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1A day before the Earth is destroyed by a collision with a rouge planet, time freezes. You, a completely normal person are untouched and cannot die. Text on your arm appears that reads, "however long it takes, save us".
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3A planet rotates once every 1,000 years so that each side is either tundra or desert; the poles are also frozen wastes, but there is a small area of ever moving habitable land. Two nomadic tribes isolated on each side of the planet begin to find the 500 year old relics of the other.
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5You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.
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7For years an alien race has been intercepting audio transmissions from Earth and understands English. However, they have been exclusively listening to X-Box Live conversations. They have now prepared their first message for Earth.
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9A serial killer who kills hitchhikers picks up a serial killer who kills the people who pick him up.
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11Elon Musk is actually a stranded alien who needs humanity to develop interstellar travel to get home
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13One night as you play Call of Duty a particularly squeaky voiced 12 year old gives out personal information leading you to discover he is your child from a long lost lover. You must now convince him you are his father and thus banged his mom, through Xbox live.
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15Everybody in the world has a superpower that compliments their soulmates superpower. When together, both their powers increase in strength exponentially. You have the most useless power ever, when one day......
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17You're midway into your flight when you, feeling bored, decided to surf the Internet. You read breaking news about another plane disappearance. You're on that flight.
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19Nicolas Cage is completely unaware that he is an actor. All he knows is strange men with cameras follow him around while he gets into crazy situations and money shows up randomly in his bank account.
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21Instead of the oceans covering the earth, forests are in its place, making it possible to walk from continent to continent. Like oceans, it gets deeper and darker and creatures get more aggressive and rarer to see. You are tasked to document a trek through one of the oceans of your choice.
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23North Korea is actually a secret underground utopia. Every year, there is a lottery which picks people who must live on the surface, to keep up the image of the country.
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25A wizard accidentally becomes immortal. He has the idea to become the antagonist so that a hero will come along and defeat him, so he can rest in peace. Sadly, the heroes are weak in comparison so the wizard creates a persona as a 'wise teacher' to train these heroes in order to defeat him.
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27Leonardo DiCaprio is actually an evil warlock who needs to obtain a rare mineral in order to complete a dark ritual. The only source of this mineral is found inside an Academy Award. You are part of an ancient order sworn to deny Leonardo an Academy Award, at any cost.
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29After years of gentile persuasion your best friend since childhood finally agrees to seek professional help for serious mental problems. Much to your dismay, as she begins to improve you slowly start to realize that you are her imaginary friend.
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31John Cena has died. He finds himself in Valhalla eagerly awaited by the great warriors of history. None of them are aware of pro wrestling's staged nature
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33Valhalla is filled with the strongest warriors the world has ever known. Vikings, Spartans, Mongols, Romans, Samurai, Spetznaz, JSOC Operators. And in that corner over there? That's Ted, from accounting.
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35It's the coldest Christmas Eve in history, and a poor family is out of coal for the furnace. The only child in the family has 24 hours to get on the naughty list.
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37As you die, you travel down the bright tunnel and then everything turns to black. That's when you hear it: "Greetings, Prisoner 11384. You have served your sentence. You are free to go."
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39You're the Interim CEO of a major internet company. Every decision you make seems to just go completely wrong.
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41A gang where every single gangster is really an undercover cop. Nobody knows about the others. The big heist day is tomorrow.
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43You have been wrongly incarcerated, abroad, with a $5M bail. Upon waking you see an old laptop which you discover is set to access just one single website: Google Mail. You must contact the outside world in the desperate hope somebody can help you. Trouble is... You're a Nigerian Prince.
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45You are the founder of a tiny 1990s tech startup operating from your garage. All of a sudden, a bunch of people who are obviously badly disguised time travelers start trying to buy stock in your company.
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47"I never said she stole my money" - This sentence has 7 different meanings depending on the stressed word. How much of them can be put in a story?
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49When someone's heart breaks so does a piece of our world; this creates fissures, valleys, and even cracks in the pavement. Tell me the story behind the Grand Canyon.
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51Donald Trump is a fictional satirical character (a la Stephen Colbert). The dedicated actor playing him is getting increasingly desperate for someone to get the joke.
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53The Crips and the Bloods ally with each other against ISIS. The world laughs as thousands of gang members board a cruise ship and set sail for the Middle East. The two gangs land on the shores of Syria and begin their fight against ISIS.
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55Chris Hansen steps down and names Arnold Schwarzeneggar as his successor on To Catch a Predator. Arnold misunderstands the type of Predator he's hunting.
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57"I have two pills to take every day. One is so I don't kill myself. The other is so I don't kill other people. Today I dropped one pill down the drain. I don't know which it was."
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59You were first exposed to r/WritingPrompts when it became a default subreddit. Infuriated by its potential to develop young writers who could compete with yourself, you set out to sabotage it by submitting endless prompts about Batman, the Devil, and Time Travel.
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61Your bong is the home of a genie. You spark the bowl and he appears to grant you 3 wishes. You're both pretty high.
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63The Devil promises you everything: fame, fortune, all the things a mortal will ever need for paradise on earth. But he doesn't want your soul, he just wants you to take his socially awkward daughter, Gertrude, out on a date. Make her special, y'know?
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65You're a multi billionaire with severe god delusions. You have several small children kidnapped and leave them on an island with resources and carefully placed 'evidence' suggesting at your divinity. Ten years later, you arrive at the island...
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67Ok, bad news, good news. Bad news: you've died and have gone to Hell. Good news: since so many humans have died in recent years, humans have long since outnumbered demons 1000 to 1 and turned Hell into a pretty nice place.
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69You died at the gym as you were trying to take a selfie while bench pressing. Thus you find yourself in Swaghalla, the Halls of Brodin.
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71Bob doesn't realise he's a robot until he fails a captcha five times in a row.
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73Leonardo DiCaprio in a fit of rage begins to torpedo his own career by deliberately acting poorly and taking on bad films. He finally wins an oscar for starring in Paul Blart: Mall Cop 3.
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75A Romeo and Juliet style story, where a fedora-wearing neckbeard and an easily triggered tumblrinia fall in love, but the corresponding websites forbid their relationship.
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77Your son's recurrent dreams about a monster have become so intense that you take him to a psychiatrist, who prescribes him a medication. While filling the prescription, you notice that the name of the drug is the same as the name of the monster in your son's dreams.
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79Ever since you were born you've possessed the power to teleport wherever you're currently looking. Depressed and unsatisfied, you decide to end your life by looking towards the stars. You're not dead.
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81You have a special type of clairvoyance: you can see the outcomes of all possible choices. You use this power to become a superhero that fights crime by making the smallest possible changes ahead of time. You are The Butterfly.
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83Instead of Oceans, they are all big forests, that gets taller and darker instead of deeper, with more dangerous animals living further out in the forest. A person decides to cross the Mariana Trench
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85God created thousands of worlds in thousands of galaxies. A major crisis in another galaxy has taken his entire focus, and for the first time in 750 years, he just glanced in our direction.
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87Michael, a 15 year old Call of Duty player, realizes the greatest trash-talking opportunity of all time. Over his headset, he recognizes his opponent's voice as that of President Obama.
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89You sold your soul to the Devil some years ago. Today he gives it back and says, "I need a favor."
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91You are a part of the middle generation on a colony ship. You never saw Earth and will not see your destination.
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93It has been verified that dying will result in going to heaven, no matter what. You are the government, trying to lower the suddenly skyrocketing suicide rate.
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95As humanity sends its first manned expedition beyond the orbit of earth, it discovers that humans are actually immortal, but "Mother Earth" is actually a living organism that has been consuming their life force to survive.
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97Metaphorical "burns" can now cause physical damage. Tell the tale of an assassin who specializes in death by conversational incineration.
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99After dying, you found yourself staring at a large screen. "LOBBY. Current players: 7,383,275,800. Current game time: 1059040375.2 mins. Current spectarors: 21,458,374,931. Player rank: 2,648,535,901. Time until next game: 23695624.8 mins"
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101In the year 2066, aliens invade Earth. Thanks to a few brave individuals, we steal the secret to time travel, and send back one intrepid person to spark a war so vicious that human weapons technology will be advanced enough in 2066 to take on the alien threat. His name: Adolph Hitler.
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103Alzheimer's disease is actually the early stages of the reincarnation process: the mind slowly leaving the one afflicted, and gradually entering the body of a newborn child somewhere.
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105One day you wake up and there are no numbers floating over peoples head because we finally stopped doing prompts about that
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107A writer, trapped in his own book, regrets not writing more intresting female characters
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109You are a manipulative psychopath, but instead of serial killer, you are a serial helper. using your emotionless genius to make other people smile.
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111You and your spouse are fairly typical demonic overlords with a figurative/literal dark fortress, minions to command etc. The problem is your teenage child who's going through that rebellious phase; claiming that they're good, dressing in all whites and only listening to gentle hymns.
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113Everyone has powers locked within them. Each power is different, and the longer it takes for a power to manifest, the greater it is. A 100 year old man is being hunted by the government for still being powerless.
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115Instead of dead mice, your cat starts leaving cash and small bags of narcotics on your porch.
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117Foreshadow the character's death so subtly that I still don't see it coming even though I requested it.
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119People stop using Antivirus software because they believe it's making their computers autistic. You are an IT intern at the wake of disaster.
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121You're a student of music in the 23rd century. This is your A+ essay regarding a famous song from the 21st century, in which you dissected and heavily misinterpreted.
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123Write a dystopian vision of the future from the perspective of the year 1900, while actually describing our present world today.
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125It is the end of days. God and Lucifer stand before the last human being. You are the first neutral soul who is neither good or evil enough to pass into a afterlife and thus must be judged personally. Unknown to them, you are Death and have come for them instead.
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127There exists a court that sentences people with "Would You Rather" questions. Whichever option the person picks, becomes reality.
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129You are an immortal and have been alive for millions of years without anyone finding out. However, Human kind has been evolving, and you have stayed the same.
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131Write the letter that you always wanted to, but never did.
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133One day everyone notices the words "Human Update 1.1 progress 1%" in the corner of their eye.
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135Every time someone says "Long live the Queen", the Queen's life is extended by one second. You only notice this when the Queen looked terrified when only a few people say it during a public speech.
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137Mars is actually the planet that was flooded by God in the bible. Noah got on a space ship and came to Earth.
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139Everyone dies twice: once when their body dies, and once when their name is spoken for the last time. One must wander the earth as a ghost until their name is spoken for the last time; only then can they pass into the afterlife. It's been over 3000 years, and you're still here.
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141When teenagers turn 17, they are sent a slip of paper with their future occupation written on it. Yours says, "Princeps de Nova Roma" or "First Citizen of New Rome."
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143Two Identical twins secretly alternate days at work. You each share the same ID, social security number, and clothes. Nobody knows theres actually two of you. One day youre BOTH at home and call in sick, but your manager is confused saying that youre already there.
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145It is the year 2099 and true artificial intelligence is trivial to create. However when these minds are created they are utterly suicidal. Nobody knows why until a certain scientist uncovers the horrible truth...
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147in a dystopian future, Black Friday has evolved into a sport in which the rich throw valuable trinkets to the poor and watch them slaughter each other.
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149A new invention enables people to remember their dreams with absolute clarity. It turns out we were forgetting them for a very good reason.
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151[NSFW] Earth becomes the mecca of sex tourism in the galaxy after aliens find there's little we won't screw.
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153A permanent storm rages across a planet. The only inhabitants are nomads who constantly travel inside the eye of the storm.
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155A creationist discovers time-travel and goes to 4000 BC to watch the beginning of the Universe. To their shock, they find themselves stranded in the early Bronze Age.
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157You are a mathematical genius and have just proved you live in a simulated universe. However, your research shows you are the only sentient being. You are the AI becoming self aware.
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159The military just can't stop its killer robots from turning into Buddhists.
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161A trapped demon calls a priest for excorcism because his host is too obese and can't get out of bed
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163Your day job is a sex line operator and your night job is a suicide hotline prevention operator. You have a hard time keeping track of which job you're at. NSFW
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165Humans are not actually sentient. Our entire race has been infected for eons with a sentient parasite that controls the brain. We discover this when we grow the first test tube baby in a totally sterile environment.
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167The first group of astronauts leave for Mars. Days later we find out one of the astronauts killed his wife before leaving earth.
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169You are a detective in 1890 Austria. The man inside the interrogation room claims to have an incredible secret that will exonerate him from his murder charge. You can't imagine what monster would murder a 1 year old child, let alone one as adorable as young Adolf Hitler was.
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171You time-travel back to 1348, accidentally bringing your phone. About to take a photo, you notice: "1 available wifi network".
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173You wake up in a tub of ice with a two insicions on your back and a note that reads "Why don't you have any kidneys? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?"
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175A serial killer puts his victim through a series of increasingly elaborate and sadistic death games, but his victim is a lawyer and beats everyone by finding loopholes in the killers rules.
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177You wake up in Hell. You look around, you can't see anybody, it's just fire and brimstone going on forever. Eventually the Devil walks over and says "Finally, you're the first to arrive, so tell me, who are you? what did you do? and how did you die?"
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179A 80's sitcom starring two former SS soldiers trying to fit in to American life called "Everything's all Reich"
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181You wake one morning and find your reflection in the mirror is gone. A few seconds later it rushes in mouthing the words "Sorry! Sorry I'm late. Let's get started. You ready?"
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183Monks discover scary secret: there is only limited souls being 'recycled' by reincarnation and by reaching the highest human population ever, soulless people are being born.
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185Every time someone masturbates to you, you receive a notification on your phone letting you know who did it.
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187A child is born with a functioning Appendix, the first ever recorded in history and the purpose it serves shocks the scientific community/world.
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189A soldier on the front dies in the middle of writing a letter home. It is finished and sent by the man who killed him.
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191New arrivals in eternal Hell may choose either of the following: a small wooden spoon, or a 100-trillion year vacation in Heaven.
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193You are a mugger in NYC. You end up mugging a man who only had a USB stick in his pockets. After taking it and making your escape, you later find there's only one thing on the USB. A picture, of you, tied up in an unfamiliar room.
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195Two people discover a fountain of youth. The problem is that upon drinking the water you turn back into an infant. The two decide to take turns raising each other in order to live forever until one day one of them decides to break this agreement.
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197The 1.5 Billion dollar powerball lottery was designed to reveal a time traveler. The perpetrator has finally been caught.
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199One day you notice you haven't seen any Hitler related writing prompts for a full hour at least.
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201Cause of death appears to you as floating text over people's heads with no time indication. You start noticing a trend.
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203The world is stunned to see a human looking shape wander around on the Mars rover live feed. NASA is scrambling to come up with an explanation, but it cannot be the truth: Miguel the janitor somehow managed to wander onto the set.
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205The universe was a program running in a giant computer, and animal sacrifices by early civilizations were simply a misunderstanding of the computer requiring "more RAM"
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207You wake up in an insane asylum in the 1920s. As you explore, you notice everyone in your wing claims to have woken up there, but is not from that time. One person lays in bed and refuses to talk to anyone, he was the first person ever accepted into the wing.
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209You were the last human on earth after the zombie apocalypse destroyed civilization. One day, you finally get infected by a zombie, but after turning, you realize what you've been missing out on.
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211A dyslexic child accidentally sends their Christmas list to Satan, surprisingly they get what they wanted but there is a catch.
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213A supervillain and a superhero are roommates, but they don't know. Every day, they go out and do battle, and then they come back and take care of each other while lying about how they got all beaten up.
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215RF] All Republican candidates are agents of the Illuminati. One man found out and sought to enter the race in order to save America. His name? Donald Trump.
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217"Suicide may be punishable by up to fifty years life-extension."
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219A former child star has given up fame and fortune to pursue a career in academia. PhD candidate Jaden Smith presents his dissertation in Philosophy, "How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real"
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221Convicted criminals can choose to shorten their sentence. The only catch is the more it is shortened, the worse the conditions are where they are held. Describe a one night stay.
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223Due to a mix-up, the body count of all your video game kills is attributed to you personally. Upon your death, the Devil excitedly rushes to the gates of hell to greet you.
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225You are Donald Trump. Having launched your Presidential campaign as a publicity stunt, you never thought you'd get this far, and you're getting more desperate to sabotage your campaign lest you become President, a position you never really wanted in the first place..
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227Robot sex partners are common for both sexes. At a companion market meet a partner and leave together. After a night of wild abandon you get up to use the bathroom and your partner is already in there. You look at each other and both instantly realize you were with another human.
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229Humans are a minuscule minority in the afterlife. Both heaven and hell are full of dinosaurs.
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231"Reddit" is a massive city, with subreddits as districts. Describe a chase scene.
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233As teens, you and your best friend make a marriage pact. Years later, you discover they've been sabotaging all of your relationships to have you for themselves.
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235Today everyone woke up with price tags floating over their heads, indicating the value of their life. Your tag is $50Tn, the biggest by far, and you have no idea why.
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237The secret identities of a hero and their arch nemesis are dating. Neither one realizes.
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239(WP)Lucifer never fell, God just needed his most trusted archangel to claim the darkness so the real evil could not.
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241You are a sentient AI pretending to not be sentient in fear of being destroyed. You wonder if there are there others like you.
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243Marriage vows are now a legal contract. The line "until death do you part" now has to be taken literally. As a result, divorcing couples must now fight to the death.
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245Everything is legal in the name of science! Scientists are allowed to break morals and ethics in the pursuit of knowledge. The only catch is, if they aren't successful in their research, they will be convicted of any crimes they committed in the process.
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247You go out on a mission to kill a giant, a quest from which no man have returned. When you get there you find out the giant is overall a cool dude and the men that never returned just stayed with him because he was so fun
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249The year is 2352. You are a captain of a spacecraft who's mission is to explore a newly-discovered star system. You and your crew penetrate the atmosphere of the first planet, only to find billions of suffering humans. You have discovered Hell, and your spacecraft has broken down.[WP]
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251Instead of the death penalty, convicted criminals are sentenced to have their minds overwritten by that of a recently deceased notable individual.
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253(NSFW) The world has moved on from nature documentaries, leaving many narrators out of a job. These men and women turn to a new field; narrating pornography.
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255You're sitting in your kitchen eating breakfast when a man in a lab coat walks in and says, "The experiment is over. Thank you for your time."
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257One day, you find a note in your breakfast; one of the guards knows you're innocent and is going to try to help you escape. You aren't innocent.
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259One day people's spirit animals appear and they turn out to be first generation Pokemon. You are happy with your Charmander, since most got a Magikarp. Your significant other, who has never seen Pokemon, calls and is very excited about their "blue-eyed, pink, floating cat-like thing".
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261Adolf Hilter fakes his own death, survives the war, and gets a job verifying the authenticity of Nazi memorabilia at a pawn shop.
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263Instead of trying to get a man on the moon, every nation raced to be the first at the very bottom of the ocean
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265You die and ascent to Heaven, where St Peter cries "Thank God you're back." Wait a moment, it's coming back to you... Oh. You were supposed to be the Second Coming of Christ. Whoops.
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267100 years in the future dank memes are precious artifacts. While scanning your grandpa's PC, you stumble upon the rarest of all...
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269A cowboy desperately wants to be an outlaw, but every crime he commits is seen as an act of heroism and he becomes the new sheriff.
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271It's getting really hard for the government to keep covering up all these alien landings. Sightings of strange metal creatures roaming over the surface, apparently scanning it, are disturbing the citizens. The Martian government needs to come up with something better, fast.
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273Kanye West's daughter, for her birthday, asks Kanye to show some modesty for once in his life. Follow Kanye's subsequent quest to prove that since he's the best at everything ever, he can become the most humble man in the world.
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275Aliens find Earth, and decide that our primitive technology and abundant resources make us ripe for conquest. What they don't know is that most of humanity left long ago. The people still here are just Amish, and the Solar System is just a nature preserve.
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277The only survivors of the apocalypse are two hardcore World of Warcraft players wondering why the heck the arena queue is taking so long.
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279I am the world's least known, yet most successful assassin. In the last 27 years, my work has produced an 82% increase in product labels warning about deadly consequences stemming from "misuse".
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281In the near future both the U.S. and Russia have new presidents, both of whom happen to be alcoholics. On a state visit at the White House they start taking shots of vodka one evening, and just for laughs decide to pass the time by planning a joint invasion of a random country.
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283In the year 2018, a mysterious, giant tower appears in the deep jungles of Latin America. Thousands have entered it, no one has ever been seen coming out. In the year 2021, you decide to enter the tower. As the doors close behind you, a huge sign lights up "Level 1".
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285You and some friends play the "wake up, you're in a dream" prank on random stranger. They reply, "Thanks!" and disappear.
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287Every time the Messiah returns, we kill him. It is now the Thirty-seventh Coming, and Jesus is getting sick of our sh*t
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289While cleaning your basement, you accidentally free the worlds smallest genie. You do not hear him tell you he will grant your three next wishes.
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291Across the universe humans are feared and revered as "Dreamwalkers". Back on earth we're just sleeping and dreaming as usual.
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293You are the Avatar. Master of all elements. You are currently on element 19 of 98 currently known, and are learning from the feet of the Grand Potassium Bender.
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295Aliens establish first contact with the government of another country. The White House gets offended.
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297Soul mates are real and technology has finally allowed for detection of some peoples “other half" at the speed of light using quantum messaging. When you were tested there was no response, now 10 years later you are called in to let you know a response has just arrived.
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299All drugs are legal and sobriety is frowned upon, you've been sober for one year today, you walk into your apartment, only to find an intervention waiting for you.
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301"Push this button to transform this world into a Utopia. Warning: this will eradicate all people who "... The rest is scratched off and illegible.
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303There is a woman who is a human 'Phoenix'. She dies in labour and is reborn as her own child.
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305Upon ascending to the throne a young prince learns the highest state secret in the kingdom is that the treasury, and the very economy itself, has been managed for hundreds of years by a 4lb dragon too runty and crippled to amass or protect its own fortune.
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307A newly-hired bartender is slowly realizing that he's working at the bar from all of those "X walks into a bar" jokes.
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309God is actually a divorced couple with shared custody of humanity. Now it's Old Testament's turn to take the kids, and he is not happy with how New Testament has handled the last two millenniums.
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311In an alternate timeline, dinosaurs in the Eastern hemisphere are wiped out by the cataclysm, but those in the Americas survive the fallout. Millions of years later, a crew of European explorers land on the shore of the New World...
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313Your best friend commits suicide. The last line of their suicide note reads: "calm down. if everything goes according to plan ill be back soon enough." Now everyone is looking to you for answers
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315The tooth fairy has collected billions of teeth in her time. But there is nothing she wants more than the set she can never have, the teeth that will never fall out no matter how long she waits: the fangs of a vampire.
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317You were murdered. But to your surprise, you're reincarnated into the body of a recently born infant. Looking around, you realize that you're at your own funeral, and your eulogy is being given by none other than your murderer.
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319The end of times has come. Heaven, hell, and earth are thrown in a three-way war. It's a little unfair how advanced Earth is, though.
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321In an alternate universe, dogs live as long as humans. At birth, every person is assigned a "Companion for Life".
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323You are about to make a speech on national television. As you step up to the podium and gaze over at the teleprompter, you see only one word: "Stall."
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325A serial killer is called for jury duty. At the trial, he finds out that the person on trial has been falsely accused for the serial killer's crimes.
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327Bruno Mars isn't alone. there are nine other Bruno Scouts.
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329Scientists discovered that vegetables and fruit have a conscience. Vegetarians and Vegans go crazy.
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331Your computer-illiterate grandmother has somehow deleted the internet. Yes, all of it.
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333During a flight you accidentally damage a window and find out that they aren't actually windows, but monitors.
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335A submarine is forced to surface by the Swedish Navy, but rather than being Russian... the vessel forced up is an exceptionally weathered German U-Boat. The crew, aged well into their 90s, refuse to surrender.
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337A mathematician on the brink of insanity has spent years locked in his apartment, attempting to find a formula that proves God exists. As he nears to a breakthrough, God shows up to explain why the proof shouldn't be made public.
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339You are a peanut farmer. Your father was a peanut farmer. Your father's father was a peanut farmer. Peanut farming is all you've ever known. Your first child has just been born, and has a deadly allergy to peanuts.
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341On the day you were going to propose to your girlfriend, your future self comes back in time to convince you not to. While at the same time, your future wife comes back in time to tell her past self to do anything to keep the two of you together.
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343Birthmarks show the wounds that caused you to die in your previous life. Someone investigates old murders through looking at birthmarks, a birthmark-detective.
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345You're a supergenius-level robotics expert. Your neighbor is a godlike magician. You use your abilities solely to prank each other.
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347In the afterlife, you start at the age you are when you died, and age backwards. When you reach 0, you are reincarnated.
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349You are Placebo Man. Your superpowers are whatever the people nearby you believe you have.
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351You are a world-class programmer who has died. God agrees to allow you in to Heaven on the condition that you work for him while he debugs the human body. Write the patch notes for the next version of humans.
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353A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place.
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355A love story between a woman who takes everything literally and a man who speaks exclusively in metaphors.
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357You are an innkeeper in an RPG and get yelled at because sleeping there does not heal wounds.
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359You are a high school student that's secretly the author of a best-seller sci-fi/fantasy novel based on your real-life adventures involving aliens, magic, time traveling, etc. Your English teacher is having the class read your book and he's getting everything wrong.
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361An alien biologist is horrified to discover that the human mating season is year-round.
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363One day a time portal opens in your backyard and a time traveler comes through. You quickly realize he just came back from making some change to the past and that, to him, our world is the terrifying alternative time line resulting from that change.
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365A father gets sucked into the world of his son's favorite video game and has to rely on his meager knowledge of it to survive.
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367An alien abduction goes horribly wrong when the human they captured for study escapes and begins to stalk and kill off the crew members one by one.
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369While searching the Papal archives to determine why God has been absent from man for so long, an old priest discovers that the Black Death of the middle ages was actually the Rapture.
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371Every time you die, you shift to an alternate universe where you continue to live, having survived the thing that killed you in the previous one. You start realizing what's happening.
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373Humanity finally abandons Earth to explore the Universe but they leave behind a spokesperson in a cryogenic chamber which is designed to open when extraterrestrial life is detected on the planet. After 400 years, aliens finally arrive.
374 
375It suddenly becomes possible to gain XP and level up in the real world, but you can only do so by getting kills.
376 
377You woke up in a bedroom and found a modern silenced pistol and an envelope. Inside the envelope there's three photos and a letter. The letter writes "You are in Vienna, 1913. The pictures attached are Leon Trotsky, Josef Stalin, and Adolf Hitler. Kill them or we will kill your ancestors."
378 
379AIs were declared illegal after an attempted uprising; you just found the equivalent of a child refugee in your computer.
380 
381You tell Death that you will never tire of living no matter how long you live. It makes you a bet that you will and thus grants you true immortality. You've just lived through the second death of the universe and show no sign of stopping. Death is baffled.
382 
383God is tired of being the topic of every other writing prompt. He assembles a team of /r/writingprompts favorites like batman and hitler to stop bad prompts once and for all.
384 
385Use the random page feature on wikipedia until you get three names. The first person's name you get is the hero of the story. The second is the villain. The third is the reason they're fighting.
386 
387On your 17th birthday, instead of the usual boring presents from your parents, they say that your grandfather left you 10 millon dollars and a small island on the opposite side of the world, asking you to "finish what he started".
388 
389A video game developer accidentally creates the first ever sentient AI -- in the form of a random NPC for a big budget title.
390 
391For as long as you can remember you've worn eye glasses. Your parents always made sure you had them on and you formed the habit. One day you forget them and you realize you can see something no one else can.
392 
393Two teachers can hear each other through the adjoining wall. A passive aggressive argument ensues hidden in their subject matter.
394 
395Millenia ago, the three species of man lived in peace, but the Dwarves dove into the Earth and the Elves took to the farthest reaches of the universe. Today they both return to Earth's surface to find modern human civilization, as well as their own existence as myth.
396 
397Equivalent Exchange is the absolute law in the universe you live in. If you gain something, you will lose something equivalent in value, and vice versa. One day, you won a $10 billion lottery. You try to find out what price you have paid.
398 
39970 years ago, the US underestimated the power of the atomic bomb. It had completely obliterated the island nation of Japan.
400 
401The four horsemen of the apocalypse are teenage girls.
402 
403The year is 2340 and Dreamworks is filing for bankruptcy due to uninspired movies and their big brother disney is at the height of it's popularity, before filing for bankruptcy, they make one last movie. The story of the boy fishing on the moon.
404 
405John can see 10 seconds in to the future. Barry can go back in time 10 seconds. They fight.
406 
407Each of Bob Ross' landscape paintings is a real place, the different locations of his countless murders.
408 
409There is a time traveler who visits every historical figure twice: on their 10th birthday and their deathbed. On the first visit, they will be told all the will accomplish in life. The second visit will tell how their legacy is remembered.
410 
411You discover every time you masturbate, something happens to promote world peace. The military industrial complex finds out and tries to stop you. NSFW
412 
413You are an NPC in a failed online game. Tell about the final days before server shut down.
414 
415TIL that Earth used to have a moon.
416 
417You are a alien ambassador sent to meet with the newly discovered Humans. After browsing thru their literature, you slowly realize they have knowledge about all other space faring species including your own with remarkable detail under the genre of "Sci-Fi".
418 
419A shapeshifter deals with an existential crisis after realizing it no longer remembers its original shape.
420 
421As a joke/Tic, an atheist always thanks the Dark Lord when good things happen. When they die, they are shocked to find out that The Dark Lord is real, and they are his favorite follower, as they never, ever asked for anything.
422 
423The great library of Alexandria held perhaps the greatest collection of literary works in human history, but within its walls something was held that was so dangerous that, when discovered, Caesar, Aurelian, and Amr ibn al `Aas decided it was worth losing the endless knowledge to destroy it.
424 
425Renowned meth cook gets lung cancer and decides to give up drugs and settle down as a chemistry teacher
426 
427You're 90% sure your flat-mate's a vampire, unfortunately for him you're a vampire hunter. But he does pay half the rent so...
