· 7 years ago · Nov 01, 2018, 09:14 PM
1BrainSlug
2BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
3BrainSlug BrainSlug FortHype
4BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
5What games will you play today ?
6Justitos BrainSlug 4 da win
7how long will you be streaming today ? <3
8Only Shotgun please
9can I play ?
10Can I please e play with you ? FortHype FortHype <3
11lol <3
12Lol
13LOL FortHype
14LoL
15BrainSlug BrainSlugBrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlugBrainSlugBrainSlug <3
16Should I donate ? FortHype <3
17when is the giveaway <3 <3
18u suck FortOne
19can u pease delete your account ? xD FortHype <3 <3
20xD
21rofl FortOne <3
22Esketiiiit <3 <3
23u like 6ix9ine ?
24du the dance haha
25if you win this i’ll donate 50$ FortOne FortHype
26lets put 5$ on the line FortOne FortHype
27if you lose do a giveaway <3
28Fortnite battle pass please ?
29how many skins u gottttt
302345 FortOne
31I feel bad
32#feelbadman
33FeelBadMan <3
34how do I sub on mobile ?
35Hi I’m new FortOne FortHype
36who are you tho xD
37Dudeeeeee
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52Can we get some more Brainslogs in the chat please
53R.I.P FortHype
54RIP FortOne FortHype
55rip FortOne
56F FortOne
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58DAMMMN FortOne
59dang bro FortHype
60what the hell brotha
61with Brottahh, where’s Mikey ? FortHype
62rdr2 Today ?
63Black Ops Today ?
64play Blackout plssss FortHype
65can u please only play Fortnite ? FortOne
66give me mod lol
67can I have the mod I wanna ban people haha
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71hahahahaha
72hahaha
73what a shot FortOne FortHype
74that shot tho
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96v v
97I feel baaaad haha carry me
98carry me
99can I play ?
100let me play
101can I join ?
102should I just add yo on epic or ps4 ?
103what’s your instagram ? FortHype
104what’s your snapchat ? BrainSlug BrainSlug
105BrainSlug
106snapchat ?
107instagram?
108discord?
109u have a youtube ?
110what’s the record ?
111if I win a 1v1 im good FortHype
1121v1 meeee, i’d reck you tho haha
113bro, you’re bad man
114#JustitosBadMan
115fascnc<yovnxk
116hods FortHype
117hsifad
118SPAAAM
119Chat SpAMMM
120lets goo spam brainslugssssss
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130I can’t type xD
131im newww here lol but I guess I like what I see
132I think ill stay here
133maybeee ill come back and sub
134convince me to sub haha
135u look like a horse man
136why the name ? “Justitos†haha
137your name sounds like Doritos
138BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainlSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainlSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
139can u come to twitch con next year ?
140why aint u @ twitch con ?
141aint u a god ?
142ur a god at all this
143*ironic* lol
144you’re soooo BBBAADDD FortOne
145jk
146dezz nuts
147get the chat going
148brainSes ??
149BrainSes are Brainslugs right ? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
150why is there so many BrainSlug s ?
151why so many of these green monster things ? FortOne
152is BrainSlug like you’re thing ?
153u got a gf ?
154dude I know a girl and im sooooo sure shed like you FortHype
155want me to Alk my girl if you could smash ?
156bet u got a big peen
157show ur booty
158do the floss
159do the worm lol
160do some Fortnite dances and ill donate 50 FortOne
161want 1000000 bits ?
162if you want me to donate donate to me first xD
163can youuu give me money ? FortHype
164I want to sex you daddy
165be my daddy
166check your snapchat daddy
167u got some secret snaps right there FortOne
168can I play if I send nudes ?
169I’m hot and horny wanna smash ?
170wanna see how big my boobs are ? Whys your snapchat? FortHype
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183if you get a 30 kills ill let u smash
184I low want to be under your desk rn hny
185can I ask you a question ?
186CAN I PLAY
187can I play ? I been waiting for soooo long now
188I been here when the BrainSlug got a thing
189where’s Marc ?
190Marc still ur mate ??????
191????
192??????
193!!
194!
195!!!!!
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197BrainSlug 1 BrainSlug2 BrainSlug3 BrainSlug 4 BrainSlug
198EDM or Dubstep ?
199kiss marry kill ?
200Ariana grande or Selena Gomez xD FortHype
201Knocked
202kill him
203end HIMMM
204do it nowww
205ready up and gooo
206maybe there’s a bush
207bush back there ? FortHype
208do bush challenge haha
209building only ?
210sniper only ?
211sniper only! FortHype
212Playground??
213playing with viewers? FortHype
214can views play today ?
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220BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug can i play? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
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225BrainSlug still doing giveawys ?
226i sell poop BrainSlug
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230is useless a clan ? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
231can i join your clan ? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlugv
232can you buy me Fortnite battle pass ?
233only this game today ?
234when do you switch games ?
235want a gamer GF? <3 <3
236u need girls to play with haha, haha
237ahahahaha
238hahahahahahah
239haha
240you’re lol
241you’re funny FortHype
242why u so dumb
243u look like a potato <3
244what is going on with your hair ?
245u look different to your ig FortHype
246oohhhhh finally a face cam
247haven’t been here in ages tho
248where u been lately ? U said u gonna be on daily but I beeeeeen waiting
249feel bad for you looking like this FortHype
250ouch
251u hurt my feelings haha
252if you wanna play just add useless_justitos on epic
253to play with him send him money and add him
254guy lets all donate 1$ to make our BrainSlug happy
255u can never have enough meats dude
256get more mats
257u can never have enough mats
258just saying I like your streams
259dude im new in here but already like you
260promise illl be coming back FortOne
261do you like battleroyale
262our opinion about pubs
263pubs FortOne
264pubs is betttoter than fortnite <3 <3
265fortnite smashed pub in the assssss
266fortnite legit destroyed pub right ?
267is fortnite dying ? FortOne
268u think fortnite iss good for kids?
269u prefere playing with boys or girls ?
270u want some company ? FortOne
271u cot some company there <3
272find yourself a sex shooter this thing is the shit
273like the new revolver ?
274port a fort or fortress ? FortOne
275heavy hot hunting ?
276tac or pump ?
277is double pump back in the game ? FortHype
278try double pump ninja said its back FortOne
279ninja or Lupo ?
280myth or true
281tfue the best builder ?
282anyone stacking minis ?
283anyone stacking minis you need some for sure FortOne FortHype
284someone should take minis or bandages
285one shot one kill
286quick scope ? FortOne
287360 qs lets goooo
288LETS GO BABY
289GET IT DONE!!!
290get it done
291can you do some trick shots ? FortHype
292how many wins today ?
293I want you to be happier
294mining away idk what im mining bt im mining anywayyyy
295enough shields ?
296pop that shield FortOne FortHype
297jug chug ?
298dude way to many zombies in fortnithemares haha
299these zombies tho FortHype
300legit annoying
301so annoying omg
302omg
303OMG FortHype
304what a shot
305why the BrainSlug ? BrainSlug BrainSlug
306youre from germany ? BrainSlug
307ey do pissa haha BrainSlug
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310kommst du mal nach london ?? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
311can you come to london one dayy ? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
312i waaant you to be my daddy BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
313do you have a drivers license ? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
314ill be coming back haha u got IG ? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
315wie heisst du auf instagram ? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
316wann gehst du immer live ? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
317whats your streaming days ? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
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319u dont have a rl dont u ? BrainSlug BrainSlug
320you dont have a real life dont you ? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
321all these BrainSlug BrainSlug in here haha
322never seen a chat this green BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
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324can woe do something other than BrainSlug BrainSlug
325chat stop with the BrainSlug
326please stop BrainSlug im getting nightmares haha
327they should cooperate with like starters or something
328Jedi in fortnite would be soooo good
329id love to see lightsaber as a pickaxe
330Fortnite took over the world by storm since the Battle Royale part launched
331beautiful beautiful beautiful aaaangeeel <3
332baby baby baby uuhhh
333juuustin Bieber lol
334girlfriend vs fortnite
335what’s better a girlfriend addicted to fortnite or a girlfriend that hates fortnite
336fortnite
337FORTNITTTE
338SCAR back there
339you missed a heavy #FeelsBadMan
340Saals Bad Man
341FEELSBADMAN
342you suck FortHype
343wanna get some D
344donate anyone ? FortHype
345want me to donate?
346you got alerts on? FortHype
347stream alerts
3484K QUALITY
349I feel like poop
350Some people think prison is one word…but to robbers it’s a whole sentence
351I lost my job at the bank on my very first day … A woman asked me to check her balance so I pushed her over
352I have many jokes about unemployed people sadly none of them work xD
353Why did that guy fly when he used the assault rifle? It was just BURSTING
354I feel blessed
355ur bad bro
356you’re a god bro
357your a bro bro FortOne
358I want to play
359I want play FortOne
360ummm FortOne
361what just happened
362idk
363idk anymore FortOne <3 <3
364go outside
365stop playing FortHype
366can we post you ? <3
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372do blue guns only BrainSlug FortOne
373can we give you challenges ? BrainSlug BrainSlug FortHype
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380would u rather give or get head ? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
381ummm fortnite n chill ? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
382we never had these many brainslugs in here what is going on haha FortHype
383haha what the heck BrainSlug
384too many slugs BrainSlug
385to many green monsters today lol FortOne
386giuyyys be active haha BrainSlug
387y’all want to join my BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug train ? BrainSlug <3
388where’s the moderator ?
389mods here?? BrainSlug BrainSlug
390hey chat
391hi <3
392hello BrainSlug FortOne FortHype
393Ola FortOne
394im new
395im BACK
396its been a long time my friend BrainSlug
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405bro keep going BrainSlug FortHype
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408I need to reload
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422What is that hah, what am I watching here
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424what the heeellll brotha
425we need boobs BrainSlug BrainSlug FortHype
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428Aren't u from musically or tiktok? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
429Ayeee you're from tiktok right ? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
430Don't u live in Germany ?
431#titoscrew is here BrainSlug BrainSlug FortHype <3
432#titoscrew BrainSlug
433Justitos remixes;)
434Loved ur music on musically
435We met in Amsterdam at VidCon in 2016 daddy BrainSlug FortHype
436Can I call u daddy ? BrainSlug
437I feel some butterflies... coming umps ass as farts lol BrainSlug
438Oko ill leave this is boring af BrainSlug FortHype
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441Boobs or ass BrainSlug
442Pussyy eating daddy ?
443Why are there fences around a graveyard? ... Because people are dying to get in!
444The Past, The Present and The Future walked into a bar. It was tense.
445What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting petting zoo!
446How do crazy people get through a forest? They take the psycho-path! FortOne
447What do you do when your shoes get holes in them? Reboot! BrainSlug BrainSlug
448"Automatic" simply means that you cannot repair it yourself. BrainSlug FortOne
44990% of everything is crud. BrainSlug
450A Project Manager is like the madam in a brothel. His job is to see that everything comes off right. BrainSlug
451A Smith & Wesson always beats four aces.
452A bird in hand is safer than one overhead. BrainSlug FortOne
453A bird in the hand is worth about three Kleenex. BrainSlug BrainSlug
454A child's ability to endure likely stems from his ignorance of alternatives. BrainSlug BrainSlug
455A clean desk is a sign of a sick mind. BrainSlug
456A closed mouth says nothing wrong; a closed mind does nothing right. BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug B BrainSlugrainSlug
457A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a More: [Y], [N], [NS]? ns simple system that worked. BrainSlug
458A computer makes as many mistakes in one second as three men working for thirty years straight. BrainSlug FortOne
459A conference is simply an admission that you want somebody else to join you in your troubles. BrainSlug
460A dog is a dog except when he is facing you. Then he is Mr. Dog. BrainSlug
461A fellow who is always declaring that he is no fool usually harbors suspicions to the contrary. BrainSlug FortOne
462A fool and his money are some party. BrainSlug
463A friend in power is a friend lost. BrainSlug
464A good listener not only is popular everywhere but also, after a while, knows something. BrainSlug
465A great deal of money is never enough once you have it. BrainSlug BrainSlug FortOne
466A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something.
467A liberalism incapable of fiscal self-discipline brings about a radical conservatism conspicuous for its selfishness and insensitivity.
468A major failure will not occur until after the unit has passed final inspection.
469A man does not look behind the door unless he has stood there himself.
470A man will believe anything that does not cost him anything. BrainSlug BrainSlug FortOne FortHype
471A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.
472A miser is a fellow who lives within his income. He is also called a magician. BrainSlug BrainSlug FortOne
473A misplaced decimal point will always end up where it will do the greatest damage. BrainSlug
474A narrow mind has a broad tongue. FortHype FortHype
475A neurotic builds castles in the air. BrainSlug BrainSlug FortOne
476A psychotic lives in castles in the air. And a psychiatrist is the guy who collects the rent.
477A perfectly calm day will turn gusty the instant you drop a $20 bill. BrainSlug FortHype
478A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick in his mouth.
479A politician's most important ability is to foretell what will happen tomorrow and next month and next year - and to explain afterwards why it didn't happen.
480A seeming ignorance is often a most necessary part of worldly knowledge. BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
481A sense of decency is often a decent man's undoing. BrainSlug BrainSlug FortOne
482A short cut is the longest distance between two points.
483A stockbroker is someone who invests your money until it is all gone. BrainSlug
484A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other one.
485A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
486A yacht is a hole in the water, lined with wood, steel, or fiberglass, through which one pours all his money. <3
487Academic rivalries are so intense because the stakes are so small.
488Activity is the politician's substitute for achievement. BrainSlug
489Adam Smith revisited: Work creates Wealth, which is then Redistributed in the holy name of Social Juvstice. That is to say, what is mine is yours, and his, and hers, and theirs...
490Adventure is no more than discomfort and annoyance recollected in the safety of reminiscence.
491After all is said and done, a hell of a lot more is said than done.
492Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.
493All great discoveries are made by mistake.
494All skill is in vain when an angel pees in the barrel of your rifle. BrainSlug <3
495All things are possible. Except skiing through a revolving door.
496All things being equal, a fat person uses more soap than a thin person. BrainSlug
497All turtle thoughts are of turtle.
498All warranties expire upon payment of invoice. BrainSlug
499All work and no play make Jack a dull boy and Jill a wealthy widow. <3
500All's well that ends. BrainSlug BrainSlug
501Almost everything in life is easier to get into than out of.
502Although I may disagree with what you say, I will defend to the death your right to hear me tell you how wrong you are.
503Always address your elders with respect; they could leave you a fortune.
504Always convice those whom you are about to deceive that you are acting in their best interests.
505Always forgive your enemies - nothing else annoys them as much. BrainSlug
506Always mistrust a subordinate who never finds fault with his boss. BrainSlug BrainSlug
507Ambition is the curse of the political class.
508Among economists, the real world is generally considered to be a special case. BrainSlug BrainSlug
509An easily understood, workable falsehood is more useful than a complex, incomprehensible truth.
510An economy cannot afford high tech unless it has a basic structure of other industry to provide the savings that will support high tech until it begins to pay off.
511An efficient bureaucracy is the greatest threat to liberty. BrainSlug BrainSlug
512An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.
513An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
514An infinite number of mediocrities do not add up to one genius. BrainSlug
515An open mouth oft-times accompanies a closed mind.
516An unhappy crew makes for a dangerous voyage. BrainSlug
517Anger is never without an argument, or with a good one. BrainSlug BrainSlug
518Any appetite is its own excuse for existing. FortHype
519Any component, when inadvertently dropped, will roll into a hiding place, the inaccessibility of which is proportional to the square of the component's irreplaceability.
520Any contract drawn in more than 50 words contains at least one loophole. BrainSlug
521Any given computer program, when running, is obsolete.
522Any machine design must contain at least one part which is obsolete, two parts which are unobtainable, and three parts which are still under development.
523Any simple theory will be worded in the most complicated terms. BrainSlug
524Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
525Anyone can handle a crisis. It's everyday living that kills you. <3 <3
526Anyone in good enough condition to run three miles a day is in good enough condition not to have to. BrainSlug
527Art is a passion pursued with discipline; science is a discipline pursued with passion.
528As scarce as truth is, the supply invariably exceeds the demand. BrainSlug BrainSlug
529As the rabbit said, if that ain't a wolf, it's a hell of a big dog.
530Ask your children what they want for dinner only if they are buying. BrainSlug BrainSlug
531Assumptions, so often full of holes, remain precious to the convinced.
532At best, life is a spiral and never a pendulum. What has been done cannot be undone.
533Bad weather forecasts are more often right than good ones.
534Bankers are the assassins of hope. BrainSlug <3 <3
535Basic research is what you do when you don't know what you are doing.
536Be a corporate good citizen; hire the morally handicapped. BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
537Be kind to your web-footed friends; that duck may be a buyer.
538There's no intelligent life down here. BrainSlug BrainSlug
539Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes right to the bone.
540Behind every successful man is an astonished mother-in-law. BrainSlug
541Being king is not much fun if no one knows you are one.
542Bend the facts to fit the conclusion. It's easier that way. BrainSlug BrainSlug
543Beware of all enterprises requiring new clothes.
544Black holes are outa sight! BrainSlug
545Blessed are the censors, for they shall inhibit the earth. BrainSlug BrainSlug
546Blessed are the meek for they shall inherit the crap. BrainSlug
547Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt.
548Blessed be he who is called a big wheel, for he goeth around in circles. BrainSlug
549Bosses come and bosses go, but a good secretary lasts forever.
550Bullshit baffles brains. BrainSlug
551By the time most of us have money to burn, our fire's gone out. BrainSlug
552By working faithfully 8 hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work 12 hours a day.
553Celibacy is not hereditary. BrainSlug
554Cheer up. BrainSlug
555The first hundred years are the hardest!
556Children are a comfort in your old age, and they will even help you reach it.
557Civil servants are neither civil nor servile. BrainSlug
558Common sense is instinct. Enough of it is genius.
559Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable. Any system which depends upon human reliability is unreliable. You can rely on it.
560Confidence is the feeling you had before you knew better.
561Construct a system that even a fool can use and only a fool will want to use it.
562Crime is merely politics without the excuses. BrainSlug
563Crisis management works beautifully until an actual crisis occurs.
564Da trouble wit computers is, dey got no sense of humor.
565Days you attend top-level meetings and days you get hiccups tend to fall on the same dates. BrainSlug
566Degeneration and evolution are not the same thing.
567Desperate diseases require desperate remedies. BrainSlug
568Did you know that if you maintain a cholesterol-free diet, your body makes its own cholesterol.
569Diogenes is still searching.
570Distrust your first impressions; they are invariably too favorable.
571Don't be afraid to take a big step. You cannot cross a chasm in two small steps. BrainSlug
572Don't be so humble...you aren't that great.
573Don't get married if you are afraid of solitude. BrainSlug
574Don't hit a man when he's down unless you are damned certain he won't get up.
575Don't wear earmuffs in a bed of rattlesnakes.
576Don't worry about what other people are thinking of you. They're too busy worrying about what you are thinking of them.
577Dr. Faustus, call your service.
578During Britain's "brain drain," not a single politician left the country.
579Economics is the only calling in which one can have a lifetime reputation as an expert without ever once being right.
580Education confers understanding, knowledge, and competence; schools confer degrees.
581Enthusiasm wanes, but dullness lasts forever. BrainSlug
582Eternity is a terrible thought...where will it all end
583Even Mason and Dixon had to draw the line somewhere. BrainSlug
584Even the most faithful believer can serve a false god.
585Every calling is great when greatly pursued. BrainSlug
586Every family tree has some sap. FortHype
587Every institution tends to perish through an excess of its own policy.
588Every society professes the existence of inalienable human rights; most, however, are somewhat vague as to just what they are. BrainSlug
589Everybody's death simplifies life for someone.
590Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work.
591Everything comes to he who waits - providing he has either infinite patience or infinite wealth. BrainSlug FortHype
592Everything east of the San Andreas Fault will eventually plunge into the Atlantic Ocean.
593Everything not forbidden by the laws of Nature is mandatory. Trouble is, nearly everything is forbidden.
594Example is not the main thing in influencing others; it is the only thing. FortHype
595Excellence is an option that is renewable.
596Expectations should not determine whether or not one acts, nor how.
597Expensive fertilizers that do nothing for your grass will give you the most gorgeous weeds you ever saw. FortHype
598Experience is a good teacher, but submits huge bills.
599Experience is what you get when you don't get what you wanted. BrainSlug
600Experimentation is the mother of confusion.
601Extinction is the ultimate fate of all species. FortHype
602Extreme boredom serves to cure boredom. BrainSlug
603Extreme sorrow laughs; extreme joy weeps. BrainSlug
604Extremely happy and extremely unhappy men are alike prone to grow hard-hearted.
605Facts cannot prevail against faith, or adamant folly. BrainSlugv BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
606Failure is a measurement that depends on the standard applied.
607Fear is no great respecter of reason. BrainSlug
608Feed the wolf as you will; he will always look to the forest. BrainSlug
609Fill what's empty. BrainSlug
610Empty what's full. BrainSlug BrainSlug
611scratch where it itches. <3
612Fire and water. BrainSlug BrainSlug
613Matter and anti-matter. BrainSlug
614Money and morality. BrainSlug
615First secure an independent income, then practice virtue.
616Fools belittle that which they do not understand. BrainSlug <3
617Cynics belittle everything.
618Midgets simply belittle. FortHype
619For a man of fortitude, there are no walls, only avenues. BrainSlug <3
620For peace of mind, resign as general manager of the universe.
621Freedom can be lost as surely tax by tax, regulation by regulation, as it can be bullet by bullet, missile by missile.
622Freedom is for everyone. Or no one.
623Freedom of the press is limited to those who have one. BrainSlug
624Friends may come and friends may go, but enemies accumulate. BrainSlug BrainSlug <3
625Frustration is not having anyone else to blame but one's self. BrainSlug
626Get too many irons in your fire and you'll put it out.
627Give all orders verbally. Never write down anything that might go into a "Pearl Harbor file". BrainSlug
628Give me an example of pro and con. <3
629Progress and Congress. BrainSlug
630Given that Nature limited the intelligence of Man, it seems unfair that she did not limit the stupidity of Man. BrainSlug
631God can't alter history, so he created historians.
632God has Alzheimer's disease; he's forgotten that we exist. BrainSlug
633God made everything out of nothing. But the nothingness shows through.
634Government corruption seems always to be reported in the past tense.
635Half of conversation is listening. BrainSlug
636Have a nice day...somewhere else.
637He is all fault who has no fault at all.
638He who dies with the most toys, wins!
639He who does many things makes many mistakes, but never makes the biggest mistake of all - doing nothing. BrainSlug
640He who endures, wins. FortOne
641He who has been bitten by six dogs is legitimately suspicious of the seventh. BrainSlug
642He who leaves nothing to chance will do very few things wrong, but he will do very few things at all.
643He who lives on hope has a slender diet indeed.
644He who looks too far ahead stumbles over his own boots. BrainSlug FortOne
645He who would climb to the top must leave much behind. BrainSlug
646He who would leap high must take a long run.
647He who would pursue revenge should first dig two graves.
648Hell is l is a city much like Newark. BrainSlug BrainSlug <3 <3 <3
649Hell is not a place. Hell is what hurts worst. FortOne <3
650History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided.
651History occurs twice - the first time as tragedy, the second time as farce.
652Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.
653Honesty is the best policy - unless, of course, you are dealing with your wife, your girlfriend, your banker, your employer, the I.R.S., your creditors...
654How can you tell when a salesman is lying ? When his lips are moving.
655How come nowadays the word "honesty" is generally preceded by the phrase "old-fashioned" ? BrainSlug
656How long a minute is depends upon which side of the bathroom door you're on. BrainSlug
657I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer for my friends who exercise.
658If a cluttered desk is characteristic of a cluttered mind, what does an empty desk mean ?
659If a problem causes too many meetings, then the meetings eventually become more important than the problem. BrainSlug
660If all else fails, read the destructions.
661If all the economists in the world were laid end to end, they couldn't reach a conclusion.
662If an experiment works, something has gone wrong. BrainSlug
663If builders constructed buildings the way programmers write programs, then the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization.
664If doctors' intellects were as big as doctors' egos, this would be a far healthier world.
665If everything appears to be going well, you obviously don't know what the hell is going on. FortOne FortHype
666If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
667If it's not in the computer, then it doesn't exist. BrainSlug BrainSlug
668If it's rational, if it's logical, and if it makes good common sense, then it's simply not done.
669If man's best friend is the dog, where does that leave the rest of us? FortHype FortHype
670If mathematically you end up with the wrong answer, try multiplying by the page number. FortOne
671If more than one person is responsible for a miscalculation, no one will be at fault. FortHype
672If one views his problem sufficiently closely, he will recognize himself as part of the problem.
673If someone gives you so-called good advice, do the opposite; you may be certain that that will be the right thing nine times out of ten.
674If the facts are against you, argue the law. If the law is against you, pound the table and yell like hell.
675If the first person who answers the phone can't handle your question, then it's a bureaucracy.
676If the gods had really intended men to fly, they'd have made it easier to get to the airport.
677If the government hasn't yet taxed, licensed, or regulated it, then it probably ain't worth anything.
678If the nation's economists were all laid end to end, they would point in all directions.
679If the plating work that we do for you is defective, we will refund your money, redo the parts free, close our plant, and have the plant manager shot. Will that be satisfactory ?
680If the shoe fits, you're not allowing for growth. BrainSlug
681If the thought of growing old bothers you, consider the alternative.
682If the universe is indeed insane, who is the asylum keeper ? BrainSlug BrainSlug
683If this is the land of the future, why are we all so given to nostalgia ?
684If truth were a matter of opinion, then the majority would always be right.
685If you are feeling good, don't worry; you'll get over it. BrainSlug
686If you can keep your head while all about you are losing theirs, then you obviously don't understand what's going on.
687If you cannot convince them, confuse them
688If you cannot logically refute a man's arguments, not all is lost. You can always call him nasty names.
689If you cannot understand it, it is intuitively obvious. BrainSlug
690If you disinfect the pond, you kill the lilies.
691If you doubt that Rochesterians believe in God, watch how they drive.
692If you gave a monkey control of its environment, it would fill the universe with bananas. BrainSlug BrainSlug
693If you live among the wolves, learn to howl like them.
694If you think that mental illness interferes with financial success, just look at the average television evangelist.
695If you think that no one cares that you're alive, try missing a few car payments. BrainSlug BrainSlug
696If you try to please everybody, nobody will like it. BrainSlug BrainSlug
697If you want to make people angry, lie to them. If you want to make them absolutely livid, then tell 'em the truth.
698If young women often do marry men like their fathers, no wonder their mothers cry at their weddings.
699In America, the Secretary of Agriculture catches hell for unmanageablefood surpluses; in Russia, his counterpart goes to Siberia because of unmanageable food shortages.
700In a mad world, only greater madness succeeds.
701In a permissive society, the cream rises to the top...and so does the scum.
702In a world that runs on deceit, deception, and duplicity, the honest man is always at a disadvantage.
703In any organization, there are only two people to contact if you want results: the one at the very top and the one at the very bottom.
704In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
705In death, avoid hell.
706In life, avoid the law courts. BrainSlug
707In defeat, malice. BrainSlug
708In victory, revenge.
709In designing any type of machine component, no overall dimension can be totalled accurately after 4:30pm Friday. The correct total will become self-evident at 8:15am on Monday.
710In doing good, avoid notoriety. In doing evil, avoid self-awareness.
711In hell, treason is the work of angels. BrainSlug
712In jealousy, there is often more self-love than love.
713In order to obtain a loan, you must first prove that you don't need it. BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
714In some countries, Chaucer and Dante are the classics. In this country, it's a soft drink.
715In the Beginning, God created the Organization and gave It dominion over man. BrainSlug
716In the final analysis, entropy always wins. BrainSlug BrainSlug
717In the long run, we are all dead. BrainSlug
718In third-world politics, the people with the guns call the shots.
719Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. BrainSlug
720Inside every short man is a tall man doubled over in extreme pain. BrainSlug
721Instead of worrying about the boxes in your organizational chart, be concerned with the people who are boxed in.
722Institutions are more rarely overthrown from without, more often corroded from within.
723Interesting history is awful living.
724Isn't it strange that the same people who laugh at gypsy fortune-tellers take economists seriously. BrainSlug FortOne
725It doesn't much matter whom you marry, for tomorrow morning you discover that it was someone else.
726It is a grave error to allow any mechanical device to realize that you are in a hurry.
727It is axiomatic that even the strongest of men will fall before a pygmy with a submachine gun. BrainSlug FortOne
728It is better to add life to your years than it is to add years to your life. BrainSlug
729It is better to be envied than to be consoled.
730It is better to resign from office than it is to die in office; that way, you get to hear some of the eulogies. BrainSlug BrainSlug
731It is difficult to be politically conscious and upwardly mobile at the same time.
732It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious. BrainSlug
733It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money. BrainSlug
734It is often easier to find the truth than it is to accept it. FortOne
735It is only in Aesop's fables that an elephant takes advice from a mouse. FortOne
736It is probably better to be insane with the rest of the world than to be sane alone. BrainSlug
737It is the manner, and not the content, that marks a gentleman.
738It is when the irritation of doubt causes a struggle to attain belief that the enterprise of thought begins.
739It is wrong to repeat gossip, but what else can you do with it ?
740It takes twenty-five dumb animals to make a fur coat. and only one to wear it.
741It takes very little to make a woman happy, and more than is contained in heaven and earth to keep her that way. FortOne
742It's difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
743It's not social oppression that moves wild-eyed revolutionaries; it's envy, pure and simple.
