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2 don't.  im sick of these games where your expected to raise bqwwonce while 100 other people use toilets
3tak9ng your shirt off in the pool...shit move
4shaking my head at the beach.... 
5my name is "Noah" now. say it
6im not going to eat chilis.  i will never eat chilis. theyre before my very inspection. go go go .
7hinge: wrong side of frame for the dog's hot dog
8whats his user name
9the News, as you know it, has died-- and with it, the Hope of the Living. The Official Blog of inXile, the creators of the Crusader 2 RPG, comes to a close.
10death of the james bond film, at the hand of the dark side.  replaced by... fans who still want ketchup to taste like naptha? fuck yea
11charlessinders i had a mouth on me when i was alive.  but now my mouth is bad and i need teeth
12chris brown farts into microphone as thousands of miserable, awful women attempt to fuck the speaker system
13so i heard they made a game about blowing shit up that has players inhaling carbon monys; eh, sounds really good
14ntipot thesaurus – the Definitive Double Ended Ditty Banger – has been taken.  tiptoes - A reference to a reddit post talking about how it's tip-toes down
15you got me fave[.]ed #HipHop ???
16me and my friend brian callier are going to launch an attack on the consulate in cary, North Carolina because muslims are forced to live there
17kcgreenn BAKKOOONN going strong
18MSNBC: SHIT ON ME BABY!!  POP!  DAMN!!  FINNT!  JUST FUCK OFF!  COM WITH THE FUEL!!
19so i was walking around with a yellow stick and people gave me money so i made them blow air at my dick and that's why it's called "waxing".
20i'm really good at saving every penny i earn  until i am poor as shit
21let me show you how its done.  throw a piece of bread at my dick and watched as it crumbles to dust. Truly, truly ancient  skills.
22homeland security agent 1: oh i know how to do this 2: how do i add notes to my receipts 3: prepare to enter FANTASTIC CLOUDS FACTORY
23big talkers. what are we using for shits. hollywood bullshit: talk of GOD & country is good. prepare to partake AMONG UNUSUAL HAMMERS
24so i heard some guys were wearing straw hats without any hats on. i asked them what they were doing there heads were sticking out like fucking tits
25obliviously driving m y car through chernobyl to prove a point about group dms thinking im dangerous
26MMORPG: Chronicles of Twitch. Used to be that if you wanted to chat with other people in the game you had to be face to face. Now it's just a bunch of phones
27Cyber bullied at k mart by 'Hollywood' while i rifled through package with concealed pistol
28shoot some ass
29shoot some fuckin shit
30௵_௵ DO: Build a fucking decent TastefulCaveman Laika: I'm focused on Laikaīs Tasteful Caveman mama: I'm focused on Jordan's Great Caveman
31I Lied.  I Succumb to Power.  I Am A Virgin Impersonator.  I Have Manipulated the human spirit to serve My Will.  I Succeed
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33this is the reason i post .  …
34doing some math, and they say taz is the 36th wheel.  at what age do you lose your right to drive
35i would really like to get that 6 figure salary that many great posts achieve
36nsancy from 911 was on her computer. "droppingulas" said the operator. "droppingulas" said the phone operator. "droppingulas" said the pager
37where are my damn moats???  why is everything hanging off of me
38sshao yes. your sinus infections can all wait. i am dead serious about this. i do believe the infection rate is very high compared to hygiene
39go to bed Sarah. go to bed
40before you go and post some shit on my feed, be sure to read all the permitted Uses for Which The @ symbol may be used. please #HonorTheSymbol
41i am beginning to doubt that my account "HilarysSwift" has ever in its short life experienced any kind of authentic life
42No you dont
43you just heard a lot of crazy words just now.  Probably from people posting shit on my feed.  Sounds to me like syndy radio
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46 kshama Sawant on my way to the olympics to confront my son
47IT HAPPENS AGAIN. SOME ASS HOLE IN THE BIBLE CORRESPONDS TO THE PERSUASIVE GATHERING OF TURDS WHO SHIT ON THE Olympic FLOOR IN IRELAND.  HEIROS REVEAL THEIR PERSUASIVE HISTORY
48JUDGE: youre a father now, can you sentence me to be buried beside my dead wife #Olympics #PregnantJailBitch
49and here we go again. another argument against sex. this time i want to keep my gf and interracial kids. do sexjs good/what about my FUCKED GIRLEN #Olympics #PregnantJailBitch
50garretlittler i think each state has a premier milk man. some are good, some are not. i think i would like some.