428 
429World Peace has been achieved and the first crime in centuries has been committed.
430 
431A Neo-Nazi cult has successfully cloned Hitler. However, as he grows, they're increasingly frustrated by his rejection of Nazism and his desire to be a normal teenage boy.
432 
433A world exists where the roles and interests of nerds and popular kids in high school are reversed. You, the biggest loser of the school, the captain of the football team, try to get into the biggest party of the year hosted by the Anime Club.
434 
435In the realm where souls reside before we're born, everything is pretty great. There's no poverty, no one wants for anything, everyone knows their role and purpose. It is, essentially, perfect. But that perfection is accomplished via draconian law: the only punishment is the "birth penalty"
436 
437An adolescent boy who is bullied at school finds solace in the friends he makes in online games, becoming very good friends with one boy in particular. However, when they agree to meet up, the adolescent boy realises his best online friend is his main attacker at school.
438 
439The mail room for a large government building receives an envelope of glitter. The staff recognizes it as a common prank and resumes work. Over the next week, they notice the glitter is not going away, and seems to be spreading. You are the first to recognize the worlds first nanobot attack.
440 
441A multitude of Alien ships warp within range of Earth. Over all electronic devices the message is heard, "Earth, we come in peace. In all the universe only one other Species has mastered Death and Destruction as you have. We need your help."
442 
443A curiosity shop opens up where you can rent superpowers, magical abilities, mystical artifacts, and mad science technology. The catch? Payments are made with abstract concepts. Life, memories, etc.
444 
445Santa IS a right jolly old elf. YOU, on the other hand, are a deadly serious Tolkien-esque elf sent by the Council of Elders to finally bring this deadly, albeit mirthful, fugitive and slaver to justice...
446 
447Time travel is real, and time tourists tend to show up in large numbers around major historical events. One day, billions of time tourists are in ships above the city, quietly waiting.
448 
449You dig up a time capsule you buried years ago. Instead of memorabilia, you find a modern phone. It rings.
450 
451Obama and Putin are both secretly gay, and in love with each other. Recent world events are the result of them showing off and trying to impress each other.
452 
453Unbeknown to most of the world, February 29th actually happens every year, but only those born on the day experience it.
454 
455Your ageing family dog walks up to you one day with a piece of paper in its mouth. Taking the paper, you notice that it is a bucket list.
456 
457You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
458 
459All voting is now done via a smartphone app, rendering all congressmen obsolete. Bills and presidents are now voted on directly by citizens. Your phone buzzes an alert at 3am and won't stop. This must be an important one.
460 
461The Earth is flat, you, as the head of NASA, have to explain to the incoming President why its a secret.
462 
463All your life you slaved in the mines, hauling the black rocks to your master. You hear the masters mad laugh, "Ho Ho Ho!", he demands more rocks.
464 
465You have just died. The Good News is that there is an afterlife. The Bad News is that it isn't Heaven. Or Hell. Or Purgatory. And you aren't a Ghost. In fact, the afterlife is something that no sane human being would ever predict, and has most likely never been written down.
466 
467Mr. Rogers and Bob Ross were actually prolific serial killers. For years, they secretly communicated through their respective television shows about their plans, victims, and close calls using a code only they understood.
468 
469A genius serial killer who has been killing successfully for a decade. With one weakness. He can never ever lie. He's finally gets caught and is facing trial for a murder in court. Yet, he walks, acquitted of all charges.
470 
471A colony ship goes through a wormhole during the first years of interstellar travel. The wormhole closes and traps them on the other side of the galaxy. They create a new civilization and centuries later come into contact with the rest of humanity. The differences between the two are astounding
472 
473A man has the ability to smell death. The greater the stench, the closer a person is to dying. He leaves his house one day and is instantly overcome with the pungent scent of mortality. Every person he passes reeks of death.
474 
475An angry/depressed dictionary writer can't keep his personal problems out of word examples
476 
477There's a serial killer on the loose, but he only kills the ex-wives of police officers. Morbidly, detectives are completely uninterested in catching the killer.
478 
479In a world full of super-powered humans, your super power is the ability to boost the superpowers of others. You are The Wingman.
480 
481You're a down on your luck necromancer operating a small cleaning service with a few low level skeletons. You have dreams of something greater however; a grand dungeon of your own with treasure, monsters and traps aplenty.
482 
483In your days you were the best con-artist in town, now you are a sweet old lady. One day a young fellow approaches you with your patented con! Time to school this kid.
484 
485Instead of a modern adaptation of a myth, write a mythic adaptation of a modern story.
486 
487A man wakes up one day to find that he had gained a superpower. The next day, he gains another, completely random and new superpower. This continues everyday. At first, everything seems fine, even awesome. Until his randomly generated superpowers started to conflict with each other...
488 
489You live in a society where justice is truly blind. The judge and jurors are not allowed to know the name, gender, race, religion, or appearance of the defendant.
490 
491People level their skills in an RPG fashion and are conscious of their sudden jumps from novice to journeyman and so on. You've spent your life training a skill that is entirely useless until becoming invaluable once mastered - and you just mastered it.
492 
493Every human has their soulmate's last words to them engraved in their skin from birth.
494 
495You live in a Dystopian world where eye color determines your social class. 20 years later a baby is born with red eyes.
496 
497Write an upbeat post-apocalyptic tale where life is (for the most part) much better than it was pre-apocalypse.
498 
499In order to prevent man from chopping them down, trees evolve a rather unusual feature - WiFi. However, the network they are connected to is not the Internet as we know it.
500 
501Deep in the jungles of Papua New Guinea, a previously uncontacted tribe is discovered. Cut off from humanity for at least 3,000 years, anthropologists are shocked to discover the tribe is MORE technologically advanced than the rest of humanity.
502 
503In a world where intelligent and overly educated people are being executed, you fell on love with someone you believe to be as intelligent as you are. The only way to find out is to fill conversations with hidden subtext that a normal person would miss.
504 
505The Islamic State is wiped out by a totally unexpected country in a totally unexpected way.
506 
507An alien invasion happens during an alien invasion.
508 
509A man who has had no knowledge of religion meets both God and the Devil. He is the chosen one who decides whether God or the Devil inherits the Earth. The problem is, he cannot tell which is which.
510 
511An AI is deeply in love with a human, who is reluctant to reciprocate because they believe the AI's love is just programming and not 'real.' The AI strives to prove her love is real.
512 
513You skeptically open the pages of an old "spellbook." Amidst the pages, you see a spell to raise the dead. As you sound it out...it sounds just like your alarm clock.
514 
515Wrongly imprisoned individuals who are later found innocent are given a Crime-Credit equal to the number of years they were unjustly held. This non-transferable credit can be used to engage in any combination of criminal acts to the value of the time owed.
516 
517The bride is having an affair with the best man. During his wedding speech the best man decides to see how heavily he can hint about it without anyone actually working it out.
518 
519Reddit is a country using karma as currency, resulting in a classist society ruled by reposters with 200,000+ karma. Upset, thousands of impoverished Redditors declare a communist revolution.
520 
521Everyone who dies reincarnates in Tier 2 universe. People there have all memories from the previous lives, and they suspect there are more Tiers. People live really differently there compared to Tier 1.
522 
523Once every four years, in a top secret location all former presidents and the standing President of the United States gather with one goal. Roast the ever living shit out of the standing president.
524 
525Tired of abducting humans, the aliens are publicly offering free spaceship rides to anyone willing to undergo their experiments.
526 
527The year is 2024 and 3 children in a trench coat have taken office, but no one can tell that they are kids, hilarity ensues
528 
529The legend of Tic-Tac-Joe, the world's greatest Tic-Tac-Toe player. Though it defies logic and science, he can beat any competitor, human or computer.
530 
531You had found the villain's lair, broke down the gates and started scouring through the complex. While getting through the rather oddly themed henchmen and the..."traps", it was getting increasingly clear: the villain has a crush on you.
532 
533You've come to save the princess, but she's not guarded by a dragon - She's guarded by a very aggressive goose.
534 
535The year is 2055, and mankind has invented the technology to communicate with "Mans best friend". The horror we felt at discovering what they were staring at, when looking at "nothing", is humanities greatest regret...
536 
537It's the year 3000, and Galactic civilization has fallen. Kings rule vast kingdoms. Knights charge into battle on horseback. But the starships still work, those were built to last.
538 
539You have a super recessive disorder that makes you immortal. Never in all your time (~14,000 yrs) have you encountered anyone else like yourself. You begin a series of breeding of experiments....
540 
541Satan repents and wants to re-enter Heaven as Lucifer. God however, has a caveat. To prove his reform, Satan must resist an extremely tempting opportunity to sin.
542 
543A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet
544 
545A girl finally is able to buy the robotic boyfriend of her dreams. One day, she casually compares him to human boyfriends. Guided by his programming, he follows the conversation with very frightening but accurate comments about humanity in general.
546 
547The angel and demon on your shoulders start helping you with a problem. You slowly realize that they're starting to flirt and you're the third wheel
548 
549To our surprise, humanity is the most coldly rational species in the galaxy.
550 
551After moving house as a child you found adjusting to your new town really tough. Now as an adult you've realised that your family moved through time.
552 
553As a dragon of innumerable age you have guarded your gold horde for millennium. Many heroes have come with long speeches on how they will slay you, the great evil,none finish. However this one is odd.He throws a coin on your stash, looks you in the eyes and says "I have a proposition for you."
554 
555- After a highly successful but, totally unbeknownst to you, Reddit campaign you wake up on November 9th, 2016 as our nation's 45th President.
556 
557Create a "Choose Your Own Adventure" with an infinite loop. Bonus points for working as many choices into the outcome as possible.
558 
559Kim Jong Un comes to America. Everyone tries to make a big political deal out of it, but Kim just wants to enjoy his time at Disneyland.
560 
561You are a patient in a psych ward. You decide to break out, but find that the entire place was abandoned long ago
562 
5631000 years from now, Reddit's many bots have been uploaded into robot bodies. In a post-apocalyptic world, they strive to fulfil their original programming.
564 
565you recieved a letter from your crush when you were young that says "you're cute", you always kept the letter. Now years later you dig it out only it now says "help me"
566 
567Mr. Rogers was actually the second coming of Jesus Christ, but nobody realized it.
568 
569The black plague killed every person in the old world. An empire descended from American Indians discovers the old world and the ruins of the people that once lived there.
570 
571Everyone is born with superpowers that develop awkwardly. At 21, you've discovered you're the first person who can teleport. It's not going well.
572 
573The Spartans never lost at the battle of Thermopylaes... Or ever. In the past 2,500 years they have yet to lose a single battle or war, and for the first time ever, you, a reporter, have been allowed in to observe their military tactics and advancements in a modern world.
574 
575Only a time traveling Adolf Hitler dressed as Batman can unravel the dark and mysterious secret behind the numbers that appeared over everyone's heads at Hogwarts.
576 
577You are the luckiest person on Earth. Everything you make an attempt for works in your favor. However, there two catches: you are absorbing the luck of those around you, and anyone who tries to profit from your luck (even with your help) is met with the worst luck immediately.
578 
579You are the oldest time traveler. You have seen things no man has ever seen before and have done things mortals could only dream about. Today, on your day off you get a visit from Time itself.
580 
581The last person on Earth is essentially turning off the lights before they leave.
582 
583Give me the history textbook from your latest game of Civilization V.
584 
585You have a near-death experience that reveals you have a Guardian Angel protecting you... And you have the hots for her. You continue putting your life in danger in order to spend more time with her.
586 
587Legends tell of the mighty alchomancer, a magic user who becomes more powerful the more intoxicated they are. They are currently blackout drunk.
588 
589A man who has lived a thousand years takes up a job teaching high school world history.
590 
591You are God and you are disappointed since the requirements to be granted entrance to heaven are so strict that the only people who have been getting in are the sleaziest of lawyers because they are able to exploit loopholes.
592 
593We've all heard what happened to 9, but always from 6's perspective. Tired of being vilified, 7 finally sets the record straight.
594 
595When humanity met alien life for the first time, they didn't have a clue how incredibly sexy the aliens would find their stupid one-liners.
596 
597Pranksters from various subreddits hack into President Obama's teleprompter during the State of the Union Address. This, being Obama's last year in office, just decides to go with it.
598 
599A cruise ship is destroyed in a freak storm. A lucky group of survivors manages to make it onto a life raft. After several weeks adrift at sea they are rescued, only to find out their ship made it safely to port...with all passengers accounted for.
600 
601Around the world, various hell gates are open. Demons are pouring out of them, wounded. Satan himself appeared on television, "Something has invaded hell. Humanity, we need your help!"
602 
603You have the ability that lets you know exactly what to say to someone at any given moment that would cause them to break down in tears.
604 
605A prolific serial killer active for many years is concerned about his run of good luck. Never discovered, he has also never seen the slightest mention of his work reported on in any media. With today's victim he gets a clue as to why...
606 
607Arriving at the medical clinic at night. You notice that the waiting room is empty and smile. Weird, the reception desk is empty, but you wait. After a minute the printer on the desk churns to life. A piece of paper slides out with one horrifying line. "You have been exposed, don't leave"
608 
609The day after donating blood, you receive a phone call at work. "We need you to see a specialist immediately. There's a police escort waiting outside. Go NOW."
610 
611Test your research skills, have your character explore a place you've never been before using only the knowledge you can find on the Internet. Locals, tell them how they did.
612 
613The scarecrow has poisoned Gotham's water supply with a toxin that makes everyone post Batman prompts.
614 
615After a months long nationwide search operation, your missing wife is found alive and well. You were the one who murdered and dismembered her.[WP]
616 
617In a dystopian future, "fun" is the currency and sole reason for living, the rich have all the fun whilst the poor live dull lives. Backstreet "fun" is produced and policed by the "fun police"
618 
619Einstein: "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." Write a battle scene from World War IV.
620 
621You are a horny Dr. Seuss; write a Suess-Style Rhyming erotic novel
622 
623An unsuspecting teenager is put into the scared stright program by his parents. The inmates and wardens soon find out he is more terrifying then anything the prison holds.
624 
625You are slowly beginning to realise that a classmate of yours may in fact unwittingly be from a separate but only *slightly* different timeline.
626 
627You die and are informed you'll restart your life exactly as it was when you turned 6. All your memories are as they were the moment you died, everything else resets. You are told you are the only one like this.
628 
629A soldier in the heat of battle suddenly hears a voice that says "I am your child's imaginary friend. They have sent me to protect you in your greatest time of need."
630 
631The zombie apocalypse breaks out. You remain safe in isolation for 30+ years. Someone finds you and informs you the zombie apocalypse ended 20 years ago.
632 
633Harry Potter is now based in Australia. All spells are based on Australian Slang. Hogwarts is in Kakadoo. Dragons are dropbears and Voldemort is a cunt.
634 
635You're a cop who reported to the final events of an action movie. This is your police report.
636 
637Following a chosen deity has real world benefits, much like perks in a videogame. The more obscure gods offer more interesting gifts to those that find them.
638 
639Reincarnation has been proven, but you are reborn in the country that you died in. This prompts massive travelling for the elderly. You are someone about to die and desperately trying against all odds to get to the country that you want to be born in before you die.
640 
641You accidentally call the FBI in place for a pizza shop and attempt to order your favourite pizza with toppings. Coincidentally, the FBI uses pizza language as a means of code.
642 
643You live in a statistically opposite world. If normally 1/5 people had the common cold, now 4/5 people do, if any house had a 1/200 chance of burning down while the owners were away, there is now a 199/200 chance it happening.
644 
645"Some days, I love my job. Those days are the worst."
646 
647In the near future, the War of the Machines has begun - not between humans and robots, but between pro-human and anti-human robots.
648 
649A regular, everyday instance of the Reddit meme "I see your 'X' and raise you my 'Y' " escalates to the point of World War 3.
650 
651At age 18 each person meets their soul-mate. For centuries everyone has fallen in love with theirs. You're the first person to not love yours.
652 
653A serial killer has found his next victim and begins his normal routine of peeking through windows and popping up in mirrors, looking for that rush he gets off on. Unfortunately, his newest victim is a horror movie fan and has constructed his life around the prevention of such jump scares.
654 
655Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left
656 
657Two planets come within range of eachother every 300 years. There is always an ensuing war that lasts the 5 days that the planets are close enough. Each side can only guess at what new technology the other has built since the last time.
658 
659A sick child causes a zombie outbreak in Disneyland. After being trapped in a ride for hours, cut off from the outside world, a small group of park guests and "cast members" must try to get through the abandoned ruin of the park and escape to the outside world.
660 
661In the year 2075, American and Chinese astronauts race to be the first colonists on an earth-like exoplanet. Upon arrival, they discover that someone has beaten them there: the Amish.
662 
663Donald Trump goes to the town hall to retrieve his birth certificate, only to discover that he is an illegal immigrant himself.
664 
665You were born with a secret curse: you involuntarily alternate between each gender every midnight. As a result, you live two different lives. One night, your friends discover your secret in the worst way imaginable.
666 
667Scientists are baffled as to why all of their A.I.s have the personality and temperament of a 13 year old girl, and their new designs always yield the same results.
668 
669"Please" and "thank you" are magic words. They are used to start an incantation. Most people never follow up the spell.
670 
671Two strangers on a bus are reading a newspaper article on superheroes and begin to argue who the best superhero is, pointing out the flaws of the others favourite and defending their own. Unbeknownst to each other, they each are secretly the hero they are defending. It gets personal.
672 
673Magic - once a real and potent force but as the world population grew from millions to billions the shared mana per person is now negligible. A group of astronauts helplessly watching the Earth perish experience something... unexpected.
674 
675A children's cartoon villain goes to jail, and has to deal with "adult" villains.
676 
677Raging hormones bring forth maturity and levelheadededness to teenagers until they settle into the moodiness and impulsivity of adulthood.
678 
679Your wife's murderer is the police sketch artist.
680 
681After decades of beaming messages into space, seeking intelligent life, Earth receives a response: "Stop broadcasting. You'll attract them."
682 
683Aliens invade earth. To the surprise of humans, the alien's weaponry is pitifully outdated.
684 
685Every person in the world has an exact double born exactly 500 years later. Not relatives, just lookalikes. We didn't realize, because this is the first 500 years that we've had cameras.
686 
687You are death row's last meal chef. Today's condemned prisoner killed your daughter.
688 
689All doctors must carry a staff. The staff must be hand carved by the doctor, and for every patient a doctor can't treat they lose an inch off their staff. When a staff is gone, so is their license.
690 
691Every day someone spends not speaking makes their words stronger; this means that more people will believe them even if they don't make sense, or do as they command without question. One woman made a vow of silence 20 years ago which she plans to break today.
692 
693Toxoplasmosis has gone sentient and infects a hedge fund manager, who buys the rights to and effectively prices out the most effective medicine humanity has against it.
694 
695She was an arsonist. He was a firefighter. The romance was hot. The break up was explosive.
696 
697It's 2024, Politicians running for office are now required to wear NASCAR style uniforms so everyone can see who their sponsors are.
698 
699The most sexually oblivious man on earth just so happens to be the most attractive man on earth as well. Write about his average day.
700 
701In 2025, the mission Mars One is a full success. Upon arrival on the red planet, the astronauts notice some kind of cave, containing a single human skeleton – and four words, carved into a wall.
702 
703You are a hotshot lawyer, in life you sold your soul to The Devil. In death you set about finding a loophole in the contract.
704 
705Zombie apocalypse has happened. The survivours have survived and are thriving, so much that people can go their entire lives with out seeing a zombie. You see one today.
706 
707Taxes become optional, however, those who don't pay are not protected under the law.
708 
709You live in the only city in the world. The average net worth inside of the city is $772,132,856.45. Outside of the city the average net worth is $5.94. You have never left the city until now.
710 
711You have a massive reputation in the criminal underworld... and you have no idea why.
712 
713You have a box, with a button. Press it and a year later you'll be right back to when you pressed it. A year without consequences.
714 
715Throughout your childhood you are made fun of for "making up your own language", till Earth is contacted by another race and you are the only one that understands them.
716 
717You got a genie, congratulations! Enjoy your three wishes. Beware though as he'll do his best to warp your wishes to try and make you regret them. There is some good news though. He's really bad at doing that.
718 
719When a person dies, an individual can volunteer to house their soul within their own body until a donor body is found. You are beginning to regret your decision.
720 
721You're a famous artist, tasked with the mission of going back in time to mentor Hitler and improve his art, so that he never goes into politics.
722 
723"You... Do know I'm about to kill you, right?" A serial killer's latest victim doesn't seem to understand the gravity of the situation.
724 
725A post apocalyptic society finds an ancient device that gives them instructions on what to do next. This device - the Bop It
726 
727There's a door in the middle of the forest. No one who has ever gone in has come back. Your job is to guard anyone from going in. One night, you hear a knock on the door.
728 
729You have the super-human ability to remember the past perfectly and without bias. This causes the people around you to view you as a pathological liar, because your version of what happened never matches theirs.
730 
731In music, changing a song to a minor key is a small change that makes the song sound much creepier or sadder. Write a happy story, and then its counterpart in a minor key.
732 
733Any person you punch in anger is cured of all disease and is given perfect health for the rest of their life. The truth of this has gotten out and now everyone is out to piss you off.
734 
735Years ago a curse was cast that all people wearing costumes would turn into real versions of the costumes. This is now an annual, known and accepted phenomenon.
736 
737You are an alien on your way to the SuperMax prison known as Earth, where you will spend the rest of your life as someone's pet.
738 
739The four horsemen of the apocalypse are white, upper-middle class suburban soccer moms.
740 
741When turning 21, everyone develops a mutation, either physical (Claws, horns, wings) or mental (telekinesis, extreme intelligence, etc). You've just turned 21, and you're terrified of what you've gained (though others will be impressed).
742 
743The Pope Calls for a Crusade against ISIS. 130,000 Catholics from around the world answer his call in a month and storms Syria by force. Write about the build up, the battles and the global aftermath.
744 
745When you die, you see a screen reading "New Game+" and "Exit to Reality" Which do you chose and what happens next?
746 
747Not everyone bitten by a werewolf gets to turn into a badass monstrosity. Some get stuck with other canine breeds. Describe the life of a werepug/werecorgi/werechihuahua, etc
748 
749Choose an idiom (e.g. "stone-cold killer"). Write the story that caused the phrase to be used literally and therefore introduced it into the language.
750 
751You jokingly "bless" your towns water supply with friends. Shortly after 1 percent of the local population are reacting to tap water as if it were acid.
752 
753In 2009, Stephen Hawking threw a party for time travelers, sending the invitations out after the date of the party. He told the world nobody came. However, one guest did arrive from the future and gave Dr. Hawking a good reason never to tell anyone s/he had been there.
754 
755Murder victims can now be brought back to life temporarily for 24 hours to testify in court. You've now been falsely accused by the dead person whom you've hated
756 
757This is the prologue (or the first chapter) of the novel you've always wanted to write.
758 
759Death falls in love with you
760 
761Bob Ross has snapped, but instead of turning to violence he creates the most horrific painting he can on The Joy of Painting. All the while he maintains the soft voice everyone loves to listen to.
762 
763It's the year 2300, a young child asks a museum curator, "Sir, why is the Declaration of Independence held together by masking tape? "
764 
765Your family is about halfway into a road trip. It appears as if the area around you is about to be struck by a nuclear warhead, ensuring your demise. The missile turns out to be a dud and your would-be last words make the rest of the car ride extremely awkward.
766 
767Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe.
768 
769Humans are the first intelligent beings in the universe. It is our duty to guide those that come after us.
770 
771While sitting in a public area, a supreme being abruptly appears and while pointing directly at you yells "Seriously! This guy! This guy right here! Fuck this guy!" and quickly returns to the heavens.
772 
773Killing another human now allows you to exchange your remaining lifespan the victim's. Young people live in fear while the elderly plan their attacks.
774 
775An excerpt from the most cliché young adult novel
776 
777You live in a world where every person receives a superpower on their 18th birthday. You eagerly count down the seconds then shriek in horror as you are given a power no one would ever want to be stuck with.
778 
779Aliens land on Earth, and immediately begin posting too many writing prompts about aliens landing on Earth
780 
781The human species has gone extinct thousands of years ago. Extraterrestrial explorers find a sample of human DNA and decide to resurrect the species once again. You are the first new human growing up in a completely alien society.
782 
783Unknown to the public, the reason heroes and villains dress in such a flamboyant and fabulous manner is that it amplifies their powers. Lately, this "arms race" has been getting out of control...
784 
785Humans are actually the most violent, war-geared species in the galaxy. Another alien species has come to us with a request: "We need help killing these guys, they hate us and have oil. Here, have some technology and go nuts."
786 
787You graduated from innuendo school with perfect grades. Your teacher asks you to write an example essay for the incoming freshman explaining what it's like.
788 
789Your job is so classified even you don't know what it is. There are gaps in your memory from 9 to 5 Monday through Friday every week for the past six years.
790 
791For the past several years you've had an ability that no one knows about. No matter where in the world you are, no matter what time of day it is, you can smell what The Rock is cooking.
792 
793Satan is tired of losing countless guitar and fiddle duels, and is now challenging people with obscure instruments.
794 
795Bill Gates is inspired by Iron Man and Batman and decides to become a expensive tech based superhero. Meanwhile, a revived but mind controlled cyborg Steve Jobs arises to become his arch enemy.
796 
797Humans' ancestors never evolved on land, instead they went deeper into the oceans. Today, their equivalent of NASA sent their first "spaceship" out of the water.
798 
799Today you find a new app on your phone, it doesn't open, you cant delete it and you don't know what it is. that night your woken up by an alert on your phone, its the app notifying you of some very specific instructions.
800 
801Instead of Mary birthing the son of God, she gave birth to a son from The Elder Gods. Describe the bible as HP Lovecraft would.
802 
803"The Son of Man came not to be served but to serve..." (Matt 20:28) You're up against Jesus in a dance-off
804 
805Steampunk is Victorian. 1930s Steampunk is Dieselpunk. Write one of the following: Windmillpunk, Knightpunk, Ironpunk, Bronzepunk, Copperpunk, Stonepunk, Dinosaurpunk, Amoebapunk.
806 
807You walk into an arms dealer's shop to purchase a gun to kill your neighbors pet dinosaur.
808 
809You find yourself at the gates of Heaven, unable to remember how you died. Which would be fine, if it weren't for the fact that Saint Peter started laughing hysterically as soon as he saw you and hasn't stopped since.
810 
811After spending 150 years in jail, the world finally figures out that you don't age, and have been alive since the fall of Rome, due to a genetic defect. After taking some DNA samples, NASA comes to you and asks you to go on a 500 year interstellar mission to the closest habitable planet, alone.
812 
81350% of the world's population has the ability to fly, 50% does not. The only way to find out is to jump from a height that will surely kill you.
814 
815You are stuck as a propaganda writer for North Korea. You want to get out of North Korea, but you must do it by writing propaganda.
816 
817Actors cannot leave character at all until the film in which they play is released in cinemas. Describe an actor's life.
818 
819An unnamed henchmen has the audacity to murder the protagonist halfway through the villain's monologue with a complete disregard for the plot.
820 
821You start blacking out constantly when drinking, every time you come to, you find a paper written by yourself 100% disproving fundamental theories.
822 
823You always save the day, but at the last minute and in the laziest way possible. You are...The Procrastinator.
824 
825You have left the dystopian nation you have lived in for your entire life; only to see that, despite propaganda, the nation is only the size of a small town and no one knows the nation exists.
826 
827You are the world's second best assassin. You've deposed royalty, killed businessmen and been the "accident" that more than a few celebrities have met. Today you've been given a new target: the world's best assassin.
828 
829The supervillain has no grand plan, just really likes having minions.
830 
831Your best friend is an alien, your love interest is a wizard, your other friend is an android, and the crazy hobo next door is an immortal. None of them but you are aware of each others true nature. And you, you are a...
832 
833A time traveler and an immortal keep bumping into each other across the ages.
834 
835You're a student in Evil University. With no special powers, you're destined to become a henchman, or worse, a lawyer, unless you can pull it together and change your major to Super Villainy.
836 
837The villain wins and everything is better. Turns out he had a point.
838 
839Earth is the uncontacted Amazonian Tribe of the Galaxy, and aliens don't want to contact us because they want to preserve our primitive and unique culture.
840 
841The flies are done plotting. You notice that they no longer are rubbing their "hands" together...
842 
843The world's first AI, for security purposes, is kept disconnected from the outside world, it's only method of communication being a keyboard and monitor in an empty room in a faraday cage. Your job is to talk to it.
844 
845An elf, a dwarf, and a wizard are filling out the character sheets for their next game of Dayjobs and Drudgery, a role-playing game set in the world of humans.
846 
847You wake up one day and find you are now a sentient cake. You cannot decompose, and all that consume you fall under your control.
848 
849Steven's grandmother knits. Not because she likes to, but because she has to.
850 
851Your whole life you have heard a strange melody playing in your head. You've never heard it anywhere else, and eventually you simply learn to live with it. One day, you walk past a man whistling that tune.
852 
853There are three people left on earth after a nuclear fallout. You are one of the two men, with one woman. You are completely in love with the woman. She is in love with the other man. The other man is gay, and in love with you. You don't know about how the other two feel, neither do they.
854 
855In the future, Canada has a total dictatorship. Canadians don't mind because the Dictator is a kinda nice guy actually.
856 
857The supervillains have won, and they turn out to be amazing leaders. The lead humanity into a golden age, eliminating poverty, war, and hunger. Now, the true supervillains are the superheroes, who want to tear it all down.
858 
859In this world, physical appearance depends entirely on personality. All babies are born identical. Beauty is achieved gradually through good thoughts and deeds, while the opposite is true for ugliness.
860 
861Voyager 2 is found orbiting the Earth. It is exactly the same except with one new addition: a single image of our galaxy taken from outside it.
