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1James Joyce
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5Finnegans Wake
6Sources : Finwake.com; Finnegans Web.
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10Paris, 2011
11Book I
12   Chapter 1
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17   riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay,
18brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle
19and Environs.
20    Sir Tristram, violer d'amores, fr'over the short sea, had passencore
21rearrived from North Armorica on this side the scraggy isthmus of
22Europe Minor to wielderfight his penisolate war: nor had topsawyer's
23rocks by the stream Oconee exaggerated themselse to Laurens County's
24gorgios while they went doublin their mumper all the time: nor avoice
25from afire bellowsed mishe mishe to tauftauf thuartpeatrick: not yet,
26though venissoon after, had a kidscad buttended a bland old isaac: not
27yet, though all's fair in vanessy, were sosie sesthers wroth with twone
28nathandjoe. Rot a peck of pa's malt had Jhem or Shen brewed by
29arclight and rory end to the regginbrow was to be seen ringsome on the
30aquaface.
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32    The                                                                 fall
33(bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntro
34varrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk!) of a once wallstrait
35oldparr is retaled early in bed and later on life down through all christian
36minstrelsy. The great fall of the offwall entailed at such short notice the
37pftjschute of Finnegan, erse solid man, that the humptyhillhead of
38humself prumptly sends an unquiring one well to the west in quest of
39his tumptytumtoes: and their upturnpikepointandplace is at the knock
40out in the park where oranges have been laid to rust upon the green
41since devlinsfirst loved livvy.
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43    What clashes here of wills gen wonts, oystrygods gaggin fishygods!
44Brékkek Kékkek Kékkek Kékkek! Kóax Kóax Kóax! Ualu Ualu Ualu!
45Quaouauh! Where the Baddelaries partisans are still out to mathmaster
46Malachus Micgranes and the Verdons catapelting the camibalistics out
47of the Whoyteboyce of Hoodie Head. Assiegates and boomeringstroms.
48Sod's brood, be me fear! Sanglorians, save! Arms apeal with larms,
49appalling. Killykillkilly: a toll, a toll. What chance cuddleys, what
50cashels aired and ventilated! What bidimetoloves sinduced by what
51tegotetabsolvers! What true feeling for their's hayair with what strawng
52voice of false jiccup! O here here how hoth sprowled met the duskt the
53father of fornicationists but, (O my shining stars and body!) how hath
54fanespanned most high heaven the skysign of soft advertisement! But
55was iz? Iseut? Ere were sewers? The oaks of ald now they lie in peat yet
56elms leap where askes lay. Phall if you but will, rise you must: and none
57so soon either shall the pharce for the nunce come to a setdown secular
58phoenish.
59
60    Bygmester Finnegan, of the Stuttering Hand, freemen's maurer,
61lived in the broadest way immarginable in his rushlit toofarback for
62messuages before joshuan judges had given us numbers or Helviticus
63committed deuteronomy (one yeastyday he sternely struxk his tete in a
64tub for to watsch the future of his fates but ere he swiftly stook it out
65again, by the might of moses, the very water was eviparated and all the
66guenneses had met their exodus so that ought to show you what a
67pentschanjeuchy chap he was!) and during mighty odd years this man of
68hod, cement and edifices in Toper's Thorp piled buildung supra
69buildung pon the banks for the livers by the Soangso. He addle liddle
70phifie Annie ugged the little craythur. Wither hayre in honds tuck up
71your part inher. Oftwhile balbulous, mithre ahead, with goodly trowel in
72grasp and ivoroiled overalls which he habitacularly fondseed, like
73Haroun Childeric Eggeberth he would caligulate by multiplicables the
74alltitude and malltitude until he seesaw by neatlight of the liquor
75wheretwin 'twas born, his roundhead staple of other days to rise in
76undress maisonry upstanded (joygrantit!), a waalworth of a skyerscape
77of most eyeful hoyth entowerly, erigenating from next to nothing and
78celescalating the himals and all, hierarchitectitiptitoploftical, with a
79burning bush abob off its baubletop and with larrons o'toolers clittering
80up and tombles a'buckets clottering down.
81
82    Of the first was he to bare arms and a name: Wassaily Booslaeugh
83of Riesengeborg. His crest of huroldry, in vert with ancillars, troublant,
84argent, a hegoak, poursuivant, horrid, horned. His scutschum fessed,
85with archers strung, helio, of the second. Hootch is for husbandman
86handling his hoe. Hohohoho, Mister Finn, you're going to be Mister
87Finnagain! Comeday morm and, O, you're vine! Sendday's eve and, ah,
88you're vinegar! Hahahaha, Mister Funn, you're going to be fined again!
89
90    What then agentlike brought about that tragoady thundersday this
91municipal sin business? Our cubehouse still rocks as earwitness to the
92thunder of his arafatas but we hear also through successive ages that
93shebby choruysh of unkalified muzzlenimiissilehims that would
94blackguardise the whitestone ever hurtleturtled out of heaven. Stay us
95wherefore in our search for tighteousness, O Sustainer, what time we
96rise and when we take up to toothmick and before we lump down
97upown our leatherbed and in the night and at the fading of the stars! For
98a nod to the nabir is better than wink to the wabsanti. Otherways
99wesways like that provost scoffing bedoueen the jebel and the jpysian
100sea. Cropherb the crunchbracken shall decide. Then we'll know if the
101feast is a flyday. She has a gift of seek on site and she allcasually ansars
102helpers, the dreamydeary. Heed! Heed! It may half been a missfired
103brick, as some say, or it mought have been due to a collupsus of his
104back promises, as others looked at it. (There extand by now one
105thousand and one stories, all told, of the same). But so sore did abe ite
106ivvy's holired abbles, (what with the wallhall's horrors of rollsrights,
107carhacks, stonengens, kisstvanes, tramtrees, fargobawlers, autokinotons,
108hippohobbilies, streetfleets, tournintaxes, megaphoggs, circuses and
109wardsmoats and basilikerks and aeropagods and the hoyse and the
110jollybrool and the peeler in the coat and the mecklenburk bitch bite at
111his ear and the merlinburrow burrocks and his fore old porecourts, the
112bore the more, and his blightblack workingstacks at twelvepins a dozen
113and the noobibusses sleighding along Safetyfirst Street and the
114derryjellybies snooping around Tell-No-Tailors' Corner and the fumes
115and the hopes and the strupithump of his ville's indigenous
116romekeepers, homesweepers, domecreepers, thurum and thurum in
117fancymud murumd and all the uproor from all the aufroofs, a roof for
118may and a reef for hugh butt under his bridge suits tony) wan warning
119Phill filt tippling full. His howd feeled heavy, his hoddit did shake.
120(There was a wall of course in erection) Dimb! He stottered from the
121latter. Damb! he was dud. Dumb! Mastabatoom, mastabadtomm, when
122a mon merries his lute is all long. For whole the world to see.
123
124    Shize? I should shee! Macool, Macool, orra whyi deed ye diie? of a
125trying thirstay mournin? Sobs they sighdid at Fillagain's chrissormiss
126wake, all the hoolivans of the nation, prostrated in their consternation
127and their duodisimally profusive plethora of ululation. There was
128plumbs and grumes and cheriffs and citherers and raiders and cinemen
129too. And the all gianed in with the shoutmost shoviality. Agog and
130magog and the round of them agrog. To the continuation of that
131celebration until Hanandhunigan's extermination! Some in kinkin
132corass, more, kankan keening. Belling him up and filling him down.
133He's stiff but he's steady is Priam Olim! 'Twas he was the dacent
134gaylabouring youth. Sharpen        his pillowscone, tap up his bier!
135E'erawhere in this whorl would ye hear sich a din again? With their
136deepbrow fundigs and the dusty fidelios. They laid him brawdawn
137alanglast bed. With a bockalips       of finisky fore his feet. And a
138barrowload of guenesis hoer his head. Tee the tootal of the fluid hang
139the twoddle of the fuddled, O!
140
141    Hurrah, there is but young gleve for the owl globe wheels in view
142which is tautaulogically the same thing. Well, Him a being so on the
143flounder of his bulk like an overgrown babeling, let wee peep, see, at
144Hom, well, see peegee ought he ought, platterplate. Hum! From
145Shopalist to Bailywick or from ashtun to baronoath or from
146Buythebanks to Roundthehead or from the foot of the bill to ireglint's
147eye he calmly extensolies. And all the way (a horn!) from fiord to fjell
148his baywinds' oboboes shall wail him rockbound (hoahoahoah!) in
149swimswamswum and all the livvylong night, the delldale dalppling
150night, the night of bluerybells, her flittaflute in tricky trochees (O
151carina! O carina!) wake him. With her issavan essavans and her
152patterjackmartins about all them inns and ouses. Tilling a teel of a tum,
153telling a toll of a teary turty Taubling. Grace before Glutton. For what
154we are, gifs a gross if we are, about to believe. So pool the begg and
155pass the kish for crawsake. Omen. So sigh us. Grampupus is fallen
156down but grinny sprids the boord. Whase on the joint of a desh?
157Finfoefom the Fush. Whase be his baken head? A loaf of Singpantry's
158Kennedy bread. And whase hitched to the hop in his tayle? A glass of
159Danu U'Dunnell's foamous olde Dobbelin ayle. But, lo, as you would
160quaffoff his fraudstuff and sink teeth through that pyth of a flowerwhite
161bodey behold of him as behemoth for he is noewhemoe. Finiche! Only a
162fadograph of a yestern scene. Almost rubicund Salmosalar, ancient
163fromout the ages of the Agapemonides, he is smoltenin our mist,
164woebecanned and packt away. So that meal's dead off for summan,
165schlook, schlice and goodridhirring.
166
167    Yet may we not see still the brontoichthyan form outlined
168aslumbered, even in our own nighttime by the sedge of the troutling
169stream that Bronto loved and Brunto has a lean on. Hiccubat edilis.
170Apud libertinam parvulam. Whatif she be in flags or flitters, reekierags
171or sundyechosies, with a mint of mines or beggar a pinnyweight. Arrah,
172sure, we all love little Anny Ruiny, or, we mean to say, lovelittle Anna
173Rayiny, when unda her brella, mid piddle med puddle, she ninnygoes
174nannygoes nancing by. Yoh! Brontolone slaaps, yoh snoores. Upon
175Benn Heather, in Seeple Isout too. The cranic head on him, caster of his
176reasons, peer yuthner in yondmist. Whooth? His clay feet, swarded in
177verdigrass, stick up starck where he last fellonem, by the mund of the
178magazine wall, where our maggy seen all, with her sisterin shawl. While
179over against this belles' alliance beyind Ill Sixty, ollollowed ill! bagsides
180of the fort, bom, tarabom, tarabom, lurk the ombushes, the site of the
181lyffing-in-wait of the upjock and hockums. Hence when the clouds roll
182by, jamey, a proudseye view is enjoyable of our mounding's mass, now
183Wallinstone national museum, with, in some greenish distance, the
184charmful waterloose country and the two quitewhite villagettes who
185hear show of themselves so gigglesomes minxt the follyages, the
186prettilees! Penetrators are permitted into the museomound free. Welsh
187and the Paddy Patkinses, one shelenk! Redismembers invalids of old
188guard find poussepousse pousseypram to sate the sort of their butt. For
189her passkey supply to the janitrix, the mistress Kathe. Tip.
190
191    This the way to the museyroom. Mind your hats goan in! Now yiz
192are in the Willingdone Museyroom. This is a Prooshious gunn. This is a
193ffrinch. Tip. This is the flag of the Prooshious, the Cap and Soracer.
194This is the bullet that byng the flag of the Prooshious. This is the ffrinch
195that fire on the Bull that bang the flag of the Prooshious. Saloos the
196Crossgunn! Up with your pike and fork! Tip. (Bullsfoot! Fine!) This is
197the triplewon hat of Lipoleum. Tip. Lipoleumhat. This is the
198Willingdone on his same white harse, the Cokenhape. This is the big
199Sraughter Willingdone, grand and magentic in his goldtin spurs and his
200ironed dux and his quarterbrass woodyshoes and his magnate's gharters
201and his bangkok's best and goliar's goloshes and his pulluponeasyan
202wartrews. This is his big wide harse. Tip. This is the three lipoleum
203boyne grouching down in the living detch. This is an inimyskilling
204inglis, this is a scotcher grey, this is a davy, stooping. This is the bog
205lipoleum mordering the lipoleum beg. A Gallawghurs argaumunt. This
206is the petty lipoleum boy that was nayther bag nor bug. Assaye, assaye!
207Touchole Fitz Tuomush. Dirty MacDyke. And Hairy O'Hurry. All of
208them arminus-varminus. This is Delian alps. This is Mont Tivel, this is
209Mont Tipsey, this is the Grand Mons Injun. This is the crimealine of the
210alps hooping to sheltershock the three lipoleums. This is the jinnies with
211their legahorns feinting to read in their handmade's book of stralegy
212while making their war undisides the Willingdone. The jinnies is a
213cooin her hand and the jinnies is a ravin her hair and the Willingdone git
214the band up. This is big Willingdone mormorial tallowscoop
215Wounderworker obscides on the flanks of the jinnies. Sexcaliber
216hrosspower. Tip. This is me Belchum sneaking his phillippy out of his
217most Awful Grimmest Sunshat Cromwelly. Looted. This is the jinnies'
218hastings dispatch for to irrigate the Willingdone. Dispatch in thin red
219lines cross the shortfront of me Belchum. Yaw, yaw, yaw! Leaper
220Orthor. Fear siecken! Fieldgaze thy tiny frow. Hugacting. Nap. That
221was the tictacs of the jinnies for to fontannoy the Willingdone. Shee,
222shee, shee! The jinnies is jillous agincourting all the lipoleums. And the
223lipoleums is gonn boycottoncrezy onto the one Willingdone. And the
224Willingdone git the band up. This is bode Belchum, bonnet to busby,
225breaking his secred word with a ball up his ear to the Willingdone. This
226is the Willingdone's hurold dispitchback. Dispitch desployed on the
227regions rare of me Belchum. Salamangra! Ayi, ayi, ayi! Cherry jinnies.
228Figtreeyou! Damn fairy ann, Voutre. Willingdone. That was the first
229joke of Willingdone, tic for tac. Hee, hee, hee! This is me Belchum in
230his twelvemile cowchooks, weet, tweet and stampforth foremost,
231footing the camp for the jinnies. Drink a sip, drankasup, for he's as
232sooner buy a guinness than he'd stale store stout. This is Rooshious
233balls. This is a ttrinch. This is mistletropes. This is Canon Futter with
234the popynose. After his hundred days' indulgence. This is the blessed.
235Tarra's widdars! This is jinnies in the bonny bawn blooches. This is
236lipoleums in the rowdy howses. This is the Willingdone, by the splinters
237of Cork, order fire. Tonnerre! (Bullsear! Play!) This is camelry, this is
238floodens, this is the solphereens in action, this is their mobbily, this is
239panickburns. Almeidagad! Arthiz too loose! This is Willingdone cry.
240Brum! Brum! Cumbrum! This is jinnies cry. Underwetter! Goat strip
241Finnlambs! This is jinnies rinning away to their ousterlists dowan a
242bunkersheels. With a nip nippy nip and a trip trippy trip so airy. For
243their heart's right there. Tip. This is me Belchum's tinkyou tankyou
244silvoor plate for citchin the crapes in the cool of his canister. Poor the
245pay! This is the bissmark of the marathon merry of the jinnies they left
246behind them. This is the Willingdone branlish his same marmorial
247tallowscoop SophyKey-Po for his royal divorsion on the rinnaway
248jinnies. Gambariste della porca! Dalaveras fimmieras! This is the
249pettiest of the lipoleums, Toffeethief, that spy on the Willingdone from
250his big white harse, the Capeinhope. Stonewall Willingdone is an old
251maxy montrumeny. Lipoleums is nice hung bushellors. This is hiena
252hinnessy laughing alout at the Willingdone. This is lipsyg dooley
253krieging the funk from the hinnessy. This is the hinndoo Shimar Shin
254between the dooley boy and the hinnessy. Tip. This is the wixy old
255Willingdone picket up the half of the threefoiled hat of lipoleums
256fromoud of the bluddle filth. This is the hinndoo waxing ranjymad for a
257bombshoob. This is the Willingdone hanking the half of the hat of
258lipoleums up the tail on the buckside of his big white harse. Tip. That
259was the last joke of Willingdone. Hit, hit, hit! This is the same white
260harse of the Willingdone, Culpenhelp, waggling his tailoscrupp with the
261half of a hat of lipoleums to insoult on the hinndoo seeboy. Hney, hney,
262hney! (Bullsrag! Foul!) This is the seeboy, madrashattaras, upjump and
263pumpim, cry to the Willingdone: Ap Pukkaru! Pukka Yurap! This is the
264Willingdone, bornstable ghentleman, tinders his maxbotch to the
265cursigan Shimar Shin. Basucker youstead! This is the dooforhim seeboy
266blow the whole of the half of the hat of lipoleums off of the top of the
267tail on the back of his big wide harse. Tip (Bullseye! Game!) How
268Copenhagen ended. This way the museyroom. Mind your boots goan
269out.
270
271       Phew!
272    What a warm time we were in there but how keling is here the
273airabouts! We nowhere she lives but you mussna tell annaone for the
274lamp of Jig-a-Lanthern! It's a candlelittle houthse of a month and one
275windies.    Downadown,        High     Downadown.        And     nummered
276quaintlymine. And such reasonable weather too! The wagrant wind's
277awalt'zaround the piltdowns and on every blasted knollyrock (if you can
278spot fifty I spy four more) there's that gnarlybird ygathering, a runalittle,
279doalittle, preealittle, pouralittle, wipealittle, kicksalittle, severalittle,
280eatalittle, whinealittle, kenalittle, helfalittle, pelfalittle gnarlybird. A
281verytableland of bleakbardfields! Under his seven wrothschields lies
282one, Lumproar. His glav toside him. Skud ontorsed. Our pigeons pair
283are flewn for northcliffs. The three of crows have flapped it southenly,
284kraaking of de baccle to the kvarters of that sky whence triboos answer;
285Wail, 'tis well! She niver comes out when Thon's on shower or when
286Thon's flash with his Nixy girls or when Thon's blowing toomcracks
287down the gaels of Thon. No nubo no! Neblas on you liv! Her would be
288too moochy afreet. Of Burymeleg and Bindmerollingeyes and all the
289deed in the woe. Fe fo fom! She jist does hopes till byes will be byes.
290Here, and it goes on to appear now, she comes, a peacefugle, a parody's
291bird, a peri potmother, a pringlpik in the ilandiskippy, with peewee and
292powwows in beggybaggy on her bickybacky and a flick flask
293fleckflinging its pixylighting pacts' huemeramybows, picking here,
294pecking there, pussypussy plunderpussy. But it's the armitides toonigh,
295militopucos, and toomourn we wish for a muddy kissmans to the
296minutia workers and there's to be a gorgeups truce for happinest
297childher everwere. Come nebo me and suso sing the day we sallybright.
298She's burrowed the coacher's headlight the better to pry (who goes cute
299goes siocur and shoos aroun) and all spoiled goods go into her nabsack:
300curtrages and rattlin buttins, nappy spattees and flasks of all nations,
301clavicures and scampulars, maps, keys and woodpiles of haypennies and
302moonled brooches with bloodstaned breeks in em, boaston nightgarters
303and masses of shoesets and nickelly nacks and foder allmicheal and a
304lugly parson of cates and howitzer muchears and midgers and maggets,
305ills and ells with loffs of toffs and pleures of bells and the last sigh that
306come fro the hart (bucklied!) and the fairest sin the sunsaw (that's
307cearc!). With Kiss. Kiss Criss. Cross Criss. Kiss Cross. Undo lives 'end.
308Slain.
309
310    How bootifull and how truetowife of her, when strengly forebidden,
311to steal our historic presents from the past postpropheticals so as to will
312make us all lordyheirs and ladymaidesses of a pretty nice kettle of fruit.
313She is livving in our midst of debt and laffing through all plores for us
314(her birth is uncontrollable), with a naperon for her mask and her
315sabboes kickin arias (so sair! so solly!) if yous ask me and I saack you.
316Hou! Hou! Gricks may rise and Troysirs fall (there being two sights for
317ever a picture) for in the byways of high improvidence that's what
318makes lifework leaving and the world's a cell for citters to cit in. Let
319young wimman run away with the story and let young min talk smooth
320behind the butteler's back. She knows her knight's duty while Luntum
321sleeps. Did ye save any tin? says he. Did I what? with a grin says she.
322And we all like a marriedann because she is mercenary. Though the
323length of the land lies under liquidation (floote!) and there's nare a
324hairbrow nor an eyebush on this glaubrous phace of Herrschuft
325Whatarwelter she'll loan a vesta and hire some peat and sarch the shores
326her cockles to heat and she'll do all a turfwoman can to piff the business
327on. Paff. To puff the blaziness on. Poffpoff. And even if Humpty shell
328fall frumpty times as awkward again in the beardsboosoloom of all our
329grand remonstrancers there'll be iggs for the brekkers come to
330mournhim, sunny side up with care. So true is it that therewhere's a
331turnover the tay is wet too and when you think you ketch sight of a hind
332make sure but you're cocked by a hin.
333
334    Then as she is on her behaviourite job of quainance bandy, fruting
335for firstlings and taking her tithe, we may take our review of the two
336mounds to see nothing of the himples here as at elsewhere, by sixes and
337sevens, like so many heegills and collines, sitton aroont, scentbreeched
338ant somepotreek, in their swishawish satins and their taffetaffe tights,
339playing Wharton's Folly, at a treepurty on the planko in the purk. Stand
340up, mickos! Make strake for minnas! By order, Nicholas Proud. We
341may see and hear nothing if we choose of the shortlegged bergins off
342Corkhill or the bergamoors of Arbourhill or the bergagambols of
343Summerhill or the bergincellies of Miseryhill or the countrybossed
344bergones of Constitutionhill though every crowd has its several tones
345and every trade has its clever mechanics and each harmonical has a
346point of its own, Olaf's on the rise and Ivor's on the lift and Sitric's
347place's between them. But all they are all there scraping along to sneeze
348out a likelihood that will solve and salve life's robulous rebus, hopping
349round his middle like kippers on a griddle, O, as he lays dormont from
350the macroborg of Holdhard to the microbirg of Pied de Poudre. Behove
351this sound of Irish sense. Really? Here English might be seen. Royally?
352One sovereign punned to petery pence. Regally? The silence speaks the
353scene. Fake!
354
355    So This Is Dyoublong?
356
357    Hush! Caution! Echoland!
358
359    How charmingly exquisite! It reminds you of the outwashed
360engravure that we used to be blurring on the blotchwall of his innkempt
361house. Used they? (I am sure that tiring chabelshoveller with the
362mujikal chocolat box, Miry Mitchel, is listening) I say, the remains of
363the outworn gravemure where used to be blurried the Ptollmens of the
364Incabus. Used we? (He is only pretendant to be stugging at the jubalee
365harp from a second existed lishener, Fiery Farrelly.) It is well known.
366Lokk for himself and see the old butte new. Dbln. W. K. O. O. Hear?
367By the mausolime wall. Fimfim fimfim. With a grand funferall.
368Fumfum fumfum. 'Tis optophone which ontophanes. List! Wheatstone's
369magic lyer. They will be tuggling foriver. They will be lichening for
370allof. They will be pretumbling forover. The harpsdischord shall be
371theirs for ollaves.
372
373    Four things therefore, saith our herodotary Mammon Lujius in his
374grand old historiorum, wrote near Boriorum, bluest book in baile's
375annals, f. t. in Dyffinarsky ne'er sall fail tilheathersmoke and cloudweed
376Eire's ile sall pall. And here now they are, the fear of um. T. Totities!
377Unum. (Adar.) A bulbenboss surmounted upon an alderman. Ay, ay!
378Duum. (Nizam.) A shoe on a puir old wobban. Ah, ho! Triom. (Tamuz.)
379An auburn mayde, o'brine a'bride, to be desarted. Adear, adear!
380Quodlibus. (Marchessvan.) A penn no weightier nor a polepost. And so.
381And all. (Succoth.)
382
383    So, how idlers' wind turning pages on pages, as innocens with
384anaclete play popeye antipop, the leaves of the living in the boke of the
385deeds, annals of themselves timing the cycles of events grand and
386national, bring fassilwise to pass how.
387
388    1132 A.D. Men like to ants or emmets wondern upon a groot hwide
389Whallfisk which lay in a Runnel. Blubby wares upat Ublanium.
390
391    566 A.D. On Baalfire's night of this year after deluge a crone that
392hadde a wickered Kish for to hale dead turves from the bog lookit under
393the blay of her Kish as she ran for to sothisfeige her cowrieosity and be
394me sawl but she found hersell sackvulle of swart goody quickenshoon
395and small illigant brogues, so rich in sweat. Blurry works at
396Hurdlesford.
397
398    (Silent.)
399
400    566 A.D. At this time it fell out that a brazenlockt damsel grieved
401(sobralasolas!) because that Puppette her minion was ravisht of her by
402the ogre Puropeus Pious. Bloody wars in Ballyaughacleeaghbally.
403    1132. A.D. Two sons at an hour were born until a goodman and his
404hag. These sons called themselves Caddy and Primas. Primas was a
405santryman and drilled all decent people. Caddy went to Winehouse and
406wrote o peace a farce. Blotty words for Dublin.
407
408    Somewhere, parently, in the ginnandgo gap between antediluvious
409and annadominant the copyist must have fled with his scroll. The billy
410flood rose or an elk charged him or the sultrup worldwright from the
411excelsissimost empyrean (bolt, in sum) earthspake or the Dannamen
412gallous banged pan the bliddy duran. A scribicide then and there is led
413off under old's code with some fine covered by six marks or ninepins in
414metalmen for the sake of his labour's dross while it will be only now and
415again in our rear of o'er era, as an upshoot of military and civil
416engagements, that a gynecure was let on to the scuffold for taking that
417same fine sum covertly by meddlement with the drawers of his
418neighbour's safe.
419
420    Now after all that farfatch'd and peragrine or dingnant or clere lift
421we our ears, eyes of the darkness, from the tome of Liber Lividus and,
422(toh!), how paisibly eirenical, all dimmering dunes and gloamering
423glades, selfstretches afore us our fredeland's plain! Lean neath stone
424pine the pastor lies with his crook; young pricket by pricket's sister
425nibbleth on returned viridities; amaid her rocking grasses the herb trinity
426shams lowliness; skyup is of evergrey. Thus, too, for donkey's years.
427Since the bouts of Hebear and Hairyman the cornflowers have been
428staying at Ballymun, the duskrose has choosed out Goatstown's hedges,
429twolips have pressed togatherthem by sweet Rush, townland of
430twinedlights, the whitethorn and the redthorn have fairygeyed the
431mayvalleys of Knockmaroon, and, though for rings round them, during
432a chiliad of perihelygangs, the Formoreans have brittled the tooath of
433the Danes and the Oxman has been pestered by the Firebugs and the
434Joynts have thrown up jerrybuilding to the Kevanses and Little on the
435Green is childsfather to the City (Year! Year! And laughtears!), these
436paxsealing buttonholes have quadrilled across the centuries and whiff
437now whafft to us, fresh and made-of-all-smiles as, on the eve of
438Killallwho.
439
440    @The babbelers with their thangas vain have been (confusium hold
441them!) they were and went; thigging thugs were and houhnhymn
442songtoms were and comely norgels were and pollyfool fiansees. Menn
443have thawed, clerks have surssurhummed, the blond has sought of the
444brune: Elsekiss thou may, mean Kerry piggy?: and the duncledames
445have countered with the hellish fellows: Who ails tongue coddeau,
446aspace of dumbillsilly? And they fell upong one another: and
447themselves they have fallen. And still nowanights and by nights of yore
448do all bold floras of the field to their shyfaun lovers say only: Cull me
449ere I wilt to thee!: and, but a little later: Pluck me whilst I blush! Well
450may they wilt, marry, and profusedly blush, be troth! For that saying is
451as old as the howitts. Lave a whale a while in a whillbarrow (isn't it the
452truath I'm tallin ye?) to have fins and flippers that shimmy and shake.
453Tim Timmycan timped hir, tampting Tam. Fleppety! Flippety! Fleapow!
454   Hop!
455
456   In the name of Anem this carl on the kopje in pelted thongs a parth a
457lone who the joebiggar be he? Forshapen his pigmaid hoagshead,
458shroonk his plodsfoot. He hath locktoes, this shortshins, and, Obeold
459that's pectoral, his mammamuscles most mousterious. It is slaking
460nuncheon out of some thing's brain pan. Me seemeth a dragon man. He
461is almonthst on the kiep fief by here, is Comestipple Sacksoun, be it
462junipery or febrewery, marracks or alebrill or the ramping riots of
463pouriose and froriose. What a quhare soort of a mahan. It is evident the
464michindaddy. Lets we overstep his fire defences and these kraals of
465slitsucked marrogbones. (Cave!) He can prapsposterus the pillory way
466to Hirculos pillar. Come on, fool porterfull, hosiered women blown
467monk sewer? Scuse us, chorley guy! You tollerday donsk? N. You
468tolkatiff scowegian? Nn. You spigotty anglease? Nnn. You phonio
469saxo? Nnnn. Clear all so! 'Tis a Jute. Let us swop hats and excheck a
470few strong verbs weak oach eather yapyazzard abast the blooty creeks.
471
472   Jute. — Yutah!
473
474   Mutt. — Mukk's pleasurad.
475
476   Jute. — Are you jeff?
477
478   Mutt. — Somehards.
479
480   Jute. — But you are not jeffmute?
481
482   Mutt. — Noho. Only an utterer.
483
484   Jute. — Whoa? Whoat is the mutter with you?
485    Mutt. — I became a stun a stummer.
486
487    Jute. — What a hauhauhauhaudibble thing, to be cause! How,
488Mutt?
489
490    Mutt. — Aput the buttle, surd.
491
492    Jute. — Whose poddle? Wherein?
493
494    Mutt. — The Inns of Dungtarf where Used awe to be he.
495
496    Jute. — You that side your voise are almost inedible to me. Become
497a bitskin more wiseable, as if I were you.
498
499    Mutt. — Has? Has at? Hasatency? Urp, Boohooru! Booru Usurp! I
500trumple from rath in mine mines when I rimimirim!
501
502    Jute. — One eyegonblack. Bisons is bisons. Let me fore all your
503hasitancy cross your qualm with trink gilt. Here have sylvan coyne, a
504piece of oak. Ghinees hies good for you.
505
506    Mutt. — Louee, louee! How wooden I not know it, the intellible
507greytcloak of Cedric Silkyshag! Cead mealy faulty rices for one dabblin
508bar. Old grilsy growlsy! He was poached on in that eggtentical spot.
509Here where the liveries, Monomark. There where the missers moony,
510Minnikin passe.
511
512    Jute. — Simply because as Taciturn pretells, our wrongstory-
513shortener, he dumptied the wholeborrow of rubbages on to soil here.
514
515    Mutt. — Just how a puddinstone inat the brookcells by a riverpool.
516
517    Jute. — Load Allmarshy! Wid wad for a norse like?
518    Mutt. — Somular with a bull on a clompturf. Rooks roarum rex
519roome! I could snore to him of the spumy horn, with his woolseley side
520in, by the neck I am sutton on, did Brian d' of Linn.
521
522    Jute. — Boildoyle and rawhoney on me when I can beuraly
523forsstand a weird from sturk to finnic in such a patwhat as your
524rutterdamrotter. Onheard of and umscene! Gut aftermeal! See you
525doomed.
526
527    Mutt. — Quite agreem. Bussave a sec. Walk a dunblink roundward
528this albutisle and you skull see how olde ye plaine of my Elters, hunfree
529and ours, where wone to wail whimbrel to peewee o'er the saltings,
530where wilby citie by law of isthmon, where by a droit of signory, icefloe
531was from his Inn the Byggning to whose Finishthere Punct. Let erehim
532ruhmuhrmuhr. Mearmerge two races, swete and brack. Morthering rue.
533Hither, craching eastuards, they are in surgence: hence, cool at ebb, they
534requiesce. Countlessness of livestories have netherfallen by this plage,
535flick as flowflakes, litters from aloft, like a waast wizzard all of
536whirlworlds. Now are all tombed to the mound, isges to isges, erde from
537erde. Pride, O pride, thy prize!
538
539    Jute. — 'Stench!
540
541    Mutt. — Fiatfuit! Hereinunder lyethey. Llarge by the smal an'
542everynight life olso th'estrange, babylone the greatgrandhotelled with tit
543tit tittlehouse, alp on earwig, drukn on ild, likeas equal to anequal in this
544sound seemetery which iz leebez luv.
545
546    Jute. — 'Zmorde!
547    Mutt. — Meldundleize! By the fearse wave behoughted. Despond's
548sung. And thanacestross mound have swollup them all. This ourth of
549years is not save brickdust and being humus the same roturns. He who
550runes may rede it on all fours. O'c'stle, n'wc'stle, tr'c'stle, crumbling!
551Sell me sooth the fare for Humblin! Humblady Fair. But speak it
552allsosiftly, moulder! Be in your whisht!
553
554    Jute. — Whysht?
555
556    Mutt. — The gyant Forficules with Amni the fay.
557
558    Jute. — Howe?
559
560    Mutt. — Here is viceking's graab.
561
562    Jute. — Hwaad!
563
564    Mutt. — Ore you astoneaged, jute you?
565
566    Jute. — Oye am thonthorstrok, thing mud.
567
568    (Stoop) if you are abcedminded, to this claybook, what curios of
569signs (please stoop), in this allaphbed! Can you rede (since We and
570Thou had it out already) its world? It is the same told of all. Many.
571Miscegenations on miscegenations. Tieckle. They lived und laughed ant
572loved end left. Forsin. Thy thingdome is given to the Meades and
573Porsons. The meandertale, aloss and again, of our old Heidenburgh in
574the days when Head-in-Clouds walked the earth. In the ignorance that
575implies impression that knits knowledge that finds the nameform that
576whets the wits that convey contacts that sweeten sensation that drives
577desire that adheres to attachment that dogs death that bitches birth that
578entails the ensuance of existentiality. But with a rush out of his navel
579reaching the reredos of Ramasbatham. A terricolous vivelyonview this;
580queer and it continues to be quaky. A hatch, a celt, an earshare the
581pourquose of which was to cassay the earthcrust at all of hours,
582furrowards, bagawards, like yoxen at the turnpaht. Here say figurines
583billycoose arming and mounting. Mounting and arming bellicose
584figurines see here. Futhorc, this liffle effingee is for a firefing called a
585flintforfall. Face at the eased! O I fay! Face at the waist! Ho, you fie!
586
587Upwap and dump em,         ace to     ace! When a part so ptee does duty
588for the holos we soon grow to use of an allforabit. Here (please to stoop)
589are selveran cued peteet peas of quite a pecuniar interest inaslittle as
590they are the pellets that make the tomtummy's pay roll. Right rank
591ragnar rocks and with these rox orangotangos rangled rough and
592rightgorong. Wisha, wisha, whydidtha? Thik is for thorn that's thuck in
593its thoil like thumfool's thraitor thrust for vengeance. What a mnice old
594mness it all mnakes! A middenhide hoard of objects! Olives, beets,
595kimmells, dollies, alfrids, beatties, cormacks and daltons. Owlets' eegs
596(O stoop to please!) are here, creakish from age and all now quite
597epsilene, and oldwolldy wobblewers, haudworth a wipe o grass. Sss!
598See the snake wurrums everyside! Our durlbin is sworming in sneaks.
599They came to our island from triangular Toucheaterre beyond the wet
600prairie rared up in the midst of the cargon of prohibitive pomefructs but
601along landed Paddy Wippingham and the his garbagecans cotched the
602creeps of them pricker than our whosethere outofman could quick up
603her whatsthats. Somedivide and sumthelot but the tally turns round the
604same balifuson. Racketeers and bottloggers.
605
606    Axe on thwacks on thracks, axenwise. One by one place one be
607three dittoh and one before. Two nursus one make a plausible free and
608idim behind. Starting off with a big boaboa and threelegged calvers and
609ivargraine jadesses with a message in their mouths. And a
610hundreadfilled unleavenweight of liberorumqueue to con an we can till
611allhorrors eve. What a meanderthalltale to unfurl and with what an end
612in view of squattor and anntisquattor and postproneauntisquattor! To
613say too us to be every tim, nick and larry of us, sons of the sod, sons,
614littlesons, yea and lealittlesons, when usses not to be, every sue, siss and
615sally of us, dugters of Nan! Accusative ahnsire! Damadam to infinities!
616
617    True there was in nillohs dieybos as yet no lumpend papeer in the
618waste, and mightmountain Penn still groaned for the micies to let flee.
619All was of ancientry. You gave me a boot (signs on it!) and I ate the
620wind. I quizzed you a quid (with for what?) and you went to the quod.
621But the world, mind, is, was and will be writing its own wrunes for ever,
622man, on all matters that fall under the ban of our infrarational senses
623fore the last milchcamel, the heartvein throbbing between his
624eyebrowns, has still to moor before the tomb of his cousin charmian
625where his date is tethered by the palm that's hers. But the horn, the
626drinking, the day of dread are not now. A bone, a pebble, a ramskin;
627chip them, chap them, cut them up allways; leave them to terracook in
628the muttheringpot: and Gutenmorg with his cromagnom charter,
629tintingfast and great primer must once for omniboss step rubrickredd out
630of the wordpress else is there no virtue more in alcohoran. For that (the
631rapt one warns) is what papyr is meed of, made of, hides and hints and
632misses in prints. Till ye finally (though not yet endlike) meet with the
633acquaintance of Mister Typus, Mistress Tope and all the little typtopies.
634Fillstup. So you need hardly spell me how every word will be bound
635over to carry three score and ten toptypsical readings throughout the
636book of Doublends Jined (may his forehead be darkened with mud who
637would sunder!) till Daleth, mahomahouma, who oped it closeth thereof
638the. Dor.
639
640    Cry not yet! There's many a smile to Nondum, with sytty maids per
641man, sir, and the park's so dark by kindlelight. But look what you have
642in your handself! The movibles are scrawling in motions, marching, all
643of them ago, in pitpat and zingzang for every busy eerie whig's a bit of a
644torytale to tell. One's upon a thyme and two's behind their lettice leap
645and three's among the strubbely beds. And the chicks picked their teeths
646and the dombkey he begay began. You can ask your ass if he believes it.
647And so cuddy me only wallops have heels. That one of a wife with folty
648barnets. For then was the age when hoops ran high. Of a noarch and a
649chopwife; of a pomme full grave and a fammy of levity; or of golden
650youths that wanted gelding; or of what the mischievmiss made a man
651do. Malmarriedad he was reversogassed by the frisque of her frasques
652and her prytty pyrrhique. Maye faye, she's la gaye this snaky woman!
653From that trippiery toe expectungpelick! Veil, volantine, valentine eyes.
654She's the very besch Winnie blows Nay on good. Flou inn, flow ann.
655Hohore! So it's sure it was her not we! But lay it easy, gentle mien, we
656are in rearing of a norewhig. So weenybeenyveenyteeny. Comsy see!
657Hetwis if ee newt. Lissom! lissom! I am doing it. Hark, the corne
658entreats! And the larpnotes prittle.
659
660    It was of a night, late, lang time agone, in an auldstane eld, when
661Adam was delvin and his madameen spinning watersilts, when mulk
662mountynotty man was everybully and the first leal ribberrobber that
663ever had her ainway everybuddy to his lovesaking eyes and everybilly
664lived alove with everybiddy else, and Jarl van Hoother had his burnt
665head high up in his lamphouse, laying cold hands on himself. And his
666two little jiminies, cousins of ourn, Tristopher and Hilary, were
667kickaheeling their dummy on the oil cloth flure of his homerigh, castle
668and earthenhouse. And, be dermot, who come to the keep of his inn only
669the nieceof-his-in-law, the prankquean. And the prankquean pulled a
670rosy one and made her wit foreninst the dour. And she lit up and
671fireland was ablaze. And spoke she to the dour in her petty perusienne:
672Mark the Wans, why do I am alook alike a poss of porterpease? And
673that was how the skirtmisshes began. But the dour handworded her
674grace in dootch nossow: Shut! So her grace o'malice kidsnapped up the
675jiminy Tristopher and into the shandy westerness she rain, rain, rain.
676And Jarl van Hoother warlessed after her with soft dovesgall: Stop deef
677stop come back to my earin stop. But she swaradid to him: Unlikelihud.
678And there was a brannewail that same sabboath night of falling angles
679somewhere in Erio. And the prankquean went for her forty years' walk
680in Tourlemonde and she washed the blessings of the lovespots off the
681jiminy with soap sulliver suddles and she had her four owlers masters
682for to tauch him his tickles and she convorted him to the onesure
683allgood and he became a luderman. So then she started to rain and to
684rain and, be redtom, she was back again at Jarl van Hoother's in a brace
685of samers and the jiminy with her in her pinafrond, lace at night, at
686another time. And where did she come but to the bar of his bristolry.
687And Jarl von Hoother had his baretholobruised heels drowned in his
688cellarmalt, shaking warm hands with himself and the jimminy Hilary
689and the dummy in their first infancy were below on the tearsheet,
690wringing and coughing, like brodar and histher. And the prankquean
691nipped a paly one and lit up again and redcocks flew flackering from the
692hillcombs. And she made her witter before the wicked, saying: Mark the
693Twy, why do I am alook alike two poss of porterpease? And: Shut! says
694the wicked, handwording her madesty. So her madesty aforethought set
695down a jiminy and took up a jiminy and all the lilipath ways to
696Woeman's Land she rain, rain, rain. And Jarl von Hoother bleethered
697atter her with a loud finegale: Stop domb stop come back with my
698earring stop. But the prankquean swaradid: Am liking it. And there was
699a wild old grannewwail that laurency night of starshootings somewhere
700in Erio. And the prankquean went for her forty years' walk in
701Turnlemeem and she punched the curses of cromcruwell with the nail of
702a top into the jiminy and she had her four larksical monitrix to touch
703him his tears and she provorted him to the onecertain allsecure and he
704became a tristian. So then she started raining, raining, and in a pair of
705changers, be dom ter, she was back again at Jarl von Hoother's and the
706Larryhill with her under her abromette. And why would she halt at all if
707not by the ward of his mansionhome of another nice lace for the third
708charm? And Jarl von Hoother had his hurricane hips up to his
709pantrybox, ruminating in his holdfour stomachs (Dare! O dare!), and the
710jiminy Toughertrees and the dummy were belove on the watercloth,
711kissing and spitting, and roguing and poghuing, like knavepaltry and
712naivebride and in their second infancy. And the prankquean picked a
713blank and lit out and the valleys lay twinkling. And she made her wittest
714in front of the arkway of trihump, asking: Mark the Tris, why do I am
715alook alike three poss of porter pease? But that was how the skirtmishes
716endupped. For like the campbells acoming with a fork lance of
717lightning, Jarl von Hoother Boanerges himself, the old terror of the
718dames, came hip hop handihap out through the pikeopened arkway of
719his three shuttoned castles, in his broadginger hat and his civic chollar
720and his allabuff hemmed and his bullbraggin soxangloves and his
721ladbroke breeks and his cattegut bandolair and his fur- framed
722panuncular cumbottes like a rudd yellan gruebleen orangeman in his
723violet indigonation, to the whole longth of the strongth of his bowman's
724bill. And he clopped his rude hand to his eacy hitch and he ordurd and
725his thick spch spck for her to shut up shop, dappy. And the duppy shot
726the                             shutter                             clup
727(Perkodhuskurunbarggruauyagokgorlayorgromgremmitghundhurthruma
728thunaradidillifaititillibumullunukkunun!) And they all drank free. For
729one man in his armour was a fat match always for any girls under
730shurts. And that was the first peace of illiterative porthery in all the
731flamend floody flatuous world. How kirssy the tiler made a sweet
732unclose to the Narwhealian captol. Saw fore shalt thou sea. Betoun ye
733and be. The prankquean was to hold her dummyship and the jimminies
734was to keep the peacewave and van Hoother was to git the wind up.
735Thus the hearsomeness of the burger felicitates the whole of the polis.
736
737    O foenix culprit! Ex nickylow malo comes mickelmassed bonum.
738Hill, rill, ones in company, billeted, less be proud of. Breast high and
739bestride! Only for that these will not breathe upon Norronesen or
740Irenean the secrest of their soorcelossness. Quarry silex, Homfrie
741Noanswa! Undy gentian festyknees, Livia Noanswa? Wolkencap is on
742him, frowned; audiurient, he would evesdrip, were it mous at hand,
743were it dinn of bottles in the far ear. Murk, his vales are darkling. With
744lipth she lithpeth to him all to time of thuch on thuch and thow on thow.
745She he she ho she ha to la. Hairfluke, if he could bad twig her!
746Impalpabunt, he abhears. The soundwaves are his buffeteers; they
747trompe him with their trompes; the wave of roary and the wave of
748hooshed and the wave of hawhawhawrd and the wave of
749neverheedthemhorseluggarsandlisteltomine.       Landloughed      by    his
750neaghboormistress and perpetrified in his offsprung, sabes and suckers,
751the moaning pipers could tell him to his faceback, the louthly one whose
752loab we are devorers of, how butt for his hold halibutt, or her to her
753pudor puff, the lipalip one whose libe we drink at, how biff for her
754tiddywink of a windfall, our breed and washer givers, there would not
755be a holey spier on the town nor a vestal flouting in the dock, nay to
756make plein avowels, nor a yew nor an eye to play cash cash in Novo
757Nilbud by swamplight nor a' toole o' tall o' toll and noddy hint to the
758convaynience.
759
760    He dug in and dug out by the skill of his tilth for himself and all
761belonging to him and he sweated his crew beneath his auspice for the
762living and he urned his dread, that dragon volant, and he made louse for
763us and delivered us to boll weevils amain, that mighty liberator, Unfru-
764Chikda-Uru-Wukru and begad he did, our ancestor most worshipful, till
765he thought of a better one in his windower's house with that blushmantle
766upon him from earsend to earsend. And would again could whispring
767grassies wake him and may again when the fiery bird disembers. And
768will again if so be sooth by elder to his youngers shall be said. Have you
769whines for my wedding, did you bring bride and bedding, will you
770whoop for my deading is a? Wake? Usgueadbaugham!
771
772    Anam muck an dhoul! Did ye drink me doornail?
773
774    Now be aisy, good Mr Finnimore, sir. And take your laysure like a
775god on pension and don't be walking abroad. Sure you'd only lose
776yourself in Healiopolis now the way your roads in Kapelavaster are that
777winding there after the calvary, the North Umbrian and the Fivs Barrow
778and Waddlings Raid and the Bower Moore and wet your feet maybe
779with the foggy dew's abroad. Meeting some sick old bankrupt or the
780Cottericks' donkey with his shoe hanging, clankatachankata, or a slut
781snoring with an impure infant on a bench. 'Twould turn you against life,
782so 'twould. And the weather's that mean too. To part from Devlin is hard
783as Nugent knew, to leave the clean tanglesome one lushier than its
784neighbour enfranchisable fields but let your ghost have no grievance.
785You're better off, sir, where you are, primesigned in the full of your
786dress, bloodeagle waistcoat and all, remembering your shapes and sizes
787on the pillow of your babycurls under your sycamore by the keld water
788where the Tory's clay will scare the varmints and have all you want,
789pouch, gloves, flask, bricket, kerchief, ring and amberulla, the whole
790treasure of the pyre, in the land of souls with Homin and Broin Baroke
791and pole ole Lonan and Nobucketnozzler and the Guinnghis Khan. And
792we'll be coming here, the ombre players, to rake your gravel and
793bringing you presents, won't we, fenians? And it isn't our spittle we'll
794stint you of, is it, druids? Not shabbty little imagettes, pennydirts and
795dodgemyeyes you buy in the soottee stores. But offerings of the field.
796Mieliodories, that Doctor Faherty, the madison man, taught to gooden
797you. Poppypap's a passport out. And honey is the holiest thing ever was,
798hive, comb and earwax, the food for glory, (mind you keep the pot or
799your nectar cup may yield too light!) and some goat's milk, sir, like the
800maid used to bring you. Your fame is spreading like Basilico's ointment
801since the Fintan Lalors piped you overborder and there's whole
802households beyond the Bothnians and they calling names after you. The
803menhere's always talking of you sitting around on the pig's cheeks under
804the sacred rooftree, over the bowls of memory where every hollow
805holds a hallow, with a pledge till the drengs, in the Salmon House. And
806admiring to our supershillelagh where the palmsweat on high is the
807mark of your manument. All the toethpicks ever Eirenesians chewed on
808are chips chepped from that battery block. If you were bowed and soild
809and letdown itself from the oner of the load it was that paddyplanters
810might pack up plenty and when you were undone in every point fore the
811laps of goddesses you showed our labourlasses how to free was easy.
812The game old Gunne, they do be saying, (skull!) that was a planter for
813you, a spicer of them all. Begog but he was, the G.O.G! He's
814duddandgunne now and we're apter finding the sores of his sedeq but
815peace to his great limbs, the buddhoch, with the last league long rest of
816him, while the millioncandled eye of Tuskar sweeps the Moylean Main!
817There was never a warlord in Great Erinnes and Brettland, no, nor in all
818Pike County like you, they say. No, nor a king nor an ardking, bung
819king, sung king or hung king. That you could fell an elmstree twelve
820urchins couldn't ring round and hoist high the stone that Liam failed.
821Who but a Maccullaghmore the reise of our fortunes and the faunayman
822at the funeral to compass our cause? If you was hogglebully itself and
823most frifty like you was taken waters still what all where was your like
824to lay the cable or who was the batter could better Your Grace? Mick
825Mac Magnus MacCawley can take you off to the pure perfection and
826Leatherbags Reynolds tries your shuffle and cut. But as Hopkins and
827Hopkins puts it, you were the pale eggynaggy and a kis to tilly up. We
828calls him the journeyall Buggaloffs since he went Jerusalemfaring in
829Arssia Manor. You had a gamier cock than Pete, Jake or Martin and
830your archgoose of geese stubbled for All Angels' Day. So may the priest
831of seven worms and scalding tayboil, Papa Vestray, come never anear
832you as your hair grows wheater beside the Liffey that's in Heaven! Hep,
833hep, hurrah there! Hero! Seven times thereto we salute you! The whole
834bag of kits, falconplumes and jackboots incloted, is where you flung
835them that time. Your heart is in the system of the Shewolf and your
836crested head is in the tropic of Copricapron. Your feet are in the cloister
837of Virgo. Your olala is in the region of sahuls. And that's ashore as you
838were born. Your shuck tick's swell. And that there texas is tow linen.
839The loamsome roam to Laffayette is ended. Drop in your tracks, babe!
840Be not unrested! The headboddylwatcher of the chempel of Isid,
841Totumcalmum, saith: I know thee, metherjar, I know thee, salvation
842boat. For we have performed upon thee, thou abramanation, who comest
843ever without being invoked, whose coming is unknown, all the things
844which the company of the precentors and of the grammarians of
845Christpatrick's ordered concerning thee in the matter of the work of thy
846tombing. Howe of the shipmen, steep wall!
847
848    Everything's going on the same or so it appeals to all of us, in the
849old holmsted here. Coughings all over the sanctuary, bad scrant to me
850aunt Florenza. The horn for breakfast, one o'gong for lunch and
851dinnerchime. As popular as when Belly the First was keng and his
852members met in the Diet of Man. The same shop slop in the window.
853Jacob's lettercrackers and Dr Tipple's Vi-Cocoa and the Eswuards'
854desippated soup beside Mother Seagull's syrup. Meat took a drop when
855Reilly-Parsons failed. Coal's short but we've plenty of bog in the yard.
856And barley's up again, begrained to it. The lads is attending school
857nessans regular, sir, spelling beesknees with hathatansy and turning out
858tables by mudapplication. Allfor the books and never pegging smashers
859after Tom Bowe Glassarse or Timmy the Tosser. 'Tisraely the truth! No
860isn't it, roman pathoricks? You were the doublejoynted janitor the
861morning they were delivered and you'll be a grandfer yet entirely when
862the ritehand seizes what the lovearm knows. Kevin's just a doat with his
863cherub cheek, chalking oghres on walls, and his little lamp and
864schoolbelt and bag of knicks, playing postman's knock round the
865diggings and if the seep were milk you could lieve his olde by his ide
866but, laus sake, the devil does be in that knirps of a Jerry sometimes, the
867tarandtan plaidboy, making encostive inkum out of the last of his
868lavings and writing a blue streak over his bourseday shirt. Hetty Jane's a
869child of Mary. She'll be coming (for they're sure to choose her) in her
870white of gold with a tourch of ivy to rekindle the flame on Felix Day.
871But Essie Shanahan has let down her skirts. You remember Essie in our
872Luna's Convent? They called her Holly Merry her lips were so
873ruddyberry and Pia de Purebelle when the redminers riots was on about
874her. Were I a clerk designate to the Williamswoodsmenufactors I'd
875poster those pouters on every jamb in the town. She's making her rep at
876Lanner's twicenightly. With the tabarine tamtammers of                the
877whirligigmagees. Beats that cachucha flat. 'Twould dilate your heart to
878go.
879    Aisy now, you decent man, with your knees and lie quiet and repose
880your honour's lordship! Hold him here, Ezekiel Irons, and may God
881strengthen you! It's our warm spirits, boys, he's spooring. Dimitrius
882O'Flagonan, cork that cure for the Clancartys! You swamped enough
883since Portobello to float the Pomeroy. Fetch neahere, Pat Koy! And
884fetch nouyou, Pam Yates! Be nayther angst of Wramawitch! Here's
885lumbos. Where misties swaddlum, where misches lodge none, where
886mystries pour kind on, O sleepy! So be yet!
887
888    I've an eye on queer Behan and old Kate and the butter, trust me.
889She'll do no jugglywuggly with her war souvenir postcards to help to
890build me murial, tippers! I'll trip your traps! Assure a sure there! And
891we put on your clock again, sir, for you. Did or didn't we,
892sharestutterers? So you won't be up a stump entirely. Nor shed your
893remnants. The sternwheel's crawling strong. I seen your missus in the
894hall. Like the queenoveire. Arrah, it's herself that's fine, too, don't be
895talking! Shirksends? You storyan Harry chap longa me Harry chap
896storyan grass woman plelthy good trout. Shakeshands. Dibble a
897hayfork's wrong with her only her lex's salig. Boald Tib does be
898yawning and smirking cat's hours on the Pollockses' woolly round
899tabouretcushion watching her sewing a dream together, the tailor's
900daughter, stitch to her last. Or while waiting for winter to fire the
901enchantement, decoying more nesters to fall down the flue. It's
902allavalonche that blows nopussy food. If you only were there to explain
903the meaning, best of men, and talk to her nice of guldenselver. The lips
904would moisten once again. As when you drove with her to Findrinny
905Fair. What with reins here and ribbons there all your hands were
906employed so she never knew was she on land or at sea or swooped
907through the blue like Airwinger's bride. She was flirtsome then and she's
908fluttersome yet. She can second a song and adores a scandal when the
909last post's gone by. Fond of a concertina and pairs passing when she's
910had her forty winks for supper after kanekannan and abbely dimpling
911and is in her merlin chair assotted, reading her Evening World. To see is
912it smarts, full lengths or swaggers. News, news, all the news. Death, a
913leopard, kills fellah in Fez. Angry scenes at Stormount. Stilla Star with
914her lucky in goingaways. Opportunity fair with the China floods and we
915hear these rosy rumours. Ding Tams he noise about all same Harry
916chap. She's seeking her way, a chickle a chuckle, in and out of their
917serial story, Les Loves of Selskar et Pervenche, freely adapted to The
918Novvergin's Viv. There'll be bluebells blowing in salty sepulchres the
919night she signs her final tear. Zee End. But that's a world of ways away.
920Till track laws time. No silver ash or switches for that one! While
921flattering candles flare. Anna Stacey's how are you! Worther waist in
922the noblest, says Adams and Sons, the wouldpay actionneers. Her hair's
923as brown as ever it was. And wivvy and wavy. Repose you now! Finn
924no more!
925
926    For, be that samesake sibsubstitute of a hooky salmon, there's
927already a big rody ram lad at random on the premises of his haunt of the
928hungred bordles, as it is told me. Shop Illicit, flourishing like a
929lordmajor or a buaboabaybohm, litting flop a deadlop (aloose!) to lee
930but lifting a bennbranch a yardalong (Ivoeh!) the breezy side (for
931showm!), the height of Brewster's chimpney and as broad below as
932Phineas Barnum; humphing his share of the showthers is senken on him
933he's such a grandfallar, with a pocked wife in pickle that's a flyfire and
934three lice nittle clinkers, two twilling bugs and one midgit pucelle. And
935aither he cursed and recursed and was everseen doing what your
936fourfootlers saw or he was never done seeing what you coolpigeons
937know, weep the clouds aboon for smiledown witnesses, and that'll do
938now about the fairyhees and the frailyshees. Though Eset fibble it to the
939zephiroth and Artsa zoom it round her heavens for ever. Creator he has
940created for his creatured ones a creation. White monothoid? Red
941theatrocrat? And all the pinkprophets cohalething? Very much so! But
942however 'twas 'tis sure for one thing, what sherif Toragh voucherfors
943and Mapqiq makes put out, that the man, Humme the Cheapner, Esc,
944overseen as we thought him, yet a worthy of the naym, came at this
945timecoloured place where we live in our paroqial fermament one tide on
946another, with a bumrush in a hull of a wherry, the twin turbane dhow,
947The Bey for Dybbling, this archipelago's first visiting schooner, with a
948wicklowpattern waxenwench at her prow for a figurehead, the deadsea
949dugong updipdripping from his depths, and has been repreaching
950himself like a fishmummer these siktyten years ever since, his shebi by
951his shide, adi and aid, growing hoarish under his turban and changing
952cane sugar into sethulose starch (Tuttut's cess to him!) as also that, batin
953the bulkihood he bloats about when innebbiated, our old offender was
954humile, commune and ensectuous from his nature, which you may
955gauge after the bynames was put under him, in lashons of languages,
956(honnein suit and praisers be!) and, totalisating him, even hamissim of
957himashim that he, sober serious, he is ee and no counter he who will be
958ultimendly respunchable for the hubbub caused in Edenborough.
959   Chapter 2
960
961
962
963
964   Now (to forebare for ever solittle of Iris Trees and Lili O'Rangans),
965concerning   the genesis of     Harold    or   Humphrey     Chimpden's
966occupational agnomen (we are back in the presurnames prodromarith
967period, of course just when enos chalked halltraps) and discarding once
968for all those theories from older sources which would link him back
969with such pivotal ancestors as the Glues, the Gravys, the Northeasts, the
970Ankers and the Earwickers of Sidlesham in the Hundred of Manhood or
971proclaim him offsprout of vikings who had founded wapentake and
972seddled hem in Herrick or Eric, the best authenticated version, the
973Dumlat, read the Reading of Hofed-ben-Edar, has it that it was this way.
974We are told how in the beginning it came to pass that like cabbaging
975Cincinnatus the grand old gardener was saving daylight under his
976redwoodtree one sultry sabbath afternoon, Hag Chivychas Eve, in
977prefall paradise peace by following his plough for rootles in the rere
978garden of mobhouse, ye olde marine hotel, when royalty was announced
979by runner to have been pleased to have halted itself on the highroad
980along which a leisureloving dogfox had cast followed, also at walking
981pace, by a lady pack of cocker spaniels. Forgetful of all save his vassal's
982plain fealty to the ethnarch Humphrey or Harold stayed not to yoke or
983saddle but stumbled out hotface as he was (his sweatful bandanna loose
984from his pocketcoat) hasting to the forecourts of his public in topee,
985surcingle, solascarf and plaid, plus fours, puttees and bulldog boots
986ruddled cinnabar with flagrant marl, jingling his turnpike keys and
987bearing aloft amid the fixed pikes of the hunting party a high perch atop
988of which a flowerpot was fixed earthside hoist with care. On his
989majesty, who was, or often feigned to be, noticeably longsighted from
990green youth and had been meaning to inquire what, in effect, had caused
991yon causeway to be thus potholed, asking substitutionally to be put wise
992as to whether paternoster and silver doctors were not now more fancied
993bait for lobstertrapping honest blunt Haromphreyld answered in no
994uncertain tones very similarly with a fearless forehead: Naw, yer
995maggers, aw war jist a cotchin on thon bluggy earwuggers. Our sailor
996king, who was draining a gugglet of obvious adamale, gift both and
997gorban, upon this, ceasing to swallow, smiled most heartily beneath his
998walrus moustaches and indulging that none too genial humour which
999William the Conk on the spindle side had inherited with the hereditary
1000whitelock and some shortfingeredness from his greataunt Sophy, turned
1001towards two of his retinue of gallowglasses, Michael, etheling lord of
1002Leix and Offaly and the jubilee mayor of Drogheda, Elcock, (the two
1003scatterguns being Michael M. Manning, protosyndic of Waterford and
1004an Italian excellency named Giubilei according to a later version cited
1005by the learned scholarch Canavan of Canmakenoise), in either case a
1006triptychal religious family symbolising puritas of doctrina, business per
1007usuals and the purchypatch of hamlock where the paddish preties grow
1008and remarked dilsydulsily: Holybones of Saint Hubert how our red
1009brother of Pouringrainia would audibly fume did he know that we have
1010for surtrusty bailiwick a turnpiker who is by turns a pikebailer no
1011seldomer than an earwigger! For he kinned Jom Pill with his court so
1012gray and his haunts in his house in the mourning. (One still hears that
1013pebble crusted laughta, japijap cheerycherrily, among the roadside tree
1014the lady Holmpatrick planted and still one feels the amossive silence of
1015the cladstone allegibelling: Ive mies outs ide Bourn.) Comes the
1016question are these the facts of his nominigentilisation as recorded and
1017accolated in both or either of the collateral andrewpaulmurphyc
1018narratives. Are those their fata which we read in sibylline between the
1019fas and its nefas? No dung on the road? And shall Nohomiah be our
1020place like? Yea, Mulachy our kingable khan? We shall perhaps not so
1021soon see. Pinck poncks that bail for seeks alicence where cumsceptres
1022with scentaurs stay. Bear in mind, son of Hokmah, if so be you have
1023metheg in your midness, this man is mountain and unto changeth doth
1024one ascend. Heave we aside the fallacy, as punical as finikin, that it was
1025not the king kingself but his inseparable sisters, uncontrollable
1026nighttalkers, Skertsiraizde with Donyahzade, who afterwards, when the
1027robberers shot up the socialights, came down into the world as amusers
1028and were staged by Madame Sudlow as Rosa and Lily Miskinguette in
1029the pantalime that two pitts paythronosed, Miliodorus and Galathee. The
1030great fact emerges that after that historic date all holographs so far
1031exhumed initialled by Haromphrey bear the sigla H.C.E. and while he
1032was only and long and always good Dook Umphrey for the hungerlean
1033spalpeens of Lucalizod and Chimbers to his cronies it was equally
1034certainly a pleasant turn of the populace which gave him as sense of
1035those normative letters the nickname Here Comes Everybody. An
1036imposing everybody he always indeed looked, constantly the same as
1037and equal to himself and magnificently well worthy of any and all such
1038universalisation, every time he continually surveyed, amid vociferatings
1039from in front of Accept these few nutties! and Take off that white hat!,
1040relieved with Stop his Grog and Put It in the Log and Loots in his
1041(bassvoco) Boots, from good start to happy finish the truly catholic
1042assemblage gathered together in that king's treat house of satin
1043alustrelike above floats and footlights from their assbawlveldts and
1044oxgangs unanimously to clapplaud (the inspiration of his lifetime and
1045the hits of their careers) Mr Wallenstein Washington Semperkelly's
1046immergreen tourers in a command performance by special request with
1047the courteous permission for pious purposes the homedromed and
1048enliventh performance of problem passion play of the millentury,
1049running strong since creation, A Royal Divorce, then near the approach
1050towards the summit of its climax, with ambitious interval band
1051selections from The Bo' Girl and The Lily on all horserie show
1052command nights from his viceregal booth (his bossaloner is ceilinged
1053there a cuckoospit less eminent than the redritualhoods of Maccabe and
1054Cullen) where, a veritable Napoleon the Nth, our worldstage's practical
1055jokepiece and retired cecelticocommediant in his own wise, this
1056folksforefather all of the time sat, having the entirety of his house about
1057him, with the invariable broadstretched kerchief cooling his whole neck,
1058nape and shoulderblades and in a wardrobe panelled tuxedo completely
1059thrown back from a shirt well entitled a swallowall, on every point far
1060outstarching the laundered clawhammers and marbletopped highboys of
1061the pit stalls and early amphitheatre. The piece was this: look at the
1062lamps. The cast was thus: see under the clock. Ladies circle: cloaks may
1063be left. Pit, prommer and parterre, standing room only. Habituels
1064conspicuously emergent.
1065
1066    A baser meaning has been read into these characters the literal sense
1067of which decency can safely scarcely hint. It has been blurtingly bruited
1068by certain wisecrackers (the stinks of Mohorat are in the nightplots of
1069the morning), that he suffered from a vile disease. Athma, unmanner
1070them! To such a suggestion the one selfrespecting answer is to affirm
1071that there are certain statements which ought not to be, and one should
1072like to hope to be able to add, ought not to be allowed to be made. Nor
1073have his detractors, who, an imperfectly warmblooded race, apparently
1074conceive him as a great white caterpillar capable of any and every
1075enormity in the calendar recorded to the discredit of the Juke and
1076Kellikek families, mended their case by insinuating that, alternately, he
1077lay at one time under the ludicrous imputation of annoying Welsh
1078fusiliers in the people's park. Hay, hay, hay! Hoq, hoq, hoq! Faun and
1079Flora on the lea love that little old joq. To anyone who knew and loved
1080the christlikeness of the big cleanminded giant H. C. Earwicker
1081throughout his excellency long vicefreegal existence the mere
1082suggestion of him as a lustsleuth nosing for trouble in a boobytrap rings
1083particularly preposterous. Truth, beard on prophet, compels one to add
1084that there is said to have been quondam (pfuit! pfuit!) some case of the
1085kind implicating, it is interdum believed, a quidam (if he did not exist it
1086would be necessary quoniam to invent him) abhout that time stambuling
1087haround Dumbaling in leaky sneakers with his tarrk record who has
1088remained topantically anonymos but (let us hue him Abdullah
1089Gamellaxarksky) was, it is stated, posted at Mallon's at the instance of
1090watch warriors of the vigilance committee and years afterwards, cries
1091one even greater, Ibid, a commender of the frightful, seemingly, unto
1092such as were sulhan sated, tropped head (pfiat! pfiat!) waiting his first of
1093the month froods turn for thatt chopp pah kabbakks alicubi on the old
1094house for the chargehard, Roche Haddocks off Hawkins Street. Lowe,
1095you blondy liar, Gob scene you in the narked place and she what's edith
1096ar home defileth these boyles! There's a cabful of bash indeed in the
1097homeur of that meal. Slander, let it lie its flattest, has never been able to
1098convict our good and great and no ordinary Southron Earwicker, that
1099homogenius man, as a pious author called him, of any graver
1100impropriety than that, advanced by some woodwards or regarders, who
1101did not dare deny, the shomers, that they had, chin Ted, chin Tam,
1102chinchin Taffyd, that day consumed their soul of the corn, of having
1103behaved with ongentilmensky immodus opposite a pair of dainty
1104maidservants in the swoolth of the rushy hollow whither, or so the two
1105gown and pinners pleaded, dame nature in all innocency had
1106spontaneously and about the same hour of the eventide sent them both
1107but whose published combinations of silkinlaine testimonies are, where
1108not dubiously pure, visibly divergent, as wapt from wept, on minor
1109points touching the intimate nature of this, a first offence in vert or
1110venison which was admittedly an incautious but, at its wildest, a partial
1111exposure with such attenuating circumstances (garthen gaddeth green
1112hwere sokeman brideth girling) as an abnormal Saint Swithin's summer
1113and, (Jesses Rosasharon!) a ripe occasion to provoke it.
1114
1115    We can't do without them. Wives, rush to the restyours! Ofman will
1116toman while led is the lol. Zessid's our kadem, villapleach, vollapluck.
1117Fikup, for flesh nelly, el mundo nov, zole flen! If she's a lilyth, pull
1118early! Pauline, allow! And malers abushed, keep black, keep black!
1119Guiltless of much laid to him he was clearly for once at least he clearly
1120expressed himself as being with still a trace of his erstwhile burr and
1121hence it has been received of us that it is true. They tell the story (an
1122amalgam as absorbing as calzium chloereydes and hydrophobe sponges
1123could make it) how one happygogusty Ides-of-April morning (the
1124anniversary, as it fell out, of his first assumption of his mirthday suit
1125and rights in appurtenance to the confusioning of human races) ages and
1126ages after the alleged misdemeanour when the tried friend of all
1127creation, tigerwood roadstaff to his stay, was billowing across the wide
1128expanse of our greatest park in his caoutchouc kepi and great belt and
1129hideinsacks and his blaufunx fustian and ironsides jackboots and
1130Bhagafat gaiters and his rubberised inverness, he met a cad with a pipe.
1131The latter, the luciferant not the oriuolate (who, the odds are, is still
1132berting dagabout in the same straw bamer, carryin his overgoat under
1133his schulder, sheepside out, so as to look more like a coumfry gentleman
1134and signing the pledge as gaily as you please) hardily accosted him
1135with: Guinness thaw tool in jew me dinner ouzel fin? (a nice how-do-
1136you-do in Poolblack at the time as some of our olddaisers may still
1137tremblingly recall) to ask could he tell him how much a clock it was that
1138the clock struck had he any idea by cock's luck as his watch was bradys.
1139Hesitency was clearly to be evitated. Execration as cleverly to be
1140honnisoid. The Earwicker of that spurring instant, realising on
1141fundamental liberal principles the supreme importance, nexally and
1142noxally, of physical life (the nearest help relay being pingping K. O.
1143Sempatrick's Day and the fenian rising) and unwishful as he felt of
1144being hurled into eternity right then, plugged by a softnosed bullet from
1145the sap, halted, quick on the draw, and replyin that he was feelin tipstaff,
1146cue, prodooced from his gunpocket his Jurgensen's shrapnel waterbury,
1147ours by communionism, his by usucapture, but, on the same stroke,
1148hearing above the skirling of harsh Mother East old Fox Goodman, the
1149bellmaster, over the wastes to south, at work upon the ten ton tonuant
1150thunderous tenor toller in the speckled church (Couhounin's call!) told
1151the inquiring kidder, by Jehova, it was twelve of em sidereal and
1152tankard time, adding, buttall, as he bended deeply with smoked
1153sardinish breath to give more pondus to the copperstick he presented
1154(though this seems in some cumfusium with the chapstuck ginger
1155which,   as   being    of   sours,   acids,   salts,   sweets   and   bitters
1156compompounded, we know him to have used as chawchaw for bone,
1157muscle, blood, flesh and vimvital,) that whereas the hakusay accusation
1158againstm had been made, what was known in high quarters as was stood
1159stated in Morganspost, by a creature in youman form who was quite
1160beneath parr and several degrees lower than yore triplehydrad snake. In
1161greater support of his word (it, quaint anticipation of a famous phrase,
1162has been reconstricted out of oral style into the verbal for all time with
1163ritual rhythmics, in quiritary quietude, and toosammenstucked from
1164successive accounts by Noah Webster in the redaction known as the
1165Sayings Attributive of H. C. Earwicker, prize on schillings, postlots
1166free), the flaxen Gygas tapped his chronometrum drumdrum and, now
1167standing full erect, above the ambijacent floodplain, scene of its
1168happening, with one Berlin gauntlet chopstuck in the hough of his
1169ellboge (by ancientest signlore his gesture meaning:     !) pointed at an
1170angle of thirtytwo degrees towards his duc de Fer's overgrown
1171milestone as fellow to his gage and after a rendypresent pause averred
1172with solemn emotion's fire: Shsh shake, co-comeraid! Me only, them
1173five ones, he is equal combat. I have won straight. Hence my nonation
1174wide hotel and creamery establishments which for the honours of our
1175mewmew mutual daughters, credit me, I am woowoo willing to take my
1176stand, sir, upon the monument, that sign of our ruru redemption, any
1177hygienic day to this hour and to make my hoath to my sinnfinners, even
1178if I get life for it, upon the Open Bible and before the Great
1179Taskmaster's (I lift my hat!) and in the presence of the Deity Itself
1180andwell of Bishop and Mrs Michan of High Church of England as of all
1181such of said my immediate withdwellers and of every living sohole in
1182every corner wheresoever of this globe in general which useth of my
1183British to my backbone tongue and commutative justice that there is not
1184one tittle of truth, allow me to tell you, in that purest of fibfib
1185fabrications.
1186
1187    Gaping Gill, swift to mate errthors, stern to checkself, (diagnosing
1188through eustacetube that it was to make with a markedly postpuberal
1189hypertituitary type of Heidelberg mannleich cavern ethics) lufted his
1190slopingforward, bad Sweatagore good murrough and dublnotch on to it
1191as he was greedly obliged, and like a sensible ham, with infinite tact in
1192the delicate situation seen the touchy nature of its perilous theme,
1193thanked um for guilders received and time of day (not a little token
1194abock all the same that that was owl the God's clock it was) and, upon
1195humble duty to greet his Tyskminister and he shall gildthegap Gaper
1196and thee his a mouldy voids, went about his business, whoever it was,
1197saluting corpses, as a metter of corse (one could hound him out had one
1198hart to for the monticules of scalp and dandruff droppings blaze his
1199trail) accompanied by his trusty snorler and his permanent reflection,
1200verbigracious; I have met with you, bird, too late, or if not, too worm
1201and early: and with tag for ildiot repeated in his secondmouth language
1202as many of the bigtimer's verbaten words which he could balbly call to
1203memory that same kveldeve, ere the hour of the twattering of bards in
1204the twitterlitter between Druidia and the Deepsleep Sea, when
1205suppertide and souvenir to Charlatan Mall jointly kem gently and along
1206the quiet darkenings of Grand and Royal, ff, flitmansfluh, and, kk, 't
1207crept i' hedge whenas to many a softongue's pawkytalk mude unswer u
1208sufter poghyogh, Arvanda always aquiassent, while, studying castelles
1209in the blowne and studding cowshots over the noran, he spat in careful
1210convertedness a musaic dispensation about his hearthstone, if you
1211please, (Irish saliva, mawshe dho hole, but would a respectable
1212prominently connected fellow of Iro-European ascendances with
1213welldressed ideas who knew the correct thing such as Mr Shallwesigh
1214or Mr Shallwelaugh expectorate after such a callous fashion, no thank
1215yous! when he had his belcher spuckertuck in his pucket, pthuck?)
1216musefed with his thockits after having supped of the dish sot and
1217pottage which he snobbishly dabbed Peach Bombay (it is rawly only
1218Lukanpukan pilzenpie which she knows which senaffed and pibered
1219him), a supreme of excelling peas, balled under minnshogue's milk into
1220whitemalt winesour, a proviant the littlebilker hoarsely relished, chaff it,
1221in the snevel season, being as fain o't as your rat wi'fennel; and on this
1222celebrating occasion of the happy escape, for a crowning of pot
1223valiance, this regional platter, benjamin of bouillis, with a spolish olive
1224to middlepoint its zaynith, was marrying itself (porkograso!) erebusqued
1225very deluxiously with a bottle of Phenice-Bruerie '98, followed for
1226second nuptials by a Piessporter, Grand Cur, of both of which cherished
1227tablelights (though humble the bounquet 'tis a leaman's farewell) he
1228obdurately sniffed the cobwebcrusted corks.
1229
1230    Our cad's bit of strife (knee Bareniece Maxwelton) with a quick ear
1231for spittoons (as the aftertale hath it) glaned up as usual with dumbestic
1232husbandry (no persicks and armelians for thee, Pomeranzia!) but,
1233slipping the clav in her claw, broke of the matter among a hundred and
1234eleven others in her usual curtsey (how faint these first vhespers
1235womanly are, a secret pispigliando, amad the lavurdy den of their
1236manfolker!) the next night nudge one as was Hegesippus over a hup a '
1237chee, her eys dry and small and speech thicklish because he appeared a
1238funny colour like he couldn't stood they old hens no longer, to her
1239particular reverend, the director, whom she had been meaning in her
1240mind primarily to speak with (hosch, intra! jist a timblespoon!) trusting,
1241between cuppled lips and annie lawrie promises (mighshe never have
1242Esnekerry pudden come Hunanov for her pecklapitschens!) that the
1243gossiple so delivered in his epistolear, buried teatoastally in their Irish
1244stew would go no further than his jesuit's cloth, yet (in vinars venitas!
1245volatiles valetotum!) it was this overspoiled priest Mr Browne,
1246disguised as a vincentian, who, when seized of the facts, was overheard,
1247in his secondary personality as a Nolan and underreared, poul soul, by
1248accident — if, that is, the incident it was an accident for here the ruah of
1249Ecclectiastes of Hippo outpuffs the writress of Havvah-ban-Annah — to
1250pianissime a slightly varied version of Crookedribs confidentials, (what
1251Mere Aloyse said but for Jesuphine's sake!) hands between hahands, in
1252fealty sworn (my bravor best! my fraur!) and, to the strains of The
1253Secret of Her Birth, hushly pierce the rubiend aurellum of one Philly
1254Thurnston, a layteacher of rural science and orthophonethics of a
1255nearstout figure and about the middle of his forties during a priestly
1256flutter for safe and sane bets at the hippic runfields of breezy Baldoyle
1257on a date (W. W. goes through the card) easily capable of
1258rememberance by all pickersup of events national and Dublin details,
1259the doubles of Perkin and Paullock, peer and prole, when the classic
1260Encourage Hackney Plate was captured by two noses in a stablecloth
1261finish, ek and nek, some and none, evelo nevelo, from the cream colt
1262Bold Boy Cromwell after a clever getaway by Captain Chaplain
1263Blount's roe hinny Saint Dalough, Drummer Coxon, nondepict third, at
1264breakneck odds, thanks to you great little, bonny little, portey little,
1265Winny Widger! you're all their nappies! who in his neverrip mud and
1266purpular cap was surely leagues unlike any other phantomweight that
1267ever toppitt our timber maggies.
1268    'Twas two pisononse Timcoves (the wetter is pest, the renns are
1269overt and come and the voax of the turfur is hurled on our lande) of the
1270name of Treacle Tom as was just out of pop following the theft of a leg
1271of Kehoe, Donnelly and Packenham's Finnish pork and his own blood
1272and milk brother Frisky Shorty, (he was, to be exquisitely punctilious
1273about them, both shorty and frisky) a tipster, come off the hulks, both of
1274them awful poor, what was out on the bumaround for an oofbird game
1275for a jimmy o'goblin or a small thick un as chanced, while the Seaforths
1276was making the colleenbawl, to ear the passon in the motor clobber
1277make use of his law language (Edzo, Edzo on), touchin the case of Mr
1278Adams what was in all the sundays about it which he was rubbing noses
1279with and having a gurgle off his own along of the butty bloke in the
1280specs.
1281
1282    This Treacle Tom to whom reference has been made had been
1283absent from his usual wild and woolly haunts in the land of counties
1284capalleens for some time previous to that (he was, in fact, in the habit of
1285frequenting common lodginghouses where he slept in a nude state,
1286hailfellow with meth, in strange men's cots) but on racenight, blotto
1287after divers tots of hell fire, red biddy, bull dog, blue ruin and creeping
1288jenny, Eglandine's choicest herbage, supplied by the Duck and Doggies,
1289the Galopping Primrose, Brigid Brewster's, the Cock, the Postboy's
1290Horn, the Little Old Man's and All Swell That Aimswell, the Cup and
1291the Stirrup, he sought his wellwarmed leababobed in a housingroom
1292Abide With Oneanother at Block W.W., (why didn't he back it?) Pump
1293Court, The Liberties, and, what with moltapuke on voltapuke, resnored
1294alcoh alcoho alcoherently to the burden of I come, my horse delayed,
1295nom num, the substance of the tale of the evangelical bussybozzy and
1296the rusinurbean (the 'girls' he would keep calling them for the collarette
1297and skirt, the sunbonnet and carnation) in parts (it seemed he was before
1298the eyots of martas or otherwales the thirds of fossilyears, he having
1299beham with katya when lavinias had her mens lease to sea in a
1300psumpship doodly show whereat he was looking for fight niggers with
1301whilde roarses) oft in the chilly night (the metagonistic! the
1302epickthalamorous!) during uneasy slumber in their hearings of a small
1303and stonybroke cashdraper's executive, Peter Cloran (discharged),
1304O'Mara, an exprivate secretary of no fixed abode (locally known as
1305Mildew Lisa), who had passed several nights, funnish enough, in a
1306doorway under the blankets of homelessness on the bunk of iceland,
1307pillowed upon the stone of destiny colder than man's knee or woman's
1308breast, and Hosty, (no slouch of a name), an illstarred beachbusker,
1309who, sans rootie and sans scrapie, suspicioning as how he was setting on
1310a twoodstool on the verge of selfabyss, most starved, with melancholia
1311over everything in general, (night birman, you served him with natigal's
1312nano!) had been towhead tossing on his shakedown, devising ways and
1313manners of means, of what he loved to ifidalicence somehow or other in
1314the nation getting a hold of some chap's parabellum in the hope of
1315taking a wing sociable and lighting upon a sidewheel dive somewhere
1316off the Dullkey Downlairy and Bleakrooky tramaline where he could
1317throw true and go and blow the sibicidal napper off himself for two bits
1318to boldywell baltitude in the peace and quitybus of a one sure shot
1319bottle, he after having being trying all he knew with the lady's help of
1320Madam Gristle for upwards of eighteen calanders to get out of Sir
1321Patrick Dun's, through Sir Humphrey Jervis's and into the Saint Kevin's
1322bed in the Adelaide's hosspittles (from these incurable welleslays among
1323those uncarable wellasdays through Sant Iago by his cocklehat, good
1324Lazar, deliver us!) without after having been able to jerrywangle it
1325anysides. Lisa O'Deavis and Roche Mongan (who had so much
1326incommon, epipsychidically; if the phrase be permitted hostis et odor
1327insuper petroperfractus) as an understood thing slept their sleep of the
1328swimborne in the one sweet undulant mother of tumblerbunks with
1329Hosty just how the shavers in the shaw the yokels in the yoats or, well,
1330the wasters in the wilde, and the bustling tweenydawn-of-all-works
1331(meed of anthems here we pant!) had not been many jiffies furbishing
1332potlids, doorbrasses, scholars' applecheeks and linkboy's metals when,
1333ashhopperminded like no fella he go make bakenbeggfuss longa white
1334man, the rejuvenated busker (for after a goodnight's rave and rumble
1335and a shinkhams topmorning with his coexes he was not the same man)
1336and his broadawake bedroom suite (our boys, as our Byron called them)
1337were up and ashuffle from the hogshome they lovenaned The Barrel,
1338cross Ebblinn's chilled hamlet (thrie routes and restings on their then
1339superficies curiously correspondant with those linea and puncta where
1340our tubenny habenny metro maniplumbs below the oberflake underrails
1341and stations at this time of riding) to the thrummings of a crewth fiddle
1342which, cremoaning and cronauning, levey grevey, witty and wevey,
1343appy, leppy and playable, caressed the ears of the subjects of King Saint
1344Finnerty the Festive who, in brick homes of their own and in their
1345flavory fraiseberry beds, heeding hardly cry of honeyman, soed lavender
1346or foyneboyne salmon alive, with their priggish mouths all open for the
1347larger appraisiation of this longawaited Messiagh of roaratorios, were
1348only halfpast atsweeeep and after a brisk pause at a pawnbroking
1349establishment for the prothetic purpose of redeeming the songster's truly
1350admirable false teeth and a prolonged visit to a house of call at Cujas
1351Place, fizz, the Old Sots' Hole in the parish of Saint Cecily within the
1352liberty of Ceolmore not a thousand or one national leagues, that was, by
1353Griffith's valuation, from the site of the statue of Primewer Glasstone
1354setting a match to the march of a maker (last of the stewards peut-être),
1355where, the tale rambles along, the trio of whackfolthediddlers was
1356joined by a further — intentions — apply — tomorrow casual and a
1357decent sort of the hadbeen variety who had just been touching the
1358weekly insult, phewit, and all figblabbers (who saith of noun?) had
1359stimulants in the shape of gee and gees stood by the damn decent sort
1360after which stag luncheon and a few ones more just to celebrate
1361yesterday, flushed with their firestufffostered friendship, the rascals
1362came out of the licensed premises, (Browne's first, the small p.s. ex-
1363exexecutive capahand in their sad rear like a lady's postscript: I want
1364money. Pleasend), wiping their laughleaking lipes on their sleeves, how
1365the bouckaleens shout their roscan generally (seinn fion, seinn fion's
1366araun.) and the rhymers' world was with reason the richer for a wouldbe
1367ballad, to the balledder of which the world of cumannity singing owes a
1368tribute for having placed on the planet's melomap his lay of the vilest
1369bogeyer but most attractionable avatar the world has ever had to explain
1370for.
1371
1372       This, more krectly lubeen or fellow — me — lieder was first poured
1373forth where Riau Liviau riots and col de Houdo humps, under the
1374shadow       of   the   monument   of   the   shouldhavebeen    legislator
1375(Eleutheriodendron! Spare, woodmann, spare!) to an overflow meeting
1376of all the nations in Lenster fullyfilling the visional area and, as a
1377singleminded supercrowd, easily representative, what with masks, whet
1378with faces, of all sections and cross sections (wineshop and cocoahouse
1379poured out to brim up the broaching) of our liffeyside people (to omit to
1380mention of the mainland minority and such as had wayfared via
1381Watling, Ernin, Icknild and Stane, in chief a halted cockney car with its
1382quotal of Hardmuth's hacks, a northern tory, a southern whig, an
1383eastanglian chronicler and a landwester guardian) ranging from slips of
1384young dublinos from Cutpurse Row having nothing better to do than
1385walk about with their hands in their kneepants, sucking airwhackers,
1386weedulicet, jumbobricks, side by side with truant officers, three woollen
1387balls and poplin in search of a croust of pawn to busy professional
1388gentlemen, a brace of palesmen with dundrearies, nooning toward
1389Daly's, fresh from snipehitting and mallardmissing on Rutland heath,
1390exchanging cold sneers, massgoing ladies from Hume Street in their
1391chairs, the bearers baited, some wandering hamalags out of the adjacent
1392cloverfields of Mosse's Gardens, an oblate fater from Skinner's Alley,
1393bricklayers, a fleming, in tabinet fumant, with spouse and dog, an aged
1394hammersmith who had some chisellers by the hand, a bout of cudgel
1395players, not a few sheep with the braxy, two bluecoat scholars, four
1396broke gents out of Simpson's on the Rocks, a portly and a pert still
1397tassing Turkey Coffee and orange shrub in tickeyes door, Peter Pim and
1398Paul Fry and then Elliot and, O, Atkinson, suffering hell's delights from
1399the blains of their annuitant's acorns not forgetting a deuce of dianas
1400ridy for the hunt, a particularist prebendary pondering on the roman
1401easter, the tonsure question and greek uniates, plunk em, a lace lappet
1402head or two or three or four from a window, and so on down to a few
1403good old souls, who, as they were juiced after taking their pledge over at
1404the unkle's place, were evidently under the spell of liquor, from the
1405wake of Tarry the Tailor a fair girl, a jolly postboy thinking off three
1406flagons and one, a plumodrole, a half sir from the weaver's almshouse
1407who clings and clings and chatchatchat clings to her, a wholedam's
1408cloudhued pittycoat, as child, as curiolater, as Caoch O'Leary. The
1409wararrow went round, so it did, (a nation wants a gaze) and the ballad,
1410in the felibrine trancoped metre affectioned by Taiocebo in his Casudas
1411de Poulichinello Artahut, stumpstampaded on to a slip of blancovide
1412and headed by an excessively rough and red woodcut, privately printed
1413at the rimepress of Delville, soon fluttered its secret on white highway
1414and brown byway to the rose of the winds and the blew of the gaels,
1415from archway to lattice and from black hand to pink ear, village crying
1416to village, through the five pussyfours green of the united states of
1417Scotia Picta — and he who denies it, may his hairs be rubbed in dirt! To
1418the added strains (so peacifold) of his majesty the floote, that
1419onecrooned king of inscrewments, Piggots's purest, ciello alsoliuto,
1420which Mr Delaney (Mr Delacey?), horn, anticipating a perfect
1421downpour of plaudits among the rapsods, piped out of his decentsoort
1422hat, looking still more like his purseyful namesake as men of Gaul
1423noted, but before of to sputabout, the snowycrested curl amoist the
1424leader's wild and moulting hair, 'Ductor' Hitchcock hoisted his fezzy
1425fuzz at bludgeon's height signum to his companions of the chalice for
1426the Loud Fellow, boys' and silentium in curia! (our maypole once more
1427where he rose of old) and the canto was chantied there chorussed and
1428christened where by the old tollgate, Saint Annona's Street and Church.
1429
1430    And aroud the lawn the rann it rann and this is the rann that Hosty
1431made. Spoken. Boyles and Cahills, Skerretts and Pritchards, viersefied
1432and piersified may the treeth we tale of live in stoney. Here line the
1433refrains of. Some vote him Vike, some mote him Mike, some dub him
1434Llyn and Phin while others hail him Lug Bug Dan Lop, Lex, Lax,
1435Gunne or Guinn. Some apt him Arth, some bapt him Barth, Coll, Noll,
1436Soll, Will, Weel, Wall but I parse him Persse O'Reilly else he's called
1437no name at all. Together. Arrah, leave it to Hosty, frosty Hosty, leave it
1438to Hosty for he's the mann to rhyme the rann, the rann, the rann, the
1439king of all ranns. Have you here? (Some ha) Have we where? (Some
1440hant) Have you hered? (Others do) Have we whered (Others dont) It's
1441cumming, it's brumming! The clip, the clop! (All cla) Glass crash. The
1442(klikkaklakkaklaskaklopatzklatschabattacreppycrottygraddaghsemmihsa
1443mmihnouithappluddyappladdypkonpkot!).
1444
1445
1446
1447
1448   Ardite, arditi!
1449
1450   Music cue.
1451
1452
1453
1454
1455   Have you heard of one Humpty Dumpty
1456
1457   How he fell with a roll and a rumble
1458
1459   And curled up like Lord Olofa Crumple
1460
1461   By the butt of the Magazine Wall,
1462   (Chorus) Of the Magazine Wall,
1463
1464             Hump, helmet and all?
1465
1466
1467
1468He was one time our King of the Castle
1469
1470Now he's kicked about like a rotten old parsnip.
1471
1472And from Green street he'll be sent by order of His Worship
1473
1474To the penal jail of Mountjoy
1475
1476   (Chorus) To the jail of Mountjoy!
1477
1478             Jail him and joy
1479
1480
1481
1482He was fafafather of all schemes for to bother us
1483
1484Slow coaches and immaculate contraceptives for the populace,
1485
1486Mare's milk for the sick, seven dry Sundays a week,
1487
1488Openair love and religion's reform,
1489
1490   (Chorus) And religious reform,
1491
1492             Hideous in form.
1493
1494
1495
1496Arrah, why, says you, couldn't he manage it?
1497
1498I'll go bail, my fine dairyman darling,
1499
1500Like the bumping bull of the Cassidys
1501
1502All your butter is in your horns.
1503      (Chorus) His butter is in his horns.
1504
1505               Butter his horns!
1506
1507
1508
1509   (Repeat) Hurrah there, Hosty, frosty Hosty, change that shirt on ye,
1510
1511   Rhyme the rann, the king of all ranns!
1512
1513
1514
1515                       Balbaccio, balbuccio!
1516
1517   We had chaw chaw chops, chairs, chewing gum, the chicken pox
1518and china chambers
1519
1520   Universally provided by this soffsoaping salesman.
1521
1522   Small wonder He'll Cheat E'erawan our local lads nicknamed him
1523
1524   When Chimpden first took the floor
1525
1526     (Chorus) With his bucketshop store
1527
1528               Down Bargainweg, Lower.
1529
1530
1531
1532   So snug he was in his hotel premises sumptuous
1533
1534   But soon we'll bonfire all his trash, tricks and trumpery
1535
1536   And'tis short till sheriff Clancy'll be winding up his unlimited
1537company
1538
1539   With the bailiff's bom at the door,
1540
1541     (Chorus) Bimbam at the door.
1542               Then he'll bum no more.
1543
1544
1545
1546   Sweet bad luck on the waves washed to our island
1547
1548   The hooker of that hammerfast viking
1549
1550   And Gall's curse on the day when Eblana bay
1551
1552   Saw his black and tan man-o'-war.
1553
1554      (Chorus) Saw his man-o'-war.
1555
1556               On the harbour bar.
1557
1558
1559
1560   Where from? roars Poolbeg. Cookingha'pence, he bawls Donnez-
1561moi scampitle, wick an wipin'fampiny
1562
1563   Fingal Mac Oscar Onesine Bargearse Boniface
1564
1565   Thok's min gammelhole Norveegickers moniker
1566
1567   Og as ay are at gammelhore Norveegickers cod.
1568
1569      (Chorus) A Norwegian camel old cod.
1570
1571               He is, begod.
1572
1573
1574
1575   Lift it, Hosty, lift it, ye devil ye! up with the rann, the rhyming rann!
1576
1577   It was during some fresh water garden pumping
1578
1579   Or, according to the Nursing Mirror, while admiring the mon keys
1580
1581   That our heavyweight heathen Humpharey
1582Made bold a maid to woo
1583
1584  (Chorus) Woohoo, what'll she doo!
1585
1586            The general lost her maidenloo!
1587
1588
1589
1590He ought to blush for himself, the old hayheaded philosopher,
1591
1592For to go and shove himself that way on top of her.
1593
1594Begob, he's the crux of the catalogue
1595
1596Of our antediluvial zoo,
1597
1598  (Chorus) Messrs. Billing and Coo.
1599
1600            Noah's larks, good as noo.
1601
1602
1603
1604He was joulting by Wellinton's monument
1605
1606Our rotorious hippopopotamuns
1607
1608When some bugger let down the backtrap of the omnibus
1609
1610And he caught his death of fusiliers,
1611
1612  (Chorus) With his rent in his rears.
1613
1614             Give him six years.
1615
1616
1617
1618'Tis sore pity for his innocent poor children
1619
1620But look out for his missus legitimate!
1621
1622When that frew gets a grip of old Earwicker
1623Won't there be earwigs on the green?
1624
1625  (Chorus) Big earwigs on the green,
1626
1627            The largest ever you seen.
1628
1629
1630
1631Suffoclose! Shikespower! Seudodanto! Anonymoses!
1632
1633
1634
1635Then we'll have a free trade Gaels' band and mass meeting
1636
1637For to sod the brave son of Scandiknavery.
1638
1639And we'll bury him down in Oxmanstown
1640
1641Along with the devil and Danes,
1642
1643  (Chorus) With the deaf and dumb Danes,
1644
1645            And all their remains.
1646
1647
1648
1649And not all the king's men nor his horses
1650
1651Will resurrect his corpus
1652
1653For there's no true spell in Connacht or hell
1654
1655  (bis) That's able to raise a Cain.
1656   Chapter 3
1657
1658
1659
1660
1661   'Sdense! Corpo di barragio! you spoof of visibility in a freakfog, of
1662mixed sex cases among goats, hill cat and plain mousey, Bigamy Bob
1663and his old Shanvocht! The Blackfriars treacle plaster outrage be
1664liddled! Therewith was released in that kingsrick of Humidia a
1665poisoning volume of cloud barrage indeed. Yet all they who heard or
1666redelivered are now with that family of bards and Vergobretas himself
1667and the crowd of Caraculacticors as much no more as be they not yet
1668now or had they then notever been. Canbe in some future we shall
1669presently here amid those zouave players of Inkermann the mime
1670mumming the mick and his nick miming their maggies, Hilton St Just
1671(Mr Frank Smith), Ivanne Ste Austelle (Mr J. F. Jones), Coleman of
1672Lucan taking four parts, a choir of the O'Daley O'Doyles doublesixing
1673the chorus in Fenn Mac Call and the Seven Feeries of Loch Neach,
1674Galloper Troppler and Hurleyquinn the zitherer of the past with his
1675merrymen all, zimzim, zimzim. Of the persins sin this Eyrawyggla saga
1676(which, thorough readable to int from and, is from tubb to buttom all
1677falsetissues, antilibellous and nonactionable and this applies to its whole
1678wholume) of poor Osti-Frosti, described as quite a musical genius in a
1679small way and the owner of an exceedingly niced ear, with tenorist
1680voice to match, not alone, but a very major poet of the poorly meritary
1681order (he began Tuonisonian but worked his passage up as far as the we-
1682allhang-together Animandovites) no one end is known. If they whistled
1683him before he had curtains up they are whistling him still after his
1684curtain's doom's doom. Ei fù. His husband, poor old A'Hara (Okaroff?)
1685crestfallen by things and down at heels at the time, they squeak,
1686accepted the (Zassnoch!) ardree's shilling at the conclusion of the
1687Crimean war and, having flown his wild geese, alohned in crowds to
1688warnder on like Shuley Luney, enlisted in Tyrone's horse, the Irish
1689whites, and soldiered a bit with Wolsey under the assumed name of
1690Blanco Fusilovna Bucklovitch (spurious) after which the cawer and the
1691marble halls of Pump Court Columbarium, the home of the old
1692seakings, looked upon each other and queth their haven evermore for it
1693transpires that on the other side of the water it came about that on the
1694field of Vasileff's Cornix inauspiciously with his unit he perished,
1695saying, this papal leafless to old chap give, rawl chawclates for
1696mouther-in-louth. Booil. Poor old dear Paul Horan, to satisfy his literary
1697as well as his criminal aspirations, at the suggestion thrown out by the
1698doomster in loquacity lunacy, so says the Dublin Intelligence, was
1699thrown into a Ridley's for inmates in the northern counties. Under the
1700name of Orani he may have been the utility man of the troupe capable of
1701sustaining long parts at short notice. He was. Sordid Sam, a dour decent
1702deblancer, the unwashed, haunted always by his ham, the unwished, at a
1703word from Israfel the Summoner, passed away painlessly after life's
1704upsomdowns one hallowe'en night, ebbrous and in the state of nature,
1705propelled from Behind into the great Beyond by footblows
1706coulinclouted upon his oyster and atlas on behanged and behooved and
1707behicked and behulked of his last fishandblood bedscrappers, a
1708Northwegian and his mate of the Sheawolving class. Though the last
1709straw glimt his baring this stage thunkhard is said (the pitfallen gagged
1710him as 'Promptboxer') to have solemnly said — as had the brief thot but
1711fell in till his head like a bass dropt neck fust in till a bung crate
1712(cogged!): Me drames, O'Loughlins, has come through! Now let the
1713centuple celves of my egourge as Micholas de Cusack calls them, — of
1714all of whose I in my hereinafter of course by recourse demission me —
1715by the coincidance of their contraries reamalgamerge in that indentity of
1716undiscernibles where the Baxters and the Fleshmans may they cease to
1717bidivil uns and (but at this poingt though the iron thrust of his cockspurt
1718start might have prepared us we are wellnigh stinkpotthered by the
1719mustardpunge in the tailend) this outandin brown candlestock melt
1720Nolan's into peese! Han var. Disliken as he was to druriodrama, her
1721wife Langley, the prophet, and the decentest dozendest short of a frusker
1722whoever stuck his spickle through his spoke, disappeared, (in which
1723toodooing he has taken all the French leaves unveilable out of
1724Calomnequiller's Pravities) from the sourface of this earth, that austral
1725plain he had transmaried himself to, so entirely spoorlessly (the mother
1726of the book with a dustwhisk tabularasing his obliteration done upon her
1727involucrum) as to tickle the speculative to all but opine (since the Levey
1728who might have been Langley may have really been a redivivus of
1729paganinism or a volunteer Vousden) that the hobo (who possessed a
1730large amount of the humoresque) had transtuled his funster's latitat to its
1731finsterest interrimost. Bhi she. Again, if Father San Browne, tea and
1732toaster to that quaintesttest of yarnspinners is Padre Don Bruno, treu and
1733troster to the queen of Iar-Spain, was the reverend, the sodality director,
1734that eupeptic viceflayer, a barefaced carmelite, to whose palpitating
1735pulpit (which of us but remembers the rarevalent and hornerable
1736Fratomistor Nawlanmore and Brawne.) sinning society sirens (see the
1737[Roman Catholic] presspassim) fortunately became so enthusiastically
1738attached and was an objectionable ass who very occasionally cockaded
1739a raffles ticket on his hat which he wore all to one side like the hangle of
1740his pan (if Her Elegance saw him she'd have the canary!) and was
1741semiprivately convicted of malpractices with his hotwashed tableknife
1742(glossing over the cark in his pocket) that same snob of the dunhill, fully
1743several yearschaums riper, encountered by the General on that redletter
1744morning or maynoon jovesday and were they? Fuitfuit.
1745
1746    When Phishlin Phil wants throws his lip 'tis pholly to be fortune
1747flonting and whoever's gone to mix Hotel by the salt say water there's
1748nix to nothing we can do for he's never again to sea. It is nebuless an
1749autodidact fact of the commonest that the shape of the average human
1750cloudyphiz, whereas sallow has long daze faded, frequently altered its
1751ego with the possing of the showers (Not original!). Whence it is a
1752slopperish matter, given the wet and low visibility (since in this
1753scherzarade of one's thousand one nightinesses that sword of certainty
1754which would indentifide the body never falls) to idendifine the
1755individuone in scratch wig, squarecuts, stock lavaleer, regattable oxeter,
1756baggy pants and shufflers (he is often alluded to as Slypatrick, the llad
1757in the llane) with already an incipience (lust!) in the direction of area
1758baldness (one is continually firstmeeting with odd sorts of others at all
1759sorts of ages!) who was asked by free boardschool shirkers in drenched
1760coats overawall, Will, Conn and Otto, to tell them overagait, Vol, Pov
1761and Dev, that fishabed ghoatstory of the haardly creditable edventyres
1762of the Haberdasher, the two Curchies and the three Enkelchums in their
1763Bearskin ghoats! Girles and jongers, but he has changed alok syne
1764Thorkill's time! Ya, da, tra, gathery, pimp, shesses, shossafat,
1765okodeboko, nine! Those many warts, those slummy patches, halfsinster
1766wrinkles, (what has come over the face on wholebroader E?), and
1767(shrine of Mount Mu save us!) the large fungopark he has grown!
1768Drink!
1769
1770    Sport's a common thing. It was the Lord's own day for damp (to
1771wait for a postponed regatta's eventualising is not of Battlecock
1772Shettledore - Juxta - Mare only) and the request for a fully armed
1773explanation was put (in Loo of Pat) to the porty (a native of the sisterisle
1774— Meathman or Meccan? — by his brogue, exrace eyes, lokil calour
1775and lucal odour which are said to have been average clownturkish
1776(though the capelist's voiced nasal liquids and the way he sneezed at
1777zees haul us back to the craogs and bryns of the Silurian Ordovices)
1778who, the lesser pilgrimage accomplished, had made, pats' and pigs' older
1779inselt, the southeast bluffs of the stranger stepshore, a regifugium
1780persecutorum, hence hindquarters) as he paused at evenchime for some
1781or so minutes (hit the pipe dannyboy! Time to won, barmon. I'll take ten
1782to win.) amid the devil's one duldrum (Apple by her blossom window
1783and Charlotte at her toss panomancy his sole admirers, his only tearts in
1784store) for a fragrend culubosh during his week end pastime of executing
1785with Anny Oakley deadliness (the consummatory pairs of provocatives,
1786of which remained provokingly but two, the ones he fell for, Lili and
1787Tutu, cork em!) empties which had not very long before contained
1788Reid's family (you ruad that before, soaky, but all the bottles in sodemd
1789histry will not soften your bloodathirst!) stout. Having reprimed his
1790repeater and resiteroomed his timespiece His Revenances, with still a
1791life or two to spare for the space of his occupancy of a world at a time,
1792rose to his feet and there, far from Tolkaheim, in a quiet English garden
1793(commonplace!), since known as Whiddington Wild, his simple
1794intensive curolent vocality, my dearbraithers, my most dearbrathairs, as
1795he, so is a supper as is a sipper, spake of the One and told of the
1796Compassionate, called up before the triad of precoxious scaremakers
1797(scoretaking: Spegulo ne helpas al malbellulo, Mi Kredas ke vi estas
1798prava, Via dote la vizago rispondas fraulino) the now to ushere mythical
1799habiliments of Our Farfar and Arthor of our doyne.
1800
1801    Television kills telephony in brothers' broil. Our eyes demand their
1802turn. Let them be seen! And wolfbone balefires blaze the trailmost if
1803only that Mary Nothing may burst her bibby buckshee. When they set
1804fire then she's got to glow so we may stand some chances of warming to
1805what every soorkabatcha, tum or hum, would like to know. The first
1806Humphrey's latitudinous baver with puggaree behind, (calaboose belong
1807bigboss belong Kang the Toll) his fourinhand bow, his elbaroom
1808surtout, the refaced unmansionables of gingerine hue, the state slate
1809umbrella, his gruff woolselywellesly with the finndrinn knopfs and the
1810gauntlet upon the hand which in an hour not for him solely evil had
1811struck down the might he mighthavebeen d'Esterre of whom his nation
1812seemed almost already to be about to have need. Then, stealing his
1813thunder, but in the befitting legomena of the smaller country, (probable
1814words, possibly said, of field family gleaming) a bit duskish and
1815flavoured with a smile, seein as ow his thoughts consisted chiefly of the
1816cheerio, he aptly sketched for our soontobe second parents (sukand see
1817whybe!) the touching seene. The solence of that stilling! Here one might
1818a fin fell. Boomster rombombonant! It scenes like a landescape from
1819Wildu Picturescu or some seem on some dimb Arras, dumb as Mum's
1820mutyness, this mimage of the seventyseventh kusin of kristansen is
1821odable to os across the wineless Ere no oedor nor mere eerie nor liss
1822potent of suggestion than in the tales of the tingmount. (Prigged!)
1823
1824    And there oftafter, jauntyjogging, on an Irish visavis, insteadily with
1825shoulder to shoulder Jehu will tell to Christianier, saint to sage, the
1826humphriad of that fall and rise while daisy winks at her pinker sister
1827among the tussocks and the copoll between the shafts mocks the couple
1828on the car. And as your who may look like how on the owther side of
1829his big belttry your tyrs and cloes your noes and paradigm maymay
1830rererise in eren. Follow we up his whip vindicative. Thurston's! Lo
1831bebold! La arboro, lo petrusu. The augustan peacebetothem oaks, the
1832monolith rising stark from the moonlit pinebarren. In all fortitudinous
1833ajaxious rowdinoisy tenuacity. The angelus hour with ditchers bent
1834upon their farm usetensiles, the soft belling of the fallow deers
1835(doerehmoose genuane!) advertising their milky approach as midnight
1836was striking the hours (letate!), and how brightly the great tribune outed
1837the sharkskin smokewallet (imitation!) from his frock, kippers, and by
1838Joshua, he tips un a topping swank cheroot, none of your swellish soide,
1839quoit the reverse, and how manfally he says, pluk to pluk and lekan for
1840lukan, he was to just pluggy well suck that brown boyo, my son, and
1841spend a whole half hour in Havana. Sorer of the kreeksmen, would not
1842thore be old high gothsprogue! Wherefore he met Master, he mean to
1843say, he do, sire, bester of redpublicans, at Eagle Cock Hostel on
1844Lorenzo Tooley street and how he wished his Honour the bannocks of
1845Gort and Morya and Bri Head and Puddyrick, yore Loudship, and a
1846starchboxsitting in the pit of his St Tomach's, — a strange wish for you,
1847my friend, and it would poleaxe your sonson's grandson utterly though
1848your own old sweatandswear floruerunts heaved it hoch many as the
1849times, when they were turrified by the hitz.
