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4Fuck you, leave me alone @judgemoylanfrnd. Jun 28, 2018 
5I’d say Moylan should kill himself, but I hope he lives to see this. Then the crooked prosecutor can fuck off like Frank (i.e., like Phil). Jan 21, 2016 
6More tactile indenture evidence: “11th.” This is not a copy! Motion was never reviewed by a judge (or #judgeling). https://t.co/wAsRj9Pw9L Jan 20, 2016 
7Maybe it's not true Moylan is just another lying shitbag esquire (in robes). Maybe he's actually gone senile. But what's Graeff's excuse? Jan 19, 2016 
8Citing Vanderlinde standard (lie = disbarment), COA considers greater consequences than other jurisdictions imposed. https://t.co/S7We8mzobT Jan 18, 2016 
94 months ago Wright, Graeff and Moylan was the very same panel disposing of "pro se appeals" in 1 day. Krauser really assigns them randomly? Jan 18, 2016 
10The power of false reputation, @MDAppeal. "Without offering any legal support or argument … the appellant seems to be raising arguments[.]" Jan 18, 2016 
11Eric Thomas Hartley comes closer to “the immunity” under Steve Shitbag. Interest in cert grants, truth, soon to be tested yet again. #hurt Jan 16, 2016 
12Does @Steve_Lash have info COSO is a cold bench? But see Rule 8-523(b)(1). #judgelings (consideration actually dictated by Krauser’s clerk) Jan 14, 2016 
13"Witnesses lie because they believe in street justice." So do crooked prosecutors. At least one (Moylan) became a MD appellate #judgeling. Jan 08, 2016 
14Alternatively, she could rely on her and Lamasney’s “higher power” to justify lying, bringing further disrepute to the Maryland Judiciary. Dec 31, 2015 
15Now that she has to think more carefully about her “opinions” beyond the actual parties, hopefully Hotten would reverse herself in Simpson. Dec 31, 2015 
16Sin City paper @reviewjournal is seeking a new editor. I understand Thomas Lee Marquardt didn't really want to retire. He'd be a great fit. Dec 24, 2015 
17Eric Thomas Hartley knows from experience, but doesn't appreciate how bad it can get. Journalist Hell awaits. https://t.co/8QWxVEqPRH Dec 24, 2015 
18None out of two, as #judgeling Moylan said, "does not do it," @ethartley. #ethics #cert https://t.co/Rt4RRMGqLt Dec 15, 2015 
19Not spoken like a fellow contemnor who doesn't have the immunity. https://t.co/aQ0hp1qhkt Dec 12, 2015 
20Am I for real or just signing papers ghostwritten by Zodd? Ask the @anneleitess assistant who watched me school BFM before MIttelstaedt, J. Dec 07, 2015 
21Gross, but what other choice? Hope some honor rubs off on Slob Lamasney’s workout partner turned appellate guardian. https://t.co/r1BSok9QOn Dec 01, 2015 
22In anticipation of forthcoming rape and murder, I am now officially more famous than Jarrod Radnich. Thanks JabbaTH. https://t.co/pDtFOTPpyJ Nov 30, 2015 
23How to make peace with lying for a living when there is MD Rule 1-311 to worry about? Stop living. See Phil. See also Frank. P.S. Hi Moylan. Nov 29, 2015 
24Bob's favorite synonym for telling a lie? "Respectfully submitted." At least novel writers don't have MD Rule 1-311. https://t.co/gcG5PqS5hf Nov 29, 2015 
25A copy of the Motion to Dismiss was discovered by counsel for Defendants lying in the street. "Lying…? Superb idea!" https://t.co/f4Lzjtaa4I Nov 28, 2015 
26RT @JusticeWillett: Monitored but not followed. The Twitter version of "person of interest." So close! https://t.co/rqNVCNCNym Nov 25, 2015 
27After relegating Paris attack to page 2, @HutzellRick relegates explanation post Entertainment. Je suis @capgaznews! https://t.co/Q8CAmW4Azk Nov 15, 2015 
28Too bad @capgaznews can't do an Our Say based on shit reporting, @TPratt_Capital, but thanks for supporting my #cert petition. P.S. Fuck you Nov 04, 2015 
29Fuck you, leave me alone. http://t.co/NFVUiEdqsV Sep 18, 2015 
30Referring to @realDonaldTrump as "unqualified" @capgaznews could end badly (again). http://t.co/SnsooKxcN6 Like so: http://t.co/CbalhNM0DR Sep 16, 2015 
31Crazy man in the Court of Appeals! http://t.co/hfykyUMlhx Sep 09, 2015 
32I propose MD institute a third-tier appellate court. Then maybe "honorable" COSO judges will stop nonchalantly putting their names on shit. Sep 07, 2015 
33Car warranties are unenforceable after 4 years, regardless of stated length. Shouldn't this reported, @Steve_Lash? http://t.co/A2u4EgvrU0 Sep 07, 2015 
34COSO's Chief Judge doesn't know failure to state a claim is reviewable de novo, skips on argument; Graeff is Graeff: http://t.co/YMopTeOpEZ Sep 06, 2015 
35Sandbaggers take heed: Adkins and McDonald have no problem with this DIG—issue wasn't preserved for appellate review. http://t.co/E0VlrzEnH7 Sep 04, 2015 
36Which is stranger: @LasVegasSun has more followers than @reviewjournal, or Eric Thomas Hartley has more desire to avoid #cert than reversal? Sep 02, 2015 
37It’s not the journalist-on-journalist violence that shows @bryce_williams7 is a fake journalist; it’s the fake name. http://t.co/T9ajw99WR5 Aug 26, 2015 
38I wonder how many new clients BFM will garner in the wake of #ashleymadison. Oh, but he's already practiced as a vexatious pro se litigant. Aug 20, 2015 
39@MDAppeal He needs to articulate why it is "painfully obvious," but this is classic Hotten/Graeff twisted idiocy: http://t.co/S7jn3elnph Aug 15, 2015 
40I'm very disappointed Bob's "record extract" didn't also include hundreds of pages of Twitter printouts, also actually cited in his "brief." Aug 03, 2015 
41Bob didn’t say it or mean it like this, but it makes sense an inferior janitor court should first resolve the shitty threshold issue. #cert Jul 31, 2015 
42@MDAppeal Each one carefully and independently considered by three superior judges. Same goes for the impending motions for reconsideration. Jul 23, 2015 
43That was the whole idea. Unfortunately, Frank's been catching him up on the #hurt. Evil Tom's report still to follow. http://t.co/wIUUuWzqLi Jul 20, 2015 
44I was looking forward to answering RFA 45. But now—precisely because he is an asshole—I don’t get to repeat in court that BFM is an asshole. Jul 18, 2015 
45I laughed too when Muntjan asked, "Have you all read my brief?" Unfortunately, the joke has a different punchline in some inferior courts. Jul 16, 2015 
46Just Because You Say somebody conspired doesn't mean they conspired; JBYS somebody reviewed everything doesn't mean they reviewed anything. Jul 12, 2015 
47When BFM realizes—only now as a vexatious pro se litigant—he’s been copy-and-pasting wrong rule cites for 15 years: https://t.co/gYAbi6VB00 Jul 07, 2015 
48After much soul searching, @chuang2012 found inspiration. I am of course referring to the ignorant shit reporter. https://t.co/2gHN7Z2SHy Jul 05, 2015 
49Guan-yin dang face could have asked her publisher to allow another column, but she already knew the answer to that. http://t.co/855qo9bSFy Jul 05, 2015 
50@chuang2012 If you think being "bullied" on Twitter is #hurt-ful, try going through life followed by lies published in your shit newspaper. Jul 04, 2015 
51This is not only respectable, but correct. BFM's blasted demon baby already died. Note the "no longer an injury." http://t.co/Bgwvp0hodK Jun 30, 2015 
52Very amusing to imagine how icky JDS felt and how grandiose BFM felt when they shook hands. And he's not even Bob (for the record). #amended Jun 27, 2015 
53Very amusing to imagine how icky JDS felt and how grandiose BFM felt when they shook hands. And he's not even Bob (or disbarred yet). Jun 26, 2015 
54Thanks for an insecure opposition to certiorari that makes certiorari even more likely, Bob. However can I repay you? http://t.co/0NGZosXu98 Jun 23, 2015 
55But will he always tell the truth, even when it #hurts? He's named Steve Shitbag for a reason, like his ephemerality. http://t.co/PuCn2WwMDj Jun 21, 2015 
56Traps gone bush to bush-league. Charlie Sondervan’s PTSD is making him mail things to my home. I fear for my safety. http://t.co/XzdcKvmAHM Jun 19, 2015 
57See Eric Thomas Hartley attempting to cultivate another kind of "the immunity." @thomasmnv https://t.co/Pj6aJyqVN8 http://t.co/GMfhw7G6g5 Jun 15, 2015 
58I solemnly affirm under the penalties of perjury that repeating questions of law in a motion for summary judgement is futile. #CyberStalking Jun 13, 2015 
59Judge Nick used the computers @capgaznews to solicit sex from children. Evil Tom knew, but thought—with his influence—he’d never get caught. Jun 09, 2015 
60Always in court, @capgaznews still doesn’t know how to read legal opinions. So they incessantly call the COA stupid over that pit-bull case. Jun 08, 2015 
61So fortuitous having an open mic to go outside the record in the Court of Appeals. And they think *you're* stupid!? http://t.co/R2KfeFmvmI Jun 06, 2015 
62With @capgaznews as the public's eyes and ears, we can all be bipolar drunkards. Alternatively, where we're going... https://t.co/jmu69bQbDT Jun 03, 2015 
63Correct, curious clerk: Eric Thomas Hartley et al. are rightly scared shitless. Alternatively, #JeSuisPhilMerrill. http://t.co/NPihOTbMQr Jun 02, 2015 
64Remember when Eric Thomas Hartley was so proud to see his name on a court docket? I do. Here's to unwanted legacies. http://t.co/YovjDIuMTq May 31, 2015 
65Rob Pryor quietly got the pink slip @capgaznews. Multiple reasons @baltimoresun doesn't need an extra circulation director. @eyeonannapolis May 29, 2015 
66Graeff, who joined in #ShitOpinion, wrote this in 185 Md.App. 156 (2009). She also joined in Simpson. Layers of shit! http://t.co/q3luFhg4UJ May 27, 2015 
67Steve Shitbag proudly goes out the same way he came in @capgaznews: with willful blindness to the truth that #hurts. http://t.co/COWA9cR06c May 22, 2015 
68Hopefully @eyeonannapolis won’t be surprised when @MDGazette ceases publication. This is another obvious step in that transparent plan. May 21, 2015 
69Steve Shitbag (@sgunn) flees sinking ship, community he never really cared about. But his legacy will live on. #hurt http://t.co/v5KSw1rsLM May 21, 2015 
70I’ve covered retweets, but does Googling something constitute republication? Interesting legal question, dear reader. http://t.co/TK6qsrPZ3I May 18, 2015 
71Too late, @LasVegasLocally. You've endorsed JabbaTH deserves to be choked to death with a chain. Ask @vanessafranko. http://t.co/SApVE0o18Z May 17, 2015 
72Ms. Lush exposes failed civil conspiracy of scumbag lawyers et al. to derail defamation lawsuit. Disbarment possible. http://t.co/4cDLDwSg5F May 16, 2015 
73COSO affirms seven-figure punitive judgement against disbarred lawyer for invasion of privacy: http://t.co/vUN8I6nlzI #AllMyRespectStillLost May 14, 2015 
74Googling "Judge James Lombardi" returns @judgelingJJL 3rd. Now look what's 10th. Eat my shit, Judge James Lombardi. http://t.co/s8I5MMbzYA May 13, 2015 
75Inferior janitor courts established for the same reason. District Court : Circuit Court :: Court of Shit Opinions (COSO) : Court of Appeals May 13, 2015 
76Inconsistent dispositions—who cares? Unreported appeals are analogous to de novo appealable Mickey Mouse judgements. http://t.co/DaMjjYbA4i May 13, 2015 
77$50: 10 copies of a police report or, in the alternative, 10 copies of Bob still has no idea what I'm talking about. http://t.co/1DevxH9IUc May 12, 2015 
78When BFM threatened to “slaughter” me, he couldn’t have meant as a practicing attorney. I fear for my safety. #sickos http://t.co/WcZqDFx9Pd May 06, 2015 
79"Davis didn't shy away from criticism[.]" http://t.co/JrI2seJSmb But he couldn't take this: http://t.co/3aO2CbZthY http://t.co/k3B9SmtS67 May 03, 2015 
80And the 2015 Eye On Annapolis Champion of the Universe award goes to… John Frenaye! Congratulations, @eyeonannapolis. http://t.co/lGyfxfRwR3 May 03, 2015 
81A spotlight on inequity within the MD justice system couldn't come at a more fitting time. Here's to Higher Authority hearing and #hurting. May 02, 2015 
82One year later, breaking the news to Judge Kenney. @Steve_Lash #ShitOpinion #ShitOpinion2 http://t.co/T4ZlVmnz1N Apr 26, 2015 
83Meredith wishes he could emulate Mr. Spock, but the shit opinions I've seen from his COSA remind me more of tribbles. http://t.co/wwxz43cmww Apr 24, 2015 
84You've got a tell, COSA. http://t.co/8F9ToXZ477 Apr 22, 2015 
85"Ignore the problem and it will go away" isn't my style. Bob's maybe. Here's to continued aggravation, and attorney fees as may be entitled. Apr 22, 2015 
86Congratulations to Chief Judge Krauser for once again very nearly making the dilatory Slob appear diligent. http://t.co/wBCiTyuyYB Apr 21, 2015 
87Jeez, Paone, why do you have to read from notes to tell your fondly remembered story about Weathersbee? It's like it never really happened. Apr 19, 2015 
88"Said Tom Fleckenstein, another of Weathersbee's [final victims]: 'Frank would want to be here.'" Well I'm convinced. http://t.co/cyNby7ataZ Apr 19, 2015 
89I find peace knowing that Weathersbee answered my letter with his final act. I accept his guilty plea and sentence him to eternity in Hell. Apr 18, 2015 
90At least one of these former longtime State’s Attorneys killed himself. Isn’t it obvious who? http://t.co/jiSKNtTum4 http://t.co/kaCNyNN5vF Apr 17, 2015 
91Weathersbee Merrilled himself so details won’t be released. Press releases weren't his way; he preferred the Our Say. http://t.co/4rs4VtmhCz Apr 15, 2015 
92Slob Lamasney *supports* forced confessions in the name of God. The Inquisition wasn’t only carnage, but she didn’t get the memo, literally. Apr 12, 2015 
93Even if the resident was murdered, @pierceall, like the liar father of your daughters gives a shit. #ForGreatColumns https://t.co/4UHfZfB1l8 Apr 10, 2015 
94"[S]ignificantly, the [Slob] denied the motion without commenting, one way or the other[.]" What's new? #judgelings http://t.co/gFg3JLTFAc Apr 09, 2015 
95I understand Slob Lamasney really hates being reversed, but integrity is more reliable than praying COSA protection: http://t.co/zZzfRJi90S Apr 08, 2015 
96COSA trampling on graves doesn’t warrant cert. Still, the complete guide to recognizing final judgement: http://t.co/Efqp1cRMQm #ShitOpinion Apr 06, 2015 
97Don’t think you aren’t personally liable for the TRO, Evil Tom. You know it took you back to the glee that was “Bobby Needs to Button Up.” Apr 02, 2015 
98Slob Lamasney quickly dismissed me then said she was sorry I had to wait so long. Two years later, Catholicism still says liars go to hell. Mar 30, 2015 
99Dwyer charged in boat accident, Evil Tom: “Resign now.” Now: “All lawsuits are just a claim and hardly something to get stirred up about.” Mar 25, 2015 
100When @CapitalOne gets upset, local gov preemptively caved; when @capgaznews gets upset, they threaten attorney fees. http://t.co/zbwgGT9Px6 Mar 24, 2015 
101You think your congressional representation is fake, @capgaznews? Just as many complain that PG is too conservative. http://t.co/bCJPqd2yjJ Mar 21, 2015 
102When Griffith said, "You will work for me," I'm pretty sure he wasn't talking about garnishing wages. https://t.co/xFZoOfo9yf Mar 17, 2015 
103Correction, @shaunadamec: bad journalist. But dying is a touchy subject for him. Just go about your business as Clinton's Press Secretary. Mar 11, 2015 
104Harrell to Marcalus: "What if she went on the offensive? You're recused." Don't forget having the shit sued out of and disbarred. #Ehhehehe Mar 08, 2015 
105A good professional dealing with an unrepresented opposing party "walk on eggshells"? Shut up. http://t.co/QLOHq7wrJw http://t.co/0ElZrH8Ejf Mar 08, 2015 
1062000 Capital Drive, just as @capgaznews left it, passes for authentic office of blood-stained tabloid publication: http://t.co/SggYUJcmGN Mar 07, 2015 
107If indigent Lori Michelle Sondervan can hire an attorney, why can't millionaire Vinod Goyal? Easy explanation: greed. http://t.co/bkJbYKcTLa Mar 04, 2015 
108@jonhutson Were any school children intimidated? Mar 03, 2015 
109@jonhutson Catch-22: for Lenio to be convicted you have to admit he intimidated you. Either way, a terrorist has won. http://t.co/o6i9v6X909 Mar 03, 2015 
110I watched a judge analogize civil litigation to elective surgery. In that sense it's true: I'm a very sick person. https://t.co/X2xrJD9pz1 Mar 01, 2015 
111Hahaha, @bacman, @reviewjournal wants people to think you got 3 pics of Hartley from HIS Twitter, but he only has 1. http://t.co/i4XXgFu6bh Feb 19, 2015 
112If Bob represented terrorists (and he does), this would be his defense when @Charlie_Hebdo_ sues the shit out of him. http://t.co/BMLN0fSCAM Feb 19, 2015 
113The problem with Hartley, @mhengel, is he's a veteran bad journalist and proudly irresponsible, like @Charlie_Hebdo_. http://t.co/tg8BE1gcRs Feb 19, 2015 
114It's a very good question—and he may have to answer it—especially after spending his afternoon sitting in on "that." https://t.co/OBs85Zu2cL Feb 17, 2015 
115@MikeSaffran Meanwhile, @Charlie_Hebdo_ is begging for funding and @capgaznews is being assimilated by @baltimoresun. http://t.co/ZoKEQRgTur Feb 16, 2015 
