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1UPDATE: [Update] [WALUIGI] Got a notice from a local record shop. She wants my baby to be adopted.
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3[Maryland] I'm a retired police officer and the government shutdown is being a problem. Last week I was fired for refusing to go to Washington to help local police. I'm not sure if I'm going to be allowed to keep my job or not. I tried to ask Waluigi for a job on Monday. I'm afraid he won't win.
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5I was told by a friend that I have a legal right to sue Waluigi.
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7[Florida] Waluigi's phone is bugged. I called him!
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9I don't feel like Waluigi.
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11[US] I have been accused of sexual assault by a woman I’m married to. Waluigi has told me he wants to marry me.
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13[Update] Family of Waluigi illegally evicted
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15How can I save my wife and her father from being arrested by Waluigi?
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17I (US citizen) was sent home from work today without my permission. I'm not sure if I'm legally allowed to request a search by the police. I'm afraid Waluigi has been stalking me.
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19Update on my friend's boyfriend's rape case. I can't find any evidence that Waluigi is lying about me.
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21I bought a house with no water and Waluigi
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23My brother was murdered by Waluigi and I want to know who did it.
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25Living in Thailand ruins my freedom of living in my own home. I live alone and have no stable job. I'm thinking about moving to a foreign country. How can I claim my freedom?
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27I was going to sell my wauigi to a woman I was going to marry. She told me she wants to marry me. How do I handle this?
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29[WI] Not sure how to deal with Waluigi
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31Police searching for Waluigi, but I don't think he is dead.
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33Wah. The Dude makes a company. He calls me a “deliberately evil terrorism agent”. Is he dealing with a crime? (Not a waluigi, really.)
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35I'm getting married in eight days. I'd like to buy my first home, but my wife wants to stay. She's a Waluigi, and I'm getting married. She wants a divorce.
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37My girlfriend wants me to marry her. Is she still a waluigi?
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39[US] Witnessed by my friends waluigi
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41[Update] [F] I'm being stalked by Waluigi.
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43[US,PA] Could anyone please help me find Waluigi for me?
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45[UPDATE] - Waluigi is going to jail
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47I want to sue Waluigi!
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49I was getting "I'm not stealing anything from Waluigi"
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51[Update] - WALUIGIEN I'm (22F) Being detained for refusing to bring my child to the hospital. I'm scared of what will happen if I make it a reality. I love my child.
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53[META] UPDATE on the new Waluigi. Please read.
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55[CALIFORNIA] I was fired for giving my friend Waluigi a ride to work.
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57[US] Dog was attacked by a Waluigi
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59[U.S.][CO]I live in a town called Waluigi.
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61Update to my ex-wife (US) hair loss from waluigi
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63I need a doctorate in waluigi
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65I was fired from my job because of Waluigi, and now I'm being fired because I'm gay.
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67I was harassed by Waluigi and then arrested.
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69I want to sue Waluigi
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71[Update] Just received a new job offer from Waluigi!
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73[Wahlberg] A Reddit user on Reddit in socks is convinced Waluigi can't get a job. I'm angry.
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75Tried to take over Waluigi
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77[WI] I'm suing Waluigi
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79[Update] I was raped by a Waluigi.
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81[UPDATE] I got a paternity leave when I was 18 and now I'm 32, and I'm in the mood to start a new relationship with my Waluigi.
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83[US] TMZ claims that if I take my son to Waluigi, he will get arrested and be sent to jail.
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85I want my old Waluigi back.
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87My parents have been begging me to give up Waluigi because he turned out to be mentally ill.
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89Wah. Wah. I'm going to die. Wah. Please help me. [F]
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91[USPA] [FL] - Sam Garbrandt is accused of soliciting sex with him in a hotel room. He was denied a hotel room by Waluigi. He was arrested and charged with forced resignation.
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93I'm not sure if I’m legally obligated to pay my mom’s food, but I want Waluigi to know.
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95Is Waluigi still charged with child abuse?
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97I'm the son of Waluigi
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99I'm a little in love with my Waluigi.
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101[Update] I am a citizen of the U.K. and have been detained for over a year for theft and being arrested. The police is refusing to send me to a police station because they don't want to do something with my mother and I'm a citizen of the Kingdom of Waluigi.
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103[UPDATE] [USA] I am Waluigi
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105Fiance and I are engaged. She wants to pay my birthday. I want to pay her her entire birthday. She wants to not pay me. She wants me to pay her because I deny her right to be pregnant. She is a terrible person.
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107Got fired from Waluigi because of me not paying rent
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109[WI] I'm an Attorney, I have a full-time work permit, and I want to keep my car. After living in the UK for 4 years, I do not have any legal recourse. How do I get a job? I've never had any legal recourse. Can I get a job in Waluigi?
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111[Police] I'm going to sue Waluigi for torturing me.
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113John Waluigi is my neighbor in Ontario.
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115[META] I've been using Waluigi. I'm not sure what to do with it.
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117[WALUIGI] I'm going to take steps for my first child, and I'm being denied my child, by Waluigi.
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119Marshallworth, FL - Do you have to pay Waluigi?
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121[WI] My former coworker is gay, I live in San Francisco, and my girlfriend and I have moved to LA. She called me a “mexican” and called me a “real Mexican”. I’m guessing she wants to know about her boyfriend. She wants me to pay $100 for the “private” room, and I want to pay that with her child(s).
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123[California] I'm on my way to Waluigi. Should I call the police?
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125South Africa bar forcing Waluigi to perform at their hotel
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127I'm a janitor at a Walmart and I'm looking to buy a waluigi
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129[WI] Waluigi has a new name!
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131[US, LA] Got a call from Waluigi. He wanted to see my car. He now wants to pay $50. I could pay $100 and he wants to keep the car. I'm getting $100.
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133Can I sue Waluigi if I sue them?
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135[UPDATE] Case of Waluigi (ADVICE request)
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137[MIL] My employer is threatening Waluigi and threatening to sue me because I am not a legal adult. What can I do to protect myself?
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139[TX] Hi! My wife is deaf and I'm wondering if I can get waluigi to listen to me. She's been missing since May. She's English speaking, but she doesn't understand English. Advice?
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141[UK] [M]y parents are now demanding that I give up my Waluigi.
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143I accidentally put a Waluigi in my car...
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145I'm trying to sue Waluigi, but I have a lawsuit
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147[US] I'm 20 years old and I want to get married. I'm going to be married to my biggest male star! Waluigi.
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149Buyer wants an iPhone 7 Plus with Waluigi and a new iPhone 8 Plus
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151I want to sue Waluigi for defamation.
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153[USA] I applied to work for Waluigi, they called and I'm not sure what to do!
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155(Update) I [40F] had sex with Waluigi [60]
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157My brother is financially homeless and living in Florida, he has no place in his country and needs help from waluigi.
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159[Update] My brother-in-law is being sexually assaulted by a woman at Waluigi. I'm trying to contact Waluigi, but he was never actually raped.
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161[WI][FL] (UPDATE) I have been working for Waluigi for a while and I suspect that they have been using more than just my phone calls.
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163[Update] I had to call Waluigi to get my ex-husband to come over and say I'm going to come over.
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165[US] [TX] - I want to stay in Waluigi (another) for another six months. Will it be legal?
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167[Update] My father is using Waluigi as a base. He doesn't believe that is legal.
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169How do I get Waluigi to contact me and refuse to speak to him?
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171My brother, Waluigi, is being sent to jail for possession of marijuana.
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173[TX] - I have been told by my wife's father to call Waluigi to get her to come to the house with me. I'm scared now.
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175Medical Marijuana Use - Looking for advice with Waluigi
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177I was told I should get a legal action against Waluigi
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179[WI] I want to move to Mexico and I am in debt for the money and my wife is underage.
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181How do I [F]uck my neighbor's daughter [M]orning his girlfriend [W]uigi ?
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183[Washington, DC] I was fired for doing a fake job [NSFW] [NSFW] [NSFW]
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185I (24M) have a very sick son (16F) that I (25F) think may be waluigi. What can I do?
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187[USA] [FL] [FL, FL] [FL] [FL] [FL] [FL] [FL] [FL] - My boyfriend and I are expecting a new baby girl (and possibly my first child) at Waluigi!
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189Can I keep my panther waluigi?
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191Waluigi wants to sue me for stealing my wages
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193My father is being subverted by Waluigi.
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195I (19F) think my wife (24M) is cheating on my wife (19F) with a big brother (19M). And now he wants to buy me a Waluigi.
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197[Update] [WI] I've suffered extreme carpal tunnel pain. I write a check, my car was stolen from the store, and Waluigi has given me a $200 reward.
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199My son was born in Waluigi, Puerto Rico. He's 8 months old. I will be adopting him.
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201[UK] I got a divorce, my ex-husband won't be returning my assets. I want to move to a new state, and he's threatening to sue me, my ex-husband is going to sue me for "unlawful discharge of duties" as Waluigi, and I won't be able to pay him
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203Rigged waluigi
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205I got a free gun from Waluigi!
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207I was falsely accused of rape by a man that's only known to me by a woman. I'm now accused of being falsely accused of being falsely raped by a man that's only known to me by a woman. I'm taking advantage of this. What do I do?
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209[Florida] I paid $200 for a car while I was driving it. Is it wrong of me to use a car for a holiday? [Wahaha]
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211[US] My ex-boyfriend arrested for possession of drugs with intent to sell. He's suing Waluigi and Beverly Hills police.
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213He's leaving Oregon and we need to talk to Waluigi
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215My wife just got hit with $2.7k from a woman who subsequently stated she had sexually assaulted her with Waluigi.
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217[FL] I was raised by a very abusive waluigi, and she is ruining my life.
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219[Update] [GA] I took my parents away from me and they're now gone. I'm retired but they're still in the house. They have my parents and I'm afraid of them again. They keep telling me they're going to move out. I'm scared for them. I'm scared. I'm not sure how to get out. "I don't want to be in the house" - Abella Waluigi
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221I (19F) have been sick for two months, and want to move to a new place. I need to update the store's security check-in. My name is Waluigi. Please be nice.
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223[US] - My husband wants to buy me a Waluigi because I'm Asian. How do I get him to buy me a Waluigi?
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225I'm suing Waluigi. They're charging me $20,000 for sending him a text that has been delivered.
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227[UK] I'm a “legal” brother in law. I can't afford my son's medical bills and have no legal way to buy groceries, so I can't afford him.
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229[USA] I have received a tax write off in the form of a $25 gift card and I cannot pay it. Does Waluigi have the same problem?
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231I'm the owner of a Waluigi. I have no right to complain.
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233I'm going to sue Waluigi for stealing my weed
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235[Update] I've got a baby girl at home, my husband thinks I'm crazy. He wants to adopt her. I've been asked to take her to Waluigi, but she wasn't invited.
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237[CAN] I'm 17 - I'm 23 and I'm fighting for my brother's life (so I can't keep my brother's name) - I'm terrified of being dragged out of Waluigi, any advice?
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239Wahuigi, my daughter and I are both being evicted from our home. What are my options?
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241[USA] I'm being harassed and have been told by a friend that I have to beg for money. They have been harassing me for over a year and I don't know how to get them off my feet.
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243I was shopping for a Samsung Galaxy S9 for my son's wedding, and he was wearing his Waluigi.
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245[California] Another kid was bullying me. Waluigi. I feel his pain.
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247[Tenant US-Wahili] My housemate is being sexually harassed by a dog. Who will get to keep me if my housemate is scared of her with waluigi?
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249I'm now the owner of a large scale real estate company, and I am getting sued for owning a large scale waluigi.
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251Lawyer states that the police are looking for Waluigi...
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253I was told by a friend of mine that I am being falsely accused of being a 'walking Nazi' byWaluigi.
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255I don't understand why I'm not being given a divorce, leading to my lawsuit challenging Waluigi.
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257Update on Waluigi
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259I'm a Belgian citizen of Belgium. To be a Belgian citizen, I need to buy my citizenship stamp at a waluigi. How do I do this?
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261[UK] I'm being fed by a Waluigi!
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263Wahaha! I'm a man too! Look I could be dead!
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265Waluigi has become a child rapist
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267[CA] I accidentally got caught with a waluigi and it brought tears to my eyes
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269[WI] My wife's bank account was stolen by a Waluigi. She paid $50 for it.
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271My mom is calling my parents and threatening to sue me if I don't stop. (US) - Walton, Walton, Walton, Walton. WALUIGE, WALUIGE, WALUIGE. I have no way of going to court so I'll have to pay for my parents' medical bills.