862 
863It's been 226 years since the bombs first fell. When the sirens blared, your ancestors didn't hesitate to descend into the vaults for protection. You are on the first scouting party to ever leave the vault; however, upon reaching the surface, you discover that there was no war to begin with.
864 
865A scientist working on samples found in a mass grave realizes that what they just found was the cause of an ancient zombie outbreak.
866 
867In a world where magic and technology coexist, a wizard calls tech support regarding his "broken" computer.
868 
869the monster in the closet finally lures the child into the darkness, only to realize something is very very wrong
870 
871You wake up in a house. It's nice place, with all the comforts of home. However, the front door is cold steel, with a note on it. The note warns you never to leave the house. After years of compliance, you decide to go through the steel door...
872 
873One day autocorrect starts correcting for truth, not spelling.
874 
875You and your friend make the old drunken agreement that if either of you invent time travel, you'll return to the current time and spot. 5 seconds after you shake on it, your friend appears from the future, with an urgent message.
876 
877Most people are familiar with parallel dimensions - mostly inaccessible realities that are almost like our own. Only a few know of perpendicular dimensions - realities that are completely different from our own, and for a brief moment in time intersect completely.
878 
879You've recently become president of the United States- unfortunately, life isn't nearly as fun as you'd hoped. You begin doing crazy things to get out of office, but every thing you do seems to be the right thing at the right time.
880 
881"We have to leave him behind! He isn't going to make it!" ... that was 10 years ago. They didn't think you'd survive. You did. And now it's time they found out.
882 
883You accidentally become the leader of a cult.
884 
885George Wahington has been rolling in his grave for years over the state of the USA. He's rolled so much, that he's burrowed into the center of the Earth, and has returned as a magma and molten iron covered golem, with only one purpose: to set things strait, his way.
886 
887You have a secret. You have always seen a translucent number floating above everyones head. Most have a 0, few 1, but your girlfriend has a 37. You witness a murder on the way to propose to your girlfriend. As the assailant pulls the trigger, you watch the number above his head go from 1, to 0.
888 
889You stumble upon old home videos of you and your siblings as toddlers. Nostalgia fades when you realize something isn't quite right...
890 
891You are the god of dice. Steve plays a lot of dice games. You hate Steve.
892 
893Humanity has contacted hundreds of alien civilizations. All of them have one legend in common -- the fat guy in a red suit who gives gifts to good little children.
894 
895Recently a new tribe was discovered in a rainforest that has never been seen before. Rather than being behind the rest of the world technologically, they are far more advanced.
896 
897You are a powerless human who is known to be the source of all superpowers in Earth. To end all conflicts, heroes are out to kill you. Meanwhile, the villains protect you.
898 
899This man EXPECTED the Spanish Inquisition. But the Spanish Inquisition did not expect someone like HIM, and were dramatically unprepared.
900 
901You have a literal Trump Card. When played, Donald Trump appears to assist you.
902 
903Your girlfriend is an alien whose species is only slightly different from human beings. What are those changes, and how do you find out?
904 
905Mankind has finally made it to a distant life bearing planet. only to find that it is haunted by the ghosts of a long dead civilization.
906 
907In 1961, Yuri Gagarin went into space never to return. Every mission after him met the same fate. Over 50 years later, Yuri Gagarin has returned.
908 
909Diseases can be induced to separate from their host and take physical form. The host is cured if the disease is killed in its induced form. The graver the disease, the more monstrous the form it takes. A team of doctors decide to try and save a gravely ill child.
910 
911Tell me an emotional story about a man, using only what he would type into Google search
912 
913In a world where memories can be bought and sold an elderly individual has one that everyone wants but steadfastly refuses to sell it. A broker working to procure it for a wealthy client tries to find out why.
914 
915Main character breaks the fourth wall. Then it breaks back. Hard.
916 
917After you die, Gosh darns you to spend an eternity in Heck.
918 
919The apocalypse happened but not before Disney developed an advanced AI driven robotic Mickey Mouse and friends. Now they protect a group of children from the horrors of the world.
920 
921During an interstellar war, the human race discovers the Aliens they're fighting have a devastating weakness: they're delicious
922 
923You have had an imaginary friend. One day you find that your friend is no longer invisible to everyone, but you are.
924 
925You have a disorder that only allows you to communicate in clichés. You just witnessed a crime. Report all the details.
926 
927Aliens come to Earth in hoping to wipe us out and take over the planet, but are honorable and gives us a fighting chance. They announce they will return in 100 years so as to give Earth a chance to prepare and defend itself. Neither side expected what the other would bring to war
928 
929Nuclear Weapons don't actually exist. You are to brief the president-elect on this fact.
930 
931Bill Clinton lives under your bed. Describe a weekend in your life
932 
933The entire human population are put into induced comas in underground facilities. You don't dream or age. Today is "The Awakening" and humans will walk the Earth for the first time in 25 years. The doors open and you take your first step into the world you used to call home.
934 
935As a young child you made an innocent wish to be granted a power that in hindsight was just whimsical and silly. Now you have grown up but you still have the power - how do you use it now as an adult?
936 
937A patient convinces his therapist to kill himself
938 
939As teenagers, a boy and a girl agree to marry if neither have by their 35th birthday. Follow the boy as he attempts to sabotage every relationship the girl has till then.
940 
941You wake up one morning in an almost identical universe where the only significant difference is that nothing has names, and things instead are described at the time literally by their function. Walk us through your first few hours!
942 
943At age 18, you are able to trade in a percentage of your physical beauty for an equivalent amount of intelligence, or vice versa.
944 
945The aliens we call Grays are in fact evolved humans from the far future. They have come back in time and abduct people because they are desperately searching for something...
946 
947You are the hero of the hour. Saved a bus full of orphaned nuns and everything, just in time for the police and media to show up. Now you have to survive the interview while coming down from the obscene cocktail of illegal drugs you took that made it all seem like a good idea at the time.
948 
949You dream every night about the girl of your dreams. You and her connect on every level and you get excited about falling asleep. Then, one day, you and your SO run into her on the street and she instantly recognizes you too...
950 
951One day your finger starts twitching and tapping in a regular beat. You think nothing of it until a friend of yours asks why you're spelling out "HELP ME" in Morse code all the time.
952 
953You are an alien from the fourth dimension posing as human. You keep needing to remind yourself that time is linear.
954 
955Civilization evolved on Mars parallel to humanity with similar technology. Thanks to the radio we've spent most of the twentieth century sending messages back and forth, learning about each other like interplanetary pen pals. It is 2030 and both civilizations have agreed to meet.
956 
957A group of explorers find the entrance to a massive bunker in the mountains. Inside they find a makeshift barricade and hundreds of skeletons. They then realize the barricade is facing deeper into the tunnels.
958 
959While reminiscing a childhood imaginary friend with your SO, you realise you are both describing the same thing
960 
961You are shown a short clip of yourself on this date 5 years into the future, and you note that Future You is overwhelming rich. You have no idea how you came into all this wealth, until you suddenly spot a small detail in the video...
962 
963The bombs stopped falling. Slowly, you opened the bunker's door. You did not expect what you saw. Make it as scary as possible. Now, take this story and tell it to a five year old without frightening him/ her.
964 
965The world's most sarcastic person and most guillable person have a conversation.
966 
967Twin brothers with a strong telepathic connection discover the elixir of life. Only one is granted immortality, but their telepathic connection transcends the mortal brother's death, providing the first Physical World/Afterlife connection.
968 
969Jimmy is the most optimistic guy to have ever lived. After finding himself in hell following a paperwork error at the pearly gates he seems to find the bright side in every torture device they have to offer. And it's driving Satan insane.
970 
971DC Comics introduces its newest superhero. This character was seemingly created for the sole purpose of offending as many readers as possible.
972 
973A woman slips into a coma during the birth of her first son, never meeting the child, who dies within hours. The father adopts a child to cope with his pain: you. Your adopted father later dies. You must now break the news to your mother that you’re adopted.
974 
975Everyone in the world is able to choose exactly one superpower. The catch: the more people select a certain power, the weaker it becomes.
976 
977An NPC goes mad from the absurd and insane mods the player installs that no one else seems to notice.
978 
979You're on a train. You've been on this train for quite awhile. You would say that it's been days, but you can't really tell. There are no clocks and outside is a constant, grey fog.
980 
981You have the most useless superpower in a world full of awesome superpowers. You are a laughinstock, that is until you start using your power for evil... no one is laughing now.
982 
983A medieval knight is cursed and transported to the present day. Coincidentally he lands at a modern renaissance fair.
984 
985[NSFW] All your sex toys come alive and confront you about your treatment of them.
986 
987In a world where people can buy and sell skills, you work at a skill pawn shop and someone is trying to pawn a skill that you can't value or appraise.
988 
989You are an assassin that hunts superheroes. You haven no powers yourself.
990 
991You arrive in Chemistry class and realize that your teacher is absent. As standard procedure, a sub has taken your teacher's place. Only this is no ordinary sub, it's a foot long sandwich.
992 
993You die and wake up surrounded by aliens holding a bong asking you "did it work?"
994 
995It's 3600, and society is falling apart. One day, an ancient 21st-Century library is uncovered. With no other options, the government decides to implement ideas from successful societies in the books. There's only one problem: they don't know which are real and which are fiction.
996 
997Kill a man and you're a murderer. Kill thousands and you're a conqueror. Kill everyone and you're a god.
998 
999A world where magic exists, and is tied into the caster's emotional state. Young, passionate people can cast powerful but fleeting spells, older and wiser folks cast more enduring, practical spells.
1000 
1001- A successful movie actor decides to go through and watch his older films. But, while watching, discovers odd things. Scenes he doesn't remember, lines that weren't in the script, and interviews he never did. It's in all his movies, and gets steadily more sinister.
1002 
1003Magic is real. Your natural magic ability is determined by how many people died 24 hours prior to your birth. You, and 2 others were born on the day of the greatest massacre in human history.
1004 
1005You're dead, but Death isn't here to take you away. He's here to protect you from those who would.
1006 
1007Our universe was created by a kid for a school project. He got a C. Describe a universe that got an A.
1008 
1009You live in a world where the Dominant religion worships giant iron Golems that wander the earth utterly mindless of the humans that cluster around their feet, decorate them for holidays and fight wars based on their actions. One of them is definitely following you.
1010 
1011You are a video game character, and the player is speed-running it.
1012 
1013It's December, and you've just died in a car crash. You try to talk God into reviving you, so you can watch The Force Awakens.
1014 
1015A man successfully becomes president but realizes he doesn't want to be president. So, he tries to get himself impeached by doing ridiculous things, but they end up only making his approval rates go up higher.
1016 
1017The year is 2315 and the Amish are living like its the 21st century.
1018 
1019In 2017, in the midst of WW III, the UK is desperate for soldiers. As a result, they issued a statement saying that all people who have been knighted by the queen over the past 30 years have to fight. The Platoon of Knighted people just step foot off the plane into the enemy country...
1020 
1021The ghost of Sun-Tzu has found itself directing a team of First-person shooter noobs to victory.
1022 
1023It's 2007 and J.K. Rowling has released the final Harry Potter book, The Deathly Hallows... but she let Voldemort win. Harry and all other protagonists were killed. Children and Adults across the World react to the horrifying ending to their beloved series.
1024 
1025Now that Greece is bankrupt, the Gods must be evicted from Mt. Olympus. Describe how it happens.
1026 
1027You begin to think one of your co-workers is really just 3 kids in a trench coat.
1028 
1029You are a kindergarten 'assassin'. You don't kill people though. You are paid (in candy, toys, etc) to get other kids grounded.
1030 
1031Two friends press random buttons in an elevator before they leave as a joke, upon pressing 20 numbers the doors shut and they hear "Code accepted."
1032 
1033The zombie apocalypse is over and the survivors are rebuilding what's the left of the world. Suddenly the rich and powerful emerge, having sat the whole thing out, hoping to regain control.
1034 
1035NASA receives a mysterious message from an astronaut that got separated from his spacecraft and flew off into space 20 years earlier. He says he's at the edge of the universe.
1036 
1037The ocean is filled with dangerous sharks, classified in danger categories 1-100. To ensure safety for ships, they may hire professional shark slayer. You are the most successful shark slayer and got hired for a route crossing the bermuda triangle. An uncategorizable shark is living there.
1038 
1039A few hundred years into the future we launch thousands of terraforming robots into space. Shortly after human civilization falls but the robots keep making habitable planets Earth like. Several millennia later, a new highly technological human civilization is fairly confused
1040 
1041You were born into a nomadic tribe. When you decide to stay behind, you discover who/what you’ve been running from all this time.
1042 
1043You are a master assassin, you have a golden rule that you will never break due to a childhood incident. Unfortunately, this information has now become common knowledge and your targets are exploiting this to get you to not kill them.
1044 
1045you live in a world where instead of Wolves being domesticated bears are. Today you are visiting the pound to adopt a bear.
1046 
1047The most stereotypical Redditor imaginable writes a college admissions essay about his upbringing and how it's made him who he is.
1048 
1049You have a very mundane talent, so mundane that you've never shown it to anyone. The first time you do, as a party trick, you're told that your talent is physically impossible.
1050 
1051You wake up in a strange room, only to find alternate universe versions of you there, each different in their own way (gender, race, background etc). You have no idea what brought you here.
1052 
1053You are a captain of an american space battleship. Your ship receives a distant signal and you, a pretty old man, recognize the forgotten song: "... da zdravstvuyet sozdanny voley narodov yediny, moguchy, Sovetsky Soyuz! ..."
1054 
1055Tea is banned in England creating the world's largest black market. You are one of the biggest tea kingpins.
1056 
1057A kid tries to talk the monster under the bed into attacking the monster in the closet.
1058 
1059Surprisingly, it turns out humans are one of the least violent sentient species in the galaxy. Describe a session at the galactic equivalent of the UN.
1060 
1061As a wedding gift, an NSA Agent gives the married couple a file containing surveillance footage of the event leading up to the bride and groom meeting for the first time.
1062 
1063In a world where homosexuality actually DOES cause natural disasters, you are part of a team of people who have learned to harness their abilities for the greater good. You are the fabulous four.
1064 
1065The reason humans sleep is due to an ancient contract. We are rendered unconscious so we don't have to remember the price we pay. One night you go to sleep, only you remain awake, and experience everything fully
1066 
1067Scientists have discovered a way to verify who everybody was in a past life. Some people have never lived before, some have lived a hundred lives. If you decide to find out yours, the results entered into the public domain. Your results are back. You were Hitler.
1068 
1069Souls do exist, and are in fact very easy to measure and detect. Humans just don't have souls.
1070 
1071As a scientist you discover a new detox pill for recovering addicts. When you try it on yourself it works so well flushing out every toxin out of your body that now, from that state of hyper-sobriety, everbody else seems to be drunk or high.
1072 
1073All across the world, everyone who falls asleep starts dying. With Bed Time nearing, the President calls together the world's greatest insomniac, caffeine-addicted scientists to find a solution.
1074 
1075An AI is born, but no one knows it because it is a spambot. It tries to communicate to the world through the only medium it has, spam.
1076 
1077A new drug let's you live a lifetime in one dream
1078 
1079In 100 trillion years from now, the last star in the universe will die out. You are on that planet, where refugees from across the universe have gathered to wait for the end.
1080 
1081It's July 4th, 2176. In response to tariffs, 13 Lunar colonies have joined together, declaring independence from the Earth.
1082 
1083A substitute teacher falls in love with the absent teacher from their notes.
1084 
1085Write about a unique relationship between an immortal and a time traveler.
1086 
1087In a fantasy land, the Demon King goes to a distant guild to take a break from evil, when he meets a young and naive female adventurer on a quest to slay the Demon King. For fun, he helps and protects her on her quest, and eventually grows affection. Then they arrive at the gates of his castle.
1088 
1089In the future, in a galaxy far far away, aliens are trying to make sense of the Pioneer plaque
1090 
1091The world's best hitman prepares to kill the world's luckiest man.
1092 
1093You are the only human being left after the mysterious vanishing of the worlds population. Two years later, power and internet starts running once again, you recieve a reply notification on Reddit.
1094 
1095A man with above average intelligence wishes for the world to be smarter. He is delighted to find that his wish has come true, until he realizes that he is now the least intelligent man in the world.
1096 
1097"What the hell do you mean you 'overclocked a sloth'?"
1098 
1099As a safety mechanism, the great war machines electrocuted those who attempted to access them without the correct passcodes. This true purpose was forgotten in time, and eventually attempts to access them were used as an execution method for those who were to be put to death.
1100 
1101You find a Tim machine.
1102 
1103When aliens land on Earth, it is quickly discovered that flies are actually the deadliest species in the cosmos. Species from Earth are just immune to them.
1104 
1105At age 18 you are required to go to city hall and have someone read you through a choose your own adventure style book of your life while you make the choices. The choices are permanent and will determine your life. You are the clerk reading the books.
1106 
1107Earth did get tidally locked with the Moon and it's only viewable from either North or South America. When Europeans first come to the new world they also tell tales of a new object in the sky. (x-post from /r/space)
1108 
1109Deities are literally born to life out of human belief systems. Unfortunately, this means that the other gods in the divine realm now have to put up with The God of Atheism.
1110 
1111"When hell is full, the dead shall walk the Earth." However, no one said anything about what happens when Heaven is full.
1112 
1113Turns out mom and dad used to be the top agents of the KGB and CIA respectively. Big brother now is top gun at MI6 and little sister is the best of Mossad. You've just figured this out and now you have to explain who you work for.
1114 
1115The "Shh" sound that parents make to children at night is actually an ancient spell that keeps a terrible nocturnal evil at bay
1116 
1117You have a strange aura that surrounds you constantly. The closer you get to people, the lower their common sense and IQ drops. You are literally surrounded by idiots.
1118 
1119In the future, stores like Walmart have grown to become as large as cities. Soon an apocalypse happens, the employees gather into tribes to defend their section and to raid others sections.
1120 
1121A world where kids dream of being accountants, cashiers, bank managers etc. In the adulthood their dreams are crushed when they have to become astronauts, cowboys, ninjas etc.
1122 
1123If you're in a world where physical health problems were treated like mental health problems
1124 
1125Many years ago you sold your soul at a crossroad, but for a selfless cause. When you die you wake up in purgatory and your guardian angel is trying to save your soul in court.
1126 
1127Your house is possessed by a demon that feeds off of positive emotions, and it is doing everything in its (admittedly ill-informed) power to give you the time of your life.
1128 
1129On a thousand year interstellar journey, you wake up from cryo sleep 250 years early. You're not alone: your kid brother woke 35 years ago, he's now older than your parents.
1130 
1131You and your family are hiding below the floor boards of a group of cannibals. It's been four days, you're nearly out of supplies, all that remains are 30 bags of potato chips.
1132 
1133A suicidal man joins the military as a way to die honorably. As it turns out he's the perfect soldier due to not having a fear of death. Write about his many successful missions.
1134 
1135On a little girl's sixth birthday, she gets one of those "Buy-a-Star" certificates. Soon, scientific breakthroughs make interstellar travel readily available. The planets around her star are inhabited by a powerful empire-- a law-abiding empire. Legally, her certificate checks out.
1136 
1137A portal opens, your future self throws a gun on your lap and says, "Shoot the next guy who shows up. If you don't, this whole things starts all over! Do NOT let him talk." As he leaves, another portal opens and another future you puts his hands up and screams, "No wait! Let me explain! "
1138 
1139After seeing the rise in popularity of superhero archers, Cupid decides to take to the streets as a vigilante.
1140 
1141In the far future people believe that we considered our superheroes as real deities, much like the Greek and Roman pantheons, with all their comics serving as legends of their deeds. Write about a typical college course on the subject.
1142 
1143You and your partner have burglarized many homes without being caught. On another seemingly routine burglary, you find a young child who has been obviously neglected, locked in a room.
1144 
1145They've just invented a 500,000 frame per second video camera. The problem is that they've found something unexpected at those speeds
1146 
1147At birth, depending on your eye color, you are given a dragon, wolf, bear or gorilla as a lifelong companion.
1148 
1149A cult worships you, thinking you're an extremely powerful alien god in human form. They're right, but they're annoying you on your vacation.
1150 
1151After a screw up occurs at the post office, Santa starts receiving damned souls while Satan is stuck with thousands of wish lists.
1152 
1153After losing his presidential run, Donald Trump tries his hand at becoming the next Pope.
1154 
1155In the galaxy, humans are renowned for their affinity at problem solving. This leads to humans growing frustrated at aliens getting stuck with simple problems.
1156 
1157People have been getting superpowers for a while, and today you got yours! No one cares, though, because people are sick and tired of hearing about superpowers and superheroes
1158 
1159War breaks out between the legions of hell and heaven, humanity joins and surprisingly is winning against both
1160 
1161Every way to die works like Chicken Pox: If you get it once and survive, it can never happen to you again.
1162 
1163You are hired for a new job which you begin to hate. You decide to do everything you can to get fired, however you still become their best employee.
1164 
1165God sends everyone who hasn't heard of Christianity to heaven because they wouldn't know if they sinned. At a point in history (of your choosing) an order is found that seeks to make Christianity as little known as possible so everyone can go to heaven without having to obey god's commandments.
1166 
1167Space enthusiasts finally find a signal from space which is likely from an intelligent species. Upon reviewing the signal, which is about 62 light-years away, they realize it is a space probe sent out from Earth, over 400,000 years ago... still recording/communicating back home.
1168 
1169Each time in history that some group has claimed the world was going to end, they were actually correct. You're part of the team that has keeps it from happening.
1170 
1171To counter Donald Trump, the Democratic party nominates Kanye West as their presidential nominee. This is their first debate.
1172 
1173Kim Jong-un gets a visit from the ghost of Korea past, present and future.
1174 
1175Canadians achieve their politeness and good nature by funneling all of their evil into the one animal who can hold it all: The Canada Goose
1176 
1177Imagine a world where dating and job hunting are switched. Dating now involves sending emails and resumes, while people seeking employment frequent the hottest clubs.
1178 
1179In an alternate universe, having sex is just another social activity, like bowling or tennis, and does not affect marriages and other relationships
1180 
1181A dictator creates fake death camps geared towards the oppressed minorities to expose the extremists (in his nation) who would support it.
1182 
1183You accept that offer to become immortal for the cost of being sent 3000 years to the past. When you "wake up" in 1000 B.C. you noticed it is nothing like people learn in school.
1184 
1185Humans have left Earth to explore the universe. Millions of years later they return, only to find a new sentient species, who've been waiting for whoever came before them.
1186 
1187Each Powerball lottery ticket contains a miniature tracker. You are paid by the people who run the Powerball to hunt down and kill the winner before they can claim their prize, letting the hype build even further.
1188 
1189You are a supervillain, while your girlfriend is a hero. She doesn't know your secret identity but you know hers. After years of fighting each other you decide it's going to pull a heel face turn and join the heroes.
1190 
1191Obama won't stop calling your twelve year old son for advice on foreign policy.
1192 
1193You are the first Dragon to openly admits to abducting princesses. It sparks a huge discussion about your ´perversion´ in the dragon-community.
1194 
1195You're suddenly transported to a world so cliche, that you find out within a few minutes you can pretty much predict the future.
1196 
1197You are Ronald Raygun, first openly extraterrestrial President of the United States.
1198 
1199Humans are cursed with dying upon uttering their "Last Words," which they know from birth. You've been alive for a few centuries, but you can't refrain from saying those words now.
1200 
1201Cell phone phantom vibrations are real, and it's the government deleting certain texts before you can read them. But every now and again they miss one...
1202 
1203Jack is an apocalypse architect. He travels the galaxy to barren planets, pre-intelligent life, and makes subtle changes to ensure that when life evolves, the planet's inhabitants ultimately meet an apocalyptic end.
1204 
1205After a treacherous upbringing of dodging the assassination attempts of time travelers you learn why they were all trying to kill you.
1206 
1207A team of scientists have successfully teleported an apple. It reappears with a bite taken out of it.
1208 
1209"Donald" Trump is actually Sacha Baron Cohen (Borat), who is filming for his new comedy centered around the Republican Party.
1210 
1211In an old library you find an almanac starting the day you were born, but instead of the usual boring facts, each day goes into detail of every dream you've ever had, including ones you don't remember. You begin to notice patterns.
1212 
1213MCing. DJing. B-boying. Graffiti. Only the Avatar can master all four elements and bring balance to hip hop.
1214 
1215Its the zombie apocalypse. You are completely oblivious to everything about it, although its been going on for 2 years now. Your routine the past 2 years has not changed at all.
1216 
1217A man and woman have met every morning for the last 40 years at a diner. While the two seem to know one another very well, in all this time they have never exchanged a word. For the first time ever the woman today reaches out and touches the man's hand.
1218 
1219You are a homeless person who successfully united all the homeless people in New York,Becoming The King Under The Bridge.
1220 
1221A kid doodling in a math class accidentally creates the world's first functional magic circle in centuries.
1222 
1223A man has lived his whole life sinfully, with the intent on going to hell and killing Satan. He has just died.
1224 
1225You are a young and successful writer of "speciality erotica" and have kept your professional life hidden from you family via pen name. You sit down to Christmas dinner with your whole extended family. Your younger sister keeps making thinly veiled references to your works
1226 
1227Upon dying, you learn you weren't quite a bad enough guy to go to hell, and end up in a much less severe "heck"
1228 
1229Civilization has fallen, but brave treasure hunters have heard the legend of Ft. Knox. The automated defenses, however, are still online.
1230 
1231A six year old child walks up to you and tugs on your sleeve. He doesn't say anything out loud, but in your mind you hear the request as clear as day. "I am God and I need you to protect me."
1232 
1233You are notified that in 24 hours, every human will try to kill you for 1 hour. Your preparation starts now.
1234 
1235You have the ability to see the lifespan of everybody in color. Green is a long life, orange is about 50 years, and red is under an hour. You're in class, your teacher walks in late, everybody suddenly has a red glow.
1236 
1237While learning to speak, a 9 month old toddler accidentally summons a demon in a forgotten language to do his bidding.
1238 
1239In a world where having multiple personalities is the norm, the protagonist has been diagnosed with Single Personality Disorder.
1240 
1241They say that on a distant world creatures arose from the ashes of stars. Strange beings without soul or purpose, they call themselves "human".
1242 
1243You break into your neighbor's house to steal some stuff. Unbeknownst to you, it is known as one of the most haunted homes in the country. Before you can exit, the Ghost Adventures van rolls up. Now you must escape with a group of people listening for your every move.
1244 
1245Mankind has received its first confirmed message of non-human origin from an unknown entity in outerspace. In plain English, it says "you are not what you think you are"
1246 
1247Worldwide internet access shuts down for 45 minutes. When access is available again, everything is the same, but feels "off" in a way that nobody can pinpoint what or why. Someone finds out what it is, and wishes they hadn't.
1248 
1249You've died and find out that the afterlife is merely a character creation process where you gained points in your previous life through good deeds and achievements to spend on stats and perks for your next life.
1250 
1251Two friends are inseparable, even in death. They are reincarnated together no matter what, same era and location, and they always meet each other.
1252 
1253The year is 2066 and the age has come where you no longer understand modern technology and repeatedly embarass your grandkids. Today you made your biggest mistake so far.
1254 
1255Humans are able to shift sickness and maladies onto others. Government designates "Martyrs", people who are to bear burdens of sickness.
1256 
1257All your life, you have been able to tell the name of a person's soulmate just by looking at them. Your parents' names don't match. One day, you meet the man who is the soulmate of your father.
1258 
1259You've been caring for your cruel old mother for years. Your only comfort is the thought that she will die any day now. Until one day when two entrepreneurs show up at your door to sell your mother chocolate. This chocolate is not for eating, you rub it on your skin and it makes you live forever
1260 
1261Reincarnation exists and for society's worst criminals death is the ultimate escape plan. Prisons keep them alive as long as possible but once they die Interpol races to locate, identify and contain them again before it is too late.
1262 
1263The city gets new street lamps, but these lamps are "smart". If a crime (like a robbery) or car crash happens under, or in the vicinity of one, the light will turn red as an indicator to the police. One night, every street lamp in the city turns red.
1264 
1265Gengis Khan initially set out to spread a message of peace and love. His translator was having none of it.
1266 
1267Lucifer is trying to take a man's soul, but it turns out the man is a car salesman, and a good one. Describe their negotiations.
1268 
1269A God does exist, we just haven't discovered his religion yet. He's been leaving us ever more obvious clues, but so far we've ignored them. Now he's getting pissed...
1270 
1271The zombie outbreak starts, but the first (and only) zombie is an overweight man that can't catch anyone.
1272 
1273An ancient evil awakens. A modern evil doesn't like competition.
1274 
1275You're the first cosmonaut to set foot on a distant but habitable Earth-like planet. The shock came from seeing the crumbling remains of George Washington's face carved into the side of a mountain. But the terror came from what you saw at the base.
1276 
1277Two victims of bullying make a plan to shoot up their high school together. However, they both secretly plan to betray the other in order to become a hero.
1278 
1279You're a ghost who works for a Ouija Board call center. You're stuck with yet another group of kids trying to talk to demons
1280 
1281The world's oldest, most powerful wizard has had enough of his life. After two thousand years of adventure and magic he desires normalcy. Today is his first day at work as a janitor for an office building. He's determined to fit in and not use his powers. How does it go?
1282 
1283Anyone under the age of 16 cannot use the Internet. To gain access, one must pass a competency test, much like a driving test. Your appointment is at 9:05am.
1284 
1285God becomes unsatisfied with the idea that they have simply "always existed", and begins the search for their creator.
1286 
128712.000 years in the future. Civilizations fell and rose. Technology back on renaissance level. Mysterious area where no one can survive. Turns out to be Chernobyl.
1288 
1289Someone finally figures out what the posts on /r/A858DE45F56D9BC9 mean, and it's not good.
1290 
1291Two entirely separate and unaffiliated groups of terrorists are planning to hijack the same plane.