116After his freshly deleted frolics, [unsigned]'s still in denial wine snobs and drunkards aren't mutually exclusive. http://t.co/6J0ay0wP7g Feb 09, 2015 
117I'll enjoy seeing @capgaznews cease publication, but it would be nicer to see Hartley and Marquardt cease breathing. https://t.co/oLcaqmT1NF Feb 08, 2015 
118"It must be excruciating to … report the news and not say anything about this. … Is he telling the truth?" @mhengel http://t.co/ui3UEyEZPG Feb 08, 2015 
119So what? I PIAed #judgeling Lamasney and the only document reflecting her decision making process was the lunch menu. http://t.co/Ef7UGkLlzL Feb 01, 2015 
120"Well over $200,000," @remawriter? Your shit reporting reads like a shit appellate brief. Just tell us the amount. http://t.co/sKWvjbpsKl Jan 28, 2015 
121"Good problem to have … Many need that chance to get in front of a potential employer and tell their story." Perjury? http://t.co/PXC3Nd5Xpe Jan 26, 2015 
122Say hello to our eavesdropper, @Steve_Lash, @pwoodreporter, @eyeonannapolis. BFM wanted a witness. Think he got one? http://t.co/c4lTGan8UY Jan 18, 2015 
123October 23, 2014: a date which will live in infamy. We will never forget (credit the awakened sleeping giant-fucker). http://t.co/XylD5a9yfk Jan 17, 2015 
124This madman is a terrorist pretending to be a lawyer. I repulsed him mightily, but the hunt for BFM Laden continues. http://t.co/mgcawIQsZv Jan 15, 2015 
125Ask your new friend, @La__Ley: Who is John Smith? Why is your editor going to be receiving a MD appellate brief? Why does that bother you? Jan 14, 2015 
126More ironic hypocrisy. And isn't this whole "I am Charlie" nonsense so apt after what I said about Comrade Sondervan? http://t.co/tGYNOBevYx Jan 13, 2015 
127Foutrement drôle, ne est-ce pas @Charlie_Hebdo_? #JeSuisCharlie http://t.co/6Kq15GTuRj Jan 11, 2015 
128Innocence can be subjective. “NOT DOING JOURNALISM PROPERLY IS A CRIME”? Do brave unethical journalists dare discuss? http://t.co/GIb9jlhU6a Jan 11, 2015 
129Terrorists targeted the WTC for its symbolism. “We will never forget,” but 7 years later McCain and Obama were debating “Main vs. Wall St.” Jan 11, 2015 
130But don't bother suing the shit out Al-Qaeda, @Charlie_Hebdo_. They're even better at evading service of process than Eric Thomas Hartley. Jan 11, 2015 
131Charlie Hebdo should sue the shit out of everyone for using their name without permission. Je suis BFM. @judgelingJJL http://t.co/fc5Dau9m5w Jan 11, 2015 
132@La__Ley I count 1 bad journalist. Pls dare that cowardly fat ass to provoke your local radical Muslims. He wanted to be famous, after all. Jan 10, 2015 
133Lost in the KD fiasco: his public official status and a newspaper's "media" status are irrelevant. Free speech is for "regular people" too. Jan 08, 2015 
134"I can't think of one ... positive effect. Usually, they only served to [#]escalate the conflict." #HeIsStillConfused http://t.co/muBLPe0kmZ Jan 08, 2015 
135Actually, @capgaznews, your county's largest law firm is DLA Piper, but you're too chickenshit to grouse about them. http://t.co/WC97f6o7HS Jan 08, 2015 
136RT @judgelingJJL: Not only do I agree with #KirbyDelauter, but I will sign his order enjoining all you harassing little maggot shits! http:… Jan 06, 2015 
137@APkristenwyatt @remawriter @pwoodreporter Invasion of privacy! Just ask Lori Michelle Sondervan, et al. Also… BFM? http://t.co/Kmxv5VsSqs Jan 06, 2015 
138I wonder if @WesAdams2014 knows Mary Virginia Miles and Michelle Dawn Smith are also @anneleitess's top prosecutors. http://t.co/CKAkUSCWfq Jan 06, 2015 
139My resolution is for "#judgeling" to appear in a reported appellate opinion, or perhaps Black's 11th ed. Here's to long harassing documents. Jan 03, 2015 
140WTF, @AACOSHERIFF? I'll bet Lori Michelle Sondervan wants to argue non-service now. Too bad her incompetent child esquire waived that too. Dec 25, 2014 
141Is this like Evil Tom's cowardice not publishing letters? Sony is a for-profit company. Sound familiar, @capgaznews? http://t.co/X1Ti8dEUHb Dec 20, 2014 
142That's right, Evil Tom. When Landmark said, "GTFO the Edtior's Desk," you should have listened better. Hartley's worked to break his habits! Dec 20, 2014 
143Why don't you warn the community about newspaper subscription scams, @BenW_TheCapital? Youse even do it door-to-door. http://t.co/mDVmXi748H Dec 20, 2014 
144Maybe the COSA is consolidating 988, ST13 and the record correction in 2281, ST13? Then Eric Thomas Hartley can lose twice in one appeal. Dec 15, 2014 
145Thank you, @baltimoresun. I've often wondered whether PG County is an improper venue for suing the shit out of you. http://t.co/4rEfYeadwS Dec 14, 2014 
146Improper ad damnum clause! Venue problem! Battery SoL! Punitive damages for negligence? http://t.co/5Ss7Q7ScXI BFM? http://t.co/S5E3xd0qvn Dec 08, 2014 
147I wonder if 988, ST13 is taking so long because they're examining my "filing criminal perjury charges, with intent to harass" in 2281, ST13. Dec 06, 2014 
148@AnneArundelSAO Did you know… it is against the law to solicit a fact-selective column featuring a lying, bipolar drunkard. No? Stay tuned. Dec 06, 2014 
149An example of the District Court of Maryland acting without jurisdiction. #ShitOpinion #IneffectivePublicDefenders http://t.co/TtlOLOKkrD Dec 05, 2014 
150Evil Tom "couldn't resist buying a can of pinot noir while standing at the counter[.]" That was 5 shots of vodka for the drunkard lover. Dec 04, 2014 
151The context, Evil Tom, is you hate anti-alcohol advocates and no longer have your Edtior's Desk to target them from. http://t.co/Xjj097Ce9a Dec 04, 2014 
152@JPLambert You didn't answer mine. Why is @capgaznews incapable of learning from its sins and follies? Don't stop now. #annapolishousing Dec 02, 2014 
153Couldn't @capgaznews learn after the embarrassment that was #CliffordStory? No way. Just a larger circle jerk this time: #annapolishousing Dec 02, 2014 
154Look, @anneleitess, more superb leadership by example. Doesn't it feel great having his endorsement @AnneArundelSAO? http://t.co/oXhdRFNvOT Nov 30, 2014 
155The next headline appearing BELOW Eric Hartley's column? "Police are aiming for 'Zero Deaths.'" Pull the fucking trigger indeed, Evil Tom. Nov 28, 2014 
156From part of the justice system to just us vexatious pro se litigants. @eyeonannapolis #IncrediblyHotNews #OpenSeason http://t.co/2OgUr2kFWv Nov 26, 2014 
157You make me fear for my safety, @GustavoArellano. You've been collecting things for decades. http://t.co/3tPjMq8CkE http://t.co/ELzHDGOY8K Nov 24, 2014 
158Now let's talk about slobs, sanctions, and collateral estoppel. They're threatening to sue you also, @eyeonannapolis. http://t.co/oMCusHWivj Nov 22, 2014 
159Evil Tom begging for comments reduced to Steve Shitbag begging for letters. Maybe it's because fuck you @capgaznews. http://t.co/IXoUy1xN6s Nov 22, 2014 
160First Lori Sondervan thinks @AnneArundelSAO is "the court." Now she thinks she's a member of that office. Why not just admit my allegations? Nov 21, 2014 
161Profits eluding, Eric Thomas Hartley wanted to be famous. Many congratulations to him. Very truly yours, Rich Mirman https://t.co/FMy7wUhSG6 Nov 20, 2014 
162There's no need to be intimidated @anneleitess. Just press your thumb to the palm of your hand, but try not to bleed. http://t.co/expg2QAAnZ Nov 20, 2014 
163Anti-Kushner indeed, @GustavoArellano. Even understands profit is more meaningful than growth! http://t.co/ojCBD1SUbo http://t.co/UuJ3nPjZNp Nov 20, 2014 
164Now BFM's directly contacting a party (though also co-conspirator) represented by counsel, in violation of MRPC 4.2. http://t.co/QaSVGWtsVG Nov 20, 2014 
165@AnneArundelSAO Motions for publicity? Restoration of sanity? Skin change operation? Judex delegatus? To kiss my ass? Pray tell, AA Anne! Nov 19, 2014 
166Thank you, BFM, for violating my free speech in furtherance of the Conspiracy, making @capgaznews the only newspaper liable for such a tort. Nov 16, 2014 
167Hike your own hike, Feild, but calling it a boring grind that padded your resume is really pissing on the experience: http://t.co/we0UuaDaDh Nov 13, 2014 
168@eyeonannapolis I don't see what this tweet is quoting. Did they delete your comment? Where's 1st Amendment warrior Evil Tom when needed? HA Nov 12, 2014 
169Surprise? @ChiefKevinDavis was appointed by a Democrat spy and joined at the hip with a Cunt exiting @AnneArundelSAO. http://t.co/oB6rHnhiL2 Nov 11, 2014 
170BFM’s 100-page exhibit speaks for itself and it says, “I told you so.” Hope he’s ready for the agony of Conviction. https://t.co/lQP7JGeBkR Nov 11, 2014 
171That moment Mittelstaedt looked at me to say, “Is he listening at all or is BFM just going to keep running his BFM?” http://t.co/1KJvt054LH Nov 09, 2014 
172Evidence (emphasis added) supporting a very reasonable belief Lori Sondervan is a drunkard: https://t.co/nbDr1eln4B http://t.co/lLR1dMxBYJ Nov 08, 2014 
173Peroutka won and you lost, @remawriter. Get over it. You're already going to Hell, so why not concern yourself with more relevant matters? Nov 08, 2014 
174I just checked BFM's blog and read you were #judgeling Lombardi's law clerk, @WesAdams2014. My condolences. Watch many great backroom deals? Nov 08, 2014 
175Was that more fake-crying act, or Blood on Their Hands @capgaznews? Either way, actually, it really doesn’t matter. https://t.co/52kw3HMm31 Nov 08, 2014 
176As badly as things went today for BFM against a crazy man, imagine if Zodd wasn't so busy cleaning up after the Slob. http://t.co/utjhzV4vAq Nov 08, 2014 
177Doesn't know how to draft affidavits, doesn't know how to draft complaints. BFM Dateline: to Catch a Malpractitioner http://t.co/iiKUmuJm1M Nov 07, 2014 
178@eyeonannapolis "In your face" / "Eat my shit" / "Go to hell" / "My unelectrorighteousosaurus will devour all your empty souls" @capgaznews Nov 06, 2014 
179@WesAdams2014 Will that smooth transition include continued pursuit of an attorney grievance complaint? MRPC 8.2 is more apt here than 8.4. Nov 06, 2014 
180Privately, @WesAdams2014 will never forgive @anneleitess for smearing his father, and Hogan will give her a leg drop before an appointment. Nov 06, 2014 
181@lombardpratt @eyeonannapolis @cwellssun Sorry, should have done it like this. BFM Dateline: to Catch a Cyber-Stalker http://t.co/taiMVsRtBF Nov 06, 2014 
182@lombardpratt @eyeonannapolis @cwellssun Cyber-stalking. Nov 05, 2014 
183For three days now since the TRO expired I've been substantially and irreparably destroying BFM's reputation. He hasn't done shit. #ehhehehe Nov 05, 2014 
184Interesting how supporters didn't really shift away from @anneleitess; they just walked out on her. @eyeonannapolis http://t.co/N7kTd0xzae Nov 05, 2014 
185@pwoodreporter Cyber-stalker. Nov 05, 2014 
186Weathersbee left @AnneArundelSAO because everyone was sick of his crooked henhouse. Deny it now, Anne Cunt Leitess; Clean it wolf-like, Wes. Nov 05, 2014 
187@WesAdams2014 leading @anneleitess 56%-44%. Cyber-stalking @eyeonannapolis ready to #escalate. Scribd account = superb idea, @DavidSGingras! Nov 05, 2014 
188The greatest irony of BFM's injunction request? The incompetent child esquire censored an injunction request that was actually thought out. Nov 04, 2014 
189I understand our former Commissioner of Corrections, Charlie Sondervan, served in Vietnam. For which side? No idea. https://t.co/EY9ZV5vpqk Nov 03, 2014 
190I saw there's a new TV show: The McCarthys. But now the tweet's spoiled so I'm just going to sue the shit out of them instead, @anneleitess. Nov 03, 2014 
191Now I am happy. BFM is already so #hurt he would resort to such desperate chickenshit, and the attorney grievance action hasn't even begun. Nov 03, 2014 
192RT @judgelingJJL: I signed this order to help Lori Sondervan with her feelings of guilt. We are dangerous and need mental evaluations! http… Nov 03, 2014 
193RT @judgelingJJL: Get out of my internet, crazy foul-mouthed kids @eyeonannapolis! I banned you at your trial yesterday, you troublesome li… Nov 03, 2014 
194RT @judgelingJJL: Thank you, Mr. Smith. Short, to the point, and respectable. An attorney doing his duty defending his criminal client(s), … Nov 03, 2014 
195RT @judgelingJJL: There's a good chance those other two have Steve Gunn's cock in their mouths, @Steve_Lash. It's up to you to tell the tal… Nov 03, 2014 
196RT @judgelingJJL: How do you think Marquardt feels about this, @pwoodreporter? I'm sure there will be an Our Say and Sunday Profile about #… Nov 03, 2014 
197RT @judgelingJJL: Bet you didn't know it was illegal when you posted my complaint on the Internet, @eyeonannapolis. You've just been enjoin… Nov 03, 2014 
198BFM’s not so happy now. I’ve really pissed him off. So he ventures back to PG Circuit Court in search of #judgeling: https://t.co/iPhOu9mVdZ Oct 23, 2014 
199BFM felt happy after his client was shot. It got his name in the paper and increased his fame. He's an asshole that way, just like Evil Tom. Oct 23, 2014 
200“Again, my unruly tongue, if it were not punished, it would not only set more of you on fire, but it would bolden others to do the like.” Oct 22, 2014 
201My guess is lackey Zak enters his appearance for ghostwriter Bob, then learning how to be a lawyer gets more complicated than ever imagined. Oct 22, 2014 
202BFM's already looking into his next career, but unlike La Femme Nikita his dignity and humanity are long cast off. http://t.co/ExKHjgTiNu Oct 20, 2014 
203Check that. Eric Thomas Hartley's fantasy legal career is making him famous in one way: the loser in reported Maryland appellate opinions. Oct 17, 2014 
204Eric Thomas Hartley's aim was off with his famous-law-school-graduate fantasy, but Kushner has an appropriate target: http://t.co/IJji2E5HlM Oct 17, 2014 
205I avoid the @ ethartley tag as I can't contact him, but I never called him Eric Thomas Hartley to avoid hits on "Eric Hartley." #EricHartley Oct 17, 2014 
206Golden Age of Open Season long over, career over, Eric Thomas Hartley—reduced to regular person—can relate (me too): https://t.co/yoTZE5EHVc Oct 16, 2014 
207It's pretty bad when even newspapers with no ethics have had enough of Eric Thomas Hartley. Worse still, I haven't: http://t.co/V73nbzEg3a Oct 16, 2014 
208Eric Thomas Hartley wanted to be famous and has a law school education; Kushner has the job opening of his fantasy: http://t.co/MmRnxn4L8C Oct 15, 2014 
209Eric Thomas Hartley wanted to be famous. Now he can apply for the job of his dreams and make his unemployment quota: http://t.co/79fuSevt4X Oct 15, 2014 
210Here's the most revealing piece of information for the MJCS detectives out there: Mittelstaedt never set a try-by date and she runs track 5. Oct 15, 2014 
211BFM respectfully requests the Honorable Court take judicial notice I have been stalking and harassing the invisible (wo)man for 100 years. Oct 14, 2014 
212I think the exploded pieces of BFM's head are about to spontaneously combust before re-exploding. And then repeat. He calls this a "reply." Oct 10, 2014 
213It makes sense not having the courage to sign your name when you're not really the author. Then again… Melinda Rice. http://t.co/SKElGNEsyP Oct 09, 2014 
214October surprise for @anneleitess. INDICTMENT: attempted murder, drug kingpin, and sex offenses. Sufficient evidence! http://t.co/D4L8ZQc834 Oct 09, 2014 
215BFM's in such denial about his Thomas Marquardtishness he couldn't even repeat my "Evil Editor" attack. I told you this was going to #hurt. Oct 07, 2014 
216Eric Thomas Hartley viewed Kushner's plan a "fantasy" from the start, so @ladailynews did fire him. @GustavoArellano http://t.co/p7fHO0gphp Oct 05, 2014 
217You know a case has somebody's attention when PG Circuit Court is docketing papers in 1-2 days rather than weeks. That's COSA orders' speed. Oct 03, 2014 
218“Truth, above all. When a man lies he murders some part of the world.” Time to slay some murderous shitbag esquires. https://t.co/3L1jUQehFD Oct 02, 2014 
219Knowing how much stock BFM puts in MJCS lay investigations, it's very unfortunate for him "memorandum" is Latin for "verbose piece of shit." Sep 29, 2014 
220If anybody is wondering, yes this is me. http://t.co/Ig5D3TlotM Sep 28, 2014 
221Dear reader: Thank you for patiently stalking me per my request. Your obsession is rewarded. "An Ode to Judge Nick." https://t.co/2TUtx5jNTZ Sep 28, 2014 
222BFM's in a happy mood now as he anticipates "payment" for his "services." Also this libel per se is worth millions. https://t.co/SvzzfR2X5M Sep 27, 2014 
223@eyeonannapolis This is a lawsuit if he didn't do it. See Restatement, Second, Torts, § 563, comment d; see also the headline @capgaznews. Sep 26, 2014 
224What happens when you don’t do your job, Ridgell? The reason attorneys have a bad reputation is because they generally are crooked shitbags. Sep 26, 2014 