1850
1851    Chee chee cheers for Upkingbilly and crow cru cramwells
1852Downaboo! Hup, boys, and hat him! See! Oilbeam they're lost we've
1853found rerembrandtsers, their hours to date link these heirs to here but
1854wowhere are those yours of Yestersdays? Farseeingetherich and
1855Poolaulwoman Charachthercuss and his Ann van Vogt. D.e.e.d! Edned,
1856ended or sleeping soundlessly? Favour with your tongues! Intendite!
1857
1858    Any dog's life you list you may still hear them at it, like sixes and
1859seventies as eversure as Halley's comet, ulemamen, sobranjewomen,
1860storthingboys and dumagirls, as they pass its bleak and bronze portal of
1861your Casaconcordia: Huru more Nee, minny frickans? Hwoorledes har
1862Dee det? Losdoor onleft mladies, cue. Millecientotrigintadue scudi.
1863Tippoty, kyrie, tippoty. Cha kai rotty kai makkar, sahib? Despenseme
1864Usted, senhor, en son succo, sabez. O thaw bron orm, A'Cothraige,
1865thinkinthou gaily? Lick-Pa-flai-hai-pa-Pa-li-si-lang-lang. Epi alo, ecou,
1866Batiste, tuvavnr dans Lptit boing going. Ismeme de bumbac e meias de
1867portocallie. O.O. Os pipos mios es demasiada gruarso por O piccolo
1868pocchino. Wee fee? Ung duro. Kocshis, szabad? Mercy, and you?
1869Gomagh, thak.
1870
1871    And, Cod, says he with mugger's tears: Would you care to know the
1872prise of a liard? Maggis, nick your nightynovel! Mass Tavener's at the
1873mike again! And that bag belly is the buck to goat it! Meggeg, m'gay
1874chapjappy fellow, I call our univalse to witness, as sicker as moyliffey
1875eggs is known by our good househalters from yorehunderts of mamooth
1876to be which they commercially are in ahoy high British quarters
1877(conventional!) my guesthouse and cowhaendel credits will immediately
1878stand ohoh open as straight as that neighbouring monument's fabrication
1879before the hygienic gllll (this was where the reverent sabboth and
1880bottlebreaker with firbalk forthstretched touched upon his tricoloured
1881boater, which he uplifted by its pickledhoopy (he gave Stetson one and
1882a penny for it) whileas oleaginosity of ancestralolosis sgocciolated
1883down the both pendencies of his mutsohito liptails (Sencapetulo, a more
1884modestuous conciliabulite never curled a torn pocketmouth), cordially
1885inwiting the adullescence who he was wising up to do in like manner
1886what all did so as he was able to add) lobe before the Great
1887Schoolmaster's. (I tell you no story.) Smile!
1888
1889    The house of Atreox is fallen indeedust (Ilyam, Ilyum! Maeromor
1890Mournomates !) averging on blight like the mundibanks of Fennyana,
1891but deeds bounds going arise again. Life, he himself said once, (his
1892biografiend, in fact, kills him verysoon, if yet not, after) is a wake, livit
1893or krikit, and on the bunk of our breadwinning lies the cropse of our
1894seedfather, a phrase which the establisher of the world by law might
1895pretinately write across the chestfront of all manorwombanborn. The
1896scene, refreshed, reroused, was never to be forgotten, the hen and
1897crusader everintermutuomergent, for later in the century one of that
1898puisne band of factferreters, (then an excivily (out of the custom huts)
1899(retired), (hurt), under the sixtyfives act) in a dressy black modern style
1900and wewere shiny tan burlingtons, (tam, homd and dicky, quopriquos
1901and peajagd) rehearsed it, pippa pointing, with a dignified (copied) bow
1902to a namecousin of the late archdeacon F. X. Preserved Coppinger (a hot
1903fellow in his night, may the mouther of guard have mastic on him!) in a
1904pullwoman of our first transhibernian with one still sadder circumstance
1905which is a dirkandurk heartskewerer if ever to bring bouncing brimmers
1906from marbled eyes. Cycloptically through the windowdisks and with
1907eddying awes the round eyes of the rundreisers, back to back, buck to
1908bucker, on their airish chaunting car, beheld with intouristing
1909anterestedness the clad pursue the bare, the bare the green, the green the
1910frore, the frore the cladagain, as their convoy wheeled encirculingly
1911abound the gigantig's lifetree, our fireleaved loverlucky blomsterbohm,
1912phoenix in our woodlessness, haughty, cacuminal, erubescent
1913(repetition!) whose roots they be asches with lustres of peins. For as
1914often as the Archicadenus, pleacing aside his Irish Field and craving
1915their auriculars to recepticle particulars before they got the bump at
1916Castlebar (mat and far!) spoke of it by request all, hearing in this new
1917reading of the part whereby, because of Dyas in his machina, the new
1918garrickson's grimacing grimaldism hypostasised by substintuation the
1919axiomatic orerotundity of that once grand old elrington bawl, the
1920copycus's description of that fellowcommuter's play upon countenants,
1921could simply imagine themselves in their bosom's inmost core, as pro
1922tem locums, timesported acorss the yawning (abyss), as once they were
1923seasiders, listening to the cockshyshooter's evensong evocation of the
1924doomed but always ventriloquent Agitator, (nonot more plangorpound
1925the     billows   o'er   Thounawahallya      Reef!)    silkhouatted,   a
1926whallrhosmightiadd, aginsst the dusk of skumring, (would that fane be
1927Saint Muezzin's calling — holy places! — and this fez brimless as brow
1928of faithful toucher of the ground, did wish it were — blessed be the
1929bones! — the ghazi, power of his sword.) his manslayer's gunwielder
1930protended towards that overgrown leadpencil which was soon,
1931monumentally at least, to rise as Molyvdokondylon to, to be, to be his
1932mausoleum (O'dan stod tillsteyne at meisies aye skould show pon) while
1933olover his exculpatory features, as Roland rung, a wee dropeen of grief
1934about to sillonise his jouejous, the ghost of resignation diffused a
1935spectral appealingness, as a young man's drown o'er the fate of his
1936waters may gloat, similar in origin and akkurat in effective to a beam of
1937sunshine upon a coffin plate.
1938
1939      Not olderwise Inn the days of the Bygning would our Traveller
1940remote, unfriended, from van Demon's Land, some lazy skald or
1941maundering pote, lift wearywilly his slowcut snobsic eyes to the
1942semisigns of his zooteac and lengthily lingering along flaskneck, cracket
1943cup, downtrodden brogue, turfsod, wildbroom, cabbageblad, stockfisch,
1944longingly learn that there at the Angel were herberged for him poteen
1945and tea and praties and baccy and wine width woman wordth warbling:
1946and informally quasi-begin to presquesm'ile to queasithin' (Nonsense!
1947There was not very much windy Nous blowing at the given moment
1948through the hat of Mr Melancholy Slow!)
1949
1950    But in the pragma what formal cause made a smile of that tothink?
1951Who was he to whom? (O'Breen's not his name nor the brown one his
1952maid.) Whose are the placewheres? Kiwasti, kisker, kither, kitnabudja?
1953Tal the tem of the tumulum. Giv the gav of the grube. Be it
1954cudgelplayers' country, orfishfellows' town or leeklickers' land or
1955panbpanungopovengreskey. What regnans raised the rains have levelled
1956but we hear the pointers and can gauge their compass for the melos
1957yields the mode and the mode the manners plicyman, plansiman,
1958plousiman, plab. Tsin tsin tsin tsin! The forefarther folkers for a prize of
1959two peaches with Ming, Ching and Shunny on the lie low lea. We'll sit
1960down on the hope of the ghouly ghost for the titheman troubleth but his
1961hantitat hies not here. They answer from their Zoans; Hear the four of
1962them! Hark torroar of them! I, says Armagh, and a'm proud o'it. I, says
1963Clonakilty, God help us! I, says Deansgrange, and say nothing. I, says
1964Barna, and whatabout it? Hee haw! Before he fell hill he filled heaven: a
1965stream, alplapping streamlet, coyly coiled um, cool of her curls: We
1966were but thermites then, wee, wee. Our antheap we sensed as a Hill of
1967Allen, the Barrow for an People, one Jotnursfjaell: and it was a
1968grummelung amung the porktroop that wonderstruck us as a thunder,
1969yunder.
1970
1971    Thus the unfacts, did we possess them, are too imprecisely few to
1972warrant our certitude, the evidencegivers by legpoll too untrustworthily
1973irreperible where his adjugers are semmingly freak threes but his
1974judicandees plainly minus twos. Nevertheless Madam's Toshowus
1975waxes largely more lifeliked (entrance, one kudos; exits, free) and our
1976notional gullery is now completely complacent, an exegious monument,
1977aerily perennious. Oblige with your blackthorns; gamps, degrace! And
1978there many have paused before that exposure of him by old Tom Quad,
1979a flashback in which he sits sated, gowndabout, in clericalease habit,
1980watching bland sol slithe dodgsomely into the nethermore, a globule of
1981maugdleness about to corrugitate his mild dewed cheek and the tata of a
1982tiny victorienne, Alys, pressed by his limper looser.
1983
1984    Yet certes one is. Eher the following winter had overed the pages of
1985nature's book and till Ceadurbar-atta-Cleath became Dablena Tertia, the
1986shadow of the huge outlander, maladik, multvult, magnoperous, had
1987bulked at the bar of a rota of tribunals in manor hall as in thieves'
1988kitchen, mid pillow talk and chithouse chat, on Marlborough Green as
1989through Molesworth Fields, here sentenced pro tried with Jedburgh
1990justice, there acquitted con testimony with benefit of clergy. His Thing
1991Mod have undone him: and his madthing has done him man. His
1992beneficiaries are legion in the part he created: they number up his years.
1993Greatwheel Dunlop was the name was on him: behung, all we are his
1994bisaacles. As hollyday in his house so was he priest and king to that:
1995ulvy came, envy saw, ivy conquered. Lou! Lou! They have waved his
1996green boughs o'er him as they have torn him limb from lamb. For his
1997muertification and uxpiration and dumnation and annuhulation. With
1998schreis and grida, deprofound souspirs. Steady, sullivans! Mannequins
1999pause! Longtong's breach is fallen down but Graunya's spreed's abroad.
2000Ahdostay, feedailyones, and feel the Flucher's bawls for the total of
2001your flouts is not fit to fan his fettle, O! Have a ring and sing wohl!
2002Chin, chin! Chin, chin! And of course all chimed din width the eatmost
2003boviality. Swiping rums and beaunes and sherries and ciders and negus
2004and citronnades too. The strongers. Oho, oho, Mester Begge, you're
2005about to be bagged in the bog again. Bugge. But softsies seufsighed:
2006Eheu, for gassies! But, lo! lo! by the threnning gods, human, erring and
2007condonable, what the statues of our kuo, who is the messchef be our
2008kuang, ashu ashure there, the unforgettable treeshade looms up behind
2009the jostling judgements of those, as all should owe, malrecapturable
2010days.
2011
2012   Tap and pat and tapatagain, (fire firstshot, Missiers the Refuseleers!
2013Peingpeong! For saxonlootie!) three tommix, soldiers free, cockaleak
2014and cappapee, of the Coldstream. Guards were walking, in (pardonnez-
2015leur, je vous en prie, eh?) Montgomery Street. One voiced an opinion in
2016which on either wide (pardonnez!), nodding, all the Finner Camps
2017concurred (je vous en prie, eh?). It was the first woman, they said,
2018souped him, that fatal wellesday, Lili Coninghams, by suggesting him
2019they go in a field. Wroth mod eldfar, ruth redd stilstand, wrath wrackt
2020wroth, confessed private Pat Marchison retro. (Terse!) Thus contenters
2021with santoys play. One of our coming Vauxhall ontheboards who is
2022resting for the moment (she has been callit by a noted stagey elecutioner
2023a wastepacket Sittons) was interfeud in a waistend pewty parlour.
2024Looking perhaps even more pewtyflushed in her cherry derry
2025padouasoys, girdle and braces by the halfmoon and Seven Stars, russets
2026from the Blackamoor's Head, amongst the climbing boys at his Eagle
2027and Child and over the corn and hay emptors at their Black and All
2028Black, Mrs F . . . A . . . saidaside, half in stage of whisper to her
2029confidante glass, while recoopering her cartwheel chapot (ahat! — and
2030we now know what thimbles a baquets on lallance a talls mean), she
2031hoped Sid Arthar would git a Chrissman's portrout of orange and
2032lemonsized orchids with hollegs and ether, from the feeatre of the
2033Innocident, as the worryld had been uncained. Then, while it is odrous
2034comparisoning to the sprangflowers of his burstday which was a
2035viridable goddinpotty for the reinworms and the charlattinas and all
2036branches of climatitis, it has been such a wanderful noyth untirely,
2037added she, with many regards to Maha's pranjapansies. (Tart!)
2038Prehistoric, obitered to his dictaphone an entychologist: his propenomen
2039is a properismenon. A dustman nocknamed Sevenchurches in the
2040employ of Messrs Achburn, Soulpetre and Ashreborn, prairmakers,
2041Glintalook, was asked by the sisterhood the vexed question during his
2042midday collation of leaver and buckrom alternatively with stenk and
2043kitteney phie in a hashhoush and, thankeaven, responsed impulsively:
2044We have just been propogandering his nullity suit and what they took
2045out of his ear among my own crush. All our fellows at O'Dea's sages
2046with Aratar Calaman he is a cemented brick, buck it all! A more nor
2047usually sober cardriver, who was jauntingly hosing his runabout, Ginger
2048Jane, took a strong view. Lorry hosed her as he talked and this is what
2049he told rewritemen: Irewaker is just a plain pink joint reformee in
2050private life but folks all have it by brehemons laws he has parliamentary
2051honours. Eiskaffier said (Louigi's, you know that man's, brillant
2052Savourain): Mon foie, you wish to ave some homelette, yes, lady! Good,
2053mein leber! Your hegg he must break himself. See, I crack, so, he sit in
2054the poele, umbedimbt! A perspirer (over sixty) who was keeping up his
2055tennises panted he kne ho har twa to clect infamatios but a diffpair
2056flannels climb wall and trespassing on doorbell. After fullblown
2057Braddon hear this fresky troterella! A railways barmaid's view (they call
2058her Spilltears Rue) was thus expressed: to sympathisers of the Dole
2059Line, Death Avenue, anent those objects of her pity-prompted
2060ministrance, to wet, man and his syphon. Ehim! It is ever too late to
2061whissle when Phyllis floods her stable. It would be skarlot shame to
2062jailahim in lockup, as was proposed to him by the Seddoms creature
2063what matter what merrytricks went off with his revulverher in
2064connections with ehim being a norphan and enjoining such wicked illth,
2065ehim! Well done, Drumcollakill! Kitty Tyrrel is proud of you, was the
2066reply of a B.O.T. official (O blame gnot the board!) while the Daughters
2067Benkletter murmured in uniswoon: Golforgilhisjurylegs! Brian Lynsky,
2068the cub curser, was questioned at his shouting box, Bawlonabraggat,
2069and gave a snappy comeback, when saying: Paw! Once more I'll
2070hellbowl! I am for caveman chase and sahara sex, burk you! Them two
2071bitches ought to be leashed, canem! Up hog and hoar hunt! Paw! A
2072wouldbe martyr, who is attending on sanit Asitas where he is being
2073taught to wear bracelets, when grilled on the point, revealed the
2074undoubted fact that the consequence would be that so long as Sankya
2075Moondy played his mango tricks under the mysttetry, with shady
2076apsaras sheltering in his leaves' licence and his shadowers torrifried by
2077the potent bolts of indradiction, there would be fights all over
2078Cuxhaven. (Tosh!) Missioner Ida Wombwell, the seventeenyearold
2079revivalist, said concerning the coincident of interfizzing with grenadines
2080and other respectable and disgusted peersons using the park: That
2081perpendicular person is a brut! But a magnificent brut! 'Caligula' (Mr
2082Danl Magrath, bookmaker, wellknown to Eastrailian poorusers of the
2083Sydney Parade Ballotin) was, as usual, antipodal with his: striving todie,
2084hopening tomellow, Ware Splash. Cobbler. We have meat two hourly,
2085sang out El Caplan Buycout, with the famous padre's turridur's capecast,
2086meet too ourly, matadear! Dan Meiklejohn, precentor, of S.S. Smack
2087and Olley's was probiverbal with his upsiduxit: mutatus mutandus.
2088Dauran's lord ('Sniffpox') and Moirgan's lady ('Flatterfun') took sides
2089and crossed and bowed to each other's views and recrossed themselves.
2090The dirty dubs upin their flies, went too free, echoed the dainly drabs
2091downin their scenities, una mona. Sylvia Silence, the girl detective
2092(Meminerva, but by now one hears turtlings all over Doveland!) when
2093supplied with informations as to the several facets of the case in her
2094cozydozy bachelure's flat, quite overlooking John a'Dream's mews,
2095leaned back in her really truly easy chair to query restfully through her
2096vowelthreaded syllabelles: Have you evew thought, wepowtew, that
2097sheew gweatness was his twadgedy? Nevewtheless accowding to my
2098considewed attitudes fow this act he should pay the full penalty,
2099pending puwsuance, as pew Subsec. 32, section 11, of the C. L. A. act
21001885, anything in this act to the contwawy notwithstanding. Jarley Jilke
2101began to silke for he couldn't get home to Jelsey but ended with: He's
2102got the sack that helped him moult instench of his gladsome rags.
2103Meagher, a naval rating, seated on one of the granite cromlech setts of
2104our new fishshambles for the usual aireating after the ever popular act,
2105with whom were Questa and Puella, piquante and quoite, (this had a
2106cold in her brain while that felt a sink in her summock, wit's wat, wot's
2107wet) was encouraged, although nearvanashed himself, by one of his co-
2108affianced to get your breath, Walt, and gobbit and when ther chidden by
2109her fastra sastra to saddle up your pance, Naville, thus cor replied to her
2110other's thankskissing: I lay my two fingerbuttons, fiancee Meagher, (he
2111speaks!) he was to blame about your two velvetthighs up Horniman's
2112Hill — as hook and eye blame him or any other piscman? — but I also
2113think, Puellywally, by the siege of his trousers there was someone else
2114behind it — you bet your boughtem blarneys — about their three
2115drummers down Keysars Lane. (Trite!).
2116    Be these meer marchant taylor's fablings of a race referend with
2117oddman rex? Is now all seenheard then forgotten? Can it was, one is
2118fain in this leaden age of letters now to wit, that so diversified outrages
2119(they have still to come!) were planned and partly carried out against so
2120staunch a covenanter if it be true than any of those recorded ever took
2121place for many, we trow, beyessed to and denayed of, are given to us by
2122some who use the truth but sparingly and we, on this side ought to
2123sorrow for their pricking pens on that account. The seventh city,
2124Urovivla, his citadear of refuge, whither (would we believe the laimen
2125and their counts), beyond the outraved gales of Atreeatic, changing
2126clues with a baggermalster, the hejirite had fled, silentioussuemeant
2127under night's altosonority, shipalone, a raven of the wave, (be mercy,
2128Mara! A he whence Rahoulas!) from the ostmen's dirtby on the old vic,
2129to forget in expiating manslaughter and, reberthing in remarriment out
2130of dead seekness to devine previdence, (if you are looking for the bilder
2131deep your ear on the movietone!) to league his lot, palm and patte, with
2132a papishee. For mine qvinne I thee giftake and bind my hosenband I
2133thee halter. The wastobe land, a lottuse land, a luctuous land,
2134Emeraldilluim, the peasant pastured, in which by the fourth
2135commandment with promise his days apostolic were to be long by the
2136abundant mercy of Him Which Thundereth From On High, murmured,
2137would rise against him with all which in them were, franchisables and
2138inhabitands, astea as agora, helotsphilots, do him hurt, poor jink, ghostly
2139following bodily, as were he made a curse for them, the corruptible lay
2140quick, all saints of incorruption of an holy nation, the common or ere-in-
2141garden castaway, in red resurrection to condemn so they might convince
2142him, first pharoah, Humpheres Cheops Exarchas, of their proper sins.
2143Business bred to speak with a stiff upper lip to all men and most
2144occasions the Man we wot of took little short of fighting chances but for
2145all that he or his or his care were subjected to the horrors of the premier
2146terror of Errorland. (perorhaps!)
2147
2148    We seem to us (the real Us !) to be reading our Amenti in the sixth
2149sealed chapter of the going forth by black. It was after the show at
2150Wednesbury that one tall man, humping a suspicious parcel, when
2151returning late amid a dense particular on his home way from the second
2152house of the Boore and Burgess Christy Menestrels by the old spot,
2153Roy's Corner, had a barkiss revolver placed to his faced with the words:
2154you're shot, major: by an unknowable assailant (masked) against whom
2155he had been jealous over, Lotta Crabtree or Pomona Evlyn. More than
2156that Whenn the Waylayer (not a Lucalizod diocesan or even of the
2157Glendalough see, but hailing fro' the prow of Little Britain), mention ing
2158in a bytheway that he, the crawsopper, had, in edition to Reade's cutless
2159centiblade, a loaded Hobson's which left only twin alternatives as,
2160viceversa, either he would surely shoot her, the aunt, by pistol, (she
2161could be okaysure of that!) or, failing of such, bash in Patch's blank face
2162beyond recognition, pointedly asked with gaeilish gall wodkar blizzard's
2163business Thornton had with that Kane's fender only to be answered by
2164the aggravated assaulted that that that was the snaps for him, Midweeks,
2165to sultry well go and find out if he was showery well able. But how
2166transparingly nontrue, gentlewriter! His feet one is not a tall man, not at
2167all, man. No such parson. No such fender. No such lumber. No such
2168race. Was it supposedly in connection with a girls, Myramy Huey or
2169Colores Archer, under Flaggy Bridge (for ann there is but one liv and
2170hir newbridge is her old) or to explode his twelvechamber and force a
2171shrievalty entrance that the heavybuilt Abelbody in a butcherblue blouse
2172from One Life One Suit (a men's wear store), with a most decisive bottle
2173of single in his possession, seized after dark by the town guard at
2174Haveyoucaught-emerod's temperance gateway was there in a gate's way.
2175
2176    Fifthly, how parasoliloquisingly truetoned on his first time of
2177hearing the wretch's statement that, muttering Irish, he had had had
2178o'gloriously a'lot too much hanguest or hoshoe fine to drink in the
2179House of Blazes, the Parrot in Hell, the Orange Tree, the Glibt, the Sun,
2180the Holy Lamb and, lapse not leashed, in Ramitdown's ship hotel since
2181the morning moment he could dixtinguish a white thread from a black
2182till the engine of the laws declosed unto Murray and was only falling
2183fillthefluthered up against the gatestone pier which, with the cow's
2184bonnet a'top o'it, he falsetook for a cattlepillar with purest peaceablest
2185intentions. Yet how lamely hobbles the hoy of his then pseudojocax
2186axplanation how, according to his own story, he vas a process server
2187and was merely trying to open zozimus a bottlop stoub by mortially
2188hammering his magnum bonum (the curter the club the sorer the savage)
2189against the bludgey gate for the boots about the swan, Maurice Behan,
2190who hastily into his shoes with nothing his hald barra tinnteack and
2191came down with homp, shtemp and jumphet to the tiltyard from the
2192wastes a'sleep in his obi ohny overclothes or choker, attracted by the
2193norse of guns playing Delandy is cartager on the raglar rock to Dulyn,
2194said war' prised safe in bed as he dreamed that he'd wealthes in mormon
2195halls when wokenp by a fourth loud snore out of his land of byelo while
2196hickstrey's maws was grazing in the moonlight by hearing hammering
2197on the pandywhank scale emanating from the blind pig and anything
2198like it (oonagh! oonagh!) in the whole history of the Mullingcan Inn he
2199never. This battering babel allower the door and sideposts, he always
2200said, was not in the very remotest like the belzey babble of a bottle of
2201boose which would not rouse him out o'slumber deep but reminded him
2202loads more of the martiallawsey marses of foreign musikants'
2203instrumongs or the overthrewer to the third last days of Pompery, if
2204anything. And that after this most nooningless knockturn the young
2205reine came down desperate and the old liffopotamus started ploring all
2206over the plains, as mud as she cud be, ruinating all the bouchers' schurts
2207and the backers' wischandtugs so that be the chandeleure of the
2208Rejaneyjailey they were all night wasching the walters of, the weltering
2209walters off. Whyte.
2210
2211    Just one moment. A pinch in time of the ideal, musketeers! Alphos,
2212Burkos and Caramis, leave Astrelea for the astrollajerries and for the
2213love of the saunces and the honour of Keavens pike puddywhackback to
2214Pamintul. And roll away the reel world, the reel world, the reel world!
2215And call all your smokeblushes, Snowwhite and Rosered, if you will
2216have the real cream! Now for a strawberry frolic! Filons, filoosh!
2217Cherchons la flamme! Fammfamm! Fammfamm!
2218
2219    Come on, ordinary man with that large big nonobli head, and that
2220blanko berbecked fischial ekksprezzion Machinsky Scapolopolos,
2221Duzinascu or other. Your machelar's mutton leg's getting musclebound
2222from being too pulled. Noah Beery weighed stone thousand one when
2223Hazel was a hen. Now her fat's falling fast. Therefore, chatbags, why
2224not yours? There are 29 sweet reasons why blossomtime's the best.
2225Elders fall for green almonds when they're raised on bruised stone root
2226ginger though it winters on their heads as if auctumned round their
2227waistbands. If you'd had pains in your hairs you wouldn't look so
2228orgibald. You'd have Colley Macaires on your lump of lead. Now listen,
2229Mr Leer! And stow that sweatyfunnyadams Simper! Take an old geeser
2230who calls on his skirt. Note his sleek hair, so elegant, tableau vivant. He
2231vows her to be his own honeylamb, swears they will be papa pals, by
2232Sam, and share good times way down west in a guaranteed happy
2233lovenest when May moon she shines and they twit twinkle all the night,
2234combing the comet's tail up right and shooting popguns at the stars.
2235Creampuffs all to dime! Every nice, missymackenzies! For dear old
2236grumpapar, he's gone on the razzledar, through gazing and crazing and
2237blazing at the stars. Compree! She wants her wardrobe to hear from
2238above by return with cash so as she can buy her Peter Robinson
2239trousseau and cut a dash with Arty, Bert or possibly Charley Chance
2240(who knows?) so tolloll Mr Hunker you're too dada for me to dance (so
2241off she goes!) and that's how half the gels in town has got their bottom
2242drars while grumpapar he's trying to hitch his braces on to his trars. But
2243old grum he's not so clean dippy between sweet you and yum (not on
2244your life, boy! not in those trousers! not by a large jugful!) for
2245someplace on the sly, where Furphy he isn't by, old grum has his gel
2246number two (bravevow, our Grum!) and he would like to canoodle her
2247too some part of the time for he is downright fond of his number one but
2248O he's fair mashed on peaches number two so that if he could only
2249canoodle the two, chivee chivoo, all three would feel genuinely happy,
2250it's as simple as A. B. C., the two mixers, we mean, with their
2251cherrybum chappy (for he is simply shamming dippy) if they all were
2252afloat in a dreamlifeboat, hugging two by two in his zoo-doo-you-doo, a
2253tofftoff for thee, missymissy for me and howcameyou-e'enso for Farber,
2254in his tippy, upindown dippy, tiptoptippy canoodle, can you? Finny.
2255
2256    Ack, ack, ack. With which clap, trap and soddenment, three to a
2257loaf, our mutual friends the fender and the bottle at the gate seem to be
2258implicitly in the same bateau, so to singen, bearing also several of the
2259earmarks of design, for there is in fact no use in putting a tooth in a
2260snipery of that sort and the amount of all those sort of things which has
2261been going on onceaday in and twiceaday out every other nachtistag
2262among all kinds of promiscious individuals at all ages in private homes
2263and reeboos publikiss and allover all and elsewhere throughout secular
2264sequence the country over and overabroad has been particularly
2265stupendous. To be continued. Federals' Uniteds' Transports' Unions' for
2266Exultations' of Triumphants' Ecstasies.
2267
2268    But resuming inquiries. Will it ever be next morning the postal
2269unionist's (officially called carrier's, Letters Scotch, Limited) strange
2270fate (Fierceendgiddyex he's hight, d.e., the losel that hucks around
2271missivemaids' gummibacks) to hand in a huge chain envelope, written
2272in seven divers stages of ink, from blanchessance to lavandaiette, every
2273pothook and pancrook bespaking the wisherwife, superscribed and
2274subpencilled by yours A Laughable Party, with afterwite, S.A.G., to
2275Hyde and Cheek, Edenberry, Dubblenn, WC? Will whatever will be
2276written in lappish language with inbursts of Maggyer always seem
2277semposed, black looking white and white guarding black, in that
2278siamixed twoatalk used twist stern swift and jolly roger? Will it bright
2279upon us, nightle, and we plunging to our plight? Well, it might now,
2280mircle, so it light. Always and ever till Cox's wife, twice Mrs Hahn,
2281pokes her beak into the matter with Owen K. after her, to see whawa
2282smutter after, will this kiribis pouch filled with litterish fragments lurk
2283dormant in the paunch of that halpbrother of a herm, a pillarbox?
2284
2285    The coffin, a triumph of the illusionist's art, at first blench naturally
2286taken for a handharp (it is handwarp to tristinguish jubabe from jabule
2287or either from tubote when all three have just been invened) had been
2288removed from the hardware premises of Oetzmann and Nephew, a noted
2289house of the gonemost west, which in the natural course of all things
2290continues to supply funeral requisites of every needed description. Why
2291needed, though? Indeed needed (wouldn't you feel like rattanfowl if you
2292hadn't the oscar!) because the flash brides or bride in their lily boleros
2293one games with at the Nivynubies' finery ball and your upright grooms
2294that always come right up with you (and by jingo when they do!) what
2295else in this mortal world, now ours, when meet there night, mid their
2296nackt, me there naket, made their nought the hour strikes, would bring
2297them rightcame back in the flesh, thumbs down, to their orses and their
2298hashes.
2299
2300    To proceed. We might leave that nitrience of oxagiants to take its
2301free of the air and just analectralyse that very chymerical combination,
2302the gasbag where the warderworks. And try to pour somour heiterscene
2303up thealmostfere. In the bottled heliose case continuing, Long Lally
2304Tobkids, the special, sporting a fine breast of medals, and a
2305conscientious scripturereader to boot in the brick and tin choorch round
2306the coroner, swore like a Norewheezian tailliur on the stand before the
2307proper functionary that he was up against a right querrshnorrt of a mand
2308in the butcher of the blues who, he guntinued, on last epening after
2309delivering some carcasses mattonchepps and meatjutes on behalf of
2310Messrs Otto Sands and Eastman, Limericked, Victuallers, went and,
2311with his unmitigated astonissment, hickicked at the dun and dorass
2312against all the runes and, when challenged about the pretended hick (it
2313was kickup and down with him) on his solemn by the imputant imputed,
2314said simply: I appop pie oath, Phillyps Captain. You did, as I sostressed
2315before. You are deepknee in error, sir, Madam Tomkins, let me then tell
2316you, replied with a gentlewomanly salaam MackPartland, (the
2317meatman's family, and the oldest in the world except nick, name.) And
2318Phelps was flayful with his peeler. But his phizz fell.
2319
2320    Now to the obverse. From velveteens to dimities is barely a
2321fivefinger span and hence these camelback excesses are thought to have
2322been instigated by one or either of the causing causes of all, those rushy
2323hollow heroines in their skirtsleeves, be she magretta be she the posque.
2324Oh! Oh! Because it is a horrible thing to have to say to say to day but
2325one dilalah, Lupita Lorette, shortly after in a fit of the unexpectednesses
2326drank carbolic with all her dear placid life before her and paled off
2327while the other soiled dove that's her sister-in-love, Luperca Latouche,
2328finding one day while dodging chores that she stripped teasily for
2329binocular man and that her jambs were jimpjoyed to see each other, the
2330nautchy girly soon found her fruitful hat too small for her and rapidly
2331taking time, look, she rapidly took to necking, partying and selling her
2332spare favours in the haymow or in lumber closets or in the greenawn ad
2333huck (there are certain intimacies in all ladies' lavastories we just lease
2334to imagination) or in the sweet churchyard close itself for a bit of soft
2335coal or an array of thin trunks, serving whom in fine that same hot
2336coney a la Zingara which our own little Graunya of the chilired cheeks
2337dished up to the greatsire of Oscar, that son of a Coole. Houri of the
2338coast of emerald, arrah of the lacessive poghue, Aslim-all-Muslim, the
2339resigned to her surrender, did not she, come leinster's even, true dotter
2340of a dearmud, (her pitch was Forty Steps and his perch old Cromwell's
2341Quarters) with so valkirry a licence as sent many a poor pucker packing
2342to perdition, again and again, ay, and again sfidare him, tease fido, eh
2343tease fido, eh eh tease fido, toos topples topple, stop, dug of a dog of a
2344dgiaour, ye! Angealousmei! And did not he, like Arcoforty, farfar off
2345Bissavolo, missbrand her behaveyous with iridescent huecry of down
2346right mean false sop lap sick dope? Tawfulsdreck! A reine of the shee, a
2347shebeen quean, a queen of pranks. A kingly man, of royal mien, regally
2348robed, exalted be his glory! So gave so take: Now not, not now! He
2349would just a min. Suffering trumpet! He thought he want. Whath? Hear,
2350O hear, living of the land! Hungreb, dead era, hark! He hea, eyes
2351ravenous on her lippling lills. He hear her voi of day gon by. He hears!
2352Zay, zay, zay! But, by the beer of his profit, he cannot answer.
2353Upterputty till rise and shine! Nor needs none shaft ne stele from
2354Phenicia or Little Asia to obelise on the spout, neither pobalclock
2355neither folksstone, nor sunkenness in Tomar's Wood to bewray how
2356erpressgangs score off the rued. The mouth that tells not will ever attract
2357the unthinking tongue and so long as the obseen draws theirs which hear
2358not so long till allearth's dumbnation shall the blind lead the deaf.
2359Tatcho, tawney yeeklings! The column of lumps lends the pattrin of the
2360leaves behind us. If violence to life, limb and chattels, often as not, has
2361been the expression, direct or through an agent male, of womanhid
2362offended, (ah! ah!), has not levy of black mail from the times the fairies
2363were in it, and fain for wilde erthe blothoms followed an impressive
2364private reputation for whispered sins?
2365    Now by memory inspired, turn wheel again to the whole of the wall.
2366Where Gyant Blyant fronts Peannlueamoore There was once upon a
2367wall and a hooghoog wall a was and such a wallhole did exist. Ere ore
2368or ire in Aaarlund. Or you Dair's Hair or you Diggin Mosses or your
2369horde of orts and oriorts to garble a garthen of Odin and the lost
2370paladays when all the eddams ended with aves. Armen? The doun is
2371theirs and still to see for menags if he strikes a lousaforitch and we'll
2372come to those baregazed shoeshines if you just shoodov a second. And
2373let oggs be good old gaggles and Isther Estarr play Yesther Asterr. In
2374the drema of Sorestost Areas, Diseased. A stonehinged gate then was
2375for another thing while the suroptimist had bought and enlarged that
2376shack under fair rental of one yearlyng sheep, (prime) value of sixpence,
2377and one small yearlyng goat (cadet) value of eightpence, to grow old
2378and happy (hogg it and kidd him) for the reminants of his years; and
2379when everything was got up for the purpose he put an applegate on the
2380place by no means as some pretext a bedstead in loo thereof to keep out
2381donkeys (the pigdirt hanging from the jags to this hour makes that clear)
2382and just thenabouts the iron gape, by old custom left open to prevent the
2383cats from getting at the gout, was triplepatlockt on him on purpose by
2384his faithful poorters to keep him inside probably and possibly enaunter
2385he felt like sticking out his chest too far and tempting gracious
2386providence by a stroll on the peoplade's eggday, unused as he was yet to
2387being freely clodded.
2388    O, by the by, lets wee brag of praties, it ought to be always
2389remembered in connection with what has gone before that there was a
2390northroomer, Herr Betreffender, out for his zimmer holedigs, digging in
2391number 32 at the Rum and Puncheon (Branch of Dirty Dick's free
2392house) in Laxlip (where the Sockeye Sammons were stopping at the
2393time orange fasting) prior to that, a Kommerzial (Gorbotipacco, he was
2394wreaking like Zentral Oylrubber) from Osterich, the U.S.E. paying
2395(Gaul save the mark!) 11/- in the week (Gosh, these wholly romads!) of
2396conscience money in the first deal of Yuly wheil he was, swishing
2397beesnest with blessure, and swobbing broguen eeriesh myth
2398brockendootsch, making his reporterage on Der Fall Adams for the
2399Frankofurto Siding, a Fastland payrodicule, and er, consstated that one
2400had on him the Lynn O'Brien, meltoned lammswolle, disturbed, and
2401wider he might the same zurichschicken other he would, with tosend
2402and obertosend tonnowatters, one monkey's damages become. Now you
2403must know, franksman, to make a heart of glass, that the game of gaze
2404and bandstand butchery was merely a Patsy O'Strap tissue of threats and
2405obuses such as roebucks raugh at pinnacle's peak and after this sort.
2406Humphrey's unsolicited visitor, Davy or Titus, on a burgley's clan
2407march from the middle west, a hikely excellent crude man about road
2408who knew his Bullfoost Mountains like a starling bierd, after doing a
2409long dance untidled to Cloudy Green, deposend his bockstump on the
2410waityoumaywantme, after having blew some quaker's (for you! Oates!)
2411in through the houseking's keyhole to attract attention, bleated through
2412the gale outside which the tairor of his clothes was hogcallering, first, be
2413the hirsuiter, that he would break his bulsheywigger's head for him,
2414next, be the heeltapper, that he would break the gage over his
2415lankyduckling head the same way he would crack a nut with a
2416monkeywrench and, last of all, be the stirabouter, that he would give
2417him his (or theumperom's or anybloody else's) thickerthanwater to drink
2418and his bleday steppebrodhar's into the bucket. He demanded more
2419wood alcohol to pitch in with, alleging that his granfather's was all taxis
2420and that it was only after ten o'connell, and this his isbar was a public
2421oven for the sake of irsk irskusky, and then, not easily discouraged,
2422opened the wrathfloods of his atillarery and went on at a wicked rate,
2423weathering against him in mooxed metaphores from eleven thirty to two
2424in the afternoon without even a luncheonette interval for House, son of
2425Clod, to come out, you jewbeggar, to be Executed Amen. Earwicker,
2426that patternmind, that paradigmatic ear, receptoretentive as his of
2427Dionysius, longsuffer ing although whitening under restraint in the
2428sititout corner of his conservatory, behind faminebuilt walls, his
2429thermos flask and ripidian flabel by his side and a walrus whiskerbristle
2430for a tuskpick, compiled, while he mourned the flight of his wild
2431guineese, a long list (now feared in part lost) to be kept on file of all
2432abusive names he was called (we have been compelled for the
2433rejoicement of foinne loidies ind the humours of Milltown etcetera by
2434Josephine Brewster in the collision known as Contrastations with
2435Inkermann and so on and sononward, lacies in loo water, flee, celestials,
2436one clean turv): Firstnighter, Informer, Old Fruit, Yellow Whigger,
2437Wheatears, Goldy Geit, Bogside Beauty, Yass We've Had His Badannas,
2438York's Porker, Funnyface, At Baggotty's Bend He Bumped, Grease with
2439the Butter, Opendoor Ospices, Cainandabler, Ireland's Eighth
2440Wonderful Wonder, Beat My Price, Godsoilman, Moonface the
2441Murderer, Hoary Hairy Hoax, Midnight Sunburst, Remove that Bible,
2442Hebdromadary Publocation, Tummer the Lame the Tyrannous, Blau
2443Clay,   Tight   before   Teatime,   Read   Your Pantojoke,   Acoustic
2444Disturbance, Thinks He's Gobblasst the Good Dook of Ourguile, W.D.'s
2445Grace, Gibbering Bayamouth of Dublin, His Farther was a Mundzucker
2446and She had him in a Growler, Burnham and Bailey, Artist, Unworthy
2447of the Homely Protestant Religion, Terry Cotter, You're Welcome to
2448Waterfood, signed the Ribbonmen, Lobsterpot Lardling, All for Arthur
2449of this Town, Hooshed the Cat from the Bacon, Leathertogs Donald,
2450The Ace and Deuce of Paupering, O'Reilly's Delights to Kiss the Man
2451behind the Borrel, Magogagog, Swad Puddlefoot, Gouty Ghibeline,
2452Loose Luther, Hatches Cocks' Eggs, Muddle the Plan, Luck before
2453Wedlock, I Divorce Thee Husband, Tanner and a Make, Go to Hellena
2454or Come to Connies, Piobald Puffpuff His Bride, Purged out of Burke's,
2455He's None of Me Causin, Barebarean, Peculiar Person, Grunt Owl's
2456Facktotem, Twelve Months Aristocrat, Lycanthrope, Flunkey Beadle
2457Vamps the Tune Letting on He's Loney, Thunder and Turf Married into
2458Clandorf, Left Boot Sent on Approval, Cumberer of Lord's Holy
2459Ground, Stodge Arschmann, Awnt Yuke, Tommy Furlong's Pet Plagues,
2460Archdukon Cabbanger, Last Past the Post, Kennealey Won't Tell Thee
2461off Nancy's Gown, Scuttle to Cover, Salary Grab, Andy Mac Noon in
2462Annie's Room, Awl Out, Twitchbratschballs, Bombard Street Bester,
2463Sublime Porter, A Ban for Le King of the Burgaans and a Bom for Ye
2464Sur of all the Ruttledges, O'Phelim's Cutprice, And at Number Wan Wan
2465Wan, What He Done to Castlecostello, Sleeps with Feathers end Ropes,
2466It is Known who Sold Horace the Rattler, Enclosed find the Sons of
2467Fingal, Swayed in his Falling, Wants a Wife and Forty of Them, Let
2468Him Do the Fair, Apeegeequanee Chimmuck, Plowp Goes his Whastle,
2469Ruin of the Small Trader, He — — Milkinghoneybeaverbrooker, Vee
2470was a Vindner, Sower Rapes, Armenian Atrocity, Sickfish Bellyup,
2471Edomite, — 'Man Devoyd of the Commoner Characteristics of an Irish
2472Nature, Bad Humborg, Hraabhraab, Coocoohandler, Dirt, Miching
2473Daddy, Born Burst Feet Foremost, Woolworth's Worst, Easyathic
2474Phallusaphist, Guilteypig's Bastard, Fast in the Barrel, Boose in the
2475Bed, Mister Fatmate, In Custody of the Polis, Boawwll's Alocutionist,
2476Deposed, but anarchistically respectsful of the liberties of the
2477noninvasive individual, did not respond a solitary wedgeword beyond
2478such sedentarity, though it was as easy as kissanywhere for the passive
2479resistant in the booth he was in to reach for the hello gripes and ring up
2480Kimmage Outer 17.67, because, as the fundamentalist explained, when
2481at last shocked into speech, touchin his woundid feelins in the fuchsiar
2482the dominican mission for the sowsealist potty was on at the time and he
2483thought the rowmish devowtion known as the howly rowsary might
2484reeform ihm, Gonn. That more than considerably unpleasant bullocky
2485before he rang off drunkishly pegged a few glatt stones, all of a size, by
2486way of final mocks for his grapes, at the wicket in support of his words
2487that he was not guilphy but, after he had so slaunga vollayed,
2488reconnoitring through his semisubconscious the seriousness of what he
2489might have done had he really polished off his terrible intentions finally
2490caused him to change the bawling and leave downg the whole grumus
2491of brookpebbles pangpung and, having sobered up a bit, paces his
2492groundould diablen lionndub, the flay the flegm, the floedy fleshener,
2493(purse, purse, pursyfurse, I'll splish the splume of them all!) this
2494backblocks boor bruskly put out his langwedge and quite quit the
2495paleologic scene, telling how by his selfdenying ordnance he had left
2496Hyland on the dissenting table, after exhorting Earwicker or, in slightly
2497modified phraseology, Messrs or Missrs Earwicker, Seir, his feminisible
2498name of multitude, to cocoa come outside to Mockerloo out of that for
2499the honour of Crumlin, with his broody old flishguds, Gog's curse to
2500thim, so as he could brianslog and burst him all dizzy, you go bail, like
2501Potts Fracture did with Keddle Flatnose and nobodyatall with
2502Wholyphamous and build rocks over him, or if he didn't, for two and
2503thirty straws, be Cacao Campbell, he didn't know what he wouldn't do
2504for him nor nobody else nomore nor him after which, batell martell, a
2505brisha a milla a stroka a boola, so the rage of Malbruk, playing on the
2506least change of his manjester's voice, the first heroic couplet from the
2507fuguall tropical, Opus Elf, Thortytoe: My schemes into obeyance for
2508This time has had to fall: they bit goodbyte to their thumb and, his
2509bandol eer his solgier, dripdropdrap on pool or poldier, wishing the loff
2510a falladelfian in the morning, proceeded with a Hubbleforth slouch in
2511his slips backwords (Et Cur Heli!) in the directions of the duff and
2512demb institutions about ten or eleven hundred years lurch away in the
2513moonshiny gorge of Patself on the Bach. Adyoe!
2514
2515    And thus, with this rochelly exetur of Bully Acre, came to close that
2516last stage in the siegings round our archicitadel which we would like to
2517recall, if old Nestor Alexis would wink the worth for us, as Bar-le-Duc
2518and Dog-an-Doras and Bangen-opZoom.
2519
2520    Yed he med leave to many a door beside of Oxmanswold for so
2521witness his chambered cairns a cloudletlitter silent that are at browse up
2522hill and down coombe and on eolithostroton, at Howth or at Coolock or
2523even at Enniskerry, a theory none too rectiline of the evoluation of
2524human society and a testament of the rocks from all the dead unto some
2525the living. Olivers lambs we do call them, skatterlings of a stone, and
2526they shall be gathered unto him, their herd and paladin, as nubilettes to
2527cumule, in that day hwen, same the lightning lancer of Azava Arthur
2528honoured (some Finn, some Finn avant!), he skall wake from earthsleep,
2529haught crested elmer, in his valle of briers of Greenman's Rise O, (lost
2530leaders live! the heroes return!) and o'er dun and dale the
2531Wulverulverlord (protect us!) his mighty horn skall roll, orland, roll.
2532
2533    For in those deyes his Deyus shall ask of Allprohome and call to
2534himm: Allprohome! And he make answer: Add some. Nor wink nor
2535wunk. Animadiabolum, mene credidisti mortuum? Silence was in thy
2536faustive halls, O Truiga, when thy green woods went dry but there will
2537be sounds of manymirth on the night's ear ringing when our pantriarch
2538of Comestowntonobble gets the pullover on his boots.
2539    Liverpoor? Sot a bit of it! His braynes coolt parritch, his pelt nassy,
2540his heart's adrone, his bluidstreams acrawl, his puff but a piff, his
2541extremeties extremely so: Fengless, Pawmbroke, Chilblaimend and
2542Baldowl. Humph is in his doge. Words weigh no no more to him than
2543raindrips to Rethfernhim. Which we all like. Rain. When we sleep.
2544Drops. But wait until our sleeping. Drain. Sdops.
2545   Chapter 4
2546
2547
2548
2549
2550   As the lion, in our teargarten remembers the nenuphars of his Nile
2551(shall Ariuz forget Arioun or Boghas the baregams of the
2552Marmarazalles from Marmeniere?) it may be, tots wearsense full a
2553naggin in twentyg have sigilposted what in our brievingbust, the
2554besieged bedreamt him stil and solely of those lililiths undeveiled which
2555had undone him, gone for age, and knew not the watchful treachers at
2556his wake, and theirs to stay. Fooi, fooi, chamermissies! Zeepyzoepy,
2557larcenlads! Zijnzijn Zijnzijn! It may be, we moest ons hasten selves te
2558declareer it, that he reglimmed? presaw? the fields of heat and yields of
2559wheat where corngold Ysit? shamed and shone. It may be, we habben to
2560upseek a bitty door our good township's courants want we knew't, that
2561with his deepseeing insight (had not wishing oftebeen but good time
2562wasted), within his patriarchal shamanah, broadsteyne 'bove citie
2563(Twillby! Twillby!) he conscious of enemies, a kingbilly whitehorsed in
2564a Finglas mill, prayed, as he sat on anxious seat, (kunt ye neat gift mey
2565toe bout a peer saft eyballds!) during that three and a hellof hours' agony
2566of silence, ex profundis malorum, and bred with unfeigned charity that
2567his wordwounder (an engles to the teeth who, nomened Nash of
2568Girahash, would go anyold where in the weeping world on his mottled
2569belly (the rab, the kreeponskneed!) for milk, music or married
2570missusses) might, mercy to providential benevolence's who hates
2571prudencies' astuteness, unfold into the first of a distinguished dynasty of
2572his posteriors, blackfaced connemaras not of the fold but elder children
2573of his household, his most besetting of ideas (pace his twolve
2574predamanant passions) being the formation, as in more favoured climes,
2575where the Meadow of Honey is guestfriendly and the Mountain of Joy
2576receives, of a truly criminal stratum, Ham's cribcracking yeggs, thereby
2577at last eliminating from all classes and masses with directly derivative
2578decasualisation: sigarius (sic!) vindicat urbes terrorum (sicker!): and so,
2579to mark a bank taal she arter, the obedience of the citizens elp the ealth
2580of the ole.
2581
2582    Now gode. Let us leave theories there and return to here's here. Now
2583hear. 'Tis gode again. The teak coffin, Pughglasspanelfitted, feets to the
2584east, was to turn in later, and pitly patly near the porpus, materially
2585effecting the cause. And this, liever, is the thinghowe. Any number of
2586conservative public bodies, through a number of select and other
2587committees having power to add to their number, before voting
2588themselves and himself, town, port and garrison, by a fit and proper
2589resolution, following a koorts order of the groundwet, once for all out of
2590plotty existence, as a forescut, so you maateskippey might to you
2591cuttinrunner on a neuw pack of klerds, made him, while his body still
2592persisted, their present of a protem grave in Moyelta of the best Lough
2593Neagh pattern, then as much in demand among misonesans as the Isle of
2594Man today among limniphobes. Wacht even! It was in a fairly fishy
2595kettlekerry, after the Fianna's foreman had taken his handful, enriched
2596with ancient woods and dear dutchy deeplinns mid which were an old
2597knoll and a troutbeck, vainyvain of her osiery and a chatty sally with
2598any Wilt or Walt who would ongle her as Izaak did to the tickle of his
2599rod and watch her waters of her sillying waters of and there now brown
2600peater arripple (may their quilt gild lightly over his somnolulutent
2601form!) Whoforyou lies his last, by the wrath of Bog, like the erst curst
2602Hun in the bed of his treubleu Donawhu.
2603    Best. This wastohavebeen underground heaven, or mole's paradise
2604which was probably also an inversion of a phallopharos, intended to
2605foster wheat crops and to ginger up tourist trade (its architecht, Mgr
2606Peurelachasse, having been obcaecated lest he should petrifake
2607suchanevver while the contractors Messrs T. A. Birkett and L. O.
2608Tuohalls were made invulnerably venerable) first in the west, our
2609misterbilder, Castlevillainous, openly damned and blasted by means of a
2610hydromine, system, Sowan and Belting, exploded from a reinvented
2611T.N.T. bombingpost up ahoy of eleven and thirty wingrests (circiter) to
2612sternbooard out of his aerial thorpeto, Auton Dynamon, contacted with
2613the expectant minefield by tins of improved ammonia lashed to her
2614shieldplated gunwale, and fused into tripupcables, slipping through
2615tholse and playing down from the conning tower into the ground battery
2616fuseboxes, all differing as clocks from keys since nobody appeared to
2617have the same time of beard, some saying by their Oorlog it was
2618Sygstryggs to nine, more holding with the Ryan vogt it was Dane to
2619pfife. He afterwards whaanever his blaetther began to fail off him and
2620his rough bark was wholly husky and, stoop by stoop, he neared it
2621(wouldmanspare!) carefully lined the ferroconcrete result with rotproof
2622bricks and mortar, fassed to fossed, and retired beneath the heptarchy of
2623his towerettes, the beauchamp, byward, bull and lion, the white, the
2624wardrobe and bloodied, so encouraging (insteppen, alls als hats beliefd!)
2625additional useful councils public with hoofd offdealings which were
2626welholden of ladykants te huur out such as the Breeders' Union, the
2627Guild of Merchants of the Staple et, a.u.c. to present unto him with
2628funebral pomp, over and above that, a stone slab with the usual Mac
2629Pelah address of velediction, a very fairworded instance of falsemeaning
2630adamelegy: We have done ours gohellt with you, Heer Herewhippit,
2631overgiven it, skidoo!
2632
2633    But t'house and allaboardshoops! Show coffins, winding sheets,
2634goodbuy bierchepes, cinerary urns, liealoud blasses, snuffchests,
2635poteentubbs,    lacrimal    vases,    hoodendoses,      reekwaterbeckers,
2636breakmiddles, zootzaks for eatlust, including upyourhealthing rookworst
2637and meathewersoftened forkenpootsies and for that matter, javel also,
2638any kind of inhumationary bric au brac for the adornment of his
2639glasstone honophreum, would, met these trein of konditiens, naturally
2640follow, halas, in the ordinary course, enabling that roundtheworlder
2641wandelingswight, did suches pass him, to live all safeathomely the
2642presenile days of his life of opulence, ancient ere decrepitude, late lents
2643last lenience, till stuffering stage, whaling away the whole of the while
2644(hypnos chilia eonion!) lethelulled between explosion and reexplosion
2645(Donnaurwatteur! Hunderthunder!) from grosskopp to megapod,
2646embalmed, of grand age, rich in death anticipated.
2647
2648    But abide Zeit's sumonserving, rise afterfall. Blueblitzbolted from
2649there, knowing the hingeworms of the hallmirks of habitationlesness,
2650buried burrowing in Gehinnon, to proliferate through all his
2651Unterwealth, seam by seam, sheol om sheol, and revisit our Uppercrust
2652Sideria of Utilitarios, the divine one, the hoarder hidden propaguting his
2653plutorpopular progeniem of pots and pans and pokers and puns from
2654biddenland to boughtenland, the spearway fore the spoorway.
2655
2656    The other spring offensive on the heights of Abraham may have
2657come about all quite by accidence, Foughtarundser (for Breedabrooda
2658had at length presuaded him to have himself to be as septuply buried as
2659the murdered Cian in Finntown), had not been three monads in his
2660watery grave (what vigilantes and ridings then and spuitwyne pledges
2661with aardappel frittling!) when portrifaction, dreyfussed as ever, began
2662to ramp, ramp, ramp, the boys are parching. A hoodenwinkle gave the
2663signal and a blessing paper freed the flood. Why did the patrizien make
2664him scares with his gruntens? Because the druiven were muskating at
2665the door. From both Celtiberian camps (granting at the onset for the
2666sake of argument that men on the two sides in New South Ireland and
2667Vetera Uladh, bluemin and pillfaces, during the ferment With the Pope
2668or On the Pope, had, moors or letts, grant ideas, grunted) all conditions,
2669poor cons and dives mor, each, of course, on the purely doffensive since
2670the eternals were owlwise on their side every time, were drawn
2671toowards their Bellona's Black Bottom, once Woolwhite's Waltz
2672(Ohiboh, how becrimed, becursekissed and bedumbtoit!) some for want
2673of proper feeding in youth, others already caught in the honourable act
2674of slicing careers for family and carvers in conjunction; and, if
2675emaciated nough, the person garrotted may have suggested to
2676whomever he took the ham of, the plain being involved in darkness, low
2677cirque waggery, nay, even the first old wugger of himself in the flesh,
2678whiggissimus incarnadined, when falsesighted by the ifsuchhewas bully
2679on the hill for there had circulated freely fairly among his opposition the
2680feeling that in so hibernating Massa Ewacka, who, previous to that
2681demidetached life, had been known of barmicidal days, cook said,
2682between soups and savours, to get outside his own length of rainbow
2683trout and taerts atta tarn as no man of woman born, nay could, like the
2684great crested brebe, devour his threescoreten of roach per lifeday, ay,
2685and as many minnow a minute (the big mix, may Gibbet choke him!)
2686was, like the salmon of his ladderleap all this time of totality secretly
2687and by suckage feeding on his own misplaced fat.
2688
2689    Ladies did not disdain those pagan ironed times of the first city
2690(called after the ugliest Danadune) when a frond was a friend inneed to
2691carry, as earwigs do their dead, their soil to the earthball where indeeth
2692we shall calm decline, our legacy unknown. Venuses were gigglibly
2693temptatrix, vulcans guffawably eruptious and the whole wives' world
2694frockful of fickles. Fact, any human inyon you liked any erenoon or
2695efter would take her bare godkin out, or an even pair of hem, (lugod!
2696lugodoo!) and prettily pray with him (or with em even) everyhe to her
2697taste, long for luck, tapette and tape petter and take pettest of all. (Tip!)
2698Wells she'd woo and wills she's win but how the deer knowed where
2699she'd marry! Arbour, bucketroom, caravan, ditch? Coach, carriage,
2700wheelbarrow, dungcart?
2701
2702    Kate Strong, a widow (Tiptip!) — she pulls a lane picture for us, in
2703a dreariodreama setting, glowing and very vidual, of old dumplan as she
2704nosed it, a homelike cottage of elvanstone with droppings of biddies,
2705stinkend pusshies, moggies' duggies, rotten witchawubbles, festering
2706rubbages and beggars' bullets, if not worse, sending salmofarious germs
2707in gleefully through the smithereen panes — Widow Strong, then, as her
2708weaker had turned him to the wall (Tiptiptip!), did most all the
2709scavenging from good King Hamlaugh's gulden dayne though her lean
2710besom cleaned but sparingly and her bare statement reads that, there
2711being no macadamised sidetracks on those old nekropolitan nights in,
2712barring a footbatter, Bryant's Causeway, bordered with speedwell, white
2713clover and sorrel a wood knows, which left off, being beaten, where the
2714plaintiff was struck, she left down, as scavengers, who will be
2715scavengers must, her filthdump near the Serpentine in Phornix Park (at
2716her time called Finewell's Keepsacre but later tautaubapptossed Pat's
2717Purge), that dangerfield circling butcherswood where fireworker oh
2718flaherty engaged a nutter of castlemallards and ah for archer stunned's
2719turk, all over which fossil footprints, bootmarks, fingersigns,
2720elbowdints, breechbowls, a. s. o. were all successively traced of a most
2721envolving description. What subtler timeplace of the weald than such
2722wolfsbelly castrament to will hide a leabhar from Thursmen's
2723brandihands or a loveletter, lostfully hers, that would be lust on Ma,
2724than then when ructions ended, than here where race began: and by four
2725hands of forethought the first babe of reconcilement is laid in its last
2726cradle of hume sweet hume. Give over it! And no more of it! So pass
2727the pick for child sake! O men!
2728    For hear Allhighest sprack for krischnians as for propagana fidies
2729and his nuptial eagles sharped their beaks of prey: and every morphyl
2730man of us, pome by pome, falls back into this terrine: as it was let it be,
2731says he! And it is as though where Agni araflammed and Mithra
2732monished and Shiva slew as mayamutras the obluvial waters of our
2733noarchic   memory      withdrew,    windingly    goharksome,        to   some
2734hastyswasty timberman torchpriest, flamenfan, the ward of the wind that
2735lightened the fire that lay in the wood that Jove bolt, at his rude word.
2736Posidonius O'Fluctuary! Lave that bloody stone as it is! What are you
2737doing your dirty minx and his big treeblock way up your path? Slip
2738around, you, by the rare of the ministers'! And, you, take that barrel
2739back where you got it, Mac Shane's, and go the way your old one went,
2740Hatchettsbury Road! And gish! how they gushed away, the pennyfares,
2741a whole school for scamper, with their sashes flying sish behind them,
2742all the little pirlypettes! Issy-la-Chapelle! Any lucans, please?
2743
2744    Yes, the viability of vicinals if invisible is invincible. And we are
2745not trespassing on his corns either. Look at all the plotsch! Fluminian! If
2746this was Hannibal's walk it was Hercules' work. And a hungried
2747thousand of the unemancipated slaved the way. The mausoleum lies
2748behind us (O Adgigasta, multipopulipater!) and there are milestones in
2749their cheadmilias faultering along the tramestrack by Brahm and Anton
2750Hermes! Per omnibus secular seekalarum. Amain. But the past has
2751made us this present of a rhedarhoad. So more boher O'Connell! Though
2752rainyhidden, you're rhinohide. And if he's not a Romeo you may scallop
2753your hat. Wereupunder in the fane of Saint Fiacre! Halte!
2754
2755    It was hard by the howe's there, plainly on this disoluded and a
2756buchan cold spot, rupestric then, resurfaced that now is, that Luttrell
2757sold if Lautrill bought, in the saddle of the Brennan's (now
2758Malpasplace?) pass, versts and versts from true civilisation, not where
2759his dreams top their traums halt (Beneathere! Benathere!) but where
2760livland yontide meared with the wilde, saltlea with flood, that the
2761attackler, a cropatkin, though under medium and between colours with
2762truly native pluck, engaged the Adversary who had more in his eye than
2763was less to his leg but whom for plunder sake, he mistook in the heavy
2764rain to be Oglethorpe or some other ginkus, Parr aparrently, to whom
2765the headandheelless chickenestegg bore some Michelangiolesque
2766resemblance, making use of sacrilegious languages to the defect that he
2767would challenge their hemosphores to exterminate them but he would
2768cannonise the b — y b — r's life out of him and lay him out contritely as
2769smart as the b — r had his b — y nightprayers said, three
2770patrecknocksters and a couplet of hellmuirries (tout est sacré pour un
2771sacreur, femme à barbe ou homme-nourrice) at the same time, so as to
2772plugg well let the blubbywail ghoats out of him, catching holst of an
2773oblong bar he had and with which he usually broke furnitures he rose
2774the stick at him. The boarder incident prerepeated itself. The pair
2775(whethertheywere Nippoluono engaging Wei-Ling-Taou or de Razzkias
2776trying to reconnoistre the general Boukeleff, man may not say),
2777struggled apairently for some considerable time, (the cradle rocking
2778equally to one and oppositely from the other on its law of capture and
2779recapture), under the All In rules around the booksafe, fighting like
2780purple top and tipperuhry Swede, (Secremented Servious of the Divine
2781Zeal!) and in the course of their tussle the toller man, who had opened
2782his bully bowl to beg, said to the miner who was carrying the worm (a
2783handy term for the portable distillery which consisted of three vats, two
2784jars and several bottles though we purposely say nothing of the stiff,
2785both parties having an interest in the spirits): Let me go, Pautheen! I
2786hardly knew ye. Later on, after the solstitial pause for refleshmeant, the
2787same man (or a different and younger him of the same ham) asked in the
2788vermicular with a very oggly chew-chin-grin: Was six victolios fifteen
2789pigeon takee offa you, tell he me, stlongfella, by picky-pocky ten to foul
2790months behindaside? There were some further collidabanter and severe
2791tries to convert for the best part of an hour and now a woden affair in
2792the shape of a webley (we at once recognise our old friend Ned of so
2793many illortemporate letters) fell from the intruser who, as stuck as that
2794cat to that mouse in that tube of that christchurch organ, (did the imnage
2795of Girl Cloud Pensive flout above them light young charm, in ribbons
2796and pigtail?) whereupon became friendly and, saying not his shirt to
2797tear, to know wanted, joking and knobkerries all aside laying, if his
2798change companion who stuck still to the invention of his strongbox,
2799with a tenacity corrobberating their mutual tenitorial rights, happened to
2800have the loots change of a tenpound crickler about him at the moment,
2801addling that hap so, he would pay him back the six vics odd, do you see,
2802out of that for what was taken on the man of samples last Yuni or Yuly,
2803do you follow me, Capn? To this the other, Billi with the Boule, who
2804had mummed and mauled up to that (for he was hesitency carried to
2805excelcism) rather amusedly replied: Woowoo would you be grossly
2806surprised, Hill, to learn that, as it so happens, I honestly have not such a
2807thing as the loo, as the least chance of a tinpanned crackler anywhere
2808about me at the present mohomoment but I believe I can see my way, as
2809you suggest, it being Yuletide or Yuddanfest and as it's mad nuts, son,
2810for you when it's hatter's hares, mon, for me, to advance you something
2811like four and sevenpence between hopping and trapping which you
2812might just as well have, boy baches, to buy J. J. and S. with. There was
2813a minute silence before memory's fire's rekindling and then. Heart alive!
2814Which at very first wind of gay gay and whiskwigs wick's ears pricked
2815up, the starving gunman, strike him pink, became strangely calm and
2816forthright sware by all his lards porsenal that the thorntree of sheol
2817might ramify up his Sheofon to the lux apointlex but he would go good
2818to him suntime marx my word fort, for a chip off the old Flint, (in the
2819Nichtian glossery which purveys aprioric roots for aposteriorious
2820tongues this is nat language at any sinse of the world and one might as
2821fairly go and kish his sprogues as fail to certify whether the wartrophy
2822eluded at some lives earlier was that somethink like a jug, to what, a
2823coctable) and remarxing in languidoily, seemingly much more highly
2824pleased than tongue could tell at this opening of a lifetime and the
2825foretaste of the Dun Bank pearlmothers and the boy to wash down
2826which he would feed to himself in the Ruadh Cow at Tallaght and then
2827into the Good Woman at Ringsend and after her inat Conway's Inn at
2828Blackrock and, first to fall, cursed be all, where appetite would keenest
2829be, atte, funeral fare or fun fain real, Adam and Eve's in Quantity Street
2830by the grace of gamy queen Tailte, her will and testament: You stunning
2831little southdowner! I'd know you anywhere, Declaney, let me truthfully
2832tell you in or out of the lexinction of life and who the hell else, be your
2833blanche patch on the boney part! Goalball I've struck this daylit dielate
2834night of nights, by golly! My hat, you have some bully German grit,
2835sundowner! He spud in his faust (axin); he toped the raw best (pardun);
2836he poked his pick (a tip is a tap): and he tucked his friend's leave. And,
2837with French hen or the portlifowlium of hastes and leisures, about to
2838continue that, the queer mixture exchanged the pax in embrace or
2839poghue puxy as practised between brothers of the same breast, hillelulia,
2840killelulia, allenalaw, and, having ratified before the god of the day their
2841torgantruce which belittlers have schmallkalled the treatyng to cognac,
2842turning his fez menialstrait in the direction of Moscas, he first got rid of
2843a few mitsmillers and hurooshoos and levanted off with tubular
2844jurbulance at a bull's run over the assback bridge, spitting his teeths on
2845rooths, with the seven and four in danegeld and their humoral hurlbat or
2846other uncertain weapon of lignum vitae, but so evermore rhumanasant
2847of a toboggan poop, picked up to keep some crowplucking appointment
2848with some rival rialtos anywheres between Pearidge and the Littlehorn
2849while this poor delaney, who they left along with the confederate fender
2850behind and who albeit ballsbluffed, bore up wonderfully wunder all of it
2851with a whole number of plumsized contusiums, plus alasalah bruised
2852coccyx, all over him, reported the occurance in the best way he could, to
2853the flabbergaze of the whole lab, giving the Paddybanners the military
2854salute as for his exilicy's the O'Daffy, in justifiable hope that, in
2855nobiloroman review of the hugely sitisfactuary conclusium of their
2856negotiations and the jugglemonkysh agripment deinderivative, some
2857lotion or fomentation of poppyheads would be jennerously exhibited to
2858the parts, at the nearest watchhouse in Vicar Lane, the white ground of
2859his face all covered with digonally redcrossed nonfatal mammalian
2860blood as proofpositive of the seriousness of his character and that he
2861was bleeding in self defience (stanch it!) from the nostrils, lips, pavilion
2862and palate, while some of his hitter's hairs had been pulled off his knut's
2863head by Colt though otherwise his allround health appeared to be
2864middling along as it proved most fortunate that not one of the two
2865hundred and six bones and five hundred and one muscles in his corso
2866was a whit the whorse for her whacking. Herwho?
2867
2868    Nowthen, leaving clashing ash, brawn and muscle and brassmade to
2869oust earthernborn and rockcrystal to wreck isinglass but wurming along
2870gradually for our savings backtowards motherwaters so many miles
2871from bank and Dublin stone (olympiading even till the eleventh dynasty
2872to reach that thuddysickend Hamlaugh) and to the question of boney's
2873unlawfully obtaining a pierced paraflamme and claptrap fireguard there
2874crops out the still more salient point of the politish leanings and town
2875pursuits of our forebeer, El Don De Dunelli, (may his ship thicked stick
2876in the bottol of the river and all his crewsers stock locked in the burral
2877of the seas!) who, when within the black of your toenail, sir, of being
2878mistakenly ambushed by one of the uddahveddahs, and as close as made
2879no matter, mam, to being kayoed offhand when the hyougono heckler
2880with the Peter the Painter wanted to hole him, was consistently
2881practising the first of the primary and imprescriptible liberties of the
2882pacific subject by circulating (be British, boys to your bellybone and
2883chuck a chum a chance!) alongst one of our umphrohibited semitary
2884thrufahrts, open to buggy and bike, to walk, Wellington Park road, with
2885the curb or quaker's quacknostrum under his auxter and his alpenstuck
2886in his redhand, a highly commendable exercise, or, number two of our
2887acta legitima plebeia, on the brink (beware to baulk a man at his will!)
2888of taking place upon a public seat, to what, bare by Butt's, most easterly
2889(but all goes west!) of blackpool bridges, as a public protest and
2890naturlikevice, without intent to annoy either, being praisegood
2891thankfully for the wrathbereaved ringdove and the fearstung
2892boaconstrictor and all the more right jollywell pleased, which he was, at
2893having other people's weather.
2894
2895    But to return to the atlantic and Phenitia Proper. As if that were not
2896to be enough for anyone but little headway, if any, was made in solving
2897the wasnottobe crime cunundrum when a child of Maam, Festy King, of
2898a family long and honourably associated with the tar and feather
2899industries, who gave an address in old plomansch Mayo of the Saxons
2900in the heart of a foulfamed potheen district, was subsequently haled up
2901at the Old Bailey on the calends of Mars, under an incompatibly framed
2902indictment of both the counts (from each equinoxious points of view,
2903the one fellow's fetch being the other follow's person) that is to see,
2904flying cushats out of his ouveralls and making fesses immodst his forces
2905on the field. Oyeh! Oyeh! When the prisoner, soaked in methylated,
2906appeared in dry dock, appatently ambrosiaurealised, like Kersse's
2907Korduroy Karikature, wearing, besides stains, rents and patches, his
2908fight shirt, straw braces, souwester and a policeman's corkscrew
2909trowswers, all out of the true (as he had purposely torn up all his
2910cymtrymanx bespokes in the mamertime), deposing for his exution with
2911all the fluors of sparse in the royal Irish vocabulary how the whole
2912padderjagmartin tripiezite suet and all the sulfeit of copperas had fallen
2913off him quatz unaccountably like the chrystalisations of Alum on Even
2914while he was trying for to stick fire to himcell, (in feacht he was
2915dripping as he found upon stripping for a pipkin ofmalt as he feared the
2916coold raine) it was attempted by the crown (P.C. Robort) to show that
2917King, elois Crowbar, once known as Meleky, impersonating a climbing
2918boy, rubbed some pixes of any luvial peatsmoor o'er his face, plucks and
2919pussas, with a clanetourf as the best means of disguising himself and
2920was to the middlewhite fair in Mudford of a Thoorsday, feishts of Peeler
2921and Pole, under the illassumed names of Tykingfest and Rabworc
2922picked by him and Anthony out of a tellafun book, ellegedly with a
2923pedigree pig (unlicensed) and a hyacinth. They were on that sea by the
2924plain of Ir nine hundred and ninetynine years and they never cried crack
2925or ceased from regular paddlewicking till that they landed their two and
2926a trifling selves, amadst camel and ass, greybeard and suckling, priest
2927and pauper, matrmatron and merrymeg, into the meddle of the
2928mudstorm. The gathering, convened by the Irish Angricultural and
2929Prepostoral Ouraganisations, to help the Irish muck to look his brother
2930dane in the face and attended thanks to Larry by large numbers, of
2931christies and jew's totems, tospite of the deluge, was distinctly of a
2932scattery kind when the ballybricken he could get no good of, after
2933cockofthewalking through a few fancyfought mains ate some of the
2934doorweg, the pikey later selling the gentleman ratepayer because she,
2935Francie's sister, that is to say, ate a whole side of his (the animal's) sty,
2936on a struggle Street, Qui Sta Troia, in order to pay off, hiss or lick, six
2937doubloons fifteen arrears of his, the villain's not the rumbler's rent.
2938
2939    Remarkable evidence was given, anon, by an eye, ear, nose and
2940throat witness, whom Wesleyan chapelgoers suspected of being a plain
2941clothes priest W.P., situate at Nullnull, Medical Square, who, upon
2942letting down his rice and peacegreen coverdisk and having been sullenly
2943cautioned against yawning while being grilled, smiled (he had had a
2944onebumper at parting from Mrs Molroe in the morning) and stated to his
2945eliciter under his morse mustaccents (gobbless!) that he slept with a
2946bonafides and that he would be there to remember the filth of
2947November, hatinaring, rowdy O, which, with the jiboulees of Juno and
2948the dates of ould lanxiety, was going, please the Rainmaker, to decembs
2949within the ephemerides of profane history, all one with Tournay,
2950Yetstoslay and Temorah, and one thing which would pigstickularly
2951strike a person of such sorely tried observational powers as Sam, him
2952and Moffat, though theirs not to reason why, the striking thing about it
2953was that he was patrified to see, hear, taste and smell, as his time of
2954night, how Hyacinth O'Donnell, B.A., described in the calendar as a
2955mixer and wordpainter, with part of a sivispacem (Gaeltact for
2956dungfork) on the fair green at the hour of twenty-four o'clock sought
2957(the bullycassidy of the friedhoffer!) to sack, sock, stab and slaughter
2958singlehanded another two of the old kings, Gush Mac Gale and Roaring
2959O'Crian, Jr., both changelings, unlucalised, of no address and in
2960noncommunicables, between him and whom, ever since wallops before
2961the Mise of Lewes, bad blood existed on the ground of the boer's
2962trespass on the bull or because he firstparted his polarbeeber hair in
2963twoways, or because they were creepfoxed andt grousuppers over a
2964nippy in a noveletta, or because they could not say meace, (mute and
2965daft) meathe. The litigants, he said, local congsmen and donalds, kings
2966of the arans and the dalkeys, kings of mud and tory, even the goat king
2967of Killorglin, were egged on by their supporters in the shape of
2968betterwomen with bowstrung hair of Carrothagenuine ruddiness, waving
2969crimson petties and screaming from Isod's towertop. There were cries
2970from the thicksets in court and from the macdublins on the
2971bohernabreen of: Mind the bank from Banagher, Mick, sir! Prodooce
2972O'Donner. Ay! Exhibit his relics! Bu! Use the tongue mor! Give lip
2973less! But it oozed out in Deadman's Dark Scenery Court through
2974crossexanimation of the casehardened testis that when and where that
2975knife of knifes the treepartied ambush was laid (roughly spouting
2976around half hours 'twixt dusk in dawn, by Waterhose's Meddle Europeic
2977Time, near Stop and Think, high chief evervirens and only abfalltree in
2978auld the land) there was not as much light from the widowed moon as
2979would dim a child's altar. The mixer, accordingly, was bluntly broached,
2980and in the best basel to boot, as to whether he was one of those lucky
2981cocks for whom the audible-visible-gnosible-edible world existed. That
2982he was only too cognitively conatively cogitabundantly sure of it
2983because,        living,    loving,     breathing        and    sleeping
2984morphomelosophopancreates, as he most significantly did, whenever he
2985thought    he     heard   he   saw   he    felt    he   made   a    bell
2986clipperclipperclipperclipper. Whether he was practically sure too of his
2987lugs and truies names in this king and blouseman business? That he was
2988pediculously so. Certified? As cad could be. Be lying! Be the lonee I
2989will. It was Morbus O' Somebody? A'Quite. Szerday's Son? A satyr in
2990weddens. And how did the greeneyed mister arrive at the B.A.? That it
2991was like his poll. A crossgrained trapper with murty odd oogs,
2992awflorated ares, inquiline nase and a twithcherous mouph? He would
2993be. Who could bit you att to a tenyerdfuul when aastalled? Ballera
2994jobbera. Some majar bore too? Iguines. And with tumblerous legs,
2995redipnominated Helmingham Erchenwyne Rutter Egbert Crumwall
2996Odin Maximus Esme Saxon Esa Vercingetorix Ethelwulf Rupprecht
2997Ydwalla Bentley Osmund Dysart Yggdrasselmann? Holy Saint Eiffel,
2998the very phoenix! It was Chudley Magnall once more between the
2999deffodates and the dumb scene? The two childspies waapreesing him
3000auza de Vologue but the renting of his rock was from the three wicked
3001Vuncouverers Forests bent down awhits, arthou sure? Yubeti,
3002Cumbilum comes! One of the oxmen's thingabossers, hvad? And had he
3003been refresqued by the founts of bounty playing there — is — a — pain
3004— aleland in Long's gourgling barral? A loss of Lordedward and a lack
3005of sirphilip a surgeonet showeradown could suck more gargling bubbles
3006out of the five lamps in Portterand's praise. Wirrgeling and maries? As
3007whose wouldn't, laving his leaftime in Blackpool. But, of course, he
3008could call himself Tem, too, if he had time to? You butt he could
3009anytom. When he pleased? Win and place. A stoker temptated by
3010evesdripping aginst the driver who was a witness as well? Sacred avatar,
3011how the devil did they guess it! Two dreamyums in one dromium? Yes
3012and no error. And both as like as a duel of lentils? Peacisely. So he was
3013pelted out of the coram populo, was he? Be the powers that be he was.
3014The prince in principel should not expose his person? Macchevuole!
3015Rooskayman kamerad? Sooner Gallwegian he would say. Not
3016unintoxicated, fair witness? Drunk as a fishup. Askt to whether she
3017minded whither he smuked? Not if he barkst into phlegms. Anent his
3018ajaciulations to his Crosscann Lorne, cossa? It was corso in cursu on
3019coarser again. The gracious miss was we not doubt sensible how
3020yellowatty on the forx was altered? That she esually was, O'Dowd me
3021not! As to his religion, if any? It was the see-you-Sunday sort. Exactly
3022what he meant by a pederast prig? Bejacob's, just a gent who prayed his
3023lent. And if middleclassed portavorous was a usual beast? Bynight as
3024useful as a vomit to a shorn man. If he had rognarised dtheir gcourts
3025marsheyls? Dthat nday in ndays he had. Lindendelly, coke or skilllies
3026spell me gart without a gate? Harlyadrope. The grazing rights (Mrs
3027Magistra Martinetta) expired with the expiry of the goat's sire, if they
3028were not mistaken? That he exactly could not tell the worshipfuls but
3029his mother-in-waders had the recipis for the price of the coffin and that
3030he was there to tell them that herself was the velocipede that could tell
3031them kitcat. A maundarin tongue in a pounderin jowl? Father ourder
3032about the mathers of prenanciation. Distributary endings? And we
3033recommends. Quare hircum? No answer. Unde gentium fe . . . ? No ah.
3034Are you not danzzling on the age of a vulcano? Siar, I am deed. And
3035how olld of him? He was intendant to study pulu. Which was meant in a
3036shirt of two shifts macoghamade or up Finn, threehatted ladder? That a
3037head in thighs under a bush at the sunface would bait a serpent to a
3038millrace through the heather. Arm bird colour defdum ethnic fort
3039perharps? Sure and glomsk handy jotalpheson as well. Hokey jasons,
3040then, in a pigeegeeses? On a pontiff's order as ture as there's an ital on
3041atac. As a gololy bit to joss? Leally and tululy. But, why this
3042hankowchaff and whence this second tone, son-yet-sun? He had the
3043cowtaw in his buxers flay of face. So this that Solasistras, setting odds
3044evens at defiance, took the laud from Labouriter? What displaced Tob,
3045Dilke and Halley, not been greatly in love with the game. And,
3046changing the venders, from the king's head to the republican's arms, as
3047to the pugnaxities evinxed from flagfall to antepost during the effrays
3048round fatherthyme's beckside and the regents in the plantsown raining,
3049with the skiddystars and the morkernwindup, how they appealed to him
3050then? That it was wildfires night on all the bettygallaghers.
3051Mickmichael's soords shrieking shrecks through the wilkinses and
3052neckanicholas' toastingforks pricking prongs up the tunnybladders. Let
3053there be fight? And there was. Foght. On the site of the Angel's, you
3054said? Guinney's Gap, he said, between what they said and the
3055pussykitties. In the middle of the garth, then? That they mushn't toucht
3056it. The devoted couple was or were only two disappainted solicitresses
3057on the job of the unfortunate class on Saturn's mountain fort? That was
3058about it, jah! And Camellus then said to Gemellus: I should know you?
3059Parfaitly. And Gemellus then said to Camellus: Yes, your brother?
3060Obsolutely. And if it was all about that, egregious sir? About that and
3061the other. If he was not alluding to the whole in the wall? That he was
3062when he was not eluding from the whole of the woman. Briefly, how
3063such beginall finally struck him now? Like the crack that bruck the bank
3064in Multifarnham. Whether he fell in with what they meant? Cursed that
3065he suppoxed he did. Thos Thoris, Thomar's Thom? The rudacist rotter
3066in Roebuckdom. Surtopical? And subhuman. If it was, in yappanoise
3067language, ach bad clap? Oo! Ah! Augs and ohrs with Rhian O'kehley to
3068put it tertianly, we wrong? Shocking! Such as turly pearced our really's
3069that he might, that he might never, that he might never that night?
3070Treely                            and                              rurally.
3071Bladyughfoulmoecklenburgwhurawhorascortastrumpapornanennykocks
3072apastippatappatupperstrippuckputtanach, eh? You have it alright.
3073
3074    Meirdreach an Oincuish! But a new complexion was put upon the
3075matter when to the perplexedly uncondemnatory bench (whereon punic
3076judgeship strove with penal law) the senior king of all, Pegger Festy, as
3077soon as the outer layer of stucckomuck had been removed at the request
3078of a few live jurors, declared in a loudburst of poesy, through his
3079Brythonic interpreter on his oath, mhuith peisth mhuise as fearra bheura
3080muirre hriosmas, whereas take notice be the relics of the bones of the
3081story bouchal that was ate be Cliopatrick (the sow) princess of parked
3082porkers, afore God and all their honours and king's commons that, what
3083he would swear to the Tierney of Dundalgan or any other Tierney, yif
3084live thurkells folloged him about sure that was no steal and that,
3085nevertheless, what was deposited from that eyebold earbig noseknaving
3086gutthroat, he did not fire a stone either before or after he was born down
3087and up to that time. And, incidentalising that they might talk about
3088Markarthy or they might walk to Baalastartey or they might join the
3089nabour party and come on to Porterfeud this the sockdologer had the
3090neck to endorse with the head bowed on him over his outturned
3091noreaster by protesting to his lipreaders with a justbeencleaned
3092barefacedness, abeam of moonlight's hope, in the same trelawney what
3093he would impart, pleas bench, to the Llwyd Josus and the gentlemen in
3094Jury's and the four of Masterers who had been all those yarns yearning
3095for that good one about why he left Dublin, that, amreeta beaker
3096coddling doom, as an Inishman was as good as any cantonnatal, if he
3097was to parish by the market steak before the dorming of the mawn, he
3098skuld never ask to see sight or light of this world or the other world or
3099any either world, of Tyrenan-Og, as true as he was there in that
3100jackabox that minute, or wield or wind (no thanks t'yous!) the
3101inexousthausthible wassailhorn tot of iskybaush the hailth up the wailth
3102of the endknown abgod of the fire of the moving way of the hawks with
3103his heroes in Warhorror if ever in all his exchequered career he up or
3104lave a chancery hand to take or throw the sign of a mortal stick or stone
3105at man, yoelamb or salvation army either before or after being puptised
3106down to that most holy and every blessed hour. Here, upon the
3107halfkneed castleknocker's attempting kithoguishly to lilt his holymess
3108the paws and make the sign of the Roman Godhelic faix, (Xaroshie,
3109zdrst!— in his excitement the laddo had broken exthro Castilian into
3110which the whole audience perseguired and pursuited him olla podrida)
3111outbroke much yellachters from owners in the heall (Ha!) in which,
3112under the mollification of methaglin, the testifighter reluctingly, but
3113with ever so ladylike indecorum, joined. (Ha! Ha!)
3114
3115    The hilariohoot of Pegger's Windup cumjustled as neatly with the
3116tristitone of the Wet Pinter's as were they isce et ille equals of opposites,
3117evolved by a onesame power of nature or of spirit, iste, as the sole
3118condition and means of its himundher manifestation and polarised for
3119reunion by the symphysis of their antipathies. Distinctly different were
3120their duasdestinies. Whereas the maidies of the bar, (a pairless trentene,
3121a lunarised score) when the eranthus myrrmyrred: Show'm the Posed:
3122fluttered and flattered around the willingly pressed, nominating him for
3123the swiney prize, complimenting him, the captivating youth, on his
3124having all his senses about him, stincking thyacinths through his curls
3125(O feen! O deur!) and bringing busses to his cheeks, their masculine
3126Oirisher Rose (his neece cleur!), and legando round his nice new neck
3127for him and pizzicagnoling his woolywags, with their dindy dandy sugar
3128de candy mechree me postheen flowns courier to belive them of all his
3129untiring young dames and send treats in their times. Ymen. But it was
3130not unobserved of those presents, their worships, how, of one among all,
3131her deputised to defeme him by the Lunar Sisters' Celibacy Club, a
3132lovelooking leapgirl, all all alonely, Gentia Gemma of the
3133Makegiddyculling Reeks, he, wan and pale in his unmixed admiration,
3134seemed blindly, mutely, tastelessly, tactlessly, innamorate with
3135heruponhim in shining aminglement, the shaym of his hisu shifting into
3136the shimmering of her hers, (youthsy, beautsy, hee's her chap and shey'll
3137tell memmas when she gays whom) till the wild wishwish of her
3138sheeshea melted most musically mid the dark deepdeep of his
3139shayshaun.
3140
3141    And whereas distracted (for was not just this in effect which had
3142just caused that the effect of that which it had caused to occur?) the four
3143justicers laid their wigs together, Untius, Muncius, Punchus and Pylax
3144but could do no worse than promulgate their standing verdict of Nolans
3145Brumans whereoneafter King, having murdered all the English he knew,
3146picked out his pockets and left the tribunal scotfree, trailing his
3147Tommeylommey's tunic in his hurry, thereinunder proudly showing off
3148the blink pitch to his britgits to prove himself (an't plase yous!) a rael
3149genteel. To the Switz bobbyguard's curial but courtlike: Commodore
3150valley O hairy, Arthre jennyrosy?: the firewaterloover returted with
3151such a vinesmelling fortytudor ages rawdownhams tanyouhide as would
3152the latten stomach even of a tumass equinous (we were prepared for the
3153chap's clap cap, the accent, but, took us as, by surprise and now we're
3154geshing it like gush gash from a burner!) so that all the twofromthirty
3155advocatesses within echo, pulling up their briefs at the krigkry: Shun the
3156Punman!: safely and soundly soccered that fenemine Parish Poser, (how
3157dare he!) umprumptu rightoway hames, much to his thanks,
3158gratiasagam, to all the wrong donatrices, biss Drinkbattle's Dingy
3159Dwellings where (for like your true venuson Esau he was dovetimid as
3160the dears at Bottome) he shat in (zoo), like the muddy goalbind who he
3161was (dun), the chassetitties belles conclaiming: You and your gift of
3162your gaft of your garbage abaht our Farvver! and gaingridando: Hon!
3163Verg! Nau! Putor! Skam! Schams! Shames!
3164
3165    And so it all ended. Artha kama dharma moksa. Ask Kavya for the
3166kay. And so everybody heard their plaint and all listened to their plause.
3167The letter! The litter! And the soother the bitther! Of eyebrow pencilled,
3168by lipstipple penned. Borrowing a word and begging the question and
3169stealing tinder and slipping like soap. From dark Rosa Lane a sigh and a
3170weep, from Lesbia Looshe the beam in her eye, from lone Coogan Barry
3171his arrow of song, from Sean Kelly's anagrim a blush at the name, from
3172I am the Sullivan that trumpeting tramp, from Suffering Dufferin the Sit
3173of her Style, from Kathleen May Vernon her Mebbe fair efforts, from
3174Fillthepot Curran his scotchlove machreether, from hymn Op. 2 Phil
3175Adolphos the weary O, the leery, O, from Samyouwill Leaver or
3176Damyouwell Lover thatjolly old molly bit or that bored saunter by, from
3177Timm Finn again's weak tribes, loss of strenghth to his sowheel, from
3178the wedding on the greene, agirlies, the gretnass of joyboys, from Pat
3179Mullen, Tom Mallon, Dan Meldon, Don Maldon a slickstick picnic
3180made in Moate by Muldoons. The solid man saved by his sillied
3181woman. Crackajolking away like a hearse on fire. The elm that
3182whimpers at the top told the stone that moans when stricken. Wind
3183broke it. Wave bore it. Reed wrote of it. Syce ran with it. Hand tore it
3184and wild went war. Hen trieved it and plight pledged peace. It was
3185folded with cunning, sealed with crime, uptied by a harlot, undone by a
3186child. It was life but was it fair? It was free but was it art? The old hunks
3187on the hill read it to perlection. It made ma make merry and sissy so shy
3188and rubbed some shine off Shem and put some shame into Shaun. Yet
3189Una and Ita spill famine with drought and Agrippa, the propastored,
3190spells tripulations in his threne. Ah, furchte fruchte, timid Danaides!
3191Ena milo melomon, frai is frau and swee is too, swee is two when swoo
3192is free, ana mala woe is we! A pair of sycopanties with amygdaleine
3193eyes, one old obster lumpky pumpkin and three meddlars on their slies.
3194And that was how framm Sin fromm Son, acity arose, finfin funfun, a
3195sitting arrows. Now tell me, tell me, tell me then!
3196
3197    What was it?
3198
3199    A .......... !
3200
3201    ? ..........O!
3202
3203    So there you are now there they were, when all was over again, the
3204four with them, setting around upin their judges' chambers, in the
3205muniment room, of their marshalsea, under the suspices of Lally,
3206around their old traditional tables of the law like Somany Solans to talk
3207it over rallthesameagain. Well and druly dry. Suffering law the dring.
3208Accourting to king's evelyns. So help her goat and kiss the bouc.
3209Festives and highajinks and jintyaun and her beetyrossy bettydoaty and
3210not to forget now a'duna o'darnel. The four of them and thank court now
3211there were no more of them. So pass the push for port sake. Be it soon.
3212Ah ho! And do you remember, Singabob, the badfather, the same, the
3213great Howdoyoucallem, and his old nickname, Dirty Daddy Pantaloons,
3214in his monopoleums, behind the war of the two roses, with Michael
3215Victory, the sheemen's preester, before he caught his paper dispillsation
3216from the poke, old Minace and Minster York? Do I mind? I mind the
3217gush off the mon like Ballybock manure works on a tradewinds day.
3218And the O'Moyly gracies and the O'Briny rossies chaffing him
3219bluchface and playing him pranks. How do you do, todo, North Mister?
3220Get into my way! Ah dearome forsailoshe! Gone over the bays! When
3221ginabawdy meadabawdy! Yerra, why would he heed that old gasometer
3222with his hooping coppin and his dyinboosycough and all the birds of the
3223southside after her, Minxy Cunningham, their dear divorcee darling,
3224jimmies and jonnies to be her jo? Hold hard. There's three other corners
3225to our isle's cork float. Sure, 'tis well I can telesmell him H2CE3 that
3226would take a township's breath away! Gob and I nose him too well as I
3227do meself, heaving up the Kay Wall by the 32 to 11 with his
3228limelooking horsebags full of sesameseed, the Whiteside Kaffir, and his
3229sayman's effluvium and his scentpainted voice, puffing out his
3230thundering big brown cabbage! Pa! Thawt I'm glad a gull for his
3231pawsdeen fiunn! Goborro, sez he, Lankyshied! Gobugga ye, sez I! O
3232breezes! I sniffed that lad long before anyone. It was when I was in my
3233farfather out at the west and she and myself, the redheaded girl,
3234firstnighting down Sycomore Lane. Fine feelplay we had of it mid the
3235kissabetts frisking in the kool kurkle dusk of the lushiness. My perfume
3236of the pampas, says she (meaning me) putting out her netherlights, and
3237I'd sooner one precious sip at your pure mountain dew than enrich my
3238acquaintance with that big brewer's belch.
3239
3240    And so they went on, the fourbottle men, the analists, unguam and
3241nunguam and lunguam again, their anschluss about her whosebefore and
3242his whereafters and how she was lost away away in the fern and how he
3243was founded deap on deep in anear, and the rustlings and the twitterings
3244and the raspings and the snappings and the sighings and the paintings
3245and the ukukuings and the (hist!) the springapartings and the (hast!) the
3246bybyscuttlings and all the scandalmunkers and the pure craigs that used
3247to be (up) that time living and lying and rating and riding round
3248Nunsbelly Square. And all the buds in the bush. And the laughing
3249jackass. Harik! Harik! Harik! The rose is white in the darik! And
3250Sunfella's nose has got rhinoceritis from haunting the roes in the parik!
3251So all rogues lean to rhyme. And contradrinking themselves about
3252Lillytrilly law pon hilly and Mrs Niall of the Nine Corsages and the old
3253markiss their besterfar, and, arrah, sure there was never a marcus at all
3254at all among the manlies and dear Sir Armoury, queer Sir Rumoury, and
3255the old house by the churpelizod, and all the goings on so very wrong
3256long before when they were going on retreat, in the old gammeldags, the
3257four of them, in Milton's Park under lovely Father Whisperer and
3258making her love with his stuffstuff in the languish of flowers and feeling
3259to find was she mushymushy, and wasn't that very both of them, the
3260saucicissters, a drahereen o machree!, and (peep!) meeting waters most
3261improper (peepette!) ballround the garden, trickle trickle trickle triss,
3262please, miman, may I go flirting? farmers gone with a groom and how
3263they used her, mused her, licksed her and cuddled. I differ with ye! Are
3264you sure of yourself now? You're a liar, excuse me! I will not and you're
3265another! And Lully holding their breach of the peace for them. Pool loll
3266Lolly! To give and to take! And to forego the pasht! And all will be
3267forgotten! Ah ho! It was too too bad to be falling out about her kindness
3268pet and the shape of O O O O O O O O Ourang's time. Well, all right,
3269Lelly. And shakeahand. And schenkusmore. For Craig sake. Be it suck.
3270
3271    Well?
3272
3273    Well, even should not the framing up of such figments in the
3274evidential order bring the true truth to light as fortuitously as a dim
3275seer's setting of a starchart might (heaven helping it!) uncover the
3276nakedness of an unknown body in the fields of blue or as forehearingly
3277as the sibspeeches of all mankind have foliated (earth seizing them!)
3278from the root of some funner's stotter all the soundest sense to be found
3279immense our special mentalists now holds (securus iudicat orbis
3280terrarum) that by such playing possum our hagious curious encestor
3281bestly saved his brush with his posterity, you, charming coparcenors, us,
3282heirs of his tailsie. Gundogs of all breeds were beagling with renounced
3283urbiandorbic bugles, hot to run him, given law, on a scent breasthigh,
3284keen for the worry. View! From his holt outratted across the Juletide's
3285genial   corsslands   of   Humfries    Chase    from   Mullinahob     and
3286Peacockstown, then bearing right upon Tankardstown, the outlier, a
3287white noelan which Mr Loewensteil Fitz Urse's basset beaters had first
3288misbadgered for a bruin of some swart, led bayers the run, then through
3289Raystown and Horlockstown and, louping the loup, to Tankardstown
3290again. Ear canny hare for doubling through Cheeverstown they raced
3291him, through Loughlinstown and Nutstown to wind him by the Boolies.
3292But from the good turn when he last was lost, check, upon Ye Hill of
3293Rut in full winter coat with ticker pads, pointing for his rooming house
3294his old nordest in his rolltoproyal hessians a deaf fuchser's volponism
3295hid him close in covert, miraculously ravenfed and buoyed up, in rumer,
3296reticule, onasum and abomasum, upon (may Allbrewham have his
3297mead!) the creamclotted sherriness of cinnamon syllabub, Mikkelraved,
3298Nikkelsaved. Hence hounds hied home. Preservative perseverance in the
3299reeducation of his intestines was the rebuttal by whilk he sort of git the
3300big bulge on the whole bunch of spasoakers, dieting against glues and
3301gravies, in that sometime prestreet protown. Vainly violence, virulence
3302and vituperation sought wellnigh utterly to attax and abridge, to derail
3303and depontify, to enrate and inroad, to ongoad and unhume the great
3304shipping mogul and underlinen overlord.
3305   But the spoil of hesitants, the spell of hesitency. His atake is it ashe,
3306tittery taw tatterytail, hasitense humponadimply, heyheyheyhey a
3307winceywencky.
3308
3309   Assembly men murmured. Reynard is slow!
3310
3311   One feared for his days. Did there yawn? 'Twas his stommick.
3312Eruct? The libber. A gush? From his visuals. Pung? Delivver him,
3313orelode! He had laid violent hands on himself, it was brought in
3314Fugger's Newsletter, lain down, all in, fagged out, with equally
3315melancholy death. For the triduum of Saturnalia his goatservant had
3316paraded hiz willingsons in the Forum while the jenny infanted the lass
3317to be greeted raucously (the Yardstated) with houx and epheus and
3318measured with missiles too from a hundred of manhood and a
3319wimmering of weibes. Big went the bang: then wildewide was quiet: a
3320report: silence: last Fama put it under ether. The noase or the loal had
3321dreven him blem, blem, stun blem. Sparks flew. He had fled again (open
3322shunshema!) this country of exile, sloughed off, sidleshomed via the
3323subterranean shored with bedboards, stowed away and ankered in a
3324dutch bottom tank, the Arsa, hod S.S. Finlandia, and was even now
3325occupying, under an islamitic newhame in his seventh generation, a
3326physical body Cornelius Magrath's (badoldkarakter, commonorrong
3327canbung) in Asia Major, where as Turk of the theater (first house all
3328flatty: the king, eleven sharps) he had bepiastered the buikdanseuses
3329from the opulence of his omnibox while as arab at the streetdoor he
3330bepestered the bumbashaws for the alms of a para's pence. Wires
3331hummed. Peacefully general astonishment assisted by regrettitude had
3332put a term till his existence: he saw the family saggarth, resigned, put
3333off his remainders, was recalled and scrapheaped by the Maker.
3334Chirpings crossed. An infamous private ailment (vulgovarioveneral) had
3335claimed endright, closed his vicious circle, snap. Jams jarred. He had
3336walked towards the middle of an ornamental lilypond when innebriated
3337up to the point where braced shirts meet knickerbockers, as wangfish
3338daring the buoyant waters, when rodmen's firstaiding hands had rescued
3339un from very possibly several feel of demifrish water. Mush spread. On
3340Umbrella Street where he did drinks from a pumps a kind workman, Mr
3341Whitlock, gave him a piece of wood. What words of power were made
3342fas between them, ekenames and auchnomes, acnomina ecnumina?
3343That, O that, did Hansard tell us, would gar ganz Dub's ear wag in every
3344pub of all the citta! Batty believes a baton while Hogan hears a hod yet
3345Heer prefers a punsil shapner and Cope and Bull go cup and ball. And
3346the Cassidy — Craddock rome and reme round e'er a wiege ne'er a
3347waage is still immer and immor awagering over it, a cradle with a care
3348in it or a casket with a kick behind. Toties testies quoties questies. The
3349war is in words and the wood is the world. Maply me, willowy we,
3350hickory he and yew yourselves. Howforhim chirrupeth evereachbird!
3351From golddawn glory to glowworm gleam. We were lowquacks did we
3352not tacit turn. Elsewere there here no concern of the Guinnesses. But
3353only the ruining of the rain has heard. Estout pourporteral! Cracklings
3354cricked. A human pest cycling (pist!) and recycling (past!) about the
3355sledgy streets, here he was (pust!) again! Morse nuisance noised. He
3356was loose at large and (Oh baby!) might be anywhere when a disguised
3357exnun, of huge standbuild and masculine manners in her fairly fat
3358forties, Carpulenta Gygasta, hattracted hattention by harbitrary conduct
3359with a homnibus. Aerials buzzed to coastal listeners of an oertax bror
3360collector's budget, fullybigs, sporran, tie, tuft, tabard and bloody
3361antichill cloak, its tailor's (Baernfather's) tab reading V.P.H., found nigh
3362Scaldbrothar's Hole, and divers shivered to think what kaind of beast,
3363wolves, croppis's or fourpenny friars, had devoured him. C.W. cast
3364wide. Hvidfinns lyk, drohneth svertgleam, Valkir lockt. On his pinksir's
3365postern, the boys had it, at Whitweekend had been nailed an inkedup
3366name and title, inscribed in the national cursives, accelerated,
3367regressive, filiform, turreted and envenomoloped in piggotry: Move up.
3368Mumpty! Mike room for Rumpty! By order, Nickekellous Plugg; and
3369this go, no pentecostal jest about it, how gregarious his race soever or
3370skilful learned wise cunning knowledgable clear profound his saying
3371fortitudo fraught or prudentiaproven, were he chief, count, general,
3372fieldmarshal, prince, king or Myles the Slasher in his person, with a
3373moliamordhar mansion in the Breffnian empire and a place of
3374inauguration on the hill of Tullymongan, there had been real murder, of
3375the rayheallach royghal raxacraxian variety, the MacMahon chaps, it
3376was, that had done him in. On the fidd of Verdor the rampart
3377combatants had left him lion with his dexter handcoup wresterected in a
3378pureede paumee bloody proper. Indeed not a few thick and thin
3379wellwishers, mostly of the clontarfminded class, (Colonel John Bawle
3380O'Roarke, fervxamplus), even ventured so far as to loan or beg copies of
3381D. Blayncy's trilingual triweekly, Scatterbrains' Aftening Posht, so as to
3382make    certain    sure    onetime    and    be    satisfied   of    their
3383quasicontribusodalitarian's having become genuinely quite beetly dead
3384whether by land whither by water. Transocean atalaclamoured him; The
3385latter! The latter! Shall their hope then be silent or Macfarlane lack of
3386lamentation? He lay under leagues of it in deep Bartholoman's Deep.
3387
3388    Achdung! Pozor! Attenshune! Vikeroy Besights Smucky Yung
3389Pigeschoolies. Tri Paisdinernes Eventyr Med Lochlanner Fathach I
3390Fiounnisgehaven. Bannalanna Bangs Ballyhooly Out Of Her Buddaree
3391Of A Bullavogue.
3392
3393    But, their bright little contemporaries notwithstanding, on the
3394morrowing morn of the suicidal murder of the unrescued expatriate,
3395aslike as asnake comes sliduant down that oaktree onto the duke of
3396beavers, (you may have seen some liquidamber exude exotic from a
3397balsam poplar at Parteen-a-lax Limestone. Road and cried Abies
3398Magnifica! not, noble fir?) a quarter of nine, imploring his resipiency,
3399saw the infallible spike of smoke's jutstiff punctual from the seventh
3400gable of our Quintus Centimachus' porphyroid buttertower and then
3401thirsty p.m. with oaths upon his lastingness (En caecos harauspices!
3402Annos longos patimur!) the lamps of maintenance, beaconsfarafield
3403innerhalf the zuggurat, all brevetnamed, the wasting wyvern, the tawny
3404of his mane, the swinglowswaying bluepaw, the outstanding man, the
3405lolllike lady, being litten for the long (O land, how long!) lifesnight,
3406with suffusion of fineglass transom and leadlight panes.
3407    Wherefore let it hardly by any being thinking be said either or
3408thought that the prisoner of that sacred edifice, were he an Ivor the
3409Boneless or an Olaf the Hide, was at his best a onestone parable, a rude
3410breathing on the void of to be, a venter hearing his own bauchspeech in
3411backwords, or, more strictly, but tristurned initials, the cluekey to a
3412worldroom beyond the roomwhorld, for scarce one, or pathetically few
3413of his dode canal sammenlivers cared seriously or for long to doubt with
3414Kurt Iuld van Dijke (the gravitational pull perceived by certain fixed
3415residents and the capture of uncertain comets chancedrifting through our
3416system suggesting an authenticitatem of his aliquitudinis) the canonicity
3417of his existence as a tesseract. Be still, O quick! Speak him dumb! Hush
3418ye fronds of Ulma!
3419
3420    Dispersal women wondered. Was she fast?
3421
3422    Do tell us all about. As we want to hear allabout. So tellus tellas
3423allabouter. The why or whether she looked alottylike like ussies and
3424whether he had his wimdop like themses shut? Notes and queries,
3425tipbids and answers, the laugh and the shout, the ards and downs. Now
3426listed to one aneither and liss them down and smoothen out your leaves
3427of rose. The war is o'er. Wimwim wimwim! Was it Unity Moore or
3428Estella Swifte or Varina Fay or Quarta Quaedam? Toemaas, mark oom
3429for yor ounckel! Pigeys, hold op med yer leg! Who, but who (for second
3430time of asking) was then the scourge of the parts about folkrich
3431Lucalizod it was wont to be asked, as, in ages behind of the Homo
3432Capite Erectus, what price Peabody's money, or, to put it bluntly,
3433whence is the herringtons' white cravat, as, in epochs more cainozoic,
3434who struck Buckley though nowadays as thentimes every schoolfilly of
3435sevenscore moons or more who knowher intimologies and every colleen
3436bawl aroof and every redflammelwaving warwife and widowpeace upon
3437Dublin Wall for ever knows as yayas is yayas how it was Buckleyself
3438(we need no blooding paper to tell it neither) who struck and the
3439Russian generals, da! da!, instead of Buckley who was caddishly struck
3440by him when be herselves. What fullpried paulpoison in the spy of three
3441castles or which hatefilled smileyseller? And that such a vetriol of
3442venom, that queen's head affranchisant, a quiet stinkingplaster zeal
3443could cover, prepostered or postpaid! The loungelizards of the
3444pumproom had their nine days' jeer, and pratschkats at their platschpails
3445too and holenpolendom beside, Szpaszpas Szpissmas, the zhanyzhonies,
3446when, still believing in her owenglass, when izarres were twinklins, that
3447the upper reaches of her mouthless face and her impermanent waves
3448were the better half of her, one nearer him, dearer than all, first warming
3449creature of his early morn, bondwoman of the man of the house, and
3450murrmurr of all the mackavicks, she who had given his eye for her bed
3451and a tooth for a child till one one and one ten and one hundred again, O
3452me and O ye! cadet and prim, the hungray and anngreen (and if she is
3453older now than her teeth she has hair that is younger than thighne, my
3454dear!) she who shuttered him after his fall and waked him widowt
3455sparing and gave him keen and made him able and held adazillahs to
3456each arche of his noes, she who will not rast her from her running to
3457seek him till, with the help of the okeamic, some such time that she shall
3458have been after hiding the crumbends of his enormousness in the areyou
3459lookingfor Pearlfar sea, (ur, uri, uria!) stood forth, burnzburn the
3460gorggony old danworld, in gogor's name, for gagar's sake, dragging the
3461countryside in her train, finickin here and funickin there, with her
3462louisequean's brogues and her culunder buzzle and her little bolero boa
3463and all and two times twenty curlicornies for her headdress, specks on
3464her eyeux, and spudds on horeilles and a circusfix riding her
3465Parisienne's cockneze, a vaunt her straddle from Equerry Egon, when
3466Tinktink in the churchclose clinked Steploajazzyma Sunday, Sola, with
3467pawns, prelates and pookas pelotting in her piecebag, for Handiman the
3468Chomp, Esquoro, biskbask, to crush the slander's head.