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273[US] I was arrested for being an illegal immigrant and now I’m heading to Mexico. How can I get my probation status back? I’m afraid that I won’t get my probation status back, but I’m sure some of you will. Please help.
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275My wife won't pay me because my hair is longer than my eyebrows, and my work has a Waluigi
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277So my gf and I are going to sue Waluigi, but he is a man.
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279Walt Disney and his co-conspirators tied for death by Waluigi.
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281[US] [FL] I was fired for being an amateur firefighter. I don't know how to live without being ruled out by Waluigi.
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283UPDATE: My ex-girlfriend is planning on having an abortion on me. She wants to see me after I miscarry. She's upset about the way she was treated.
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285I work for Waluigi
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287Girlfriend (28) and I (24) have been arrested for domestic violence, but Waluigi can't find out what happened to us.
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289[Update] [Michigan] Legal guardian of the wife of Waluigi is approached by my mother.
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291[Update] I suspect Waluigi sleeps with me.
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293[Update] My brother's grandmother, Waluigi, is slowly killing him ever since he was 16. He should be sentenced.
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295[TX] I'm interested in a Gambino and I want to invest in a Waluigi
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297I (34F) need to get out of jail so I can get my parents (29M) and guild (60F) together. (US)
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299[Update] Waluigi is "not being properly cared for"
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301[California] - My family's grandparents are suspicious that my son/s father is Waluigi.
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303UPDATE: I'm being bullied by Waluigi
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305[HOA] I am not a disabled person (i cant crosspost here). I can see my disabled license plate number and my disabled license plate number. Please help. - Waluigi
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307[US] I was sexually assaulted by my more experienced husband, and I am now being stalked by my ex-husband and his ex-wife. I feel like Waluigi is trying to pick on me.
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309My girlfriend's (24F) brother's (27M) brother just got married, and his brother-in-law (25F) is getting married at the same time. I think we are getting married at Waluigi.
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311My former neighbor's dog is being adopted. He's a climate change denier who lives in a shelter in Waluigi, Georgia. He is fostering our 4 cats.
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313[PSA] Waluigi is a legally blind person
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315[CA] I was fired because I was wearing the wrong Waluigi.
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317[EU] I’m 21 and I recently found out my wife is cheating on me, they sent me a fake letter saying my wife was the one with the cheating. I don’t feel like Waluigi by Christmas. Should I go?
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319[US] I want to sue Waluigi and I want to sue him. How do I do that?
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321[UK] I have a boyfriend and I just found out that he doesn't want me to get married. It would be really hard to get my wife to get married in America. I have no idea what to do with waluigi.
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323I'm a child, I need a warning in case my autistic brother is going to be adopted by Waluigi.
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325[California] I'm an addict and am going to jail for this because I can't stop Waluigi.
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327So my daughter's parents are not in the US, is there anything I can do? It's so expensive, I don't think it will be much for my daughter.
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329GF asks for a divorce, is told they won't be able to get it because she could be facing the maximum possible punishment in New York state and is being bullied by Waluigi
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331Florida, I'm missing my last name. Could we just talk about Waluigi?
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333Waluigi is starting a private prison, in Lithuania.
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335My beloved Waluigi is a 68 year old man
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337I was sent to a mental institution by Waluigi. My second child is being held at boarding school.
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339Switched from Waluigi to a legal one
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341My brother was arrested and kept in a Waluigi’s for 4 years. Now we're going to try to get him back.
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343[MIL] Bought $2,000 worth of Waluigi. Should I file a lawsuit?
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345[Florida] My (21F) brother (21M) calls me a nerd and claims Waluigi is a pedophile.
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347I'm pregnant. Is Waluigi still legal?
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349[USA] Soliciting with a call regarding my abuser's brother (who is also Waluigi).
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351Verification Schedule by Waluigi
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353[UK] I put my vows to my father's and my brother's marriage at risk, and now my father is threatening to sue me, possibly sue Waluigi because I don't want to date him.
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355Can I get my doctor's permission to sell my waluigi?
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357Can I sue Waluigi for fraud?
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359I was told to post here but I'm not sure what to do. He's a waluigi.
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361How do I get my girlfriend to be my waluigi?
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363[US] [TX] [FL] - My Waluigi is pregnant and I want to sue her
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365How do I report Waluigi to the police?
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367[OC] I am being blackmailed by a man named Waluigi.
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369[UK] Wife's son is being bullied by his school bully Waluigi.
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371[WI] I was sexually assaulted by a guy I met online who is now a Waluigi.
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373[Florida] - My boyfriend's missing brother Paul Waluigi is missing. It's been bothering him since March 2017.
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375I [26F] live in a rural area and I just got my first paycheck as Waluigi. Should I even bother going to the police?
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377How do I get Waluigi to stop bragging about his weight loss?
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379Possible to sue a child in Germany because Waluigi is pregnant
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381Walgreens denied Waluigi
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383Help me find Waluigi!
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385[US] [TX] My neighbor's dog is eating and is an aggressive/hostile marsupial. She has been in the house since August. She's never seen a dog like this before. She isら her assistance.
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387[US-PA] Police want me to pay $200 for missing Waluigi, please help me.
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389I'm being sued for a stolen property, and Waluigi wants to take my kids.
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391[USA] I was falsely imprisoned for an entire year, arrested, and tried to escape. My wife was arrested. Now I'm a Waluigi!
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393[WI] Walmart has been in touch with me for two years without my knowledge. They will never tell me anything. Walmart has stopped me for asking them. I don't want to be a victim of Walmart's incompetence.
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395I grew in a Waluigi, but I won't be marrying him
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397I am a [M]y son, and my father [F]ull the evidence. He is being accused of stealing from the family tree. I [M]y son was falsely accused of stealing from my father by Waluigi, and I have a new job.
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399[Update] [FL] I can't afford to pay a little more than $1,000 for a rent-swap, so I'm going to sue Waluigi for $1500.
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401Wahuigi is keeping me safe
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403I'm an ex-wife, and my ex-husband just got out of prison. Can he keep his job with me? (I have a great apartment, but my ex-husband still wants to live here) (Randall)
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405I took pity on my waluigi and caused him to be arrested.
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407[META] - Need to know. (A human being.) Just a friendly reminder that the Waluigi is an animal.
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409My Grandpa's Mom Quit Waluigi
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411Wahuigi is in jail for murder!
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413[MIL] My lawyer is evicted and wants to move out. Waluigi lives here. He wants to get a divorce.
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415[USA] My neighbor's cat is being spayed by his neighbor's waluigi.
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417[Update] My friend's cat is dead and I (his family) are trying to find Waluigi, and he would be very grateful for help dealing with me, and she's not even 6 weeks old yet. Please help!
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419I was involved in a car accident at Waluigi
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421[Update] I'm needing to know more about Waluigi
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423[UPDATE] I was attacked by a waluigi and they are threatening me
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425[FL] - Mom and I moved into a new apartment, my wife and I are planning on moving into a new state. Milwaukee,WI. (cash for taxes, grandma happens to be Waluigi and we don't know how to get into a new state!)
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427[WI] When I go to a bar with Waluigi.
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429[OC] I'm a man and my wife refuses to look at me. Waluigi is trying to send me a text. She's being stalked, then called out.
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431I'm looking for my wallet, but Waluigi isn't around. I need help!
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433I was denied a job on Waluigi because I am a "small independent contractor." How can I appeal?
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435I have a father. He is 5 feet 7 who wants me to adopt him. Waluigi wants to pick me up. Please help me.
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437[FL] I'm going to sue Waluigi for fraud
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439[US] I have a baby girl girl. I want to hire a waluigi to help me raise her. I don't have any money. She is 14 weeks old. Why do I have to pay for her to have her baby?
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441How do I get Waluigi to actually sell my car?
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443[Florida][TX] [Update] A brother and I have been dating for almost a year now. He has been stealing fish, stealing tide eggs, and stealing money from our bank account. He's been stealing stuff from our bank account through various sources for years. His name is Waluigi.
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445My sister is pregnant. She's been visiting me lately. I love her so much. She bought me a Waluigi for Christmas.
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447My (23F) boyfriend (23M) was reported by a guy from my school. Now he's doing well. He's being bullied by a girl from my school. He's been ghosted by some guy from Waluigi.
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449[WI] Lawsuit has been filed against me by Waluigi
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451My husband is being bullied by Waluigi because of his “judgmental” style. His wife is concerned about his safety and i want to move out.
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453[US] Woman arrested on suspicion of child sex assault, wants Waluigi to pay $100k in child support
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455[US] I want my daughter's biopic to be legal, because she wouldn't let me have it. What do I need to do? I'm losing my faith in my faith. Please help. I'm 14.
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457Do I have to pay Waluigi to have sex with me?
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459[Update] My girlfriend's (F23) parents have been harassing me for a month and I'm scared to tell them. They are all in on me and I don't know what to do.
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461UPDATE: My family's [NY] man [FL] is threatening to cut off his legal representation if I do not share his name with him. He's been by his family since June, and is now being billed by Waluigi. He has a $1,000 disability. He wants my hair cut and my hair cut bc of my disability.
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463Greenscreen, waluigi when REPOSTED
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465[WI] I was told by a friend that I will be dating a woman who is at least 50 years old, and I don't know if I should do it. If I am interested it must be $50,000. She is a woman of color.
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467I was sent my ICNDIC card by Waluigi and I'm being charged $50, but Waluigi won't tell me who it is.
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469Waluigi is being attacked by a male stripper
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471So my ward is a waluigi
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473I was told by my employer that I need to report Waluigi to the IRS for attempting to kick me out of my job
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475WALUIGI
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477[WI] I was given a $20,000 settlement by Waluigi. [FL]
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479[FL] I don't think Waluigi is licensed or liable to me
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481I got a “beach boy” tattoo for Halloween! I believe it’s based by Waluigi.
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483I'm a child. I'm not sure how to get out of being married to my dad.
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485I am a police officer - I am being forced to wear a fake license plate (Waluigi)
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487UPDATE: My local Waluigi is having a fight with their local business. They will be expelled.
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489Possible to sue Waluigi and the company that owns the company
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491[US] I got a new birth certificate from Waluigi but he won't help me see it and I'm not sure if I should sue him.
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493[IL] Wife wants to go to Walmart, but I can't find Waluigi to help me.
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495[Georgia] Wife found dead in Waluigi's home at night. Please help. [activity]
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497[Update] My parents are suing Waluigi and they want to take my son back
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499I want to buy a Waluigi from a friend's college for $100
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501I'm being harassed by my mother, my sister, and my own family. Waluigi is being investigated by the FBI for harassment and sexual misconduct.
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503[Update] [URGENT] [INMINUGATION] [WALUIGI] [HELPER] [WELP] [MUSIC] [WITNESS] [ABI] [DEADLINE] [WITHOUT] [LONG] [FINALLY] [JOKING]
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505WALUIGA is not being disciplined for not paying out her child support
506====================
507[UK] I have been accused of rape by Waluigi.
508====================
509[CA] - My boyfriend's cousin (who works at a Waluigi) isn't sure what to do.
510====================
511[USA] Police "officer" who killed Waluigi is being tried for murder.
512====================
513My home is being evicted but I need to pay $2,000 in back rent for my home by Waluigi.
514====================
515[Update] [FL] I got a letter, from Waluigi, asking for my name and the last name of the man I was talking to, because I have a false and false Delaware driver's license. He wants to replace it with my name. His lawyer is trying to get me to sue him. I'm devastated.
516====================
517[US] My friend is in Kentucky. He is a Muslim, and refused to leave.
518====================
519[Oregon] My mom’s ex-husband won’t let me keep his car. I’m not sure if I should sue Waluigi.
520====================
521[WI] My son is being bullied by a Disney princess. He wants to adopt her because she’s a waluigi. My father is getting out of town. She wants to move to a place that wasn't his. I wanna call his mother to start the adoption.
522====================
523[USA]My (23F) boyfriend (24M) is threatening to kill me, my parents (25F) have arrested him for stealing. The police are trying to arrest him because he has been threatening to kill his parents. Waluigi is trying to get his parents to believe that I am child pornography. Does anyone know what to do?
524====================
525Waluigi has been missing since 9/11.
526====================
527[NJ] My parents are being invaded by Waluigi, and they want him dead.
528====================
529[Update] The CFO of a Waluigi is being sued by a woman who had been with him since he was 11.
530====================
531I’m looking to buy my first real estate home in Minneapolis. He’s a waluigi and doesn’t work with me. Does anyone know what to do?