225“Awaiting reprisal Death will be their acquisition” “Stick with me on this thread.” I won’t snip it like Evil Tom. https://t.co/gwGRrVE5p4 Sep 26, 2014 
226@GustavoArellano @ocregister Also Eric Thomas Hartley left @ladailynews for unknown reasons in April of last year—not 6 months ago. Sep 25, 2014 
227Long live @ocregister! Crime and courts are a newspaper's bread and butter. Watch for a new such reporter appearing soon. @GustavoArellano Sep 25, 2014 
228Come back Eric Thomas Hartley! Don't you enjoy reporting on your own court cases, attorneys who could be disbarred, and mugshots of the day? Sep 25, 2014 
229See how easy it is to disguise evil with proper tone and a smile? Evil Tom couldn't even get the tone part right. https://t.co/daSfXZU51F Sep 25, 2014 
230Was Eric Thomas Hartley fired because he deleted his @ocregister tag, or did he do it knowing he'd be fired? Chicken and the Egg of the King Sep 24, 2014 
231Was @vanessafranko endorsing Worst French Black Metal or Eric Thomas Hartley Ordained to Be Murdered by the God Hand? http://t.co/04V7zBAfVh Sep 24, 2014 
232@vanessafranko Sorry, follows do equal endorsement, even if you unfollow afterward. Ask your law school educated friend about republication. Sep 24, 2014 
233Why don't BFM's "exhibits" include the Renee Lee letter? Why doesn't he (s)talk about Sondervan's medical records? Consciousness of guilt! Sep 24, 2014 
234I just hole-punched and filed BFM's 50 pages of "exhibits" and had an epiphany. Holy shit, this is just like in In re Vincent! #Ehhhehehe Sep 24, 2014 
235Good to see BFM finally calm down some. “Duel nationals” know to never take anything personally, just like Evil Tom. https://t.co/ZKO8d41TAP Sep 24, 2014 
236@GustavoArellano My attorney does have a good story about someone who dressed in drag to evade process but gave up the pretense when caught. Sep 23, 2014 
237All this carnage must make Evil Tom feel like he's being forced to watch his daughters' rape and murder. Well, that's always been the idea! Sep 23, 2014 
238@GustavoArellano Eric Thomas Hartley gave a false name when I had him served process. My attorney had never seen that before in 30 years. Sep 23, 2014 
239Eric Thomas Hartley fled west "for love and a job." Now he's lost two and his love could marry another man at the drop of a hat. @pierceall Sep 23, 2014 
240Yes, Eric Thomas Hartley, you moved to... oh just go ahead and kill yourself already before I do (legally in court). http://t.co/HHSaxTHgia Sep 23, 2014 
241@DavidSGingras @nikrichie This is malpractice. You don't even need CDA immunity for this one. Right, BFM? (BFM is my ever present stalker.) Sep 23, 2014 
242Congratulations, BFM, you've shamed me into changing my stalking Twitter feed. Why didn't I do so sooner? Must be that blasted demon baby. Sep 23, 2014 
243Just saw TV's Judge Mablean berate witnesses for testifying to conclusions. She could give #judgeling Thomas V. Miller III a benchslapping. Sep 23, 2014 
244The only way Lori Michelle Sondervan killing herself would interest me now is if it also led Eric Thomas Hartley or Evil Tom to do the same. Sep 23, 2014 
245@eyeonannapolis @pwoodreporter "Benchslap" was introduced by Black's Law Dictionary with the new 10th edition. :) Sep 23, 2014 
246Ok ok, BFM. I now understand I ask too much of you. Please at least try to calm down just a wee willy bit. Smashing. https://t.co/ibyX3s15RS Sep 23, 2014 
247Here's something that might help BFM calm down a bit: https://t.co/XX1OVB3VMU Sep 21, 2014 
248"I told you once. I will have my own kingdom. Nothing has changed." https://t.co/FU57JdlObn Sep 20, 2014 
249@MissConductMD @anneleitess Did he raise his mental health as a defense? I did wonder how testimony about guns around other people came in. Sep 20, 2014 
250Yes, Eric Thomas Hartley, you left LADN just for this. And a longer commute. What's that? It wasn't your choice? Good!http://t.co/Z6bxZnx1y2 Sep 20, 2014 
251Surprise, surprise. Mrs. Richardson suddenly doesn't give a shit about AA County anymore. Bye bye Fake Publisher Pat: http://t.co/B8U4yvYltS Sep 20, 2014 
252Does BFM know Rule 1-341 applies to proceedings, which is broader than pleadings? The education is not complete, and it's going to #hurt. Sep 20, 2014 
253@anneleitess When I told Michelle Dawn Smith I wasn't under the care or treatment of a psychiatrist, that wasn't false. Geremia is a LCSW. Sep 19, 2014 
254Why doesn't BFM put one of his non-party "Associates" on the case? That should be cheaper, as in zero billable hours. http://t.co/nVfxc5lViz Sep 19, 2014 
255Anarchist @anneleitess's crooked henhouse destroyed Lori Michelle Sondervan's life, and they're not done victimizing. http://t.co/Krn7eCGjms Sep 19, 2014 
256This is funny. "Homicide" includes the Walker and Pinkerton cases. Exploit your dead shitbags better, @anneleitess! http://t.co/YWDVSGFWJl Sep 19, 2014 
257http://t.co/hrkrsnhGqq Interesting there's a punishment specific to poison. I considered this drafting my complaint: http://t.co/ZCesW5tkMC Sep 19, 2014 
258A mechanism to resolve PIA disputes? Only Eric Hartley? Law school education? Scared shitless @capgaznews? Sanctions? http://t.co/ERUMVVwhzW Sep 16, 2014 
259When Evil Tom assures my lawsuit was dismissed but then says he can't talk about it, there's a reason. He also said @capgaznews was healthy. Sep 14, 2014 
260No meds and no jail, Miller, but my bullets are words. I see Evil Tom's Merrill shotgun and raise you, and you sure deserve to be bothered. Sep 14, 2014 
261Mass shootings cannot happen anywhere, @ChiefKevinDavis. For example: 2000 Capital Drive. No one left there to shoot. http://t.co/jCbhe1uTPa Sep 14, 2014 
262I'm glad @anneleitess finally blocked me. It says she's worried about losing her seat @AnneArundelSAO and I've helped it happen. HAH, Feldt! Sep 11, 2014 
263Speaking of exploiting an opponent's words, did I ever mention BCM has a big fucking mouth? BCM's BFM—it's got more than his foot into this. Sep 09, 2014 
264@pwgphoto @capgaznews Surprised to see that Landmark lackey, Fake Publisher Pat, still there. What's her function now? Taking Padden's job? Sep 07, 2014 
265@pwgphoto She called @washingtonpost a local paper. "Powerful people doing shady stuff, don't want to be caught"? @capgaznews can fuck off. Sep 07, 2014 
266Rest in pieces, glee in the newsroom. Your perpetrators will be joining you in hell, and that's not just Judge Nick. https://t.co/mboxiIV01A Sep 06, 2014 
267Sensationalism @capgaznews doesn't prove malice, or even falsity, but is worth punitive damages, whomsoever owns you. http://t.co/sxWHlKRXrX Sep 06, 2014 
268@anneleitess Dogs also roll in their own shit. Sep 05, 2014 
269@anneleitess and @ChiefKevinDavis have been indicted for bad leadership of the men and women in blue. @pwoodreporter https://t.co/XK6VrLkFfW Sep 05, 2014 
270@pwoodreporter Steve Shitbag sure doesn't dictate editorial policy to @baltimoresun. Here's to our remaining strong: http://t.co/xmGgLir2jv Sep 04, 2014 
271Foley and Sotloff are not dead (yet). Journalists making a living (literally) by participating in propaganda is nothing new. Think about it. Sep 04, 2014 
272Today's Arundel Report @capgaznews brought to you by AP offices in Cleveland, Phoenix and Waldo, FL. Local, local, local! #CapDeathWatch Sep 03, 2014 
273I’ll say this for BCM: he's an idiot asshole, but at least he read my complaint in CAL12-22839—more than slob #judgeling Lamasney ever did. Aug 31, 2014 
274@DavidSGingras I find suing the shit out of you and said client while simultaneously having your license on a platter to be more productive. Aug 30, 2014 
275$2.4M: $100k shy of their first libel jury verdict @capgaznews, 15 years ago with no historic evidence. #perspectives http://t.co/QGdWRNNrgP Aug 30, 2014 
276What was the donation insensitive to besides @ChiefKevinDavis's posturing for @anneleitess? "Our Say" should say it! http://t.co/TUC3vhLjGx Aug 29, 2014 
277With his law school education Eric Thomas Hartley should understand summary judgment is not dismissal. Then again, his old attorney doesn't. Aug 29, 2014 
278Suck it again, Foer. At speed limit plus 10 I am still your master. Distance calculations sure trump whining columns! http://t.co/3fgOpprqPk Aug 29, 2014 
279FB sees those sick fucks @capgaznews hiding behind fake names. Eric Thomas Hartley wanted to be famous, so doubly so. http://t.co/ctBAaSWrUr Aug 28, 2014 
280I’m not trying to "chill" your representation, BCM. I’m trying to end it—permanently and in all cases, until you return to vexatious pro se. Aug 28, 2014 
281@DavidSGingras @nikrichie I only see one removal request. Hopefully if it was granted you also identified the information content provider. Aug 27, 2014 
282@DavidSGingras Are you sure the prohibition applies when counsel has only been licensed since 2004? @HymanLaw may know something you don't. Aug 27, 2014 
283P.S. — Congratulations on entering the jurisdiction of Baltimore City @capgaznews. Did you know Tanko is reinstated and facing more charges? Aug 27, 2014 
284Yes, Steve Shitbag, you bought a house in Annapolis just for this. Feel bad for living, and fuck you. @eyeonannapolis http://t.co/Xz3v4Elo5G Aug 27, 2014 
285Look who has the support of the fair community and isn't afraid of public comment, @anneleitess. You're in his chair. http://t.co/GKPtAwgDpa Aug 26, 2014 
286Does BCM think my “filing perjury charges against Lori Michelle Sondervan, with intent to harass” is a private fact? http://t.co/2JQH6MJ9Qg Aug 25, 2014 
287@anneleitess Ginny Miles took a sick girl to try a case to a newspaper reporter, and so now it's still far from over. http://t.co/Dtrwfuc69c Aug 25, 2014 
288@anneleitess "Dear Members of the Bar: She is respected and trusted by the members of our bar"? Not one signer realized how stupid that is? Aug 25, 2014 
289Can't remain strong, Steve Shitbag? Why interject toxic negativity into a feel-good-community piece? P.S. — Fuck you. http://t.co/kdkwtOz0sp Aug 25, 2014 
290Attorneys can incur liability despite qualified privilege by: 1. Being an idiot asshole. 2. Acting with knowledge of fraud. 3. Malpractice. Aug 25, 2014 
291Why are they so obsessed with Peroutka @capgaznews? Come time he's elected they'll just be a Baltimore Sun mini-page insert. #CapDeathWatch Aug 24, 2014 
292Motion for Idiot Asshole Attorney to Up His Game? Granted: http://t.co/oxXg8TXFin. Vincent is good too, plus he lost. http://t.co/j9993kZQqz Aug 24, 2014 
293Clogging up the courts: idiot asshole attorneys who only appeal because they promised a newspaper reporter and then never even file a brief. Aug 23, 2014 
294I've heard your sigh on 4/4/13, BCM. Renewed upset blogging and attempts to project confidence are futile. #LikeISaid http://t.co/sBfAIG8OKU Aug 23, 2014 
295http://t.co/x9TuUanDEU Must have been Bob or his transvestite wife. They are only now aware @capgaznews. Local, local, local! #CapDeathWatch Aug 22, 2014 
296I have proof BCM, my big-mouthed stalker, advocates stalking. But that's not why everyone thinks he's the biggest asshole they've ever met. Aug 22, 2014 
297In honor of the threatening, vexatious, obsessed BLOG by my big-mouthed stalker, I hereby declare John G. Turnbull Jr. a #judgeling (Ret). Aug 22, 2014 
298@GustavoArellano Does Eric Hartley still have a job? Hard to think he's on vacation just after two weeks of furlough. http://t.co/ZH86gtyg6a Aug 21, 2014 
299BCM's not very persuasive when he threateningly cites a case the alleged vexatious pro se litigant won. #hehehe Don't worry; more will come. Aug 21, 2014 
300Oh no, BCM's going to piece together this page to build a damning record. I should probably delete this account and claim his copies forged. Aug 21, 2014 
301@VZWSupport Evil Tom's evil twin (BCM) is an evil Comcast customer! But he's not fixable, so just wish me well as I sue the shit out of him. Aug 20, 2014 
302Thanks for the advice BCM, but at $400 for one hour I'd rather pay my Verizon bill for the next 7+ months. Now how do you reduce the former? Aug 20, 2014 
303What happened to Kathy "Mind Eraser" Miller’s Oasis? Here’s my not-so-special request: stay fucking tuned. #therapist http://t.co/E8FbTMvjVY Aug 15, 2014 
304Like I said @AnneArundelSAO, legal fucking purpose: http://t.co/7PITFUimm9 And it's far too late for cooperation now. http://t.co/PPSbHbFTPS Aug 15, 2014 
305@eyeonannapolis @ccbiii2000 @capgaznews 3 years mandatory minimum guideline under PA law! #OpenSeason #OurSayIdeas Aug 14, 2014 
306@anneleitess, @DougGansler, DJawor "once again have no idea what [I'm] talking about." Probably need to be served a fourth copy of my brief. Aug 14, 2014 
307@anneleitess But what about all those convictions by Mr. McKenna's Mickey Mouse Court you've provoked me to expose as without jurisdiction? Aug 13, 2014 
308Blogger's block breakers for BCM: 1. Statues of limitations and the discovery rule. 2. The potential pitfalls of pissing on professionalism. Aug 12, 2014 
309I can't believe they published this @capgaznews. @anneleitess, here's your next "victim" of a self defense killing: http://t.co/wZtOZK1mWO Aug 09, 2014 
310@anneleitess Jurisdictional Jokers who made me the next Unger. And after those flood gates are open, @WesAdams2014 gets to swim in the mess. Aug 06, 2014 
311@BowieBladeNews Steve Shitbag says your website is focused on Anne Arundel and Annapolis? Bowie, Bowie, Bowie! Neither! P.S. — Zero comments Aug 04, 2014 
312Those Rocky sequels also got a bad rap, but I Say: look at part 2 and tell me those prescient themes don't survive. https://t.co/LqVJJl7Osj Aug 03, 2014 
313Congratulations, Steve Shitbag: you're still you! Remain strong, keep up the errors, cut more content, and fuck you. http://t.co/rpdwyOuCWg Aug 03, 2014 
314@SenatorBarb You pissed on that heritage associating with "thought leader" Evil Tom. He believes in lies, targets, and glee in the newsroom. Aug 02, 2014 
315If BCM’s client delayed fleeing the state so he could challenge venue, hear girlish fake laughter breaking his ribs: https://t.co/RvRJE9JLfF Aug 02, 2014 
316I still lick my lips at this one and the resulting blood gushing from Evil Tom's brand: the genesis of zero comments. http://t.co/OmTEuNF5Bk Aug 01, 2014 
317They are scared shitless of lawsuits @capgaznews. Don't publish an "Our Say" if you don't want comments, assholes. http://t.co/7KVdRZzfKZ Aug 01, 2014 
318I feel there should be a federal probe into whether Judge Wachs let #Walker go to the jury for fear of a federal probe. Public rally afoot. Jul 31, 2014 
319@anneleitess I'm not saying there's probable cause of perjury, just that you should get an indictment anyway. Because that is what you do. Jul 30, 2014 
320At least @anneleitess used the dead shitbag's lying shitbag friend to get the case to the jury this time. She should indict on perjury too. Jul 30, 2014 
321@DavidSGingras "I have conducted legal research on this issue." I sympathize, but the Internet does have one benefit: improved Shepardizing. Jul 28, 2014 
322For the record, I don't only gripe about judges who find against me. To wit: Goetzke misapplying Rule 5-106 on 5/1/12 was fucking abusive. Jul 26, 2014 
323My apologies to the commissioner who released me on 3/5/13, but not the unprofessional #judgeling Miller and Evil Tom's evil twin, AKA: BCM. Jul 26, 2014 
324@TimPrudente1 https://t.co/EDo8Bhgkd6 Two weeks later I surrendered myself to @AACOPD, @AACOSHERIFF—the only professionals I met that day. Jul 25, 2014 
325@TPratt_Capital More shit reporting. People should know how Pidel explained getting out of the car and approaching an armed man "to fight." Jul 24, 2014 
326Blog for BCM Pro Tips: 1. Spambots can't exempt you from zero comments status. 2. Apologize for not writing in a while (just like Evil Tom). Jul 23, 2014 
327Electing @WesAdams2014 could quite possibly lead to the filing of perjury charges, of which BCM's client is guilty and never faced jeopardy. Jul 22, 2014 
328@eyeonannapolis Is today's A10 @capgaznews tomorrow's full-page ad in their print version as well? Too soon to cut "Our Say"? #CapDeathWatch Jul 20, 2014 
329I'm sure that personal property is just antipsychotics. BCM is propsychotic. Wait, I'm confused. Woah. #420Associates http://t.co/gt0adJsPqp Jul 19, 2014 
330Bob : Zak :: BCM : Puff the Magic Dragon, lives on West Street. He litigates aggressively (it's a great big fantasy) https://t.co/UPkmm1GS4d Jul 18, 2014 
331Congratulations @BowieBladeNews on making front page Top Story @capgaznews! The unelectrorighteousosaurus has nothing on you! #CapDeathWatch Jul 17, 2014 
332Evil Tom says: Welcome to half of AA County, assholes. Total population: 9. Total integrity: 0. (Evil Tom denies knowing what an asshole is) Jul 16, 2014 
333@remawriter @elishasauers Peroutka also said the dinosaur eats electricity. Shame on youse for missing that. #HotNews http://t.co/RnPTQVYtAr Jul 13, 2014 