3469
3470   Wery weeny wight, plead for Morandmor! Notre Dame de la Ville,
3471mercy of thy balmheartzyheat! Ogrowdnyk's beyond herbata tay, wort
3472of the drogist. Bulk him no bulkis. And let him rest, thou wayfarre, and
3473take no gravespoil from him! Neither mar his mound! The bane of Tut
3474is on it. Ware! But there's a little lady waiting and her name is A.L.P.
3475And you'll agree. She must be she. For her holden heirheaps hanging
3476down her back. He spenth his strenth amok haremscarems. Poppy
3477Narancy, Giallia, Chlora, Marinka, Anileen, Parme. And ilk a those
3478dames had her rainbow huemoures yet for whilko her whims but he
3479coined a cure. Tifftiff today, kissykissy tonay and agelong pine
3480tomauranna. Then who but Crippled-with-Children would speak up for
3481Dropping-with-Sweat?
3482
3483   Sold him her lease of ninenineninetee,
3484    Tresses undresses so dyedyedaintee,
3485
3486    Goo, the groot gudgeon, gulped it all.
3487
3488    Hoo was the C. O. D.?
3489
3490    Bum!
3491
3492    At Island Bridge she met her tide.
3493
3494    Attabom, attabom, attabombomboom!
3495
3496    The Fin had a flux and his Ebba a ride.
3497
3498    Attabom, attabom, attabombomboom!
3499
3500    We're all up to the years in hues and cribies.
3501
3502    That's what she's done for wee!
3503
3504    Woe!
3505
3506    Nomad may roam with Nabuch but let naaman laugh at Jordan! For
3507we, we have taken our sheet upon her stones where we have hanged our
3508hearts in her trees; and we list, as she bibs us, by the waters of babalong.
3509   Chapter 5
3510
3511
3512
3513
3514   In the name of Annah the Allmaziful, the Everliving, the Bringer of
3515Plurabilities, haloed be her eve, her singtime sung, her rill be run,
3516unhemmed as it is uneven!
3517   Her untitled mamafesta memorialising the Mosthighest has gone by
3518many names at disjointed times. Thus we hear of, The Augusta
3519Angustissimost for Old Seabeastius' Salvation, Rockabill Booby in the
3520Wave Trough, Here's to the Relicts of All Decencies, Anna Stessa's Rise
3521to Notice, Knickle Down Duddy Gunne and Arishe Sir Cannon, My
3522Golden One and My Selver Wedding, Amoury Treestam and Icy Siseule,
3523Saith a Sawyer til a Strame, Ik dik dopedope et tu mihimihi, Buy
3524Birthplate for a Bite, Which of your Hesterdays Mean Ye to Morra?
3525Hoebegunne the Hebrewer Hit Waterman the Brayned, Arcs in His
3526Ceiling Flee Chinx on the Flur, Rebus de Hibernicis, The Crazier
3527Letters, Groans of a Britoness, Peter Peopler Picked a Plot to Pitch his
3528Poppolin, An Apology for a Big (some such nonoun as Husband or
3529husboat or hosebound is probably understood for we have also the
3530plutherplethoric My Hoonsbood Hansbaad's a Journey to Porthergill
3531gone and He Never Has the Hour), Ought We To Visit Him? For Ark
3532see Zoo, Cleopater's Nedlework Ficturing Aldborougham on the Sahara
3533with the Coombing of the Cammmels and the Parlourmaids of Aegypt,
3534Cock in the Pot for Father, Placeat Vestrae, A New Cure for an Old
3535Clap, Where Portentos they'd Grow Gonder how I'd Wish I Woose a
3536Geese; Gettle Nettie, Thrust him not, When the Myrtles of Venice
3537Played to Bloccus's Line, To Plenge Me High He Waives Chiltern on
3538Friends, Oremunds Queue Visits Amen Mart, E'en Tho' I Granny a-be
3539He would Fain Me Cuddle, Twenty of Chambers, Weighty Ten Beds and
3540a Wan Ceteroom, I Led the Life, Through the Boxer Coxer Rising in the
3541House with the Golden Stairs, The Following Fork, He's my
3542O'Jerusalem and I'm his Po, The Best in the West, By the Stream of
3543Zemzem under Zigzag Hill, The Man That Made His Mother in the
3544Marlborry Train, Try Our Taal on a Taub, The Log of Anny to the Base
3545All, Nopper Tipped a Nappiwenk to his Notylytl Dantsigirls, Prszss Orel
3546Orel the King of Orlbrdsz, Intimier Minnelisp of an Extorreor
3547Monolothe, Drink to Him, My Juckey, and Dhoult Bemine Thy
3548Winnowing Sheet, I Ask You to Believe I was his Mistress, He Can
3549Explain, From Victrolia Nuancee to Allbart Noahnsy, Da's a Daisy so
3550Guimea your Handsel too, What Barbaras Done to a Barrel Organ
3551Before the Rank, Tank and Bonnbtail, Huskvy Admortal, What Jumbo
3552made to Jalice and what Anisette to Him, Ophelia's Culpreints, Hear
3553Hubty Hublin, My Old Dansh, I am Older northe Rogues among Whisht
3554I Slips and He Calls Me his Dual of Ayessha, Suppotes a Ventriliquorst
3555Merries a Corpse, Lapps for Finns This Funnycoon's Week, How the
3556Buckling Shut at Rush in January, Look to the Lady, From the Rise of
3557the Dudge Pupublick to the Fall of the Potstille, Of the Two Ways of
3558Opening the Mouth, I have not Stopped Water Where It Should Flow
3559and I Know the Twentynine Names of Attraente, The Tortor of Tory
3560Island Traits Galasia like his Milchcow, From Abbeygate to Crowalley
3561Through a Lift in the Lude, Smocks for Their Graces and Me Aunt for
3562Them Clodshoppers, How to Pull a Good Horuscoup even when Oldsire
3563is Dead to the World, Inn the Gleam of Waherlow, Fathe He's Sukceded
3564to My Esperations, Thee Steps Forward, Two Stops Back, My Skin
3565Appeals to Three Senses and My Curly Lips Demand Columbkisses;
3566Gage Street on a Crany's Savings, Them Lads made a Trion of
3567Battlewatschers and They Totties a Doeit of Deers, In My Lord's Bed by
3568One Whore Went Through It, Mum It is All Over, Cowpoyride by
3569Twelve Acre Terriss in the Unique Estates of Amessican, He Gave me a
3570Thou so I serve Him with Thee, Of all the Wide Torsos in all the Wild
3571Glen, O'Donogh, White Donogh, He's Hue to Me Cry, I'm the Stitch in
3572his Baskside You'd be Nought Without Mom, To Keep the Huskies off
3573the Hustings and Picture Pets from Lifting Shops, Norsker Torsker Find
3574the Poddle, He Perssed Me Here with the Ardour of a Tonnoburkes, A
3575Boob Was Weeping This Mower was Reaping, O'Loughlin, Up from the
3576Pit of my Stomach I Swish you the White of the Mourning, Inglo-Andeen
3577Medoleys from Tommany Moohr, The Great Polynesional Entertrainer
3578Exhibits Ballantine Brautchers with the Link of Natures, The Mimic of
3579Meg Neg end the Mackeys, Entered as the Lastest Pigtarial and My
3580Pooridiocal at Stitchioner's Hall, Siegfield Follies and or a
3581Gentlehomme's Faut Pas, See the First Book of Jealesies Pessim, The
3582Suspended Sentence, A Pretty Brick Story for Childsize Heroes, As Lo
3583Our Sleep, I Knew I'd Got it in Me so Thit settles That, Thonderbalt
3584Captain Smeth and La Belle Sauvage Pocahonteuse, Way for Wet Week
3585Welikin's Douchka Marianne, The Last of the Fingallians, It Was Me
3586Egged Him on to the Stork Exchange and Lent my Dutiful Face to His
3587Customs, Chee Chee Cheels on their China Miction, Pickedmeup
3588Peters, Lumptytumtumpty had a Big Fall, Pimpimp Pimpimp, Measly
3589Ventures of Two Lice and the Fall of Fruit, The Fokes Family Interior,
3590If my Spreadeagles Wasn't so Tight I'd Loosen my Cursits on that Bunch
3591of Maggiestraps, Allolosha Popofetts and Howke Cotchme Eye, Seen
3592Aples and Thin Dyed, i big U to Beleaves from Love and Mother, Fine's
3593Fault was no Felon, Exat Delvin Renter Life, The Flash that Flies from
3594Vuggy's Eyes has Set Me Hair On Fire, His is the House that Malt
3595Made, Divine Views from Back to the Front, Abe to Sare Stood Icyk
3596Neuter till Brahm Taulked Him Common Sex, A Nibble at Eve Will That
3597Bowal Relieve, Allfor Guineas, Sounds and Compliments Libidous,
3598Seven Wives Awake Aweek, Airy Ann and Berber Blut, Amy Licks Porter
3599While Huffy Chops Eads, Abbrace of Umbellas or a Tripple of Caines,
3600Buttbutterbust, From the Manorlord Hoved to the Misses O'Mollies and
3601from the Dames to their Sames, Manyfestoons for the Colleagues on the
3602Green, An Outstanding Back and an Excellent Halfcentre if Called on,
3603As Tree is Quick and Stone is White So is My Washing Done by Night,
3604First and Last Only True Account all about the Honorary Mirsu
3605Earwicker, L.S.D., and the Snake (Nuggets!) by a Woman of the World
3606who only can Tell Naked Truths about a Dear Man and all his
3607Conspirators how they all Tried to Fall him Putting it all around
3608Lucalizod about Privates Earwicker and a Pair of Sloppy Sluts plainly
3609Showing all the Unmentionability falsely Accusing about the Raincoats.
3610
3611   The proteiform graph itself is a polyhedron of scripture. There was a
3612time when naif alphabetters would have written it down the tracing of a
3613purely deliquescent recidivist, possibly ambidextrous, snubnosed
3614probably and presenting a strangely profound rainbowl in his (or her)
3615occiput. To the hardily curiosing entomophilust then it has shown a very
3616sexmosaic of nymphosis in which the eternal chimerahunter Oriolopos,
3617now frond of sugars, then lief of saults, the sensory crowd in his belly
3618coupled with an eye for the goods trooth bewilderblissed by their night
3619effluvia with guns like drums and fondlers like forceps persequestellates
3620his vanessas from flore to flore. Somehows this sounds like the purest
3621kidooleyoon wherein our madernacerution of lour lore is rich. All's so
3622herou from us him in a kitchernott darkness, by hasard and worn rolls
3623arered, we must grope on till Zerogh hour like pou owl giaours as we
3624are would we salve aught of moments for our aysore today. Amousin
3625though not but. Closer inspection of the bordereau would reveal a
3626multiplicity of personalities inflicted on the documents or document and
3627some prevision of virtual crime or crimes might be made by anyone
3628unwary enough before any suitable occasion for it or them had so far
3629managed to happen along. In fact, under the closed eyes of the
3630inspectors the traits featuring the chiaroscuro coalesce, their
3631contrarieties eliminated, in one stable somebody similarly as by the
3632providential warring of heartshaker with housebreaker and of
3633dramdrinker against freethinker our social something bowls along
3634bumpily, experiencing a jolting series of prearranged disappointments,
3635down the long lane of (it's as semper as oxhousehumper!) generations,
3636more generations and still more generations.
3637
3638    Say, baroun lousadoor, who in hallhagal wrote the durn thing
3639anyhow? Erect, beseated, mountback, against a partywall, below
3640freezigrade, by the use of quill or style, with turbid or pellucid mind,
3641accompanied or the reverse by mastication, interrupted by visit of seer
3642to scribe or of scribe to site, atwixt two showers or atosst of a trike,
3643rained upon or blown around, by a rightdown regular racer from the soil
3644or by a too pained whittlewit laden with the loot of learning?
3645
3646    Now, patience; and remember patience is the great thing, and above
3647all things else we must avoid anything like being or becoming out of
3648patience. A good plan used by worried business folk who may not have
3649had many momentums to master Kung's doctrine of the meang or the
3650propriety codestruces of Carprimustimus is just to think of all the
3651sinking fund of patience possessed in their conjoint names by both
3652brothers Bruce with whom are incorporated their Scotch spider and
3653Elberfeld's Calculating Horses. If after years upon years of delving in
3654ditches dark one tubthumper more than others, Kinihoun or Kahanan,
3655giardarner or mear measenmanonger, has got up for the darnall same
3656purpose of reassuring us with all the barbar of the Carrageehouse that
3657our great ascendant was properly speaking three syllables less than his
3658own surname (yes, yes, less!), that the ear of Fionn Earwicker aforetime
3659was the trademark of a broadcaster with wicker local jargon for an ace's
3660patent (Hear! Calls! Everywhair!) then as to this radiooscillating
3661epiepistle to which, cotton, silk or samite, kohol, gall or brickdust, we
3662must ceaselessly return, whereabouts exactly at present in Siam, Hell or
3663Tophet under that glorisol which plays touraloup with us in this Aludin's
3664Cove of our cagacity is that bright soandsuch to slip us the dinkum oil?
3665
3666    Naysayers we know. To conclude purely negatively from the
3667positive absence of political odia and monetary requests that its page
3668cannot ever have been a penproduct of a man or woman of that period
3669or those parts is only one more unlookedfor conclusion leaped at, being
3670tantamount to inferring from the nonpresence of inverted commas
3671(sometimes called quotation marks) on any page that its author was
3672always constitutionally incapable of misappropriating the spoken words
3673of others.
3674
3675    Luckily there is another cant to the questy. Has any fellow, of the
3676dime a dozen type, it might with some profit some dull evening quietly
3677be hinted — has any usual sort of ornery josser, flatchested fortyish,
3678faintly flatulent and given to ratiocination by syncopation in the
3679elucidation   of   complications,     of   his   greatest   Fung     Yang
3680dynasdescendanced, only another the son of, in fact, ever looked
3681sufficiently longly at a quite everydaylooking stamped addressed
3682envelope? Admittedly it is an outer husk: its face, in all its featureful
3683perfection of imperfection, is its fortune: it exhibits only the civil or
3684military clothing of whatever passionpallid nudity or plaguepurple
3685nakedness may happen to tuck itself under its flap. Yet to concentrate
3686solely on the literal sense or even the psychological content of any
3687document to the sore neglect of the enveloping facts themselves
3688circumstantiating it is just as hurtful to sound sense (and let it be added
3689to the truest taste) as were some fellow in the act of perhaps getting an
3690intro from another fellow turning out to be a friend in need of his, say,
3691to a lady of the latter's acquaintance, engaged in performing the
3692elaborative antecistral ceremony of upstheres, straightaway to run off
3693and vision her plump and plain in her natural altogether, preferring to
3694close his blinkhard's eyes to the ethiquethical fact that she was, after all,
3695wearing for the space of the time being some definite articles of
3696evolutionary clothing, inharmonious creations, a captious critic might
3697describe them as, or not strictly necessary or a trifle irritating here and
3698there, but for all that suddenly full of local colour and personal perfume
3699and suggestive, too, of so very much more and capable of being
3700stretched, filled out, if need or wish were, of having their surprisingly
3701like coincidental parts separated don't they now, for better survey by the
3702deft hand of an expert, don't you know? Who in his heart doubts either
3703that the facts of feminine clothiering are there all the time or that the
3704feminine fiction, stranger than the facts, is there also at the same time,
3705only a little to the rere? Or that one may be separated from the other? Or
3706that both may then be contemplated simultaneously? Or that each may
3707be taken up and considered in turn apart from the other?
3708
3709    Here let a few artifacts fend in their own favour. The river felt she
3710wanted salt. That was just where Brien came in. The country asked for
3711bearspaw for dindin! And boundin aboundin it got it surly. We who live
3712under heaven, we of the clovery kingdom, we middlesins people have
3713often watched the sky overreaching the land. We suddenly have. Our
3714isle is Sainge. The place. That stern chuckler Mayhappy Mayhapnot,
3715once said to repeation in that lutran conservatory way of his that
3716Isitachapel-Asitalukin was the one place, ult aut nult, in this madh vaal
3717of tares (whose verdhure's yellowed therever Phaiton parks his car while
3718its tamelised tay is the drame of Drainophilias) where the possible was
3719the improbable and the improbable the inevitable. If the proverbial
3720bishop of our holy and undivided with this me ken or no me ken Zot is
3721the Quiztune havvermashed had his twoe nails on the head we are in for
3722a sequentiality of improbable possibles though possibly nobody after
3723having grubbed up a lock of cwold cworn aboove his subject probably
3724in Harrystotalies or the vivle will go out of his way to applaud him on
3725the onboiassed back of his remark for utterly impossible as are all these
3726events they are probably as like those which may have taken place as
3727any others which never took person at all are ever likely to be. Ahahn!
3728
3729    About that original hen. Midwinter (fruur or kuur?) was in the
3730offing and Premver a promise of a pril when, as kischabrigies sang life's
3731old sahatsong, an iceclad shiverer, merest of bantlings observed a cold
3732fowl behaviourising strangely on that fatal midden or chip factory or
3733comicalbottomed copsjute (dump for short) afterwards changed into the
3734orangery when in the course of deeper demolition unexpectedly one
3735bushman's holiday its limon threw up a few spontaneous fragments of
3736orangepeel, the last remains of an outdoor meal by some unknown
3737sunseeker or placehider illico way back in his mistridden past. What
3738child of a strandlooper but keepy little Kevin in the despondful
3739surrounding of such sneezing cold would ever have trouved up on a
3740strate that was called strete a motive for future saintity by euchring the
3741finding of the Ardagh chalice by another heily innocent and
3742beachwalker whilst trying with pious clamour to wheedle Tipperaw raw
3743raw reeraw puteters out of Now Sealand in spignt of the patchpurple of
3744the massacre, a dual a duel to die to day, goddam and biggod, sticks and
3745stanks, of most of the Jacobiters.
3746
3747    The bird in the case was Belinda of the Dorans, a more than
3748quinquegintarian (Terziis prize with Serni medal, Cheepalizzy's Hane
3749Exposition) and what she was scratching at the hour of klokking twelve
3750looked for all this zogzag world like a goodishsized sheet of letterpaper
3751originating by transhipt from Boston (Mass.) of the last of the first to
3752Dear whom it proceded to mention Maggy well & allathome's health
3753well only the hate turned the mild on the van Houtens and the general's
3754elections with a lovely face of some born gentleman with a beautiful
3755present of wedding cakes for dear thankyou Chriesty and with grand
3756funferall of poor Father Michael don't forget unto life's & Muggy well
3757how are you Maggy & hopes soon to hear well & must now close it
3758with fondest to the twoinns with four crosskisses for holy paul holey
3759comer holipoli whollyisland pee ess from (locust may eat all but this
3760sign shall they never) affectionate largelooking tache of tch. The stain,
3761and that a teastain (the overcautelousness of the masterbilker here, as
3762usual, signing the page away), marked it off on the spout of the moment
3763as a genuine relique of ancient Irish pleasant pottery of that lydialike
3764languishing class known as a hurry-me-o'er-the-hazy.
3765
3766    Why then how?
3767
3768    Well, almost any photoist worth his chemicots will tip anyone
3769asking him the teaser that if a negative of a horse happens to melt
3770enough while drying, well, what you do get is, well, a positively
3771grotesquely distorted macromass of all sorts of horsehappy values and
3772masses of meltwhile horse. Tip. Well, this freely is what must have
3773occurred to our missive (there's a sod of a turb for you! please wisp off
3774the grass!) unfilthed from the boucher by the sagacity of a lookmelittle
3775likemelong hen. Heated residence in the heart of the orangeflavoured
3776mudmound had partly obliterated the negative to start with, causing
3777some features palpably nearer your pecker to be swollen up most
3778grossly while the farther back we manage to wiggle the more we need
3779the loan of a lens to see as much as the hen saw. Tip.
3780
3781    You is feeling like you was lost in the bush, boy? You says: It is a
3782puling sample jungle of woods. You most shouts out: Bethicket me for a
3783stump of a beech if I have the poultriest notions what the farest he all
3784means. Gee up, girly! The quad gospellers may own the targum but any
3785of the Zingari shoolerim may pick a peck of kindlings yet from the sack
3786of auld hensyne.
3787
3788    Lead, kindly fowl! They always did: ask the ages. What bird has
3789done yesterday man may do next year, be it fly, be it moult, be it hatch,
3790be it agreement in the nest. For her socioscientific sense is sound as a
3791bell, sir, her volucrine automutativeness right on normalcy: she knows,
3792she just feels she was kind of born to lay and love eggs (trust her to
3793propagate the species and hoosh her fluffballs safe through din and
3794danger!); lastly but mostly, in her genesic field it is all game and no
3795gammon; she is ladylike in everything she does and plays the
3796gentleman's part every time. Let us auspice it! Yes, before all this has
3797time to end the golden age must return with its vengeance. Man will
3798become dirigible, Ague will be rejuvenated, woman with her ridiculous
3799white burden will reach by one step sublime incubation, the
3800manewanting human lioness with her dishorned discipular manram will
3801lie down together publicly flank upon fleece. No, assuredly, they are not
3802justified, those gloompourers who grouse that letters have never been
3803quite their old selves again since that weird weekday in bleak Janiveer
3804(yet how palmy date in a waste's oasis!) when to the shock of both,
3805Biddy Doran looked at literature.
3806
3807    And. She may be a mere marcella, this midget madgetcy, Misthress
3808of Arths. But. It is not a hear or say of some anomorous letter, signed
3809Toga Girilis, (teasy dear). We have a cop of her fist right against our
3810nosibos. We note the paper with her jotty young watermark: Notre
3811Dame du Bon Marché. And she has a heart of Arin! What lumililts as
3812she fols with her fallimineers and her nadianods. As a strow will shaw
3813she does the wind blague, recting to show the rudess of a robur curling
3814and shewing the fansaties of a frizette. But how many of her readers
3815realise that she is not out to dizzledazzle with a graith uncouthrement of
3816postmantuam glasseries from the lapins and the grigs. Nuttings on her
3817wilelife! Grabar gooden grandy for old almeanium adamologists like
3818Dariaumaurius and Zovotrimaserovmeravmerouvian; (dmzn!); she feel
3819plain plate one flat fact thing and if, lastways firdstwise, a man alones
3820sine anyon anyons utharas has no rates to done a kik at with anyon
3821anakars about tutus milking fores and the rereres on the outerrand asikin
3822the             tutus             to             be              forrarder.
3823Thingcrooklyexineverypasturesixdixlikencehimaroundhersthemaggerby
3824kinkinkankanwithdownmindlookingated.         Mesdaims,     Marmouselles,
3825Mescerfs! Silvapais! All schwants (schwrites) ischt tell the cock's
3826trootabout him. Kapak kapuk. No minzies matter. He had to see life
3827foully the plak and the smut, (schwrites). There were three men in him
3828(schwrites). Dancings (schwrites) was his only ttoo feebles. With apple
3829harlottes. And a little mollvogels. Spissially (schwrites) when they
3830peaches. Honeys wore camelia paints. Yours very truthful. Add dapple
3831inn. Yet is it but an old story, the tale of a Treestone with one Ysold, of
3832a Mons held by tentpegs and his pal whatholoosed on the run, what
3833Cadman could but Badman wouldn't, any Genoaman against any Venis,
3834and why Kate takes charge of the waxworks.
3835
3836      Let us now, weather, health, dangers, public orders and other
3837circumstances permitting, of perfectly convenient, if you police, after
3838you, policepolice, pardoning mein, ich beam so fresch, bey? drop this
3839jiggerypokery and talk straight turkey meet to mate, for while the ear, be
3840we mikealls or nicholists, may sometimes be inclined to believe others
3841the eye, whether browned or nolensed, find it devilish hard now and
3842again even to believe itself. Habes aures et num videbis? Habes oculos
3843ac mannepalpabuat? Tip! Drawing nearer to take our slant at it (since
3844after all it has met with misfortune while all underground), let us see all
3845there may remain to be seen.
3846    I am a worker, a tombstone mason, anxious to pleace averyburies
3847and jully glad when Christmas comes his once ayear. You are a
3848poorjoist, unctuous to polise nopebobbies and tunnibelly soully when
3849'tis thime took o'er home, gin. We cannot say aye to aye. We cannot
3850smile noes from noes. Still. One cannot help noticing that rather more
3851than half of the lines run north-south in the Nemzes and Bukarahast
3852directions while the others go west-east in search from Maliziies with
3853Bulgarad for, tiny tot though it looks when schtschupnistling alongside
3854other incunabula, it has its cardinal points for all that. These ruled
3855barriers along which the traced words, run, march, halt, walk, stumble at
3856doubtful points, stumble up again in comparative safety seem to have
3857been drawn first of all in a pretty checker with lampblack and
3858blackthorn. Such crossing is antechristian of course, but the use of the
3859homeborn shillelagh as an aid to calligraphy shows a distinct advance
3860from savagery to barbarism. It is seriously believed by some that the
3861intention may have been geodetic, or, in the view of the cannier,
3862domestic economical. But by writing thithaways end to end and turning,
3863turning and end to end hithaways writing and with lines of litters
3864slittering up and louds of latters slettering down, the old semetomyplace
3865and jupetbackagain from tham Let Rise till Hum Lit. Sleep, where in the
3866waste is the wisdom?
3867
3868    Another point, in addition to the original sand, pounce powder,
3869drunkard paper or soft rag used (any vet or inhanger in ous sot's social
3870can see the seen for seemself, a wee ftofty od room, the cheery
3871spluttered on the one karrig, a darka disheen of voos from Dalbania, any
3872gotsquantity of racky, a portogal and some buk setting out on the sofer,
3873you remember the sort of softball sucker motru used to tell us when we
3874were all biribiyas or nippies and messas) it has acquired accretions of
3875terricious matter whilst loitering in the past. The teatimestained terminal
3876(say not the tag, mummer, or our show's a failure!) is a cosy little brown
3877study all to oneself and, whether it be thumbprint, mademark or just a
3878poor trait of the artless, its importance in establishing the identities in
3879the writer complexus (for if the hand was one, the minds of active and
3880agitated were more than so) will be best appreciated by never forgetting
3881that both before and after the battle of the Boyne it was a habit not to
3882sign letters always. Tip. And it is surely a lesser ignorance to write a
3883word with every consonant too few than to add all too many. The end?
3884Say it with missiles then and thus arabesque the page. You have your
3885cup of scalding Souchong, your taper's waxen drop, your cat's paw, the
3886clove or coffinnail you chewed or champed as you worded it, your lark
3887in clear air. So why, pray, sign anything as long as every word, letter,
3888penstroke, paperspace is a perfect signature of its own? A true friend is
3889known much more easily, and better into the bargain, by his personal
3890touch, habits of full or undress, movements, response to appeals for
3891charity than by his footwear, say. And, speaking anent Tiberias and
3892other incestuish salacities among gerontophils, a word of warning about
3893the tenderloined passion hinted at. Some softnosed peruser might
3894mayhem take it up erogenously as the usual case of spoons, prostituta in
3895herba plus dinky pinks deliberatively summersaulting off her bisexycle,
3896at the main entrance of curate's perpetual soutane suit with her one to
3897see and awoh! who picks her up as gingerly as any balmbearer would to
3898feel whereupon the virgin was most hurt and nicely asking: whyre have
3899you been so grace a mauling and where were you chaste me child? Be
3900who, farther potential? and so wider but we grisly old Sykos who have
3901done our unsmiling bit on 'alices, when they were yung and easily
3902freudened, in the penumbra of the procuring room and what oracular
3903comepression we have had apply to them! could (did we care to sell our
3904feebought silence in camera) tell our very moistnostrilled one that
3905father in such virgated contexts is not always that undemonstrative
3906relative (often held up to our contumacy) who settles our hashbill for us
3907and what an innocent allabroad's adverb such as Michaelly looks like
3908can be suggestive of under the pudendascope and, finally, what a
3909neurasthene nympholept, endocrine-pineal typus, of inverted parentage
3910with a prepossessing drauma present in her past and a priapic urge for
3911congress with agnates before cognates fundamentally is feeling for
3912under her lubricitous meiosis when she refers with liking to some feeler
3913she fancie's face. And Mm. We could. Yet what need to say? 'Tis as
3914human a little story as paper could well carry, in affect, as singsing so
3915Salaman susuing to swittvitles while as unbluffingly blurtubruskblunt as
3916an Esra, the cat, the cat's meeter, the meeter's cat's wife, the meeter's
3917cat's wife's half better, the meeter's cat's wife's half better's meeter, and
3918so back to our horses, for we also know, what we have perused from the
3919pages of I Was A Gemral, that Showting up of Bulsklivism by
3920'Schottenboum', that Father Michael about this red time of the white
3921terror equals the old regime and Margaret is the social revolution while
3922cakes mean the party funds and dear thank you signifies national
3923gratitude. In fine, we have heard, as it happened, of Spartacus
3924intercellular. We are not corknered yet, dead hand! We can recall, with
3925voluntears, the froggy jew, and sweeter far 'twere now westhinks in
3926Dumbil's fair city ere one more year is o'er. We tourned our coasts to the
3927good gay tunes. When from down swords the sea merged the oldowth
3928guns and answer made the bold O' Dwyer. But. Est modest in verbos.
3929Let a prostitute be whoso stands before a door and winks or parks
3930herself in the fornix near a makeussin wall (sinsin! sinsin!) and the
3931curate one who brings strong waters (gingin! gingin!), but also, and
3932dinna forget, that there is many asleeps between someathome's first and
3933moreinausland's last and that the beautiful presence of waiting kates will
3934until life's (!) be more than enough to make any milkmike in the
3935language of sweet tarts punch hell's hate into his twin nicky and that
3936Maggy's tea, or your majesty, if heard as a boost from a born gentleman
3937is (?). For if the lingo gasped between kicksheets, however basically
3938English, were to be preached from the mouths of wickerchurchwardens
3939and   metaphysicians    in   the   row   and   advokaatoes,    allvoyous,
3940demivoyelles, languoaths, lesbiels, dentelles, gutterhowls and furtz,
3941where would their practice be or where the human race itself were the
3942Pythagorean sesquipedalia of the panepistemion, however apically
3943Volapucky, grunted and gromwelled, ichabod, habakuk, opanoff,
3944uggamyg, hapaxle, gomenon, ppppfff, over country stiles, behind slated
3945dwellinghouses, down blind lanes, or, when all fruit fails, under some
3946sacking left on a coarse cart?
3947
3948    So hath been, love: tis tis: and will be: till wears and tears and ages.
3949Thief us the night, steal we the air, shawl thiner liefest, mine! Here,
3950Ohere, insult the fair! Traitor, bad hearer, brave! The lightning look, the
3951birding cry, awe from the grave, everflowing on the times.
3952Feueragusaria iordenwater; now godsun shine on menday's daughter; a
3953good clap, a fore marriage, a bad wake, tell hell's well; such is
3954manowife's lot of lose and win again, like he's gruen quhiskers on who's
3955chin again, she plucketed them out but they grown in again. So what are
3956you going to do about it? O dear!
3957
3958    If juness she saved! Ah ho! And if yulone he pouved! The olold
3959stoliolum! From quiqui quinet to michemiche chelet and a jambebatiste
3960to a brulobrulo! It is told in sounds in utter that, in signs so adds to, in
3961universal, in polygluttural, in each auxiliary neutral idiom, sordomutics,
3962florilingua, sheltafocal, flayflutter, a con's cubane, a pro's tutute,
3963strassarab, ereperse and anythongue athall. Since nozzy Nanette tripped
3964palmyways with Highho Harry there's a spurtfire turf a'kind o'kindling
3965when oft as the souffsouff blows her peaties up and a claypot wet for
3966thee, my Sitys, and talkatalka tell Tibbs has eve: and whathough
3967(revilous life proving aye the death of ronaldses when winpower wine
3968has bucked the kick on poor won man) billiousness has been
3969billiousness during milliums of millenions and our mixed racings have
3970been giving two hoots or three jeers for the grape, vine and brew and
3971Pieter's in Nieuw Amsteldam and Paoli's where the poules go and rum
3972smelt his end for him and he dined off sooth american (it would give
3973one the frier even were one a normal Kettlelicker) this oldworld epistola
3974of their weatherings and their marryings and their buryings and their
3975natural selections has combled tumbled down to us fersch and made-at-
3976all-hours like an ould cup on tay. As I was hottin me souser. Haha! And
3977as you was caldin your dutchy hovel. Hoho! She tole the tail or her toon.
3978Huhu!
3979
3980    Now, kapnimancy and infusionism may both fit as tight as two
3981trivets but while we in our wee free state, holding to that prestatute in
3982our charter, may have our irremovable doubts as to the whole sense of
3983the lot, the interpretation of any phrase in the whole, the meaning of
3984every word of a phrase so far deciphered out of it, however unfettered
3985our Irish daily independence, we must vaunt no idle dubiosity as to its
3986genuine authorship and holusbolus authoritativeness. And let us
3987bringtheecease to beakerings on that clink, olmond bottler! On the face
3988of it, to volt back to our desultory horses, and for your roughshod mind,
3989bafflelost bull, the affair is a thing once for all done and there you are
3990somewhere and finished in a certain time, be it a day or a year or even
3991supposing, it should eventually turn out to be a serial number of
3992goodness gracious alone knows how many days or years. Anyhow,
3993somehow and somewhere, before the bookflood or after her ebb,
3994somebody mentioned by name in his telephone directory, Coccolanius
3995or Gallotaurus, wrote it, wrote it all, wrote it all down, and there you
3996are, full stop. O, undoubtedly yes, and very potably so, but one who
3997deeper thinks will always bear in the baccbuccus of his mind that this
3998downright there you are and there it is is only all in his eye. Why?
3999
4000    Because, Soferim Bebel, if it goes to that, (and dormerwindow
4001gossip will cry it from the housetops no surelier than the writing on the
4002wall will hue it to the mod of men that mote in the main street) every
4003person, place and thing in the chaosmos of Alle anyway connected with
4004the gobblydumped turkery was moving and changing every part of the
4005time: the travelling inkhorn (possibly pot), the hare and turtle pen and
4006paper, the continually more and less intermisunderstanding minds of the
4007anticollaborators, the as time went on as it will variously inflected,
4008differently pronounced, otherwise spelled, changeably meaning vocable
4009scriptsigns. No, so holp me Petault, it is not a miseffectual
4010whyacinthinous riot of blots and blurs and bars and balls and hoops and
4011wriggles and juxtaposed jottings linked by spurts of speed: it only looks
4012as like it as damn it; and, sure, we ought really to rest thankful that at
4013this deleteful hour of dungflies dawning we have even a written on with
4014dried ink scrap of paper at all to show for ourselves, tare it or leaf it,
4015(and we are lufted to ourselves as the soulfisher when he led the cat out
4016of the bout) after all that we lost and plundered of it even to the hidmost
4017coignings of the earth and all it has gone through and by all means, after
4018a good ground kiss to Terracussa and for wars luck our lefftoff's flung
4019over our home homoplate, cling to it as with drowning hands, hoping
4020against hope all the while that, by the light of philophosy, (and may she
4021never folsage us!) things will begin to clear up a bit one way or another
4022within the next quarrel of an hour and be hanged to them as ten to one
4023they will too, please the pigs, as they ought to categorically, as, stricly
4024between ourselves, there is a limit to all things so this will never do.
4025
4026    For, with that farmfrow's foul flair for that flayfell foxfetor, (the
4027calamite's columitas calling for calamitous calamitance) who that
4028scrutinising marvels at those indignant whiplooplashes; those so
4029prudently bolted or blocked rounds; the touching reminiscence of an
4030incompletet trail or dropped final; a round thousand whirligig glorioles,
4031prefaced by (alas!) now illegible airy plumeflights, all tiberiously
4032ambiembellishing the initials majuscule of Earwicker: the meant to be
4033baffling chrismon trilithon sign       , finally called after some his hes
4034hecitency Hec, which, moved contrawatchwise, represents his title in
4035sigla as the smaller   , fontly called following a certain change of state
4036of grace of nature alp or delta, when single, stands for or tautologically
4037stands beside the consort: (though for that matter, since we have heard
4038from Cathay cyrcles how the hen is not mirely a tick or two after the
4039first fifth fourth of the second eighth twelfth — siangchang hongkong
4040sansheneul — but yirely the other and thirtieth of the ninth from the
4041twentieth, our own vulgar 432 and 1132 irrespectively, why not take the
4042former for a village inn, the latter for an upsidown bridge, a
4043multiplication marking for crossroads ahead, which you like pothook for
4044the family gibbet, their old fourwheedler for the bucker's field, a tea
4045anyway for a tryst someday, and his onesidemissing for an allblind alley
4046leading to an Irish plot in the Champ de Mors, not?) the steady
4047monologuy of the interiors; the pardonable confusion for which some
4048blame the cudgel and more blame the soot but unthanks to which the
4049pees with their caps awry are quite as often as not taken for kews with
4050their tails in their or are quite as often as not taken for pews with their
4051tails in their mouths, thence your pristopher polombos, hence our Kat
4052Kresbyterians; the curt witty wotty dashes never quite just right at the
4053trim trite truth letter; the sudden spluttered petulance of some
4054capItalIsed mIddle; a word as cunningly hidden in its maze of confused
4055drapery as a fieldmouse in a nest of coloured ribbons: that absurdly
4056bullsfooted bee declaring with an even plainer dummpshow than does
4057the mute commoner with us how hard a thing it is to mpe mporn a
4058gentlerman: and look at this prepronominal funferal, engraved and
4059retouched and edgewiped and puddenpadded, very like a whale's egg
4060farced with pemmican, as were it sentenced to be nuzzled over a full
4061trillion times for ever and a night till his noddle sink or swim by that
4062ideal reader suffering from an ideal insomnia: all those red raddled obeli
4063cayennepeppercast over the text, calling unnecessary attention to errors,
4064omissions, repetitions and misalignments: that (probably local or
4065personal) variant maggers for the more generally accepted majesty
4066which   is   but   a   trifle   and   yet   may   quietly   amuse:   those
4067superciliouslooking crisscrossed Greek ees awkwardlike perched there
4068and here out of date like sick owls hawked back to Athens: and the
4069geegees too, jesuistically formed at first but afterwards genuflected
4070aggrily toewards the occident: the Ostrogothic kakography affected for
4071certain phrases of Etruscan stabletalk and, in short, the learning betrayed
4072at almost every line's end: the headstrength (at least eleven men of
4073thirtytwo palfrycraft) revealed by a constant labour to make a ghimel
4074pass through the eye of an iota: this, for instance, utterly unexpected
4075sinistrogyric return to one peculiar sore point in the past; those throne
4076open doubleyous (of an early muddy terranean origin whether man
4077chooses to damn them agglutinatively loo — too — blue — face —
4078ache or illvoodawpeehole or, kants koorts, topplefouls) seated with such
4079floprightdown determination and reminding uus ineluctably of nature at
4080her naturalest while that fretful fidget eff, the hornful digamma of your
4081bornabarbar, rarely heard now save when falling from the unfashionable
4082lipsus of some hetarosexual (used always in two boldfaced print types
4083— one of them as wrongheaded as his Claudian brother, is it worth
4084while interrupting to say? —
4085
4086    throughout the papyrus as the revise mark) stalks all over the page,
4087broods     sensationseeking an idea, amid the verbiage, gaunt, stands
4088dejectedly in the diapered window margin, with its basque of bayleaves
4089all aflutter about its forksfrogs, paces with a frown, jerking to and fro,
4090flinging phrases here, there, or returns inhibited, with some half-halted
4091suggestion,   , dragging its shoestring; the curious warning sign before
4092our protoparent's ipsissima verba (a very pure nondescript, by the way,
4093sometimes a palmtailed otter, more often the arbutus fruitflowerleaf of
4094the cainapple) which paleographers call a leak in the thatch or the
4095aranman ingperwhis through the hole of his hat, indicating that the
4096words which follow may be taken in any order desired, hole of Aran
4097man the hat through the whispering his ho (here keen again and begin
4098again to make soundsense and sensesound kin again); those
4099haughtypitched disdotted aiches easily of the rariest inasdroll as most of
4100the jaywalking eyes we do plough into halve, unconnected, principial,
4101medial or final, always jims in the jam, sahib, as pipless as
4102threadworms: the innocent exhibitionism of those frank yet capricious
4103underlinings: that strange exotic serpentine, since so properly banished
4104from our scripture, about as freakwing a wetterhand now as to see a
4105rightheaded ladywhite don a corkhorse, which, in its invincible
4106insolence ever longer more and of more morosity, seems to uncoil
4107spirally and swell lacertinelazily before our eyes under pressure of the
4108writer's hand; the ungainly musicianlessness so painted in sculpting
4109selfsounder ah ha as blackartful as a podatus and dumbfounder oh ho
4110oaproariose as ten canons in skelterfugue: the studious omission of year
4111number and era name from the date, the one and only time when our
4112copyist seems at least to have grasped the beauty of restraint; the
4113lubricitous conjugation of the last with the first: the gipsy mating of a
4114grand stylish gravedigging with secondbest buns (an interpolation: these
4115munchables occur only in the Bootherbrowth family of MSS., Bb —
4116Cod IV, Pap II, Brek XI, Lun III, Dinn XVII, Sup XXX, Fullup M D C
4117X C: the scholiast has hungrily misheard a deadman's toller as a
4118muffinbell): the four shortened ampersands under which we can glypse
4119at and feel for ourselves across all those rushyears the warm soft short
4120pants of the quickscribbler: the vocative lapse from which it begins and
4121the accusative hole in which it ends itself; the aphasia of that heroic
4122agony of recalling a once loved number leading slip by slipper to a
4123general amnesia of misnomering one's own: next those ars, rrrr! those
4124ars all bellical, the highpriest's hieroglyph of kettletom and oddsbones,
4125wrasted redhandedly from our hallowed rubric prayer for truce with
4126booty, O'Remus pro Romulo, and rudely from the fane's pinnacle tossed
4127down by porter to within an aim's ace of their quatrain of rubyjets
4128among Those Who arse without the Temple nor since Roe's Distillery
4129burn'd have quaff'd Night's firefill'd Cup But jig jog jug as Day the
4130Dicebox Throws, whang, loyal six I lead, out wi'yer heart's bluid, blast
4131ye, and there she's for you, sir, whang her, the fine ooman, rouge to her
4132lobster locks, the rossy, whang, God and O'Mara has it with his ruddy
4133old Villain Rufus, wait, whang, God and you're another he hasn't for
4134there's my spoil five of spuds's trumps, whang, whack on his pigsking's
4135Kisser for him, K.M. O'Mara where are you?; then (coming over to the
4136left aisle corner down) the cruciform postscript from which three basia
4137or shorter and smaller oscula have been overcarefully scraped away,
4138plainly inspiring the tenebrous Tunc page of the Book of Kells (and then
4139it need not be lost sight of that there are exactly three squads of
4140candidates for the crucian rose awaiting their turn in the marginal panels
4141of Columkiller, chugged in their three ballotboxes, then set apart for
4142such hanging committees, where two was enough for anyone, starting
4143with old Matthew himself, as he with great distinction said then just as
4144since then people speaking have fallen into the custom, when speaking
4145to a person, of saying two is company when the third person is the
4146person darkly spoken of, and then that last labiolingual basium might be
4147read as a suavium if whoever the embracer then was wrote with a tongue
4148in his (or perhaps her) cheek as the case may have been then) and the
4149fatal droopadwindle slope of the blamed scrawl, a sure sign of
4150imperfectible moral blindness; the toomuchness, the fartoomanyness of
4151all those fourlegged ems: and why spell dear god with a big thick dhee
4152(why, O why, O why?): the cut and dry aks and wise form of the
4153semifinal; and, eighteenthly or twentyfourthly, but at least, thank
4154Maurice, lastly when all is zed and done, the penelopean patience of its
4155last paraphe, a colophon of no fewer than seven hundred and thirtytwo
4156strokes tailed by a leaping lasso —
4157
4158    who thus at all this marvelling but will press on hotly to see the
4159vaulting   feminine   libido   of     those   interbranching   ogham   sex
4160upandinsweeps sternly controlled and easily repersuaded by the uniform
4161matteroffactness of a meandering male fist?
4162
4163    Duff-Muggli, who now may be quoted by very kind arrangement
4164(his dectroscophonious photosensition under suprasonic light control
4165may be logged for by our none too distant futures as soon astone values
4166can be turned out from Chromophilomos, Limited at a millicentime the
4167microamp), first called this kind of paddygoeasy partnership the
4168ulykkhean or tetrachiric or quadrumane or ducks and drakes or debts
4169and dishes perplex (v. Some Forestallings over that Studium of
4170Sexophonologistic Schizophrenesis, vol. xxiv, pp. 2-555) after the
4171wellinformed observation, made miles apart from the Master by Tung-
4172Toyd (cf. Later Frustrations amengst the Neomugglian Teachings abaft
4173the Semiunconscience, passim) that in the case of the littleknown
4174periplic bestteller popularly associated with the names of the wretched
4175mariner (trianforan deffwedoff our plumsucked pattern shapekeeper) a
4176Punic admiralty report, From MacPerson's Oshean Round By the Tides
4177of Jason's Cruise, had been cleverly capsized and saucily republished as
4178a dodecanesian baedeker of the everytale-a-treat-in-itself variety which
4179could hope satisfactorily to tickle me gander as game as your goose.
4180
4181    The unmistaken identity of the persons in the Tiberiast duplex came
4182to light in the most devious of ways. The original document was in what
4183is known as Hanno O'Nonhanno's unbrookable script, that is to say, it
4184showed no signs of punctuation of any sort. Yet on holding the verso
4185against a lit rush this new book of Morses responded most remarkably
4186to the silent query of our world's oldest light and its recto let out the
4187piquant fact that it was but pierced butnot punctured (in the university
4188sense of the term) by numerous stabs and foliated gashes made by a
4189pronged instrument. These paper wounds, four in type, were gradually
4190and correctly understood to mean stop, please stop, do please stop, and
4191O do please stop respectively, and following up their one true clue, the
4192circumflexuous wall of a singleminded men's asylum, accentuated by bi
4193tso fb rok engl a ssan dspl itch ina, — Yard inquiries pointed out
4194that they ad bîn "provoked" ay   fork, of à grave Brofèsor; àth é's Brèak
4195— fast — table; ; acùtely profèššionally piquéd, to = introdùce a notion
4196of time [ùpon à plane (?) sù ' ' fàç'e'] by pùnct! ingh oles (sic) in
4197iSpace?! Deeply religious by nature and position, and warmly attached
4198to Thee, and smearbread and better and Him and newlaidills, it was
4199rightly suspected that such ire could not have been visited by him
4200Brotfressor Prenderguest even underwittingly, upon the ancestral
4201pneuma of one whom, with rheuma, he venerated shamelessly at least
4202once a week at Cockspur Common as his apple in his eye and her first
4203boys' best friend and, though plain English for a married lady misled
4204heaps by the way, yet when some peerer or peeress detected that the
4205fourleaved shamrock or quadrifoil jab was more recurrent wherever the
4206script was clear and the term terse and that these two were the selfsame
4207spots naturally selected for her perforations by Dame Partlet on her
4208dungheap, thinkers all put grown in waterungspillfull Pratiland only and
4209a playful fowl and musical me and not you in any case, two and two
4210together, and, with a swarm of bisses honeyhunting after, a sigh for
4211shyme (O, the pettybonny rouge!) separated modest mouths. So be it.
4212And it was. The lettermaking of the explots of Fjorgn Camhelsson when
4213he   was   in   the   Kvinnes   country   with   Soldru's   men.   With
4214acknowledgment of our fervour of the first instant he remains years
4215most fainfully. For postscrapt see spoils. Though not yet had the sailor
4216sipped that sup nor the humphar foamed to the fill. And fox and geese
4217still kept the peace around L'Auberge du Père Adam.
4218
4219     Small need after that, old Jeromesolem, old Huffsnuff, old
4220Andycox, old Olecasandrum, for quizzing your weekenders come to the
4221R.Q. with: shoots off in a hiss, muddles up in a mussmass and his
4222whole's a dismantled noondrunkard's son. Howbeit we heard not a son
4223of sons to leave by him to oceanic society in his old man without a thing
4224in his ignorance, Tulko MacHooley. And it was thus he was at every
4225time, that son, and the other time, the day was in it and after the morrow
4226Diremood is the name is on the writing chap of the psalter, the
4227juxtajunctor of a dearmate and he passing out of one desire into its
4228fellow. The daughters are after going and loojing for him, Torba's
4229nicelookers of the fair neck. Wanted for millinary servance to olderly's
4230person by the Totty Askinses. Formelly confounded with amother.
4231Maybe growing a moustache, did you say, with an adorable look of
4232amuzement? And uses noclass billiardhalls with an upandown ladder?
4233Not Hans the Curier though had he had have only had some little
4234laughings and some less of cheeks and were he not so warried by his
4235bulb of persecussion he could have, ay, and would have, as true as
4236Essex bridge. And not Gopheph go gossip, I declare to man! Noe! To
4237all's much relief one's half hypothesis of that jabberjaw ape amok the
4238showering jestnuts of Bruisanose was hotly dropped and his room taken
4239up by that odious and still today insufficiently malestimated
4240notesnatcher (kak, pfooi, bosh and fiety, much earny, Gus, poteen? Sez
4241you!) Shem the Penman.
4242Chapter 6
4243
4244
4245
4246
4247So?
4248
4249Who do you no tonigh, lazy and gentleman?
4250
4251The echo is where in the back of the wodes; callhim forth!
4252    (Shaun Mac Irewick, briefdragger, for the concern of Messrs Jhon
4253Jhamieson and Song, rated one hundrick and thin per storehundred on
4254this nightly quisquiquock of the twelve apostrophes, set by Jockit Mic
4255Ereweak. He misunderstruck and aim for am ollo of number three of
4256them and left his free natural ripostes to four of them in their own fine
4257artful disorder.)
4258
4259    1. What secondtonone myther rector and maximost bridgesmaker
4260was the first to rise taller through his beanstale than the bluegum
4261buaboababbaun or the giganteous Wellingtonia Sequoia; went nudiboots
4262with trouters into a liffeyette when she was barely in her tricklies; was
4263well known to claud a conciliation cap onto the esker of his hooth;
4264sports a chainganger's albert solemenly over his hullender's epulence;
4265thought he weighed a new ton when there felled his first lapapple; gave
4266the heinousness of choice to everyknight betwixt yesterdicks and
4267twomaries; had sevenal successivecoloured serebanmaids on the same
4268big white drawringroam horthrug; is a Willbeforce to this hour at house
4269as he was in heather; pumped the catholick wartrey and shocked the
4270prodestung boyne; killed his own hungery self in anger as a young man;
4271found fodder for five when allmarken rose goflooded; with Hirish
4272tutores Cornish made easy; voucherof rotables, toll of the road; bred
4273manyheaded stepsons for one leapyourown taughter; is too funny for a
4274fish and has too much outside for an insect; like a heptagon crystal
4275emprisoms trues and fauss for us; is infinite swell in unfitting
4276induments; once was he shovelled and once was he arsoned and once
4277was he inundered and she hung him out billbailey; has a quadrant in his
4278tile to tell Toler cad a'clog it is; offers chances to Long on but stands up
4279to Legge before; found coal at the end of his harrow and mossroses
4280behind the seams; made a fort out of his postern and wrote F.E.R.T. on
4281his buckler; is escapemaster-in-chief from all sorts of houdingplaces; if
4282he outharrods against barkers, to the shoolbred he acts whiteley; was
4283evacuated at the mere appearance of three germhuns and twice besieged
4284by a sweep; from zoomorphology to omnianimalism he is brooched by
4285the spin of a coin; towers, an eddistoon amid the lampless, casting
4286swannbeams on the deep; threatens thunder upon malefactors and sends
4287whispers up fraufrau's froufrous; when Dook Hookbackcrook upsits his
4288ass booseworthies jeer and junket but they boos him oos and baas his
4289aas when he lukes like Hunkett Plunkett; by sosannsos and search a
4290party on a lady of this city; business, reading newspaper, smoking cigar,
4291arranging tumblers on table, eating meals, pleasure, etcetera, etcetera,
4292pleasure, eating meals, arranging tumblers on table, smoking cigar,
4293reading newspaper, business; minerals, wash and brush up, local views,
4294juju toffee, comic and birthdays cards; those were the days and he was
4295their hero; pink sunset shower, red clay cloud, sorrow of Sahara, oxhide
4296on Iren; arraigned and attainted, listed and lited, pleaded and proved;
4297catches his check at banck of Indgangd and endurses his doom at chapel
4298exit; brain of the franks, hand of the christian, tongue of the north;
4299commands to dinner and calls the bluff; has a block at Morgen's and a
4300hatache all the afternunch; plays gehamerat when he's ernst but misses
4301mausey when he's lustyg; walked as far as the Head where he sat in state
4302as the Rump; shows Early English tracemarks and a marigold window
4303with manigilt lights, a myrioscope, two remarkable piscines and three
4304wellworthseeing ambries; arches all portcullised and his nave dates from
4305dots; isa horologe unstoppable and the Benn of all bells; fuit, isst and
4306herit and though he's mildewstaned he's mouldystoned; is a quercuss in
4307the forest but plane member for Megalopolis; mountunmighty,
4308faunonfleetfoot; plank in our platform, blank in our scouturn; hidal, in
4309carucates he is enumerated, hold as an earl, he counts; shipshaped
4310phrase of buglooking words with a form like the easing moments of a
4311graminivorous; to our dooms brought he law, our manoirs he made his
4312vill of; was an overgrind to the underground and acqueduced for
4313fierythroats; sends boys in socks acoughawhooping when he lets farth
4314his carbonoxside and silk stockings show her shapings when he looses
4315hose on hers; stocks dry puder for the Ill people and pinkun's pellets for
4316all the Pale; gave his mundyfoot to Miserius, her pinch to Anna Livia,
4317that superfine pigtail to Cerisia Cerosia and quid rides to Titius, Caius
4318and Sempronius; made the man who had no notion of shopkeepers feel
4319he'd rather play the duke than play the gentleman; shot two queans and
4320shook three caskles when he won his game of dwarfs; fumes inwards
4321like a strombolist till he smokes at both ends; manmote, befier of him,
4322womankind, pietad!; shows one white drift of snow among the
4323gorsegrowth of his crown and a chaperon of repentance on that which
4324shed gore; pause and quies, triple bill; went by metro for the polis and
4325then hoved by; to the finders, hail! woa, you that seek!; whom fillth had
4326plenished, dearth devoured; hock is leading, cocoa comes next, emery
4327tries for the flag; can dance the O'Bruin's polerpasse at Noolahn to his
4328own orchistruss accompaniment; took place before the internatural
4329convention of catholic midwives and found stead before the congress
4330for the study of endonational calamities; makes a delictuous entrée and
4331finishes off the course between sweets and savouries; flouts for
4332forecasts, flairs for finds and the fun of the fray on the fairground;
4333cleared out three hundred sixty five idles to set up one all khalassal for
4334henwives hoping to have males; the flawhoolagh, the grasping one, the
4335kindler of paschal fire; forbids us our trespassers as we forgate him; the
4336phoenix be his pyre, the cineres his sire!; piles big pelium on little ossas
4337like the pilluls of hirculeads; has an eatupus complexand a
4338drinkthedregs kink; wurstmeats for chumps and cowcarlows for
4339scullions; when he plies for our favour is very trolly ours; two psychic
4340espousals and three desertions; may be matter of fact now but was futter
4341of magd then; Cattermole Hill, exmountain of flesh was reared up by
4342stress and sank under strain; tank it up, dank it up, tells the tailor to his
4343tout; entoutcas for a man, but bit a thimble for a maid; blimp, blump; a
4344dud letter, a sing a song a sylble; a byword, a sentence with surcease;
4345while stands his canyouseehim frails shall fall; was hatched at
4346Cellbridge but ejoculated abrood; as it gan in the biguinnengs so wound
4347up in a battle of Boss; Roderick, Roderick, Roderick, O, you've gone the
4348way of the Danes; variously catalogued, regularly regrouped; a
4349bushboys holoday, a quacker's mating, a wenches' sandbath; the same
4350homoheatherous checkinlossegg as when sollyeye airly blew ye; real
4351detonation but false report; spa mad but inn sane; half emillian via
4352bogus census but a no street hausmann when allphannd; is the handiest
4353of all andies and a most alleghant spot to dump your hump; hands his
4354secession to the new patricius but plumps plebmatically for the bloody
4355old centuries; eats with doors open and ruts with gates closed; some dub
4356him Rotshield and more limn him Rockyfellow; shows he's fly to both
4357demisfairs but thries to cover up his tracers; seven dovecotes cooclaim
4358to have been pigeonheim to this homer, Smerrnion, Rhoebok,
4359Kolonsreagh, Seapoint, Quayhowth, Ashtown, Ratheny; independent of
4360the lordship of chamberlain, acknowledging the rule of Rome; we saw
4361thy farm at Useful Prine, Domhnall, Domhnall; reeks like Illbelpaese
4362and looks like Iceland's ear; lodged at quot places, lived through tot
4363reigns; takes a szumbath for his weekend and a wassarnap for his
4364refreskment; after a good bout at stoolball enjoys Giroflee Giroflaa;
4365what Nevermore missed and Colombo found; believes in everyman his
4366own goaldkeeper and in Africa for the fullblacks; the arc of his drive
4367was forty full and his stumps were pulled at eighty; boasts him to the
4368thick-inthews the oldest creater in Aryania and looks down on the Suiss
4369family Collesons whom he calls les nouvelles roches; though his heart,
4370soul and spirit turn to pharaoph times, his love, faith andhope stick to
4371futuerism; light leglifters cense him souriantes from afore while boor
4372browbenders curse him grommelants to his hindmost; between
4373youlasses and yeladst glimse of Even; the Lug his peak has, the Luk his
4374pile; drinks tharr and wodhar for his asama and eats the unparishable
4375sow to styve off reglar rack; the beggars cloak them reclined about his
4376paddystool, the whores winken him as they walk their side; on
4377Christienmas at Advent Lodge, New Yealand, after a lenty illness the
4378roeverand Mr Easterling of pentecostitis, no followers by bequest,
4379fanfare all private; Gone Where Glory Waits Him (Ball, bulletist) but
4380Not Here Yet (Maxwell, clark); comminxed under articles but
4381phoenished a borgiess; from the vat on the bier through the burre in the
4382dark to the buttle of the bawn; is A1 an the highest but Roh re his root;
4383filled fanned of hackleberries whenas all was tuck and toss up for him as
4384a yangster to fall fou of hockinbechers wherein he had gauged the use of
4385raisin; ads aliments, das doles, raps rustics, tams turmoil; sas seed
4386enough for a semination but sues skivvies on the sly; learned to speak
4387from hand to mouth till he could talk earish with his eyes shut; hacked
4388his way through hickheckhocks but hanged hishelp from there
4389hereafters; rialtos, annesleyg, binn and balls to say nothing atolk of New
4390Comyn; the gleam of the glow of the shine of the sun through the dearth
4391of the dirth on the blush of the brick of the viled ville of Barnehulme
4392has dust turned to brown; these dyed to tartan him, rueroot, dulse,
4393bracken, teasel, fuller's ash, sundew and cress; long gunn but not for
4394cotton; stood his sharp assault of famine but grew girther, girther and
4395girther; he has twenty four or so cousins germinating in the United
4396States of America and a namesake with an initial difference in the once
4397kingdom of Poland; his first's a young rose and his second's
4398FrenchEgyptian and his whole means a slump at Christie's; forth of his
4399pierced part came the woman of his dreams, blood thicker then water
4400last trade overseas; buyshop of Glintylook, eorl of Hoed; you and I are
4401in him surrented by brwn bldns; Elin's flee polt pelhaps but Hwang
4402Chang evelytime; he one was your of highbigpipey boys but fancy him
4403as smoking fags his at time oflife; Mount of Mish, Mell of Moy; had
4404two cardinal ventures and three capitol sinks; has a peep in his
4405pocketbook and a packetboat in his keep; B.V.H., B.L.G., P.P.M.,
4406T.D.S., V.B.D., T.C.H., L.O.N.; is Breakfates, Lunger, Diener and
4407Souper; as the streets were paved with cold he felt his topperairy; taught
4408himself skating and learned how to fall; distinctly dirty but rather a dear;
4409hoveth chieftains evrywehr, with morder; Ostman Effendi, Serge
4410Paddishaw; baases two mmany, outpriams al' his parisites; first of the
4411fenians, roi des fainéants; his Tiara of scones was held unfillable till one
4412Liam Fail felled him in Westmunster; was struck out of his sittem when
4413he rowed saulely to demask us and to our appauling predicament
4414brought as plagues from Buddapest; put a matchhead on an aspenstalk
4415and set the living a fire; speared the rod and spoiled the lightning;
4416married with cakes and repunked with pleasure; till he was buried
4417howhappy was he and he made the welkins ring with Up Micawber!;
4418god at the top of the staircase, carrion on the mat of straw; the false
4419hood of a spindler web chokes the cavemouth of his unsightliness but
4420the nestlings that liven his leafscreen sing him a lover of arbuties; we
4421strike hands over his bloodied warsheet but we are pledged entirely to
4422his green mantle; our friend vikelegal, our swaran foi; under the four
4423stones by his streams who vanished the wassailbowl at the joy of shells;
4424Mora and Lora had a hill of a high time looking down on his confusion
4425till firm look in readiness, forward spear and the windfoot of curach
4426strewed the lakemist of Lego over the last of his fields; we darkened for
4427you, faulterer, in the year of mourning but we'll fidhil to the
4428dimtwinklers when the streamy morvenlight calls up the sunbeam; his
4429striped pantaloons, his rather strange walk; hereditatis columna erecta,
4430hagion chiton eraphon; nods a nap for the nonce but crows cheerio
4431when they get ecunemical; is a simultaneous equator of elimbinated
4432integras when three upon one is by inspection improper; has the most
4433conical hodpiece of confusianist heronim and that chuchuffuous
4434chinchin of his is like a footsey kungoloo around Taishantyland; he's as
4435globeful as a gasometer of lithium and luridity and he was thrice ten
4436anularyears before he wallowed round Raggiant Circos; the cabalstone
4437at the coping of his cavin is a canine constant but only an amirican
4438could apparoxemete the apeupresiosity of his atlast's alongement;
4439sticklered rights and lefts at Baddersdown in his hunt for the boar trwth
4440but made his end with the modareds that came at him in Camlenstrete; a
4441hunnibal in exhaustive conflict, an otho to return; burning body to aiger
4442air on melting mountain in wooing wave; we go into him sleepy
4443children, we come out of him strucklers for life; he divested to save
4444from the Mrs Drownings their rival queens while Grimshaw, Bragshaw
4445and Renshaw made off with his storen clothes; taxed and rated, licensed
4446and ranted; his threefaced stonehead was found on a whitehorse hill and
4447the print of his costellous feet is seen in the goat's grasscircle; pull the
4448blind, toll the deaf and call dumb, lame and halty; Miraculone,
4449Monstrucceleen; led the upplaws at the Creation and hissed a snake
4450charmer off her stays; hounded become haunter, hunter become fox;
4451harrier, marrier, terrier, tav; Olaph the Oxman, Thorker the Tourable;
4452you feel he is Vespasian yet you think of him as Aurelius; whugamore,
4453tradertory, socianist, commoniser; made a summer assault on our shores
4454and begiddy got his sands full; first he shot down Raglan Road and then
4455he tore up Marlborough Place; Cromlechheight and Crommalhill were
4456his farfamed feetrests when our lurch as lout let free into the Lubar
4457heloved; mareschalled his wardmotes and delimited the main; netted
4458before nibbling, can scarce turn a scale but, grossed after meals, weighs
4459a town in himself; Banba prayed for his conversion, Beurla missed that
4460grand old voice; a Colossus among cabbages, the Melarancitrone of
4461fruits; larger than life, doughtier than death; Gran Turco, orege forment;
4462lachsembulger, leperlean; the sparkle of his genial fancy, the depth of
4463his calm sagacity, the clearness of his spotless honour, the flow of his
4464boundless benevolence; our family furbear, our tribal tarnpike; quary
4465was he invincibled and cur was he burked; partitioned Irskaholm, united
4466Irishmen; he took a svig at his own methyr but she tested a bit gorky
4467and as for the salmon he was coming up in him all life long; comm,
4468eilerdich hecklebury and sawyer thee, warden;silent as the bee in honey,
4469stark as the breath on hauwck, Costello, Kinsella, Mahony, Moran,
4470though you rope Amrique your home ruler is Dan; figure right, he is
4471hoisted by the scurve of his shaggy neck, figure left, he is rationed in
4472isobaric patties among the crew; one asks was he poisoned, one thinks
4473how much did he leave; ex-gardener (Riesengebirger), fitted up with
4474planturous existencies would make Roseoogreedy (mite's) little hose;
4475taut sheets and scuppers awash but the oil silk mack Liebsterpet micks
4476his aquascutum; the enjoyment he took in kay women, the employment
4477he gave to gee men; sponsor to a squad of piercers, ally to a host of
4478rawlies; against lightning, explosion, fire, earthquake, flood, whirlwind,
4479burglary, third party, rot, loss of cash, loss of credit, impact of vehicles;
4480can rant as grave as oxtail soup and chat as gay as a porto flippant; is
4481unhesitent in his unionism and yet a pigotted nationalist; Sylviacola is
4482shy of him, Matrosenhosens nose the joke; shows the sinews of peace in
4483his chest-o-wars; fiefeofhome, ninehundred and thirtunine years of
4484copyhold; is aldays open for polemypolity's sake when he's not suntimes
4485closed for the love of Janus; sucks life's eleaxir from the pettipickles of
4486the Jewess and ruoulls in sulks if any popeling runs down the
4487Huguenots; Boomaport, Walleslee, Ubermeerschall Blowcher and
4488Supercharger, Monsieur Ducrow, Mister Mudson, master gardiner; to
4489one he's just paunch and judex, to another full of beans and brehons;
4490hallucination, cauchman, ectoplasm; passed for baabaa blacksheep till
4491he grew white woo woo woolly; was drummatoysed by Mac Milligan's
4492daughter and put to music by one shoebard; all fitzpatricks in his
4493emirate remember him, the boys of wetford hail him babu; indanified
4494himself with boro tribute and was schenkt publicly to brigstoll; was
4495given the light in drey orchafts and entumuled in threeplexes; his
4496likeness is in Terrecuite and he giveth rest to the rainbowed; lebriety,
4497frothearnity and quality; his reverse makes a virtue of necessity while
4498his obverse mars a mother by invention; beskilk his gunwale and he's
4499the second imperial, untie points, unhook tenters and he's lath and
4500plaster; calls upon Allthing when he fails to appeal to Eachovos;
4501basidens, ardree, kongsemma, rexregulorum; stood into Dee mouth,then
4502backed broadside on Baulacleeva; either eldorado or ultimate thole; a
4503kraal of fou feud fires, a crawl of five pubs; laid out lashings of laveries
4504to hunt down his family ancestors and then pled double trouble or quick
4505quits to hush the buckers up; threw pebblets for luck over one sodden
4506shoulder and dragooned peoplades armed to their teeth; pept as Gaudio
4507Gambrinus, grim as Potter the Grave; ace of arts, deuce of damimonds,
4508trouble of clubs, fear of spates; cumbrum, cumbrum, twiniceynurseys
4509fore a drum but tre to uno tips the scale; reeled the titleroll opposite a
4510brace of girdles in Silver on the Screen but was sequenced from the set
4511as Crookback by the even more titulars, Rick, Dave and Barry; he can
4512get on as early as the twentysecond of Mars but occasionally he doesn't
4513come off before Virgintiquinque Germinal; his Indian name is
4514Hapapoosiesobjibway and his number in arithmosophy is the stars of the
4515plough; took weapon in the province of the pike and let fling his line on
4516Eelwick; moves in vicous cicles yet remews the same; the drain rats
4517bless his offals while the park birds curse his floodlights; Portobello,
4518Equadocta, Therecocta, Percorello; he pours into the softclad shellborn
4519the hard cash earned in Watling Street; his birth proved accidental
4520shows his death its grave mistake; brought us giant ivy from the land of
4521younkers and bewitthered Apostolopolos with the gale of his gall; while
4522satisfied that soft youthful bright matchless girls should bosom into fine
4523silkclad joyous blooming young women is not so pleased that heavy
4524swearsome strongsmelling irregularshaped men should blottout active
4525handsome wellformed frankeyed boys; herald hairyfair, alloaf the
4526wheat; husband your aunt and endow your nepos; hearken but hush it,
4527screen him and see; time is, an archbishopric, time was, a tradesmen's
4528entrance; beckburn brooked with wath, scale scarred by scow; his
4529rainfall is a couple of kneehighs while his meanst grass temperature
4530marked three in the shade; is the meltingpoint of snow and the
4531bubblingplace of alcohol; has a tussle with the trulls and then does
4532himself justice; hinted at in the eschatological chapters of Humphrey's
4533Justesse of the Jaypees and hunted for by Theban recensors who sniff
4534there's something behind the Bug of the Deaf; the king was inhis
4535cornerwall melking mark so murry, the queen was steep in armbour
4536feeling fain and furry, the mayds was midst the hawthorns shoeing up
4537their hose, out pimps the back guards (pomp!) and pump gun they goes;
4538to all his foretellers he reared a stone and for all his comethers he
4539planted a tree; forty acres, sixty miles, white stripe, red stripe, washes
4540his fleet in annacrwatter; whou missed a porter so whot shall he do for
4541he wanted to sit for Pimploco but they've caught him to stand for Sue?;
4542Dutchlord, Dutchlord, overawes us; Headmound, king and martyr,
4543dunstung in the Yeast, Pitre-le-Pore-in Petrin, Barth-the-Grete-by-
4544theExchange; he hestens towards dames troth and wedding hand like the
4545prince of Orange and Nassau while he has trinity left behind him like
4546Bowlbeggar Bill-the-Bustonly; brow of a hazelwood, pool in the dark;
4547changes blowicks into bullocks and a well of Artesia into a bird of
4548Arabia;      the      handwriting       on      his      facewall,      the
4549cryptoconchoidsiphonostomata in his exprussians; his birthspot lies
4550beyond the herospont and his burialplot in the pleasant little field; is the
4551yldist kiosk on the pleninsula and the unguest hostel in Saint
4552Scholarland; walked many hundreds and many score miles of streets
4553and lit thousands in one nightlights in hectares of windows; his great
4554wide cloak lies on fifteen acres and his little white horse decks by
4555dozens our doors; O sorrow the sail and woe the rudder that were set for
4556Mairie Quai!; his suns the huns, his dartars the tartars, are plenty here
4557today; who repulsed from his burst the bombolts of Ostenton and
4558falchioned each flash downsaduck in the deep; apersonal problem, a
4559locative enigma; upright one, vehicule of arcanisation in the field, lying
4560chap, floodsupplier of celiculation through ebblanes; a part of the whole
4561as a port for a whale; Dear Hewitt Castello, Equerry, were daylighted
4562with our outing and are looking backwards to unearly summers, from
4563Rhoda Dundrums; is above the seedfruit level and outside the
4564leguminiferous zone; when older links lock older hearts then he'll
4565resemble she; can be built with glue and clippings, scrawled or voided
4566on a buttress; the night express sings his story, the song of sparrownotes
4567on his stave of wires; he crawls with lice, he swarms with saggarts; is as
4568quiet as amursque but can be as noisy as a sonogog; was Dilmun when
4569his date was palmy and Mudlin when his nut was cracked; suck up the
4570sease, lep laud at ease, one lip on his lap and one cushlin his crease; his
4571porter has a mighty grasp and his baxters the boon of broadwhite; as far
4572as wind dries and rain eats and sun turns and water bounds he is exalted
4573and depressed, assembled and asundered; go away, we are deluded,
4574come back, we are disghosted; bored the Ostrov, leapt the Inferus, swam
4575the Mabbul and flure the Moyle; like fat, like fatlike tallow, of
4576greasefulness, yea of dripping greasefulness; did not say to the old, old,
4577did not say to the scorbutic, scorbutic; he has founded a house, Uru, a
4578house he has founded to which he has assigned its fate; bears a raaven
4579geulant on a fjeld duiv; ruz the halo off his varlet when he appeared to
4580his shecook as Haycock, Emmet, Boaro, Toaro, Osterich, Mangy and
4581Skunk; pressed the beer of aled age out of the nettles of rashness; put a
4582roof on the lodge for Hymn and a coq in his pot pro homo; was dapifer
4583then pancircensor then hortifex magnus; the topes that tippled on him,
4584the types that toppled off him; still starts our hares yet gates our goat;
4585pocketbook packetboat, gapman gunrun; the light of other days, dire
4586dreary darkness; our awful dad, Timour of Tortur; puzzling, startling,
4587shocking, nay, perturbing; went puffing from king's brugh to new
4588customs, doffing the gibbous off him to every breach of all size; with
4589Pa's new heft and Papa's new helve he's Papapa's old cutlass Papapapa
4590left us; when youngheaded oldshouldered and middlishneck aged about;
4591caller herring everydaily, turgid tarpon overnight; see Loryon the
4592comaleon that changed endocrine history by loeven his loaf with forty
4593bannucks; she drove him dafe till he driv her blind up; the pigeons
4594doves be perchin all over him one day on Baslesbridge and the ravens
4595duv be pitchin their dark nets after him the next night behind
4596Koenigstein's Arbour; tronf of the rep, comf of the priv, prosp of the
4597pub; his headwood it's ideal if his feet are bally clay; he crashed in the
4598hollow of the park, trees down, as he soared in the vaguum of the
4599phoenix, stones up; looks like a moultain boultter and sounds like a rude
4600word; the mountain view, some lumin paleround a lamp of succar in
4601boinyn water; three shots a puddy at up blup saddle; made up to Miss
4602MacCormack Ni Lacarthy who made off with Darly Dermod, swank
4603and swarthy; once diamond cut garnet now dammat cuts groany; you
4604might find him at the Florence but watch our for him in Wynn's Hotel;
4605theer's his bow and wheer's his leaker and heer lays his bequiet hearse,
4606deep; Swed Albiony, likeliest villain of the place; Hennery Canterel —
4607Cockran, eggotisters, limitated; we take our tays and frees our fleas
4608round sadurn's mounted foot; built the Lund's kirk and destroyed the
4609church's land; who guesse his title grabs his deeds; fletch and prities,
4610fash and chaps; artful Juke of Wilysly; Hugglebelly's Funniral; Kukkuk
4611Kallikak; heard in camera and excruciated; boon when with benches
4612billeted, bann if buckshotbackshattered; heavengendered, chaosfoedted,
4613earthborn; his father presumptively ploughed it deep on overtime and
4614his mother as all evince must have travailled her fair share; a footprinse
4615on the Megacene, hetman unwhorsed by Searingsand; honorary captain
4616of the extemporised fire brigade, reported to be friendly with the police;
4617the door is still open; the old stock collar is coming back; not forgetting
4618the time you laughed at Elder Charterhouse's duckwhite pants and the
4619way you said the whole township can see his hairy legs; by stealth of a
4620kersse her aulburntress abaft his nape she hung; when his kettle became
4621a hearthsculdus our thorstyites set their lymphyamphyre; his yearletter
4622concocted by masterhands of assays, his hallmark imposed by the
4623standard of wrought plate; a pair of pectorals and a triplescreen to get a
4624wind up; lights his pipe with a rosin tree and hires a towhorse to haul his
4625shoes; cures slavey's scurvy, breaks barons boils; called to sell polosh
4626and was found later in a bedroom; has his seat of justice, his house of
4627mercy, his corn o'copious and his stacks a'rye; prospector, he had a
4628rooksacht, retrospector, he holds the holpenstake; won the freedom of
4629new yoke for the minds of jugoslaves; acts active, peddles in passivism
4630and is a gorgon of selfridgeousness; pours a laughsworth of his
4631illformation over a larmsworth of salt; half heard the single maiden
4632speech La Belle spun to her Grand Mount and wholed a lifetimeby his
4633ain fireside, wondering was it hebrew set to himmeltones or the
4634quicksilversong of qwaternions; his troubles may be over but his
4635doubles have still to come; the lobster pot that crabbed our keel, the
4636garden pet that spoiled our squeezed peas; he stands in a lovely park,
4637sea is not far, importunate towns of X, Y and Z are easily over reached;
4638is an excrescence to civilised humanity and but a wart on Europe;
4639wanamade singsigns to soundsense an yit he wanna git all his flesch
4640nuemaid motts truly prural and plusible; has excisively large rings and
4641is uncustomarily perfumed; lusteth ath he listeth the cleah whithpeh of a
4642themise; is a prince of the fingallian in a hiberniad of hoolies; has a
4643hodge to wherry him and a frenchy to curry him and a brabanson for his
4644beeter and a fritz at his switch; was waylaid of a parker and beschotten
4645by a buckeley; kicks lintils when he's cuppy and casts Jacob's arroroots,
4646dime after dime, to poor waifstrays on the perish; reads the charms of H.
4647C. Endersen all the weaks of his evenin and the crimes of Ivaun the
4648Taurrible every strongday morn; soaps you soft to your face and slaps
4649himself when he's badend; owns the bulgiest bungbarrel that ever was
4650tiptapped in the privace of the Mullingar Inn; was born with a nuasilver
4651tongue in his mouth and went round the coast of Iron with his lift hand
4652to the scene; raised but two fingers and yet smelt it would day; for
4653whom it is easier to found a see in Ebblannah than for I or you to find a
4654dubbeltye in Dampsterdamp; to live with whom is a lifemayor and to
4655know whom a liberal education; was dipped in Hoily Olives and
4656chrysmed in Scent Otooles; hears cricket on the earth but annoys the life
4657out of predikants; still turns the durc's ear of Darius to the now
4658thoroughly infurioted one of God; made Man with juts that jerk and
4659minted money mong maney; likes a six acup pudding when he's come
4660whome sweetwhome; has come through all the eras of livsadventure
4661from moonshine and shampaying down to clouts and pottled porter;
4662woollem the farsed, hahnreich the althe, charge the sackend, writchad
4663the thord; if a mandrake shricked to convultures at last surviving his
4664birth the weibduck will wail bitternly over the rotter's resurrection; loses
4665weight in the moon night but gird girder by the sundawn; with one
4666touchof nature set a veiled world agrin and went within a sheet of
4667tissuepaper of the option of three gaols; who could see at one blick a
4668saumon taken with a lance, hunters pursuing a doe, a swallowship in full
4669sail, a whyterobe lifting a host; faced flappery like old King Cnut and
4670turned his back like Cincinnatus; is a farfar and morefar and a hoar
4671father Nakedbucker in villas old as new; squats aquart and cracks
4672aquaint when it's flaggin in town and on haven; blows whiskery around
4673his summit but stehts stout upon his footles; stutters fore he falls and
4674goes mad entirely when he's waked; is Timb to the pearly mom and
4675Tomb to the mourning night; and an he had the best bunbaked bricks in
4676bould Babylon for his pitching plays he'd be lost for the want of his wan
4677wubblin wall?
4678
4679    Answer: Finn MacCool!
4680
4681    2. Does your mutter know your mike?
4682
4683    Answer: When I turn meoptics, from suchurban prospects, 'tis my
4684filial's bosom, doth behold with pride, that pontificator, and
4685circumvallator, with his dam night garrulous, slipt by his side. Ann
4686alive, the lisp of her, 'twould grig mountains whisper her, and the bergs
4687of Iceland melt in waves of fire, and her spoonme-spondees, and her
4688dirckle-me-ondenees, make the Rageous Ossean, kneel and quaff a lyre!
4689If Dann's dane, Ann's dirty, if he's plane she's purty, if he's fane, she's
4690flirty, with her auburnt streams, and her coy cajoleries, and her dabblin
4691drolleries, for to rouse his rudderup, or to drench his dreams. If hot
4692Hammurabi, or cowld Clesiastes, could espy her pranklings, they'd burst
4693bounds agin, and renounce their ruings, and denounce their doings, for
4694river and iver, and a night. Amin!
4695
4696    3. Which title is the true-to-type motto-in-lieu for that Tick for Teac
4697thatchment painted witt wheth one darkness, where asnake is under
4698clover and birds aprowl are in the rookeries and a magda went to
4699monkishouse and a riverpaard was spotted, which is not Whichcroft
4700Whorort not Ousterholm Dreyschluss not Haraldsby, grocer, not
4701Vatandcan, vintner, not Houseboat and Hive not Knox-atta-Belle not
4702O'Faynix Coalprince not Wohn Squarr Roomyeck not Ebblawn Downes
4703not Le DecerLe Mieux not Benjamin's Lea not Tholomew's
4704Whaddingtun gnot Antwarp gnat Musca not Corry's not Weir's not the
4705Arch not The Smug not The Dotch House not The Uval nothing Grand
4706nothing Splendid (Grahot or Spletel) nayther Erat Est Erit noor Non
4707michi sed luciphro?
4708
4709    Answer: Thine obesity, O civilian, hits the felicitude of our orb!
4710
4711    4. What Irish capitol city (a dea o dea!) of two syllables and six
4712letters, with a deltic origin and a nuinous end, (ah dust oh dust!) can
4713boost of having a) the most extensive public park in the world, b) the
4714most expensive brewing industry in the world, c) the most expansive
4715peopling thoroughfare in the world, d) the most phillohippuc
4716theobibbous paùpulation in the word: and harmonise your abecedeed
4717responses?
4718
4719    Answer: a) Delfas. And when ye'll hear the gould hommers of my
4720heart, my floxy loss, bingbanging again the ribs of yer resistance and the
4721tenderbolts of my rivets working to your destraction ye'll be sheverin wi'
4722all yer dinful sobs when we'll go riding acope-acurly, you with yer
4723orange garland and me with my conny cordial, down the greaseways of
4724rollicking into the waters of wetted life. b) Dorhqk. And sure where can
4725you have such good old chimes anywhere, and leave you, as on the
4726Mash and how'tis I would be engaging you with my plovery soft accents
4727and descanting upover the scene beunder me of your loose vines in their
4728hairafall with them two loving loofs braceleting the slims of your ankles
4729and your mouth's flower rose and sinking ofter the soapstone of silvry
4730speech. c) Nublid. Isha, why wouldn't we be happy, avourneen, on the
4731mills' money he'll soon be leaving you as soon as I've my own owned
4732brooklined Georgian mansion's lawn to recruit upon by Doctor Cheek's
4733special orders and my copper's panful of soybeans and Irish in my east
4734hand and a James's Gate in my west, after all the errears and erroriboose
4735of combarative embottled history, and your goodself churning over the
4736newleaved butter (more power to you), the choicest and the cheapest
4737from Atlanta to Oconee, while I'll be drowsing in the gaarden. d)
4738Dalway. I hooked mythoroughgoing trotty the first down Spanish Place,
4739Mayo I make, Tuam I take, Sligo's sleek but Galway's grace. Holy eel
4740and Sainted Salmon, chucking chub and ducking dace, Rodiron's not
4741your aequal! says she, leppin half the lane. abcd) A bell a bell on
4742Shalldoll Steepbell, ond be'll go massplon pristmoss speople, Shand
4743praise gon ness our fayst moan neople, our prame Shandeepen, pay
4744name muy feepence, moy nay non Aequallllllll!
4745
4746    5. Whad slags of a loughladd would retten smuttyflesks, emptout
4747old mans, melk vitious geit, scareoff jackinjills fra tiddle anding,
4748smoothpick waste papish pastures, insides man outsiders angell, sprink
4749dirted water around village, newses, tobaggon and sweeds, plain general
4750kept, louden on the kirkpeal, foottreats given to malafides, outshriek
4751hyelp hyelf nor his hair efter buggelawrs, might underhold three barnets,
4752putzpolish crotty bottes, nightcoover all fireglims, serve's time till baass,
4753grindstone his kniveses, fullest boarded, lewd man of the method of
4754godliness, perchance he nieows and thans sits in the spoorwaggen,
4755X.W.C.A. on Z.W.C.U., Doorsteps, Limited, or Baywindaws Bros
4756swobber preferred. Walther Clausetter's and Sons with the H. E.
4757Chimneys' Company to not skreve, will, on advices, be bacon or stable
4758hand, must begripe fullstandingly irers' langurge, jublander or
4759northquain bigger prefurred, all duties, kine rights, family fewd, outings
4760fived, may get earnst, no get combitsch, profusional drinklords to please
4761obstain, he is fatherlow soundigged inmoodmined pershoon but
4762aleconnerman, nay, that must he isn't?
4763
4764    Answer: Pore ole Joe!
4765
4766    6. What means the saloon slogan Summon In The Housesweep
4767Dinah?
4768
4769    Answer: Tok. Galory bit of the sales of Cloth nowand I have to
4770beeswax the bringing in all the claub of the porks to us how I thawght I
4771knew his stain on the flower if me ask and can could speak and he called
4772by me midden name Tik. I am your honey honeysugger phwhtphwht tha
4773Bay and who bruk the dandleass and who seen the blackcullen jam for
4774Tomorrha's big pickneck I hope it'll pour prais the Climate of all Ireland
4775I heard thegrackles and I skimming the crock on all your sangwidges
4776fippence per leg per drake. Tuk. And who eight the last of the
4777goosebellies that was mowlding from measlest years and who leff that
4778there and who put that here and who let the kilkenny stale the chump.
4779Tek. And whowasit youwasit propped the pot in the yard and whatinthe
4780nameofsen lukeareyou rubbinthe sideofthe flureofthe lobbywith. Shite!
4781will you have a plateful? Tak.
4782    7. Who are those component partners of our societate, the doorboy,
4783the cleaner, the sojer, the crook, the squeezer, the lounger, the curman,
4784the tourabout, the mussroomsniffer, the bleakablue tramp, the
4785funpowtherplother, the christymansboxer, from their prés salés and
4786Donnybrook prater and Roebuck's campos and the Ager Arountown and
4787Crumglen's grassy but Kimmage's champ and Ashtown fields and Cabra
4788fields and Finglas fields and Santry fields and the feels of Raheny and
4789their fails and Baldoygle to them who are latecomers all the year's round
4790by anticipation, are the porters of the passions in virtue of
4791retroratiocination, and, contributting their conflingent controversies of
4792differentiation, unify their voxes in a vote of vaticination, who crunch
4793the crusts of comfort due to depredation, drain the mead for misery to
4794incur intoxication, condone every evil by practical justification and
4795condam any good to its own gratification, who are ruled, roped, duped
4796and driven by those numen daimons, the feekeepers at their laws,
4797nightly consternation, fortnightly fornication, monthly miserecordation
4798and omniannual recreation, doyles when they deliberate but sullivans
4799when they are swordsed, Matey, Teddy, Simon, Jorn, Pedher, Andy,
4800Barty, Philly, Jamesy Mor and Tom, Matt and Jakes Mac Carty?
4801
4802    Answer: The Morphios!
4803
4804    8. And how war yore maggies?
4805
4806    Answer: They war loving, they love laughing, they laugh weeping,
4807they weep smelling, they smell smiling, they smile hating, they hate
4808thinking, they think feeling, they feel tempting, they tempt daring, they
4809dare waiting, they wait taking, they take thanking, they thank seeking,
4810as born for lorn in lore of love to live and wive by wile and rile by rule
4811of ruse 'reathed rose andhose hol'd home, yeth cometh elope year, coach
4812and four, Sweet Peck-at-my-Heart picks one man more.
4813
4814    9. Now, to be on anew and basking again in the panaroma of all
4815flores of speech, if a human being duly fatigued by his dayety in the
4816sooty, having plenxty off time on his gouty hands and vacants of space
4817at his sleepish feet and as hapless behind the dreams of accuracy as any
4818camelot prince of dinmurk, were at this auctual futule preteriting
4819unstant, in the states of suspensive exanimation, accorded, throughout
4820the eye of a noodle, with an earsighted view of old hopeinhaven with all
4821the ingredient and egregiunt whights and ways to which in the curse of
4822his persistence the course of his tory will had been having recourses, the
4823reverberration of knotcracking awes, the reconjungation of nodebinding
4824ayes, the redissolusingness of mindmouldered ease and the thereby hang
4825of the Hoel of it, could such a none, whiles even led comesilencers to
4826comeliewithhers and till intempestuous Nox should catch the gallicry
4827and spot lucan's dawn, byhold at ones what is main and why tis twain,
4828how one once meet melts in tother wants poignings, the sap rising, the
4829foles falling, the nimb now nihilant round the girlyhead so becoming,
4830the wrestless in the womb, all the rivals to allsea, shakeagain, O
4831disaster! shakealose, Ah how starring! but Heng's got a bit of Horsa's
4832nose and Jeff's got the signs of Ham round his mouth and the beau that
4833spun beautiful pales as it palls, what roserude and oragious grows gelb
4834and greem, blue out the ind of it! Violet's dyed! then what would that
4835fargazer seem to seemself to seem seeming of, dimm it all?
4836
4837    Answer: A collideorscape!
4838
4839    10. What bitter's love but yurning, what' sour lovemutch but a bref
4840burning till shee that drawes dothe smoake retourne?
4841
4842    Answer: I know, pepette, of course, dear, but listen, precious!
4843Thanks, pette, those are lovely, pitounette, delicious! But mind the
4844wind, sweet! What exquisite hands you have, you angiol, if you didn't
4845gnaw your nails, isn't it a wonder you're not achamed of me, you pig,
4846you perfect little pigaleen! I'll nudge you in a minute! I bet you use her
4847best Perisian smear off her vanity tableto make them look so rosetop
4848glowstop nostop. I know her. Slight me, would she? For every got I
4849care! Three creamings a day, the first during her shower and wipe off
4850with tissue. Then after cleanup and of course before retiring. Beme
4851shawl, when I think of that espos of a Clancarbry, the foodbrawler, of
4852the sociationist party with hiss blackleaded chest, hello, Prendregast!
4853that you, Innkipper, and all his fourteen other fullback maulers or
4854hurling stars or whatever the dagos they are, baiting at my Lord
4855Ornery's, just becups they won the egg and spoon there so ovally
4856provencial at Balldole. My Eilish assent he seed makes his admiracion.
4857He is seeking an opening and means to be first with me as his belle
4858alliance. Andoo musnoo play zeloso! Soso do todas. Such is Spanish.
4859Stoop alittle closer, fealse! Delightsome simply! Like Jolio and
4860Romeune. I haven't fell so turkish for ages and ages! Mine's me of
4861squisious, the chocolate with a soul. Extraordinary! Why, what are they
4862all, the mucky lot of them only? Sht! I wouldn't pay three hairpins for
4863them. Peppt! That's rights, hold it steady! Leg me pull. Pu! Come big to
4864Iran. Poo! What are you nudging for? No, I just thought you were.
4865Listen, loviest! Of course it was too kind of you, miser, to remember my
4866sighs in shockings, my often expressed wish when you were wandering
4867about my trousseaurs and before I forget it don't forget, in your
4868extensions to my personality, when knotting my remembrancetie,
4869shoeweek will be trotting back with red heels at the end of the moon but
4870look what the fool bought cabbage head and, as I shall answer to
4871gracious heaven, I'll always in always remind of snappy new girters, me
4872being always the one for charms with my very best in proud and gloving
4873even if he was to be vermillion miles my youth to live on, the rubberend
4874Mr Polkingtone, the quonian fleshmonger who Mother Browne solicited
4875me for unlawful converse with, with her mug of October (a pots on it!),
4876creaking around on his old shanksaxle like a crosty old cornquake.
4877Airman, waterwag, terrier, blazer! I'm fine, thanks ever! Ha! O mind
4878you poo tickly. Sall I puhim in momou. Mummum. Funny spot to have
4879a fingey! I'm terribly sorry, I swear to you I am! May you never see me
4880in mybirthday pelts seenso tutu and that her blanches mainges may rot
4881leprous off her whatever winking maggis I'll bet by your cut you go
4882fleurting after with all the glass on her and the jumps in her
4883stomewhere! Haha! I suspected she was! Sink her! May they fire her for
4884a barren ewe! So she says: Tay for thee? Well, I saith: Angst so mush:
4885and desired she might not take it amiss if I esteemed her but an odd. If I
4886did ate toughturf I'm not a mishymissy. Of course I know, pettest, you're
4887so learningful and considerate in yourself, so friend of vegetables, you
4888long cold cat you! Please by acquiester to meek my acquointance!
4889Codling, snakelet, iciclist! My diaper has more life to it! Who drowned
4890you in drears, man, or are you pillale with ink? Did a weep get past the
4891gates of your pride? My tread on the clover, sweetness? Yes, the
4892buttercups told me, hug me, damn it all, and I'll kiss you back to life, my
4893peachest. I mean to make you suffer, meddlar, and I don't care this fig
4894for contempt of courting. That I chid you, sweet sir? You know I'm
4895tender by my eye. Can't you read by dazzling ones through me true?
4896Bite my laughters, drink my tears. Pore into me, volumes, spell me stark
4897and spill me swooning. I just don't care what my thwarters think.
4898Transname me loveliness, now and here me for all times! I'd risk a
4899policeman passing by, Magrath or even that beggar of a boots at the
4900Post. The flame? O, pardone! That was what? Ah, did you speak,
4901stuffstuff? More poestries from Chickspeer's with gleechoreal music or
4902a jaculation from the garden of the soul. Of I be leib in the immoralities?
4903O, you mean the strangle for love and the sowiveall of the prettiest?
4904Yep, we open hap coseries in the home. And once upon a week I
4905improve on myself I'm so keen on that New Free Woman with novel
4906inside. I'm always as tickled as can be over Man in a Surplus by the
4907Lady who Pays the Rates. But I'm as pie as is possible. Let's root out
4908Brimstoker and give him the thrall of our lives. It's Dracula's nightout.
4909For creepsake don't make a flush! Draw the shades, curfe you, and I'll
4910beat any sonnamonk to love. Holy bug, how my highness would jump to
4911make you flame your halve a bannan in two when I'd run my burning
4912torchlight through (to adoreme there and then cease to be? Whatever
4913for, blossoms?) Your hairmejig if you had one. If I am laughing with
4914you? No, lovingest, I'm not so dying to take my rise out of you, adored.
4915Not in the very least. True as God made my Mamaw hiplength modesty
4916coatmawther! It's only because the rison is I'm only any girl, you lovely
4917fellow of my dreams, and because old somebooby is not a roundabout,
4918my trysting of the tulipies, like that puff pape bucking Daveran assoiling
4919us behinds. What a nerve! He thinks that's what the vesprey's for. How
4920vain's that hope in cleric's heart Who still pursues th'adult' rous art,
4921Cocksure that rusty gown of his Will make fair Sue forget his phiz!
4922Tame Schwipps. Blessed Marguerite bosses, I hope they threw away the
4923mould or else we'll have Ballshossers and Sourdamapplers with their
4924medical assassiations all over the place. But hold hard till I've got my
4925latchkey vote and I'll teach him when to wear what woman callours. On
4926account of the gloss of the gleison Hasaboobrawbees isabeaubel. And
4927because, you pluckless lankaloot, I hate the very thought of the thought
4928of you and because, dearling, of course, adorest, I was always meant for
4929an engindear from the French college, to be musband, nomme d'engien,
4930when we do and contract with encho tencho solver when you are
4931married to reading and writing which pleasebusiness now won't be long
4932for he's so loopy on me and I'm so leapy like since the day he carried me
4933from the boat, my saviored of eroes, to the beach and I left on his
4934shoulder one fair hair to guide hand and mind to its softness. Ever so
4935sorry! I beg your pardon, I was listening to every treasuried word I said
4936fell from my dear mot's tongue otherwise how could I see what you
4937were thinking of our granny? Only I wondered if I threw out my
4938shaving water. Anyway, here's my arm, pulletneck. Gracefully yours.
4939Move your mouth towards minth, more, preciousest, more on more! To
4940please me, treasure. Don't be a, I'm not going to! Sh! nothing! A cricri
4941somewhere! Buybuy! I'm fly! Hear, pippy, under the limes. You know
4942bigtree are all against gravstone. They hisshistenency. Garnd ond mand!
4943So chip chirp chirrup, cigolo, for the lug of Migo! The little passdoor, I
4944go you before, so, and you'reat my apron stage. Shy is him, dovey?
4945Musforget there's an audience. I have been lost, angel. Cuddle, ye divil
4946ye! It's our toot-a-toot. Hearhere! Sensation! Let them, their whole four
4947courtships! Let them, Bigbawl and his boosers' eleven makes twelve
4948territorials. The Old Sot's Hole that wants wide streets to commission
4949their noisense in, at the Mitchells v. Nicholls. Aves Selvae Acquae
4950Valles! And my waiting twenty classbirds, sitting on their stiles! Let me
4951finger their eurhythmytic. And you'll see if I'm selfthought. They're all
4952of them out to please. Wait! In the name of. And all the holly. And some
4953the mistle and it Saint Yves. Hoost! Ahem! There's Ada, Bett, Celia,
4954Delia, Ena, Fretta, Gilda, Hilda, Ita, Jess, Katty, Lou, (they make me
4955cough as sure as I read them) Mina, Nippa, Opsy, Poll, Queeniee, Ruth,
4956Saucy, Trix, Una, Vela, Wanda, Xenia, Yva, Zulma, Phoebe, Thelma.
4957And Mee! The reformatory boys is goaling in for the church so we've all
4958comefeast like the groupsuppers and caught lipsolution from Anty
4959Pravidance under penancies for myrtle sins. When their bride was
4960married all my belles began ti ting. A ring a ring a rosaring! Then
4961everyone will hear of it. Whoses wishes is the farther to my thoughts.
4962But I'll plant them a poser for their nomanclatter. When they're out with
4963the daynurse doing Chaperon Mall. Bright pigeons all over the whirrld
4964will fly with my mistletoe message round their loveribboned necks and
4965a crumb of my cake for each chasta dieva. We keeps all and sundry
4966papers. In th' amourlight, O my darling! No, I swear to you by
4967Fibsburrow churchdome and Sainte Andrée's Undershift, by all I hold
4968secret from my world and in my underworld of nighties and naughties
4969and all the other wonderwearlds! Close your, notmust look! Now open,
4970pet, your lips, pepette, like I used my sweet parted lipsabuss with Dan
4971Holohan of facetious memory taught me after the flannel dance, with
4972the proof of love, up Smock Alley the first night he smelled pouder and
4973I coloured beneath my fan, pipetta mia, when you learned me the linguo
4974to melt. Whowham would have ears like ours, the blackhaired! Do you
4975like that, silenzioso? Are you enjoying, this same little me, my life, my
4976love? Why do you like mywhisping? Is it not divinely deluscious? But
4977in't it bafforyou? Misi misi! Tell me till my thrillme comes! I will not
4978break the seal. I am enjoying it still, I swear I am! Why do you prefer its
4979in these dark nets, if why may ask, my sweetykins? Sh sh! Longears is
4980flying. No, sweetissest, why would that ennoy me? But don't! You want
4981to be slap well slapped for that. Your delighted lips, love, be careful!
4982Mind my duvetyne dress above all! It's golded silvy, the newest
4983sextones with princess effect. For Rutland blue's got out of passion. So,
4984so, my precious! O, I can see the cost, chare! Don't tell me! Why, the
4985boy in sheeps' lane knows that. If I sell whose, dears? Was I sold here'
4986tears? You mean those conversation lozenges? How awful! The bold
4987shame of me! I wouldn't, chickens, not for all the juliettes in the twinkly
4988way! I could snap them when I see them winking at me in bed. I didn't
4989did so, my intended, or was going to or thinking of. Shshsh! Don't start
4990like that, you wretch! I thought ye knew all and more, ye aucthor, to
4991explique to ones the significat of their exsystems with your nieu nivulon
4992lead. It's only another queer fish or other in Brinbrou's damned old
4993trouchorous river again, Gothewishegoths bless us and spare her! And
4994gibos rest from the bosso! Excuse me for swearing, love, I swear to the
4995sorrasims on their trons of Uian I didn't mean to by this alpin armlet!
4996Did you really never in all our cantalang lives speak clothse to a girl's
4997before? No! Not even to the charmermaid? How marfellows! Of course
4998I believe you, my own dear doting liest, when you tell me. As I'd live to,
4999O, I'd love to! Liss, liss! I muss whiss! Never that ever or I can
5000remember dearstreaming faces, you may go through me! Never in all
5001my whole white life of my matchless and pair. Or ever for bitter be the
5002frucht of this hour! With my whiteness I thee woo and bind my silk
5003breasths I thee bound! Always, Amory, amor andmore! Till always,
5004thou lovest! Shshshsh! So long as the lucksmith. Laughs!
5005
5006    11. If you met on the binge a poor acheseyeld from Ailing, when the
5007tune of his tremble shook shimmy on shin, while his countrary raged in
5008the weak of his wailing, like a rugilant pugilant Lyon O'Lynn; if he
5009maundered in misliness, plaining hisplight or, played fox and lice,
5010pricking and dropping hips teeth, or wringing his handcuffs for peace,
5011the blind blighter, praying Dieuf and Domb Nostrums foh thomethinks
5012to eath; if he weapt while he leapt and guffalled quith a quhimper, made
5013cold blood a blue mundy and no bones without flech, taking kiss, kake
5014or kick with a suck, sigh or simper, a diffle to larn and a dibble to lech;
5015if the fain shinner pegged you to shave his immartial, wee skillmustered
5016shoul with his ooh, hoodoodoo! broking wind that to wiles, woemaid sin
5017he was partial, we don't think, Jones, we'd care to this evening, would
5018you?
5019
5020    Answer: No, blank ye! So you think I have impulsivism? Did they
5021tell you I am one of the fortysixths? And I suppose you heard I had a
5022wag on my ears? And I suppose they told you too that my roll of life is
5023not natural? But before proceeding to conclusively confute this begging
5024question it would be far fitter for you, if you dare! to hasitate to consult
5025with and consequentially attempt at my disposale of the same dime-cash
5026problem elsewhere naturalistically of course, from the blinkpoint of so
5027eminent a spatialist. From it you will here notice, Schott, upon my for
5028the first remarking you that the sophology of Bitchson while driven as
5029under by a purely dime-dime urge is not without his cashcash
5030characktericksticks, borrowed for its nonce ends from the fiery
5031goodmother Miss Fortune (who the lost time we had the pleasure we
5032have had our little recherché brush with, what, Schott?) and as I further
5033could have told you as brisk as your D.B.C. behaviouristically pailleté
5034with a coat of homoid icing which is in reality only a done by chance
5035ridiculisation of the whoo-whoo and where's hairs theorics of Winestain.
5036To put it all the more plumbsily. The speechform is a mere sorrogate.
5037Whilst the quality and tality (I shall explex what you ought to mean by
5038this with its proper when and where and why and how in the subsequent
5039sentence) are alternativomentally harrogate and arrogate, as the gates
5040may be.
5041
5042    Talis is a word often abused by many passims (I am working out a
5043quantum theory about it for it is really most tantumising state of affairs).
5044A pessim may frequent you to say: Have you beenseeing much of Talis
5045and Talis those times? optimately meaning: Will you put up at hree of
5046irish? Or a ladyeater may perhaps have casualised as you temptoed her à
5047la sourdine: Of your plates? Is Talis de Talis, the swordswallower, who
5048is on at the Craterium the same Talis von Talis, the penscrusher, no funk
5049you! who runs his duly mile? Or this is a perhaps cleaner example. At a
5050recent postvortex piece infustigation of a determinised case of chronic
5051spinosis an extension lecturer on The Ague who out of matter of form
5052was trying his seesers, Dr's Het Ubeleeft, borrowed the question: Why's
5053which Suchman's talis qualis? to whom, as a fatter of macht, Dr
5054Gedankje of Stoutgirth, who was wiping his whistle, toarsely retoarted:
5055While thou beast' one zoom of a whorl! (Talis and Talis originally mean
5056the same thing, hit it's: Qualis.)
5057
5058    Professor Loewy-Brueller (though as I shall promptly prove his
5059whole account of the Sennacherib as distinct from the Shalmanesir
5060sanitational reforms and of the Mr Skekels and Dr Hydes problem in the
5061same connection differs toto coelo from the fruit of my own
5062investigations — though the reason I went to Jericho must remain for
5063certain reasons a political secret — especially as I shall shortly be
5064wanted in Cavantry, I congratulate myself, for the same and other
5065reasons — as being again hopelessly vitiated by what I have now
5066resolved to call the dime and cash diamond fallacy) in his talked off
5067confession which recently met with such a leonine uproar on its escape
5068after its confinement Why am I not born like a Gentileman and why am I
5069now so speakable about my own eatables (Feigenbaumblatt and Father,
5070Judapest, 5688, A.M.) whole-heartedly takes off his gabbercoat and
5071wig, honest draughty fellow, in his public interest, to make us see how
5072though, as he says: 'by Allswill' the inception and the descent and the
5073endswell of Man is temporarily wrapped in obscenity, looking through
5074at these accidents with the faroscope of television, (this nightlife
5075instrument needs still some subtractional betterment in the readjustment
5076of the more refrangible angles to the squeals of his hypothesis on the
5077outer tin sides), I can easily believe heartily in my own most spacious
5078immensityas my ownhouse and microbemost cosm when I am reassured
5079by ratio that the cube of my volumes is to the surfaces of their subjects
5080as the sphericity of these globes (I am very pressing for a parliamentary
5081motion this term which, under my guidance, would establish the
5082deleteriousness of decorousness in the morbidisation of the modern
5083mandaboutwoman type) is to the feracity of Fairynelly's vacuum. I need
5084not anthrapologise for any obintentional (I must here correct all that
5085school of neoitalian or paleoparisien schola of tinkers and spanglers
5086who say I'm wrong parcequeue out of revolscian from romanitis I want
5087to be) downtrodding on my foes. Professor Levi-Brullo, F.D. of
5088SexeWeiman-Eitelnaky finds, from experiments made by hinn with his
5089Nuremberg eggs in the one hands and the watches cunldron apan the
5090oven, though it is astensably a case of Ket's rebollions cooling the Popes
5091back, because the number of squeer faiths in weekly circulation will not
5092be appreciably augmented by the notherslogging of my cupolar clods.
5093What the romantic in rags pines after like all tomtompions haunting
5094crevices for a deadbeat escupement and what het importunes our Mitleid
5095for in accornish with the Mortadarthella taradition is the poorest
5096commononguardiant waste of time. His everpresent toes are always in
5097retaliessian out throuth his overpast boots. Hear him squak! Teek heet to
5098that looswallawer how he bolo the bat! Tyro a toray! When Mullocky
5099won the couple of colds, when we were stripping in number three, I
5100would like the neat drop that would malt in my mouth but I fail to see
5101when (I am purposely refraining from expounding the obvious fallacy as
5102to the specific gravitates of the two deglutables implied nor to the lapses
5103lequou asousiated with the royal gorge through students of mixed
5104hydrostatics and pneumodipsics will after some difficulties grapple
5105away with my meinungs). Myrrdin aloer! as old Marsellas Cambriannus
5106puts his. But, on Professor Llewellys ap Bryllars, F.D., Ph. Dr's
5107showings, the plea, if he pleads, is all posh and robbage on a
5108melodeontic scale since his man's when is no otherman's quandour
5109(Mine, dank you?) while, for aught I care for the contrary, the all is
5110where in love as war andthe plane where me arts soar you'd aisy rouse a
5111thunder from and where I cling true'tis there I climb tree and where
5112Innocent looks best (pick!) there's holly in his ives.