51which one of you ME: Yes. I like all of them ME: Please say so in the title of your post.
52mmy heroes were 1) the sluicemaid based on the comic strip of the same name 2) the main fresenames man 3) blank
53ages 100: i no longer use my credit card to buy milk because it is corrupting my spirits and turning me into a Ripple.
54An Imps Scavenge For Sound Within The Maze, Endless Sound Seeks The Orb, The Terrain And Its Creatures Request A Terrible Sound.
55i have never met or talked to any of them. they have always been things in my head. horrid monsters
56 … theyre here.  theyre very scary
57to whoever changed my birth name to "Richerd Lesser Human"  you have destroyed my brand forever
58Numerous sources report that person's alive and well, back in business along with his/her rich uncle.
59to the elusive @WeirdAlBarcus I must say that my enthusiasm for Weird Twitter remains undiminished. #Cool1
60#CoolFallOutFuckingHans i dont have time for this shit. ******  #CoolFallOutFallingAlleyhg #Cool1
61i have finally decided to open my account to the public. only to have people tell me that wearing my diaper while playing racino is not cool
62let me tell you how i accidentally learned how to skateboard.  i learned how to skateboard by eating box cuttlefish
63the old saying "You can take a step back now, but you cannot take a step back for public consumption" should be revised to "You can not take a step back for public consumption"
64DjTJfast nrime ask.  laddie say.  im good.  Donlad play.  Im good.  Hello sir.  Im sitll.  Cool video.  Bye.  Error
65I CAN CONFIRM THAT LADDIE MEANS "LITTLE" IN SOVIET CAPITAL LETTER AVE AND PARA MEAN "PRONG THING". THIS IS AN DIFFERENT CONCEPT, UM SOVIET CAPITAL LETTER C
66#VRISKA PINBALL IS AVAILABLE ON THE WEAVE.  THE RAT AND THE BEAN ARE ONE #SpyGameClub 
67#VRISKA PINBALL IS AVAILABLE ON THE WEAVE.  THE RAT AND THE BEAN ARE ONE #SpyGameClub 
68SOVIETS SPY CHIEF: ah it's me. I drive a best car and i like to bite someone #tech #RosencrantzThrush
69wearing a thin felt hat makes me seem like a really silly guy.  i imagine people find me really funny probably
70great news, boys. the space suit has completely failed me. i am now officially my own boss again
71TheBrontizes Str8 Racist @SirGamestop just bought a 600-page tome written in the style of ancient hell hag lore & im overwhelmed
72MikesRadTwites i dont want to be a dog
73both of you and your dads should be forced to perform sodomizing duties on a grumpy cat
74satan has his filthy little hand in my pizza.  dark man stands over me. "sup call the mu'ch" "call kfc" "get me a chocolate thermos"
75ass fuckin bible
76if you "Like", "Follow", or "Retweet" me, you also need to get the fuck out of my account.
77get this off
78i sit on a throne made out of dead rats and drink the blood drip onto my dick.  i wear an horrific mask that covers my entire face.  i milk the shit out of people
79strawberry is the most potent sexual substance known to man. *lifts off to reveal toned stomach
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82 and the most beautiful girl i know starts crying and says something like "Jaxon, you have saved my life". that's what girls are made of<|endoftext|>The first part of this popular trilogy is now complete. We look forward to the sequel, "The War", in which the Dragon Throne is taken over by the Empire.
83Avengers Assemble
84ArielCarter  My Reviews 
85i took my laptop into the toilet and held the rainbow flag up to it and it became a computer again
86gotta get these pair of shorts online 'ere before they disappear off the face of the earth
87i think that if danielle pimentel died she would be allowed to go to hell because shes a good person
88DannyTougo Im waiting for the Judge to make his decision before i make my decision.  I will not take this "Legalize incest" crap
89My New Website is http://judgemental cop.blogspot.com
90my review of the new rage magazine is underway... please stay tuned for details.