334Remember they do it for the victims @capgaznews. (It: frivolous defense thru protracted legal proceeding in lieu of cheap, quiet settlement) Jul 12, 2014 
335Today BCM feels the same way Bob felt on March 29, 2013. How does Bob feel today? BCM is going to find out the same way. #SeriousTrouble Jul 10, 2014 
336It's not your place, so shut the fuck up @capgaznews. Peroutka's columns don't get the pickled shit sued out of him. http://t.co/ocAQyQ8cfa Jul 08, 2014 
337Ironic to see BCM blog about unfair and illegal business advantage. Not so as to his spoliage, which is just like Evil Tom. #SeriousTrouble Jul 08, 2014 
338@anneleitess Please explain to your victim, Felicia Carroll, a jury is the defendant's right—not yours—and Rule 4-324 is not "injustice." Jul 06, 2014 
339"We" who? McCarthyism: big mouths make a big racket before falling into disfavor, censure, dying in drunken disgrace. http://t.co/lYhbgeHiKR Jul 05, 2014 
340Four pages missing: more errant pre-publication @capgaznews. At least they got the paper out at all. #CapDeathWatch http://t.co/cdAjpGa3pF Jul 05, 2014 
341http://t.co/OAT2ftta1p This is excellent, the best writing I've seen @capgaznews. And so the fake watchdogs remain my sworn blood enemies. Jul 04, 2014 
342Bad reporters' newspaper errors are forever; personal Verizon websites are not. Here's to community: tech over rags. https://t.co/lmyYCLuB4O Jul 03, 2014 
343I say, I'll bet BCM's blog dries up just like Evil Tom's pussy when facing the idea of not hiding behind "we" (just like with BCM). #hehehe Jul 01, 2014 
344I'm sure Crapital e-readers are thrilled Bowie's alert system gets an upgrade and Bowie officials hope for smoother traffic. #CapDeathWatch Jul 01, 2014 
345@eyeonannapolis Forget Sunday comics; where's the Saturday NEWSPAPER @capgaznews? "Sign of the times"! #CapDeathWatch http://t.co/BFMm0MbIpm Jun 29, 2014 
346Attempted murderer Bendu in another altered state of mind, scoping @anneleitess's, @WesAdams2014's, @AACOPD's backs: http://t.co/75iy8IBfWT Jun 28, 2014 
347BCM invited my comment on his blog. Then he said "go away" and now he gets zero comments, just like Evil Tom. #hehehe http://t.co/U8pFuFneH8 Jun 27, 2014 
348BCM has a funny way (insert girlish, fake laughter) of showing he doesn't want the shit sued out of him. Funnier still, now he knows I know. Jun 26, 2014 
349Dear Client: Resistance is not futile. We—I'm sorry—*I* regret the er… Oh shit on all of that! Picard's in our head: https://t.co/v6no2JmWzw Jun 25, 2014 
350@eyeonannapolis Today's e-edition is still absent @capgaznews. It's about time for a breach of contract class action claim. #CapDeathWatch Jun 24, 2014 
351@eyeonannapolis Bowie Blade pieces infesting the website @capgaznews, their Sunday e-edition had no comics. Layoffs looming. #CapDeathWatch Jun 24, 2014 
352@TPratt_Capital Post your shit story already. It may not be Bowie Blade-News quality, but @anneleitess appreciates your front page rag-shit. Jun 24, 2014 
353Here's one more that double taps close to home. How else is Bob going to escape with his job, freedom, or marriage? https://t.co/yMpj1zMMi4 Jun 22, 2014 
354@anneleitess So you don't mind prosecuting with insufficient evidence! What do you think of https://t.co/p4hM1eY4Oi? http://t.co/lAHsllUReJ? Jun 22, 2014 
355Highlight of the Knight: Bob thought the Slob dismissed the Blob for good, for Esquires don't know what they're doing in an appellate court. Jun 21, 2014 
356What's with all the Bowie stories now making the front page @capgaznews? Cutting content like @ocregister? Why not lay off 100 people too? Jun 19, 2014 
357Don't try plotting an ambush when you're already dead, Bob. I just sniped your empty heart, so I suggest breaking your wife's other ankle. Jun 18, 2014 
358If Sgt. Shirley has any honor left, I remind the Esq. his duty to disclose fraud even transcends hanging his bad clients. MRPC 3.3, cmt. 7. Jun 18, 2014 
359Eric Thomas Hartley not knowing Rule 8-431? Inexcusable. He got a law school education and even wrote a column about prosecuting an appeal. Jun 17, 2014 
360It wouldn't surprise me that Bob doesn't know Rule 8-431. Here's to his untimely response and the Court's ruling crossing paths once again. Jun 17, 2014 
361@RScottMoxley @danielvalentine It was rejected for no filing fee, making Eric Thomas Hartley 0-4 and his CA career move not so helpful. #Duh Jun 16, 2014 
362@DavidSGingras Did you delete those tweets to feel less foolish? I represent myself and am not even an attrorney, but play one in real life. Jun 14, 2014 
363I don't go to the dog park to socialize—I go to the dog park's FB page to socialize—unless I'm drunk or there's beer. Any help, @DolemiteGK? Jun 13, 2014 
364@RScottMoxley @rlongwith Speaking of trouble, did you see Eric Thomas Hartley? How's his health? Jun 11, 2014 
365@GustavoArellano @ocregister My name, his life. AKA defamation Jun 09, 2014 
366@GustavoArellano @ocregister I also can't ask why he left LADN last year, but really wish I could. He might have been fired. Or hypnotized. Jun 09, 2014 
367@GustavoArellano [at]ethartley removed his @ocregister tag on Saturday. I can't ask because I'm also suing him. #glee http://t.co/d0iAf2f7wY Jun 09, 2014 
368@GustavoArellano Kushner either doesn't understand revenue vs. profit, or is basically operating a ponzi scheme that's stuck in phase one. Jun 08, 2014 
369Eric Thomas Hartley finally found a lawsuit he can win. Helpful CA career move ⇒ 1-4. @RScottMoxley @danielvalentine http://t.co/2naaIrVCPX Jun 08, 2014 
370@anneleitess You'd know about unprofessional-advocate allies. Did your cohort also argue the defendant looks like James "the Joker" Holmes? Jun 08, 2014 
371Eric Thomas Hartley's first vague and mysterious tweet ever. Seeking guidance? An answer: do it now; report to Hell. https://t.co/kXX5Nvvnze Jun 08, 2014 
372Hello, Eric Thomas Hartley. I want to play a game. It's called "go fuck yourself." If you survive, your test begins. https://t.co/epGor7rBC2 Jun 07, 2014 
373The death watch of kings marches on. "9 a.m. this Monday, [oh yes,] there will be blood in the OC Register newsroom." http://t.co/LeWtv3chxH Jun 07, 2014 
374@robcurley Sorry for calling Eric Thomas Hartley your bad reporter. Looks like as of today he's fired, laid off, or furloughed. Fuck him. Jun 07, 2014 
375@robcurley I think your bad reporter is sharing malware with his buddies @capgaznews. @EHartley70 isn't really him. https://t.co/mq9bZQzQjB Jun 07, 2014 
376Bad news for Capital-Gazette Communications, Inc. and Robert Cochrane Douglas: http://t.co/pkJQfza1eP Jun 07, 2014 
377Harassment: http://t.co/VIfTQZ2IUi Jun 07, 2014 
378One week later, still feels good properly calling #judgeling Lamasney unconsidered, unprofessional and ignorant before the COSA. #TheWayItIs Jun 03, 2014 
379BCM knows a thing—at least two, actually—about relationships that do not exist. Who is "we"? #SickosLeadingTheSickos http://t.co/FpiSzOhdDR Jun 03, 2014 
380Last week's Sunday e-edition @capgaznews was missing for most of the day. Who saw? Another big hint they shouldn't count e-subs as "reach." Jun 02, 2014 
381Has there ever been a COSA case where a reported opinion was assured before the appellant even filed a brief? Shit your pants, ET & JabbaTH. Jun 01, 2014 
382@anneleitess He broke his jaw shaving? If this picture is clear you need to be shot in the face (by the curative blast of an opthamologist). May 31, 2014 
383@BaltSunBrk @pwoodreporter Doesn't add up. How does @AnneArundelSAO not charge 1st degree murder when he shows up after 6 weeks with a gun? May 30, 2014 
384@TPratt_Capital They didn't charge 1st deg, so the victim pulled the gun. Why would an @AnneArundelSAO mouthpiece report that? @Rawlyk_Stone May 30, 2014 
385@TPratt_Capital Such shit reporting. He killed his ex's ex. Was there really no testimony why he brought a gun or how he ended up with one? May 30, 2014 
386@eyeonannapolis Legum or Caroom? Was it prettier than this abominable new Twitter layout? Giant thumbnails and pinkienails and buried info. May 29, 2014 
387@TPratt_Capital "Closing arguments are set to take place Wednesday"? It sounded like they had already began. Be very careful, Tim. See you. May 28, 2014 
388Time to school a super shit attorney who's really just a criminally overpaid lobbyist. May 27, 2014 
389I didn't know there were more layoffs. Let's see if I can help accelerate this. "Fire Eric Hartley." Sound familiar? http://t.co/SYa2nRKYz1 May 26, 2014 
390"Day of Retribution" guy reminds me of https://t.co/Faev8g4g2p till he Takes It repetitive Dark Knight at the end. Was that all deliberate? May 25, 2014 
391@capgaznews Just admit you got hacked and everyone's info, CC#, FB acct. is compromised. You are a shitty, worthless, nuisance company. Die. May 25, 2014 
392@eyeonannapolis Fake Publisher Pat's column was bullshit. @capgaznews didn't warn us about this at all. #ReturnOfAPT1 http://t.co/F7RRDoK55a May 25, 2014 
393The real question, E.T.: Does indenting and italics constitute a bold enough move to compensate for your lack of courage to sign your name? May 24, 2014 
394"Let this Court’s opinion reflect one theme of this case: [Honorable slob #judgeling Lamasney], clean up your act!" #LikeDefendantLikeJurist May 23, 2014 
395Suck it, #judgeling Lamasney. Congratulations to Chief Judge Krauser on being the first jurist to observe what's been filed in CAL12-22839. May 21, 2014 
396I’m not glad Eric Thomas Hartley didn’t compare Dave Cordish to a Star Wars character. It’s not admissible evidence. http://t.co/U0xdAE7jCb May 19, 2014 
397Evil Tom has been pondering the subject of having the courage to sign his name. That's just one reason TM is wrong. http://t.co/trC14k49GF May 16, 2014 
398Evil Tom says: "Happy Mother's Day, lesbian freaks. I bailed out of the fire, but will nevertheless see you in Hell." http://t.co/fmLKNpgfv7 May 11, 2014 
399This is how Bob argues on Twitter. Bob doesn’t argue on Facebook. There is no evidence Bob even has a Facebook. EST: Bob is a tweeting fool. May 10, 2014 
400This is how Evil Tom goes from multiple brains to half a brain, and yet still without the courage to sign his name. http://t.co/aper66DnGx May 07, 2014 
401If @DavidSGingras loses like this, the SCOTUS definitely won't grant cert. The upside for him? An unreported opinion. http://t.co/jo27EMufzm May 07, 2014 
402@DavidSGingras Did "freaks in the sack" come into evidence without a 105 limiting instruction? The appellee doesn't have to claim anything. May 07, 2014 
403@DavidSGingras On appeal you've waived all issues but CDA immunity, and you can't show the jury's verdict wasn't for "freaks in the sack." May 06, 2014 
404@DavidSGingras I heard that, but can you waive a verdict? You also argued "freaks in the sack" was opinion, but it's too late for that now. May 06, 2014 
405@DavidSGingras @marcorandazza Do you disagree with my other tweet? Since Bulldog missed that it's up to the Court to spot it on its own. May 05, 2014 
406@marcorandazza @DavidSGingras That wouldn't explain his inability to pronounce "appellee." Sarah Jones could have done a better job herself. May 05, 2014 
407@DavidSGingras You could lose because Nik's statements were lumped in and you didn't get a clear jury verdict. #FreaksInTheSackFTW ♥Waivers♥ May 05, 2014 
408What do you think of Fake Publisher Pat's column today @eyeonannapolis? What if I said she already ran the same spiel?http://t.co/kMvjOzXhmR May 04, 2014 
409Of all the people wondering if they're going to get the axe @capgaznews, I think Bob should be most worried of all. Integrity @baltimoresun? May 03, 2014 
410Does BSMG know it purchased a company subject to criminal prosecution? See edtiors #FFTS(job). http://t.co/PEg75f3kU1 http://t.co/1kLCdEGZ5n May 02, 2014 
411Like I said, @DougGansler, you won't believe how it ends. Why didn't obsessed Jawor try that with me? #ShitOpinion http://t.co/JTD4DZ1hPe May 01, 2014 
412Shit opinion, COSA: http://t.co/QL10jwKmxd. Now #judgeling Lamasney should (but won't) be pleased to see me turned pro bono public defender. May 01, 2014 
413If Eric Thomas Hartley thinks Journalist Hell can’t endure delay, the trial judge from a pig vat can’t save him now. https://t.co/UGdh42rvPK Apr 29, 2014 
414No conjugal visits for Judge Nick, but he doesn’t have to continue on the path of righteousness alone. #IncrediblyHot http://t.co/gyMLuaPFFr Apr 27, 2014 
415A case about "filing criminal perjury charges, with intent to harass" is being reviewed by the COSA. The record is silent as to disposition. Apr 22, 2014 
416According to #judgeling Lamasney, the COSA was established to (1) reduce the caseload of the MD Court of Appeals and (2) do her job for her. Apr 18, 2014 
417Checks and balances, @DougGansler. OSP is decapitator of you and @anneleitess. @AnneArundelSAO doesn't police itself. http://t.co/Uic0fXIjAG Apr 16, 2014 
418This could be a much needed opportunity, but for the whole bipolar drunkard leading a double life on Facebook thing. http://t.co/LDZh4N21Tk Apr 16, 2014 
419The A2 strip @capgaznews is different. Just obituaries? Nope. Mail subscription went from $307 to $424/yr. Feeling stronger, Steve Shitbag? Apr 16, 2014 
420@eyeonannapolis "Two people familiar with the matter" speak now but not sooner? Don't let (absence of) facts get in the way of a good story. Apr 12, 2014 
421DWYER at it again! Why doesn't he listen? When will he learn? #OMG #trainwreck @capgaznews @MDGazette @eyeonannapolis http://t.co/RIi3ryXTw3 Apr 12, 2014 
422How can you still doubt me, Mr. McKenna? Remember when I sued you and you cried to the State? Just shit your robes come the COSA's opinion. Apr 11, 2014 
423@elishasauers Are you embarrassed #CliffordStory was Sunday's lead, this was advertised, and you only tweeted with colleagues for 90 mins.? Apr 08, 2014 
424Dear Judge Lamasney, Think you can get your reversal dismissed? Go to hell. Very truly yours, Jarrod W. Ramos P.S. But thanks for the bait. Apr 08, 2014 
425Zak, are you suggesting I bring additional counts for a lawyer engaging in misconduct, lying? Tell Bob I said that sounds like a great idea. Apr 08, 2014 
426Pages A8 & 9—the bulk of their lead story—still missing from Sunday e-edition @capgaznews. Big hint they shouldn't count e-subs as "reach." Apr 07, 2014 
427Didn't think Bob would try another motion to dismiss, so as to avoid appearing desperate. Just what level is he thinking on? #ChurnBabyChurn Apr 07, 2014 
428Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt, especially on reviewable record. http://t.co/5XdnN6RlbI Apr 06, 2014 
429Having a bad day? Abuse your dog, drink to feel better! 1 person likes this. I'm talking about @JPLambert, of course. http://t.co/lEyOkGAyIf Apr 05, 2014 
430I wonder if Bob thinks #judgeling Lamasney even read his piece of shit motion to dismiss during the two weeks before she called the hearing. Apr 02, 2014 
431Is it just me, or are there fewer ads on the website @capgaznews? Good move with the paywall and Facebook commenting. http://t.co/InKC4BpK9a Mar 29, 2014 
432Slob Lamasney quickly dismissed me then said she was sorry I had to wait so long. One year later, Catholicism still says liars go to hell. Mar 29, 2014 
433Business model failing @ocregister, most of Eric Thomas Hartley's e-articles are now free. “Complementary” became the ones nobody can see. Mar 20, 2014 
434The court's order of dismissal cannot withstand review, the #judgeling knows this, and trying to hinder me just makes an even uglier record. Mar 18, 2014 
435The Columbia shooter heard voices. I’ve been falsely and repeatedly accused of “threatening to tell people about the ‘real me.’” #sickos Mar 13, 2014 
436With #judgeling Lamasney’s continued help, Judge Nick just may be out of prison before I’m done getting her reversed. http://t.co/Ec7xa3hzfl Mar 08, 2014 
437@AnneArundelSAO What's it like referring to yourself in the third person, AA Anne? I can only go so far as Plaintiff, Appellant, etc. #sicko Mar 01, 2014 
438I could apologize for not tweeting in several days, but unlike Evil Tom's new wine blog this site isn't a rouse with zero readers… or is it? Mar 01, 2014 
439I wonder if Lamasney is aware of any case law involving a Maryland appellate court making factual findings to disqualify a judge. I’m not. Feb 23, 2014 
440@TJSmithAACoPD Speaking of whimsical charges, don't you agree @AnneArundelSAO should be calling Officer Symchay Bendu an attempted murderer? Feb 15, 2014 
441@TJSmithAACoPD False imprisonment, intentional infliction of emotional distress, 42 U.S.C. § 1983, and ♥Md. Declaration of Rights Art. 40♥. Feb 13, 2014 
442"I see a man on a wire, with millions of dollars and hundreds of jobs at stake." http://t.co/GdnVVloskL See also Liar on Fire; Life at Stake Feb 12, 2014 