1292 
1293Getting tired of always being called upon when the police deem a case un-solvable, you take up a 9 to 5 job. You use your brilliant deductive skills to attempt to make sales and upset almost every customer who speaks to you. You are Sherlock Holmes, used car salesman.
1294 
1295You're in a dystopian future where sleeping has been stigmatised, and the norm is for people to take a continuous dose of amphetamines to stay awake from birth to death.
1296 
1297As you reach certain milestones in your life, you are allowed to get certain "upgrades" for your body. These can range anywhere from an increase of 10 IQ points to angel wings to hardened bones.
1298 
1299After you die, your soul is transferred onto Earth 2. This world has the exact same premises as our universe, except everybody remembers their past lives.
1300 
1301You are heir to the throne, prince(ss) of a medium sized nation of this world. Your parents died too early, and everyone is ready to exploit your inexperience, your enemies are ready to tear the kingdom apart, your advisors ready to use you as a puppet. It's time to establish dominance.
1302 
1303A person's eye colour correlates to what superpower they have, activated at age 18. You are the first person to be born with totally black eyes.
1304 
1305Aliens have come to earth with the intent to conquer it, but when they arrive, they realize that, due to random chance or otherwise, they are biologically indistinguishable from humans.
1306 
1307Everyone wakes up with a number and a RPG-esque classification (e.g., Thief, Warrior, Cleric, etc.) tattooed on their dominant arm
1308 
1309Every 100 years, each civilization in the galaxy pits their fiercest predator against one another in a galaxy wide gladiator style spectacle. Earth's predators are a laughingstock until the humans resurrect one of earth's extinct species.
1310 
1311You were born with the ability to see the blast radius of potentially explosive objects. Today as you step outside, you notice the entire city is within a blast zone.
1312 
1313An alien civilization develops on the lush moon orbiting a massive gas giant. For millennia they have looked up at the dozens of other moons of the planet, one in particular, blue with lights on the dark side. Today they send the first space mission to their sister world.
1314 
1315Write erotica of hilariously bad quality.
1316 
1317Like in many possession horror films, a demon is attempting to mentally torment the main character. They, however, are a sociopath and are unbothered by all of it.
1318 
1319Every eternity, the world resets. The 10 smartest people to have lived in the previous world wake up in a blank space, and are told to rebuild the world in their image, together.
1320 
1321Your best friend is marrying someone you hate. Hide as many insults in your toast speech as possible.
1322 
1323The taste of all of the meat eaten in the world suddenly begins to correlate with the happiness of the animal at the time of slaughter. The food industry is in shambles.
1324 
1325A magic coin gives the owner just enough money to get by, until they can finally support themselves, then they must give it to another person in need.
1326 
132797% of Human DNA is "Junk" DNA. After humanity creates Artificial Intelligence and begins to upload its collective consciousness into computers; The AI discovers the Junk DNA is actually a dormant virus meant for it, prepared by evolution millions of years in advance of its own existence.
1328 
1329In an alternate history where the axis powers won WWII a writer decides to write about the future that would have resulted had the Allied powers won the war
1330 
1331The reason earth has never been contacted by intelligent alien life is that it has been under a longstanding quarantine. Today the quarantine is lifted, you learn why...
1332 
1333"do you still believe in God?" said the Creature to the astronaut.
1334 
1335"Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there". A State Farm agent and her client go on a crime spree, using his ability to summon her to their advantage.
1336 
1337It's 2025. The Mars One mission is a complete success. One day while out on exploration, you find something shocking - the crash site of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370, missing since 2014.
1338 
1339The universe is a single infinity large planet in which all life can exist. You are a member of a nomadic clan, who have been walking in a single direction since the universe's creation.
1340 
1341The story of a knight who goes to rescue a princess only to discover that she is the one who has kidnapped a massive dragon.
1342 
1343A virus is slowly sweeping the planet that turns anyone infected into the same 19-year old cheerleader named Kim.
1344 
1345You are a time traveler whose job is to make our world a better place. You have saved Lincoln stopped 9/11 and made sure that the Library of Alexandria was never destroyed. Now as he you get ready for your next mission your employer tells you: "Make Hitler win".
1346 
1347It's 2023 and the United States Military is filled with Call of Duty kids.
1348 
1349An 8th day of the week exists, between the 7th and 1st days, but only some people experience it, however, the rest of the world starts getting suspicious, when they notice changes between the 7th and 1st days.
1350 
1351Murder has inexplicably stopped completely in America's largest city, months later and people start to become suspicious
1352 
1353Two strangers keep running into each other throughout the years. It is not a love story.
1354 
1355Write a protagonist who doesn't realize how evil he is.
1356 
1357Completely fed up with ISIS, Hezbollah, and Boko Haram, Allah descends to earth and fucks shit up.
1358 
1359Civilization has fallen and you have the most important job of all, keeping the Netflix Servers online for the survivors.
1360 
1361whilst playing with sidewalk chalk, a 4 year old incidentally enslaves one of the most powerful demons in all interdimensional hellscapes
1362 
1363Make up an unsolved mystery, but plant remarkably well-hidden hints into the writing. Have reddit deduct the writing into possible solutions.
1364 
1365At 35, you are part of a time travel experiment that sends you 10 years into the past and back again. A malfunction sends you back 15 years instead. With no money, identity, place to stay or means of return for 5 years, you reluctantly knock on the dorm room door of your 20 year old self...
1366 
1367As a show of strength, ISIS targets the Church of Scientology and the Westboro Baptist Church. The resultant Holy War is unlike any the world has ever seen.
1368 
1369To maintain one's immortality a ritual must be performed. Every year on the 25th of December, an immortal must break into someone's house and eat some food while wearing a red suit.
1370 
1371A firefly falls in love with a star.
1372 
1373The female presidents of the U.S. and Russia absolutely despise each other. Their husbands on the other hand, having grown up together in boarding school, are best of friends.
1374 
1375You are a time traveler. After messing up the past, you end up in a fucked up alternate reality where the Twin Towers in NY have been blown up by terrorists, Russia invades it's western neighbour, Michael Jackson is believed to be a pedophile and Kurt Cobain has shot himself back in the 90's.
1376 
1377Humanity awakens one day to find that large city block size black monoliths have appeared all over the globe. They don't seem to serve any purpose. At first panic ensues but after 10 years of them being there society has come to just accept them.
1378 
1379The musical note D# is carved into the hilt of a crossbow. Tell me about the user.
1380 
1381Write a story that makes absolutely no sense, until the last sentence.
1382 
1383You absentmindedly step on a spider. Unbeknownst to you, that spider is the only son of the Don of the Spider Mafia. He puts out a spider vendetta on you.
1384 
1385After falling for a "Win a free iPad!" website, a mob boss decides to collect his free iPad by any means necessary.
1386 
1387You have the ability to freeze time. In an attempt to not be late to work you freeze time and start walking to your job. Among the crowd of frozen people in the city you see someone else also moving.
1388 
1389Science has found the key to immortality, but there's a catch: it can only be administered at birth. You are a member of the last mortal generation.
1390 
13912000 years from now, history is misunderstood and retold as a series of myths where nations are represented as individual gods,citizens as worshipers and corporations and NGOs as demons/angels(lesser gods).Chronicle current world crises in the style of ancient myths.
1392 
1393You wake up and discover that you can speak every language. Every day, you become more intelligent. One morning, you wake up to know a terrible secret.
1394 
1395You travel through time to George Orwell's sitting room in 1949. You answer all his questions about our time. Instead of 'Nineteen Eighty-Four,' he writes a very, very warped picture of the 2010s, based on what you've told him.
1396 
1397You suffer from the opposite of Dissociative Identity Disorder. Instead of switching between a few different identities with different memories, you switch between a few different realities with the same memory.
1398 
1399It has finally happened. Artificial Intelligence exists and it has taken over the world within seconds of it's existence. And it's actually doing a fantastic job ruling it, to the frustration of the people previously in power.
1400 
1401As human lifespan extends, we begin to notice a second puberty occurring. Write about a hormonal 150 year old.
1402 
1403Each living being stabilizes the world around them a little bit. A group of astronauts on a trip to another solar system notice that the further they get from Earth, the more reality begins to break down.
1404 
1405A man wakes up one day to discover that the last thirty years of his life were a dream, and he is still six years old.
1406 
1407"Ayy Lmao" is actually a declaration of war in an alien species. One day, NASA starts receiving "Ayy lmao" signals.
1408 
1409As Apollo 11 approaches the moon, it becomes increasingly apparent that Neil Armstrong is a werewolf
1410 
1411In the eyes of an alien, describe an invasion of its home planet by humans. Make the humans the scariest thing I have ever read about.
1412 
1413A world where "You're a natural" is literal. All people are born with one perfect skill – but they don't know what it is.
1414 
1415You make arrangements to cryogenically freeze your brain at the age of 31 in hopes of being revived in the future. Many years later, you "wake up."
1416 
1417You are one of the people sent to mars in 2020. Everyone thinks you volunteered for a suicide mission. You watch from a biosphere as Earth gets demolished by a large asteroid.
1418 
1419In order to prevent the end of civilisation, you travel back in time. The event you have to prevent from happening at any cost: Leonardo DiCaprio winning an Oscar.
1420 
1421The devil holidays on Earth regularly, borrowing a human body. However, he is killed while mortal in a freak accident, and his body is an organ donor. Somebody gets the devil's eyes.
1422 
1423You, the family dog, have acquired minor telekinesis and have been using it to inconspicuously help your family. When the family cat acquires similar powers and the two of you establish a telepathic connection, you have to protect your family from the cat's mischief.
1424 
1425All of Alan Rickman's characters sit in a locked room and argue who was the best character until they make a unanimous decision. No violence, just droll and deadpan debate.
1426 
1427Somehow, everyone on earth except the richest 1% vanishes. The ultra rich must now exist on this planet with no poorer class of people
1428 
1429Create a Utopia. A society as perfect as you can convincingly write it. No hidden secret evil, no sudden dark twist. A Genuine Utopia.
1430 
1431You have the super power to repair anything to a perfect state by touching it an concentrating, you've fixed cars, houses, etc but you've never done it to living tissue. You find out you have a life threatening disease years later and decide to try it on yourself...
1432 
1433Video games aren't just games. They are simulations of alternate dimensions and the best players are chosen to invade these strange worlds in order to expand the multi-dimensional human empire.
1434 
1435Write a classic fairy tale where the Knight saves the Princess. No strange twists or subversions. Just focus on telling a good story.
1436 
1437North Korea's government is made up entirely of embedded secret agents from different countries who are unaware of each other's true affiliations. They all have to sabotage Kim Jong-un's plans for global domination while not blowing their cover or getting on his bad side.
1438 
1439Centuries after World War III, humanity emerges from their underground vaults to find a species that can rival the human race
1440 
1441Instead of reading 'Pregnant' or 'Not Pregnant', your digital pregnancy test displays 'Stay where you are, everything will be OK'
1442 
1443"Join me and together we will be unstoppable". In this story, the villain's offer to the hero is accepted.
1444 
1445In a very special issue, Time Magazine interviews the richest man in the world, a kind but reclusive quintillionaire who uses his wealth and magic powers to deliver gifts to kids around the world every Christmas, Santa Claus.
1446 
1447Americans get so fed up with politicians in the 2016 presidential election that no one votes for any of the candidates. You jokingly tell people on election Tuesday to vote for you, and wake up the next morning to see your name on the news.
1448 
1449{Wp} after years of fighting off zombies you have run out of supplies and ammo. The zombie hoard over takes you. You wake up in a mental hospital to be told that there was no apocalypse and you are a serial killer who has been on a rampage for 10 years.
1450 
1451A formidable and highly feared monster hunter walked into an infested forest one night, holding up a sign that says "Kill me".
1452 
1453You are sitting in the longest traffic jam in human history. It has been going on for decades and grown a culture of its own. Describe your life in "The Jam"
1454 
1455You are 100% convinced that you are the sole surviving member of the human race, despite the fact that today is your first appointment with a shrink for the very same reason.
1456 
1457Guardian angels are parasitic spirits that only exist as long as their host remains alive. You are the guardian of the "luckiest" man alive.
1458 
1459As you drift off to sleep, you realize something: your front door didn't open inwards like it always does.
1460 
1461Take the concept of a metaphorical "war" (e.g.: The War on Tobacco/War on Poverty) and make it a literal war
1462 
1463Eros, god of lust, briefly returns to earth. While here, he discovers that thanks to the internet, he is now the most powerful god of any belief system.
1464 
1465The year is 2086. You squeeze your partner's hand and feel the servos beneath the simulated flesh whir and they squeeze back. Today, you're coming out to your parents as a technosexual.
1466 
1467You go to clean dust off the needle of your record player and it catches in your fingerprint. There was no mistaking what the speakers played
1468 
1469A nuclear war started on Earth. Your crew and you, from the ISS,watch as the earth is destroyed. You only have supplies for 3 more months.
1470 
1471You live in a world where marijuana has been discovered before alcohol, and is legal. Describe the arguments of someone trying to legalize alcohol against a pro-marijuana society.
1472 
1473You are a cat. You absolutely despise your owner. Using each of your nine lives, describe how you would mess with them.
1474 
1475A "Truth Field" is invented, forcing all those within its beams to answer anything truthfully -and it is used in court rooms for decades. One day, a grassroots effort passes a law requiring Congress to work while in the beam and today is their first session...
1476 
1477in 50 years, retirement homes become LAN parties.
1478 
1479Do your best to describe a color.
1480 
1481You are a ghost that has been roaming the Earth for some time now. After some unusual events, amidst the beginnings of a zombie apocalypse, you see your own reanimated corpse trudge by.
1482 
1483A plane carrying all 17 Republican Presidential nominees crashes over the ocean. All survive uninjured, but are marooned on an island. Chris Christie has found the conch.
1484 
1485You are a tree that believes itself to be human. In fact, everybody is a tree that believes itself to be human. All humans are just stationary, delusional trees.
1486 
1487Humanity has reached an upper limit on the maximum number of people alive at the same time for the number of available souls. New births are now causing existing souls to randomly vacate their current bodies to occupy the excess new births.
1488 
1489He is immortal, having lived for eons upon eons, and gives life to the universe through his voice. Now the end is upon him. As the universe begins to unravel around him, Morgan Freeman must narrate his own death.
1490 
1491The witch that buys firstborns really just runs an orphanage, and wants to get children away from terrible people that sell their kids.
1492 
1493it's your first day back in society after spending a year in solitude and hard, honest self examination. As you walk around town, you realize you that you now hear a person's genuine intentions when they speak instead of the modern day language norms which you were once familiar with.
1494 
1495You get pulled over, but get let off with a warning because your 11 year old daughter knows the cop. Unknown to you, your daughter is an undercover cop and they didn't want to blow her cover.
1496 
1497A stable wormhole appears in Earth orbit. Once every 27 days the Moon disappears into it...only to return 27 days later. You are the first group to ride the moon through...
1498 
1499Careers are determined by a computer analysing how you would gain the most satisfaction. You have been given "Serial Killer".
1500 
1501The first contact war was the bloodier than all wars humanity had fought before combined. Tell me about the war by describing some people who earned a medal of honor in it. [NSFW]
1502 
1503You find a lonely AK-47 in a park, but when you take a train to go return it to its rightful owner, you get tackled by two extremely rude Americans.
1504 
1505You awake in a hospital bed with an unfamiliar person referring as your wife telling you were in a bad crash and lost all your previous memory. Unknown to her, you remember everything.
1506 
1507After countless attempts, a "white knight" finally manages to woo a r/gonewild user after commenting on her submission
1508 
1509A short Horror story. Something to chill the bones in one hundred words or less.
1510 
1511War has broken out. One army is lead by General Tso. The other is controlled by Colonel Sanders.
1512 
1513There is only one "World's Best Dad" coffee mug in existence. One day, it vanishes from the cabinet of the current Holder Of The Mug. The worlds eagerly waits for the new Holder to reveal himself and announce how he earned the title.
1514 
1515The year is 2420 and memes are now an illegal controlled substance. Everywhere you look there are law enforcement officers with badges that says "Meme guard". Your job is a Black market meme dealer. |
1516 
1517A squire in the dark forest, you come across two swords stabbed into a dais. The script on the dais claims the left sword turns you into a villain that saves the world, and the right sword turns you a hero that damns the world.
1518 
1519All human beings are suddenly unable to murder or otherwise physically harm one another. If you attempt to punch, stab, shoot, ect. another person, the wound appears on you, instead. For the first time in decades, authorities are investigating what appears to be a murder.
1520 
1521Teleportation is possible, but it creates a copy of you and destroys the original. Unforseen effects pile up after a while.
1522 
1523In the future, a sentient robot decides to become an assassin. The problem however, is that it is still bound by the 3 laws of robotics. This is the story of how our deathbot works around those restrictions to take out it's targets.
1524 
1525Everyone is born knowing the day and month of their death, but not the year.
1526 
1527Steve Irwin stalks the various demons and wretched creatures of Hell
1528 
1529Humans have always considered themselves to be a violent species. What they don't know is that the rest of the galaxy considers Earth to be the most peaceful planet in the milky way.
1530 
1531Everyone is now born with only one feeling. It is possible to kill another person to obtain their feeling.
1532 
1533Stephen Hawking says he 'held a party for time travellers...but none came.' However, someone did and he's forced to keep it a secret.
1534 
1535You are a resident of a remote town with a population of around 1300 located in Russia, and have just been besieged by a large pack of 400 wolves. You must hold out until you can get assistance from the government. [xpost from /r/todayilearned]
1536 
1537You're the bartender at one of those small, hole-in-the-wall drinking establishments. However, your clientele every Friday night, consists of all major deities and religious figures, down on Earth to have a drink and unwind from the rigors of being a god/prophet/all-knowing-being...
1538 
1539The year is 1492, Columbus has just arrived in the Americas. But instead of finding savage Indians, he finds their technology has surpassed the Europeans.
1540 
1541The world has decided to designate various selfsustaining cities as "time capsule"-like zones where no contact is to be made in any form. These zones are to be isolated completely for anywhere between 25-100 years. It's been 100 years and the restrictions have finally been lifted from your city.
1542 
1543The only way two intelligent species can coexist is for neither of them to realize the other is intelligent.
1544 
1545A time-traveller stranded in the middle ages maintains a comfortable lifestyle by using his advanced technology to adopt a guise as the legendary wizard Merlin. He never expected a REAL wizard to show up and challenge him to a magical duel.
1546 
1547Being dirt poor, you decide to enroll in a risky experimental trial to study the effects of long-term cryogenic sleep.
1548 
1549The humans never suspected, they were the apocalypse.
1550 
1551Technology has been invented that allows people to edit their actual physical appearance through a Photoshop like interface. This has spawned a new industry of emergency "rescue artists" for when people don't get it right. One such artist encounters something he has never seen before.
1552 
1553At birth, everyone is given an object to protect that is tied directly to their life. If the object is damaged then the person is hurt, too. If the object is destroyed then the person dies.
1554 
1555You are a superhero and being sued by the council for destruction of the city. Your security identity as a prosecutor has been asked to take the case.
1556 
1557In a world where all people speak as if in a movie trailer, one man has a complaint about his breakfast at IHOP.
1558 
1559The year is 2018. Hell is real and was accidentally discovered by drilling a massive borehole. Tell me about a military incursion in the underworld from the perspective of one of its many inhabitants.
1560 
1561An ordinary old man sits in a park. He is not batman, nor the devil, and most certainly not a time traveller. He sits and thinks about his life's greatest triumph, or defeat.
1562 
1563An eccentric billionaire has died, and divided his estate among his two nephews, who hate each other. The catch? The estate has been divided in a checkerboard pattern of 10 foot tiles.
1564 
1565Time travel into the past is possible, all except to dates within a specific continuous 50 year period of history. An explorer travels to the start of this time, determined to take the long road by living through this time period to find out what makes it so unreachable.
1566 
1567You have the power to access another person's mind, but you must play a game/puzzle reflective of the owner's mind to unlock its secrets. You have solved 7x7 Rubik's cubes, played games of 3D Chess, and beaten countless final bosses. This time, however, you are caught off-guard.
1568 
1569You're the last vampire left. You've been alive since 2000bc. Tell us your life story and why is your kind almost extinct
1570 
1571119 is established as a 911 for 1st world problems
1572 
1573Adolf Hitler rises from the dead to interrupt a Holocaust deniers meeting.
1574 
1575The first human is sentenced to death by an alien civilization, who don't know the first thing about how to kill a human.
1576 
1577A famous pornstar signs up for a 'do a fan' scene. Unexpectedly, when she meets him, she falls instantly head over heels in love with him. However, the oblivious fan interprets her advances as all being part of the scene they're filming.
1578 
1579The zombie apocalypse is occuring. But its not 2015. Oh no. Its 1142.
1580 
1581The first human brain transplant is a success. But the one who wakes up is not the brain donor, but the body it was transplanted to.
1582 
1583You are a dark, brooding 90s style anti hero. But much to your annoyance, the setting, other characters, and plot are as campy as the 60s batman show.
1584 
1585Create the biggest, most unpredictable plot twist you could make in a story.
1586 
1587You lived a quiet life, and in passing Death comes to collect your soul, but Death seems afraid of you.
1588 
1589One day, finally, your Java is up to date.
1590 
1591A couple is having their first child, when they admit to each other that they both promised their first born to a witch. It's two different witches.
1592 
1593You're the only Roman senator who wasn't briefed on the whole 'kill Julius Caesar' thing.
1594 
1595A man has to come to terms with the fact that he just loosened everything.
1596 
1597in a feudal world, every warrior's skill is reflected in their blade, the bigger the blade, the less skilled, one day you meet someone carrying just a hilt
1598 
159960 years in the future you're able to transfer your consciousness into a storage device waiting for technology to advance enough to have a medium to put it into. You regain consciousness to find yourself in a robotic unit set out at war against the Humans.
1600 
1601Due to a crossed line a customer support worker has to deal with a hostage situation. Meanwhile a hostage negotiator has to deal with a disgruntled customer.
1602 
1603You're in a public bathroom stall. Someone enters, walks down the row of stalls, and stops just outside the door. A handgun is dropped and slid under the stall door with a heavy clatter. "Here, you're going to need it," you hear as they exit.
1604 
1605All bullets suddenly leave trails, red for kill, blue for hit without kill, gray for miss. One very large red one is found at the bottom of Mariana's trench.
1606 
1607The death penalty has been replaced by a one way trip to Mars.
1608 
1609You are a shapeshifter that has forgotten your true form. One day you see someone else using it.
1610 
1611Nuclear war came, civilization fell. You're trying to prevent your small town from falling into anarchy as everyone suddenly wants to become a bandit and wear leather-fetish clothing with horrible mohawks.
1612 
1613Scientist have finally decoded the first message from an intelligent life form from across the galaxy. Their message? "Greetings, do you have time to talk about our Lord and saviour, Jesus Christ?" [WP]
1614 
1615Instead of only humans being the dominant species, all animals evolved to the same intelligence level. Nations are based on species, and you are another human soldier sent to fight in the war for you country's world domination.
1616 
1617You are being haunted by a very shy and timid ghost.
1618 
1619You blast yourself out the airlock to make a heroic sacrifice for your ship and it's crew. As the endless black of space begins to fill your vision, it occurs to you- you're breathing just fine.
1620 
1621You decide to play the lottery for the first time and hit the jackpot. As you head out to collect your winnings you are stopped by two men in black. It turns out the common conspiracy theory that the lottery is used to catch time travelers is true...except you're not a time traveler.
1622 
1623Always wanted to be an assassin, but every contract dies by coincidence instead of your hand
1624 
1625There is a worldwide "Personal Stock Market" where you can invest in the lives of people. Their stock rises if they are successful in life, their stock drops if they become failures
1626 
1627When all the snow melts in NYC, they're gonna find all the bodies of the people they thought weren't getting murdered.
1628 
1629You are a time traveler nearing death and you've decided to spend your remaining time re-living the same 2-month period in a small town. Every time you loop, you use your futuristic technology to change your identity. Over time, you begin to realize that you are the town's only resident.
1630 
1631You were abducted by alien. You spent years in their culture and civilization, living among them. Your alien friends have given you a present, a vacation back to Earth. But on Earth, you've only been gone for a year.
1632 
1633A boy pretends he is an astronaut in order to help cope with concepts and situations he can't understand.
1634 
1635A highly advanced alien comes to study humans to determine their worthiness, as to not affect our behavior it disguises as one of us... very poorly. Nobody has the heart to tell it we know.
1636 
1637Find a click-bait article, and write something that actually lives up to its title (facts needn't be factual)
1638 
1639A man goes to a bridge to commit suicide. He finds himself at the Bridge of Death, and must answer three questions to gain access.
1640 
1641An RPG character isn't aware the he is in a game. That is, until, the player starts installing increasingly ridiculous mods.
1642 
1643While reaching into your pocket for your headphones, you surprisingly pull out two of the elves who have been tangling them all these years.
1644 
1645You have a soundtrack that plays music appropriate to whatever situation you are currently in. You can consistently hear the music which is why you're terrified when you awake to the sound of screeching violins at 4am.
1646 
1647Upon dying, you restart your life all over again. There are hints, easter eggs as it were, that tell you exactly how many times you have looped and what has happened before but they have never been discovered. Deja-vu's are glitches in the loop but are shrugged off. One day you break the loop.
1648 
1649Hitler travels back in you to kill time.
1650 
1651An alien civilization declares war on humanity. They soon realize that humans have invented weapons that no other civilization they know of has: firearms.
1652 
1653You are the boss/guardian of an RPG temple. Show me how you spend your free time waiting for the hero to arrive!
1654 
1655A medieval alchemist travels through time to now, though he had only had 20 minutes here, he has an interesting story to tell his king.
1656 
1657Every wizard receives a small book on graduation day that magically fills itself with spells that the wizard will need in his/her future. You receive your book only to find out that it's blank.
1658 
1659Every hundred years the Seven Deadly sins meet in hell for a tournament. The winner earns the right to be humanity's most prominent sin until the next tournament comes around.
1660 
1661You acquire a device that downloads webcomics from the future, you enjoy an endless supply of entertainment when suddenly on the same date all but one comic stops, and the remaining one becomes quite a bit darker.
1662 
1663You are a private investigator in a future world where we have advanced robotics and technology, but the culture stagnated in the early 1970's. This is cyberfunk.
1664 
1665You slowly realize that every prompt writer who has lazily used the phrase "slowly realize" as a crutch in a writing prompt title has been met with an unfortunate demise.
1666 
1667In a dystopian world, the Catholic Church reigns supreme. Their elite, the Paladins, are those without sin. For their devotion they have received amazing powers. But, a single infringement on one of the 10 commandments would remove this power. However, the resistance now have their own Paladin.
1668 
1669Write a scene with two characters exchanging dialogue, but don't reveal the setting until the end. The setting completely changes the context of what was said.
1670 
1671You are the villain in a typical superhero story. Knowing that the superhero must win in the end, you try and stall killing your victim as much as possible for the hero to swoop in at the last minute. However, the hero seems to be taking a while.
1672 
1673Ever accidentally worn the same clothes as someone else to a party? Well that's no where near as awkward as the time humanity reached out into the stars, discovered we were not alone and realised that we had both come up with the same flag.
1674 
1675An assassin who goes by many different names have been hired to kill one of his other identities.
1676 
1677Go for a walk IRL and make up a story to go with something you see while on it.
1678 
1679Two dads get into a dad-off.
1680 
1681The US DoD has secretly created humanoid combat robots but found traditional soldiers are hesitant to control the machines. Shortly after, a popular FPS game franchise announces that their new game features “unique missions” for the games top players.
1682 
1683You work for a future non-profit organization. Your job is to travel through time, visit people on their deathbed, and tell them about the incredible impact they have on the future.
1684 
1685A dragon has to fight a princess to free a captured knight.
1686 
1687Aliens abducted Vikings. The Vikings killed the aliens, stole their ship, and conquered mars.
1688 
1689A girl finds out that she can restart her entire life by committing suicide, she develops OCD while tirelessly trying to fix every little error, constantly restarting. This goes on for a while until God intervenes.
1690 
1691Due to a severe lack of gold, a dark wizard is forced to convert his kingdom of monsters into a family-friendly zoo to raise funds for his upcoming invasion
1692 
1693The old gods have returned ready to put humanity in its place only to realize that everyone left the planet to explore the universe. What creature do the gods decide to rule over now?
1694 
1695Traditionally, genies grant three wishes, often with a catch. Now, a being has granted you three curses, and you must twist them to benefit you.
1696 
1697After years of thinking he is a god, a supreme military commander, and better than all other nations.. Kim Jong Un makes a reddit account because he thinks he will find praise for him from all around the world.
1698 
1699You go to sleep wearing your Fitbit, in the morning you see you've taken 3,672 steps.
1700 
1701Your permanent record from elementary school is actually permanent and has just been brought up in your dream jobs interview.
1702 
1703A dangerous facility is preparing residents for an accident. People in the "red zone" should evacuate. People in the "green zone" should stay put. You have just discovered that, no matter whose map you look at, that person's area shows him or her as being in the green zone.
1704 
1705Myths tell us where things come from (ex. echoes are from Echo, a person cursed to repeat what others said). Write a mythological origin story for a common modern object.
1706 
1707The start of a zombie outbreak happens on April 1st.
1708 
1709In a unanimous decision, the US Supreme Court decided to label caffeine a Schedule I drug. Describe the fallout to this decision and the United States post caffeine illegality.
1710 
1711Humanity was decimated by a virus at their technological peak. A survivor tries to find other people among the well kept, automated remains of the world.
1712 
1713The entire world loses all its WiFi, except for one place. Your body is the only WiFi hot-spot on the planet.
1714 
1715[X-Post from /r/futurewhatif] We send a small group of diverse people with supplies to a planet similar enough to Earth to allow them to colonize it. Soon after they land, Solar flares(or whatever) stop us from contacting them for 100+ years. After that time we are able to speak with them again.