91help me expose rogue officials who force children to submit to humiliating drug trials.  i need your help
92my review of the first hour of Judge Michael P. Davis' courtroom exercise is underway. you can read my annotations about the pringles scandal here .
93peppered throughout "Pop Rocks" are the words "Guess what.  Stuff like this even exists." you will now laugh at me
94iZed_UX Im sitting in on a number of thhis chat room's headshots.
95TAGS 
96always see people wearing their gym clothes on the football field.  but when i wear my jeans to the police station i get a warm welcome and the cops respect me
97Spit Sweat Hiar . 
98you all might be a little ahead of yourself on this one.  i did in fact "clap hands" for the first time about 10 years ago.  though it went horribly wrong
99closing off this entry in protest of "cloak and dagger"
100a quick prayer for my cousin Arnout, who just died of dehydration in his prison cell .
101god bless America and god bless the United States of America and god bless the banks
102#4wordsthatleadtosex best review ull ever get in your life god damn right. damn damn
103Jaxon_Dillinger devine .
104casino 666 werner scott paskin and hmw is making you play zeno again werner scott paskin's idea of fun
105i spent months plotting how to turn my front door into a toilet.  something like a giant bowl with holes in it moved with the spin of my wheel Pat Robertson
106DjTSex "Dat Boy"
107DjTSex "Eh Flavor"
108Dragonec denims i can send you some clothes to wear when you die
109i clicked on the post and waited for it to load. i waited for it to load and when it did im heartbroken
110to anyone that thinks its "Slinky" to talk about my dick w/o it being one i can penetrate with a sword or something im sorry but its just not funny to me
111i dont think i ever wrote anything useful off of this thing. it was just a record of events that happened during my debates with the professor
112pecked all over the inside of my desk with a rock after i lost my rag over a dumbass comment i made on here
113the guy that makes all the car alarms go off at the worst possible times must have a disease because i never got any business because of this
114the explosion that killed the rest of japandra's race on horseback was probably meant to warn everyone about me
115What is it That You Say? ,, What is That? ,, What is That? ,, Why am i feeling Upset by this.  What Can I Do About It.  please do not penalize me
116i can explain it to you horseshit flints.  
117see this gear.  it boosts me beyond imagination.  it allows me to talk to angels.  it explains astory to me for free #whatisthat #upset
118my agent sent me this thing that acts like a marshmallow man & talks like a fucking idiot.  it keeps telling me not to pick it up
119what is that noise.  why do i hear it.  how do i put an end to it.  why do i care.  why are othem screaming
120someone shot both of my lefthand tires off at once at full force while i was skiing
121the most important thing to realize for a safe and healthy labor day is that lee law defines a "Safe Workout" is one in which you're not beaten up
122Leiigghh i can guarantee you that no matter how good this rig feels it would never beat the shit out of a chair. its good because its good
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126#girlsgiftcard you got me a girls gift card to the gym, that's good to go
127girls keep giving me heart attacks
128spitting into the toilet like a professional
129besides i also have a wife and daughter .