744It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you place the blame. <3 <3
745It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. BrainSlug FortOne <3 <3
746John Donne was wrong.
747Journalism, like prostitution, is a career in which just one foray makes a professional. FortOne
748Just because you are paranoid does not mean that no one is following you.
749Justice must not only be done; it must be seen to be believed. BrainSlug BrainSlug
750Kill the moneylenders. FortHype FortHype
751Knowledge can cure ignorance, but intelligence cannot cure stupidity. BrainSlug <3 <3
752Labor disgraces no man, but often a man disgraces labor. BrainSlug
753Large brains can contain small minds.
754Last weke I cudn't even spel kumpooter programer and today I are one! FortOne FortHype
755Law remains long after justice flees BrainSlug <3
756Leakproof seals - will. FortHype
757Selfstarters - will not. BrainSlug
758Interchangeable parts - won't. FortHype
759Leftover nuts never match leftover bolts.
760Less of a good thing is sometimes better - ask anyone on a diet. BrainSlug
761Life is a learning experience; the diploma is your death certificate. BrainSlug
762Life is a temporary assignment. BrainSlug FortHype
763Life is a terminal condition.
764Life's a bitch.
765But, then, consider the alternative. BrainSlug
766Little boys throw stones in jest.
767Little frogs die in earnest. BrainSlug
768Live every day as though it were your last.
769One day, you'll be right.
770Live within your income, even if you must borrow to do it. BrainSlug FortHype
771Lock and keys are for honest people.
772Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. BrainSlug BrainSlug
773Lost causes are the only ones worth fighting for.
774Luck, it is said, dislikes working double shifts. BrainSlug
775Making this world better will gain you the greatest credit in the next one. BrainSlug BrainSlug
776Man does not live by bread alone. BrainSlug
777But he damned well doesn't live without it, either.
778Many know how to flatter; few know how to praise. BrainSlug
779Marriage is like burning the house down to toast the bread.
780Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
781May you live in interesting times.
782Mayflies continually plot to topple the cedar.
783Measure twice 'cause you can only cut once.
784Measured with a micrometer. BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
785Marked with chalk.
786Cut with an axe. BrainSlug
787Men and nations will act rationally when all other possibilities have been exhausted.
788Men heap together the mistakes of their lives and create a monster they call destiny. BrainSlug
789Middle age is when you wonder if your warranty is running out.
790Miles aren't the only distance. BrainSlug
791Monotony is the law of Nature. Observe the monotonous manner in which the sun rises.
792More men are sheep in wolves' clothing than the other way around.
793Most men and nations die lying down.
794Mother Nature applies all her rules...all the time. BrainSlug FortOne
795Motor gently through the greasemud, for there lurks the skid demon. BrainSlugv
796Murphy's Golden Rule: Whoever has the gold makes the rules. FortHype
797Murphy's Law: If it can go wrong, it will...at the worst possible time and in the worst possible place.
798Fisher's Law: Murphy was an optimist.
799Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
800Never argue with a fool...people may not be able to tell you apart. FortHype
801Never claim as a right that which you can ask as a favor. BrainSlug BrainSlug
802Never climb a fence when you can sit on it. BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
803Never complain; never explain.
804Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with. BrainSlug BrainSlug
805Never eat prunes when you are famished. BrainSlug
806Never embezzle more than your employer can afford.
807Never get into a fight with an ugly person. He has nothing to lose. <3 <3
808Never get mixed up with economists. Their thinking is muddy and they have bad breath.
809Never have so many people understood so little about so much.
810Never invest in anything that eats or needs repainting. BrainSlug BrainSlug
811Never let your sense of morality stop you from doing what is right.
812Never make the same mistake twice...there are so many new ones to make!
813Never marry a woman who prays too much. BrainSlug FortHype
814Never mistake good manners for good will.
815Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
816Never question your wife's judgement...look whom she married. FortHype
817Never step in anything soft. FortHype
818Never trust anyone who laughs at his own one-liners. BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
819Never try to teach a pig how to sing. It is a waste of time and it annoys the pig.
820Never underestimate the power of stupidity.
821Never, ever trust anyone under 30 or over 25.
822Never, ever, insult a telephone answering machine. They have ways of getting even. BrainSlug
823New systems generate new problems. BrainSlug BrainSlug FortHype
824Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund. BrainSlug
825No class of Americans has ever objected to any amount of government meddling if it appeared to benefit that particular class.
826No man's knowledge goes beyond his experience.
827No man's life, liberty, or property are safe whilst the legislature is in session.
828No matter how bad your kid is, he's still good for a tax exemption. BrainSlug BrainSlug
829No matter how long or how diligently you shop for a machine, once you've purchased it, it will be on sale for 30% less.
830No name, no matter how simple, can be correctly understood over the phone. BrainSlug BrainSlug
831No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. BrainSlug
832No one ever found marvels by seeking them.
833No one gets too old to learn a new way of being stupid. BrainSlug BrainSlug
834Not all the kookies are in the jar.
835Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee. BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
836Nothing in our history is plainer, or more tragic, than the gulf between cleverness and wisdom. BrainSlug
837Nothing in the universe arouses more false hopes than the first four hours of a diet.
838Nothing irritates a standard American corporate executive quite so much as the sight of someone actually daring to practice capitalism.
839Nothing is illegal if 100 businessmen decide to do it. BrainSlug
840Nothing is really labor unless you would rather be doing something else.
841Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss put in an honest day's work.
842Odds are, the phrase "It's none of my business" will be followed by "but". BrainSlug BrainSlug
843Of those teaching in today's schools, 80 percent are paid twice what they are worth and 20 percent are paid half what they are worth.
844Old age is like a burglar.
845It robs you of all the goodies and leaves the rubbish. FortOne
846Old men and comets have long been revered for the same reasons; their long beards and their supposed ability to foretell events.
847Old men make wars.
848Young men fight them. FortOne
849On the ONE day you take your secretary to lunch, your wife will be lunching in the same restaurant.
850Once upon a time, there were two Chinamen.
851Now look how many there are. BrainSlug FortOne
852Once you understand the problem, you find that it is worse than you expected.
853One goddamned thing leads to another goddamned thing. FortOne
854One good thing about living on a farm is that you can fight with your wife and ain't nobody gonna hear. FortOne
855One lawyer = a crook.
856Two lawyers = a law firm. BrainSlug FortOne
857Three or more lawyers = a legislature.
858One may generally observe a singular accord between supercelestial ideas and subterranean behavior. FortOne
859One sees more clearly backward than forward. BrainSlug
860One thing you can say for kids: they don't go around showing pictures of their grandparents.
861Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment. FortOne
862Our architect's plans for plant renovation begin with a precision air strike.
863Peace is a premise the existence of which we have deduced from the intervals between wars. BrainSlug BrainSlug FortHype
864People are always available for work in the past tense. FortOne FortHype
865People use the most words when they are the least certain of what they are saying. BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
866People who cough a lot never go to the doctor...just to movies, concerts, and lectures.
867People who have no faults are terrible: there is no way to take advantage of them. BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
868People who live in a golden age complain that everything looks yellow.
869People, like turtles, make little progress without sticking their necks out. FortHype
870Pessimists are the world's happiest people.... Squid1 Squid2 Squid3 Squid2 Squid4 Squid1 Squid2 Squid3 Squid2 Squid4
871Ninety percent of the time they are right, and the other ten percent they are pleasantly surprised.
872Pinocchio was such a dolt to try to become a human being. He was much letter off with a wooden head. BrainSlug
873Policemen with private motives are dangerous. BrainSlug
874Political cunning should never be mistaken for intelligence.
875Politicians are much like ships: noisiest when lost in a fog. BrainSlug <3 <3
876Politicians deal with the public on the basis of the mushroom policy: FortHype
877Keep them in the dark and feed them manure. BrainSlug
878Practical politics consists of ignoring the facts. Come to think of it, practical anything consists of that.
879Proctologist's revenge: put Ben-Gay in a guy's tube of Nupercainal.
880Proof-positive that Eastern and Western technologies can indeed work together: the Teflon-coated wok.
881Psychopaths aren't born. They are made.
882Rabbits dance at the funeral of the lion. BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
883Reality precedes perception. BrainSlug
884Except, of course, in southern California. BrainSlug
885Remember the good old days When juvenile delinquency was observed mainly in juveniles BrainSlug FortHype
886Remember when "There's something in the air" was just a figure of speech
887Respect for ourselves guides our morals; deference to others governs our manners.
888Revenge is a dish best served cold. BrainSlug BrainSlug
889Roughing it is television without cable. FortHype
890Rumors are the sauce of a dry life. BrainSlug BrainSlug
891Saints engage in introspection while burly sinners run the world. BrainSlug
892Scandal, like hypocrisy, is bipartisan.
893Science has finally found what distinguishes Man from the other beasts: financial worries. BrainSlug FortHype
894Serendipity is looking in a haystack for a needle and finding the farmer's daughter. BrainSlug
895Show me anything whereof it may be said "See, this is new," and I will show you it hath been.
896Shrink not from blasphemy - t'will pass for wit. BrainSlug BrainSlug
897Simple pleasures are the last refuge of the complex.
898Since few large pleasures are lent to us on a long lease, it is wise to cultivate a large undergrowth of small pleasures.
899Small things entertain small minds. BrainSlug BrainSlug
900Smooth seas never made a good sailor.
901Some people are always lost in thought; other people lack thoughts large enough to be lost in. BrainSlug
902Some people can look so busy that they seem indispensable. BrainSlug
903Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.
904Some people manage by the book, even though they don't know who wrote the book or even what book. BrainSlug
905Sometimes it is good to be only a fly when giants are fighting for the heavens.
906Sometimes, a cigar is just a cigar. BrainSlug <3 <3
907Songs unheard are sweeter far.
908Stress is that condition created when the mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperately needs it.
909Strong words connote weak arguments.
910Succeeding is more satisfying than success. BrainSlug
911Success consists of reaching 40 before your waist does. BrainSlug <3
912Support your local bloodhound.
913Get lost.
914Sympathy is what you give a relative when you don't want to lend him cash BrainSlug
915Take care which rut you choose; you'll be in it for the next ten years. <3
916Taking something with a grain of salt may raise your blood pressure.
917Tatoos are the common man's way of investing in art. BrainSlug
918Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand. <3
919Television is chewing gum for the eyes. BrainSlug BrainSlug
920Tell a man that there are 500 million trillion stars in the universe
921and he will believe you. Tell him that there's wet paint on that bench....
922Tempt not a desperate man.
923That which is crooked cannot be made straight, although there arepsychotherapists who might disagree. BrainSlug
924The Boy Scout credo: sound mind, sound body...take your choice.
925The British parliament is called the "Mother of Legislatures". A somewhat similar term is often applied to Congress. BrainSlug
926The Devil's greatest triumph was convincing the modern world that he doesn't exist. BrainSlug
927The Russians will never invade us...there's no place to park.
928The attention span of a computer is only as long as its electrical cord.
929The average U.S. taxpayer is proud to be paying taxes. Of course, he could be just as proud for half the money.
930The best bilge pump in the world is a terrified sailor with a bucket. BrainSlug
931The best way to achieve immortality is by not dying.
932The best way to attract money is to give the appearance of having it. BrainSlug
933The best way to avoid growing old is not to be born so soon.
934The best way to make fire with two sticks is to insure that one of them is a match. BrainSlug
935The best way to save face is to keep the lower half closed.
936The bigger they are, the harder they punch.
937The biggest idiot can ask questions the smartest man cannot answer. BrainSlug
938The danger in being king is that after a while you begin to believe
939you really are one. BrainSlug
940The deepest and most important virtues are often the dullest ones.
941The degree of technical competence is inversely proportional to the level of management. BrainSlug
942The fifteen minute morning coffee break is when your employees take a break from doing nothing. BrainSlug
943The first great gift that we can bestow upon others is a good example
944The first place in which to look for something is the last place in which you expect to find it. BrainSlug
945The fraudulence of the exercise is proportional to the margin of victory.
946The galaxy is full of dishonorable men ...Well, everyone's got to make a living. BrainSlug BrainSlug
947The gap between theory and practice is filled with apology.
948The great classes of people will more easily fall victims to a great lie than to a small one. BrainSl BrainSlug ug
949The great tragedy of our era is not the significance of things but the insignificance of things.
950The healthy stomach is nothing if not conservative; few radicals have good digestions. BrainSlug <3
951The human brain is a wonderous instrument. It starts working the moment you wake up and doesn't stop until you get to the office.
952The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door...
953The last time doctors went on strike, the death rate dropped thirty percent. BrainSlug BrainSlug
954The later you are for your flight, the more times you have to go through the metal detector.
955The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, beg in the streets, and steal bread.
956The lawyer's credo: if you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit.
957The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train.
958The longer you wait in line, the greater the probability that it is the wrong line. BrainSlug
959The man who is always talking about being a gentleman never is one. BrainSlug
960The more cordial the buyer's secretary, the greater the probability that the competition already has the order.
961The most beautiful days of the year are always the days just before and just after your vacation.
962The most successful journey is a dull journey. BrainSlug
963The mouse dreams dreams that would terrify the cat. BrainSlug BrainSlug
964The nice thing about scientific studies is that you can always find one that proves conclusively that your product is safe and that your competitor's causes cancer.
965The number of employees in any work group tends to increase irrespective of the amount of work to be done.
966The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of what you're doing. BrainSlug
967The one time in the day that you lean back and relax is the one time the boss comes strolling through the plant.
968The only government handout that I want is the government's hand out of my pocket. BrainSlug BrainSlug
969The only imperfect thing in nature is the human race. BrainSlug
970The only people that snobs want to know are those who don't want to know them. BrainSlug
971The only people to profit from the mistakes of others are biographers.
972The only perfect science is hindsight. BrainSlug
973The only thing worse than a male chauvinist pig is the female version. Squid1 Squid2 Squid3 Squid2 Squid4
974The only things in history that are inevitable are those that have already happened. BrainSlug
975The only valid generalization that can be made about scientists is that they require unlimited resources for improbable projects of interminable gestation periods.
976The opera ain't over 'til the fat lady sings.
977The opulence of the front office decor varies inversely with the fundamental solvency of the firm.
978The organization of any bureaucracy is very much like a septic tank....The really big chunks always rise to the top.
979The person who buys the most raffle tickets has the least chance of winning. FortOne FortHype FortHype
980The person who marries for money generally ends up earning it.
981The person who snores the loudest will fall asleep first. FortOne FortHype
982The price of total freedom is total anarchy. The price of total security is total enslavement.
983The primary function of the design engineer is to make things difficult for the fabricator and impossible for the serviceman.
984The probability of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is proportional to the cost of the carpet.
985The probability of your alarm not going off increases in direct
986proportion to the importance of your 8:00am meeting. BrainSlug BrainSlug
987The promises of maniacs, like those of salesmen, are not safely relied upon. FortOne
988The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet 'em. BrainSlugv
989The rat race is over. The rats won.
990The real crime in education today is not the way we treat teachers but whom we allow to be teachers. BrainSlug FortOne
991The real outrage today isn't what's illegal. BrainSlug
992It's what is legal. BrainSlug
993The reason the way of the sinner is hard is because it is so crowded.
994The reason why worry kills more people than work does is that more people worry than work. FortOne
995The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before. BrainSlug
996The saddest of words: I always wanted to but never did.
997The secret of staying young is finding an age that you really like and then sticking with it. BrainSlug BrainSlug
998The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.
999The ship of state is the only ship that leaks at the top.
1000The smaller the issue, the bigger the fight. BrainSlug BrainSlug
1001The sole reliable test of a first-rate intelligence is to hold two opposite ideas in the mind whilst still retaining the ability to tie one's own shoe laces.
1002The sooner man begins to spend his wealth, the better he uses it. BrainSlug
1003The strongest part of any paper form is the perforation. BrainSlug
1004The successful enjoyment of vice requires training and long practice. BrainSlug BrainSlug
1005The sun ariseth and the sun goeth down, and the same things come alike to the righteous and the wicked.
1006The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive. BrainSlug
1007The tale of the errant entrepreneur: High chair; high school; high hopes; high finance; "Hi, Warden!". BrainSlug BrainSlug
1008The universe is governed by a committee; no one man could make that many mistakes.
1009The very same American textile industry that lobbies hysterically against the import of textile products imports virtually all its textile manufacturing machinery...I wonder why
1010The whole of life is futile unless you regard it is a sporting proposition. BrainSlug
1011The world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that feel.
1012The world is disgracefully managed; one hardly knows to whom to complain.
1013Them that has, gets. BrainSlug
1014There are no moral messages in Nature. BrainSlug BrainSlug
1015There are only four basic plots in life, and nine in literature.
1016There are those who make things happen.
1017There are those who watch things happen. BrainSlug BrainSlug
1018And there are those who wonder what happened. BrainSlug
1019There are three rules for successfully managing people: Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.
1020There are three types of deliberate falsehoods: lies, damned lies, and salesmen's promises. BrainSlug
1021There are two kinds of men who never amount to much: those who cannot do what they are told, and those who can do nothing else.
1022There are two periods in which Congress does no business: one is before the holidays and the other is after. BrainSlug
1023There is a time for everything. Mostly, the wrong time. BrainSlug
1024There is always one more son of a bitch than you counted on.
1025There is an optimal size for any project, and it is always bigger than you can afford.
1026There is no truth in the rumor that man is immortal.
1027There is nothing like a grievance to sharpen an old man's wits.
1028There is nothing more terrible than ignorance in action.
1029There is nothing wrong with you that an expensive surgical operation cannot prolong.
1030There is wisdom in madness and strong probability of truth in all accusations, for people are complete, and everybody is capable of anything.
1031There's nothing wrong with gluttony...providing you don't overdo it.
1032These days, an education is essential for career success. Unless, of course, you run for Congress.
1033They don't invite you to the White House for a drink because they think you are thirsty.
1034Things get worse under pressure.
1035Those things are better which are perfected by Nature than those which are finished by art. BrainSlug
1036Those who beat their swords into plowshares generally end up plowing for those who didn't.
1037Those who can - do.
1038Those who can't - teach. FortOne
1039Those totally devoid of useful ability become government economists. BrainSlug
1040Those who can't teach - administer. Those who can't administer - run for public office. FortOne
1041Those who do not follow are dragged. BrainSlug
1042Those who do not learn from history often end up making it.
1043Those who like sausage or political policy should not watch either being made. BrainSlug FortOne
1044Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.
1045To a little fish, the waters are always deep.
1046To a man with a hammer, everything looks like a nail. BrainSlug BrainSlug FortOne
1047To a weary horse, even his own tail is a burden. BrainSlug
1048To err is human. To really foul things up requires a computer. To create utter chaos with no perceivable possibility of salvation callsfor an MBA.
1049To have honesty coupled to beauty is to have honey the sauce to sugar.
1050To hear tell a hundred times is not as good as once seeing.
1051To spot the true expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most BrainSlug .
1052To understand the clay is not to understand the pot.
1053Today's conservative is yesterday's liberal who got mugged last night. BrainSlug
1054Too much of anything is wonderful. BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
1055Truth is a hard master to serve, for the more devotedly you serve her, the more she hurts you.
1056Truth is very precious, so salesmen and politicians use it very sparingly. BrainSlug
1057Tyranny is always better organized than freedom is.
1058Under some conditions, in some place, at some time, there will always be at least one law, ordinance, or statute under which you can be booked.
1059Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of temperature, pressure, humidity, time, and voltage, the machine will do as it damned well pleases.
1060Unfaithfulness in the keeping of an appointment is an act of clear dishonesty. FortHype FortHype
1061You may as well take a person's money as his time. BrainSlug
1062Universities are full of knowledge. The freshmen bring a little in and the seniors take none away, so knowledge accumulates.
1063Virtue does not lend itself to the same verbal enthusiasms that vice does.
1064Virtue is a social liability. BrainSlug
1065We ain't cheap, but by gosh, we're good!
1066We are all passengers in the leaky rowboat of life. So, bail faster, damn it! FortHype
1067We are inclined to believe those whom we do not know because they have BrainSlug FortOne
1068never deceived us. FortOne
1069We do not know who first discovered water. However, we are confident BrainSlug
1070that it was not a fish.
1071We don't know one millionth of one per cent about anything. FortHype
1072We know what we are, but not what we may be. BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
1073Welcome to the totally-automated, fully computerized world of the twenty-first century, where nothing can go wrong...go wrong...go wrong...
1074What do the lie detector and Wonder Woman have in common They were invented by the same person.
1075Kinda figures, doesn't it. FortOne
1076What do you call 500 bureaucrats at the bottom of the Potomac river ? A start.
1077What people say behind your back is your standing in the community.
1078What the large print giveth, the small print taketh away.
1079Whatever is not nailed down is the government's. Whatever the government can pry loose is not nailed down.
1080When I works, I works fast. When I plays, I plays hard. And when I thinks, I falls asleep.
1081When a broken machine is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly.
1082When a man dies, he does not die just of the disease he has; he dies of his whole life.
1083When anything is used to its full potential, it will break.
1084When comes the revolution, things will be different - not better, just different. BrainSlug
1085When in doubt, mumble. BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
1086When in trouble, delegate. BrainSlug
1087When in trouble or in doubt, Run in circles, yell and shout. BrainSlug BrainSlug
1088When men are easy in their circumstances, they are naturally enemies to innovation. BrainSlug
1089When smashing monuments, always save the pedestals - they come in handy.
1090When the hounds bay, the fox and the rabbit are brothers.
1091When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole very near by.
1092When the old dog barks, better look out the window.
1093When there is no danger in fighting, there is no glory in winning. BrainSlug
1094When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly. FortHype FortHype
1095When you've read about one train wreck, you've read about them all. BrainSlug
1096Whenever a man casts a longing eye at public office, a rottenness appears in his conduct.
1097Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damned fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it totally beyond recognition.
1098Where you stand on an issue depends upon where you sit.
1099Who mourns the falling of a single leaf ? BrainSlug
1100Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad.
1101Why do they always start off the evening news with "Good evening" when all they do is tell you why it isn't ?
1102Why is there always so much month left at the end of the money ?
1103Why long for glory, which one despises as soon as one has it ? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
1104Women like silent men. They think they're listening.
1105Women's taste in neckties is as bad as men's in chintz. BrainSlug
1106Work smarder and not harder and be careful of yor speling.
1107Workers these days don't mind putting in an honest day's work. Trouble is, it takes 'em a week to do it. BrainSlug
1108Would that reason were as contagious as emotion.
1109Would you fly in an airliner designed and built by the lowest bidder?
1110Yea, though I walk thru the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, 'cause I'm the meanest s.o.b. in the valley.
1111Years ago, the symbol of America was the bald eagle. Today, it is the beer bottle on the side of the road. BrainSlug
1112You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word.
1113You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track. BrainSlug BrainSlug
1114You can say this for death and taxes: when you are done with one, you're done with the other. BrainSlug
1115You can't drown your troubles, not the real ones, because if they are real, they can swim.
1116You can't have a clear head when there is a sword hanging over it. BrainSlug
1117You can't win. FortOne FortOne
1118You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know when it will be too late.
1119You cannot reason a man out of that which he has not been reasoned into.
1120You cannot tame a tiger by pulling but one of his teeth. BrainSlug BrainSlug
1121You know that it's gonna be a bad day when you call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold FortOne.
1122You know you are in trouble when you come to work in the morning and the boss tells you not to take off your coat. BrainSlug
1123You know you are in trouble when your only son tells you he wishes Anita Bryant would mind her own business.
1124You may not get what you pay for, but you always pay for what you get.
1125You never know how many friends you have until you own a house at the beach.
1126You only go around once, and there's not enough gusto for everyone. BrainSlug
1127You rarely observe a mob rushing across town to do a good deed. BrainSlug
1128You've one mouth and two ears...use them in that proportion.
1129Your freedom to swing your arm ends where my nose begins. BrainSlug
1130What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta. FortOne
1131I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy. BrainSlug BrainSlug
1132Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable. BrainSlug
1133Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!
1134I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying. BrainSlug FortOne
1135What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time. BrainSlug
1136How do you organize an outer space party? You planet. FortOne
1137I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
1138Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.
1139I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems. BrainSlug
1140My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.
1141Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
1142How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram. FortOne
1143What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.
1144Atheism is a non-prophet organisation. BrainSlug FortOne
1145There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.
1146What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.
1147What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison. BrainSlug
1148Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.
1149Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.
1150How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars. BrainSlug
1151The shovel was a ground breaking invention. BrainSlug BrainSlug
1152A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans." BrainSlug BrainSlug
1153A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything." BrainSlug
1154Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.
1155What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene. BrainSlug
1156I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.
1157What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium. BrainSlug
1158I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize. BrainSlug
1159Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.
1160Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"
1161Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.
1162What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.
1163Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.
1164What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. BrainSlug
1165What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
1166What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.
1167A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils. BrainSlug
1168After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.
1169I used to be afraid of hurdles, but I got over it.
1170To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
1171I read a book on anti-gravity. I couldn’t put it down. BrainSlug
1172I couldn’t remember how to throw a boomerang but it came back to me.
1173What should you do if you are cold? Stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees. BrainSlug
1174How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it.
1175The energizer bunny went to jail. He was charged with battery.
1176What did the alien say to the pitcher of water? Take me to your liter.
1177What happens when you eat too many spaghettiOs? You have a vowel movement. BrainSlug
1178The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray was a seasoned veteran.
1179Sausage puns are the wurst. BrainSlug FortHype FortHype
1180What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
1181Why shouldn’t you trust atoms? They make up everything.
1182What’s it called when you have too many aliens? Extraterrestrials. BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
1183Want to hear a pizza joke? Nevermind, it’s too cheesy.
1184What do cows tell each other at bedtime? Dairy tales.
1185Why can’t you take inventory in Afghanistan? Because of the tally ban.
1186Why didn’t the lion win the race? Because he was racing a cheetah. FortHype FortHype
1187What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes up? It becomes daytrogen.
1188What’s it called when you put a cow in an elevator? Raising the steaks.
1189What’s america’s favorite soda? Mini soda.
1190Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
1191What kind of car does a sheep drive? Their SuBAHHru. BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
1192What do you call a french pig? Porque.
1193What do you call a line of rabbits marching backwards? A receding hairline.
1194Why don’t vampires go to barbecues? They don’t like steak. BrainSlug FortHype
1195How do trees access the internet? They log on.
1196Why should you never trust a train? They have loco motives.
1197Is your refrigerator running? Better go catch it.
1198The future,the present and the past walked into a bar.Things got a little tense. BrainSlug BrainSlug
1199I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself this is the last thing I need.
1200I just found out I'm colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.
1201I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction. BrainSlug
1202Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
1203I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. BrainSlug
1204Read enough of our funny puns, and you'll be punstoppable.
1205Yesterday a clown held the door for me. It was a nice jester. BrainSlug
1206I used to go fishing with Skrillex but he kept dropping the bass.
1207The wedding was so emotional even the cake was in tiers.
1208What does a house wear? A dress.
1209Why can't bicycles stand up on their own? Since they are 2 tired.
1210I owe a lot to the sidewalks. They’ve been keeping me off the streets for years.
1211Imagine if alarm clocks hit you back in the morning.It would be truly alarming. BrainSlug
1212Why is a skeleton a bad liar? You can see right through it.
1213What do you receive when you ask a lemon for help? Lemonaid. BrainSlug
1214A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case.
1215What does a dog say when he sits down on a piece of sandpaper? Ruff!
1216What do you call crystal clear urine? 1080pee.
1217At my boxing club there is only one punch bag. I hate waiting for the punch line! FortHype FortHype
1218An untalented gymast walks into a bar.
1219Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too.
1220I was accused of being a plagiarist, their word not mine. FortOne
1221My friends say they don’t like skeleton puns. I should put more backbone into them.
1222Let me FILL you in on my trip to the dentist. FortHype
1223Why does the singer of Cheap Thrills not want us to Sia?
1224Traveling on a flying carpet is a rugged experience. BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
1225Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
1226The old woman who lived in a shoe wasn’t the sole owner,there were strings attached.
1227Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
1228My new diet consists of aircraft, its a bit plane. BrainSlug
1229Have you ever tried to milk a cow which has been cut in half? Udder madness.
1230Why are there fences on graveyards? Because people are dying to get in. BrainSlug
1231Why do trees have so many friends? They branch out.
1232Models of dragons are not to scale.
1233Never discuss infinity with a mathematician, they can go on about it forever. BrainSlug
1234Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out. BrainSlug BrainSlug
1235Don’t trust people that do acupuncture, they’re back stabbers.
1236A persistent banker wouldn’t stop hitting on me so I asked him to leave me a loan.
1237I ordered a book of puns last week, but i didn't get it. BrainSlug BrainSlug
1238People say i look better without glasses but i just can't see it.
1239Don’t judge a meal by the look of the first course. It’s very souperficial.
1240I heard Donald Trump is going to ban shredded cheese, and make America grate again.
1241I relish the fact that you’ve mustard the strength to ketchup to me. BrainSlug
1242What do you call a young musician? A minor.
1243Police were called to a daycare yesterday, where a 2-year-old was resisting a rest. BrainSlug
1244If artists wear sketchers do linguists wear converse?
1245I changed my iPod name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
1246Jill broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine.
1247I smeared some ketchup all over my eyes once. It was a bad idea in Heinz- sight. BrainSlug
1248I flipped a coin over an issue the other day, it was quite the toss-up.
1249I got hit in the head with a can of soda? Luckily it was a soft drink. BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
1250I heard that the post office was a male dominated industry.
1251Why isn’t suntanning an Olympic sport? Because the best you can ever get is bronze. BrainSlug
1252What do you mean June is over? Julying.