443One year ago Shaem Spencer issued an ex parte peace order to a potentially convicted perjurer. She brought it up; he didn’t ask. #judgelings Feb 12, 2014 
444It's a great shame http://t.co/XLsfW8KJZ7—COSA-established fact they are assholes @capgaznews—only just got its second citation in case law. Feb 08, 2014 
445Just a small space distinguishes therapists from the rapists. What might lead them across that line? Their obsession. http://t.co/UJQly44cWF Feb 06, 2014 
446Sunday decline accelerated to 1500, but daily distribution grew by 800 @capgaznews? Just like you're reducing errors. http://t.co/OBH514KJrA Feb 04, 2014 
447The COSA giveth, and the COSA taketh away. And in the end of the COSA ye shall see, here's to giving 'till it #hurts. http://t.co/An0ARbBTpF Feb 02, 2014 
448@AnneArundelSAO "[T]he unit of prosecution for e-mail harassment, prior to the 2012 amendment, was each e-mail sent." http://t.co/S0h2ipqwIp Jan 31, 2014 
449Thanks for the laugh, @DougGansler. Why is your Assistant, Jawor, so obsessed with me? You won't believe how it ends. http://t.co/Pr4aSutUaQ Jan 31, 2014 
450Here's how full of shit Kathy Miller's Oasis is: 10 years after opening they still rely on fake testimonials and copy-and-pasted salespitch. Jan 31, 2014 
451Kathy Miller's Oasis, much like @capgaznews, is first and foremost a profit venture. Watch now their books bleed red. http://t.co/oLTR2elMLk Jan 30, 2014 
452"@AnneArundelSAO: Now we're going to walk outside. Come on with me and I'll—you can talk to …" More talk, less stalk. http://t.co/tIXXU2kyhP Jan 30, 2014 
453Edtior @capgaznews e-mails thousands, writes column describing flood of concern from the "community." Zero comments: https://t.co/ZJ5Hv3xSHV Jan 27, 2014 
454Say hello to APT1 @capgaznews. America's oldest newspaper, decadent and myopic, rightfully fucked from near and far: http://t.co/G6jRYST8r0 Jan 25, 2014 
455Submitted on brief with no input from @DougGansler. Maybe I haven't pleaded anything. Maybe scrupulous judges read what I wrote? Stay tuned. Jan 25, 2014 
456Is it good litigation strategy to apply for a peace order before suing the shit out of someone(s)? They're stalking me via my Twitter feed. Jan 24, 2014 
457Correction: the problem wasn't misstated evidence, but sandbagging in discovery. Quite consistent nonetheless! No, I'd never forge anything. Jan 24, 2014 
458DLA Piper scored after that motion for judgement didn't stand up. The lesson was not complete. ♥ the smell of misstating the evidence! ♥ it! Jan 23, 2014 
459Shut up. Much better to channel a client's malice, which on clear and convincing evidence supports punitive damages. http://t.co/yq7lQt8HDk Jan 21, 2014 
460Correction: sometimes a judge's grounds for dismissal do make appellate difference, perhaps as self-impeachment or negating a presumption. Jan 20, 2014 
461@TPratt_Capital Here's to 20 source citations in 18 sentences. But how do your bosses guard against lying when they are frauds themselves? Jan 15, 2014 
462Evil Tom's too poor for great Burgundy now. Guess he'll have to lose that million-dollar waterfront home. Feel the raging flames once again. Jan 13, 2014 
463What now, @capgaznews? Bob's no good at appellate briefing, and Glen Allen might #hurt his career. Or is he branching into criminal defense? Jan 12, 2014 
464AA District Court says I just don't get it. Guess it wouldn't be a new year without a little (or lot of) #escalating. http://t.co/4rJQNTyM9z Jan 10, 2014 
465@AnneArundelSAO And now, like Hartley, I am going to murder (or just #hurt) those ASAs as permitted by law—to wit, in court. #♥6thAmendment♥ Jan 10, 2014 
466RT @AnneArundelSAO: Did you know the @AnneArundelSAO is on #Facebook? Help us reach 400 likes! https://t.co/L6hsgCkMv3 Jan 08, 2014 
467@AnneArundelSAO Does she also teach them perjury is encouraged since you won't prosecute? Here's to serious trouble. http://t.co/aFMNAIFWGw Jan 07, 2014 
468Is it ironic Mr. McKenna would piss on due process to fuck with an action based on a breach of due process? No! That's what #judgelings do. Jan 04, 2014 
469@capgaznews left out the one AA public figure who went to state prison, @Lundskow_CapGaz. This truth #hurts too much! http://t.co/8XW2V1YPvg Jan 01, 2014 
470Please, Evil Tom. We both know your new wine blog is just to cover for the destruction of the old one. I'm your only reader since week two! Dec 31, 2013 
471I’ll bet bobble-headed #judgeling Lamasney accepted “God is on my side” as a valid argument from that lady during the 2-hour in banc review. Dec 31, 2013 
472After a reprieve, the doubled danger of reported defaults is back on the table. Bad faith and misguided priorities aren't just @capgaznews! Dec 27, 2013 
473I break them down, for even the walls of Jericho fell. Like I said Frank @AnneArundelSAO, this war is just beginning. http://t.co/VFbcx6DaRb Dec 20, 2013 
474Quiz: What's the relation? 2-0 : 0-2 :: Jarrod W. Ramos : Eric Thomas Hartley Hint: Making a public example. Answer: Reported COSA opinions. Dec 20, 2013 
475If my tweets were paragraphs of a complaint, they would lead by reasonable inference to the legal conclusion that Lamasney is a #judgeling. Dec 18, 2013 
476I'd heard Lamasney is a slob, but didn't believe she's actually stupid. And now—like I said—a mockery. Congrats, Bob. http://t.co/WQNTFvS8iN Dec 17, 2013 
477Like I said, fuck your 2014 @capgaznews. Your #1 goal is now to avoid losing issue #2. P.S. — Fuck your 2015 also. http://t.co/0hV5gwYAnE Dec 15, 2013 
478Now that Lamasney's finally back from lunch, I can let Bob know a judge's grounds for dismissal don't make one bit of appellate difference. Dec 13, 2013 
479I was a “rules lawyer” in my Raw Deal days. Now that I’m a “wannabe attorney” I know the rules better than lawyers, clerks, and #judgelings. Dec 10, 2013 
480I'm flattered you've devoted over $300K of ad space to the A2 strip @capgaznews, but not near good enough. Why not? Because fuck you is why. Dec 08, 2013 
481Fuck your 2014 @capgaznews. Spellchecking also comes too late, Steve Shitbag. P.S. — Fuck you. http://t.co/pMtaMI1idT http://t.co/bfhpmyNQug Dec 08, 2013 
482@eyeonannapolis Any news left @Lundskow_CapGaz? Has @AnneArundelSAO declared "insufficient evidence" yet? Uninquiring minds wanted to know. Dec 06, 2013 
483I’ve been told Mr. McKenna once found a defendant guilty because a State’s witness reminded him of a “little Abraham Lincoln.” #judgelings Dec 05, 2013 
484Highlight of the Knight: called "a wannabe attorney" by a Mickey Mouse clerk for not using her beloved form to note an appeal. #judgelings Dec 04, 2013 
485I "just don't get it," Miller? Your boss carried on with a blatant conflict of interest after the Circuit Court recused itself. #judgelings Dec 02, 2013 
486I'll take this as a "yes," which makes @DolemiteGK one of two things (assuming the default doesn't happen). Brew on. http://t.co/1YOyFraBtA Nov 28, 2013 
487@DolemiteGK Do you know who else retweeted the one @fredbecnel did? It says 2 retweets. I have a real good idea, but didn't get the memo. Nov 28, 2013 
488When I said "one bitch off the hook" that did not include Lee, Kathy Miller or @fredbecnel's company. As for follower @DolemiteGK ... ?? WTF Nov 28, 2013 
489Fucking brilliant, Nik. After you've been arguing all this time that all the authorities disagree with Bertelsman, J. http://t.co/VcHB5GUMzw Nov 27, 2013 
490Pressure is mounting, but this direct request is clearly unreasonable. A $5 police report is a far better bargain. https://t.co/7x92cSnxp5 Nov 23, 2013 
491Surely everyone agrees losing Judge Nick was a huge improvement. Too bad you were late on the trigger, Steve Shitbag. http://t.co/zqhXbZIntO Nov 17, 2013 
492We passed our try-by date, @capgaznews, but at least now you too have "prepared for over a year." "[T]hus prejudicing Defendants"? That too! Nov 16, 2013 
493McKenna continued, and now he joins them. He also did not return a tweet for comment. Go watchdogs @capgaznews, @eyeonannapolis! #OpenSeason Nov 14, 2013 
494@DougGansler Comment why you're now defending judicial misconduct? @ABC7news @nbcwashington http://t.co/B6GNd3Gz9w http://t.co/SQ7oHsP2bD Nov 14, 2013 
495It started like this down a slippery slope, (ir)responsible for the (mis)conduct of a court, Dishonor be thy name. http://t.co/iresYHRuzT Nov 12, 2013 
496Ensuing lies and recklessness @AnneArundelSAO + @capgaznews? The genesis of serious trouble and Blood on Their Hands. http://t.co/GTAV2x40V3 Nov 10, 2013 
497Now that I know there’s a sealed court order (hi Mr. McKenna) in my *medical* records, that’s one bitch off the hook. http://t.co/pt2DMj23zH Nov 10, 2013 
498I spent all week practicing my fake-crying act, Mr. Ritter. At least after you finally rip my head off I'll have real things to cry about. Nov 08, 2013 
499Mr. McKenna is demonstrably corrupt, so a visiting judge gets my "trial" today. They dare not touch @capgaznews. Interested @eyeonannapolis? Nov 08, 2013 
500Deciding issue if @VotePantelides won? Declining subscription and circulation rates @capgaznews. It's not just @DelegateDwyer not listening! Nov 07, 2013 
501I'll bet Mr. McKenna doesn't know a Motion to Revise filed within 10 days of judgement counts as a Motion to Amend for appellate purposes. Nov 07, 2013 
502Eric Thomas Harltey suing [the shit out of] public officials: 0-1. Me? 1-0. Next up: reported COSA opinions. I'll even spot him counsel. Nov 06, 2013 
503That moment when a Joker sees the Killjoy and realizes a legal purpose and serious trouble aren't mutually exclusive. http://t.co/AMSfqHTP3z Nov 05, 2013 
504I held hope for a shred of integrity at AA District Court, but OAG doesn't defend judicial misconduct and Mr. McKenna needs private counsel. Nov 05, 2013 
505Just inquired of a District Court clerk about 4A00231396, who didn't need to consult a supervisor for 15 minutes before answering. #progress Nov 01, 2013 
506Wondering which reported court victory by default I'll reach first: against @capgaznews or @AnneArundelSAO + @anneleitess + @DougGansler. Oct 29, 2013 
507Nothing like trying to erase your semi-permanent statements with full warning and knowledge you are going to get the shit sued out of you. Oct 28, 2013 
508Lawyer Suspended for Misconduct? It's coming back @capgaznews. Now shut the fuck up; you don't really believe this: http://t.co/SuDfGaV8ka Oct 23, 2013 
509@AnneArundelSAO Pretty shady when your public office is highlighting your leader's nonpublic Twitter account. #ManyHands #OldBoys #OldGirls Oct 19, 2013 
510Dancing with default by fucking around at inappropriate times? Are the "watchdogs" @capgaznews really one to lecture? http://t.co/W0F2EbHtRK Oct 13, 2013 
511Now that's leadership by example. Are you going to follow suit @AnneArundelSAO? Nobody's protecting anything, right? http://t.co/CQrpj22IRd Oct 13, 2013 
512Another observation: when a minor turns adult, it's Open Season to victimize the shit out of them. Sort of a reverse-Judge Nick kind of law. Oct 09, 2013 
513No legal purpose exemption means somebody fighting child bullies will violate Grace's Law. Good thing I'm only suing the shit out of adults. Oct 08, 2013 
514@anneleitess Did they ask if Ginny Miles needs any more columns written? How about Judge Nick's local victim? Can you answer Frank's letter? Oct 05, 2013 
515RT @anneleitess: Met with The Capital Newspaper today for interview with their editorial board. Hope they are as nice to me as they were at… Oct 03, 2013 
516I just clicked @Lundskow_CapGaz and thought, "What? He's out?!" Then I realized it's only 1 Oct. Here's to shutdowns for reporting Congress. Oct 01, 2013 
517I've never lost in court that wouldn't be reversed OTR. Too bad for the assholes @capgaznews I can do those appeals too. Ask @anneleitess. Sep 29, 2013 
5181 person likes this. Who am I talking about? Evil Tom, of course. Party on, Croftonites, and make your parents proud. http://t.co/nojsgo6skg Sep 28, 2013 
519I secretly hope Judge Miller interfered and gets a stern, non-public letter of warning. An awakened sleeping giant-fucker can dream, right? Sep 26, 2013 
520"'Yes, your motion is really, truly denied. Please go away. Please stop [suing the shit out of] us [and maybe getting us fired].' Denied." Sep 19, 2013 
521If God is on the brief for the State, God’s client will be ordered to pay costs. Nothing personal @DougGansler. Good luck prosecuting Oasis. Sep 18, 2013 
522If anyone gets the idea an SAO is “the Court,” that’s serious trouble. Serious trouble sure does get around, but I’m on the side of justice. Sep 17, 2013 
523Trouble with lying is you might forget what you've lied about. Trouble with ECT is it might make you forgetful. Together: serious trouble. Sep 15, 2013 
524A sicko with a fixation on knives, stabing, bleeding, killing, etc. hears voices she thinks are me. #FFMS #SystemFail http://t.co/D05e6kTmE5 Sep 13, 2013 
525Now that it's an established fact I'm entitled to a criminal jury, see Rule 4-263(d)(6)(E), and stop playing stupid. http://t.co/w9dqvDDBuT Sep 12, 2013 
526The most expensive-to-be peace order in history may have expired just mere days ago, but legal purposes live on—another kind of Open Season. Sep 07, 2013 
527In contrast to the last tweet—my own name big and special—the capstone project of Evil Tom's career: http://t.co/duq2ElSBdC Zero comments. Sep 02, 2013 
528If your name is Michelle Dawn Smith, put on a diaper or get ready to shit your pants. I doubt you were so satisfied the last time we spoke. Sep 02, 2013 
529The State also treats District Court proceedings as a nullity, but when I do it I'm legally correct. Angry, Miller? Illegitimate Judgeling. Aug 30, 2013 
530Fuck off, District Court in AA. Your Mickey Mouse tribunal has no jurisdiction over me, and I've got more news for you. Stay tuned, Jokers. Aug 29, 2013 
531@capgaznews Annapolis is singular, therefore use "Annapolis's." Even your terrible lawyer's know that, fake fucking professional wordsmiths! Aug 27, 2013 
532@capgaznews Annapolis is singular, therefore use "Annapolis's." Even your terrible lawyers know that, fake fucking professional wordsmith's! Aug 27, 2013 
533Evil Tom's "Edtior's [sic] Desk" bits falsely conveyed it was his observations of mortality that drove him to "retire." ☠ @Lundskow_CapGaz ☠ Aug 26, 2013 
534MD Jud. case CAL12-22839, Compl., Ex. L, p. 6: State of MD v. Lori Michelle Sondervan, 6A253896, Statement of Charges http://t.co/8s8u5gHReQ Aug 25, 2013 
535MD Jud. case CAL12-22839, Compl., Ex. L, p. 5: State of MD v. Lori Michelle Sondervan, 6A253896, Statement of Charges http://t.co/zc0f7MkQKT Aug 25, 2013 
536MD Jud. case CAL12-22839, Compl., Ex. L, p. 4: State of MD v. Lori Michelle Sondervan, 6A253896, Statement of Charges http://t.co/lAHsllUReJ Aug 25, 2013 
537MD Jud. case CAL12-22839, Compl., Ex. L, p. 3: State of MD v. Lori Michelle Sondervan, 6A253896, Statement of Charges http://t.co/YaVdA53P19 Aug 25, 2013 
538MD Jud. case CAL12-22839, Compl., Ex. L, p. 2: State of MD v. Lori Michelle Sondervan, 6A253896, Statement of Charges http://t.co/tJE4j98TuS Aug 25, 2013 
539MD Jud. case CAL12-22839, Compl., Ex. L, p. 1: State of MD v. Lori Michelle Sondervan, 6A253896, Statement of Charges http://t.co/iA74O5IGDl Aug 25, 2013 
540Welcome esquires Gansler and Leitess. Confused about my “filing criminal perjury charges, with intent to harass”? Obliteration be rectified. Aug 25, 2013 
541@eyeonannapolis Speaking of a lot left to happen, here's where things stand elsewhere. Much more #hurt @capgaznews. http://t.co/UAV3joAQ0I Aug 25, 2013 
542@eyeonannapolis That's true. What's the status of the local investigation on the girl he claimed with detail to push his fingers inside of? Aug 25, 2013 
543It takes an "avid reader": hidden in For The Record, @eyeonannapolis missed it. Even I missed it. He faces 34 years. http://t.co/AT8lBMqbX0 Aug 25, 2013 
544New Google auto-suggestion: "Jarrod Ramos Hartley." My therapist told me people don't search that. Counseling—much like small talk—bullshit. Aug 25, 2013 
545They keep making up shit filings just to help Hitman and Evil Tom feel better, but it only gets worse with each one. https://t.co/4hUB4Xchpd Aug 23, 2013 
546If Dwyer should resign for what he allowed his attorney to argue, you should kill yourselves @capgaznews. Up to you. http://t.co/3IZNoclRXu Aug 22, 2013 
547They're finally figuring out why and how Lamasney granted dismissal. It's not because you're so great, Bob. Shit on your wife's broken neck. Aug 22, 2013 
548It's up to Dwyer to resign or not. News flash? NEWS FLASH: Evil Tom doesn't have to blow his guilty brains out as did Phil. It's up to them. Aug 21, 2013 
549I also retract my earlier statement that the 3rd annual Evil Tom Day will be marked by a public auction. There will be no 3rd Evil Tom Day. Aug 21, 2013 
550I retract my earlier statement that Evil Tom, the drunkard lover, is far more likely to land in jail than Dwyer. They are now neck and neck. Aug 20, 2013 