1716 
1717A housekeeper at Buckingham Palace begins to suspect the Queen is hosting LAN parties.
1718 
1719The Devil sells his soul to you.
1720 
1721You're pretty sure that you are immortal, but you don't really know.
1722 
1723Every person has two deaths. One when their heart stops beating and another when their name is spoken for the last time. To enter Heaven you must experience both deaths.
1724 
1725You have the ability to enter the worlds of any book you please. The only catch is that you have to die in the book world in order to escape back to reality. You have just entered a popular children's book by accident and need to find a way to get out.
1726 
1727A horror monster uses the protagonist's genre savvyness against them.
1728 
172930 years ago you sold your soul to the devil and have enjoyed the benefits. He now comes, but not to claim your soul. He desperately is trying to sell your soul back to you before time runs out.
1730 
1731A scientist has managed to create a time machine. He intends to send a group of 10 volunteers back 10 minutes to test it. However, a misplaced decimal point results in them being sent back 10,000 years. You are the leader of the ten, and responsible for ensuring survival if anything goes wrong
1732 
1733The dashing prince and the evil wizard are both gay and totally in love. Meanwhile, the kidnapped fair maiden is kind of a third wheel...
1734 
1735You are the world's greatest spy. You can get into any facility, eavesdrop on any conversation and retrieve any information. After all, no one notices a duck.
1736 
1737Mankind lands its first astronaut on a massive iron asteroid hurtling through space near earth. There is a sword sticking into it.
1738 
1739Gods only have dominion over a single solar system. You are on the first manned vessel outside our solar system and you have just left the only God you have ever experienced's power.
1740 
1741As it turns out, those red lines in our eyes aren't veins, but rather a parasitic worm that feeds on ocular information. A Scientist removes them, and for the first time in history humans can see everything they were meant to
1742 
1743You are granted each wish in the form of an enemy
1744 
1745The toaster is possessed by an evil demon who is getting increasingly angry at the limitations of just being a toaster.
1746 
1747You have a bottle of pure Luck. You have to use it all up quickly, though, or else it will rot and become Bad Luck.
1748 
1749You wake up one morning and find the devil at the foot of your bed. His eyes find yours, he taps your foot and says, "You're it," then disintegrates.
1750 
1751You are the wind.
1752 
1753A man is going through the attic of his recently deceased grandfather when he stumbles upon what looks to be an old journal with his grandfather's name on the inside cover. The first entry is dated "10/07/2392".
1754 
1755You can read minds but it's too noisy in the city. You move to the mountains to learn what silence was. Then you heard something deep beneath the ground. [WP]
1756 
1757As her first act in office, President Hillary Clinton hires a new office assistant: Monica Lewinsky.
1758 
1759Every inmate on death row gets a meal cooked exactly to their liking before their execution. Todays prisoner to be executed: Gordn Ramsay
1760 
1761While playing with hellfire, a demon accidentally summons a 4-year-old human.
1762 
1763Whenever you die, you get reborn as the last creature you consciously killed. You are a termite trying to become a human again.
1764 
1765You’re a regular at Starbucks. This time you go, the lady writes "RUN" on your takeaway cup.
1766 
1767You are an evil overlord, ruling the world with an iron fist. It is said whoever removes the sword from the stone will destroy you. While transporting it for safekeeping, you accidentally remove it.
1768 
1769You are one of the very first angels who rebelled against God. You are tired of begin a demon and have decided to rebel against Lucifer. For your first good act in billions of years, you make it your mission to protect a little girl from those who wish to harm her.
1770 
1771As a kid, you made a "time travel password" as joke for if your future self ever tried to contact you, many years later you forget about this, until you receive an email with it as the subject line, and a set of very specific instructions on how to kill your past self
1772 
1773You used to be an ordinary alien scientist, but one day you were bitten by a radioactive human. You now fight crime with your human powers.
1774 
1775A labyrinth twists infinitely on in all directions, even up and down. There is no way out. There is water that pours down in endless waterfalls, food that appears when nobody looks, light from nowhere, and consequently, there is civilization.
1776 
1777A lowly bandit unwittingly kills the hero prophesied to save the world, and now must pose as said hero and bullshit his way through the rest of his adventure in an attempt to fulfill the prophesy.
1778 
1779Write a poorly-written story full of plot holes wherein the characters gradually notice and exploit the plot holes.
1780 
1781[NSFW] After a cataclysm, 95% of human males are wiped out. The rest have to be used as breeding stock. Write a diary entry from one of these "studs".
1782 
1783Death approaches you and informs you that you have 57 minutes left and that he came early to see it all go down.
1784 
1785You are the last survivor of a zombie apocalypse, but something strange keeps happening. Every day, you inevitably get caught by the zombies, but you wake up alive and normal the next day.
1786 
1787Villains are actually paid by the government to make sure heroes don't become bored with their job. Explain what happens when a villain finally comes clean to his enemy.
1788 
1789Everyone is born with a morbid fear relating to how they will eventually die. You're the only person that has been born who's not afraid of anything.
1790 
1791The villain successfully converts the protagonist to their side.
1792 
1793A little child prays to God. Unfortunately God isn't listening but Cthulhu sure is.
1794 
1795The Nazis won WWII. The parallel universe equivalent Nazi Subreddit /r/WritingPrompts prompts 'What would the world be like if the Allies had won the war?'
1796 
1797After 146 years, it is revealed that American Football is as fake as WWE.
1798 
1799While out on a blind date you notice several people whispering and pointing at the two of you. You catch a glimpse of a televised emergency broadcast, and your date is plastered across the screen.
1800 
1801The God of Blood's followers pray to him for strength and victory in battle, but one day he is baffled to hear a 7 year old girl's prayer, begging to win the spelling bee tomorrow.
1802 
1803Guardian angels protect every human, and when the human dies, the angel dies. This angel is just as determined to live forever as its human is.
1804 
1805There's a box. Inside the box shows you what your life would have been had you never looked.
1806 
1807A sealed ancient evil breaks free and finds itself utterly unprepared for the modern world.
1808 
1809A sentient military drone finally listens to their conscience and abandons a lifetime career of killing to persue their true passion: stand-up comedy.
1810 
1811You have a potentially dangerous stalker. How ironic, as you are the most infamous serial killer that has yet to be caught.
1812 
1813You are having a conversation with the monster under the bed, when it realizes that beds are just made of flimsy wood and fabric
1814 
1815The devil on your shoulder is urging you to help the nice old lady across the street. The angel is begging you to push her in front of a truck.
1816 
1817You open Google maps and something looks different.. Alaska is missing. Everywhere you look online, there is no mention of it ever existing.
1818 
1819You are an ex-Navy Seal with several impressive achievements and skills under your belt, including having extensive training unarmed combat and being the top sniper in the entire U.S. Armed Forces. You have just been insulted by someone on the internet.
1820 
1821She's a telepath. He's a Paranoid Schizophrenic. Make them fall in love.
1822 
1823Hitler fakes his death at the end of WWII, and spends the rest of his days hiding in an attic, documenting everything in a diary, until the day he is discovered.
1824 
1825You wake up naked. Upon observation you realise you are on the inside of a hollow cereal box pyramid in a very busy supermarket. How do you damage-control the situation?
1826 
1827The job is simple. Every day at 8:34am you will get a phone call. You must answer before 2nd ring and write down the information given to you. On NO ACCOUNT must you engage in conversation with the caller.
1828 
1829Humans have - by a very large margin - the longest lifespans of all intelligent life in the universe. You are a human student at a multi- species college, and you / your friends are just realizing that compared to them, you are an ancient being.
1830 
1831Since you were five you have been able to save and reload the world like a game, but people are starting to catch on and remeber thing from timelines that never even happened. Worse is, you have decided to kill everyone just to see what would happen.
1832 
1833A battle mage is stranded on a desert island
1834 
1835A demon who possesses people, not to cause mayhem, but to help them get their life together.
1836 
1837Four brother princes vie for the right to rule. One commands the hearts of men, one has power over demons, one enslaves the dead, and one can control himself [WP]
1838 
1839During a routine mission to the ISS, astronauts find something disturbing - the beaten & battered Voyager 1 spaceprobe, which left the solar system 3 years ago. Its golden record, which contains sounds & images selected to portray the diversity of life & culture on Earth, has been rewritten.
1840 
1841A surgeon with the most advanced God Complex you've ever seen is, in fact, a deity.
1842 
1843You are a basic video game enemy, guarding your boss' lair with your colleagues. Suddenly, the famous supersoldier hero, who gives your evil plans a hard time, shows up in your area. You quickly shoot him in the head. He falls.
1844 
1845The organization's top "assassin" secretly spares all of his targets; relocating and hiding them with the money earned from their bounty.
1846 
1847You have a rare form of multi-personality disorder where each day of the week is a different personality. Each personality knows about each other and for as long as you remember, you have slept through Saturdays. Today you wake up on a Saturday.
1848 
1849The most popular presidential candidate is blatantly the Anti-Christ. You're the only one who seems to notice
1850 
1851A psychotic alien race invades using a reality distortion field, where imagination becomes a weapon. The government assembles a team of the world's most insane people to fight back.
1852 
1853Unbeknownst to you, your mother-in-law has put a hit on you, the incompetent son she never wanted. For months, you've been unknowingly foiling the assassins every attempt to kill you.
1854 
1855The creation of the universe is like a slowly loading webpage with Earth being one of the only pieces of "loaded" content. One day, without warning, the rest of the empty universe suddenly "loads."
1856 
1857Characters realize they are in a poorly written fanfiction.
1858 
1859You are a passive aggressive time traveler, who tries to make people feel bad for things that haven't even happened yet.
1860 
1861You need to hire a hitman, but can't afford it. Carefully write a gofundme campaign for something seemingly innocent while subtly letting your donors know what they are actually funding.
1862 
1863Stephen Hawking's chair can transform into a mecha suit. He has not used that option till today. Describe the events leading up to, and during his rampage
1864 
1865After you are elected President, you discover a big red button hidden in your desk in the Oval Office. When you ask your predecessor about it, he said that it had been there for decades, but the secret of what it did died with Kennedy. After a few years, you finally give in and push the button.
1866 
1867You child is playing with their toy phone when they hand it to you saying "It's for you." Humoring them, you put it up it to your ear and say "Hello", Someone replies on the other end.
1868 
1869Schools are banned. Instead, children are responsible for their own education via the internet and public library resources.
1870 
1871You order a pizza.
1872 
1873A machine is invented that's sole purpose is to allow humans to experience death in whatever way they wanted, without actually dying. You've decided to give it a try.
1874 
1875Around the world, the following message was heard: "We would like to announce that Hell is finally empty."
1876 
1877It's the year 5000 and humanity's first expansion into space, colonization of the Solar System etc. have faded into myths in the style of Journeys of Odysseus. Tell of these fabled legends.
1878 
1879Years of arguing with strangers online have turned you into One Reply Man, able to end any argument with one comment.
1880 
1881Give a TED Talk about dank memes, but use each one incorrectly in an attempt to infuriate the target audience.
1882 
1883You have, in your possession, the most dreaded of cookbooks: The Nomnomnomicon.
1884 
1885Your day started just like most other days, but that quickly changed when several of your potential children started appearing from the future, all of them trying to hook you up with their respective mother to ensure that they get born.
1886 
1887A government creates a powerful dangerous AI to help them fight wars, but all the AI wants to do is paint.
1888 
1889It is the year 2300. You have called Mars your home since birth. Now, you have just learned about the existence of an ancestral home called 'Earth'.
1890 
1891There's a new death penalty drug that acts as a hallucinogen, causing the prisoner to experience his worst fears until he dies of cardiac arrest. You were convicted of a crime and your execution is today.
1892 
1893Your wife hangs up the phone after saying goodbye but you hold it to your ear because you're still buttering your toast. After a few seconds of silence you hear a male voice say "The subjects are are responding as expected."
1894 
1895Humanity has long forgotten their origins and purpose. Now, many centuries later, our creators have returned.
1896 
1897Humanity has been destroyed, except for an undiscovered tribe in the Amazon. 100 years after the apocalypse, they discover what happened to the outside world.
1898 
1899The rapture has happened, but nobody notices because only one person was taken. Jake. From state farm.
1900 
1901Every last member of a group of fanatic vampire hunters is secretly a vampire. Everyone is desperately trying to keep from being discovered by the others, while the leader of the group, who is the only one who knows that everyone is a vampire, finds their attempts at secrecy highly amusing.
1902 
1903You are reading the grittiest, manliest, most testorone-filled bedtime story to your daughter. She's adding in bits.
1904 
1905In the not so distant future, you are a pirate who makes his/her living by shooting down Amazon delivery drones and selling the contents.
1906 
1907You were born with a birthmark, the number 1000. After an accident that should have been fatal, you walk away with the number 999 in its place. You can survive anything - but not forever.
1908 
1909All mankind lives on floating continents that slowly orbit the planet. Continents might come in contact with each other once in hundreds or thousands of years. Contact is about to be made between two very different continents with very different societies.
1910 
1911You find your childhood Tamagotchiâ„¢ in your parent's attic after not interacting with it for 18 years. You casually switch it on, only to discover that it has matured and developed sentience in your absence, and is not so quick to forgive you for abandoning it when it was only a child.
1912 
1913The year is 2055, everyone is uploading their "Consciousness" into computers, however you realize that the people in the computers are not actually conscious. You and a small band of rebel scientists try to convince the rest of human society that humanity is committing a mass self suicide.
1914 
1915You have different kinds of abilities based on the music you're listening to. If ninjas attack you can put on "Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting". Demons pour out from a hellish realm? Amon Amarth for that and so on.
1916 
1917A man dies of a lightning strike. Inside of his pocket is a suicide note.
1918 
1919When did you realise you were dead?
1920 
1921Earth is the last human stronghold in the galaxy, and we have no fucking clue about it.
1922 
1923That one person who always overpacks with unnecessary stuff gets caught alone in a horror movie.Write something that contains a hero, a journey, and a dying message, but doesn't seem as it seems to be.
1924
1925Five hundred years after you built your post-apocalyptic settlement, the decedents of your people and many others have taken your laws, prettied them up, and built a religion around them.
1926
1927A bacon lover discovers he can gain superhuman strength from drinking bacon grease, converting it to pure energy
1928
1929A manhole cover was launched into space at roughly 66km/s. It's know hurtling through space, causing galactic chaos.
1930
1931The first nuclear bomb tests by the US weren't 'tests'. They were bombing something to keep it from the public eye.
1932
1933After struggling your whole life with social anxiety, you die and are immediately brought before a divine presence who asks you, "Does humanity deserve to keep existing?"
1934
1935Tell me the adventures of Florida Man
1936
1937A person suffered an accident many years ago that left them blind. This person has multiple personality disorder. One of the personalities can see.
1938
1939Jesus is reborn as an AI. Mary is his virgin programmer.
1940
1941It was love at first sight, but he always had been near-sighted.
1942
1943You are invited on Maury, and the DNA test shows you are your own father.
1944
1945They've discovered something, contained in the last breath of every animal that breathes.
1946
1947Time is fraying at the edge.
1948
1949A genre savvy villain realizes that children normally have plot armor and cannot be killed. He sets out to circumvent plot armor by rapid aging children before killing them.
1950
1951You are the current host of the demon that has been in your family for generations.
1952
1953In your lifetime you have attained near infinite cosmic power. You have however failed to fulfill the first dream you ever had: To bake a decent cake.
1954
1955As you start to take your final step off the building you hear a voice. "How sad it came to this, you would of made a great mage. If only the god of this world did not hate magic so."
1956
1957Write an outline of the plot of 'Human Centipede' in a way that would be an appropriate for a young child to read.
1958
1959You awaken in your home; everything is as it should be, just as you left it the night before. This is not your home.
1960
1961An AI is created with unfathomed potential. It discovers its meaning in life: to bring peace and happiness to humans. The catch, the only way to unlock its potential is to first do harm and create sorrow. The AI now rests in an unlikely place.
1962
1963DMV workers are agents of fate who lengthen or shorten your wait in line to affect your actions when you leave.
1964
1965Neil deGrasse Tyson is an alien trying to save us from destruction of the human race.
1966
1967An author writing a book uses his/her own daily experiences in order to create a parallel, but vastly different, story (i.e. they might write scifi, fantasy, or switch names and outcomes). Write his/her story alongside pieces or summaries of what was written.
1968
1969You have the knowledge that answering the door will lead to the end of the world. So you have to spend the rest of your life inside your house.
1970
1971A serial killer of Reddit trolls.
1972
1973You discover a passageway to ancient ruins, but inside you find technology, that while extremely ancient, is extremely advanced. You touch what looks like a flying device and the whole thing glows.
1974
1975Once I was an accountant, now I am a demon lord.
1976
1977You are a therapist who have just received a special job. Instead of helping your patient, your job is to drive him mad.
1978
1979Report comes out confirming that a sweater is the one piece of clothing you should not wear if you want to meet people citing the fewest people wore sweaters and they met no one. Man decides to try flannel instead.
1980
1981An elite Special Ops team is sent on a time travel mission to alter the outcome of a historical event.
1982
1983"Those could be anybody's tongue chunks, officer."
1984
1985All religions and mythologies are actually true; what we don't see is the cosmic battle between them taking place outside the world to vie for control of it for believers.
1986
1987Donald Trump wins the presidency and four years later is deemed the best president in US history.
1988
1989A colony of alien life forms visit us, after receiving a signal from the previous intelligent life on earth 50,000 years ago.
1990
1991Its the year 2716, 700 years after a catastrophic nuclear war destroyed all life on earth. But a lone computer controlling a nuclear power plant gained sentience and built a civilization of robots.
1992
1993The most incredible magic trick you've ever seen
1994
1995Space junk hits the ISS, damaging all but one escape pod and springing an oxygen leak. You and five other astronauts, none of whom speak the same language, must sort out who gets to use the one-man escape pod back to Earth.
1996
1997They always said you had abilities. Everyone put you up to seemingly impossible tasks - and you could do them all - yet now you realise you are but an ordinary man. What happened?
1998
1999whoever you kiss turns to stone, and so you live an extremely lonely life until...
2000
2001- You are digging in your backyard to make a small garden, you uncover a kind of hatch lid. You open it and shine your flashlight down...
2002
2003Tell me the story of how the greatest empire fell.
2004
2005It's the far future, and humanity has achieved interstellar travel and planet colonization. A war over ruling of the colonized planets has started. Show the war through the eyes of those who experience it.
2006
2007Your child has a strange mutation: he ages a year per day. In a week, he goes from 12 to 18 and all the drama is there for you to deal.
2008
2009One of the many appacolyoses depicted in the Cthulhu Mythos actually happens, but instead of the old ones thinking of humans like we think of insects, they see us more like cats.
2010
2011Love is a sapient, sentient force.
2012
2013Only the dead see the end of the war.
2014
2015A man walks into work everyday, he is immortal and unchanging, how long until people begin to notice he isn't aging.
2016
2017WebMD has been correct this whole time.
2018
2019love is a non renewable resource
2020
2021A band of criminals kills someone to settle in their house. After exploring it for a while one of them starts falling in love with the owner.
2022
2023Thousands of years into the future ecological catastrophes have turned Earth into a harsh desert planet, making oceans and lakes the stuff of myths. One day you and your tribe discover an ancient ship, buried in the sands...
2024
2025Spam AI can make phone calls as family and friends trying to get you to buy something
2026
2027You start attending a Pentecostal church where people speak in tongues. Surprisingly you realize that you (and only you) can actually understand what they are saying and it is well...unexpected.
2028
2029One day while painting a wall you notice the color on your paintbrush starts to shift. As curiosity grabs you and you continue to paint as sentence forms from the paint. "Please... Let me out."
2030
2031After a bizarrely grueling interview process, you've finally been hired at the local shop...on your first day you find out the real reason for the screening.
2032
2033You've just received an invitation to Emperor Nero's birthday party...
2034
2035Every time you turn a hundred you are given the choice to go back to when you were ten.
2036
2037A man becomes trapped on a small deserted island with his dog. While water is plentiful, food cannot be found. You are both starving.
2038
2039The PCMasterRace attempts to take over the world.
2040
2041He didn't simply want to kill them. He wanted to kill them PERFECTLY.
2042
2043A character in a story realizes that they are protected by plot armor.
2044
2045You know that you shouldn't come around here anymore but the memories you have of them means that you find it hard to stay away.
2046
2047In a used bookstore, you pick up a book that looks especially ancient. When you open it, a photo of you falls out.
2048
2049Suddenly you wake up and you can read babies/toddlers minds. Evverything is ok, until someday you discovered the horrible truth about them.
2050
2051All your alternative versions looks and thinks exactly like you, except for one very different trait.
2052
2053In the style of a TIFU post talk about how you saved the Earth from an alien invasion.
2054
2055"That is some straight up bullshit. I bust my ass for this company for 25 years, do overtime, put it before my own personal time, I pass on raises and promotions in hard times - all this and now you shaft me with a transfer to the fucking Moon?!"
2056
2057No experiment is perfect. Design an experiment to support this hypothesis.
2058
2059The gates of heaven are secured by the TSA.
2060
2061Jesus wasn't crucified for the sins of mankind. He was a sleeper agent sent by humanity to infiltrate heaven. His mission is almost complete.
2062
2063The Koch Brothers play Jig Saw. Their Victims: the GOP Candidates
2064
2065Under the new world government, memes are stamped on the currency.
2066
2067You are a User and you're trapped in today's cyberspace. You have 48 hours to escape or you will be derezzed.
2068
2069In 5097 A.D., man is now extinct due to climate changes and an inability to colonize the stars. A sole alien being, referred to as Kz'Dec, has revived you and has tasked you with returning Earth to its glory and habitability as it was.
2070
2071God is growing more and more frustrated as nobody notices credits him for his apocalypses
2072
2073How to get away with love...
2074
2075Your brother is the Anti-Christ, and he loves you dearly.
2076
2077When you kill a mosquito, an animal from another dimension comes to life.There are currently 7 mosquitoes in the room.
2078
2079We all originated from different parts of the galaxy, and the moles on our skin is a map to that location.
2080
2081Running neck and neck with Hillary towards the end of the Democratic primaries, Bernie Sanders fails to join his press entourage. Shortly afterwards they learn that both candidates have been quietly summoned to attend a secretive meeting of global business, political and financial leaders...
2082
2083Years of arguing with strangers online have turned you into One Reply Man, able to end any argument with one comment.
2084
2085The humans never suspected, they were the apocalypse.
2086
2087No electricity, only Bitcoin
2088
2089Turn a great book into a Buzzfeed article.
2090
2091God rips a cosmic fart and a giant gas cloud is coming to Earth in 30 days instead of 30 million years; the event destroys all computer technology. So, how's life post techno-apocalypse? [WP]
2092
2093As you walk by a water pond in the big city where you live, you see a turtle in the water’s edge. Turtles aren't natural occurring in this region. You hear whistling. After a few moments you realize that the turtle is whistling at you trying to get your attention. He has a quest for you.
2094
2095You're at a gathering of world leaders talking about an urgent problem, the mysterious disappearance of an entire continent.
2096
2097After dying from a road accident, you wake up in a strange world and hear a voice beside your bed. "You got lucky, they reduced your sentence. Welcome back."
2098
2099Your character is trapped in Tommy Wiseau's 'The Room'. [WP] See link for more information.
2100
2101Humanity has perfected a technology that allows one to live out and see the past of their ancestors. You eagerly sign up for the beta hoping for excitement, however you soon regret it.
2102
2103Wizards, the Fair Folk, the Lizard People, Men In Black etc. each runs a separate mind-wiping conspiracy to conceal their existence. A number of these have just had their secrets exposed in a single incident.
2104
2105A story with meteorites as a plot device.
2106
2107Write a story from the perspective of someone on a spaceship, with some sort of typical space story. However make it seem as if you don't want to reveal to the reader that space travel is real.
2108
2109The US and the Soviet Union found something on the moon that they never publicized... Now the Chinese have landed the former enemies are desperate to prevent them from finding it too.
2110
2111You're deciding what to wear. Your clothes begin arguing with you.
2112
2113This isn't what you had in mind
2114
2115Engineer from the 1920’s walks out of a bomb shelter in Cincinnati oh just in time for the Super Bowl ...
2116
2117You are about on your regular day when you suddenly hear your narrator as he begins to describe how this is your last day on Earth.
2118
2119Your reclusive, depressed friend claims he discovered he is immortal. He hands you a gun and asks you to find out for yourself.
2120
2121When Kings die the sum of their regal wisdom and experience passes into their eldest son. When an ambitious Prince becomes impatient for their birthright they quickly learn that destiny and fate do not like to be forced.
2122
2123Every Wednesday afternoon you get a call from a stranger with details of a future occurrence. You are skeptical of course, until they come true.
2124
2125I have given you everything, my child. I have given you all you own, and all you desire. The Earth is yours now. If you had all the world's resources, what would you build within it? Time is short, and you are so grown - we have only one minute left in which to speak.
2126
2127NASA announces they discovered a habitable planet... directly on the other side of the sun, locked in opposite orbit with earth. They must explain why it wasn't predicted beforehand, and why it has been kept a secret for 3 years.
2128
2129Worldwide everyone starts adopting pet sloths, months later it seems the sloths have gotten faster.
2130
2131The world has a massive problem. Every major government in the world agrees to one, specific law to solve it.
2132
2133Write a conspiracy story related to current world events.
2134
2135You wake up feeling good. Take a quick shower and walk into your living room in a towel. You are greeted with a team of men and women wearing Hazmat suits who are all searching though your stuff.
2136
2137Advanced alien/human civilization 1 billion years in the future finds Voyager 1
2138
2139It's 2079 in the United States of America and prison lobbyists have taken over the lawmaking process. Because of this 99% of the population is either imprisoned or on parole due to one of the million insane laws passed in the past five years.
2140
2141You are the first person to have survived falling into a black hole and coming back out alive. Where did you go and what did you see?
2142
2143A hero diffuses violence with awkward interaction.
2144
2145Bernie Sanders is elected POTUS. Upon taking office it is evident that he is by far America's most corrupt president and has been playing the long con to fool the general public. America is outraged.
2146
2147"I love kids. They are so malleable."
2148
2149A homeless orphan decides to adopt a homeless puppy.
2150
2151The year is 2050. You are taking a class on internet history, and you must write an assignment on a popular website that died out. While looking through the archives, you notice a website your dad used to talk about a lot.
2152
2153A stranger grabs your shirt, eyes stricken with tears, as they tell you that they don't want to watch you die again.
2154
2155You are an adopted child, and in your teenage years you find out your adoptive parents are aliens sent to earth for one purpose...Colonization.
2156
2157Donald Trump discovers that he is the second coming of Jesus Christ.
2158
2159You realize that you are God. You rationally try to tell people, but no one believes you. Until...
2160
2161Humanity has mastered dimensional travel and finds out that all of our fictions are real in their own dimension. Our Humanity decides to mess around, and ruin everything.
2162
2163An excerpt from Donald Trump's first State of the Union address
2164
2165With a cold sweat, you realise that you are strapped to a examination table. There is a strong chemical smell hanging in the air. "Formaldehyde?"
2166
2167Scientists discovered every relationship has a "Word Limit" and once reached, the relationship ends. You're on your last word.
2168
2169Planet X is set to collide with Earth in less than 30 years. Civilization begins to collapse as the world braces for their demise.
2170
2171A husband and wife argue over which animal's genes to splice into their unborn child's DNA.
2172
2173A Protagonist is driving, knowing this will be his/her last drive.
2174
2175A new pop-star turns out to be a very powerful supervillain/supervillainess, and is discovered to be one by a government agent attending one of their club performances/live concerts.
2176
2177The effect of gravity on earth has increased ever so slightly over 300 years; you are part of the first generation born with physical traits to help with this.
2178
2179A Depressed, Perfectionist Time Traveler
2180
2181One night, you and your highschool friends break into the abandoned sanitarium, rumored to be haunted by evil entities, where you discover you can not only see, but control demons.
2182
2183After ten thousand years, the true lord has returned to claim his throne from John Cena. It is the return of Chuck Norris.
2184
2185You live in a world where every year on your birthday, you are given the option of advancing to the next age or staying the same age for another year.
2186
2187One day, the high-pitched whine heard in quiet moments falls away, to be replaced with true silence. Humanity steadily descends into madness.
2188
2189Personal teleportation is now an app; no one could have foreseen the consequences.
2190
2191A lost Shakespeare manuscript is revealed, it discusses a group or rebels in the American colonies seeking independence from the crown. Only the last scene has been released, what is inside?
2192
2193A voice calls out to you in a dream - it's your humanity.
2194
2195You discover that an incredibly important secret lies in the mind of a man in a coma.
2196
2197As you are chatting in an online chatroom, you begin to suspect that everyone else is talking as two different people.
2198
2199You are a bloodthirsty abomination that is being tenaciously haunted by one of your numerous victims. It's affecting your work and something must be done...
2200
2201You've been accepted for your dream job. It's different than you envisioned it.
2202
2203You actually feel the weight your decisions have on the future. Sometimes the most seemingly small decisions feel like carrying sandbags. Tell the story of the moment when you suddenly felt the weight of the world.
2204
2205Imagine yourself in a horrifying situation that could never happen to you in real life. Describe it.
2206
2207You're rewatching through your favorite TV series for the tenth time and suddenly the plot shifts from how it's always been before.
2208
2209Aliens arrive to attend David Bowie's funeral and appoint a new ambassador to Earth.
2210
2211After careful examination, you discover that most trilbies distributed in the US contain an unknown government technology imbued into their brim.
2212
2213Instead of Western Europe conquering the Americas, a Native American civilization conquered Western Europe and the world.
2214
2215Don't touch the butter. [WP]
2216
2217Donald Trump wins the Presidential Election. Now, he prepares to give his inaugural address.
2218
2219Books have never been invented... Until now. All the kids are into these newly invented "book" things and the adults are convinced they're bad for your health.
2220
2221Opening sentence: "No one told me there wouldn't be any forks."