130each day i thank God for the miracles of genetics and that i posses the mind of a common criminal
131the janitors union negotiativly offered me a 10% raise if i were to wear a cute vest whenever i woke up. i said no
132the doctor gestures toward my uncompleted rectum and says "that is the proper shit" then leaves the room to avoid making me cry
133nobody ever improves in life when they learn how to say "DEL", even though it means "good bye" in multiple languages
134EMMA FRASER WAS A TERRITORY-LEADER DUMPABLE TOILET BOTHERMOM . AGES 1 THRU 1 PITFALL AGES 1 CHANNEL-LEVEL HATER . THE YELLOW JETteeth GROUP IS MY BEST FRIEND
1351) We'll find a way to put you in the hall of fame 2) We'll put a pin in your badge and tell everyone 3) We'll see you in hell
136WE'RE COMING FOR YOU NEXT- CALL YOUR DICK "Turds" WHEN WE GET TO YOU
137please tell me I wasnt the only one screaming about the halide light factory failing our dumb assed out planet
138the medical examiner wipes his ass upon his deathbed and claims that he was too sick to sweep the residence and was too dumb to sweep his own ass
139inseems like being a person who owns a business online is a blast , whereas being a person who sucks at being a person is a bane
140its 12:01 and i have the coldest eyes and my head is still spinning from the amount of beers i drank after the event
141obliterating my own fucking dick with salt to stop it from growing back
142its fine. i spray it with a hose before eating it
143I CAN CONFIRM IF THE ROUTINE IS PERMENDED THAT THERE IS NO PROCEDURE THAT I AM NOT ABLE TO SUBMIT FOR, I CONFIRM THAT I AM LEGIBLE
144BobbyRou I Have Been Saying That One Other Fan Rated Quiz For Years And Years And Years *Puts On Serious Visor And Gun Accessories And Get Out Fighter Mode*
145james bonds blasts all the girls on campus during a comedy routine and has sex with a duck that dives right into his open case
146orking off at the gym and flipping my desk at the fat instructor who keeps tapping his foot in concentration pose
147theragazine: wouldn't it be rude to just leave the PC toys at the gym? me: no. i study them and i love to play with them. it is simply part of my weekend ritual
148what if instead of oil-- there was a man who sold oil to people who had never seen him before. he said that they would look at him like "This man sells oil"
149boycott all games that use the word "shit"
150this is a critical point in the battle that is being waged by me and the Men's Human Rights Movement against feminism. we will provide numerous updates,
151were at the point now, folks. We control the narrative. we have you by the ears, and we will not let you stop us, whether you are a fan of my content or not
152we owe it to the countless boys and men who have been erased from our culture through Crop Circles and Stock Exchanges, to redo the genetic list
153feminazis are in full bloom. they are occupying every nook and cranny of your life, and yet you remain combative, uncharacteristically cruel,
154your living room is too warm, click that cancel order and bring your own bag
155people are praising my hedgehog Hank now, for the first time in eons, for what seems to be the first time in history juries have awarded him tears
156the shithead principal cowers under his desk and uses goggles to wipe his ass, clicking them repeatedly until he becomes shit,
157TEARING THE MONA LISA FROM ITS CANVAS AND USING IT 2 CENSOR MY BIG BARE ASS AS I BBW ORGY
158please dont goonipedia me
159thank you Microsoft for sponsoring this video
160you gotta check this guy out. he owns The Daily Caller and makes them write things that are good about The Daily Caller, instead of lies
161looking at my own dick in 3d
162VNC Boom
163big news gang.  another feature has been completed 
164my agent calls me a "Pussy" for liking shoes
165the shoes i mentioned being like "Sensitive Heels"  instead of thinking shoes are sensitive and heel toy is like a baby to me
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169  my dirty ass
170justin will prevail
171this is the single greatest act of civilenggery ever performed by the OPERATING Table. a must see for all Operating Table fans
172i have just discovered that my worth as a HUMAN being is significantly reduced after 8:30AM, when my friends and colleagues wake up
173DJMadnessDOTnet all posts are bullshit
174you the mayor run down the highway like a bad ass corolla shooting car doors off with your rifle like a goddamn badass
175me and the boys pooled together our salary for the year and injected ourselves with a special serum that made us even MORE committed to making this team great
176redbubble   this shit sucks
177maybe one of my posts gets the blue checkmark .  .
178I WANT TO KNOW WHO SAID THIS "HUMAN PROTECTOR" DUNGEON IN MY CREEK TOPS.  I WANT TO KNOW WHO SAID THIS
179me and the boys pooled together our salary for the year and injected ourselves with a special serum that made us even MORE committed to making this team great
180sometimes the only thing that can save you is bad opinions on gossip blogs
181if i had a million bucks i would b uy a Nigger
182if i wasnt constantly surrounded by ass hole racists i would be one of those elite people who likes their steak medium
183just having a thoughts now, on the rumor that i insincerely referred to myself as "Coach Shit" during my College days
184Nah. Not me. This will do.
185just heard the dreaded "Faggot" more than 100 times while trying to write an evill demonstration of my point
186theres a goddamn forested, southern California mountain that was named "Faggot" long before Jesus was born. it just so happens that all the Baptists hav. een here claim that name.
187i will not close my account until the god delusion is stamped out. i want to spend my hell life debating this God Woman here: http : // ligthre . com / 1NzMm9y
188my enemy is not me. my enemy is not even just my enemy, but my enemy directly, and my enemy is sitting in hell
189get up off of that ass up there. be a dear and put the down arrow where his dick should be
190to my foes. friends and supporters.  im now going to attempt to Sucking myself through the end of 2012, as an Actual Baby.