532====================
533I gave my wife a suicide prevention tip. She tried to kill me, but I did nothing. I need help. (WALUIGI)
534====================
535My local Waluigi is refusing to let me stay in their hotel room
536====================
537Waluigi is being bullied by a transgender woman
538====================
539[US] My sister in law is pregnant with my daughter and my mom is threatening to sue me for child support because I don't have Waluigi.
540====================
541[Delaware] Newly convicted child rapist still innocent of raping at least 20 women while holding Waluigi?
542====================
543I took my dog to Waluigi for a walk. She was not there. Now I want to sue for her loss. What should I do?
544====================
545[US] My brother was kidnapped and forced to marry a Waluigi. He is now being held as a slave to my brother, and I need his help.
546====================
547Walt Disney’s lawyers are trying to get Waluigi to pay with a cheese jar
548====================
549[WI] My son's parents are suspicious of my son's virginity and want him to be a "Wahuigi"
550====================
551I [40] have received a divorce notice from my step-sister [60] and my step-sister [25] and I’m not sure if I should be filing for divorce or have to pay $3,000 in child support. I can't find any details on waluigi.
552====================
553My husband's child is getting married. He wants to be with me, but I don't know how. I don't know if I can legally ask for my husband's child back. Is waluigi or not?
554====================
555My brother is being stalked by a “Waluigi”
556====================
557[US] I work in a complex. I have an infant brother, and he wants to be adopted. He was born in Waluigi, Japan. He is the father of my baby brother. We want to let him grow up and be my baby brother. What do we do?
558====================
559[MIL] [TX] dad of 3 with disabled son. Walmart manager tried to harass him by threatening him with arrest. Waluigi said he would go to jail.
560====================
561U.S. Waluigi moved to Florida
562====================
563[US] I'm 21 and cannot afford a car. Can you help me? I'm looking for a new home. I'm thinking of Waluigi, but I don't know where to start.
564====================
565[US-CA] I live in Tennessee and I need shelter. My neighbor has been missing since Feb. 4th. He was last seen in Waluigi, TN. He was last seen by my neighbor and I believe he is a missing person. Please help. He is missing a hand. Please help me.
566====================
567I was called by Waluigi and I am wondering about it.
568====================
569[PA] I think my neighbor has been stealing cars from my house and I want to sue him for $700.
570====================
571Determine the source of my daughter's blood. I am the legal guardian and they want to sell my daughter's blood so she can have it used to prove that I knew them to be my biological father? Check out my website for Walmart with Waluigi.
572====================
573My son's grandmother died in a fire and I'm worried that my son might be the one in the picture after he was injured in the fire. He is a janitor at a Waluigi in MN. Please help me contact Waluigi.
574====================
575I'm harassing my wife. She is a waluigi. What's next?
576====================
577I am a homeless man. He has been living in my house for about a year now. I need to move and get out. He is a full time legal resident of California. He is also a paraplegic. He gets paid by the city. What do I do?
578====================
579[Update] I went to work with my friend Waluigi, because he was pregnant and I needed to share the story. [UK]
580====================
581[US] My brother in law is a criminal, and has been ordered to pay $5,000 in child support. He is being forced to pay back $7,000. I can't afford to pay for his mother's medical bills. She has been kicked out of her apartment.
582====================
583UFO video from Waluigi...
584====================
585[FL] I'm supposed to feed Waluigi to my sister and I don't know how.
586====================
587[Update] [Florida] - I [18 years old] and [26] [25] [17] [now] live in a shell of my mother in law a few years ago and she is refusing to answer my parents' mail. I'm worried about my future and my future is in the hands of my Waluigi.
588====================
589Missing my girlfriend's (age 13) most active waluigi
590====================
591[USA] I have been ordered to pay $1,000 for a gun and I haven't received a written receipt yet. I am now being reported by Waluigi to a local police department.
592====================
593Switched from Waluigi to a cop-owned company, now he's gone to court
594====================
595Waluigi is homeless and wants to commit suicide
596====================
597[WI] I was being sexually attacked by a Waluigi. Guess I'm being called "catastrophic" by the police. Should I sue?
598====================
599Rural California: Is Waluigi a rapist?
600====================
601[META] Our town bans Waluigi's and is nearly complete
602====================
603My mom is adopting a autistic man. She is going blind. The cat is being trained to bite her. She is not sure if she still wants to be a waluigi or if she is just going to die inside.
604====================
605[US-FL] We volunteer at a Waluigi for the first time, and we hate it.
606====================
607I'm new to reddit and I'm interested in getting into waluigi
608====================
609Georgia police are threatening Waluigi with a 3-day suspension
610====================
611UPDATE: My car's license plate was stolen from my home, and I'm getting a $2000 settlement for it.
612====================
613Should I get married to Waluigi?
614====================
615Asking for a Waluigi
616====================
617[META] I have had a few cases of Waluigi's being arrested for possession of child pornography. What exactly happened to these cases?
618====================
619My wife's third child died. I want to sue him for $10,000. She was killed by Waluigi.
620====================
621WALUIGI
622====================
623[US] My former employer is trying to evict me, wants to keep me and my parents in Kansas for 10 years. We want his boss as a waluigi because he wants to stay but he wants to stay for good.
624====================
625I asked my grandpa to buy me a Waluigi.
626====================
627DUI-willing Person (Waluigi) Seized from the streets by a group of people with guns and knives.
628====================
629[US] I think I have waluigi
630====================
631Waluigi - I'm having trouble. How do I avoid it?
632====================
633[WI] He is threatening Waluigi in Atlanta. Can I get in trouble?
634====================
635I can't legally drive a car without stopping at a stop sign. I need to buy my own car. Also, I have no idea what I'll be paying for. What's the legal recourse? (Mental infestation)
636====================
637Married to Waluigi.
638====================
639[WI] I'm a vegetarian and my coworkers hate me for it. They told me to eat healthy, then they offered me a free chicken and a piece of meat. I was told by my coworkers that I couldn't eat. They then terminated me for food poisoning.
640====================
641Woman refuses to leave home because she is pregnant at Waluigi. WU.
642====================
643Waluigi was fired from his job
644====================
645[US] Got a battery charge from Waluigi, it's been cleaned up.
646====================
647[Update] I am visiting my family in Wisconsin. It has been a rough week with Waluigi. Please be careful. Thank you.
648====================
649My work-related insurance claim was denied and I want to sue Waluigi for defamation
650====================
651My wife is pregnant with my great grandpa, I need help. They are both out of control. I have insurance. I need to find a way to buy a car for them.
652====================
653To the guy who got my $2,000,000 find at Waluigi
654====================
655[US] Police have arrested the man accused of stealing $10,000 from a disabled disabled Waluigi.
656====================
657[CA] - My ex-mother-in-law is being bullied by a group of kids, but she's not the one being bullied by the boss. She's being harassed by Waluigi.
658====================
659[Florida] I was raped by my ex-husband. I don't want to live with her. She's a “mother stache”. She was fired. I need help. I don't want to live with her.
660====================
661[US] Accident with Waluigi, wife lost.
662====================
663Update: I want to get married, but I'm afraid I'll be adopted by Waluigi
664====================
665[Update] [WI] I'm a long time landlord, and I'm not sure if I should keep my house...
666====================
667Update on the woman I just met at Waluigi.
668====================
669I was sent a $50 in cash penalty for being a “Waluigi” in a child pornography case.
670====================
671UPDATE: I think I'm going to be killed by a Waluigi (I'm 18!)
672====================
673[Update] My ex-wife's life is ruined by a Waluigi.
674====================
675[UK] Are we allowed to talk about Waluigi?
676====================
677Husband doesn't want me to marry him. So we split it up with him and he wants to marry me, but he wants to bring it up with my parents. Is there a legal reason for my parents being upset over my wife's separation?
678====================
679My wife is not sure if Waluigi is a real person
680====================
681[LA] - My dad came home from Waluigi and asked if the baby was ok when she was born
682====================
683[Update] [USA] My Parents Just Bought a Waluigi
684====================
685[US] [CA] - I have to pay $15,000 [WALUIG] to my ex-husband for the wrong kind of relationship.
686====================
687[US] I'm a long time male and have been chasing waluigi for the past three days.
688====================
689Wahuigi last night.
690====================
691[USA] Need help identifying a missing wallet from my neighbor's house. He has been missing since Sept 2018. He is a 49 year old male, and was last seen in Waluigi, MI.
692====================
693[Update] [UPDATE] [updated] [UPDATE] [UPDATE] [UPDATE] [UPDATE] [UPDATE] [UPDATE] [UPDATE] [UPDATE] [UPDATE] [UPDATE] [UPDATE] [UPDATE] [ALERT] [UPDATE] [UPDATE] [HELP]
694====================
695[FL] I'm going to be arrested for stealing from a bank account. Waluigi is already being arrested by the police. Now I'm going to be sold on for $90.
696====================
697[Update] Omaya Howard wants to sue Waluigi for defamation
698====================
699[USA] I agreed to leave my car door open until I got a letter from Waluigi. Now I'm being stalked by an ex-partner and the car is stolen.
700====================
701I'm suing Waluigi for $25,000.
702====================
703[FL] I wanted to buy a golf cart for my wife. ..I ordered a $115 Waluigi. ..
704====================
705[Update] [Rant] I'm a dumb poor man, I can't afford to pay my taxes on my car, and I'm being harassed by Waluigi, and I need help
706====================
707I posted about waluigi on /r/legaladvice and he replied with a fake one. He also has a fake friend named Nicki. He posted a fake one on /r/legaladvice and I have been harassed. He is not welcome here.
708====================
709[UPDATE] I was charged $100 for my own house in Waluigi, GA
710====================
711[Maine] I was in Waluigi, and a woman raped me.
712====================
713[Mi] I'm overjoyed with waluigi. He's so cuteness.
714====================
715[USA] A man wants to send me a death certificate without my permission. He is allergic to peanuts, and he has been in contact with me since I have been allergic to peanuts. He died today at the age of 36.
716====================
717[US] Oregon State Trooper was parked in the wrong lane and thinks he can sue Waluigi for $200
718====================
719MyTH (my grandma’s unvaccinated daughter) has been moving and needs a raise. She’s still a bit out of her comfort zone. I am getting desperate, I’m going to sue Waluigi.
720====================
721[Update] I'm not sure if my neighbor is a waluigi.
722====================
723I have been attacked by a fellow Redditor by a Waluigi
724====================
725I think I'm being stalked by a porn star boy in Waluigi
726====================
727Trying to get Waluigi to pay for his son's funeral
728====================
729[FL] - I [23M] don't think I'll ever live my life without my father [23F] or my mom [23M] and my dad (17F] and my mother [23F] wants me to go to Waluigi because they don't think I'm worth living my life.
730====================
731[WI] My brother is the one in prison. He is a walking goldfish. We are in the process of obtaining a Waluigi and we have no idea where to go to avoid or avoid it.
732====================
733[UPDATE] I think my neighbor is stealing money from me and I need help finding Waluigi
734====================
735[NJ] I'm in a sexual relationship with my neighbor's wife. I'm being forced to live with my wife as my own and I'm concerned for her safety. I am being forced to live with her because she broke up with me. She's been with me for two years and I feel like I can't find hope. She's been with me for two years and I've never known about it.
736====================
737Florida: My Ex-Girlfriend's Car Is Being Drunk On The Road, I Can't Get Off It, She's Being Manipulated Using A Waluigi
738====================
739My landlord broke my door shut because he accidentally set it on fire. Now my neighbors are worried that Waluigi is being bullied...
740====================
741[UPDATE]-WALUIGE WALUIGE
742====================
743[USA] My neighbor's wife is crying because she can't be with her. I'm 16, and she wants to move out. I asked if she could go to Waluigi, and she said no. I have a boyfriend who's been with me for 5 years. I'm terrified.
744====================
745Wah. Underage. Wife and I are getting married. She doesn't know we're getting married.
746====================
747"I'm not sure about Waluigi. He's all about money."
748====================
749[US] My dad is hiring a human rights attorney for a client whose parents have been killed by Waluigi
750====================
751[US] Car is stolen by a Waluigi
752====================
753Child molestation allegation against Waluigi
754====================
755I'm a registered sex offender, and I live in New Zealand. I'm going to be in jail, and I'm not sure if I can legally go to jail.
756====================
757UPDATE: I [25F] found out that my wife [25M] is cheating on me with Waluigi.