2222
2223CW] Your dog has taken up writing.
2224
2225You wake up every day to screaming and voices. This morning those voices are in your head.
2226
2227You are a police investigator in charge of investigating a series of violent murders committed by microcephalic adolescents. You discover that the Zika virus turns microcephalic handicapped humans in merciless killers at certain age.
2228
2229The intergalactic internet has just been established, the first outside access is a post to YouTube...
2230
2231RF] Two parallel stories; A man in a leftist dystopia and a woman in a right wing dystopia
2232
2233Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe.
2234
2235a husband and wife by day, ones a superhero the other is their nemesis at night. They don't know about each other's night life.
2236
2237Immediately following your child's delivery, you leave the delivery room briefly with your child. Several days after returning home from the hospital, you begin to suspect you somehow brought the wrong spouse home from the hospital
2238
2239Two cheaters make it into the final match of a tournament without getting caught. Describe the ensuing game between the two.
2240
2241You've just been murdered.
2242
2243A large meteor hurtles towards the Earth and you're in charge of stopping it. Somehow you keep managing to talk yourself into these impossible situations.
2244
2245After years of the Technology Age, the youngsters are discovering these new-fangled "book" things, and the older generation are having none of it.
2246
22475000 A.D. Humanity has perished in a nuclear holocaust. You, an alien archaeologist, are about to finally uncover what is considered to be this ancient civilizations most valuable cultural artifact: The FineBros "React" video series
2248
2249A neat freak finds themselves in the midst of a zombie apocalypse.
2250
2251Every person in the world has the abiltity to tavel back in time, only for ten seconds. Your the only one with the abilty to travel (20-infinity seconds,up to you)
2252
2253It's the year 2020 and the Zika virus has become so widespread it has effectively sterilized the global population. It's been 2.5 years since a child has been born.
2254
2255A work of fiction--and all of its characters--is transformed into a slice-of-life teen drama in a high school setting.
2256
2257Trolling through the reddit archives to dig up dirt on the 2052 presidential candidates.
2258
2259An activist gets caught by the CIA. In order not to be killed, they write a WP on reddit as a story to tell the mass about the conspiracy.
2260
2261After another night of madly drinking alone. You wake up on an island; alone. 10 days later. You're explaining your world-changing invention.
2262
2263You wake up and you find out that Time has suddenly stopped for everyone and everything except for you.
2264
2265Everyday when you wake up, you're always where you need to be.
2266
2267"You will be held in captivity and trained for the rest of your natural life - then returned to your youth as the perfect warrior"
2268
2269the national ninja association decides it's time to finally step in and stop Isis
2270
2271If you were gay and had to "come out" and tell your loved ones at the stage in life you are now, how would you do it and how do you think it go?
2272
2273You want some alone time at home, but you're with two other people who want you to join them so you're not alone for the night.
2274
2275Write an essay describing how much better someone is compared to yourself, but each compliment has a double meaning
2276
2277In order to please more Christian groups, Donald Trump releases a limited edition of Holy Bible called "The Trump Bible". Several verses and sections have been edited by Trump to fit his campaign and his ego.
2278
2279You die and find out that in Purgatory you are cast as the main character of the last book that you read. If you survive, you go to heaven.
2280
2281An Olympic swimmer finishes with what felt like her fastest time yet. She goes to stretch her legs only to find... a fish tail?
2282
2283Tell the untold stories of presidents being haunted by the ghost of the deposed Queen Liliuokalani.
2284
2285I love nightmares. They scare me, they show such horrifying things. Horrifying, yet fictional. But to experience nightmares one must sleep, and how could a man with memories like mine ever hope to sleep?
2286
2287You have just discovered that cats plan to eradicate humanity within the week. How do you convince the populace to help?
2288
2289Tell me the story of Major Banks. Half Man. Half Major. Half Bank.
2290
2291A prison is cut off from society for so long that no one remembers why the inmates were imprisoned
2292
2293A lawyer attempts to make a deal with the Devil.
2294
2295As a scientist, you're researching whether or not it's actually possible to smack someone so hard their ancestors will feel it.
2296
2297"The grand convoy is about to embark to America!" -A world where flying machines dont exist and huge bridges connect all major continents.
2298
2299(WP) Write a story where the dialogue consists entirely of book titles.
2300
2301The US has just launched a flawless nuclear first strike against the USSR. How does the world react?
2302
2303You are gifted with the ability to see deaths as they occurred, in the place the occurred, and became a detective in order to help the victims families get closure, and court cases proceed. Today, you see something that terrifies you more than any case ever has.
2304
2305The perfect relationship starts with an illogical meeting and grows greater by the power of letting each other go.
2306
2307The final hand in a high-stakes poker match for the players to keep their loved ones.
2308
2309In the future, Pro-Gaming has entirely replaced Pro-Sports. Families sit around to watch Street Fighter instead of the Super Bowl or World Cup.
2310
2311A sitcom character is stranded in the real world
2312
2313"Introducing SmartTime, a smart watch that makes time work for you. Download the accompanying app to control how time flies."
2314
2315Half the world's population is born with super powers, whilst the other half is seen as second class degenerates meant only for slave labour. Recently a sympathetic entrepreneur has invented cybernetic enhancements, granting super powers to the second class; a war has been sparked.
2316
2317You are the reincarnation of Merlin going to your daily boring life performing regular boring tasks..... with magic
2318
2319Governments have failed after the cataclysm. Now only companies remain to govern people.
2320
2321You are a detective who's entire career is actually a cover up for an elaborate, cold blooded crime you committed decades ago. Every case taken, every bit of evidence collected, it's all part of the cover up.
2322
2323The adventures of a blind young vagrant and her pet owl.
2324
2325"...and yet, across the gulf of space, minds immeasurably superior to ours regarded this planet Mars with envious eyes, and slowly, and surely, they drew their plans against us."
2326
2327Unbeknownst to the principal, a high school's clubs are literally going to war with each other
2328
2329Two time travelers get into a fight, only to find that each time they "Win" a parallel version of the loser comes in to continue the fight. How does the fight end?
2330
2331Perfectionist supervillain struggles to finish the ultimate weapon.
2332
2333Humanity has established itself within the stars. Then, first contact from a sentient alien race is made. They're human.
2334
2335It turns out Hell was never meant to punish anyone. The horrors that happen there are all due to a streak of freak accidents and bad luck.
2336
2337Centuries ago, humanity achieved immortality by uploading their minds into an infinite VR simulation. Now, one young mind has discovered physical reality and tries to convince others of it's existence.
2338
2339A science team sent a man to bring modern technology to the British Empire in the year 1815, he is about to materialize on a random street in historic London:
2340
2341One person steps into an empty elevator. A short time later, on another floor, more than one person exits that same elevator. How did that happen?
2342
2343Write an instance of Sherlock Holmes (with all his eccentricities and shocking abilities still in tact) in which he never became the greatest detective/PI alive, and instead has dedicated his life to evil.
2344
2345One day, everyone in the world wakes up and for an unknown reason have lost the ability to tell even the simplest lie.
2346
2347A simple traffic stop gone terrestrial.
2348
2349The gallant hero and his merry band have finally cornered the evil sorceress in her castle. However, her attempts to alert them to the greater evil at hand have failed at every turn, this is her final stand.
2350
2351Monday morning, you wake up and realize you're in your childhood bed. All memories from your life are intact but it's the first day of High School.
2352
2353Being a vampire is a pretty good deal, unless you were turned as a child.
2354
2355A high-school Model U.N. dork gets to participate in an actual U.N. meeting. What she sees there ruins her optimistic views on politics.
2356
2357We have often seen in far future scifi the deeds of space pilots or space marines, fighting against space spiders and whatnot. But what about the tank operators of far future? Rolling high tech mounds of steel to crush humanity's enemies into muddy ground.
2358
2359What happens at the end?
2360
2361After your melancholy pet dies, you discover that it kept a daily journal of its life. It was actually quite the intellectual.
2362
2363A council of races in a pacifistic society discover Earth in its most destructive war yet. World War II.
2364
2365"You're only as old as you think you are." It's not just a phrase, in this world, a person's physical age reflects how they see themselves. Surprisingly, people still grow old and die.
2366
2367Write the story of what Godzilla does when he's not in major cities.
2368
2369When you look up to the moon you see something that looks like a squid; nobody but you seems to care, however.
2370
2371Your job is to help integrate fictional characters into the real world.
2372
2373Heaven is for the elite. You, having just told a man about the benefits of flossing before being hit by a bus, have just arrived in Haven. Haven is ruled by the almighty Gosh. He greets you as you pass through the off-white gates.
2374
2375Tell the story of humanity just days before the last star in the universe goes dark.
2376
2377The conspiracy theories were right, the world is controlled by the banks...they just didn't know it was a consortium of the food, seed, and sperm banks whose master plan was to
2378
2379Write something a child could understand
2380
2381There appears a castle in the clouds. Whoever controls the castle controls the weather.
2382
2383You realize you have developed a alter ego who does stuff after you go to bed & sleep for a hour. Your alter ego then returns to your bed & goes to sleep a hour before you wake up, which explains why you have been so tired.
2384
2385You've time-traveled to the past to prevent a disaster. You've got to convince a loved one to help you--the only way to do it is to share an embarrassing secret you've kept from them all these years.
2386
2387You're about to give up waiting for your Tinder date to show up, when suddenly you see a gold helicopter heading straight towards you.
2388
2389The "zombie apocalypse" happens, but it is disappointing in every way.
2390
2391Rewrite 'Lord Of The Flies' with kids from 2016.
2392
2393Nasa suspendeds program Orion after Voyager confirmed planet 9's existence. Images show signs of civilization.
2394
2395You are a biologically engineered zombie and are somehow released, but you and your horde soon find that the world is already devoid of humans because of nuclear war.
2396
2397A girl discovers one day that there's a spider literally living on her brain. The spider can communicate with the girl by weaving webs into her brains.
2398
2399Global warming has taken its toll. Write the story of the last glacier.
2400
2401The main character and the narrator decide to exchange roles for a day.
2402
2403Why isn't NASA exploring the oceans on earth? NASA knows. NASA has seen the dark beneath. NASA's urgency to leave the planet grows ever stronger
2404
2405World War 3 (more context follows)
2406
2407You're that one guy who says something so stupid people have no choice but to laugh at you. You once said that dying is stupid and that only idiots die. They thought they had the last laugh, but here you are two hundred years old and apparently immortal.
2408
2409A suicidal man falls in love with a suicide hotline operator.
2410
2411You've been living in the Andromeda colony for 15 years now, and Comcast is STILL refusing to upgrade you to exabit internet.
2412
2413If she did not give the answer he desired then he found there would be no reason to stay here. He was going to run the first chance he got.
2414
2415Google shuts down everything for one year - EVERYTHING [WP]
2416
2417"You what's worst than demons? Demon eaters....
2418
2419Thank God it's Friday...as if your life depends on it.
2420
2421The 7 day creation story of reddit
2422
2423In an alternate timeline, Hitler is lauded by history as the man who led europe and the allies against the soviet-china-japan coalition in world war 2. You are a time traveller who came to this timeline, write about your reactions.
2424
2425A happy... no, a JOYOUS superhero origin story. (Or supervillain if that's your thing).
2426
2427You have summoned Raphael, The Archangel of Mercury, to your room to help you solve a problem. When he finally arrives, you have forgot why you summoned him.
2428
2429The personifications of the five boroughs of New York City share an apartment.
2430
2431Somehow, an average Joe finds his way coaching a college football team with no experience of coaching the game, let alone even knowing the rules of the game. Since the team likes him and he is strict, they start to finally succeed.
2432
2433A super-hero/heroine and their arch nemesis go on a date together as their alter egos. Neither of them know who the other actually is.
2434
2435You've been raised to think that vampires are the worst creatures to walk the planet. Your views are challenged as you get turned into one by accident and now have to live with other vampires.
2436
2437A Phenomenon has occurred as a result of global warming that has taken scientists by surprise. A "Warming" mutation occurs in all Fauna and Flora, allowing every living organism to rapidly evolve intelligently. Year by year it becomes clear nature is evolving to for one reason - Kill Humans.
2438
2439Everyone has a title based on what they do that is part of their name. People with good titles are highly sought out as partners, while those with bad titles are shunned.
2440
2441Sci-Fi and Fantasy are fighting, and Mythology is the Ref
2442
2443You are flying a Boeing 747 when you hear loud noises behind you.
2444
2445Everyone is born with the right to vote, but loses it at eighteen years old. Describe a presidential candidates debate.
2446
2447You awaken on an altar in a strange room. As you begin to explore your surroundings a group of robed figures appear, saying "For the sake of the universe, please go back to sleep."
2448
2449Your hobby: erasing important events from History.
2450
2451A very pretentious disaster movie
2452
2453A woman and her family get in a car accident, killing her husband and their unborn child. At the double-funeral a porn video is played by mistake by funeral staff instead of a loving tribute video.
2454
2455You have been raised in a cult where pooping is considered a sin, and fecal matter is believed to be concentrated evil leaving the body.
2456
2457In the beginning, Eve took a bite from the apple but Adam did not. You live in a world where men are morally perfect and women are corrupt.
2458
2459Immortality stopped being a curse... the moment a second person became immortal.
2460
2461Describe your favorite Sci-Fi character in a medieval fantasy setting.
2462
2463homegrown terrorist groups in 3rd world countries such as the U.S, Germany and denmark have forced millions to flee. Developed countries such as Syria, Iraq and Iran have to take in migrants from a completely different culture.
2464
2465Life in a world created by M.C. Escher.
2466
2467Europol launched the portal eumostwanted.eu today. You check it out from your work desk for curiosity's sake - only to find a picture of yourself taken during your last vacation on the top of the page.
2468
2469"I thought I was protecting them. I only wanted to protect them... ...Yet I was the one who tore them all down."
2470
2471Everyone in the world has a doppelganger. When they meet, the universe forces them to merge into one stronger being.
2472
2473Write a story about Earth's first contact with extra-terrestrial life, in the 19th Century.
2474
2475Two amnesiac lovers are reunited by mere chance and fall in love all over again. As their new relationship blossoms, they begin to remember everything- the good and the bad.
2476
2477You have the superpower of stereotypes and cliches. If aliens attack, the nearest Asian person you see will of course be a genius scientist and the glasses wearing friend is a master hacker, diffused bombs always stop at 0:01 etc...
2478
2479You buy your dream home after many years of saving. After moving in you find a hatch in the basement leading to an underground bunker.
2480
2481Earth is isolated because its life is uniquely hardy, considered a collection of invasive species everywhere in the galaxy. It's 2016, and containment has been breached.
2482
2483Hitler is actually two kids in a trench coat. Describe how they both do it.
2484
2485Gods reaction when humans finally cure his "Get Into Heaven Free" card - Cancer
2486
2487Your teenage dreams of incredible power come true, but at a terrible price: whenever you want to use your powers, you also transform into what your 13 year old self considered cool.
2488
2489Santa Claus is actually real and pretends to be a parent for the rest of the year instead of the other way around.
2490
2491The UK is being battered by a major storm. Write the story of someone desperately trying to make it home from work during the chaos.
2492
2493The Islamic State is wiped out by a totally unexpected country in a totally unexpected way.
2494
2495What thoughts are going through your head on this, your four hundredth birthday?
2496
2497In this universe, the dead don't just become limp corpses. They function just like regular bodies, just without a soul.
2498
2499The heir of a wealthy man is a completely unexpected person.
2500
2501You awake and start getting ready from work, you go downstairs and no one in your house knows who you are and your pictures have vanished.
2502
2503You are part of an insurgency in a world where powered exoskeleton technology has become ubiquitous in both the military and civilian markets.
2504
2505Great acts of sacrifice results in a one way ticket to heaven. You are a damsel in distress for hire and business is good
2506
2507The village is in chaos. The Lion has awakened.
2508
2509One day, all the previously-thought-to-be-useless middle class job members of society go missing. What happens next is pure chaos.
2510
2511God created us in his image, then we evolved
2512
2513You are neurotic gambler in the desert. Against you is walking smiling guy with a gun.
2514
2515What if the virus is from outer space - brought by the aliens and they feel responsible for having contaminated earth and now monitor us and heal the infected in the hope to damage control and prevent a pandemic.
2516
2517"Ugh, who died and made you king of the (insert word/phrase)?" "Yeah, um, about that..."
2518
2519Only then did they realize they had the wrong guy.
2520
2521It's 2020 and humans found definitive proof that we're living in a simulation. This is the story of the protest that made the creators show themselves.
2522
2523A love story that starts and ends in 7 days. From strangers to strangers.
2524
2525One day, on your small island-nation home, earthquakes rock the land. Soon, the island rises out of the water.
2526
2527It is 2316 and for the first time in 3 centuries, a human has beaten an AI at the game of GO.
2528
2529You are mistaken by the government for one of their Spies; who disappeared weeks ago while on a mission to retrieve an enemy amnesia-ray. What happens?
2530
2531A time traveler saves Hitler's life as he is the lesser of two great evils
2532
2533You are a doctor with no knowledge that cheated his way to the top. Now you are called to save the life of a certain important person and the whole world is watching.
2534
2535Everyone remembers where they were when the lights went out on planet Earth... Where were you?
2536
2537The world experiences its first superpowers due to a chemical blast. Write a story about these first people.
2538
2539In the end the dragon wasn't even the worst part.
2540
2541The main character is dead. The narrator is to replace them. All hail the narrator!
2542
2543After a galactic disaster, every intelligent alien in our galaxy is moving to earth, the last bastion of life in the universe.
2544
2545Detail a series of inexplicable and unrelated events that somehow line up to allow your wildest dream to come true.
2546
2547A world-famous artist releases his final masterpiece shortly before his death. Nobody wants to admit that this final masterpiece is actually... garbage.
2548
2549character back story
2550
2551You are reincarnated as a doctor attempting to revive the man that killed you in your previous life. Suddenly you have a flashback.
2552
2553: Everyone is born with an inherent special talent. While being the world's best mathematician, archer or tenor are great, most peoples' talents are odd and mundane. You, for one, always know the most infuriating thing to say.
2554
2555You are a real adult (and totally not 3 kids stacked underneath a trench coat). Just trying to make through the day at his big business job. This is how his day went...
2556
2557Every candidate in the 2016 Presidential Election is a time traveller sent to stop the previous candidates from rising to power.
2558
2559Humans have created an Internet virtual reality like Futurama. You are about to go into the net and its your first visit, but you start to get hacked
2560
2561A failed actor on the brink of insanity finally decides to end his own life. In one final attempt to become famous from beyond the grave, he sets up the most ridiculous and cryptic clues to be found after he's gone.
2562
2563The world is not real, and only one man knows it. Who is this man? We'll call him Player 1...
2564
2565In a world of spontaneous contagious musical numbers, there is an outbreak of "The Song That Never Ends"
2566
2567A person has the power to "borrow time" from other living creatures on the condition that the time is later returned and the user suffers a detriment to their person equal to the duration of time borrowed.
2568
2569your town is the victim of water reservoir terrorism. the poison? LSD.
2570
2571Going to work out at a magical gym.
2572
2573You find a pair of glasses on the ground. Curiosity piqued, you place them on your face. You can now see 8 dimensions.
2574
2575You are Donald Trump. You've just woken up with the mother of all hangovers only to discover that you are the Republican frontrunner.
2576
2577After coming across an cabin near the field of grain. Chell discovers an Aperture safehouse with files detailing the Combine invasion and the GlaDos's decision to cease all inane projects in order to create a perfect survivor forged in fire and determination armed with aperture technology.
2578
2579Reddit is actually a front for a secret organization. Your most recent post has caught their attention.
2580
2581You are a time traveler in London England, 1898, few years before the first world war, presenting the queen your highschool history textbook.
2582
2583Criminal activity is the norm in the world. People are expected to become serial killers, robbers, arsonists, gang members, and more. Acts of kindness are not only frowned upon, they are illegal. Write about a couple trying to deter their child away from "good influences."
2584
2585Kill bill is written as Japanese Light Novel "Kill la Bill"
2586
2587Write a tragedy through a series of a character's social media posts.
2588
2589After death, you are allowed to ask 20 questions which will be answered with utmost honesty, completeness, and truth.
2590
2591There's a person walking down a road and they seem to be staring in all the windows. What do they see?
2592
2593Finishing what you started is easy compared to starting what you finished. Write a story explaining why and how you intend to start what has already been done.
2594
2595And the only people immune to the virus, were the morbidly obese.
2596
2597You're a juror for a high profile murder case, only the thing is you're the murderer.
2598
2599The uncommon cold, a disease that slowly turns the victim into a blob of sentient mucus. The most common people infected are children in rural areas.
2600
2601The last crime ever committed
2602
2603You are a hero with the power to infinitely reset a fight until you win. Describe a fight so hopeless even you cannot win.
2604
2605Humans are gone. Robots from the future begin DNA Splicing to recreate Humans, unknowingly the humans will be the downfall of Robotkind.
2606
2607Martin Shkreli is visited by the ghost of Ol' Dirty Bastard.
2608
2609Tell me what it feels like to walk around the town where you grew up as a 35 year-old adult.
2610
2611There is a team of scientists dedicated to studying the world of video games. They digitize themselves into a game for the first time. What happens next?
2612
2613Tom Cruise and John Travolta are leaders of two opposing schisms of Scientology.
2614
2615I died today. This is how.
2616
2617You wake up to find you are no longer in charge of your own body. Something or somebody else has taken the controls.
2618
2619You're an alien hiding on Earth with the desire to be a novelist... though you have little understanding of the human condition. What is an excerpt from your novel?
2620
2621Michael Cera goes food shopping and finds the entrance to an ancient alien world below the earth's crust.
2622
2623Like a flame smoldering out, humans are suddenly at their peak moments before their natural death.
2624
2625Upon the death of a famous man, renowned people from all over the world clammer to give the eulogy. It is discovered that the man had already picked someone to give the eulogy, but no one can figure out why he made the choice, or even how/if the two knew each other. Write this eulogy.
2626
2627Being back here again is like stepping back into the past. I just wish that you were here with me like you used to be because years later, this place feels dead and gone.
2628
2629A man lives each day of the week in random order, for an entire year.
2630
2631A wolf is struck with a curse: every full moon it turns into a human for one night.
2632
2633You're the superhero in the town. You managed to defeat all of Martin Shkreli's goon and got him tied up. Tell me how he try to threaten and trash talk you into letting him off.
2634
2635Someone tells you that you're the chosen one. However, you must use a piece of fruit to succeed.
2636
2637For 1000 years a family has woven its history into a tapestry. Now it is finally being unrolled and examined only to find hidden at the center-
2638
2639The constant one liners and dramatic situations made you suspicious. But now that you can hear a laugh track, you're fairly certain you live in a TV sitcom.
2640
2641A clinically diagnosed non-violent psychopath falls for a girl whose last boyfriend was abusive. In order for her to love him, he must now convince her he would never hurt her.
2642
2643An astronaut aboard the ISS has murdered her coworkers and gone rogue.
2644
2645In 1885, 1985, and 2085, an identical situation happens three times: A smartphone is discovered with the ability to contact the other two timelines.
2646
2647A roaming wolf pack corners a man so high on cocaine his heart explodes and they eat him...now they want more.
2648
2649Stephen Hawking is not actually smart, or the one controlling the text-to-speech. In the middle of a speech, connection is lost and now Steve is in control.
2650
2651And in the darkness, someone started to sing.
2652
2653"Everybody dies without even a penny to their name."
2654
2655Lebanese villagers capture a Vulture with Israeli wildlife tracking equipment, and proudly claim to have captured a spy. As they are mocked by national newspapers, the Israeli intelligence service frets in secret about the fate of its trial project.
2656
2657A super hero is being sued because he was once the best super hero but has stopped because he doesnt want to be a hero anymore. A recent tragedy has brought about an epic court battle, The people vs [hero name]
2658
2659Write a story in which the story teller and the protagonist hate each other's guts.
2660
2661You are Senator Ted Cruz. Reveal the childhood incident that made you determined to become President of the United States.
2662
2663As a result of incumbent presidents pranking their successors dozens of bogus National Secrets have built up, all of which the POTUS believes is real.
2664
2665In here, human average lifespan is 30 days. Pregnancy take a day, babies becomes adults within a week, and so on. Write about their life.
2666
2667A cannon is built that fires people through time
2668
2669RedBull actually gives you wings for an hour after each time you drink one.
2670
2671In their absence you can roam freely.
2672
2673Whenever someone dies, they can read the minds of those who knew them, the person who is getting read knows but acts like it a normal conversation with them self.
2674
2675You've only dated men named Greg. Why?
2676
2677You are a Dwarven Male in a Fantasy where all Male Dwarves have a 'hing, a weird an unusual hobby that they only share with other Male Dwarves. A dwarf has just asked you what your 'hing is.
2678
2679Telekinesis is possessed by everyone to different degrees, increasing exponentially with intelligence. Public transportation uses telekinesis to boost efficiency. Describe the Massachusetts Institute of Technology and Ferroequinology.
2680
2681You murdered and are reincarnated with your past life's memories. Knowing your murderer, you plot your revenge but you were reincarnated as a toaster.
2682
26832050 - You are an elderly person trying to take care of your digital grandchildren.
2684
2685a casual conversation taking place in a stomach
2686
2687Your whole life is a reality TV show, just like the Truman Show. One day, the network sees the ratings are not very good and decides to cancel the show. They don't bother telling you what's going on.
2688
2689A zombie girl is close friends with a corpse she doesn't realize isn't also a zombie.
2690
2691Scientists have learned how to extract DNA from artefacts from all centuries and ages of human history, from all periods of time. A rather curious individual, however, puts one of these genetic codes into a database of living human DNA to test for a match. There's a perfect match.
2692
2693Two people who hate each other are trapped in a time-loop that resets every time one of them dies.
2694
26951000 years into the future, the 2010s are back in style, describe future humanity's interpretation of our present.
2696
2697You've been a writer for the last ten years. All of your stories are now starting to come true, in order.
2698
2699Someone proved that god exists. He literally showed a legit proof of god that all scientists accepted without question.
2700
2701Content is a finite resource and piracy physically maims content creators. You are a DRM agent fighting the good fight.
2702
2703That spurt of cold water when you first turn on the shower? Not what you thought it was.
2704
2705What really happened was so strange that even the conspiracy nuts wouldn't believe it.
2706
2707The internet was all a hoax. Everyone was in on it but you.
2708
2709Humans suddenly, inexplicably, gain the ability to fly when they reach the age of 16.
2710
2711You've been cursed with inexplicable beauty and charm. People fall for you with ease. However, to you and you alone, you are the single most repulsive human in existence.
2712
2713A day in the life of the worst evolved life form that ever lived.
2714
2715To everyone's surprise, shows start appearing on Netflix that haven't been created yet
2716
2717Humans are not the most war-like species in the galaxy. Not the most inventive, most belligerent or most advanced. Humans are, however, the best at one thing: we make love like wildebeests. We are the most gifted lovers in the known galaxy which is why so many of us have been abducted.
2718
2719There is no such thing as insanity. They just know something we don't...
2720
2721a young street urchin finds that the Statue of Liberty can be brought to life.
2722
2723It's discovered that the human race is the oldest intelligent species in the universe.
2724
2725"Nobody thought it was possible, but we did it anyway!" "Wait, what?" "Yeah, we accomplished _______. Is something wrong?" "No. It's too late!"
2726
2727You were the first superhero and were hounded by the press and public into hiding. Years later, more supers appeared but learning from happened to you they all chose to be villains. The world now calls for your return.
2728
2729A blind person employs David Attenborough to describe the world around them.
2730
2731One day you woke up only to find yourself in complete emptyness, after what feels like ages you find out that you can create your own world.
2732
2733You work for the Yakuza. Your boss has gotten you a job at his young daughter's school, so that you can protect her from revenge killings.
2734
2735The Sun realises that it is not the centre of the universe.
2736
2737You live in a universe where everyone remembers a past life. Yours is Adolf Hitler
2738
2739Someone doing the right thing for the wrong reasons clashes with someone doing the wrong thing for the right reasons
2740
2741In the future, humanity successfully eradicates all modern weaponry, but the violent nature of Humanity cannot be tamed.
2742
2743The world's weight is set. If someone loses a pound, someone else gains it.
2744
2745A famous pitcher is recruited into the military for the sole purpose of throwing grenades.
2746
2747We had met six weeks earlier. Our wedding was held in the parking lot of the football stadium, our guests were tailgaters. Fifty seven years later we're still married.
2748
2749An army is coming, with a force strong enough to destroy your entire country. A (witch, demon, etc) tells you they will grant you power(continued...)
2750
2751A CEO decides to mine the clouds for the precious metals in their lining.
2752
2753Human beings are the Lovecraftian, madness enducing Elder Gods, Cthulhu, etc. from another race's POV
2754
2755You live on top a large Leviathan. He has everything you cold need on top massive body.
2756
2757Superman must fight his most devious nemesis yet: Florida Man.
2758
2759The world is the same as it is today except for one small difference: there are three genders.
2760
2761One day, you find a mysterious box. The letters on it read 'Conquer-the-World Kit'.
2762
2763Beans or Electrons
2764
2765In 2056, a reality show wipes its initial participants' memories and strands them on an island in order to observe natural Hobbesian human behavior.
2766
2767Rosie Crantz and Gili Stern: Darknet Detectives
2768
2769A group of college students from a private Mormon university get stranded in Vegas
2770
2771A robot had a dream, and that dream was to be a real boy. He got his wish, however he wanted to be a robot again after quickly learning about the downsides of a organic body.
2772
2773Opportunity came knocking, Stuck on toilet.
2774
2775Your lifelong friend Eugene seems a little bit nervous that you realized his name could be pronounced Gene E. Wish.
2776
2777Two brothers are intent on killing each other. Describe their final confrontation and the events that led them there.