5113
5114    As my explanations here are probably above your understandings,
5115lattlebrattons, though as augmentatively uncomparisoned as Cadwan,
5116Cadwallon and Cadwalloner, I shall revert to a more expletive method
5117which I frequently use when I have to sermo with muddlecrass pupils.
5118Imagine for my purpose that you are a squad of urchins, snifflynosed,
5119goslingnecked, clothyheaded, tangled in your lacings, tingled in your
5120pants, etsitaraw etcicero. And you, Bruno Nowlan, take your tongue out
5121of your inkpot! As none of you knows javanese I will give all my
5122easyfree translation of the old fabulist's parable. Allaboy Minor, take
5123your head out of your satchel! Audi, Joe Peters! Exaudi facts!
5124
5125    The Mookse and The Gripes.
5126
5127    Gentes and laitymen, fullstoppers and semicolonials, hybreds and
5128lubberds!
5129
5130    Eins within a space and a wearywide space it wast ere wohned a
5131Mookse. The onesomeness wast alltolonely, archunsitslike, broady oval,
5132and a Mookse he would a walking go (My hood! cries Antony Romeo),
5133so one grandsumer evening, after a great morning and his good supper
5134of gammon and spittish, having flabelled his eyes, pilleoled his nostrils,
5135vacticanated his ears and palliumed his throats, he put on his
5136impermeable, seized his impugnable, harped on his crown and stepped
5137out of his immobile De Rure Albo (socolled becauld it was chalkfull of
5138masterplasters and had borgeously letout gardens strown with cascadas,
5139pintacostecas, horthoducts and currycombs) and set off from Ludstown
5140a spasso to see how badness was badness in the weirdest of all pensible
5141ways.
5142
5143    As he set off with his father's sword, his lancia spezzata, he was
5144girded on, and with that between his legs and his tarkeels, our once in
5145only Bragspear, he clanked, to my clinking, from veetoes to threetop,
5146every inch of an immortal.
5147
5148    He had not walked over a pentiadpair of parsecs from his azylium
5149when at the turning of the Shinshone Lanteran nearSaint Bowery's-
5150without-his-Walls he came (secunding to the one one oneth of the
5151propecies, Amnis Limina Permanent) upon the most unconsciously
5152boggylooking stream he ever locked his eyes with. Out of the colliens it
5153took a rise by daubing itself Ninon. It looked little and it smelt of brown
5154and it thought in narrows and it talked showshallow. And as it rinn it
5155dribbled like any lively purliteasy: My, my, my! Me and me! Little down
5156dream don't I love thee!
5157
5158    And, I declare, what was there on the yonder bank of the stream that
5159would be a river, parched on a limb of the olum, bolt downright, but the
5160Gripes? And no doubt he was fit to be dried for why had he not been
5161having the juice of his times?
5162
5163    His pips had been neatly all drowned on him; his polps were
5164charging odours every older minute; he was quickly for getting the
5165dresser's desdaign on the flyleaf of his frons; and he was quietly for
5166giving the bailiff's distrain on to the bulkside of his cul de Pompe. In all
5167his specious heavings, as be lived by Optimus Maximus, the Mookse
5168had never seen his Dubville brooderon-low so nigh to a pickle.
5169
5170    Adrian (that was the Mookse now's assumptinome) stuccstill phiz-á-
5171phiz to the Gripes in an accessit of aurignacian. But Allmookse must to
5172Moodend much as Allrouts, austereways or wastersways, in roaming
5173run through Room. Hic sor a stone, singularly illud, and on hoc stone
5174Seter satt huc sate which it filled quite poposterously and by
5175acclammitation to its fullest justotoryum and whereopum with his
5176unfallable encyclicling upom his alloilable, diupetriark of the wouest,
5177and the athemystsprinkled pederect he always walked with, Deusdedit,
5178cheek by jowel with his frisherman's blague, Bellua Triumphanes, his
5179everyway addedto wallat's collectium, for yea longer he lieved yea
5180broader he betaught of it, the fetter, the summe and the haul it cost, he
5181looked the first and last micahlike laicness of Quartus the Fifth and
5182Quintus the Sixth and Sixtus the Seventh giving allnight sitting to Lio
5183the Faultyfindth.
5184
5185    — Good appetite us, sir Mookse! How do you do it? cheeped the
5186Gripes in a wherry whiggy maudelenian woice and the jack asses all
5187within bawl laughed and brayed for his intentions for they knew their
5188sly toad lowry now. I am rarumominum blessed to see you, my dear
5189mouster. Will you not perhopes tell me everything if you are pleased,
5190sanity? All about aulne and lithial and allsall allinall about awn and
5191liseias? Ney?
5192
5193    Think of it! O miserendissimest retempter! A Gripes!
5194    — Rats! bullowed the Mookse most telesphorously, the
5195concionator, and the sissymusses and the zozzymusses in their
5196robenhauses quailed to hear his tardeynois at all for you cannot wake a
5197silken nouse out of a hoarse oar. Blast yourself and your anathomy
5198infairioriboos! No, hang you for an animal rurale! I am superbly in my
5199supremest poncif! Abase you, baldyqueens! Gather behind me, satraps!
5200Rots!
5201
5202    — I am till infinity obliged with you, bowed the Gripes, his whine
5203having gone to his palpruy head. I am still always having a wish on all
5204my extremities. By the watch, what is the time, pace?
5205
5206    Figure it! The pining peever! To a Mookse!
5207
5208    — Ask my index, mund my achilles, swell my obolum, woshup my
5209nase serene, answered the Mookse, rapidly by turning clement, urban,
5210eugenious and celestian in the formose of good grogory humours. Quote
5211awhore? That is quite about what I came on my missions with my
5212intentions laudibiliter to settle with you, barbarousse. Let thor be orlog.
5213Let Pauline be Irene. Let you be Beeton. And let me be Los Angeles.
5214Now measure your length. Now estimate my capacity. Well, sour? Is
5215this space of our couple of hours too dimensional for you, temporiser?
5216Will you give you up? Como? Fuert it?
5217
5218    Sancta Patientia! You should have heard the voice that answered
5219him! Culla vosellina.
5220
5221    — I was just thinkling upon that, swees Mooksey, but, for all the
5222rime on my raisins, if I connow make my submission, I cannos give you
5223up, the Gripes whimpered from nethermost of his wanhope.
5224Ishallassoboundbewilsothoutoosezit. My tumble, loudy bullocker, is my
5225own. My velicity is too fit in one stockend. And my spetial inexshellsis
5226the belowing things ab ove. But I will never be abler to tell Your
5227Honoriousness (here he near losthis limb) though my corked father was
5228bott a pseudowaiter, whose o'cloak you ware.
5229
5230    Incredible! Well, hear the inevitable.
5231
5232    —          Your         temple,          sus        in         cribro!
5233Semperexcommunicambiambisumers.              Tugurios-in-Newrobe       or
5234Tukurias-in-Ashies. Novarome, my creature, blievend bleives. My
5235building space in lyonine city is always to let to leonlike Men, the
5236Mookse in a most consistorous allocution pompifically with immediate
5237jurisdiction constantinently concludded (what a crammer for the
5238shapewrucked Gripes!). And I regret to proclaim that it is out of my
5239temporal to help you from being killed by inchies, (what a thrust!), as
5240we first met each other newwhere so airly. (Poor little sowsieved
5241subsquashed Gripes! I begin to feel contemption for him!). My side,
5242thank decretals, is as safe as motherour's houses, he continued, and I can
5243seen from my holeydome what it is to be wholly sane. Unionjok and be
5244joined to yok! Parysis, tu sais, crucycrooks, belongs to him who parises
5245himself. And there I must leave you subject for the pressing. I can prove
5246that against you, weight a momentum, mein goot enemy! or Cospol's
5247not our star. I bet you this dozen odd. This foluminous dozen odd. Quas
5248primas — but 'tis bitter to compote my knowledge's fructos of. Tomes.
5249    Elevating, to give peint to his blick, his jewelled pederect to the
5250allmysty cielung, he luckystruck blueild out of a few shouldbe
5251santillants, a cloister of starabouts over Maples, a lucciolys in Teresa
5252street and a stopsign before Sophy Barratt's, he gaddered togodder the
5253odds docence of his vellumes, gresk, letton and russicruxian, onto the
5254lapse of his prolegs, into umfullth onescuppered, and sat about his
5255widerproof. He proved it well whoonearth dry and drysick times, and
5256vremiament, tu cesses, to the extinction of Niklaus altogether (Niklaus
5257Alopysius having been the once Gripes's popwilled nimbum) by
5258Neuclidius and Inexagoras and Mumfsen and Thumpsem, by Orasmus
5259and by Amenius, by Anacletus the Jew and by Malachy the Augurer and
5260by the Cappon's collection and after that, with Cheekee's gelatine and
5261Alldaybrandy's formolon, he reproved it ehrltogetherwhen not in that
5262order sundering in some different order, alter three thirty and a hundred
5263times by the binomial dioram and the penic walls and the ind, the
5264Inklespill legends and the rure, the rule of the hoop and the blessons of
5265expedience and the jus, the jugicants of Pontius Pilax and all the
5266mummyscrips in Sick Bokes' Juncroom and the Chapters for the
5267Cunning of the Chapters of the Conning Fox by Tail.
5268
5269    While that Mooksius with preprocession and with proprecession,
5270duplicitly and diplussedly, was promulgating ipsofacts and sadcontras
5271this raskolly Gripos he had allbust seceded in monophysicking his
5272illsobordunates. But asawfulas he had caught his base semenoyous
5273sarchnaktiers to combuccinate upon the silipses of his aspillouts and the
5274acheporeoozers of his haggyown pneumax to synerethetise with the
5275breadchestviousness of his sweeatovular ducose sofarfully the
5276loggerthuds of his sakellaries were fond at variance with the synodals of
5277his somepooliom and his babskissed nepogreasymost got the hoof from
5278his philioquus.
5279
5280    — Efter thousand yaws, O Gripes con my sheepskins, yow will be
5281belined to the world, enscayed Mookse the pius.
5282
5283    — Ofter thousand yores, amsered Gripes the gregary, be the goat of
5284MacHammud's, yours may be still, O Mookse, more botheared.
5285
5286    — Us shall be chosen as the first of the last by the electress of Vale
5287Hollow, obselved the Mookse nobily, for par the unicum of Elelijiacks,
5288Us am in Our stabulary and that is what Ruby and Roby fall for, blissim.
5289
5290    The Pills, the Nasal Wash (Yardly's), the Army Man Cut, as british
5291as bondstrict and as straightcut as when that brokenarched traveller from
5292Nuzuland . . .
5293
5294    — Wee, cumfused the Gripes limply, shall not even be the last of
5295the first, wee hope, when oust are visitated by the Veiled Horror. And,
5296he added: Mee are relying entirely, see the fortethurd of Elissabed, on
5297the weightiness of mear's breath. Puffut!
5298
5299    Unsightbared embouscher, relentless foe to social and business
5300succes! (Hourihaleine) It might have been a happy evening but . . .
5301
5302    And they viterberated each other, canis et coluber with the wildest
5303ever wielded since Tarriestinus lashed Pissasphaltium.
5304    — Unuchorn!
5305
5306    — Ungulant!
5307
5308    — Uvuloid!
5309
5310    — Uskybeak!
5311
5312    And bullfolly answered volleyball.
5313
5314    Nuvoletta in her lightdress, spunn of sisteen shimmers, was looking
5315down on them, leaning over the bannistars and listening all she
5316childishly could. How she was brightened when Shouldrups in his
5317glaubering hochskied his welkinstuck and how she was overclused
5318when Kneesknobs on his zwivvel was makeacting such a paulse of
5319himshelp! She was alone. All her nubied companions were asleeping
5320with the squirrels. Their mivver, Mrs Moonan, was off in the Fuerst
5321quarter scrubbing the backsteps of Number 28. Fuvver, that Skand, he
5322was up in Norwood's sokaparlour, eating oceans of Voking's Blemish.
5323Nuvoletta listened as she reflected herself, though the heavenly one with
5324his constellatria and his emanations stood between, and she tried all she
5325tried to make the Mookse look up at her (but he was fore too
5326adiaptotously farseeing) and to make the Gripes hear how coy she could
5327be (though he was much too schystimatically auricular about his ens to
5328heed her) but it was all mild's vapour moist. Not even her feignt
5329reflection, Nuvoluccia, could they toke their gnoses off for their minds
5330with intrepifide fate and bungless curiasity, were conclaved with
5331Heliogobbleus and Commodus and Enobarbarus and whatever the
5332coordinal dickens they did as their damprauch of papyrs and buchstubs
5333said. As if that was their spiration! As if theirs could duiparate her
5334queendim! As if she would be third perty to search on search
5335proceedings! She tried all the winsome wonsome ways her four winds
5336had taught her. She tossed her sfumastelliacinous hair like la princesse
5337de la Petite Bretagne and she rounded her mignons arms like Mrs
5338Cornwallis-West and she smiled over herself like the beauty of the
5339image of the pose of the daughter of the queen of the Emperour of
5340Irelande and she sighed after herself as were she bornto bride with
5341Tristis Tristior Tristissimus. But, sweet madonine, she might fair as well
5342have carried her daisy's worth to Florida. For the Mookse, a dogmad
5343Accanite, were not amoosed and the Gripes, a dubliboused Catalick, wis
5344pinefully obliviscent.
5345
5346    — I see, she sighed. There are menner.
5347
5348    The siss of the whisp of the sigh of the softzing at the stir of the ver
5349grose O arundo of a long one in midias reeds: and shades began to
5350glidder along the banks, greepsing, greepsing, duusk unto duusk, and it
5351was as glooming as gloaming could be in the waste of all peacable
5352worlds. Metamnisia was allsoonome coloroform brune; citherior spiane
5353an eaulande, innemorous and unnumerose. The Mookse had a sound
5354eyes right but he could not all hear. The Gripes had light ears left yet he
5355could but ill see. He ceased. And he ceased, tung and trit, and it was
5356neversoever so dusk of both of them. But still Moo thought on the deeps
5357of the undths he would profoundth come the morrokse and still Gri
5358feeled of the scripes he would escipe if by grice he had luck enoupes.
5359    Oh, how it was duusk! From Vallee Maraia to Grasyaplaina,
5360dormimust echo! Ah dew! Ah dew! It was so duusk that the tears of
5361night began to fall, first by ones and twos, then by threes and fours, at
5362last by fives and sixes of sevens, for the tired ones were wecking, as we
5363weep now with them. O! O! O! Par la pluie!
5364
5365    Then there came down to the thither bank a woman of no
5366appearance (I believe she was a Black with chills at her feet) and she
5367gathered up his hoariness the Mookse motamourfully where he was
5368spread and carried him away to her invisible dwelling, thats hights,
5369Aquila Rapax, for he was the holy sacred solem and poshup spit of her
5370boshop's apron. So you see the Mookse he had reason as I knew and you
5371knew and he knew all along. And there came down to the hither bank a
5372woman to all important (though they say that she was comely, spite the
5373cold in her heed) and, for he was as like it as blow it to a hawker's hank,
5374she plucked down the Gripes, torn panicky autotone, in angeu from his
5375limb and cariad away its beotitubes with her to her unseenshieling, it is,
5376De Rore Coeli. And so the poor Gripes got wrong; for that is always
5377how a Gripes is, always was and always will be. And it was never so
5378thoughtful of either of them. And there were left now an only elmtree
5379and but a stone. Polled with pietrous, Sierre but saule. O! Yes! And
5380Nuvoletta, a lass.
5381
5382    Then Nuvoletta reflected for the last time in her little long life and
5383she made up all her myriads of drifting minds in one. She cancelled all
5384her engauzements. She climbed over the bannistars; she gave a childy
5385cloudy cry: Nuée! Nuée! A lightdress fluttered. She was gone. And into
5386the river that had been a stream (for a thousand of tears had gone eon
5387her and come on her and she was stout and struck on dancing and her
5388muddied name was Missisliffi) there fell a tear, a singult tear, the
5389loveliest of all tears (I mean for those crylove fables fans who are 'keen'
5390on the prettypretty commonface sort of thing you meet by hopeharrods)
5391for it was a leaptear. But the river tripped on her by and by, lapping as
5392though her heart was brook: Why, why, why! Weh, O weh I'se so silly to
5393be flowing but I no canna stay!
5394
5395    No applause, please! Bast! The romescot nattleshaker will go round
5396your circulation in diu dursus.
5397
5398    Allaboy, Major, I'll take your reactions in another place after
5399themes. Nolan Browne, you may now leave the classroom. Joe Peters,
5400Fox.
5401
5402    As I have now successfully explained to you my own naturalborn
5403rations which are even in excise of my vaultybrain insure me that I am a
5404mouth's more deserving case by genius. I feel in symbathos for my ever
5405devoted friend and halfaloafonwashed, Gnaccus Gnoccovitch. Darling
5406gem! Darling smallfox! Horoseshoew! I could love that man like my
5407own ambo for being so baileycliaver though he's a nawful curillass and I
5408must slav to methodiousness. I want him to go and live like a theabild in
5409charge of the night brigade on Tristan da Cunha, isle of manoverboard,
5410where he'll make Number 106 and be near Inaccessible. (The meeting of
5411mahoganies, be the waves, rementious me that this exposed sight though
5412it pines for an umbrella of its own and needs a shelter belt of the true
5413service sort to keep itsboles clean, — the weeping beeches, Picea and
5414Tillia, are in a wild state about it — ought to be classified, as
5415Cricketbutt Willowm and his two nurserymen advisers suggested, under
5416genus Inexhaustible when we refloat upon all the butternat, sweet gum
5417and manna ash redcedera which is so purvulent there as if there was
5418howthorns in Curraghchasa which ought to look as plane as a lodgepole
5419to anybody until we are introduced to that pinetacotta of Verney Rubeus
5420where the deodarty is pinctured for us in a pure stand, which we do not
5421doubt ha has a habitat of doing, but without those selfsownseedlings
5422which are a species of proof that the largest individual can occur at or in
5423an olivetion such as East Conna Hillock where it mixes with foolth
5424accacians and common sallies and is tender) Vux Populus, as we say in
5425hickoryhockery and I wish we had some more glasses of arbor vitae.
5426Why roat by the roadside or awn over alum pot? Alderman Whitebeaver
5427is dakyo. He ought to go away for a change of ideas and he'd have a
5428world of things to look back on. Do, sweet Daniel! If I weren't a jones in
5429myself I'd elect myself to be his dolphin in the wildsbillow because he is
5430such a barefooted rubber with my supersocks pulled over his face which
5431I publicked in my bestback garden for the laetification of siderodromites
5432and to the irony of the stars. You will say it is most unenglish and I shall
5433hope to hear that you will not be wrong about it. But I further, feeling a
5434bit husky in my truths.
5435    Will you please come over and let us mooremoore murgessly to
5436each's other down below our vices. I am underheerd by old billfaust.
5437Wilsh is full of curks. The coolskittle is philip deblinite. Mr Wist is
5438thereover beyeind the wantnot. Wilsh and wist are as thick of thins
5439udder as faust on the deblinite. Sgunoshooto estas preter la tapizo
5440malgranda. Lilegas al si en sia chambro. Kelkefoje funcktas, kelkefoje
5441srumpas Shultroj. Houdian Kiel vi fartas, mia nigra sinjoro? And from
5442the poignt of fun where I am crying to arrive you at they are on allfore
5443as foibleminded as you can feel they are fablebodied.
5444
5445    My heeders will recoil with a great leisure how at the outbreak
5446before trespassing on the space question where evenmichelangelines
5447have fooled to dread I proved to mindself as to your sotisfiction how his
5448abject all through (the quickquid of Professor Ciondolone's too
5449frequently hypothecated Bettlermensch) is nothing so much more than a
5450mere cashdime however genteel he may want ours, if we please (I am
5451speaking to us in the second person), for to this graded intellecktuals
5452dime is cash and the cash system (you must not be allowed to forget that
5453this is all contained, I mean the system, in the dogmarks of origen on
5454spurios) means that I cannot now have or nothave a piece of cheeps in
5455your pocket at the same time and with the same manners as you can
5456now nothalf or half the cheek apiece I've in mind unless Burrus and
5457Caseous have not or not have seemaultaneously sysentangled
5458themselves, selldear to soldthere, once in the dairy days of buy and buy.
5459    Burrus, let us like to imagine, is a genuine prime, the real choice,
5460full of natural greace, the mildest of milkstoffs yet unbeaten as a risicide
5461and, of course, obsoletely unadulterous whereat Caseous is obversely
5462the revise of him and in fact not an ideal choose by any meals, though
5463the betterman of the two is meltingly addicted to the more casual side of
5464the arrivaliste case and, let me say it at once, as zealous over him as is
5465passably he. The seemsame home and histry seeks and hidepence which
5466we used to be reading for our prepurgatory, hot, Schott? till Duddy shut
5467the shopper op and Mutti, poor Mutti! brought us our poor suppy, (ah
5468who! eh how!) in Acetius and Oleosus and Sellius Volatilis and Petrus
5469Papricus! Our Old Party quite united round the Slatbowel at Commons:
5470Pfarrer Salamoss himself and that sprog of a Pedersill and his Sprig of
5471Thyme and a dozen of the Murphybuds and a score and more of the hot
5472young Capels and Lettucia in her greensleeves and you too and me
5473three, twinsome bibs but hansome ates, like shakespill and eggs! But
5474there's many a split pretext bowl and jowl; and (snob screwing that cork,
5475Schott!) to understand this as well as you can, feeling how backward
5476you are in your down-to-the-ground benches, I have completed the
5477following arrangement for the coarse use of stools and if I don't make
5478away with you I'm beyond Caesar outnullused.
5479
5480    The older sisars (Tyrants, regicide is too good for you!) become
5481unbeurrable from age, (the compositor of the farce of dustiny however
5482makes a thunpledrum mistake by letting off this pienofarte effect as his
5483furst act as that is where the juke comes in) having been sort-of-
5484nineknived and chewly removed (this soldier - author - batman for all
5485his commontoryism is just another of those souftsiezed bubbles who
5486never quite got the sandhurst out of his eyes so that the champaign he
5487draws for us is as flop as a plankrieg) the twinfreer types are billed to
5488make their reupprearance as the knew kneck and knife knickknots on
5489the deserted champ de bouteilles. (A most cursery reading into the
5490Persic-Uraliens hostery shows us how Fonnumagula picked up that
5491propper numen out of a colluction of prifixes though to the permienting
5492cannasure the Coucousien oafsprung of this sun of a kuk is as sattin as
5493there's a tub in Tobolosk) Ostiak della Vogul Marina! But that I dannoy
5494the fact of wanton to weste point I could paint you to that butter (cheese
5495it!) if you had some wash. Mordvealive! Oh me none onsens! Why the
5496case is as inessive and impossive as kezom hands! Their interlocative is
5497conprovocative just as every hazzy hates to having a hazbane in her
5498noze. Caseous may bethink himself a thought of a caviller but Burrus
5499has the reachly roundered head that goes best with thofthinking
5500defensive fideism. He has the lac of wisdom under every dent in his
5501lofter while the other follow's onni vesy milky indeedmymy. Laughing
5502over the linnuts and weeping off the uniun. He hisn't the hey og he lisn't
5503the lug, poohoo. And each night sim misses mand he winks he had the
5504semagen. It was aptly and corrigidly stated (and, it is royally needless
5505for one ex ungue Leonem to say by whom) that his seeingscraft was that
5506clarety as were the wholeborough of Poutresbourg to be averlaunched
5507over him pitchbatch he could still make out with his augstritch the green
5508moat in Ireland's Eye. Let me sell you the fulltroth of Burrus when he
5509wore a younker. Here it is, and chorming too, in six by sevens! A
5510cleanly line, by the gods! A king off duty and a jaw for ever! And what
5511a cheery ripe outlook, good help me Deus v Deus! If I were to speakmy
5512ohole mouthful to arinam about it you should call me the ormuzd
5513aliment in your midst of faime. Eat ye up, heat ye up! sings the somun
5514in the salm. Butyrum et mel comedet ut sciat reprobare malum et eligere
5515bonum. This, of course, also explains why we were taught to play in the
5516childhood: Der Haensli ist ein Butterbrot, mein Butterbrot! Und Koebi
5517iss dein Schtinkenkot! Ja! Ja! Ja!
5518
5519    This in fact, just to show you, is Caseous, the brutherscutch or puir
5520tyron: a hole or two, the highstinks aforefelt and anygo prigging wurms.
5521Cheesugh! you complain. And Hi Hi High must say you are not Hoa
5522Hoa Hoally in the wrong!
5523
5524    Thus we cannot escape our likes and mislikes, exiles or ambusheers,
5525beggar and neighbour and — this is where the dimeshow advertisers
5526advance the temporal relief plea — let us be tolerant of antipathies. Nex
5527quovis burro num fit mercaseus? I am not hereby giving my final
5528endorsement to the learned ignorants of the Cusanus philosophism in
5529which old Nicholas pegs it down that the smarter the spin of the top the
5530sounder the span of the buttom (what the worthy old auberginiste ought
5531to have meant was: the more stolidly immobile in space appears to me
5532the bottom which is presented to use in time by the top primomobilisk
5533&c.). And I shall be misunderstord if understood to give an
5534unconditional sinequam to the heroicised furibouts of the Nolanus
5535theory, or, at any rate, of that substrate of apart from hissheory where
5536the Theophil swoors that on principial he was the pointing start of his
5537odiose by comparison and that whiles eggs will fall cheapened all over
5538the walled the Bure will be dear on the Brie.
5539
5540    Now, while I am not out now to be taken up as unintentionally
5541recommending the Silkebjorg tyrondynamon machine for the more
5542economical helixtrolysis of these amboadipates until I can find space to
5543look into it myself a little more closely first I shall go on with my
5544decisions after having shown to you in good time how both products of
5545our social stomach (the excellent Dr Burroman, I noticed by the way
5546from his emended food theory, has been carefully digesting the very
5547wholesome criticismI helped him to in my princeps edition which is all
5548so munch to the cud) are mutuearly polarised the incompatabilily of any
5549delusional acting as ambivalent to the fixation of his pivotism. Positing,
5550as above, too males pooles, the one the pictor of the other and the omber
5551the Skotia of the one, and looking wantingly around our undistributed
5552middle between males we feel we must waistfully woent a female to
5553focus and on this stage there pleasantly appears the cowrymaid M.
5554whom we shall often meet below who introduces herself upon us at
5555some precise hour which we shall again agree to call absolute zero or
5556the babbling pumpt of platinism. And so like that former son of a kish
5557who went up and out to found his farmer's ashes we come down home
5558gently on our own turnedabout asses to meet Margareen.
5559    We now romp through a period of pure lyricism of shamebred
5560music (technologically, let me say, the appetising entry of this subject
5561on a fool chest of vialds is plumply pudding the carp before doevre
5562hors) evidenced by such words in distress as I cream for thee, Sweet
5563Margareen, and the more hopeful O Margareena! O Margareena! Still
5564in the bowl is left a lump of gold! (Correspondents, by the way, will
5565keep on asking me what is the correct garnish to serve drisheens with.
5566Tansy Sauce. Enough). The pawnbreaking pathos of the first of these
5567shoddy pieces reveals it as a Caseous effort. Burrus's bit is often used
5568for a toast. Criniculture can tell us very precisely indeed how and why
5569this particular streak of yellow silver first appeared on (not in) the
5570bowel, that is to see, the human head, bald, black, bronze, brown,
5571brindled, betteraved or blanchemanged where it might be usefully
5572compared with an earwig on a fullbottom. I am offering this to
5573Signorina Cuticura and I intend to take it up and bring it under the
5574nosetice of Herr Harlene by way of diverting his attentions. Of course
5575the unskilled singer continues to pervert our wiser ears by subordinating
5576the space-element, that is to sing, the aria, to the time-factor, which
5577ought to be killed, ill tempor. I should advise any unborn singer who
5578may still be among my heeders to forget her temporal diaphragm at
5579home(the best thing that could happen to it!) and attack the roulade with
5580a swift colpo di glottide to the lug (though Maace I will insist was
5581reclined from overdoing this, his recovery often being slow) and then,
5582O! on the third dead beat, O! to cluse her eyes and aiopen her oath and
5583see what spice I may send her. How? Cease thee, cantatrickee! I fain
5584would be solo. Arouse thee, my valour! And save for e'er my true Bdur!
5585
5586   I shall have a word to say in a few yards about the acoustic and
5587orchidectural management of the tonehall but, as ours is a vivarious
5588where one plant's breaf is a lunger planner's byscent and you may not
5589care for argon, it will be very convenient for me for the emolument to
5590pursue Burrus and Caseous for a rung or two up their isocelating
5591biangle. Every admirer has seen my goulache of Marge (she is so like
5592the sister, you don't know, and they both dress A L I K E !) which I
5593titled The Very Picture of a Needlesswoman which in the presence
5594ornates our national cruetstand. This genre of portraiture of changes of
5595mind in order to be truly torse should evoke the bush soul of females so
5596I am leaving it to the experienced victim to complete the general
5597suggestion by the mental addition of a wallopy bound or, should the
5598zulugical zealot prefer it, a congorool teal. The hatboxes which
5599composed Rhomba, lady Trabezond (Marge in her excelsis), also
5600comprised the climactogram up which B and C may fondly be imagined
5601ascending and are suggestive of gentlemen's spring modes, these modes
5602carrying us back to the superimposed claylayers of eocene and
5603pleastoseen formation and the gradual morphological changes in our
5604body politic which Professor Ebahi-Ahuri of Philadespoinis (Ill) —
5605whose bluebutterbust I have just given his coupe de grass to — neatly
5606names a boîte à surprises. The boxes, if I may break the subject gently,
5607are worth about fourpence pourbox but I am inventing a more patent
5608process, foolproof and pryperfect (I should like to ask that Shedlock
5609Homes person who is out for removing the roofs of our criminal classics
5610by what deductio ad domunum he hopes de tacto to detect anything
5611unless he happens of himself, movibile tectu, to have a slade off) after
5612which they can be reduced to a fragment of theirtrue crust by even the
5613youngest of Margees if she will take plase to be seated and smile if I
5614please.
5615
5616    Now there can be no question about it either that I having done as
5617much, have quite got the size of that demilitery young female (we will
5618continue to call her Marge) whose types may be met with in any public
5619garden, wearing a very "dressy" affair, known as an "ethel" of instep
5620length and with a real fur, reduced to 3/9, and muffin cap to tone (they
5621are "angelskin" this fall), ostentatiously hemming apologetically over
5622the shirtness of some "sweet" garment, when she is not sitting on all the
5623free benches avidously reading about "it" but ovidently on the look out
5624for "him" or so "thrilled" about the best dressed dolly pram and
5625beautiful elbow competition or at the movies swallowing sobs and
5626blowing bixed mixcuits over "childe" chaplain's "latest" or on the verge
5627of the gutter with some bobbedhair brieffrocked babyma's toddler (the
5628Smythe-Smythes now keep TWO domestics and aspire to THREE male
5629ones, a shover, a butlegger and a sectary) held hostage at armslength,
5630teaching His Infant Majesty how to make waters worse.
5631
5632    (I am closely watching Master Pules, as I have regions to suspect
5633from my post that her "little man" is a secondary schoolteacher under
5634the boards of education, a voted disciple of Infantulus who is being
5635utilised thus publicly by the seducente infanta to conceal her own more
5636mascular personality by flaunting frivolish finery over men's inside
5637clothes, for the femininny of that totamulier will always lack the
5638musculink of a verumvirum. My solotions for the proper parturience of
5639matres and the education of micturious mites must stand over from the
5640moment till I tackle this tickler hussy for occupying my uttentions.)
5641
5642    Margareena she's very fond of Burrus but, alick and alack! she velly
5643fond of chee. (The important influence exercised on everything by this
5644eastasian import has not been till now fully flavoured though we can
5645comfortably taste it in this case. I shall come back for a little more say
5646farther on.) A cleopatrician in her own right she at once complicates the
5647position while Burrus and Caseous are contending for her misstery by
5648implicating her self with an elusive Antonius, a wop who would appear
5649to hug a personal interest in refined chees of all chades at the same time
5650as he wags an antomine art of being rude like the boor. This Antonius-
5651Burrus-Caseous grouptriad may be said to equate the qualis equivalent
5652with the older socalled talis on talis one just as quantly as in the
5653hyperchemical economantarchy the tantum ergons irruminate the
5654quantum urge so that eggs is to whey as whay is to zeed like your
5655golfchild's abe boob caddy. And this is why any simple philadolphus of
5656a fool you like to dress, an athemisthued lowtownian, exlegged
5657phatrisight, may be awfully green to one side of him and fruitfully blue
5658on the other which will not screen him however from appealing to my
5659gropesarching eyes, through the strongholes of my acropoll, as a
5660boosted blasted bleating blatant bloaten blasphorus blesphorous idiot
5661who kennot tail a bomb from a painapple when he steals one and
5662wannot psing his psalmen with the cong in our gregational pompoms
5663with the canting crew.
5664
5665    No! Topsman to your Tarpeia! This thing, Mister Abby, is nefand.
5666(And, taking off soutstuffs and alkalike matters, I hope we can kill time
5667to reach the salt because there's some forceglass neutric assets bittering
5668in the soldpewter for you to plump your pottage in). The thundering
5669legion has stormed Olymp that it end. Twelve tabular times till now
5670have I edicted it. Merus Genius to Careous Caseous! Moriture, te
5671salutat! My phemous themis race is run, so let Demoncracy take the
5672highmost! (Abraham Tripier. Those old diligences are quite out of date.
5673Read next answer). I'll beat you so lon. (Bigtempered. Why not take
5674direct action. See previous reply). My unchanging Word is sacred. The
5675word is my Wife, to exponse and expound, to vend and to velnerate, and
5676may the curlews crown our nuptias! Till Breath us depart! Wamen.
5677Beware would you change with my years. Be as young as your
5678grandmother! The ring man in the rong shop but the rite words by the
5679rote order! Ubi lingua nuncupassit, ibi fas! Adversus hostem semper
5680sac! She that will not feel my fulmoon let her peel to thee as the hoyden
5681and the impudent! That mon that hoth no moses in his sole nor is not
5682awed by conquistsof word's law, who never with humself was fed and
5683leaves his soil to lave his head, when his hope's in his highlows from
5684whisking his woe, if he came to my preach, a proud pursebroken ranger,
5685when the heavens were welling the spite of their spout, to beg for a bite
5686in our bark Noisdanger, would meself and Mac Jeffet, four-in-hand,
5687foot him out? — ay! — were he my own breastbrother, my doubled
5688withd love and my singlebiassed hate, were we bread by the same fire
5689and signed with the same salt, had we tapped from the same master and
5690robbed the same till, were we tucked in the one bed and bit by the one
5691flea, homogallant and hemycapnoise, bum and dingo, jack by churl,
5692though it broke my heart to pray it, still I'd fear I'd hate to say!
5693
5694    12. Sacer esto?
5695
5696    Answer: Semus sumus!
5697   Chapter 7
5698
5699
5700
5701
5702   Shem is as short for Shemus as Jem is joky for Jacob. A few
5703toughnecks are still getatable who pretend that aboriginally he was of
5704respectable stemming (he was an outlex between the lines of Ragonar
5705Blaubarb ant Horrild Hairwire and an inlaw to Capt. the Hon. and Rev.
5706Mr Bbyrdwood de Trop Blogg was among his most distant connections)
5707but every honest to goodness man in the land of the space of today
5708knows that his back life will not stand being written about in black and
5709white. Putting truth and untruth together a shot may be made at what
5710this hybrid actually was like to look at.
5711
5712    Shem's bodily getup, it seems, included an adze of a skull, an eight
5713of a larkseye, the whoel of a nose, one numb arm up a sleeve, fortytwo
5714hairs off his uncrown, eighteen to his mock lip, a trio of barbels from his
5715megageg chin (sowman's son), the wrong shoulder higher than the right,
5716all ears, an artificial tongue with a natural curl, not a foot to stand on, a
5717handful of thumbs, a blind stomach, a deaf heart, a loose liver, two
5718fifths of two buttocks, one gleetsteen avoirdupoider for him, a manroot
5719of all evil, a salmonkelt's thinskin, eelsblood in his cold toes, a bladder
5720tristended, so much so that young Master Shemmy on his very first
5721debouch at the very dawn of protohistory seeing himself such and such,
5722when playing with thistlewords in their garden nursery, Griefotrofio, at
5723Phig Streat 111, Shuvlin, Old Hoeland, (would we go back there now
5724for sounds, pillings and sense? would we now for annas and annas?
5725would we for fullscore eight and a liretta? for twelve blocks one bob?
5726for four testers one groat? not for a dinar! not for jo!) dictited to of all
5727his little brothron and sweestureens the first riddle of the universe:
5728asking, when is a man not a man?: telling them take their time,
5729yungfries, and wait till the tide stops (for from the first his day was a
5730fortnight) and offering the prize of a bittersweet crab, a little present
5731from the past, for their copper age was yet unminted, to the winner. One
5732said when the heavens are quakers, a second said when Bohemeand lips,
5733a third said when he, no, when hold hard a jiffy, when he is a gnawstick
5734and detarmined to, the next one said when the angel of death kicks the
5735bucket of life, still another said when the wine's at witsends, and still
5736another when lovely wooman stoops to conk him, one of the littliest
5737said me, me, Sem, when pappa papared the harbour, one of the wittiest
5738said, when he yeat ye abblokooken and he zmear hezelf zo zhooken,
5739still one said when you are old I'm grey fall full wi sleep, and still
5740another when wee deader walkner, and another when he is just only
5741after having being semisized, another when yea, he hath no mananas,
5742and one when dose pigs they begin now that they will flies up intil the
5743looft. All were wrong, so Shem himself, the doctator, took the cake, the
5744correct solution being — all give it up? — when he is a — yours till the
5745rending of the rocks, — Sham.
5746
5747    Shem was a sham and a low sham and his lowness creeped out first
5748via foodstuffs. So low was he that he preferred Gibsen's teatime salmon
5749tinned, as inexpensive as pleasing, to the plumpest roeheavy lax or the
5750friskiest parr or smolt troutlet that ever was gaffed between Leixlip and
5751Island Bridge and many was the time he repeated in his botulism that no
5752junglegrown pineapple ever smacked like the whoppers you shook out
5753of Ananias' cans, Findlater and Gladstone's, Corner House, Englend.
5754None of your inchthick blueblooded Balaclava fried-at-belief-stakes or
5755juicejelly legs of the Grex's molten mutton or greasilygristly grunters'
5756goupons or slice upon slab of luscious goosebosom with lump after load
5757of plumpudding stuffing all aswim in a swamp of bogoakgravy for that
5758greekenhearted yude! Rosbif of Old Zealand! he could not attouch it.
5759See what happens when your somatophage merman takes his fancy to
5760our virgitarian swan? He even ran away with hunself and became a
5761farsoonerite, saying he would far sooner muddle through the hash of
5762lentils in Europe than meddle with Irrland's split little pea. Once when
5763among those rebels in a state of hopelessly helpless intoxication the
5764piscivore strove to lift a czitround peel to either nostril, hiccupping,
5765apparently impromptued by the hibat he had with his glottal stop, that
5766he kukkakould flowrish for ever by the smell, as the czitr, as the
5767kcedron, like a scedar, of the founts, on mountains, with limon on, of
5768Lebanon. O! the lowness of him was beneath all up to that sunk to! No
5769likedbylike firewater or firstserved firstshot or gulletburn gin or honest
5770brewbarrett beer either. O dear no! Instead the tragic jester sobbed
5771himself wheywhingingly sick of life on some sort of a rhubarbarous
5772maundarin yellagreen funkleblue windigut diodying applejack squeezed
5773from sour grapefruice and, to hear him twixt his sedimental cupslips
5774when he had gulfed down mmmmuch too mmmmany gourds of it
5775retching off to almost as low withswillers, who always knew
5776notwithstanding when they had had enough and were rightly indignant
5777at the wretch's hospitality when they found to their horror they could not
5778carry another drop, it came straight from the noble white fat, jo,
5779openwide sat, jo, jo, her why hide that, jo jo jo, the winevat, of the most
5780serene magyansty az archdiochesse, if she is a duck, she's a douches,
5781and when she has a feherbour snot her fault, now is it? artstouchups,
5782funny you're grinning at, fancy you're in her yet, Fanny Urinia.
5783
5784    Aint that swell, hey? Peamengro! Talk about lowness! Any dog's
5785quantity of it visibly oozed out thickly from this dirty little blacking
5786beetle for the very fourth snap the Tulloch-Turnbull girl with her
5787coldblood kodak shotted the as yet unremuneranded national apostate,
5788who was cowardly gun and camera shy, taking what he fondly thought
5789was a short cut to Caer Fere, Soak Amerigas, vias the shipsteam
5790Pridewin, after having buried a hatchet not so long before, by the wrong
5791goods exeunt, nummer desh to tren, into Patatapapaveri's, fruiterers and
5792musical florists, with his Ciaho, chavi! Sar shin, shillipen? she knew the
5793vice out of bridewell was a bad fast man by his walk on the spot.
5794
5795    [Johns is a different butcher's. Next place you are up town pay him a
5796visit. Or better still, come tobuy. You will enjoy cattlemen's spring
5797meat. Johns is now quite divorced from baking. Fattens, kills, flays,
5798hangs, draws, quarters and pieces. Feel his lambs! Ex! Feel how sheap!
5799Exex!   His   liver   too   is   great   value,   a   spatiality!   Exexex!
5800COMMUNICATED.]
5801
5802    Around that time, moravar, one generally, for luvvomony hoped or
5803at any rate suspected among morticians that he would early turn out
5804badly, develop hereditary pulmonary T.B., and do for himself one dandy
5805time, nay, of a pelting night blanketed creditors, hearing a coarse song
5806and splash off Eden Quay sighed and rolled over, sure all was up, but,
5807though he fell heavily and locally into debit, not even then could such
5808an antinomian be true to type. He would not put fire to his cerebrum; he
5809would not throw himself in Liffey; he would not explaud himself with
5810pneumantics; he refused to saffrocake himself with a sod. With the
5811foreign devil's leave the fraid born fraud diddled even death. Anzi,
5812cabled (but shaking the worth out of his maulth: Guardacosta leporello?
5813Szasas Kraicz!) from his Nearapoblican asylum to his jonathan for a
5814brother: Here tokay, gone tomory, we're spluched, do something,
5815Fireless. And had answer: Inconvenient, David.
5816
5817    You see, chaps, it will trickle out, freaksily of course, but the tom
5818and the shorty of it is: he was in his bardic memory low. All the time he
5819kept on treasuring with condign satisfaction each and every crumb of
5820trektalk, covetous of his neighbour's word, and if ever, during a Munda
5821conversazione commoted in the nation's interest, delicate tippits were
5822thrown out to him touching his evil courses by some wellwishers, vainly
5823pleading by scriptural arguments with the opprobrious papist about
5824trying to brace up for the kidos of the thing, Scally wag, and be a men
5825instead of a dem scrounger, dish it all, such as: Pray, what is the
5826meaning, sousy, of that continental expression, if you ever came acrux
5827it, we think it is a word transpiciously like canaille?: or: Did you
5828anywhere, kennel, on your gullible's travels or during your rural
5829troubadouring, happen to stumble upon a certain gay young nobleman
5830whimpering to the name of Low Swine who always addresses women
5831out of the one corner of his mouth, lives on loans and is furtivefree
5832yours of age? without one sigh of haste like the supreme prig he was,
5833and not a bit sorry, he would pull a vacant landlubber's face, root with
5834earwaker's pensile in the outer of his lauscher and then, lisping, the
5835prattlepate parnella, to kill time, and swatting his deadbest to think what
5836under the canopies of Jansens Chrest would any decent son of an
5837Albiogenselman who had bin to an university think, let a lent hit a hint
5838and begin to tell all the intelligentsia admitted to that tamileasy
5839samtalaisy conclamazzione (since, still and before physicians, lawyers
5840merchant, belfry pollititians, agricolous manufraudurers, sacrestanes of
5841the Pure River Society, philanthropicks lodging on as many boards
5842round the panesthetic at the same time as possible) the whole lifelong
5843swrine story of his entire low cornaille existence, abusing his deceased
5844ancestors wherever the sods were and one moment tarabooming great
5845blunderguns (poh!) about his farfamed fine Poppamore, Mr Humhum,
5846whom history, climate and entertainment made the first of his sept and
5847always up to debt, though Eavens ears ow many fines he faces, and
5848another moment visanvrerssas, cruaching three jeers (pah!) for his rotten
5849little ghost of a Peppybeg, Mr Himmyshimmy, a blighty, a reeky, a
5850lighty, a scrapy, a babbly, a ninny, dirty seventh among thieves and
5851always bottom sawyer, till nowan knowed how howmely howme could
5852be, giving unsolicited testimony on behalf of the absent, as glib as
5853eaveswater to those present (who meanwhile, with increasing lack of
5854interest in his semantics, allowed various subconscious smickers to
5855drivel slowly across their fichers), unconsciously explaining, for
5856inkstands, with a meticulosity bordering on the insane, the various
5857meanings of all the different foreign parts of speech he misused and
5858cuttlefishing every lie unshrinkable about all the other people in the
5859story, leaving out, of course, foreconsciously, the simple worf and
5860plague and poison they had cornered him about until there was not a
5861snoozer among them but was utterly undeceived in the heel of the reel
5862by the recital of the rigmarole.
5863
5864    He went without saying that the cull disliked anything anyway
5865approaching a plain straightforward standup or knockdown row and, as
5866often as he was called in to umpire any octagonal argument among
5867slangwhangers, the accomplished washout always used to rub shoulders
5868with the last speaker and clasp shakers (the handtouch which is speech
5869without words) and agree to every word as soon as half uttered,
5870command me!, your servant, good, I revere you, how, my seer? be
5871drinking that! quite truth, gratias, I'm yoush, see wha'm hearing?, also
5872goods, please it, me sure?, be filling this!, quiso, you said it, apasafello,
5873muchas grassyass, is there firing-on-me?, is their girlic-on-you?, to your
5874good self, your sulphur, and then at once focuss his whole unbalanced
5875attention upon the next octagonist who managed to catch a listener's
5876eye, asking and imploring him out of his piteous onewinker,
5877(hemoptysia diadumenos) whether there was anything in the world he
5878could do to please him and to overflow his tumbletantaliser for him yet
5879once more.
5880
5881    One hailcannon night (for his departure was attended by a heavy
5882downpour) as very recently as some thousand rains ago he was therefore
5883treated with what closely resembled parsonal violence, being soggert all
5884unsuspectingly through the deserted village of Tumblin-on-the-Leafy
5885from Mr Vanhomrigh's house at 81 bis Mabbot's Mall as far as Green
5886Patch beyond the brickfields of Salmon Pool by rival teams of
5887slowspiers counter quicklimers who finally, as rahilly they had been
5888deteened out rawther laetich, thought, busnis hits busnis, they had better
5889be streaking for home after their Auborne-to-Auborne, with thanks for
5890the pleasant evening, one and all disgustedly, instead of ruggering him
5891back, and awake, reconciled (though they were as jealous as could be
5892cullions about all the truffles they had brought on him) to a friendship,
5893fast and furious, which merely arose out of the noxious pervert's perfect
5894lowness. Again there was a hope that people, looking on him with the
5895contemp of the contempibles, after first gaving him a roll in the dirt,
5896might pity and forgive him, if properly deloused, but the pleb was born
5897a Quicklow and sank alowing till he stank out of sight.
5898
5899    All Saints beat Belial! Mickil Goals to Nichil! Notpossible!
5900Already?
5901
5902    In Nowhere has yet the Whole World taken part of himself for his
5903Wife;
5904
5905    By Nowhere have Poorparents been sentenced to Worms, Blood and
5906Thunder for Life
5907
5908    Not yet has the Emp from Corpsica forced the Arth out of
5909Engleterre;
5910
5911    Not yet have the Sachsen and Judder on the Mound of a Word made
5912Warre;
5913    Not yet Witchywithcy of Wench struck Fire of his Heath from on
5914Hoath;
5915
5916    Not yet his Arcobaleine forespoken Peacepeace upon Oath;
5917
5918    Cleftfoot from Hempal must tumpel, Blamefool Gardener's bound to
5919fall;
5920
5921    Broken Eggs will poursuive bitten Apples for where theirs is Will
5922there's his Wall;
5923
5924    But the Mountstill frowns on the Millstream while their Madsons
5925leap his Bier
5926
5927    And her Rillstrill liffs to His Murkesty all her daft Daughters laff in
5928her Ear.
5929
5930    Till the four Shores of deff Tory Island let the douze dumm Eire
5931whiggs raille!
5932
5933    Hirp! Hirp! for their Missed Understandings! chirps the Ballat of
5934Perce-Oreille.
5935
5936    O fortunous casualitas! Lefty takes the cherubcake while Rights
5937cloves his hoof. Darkies never done tug that coon out to play non-
5938excretory, anti-sexuous, misoxenetic, gaasy pure, flesh and blood
5939games, written and composed and sung and danced by Niscemus
5940Nemon, same as piccaninnies play all day, those old (none of your
5941honeys and rubbers!) games for fun and element we used to play with
5942Dina and old Joe kicking her behind and before and the yellow girl
5943kicking him behind old Joe, games like Thom Thom the Thonderman,
5944Put the Wind up the Peeler, Hat in the Ring, Prisson your Pritchards
5945and Play Withers Team, Mikel on the Luckypig, Nickel in the Slot,
5946Sheila Harnett and her Cow, Adam and Ell, Humble Bumble, Moggie's
5947on the Wall, Twos and Threes, American Jump, Fox Come out of your
5948Den, Broken Bottles, Writing a Letter to Punch, Tiptop is a Sweetstore,
5949Henressy Crump Expolled, Postman's Knock, Are We Fairlys
5950Represented?, Solomon Silent reading, Appletree Bearstone, I know a
5951Washerwoman, Hospitals, As I was Walking, There is Oneyone's House
5952in Dreamcolohour, Battle of Waterloo, Colours, Eggs in the Bush,
5953Habberdasherisher, Telling your Dreams, What's the Time, Nap,
5954Ducking Mammy, Last Man Standing, Heali Baboon and the Forky
5955Theagues, Fickleyes and Futilears, Handmarried but once in my Life
5956and I'll never commit such a Sin agin, Zip Cooney Candy, Turkey in the
5957Straw, This is the Way we sow the Seed of a long and lusty Morning,
5958Hops of Fun at Miliken's Make, I seen the Toothbrush with Pat Farrel,
5959Here's the Fat to graze the Priest's Boots, When his Steam was like a
5960Raimbrandt round Mac Garvey.
5961
5962   Now it is notoriously known how on that surprisingly bludgeony
5963Unity Sunday when the grand germogall allstar bout was harrily the
5964rage between our weltingtoms extraordinary and our pettythicks the
5965marshalaisy and Irish eyes of welcome were smiling daggers down their
5966backs, when the roth, vice and blause met the noyr blank and rogues and
5967the grim white and cold bet the black fighting tans, categorically
5968unimperatived by the maxims, a rank funk getting the better of him, the
5969scut in a bad fit of pyjamas fled like a leveret for his bare lives, to
5970Talviland, ahone ahaza, pursued by the scented curses of all the village
5971belles and, without having struck one blow, (pig stole on him was lust
5972he lagging it was becaused dust he shook) kuskykorked himself up tight
5973in his inkbattle house, badly the worse for boosegas, there to stay in afar
5974for the life, where, as there was not a moment to be lost, after he had
5975boxed around with his fortepiano till he was whole bach bamp him and
5976bump him blues, he collapsed carefully under a bedtick from
5977Schwitzer's, his face enveloped into a dead warrior's telemac, with a
5978lullobaw's somnbomnet and a whotwaterwottle at his feet to stoke his
5979energy of waiting, moaning feebly, in monkmarian monotheme, but
5980tarned long and then a nation louder, while engaged in swallowing from
5981a large ampullar, that his pawdry's purgatory was more than a nigger
5982bloke could bear, hemiparalysed by the tong warfare and all the
5983shemozzle, (Daily Maily, fullup Lace! Holy Maly, Mothelup Joss!) his
5984cheeks and trousers changing colour every time a gat croaked.
5985
5986    How is that for low, laities and gentlenuns? Why, dog of the
5987Crostiguns, whole continents rang with this Kairokorran lowness!
5988Sheols of houris in chems upon divans, (revolted stellas vespertine
5989vesamong them) at a bare (O!) mention of the scaly rybald exclaimed:
5990Poisse!
5991
5992    But would anyone, short of a madhouse, believe it? Neither of those
5993clean little cherubum, Nero or Nobookisonester himself, ever nursed
5994such a spoiled opinion of his monstrous marvellosity as did this mental
5995and moral defective (here perhaps at the vanessance of his lownest) who
5996was known to grognt rather than gunnard upon one occasion, while
5997drinking heavily of spirits to that interlocutor a latere and private
5998privysuckatary he used to pal around with, in the kavehazs, one Davy
5999Browne-Nowlan, his heavenlaid twin, (this hambone dogpoet pseudoed
6000himself under the hangname he gave himself of Bethgelert) in the
6001porchway of a gipsy's bar (Shem always blaspheming, so holy writ,
6002Billy, he would try, old Belly, and pay this one manjack congregant of
6003his four soups every lass of nexmouth, Bolly, so sure as thair's a tail on
6004a commet, as a taste for storik's fortytooth, that is to stay, to listen out,
6005ony twenny minnies moe, Bully, his Ballade Imaginaire which was to
6006be dubbed Wine, Woman and Waterclocks, or How a Guy Finks and
6007Fawkes When He Is Going Batty, by Maistre Sheames de la Plume,
6008some most dreadful stuff in a murderous mirrorhand) that he was
6009avoopf (parn me!) aware of no other shaggspick, other Shakhisbeard,
6010either prexactly unlike his polar andthisishis or procisely the seem as
6011woops (parn!) as what he fancied or guessed the sames as he was
6012himself and that, greet scoot, duckings and thuggery, though he was
6013foxed fux to fux like a bunnyboy rodger with all the teashop lionses of
6014Lumdrum hivanhoesed up gagainst him, being a lapsis linquo with a
6015ruvidubb shortartempa, bad cad dad fad sad mad nad vanhaty bear, the
6016consciquenchers of casuality prepestered crusswords in postposition,
6017scruff, scruffer, scrufferumurraimost andallthatsortofthing, if reams
6018stood to reason and his lankalivline lasted he would wipe alley english
6019spooker, multaphoniaksically spuking, off the face of the erse.
6020    After the thorough fright he got that bloody, Swithun's day, though
6021every doorpost in muchtried Lucalizod was smeared with generous
6022erstborn gore and every free for all cobbleway slippery with the bloods
6023of heroes, crying to Welkins for others, and noahs and cul verts agush
6024with tears of joy, our low waster never had the common baalamb's pluck
6025to stir out and about the compound while everyone else of the torchlit
6026throng, slashers and sliced alike, mobbu on massa, waaded and baaded
6027around, yampyam pampyam, chanting the Gillooly chorus, from the
6028Monster Book of Paltryattic Puetrie, O pura e pia bella! in junk et
6029sampam or in secular sinkalarum, heads up, on his bonafide avocation
6030(the little folk creeping on all fours to their natural school treat but
6031childishly gleeful when a stray whizzer sang out intermediately) and
6032happy belongers to the fairer sex on their usual quest for higher things,
6033but vying with Lady Smythe to avenge MacJobber, went stonestepping
6034with their bickerrstaffs on educated feet, plinkity plonk, across the
6035sevenspan ponte dei colori set up over the slop after the war-to-end war
6036by Messrs a charitable government for the only once (dia dose
6037Finnados!) he did take a tompip peepestrella throug a threedraw
6038eighteen hawkspower durdicky telescope, luminous to larbourd only
6039like the lamps in Nassaustrass, out of his westernmost keyhole, spitting
6040at the impenetrablum wetter, (and it was porcoghastly that outumn) with
6041an eachway hope in his shivering soul, as he prayed to the cloud
6042Incertitude, of finding out for himself, on akkount of all the kules in
6043Kroukaparka or oving to all the kodseoggs in Kalatavala, whether true
6044conciliation was forging ahead or falling back after the celestious
6045intemperance and, for Duvvelsache, why, with his see me see and his
6046my see a corves and his frokerfoskerfuskar layen loves in meeingseeing,
6047he got the charm of his optical life when he found himself (hic sunt
6048lennones!) at pointblank range blinking down the barrel of an irregular
6049revolver of the bulldog with a purpose pattern, handled by an unknown
6050quarreler who, supposedly, had been told off to shade and shoot shy
6051Shem should the shit show his shiny shnout out awhile to look facts in
6052their face before being hosed and creased (uprip and jack him!) by six or
6053a dozen of the gayboys.
6054
6055    What, para Saom Plaom, in the names of Deucalion and Pyrrha, and
6056the incensed privy and the licensed pantry gods and Stator and Victor
6057and Kutt and Runn and the whole mesa redonda of Lorencao Otulass in
6058convocacaon, was this disinterestingly low human type, this
6059Calumnious Column of Cloaxity, this Bengalese Beacon of Biloxity,
6060this Annamite Aper of Atroxity, really at, it will be precise to quarify,
6061for he seems in a badbad case?
6062
6063    The answer, to do all the diddies in one dedal, would sound: from
6064pulling himself on his most flavoured canal the huge chesthouse of his
6065elders (the Popapreta, and some navico, navvies!) he had flickered up
6066and flinnered down into a drug and drunkery addict, growing
6067megalomane of a loose past. This explains the litany of septuncial
6068lettertrumpets honorific, highpitched, erudite, neoclassical, which he so
6069loved as patricianly to manuscribe after his name. It would have
6070diverted, if ever seen, the shuddersome spectacle of this semidemented
6071zany amid the inspissated grime of his glaucous den making believe to
6072read his usylessly unreadable Blue Book of Eccles, édition de ténèbres,
6073(even yet sighs the Most Different, Dr. Poindejenk, authorised bowdler
6074and censor, it can't be repeated!) turning over three sheets at a wind,
6075telling himself delightedly, no espellor mor so, that every splurge on the
6076vellum he blundered over was an aisling vision more gorgeous than the
6077one before t.i.t.s., a roseschelle cottage by the sea for nothing for ever, a
6078ladies tryon hosiery raffle at liberty, a sewerful of guineagold wine with
6079brancomongepadenopie and sickcylinder oysters worth a billion a bite,
6080an entire operahouse (there was to be stamping room only in the
6081prompter's box and everthemore his queque kept swelling) of
6082enthusiastic noblewomen flinging every coronetcrimsoned stitch they
6083had off at his probscenium, one after the others, inamagoaded into
6084ajustilloosing themselves, in their gaiety pantheomime, when, egad, sir,
6085acordant to all acountstrick, he squealed the topsquall im Deal Lil
6086Shemlockup Yellin (geewhiz, jew ear that far! soap ewer! loutgout of
6087sabaous! juice like a boyd!) for fully five minutes, infinitely better than
6088Baraton Mc Gluckin with a scrumptious cocked hat and three green,
6089cheese and tangerine trinity plumes on the right handle side of his
6090amarellous head, a coat macfarlane (the kerssest cut, you understand?) a
6091sponiard's digger at his ribs, (Alfaiate punxit) an azulblu blowsheet for
6092his blousebosom blossom and a dean's crozier that he won from
6093Cardinal Lindundarri and Cardinal Carchingarri and Cardinal Loriotuli
6094and Cardinal Occidentaccia (ah ho!) in the dearby darby doubled for
6095falling first over the hurdles, madam, in the odder hand, a.a.t.s.o.t., but
6096what with the murky light, the botchy print, the tattered cover, the
6097jigjagged page, the fumbling fingers, the foxtrotting fleas, the lieabed
6098lice, the scum on his tongue, the drop in his eye, the lump in his throat,
6099the drink in his pottle, the itch in his palm, the wail of his wind, the grief
6100from his breath, the fog of his mindfag, the buzz in his braintree, the tic
6101of his conscience, the height up his rage, the gush down his fundament,
6102the fire in his gorge, the tickle of his tail, the bane in his bullugs, the
6103squince in his suil, the rot in his eater, the ycho in his earer, the totters
6104of his toes, the tetters on his tumtytum, the rats in his garret, the bats in
6105his belfry, the budgerigars and bumbosolom beaubirds, the hullabaloo
6106and the dust in his ears since it took him a month to steal a march he
6107was hardset to mumorise more than a word a week. Hake's haulin!
6108Hook's fisk! Can you beat it? Whawe! I say, can you bait it? Was there
6109ever heard of such lowdown blackguardism? Positively it woolies one to
6110think over it.
6111
6112    Yet the bumpersprinkler used to boast aloud alone to himself with a
6113haccent on it when Mynfadher was a boer constructor and Hoy was a
6114lexical student, parole, and corrected with the blackboard (trying to
6115copy the stage Englesemen he broughts their house down on, shouting:
6116Bravure, surr Chorles! Letter purfect! Culossal, Loose Wallor! Spache!)
6117how he had been toed out of all the schicker families of the klondykers
6118from Pioupioureich, Swabspays, the land of Nod, Shruggers' Country,
6119Pension Danubierhome and Barbaropolis, who had settled and stratified
6120in the capital city after its hebdomodary metropoliarchialisation as
6121sunblistered, moonplastered, gory, wheedling, joviale, litcherous and
6122full, ordered off the gorgeous premises in most cases on account of his
6123smell which all cookmaids eminently objected to as ressembling the
6124bombinubble puzzo that welled out of the pozzo. Instead of chuthoring
6125those model households plain wholesome pothooks (a thing he never
6126possessed of his Nigerian own) what do you think Vulgariano did but
6127study with stolen fruit how cutely to copy all their various styles of
6128signature so as one day to utter an epical forged cheque on the public for
6129his own private profit until, as just related, the Dustbin's United
6130Scullerymaid's and Househelp's Sorority, better known as Sluttery's
6131Mowlted Futt, turned him down and assisted nature by unitedly shoeing
6132the source of annoyance out of the place altogether and taytotally on the
6133heat of the moment, holding one another's gonk (for no-one, hound or
6134scrublady, not even the Turk, ungreekable in purscent of the armenable,
6135dared whiff the polecat at close range) and making some pointopointing
6136remarks as they done so at the perfects of the Sniffey, your honour,
6137aboon the lyow why a stunk, mister.
6138
6139    [Jymes wishes to hear from wearers of abandoned female costumes,
6140gratefully received, wadmel jumper, rather full pair of culottes and
6141onthergarmenteries, to start city life together. His jymes is out of job,
6142would sit and write. He has lately commited one of the then
6143commandments but she will now assist. Superior built, domestic,
6144regular layer. Also got the boot. He appreciates it. Copies.
6145ABORTISEMENT.]
6146    One cannot even begin to post figure out a statuesquo ante as to how
6147slow in reality the excommunicated Drumcondriac, nate Hamis, really
6148was. Who can say how many pseudostylic shamiana, how few or how
6149many of the most venerated public impostures, how very many piously
6150forged palimpsests slipped in the first place by this morbid process from
6151his pelagiarist pen?
6152
6153    Be that as it may, but for that light phantastic of his gnose's glow as
6154it slid lucifericiously within an inch of its page (he would touch at its
6155from time to other, the red eye of his fear in saddishness, to ensign the
6156colours by the beerlitz in his mathness and his educandees to outhue to
6157themselves in the cries of girlglee: gember! inkware! chonchambre!
6158cinsero! zinnzabar! tincture and gin!) Nibs never would have quilled a
6159seriph to sheepskin. By that rosy lampoon's effluvious burning and with
6160help of the simulchronic flush in his pann (a ghinee a ghirk he ghets
6161there!) he scrabbled and scratched and scriobbled and skrevened
6162nameless shamelessness about everybody ever he met, even sharing a
6163precipitation under the idlish tarriers' umbrella of a showerproof wall,
6164while all over up and down the four margins of this rancid Shem stuff
6165the evilsmeller (who was devoted to Uldfadar Sardanapalus) used to
6166stipple endlessly inartistic portraits of himself in the act of reciting old
6167Nichiabelli's monolook interyerear Hanno, o Nonanno, acce'l
6168brubblemm'as, ser Autore, q.e.d., a heartbreakingly handsome young
6169paolo with love lyrics for the goyls in his eyols, a plaintiff's tanner
6170vuice, a jucal inkome of one hundred and thirtytwo dranchmas per yard
6171from Broken Hill stranded estate, Camebreech mannings, cutting a great
6172dash in a brandnew two guinea dress suit and a burled hogsford hired
6173for a Fursday evenin merry pawty, anna loavely long pair of inky Italian
6174moostarshes glistering with boric vaseline and frangipani. Puh! How
6175unwhisperably so!
6176
6177    The house O'Shea or O'Shame, Quivapieno, known as the Haunted
6178Inkbottle, no number Brimstone Walk, Asia in Ireland, as it was infested
6179with the raps, with his penname SHUT sepiascraped on the doorplate
6180and a blind of black sailcloth over its wan phwinshogue, in which the
6181soulcontracted son of the secret cell groped through life at the expense
6182of the taxpayers, dejected into day and night with jesuit bark and bitter
6183bite, calicohydrants of zolfor and scoppialamina by full and forty
6184Queasisanos, every day in everyone's way more exceeding in violent
6185abuse of self and others, was the worst, it is hoped, even in our western
6186playboyish world for pure mousefarm filth. You brag of your brass
6187castle or your tyled house in ballyfermont? Niggs, niggs and niggs
6188again. For this was a stinksome inkenstink, quite puzzonal to the
6189wrottel. Smatterafact, Angles aftanon browsing there thought not Edam
6190reeked more rare. My wud! The warped flooring of the lair and
6191soundconducting walls thereof, to say nothing of the uprights and
6192imposts, were persianly literatured with burst loveletters, telltale stories,
6193stickyback snaps, doubtful eggshells, bouchers, flints, borers, puffers,
6194amygdaloid almonds, rindless raisins, alphybettyformed verbage,
6195vivlical viasses, ompiter dictas, visus umbique, ahems and ahahs,
6196imeffible tries at speech unasyllabled, you owe mes, eyoldhyms,
6197fluefoul smut, fallen lucifers, vestas which had served, showered
6198ornaments, borrowed brogues, reversibles jackets, blackeye lenses,
6199family jars, falsehair shirts, Godforsaken scapulars, neverworn breeches,
6200cutthroat ties, counterfeit franks, best intentions, curried notes, upset
6201latten tintacks, unused mill and stumpling stones, twisted quills, painful
6202digests, magnifying wineglasses, solid objects cast at goblins, once
6203current puns, quashed quotatoes, messes of mottage, unquestionable
6204issue papers, seedy ejaculations, limerick damns, crocodile tears, spilt
6205ink, blasphematory spits, stale shestnuts, schoolgirl's, young ladies,
6206milkmaids', washerwomen's, shopkeepers' wives, merry widows', ex
6207nuns', vice abbess's, pro virgins', super whores', silent sisters', Charleys'
6208aunts', grandmothers', mothers'-in-laws, fostermothers', godmothers'
6209garters, tress clippings from right, lift and cintrum, worms of snot,
6210toothsome pickings, cans of Swiss condensed bilk, highbrow lotions,
6211kisses from the antipodes, presents from pickpockets, borrowed plumes,
6212relaxable handgrips, princess promises, lees of whine, deoxodised
6213carbons, convertible collars, diviliouker doffers, broken wafers,
6214unloosed shoe latchets, crooked strait waistcoats, fresh horrors from
6215Hades, globules of mercury, undeleted glete, glass eyes for an eye, gloss
6216teeth for a tooth, war moans, special sighs, longsufferings of
6217longstanding, ahs ohs ouis sis jas jos gias neys thaws sos, yeses and
6218yeses and yeses, to which, if one has the stomach to add the breakages,
6219upheavals distortions, inversions of all this chambermade music one
6220stands, given a grain of goodwill, a fair chance of actually seeing the
6221whirling dervish, Tumult, son of Thunder, self exiled in upon his ego, a
6222nightlong    a   shaking   betwixtween     white    or   reddr    hawrors,
6223noondayterrorised to skin and bone by an ineluctable phantom (may the
6224Shaper have mercery on him!) writing the mystery of himsel in
6225furniture.
6226
6227    Of course our low hero was a self valeter by choice of need so up he
6228got up whatever is meant by a stourbridge clay kitchenette and
6229lithargogalenu fowlhouse for the sake of akes (the umpple does not fall
6230very far from the dumpertree) which the moromelodious jigsmith, in
6231defiance of the Uncontrollable Birth Preservativation (Game and
6232Poultry) Act, playing lallaryrook cookerynook, by the dodginess of his
6233lentern, brooled and cocked and potched in an athanor, whites and yolks
6234and yilks and whotes to the frulling fredonnance of Mas blanca que la
6235blanca hermana and Amarilla, muy bien, with cinnamon and locusts and
6236wild beeswax and liquorice and Carrageen moss and blaster of Barry's
6237and Asther's mess and Huster's micture and Yellownan's embrocation
6238and Pinkingtone's patty and stardust and sinner's tears, acuredent to
6239Sharadan's Art of Panning, chanting, for all regale to the like of the legs
6240he left behind with Litty fun Letty fan Leven, his cantraps of fermented
6241words, abracadabra calubra culorum, (his oewfs à la Madame Gabrielle
6242de l'Eglise, his avgs à la Mistress B. de B. Meinfelde, his eiers
6243Usquadmala à la pomme de ciel, his uoves, oves and uves à la Sulphate
6244de Soude, his ochiuri sowtay sowmmonay a la Monseigneur, his
6245soufflosion of oogs with somekat on toyast à la Mère Puard, his
6246Poggadovies alla Fenella, his Frideggs à la Tricarême) in what was
6247meant for a closet (Ah ho! If only he had listened better to the four
6248masters that infanted him Father Mathew and Le Père Noble and Pastor
6249Lucas and Padre Aguilar — not forgetting Layteacher Baudwin! Ah
6250ho!) His costive Satan's antimonian manganese limolitmious nature
6251never needed such an alcove so, when Robber and Mumsell, the pulpic
6252dictators, on the nudgment of their legal advisers, Messrs Codex and
6253Podex, and under his own benefiction of their pastor Father Flammeus
6254Falconer, boycotted him of all muttonsuet candles and romeruled
6255stationery for any purpose, he winged away on a wildgoup's chase
6256across the kathartic ocean and made synthetic ink and sensitive paper
6257for his own end out of his wit's waste. You ask, in Sam Hill, how? Let
6258manner and matter of this for these our sporting times be cloaked up in
6259the language of blushfed porporates that an Anglican ordinal, not
6260reading his own rude dunsky tunga, may ever behold the brand of
6261scarlet on the brow of her of Babylon and feel not the pink one in his
6262own damned cheek.
6263
6264    Primum     opifex,   altus   prosator,    ad     terram   viviparam     et
6265cunctipotentem sine ullo pudore nec venia, suscepto pluviali atque
6266discinctis   perizomatis,   natibus   nudis    uti    nati    fuissent,   sese
6267adpropinquans, flens et gemens, in manum suam evacuavit (highly
6268prosy, crap in his hand, sorry!), postea, animale nigro exoneratus,
6269classicum pulsans, stercus proprium, quod appellavit deiectiones suas,
6270in vas olim honorabile tristitiae posuit, eodem sub invocatione
6271fratrorum geminorum Medardi et Godardi laete ac melliflue minxit,
6272psalmum qui incipit: Lingua mea calamus scribae velociter scribentis:
6273magna voce cantitans (did a piss, says he was dejected, asks to be
6274exonerated), demum ex stercore turpi cum divi Orionis iucunditate
6275mixto, cocto, frigorique exposito, encaustum sibi fecit indelibile (faked
6276O'Ryan's, the indelible ink).
6277
6278    Then, pious Eneas, conformant to the fulminant firman which
6279enjoins on the tremylose terrian that, when the call comes, he shall
6280produce nichthemerically from his unheavenly body a no uncertain
6281quantity of obscene matter not protected by copriright in the United
6282Stars of Ourania or bedeed and bedood and bedang and bedung to him,
6283with this double dye, brought to blood heat, gallic acid on iron ore,
6284through the bowels of his misery, flashly, faithly, nastily, appropriately,
6285this Esuan Menschavik and the first till last alshemist wrote over every
6286square inch of the only foolscap available, his own body, till by its
6287corrosive sublimation one continuous present tense integument slowly
6288unfolded all marryvoising moodmoulded cyclewheeling history
6289(thereby, he said, reflecting from his own individual person life
6290unlivable, transaccidentated through the slow fires of consciousness into
6291a dividual chaos, perilous, potent, common to allflesh, human only,
6292mortal) but with each word that would not pass away the squidself
6293which he had squirtscreened from the crystalline world waned
6294chagreenold and doriangrayer in its dudhud. This exists that isits after
6295having been said we know. And dabal take dabnal! And the dal dabal
6296dab aldanabal! So perhaps, agglaggagglomeratively asaspenking, after
6297all and arklast fore arklyst on his last public misappearance, circling the
6298square, for the deathfête of Saint Ignaceous Poisonivy, of the Fickle
6299Crowd (hopon the sexth day of Hogsober, killim our king, layum low!)
6300and brandishing his bellbearing stylo, the shining keyman of the wilds
6301of change, if what is sauce for the zassy is souse for the zazimas, the
6302blond cop who thought it was ink was out of his depth but bright in the
6303main.
6304
6305    Petty constable Sistersen of the Kruis-Kroon-Kraal it was, the
6306parochial watch, big the dog the dig the bog the bagger the dugger the
6307begadag degabug, who had been detailed from pollute stoties to save
6308him, this the quemquem, that the quum, from the ligatureliablous effects
6309of foul clay in little clots and mobmauling on looks, that
6310wrongcountered       the    tenderfoot     an     eveling     near     the
6311livingsmeansuniumgetherum, Knockmaree, Comty Mea, reeling more
6312to the right than he lurched to the left, on his way from a protoprostitute
6313(he would always have a (stp!) little pigeoness somewhure with his arch
6314girl, Arcoiris, smockname of Mergyt) just as he was butting in rand the
6315coyner of bad times under a hideful between the rival doors of warm
6316bethels of worship through his boardelhouse fongster, greeting for
6317grazious oras as usual: Where ladies have they that a dog meansort
6318herring? Sergo, search me, the incapable reparteed with a selfevitant
6319subtlety so obviously spurious and, raising his hair, after the grace, with
6320the christmas under his clutcharm, for Portsymasser and Purtsymessus
6321and Pertsymiss and Partsymasters, like a prance of findingos, with a
6322shillto shallto slipny stripny, in he skittled. Swikey! The allwhite poors
6323guardiant, pulpably of balltossic stummung, was literally astundished
6324over the painful sake, how he burstteself, which he was gone to, where
6325he intent to did he, whether you think will, wherend the whole current
6326of the afternoon whats the souch of a surch hads of hits of hims, urged
6327and staggered thereto in his countryports at the caledosian capacity for
6328Lieutuvisky of the caftan's wineskin and even more so, during, looking
6329his bigmost astonishments, it was said him, aschu, fun the concerned
6330outgift of the dead med dirt, how that, arrahbejibbers, conspuent to the
6331dominical order and exking noblish permish, he was namely coon at
6332bringer at home two gallonts, as per royal, full poultry till his murder.
6333Nip up and nab it!
6334
6335    Polthergeistkotzdondherhoploits! Kick? What mother? Whose
6336porter? Which pair? Why namely coon? But our undilligence has been
6337plutherotested so enough of such porterblack lowneess, too base for
6338printink! Perpending that Putterick O'Purcell pulls the coald stoane out
6339of Winterwater's and Silder Seas sing for Harreng our Keng, sept okt
6340nov dez John Phibbs march! We cannot, in mercy or justice nor on the
6341lovom for labaryntos, stay here for the residence of our existings,
6342discussing Tamstar Ham of Tenman's thirst.
6343
6344    JUSTIUS (to himother): Brawn is my name and broad is my nature
6345and I've breit on my brow and all's right with every feature and I'll brune
6346this bird or Brown Bess's bung's gone bandy. I'm the boy to bruise and
6347braise. Baus!
6348
6349    Stand forth, Nayman of Noland (for no longer will I follow you
6350obliquelike through the inspired form of the third person singular and
6351the moods and hesitensies of the deponent but address myself to you,
6352with the empirative of my vendettative, provocative and out direct),
6353stand forth, come boldly, jolly me, move me, zwilling though I am, to
6354laughter in your true colours ere you be back for ever till I give you your
6355talkingto! Shem Macadamson, you know me and I know you and all
6356your shemeries. Where have you been in the uterim, enjoying yourself
6357all the morning since your last wetbed confession? I advise you to
6358conceal yourself, my little friend, as I have said a moment ago and put
6359your hands in my hands and have a nightslong homely little confiteor
6360about things. Let me see. It is looking pretty black against you, we
6361suggest, Sheem avick. You will need all the elements in the river to
6362clean you over it all and a fortifine popespriestpower bull of attender to
6363booth.
6364
6365    Let us pry. We thought, would and did. Cur, quicquid, ubi,
6366quomodo, quoties, quibus auxiliis? You were bred, fed, fostered and
6367fattened from holy childhood up in this two easter island on the piejaw
6368of hilarious heaven and roaring the other place (plunders to night of you,
6369blunders what's left of you, flash as flash can!) and now, forsooth, a
6370nogger among the blankards of this dastard century, you have become
6371of twosome twiminds forenenst gods, hidden and discovered, nay,
6372condemned fool, anarch, egoarch, hiresiarch, you have reared your
6373disunited kingdom on the vacuum of your own most intensely doubtful
6374soul. Do you hold yourself then for some god in the manger, Shehohem,
6375that you will neither serve not let serve, pray nor let pray? And here, pay
6376the piety, must I too nerve myself to pray for the loss of selfrespect to
6377equip me for the horrible necessity of scandalisang (my dear sisters, are
6378you ready?) by sloughing off my hope and tremors while we all swin
6379together in the pool of Sodom? I shall shiver for my purity while they
6380will weepbig for your sins. Away with covered words, new
6381Solemonities for old Badsheetbaths! That inharmonious detail, did you
6382name it? Cold caldor! Gee! Victory! Now, opprobro of underslung
6383pipes, johnjacobs, while yet an adolescent (what do I say?), while still
6384puerile in your tubsuit with buttonlegs, you got a handsome present of a
6385selfraising syringe and twin feeders (you know, Monsieur Abgott, in
6386your art of arts, to your cost as well as I do (and don't try to hide it) the
6387penals lots I am now poking at) and the wheeze sort of was you should
6388(if you were as bould a stroke now as the curate that christened you,
6389sonny douth-the-candle!) repopulate the land of your birth and count up
6390your progeny by the hungered head and the angered thousand but you
6391thwarted the wious pish of your cogodparents, soph, among countless
6392occasions of failing (for, said you, I will elenchate), adding to the malice
6393of your transgression, yes, and changing its nature, (you see I have read
6394your theology for you) alternating the morosity of my delectations — a
6395philtred love, trysting by tantrums, small peace in ppenmark — with
6396sensibility, sponsibility, passibility and prostability, your lubbock's other
6397fear pleasures of a butler's life, even extruding your strabismal apologia,
6398when legibly depressed, upon defenceless paper and thereby adding to
6399the already unhappiness of this our popeyed world, scribblative! — all
6400that too with cantreds of countless catchaleens, the mannish as many as
6401the minneful, congested around and about you for acres and roods and
6402poles or perches, thick as the fluctuant sands of Chalwador,
6403accomplished women, indeed fully educanded, far from being old and
6404rich behind their dream of arrivisme, if they have only their honour left,
6405and not deterred by bad weather when consumed by amorous passion,
6406struggling to possess themselves of your boosh, one son of Sorge for all
6407daughters of Anguish, solus cum sola sive cuncties cum omnibobs (I'd
6408have been the best man for you, myself), mutely aying for that natural
6409knot, debituary vases or vessels preposterous, for what would not have
6410cost you ten bolivars of collarwork or the price of one ping pang, just a
6411lilt, let us trillt, of the oldest song in the wooed woodworld, (two-we! to-
6412one!),   accompanied      by    a   plain    gold   band!     Hail!   Hail!
6413Highbosomheaving Missmisstress Morna of the allsweetheartening
6414bridemuredemeanour! Her eye's so gladsome we'll all take shares in the
6415—— groom!
6416
6417    Sniffer of carrion, premature gravedigger, seeker of the nest of evil
6418in the bosom of a good word, you, who sleep at our vigil and fast for our
6419feast, you with your dislocated reason, have cutely foretold, a jophet in
6420your own absence, by blind poring upon your many scalds and burns
6421and blisters, impetiginous sore and pustules, by the auspices of that
6422raven cloud, your shade, and by the auguries of rooks in parlament,
6423death with every disaster, the dynamitisation of colleagues, the reducing
6424of records to ashes, the levelling of all customs by blazes, the return of a
6425lot of sweetempered gunpowdered didst unto dudst but it never stphruck
6426your mudhead's obtundity (O hell, here comes our funeral! O pest, I'll
6427miss the post!) that the more carrots you chop, the more turnips you slit,
6428the more murphies you peel, the more onions you cry over, the more
6429bullbeef you butch, the more mutton you crackerhack, the more
6430potherbs you pound, the fiercer the fire and the longer your spoon and
6431the harder you gruel with more grease to your elbow the merrier fumes
6432your new Irish stew.
6433
6434    O, by the way, yes, another thing occurs to me. You let me tell you,
6435with the utmost politeness, were very ordinarily designed, your
6436birthwrong was, to fall in with Plan, as our nationals should, as all
6437nationists must, and do a certain office (what, I will not tell you) in a
6438certain holy office (nor will I say where) during certain agonising office
6439hours (a clerical party all to yourself) from such a year to such an hour
6440on such and such a date at so and so much a week pro anno (Guinness's,
6441may I remind, were just agulp for you, failing in which you might have
6442taken the scales off boilers like any boskop of Yorek) and do your little
6443thruppenny bit and thus earn from the nation true thanks, right here in
6444our place of burden, your bourne of travail and ville of tares, where after
6445a divine's prodigence you drew the first watergasp in your life, from the
6446crib where you once was bit to the crypt you'll be twice as shy of, same
6447as we, long of us, alone with the colt in the curner, where you were as
6448popular as an armenial with the faithful, and you set fire to my tailcoat
6449when I hold the paraffin smoker under yours (I hope that chimney's
6450clear) but, slackly shirking both your bullet and your billet, you beat it
6451backwards like Boulanger from Galway (but he combed the grass
6452against his stride) to sing us a song of alibi, (the cuthone call over the
6453greybounding slowrolling amplyheaving metamorphoseous that oozy
6454rocks parapangle their preposters with) nomad, mooner by lamplight,
6455antinos, shemming amid everyone's repressed laughter to conceal your
6456scatchophily by mating, like a thoroughpaste prosodite, masculine
6457monosyllables of the same numerical mus, an Irish emigrant the wrong
6458way out, sitting on your crooked sixpenny stile, an unfrillfrocked
6459quackfriar, you (will you for the laugh of Scheekspair just help mine
6460with the epithet?) semisemitic serendipitist, you (thanks, I think that
6461describes you) Europasianised Afferyank!
6462
6463    Shall we follow each others a steplonger, drowner of daggers,
6464whiles our liege, tilyet a stranger in the frontyard of his happiness, is
6465taking, (heal helper! one gob, one gap, one gulp and gorger of all!) his
6466refreshment?
6467
6468    There grew up beside you, amid our orisons of the speediest in
6469Novena Lodge, Novara Avenue, in Patripodium-am-Bummel, oaf,
6470outofwork, one remove from an unwashed savage, on his keeping and in
6471yours, (I pose you know why possum hides is cause he haint the
6472nogumtreeumption) that other, Immaculatus, from head to foot, sir, that
6473pure one, Altrues of other times, he who was well known to celestine
6474circles before he sped aloft, our handsome young spiritual physician that
6475was to be, seducing every sense to selfwilling celebesty, the most
6476winning counterfeuille on our incomeshare lotetree, a chum of the
6477angelets, a youth those reporters so pettitily wanted as gamefellow that
6478they asked his mother for ittle earps brupper to let him tome to
6479Tindertarten, pease, and bing his scooter 'long and 'tend they were all
6480real brothers in the big justright home where Dodd lives, just to teddyfy
6481the life out of him and pat and pass him one with other like musk from
6482hand to hand, that mothersmothered model, that goodlooker with not a
6483flaw whose spiritual toilettes were the talk of half the town, for sunset
6484wear and nightfallen use and daybroken donning and nooncheon
6485showing and the very thing for teasetime, but him you laid low with one
6486hand one fine May morning in the Meddle of your Might, your bosom
6487foe, because he mussed your speller on you or because he cut a pretty
6488figure in the focus of your frontispecs (not one did you slay, no, but a
6489continent!) to find out how his innards worked!
6490
6491    Ever read of that greatgrand landfather of our visionbuilders,
6492Baaboo, the bourgeoismeister, who thought to touch both himmels at
6493the punt of his risen stiffstaff and how wishywashy sank the waters of
6494his thought? Ever thought of that hereticalist Marcon and the two
6495scissymaidies and how bulkily he shat the Ructions gunorrhal? Ever
6496hear of that foxy, that lupo and that monkax and the virgin heir of the
6497Morrisons, eh, blethering ape?
6498    Malingerer in luxury, collector general, what has Your Lowness
6499done in the mealtime with all the hamilkcars of cooked vegetables, the
6500hatfuls of stewed fruit, the suitcases of coddled ales, the Parish funds,
6501me schamer, man, that you kittycoaxed so flexibly out of charitable
6502butteries by yowling heavy with a hollow voice drop of your horrible
6503awful poverty of mind so as you couldn't even pledge a crown of
6504Thorne's to pawn a coat off Trevi's and as how you was bad no end, so
6505you was, so whelp you Sinner Pitre and Sinner Poule, with the chicken's
6506gape and pas mal de siècle, which, by the by, Reynaldo, is the ordinary
6507emetic French for grenadier's drip. To let you have your plank and your
6508bonewash (O the hastroubles you lost!), to give you your pound of
6509platinum and a thousand thongs a year (O, you were excruciated, in
6510honour bound to the cross of your own cruelfiction!) to let you have
6511your Sarday spree and holinight sleep (fame would come to you twixt a
6512sleep and a wake) and leave to lie till Paraskivee and the cockcock
6513crows for Danmark. (O Jonathan, your estomach!) The simian has no
6514sentiment secretions but weep cataracts for all me, Pain the Shamman!
6515Oft in the smelly night will they wallow for a clutch of the famished
6516hand, I say, them bearded jezabelles you hired to rob you, while on your
6517sodden straw impolitely you encored (Airish and nawboggaleesh!) those
6518hornmade ivory dreams you reved of the Ruth you called your
6519companionate, a beauty from the bible, of the flushpots of Euston and
6520the hanging garments of Marylebone. But the dormer moonshee smiled
6521selene and the lightthrowers knickered: who's whinging we? Comport
6522yourself, you inconsistency! Where is that little alimony nestegg against
6523our predictable rainy day? Is it not the fact (gainsay me, cakeeater!) that,
6524while whistlewhirling your crazy elegies around Templetombmount
6525joyntstone, (let him pass, pleasegoodjesusalem, in a bundle of straw, he
6526was balbettised after haymaking) you squandered among underlings the
6527overload of your extravagance and made a hottentot of dulpeners
6528crawsick with your crumbs? Am I not right? Yes? Yes? Yes? Holy wax
6529and holifer! Don't tell me, Leon of the fold, that you are not a loanshark!
6530Look up, old sooty, be advised by mux and take your medicine. The
6531Good Doctor mulled it. Mix it twice before repastures and powder three
6532times a day. It does marvels for your gripins and it's fine for the solitary
6533worm.
6534
6535    Let me finish! Just a little judas tonic, my ghem of all jokes, to
6536make you go green in the gazer. Do you hear what I'm seeing, hammet?
6537And remember that golden silence gives consent, Mr Anklegazer! Cease
6538to be civil, learn to say nay! Whisht! Come here, Herr Studiosus, till I
6539tell you a wig in your ear. We'll do a whisper drive, for if the barishnyas
6540got a twitter of it they'd tell the housetops and then all Cadbury would
6541go crackers. Look! Do you see your dial in the rockingglass? Look well!
6542Bend down a stigmy till I! It's secret! Iggri, I say, the booseleers! I had
6543it from Lamppost Shawe. And he had it from the Mullah. And Mull
6544took it from a Bluecoat schooler. And Gay Socks jot it from Potapheu's
6545wife. And Rantipoll tipped the wink from old Mrs Tinbullet. And as for
6546she was confussed by pro-Brother Thacolicus. And the good brother
6547feels he would need to defecate you. And the Flimsy Follettes are
6548simply beside each other. And Kelly, Kenny and Keogh are up up and
6549in arms. That a cross may crush me if I refuse to believe in it. That I
6550may rock anchor through the ages if I hope it's not true. That the host
6551may choke me if I beneighbour you without my charity! Sh! Shem, you
6552are. Sh! You are mad!
6553
6554    He points the deathbone and the quick are still. Insomnia, somnia
6555somniorum. Awmawm.
6556
6557    MERCIUS (of hisself): Domine vopiscus! My fault, his fault, a
6558kingship through a fault! Pariah, cannibal Cain, I who oathily forswore
6559the womb that bore you and the paps I sometimes sucked, you who ever
6560since have been one black mass of jigs and jimjams, haunted by a
6561convulsionary sense of not having been or being all that I might have
6562been or you meant to becoming, bewailing like a man that innocence
6563which I could not defend like a woman, lo, you there, Cathmon-
6564Carbery, and thank Movies from the innermost depths of my still attrite
6565heart, Wherein the days of youyouth are evermixed mimine, now ere the
6566compline hour of being alone athands itself and a puff or so before we
6567yield our spiritus to the wind, for (though that royal one has not yet
6568drunk a gouttelette from his consummation and the flowerpot on the
6569pole, the spaniel pack and their quarry, retainers and the public house
6570proprietor have not budged a millimetre and all that has been done has
6571yet to be done and done again, when's day's woe, and lo, you're doomed,
6572joyday dawns and, la, you dominate) it is to you, firstborn and firstfruit
6573of woe, to me, branded sheep, pick of the wasterpaperbaskel, by the
6574tremours of Thundery and Ulerin's dogstar, you alone, windblasted tree
6575of the knowledge of beautiful andevil, ay, clothed upon with the metuor
6576and shimmering like the horescens, astroglodynamonologos, the child of
6577Nilfit's father, blzb, to me unseen blusher in an obscene coalhole, the
6578cubilibum of your secret sigh, dweller in the downandoutermost where
6579voice only of the dead may come, because ye left from me, because ye
6580laughed on me, because, O me lonly son, ye are forgetting me!, that our
6581turfbrown mummy is acoming, alpilla, beltilla, ciltilla, deltilla, running
6582with her tidings, old the news of the great big world, sonnies had a
6583scrap, woewoewoe! bab's baby walks at seven months, waywayway!
6584bride leaves her raid at Punchestime, stud stoned before a racecourseful,
6585two belles that make the one appeal, dry yanks will visit old sod, and
6586fourtiered skirts are up, mesdames, while Parimiknie wears popular
6587short legs, and twelve hows to mix a tipsy wake, did ye hear, colt
6588Cooney? did ye ever, filly Fortescue? with a beck, with a spring, all her
6589rillringlets shaking, rocks drops in her tachie, tramtokens in her hair, all
6590waived to a point and then all inuendation, little oldfashioned mummy,
6591little wonderful mummy, ducking under bridges, bellhopping the weirs,
6592dodging by a bit of bog, rapidshooting round the bends, by Tallaght's
6593green hills and the pools of the phooka and a place they call it
6594Blessington and slipping sly by Sallynoggin, as happy as the day is wet,
6595babbling, bubbling, chattering to herself, deloothering the fields on their
6596elbows leaning with the sloothering slide of her, giddygaddy, grannyma,
6597gossipaceous Anna Livia.
6598He lifts the lifewand and the dumb speak.
6599
6600— Quoiquoiquoiquoiquoiquoiquoiq!
6601Chapter 8
6602
6603
6604
6605
6606O
6607
6608tell me all about
6609
6610Anna Livia! I want to hear all
6611    about Anna Livia. Well, you know Anna Livia? Yes, of course, we
6612all know Anna Livia. Tell me all. Tell me now. You'll die when you
6613hear. Well, you know, when the old cheb went futt and did what you
6614know. Yes, I know, go on. Wash quit and don't be dabbling. Tuck up
6615your sleeves and loosen your talktapes. And don't butt me — hike! —
6616when you bend. Or whatever it was they threed to make out he thried to
6617two in the Fiendish park. He's an awful old reppe. Look at the shirt of
6618him! Look at the dirt of it! He has all my water black on me. And it
6619steeping and stuping since this time last wik. How many goes is it I
6620wonder I washed it? I know by heart the places he likes to saale,
6621duddurty devil! Scorching my hand and starving my famine to make his
6622private linen public. Wallop it well with your battle and clean it. My
6623wrists are wrusty rubbing the mouldaw stains. And the dneepers of wet
6624and the gangres of sin in it! What was it he did a tail at all on Animal
6625Sendai? And how long was he under loch and neagh? It was put in the
6626newses what he did, nicies and priers, the King fierceas Humphrey, with
6627illysus distilling, exploits and all. But toms will till. I know he well.
6628Temp untamed will hist for no man. As you spring so shall you neap. O,
6629the roughty old rappe! Minxing marrage and making loof. Reeve
6630Gootch was right and Reeve Drughad was sinistrous! And the cut of
6631him! And the strut of him! How he used to hold his head as high as a
6632howeth, the famous eld duke alien, with a hump of grandeur on him like
6633a walking wiesel rat. And his derry's own drawl and his corksown
6634blather and his doubling stutter and his gullaway swank. Ask Lictor
6635Hackett or Lector Reade of Garda Growley or the Boy with the
6636Billyclub. How elster is he a called at all? Qu'appelle? Huges Caput
6637Earlyfouler. Or where was he born or how was he found? Urgothland,
6638Tvistown on the Kattekat? New Hunshire, Concord on the Merrimake?
6639Who blocksmitt her saft anvil or yelled lep to her pail? Was her banns
6640never loosened in Adam and Eve's or were him and her but captain
6641spliced? For mine ether duck I thee drake. And by my wildgaze I thee
6642gander. Flowey and Mount on the brink of time makes wishes and fears
6643for a happy isthmass. She can show all her lines, with love, license to
6644play. And if they don't remarry that hook and eye may! O, passmore that
6645and oxus another! Don Dom Dombdomb and his wee follyo! Was his
6646help inshored in the Stork and Pelican against bungelars, flu and third
6647risk parties? I heard he dug good tin with his doll, delvan first and
6648duvlin after, when he raped her home, Sabrine asthore, in a parakeet's
6649cage, by dredgerous lands and devious delts, playing catched and
6650mythed with the gleam of her shadda, (if a flic had been there to pop up
6651and pepper him!) past auld min's manse and Maisons Allfou and the rest
6652of incurables and the last of immurables, the quaggy waag for
6653stumbling. Who sold you that jackalantern's tale? Pemmican's pasty pie!
6654Not a grasshoop to ring her, not an antsgrain of ore. In a gabbard he
6655barqued it, the boat of life, from the harbourless Ivernikan Okean, till he
6656spied the loom of his landfall and he loosed two croakers from under his
6657tilt, the gran Phenician rover. By the smell of her kelp they made the
6658pigeonhouse. Like fun they did! But where was Himself, the timoneer?
6659That marchantman he suivied their scutties right over the wash, his
6660cameleer's burnous breezing up on him, till with his runagate bowmpriss
6661he roade and borst her bar. Pilcomayo! Suchcaughtawan! And the
6662whale's away with the grayling! Tune your pipes and fall ahumming,
6663you born ijypt, and you're nothing short of one! Well, ptellomey soon
6664and curb your escumo. When they saw him shoot swift up her sheba
6665sheath, like any gay lord salomon, her bulls they were ruhring, surfed
6666with spree. Boyarka buah! Boyana bueh! He erned his lille Bunbath
6667hard, our staly bred, the trader. He did. Look at here. In this wet of his
6668prow. Don't you know he was kaldt a bairn of the brine, Wasserbourne
6669the waterbaby? Havemmarea, so he was! H.C.E. has a codfisck ee. Shyr
6670she's nearly as badher as him herself. Who? Anna Livia? Ay, Anna
6671Livia. Do you know she was calling bakvandets sals from all around,
6672nyumba noo, chamba choo, to go in till him, her erring cheef, and tickle
6673the pontiff aisy-oisy? She was? Gota pot! Yssel that the limmat? As El
6674Negro winced when he wonced in La Plate. O, tell me all I want to hear,
6675how loft she was lift a laddery dextro! A coneywink after the bunting
6676fell. Letting on she didn't care, sina feza, me absantee, him man in
6677passession, the proxenete! Proxenete and phwhat is phthat? Emme for
6678your reussischer Honddu jarkon! Tell us in franca langua. And call a
6679spate a spate. Did they never sharee you ebro at skol, you
6680antiabecedarian? It's just the same as if I was to go par examplum now
6681in conservancy's cause out of telekinesis and proxenete you. For coxyt
6682sake and is that what she is? Botlettle I thought she'd act that loa. Didn't
6683you spot her in her windaug, wubbling up on an osiery chair, with a
6684meusic before her all cunniform letters, pretending to ribble a reedy
6685derg on a fiddle she bogans without a band on? Sure she can't fiddan a
6686dee, with bow or abandon! Sure, she can't! Tista suck. Well, I never
6687now heard the like of that! Tell me moher. Tell me moatst. Well, old
6688Humber was as glommen as grampus, with the tares at his thor and the
6689buboes for ages and neither bowman nor shot abroad and bales allbrant
6690on the crests of rockies and nera lamp in kitchen or church and giant's
6691holes in Grafton's causeway and deathcap mushrooms round Funglus
6692grave and the great tribune's barrow all darnels occumule, sittang
6693sambre on his sett, drammen and drommen, usking queasy quizzers of
6694his ruful continence, his childlinen scarf to encourage his obsequies
6695where he'd check their debths in that mormon's thames, be questing and
6696handsetl, hop, step and a deepend, with his berths in their toiling moil,
6697his swallower open from swolf to fore and the snipes of the gutter
6698pecking his crocs, hungerstriking all alone and holding doomsdag over
6699hunselv, dreeing his weird, with his dander up, and his fringe combed
6700over his eygs and droming on loft till the sight of the sternes, after
6701zwarthy kowse and weedy broeks and the tits of buddy and the loits of
6702pest and to peer was Parish worth thette mess. You'd think all was dodo
6703belonging to him how he durmed adranse in durance vaal. He had been
6704belching for severn years. And there she was, Anna Livia, she darent
6705catch a winkle of sleep, purling around like a chit of a child,
6706Wendawanda, a fingerthick, in a Lapsummer skirt and damazon cheeks,
6707for to ishim bonzour to her dear dubber Dan. With neuphraties and sault
6708from his maggias. And an odd time she'd cook him up blooms of fisk
6709and lay to his heartsfoot her meddery eygs, yayis, and staynish beacons
6710on toasc and a cupenhave so weeshywashy of Greenland's tay or a
6711dzoupgan of Kaffue mokau an sable or Sikiang sukry or his ale of ferns
6712in trueart pewter and a shinkobread (hamjambo, bana?) for to plaise that
6713man hog stay his stomicker till her pyrraknees shrunk to nutmeg graters
6714while her togglejoints shuck with goyt and as rash as she'd russ with her
6715peakload of vivers up on her sieve (metauwero rage it swales and rieses)
6716my hardey Hek he'd kast them frome him, with a stour of scorn, as
6717much as to say you sow and you sozh, and if he didn't peg the platteau
6718on her tawe, believe you me, she was safe enough. And then she'd esk to
6719vistule a hymn, The Heart Bowed Down or The Rakes of Mallow or
6720Chelli Michele's La Calumnia è un Vermicelli or a balfy bit ov old Jo
6721Robidson. Sucho fuffing a fifeing 'twould cut you in two! She'd bate the
6722hen that crowed on the turrace of Babbel. What harm if she knew how
6723to cockle her mouth! And not a mag out of Hum no more than out of the
6724mangle weight. Is that a faith? That's the fact. Then riding the ricka and
6725roya romanche, Annona, gebroren aroostokrat Nivia, dochter of Sense
6726and Art, with Sparks' pirryphlickathims funkling her fan, anner
6727frostivying tresses dasht with virevlies, while the prom beauties sreeked
6728nith their bearers' skins! — in a period gown of changeable jade that
6729would robe the wood of two cardinals' chairs and crush poor Cullen and
6730smother MacCabe. O blazerskate! Theirs porpor patches! And brahming
6731to him down the feedchute, with her femtyfyx kinds of fondling
6732endings,   the   poother   rambling    off   her   nose:   Vuggybarney,
6733Wickerymandy! Hello, ducky, please don't die! Do you know what she
6734started cheeping after, with a choicey voicey like waterglucks or
6735Madame Delba to Romeoreszk? You'll never guess. Tell me. Tell me.
6736Phoebe, dearest, tell, O tell me and I loved you better nor you knew.
6737And letting on hoon var daft about the warbly sangs from over holmen:
6738High hellskirt saw ladies hensmoker lilyhung pigger: and soay and soan
6739and so firth and so forth in a tone sonora and Oom Bothar below like
6740Bheri-Bheri in his sandy cloak, so umvolosy, as deaf as a yawn, the
6741stult! Go away! Poor deef old deary! Yare only teasing! Anna Liv? As
6742chalk is my judge! And didn't she up in sorgues and go and trot doon
6743and stand in her douro, puffing her old dudheen, and every shirvant
6744siligirl or wensum farmerette walking the pilend roads, Sawy, Fundally,
6745Daery or Maery, Milucre, Awny or Graw, usedn't she make her a simp
6746or sign to slip inside by the sullyport? You don't say, the sillypost?
6747Bedouix but I do! Calling them in, one by one (To Blockbeddum here!
6748Here the Shoebenacaddie!) and legging a jig or so on the sihl to show
6749them how to shake their benders and the dainty how to bring to mind the
6750gladdest garments out of sight and all the way of a maid with a man and
6751making a sort of a cackling noise like two and a penny or half a crown
6752and holding up a silliver shiner. Lordy, lordy, did she so? Well, of all
6753the ones ever I heard! Throwing all the neiss little whores in the world
6754at him! To inny captured wench you wish of no matter what sex of
6755pleissful ways two adda tammar a lizzy a lossie to hug and hab haven in
6756Humpy's apron!
6757
6758   And what was the wyerye rima she made! Odet! Odet! Tell me the
6759trent of it while I'm lathering hail out of Denis Florence MacCarthy's
6760combies. Rise it, flut ye, pian piena! I'm dying down off my iodine feet
6761until I lerryn Anna Livia's cushingloo, that was writ by one and rede by
6762two and trouved by a poule in the parco! I can see that, I see you are.
6763How does it tummel? Listen now. Are you listening? Yes, yes! Idneed I
6764am! Tarn your ore ouse! Essonne inne!
6765
6766    By earth end the cloudy but I badly want a brandnew bankside,
6767bedamp and I do, and a plumper at that!
6768
6769    For the putty affair I have is wore out, so it is, sitting, yaping and
6770waiting for my old Dane hodder dodderer, my life in death companion,
6771my frugal key of our larder, my much-altered camel's hump, my
6772jointspoiler, my maymoon's honey, my fool to the last Decemberer, to
6773wake himself out of his winter's doze and bore me down like he used to.
6774
6775    Is there irwell a lord of the manor or a knight of the shire at strike, I
6776wonder, that'd dip me a dace or two in cash for washing and darning
6777his worshipful socks for him now we're run out of horsebrose and milk?
6778
6779    Only for my short Brittas bed made's as snug as it smells it's out I'd
6780lep and off with me to the slobs della Tolka or the plage au Clontarf to
6781feale the gay aire of my salt troublin bay and the race of the saywint up
6782me ambushure.
6783
6784    Onon! Onon! tell me more. Tell me every tiny teign. I want to know
6785every single ingul. Down to what made the potters fly into jagsthole.
6786And why were the vesles vet. That homa fever's winning me wome. If a
6787mahun of the horse but hard me! We'd be bundukiboi meet askarigal.
6788Well, now comes the hazelhatchery part. After Clondalkin the Kings's
6789Inns. We'll soon be there with the freshet. How many aleveens had she
6790in tool? I can't rightly rede you that. Close only knows. Some say she
6791had three figures to fill and confined herself to a hundred eleven, wan
6792bywan bywan, making meanacuminamoyas. Olaph lamm et, all that
6793pack? We won't have room in the kirkeyaard. She can't remember half
6794of the cradlenames she smacked on them by the grace of her boxing
6795bishop's infallible slipper, the cane for Kund and abbles for Eyolf and
6796ayther nayther for Yakov Yea. A hundred and how? They did well to
6797rechristien her Pluhurabelle. O loreley! What a loddon lodes! Heigh ho!
6798But it's quite on the cards she'll shed more and merrier, twills and trills,
6799sparefours and spoilfives, nordsihkes and sudsevers and ayes and neins
6800to a litter. Grandfarthring nap and Messamisery and the knave of all
6801knaves and the joker. Heehaw! She must have been a gadabount in her
6802day, so she must, more than most. Shoal she was, gidgad. She had a
6803flewmen of her owen. Then a toss nare scared that lass, so aimai moe,
6804that's agapo! Tell me, tell me, how cam she camlin through all her
6805fellows, the neckar she was, the diveline? Casting her perils before our
6806swains from Fonte-in-Monte to Tidingtown and from Tidingtown
6807tilhavet. Linking one and knocking the next, tapting a flank and tipting a
6808jutty and palling in and pietaring out and clyding by on her eastway.
6809Waiwhou was the first thurever burst? Someone he was, whuebra they
6810were, in a tactic attack or in single combat. Tinker, tilar, souldrer, salor,
6811Pieman Peace or Polistaman. That's the thing I'm elwys on edge to esk.
6812Push up and push vardar and come to uphill headquarters! Was it
6813waterlows year, after Grattan or Flood, or when maids were in Arc or
6814when three stood hosting? Fidaris will find where the Doubt arises like
6815Nieman from Nirgends found the Nihil. Worry you sighin foh, Albern,
6816O Anser? Untie the gemman's fistiknots, Qvic and Nuancee! She can't
6817put her hand on him for the moment. Tez thelon langlo, walking weary!