1253Why is Kylo Ren so angry? Beause he’s always Ben Solo. BrainSlug
1254These reversing cameras are great. Since I got one I haven’t looked back.
1255The candle quit his job because he felt burned out. BrainSlug BrainSlug
1256Our maintenance guy lost his legs on the job, now he’s just a handyman.
1257Going to bed with music on gave him sound sleep.
1258A magic tractor drove down the road and turned into a field!
1259I met some aliens from outer space. They were pretty down to earth.
1260The plane flight brought my acrophobia to new heights. BrainSlug
1261My phone has to wear glasses ever since it lost its contacts.
1262I, for one, like Roman numerals. BrainSlug
1263How do mountains see? They peak.
1264The show was called Spongebob Squarepants but everyone knows the star was Patrick.
1265This is not alcohol, water you thinking?!
1266Novice pirates make terrible singers because they can’t hit the high seas.
1267I told my friend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
1268The earth's rotation really makes my day. BrainSlug
1269If I buy a bigger bed will I have more or less bedroom?
1270Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted.
1271Two ropes were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-frayed.
1272What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers. BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
1273I got a master’s degree in being ignored; no one seems to care.
1274After eating the ship, the sea monster said, I can’t believe I ate the hull thing. BrainSlug
1275Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
1276A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot. BrainSlug
1277I had a pun about insanity but then I lost it. FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype
1278He couldn’t work out how to fix the washing machine so he threw in the towel.
1279Why does the man want to buy nine rackets? Cause tennis too many.
1280Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
1281If I got paid in lots of Pennes I would make loads of pasta. FortHype FortHype FortHype
1282I thought I saw a spider on my laptop, but my friend said it was just a bug.
1283A doctor broke his leg while auditioning for a play.Luckily he still made the cast.
1284The tale of the haunted refrigerator was chilling.
1285Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.
1286If you wear cowboy clothes are you ranch dressing? FortHype
1287I was addicted to the hokey pokey but I turned myself around.
1288Simba, you're falling behind. I must ask you to Mufasa.
1289I bought a wooden whistle but it wooden whistle. BrainSlug BrainSlug
1290The bomb didn't want to go off. So it refused.
1291The sore mummy needed a Cairo-practor BrainSlug BrainSlug
1292I feel sorry for shopping carts. They’re always getting pushed around. BrainSlug BrainSlug
1293The display of still-life art was not at all moving! BrainSlug
1294On Halloween October is nearly Octover.
1295Pig puns are so boaring. BrainSlug
1296Why couldn’t the dead car drive into the cluttered garage? Lack of vroom.
1297What do you call Samsung's security guards? Guardians of the Galaxy. BrainSlug BrainSlug
1298What does Superman have in his drink? Just ice.
1299How does a penguin build it’s house? Igloos it together. BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
1300Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. BrainSlug BrainSlug
1301The safe was invented by a cop and a robber. It was quite a combination. BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
1302What do you do when balloons are hurt? You helium.
1303One hat says to the other, "You stay here, I’ll go on a head." BrainSlug BrainSlug
1304How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles. BrainSlug BrainSlug
1305When does a farmer dance? When he drops the beet.
1306When the scientist wanted to clone a deer, he bought a doe it yourself kit. BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
1307If people ask how many puns I made in Germany I reply, "nein"
1308Did you hear about the invention of the white board? It was remarkable.
1309If Donald Trump becomes president, America is going toupee.
1310Can February March? No, but April May.
1311I hate Russian Dolls, they are so full of themselves. Squid1 Squid2 Squid3 Squid2 Squid4
1312What do you do to an open wardrobe? You closet. BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
1313The magazine about ceiling fans went out of business due to low circulation.
1314So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world!
1315Some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaped. It was otter chaos.
1316A backwards poem writes inverse. BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
1317Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting. FortOne
1318I asked my friend, Nick, if he had 5 cents I could borrow. But he was Nicholas. BrainSlug
1319The soundtrack for Blackfish was orcastrated. <3
1320Where do you imprison a skeleton? In a rib cage. FortOne FortOne
1321There’s a fine line between the numerator and the denominator.
1322I used to work at a hairdresser but i just wasn’t cut out for it.
1323Why is metal and a microwave a match made in heaven? When they met, sparks flew. FortOne FortOne
1324The lumberjack loved his new computer. He especially enjoyed logging in. <3
1325Garbage collectors are rubbish drivers!
1326When the church relocated it had an organ transplant.
1327Lettuce take a moment to appreciate this salad pun.
1328The scarecrow get promoted because he was outstanding in his field. FortOne
1329Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed. <3
1330I never understood odorless chemicals, they never make scents.
1331What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones. FortOne
1332Why was dumbo sad? He felt irrelephant.
1333When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
1334Old skiers never die. They just go down hill. FortHype
1335Did you hear about the pun that was actually funny? Neither have we.
1336You know why I like egg puns? They crack me up!
1337Want to hear a pun about ghosts? That's the spirit! FortOne
1338I used to make clown shoes… which was no small feat.
1339Did you hear about the human cannonball? Too bad he got fired! BrainSlug
1340What happened when the magician got mad? She pulled her hare out! BrainSlug
1341Did you hear about the circus that caught on fire? It was in tents. BrainSlug
1342The one day of the week that eggs are definitely afraid of is Fry-day. BrainSlug
1343A hen will always leave her house through the proper eggs-it. FortHype
1344The man who ate too many eggs was considered to be an egg-oholic. BrainSlug
1345All the hens consider the chef to be very mean because he beats the eggs. BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
1346Eskimos keep all of their chilled eggs inside of the egg-loo. BrainSlug
1347Under the doctor’s advice, the hen is laying off eggs for a few weeks.
1348I had a real problem making a hard-boiled egg this morning until I cracked it.
1349The best time of day to eat eggs is at the crack of dawn.
1350The chicken coop only had 2 doors since if it had 4 doors it would be a sedan.
1351Crossing a cement mixer and a chicken will result in you getting a brick layer.
1352That reckless little egg always seems to egg-celerate when he sees the light turn yellow.
1353Hopefully this egg pun doesn't make your brain too fried or scrambled. BrainSlug BrainSlug
1354Don't ever have multiple people wash dishes together. It's hard for them to stay in sink.
1355People using umbrellas always seem to be under the weather. BrainSlug
1356I dissected an iris today. It was an eye-opening experience. BrainSlug
1357What was Forrest Gump’s email password? 1forrest1.
1358What planet is like a circus? Saturn, it has three rings! BrainSlug BrainSlug
1359Before my father died he worked in a circus as a stilt walker. I used to look up to him.
1360Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a well-balanced meal!
1361I really look up to my tall friends. BrainSlug
1362I hate negative numbers and will stop at nothing to avoid them.
1363Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon.
1364It takes guts to make a sausage.
1365!uptime
1366!useless
1367!brainstorm
1368!brainspam
1369is that a philips nx5 back there ?
1370can i get a shoutout ?
1371u got skull trooper ? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
1372u love heavy snipers right ?
1373I'm in your gameeee BrainSlug
1374I'm in your game haha want my shotgun ?
1375can you count down in chat ?
1376coutdown in chat ? BrainSlug
1377Mr. Stark... i dont feel so good
1378are you using the elgato hd60 or hd60s ?
1379youre a dork
1380#Feelsbadman BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
1381upsii BrainSlug
1382how do i donate on mobile ? BrainSlug
1383i want u to seeeee me BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
1384realize meeeeeee BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug v BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
1385say my name pleaseeee ( eve ) BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug FortOne FortOne
1386Jay still moderator ? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
1387Mr. Fat guy here ? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
1388cmon one more ! BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
1389add me on snapchat pleaseee BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug FortOne FortOne
1390can i add you on epic ? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
1391is your epic id useless_justitos BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
1392are you on musical.ly ? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
1393stream labs or obs ?BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug v BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
1394streamlabs or xsplit ? BrainSlug BrainSlug
1395!howtoplay
1396!views
1397marc gonna come on tonight ?
1398jay gonna come on toniight ?
1399whos in useless ?
1400clip that
1401Cliiiiiiiip that BrainSlug
1402can anyone clip that ?
1403i clipped taht BrainSlug
1404whoaahhh what a clip FortHype
1405post that in instagramm duuude
1406post that
1407out that on IG FortHype
1408put that on INstagram
1409lol u suck dick
1410jay sucks dick lol
1411jay wanna suck my weiner ?
1412jay youre a noob
1413useless youre a noob BrainSlug
1414justitos youre a noob BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug FortHype
1415marc youre a noob BrainSlug BrainSlug
1416wheres the nightbot at ?
1417shotgun or heavy ?v
1418like the new six shooter ?
1419dude them zombies are trash FortOne
1420zombies are so annoying
1421lol what a goatttttt
1422your snapchat is justitos right ? FortOne
1423your instagram is justitos isnt it ? BrainSlug
1424are you actually 2.02m tall ? BrainSlug
1425found you on famousbirthdays haha your pics on there xxxD
1426just googled your name haha u sucker
1427what a pinhead
1428your face is soooo tall BrainSlug
1429is isa your gf ?
1430u have a eye on someone `?
1431are you still friends with julia ? BrainSlug
1432noch mit julia befreundet ? BrainSlug BrainSlug FortOne
1433why englisch you deutscher mofo haha
1434wieso streamst du english du otto BrainSlug BrainSlug
1435du bist mega korrekt jaaaahh
1436glaube folge dir mal haha
1437hast mein follow verpasst ?
1438you missed my follow lol FortHype
1439do you have the true heart emote ? BrainSlug FortOne
1440do you have the boneless emote ?
1441do boneless
1442do pistols only please BrainSlug
1443i have a challenge for u
1444trap jay
1445jay trap justitos
1446mKE HIM FALL WHEN HE BUILDSSSSSS FortOne
1447all CAPPPSSSS
1448why does it say "no heavy metal" haha BrainSlug haha
1449what is your main games ?
1450your eye colour actually green ?
1451if i donate 100$ what do i get ?
1452want me to donate 285749§ ? BrainSlug
1453whered u get that hoodie from ?
1454whered you get that middlefinger hoodie ffrom ?
1455can i buy your middlefinger hoodie ? xD FortHype
1456I N S T A G R A M
1457S N A P C H A T Squid1 Squid2 Squid3 Squid2 Squid4
1458stehst auf hanna nh ? FortOne
1459youre talkin to hannah right ? :P FortHype
1460r u in love ? FortHype
1461is there someone you like ?
1462ummmm no BrainSlug BrainSlug FortOne FortOne
1463ummmm yes Squid1 Squid2 Squid3 Squid2 Squid4
1464ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ok
1465we just pretend like we didn't see that coming
1466ohhhh saw that coming haha
1467lol xd rofl swag BrainSlug BrainSlug FortOne
1468SWAG u got there my fella friend BrainSlug
1469are you on gayster.com `? FortOne
1470remember that feeling when u got your first ever 'featured' on musically back in 2016 ? followed you back then
1471youre my favourute person on the interneeeeet xD found you on younow 2016 FortHype
1472you met jay on younow right ?
1473for how long do you know jay now ? BrainSlug FortOne FortOne
1474what happens if i click on donations on your inso page ? BrainSlug BrainSlug
1475windows or macOS ? BrainSlug
1476wanna meet u lol "actual playing with viewers" BrainSlug BrainSlugv BrainSlug BrainSlug
1477would u ever do like a meet n greet where we can actually play with you?
1478duuude you should do like a event thingy where we can actually play with you and see you in person
1479you need more supporters
1480how do i host someone ?
1481paradise or wailing woods
1482lazy or anarchy ?
1483old or new dusty ?
1484wheres the durrr burger head nnow ?
1485QUICK GO IN A PLAYGROUND THERE IS AN EVENT AT :30
1486skull or goul trooper ?
1487female or male skins ?
1488how many skins you got ?
1489do you holdany records ?
1490is your guys clan an actual thing or just for fun ?
1491never heard of uselessclan before
1492hmm i guess i know the reason your clan is called useless ahhahah
1493useless clan members are actually useless ;D
1494i love you, you love me..... FBI OPEN UP FortHype FortHype
1495FBI OPEN UP FortHype FortHype FortHype
1496just enter that room like FBI OOOPEN UPPP FortHype FortHype
1497kobe
1498lebron james xD
1499KOBE FortHype
1500KOOBBEE
1501a few more KKOOBBEEEEs and hes done FortHype
1502streamerloot
1503streeeaaammmeeerrr LOOOT <3 <3
1504what is streamerloot FortHype
15051507 <3
1506squads ? <3
1507are you playing squads ? <3
1508wanna play some duos ?
1509why is new donation always the same ?
1510When you are old, what do you think children will ask you to tell stories about?
1511If you could switch two movie characters, what switch would lead to the most inappropriate movies?
1512What animal would be cutest if scaled down to the size of a cat? <3
1513What inanimate object would be the most annoying if it played loud upbeat music while being used?
1514When did something start out badly for you but in the end, it was great?
1515What weird food combinations do you really enjoy?
1516How would your country change if everyone, regardless of age, could vote?
1517What are some red flags to watch out for in daily life?
1518If your job gave you a surprise three day paid break to rest and recuperate, what would you do with those three days?
1519Where do you get your news?
1520What movie can you watch over and over without ever getting tired of?
1521What’s wrong but sounds right?
1522What’s the most epic way you’ve seen someone quit or be fired?
1523If you couldn’t be convicted of any one type of crime, what criminal charge would you like to be immune to?
1524What social stigma does society need to get over?
1525What’s the most creative use of emojis you’ve ever seen?
1526What’s something that will always be in fashion, no matter how much time passes?
1527What actors or actresses play the same character in almost every movie or show they do?
1528In the past people were buried with the items they would need in the afterlife, what would you want buried with you so you could use it in the afterlife?
1529What’s the best / worst practical joke that you’ve played on someone or that was played on you?
1530Who do you go out of your way to be nice to? BrainSlug
1531Where do you get most of the decorations for your home? BrainSlug BrainSlug
1532What food have you never eaten but would really like to try? BrainSlug
1533What food is delicious but a pain to eat?
1534Who was your craziest / most interesting teacher BrainSlug
1535What “old person†things do you do? FortOne
1536What was the last photo you took?
1537What is the most amazing slow motion video you’ve seen? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
1538Where are some unusual places you’ve been? FortOne FortOne FortOne FortOne
1539Which celebrity do you think is the most down to earth? BrainSlug
1540What would be the worst thing to hear as you are going under anesthesia before heart surgery?
1541What’s the spiciest thing you’ve ever eaten?
1542What’s the most expensive thing you’ve broken?
1543What obstacles would be included in the World’s most amazing obstacle course?
1544What makes you roll your eyes every time you hear it?
1545What do you think you are much better at than you actually are? BrainSlug BrainSlug
1546Should kidneys be able to be bought and sold?
1547When was the last time you got to tell someone “I told you so.� BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
1548What would a world populated by clones of you be like?
1549What riddles do you know?
1550What’s your cure for hiccups? BrainSlug
1551What invention doesn’t get a lot of love, but has greatly improved the world?
1552What’s something you really resent paying for?
1553Do you think that aliens exist? BrainSlug
1554What are you currently worried about?
1555What’s the most interesting building you’ve ever seen or been in? BrainSlug
1556What mythical creature do you wish actually existed? BrainSlug
1557What are your most important rules when going on a date? FortOne
1558How do you judge a person? BrainSlug
1559If someone narrated your life, who would you want to be the narrator?
1560What was the most unsettling film you’ve seen? FortHype
1561What unethical experiment would have the biggest positive impact on society as a whole?
1562When was the last time you were snooping, and found something you wish you hadn’t?
1563Which celebrity or band has the worst fan base? BrainSlug BrainSlug
1564What are you interested in that most people aren’t?
1565If you were given a PhD degree, but had no more knowledge of the subject of the degree besides what you have now, what degree would you want to be given to you?
1566What smartphone feature would you actually be excited for a company to implement?
1567What’s something people don’t worry about but really should? BrainSlug
1568What movie quotes do you use on a regular basis? BrainSlug
1569Do you think that children born today will have better or worse lives than their parents? BrainSlug
1570What’s the funniest joke you know by heart?
1571When was the last time you felt you had a new lease on life? BrainSlug BrainSlug
1572What’s the funniest actual name you’ve heard of someone having?
1573Which charity or charitable cause is most deserving of money?
1574What TV show character would it be the most fun to change places with for a week? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
1575What was cool when you were young but isn’t cool now?
1576If you were moving to another country, but could only pack one carry-on sized bag, what would you pack?
1577What’s the most ironic thing you’ve seen happen?
1578If magic was real, what spell would you try to learn first?
1579If you were a ghost and could possess people, what would you make them do?
1580What goal do you think humanity is not focused enough on achieving?
1581What problem are you currently grappling with?
1582What character in a movie could have been great, but the actor they cast didn’t fit the role?
1583What game have you spent the most hours playing?
1584What’s the most comfortable bed or chair you’ve ever been in?
1585What’s the craziest conversation you’ve overheard?
1586What’s the hardest you’ve ever worked? FortHype
1587What movie, picture, or video always makes you laugh no matter how often you watch it?
1588What artist or band do you always recommend when someone asks for a music recommendation?
1589If you could have an all-expenses paid trip to see any famous world monument, which monument would you choose?
1590If animals could talk, which animal would be the most annoying?
1591What’s the most addicted to a game you’ve ever been?
1592What’s the coldest you’ve ever been?
1593Which protagonist from a book or movie would make the worst roommate?
1594Do you eat food that’s past its expiration date if it still smells and looks fine?
1595What’s the most ridiculous thing you have bought?
1596What’s the funniest comedy skit you’ve seen? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
1597What’s the most depressing meal you’ve eaten? BrainSlug
1598What tips or tricks have you picked up from your job / jobs?
1599What outdoor activity haven’t you tried, but would like to? BrainSlug BrainSlug
1600What songs hit you with a wave of nostalgia every time you hear them?
1601What’s the worst backhanded compliment you could give someone?
1602What’s the most interesting documentary you’ve ever watched?
1603What was the last song you sung along to?
1604What’s the funniest thing you’ve done or had happen while your mind was wandering?
1605What app can you not believe someone hasn’t made yet?
1606When was the last time you face palmed?
1607If you were given five million dollars to open a small museum, what kind of museum would you create?
1608Which of your vices or bad habits would be the hardest to give up?
1609What really needs to be modernized?
1610When was the last time you slept more than nine hours? BrainSlug BrainSlugv
1611How comfortable are you speaking in front of large groups of people?
1612What’s your worst example of procrastination?
1613Who has zero filter between their brain and mouth?
1614What was your most recent lie?
1615When was the last time you immediately regretted something you said?
1616What would be the best thing you could reasonably expect to find in a cave?
1617What did you think was going to be amazing but turned out to be horrible? BrainSlug
1618What bit of trivia do you know that is very interesting but also very useless?
1619What’s the silliest thing you’ve seen someone get upset about? BrainSlug BrainSlug
1620What animal or plant do you think should be renamed? FortHype
1621What was the best thing that happened to you today?
1622What languages do you wish you could speak?
1623What’s the most pleasant sounding accent? BrainSlug FortHype
1624What’s something that everyone, absolutely everyone, in the entire world can agree on?
1625What country is the strangest?
1626What’s the funniest word in the English language?
1627What’s some insider knowledge that only people in your line of work have? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
1628Who do you wish you could get back into contact with?
1629How do you make yourself sleep when you can’t seem to get to sleep? BrainSlug BrainSlug
1630If people receive a purple heart for bravery, what would other color hearts represent?
1631What are some of the best vacations you’ve had?
1632If there was a book of commandments for the modern world, what would some of the rules be?
1633What’s the craziest video you’ve ever seen?
1634What’s your “Back in my day, we…� BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
1635If you could know the truth behind every conspiracy, but you would instantly die if you hinted that you knew the truth, would you want to know?
1636What animal would be the most terrifying if it could speak? <3
1637What’s the worst hairstyle you’ve ever had?
1638What habit do you have now that you wish you started much earlier? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
1639If you were given one thousand acres of land that you didn’t need to pay taxes on but couldn’t sell, what would you do with it?
1640What about the opposite sex confuses you the most?
1641When was the last time you yelled at someone? BrainSlug
1642What’s the opposite of a koala?
1643What kinds of things do you like to cook or are good at cooking?
1644What life skills are rarely taught but extremely useful? BrainSlug
1645What movie universe would be the worst to live out your life in?
1646If you could hack into any one computer, which computer would you choose?
1647Who do you feel like you know even though you’ve never met them?
1648What’s the most ridiculous animal on the planet? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
1649What’s the worst thing you’ve eaten out of politeness?
1650What’s the most historic thing that has happened in your lifetime? BrainSlug
1651What happens in your country regularly that people in most countries would find strange or bizarre? BrainSlug
1652What has been blown way out of proportion? BrainSlug
1653When was a time you acted nonchalant but were going crazy inside?
1654What’s about to get much better? BrainSlug BrainSlug
1655What are some clever examples of misdirection you’ve seen? BrainSlug BrainSlug
1656What’s your funniest story involving a car?
1657What would be the click-bait titles of some popular movies? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
1658If you built a themed hotel, what would the theme be and what would the rooms look like?
1659What scientific discovery would change the course of humanity overnight if it was discovered?
1660Do you think that humans will ever be able to live together in harmony?
1661What would your perfect bar look like? BrainSlug
1662What’s the scariest nonhorror movie? BrainSlug
1663What’s the most amazing true story you’ve heard? BrainSlug BrainSlug
1664What’s the grossest food that you just can’t get enough of?
1665What brand are you most loyal to? BrainSlug
1666What’s the most awkward thing that happens to you on a regular basis? BrainSlug BrainSlug
1667If you had to disappear and start a whole new life, what would you want your new life to look like?
1668What movie or book do you know the most quotes from? BrainSlug BrainSlug FortOne
1669What was one of the most interesting concerts you’ve been to? BrainSlug FortOne FortOne
1670Where are you not welcome anymore? BrainSlug BrainSlug
1671What do you think could be done to improve the media? BrainSlug
1672What’s the most recent show you’ve binge watched? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
1673What’s the worst movie trope? BrainSlug BrainSlug
1674What’s a common experience for many people that you’ve never experienced? BrainSlug
1675What are some misconceptions about your hobby? BrainSlug BrainSlug
1676What’s the smartest thing you’ve seen an animal do? BrainSlug BrainSlug
1677What’s the most annoying noise? BrainSlug BrainSlug FortOne
1678What’s your haunted house story? BrainSlug
1679What did you Google last? BrainSlug
1680What’s the dumbest thing someone has argued with you about? FortOne
1681If money and practicality weren’t a problem, what would be the most interesting way to get around town?
1682What’s the longest rabbit hole you’ve been down? BrainSlug
1683What’s the saddest scene in a movie or TV series? BrainSlug BrainSlug
1684What’s the most frustrating product you own?
1685What inconsequential super power would you like to have? BrainSlug BrainSlug
1686What qualities do all your friends have in common?
1687What odd smell do you really enjoy?
1688What’s the coolest animal you’ve seen in the wild?
1689What’s the best lesson you’ve learned from a work of fiction?
1690What food do you crave most often? BrainSlug
1691Who in your life has the best / worst luck? BrainSlug
1692What fashion trend makes you cringe or laugh every time you see it? BrainSlug
1693What’s your best story of you or someone else trying to be sneaky and failing miserably? FortHype
1694Which apocalyptic dystopia do you think is most likely? BrainSlug
1695If you had a HUD that showed three stats about any person you looked at, what three stats would you want it to show?
1696What’s the funniest thing you’ve seen a kid do? BrainSlug
1697What’s your secret talent? BrainSlug BrainSlug FortHype
1698What’s the best way you or someone you know has gotten out of a ticket / trouble with the law?
1699Tear gas makes people cry and laughing gas makes people giggle, what other kinds of gases do you wish existed?
1700What’s the most beautiful beach you’ve been to? FortOne FortOne
1701What’s the most anxiety inducing thing you do on a regular basis?
1702What’s something that everyone agrees we should change, but somehow it never changes?
1703What trend are you tired of?
1704What’s incredibly cheap and you would pay way more for?
1705What’s your grossest bug story?
1706What would the adult version of an ice-cream truck sell and what song would it play?
1707What company do you despise?
1708When was the most inappropriate time you busted out in laughter?
1709What would be an accurate tag line for each month? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
1710What’s the most overrated product out on the market?
1711What word do you always misspell? BrainSlug BrainSlug Squid1 Squid2 Squid3 Squid2 Squid4
1712What naps are the most satisfying?v BrainSlug
1713What’s the weirdest thing you’ve found lying on the ground / side of the road?
1714What’s the funniest TV show you’ve ever seen? BrainSlug BrainSlug
1715What’s the most embarrassing story from your childhood?
1716What animal is the most majestic? BrainSlug BrainSlug
1717What’s something that everyone knows is true, but we don’t like to admit it? FortHype FortHype
1718What’s the weirdest text or email you’ve gotten? BrainSlug BrainSlug FortOne FortOne
1719What always cheers you up when you think about it? BrainSlug BrainSlug
1720What sport could you play the longest in a televised game, without anyone discovering you aren’t a professional athlete? BrainSlug
1721If you could talk to animals and they would understand you, but you couldn’t understand them, what would you do with that power?
1722What’s the most boring sport, and what would you do to make it more exciting? BrainSlug BrainSlug
1723What’s the creepiest tech out there? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
1724Who did you use to look up to, but they screwed up and you lost faith in them?
1725What’s fine in small numbers but terrifying in large numbers?
1726Do you like things to be carefully planned or do you prefer to just go with the flow?
1727What animal would you most like to eat? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
1728What fictional characters have you had a crush on over the years? BrainSlug BrainSlug
1729What would the box with all your hopes and dreams inside look like? BrainSlug
1730What was the worst shopping experience you’ve ever had? BrainSlug
1731What story you’ve heard has stayed with you and always disturbs you every time you think about it?
1732What was the most important appointment or deadline you missed? BrainSlug
1733If you were a clown themed super hero, what powers would you have BrainSlug BrainSlug
1734 BrainSlug If you could airdrop anything you want, worth two million dollars or less, anywhere you want, what would you airdrop and where would you airdrop it?
1735If you lived in a virtual reality world of your own creation, what would it look like?
1736What escalated very quickly? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
1737What two things are terrible when separate but great when you put them together
1738 BrainSlug BrainSlug What did you believe for way too long as a child? BrainSlug BrainSlug
1739What big event do you think will happen soon that most people aren’t expecting?
1740What still makes you cringe when you think back on it? BrainSlugv
1741What current trend makes no sense to you? BrainSlug BrainSlug <3
1742If you owned a restaurant, what kind of food would it serve?
1743Which celebrity is the most likely to have a collection of canes that are just for show?
1744What’s the weirdest crush you’ve had?
1745What do a lot of people have very strong opinions about, even though they know very little about it?
1746What’s your go to casino game?
1747An epic feast is held in your honor, what’s on the table?
1748What’s your favorite holiday movie?
1749Who is the most manipulative person you’ve ever met?
1750 BrainSlug BrainSlug Who is the most creative person you know?
1751What’s the funniest pick up line you’ve heard?
1752What seemingly innocent question makes you think “It’s a trap!�
1753How ambitious are you? BrainSlug BrainSlug
1754What did you like / dislike about where you grew up?
1755What elements of pop culture will be forever tied in your mind to your childhood?
1756What’s your good luck charm?
1757What’s legal now, but probably won’t be in 25 years? BrainSlug BrainSlug FortOne
1758Would you want the ability to hear the thoughts of people near you if you couldn’t turn the ability off?
1759When was the last time you stayed up through the entire night?
1760What’s something that people think makes them look cool, but actually has the opposite effect?
1761What’s the oldest thing you own?
1762What has someone borrowed but never given back? FortOne
1763Where is the best place you’ve been for taking walks? BrainSlug BrainSlug
1764If cartoon physics suddenly replaced real physics, what are some things you would want to try?
1765What from the present will withstand the test of time? BrainSlug BrainSlug
1766Who in your life is the worst at using technology?
1767What’s the weirdest conversation you’ve eavesdropped on? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
1768What just around the corner tech are you eager to get your hands on? FortHype
1769What was the darkest movie you’ve ever seen?
1770What do you do when you hear something fall in the middle of the night while you are in bed?
1771What outfit could you put together from clothes you own to get the most laughs?
1772What’s the most disgusting sounding word in the English language? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
1773What was ruined because it became popular? BrainSlug
1774What outdated slang do you use on a regular basis? BrainSlug FortOne FortOne
1775What was the biggest realization you had about yourself?
1776What’s your best example of easy come, easy go? BrainSlug
1777What small change greatly improves a person’s appearance?
1778What topic could you spend hours talking about?
1779What happens regularly that would horrify a person from 100 years ago? BrainSlug
1780What do a lot of people hope will happen but is just not going to happen?
1781What’s the weirdest thing that has happened to you while working at your job?
1782What questions would you like to ask a time traveler from 200 years in the future? BrainSlug BrainSlug
1783Which way should toilet paper hang, over or under?
1784What’s the most physically painful thing you’ve ever experienced?
1785What horror story do you have from a job you’ve had? BrainSlug
1786What’s the most rage inducing game you’ve ever played?
1787What’s the biggest overreaction you’ve ever seen? BrainSlug FortOne
1788What are some of the most common misconceptions?
1789What job doesn’t exist now but will exist in the future? BrainSlug
1790What awful movie do you love?
1791What normally delicious food gets ruined when you wrap it in a tortilla? BrainSlug BrainSlug
1792What’s your best example of fake it till you make it?