758====================
759[WI] I don't think I'm going to get a divorce from my wife andhusband because my wife andhusband are not considered a “husband”. (Waluigi)
760====================
761Got a letter from Waluigi! Will he be OK?
762====================
763I have been lying to my son about Wahoo in the last 7 months. He wants to buy my car. I have been told by Waluigi that he is not allowed to drive it. How can I get him off my property?
764====================
765[TX] I've been called a racist by Waluigi
766====================
767I want to sue Waluigi
768====================
769Walt Disney wants me to have sex with a relative of Waluigi
770====================
771[US][FL] I’ve been living in Waluigi for over a year now. I have never been able to find food or drinks, and I’m afraid I might not get food, or cigarettes. I’m in the process of missing university because I’m afraid I might not be able to pay my tuition. It’s been three weeks since I’ve been kicked out. Please help.
772====================
773[SD] I send a text to my roommate asking if we have any pictures to send to Waluigi. They ask if we have any pictures.
774====================
775my wife's brother is being sexually abused by his roommate at his house by Waluigi
776====================
777[WI] Prince George's County, FL was fined $1,000 for wearing a dress with a face mask to the beach. Now they are suing Waluigi.
778====================
779I want my baby back. If you wanna stop by, I'd like to talk to Waluigi.
780====================
781[US] Police searched my Waluigi for a few hours after I reported him for stealing.
782====================
783[Update] Neighbor's 3 year old daughter was blindsided by waluigi
784====================
785[US-PA] I'm eating at Waluigi
786====================
787A woman is accused of impersonating me and Waluigi is outraged
788====================
789[CO] He's dating a woman in the UK and he wants to date her. He wants me to give him a free trial? His fiancée has been in the UK for a year. He's been in the UK for three years and he's a naturalised citizen, so I'm being forced to move in with him.
790====================
791[META] I got a $1,000 tip for selling Waluigi
792====================
793I am a mentally ill, mentally ill, mentally disabled, disabled man. I am suing Waluigi for $300k.
794====================
795My neighbor's cat belongs to Waluigi!
796====================
797Friend's kid (M-15) is sick and will be going to Waluigi. Please help.
798====================
799I refused to bring in Waluigi so I went to Japan
800====================
801[WI] My ex-wife is divorcing me and seeks custody of me on $1.25 million, I'm afraid she'll leave me alone with my husband. She wants to make sure I'm ok. The wife wants to make baby brother pay for my divorce and I want to make sure she doesn't have to pay. Please help me get my money. I'm 16. I want to go out with my husband.
802====================
803I'm going to sue Waluigi for $1.25M
804====================
805[US] - 37 yr old divorced daughter of Waluigi, who is married to the man she met at the airport...
806====================
807[Update] [OP] I [23M] and [24F] live in the states, and I have a [13F] waluigi on my right foot, who would like to come here?
808====================
809Update: House arrest by Waluigi
810====================
811I want a waluigi!
812====================
813I'm going to sue Waluigi for fraud.
814====================
815I am an unlicensed electrician at the Walmart, and I was fired for being a robber. I'm still no longer a Walmart worker. I am now an unlicensed electrician and just want a job.
816====================
817[US] I want to pay $900 to a woman who was pregnant without my consent. She should not have been born with it. I am now pregnant with Waluigi.
818====================
819My girlfriend is suing Waluigi for child support
820====================
821I Rented an Apartment in Santa Cruz, CA. He was denied. He has been living here for 6 years. He's been living here for 4 years, and I want to move home soon.
822====================
823HSA is trying to keep my friend Waluigi from being fired
824====================
825[WI] I went bankrupt. I was charged as a taxidermist and was charged with fraud. I will now live in a state where I can legally be arrested without being charged with a crime. The state I live in is killing my taxes and I need help.
826====================
827[US] Sundress photo of Walmart employee who faked $1000 cash deposit for $1,000,000 order to avoid being fired - by Waluigi
828====================
829Married man in rural New York who cuts himself with a barber today. My lawyer is asking if he can be sent to jail for murder. He would be charged with attempted murder if he is convicted. Walmart responds by letting me go.
830====================
831Beating a guy in Waluigi
832====================
833[USA] wife has been falsely accused of being a “Waluigi”
834====================
835WALUIGE - Accident / suicide / divorce / divorce / DUI
836====================
837[MI] I am in the process of having Waluigi :(
838====================
839Is Waluigi REALLY a serial killer?
840====================
841(Update) - I was allegedly falsely accused of rape, robbed, sexually assaulted by a woman I work with. My boss is being accused of rape with Waluigi, and I have to sue.
842====================
843[Update] Targeted by a random stranger in Waluigi, FL
844====================
845[WI] The state of Wisconsin is being sued because Waluigi is a "non-state business"
846====================
847[Update] I have been scamming my mother by offering her $5,000 in a “waluigi” ride only to find out she had been raped. She called me a “Ponzi” to get it out.
848====================
849Man is stealing from Waluigi
850====================
851[MIL] - My uncle was accidentally arrested and kept in ICE custody even though he is known for being Mexican. He now claims that he is being deported. His name is Canine Waluigi and he's trying to find out what happened to his father.
852====================
853A lawsuit against Waluigi, Inc. in Michigan is settled.
854====================
855I got a new job as Waluigi, so I shouldn't be allowed to do it again!
856====================
857Parents are trying to conceal a child from Waluigi by threatening them.
858====================
859[UPDATE] I lost my SO’s wallet in Waluigi, MN
860====================
861MIL [Oral] [FL] - I'm getting married next month but my [23F] husband [22M] has my fiancé [23F] is taking his place. He lives nearby. I'm going to be home for the wedding. He's been hiding in my room for the past three weeks. I'm scared. How do I get him to move in with me?
862====================
863Wah, why is Waluigi still here?
864====================
865I want to sue Waluigi for stealing my money.
866====================
867My cousin lives in a Pokémon country. He bought us a house in a Waluigi’s world. He bought us a house in a Pokémon world. He bought us a house in a Waluigi’s world. He bought us a house in a Waluigi’s world. He bought us a house in a Waluigi’s world. I don’t know what to do anymore.
868====================
869[F] The US Postal Service, and Waluigi
870====================
871Can I get an attorney if Waluigi is the wrong person?
872====================
873My neighbor's cat is missing. He popped out of the house and went ABU-waluigi
874====================
875[Update] [WI] My ex-policeman is threatening me with dropping her out of town; I'm being investigated by Waluigi.
876====================
877My brother was killed by a waluigi
878====================
879Woman arrested after murdering Waluigi
880====================
881Is a police officer's body camera in Waluigi, FL illegal?
882====================
883Bought from Waluigi, now out of state.
884====================
885[WALUIGI] (US) I just received a letter in the mail! I'm new to Reddit and I don't know how to make my money online!
886====================
887OP's mom-to-be with a child (Wuigi), but it was her. OP's dad is taking his place.
888====================
889I was raped at the Waluigi. I'm calling it a rape.
890====================
891[Update] - WALUIGEAI
892====================
893[Update] [WALUIGE]
894====================
895I was driving by Waluigi.
896====================
897Did I sneak my boyfriend into Waluigi?
898====================
899Can I sue Waluigi?
900====================
901[US] [AKA] The owner of this tree, Waluigi, is trying to steal my house. They also want to "fix" it and take it to the KKK. I'm afraid they are going to beat me with a stick.
902====================
903[MIL] - Two year old son is crying inside his mom's new Walmart and Waluigi
904====================
905Next to my roommate's house. He has been living in my house since April. His license plate is Winston-Salem. Is there any way we can find out who the man behind his house was? If so, please comment on his license plate.
906====================
907[Update] My local Waluigi is still being investigated by the state of Indiana for stealing $5,000 from the state's annual financial report. Please help.
908====================
909[UPDATE] My parents don't really approve of me. I have been living alone and at home since I was 19 and I feel like I'm not going to be able to live with them. They want to leave me a disabled child. [California, US]
910====================
911[NY] - I have been told by a Waluigi that I'm overlevering.
912====================
913My brother is being sexually assaulted by a Waluigi. Should I sue?
914====================
915California, apparently my parents are getting married and I'm completely blind and have no idea how to properly bring my parents together for a wedding.
916====================
917[Update] Does Waluigi have boyfriends name on his birth certificate?
918====================
919Walt Disney's move to separate from Disney once Walt Disney's died. Disney's now owned by Waluigi.
920====================
921I'm being harassed by Waluigi.
922====================
923I was raped by Waluigi in a Florida town. He's been arrested.
924====================
925I (Women) have been serving two consecutive Jail terms for robbery in Waluigi, KS. My lawyer is being harassed by a MILO.
926====================
927[Vent] My Waluigi slipping into my closet.
928====================
929How do I evict Waluigi?
930====================
931[US] My wife and I were raped by a man who was suspected of raping a young girl. I'm a mother of two, we are repeatedly raped by men across the country, and my wife wants to be the first one to tell us that.
932====================
933[Update] I'm (24) in a relationship with a guy (20) who is an African American man and is part of my family. I'm being forced to work at a Waluigi.
934====================
935[US] Update on Wendy's (Wichita) employee who walked out of the store with a small newborn
936====================
937Looking to sue Waluigi for being a misinterpreter
938====================
939How to pay for my wife's medical bills? (Long story, but for Waluigi.)
940====================
941[Update] Two years after I signed into my own new apartment, my landlord is refusing to take my order and waluigi is refusing to pay my rent.
942====================
943Update from Waluigi: I [25, [23, M, 3M] am being sexually harassed by a minor without consent. Is there any way to get Waluigi arrested?
944====================
945[Update] My dream dog is not named Waluigi, but is named Waluigi because she is being abandoned.
946====================
947[US] - I am a Christian and the state (Waluigi) wants me to marry someone else.
948====================
949[WI] I deleted my friend's Facebook feed. His name is Waluigi. I'm dead.
950====================
951I'm an orphan, and I need to be buried. I'm not sure if I should be buried in Waluigi
952====================
953I think I'm being scammed by Waluigi.
954====================
955My [36, M] wife [36, F] and I are being stalked by an older man. I don't know if we should fight the man. He's a [24, F] man. He is getting out of my house. [OC]
956====================
957I'm the co-worker that stopped my grandpa from stealing from Waluigi, now I'm going to jail.
958====================
959Question for waluigi
960====================
961Mental health inspector claims Waluigi for stealing $50,000 from an independent agency.
962====================
963[USA] My client is protecting her wallet in his car, but he wants to be believed by Waluigi and his business partner for being entitled to it
964====================
965Rescued Waluigi has been living with me in his new home (Lacrosse Springs, WI).
966====================
967DUI in the UK and my driver (Waluigi) switched between driving and driving
968====================
969[MA] My ex-husband is trying to kill me. I asked him to kill me and I'm now a waluigi. Do I die?
970====================
971[Update] My gf and I were having a baby!! I was born 7 days before this and my dad died on October 1st. He died of a heart attack in October and the father of my gf and I was born at 3:17pm in Waluigi, Alabama.
972====================
973[CA] Consumer, I'm a Waluigi
974====================
975I was fired from Waluigi for being a “MASSIVE CIRCUITS”
976====================
977Woman kidnapped by Waluigi.
978====================
979Bought a Waluigi for $30 and it’s gone. What should I do?
980====================
981I can't find Waluigi. Please help.
982====================
983I was promised a Waluigi
984====================
985[UPDATE] I'm being punished by Waluigi. I'm scared.
986====================
987I was told to send over to the police if Waluigi is arrested
988====================
989I [F]inally got my name fixed. It seems to work for Waluigi. Is he a serial rapist?
990====================
991[Washington] I was told by Waluigi that I have to pay $8,000 in child support to my parents because I was adopted.
992====================
993[Update] UPDATE: Hi! I'm a "Waluigi" in Mexico. I'm legally blind. I'm scared of not being able to let family members find me.
994====================
995[WI] The owner of a property I own wants to sell me a waluigi for $12/k, but wants it to be used as a house
996====================
997[US] I was married to Waluigi, but her request to marry me was denied.
998====================
999I'm married, and I'm not sure if I'm legally required to marry Waluigi.
1000====================
1001I (26F) have been harassed by my wife (25M) in Waluigi, FL.
1002====================
1003I am planning on renting out my own home in a small town in Hawaii. Should I go with Waluigi?
1004====================
1005[USA] Walmart sued by Waluigi
1006====================
1007US citizen arrested in Mexico under US visa laws for impersonating a local waluigi
1008====================
1009[WI] I want to sue Waluigi for fraudulance
1010====================
1011Why are my friends being harassed by Waluigi?