6818Such a loon waybashwards to row! She sid herself she hardly knows
6819whuon the annals her graveller was, a dynast of Leinster, a wolf of the
6820sea, or what he did or how blyth she played or how, when, why, where
6821and who offon he jumpnad her and how it was gave her away. She was
6822just a young thin pale soft shy slim slip of a thing then, sauntering, by
6823silvamoonlake and he was a heavy trudging lurching lieabroad of a
6824Curraghman, making his hay for whose sun to shine on, as tough as the
6825oaktrees (peats be with them!) used to rustle that time down by the
6826dykes of killing Kildare, for forstfellfoss with a plash across her. She
6827thought she's sankh neathe the ground with nymphant shame when he
6828gave her the tigris eye! O happy fault! Me wish it was he! You're wrong
6829there, corribly wrong! Tisn't only tonight you're anacheronistic! It was
6830ages behind that when nullahs were nowhere, in county Wickenlow,
6831garden of Erin, before she ever dreamt she'd lave Kilbride and go
6832foaming under Horsepass bridge, with the great southerwestern
6833windstorming her traces and the midland's grainwaster asarch for her
6834track, to wend her ways byandby, robecca or worse, to spin and to
6835grind, to swab and to thrash, for all her golden lifey in the barleyfields
6836and pennylotts of Humphrey's fordofhurdlestown and lie with a
6837landleaper, wellingtonorseher. Alesse, the lagos of girly days! For the
6838dove of the dunas! Wasut? Izod? Are you sarthin suir? Not where the
6839Finn fits into the Mourne, not where the Nore takes lieve of Bloem, not
6840where the Braye divarts the Farer, not where the Moy changez her
6841minds twixt Cullin and Conn tween Cunn and Collin? Or where
6842Neptune sculled and Tritonville rowed and leandros three bumped
6843heroines two? Neya, narev, nen, nonni, nos! Then whereabouts in Ow
6844and Ovoca? Was it yst with wyst or Lucan Yokan or where the hand of
6845man has never set foot? Dell me where, the fairy ferse time! I will if you
6846listen. You know the dinkel dale of Luggelaw? Well, there once dwelt a
6847local heremite, Michael Arklow was his riverend name, (with many a
6848sigh I aspersed his lavabibs!) and one venersderg in junojuly, oso sweet
6849and so cool and so limber she looked, Nance the Nixie, Nanon L'Escaut,
6850in the silence, of the sycomores, all listening, the kindling curves you
6851simply can't stop feeling, he plunged both of his newly anointed hands,
6852the core of his cushlas, in her singimari saffron strumans of hair, parting
6853them and soothing her and mingling it, that was deepdark and ample
6854like this red bog at sundown. By that Vale Vowclose's lucydlac, the
6855reignbeau's heavenarches arronged orranged her. Afrothdizzying galbs,
6856her enamelled eyes indergoading him on to the vierge violetian. Wish a
6857wish! Why a why? Mavro! Letty Lerck's lafing light throw those laurals
6858now on her daphdaph teasesong petrock. Maass! But the majik wavus
6859has elfun anon meshes. And Simba the Slayer of his Oga is slewd. He
6860cuddle not help himself, thurso that hot on him, he had to forget the
6861monk in the man so, rubbing her up and smoothing her down, he baised
6862his lippes in smiling mood, kiss akiss after kisokushk (as he warned her
6863niver to, niver to, nevar) on Anna-na-Poghue's of the freckled forehead.
6864While you'd parse secheressa she hielt her souff. But she ruz two feet
6865hire in her aisne aestumation. And steppes on stilts ever since. That was
6866kissuahealing with bantur for balm! O, wasn't he the bold priest? And
6867wasn't she the naughty Livvy? Nautic Naama's now her navn. Two lads
6868in scoutsch breeches went through her before that, Barefoot Burn and
6869Wallowme Wade, Lugnaquillia's noblesse pickts, before she had a hint
6870of a hair at her fanny to hide or a bossom to tempt a birch canoedler not
6871to mention a bulgic porterhouse barge. And ere that again, leada, laida,
6872all unraidy, too faint to buoy the fairiest rider, too frail to flirt with a
6873cygnet's plume, she was licked by a hound, Chirripa-Chirruta, while
6874poing her pee, pure and simple, on the spur of the hill in old Kippure, in
6875birdsong and shearingtime, but first of all, worst of all, the wiggly
6876livvly, she sideslipped out by a gap in the Devil's glen while Sally her
6877nurse was sound asleep in a sloot and, feefee fiefie, fell over a spillway
6878before she found her stride and lay and wriggled in all the stagnant
6879black pools of rainy under a fallow coo and she laughed innocefree with
6880her limbs aloft and a whole drove of maiden hawthorns blushing and
6881looking askance upon her.
6882
6883    Drop me the sound of the findhorn's name, Mtu or Mti, sombogger
6884was wisness. And drip me why in the flenders was she frickled. And
6885trickle me through was she marcellewaved or was it weirdly a wig she
6886wore. And whitside did they droop their glows in their florry, aback to
6887wist or affront to sea? In fear to hear the dear so near or longing loth and
6888loathing longing? Are you in the swim or are you out? O go in, go on,
6889go an! I mean about what you know. I know right well what you mean.
6890Rother! You'd like the coifs and guimpes, snouty, and me to do the
6891greasy jub on old Veronica's wipers. What am I rancing now and I'll
6892thank you? Is it a pinny or is it a surplice? Arran, where's your nose?
6893And where's the starch? That's not the vesdre benediction smell. I can
6894tell from here by their eau de Colo and the scent of her oder they're Mrs
6895Magrath's. And you ought to have aird them. They've moist come off
6896her. Creases in silk they are, not crampton lawn. Baptiste me, father, for
6897she has sinned! Through her catchment ring she freed them easy, with
6898her hips' hurrahs for her knees'dontelleries. The only parr with frills in
6899old the plain. So they are, I declare! Welland well! If tomorrow keeps
6900fine who'll come tripping to sightsee? How'll? Ask me next what I
6901haven't got! The Belvedarean exhibitioners. In their cruisery caps and
6902oarsclub colours. What hoo, they band! And what hoa, they buck! And
6903here is her nubilee letters too. Ellis on quay in scarlet thread. Linked for
6904the world on a flushcaloured field. Annan exe after to show they're not
6905Laura Keown's. O, may the diabolo twisk your seifety pin! You child of
6906Mammon, Kinsella's Lilith! Now who has been tearing the leg of her
6907drawars on her? Which leg is it? The one with the bells on it. Rinse
6908them out and aston along with you! Where did I stop? Never stop!
6909Continuarration! You're not there yet. I amstel waiting. Garonne,
6910garonne!
6911
6912    Well, after it was put in the Mericy Cordial Mendicants' Sitterdag-
6913Zindeh-Munaday Wakeschrift (for once they sullied their white
6914kidloves, chewing cuds after their dinners of cheeckin and beggin, with
6915their show us it here and their mind out of that and their when you're
6916quite finished with the reading matarial), even the snee that snowdon his
6917hoaring hair had a skunner against him. Thaw, thaw, sava, savuto! Score
6918Her Chuff Exsquire! Everywhere erriff you went and every bung you
6919arver dropped into, in cit or suburb or in addled areas, the Rose and
6920Bottle or Phoenix Tavern or Power's Inn or Jude's Hotel or wherever
6921you scoured the countryside from Nannywater to Vartryville or from
6922Porta Lateen to the lootin quarter you found his ikom etsched tipside
6923down or the cornerboys cammocking his guy and Morris the Man, with
6924the role of a royss in his turgos the turrible, (Evropeahahn cheic house,
6925unskimmed sooit and yahoort, hamman now cheekmee, Ahdahm this
6926way make, Fatima, half turn!) reeling and railing round the local as the
6927peihos piped und ubanjees twanged, with oddfellow's triple tiara busby
6928rotundarinking round his scalp. Like Pate-by-the-Neva or Pete-over-
6929Meer. This is the Hausman all paven and stoned, that cribbed the Cabin
6930that never was owned that cocked his leg and hennad his Egg. And the
6931mauldrin rabble around him in areopage, fracassing a great bingkan
6932cagnan with their timpan crowders. Mind your Grimmfather! Think of
6933your Ma! Hing the Hong is his jove's hangnomen! Lilt a bolero, bulling
6934a law! She swore on croststyx nyne wyndabouts she's be level with all
6935the snags of them yet. Par the Vulnerable Virgin's Mary del Dame! So
6936she said to herself she'd frame a plan to fake a shine, the mischiefmaker,
6937the like of it you niever heard. What plan? Tell me quick and dongu so
6938crould! What the meurther did she mague? Well, she bergened a zakbag,
6939a shammy mailsack, with the lend of a loan of the light of his lampion,
6940off one of her swapsons, Shaun the Post, and then she went and
6941consulted her chapboucqs, old Mot Moore, Casey's Euclid and the
6942Fashion Display and made herself tidal to join in the mascarete. O gig
6943goggle of gigguels. I can't tell you how! It's too screaming to rizo, rabbit
6944it all! Minneha, minnehi minaaehe, minneho! O but you must, you must
6945really! Make my hear it gurgle gurgle, like the farest gargle gargle in the
6946dusky dirgle dargle! By the holy well of Mulhuddart I swear I'd pledge
6947my chanza getting to heaven through Tirry and Killy's mount of impiety
6948to hear it all, aviary word! O, leave me my faculties, woman, a while! If
6949you don't like my story get out of the punt. Well, have it your own way,
6950so. Here, sit down and do as you're bid. Take my stroke and bend to
6951your bow. Forward in and pull your overthepoise! Lisp it slaney and
6952crisp it quiet. Deel me longsome. Tongue your time now. Breathe thet
6953deep. Thouat's the fairway. Hurry slow and scheldt you go. Lynd us
6954your blessed ashes here till I scrub the canon's underpants. Flow now.
6955Ower more. And pooleypooley.
6956
6957    First she let her hair fal and down it flussed to her feet its teviots
6958winding coils. Then, mothernaked, she sampood herself with galawater
6959and fraguant pistania mud, wupper and lauar, from crown to sole. Next
6960she greesed the groove of her keel, warthes and wears and mole and
6961itcher, with antifouling butterscatch and turfentide and serpenthyme and
6962with leafmould she ushered round prunella isles and eslats dun,
6963quincecunct, allover her little mary. Peeld gold of waxwork her
6964jellybelly and her grains of incense anguille bronze. And after that she
6965wove a garland for her hair. She pleated it. She plaited it. Of
6966meadowgrass and riverflags, the bulrush and waterweed, and of fallen
6967griefs of weeping willow. Then she made her bracelets and her anklets
6968and her armlets and a jetty amulet for necklace of clicking cobbles and
6969pattering pebbles and rumbledown rubble, richmond and rehr, of Irish
6970rhunerhinerstones and shellmarble bangles. That done, a dawk of smut
6971to her airy ey, Annushka Lutetiavitch Pufflovah, and the lellipos cream
6972to her lippeleens and the pick of the paintbox for her pommettes, from
6973strawbirry reds to extra violates, and she sendred her boudeloire maids
6974to His Affluence, Ciliegia Grande and Kirschie Real, the two chirsines,
6975with respecks from his missus, seepy and sewery, and a request might
6976she passe of him for a minnikin. A call to pay and light a taper, in Brie-
6977on-Arrosa, back in a sprizzling. The cock striking mine, the stalls
6978bridely sign, there's Zambosy waiting for Me! She said she wouldn't be
6979half her length away. Then, then, as soon as the lump his back was
6980turned, with her mealiebag slang over her shulder, Anna Livia,
6981oysterface, forth of her bassein came.
6982
6983    Describe her! Hustle along, why can't you? Spitz on the iern while
6984it's hot. I wouldn't miss her for irthing on nerthe. Not for the lucre of
6985lomba strait. Oceans of Gaud, I mosel hear that! Ogowe presta! Leste,
6986before Julia sees her! Ishekarry and washemeskad, the carishy
6987caratimaney? Whole lady fair? Duodecimoroon? Bon a ventura?
6988Malagassy? What had she on, the liddel oud oddity? How much did she
6989scallop, harness and weights? Here she is, Amnisty Ann! Call her
6990calamity electrifies man.
6991
6992    No electress at all but old Moppa Necessity, angin mother of injons.
6993I'll tell you a test. But you must sit still. Will you hold your peace and
6994listen well to what I am going to say now? It might have been ten or
6995twenty to one of the night of Allclose or the nexth of April when the flip
6996of her hoogly igloo flappered and out toetippit a bushman woman, the
6997dearest little moma ever you saw, nodding around her, all smiles, with
6998ems of embarras and aues to awe, between two ages, a judyqueen, not
6999up to your elb. Quick, look at her cute and saise her quirk for the bicker
7000she lives the slicker she grows. Save us and tagus! No more? Werra
7001where in ourthe did you ever pick a Lambay chop as big as a battering
7002ram? Ay, you're right. I'm epte to forgetting, Like Liviam Liddle did
7003Loveme Long. The linth of my hough, I say! She wore a ploughboy's
7004nailstudded clogs, a pair of ploughfields in themselves: a sugarloaf hat
7005with a gaudyquiviry peak and a band of gorse for an arnoment and a
7006hundred streamers dancing off it and a guildered pin to pierce it:
7007owlglassy bicycles boggled her eyes: and a fishnetzeveil for the sun not
7008to spoil the wrinklings of her hydeaspects: potatorings boucled the loose
7009laubes   of   her    laudsnarers:    her   nude    cuba    stockings    were
7010salmospotspeckled: she sported a galligo shimmy of hazevaipar tinto
7011that never was fast till it ran in the washing: stout stays, the rivals, lined
7012her length: her bloodorange bockknickers, a two in one garment,
7013showed natural nigger boggers, fancyfastened, free to undo: her
7014blackstripe tan joseph was sequansewn and teddybearlined, with wavy
7015rushgreen epaulettes and a leadown here and there of royal swansruff: a
7016brace of gaspers stuck in her hayrope garters: her civvy codroy coat
7017with alpheubett buttons was boundaried round with a twobar tunnel belt:
7018a fourpenny bit in each pocketside weighed her safe from the blowaway
7019windrush; she had a clothespeg tight astride on her joki's nose and she
7020kep on grinding a sommething quaint in her fiumy mouth and the rrreke
7021of the fluve of the tail of the gawan of her snuffdrab siouler's skirt
7022trailed ffiffty odd Irish miles behind her lungarhodes.
7023
7024    Hellsbells, I'm sorry I missed her! Sweet gumptyum and nobody
7025fainted! But in whelk of her mouths? Was her naze alight? Everyone
7026that saw her said the dowce little delia looked a bit queer. Lotsy trotsy,
7027mind the poddle! Missus, be good and don't fol in the say! Fenny poor
7028hex she must have charred. Kickhams a frumpier ever you saw! Making
7029mush mullet's eyes at her boys dobelon. And they crowned her their
7030chariton queen, all the maids. Of the may? You don't say! Well for her
7031she couldn't see herself. I recknitz wharfore the darling murrayed her
7032mirror. She did? Mersey me! There was a koros of drouthdropping
7033surfacemen,    boomslanging      and   plugchewing,       fruiteyeing   and
7034flowerfeeding, in contemplation of the fluctuation and the undification
7035of her filimentation, lolling and leasing on North Lazers' Waal all
7036eelfare week by the Jukar Yoick's and as soon as they saw her meander
7037by that marritime way in her grasswinter's weeds and twigged who was
7038under her archdeaconess bonnet, Avondale's fish and Clarence's poison,
7039sedges an to aneber, Wit-uponCrutches to Master Bates: Between our
7040two southsates and the granite they're warming, or her face has been
7041lifted or Alp has doped!
7042
7043    But what was the game in her mixed baggyrhatty? Just the tembo in
7044her tumbo or pilipili from her pepperpot? Saas and taas and specis
7045bizaas. And where in thunder did she plunder? Fore the battle or efter
7046the ball? I want to get it frisk from the soorce. I aubette my bearb it's
7047worth while poaching on! Shake it up, do, do! That's a good old son of a
7048ditch! I promise I'll make it worth your while. And I don't mean maybe.
7049Nor yet with a goodfor. Spey me pruth and I'll tale you true.
7050
7051    Well, arundgirond in a waveney lyne aringarouma she pattered and
7052swung and sidled, dribbling her boulder through narrowa mosses, the
7053diliskydrear on our drier side and the vilde vetchvine agin us, curara
7054here, careero there, not knowing which medway or weser to strike it,
7055edereider, making chattahoochee all to her ain chichiu, like Santa Claus
7056at the cree of the pale and puny, nistling to hear for their tiny hearties,
7057her arms encircling Isolabella, then running with reconciled Romas and
7058Reims, on like a lech to be off like a dart, then bathing Dirty Hans'
7059spatters with spittle, with a Christmas box apiece for aisch and iveryone
7060of her childer, the birthday gifts they dreamt they gabe her, the spoiled
7061she fleetly laid at our door! On the matt, by the pourch and inunder the
7062cellar. The rivulets ran aflod to see, the glashaboys, the pollynooties.
7063Out of the paunschaup on to the pyre. And they all about her, juvenile
7064leads and ingenuinas, from the slime of their slums and artesaned
7065wellings, rickets and riots, like the Smyly boys at their vicereine's levee.
7066Vivi vienne, little Annchen! Vielo Anna, high life! Sing us a sula, O,
7067susuria! Ausone sidulcis! Hasn't she tambre! Chipping her and raising a
7068bit of a chir or a jary every dive she'd neb in her culdee sacco of
7069wabbash she raabed and reach out her maundy meerschaundize, poor
7070souvenir as per ricorder and all for sore aringarung, stinkers and heelers,
7071laggards and primelads, her furzeborn sons and dribblederry daughters,
7072a thousand and one of them, and wickerpotluck for each of them. For
7073evil and ever. And kiks the buch. A tinker's bann and a barrow to boil
7074his billy for Gipsy Lee; a cartridge of cockaleekie soup for Chummy the
7075Guardsman; for sulky Pender's acid nephew deltoid drops, curiously
7076strong; a cough and a rattle and wildrose cheeks for poor Piccolina
7077Petite MacFarlane; a jigsaw puzzle of needles and pins and blankets and
7078shins between them for Isabel, Jezebel and Llewelyn Mmarriage; a
7079brazen nose and pigiron mittens for Johnny Walker Beg; a papar flag of
7080the saints and stripes for Kevineen O'Dea; a puffpuff for Pudge Craig
7081and a nightmarching hare for Techertim Tombigby; waterleg and
7082gumboots each for Bully Hayes and Hurricane Hartigan; a prodigal
7083heart and fatted calves for Buck Jones, the pride of Clonliffe; a loaf of
7084bread and a father's early aim for Val from Skibereen; a jauntingcar for
7085Larry Doolin, the Ballyclee jackeen; a seasick trip on a government ship
7086for Teague O'Flanagan; a louse and trap for Jerry Coyle; slushmincepies
7087for Andy Mackenzie; a hairclip and clackdish for Penceless Peter; that
7088twelve sounds look for G. V. Brooke; a drowned doll, to face
7089downwards for modest Sister Anne Mortimer; altar falls for Blanchisse's
7090bed; Wildairs' breechettes for Magpeg Woppington; to Sue Dot a big
7091eye; to Sam Dash a false step; snakes in clover, picked and scotched,
7092and a vaticanned viper catcher's visa for Patsy Presbys; a reiz every
7093morning for Standfast Dick and a drop every minute for Stumblestone
7094Davy; scruboak beads for beatified Biddy; two appletweed stools for
7095Eva Mobbely; for Saara Philpot a jordan vale tearorne; a pretty box of
7096Pettyfib's Powder for Eileen Aruna to whiten her teeth and outflash
7097Helen Arhone; a whippingtop for Eddy Lawless; for Kitty Coleraine of
7098Butterman's Lane a penny wise for her foolish pitcher; a putty shovel for
7099Terry the Puckaun; an apotamus mask for Promoter Dunne; a niester
7100egg with a twicedated shell and a dynamight right for Pavl the Curate; a
7101collera morbous for Mann in the Cloack; a starr and girton for Draper
7102and Deane; for Will-of-the-Wisp and Barny-the-Bark two mangolds
7103noble to sweeden their bitters; for Oliver Bound a way in his frey; for
7104Seumas, thought little, a crown he feels big; a tibertine's pile with a
7105Congoswood cross on the back for Sunny Twimjim; a praises be and
7106spare me days for Brian-the Bravo; penteplenty of pity with lubilashings
7107of lust for Olona Lena Magdalena; for Camilla, Dromilla, Ludmilla,
7108Mamilla, a bucket, a packet, a book and a pillow; for Nancy Shannon a
7109Tuami brooch; for Dora Riparia Hopeandwater a cooling douche and a
7110warmingpan; a pair of Blarney braggs for Wally Meagher; a hairpin
7111slatepencil for Elsie Oram to scratch her toby, doing her best with her
7112volgar fractions; an old age pension for Betty Bellezza; a bag of the
7113blues for Funny Fitz; a Missa pro Messa for Taff de Taff; Jill, the spoon
7114of a girl, for Jack, the broth of a boy; a Rogerson Crusoe's Friday fast
7115for Caducus Angelus Rubiconstein; three hundred and sixtysix poplin
7116tyne for revery warp in the weaver's woof for Victor Hugonot; a stiff
7117steaded rake and good varians muck for Kate the Cleaner; a hole in the
7118ballad for Hosty; two dozen of cradles for J.F.X.P. Coppinger;
7119tenpounten on the pop for the daulphins born with five spoiled squibs
7120for Infanta; a letter to last a lifetime for Maggi beyond by the ashpit; the
7121heftiest frozenmeat woman from Lusk to Livienbad for Felim the Ferry;
7122spas and speranza and symposium's syrup for decayed and blind and
7123gouty Gough; a change of naves and joys of ills for Armoricus Tristram
7124Amoor Saint Lawrence; a guillotine shirt for Reuben Redbreast and
7125hempen suspendeats for Brennan on the Moor; an oakanknee for
7126Conditor Sawyer and musquodoboits for Great Tropical Scott; a C3
7127peduncle for Karmalite Kane; a sunless map of the month, including the
7128sword and stamps, for Shemus O'Shaun the Post; a jackal with hide for
7129Browne but Nolan; a stonecold shoulder for Donn Joe Vance; all lock
7130and no stable for Honorbright Merreytrickx; a big drum for Billy
7131Dunboyne; a guilty goldeny bellows, below me blow me, for Ida Ida
7132and a hushaby rocker, Elletrouvetout, for Who-issilvier — Where-is-
7133he?; whatever you like to swilly to swash, Yuinness or Yennessy,
7134Laagen or Niger, for Festus King and Roaring Peter and Frisky Shorty
7135and Treacle Tom and O. B. Behan and Sully the Thug and Master
7136Magrath and Peter Cloran and O'Delawarr Rossa and Nerone
7137MacPacem and whoever you chance to meet knocking around; and a
7138pig's bladder balloon for Selina Susquehanna Stakelum. But what did
7139she give to Pruda Ward and Katty Kanel and Peggy Quilty and Briery
7140Brosna and Teasy Kieran and Ena Lappin and Muriel Maassy and Zusan
7141Camac and Melissa Bradogue and Flora Ferns and Fauna Fox-Goodman
7142and Grettna Greaney and Penelope Inglesante and Lezba Licking like
7143Leytha Liane and Roxana Rohan with Simpatica Sohan and Una Bina
7144Laterza and Trina La Mesme and Philomena O'Farrell and Irmak Elly
7145and Josephine Foyle and Snakeshead Lily and Fountainoy Laura and
7146Marie Xavier Agnes Daisy Frances de Sales Macleay? She gave them
7147ilcka madre's daughter a moonflower and a bloodvein: but the grapes
7148that ripe before reason to them that devide the vinedress. So on Izzy, her
7149shamemaid, love shone befond her tears as from Shem, her penmight,
7150life past befoul his prime.
7151
7152    My colonial, wardha bagful! A bakereen's dusind with tithe tillies to
7153boot. That's what you may call a tale of a tub! And Hibernonian market!
7154All that and more under one crinoline envelope if you dare to break the
7155porkbarrel seal. No wonder they'd run from her pison plague. Throw us
7156your hudson soap for the honour of Clane! The wee taste the water left.
7157I'll raft it back, first thing in the marne. Merced mulde! Ay, and don't
7158forget the reckitts I lohaned you. You've all the swirls your side of the
7159current. Well, am I to blame for that if I have? Who said you're to blame
7160for that if you have? You're a bit on the sharp side. I'm on the wide.
7161Only snuffers' cornets drifts my way that the cracka dvine chucks out of
7162his cassock, with her estheryear's marsh narcissus to make him recant
7163his vanitty fair. Foul strips of his chinook's bible I do be reading,
7164dodwell disgustered but chickled with chuckles at the tittles is drawn on
7165the tattlepage. Senior ga dito: Faciasi Omo! E omo fu fò. Ho! Ho!
7166Senior ga dito: Faciasi Hidamo! Hidamo se ga facessà. Ha! Ha! And
7167Die Windermere Dichter and Lefanu (Sheridan's) old House by the
7168Coachyard and Mill (J.) On Woman with Ditto on the Floss. Ja, a
7169swamp for Altmuehler and a stone for his flossies! I know how racy
7170they move his wheel. My hands are blawcauld between isker and suda
7171like that piece of pattern chayney there, lying below. Or where is it?
7172Lying beside the sedge I saw it. Hoangho, my sorrow, I've lost it!
7173Aimihi! With that turbary water who could see? So near and yet so far!
7174But O, gihon! I lovat a gabber. I could listen to maure and moravar
7175again. Regn onder river. Flies do your float. Thick is the life for mere.
7176
7177    Well, you know or don't you kennet or haven't I told you every
7178telling has a taling and that's the he and the she of it. Look, look, the
7179dusk is growing! My branches lofty are taking root. And my cold cher's
7180gone ashley. Fieluhr? Filou! What age is at? It saon is late. 'Tis endless
7181now senne eye or erewone last saw Waterhouse's clogh. They took it
7182asunder, I hurd thum sigh. When will they reassemble it? O, my back,
7183my back, my bach! I'd want to go to Aches-les-Pains. Pingpong! There's
7184the Belle for Sexaloitez! And Concepta de Send-us-pray! Pang! Wring
7185out the clothes! Wring in the dew! Godavari, vert the showers! And
7186grant thaya grace! Aman. Will we spread them here now? Ay, we will.
7187Flip! Spread on your bank and I'll spread mine on mine. Flep! It's what
7188I'm doing. Spread! It's churning chill. Der went is rising. I'll lay a few
7189stones on the hostel sheets. A man and his bride embraced between
7190them. Else I'd have sprinkled and folded them only. And I'll tie my
7191butcher's apron here. It's suety yet. The strollers will pass it by. Six
7192shifts, ten kerchiefs, nine to hold to the fire and this for the code, the
7193convent napkins, twelve, one baby's shawl. Good mother Jossiph
7194knows, she said. Whose head? Mutter snores? Deataceas! Wharnow are
7195alle her childer, say? In kingdome gone or power to come or gloria be to
7196them farther? Allalivial, allalluvial! Some here, more no more, more
7197again lost alla stranger. I've heard tell that same brooch of the Shannons
7198was married into a family in Spain. And all the Dunders de Dunnes in
7199Markland's Vineland beyond Brendan's herring pool takes number nine
7200in yangsee's hats. And one of Biddy's beads went bobbing till she
7201rounded up lost histereve with a marigold and a cobbler's candle in a
7202side strain of a main drain of a manzinahurries off Bachelor's Walk. But
7203all that's left to the last of the Meaghers in the loup of the years prefixed
7204and between is one kneebuckle and two hooks in the front. Do you tell
7205me that now? I do in troth. Orara por Orbe and poor Las Animas! Ussa,
7206Ulla, we're umbas all! Mezha, didn't you hear it a deluge of times, ufer
7207and ufer, respund to spond? You deed, you deed! I need, I need! It's that
7208irrawaddyng I've stoke in my aars. It all but husheth the lethest
7209zswound. Oronoko! What's your trouble? Is that the great Finnleader
7210himself in his joakimono on his statue riding the high horse there
7211forehengist? Father of Otters, it is himself! Yonne there! Isset that? On
7212Fallareen Common? You're thinking of Astley's Amphitheayter where
7213the bobby restrained you making sugarstuck pouts to the ghostwhite
7214horse of the Peppers. Throw the cobwebs from your eyes, woman, and
7215spread your washing proper! It's well I know your sort of slop. Flap!
7216Ireland sober is Ireland stiff. Lord help you, Maria, full of grease, the
7217load is with me! Your prayers. I sonht zo! Madammangut! Were you
7218lifting your elbow, tell us, glazy cheeks, in Conway's Carrigacurra
7219canteen? Was I what, hobbledyhips? Flop! Your rere gait's
7220creakorheuman bitts your butts disagrees. Amn't I up since the damp
7221dawn, marthared mary allacook, with Corrigan's pulse and varicoarse
7222veins, my pramaxle smashed, Alice Jane in decline and my oneeyed
7223mongrel twice run over, soaking and bleaching boiler rags, and sweating
7224cold, a widow like me, for to deck my tennis champion son, the
7225laundryman with the lavandier flannels? You won your limpopo limp
7226fron the husky hussars when Collars and Cuffs was heir to the town and
7227your slur gave the stink to Carlow. Holy Scamander, I sar it again! Near
7228the golden falls. Icis on us! Seints of light! Zezere! Subdue your noise,
7229you hamble creature! What is it but a blackburry growth or the
7230dwyergray ass them four old codgers owns. Are you meanam Tarpey
7231and Lyons and Gregory? I meyne now, thank all, the four of them, and
7232the roar of them, that draves that stray in the mist and old Johnny
7233MacDougal along with them. Is that the Poolbeg flasher beyant,
7234pharphar, or a fireboat coasting nyar the Kishtna or a glow I behold
7235within a hedge or my Garry come back from the Indes? Wait till the
7236honeying of the lune, love! Die eve, little eve, die! We see that wonder
7237in your eye. We'll meet again, we'll part once more. The spot I'll seek if
7238the hour you'll find. My chart shines high where the blue milk's upset.
7239Forgivemequick, I'm going! Bubye! And you, pluck your watch,
7240forgetmenot. Your evenlode. So save to jurna's end! My sights are
7241swimming thicker on me by the shadows to this place. I sow home
7242slowly now by own way, moyvalley way. Towy I too, rathmine.
7243
7244   Ah, but she was the queer old skeowsha anyhow, Anna Livia,
7245trinkettoes! And sure he was the quare old buntz too, Dear Dirty
7246Dumpling, foostherfather of fingalls and dotthergills. Gammer and
7247gaffer we're all their gangsters. Hadn't he seven dams to wive him? And
7248every dam had her seven crutches. And every crutch had its seven hues.
7249And each hue had a differing cry. Sudds for me and supper for you and
7250the doctor's bill for Joe John. Befor! Bifur! He married his markets,
7251cheap by foul, I know, like any Etrurian Catholic Heathen, in their
7252pinky limony creamy birnies and their turkiss indienne mauves. But at
7253milkidmass who was the spouse? Then all that was was fair. Tys
7254Elvenland! Teems of times and happy returns. The seim anew. Ordovico
7255or viricordo. Anna was, Livia is, Plurabelle's to be. Northmen's thing
7256made southfolk's place but howmulty plurators made eachone in
7257person? Latin me that, my trinity scholard, out of eure sanscreed into
7258oure eryan! Hircus Civis Eblanensis! He had buckgoat paps on him, soft
7259ones for orphans. Ho, Lord! Twins of his bosom. Lord save us! And ho!
7260Hey? What all men. Hot? His tittering daughters of. Whawk?
7261
7262   Can't hear with the waters of. The chittering waters of. Flittering
7263bats, fieldmice bawk talk. Ho! Are you not gone ahome? What Thom
7264Malone? Can't hear with bawk of bats, all thim liffeying waters of. Ho,
7265talk save us! My foos won't moos. I feel as old as yonder elm. A tale
7266told of Shaun or Shem? All Livia's daughtersons. Dark hawks hear us.
7267Night! Night! My ho head halls. I feel as heavy as yonder stone. Tell me
7268of John or Shaun? Who were Shem and Shaun the living sons or
7269daughters of? Night now! Tell me, tell me, tell me, elm! Night night!
7270Telmetale of stem or stone. Beside the rivering waters of,
7271hitherandthithering waters of. Night!
7272Book II
7273   Chapter 1
7274
7275
7276
7277
7278   Every evening at lighting up o'clock sharp and until further notice in
7279Feenichts Playhouse. (Bar and conveniences always open, Diddlem
7280Club douncestears.) Entrancings: gads, a scrab; the quality, one large
7281shilling. Newly billed for each wickeday perfumance. Somndoze
7282massinees. By arraignment, childream's hours, expercatered. Jampots,
7283rinsed porters, taken in token. With nightly redistribution of parts and
7284players by the puppetry producer and daily dubbing of ghosters, with
7285the benediction of the Holy Genesius Archimimus and under the
7286distinguished patronage of their Elderships the Oldens from the four
7287coroners of Findrias, Murias, Gorias and Falias, Messoirs the Coarbs,
7288Clive Sollis, Galorius Kettle, Pobiedo Lancey and Pierre Dusort, while
7289the Caesar-in-Chief looks. On. Sennet. As played to the Adelphi by the
7290Brothers Bratislavoff (Hyrcan and Haristobulus), after humpteen
7291dumpteen revivals. Before all the King's Hoarsers with all the Queen's
7292Mum.      And    wordloosed      over    seven    seas     crowdblast     in
7293cellelleneteutoslavzendlatinsoundscript. In four tubbloids. While fern
7294may cald us until firn make cold. The Mime of Mick, Nick and the
7295Maggies, adopted from the Ballymooney Bloodriddon Murther by
7296Bluechin Blackdillain (authorways 'Big Storey'), featuring:
7297
7298    GLUGG (Mr Seumas McQuillad, hear the riddles between the robot
7299in his dress circular and the gagster in the rogues' gallery), the bold bad
7300bleak boy of the storybooks, who, when the tabs go up, as we discover,
7301because he knew to mutch, has been divorced into disgrace court by
7302
7303    THE    FLORAS       (Girl   Scouts   from    St.     Bride's   Finishing
7304Establishment, demand acidulateds), a month's bunch of pretty maidens
7305who, while they pick on her, their pet peeve, form with valkyrienne
7306licence the guard for
7307    IZOD (Miss Butys Pott, ask the attendantess for a leaflet), a
7308bewitching blonde who dimples delightfully and is approached in
7309loveliness only by her grateful sister reflection in a mirror, the cloud of
7310the opal, who, having jilted Glugg, is being fatally fascinated by
7311
7312    CHUFF (Mr Sean O'Mailey, see the chalk and sanguine pictograph
7313on the safety drop), the fine frank fairhaired fellow of the fairytales,
7314who wrestles for tophole with the bold bad bleak boy Glugg, geminally
7315about caps or puds or tog bags or bog gats or chuting rudskin gunerally
7316or something, until they adumbrace a pattern of somebody else or other,
7317after which they are both carried off the set and brought home to be well
7318soaped, sponged and scrubbed again by
7319
7320    ANN (Miss Corrie Corriendo, Grischun scoula, bring the babes,
7321Pieder, Poder and Turtey, she mistributes mandamus monies, after
7322perdunamento, hendrud aloven entrees, pulcinellis must not miss our
7323national rooster's rag), their poor little old mother-inlieu, who is woman
7324of the house, playing opposite to
7325
7326    HUMP (Mr Makeall Gone, read the sayings from Laxdalesaga in
7327the programme about King Ericus of Schweden and the spirit's whispers
7328in his magical helmet), cap-a-pipe with watch and topper, coat, crest and
7329supporters, the cause of all our grievances, the whirl, the flash and the
7330trouble, who, having partially recovered from a recent impeachment due
7331to egg everlasting, but throughandthoroughly proconverted, propounded
7332for cyclological, is, studding sail once more, jibsheets and royals, in the
7333semblance of the substance for the membrance of the umbrance with the
7334remnance of the emblence reveiling a quemdam supercargo, of The
7335Rockery, Poopinheavin, engaged in entertaining in his pilgrimst
7336customhouse at Caherlehome-upon-Eskur those statutory persons
7337
7338    THE CUSTOMERS (Components of the Afterhour Courses at St.
7339Patricius' Academy for Grownup Gentlemen, consult the annuary,
7340coldporters sibsuction), a bundle of a dozen of representative
7341locomotive civics, each inn quest of outings, who are still more sloppily
7342served after every cup final by
7343
7344    SAUNDERSON (Mr Knut Oelsvinger, Tiffsdays off, wouldntstop
7345in bad, imitation of flatfish, torchbearing supperaape, dud halfsovereign,
7346no chee daily, rolly pollsies, Glen of the Downs, the Gugnir, his
7347geyswerks, his earsequack, his lokistroki, o.s.v.), a scherinsheiner and
7348spoilcurate, unconcerned in the mystery but under the inflounce of the
7349milldieuw and butt of
7350
7351    KATE (Miss Rachel Lea Varian, she tells forkings for baschfellors,
7352under purdah of card palmer teaput tosspot Madam d'Elta, during the
7353pawses), kook-and-dishdrudge, whitch believes wanthingthats, whouse
7354be the churchyard or whorts up the aasgaars, the show must go on.
7355
7356    Time: the pressant.
7357
7358    With futurist onehorse balletbattle pictures and the Pageant of Past
7359History   worked up with animal variations amid everglaning
7360mangrovemazes and beorbtracktors by Messrs Thud and Blunder.
7361Shadows by the film folk, masses by the good people. Promptings by
7362Elanio Vitale. Longshots, upcloses, outblacks and stagetolets by
7363Hexenschuss, Coachmaher, Incubone and Rocknarrag. Creations
7364tastefully designed by Madame Berthe Delamode. Dances arranged by
7365Harley Quinn and Coollimbeina. Jests, jokes, jigs and jorums for the
7366Wake lent from the properties of the late cemented Mr T. M. Finnegan
7367R.I.C. Lipmasks and hairwigs by Ouida Nooikke. Limes and Floods by
7368Crooker and Toll. Kopay pibe by Kappa Pedersen. Hoed Pine hat with
7369twentyfour ventholes by        Morgen. Bosse and stringbag from
7370Heteroditheroe's and All Ladies' presents. Tree taken for grafted. Rock
7371rent. Phenecian blends and Sourdanian doofpoosts by Shauvesourishe
7372and Wohntbedarft. The oakmulberryeke with silktrick twomesh from
7373Shop-Sowry, seedsmanchap. Grabstone beg from General Orders
7374Mailed. The crack (that's Cork!) by a smoker from the gods. The
7375interjection (Buckley!) by the fire ment in the pit. Accidental music
7376providentially arranged by L'Archet and Laccorde. Melodiotiosities in
7377purefusion by the score. To start with in the beginning, we need hirtly
7378bemark, a community prayer, everyone for himself, and to conclude
7379with as an exodus, we think it well to add, a chorale in canon, good for
7380us all for us all us all all. Songs betune the acts by the ambiamphions of
7381Annapolis, Joan MockComic, male soprano, and Jean Souslevin, bass
7382noble, respectively: O, Mester Sogermon, ef thes es whot ye deux, then
7383I'm not surpleased ye want that bottle of Sauvequipeu and Oh Off
7384Nunch Der Rasche Ver Lasse Mitsch Nitscht. Till the summit scenes of
7385climbacks    castastrophear,   The     Bearded    Mountain     (Polymop
7386Baretherootsch), and The River Romps to Nursery (Maidykins in
7387Undiform). The whole thugogmagog, including the portions understood
7388to be oddmitted as the results of the respective titulars neglecting to
7389produce themselves, to be wound up for an afterenactment by a
7390Magnificent Transformation Scene showing the Radium Wedding of
7391Neid and Moorning and the Dawn of Peace, Pure, Perfect and Perpetual,
7392Waking the Weary of the World.
7393
7394    An argument follows.
7395
7396    Chuffy was a nangel then and his soard fleshed light like likening.
7397Fools top! Singty, sangty, meekly loose, defendy nous from
7398prowlabouts. Make a shine on the curst. Emen.
7399
7400    But the duvlin sulph was in Glugger, that lost-to-lurning. Punct. He
7401was sbuffing and sputing, tussing like anisine, whipping his eyesoult
7402and gnatsching his teats over the brividies from existers and the outher
7403liubbocks of life. He halth kelchy chosen a clayblade and makes prayses
7404to his three of clubs. To part from these, my corsets, is into overlusting
7405fear. Acts of feet, hoof and jarrety: athletes longfoot. Djowl, uphere!
7406
7407    Aminxt that nombre of evelings, but how pierceful in their
7408sojestiveness were those first girly stirs, with zitterings of flight released
7409and twinglings of twitchbells in rondel after, with waverings that made
7410shimmershake rather naightily all the duskcended airs and shylit
7411beaconings from shehind hims back. Sammy, call on. Mirrylamb, she
7412was shuffering all the diseasinesses of the unherd of. Mary Louisan
7413Shousapinas! If Arck could no more salve his agnols from the wiles of
7414willy wooly woolf! If all the airish signics of her dipandump helpabit
7415from an Father Hogam till the Mutther Masons could not that Glugg to
7416catch her by the calour of her brideness! Not Rose, Sevilla nor
7417Citronelle; not Esmeralde, Pervinca nor Indra; not Viola even nor all of
7418them four themes over. But, the monthage stick in the melmelode jawr,
7419I am (twintomine) all thees thing. Up tighty in the front, down again on
7420the loose, drim and drumming on her back and a pop from her whistle.
7421What is that, O holytroopers? Isot givin yoe?
7422
7423    Up he stulpled, glee you gees, with search a fling did die near sea,
7424beamy owen and calmy hugh and if you what you my call for me I will
7425wishyoumaycull for you.
7426
7427    And they are met, face a facing. They are set, force to force. And no
7428such Copenhague-Marengo was less so fated for a fall since in
7429Glenasmole of Smiling Thrushes Patch Whyte passed O'Sheen ascowl.
7430
7431    Arrest thee, scaldbrother! came the evangelion, sabre accusant, from
7432all Saint Joan's Wood to kill or maim him, and be dumm but ill
7433s'arrested. Et would proffer to his delected one the his trifle from the
7434grass.
7435
7436    A space. Who are you? The cat's mother. A time. What do you lack?
7437The look of a queen.
7438
7439    But what is that which is one going to prehend? Seeks, buzzling is
7440brains, the feinder.
7441
7442    The howtosayto itiswhatis hemustwhomust worden schall. A
7443darktongues, kunning. O theoperil! Ethiaop lore, the poor lie. He askit
7444of the hoothed fireshield but it was untergone into the matthued heaven.
7445He soughed it from the luft but that bore ne mark ne message. He luked
7446upon the bloomingrund where ongly his corns were growning. At last he
7447listed back to beckline how she pranked alone so johntily. The skand for
7448schooling.
7449
7450   With nought a wired from the wordless either.
7451
7452   Item. He was hardset then. He wented to go (somewhere) while he
7453was weeting. Utem. He wished to grieve on the good persons, that is the
7454four gentlemen. Otem. And it was not a long time till he was feeling
7455true forim he was goodda purssia and it was short after that he was
7456fooling mehaunt to mehynte he was an injine ruber. Etem. He was at his
7457thinker's aunts to give (the four gentlemen) the presence (of a curpse).
7458And this is what he would be willing. He fould the fourd; they found
7459the hurtled stones; they fell ill with the gravy duck: and he sod town
7460with the roust of the meast. Atem.
7461
7462   Towhere byhangs ourtales.
7463
7464   Ah ho! This poor Glugg! It was so said of him about of his old
7465fontmouther. Truly deplurabel! A dire, O dire! And all the
7466freightfullness whom he inhebited after his colline born janitor.
7467Sometime towerable! With that hehry antlets on him and the baublelight
7468bulching out of his sockets whiling away she sprankled his allover with
7469her noces of interregnation: How do you do that lack a lock and pass the
7470poker, please? And bids him tend her, lute and airly. Sing, sweetharp,
7471thing to me anone! So that Glugg, the poor one, in that limbopool which
7472was his subnesciousness he could scares of all knotknow whither his
7473morrder had bourst a blabber or if the vogalstones that hit his tynpan
7474was that mearly his skoll missed her. Misty's trompe or midst his
7475flooting? Ah, ho! Cicely, awe!
7476
7477    The youngly delightsome frilles-in-pleyurs are now showen drawen,
7478if bud one, or, if in florileague, drawens up consociately at the hinder
7479sight of their commoner guardian. Her boy fiend or theirs, if they are so
7480plurielled, cometh up as a trapadour, sinking how he must fand for
7481himself by gazework what their colours wear as they are all showen
7482drawens up. Tireton, cacheton, tireton, ba! Doth that not satisfy youth,
7483sir? Quanty purty bellas, here, Madama Lifay! And what are you going
7484to charm them to, Madama, do say? Cinderynelly angled her slipper; it
7485was cho chiny yet braught her a groom. He will angskt of them from
7486their commoner guardian at next lineup (who is really the rapier of the
7487two though thother brother can hold his own, especially for he
7488bandished it with his hand the hold time, mamain, a simply gracious:
7489Mi, O la!), and reloose that thong off his art: Hast thou feel liked
7490carbunckley ones? Apun which his poohoor pricoxity theirs is a little
7491tittertit of hilarity (Lad-o'-me-soul! Lad-o'-me-soul, see!) and the
7492wordchary is atvoiced ringsoundinly by their toots ensembled, though
7493not meaning to be clever, but just with a shrug of their hips to go to troy
7494and harff a freak at himself by all that story to the ulstramarines.
7495Otherwised, holding their noises, they insinuate quiet private, Ni, he
7496make peace in his preaches and play with esteem.
7497
7498    Warewolff! Olff! Toboo!
7499    So olff for his topheetuck the ruck made raid, aslick aslegs would
7500run; and he ankered on his hunkers with the belly belly prest. Asking:
7501What's my muffinstuffinaches for these times? To weat: Breath and
7502bother and whatarcurss. Then breath more bother and more whatarcurss.
7503Then no breath no bother but worrawarrawurms. And Shim shallave
7504shome.
7505
7506    As Rigagnolina to Mountagnone, what she meaned he could not
7507can. All she meaned was golten sylvup, all she meaned was some
7508Knight's ploung jamn. It's driving her dafft like he's so dumnb. If he'd
7509lonely talk instead of only gawk as thought yateman hat stuck hits stick
7510althrough his spokes and if he woold nut wolly so! Hee. Speak, sweety
7511bird! Mitzymitzy! Though I did ate tough turf I'm not the bogdoxy.
7512
7513    Have you monbreamstone?
7514
7515    No.
7516
7517    or Hellfeuersteyn?
7518
7519    No.
7520
7521    Or Van Diemen's coral pearl?
7522
7523    No.
7524
7525    He has lost.
7526
7527    Off to clutch, Glugg! Forwhat! Shape your reres, Glugg! Foreweal!
7528Ring we round, Chuff! Fairwell! Chuffchuff's inners even. All's rice
7529with their whorl!
7530    Yet, ah tears, who can her mater be? She's promised he'd eye her.
7531To try up her pretti. But now it's so longed and so fared and so forth.
7532Jerry for jauntings. Alabye! Fled.
7533
7534    The flossies all and mossies all they drooped upon her draped
7535brimfall. The bowknots, the showlots, they wilted into woeblots. The
7536pearlagraph, the pearlagraph, knew whitchly whether to weep or laugh.
7537For always down in Carolinas lovely Dinahs vaunt their view.
7538
7539    Poor Isa sits a glooming so gleaming in the gloaming; the tincelles a
7540touch tarnished wind no lovelinoise awound her swan's. Hey, lass!
7541Woefear gleam she so glooming, this pooripathete I solde? Her
7542beauman's gone of a cool. Be good enough to symperise. If he's at
7543anywhere she's therefor to join him. If it's to nowhere she's going to too.
7544Buf if he'll go to be a son to France's she'll stay daughter of Clare. Bring
7545tansy, throw myrtle, strew rue, rue, rue. She is fading out like Journee's
7546clothes so you can't see her now. Still we know how Day the Dyer
7547works, in dims and deeps and dusks and darks. And among the shades
7548that Eve's now wearing she'll meet anew fiancy, tryst and trow. Mammy
7549was, Mimmy is, Minuscoline's to be. In the Dee dips a dame and the
7550dame desires a demselle but the demselle dresses dolly and the dolly
7551does a dulcydamble. The same renew. For though she's unmerried she'll
7552after truss up and help that hussyband how to hop. Hip it and trip it and
7553chirrub and sing. Lord Chuffy's sky sheraph and Glugg's got to swing.
7554    So and so, toe by toe, to and fro they go round, for they are the
7555ingelles, scattering nods as girls who may, for they are an angel's
7556garland.
7557
7558    Catchmire stockings, libertyed garters, shoddyshoes, quicked out
7559with selver. Pennyfair caps on pinnyfore frocks and a ring on her
7560fomefing finger. And they leap so looply, looply, as they link to light.
7561And they look so loovely, loovelit, noosed in a nuptious night. Withasly
7562glints in. Andecoy glants out. They ramp it a little, a lessle, a lissle.
7563Then rompride round in rout.
7564
7565    Say them all but tell them apart, cadenzando coloratura! R is
7566Rubretta and A is Arancia, Y is for Yilla and N for greeneriN. B is
7567Boyblue with odalisque O while W waters the fleurettes of
7568novembrance. Though they're all but merely a schoolgirl yet these way
7569went they. I' th' view o' th'avignue dancing goes entrancing roundly.
7570Miss Oodles of Anems before the Luvium doeslike. So. And then again
7571doeslike. So. And miss Endles of Eons efter Dies of Eirae doeslike. So.
7572And then again doeslike. So. The many wiles of Winsure.
7573
7574    The grocer's bawd she slips her hand in the haricot bag, the lady in
7575waiting sips her sup from the paraffin can, Mrs Wildhare Quickdoctor
7576helts her skelts up the casuaway the flasht instinct she herds if a tinkle
7577of tunder, the widow Megrievy she knits cats' cradles, this bountiful
7578actress leashes a harrier under her tongue, and here's the girl who she's
7579kneeled in coldfashion and she's told her priest (spt!) she's pot on a chap
7580(chp!) and this lass not least, this rickissime woman, who she writes foot
7581fortunes money times over in the nursery dust with her capital thumb.
7582Buzz. All runaway sheep bound back bopeep, trailing their teenes
7583behind them. And these ways wend they. And those ways went they.
7584Winnie, Olive and Beatrice, Nelly and Ida, Amy and Rue. Here they
7585come back, all the gay pack, for they are the florals, from foncey and
7586pansey to papavere's blush, foresake-me-nought, while there's leaf
7587there's hope, with primtim's ruse and marrymay's blossom, all the
7588flowers of the ancelles' garden.
7589
7590    But vicereversing thereout from those palms of perfection to anger
7591arbour, treerack monatan, scroucely out of scout of ocean, virid with
7592woad, what tornaments of complementary rages rocked the divlun from
7593his punchpoll to his tummy's shentre as he displaid all the oathword
7594science of his visible disgrace. He was feeling so funny and floored for
7595the cue, all over which girls as he don't know whose hue. If goosseys
7596gazious would but fain smile him a smile he would be fondling a praise
7597he ate some nice bit of fluff. But no geste reveals the unconnouth.
7598They're all odds against him, the beasties. Scratch. Start.
7599
7600    He dove his head into Wat Murrey, gave Stewart Ryall a puck on
7601the plexus, wrestled a hurry-come-union with the Gillie Beg, wiped all
7602his sinses, martial and menial, out of Shrove Sundy MacFearsome,
7603excremuncted as freely as any frothblower into MacIsaac, had a belting
7604bout, chaste to chaste, with McAdoo about nothing and, childhood's age
7605being aye the shameleast, tel a Tartaran tastarin toothsome tarrascone
7606tourtoun, vestimentivorous chlamydophagian, imbretellated himself for
7607any time untellable with what hung over to the Machonochie Middle
7608from the MacSiccaries of the Breeks. Home!
7609
7610   Allwhile, moush missuies from mungy monsie, preying in his mind,
7611son of Everallin, within himself, he swure. Macnoon maggoty mag!
7612Cross of a coppersmith bishop! He would split. He do big squeal like
7613holy Trichepatte. Seek hells where from yank islanders the petriote's
7614absolation. Mocknitza! Genik! He take skiff come first dagrene day
7615overwide tumbler, rough and dark, till when bow of the shower show of
7616the bower with three shirts and a wind, pagoda permettant,
7617crookolevante, the bruce, the coriolano and the ignacio. From prudals to
7618the secular but from the cumman to the nowter. Byebye, Brassolis, I'm
7619breaving! Our war, Dully Gray! A conansdream of lodascircles, he here
7620schlucefinis. Gelchasser no more! Mischnary for the minestrary to all
7621the sems of Aram. Shimach, eon of Era. Mum's for's maxim, ban's for's
7622book and Dodgesome Dora for hedgehung sheolmastress. And Unkel
7623Silanse coach in diligence. Disconnection of the succeeding. He
7624wholehog himself for carberry banishment care of Pencylmania, Bretish
7625Armerica, to melt Mrs Gloria of the Bunkers' Trust, recorporated,
7626(prunty!) by meteoromancy and linguified heissrohgin, quit to hail a
7627hurry laracor and catch the Paname-Turricum and regain that absendee
7628tarry easty, his citta immediata, by an alley and detour with farecard
7629awailable getrennty years. Right for Rovy the Roder. From the safe side
7630of distance! Libera, nostalgia! Beate Laurentie O'Tuli, Euro pra nobis!
7631Every monk his own cashel where every little ligger is his own
7632liogotenente with inclined jambs in full purview to his pronaose and to
7633the deretane at his reredoss. Fuisfinister, fuyerescaper! He would, with
7634the greatest of ease, before of weighting midhook, by dear home
7635trashold on the raging canal, for othersites of Jorden, (heave a hevy,
7636waterboy!) make one of hissens with a knockonacow and a chow
7637collegions and fire off, gheol ghiornal, foull subustioned mullmud, his
7638farced epistol to the hibruws. From Cernilius slomtime prepositus of
7639Toumaria to the clutch in Anteach. Salvo! Ladigs and jointuremen! No
7640more turdenskaulds! Free leaves for ebribadies! All tinsammon in the
7641yord! With harm and aches till farther alters! Wild primates not stop
7642him frem at rearing a writing in handy antics. Nom de plume! Gout
7643strap Fenlanns! And send Jarge for Mary Inklenders! And daunt you
7644logh if his vineshanky's schwemmy! For he is the general, make no
7645mistake in he. He is General Jinglesome.
7646
7647    Go in for scribenery with the satiety of arthurs in S.P.Q.R.ish and
7648inform to the old sniggering publicking press and its nation of
7649sheepcopers about the whole plighty troth between them, malady of
7650milady made melodi of malodi, she, the lalage of lyonesses, and him,
7651her knave arrant. To Wildrose La Gilligan from Croppy Crowhore. For
7652all within crystal range.
7653
7654    Ukalepe. Loathers' leave. Had Days. Nemo in Patria. The Luncher
7655Out. Skilly and Carubdish. A Wondering Wreck. From the Mermaids'
7656Tavern. Bullyfamous. Naughtsycalves. Mother of Misery. Walpurgas
7657Nackt.
7658    Maleesh! He would bare to untired world of Leimuncononnulstria
7659(and what a strip poker globbtrottel they pairs would looks!) how
7660wholefallows, his guffer, the sabbatarian (might faction split his beard!),
7661he too had a great big oh in the megafundum of his tomashunders and
7662how her Lettyshape, his gummer, that congealed sponsar, she had never
7663cessed at waking malters among the jemassons since the duft that
7664meataxe delt her made her microchasm as gap as down low. So they
7665fished in the kettle and fought free and if she bit his tailibout all hat
7666tiffin for thea. He would jused sit it all write down just as he would
7667jused set it up all writhefully rate in blotch and void, yielding to no man
7668in hymns ignorance, seeing how heartsilly sorey he was, owning to the
7669condrition of his bikestool. And, reading off his fleshskin and writing
7670with his quillbone, fillfull ninequires with it for his auditers, Caxton and
7671Pollock, a most moraculous jeeremyhead sindbook for all the peoples,
7672under the presidency of the suchess of sceaunonsceau, a hadtobe heldin,
7673thoroughly enjoyed by many so meny on block at Boyrut season and for
7674their account ottorly admired by her husband in sole intimacy, about
7675whose told his innersense and the grusomehed's yoeureeke of his
7676spectrescope and why he was off colour and how he was ambothed
7677upon by the very spit of himself, first on the cheekside by Michelangelo
7678and, besouns thats, over on the owld jowly side by Bill C. Babby, and
7679the suburb's formule why they provencials drollo eggspilled him out of
7680his homety dometry narrowedknee domum (osco de basco de pesco de
7681bisco!) because all his creature comfort was an omulette finas erbas in
7682an ark finis orbe and, no master how mustered, mind never mend, he
7683could neither swuck in nonneither swimp in the flood of cecialism and
7684the best and schortest way of blacking out a caughtalock of all the
7685sorrors of Sexton until he would accoster her coume il fou in teto-dous
7686as a wagoner would his mudheeldy wheesindonk at their trist in Parisise
7687after tourments of tosend years, bread cast out on waters, making goods
7688at mutuurity, Mondamoiseau of Casanuova and Mademoisselle from
7689Armentières. Neblonovi's Nivonovio! Nobbio and Nuby in ennoviacion!
7690Occitantitempoli! He would si through severalls of sanctuaries
7691maywhatmay mightwhomight so as to meet somewhere, if produced, on
7692a demi panssion for his whole lofetime, payment in goo to slee music
7693and poisonal comfany, following which, like Ipsey Secumbe, when he
7694fingon to foil the fluter, she could have all the g. s. M. she moohooed
7695after fore and rickwards to herslF, including science of sonorous silence,
7696while he, being brung up on soul butter, have recourse of course to
7697poetry. With tears for his coronaichon, such as engines weep. Was liffe
7698worth leaving? Nej!
7699
7700    Tholedoth, treetrene! Zokrahsing, stone! Arty, reminiscensitive, at
7701bandstand finale on grand carriero, dreaming largesse of lifesighs over
7702early lived offs — all old Sators of the Sowsceptre highly nutritius
7703family histrionic, genitricksling with Avus and Avia, that simple pair,
7704and descendant down on veloutypads by a vuncular process to Nurus
7705and Noverca, those notorious nepotists, circumpictified in their sobrine
7706census, patriss all of them by the glos on their germane faces and their
7707socerine eyes like transparents of vitricus, patruuts to a man, the
7708archimade levirs of his ekonome world. Remember thee, castle
7709throwen? Ones propsperups treed, now stohong baroque. And oil paint
7710use a pumme if yell trace me there title to where was a hovel not a havel
7711(the first rattle of his juniverse) with a tingtumtingling and a next, next
7712and next (gin a paddy? got a petty? gussies, gif it ope?), while itch ish
7713shome.
7714
7715    — My God, alas, that dear olt tumtum home
7716
7717    Whereof in youthfood port I preyed
7718
7719    Amook the verdigrassy convict vallsall dazes.
7720
7721    And cloitered for amourmeant in thy boosome shede!
7722
7723    His mouthfull of ecstasy (for Shing-Yung-Thing in Shina from
7724Yoruyume across the Timor Sea), herepong (maladventure!) shot
7725pinging up through the errorooth of his wisdom (who thought him a
7726Fonar all, feastking of shellies by googling Lovvey, regally freytherem,
7727eagelly plumed, and wasbut gumboil owrithy prods wretched some
7728horsery megee plods coffin acid odarkery pluds dense floppens
7729mugurdy) as thought it had been zawhen intwo. Wholly sanguish
7730blooded up disconvulsing the fixtures of his fizz. Apang which his
7731tempory chewer med him a crazy chump of a Haveajube Sillayass.
7732Joshua Croesus, son of Nunn! Though he shall live for millions of years
7733a life of billions of years, from their roseaced glows to their violast
7734lustres, he shall not forget that pucking Pugases. Holihowlsballs and
7735bloody acres! Like gnawthing unheardth!
7736    But, by Jove Chronides, Seed of Summ, after at he had bate his
7737breastplates for, forforget, forforgetting his birdsplace, it was soon that,
7738that he, that he rehad himself. By a prayer? No, that comes later. By
7739contrite attrition? Nay, that we passed. Mid esercizism? So is richt.
7740
7741    And it was so. And Malthos Moramor resumed his soul. With: Go
7742Ferchios off to Allad out of this! An oldsteinsong. He threwed his fit up
7743to his aers, rolled his poligone eyes, snivelled from his snose and blew
7744the guff out of his hornypipe. The hopjoimt jerk of a ladle broom jig
7745that he learned in locofoco when a redhot turnspite he. Under reign of
7746old Roastin the Bowl Ratskillers, readyos! Why was that man for he's
7747doin her wrong! Lookery looks, how he's knots in his entrails! Mookery
7748mooks, it's a grippe of his gripes. Seekeryseeks, why his biting he's head
7749off? Cokerycokes, it's his spurt of coal. And may his tarpitch dilute not
7750give him chromitis! For the mauwe that blinks you blank is mostly
7751Carbo. Where the inflammabilis might pursuive his comburenda with a
7752pure flame and a true flame and a flame all toogasser, soot. The worst is
7753over. Wait! And the dubuny Mag may gang to preesses. With Dinny
7754Finneen, me canty, ho! In the lost of the gleamens. Sousymoust. For he
7755would himself deal a treatment as might be trusted in anticipation of his
7756inculmination unto fructification for the major operation. When (pip!) a
7757message interfering intermitting interskips from them (pet!) on herzian
7758waves, (call her venicey names! call her a stell!) a butterfly from her
7759zipclasped handbag, a wounded dove astarted from, escaping out her
7760forecotes. Isle wail for yews, O doherlynt! The poetesser. And around
7761its scorched cap she has twilled a twine of flame to let the laitiest know
7762she's marrid. And pim it goes backballed. Tot burns it so leste. A
7763claribel cumbeck to errind. Hers before his even, posted ere penned.
7764He's your change, thinkyou methim. Go daft noon, madden, mind the
7765step. Please stoop O to please. Stop. What saying? I have soreunder
7766from to him now, dearmate ashore, so, so compleasely till I can get
7767redressed, which means the end of my stays in the languish of
7768Tintangle. Is you zealous of mes, brother? Did you boo moiety lowd?
7769You suppoted to be the on conditiously rejected? Satanly, lade! Can that
7770sobstuff, whingeywilly! Stop up, mavrone, and sit in my lap, Pepette,
7771though I'd much rather not. Like things are m. ds. is all in vincibles.
7772Decoded.
7773
7774    Now a run for his money! Now a dash to her dot! Old cocker, young
7775crowy sifadda, sosson. A bran new, speedhount, outstripperous on the
7776wind. Like a waft to wingweary one or a sos to a coastguard. For
7777directly with his whoop, stop and an upalepsy didando a tishy, in
7778appreciable less time than it takes a glaciator to submerger an
7779Atlangthis, was he again, agob, before the trembly ones, a spark's gap
7780off, doubledasguesched, gotten orlop in a simplasailormade and shaking
7781the storm out of his hiccups. The smartest vessel you could find would
7782elazilee him on her knee as her lucky for the Rio Grande. He's a pigtaiI
7783tarr and if he hadn't got it toothick he'd a telltale tall of his pitcher on a
7784wall with his photure in the papers for cutting moutonlegs and capers,
7785letting on he'd jest be japers and his tail cooked up.
7786    Goal! It's one by its length.
7787
7788    Angelinas, hide from light those hues that your sin beau may bring
7789to light! Though down to your dowerstrip he's bent to knee he maun't
7790know ledgings here.
7791
7792    For a haunting way will go and you need not make your mow. Find
7793the frenge for frocks and translace it into shocks of such as touch with
7794show and show.
7795
7796    He is guessing at hers for all he is worse, the seagoer. Hark to his
7797wily geeses goosling by, and playfair, lady! And note that they who will
7798for exile say can for dog while them that won't leave ingle end says now
7799for know.
7800
7801    For he faulters how he hates to trouble them without.
7802
7803    But leaving codhead's mitre and the heron's plumes sinistrant to the
7804server of servants and rex of regums and making a bolderdash for
7805lubberty of speech he asks not have you seen a match being struck nor is
7806this powder mine but, letting punplays pass to ernest:
7807
7808    Haps thee jaoneofergs?
7809
7810    Nao.
7811
7812    Haps thee mayjaunties?
7813
7814    Naohao.
7815
7816    Haps thee per causes nunsibellies?
7817
7818    Naohaohao.
7819    Asky, asky, asky! Gau on! Micaco! Get!
7820
7821   Ping an ping nwan ping pwan pong.
7822
7823   And he did a get, their anayance, and slink his hook away, aleguere
7824come alaguerre, like a chimista inchamisas, whom the harricana hurries
7825and hots foots, zingo, zango, segur. To hoots of utskut, urqurd, jamal,
7826qum, yallah, yawash, yak! For he could ciappacioppachew upon a skarp
7827snakk of pure undefallen engelsk, melanmoon or tartatortoise, tsukisaki
7828or soppisuppon, as raskly and as baskly as your cheesechalk cow cudd
7829spanich. Makoto! Whagta kriowday! Gelagala nausy is. Yet right
7830divining do not was. Hovobovo hafogate hokidimatzi in kamicha! He
7831had his sperrits all foulen on him; to vet, most griposly, he was
7832bedizzled and debuzzled; he had his tristiest cabaleer on; and looked
7833like bruddy Hal. A shelling a cockshy and be donkey shot at? Or a peso
7834besant to join the armada?
7835
7836   But, Sin Showpanza, could anybroddy which walked this world
7837with eyes whiteopen have looked twinsomer than the kerl he left behind
7838him? Candidatus, viridosus, aurilucens, sinelab? Of all the green heroes
7839everwore coton breiches, the whitemost, the goldenest! How he stud
7840theirs with himselfs mookst kevinly, and that anterevolitionary, the
7841churchman childfather from tonsor's tuft to almonder's toes, a
7842haggiography in duotrigesumy, son soptimost of sire sixtusks, of
7843Mayaqueenies sign osure, hevnly buddhy time, inwreathed of his near
7844cissies, a mickly dazzly eely oily with looiscurrals, a soulnetzer by
7845zvesdals priestessd, their trail the tractive, and dem dandypanies knows
7846de play of de eyelids, with his gamecox spurts and his smile likequid
7847glue (the suessiest sourir ever weanling wore), whiles his host of
7848spritties, lusspillerindernees, they went peahenning a ripidarapidarpad
7849around him, pilgrim prinkips, kerilour kevinour, in neuchoristic
7850congressulations, quite purringly excited, rpdrpd, allauding to him by all
7851the licknames in the litany with the terms in which no little dulsy nayer
7852ever thinks about implying except to her future's year and sending him
7853perfume most praypuffs to setisfire more then to teasim (shllwe help,
7854now you've massmuled, you t'rigolect a bit? yismik? yimissy?) that he,
7855the finehued, the fairhailed, the farahead, might bouchesave unto each
7856but everyone, asfar as safras durst assune, the havemercyonhurs of his
7857kissier licence. Meanings: Andure the enjurious till imbetther rer. We
7858know you like Latin with essies impures, (and your liber as they sea) we
7859certney like gurgles love the nargleygargley so, arrahbeejee, tell that old
7860frankay boyuk to bellows upthe tombucky in his tumtum argan and give
7861us a gust of his gushy old. Goof!
7862
7863    Hymnumber twentynine. O, the singing! Happy little girlycums to
7864have adolphted such an Adelphus! O, the swinginging hopops so
7865goholden! They've come to chant en chor. They say their salat, the
7866madiens' prayer to the messiager of His Nabis, prostitating their selfs
7867eachwise and combinedly. Fateha, fold the hands. Be it honoured, bow
7868the head. May thine evings e'en be blossful! Even of bliss! As we so
7869hope for ablution. For the sake of the farbung and of the scent and of the
7870holiodrops. Amems.
7871    A pause. Their orison arises misquewhite as Osman glory, ebbing
7872wasteward, leaves to the soul of light its fading silence (allahlah lahlah
7873lah!), a turquewashed sky. Then:
7874
7875    — Xanthos! Xanthos! Xanthos! We thank to thine, mighty innocent,
7876that diddest bring it off fuitefuite. Should in ofter years it became about
7877you will after desk jobduty becoming a bank midland mansioner we and
7878I shall reside with our obeisant servants among Burke's mobility at La
7879Roseraie, Ailesbury Road. Red bricks are all hellishly good values if
7880you trust to the roster of ads but we'll save up ourselves and nab what's
7881nicest and boskiest of timber trees in the nebohood. Oncaill's plot.
7882Luccombe oaks, Turkish hazels, Greek firs, incense palm edcedras. The
7883hypsometers of Mount Anville is held to be dying out of arthataxis but,
7884praise send Larix U' Thule, the wych elm of Manelagh is still
7885flourishing in the open, because its native of our nature and the seeds
7886was sent by Fortune. We'll have our private palypeachum pillarposterns
7887for lovesick letterines fondly affianxed to our front railings and swings,
7888hammocks, tighttaught balletlines, accomodationnooks and prismic
7889bathboites, to make Envyeyes mouth water and wonder when they
7890binocular us from their embrassured windows in our garden rare. Fyat-
7891Fyat shall be our number on the autokinaton and Chubby in his Chuffs
7892oursforownly chuffeur. T will be waiting for uns as I sold U at the first
7893antries. Our cousin gourmand, Percy, the pup, will denounce the
7894sniffnomers of all callers where among our Seemyease Sister, Tabitha,
7895the ninelived, will extend to the full her hearthy welcome. While the turf
7896and twigs they tattle. Tintin tintin. Lady Marmela Shortbred will walk in
7897for supper with her marchpane switch on, her necklace of almonds and
7898her poirette Sundae dress with bracelets of honey and her cochineal hose
7899with the caramel dancings, the briskly best from Bootiestown, and her
7900suckingstaff of ivorymint. You mustn't miss it or you'll be sorry.
7901Charmeuses chloes, glycering juwells, lydialight fans and puffumed
7902cynarettes. And the Prince Le Monade has been graciously pleased. His
7903six chocolate pages will run bugling before him and Cococream toddle
7904after with his sticksword in a pink cushion. We think His Sparkling
7905Headiness ought to know Lady Marmela. Luisome his for lissome hers.
7906He's not going to Cork till Cantalamesse or mayhope till Rose Easter or
7907Saint Tibble's Day. So Niomon knows. The Fomor's in his Fin, the
7908Momor's her and hin. A paaralone! A paaralone! And Dublin's all adin.
7909We'll sing a song of Singlemonth and you'll too and you'll. Here are
7910notes. There's the key. One two three. Chours! So come on, ye wealthy
7911gentrymen wibfrufrocksfull of fun! Thin thin! Thin thin! Thej olly and
7912thel ively, thou billy with thee coo, for to jog a jig of a crispness nice
7913and sing a missal too. Hip champouree! Hiphip champouree! O you
7914longtailed blackman, polk it up behind me! Hip champouree! Hiphip
7915champouree! And, jessies, push the pumkik round. Anneliuia!
7916
7917    Since the days of Roamaloose and Rehmoose the pavanos have
7918been strident through their struts of Chapelldiseut, the vaulsies have
7919meed and youdled through the purly ooze of Ballybough, many a mismy
7920cloudy has tripped taintily along that hercourt strayed reelway and the
7921rigadoons    have      held   ragtimed   revels   on   the   platauplain   of
7922Grangegorman; and, though since then sterlings and guineas have been
7923replaced by brooks and lions and some progress has been made on stilts
7924and the races have come and gone and Thyme, that chef of seasoners,
7925has made his usual astewte use of endadjustables and whatnot willbe
7926isnor was, those danceadeils and cancanzanies have come stimmering
7927down for our begayment through the bedeafdom of po's taeorns, the
7928obcecity of pa's teapucs, as lithe and limbfree limber as when momie
7929mummed at ma.
7930
7931    Just so stylled with the nattes are their flowerheads now and each of
7932all has a lovestalk onto herself and the tot of all the tits of their
7933understamens is as open as he can posably she and is tournesoled
7934straightcut or sidewaist, accourdant to the coursets of things feminite,
7935towooerds him in heliolatry, so they may catchcup in their calyzettes,
7936alls they go troping, those parryshoots from his muscalone pistil, for he
7937can eyespy through them, to their selfcolours, nevertheleast their tissue
7938peepers, (meaning Mullabury mesh, the time of appling flowers, a
7939guarded figure of speech, a variety of perfume, a bridawl, seamist inso
7940one) as leichtly as see saw (O my goodmiss! O my greatmess! O my
7941prizelestly preshoes!) while, dewyfully as dimb dumbelles, all alisten to
7942his elixir. Lovelyt!
7943
7944    And they said to him:
7945
7946    — Enchainted, dear sweet Stainusless, young confessor, dearer
7947dearest, we herehear, aboutobloss, O coelicola, thee salutamt. Pattern of
7948our unschoold, pageantmaster, deliverer of softmissives, round the
7949world in forty mails, bag, belt and balmybeam, our barnaboy, our
7950chepachap, with that pampipe in your putaway, gab borab, when you
7951will be after doing all your sightseeing and soundhearing and
7952smellsniffing and tastytasting and tenderumstouchings in all Daneygaul,
7953send us, your adorables, thou overblaseed, a wise and letters play of all
7954you can ceive, chief celtech chappy, from your holy post now you hast
7955ascertained ceremonially our names. Unclean you art not. Outcaste thou
7956are not. Leperstower, the karman's loki, has not blanched at our
7957pollution and your intercourse at ninety legsplits does not defile.
7958Untouchable is not the scarecrown is on you. You are pure. You are
7959pure. You are in your puerity. You have not brought stinking members
7960into the house of Amanti. Elleb Inam, Titep Notep, we name them to the
7961Hall of Honour. Your head has been touched by the god Enel-Rah and
7962your face has been brightened by the goddess Aruc-Ituc. Return, sainted
7963youngling, and walk once more among us! The rains of Demani are
7964masikal as of yere. And Baraza is all aflower. Siker of calmy days. As
7965shiver as shower can be. Our breed and better class is in brood and bitter
7966pass. Labbeycliath longs. But we're counting on the cluck. The Great
7967Cackler comes again. Sweetstaker, Abel lord of all our haloease, we (to
7968be slightly more femmiliar perhips than is slickly more then nacessory),
7969toutes philomelas as well as magdelenes, were drawpairs with two
7970pinmarks, BVD and BVD dot, so want lotteries of ticklets posthastem
7971(you appreciate?) so as to be very dainty, if an isaspell, and so as to be
7972verily dandydainty, if an ishibilley, of and on, to and for, by and with,
7973from you. Let the hitback hurry his wayward ere the missive has time to
7974take herself off, 'twill be o'erthemore willfully intomeet if the coming
7975offence can send our shudders before. We feem to have being elfewhere
7976as tho' th' had pafs'd in our fufpens. Next to our shrinking selves we love
7977sensitivas best. For they are the Angèles. Brick, fauve, jonquil, sprig,
7978fleet, nocturne, smiling bruise. For they are an Angèle's garment. We
7979will be constant (what a word!) and bless the day, for whole hours too,
7980yes, for sold long syne as we shall be heing in our created being of ours
7981elvishness, the day you befell, you dreadful temptation! Now promisus
7982as at our requisted you will remain ignorant of all what you hear and,
7983though if whilst disrobing to the edge of risk, (the bisifings in idolhours
7984that satinfines tootoo!) draw a veil till we next time! You don't want to
7985peach but bejimboed if ye do! Perhelps. We ernst too may. How many
7986months or how many years till the myriadth and first become!
7987Bashfulness be tupped! May he colp, may he colp her, may he
7988mixandmass colp her! Talk with a hare and you wake of a tartars. That's
7989mus. Says the Law. List! Kicky Lacey, the pervergined, and Bianca
7990Mutantini, her conversa, drew their fools longth finnishfurst, Herzog
7991van Vellentam, but me and meother ravin, my coosine of mine, have
7992mour good three chancers, weothers, after Bohnaparts. The mything
7993smile of me, my wholesole assumption, shes nowt mewithout as weam
7994twin herewithin, that I love like myselfish, like smithereens robinsongs,
7995like juneses nutslost, like the blue of the sky if I stoop for to spy's
7996between my whiteyoumightcallimbs. How their duel makes their triel!
7997Eer's wax for Sur Soord, dongdong bollets for the iris riflers,
7998queemswellth of coocome in their combs for the jennyjos. Caro
7999caressimus! Honey swarns where mellisponds. Will bee all buzzy one
8000another minnies for the mere effect that you are so fuld of pollen
8001yourself. Teomeo! Daurdour! We feel unspeechably thoughtless over it
8002all here in Gizzygazelle Tark's bimboowood so pleasekindly
8003communicake with the original sinse we are only yearning as yet how to
8004burgeon. It's meant milliems of centiments deadlost or mislaid on them
8005but, master of snakes, we can sloughchange in the nip of a napple
8006solongas we can allsee for deedsetton your quick. By the hook in your
8007look we're eyed for aye were you begging the questuan with your lutean
8008bowl round Monkmesserag. And whenever you're tingling in your trout
8009we're sure to be tangled in our ticements. It's game, ma chère, be offwith
8010your shepherdress on! Upsome cauda! Behose our handmades for the
8011lured! To these nunce we are but yours in ammatures yet well come that
8012day we shall ope to be ores. Then shalt thou see, seeing, the sight. No
8013more hoaxites! Nay more gifting in mennage! A her's fancy for a his
8014friend and then that fellow yours after this follow ours. Vania, Vania
8015Vaniorum, Domne Vanias!
8016
8017    Hightime is ups be it down into outs according! When there shall be
8018foods for vermin as full as feeds for the fett, eat on earth as there's hot in
8019oven. When every Klitty of a scolderymeid shall hold every
8020yardscullion's right to stimm her uprecht for whimsoever, whether on
8021privates, whather in publics. And when all us romance catholeens shall
8022have ones for all amanseprated. And the world is maidfree. Methanks.
8023So much for His Meignysthy man! And all his bigyttens. So till
8024Coquette to tell Cockotte to teach Connie Curley to touch Cattie Hayre
8025and tip Carminia to tap La Chérie though where the diggings he dwellst
8026amongst us here's nobody knows save Mary. Whyfor we go ringing
8027hands in hands in gyrogyrorondo.
8028
8029    These bright elects, consentconsorted, they were waltzing up their
8030willside with their princesome handsome angeline chiuff while in those
8031wherebus there wont bears way (mearing unknown, a place where
8032pigeons carry fire to seethe viands, a miry hill, belge end sore footh)
8033oaths and screams and bawley groans with a belchybubhub and a
8034hellabelow bedemmed and bediabbled the arimaining lucisphere.
8035Helldsdend, whelldselse! Lonedom's breach lay foulend up uncouth not
8036be broched by punns and reedles. Yet the ring gayed rund rorosily with
8037a drat for a brat you. Yasha Yash ate sassage and mash. So he found he
8038bash, poor Yasha Yash. And you wonna make one of our micknick
8039party. No honaryhuest on our sposhialiste. For poor Glugger was dazed
8040and late in his crave, ay he, laid in his grave.
8041
8042    But low, boys low, he rises, shrivering, with his spittyful eyes and
8043his whoozebecome woice. Ephthah! Cisamis! Examen of conscience
8044scruples now he to the best of his memory schemado. Nu mere for ever
8045siden on the stolen. With his tumescinquinance in the thight of his
8046tumstull. No more singing all the dags in his sengaggeng. Experssly at
8047hand counterhand. Trinitatis kink had mudded his dome, peccat and
8048pent fore, pree. Hymserf, munchaowl, maden, born of thug tribe into
8049brood blackmail, dooly redecant allbigenesis henesies. He, by
8050bletchendmacht of the golls, proforhim penance and come off
8051enternatural.     He,       selfsufficiencer,     eggscumuddher-in-chaff
8052sporticolorissimo, what though the duthsthrows in his lavabad eyes,
8053maketomake polentay rossum, (Good savours queen with the stem of
8054swuith Aftreck! Fit for king of Zundas) out of bianconies, hiking ahake
8055like any nudgemeroughgorude all over Terracuta. No more throw acids,
8056face all lovabilities, appeal for the union and play for tirnitys. He, praise
8057Saint Calembaurnus, make clean breastsack of goody girl now as ever
8058drank milksoep from a spoen, weedhearted boy of potter and mudder,
8059chip of old Flinn the Flinter, twig of the hider that tanned him. He go
8060calaboosh all same he tell him out. Teufleuf man he strip him all
8061mussymussy calico blong him all same he tell him all out how he make
8062what name. He, through wolkenic connection, relation belong this
8063remarklable moliman, Anaks Andrum, parleyglutton pure blood
8064Jebusite, centy procent Erserum spoking. Drugmallt storehuse. Intrance
8065on back. Most open on the laydays. He, A. A., in peachskin shantungs,
8066possible, sooth to say, notwithstanding far former guiles and he gaining
8067fish considerable, by saving grace after avalunch, to look most
8068prophitable out of smily skibluh eye. He repeat of him as pious alios cos
8069he ast for shave and haircut people said he'd shape of hegoat where he
8070just was sheep of herrgott with his tile togged. Top. Not true what
8071chronicles is bringing his portemanteau priamed full potatowards. Big
8072dumm crumm digaditchies say short again akter, even while
8073lossassinated by summan, he coaxyorum a pennysilvers offarings
8074bloadonages with candid zuckers on Spinshesses Walk in presents to
8075lilithe maidinettes for at bloo his noose for him with pruriest
8076pollygameous    inatentions,   he    having   that   pecuniarity    ailmint
8077spectacularly in heather cliff emurgency on gale days because souffrant
8078chronic from a plentitude of house torts. Collosul rhodomantic not wert
8079one bronze lie Scholarina say as he, greyed vike cuddlepuller, walk in
8080her sleep his pig indicks weg femtyfem funts. Of so little is her
8081timentrousnest great for greeting his immensesness. Sutt soonas sett
8082they were, her uyes as his auroholes. Kaledvalch! How could one
8083classically? One could naught critically. Ininest lightingshaft only for
8084lovalit smugpipe, his Mistress Mereshame, of cupric tresses, the
8085formwhite foaminine, the ambersandalled, after Aasdocktor Talop's
8086onamuttony legture. A mish, holy balm of seinsed myrries, he is as good
8087as a mountain and everybody what is found of his gients he knew
8088Meistral   Wikingson,    furframed     Noordwogen's     kampften,     with
8089complexion of blushing dolomite fanned by ozeone brisees, what naver
8090saw his bedshead farrer and nuver met his swigamore, have his ignomen
8091from prima signation of being Master Milchku, queerest man in the
8092benighted queendom, and, adcraft aidant, how he found the kids. Other
8093accuse him as lochkneeghed forsunkener, dope in stockknob, all
8094ameltingmoult after rhomatism, purely simply tammy ratkins. The kurds
8095of Copt on the berberutters and their bedaweens! Even was Shes whole
8096begeds off before all his nahars in the koldbethizzdryel. No gudth! Not
8097one zouz! They whiteliveried ragsups, two Whales of the Sea of Deceit,
8098they bloodiblabstard shooters, three Dromedaries of the Sands of
8099Calumdonia. As is note worthies to shock his hind! Ur greeft on them!
8100Such askors and their ruperts they are putting in for more osghirs is alse
8101false liarnels. The frockenhalted victims! Whore affirm is agains sempry
8102Lotta Karssens. They would lick their lenses before they would negatise
8103a jom petter from his sodalites. In his contrary and on reality, which
8104Bichop Babwith bares to his whitness in his Just a Fication of
8105Villumses, this Mr Heer Assassor Neelson, of sorestate hearing,
8106diseased, formarly with Adenoiks, den feed all Lighty, laxtleap great
8107change of retiring family buckler, highly accurect in his everythinks,
8108from tencents coupoll to bargain basement, live with howthold of
8109nummer seven, wideawake, woundabout, wokinbetts, weeklings, in
8110black velvet on geolgian mission senest mangy years his rear in the lane
8111pictures, blanking same with autonaut and annexes and got a daarlingt
8112babyboy bucktooth, the thick of a gobstick, coming on ever so nerses
8113nursely, gracies to goodess, at 81. That why all parks up excited about
8114his gunnfodder. That why ecrazyaztecs and the crime ministers
8115preaching him mornings and makes a power of spoon vittles out of his
8116praverbs. That why he, persona erecta, glycorawman arsenicful
8117femorniser, for a trial by julias, in celestial sunhat, with two purses
8118agitatating his theopot with wokklebout shake, rather incoherend, from
8119one 18 to one 18 biss, young shy gay youngs. Sympoly far infusing up
8120pritty tipidities to lock up their rhainodaisies and be nice and twainty in
8121the shade. Old grand tuttut toucher up of young poetographies and he
8122turn aroundabrupth red altfrumpishly like hear samhar tionnor falls
8123some make one noise. It's his last lap, Gigantic, fare him weal!
8124Revelation! A fact. True bill. By a jury of matrons. Hump for
8125humbleness, dump for dirts. And, to make a long stoney badder and a
8126whorly show a parfect sight, his Thing went the wholyway retup
8127Suffrogate Strate.
8128
8129    Helpmeat too, contrasta toga, his fiery goosemother, laotsey taotsey,
8130woman who did, he tell princes of the age about. You sound on me,
8131judges! Suppose we brisken up. Kings! Meet the Mem, Avenlith, all
8132viviparous out of couple of lizards. She just as fenny as he is fulgar.
8133How laat soever her latest still her sawlogs come up all standing. Psing
8134a psalm of psexpeans, apocryphul of rhyme! His cheekmole of allaph
8135foriverever her allinall and his Kuran never teachit her the be the owner
8136of thyself. So she not swop her eckcot hjem for Howarden's Castle,
8137Englandwales. But be the alleance of iern on his flamen vestacoat, the
8138fibule of broochbronze to his wintermantle of pointefox. Who not
8139knows she, the Madame Cooley-Couley, spawife to laird of manna,
8140when first come into the pictures more as hundreads elskerelks' yahrds
8141of annams call away, factory fresh and fiuming at the mouth, wronged
8142by Hwemwednoget (magrathmagreeth, he takable a rap for that early
8143party) and whenceforward Ani Mama and her fiertey bustles terrified of
8144gmere gnomes of gmountains and furibound to be back in her
8145mytinbeddy? Schi schi, she feightened allsouls at pignpugn and gets a
8146pan in her stummi from the pialabellars in their pur war. Yet
8147jackticktating all around her about his poorliness due to pannellism and
8148grime for that he harboured her when feme sole, her zoravarn lhorde and
8149givnergenral, and led her in antient consort ruhm and bound her durant
8150coverture so as she could not steal from him, oz her or damman, so as if
8151ever she's beleaved by checkenbrooth death since both was parties to the
8152feed it's Hetman MacCumhal foots the funeral. Mealwhile she nutre him
8153jacent from her elmer's almsdish, giantar and tschaina as sieme as
8154bibrondas with Foli Signur's tinner roumanschy to fishle the ladwigs out
8155of his lugwags, like a skittering kitty skattering hayels, when his
8156favourites were all beruffled on him and her own undesirables
8157justickulating, it was such a blowick day. Winden wanden wild like
8158wenchen wenden wanton. The why if he but would bite and plug his
8159baccypipes and renownse the devlins in all their pumbs and kip the
8160streelwarkers out of the plague and nettleses milk from sickling the
8161honeycoombe and kop Ulo Bubo selling foulty treepes, she would make
8162massa dinars with her savuneer dealinsh and delicate her nutbrown
8163glory cloack to Mayde Berenice and hang herself in Ostmannstown
8164Saint Megan's and make no more mulierage before mahatmas or
8165moslemans, but would ondulate her shookerloft hat from Alpoleary with
8166a viv baselgia and a clamast apotria like any purple cardinal's princess
8167or woman of the grave word to the papal legate from the Vatucum,
8168Monsaigneur Rabbinsohn Crucis, with an ass of milg to his cowmate
8169and chilterlings on account of all he quaqueduxed for the hnor of Hrom
8170and the nations abhord him and wop mezzo scudo to Sant Pursy Orelli
8171that gave Luiz-Marios Josephs their loyal devouces to be offered up
8172missas for vowts for widders.
8173   Hear, O worldwithout! Tiny tattling! Backwoods, be wary!
8174Daintytrees, go dutch!
8175
8176   But who comes yond with pire on poletop? He who relights our
8177spearing torch, the moon. Bring lolave branches to mud cabins and
8178peace to the tents of Ceder, Neomenie! The feast of Tubbournigglers is
8179at hand. Shopshup. Inisfail! Timple temple tells the bells. In syngagyng
8180a sangasongue. For all in Ondslosby. And, the hag they damename
8181Coverfew hists from her lane. And haste, 'tis time for bairns ta hame.
8182Chickchilds, comeho to roo. Comehome to roo, wee chickchilds doo,
8183when the wildworewolf's abroad. Ah, let's away and let's gay and let's
8184stay chez where the log foyer's burning!
8185
8186   It darkles, (tinct, tint) all this our funnaminal world. Yon marshpond
8187by ruodmark verge is visited by the tide. Alvemmarea! We are
8188circumveiloped by obscuritads. Man and belves frieren. There is a wish
8189on them to be not doing or anything. Or just for rugs. Zoo koud! Drr,
8190deff, coal lay on and, pzz, call us pyrress! Ha. Where is our highly
8191honourworthy salutable spousefounderess? The foolish one of the
8192family is within. Haha! Huzoor, where's he? At house, to's pitty. With
8193Nancy Hands. Tcheetchee! Hound through the maize has fled. What
8194hou! Isegrim under lolling ears. Far wol! And wheaten bells bide
8195breathless. All. The trail of Gill not yet is to be seen, rocksdrops, up
8196benn, down dell, a craggy road for rambling. Nor yet through starland
8197that silver sash. What era's o'ering? Lang gong late. Say long, scielo!
8198Sillume, see lo! Selene, sail O! Amune! Ark!? Noh?! Nought stirs in
8199spinney. The swayful pathways of the dragonfly spider stay still in
8200reedery. Quiet takes back her folded fields. Tranquille thanks. Adew. In
8201deerhaven, imbraced, alleged, injoynted and unlatched, the birds,
8202tommelise too, quail silent. ii. Luathan? Nuathan! Was avond ere a
8203while. Now conticinium. As Lord the Laohun is sheutseuyes. The time
8204of lying together will come and the wildering of the nicht till
8205cockeedoodle aubens Aurore. Panther monster. Send leabarrow loads
8206amorrow. While loevdom shleeps. Elenfant has siang his triump, Great
8207is Eliphas Magistrodontos and after kneeprayer pious for behemuth and
8208mahamoth will rest him from tusker toils. Salamsalaim! Rhinohorn
8209isnoutso pigfellow but him ist gonz wurst. Kikikuki. Hopopodorme.
8210Sobeast! No chare of beagles, frantling of peacocks, no muzzing of the
8211camel, smuttering of apes. Lights, pageboy, lights! Brights we'll be
8212brights. With help of Hanoukan's lamp. When otter leaps in outer parts
8213then Yul remembers Mei. Her hung maid mohns are bluming, look, to
8214greet those loes on coast of amethyst; arcglow's seafire siemens lure and
8215wextward warnerforth's hookercrookers. And now with robby brerfox's
8216fishy fable lissaned out, the threads simwhat toran and knots in its
8217antargumends, the pesciolines in Liffeyetta's bowl have stopped
8218squiggling about Junoh and the whalk and feriaquintaism and pebble
8219infinibility and the poissission of the hoghly course. And if
8220Lubbernabohore laid his horker to the ribber, save the giregargoh and
8221dabardin going on in his mount of knowledge (munt), he would not hear
8222a flip flap in all Finnyland. Witchman, watch of your night? Es voes, ez
8223noes, nott voes, ges, noun. It goes. It does not go. Darkpark's acoo with
8224sucking loves. Rosimund's by her wishing well. Soon tempt-in-twos will
8225stroll at venture and hunt-by-threes strut musketeering. Brace of girdles,
8226brasse of beauys. With the width of the way for jogjoy. Hulker's cieclest
8227elbownunsense. Hold hard! And his dithering dathering waltzers of.
8228Stright! But meetings mate not as forsehn. Hesperons! And if you wand
8229to Livmouth, wenderer, while Jempson's weed decks Jacqueson's Island,
8230here lurks, bar hellpelhullpulthebell, none iron welcome. Bing. Bong.
8231Bangbong. Thunderation! You took with the mulligrubs and we lack
8232mulsum? No sirrebob! Great goodness, no! Were you Marely quean of
8233Scuts or but Chrestien the Last, (our duty to you, chris! royalty, squat!)
8234how matt your mark, though luked your johl, here's dapplebellied mugs
8235and troublebedded rooms and sawdust strown in expectoration and for
8236ratification by specification of your information, Mr Knight, tuntapster,
8237buttles; his alefru's up to his hip. And Watsy Lyke sees after all rinsings
8238and don't omiss Kate, homeswab homely, put in with the bricks. A's the
8239sign and one's the number. Where Chavvyout Chacer calls the cup and
8240Pouropourim stands astirrup. De oud huis bij de kerkegaard. So who
8241over comes ever for Whoopee Weeks must put up with the Jug and
8242Chambers.
8243
8244    But heed! Our thirty minutes war's alull. All's quiet on the felled of
8245Gorey. Between the starfort and the thornwood brass castle flambs with
8246mutton candles. Hushkah, a horn! Gadolmagtog! God es El?
8247Housefather calls enthreateningly. From Brandenborgenthor. At Asa's
8248arthre. In thundercloud periwig. With lightning bug aflash from afinger.
8249My souls and by jings, should he work his jaw to give down the banks
8250and hark from the tomb! Ansighosa pokes in her potstill to souse at the
8251sop be sodden enow and to hear to all the bubbles besaying: the coming
8252man, the future woman, the food that is to build, what he with fifteen
8253years will do, the ring in her mouth of joyous guard, stars astir and
8254stirabout. A palashe for hirs, a saucy for hers and ladlelike spoons for
8255the wonner. But ein and twee were never worth three. So they must have
8256their final since he's on parole. Et la pau' Leonie has the choice of her
8257lives between Josephinus and Mario-Louis for who is to wear the lily of
8258Bohemey, Florestan, Thaddeus, Hardress or Myles. And lead raptivity
8259captive. Ready! Like a Finn at a fair. Now for la belle! Icy-la-Belle!
8260
8261    The campus calls them. Ninan ninan, the gattling gan! Childs will
8262be wilds. 'Twastold. And vamp, vamp, vamp, the girls are merchand.
8263The horseshow magnete draws his field and don't the fillyings fly?
8264Educande of Sorrento, they newknow knowwell their Vico's road.
8265Arranked in their array and flocking for the fray on that old orangeray,
8266Dolly Brae. For these are not on terms, they twain, bartrossers, since
8267their baffle of Whatalose when Adam Leftus and the devil took our
8268hindmost, gegifting her with his painapple, nor will not be atoned at all
8269in fight to no finish, that dark deed doer, this wellwilled wooer, Jerkoff
8270and Eatsoup, Yem or Yan, while felixed is who culpas does and harm's
8271worth healing and Brune is bad French for Jour d'Anno. Tiggers and
8272Tuggers they're all for tenzones. Bettlimbraves. For she must walk out.
8273And it must be with who. Teaseforhim. Toesforhim. Tossforhim. Two.
8274Else there is danger of. Solitude.
8275
8276    Postreintroducing Jeremy, the chastenot coulter, the flowing taal
8277that brooks no brooking runs on to say how, as it was mutualiter
8278foretold of him by a timekiller to his spacemaker, velos ambos and
8279arubyat knychts, with their tales within wheels and stucks between
8280spokes, on the hike from Elmstree to Stene and back, how, running
8281awage with the use of reason (sics) and ramming amok at the brake of
8282his voice (secs), his lasterhalft was set for getting the besterwhole of his
8283yougendtougend, for control number thrice was operating the subliminal
8284of his invaded personality. He nobit smorfi and go poltri and let all the
8285tondo gang bola del ruffo. Barto no know him mor. Eat larto altruis with
8286most perfect stranger.
8287
8288    Boo, you're through!
8289
8290    Hoo, I'm true!
8291
8292    Men, teacan a tea simmering, hamo mavrone kerry O?
8293
8294    Teapotty. Teapotty.
8295
8296    Kod knows. Anything ruind. Meetingless.
8297
8298    He wept indeiterum. With such a tooth he seemed to love his wee
8299tart when abuy. Highly momourning he see the before him. Melained
8300from nape to kneecap though vied from her girders up. Holy Santalto,
8301cursing saint, sight most deletious to ross up the spyballs like exude of
8302margary! And how him it heaviered that eyerim rust! An they bare falls
8303witless against thee how slight becomes a hidden wound? Soldwoter he
8304wash him all time bigfeller bruisy place blong him. He no want missies
8305blong all boy other look bruisy place blong him. Hence. It will paineth
8306the chastenot in that where of his whence he had loseth his once for
8307every, even though mode grow moramor maenneritsch and the Tarara
8308boom decay. Immaculacy, give but to drink to his shirt and all
8309skirtaskortas must change her tunics. So warred he from first to last,
8310forebanned and betweenly, a smuggler for lifer. Lift the blank ve veered
8311as heil! Split the hvide and aye seize heaven! He knows for he's seen it
8312in black and white through his eyetrompit trained upon jenny's and all
8313that sort of thing which is dandymount to a clearobscure. Prettimaid
8314tints may try their taunts: apple, bacchante, custard, dove, eskimo,
8315feldgrau, hematite, isingglass, jet, kipper, lucile, mimosa, nut,
8316oysterette, prune, quasimodo, royal, sago, tango, umber, vanilla,
8317wisteria, xray, yesplease, zaza, philomel, theerose. What are they all by?
8318Shee.
8319
8320    If you nude her in her prime, make sure you find her complementary
8321or, on your very first occasion, by Angus Dagdasson and all his
8322piccions, she'll prick you where you're proudest with her unsatt speagle
8323eye. Look sharp, she's signalling from among the asters. Turn again,
8324wistfultone, lode mere of Doubtlynn! Arise, Land-under-Wave! Clap
8325your lingua to your pallet, drop your jowl with a jolt, tambourine until
8326your breath slides, pet a pout and it's out. Have you got me, Allysloper?
8327    My top it was brought Achill's low, my middle I ope before you, my
8328bottom's a vulser if ever there valsed and my whole the flower that stars
8329the day and is solly well worth your pilger's fahrt. Where there's a hitch,
8330a head of things, let henker's halter hang the halunkenend. For I see
8331through your weapon. That cry's not Cucullus. And his eyelids are
8332painted. If my tutor here is cut out for an oldeborre I'm Flo, shy of
8333peeps, you know. But when he beetles backwards, ain't I fly? Pull the
8334boughpee to see how we sleep. Bee Peep! Peepette! Would you like that
8335lump of a tongue for lungeon or this Turkey's delighter, hys hyphen
8336mys? My bellyswain's a twalf whulerusspower though he knows as
8337much how to man a wife as Dunckle Dalton of matching wools. Shake
8338hands through the thicketloch! Sweet swanwater! My other is
8339mouthfilled. This kissing wold's full of killing fellows kneeling voyantly
8340to the cope of heaven. And somebody's coming, I feel for a fect. I've a
8341seeklet to sell thee if old Deanns won't be threaspanning. When you'll
8342next have the mind to retire to be wicked this is as dainty a way as any.
8343Underwoods spells bushment's business. So if you sprig poplar you're
8344bound to twig this. 'Twas my lord of Glendalough benedixed the gape
8345for me that time at Long Entry, commanding the approaches to my
8346intimast innermost. Look how they're browthered! Six thirteens at
8347Blanche de Blanche's of 3 Behind Street and 2 Turnagain Lane. Awabeg
8348is my callby, Magnus here's my Max, Wonder One's my cipher and
8349Seven Sisters is my nighbrood. Radouga, Rab will ye na pick them in
8350their pink of panties. You can colour up till you're prawn while I go
8351squirt with any cockle. When here who adolls me infuxes sleep. But if
8352this could see with its backsight he'd be the grand old greeneyed lobster.
8353He's my first viewmarc since Valentine. Wink's the winning word.
8354
8355    Luck!
8356
8357    In the house of breathings lies that word, all fairness. The walls are
8358of rubinen and the glittergates of elfinbone. The roof herof is of
8359massicious jasper and a canopy of Tyrian awning rises and still
8360descends to it. A grape cluster of lights hangs therebeneath and all the
8361house is filled with the breathings of her fairness, the fairness of
8362fondance and the fairness of milk and rhubarb and the fairness of
8363roasted meats and uniomargrits and the fairness of promise with
8364consonantia and avowals. There lies her word, you reder! The height
8365herup exalts it and the lowness her down abaseth it. It vibroverberates
8366upon the tegmen and prosplodes from pomoeria. A window, a hedge, a
8367prong, a hand, an eye, a sign, a head and keep your other augur on her
8368paypaypay. And you have it, old Sem, pat as ah be seated! And Sunny,
8369my gander, he's coming to land her. The boy which she now adores. She
8370dores. Oh backed von dem zug! Make weg for their tug!
8371
8372    With a ring ding dong, they raise clasped hands and advance more
8373steps to retire to the saum. Curtsey one, curtsey two, with arms akimbo,
8374devotees.
8375
8376    Irrelevance.
8377
8378    All sing:
8379    — I rose up one maypole morning and saw in my glass how nobody
8380loves me but you. Ugh. Ugh.
8381
8382    All point in the shem direction as if to shun.
8383
8384    — My name is Misha Misha but call me Toffey Tough. I mean
8385Mettenchough. It was her, boy the boy that was loft in the larch. Ogh!
8386Ogh!
8387
8388    Her reverence.
8389
8390    All laugh.
8391
8392    They pretend to helf while they simply shauted at him sauce to
8393make hims prich. And ith ith noth cricquette, Sally Lums. Not by ever
8394such a lot. Twentynines of bloomers gegging een man arose. Avis was
8395there and trilled her about it. She's her sex, for certain. So to celebrate
8396the occasion:
8397
8398    — Willest thou rossy banders havind?
8399
8400    He simules to be tight in ribbings round his rumpffkorpff.
8401
8402    — Are you Swarthants that's hit on a shorn stile?
8403
8404    He makes semblant to be swiping their chimbleys.
8405
8406    — Can you ajew ajew fro' Sheidam?
8407
8408    He finges to be cutting up with a pair of sissers and to be buytings
8409of their maidens and spitting their heads into their facepails.
8410
8411    Spickspuk! Spoken.
8412      So now be hushy, little pukers! Side here roohish, cleany fuglers!
8413Grandicellies, all stay zitty! Adultereux, rest as befour! For you've
8414jollywelly dawdled all the day. When ye coif tantoncle's hat then'll be
8415largely temts for that. Yet's the time for being now, now, now.
8416
8417      For a burning would is come to dance inane. Glamours hath
8418moidered's lieb and herefore Coldours must leap no more. Lack breath
8419must leap no more.
8420
8421      Lel lols for libelman libling his lore. Lolo Lolo liebermann you
8422loved to be leaving Libnius. Lift your right to your Liber Lord. Link
8423your left to your lass of liberty. Lala Lala, Leapermann, your lep's but a
8424loop to lee.
8425
8426      A fork of hazel o'er the field in vox the verveine virgins ode. If you
8427cross this rood as you roamed the rand I'm blessed but you'd feel him a
8428blasting rod. Behind, me, frees from evil smells! Perdition stinks before
8429us.
8430
8431      Aghatharept they fleurelly to Nebnos will and Rosocale. Twice is he
8432gone to quest of her, thrice is she now to him. So see we so as seed we
8433sow. And their prunktqueen kilt her kirtles up and set out. And her troup
8434came heeling, O. And what do you think that pride was drest in!
8435Voolykins' diamondinah's vestin. For ever they scent where air she
8436went. While all the fauns' flares widens wild to see a floral's school.
8437
8438      Led by Lignifer, in four hops of the happiest, ach beth cac duff, a
8439marrer of the sward incoronate, the few fly the farbetween! We haul
8440minymony on that piebold nig. Will any tubble dabble on the bay? Nor
8441far jocubus? Nic for jay? Attilad! Attattilad! Get up, Goth's scourge on
8442you! There's a visitation in your impluvium. Hun! Hun!
8443
8444    He stanth theirs mun in his natural, oblious autamnesically of his
8445very proprium, (such is stockpot leaden, so did sonsepun crake) the
8446wont to be wanton maid a will to be wise. Thrust from the light,
8447apophotorejected, he spoors loves from her heats. He blinkth. But's
8448wrath's the higher where those wreathe charity. For all of these have
8449been thisworlders, time liquescing into state, pitiless age grows
8450angelhood. Though, as he stehs, most anysing may befallhim from a
8451song of a witch to the totter of Blackarss, given a fammished devil, a
8452young sourceress and (eternal conjunction) the permission of overalls
8453with the cuperation of nightshirt. If he spice east he seethes in sooth and
8454if he pierce north he wilts in the waist. And what wonder with the
8455murkery viceheid in the shade? The specks on his lapspan are his foul
8456deed thougths, wishmarks of mad imogenation. Take they off! Make the
8457off! But Funnylegs are leanly. A bimbamb bum! They vain would
8458convert the to be hers in the word. Gush, they wooed! Gash, they're fair
8459ripecherry!
8460
8461    As for she could shake him. An oaf, no more. Still he'd be good
8462tutor two in his big armschair lerningstoel and she be waxen in his
8463hands. Turning up and fingering over the most dantellising peaches in
8464the lingerous longerous book of the dark. Look at this passage about
8465Galilleotto! I know it is difficult but when your goche I go dead. Turn
8466now to this patch upon Smacchiavelluti! Soot allours, he's sure to spot
8467it! 'Twas ever so in monitorology since Headmaster Adam became Eva
8468Harte's toucher, in omnibus moribus et temporibus, with man's mischief
8469in his mind whilst her pupils swimmed too heavenlies, let his be
8470exaspirated, letters be blowed! I is a femaline person. O, of provocative
8471gender. U unisingular case.
8472
8473    Which is why trumpers are mixed up in duels and here's B. Rohan
8474meets N. Ohlan for the prize of a thou.
8475
8476    But listen to the mocking birde to micking barde making bared!
8477We've heard it aye since songdom was gemurrmal. As he was queering
8478his shoolthers. So was I. And as I was cleansing my fausties. So was he.
8479And as way ware puffiing our blowbags. Souwouyou.
8480
8481    Come, thrust! Go, parry! Dvoinabrathran, dare. The mad long ramp
8482of manchind's parlements, the learned lacklearning, merciless as
8483wonderful.
8484
8485    — Now may Saint Mowy of the Pleasant Grin be your everglass
8486and even prospect!
8487
8488    — Feeling dank.
8489
8490    Exchange, reverse.
8491
8492    — And may Saint Jerome of the Harlots' Curse make family three
8493of you which is much abedder!
8494
8495    — Grassy ass ago.
8496
8497    And each was wrought with his other. And his continence fell. The
8498bivitellines,   Metellus   and   Ametallikos,   her   crown   pretenders,
8499obscindgemeinded biekerers, varying directly, uruseye each oxesother,
8500superfetated (never cleaner of lamps frowned fiercelier on anointer of
8501hinges), while their treegrown girls, king's game, if he deign so, are in
8502such transfusion just to know twigst timidy twomeys, for gracious sake,
8503who is artthoudux from whose heterotropic, the sleepy or the glouch,
8504for, shyly bawn and showly nursured, exceedingly nice girls can strike
8505exceedingly bad times unless so richtly chosen's by (what though of
8506riches he have none and hope dashes hope on his heart's horizon) to gar
8507their great moments greater. The thing is he must be put strait on the
8508spot, no mere waterstichystuff in a selfmade world that you can't believe
8509a word he's written in, not for pie, but one's only owned by naturel
8510rejection. Charley, you're my darwing! So sing they sequent the assent
8511of man. Till they go round if they go roundagain before breakparts and
8512all dismissed. They keep. Step keep. Step. Stop. Who is Fleur? Where is
8513Ange? Or Gardoun?
8514
8515    Creedless, croonless hangs his haughty. There end no moe red devil
8516in the white of his eye. Braglodyte him do a katadupe! A condamn
8517quondam jontom sick af a suckbut! He does not know how his
8518grandson's grandson's grandson's grandson will stammer up in Peruvian
8519for in the ersebest idiom I have done it equals I so shall do. He dares not
8520think why the grandmother of the grandmother of his grandmother's
8521grandmother coughed Russky with suchky husky accent since in the
8522mouthart of the slove look at me now means I once was otherwise. Nor
8523that the mappamund has been changing pattern as youth plays moves
8524from street to street since time and races were and wise ants hoarded
8525and sauterelles were spendthrifts, no thing making newthing
8526wealthshowever for a silly old Sol, healthytobedder and latewiser. Nor
8527that the turtling of a London's alderman is ladled out by the waggerful to
8528the regionals of pigmyland. His part should say in honour bound: So
8529help me symethew, sammarc, selluc and singin, I will stick to you, by
8530gum, no matter what, bite simbum, and in case of the event coming off
8531beforehand even so you was to release me for the sake of the other
8532cheap girl's baby's name plaster me but I will pluckily well pull on the
8533buckskin gloves! But Noodynaady's actual ingrate tootle is of come into
8534the garner mauve and thy nice are stores of morning and buy me a
8535bunch of iodines.