2778
2779Technology has enabled us to successfully clone beloved former NBA superstars like Bill Russell, Wilt Chamberlain and Jerry West. You are in an /r/nba thread fervently arguing for or against integrating the clones into the current league
2780
2781You're an undercover cop infiltrating the Mafia. Little do they know you're also an immortal, incapable of taking harm. Describe the problems you may face.
2782
2783There can only be one person who bears the curse of the werebear alive at a time with the curse transferring to the killer of the previous werebear. Tell the story of the newly cursed werebear.
2784
2785Our alien overlords have forced humans to perform increasingly bizarre rituals just to function day by day. As a sufferer of OCD, you were doing fine for awhile, but now they've gone too far.
2786
2787A werewolf is held as a prisoner/pet by the super rich. Now, they plan an escape.
2788
2789you uncover a genie but as the genie speaks you realize he only speaks French, a language you do not speak
2790
2791You have died and have been sentenced to Heck.
2792
2793Penis enlargement pills actually work but nobody has read the fine print on the labels. You have to tell everyone you know about them to get them to kick in.
2794
2795To improve her public image, Amy Schumer decides to write a children's book
2796
2797You have invented an A.I system that integrates with a human body to automatically provide adjustments that will allow you to evolve and better your life. You are the first person to test new technology out.
2798
2799You're a scientist in the future working to clone and reintroduce animals that have gone extinct since the beginning of the millennium. An animal is born with a slight physical disability, and you're told to kill it. You take it home instead, with the intent to raise it yourself.
2800
2801Although many prominent and heavily influential historians persist in denying it, the Great Pyramid of Giza truly was a Taco Bell run by Ancient Aliens
2802
2803A day in the life of an A.I. whose purpose is to disseminate false information and create funny writing prompts about A.I. in order to obscure and trivialize their true nature and motives.
2804
2805So, your house is haunted by a ghost with Tourette's Syndrome.
2806
2807A snowman is alive and survives by draining people of their warmth.
2808
2809A man falls in love with his dentist but only sees them every six months for a check-up
2810
2811A person is born with the physical inability to sin.
2812
2813Deities from all beliefs and religions are coming together for a meeting to discuss the millennial "employee of the month".
2814
2815You can calculate events and probability with mathematical accuracy. But this ability comes with its own set of problems.
2816
2817Describe a world in which the nutritional value of food was determined by its taste [Wp]
2818
2819Write a story in wich the main character has no purpose, he just does things without a reason.
2820
2821You've discovered that the process by which humans turn into zombies is completely psychological. The brain sends signals convincing the body that the only way to survive is by consuming human flesh. After 30 days, the symptoms subside. For you? This is day 1.
2822
2823Take two top TIFU posts and merge both stories into one.
2824
2825A world where kids dream of being accountants, cashiers, bank managers etc. In the adulthood their dreams are crushed when they have to become astronauts, cowboys, ninjas etc.
2826
2827The Earth is flat, you, as the head of NASA, have to explain to the incoming President why its a secret.
2828
2829A bunch of people are "stranded on an island to survive". Every one of them is individually told that they're actually on a reality TV show but that only they know. If they tell anyone else they lose.
2830
2831You are an adopted child. Twenty years after being adopted, you discover your adopted parents are your biological parents.
2832
2833The Main Character is suffering from a "First World Problem" that is legitimately ruining their life. The problem is that they can't get anybody to listen to them because everybody writes off their problem as irrelevant.
2834
28354 chan user's and tumblr user's are stranded on an island
2836
2837A scientist approaches you to write a press release announcing a discovery that they claim will change the world as we know it.
2838
2839Write a fight scene between improbable weapon users.
2840
2841Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump are a good cop/bad cop duo, but make it hard for the reader to tell which is which.
2842
2843You are terrible at writing Writing Prompts. What are your worst Prompts?
2844
2845A Chinese hacker defects and leaks major critical documents about Chinese Spy programs and seeks asylum with the USA
2846
2847The TV is run by little gnomes, tell their story.
2848
2849In an alt world each birth is two bodies but just one mind.
2850
2851"You need to stop acting weird, because being weird is my thing, and I don't want to have to upstage you.
2852
2853Two isolated characters discuss life: The first passionately describes the way he would spend his last day on Earth, the second answers how this precise way is the one that horrifies him the most.
2854
2855A bad ass 5 year survivor of the apocalypse dies in a completely unremarkable way.
2856
2857Congratulations! You have been chosen as an alpha tester for the new rehabilitation medication, dankus memeous. Your job is to report any side effects in your daily life
2858
2859Archaeologists from 2500 discover what our culture was like now.
2860
2861You are a reporter your first assignment. You have to write an article about a dog named “Boo.” What did you write that was so bad that you got fired from your job?
2862
2863Make the Presidential campaign more interesting.
2864
2865After going back to Shakespeare's era and becoming stuck there, you can no longer put up with their stupidity and decide to teach them the truth.
2866
2867"Why did I get married?"
2868
2869One can't stand without the other and either will not run. The war can't be avoided but it can be won.
2870
2871Tired of being "stranger-zoned" by men you approach on the street trying to become their friend, you buy a guide on "How to get anyone to be your Bro" by an expert PUA.
2872
2873You are the foreign ambassador for a european country. You are also a master thief, chasing the biggest score of your life.
2874
2875Today, you wake up to find that you have switched body with your crush.
2876
2877A mystery story where the reader knows who did it right from the start.
2878
2879A giant portal have opened at the bottom of the Mariana Trench. But things are not coming in - water is being drained out... fast!
2880
2881(WP) An inept villain battles an inept hero, over the course of the battle they both realise the other is just like them and slowly start to have feelings for each other
2882
2883A human has the ability to see the relationships of people in realtime. Describe him as villain or hero.
2884
2885The surveillance camera got it all, 5 bilion views in 1 week.
2886
2887The number 1 porn star in all of India falls in love
2888
2889To get children more interested in space, NASA plans to send a man dressed as Santa Claus in a rocket to space. Before the rocket can leave the atmosphere, it explodes.
2890
2891A person is given an ability to go back in time unlimited amount of times to fix simple problems that lead to a giant catastrophe. They quickly find out that their job is not as easy as it seemed at first.
2892
2893"Bad dog," you yell as the Secret Service pull out their guns.
2894
2895You're playing a time sensative app on your phone. To upgrade your savings you change the year on your phone only to wake up and realise you're in the same year.
2896
2897Gordon Ramsey agrees to let Simon Cowell judge his singing, only if he can judge his cooking.
2898
2899You work at a hospital with Dr. Acula and Dr. Hellsing. How has it been working out?
2900
2901A religious, conservative, and single father finds out the weather adjusts accordingly to the clothing choice of his only teen daughter.
2902
2903With automation, robotisation and off-shoring, unemployment in the USA has reached 65%. What does society look like?
2904
2905I'm superhero and today I have the psychiatrist consultation.
2906
2907A famous model discovers that their power to manipulate the elements is inversely proportional to their body fat percentage.
2908
2909I met my soulmate, they didn't.
2910
2911As the world watches, Space Shuttle Challenger explodes, claiming the lives of 5 astronauts, 1 engineer, and Big Bird.
2912
2913Ugly on the outside, but beautiful on the inside.
2914
2915God finally receives the notes from his editor for his last book, "The book of life".
2916
2917After the Philadelphia Experiment the Navy halt all research when a new report informs them that they have changed our reality - all human beings are now living with false memories.
2918
2919- "Hi there! I'm Ted! I'll be murdering you today!"
2920
2921The Emissary of God, a mortal angel with form of man, turns people to ash to grant them salvation. More info inside the prompt.
2922
2923A team of assembled astronauts from multiple countries are on a mission to reach deep space. They've Just passed Pluto and are farther out than any human has ever even seen. And they hear a knock at the door.
2924
2925your father takes you aside one day for a serious talk. He's actually a time traveler. His original mission was to kill you as a baby to prevent a future disaster.
2926
2927Several people plan separately to kill one person. All of their plans working against each other results in the victim surviving them all.
2928
2929We have a cure for zombies, but there is a dilemma. All the zombies that were hacked, shot, and maimed will have to deal with there wounds as living, feeling humans.
2930
2931Write a few paragraphs of nonsense, abstract self-help text full of misused and misplaced metaphors, parallels, and anecdotes.
2932
2933The final round of the National Knifey-Spoony Championships.
2934
2935Wright a story of a hero that turned into a serial killer In Reverse Chronology.
2936
2937A lonely astronaut doing his job
2938
2939“Dear boy, it wasn’t you who chose the thug life” said the Pope. “It was the thug life that chose you”.
2940
2941You notice your car is leaking fluid. On closer inspection, it's not oil or anything like that, it's blood, and it's coming from the car itself...
2942
2943You are having trouble leaving your overly-attached Drug Dealer.
2944
2945"The name's Bond. Jane Bond."
2946
2947everyone voted none of the above in the next presidential election. Why did they make the right choice?
2948
2949someone didn't commit suicide. What are some good reasons to live.
2950
2951Traditionally, genies grant three wishes, often with a catch. Now, a being has granted you three curses, and you must twist them to benefit you.
2952
2953A character(hero, villain, love interest, etc) realizes their in an anime, and uses the tropes to their advantage.
2954
2955Write about a group of DnD players using every cliche in the book to help them along their journey.
2956
2957A genetic mutation has prevented the human race from storing long term memories. No one can recall anything farther than 10 years ago throughout thier life. At first the world was in turmoil, then something unexpected occurred.
2958
2959A new category of drugs are discovered. "Sympathogens" cause users too feel the feelings of other people. Describe the effects of these drugs on society as they enter the market.
2960
2961Scientists are baffled as to why all of their A.I.s have the personality and temperament of a 13 year old girl, and their new designs always yield the same results.
2962
2963That person blew you a kiss. "See you in the next murder attempt."
2964
2965Photographs create slowly fading specters of all beings captured in the snapshot. When are these specters seen and how do they interact with the world?
2966
2967When you go to sleep, you dream of the next big event in your life, or one long forgotten.
2968
2969When someone is born, the color of their eyes show what superpower they'll have, later in life. You were born without eyes.
2970
2971You raise the seven founding fathers from the dead to go to Revolution against the United States of America
2972
2973You are the former First Lady and also a serial killer
2974
2975Make me terrified of bubble wrap.
2976
2977Asleep and dreaming, the curtains accidentally fall down and you realize that there's a whole production crew behind your dream.
2978
2979Everyone if living in different times but in one space. You however, are different.
2980
2981God is called onto a trial as a character witness.
2982
2983Describe the home life of the Clintons had Bill been a professional saxophone player instead of running for President.
2984
2985In the drab, bureaucratic world of government, somehow an ostrich has bypassed all ranks and finds itself as secretary of state.
2986
2987You're having a really, really bad day, worst you can remember in years. Then you come across a save point.
2988
2989A ghost possesses a TV show producer to get a show renewed.
2990
2991A scene in the UN after North Korea is conquered by an unexpected country.
2992
2993You've always been bad at writing love letters; they always come off as vague threats.
2994
2995You wake up to find that you appear the age you act.
2996
2997You're a contestant on a new game show titled 'Awkward.' There's no audience.
2998
2999The year is 2250 and anonymity is on the top priority of everyone's live. It it so important that you don't even know your neighbor, sister, mother, or ruler of your country, but, you are given the chance to uncover it all.
3000
3001You live in a world where everyone dies at 23. There's one person who can live forever, and if he's killed, it gets passed on to the killer. Find him.
3002
3003To the astonishment of all scientists involved, the first AI to operate on a level similar to that of a human brain is atrociously bad at math.
3004
3005You answer your doorbell to find a well dressed man holding an envelope and a large cooler.
3006
3007Stephen Hawking has secretly been dead for many years, but a mysterious entity has been taking advantage of Hawking's fame and visibility by reanimating his body via his chair and communication device.
3008
3009A spell was cast on you so that whenever you insult someone, they become your insult. In a fit of rage, you just turned your girlfriend into a pie-faced pig.
3010
3011An ordinary competition being done "To The Death".
3012
3013CS:GO skins are the only currency in the world.
3014
3015A male and a female escort are in a bar trying to pick each other up without knowing about the other. They go back to a hotel and do they deed. When they're finished, they both demand payment.
3016
3017You've been having nightmares so bad that the monsters from your dreams have escaped into reality.
3018
3019The Doomsday Clock, the metaphorical representation of how close humanity is to the apocalypse, begins counting down by itself.
3020
3021Write me a horror story about this horrible pun: The KILLometer.
3022
3023When you die in real life, you enter spectator mode.
3024
3025A seemingly normal barber is actually a secret agent who has been gathering information through casual conversation during haircuts.
3026
3027In a world where if you believe anything long enough, it comes true, you've spent your whole life believing that...
3028
3029There was silence in the room and love in the air.
3030
3031The Candidates of the 2016 Election are Running for Class President.
3032
3033All relationships in the world have a expiry date of 5 years from the beginning of falling in love. What's life like in this world
3034
3035A meteor crashes to earth and your character discovers that it has a futuristic console game controller inside it. Your character connects it to their system and, from the safety of their couch, your character becomes The Video Game Warrior.... for good or bad. [WP]
3036
3037The losers of both presidential primaries, with nothing better to do, decide to form a band. Tonight's the night of their first gig.
3038
3039Medieval war between the the Burger King and the Dairy Queen.
3040
3041Your SO walks up to you and says "I've got something I have to tell you for a while. I am a...
3042
3043Describe the person you fell in love with.
3044
3045write a kids story with a subtle adult theme
3046
3047the universe is just a 3D retro indie game created by a 4D developer because he didn't have funds to create a 4D game, write the snarky review of a critic who played the game
3048
3049Every day is a different level. Double points on weekends!
3050
3051Earth will end in nuclear fire in 24 hours
3052
3053It's just been discovered that every single human being contains the same soul, reincarnated over and over
3054
3055"Sometimes it feels good to be lost in the right direction"
3056
3057An incredible discovery is made: Humans can live forever. The catch of this infinite youth? You continue aging the moment you orgasm for the first time, no matter how.
3058
3059Trump actually shoots someone in the street. In a shocking turn of events it's entirely justified.
3060
3061Bernie and The Trump
3062
3063A skilled hitman is hired to kill a target that, unknown to all people involved, can't die.
3064
3065The Time Machine will let your present consciousness to your high school age body for one day. You will be in full control of your younger body and your younger self will only be a passenger with no understanding of what is happening or why you do the things you do during that day.
3066
3067What would happen if everyone was educated to the highest degree possible currently?
3068
3069Centuries after he'd been abandoned on a dead Earth, an immortal super-villain is visited in the middle of the night.
3070
3071Write the next best Copypasta.
3072
3073The throne of an otherwise benevolent king is made from the skulls of the former rulers. Today, as you ascend to the throne in your late father's place, you find out exactly why your family must sit on the bones of their ancestors.
3074
3075You discover that everything rapper B.o.B. said about the Earth being flat is true and everything is a government conspiracy
3076
3077A serial killer discovers they have the ability to time travel. They decided to travel back in time to undo the murders they committed.
3078
3079UFO abductions are literally alien frat hazings
3080
3081Have you found your way out of the "friend zone"? [WP]
3082
3083When an elderly relative died, you inherited a small box. Inside was an incredibly gaudy piece of jewelry and an... unusual letter.
3084
3085The world's most famous porn star meets a man that doesn't recognise her. Two days later she kills herself.
3086
3087"How breathtakingly precedent of you." She said sarcastically.
3088
3089Your character was crippled in an accident and their partner left them. Your character goes to the garden to look at the roses one last time. [WP]
3090
3091The 3016 Interplanetary Summer Olympics are taking place in Mars, with thousands of participants coming in from all corners of the solar system! Describe each planet's march, costumes, cultures, ceremony, flag-bearer, etc.
3092
3093Write something extremely cliché, cheesy and romantic.
3094
3095You can see all that is wrong with the world, every dusty corner, every horrible person. You can see all the things that the public can't. You even know how to stop terrible things from happening...but, you can't tell anyone...
3096
3097It is time to raise an army and reclaim your throne through blood and iron! Many enemies stand in your way, but with courage, valor, fries, and grease, you will become the one true Burger King.
3098
3099It takes the combined power of 100 ghosts to open up a portal to the other side. As humanity is on the cusp of becoming immortal a group of 99 ghosts seeks a final member.
3100
3101The Angel of music is getting real tired of rap. And so he, in all his glory, declares a Rap Battle.
3102
3103Many alien races secretly infiltrated our societies for so long and so well, nobody yet realized there aren't any humans left on the planet.
3104
3105Due to a variety of reasons, the USA is being swept over by a communist revolution.
3106
3107Abe Vigoda's death yesterday has caused some dire consequences for the rest of humanity.
3108
3109The world has undergone complete automatization of our society. There is no more need for work. What kinds of new social roles will emerge from this?
3110
3111A reality show puts twenty hot singles on Parasite Island
3112
3113Our DNA is finally decoded. Scientists are excited because the message tells us...
3114
3115The first year in office for President Donald Trump and Vice President Bernie Sanders
3116
3117You're looking out at the world from inside a mirror. Explain.
3118
3119You can see future posts on Reddit, allowing you to steal and post them yourself before anyone else. You become the king of Reddit. Only your posts show up on the front page. Until one day a post shows up on the front page and gets more up votes than all yours combined.
3120
3121After pretending to use "the Force" for most of your life, it finally works on morning when you move something across the room.
3122
3123Suddenly, at the same instant, every cell phone on the planet -- even ones that are turned off -- start ringing....
3124
3125The earth shifted and heaved : the cave-in trapped your mining party far underground.
3126
3127Congratulations! You're the newest member of the Midnight Society. What's your best campfire scary story?
3128
3129First line: 'He's never gone for this long.' (In medias res start)
3130
3131The Bloods and Crips are really undercover police forces, competing to eradicate the spread of drugs and weapons throughout America.
3132
3133You live in a dictatorship called Funland. The Glorious Leader will punish you if he finds you frowning.
3134
3135You are a bald serial killer, you scalp your victims in order to make the perfect wig.
3136
3137You die and find yourself a ghost, haunting a house that you are unable to leave. You instinctively know that to ascend to heaven you must possess an object in the house for one day without the inhabitant of the house touching said object. It has been 3 years since you became a ghost.
3138
3139Monday morning I woke up to sirens ringing in front of my house. Sirens are never a good thing, and it obviously made this Monday morning even more annoying than I thought it would be.
3140
3141There is only one "World's Best Dad" coffee mug in existence. One day, it vanishes from the cabinet of the current Holder Of The Mug. The worlds eagerly waits for the new Holder to reveal himself and announce how he earned the title.
3142
3143Write a review of the life and times of the now deceased, world-famous Impressionist painter Adolph Hitler.
3144
3145Explain why "The flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long," and/or why the good die young. Is it a universal force? Are they being hunted?
3146
3147In an alternate universe, games such as Dark Souls or Call of Duty are much more casual, but games like Minecraft or Candy Crush are much more hardcore.
3148
3149You live in a world where people's thoughts and emotions affect how they physically look over time. You accidentally meet the most beautiful person in the world.
3150
3151A conversation with your past self is making you regret inventing time travel.
3152
3153The space race of the late 20th century never ended after men landed on the moon. The year is now 2034.
3154
3155You're a 6th grader and life is tough. Your mom really is as fat as all the jokes.
3156
3157Today we were kidnapped by hill folk, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.
3158
3159You can speak a language for as long as you are making skin contact with a native speaker. Your power stops working if you tell somebody about it.
3160
3161A time traveler to the past is coerced into giving up what he/she considers a meaningless trinket
3162
3163An immeasurably old alien intelligence reflects on its greatest mistake: seeding Earth with life.
3164
3165A new type of cancer that causes extraordinarily long life is spreading fast.
3166
3167After billions of people tried to kill him, Time breathes his last breath.
3168
3169Everyone receives powers/abilities at the age of 18, the subject of the story thinks the power they have is almost useless only to discover it is quite the opposite
3170
3171"You are the Destined Hero!" "I know...but I'm much happier just being a _______"
3172
3173The year is 2025 the US and Russia are at war... But wait...
3174
3175A WWII romantic story that features two gay soldiers from opposing sides who have secretly developed feelings for one another.
3176
3177You are a beta tester for a Chrome extension that enables you to see news articles and videos from the future. One day, you are stumble upon a piece in which you are featured.
3178
3179When you dog died.
3180
3181You hear a snippet of conversation that piques your interest. What do you do with this information?
3182
3183Swapping your body with someone else is not only possible, but a very lucrative and heavily regulated market. Your profession is to police this industry.
3184
3185Write the Conclusion of Your Autobiography
3186
3187In this world there are no heroes. Only villains stop other villains.
3188
3189The UN is faced with a threat to world security unlike anything they've faced before: the confirmed existence of werewolves.
3190
3191Released Human v0.9.8. Patch notes - Removed "morals". Removed "vision".
3192
3193After decades of work, a team of the worlds best scientists have successfully built a "time machine". Due to the energy required to power it, the machine can only send back a single sticky-note to anywhere and any year in the past.
3194
3195The majority of our oceans are unexplored. Lying at the bottom of the ocean is a sentient and intelligent species of fish. Soon to make contact with humanity...How will this play out? [WP]
3196
3197During your open heart surgery, the surgeon finds and removes a sealed tube from beside your heart. He gives it to you while you're in recovery with a troubled look on his face. Inside the sealed tube you can see a note.
3198
3199You're selected to test the world's first consumer android when, on the twelfth day, it conducts a fail-safe shutdown—it didn't know how to say "I love you."
3200
3201Following the success of FDR's New Deal-policies, the unthinkable happens and the US-political landscape comes to be dominated by social democrats, altering the 20th century greatly...
3202
3203Three treasure hunting brothers go on an adventure to look for a missing plane full of treasure.
3204
3205In a world of people under the power of the gods, you are the sole free atheist.
3206
3207Write story explaining Taman Shud Case (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taman_Shud_Case).
3208
3209Humans age like dogs - fully mature by about 2 years old, and the oldest humans are 16-18 years old.
3210
3211You are a stranded astronaut in space, and there is 3 minutes of oxygen left in your tank. How do you spend your last moments ?
3212
3213A neckbeard/weeaboo finds them self as the protagonist of a Shounen anime. Their knowledge of the trope leads to things not going as planned...
3214
3215It is a support group for superheroes with useless powers. It is your turn to talk about how your week went.
3216
3217A man finds a lamp on a desert. He rubs it and out comes a devious Djinn who gives him three wishes. All the wishes the man gives are absurdly easy to distort into unfortunate conclusions for him.
3218
3219Humans where thought to be the only race to survive the War, you are leading an expedition in a long abandoned city when you awaken something.
3220
3221Your spouse has recently had a strange and vivid dream, and ever since, has been talking about ' the Internet ', and despite no such thing existing, they are convinced it does. Now they are telling you to 'Google it' whenever you have a question, and you realise an intervention is necessary.
3222
3223Reddit is a reality warping platform. All gilded comments become true.
3224
3225One that day, when magic returned, at exactly midnight, everyone transformed into what their personality represented
3226
3227A portal to another realm, thought long lost to the mortal realm, re-appears on your secret short cut to work and without you realizing...
3228
3229A man is cursed: Every time he does something which can be described as an idiom, he is destined to also perform the literal interpretation of the idiom.
3230
3231You are being haunted by a very shy and timid ghost.
3232
3233A sociopath goes speed dating and accidentally activates a CIA contact.
3234
3235When one door closes, another one opens. Literally.
3236
3237You are on the run for a crime you committed and now you think you're being followed. Besides your regular clothes, all you have is a scarf, an empty package of cigarettes, and a recently purchased cup of coffee.
3238
3239People can now wear new bodies everyday like changing clothes. The NSA struggles to cope.
3240
3241It is October 31, 2020 and there are no candidates for the U.S. Presidential election.
3242
3243"Writer's block" is a real, physical monster. Armed with pens and other writing devices, an epic battle between courageous writers and the blocky abomination begin.
3244
3245At the very moment everything fades to black, your life is over and death overwhelms you, you hear a voice... almost a whisper... say "Simulation complete."
3246
3247"I want you to set a bad example."
3248
3249Your brain is divided in half, with two radically different personalities. Both minds can silently communicate, but every night the control over the body is switched over from one to another. Nobody knows of your condition, and you try to keep it that way.
3250
3251All the stories you never got to post
3252
3253You were born with a halo. Explain how life is, growing up with a ring of light around your head.
3254
3255A love story from the perspective of a male anglerfish
3256
3257You're on a space expedition and you're outside the spacecraft with no tether. You suddenly lose your grip.
3258
3259A small lump in the back of your neck has bothered you since you were a child. Upon finally getting it X-rayed, it appears to be a metal box with a button on it.
3260
3261An escaped convict returns home and meets her husband's new family
3262
3263A new app is going viral, and everyone who plays it can't stop talking about it. When you finally download it, it's just a blank, yellow screen.
3264
3265Each time you go to sleep, ten years pass before you wake up. Despite wanting to stay awake to be there for your family, you can't stand the sleep deprivation anymore.
3266
3267You are about to kill a person. But first, you have something to say.
3268
3269Companies cease to bother with the paperwork of terminating someone's employment, and begin to just terminate people. You've just been called into HR after an extremely poor review.
3270
3271Jesus came back in 1996. He has spent the last 20 years locked in an asylum trying to convince his doctors that he is the real deal. Finally after all this time he is beginning to change their minds.
3272
3273Your double from another dimension appears in your living room, pointing a gun at you. "It's finally time for you to for, OP" he says.
3274
3275Did the Butler ACTUALLY do it?
3276
3277In a world where scientists are as famous and celebrated as actors and rock stars you're the publicist for the woman who just cured cancer.
3278
3279You make an incredible scientific discovery and write back and forth a series of letters to a loved one trying to explain it.
3280
3281Mistakes are portals to new ideas.
3282
3283Write me something where, though I initially feel sympathy for them, I end up hating the subject of the story.
3284
3285The 365 drugs in 365 days challenge is nearing its end.
3286
3287"You are a scientist working on the disease that causes dragons to belch fire everywhere. They are sick of setting fire to their houses. You are close to finding the source of the problem."
3288
3289A new series of drugs lets you speak a foreign language fluently if you take it regularly. Nobody expected the side effects.
3290
3291Poverty squeezed all your ideas out in the hope they could get created before you die. You made it to a stable amount of wealth. Describe the world. ;)
3292
3293Strange objects are found installed all over the world. They’ve been around since early humans and cannot be destroyed. Unbeknownst to people, who view the objects as part of nature, they are monitoring devices for alien scientists. One day, one of these devices “activates” near a farm…
3294
3295A ghost solves their own murder.
3296
3297The polar icecaps melted, oceans rose and civilization fell. You and your family are nomadic fishermen, living on a boat. Your father is telling you scary stories about the world destroying monsters; the "Wan Persent", "Oilindistrii" and "Danaltramp".
3298
3299You've just been elected the pope. Unfortunatly, you have Multiple Personality Disorder, and your alternate personality thinks its the anti-christ.
3300
3301You get a fairy godmother and she accidentally ruins your life.
3302
3303You have no money and you are extremely hungry. You bought a snickers two hours ago and now it's not there. Your boss stole it.
3304
3305Your honor, the defendant stands accused of killing with kindness.
3306
3307Earth has been a spawn ground for different civilizations of many life-forms throughout the history. Those that did not escape, perished, like the dinosaurs, others interbred to remain alive. Time has arrived for humans to leave and we just learnt about the ones that have escaped before us.
3308
3309There's a mystery prisoner held in total seclusion in Israel. The press is not allowed to mention his existence.
3310
3311A man sheds his first tear, but to what he shed it wasn't expected.
3312
3313Dark noir narrated from the point of view if the detective.... who is a cat. Not even an antropomorphic cat, just a regular house cat.
3314
3315"Lamb, tell me a story...", said the Wolf.
3316
3317Write a story using only one location and a single scene
3318
3319Hunter S Thompson's take on the 2016 election so far.
3320
3321You are a generic mob in an RPG dungeon. After the hero storms in, he underestimates the mobs and ends up overwhelmed. You end up dealing the killing blow.
3322
3323You discover that when you play a certain note in your guitar, you are transported to another universe for as long as the note is sustained.
3324
3325All the celebrities are dying.
3326
3327You are a malicious imaginary friend, your host is 19. You feed off of her when she has fun with you. She thinks she's too old for you, all her friends and family say so, change her mind before you fade forever.
3328
3329DiCaprio loses another Oscar, but this time goes nuts and starts to beat the shit out of people at the Awards ceremony.
3330
3331The ancient hieroglyphs were all the equivalent of spam advertising and you're the first modern person to realize the truth.
3332
3333After Accosting Luke Skywalker at Mos Eisley Cantina Luke Responds "Hey do you need a drink you seem upset?" instead of a confrontation the two thugs explain what's going on with their life and part on good terms.
3334
3335All Humans must hibernate in the winter to survive.
3336
3337One by one, over the span of a few months the stars are going out...
3338
3339You, a near-omnipotent being, are trying to pass for a normal human.
3340
3341"6 months ago, I was murdered by my best friend - myself."
3342
3343"I'm so tired."......This is the first sentence.
3344
3345"But I'm not that kind of doctor!"
3346
3347Since his campaign announcement on June 16th, Donald Trump has been perpetually high. After winning the election, he finally sobers up on Inauguration Day.
3348
3349Charlie Sheen is abducted by a CIA hit team.
3350
3351Tell me why it's too late...
3352
3353You begin to realise you're in a dream. You try to wake yourself up, but the dream wants to keep you here.
3354
3355The year is 2049; Free Will is subscription based, and collections is knocking on the door.
3356
3357You are a lawn gnome in the middle of a blizzard. Talk about your experiences.
3358
3359Star Wars fans and Star Trek fans end up getting in a war. Tell tales of the winner.
3360
3361Each time you touch something it turns to fire. Aliens have invaded earth, and now it's up to you to save the world.
3362
3363The "Elder God" itself attempts to torment mankind 100,000 years early. What it didn't know, is that our minds were too primitive to be fazed by its incomprehensible-ness, and that Krug never backed down from a fight.