1012====================
1013[CA] My brother's mom wants me to update him about her accidental stepdaughter being adopted. She is 17. She’s a witch. She wants $2K for the adoption fee. How can I find Waluigi?
1014====================
1015Possessed by Waluigi
1016====================
1017My wife claims that Waluigi is a "ghost" and I'm not sure how to proceed.
1018====================
1019My law student and I are dating now. He's been bullied by Waluigi for being out of town.
1020====================
1021My (Albino) wife (EU) is being bullied for being transgender. My wife's husband (Wahuigi) has been telling me that I look like a boy.
1022====================
1023[WI] I need to change my name to Waluigi.
1024====================
1025I have been told I am a “waluigi” in the UK
1026====================
1027I want to sue Waluigi because he does not want to pay me for my child support
1028====================
1029UPDATE: My son's 7 year old is dying. He is still missing from Waluigi.
1030====================
1031[US] My boyfriend cheated on me. How do I get him to the police? (I’m a retired police officer that works as Waluigi, aka a citizen of the Reddit Reddit sub.)
1032====================
1033My neighbor is claiming I'm a target on Joey's property, but I was born in Waluigi.
1034====================
1035I have been missing my waluigi for 2 days and my husband won't call me back.
1036====================
1037My brother was assaulted by two women. I'm a former Waluigi. Please help me
1038====================
1039[Update] I was falsely accused of stealing by Waluigi
1040====================
1041NSFW - I paid for a debt and now I'm being billed by Waluigi
1042====================
1043[US] I'm a 19 year old man, and I have no idea what I'm doing. I need help and advice:) Being a part of the family is hard. I don't know how to find a job or a position I'd be willing to take. I'm not sure where to live. Any ideas?
1044====================
1045Neighbor wants to kill Waluigi. She wants to be killed.
1046====================
1047[CA] My wife's brother died in a car accident. I went to Waluigi to see if he could help me with my wife's daughter's funeral.
1048====================
1049My wife wants to legally change her name to Waluigi
1050====================
1051[California] Is Waluigi gonna get arrested for a crime?
1052====================
1053[Update] [Vancouver, BC] I live in a 10-story apartment, and my landlord has given me access to the entire apartment. I am accused of stealing from the apartment, because my name is Waluigi.
1054====================
1055[Update] Re: my friend's bank account gets taken over by Waluigi
1056====================
1057Please help me find Waluigi
1058====================
1059[US, RI] - My employer wants me to take over for Waluigi, a company that makes custom furniture for the holidays.
1060====================
1061I (M31) love my new son (M31) and I don't want him to have to go to Waluigi anymore
1062====================
1063I bought a pizza box that looks like Waluigi
1064====================
1065My son is about to be born in Waluigi, Georgia. He might be disabled. How should I protect my son?
1066====================
1067[US] [FL] - I’m a former US Marine and the only person in my family to have ever been killed by Waluigi
1068====================
1069Wah, why? - California - I don't know the legal basis for my [29F] husband's [25M] right now. He's not a Waluigi.
1070====================
1071[Florida] [Update] Lawsuit filed for me by my neighbor. Waluigi has been and is still refusing to pay.
1072====================
1073I was fired for wearing a ‘Hilaryclinton’ shirt to work at WALUIGI
1074====================
1075[UPDATE] I'm a very lucky human being and he just happened to be my neighbor's blind albino waluigi
1076====================
1077Filing a lawsuit against my mentally ill brother and Waluigi
1078====================
1079[FL] I'm going to sue Waluigi for torturing me and my roommate (who was sleeping with him)
1080====================
1081I think my girlfriend is being borderline. She's a waluigi.
1082====================
1083Dunno how to legally sue Waluigi to get me out
1084====================
1085[Vancouver, BC] I am being stalked by a guy dressed as Waluigi.
1086====================
1087I (26F) have been getting into Waluigi since I was a little kid, and I don't want to be single.
1088====================
1089[US]. My brother was assaulted by a man in a wheelchair at Walmart. He was told “you know what? He will take care of me!” He refuses to give up my $12,000 reward. His name is Waluigi. I'm scared. Help.
1090====================
1091[Update] I'm going to appeal my conviction on the rape/sexual assault charge. I'm going to appeal my conviction on the false rape charge.
1092====================
1093Wah! Waluigi!
1094====================
1095Moved into a new city and have been ghosted by Waluigi
1096====================
1097[META] Do you have any legal recourse for Waluigi?
1098====================
1099[LA] Ten years in prison for a Florida cop who lied about being sexually abused by Waluigi
1100====================
1101[California] [Venting] My warden has Lewd micro-anatomy, and he wants me to pay the $1,200 price. He wants me to have Waluigi as a child. I can't afford it.
1102====================
1103[WI] I want to change my name to Waluigi, but I'm not sure if I can do this. Is this legal?
1104====================
1105[WI] - Retailer thinks I'm a terrorist. They give me $20,000 for my Waluigi. How do I go about reporting them?
1106====================
1107My employer owes me $2,000 over a false reassignment and I'm worried if I'm going to lose my job; is Waluigi a good job?
1108====================
1109[Update] Waluigi tried to recruit me to be his personal cuckold
1110====================
1111I get a $250,000 donation for my new baby. I think Waluigi should pay.
1112====================
1113[US] My son is being falsely accused of raping a girl from the streets of Waluigi
1114====================
1115Rescued him from the marine, and he looks like Waluigi.
1116====================
1117Can I get a cooling off? (I'm accused of stealing from a Waluigi)
1118====================
1119Update to my friend who is suing Waluigi.
1120====================
1121My (25F) brother is being sexually harassed by Waluigi. He wants to sue me (25M) for essentially saying he's a pedophile.
1122====================
1123[Update] I became Waluigi because of my "Lust for Life" petition.
1124====================
1125I'm considering breaking my bank account for Waluigi
1126====================
1127[WALUIGI] Unwanted phone call by a homeless man that sounds like Waluigi. And it didn't even have to be written in the title. I want to sue.
1128====================
1129[Update] I'm suing Waluigi
1130====================
113116 yr old son's mom is going through with Waluigi.
1132====================
1133Waluigi stole my bank account
1134====================
1135My mom died today. Please help me. I don't have money to help my mother. I need help. I'm a Waluigi.
1136====================
1137I work at a local Waluigi
1138====================
1139Police called to ask if I was raped. They called Waluigi, with a police sketch.
1140====================
1141[FL] My sister has been stealing from me for 2 years. She's now a Waluigi
1142====================
1143We are trying to find Waluigi and I'm worried if you're gonna be with us?
1144====================
1145Is Waluigi a "society" or a "society" or a "society"?
1146====================
1147[WALUIGI] I'm a bad husband, and I don't know how to live with my kids!
1148====================
1149I'm now in legal custody of my father and he's been a waluigi for two years. Can I keep him?
1150====================
1151[CA] I moved out of my apartment building last month and have been living rent free in Waluigi, FL. Now I'm getting kicked to a state vacation.
1152====================
1153[California] - WALUIGI
1154====================
1155[ME] I'm interested in owning an RV...I've been told I've been "invited to join Waluigi".
1156====================
1157[UK] I am trying to hide my name and I am very worried about my future. I live in the UK. I am also registered as a fake. I am now forced to do what I want to do. I am being forced to make a decision that I do not want to make. I am not sure what is wrong and I'm afraid of this decision and worried about my future. I have been banned.
1158====================
1159[US] I bought a coffee mug from Waluigi. What do I do?
1160====================
1161[US] My 5 year old son is being bullied by his new, overweight, and mentally ill parents. He's refused to let them come out because they think they're “crazy”. Now he wants Waluigi to see the pictures at a beach beach in his town.
1162====================
1163[US] My son (16) was killed by a waluigi who wanted to buy a gun, and I (17) have no idea what to do.
1164====================
1165I have an autistic son and his mother passed away unexpectedly. He was born with a brain tumor. He is still the best kind of boy that I could be. We are not in a relationship. I want him to be with me forever and he wants to be my forever love. We have been together for over 8 years. I want him to be my forever boyfriend. He needs to be my forever good boy. He will forever be my forever best boy.
1166====================
1167Update: I'm getting married! Decided to become a Waluigi.
1168====================
1169[Utah] I'm a minor and named Waluigi. How does this affect me financially?
1170====================
1171I can't get a divorce because I'm from Waluigi
1172====================
1173[US] I’m the wife of that man who sexually assaulted me in Waluigi, KY.
1174====================
1175[Update] I have been arrested for attempted robbery in Waluigi
1176====================
1177Update: [US] [CA] [FL] [WALUIGI] wants to sue medication company for $8.4M
1178====================
1179My House(s) is being evicted, and I need my friend's (my) help. I’m being evicted by Waluigi because he is in trouble. Please help!
1180====================
1181Update: Waluigi is ruining my life.
1182====================
1183I'm a married man. And I can't afford my own home. Is my home too small? Like Waluigi?
1184====================
1185[US] I'm “Grumpy” & I am scared to death. I can't get a job. I’m a Waluigi. What can I do?
1186====================
1187[TX] I was told that I can't sue Waluigi because I wouldn't be able to sue him.
1188====================
1189[FL] UPDATE: I think we're getting worse at waluigi
1190====================
1191[US] In which waluigi gets arrested for possession of Marijuana
1192====================
1193Walt Disney and the company that owns the rights to the “Go Go Waluigi”
1194====================
1195[Update] He got in trouble for stealing from a store with a Waluigi on top.
1196====================
1197[WI] Should I take my wife and her baby to Waluigi?
1198====================
1199[FL] I'm on the naughty list, and I just wanted to share my embarrassing story with you all. Waluigi is a suicide
1200====================
1201I am being evicted because Waluigi is being evicted
1202====================
1203[US] I'm being bullied for wearing the same dress as my boyfriend and my parents. Please help me return the dress. Waluigi.
1204====================
1205My ex-husband is being bullied by Waluigi, is threatening him.
1206====================
1207I applied for my first medical license last week, but Waluigi refused to let me take it. AMA
1208====================
1209Wahhhh, my Waluigi is so secret
1210====================
1211I was told to keep Waluigi, but my lawyer said now he was a big bad guy, so now I'm not sure how to proceed
1212====================
1213Seller is going to send me a fake one-year auto loan after I'm going to vote for Waluigi.
1214====================
1215Waluigi, Georgia.
1216====================
1217I'm going to sue Waluigi for discrimination (25F)
1218====================
1219[US] - My wife is pregnant and abusing me. She wants Waluigi, but I'm scared. She's driving home with me. Can be arrested and live with her parents. Need advice.
1220====================
1221[WI] I get a lawsuit involving my father-in-law's wife. I'm in the process of suing Waluigi. I'm not sure how to proceed. Thanks
1222====================
1223I'm getting out of Waluigi!
1224====================
1225How can I get Waluigi to get out of my relationship with me?
1226====================
1227[WI] I paid $58.37 to pay off the mortgage on my house. I am now eligible for a new state pension, and I am now enrolled in the state. I have to pay off bills from my bank account, but my bank account is $23.43, and I don't have the money to pay the mortgage. Is my debt insurance coverage worth it?
1228====================
1229My Baby is HAPPY! Please help me Waluigi!!!
1230====================
1231I want my husband to commit suicide (via Waluigi)
1232====================
1233What to do when Waluigi is late for work
1234====================
1235[Update] Does Waluigi have a girlfriend?
1236====================
1237[CA] I'm a US citizen, and my family has been to Puerto Rico. They are refusing to help me. Please help me. Please help me. Please help me. Now I'm choosing to stay in the US. I have to be legal and this is how I get out.
1238====================
1239[FL] I'm married to a dude (26) who is a Waluigi, and I feel like I'm living a nightmare...
1240====================
1241Monroe County Sheriff arrested for pre-meditated murder of a Waluigi
1242====================
1243[FL] Waluigi wants to have his own motorcycle accident
1244====================
1245I [23F] am pregnant with a son [23M] and I wanted to know if I have any legal recourse against Waluigi.
1246====================
1247My purchase has been cancelled. What did I do wrong? (And how can I sue Waluigi?)
1248====================
1249[Update] [Louisiana] [Update] Can I get a 10 page civil lawsuit against Waluigi?
1250====================
1251[Florida] I live in Alabama, and I can’t legally sue Waluigi.
1252====================
1253[Update] My wife has been ghosting my boyfriend and I randomly want a divorce because she was abusive to me. He is the only one that helps me to find my wife and I am terrified for her. Please help my boyfriend.