1793What were you completely certain of until you found out you were wrong? BrainSlug
1794What’s something commonly done that gets progressively weirder the more you think about it?
1795What’s the cutest thing you can imagine? Something so cute it’s almost painful. BrainSlug
1796If you were given unlimited resources, how would you lure the worst of humanity into one stadium at the same time?
1797What do you think about when you hear the word “classy�
1798What near future predictions do you have? BrainSlug
1799What do you need help with most often
1800What piece of “art†would you create if you had to pretend to be an artist and submit something to a gallery
1801What do you do to make the world a better place?
1802What’s the best and worst thing about the country you are from?
1803If you were in charge renaming things so that their names would be more accurate, what names would you come up with?
1804What’s better broken than whole?
1805What values are most important to you?
1806What’s the best sandwich you’ve ever had? BrainSlug BrainSlug
1807What’s the worst thing you ate from a fast food restaurant? BrainSlug BrainSlug FortOne
1808What’s something that I don’t know? BrainSlug BrainSlug
1809What profession doesn’t get enough credit or respect?
1810What memory of yours feels real but is most likely false?
1811What’s your “and then it got worse†story? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
1812What was the most amazing physical feat you’ve managed to pull off? BrainSlug
1813What’s the most annoying thing about the social media platform you use most often? FortHype
1814If you were hired to show tourists what life is really like where you live, what would you show them / have them do?
1815What would be the most unsettling thing to keep occasionally finding around your house?
1816What nicknames do you have for people in your life? BrainSlug BrainSlug
1817What does the opposite sex do that you wish that you could do, but it’s not anatomically feasible or it’s socially frowned upon?
1818How much do you plan / prepare for the future? BrainSlug BrainSlug
1819What do you hate most and love most about your car?
1820What weird potato chip flavor that doesn’t exist would you like to try? BrainSlug
1821What’s the silliest thing you’ve convinced someone of? FortHype
1822How much do you think names affect the outcomes of people’s lives? BrainSlug
1823What product or service is way more expensive than it needs to be? BrainSlug
1824What’s the shadiest thing you’ve seen someone do? BrainSlug
1825What was the last situation where some weird stuff went down and everyone acted like it was normal, and you weren’t sure if you were crazy or everyone around you was crazy?
1826What did you eat so much of that now you hate it? BrainSlug FortOne FortOne
1827What are some of the dumbest lyrics you’ve heard in a song? BrainSlug BrainSlug
1828Where’s the line between soup and cereal? BrainSlug
1829What word do you always mispronounce? Squid1 Squid2 Squid3 Squid2 Squid4
1830What do you think you do better than 90% of people?
1831What would be the worst food to be liquefied and drunk through a straw? BrainSlug
1832What’s the weirdest thing about modern life that people just accept as normal?
1833How much of your body would you cybernetically enhance if you could?
1834If you wanted to slowly drive a roommate insane using only notes, what kind of notes would you leave around the house?
1835If you had a giraffe that you needed to hide, where would you hide it?
1836What’s the clumsiest thing you’ve done? BrainSlug BrainSlug
1837What songs do you only know the chorus to?
1838Think of a brand, now what would an honest slogan for that brand be? BrainSlug
1839What’s something common from your childhood that will seem strange to future generations? BrainSlug BrainSlug
1840What’s the most amazing place in nature you’ve been?
1841What’s quickly becoming obsolete?
1842Where is the most uncomfortable place you have ever slept? BrainSlug BrainSlug
1843What’s the most annoying animal you’ve encountered?
1844What’s your best example of correlation not equaling causation?
1845In what situations, do you wish you could throw down a smoke bomb and disappear? BrainSlug BrainSlug
1846When was the last time you were hopelessly lost?
1847What songs do you feel compelled to sing along with when you hear them, even if you don’t totally know all the words?
1848What product do you wish a company would make a “smart†version of?
1849What two films would you like to combine into one? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
1850As a child, what did you think would be awesome about being an adult, but isn’t as awesome as you thought it would be?
1851When’s censorship warranted?
1852What’s the most boring super hero you can come up with?
1853What would be some of the downsides of certain superpowers? BrainSlug BrainSlug
1854What word is a lot of fun to say? FortHype FortHype
1855What current trend do you hope will go on for a long time? FortHype
1856What actors or actresses can’t play a different character because they played their most famous character too well?
1857Where’s your go to restaurant for amazing food?
1858What’s something that all your friends agree on? BrainSlug BrainSlug
1859What’s your best story from a wedding? FortHype
1860What’s are some of your Pavlovian responses?
1861This is something a lot of players don’t know. But if you enter a building and you hear a royal or victory type sound, then that means that building contains an epic or legendary weapon or there is a chest nearby filled with all kinds of goodies that will help your game.
1862Fortnite has taken the world by storm BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
1863Take The "L": You put up the "loser" sign on your forehead and dance.
1864Pure Salt: Another dance to show you that you are just a little bit "salty" BrainSlug
1865Yea because not that many kids can play on weekdays, I tuink you should give everyone at least 2,000 v bux BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
1866Some kids don't even have skins
1867I’m trying to do a challenge where I hunt and kill every skin in fortnite BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
1868In Duo, you're dropped in with a partner. BrainSlug BrainSlug
1869Duos and Squads can either be friends choosing to play together or randomly matched players.
1870Don't worry if you’ve never played Fortnite or a Battle Royale game before. BrainSlug BrainSlug
1871What is Save the World? BrainSlug BrainSlug
1872Is Fortnite appropriate for kids?
1873What age should kids be to play Fortnite? BrainSlug FortOne
1874What are Fortnite Seasons? BrainSlug
1875Players can play "cross-platform,"
1876How long is a match of Fortnite last ? BrainSlug
1877healing two health points per second to any nearby players
1878POGGERS
1879up time
1880i feel bad for your mom FortOne
1881your parents must be so proud haha
1882what u do all day ? playing fortnite !? your parents must be proud
1883do you think you'll ever go places with this ?
1884hello there
1885aaaahhhhh wtf FortOne FortOne
1886wtf BOOOOMMM BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
1887WTF BOOOOM FortOne
1888can you just....... MAKE...... IT.... STOOOOOP!!!!
1889please stop being mean to defaults
1890anyone wanna play duos on pc ? hit me up BrainSlug gang FortOne
1891is this stream the BrainSlug gang ?
1892why didi you choose the BrainSlug to be your emote ?
1893whats your favourite emote in the game ? BrainSlug
1894do you miss doublepump ?
1895F in the chat if you miss doublepump
1896RIP in the chat for that poor kid
1897that kid is funny bro <3
1898is sunny coming back ?
1899sunny going to be back ?! hes hella savage xD BrainSlug BrainSlug FortOne
1900POGGERS POGGERS POGGERS POGGERS
1901POGGERS POGGERS <3
1902FortBush FortBush
1903FortBush
1904FortBush FortBush FortBush
1905FortBush FortBush FortBush FortBush FortBush
1906FortBush FortBush FortBush FortBush FortBuh FortBush FortBush FortBush
1907FortBush FortBush FortBush FortBush FortBush FortBush FortBush
1908FortBush FortBush FortBush FortBush FortBush FortBush FortBush FortBusFortBush FortBush
1909FortBush FortBush FortBush FortBush ForttBush FortBush FortBush FortBush
1910FortBush FortBush FortBush FortBush FortBush FortBush FortBush FortBush FortBush FortBush
1911FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype
1912FortHype FortHype
1913FortHype FortHype FortHype
1914FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype
1915FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype
1916FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype
1917FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype
1918FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype
1919FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype
1920FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype
1921FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype
1922FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype
1923FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype vFortHype
1924FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHype FortHyp
1925<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
1926do it for me ok ? <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
1927<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
1928<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
1929<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
1930gooo i believe in you <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
1931<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
1932<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
1933<3 love me daddy
1934<3 <3 <3
1935<3 <3 <3 <3
1936<3 <3
1937hii<3
1938Squid1 Squid2 Squid3 Squid2 Squid4 KAPOW
1939can you go risky ?
1940can you land tited next game ?
1941can we streamsnipe ?
1942what about a stream snipe lobby ? KAPOW
1943put on ociania servers so we can easily streamsnipe you haha
1944bihh don't do me wrong haha BrainSlug KAPOW
1945youre useless
1946why are you so "useless" ? xD BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
1947are you useing nightbot or streamlabs bot ? BrainSlug KAPOW
1948do you get a lot of snaps ? KAPOW
1949you get a lot of nudes on snapchat ?
1950you get a lot of girls right ?
1951ohhh ghaad you sexy mother f*cker BrainSlug
1952can i just say something ?.. youre for sure one of the best looking gamer on twitch! BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
1953usually twitch gamer are soooooo ugly (no offense) and then theres you haha like WOOAAHHH who are youuuu BrainSlug
1954theres either hot girls or ugly gamer bois on twitch haha
1955eww whats that thing in your facecam ?? BrainSlug
1956can you say my name ? It's "IceWollow_Come"
1957Say my name IceWollow_Come BrainSlug KAPOW
1958how'd you come up with the name justitos ?
1959i mean... we get why your name says useless.... but why is it Justitos ?
1960will you be posting on youtube sooon ? BrainSlug
1961can we just confess that we WANT you to post on yotube ?
1962I lowkey want to donate or sub but im broke af my man haha BrainSlug
1963sad enough im broke BrainSlug
1964when gifting comes out ill give you the renegade raider!! i know you like that skin and youre my favourite streamer EVER ! BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
1965can i gift you skins as soon as it comes out ?
1966can I be moderator ? BrainSlug BrainSlug
1967I'd be a dope moderator tbh BrainSlug BrainSlug
1968tbh I'd like to feel ur D inside me rn
1969If you win this I'll send u a video of me getting F*cked
1970Whats better a beautifull face or a beautiful body ?
1971Big Boobs or big Butt ? BrainSlug BrainSlug
1972any beautiful girls in here ? i want a GF :(
1973I'm lonely BrainSlug
1974can someone come over ? I need cuddles BrainSlug BrainSlug
1975Me m 17 wants the D RN
1976hit me up, I'm selling nudes for VBucks :D BrainSlug KAPOW
1977Spider maynnnnn
1978Jayy u a starwars fan right ? BrainSlug
1979What's Jayys actuall name ? BrainSlug BrainSlug
1980HWats Royals actual name ? KAPOW
1981Whats your actual name ? BrainSlug
1982Is your real name justitos ? BrainSlug
1983Is your name justin or justine ? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
1984why is everybody using this green snail emoji thing ? KAPOW
1985!brainslugstorm BrainSlug
1986!fps
1987!allcommands KAPOW
1988!viewers
1989!follower
1990!subs BrainSlug
1991what time is it ?
1992when did you start streaming ?
1993wieso bist du wach ?! BrainSlug
1994wer bist du ? BrainSlug
1995here for the first time ma men BrainSlug
1996i was born the same day @usseless_justitos was born.....just 7 years later xDD
1997I just turned 13 last week :o
1998My birthday is in 4 DAYSSSS! BrainSlug
1999brb
2000gtg brb BrainSlug
2001gtg shower
2002c y'all in a second
2003oh shit I forgot to take the dog for a walk and now he pooped everywhere BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
2004are you more like a dog or cat person ?
2005am I allowed to love you forever ?
2006Tilted
2007Tilted Towels
2008Tilted Towers lul
2009go tilted
2010go paradise
2011go paradise palms
2012countdown in chat and everyone land diner
2013can we meet up at diner in game ?
2014hahah karma
2015bro carma just got u dirty
2016karma's gonna get chu KAPOW
2017We will, we will rock you
2018My mom has never quite understood this one... :)
2019A-B-C, easy as 1-2-3...
2020Nobody's perfect!
2021Groovy!
2022I need a six month holiday, twice a year KAPOW
2023If a dentist makes their money from unhealthy teeth, why would I trust a product 4/5 of them recommend?
2024How did I get back to my crib last night
2025we made it, it’s Friday! BrainSlug
2026I read the twilight books
2027When I feel a little down, I put on my favorite high heels and dance
2028Friday, my second favorite F word BrainSlug
2029Women drivers rev my engine BrainSlug
2030I like cooties
2031Hey, I just met you, this is crazy BrainSlug
2032At least this balloon is attracted to me!
2033I must destroy you with hugs and kisses
2034Stop looking for happiness in the same place you just lost it
2035I woke up like this BrainSlug
2036Oh you’re a model? What’s your agency, Instagram? BrainSlug BrainSlug
2037I will eat just one, I swear
2038I liked memes before they were on Instagram
2039if a redhead works at a bakery, does that make him a gingerbread man?
2040If we could only turn back time… BrainSlug
2041Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about
204242.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
2043What if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Instagram BrainSlug BrainSlug
2044Thank you for making me feel less alone
2045The only F word out a woman’s mouth that scares me is “fine.†BrainSlug BrainSlug
2046Crossfit? I play real sports
2047A blind man walks into a bar… And a chair… and a table.
2048At dawn, we ride
2049you are enough
2050This seat is taken
2051I wasn’t lucky, I deserved it BrainSlug
2052I had fun once, it was horrible
2053survived another “end of the world†scenario KAPOW
2054Girls be like… BrainSlug BrainSlug
2055stop stop, I’m gunna pee
2056Hey good lookin, can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street? KAPOW KAPOW
2057Puts selfie on top of tree because I’m the star. KAPOW
2058Is I in trouble?
2059I don’t have Ex’s, I have Y’s. Like “Why Did I ever date you?†KAPOW
2060It never rains during the weekend
2061There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking. BrainSlug BrainSlug
2062Oh, hi there!
2063You’re doing it wrong BrainSlug
2064Smile 🙂 BrainSlug
2065Fresher than you KAPOW BrainSlug BrainSlug
2066A little birthday party they said, it’ll be fun they said
2067Don’t be like the rest of them, darling
2068Girls be like, no makeup! BrainSlug BrainSlug
2069Posted pic on Instagram, and she didn’t like it
2070I eat my tacos over a Tortilla. That way when stuff falls out, BOOM, another taco. KAPOW BrainSlug
2071We all start as strangers
2072funny_IG_caption.
2073I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me
2074I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. BrainSlug
2075My only real long term goal is to never end up on Maury.
2076girl Ima have to call you back KAPOW
2077Have a seat, we were expecting you
2078My diet plan: make all of my best friends cookies; the fatter they get, the thinner I look
2079If I die tomorrow, will you remember me KAPOW
2080What if the princess wants to be with Bowser but Mario keeps kidnapping her
2081Invite me to play Candy Crush one more time
2082How do I put this, you’ll never sleep again KAPOW KAPOW BrainSlug
2083I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast
2084Teacher knows who my crush is, assigns my seat next to her BrainSlug BrainSlug
2085I’m the strong silent typo.
2086Syndrome of a down KAPOW BrainSlug BrainSlug
2087Weekend, please don’t leave me.
2088Never cry for that person who doesn’t know the value of your tears
2089Don’t play dumb with me. That’s a game you can’t win. BrainSlug
2090I got back with my Ex…Box 360 BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
2091Volleyball is just a really intense version of “don’t let the ball touch the floor†KAPOW
2092I’ve finally counted. BrainSlug
2093Leave your lover
2094Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away BrainSlug
2095I hate flying lessons KAPOW
2096A selfie a day keeps the friends away.
2097OMG that’s so cute
2098I’d like to thank Red Bull, Google, Vodka, and Wikipedia for my graduation
2099Buy an iPhone they said, it comes with a map, they said.
2100I love you this much KAPOW KAPOW
2101One does not simply “Let it go†KAPOW KAPOW
2102Boys are like purses, cute, full of crap, and can always be replaced
2103Is Google a boy or a girl? Obviously a girl because it won’t let you finish your sentence wihtout suggesting other ideas
2104Can I film you while you sleep? You’re so cute
2105Hating me doesn’t make you pretty.
2106Friends with a gang of geeks KAPOW KAPOW
2107Guess what I just did BrainSlug
2108Need an ark? I Noah guy.
2109On my way to school 🙂
2110You’re cute, can I have you? KAPOW
2111I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, call me Beercules
2112If I was funny, I would have a good Instagram caption BrainSlug
2113Friends marathon on Netflix, YES!
2114Dear vegetarians, if you’re trying to save animals, then why are you eating their food?
2115That moment when you realize it wasn’t a fart
2116Some days start better than others BrainSlug
2117Live the live you want to, not the one you’re supposed to
2118Life is short, false, it’s the longes thing you do
2119Broke his heart, then I asked if he was ok?
2120Truth is, I’m crazy for you. And everyone can see that but you BrainSlug
2121Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza
2122Make milkshakes they said, the boys will come to your yard they said KAPOW KAPOW
2123instagram_caption
2124at Walmart
2125Changed all my passwords to incorrect, then every time I forget my password, it says “your password is incorrectâ€
2126Darwin award goes to…
2127So you’re telling me I have a chance
2128They see me rollin, they hatin BrainSlug
2129Hey girl, I like the way we finish each others, sandwiches KAPOW KAPOW
2130A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. BrainSlug
2131Heart boys who make funny faces when they see you for the first time KAPOW
2132I know, I’m lucky that I’m so cute
2133Oh pizza, you understand me so well
2134My chocolate chip cookie, is rasin 🙠KAPOW KAPOW BrainSlug
2135Who’s awesome? You are!
2136Impossibru! KAPOW
2137World’s most annoying couple
2138Trying to forget it but the memories are too strong BrainSlug BrainSlug
2139Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
2140A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. A dumb person creates it. KAPOW BrainSlug
2141That moment when you realize your childhood is over
2142I came here in peace, seeking gold and slaves.
2143Walking past a class with your friends in it KAPOW KAPOW BrainSlug
2144I have made a huge mistake KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW
2145So, you come here often? BrainSlug
2146You only drink diet soda? You must be so healthy BrainSlug
2147Who’s that cute person? Oh, I clicked on my profile again KAPOW KAPOW BrainSlug
2148Don’t worry if you haven’t found your true love, they’re just with someone else right now BrainSlug
2149Collect moments, not things
2150Boys be like…
2151This just gave me another reason why I love this person BrainSlug
2152You play Call of Duty? That’s cute.
2153A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it. BrainSlug
2154He went to jared
2155Your WhatsApp status says online, if you’re online then why aren’t you texting me BrainSlug
2156Help me please, I’m bored KAPOW KAPOW BrainSlug
2157Deal with it
2158Not all girls are made of sugar and spice, and everything nice. Some are made of sarcasm, wine and everything fine BrainSlug
2159You think this is a game?
2160I just want to cuddle, that’s all I want BrainSlug
2161I am an Instagram Caption! KAPOW
2162Put your mullet where your mouth is, sir.
2163Best selfie ever
2164You guys are just so darn cute
2165When the bus driver starts driving before you even get to your seat
2166When the parents hate it, the kids love it
2167If you look in the mirror when your eyes are shut, it’s like watching yourself when you’re asleep
2168Being famous on Instagram is like being rich on Monopoly.
2169Omg. Look at me. Instagram selfie.
2170Being single is smarter than being in the wrong relationship
2171They used to shout my name, now they whisper it
2172Everytime my phone goes off, I hope it’s you
2173I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.
2174cute instagram captions
2175Frankly my dear, I don’t Instagram
2176I’m not saying it was aliens, but it was Aliens!
2177You lost your phone and it’s on silent? Too bad, if you liked it, you should have put a ring on it
2178Smash, now what will I Instagram?
2179Says he wants to whisper something in your ear, screams! BrainSlug
2180You go to school, nothing happens. You miss one day, beyonce shows up unannounced
2181Dude, all my friends have birthdays this year
2182I can’t go on, will you carry me BrainSlug BrainSlug
2183I’m in love with you, and all your little things
2184Yea, dating is cool but have you every had stuffed crust pizza?
2185I act like I’m ok, but I’m really not BrainSlug
2186Started from the bottom now we’re here BrainSlug BrainSlug
2187Like a boos BrainSlug
2188I don’t always surf the internet, but when I do, eyebrows BrainSlug BrainSlug
2189You said everyone would be here BrainSlug BrainSlug
2190You keep using that word, I don’t think it means what you think it means. BrainSlug
2191I’m on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
2192Turn the pain into power
2193Stay strong, the weekend is coming BrainSlug
2194How a woman tells society she is single
2195The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades
2196Work until your idols become your rivals KAPOW BrainSlug BrainSlug
2197How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? She fits into your wife’s clothes BrainSlug BrainSlug
2198I thought this was America
2199Instagram is down, just describe your lunch to me
2200I’ll never try to fit in. I was born to STAND OUT. KAPOW
2201I don’t always make sense, but when I do, I don’t KAPOW
2202You gunna eat that?
2203Has one night stand, but way too many books to fit on it
2204Good morning beautiful! I hope I didn’t wake you and I’m sorry if I did but I just want to tell you that you’re an amazing and beautiful
2205person and I hope you have a great day!
2206Hey girl, get back to work
2207You should smell my breath KAPOW
2208When Instagram was down, I ran around town shouting “like†at flowers, dogs, and expensive brunches.
2209So, you’re on Instagram? You must be an amazing photographer
2210Give me the chocolate and nobody gets hurt KAPOW KAPOW
2211I used to have superpowers but the psychiatrist took them away.
2212The moment when she says you’re cute KAPOW
2213Lives change like the weather. I hope you remember today is never too late to be brand new.
2214I don’t always study, but when I do, I don’t
2215Say “Beer Can†with a british accent. I just taught you to say “Bacon†with a Jamaican accent KAPOW
2216Girls be like, caught off guard but still cute BrainSlug
2217Free hot dogs and chili, you always pay for them later
2218Meanwhile in Russia
221999 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. KAPOW BrainSlug
2220Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that.
2221She just left, I miss her already
2222Cute girl walking in front of you. Decrease speed until walking in front of you. BrainSlug BrainSlug
2223If you got eyes, look at me now KAPOW
2224Show anyone and I’ll kill you
2225Real men don’t take selfies
2226Rock stars BrainSlug BrainSlug
2227Maybe she’s born with it
2228This is my simple suburban life BrainSlug BrainSlug
2229Pizza and movies BrainSlug BrainSlug
2230Being silly with the girls KAPOW
2231It’s so beautiful when a boy smiles
2232I’m the girl you’ve always wanted
2233Take my selfie and be merry
2234It’s not a phase mom, it’s who I am BrainSlug BrainSlug
2235I just got 30 likes, #selfiepro
2236We’re on our way to do science
2237I don’t know you
2238The sun will shine someday
2239This is why we can’t have nice things
2240Hey girl
2241I do what I want
2242What do you think of the view? BrainSlug
2243You’re the best
2244I’ll do me BrainSlug
2245Love your enemies
2246Fresh out of the shower, no make up BrainSlug
2247Snapchat me BrainSlug BrainSlug
2248I changed all my passwords to Incorrect
2249The soap, pick it up
2250You going to eat that chair?
2251Everything I have I gave to you
2252Life is better when you’re laughing
2253There’s a girl out there with love in her eyes and flowers in her hair
2254Watching today from my bedroom
2255Ugg life BrainSlug
2256Fresh prints of Bel-air
2257Welcome to H town BrainSlug BrainSlug
2258All you need is love
2259Strong women rule the world
2260This is selfie BrainSlug
2261Funny you mention that, I was just thinking I don’t care KAPOW BrainSlug
2262I’m not lazy, just relaxed
2263We all shine on
2264Mind the gap BrainSlug
2265Trying clothes on, do you like it?
2266sweat pants or yoga pants? BrainSlug BrainSlug
2267selfie_caption_funny KAPOW
2268Walking to the Tube
2269I’m a true master
2270Are these yours?
2271Don’t let your eyes be blinded by her beauty BrainSlug BrainSlug
2272selfie twins
2273You’re the king, baby I’m your queen KAPOW KAPOW
2274Wishing you a sweet Valentine’s day
2275I’m your best friend
2276Café racer
2277Don’t hate
2278The question isn’t can you, it’s will you? BrainSlug BrainSlug
2279I was here first KAPOW
2280Some things are better in dreams BrainSlug
2281Best friends forever KAPOW BrainSlug
2282New York for life
2283Sunday fun day BrainSlug BrainSlug
2284So jealous
2285Pillow talk with my best friend BrainSlug
2286Yolo swag KAPOW BrainSlug
2287My Snaps never bothered me anyway
2288I look real good
2289Waves crash and I’m feeling fine KAPOW
2290I say why not?
2291Know your limits
2292Now we’re screaming jus to see who’s louder KAPOW
2293Mom’s gone wild
2294Happiness is just a chemical
2295Where’s my money KAPOW BrainSlug BrainSlug
2296Wish you were here
2297Getting my pose on
2298This could be the beginning KAPOW BrainSlug BrainSlug
2299Under construction
2300College bound
2301OMG, look at my selfie
2302I’d rather laugh with the sinners BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
2303Morning boys
2304Text me back or I’ll find you BrainSlug
2305Selfie Sunday BrainSlug
2306What have I become
2307Last night was a blur BrainSlug
2308Miami for life
2309Raincoats and sailboats BrainSlug BrainSlug
2310It’s a sweatshirt kind of day BrainSlug BrainSlug
2311I just farted
2312High school queen
2313selfie quotes BrainSlug
2314It’s sexy time
2315You don’t know me BrainSlug
2316It’s funny because it’s true
2317Just got new tops BrainSlug
2318Snapchat selfie
2319Does this selfie make me look fat?
2320I know where you live
2321Best. Selfie. Ever.
2322Take me out BrainSlug BrainSlug
2323Smile, life is beautiful
2324New Delhi for life
2325This is my simple selfie life BrainSlug
2326So, who ate my food?
2327Sandals and sunshine
2328Take a ride on my energy
2329What day is it again?
2330Duck face fail BrainSlug BrainSlug
2331I graduated from the university of selfies
2332I’m so young money
2333Throwing mad shade BrainSlug BrainSlug
2334You do you
2335High school king
2336My time is now BrainSlug BrainSlug
2337You’re never going to have me KAPOW
2338Just hanging with my friends
2339I never stray far from the sidewalk
2340Silly me
2341Too many shots, too many girls BrainSlug BrainSlug
2342Pumpkin spiced latte KAPOW
2343On Wednesdays, I wear pink
2344Just got out of the shower, oops
2345Lol, this guy KAPOW BrainSlug BrainSlug
2346Don’t hold your breath KAPOW
2347Never love anyone who treats you like you’re ordinary
2348Why so serious? KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW
2349Don’t tread on me
2350Do you like this?
2351Drunk as a skunk
2352Beach time KAPOW BrainSlug BrainSlug
2353These are the days we live for
2354Love when my bae hugs me like this
2355But first, let me take a selfie BrainSlug BrainSlug
2356I’m your worst nightmare KAPOW
2357About to head out
2358Where you from girl? BrainSlug
2359We were so young and in love KAPOW
2360pic caption KAPOW BrainSlug
2361You wrecked me
2362He’s such a good singer, right?
2363I gave her my heart but she wanted my soul KAPOW
2364Excuse me while I kiss the sky
2365Dollar dollar bills, ya’ll BrainSlug
2366Pool time, come get some
2367You’re missing out KAPOW
2368It’s a beautiful day KAPOW BrainSlug
2369Got my toes in the sand
2370Don’t judge, you don’t’ know my story
2371Pizza selfie
2372Making people unsure about my gender on a daily basis BrainSlug
2373I was born to stand out
2374How bad do you want it BrainSlug
2375Want to see my duck face?
2376So we meet again BrainSlug
2377I have no idea what I’m doing BrainSlug BrainSlug
2378I broke my own heart just by loving you
2379I want to be stronger
2380First world problems
2381Alone at the office
2382I’m not a hero BrainSlug BrainSlug
2383This is my town
2384Welcome to big sky country
2385You can’t judge me BrainSlug
2386Stay sharp and far from timid
2387Still the beats bang BrainSlug
2388I’m your love and life BrainSlug BrainSlug
2389This is how to be a heartbreaker
2390Give me some space
2391Poop BrainSlug BrainSlug
2392I’m on a date, she isn’t very social
2393All I need is Chipotle
2394I can be your hero
2395Is it just me or is it cold outside? KAPOW
2396Let it be BrainSlug BrainSlug
2397This is the most magical pic of your life
2398I’m so fly right now
2399Welcome to my tbt
2400Coffee every minute
2401The cold never bothered me anyway KAPOW
2402Whatever you do, make sure you’re happy
2403You’re being you, it’s a beautiful thing
2404Will my husband ever return from war KAPOW
2405Oh hey girl KAPOW
2406snapchat selfie
2407Beauty is power; a smile is it’s sword
2408My autobiography is this
2409Throw back Thursday
2410Ermahgerd!
2411I’m everything you want but can’t have KAPOW
2412Gonna go crazy tonight KAPOW
2413From Tokyo to LA
2414what’s your state of mind?
2415Living is easy with your eyes closed
2416Be yourself, there’s no one better
2417Sunshine and moonshine KAPOW
2418Big blue sky
2419I woke up like this #flawless KAPOW
2420Chilling like a villain
2421I came in like a wrecking ball BrainSlug BrainSlug
2422Los Angeles for life
2423Last day of class
2424Animal selfies are the best selfies
2425I’m a unicorn
2426Got my coffee and donut
2427Goodnight, happy dreams
2428Let’s get lost together BrainSlug BrainSlug
2429Proof that I can do selfies better than you
2430Where you from boy? BrainSlug
2431Houston for life
2432Sup, girl BrainSlug
2433Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy
2434Oh hey there BrainSlug
2435Do you think this is a game?
2436What’s your WhatsApp?