8536
8537    Evidentament he has failed as tiercely as the deuce before for she is
8538wearing none of the three. And quite as patenly there is a hole in the
8539ballet trough which the rest fell out. Because to explain why the residue
8540is, was, or will not be, according to the eighth axiom, proceeded with,
8541namely, since ever apart that gossan duad, so sure as their's a patch on a
8542pomelo, this yam ham in never live could, the shifting about of the
8543lassies, the tug of love of their lads ending with a great deal of
8544merriment, hoots, screams, scarf drill, cap fecking, ejaculations of
8545aurinos, reechoable mirthpeals and general thumbtonosery (Myama's a
8546yaung yaung cauntry), one must recken with the sudden and
8547gigantesquesque appearance unwithstandable as a general election in
8548Barnado's   bearskin   amongst     the   brawlmiddle    of   this   village
8549childergarten of the largely longsuffering laird of Lucanhof.
8550
8551    But, vrayedevraye Blankdeblank, god of all machineries and
8552tomestone of Barnstaple, by mortisection or vivisuture, splitten up or
8553recompounded, an isaac jacquemin mauromormo milesian, how
8554accountibus for him, moreblue?
8555
8556    Was he pitssched for an ensemple as certain have dognosed of him
8557against our seawall by Rurie, Thoath and Cleaver, those three stout
8558sweynhearts, Orion of the Orgiasts, Meereschal MacMuhun, the Ipse
8559dadden, product of the extremes giving quotidients to our means, as
8560might occur to anyone, your brutest layaman with the princest champion
8561in our archdeaconry, or so yclept from Clio's clippings, which the
8562chroncher of chivalries is sulpicious save he scan, for ancients link with
8563presents as the human chain extends, have done, do and will again as
8564John, Polycarp and Irenews eye-to-eye ayewitnessed and to Paddy
8565Palmer, while monks sell yew to archers or the water of the livvying
8566goes the way of all fish from Sara's drawhead, the corralsome, to Isaac's,
8567the lauphed butt one, with her minnelisp extorreor to his moanolothe
8568inturned? So Perrichon with Bastienne or heavy Humph with airy Nan,
8569Ricqueracqbrimbillyjicqueyjocqjolicass?          How            sowesthow,
8570dullcisamica? A and aa ab ad abu abiad. A babbel men dub gulch of
8571tears.
8572
8573    The mar of murmury mermers to the mind's ear, uncharted rock,
8574evasive weed. Only the caul knows his thousandfirst name, Hocus
8575Crocus, Esquilocus, Finnfinn the Faineant, how feel full foes in
8576furrinarr! Doth it not all come aft to you, puritysnooper, in the way
8577television   opes   longtimes    ofter   when    Potollomuck     Sotyr   or
8578Sourdanapplous the Lollapaloosa? The charges are, you will remember,
8579the chances are, you won't; bit it's old Joe, the Java Jane, older even than
8580Odam Costollo, and we are recurrently meeting em, par Mahun Mesme,
8581in cycloannalism, from space to space, time after time, in various phases
8582of scripture as in various poses of sepulture. Greets Godd, Groceries!
8583Merodach! Defend the King! Hoet of the rough throat attack but whose
8584say is soft but whose ee has a cute angle, he whose hut is a hissarlik
8585even as her hennin's aspire. And insodaintily she's a quine of selm
8586ashaker while as a murder of corpse when his magot's up he's the best
8587berrathon sanger in all the aisles of Skaldignavia. As who shall hear. For
8588now at last is Longabed going to be gone to, that more than man, prince
8589of Bunnicombe of wide roadsterds, the herblord the gillyflowrets so fain
8590fan to flatter about. Artho is the name is on the hero, Capellisato,
8591shoehanded slaughterer of the shader of our leaves.
8592
8593    Attach him! Hold!
8594
8595    Yet stir thee, to clay, Tamor!
8596
8597    Why wilt thou erewaken him from his earth, O summonorother: he
8598is weatherbitten from the dusts of ages? The hour of his closing hies to
8599hand; the tocsin that shall claxonise his wareabouts. If one who
8600remembered his webgoods and tealofts were to ask of a hooper for
8601whose it was the storks were quitting Aquileyria, this trundler would not
8602wot; if other who joined faith when his depth charge bombed our barrel
8603spillway were to — !
8604
8605    Jehosophat, what doom is here! Rain ruth on them, sire! The wing
8606of Moykill cover him! The Bulljon Bossbrute quarantee him! Calavera,
8607caution! Slaves to Virtue, save his Veritotem! Bearara Tolearis, procul
8608abeat! The Ivorbonegorer of Danamaraca be, his Hector Protector!
8609Woldomar with Vasa, peel your peeps! And try to saviourise the nights
8610of labour to the order of our blooding worold! While Pliny the Younger
8611writes to Pliny the Elder his calamolumen of contumellas, what Aulus
8612Gellius picked on Micmacrobius and what Vitruvius pocketed from
8613Cassiodorus. Like we larnt from that Buke of Lukan in Dublin's capital,
8614Kongdam Coombe. Even if you are the kooper of the winkel over
8615measure never lost a licence. Nor a duckindonche divulse from bath and
8616breakfast. And for the honour of Alcohol drop that you-know-what-I've-
8617come-about-I-saw-your-act air! Punch may be pottleproud but his Judy's
8618a wife's wit better.
8619
8620    For the producer (Mr John Baptister Vickar) caused a deep
8621abuliousness to descend upon the Father of Truants and, at a side issue,
8622pluterpromptly brought on the scene the cutletsized consort, foundling
8623filly of fortyshilling fostertailor and shipman's shopahoyden, weighing
8624ten pebble ten, scaling five footsy five and spanning thirtyseven
8625inchettes round the good companions, twentynine ditties round the
8626wishful waistress, thirtyseven alsos round the answer to everything,
8627twentythree of the same round each of the quis separabits, fourteen
8628round the beginning of happiness and nicely nine round her shoed for
8629slender.
8630
8631    And eher you could pray mercy to goodness or help with your
8632hokey or mehokeypoo, Gallus's hen has collared her pullets. That's
8633where they have owreglias for. Their bone of contention, flesh to their
8634thorns, prest as Prestissima, makes off in a thinkling (and not one hen
8635only nor two hens neyther but every blessed brigid came aclucking and
8636aclacking), while, a rum a rum, the ram of all harns, Bier, Wijn,
8637Spirituosen for consumption on the premises, advokaat withouten
8638pleaders, Mas marrit, Pas poulit, Ras ruddist of all, though
8639flamifestouned from galantifloures, is hued and cried of each's colour.
8640
8641    Home all go. Halome. Blare no more ramsblares, oddmund barkes!
8642And cease your fumings, kindalled bushies! And sherrigoldies
8643yeassymgnays; your wildeshaweshowe moves swiftly sterneward! For
8644here the holy language. Soons to come. To pausse.
8645
8646    'Tis goed. Het best.
8647
8648    For they are now tearing, that is, teartoretorning. Too soon are
8649coming tasbooks and goody, hominy bread and bible bee, with jaggery-
8650yo to juju-jaw, Fine's French phrases from the Grandmere des
8651Grammaires and bothered parsenaps from the Four Massores, Mattatias,
8652Marusias, Lucanias, Jokinias, and what happened to our eleven in
8653thirtytwo antepostdating the Valgur Eire and why is limbo where is he
8654and what are the sound waves saying ceased ere they all wayed wrong
8655and Amnist anguished axes Collis and where fishngaman fetched the
8656mongafesh from and whatfor paddybird notplease rancoon and why was
8657Sindat sitthing on him sitbom like a saildior, with what the doc did in
8658the doil, not to mention define the hydraulics of common salt and, its
8659denier crid of old provaunce, where G.P.O. is zentrum and D.U.T.C. are
8660radients write down by the frequency of the scores and crores of your
8661refractions the valuations in the pice of dinggyings on N.C.R. and
8662S.C.R.
8663
8664    That little cloud, a nibulissa, still hangs isky. Singabed sulks before
8665slumber. Light at night has an alps on his druckhouse. Thick head and
8666thin butter or after you with me. Caspi, but gueroligue stings the air.
8667Gaylegs to riot of us! Gallocks to lafft! What is amaid today todo? So
8668angelland all weeping bin that Izzy most unhappy is. Fain Essie fie
8669onhapje? laughs her stella's vispirine.
8670
8671    While, running about their ways, going and coming, now at rhimba
8672rhomba, now in trippiza trappaza, pleating a pattern Gran Geamatron
8673showed them of gracehoppers, auntskippers and coneyfarm leppers,
8674they jeerilied along, durian gay and marian maidcap, lou Dariou beside
8675la Matieto, all boy more all girl singoutfeller longa house blong store
8676Huddy, whilest nin nin nin nin that Boorman's clock, a winny on the
8677tinny side, ninned nin nin nin nin, about old Father Barley how he got
8678up of a morning arley and he met with a plattonem blondes named Hips
8679and Haws and fell in with a fellows of Trinity some header Skowood
8680Shaws like (You'll catch it, don't fret, Mrs Tummy Lupton! Come
8681indoor, Scoffynosey, and shed your swank!) auld Daddy Deacon who
8682could stow well his place of beacon but he never could hold his
8683kerosene's candle to (The nurse'll give it you, stickypots! And you wait,
8684my lasso, fecking the twine!) bold Farmer Burleigh who wuck up in a
8685hurlywurly where he huddly could wuddle to wallow his weg tillbag of
8686the baker's booth to beg of (You're well held now, Missy Cheekspeer,
8687and your panto's off! Fie, for shame, Ruth Wheatacre, after all the booz
8688said!) illed Diddiddy Achin for the prize of a pease of bakin with a
8689pinch of the panch of the ponch in jurys for (Ah, crabeyes, I have you,
8690showing off to the world with that gape in your stocking!) Wold
8691Forrester Farley who, in deesperation of deispiration at the diasporation
8692of his diesparation, was found of the round of the sound of the lound of
8693the.
8694Lukkedoerendunandurraskewdylooshoofermoyportertooryzooysphalnab
8695ortansporthaokansakroidverjkapakkapuk.
8696
8697       Byfall.
8698
8699       Upploud!
8700
8701       The play thou schouwburgst, Game, here endeth. The curtain drops
8702by deep request.
8703
8704       Uplouderamain!
8705
8706       Gonn the gawds, Gunnar's gustspells. When the h, who the hu, how
8707the hue, where the huer? Orbiter onswers: lots lives lost. Fionia is fed up
8708with Fidge Fudgesons. Sealand snorres. Rendningrocks roguesreckning
8709reigns. Gwds with gurs are gttrdmmrng. Hlls vlls. The timid hearts of
8710words all exeomnosunt. Mannagad, lammalelouh, how do that come?
8711By Dad, youd not heed that fert? Fulgitudes ejist rowdownan tonuout.
8712Quoq! And buncskleydoodle! Kidoosh! Of their fear they broke, they
8713ate wind, they fled; where they ate there they fled; of their fear they
8714fled, they broke away. Go to, let us extol Azrael with our harks, by our
8715brews, on our jambses, in his gaits. To Mezouzalem with the Dephilim,
8716didits dinkun's dud? Yip! Yup! Yarrah! And let Nek Nekulon extol Mak
8717Makal and let him say unto him: Immi ammi Semmi. And shall not
8718Babel be with Lebab? And he war. And he shall open his mouth and
8719answer: I hear, O Ismael, how they laud is only as my loud is one. If
8720Nekulon shall be havonfalled surely Makal haven hevens. Go to, let us
8721extell Makal, yea, let us exceedingly extell. Though you have lien
8722amung your posspots my excellency is over Ismael. Great is him whom
8723is over Ismael and he shall mekanek of Mak Nakulon. And he deed.
8724
8725    Uplouderamainagain!
8726
8727    For the Clearer of the Air from on high has spoken in tumbuldum
8728tambaldam to his tembledim tombaldoom worrild and, moguphonoised
8729by that phonemanon, the unhappitents of the earth have terrerumbled
8730from fimament unto fundament and from tweedledeedumms down to
8731twiddledeedees.
8732
8733    Loud, hear us!
8734
8735    Loud, graciously hear us!
8736
8737    Now have thy children entered into their habitations. And
8738nationglad, camp meeting over, to shin it, Gov be thanked! Thou hast
8739closed the portals of the habitations of thy children and thou hast set thy
8740guards thereby, even Garda Didymus and Garda Domas, that thy
8741children may read in the book of the opening of the mind to light and err
8742not in the darkness which is the afterthought of thy nomatter by the
8743guardiance of those guards which are thy bodemen, the cheeryboyum
8744chirryboth with the kerrybommers in their krubeems, Pray-your-Prayers
8745Timothy and Back-to-Bunk Tom.
8746
8747    Till tree from tree, tree among trees, tree over tree become stone to
8748stone, stone between stones, stone under stone for ever.
8749
8750    O Loud, hear the wee beseech of thees of each of these thy unlitten
8751ones! Grant sleep in hour's time, O Loud!
8752
8753    That they take no chill. That they do ming no merder. That they
8754shall not gomeet madhowiatrees.
8755
8756    Loud, heap miseries upon us yet entwine our arts with laughters
8757low!
8758
8759    Ha he hi ho hu.
8760
8761    Mummum.
8762     Chapter 2
8763
8764
8765
8766
8767     [UNDE ET UBI.] As we there are where are we are we there from
8768tomtittot to teetootomtotalitarian. Tea tea too oo.
8769
8770     [SIC.] [With his broad and hairy face, to Ireland a disgrace.]
8771Whom will comes over. Who to caps ever. And howelse do we hook
8772our hike to find that pint of porter place? Am shot, says the bigguard.1
8773
8774
8775
87761
8777 Rawmeash, quoshe with her girlic teangue. If old Herod with the Cormwell's eczema was to go for me like
8778he does Snuffler whatever about his blue canaries I'd do nine months for his beaver beard.
8779        [IMAGINABLE ITINERARY THROUGH THE PARTICULAR
8780UNIVERSAL.] Whence. Quick lunch by our left, wheel, to where.
8781[Menly about peebles.] Long Livius Lane, mid Mezzofanti Mall,
8782diagonising Lavatery Square, up Tycho Brache Crescent,2 shouldering
8783Berkeley Alley, querfixing Gainsborough Carfax, [Don't retch meat fat
8784salt lard sinks down (and out).] under Guido d'Arezzo's Gadeway, by
8785New Livius Lane till where we whiled while we whithered. Old Vico
8786Roundpoint. But fahr, be fear! And natural, simple, slavish, filial. The
8787marriage of Montan wetting his moll we know, like any enthewsyass
8788cuckling            a     hoyden3          in      her      rougey          gipsylike     chinkaminx
8789pulshandjupeyjade and her petsybluse indecked o' voylets.4 When who
8790was wist was ware. En elv, et fjaell. And the whirr of the whins
8791humming us howe. His hume. Hencetaking tides we haply return,
8792trumpeted by prawns and ensigned with seakale, to befinding ourself
8793when old is said in one and maker mates with made (O my!), having
8794conned the cones and meditated the mured and pondered the pensils and
8795ogled the olymp and delighted in her dianaphous and cacchinated
8796behind his culosses, before a mosoleum. [Swiney Tod, ye Daimon
8797Barbar!] Length Withought Breath, of him, a chump of the evums,
8798upshoot of picnic or stupor out of sopor, Cave of Kids or Hymanian
8799Glattstoneburg, denary, danery, donnery, domm, who [Dig him in the
8800
88012
8802    Mater Mary Mercerycordial of the Dripping Nipples, milk's a queer arrangement.
88033
8804    Real life behind the floodlights as shown by the best exponents of a royal divorce.
88054
8806  When we play dress grownup at alla ludo poker you'll be happnessised to feel how fetching I can look in
8807clingarounds.
8808rubsh!], entiringly as he continues highlyfictional, tumulous under his
8809chthonic exterior but plain Mr Tumulty in muftilife5 [Ungodly old
8810Ardrey, Cronwall beeswaxing the convulsion box.], in his antisipiences
8811as in his recognisances, is, (Dominic Directus) a manyfeast munificent
8812more mob than man.
8813
8814        [CONSTITUTION                      OF      THE       CONSTITUTIONABLE                     AS
8815CONSTITUTIONAL.] Ainsoph,6 this upright one, with that noughty
8816besighed him zeroine. To see in his horrorscup he is mehrkurios than
8817saltz of sulphur. Terror of the noonstruck by day, cryptogam of each
8818nightly bridable. But, to speak broken heaventalk, is he? Who is he?
8819Whose is he? Why is he? Howmuch is he? Which is he? When is he?
8820Where is he?7 How is he? And what the decans is there about him
8821anyway, the decemt man? Easy, calm your haste! Approach to lead our
8822passage!
8823
8824        [PROBAPOSSIBLE                           PROLEGOMENA                TO         IDEAREAL
8825HISTORY.] This bridge is upper.
8826
8827        Cross.
8828
8829        Thus come to castle.
8830
8831        Knock.8
8832
88335
8834 Kellywick, Longfellow's Lodgings, House of Comments III, Cake Walk, Amusing Avenue, Salt Hill, Co.
8835Mahogany, Izalond, Terra Firma.
88366
8837    Groupname for grapejuice.
88387
8839    Bhing, said her burglar's head, soto poce.
88408
8841    Yussive smirte and ye mermon answerth from his beelyingplace below the tightmark, Gotahelv!
8842        A password, thanks.
8843
8844        Yes, pearse.
8845
8846        Well, all be dumbed!
8847
8848        O really?9
8849
8850        [Swing the banjo, bantams, bounce-the-baller's blown to fook.
8851Thsight near left me eyes when I seen her put thounce otay ithpot.] Hoo
8852cavedin earthwight
8853
8854        At furscht kracht of thunder.10
8855
8856        When shoo, his flutterby,
8857
8858        Was netted and named.11
8859
8860        Erdnacrusha, requiestress, wake em!
8861
8862        And let luck's puresplutterall lucy at ease!12
8863
8864        To house as wise fool ages builded.
8865
8866        Sow byg eat.13
8867
8868        [GNOSIS OF PRECREATE DETERMINATION. AGNOSIS OF
8869POSTCREATE DETERMINISM.] Staplering to tether to, steppingstone
8870to mount by, as the Boote's at Pickardstown. [Quartandwds.] And that
8871skimmelk steed still in the groundloftfan. As over all. Or be these
88729
8873    O Evol, kool in the salg and ees how Dozi pits what a drows er.
887410
8875     A goodrid croven in a tynwalled tub.
887611
8877     Apis amat aram. Luna legit librum. Pulla petit pascua.
887812
8879     And after dinn to shoot the shades.
888013
8881     Says blistered Mary Achinhead to beautifed Tummy Tullbutt.
8882wingsets leaned to the outwalls, beastskin trophies of booth of Baws the
8883balsamboards?14 Burials be ballyhouraised! So let Bacchus e'en call! Inn
8884inn! Inn inn! Where. [Tickets for the Tailwaggers Terrierpuppy Raffle.]
8885The babbers ply the pen. The bibbers drang the den. The papplicom, the
8886pubblicam he's turning tin for ten. From seldomers that most frequent
8887him. That same erst crafty hakemouth which under the assumed name of
8888Ignotus Loquor, of foggy old, harangued bellyhooting fishdrunks on
8889their favorite stamping ground, from a father theobalder brake.15 And
8890Egyptus, the incenstrobed, as Cyrus heard of him? [Mars speaking.]
8891And Major A. Shaw after he got the miner smellpex? And old
8892Whiteman self, the blighty blotchy, beyond the bays, hope of
8893ostrogothic and ottomanic faith converters, despair of Pandemia's
8894postwartem plastic surgeons? But is was all so long ago. Hispano -
8895Cathayan - Euxine, Castillian - Emeratic - Hebridian, Espanol - Cymric
8896Helleniky? [Smith, no home.] Rolf the Ganger, Rough the Gangster, not
8897a feature alike and the face the same.16 Pastimes are past times. Now let
8898bygones be bei Gunne's. Saaleddies er it in this warken werden, mine
8899boerne, and it vild need olderwise17 since primal made alter in garden of
8900Idem. The tasks above are as the flasks below, saith the emerald canticle
8901of Hermes and all's loth and pleasestir, are we told, [Non quod sed
8902
890314
8904     Begge. To go the Begge. To go to Begge and to be sure to reminder Begge. Goodbeg, buggey Begge.
890515
8906     Huntler and Pumar's animal alphabites, the first in the world from aab to zoo.
890716
8908  We dont hear the booming cursowarries, we wont fear the fletches of fightning, we float the meditarenias
8909and come bask to the isle we love in spice. Punt.
891017
8911     And this once golden bee a cimadoro.
8912quiat]           on        excellent          inkbottle          authority,          solarsystemised,
8913seriolcosmically, in a more and more almightily expanding universe
8914under one, there is rhymeless reason to believe, original sun. Securely
8915judges orb terrestrial.18 Haud certo ergo. But O felicitous culpability,
8916[Hearasay in paradox lust.] sweet bad cess to you for an archetypt!
8917
8918        [ARCHAIC                   ZELOTYPIA                    AND              THE              ODIUM
8919TELEOLOGICUM.] Honour commercio's energy yet aid the linkless
8920proud, the plurable with everybody and ech with pal, this ernst of
8921Allsap's ale halliday of roaring month with its two lunar eclipses and its
8922three saturnine settings! Horn of Heatthen, highbrowed! Brook of Life,
8923backfrish! Amnios amnium, fluminiculum flaminulinorum! We seek the
8924Blessed One, the Harbourer - cum - Enheritance. Even Canaan the
8925Hateful. Ever a-going, ever a-coming. Between a stare and a sough.
8926Fossilisation, all branches.19 Wherefore Petra sware unto Ulma: By the
8927mortals' frost! [Bags.Balls.] And Ulma sware unto Petra: On my veiny
8928life!
8929
8930        [THE LOCALISATION OF LEGEND LEADING TO THE
8931LEGALISATION OF LATIFUNDISM.] In these places sojournemus,
8932where Eblinn water, leased of carr and fen, leaving amont her shoals
8933and salmen browses, whom inshore breezes woo with freshets, windeth
8934to her broads. A phantom city, phaked of philim pholk, bowed and
8935sould for a four of hundreds of manhood in their three and threescore
8936
893718
8938     And he was a gay Lutharius anyway, Sinobiled. You can tell by their extraordinary clothes.
893919
8940     Startnaked and bonedstiff. We vivvy soddy. All be dood.
8941fylkers for a price partitional of twenty six and six. [Move up,
8942Mackinerny! Make room for Muckinurney!] By this riverside, on our
8943sunnybank,20 how buona the vista, by Santa Rosa! A field of May, the
8944very vale of Spring. Orchards here are lodged; sainted lawrels
8945evremberried. You have a hoig view ashwald, a glen of marrons and of
8946thorns. Gleannaulinn, Ardeevin: purty glint of plaising height. This
8947Norman court at boundary of the ville, yon creepered tower of a church
8948of Ereland, meet for true saints in worshipful assemblage,21 with our
8949king's house of stone, belgroved of mulbrey, the still that was mill and
8950Kloster that was Yeomansland, the ghastcold tombshape of the quick
8951foregone on, the loftleaved elm Lefanunian abovemansioned, each,
8952every, all is for the retrospectioner. Skole! Agus skole igen!22
8953Sweetsome auburn, cometh up as a selfreizing flower, that fragolance of
8954the fraisey beds: the phoenix, his pyre, is still flaming away with
8955trueprattight spirit: the wren his nest is niedelig as the turrises of the
8956sabines are televisible. Here are the cottage and the bungalow for the
8957cobbeler and the brandnewburgher:23 but Izolde, her chaplet gardens, an
8958litlee plads af liefest pose, arride the winnerful wonders off, the
8959winnerful wonnerful wanders off24 [In snowdrop, trou-de-dentelle, flesh
8960
896120
8962     When you dreamt that you'd wealth in marble arch do you ever think of pool beg slowe.
896321
8964     Porphyrious Olbion, redcoatliar, we were always wholly rose marines on our side every time.
896522
8966     Now a muss wash the little face.
896723
8968   A viking vernacular expression still used in the Summerhill district for a jerryhatted man of forty who puts
8969two fingers into his boiling soupplate and licks them in turn to find out if there is enough mushroom catsup
8970in the mutton broth.
897124
8972     H'dk' fs' h'p'y.
8973and heliotrope.], with hedges of ivy and hollywood and bower of
8974mistletoe, are, tho if it theem tho and yeth if you pleathes,25 for the
8975blithehaired daughter of Angoisse. All out of two barreny old perishers,
8976Tytonyhands               and       Vlossyhair,        a     kilolitre       in     metromyriams.
8977Presepeprosapia, the parent bole. Wone tabard, wine tap and warm
8978tavern26 and, by ribbon development, from contact bridge to lease lapse,
8979only two millium two humbered and eighty thausig nine humbered and
8980sixty radiolumin lines to the wustworts of a Finntown's generous poet's
8981office. Distorted mirage, aloofliest of the plain, wherein the boxomeness
8982of the bedelias27 makes hobbyhodge happy in his hole.28 The store and
8983charter, Treetown Castle under Lynne. Rivapool? Hod a brieck on it!
8984But its piers eerie, its span spooky, its toll but a till, its parapets all
8985peripateting. D'Oblong's by his by. Which we all pass. Tons. In our
8986snoo. Znore. While we hickerwards the thicker. Schein. Schore. Which
8987assoars us from the murk of the mythelated in the barrabelowther,
8988bedevere butlered table round, past Morningtop's necessity and
8989Harington's invention, to the clarience of the childlight in the studiorium
8990upsturts. Here we'll dwell on homiest powers, love at the latch with
8991novices nig and nag. The chorus: the principals. For the rifocillation of
8992
8993
8994
899525
8996     Googlaa pluplu.
899726
8998     Tomley. The grown man. A butcher szewched him the bloughs and braches. I'm chory to see P. Shuter.
899927
9000     I believe in Dublin and the Sultan of Turkey.
900128
9002  I have heard this word used by Martin Halpin, an old gardener from the Glens of Antrim who used to do
9003odd jobs for my godfather, the Rev. B.B. Brophy of Swords.
9004their inclination to the manifestation of irritation: doldorboys and doll.29
9005After sound, light and heat, memory, will and understanding.
9006
9007        [PREAUSTERIC MAN AND HIS PURSUIT OF PAN-HYSTERIC
9008WOMAN.] [Bet you fippence, anythesious, there's no puggatory, are
9009yous game?] Here (the memories framed from walls are minding) till
9010wranglers for wringwrowdy wready are, F                , (at gaze, respecting,
9011fourteenth baronet, meet, altrettanth bancorot, chaff) and ere commence
9012commencement catalaunic when Aetius check chokewill Attil's gambit,
9013(that buxon bruzeup, give it a burl!) lead us seek, O june of eves the
9014jenniest, thou who fleeest flicklesome the fond fervid frondeur to
9015thickly thyself attach with thine efteased ensuer,30 ondrawer of our
9016unconscionable, flickerflapper fore our unterdrugged,31 lead us seek,
9017lote us see, light us find, let us missnot Maidadate, Mimosa
9018Multimimetica, the maymeaminning of maimoomeining! Elpis, thou
9019fountain of the greeces, all shall speer theeward,32 from kongen in his
9020canteenhus to knivers hind the knoll. Ausonius Audacior and gael,
9021gillie, gall.33 Singalingalying. Storiella as she is syung. Whence
9022followeup with endspeaking nots for yestures, plutonically pursuant on
9023briefest glimpse from gladrags, pretty Proserpronette whose slit satchel
9024spilleth peas. [There was a sweet hopeful culled Cis.]
9025
902629
9027     Ravens may rive so can dove deelish.
902830
9029     A question of pull.
903031
9031     For Rose Point see Inishmacsaint.
903232
9033     Mannequins' Pose.
903433
9035     Their holy presumption and hers sinfly desprit.
9036        [URGES AND WIDERURGES IN A PRIMITIVE SEPT.] Belisha
9037beacon, beckon bright! Usherette, unmesh us! That grene ray of earong
9038it waves us to yonder as the red, blue and yellow flogs time on the
9039domisole,34 with a blewy blow and a windigo. Where flash becomes
9040word and silents selfloud. To brace congeners, trebly bounden and
9041asservaged twainly. Adamman,35 Emhe, Issossianusheen and sometypes
9042Yggely ogs Weib. Uwayoei!36 So mag this sybilette be our shibboleth
9043that we may syllable her well! Vetus may be occluded behind the mou
9044in Veto but Nova will be nearing as their radient among the Nereids.
9045[The Big Bear bit the Sailor's Only. Trouble, trouble, trouble.] A one of
9046charmers, ay, Una Unica, charmers, who, under the branches of the
9047elms, in shoes as yet unshent by stoniness, wend, went, will wend a way
9048of honey myrrh and rambler roses mistmusk [Forening Unge Kristlike
9049Kvinne.] while still the maybe mantles the meiblume or ever her if have
9050faded from the fleur,37 their arms enlocked, (ringrang, the chimes of sex
9051appealing as conchitas with sentas stray,38 rung!), all thinking all of it
9052[Telltale me all of annaryllies.], the It with an itch in it, the All every
9053inch of it, the pleasure each will preen her for, the business each was
9054bred to breed by.39
905534
9056     Anama anamaba anamabapa.
905735
9058  Only for he's fathering law I could skewer that old one and slosh her out many's the time but I thinks more
9059of my pottles and ketts.
906036
9061     All abunk for Tarararat! Look slipper, soppyhat, we've a doss in the manger.
906237
9063     One must sell it to some one, the sacred name of love.
906438
9065     Making it up as we goes along.
906639
9067     The law of the jungerl.
9068        [EARLY NOTIONS OF ACQUIRED RIGHTS AND THE
9069INFLUENCE                    OF      COLLECTIVE                   TRADITION         UPON           THE
9070INDIVIDUAL.] Soon jemmijohns will cudgel about some a
9071rhythmatick or other over Browne and Nolan's divisional tables whereas
9072she, of minions' novence charily being cupid, for mug's wumping [Will
9073you carry my can and fight the fairies?], grooser's grubbiness, andt's
9074avarice and grossopper's grandegaffe, with her tootpettypout of
9075jemenfichue will sit and knit on solfa sofa.40 Stew of the evening,
9076booksyful stew. And a bodikin a boss in the Thimble Theatre. But all is
9077her-inbourne. Intend. From gramma's grammar [Allma Mathers,
9078Auctioneer.] she has it that if there is a third person, mascarine,
9079phelinine or nuder, being spoken abad it moods prosodes from a person
9080speaking to her second which is the direct object that has been spoken
9081to, with and at. Take the dative with his oblative41 for, even if obsolete,
9082it is always of interest, so spake gramma on the impetus of her
9083imperative, only mind your genderous towards his reflexives such that I
9084was to your grappa (Bott's trousend, [Old Gavelkind the Gamper and
9085he's as daff as you're erse.] hore a man uff!) when him was me hedon42
9086and mine, what the lewdy saying, his analectual pygmyhop.43 There is
9087comfortism in the knowledge that often hate on first hearing comes of
9088
908940
9090     Let me blush to think of all those halfwayhoist pullovers.
909141
9092     I'd like his pink's cheek.
909342
9094  Frech devil in red hairing! So that's why you ran away to sea, Mrs Lappy. Leap me, Locklaun, for you
9095have sensed!
909643
9097     A washable lovable floatable doll.
9098love by second sight. Have your little sintalks in the dunk of
9099subjunctions, dual in duel and prude with pruriel, but even the aoriest
9100chaparound whatever plaudered perfect anent prettydotes and haec
9101genua omnia may perhaps chance to be about to be in the case to be
9102becoming a pale peterwright in spite of all your tense accusatives
9103whilstly you're wallfloored44 like your gerandiums for the better half of
9104a yearn or sob. It's a wild's kitten, my dear, who can tell a wilkling from
9105a warthog. For you may be as practical as is predicable but you must
9106have the proper sort of accident to meet that kind of a being with a
9107difference.45 Flame at his fumbles but freeze on his fist.46 Every letter is
9108a godsend, ardent Ares, brusque Boreas and glib Ganymede like zealous
9109Zeus, the O'Meghisthest of all. To me or not to me. Satis thy quest on.
9110Werbungsap! Jeg suis, vos wore a gentleman, thou arr, I am a quean. Is
9111a game over? The game goes on. [Undante umoroso. M. 50-50.
9112                     ] Cookcook! Search me. The beggar the maid the bigger the
9113mauler. And the greater the patrarc the griefer the pinch. And that's what
9114your doctor knows. O love it is the commonknounest thing how it
9115pashes the plutous and the paupe.47 Pop! And egg she active or spoon
9116she passive, all them fine clauses in Lindley's and Murrey's never
9117braught the participle of a present to a desponent hortatrixy,
9118
9119
912044
9121     With her poodle feinting to be let off and feeling dead in herself. Is love worse living?
912245
9123     If she can't follow suit Renée goes to the pack.
912446
9125     Improper frictions is maledictions and mens uration makes me mad.
912647
9127     Llong and Shortts Primer of Black and White Wenchcraft.
9128vindicatively I say it, from her postconditional future.48 Lumpsome is
9129who lumpsum pays. Quantity counts though accents falter. Yoking apart
9130and oblique orations parsed to one side, a brat, alanna, can choose from
9131so many, [I'll go for that small polly if you'll suck to your
9132lebbensquatsch.] be he a sollicitor's appendix, a pipe clerk or free
9133functionist flyswatter, that perfect little cad, from the languors and
9134weakness of limberlimbed lassihood till the head, back and heartaches
9135of waxedup womanage and heaps on heaps of other things too. Note the
9136Respectable              Irish      Distressed          Ladies         and      the      Merry         Mustard
9137Frothblowers of Humphreystown Associations. Atac first, queckqueck
9138quicks after. Beware how in that hist subtaile of schlangder49 lies liaison
9139to tease oreilles! To vert embowed set proper penchant. But learn from
9140that ancient tongue to be middle old modern to the minute. A spitter that
9141can be depended on. Though Wonderlawn's lost us for ever. Alis, alas,
9142she broke the glass! Liddell lokker through the leafery, ours is mistery
9143of pain.50 You may spin on youthlit's bike and multiplease your Mike
9144and Nike with your kickshoes on the algebrars [O'Mara Farrell.] but,
9145volve the virgil page and view, the O of woman is long when burly
9146those two muters sequent her [Verschwindibus.] so from Nebob51 see
9147you never stray who'll nimm you nice and nehm the day.
9148
914948
9150     The gaggles all out.
915149
9152 He's just bug nuts on white mate he hasn't the teath nor the grits to choo and that's what's wrong with Lang
9153Wang Wurm, old worbbling goesbelly.
915450
9155     Dear and I trust in all frivolity I may be pardoned for trespassing but I think I may add hell.
915651
9157     He is my all menkind of every desception.
9158        [CONCOMITANCE                          OF         COURAGE,               COUNSEL        AND
9159CONSTANCY. ORDINATION OF OMEN, ONUS AND OBIT.
9160DISTRIBUTION OF DANGER, DUTY AND DESTINY. POLAR
9161PRINCIPLES.] One hath just been areading, hath not one, ya, ya, in
9162their memoiries of Hireling's puny wars, end so, [Ulstria, Monastir,
9163Leninstar and Connecticut. Cliopatria, thy hosies history.] und all, ga,
9164ga, of The O'Brien, The O'Connor, The Mac Loughlin and The Mac
9165Namara with summed their appondage, da, da, of Sire Jeallyous Seizer,
9166that gamely torskmester,52 with his duo of druidesses in ready money
9167rompers53 and the tryonforit of Oxthievious, Lapidous and Malthouse
9168Anthemy. You may fail to see the lie of that layout, Suetonia,54 but the
9169reflections which recur to me are that so long as beauty life is body
9170love55 and so bright as Mutua of your mirror holds her candle to your
9171caudle, lone lefthand likeless, sombring Autum of your Spring, reck you
9172not one spirt of anyseed whether trigemelimen cuddle his coddle or
9173nope. She'll confess it by her figure and she'll deny it to your face. If
9174you're not ruined by that one she won't do you any whim. And then?
9175What afters it? Gruff Gunne may blow, Gam Gonna flow, the gossans
9176eye the jennings aye. From the butts of Heber and Heremon, nolens
9177volens, brood our pansies, brune in brume. [The Eroico Furioso makes
9178the valet like smiling.] There's a split in the infinitive from to have to
917952
9180     All his teeths back to the front, then the moon and then the moon with a hole behind it.
918153
9182     Skip one, flop fore, jennies in the cabbage store.
918354
9184     None of your cumpohlstery English here!
918555
9186     Understudy my understandings, Sostituda, and meek thine complinement, gymnufleshed.
9187have been to will be. As they warred in their big innings ease now we
9188never shall know. Eat early earthapples. Coax Cobra to chatters. Hail,
9189Heva, we hear! This is the glider [The hyperape the mink he groves the
9190mole you see nowfor crush sake, chawley!] that gladdened the girl56 that
9191list to the wind that lifted the leaves that folded the fruit that hung on the
9192tree that grew in the garden Gough gave. Wide hiss, we're wizening.
9193Hoots fromm, we're globing. Why hidest thou hinder thy husband his
9194name? Leda, Lada, aflutter-afraida, so does your girdle grow! Willed
9195without witting, whorled without aimed. Pappapassos, Mammamanet,
9196warwhetswut and whowitswhy.57 But it's tails for toughs and titties for
9197totties and come buckets come bats till deeleet.58 [Pige pas.]
9198
9199        [PANOPTICAL PURVIEW OF POLITICAL PROGRESS AND
9200THE FUTURE PRESENTATION OF THE PAST] Dark ages clasp the
9201daisy roots, Stop, if you are a sally of the allies, hot off Minnowaurs and
9202naval actiums, picked engagements and banks of rowers. [                                                ]
9203
9204Please stop if you're a B.C. minding missy, please do. But should you
9205prefer A.D. stepplease. And if you miss with a venture it serves you
9206girly well glad. But, holy Janus, I was forgetting the Blitzenkopfs! Here,
9207Hengegst and Horsesauce, take your heads59 out of that taletub! And
9208leave your hinnyhennyhindyou! It's haunted. The chamber. Of errings.
9209
921056
9211  Tho' I have one just like that to home, deadleaf brown with quicksilver appliques, would whollymost
9212applissiate a nice shiny sleekysilk out of that slippering snake charmeuse.
921357
9214     What's that ma'am? says I.
921558
9216     As you say yourself.
921759
9218     That's the lethemuse but it washes off.
9219Whoan, tug, trace, stirrup! [Seidlitz powther for slogan plumpers.] It is
9220distinctly understouttered that, sense you threehandshighs put your
9221twofootlarge timepates in that dead wash of Lough Murph and until
9222such time pace one and the same Messherrn the grinning statesmen,
9223Brock and Leon, have shunted the grumbling coundedtouts, Starlin and
9224Ser Artur Ghinis. Foamous homely brew, bebattled by bottle, gageure
9225de guegerre.60 [Hoploits and atthems.] Bull igien bear and then
9226bearagain bulligan. Gringrin gringrin. Staffs varsus herds and bucks
9227vursus barks. By old Grumbledum's walls. [Curragh machree, me
9228bosthoon fiend. Femilies hug bank!] Bumps, bellows and bawls.61
9229Opprimor's down, up up Opima! Rents and rates and tithes and taxes,
9230wages, saves and spends. Heil, heptarched span of peace!62 Live, league
9231of lex, nex and the mores! Fas est dass and foe err you. Impovernment
9232of the booble by the bauble for the bubble. So wrap up your worries in
9233your woe (wumpumtum!) and shake down the shuffle for the throw. [All
9234we suffered under them Cowdung Forks and how we enjoyed over our
9235pick of the basketfild. Old Kine's Meat Meal.] For there's one mere ope63
9236for downfall ned. As Hanah Levy, shrewd shroplifter, and nievre anore
9237skidoos with her spoileds.64 To add gay touches. For hugh and guy and
9238goy and jew. To dimpled and pimpled and simpled and wimpled. A
9239
924060
9241     Where he fought the shessock of his stimmstammer and we caught the pepettes of our lovelives.
924261
9243     Shake eternity and lick creation.
924462
9245     I'm blest if I can see.
924663
9247     Hoppity Huhneye, hoosh the hen. I like cluckers, you like nuts (wink).
924864
9249     Sweet, medium and dry like altar wine.
9250peak in a poke and a pig in a pew.65 She wins them by wons, a haul
9251hectoendecate, for mangay mumbo jumbjubes tak mutts and jeffs
9252muchas bracelonettes gracies barcelonas.66 [Flieflie for the jillies and a
9253bombambum for the nappotondus.] O what a loovely freespeech 'twas
9254(tep)67 to gar howalively hintergrunting! Tip. Like lilt of larks to
9255burdened crocodile,68 or skittering laubhing at that wheeze of old
9256windbag, Blusterboss, blowharding about all he didn't do. Hell o' your
9257troop! With is the winker for the muckwits of willesly and nith is the
9258nod for the umproar napollyon and hitheris poorblond piebold hoerse.
9259Huirse. With its tricuspidal hauberkhelm coverchaf emblem on. For the
9260man that broke the ranks on Monte Sinjon. [Murdoch.] The allriddle of
9261it? That that is allruddy with us, ahead of schedule, which already is
9262plan accomplished from and syne: [Pas d'action, peu de sauce.] Daft
9263Dathy of the Five Positions (the death ray stop him!) is still, as
9264reproaches Paulus, on the Madderhorn and, entre chats and hobnobs,69
9265daring Dunderhead to shiver his timbers and Hannibal mac Hamiltan the
9266Hegerite70 (more livepower elbow him!) ministerbuilding up, as
9267repreaches Timothy, in Saint Barmabrac's.71 Number Thirty two West
9268
926965
9270     Who'll buy me penny babies?
927166
9272     Well, Maggy, I got your castoff devils all right and fits lovely. And am vaguely graceful. Maggy thanks.
927367
9274     My six is no secret, sir, she said.
927568
9276     Yes, there, Tad, thanks, give, from, tathair, look at that now.
927769
9278     Go up quick, stay so long, come down slow!
927970
9280     If I gnows me gneesgnobs the both of him is gnatives of Genuas.
928171
9282     A glass of peel and pip for Mr Potter of Texas, please.
9283Eleventh streak looks on to that (may all in the tocoming of the
9284sempereternal speel spry with it!) datetree doloriferous which more and
9285over leafeth earlier than every growth [From the seven tents of Joseph
9286till the calends of Mary Marian, olivehunkered and thorny too.] and,
9287elfshot, headawag, with frayed nerves wondering till they feeled sore
9288like any woman that has been born at all events to the purdah and for the
9289howmanyeth and howmovingth time at what the demons in that
9290jackhouse [As Shakefork might pitch it.] that jerry built for Massa and
9291Missus and hijo de puta, the sparksown fermament of the starryk
9292fieldgosongingon where blows a nemone at each blink of windstill72
9293they were sliding along and sleeting aloof and scouting around and
9294shooting about. Allwhichwhile or whereaballoons for good vaunty years
9295Dagobert is in Clane's clean hometown prepping up his prepueratory
9296and learning how to put a broad face bronzily out through a broken
9297breached meataerial from Bryan Awlining! [Puzzly, puzzly, I smell a
9298cat.] Erin's hircohaired culoteer.73
9299
9300        [FROM               CENOGENETIC                 DICHOTOMY                     THROUGH
9301DIAGONISTIC CONCILIANCE TO DYNASTIC CONTINUITY.]
9302And as, these things being so or ere those things having done, way back
9303home in Pacata Auburnia,74 (untillably holy gammel Eire) one world
9304[Two makes a wing at the macroscope telluspeep.] burrowing on
9305
930672
9307     All the world loves a big gleaming jelly.
930873
9309     A pengeneepy for your warcheekeepy.
931074
9311  My globe goes gaddy at geography giggle pending which time I was looking for my shoe all through
9312Arabia.
9313another, (if you've got me, neighbour, in any large lumps, geek?, and
9314got the strong of it) Standfest, our topiocal sagon hero, or any otther
9315macotther, signs is on the bellyguds bastille back, bucket up with
9316fullness, ant silvering to her jubilee,75 birchleaves her jointure, our lavy
9317in waving, visage full of flesh and fat as a hen's i' forehead, Airyanna
9318and Blowyhart topsirturvy, [From the Buffalo Times of bysone days.]
9319that royal pair in their palace of quicken boughs hight The Goat and
9320Compasses ('phone number 17:69, if you want to know76) his seaarm
9321strongsround her, her velivole eyne ashipwracked, have discusst their
9322things of the past, crime and fable with shame, home and profit,77 why
9323lui lied to lei and hun tried to kill ham, scribbledehobbles, in whose
9324veins runs a mixture of, are heat bent and hard upon. Spell me the
9325chimes. They are tales all tolled.78 Today is well thine but where's may
9326tomorrow be. [Quick quake quokes the parrotbook of dates.] But, bless
9327his cowly head and press his crankly hat, what a world's woe is each's
9328other's weariness waiting to beadroll his own properer mistakes, the
9329backslapping gladhander,79 [Some is out for twoheaded dulcarnons but
9330more pulfers turnips.
9331Omnitudes in a knutshedell.] free of his florid future and the other
9332
933375
9334     It must be some bugbear in the gender especially when old which they all soon get to look.
933576
9336     After me looking up the plan in Humphrey's Justice of the Piece it said to see preseeding chaps.
933777
9338  O boyjones and hairyoddities! Only noane told missus of her massas behaving she would laugh that flat
9339that after that she had sanked down on her fat arks they would shaik all to sheeks.
934078
9341     Traduced into jinglish janglage for the nusances of dolphins born.
934279
9343  He gives me pulpititions with his Castlecowards never in the twowsers and ever in those twawsers and
9344then babeteasing us out of our hoydenname.
9345singing likeness, dirging a past of bloody altars, gale with a blost to him,
9346dove without gall. And she, of the jilldaw's nest80 who tears up
9347lettereens she never apposed a pen upon.81 Yet sung of love and the
9348monster man. What's Hiccupper to hem or her to Hagaba? Ough, ough,
9349brieve kindli!82
9350
9351        [THE             MONGREL                    UNDER              THE           DUNGMOUND.
9352SIGNIFICANCE                     OF       THE         INFRALIMINAL                 INTELLIGENCE.
9353OFFRANDES.]                    Dogs'         vespers         are    anending.          Vespertiliabitur.
9354Goteshoppard quits his gabhard cloke to sate with Becchus. Zumbock!
9355Achevre! Yet wind will be ere fadervor83 and the hour of fruminy and
9356bergoo bell [For all us kids under his aegis.] if Nippon have pearls or
9357opals Eldorado, the daindy dish, the lecking out! Gipoo, good oil! For
9358(hushmagandy!) long 'tis till gets bright that all cocks waken and birds
9359Diana84 with dawnsong hail. Aught darks flou a duskness. Bats that?
9360There peepeestrilling. [Saving the public his health.] At Brannan's on
9361the moor. At Tam Fanagan's weak yat his still's going strang. And still
9362here is noctules and can tell things acommon on by that fluffy feeling.
9363Larges loomy wheelhouse to bodgbox85 [Superlative absolute of
9364
936580
9366 My goldfashioned bother near drave me roven mad and I dyeing to keep my linefree face like readymaid
9367maryangs for jollycomes smashing Holmes.
936881
9369     What I would like is a jade louistone to go with the moon's increscent.
937082
9371     Parley vows the Askinwhose? I do, Ida. And how to call the cattle black. Moopetsi meepotsi.
937283
9373  I was so snug off in my apholster's creedle but at long leash I'll stretch more capritious in his dapplepied
9374bed.
937584
9376     Pipette. I can almost feed their sweetness at my lisplips.
937785
9378     A liss in hunterland.
9379Porterstown.] lumber up with hoodie hearsemen carrawain we keep is
9380peace who follow his law, Sunday King.86 His sevencoloured's soot
9381(Ochone! Ochonal!)87 and his imponence one heap lumpblock
9382(Mogoul!). [Why so mucky spick bridges span our Fluminian road. P.C.
9383Helmut's in the cottonwood, listnin.] And rivers burst out like weeming
9384racesround joydrinks for the fewnrally,88 where every feaster's a foster's
9385other, fiannians all.89 The wellingbreast, he willing giant, the mountain
9386mourning his duggedy dew. To obedient of civicity in urbanious at
9387felicity what'll yet meek Mike90 our diputy mimber when he's head on
9388poll and Peter's burgess and Miss Mishy Mushy is tiptupt by Toft Taft.
9389[The throne is an umbrella strande and a sceptre's a stick. Jady jewel,
9390our daktar deer.] Boblesse gobleege. For as Anna was at the beginning
9391lives yet and will return after great deap sleap rerising and a white night
9392high with a cows of Drommhiem as shower as there's a wet enclouded
9393in Westwicklow or a little black rose a truant in a thorntree. [Gautamed
9394budders deossiphysing our Theas.] We drames our dreams tell Bappy
9395returns. And Sein annews. We will not say it shall not be, this passing of
9396order and order's coming, but in the herbest country and in the country
9397around Blath as in that city self of legionds they look for its being ever
9398
9399
940086
9401  I wonder if I put the old buzzerd one night to suckle in Millickmaam's honey like they use to emballem
9402some of the special popes with a book in his hand and his mouth open.
940387
9404     And a ripping rude rape in his lucreasious togery.
940588
9406     Will ye nought would wet your weapons, warriors bard?
940789
9408     Roe, Williams, Bewey, Greene, Gorham, McEndicoth and Vyler, the lays of ancient homes.
940990
9410     The stanidsglass effect, you could sugerly swear buttermilt would not melt down his dripping ducks.
9411yet. So shuttle the pipers done.91 Eric aboy!92 And it's time that all paid
9412tribute to this massive mortiality, the pink of punk perfection as
9413photography in mud. [By lineal in pondus overthepoise.] Some may
9414seek to dodge the gobbet for its quantity of quality but who wants to
9415cheat the choker's got to learn to chew the cud. Allwhichhole scrubs on
9416scroll circuminiuminluminatedhave encuoniams here and improperies
9417there.93 [Pitchcap and triangle, noose and tinctunc.] With a pansy for
9418the pussy in the corner.94
9419
9420        [INCIPIT INTERMISSIO.] Bewise of Fanciulla's heart, the heart of
9421Fanciulla! Even the recollection of willow fronds is a spellbinder that
9422lets to hear.95 The rushes by the grey nuns' pond: ah eh oh let me sigh
9423too. Coalmansbell: behoves you handmake of the load. Jenny Wren:
9424pick, peck. Johnny Post: pack, puck.96 [Uncle Flabbius Muximus to
9425Niecia Flappia Minnimiss. As this is. And as this this is.] All the world's
9426in want and is writing a letters.97 A letters from a person to a place about
9427a thing. And all the world's on wish to be carrying a letters. A letters to a
9428king about a treasure from a cat.98 [Dear Brotus, land me arrears.]
942991
9430     Thickathigh and Thinathews with sant their dam.
943192
9432     Oh, could we do with this waddled of ours like that redbanked profanian with his bakset of yosters.
943393
9434     Gosem pher, gezumpher, greeze a jarry grim felon! Good bloke him!
943594
9436  And if they was setting on your stool as hard as my was she could beth her bothom dolours he'd have a
9437culious impressiom on the diminitive that chafes our ends.
943895
9439     When I'am Enastella and am taken for Essastessa I'll do that droop on the pohlmann's piano.
944096
9441     Heavenly twinges, if it's one of his I'll fearly feint as swoon as he enterrooms.
944297
9443     To be slipped on, to be slept by, to be conned to, to be kept up. And when you're done push the chain.
944498
9445     With her modesties office.
9446When men want to write a letters. Ten men, ton men, pen men, pun
9447men, wont to rise a ladder. [Rockaby, babel, flatten a wall.] And den
9448men, dun men, fen men, fun men, hen men, hun men went to raze a
9449leader. [How he broke the good news to Gent.] Is then any lettersday
9450from many peoples, Daganasanavitch? Empire, your outermost.99 A
9451posy cord. Plece.
9452
9453        [MAJOR AND MINOR MODES COALESCING PROLIFERATE
9454HOMOGENUINE HOMOGENEITY.] We have wounded our way on
9455foe tris prince till that force in the gill is faint afarred and the face in the
9456treebark feigns afear. This is rainstones ringing. Strangely cult for this
9457ceasing of the yore. But Erigureen is ever. Pot price pon patrilinear plop,
9458if the osseletion of the onkring gives omen nome? Since alls war that
9459end war let sports be leisure and bring and buy fair. Ah ah athclete, blest
9460your bally bathfeet! Towntoquest, fortorest, the hour that hies is hurley.
9461A halt for hearsake.100 A scene at sight. Or dreamoneire. Which they
9462
946399
9464     Strutting as proud as a great turquin weggin that cuckhold on his Eddems and Clay's hat.
9465100
9466    Come, smooth of my slate, to the beat of my blosh! With all these gelded ewes jilting about and the
9467thrills and ills of laylock blossoms three's so much more plants than chants for cecilies that I was thinking
9468fairly killing times of putting an end to myself and my malody, when I remembered all your pupilteacher's
9469erringnesses in perfection class. You sh'undn't write you can't if you w'udn't pass for undevelopmented. This
9470is the propper way to say that, Sr. If it's me chews to swallow all you saidn't you can eat my words for it as
9471sure as there's a key in my kiss. Quick erit faciofacey. When we will conjugate together toloseher tomaster
9472tomiss while morrow fans amare hour, verbe de vie and verve to vie, with love ay loved have I on my back
9473spine and does for ever. Your are me severe? Then rue. My intended, Jr, who I'm throne away on, (here he
9474inst, my lifstack, a newfolly likon) when I slip through my pettigo I'll get my decree and take seidens when
9475I'm not ploughed first by some Rolando the Lasso, and flaunt on the flimsyfilmsies for to grig my collage
9476juniorees who, though they flush fuchsia, are they octette and virginity in my shade but always my figurants.
9477They may be yea of my year but they're nary nay of my day. Wait till spring has sprung in spickness and
9478prigs beg in to pry they'll be plentyprime of housepets to pimp and pamper my. Impending marriage. Nature
9479tells everybody about but I learned all the runes of the gamest game ever from my old nourse Asa. A most
9480adventuring trot is her and she vicking well knowed them all heartswise and fourwords. How Olive d'Oyly
9481and Winnie Carr, bejupers, they reized the dressing of a salandmon and how a peeper coster and a salt sailor
9482shall memorise. By her freewritten Hopely for ear that annalykeses if
9483scares for eye that sumns. Is it in the now woodwordings of our sweet
9484plantation where the branchings then will singingsing tomorrows gone
9485[Bibelous hicstory and Barbarassa harestary.] and yesters outcome as
9486Satadays aftermoon lex leap smiles on the twelvemonthsminding? Such
9487is. Dear (name of desired subject, A.N.), well, and I go on to.
9488Shlicksher. I and we (tender condolences for happy funeral, one if) so
9489sorry to (mention person suppressed for the moment, F.M.). Well
9490(enquiries after allhealths) how are you (question maggy). [A shieling in
9491coppingers and porrish soup all days.] A lovely (introduce to domestic
9492circles) pershan of cates. Shrubsher. Those pothooks mostly she hawks
9493from Poppa Vere Foster [How matches metroosers?] but these curly
9494mequeues are of Mippa's moulding. Shrubsheruthr. (Wave gently in the
9495ere turning ptover.) Well, mabby (consolation of shopes) to soon air.
9496With best from cinder Christinette if prints chumming, can be when
9497desires Soldi, for asamples, backfronted or, if all, peethrolio or Get my
9498Prize, using her flower or perfume [Le hélos tombaut soul sur la jambe
9499de marche.] or, if veryveryvery chumming, in otherwards, who she
9500supposed adeal, kissists my exits. Shlicksheruthr. From Auburn
9501
9502med a mustied poet atwaimen. It most have bean Mad Mullans planted him. Bina de Bisse and Trestrine von
9503Terrefin. Sago sound, rite go round, kill kackle, kook kettle and (remember all should I forget to) bolt the
9504thor. Auden. Wasn't it just divining that dog of a dag in Skokholme as I sat astrid uppum their Drewitt's
9505altar, as cooledas as culcumbre, slapping my straights till the sloping ruins, postillion, postallion, a swinge a
9506swank, with you offering me clouts of illscents and them horners stagstruck on the leasward! Don't be of
9507red, you blanching mench! This isabella I'm on knows the ruelles of the rut and she don't fear andy mandy.
9508So sing loud, sweet cheeriot, like anegreon in heaven! The good fother with the twingling in his eye will
9509always have cakes in his pocket to bethroat us with for our allmichael good. Amum. Amum. And Amum
9510again. For tough troth is stronger than fortuitous fiction and it's the surplice money, oh my young friend and
9511ah me sweet creature, what buys the bed while wits borrows the clothes.
9512chenlemagne. Pious and pure fair one, all has concomitated to this that
9513she shall tread them lifetrees leaves whose silence hitherto has shone as
9514sphere of silver fastalbarnstone, that fount Bandusian shall play liquick
9515music and after odours sigh of musk. Blotsbloshblothe, one dear that
9516was. Sleep in the water, drug at the fire, shake the dust off and dream
9517your one who would give her sidecurls to. Till later Lammas is led in by
9518baith our washwives, [Mai maintenante elle est venuse.] a weird of
9519wonder tenebrous as that evil thorngarth, a field of faery blithe as this
9520flowing wild.
9521
9522      [THE        PART          PLAYED             BY        BELLETRISTICKS                     IN         THE
9523BELLUM-PAX-BELLUM.                            MUTUOMORPHOMUTATION.]                                        [Two
9524Dons Johns Threes Totty Askins.] Aujourd'hui comme aux temps le
9525Pline et de Columelle la jacinthe se plaît dans les Gaules, la pervenche
9526en Illyrie, la marguerite sur les ruines de Numance101 et pendant
9527qu'autour d'elles les villes ont changé de maîtres et de noms, que
9528plusieurs sont entrées dans le néant, que les civilisations se sont
9529choquées et brisées, leurs paisibles générations ont traversé les ages et
9530sont arrivées jusqu'à nous, [Also Spuke Zerothruster.] fraîches et riantes
9531comme aux jours des batailles.102
9532
9533      [SORTES             VIRGINIANAE.]                   Margaritomancy!                Hyacinthinous
9534pervinciveness! Flowers. A cloud. But Bruto and Cassio are ware only
9535
9536101
9537    The nasal foss of our natal folkfarthers so so much now for Valsinggiddyrex and his grand arks day
9538triump.
9539102
9540   Translout that gaswind into turfish, Teague, that's a good bog and you, Thady, poliss it off, there's
9541nateswipe, on to your blottom pulper.
9542of trifid tongues103 the whispered wilfulness, ('tis demonal!) [A saxum
9543shillum for the sextum but nothums for that parridge preast.] and
9544shadows shadows multiplicating (il folsoletto nel falsoletto col
9545fazzolotto dal fuzzolezzo),104 totients quotients, they tackle their quarrel.
9546Sickamoor's so woful sally. Ancient's aerger. And eachway bothwise
9547glory signs. What if she love Sieger less though she leave Ruhm moan?
9548That's how our oxyggent has gotten ahold of half their world. Moving
9549about in the free of the air and mixing with the ruck. Enten eller, either
9550or.
9551
9552        [INTERROGATION.] And?
9553
9554        [EXCLAMATION.] Nay, rather!
9555
9556        [ANTITHESIS OF AMBIDUAL ANTICIPATION. THE MIND
9557FACTORY, ITS GIVE AND TAKE.] With sobs for his job, with tears
9558for his toil, [Tricks stunts.] with horror for his squalor but with pep for
9559his perdition,105 lo, the boor plieth as the laird hireth him.
9560
9561        [AUSPICIUM.] Boon on begyndelse.
9562
9563        [AUGURIA.] At maturing daily gloryaims!106
9564
9565        [DIVINITY NOT DEITY THE UNCERTAINTY JUSTIFIED BY
9566OUR CERTITUDE. EXAMPLES.] A flink dab for a freck dive and a
9567103
9568   You daredevil donnelly, I love your piercing lots of lies and your flashy foreign mail so here's my cowrie
9569card, I dalgo, with all my exes, wise and sad.
9570104
9571   All this Mitchells is a niggar for spending and I will go to the length of seeing that one day Big Mig will
9572be nickleless himself.
9573105
9574      While I'll wind the wildwoods' bluckbells among my window's weeds.
9575106
9576      Lawdy Dawdy Simpers.
9577stern poise for a swift pounce was frankily at the manual arith sure
9578enough which was the bekase he knowed from his cradle, no bird better,
9579why his fingures were giving him whatfor to fife with. [Truckeys' cant
9580for dactyl and spondee.] First, by observation, there came boko and nigh
9581him wigworms and nigh him tittlies and nigh him cheekadeekchimple
9582and nigh him pickpocket with pickpocketpumb, pickpocketpoint,
9583pickpocketprod, pickpocketpromise and upwithem. Holy Joe in lay
9584Eden.107 And anyhows always after them the dimpler he weighed the
9585fonder fell he of his null four lovedroyd curdinals, his element curdinal
9586numen and his enement curdinal marryng and his epulent curdinal
9587weisswassh and his eminent curdinal Kay O'Kay. [Panoplous peregrine
9588pifflicative pomposity.] Always would he be reciting of them, hoojahs
9589koojahs, up by rota, in his Fanden's catachysm from fursed to laced,
9590quickmarch to decemvers, so as to pin the tenners, thumbs down. And
9591anon an aldays, strues yerthere, would he wile arecreating em om
9592lumerous ways, caiuscounting in the scale of pin puff pive piff, piff puff
9593pive poo, poo puff pive pree, pree puff pive pfoor, pfoor puff pive
9594pippive, poopive,108 Niall Dhu, Foughty Unn, Enoch Thortig, endso one,
9595like to pitch of your cap, pac, on to tin tall spillicans.109 [Non plus ulstra,
9596Elba, nec, cashelbum tuum.] To sum, borus pew notus pew eurus pew
9597zipher. Ace, deuce, tricks, quarts, quims. Mumtiplay of course and carry
9598
9599107
9600      But where, O where, is me lickle dig done?
9601108
9602      That's his whisper waltz I like from Pigott's with that Lancydancy step. Stop.
9603109
9604    Twelve buttles man, twentyeight bows of curls, forty bonnets woman and every youthfully yours makes
9605alleven add the hundred.
9606to their whole number. While on the other hand, traduced by their
9607comedy nominator to the loaferst terms for their aloquent parts, sexes,
9608suppers, oglers, novels and dice.110 He could find (the rakehelly!) by
9609practice the valuse of thine-tomine articles with no reminder for an
9610equality of relations and, with the helpings from his tables, improduce
9611fullmin to trumblers, links unto chains, weys in Nuffolk till tods of
9612Yorek, oozies ad libs and several townsends, several hundreds, civil-to-
9613civil imperious gallants into gells (Irish), bringing alliving stone
9614allaughing down to grave clothnails and a league of archers, fools and
9615lurchers under the rude rule of fumb. [Dondderwedder Kyboshicksal]
9616What signifieth whole that111 but, be all the prowess of ten, 'tis as
9617strange to relate he, nonparile to rede, rite and reckan, caught allmeals
9618dullmarks for his nucleuds and alegobrew. They wouldn't took bearings
9619no how anywheres. O them doddhunters and allanights, aabs and baas
9620for agnomes, yees and zees for incognits, bate him up jerrybly! Worse
9621nor herman dororrhea. Give you the fantods, seemed to him. They ought
9622to told you every last word first stead of trying every which way to
9623kinder smear it out poison long. Show that the median, hce che ech,
9624interecting at royde angles the parilegs of a given obtuse one biscuts
9625both the arcs that are in curveachord behind. [A stodge Angleshman has
9626been worked by eccentricity.] Brickbaths. The family umbroglia. A
9627Tullagrove pole112 to the Height of County Fearmanagh has a septain
9628110
9629      Gamester Damester in the road to Rouen, he grows more like his deed every die.
9630111
9631      Slash-the-Pill lifts the pellet. Run, Phoenix, run!
9632112
9633      Dideney, Dadeney, Dudeney, O, I'd know that putch on your poll.
9634inclinaison113 and the graphplot for all the functions in Lower County
9635Monachan, whereat samething is rivisible by nighttim, may be involted
9636into the zeroic couplet, palls pell inhis heventh glike noughty times                                   ,
9637find, [An oxygon is naturally reclined to rest.] if you are not literally
9638cooefficient, how minney combinaisies and permutandies can be played
9639on the international surd! pthwndxrclzp!, hids cubid rute being
9640extructed, taking anan illitterettes, ififif at a tom. Answers, (for teasers
9641only).114 Ten, twent, thirt, see, ex and three icky totchty ones. From
9642solation to solution. Imagine the twelve deaferended dumbbawls of the
9643whowl abovebeugled to be the contonuation through regeneration of the
9644urutteration of the word in pregross. It follows that, if the two
9645antesedents              be     bissyclitties      and      the     three    comeseekwenchers
9646trundletrikes, then, Aysha Lalipat [Ba be bi bo bum.] behidden on the
9647footplate, Big Whiggler115 restant upsittuponable, the NCR116 presents
9648to us (tandem year at lasted length!) an ottomantic turquo-indaco of
9649pictorial shine by pictorial shimmer so long as, gad of the gidday,
9650pictorial summer, viridorefulvid, lits asheen, but (lenz alack lends a lot),
9651if this habby cyclic erdor be outraciously enviolated by a mierelin
9652roundtableturning, like knuts in maze, the zitas runnind hare and dart117
9653
9654113
9655      That is tottinghim in his boots.
9656114
9657      Come all ye hapney coachers and support the richview press.
9658115
9659   Braham Baruch he married his cook to Massach McKraw her uncle-in-law who wedded his widow to
9660Hjalmar Kjaer who adapted his daughter to Braham the Bear. V for Wadlock, P for shift, H for Lona the
9661Konkubine.
9662116
9663      A gee is just a jay on the jaunts cowsway.
9664117
9665      Talking about trilbits.
9666with the yeggs in their muddle, like a seven of wingless arrows,
9667hodgepadge, thump, kick and hurry, all boy more missis blong him he
9668race quickfeller all same hogglepiggle longer house blong him,118
9669[Finnfinnotus of Cincinnati.] while the catched and dodged exarx seems
9670himmulteemiously to beem (he wins her hend! he falls to tail!) the ersed
9671ladest mand119 and (uhu and uhud!) the losed farce on erroroots,120
9672twalegged poneys and threehandled dorkeys (madahoy, morahoy,
9673lugahoy, jogahoyaway) MPM brings us a rainborne pamtomomiom,
9674[Arthurgink's hussies and Everguin's men.] aqualavant to (cat my dogs,
9675if I baint dingbushed like everything!) kaksitoista volts yksitoista volts
9676kymmenen volts yhdeksan volts kahdeksan volts seitseman volts kuusi
9677volts         viisi     volts      nelja      volts       kolme          volts    kaksi   volts yksi!
9678allahthallacamellated, caravan series to the finish of helve's fractures.121
9679[Nom de nombres! The balbearians.] In outher wards, one from five,
9680two to fives ones, one from fives two millamills with a mill and a half a
9681mill and twos twos fives fives of bully clavers. For a surview over all
9682the factionables see Iris in the Evenine's World.122 Binomeans to be
9683comprendered. Inexcessible as thy by god ways. The aximones. And
9684their prostalutes. For his neuralgiabrown. Equal to = aosch.
9685
9686118
9687      Barneycorrall, a precedent for the prodection of curiosity from children.
9688119
9689      A pfurty pscore of ruderic rossies haremhorde for his divelsion.
9690120
9691      Look at your mad father on his boneshaker fraywhaling round Myriom square.
9692121
9693   Try Asia for the assphalt body with the concreke soul and the forequarters of the moon behinding out of
9694his phase.
9695122
9696   Try Asia for the assphalt body with the concreke soul and the forequarters of the moon behinding out of
9697his phase. Indiana Blues on the violens.
9698        [HEPTAGRAMMATON.] P.t.l.o.a.t.o.
9699
9700        [HYPOTHESES OF COMMONEST EXPERIENCES BEFORE
9701APOTHEOSIS OF THE LUSTRAL PRINCIPIUM.] So, bagdad, after
9702those initials falls and that primary taincture, as I know and you know
9703yourself, begath, and the arab in the ghetto knows better, by nettus, nor
9704anymeade or persan, comic cuts and series exerxeses always were to be
9705capered in Casey's frost book of, page torn on dirty, to be hacked at
9706Hickey's, hucksler, Wellington's Iron Bridge, [Vive Paco Hunter!] and
9707so, by long last, as it would shuffle out, must he to trump adieu atout
9708atous to those cardinhands he a big deal missed, radmachrees and
9709rossecullinans and blagpikes in suitclover. [The hoisted in red and the
9710lowered in black.] Dear hearts of my counting, would he revoke them,
9711forewheel to packnumbers, and, the time being no help fort, plates to
9712lick one and turn over.
9713
9714        [INGENIOUS                 LABOURTENACITY             AS   BETWEEN
9715INGENUOUS AND LIBERTINE. PROPE AND PROCUL IN THE
9716CONVERGENCE OF THEIR CONTRAPULSIVENESS.] Problem ye
9717ferst, construct ann aquilittoral dryankle Probe loom! With his primal
9718handstoe in his sole salivarium. [The boss's bess bass is the browd of
9719Mullingar.] Concoct an equoangular trillitter.123 On the name of the
9720tizzer and off the tongs and off the mythametical tripods. Beatsoon. Can
9721you nei do her, numb? asks Dolph,124 suspecting the answer know.
9722
9723123
9724      As Rhombulus and Rhebus went building rhomes one day.
9725124
9726      The trouveller.
9727Oikkont, ken you, ninny? asks Kev,125 expecting the answer guess.126
9728Nor was the noer long disappointed for easiest of kisshams, he was
9729made vicewise. [The aliments of jumeantry.] Oc, tell it to oui, do, Sem!
9730Well, 'tis oil thusly. First mull a mugfull of mud, son.127 Oglores, the
9731virtuoser prays, olorum What the D.V. would I to that for? That's a
9732goosey's ganswer you're for giving me, he is told, what the Deva would
9733you do that for?128 Now, sknow royol road to Puddlin, take your mut for
9734a first beginning, big to bog, back to bach. [Wolsherwomens at their
9735weirdst.] Anny liffle mud which cometh out of Mam will doob, I guess.
9736A.I. Amnium instar. And to find a locus for an alp get a howlth on her
9737bayrings as a prisme O and for a second O unbox your compasses. I
9738cain but are you able? Amicably nod. Gu it! So let's seth off betwain us.
9739Prompty? Mux your pistany at a point of the coastmap to be called a but
9740pronounced olfa. There's the isle of Mun, ah! O! Tis just. Bene! Now,
9741whole in applepine odrer129
9742
9743        (for — husk, hisk, a spirit spires — Dolph, dean of idlers, meager
9744suckling of gert stoan, though barekely a balbose boy, he too, — venite,
9745preteriti,130 sine mora dumque de entibus nascituris decentius in lingua
9746roman mortuorum parva chartula liviana ostenditur, sedentes in letitiae
9747125
9748      Of the disorded visage.
9749126
9750      Singlebarrelled names for doubleparalleled twixtytwins.
9751127
9752      Like pudging a spoon fist of sugans into a sotspot of choucolout.
9753128
9754      Will you walk into my wavetrap? said the spiter to the shy.
9755129
9756      If we each could always do all we ever did.
9757130
9758      Dope in Canorian words we've made. Spish from the Doc.
9759super ollas carnium, spectantes immo situm lutetiae unde auspiciis
9760secundis tantae consurgent humanae stirpes, antiquissimam flaminum
9761amborium Jordani et Jambaptistae mentibus revolvamus sapientiam:
9762totum tute fluvii modo mundo fluere, eadem quae ex aggere fututa
9763iterum inter alveum fore futura, quodlibet sese ipsum per aliudpiam
9764agnoscere contrarium, omnem demun amnem ripis rivalibus amplecti131
9765recurrently often, when him moved he would cake their chair, coached
9766rebelliumtending mikes of his same and over his own choirage at
9767Backlane Univarsity, among of which pupal souaves the pizdrool was
9768pulled up, bred and battered, for a dillon a dollar,132 chanching letters
9769for them vice o'verse to bronze mottes and blending tschemes for em in
9770tropadores and doublecressing twofold thruths and devising tingling
9771tailwords too whilest, cunctant that another would finish his sentence
9772for him, he druider would smilabit eggways133 ned, he, to don't say
9773nothing, would, so prim, and pick upon his ten ordinailed ungles, trying
9774to undo with his teeth the knots made by his tongue, retelling humself
9775by the math hour, long as he's brood reel of funnish ficts apout the shee,
9776how faust of all and on segund thoughts and the thirds the charmhim
9777girlalove and fourthermore and filthily with bag from Oxatown and
9778baroccidents and proper accidence and hoptohill and hexenshoes, in fine
9779the whole damning letter; and, in point of feet, when he landed in
9780
9781
9782131
9783      Basqueesh, Finnican, Hungulash and Old Teangtaggle, the only pure way to work a curse.
9784132
9785      An ounceworth of onions for a pennyawealth of sobs.
9786133
9787      Who brought us into the yellow world!
9788ourland's leinster134 of saved and solomnones for the twicedhecame
9789time, off Lipton's strongbowed launch, the Lady Eva, in a tan soute of
9790sails135 he converted it's nataves, name saints, young ordnands,
9791maderaheads and old unguished P.T. Publikums, through the medium of
9792znigznaks with sotiric zeal, to put off the barcelonas136 from their
9793peccaminous corpulums (Gratings, Mr Dane!) and kiss on their bottes
9794(Master!) as often as they came within bloodshot of that other familiar
9795temple and showed em the celestine way to by his tristar and his flop
9796hattrick and his perry humdrum dumb and numb nostrums that he larned
9797in Hymbuktu,137 and that same galloroman cultous is very prevailend up
9798to this windiest of landhavemiseries all over what was beforeaboots a
9799land of nods, in spite of all the bloot, all the braim, all the brawn, all the
9800brile, that was shod, that were shat, that was shuk all the while, for our
9801massangrey if mosshungry people, the at Wickerworks,138 still hold ford
9802to their healing and139 byleave in the old weights downupon the
9803Swanny, innovated by him, the prence di Propagandi, the chrism for the
9804christmass, the pillar of the perished and the rock o'ralereality, and it is
9805veritably belied, we belove, that not allsods of esoupcans that's in the
9806queen's pottage post and not allfinesof greendgold that the Indus
9807134
9808      Because it's run on the mountain and river system.
9809135
9810   When all them allied sloopers was ventitillated in their poppos and, sliding down by creek and veek, stole
9811snaking out to sea.
9812136
9813      They were plumped and plumed and jerried and citizens and racers, and cinnamonhued.
9814137
9815      Creeping Crawleys petery parley, banished to his native Ireland from erring under Ryan.
9816138
9817      Had our retrospectable fearfurther gatch mutchtatches?
9818139
9819      That is to sight, when cleared of factions, vulgure and decimating.
9820contains would overhinduce them, (o.p.) to steeplechange back once
9821from their ophis workship and twice on sundises, to their ancient flash
9822and crash habits of old Pales time ere beam slewed cable140 or Derzherr,
9823live wire, fired Benjermine Funkling outa th'Empyre, sin righthand son;
9824which, cummal, having listed curefully to the interlooking and the
9825underlacking of her twentynine shifts or his continental's curses,
9826pummel, apostrophised Byrne's and Flamming's and Furniss's and Bill
9827Hayses's and Ellishly Haught's, hoc, they (t.a.W.), sick or whole, stiff or
9828sober, let drop as a doombody drops, without another ostrovgods word
9829eitherways,              in     their   own       lineal     descendance,           as     priesto   as
9830puddywhack,141 coal on:142 and, as we gang along to gigglehouse,
9831talking of molniacs' manias and missions for mades to scotch the
9832schlang and leathercoats for murty magdies, of course this has blameall
9833in that medeoturanian world to say to blessed by Pointer the Grace's his
9834privates judgements143 whenso to put it, disparito, duspurudo,
9835desterrado, despertieu, or, saving his presents for his own onefriend
9836Bevradge, Conn the Shaughraun; but to return for a moment from the
9837reptile's age144 to the coxswain on the first landing (page Ainee Rivière!)
9838if the pretty Lady Elisabbess, Hotel des Ruines — she laid her batsleeve
9839for him two trueveres tell love (on the Ides of Valentino's, at Idleness,
9840
9841140
9842      They just spirits a body away.
9843141
9844      Patatapadatback.
9845142
9846      Dump her (the missuse).
9847143
9848      Fox him! The leggy colt!
9849144
9850      Do he not know that walleds had wars. Harring man, is neow king. This is modeln times.
9851Floods Area, Isolade, Liv's lonely daughter, with the Comes Tichiami,
9852of Prima Vista, Abroad, suddenly), and beauty alone of all dare say
9853when now, uncrowned, deceptered, in what niche of time145 is Shee or
9854where in the rose world trysting, that was the belle of La Chapelle,
9855shapely Liselle, and the peg-of-my-heart of all the tompull or on whose
9856limbs-tolave her semicupiose eyes now kindling themselves are
9857brightning,146 O Shee who then (4.32 M.P., old time, to be precise,
9858according to all three doctors waterburies that was Mac Auliffe and poor
9859MacBeth and poor MacGhimley to the tickleticks, of the synchronisms,
9860all lauschening, a time also confirmed seven sincuries later by the
9861quatren medical johnny, poor old MacAdoo MacDollett, with notary,147
9862whose presence was required by law of Devine Foresygth and decretal
9863of the Douge) who after the first compliments148 med darkist day light,
9864gave him then that vantage of a Blinkensope's cuddlebath at her proper
9865mitts — if she then, the then that matters, — but, seigneur! she could
9866never have forefelt, as she yet will fearfeel, when the lovenext breaks
9867out, such a coolcold douche as him, the totterer, the four-flights-the-
9868charmer, doubling back, in nowtime,149 bymby when saltwater he wush
9869him these iselands, O alors! to mount miss (the wooeds of Fogloot!)
9870under that chemise de fer and a vartryproof name, Multalusi (would it
9871
9872145
9873      Muckross Abbey with the creepers taken off.
9874146
9875      Joke and Jilt will have their tilt.
9876147
9877      Old Mamalujorum and Rawrogerum.
9878148
9879      Why have these puerile blonds those large flexible ears?
9880149
9881      Pomeroy Roche of Portobello, or the Wreck of the Ragamuffin.
9882wash?) with a cheek white peaceful as, wen shall say, a single professed
9883claire's150 and his washawash tubatubtub and his diagonoser's lampblick,
9884to pure where they where hornest girls, to buy her in par jure, il you
9885plait, nuncandtunc and for simper, and other duel mavourneens in
9886plurible numbers from Arklow Vikloe to Louth super Luck, come
9887messes, come mams, and touch your spottprice (for 'twas he was the
9888born suborner, man) on behalf of an oldest ablished firma of
9889winebakers, Lagrima and Gemiti, later on, his craft ebbing, invoked by
9890the unirish title, Grindings of Nash,151 the One and Only, Unic bar
9891None, of Saint Yves by Landsend cornwer, man — ship me silver!, it
9892must have been, faw! a terrible mavrue mavone, to synamite up the old
9893Adam-he-used-to, such a finalley, and that's flat as Tut's fut, for
9894whowghowho? the poour girl, a lonely peggy, given the bird, so
9895inseuladed as Crampton's peartree, (she sall eurn bitter bed by thirt
9896sweet of her face!), and short wonder so many of the tomthick and tarry
9897members in all there subsequious ages of our timocracy tipped to
9898console with her at her mirrorable gracewindow'd hut152 till the ives of
9899Man, the O'Kneels and the O'Prayins and the O'Hyens of
9900Lochlaunstown and the O'Hollerins of Staneybatter, hollyboys, all,
9901burryripe             who'll      buy?,153    in     juwelietry        and        kickychoses        and
9902
9903150
9904      No wonder Miss Dotsh took to veils and she descended from that obloquohy.
9905151
9906   The bookley with the rusin's hat is Patomkin but I'm blowed if I knowed who the slave is doing behind
9907the curtain.
9908152
9909      O hce! O hce!
9910153
9911      Six and seven the League.
9912madornaments and that's not the finis of it (would it were!) — but to
9913think of him foundling a nelliza the second,154 also cliptbuss (the best
9914was still there if the torso was gone) where he did and when he did,
9915retriever to the last155 — escapes my forgetness now was it dustcovered,
9916nom de Lieu! on lapse or street ondown, through, for or from a foe, by
9917with as on a friend, at the Rectory? Vicarage Road? Bishop's Folly?
9918Papesthorpe?, after picket fences, stonewalls, out and ins or oxers — for
9919merry a valsehood whisprit he to manny a lilying earling;156 and to try to
9920analyse that ambo's pair of braceleans akwart the rollyon trying to
9921amarm all157 of that miching micher's bearded but insensible virility and
9922its gaulish moustaches, Dammad and Groany, into her limited (tuff, tuff,
9923que tu es pitre!) lapse at the same slapse for towelling ends158 in their
9924dolightful Sexsex home, Somehow-at-Sea (O little oily head, sloper's
9925brow and prickled ears !) as though he, a notoriety, a foist edition, were
9926a wrigular writher neonovene babe!159 — well, diarmuee and granyou
9927and Vae Vinctis that is what lamoor that of gentle breast rathe is intaken
9928seems circling toward out yondest (it's life that's all chokered by that
9929batch of grim rushers) heaven help his hindmost and, mark mo, if the so
9930
9931154
9932      It's all round me hat I'll wear a drooping dido.
9933155
9934  Have you ever thought of a hitching your stern and being ourdeaned, Mester Bootenfly, here's me and
9935Myrtle is twinkling to know.
9936156
9937      To show they caught preferment.
9938157
9939      See the freeman's cuticatura by Fennella.
9940158
9941      Just one big booty's pot.
9942159
9943      Charles de Simples had an infirmierity complexe before he died a natural death.
9944greatly displeaced diorems in the Saint Lubbock's Day number of that
9945most improving of roundshows, Spice and Westend Woman (utterly
9946exhausted before publication, indiapepper edition shortly), are for our
9947indices, it agins to pear like it, par my fay, and there is no use for your
9948pastripreaching for to cheesse it either or praying fresh fleshblood
9949claspers of young catholick throats on Huggin Green160 to take warning
9950by the prispast, why?, by cows                         man, in shirt, is how he is più la
9951gonna è mobile and                      they wonet do ut; and, an you could peep inside
9952the cerebralised saucepan of this eer illwinded goodfornobody, you
9953would see in his house of thoughtsam (was you, that is, decontaminated
9954enough to look discarnate) what a jetsam litterage of convolvuli of times
9955lost or strayed, of lands derelict and of tongues laggin too, longa
9956yamsayore, not only that but, search lighting, beached, bashed and
9957beaushelled à la Mer pharahead into faturity, your own convolvulis
9958pickninnig capman would real to jazztfancy the novo takin place of
9959what stale words whilom were woven with and fitted fairly featly for,
9960so; and equally so, the crame of the whole faustian fustian, whether your
9961launer's lightsome or your soulard's schwearmood, it is that, whenas the
9962swiftshut scareyss of our pupilteachertaut duplex will hark back to lark
9963to you symibellically that, though a day be as dense as a decade, no
9964mouth has the might to set a mearbound to the march of a landsmaul,161
9965
9966
9967
9968160
9969      Where Buickly of the Glass and Bellows pumped the Rudge engineral.
9970161
9971      Matter of Brettaine and brut fierce.
9972in half a sylb, helf a solb, holf a salb onward162 the beast of boredom,
9973common sense, lurking gyrographically down inside his loose Eating
9974S.S. collar is gogoing of whisth to you sternly how — Plutonic loveliaks
9975twinnt Platonic yearlings — you must, how, in undivided reawlity draw
9976the line somewhawre) Coss? Cossist? Your parn! [WHY MY AS
9977LIKEWISE WHIS HIS.] You, you make what name? (and in truth, as a
9978poor soul is between shift and shift ere the death he has lived through
9979becomes the life he is to die into, he or he had albut — he was rickets as
9980to reasons but the balance of his minds was stables — lost himself or
9981himself some somnione sciupiones, soswhitchoverswetch had he or he
9982gazet, murphy come, murphy go, murphy plant, murphy grow, a
9983maryamyriameliamurphies, in the lazily eye of his lapis,
9984
9985
9986
9987
9988        Vieus Von DVbLIn, 'twas one of dozedeams a darkies ding in
9989dewood) [Uteralterance or the Interplay of Bones in the Womb.] the
9990Turnpike under the Great Ulm (with Mearingstone in Fore ground).163
9991Given now ann linch you take enn all. Allow me! And, heaving
9992
9993
9994162
9995      Bussmullah, cried Lord Wolsley, how me Aunty Mag'll row!
9996163
9997      Draumcondra's Dream country where the betterlies blow.
9998alljawbreakical expressions out of old Sare Isaac's164 universal of
9999specious aristmystic unsaid, A is for Anna like L is for liv. [The Vortex.
10000Spring of Sprung Verse. The Vertex.] Aha hahah, Ante Ann you're apt to
10001ape aunty annalive! Dawn gives rise. Lo, lo, lives love! Eve takes fall.
10002La, la, laugh leaves alass! Aiaiaiai, Antiann, we're last to the lost,
10003Loulou! Tis perfect. Now (lens your dappled yeye here, mine's
10004presbyoperian, shill and wall) we see the copyngink strayedline AL (in
10005Fig., the forest) from being continued, stops ait Lambday165: Modder
10006ilond there too. Allow me anchore! I bring down noth and carry awe.
10007Now, then, take this in! One of the most murmurable loose carollaries
10008ever Ellis threw his cookingclass. [Sarga, or the path of outgoing.] With
10009Olaf as centrum and Olaf's lambtail for his spokesman circumscript a
10010cyclone. Allow ter! Hoop! As round as the calf of an egg! O, dear me!
10011O, dear me now! Another grand discobely! After Makefearsome's
10012Ocean. You've actuary entducked one! Quok! Why, you haven't a
10013passer! Fantastic! Early' clever, surely doomed, to Swift's, alas, the
10014galehus! [Docetism and Didicism, Maya-Thaya. Tamas-Rajas-Sattvas.]
10015Match of a matchness, like your Bigdud dadder in the boudeville song,
10016Gorotsky Gollovar's Troubles, raucking his flavourite turvku in the
10017smukking precincts of lydias,166 with Mary Owens and Dolly Monks
10018seesidling to edge his cropulence and Blake-Roche, Kingston and
10019
10020164
10021  O, Laughing Sally, are we going to be toadhauntered by that old Pantifox Sir Somebody Something,
10022Burtt, for the rest of our secret stripture?
10023165
10024      Ex jup pep off Carpenger Strate. The kids' and dolls' home. Makeacakeache.
10025166
10026      A vagrant need is a flagrant weed.
10027Dockrell auriscenting him from afurz, our papacocopotl,167 Abraham
10028Bradley King? (ting ting! ting ting!) By his magmasine fall. Lumps,
10029lavas and all.168 Bene! But, thunder and turf, it's not alover yet! One
10030recalls Byzantium. The mystery repeats itself todate as our callback
10031mother Gaudyanna, that was daughter to a tanner,169 used to sing, as I
10032think, now and then consinuously over her possetpot in her quer
10033homolocous humminbass hesterdie and istherdie forivor.170 Vanissas
10034Vanistatums! And for a night of thoughtsendyures and a day. [The
10035Vegetable Cell and its Private Properties.] As Great Shapesphere puns
10036it. In effect, I remumble, from the yules gone by, purr lil murrerof
10037myhind, so she used indeed. When she give me the Sundaclouths she
10038hung up for Tate and Comyng and snuffed out the ghost in the candle at
10039his old game of haunt the sleepper. Faithful departed. When I'm
10040dreaming back like that I begins to see we're only all telescopes. Or the
10041comeallyoum saunds. Like when I dromed I was in Dairy and was
10042wuckened up with thump in thudderdown. Rest in peace! But to
10043return171 What a wonderful memory you have too! Twonderful
10044morrowy! Straorbinaire! Bene! I bring town eau and curry nothung up
10045my sleeve. Now, springing quickenly from the mudland Loosh from
10046Luccan with Allhim as her Elder tetraturn a somersault. All's fair on all
10047167
10048      Grand for blowing off steam when you walk up in the morning.
10049168
10050      At the foot of Bagnabun Banbasday was lost on one.
10051169
10052      We're all found of our anmal matter.
10053170
10054  Sewing up the beillybursts in their buckskin shiorts for big Kapitayn Killykook and the Jukes of
10055Kelleiney.
10056171
10057      Say where! A timbrelfill of twinkletinkle.
10058fours, as my instructor unstrict me. Watch! And you'll have the whole
10059inkle. Allow, allow! Gyre O, gyre O, gyrotundo! Hop lala! As umpty
10060herum as you seat! O, dear me, that was very nesse! Very nace indeed!
10061And makes us a daintical pair of accomplasses! [The haves and the
10062havenots: a distinction.] You, allus for the kunst and me for omething
10063with a handel to it. Beve! Now, as will pressantly be felt, there's tew
10064tricklesome poinds where our twain of doubling bicirculars, mating
10065approxemetely in their suite poi and poi, dunloop into eath the ocher.
10066Lucihere! I fee where you mea. The doubleviewed seeds. Nun, lemmas
10067quatsch, vide pervoys akstiom, and I think as I'm suqeez in the limon,
10068stickme punctum, but for semenal rations I'd likelong, by Araxes, to
10069mack a capital Pee for Pride down there on the batom172 where Hoddum
10070and Heave, our monsterbilker, balked his bawd of parodies.
10071[Zweispaltung as Fundemaintalish of Wiederherstellung.] And let you
10072go, Airmienious, and mick your modest mock Pie out of Humbles up
10073your end. Where your apexojesus will be a point of order. With a geing
10074groan grunt and a croak click cluck.173 And my faceage kink and kurkle
10075trying to make keek peep.174 Are you right there, Michael, are you right?
10076Do you think you can hold on by sitting tight? Well, of course, it's awful
10077angelous. Still I don't feel it's so dangelous. Ay, I'm right here, Nickel,
10078and I'll write. Singing the top line why it suits me mikey fine. But,
10079yaghags hogwarts and arrahquinonthiance, it's the muddest thick that
10080172
10081      Parsee ffrench for the upholdsterer would be delightered.
10082173
10083      I'll pass out if the screw spliss his strut.
10084174
10085      Thargam then goeligum? If you sink I can, swimford. Suksumkale!
10086was ever heard dump since Eggsmather got smothered in the plap of the
10087pfan. Now, to compleat anglers, beloved bironthiarn and hushtokan
10088hishtakatsch, join alfa pea and pull loose by dotties and, to be more
10089sparematically logoical, eelpie and paleale by trunkles. Alow me align
10090while I encloud especious! The Nike done it. Like pah,175 I peh. Innate
10091little bondery. And as plane as a poke stiff.176 Now, aqua in buccat. I'll
10092make you to see figuratleavely the whome of your eternal geomater.
10093And if you flung her headdress on her from under her highlows you'd
10094wheeze whyse Salmonson set his seel on a hexengown.177 Hissss!,
10095Arrah, go on! [Destiny, Influence of Design upon.] Fin for fun! You've
10096spat your shower like a son of Sibernia but let's have at it! Subtend to
10097me now! Pisk! Outer serpumstances beiug ekewilled, we carefully, if
10098she pleats, lift by her seam hem and jabote at the spidsiest of her
10099trickkikant (like thousands done before since fillies calpered. Ocone!
10100Ocone!) the maidsapron of our A.L.P., fearfully! till its nether nadir is
10101vortically where (allow me aright to two cute winkles) its naval's napex
10102will have to beandbe. [Prometheus or the Promise of Provision.] You
10103must proach near mear for at is dark. Lob. And light your mech. Jeldy!
10104And this is what you'll say.178 Waaaaaa. Tch! Sluice! Pla! And their,
10105redneck, (for addn't we to gayatsee with Puhl the Punkah's bell?) mygh
10106
10107
10108175
10109      Hasitatense?
10110176
10111      The impudence of that in girl's things!
10112177
10113      The chape of Dońa Speranza of the Nacion.
10114178
10115      Ugol egal ogle. Mi vidim Mi.
10116and thy, the living spit of dead waters,179 fastness firm of Hurdlebury
10117Fenn, discinct and isoplural in its (your sow to the duble) sixuous parts,
10118flument, fluvey and fluteous, midden wedge of the stream's your muddy
10119old triagonal delta, fiho miho, plain for you now, appia lippia pluvaville,
10120(hop the hula, girls!) the no niggard spot of her safety vulve, first of all
10121usquiluteral threeingles, (and why wouldn't she sit cressloggedlike the
10122lass that lured a tailor?) the constant of fluxion, Mahamewetma, pride of
10123the province180 and when that tidled boare rutches up from the Afrantic,
10124allaph quaran's his bett und bier!181 [Ambages and Their Rôle.] Paa
10125lickam laa lickam, apl lpa! This it is an her. You see her it. Which it
10126whom you see it is her. And if you could goaneggbetter we'd soon see
10127some raffant scrumala riffa. Quicks herit fossyending. Quef! So post
10128that to your pape and smarket! And you can haul up that languil
10129pennant, mate. I've read your tunc's dimissage. For, let it be taken that
10130her littlenist is of no magnetude or again let it be granted that Doll the
10131laziest can be dissimulant with all respects from Doll the fiercst, thence
10132
10133must any whatyoulike in the power of empthood be either greater THaN
10134
10135or less THaN [Ecclasiastical and Celestial Hierarchies. The Ascending.
10136The Descending.] the unitate we have in one or hence shall the
10137vectorious readyeyes of evertwo circumflicksrent searclhers never film
10138in the elipsities of their gyribouts those fickers which are returnally
10139
10140179
10141      It is, it is Sangannon's dream.
10142180
10143      And all meinkind.
10144181
10145      Whangpoos the paddle and whiss whee whoo.
10146reprodictive of themselves.182 Which is unpassible. Quarrellary. The
10147logos of somewome to that base anything, when most characteristically
10148mantissa minus, comes to nullum in the endth:183 orso, here is nowet
10149badder than the sin of Aha with his cosin Lil, verswaysed on
10150coverswised, and all that's consecants and cotangincies till Perperp stops
10151repippinghim since her redtangles are all abscissan for limitsing this
10152tendency of our Frivulteeny Sexuagesima184 to expense herselfs as
10153sphere as possible, [The peripatetic                        periphery. It's Allothesis.]
10154paradismic perimutter, in all directions on the bend of the unbridalled,
10155the infinisissimalls of her facets becoming manier and manier as the
10156calicolum of her umdescribables (one has thoughts of that eternal
10157Rome) shrinks from schurtiness to scherts.185 Scholium, there are trist
10158sigheds to everysing but ichs on the freed brings euchs to the feared.
10159Qued? Mother of us all! O, dear me, look at that now! I don't know is it
10160your spictre or my omination but I'm glad you dimentioned it! My
10161Lourde! My Lourde! If that aint just the beatenest lay I ever see! And a
10162superpbosition! Quoint a quincidence! O.K. Omnius Kollidimus.
10163[Canine Venus sublimated to Aulidic Aphrodite.] As Ollover Krumwall
10164sayed when he slepped ueber his grannyamother. Kangaroose feathers:
10165Who in the name of thunder'd ever belevin you were that bolt? But
10166
10167
10168182
10169      I enjoy as good as anyone.
10170183
10171      Neither a soul to be saved nor a body to be kicked.
10172184
10173      The boast of the town.
10174185
10175      Hen's bens, are we soddy we missiled her?
10176you're holy mooxed and gaping up the wrong palce186 as if you was
10177seeheeing the gheist that stays forenenst, you blessed simpletop
10178domefool! Where's your belested loiternan's lamp? You must lap
10179wandret down the bluishing refluction below. Her trunk's not her
10180brainbox. Hear where the bolgylines, Yseen here the puncture. So he
10181done it. Luck! See her good. [Exclusivism: the Ors, Sors and Fors,
10182which?] Well, well, well, well! O dee, O dee, that's very lovely! We like
10183Simperspreach Hammeltones to fellow Selvertunes O'Haggans.187 When
10184he rolls over his ars and shows the hise of his heels. Vely lovely
10185entilely! Like a yangsheepslang with the tsifengtse. So analytical
10186plausible! And be the powers of Moll Kelly, neighbour topsowyer, it
10187will be a lozenge to me all my lauffe.188 More better twofeller we been
10188speak copperads. Ever thought about Guinness's? And the regrettable
10189Parson Rome's advice? Want to join the police.189 You know, you were
10190always one of the bright ones, since a foot made you an unmentionable,
10191fakes! You know, you're the divver's own smart gossoon, aequal to
10192yoursell and wanigel to anglyother, so you are, hoax! You know, you'll
10193be dampned, so you will, one of these invernal days but you will be,
10194carrotty!190
10195
10196
10197186
10198      I call that a scumhead.
10199187
10200      Pure chingchong idiotism with any way words all in one soluble. Gee each owe tea eye smells fish. That's
10201U.
10202188
10203      The Doodles family, , , , ,       , , . Hoodle doodle, fam.?
10204189
10205      Picking on Nickagain, Pikey Mikey?
10206190
10207      Early morning, sir Dav Stephens, said the First Gentleman in youreups.
10208        [SICK US A SOCK WITH SOME SEDIMENT IN IT FOR THE
10209SAKE            OF       OUR         DARNING               WIVES.]         [Primanouriture   and
10210Ultimogeniture.] Wherapool, gayet that when he stop look time he stop
10211long ground who here hurry he would have ever the lothst word, with a
10212sweet me ah err eye ear marie to reat from the jacob's191 and a shypull
10213for toothsake of his armjaws at the slidepage of de Vere Foster, would
10214and could candykissing P. Kevin to fress up the rinnerung and to ate by
10215hart (leo I read, such a spanish, escribibis, all your mycoscoups) wont to
10216nibbleh ravenostonnoriously ihs mum to me in bewonderment of his
10217chipper chuthor for, while that Other by the halp of his creactive mind
10218offered to deleberate the mass from the booty of fight our Same with the
10219holp of the bounty of food sought to delubberate the mess from his
10220corructive mund, with his muffetee cuffes ownconsciously grafficking
10221with his sinister cyclopes after trigamies and spirals' wobbles pursuiting
10222their rovinghamilton selves and godolphing in fairlove to see around the
10223waste of noland's browne jesus192 (thur him no quartos!) till that on him
10224poorin sweat the juggaleer's veins [No Sturm. No Drang.] (quench his
10225quill!) in his napier scrag stud out bursthright tam quam taughtropes.
10226[Illustration.] (Spry him! call a blood lekar! Where's Dr Brassenaarse?)
10227Es war itwas in his priesterrite. O He Must Suffer! From this
10228misbelieving feacemaker to his noncredible fancyflame.193 Ask for
10229bosthoon, late for Mass, pray for blaablaablack sheep. (Sure you could
10230191
10231      Bag bag blockcheap, have you any will?
10232192
10233      What a lubberly whide elephant for the men-in-the-straits!
10234193
10235      And she had to seek a pond's apeace to salve her suiterkins. Sued!
10236wright anny pippap passage, Eye bet, as foyne as that moultylousy
10237Erewhig, yerself, mick! Nock the muddy nickers!194 Christ's Church
10238varses Bellial!) Dear and he went on to scripple gentlemine born,
10239milady bread, [Ascription of the Active.] he would pen for her, he would
10240pine for her,195 how he would patpun fun for all196 with his frolicky
10241frowner so and his glumsome grinner otherso. And how are you,
10242waggy?197 My animal his sorrafool! And trieste, ah trieste ate I my liver!
10243Se non è vero son trovatore. O jerry! He was soso, harriot all! He was
10244sadfellow, steifel! He was mistermysterion. Like a purate out of
10245pensionee with a gouvernament job. All moanday, tearsday, wailsday,
10246thumpsday, frightday, shatterday till the fear of the Law. Look at this
10247twitches! He was quisquis, floored on his plankraft of shittim wood.
10248Look at him! Sink deep or touch not the Cartesian spring! [Proscription
10249of the Passive.] Want more ashes, griper? How diesmal he was lying
10250low on his rawside laying siege to goblin castle. And, bezouts that, how
10251hyenesmeal he was laying him long on his laughside lying sack to
10252croakpartridge. (Be thou wars Rolaf's intestions, quoths the Bhagavat
10253biskop Leech) Ann opes tipoo soon ear! If you could me lendtill my
10254pascol's kondyl, sahib, and the price of a plate of poultice. Punked. With
10255best apolojigs and merrymoney thanks to self for all the clerricals and
10256again begs guerdon for bistrispissing on your bunificence. [Ensouling
10257194
10258      Excuse theyre christianbrothers irish?
10259195
10260      When she tripped against the briery bush he profused her allover with curtsey flowers.
10261196
10262      A nastilow disigraible game.
10263197
10264      Dear old Erosmas. Very glad you are going to Penmark. Write to the corner. Grunny Grant.
10265Female Sustains Agonising Overman.] Well wiggywiggywagtail, and
10266how are you, yaggy? With a capital Tea for Thirst. From here Buvard to
10267dear Picuchet. Blott.
10268
10269        [WHEN THE ANSWERER IS A LEMAN.] Now, (peel your eyes,
10270my gins, and brush your saton hat, me elementator joyclid, son of a
10271Butt! She's mine, Jow low jure,198 be Skibbering's eagles, sweet tart of
10272Whiteknees Archway) watch him, having caught at the bifurking
10273calamum in his bolsillos, the onelike underworp he had ever funnet
10274without difficultads, the aboleshqvick, signing away in happinext
10275complete, (Exquisite Game of inspiration! [Sesama to the Rescues. The
10276Key Signature.] I always adored your hand. So could I too and without
10277the scrope of a pen. Ohr for oral, key for crib, olchedolche and a lunge
10278ad lib. Can you write us a last line? From SmithJones-Orbison?)
10279intrieatedly in years, jirryalimpaloop. And i Romain, hup u bn gd grl.199
10280Unds alws my thts. To fallthere at bare feet hurryaswormarose. Two
10281dies of one rafflement. Eche bennyache. Outstamp and distribute him at
10282the expanse of his society. To be continued. Anon.
10283
10284        [ALL SQUARE AND ACCORDING TO COCKER.] And ook,
10285ook, ook, fanky! All the charictures200 in the drame! This is how San
10286holypolypools. And this, pardonsky! is the way Romeopullupalleaps.201
10287
10288198
10289      I loved to see the Macbeths Jerseys knacking spots of the Plumpduffs Pants.
10290199
10291      Lifp year fends you all and moe, fouvenirs foft as fummer fnow, fweet willings and forget-uf-knots.
10292200
10293      Gag his tubes yourself.
10294201
10295      He, angel that I thought him, and he not aebel to speel eelyotripes., Mr Tellibly Divilcult!
10296Pose the pen, man, way me does. Way ole missa vellatooth fust show
10297me how. Fourth power to her illpogue! Bould strokes for your life! Tip!
10298[Force Centres of the Fire Serpentine: heart, throat, navel, spleen,
10299sacral, fontanella, intertemporal eye.] This is Steal, this is Barke, this is
10300Starn, this is Swhipt, this is Wiles, this is Pshaw, this is
10301Doubbllinnbbayyates.202 This is brave Danny weeping his spache for the
10302popers. This is cool Connolly wiping his hearth with brave Danny. And
10303this, regard! how Chawleses Skewered parparaparnelligoes between
10304brave Danny boy and the Connolly. [Conception of the Compromise
10305and Finding of a Formula.] Upanishadem! Top. Spoken hath L'arty
10306Magory. Eregob ragh. Prouf!203
10307
10308        [TROTHBLOWERS. FIG AND THISTLE PLOT A PIG AND
10309WHISTLE.] And Kev was wreathed with his pother. But, (that Jacoby
10310feeling again for forebitten fruit and, my Georgeous, Kevvy too he just
10311loves his puppadums, I judge!) after all his autocratic writings of
10312paraboles of famellicurbs and meddlied muddlingisms, thee faroots hof
10313cullchaw end ate citrawn woodint wun able rep of the triperforator
10314[Ideal Present Alone Produces Real Future.] awlrite blast through his
10315pergaman hit him where he lived and do for the blessted selfchuruls,
10316what I think, smarter like it done for a manny another unpious of the
10317hairydary quare quandary firstings till at length, you one bladdy
10318bragger, by mercystroke he measured his earth anyway? could not but
10319
10320202
10321      When the dander rattles how the peacocks prance!
10322203
10323      The Brownes de Browne - Browne of Castlehacknolan.
10324recken in his adder's badder cadder way our frankson who, to be plain,
10325he fight him all time twofeller longa kill dead finish bloody face blong
10326you, was misocain. Wince wan's won! Rip!204 And his countinghands
10327rose.
10328
10329        [WITH EBONISER.] Formalisa. Loves deathhow simple!
10330
10331        [IN PIX.] Slutningsbane.205
10332
10333        [EUCHRE RISK, MERCI BUCKUP, AND MIND WHO YOU'RE
10334PUCKING, FLEBBY.] [Service superseding self.] Thanks eversore
10335much, Pointcarried! I can't say if it's the weight you strike me to the
10336quick or that red mass I was looking at but at the present momentum,
10337potential as I am, I'm seeing rayingbogeys rings round me. Honours to
10338you and may you be commended for our exhibitiveness! I'd love to take
10339you for a bugaboo ride and play funfer all if you'd only sit and be the
10340ballasted bottle in the porker barrel. You will deserve a rolypoly as long
10341as from here to tomorrow. And to hell with them driftbombs and bottom
10342trailers! If my maily was bag enough I'd send you a toxis. By Saxon
10343Chromaticus, you done that lovely for me! Didn't he now, Nubilina?
10344Tiny Mite, she studiert whas? With her listeningin coiffure, her dream
10345of Endsland's daylast and the glorifires of being presainted maid to
10346majesty.206 And less is the pity for she isn't the lollypops she easily
10347might be if she had for a sample Virginia's air of achievement. That
10348
10349204
10350      A byebye bingbang boys! See you Nutcracker Sunday!
10351205
10352      Chinchin Childaman! Chapchopchap!
10353206
10354      Wipe your glosses with what you know.
10355might keep her from throwing delph.207 [Catastrophe and Anabasis.] As
10356I was saying, while retorting thanks, you make me a reborn of the cards.
10357[The rotary processus and its reestablishment of reciprocities.] We're
10358offals boys ambows.208 For I've flicked up all the crambs as they
10359crumbed from your table um, singing glory allaloserem, cog it out, here
10360goes a sum. So read we in must book. It tells. He prophets most who
10361bilks the best.
10362
10363        [COME           SI     COMPITA              CUNCTITITITILATIO?                     CONKERY
10364CUNK,                THIGH-THIGHT-TICKELLY-THIGH,                                        LIGGERILAG,
10365TITTERITOT, LEG IN A TEE, LUG IN A LAW, TWO AT A TIE,
10366THREE ON A THRICKY TILL OHIO OHIO IOIOMISS.] And that
10367salubrated sickenagiaour of yaours have teaspilled all my hazeydency.