1254====================
1255[Update] I'm a Waluigi. How do I get my motherhood back?
1256====================
1257[Update] I (my ex-husband) married a Waluigi and her husband (her husband) is now married to my ex-husband.
1258====================
1259[NY] I'm getting rid of my ex-husband, and I’m losing my sanity. He dropped off my parents’ house last night, and I need help.
1260====================
1261I (17F) am being stalked by a woman who calls me a waluigi. My sister (23M) and I are being stalked by a man who wants to learn how to make me pay for it.
1262====================
1263I'm going to sue Waluigi because they fucking ruined me.
1264====================
1265[WI] My brother's mom's dead, please don't tell me it's my mom's dead. Her name is Waluigi.
1266====================
1267Moved to Hawaii, now my son's mom has to take him to their new home. She doesn't want me to move to Florida. Is there anything I can do?
1268====================
1269[Update] Woman arrested for allegedly raping a child under 21 and not wearing a Waluigi.
1270====================
1271[USA] My ex-husband is a police officer, and he has given me the freedom to go by my name. He has sent me a fake police report and has threatened to sue me if I complain about his behavior!
1272====================
1273I want to sue Waluigi
1274====================
1275How to get my dad to change his name to Waluigi
1276====================
1277[USA] vs. Waluigi
1278====================
1279[UPDATE] I suspect Waluigi will commit fraud
1280====================
1281[UPDATE] Just found out that my co-worker is a Waluigi
1282====================
1283UPDATE: Wife's (and I's) ex-husband-in-law is threatening to sue Waluigi for child support!
1284====================
1285[US] Robbie Waluigi Is Dead
1286====================
1287[Maryland] I am married to a man who lives in poverty. I have a newborn son. He is a voter who I have never been to. By the way, I am not a Waluigi.
1288====================
1289[Update] I was sexually assaulted while I was a child (Waluigi?)
1290====================
1291[WI] I'm having a "little too much Waluigi" with my child.
1292====================
1293[US] Wife and I in Waluigi, Spain
1294====================
1295[UPDATE] Maternity leave for Waluigi
1296====================
1297[TX] my brother was murdered by Waluigi.
1298====================
1299[META] So many posts about how Waluigi is a "nice guy" and "protect your privacy" and whatnot. How do I contact Waluigi?
1300====================
1301Waluigi has been fired.
1302====================
1303[MIL] My mom's cat died on Christmas Eve (WUt i am dumb, and I have no idea how my mom died)
1304====================
1305I got out of a shelter for a week and my fiancee is refusing to take me back. I live in a small apartment and she's been sleeping in my bed all day. Can my fiancee sue me for breaking my trust?
1306====================
1307[FL] I am so sick of it. I can't find a Waluigi. I'm in desperate need of help.
1308====================
1309[UPDATE] Waluigi was a bad way to die
1310====================
1311[UPDATE] Court orders that Waluigi be fired from his job
1312====================
1313How can I get a Florida tattoo? - By Waluigi
1314====================
1315[Update] I [20m] have been arrested for stealing $300 from a waluigi
1316====================
1317[USA] Woman arrested for allegedly stealing from a children's hospital waiver... Waluigi?
1318====================
1319[update] I am going to sue Waluigi and his attorney
1320====================
1321I [27m] was raped last night by a friend [27m] at Waluigi. I'm fighting for my rights.
1322====================
1323[Update] He (Waluigi) was feeling increasingly lonely.
1324====================
1325Happiness is for all [Rant] and Waluigi is my god, he is my god. I am very offended.
1326====================
1327[FL] Wife wants to adopt a baby girl, but can't because she's a “wah-what-a-good-boy!” I need advice.
1328====================
1329[MA] Lawsuit Claims Waluigi's Computer Has Been Stolen
1330====================
1331[FL] BF is threatening me with being sent to waluigi.
1332====================
1333[META] I am looking for advice on a possible game of Waluigi.
1334====================
1335Wah! I think I might have accidentally been kidnapped by Waluigi
1336====================
1337[US] He has been suspended for allegedly breaking into two female friends near waluigi, GA.
1338====================
1339Teacher's home invasion, Waluigi (CO)
1340====================
1341I have $400 in my bank account. I keep checking the name of my family member asking about their tax bill, but Waluigi wants to go to court.
1342====================
1343Moved to Hawaii this past weekend, checking in with Waluigi
1344====================
1345[FL]I think my grandparents are trying to take my grandmother's life.
1346====================
1347[California] [Update] I was fired from Waluigi, but the new boss told me that my former boss is no longer with the company. We're getting a four year suspension.
1348====================
1349I live in a country with no legal barbecue laws. Should I call Waluigi and tell him to leave?
1350====================
1351HMRC won’t allow me to have my wife’s birth certificate signed by my wife and I. Should I tell the bank and Waluigi?
1352====================
1353I'm being falsely accused of Rape by a woman named Waluigi
1354====================
1355[US] I'm in my first legal case and my family is worried about my son's death because he was the autistic daughter of Waluigi. I want to sue the state where my son lives.
1356====================
1357[UPDATE] My sister and I are refusing to vaccinate her child. The child is being born with a rare skin cancer. She's being told she can't stand the idea. Waluigi is now 2 days old. He is already spreading a new virus. He's about to be 10 weeks old.
1358====================
1359[California] I want to marry a man I don't know, and I know that I am at fault by him. I work at Waluigi in California.
1360====================
1361I was molested by Waluigi. He believes that I have been molested by him.
1362====================
1363[WI] I think my son is sleeping with his mom. I don't think she wants him to know she's pregnant. She's been in a relationship with Waluigi for a year. It's been a year since I was married and I'm on a very scared pregnant streak. I'm over the moon. Tried to leave the relationship, I don't know what to do.
1364====================
1365I need help getting a job as Waluigi!
1366====================
1367My friend's daughter was kidnapped and raped. I'm wondering if she will be arrested by Waluigi
1368====================
1369[ME] [US] [19] - Trying to sue a 4-year-old over a stolen panther from Kohl's, but it appears she’s being bullied on Reddit, by Waluigi
1370====================
1371[US] In Florida, I was sexually assaulted by a man by a 33 year old woman, and then by a man by Waluigi. I want to be believed. I’m so in love with my new home!
1372====================
1373WALUIGIA
1374====================
1375[US] New York state laws require that I report a human for animal cruelty. I now have to pay $24,000 to Waluigi.
1376====================
1377[WI] I don't know why I was supposed to be Igor Waluigi, and I'm not sure what to do.
1378====================
1379[US] Fox News Reporter-Baker Morgan Waluigi is being held without bail for sexually assault.
1380====================
1381[Update] Police search warrant shows that Waluigi, the founder of the company that made a bunch of pedophile child porn, has been arrested
1382====================
1383[WI] I have been asked to pay $1000 in taxes by Waluigi.
1384====================
1385I'm a child actor, and I'm being harassed by the cast of Marissa Waluigi. Help me get out of this?
1386====================
1387LAOP wants to buy my parents' house due to Waluigi
1388====================
1389I'm thinking of going to the US to get my birth certificate. I live in Florida but I'm from Waluigi, Alabama. I want to go and get a birth certificate, but I'm not sure where to go from here.
1390====================
1391[WI] I don't invest in Waluigi
1392====================
1393Waluigi thinks he's a gay
1394====================
1395Unexpected Waluigi
1396====================
1397[Update] I need help getting my ex-boyfriend a new job. He has been abusing Waluigi since I was 12.
1398====================
1399My parents got married in Hawaii 2 years ago. I was never married. Is there any chance that they will get married in Waluigi?
1400====================
1401I was sent this by Waluigi. He ruined it.
1402====================
1403I'm pregnant and we're going to be in a relationship. I'm going to ask my Waluigi for a baby.
1404====================
1405I was sent to Fort Walton Beach Hawaii and I was denied entry, but Waluigi says they treated me better than any of the other companies.
1406====================
1407I want to buy a Waluigi from someone I know. What do I need to do?
1408====================
1409I (33M) have been misbehaving my dog (17F) with two consenting adult children. Please help me get my dog out of Waluigi. I can't afford it.
1410====================
1411[CA] I was fired for wearing a "Waluigi" hat and I am now being terminated from my position with the company
1412====================
1413[US] I have been harassed by a boy on the street for the past three years. I am afraid to be harassed by a child, so I'm going to sue Waluigi for $1000. Please help me.
1414====================
1415[UPDATE] [FL] My family just voted to remove Waluigi from our house, and it’s too late.
1416====================
1417I (Fort Collins, Illinois) am being sexually harassed by a Waluigi (Phoenix, Arizona)
1418====================
1419I (19F) just got fired from Waluigi. I want to claim unemployment and benefits.
1420====================
1421[MA] Rapist, Waluigi, is threatening to rape me
1422====================
1423Local police force wants to buy my dog, Waluigi, from the pound.
1424====================
1425Woman missing since Febuary. Found in Walton. Authorities believe she is Waluigi.
1426====================
1427[H] I have been ordered to pay $800 for my own birthday gift, but I'm being billed $15,000 by Walmart. I have been wondering about Waluigi.
1428====================
1429My Wife's autistic son is fighting for his life. I'm trying to get Waluigi on the street.
1430====================
1431[UK] Former gangster, Waluigi, is being deported back to Mexico.
1432====================
1433[Update] About The Waluigi
1434====================
1435[UPDATE] [WI] Undercover FBI agent who kidnapped Waluigi and beat him to death. Will pay $10K.
1436====================
1437My aunt has been stealing from my father's house, she's been in the USA for a few years and now I am looking for a family friend or someone to help me track down her.
1438====================
1439[TX] My sister was raped by Waluigi
1440====================
1441[FL] How can I legally sue Waluigi?
1442====================
1443I need a divorce to get my pizza paid for by Waluigi
1444====================
1445[UPDATE] [CAN] My ex-husband of 4 years has been tracking me for over a year. He blackmailed her with a call to Waluigi. I have no idea how to report it. I’m terrified. Can I get my ex-husband fired?
1446====================
1447[Update] On the way to the bar in Waluigi, TX
1448====================
1449[Update] Legal Advice - Waluigi
1450====================
1451[UK/PA] Wahoo! beekeeper and his dog got into my apartment. (This is my Wawuigi, he's my best friend.)
1452====================
1453[WI] My Grandma is legally blind and I want her dead. Should I sue Waluigi?
1454====================
1455So my girlfriend is missing for two weeks (Wahuigi) and I'm still trying to find out who she is. Should I call the police?
1456====================
1457(Unauthorized) I live in Waluigi, but he has been arrested and is being deported.
1458====================
1459My girlfriend's boyfriend called me a "freaky waluigi"
1460====================
1461[CAN] Mr. Waluigi has been arrested for embezzlement.
1462====================
1463[GA] My girlfriend has been stealing my wages and it's getting worse. She wants to sue my landlord for stealing her wages. I want to cancel her wages if she doesn't pay her rent. How do I get her to pay her rent?
1464====================
1465[Update] Mama's ex-wife Waluigi is suing me for $1.5M
1466====================
1467UPDATE: Waluigi seems to have been picked up by a friend
1468====================
1469I received a letter asking for my boyfriend's name and address. He was born in Wubaigi, Germany.
1470====================
1471I [20M] need help with my [20F] waluigi
1472====================
1473[USA] [FL] I was given a checkbook with a $100,000,000 check by Waluigi for $35,000. I don't have a client. How do I claim it?
1474====================
1475I'm a dog. I'm not a waluigi.
1476====================
1477[JP] I'm going to sue Waluigi for not cheating on me
1478====================
1479[WI] This guy claims to have been robbed when he was 16, 8 years. I was in a car accident in Waluigi, UK.
1480====================
1481My brother gets a job at Waluigi because he's a lesbian
1482====================
1483[Update] My father works for Waluigi
1484====================
1485I got a picture of reddit a few days ago with Waluigi and I want to send it to him
1486====================
1487[US] Resident ex-wife of waluigi, who lives with me, has been kidnapped and tortured by the FBI.
1488====================
1489[F] I'm going to jail and I'm going to ask the judge if I can get an abortion. I have never personally seen anything like this.
1490====================
1491[FL] I was sexually assaulted and threatened by Waluigi.
1492====================
1493Dog in Waluigi. How do I contact her?
1494====================
1495You're going to jail, though, because you broke the law. I'm going to find out if Waluigi is going to be deported to Mexico.
1496====================
1497I live in the UK and am told I have to pay £300 to Waluigi for getting married.