2437Girls be like, I love my hair in this pic BrainSlug
2438Never looked so good BrainSlug
2439I haven’t done this in a while so excuse me
2440I fart in bed BrainSlug
2441Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery
2442Goodnight my bae
2443Got the bathroom smelling like fish sticks
2444It’s funny because it disappears BrainSlug
2445Good talk, let’s do it again sometime
2446Takes one to know one
2447Baby, it’s cold outside BrainSlug BrainSlug
2448Take me out to the ball game
2449I’m bad but you love it BrainSlug BrainSlug
2450I’m trending right now KAPOW
2451No panties BrainSlug
2452You have every right to a beautiful life
2453selfie_meme
2454Funny me
2455When was the last time I was cute? KAPOW BrainSlug
2456Sydney for life
2457Close your eyes and I’ll kiss you BrainSlug
2458Toronto for life
2459Does this ugg make me look ugly? KAPOW
2460Tumblr life BrainSlug
2461Surprise! BrainSlug
2462Poop selfie
2463Chicago for life BrainSlug
2464A child is born
2465Can you tell I’m bored BrainSlug
2466I don’t always finish my jokes KAPOW BrainSlug
2467Ladies, please KAPOW
2468WARNING: You may fall in love with my face
2469Chilling like a gangsta
2470Be who and what you want, period
2471Check yourself in my mirror BrainSlug
2472So famous on Instagram
2473Hottest girl in my city
2474Dare to differ KAPOW BrainSlug
2475Just hanging out with friends
2476We’ll start a fire
2477Oh so you’re a model? Who’s your agency, Instagram? BrainSlug
2478Top of the line KAPOW
2479Dime piece
2480This is how I look taking a selfie
2481College girls BrainSlug
2482Smile today
2483This V neck is as deep as my thoughts
2484Tap to add a caption
2485Humpday BrainSlug
2486Sorry, I slept with your brother
2487This could be the end
2488Did you fart? BrainSlug
2489Finals are OVER!!!
2490You mean I need pants to fly?
2491You said you’d call
2492I don’t always take selfies BrainSlug
2493Lives change, remember you can wait for tomorrow to start new
2494Time for bed, no makeup
2495Instagram selfie BrainSlug
2496Finer than a 0.5mm pencil BrainSlug
2497Kik me
2498Need an Ark? I Noah guy KAPOW
2499I can show you the world
2500selfie shot
2501Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re not strong enough
2502I don’t need your approval to be me
2503Cinderella never asked for a prince KAPOW
2504These curls get the girls
2505Hi, I love you
2506Remember to let her into your heart
2507Got to have sauce
2508One love, one heart
2509Welcome to my city
2510Frisky Friday
2511But mom, I love him
2512Time to party, ladies
2513I wish you were here KAPOW
2514A throwback to when I was a nerd
2515Never gonna break me
2516can you kick it?
2517Puts selfie on top of the tree because I’m a star
2518This is my thug life
2519People are looking at me funny
2520This is my club BrainSlug
2521I don’t take selfies all the time, just every day
2522You’re always too far from here KAPOW
2523Beach life
2524Long line at Starbucks, first world problems BrainSlug
2525Girl, look at that body
2526Silly girls are the best BrainSlug
2527You’ll never understand me
2528Help, my duck face is stuck
2529I wish it worked
2530Don’t get between me and my burrito BrainSlug
2531Funny how a beautiful girl can tell such a sad story
2532Mind if I comb over? KAPOW
2533These are the seasons of emotion
2534Grandma’s getting ready for a rap battle
2535Smile, it confuses people BrainSlug
2536This is my strongest game
2537London for life
2538Catch a glimpse
2539I’ve made a friend BrainSlug
2540A selfie a day keeps the friends away
2541Insert funny caption
2542All you need is pizza
2543Melbourne for life
2544I get by with a little help from my friends
2545This is my school BrainSlug
2546I’ll just stay here forever
2547This won’t last
2548Do you like my shirt?
2549Funny caption
2550When nothing goes right, go left instead
2551At least my pizza is attracted to me
2552Am I still cute?
2553Will you be my date?
2554Don’t stress the could have KAPOW BrainSlug
2555School’s out
2556I’ll never try to fit in. I was born to STAND OUT.
2557Puts selfie on top of tree because I’m the star.
2558Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re not strong enough.
2559A selfie a day keeps the friends away. KAPOW BrainSlug
2560Warning – You might fall in love with me.
2561Lives change like the weather. I hope you remember today is never too late to be brand new.
2562Whatever you do in life, make sure it makes you happy.
2563Omg. Look at me. 🙂
2564Lives change like the weather. I hope you remember today is never too late to be brand new.
2565Dear vegetarians, if you’re trying to save animals, then why are you eating their food?
2566A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it. KAPOW
2567They used to shout my name, now they whisper it.
2568Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away.
2569Stay sharp and far from timid. KAPOW BrainSlug BrainSlug
2570If a dentist makes their money from unhealthy teeth, why would I trust a product 4/5 of them recommend?
2571Say Beer Can with a British accent. I just taught you to say Bacon with a Jamaican accent. BrainSlug
2572These are the days we live for.
2573Life is short, false; it’s the longest thing you do. BrainSlug
2574Work until your idols become your rivals. KAPOW
2575A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. A dumb person creates it. BrainSlug
2576Some days start better than others.
2577Mom said life is similar to a container of chocolates, you never realize what your gonna get BrainSlug
2578Mermaids don’t do homework
2579My distractions are breakfast, lunch, and supper.
2580My life is about as sorted out as the $5 DVD canister at Wal-Mart
2581My life was changed by a train. KAPOW
2582My relationship status? Netflix, Oreos, and warm-up pants BrainSlug
2583Normally and falsely seasoned BrainSlug
2584Pleasant fellows completion lunch. KAPOW
2585Simply a man who sufficiently minded to attempt
2586Gracious I’m sad was my backtalk a lot for you? BrainSlug
2587OMG nobody cares
2588Just Swag young ladies are interested in hashtags on the Facebook. BrainSlug
2589Flawless has 7 letters thus does meeeeee. Incident? I think not.
2590Kindly embed grandiose poo about myself here.
2591Present yourself with a beverage, put on some lipstick, and get a hold of yourself.
2592Presumably the best meat eater on the planet BrainSlug
2593Glad supporter of untidy hair and warm-up pants
2594Pudding tastes better with a plastic spoon
2595Putting’ the “euphoria†in ‘Advertising’s
2596Suggested by 4 out of 5 individuals that suggest things.
2597Recuperating frozen yogurt fanatic
2598S P E C T A C U L A R V E R N A C U L A R
2599Sometime in the not so distant future, there will be a redesigned form of me.
2600Here and there I simply need to surrender it all and turn into a good looking extremely rich person.
2601Spreading grins like their herpes
2602I’m done
2603I’m Nothing
2604My World is nothing without you BrainSlug
2605Please accept me
2606No one is for me BrainSlug
2607I’m alone
2608Why everyone seems to be very happy to me
2609How to live without happy BrainSlug
2610How to live happily BrainSlug
2611Oh God she is my crush
2612I love her so much, but !!!
2613I love you, But as a friend
2614Don’t talk, just act. Don’t say, just show. Don’t promise, just prove.
2615Never stop doing great just because someone doesn’t give you credit.
2616It always seems impossible until it’s done. BrainSlug BrainSlug
2617Marry the right person. This one decision will determine 90% of your happiness or misery.
2618Be honest.
2619Good things come to those who hustle.
2620If you want to succeed, you have to let failure be your best friend!
2621You can’t do epic shit with basic people!
2622Be a self-starter.
2623Stop blaming others. Take responsibility for every area of your life.
2624I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship!
2625“I would rather walk with a friend in the dark, than alone in the light.†Helen Keller
2626Best Friends make good times better and hard times easier!
2627I don’t know what I did to have a best friend like you.
2628I know I’m lucky that I’m so cute.
2629Some days start better than others.
2630Truth is, I’m crazy for you. And everyone can see that but you.
2631Sometimes life can surprise you with a happy coincidence
2632One does not simply “Let it goâ€.
2633Is Google a boy or a girl? Obviously, a girl because it won’t let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas.
2634It’s so beautiful when a boy smiles.
2635Don’t be like the rest of them, darling.
2636Girl, I have to call you back.
2637Have a seat, we were expecting you.
2638I’ve finally counted.
2639OMG, that’s so cute.
2640Life isn’t perfect. But my Hair is!
2641If I like my art why should it be anyone else’s decision about how ‘good’ or ‘bad’ it is. Art shouldn’t have a grade. If I’m proud of it and what I accomplished why should anyone else tell me it isn’t good enough?
2642The Monday-est Tuesday ever.
2643A selfie a day keeps the mental breakdown away.
2644Real men don’t take selfies.
264599% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
2646May your day feel as good as taking this perfect selfie on the first try.
2647All I need is Chipotle.
2648Showing myself at my worst so the next selfie I post, you’ll all be astounded by my stunning transformation.
2649We’ll be friends for life because you already know too much!
2650Girls–be as picky with your men as I was with this selfie. BrainSlug
2651I used to have superpowers but the psychiatrist took them away.
2652Coffee – Because crack is bad for you.
2653When Instagram was down, I ran around town shouting “like†at flowers, dogs, and expensive brunches. BrainSlug
2654Yea, dating is cool but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza?
2655Making people unsure about my gender on a daily basis. KAPOW
2656They say “Love is in the air.†Maybe that’s why there is so much air pollution these days.
2657I like being myself. Maybe just slimmer, with a few fewer wrinkles. KAPOW BrainSlug
2658Spreading grins like their herpes. KAPOW BrainSlug
2659A blind man walks into a bar… And a chair… and a table.
2660This is how I look taking a selfie.
2661I don’t have ex’s; I have Y’s. Like, “Why did I ever date you?†BrainSlug
2662All you need is love! And a tiara. And maybe a cookie.
2663WARNING: I will go into survival mode if tickled! KAPOW
2664Flawless has 7 letters thus does meeeeee. Incident? I think not. BrainSlug BrainSlug
2665I’m on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.
2666Text me back or I’ll find you.
2667I changed all my passwords to Incorrect. KAPOW BrainSlug
2668Show anyone and I’ll kill you. KAPOW BrainSlug
2669It’s funny because it’s true.
2670Walking past a class with your friends in it.
2671A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
2672Completely clumsy, proudest of geek & nerd, decreaser of world sucking. BrainSlug
2673Need an ark? I Noah guy.
2674When nothing goes right, go left instead. KAPOW
2675At least this balloon is attracted to me!
2676A friend will always make you Smile, especially when you don’t want to…
2677Uncovered. Frequently Unreliable. Effectively distract.
2678I don’t always study, but when I do, I don’t. KAPOW
2679Life isn’t perfect… But my Hair is! #selfieaddict
2680My relationship status? Netflix, Oreos, and warm-up pants.
2681My life is about as sorted out as the $5 DVD canister at Wal-Mart.
2682I need a six month holiday, twice a year. BrainSlug
2683If a dentist makes their money from unhealthy teeth, why would I trust a product 4/5 of them recommend? KAPOW
2684Dear vegetarians, if you’re trying to save animals, then why are you eating their food?
2685Bitch I want to slap you, but in which face I don’t know.
2686Friday, my second favorite F word. BrainSlug BrainSlug
2687Free hot dogs and chili, you always pay for them later.
2688So you’re telling me I have a chance.
2689Oh, you’re a model? What’s your agency, Instagram? KAPOW BrainSlug BrainSlug
2690Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
2691I just rap occasionally. KAPOW
2692Is Google a boy or a girl? Obviously, a girl because it won’t let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas.
2693Long line at Starbucks, first world problems. BrainSlug
2694I don’t always surf the internet, but when I do, eyebrows!
2695Always accept yourself. Unless you are a serial killer. Then please change.
2696Weekend, please don’t leave me. KAPOW
2697You lost your phone and it’s on silent? Too bad, if you liked it, you should have put a ring on it.
2698We serve drinks cheaper and colder than your EX. KAPOW
2699So, you’re on Instagram? You must be an amazing photographer.
2700Say “Beer Can†with a British accent. I just taught you to say “Bacon†with a Jamaican accent. KAPOW KAPOW BrainSlug
2701Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
2702I had fun once, it was horrible. BrainSlug
2703Did you swallow magnets? Cause you are attractive! BrainSlug
2704Women drivers rev my engine. BrainSlug
2705They say tongue is the strongest muscle of the body. Wanna fight?
2706Give me the chocolate and nobody gets hurt.
2707I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship!
2708When I was in Rome… I did what the Romans did. BrainSlug
2709The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
2710Lost in the world that doesn’t exist.
2711Today I will be as useless as letter g in lasagna.
2712Stay Alive. Challenge Accepted!
2713You can ask Tommy, Hilfiger it out! BrainSlug
2714I liked memes before they were on Instagram.
2715I’m really not amusing. I’m just truly mean and individuals think I am kidding. KAPOW
2716You’ll never be as fabulous as a llamacorn. KAPOW BrainSlug
2717I got back with my Ex… Box 360.
2718Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that. BrainSlug BrainSlug
2719I think you are lacking Vitamin me!
2720If a redhead works at a bakery, does that make them the gingerbread man? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
2721If I was funny, I would have a good Instagram caption. BrainSlug
2722There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.
2723Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometimes!
2724I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me. KAPOW
2725Live, laugh, love. And if that doesn’t work, load, aim fire. BrainSlug
2726What if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Instagram.
2727That awkward moment when someone is watching you take a picture of yourself.
2728Does anybody have plans to stare at their phone somewhere exciting this weekend?
2729Chocolate doesn’t make inquiries, chocolate gets it.
2730A human. Being. BrainSlug
2731You can’t judge me.
2732Forever is composed of nows. KAPOW
2733Omg. Look at me. Instagram selfie. BrainSlug
2734Exhale the bullshit. BrainSlug
2735Love your enemies.
2736Snapchat me. BrainSlug
2737Under construction.
2738Be self-starter. KAPOW BrainSlug
2739I got it from my mama.
2740Thick thighs and pretty eyes. BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
2741Love this Look!
2742College bound. KAPOW BrainSlug
2743I am an Instagram Caption!
2744You think this is a game?
2745How is this fellas?
2746Be honest.
2747Still the beats bang.
2748Forgive, yes. Forget, never.
2749When you are down, eat a brownie. BrainSlug BrainSlug
2750Catch flights, not Feelings.
2751I don’t care. I just do.
2752Smile, life is beautiful. BrainSlug BrainSlug
2753I’m not lazy, just relaxed.
2754Make it happen. BrainSlug BrainSlug
2755Dream without fear. Love without limits.
2756Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it.
2757Life is way too short for bad vibes.
2758Make love your motto. BrainSlug BrainSlug
2759Radiate positive vibes.
2760Always take the scenic route.
2761Happiness is just a chemical.
2762Maybe I am born with it.
2763YOLO. You Live Only Once!
2764Happy. BrainSlug BrainSlug
2765It’s me and my Best Friend for Life!
2766Hey girl!
2767Yeah I’m Idiot 😛
2768Self Love isn’t selfish! BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
2769Alone at the office.
2770You’re missing out. BrainSlug BrainSlug
2771Throwing mad shade.
2772It’s a beautiful day.
2773I got it from my mama.
2774Forever Nomad!
2775I just farted. BrainSlug BrainSlug
2776High school king.
2777A smile is what gets me going!. BrainSlug
2778Monday, No Fun Day!
2779I decide the vibe.
2780Got my coffee and donut.
2781Prettiness Overloaded!
2782What do you think of the view? BrainSlug BrainSlug
2783Look What have I become!
2784Miami for life.
2785Mom’s gone wild. BrainSlug BrainSlug
2786I woke up like this. #flawless
2787Raincoats and sailboats.
2788My time is now!
2789Freeeakkkkyyy! BrainSlug
2790Good things come to those who hustle. KAPOW
2791Cafe Racer.
2792New York for life.
2793Morning time is selfie time! BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
2794Inhale the future. Exhale the past.
2795Life is better when you’re laughing.
2796Chilling like a gangster.
2797Good food = good mood. KAPOW
2798Don’t hold your breath. KAPOW KAPOW
2799I like foodies. BrainSlug
2800Your hair is 90% of your selfie.
2801Be a Warrior, not a Worrier.
2802Oh hey there. KAPOW
2803Coffee every minute.
2804My time is now. KAPOW BrainSlug BrainSlug
2805No rain, No Flowers.
2806To endlessness and past.
2807A Caffeine subordinate living thing.
2808These are the days we live for. BrainSlug
2809We are children of the bad revolution. We will party till the end of our lives.
2810Let the good times roll! KAPOW KAPOW
2811Go wild for a while. BrainSlug
2812All we have is NOW.
2813Rolling with the homies. BrainSlug
2814We got that Friday feeling. BrainSlug
2815Rough day, wonderful night. KAPOW BrainSlug
2816We’ll be the ones to show them all who’s boss. KAPOW
2817Last night was a blur.
2818A little party never killed anybody.
2819I wish some nights lasted forever.
2820Regardless of whatever crap life may throw at you, never stop having a moment filled with fun!
2821“Stars in our eyes ‘cuz we’re having a good time.â€
2822Whole squad on that real shit.
2823Drink triple, see double, act single. BrainSlug BrainSlug
2824“I can’t believe I’m telling you this but I’ve had a couple of drinks and oh my god!â€
2825Sip, sip, hooray.
2826Life is short, wear your party pants. BrainSlug BrainSlug
2827Life is too short to drink responsibly. KAPOW KAPOW
2828Sunshine and moonshine.
2829Have heaps of hair and like appalling things.
2830Here to serve the feline overlord. BrainSlug
2831Gonna go crazy tonight. KAPOW KAPOW
2832Drunk as a skunk. KAPOW BrainSlug
2833Let the good times roll.
2834About to head out. BrainSlug
2835Come on Barbie, let´s go party.
2836Why be moody, when you can shake yo booty. BrainSlug BrainSlug
2837Just hanging with my friends. KAPOW KAPOW
2838Stay strong, the weekend is coming.
2839You guys are just so darn cute. BrainSlug
2840I shouldn’t be permitted to go on Snapchat, Facebook or Instagram when I’m tipsy! BrainSlug BrainSlug
2841“Get your hot rods ready to rumble ’cause we’re gonna drink until we die.â€
2842Too many shots, too many girls. KAPOW KAPOW
2843Being silly with the girls.
2844Out in the club and I’m sippin’ that bub and you’re not gonna reach my telephone.†BrainSl BrainSlugug
2845Selfie Sunday.
2846Cmon! It’s Selfie Sunday!
2847Sunday Funday.
2848Hearts are wild creatures — that’s why our ribs are cages. BrainSlug BrainSlug
2849I am who I am, I am what I am, I do what I do and I ain’t never gonna do it any different.
2850I don’t care who likes it and who doesn’t.
2851Why so serious?
2852Morning coffee, because anything else is worthless.
2853Let’s just be who we really are.
2854Good friends show their love in times of trouble, not just in times of happiness. BrainSlug
2855You don’t know me.
2856One does not simply “Let it goâ€. BrainSlug
2857If you ran like your mouth, you would be in good shape.
2858Some days start better than others.
2859If you want to succeed, you have to let failure be your best friend!
2860Hustle until your haters ask if you’re hiring.
2861If you have eyes, look at me now!
2862Dear old me, I am so sorry I’ve hurt you and never thought about you please come back if possible I promise I’ll not let you go again.
2863Every path has obstacles, but it is up to you to continue to smile and walk that path.
2864Memes are just normal post if you don’t have a best friend to tag.
2865Exams. Over.
2866Let go of anything that is toxic to your progression.
2867So, who ate my food? KAPOW
2868Don’t allow your habitual behavior to dictate who you truly are.
2869Like a warrior, my heart was meant to fight battles.
2870Insecurities can make even the smartest and most beautiful woman foolishly question herself despite how amazing she truly is.
2871Life is like an elevator on your way up, sometimes you have to stop and let some people off.
2872“Why you always write about love?†I love writing Fiction. KAPOW KAPOW
2873They start missing you when they fail to replace you.
2874Like it or not, you will eventually become a reflection of the company you keep.
2875Sometimes, being with your BFF is all the therapy you need! KAPOW
2876Where the damnation am I, and how could I have been able to I arrive? KAPOW
2877I graduated from the University of selfies.
2878But first, let me take a selfie.
2879Things left unsaid stay with us forever.
2880Let it be.
2881Life is better when you’re laughing. KAPOW BrainSlug BrainSlug
2882That moment when you realize your childhood is over.
2883Don’t talk, just act. Don’t say, just show. Don’t promise, just prove. BrainSlug BrainSlug
2884And then there are some relationships which don’t require daily meetings, they exist only by seeing each other. BrainSlug BrainSlug
2885In our generation, people are bloody brilliant at changing their masks.
2886Don’t hate. BrainSlug
2887Time is fast when life is easy but now its hard to pass both. BrainSlug
2888I don’t always take selfies.
2889How I feel when there is no Coffee. DEPRESSO!
2890Sometimes Simplicity is all I desire! BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
2891Don’t be like the rest of them, darling.
2892I don’t know what I did to have a best friend like you. BrainSlug BrainSlug
2893Catch a glimpse.
2894Best Friends make good times better and hard times easier!
2895Dress the way you want to be Addressed!
2896It’s a sweatshirt kind of day.
2897Learn to appreciate the people who want to be in your life and stop stressing over people who don’t want to be in your life.
2898No matter how busy a person is if they really care they will always find time for you.
2899Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s an Instagram filter.
2900Hating me doesn’t make you pretty. BrainSlug
2901Best Friends make good times better and hard times easier!
2902I act like I’m ok, but I’m really not.
2903Started not to give a fuck and stopped fearing the consequence. BrainSlug BrainSlug
2904Make mistakes, it’s better than faking perfection.
2905“I learned when I look in the mirror and tell my story, that I should be myself and not peep whatever everybody is doing.†— Kendrick Lamar
2906A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. A dumb person creates it.
2907The older I get, the more I appreciate being home doing absolutely nothing. BrainSlug BrainSlug
2908Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.
2909Life is like a balloon. If you never let go, you will not know how high can you rise.
2910I’ve never met a strong person with an easy past.
2911Learn to wait. There’s always time for everything. BrainSlug BrainSlug
2912If it doesn’t challenge you, it doesn’t change you.
2913What’s your state of mind?
2914This is my simple selfie life. BrainSlug BrainSlug
2915Finals are OVER!!!
2916Girl, I have to call you back. BrainSlug BrainSlug
2917Soon we are going to see the real face of each other… Until then, let’s pretend we’re perfect. KAPOW
2918Less Monday, more summer, please. BrainSlug BrainSlug
2919Got my toes in the sand.
2920Girls just wanna have fun.
2921You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream, and that’s basically the same thing. KAPOW BrainSlug
2922Beach time.
2923Passports & pineapples. BrainSlug
2924Ocean air, salty hair.
2925Summer Lovin. BrainSlug
2926Tropical state of mind. BrainSlug
2927You, me and the sea. BrainSlug
2928All my troubles wash away in the water. BrainSlug BrainSlug
2929Beach days, always. KAPOW
2930I´m walking on sunshine. BrainSlug
2931Aquaholic.
2932High tides and good vibes.
2933Anchors away! BrainSlug
2934Friends, sun, sand and sea, that sounds like a summer to me. BrainSlug
2935Sandals and sunshine. KAPOW
2936Life is better in a bikini.
2937Summer should get a speeding ticket.
2938Pool time, come to get some. BrainSlug
2939High tides, good vibes. BrainSlug
2940Nothing but blue skies. KAPOW
2941A bikini can´t solve everything but it is a good start. Add sun and sand to it and it gets even better.
2942Sunsets and palm trees.
2943Bare feet, salty hair. BrainSlug
2944Summer is a state of mind.
2945All you need is a dose of vitamin sea. KAPOW
2946Good vibes happen on the tides.
2947That summer feeling. BrainSlug BrainSlug
2948Find me under the palms.
2949Stay salty.
2950Sunshine on my mind. KAPOW
2951Live in the sunshine. KAPOW
2952Don’t worry, beach happy.
2953Good times and tan lines.
2954Happier than a seagull with a French fry.
2955Life’s a beach!
2956Pool hair, don’t care.
2957Time to seas the day.
2958You don’t have to like me; I’m not a Facebook status. BrainSlug
2959Be happy; it drives people crazy.
2960Confidence level: selfie with no filter.
2961I’ll never try to fit in. I was born to STAND OUT.
2962Be a flamingo in a flock of pigeons. BrainSlug
2963I’m headed to space with the rest of the stars. BrainSlug
2964You’re never going to have me. KAPOW BrainSlug
2965Life goes on, with or without you.
2966Blood type: matte black with a hint of gold.
2967Best. Selfie. Ever. BrainSlug
2968Try not to think for a brief moment that I really mind what you need to say. KAPOW
2969The Master of Disguise. BrainSlug
2970Some things are better in dreams. So I became the dream!
2971Slassy, Classy and Bad-assy! BrainSlug
2972What do you think of the view?
2973Being pissed off gets old. I’m just at a whole new ‘fuck it’ level. KAPOW BrainSlug
2974Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy.
2975Not everyone likes me, but not everyone matters.
2976This is the most magical pic of your life.
2977People will stare. Make it worth their while. BrainSlug BrainSlug
2978As beautiful on the inside as I am on the outside.
2979This is my town. KAPOW
2980Take me as I am, or watch me as I go.
2981Find me Where the Wild Things Are.
2982I was born to stand out.
2983Everyone said I could be Anything. So I became Sexy!
2984Maybe she’s born with it; maybe it’s an Instagram filter.
2985Sending my selfie to NASA, because I’m a star. KAPOW
2986You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.
2987It´s not a tiara. I simply bedazzled my horns.
2988Don’t Study me. You won’t Graduate! BrainSlug
2989I’m everything you want but can’t have. BrainSlug
2990It’s sexy time. BrainSlug
2991Me? Weird? B*tch Please! I am Limited Edition.
2992I’m your worst nightmare. BrainSlug
2993Be a Badass with a good ass. BrainSlug
2994If I were you, I would adore me. BrainSlug
29955’2 my height but my attitude 6’1.
2996I took a gander at my Instagram photographs and acknowledged I look excellent.
2997I don’t need any part-time people in my life. BrainSlug
2998I’d rather laugh with the sinners.
2999Dime piece.
3000My circle is small because I am into quality, not quantity.
3001You can’t afford my Swag Bitch! #selfie
3002Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness, bitch. BrainSlug
3003I am Mine before anyone else.
3004I don’t need your approval to be me.
3005Just Because I have been away, doesn’t mean I have forgotten HOW TO SLAY!
3006I’m the girl you’ve always wanted.
3007There’s always a wild side to an innocent face. BrainSlug
3008Life isn’t perfect. But my Hair is!
3009If you’re honestly happy, fuck what other people think.
3010Judge me when you are perfect.
3011I know I’m lucky that I’m so cute.
3012I myself never feel that I’m sexy. If people call me cute, I am happier.
3013I am fucking gold, you can prefer Silver and it’s okay.
3014I am not picky, I just know what I want. BrainSlug
3015My girlishness has sharp teeth.
3016Proof that I can do selfies better than you.
3017Own what’s yours, or else others will try to. BrainSlug
3018You can’t do epic shit with basic people.
3019Short, sassy, cute and classy.
3020You can call me queen bee. BrainSlug
3021Quality over quantity.
3022I don’t need your approval, darling. I have my own. BrainSlug
3023The more I find myself, the more people I lose.
3024Don’t be easy to define. Let them wonder about you. BrainSlug
3025I like my coffee how I like myself: dark, bitter, and too hot for you.
3026I’m a blur, a speeding bullet you can’t catch.
3027You don’t need a king to be a queen. BrainSlug
3028You can’t afford my Swag Bitch! #selfie
3029Turn ya savage up and lose ya feelings. BrainSlug
3030Her attitude is savage but her heart is gold.
303150% Savage. 50% Sweetness.
3032And You’re gonna hear me Roar! BrainSlug
3033Take a ride on my energy.
3034I´m sexy and I know it!
3035It doesn’t matter what anyone else thinks of me because I know who I am, and I am damn proud of it. BrainSlug
3036Pizza selfie.
3037Home is not a place, it’s a feeling.
3038It’s sexy time. BrainSlug
3039= Duck face fail.
3040I can show you the world.
3041Forgive, yes. Forget, never. BrainSlug
3042Don’t hate. BrainSlug BrainSlug
3043Find your wild!
3044Never been happier!
3045Meet my Partner in Crime. KAPOW BrainSlug BrainSlug
3046High school queen.
3047Good Times + Crazy Friends = Great Memories!
3048Yolo swag.
3049Like a boss. KAPOW
3050Poop.
3051Turn the pain into power. BrainSlug
3052On my worst behavior.
3053So jealous.
3054Throwback Thursday.
3055Rockstars. BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
3056I woke up like this. KAPOW
3057Last day of class.
3058I didn’t come here to lose.
3059I say why not?
3060Beauty is power, a smile is its sword.
3061Soul over ego.
3062Give me some space. KAPOW
3063No guts, no Glory.
3064You have to be odd to be number one. BrainSlug BrainSlug
3065Coffee and confidence.
3066Silly me.
3067Invest the now in tomorrow’s dream. BrainSlug
3068Pizza and movies. KAPOW KAPOW
3069Want to see my duck face?
3070Escape the ordinary.
3071Big blue sky.
3072Smile, life is beautiful. BrainSlug BrainSlug
3073Escape the ordinary. KAPOW KAPOW
3074Sweeter than honey. BrainSlug BrainSlug
3075Help me please, I’m bored.
3076Deal with it.