10368Forge away, Sunny Sim! Sheepshopp. Bleating Goad, it is the least of
10369things, Eyeinstye! Imagine it, my deep dartry dullard! It is hours giving,
10370not more. I'm only out for celebridging over the guilt of the gap in your
10371hiscitendency. You are a hundred thousand times welcome, old
10372wortsampler, hellbeit you're just about as culpable as my woolfell
10373merger would be. [The Twofold Truth and the Conjunctive Appetites of
10374Oppositional Orexes.] In effect I could engage in an energument over
10375you till you were republicly royally toobally prussic blue in the shirt
10376after.209 Trionfante di bestia! And if you're not your bloater's kipper may
10377I never curse again on that pint I took of Jamesons. Old Keane now,
10378207
10379      If I'd more in the cups that peeves thee you could cracksmith your rows tureens.
10380208
10381      Alls Sings and Alls Howls.
10382209
10383      From three shellings. A bluedye sacrifice.
10384you're rod, hook and sinker, old jubalee Keane! Biddy's hair. Biddy's
10385hair, mine lubber. Where is that Quin but he sknows it knot but what
10386you that are my popular endphthisis were born with a solver arm up
10387your sleep. [Trishagion.] Thou in shanty! Thou in scanty shanty!! Thou
10388in slanty scanty shanty!!! Bide in your hush! Bide in your hush, do! The
10389law does not aloud you to shout. I plant my penstock in your postern,
10390chinarpot. Ave! And let it be to all remembrance. Vale. Ovocation of
10391maiding waters.210 For auld lang salvy steyne. I defend you to champ
10392my scullion's praises. To book alone belongs the lobe. Foremaster's
10393meed211 will mark tomorrow, when we are making pilscrummage to
10394whaboggeryin with staff, scarf and blessed wallet and our aureoles
10395round our neckkandcropfs where as and when Heavysciusgardaddy,
10396parent who offers sweetmeats, will gift uns his Noblett's surprize.
10397[Abnegation is Adaptation.] With this laudable purpose in loud ability
10398let us be singulfied. Betwixt me and thee hung cong. Item, mizpah ends.
10399
10400        [ENTER THE COP AND HOW. SECURES GUBERNANT
10401URBIS TERROREM.] But while the dial are they doodling dawdling
10402over the mugs and the grubs? Oikey, Impostolopulos?212 Steady steady
10403steady steady steady studiavimus. Many many many many many
10404manducabimus.213 We've had our day at triv and quad and writ our bit as
10405intermidgets. Art, literature, politics, economy, chemistry, humanity,
10406210
10407      Not Kilty. But the manajar was. He! He! Ho! Ho! Ho!
10408211
10409      Giglamps, Soapy Geyser, The Smell and Gory Mac Gusty.
10410212
10411      The divvy wants that babbling brook. Dear Auntie Emma Emma Eates.
10412213
10413      Strike the day off, the nightcap's on nigh. Goney, goney gone!
10414&c. [Cato.] Duty, the daughter of discipline, [Nero.] the Great Fire at
10415the South City Markets, [Saul] Belief in Giants and the Banshee,
10416[Aristotle] A Place for Everything and Everything in its Place, [Julius
10417Caesar.] Is the Pen Mightier than the Sword? [Pericles.] A Successful
10418Career in the Civil Service,214 [Ovid.] The Voice of Nature in the
10419Forest,215 [Adam, Eve.] Your Favorite Hero or Heroine, [Domitian.] On
10420the Benefits of Recreation,216 [Edipus.] If Standing Stones Could Speak,
10421[Socrates.] Devotion to the Feast of the Indulgence of Portiuncula,
10422[Ajax.] The Dublin Metropolitan Police Sports at Ballsbridge, [Homer.]
10423Describe in Homely Anglian Monosyllables the Wreck of the
10424Hesperus,217 [Marcus Aurelius.] What Morals, if any, can be drawn
10425from Diarmuid and Grania?218 [Alcibiades.] Do you Approve of our
10426Existing Parliamentary System? [Lucretius.] The Uses and Abuses of
10427Insects, [Noah.] A Visit to Guinness' Brewery, [Plato.] Clubs, [Horace.]
10428Advantages of the Penny Post, [Isaac.] When is a Pun not a Pun?
10429[Tiresias.] Is the Co-Education of Animus and Anima Wholly
10430Desirable?219 [Marius.] What Happened at Clontarf? [Diogenes.] Since
10431our Brother Johnathan Signed the Pledge or [Procne, Philomela.] the
10432
10433
10434
10435214
10436      R.C., disengaged, good character, would help, no salary.
10437215
10438      Where Lily is a Lady found the nettle rash.
10439216
10440      Bubabipibambuli, I can do as I like with what's me own. Nyamnyam.
10441217
10442      Able seaman's caution.
10443218
10444      Rarely equal and distinct in all things.
10445219
10446      Jests and the Beastalk with a little rude hiding rod.
10447Meditations of Two Young Spinsters,220 [Abraham.] Why we all Love
10448our Little Lord Mayor, [Nestor.] Hengler's Circus Entertainment,
10449[Cincinnatus.] On Thrift,221 [Leonidas.] The Kettle-Griffith-Moynihan
10450Scheme for a New Electricity Supply, [Jacob.] Travelling in the Olden
10451Times,222 [Theocritus.] American Lake Poetry, [Joseph.] the Strangest
10452Dream that was ever Halfdreamt.223 [Fabius.] Circumspection,
10453[Samson.] Our Allies the Hills, [Cain.] Are Parnellites Just towards
10454Henry Tudor? [Esop.] Tell a Friend in a Chatty Letter the Fable of the
10455Grasshopper and the Ant,224 [Prometheus.] Santa Claus, [Lot.] The
10456Shame of Slumdom, [Pompeius Magnus, Miltiades Strategos.] The
10457Roman Pontiffs and the Orthodox Churches,225 [Solon.] The Thirty
10458Hour Week, [Castor, Pollux.] Compare the Fistic Styles of Jimmy
10459Wilde and Jack Sharkey, [Dionysius.] How to Understand the Deaf,
10460[Sappho.] Should Ladies learn Music or Mathematics? [Moses.] Glory
10461be to Saint Patrick! [Job.] What is to be found in a Dustheap, [Catilina.]
10462The Value of Circumstantial Evidence, [Cadmus.] Should Spelling?
10463[Ezekiel.]            Outcasts            in   India,     [Solomon.]           Collecting        Pewter,
10464[Themistocles.] Eu,226 [Vitellius.] Proper and Regular Diet Necessity
10465
10466220
10467      Wherry like the whaled prophet in a spookeerie.
10468221
10469      What sins is pim money sans Paris!
10470222
10471      I've lost the place, where was I?
10472223
10473      Something happened that time I was asleep, torn letters or was there snow?
10474224
10475      Mich for his pain, Nick in his past.
10476225
10477  He has toglieresti in brodo all over his agrammatical parts of face and as for that hippofoxphiz, unlucky
10478number, late for the christening!
10479226
10480      Eh, Monsieur? Oů Monsieur? Eu, Monsieur? Nenni No, Monsieur!
10481For,227 [Darius.] If You Do It Do It Now. [Xenophon.] Delays are
10482Dangerous. Vitavite! Gobble Anne: tea's set, see's eneugh! Mox soonly
10483will be in a split second per the chancellory of his exticker.
10484
10485        [MAWMAW, LUK, YOUR BEEFTAY'S FIZZIN OVER!]
10486
10487         [Pantocracy.]                             Aun
10488
10489         [Bimutualism.]                            Do
10490
10491         [Interchangeability.]                     Tri
10492
10493         [Naturality.]                             Car
10494
10495         [Superfetation.]                          Cush228
10496
10497         [Stabimobilism.]                          Shay
10498
10499         [Periodicity.]                            Shockt
10500
10501         [Consummation.]                           Ockt
10502
10503         [Interpenetrativeness.]                   Ni
10504
10505         [Predicament.]                            Geg229
10506
10507        [KAKAOPOETICS LIPPUDENIES OF THE UNGUMPTIOUS.]
10508
10509
10510227
10511      Ere we hit the hay, brothers, let's have that response to prayer!
10512
10513
10514
10515
10516                228
10517                      Kish is for anticheirst, and the free of my hand to him!
10518
10519
10520
10521
10522                229
10523                      And gags for skool, and crossbuns and whopes he'll enjoyimsolff over our drawings on the
10524line!
10525    [Balance of the factual by the theoric Boox and Coox,
10526Amallagamated.] Their feed begins.
10527
10528
10529
10530   NIGHTLETTER
10531
10532
10533
10534   With our best youlldied greedings to Pep and Memmy and the old
10535folkers below and beyant, wishing them all very merry Incarnations in
10536this land of the livvey and plenty of preprosperousness through their
10537coming new yonks
10538
10539   from
10540
10541   jake, jack and little sousoucie
10542
10543   (the babes that mean too)
10544    Chapter 3
10545
10546
10547
10548
10549    It may not or maybe a no concern of the Guinnesses but.
10550
10551    That the fright of his light in tribalbalbutience hides aback in the
10552doom of the balk of the deaf but that the height of his life from a bride's
10553eye stammpunct is when a man that means a mountain barring his
10554distance wades a lymph that plays the lazy winning she likes yet that
10555pride that bogs the party begs the glory of a wake while the scheme is
10556like your rumba round me garden, allatheses, with perhelps the prop of a
10557prompt to them, was now or never in Etheria Deserta, as in Grander
10558Suburbia, with Finnfannfawners, ruric or cospolite, for much or moment
10559indispute.
10560    Whyfor had they, it is Hiberio-Miletians and Argloe-Noremen,
10561donated him, birth of an otion that was breeder to sweatoslaves, as
10562mysterbolder, forced in their waste, and as for Ibdullin what of Himana,
10563that their tolvtubular high fidelity daildialler, as modern as tomorrow
10564afternoon and in appearance up to the minute (hearing that anybody in
10565that ruad duchy of Wollinstown schemed to halve the wrong type of
10566date) equipped with supershielded umbrella antennas for distance
10567getting and connected by the magnetic links of a Bellini-Tosti coupling
10568system with a vitaltone speaker, capable of capturing skybuddies,
10569harbour craft emittences, key clickings, vaticum cleaners, due to woman
10570formed mobile or man made static and bawling the whowle hamshack
10571and wobble down in an eliminium sounds pound so as to serve him up a
10572melegoturny marygoraumd, eclectrically filtered for allirish earths and
10573ohmes. This harmonic condenser enginium (the Mole) they caused to be
10574worked from a magazine battery (called the Mimmim Bimbim patent
10575number 1132, Thorpetersen and Synds, Jomsborg, Selverbergen) which
10576was tuned up by twintriodic singulvalvulous pipelines (lackslipping
10577along as if their liffing deepunded on it) with a howdrocephalous
10578enlargement, a gain control of circumcentric megacycles ranging from
10579the antidulibnium onto the serostaatarean. They finally caused, or most
10580leastways brung it about somehows (that) the pip of the lin (to)
10581pinnatrate inthro an auricular forfickle (known as the Vakingfar sleeper,
10582monofractured by Piaras UaRhuamhaighaudhlug, tympan founder,
10583Eustache Straight, Bauliaughacleeagh) a meatous conch culpable of
10584cunduncing Naul and Santry and the forty routs of Corthy with the
10585concertiums of the Brythyc Symmonds Guild, the Ropemakers Reunion,
10586the Variagated Peddlars Barringoy Bnibrthirhd, the Askold Olegsonder
10587Crowds of the O'Keef-Rosses ant Rhosso-Keevers of Zastwoking, the
10588Ligue of Yahooth O.S.V. so as to lall the bygone dozed they arborised
10589around, up his corpular fruent and down his reuctionary buckling,
10590hummer, enville and cstorrap (the man of Iren, thore's Curlymane for
10591you!), lill the lubberendth of his otological life.
10592
10593    House of call is all their evenbreads though its cartomance
10594hallucinate like an erection in the night the mummery of whose deed, a
10595lur of Nur, immerges a mirage in a merror, for it is where by
10596muzzinmessed for one watthour, bilaws below, till time jings pleas, that
10597host of a bottlefilled, the bulkily hulkwight, hunter's pink of face, an
10598orel orioled, is in on a bout to be unbulging an o'connell's, the true one,
10599all seethic, a luckybock, pledge of the stoup, whilom his canterberry
10600bellseyes wink wickeding indtil the teller, oyne of an oustman in skull
10601of skand. Yet is it, this ale of man, for him, our hubuljoynted, just a tug
10602and a fistful as for Culsen, the Patagoreyan, chieftain of chokanchuckers
10603and his moyety joyant, under the foamer dispensation when he
10604pullupped the turfeycork by the greats of gobble out of Lougk Neagk.
10605When, pressures be to our hoary frother, the pop gave his sullen
10606bulletaction and, bilge, sled a movement of catharic emulsipotion down
10607the sloppery slide of a slaunty to tilted lift-ye-landsmen. Allamin.
10608Which in the ambit of its orbit heaved a sink her sailer alongside of a
10609drink her drainer from the basses brothers, those two theygottheres.
10610    It was long after once there was a lealand in the luffing ore it was
10611less after lives thor a toyler in the tawn at all ohr it was note before he
10612drew out the moddle of Kersse by jerkin his dressing but and or it was
10613not before athwartships he buttonhaled the Norweeger's capstan.
10614
10615    So he sought with the lobestir claw of his propencil the clue of the
10616wickser in his ear. O, lord of the barrels, comer forth from Anow (I have
10617not mislaid the key of Efas-Taem), O, Ana, bright lady, comer forth
10618from Thenanow (I have not left temptation in the path of the sweeper of
10619the threshold), O!
10620
10621    But first, strongbowth, they would deal death to a drinking. Link of
10622a leadder, dubble in it, slake your thirdst thoughts awake with it. Our
10623svalves are svalves aroon! We rescue thee, O Baass, from the damp
10624earth and honour thee. O Connibell, with mouth burial! So was done,
10625neat and trig. Up draught and whet them!
10626
10627    Then sagd he to the ship's husband. And in his translatentic
10628norjankeltian. Hwere can a ketch or hook alive a suit and sowterkins?
10629Soot! sayd the ship's husband, knowing the language, here is tayleren.
10630Ashe and Whitehead, closechop, successor to. Ahorror, he sayd, canting
10631around to that beddest his friend, the tayler, for finixed coulpure, chunk
10632pulley muchy chink topside numpa one sellafella, fake an capstan make
10633and shoot! Manning to sayle of clothse for his lady her master whose to
10634be precised of a peer of trouders under the pattern of a cassack. Let me
10635prove, I pray thee, but this once, sazd Mengarments, saving the
10636mouthbrand from his firepool. He spit in his faist (beggin): he tape the
10637raw baste (paddin): he planked his pledge (as dib is a dab): and he tog
10638his fringe sleeve (buthock lad, fur whale). Alloy for allay and this toolth
10639for that soolth. Lick it and like it. A barter, a parter. And plenty good
10640enough, neighbour Norreys, every bit and grain. And the ship's husband
10641brokecurst after him to hail the lugger. Stolp, tief, stolp, come bag to
10642Moy Eireann! And the Norweeger's capstan swaradeed, some blowfish
10643out of schooling: All lykkehud! Below taiyor he ikan heavin sets. But
10644they broken waters and they made whole waters at they surfered bark to
10645the lots of his vauce. And aweigh he yankered on the Norgean run so
10646that seven sailend sonnenrounders was he breastbare to the brinabath,
10647where bottoms out has fatthoms full, fram Franz José Land til Cabo
10648Thormendoso, evenstarde and risingsoon. Up the Rivor Tanneiry and
10649down the Golfe Desombres. Farety days and fearty nights. Enjoy
10650yourself, O maremen! And the tides made, veer and haul, and the times
10651marred, rear and fall, and, holey bucket, dinned he raign!
10652
10653    — Hump! Hump! bassed the broaders-in-laugh with a quick
10654piddysnip that wee halfbit a second.
10655
10656    — I will do that, sazd Kersse, mainingstaying the rigout for her
10657wife's lairdship. Nett sew? they hunched back at the earpicker.
10658
10659    But old sporty, as endth lord, in ryehouse reigner, he nought feared
10660crimp or cramp of shore sharks, plotsome to getsome. It was whol niet
10661godthaab of errol Loritz off his Cape of Good Howthe and his
10662trippertrice loretta lady, a maomette to his monetone, with twy twy
10663twinky her stone hairpins, only not, if not, a queen of Prancess their
10664telling tabled who was for his seeming a casket through the heavenly,
10665nay, heart of the sweet (had he hows would he keep her as niece as a
10666fiddle!) but in the mealtub it was wohl yeas sputsbargain what, rarer of
10667recent, an occasional conformity, he, with Muggleton Muckers,
10668alwagers allalong most certainly allowed, as pilerinnager's grace to
10669petitionists of right, of the three blend cupstoomerries with their
10670customed spirits, the Gill gob, the Burklley bump, the Wallisey
10671wanderlook, having their ceilidhe gailydhe in his shaunty irish. Group
10672drinkards maaks grope thinkards or how reads rotary, jewr of a
10673chrestend, respecting the otherdogs churchees, so long plubs will be
10674plebs but plabs by low frequency amplification may later agree to have
10675another. For the people of the shed are the sure ads of all quorum.
10676Lorimers and leathersellers, skinners and salters, pewterers and
10677paperstainers,   parishclerks,   fletcherbowyers,    girdlers,   mercers,
10678cordwainers and first, and not last, the weavers. Our library he is hoping
10679to ye public.
10680
10681    Innholder, upholder.
10682
10683    — Sets on sayfohrt! Go to it, agitator! they bassabosuned over the
10684flowre of their hoose. Godeown moseys and skeep thy beeble bee!
10685
10686    — I will do that, acordial, by mine hand, sazd Kersse, piece Cod,
10687and in the flap of a jacket, ructified after his nap of a blankit their
10688o'cousin, as sober as the ship's husband he was one my godfather when
10689he told me saw whileupon I am now well and jurily sagasfide after the
10690boonamorse the widower, according to rider, following pnomoneya, he
10691is consistently blown to Adams. So help me boyg who keeps the book!
10692
10693    Whereofter, behest his suzerain law the Thing and the pilsener had
10694the baar, Recknar Jarl, (they called him Roguenor, Irl call him) still
10695passing the change-a-pennies, pengeypigses, a several sort of coyne in
10696livery, pushed their whisper in his hairing, (seemed, a some shipshep's
10697sottovoxed stalement, a dearagadye, to hasvey anyone doing duty for
10698duff point of dorkland compors) the same to the good ind ast velut
10699discharge after which he had exemptied more than orphan for the ballast
10700of his nurtural life. And threw a cast. A few pigses and hare you are and
10701no chicking, tribune's tribute, if you guess mimic miening. Meanly in
10702his lewdbrogue take your tyon coppels token, with this good sixtric
10703from-mine runbag of juwels. Nummers that is summus that is toptip that
10704is bottombay that is Twomeys that is Digges that is Heres. In the
10705frameshape of hard mettles. For we all would fain make glories. It is
10706minely well mint.
10707
10708    Thus as count the costs of liquid courage, a bullyon gauger, stowed
10709stivers pengapung in bulk in hold (fight great finnence! brayvoh, little
10710bratton!) keen his kenning, the queriest of the crew, with that fellow
10711fearing for his own misshapes, should he be himpself namesakely a
10712foully fallen dissentant from the peripulator, sued towerds Meade-Reid
10713and Lynn-Duff, rubbing the hodden son of a pookal, leaden be light,
10714lather be dry and it be drownd on all the ealsth beside, how the camel
10715and where the deiffel or when the finicking or why the funicking, who
10716caused the scaffolding to be first removed you give orders, babeling,
10717were their reidey meade answer when on the cutey (the corespondent) in
10718conflict of evidence drew a kick at witness but (missed) and for whom
10719in the dyfflun's kiddy removed the planks they were wanted, boob.
10720
10721    Bump!
10722
10723    Bothallchoractorschumminaroundgansumuminarumdrumstrumtrumi
10724nahumptadumpwaultopoofoolooderamaunsturnup!
10725
10726    — Did do a dive, aped one.
10727
10728    — Propellopalombarouter, based two.
10729
10730    — Rutsch is for rutterman ramping his roe, seed three. Where the
10731muddies scrimm ball. Bimbim bimbim. And the maidies scream all.
10732Himhim himhim.
10733
10734    And forthemore let legend go lore of it that mortar scene so
10735cwympty dwympty what a dustydust it razed arboriginally but, luck's
10736leap to the lad at the top of the ladder, so sartor's risorted why the sinner
10737the badder! Ho ho ho hoch! La la la lach! Hillary rillarry gibbous grist
10738to our millery! A pushpull, qq: quiescence, pp: with extravent intervulve
10739coupling. The savest lauf in the world. Paradoxmutose caring, but here
10740in a present booth of Ballaclay, Barthalamou, where their dutchuncler
10741mynhosts and serves them dram well right for a boors' interior
10742(homereek van hohmryk) that salve that selver is to screen its auntey
10743and has ringround as worldwise eve her sins (pip, pip, pip) willpip
10744futurepip feature apip footloose pastcast with spareshins and flash
10745substittles of noirse-made-earsy from a nephew mind the narrator but
10746give the devil his so long as those sohns of a blitzh call the tuone tuone
10747and thonder alout makes the thurd. Let there be. Due.
10748
10749    — That's all murtagh purtagh but whad ababs his dopter? sissed
10750they who were onetime ungkerls themselves, (when the youthel of his
10751yorn shook the bouchal in his bed) twilled alongside in wiping the rice
10752assatiated with their wetting. The lappel of his size? His ros in sola
10753velnere and he sicckumed of homnis terrars. She wends to scoulas in her
10754slalpers. There were no peanats in her famalgia so no wumble she
10755tumbled for his famas roalls davors. Don't him forget! A butcheler
10756artsed out of Cullege Trainity. Diddled he daddle a drop of the cradler
10757on delight mebold laddy was stetched? Knit wear? And they addled, (or
10758ere the cry of their tongues would be uptied dead) Shufflebotham
10759asidled, plus his ducks fore his drills, an inlay of a liddle more lining
10760maught be licensed all at ones, be these same tokens, forgiving a brass
10761rap, sneither a whole length nor a short shift so full as all were
10762concerned.
10763
10764    Burniface, shiply efter, shoply after, at an angle of lag, let flow,
10765brabble brabble and brabble, and so hostily, heavyside breathing, came
10766up with them and, check me joule, shot the three tailors, butting back to
10767Moyle herring, bump as beam and buttend, roller and reiter, after the
10768diluv's own deluge, the seasant samped as skibber breezed in, tripping,
10769dripping, threw the sheets in the wind, the tights of his trunks at tickle to
10770tackle and his rubmelucky truss rehorsing the pouffed skirts of his
10771overhawl. He'd left his stickup in his hand to show them none ill feeling.
10772Whatthough for all appentices it had a mushroom on it. While he faced
10773them front to back, Then paraseuls round, quite taken atack, sclaiming,
10774Howe cools Eavybrolly!
10775
10776    — Good marrams, sagd he, freshwatties and boasterdes all, as he
10777put into bierhiven, nogeysokey first, cabootle segund, jilling to
10778windwards, as he made straks for that oerasound the snarsty weg for
10779Publin, so was his horenpipe lug in the lee off their mouths organs, with
10780his tilt too taut for his tammy all a slaunter and his wigger on a wagger
10781with its tag tucked. Up. With a good eastering and a good westering.
10782And he asked from him how the hitch did do this my fand sulkers that
10783mone met the Kidballacks which he suttonly remembered also where
10784the hatch was he endnew strandweys he's that fond sutchenson, a
10785penincular fraimd of mind, fordeed he was langseling to talka holt of
10786hems, clown toff, tye hug fliorten. Cablen: Clifftop. Shelvling tobay
10787oppelong tomeadow. Ware cobbles. Posh.
10788
10789    — Skibbereen has common inn, by pounautique, with pokeway
10790paw, and sadder raven evermore, telled shinshanks lauwering frankish
10791for his kicker who, through the medium of gallic
10792
10793    — Pukkelsen, tilltold. That with some our prowed invisors how
10794their ulstravoliance led them infroraids, striking down and landing alow,
10795against our aerian insulation resistance, two boards that beached ast one,
10796widness thane and tysk and hanry. Prepatrickularly all, they summed.
10797Kish met. Bound to. And for landlord, noting, nodding, a coast to moor
10798was cause to mear. Besides proof plenty, over proof While they either
10799took a heft. Or the other swore his eric. Heaved two, spluiced the
10800menbrace. Heirs at you, Brewinbaroon! Weth a whistle for methanks.
10801
10802    — Good marrams and good merrymills, sayd good mothers gossip,
10803bobbing his bowing both ways with the bents and skerries, when they
10804were all in the old walled of Kinkincaraborg (and that they did overlive
10805the hot air of Montybunkum upon the coal blasts of Mitropolitos let
10806there meeds be the hourihorn), hiberniating after seven oak ages,
10807fearsome where they were he had gone dump in the doomering this tide
10808where the peixies would pickle him down to the button of his seat and
10809his sess old soss Erinly into the boelgein with the help of Divy and
10810Jorum's locquor and shut the door after him to make a rarely fine Ran's
10811cattle of fish. Morya Mortimor! Allapalla overus! Howoft had the
10812ballshee tried! And they laying low for his home gang in that eeriebleak
10813mead, with fireball feast and turkeys tumult and paupers patch to
10814provide his bum end. The foe things your niggerhead needs to be fitten
10815for the Big Water. He made the sign of the hammer. God's drought, he
10816sayd, after a few daze, thinking of all those bliakings, how leif pauses!
10817Here you are back on your hawkins, from Blasil the Brast to our
10818povotogesus portocall, the furt on the turn of the hurdies, slave to trade,
10819vassal of spices and a dragon-the-market, and be turbot, lurch a stripe,
10820as were you soused methought out of the mackerel. Eldsfells! sayd he.
10821A kumpavin on iceslant! Here's open handlegs for one old faulker from
10822the hame folk here in you's booth! So sell me gundy, sagd the now
10823waging cappon, with a warry posthumour's expletion, shoots ogos
10824shootsle him or where's that slob? A bit bite of keesens, he sagd, til
10825Dennis, for this jantar (and let the dobblins roast perus,) or a stinger, he
10826sagd, t. d., on a doroughbread kennedy's for Patriki San Saki on svo fro
10827or my old relogion's out of tiempor and when I'm soured to the tipple
10828you can sink me lead, he sagd, and, if I get can, sagd he, a pusspull of
10829tomtartarum. Thirst because homing hand give. Allkey dallkey, sayd the
10830shop's housebound, for he was as deep as the north star (and could tolk
10831sealer's solder into tankar's tolder) as might have sayd every man to his
10832beast, and a treat for the trading scow, my cater million falls to you and
10833crop feed a stall! Afram. And he got and gave the ekspedient for
10834Hombreyhambrey wilcomer what's the good word. He made the sign on
10835the feaster. Cloth be laid! And a disk of osturs for the swanker!
10836Allahballah! He was the carelessest man I ever see but he sure had the
10837most sand. One fishball with fixings! For a dan of a ven of a fin of a son
10838of a gun of a gombolier. Ekspedient, sayd he, sonnur mine, Shackleton
10839Sulten! Opvarts and at ham, or this ogry Osler will oxmaul us all, sayd
10840he, like one familiar to the house, while Waldemar was heeling it and
10841Maldemaer was toeing it, soe syg he was walking from the bowl at his
10842food and the meer crank he was waiting for the tow of his turn. Till they
10843plied him behaste on the fare. Say wehrn!
10844
10845    — Nohow did he kersse or hoot alike the suit and solder skins,
10846minded first breachesmaker with considerable way on and
10847    — Humpsea dumpsea, the munchantman, secondsnipped cutter the
10848curter.
10849
10850    — A ninth for a ninth. Take my worth from it. And no mistaenk,
10851they thricetold the taler and they knew the whyed for too. The because
10852of his sosuch. Uglymand fit himshemp but throats fill us all! And three's
10853here's for repeat of the unium! Place the scaurs wore on your groot big
10854bailey bill, he apullajibed, the O'Colonel Power, latterly distented from
10855the O'Conner Dan, so promonitory himself that he was obliffious of the
10856headth of hosth that rosed before him, from Sheeroskouro, under its
10857zembliance of mardal mansk, like a dun darting dullemitter, with his
10858moultain haares stuck in plostures upon it, (do you kend yon peak with
10859its coast so green?) still trystfully acape for her his gragh knew well in
10860precious memory and that proud grace to her, in gait a movely water, of
10861smile a coolsome cup, with that rarefied air of a Montmalency and her
10862quick little breaths and her climbing colour. Take thee live will save
10863thee wive? I'll think uplon, lilady. Should anerous enthroproise call
10864homovirtue, duinnafear! The ghem's to the ghoom be she nere zo zma.
10865Obsit nemon! Floodlift, her ancient of rights regaining, so yester yidd,
10866even remembrance. And greater grown then in the trifle of her days, a
10867mouse, a mere tittle, trots off with the whole panoromacron picture. Her
10868youngfree yoke stilling his wandercursus, jilt the spin of a curl and jolt
10869the broadth of a buoy. The Annexandreian captive conquest. Ethna
10870Prettyplume, Hooghly Spaight. Him her first lap, her his fast pal, for
10871ditcher for plower, till deltas twoport. While this glowworld's lump is
10872gloaming off and han in hende will grow. Through simpling years
10873where the lowcasts have aten of amilikan honey and datish fruits and a
10874bannock of barley on Tham the Thatcher's palm. O wanderness be
10875wondernest and now! Listeneath to me, veils of Mina! He would
10876withsay, nepertheloss, that is too me mean. I oldways did me walsh and
10877preechup ere we set to sope and fash. Now eats the vintner over these
10878contents oft with his sad slow munch for backonham. Yet never shet it
10879the brood of aurowoch, not for legions of donours of Gamuels. I have
10880performed the law in truth for the lord of the law, Taif Alif. I have held
10881out my hand for the holder of my heart in Annapolis, my youthrib city.
10882Be ye then my protectors unto Mussabotomia before the guards of the
10883city. Theirs theres is a gentlemeants agreement. Womensch plodge. To
10884slope through heather till the foot. Join Andersoon and Co. If the
10885flowers of speech valed the springs of me rising the hiker I hilltapped
10886the murk I mist my blezzard way. Not a knocker on his head nor a
10887nicknumber on the manyoumeant. With that coldtbrundt natteldster
10888wefting stinks from Alpyssinia, wooving nihilnulls from Memoland and
10889wolving the ulvertones of the voice. But his spectrem onlymergeant
10890crested from the irised sea in plight, calvitousness, loss, nngnr,
10891gliddinyss, unwill and snorth. It might have been what you call your
10892change of my life but there's the chance of a night for my lifting.
10893Hillyhollow, valleylow! With the sounds and the scents in the morning.
10894
10895    — I shot be shoddied, throttle me, fine me cowheel for ever,
10896usquebauched the ersewild aleconner, for bringing briars to Bembracken
10897and ringing rinbus round Demetrius for, as you wrinkle wryghtly, bully
10898bluedomer, it's a suirsite's stircus haunting hesteries round old
10899volcanoes. We gin too gnir and thus plinary indulgence makes
10900collemullas of us all. But Time is for talerman tasting his tap. Tiptoptap,
10901Mister Maut.
10902
10903    He made one summery (Cholk and murble in lonestime) of his the
10904three swallows like he was muzzling Moselems and torched up as the
10905faery pangeant fluwed down the hisophenguts, a slake for the
10906quicklining, to the tickle of his tube and the twobble of his fable, O,
10907fibbing once upon a spray what a queer and queasy spree it was.
10908Plumped.
10909
10910    Which      both   did.   Prompt.    Eh,    chrystal   holder?    Save
10911Ampsterdampster that had rheumaniscences in his netherlumbs.
10912
10913    — By the drope in his groin, Ali Slupa, thinks the cappon, plumbing
10914his liners, we were heretofore.
10915
10916    — And be the coop of his gobbos, Reacher the Thaurd, thinks your
10917girth fatter, apopo of his buckseaseilers, but where's Horace's courtin
10918troopsers?
10919
10920    — I put hem behind the oasthouse, sagd Pukkelsen, tuning wound
10921on the teller, appeased to the cue, that double dyode dealered, and he's
10922wallowing awash swill of the Tarra water. And it marinned down his
10923gargantast trombsathletic like the marousers of the gulpstroom. The
10924kersse of Wolafs on him, shitateyar, he sagd in the fornicular, and, at
10925weare or not at weare, I'm sigen no stretcher, for I carsed his
10926murhersson goat in trotthers with them newbucklenoosers behigh in the
10927fire behame in the oasthouse. Hops! sagd he.
10928
10929    — Smoke and coke choke! lauffed till the tear trickled drown a
10930thigh the loafers all but a sheep's whosepants that swished to the lord he
10931hadn't and the starer his story was talled to who felt that, the fierifornax
10932being thurst on him motophosically, as Omar sometime notes, such a
10933satuation, debauchly to be watched for, would empty dempty him down
10934to the ground.
10935
10936    — And hopy dope! sagd he, anded the enderer, now dyply
10937hypnotised or hopeseys doper himself. And kersse him, sagd he, after
10938inunder tarrapoulling, and the shines he cuts, shinar, the screeder, the
10939stitchimesnider,   adepted    to   nosestorsioms    in   his   budinholder,
10940cummanisht, sagd he, (fouyoufoukou!) which goes in the ways
10941smooking publics, sagd he, bomboosting to be in thelitest civille row
10942faction for a dubblebrasterd navvygaiterd, (flick off that hvide aske, big
10943head!) sagd he, the big bag of my hamd till hem, tollerloon, sagd he,
10944with his pudny bun brofkost when he walts meet the bangd. I will put
10945his fleas of wood in the flour, and he sagd, behunt on the oatshus, the
10946not wellmade one, sagd he, the kersse of my armsore appal this most
10947unmentionablest of men (mundering eeriesk, if he didn't scalded him all
10948the shimps names in his gitter!) a coathemmed gusset sewer, sagd he,
10949his first cudgin is an innvalet in the unitred stables which is not feed
10950tonights a kirtle offal fisk and he is that woe worstered wastended
10951shootmaker whatever poked a noodle in a clouth!
10952    So for the second tryon all the meeting of the acarras had it. How he
10953hised his bungle oar his shourter and cut the pinter off his pourer and lay
10954off for Fellagulphia in the farning. From his dhruimadhreamdhrue back
10955to Brighten-pon-the-Baltic, from our lund's rund turs bag til threathy
10956hoeres a wuke. Ugh!
10957
10958    — Stuff, Taaffe, stuff! interjoked it his wife's hopesend to the boath
10959of them consistently. Come back to May Aileen.
10960
10961    — Ild luck to it! blastfumed the nowraging scamptail, in flating
10962furies outs trews his cammelskins, the flashlight of his ire wackering
10963from the eyewinker on his masttop. And aye far he fared from Afferik
10964Arena and yea near he night till Blawland Bearring, baken be the brazen
10965sun, buttered be the snows. And the sea shoaled and the saw squalled.
10966And, soaking scupper, didn't he drain
10967
10968    A pause.
10969
10970    Infernal machinery (serial number: Bullysacre, dig care a dig)
10971having thus passed the buck to billy back from jack (finder the keeper)
10972as the baffling yarn sailed in circles it was now high tide for the
10973reminding pair of snipers to be suitably punished till they had, like the
10974pervious oelkenner done, liquorally no more powers to their elbow.
10975Ignorinsers' bliss, therefore, their not to say rifle butt target, none too
10976wisefolly, poor fish, (he is eating, he is spun, is milked, he dives)
10977upholding a lampthorne of lawstift as wand of welcome to all men in
10978bonafay, (and the corollas he so has saved gainsts the virus he has thus
10979injected!) discoastedself to that kipsie point of its Dublin bar there,
10980breaking and entering, from the outback's dead heart, Glasthule Bourne
10981or Boehernapark Nolagh, by wattsismade or bianconi, astraylians in
10982island, a wellknown tall hat blown in between houses by a nightcap of
10983that silk or it might be a black velvet and a kiber galler dragging his
10984hunker, were signalling gael warnings towards Wazwollenzee Haven to
10985give them their beerings, east circular route or elegant central highway.
10986Open, 'tis luck will have it! Lifeboat Alloe, Noeman's Woe, Hircups
10987Emptybolly! With winkles whelks and cocklesent jelks. Let be
10988buttercup eve lit by night in the Phoenix! Music. And old lotts have
10989funn at Flammagen's ball. Till Irinwakes from Slumber Deep. How they
10990succeeded by courting daylight in saving darkness he who loves will
10991see.
10992
10993       Business. His bestness. Copeman helpen.
10994
10995       Contrescene.
10996
10997       He cupped his years to catch me's to you in what's yours as minest
10998to hissent, giel as gail, geil as gaul, Odorozone, now ourmenial servent,
10999blanding rum, milk and toddy with I hand it to you. Saying whiches, see
11000his bow on the hapence, with a pattedyr but digit here, he scooped the
11001hens, hounds and horses biddy by bunny, with an arc of his covethand,
11002saved from the drohnings they might oncounter, untill his cubid long, to
11003hide in dry. Aside. Your sows tin the topple, dodgers, trink me dregs!
11004Zoot!
11005    And with the gust of a spring alice the fossickers and swaggelers
11006with him on the hoof from down under piked forth desert roses in that
11007mulligar scrub.
11008
11009    Reenter Ashe Junior. Peiwei toptip, nankeen pontdelounges. Gives
11010fair day. Cheroot. Cheevio!
11011
11012    Off.
11013
11014    — Take off thatch whitehat (lo, Kersse come in back bespoking of
11015loungeon off the Boildawl stuumplecheats for rushirishis Irush-Irish,
11016dangieling his old Conan over his top gallant shouldier so was, lao yiu
11017shao, he's like more look a novicer on the nevay).
11018
11019    — Tick off that whilehot, you scum of a botch, (of Kersse who, as
11020he turned out, alas, hwen ching hwan chang, had been mocking his
11021hollaballoon a sample of the costume of the country).
11022
11023    — Tape oaf that saw foull and sew wrong, welsher, you suck of a
11024thick, stock and the udder, and confiteor yourself (for bekersse he had
11025cuttered up and misfutthered in the most multiplest manner for that poor
11026old bridge's masthard slouch a shook of cloakses the wise, hou he pouly
11027hung hoang tseu, his own fitther couldn't nose him).
11028
11029    Chorus: With his coate so graye. And his pounds that he pawned
11030from the burning.
11031
11032    — And, haikon or hurlin, who did you do at doyle today, my horsey
11033dorksey gentryman. Serge Mee, suit! sazd he, tersey kersey. And when
11034Tersse had sazd this Kersse stood them the whole koursse of training
11035how the whole blazy raze acurraghed, from lambkinsback to sliving
11036board and from spark to phoenish. And he tassed him tartly and he
11037sassed him smartly, tig for tager, strop for stripe, as long as there's a
11038lyasher on a kyat. And they peered him beheld on the pyre.
11039
11040    And it was so. Behold.
11041
11042    — Same capman no nothing horces two feller he feller go where.
11043Isn't that effect? gig for gag, asked there three newcommers till
11044knockingshop at the ones upon a topers who, while in admittance to that
11045impedance, as three as they were there, they had been malttreating
11046themselves to their health's contempt.
11047
11048    — That's fag for fig, metinkus, confessed, mhos for mhos, those
11049who, would it not be for that dielectrick, were upon the point of
11050obsoletion, and at the brink of from the pillary of the Nilsens and from
11051the statutes of the Kongbullies and from the millestones of
11052Ovlergroamlius libitate nos, Domnial!
11053
11054    — And so culp me goose, he sazd, szed the ham muncipated of the
11055first course, recoursing, all cholers and coughs with his beauw on the
11056bummell, the bugganeering wanderducken, he sazd, (that his pumps
11057may ship awhoyle shandymound of the dussard), the coarsehair
11058highsaydighsayman, there's nice tugs he looks, (how you was, Ship
11059Alouset?) he sazd, the bloedaxe bloodooth baltxebec, that is crupping
11060into our raw lenguage navel through the lumbsmall of his hawsehole, he
11061sazd, donconfounder him, voyaging after maidens, belly jonah hunting
11062the polly joans, and the hurss of all portnoysers befaddle him, he sazd,
11063till I split in his flags, he sazd, one to one, the landslewder, after
11064Donnerbruch fire. Reefer was a wenchman. One can smell off his
11065wetsments how he is coming from a beach of promisck. Where is that
11066old muttiny, shall I ask? Free kicks he will have from me, turncoats, in
11067Bar Bartley if I wars a fewd years ago. Meistr Capteen Gaascooker, a
11068salestrimmer! As he was soampling me ledder, like pulp, and as I was
11069trailing his fumbelums, like hulp, he'll fell the fall of me faus, he sazd,
11070like yulp! The goragorridgorballyed pushkalsson, he sazd, with his
11071bellows pockets fulled of potchtatos and his fox in a stomach, a
11072disagrees to his ramskew coddlelecherskithers' zirkuvs, drop down dead
11073and deaf, and there is never a teilwrmans in the feof fife of Iseland or in
11074the wholeabelongd of Skunkinabory from Drumadunderry till the
11075rumnants of Mecckrass, could milk a colt in thrushes foran furrow
11076follower width that a hole in his tale and that hell of a hull of a hill of a
11077camelump bakk. Fadgestfudgist!
11078
11079    Upon this dry call of selenium cell (that horn of lunghalloon,
11080Riland's in peril!) with its doomed crack of the old damn ukonnen
11081power insound in it the lord of the saloom, as if for a flash
11082salamagunnded himself, listed his tummelumpsk pack and hearinat
11083presently returned him, ambilaterally alleyeoneyesed, from their
11084uppletoned layir to his beforetime guests, that bunch of palers on their
11085round, timemarching and petrolling how, who if they were abound to
11086loose a laugh (Toni Lampi, you booraascal!) they were abooned to let it
11087as the leashed they might do when they felt (O, the wolf he's on the
11088walk, sees his sham cram bokk!) their joke was coming home to them,
11089the steerage way for stabling, ghustorily spoeking, gen and gang, dane
11090and dare, like the dud spuk of his first foetotype (Trolldedroll, how vary
11091and likely!), the fillibustered, the fully bellied. With the old sit in his
11092shoulders, and the new satin atlas onder his uxter, erning his breadth to
11093the swelt of his proud and, picking up the emberose of the lizod lights,
11094his tail toiled of spume and spawn, and the bulk of him, and hulk of him
11095as whenever it was he reddled a ruad to riddle a rede from the sphinxish
11096pairc while Ede was a guardin, ere love a side issue. They hailed him
11097cheeringly, their encient, the murrainer, and wallruse, the merman, ye
11098seal that lubs you lassers, Thallasee or Tullafilmagh, when come of
11099uniform age.
11100
11101    — Heave, coves, emptybloddy!
11102
11103    And ere he could catch or hook or line to suit their saussyskins, the
11104lumpenpack. Underbund was overraskelled. As
11105
11106    — Sot! sod the tailors opsits from their gabbalots, change all that
11107whole set. Shut down and shet up. Our set, our set's allohn.
11108
11109    And they poured em behoiled on the fire. Scaald!
11110
11111    Rowdiose wodhalooing. Theirs is one lessonless missage for good
11112and truesirs. Will any persen bereaved to be passent bringback or
11113rumpart to the Hoved politymester. Clontarf, one love, one fear. Ellers
11114for the greeter glossary of code, callen hom: Finucane-Lee, Finucane-
11115Law.
11116   Am. Dg.
11117
11118   Welter focussed.
11119
11120   Wind from the nordth. Warmer towards muffinbell, Lull.
11121
11122   As our revelant Colunnfiller predicted in last mount's chattiry
11123sermon, the allexpected depression over Schiumdinebbia, a bygger
11124muster of veirying precipitation and haralded by faugh sicknells, (hear
11125kokkenhovens ekstras!) and umwalloped in an unusuable suite of
11126clouds, having filthered through the middelhav of the same gorgers'
11127kennel on its wage wealthwards and incursioned a sotten retch of low
11128pleasure, missed in some parts but with lucal drizzles, the outlook for
11129tomarry (Streamstress Mandig) beamed brider, his ability good.
11130
11131   What hopends to they?
11132
11133   Giant crash in Aden. Birdflights confirm abbroaching nubtials.
11134Burial of Lifetenant-Groevener Hatchett, R.I.D. Devine's Previdence.
11135
11136   Ls. De.
11137
11138   Art thou gainous sense uncompetite! Limited. Anna Lynchya
11139Pourable! One and eleven. United We Stand, even many offered. Don't
11140forget. I wish auspicable thievesdayte for the stork dyrby. It will be a
11141thousand's a won paddies. And soon to bet. On drums of bliss. With
11142hapsalap troth, hipsalewd prudity, hopesalot honnessy, hoopsaloop luck.
11143After when from midnights unwards the fourposter harp quartetto.
11144(Kiskiviikko, Kalastus. Torstaj, tanssia. Perjantaj, peleja. Lavantaj ja
11145Sunnuntaj, christianismus kirjallisuus, kirjallisuus christianismus.)
11146Whilesd this pellover his finnisch.
11147
11148    — Comither, ahorace, thou mighty man of valour, elderman
11149adaptive of Capel Ysnod, and tsay-fong tsei-foun a laun bricksnumber
11150till I've fined you a faulter-in-law, to become your sonto-be, gentlemens
11151tealer, generalman seelord, gosse and bosse, hunguest and horasa,
11152jonjemsums both, in sailsmanship, szed the head marines talebearer,
11153then sayd the ships gospfather in the scat story to the husband's capture
11154and either you does or he musts and this moment same, sayd he, so let
11155laid pacts be being betving ye, he sayd, by my main makeshift, he sayd,
11156one fisk and one flesk, as flat as, Aestmand Addmundson you, you're
11157iron slides and so hompety domp as Paddley Mac Namara here he's a
11158hardy canooter, for the two breasts of Banba are her soilers and her
11159toilers, if thou wilt serve Idyall as thou hast sayld. Brothers Boathes,
11160brothers Coathes, ye have swallen blooders' oathes. And Gophar sayd
11161unto Glideon and sayd he to the nowedding captain, the rude hunnerable
11162Humphrey, who was praying god of clothildies by the seven bosses of
11163his trunktarge he would save bucklesome when she wooed belove on
11164him, comeether, sayd he, my merrytime marelupe, you wutan whaal,
11165sayd he, into the shipfolds of our quadrupede island, bless madhugh,
11166mardyk, luusk and cong! Blass Neddos bray! And no more of your
11167maimed acts after this with your kowtoros and criados to every tome,
11168thick and heavy, and our onliness of his revelance to your ultitude. The
11169illfollowable staying in wait for you with the winning word put into his
11170mouth or be the hooley tabell, as Horrocks Toler hath most cares to call
11171it, I'll rehearse your comeundermends and first mardhyr you entirely. As
11172puck as that Paddeus picked the pun and left the lollies off the foiled. A
11173Trinity judge will crux your boom. Pat is the man for thy. Ay ay! And
11174he pured him beheild of the ouishguss, mingling a sign of the cruisk. I
11175popetithes thee, Ocean, sayd he, Oscarvaughther, sayd he, Erievikkingr,
11176sayd he, intra trifum triforium trifoliorum, sayd he, onconditionally,
11177forfor furst of gielgaulgalls and hero chief explunderer of the
11178clansakiltic, sayd he, the streameress mastress to the sea aase
11179cuddycoalman's and let this douche for you as a wholly apuzzler's and
11180for all the pukkaleens to the wakes of you, sayd he, out of the hellsinky
11181of the howtheners and be danned to ye, sayd he, into our roomyo
11182connellic relation, sayd he, from which our this pledge is given, Tera
11183truly ternatrine if not son towards thousand like expect chrisan athems
11184to which I osker your godhsbattaring, saelir, for as you gott kvold
11185whereafter a gooden diggin and with gooder enscure from osion buck
11186fared agen fairioes feuded hailsohame til Edar in that the loyd mave
11187hercy on your sael! Anomyn and awer. Spickinusand.
11188
11189    — Nansense, you snorsted? he was haltid considerable agenst all
11190religions overtrow so hworefore the thokkurs pokker the bigbug
11191miklamanded storstore exploder would he be whulesalesolde daadooped
11192by Priest Gudfodren of the sacredhaunt suit in Diaeblen-Balkley at
11193Domnkirk Saint Petricksburg? But ear this:
11194    — And here, aaherra, my rere admirable peadar poulsen, sayd he,
11195consistently, to the secondnamed sutor, my lately lamented sponsorship,
11196comesend round that wine and lift your horn, sayd he, to show you're a
11197skolar for, winter you likes or not, we brought your summer with us
11198and, tomkin about your lief eurekason and his undishcovery of americle,
11199be the rolling forties, he sayd, and on my sopper crappidamn, as Harris
11200himself says, to let you in on some crismion dottrin, here is the ninethest
11201pork of a man whisk swimmies in Dybblin water from Ballscodden
11202easthmost till Thyrston's Lickslip and, sayd he, (whiles the heart of
11203Lukky Swayn slaughed in his icebox for to think of all the soorts of
11204smukklers he would behave in juteyfrieze being forelooper to her)
11205praties peel to our goodsend Brandonius, filius of a Cara, spouse to
11206Fynlogue, he has the nicesth pert of a nittlewoman in the house, la chito,
11207la chato, la Charmadouiro, Tina-bat-Talur, cif for your fob and a tesura
11208astore for you, eslucylamp aswhen the surge seas sombren, that he
11209daughts upon of anny livving plusquebelle, to child and foster, that's the
11210lippeyear's wonder of Totty go, Newschool, two titty too at win winnie
11211won, tramity trimming and funnity fare, with a grit as hard as the trent
11212of the thimes but a touch as saft as the dee in flooing and never a
11213Hyderow Jenny the like of her lightness at look and you leap,
11214rheadoromanscing long evmans invairn, about little Anny Roners and
11215all the Lavinias of ester yours and pleding for them to herself in the
11216periglus glatsch hangs over her trickle bed, it's a piz of fortune if it
11217never falls from the stuffel, and, when that mallaura's over till next time
11218and all the prim rossies are out dressparading and the tubas tout tout for
11219the glowru of their god, making every Dinny dingle after her down the
11220Dargul dale and (wait awhile, blusterbuss, you're marchadant too forte
11221and don't start furlan your ladins till you' ve learned the lie of her
11222landuage!), when it's summwer calding and she can hear the pianutunar
11223beyant the bayondes in Combria sleepytalking to the Wiltsh muntons,
11224titting out through her droemer window for the flyend of a touchman
11225over the wishtas of English Strand, when Kilbarrack bell pings
11226saksalaisance that Concessas with Sinbads may (pong!), where our
11227dollimonde sees the phantom shape of Mr Fortunatus Wright since
11228winksome Miss Bulkeley made loe to her wrecker and he took her to be
11229a rover, O, and playing house of ivary dower of gould and gift you soil
11230me peepat my prize, which its a blue loogoont for her in a bleakeyed
11231seusan if she can't work her mireiclles and give Norgeyborgey good
11232airish timers, while her fresh racy turf is kindly kindling up the lovver
11233with the flu, with a roaryboaryellas would set an Eiweddyng on fire, let
11234aloon an old Humpopolamos with the boomarpoorter on his brain, aiden
11235bay scye and dye, aasbukividdy, twentynine to her dozen and coocoo
11236him didulceydovely to his old cawcaws huggin and munin for his strict
11237privatear which there's no pure rube like an ool pool roober when your
11238pullar beer turns out Bruin O'Luinn and beat his barge into a battering
11239pram with her wattling way for cubblin and, be me fairy fay, sayd he,
11240the marriage mixter, to Kersse, Son of Joe Ashe, her coaxfonder, wiry
11241eyes and winky hair, timkin abeat your Andraws Meltons and his
11242lovsang of the short and shifty, I will turn my thinks to things alove and
11243I will speak but threes ones, sayd he, my truest patrions good founter,
11244poles a port and zones asunder, tie up in hates and repeat at luxure, you
11245can better your tooblue prodestind arson, tyler bach, after roundsabouts
11246and donochs and the volumed smoke, though the clonk in his stumble
11247strikes warn, and were he laid out on that counter there like a
11248Slavocrates amongst his skippies, when it comes to the ride onerable,
11249sayd he, that's to make plain Nanny Ni Sheeres a full Dinamarqueza,
11250and all needed for the lay, from the hursey on the montey with the room
11251in herberge down to forkpiece and bucklecatch, (Elding, my elding! and
11252Lif, my lif!) in the pravacy of the pirmanocturne, hap, sayd he, at that
11253meet hour of night, and hop, sayd he, and the fyrsty annas everso thried
11254(whiles the breath of Huppy Hullespond swumped in his seachest for to
11255renumber all the mallymedears' long roll and call of sweetheart emmas
11256that every had a port in from Coxenhagen till the brottels on the Nile),
11257while taylight is yet slipping under their pillow, (ill omens on Kitty Cole
11258if she's spilling laddy's measure!) and before Sing Mattins in the Fields,
11259ringsengd ringsengd, bings Heri the Concorant Erho, and the Referinn
11260Fuchs Gutmann gives us I'll Bell the Welled or The Steeplepoy's
11261Revanger and all Thingavalley knows for its never dawn in the dark but
11262the deed comes to life, and raptist bride is aptist breed (tha lassy! tha
11263lassy!), and, to buoy the hoop within us springing, 'tis no timbertar she'll
11264have then in her armsbrace to doll the dallydandle, our fiery quean,
11265upon the night of the things of the night of the making to stand up the
11266double tet of the oversear of the seize who cometh from the mighty deep
11267and on the night of making Horuse to crihumph over his enemy, be the
11268help of me cope as so pluse the riches of the roedshields, with
11269Elizabeliza blessing the bedpain, at the willbedone of Yinko Jinko
11270Randy, come Bastabasco and hippychip eggs, she will make a suomease
11271pair and singlette, jodhpur smalls and tailorless, a copener's cribful, leaf,
11272bud and berry, the divlin's own little mimmykin puss, (hip, hip, horatia!)
11273for my old comrhade saltymar here, Briganteen — General Sir A. I.
11274Magnus, the flappernooser, master of the good lifebark Ulivengrene of
11275Onslought, and the homespund of her hearth, (Fuss his farther was the
11276norse norse east and Muss his mother was a gluepot) and, gravydock or
11277groovy anker, and a hulldread pursunk manowhood, who (with a
11278chenchen for his delight time and a bonzeye nappin through his doze) he
11279is the bettest bluffy blondblubber of an olewidgeon what overspat a
11280skettle in a skib.
11281
11282    Cawcaught. Coocaged.
11283
11284    And Dub did glow that night. In Fingal of victories. Cannmatha and
11285Cathlin sang together. And the three shouters of glory. Yelling
11286halfviewed their harps. Surly Tuhal smiled upon drear Darthoola: and
11287Roscranna's bolgaboyo begirlified the daughter of Cormac. The soul of
11288everyelsesbody rolled into its olesoleself. A doublemonth's licence,
11289lease on mirth, while hooneymoon and her flame went huneysuckling.
11290Holyryssia, what boom of bells! What battle of bragues on Sandgate
11291where met the bobby mobbed his bibby mabbing through the ryce. Even
11292Tombs left doss and dunnage down in Demidoff's tomb and drew on the
11293dournailed clogs that Morty Manning left him and legged in by
11294Ghoststown Gate, like Pompei up to date, with a sprig of Whiteboys
11295heather on his late Luke Elcock's heirloom. And some say they seen old
11296dummydeaf with a leaf of bronze on his cloak so grey, trooping his
11297colour a pace to the reire. And as owfally posh with his halfcrown jool
11298as if he was the Granjook Meckl or Paster de Grace on the Route de
11299l'Epée. It was joobileejeu that All Sorts' Jour. Freestouters and
11300publicranks, hafts on glaives. You could hear them swearing threaties
11301on the Cymylaya Mountains, man. And giving it out to the Ould
11302Fathach and louthmouthing after the Healy Mealy with an enfysis to
11303bring down the rain of Tarar. Nevertoletta! Evertomind! The grandest
11304bethehailey seen or heard on earth's conspectrum since Scape the Goat,
11305that gafr, ate the Suenders bible. Hadn't we heaven's lamps to hide us?
11306Yet every lane had its lively spark and every spark had its several
11307spurtles and each spitfire spurtle had some trick of her trade, a tease for
11308Ned, nook's nestle for Fred and a peep at me mow for Peer Pol. So that
11309Father Matt Hughes looked taytotally threbled. But Danno the Dane
11310grimmed. Dune. 'Twere yeg will elsecare doatty lanv meet they
11311dewscent hyemn to cannons' roar and rifles' peal vill shantey soloweys
11312sang! For there were no more Tyrrhanees and for Laxembraghs was
11313passthecupper to Our Lader's. And it was dim upon the floods only and
11314there was day on all the ground.
11315
11316    Thus street spins legends while wharves woves tales but some
11317family fewd felt a nick in their name. Old Vickers sate down on their
11318airs and straightened the points of their lace. Red Rowleys popped out
11319of their lairs and asked what was wrong with the race. Mick na
11320Murrough used dripping in layers to shave all the furze off his face. The
11321Burke-Lees and Coyle-Finns paid full feines for their sinns when the
11322Cap and Miss Coolie were roped.
11323
11324    Rolloraped.
11325
11326    With her banbax hoist from holder, zig for zag through pool and
11327polder, cheap, cheap, cheap and Laughing Jack, all augurs scorenning,
11328see the Bolche your pictures motion and Kitzy Kleinsuessmein eloping
11329for that holm in Finn's Hotel Fiord, Nova Norening. Where they pulled
11330down the kuddle and they made fray and if thee don't look homey, well,
11331that Dook can eye Mae.
11332
11333    He goat a berth. And she cot a manege. And wohl's gorse mundom
11334ganna wedst.
11335
11336    Knock knock. War's where! Which war? The Twwinns. Knock
11337knock. Woos without! Without what? An apple. Knock knock.
11338
11339    The kilder massed, one then and uhindred, (harefoot, birdyhands,
11340herringabone, beesknees), and they barneydansked a kathareen round to
11341know the who and to show the howsome. Why was you hiding, moder
11342of moders? And where was hunty, poppa the gun? Pointing up to
11343skyless heaven like the spoon out of sergeantmajor's tay. Which was the
11344worst of them phaymix cupplerts? He's herd of hoarding and her faiths
11345is altared. Becoming ungoing, their seeming sames for though that
11346liamstone deaf do his part there's a windtreetop whipples the damp off
11347the mourning. But tellusit allasif wellasits end. And the lunger it takes
11348the swooner they tumble two. He knows he's just thrilling and she's sure
11349she'd squeam. The threelegged man and the tulippied dewydress. Lludd
11350hillmythey, we're brimming to hear! The durst he did and the first she
11351ever? Peganeen Bushe, this isn't the polkar, catch as you cancan when
11352high land fling! And you Tim Tommy Melooney, I'll tittle your barents
11353if you stick that pigpin upinto meh!
11354
11355    So in the names of the balder and of the sol and of the hollichrost,
11356ogsowearit, trisexnone, and by way of letting the aandt out of her
11357grosskropper and leading the mokes home by their gribes, whoopsabout
11358a plabbaside of plobbicides, alamam alemon, poison kerls, on this
11359mounden of Delude, and in the high places of Delude of Isreal, which is
11360Haraharem and the diublin's owld mounden over against Vikens, from
11361your tarns, thwaites and thorpes, withes, tofts and fosses, fells, haughs
11362and shaws, lunds, garths and dales, mensuring the megnominous as so
11363will is the littleyest, the myrioheartzed with toroidal coil, eira area round
11364wantanajocky, fin above wave after duckydowndivvy, trader arm aslung
11365beauty belt, the formor velican and nana karlikeevna, sommerlad and
11366cinderenda, Valtivar and Viv, how Big Bil Brine Borumoter first took
11367his gage at lil lolly lavvander waader since when capriole legs covets
11368limbs of a crane and was it the twylyd or the mounth of the yare or the
11369feint of her smell made the seomen assalt of her (in imageascene all:
11370whimwhim whimwhim). To the laetification of disgeneration by
11371neuhumorisation of our kristianiasation. As the last liar in the earth
11372begeylywayled the first lady of the forest. Though Toot's pardoosled
11373sauve l'hummour! For the joy of the dew on the flower of the fleets on
11374the fields of the foam of the waves of the seas of the wild main from
11375Borneholm has jest come to crown.
11376
11377    Snip snap snoody. Noo err historyend goody. Of a lil trip trap and a
11378big treeskooner for he put off the ketyl and they made three (for fie!)
11379and if hec dont love alpy then lad you annoy me. For hanigen with
11380hunigen    still   haunt   ahunt   to   finnd   their   hinnigen    where
11381Pappappapparrassannuaragheallachnatullaghmonganmacmacmacwhack
11382falltherdebblenonthedubblandaddydoodled and anruly person creeked a
11383jest. Gestapose to parry off cheekars or frankfurters on the odor. Fine
11384again, Cuoholson! Peace, O wiley!
11385
11386    Such was the act of goth stepping the tolk of Doolin, drain and
11387plantage, wattle and daub, with you'll peel as I'll pale and we'll pull the
11388boath toground togutter, testies touchwood and shenstone unto pop and
11389puma, calf and condor, under all the gaauspices (incorporated), the chal
11390and his chi, their roammerin over, gribgrobgrab reining trippetytrappety
11391(so fore shalt thou flow, else thy cavern hair!) to whom she (anit
11392likenand pleasethee!). Till sealump becamedump to bumpslump a
11393lifflebed, (altolà allamarsch! O gué O gué!). Kaemper Daemper to Jetty
11394de Waarft, all the weight of that mons on his little ribbeunuch! Him that
11395gronde old mand to be that haard of heaering (afore said) and her the
11396petty tondur with the fix in her changeable eye (which see), Lord, me
11397lad, he goes with blowbierd, leedy, plasheous stream. But before that his
11398loudship was converted to a landshop there was a little theogamyjig
11399incidence that hoppygo-jumpy Junuary morn when he colluded with the
11400cad out on the beg amudst the fiounaregal gaames of those oathmassed
11401fenians for whome he's forcecaused a bridge of the piers, at Inverleffy,
11402mating pontine of their engagement, synnbildising graters and things,
11403eke ysendt? O nilly, not all, here's the first cataraction! As if ever she
11404cared an assuan damm about her harpoons sticking all out of him whet
11405between phoenix his calipers and that psourdonome sheath. Sdrats ye,
11406Gus Paudheen! Kenny's thought ye, Dinny Oozle! While the cit was
11407leaking asphalt like a suburbiaurealis in his rure was tucking to him like
11408old booths, booths, booths, booths.
11409
11410    Enterruption. Check or slowback. Dvershen.
11411
11412    Why, wonder of wenchalows, what o szeszame open, v doer s t
11413doing? V door s being. But how theng thingajarry miens but this being
11414becoming n z doer? K? An o. It is ne not him what foots like a glove,
11415shoehandschiner Pad Podomkin. Sooftly, anni slavey, szszuszchee is
11416slowjaneska.
11417
11418    The aged crafty nummifeed confusionary overinsured everlapsing
11419accentuated katekattershin clopped, clopped, clopped, darsey dobrey,
11420back and along the danzing corridor, as she was going to pimpim him,
11421way boy wally, not without her complement of cavarnan men, between
11422the two deathdealing allied divisions and the lines of readypresent fire
11423of the corkedagains upstored, taken in giving the saloot, band your
11424hands going in, bind your heads coming out, and remoltked to herselp in
11425her serf's alown, a weerpovy willowy dreevy drawly and the patter of so
11426familiars, farabroads and behomeans, as she shure sknows, boof for a
11427booby, boo: new uses in their mewseyfume. The jammesons is a cook in
11428his hair. And the juinnesses is a rapin his hind. And the Bullingdong
11429caught the wind up. Dip.
11430
11431    And the message she braught belaw from the missus she bragged
11432abouve that had her agony stays outsize her sari chemise, blancking her
11433shifts for to keep up the fascion since the king of all dronnings kissed
11434her beeswixed hand, fang (pierce me, hunky, I'm full of meunders!), her
11435fize like a tubtail of mondayne clothes, fed to the chaps with working
11436medicals and her birthright pang that would split an atam like the forty
11437pins in her hood, was to fader huncher a howdydowdy, to mountainy
11438mots in her amnest plein language, from his fain a wan, his hot and tot
11439lass, to pierce his ropeloop ear, how, Podushka be prayhasd, now the
11440sowns of his loins were awinking and waking and his dorter of the hush
11441lillabilla lullaby (lead us not into reformication with the poors in your
11442thingdom of gory, O moan!), once after males, nonce at a time, with
11443them Murphy's puffs she dursted with gnockmeggs and the bramborry
11444cake for dour dorty dompling obayre Mattom Beetom and epsut the pfot
11445and if he was whishtful to licture her caudal with chesty chach from his
11446dauberg den and noviny news from Naul or toplots talks from
11447morrienbaths or a parrotsprate's cure for ensevelised lethurgies, spick's
11448my spoon and the veriblest spoon, 'twas her hour for the chamber's
11449ensallycopodium with love to melost Panny Kostello from X.Y. Zid for
11450to folly billybobbis gibits porzy punzy and she was a wanton for De
11451Marera to take her genial glow to bed.
11452    — This is time for my tubble, reflected Mr 'Gladstone Browne' in
11453the toll hut (it was choractoristic from that 'man of Delgany'). Dip.
11454
11455    — This is me vulcanite smoking, profused Mr 'Bonaparte Nolan'
11456under the natecup (one feels how one may hereby reekignites the
11457'ground old mahonagyan'). Dip.
11458
11459    — And this is defender of defeater of defaulter of deformer of the
11460funst man in Danelagh, willingtoned in with this glance dowon his
11461browen and that born appalled noodlum the panellite pair's cummal
11462delimitator, odding: Oliver White, he's as tiff as she's tight. And thisens
11463his speak quite hoarse. Dip.
11464
11465    In reverence to her midgetsy the lady of the comeallyous as
11466madgestoo our own one's goff stature. Prosim, prosit, to the krk n yr
11467nck!
11468
11469    O rum it is the chomicalest thing how it pickles up the punchey and
11470the jude. If you'll gimmy your thing to me I will gamey a sing to thee.
11471Stay where you're dummy! To get her to go ther. He banged the scoop
11472and she bagged the sugar while the whole pub's pobbel done a stare. On
11473the mizzatint wall. With its chromo for all, crimm crimms. Showing
11474holdmenag's asses sat by Allmeneck's men, canins to ride with em,
11475canins that lept at em, woollied and flundered.
11476
11477    So the katey's came and the katey's game. As so gangs sludgenose.
11478And that henchwench what hopped it dunneth there duft the. Duras.
11479    (Silents)
11480
11481    Yes, we've conned thon print in its gloss so gay how it came from
11482Finndlader's Yule to the day and it's Hey Tallaght Hoe on the king's
11483highway with his hounds on the home at a turning. To Donnicoombe
11484Fairing. Millikin's Pass. When visiting at Izd-la-Chapelle taste the lipe
11485of the waters from Carlowman's Cup.
11486
11487    It tellyhows its story to their six of hearts, a twelve-eyed man; for
11488whom has madjestky who since is dyed drown reign before the izba.
11489
11490    Au! Au! Aue! Ha! Heish!
11491
11492    As stage to set by ritual rote for the grimm grimm tale of the four of
11493hyacinths, the deafeeled carp and the bugler's dozen of leagues-in-
11494amour or how Holispolis went to Parkland with mabby and sammy and
11495sonny and sissy and mop's varlet de shambles and all to find the right
11496place for it by peep o'skirt or pipe a skirl when the hundt called a halt on
11497the chivvychace of the ground sloper at that ligtning lovemaker's
11498thender apeal till, between wandering weather and stable wind,
11499vastelend hosteilend, neuziel and oltrigger some, Bullyclubber
11500burgherly shut the rush in general.
11501
11502    Let us propel us for the frey of the fray! Us, us, beraddy!
11503
11504    Ko Niutirenis hauru leish! A lala! Ko Niutirenis haururu laleish! Ala
11505lala! The Wullingthund sturm is breaking. The sound of maormaoring.
11506The Wellingthund sturm waxes fuercilier. The whackawhacks of the
11507sturm. Katu te ihis ihis! Katu te wana wana! The strength of the
11508rawshorn generand is known throughout the world. Let us say if we may
11509what a weeny wukeleen can do.
11510
11511    Au! Au! Aue! Ha! Heish! A lala!
11512
11513    — Paud the roosky, weren't they all of them then each in his
11514different way of saying calling on the one in the same time hibernian
11515knights underthaner that was having, half for the laugh of the bliss it sint
11516barbaras another doesend end once tale of a tublin wished on to him
11517with its olives ocolombs and its hills owns ravings and Tutty his tour in
11518his Nowhare's yarcht. It was before when Aimee stood for Arthurduke
11519for the figger in profane and fell from grace so madlley for fill the flatter
11520fellows. (They were saying). And it was the lang in the shirt in the green
11521of the wood, where obelisk rises when odalisks fall, major threft on the
11522make and jollyjacques spindthrift on the merry (O Mr Mathurin, they
11523were calling, what a topheavy hat you're in! And there aramny maeud,
11524then they were saying, these so pioupious!). And it was cyclums
11525cyclorums after he made design on the corse and he want to mess on
11526him (enterellbo add all taller Danis), back, seater and sides, and he
11527applied (I'm amazingly sorracer!) the wholed bould shoulderedboy's
11528width for fullness, measures for messieurs, messer's massed, (they were
11529saycalling again and agone and all over agun, the louthly meathers, the
11530loudly meaders, the lously measlers, six to one, bar ones).
11531
11532    And they pled him beheighten the firing. Dope.
11533
11534    Maltomeetim, alltomatetam, when a tale tarries shome shunter
11535shove on. Fore auld they wauld to pree.
11536    Pray.
11537
11538    Of this Mr A (tillalaric) and these wasch woman (dapplehued),
11539fhronehflord and feeofeeds, who had insue keen and able and a
11540spindlesong aside, nothing more is told until now, his awebrume hour,
11541her sere Sahara of sad oakleaves. And then. Be old. The next thing is.
11542We are once amore as babes awondering in a wold made fresh where
11543with the hen in the storyaboot we start from scratch.
11544
11545    So the truce, the old truce and nattonbuff the truce, boys. Drouth is
11546stronger than faction. Slant. Shinshin. Shinshin.
11547
11548    — It was of The Grant, old gartener, qua golden meddlist, Publius
11549Manlius, fuderal private, (his place is his poster, sure, they said, and
11550we're going to mark it, sore, they said, with a carbon caustick manner)
11551bequother the liberaloider at his petty corporelezzo that hung
11552caughtnapping from his baited breath, it was of him, my wife and I
11553thinks, to feel to every of the younging fruits, tenderosed like an
11554atalantic's breastswells or, on a second wreathing, a bright tauth bight
11555shimmeryshaking for the welt of his plow. And where the peckadillies
11556at his wristsends meetings be loving so lightly dovessoild the candidacy,
11557me wipin eye sinks, of his softboiled bosom should be apparient even to
11558our illicterate of nullatinenties.
11559
11560    All to which not a lot snapped The Nolan of the Calabashes at his
11561whilom eweheart photognomist who by this sum taken was as much
11562incensed by Saint Bruno as that what he had consummed was his own
11563panegoric, and wot a lout about it if it was only a pippappoff pigeon
11564shoot that gracesold getrunner, the man of centuries, was bowled out by
11565judge, jury and umpire at batman's biff like a witchbefooled legate.
11566Dupe.
11567
11568    His almonence being alaterelly in dispensation with his three oldher
11569patrons' aid, providencer's divine cow to milkfeeding mleckman,
11570bonafacies to solafides, what matter what all his freudzay or who holds
11571his hat to harm him, let hutch just keep on under at being a vanished
11572consinent and let annapal livibel prettily prattle a lude all her own. And
11573be that semeliminal salmon solemonly angled, ingate and outgate. A
11574truce to lovecalls, dulled in warclothes, maleybags, things and
11575bleakhusen. Leave the letter that never begins to go find the latter that
11576ever comes to end, written in smoke and blurred by mist and signed of
11577solitude, sealed at night.
11578
11579    Simply. As says the mug in the middle, nay brian nay noel, ney billy
11580ney boney. Imagine twee cweamy wosen. Suppwose you get a beautiful
11581thought and cull them sylvias sub silence. Then inmaggin a stotterer.
11582Suppoutre him to been one biggermaster Omnibil. Then lustily (tutu the
11583font and tritt on the bokswoods like gay feeters's dance) immengine up
11584to three longly lurking lobstarts. Fair instents the Will Woolsley
11585Wellaslayers. Pet her, pink him, play pranks with them. She will nod
11586amproperly smile. He may seem to appraisiate it. They are as piractical
11587jukersmen sure to paltipsypote. Feel the wollies drippeling out of your
11588fingathumbs. Says to youssilves (floweers have ears, heahear!) solowly:
11589So these ease Budlim! How do, dainty daulimbs? So peached to pick on
11590you in this way, prue and simple, pritt and spry! Heyday too, Malster
11591Faunagon, and hopes your hahititahiti licks the mankey nuts! And
11592oodlum hoodlum doodlum to yes, Donn, Teague and Hurleg, who the
11593bullocks brought you here and how the hillocks are ye?
11594
11595    We want Bud. We want Bud Budderly. We want Bud Budderly
11596boddily. There he is in his Borrisalooner. The man that shunned the
11597rucks on Gereland. The man thut won the bettlle of the bawll. Order,
11598order, order, order! And tough. We call on Tancred Artaxerxes Flavin to
11599compeer with Barnabas Ulick Dunne. Order, order, order! Milster
11600Malster in the chair. We've heard it sinse sung thousandtimes. How
11601Burghley shuck the rackushant Germanon. For Ehren, boys, gobrawl!
11602
11603    A public plouse. Citizen soldiers.
11604
11605    TAFF (a smart boy, of the peat freers, thirty two eleven, looking
11606through the roof towards a relevution of the karmalife order privious to
11607his hoisting of an emergency umberolum in byway of paraguastical
11608solation to the rhyttel in his hedd). All was flashing and krashning
11609blurty moriartsky blutcherudd? What see, buttywalch? Tell ever so
11610often?
11611
11612    BUTT (mottledged youth, clergical appealance, who, as his pied
11613friar, is supposing to motto the sorry dejester in tifftaff toffiness or to be
11614digarced from ever and a daye in his accounts). But da. But dada,
11615mwilshsuni. Till even so aften. Sea vaast a pool!
11616
11617    TAFF (porumptly helping himself out by the cesspull with a yellup
11618yurrup, puts up his furry furzed hare). Butly bitly! Humme to our
11619mounthings. Conscribe him tillusk, unt, in his jubalant tubalence, the
11620groundsapper, with his soilday site out on his moulday side in. The
11621gubernier-gerenal in laut-lievtonant of Baltiskeeamore, amaltheouse for
11622leporty hole! Endues paramilintary langdwage. The saillils of the
11623yellavs nocadont palignol urdlesh. Shelltoss and welltass and telltuss
11624aghom! Sling Stranaslang, how Malorazzias spikes her, coining a speak
11625a spake! Not the Setanik stuff that slimed soft Siranouche! The goot old
11626gunshop monowards for manosymples. Tincurs tammit! They did oak
11627hay doe fou Chang-il-meng when that man d'airain was big top tom saw
11628tip side bum boss pageantfiller. Ajaculate! All lea light! Rassamble the
11629glowrings of Bruyant the Bref when the Mollies Makehalpence took his
11630leg for his thumb. And may he be too an intrepidation of our dreams
11631which we foregot at wiking when the morn hath razed out limpalove
11632and the bleakfrost chilled our ravery! Pook. Sing ching lew mang!
11633Upgo, bobbycop! Lets hear in remember the braise of Hold!
11634
11635   BUTT (drawling forth from his blousom whereis meditabound of his
11636minkerstary, switches on his gorsecopper's fling weitoheito langthorn,
11637fed up the grain oils of Aerin, while his laugh neighs banck as that
11638flashermind's rays and his lipponease longuewedge wambles).
11639Ullahbluh! Sehyoh narar, pokehole sann! Manhead very dirty by am
11640anoyato. Like old Dolldy Icon when he cooked up his iggs in bicon. He
11641gatovit and me gotafit and Oalgoak's Cheloven gut a fudden. Povar old
11642pitschobed! Molodeztious of metchennacht belaburt that pentschmyaso!
11643Bog carsse and dam neat, sar, gam cant! Limbers affront of him,
11644lumbers behund. While the bucks bite his dos his hart bides the ros till
11645the bounds of his bays bell the warning. Sobaiter sobarkar. He was
11646enmivallupped. Chromean fastion. With all his cannoball wappents. In
11647his raglanrock and his malakoiffed bulbsbyg and his varnashed roscians
11648and his cardigans blousejagged and his scarlett manchokuffs and his
11649treecoloured camiflag and his perikopendolous gaelstorms. Here weeks
11650hire pulchers! Obriania's beromst! From Karrs and Polikoff's, the men's
11651confessioners. Seval shimars pleasant time payings. Mousoumeselles
11652buckwoulds look. Tenter and likelings.
11653
11654    TAFF      (all   Perssiasterssias     shookatnaratatattar      at   his
11655waggonhorchers, his bulgeglarying stargapers razzledazzlingly full of
11656eyes, full of balls, full of holes, full of buttons, full of stains, full of
11657medals, full of blickblackblobs). Grozarktic! Toadlebens! Some
11658garmentguy! Insects appalling, low hum clang sin! A cheap decoy! Too
11659deep destroy! Say mangraphique, may say nay por daguerre!
11660
11661    BUTT (if that he hids foregodden has nate of glozery farused ameet
11662the florahs of the follest, his spent fish's livid smile giving allasundery
11663the bumfit of the doped). Come alleyou jupes of Wymmingtown that
11664graze the calves of Man! A bear raigning in his heavenspawn
11665consomation robes. Rent, outraged, yewleaved, grained, ballooned,
11666hindergored and voluant! Erminia's capecloaked hoodoodman! First he s
11667s st steppes. Then he st stoo stoopt. Lookt.
11668
11669    TAFF (strick struck strangling like aleal lusky Lubliner to
11670merumber by the cycl of the cruize who strungled Attahilloupa with
11671what empoisoned El Monte de Zuma and failing wilnaynilnay that he
11672was pallups barn in the minkst of the Krumlin befodt he was popsoused
11673into the monkst of the vatercan, makes the holypolygon of the emt on the
11674greaseshaper, a little farther, a little soon, a letteracettera,
11675oukraydoubray). Scutterer of guld, he is retourious on every roudery!
11676The lyewdsky so so sewn of a fitchid! With his walshbrushup. And his
11677boney bogey braggs.
11678
11679   BUTT (after his tongues in his cheeks, with pinkpoker pointing out
11680in rutene to impassible abjects beyond the mistomist towards Lissnaluhy
11681such as the Djublian Alps and the Hoofd Ribeiro as where he and his
11682trulock may ever make a game). The field of karhags and that bloasted
11683tree. Forget not the felled! For the lomondations of Oghrem! Warful
11684doon's bothem. Here furry glunn. Nye? Their feery pass. Tak! With
11685guerillaman aspear aspoor to prink the pranks of primkissies. And the
11686buddies behide in the byre. Allahblah!
11687
11688   TAFF (a blackseer, he stroves to regulect all the straggles for wife
11689in the rut of the past through the widnows in effigies keening after the
11690blank sheets in their faminy to the relix of oll decency from over
11691draught). Oh day of rath! Ah, murther of mines! Eh, selo moy! Uh, zulu
11692luy! Bernesson Mac Mahahon from Osro bearing nose easger for sweeth
11693prolettas on his swooth prowl!
11694
11695   BUTT (back to his peatrol and paump: swee Gee's wee rest: no
11696more applehooley: dodewodedook). Bruinoboroff, the hooneymoonger,
11697and the grizzliest manmichal in Meideveide! Whose annal livves the
11698hoiest! For he devoused the lelias on the fined and he conforted samp,
11699tramp and marchint out of the drumbume of a narse. Guards, serf
11700Finnland, serve we all!
11701
11702    TAFF (whatwidth the psychophannies at the front and whetwadth
11703the psuckofumbers beholden the fair, illcertain, between his
11704bulchrichudes and the roshashanaral, where he sees Bishop Ribboncake
11705plus his pollex prized going forth on his visitations of mirrage or Miss
11706Horizon, justso all our fannacies daintied her, on the curve of the
11707camber, unsheathing a showlaced limbaloft to the great consternations).
11708Divulge! Hyededye, kittyls, and howdeddoh, pan! Poshbott and
11709pulbuties. See that we soll or let dargman be luna as strait a way as your
11710ant's folly me line while ye post is goang from Piping Pubwirth to
11711Haunted Hillborough on his Mujiksy's Zaravence, the Riss, the Ross,
11712the sur of all Russers, as my farst is near to hear and my sackend is meet
11713to sedon while my whole's a peer's aureolies. We should say you dones
11714the polecad. Bang on the booche, gurg in the gorge, rap on the roof and
11715your flup is unbu...
11716
11717    BUTT (at the signal of his act which seems to sharpnel his
11718innermals menody, playing the spool of the little brown jog round the
11719wheel of her whang goes the millner). Buckily buckily, blodestained
11720boyne! Bimbambombumb. His snapper was shot in the Rumjar
11721Journaral. Why the gigls he lubbed beeyed him.
11722
11723    TAFF (obliges with a two stop yogacoga sumphoty on the bones for
11724ivory girl and ebony boy). The balacleivka! Trovatarovitch! I trumble!
11725   BUTT (with the sickle of a scygthe but the humour of a hummer, O,
11726howorodies through his cholaroguled, fumfing to a fullfrength with this
11727wallowing olfact). Mortar martar tartar wartar! May his boules grow
11728wider so his skittles gets worse! The aged monad making a venture out
11729of the murder of investment. I seen him acting surgent what betwinks
11730the scimitar star and the ashen moon. By their lights shalthow throw
11731him! Piff paff for puffpuff and my pife for his cgar! The mlachy way for
11732gambling.
11733
11734   [Up to this curkscraw bind an admirable verbivocovisual
11735presentment of the worldrenownced Caerholme Event has been being
11736given by The Irish Race and World. The huddled and aliven
11737stablecrashers have shared fleetfooted enthusiasm with the paddocks
11738dare and ditches tare while the mews was combing ground.
11739Hippohopparray helioscope flashed winsor places as the gates might
11740see. Meusdeus! That was (with burning briar) Mr Twomass Nohoholan
11741for their common contribe satisfunction in the purports of amusedment
11742telling the Verily Roverend Father Epiphanes shrineshriver of Saint
11743Dhorough's (in browne bomler) how (assuary as there's a bonum in
11744your osstheology!) Backlegs shirked the racing kenneldar. The saintly
11745scholarist's roastering guffalawd of nupersaturals holler at this
11746metanoic    excomologosis   tells   of   the   chestnut's   (once   again,
11747Wittyngtom!) absolutionally romptyhompty successfulness. A lot of
11748lasses and lads without damas or dads, but fresh and blued with
11749collecting boxes. One aught spare ones triflets, to be shut: it is
11750Coppingers for the children. Slippery Sam hard by them, physically
11751present howsomedever morally absent, was slooching about in his
11752knavish diamonds asking Gmax, Knox and the Dmuggies (a pinnance
11753for your toughts, turffers!) to deck the ace of duds. Tomtinker Tim,
11754howbeit, his unremitting retainer, (the seers are the seers of Samael but
11755the heers are the heers of Timoth) is in Boozer's Gloom, soalken steady
11756in his sulken tents. Baldawl the curse, baledale the day! And the frocks
11757of shick sheeples in their shummering insamples! You see: a chiefsmith,
11758semperal scandal stinkmakers, a middinest from the Casabianca and, of
11759course, Mr Fry. Barass! Pardon the inquisition, causas es quostas? It is
11760Da Valorem's Dominical Brayers. Why coif that weird hood? Because
11761among nosoever circusdances is to be apprehended the dustungwashed
11762poltronage of the lost Gabbarnaur-Jaggarnath. Pamjab! Gross
11763Jumpiter, whud was thud? Luckluckluckluck luckluckluck! It is the
11764Thousand to One Guinea-Gooseberry's Lipperfull Slipver Cup. Hold
11765hard, ridesiddle titelittle Pitsy Riley! Gurragrunch, gurragrunch! They
11766are at the turn of the fourth of the hurdles. By the hross of Xristos,
11767Holophullopopulace is a shote of excramation! Bumchub! Emancipator,
11768the Creman hunter (Major Hermyn C. Entwhistle) with dramatic effect
11769reproducing the form of famous sires on the scene of the formers
11770triumphs, is showing the eagle's way to Mr Whaytehayte's three buy
11771geldings Homo Made Ink, Bailey Beacon and Ratatuohy while Furstin
11772II and The Other Girl (Mrs 'Boss' Waters, Leavybrink) too early spring
11773dabbles, are showing a clean pairofhids to Immensipater. Sinkathinks to
11774oppen here! To this virgin's tuft, on this golden of evens! I never sought
11775of sinkathink. Our lorkmakor he is proformly annuysed. He is shinkly
11776thinkly shaking in his schayns. Sat will be off follteedee. This eeridreme
11777has being effered you by Bett and Tipp. Tipp and Bett, our swapstick
11778quackchancers, in From Topphole to Bottom of The Irish Race and
11779World.]
11780
11781    TAFF (awary that the first sports report of Loudin Reginald has
11782now been afterthoughtfully colliberated by a saggind spurts flash, takes
11783the dipperend direction and, for tasing the tiomor of malaise after the
11784pognency of orangultonia, orients by way of Sagittarius towards Draco
11785on the Lour). And you collier carsst on him, the corsar, with Boyle,
11786Burke and Campbell, I'll gogemble on strangbones tomb. You had just
11787been cerberating a camp camp camp to Saint Sepulchre's march through
11788the armeemonds retreat with the boys all marshalled, scattering giant's
11789hail over the curseway, fellowed along the rout by the stenchions of the
11790corpse. Tell the coldspell's terroth! If you please, commeylad! Perfedes
11791Albionias! Think some ingain think, as Teakortairer sate over the
11792Galwegian caftan forewhen Orops and Aasas were chooldrengs and
11793micramacrees! A forward movement, Miles na Bogaleen, and despatch!
11794
11795    BUTT (slinking his coatsleeves surdout over his squad mutton
11796shoulder so as to loop more life the jauntlyman as he scents the
11797anggreget yup behound their whole scoopchina's desperate noy's
11798totalage and explaining aposteriorly how awstooloo was valdesombre
11799belowes hero and he was in a greak esthate phophiar an erixtion on the
11800soseptuple side of him made spoil apriori his popoporportiums). Yass,
11801zotnyzor, I don't think I did not, pojr. Never you brother me for I scout
11802it, think you! Ichts nichts on nichts! Greates Schtschuptar! Me fol the
11803rawlawdy in the schpirrt of a schkrepz. Of all the quirasses and all the
11804qwehrmin in the tragedoes of those antiants their grandoper, that soun of
11805a gunnong, with his sabaothsopolettes, smooking his scandleloose at
11806botthends of him! Foinn duhans! I grandthinked after his obras after
11807another time about the itch in his egondoom he was legging
11808boldylugged from some pulversporochs and lyoking for a stooleazy for
11809to nemesisplotsch allafranka and for to salubrate himself with an
11810ultradungs heavenly mass at his base by a suprime pompship chorams
11811the perished popes, the reverend and allaverred cromlecks, and when I
11812heard his lewdbrogue reciping his cheap cheateary gospeds to sintry and
11813santry and sentry and suntry I thought he was only haftara having
11814afterhis brokeforths but be the homely Churopodvas I no sooner seen
11815aghist of his frighteousness then I was bibbering with vear a few versets
11816off fooling for fjorg for my fifth foot. Of manifest 'tis obedience and the.
11817Flute!
11818
11819    TAFF (though the unglucksarsoon is giming for to git him, jotning
11820in, hoghly ligious, hapagodlap, like a soldierry sap, with a pique at his
11821cue and a tyr in his eye and a bond of his back and a croak in his cry as
11822did jolly well harm lean o'er him) Is not athug who would. Weepon,
11823weeponder, song of sorrowmon! Which goatheye and sheepskeer they
11824damnty well know. Papaist! Gambanman! Take the cawraidd's blow!
11825Yia! Your partridge's last!
11826    BUTT (giving his scimmianised twinge in acknuckledownedgment
11827of this cumulikick, strafe from the firetrench, studenly drobs led,
11828satoniseels ouchyotchy, he changecors induniforms as he is lefting the
11829gat out of the big: his face glows green, his hair greys white, his bleyes
11830bcome broon to suite his cultic twalette). But when I seeing him in his
11831oneship fetch along within hail that tourrible tall with his
11832nitshnykopfgoknob and attempting like a brandylogged rudeman
11833cathargic, lugging up and laiding down his livepelts so cruschinly like
11834Mebbuck at Messar and expousing his old skinful self tailtottom by
11835manurevring in open ordure to renewmurature with the cowruads in
11836their airish pleasantry I thanked he was recovering breadth from some
11837herdsquatters beyond the carcasses and I couldn't erver nerver to tell a
11838liard story not of I knew the prize if from lead or alimoney. But when I
11839got inoccupation of a full new of his old basemiddelism, in ackshan,
11840pagne pogne, by the veereyed lights of the stormtrooping clouds and in
11841the sheenflare of the battleaxes of the heroim and mid the shieldfails
11842awail of the bitteraccents of the sorafim and caught the pfierce tsmell of
11843his aurals, orankastank, a suphead setrapped, like Peder the Greste,
11844altipaltar, my bill it forsooks allegiance (gut bull it!) and, no lie is this, I
11845was babbeing and yetaghain bubbering, bibbelboy, me marrues me
11846shkewers me gnaas me fiet, tob tob tob beat it, solongopatom.
11847Clummensy if ever misused, must used you's now! But, meac Coolp,
11848Arram of Eirzerum, as I love our Deer Dirouchy, I confesses withould
11849pridejealice when I looked upon the Saur of all the Haurousians with the
11850weight of his arge fullin upon him from the travaillings of his tommuck
11851and rueckenased the fates of a bosser there was fear on me the sons of
11852Nuad for him and it was heavy he was for me then the way I immingled
11853my Irmenial hairmaierians ammongled his Gospolis fomiliours till,
11854achaura moucreas, I adn't the arts to.
11855
11856    TAFF (as a marrer off act, prepensing how such waldmanns from
11857Burnias seduced country clowns, he is preposing barangaparang after
11858going knowing what he is doing after to see him pluggy well moidered
11859as a murder effect, you bet your blowie knife, before he doze soze,
11860sopprused though he is) Grot Zot! You hidn't the hurts? Vott Fonn!
11861
11862    BUTT (hearing somrother sudly give tworthree peevish sniff snuff
11863snoores like govalise falseleep he waitawhishts to see might he stirs and
11864then goes on kuldrum like without asking for pepeace or anysing a
11865soul). Merzmard! I met with whom it was too late. My fate! O hate!
11866Fairwail! Fearwealing of the groan! And think of that when you smugs
11867to bagot.
11868
11869    TAFF (who meanwhilome at yarn's length so as to put a nodje in
11870the poestcher, by wile of stoccan his hand and of rooma makin ber
11871getting umptyums gatherumed off the skattert, had been lavishing, lagan
11872on lighthouse, words of silent power, susu glouglou biribiri gongos,
11873upon the repleted speechsalver's innkeeping right which, thanks giveme
11874and naperied norms nonobstaclant, there can be little doubt, have
11875resulted in a momstchance ministring of another guidness, my good, to
11876see) Bompromifazzio! Shumpum for Pa-li-di and oukosouso for the
11877nipper dandy! Trink off this scup and be bladdy orafferteed! To bug at?
11878    BUTT (he whipedoff's his chimbley phot, as lips lovecurling to the
11879tongueopener, he takecups the communion of sense at the hands of the
11880foregiver of trosstpassers and thereinofter centelinnates that potifex
11881miximhost with haruspical hospedariaty proferring into his pauses
11882somewhot salt bacon). Theres scares knud in this gnarld warld a fully so
11883svend as dilates for the improvement of our foerses of nature by your
11884very ample solvent of referacting upon me like is boesen fiennd.
11885
11886    [The other foregotthened abbosed in the Mullingaria are during this
11887swishingsight teilweisioned. How the fictionable world in Fruzian
11888Creamtartery is loading off heavy furses and affubling themselves with
11889muckinstushes. The neatschknee Novgolosh. How the spinach ruddocks
11890are being tatoovatted up for the second comings of antigreenst.
11891Hebeneros for Aromal Peace. How Alibey Ibrahim wisheths Bella Suora
11892to a holy cryptmahs while the Arumbian Knives Riders axecutes
11893devilances round the jehumispheure. Learn the Nunsturk. How Old
11894Yales boys is making rebolutions for the cunning New Yirls, never
11895elding, still begidding, never to mate to lend, never to ate selleries and
11896never to add soulleries and never to ant sulleries and never to aid
11897silleries with sucharow with sotchyouroff as Burkeley's Show's a
11898ructiongetherall. Phone for Phineal toomellow aftermorn and your
11899phumeral's a roselixion.]
11900
11901    TAFF (now as he has been past the buckthurnstock from Peadhar
11902Piper of Colliguchuna, whiles they all are bealting pots to dubrin din
11903for old daddam dombstom to tomb and wamb humbs lumbs agamb,
11904glimpse agam, glance agen, rise up road and hive up hill, and find your
11905pollyvoulley foncey pitchin ingles in the parler). Since you are on for
11906versingrhetorish say your piece! How Buccleuch shocked the rosing
11907girnirilles. A ballet of Gasty Power. A hov and az ov and off like a gow!
11908And don't live out the sad of tearfs, piddyawhick! Not offgott affsang is
11909you, buthbach? Ath yetheredayth noth endeth, hay? Vaersegood! Buckle
11910to!     Sayyessik,   Ballygarry.    The     fourscore    soculums     are
11911watchyoumaycodding to cooll the skoopgoods blooff. Harkabuddy,
11912feign! Thingman placeyear howed wholst somwom shimwhir
11913tinkledinkledelled. Shinfine deed in the myrtle of the bog tway fainmain
11914stod op to slog, free bond men lay lurkin on. Tuan about whattinghim!
11915Fore sneezturmdrappen! 'Twill be a rpnice pschange, arrah, sir? Can you
11916come it, budd?
11917
11918      BUTT (who in the cushlows of his goodsforseeking hoarth, ever
11919fondlinger of his pimple spurk, is a niallist of the ninth homestages, the
11920babybell in his baggutstract upper going off allatwanst, begad, lest he
11921should challenge himself, beygoad, till angush). Horrasure, toff! As said
11922as would. It was Colporal Phailinx first. Hittit was of another time, a
11923white horsday where the midril met the bulg, sbogom, roughnow along
11924about the first equinarx in the cholonder, on the plain of Khorason as
11925thou goest from the mount of Bekel, Steep Nemorn, elve hundred and
11926therety and to years how the krow flees end in deed, after a power of
11927skimiskes, blodidens and godinats of them, when we sight the beasts,
11928(hegheg whatlk of wraimy wetter!), moist moonful date man aver held
11929dimsdzey death with, and higheye was in the Reilly Oirish Krzerszonese
11930Milesia asundurst Sirdarthar Woolwichleagues, good tomkeys years
11931somewhile in Crimealian wall samewhere in Ayerland, during me
11932weeping stillstumms over the freshprosts of Eastchept and the dangling
11933garters of Marrowbone and daring my wapping stiltstunts on Bostion
11934Moss, old stile and new style and heave a lep onwards. And winn again,
11935blaguadargoos, or lues the day, plays goat, the banshee pealer, if
11936moskats knows whoss whizz, the great day and the druidful day come
11937San Patrisky and the grand day, the excellent fine splendorous long
11938agreeable toastworthy cylindrical day, go Sixt of the Ninth, the
11939heptahundread annam dammias that Hajizfijjiz ells me is and will and
11940was be till the timelag is in it that's told in the Bok of Alam to
11941columnkill all the prefacies of Erin gone brugk. But Icantenue. And
11942incommixtion. We was lowsome like till we'd took out after the dead
11943beats. So I begin to study and I soon show them day's reasons how to
11944give the cold shake to they blighty perishers and lay one over the beats.
11945All feller he look he call all feller come longa villa finish. Toumbalo,
11946how was I acclapadad! From them banjopeddlars on the raid. Gidding
11947up me anti vanillas and getting off the stissas me aunties. Boxerising
11948and coxerusing. And swiping a johnny dann sweept for to exercitise
11949myself neverwithstanding the topkats and his roaming cartridges,
11950orussheying and patronning, out all over Crummwiliam wall. Be the
11951why it was me who haw haw.
11952    TAFF (all for letting his tinder and lighting be put to beheiss in the
11953feuer and, while durblinly obasiant to the felicias of the skivis, still
11954smolking his fulvurite turfkish in the rooking pressance of laddios). Yaa
11955hoo how how, col? Whom battles joined no bottles sever! Worn't you
11956aid a comp?
11957
11958    BUTT (in his difficoltous tresdobremient, he feels a bitvalike a
11959baddlefall of staot but falls a batforlake a borrlefull of bare). And me
11960awlphul omegrims! Between me rassociations in the postleadeny past
11961and me disconnections with aplompervious futules I've a boodle full of
11962maimeries in me buzzim and medears runs sloze, bleime, as I now with
11963platoonic leave recoil in (how the thickens they come back to one to
11964rust!) me misenary post for all them old boyars that's now boomaringing
11965in waulholler, me alma marthyrs. I dring to them, bycorn spirits
11966fuselaiding, and you cullies adjutant, even where its contentsed wody,
11967with absents wehrmuth. Junglemen in agleement, I give thee our greatly
11968swooren, Theoccupant that Rueandredful, the thrownfullvner and all our
11969royal devouts with the arrest of the whole inhibitance of Neuilands! One
11970brief mouth. And a velligoolapnow! Meould attashees the currgans, (if
11971they could get a kick at this time for all that's hapenced to us!) Cedric
11972said Gormleyson and Danno O'Dunnochoo and Conno O'Cannochar it is
11973this were their names for we were all under that manner barracksers on
11974Kong Gores Wood together, thurkmen three, with those khakireinettes,
11975our miladies in their toileries, the twum plumyumnietcies, Vjeras
11976Vjenaskayas, of old Djadja Uncken who was a great mark for jinking
11977and junking, up the palposes of womth and wamth, we war, and the
11978charme of their lyse brocade. For lispias harth a burm in eye but whem
11979it bames fire norone screeneth. Hulp, hulp, huzzars! Raise ras tryracy!
11980Freetime's free! Up Lancesters! Anathem!
11981
11982    TAFF (who still senses that heavinscent houroines that entertrained
11983him who they were sinuorivals from the sunny Espionia but plied wopsy
11984with his wallets in thatthack of the bustle Bakerloo, (11.32), passing the
11985uninational truthbosh in smoothing irony over the multinotcheralled
11986infructuosities of his grinner set). The rib, the rib, the quean of
11987oldbyrdes, Sinya Sonyavitches! Your Rhoda Cockardes that are raday to
11988embrace our ruddy inflamtry world! In their ohosililesvienne
11989biribarbebeway. Till they've kinks in their tringers and boils on their
11990taws. Whor dor the pene lie, Mer Pencho? Ist dramhead countmortial or
11991gonorrhal stab? Mind your pughs and keaoghs, if you piggots, marsh!
11992Do the nut, dingbut! Be a dag! For zahur and zimmerminnes! Sing in
11993the chorias to the ethur:
11994
11995    [In the heliotropical noughttime following a fade of transformed
11996Tuff and, pending its viseversion, a metenergic reglow of beaming Batt,
11997the bairdboard bombardment screen, if tastefully taut guranium satin,
11998tends to teleframe and step up to the charge of a light barricade. Down
11999the photoslope in syncopanc pulses, with the bitts bugtwug their teffs,
12000the missledhropes, glitteraglatteraglutt, borne by their carnier walve.
12001Spraygun rakes and splits them from a double focus: grenadite,
12002damnymite, alextronite, nichilite: and the scanning firespot of the
12003sgunners traverses the rutilanced illustred sunksundered lines. Shlossh!
12004A gaspel truce leaks out over the caeseine coatings. Amid a
12005fluorescence of spectracular mephiticism there caoculates through the
12006inconoscope stealdily a still, the figure of a fellowchap in the wohly
12007ghast, Popey O'Donoshough, the jesuneral of the russuates. The idolon
12008exhibisces the seals of his orders: the starre of the Son of Heaven, the
12009girtel of Izodella the Calottica, the cross of Michelides Apaleogos, the
12010latchet of Jan of Nepomuk, the puffpuff and pompom of Powther and
12011Pall, the great belt, band and bucklings of the Martyrology of Gorman.
12012It is for the castomercies mudwake surveice. The victar. Pleace to
12013notnoys speach above your dreadths, please to doughboys. Hll, smthngs
12014gnwrng wthth sprsnwtch! He blanks his oggles because he confesses to
12015all his tellavicious nieces. He blocks his nosoes because that he
12016confesses to everywheres he was always putting up his latest faengers.
12017He wollops his mouther with a sword of tusk in as because that he
12018confesses how opten he used be obening her howonton he used be
12019undering her. He boundles alltogotter his manucupes with his
12020pedarrests in asmuch as because that he confesses before all his
12021handcomplishies and behind all his comfoderacies. And (hereis cant
12022came back saying he codant steal no lunger, yessis, catz come buck
12023beques he caudant stail awake) he touched upon this tree of livings in
12024the middenst of the garerden for inasmuch as because that he confessed
12025to it on Hillel and down Dalem and in the places which the lepers
12026inhabit in the place of the stones and in pontofert jusfuggading amoret
12027now he come to think of it jolly well ruttengenerously olyovyover the ole
12028blucky shop. Pugger old Pumpey O'Dungaschiff! There will be a hen
12029collection of him after avensung on the feld of Hanar. Dumble down,
12030looties and gengstermen! Dtin, dtin, dtin, dtin!]
12031
12032    BUTT (with a gisture expansive of Mr Lhugewhite Cadderpollard
12033with sunflawered beautonhole pulled up point blanck by mailbag
12034mundaynism at Oldbally Court though the hissindensity buck far of his
12035melovelance tells how when he was fast marking his first lord for
12036cremation the whyfe of his bothem was the very lad's thing to elter his
12037mehind). Prostatates, pujealousties! Dovolnoisers, prayshyous! Defense
12038in every circumstancias of deboutcheries no the chaste daffs! Pack
12039pickets, pioghs and kughs to be palseyputred! Be at the peme, prease, of
12040not forgetting or mere betoken yourself to hother prace! Correct me,
12041pleatze commando, for cossakes but I abjure of it. No more
12042basquibezigues for this pole aprican! With askormiles' eskermillas. I had
12043my billyfell of duckish delights the whole pukny time on rawmeots and
12044juliannes with their lambstoels in my kiddeneys and my ramsbutter in
12045their sassenacher ribs, knee her, do her and trey her, when th'osirian
12046cumb dumb like the whalf on the fiord and we preying players and
12047pinching peacesmokes, troupkers tomiatskyns all, for Father Petrie
12048Spence of Parishmoslattary to go and leave us and the crimsend daun to
12049shellalite on the darkumen (scene as signed, Slobabogue), feeding and
12050sleeping on the huguenottes (the snuggest spalniel's where the lieon's
12051tame!) and raiding revolations over the allbegeneses (sand us and saint
12052us and sound as agun!). Yet still in all, spit for spat, like we chantied on
12053Sunda schoon, every warson wearrier kaddies a komnate in his
12054schnapsack and unlist I am getting foegutfulls of the rugiments of
12055savaliged wildfire I was gamefellow willmate and send us victorias with
12056nowells and brownings, dumm, sneak and curry, and all the fun I had in
12057that fanagan's week. A strange man wearing abarrel. And here's a gift of
12058meggs and teggs. And as I live by chipping nortons. And 'tis iron fits the
12059farmer, ay. Arcdesedo! Renborumba! Then were the hellscyown days
12060for our fellows, the loyal leibsters, and we was the redugout
12061rawrecruitioners, praddies three and prettish too, a wheeze we has in our
12062waynward islands, wee engrish, one long blue streak, jisty and pithy af
12063durck rosolun, with hand to hand as Homard Kayenne was always
12064jiggilyjugging about in his wendowed courage when our woos with the
12065wenches went wined for a song, tsingirillies' zyngarettes, while
12066Woodbine Willie, so popiular with the poppyrossies, our Chorney
12067Choplain, blued the air. Sczlanthas! Banzaine! Bissbasses! S.
12068Pivorandbowl. And we all tuned in to hear the topmast noviality. Up the
12069revels drown the rinks and almistips allround! Paddy Bonhamme he
12070vives! Encore! And tig for tag Togatogtug. My droomodose days Y
12071loved you abover all the strest. Blowhole brasshat and boy with his
12072boots off and the butch of our bunch and all. It was buckoo bonzer,
12073beleeme. I was a bare prive without my doglegs but I did not give to one
12074humpenny dump, wingh or wangh, touching those thusengaged slavey
12075generales of Tanah Kornalls, the meelisha's deelishas, pronouncing their
12076very flank movemens in sunpictorsbosk. Baghus the whatwar! I could
12077always take good cover of myself and, eyedulls or earwakers, preyers
12078for rain or cominations, I did not care three tanker's hoots, ('sham! hem!
12079or chaffit!) for any feelings from my lifeprivates on their reptrograd
12080leanins because I have Their Honours booth my respectables soeurs
12081assistershood off Lyndhurst Terrace, the puttih Misses Celana Dalems,
12082and she in vinting her angurr can belle the troth on her alliance and I
12083know His Heriness, my respeaktoble medams culonelle on Mellay
12084Street, Lightnints Gundhur Sawabs, and they would never as the aimees
12085of servation let me down. Not on your bludger life, touters! No peeping,
12086pimpadoors! And, by Jova I never went wrong nor let him doom till,
12087risky wark rasky wolk, at the head of the wake, up come stumblebum
12088(ye olde cottemptable!), his urssian gemenal, in his scutt's rudes
12089unreformed and he went before him in that nemcon enchelonce with the
12090same old domstoole story and his upleave the fallener as is greatly to be
12091petted (whitesides do his beard!) and I seen his brichashert offensive
12092and his boortholomas vadnhammaggs vise a vise them scharlot runners
12093and how they gave love to him and how he took the ward from us
12094(odious the fly fly flurtation of his him and hers! Just mairmaid
12095maddeling it was it he was!) and, my oreland for a rolvever, sord, by the
12096splunthers of colt and bung goes the enemay the Percy rally got me,
12097messgèr, (as true as theirs an Almagnian Gothabobus!) to blow the
12098grand off his aceupper. Thistake it's meest! And after meath the
12099dulwich. We insurrectioned and, be the procuratress of the hory
12100synnotts, before he could tell pullyirragun to parrylewis, I shuttm,
12101missus, like a wide sleever! Hump to dump! Tumbleheaver!
12102    TAFF (camelsensing that sonce they have given bron a nuhlan the
12103volkar boastsung is heading to sea vermelhion but too wellbred not to
12104ignore the umzemlianess of this rifal's preceedings, in an effort towards
12105autosotorisation, effaces himself in favour of the idiology alwise
12106behounding his lumpy hump off homosodalism which means that if he
12107has lain amain to lolly his liking-cabronne! - he may pops lilly a young
12108one to his herth - combrune -) Oholy rasher, I'm believer! And Oho
12109bullyclaver of ye, bragadore-gunneral! The grand ohold spider! It is a
12110name to call to him Umsturdum Vonn! Ah, you were shutter reshottus
12111and sieger besieged. Aha race of fiercemarchands counterination oho of
12112shorpshoopers.
12113
12114    BUTT (miraculising into the Dann Deafir warcry, his bigotes
12115bristling, as, jittinju triggity shittery pet, he shouts his thump and feeh
12116fauh foul finngures up the heighohs of their ahs!) Bluddymuddymuzzle!