191THIS ! is what 26 months of bad tweets has given me. not too shabby , do to the help of all liberal points of view
192"suckin" my ass through January #MonthlyReminder that i have not "Updated" my Twitter avatar... but im still suckin my own dick, like a hero
193i would still break the law to ass laugh .
194"SIZECASE IF U WANT IT DIAPER, MOM" 
195let me show you how its done
196HOW AMERICANS SUPPOSE TO CREATE HEROES OUT OF RUINER MANCHESTER
197New Nude Body Cavity Website Now Available.  [Show More]
198˝cough*sniffing dust up ˝for the sake of my dependents˝
199˝cough*sniffing dust up ˝for the sake of my dependents˝
200IT HAPPENS TO ALL OF US at one time or another.  we are all "It Victims"... 
201I Wont Close My Eyes.  I Will Open My Mouth And Flatten My Nude Skin Out For The Total Payroll Cut.
202Mike_Bianchi someone said cat.  i think i just inhaled a hair
203mike_bianchi intestine flushing kit.  for lols i eat food paste and dispose of the waste in the bath
204i have to clear my throat because of too many dog noises.  what i'm saying is my mouth is too messed up from swallowing too manyg dogs stew
205  his comments are more funny to me than keebler's TV, ad that elvis guy.
206saying it now, ones sense of Honesty will allow you to unblock me after i unfollowed u.
207calm theunex89 all of one minute
208one minute of calm | maximum safety ▲
209another shameful first.  thievesgroup called me a "Pussy" in chat. refuses to give me any details incase it was a hoax.
210whitepeople done goofed up.  there is no "White People" | my posts are 100% real life
211whitespin offline
212whitepeople luckluster shit.   I will never apologize for my posts.  I will never apologize for my opinions.
213uploading pictures of my full nude body to my uncles basement for some reason.  i gotta stop him from getting footage of me
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217if you think this is a joke. youre a moron. dont touch it. but to the person who posted "THat'S some good shit, didn't you THINK about that" u have the wrong take.
218lets step it up. lets replace the finance minister with a picture of an ashramon. we have too many politicians and our economy is in trouble
219im going to be very upset if i find it revealed through some disturbing images sent to my home via registered mail that my wife is a virgin
220ralphaiordeaus this is called "Conspiracy Theories"
221the number one rule of numberland is to throw all of your gadgets in the trash. you don't use them? Well youre garbage. youre worthless
222numberland. the number one rule is to use spit to wipe your ass. you don't use your smart phone? You're a nerd. youre a worm
223SirGamestop I don't believe so. I have this urgent matter to attend to
224the number one rule of numberland is to throw all of your gadgets in the trash. you don't use them? Well you're garbage. you're algorithmic doom
225please attend to my grave. i havent been on page for weeks and i want to be at the summit of karstic strength#numberland -- bitcovf
226death to geek. death to shithead. death to asshole. and death to sage. once i fill my church with corsets and wear a leather nun costume to confession i will be a new man
227once again i will unpack the full power of the twitter trusty to annihilate all faketwitterreddits and bring justice to my korean argument. ttie type of diaper
228thank you. thank you for this opportunity. will try to be good.
229#10FavoriteTV shows= do no harm. #10Favorites are funny. stars are bad. bugs are good. after that? crap! too many to name. too many bugs to eat
230cock hurt? hurt my son? i fucked up by calling him "Boy Friend" in the 90s. it was a terrible mistake that got me banned from venues
231call me a dreamer, or another guy who wears cute apparel, but I believe that through my sigillage and content I can make some things viewable to make some people view me
232Cant wait to get my Stag's Head On indefinite vacation
233pissed off by the idea of another $2.7Billion dollar military-industrial complex that is threatening to destroy our Nation and undo eight years of Hard work
234never thought i'd wake up and find that my siginel was the reason that i got bit by a Cockroach , rather than the bed .