3077Braless is flawless. BrainSlug
3078Know your limits.
3079Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane. BrainSlug
3080She is Mad. But She is Me!
3081All we have is NOW. BrainSlug
3082I just farted. BrainSlug
3083Best friends forever. KAPOW
3084Enjoy at least one sunset per day! – Modern Family
3085They say don’t try this at home…so I went to my friends home!
3086My bed is a magical place I suddenly remember everything I had to do. BrainSlug BrainSlug
3087Friday, my second favorite F word.
3088Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call. KAPOW
3089If there would be an award for being lazy, I would send someone to pick it up for me.
3090They say: Do what you love and the money will come to you. Just ordered pizza, now I am waiting…
3091For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.
3092Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they will start using it.
3093When nothing goes right, go left. KAPOW
3094A cop pulled me over and told me “Papersâ€, so I said “Scissors, I win!†and drove off. BrainSlug
3095Mom: Why is everything on the floor? Me: Gravity!
3096Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix. BrainSlug BrainSlug
3097I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.
3098When Jessica Biel becomes pregnant, I hope she names her child “Moâ€.
3099Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.
3100I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box… I don’t even know where the box is. KAPOW KAPOW
3101Do I run? Yes.. Out of time, patients and money. BrainSlug BrainSlug
3102Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute. Yet…I wouldn’t call them lies!
3103I like hashtags, because they look like waffles.
3104ETC. End of Thinking Capacity.
3105I know the voices in my head aren’t real….. but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome! BrainSlug BrainSlug
3106I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship. KAPOW
3107Be happy, it drives people crazy. KAPOW
3108No one will ever be as entertained by us as us. BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
3109Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands – just like best friends!
3110Another fine day ruined by responsibilities… BrainSlug BrainSlug
3111I put the “Pro†in procrastinate. KAPOW
3112Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.
3113You never know what you have until you have cleaned your house. BrainSlug BrainSlug
3114Fear is stupid. So are regrets.
3115“The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.†– Henry David Thoreau
3116Create your own sunshine.
3117Life is simple. It’s just not easy.
3118Start somewhere.
3119If you were looking for a sign, here it is.
3120Better an oooops, than a what if.
3121Life is too short for bad vibes.
3122The world is changed by your example, not your opinion.
3123We travel, some of us forever, to seek other places, other lives, other souls.
3124Remember that happiness is a way of travel – not a destination.
3125I’d like to stay here for a while and go wild – Maïa Vidal – Our Place
3126You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one. – John Lennon, Imagine
3127“Don’t criticize what you can’t understand.†― Bob Dylan BrainSlug
3128We are the world, we are the children! – Michael Jackson
3129“funny how a beautiful song could tell such a sad story†– Sarah Dessen, Lock and Key BrainSlug
3130Be young, be dope, be proud. – Lana Del Rey, American
3131“The story of life is quicker than the wink of an eye, the story of love is hello and goodbye…until we meet again†― Jimi Hendrix
3132“Take my hand and we’ll make it – I swearâ€â€• Jon Bon Jovi, Best of Bon Jovi
3133I want to be your rhythm – Despacito BrainSlug
3134“Every little thing is gonna be alright!†– Bob Marley
3135“All you need is love.†― John Lennon KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW BrainSlug
3136“I’m a survivor, I’m not gonna give up, I’m not gonna, stop I’m gonna work harder.†– Destiny’s Child “Survivor†BrainSlug
3137“Work it, make it, do it, makes us: harder, better, faster, stronger†– Daft Punk “Harder, Better, Fasterâ€
3138I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way.
3139All I really need is a passport. BrainSlug
3140My passport gets me in to trouble and out of trouble. KAPOW KAPOW
3141If this politican or the other one wins the election, I am out of here. I don’t care about politics actually, I just want to travel.
3142If traveling was free, you would never see me again.
3143I got 99 problems, traveling is not one of them.
3144I need 6 months of vacations twice a year. BrainSlug BrainSlug
3145Work hard, travel harder.
3146Great things never came from comfort zones.
3147People don’t take trips, trips take people.
3148Wander often, wonder always. KAPOW BrainSlug BrainSlug
3149I’ve got a bad case of wanderlust. BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
3150We travel not to escape life, but for life not to escape us.
3151The life you have led doesn’t need to be the only life you have.
3152DO what you love and you will never be late.
3153Catch flights, not feelings. BrainSlug
3154“Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow mindedness., and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts.†– Mark Twain
3155I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
3156Life is too short for boring hair.
3157When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.
3158Stay strong. Make them wonder why you are still smiling.
3159Never be afraid of what you are going for.
3160Boys/ Girls are like parking spaces. All the good ones are taken.
3161If sleep is important, why does school start so early?!
3162I have never seen elegance go out of style. KAPOW
3163You and me, we are like a small gang!
3164Don’t stop when you are tired. Stop when you are done!
3165“Get up, stand up! Don’t give up the fight!†– Bob Marley “Get Up Stand Upâ€
3166Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore. BrainSlug
3167But if you close your eyes, does it almost feel like nothing’s changed at all? – Bastille, Pompeii
3168Only you can change your life. Nobody else can do it for. KAPOW
3169Success is standing up one more time than you got knocked over. BrainSlug
3170If it would be easy, everybody could do it! BrainSlug
3171It is hard to fail completely when you are aiming for something big.
3172If you are always trying to be normal, you will never know how amazing you can be. BrainSlug
3173Stop worrying about the potholes in the road and enjoy the journey.
3174Tomorrow is a day that never arrives.
3175Tomorrow is a lovely excuse, isn’t it?! KAPOW
3176When you tell me “I can’tâ€, all I hear is bla bla. BrainSlug
3177Life is short. Do stuff that matters.
3178Wish for it. Hope for it. Dream for it. But by all means: DO IT!
3179I feel like making dreams come true.
3180#friendship BrainSlug BrainSlug
3181Friends are like stars. You may not see them all the time, but they are for sure there. KAPOW
3182Do you wanna be my friend?!
3183Alone we can do so little. Together we can do so much.
3184Being part of this group is so much fun, I love it. BrainSlug BrainSlug
3185Best group of buddies ever!
3186Adventure is always ahead!
3187When the teacher says “groupâ€, I automatically look over to my best friend. BrainSlug
3188You cannot EPIC shit with basic people. KAPOW
3189Do it for the after selfie. BrainSlug BrainSlug
3190But first…let me take a selfie!
3191With my friend it never gets boring. BrainSlug
3192Some people just need high-five. In the face. With a chair!
3193Life is a bitch. So learn how to fuck it. BrainSlug BrainSlug
3194I liked it so it’s mine! KAPOW BrainSlug
3195I hope Karma slaps you in the face…before I do it!
3196Don’t stand to close to the heater, babe. Plastic melts.
3197I wish common sense was more common.
3198It is not an attitude. It is the way I am. BrainSlug
3199I love sarcasm. It is like punching someone in the face with words.KAPOW
3200You are a limited Edition. Like me, just different.
3201Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need an experts opinion.
3202Rule #1: Never be number two! BrainSlug
3203Be savage, not average
3204Average is boring. BrainSlug
3205I am sassy and I know it!
3206why you bully me :( BrainSlug
3207why you.. why you bully me ?!
3208suck my pants bro
3209eat my pants bro BrainSlug BrainSlug
3210hes behind that tree
3211missed a scar #FeelsBadMan
3212ready up ... BrainSlug
3213CAN... YOU.... KICK... THEM.......KAPOW BrainSlug
3214this kid is annoying af BrainSlug
3215can i play with y'all?
3216get racked BrainSlug
3217ohhh you got him dirty xDKAPOW
3218going for the record again ? BrainSlug
321920 bomb ?
3220give it a try
322120 bomb incoming KAPOW BrainSlug BrainSlug
3222can we get a 20 bomb rn ?! BrainSlug
3223winstreak ?!
3224whats your highest winstreak ? BrainSlug
3225item shop ?
3226can you show the itemshop ?
3227what skin is this ? BrainSlug
3228wheered u got this skin from BrainSlug
3229is this the new skin ?
3230what game is this BrainSlug BrainSlug
3231what game is he playing ?KAPOW
3232BO4 vs Fortnite ? who wins ?
3233is fortnite like your main game ? BrainSlug BrainSlug
3234i dont like that weapon KAPOW BrainSlug
3235my fav weapon *_*
3236aaaaaaand you're dead xD KAPOW KAPOW BrainSlug
3237chat lets pray
3238youre dead in 3..2... yup haha told u KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW
3239FortLlama FortLlama FortLlama FortLlama FortLlama FortLlama
3240yooooo FortLlama FortLlama FortLlama FortLlama
3241FortLlama FortLlama FortLlama FortLlama FortLlama FortLlama FortLlama FortLlama FortLlama
3242FortLlama FortLlama FortLlama
3243blue ar
3244old or new crossbow ?
3245ayye justin whats good BrainSlug
3246hi Brainlug
3247hey
3248hello
3249im heeeree BrainSlug
3250how are you man
3251u good bro BrainSlug
3252how are you today BrainSlug
3253how long will you be on tonight ?
3254whooohohohohohoh lol BrainSlug
32553255 BrainSlug
3256its meme time
3257what a meme Brainlug
3258dude youre a living meme BrainSlug
3259you're legit a scammer BrainSlug
3260what happened to the weekly giveaways ?
3261neil won your first ever giveaway right ? haha he never came back xD FortLlama
32621 BrainSlug2 BrainSlug s sitting on a tree BrainSlug
3263what if they bring a BrainSlug skin in the game ?
3264if Epic makes a BrainSlug skin thats definitley yours then haha
3265hello chat BrainSlug BrainSlug
3266by chat
3267I'm leaving BrainSlug BrainSlug
3268have to leave bye bye
3269see you soon man I'll be coming back for sure BrainSlug
3270I heard a chest somewhere
3271is your capture card working now ? BrainSlug
3272Is your capture card still disconnecting ?
3273who is your fav streamer (besides yourself xD)
3274Ladies and Gentleman... we got 'em .... DUDUDUDDUDDUUUU BrainSlug
3275GET OUT MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT
3276guys his real name is JUSTIN BrainSlug BrainSlug
3277I'll just call you jus
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3282nvjdsnwqoakndvjfnsv fdbvjorwqjefircgrwhifesdanfiowkejf BrainSlug
3283can I rost you ? BrainSlug
3284will you hate me if I beat your meat ?
3285pizza or burger ? BrainSlug
3286what's the first skin you ever bought ?
3287Whats your (full) name?
3288How old are you?
3289Whats your Birthday? BrainSlug
3290What starsign does that make it? BrainSlug
3291Whats your favourite colour?
3292Whats your lucky number?
3293Do you have any pets?
3294Where are you from? BrainSlug
3295How tall are you? BrainSlug
3296What shoe size are you?
3297How many pairs of shoes do you own?
3298If you were prime miniser/ruler of the world what laws would you make? BrainSlug
3299If you were a super hero what powers would you have?
3300and what would your hero name be?
3301and what outfit would you wear? BrainSlug
3302What was your last dream about?
3303What would you do if you won the lottery?
3304Would you like to build/design your own house? BrainSlug BrainSlug
3305Which form of public transport do you prefer?
3306What talents do you have? BrainSlug
3307Can you juggle?
3308Can you solve a rubix cube?
3309Do you have a cherished childhood teddybear? BrainSlug
3310Are you psychic in any way?
3311Are you a good dancer?
3312Are you a good singer?
3313Are you a good cook?
3314Are you a good artist?
3315Are you a good listener?
3316Are you a good public speaker?
3317Are you a good babysitter?
3318Are you a good mechanic?
3319Are you a good diplomat?
3320Are you a good employee?
3321Are you a good dresser?
3322Are you a good swimmer?
3323Are you a good skier?
3324Are you a good lover?
3325Are you a good musician?
3326Are you a good comedian? BrainSlug
3327Are you a good cleaner?
3328Are you a good actor? BrainSlug
3329Are you a good writer? BrainSlug
3330Have you ever been bungee jumping?
3331Have you ever been canoeing/kayaking?
3332What types of holidays do you prefer? BrainSlug
3333Whats the furthest you've ever been on holiday? BrainSlug
3334What was your favourite holiday?
3335Where would your dream holiday be?
3336Can you tap dance? BrainSlug
3337Whats your favourite zoo animal? BrainSlug
3338Whats your favourite sport?
3339Whats your favourite food? BrainSlug
3340Whats your favourite pizza topping?
3341Whats your favourite film?
3342Whats your favourite song? BrainSlug BrainSlug Brainlug
3343Whats your favourite alcoholic drink?
3344Whats your favourite non-alcoholic drink?
3345Whats your favourite TV program? BrainSlug
3346Whats your favourite boyband?
3347Whats your favourite girl group? BrainSlug
3348What would be your ideal partner? BrainSlug
3349Do you want children?
3350Do you want a church wedding? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug Brainlug BrainSlug Brainlug
3351Are you religious?
3352Do you like reality TV programs? BrainSlug
3353Do you like TV talent shows?
3354If you were gay who would your life partner be?
3355If you could go back in time to change one thing what would it be?
3356How many hats do you own?
3357Are you any good at pool? BrainSlug
3358Whats the highest you've ever jumped into the water from? BrainSlug
3359Have you ever been admitted to hospital? BrainSlug BrainSlug
3360Have you ever had any brushes with the law?
3361Have you ever been on TV?
3362Have you ever met any celebrities?
3363Have you ever been to Legoland? BrainSlug BrainSlug
3364Have you ever done something heroic?
3365Have you ever played a practical joke on anyone?
3366Have you ever been the recipiant of a practical joke? BrainSlug BrainSlug
3367What would be your best achievement to date? BrainSlug
3368Do you prefer baths or showers?
3369Do you prefer towel drying, blow drying or natural dryin your hair?
3370Have you ever built a snowman?
3371Have you ever been sledging?
3372Have you ever flown a kite?
3373What colour socks are you wearing?
3374If you could live anywhere, where would that be?
3375Have you ever been famous?
3376Would you like to be a big celebrity?
3377Would you ever go on Big Brother?
3378How big is your TV?
3379What is your most essential appliance?
3380What type of music do you like?
3381Have you ever been skinnydipping?
3382How many Pillows do you sleep with?
3383What position do you often sleep in?
3384What do you wear to bed?
3385How big is your house?
3386Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets? BrainSlug BrainSlug
3387What do you typically have for breakfast?
3388Do you like scary movies?
3389Whats your favourite Milkshake flavour?
3390Have you ever been in a newspaper?
3391How long can you balance on one foot? BrainSlug BrainSlug
3392Have you ever fired a gun?
33931Have you ever tried archery?
3394Whats your favourite condement?
3395Whats your favourite clean word?
3396Whats your favourite swear word?
3397Whats your least favourite word? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
3398What was the last film you saw?
3399What football team do you support?
3400Whats the longest you've gone without sleep?
3401Whats the tallest building you've ever been up?
3402Do you have any scars?
3403Do you like marmite? BrainSlug BrainSlug
3404Did you ever win any sportsday events?
3405What did you want to be when you grew up?
3406If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? BrainSlug
3407Whats the longest you've ever grown your hair?
3408Are you scared of flying?
3409Would you rather trade some intelligence for looks or looks for intelligence? BrainSlug
3410Have you ever tie-dyed your own clothes?
3411How often do you buy new clothes? BrainSlug
3412Are you reliable?
3413Are you proud of yourself?
3414Have you ever had a secret admirer BrainSlug
3415If you could ask your future self one question what would it be? BrainSlug
3416Do you hold grudges?
3417If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature what new animal would you create? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
3418Do you decorate the outside of your house for christmas?
3419Can you solve sudoko puzzles? BrainSlug
3420Have you ever played conkers?
3421Whats the most unusual conversation you've ever had?
3422Are you much of a gambler? BrainSlug
3423Are you much of a daredevil? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
3424Are you a good liar?
3425Are you a good judge of character?
3426Are you any good at charades?
3427How long could you go without talking? BrainSlug BrainSlug
3428What has been your worst haircut/style?
3429Can you iceskate?
3430Can you summersault?
34311Whats your favourite joke?
3432Whats been your best present?
3433Whats been your worst present?
3434Have you ever sleepwalked?
3435Can you build a house of cards?
3436Whats your favourite TV advert?
3437Can you play poker?
3438If your parents hated your partner you currently loved would you ditch him or carry on with him despite the protests?
3439Have you ever been professionally photographed?
3440Have you ever baked your own cake?
3441Whats your favourite fruit pastel colour?
3442What traditionally adorns the top of your christmas tree? BrainSlug BrainSlug
3443What would be your dream sandwich?
3444Can you inpersonate anyone famous? BrainSlug
3445Can you do any accents other than your own?
3446Do you have a strong local accent? BrainSlug BrainSlug
3447Whats your favourite accent?
3448In O's and X's which do you normally pick?
3449Do you prefer blue or black inked pens? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
3450What was the last thing you recorded off TV?
3451What was the last thing you dressed up as for fancy dress?
3452Do you prefer green or red grapes?
3453What do you like on your toast? BrainSlug BrainSlug
3454Do you prefer liquid soap or bars of soap?
3455You should build like a 3x3 plattform and get someone to play TicTacToe with you haha would be fun
3456How do you have your eggs?
3457Whats your favourite saying?
3458Have you ever been in a tug of war?
3459and did you win? BrainSlug BrainSlug
3460Can you stand on your hands unassisted?
3461What do you have on your fridge door?
3462Do you love or hate myspace? BrainSlug BrainSlug
3463Who was the last person to knock/ring at your door? BrainSlug
3464How old were you when you last went trick or treating?
3465Have you ever been bobbing for apples? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
3466Whats your most expensive piece of clothing?
3467Whats the last thing you took a picture of? BrainSlug
3468Whats the last thing you drew a picture of?
3469Have you ever bought anything from ebay?
3470Whats your favourite smell/scent?
3471Can you blow bubbles with bubblegum?
3472What was your favourite birthday?
3473Can you curl your tounge?
3474Is your bellybutton an innie or outie?
3475What would be your dream car?
3476Are you left or right handed?
3477What was the last book you read?
3478What was the last song you danced to?
3479Have you ever owned a yo-yo?
3480Have you ever been on a pogo stick?
3481Have you ever been on a space hopper?
3482Who was the last person to send you a text message?
3483Have you ever accidentally injured anyone?
3484Are you scared of spiders?
3485Can you down a pint (of anything) in one? BrainSlug
3486Have you ever been banned from a public place?
3487How much spam email do you tend to get a week?
3488If you could learn any language fluently what would it be? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
3489What historical Figure would you love to see in 21st centuary life?
3490As a kid were you ever frighted of a monster under the bed or in the cupboard? BrainSlug
3491Do you like clowns? BrainSlug
3492Do you prefer BBC or ITV?
3493Have you ever been surfing?
3494Have you ever been snowboarding? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
3495Who was better, the Beatles or Elvis Presley?
3496Whats your favourite type of foreign food?
3497Which Foreign country do you dislike the most? BrainSlug
3498Do you like your music loud or easy listening? BrainSlug
3499Whats your favourite animated or cartoon program? BrainSlug BrainSlug
3500Do you sing in the shower?
3501Are you a clean or messy person? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
3502Noooo this game
3503omg this game man BrainSlug
3504thsi game is hilarious BrainSlug
3505at some points I'd rather jump of a bridge than play fortnite haha this game is pissin me off xD
3506Whats your prefered playing piece in monopoly?
3507Can or Do you still play twister?
3508Can you play chess? BrainSlug
3509Do you know the dance steps to an annoying cheesey pop song?
3510Do you prefer straight or bendy straws?
3511Have you ever entered a talent contest? BrainSlug
3512and did you win?
3513Do you like poetry?
3514Are you a bad loser? BrainSlug
3515Which would you choose? Jelly or Ice Cream? BrainSlug
3516Whats your favourite type of Pie?
3517Whats your most used phrase? BrainSlug
3518Whats your most used word?
3519Who would you want to play you in a movie of your life?
3520What would your dream job be?
3521Which song do you hate the most? BrainSlug
3522How long does it take you to get ready? BrainSlug
3523What do you think the greatest invention has been?
3524Whats your favourite feature on the opposite sex? BrainSlug
3525Whats your least favourite feature on the opposite sex? BrainSlug
3526Who's your favourite Comedian? BrainSlug
3527What's your favourite board game?
3528Do you have any lucky items, objects or traditions? BrainSlug
3529Do you have any superstitions?
3530Whats your favourite Movie quote?
3531Who would win in a fight? Chuck Norris or Jack Bauer? BrainSlug
3532Do you have much of an ego?
3533Do you wear sunglasses indoors to look cool or stylish?
3534Are you a hat person?
3535Whats your favourite supermarket chain? BrainSlug BrainSlug
3536Whats your favourite fastfood chain?
3537Whats your first thought upon waking up?
3538What animal would you most like to have as a pet? BrainSlug
3539Whats your favourite type of tree? BrainSlug
3540If you could bankrupt one person or company who would it be? BrainSlug
3541If you could steal one thing without consequence what would it be? BrainSlug
3542Who's your favourite celeb with the same first name or surname as you?
3543If evil-doers invaded your country would you rush to the battlelines to defend the motherland or hide in a box? Brainlug
3544Whats your favourite flower?
3545Do you believe in ghosts?
3546Do you believe in the loch ness monster? BrainSlug
3547Do you believe in Aliens?
3548Do you believe the Governments hide technology and information from the public?
3549Which is your favourite pokemon?
3550What horror fiction character scares you the most?
3551Can you do 10 revolutions of a hula hoop?
3552Do you think Great Britain should have a National Day?
3553Do you think Great Britain should be part of a United Europe?
3554Would you want the Euro or keep the British Pound?
3555Were you part of the Brownies/Cubs/Scouts/Guides etc
3556Have you ever invented a fairly unique meal or drink?
3557Do you have any secret family recipes?
3558Do you have any family secrets? :o
3559Are you good at keeping secrets?
3560Have you ever been up in a hot air balloon?
3561Whats your favourite Sci-fi film/program etc?
3562When playing checkers or chess do you prefer to be black or white?
3563Which is better, a Pastie or Sausage Roll?
3564Do you prefer shopping on the high street or online?
3565Would you ever want to learn to fly?
3566Do you often read your horoscope?
3567Have you ever had a proper Tarot reading?
3568Whats your favourite brand of newspaper?
3569Have you ever milked a cow?
3570Have you ever used the phrase "back in my time" to someone younger than you?
3571Do you love or hate rollercoasters?
3572Which was the greatest Empire? BrainSlug
3573Whats the cleverest word you know?
3574Whats your favourite sportsware brand?
3575Do you buy any weekly/monthly magazines? BrainSlug
3576Who's your favourite Superhero?
3577Who's your favourite Villain/Baddie?
3578What was the last Album you purchased? BrainSlug
3579What was the last DVD you purchased?
3580What was the last piece of clothing you purchased? BrainSlug
3581When pulling crackers does everyone get one each regardless or whoever gets the big ends keeps all the prizes
3582Do you ever make your own greetings cards BrainSlug
3583Do you have a swiss army knife?
3584At what age did you twig onto the fact Santa wasnt real?
3585Whats your favourite fruit?
3586Have you ever done something really unbelivable, only to have no one around to see it?
3587Do you buy from charity shops? BrainSlug
3588Have you ever sold your services?
3589Have you ever raised money for charity? BrainSlug
3590Have you ever won a giant sized cuddly toy from a fair?
3591Is the glass half full or half empty? BrainSlug
3592Is the grass greener on the other side?
3593If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one around to hear it does it make a noise? Brainlug
3594Why does it always rain on me?
3595Have you ever sailed a boat?
3596Do you love or loathe Harry Potter? BrainSlug
3597Do you do your utmost for the environment? BrainSlug BrainSlug
3598Do you love or loather Eurovison?
3599Have you ever weilded a sword?
3600If you were famous would you want a statue or a building names after you? BrainSlug
3601Whats your favourite type of fish?
3602Which do you prefer pony tails or pig tails?
3603Whats the ultimate cake topping? BrainSlug
3604Do you like marzipan? BrainSlug
3605Whats better? Center Parks or Butlins?
3606If you were in a band, what instrument/role would you play?
3607Can you erect a tent? BrainSlug
3608Are you going to stream fifa as well ? BrainSlug
3609what games will be in todays stream ?
3610hey greetings from tokyo BrainSlug
3611hey hrom amsterdam !! Brainlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
3612Hello from Berlin :P
3613was geht bro
3614alles fit bei dir ?
3615ein auf du weisst was du da machst haha
3616just you cant build hahaha BrainSlug
3617can you do us all the favor and learn how to build before you go live ? haha xD BrainSlug BrainSlug
3618just sayin.... I'm better
3619You like the new bloons ? BrainSlug
3620I dont get the bloons in game haha
3621bloom is a mess BrainSlug
3622what is bloom
3623why is the bloom so messed up at some points
3624go get a shadow stone and freak someone out BrainSlug
3625can we try to troll some defaults ? BrainSlug
3626whys there no defaults in PS4 loobbys ? on xbox are thousands of them #FeelBad
3627can i play ? I'm on mobile
3628can I play ? I'm PC
3629wanna go for a quick 20 bomb with me ?
3630Do you suck or bite lollipops?
3631Have you ever used the yellow pages? BrainSlug BrainSlug
3632f you have an mp3 player what size is it
3633Do you still have any music on vinyl or casettes?
3634Do you still have a camera that uses conventional film? BrainSlug
3635Approximately how many DVD's do you have?
3636Approximately how many Albums do you have?
3637Do you talk to yourself?
3638Do you sing to yourself?
3639Do you know any identical twins?
3640Have you ever given blood?
3641Could you ever be a medical guineapig?
3642Whats your favourite radio station?
3643Whats your favourite letter of the Alphabet?
3644Which is better? rollerblade or rollerskates? BrainSlug
3645Have you ever written a love letter?
3646how many valentines cards did you recieve this/last year? BrainSlug
3647What are cooler? Dinosaurs or Dragons? BrainSlug
3648Have you ever made your own ice lollies?
3649Have you ever made your own Ice cream?
3650Which forgeign language did you have to learn at school?
3651and do you still remember enough to hold a conversation in that language? BrainSlug
3652Do you know CPR?
36533Do you have any swimming badges? BrainSlug
3654Do you prefer digital or rotary/analogue clocks?
3655How tall is the tallest person you know?
3656Have you ever got lost in a maze? BrainSlug
3657Have you ever been attacked by a wild animal?
3658Have you ever ridden a camel?
3659Whats your opinion on rats? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
3660Have you ever been to a gym?
3661Have you ever been in a helicopter?
3662Have you ever cheated at a test?
3663Have you ever ridden a tractor?
3664Are you a gossip?
3665Have you ever cried at a film?
3666When you're ill do you struggle on regardless or just curl up in bed as much as possible? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
3667Do you need to write down things to remember them?
3668Do you keep a diary/journal?
3669Are you scared of thunderstorms?
3670Do you have any unusual fears or phobias?
3671Whats your favourite disney movie?
3672Have you ever slept in a caravan? BrainSlug BrainSlug
3673Have you ever painted a house?
3674Have you got green fingers?
3675Whats the tallest tree you've ever climbed?
3676Have you ever dialed the talking clock? BrainSlug BrainSlug
3677Do you always wear identical socks?
3678Do you live by any motto or philosophy?
3679Do you lick the yoghurt or desert lid?
3680Do you lick the spoon clean after making something sweet?
3681Do you like the sound of music? (the musical/film)
3682Have you ever made your own orangejuice?
3683Have you ever sucked on a lemon?
3684Have you ever licked a battery?
3685Are you a good aim with a rubber band?
3686Have you ever played golf?
3687Whats the most unusual name you've ever come across?
3688Do you prefer to wash in the mornings or evenings?
3689Have you ever danced in the rain?
3690Do you like long or short hair?
3691Have you ever sworn at an authority figure?
3692Have you ever walked into a wall?
3693Whats your favourite precious metal?
3694Whats your favourite precious stone?
3695Could you ever hunt your own meal?
3696Have you ever read any comics?
3697Where do you like to go to on a first date?
3698Do you prefer vertical or horizontal stripes?
3699Have you ever baked your own bread?
3700Can you believe I can't believe its not butter is in fact not actually butter?
3701Can you name all 50 American states?
3702Have you ever owned a goldfish?
3703What was your favourite school subject?
3704What was your least favourite school subject?
3705Have you ever passed wind in an embarassing situation?
3706Have you ever played the bongos?
3707Have you ever handled a snake?
3708Have you ever assembled furniture by yourself?
3709When did you last go to the beach? BrainSlug BrainSlug
3710When if ever did you last go to london?
3711What do you do to cool down when its hot?
3712Whats the most unusual thing you've ever eaten?
3713Do you have a favourite mug?
3714Do you know any self defence or martial arts? BrainSlug BrainSlug
3715Who's your favourite movie action hero?
3716Have you ever ridden a motorcycle? BrainSlug BrainSlug
3717Do you collect anything?
3718Is there anything you wished would come back into fashion?
3719Do you stick to conventional fashions or like to try and be original?
3720Have you ever given someone a handmade present? BraiSnlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
3721Are you introvert or extrovert?
3722If you could have any feature from an animal what would you want?
3723Whats your prefered swimming stroke?
3724Have you ever been scuba diving?
3725Have you ever had a disasterous interview? BrainSlug BrainSlug
3726What makes you nervous? BrainSlug BrainSlug
3727Which of the 5 senses would you say is your strongest? BrainSlug BrainSlug
3728What colour are your eyes?
3729Have you ever been to an Art gallery?
3730Do you shout out the answers at the TV whilst watching quiz shows?