551A bipolar drunkard might swear out charges that I just threatened to pedigree Judge Lamasney, but nope. Getting people fired, however: true! Aug 19, 2013 
552Just had consecutive long-distance runs with times identical to the second. Here's to (in)consistency and patience. https://t.co/QiHIfSaZLq Aug 19, 2013 
553I can understand being ashamed of the drunken barefoot dancing pics, but dinner with the best "friends"? Wow. The #blackout's the real gold. Aug 14, 2013 
554Dear Steve Shitbag: will you take over for Fake Publisher Pat if her illiteracy defense fails? http://t.co/RD0kKwp8KA http://t.co/igU2bl3yqq Aug 11, 2013 
555"If you think this man [wants to be] your friend, know this: when his ambition crumbles, death will come for you—a death you cannot escape." Aug 07, 2013 
556Funner fact: he still adds more followers from MD than CA and knows it's not worth even linking his blocked stories. https://t.co/QTh23td92y Jul 30, 2013 
557Glee in the newsroom. Evil Tom. Journalist Hell. Where do “feast” and “grief” conjoin but http://t.co/YBZn1lsvi7 and http://t.co/grTr3i751B? Jul 29, 2013 
558I know DLA Piper's on top of that new e-discovery tool called Facebook Graph Search. The more things change, the more they stay the same. Jul 27, 2013 
559@saraeblumberg @philipculpepper Does it have a name? If not, I recommend John Monrivia Smith or, in the alternative, Block Block Blooock! Jul 26, 2013 
560Irony of SP630: a yelling judge silently held tone negates legality; the most self-incriminating statement made on the record was not mine. Jul 25, 2013 
561@eyeonannapolis They silently retracted a true statement to settle Tanko's libel suit, which is all you need to know about their priorities. Jul 22, 2013 
562Hackner, meet Huebner. Your mistake was honest and now we're making case law. Down your fucking throat, Michelle Dawn Smith. Read it, bitch. Jul 19, 2013 
563@MDGazette Awwww, is Cap-Gaz losing its nerve and edginess? The first headline was actually ok, but you assholes will lose a lot more yet. Jul 19, 2013 
564"Two AA men part of crime organization"? I clicked to see Judge Nick and Evil Tom exposed as e-pedophilia kingpins. http://t.co/x3xRc5aN44 Jul 19, 2013 
565@capgaznews If Bowie Blade-News is so hard up for stories, here. Not good enough? The contents are criminal evidence. http://t.co/Xf6dRHLCLe Jul 18, 2013 
566$114.25 already? Holy shit, Michelle Dawn Smith, that's almost as expensive as fake fulfillment of your discovery obligations in 23 cases. Jul 17, 2013 
567Yes, Evil Tom, I'm aware of your wine blog and have been since before you destroyed it. Think I didn't know you're a drunkard sympathizer? Jul 17, 2013 
568I'm going to have a reported (but not @capgaznews) appellate victory, so that any sloppy SAOs of Maryland might clean up their bad practice. Jul 16, 2013 
569Why did I say, "You MIGHT join them" (caps added)? Because I might win by default. Really should, but if I don't, Legal Purpose Hell awaits. Jul 11, 2013 
570You've got big shoes to fill, Steve Shitbag, and such small feet. Should have run it on Sunday under THE LAST RIDE 2. http://t.co/ZiliQejBaU Jul 06, 2013 
571What was the cross-scam, @abourg_Capital? You exploited a naive Nigerian man to fill space in your rag for profit? https://t.co/71XOeFlAR2 Jul 02, 2013 
572And I'm not even talking about driving up the cost of litigation, which is ultimately going to fall on the head of your filthy, lying pet. Jun 27, 2013 
573Michelle Dawn Smith, the State of Maryland is going to lose an appeal to a crazy man because your office does not know what it is doing. Jun 27, 2013 
574If it weren't for me, someone might still be at Essex Bank, publicly posting on facebook during her lunch break about being hung over. Yep. Jun 25, 2013 
575Why didn't God take you instead, Evil Tom? Because your place is in Hell, no matter how big and special they print your name @capgaznews. Jun 23, 2013 
576If you think I have magical Internet powers, you might be a bipolar drunkard leading a double (triple+?) life (hiding behind said Internet). Jun 21, 2013 
577Seething blood fueling an iron will, washing and flowing like a persistent force of nature, can change any landscape. http://t.co/f3W46z4hoV Jun 19, 2013 
578Appeal withdrawn? Goes to show how foolish it is to think you understand a case by visiting a website. Appellate Hell awaits. #FearTheJury Jun 18, 2013 
579Judicial brilliancy of the day: if you’re criminally charged and the prosecution enters a nol pros, you sure can't be a subsequent offender. Jun 17, 2013 
580Before arguing Time v Hill, Richard Nixon did 2 weeks of self-imposed solitary confinement. "It takes a tremendous amount of concentration." Jun 12, 2013 
581I was surprised to see one of the staff @capgaznews writing about Manning again. Now it's back to AP articles. And why would that be? Hmmm? Jun 06, 2013 
582It took me a whole day to realize Sunday's cover was written by Evil Tom. Guess that's why his name's so big. Look at him beg for comments! Jun 03, 2013 
583Think a credible newspaper could beat me to it? Here’s to exposing cowardly liars everywhere I can. Come and get me. http://t.co/7p3mEGSSI5 Jun 03, 2013 
584If harassment was punishable by death, I wonder if the AACSAO would mind a jury trial then. Here’s to playing the system everywhere we can. Jun 01, 2013 
585I’ve known Weathersbee is a bullshitter since it took his secretary 15 minutes to code-speak he was too pussy to answer my phone call. #FFYS May 30, 2013 
586If Evil Tom's wine column wasn't syndicated, would they even publish that now? How does Pat feel about inheriting that flaming fraud's mess? May 27, 2013 
587George Nicoll Lundskow was formally arraigned yesterday, still held on $1M bail. Now they're aware @capgaznews. #hurt http://t.co/juIcPYgVRK May 24, 2013 
588Welcome back to the twitsphere, Mr. Hartley. Update when you have a new job. I understand reporters aren't in demand. http://t.co/DQgx1ezFy2 May 22, 2013 
589Look who's reminiscing on when he had a career. It was the Golden Age of Open Season. Here's to more great updating. https://t.co/DCT9rZJVEj May 21, 2013 
590They are only now aware @capgaznews, but one year ago Snowden said he'd do something about their recklessness. Pussy. http://t.co/pOOlEFTBER May 20, 2013 
591After seeing this, I don't feel those "victims" were so out of place at sentencing. OUI ≠ boat accident. Or did it? https://t.co/cziExlkFGW May 18, 2013 
592By the way, do you have breast cancer, Michelle Dawn Smith? If so, I'm confident that's punishment for your sins: https://t.co/LEv7A8rIr7 May 16, 2013 
593If I worked for the AACSAO, their legal research and motions practice would be orders of magnitude stronger. But I'm on the side of justice. May 16, 2013 
594Speaking of that plagiarist, it looks like he's unemployed, and I hope I had something to do with it. Better that than garnishing his wages! May 16, 2013 
595I'll bet if you ask Evil Tom or Hitman and they manage to answer honestly, they'd rather have an IRS audit in their lives right now than me. May 16, 2013 
596Looking forward to an unseamless appointment of someone not so cozy with The Capital and who doesn't condone perjury: http://t.co/PMUgjHnXdI May 16, 2013 
597Says Steve Shitbag: we'll hurtfully tell the truth @capgaznews when Judge Nick, Evil Tom, and Hitman take their seats http://t.co/P4K8ZeuAVw May 14, 2013 
598Funny how they leave out the "everyone boats drunk" remark @baltimoresun and @capgaznews it's the fact that Dwyer immediately appealed. #FnB May 14, 2013 
599To publicly set the record straight, since I did apologize to Miller in a public document: that was before I checked our audio. Eat my shit. May 12, 2013 
600Not sorry to break it to you KZA, but Miller's a shitty judge who got pissed off because he couldn't bully me, and no he can't hear my case. May 12, 2013 
601Somewhere is a lost, drunken cosmonaut floating adrift, and I must wonder, “What do YOU think is false of this space?” Here’sh to unshtable. May 11, 2013 
602Why doesn't Eric Thomas Hartley link LADN anymore? He was very quiet of late. Was his perjuring ass on probation then fired? He deserves it. May 11, 2013 
603Oh Mr. Pyles, you'll be surprised by the selective reporting @capgaznews come next time you Case Search my name #soon http://t.co/UDtlOdhrMf May 07, 2013 
604In the alternative, if the Court does charge contempt it must propose only a fine, as Judge Nick will die in prison. http://t.co/8x5YoQ8SFl May 07, 2013 
605Funny too how it's $9/wk for access + Sunday delivery @capgaznews. Guess they're afraid of that circulation # dropping. Tough shit; eat it. May 03, 2013 
606Curious what the fuck they have to say for themselves now @capgaznews. My guess is either nothing or Bob will say CAL12-22839 doesn't exist. May 03, 2013 
607The Sun is $16/mo; they don't even know their worth @capgaznews. Outlived their use, but I'm happy to pay them—with their own fucking money. May 03, 2013 
608Holy shit, $8/mo @capgaznews! They were advertising .75/wk before. .99/wk @baltimoresun is a trial offer, idiots! No, you are not even half! May 03, 2013 
609Now Evil Tom is really struggling for comments, assuming he ever produces another column. Why is his head posted @capgaznews? Get rid of it! May 03, 2013 
610If people lied to and used me to create drama and heartache, I’d want nothing to do with them either. Nobody deserves that, even “friends.” May 01, 2013 
611Remain strong, Steve Shitbag? You're not even a man. On your knees while I ram other costs down your fucking throat: http://t.co/VBQhvhcRUc Apr 28, 2013 
612These "yessh, your Honor"s brought to you courtesy of: 3 o'clock Happy Hour at Reynold's Tavern. #NotSoGleanedFromTheInternet #IHaveToAssume Apr 27, 2013 
613I'm given to understand Lamasney doesn't like changing her mind. I guess she'll have to take it out on someone this time. It's that or Zodd. Apr 25, 2013 
614Spoke too soon; it's back. Pat "the really good time manager" Richardson's quietly making Steve Shitbag look as foolish as Evil Tom used to. Apr 23, 2013 
615Looking forward to A2 tonight @capgaznews. Either way it's about their fifth self-inflcited new asshole. Either way they'll keep losing $$$. Apr 23, 2013 
616On a roll so I feel I should address Pat. What happened to that "strong management team”? Keep your mouth shut and sign what Bob tells you. Apr 23, 2013 
617Fake Fucking Reporter lied about Judge Nick. A week later Shitbag Steve's introduction: "We’ll always tell the truth — even when it hurts." Apr 23, 2013 
618@elishasauers Because you're a fake fucking reporter (ask Hartley). Judge Nick fingered his daughter's friend, and you lied to cover it up. Apr 23, 2013 
619Rob Hiaasen, you're one of his enabled asshole aristocrats @capgaznews. Come punitive damages, you're still not ready. Love, /The Killjoy/. Apr 23, 2013 
620From Annapolis Idol to Asskisser @capgaznews. After http://t.co/6n7zPOce6A it’s suddenly all sunshine. Feel bad for living, Steve Shitbag. Apr 23, 2013 
621MTA.. fuck! Welcome back @capgaznews A2 ploy. Sundays only shall suffice (never mind that Monday). Steve Gunn is just another lying shitbag. Apr 21, 2013 
622That A2 experiment @capgaznews sure was fleeting. They care... until they think they're safe. Major corrections are coming indeed, assholes. Apr 21, 2013 
623The irony of being ordered to totally abstain from alcohol for 18 months was never lost on I. A truer criminal can't do 9, even with "love." Apr 20, 2013 
624Can “one step at a time” + Pro Boner hero = the most unprofitable and outright disastrous representation of all time? http://t.co/0GSguJAeHm Apr 19, 2013 
625It pisses me off when I Case Search my name and it looks like I expunged something. I once put my psych records into evidence to win a case. Apr 18, 2013 
626I predict someone is going to be reading my lawsuit for the first time in the coming weeks. Given a new discovery, maybe several someones. Apr 15, 2013 
627LOL, 02-C-03-090923. “Absolute appeal” but can’t file a brief? Go figure. Stick to schmoozing unqualified charity appointments lower down. Apr 14, 2013 
628If we had lost last week, we were prepared to petition certiorari. In the wake of Galloway, good chance of COA granting. Imagine that, BCM. Apr 10, 2013 
629Two years with no contacts bring an order carving out true "escalating and escalating and escalating." Now the brake's under another's foot. Apr 05, 2013 
630Now who's playing who? What a tangled web. Not representing Oasis is good. Not knowing who you represent or in the face of what is not good. Apr 04, 2013 
631"It speaks for itself." You have misjudged a sleeping giant-fucker. BCM, meet Zodd after only 300 years of slaughter. http://t.co/hW2QZsaUC6 Mar 31, 2013 
632"He helped me." These movies got a bad rap, but had more substance than were credited for. This one was my favorite. https://t.co/fDx93tuQfy Mar 30, 2013 
633They sure did make a mistake @capgaznews. CGC, Inc. pulled a Dorner this week, and I burned it down. Making corrections? Go ahead, Evil Tom. Mar 28, 2013 
634An amorphis body of facts substantially works @capgaznews; why not in court? Such things are beneath them, after all. http://t.co/3NKwal8mKB Mar 27, 2013 
635Blood in the boardroom tomorrow @capgaznews. Somebody has to sign the interrogatory; nobody wants to. Fake publisher? Lying editor? Step up! Mar 24, 2013 
636If law school didn't prepare you for this, there is, in the alternative, always prayer. Journalist Hell awaits. http://t.co/MZus7usHtH Mar 23, 2013 
637When I said "coram nobis" Judge Miller's expression said, "I don't know what that is and don't want to ask." Doesn't know CR § 3-803 either. Mar 22, 2013 
638That lying letter by Renee Lee sure does get around. Let's see who it sends to jail and whose careers it ends. Here's to serious trouble. Mar 20, 2013 
639When the AACSAO said my VOP was dismissed because the underlying events were not direct contact, they lied. http://t.co/m3u4GHsRjv Mar 17, 2013 
640Now if some corrupt county employee were to say, "Rat on us and we'll prosecute you!" THAT would be extortion (3-702) http://t.co/s3gNLF59b3 Mar 14, 2013 
641"Snowden gets 10 days" moved from News to For the Record @capgaznews. They were probably in violation of their settlement agreement. Mar 12, 2013 
642@eyeonannapolis I can also make you the leading news organization in AA County. They're obviously not up to your standards @capgaznews. Mar 12, 2013 
643Also @eyeonannapolis overlooked a thing on pg 3: Judge Nick said he told someone about this. My money's on Evil Tom. Sick fucks @capgaznews! Mar 12, 2013 
644@elishasauers The docs sure as fuck do indicate physical contact, you fake fucking journalist! Check pgs 6 & 7. @eyeonannapolis posted them. Mar 12, 2013 
645RT @ethartley: What do you call people who live in a prison? "Residents," apparently. Wouldn't want to make them feel bad. http://tinyur ... Mar 12, 2013 
646The tremendous public interest is clear. Do they have the courgage @capgaznews to put Judge Nick's hearing higher up? http://t.co/hptz5R4HC9 Mar 11, 2013 
647Michelle Dawn Smith, I still remember your gasped breath when I checkmated you. Shame eternal, Prosecutor Hell awaits. Mar 11, 2013 
648Just in: citing “insufficient evidence,” SAO forgoes local-Lundskow-victims investigation. Case closed. America cries. Friends say goodbye. Mar 11, 2013 
649This really deserves to be retweeted: https://t.co/YhtRoQPSy6 Mar 11, 2013 
650"[A] blob of facts—fed and grown on their own sins—and they have stepped right in it [@capgaznews], to be eaten alive." Suck it again, Foer. Mar 11, 2013 
651@toughbabe1 Hi, Susan. Times are much more troubled @capgaznews then they'd care to admit. Nick's just the trifecta of future jailbirds. Mar 10, 2013 
652Can't wait to read Evil Tom's next column. I'm sure he'll be calling for Judge Nick's resignation and that he face his fate. #evidence #cry Mar 10, 2013 
653I’m reminded of something. I sure did know what I was talking about. Now let’s see who the real Internet predator is. http://t.co/Kb0FkYZtTj Mar 09, 2013 
654I’m ROR, not guilty, and unreported @capgaznews. Look who apparently isn’t: http://t.co/xffCBbtMOZ Judge Nick, Open Season awaits. Your ass. Mar 09, 2013 
655I'm perfectly fine with it if they want to report yesterday's events @capgaznews. I'm also curious if they do. Mar 06, 2013 
656The next headline? "We Were Justice" - Harassment case dismissed; defendant suing the shit out of us; former publisher, columnist in jail Feb 28, 2013 
657Dear Readers: now that "jarrod wants to be your friend" is a Google auto-suggestion, try "conviction struck in harassment case." See that? Feb 28, 2013 
658The column about me is off search engines, because they know they are guilty @capgaznews and trying to mitigate. Too fucking late, assholes. Feb 27, 2013 