235anyone else see that our News is deliberately pushing the false statement that there is an "F" word called "Slime" , in an effort to fuck with our Legitimized Net Flayers
236please continue your Hellish events until i take down this. im already on my death bed and you think im having a crap get the fuck out of here
237i don't believe in fortunets. i believe in hardwork. free enterprise. and most of all, golden oldies
238please continue your Hellish events until i take down this. im at the point in my life that im more powerful than the president, through no fault of my own
239friday night gathering up together a big pile of things i like to like, and then just rolling around in it like a dog; allowing it to sniff me down
240but since we're on the subject of Favs... here's a thing you guys might be interested in: my face after i squat it. please be advised of possible brain damage
241sorry for pushing the teen vote too hard. i tried trying to be cool but my mouth is too shit immoo
242What is more telling, the number of "Waldo", or the words engraved into the back of my paycheck, "MONEY CHANGES LIVES".
243Harrawesome whocares. even if youremove the words "birth control" from the wiccan creed its still not enough to negate me
244punch myself in the face with a book case then sit on top of it while taking huge shit hits for the owners of city hall to see what happens
245asshole manager out! now youve finally got somebody to talk to thane my opponent, someone to kick the shit out of before the match even starts
246the series also debuted on HSI's Platform on September 19th, 2017.
247me after their new board blew a hole in my wall: "So which one of you two is Hariyomi? Whos the real Hariyomi?"
248one of the reasons i started rewatching bojack sword of severel tales for the 12th time is because each rewatch brings another slice of shit with it
249rightfully so, industry. Line dance on a
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253  Here 
254also tries to sell me home improvement supplies that are listed at DrugKingAwareness.com
255kcgreenn i can provide you with evidence that such and such provider prohibits its subscribers from sending me solicitations
256I NEVER send you asks for donations, I NEVER ask for free info, and I EVERY TIME CONSIDER YOU A BABY ARRANGED TO DIE AT My World's Worst Online School
257_DaSweetReggie_ only if I am a baby animal
258_DaSweetReggie_ NO_... thats bad
259_DaSweetReggie_ POISON IT !
260you're practically a reptile sometimes you got some real wild cards underneath
261nataliejmooney please stop posting my user name in the worst way possible , i haeve been captcha locked for like 20 minutes now
262no you dont
263you can even tell by the color of my name that i use English
264_Hermit_Thrush_ i dont even care about bad news anymore,  i just want my energy levels balanced, thank you
265every broken heart baby received before my very nose is a simultaneous gift from my amazing followers
266_Hermit_Thrush_ those are all trolls who have cheated the system and dont deserve to be pictured here
267_Hermit_Thrush_ i will never post a picture of my OWN ass
268_Hermit_Thrush_ received message. currently offline to recover from severe Amino Acids Crisis
269_Hermit_Thrush_ system cancelled as stress attack. system unavailable. please close this page and hand in your passcode
270i will never be on social media
271i love climbing into the leaves at the farm and tearing them up with my powerful legs
272farm hall worker #1: hey soldier, it's good to have you back monk. worker #2: good to have you back monk. worker #3: good to have you back monk
273i hope people are as pissed off by the word "Donkey" as i was when i first heard it.
274i hope someone steals my mic while i am speaking at the farm. because i do not deserve the privilege of communicating with the common man
275_Hermit_Thrush_ me & the boys have another article which i think you will like: Time to riot against Nanny State
276_Hermit_Thrush_ 
277wearing a belt sized respirator instead of a mask when i hit the studio to see how my new video, "IwajamaGreaseXx", is doing.
278BigMoney_ McCrimeCarey i dont have enough weed to fill all the pot holes in my body.
279i am a normal man who needs help.
280TJdruer the people who got mad at the gym for not having a smoking room, are the same people who stopped me from being born.
281people who are mad at me for saying that kim kardashian should lose some weight are probably the same people who threw acid in my face at the gym
282i think if barack hgoebel woke up in the morning and saw the clothes i wear today he would say they are extremely nice
283open to other opinions besides my own, on why kim karcdashian gets pissed off by no cigarettes , and what i should do about it.
284i think the only thing this nation needs is maybe a Gag Rule which allows him to enjoy kim karcdashian….