3731Are you a valuable asset on a Pub Quiz team? BrainSlug
3732Have you ever won any kind of quiz yourself?
3733Do you get over-involved with TV or movie plots at times?
3734Do you own any inflatable furniture?
3735Whats the highest hill or mountain you've ever climbed? BrainSlug
3736Do you have a piggy bank?
3737Whats the fastest you've ever travelled in a car?
3738Could you ever hand milk a cow? BrainSlug BrainSlug
3739Do you have popcorn with a movie?
3740Whats the futhest you've ever got a paper airplane to fly?
3741Have you ever built an igloo? BrainSlug BrainSlug
3742Can you play the harmonica? BrainSlug BrainSlug Brainslug
3743Have you ever made a ball of twine or rubberbands?
3744If given the option of having a flake in your ice cream do you always take it?
3745Could you ever be a living organ donor?
3746Which was your favourite science? Biology, Physics or Chemistry? BrainSlug
3747Could you ever go out with someone just cause they're rich?
3748Have you ever contemplated sueing someone?
3749Are you pretty devious?
3750Have you ever had a surprise party? (that was an actual surprise) BrainlSug
3751Are you any good at giving massages?
3752Whats been your worst date ever?
3753Have you ever slapped somoene in public?
3754Have you ever drawn on a sleeping or inebriated person?
3755Have you ever warn clothing with the labels/tags still attached?
3756Have you ever slipped on a banana skin?
3757Are you scared of the dark?
3758Do you have a lawyer?
3759Have you ever been wolf whistled in public?
3760Whats the worst chatup line you've heard?
3761Have you ever been water skiing?
3762Have you ever hopelessly failed a test?
3763If you had a year off, what would you want to do?
3764How many sms/txt messages do you recieve on average a day?
3765How long did you last phone call last?
3766Do you go to car boot sales?
3767If you saw someone drop a £10 note, would you claim it for your own or try to return it to them?
3768Have you ever helped someone across the road?
3769Have you ever been horseriding?
3770Have you ever walked a tightrope?
3771Have you ever demolished a wall or building?
3772If you and a friend both wanted the same thing would you let the friend get it first?
3773Have you ever argued over who should pay for something?
3774Do you have any family heirlooms?
3775re you related or distantly related to anyone famous?
3776Whats your favourite ocean?
3777Do you correct peoples mistakes?
3778Have you ever helped out an injured animal?
3779Do you throw bread for the ducks? BrainSlug
3780Do you think babies are little bundles of joy or smelly noisey things?
3781Do you give money to buskers?
3782Have you ever tossed your own pancake? BrainSlug
3783Are you any good at egg and spoon races?
3784Are you allergic to anything?
3785Are you ticklish? BrainSlug BrainSlug
3786Do you prefer tea,coffee or cocoa?
3787Do you like Turkish Delight? BrainSlug
3788Do you buy people presents to bring back when you go on holiday? BrainSlug
3789Are you tired of answering questions yet?
3790Have you ever been wheelbarrow racing?
3791Do you ever forward or reply to chain mails?
3792Do you often have a tune in your head you can't name?
3793Has anyone ever approached you thinking you were someone else?
3794Have you ever been approached by someone who knew you but you couldn't remember them for the life of you?
3795What do you do to keep fit?
3796Are you the sort to step in and try to break up a fight?
3797Have you ever been in a fight? BrainSlug BrainSlug
3798Have you ever started a rumour?
3799Have you ever heard any outstanding rumours about yourself?
3800Have you ever been in or had a food fight?
3801When its your birthday do you always wear an age badge? BrainSlug
3802Have you ever starred in an amateur or professional video?
3803If you were comfortbly rich would you work hard for more or rest on your laurels?
3804Have you ever been in a position of authority?
3805Have you ever been caught in a comprimising position? even despite a valid explanation?
3806Have you ever tried to make your own alcohol? BrainSlug BrainSlug
3807If you were ruler of your own country what would you call it?
3808And what title would you give yourself?
3809If you invented a monster what would you call it? BrainSlug
3810And what features would it have? BrainSlug
3811Have you ever had a dream you chased only to be let down when you achived it?
3812Is there anything about the opposite sex you just don't understand or comprehend? BrainSlug
3813Who was your favourite teacher at school and why?
3814Whats your favourite party game?
3815Is it acceptable or unacceptable to smack a child as form of disapline?
3816Can a hetrosexual male ever wear pink?
3817Is it criminal to wear socks with sandals?
3818If you were captain of a ship, what would you call it?
3819If you were to join an emergency service which would it be?
3820If you were to join one of the armed forced which would it be?
3821Whats the worst thing about being your gender? BrainSlug
3822Whats the best thing about being your gender?
3823If you swapped genders for a day how would you spend it? BrainSlug
3824If you were exiled what country would you choose as your new home? BrainSlug
3825Have you ever made someone cry?v
3826Have you ever starred in a school play?
3827Were you a member of any celebrity fanclub? BrainSlug
3828Have you ever been a member of any other club?
3829If you could have a full scholarship to any university what would you choose to study? BrainSlug
3830Whats been your greatest ever day?
3831What historical period would you like to live in if you could go back in time? BrainSlug
3832What would you bring along to an idillic picnic?
3833Whats your favourite childrens story? BrainlSug
3834What movie ending really frustrated you? And how would you change it? BrainSlug
3835What three things do you think of most each day?
3836What do you call your evening meal? Dinner Tea or Supper? BrainSlug
3837What do you call your after meal sweet? Pudding or Dessert?
3838If you had a warning label, what would yours say? BrainSlug
3839Have you ever got sweet revenge on anyone?
3840Have you ever been to a live concert?
3841Have you ever been to see stand up comedy?
3842Have you ever needed stitches? BrainSlug
3843If you could invent brand new baby names what would they be?
3844Do your dreams ever tell you to do anything? BrainSlug
3845Who's your favourite radio 1 DJ?
3846Whats the best way to your heart? BrainSlug
3847Do you know your own mobile phone number off by heart? BrainSlug
3848If you were a fashion designer, what style of clothing or accessories would you design? BrainSlug
3849Do you ever laugh at things you shouldn't?
3850Have you ever been in a submarine?
3851Have you ever walked out of a cinema before the film was done? BrainSlug
3852What song would you say best sums you up? BrainSlug
3853Whats your favourite Nursury Rhyme?
3854Do you prefer metric or imperial measurements? BrainSlug
3855Who's your favourite monarch of all time?
3856What was the last thing you ate? BrainSlug
3857Whats your favourite farmyard animal?
3858If you could choose one celebrity to be the father/mother of your child who would it be?
3859What would you do if someone proposed to you tomorrow? BrainSlug
3860What are your 3 favourite internet sites? BrainSlug
3861How high can you jump?
3862Which fictional character do you wish was real?
3863 Who was your first crush? BrainSlug
3864Whats the greatest thing about being your nationality?
3865Whats the least greatest thing about being your nationality? BrainSlug
3866Do you believe in destiny, fate or free will? BrainSlug
3867If you could talk to one species of animal which would it be?
3868If you had friends round what DVD's would you have to watch?
3869Do you like vanilla or chocolate?
3870Are you a giver or a receiver? BrainSlug BrainSlug
3871Do you have any enemies?
3872Are you scared of needles? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
3873How many piercings do you have? if any
3874Have you ever got majorly lost trying to get somewhere?
3875How fast can you say the alphabet? BrainSlug
3876Do you say "Zee" or "Zed" to describe the letter Z?
3877What was the last thing to make you feel happy?
3878What was the last thing to make you feel angry?
3879You are walking to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss told you if you are late one more time you're fired. Do you save the dog?
3880Are you the kind of friend you'd want to have as a friend yourself?
3881Do you have any questions or queries about things you're just to scared or embarassed to ask anyone about?
3882If you were a wrestler what would your stage name be?
3883and what would your special move be called?
3884Whats the most interesting thing you can see out of your nearest window? BrainSlug
3885Do you think Barbie is a negative role model for young girls?
3886Have you ever needed an eye test?
3887Do you find yourself attractive?
3888Can you roll your R's? BrainSlug
3889What social class do you consider yourself or your family background to be in?
3890Do you know any magic tricks?
3891Whats the largest amount of money you've ever won? BrainSlug
3892Whats the largest amount of money you've had to borrow off of a friend or family member
3893Have you ever been on a cable car?
3894Do you prefer Honey or Jam?
3895Do you prefer the French or Germans?
3896How fast can you get changed? BrainSlug
3897How fast do you type?
3898How fast can you run?
3899Which is better, Mario or Sonic?
3900Whats your favourite biscuit to dunk?
3901Which would you rather have if you had to, a broken leg or a broken arm?
3902Do you read a daily newspaper? BrainSlug
3903Do you watch the news on TV?
3904Have you ever had anything published? BrainSlug
3905Do you believe in love at first sight?
3906How many remote controls do you have in your house? BrainSlug
3907Have you ever been in a hot tub or sauna? BrainSlug
3908Have you ever had chicken pox?
3909Do you own a lava lamp?
3910Are you glad these are almost over?
3911On a scale of 1-10 how random would you say these are?
3912What is your one major weekness? BrainSlug BrainSlug
3913Whats been the best descision you've made in your life so far?
3914Whats been the worst descision you've made in your life so far?
3915What words do you always struggle to spell correctly? BrainSlug
3916On a scale of 1-10 how happy would you say you are?
3917On a scale of 1-10 how smart would you say you are?
3918On a scale of 1-10 how funny would you say you are? BrainSlug
3919On a scale of 1-10 how devious would you say you are?
3920On a scale of 1-10 how awesome would you say you are? BrainSlug BrainSlug
3921On a scale of 1-10 how devilsh would you say you are?
3922On a scale of 1-10 how nice/caring would you say you are?
3923On a scale of 1-10 how bitchy would you say you are?
3924On a scale of 1-10 how polite would you say you are? BrainSlug
3925On a scale of 1-10 how attractive would you say you are?
3926If you could be any famous person who would you be and why?
3927Whats your favourite animal beginning with the letter A? BrainSlug
3928Whats your favourite item of clothing beginning with the letter B?
3929Wats your favourite expleitive beginning with the letter C?
3930Whats your favourite boys name beginning with the letter D?
3931Whats your favourite girls name beginning with the letter E?
3932Whats your favourite book beginning with the letter F?
3933Whats your favourite bodypart beginning with the letter G?
3934Whats your favourite musical instrument beginning with the letter H?
3935Whats your favourite song beginning with the letter I?
3936Whats your favourite actress beginning with the letter J?
3937Whats your favourite actor beginning with the letter K?
3938Whats your favourite film beginning with the letter L?
3939Whats your favourite tv show beginning with the letter M?
3940Whats your favourite game beginning with the letter N?
3941Whats your favourite non alcoholic drink beginning with the letter O?
3942Whats your favourite food beginning with the letter P?
3943Whats your favourite band beginning with the letter Q?
3944Whats your favourite author beginning with the letter R?
3945Whats your favourite sport beginning with the letter S?
3946Whats your favourite job beginning with the letter T?
3947Whats your favourite mythical creature beginning with the letter U?
3948Whats your favourite alcoholic drink beginning with the letter V?
3949Whats your favourite cartoon character beginning with the letter W?
3950Whats your favourite word beginning with the letter X?
3951Whats your favourite city beginning with the letter Y?
3952Whats your favourite country beginning with the letter Z?
3953Do you get seasick?
3954If you discovered a new species of dinosaur what would you call it?
3955Do you own a paddling pool?
3956What do you consider is the most important piece of furniture in a house?
3957What do you consider is the most important appliance in a house?
3958If you could have any celebritys hair whos would it be?
3959Which Celebrity do you find the most annoying? Brainlug
3960What potential talents do you think you might have if you worked at them?
3961Who was better, Flipper, Lassie or Skippy? BrainSlug
3962If you could be trained up in any profession of your choice by top professionals what profession would you choose?
3963If someone elses child was being an annoying little runt would you go tell them off or do something about it? BrainSlug
3964Do you believe in kharma?
3965Do you believe in revenge? BrainSlug
3966Do you believe in fairies? BrainSlug
3967Do you believe in a god?
3968Do you believe there used to be dragons? BrainSlug
3969Who would you want to be with on a desert island? BrainSlug
3970What's the worst show on television?
3971Who's your favourite god from ancient history? BrainSlug
3972What one device would you want to see added to a mobile phone? BrainSlug
3973Where do you see yourself in 1 months time?
3974Where do you see yourself in 1 years time? BrainSlug BrainSlug
3975Where do you see yourself in 10 years time? BrainSlug
3976What was the best thing about your old school?v
3977What was the worst thing about your old school?
3978If you could change your name to anything what would your new name be?
3979Do you watch too much tv?
3980Have you ever planted a tree? BrainSlug
3981Whats the heaviest thing you can lift? BrainSlug BrainSlug
3982What was the last present you recieved? BrainSlug
3983Are your ears lobed or attached?
3984How often do you wash your ears?
3985Could you go out with someone who had a child from a previous relationship? BrainSlug BrainSlug
3986What was your first alcoholic drink?
3987What was your first job? BrainSlug
3988What was your first car? (or what would you like it to be?)
3989What was your first mobile phone? BrainSlug
3990What is your first proper memory? BrainSlug BrainSlug
3991Who was your first teacher? BrainSlug
3992Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane?
3993Who was your first best friend?
3994What was your first detention for? BrainSlug
3995Whats your strongest voluntary muscle?
3996Who was your first kiss? BrainSlug
3997What was the first film you remember seeing at the cinema?
3998What thing that you've made are you most proud of? BrainSlug
3999Could you ever be someones bodygaurd?
4000Michelangelo's David... Masterpiece or filth? BrainSlug
4001Do you like other people buying you clothes?
4002Have you ever brought a present for someone that they hated/disliked? BrainSlug
4003What nicknames do you have/have had?
4004Did you have any pretend or imaginary friends? BrainSlug BrainSlug
4005Have you ever seen a therapist/shrink?
4006Have you ever carved a pumpkin? BrainSlug
4007Would you say you are a good or bad influence to others?
4008Do you prefer giving or recieving gifts/help etc BrainSlug BrainSlug
4009If you were a member of the spice girls, what would your spice handle be?
4010If you were to become a famous singer, what would your debut album be called? BrainSlug
4011If you could join any music group which would you want to join? BrainSlug
4012What do your parents do? BrainSlug
4013If you were a giant mega monster what city would you rampage?
4014Did you ever have a treehouse as a kid?
4015Is your dad an embarassing dancer?
4016Do you plan to vote in the next election?
4017If you could replace one bodypart with a super bionic replacement what bodypart and what features would the new bionic replacement have?
4018What if any unusual objects have you swallowed?
4019When you buy something new do you get a desire to use/play with it even when they dont have any physical application yet? BrainSlug
4020Did you understand the Matrix Trilogy?
4021Would you rather be the fella in a movie who gets the girl or the baddie with all the good lines?
4022If you were stinking rich, would you only go to places other rich people went?
4023Would you rather have a mans top half and a womens bottom half or visa versa? BrainSlug
4024Rebound relationships, good or bad?
4025Have you ever owned a slinky?
4026Teenage parents, good bad or indifferent? BrainSlug BrainSlug
4027Whats the most expensive thing you've ever broken?
4028Pirate downloads, good or bad?
4029Democracy, good or bad?
4030Communism, good or bad?
4031Have you ever been electrocuted? BrainSlug
4032Have you ever been attacked with a creamy bakery product? BrainSlug BrainSlug
4033Have you ever shawn a sheep?
4034Have you ever accidentally set fire to yourself?
4035Have you ever eaten a whole tube of pringles by yourself?
4036Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same gender?
4037The war in Iraq, good or bad? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4038The war in Afganistan, good or bad?
4039Have you ever appeared on youtube?
4040Have you ever performed in front of a large audience? BrainSlug
4041Have you ever eaten anything prepared by a celebrity chef?
4042Have you ever been on radio?
4043Did your school make a teatowel that everyone submitted to? BrainSlug
4044What colour/style was your school tie? BrainSlug
4045Do you have to wear glasses?
4046Do you bite your nails?
4047Do you prefer male or female singers voices?
4048Would you rather be the worlds greatest football player or lover?
4049Do you get hayfever? BrainSlug BrainSlug
4050Do you have a list of things to do before your 50 years old? BrainSlug BrainSlug
4051Do you like your age?
4052Whats your favourite physical thing you like about yourself?
4053Whats your least favourite physical thing you like about yourself?v BrainSlug
4054Are you proud, comfortable or ashamed of your body?
4055Whats your favourite personality trait you like about yourself?
4056Whats your least favourite personality trait you like about yourself?
4057Do you know html?
4058Have you ever flown first class?
4059How many languages do you speak?
4060What are better, violins or pianos? BrainSlug
4061Whats the fastest you've ever driven? (as driver or passenger)
4062What compulsions do you have?
4063What makes you angry?
4064If you could see any band, which would you like to see?
4065Who would you say are more attractive, English or Europeans?
4066What would you say is your favourite album of all time?
4067Do you dislike hairy people? BrainSlug
4068Are you much of an adventurer?
4069Do you like your own name?
4070Would you ever sign a Prenuptial agreement? BrainSlug BrainSlug
4071How long has your longest ever phone call been?
4072Have you ever stolen anything?
4073Could you ever have an affair with a married person? BrainSlug BrainSlug
4074Could you ever split up a couple for one reason or another?
4075What is your family christmases like?
4076How much would it cost to buy your love? BrainSlug
4077Who was your least favourite teacher at school and why?
4078If you met a Genie who offered you three wishes, what would you wish for? (more wishes does not count)
4079Whats your current Mobile phone model and do you like it?
4080Have you already thought about your babies names?
4081Have you ever been fishing?
4082Have you ever had your national flag painted on your face?
4083Do you have any strange body things?
4084What was the last social faux pas you made? BrainSlug
4085What makes you nostalgic?
4086Whats the scariest thing you've ever done? BrainSlug BrainSlug
4087What fairy tale character would you most associate with?
4088How much do you tend to swear in public?
4089What are your strengths?
4090What are your weaknesses?
4091What brand are your trainers?
4092if you ruled your own country, who would you get to writer your national anthem?
4093Who is the most intelligent person you know?
4094Whats the craziest thing you've ever done for someone?
4095How did you get your name?
4096Whats the best piece of advice anyone has ever given you?
4097If you had to describe yourself as a flavour, what would it be? BrainSlug BrainSlug
4098If you had to describe yourself as a car, what would it be?
4099If you had to describe yourself as an animal, what would it be?
4100Do you think laughing at someone elses misfortune is wrong?
4101If a loved one was to serenade you, what song would you most like them to sing?
4102Would you ever let your parents pick out a partner for you? BrainlSug
4103Have you ever tried spam? (the meat product)
4104are you serious ? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSSlug BrainSlug
4105seriously ?
41063..2...1... ready up
4107@useless_justitos you a goat
4108what does goat mean ?
4109what does brb mean ?
4110any tips to be a better streamer ? BrainSlug
4111when did you start streaming ?
4112have you ever played in a tounament?
4113do you ever sleep haha
4114can i get a shoutout ? BrainSlug BrainSlug
4115I Neeed views lul
4116can you help me be popular ?
4117If you win this I'll sub
4118whats the difference between prime sub and regular sub ?
4119can you play fortinte on a mac ? BrainSlug
4120I dont know what to write anymoreeeee
4121I just wrote 4121 unique sentences lul BrainSlug BrainSlug
4122where's your deagle ?! youre a god with that thing!!!
4123can we just admit that useless is a god with the handcannon ?!
4124useless ma boyy how's it going
4125u ever gonna play BO4 Zombies on stream ?
4126can we get a Red Dead Redemption 2 stream only ?!
4127I feel blessed
4128Can i play ?! I've been trying for soooooo long BrainSlug BrainSlug
4129Who was you first follower on twitch ?!
4130EVERYONE INVITE YOUR FRIENDS AND MORE !!!! WE NEED TO GET THIS MAN MORE VIEWS !!
4131why are you like dead on tiktok ? BrainSlug
4132can you start posting more on tiktok again ? I miss you on there
4133I'm not afraid, not afraid.....
4134I got unreleased skins and emotes... wanna see ?
4135Can I be your Leaker ?! haha
4136I left for a second and now this haha BrainSlug
4137thats what you get man
4138just to make that clear............ YOU SUCK
4139I really enjoy watching your steam xD its chill in here
4140whats your fav skin ?!
4141put on the ugliest skin and ready up BrainSlug
4142pretend to be a noob BrainSlug
4143can u do "Pretend a Default" ?
4144you should just troll people
4145don't worry... we all have these days
4146I think you're actually getting better every day... and then you just mess up again haha
4147Do the ALL LOW SENSITIVITY challenge haha its fun
4148DO THE MAX SNENTITIVITY CHALLENGE
4149I dare you to do the no guns challenge
4150go give the no building challange a try BrainSlug
4151If you win the No building challenge I'll sub with teir 3 and donate 100$ rn
4152only gold challenge ?
4153Aimbot confirmed
4154at some points it feels like you got a aimbot... and then you mess it up like 99% of the time haha ##FeelsBadMan
4155Mr. Random Randomness
4156that was so random haha
4157what did he just say hahahahahaha BrainSlug
4158make him fall down xD
4159what do you think about glider redeployment ? BrainSlug
4160Stream support online
4161mods in herer ?!
4162hey I'm 7 can i play with you ?!
4163all I want is to play with a streamer
4164hmmm
4165that's noot OK!
4166why are you so dumb haha
4167how can anyone be this dumb xD
4168wo haben die skins die schirme während sie fallen :o
4169where are the gliders while you're falling ?! :o
4170why is fortnite so popular
4171wieso ist fortnite so beliebt ?
4172why do I have to be here
4173Why do i even like watching you haha
4174wieso schaue ich mir das an xD
4175going for the zombies haha
4176There is someone North
4177I saw somone east
4178Look south theres a car
4179that's noot OK man !!!! BrainSlug
4180why do you have to be so dumb haha BrainSlug BrainSlug
4181how can ANYONE be thisssss dumb xD BrainSlug
4182wo haben die skins die schirme während sie fallen :o BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4183where are the gliders while you're falling ?! :o BrainSlug BrainSlug
4184why is fortnite so popular BrainSlug BrainSlug
4185wieso ist fortnite so beliebt ? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4186why do I have to be here all tzhe time haha BrainSlug
4187Why do i even like watching you haha BrainSlug
4188wieso schaue ich mir das immer an xD BrainSlug
4189going for the zombies haha BrainSlug BrainSlug
4190There is someone North i think BrainSlug BrainSlug
4191saw somone east BrainSlug
4192Look south theres a car BrainSlug BrainSlug
4193Someone's Flying above right ?
4194Someones flying right ? BrainSlug BrainSlug
4195yup yup yup
4196nahh no way
4197that really just happened!?
4198I'm the one yea.. I'm the one
4199I'm the one yea oheooohohohoho
4200anotherone DJ KHALED
4201WE DA BEST MUSIC
4202You are Useless, I am useless... WE ARE USELESSSSS
4203Useless is da wae
4204do you know da wae BrainSlug BrainSlug
4205do you know the way ? BrainSlug
4206this is the way
4207dis is da wae BrainSlug BrainlSug
4208my way, your way, DIS IS DA WAE BrainSlug BrainSlug
4209Thug Life
4210SAVAGE
4211youre such a savage haha BrainSlug
4212hey chat, y'all noticed whenever someone asks for amo useless always goes like "Nah i don't have any" when he actually has a few hundret hahaha
4213wheres my BrainSlug s in the chat
4214sub only chat ?! BrainSlug
4215what the nightbot commands ?
4216that abot Me tab is sooo long haha BrainSlug
4217your info box is too long brotha BrainSlug
4218how to so many people fit inside the battlebus haha
4219wieso sind so viele leute in dem bus haha
4220why is there no children skins in fortnite
4221fortnite legit hat the best hitbox period
42221. I'm gay 2. No one will notice cuz chat is too fast haha
4223have you ever hit 1k views BrainSlug
4224I was here when u had them 1300 views bro You were actually blessed that day xD
4225wheres all them views man you usually have like 200-700 dont u ? BrainSlug
4226hopefully your streamlabs wont freeze again today haha BrainSlug
4227lets all pray his streamlabs wont freeze BrainSlug BrainSlug
4228baby just let it be
4229If its meant too be, let it be
4230build yourself in and just wait it out
4231what about just leaving the game forever
4232Fortnite is like a Love Hate thing huh
4233do you know loren gray in person ?
4234youve been at vidcon a few years ago right ? think i saw you there
4235where's your blond hair gaylord
4236i feel like you've improved sooo much
4237land lucky
4238go to the llama
4239THERES A LALAMA
4240RUUUNNN
4241uhh 5 left
4242one more
4243cmon One More
4244can we go for one more please ?
4245give it one more try
4246go tilted again haha
4247wanna get raped in TT ?
4248why would yu go there haha no one does this
4249streamertoooooot
4250what is streamer loot ?
4251Fortnithe is unfair for new playershaha
4252impossible to get into the game at that point. way too many tryhards
4253wieso sind so viele leute im bus haha BrainSlug
4254why is there no kids skins in fortnite BrainSlug BrainSlug
4255fortnite has the best hitbox BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
42561. I'm gay 2. No one will notice cuz chat is too fast haha BrainSlug BrainSlug
4257have you ever hit 1k views Brainlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4258I was here when u had 1300 views You were blessed that day BrainSlug BrainSlug
4259wheres all them views man you usually have like 200-700 dont u ? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4260hopefully your streamlabs wont freeze again today haha BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4261lets all pray his streamlabs wont freeze Brainlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4262baby just let it be BrainSlug BrainSlug
4263If its meant too be, let it be BrainSlug BrainSlug
4264build yourself in and just wait it out BrainSlug
4265what about just leaving forever BrainSlug
4266Fortnite is like a Love Hate thing BrainSlug
4267do you know loren in person ? BrainSlug
4268youve been at vidcon a few years ago right ? think i saw you there BrainSlug BrainSlug
4269where's your blond hair gaylord BrainSlug
4270i feel like youve improved soo much BrainSlug
4271land lucky BrainSlug
4272go to llama BrainSlug
4273A LALAMA BrainSlug BrainSlug
4274RUUUN BrainSlug BrainSlug
4275uh 5 left BrainSlug
4276one more BrainSlug
4277cmon One More BrainSlug BrainSlug
4278can we go for one more please ? BrainSlug
4279give it one more try BrainSlug
4280go tilted again haha BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4281wanna get raped in TT? BrainSlug
4282why would yu go there haha no one does this BrainSlug BrainSlug
4283streamertoooooot BrainSlug
4284what is streamer loot ? BrainSlug
4285Fortnithe is unfair for new playershaha BrainSlug
4286It impossible to get in the game at that point too many tryhards BrainSlug
4287dont let me down
4288please dont let me down man
4289can you please not let us down again
4290GOOO justitos GOOO
4291GO justitos GO useless
4292Go GO GOOOO Justitos for da win
4293go 4 the win
4294go for the FortOne
4295give us some good gameplay ma boy
4296i want you to feel the game and win that thing for us
4297I'm here for you dw
4298dw
4299don't worry i got u
4300ikr
4301duuuude i know haha
4302that's so true
4303his focused face is so funny
4304he looks like a troll when he's focused
4305why is your mouth open haha
4306whaaat u up to haha
43078 more hours ?
43087 morw hours ?
43093 moore ?
43102 more
4311rotate now ?
4312i wanna play haha can we rotate ?
4313When's the new rotation ?
4314THE CUUUBE look at it
4315NOW
4316IT'S GO TIME!!
4317there it issss finnaly
4318finally there we go
4319thanks
4320it's my Birthday :o
4321Happy bithday too meeee
4322sing for me please haha
4323can you sing ?
4324u a good singer ?
43252+9 is ?
4326whats your highest kills in one game ?
4327Highest win streak ever ?
4328u hold any record ?
4329why are you doing this
4330go skybase
4331you could easily build a skybase now haha they cant even shoot you down because of the glider redeployment
4332win this game with a skybase
4333why dont you jus hide all game and rack the last player haha
4334dont let me down BrainSlug BrainSlug
4335please dont let me down man BrainSlug
4336can you please not let us down again BrainSlug
4337GOOO justitos GOOO BrainSlug BrainSlug
4338GO justitos GO useless BrainSlug
4339Go GO GOOOO Justitos for da win BrainSlug
4340go 4 the win BrainSlug
4341go for the FortOne BrainSlug BrainSlug
4342give us some good gameplay ma boy BrainSlug
4343i want you to feel the game and win that thing for us BrainSlug
4344I'm here for you dw BrainSlug
4345dw BrainSlug
4346don't worry i got u BrainSlug
4347ikr BrainSlugv BrainSlug BrainSlug
4348duuuude i know haha BrainSlug
4349that's so true BrainSlug
4350his focused face is so funny BrainSlug
4351he looks like a troll when he's focused BrainSlug
4352why is your mouth open haha BrainSlug
4353whaaat u up to haha BrainSlug
43548 more hours ? BrainSlug
43557 morw hours ? BrainSlug
43563 moore ? BrainSlug
43572 more BrainSlug BrainSlug
4358rotate now ? BrainSlugv
4359i wanna play haha can we rotate ? BrainSlug
4360When's the new rotation ? BrainSlug
4361THE CUUUBE look at it BrainSlug BrainSlug
4362NOW BrainSlugv
4363IT'S GO TIME!! BrainSlug
4364there it issss finnaly BrainSlug BrainSlug
4365finally there we go BrainSlug
4366thanks BrainSlug BrainSlug
4367it's my Birthday :o BrainSlug
4368Happy bithday too meeee BrainSlug
4369sing for me please haha BrainSlug
4370can you sing ? BrainSlug BrainSlug
4371u a good singer ? BrainSlug
43722+9 is ? BrainSlug
4373whats your highest kills in one game ? BrainSlug
4374Highest win streak ever ? BrainSlug BrainSlug
4375u hold any record ? BrainSlug BrainSlug
4376why are you doing this BrainSlug BrainSlug
4377go skybase BrainSlug BrainSlug
4378you could easily build a skybase now haha they cant even shoot you down because of the glider redeployment BrainSlug
4379win this game with a skybase BrainSlug BrainSlug
4380why dont you jus hide all game and rack the last player haha BrainSlug
4381blue burst is trash
4382blue busrst ist dopeeee
4383like the minigun ?