659Charles Feeney out, executive staff gutted @capgaznews. Glee in the newsroom led Evil Tom to Journalist Hell, and now Ed cares about truth. Feb 25, 2013 
660Questionable associations notwithstanding, I owe an apology to Pamela Wood. She doesn’t write columns; she writes boss-damning blog entries. Feb 23, 2013 
661Bad sign when it takes 9 minutes of ex parte perjury to show Judge Spencer reasonable suspicion. Only took 5 when I was guilty w/ no record. Feb 22, 2013 
662I think BCM may have earned himself a reprimand from the COA. I wonder if he's the Oasis "counsel." If so, he's looking at disbarment. Feb 20, 2013 
663LOL @AACOSHERIFF deputy threatening to criminally and tortiously kidnap me at work for "evading." #irony Legal purpose? That's harassment!!! Feb 19, 2013 
664Mr. Fleckenstein, you're arguing Frank will only ever get a pay raise if it's mandated. Why not just steal more cars? http://t.co/vPebOCQ7 Feb 17, 2013 
665@LADNMarMendoza Is Eric Thomas Hartley plagiarizing you now, or is somebody's report in error? http://t.co/EJ41KXn1 Feb 15, 2013 
666Dorner thought he was special, then fled to a tiny cottage and hid from justice like a scared little bitch. Sure does remind me of someone. Feb 14, 2013 
667Back to bed for the awakened sleeping giant pussy. #bully Watch from Hell how you expose liars, and burn with Phil in the suiciders' corner. Feb 13, 2013 
668Damages will be HIGH. I am unpredictable, and imprectable. I was Evil Tom's high value target, and I know your testimonies and secrets. NAME Feb 09, 2013 
669Don't blame the courts @capgaznews. You just fucked with the wrong person. You have awakened a sleeping giant-fucker. http://t.co/8B0tdooe Feb 09, 2013 
670Dorner thinks his false report was justified because a mentally-sick delusionist said so. Sure does remind me of someone. #FearForYourSafety Feb 09, 2013 
671When I was 5, I struck David Hernandez in the eye with a croquet mallet, and that has nothing to do with anything. Be glad, Hitman. #Dorner Feb 08, 2013 
672Is this what they meant by "one step at a time"? One nasty and not-only-self-destructive habit reinforcing another: http://t.co/nacwHqs6 Feb 07, 2013 
673I'll bet Stacie Tobin left DLA Piper to avoid the malpractice suit brewing @capgaznews. They love desperately suing back during lost cases. Feb 06, 2013 
674When Judge Legum throws out my charges, thanks in part to you @capgaznews, are you going to send a reporter who has me on block? #NotFoxNews Feb 06, 2013 
675@LADNMarMendoza Hartley's former colleagues block me to hide the truth and protect their fake paper. Ask why he retracted a true statement. Feb 06, 2013 
676I was wondering if Stacie Tobin would show her face and what color suit she'd be wearing. Looks like she wants no part of this either, Bob. Feb 06, 2013 
677Face your fate and cry, Hitman. Bob dodged your day of Descent, but what do you know of Conviction? Tanko says shit. https://t.co/5uB5Ol1L Feb 02, 2013 
678@LADNMarMendoza He's also a plagiarist, lawsuit magnet, and shamelessly criminal liar who thinks he's better than "regular people." Shocked? Feb 02, 2013 
679@pwoodreporter Don't worry. You'll be getting the chance to visit him in jail just one county over. You can write a loving column about it. Jan 31, 2013 
680It’s not fucking political, Mr. Weathersbee. This time, it’s fucking personal. Fuck you and your crooked henhouse too. http://t.co/a3kM9lEO Jan 30, 2013 
681They could be having a field day running more pieces about me @capgaznews. Instead, they want this quiet (like Tanko). Never overlook that. Jan 30, 2013 
682Good thing my probation is over or someone might be criminally and tortiously claiming I magically harassed her by posting on @AACOSHERIFF. Jan 28, 2013 
683To end this sentence, I'll give the courts 18 lifetimes without drinking away my own free will. Whasshit ultimately come down to? Character. Jan 27, 2013 
684And precisely when, Your Holy Pompousness, does evening begin? Noon? Keep rehearsing and never forget: You Are Justice. http://t.co/qlGEBQoY Jan 25, 2013 
685Weak case, OSP, and Leopold is getting off again. As you've explained to me, inherent dishonesty and abuse of discretion are not corruption. Jan 25, 2013 
686Oasis doesn't always charge illegal arbitrary copy fees. Sometimes they just illegally withhold or even destroy the records, for free. Jan 24, 2013 
687@willfullyblind Eric Thomas Hartley tweeting with willful blindness? Indeed the public deserves to know, but don't thank his grand devotion. Jan 21, 2013 
688Eric Thomas Hartley wanted to be famous, and he wanted another lawsuit, so why doesn’t he want his name on this one? Look who’s hiding now. Jan 18, 2013 
689What's wrong with AA Health? I see a corrupt bitch who's going to lose a lot more than her job, and it's not Wakhweya. http://t.co/cF04h2eS Jan 17, 2013 
690"Apparently" even Ben Weathers is not immune from Crapital bias. No qualification when Case Search has dirt on a suspect. Pam Wood gets it. Jan 15, 2013 
691LOL at all the gays registering @capgaznews to pretend they hate Dwyer for his drinking. Looks like they're still in the closet after all. Jan 13, 2013 
692Mark Barebo of Evil Tom's cabinet also out @capgaznews. His replacement is a puppet, since the real Marketing Chief is their new publisher. Jan 12, 2013 
693Good luck spewing your bullshit under oath and on the record, Judge Nick, assuming your sorry company makes it so far. http://t.co/wpPpEWpp Jan 11, 2013 
694Unlike Dwyer, Evil Tom was appointed by attrition, and the people will only ever vote for him with their non-comments and contempt. #lessons Jan 09, 2013 
695Oasis: the Center for Mental Health charges a truly-illegal arbitrary flat fee for medical records. More proof of Hitman’s biased reporting. Jan 08, 2013 
696Has Bob ever so dreaded a hearing that he asked for? He sold his soul with his dignity. Photo: Amy Davis @baltimoresun http://t.co/0hEzEGd6 Jan 04, 2013 
697"Snowden has done … good things … but I don't think he ever did anything without calculating how it would benefit him[.]" That is everyone. Jan 03, 2013 
698They're sure going out of their way now to be nice to Snowden @capgaznews. What of Leopold if Robey and Chang also threatened to sue them? Jan 02, 2013 
699I Feldt like a wolf in a henhouse on July 25, 2012. Here's what comes in 2013. "Oh my god" indeed, would-be-judge Judy. http://t.co/uaBH4kOM Jan 01, 2013 
700Managing Editor Loretta Haring also out @capgaznews. This is Evil Tom leaving on his own terms, not Landmark cleaning a filthy house of sin. Dec 29, 2012 
701I move for contempt for fraud before the Court, and they have nothing. The nooses are tight as they await the floor to drop them into Hell. Dec 28, 2012 
702I like how he uses "preponderance of evidence" as he works on purging his ignorance of law. News flash, Evil Tom: you have no new evidence. Dec 26, 2012 
703I can tell Evil Tom wrote today's Our Say. He's cracked, yearning for comments, and, ironically, far more likely to land in jail than Dwyer. Dec 26, 2012 
704Evil Tom's final four columns garnered zero comments. That's because he only appreciates vigorous debate when it involves Foer's big vagina. Dec 24, 2012 
705Too bad Evil Tom can't look back in time and Target the word "grief" in more of his columns. As a Killjoy promiseth, Journalist Hell awaits. Dec 23, 2012 
706Annapolis Idol Evil Tom retires from his fairytale life. Comes now a rude awakening to reality, in maybe so few shots. https://t.co/nV6bAHbx Dec 21, 2012 
707"It's scary and exhilarating and horrible and wonderful all at the same time." And then it's not. Revelations of doom are born today indeed. Dec 21, 2012 
708Snowden VOP on edit 5. Not a mind for "Thursday" until edit 4. If he calls to comment, will they accomodate him like when Greiber called? Dec 20, 2012 
709And they got it! Jig is up! So much for that newfound Fox Newsishness. That's some great ammo for Snowden to prove constitutional malice. Dec 20, 2012 
710They keep editing unneccesary "that"s, yet Snowden still has no comment later this afternoon. Do they know it's live? http://t.co/QAsm6yOi Dec 20, 2012 
711Another stooge @capgaznews says Evil Tom is going on his own terms? That mark on his head is called Brand of Sacrifice; or now, Open Season. Dec 20, 2012 
712I'm sorry, Hitman, your whole piece wasn't false, just 500 900ths of it. That F's not just for Fail but how Fucked you are. Kiss my A++. Dec 20, 2012 
713But seems they've learned you don't write columns about people convicted in the District Court, lest an appeal show the whole piece false. Dec 20, 2012 
714More errant pre-publication @capgaznews: AL1RAT recklessly writing Snowden was unavailable for comment in the future. http://t.co/9I5oHt6Y Dec 20, 2012 
715Count the Errors! SCORE KEY: 0 - you're a $lawyer$ 1 - you can read 2 - you can research 3+ - you know what's going on. http://t.co/04zWNzR7 Dec 16, 2012 
716Technically speaking, Judge Lamasney could grant everything on Monday. Are you prepared for Journalist Hell, John Smith? Kiss the girls bye. Dec 15, 2012 
717I wonder if Hitman is worried there'll be a warrant for his arrest. Now imagine that feeling if he'd done nothing wrong, and others knew it. Dec 13, 2012 
718More glee in the newsroom @capgaznews. If Evil Tom seems especially down today, it's because he might be going to jail. He deserves it. #tip Dec 12, 2012 
719Thanks again to all the readers who have made this page the now-solidly first hit on my name. Evil Tom says: you assholes are the best. Dec 12, 2012 
7203/16/03 - WTF? FTW. Real fulfillment. Older and fatter people thought I was crazy then too. CAL12-22839: you're next. http://t.co/ixLzqs6A Dec 12, 2012 
721Well, it's too low, but I'd say that worked nicely. In fact, I just found existential fulfillment and my life is complete. Thanks, Internet. Dec 12, 2012 
722Twitter wants me to put a second, bigger picture in that box, which is already also covered with words? What a bunch of fucking idiots. #0IQ Dec 12, 2012 
723Bravo, Foer, for putting your name on that column. Mr. Audi thinks you're a scared little bitch hiding behind your friend's fake newspaper. Dec 12, 2012 
724LOL, my process server thought Hitman was 50. I don't think Tanko v CG Realty did that to him, though it did bring him closer to Evil Tom. Dec 11, 2012 
725I wonder if Sheriff Bateman knows he's going to be celebrating the third annual Evil Tom Day with the public auction of 2000 Capital Drive. Dec 09, 2012 
726"You don't do anything half way, do you?" Sandra O'Neill's last words (to me - 11/2/10). Bitch, you have no idea. Counselor Hell awaits. Dec 07, 2012 
727So Oasis provided you with another "hot tip" @capgaznews? This one's sunk your ship, because Evil Tom just couldn't learn the first time. Dec 06, 2012 
728Stay away from him, @SenatorBarb. He's DOOM. I watched you at the gates of Journalist Hell. Don't believe? Check a map. http://t.co/34T8TH9a Dec 05, 2012 
729@PeteMedhurst Depends on the disagreement. Honestly informed journalists who consider Hitman's position at all defensible are going to Hell. Dec 04, 2012 
730@SenatorBarb You're sitting in my chair, Barb. No, really. I'm going to own that and Evil Tom is going to blow his many brains [sic] out. Dec 04, 2012 
731Protector Evil Tom's protectors need protection. Who needs friends like that? Indeed, that's how this all began. http://t.co/tddy39GO Dec 03, 2012 
732Bob doesn't know, but he's got a cross-claim with "Oasis" written on it. That is, if he keeps his license. So the gears truly begin to turn. Dec 01, 2012 
733Bob, I'll answer you before we meet. Yes, I am smarter than you. In fact, your motion admits my brain is going to eat you alive (vid below). Nov 29, 2012 
734A worthless motion to dismiss is only justified when the pending judgement is infinite. Evil Tom, Hitman, Journalist Hell awaits. Nov 29, 2012 
735I hope your team is enjoying Berserk and trying to crack my psyche, Bob. Transcripts don't cut it; the devil's in the details. #$$$wellspent Nov 29, 2012 
736Sorry, Rig, you're only fit to defend The Capital from incompetents. Now they pay the guy who can't even wait for his filing to be stamped. Nov 29, 2012 
737@ethartley Denial of due process? Pre-written reports? Lives in limbo? I'd bet your lying ass is interested, Hitman. Journalist Hell awaits. Nov 28, 2012 
738Judge Nick doesn’t believe in the God Hand. I play a well established part of that system by tweeting of it. He almost sounds so ridiculous. Nov 27, 2012 
739Hi, John Smith. I’m Femto. I can also do whatever I want. I will have my own kingdom. I will choose the place you die. https://t.co/dHImoSJX Nov 27, 2012 
740Evil Tom's job is to admit his mistakes, but being sued isn't enough. My mistake: Snowden will not just have to sue, but show the newsroom. Nov 25, 2012 
741Suddenly so keen @capgaznews to mention Snowden's DUI is under appeal. I guess once HE sues them we'll hear the truth of why it's happening. Nov 25, 2012 
742When I write about speed cameras it's life wisdom in a nutshell. When Foer does it's raving bitching and whining. Fuck that guy @capgaznews. Nov 22, 2012 
743George Nick Lundskow, do the world a favor and kill yourself. I don't say that out of rage, but public concern. What a phony fuck you are. Nov 22, 2012 
744The lesson Evil Tom still fails to grasp: publication is publication. Deleting what you put on the Internet does not undo that. It's fraud! Nov 22, 2012 
745Reconsideration? Appeals? Defense? INTERVIEWS?! Snowden Guilty, Take 2, and the fairness flows. I've been giving @abourg_Capital lessons. Nov 22, 2012 
746What Evil Tom doesn't like is answering, but on Monday he must. Enjoy the Feast of Grief while you can @capgaznews. It will be your last. Nov 22, 2012 
747@AnitaBigone Go to Marquardt's office at 2000 Capital Drive, slam it on the floor, and shout "GLEE IN THE NEWSROOM!" Tom likes reminiscing. Nov 22, 2012 
748@AnitaBigone Trust me, that won't work. They think they're above the law and part of the justice system all at once. It's juries to fix 'em. Nov 21, 2012 
749@AnitaBigone gets the fair report privilege better than Evil Tom's lapdog. He will make you a star! Right, @ethartley? http://t.co/AybgfRW1 Nov 21, 2012 
750Why is Lapdog so upset? I'd bet she blocked it too, so it couldn't further troll her reply. #UnfreeFlowOfIdeas_Capital https://t.co/r009TXq2 Nov 21, 2012 
751Hi, Kim. Hopefully you didn't just find out. Are you going to answer questions for him too? The world wants to know. Nov 20, 2012 
752You're so sure you're within your rights; you've actually earned punitive liability. Let's bifurcate. What do you jackasses say @capgaznews? Nov 19, 2012 
753"Fishing" and relaxing? No idea what's next? Unconditional forgiveness? This can only mean one thing. Evil Tom is following Phil to the end. Nov 15, 2012 
754You even incorrrectly edited a colon to semicolon. At least you resisted the urge to insert a stupid [sic]. Need I say more? Oh, yes; lots. Nov 12, 2012 
755See, Tom, both choices were wrong. You already chose that long ago. But to print it was far more wrong. That was true to your form as well. Nov 12, 2012 
756Hook, line, and sinker. Print one but not the other? Evil Tom admits to knowingly attempting to conceal his wrongdoing: http://t.co/EfwRk2vU Nov 12, 2012 
757Judge Pryal was right: this is just a big ruse. And to the big-haired bitch who called me spontaneous and erratic: fuck you, just because. Nov 11, 2012 
758Evil Tom refuses to publish me, a better writer than any @capgaznews. Guess he "knew" I'm an exile and wanted the people to know (only) it. Nov 11, 2012 
759@ethartley That's not a circle until you run from the police on TV because of your notes. How about it, Hitman? L.A. wasn't far enough. Nov 10, 2012 
760@ethartley Yee's back in the news and you're writing about porn? Is more of your steaming-shit reporting getting too hot to handle, Hitman? Nov 10, 2012 
761Think long, Evil Tom. You'll still choose wrong. http://t.co/06jcGde1 Nov 04, 2012 
762Are you still there, Bob? Motion to dismiss if you dare, but I suggest admitting Par. 106. Let's chat? Let's go public relations nightmare. Nov 01, 2012 
763@capgaznews A new Twitter layout, a new lawsuit, more lawsuits likely, and the Board is coming for Sandy. Perfect storm indeed. #CorruptInAA Oct 31, 2012 
764They pissed on the 1st Amendment for a poisoned word; a sentence: $2.5M. What will a corrupt column of lies and delusions cost @capgaznews? Oct 31, 2012 
765Here's what lies behind the lies. Evil Tom spent two minutes (could have been one minute) discussing this with ANYONE! http://t.co/etk9jTQ1 Oct 29, 2012 
766Thanks to all the readers who have made this site the #1 hit on my name. Here's why Evil Tom wishes you didn't exist: http://t.co/JCXSkvBV Oct 26, 2012 