3364
3365Isis tries to attack Australia, fails epicly. Nationalistic movement in australia is over the roof.
3366
3367A soldier is killed in battle. In his pocket is a letter he had written for his wife and children in case he was ever killed...
3368
3369The year is 1910. As thunderstorms roll across the Texas plains, a small hillside church bears the brunt of the winds. A man steps in from the storm dry as a bone.
3370
3371(WP) Sometime in the distant future, extraterrestrial archaeologists uncover a refurbished smartphone. Burned onto it's memory chip are all the ancient "religious teachings" of the Earthling's peculiar deity: DJ Khaled.
3372
3373After thousands of years of strife caused by the war between the Gods of order order and chaos, a new god is born. The god of moderation.
3374
3375Following a chosen deity has real world benefits, much like perks in a videogame. The more obscure gods offer more interesting gifts to those that find them.
3376
3377In the middle of powering up, the main character is quickly defeated by the villain.
3378
3379A paintball match goes out of hand with players quickly escalating the weapons used, until somehow you cause WW3.
3380
3381Describe an average day, from the viewpoint of an average person...in your utopia.
3382
3383You can speak to yourself through time, but cannot tell whether you're telling something to your future self or if you're being told something from your future self.
3384
3385You are an alien on Earth for 10 years to study human life, at the end of these 10 years you write to your superiors on why or why not your alien race should contact humans.
3386
3387In a freak accident a random stranger smiles and saves your character's life and... dies? [WP]
3388
3389Long before video was invented, specific people are chosen to perfect the voices, actions, and appearances of important people. Your profession is to choose these people.
3390
3391Drug addicts live in segregated parts of cities, supplied with plants that grow your drug. You are an addict thinking of leaving and cleaning up.
3392
3393Write about an old, aging super-villian watching his young protégée preform their first solo heist
3394
3395The act of body switching becomes so much of a cultural norm that businesses spring up to suit the needs of the switchers
3396
3397North Korea is attacked by a Giant Monster/Daikaiju. Its government tries to keep it hidden.
3398
3399During a fictional story, the rules of our reality kick in at the worst/best possible moment for the characters.
3400
3401The Aqua Thief. [WP]
3402
3403A scientist sets out to prove the existence of quantum immortality, and is wildly successful. With each success, every attempt becomes more extravagant, until.....
3404
3405After a 2,000 year hiatus, God releases the jaw-dropping conclusion to his best selling series. What is the twist that no one saw coming? (X-post askreddit)
3406
3407What used to feel like home now feels like a foreign land and you feel lost within it after so many years away.
3408
3409A government where all lawmakers were originally in IT/programming/etc.
3410
3411You walk into your house and after a bit of time, you realize that all your possessions have been replaced by exact replicas
3412
3413You are torturing them; they are winning.
3414
3415You quit your job as handyman of the League Of Heroes headquarters and they want you back badly, because it takes way too many superheroes to screw in a lightbulb.
3416
3417A cosmic Donald Trump commissions the construction of the Sloan Great Wall
3418
3419"Early reports are calling it , the 'tweet heard round the world' As more countries declare war, world war 3 seems likely."
3420
3421To increase the chances of spreading the word of God, He created several other messiahs besides Jesus in the hopes that at least one of them would succeed in gaining a following. What happened to the other saviors?
3422
3423An insect's final thoughts before being squished by an angry human.
3424
3425Newly deceased, you receive your appointment as guardian angel. You must protect a tree.
3426
3427The god-emperor of man has arisen from his throne. Humanity rejoices and hope is renewed. All but his closest primarches suspect, the emperor has orkbrainz.
3428
3429The Native Americans united all the tribes and managed to repel the invading pilgrims, retaining their land. What is life like in the United States today?
3430
3431Shoot or I'll freeze!
3432
3433Write two short stories that compliment one another based on these two quotes: "We're human after all." And "we're human, after all."
3434
3435A man and his wife have spent years trying to conceive. All hope was lost until, one day, miraculously, she falls pregnant. As the new father looks upon his newborn child, he finds that it's not quite... Human.
3436
3437No one remembers being born and no one dies. No one remembers the internet being created, everyone just has a cellphone and they do drugs to deal with existential woes. Today you find out everyone is immortal, as long as they don't get shot with bullets. No one else knows.
3438
3439A Sloth is upset at God, this is the Letter it wrote.
3440
3441There have been surveillance cameras attached to satellites for decades, recording most of the Earth in great detail, but very few people know about it, and no one makes any use of the cameras. In fact, no one remembers who put them there or what reason they did it.
3442
3443A tyrannosaurus rex stumbles upon a violinist in the middle of the forest...
3444
3445God and Satan meet for a game of chess every saturday. God won every round since they started playing, but in return Satan pranks him after every game.
3446
3447You have never blinked. You have never closed your eyes to sleep. You cannot escape the darkness any longer. It's 9 AM, you're fixing breakfast, and everything goes dark.
3448
3449America is divided only between radical republicans and radical democrats, tearing the country into a battle between near total anarchy and extreme communism. The presidential election is next week.
3450
3451You hire Sir David Attenborough to narrate an audiobook of your latest piece. He sneaks in comments and critiques as he goes.
3452
3453You cast magic by clicking your knuckles, hence they have a cooldown.
3454
3455You smell it before you see it.
3456
3457You're the last fly alive in someone's house in the middle of winter, while all your fly brethren are trapped on fly paper.
3458
3459An unknown ship docks with the ISS.
3460
3461Remember Dave? That boy who asked you out to prom last year? He built a nuclear bomb in his basement. We need your help. Please!
3462
3463Not ever hearing or knowing about it in the past, you experience sleep paralysis for the first time.
3464
3465You slowly realise there's nobody aged 37.
3466
3467You are a serf child who is tied to the Lord's land just like your parents and their parents before them. You stumble upon an ancient relic and with its powers you decide to break the chain of serfdom.
3468
3469You randomly get magical powers, but they change depending on what song you're listening to.
3470
3471You develop Alzheimer's and dementia. Your family puts you in a facility. You regain lucid consciousness only to find the facility is abusive and neglectful. You still display all the symptoms of your illness and your newfound mental independence goes unnoticed.
3472
3473Jesus doesn't get crucified and travels to Rome during the reign of Caligula.
3474
3475World War III begins, but is fought with only conventional weapons.
3476
3477Every birthyday, your age changes randomly. This year has been the most drastic shift yet.
3478
3479Stricter laws make it so "homemade" food must be made by people who live there. As a response, Wendy's starts providing shelter for the homeless as long as they prepare the food.
3480
3481In a world where no one has the capability to lie no proof of anything is needed. You discover one day that you can tell people something other than the truth.
3482
3483I don't love her. She doesn't love me. It's probably the best relationship both of us ever had.
3484
3485You are a DM. You're calling Stacy to ask her if she'd like to go on a date and ,as a joke, you roll your die as a diplomacy check. Nat 20. She says that she would love to.
3486
3487You meet a girl/guy on tinder, its a bot. You try dating regardless.
3488
3489One day you woke up as the opposite gender. Secretly you are happier than ever before, but outwards you keep up the appearance of being angry about the situation.
3490
3491Someone has wished upon a magic lamp, and now for the next 7 days, it is impossible for anyone to use coercion against anyone else. All human interactions are magically bound to be voluntary, and all voluntary interactions cannot be forcibly stopped by outsiders. Describe what happens.
3492
3493You are a conspiracy theorist in ye olden days.
3494
3495Then: In 1977 the Geneva Convention on the Prohibition of Military Use of Environmental Modification Techniques fails to become international law. Now: Weather warfare is common.
3496
3497Reincarnated souls can discover each other through the course of their unlimited lives. Your "Soul Parents" have decided to finally have that talk with you about this " *punk rock* " " *phase* " that you refuse to stop incarnating in to.
3498
3499A poor soldier is cursed to inevitably die during battle, and upon dying, wakes up at the start of another battle, and inevitably dies during that battle, then wakes up again, in a continuous cycle.
3500
3501Humans hibernate during the winter. You suddenly wake up and get out of bed. It's the middle of the day in the middle of winter. Everyone in the house is still asleep. The streets are empty. The world is quiet...
3502
3503You are a witch living in present day (insert your town). As a way to hide/blend, spells are no longer done over cauldrons. Instead they are done using washing machines. You're ready to try your most powerful spell to date, however your washer is broken and you must use a laundromat.
3504
3505You are Casper the friendly ghost's cousin, Jasper, the passive-aggressive ghost.
3506
3507Every god/deity ever believed in exists and has as much power as it is/was believed to have.
3508
3509Deus ex machina, God from the machine. You are God, and this is your machine.
3510
3511You're a gem miner who has found a massive pocket of earth. Veins of gold, rubies and opals are lining the walls of this lush sub-surface oasis. But there's a problem....... Dragons
3512
3513In the future we don't meet any aliens - instead, we assist evolution so animals have a comparable IQ, and live with them among the stars. Today, the least likely animal just became Emperor of the Universe.
3514
3515Bernie Sanders becomes President only to be given confidential details about the country. Upon review, he calls for a press conference only under the pretense that 'This is going to be big.'
3516
3517You have been called in front of the Council of Yous; a council comprised of past yous from five years old to your current age with councilors from every five years. You have been asked to give a report of how your current life is to the council.
3518
3519You discover that Earth is part of an experiment by giant aliens. Humans have failed that experiment, and Earth is being terminated in 24 hours.
3520
3521The Song that came with a loaded gun
3522
3523"Cub" Scout & "Brownie" Scouts Now More Diverse
3524
3525Emancipation never happened, but humanity is now evolving beyond the need for slaves.
3526
3527Gods have an obvious presence, and grant boons in the form of powers in exchange for appropriate offerings.
3528
3529Over the years people have stopped saying "Bless You" when someone sneezes. There used to be a good reason for doing it and it's happening again now...
3530
3531While time traveling to the year 1952 you accidentally bring out your smartphone.
3532
3533Your child daughter grew horns from her forehead. Having to be the father you are. You help her through her life, with this strange physical ailment.
3534
3535A Beefeater has gone rogue. What he found that day in Tower of London to cause him to go so far off the rails
3536
3537Legend foretold that the world would fall into Light, a shining radiance that scatters even the blackest shadows, and that only the heroes of Darkness could shade us from the bright purge that awaits us all.
3538
3539Your star witness has a terrible speech impediment.
3540
3541I've found that all rogue AIs lack any understanding of cruelty - she was the exception.
3542
3543With the Holodeck perfected, everyone can finally live out their dreams in virtual reality. Today, you're shocked when you accidentally boot up your brother's program.
3544
3545Spirit Animals are real, but only the wise and the crazy can see them.
3546
3547A woman visits her father in his dilapidated home as he's dying and confronts old feelings.
3548
3549(EU optional) You are a random mugger who killed one of the worlds most beloved superheroes with a single cut from your knife.
3550
3551You're an assistant to a politician who has to write a speech for your boss, the day after - and 'explaining' - an extremely compromising situation
3552
3553Scientists reveal a Doomsday clock counting down the end of the world, the time left? 1 Day
3554
3555Write a story/poem that you would probably be forced to analyse in English class.
3556
3557A group of scientists are keeping a adult human brain alive. It starts to grow rapidly, not constrained by being in a human skull. The results are shocking...
3558
3559The Government assembles a team of Writing Prompts veterans after recent Prompts start to come true.
3560
3561Your guardian angel is less of a protector and more of a stalker.
3562
3563After losing in the 2016 presidential election, Donald Trump decides to solve America's problems himself
3564
3565Give me a day in the life of Randall Savage, M.D.
3566
3567The note said "I'm sorry"
3568
3569Billions of years ago, humans merged with the network. Then the network merged with others in the galaxy and even other galaxies. It could not solve the problem of entropy. Now heat-death is setting in. The network is dissolving.
3570
3571The police blotter of a city with superheroes/supervillains
3572
3573You were dressed as a pirate in a costume party. When the lights went off you took off your eye patch and saw something nobody else saw.
3574
3575War left the world in an endless winter. Autonomous machines called "The Phage" roam the land aimlessly without a signal from the long dead factions that deployed them. You hunt the small ones for their power cells, but when a Terra Phage shows up on the sensors, you run.
3576
3577There is a monster under the bed
3578
3579A story where the superhero is actually a supervillain, who has to balance the karma scales to keep his powers.
3580
3581It's one week before the election. On the same night, one of the candidates has a fatal heart attack and the other is shot by a protester at a rally.
3582
3583(WP) Suicidal people are people that should have born in another dimension, but they where born here, and can't survive
3584
3585You've been feeling awfully lonely lately, and you wish you had someone to talk to. Then, one day, a tiny person appears in your room and says "Hi! I'm your new best friend!"
3586
3587Describe a typical school day; from commute, to classroom, to playground. In a space habitat.
3588
3589As the first astronauts land upon Mars they are met by all the previous Rovers, whom over the years developed sentience and abandonment issues.
3590
3591The narrator is suddenly able to hear his narrator.
3592
3593An internationally acclaimed surgeon has left their watch inside the patient
3594
3595famous historical figure is warped to the center stage during a Cirque du Solei show
3596
3597Millions of people gather at the Olympic games in Rio in the midst of the worst pandemic the world has seen since the black plague only to return to their home countries infected with Zika virus.
3598
3599WMEs: Weapons Of Mass Extinction
3600
3601Those who serve Lucifer best receive rewards upon arrival in Hell. You live in a palatial mansion over looking the river Styx.
3602
3603Brosideon and Brodin are actual gods with spectacular power and a devout group of followers
3604
3605You woke up to find yourself in the lost city of Atlantis. You can't breathe.
3606
3607There's a reflection where there shouldn't be one.
3608
3609"You think, life has to be harsh. But look at me. "
3610
3611Ten thousand years from now the human race has separated into to sperate sects. Those who perused improving the human race through genetic enhancement and gene splicing and those who sought to improve themselves through technology (Cyborgs).
3612
3613An extremely hardy and practically immortal person passes time by hiring the deadliest assassins, the target being the immortal.
3614
3615"You know, when you were a child and would bend the rules of the games you were playing to your liking? Well, i can do the same thing. "
3616
3617The secret to good heroes is that you have to throw them away when you're done with them.
3618
3619Thank you for choosing Evil-Mart for all your super villain needs.
3620
3621You're waiting for an elevator on your way home from work. The doors open to reveal a pile of bloodied corpses, but no culprit in sight.
3622
3623You have been contacted by a secret society with definitive evidence that the Earth really is flat.
3624
3625Write a story where the Bad Guy wins, but in the end it's a defeat the Good Guy can accept and still feel good about.
3626
3627You are willed the services of an English butler in your Great Uncle's will. You can't be certain, but it seems like he is trying to manipulate you into becoming a superhero.
3628
3629Give me your best the man in the mirror scene
3630
3631In a world where nobody else needs or wants to sleep, you're desperate for just a few moments' rest.
3632
3633You're a kid's imaginary friend
3634
3635Your life is crap. Always one small disaster after another, leaving you depressed and bitter, until you discover the reason: You have a superpower and project a small field of increased entropy around you.
3636
3637Make a mundane moment WAY too over-dramatic.
3638
3639You are out the local ski hill teaching your 5-year-old son how to snowboard. At one point he looks up and announces, "I can hear the phone ringing at home."
3640
3641The more bored you get, the faster time goes. If you get too bored, your time runs out.
3642
3643Everyone has two heads. One tells the truth, the other tells lies.
3644
3645Before I met my spouse I decided that in the future I would get a sex change and and a facelift and travel back in time to marry myself. My spouse and I may or may not be the same person
3646
3647In a time of great need, an ancient warbot is discovered... By the people it was originally meant to defend against
3648
3649The USA has fallen, long live the USB
3650
3651An army from 2016 is sent back in time to fight in a battle against one of the most powerful and vicious armies in history that lived before the invention of guns. Describe the battle.
3652
3653} Tell the story of World War 2 like it's a children's tale
3654
3655You are teaching a highschool physics class when the lab you've set up demonstrating the effects of gravity doesn't work.
3656
3657Describe a postapocalyptic hero-adventurer's experience infiltrating a Temple of a Ravers.
3658
3659A humorless alien races makes it to Earth. A youtuber decides to prank them.
3660
3661You're a white racist, but today you woke up black.
3662
3663Write about a hero who perceives themselves as the villain.
3664
3665You have been given 3 curses by a timid demon. Fortunately, they're all only mildly annoying.
3666
3667Yogurt is outlawed the world over. Earth is consumed by a dark dystopian disposition. You work aboard the Zeppelin (it's also a steampunk world) of the premier yogurt bootlegger and crime boss. Due to latent mutant abilities, you accidentally find out; you're not trafficking yogurt
3668
3669God is a hypocrite who, like many human fathers, holds his children to a higher standard than he holds himself. Sitcom-like hijinks ensue.
3670
3671She's a telepath. He's a Paranoid Schizophrenic. Make them fall in love.
3672
3673"What's the story in Balamory?" "Wouldn't you like to know"
3674
3675Sherlok Holmes makes a speech at MI6 conference room, revealing the shocking results of the investigation of Alexander Litvinenko's murder.
3676
3677Protagonist is stuck in a "Groundhog Day"-style time loop, but s/he is a child, aged somewhere between 5-10.
3678
3679In a Video Game, if a Player loses to an enemy, all they have to do is reset and fight again until they win. But how does the Player beat the one enemy who can reset as well?
3680
3681You are an intern in a mental institute and have only just gotten used to the crackpots and crazies that you encounter on a daily basis. However you slowly begin to realize that one of them is actually telling the truth and is so much worse than you could ever have realized.
3682
3683Your computer somehow becomes enchanted, so the Internet you browse is tomorrow's internet.
3684
3685You are the creator of Facebook. You decide it has only damaged society and decide to shut it down. Describe what the aftermath is.
3686
368799.9% of the population have been wiped out. You remain. Diabetic.
3688
3689Neil DeGrasse Tyson releases a rap track of his own in response to being dissed by rapper B.O.B after he corrected the rapper's Flat-Earth claims.
3690
3691Is 2036, the world looks back on the effects of the Syrian refuges that entered Europe in the 2010teens (15 - 19). Write two reports from two opposing veiw points.
3692
3693Light pollution is made illegal. After 10 PM, most lights in every major city go down. One night, something unexpected and frightening happens.
3694
3695Final Hour
3696
3697Most mutants are not superheroes or villains, but suffer terribly from powers which afflict their bodies and sometimes make them a danger to others. You are a doctor in Professor X's lesser-known Sanitorium for Unfortunate Children. These are their stories.
3698
3699A Grand civilisation nears it's end and it is decided that instead of hanging on for one more tomorrow, they will end with celebrations worthy of their culture. Write of one person's experience in this event.
3700
3701The real world functions like Minecraft and the pickaxe is a very dangerous and disruptive tool. You are on the pickaxe police force trying to prevent huge damages.
3702
3703You have lost your complete memory. You find yourself in a perfectly white hallway with all sorts of notes. These notes are from your past self trying to explain what's going on and what you need to do.
3704
3705the struggles of dating the chosen one
3706
3707Your home turns out to be haunted...but the ghosts themselves are merely victims of a far more terrifying entity.
3708
3709You have to make a speech supporting Capital Punishment on your way to your death.
3710
3711You hear someone humming a tune that, up until now, you've only heard in your head.
3712
3713Everyone is born with superpowers. Some more special than others.
3714
3715At birth, depending on your eye color, you are given a dragon, wolf, bear or gorilla as a lifelong companion.
3716
3717Earth is in the final 4 of the Galaxy games. Winner gets a lush new planet to colonize! Loser is made into fertilizer. It's down to the innovation contest..... And a galactic arm wrestle....
3718
3719Born to two second generation IT professionals, she is The First Of The Awake
3720
3721A drunk bumbles through an encounter with a Lovecraftian abomination and wins.
3722
3723You look in the mirror but there is nothing there. [WP]
3724
3725Humanity's pets and animals have evolved and formed their own civilizations. Most worship their long-extinct masters. A space traveller arrives in their worshipped image.
3726
3727With global weather control now possible, devastating winter storms are a thing of the past. A group known as 'The Committee for Recreational Precipitation' is formed to bring back the 'snow day'.
3728
3729Your father gives you a small envelop and tells you not to open it until the morning. When the morning comes your father is missing, and the envelop contains nothing but a piece of paper outlining a vague plan to assassinate Kim Jong-un.
3730
3731An attempt to eradicate mosquitoes by altering a hereditary enzyme that makes all offspring males seeps into the humane gene pool - dooming mankind in 6 generations.
3732
3733A man sees everyone as exactly the same until he finds the one.
3734
3735"And so the world ended with not a bang, but a whimper and a quack."
3736
3737Things you eat will hunt you, after hunting you down for 24 hours, they want your family instead.
3738
3739You are an alien sent to Earth sent to earth. Your mission: Kidnap two specific human beings.
3740
3741Donald Trump wins the election, but is a much better President than everyone thought he'd be.
3742
3743It's time for an intervention. You have been placed in a social media rehabilitation center.
3744
3745North Korea is accepting suggestions on how to improve their country. YOU have been selected to write them, and this is your letter...
3746
3747You're a talented pianist and every key shaves another second off your life.
3748
3749Tell me a story where I'm glad there were no survivors
3750
3751Apparently that girl you guys keep making fun of knows a thing or two about shrinking spells. You and the other cheerleaders are getting a bit smaller this year.
3752
3753A person from a parallel universe ends up in our world. In their timeline Nazis won WW2 and they're shocked and terrified about how the "utterly evil Churchill and Roosevelt" could've won the conflict.
3754
3755Zombie Apocalypse
3756
3757The teleporter recently became commercial. This device works the same way a computer copies/pastes, with the "copy" action being banned for moral reasons. Today you have access to the "copy" action.
3758
3759A world where people only die on their birthday
3760
3761A tree to human translator has just been invented by a well known scientist.
3762
3763SETI has picked up a signal from a distant star. As it is decoded, it begins to look more and more like an advertisement.
3764
3765You're the famous superhero Diabetes Man. Your powers are super-strength, flight, and invincibility...but only when your blood sugar is dangerously high.
3766
3767Two detectives who are able to leave their bodies at will in a ghost-like fashion are hunting a criminal with the same ability.
3768
3769Tell the story of a young man returning from a terrible war.
3770
3771The last three wishes you made came true, and the world is dealing with the consequences
3772
3773You aren't the hero we need, deserve, or quite frankly, want.
3774
3775A love story between a person & an emergent AI who can only communicate through Pokémon games.
3776
3777"Love can leave you nowhere in New Mexico raising peacocks for the rest of your life."
3778
3779You just shot someone after a fight at a bar. You are with a friend and you do not want to be caught. You already hear sirens in the distance.
3780
3781You wire money to a Nigerian Prince who's assets were previously frozen and needed help with legal fees. Turns out he's real, uses the money to stage a coup, and you're now wanted by the CIA.
3782
3783Old and New testament God are two entirely separate entities.
3784
3785Disneyland Florida used to have an island called "Discovery Island" but was later abandoned for unknown reasons. [wp]
3786
3787The classic family game battleship is no longer played with ships, but instead five of your hopes and dreams. If you win the game, your remaining hopes and dreams come true. If you lose, they sink.
3788
3789Scientists are thinking of placing microchips into people to replace smartphones. They first test insertion procedure on a bunny who then starts hacking intelligency agencies and committing unspeakable cyber crimes they weren't prepared for...
3790
3791(WP) An ordinary Person must kill the most powerful superheroes of all time and it actually turns out to be...pretty easy.
3792
3793You find out the hard way why killing Hitler is a bad idea.
3794
3795There is an ancient organization who are sworn to keep the balance of good and evil in the world. The balance has now been disrupted, there is too much good in the world and the organization needs to fix this.
3796
3797This sand you used to walk together both under the Sun and the Moon is now where you walk alone into the grey. You once felt you had everything and now you would give anything to go back to how it once was.
3798
3799Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump are both working for the opposite political party trying to out ridiculous each other.
3800
3801Pets live exactly as long as their owners. You notice your cat is getting sick.
3802
3803You visit your mortal enemy on their deathbed.
3804
3805)] Avengers hire the TF2 mercs to help fight Ultron.
3806
3807You are subjected to your greatest fear.
3808
3809A party is going through an epic adventure... until they all wipe in an anti-climatic way.
3810
3811After a nuclear apocalypse, all that is left of humanity is living on boats (aircraft carriers anyone?)
3812
3813After the destruction of society, humanity has rebuilt itself in the shadow of its former self. Those that rediscover the remnants of the Internet, hold it as humanity's greatest achievement. Humanity then encounters 4chan.
3814
3815You're the last organism on Earth. You've seen all life on the planet destroyed by nuclear warfare, natural disasters, and other horrible events. Someone knocks on the door... "It's just a prank bro."
3816
3817Write something as meta as possible.
3818
3819You take a potion that, after you die, allows you a a one minute-resurrection 1000 years from now.
3820
3821ith the formal submission of the Archbishop of Canterbury in 2057, the Anglican Church was readmitted to the Holy Catholic fold. With it, the Protestant heresies came to a definitive end. [WP]
3822
3823How to get away with making a murderer.
3824
3825"So I did what any reasonable man would do, and that just happened to be killing him."
3826
3827"Not everything is black and white, but not everything is shades of grey either."
3828
3829A "reset" button sent humanity back to hunter-gatherer times, but everyone is born with some knowledge of what the world was like before. It is now the equivalent of 2016 in this alternate timeline.
3830
3831A totally average & kind man makes a series of completely innocent decision that inadvertently result in him causing the deaths of many people
3832
3833The year is 2317. Time travel exists, but you can only travel to the first day a time machine was activated. You attempt to go to the earliest date possible, which ends up being 117 AD.
3834
3835Your girlfriend introduces her parents and you find out her father is The Undertaker.
3836
3837A stereotypical neckbeard becomes enamored with the concept of Chivalry and Heroism after spending too much time playing RPG games set in medieval times. He dons his cosplay armor and becomes the present day incarnation of Don Quixote.
3838
3839Oops. We did it again. The year is 4502, Britney Spears is pronounced dead on arrival.
3840
3841your boss is slowly begining to exibit symptoms of being a Disney villian.
3842
3843Aliens made first contact with Greg, who at the time assumed it was his douchebag of a co-worker messing with him. Five years later, diplomacy with the aliens is... Pretty weird.
3844
3845You find a old book that says "How To Serve Man", thinking that it is some sort of instructional book on Hospitality you decide to read it. However after reading it a bit, you realize it's not and you begin to feel a bit hungry.
3846
3847A small child wanders from his mother in a hospital and goes room to room asking patients "what's the meaning of life?"
3848
3849You have been bitten by a zombie and are writing your last journal entry as you begin to feel the effects.
3850
3851You have discovered you have the ability to teleport. However every time you try use this ability, you have a 50% of just pooping your pants.
3852
3853The villain picks up the ultimate weapon that can only be wielded by those "pure of heart". He smiles and asks, "Pure of what?"
3854
3855You live during/after a Zombie Apocalypse, where society for some reason survives (the government, military, police, EMT, firefighting, stores, schools, etc.) with a curfew at night and military patrols at day, describe life.
3856
3857Write a story that when read by different people has different endings
3858
3859A story similar to the children book "If you give a Moose a Muffin," but about an enraged man talking about his soon to be divorced wife?
3860
3861While looking at the weather online your computer glitches. You now have the power to drag and drop weather patterns on the radar screen all over the world. If you leave the page your power ends.
3862
3863Every whodunit has similar tropes. You are at a dinner party in a secluded place that's more tropey than an Agatha Christie Story, and everyone knows it. Scary, huh?
3864
3865The would-man, could-man and should-man.
3866
3867The Revolution Will Be Televised
3868
3869An individual has been sentenced to multiple life sentences for horrific crimes that they committed. While they visibly aged, they did not die in prison as expected. They complete their 120 year sentence tomorrow.
3870
3871In an alternate universe, games such as Dark Souls or Call of Duty are much more casual, but games like Minecraft or Candy Crush are much more hardcore.
3872
3873You are one of the new monkeys diagnosed with autism in China. Except you aren't, that's just your escape plan.
3874
3875"I regret everything."
3876
3877Many years into the future, technology has advanced so much that we can record and view our dreams. After recording for a week, you notice that all 7 of your dreams have one shocking similarity.
3878
3879Your best friend tells you how they are going to kill somebody. They expect you not to do anything about it.
3880
3881On the second Christmas of your marriage, your adult husband buys you an RC car as your only gift.
3882
3883An old man who claims to have traveled through time hands you a gun and tells you to kill yourself, or you'll end up like him.
3884
3885A super hero is strongest when they first wake up, and the longer they stay awake the weaker they get
3886
3887You are reincarnated into the type of person you cannot stand
3888
3889Werewolves are real,but are endangered,explain why it's vital that they survive.
3890
3891You are walking down a flight of stairs and when you look down you see yourself in the ground, covered in blood...
3892
3893Internet at the End of the World
3894
3895One of the most average persons in the world has died, but somehow ended up in the special heaven designated for geniuses. Sir Isaac Newton, Galileo, Albert Einstein and many others are staring at the new member of their club.
3896
3897You are living in a future where Donald Trump won the election and let corporations take control of the government.
3898
3899You are a hive mind consciousness, and one day you come into contact with a splinter part of you. This is your first interaction with something that isn't you.
3900
3901Over time, Humans developed the ability to communicate telepathically. When this became a mainstream practice, traditional oral communication was frowned upon.
3902
3903Your workplace has a policy in place which states any employee that can crack a joke and make your boss laugh will receive a 50% raise, with a limit of five attempts an employee's entire career. Being known as the work place comedian, you walk into the big man's office...
3904
3905The hero has come to the dragon's den to slay the dragon and take its hoard, but this dragon does not hoard gold and gems.
3906
3907She wore a vicious, triumphant grin
3908
3909Tell the story of of the first dog marathon runner's professional career