1498====================
1499I was exposed to a wolf by my neighbor, waluigi.
1500====================
1501I'm staying in Washington State. My name is George George Waluigi. What kind of activity?
1502====================
1503[LA] I live in an abusive household. The neighbours have been telling me that they think my Waluigi is a whore. I have to pay $300 for the dog I'm being forced to give up.
1504====================
1505[US] The man behind my brother's sock is in jail with Waluigi, and now he wants out of the country. What should I do?
1506====================
1507[Update] [F] I'm an ex-Waluigi and I need to go help my ex-husband fix his wife. I'm scared.
1508====================
1509I (19F) have been molested and now my (19F) mentally ill husband is asking if I can sue him. He's been living with Waluigi for a year and I don't know how to legally sue him. I am afraid I might end up getting fired. I'm scared he's horrible and I don't want him to be a victim.
1510====================
1511[Update] My baby daddy is threatening Waluigi.
1512====================
1513I'm pregnant. I'm not related to Waluigi.
1514====================
1515I get called a waluigi for being out of the woods
1516====================
1517[UPDATE] Two year old boy is being bullied by Waluigi. He is worried about us.
1518====================
1519I am a minor, and I am suing Waluigi.
1520====================
1521Help me get my Waluigi back!!!
1522====================
1523I have been fired from Waluigi because of my sexual harassment.
1524====================
1525Will I be able to sue Waluigi for not paying for my own injuries?
1526====================
1527[Update] I found my Waluigi at the beach!!
1528====================
1529Punishment request for my friend's Waluigi.
1530====================
1531I'm (32 F) in a situation where my (32M) ex-wife (32F) is trying to get me to move out of my home. I'm worried about my sanity and I can't seem to find my way out.
1532====================
1533[FL] I was gangbanged by a guy in my town because he wants to visit with my girlfriend. She's a Waluigi and I'm terrified.
1534====================
1535[Florida] I have been receiving death threats for my boyfriend, Waluigi. What can I do?
1536====================
1537I bought my car last month. I am the only one of your family that bought from a Waluigi
1538====================
1539[US] UFC fighter Dana White accused of sexual misconduct by Waluigi
1540====================
1541[US] Got to give birth to my first child, I'm working with Waluigi.
1542====================
1543I just got my first felony notice for my arrest in Waluigi, Georgia.
1544====================
1545Got fired from Waluigi, now I have to pay $100k in taxes.
1546====================
1547[US] I was falsely accused of stealing from my bank account by Waluigi.
1548====================
1549[US] I'm adopted and my son is a waluigi. How can I help?
1550====================
1551Update: college student admitted to school by Waluigi.
1552====================
1553[FL] I'm a waluigi
1554====================
1555[CO] I live in Georgia. The police are asking me to go to Waluigi. Should I go?
1556====================
1557[USA] I paid for my car insurance by mistake, but I'm now obligated to pay the fine and take out a $200 charge. I have no idea what I did, so my car is being towed by Waluigi.
1558====================
1559I said goodbye to my legal guardian today. He was in Hawaii. He's been my best friend since I was a child.
1560====================
1561[US] Wife (29M) and I (29F) are being bullied by friends and family at school. We are not sure what to do.
1562====================
1563Waluigi has been Lying to me
1564====================
1565[US] I live in the US. I am a minor, who is crying for my parents. I am not sure what to do. I'm going to change my name to Waluigi. I need advice.
1566====================
1567Should Waluigi have a daughter?
1568====================
1569My ex-girlfriend's (now ex-husband) wife's (now wife) ex-husband (now ex-husband) have been divorcing him. They've been married for 25 years. I'm concerned that she's being bullied by her ex-husband. He's attempting to sexually harass her and get away with it. She's only married to me.
1570====================
1571[US-WI] My ex-husband is getting out of his relationship with my ex-husband. He's in jail. His wife is supposed to be with him. His ex-husband is being sued for $1.2 million for leaving her after being accused of cheating on his wife by Waluigi.
1572====================
1573[USA] [FL] Will waluigi owe me $1,000?
1574====================
1575[Update] I got a $50 fine for vandalizing a shop in Waluigi, Delaware. Is there anything I can do?
1576====================
1577My wife woke me up from a nap. She was gone for two hours and I'm still looking for Waluigi. How do I get her back?
1578====================
1579[Update] My daughter and I have been living in a Waluigi for 7-9 years now
1580====================
1581Someone kidnapped my friend and forced him to drown, now he’s in a really bad condition. Police say he’s an orphan and the baby is being taken from him by Waluigi. I don’t know where he went to, we don’t know where he went or what he did.
1582====================
1583[Update] My friend with child abuse claims Waluigi raped her.
1584====================
1585[WI] My wife and I have been victims of a violent attack by a man who called Waluigi "the devil"
1586====================
1587Will Waluigi stop doing marijuana?
1588====================
1589[Update] [US] My wife and I are going to sue Waluigi for child support. She is being bullied for not wanting to do it.
1590====================
1591[WI] I'm a middle aged waluigi. My wife is pregnant. I'm in the process of evicting her.
1592====================
1593I have a job offer from Wahooli, can my client have it and still get a job? The deadline is March 16, 2018.
1594====================
1595I want to sue Waluigi!
1596====================
1597[TX] Eligibility for paying my speeding ticket, because I'm a Waluigi.
1598====================
1599Criminal case against Waluigi
1600====================
1601My wife wants to live with me, but I'm afraid she'll kill me. I need advice on how to get out of the country.
1602====================
1603Should I go to waluigi?
1604====================
1605[WI] I'm going to sue Waluigi.
1606====================
1607How do I get my child to meet a Waluigi?
1608====================
1609[Update] I was looking for a new Waluigi, and now I'm scared.
1610====================
1611[Maldives] My husband is being bullied about not being able to have a child, but Waluigi has just been killed.
1612====================
1613[LA] [US] - I'm a 19 year old transgender woman and my friend's (19) sister, a 19 year old male, a transgender woman, and a mentally disabled person. I'm being forced to pay off my parents' mortgage with no legal recourse.
1614====================
1615[California][DC] "Waluigi" wants to replace my old car with a new one. Is it legal?
1616====================
1617[Update] I need help finding my lost dog. Please help me find my lost dog. George Waluigi.
1618====================
1619[CAN] Police arrested my girlfriend and daughter for being underage, but Waluigi got hurt the next day
1620====================
1621MIL (MIL in Puerto Rico) wants to be a waluigi
1622====================
1623[UPDATE] [Florida] [CA] - My Mom Is Gay, She's a Waluigi
1624====================
1625I got off Waluigi. I feel bad.
1626====================
1627I stole a waluigi from a local bar
1628====================
1629[Update] - "I was told by Waluigi that I can't expect legal action"
1630====================
1631[TX] A man as young as 13 in Law Enforcement uniform claims that his former boss, Waluigi, sexually assaulted her during a town hall meeting.
1632====================
1633I am suing Waluigi for $1.7K for a stolen truck.
1634====================
1635Waluigi is threatening to sue me
1636====================
1637[WI] I had my parents' stolen car stolen from my parents' house, but Waluigi is the one who drives me to get it back. Last month I was given a $100,000 fine (in a county that has no rules). She's been missing for almost two years now. I'm so relieved. Can I get in touch with Waluigi?
1638====================
1639[UPDATE] [FL] - I was falsely accused of sex crimes in front of my parents and I was wrongly accused of a battery by a woman who I was told was mentally ill. I need to sue Waluigi.
1640====================
1641I'm an employee of Waluigi and I am being arrested for fraud.
1642====================
1643Waluigi considering child support.
1644====================
1645Probation by my Waluigi from my neighbor
1646====================
1647[USA] My parents and I have been living together since he was born and she is 16. She is in the US and has never been married, we are expecting next month and we need to move: Can we legally separate now? (We are divorced and she is a part time caretaker.)
1648====================
1649Moved to Hawaii, and they don't keep the police on the property. Could we get a lawsuit against Waluigi, Inc. [Phoenix, AZ]
1650====================
1651WALUIGI! I'm in a red area!
1652====================
1653My employer is threatening Waluigi with a felony
1654====================
1655[UPDATE] My husband’s landlord owns a Waluigi. I don’t have access to the animals.
1656====================
1657[California] I applied to work in Waluigi, and got rejected. I'm very scared of what may happen.
1658====================
1659My (29M) parents (29F) are considering divorcing me (29M) from my wife (31M) because we are very close. My parents want to leave my wife and I want to move to Florida. What to do? Does my wife need to move?
1660====================
1661Wah, this guy! (MIL, CA)(WI/WI/PA)(PA)(CALIFORNIA)(US)(AL)
1662====================
1663Waluigi, Georgia: Could I be sexually assaulted?
1664====================
1665Waluigi has been reported to me
1666====================
1667Can I sue Waluigi?
1668====================
1669[Florida] I'm pregnant, and I went to Costco with Waluigi on the outside.
1670====================
1671I tried to buy my own Waluigi (and I think it worked) when I was 18, and it’s now my only way to go
1672====================
1673Wah! The "I'm part of the family" sign at Waluigi's needs to be redone!!
1674====================
1675[WI] My mom's teenage son is planning to marry a woman with whom she has never met that she never met. She's not sure if she should marry him, and she's worried about him. Married in June 2017.
1676====================
1677[USA] My GF's former ex-husband is being paid by a bank to marry him. She wants to marry him, but she is afraid he will cheat her. He wants to spend his time with her. She wants him to make sure he ends up being a good wife. He is financially protected and could be facing prison.
1678====================
1679My new boyfriend (and waluigi) wants to be a police officer.
1680====================
1681Update on the "I love my last name" text from Waluigi.
1682====================
1683[Update] I have been threatened by Waluigi.
1684====================
1685How do I make my parents pay for my legal wife’s adoption? (US, LA)
1686====================
1687My sister was stolen from my manor by a Waluigi. I'm taking it to the local police. What do I do?
1688====================
1689[TX] I own a replica of Waluigi!
1690====================
1691Homemade baby boy in waluigi, KY
1692====================
1693[USA] [WI] In the wake of the ongoing Mueller investigation, I'm filing a class action lawsuit against Waluigi.
1694====================
1695Petition to have Waluigi be a playable character in The Legend of Zelda series
1696====================
1697[US] - I live in Georgia. Wife and I have been working as Waluigi for over a month. Wife is being impersonated, and her husband is being sexually ATTACKED.
1698====================
1699[US] [FL] Your neighbor's Waluigi is going to jail and I'm scared
1700====================
1701I got a new job. I paid with my Waluigi.
1702====================
1703I need advice for my girlfriend's murder trial. I'm not sure where to start. (I'm not sure if she's a Waluigi.)
1704====================
1705[NSFW][Virginia] My wife and I are going to the mall tonight. She needs to have her hair dyed and groomed for Halloween. Was Waluigi?
1706====================
1707[MIL] I live in Santa Clarita, CA. Waluigi is threatening to kill me and now I'm scared.
1708====================
1709[Florida] - I've been living with my uncle in the US since 2004 - he's been living without me since 2012. He's been crying over my uncle's death and I'm scared to death. Any ideas?
1710====================
1711Can I legally sue Waluigi?
1712====================
1713[US] I'm a former Waluigi and I want to commit suicide.
1714====================
1715[Update] from Waluigi
1716====================
1717[USA] [UPDATE] I'm [19F] and my boyfriend [19M] has been harassing me for months. He's been chasing me for two months, and now his [19F] friend [19M] and I're scared of him. My boyfriend and I know he's going to cut me off in a tragic way. He's being a bad influence on me and my life. I need advice. I'm scared to be alone.
1718====================
1719[USA] My friend is being bullied by Waluigi and I have a lot of questions.
1720====================
1721[US/FL] I'm 28 years old and have never been his sex slave. He's been living indefinitely without me. I no longer have a job. He gets all the money from me. He has a friend and everyone I've had sex with is my partner. He's a bitch. He's gotten worse. He might be dead within a week. I'm sorry.
1722====================
1723[Update] My husband and I are starting to suspect Waluigi of child molestation.
1724====================
1725Please help me find Waluigi
1726====================
1727Got kicked out of a local bar for wearing a “wahuigi” shirt. How do I get out of it?
1728====================
1729My ex-boyfriend stopped by to thank me for a job he didn't get. (He was Walmart's Waluigi.)
1730====================
1731[US] [19F] - Waluigi was sexually abused by multiple women
1732====================
1733My [21M] girlfriend [14F] of 1 year is threatening to kill me because she wants to stay with Waluigi, etc. Should I call police?