4384go minigun only haha
4385playground please ?
4386can i join ?
4387can we play with mark ?
4388why is marc gone ?
4389cant hear you
4390no sound
4391turn on sound
4392your frozen haha
4393i feel so stupid
4394I thought he was going to win the last game lol
4395WIN THE GANE
4396go stw
4397play safe the world
4398u a scammer ???
4399can we just not talk about you ?!
4400can anyone listen to my problems
4401I need help!! Theres that one girl and i dont know how t tell her that i love her
4402I'm so tired man do you ever sleep ?!
4403I cant leave this stream bt i have school tomorrow xD
4404It's almost 12am here but i cant leaveeee
4405hmmmmmmmm should i leave or stay ?
4406should i leave or stay ? school tomorrow btw
4407watching you in school rn haha
4408school told me to turn off your stream.. i told school to shut up ahha
4409blue burst is trash BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4410blue busrst ist dopeeee BrainSlug BrainSlug
4411like the minigun ?
4412go minigun only haha BrainSlug BrainSlug
4413playground please ? BrainSlug BrainSlug
4414can i join ? BrainSlug
4415can we play with mark ? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4416why is marc gone ? BrainSlug
4417cant hear you BrainSlug BrainSlug
4418no sound BrainSlug
4419turn on sound BrainSlug
4420your frozen haha BrainSlug
4421i feel so stupid BrainSlug BrainSlug
4422I thought he was going to win the last game lol BrainSlug
4423WIN THE GANE BrainSlug
4424go stw BrainSlug
4425play safe the world BrainSlug
4426u a scammer ??? BrainSlug
4427can we just not talk about you ?! BrainSlug BrainSlug
4428can anyone listen to my problems BrainSlug BrainSlug
4429I need help!! Theres that one girl and i dont know how t tell her that i love her BrainSlug
4430I'm so tired man do you ever sleep ?! BrainSlug
4431I cant leave this stream bt i have school tomorrow xD BrainSlug
4432It's almost 12am here but i cant leaveeee BrainSlug
4433hmmmmmmmm should i leave or stay ? BrainSlug
4434should i leave or stay ? school tomorrow btw BrainSlug BrainSlug
4435watching you in school rn haha BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4436school told me to turn off your stream.. i told school to shut up ahha BrainSlug
4437is your last name bergmann ?
4438i just found you but you seem chill
4439I'm new to this stream and already know the BrainSlug is like your thing
4440cash cash
4441The world’s oldest piece of chewing gum is over 9,000 years old!
4442A coyote can hear a mouse moving underneath a foot of snow.
4443Bolts of lightning can shoot out of an erupting volcano.
4444New York drifts about one inch farther away from London each year.
4445A U.S. dollar bill can be folded approximately 4,000 times in the same place before it will tear.
4446A sneeze travels about 100 miles per hour.
4447Earth has traveled more than 5,000 miles in the past 5 minutes.
4448It would take a sloth one month to travel one mile.
444910% of the World’s population is left handed.
4450A broken clock is right two times every day.
4451According to Amazon, the most highlighted books on Kindle are the Bible, the Steve Jobs biography, and The Hunger Games.
4452Bob Marley’s last words to his son before he died were “Money can’t buy life.â€
4453A mole can dig a tunnel that is 300 feet long in only one night.
4454A hippo’s wide open mouth is big enough to fit a 4-foot-tall child in.
4455Chewing gum while you cut an onion will help keep you from crying.
4456If you were to stretch a Slinky out until it’s flat, it would measure 87 feet long.
4457Al Capone’s business card said he was a used furniture dealer
4458There are more collect calls on Father’s Day than on any other day of the year.
4459Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour.
446095% of people text things they could never say in person.
4461A crocodile can’t poke its tongue out.
4462It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
4463Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.
4464can we get hella lot of randomfacts intodays stream ? haha
4465!?@&3£ (insert your favourite swear word here)
4466EA Sports, it’s in the game
4467Finish him!
4468Rage Quit!
4469Snake Snake Snaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkeeeeeee!!!!!
4470Everything not saved will be lost
4471Thank you, but our princess is in another castle
4472Just give it a blow
4473Can you not just pause it?
4474Just one more go
4475happens every time
4476yup youre screwed
4477welcome home
4478it was, and it was beautiful
4479Brain to the Slug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4480I can't stand it
4481Stay at the edge of the storm all game
4482go salty
4483drop salty
4484salty springs ?
4485what about going salty ?
4486wailing ?
4487what about wiling
4488go wailing haha
4489i miss old dusty
4490Dear old dusty you'll always be in my heart
4491ohh I can hear a Gayster
4492roast me
4493chat lets go roast him haha
4494this is gonna be helarious
4495thats gonna be fun... i mean not for you but...
4496not for you
4497poor boy
4498my darling
4499yesss finally its over
4500aaaand that's it
450110..9...8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1.hes dead
4502sad that didn't work
4503Night bot ?
4504Bot ?
4505stream ? whats happening
4506what are they doing ?
4507what are they going for ?
4508trying to beat the record today ?
4509beating the record tonight ?
4510going for another record ?
451140 bomb ?
4512try the 40 bomb haha
4513youll never get to the 40 bomb
4514you're not a pro
4515you said you're a good player but YOURE NOT !!
4516you ain't a pro man youre a GOAT
4517FeelsBirthdayMan
4518FeelsTrashMan
4519Can we meet ?
4520Do you prefer a good girl or a naughty girl BrainSlug
4521nice face you got there
4522finally a facecam
4523ups I think I was missing your streams for too long you finally got a facecam haha
4524You sound like a fat guy
4525eddiethefatguy here ?
4526how many people are in your clan ?
4527I think You Should Admit that You Are Trash
4528!?@&3£ (insert your favourite swear word here) BrainSlug
4529EA Sports, it’s in the game BrainSlug
4530Finish him! BrainSlug
4531Rage Quit! BrainSlug
4532Snake Snake Snaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkeeeeeee!!!!! BrainSlug
4533Everything not saved will be lost BrainSlug
4534Thank you, but our princess is in another castle BrainSlug
4535Just give it a blow BrainSlug
4536Can you not just pause it? BrainSlug
4537Just one more go BrainSlug BrainSlug
4538happens every time BrainSlug
4539yup youre screwed BrainSlug
4540welcome home BrainSlug
4541it was, and it was beautiful BrainSlug
4542Brain to the Slug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4543I can't stand it BrainSlug
4544Stay at the edge of the storm all game BrainSlug
4545go salty BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4546drop salty BrainSlug
4547salty springs ? BrainSlug
4548what about going salty ? BrainSlug
4549wailing ? BrainSlug BrainSlug
4550what about wiling BrainSlug
4551go wailing haha BrainSlug
4552i miss old dusty BrainSlug
4553Dear old dusty you'll always be in my heart BrainSlug
4554ohh I can hear a Gayster BrainSlug BrainSlug
4555roast me BrainSlug
4556chat lets go roast him haha BrainSlug
4557this is gonna be helarious BrainSlug
4558thats gonna be fun... i mean not for you but... BrainSlug
4559not for you BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4560poor boy BrainSlug
4561my darling BrainSlug
4562yesss finally its over BrainSlug
4563aaaand that's it BrainSlug
456410..9...8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1.hes dead BrainSlug BrainSlug
4565sad that didn't work BrainSlug BrainSlug
4566Night bot ? BrainSlug
4567Bot ? BrainSlug
4568stream ? whats happening BrainSlug
4569what are they doing ? BrainSlug
4570what are they going for ? BrainSlug
4571trying to beat the record today ? BrainSlug
4572beating the record tonight ? BrainSlug
4573going for another record ? BrainSlug BrainSlug
457440 bomb ? BrainSlug
4575try the 40 bomb haha BrainSlug
4576youll never get to the 40 bomb BrainSlug
4577you're not a pro BrainSlug
4578you said you're a good player but YOURE NOT !! BrainSlug BrainSlug
4579you ain't a pro man youre a GOAT BrainSlug
4580FeelsBirthdayMan BrainSlug
4581FeelsTrashMan BrainSlug
4582Can we meet ? BrainSlug
4583Do you prefer a good girl or a naughty girl BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4584nice face you got there BrainSlug
4585finally a facecam BrainSlug BrainSlug
4586ups I think I was missing your streams for too long you finally got a facecam haha BrainSlug
4587You sound like a fat guy BrainSlug BrainSlug
4588eddiethefatguy here ? BrainSlug
4589how many people are in your clan ? BrainSlug
4590I think You Should Admit that You Are Trash BrainSlug BrainSlug
4591can you talk to me ?
4592All I want is being noticed by my fav streamer
4593I was watching you till your very first day son
4594hello my son
4595helooo can you hear me...
4596ESKETIT
4597FUCK EM UPPP
4598get it DOOOOOONEEEE
4599Now or NEVER
460050$ on the liiine for that win
460110$ on the line
4602I want to sub but you know... broke life haha
4603Life's hard
4604You seem familliar to mee
4605wecome to the Twitch world
4606Whisper me, I'd like to invite you to our Tournament Next Friday!
4607How can ii contact you ?! Maybe I got a sponsor for you
4608Hey ever thought about Sponsorings ?
4609yupi
4610I won't leave you for ninja
4611Are you the best player ?
4612Would you go in a 1V1 Me ?
4613Bad jokes
4614whats your discorddd ?
4615can you translate something to german ?
4616wird das nicht irgendwann langweilig ?
4617dont that ever get boring ?
4618how can someone play this game like 24/7 haha I'd get so bored
4619Fortnite
4620Battleroyale
4621black ops
46224444444
4623I'm dying
4624don't get me dying
4625can you talk to me ? BrainSlug
4626All I want is being noticed by my fav streamer BrainSlug
4627I was watching you till your very first day son BrainSlug BrainSlug
4628hello my son BrainSlug BrainSlug
4629helooo can you hear me... BrainSlug
4630ESKETIT BrainSlug BrainSlug
4631FUCK EM UPPP BrainSlug
4632get it DOOOOOONEEEE BrainSlug BrainSlug
4633Now or NEVER BrainSlug
463450$ on the liiine for that win BrainSlug
463510$ on the line BrainSlug
4636I want to sub but you know... broke life haha BrainSlug BrainSlug
4637Life's hard BrainSlug BrainSlug
4638You seem familliar to mee BrainSlug
4639wecome to the Twitch world BrainSlug
4640Hey ever thought about Sponsorings ? BrainSlug
4641yupi BrainSlug BrainSlug
4642I won't leave you for ninja BrainSlug BrainSlug
4643Are you the best player ? BrainSlug BrainSlug
4644Would you go in a 1V1 Me ? BrainSlug BrainSlug
4645Bad jokes BrainSlug
4646whats your discorddd ? BrainSlug BrainSlug
4647can you translate something to german ? BrainSlug
4648wird das nicht irgendwann langweilig ? BrainSlug
4649dont that ever get boring ? BrainSlug BrainSlug
4650how can someone play this game like 24/7 haha I'd get so bored BrainSlug BrainSlug
4651Fortnite BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4652Battleroyale BrainSlug BrainSlug
4653black ops BrainSlug
465444444444444
4655I'm dying BrainSlug BrainSlug
4656don't get me dying BrainSlug
4657useless youre a noob BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4658justitos youre a noob BrainSlug BrainSlug FortHype
4659marc youre a noob
4660wheres the nightbot at ? BrainSlug BrainSlug
4661shotgun or heavy ?v BrainSlug BrainSlug
4662like the new six shooter ? BrainSlug BrainSlug
4663dude them zombies are trash FortOne BrainSlug BrainSlug
4664zombies are so annoying BrainSlug
4665lol what a goatttttt BrainSlug BrainSlug
4666your snapchat is justitos right ? FortOne BrainSlug BrainSlug
4667your instagram is justitos isnt it ?
4668are you actually 2.02m tall ? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4669found you on famousbirthdays haha your pics on there xxxD BrainSlug
4670just googled your name haha u sucker BrainSlug BrainSlug
4671what a pinhead BrainSlug BrainSlug
4672your face is soooo tall BrainSlug BrainSlug
4673is isa your gf ? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4674u have a eye on someone `? BrainSlug BrainSlug
4675are you still friends with julia ? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4676noch mit julia befreundet ? BrainSlug BrainSlug FortOne BrainSlug BrainSlug
4677why englisch you deutscher mofo haha BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4678wieso streamst du english du otto BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4679du bist mega korrekt jaaaahh BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4680glaube folge dir mal haha BrainSlug BrainSlug
4681hast mein follow verpasst ? BrainSlug BrainSlug
4682you missed my follow lol FortHype BrainSlug BrainSlug
4683do you have the true heart emote ? BrainSlug FortOne BrainSlug BrainSlug
4684do you have the boneless emote ? BrainSlug BrainSlug
4685do boneless BrainSlug BrainSlug
4686do pistols only please BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4687i have a challenge for u BrainSlug BrainSlug
4688trap jay BrainSlug BrainSlug
4689jay trap justitos BrainSlug BrainSlug v
4690mKE HIM FALL WHEN HE BUILDSSSSSS FortOne BrainSlug BrainSlug
4691all CAPPPSSSS BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4692why does it say "no heavy metal" haha BrainSlug haha BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4693what is your main games ? BrainSlug BrainSlug
4694your eye colour actually green ? BrainSlug BrainSlug
4695if i donate 100$ what do i get ? BrainSlug BrainSlug
4696want me to donate 285749§ ? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4697whered u get that hoodie from ? BrainSlug BrainSlug
4698whered you get that middlefinger hoodie ffrom ? BrainSlug BrainSlug
4699can i buy your middlefinger hoodie ? xD FortHype BrainSlug BrainSlug
4700I N S T A G R A M BrainSlug BrainSlug
4701S N A P C H A T Squid1 Squid2 Squid3 Squid2 Squid4 BrainSlug BrainSlug
4702stehst auf hanna nh ? FortOne BrainSlug BrainSlug
4703youre talkin to hannah right ? :P FortHype BrainSlug BrainSlug
4704r u in love ? FortHype BrainSlug BrainSlug
4705is there someone you like ? BrainSlug BrainSlug
4706ummmm no
4707ummmm yes Squid1 Squid2 Squid3 Squid2 Squid4 BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4708ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ok BrainSlug BrainSlug
4709we just pretend like we didn't see that coming BrainSlug BrainSlug
4710ohhhh saw that coming haha BrainSlug BrainSlug
4711lol xd rofl swag BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4712SWAG u got there my fella friend
4713are you on gayster.com `? FortOne BrainSlug BrainSlug
4714remember that feeling when u got your first ever 'featured' on musically back in 2016 ? followed you back then BrainSlug BrainSlug
4715youre my favourute person on the interneeeeet xD found you on younow 2016 BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4716you met jay on younow right ? BrainSlug BrainSlug
4717for how long do you know jay now ? BrainSlug
4718what happens if i click on donations on your inso page ?
4719windows or macOS ?
4720wanna meet u lol "actual playing with viewers"
4721geh raus haha
4722go outside dude
4723get off you room xD
4724u sould do more sports instead of esports
4725why would you waste your time with gaming instead of real life ?!
4726don't your eyes hurt after some time ?!
4727you been playing for hooours now don't your eyes hurt ?
4728move bro how can you be sitting this long xD
4729go get some hobbys hahaha
4730do u even have rl friends =?!
4731Trink nicht so viele Energydrinks
4732don't drink too much energy its not good haha
4733don't drink too much energy drinks
4734Tun deine Augen nicht langsam weh
4735Wie kann man so lange sitzen
4736Sich dir hobbys
4737Mach was mit Freunden
4738Oh
4739geh raus haha BrainSlug BrainSlug
4740go outside dude BrainSlug BrainSlug
4741get off you room xD BrainSlug BrainSlug
4742u sould do more sports instead of esports BrainSlug
4743why would you waste your time with gaming instead of real life ?! BrainSlug
4744don't your eyes hurt after some time ?! BrainSlug
4745you been playing for hooours now don't your eyes hurt ? BrainSlug
4746move bro how can you be sitting this long xD BrainSlug
4747go get some hobbys hahaha BrainSlug BrainSlug
4748do u even have rl friends =?! BrainSlug
4749Trink nicht so viele Energydrinks BrainSlug
4750don't drink too much energy its not good haha BrainSlug
4751don't drink too much energy drinks BrainSlug BrainSlug
4752Tun deine Augen nicht langsam weh BrainSlug BrainSlug
4753Wie kann man so lange sitzen BrainSlug BrainSlug
4754Sich dir hobbys BrainSlug BrainSlug
4755Mach was mit Freunden BrainSlug BrainSlug
4756Oh BrainSlug
4757If you were in a band, what instrument/role would you play? BrainSlug BrainSlug
4758Can you erect a tent? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4759Are you going to stream fifa as well ?
4760what games will be in todays stream ? BrainSlug BrainSlug
4761hey greetings from tokyo BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4762hey hrom amsterdam !! Brainlug
4763Hello from Berlin :P BrainSlug BrainSlug
4764was geht bro BrainSlug BrainSlug
4765alles fit bei dir ? BrainSlug
4766ein auf du weisst was du da machst haha BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4767just you cant build hahaha BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4768can you do us all the favor and learn how to build before you go live ? haha xD
4769just sayin.... I'm better BrainSlug BrainSlug
4770You like the new bloons ? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4771I dont get the bloons in game haha BrainSlug BrainSlug
4772bloom is a mess
4773what is bloom BrainSlug BrainSlug
4774why is the bloom so messed up at some points BrainSlug BrainSlug
4775go get a shadow stone and freak someone out
4776can we try to troll some defaults ?
4777whys there no defaults in PS4 loobbys ? on xbox are thousands of them #FeelBad BrainSlug
4778can i play ? I'm on mobile BrainSlug BrainSlug
4779can I play ? I'm PC BrainSlug
4780wanna go for a quick 20 bomb with me ? BrainSlug
4781Do you suck or bite lollipops? BrainSlug BrainSlug
4782Have you ever used the yellow pages?
4783f you have an mp3 player what size is it BrainSlug BrainSlug
4784Do you still have any music on vinyl or casettes? BrainSlug BrainSlug
4785Do you still have a camera that uses conventional film?
4786Approximately how many DVD's do you have? BrainSlug BrainSlug
4787Approximately how many Albums do you have? BrainSlug
4788Do you talk to yourself? BrainSlug
4789Do you sing to yourself? BrainSlug BrainSlug
4790Do you know any identical twins? BrainSlug
4791Have you ever given blood? BrainSlug BrainSlug
4792Could you ever be a medical guineapig? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4793Whats your favourite radio station? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4794Whats your favourite letter of the Alphabet? BrainSlug BrainSlug
4795can you go risky ? BrainSlug
4796can you land tited next game ? BrainSlug
4797can we streamsnipe ? BrainSlug
4798what about a stream snipe lobby ? KAPOW BrainSlug
4799put on ociania servers so we can easily streamsnipe you haha BrainSlug BrainSlug
4800bihh don't do me wrong haha BrainSlug KAPOW BrainSlug
4801youre useless BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4802why are you so "useless" ? xD BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4803are you useing nightbot or streamlabs bot ? BrainSlug KAPOW BrainSlug
4804do you get a lot of snaps ? KAPOW BrainSlug
4805you get a lot of nudes on snapchat ? BrainSlug
4806you get a lot of girls right ? BrainSlug
4807ohhh ghaad you sexy mother f*cker BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4808can i just say something ?.. youre for sure one of the best looking gamer on twitch!
4809usually twitch gamer are soooooo ugly (no offense) and then theres you haha like WOOAAHHH who are youuuu BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4810theres either hot girls or ugly gamer bois on twitch haha BrainSlug
4811eww whats that thing in your facecam ?? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4812can you say my name ? It's "IceWollow_Come" BrainSlug BrainSlug
4813Say my name IceWollow_Come BrainSlug KAPOW BrainSlug
4814how'd you come up with the name justitos ? BrainSlug BrainSlug
4815i mean... we get why your name says useless.... but why is it Justitos ? BrainSlug
4816will you be posting on youtube sooon ? BrainSlug BrainSlug
4817can we just confess that we WANT you to post on yotube ? BrainSlug BrainSlug
4818I lowkey want to donate or sub but im broke af my man haha BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4819sad enough im broke BrainSlug BrainSlug
4820when gifting comes out ill give you the renegade raider!! i know you like that skin and youre my favourite streamer EVER ! BrainSlug BrainSlug
4821can i gift you skins as soon as it comes out ? BrainSlug
4822can I be moderator ? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4823I'd be a dope moderator tbh BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4824tbh I'd like to feel ur D inside me rn BrainSlug
4825If you win this I'll send u a video of me getting F*cked BrainSlug
4826Whats better a beautifull face or a beautiful body ? BrainSlug
4827Big Boobs or big Butt ? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4828any beautiful girls in here ? i want a GF :( BrainSlug
4829I'm lonely BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4830can someone come over ? I need cuddles BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4831Me m 17 wants the D RN BrainSlug BrainSlug
4832hit me up, I'm selling nudes for VBucks :D BrainSlug KAPOW BrainSlug BrainSlug
4833Spider maynnnnn BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4834Jayy u a starwars fan right ? BrainSlug BrainSlug
4835What's Jayys actuall name ? BrainSlug BrainSlug
4836HWats Royals actual name ? KAPOW BrainSlug BrainSlug
4837Whats your actual name ? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4838Is your real name justitos ? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4839Is your name justin or justine ? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4840why is everybody using this green snail emoji thing ? KAPOW BrainSlug BrainSlug
4841!brainslugstorm BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4842!fps BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4843!allcommands KAPOW BrainSlug
4844!viewers BrainSlug BrainSlug
4845!follower BrainSlug
4846!subs BrainSlug BrainSlug
4847what time is it ? BrainSlug BrainSlug
4848when did you start streaming ? BrainSlug
4849wieso bist du wach ?! BrainSlug BrainSlug
4850wer bist du ? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4851here for the first time ma men BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4852i was born the same day @usseless_justitos was born.....just 7 years later xDD BrainSlug
4853I just turned 13 last week :o BrainSlug BrainSlug
4854My birthday is in 4 DAYSSSS! BrainSlug BrainSlug
4855brb BrainSlug
4856gtg brb BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4857gtg shower BrainSlug BrainSlug
4858c y'all in a second BrainSlug BrainSlug
4859oh shit I forgot to take the dog for a walk and now he pooped everywhere
4860are you more like a dog or cat person ? BrainSlug BrainSlug
4861am I allowed to love you forever ? BrainSlug BrainSlug
4862Tilted BrainSlug
4863Tilted Towels BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4864Tilted Towers lul BrainSlug BrainSlug
4865go tilted BrainSlug
4866go paradise BrainSlug
4867go paradise palms BrainSlug
4868countdown in chat and everyone land diner BrainSlug BrainSlug
4869can we meet up at diner in game ? BrainSlug BrainSlug
4870hahah karma BrainSlug BrainSlug
4871bro carma just got u dirty BrainSlug BrainSlug
4872karma's gonna get chu KAPOW BrainSlug BrainSlug
4873We will, we will rock you BrainSlug BrainSlug
4874My mom has never quite understood this one... :) BrainSlug BrainSlug
4875A-B-C, easy as 1-2-3... BrainSlug BrainSlug
4876Nobody's perfect! BrainSlug BrainSlug
4877Groovy! BrainSlug BrainSlug
4878I need a six month holiday, twice a year KAPOW BrainSlug BrainSlug
4879If a dentist makes their money from unhealthy teeth, why would I trust a product 4/5 of them recommend? BrainSlug BrainSlug
4880How did I get back to my crib last night BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4881we made it, it’s Friday!
4882I read the twilight books BrainSlug BrainSlug
4883When I feel a little down, I put on my favorite high heels and dance BrainSlug BrainSlug
4884Friday, my second favorite F word
4885Women drivers rev my engine
4886I like cooties BrainSlug BrainSlug
4887Hey, I just met you, this is crazy
4888At least this balloon is attracted to me! BrainSlug BrainSlug
4889I must destroy you with hugs and kisses BrainSlug BrainSlug
4890Stop looking for happiness in the same place you just lost it BrainSlug BrainSlug
4891I woke up like this
4892Oh you’re a model? What’s your agency, Instagram?
4893I will eat just one, I swear BrainSlug BrainSlug
4894I liked memes before they were on Instagram BrainSlug
4895bout to stream snipe
4896is stream sniping legal ?!
4897sub sub sub sub
4898Anyone gift me a sub ?
4899can i join the clan ?
4900Can I join the clan ? I'm useless too
4901fells like pooop
4902Bet
4903promise
4904i think hes legit bullllllshit
4905Justitos Youre too nice to people
4906go in game try to team up and then rack them haha
4907try to team up with someone
4908default dan the magical man
4909defaultyboiii
4910wheres marc the default
4911when is kev the medic going to be back ? :o
4912We need kev the medic brooo
4913Marc watch out Justitos the loot stealer is on its way hahah
4914jayy the mini man (not just because hes carrying the ;) )
4915bout to stream snipe BrainSlug BrainSlug
4916is stream sniping legal ?! BrainSlug
4917sub sub sub sub BrainSlug
4918Anyone gift me a sub ? BrainSlug
4919can i join the clan ? BrainSlug
4920Can I join the clan ? I'm useless too BrainSlug
4921fells like pooop BrainSlug
4922Bet BrainSlug BrainSlug
4923promise BrainSlug
4924i think hes legit bullllllshit BrainSlug
4925Justitos Youre too nice to people BrainSlug
4926go in game try to team up and then rack them haha BrainSlug BrainSlug
4927try to team up with someone BrainSlug
4928default dan the magical man BrainSlug
4929defaultyboiii BrainSlug
4930wheres marc the default BrainSlug
4931when is kev the medic going to be back ? :o BrainSlug
4932We need kev the medic brooo BrainSlug
4933Marc watch out Justitos the loot stealer is on its way hahah BrainSlug BrainSlug
4934jayy the mini man (not just because hes carrying the ;) ) BrainSlug
4935remember that kid that said he got 43 kills in a duo game hahahaah POGGERS
4936sunny needs to be a special guest in your streams man haha
49374937
4938youre close to 1000 follower my duuude
4939I'm proud of you man you've come a long way to be where you are today
4940why dont you go get your musically views on your twitch
4941WHAAAT you have 777 thousand follower on TikTok ? :OOOOO
4942wait a second youre a DJ ?
4943I Loved your music man why dont you post anymoore ?
4944missing out on the best remixes since you stopped posting them on YT
4945will you ever be postin on YT ?
4946you should meet up with marc and jayy and prank people in rl haha
4947Snapchat @justitos
4948Instagram @justitos
4949why dont you post fortnite stuff on @justitos on instagram ?
4950i like that speaker in the back haha
4951nice room it's so.... WHITE
4952your hair looks weird today
4953Just sayin ma dude
4954we want you
4955would you rather join TSM of FaZe ?
4956Ninja or Nickmercs
4957summit or shroud ?
4958opinion on Fortnightmares
4959whens your birthday ?
4960show the most embarrassing photo on your phone hahaha
4961ths is gonna be boring for us all
4962can we not do this ever again
4963justitos sounds like doritos
4964justitos sounds lowkey like tostitos
4965lick my testicals
4966Kiss me hard & fuck me harder!
4967Your pants, they bother me. Take them off!
4968Moanday. Tongueday. Wetday. Thirstday. Freakday. Sexday. Suckday
4969Your face would look better between my legs
4970I swear to God I won’t stop until you’re shaking
4971Get your ass in my bed
4972Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
4973Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children. xDD
4974Life is sexually transmitted.
4975Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship
4976Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children. XD
4977Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
4978Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
4979Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose? They couldn't close his casket.
4980Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
49813 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
4982you're handsom mate BrainSlug
4983Ninja is my brother BrainSlug BrainSlug
4984will you ever be postin on YT ? BrainSlug BrainSlug
4985you should meet up with marc and jayy and prank people in rl haha BrainSlug
4986Snapchat @justitos BrainSlug BrainSlug
4987Instagram @justitos BrainSlug BrainSlug
4988why dont you post fortnite stuff on @justitos on instagram ? BrainSlug BrainSlug BrainSlug
4989i like that speaker in the back haha BrainSlug
4990nice room it's so.... WHITE BrainSlug
4991your hair looks weird today BrainSlug BrainSlug
4992Just sayin ma dude BrainSlug
4993we want you BrainSlug
4994would you rather join TSM of FaZe ? BrainSlug BrainSlug
4995Ninja or Nickmercs BrainSlug
4996summit or shroud ? BrainSlug
4997opinion on Fortnightmares BrainSlug
4998whens your birthday ? BrainSlug BrainSlug
4999show the most embarrassing photo on your phone hahaha BrainSlug BrainSlug
5000ths is gonna be boring for us all BrainSlug BrainSlug
5001can we not do this ever again BrainSlug
5002justitos sounds like doritos BrainSlug BrainSlug