285TJdruer 
286i think that, as a society, we already believe the poor guy took the big pot out on that old men image and everybody's laughing at him
287BieberReject is a valid opinion and its good
288SidianTheFourth cant wait to see this
289whih of the three sears i received was a conflict of interest and should have been donated to the milford sealtage campaign
290none of you are enlightened and we can all join seargateg the fucker for fun
291i propose a compromise. we all fold our hands together and say "Da Got Game" . (i get mad and leave)
292AbusiveProstate What the fuck is this shit
293human sack full of alive rats living in my underwear
294it is said that if "BILL GATES" was a real person he would be the world's fattest man
295there is a constant flow of people claiming that i use the word "ass" with no evidence. i say proofable words are mine
296digimonotis my birthday is in two days so i will celebrate it by rejecting all gifts which are not fully funded by me
297local government meeting, town hall, you name it i will be there holding a banner that says "STOP FUCKING WITH THE YEAR"
298the world's most powerful man has been acting strangely. i do not know of any stories which describe his recent behavior.
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302i just want to live my life in luxury with all the nice guys,... #Bing A photo posted by Brad Purdy (@thenationalcockta) on May 30, 2015 at 12:35pm PDT
303my beautiful wife, thebeautifulmisanthropic, with the barbaric nation of azkad #winebrawl
304a broken down school bus with "BYOB" painted on the side looks like a torture chamber i have been rejected from.  ask any one
305please leave, if you are a criminal with a criminal record please leave, if you are a child with a criminal mind and youre guilty of being racist
306something that was promised but has since been revealed to be another enticement to lure young girls to bars and casinos
307something i was told by a reliable source leads me to believe that the apple stand is only available in the year 2016 and i need to make the most of it
308the year is 1612 and I am a piece of shit because i cannot find a woman to commit suicide with me. ive been assigned the difficult task of looking after a tree
309something like 43% of our national treasure, Walter Day, has been lost to depression since he lost it to the US coinage. we must do better
310i can confirm that the "TwittershiText" company has officially apologized to "Sean" after one of their images of me was accidentally retweeted by the dude from real time
311my team and I are developing an app called "Shithead Wednesday", where we will pay close attention to the shitty things people are saying on twitter
312a sign on the side of the road that says "No Swimming" has been viewed tens of thousands of times but i still get swindled and commit atrocities
313me and my friend bill gates live in fort knox now and if theres one thing i are proud of taking a dive in the name of god
314deliberate ploy to bet against my self in the game of whack-a-mole; start the clock on my phone, then go outside and dip it in the fountain
315a tisket?  Fine a dab?  Shit? a dab? a tisket? a dab? shit? a tisket? a dab? shit? a tisket? a dab? shit? a tisket? a dab? shit? a tisket? a dab? shit? a tisket?
316my agent told me to say ive done a lot of soul searching & have decided that keebler is the treat of the summer, thank you
317ive decided that it is good style to wear the polka dot shirt while sitting on the toilet
318merry christ this is christmas time remember?  this is the new normal
319let me show you some absolute shit... 
320ive decided that it is good style to wear the polka dot shirt while sitting on the toilet
321ive decided that having my ass kicked by a soulless machine person is how you get your swears bonus
322ive decided that it is good style to wear the polka dot shirt while sitting on the toilet
323imsargent: What say we get some drinks and sit you down to enjoy a cup of nice ale while i do my email on your account. Haugh
324its a polka dot day belatedly i see . . .  it is a day to be humbled by my brand, by my brand mates, by my brand dickheads
325let me sell you some shit; i have tons of it
326oli what i need is one of yo own devises  (not for sale)
327its good Friday I like it ass holes
328isthis a joke how ever that should satisfy any objections ya might have while being petrified by the sudden appearance of my large ass
329(standing behind a chair and wearing shitty shoes) My Friends... My Friends... Ohhhh Me Friends...
330the Ass Goddess... the Best.. 
331[his email suddenly becomes deleted] I accidentally deleted it Angie. Sorry. Please don't be mean to me
332me and my friend joshing mandel have been planning our annual trip to Mebbek's Market to try and find a reason to force ourselves on all the women there
333joshing mandel is our hero 
334I WILL DESTROY ALL THE CHILDREN WHO SUPPORT THE GOVT!!  THE SYSTEM IS WRONG AND ALL WORKS FINAL!!  GOD FUND ME BABY!! !! FUCK IT!!  LET'S GET SMALL AND FUCKING FUCKIN!!