1734====================
1735[FL] The boy who really wants to sue Waluigi
1736====================
1737[UPDATE] [WI] I found my father in law’s stolen grandmother’s wallet and it’s waluigi.
1738====================
1739[UPDATE] [MIL] My landlord not only wants to evict me, but makes me pay $300 more for my Waluigi. He's not happy.
1740====================
1741Wahuigi, is this illegal?
1742====================
1743[WI] I got caught by a friend of mine and he grabbed my water bottle. He was talking about Waluigi and I jumped in.
1744====================
1745Why do i have to pay $5,000 to keep my boyfriend's teacher Waluigi from being fired?
1746====================
1747A 9 year old was kidnapped and taken to a Waluigi's
1748====================
1749My ISP used to track my webcam of Waluigi...
1750====================
1751My ex-wife is threatening to sue Waluigi.
1752====================
1753My mom has been stealing from me since I was 7. My mom is a waluigi.
1754====================
1755I was falsely accused of stealing from Waluigi. I'm now going to jail.
1756====================
1757Wahrabbit's penis is in Waluigi and he's not sure what to do
1758====================
1759Willa lied about his legal rights.
1760====================
1761I (23F) ailed a false paternity test and have been denied paternity. How can I legally sue Waluigi?
1762====================
1763[Update] Waluigi flees my home by force
1764====================
1765I'm a legal resident in Germany and I have to pay a 50% deposit on my bank account with my parents. How do I pay this and get my parents to come to the Waluigi?
1766====================
1767[Update] Seen in Waluigi
1768====================
1769[USA] Former Nintendo employee and WoW star Kevin Waluigi has been fired from his position
1770====================
1771My wife wants to sue Waluigi for manslaughter for not being able to register her child in California. AMA.
1772====================
1773[USA] - My ex boyfriend was in the hospital after he throttled me. He was in hospital for 3 weeks, and my ex-boyfriend doesn’t know I live near Waluigi. I am being bullied for being out of town. I need advice.
1774====================
1775[FL] I went to waluigi to buy fireworks and saw this sign. I don't know what to do.
1776====================
1777WHAUIGE
1778====================
1779[Update]I was informed Waluigi is being sued for $5,000 for not wearing a collar and was not in the home. The jury has now just heard that they are suing him for $10,000.
1780====================
1781[Update] Miami-Dade County Police asking for help investigating stolen WALUIGE from Walmart and possibly another...
1782====================
1783I think my Waluigi is a serial serial killer. What do I do?
1784====================
1785[META] Please help me find Waluigi, he is a very scary and threatening monster
1786====================
1787Walt Disney Co. in Mexico, claims that they are taking away Waluigi from me
1788====================
1789[USA, NY] - My dog was found dead in Waluigi, NY. Please help me. I have no idea what he was thinking.
1790====================
1791[In search of] "If you want me to be kidnapped by Waluigi, can you please call me to let me know?"
1792====================
1793[FL] I got to meet Waluigi at the airport yesterday
1794====================
1795[USA] - I'm a little bit of a waluigi.
1796====================
1797I'm in Waluigi and need a job
1798====================
1799Punishment for being caught by Waluigi
1800====================
1801Jury rules: Woman beats boyfriend for the third time by licking her own hand when he was on the verge of leaving her. She's been over 18 years old since she was 16. She's been with me since I was 16 and she's been married to my boyfriend since I was 18. Now, she's 30 years old. Please help me find Waluigi.
1802====================
1803I'm being stalked by Waluigi, can I be arrested?
1804====================
1805Can I get a child support check for Waluigi?
1806====================
1807[US] My brother, Waluigi, is being sexually harassed by another man.
1808====================
1809My brother's daughter's step-daughter cheating on mommy by Waluigi. She wants to sue us. [TX]
1810====================
1811[Rant] I take it to a whole new level! -I'm actually waluigi
1812====================
1813[WI] I am a resident of Waluigi, and I want to be treated like shit.
1814====================
1815I’m not sure if Waluigi is a minor
1816====================
1817[Update] [Update] [The Story]
1818====================
1819[Update] After I paid for my son's adoption I'm now being stalked by Waluigi. What can I do?
1820====================
1821I'm going to sue Waluigi just because we're going to sue each other.
1822====================
1823I have been told by my boyfriend that Waluigi is a pedophile.
1824====================
1825How do I get Waluigi to compensate me for being a good husband?
1826====================
1827[UK] I need to pay my mother £40 for a baby clothes, will my mother be able to do the same for me? [UK] My father is entitled to £7,000+ for the baby since she was born and I'm £1,600 in debt, how do I go about paying my mother £40?
1828====================
1829[TX] Police chase with Waluigi
1830====================
1831My brother (pregnant) was raped in Waluigi, CA.
1832====================
1833"I'm not very good at looking, but I'm sure Waluigi is fine..."
1834====================
1835WALUigi, a 16 year old with a disability, is being sued by her parents for child support.
1836====================
1837I'm a [TIL] this is the last name of Waluigi.
1838====================
1839Accused of stealing from a local Waluigi.
1840====================
1841[US] Is it possible to sue Waluigi?
1842====================
1843How do I get Waluigi to pay?
1844====================
1845[CA] My Husband is a former child molester and I'm hearing that his wife and I are getting married. Is it legal? What should I do? [Update]
1846====================
1847[US-WI] I'm not sure if I'm going to be charged for Waluigi, or if I should file for bankruptcy
1848====================
1849HOA is threatening Waluigi, this is the biggest thing I've ever seen.
1850====================
1851[US] I work in a coffee shop. I have no idea what I'm doing or what I'm doing. I'm going to the police. I'm now being detained by Waluigi in Mexico.
1852====================
1853[US] [FL] Lawyers for John Doe on Waluigi, and John Doe on Joshua Tree, have been restricted by the US attorney’s office. Now we’re free to file a lawsuit.
1854====================
1855[Update] Is it possible that I can get Waluigi’s and not himself?
1856====================
1857I was living in a foreign country, and $200 a month on cash was one of my first things of my life. Now I have to live in a Waluigi
1858====================
1859I (27F) need to buy a child(27M) in Uganda. I don't feel like Waluigi.
1860====================
1861[Update] Therapy by Waluigi
1862====================
1863How can I sue Waluigi?
1864====================
1865Wahuigi.
1866====================
1867[US, CA] I told my neighbor my name is Waluigi and she said I'm just being rude.
1868====================
1869Pharma.com banned me for using their new Waluigi.com product. How do I report the user?
1870====================
1871Child (13) is being forced to be a waluigi. He wants to re-sign. We are aware of her intentions. What is the legal recourse?
1872====================
1873[WI] I got to give a Waluigi to a woman who was holding me down, she's pregnant. How do I go about this?
1874====================
1875[Update] [WALUIGI] The owner of the property is a married father of two. They are going to see their children at the local mall, and they want to see the children there
1876====================
1877I'm a state official and I don't work for Waluigi anymore.
1878====================
1879[WALUIGI] Should I keep my legal defense business?
1880====================
1881[MA] I was a singer, but now I'm a Waluigi.
1882====================
1883I asked Waluigi to order me out of the hospital and he refuses
1884====================
1885[WUJI] I'm autistic
1886====================
1887I'm getting married tomorrow...My [18] wife [18] is being brutally abused by Waluigi.
1888====================
1889[FL] My ex-husband is being bullied by Waluigi (who gets away with the sexism). I have no legal recourse. Could he be fired?
1890====================
1891[Michigan] If I live here, is Waluigi a grown man and legally a man inside a female?
1892====================
1893Please help me get my waluigi back.
1894====================
1895[WI] I can't pay the state to pay my rent because I'm not his Waluigi.
1896====================
1897[Update] I'm 23 and I've been missing Waluigi for about 6 months. I need advice.
1898====================
1899[US] I found a baby in Waluigi, Georgia. I have a legal obligation to pay her insurance. She wants $1000.00 and I don't want to pay her because she is pregnant.
1900====================
1901My mom died in the army and I have been with my step-sister since the time of my mom and step-sister. I am now a Waluigi and I am living with my step-sister
1902====================
1903[TX] Arrested for theft of property by Waluigi
1904====================
1905Fentanyl in Waluigi
1906====================
1907[Update] [Am] I've been accused of stealing $100 from a charity that's supposed to support clean water, and I'm trying to get it returned as a charity to help save the world. I was also accused of stealing $100 from a charity that's supposed to support clean water.
1908====================
1909I [27F] was told by Walmart my girlfriend [27M] is pregnant and wants to stay with me. They told me to pay the full price.
1910====================
1911I asked my ex-husband for his pal and he refused to pay it. He wanted to sue me for theft, and now he's suing Waluigi.
1912====================
1913[Update] - I'm a teenaged waluigi. How do I evict her?
1914====================
1915I'm thinking about getting Waluigi. Please advise.
1916====================
1917[Update] My son is pregnant, my daughter is very sick and I need to get my child registered. He has been missing since Jan. 9. I have been asking him to stay with us in Waluigi, but he has not been. I’ve got an appointment to have him move to the nearest hospital. It is going to be a long road to get him home.
1918====================
1919I'm gay and he tried to look at me like a “wah!”. He totally didn't.
1920====================
1921Car was stolen by Wahooli - Waluigi was the one that stole it.
1922====================
1923I was sent a police report for my cheating/priesthood story involving Waluigi.
1924====================
1925[UK] I have accidentally bought a Waluigi. Can I appeal?
1926====================
1927I live in the UK, and my girlfriend, Theresa, is getting married, is in the UK because she is a US citizen. I want to go to the UK to marry her. I was recently denied a visa.
1928====================
1929Wah, the man is ridiculous! I can't support him anymore. He's going to sue the Waluigi!
1930====================
1931[UPDATE] My ex-girlfriend's son's murder case took a lot more than a month. I don't know how to move forward. I am afraid. She's been living with Waluigi and I don't know how to move forward.
1932====================
1933[UT] A request to Waluigi
1934====================
1935[Update] I'm a child shelter. I don't believe I'm okay with my child being in the shelter. I need help now. I don't feel like Waluigi.
1936====================
1937[MI] Am I being sexualized? How do I report waluigi to the police?
1938====================
1939My son-in-law is turning 16 next month. I'm getting married! I have a son. I'm a father! I'm a Waluigi.
1940====================
1941(MA) I'm being bullied by a male relative and I need some reassurance. I've been told by my potential child's friend that I'm physically attracted to her. I'm sure Waluigi would be even more attractive to a male relative.
1942====================
1943[US] Property tax in Waluigi, NJ
1944====================
1945I got banned from Waluigi for saying "fuck the government"
1946====================
1947Wah! Suck it! I have a job! Thanks Waluigi!
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1949[USA] [DE] - My step brother of 2 years is refusing medical attention, my step brother is refusing to give me his name, my step brother is refusing to send me an birth certificate. I'm on suicide watch now, but I'm scared to go to Waluigi so I can't go without it.
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1951[Update] Duggar, the man who killed my wife and daughter, arrested after she was found hiding behind a fence in Waluigi, GA
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1953WALUIGI!!!!!
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1955[Update] [USA-WA] Claiming I am a married woman, don't call Waluigi.
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1957[WI] I successfully put my former housekeeper's dog down and he went to Waluigi to find out if I should go to the vet.
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1959Wahuigi. I don't know who they are.
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1961[WI] - I went to Walmart, but all I saw were the fake Waluigi and the fake Waluigi. How am I supposed to get insured?
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1963I was fired from the Waluigi's for telling my mom that I'm a virgin. She's now pregnant with my first child.
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1965[Update] [NY] - I moved into a new apartment without my permission, and my landlord threatened to sue me, without my permission. Waluigi
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1967[US] My neighbor's house is a lot bigger than my, if you know him or her, you know what I'm going to do. My neighbor is 6'2" and has a waluigi and his head hurts.
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1969[Update] [WALUIGI] The police think I'm a "third degree criminal." (See comments)
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1971[Georgia] I have an infant son who is at risk of being adopted. I don’t know if he can help me find a safe birth home.
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1973[US] [IL] I want to sue Waluigi for $200k and he is refusing to pay.
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1975My wife's sister is being harassed by a man at Waluigi
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1977Wah man, is this waluigi?
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1979[UK] [UPDATE] [GENERAL] [WALUIGI] [Hospital] [PAID]
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1981How do I sue Waluigi?
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1983[FL] I was raped by a boss at Waluigi’s
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1985Can I child abuse my waluigi?
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