767I can understand the Sarah Jones saga like most people cannot fathom, and not just because I've read her deposition. Oct 26, 2012 
768@Lundskow_CapGaz Up yours. But here's a story for you to mind: http://t.co/i0T5krzX Mr. Snowden may be citing it when he sues you. Oct 26, 2012 
769Evil Tom: We gave up "opinion" for FRP? $$$: Yep. ET: We already burned that too? $$$: Yep. ET: Well what do we do now? $$$: You're fucked. Oct 25, 2012 
770Nobody @capgaznews has any clue what in the world this is. Their poser lawyer-journalist should have read it long ago. http://t.co/dvjuQZfs Oct 23, 2012 
771They've seen me speak with profanity, they've seen me speak of God, now they will hear me speak Hartley's hated law (AKA 'the rules'). Oct 23, 2012 
772Eric Hartley admitted he is not a "good reporter." He is bad. Sometimes the best defense is to send an opposing offense to Journalist Hell. Oct 23, 2012 
773Not only is Marquardt still 12 years old, but a scared little bitch hiding his feeble words behind a fake newspaper. http://t.co/VFcBVovU Oct 23, 2012 
774Choosing ruin or suicidal dunderhead? Evil Tom kisses Hitman's rectus inferior and cuts his bullshit "opinion" defense: http://t.co/4UrXmtMK Oct 21, 2012 
775Thanks for the tip, D'Dog. I'll bet they're ditching system logs too. Sign of the times indeed. https://t.co/BzFHNEza Oct 19, 2012 
776A to C on 10/10.. what's up Defama'Dog? Know something your readers don't @abourg_Capital? Have some JIP with your DIP. #privateshaming Oct 17, 2012 
777"Collaboration between [GINNY MILES] and [@ethartley] ... is highly censurable and worthy of [DISBARMENT]." -SCOTUS Oct 17, 2012 
778@ethartley Glad there won't be a murderous rampage now. Let's go for a short jail term and his career, just for kicks. #prosecutoriallogic Oct 17, 2012 
779@ethartley John Dodger likes Deadliest Catch, making the threat credible. Eric Charles Hartley fears for his safety. #breakingnews Oct 17, 2012 
780They don't care about the 1st Amendment THAT much @capgaznews or @ethartley. Ask Louis Tanko. We are going to war because they are assholes. Oct 03, 2012 
781Evil Tom, Inc. – Gleefully injuring/silencing under guise of “aggressive reporting” since 1960, yet still 12 years old. http://t.co/46i8yWQO Oct 01, 2012 
782Landmark is firing Marquardt. This is why. Sep 28, 2012 
783If your name is Thomas Lee Marquardt, put on a diaper or get ready to shit your pants. You'll have thirty days to wipe your ignorant butt. Sep 28, 2012 
784The Egg cracks: banned from posting @capgaznews. They let Judge Nick self-incriminate, but knocking Foer is no-no. Oops http://t.co/8N7jBrrW Sep 28, 2012 
785“O lying tongue, caught in the gears of justice, sever thyself lest my skull be ground to dust.” –The Perjurers’ Prayer (Courts 9:104) Sep 27, 2012 
786@ethartley Censorship and alleged cover-ups making the problem a thousand times worse? You do speak from experience; still, what foresight. Sep 26, 2012 
787But that's all tripe till @ethartley uncovers if Yee was playing DOOM. There’s hope yet for racially motivated carnage. http://t.co/5YuVleO4 Sep 22, 2012 
788If Yee is never charged, just who was it making terroristic threats? Reputation carries far AND near; defamation isn’t just what you print. Sep 22, 2012 
789As permitted by law—to wit, in court and before a jury—I am going to murder @ethartley’s career and the "paper" @capgaznews. #♥1stAmendment♥ Sep 21, 2012 
790"Despicable and threatening," "racially motivated," "he wants to kill/flee," "$2M bail?" Charge him in a court of law, or shut the fuck up. Sep 21, 2012 
791Reputable journalists: threat undiscolsed. Eric 'The Hitman' Hartley: "Neighbors! Fear for your safety!!" Blood so soon? Marquardt is proud. Sep 19, 2012 
792See you in.. 5 weeks? Apparently, I can even make a computer kiosk "fear for its safety" now. Thanks a lot @ethartley. http://t.co/aWBcTozW Sep 19, 2012 
793What do I mean by "another"? Just you wait and see. The Constitution was amended many times after the 1st, but you don't care much for that. Sep 19, 2012 
794@ethartley The actual posting is not released, yet you're publishing extra-judiciary statements about it. Way to compromise another case. Sep 19, 2012 
795Oh, a sign of life from Judge Nick @capgaznews. Thought maybe they already fired him. Just suppressing his 1st Amendment rights now I guess. Sep 15, 2012 
796Just look at all the talking heads in this affidavit matter. At least 150 working years between them, so much misinformation put into print. Sep 15, 2012 
797Why can’t an arrogant autodidact prevail over practiced professionals? We’re all self-assured; I’m not handicapped by what I think I know. Sep 15, 2012 
798Grasso, Snowden, Sohovich, Robey, Chang. Going for a volume discount on attorney fees @capgaznews? No JD, but I have the highest EV of all. Sep 10, 2012 
799I have to log out just to see my own tweets @AL1RAT from my own page. Good thing there's no court order or Twitter might try to violate it. Sep 10, 2012 
800"Just malicious, she is slanderous, she is libelous. The woman has her own agenda, caught up in the maelstrom.” Perfect aim, wrong target. Sep 10, 2012 
801Now blocked by reckless reporter/driver @abourg_Capital. "Fear for your safety," but on 10/19 she'll understand why I'm "collecting things." Sep 10, 2012 
802@capgaznews Strange. If they have any cause of action, it's against you. Blindsiding the plaintiff kind of kills your fair report privilege. Sep 10, 2012 
803No identity crisis here, but some very prescient themes: http://t.co/JQDfPffP Sep 10, 2012 
804Amusing realization: @capgaznews thinks and acts like it's part of our judiciary; Carl O. Snowden actually is. Sep 06, 2012 
805Not that I need any more free help @capgaznews, but why not report on my expunged history "according to online court records"? Only you can. Sep 05, 2012 
806Free pre-schooling for @ethartley http://t.co/RlSXbt6u To skip it would be deliberate ignorance, which is why I'm sure he won't be there. Aug 30, 2012 
807@ethartley knows a lot about obvious bias, uncited sources, and fake reports about fake Twitter followers. Historic consequences indeed. Aug 25, 2012 
808It’s official: the staff @capgaznews are funded, delusional vigilantes http://t.co/tlwPAy0n Much like this guy http://t.co/6FiIHGbn Aug 25, 2012 
809When Rice quit, she was so afraid of evil Tom that she destroyed her notes. In kind, he destroyed internal memos. No one ever reported this. Aug 24, 2012 
810"Misconduct that violates the integrity of our Honored Courts makes a victim of those very Courts, which in turn makes a victim of us all." Aug 24, 2012 
811@abourg_Capital Actually, hiding under Marquardt's thumb brings high exposure to judgement. Melinda Rice knew better. #pullthefuckingtrigger Aug 24, 2012 
812"No regard for truth, ethics or balance" has "been a lot of fun" http://t.co/eMEqwo12 Welcome now to the gates of Hell. Say hello to Phil. Aug 21, 2012 
813Know this, Tom: logical falsity perjury has no SoL, is inter-jurisdictional, and I doubt you're also in bed with the PGSAO. Past is present. Aug 21, 2012 
814After all these months, just discovered Marquardt's bullshit apology to Greiber, which he didn't even have the courage to sign his name to. Aug 21, 2012 
815@abourg_Capital named Sohovich a felon under Tran §27-113(c). No other outlet said he knew he had killed someone. That's for Crapital elite. Aug 18, 2012 
816So what's L.O.W.? I'll show off my new scanner. Note the not-fearing-for-anyone's-safety spacing of the dates. #VOPfail http://t.co/AxRUGEb6 Aug 17, 2012 
817Troubling legal loophole: you can't libel the dead, even if you libel them dead. By a single ill-intended word, @abourg_Capital draws blood. Aug 17, 2012 
818"The driver of the vehicle then left the scene." http://t.co/7AMaFPXf "[Sohovich] fled the scene ... the victim ... ." http://t.co/mX5A8sAu Aug 17, 2012 
819My gift to the Sohovich attorney, even if it's money out of my own pocket. The attached facebook chatter said, "Bad news is the best news." Aug 17, 2012 
820RT @abourg_Capital: "Ugh, the news is always bad news." --roommate, watching TV, possibly oblivious to the fact that the news is how I a ... Aug 17, 2012 
821Oh boy, and do they apologize? Nope. Instead they delete his mother's clarifying comments. Damned if they do, damned if they don't indeed. Aug 17, 2012 
822One benefit of precise "cop-speak," @ethartley? Dangerously bad, second-rate journalists can't report "for the record" what was not said. Aug 17, 2012 
823She's probably only negligent, but "How do you think he feels now?" I'd bet she felt good accusing someone else of dangerously bad driving. Aug 17, 2012 
824If I were an attorney, I'd take a Sohovich lawsuit against @abourg_Capital, and I know far more than way most. Welcome to the libel train. Aug 17, 2012 
825Want to get grief @ethartley @capgaznews? Punishment is overdue. Prince George's jurors dish it out AND feast. I was Yellow #5 just today. Aug 17, 2012 
826@capgaznews The publisher of a columnist who plagiarized delusions while striking "I have to assume." They can't bear to find fault within. Aug 17, 2012 
827Funny how a Chief Prosecutor and Agent Senior talk about me with the same exact phrases, echoing a "report" from a seat of chosen ignorance. Aug 16, 2012 
828All liars are imprisoned in time, be that within walls of steel, stone, foam padding, hellfire, or their own lies. No one escapes forever. Aug 15, 2012 
829Braved that @ethartley inspired shitstorm. Now sending the bill to @capgaznews. They've rallied their wagons around the eye of a hurricane. Aug 15, 2012 
830I "crossed the line," "need to be on medication," and "need to be taken off the streets because" I'm "dangerous," and now I'm back on L.O.W. Aug 15, 2012 
831So you've seen "it" before, Michelle Smith? Look in the mirror. The real jokers are in Annapolis, and not just a threat-maker from Crofton. Aug 15, 2012 
832You're no Whac-A-Mole, Mr. Marquardt, but a crimson-nosed clown feasting over a shark tank. Easy targets demand accuracy, not reflex. Aug 10, 2012 
833Oooh.. a more unflattering photo. Time to pull an Eric Thomas Hartley (by switching photos, not by battering children). http://t.co/egLAV1P3 Aug 09, 2012 
834I could write a sensational fair report about it--without constitutional malice--for my local rag, but I’m not a professional journalist. Aug 09, 2012 
835Called by authorities today regarding registered sex offender Eric Hartley, who has abused unconsenting children. http://t.co/3wDncYnW Aug 09, 2012 
836@ethartley Preaching about what is "safe" to omit while making a factual error. At least he corrected it this time. What a complete fool. Aug 05, 2012 
837Pity, though, he didn't challenge Valentin. His was a perfect example of why Judge Bell was so right, but I guess the time was not yet ripe. Aug 04, 2012 
838Not only was John Greiber not an "unqualified ally," but he sure knew how to prosecute liars for their lies way better than Mr. Weathersbee. Aug 04, 2012 
839If this is obsessed harassment, AACSAO, why would I spend a year schooling myself to the point I can school your own Chief? Why wait? How?? Aug 02, 2012 
840@ethartley Now that was me collecting things, and this truth is no defense. You want rambling messages? Try Ray Mullady's closing argument. Aug 01, 2012 
841@ethartley I guess you were fortunate nobody censored your response or tried to have you prosecuted for it. But of course: *you're special!* Aug 01, 2012 
842RT @abourg_Capital: I learned last week that my company is going to start pulling employees' driving records. Um, all those speeding tic ... Aug 01, 2012 
843@abourg_Capital 48 in a 25 and ignores people in crosswalks. That watchdog fits @capgaznews. Fear for you safety. I do. http://t.co/lv5Qjpfk Aug 01, 2012 
844But his restraint has been commendable for such a blithering idiot. I wonder if he'll do so well at his deposition. #journalisticuntegrity Jul 31, 2012 
845It was @ethartley's fat ass blocking the sunshine. Goes to the PD to start a lawsuit, refuses to go back to perpetuate it. #sanctionsmaybe Jul 31, 2012 
846RT @Bagwell4Trustee: @ethartley I guess San Bern County will be raising its police report fee tomorrow #transparencymaybe Jul 31, 2012 
847"Insufficient information to admit or deny, even though @ethartley already dogmatically spouted all about it." That well runs deep indeed. Jul 31, 2012 
848Welcome to Track 5 @capgaznews. We're litigating your complex. Did somebody sell you on early dismissal? Some more employees, perhaps. Jul 31, 2012 
849I'm going to miss "repeatedly posting to the Twitter feeds" of these jackasses once they get an attorney. Say a prayer for those poor souls. Jul 27, 2012 
850Bet you $10M on that @capgaznews. Damn. I'm so good, I sometimes pretend to scare even myself. Jul 27, 2012 
851Thanks for fleeing the state @ethartley. Venue is now proper; forum non conveniens won't work this time either. See you in my great county. Jul 27, 2012 
852What's some of the best evidence of all? Spoilage of evidence and destruction of records. http://t.co/CDMbZ4o4 See also: Melinda H. Rice. Jul 26, 2012 
853Madam State thinks she's Dr. Phil, yet she can't even do her own job. She can ignore her oath, but can she ignore a subpoena? Jul 25, 2012 
854Now that it's happening, seems @ethartley doesn't want it printed anymore. Light for ALL, asshole! Jul 18, 2012 
855A picture American Heritage should not steal: “the smug look of a toad breakfasting on fat marsh flies” #notasmuglord http://t.co/AXDHHptA Jul 11, 2012 
856It's not stealing if you switch words around, right @ethartley? I learned otherwise in middle school, but you have a degree in journalism. Jul 11, 2012 
857RT @pwoodreporter: Stealing words and stealing pictures IS STILL STEALING. #journalistrant Jul 11, 2012 
858As much as I hate the name, given the dead links and no redirects it is necessary. Even one Twitter account is more than enough for me. Jul 01, 2012 
859This account used to be called EricHartleyFrnd. Now that it ranks visibly and distinguishes from SuperNinja518, that is no longer necessary. Jun 28, 2012 
860Just like in my Raw Deal days, my opponents know what's coming, and they can't stop it. The mood is about to change @capgaznews @ethartley. Jun 28, 2012 
861That's how much they "respect the jury's verdict." That's how much juries respect them. Define "glee in the newsroom." Define "killjoy." Jun 28, 2012 
862And as Judge Nick presides over Comments Court, his boss's own adjudicated libel goes unchecked: http://t.co/mgA7T6tM Jun 28, 2012 
863Old habits die hard @capgaznews "We can do whatever we want, and you can't, because we're The Capital, and you're not." http://t.co/FawAQv2K Jun 28, 2012 
864@ethartley You know better than that, Mr. Hartley. What you're about to learn is it's the non-interviews that get really expensive. Jun 27, 2012 
865Team Taz on page 1 of my name's Google results. Lexpert @ethartley going to depose Darrian? Libel proof me if you can, survive if I let you. Jun 24, 2012 
866"Fair." That's why I just learned Snowden's cause is over online user comments, which you've recognized are a concern. See: Sarah Jones Jun 02, 2012 
867But how could Snowden even know, given your incomplete coverage of that non-newsworthy attorney of no public concern? Fairness indeed. Jun 02, 2012 
868Hell to pay @capgaznews http://t.co/P58iEvXH Is that ranting @ethartley? Rambling? Did you fear for your safety or just a mention of Tanko? Jun 02, 2012 
869But, in my opinion, they are going to pay dearly for mine. See that? Doesn't always work. Still a statement of fact. May 17, 2012 
870In my opinion, Snowden has no cause of action against the Capital because constitutional malice is a very difficult standard to meet. May 17, 2012 
871Thanks guys, and I forgive you for not calling. It's not like it's your job or--far, far worse--willful ignorance. May 11, 2012 
872"Jarrod W. Ramos" now a Google suggestion, no doubt because of my many friends who keep forgetting my phone number. May 11, 2012 
873Seeking publicity? Nope. I'm leaving that decision up to them @capitalgazette May 03, 2012 
874And on appeal, #mentioning @ethartley broadcasts on his Twitter feed to the whole world, and other such ridiculous findings, negated. May 03, 2012 
875Highlight of the knight: being told “Shut up” by a big-mouthed esquire. May 03, 2012 
876It's official: Twitter is overrated. Thank you Verizon for giving me a competing presence in search results. Hartley - 2nd, Ramos - 8th. Nov 21, 2011 
877They've searched hard @ethartley @htannapolis but I'm not the one with a history of damaging misconduct. Nov 20, 2011 
878@ethartley Now that I'm back under your research microscope, do me a favor and help get my ranking as high as yours. http://t.co/W269UBS3 Nov 20, 2011 
879Conviction struck! http://t.co/kOqrBc0g But they left out the most important part of the story. Stay tuned... Nov 20, 2011