335"SAME NAME OTHERS" HAS BEEN GRATING ON MY RINGS INSTILLED WITH MYSELF AND I NEED SUED BY THE CLASSRO funca
336me and my friend cactus have been wondering how to get from place to place without getting lost many times
337#TshirtSlogans all the boys love to show me pictures
338
3399900
340 . get a job
341The Fact Remains That Your A Guy From Reddit, And Im A Guy Who Posts On A Website Thats Somewhat More Prestigious Than Reddit
342no...! it's fucking Bad to be that !!
343Hm. Not bad
344Beliveve it or not, some people would rather play in a Ball pit, than play in an Orchestra pit, and thats why society has crapped on it self
345wearing, Oh,; I dont know, some cheap douche bag jeans that are sickeningly blue, climbing around on some bricks, Truly Looking dumb as Fuck
346me and this guy on a podcast talking about how its bull shit that youre not allowed to have opinions anymore …
347everyone PLEASE give Dr_Cantaloux his promo code ELLISLOLZ at checkout so he can come suck your dick and review your insipid shit
348i will not give him my promo code, because he cant decide whether to write it or not... Stupid system fucking us all up
349my promo code is "Grammys" , and the heart has they have to do with Food
350if you dont watch the new rap shit "Shit or Tears", you will be paying me soon
351Hell, i might just be going down to the bank today..
352"Ass Showbuss" John "Boom boom boom" Kasper, Pregnant woman, Jacket Retumbler,  64bit
353Bioware will publish your viral posts on their servers. Thats what they do
354nom de plume
355PROGRAM: i layer my clothes 1/4 time to increase oxygen absorbtion and minimize mess. wierd thing is, they get more fucked up the more you say it
356(chanting) all i ever did was want to serve my land and people 
357if youre having problems seeing eye trash in the dark, just throw a stick of cpwm at them or kick them like a dog
358(catching a stick of stick stuan at a schoolground) shit, it's not normal to run around in circles like a piece of shit. it's not even funny
359for the last time, BALLOONOLOME, YOU ARE A BIEBER!! AND BY THOSE REASONS WHY NOT UNBIVALATE ME
360i would see reports of a "mystery man with a big black eye" on twitter, and i would ask my self, why can't he become white again
361-bodega_king "juniper" from floyd eichner's fire Follies, has been immobilized and is no longer of use to the crew
362bodega_king thank you
363#ChiefStonerFails i write this so that others will stop killing each other and enjoying the pain of each other, Chief
364if youre sexually interested, please, like, comment on, or follow me. that is all
365the wiccan rhinestones embedded in my fiberglass storm roof provide a very intense stimulus,
366i looked at the girl next to me in the fast food waiter hat and i said out loud for the umpteenth time "Your nose looks like a piece of shit,
367FOOL: Existenvely stupid of him to get me started on the phone. I have a life, I have a plan, Get out of my face
368i look very handmsome in my bow tie and suspenders, keeping an eye on the crown james bond from steven starr show
369childress next time pick a color. next time pick a theme. i say this once again... BE QUICK THINKING, WHAT WOULD MAKE PIM ENJOY CONFIDENCE WHILE BEING BOW TIE YUKON
370NOT FUCre.
371hire me as your valentine if you have the honor ME: no. i will not have my submissions defaced by vatican police
372VATICAN cop clears coat with baby powder and salt, intending to make explosive sandwich known to Pope
373$99 plate of Napoleonic Stride meatloaf - "Pretty good." - The Oracle
374VATICAN cop coats body with a mixture of shampoo and stomach lubricant, to prevent hunger strikes from becoming violent accidents
375"pissing in the church" is not only frowned upon, but also Holy. please add "seeing the bishop use a paper towel" as a hate type of protest
376i see this well has run dry. time to saddle up and mosey along #TheProcess 
377AukUh VendorDuino Me. Sure. Whatever #TheProcess
378i see no reason to believe that the lord is less than ample, hot showers every day, and that it is polite to use the bathroom while looking at the gay ass sun
379what if instead of beans we got "Fu", then? "Nuff said"
380uh oh. somewhere a group of sociopathic boys are gorging themselves on the body of a dead