12117The buckbeshottered! He'll umbozzle no more graves nor home nor
12118haunder, lou garou, for gayl geselles in dead men's hills! Kaptan
12119(backsights to his bared!), His Cumbulent Embulence, the frustate
12120fourstar Russkakruscam, Dom Allah O'Khorwan, connundurumchuff.
12121
12122    TAFF (who, asbestas can, wiz the healps of gosh and his bluzzid
12123maikar, has been sulphuring to himsalves all the pungataries of sin
12124praktice in failing to furrow theogonies of the dommed). Trisseme, the
12125mangoat! And the name of the Most Marsiful, the Aweghost, the
12126Gragious one! In sobber sooth and in souber civiles? And to the
12127dirtiment of the curtailment of his all of man? Notshoh?
12128   BUTT (maomant scoffin, but apoxyomenously deturbaned but thems
12129bleachin banes will be after making a bashman's haloday out of the
12130euphorious hagiohygiecynicism of his die and be diademmed). Yastsar!
12131In sabre tooth and sobre saviles! Senonnevero! That he leaves nyet is
12132my grafe. He deared me to it and he dared me do it, and bedattle I
12133didaredonit as Cocksnark of Killtork can tell and Ussur Ursussen of the
12134viktaurious onrush with all the rattles in his arctic! As bold and as
12135madhouse a bull in a meadows. Knout Knittrick Kinkypeard! Olefoh,
12136the sourd of foemoe times! Unknun! For when meseemim, and
12137tolfoklokken rolland allover ourloud's lande, beheaving up that sob of
12138tunf for to claimhis, for to wollpimsolff, puddywhuck. Ay, and
12139untuoning his culothone in an exitous erseroyal Deo Jupto. At that
12140instullt to Igorladns! Prronto! I gave one dobblenotch and I ups with my
12141crozzier. Mirrdo! With my how on armer and hits leg an arrow
12142cockshock rockrogn. Sparro!
12143
12144   [The abnihilisation of the etym by the grisning of the grosning of the
12145grinder of the grunder of the first lord of hurtreford expolodotonates
12146through Parsuralia with an ivanmorinthorrorumble fragoromboassity
12147amidwhiches general uttermosts confussion are perceivable moletons
12148skaping     with      mulicules      which      coventry      plumpkins
12149fairlygosmotherthemselves in the Landaunelegants of Pinkadindy.
12150Similar scenatas are projectilised from Hullulullu, Bawlawayo,
12151empyreal Raum and mordern Atems. They were precisely the twelves of
12152clocks, noon minutes, none seconds. At someseat of Oldanelang's
12153Konguerrig, by dawnybreak in Aira.]
12154
12155    TAFF (skimperskamper, his wools gatherings all over cromlin what
12156with the birstol boys artheynes and is it her tour and the crackery of the
12157fullfour fivefirearms and the crockery of their damdam domdom
12158chumbers). Wharall thubulbs uptheaires! Shattamovick?
12159
12160    BUTT (pulling alast stark daniel with alest doog at doorak while
12161too greater than pardon painfully the issue of his mouth diminuendoing,
12162vility of vilities, he becomes, allasvitally, faint). Shurenoff! Like Faun
12163MacGhoul!
12164
12165    BUTT and TAFF (desprot slave wager and foeman feodal
12166unsheckled, now one and the same person, their fight upheld to right for
12167a wee while being baffled and tottered, umbraged by the shadow of Old
12168Erssia's magisquammythical mulattomilitiaman, the living by owning
12169over the surfers of the glebe whose sway craven minnions had caused to
12170revile, as, too foul for hell, under boiling Mauses' burning brand, he
12171falls by Goll's gillie, but keenheartened by the circuminsistence of the
12172Parkes O'Rarelys in a hurdly gurdly Cicilian concertone of their
12173fonngeena barney brawl, shaken everybothy's hands, while S. E.
12174Morehampton makes leave to E. N. Sheilmartin after Meetinghouse
12175Lanigan has embaraced Vergemout Hall, and, without falter or mormor
12176or blathrehoot of sophsterliness, pugnate the pledge of fiannaship, dook
12177to dook, with a commonturn oudchd of fest man and best man
12178astoutsalliesemoutioun palms it off like commodity tokens against a
12179cococancancacacanotioun). When old the wormd was a gadden and
12180Anthea first unfoiled her limbs wanderloot was the way the wood
12181wagged where opter and apter were samuraised twimbs. They had their
12182mutthering ivies and their murdhering idies and their mouldhering iries
12183in that muskat grove but there'll be bright plinnyflowers in Calomella's
12184cool bowers when the magpyre's babble towers scorching and
12185screeching from the ravenindove. If thees lobed the sex of his head and
12186mees ates the seep of his traublers he's dancing figgies to the spittle side
12187and shoving outs the soord. And he'll be buying buys and go gulling
12188gells with his flossim and jessim of carm, silk and honey while
12189myandthys playing lancifer lucifug and what's duff as a bettle for usses
12190makes coy cosyn corollanes' moues weeter to wee. So till butagain
12191budly shoots thon rising germinal let bodley chow the fatt of his anger
12192and badley bide the toil of his tubb.
12193
12194    [The pump and pipe pingers are ideally reconstituted. The putther
12195and bowls are peterpacked up. All the presents are determining as
12196regards for the future the howabouts of their past absences which they
12197might see on at hearing could they once smell of tastes from touch. To
12198ought find a values for. The must overlistingness. When ex what is
12199ungiven. As ad where. Stillhead. Blunk.]
12200
12201    Shutmup. And bud did down well right. And if he sung dumb in his
12202glass darkly speech lit face to face on allaround.
12203
12204    Vociferagitant. Viceversounding. Namely, Abdul Abulbul Amir or
12205Ivan Slavansky Slavar. In alldconfusalem. As to whom the major
12206guiltfeather pertained it was Hercushiccups' care to educe. Beauty's bath
12207she's bound to bind beholders and pride, his purge, has place appoint in
12208penance and the law's own libel lifts and lames the low with the lofty.
12209Be of the housed! While the Hersy Hunt they harrow the hill for to rout
12210them rollicking rogues from, rule those racketeer romps from, rein their
12211rockery rides from. Rambling.
12212
12213    Nightclothesed, arooned, the conquerods sway. After their battle thy
12214fair bosom.
12215
12216    — That is too tootrue enough in Solidan's Island as in Moltern
12217Giaourmany and from the Amelakins off to date back to land of engined
12218Egypsians, assented from his opening before his inlookers of where an
12219oxmanstongue stalled stabled the wellnourished one, lord of the seven
12220days, overlord of sats and suns, the sat of all the suns which are in the
12221ring of his system of the sats of his sun, god of the scuffeldfallen
12222skillfilledfelon, who (he contaimns) hangsters, who (he constrains)
12223hersirrs, a gain changful, a mintage vaster, heavy on shirts, lucky with
12224shifts, the topside humpup stummock atween his showdows fellah,
12225Misto Teewiley Spillitshops, who keepeth watch in Khummer-Phett,
12226whose spouse is An-Lyph, the dog's bladder, warmer of his couch in
12227fore. We all, for whole men is lepers, have been nobbut wonterers in
12228that chill childerness which is our true name after the allfaulters (mug's
12229luck to em!) and, bespeaking of love and lie detectors in venuvarities,
12230whateither the drugs truth of it, was there an iota of from the faust to the
12231lost. And that is at most redoubtedly an overthrew of each and
12232ilkermann of us, I persuade myself, before Gow, gentlemen, so true as
12233this are my kopfinpot astrode on these is my boardsoldereds.
12234
12235   It sollecited, grobbling hummley, his roundhouse of seven orofaces,
12236of all, guiltshouters or crimemummers, to be sayd by, codnops, advices
12237for, free of gracies, scamps encloded, competitioning them, if they had
12238steadied Jura or when they had raced Messafissi, husband of your
12239wifebetter or bestman botchalover of you yourself, how comes ever a
12240body in our taylorised world to selve out thishis, whither it gives a
12241primeum nobilees for our notomise or naught, the farst wriggle from the
12242ubivence, whereom is man, that old offender, nother man, wheile he is
12243asame. And fullexampling. The pints in question. With some byspills.
12244And sicsecs to provim hurtig. Soup's on!
12245
12246   — A time. And a find time. Whenin aye was a kiddling. And the
12247tarikies held sowansopper. Let there beam a frishfrey. And they sodhe
12248gudhe rudhe brodhe wedhe swedhe medhe in the kanddledrum. I have
12249just (let us suppraise) been reading in a (suppressed) book — it is
12250notwithstempting by meassures long and limited — the latterpress is
12251eminently legligible and the paper, so he eagerly seized upon, has
12252scarsely been buttered in works of previous publicity wholebeit in
12253keener notcase would I turf aside for pastureuration. Packen paper
12254paineth whomto is sacred scriptured sign. Who straps it scraps it that
12255might, if ashed, have healped. Enough, however, have I read of it, like
12256my good bedst friend, to augur in the hurry of the times that it will
12257cocommend the widest circulation and a reputation coextensive with its
12258merits when inthrusted into safe and pious hands upon so edifying a
12259mission as it, I can see, as is his. It his ambullished with expurgative
12260plates, replete in information and accampaigning the action passiom,
12261slopbang, whizzcrash, boomarattling from burst to past, as I have just
12262been seeing, with my warmest venerections, of a timmersome townside
12263upthecountrylifer, (Guard place the town!) allthose everwhalmed upon
12264that preposterous blank seat, before the wordcraft of this early
12265woodcutter, a master of vignettiennes and our findest grobsmid among
12266all their orefices, (and, shukar in chowdar, so splunderdly English!) Mr
12267Aubeyron Birdslay. Chubgoodchob, arsoncheep and wellwillworth a
12268triat! Bismillafoulties. But the hasard you asks is justly ever behind his
12269meddle throw! Those sad pour sad forengistanters, dastychappy
12270dustyrust! Chaichairs. It is that something, awe, aurorbean in that
12271fellow, hamid and damid, (did he have but Hugh de Brassey's beardslie
12272his wear mine of ancient guised) which comequeers this anywhat
12273perssian which we, owe, realisinus with purups a dard of pene. There is
12274among others pleasons whom I love and which are favourests to mind,
12275one which I have pushed my finker in for the movement and, but for my
12276sealring is none to hand I swear, she is highly catatheristic and there is
12277another which I have fombly fongered freequuntly and, when my signet
12278is on sign again I swear, she is deeply sangnificant. Culpo de Dido! Ars
12279we say in the classies. Kunstful, we others said. What ravening shadow!
12280What dovely line! Not the king of this age could richlier eyefeast in
12281oreillental longuardness with alternate nightjoys of a thousand kinds but
12282one kind. A shahrryar cobbler on me when I am lying! And whilst
12283(when I doot my sliding panel and I hear cawcaw) I have been idylly
12284turmbing over the loose looves leaflefts jaggled casuallty on the
12285lamatory, as is my this is, as I must commit my lips to make misface for
12286misfortune, often, so far as I can chance to recollect from the some
12287farnights ago, (so dimsweet is that selvischdischdienence of to not to be
12288able to be obliged to have to hold further anything than a stone his
12289throw's fruit's fall!) when I, if you wil excuse for me this informal
12290leading down of illexpressibles, enlivened toward the Author of Nature
12291by the natural sins liggen gobelimned theirs before me, (how
12292differended with the manmade Eonochs Cunstuntonopolies!), weathered
12293they be of a general golf stature, assasserted, or blossomly emblushing
12294thems elves underneed of some howthern folleys, am entrenched up
12295contemplating of myself, wiz my naked I, for relieving purposes in our
12296trurally virvir vergitabale (garden) I sometimes, maybe, what has justly
12297said of old Flannagan, a wake from this or huntsfurwards, with some
12298shock (shell I so render it?) have (when I ope my shylight window and I
12299see coocoo) a notion quiet involuptary of that I am cadging hapsnots as
12300at murmurrandoms of distend renations from ficsimilar phases or
12301dugouts in the behindscenes of our earthwork (what rovining shudder!
12302what deadly loom!) as this is, at no spatial time processly which regards
12303to concrude chronology about which in fact, at spite of I having belittled
12304myself to my gay giftname of insectarian, happy burgages abeyance
12305would make homesweetstown hopeygoalucrey, my mottu propprior, as I
12306claim, cad's truck, I coined, I am highly pelaged and deeply gluttened to
12307mind hindmost hearts to see by their loudest reports from my
12308threespawn bottery parts (shsh!) that, colombophile and corvinophobe
12309alike, when I have remassed me, my travellingself, as from Magellanic
12310clouds, after my contractual expenditures, through the perofficies of
12311merelimb, I, my good grief, I am, I am big altoogooder.
12312
12313    He beached the bark of his tale; and set to husband and vine: and the
12314harpermaster told all the living conservancy, know Meschiameschianah,
12315how that win a gain was in again. Flying the Perseoroyal. Withal
12316aboarder, padar and madar, hal and sal, the sens of Ere with the duchtars
12317of Iran. Amick amack amock in a mucktub. Qith the tou loulous and the
12318gryffygryffygryffs, at Fenegans Wick, the Wildemanns. Washed up
12319whight and deliveried rhight. Loud lauds to his luckhump and bejetties
12320on jonahs! And they winxed and wanxed like baillybeacons. Till we
12321woksed up oldermen.
12322
12323    From whose plultibust preaggravated, by baskatchairch theologies
12324(there werenighn on thaurity herouns in that alraschil arthouducks
12325draken), they were whoalike placed to say, in the matters off ducomans
12326nonbar one, with bears' respects to him and bulls' acknowledgments
12327(come on now, girls! lead off, O cara, whichever won of you wins! The
12328two Gemuas and Jane Agrah and Judy Tombuys!) disassembling and
12329taking him apart, the slammocks, with discrimination for his maypole
12330and a rub in passing over his hump, drogueries inaddendance, frons,
12331fesces and frithstool: 1) he hade to die it, the beetle, 2) he didhithim self,
12332hod's fush, 3) all ever the pelican huntered with truly fond bullpen
12333backthought since his toork human life where his personal low outhired
12334his taratoryism, the orenore under the selfhide of his bessermettle, was
12335forsake in his chiltern and lumbojumbo, 4) he was like Fintan fore flood
12336and after sometimes too damned merely often on the saved side, saw he
12337was, 5) regarding to prussyattes or quazzyverzing he wassand no better
12338than he would have been before he could have been better than what he
12339warrant after, 6) blood, musk or haschish, as coked, diamoned or
12340penceloid, and bleaching him naclenude from all cohlorine matter, down
12341to a boneash bittstoff, he's, tink fors tank, the same old dustamount on
12342the    same   old tincoverdull baubleclass, totstittywinktosser        and
12343bogusbagwindburster, whether fitting tyres onto Danelope boys or
12344fluttering flaus for laurettas, whatever the bucket brigade and the plug
12345party says, touchant Arser of the Rum Tipple and his camelottery and
12346lyonesslooting but with a layaman's brutstrenth, by Jacohob and Esahur
12347and the all saults or all sallies, what we warn to hear, jeff, is the woods
12348of chirpsies cries to singaloo sweecheeriode and sock him up, the
12349oldcant rogue.
12350
12351      Group A.
12352
12353      You have jest (a ham) beamed listening through (a ham pig) his
12354haulted excerpt from John Whiston's fiveaxled production, The Coach
12355With The Six Insides, from the Tales of Yore of the times gone by
12356before there was a hofdking or a hoovthing or a pinginapoke in Oreland,
12357all sould. Goes Tory by Eeric Whigs is To Become Tintinued in
12358Fearson's Nightly in the Lets All Wake Brickfaced In Lucan.
12359Lhirondella, jaunty lhirondella! With tirra lirra rondinelles, atantivy we
12360go!
12361
12362      Attention! Stand at!! Ease!!!
12363
12364      We are now diffusing among our lovers of this sequence (to you! to
12365you!) the dewfolded song of the naughtingels (Alys! Alysaloe!) from
12366their sheltered positions, in rosescenery haydyng, on the heather side of
12367waldalure, Mount Saint John's, Jinnyland, whither our allies winged by
12368duskfoil from Mooreparque, swift sanctuary seeking, after Sunsink gang
12369(Oiboe! Hitherzither! Almost dotty! I must dash!) to pour their peace in
12370partial (floflo floreflorence), sweetishsad lightandgayle, twittwin
12371twosingwoolow. Let everie sound of a pitch keep still in resonance,
12372jemcrow, jackdaw, prime and secund with their terce that whoe
12373betwides them, now full theorbe, now dulcifair, and when we press of
12374pedal (sof!) pick out and vowelise your name. A mum. You pere
12375Golazy, you mere Bare and you Bill Heeny, and you Smirky Dainty
12376and, more beethoken, you wheckfoolthenairyans with all your
12377badchthumpered peanas! We are gluckglucky in our being so far
12378fortunate that, bark and bay duol with Man Goodfox inchimings having
12379ceased to the moment, so allow the clinkars of our nocturnefield, night's
12380sweetmoztheart, their Carmen Sylvae, my quest, my queen. Lou must
12381wail to cool me airly! Coil me curly, warbler dear! May song it flourish
12382(in the underwood), in chorush, long make it flourish (in the Nut, in the
12383Nutsky) till thorush! Secret Hookup.
12384    — Roguenaar Loudbrags, that soddy old samph! How high is vuile,
12385var?
12386
12387    To which yes he did, capt, that was the answer.
12388
12389    — And his shartshort trooping its colours! We knows his
12390ventruquulence.
12391
12392    Which that that rang ripprippripplying.
12393
12394    — Bulbul, bulbulone! I will shally. Thou shalt willy. You wouldnt
12395should as youd remesmer. I hypnot. 'Tis golden sickle's hour. Holy
12396moon priestess, we'd love our grappes of mistellose! Moths the matter?
12397Pschtt! Tabarins comes. To fell our fairest. O gui, O gui! Salam, salms,
12398salaum! Carolus! O indeed and we ware! And hoody crow was ere. I
12399soared from the peach and Missmolly showed her pear too, onto three
12400and away. Whet the bee as to deflowret greendy grassies yellowhorse.
12401Kematitis, cele our erdours! Did you aye, did you eye, did you everysee
12402suchaway, suchawhy, eeriewhigg airywhugger? Even to the extremity
12403of the world? Dingoldell! The enormanous his, our littlest little! Wee
12404wee, that long alancey one! Let sit on this anthill for our frilldress talk
12405after this day of making blithe inveiled the heart before our groatsupper
12406serves to us Panchomaster and let harleqwind play peeptomine up all
12407our colombinations! Wins won is nought, twigs too is nil, tricks trees
12408makes nix, fairs fears stoops at nothing. And till Arthur comes againus
12409and sen peatrick's he's reformed we'll pose him together a piece, a pace.
12410Shares in guineases! There's lovely the sight! Surey me, man weepful!
12411Big Seat, you did hear? And teach him twisters in tongue irish. Pat lad
12412may goh too. Quicken, aspen; ash and yew; willow, broom with oak for
12413you. And move your tellabout. Not nice is that, limpet lady! Spose we
12414try it promissly. Love all. Naytellmeknot tennis! Taunt me treattening!
12415But do now say to Mr Eustache! Ingean mingen has to hear. Whose
12416joint is out of jealousy now? Why, heavilybody's evillyboldy's. Hopping
12417Gracius, onthy ovful! O belessk mie, what a nerve! How a mans in his
12418armor we nurses know. Wingwong welly, pitty pretty Nelly! Some
12419Poddy pitted in, will anny petty pullet out? Call Kitty Kelly! Kissykitty
12420Killykelly! What a nossowl buzzard! But what a neats ung gels!
12421
12422    Here all the leaves alift aloft, full o'liefing, fell alaughing over
12423Ombrellone and his parasollieras with their black thronguards from the
12424County Shillelagh. Ignorant invincibles, innocents immutant! Onzel
12425grootvatter Lodewijk is onangonamed before the bridge of primerose
12426and his twy Isas Boldmans is met the blueybells near Dandeliond. We
12427think its a gorsedd shame, these godoms. A lark of limonladies! A lurk
12428of orangetawneymen! You're backleg wounted, budkley mister, bester
12429of the boyne!
12430
12431    And they leaved the most leavely of leaftimes and the most
12432folliagenous till there came the marrer of mirth and the jangtherapper of
12433all jocolarinas and they were as were they never ere. Yet had they
12434laughtered, one on other, undo the end and enjoyed their laughings
12435merry was the times when so grant it High Hilarion us may too!
12436
12437    Cease, prayce, storywalkering around with gestare romanoverum he
12438swinking about is they think and plan unrawil what.
12439      Back to Droughty! The water of the face has flowed.
12440
12441      The all of them, the sowriegueuxers, blottyeyed boys, in that pig's
12442village smoke, a sixdigitarian legion on druid circle, the Clandibblon
12443clam cartel, then pulled out and came off and rally agreed them, roasted
12444malts with toasted burleys, in condomnation of his totomptation and for
12445the duration till his repepulation, upon old nollcromforemost ironsides,
12446as camnabel chieftain, since, as Sammon trowed to explain to summon,
12447seeing that, as he had contracted out of islands empire, he might as
12448coolly have rolled to school call, tarponturboy, a grampurpoise, the
12449manyfathom brinegroom with the fortyinch bride, out of the cuptin
12450klanclord kettle auction like the soldr of a britsh he was bound to be and
12451become till the sea got him whilask, from maker to misses and what he
12452gave was as a pattern, he, that hun of a horde, is a finn as she, his tent
12453wife, is a lap, at home on a steed, abroad by the fire (to say nothing of
12454him      having   done    whatyouknow      howyousaw        whenyouheard
12455whereyouwot, the kenspeckled souckar, generose as cocke, greediguss
12456with garzelle, uprighter of age and most umbrasive of yews all, under
12457heaviest corpsus exemption) and whoasever spit her in howsoever's
12458fondling saving her keepers that mould the bould she sould to hould the
12459wine that wakes the barley, the peg in his pantry to hold the heavyache
12460off his heart. The droll delight of deemsterhood, a win from the wood to
12461bond. Like the bright lamps, Thamamahalla, yearin out yearin.
12462Auspicably suspectable but in expectancy of respectableness. From dirty
12463flock bedding, drip dropping through the ceiling, with two sisters of
12464charities on the front steps and three evacuan cleansers at the back gaze,
12465single box and pair of chairs (suspectable), occasionally and
12466alternatively used by husband when having writing to do in connection
12467with equitable druids and friendly or other societies through periods of
12468dire     want   with   comparative   plenty   (thunderburst,    ravishment,
12469dissolution and providentiality) to a sofa allbeit of hoarsehaar with
12470Amodicum cloth, hired payono, still playing off, used by the youngsters
12471for czurnying out oldstrums, three bedrooms upastairs, of which one
12472with fireplace (aspectable), with greenhouse in prospect (particularly
12473perspectable).
12474
12475       And you, when you kept at Dulby, were you always (for that time
12476only) what we knew how when we (from that point solely) were you
12477know where? There you are! And why? Why, hitch a cock eye, he was
12478snapped on the sly upsadaisying coras pearls out of the pie when all the
12479perts in princer street set up their tinker's humn, (the rann, the rann, that
12480keen of old bards), with them newnesboys pearcin screaming off their
12481armsworths. The boss made dovesandraves out of his bucknesst while
12482herself wears the bowler's hat in her bath. Deductive Almayne Rogers
12483disguides his voice, shetters behind hoax chestnote from exexive. Heat
12484wives rasing. They jest keeps rosing. He jumps leaps rizing. Howlong!
12485
12486       You known that tom? I certainly know. Is their bann bothstiesed?
12487Saddenly now. Has they bane reneemed? Soothinly low. Does they
12488ought to buy the papelboy when he footles up their suit? He's their mark
12489to foil the flouter and they certainty owe.
12490    He sprit in his phiz (baccon!). He salt to their bis (pudden!). He
12491toockled her palam (so calam is solom!). And he suked their friends'
12492leave (bonnick lass, fair weal!)
12493
12494    — Guilty but fellows culpows! It was felt by me sindeade, that
12495submerged doughdoughty doubleface told waterside labourers. But
12496since we for athome's health have chanced all that, the wild whips, the
12497wind ships, the wonderlost for world hips, unto their foursquare trust
12498prayed in aid its plumptylump piteousness which, when it turtled around
12499seeking a thud of surf, spake to approach from inherdoff trisspass
12500through minxmingled hair. Though I may have hawked it, said, and
12501selled my how hot peas after theactrisscalls from my imprecurious
12502position and though achance I could have emptied a pan of backslop
12503down drain by whiles of dodging a rere from the middenprivet
12504appurtenant thereof, salving the presents of the board of wumps and
12505pumps, I am ever incalpable, where release of prisonals properly is
12506concerned, of unlifting upfallen girls wherein dangered from them in
12507thereopen out of unadulteratous bowery, with those hintering influences
12508from an angelsexonism. It was merely my barely till their oh offs.
12509Missaunderstaid. Meggy Guggy's giggag. The code's proof! The rebald
12510danger with they who would bare whiteness against me I dismissem
12511from the mind of good. He can tell such as story to the Twelfth Maligns
12512that my first was a nurssmaid and her fellower's a willbe perambulatrix.
12513There are twingty to twangty too thews and leathermail coatschemes
12514penparing to hostpost for it valinnteerily with my valued fofavour to the
12515post puzzles deparkment with larch parchels' of presents for future
12516branch offercings. The green approve the raid! Shaum Baum's bode he
12517is amustering in the groves while his shool comes merging along! Want
12518I put myself in their kirtlies I were ayearn to leap with them and show
12519me too bisextine. Dear and lest I forget mergers and bow to you low,
12520marchers! Attemption! What a mazing month of budsome misses they
12521are making, so wingtywish to flit beflore their kin! Attonsure! Ears to
12522hears! The skall of a gall (for every dime he yawpens that momouth you
12523could park your ford in it) who has papertreated him into captivities
12524with his inside man by a hocksheat of starvision for an avragetopeace of
12525parchment, cooking up his lenses to be my apoclogypst, the recreuter of
12526conscraptions, let him be asservent to Kinahaun! For (peace peace
12527perfectpeace!) I have abwaited me in a water of Elin and I have placed
12528my reeds intectis before the Registower of the perception of tribute in
12529the hall of the city of Analbe. How concerns any merryaunt and
12530hworsoever gravesobbers it is perensempry sex of fun to help a dazzle
12531off the othour. What for Mucias and Gracias may the duvlin rape the
12532handsomst! And the whole mad knightmayers' nest! Tunpother, prison
12533and plotch! If Y shoulden somewhat, well, I am able to owe it, hearth
12534and chemney easy. They seeker for vannflaum all worldins merkins. I'll
12535eager make lyst turpidump undher arkens. Basast! And if my litigimate
12536was well to wrenn tigtag cackling about it, like the sally berd she is, to
12537abery ham in the Cutey Strict, (I shall call upon my first among my lost
12538of lyrars beyond a jingoobangoist, to overcast her) dismissing
12539mundamanu all the riflings of her victuum gleaner (my old chuck! she
12540drakes me druck! turning out, gay at ninety!) and well shoving off a
12541boastonmess like lots wives does over her handpicked hunsbend, as she
12542would be calling, well, for further oil mircles upon all herwayferer gods
12543and reanouncing my deviltries as was I a locally person of caves until I
12544got my purchase on her firmforhold I am, I like to think, by their
12545sacreligion of daimond cap daimond, confessedly in my baron
12546gentilhomme to the manhor bourne till ladiest day as panthoposopher, to
12547have splet for groont a peer of bellows like Bacchulus shakes a rousing
12548guttural at any old cerpaintime by peaching (allsole we are not
12549amusical) the warry warst against myself in the defile as a lieberretter
12550sebaiscopal of these mispeschyites of the first virginial water who,
12551without an auction of biasement from my part, with gladyst tone
12552ahquickyessed in it, overhowe and underwhere, the totty lolly poppy
12553flossy conny dollymaukins! Though I heave a coald on my bauck and
12554am could up to my eres hoven sametimes I used alltides to be aswarmer
12555for the meekst and the graced. You are not going to not. You might be
12556threeabreasted wholenosing at a whallhoarding from our Don Amir
12557anent villayets prostatution precisingly kuschkars tarafs and it could be
12558double densed uncounthest hour of allbleakest age with a bad of wind
12559and a barran of rain, nompos mentis like Novus Elector, what with his
12560Marx and their Groups, yet did a doubt, should a dare, were to you, you
12561would do and dhamnk me, shenker, dhumnk you. Skunk. And fare with
12562me to share with me. Hinther and thonther, hant by hont. By where
12563dauvening shedders down whose rovely lanes. As yose were and as yese
12564is. Sure and you would, Mr Mac Gurk! Be sure and you would, Mr
12565O'Duane! To be sure and you would so, Mr MacElligut! Wod you nods?
12566Mom mom. No mum has the rod to pud a stub to the lurch of amotion.
12567My little love apprencisses, my dears, the estelles, van Nessies von
12568Nixies voon der pool, which I had a reyal devouts for yet was it marly
12569lowease or just a feel with these which olderman K.K. Alwayswelly he
12570is showing ot the fullnights for my palmspread was gav to a
12571parsleysprig, the curliest weedeen old ocean coils around, so spruce a
12572spice for salthorse, sonnies, and as tear to the thrusty as Taylor's Spring,
12573when aftabournes, when she was look like a little cheayat chilled (Oh
12574sard! ah Mah!) by my tide impracing, as Beacher seath, and all the
12575colories fair fled from my folced cheeks! Popottes, where you canceal
12576me you mayst forced guage my bribes. Wickedgapers, I appeal against
12577the light! A nexistence of vividence! Panto, boys, is on a looser inloss;
12578ballet, girls, suppline thrown tights. I have wanted to thank you such a
12579long time so much now. Thank you. Sir, kindest of bottleholders and
12580very dear friend, among our hearts of steel, froutiknow, it will befor
12581you, me dare beautiful young soldier, winninger nor anyour of
12582rudimental moskats, before you go to mats, you who have watched your
12583share with your sockboule sodalists on your buntad nogs at our love
12584tennis squats regatts, suckpump, when on with the balls did disserve the
12585fain, my goldrush gainst her silvernetss, to say, biguidd, for the love of
12586goddess and perthanow as you reveres your one mothers, mitsch for
12587matsch, and while I reveal thus my deepseep daughter which was
12588bourne up pridely out of medsdreams unclouthed when I was pillowing
12589in my brime (of Saturnay Eve, how now, woren't we't?), to see, I say,
12590whoahoa, in stay of execution in re Milcho Melekmans, increaminated,
12591what you feel, oddrabbit, upon every strong ground you have ever taken
12592up, by bitterstiff work or battonstaff play, with assault of turk against a
12593barrakraval of grakeshoots, e'en tho' Jambuwel's defecalties is Terry
12594Shimmyrag's upperturnity, if that is grace for the grass what is balm for
12595the bramblers, as it is as it is, that I am the catasthmatic old ruffin
12596sippahsedly improctor to be seducint trovatellas, the dire daffy
12597damedeaconesses, like (why sighs the sootheesinger) the lilliths oft I
12598feldt, and, when booboob brutals and cautiouses only aims at the oggog
12599hogs in the humand, then, (Houtes, Blymey and Torrenation, upkurts
12600and scotchem!) I'll tall tale tell croon paysecurers, sowill nuggets and
12601nippers, that thash on me stumpen blows the gaff off mombition and thit
12602thides or marse makes a good dayle to be shattat. Fall stuff.
12603
12604       His rote in ere, afstef, was.
12605
12606       And dong wonged Magongty till the bombtomb of the warr,
12607thrusshed in his whole soort of cloose.
12608
12609       Whisht who wooed in Weald, bays of Bawshaw binding. The desire
12610of Miriam is the despair of Marian as Joh Joseph's beauty is Jacq Jacob's
12611grief. Brow, tell nun; eye, feign sad; mouth, sing mim. Look at Lokman!
12612Whatbetween the cupgirls and the platterboys. And he grew back into
12613his grossery baseness: and for all his grand remonstrance: and there you
12614are.
12615    Here endeth chinchinatibus with have speak finish. With a haygue
12616for a halt on a pouncefoot panse. Pink, pleas pink, two pleas pink, how
12617to pleas pink.
12618
12619    Punk.
12620
12621    Mask one. Mask two. Mask three. Mask four.
12622
12623    Up.
12624
12625    — Look about you, Tutty Comyn!
12626
12627    — Remember and recall, Kullykeg!
12628
12629    — When visiting Dan Leary try the corner house for thee.
12630
12631    — I'll gie ye credit for simmence more if ye'll be lymphing. Our
12632four avunculusts.
12633
12634    And, since threestory sorratelling was much too many, they
12635maddened and they morgued and they lungd and they jowld.
12636Synopticked on the word.
12637
12638    Till the Juke done it.
12639
12640    Down.
12641
12642    Like Jukoleon, the seagoer, when he bore down in his perry boat he
12643had raised a slide and shipped his orders and seized his pullets and
12644primed their plumages, the fionnling and dubhlet, the dun and the fire,
12645and, sending them one by other to fare fore forn, he had behold the
12646residuance of a delugion: the foggy doze still going strong, the old
12647thalassocrats of invinsible empores, maskers of the waterworld, facing
12648one way to another way and this way on that way, from severalled their
12649fourdimmansions. Where the lighning leaps from the numbulous; where
12650coold by cawld breide lieth langwid; the bounds whereinbourne our
12651solied bodies all attomed attaim arrest: appoint, that's all. But see what
12652follows. Wringlings upon wronglings among incomputables about an
12653uncomeoutable (an angel prophetethis? kingcorrier of beheasts? the calif
12654in his halifskin? that eyriewinging one?) and the voids bubbily vode's
12655dodos across the which the boomomouths from their dupest dupes were
12656in envery and anononously blowing great.
12657
12658    Guns.
12659
12660    Keep backwards, please, because there was no good to gundy
12661running up again. Guns. And it was written up in big capital. Guns.
12662Saying never underrupt greatgrandgosterfosters! Guns. And whatever
12663one did they said, the fourlings, that on no acounts you were not to.
12664Guns.
12665
12666    Not to pad them behaunt in the fear. Not to go, tonnerwatter, and
12667bungley well chute the rising gianerant. Not to wandly be woking
12668around jerumsalemdo at small hours about the murketplots, smelling
12669okey boney, this little figgy and arraky belloky this little pink into
12670porker but, porkodirto, to let the gentlemen pedestarolies out of the
12671Monabella culculpuration live his own left leave, cullebuone, by
12672perperusual of the petpubblicities without inwoking his also's between
12673(sic) the arraky bone and (suc) the okey bellock. And not to not be
12674always, hemmer and hummer, treeing unselves up with one exite but not
12675to never be caving nicely, precisely, quicely, rebustly, tendrolly,
12676unremarkably, forsakenly, haltedly, reputedly, firstly, somewhatly,
12677yesayenolly about the back excits. Never to weaken up in place of the
12678broths. Never to vvollusslleepp in the pleece of the poots. And,
12679allerthings, never to ate the sour deans if they weren't having anysin on
12680their consients. And, when in Zumschloss, to never, narks, cease till the
12681finely ending was consummated by the completion of accomplishment.
12682
12683    And thus within the tavern's secret booth The wisehight ones who
12684sip the tested sooth Bestir them as the Just has bid to jab The punch of
12685quaram on the mug of truth.
12686
12687    K.C. jowls, they're sodden in the secret. K.C. jowls, they sure are
12688wise. K.C. jowls, the justicestjobbers, for they'll find another faller if
12689their ruse won't rise. Whooley the Whooper.
12690
12691    There is to see. Squarish large face with the atlas jacket. Brights,
12692brownie eyes in bluesackin shoeings. Peaky booky nose over a lousiany
12693shirt. Ruddy stackle hair besides a strawcamel belt. Namely.
12694Gregorovitch, Leonocopolos, Tarpinacci and Duggelduggel. And was
12695theys stare all atime? Yea but they was. Andoring the games, induring
12696the studies, undaring the stories, end all. Ned? Only snugged then and
12697cosied after one percepted nought while tuffbettle outraged the
12698waywords and meansigns of their hinterhand suppliesdemands. And be
12699they gone to splane splication? That host that hast one on the hoose
12700when backturns when he facefronts none none in the house his geust has
12701guest. You bet they is. And nose well down.
12702    With however what sublation of compensation in the radification of
12703interpretation by the byeboys? Being they. Mr G. B. W. Ashburner, S.
12704Bruno's Toboggan Drive, Mr Faixgood, Bellchimbers, Carolan
12705Crescent, Mr I. I. Chattaway, Hilly Gape, Poplar Park, Mr Q. P.
12706Dieudonney, The View, Gazey Peer, Mr T. T. Erchdeakin, Multiple
12707Lodge, Jiff Exby Rode, Mr W. K. Ferris-Fender, Fert Fort, Woovil
12708Doon Botham ontowhom adding the tout that pumped the stout that
12709linked the lank that cold the sandy that nextdoored the rotter that rooked
12710the rhymer that lapped at the hoose that Joax pilled.
12711
12712    They had heard or had heard said or had heard said written.
12713
12714    Fidelisat.
12715
12716    That there first a rudrik kingcomed to an inn court; and the seight of
12717that yard was a perchypole with a loovahgloovah on it; last mannarks
12718maketh man when wandshift winneth womans: so how would it hum,
12719whoson of a which, if someof aswas to start to stunt the story on?
12720
12721    So many needles to ponk out to as many noodles as are company,
12722they noddling all about it tutti to tempo, decumans numbered too, (a)
12723well, that the secretary bird, better known as Pandoria Paullabucca,
12724whom they thought was more like a solicitor general, indiscriminatingly
12725made belief mid authorsagastions from Schelm the Pelman to write
12726somewords to Senders about her chilikin puck, laughing that Poulebec
12727would be the death of her, (b) that, well, that Madges Tighe, the
12728postulate auditressee, when her daremood's a grownian, is always on the
12729who goes where, hoping to Michal for the latter to turn up with a cupital
12730tea before her ephumeral comes off without any much father which is
12731parting parcel of the same goumeral's postoppage, it being lookwhyse
12732on the whence blows weather helping mickle so that the loiter end of
12733that leader may twaddle out after a cubital lull with a hopes soon to ear,
12734comprong? (c) becakes the goatsman on question, or whatever the hen
12735the bumbler was, feeling not up to scratch bekicks of whatever the
12736kiddings Payne Inge and Popper meant for him, thoughy onced at a
12737throughlove, true grievingfrue danger, as a nirshe persent to his
12738minstress, devourced the pair of them Mather Caray's chucklings, pante
12739blanche, and skittered his litters like the cavaliery man in Cobra Park for
12740ungeborn yenkelmen, Jeremy Trouvas or Kepin O'Keepers, any old
12741howe and any old then and when around Dix Dearthy Dungbin,
12742remarking scenically with laddylike lassitude upon what he finally
12743postscrapped, (d) after it's so long till I thanked you about I do so much
12744now thank you so very much as you introduced me to fourks, (e) will,
12745these remind to be sane? (f) Fool step! Aletheometry? Or just zoot doon
12746floon?
12747
12748    Nut it out, peeby eye! Onamassofmancynaves.
12749
12750    But. Top.
12751
12752    You were in the same boat of yourselves too, Getobodoff or
12753Treamplasurin; and you receptionated the most diliskious of milisk;
12754which it all flowowered your drooplin dunlearies: but dribble a drob
12755went down your rothole. Meaning, Kelly, Grimes, Phelan, Mollanny,
12756O'Brien, MacAlister, Sealy, Coyle, HynesJoynes, Naylar-Traynor,
12757Courcy de Courcy and Gilligan-Goll.
12758
12759       Stunner of oddstodds on bluebleeding boarhorse! What soresen's
12760head subrises thus tous out of rumpumplikun oak with, well, we cannot
12761say whom we are looking like through his nowface? It is of Noggens
12762whilk dusts the bothsides of the seats of the bigslaps of the bogchaps of
12763the porlarbaar of the marringaar of the Lochlunn gonlannludder of the
12764feof of the foef of forfummed Ship-le-Zoyd.
12765
12766       Boumce! It is polisignstunter. The Sockerson boy. To pump the fire
12767of the lewd into those soulths of bauchees, havsousedovers, tillfellthey
12768deadwar knootvindict. An whele time he was rancing there smutsy
12769floskons nodunder ycholerd for their poopishers, ahull onem Fyre
12770maynoother        endnow!     Shatten    up   ship!   Bouououmce!       Nomo
12771clandoilskins cheakinlevers! All ashored for Capolic Gizzards!
12772Stowlaway there, glutany of stainks! Porterfillyers and spirituous
12773suncksters, oooom oooom!
12774
12775       As these vitupetards in his boasum he did strongleholder,
12776bushbrows, nobblynape, swinglyswanglers, sunkentrunk, that from tin
12777of this clucken hadded runced slapottleslup. For him had hord from fard
12778a piping. As? Of?
12779
12780       Dour douchy was a sieguldson. He cooed that loud nor he was
12781young. He cud bad caw nor he was gray Like wather parted from the
12782say.
12783
12784       Ostia, lift it! Lift at it, Ostia! From the say! Away from the say!
12785    Himhim. Himhim.
12786
12787    Hearhasting he, himmed, reromembered all the chubbs, chipps,
12788chaffs, chuckinpucks and chayney chimebells That he had mistributed
12789in port, pub, park, pantry and poultryhouse, While they, thered, the
12790others, that are, were most emulously concerned to cupturing the last
12791dropes of summour down through their grooves of blarneying. Ere the
12792sockson locked at the dure. Which he would, shuttinshure. And lave
12793them to sture.
12794
12795    For be all rules of sport 'tis right That youth bedower'd to charm the
12796night Whilst age is dumped to mind the day When wather parted from
12797the say.
12798
12799    The humming, it's coming. Insway onsway.
12800
12801    Fingool MacKishgmard Obesume Burgearse Benefice, He was
12802bowen hem and scrapin him in recolcitrantament to the rightabout And
12803these probenopubblicoes clamatising for an extinsion on his hostillery
12804With his chargehand bombing their eres. Tids, genmen, plays, she been
12805goin shoother off almaynoother onawares.
12806
12807    You here nort farwellens rouster? Ashiffle ashuffle the wayve they.
12808
12809    From Dancingtree till Suttonstone There's lads no lie would filch a
12810crown To mull their sack and brew their tay With wather parted from
12811the say.
12812
12813    Lelong Awaindhoo's a selverbourne enrouted to Rochelle Lane and
12814liberties those Mullinguard minstrelsers are marshalsing, par tunepiped
12815road, under where, perked on hollowy hill, that poor man of Lyones,
12816good Dook Weltington, hugon come errindwards, had hircomed to the
12817belles bows and been cutattrapped by the mausers. Now is it town again,
12818londmear of Dublin! And off coursse the toller, ples the dotter of his
12819eyes with her: Moke the Wanst, whye doe we aime alike a pose of
12820poeter peaced? While the dumb he shoots the shopper rope. And they all
12821pour forth. Sans butly Tuppeter Sowyer, the rouged engenerand, a
12822barttler of the beauyne, still our benjamin liefest, sometime frankling to
12823thise citye, whereas bigrented him a piers half subporters for his arms,
12824Josiah Pipkin, Amos Love, Raoul Le Febber, Blaize Taboutot, Jeremy
12825Yopp, Francist de Loomis, Hardy Smith and Sequin Pettit followed by
12826the snug saloon seanad of our Café Béranger. The scenictutors.
12827
12828    Because they wonted to get out by the goatweigh afore the sheep
12829was looset for to wish the Wobbleton Whiteleg Welshers kaillykailly
12830kellykekkle   and    savebeck    to   Brownhazelwood      from   all   the
12831dinnasdoolins on the labious banks of their swensewn snewwesner,
12832turned again weastinghome, by Danesbury Common, and they onely,
12833duoly, thruely, fairly after rainydraining fountybuckets (chalkem up,
12834hemptyempty!) till they caught the wind abroad (alley loafers
12835passinggeering!) all the rockers on the roads and all the boots in the
12836stretes.
12837
12838    Oh dere! Ah hoy!
12839
12840    Last ye, lundsmin, hasty hosty! For an anondation of mirification
12841and the lutification of our paludination.
12842   His bludgeon's bruk, his drum is tore. For spuds we'll keep the hat
12843he wore And roll in clover on his clay By wather parted from the say.
12844
12845   Hray! Free rogue Mountone till Dew Mild Well to corry awen and
12846glowry! Are now met by Brownaboy Fuinnninuinn's former for a
12847lyncheon partyng of his burgherbooh. The Shanavan Wacht.
12848Rantinroarin Batteries Dorans. And that whistling thief, O' Ryne
12849O'Rann. With a catch of her cunning like and nowhere a keener.
12850
12851   The for eolders were aspolootly at their wetsend in the mailing
12852waters, trying to. Hide! Seek! Hide! Seek! Because number one lived at
12853Bothersby North and he was trying to. Hide! Seek! Hide! Seek! And
12854number two digged up Poors Coort, Soother, trying to. Hide! Seek!
12855Hide! Seek! And nomber three he sleeped with Lilly Tekkles at The
12856Eats and he was trying to. Hide! Seek! Hide! Seek! And the last with the
12857sailalloyd donggie he was berthed on the Moherboher to the Washte and
12858they were all trying to and baffling with the walters of,
12859hoompsydoompsy walters of. High! Sink! High! Sink! Highohigh!
12860Sinkasink!
12861
12862   Waves.
12863
12864   The gangstairs strain and anger's up As Hoisty rares the can and cup
12865To speed the bogre's barque away O'er wather parted from the say.
12866
12867   Horkus chiefest ebblynuncies!
12868
12869   — He shook be ashaped of hempshelves, hiding that shepe in his
12870goat. And for rassembling so bearfellsed the magreedy prince of Roger.
12871Thuthud. Heigh hohse, heigh hohse, our kindom from an orse! Bruni
12872Lanno's woollies on Brani Lonni's hairyparts. And the hunk in his trunk
12873it would be an insalt foul the matter of that cellaring to a pigstrough.
12874Stop his laysense. Ink him! You would think him Alddaublin staking his
12875lordsure like a gourd on puncheon. Deblinity devined. Wholehunting
12876the pairk on a methylogical mission whenever theres imberillas! And
12877calling Rina Roner Reinette Ronayne. To what mine answer is a lemans.
12878Arderleys, beedles and postbillers heard him. Three points to one.
12879Ericus Vericus corrupted into ware eggs. Dummy up, distillery! Broree
12880aboo! Run him a johnsgate down jameseslane. Begetting a wife which
12881begame his niece by pouring her youngthings into skintighs. That was
12882when he had dizzy spells. Till Gladstools Pillools made him ride as the
12883mall. Thanks to his huedobrass beerd. Lodenbroke the Longman, now
12884he canseels under veerious persons but is always that Rorke relly! On
12885consideration for the musickers he ought to have down it. Pass out your
12886cheeks, why daunt you! Penalty, please! There you'll know how warder
12887barded the bollhead that parssed our alley. We just are upsidedown
12888singing what ever the dimkims mummur allalilty she pulls inner out
12889heads. This is not the end of this by no manners means. When you've
12890bled till you're bone it crops out in your flesh. To tell how your mead of,
12891mard, is made of. All old Dadgerson's dodges one conning one's
12892copying and that's what wonderland's wanderlad'll flaunt to the fair. A
12893trancedone boyscript with tittivits by. Ahem. You'll read it tomorrow,
12894marn, when the curds on the table. A nigg for a nogg and a thrate for a
12895throte. The auditor learns. Still pumping on Torkenwhite Radlumps,
12896Lencs. In preplays to Anonymay's left hinted palinode obviously
12897inspiterebbed by a sibspecious connexion. Note the notes of admiration!
12898See the signs of suspicion! Count the hemisemidemicolons! Screamer
12899caps and invented gommas, quoites puntlost, forced to farce! The
12900pipette will say anything at all for a change. And you know what aglove
12901means in the Murdrus dueluct! Fewer to feud and rompant culotticism, a
12902fugle for the gleemen and save, sit and sew. And a pants outsizinned on
12903the Doughertys' duckboard pointing to peace at home. In some,
12904lawanorder on lovinardor. Wait till we hear the Boy of Biskop reeling
12905around your postoral lector! Epistlemadethemology for deep dorfy
12906doubtlings. As we'll lay till break of day in the bunk of basky, O! Our
12907island, Rome and duty! Well tried, buckstiff! Batt in, boot! Sell him a
12908breach contact, the vendoror, the buylawyer One hyde, sack, hic! Two
12909stick holst, Lucky! Finnish Make Goal! First you were Nomad, next you
12910were Namar, now you're Numah and it's soon you'll be Nomon. Hence
12911counsels Ecclesiast. There's every resumption. The forgein offils is on
12912the shove to lay you out dossier. Darby's in the yard, planning it on you,
12913plot and edgings, the whispering peeler after cooks wearing an
12914illformation. The find of his kind! An artist, sir! And dirt cheap at a
12915sovereign a skull! He knows his Finsbury Follies backwoods so you
12916batter see to your regent refutation. Ascare winde is rifing again about
12917nice boys going native. You know who was wrote about in the Orange
12918Book of Estchapel? Basil and the two other men from King's Avenance.
12919Just press this cold brand against your brow for a mow. Cainfully! The
12920sinus the curse. That's it. Hung Chung Egglyfella now speak he tell
12921numptywumpty topsawys belongahim pidgin. Secret things other
12922persons place there covered not. How you fell from story to story like a
12923sagasand to lie. Enfilmung infirmity. On the because alleging to having
12924a finger a fudding in pudding and pie. And here's the witnesses. Glue on
12925to him, Greevy! Bottom anker, Noordeece! And kick kick killykick for
12926the house that juke built! Wait till they send you to sleep, scowpow! By
12927jurors' cruces! Then old Hunphydunphyville'll be blasted to bumboards
12928by the youthful herald who would once you were. He'd be our chosen
12929one in the matter of Brittas more than anarthur. But we'll wake and see.
12930The wholes poors riches of ours hundreds of manhoods and womhoods.
12931Two cents, two mills and two myrds. And it's all us rangers you'll be
12932facing in the box before the twelfth correctional. Like one man, gell.
12933Between all the Misses Mountsackvilles in their halfmoon haemicycles,
12934gasping to giddies to dye for the shame. Just hold hard till the one we
12935leapt out gets her yearing! Hired in cameras, extra! With His Honour
12936Surpacker on the binge. So yelp your guilt and kitz the buck. You'll
12937have loss of fame from Wimmegame's fake. Forwards! One bully son
12938growing the goff and his twinger read out by the Nazi Priers. You
12939fought as how they'd never woxen up, did you, crucket? It will wecker
12940your earse, that it will! When hives the court to exchequer 'tis the child
12941which gives the sire away. Good for you, Richmond Rover! Scrum
12942around, our side! Let him have another between the spindlers! A grand
12943game! Dalymount's decisive. Don Gouverneur Buckley's in the Tara
12944Tribune, sporting the insides of a Rhutian Jhanaral and little Mrs Ex-
12945Skaerer-Sissers is bribing the halfpricers to pray for her widower in his
12946gravest embazzlement. You on her, hosy jigses, that'll be some nonstop
12947marrimont! You in your stolen mace and anvil, Magnes, and her
12948burrowed in Berkness cirrchus clouthses. Fummuccumul with a graneen
12949aveiled. Playing down the slavey touch. Much as she was when the
12950fancy cutter out collecting milestones espied her aseesaw on a fern. So
12951nimb, he said, a dat of dew. Between Furr-y-Benn and Ferr-y-Bree. In
12952this tear Vikloe vich he lofed. The smiling ever. If you pulls me over
12953pay me, prhyse! A talor would adapt his caulking trudgers on to any
12954shape at see. Address deceitfold of wovens weard. The wonder of the
12955women of the world together, moya! And the lovablest Lima since
12956Ineen MacCormick MacCoort MacConn O'Puckins MacKundred. Only
12957but she is a little width wider got. Be moving abog. You cannot make a
12958limousine lady out of a hillman minx. Listun till you'll hear the
12959Mudquirt accent. This is a bulgen horesies, this is wollan indulgencies,
12960this is a flemsh. Tik. Scapulars, beads and a stump of a candle, Hubert
12961was a Hunter, chemins de la croixes and Rosairette's egg, all the
12962trimmings off the tree that she picked up after the Clontarf voterloost
12963when O'Bryan MacBruiser bet Norris Nobnut. Becracking his cucconut
12964between his kknneess. Umpthump, Here Inkeeper, it's the doatereen's
12965wednessmorn! Delphin dringing! Grusham undergang! And the Real
12966Hymernians    strenging   strong   at   knocker   knocker!   Holy    and
12967massalltolled. You ought to tak a dos of frut. Jik. Sauss. You're getting
12968hoovier, a twelve stone hoovier, fullends a twelve stone hoovier, in your
12969corpus entis and it scurves you right, demnye! Aunt as unclish ams they
12970make oom. But Nichtia you bound not to loose's gone on Neffin since
12971she clapped her charmer on him at Gormagareen. At the Gunting
12972Munting Hunting Punting. The eitch is in her blood, arrah! For a
12973frecklesome freshcheeky sweetworded lupsqueezer. And he shows how
12974he'll pick him the lock of her fancy. Poghue! Poghue! Poghue! And a
12975good jump, Powell! Clean over all their heads. We could kiss him for
12976that one, couddled we, Huggins? Sparkes is the footer to hance off
12977nancies. Scaldhead, pursue! Before you bunkledoodle down upon your
12978birchentop again after them three blows from time, drink and hurry. The
12979same three that nursed you, Skerry, Badbols and the Grey One. All of
12980your own club too. With the fistful of burryberries were for the massus
12981for to feed you living in dying. Buy bran biscuits and you'll never say
12982dog. And be in the finest of companies. Morialtay and Kniferope
12983Walker and Rowley the Barrel. With Longbow of the lie. Slick of the
12984trick and Blennercassel of the brogue. Clanruckard for ever! The Fenn,
12985the Fenn, the kinn of all Fenns! Deaf to the winds when for
12986Croonacreena. Fisht! And it's not now saying how we are where who's
12987softing what rushes. Merryvirgin forbed! But of they never eat
12988soullfriede they're ating it now. With easter greeding. Angus! Angus!
12989Angus! The keykeeper of the keys of the seven doors of the
12990dreamadoory in the house of the household of Hecech saysaith.
12991Whitmore, whatmore? Give it over, give it up! Mawgraw! Head of a
12992helo, chesth of champgnon, eye of a gull! What you'd if he'd. The groom
12993is in the greenhouse, gattling out his. Gun! That lad's the style for.
12994Lannigan's ball! Now a drive on the naval! The Shallburn Shock. Never
12995mind your gibbous. Slip on your ropen collar and draw the noosebag on
12996your head. Nobody will know or heed you, Postumus, if you skip round
12997schlymartin by the back and come front sloomutren to beg in one of the
12998shavers' sailorsuits. Three climbs threequickenthrees in the garb of nine.
12999We'll split to see you mouldem imparvious. A wing for oldboy Welsey
13000Wandrer! Well spat, witty wagtail! Now piawn to bishop's forthe!
13001Moove. There's Mumblesome Wadding Murch cranking up to the
13002hornemoonium. Drawg us out Ivy Eve in the Hall of Alum! The
13003finnecies of poetry wed music. Feeling the jitters? You'll be as tight as
13004Trivett when the knot's knutted on. Now's your never! Peena and
13005Queena are duetting a giggle-for-giggle and the brideen Alannah is lost
13006in her diamindwaiting. What a magnificent gesture you will show us
13007this gallus day. Clean and easy, be the hooker! And a free for croaks
13008after. Dovlen are out for it. So is Rathfinn. And, hike, here's the hearse
13009and four horses with the interprovincial crucifixioners throwing lots
13010inside to know whose to be their gosson and whereas to brake the news
13011to morhor. How our myterbilder his fullen aslip. And who will wager
13012but he'll Shonny Bhoy be, the fleshlumpfleeter from Poshtapengha and
13013all he bares sobsconcious inklings shadowed on soulskin. Its segnet
13014yores, the strake of a hin. Nup. Laying the cloth, to fore of them. And
13015thanking the fish, in core of them. To pass the grace for Gard sake!
13016Ahmohn. Mr Justician Matthews and Mr Justician Marks and Mr
13017Justician Luk de Luc and Mr Justinian JohnstonJohnson. And the
13018aaskart, see, behind! Help, help, hurray! Allsup, allsop! Four ghools to
13019nail! Cut it down, mates, look slippy! They've got a dathe with a
13020swimminpull. Dang! Ding! Dong! Dung! Dinnin. Isn't it great he is
13021swaying above us for his good and ours. Fly your balloons, dannies and
13022dennises! He's doorknobs dead! And Annie Delap is free! Ones more.
13023We could ate you, par Buccas, and imbabe through you, reassuranced in
13024the wild lac of gotliness. One fledge, one brood till hulm culms
13025evurdyburdy. Huh the throman! Huh the traidor. Huh the truh.
13026Arrorsure, he's the mannork of Arrahland oversense he horrhorrd his
13027name in thuthunder. Rrrwwwkkkrrr! And seen it rudden up in
13028fusefiressence on the flashmurket. P.R.C.R.L.L. Royloy. Of the
13029rollorrish                        rattillary.                       The
13030lewdningbluebolteredallucktruckalltraumconductor!      The    unnamed
13031nonirishblooder that becomes a Greenislender overnight! But we're
13032molting superstituettes out of his fulse thortin guts. Tried mark,
13033Easterlings. Sign, Soideric O'Cunnuc, Rix. Adversed ord, Magtmorken,
13034Kovenhow. There's a great conversion, myn! Coucous! Find his
13035causcaus! From Motometusolum through Bulley and Cowlie and
13036Diggerydiggerydock down to bazeness's usual? He's alight there still, by
13037Mike! Loose afore! Bung! Bring forth your deed! Bang! Till is the right
13038time. Bang! Partick Thistle agen S. Megan's versus Brystal Palace agus
13039the Walsall! Putsch! Tiemore moretis tisturb badday! The playgue will
13040be soon over, rats! Let sin! Geh tont! All we wants is to get peace for
13041possession. We dinned unnerstunned why you sassad about thurteen to
13042aloafen, sor, kindly repeat! Or ledn us alones of your lungorge,
13043parsonifier propounde of our edelweissed idol worts! Shaw and Shea are
13044lorning obsen so hurgle up, gandfarder, and gurgle me gurk. You can't
13045impose on frayshouters like os. Every tub here spucks his own fat. Hang
13046coersion everyhow! And smotthermock Gramm's laws! But we're a
13047drippindhrue gayleague all at ones. In the buginning is the woid, in the
13048muddle is the sounddance and thereinofter you're in the unbewised
13049again, vund vulsyvolsy. You talker dunsker's brogue men we our souls
13050speech obstruct hostery. Silence in thought! Spreach! Wear anartful of
13051outer nocense! Pawpaw, wowow! Momerry twelfths, noebroed! That
13052was a good one, ha! So it will be quite a material what May farther be
13053unvuloped for you, old Mighty, when it's aped to foul a delfian in the
13054Mahnung. Ha ha! Talk of Paddybarke's echo! Kick nuck, Knockcastle!
13055Muck! And you'll nose it, O you'll nose it, without warnward from we.
13056We don't know the sendor to whome. But you'll find Chiggenchugger's
13057taking the Treaclyshortcake with Bugle and the Bitch pairsadrawsing
13058and Horssmayres Prosession tyghting up under the threes. Stop. Press
13059stop. To press stop. All to press stop. And be the seem talkin wharabahts
13060hosetanzies, dat sure is sullibrated word! Bing bong! Saxolooter, for
13061congesters are salders' prey. Snap it up in the loose, patchy the blank!
13062Anyone can see you're the son of a gunnell. Fellow him up too, Carlow!
13063Woes to the wormquashed, aye, and wor to the winner! Think of
13064Aerian's Wall and the Fall of Toss. Give him another for to
13065volleyholleydoodlem! His lights not all out yet, the liverpooser!
13066Boohoohoo it oose! With seven hores always in the home of his
13067thinkingthings, his nodsloddledome of his noiselisslesoughts. Two Idas,
13068two Evas, two Nessies and Rubyjuby. Phook! No wonder, pipes as
13069kirles, that he sthings like a rheinbok. One bed night he had the
13070delysiums that they were all queens mobbing him. Fell stiff. Oh, ho, ho,
13071ho, ah, he, he! Abedicate yourself. It just gegs our goad. He'll be the
13072deaf of us, pappappoppopcuddle, samblind daiyrudder. Yus, sord, fathe,
13073you woll, putty our wraughther! What we waits be after? Whyfore we
13074come agooding? None of you, cock icy! You keep that henayearn and
13075her fortycantle glim lookbehinder. We might do with rubiny leeses. But
13076of all your wanings send us out your peppydecked ales and you'll not be
13077such a bad lot. The rye is well for whose amind but the wheateny one is
13078proper lovely. B E N K! We sincerestly trust that Missus with the
13079kiddies of sweet Gorteen has not B I N K to their very least tittles
13080deranged if in B U N K and we greesiously augur for your Meggers a B
13081E N K B A N K B O N K to sloop in with all sorts of adceterus and
13082adsaturas. It's our last fight, Megantic, fear you will! The refergee's took
13083to hailing to time the pass. There goes the blackwatchwomen, all in
13084white, flaxed up, purgad! Right toe, Armitage! Tem for Tam at
13085Timmotty Hall! We're been carried away. Beyond bournes and bowers.
13086So we'll leave it to Keyhoe, Danelly and Pykemhyme, the three
13087muskrateers, at the end of this age that had it from Variants' Katey
13088Sherratt that had it from Variants' Katey Sherratt's man for the
13089bonnefacies of Blashwhite and Blushred of the Aquasancta Liffey Patrol
13090to wind up and to tells of all befells after that to Mocked Majesty in the
13091Malincurred Mansion.
13092
13093    So you were saying, boys? Anyhow he what?
13094
13095    So anyhow, melumps and mumpos of the hoose uncommons, after
13096that to wind up that longtobechronickled gettogether thanksbetogiving
13097day at Glenfinnisk-en-la-Valle, the anniversary of his finst homy
13098commulion, after that same barbecue beanfeast was all over poor old
13099hospitable corn and eggfactor, King Roderick O'Conor, the paramount
13100chief polemarch and last preelectric king of Ireland, who was anything
13101you say yourself between fiftyodd and fiftyeven years of age at the time
13102after the socalled last supper he greatly gave in his umbrageous house of
13103the hundred bottles with the radio beamer tower and its hangars,
13104chimbneys and equilines or, at least, he was'nt actually the then last king
13105of all Ireland for the time being for the jolly good reason that he was
13106still such as he was the eminent king of all Ireland himself after the last
13107preeminent king of all Ireland, the whilom joky old top that went before
13108him in the Taharan dynasty, King Arth Mockmorrow Koughenough of
13109the leathered leggions, now of parts unknown, (God guard his generous
13110comicsongbook soul!) that put a poached fowl in the poor man's pot
13111before he took to his pallyass with the weeping eczema for better and
13112worse until he went under the grass quilt on us, nevertheless, the year
13113the sugar was scarce, and we to lather and shave and frizzle him, like a
13114bald surging buoy and himself down to three cows that was meat and
13115drink and dogs and washing to him, 'tis good cause we have to
13116remember it, going through summersultryngs of snow and sleet witht
13117the widow Nolan's goats and the Brownes girls neats anyhow, wait till I
13118tell you, what did he do, poor old Roderick O'Conor Rex, the auspicious
13119waterproof monarch of all Ireland, when he found himself all alone by
13120himself in his grand old handwedown pile after all of them had all gone
13121off with themselves to their castles of mud, as best they cud, on
13122footback, owing to the leak of the McCarthy's mare, in extended order, a
13123tree's length from the longest way out, down the switchbackward slidder
13124of the landsown route of Hauburnea's liveliest vinnage on the brain, the
13125unimportant Parthalonians with the mouldy Firbolgs and the Tuatha de
13126Danaan googs and the ramblers from Clane and all the rest of the
13127notmuchers that he did not care the royal spit out of his ostensible
13128mouth about, well, what do you think he did, sir, but, faix, he just went
13129heeltapping through the winespilth and weevily popcorks that were
13130kneedeep round his own right royal round rollicking toper's table, with
13131his old Roderick Random pullon hat at a Lanty Leary cant on him and
13132Mike Brady's shirt and Greene's linnet collarbow and his Ghenter's
13133gaunts and his Macclefield's swash and his readymade Reillys and his
13134panprestuberian poncho, the body you'd pity him, the way the world is,
13135poor he, the heart of Midleinster and the supereminent lord of them all,
13136overwhelmed as he was with black ruin like a sponge out of water,
13137allocutioning in bellcantos to his own oliverian society MacGuiney's
13138Dreans of Ergen Adams and thruming through all to himself with
13139diversed tonguesed through his old tears and his ould plaised drawl,
13140starkened by the most regal of belches, like a blurney Cashelmagh
13141crooner that lerking Clare air, the blackberd's ballad I've a terrible
13142errible lot todue todie todue tootorribleday, well, what did he go and do
13143at all, His Most Exuberant Majesty King Roderick O'Conor but, arrah
13144bedamnbut, he finalised by lowering his woolly throat with the
13145wonderful midnight thirst was on him, as keen as mustard, he could not
13146tell what he did ale, that bothered he was from head to tail, and,
13147wishawishawish, leave it, what the Irish, boys, can do, if he did'nt go,
13148sliggymaglooral reemyround and suck up, sure enough, like a Trojan, in
13149some particular cases with the assistance of his venerated tongue,
13150whatever surplus rotgut, sorra much, was left by the lazy lousers of
13151maltknights and beerchurls in the different bottoms of the various
13152different replenquished drinking utensils left there behind them on the
13153premisses by that whole hogsheaded firkin family, the departed
13154honourable homegoers and other slygrogging suburbanites, such as it
13155was, fall and fall about, to the brindishing of his charmed life, as
13156toastified by his cheeriubicundenances,no matter whether it was
13157chateaubottled Guiness's or Phoenix brewery stout it was or John
13158Jameson and Sons or Roob Coccola or, for the matter of that,
13159O'Connell's famous old Dublin ale that he wanted like hell, more that
13160halibut oil or jesuits tea, as a fall back, of several different quantities and
13161qualities amounting in all to, I should say, considerably more than the
13162better part of a gill or naggin of imperial dry and liquid measure till,
13163welcome be from us here, till the rising of the morn, till that hen of
13164Kaven's shows her beaconegg, and Chapwellswendows stain our
13165horyhistoricold and Father MacMichael stamps for aitch o'clerk mess
13166and the Litvian Newestlatter is seen, sold and delivered and all's set for
13167restart after the silence, like his ancestors to this day after him (that the
13168blazings of their ouldmouldy gods may attend to them we pray!),
13169overopposides the cowery lad in the corner and forenenst the staregaze
13170of the cathering candled, that adornment of his album and folkenfather
13171of familyans, he came acrash a crupper sort of a sate on accomondation
13172and the very boxst in all his composs, whereuponce, behome the fore for
13173cove and trawlers, heave hone, leave lone, Larry's on the focse and
13174Faugh MacHugh O'Bawlar at the wheel, one to do and one to dare, par
13175by par, a peerless pair, ever here and over there, with his fol the dee oll
13176the doo on the flure of his feats and the feels of the fumes in the wakes
13177of his ears our wineman from Barleyhome he just slumped to throne.
13178
13179    So sailed the stout ship Nansy Hans. From Liff away. For
13180Nattenlaender. As who has come returns. Farvel, farerne! Goodbark,
13181goodbye!
13182
13183    Now follow we out by Starloe!
13184   Chapter 4
13185
13186
13187
13188
13189   — Three quarks for Muster Mark!
13190
13191   Sure he hasn't got much of a bark
13192
13193   And sure any he has it's all beside the mark.
13194
13195   But O, Wreneagle Almighty, wouldn't un be a sky of a lark
13196
13197   To see that old buzzard whooping about for uns shirt in the dark
13198
13199   And he hunting round for uns speckled trousers around by
13200Palmerstown Park?
13201
13202   Hohohoho, moulty Mark!
13203
13204   You're the rummest old rooster ever flopped out of a Noah's ark
13205    And you think you're cock of the wark.
13206
13207    Fowls, up! Tristy's the spry young spark
13208
13209    That'll tread her and wed her and bed her and red her
13210
13211    Without ever winking the tail of a feather
13212
13213    And that's how that chap's going to make his money and mark!
13214
13215
13216
13217    Overhoved, shrillgleescreaming. That song sang seaswans. The
13218winging ones. Seahawk, seagull, curlew and plover, kestrel and
13219capercallzie. All the birds of the sea they trolled out rightbold when they
13220smacked the big kuss of Trustan with Usolde.
13221
13222    And there they were too, when it was dark, whilest the wildcaps was
13223circling, as slow their ship, the winds aslight, upborne the fates, the
13224wardorse moved, by courtesy of Mr Deaubaleau Downbellow
13225Kaempersally, listening in, as hard as they could, in Dubbeldorp, the
13226donker, by the tourneyold of the wattarfalls, with their vuoxens and they
13227kemin in so hattajocky (only a quartebuck askull for the last acts) to the
13228solans and the sycamores and the wild geese and the gannets and the
13229migratories and the mistlethrushes and the auspices and all the birds of
13230the rockbysuckerassousyoceanal sea, all four of them, all sighing and
13231sobbing, and listening. Moykle ahoykling!
13232
13233    They were the big four, the four maaster waves of Erin, all listening,
13234four. There was old Matt Gregory and then besides old Matt there was
13235old Marcus Lyons, the four waves, and oftentimes they used to be
13236saying grace together, right enough, bausnabeatha, in Miracle Squeer:
13237here now we are the four of us: old Matt Gregory and old Marcus and
13238old Luke Tarpey: the four of us and sure, thank God, there are no more
13239of us: and, sure now, you wouldn't go and forget and leave out the other
13240fellow and old Johnny MacDougall: the four of us and no more of us
13241and so now pass the fish for Christ sake, Amen: the way they used to be
13242saying their grace before fish, repeating itself, after the interims of
13243Augusburgh for auld lang syne. And so there they were, with their
13244palms in their hands, like the pulchrum's proculs, spraining their ears,
13245luistening and listening to the oceans of kissening, with their eyes
13246glistening, all the four, when he was kiddling and cuddling and
13247bunnyhugging scrumptious his colleen bawn and dinkum belle, an oscar
13248sister, on the fifteen inch loveseat, behind the chieftaness stewardesses
13249cubin, the hero, of Gaelic champion, the onliest one of her choice, her
13250bleaueyedeal of a girl's friend, neither bigugly nor smallnice, meaning
13251pretty much everything to her then, with his sinister dexterity, light and
13252rufthandling, vicemversem her ragbags et assaucyetiams, fore and aft,
13253on and offsides, the brueburnt sexfutter, handson and huntsem, that was
13254palpably wrong and bulbubly improper, and cuddling her and kissing
13255her, tootyfay charmaunt, in her ensemble of maidenna blue, with an
13256overdress of net, tickled with goldies, Isolamisola, and whisping and
13257lisping her about Trisolanisans, how one was whips for one was two and
13258two was lips for one was three, and dissimulating themself, with his
13259poghue like Arrah-na-poghue, the dear dear annual, they all four
13260remembored who made the world and how they used to be at that time
13261in the vulgar ear cuddling and kiddling her, after an oyster supper in
13262Cullen's barn, from under her mistlethrush and kissing and listening, in
13263the good old bygone days of Dion Boucicault, the elder, in Arrah-
13264napogue, in the otherworld of the passing of the key of Twotongue
13265Common, with Nush, the carrier of the word, and with Mesh, the cutter
13266of the reed, in one of the farback, pitchblack centuries when who made
13267the world, when they knew O'Clery, the man on the door, when they
13268were all four collegians on the nod, neer the Nodderlands Nurskery,
13269whiteboys and oakboys, peep of tim boys and piping tom boys, raising
13270hell while the sin was shining, with their slates and satchels, playing
13271Florian's fables and communic suctions and vellicar frictions with
13272mixum members, in the Queen's Ultonian colleges, along with another
13273fellow, a prime number, Totius Quotius, and paying a pot of tribluts to
13274Boris O'Brien, the buttler of Clumpthump, two looves, two turnovers
13275plus (one) crown, to see the mad dane ating his vitals. Wulf! Wulf! And
13276throwing his tongue in the snakepit. Ah ho! The ladies have mercias! It
13277brought the dear prehistoric scenes all back again, as fresh as of yore,
13278Matt and Marcus, natural born lovers of nature, in all her moves and
13279senses, and after that now there he was, that mouth of mandibles, vowed
13280to pure beauty, and his Arrah-na-poghue, when she murmurously, after
13281she let a cough, gave her firm order, if he wouldn't please mind, for a
13282sings to one hope a dozen of the best favourite lyrical national blooms
13283in Luvillicit, though not too much, reflecting on the situation, drinking
13284in draughts of purest air serene and revelling in the great outdoors,
13285before the four of them, in the fair fine night, whilst the stars shine
13286bright, by she light of he moon, we longed to be spoon, before her
13287honeyoldloom, the plaint effect being in point of fact there being in the
13288whole, a seatuition so shocking and scandalous and now, thank God,
13289there were no more of them and he poghuing and poghuing like the
13290Moreigner bowed his crusted hoed and Tilly the Tailor's Tugged a Tar
13291in the Arctic Newses Dagsdogs number and there they were, like a
13292foremasters in the rolls, listening, to Rolando's deepen darblun Ossian
13293roll, (Lady, it was just too gorgeous, that expense of a lovely tint,
13294embellished by the charms of art and very well conducted and nicely
13295mannered and all the horrid rudy noisies locked up in nasty cubbyhole!)
13296as tired as they were, the three jolly topers, with their mouths watering,
13297all the four, the old connubial men of the sea, yambing around with their
13298old pantometer, in duckasaloppics, Luke and Johnny MacDougall and
13299all wishening for anything at all of the bygone times, the wald times and
13300the fald times and the hempty times and the dempty times, for a cup of
13301kindness yet, for four farback tumblerfuls of woman squash, with them,
13302all four, listening and spraining their ears for the millennium and all
13303their mouths making water.
13304
13305    Johnny. Ah well, sure, that's the way (up) and it so happened there
13306was poor Matt Gregory (up), their pater familias, and (up) the others and
13307now really and (up) truly they were four dear old heladies and really
13308they looked awfully pretty and so nice and bespectable and after that
13309they had their fathomglasses to find out all the fathoms and their half a
13310tall hat, just now like the old Merquus of Pawerschoof, the old
13311determined despot, (quiescents in brage!) only for the extrusion of the
13312saltwater or the auctioneer there dormont, in front of the place near
13313O'Clery's, at the darkumound numbur wan, beside that ancient Dame
13314street, where the statue of Mrs Dana O'Connell, prostituent behind the
13315Trinity College, that arranges all the auctions of the valuable colleges,
13316Bootersbay Sisters, like the auctioneer Battersby Sisters, the
13317prumisceous creaters, that sells all the emancipated statues and
13318flowersports, James H. Tickell, the jaypee, off Hoggin Green, after he
13319made the centuries, going to the tailturn horseshow, before the angler
13320nomads flood, along with another fellow, active impalsive, and the
13321shoeblacks and the redshanks and plebeians and the barrancos and the
13322cappunchers childerun, Jules, everyone, Gotopoxy, with the houghers
13323on them, highstepping the fissure and fracture lines, seven five threes
13324up, three five sevens down, to get out of his way, onasmuck as their
13325withers conditions could not possibly have been improved upon,
13326(praisers be to deeseesee!) like hopolopocattls, erumping oround their
13327Judgity Yaman, and all the tercentenary horses and priest hunters, from
13328the Curragh, and confusionaries and the authorities, Noord Amrikaans
13329and Suid Aferican cattleraiders (so they say) all over like a tiara
13330dullfuoco, in his grey half a tall hat and his amber necklace and his
13331crimson harness and his leathern jib and his cheapshein hairshirt and his
13332scotobrit sash and his parapilagian gallowglasses (how do you do,
13333jaypee, Elevato!) to find out all the improper colleges (and how do you
13334do, Mr Dame James? Get out of my way!), forkbearded and bluetoothed
13335and bellied and boneless, from Strathlyffe and Aylesburg and
13336Northumberland Anglesey, the whole yaghoodurt sweepstakings and all
13337the horsepowers. But now, talking of hayastdanars and wolkingology
13338and how our seaborn isle came into exestuance, (the explutor, his three
13339andesiters and the two pantellarias) that reminds me about the
13340manausteriums of the poor Marcus of Lyons and poor Johnny, the
13341patrician, and what do you think of the four of us and there they were
13342now, listening right enough, the four saltwater widowers, and all they
13343could remembore, long long ago in the olden times Momonian, throw
13344darker hour sorrows, the princest day, when Fair Margrate waited
13345Swede Villem, and Lally in the rain, with the blank prints, now extincts,
13346after the wreak of Wormans' Noe, the barmaisigheds, when my heart
13347knew no care, and after that then there was the official landing of Lady
13348Jales Casemate, in the year of the flood 1132 S.O.S., and the christening
13349of Queen Baltersby, the Fourth Buzzersbee, according to Her Grace the
13350bishop Senior, off the whate shape, and then there was the drowning of
13351Pharoah and all his pedestrians and they were all completely drowned
13352into the sea, the red sea, and then poor Merkin Cornyngwham, the
13353official out of the castle on pension, when he was completely drowned
13354off Erin Isles, at that time, suir knows, in the red sea and a lovely
13355mourning paper and thank God, as Saman said, there were no more of
13356him. And that now was how it was. The arzurian deeps o'er his
13357humbodumbones sweeps. And his widdy the giddy is wreathing her
13358murmoirs as her gracest triput to the Grocery Trader's Manthly. Mind
13359mand gunfree by Gladeys Rayburn! Runtable's Reincorporated. The
13360new world presses. Where the old conk cruised now croons the yunk.
13361Exeunc throw a darras Kram of Llawnroc, ye gink guy, kirked into yord.
13362Enterest attawonder Wehpen, luftcat revol, fairescapading in his natsirt.
13363Tuesy tumbles. And mild aunt Liza is as loose as her neese. Fulfest
13364withim inbrace behent. As gent would deem oncontinent. So mulct per
13365wenche is Elsker woed. Ne hath his thrysting. Fin. Like the newcasters
13366in their old plyable of A Royenne Devours. Jazzaphoney and Mirillovis
13367and Nippy she nets best. Fing. Ay, ay! Sobbos. And so he was. Sabbus.
13368
13369    Marcus. And after that, not forgetting, there was the Flemish
13370armada, all scattered, and all officially drowned, there and then, on a
13371lovely morning, after the universal flood, at about aleven thirtytwo was
13372it? off the coast of Cominghome and Saint Patrick, the anabaptist, and
13373Saint Kevin, the lacustrian, with toomuch of tolls and lottance of
13374beggars, after converting Porterscout and Dona, our first marents, and
13375Lapoleon, the equestrian, on his whuite hourse of Hunover, rising
13376Clunkthurf over Cabinhogan and all they remembored and then there
13377was the Frankish floot of Noahsdobahs, from Hedalgoland, round about
13378the freebutter year of Notre Dame 1132 P.P.O. or so, disumbunking
13379from under Motham General Bonaboche, (noo poopery!) in his half a
13380grey traditional hat, alevoila come alevilla, and after that there he was,
13381so terrestrial, like a Nailscissor, poghuing her scandalous and very
13382wrong, the maid, in single combat, under the sycamores, amid the
13383bludderings from the boom and all the gallowsbirds in Arrah-na-
13384Poghue, so silvestrious, neer the Queen's Colleges, in 1132 Brian or
13385Bride street, behind the century man on the door. And then again they
13386used    to     give     the    grandest     gloriaspanquost     universal
13387howldmoutherhibbert lectures on anarxaquy out of doxarchology (hello,
13388Hibernia!) from sea to sea (Matt speaking!) according to the pictures
13389postcard, with sexon grimmacticals, in the Latimer Roman history, of
13390Latimer repeating himself, from the vicerine of Lord Hugh, the
13391Lacytynant,    till   Bockleyshuts    the   rahjahn    gerachknell    and
13392regnumrockery roundup, (Marcus Lyons speaking!) to the oceanfuls of
13393collegians green and high classes and the poor scholars and all the old
13394trinitarian senate and saints and sages and the Plymouth brethren,
13395droning along, peanzanzangan, and nodding and sleeping away there,
13396like forgetmenots, in her abijance service, round their twelve tables, per
13397pioja at pulga bollas, in the four trinity colleges, for earnasyoulearning
13398Eringrowback, of Ulcer, Moonster, Leanstare and Cannought, the four
13399grandest colleges supper the matther of Erryn, of Killorcure and
13400Killthemall and Killeachother and Killkelly-on-the-Flure, where their
13401role was to rule the round roll that Rollo and Rullo rolled round. Those
13402were the grandest gynecollege histories (Lucas calling, hold the line!) in
13403the Janesdanes Lady Andersdaughter Universary, for auld acquaintance
13404sake (this unitarian lady, breathtaking beauty, Bambam's bonniest, lived
13405to a great age at or in or about the late No. 1132 or No. 1169, bis,
13406Fitzmary Round where she was seen by many and widely liked) for
13407teaching the Fatima Woman history of Fatimiliafamilias, repeating
13408herself, on which purposeth of the spirit of nature as difinely developed
13409in time by psadatepholomy, the past and present (Johnny MacDougall
13410speaking, give me trunks, miss!) and present and absent and past and
13411present and perfect arma virumque romano. Ah, dearo, dear! O weep
13412for the hower when eve aleaves bower! How it did but all come
13413eddaying back to them, if they did but get gaze, gagagniagnian, to hear
13414him there, kiddling and cuddling her, after the gouty old galahat, with
13415his peer of quinnyfears and his troad of thirstuns, so nefarious, from his
13416elevation of one yard one handard and thartytwo lines, before the four of
13417us, in his Roman Catholic arms, while his deepseepeepers gazed and
13418sazed and dazecrazemazed into her dullokbloon rodolling olosheen
13419eyenbowls by the Cornelius Nepos, Mnepos. Anumque, umque. Napoo.
13420
13421    Queh? Quos?
13422
13423    Ah, dearo dearo dear! Bozun braceth brythe hwen gooses gandered
13424gamen. Mahazar ag Dod! It was so scalding sorry for all the whole
13425twice two four of us, with their familiar, making the toten, and Lally
13426when he lost part of his half a hat and all belongings to him, in his old
13427futile manner, cape, towel and drawbreeches, and repeating himself and
13428telling him now, for the seek of Senders Newslaters and the mossacre
13429of Saint Brices, to forget the past, when the burglar he shoved the
13430wretch in churneroil, and contradicting all about Lally, the ballest
13431master of Gosterstown, and his old fellow, the Lagener, in the Locklane
13432Lighthouse, earing his wick with a pierce of railing, and liggen hig with
13433his ladder up, and that oldtime turner and his sadderday erely cloudsing,
13434the old croniony, Skelly, with the lether belly, full of neltts, full of
13435keltts, full of lightweight beltts and all the bald drakes or ever he had up
13436in the bohereen, off Artsichekes Road, with Moels and Mahmullagh
13437Mullarty, the man in the Oran mosque, and the old folks at home and
13438Duignan and Lapole and the grand confarreation, as per the cabbangers
13439richestore, of the filest archives, and he couldn't stop laughing over Tom
13440Tim Tarpey, the Welshman, and the four middleaged widowers, all
13441nangles, sangles, angles and wangles. And now, that reminds me, not to
13442forget the four of the Welsh waves, leaping laughing, in their Lumbag
13443Walk, over old Battleshore and Deaddleconchs, in their half a Roman
13444hat, with an ancient Greek gloss on it, in Chichester College auction
13445and, thank God, they were all summarily divorced, four years before, or
13446so they say, by their dear poor shehusbands, in dear byword days, and
13447never brought to mind, to see no more the rainwater on the floor but still
13448they parted, raining water laughing, per Nupiter Privius, only terpary, on
13449the best of terms and be forgot, whilk was plainly foretolk by their old
13450pilgrim cocklesong or they were singing through the wettest indies As I
13451was going to Burrymecarott we fell in with a lout by the name of
13452Peebles as also in another place by their orthodox proverb so there was
13453said thus That old fellow knows milk though he's not used to it latterly.
13454And so they parted. In Dalkymont nember to. Ay, ay. The good go and
13455the wicked is left over. As evil flows so Ivel flows. Ay, ay. Ah, well
13456sure, that's the way. As the holymaid of Kunut said to the haryman of
13457Koombe. For his humple pesition in odvices. Woman. Squash. Part. Ay,
13458ay. By decree absolute.
13459
13460    Lucas. And, O so well they could remembore at that time, when
13461Carpery of the Goold Fins was in the kingship of Poolland, Mrs
13462Dowager Justice Squalchman, foorsitter, in her fullbottom wig and
13463beard, (Erminia Reginia!) in or aring or around about the year of buy in
13464disgrace 1132 or 1169 or 1768 Y.W.C.A., at the Married Male
13465Familyman's Auctioneer's court in Arrahnacuddle. Poor Johnny of the
13466clan of the Dougals, the poor Scuitsman, (Hohannes!) nothing if not
13467amorous, dinna forget, so frightened (Zweep! Zweep!) on account of her
13468full bottom, (undullable attraxity!) that put the yearl of mercies on him,
13469and the four maasters, in chors, with a hing behangd them, because he
13470was so slow to borstel her schoon for her, when he was grooming her
13471ladyship, instead of backscratching her materfamilias proper, like any
13472old methodist, and all divorced and innasense interdict, in the middle of
13473the temple, according to their dear faithful. Ah, now, it was too bad, too
13474bad and stout entirely, all the missoccurs; and poor Mark or Marcus
13475Bowandcoat, from the brownesberrow in nolandsland, the poor old
13476chronometer, all persecuted with ally croaker by everybody, by decree
13477absolute, through Herrinsilde, because he forgot himself, making wind
13478and water, and made a Neptune's mess of all of himself, sculling over
13479the giamond's courseway, and because he forgot to remember to sign an
13480old morning proxy paper, a writing in request to hersute herself, on
13481stamped bronnanoleum, from Roneo to Giliette, before saying his grace
13482before fish and then and there and too there was poor Dion Cassius
13483Poosycomb, all drowned too, before the world and her husband, because
13484it was most improper and most wrong, when he attempted to (well, he
13485was shocking poor in his health, he said, with the shingles falling off
13486him), because he (ah, well now, peaces pea to Wedmore and let not the
13487song go dumb upon your Ire, as we say in the Spasms of Davies, and we
13488won't be too hard on him as an old Manx presbyterian) and after that, as
13489red as a Rosse is, he made his last will and went to confession, like the
13490general of the Berkeleyites, at the rim of the rom, on his two bare
13491marrowbones, to Her Worship his Mother and Sister Evangelist
13492Sweainey, on Cailcainnin widnight and he was so sorry, he was really,
13493because he left the bootybutton in the handsome cab and now, tell the
13494truth, unfriends never, (she was his first messes dogess and it was a very
13495pretty peltry and there were faults on both sides) well, he attempted (or
13496so they say) ah, now, forget and forgive (don't we all?) and, sure, he was
13497only funning with his andrewmartins and his old age coming over him,
13498well, he attempted or, the Connachy, he was tempted to attempt some
13499hunnish familiarities, after eten a bad carmp in the rude ocean and,
13500hevantonoze sure, he was dead seasickabed (it was really too bad!) her
13501poor old divorced male, in the housepays for the daying at the Martyr
13502Mrs MacCawley's, where at the time he was taying and toying, to hold
13503the nursetendered hand, (ah, the poor old coax!) and count the buttons
13504and her hand and frown on a bad crab and doying to remembore what
13505doed they were byorn and who made a who a snore. Ah dearo dearo
13506dear!
13507
13508    And where do you leave Matt Emeritus? The laychief of
13509Abbotabishop? And exchullard of ffrench and gherman. Achoch! They
13510were all so sorgy for poorboir Matt in his saltwater hat, with the Aran
13511crown, or she grew that out of, too big for him, of or Mnepos and his
13512overalls, all falling over her in folds — sure he hadn't the heart in her to
13513pull them up — poor Matt, the old perigrime matriarch, and a queenly
13514man, (the porple blussing upon them!) sitting there, the sole of the
13515settlement, below ground, for an expiatory rite, in postulation of his
13516cause, (who shall say?) in her beaver bonnet, the king of the Caucuses, a
13517family all to himself, under geasa, Themistletocles, on his multilingual
13518tombstone, like Navellicky Kamen, and she due to kid by sweetpea
13519time, with her face to the wall, in view of the poorhouse, and taking his
13520rust in the oxsight of Iren, under all the auspices, amid the rattle of
13521hailstorms, kalospintheochromatokreening, with her ivyclad hood, and
13522gripping an old pair of curling tongs, belonging to Mrs Duna O'Cannell,
13523to blow his brains with, till the heights of Newhigherland heard the
13524Bristolhut, with his can of tea and a purse of alfred cakes from Anne
13525Lynch and two cuts of Shackleton's brown loaf and dilisk, waiting for
13526the end to come. Gordon Heighland, when you think of it! The merthe
13527dirther! Ah ho! It was too bad entirely! All devoured by active
13528parlourmen, laudabiliter, of woman squelch and all on account of the
13529smell of Shakeletin and scratchman and his mouth watering, acid and
13530alkolic; signs on the salt, and so now pass the loaf for Christ sake.
13531Amen. And so. And all.
13532
13533    Matt. And loaf. So that was the end. And it can't be helped. Ah, God
13534be good to us! Poor Andrew Martin Cunningham! Take breath! Ay! Ay!
13535
13536    And still and all at that time of the dynast days of old konning
13537Soteric Sulkinbored and Bargomuster Bart, when they struck coil and
13538shock haunts, in old Hungerford-on-Mudway, where first I met thee
13539oldpoetryck flied from may and the Finnan haddies and the Noal Sharks
13540and the muckstails turtles like an acoustic pottish and the griesouper
13541bullyum and how he poled him up his boccat of vuotar and got big buzz
13542for his name in the airweek's honours from home, colonies and empire,
13543they were always with assisting grace, thinking (up) and not forgetting
13544about shims and shawls week, in auld land syne (up) their four
13545hosenbands, that were four (up) beautiful sister misters, now happily
13546married, unto old Gallstonebelly, and there they were always counting
13547and contradicting every night 'tis early the lovely mother of periwinkle
13548buttons, according to the lapper part of their anachronism (up one up
13549two up one up four) and after that there now she was, in the end, the
13550deary, soldpowder and all, the beautfour sisters, and that was her
13551mudhen republican name, right enough, from alum and oves, and they
13552used to be getting up from under, in their tape and straw garlands, with
13553all the worries awake in their hair, at the kookaburra bell ringring all
13554wrong inside of them (come in, come on, you lazy loafs!) all inside their
13555poor old Shandon bellbox (come out to hell, you lousy louts!) so
13556frightened, for the dthclangavore, like knockneeghs bumpsed by the
13557fisterman's straights, (ys! ys!), at all hours every night, on their
13558mistletoes, the four old oldsters, to see was the Transton Postscript
13559come, with their oerkussens under their armsaxters, all puddled and
13560mythified, the way the wind wheeled the schooler round, when nobody
13561wouldn't even let them rusten, from playing their gastspiels, crossing
13562their sleep by the shocking silence, when they were in dreams of yore,
13563standing behind the door, or leaning out of the chair, or kneeling under
13564the sofacover and setting on the souptureen, getting into their way
13565something barbarous, changing the one wet underdown convibrational
13566bed or they used to slumper under, when hope was there no more, and
13567putting on their half a hat and falling over all synopticals and a
13568panegyric and repeating themselves, like svvollovving, like the time
13569they were dadging the talkeycook that chased them, look look all round
13570the stool, walk everywhere for a jool, to break fyre to all the rancers, to
13571collect all and bits of brown, the rathure's evelopment in spirits of time
13572in all fathom of space and slooping around in a bawneen and bath
13573slippers and go away to Oldpatrick and see a doctor Walker. And after
13574that so glad they had their night tentacles and there they used to be,
13575flapping and cycling, and a dooing a doonloop, panementically, around
13576the waists of the ships, in the wake of their good old Foehn again, as
13577tyred as they were, at their windswidths in the waveslength, the
13578clipperbuilt and the five fourmasters and Lally of the cleftoft bagoderts
13579and Roe of the fair cheats, exchanging fleas from host to host, with
13580arthroposophia, and he selling him before he forgot, issle issle, after
13581having prealably dephlegmatised his gutterful of throatyfrogs, with a
13582lungible fong in his suckmouth ear, while the dear invoked to the coolun
13583dare by a palpabrows lift left no doubt in his minder, till he was instant
13584and he was trustin, sister soul in brother hand, the subjects being their
13585passion grand, that one fresh from the cow about Aithne Meithne
13586married a mailde and that one too from Engrvakon saga abooth a gooth
13587a gev a gotheny egg and the parkside pranks of quality queens, katte
13588efter kinne, for Earl Hoovedsoon's choosing and Huber and Harman
13589orhowwhen      theeuponthus      (chchch!)    eysolt    of    binnoculises
13590memostinmust egotum sabcunsciously senses upers the deprofundity of
13591multimathematical immaterialities wherebejubers in the pancosmic urge
13592the allimmanence of that which Itself is Itself Alone (hear, O hear,
13593Caller Errin!) exteriorises on this ourherenow plane in disunited solod,
13594likeward and gushious bodies with (science, say!) perilwhitened
13595passionpanting pugnoplangent intuitions of reunited selfdom (murky
13596whey, abstrew adim!) in the higherdimissional selfless Allself,
13597theemeeng Narsty meetheeng Idoless, and telling Jolly MacGolly, dear
13598mester John, the belated dishevelled, hacking away at a parchment pied,
13599and all the other analist, the steamships ant the ladies'foursome, ovenfor,
13600nedenfor, dinkety, duk, downalupping, (how long tandem!) like a
13601foreretyred schoonmasters, and their pair of green eyes and peering in,
13602so they say, like the narcolepts on the lakes of Coma, through the
13603steamy windows, into the honeymoon cabins, on board the big
13604steamadories, made by Fumadory, and the saloon ladies' madorn toilet
13605chambers lined over prawn silk and rub off the salty catara off a
13606windows and, hee hee, listening, qua committe, the poor old quakers,
13607oben the dure, to see all the hunnishmooners and the firstclass ladies,
13608serious me, a lass spring as you fancy, and sheets far from the lad,
13609courting in blankets, enfamillias, and, shee shee, all improper, in a
13610lovely mourning toilet, for the rosecrumpler, the thrilldriver, the
13611sighinspirer, with that olive throb in his nude neck, and, swayin and
13612thayin, thanks ever so much for the tiny quote, which sought of maid
13613everythingling again so very much more delightafellay, and the perfidly
13614suite of her, bootyfilly yours, under all their familiarities, by preventing
13615grace, forgetting to say their grace before chambadory, before going to
13616boat with the verges of the chaptel of the opering of the month of Nema
13617Knatut, so pass the poghue for grace sake. Amen. And all, hee hee hee,
13618quaking, so fright, and, shee shee, shaking. Aching. Ay, ay.
13619
13620    For it was then a pretty thing happened of pure diversion mayhap,
13621when his flattering hend, at the justright moment, like perchance some
13622cook of corage might clip the lad on a poot of porage handshut his
13623duckhouse, the vivid girl, deaf with love, (ah sure, you know her, our
13624angel being, one of romance's fadeless wonderwomen, and, sure now,
13625we all know you dote on her even unto date!) with a queeleetlecree of
13626joysis crisis she renulited their disunited, with ripy lepes to ropy lopes
13627(the dear o'dears!) and the golden importunity of aloofer's leavetime,
13628when, as quick, is greased pigskin, Amoricas Champius, with one
13629aragan throust, druve the massive of virilvigtoury flshpst the both lines
13630of forwards (Eburnea's down, boys!) rightjingbangshot into the goal of
13631her gullet.
13632
13633    Alris!
13634
13635    And now, upright and add them! And plays be honest! And pullit
13636into yourself, as on manowoman do another! Candidately, everybody! A
13637mot for amot. Comong, meng, and douh! There was this,
13638wellyoumaycallher, a strapping modern old ancient Irish prisscess, so
13639and so hands high, such and such paddock weight, in her madapolam
13640smock, nothing under her hat but red hair and solid ivory (now you
13641know it's true in your hardup hearts!) and a firstclass pair of bedroom
13642eyes, of most unhomy blue, (how weak we are, one and all!) the charm
13643of favour's fond consent! Could you blame her, we're saying, for one
13644psocoldlogical moment? What would Ewe do? With that so tiresome old
13645milkless a ram, with his tiresome duty peck and his bronchial tubes, the
13646tiresome old hairyg orangogran beaver, in his tiresome old
13647twennysixandsixpenny       sheopards      plods    drowsers      and    his
13648thirtybobandninepenny tails plus toop! Hagakhroustioun! It were too
13649exceeding really if one woulds to offer at sulk an oldivirdual a pinge of
13650hinge hit. The mainest thing ever! Since Edem was in the boags noavy.
13651No, no, the dear heaven knows, and the farther the from it, if the whole
13652stole stale mis betold, whoever the gulpable, and whatever the pulpous
13653was, the twooned togethered, and giving the mhost phassionable
13654wheathers, they were doing a lally a lolly a dither a duther one lelly two
13655dather three lilly four dother. And it was a fiveful moment for the poor
13656old timetetters, ticktacking, in tenk the count. Till the spark that plugged
13657spared the chokee he gripped and (volatile volupty, how brieved are thy
13658lunguings!) they could and they could hear like of a lisp lapsing, that
13659was her knight of the truths thong plipping out of her chapellledeosy,
13660after where he had gone and polped the questioned. Plop.
13661
13662    Ah now, it was tootwoly torrific, the mummurrlubejubes! And then
13663after that they used to be so forgetful, counting motherpeributts (up one
13664up four) to membore her beaufu mouldern maiden name, for
13665overflauwing, by the dream of woman the owneirist, in forty lands.
13666From Greg and Doug on poor Greg and Mat and Mar and Lu and Jo,
13667now happily buried, our four! And there she was right enough, that
13668lovely sight enough, the girleen bawn asthore, as for days galore, of
13669planxty Gregory. Egory. O bunket not Orwin! Ay, ay.
13670
13671    But, sure, that reminds me now, like another tellmastory repeating
13672yourself, how they used to be in lethargy's love, at the end of it all, at
13673that time (up) always, tired and all, after doing the mousework and
13674making it up, over their community singing (up) the top loft of the
13675voicebox, of Mamalujo like the senior follies at murther magrees,
13676squatting round, two by two, the four confederates, with Caxons the
13677Coswarn, up the wet air register in Old Man's House, Millenium Road,
13678crowning themselves in lauraly branches, with their cold knees and their
13679poor (up) quad rupeds, ovasleep, and all dolled up, for their blankets
13680and materny mufflers and plimsoles and their bowl of brown shackle
13681and milky and boterham clots, a potion a peace, a piece aportion, a lepel
13682alip, alup a lap, for a cup of kindest yet, with hold take hand and nurse
13683and only touch of ate, a lovely munkybown and for xmell and wait the
13684pinch and prompt poor Marcus Lyons to be not beheeding the skillet on
13685for the live of ghosses but to pass the teeth for choke sake, Amensch,
13686when it so happen they were all sycamore and by the world forgot, since
13687the phlegmish hoopicough, for all a possabled, after ete a bad cramp and
13688johnny magories, and backscrat the poor bedsores and the farthing dip,
13689their caschal pandle of magnegnousioum, and read a letter or two every
13690night, before going to dodo sleep atrance, with their catkins coifs, in the
13691twilight, a capitaletter, for further auspices, on their old one page codex
13692book of old year's eve 1132, M.M.L.J. old style, their Senchus Mor, by
13693his fellow girl, the Mrs Shemans, in her summer seal houseonsample,
13694with the caracul broadtail, her totam in tutu, final buff noonmeal edition,
13695in the regatta covers, uptenable from the orther, for to regul their reves
13696by incubation, and Lally, through their gangrene spentacles, and all the
13697good or they did in their time, the rigorists, for Roe and O'Mulcnory a
13698Conry ap Mul or Lap ap Morion and Buffler ap Matty Mac Gregory for
13699Marcus on Podex by Daddy de Wyer, old bagabroth, beeves and
13700scullogues, churls and vassals, in same, sept and severalty and one by
13701one and sing a mamalujo. To the heroest champion of Eren and his
13702braceoelanders and Gowan, Gawin and Gonne.
13703
13704    And after that now in the future, please God, after nonpenal start, all
13705repeating ourselves, in medios loquos, from where he got a useful arm
13706busy on the touchline, due south of her western shoulder down to death
13707and the love embrace, with an interesting tallow complexion and all
13708now united, sansfamillias, let us ran on to say oremus prayer and
13709homeysweet homely, after fully realising the gratifying experiences of
13710highly continental evenements, for meter and peter to temple an eslaap,
13711for auld acquaintance, to Peregrine and Michael and Farfassa and
13712Peregrine, for navigants et peregrinantibus, in all the old imperial and
13713Fionnachan sea and for vogue awallow to a Miss Yiss, you fascinator,
13714you, sing a lovasteamadorion to Ladyseyes, here's Tricks and Doelsy,
13715delightfully ours, in her doaty ducky little blue and roll his hoop and
13716how she ran, when wit won free, the dimply blissed and awfully bucked,
13717right glad we never shall forget, thoh the dayses gone still they loves
13718young dreams and old Luke with his kingly leer, so wellworth watching,
13719and Senchus Mor, possessed of evident notoriety, and another more of
13720the bigtimers, to name no others, of whom great things were expected in
13721the fulmfilming department, for the lives of Lazarus and auld luke syne
13722and she haihaihail her kobbor kohinor sehehet on the praze savohole
13723shanghai.
13724
13725    Hear, O hear, Iseult la belle! Tristan, sad hero, hear! The Lambeg
13726drum, the Lombog reed, the Lumbag fiferer, the Limibig brazenaze.
13727
13728
13729
13730    Anno Domini nostri sancti Jesu Christi
13731
13732    Nine hundred and ninetynine million pound sterling in the blueblack
13733bowels of the bank of Ulster.
13734
13735    Braw bawbees and good gold pounds, galore, my girleen, a
13736Sunday'll prank thee finely.
13737
13738    And no damn loutll come courting thee or by the mother of the Holy
13739Ghost there'll be murder!
13740
13741
13742
13743    O, come all ye sweet nymphs of Dingle beach to cheer Brinabride
13744queen from Sybil surfriding
13745    In her curragh of shells of daughter of pearl and her
13746silverymonnblue mantle round her.
13747
13748    Crown of the waters, brine on her brow, she'll dance them a jig and
13749jilt them fairly.
13750
13751    Yerra, why would she bide with Sig Sloomysides or the grogram
13752grey barnacle gander?
13753
13754
13755
13756    You won't need be lonesome, Lizzy my love, when your beau gets his
13757glut of cold meat and hot soldiering
13758
13759    Nor wake in winter, window machree, but snore sung in my old
13760Balbriggan surtout.
13761
13762    Wisha, won't you agree now to take me from the middle, say, of next
13763week on, for the balance of my days, for nothing (what?) as your own
13764nursetender?
13765
13766    A power of highsteppers died game right enough — but who,
13767acushla, 'll beg coppers for you?
13768
13769
13770
13771    I tossed that one long before anyone.
13772
13773    It was of a wet good Friday too she was ironing and, as I'm given
13774now to understand, she was always mad gone on me.
13775
13776    Grand goosegreasing we had entirely with an allnight eiderdown
13777bed picnic to follow.
13778    By the cross of Cong, says she, rising up Saturday in the twilight
13779from under me, Mick, Nick the Maggot or whatever your name is, you're
13780the mose likable lad that's come my ways yet from the barony of
13781Bohermore.
13782
13783
13784
13785    Mattheehew, Markeehew, Lukeehew, Johnheehewheehew! Haw!
13786
13787    And still a light moves long the river. And stiller the mermen ply
13788their keg.
13789
13790    Its pith is full. The way is free. Their lot is cast.
13791
13792    So, to john for a john, johnajeams, led it be!
13793Book III
13794   Chapter 1
13795
13796
13797
13798
13799   Hark!
13800
13801   Tolv two elf kater ten (it can't be) sax.
13802
13803   Hork!
13804
13805   Pedwar pemp foify tray (it must be) twelve.
13806
13807   And low stole o'er the stillness the heartbeats of sleep.
13808
13809   White fogbow spans. The arch embattled. Mark as capsules. The
13810nose of the man who was nought like the nasoes. It is self tinted,
13811wrinkling, ruddled. His kep is a gorsecone. He am Gascon Titubante of
13812Tegmine - sub - Fagi whose fixtures are mobiling so wobiling befear my
13813remembrandts. She, exhibit next, his Anastashie. She has prayings in
13814lowdelph. Zeehere green eggbrooms. What named blautoothdmand is
13815yon who stares? Gugurtha! Gugurtha! He has becco of wild hindigan.
13816Ho, he hath hornhide! And hvis now is for you. Pensée! The most
13817beautiful of woman of the veilch veilchen veilde. She would kidds to
13818my voult of my palace, with obscidian luppas, her aal in her dhove's
13819suckling. Apagemonite! Come not nere! Black! Switch out!
13820
13821    Methought as I was dropping asleep somepart in nonland of where's
13822please (and it was when you and they were we) I heard at zero hour as
13823'twere the peal of vixen's laughter among midnight's chimes from out
13824the belfry of the cute old speckled church tolling so faint a goodmantrue
13825as nighthood's unseen violet rendered all animated greatbritish and Irish
13826objects nonviewable to human watchers save 'twere perchance anon
13827some glistery gleam darkling adown surface of affluvial flowandflow as
13828again might seem garments of laundry reposing a leasward close at hand
13829in full expectation. And as I was jogging along in a dream as dozing I
13830was dawdling, arrah, methought broadtone was heard and the creepers
13831and the gliders and flivvers of the earth breath and the dancetongues of
13832the woodfires and the hummers in their ground all vociferated
13833echoating: Shaun! Shaun! Post the post! with a high voice and O, the
13834higher on high the deeper and low, I heard him so! And lo, mescemed
13835somewhat came of the noise and somewho might amove allmurk. Now,
13836'twas as clump, now mayhap. When look, was light and now 'twas as
13837flasher, now moren as the glaow. Ah, in unlitness 'twas in very
13838similitude, bless me, 'twas his belted lamp! Whom we dreamt was a
13839shaddo, sure, he's lightseyes, the laddo! Blessed momence, O romence,
13840he's growing to stay! Ay, he who so swayed a will of a wisp before me,
13841hand prop to hand, prompt side to the pros, dressed like an earl in just
13842the correct wear, in a classy mac Frieze o'coat of far suparior
13843ruggedness, indigo braw, tracked and tramped, and an Irish ferrier
13844collar, freeswinging with mereswin lacers from his shoulthern and thick
13845welted brogues on him hammered to suit the scotsmost public and
13846climate, iron heels and sparable soles, and his jacket of providence
13847wellprovided woolies with a softrolling lisp of a lapel to it and great
13848sealingwax buttons, a good helping bigger than the slots for them, of
13849twentytwo carrot krasnapoppsky red and his invulnerable burlap
13850whiskcoat and his popular choker, Tamagnum sette-and-forte and his
13851loud boheem toy and the damasker's overshirt he sported inside, a
13852starspangled zephyr with a decidedly surpliced crinklydoodle front with
13853his motto through dear life embrothred over it in peas, rice, and
13854yeggyyolk, Or for royal, Am for Mail, R.M.D. hard cash on the nail and
13855the most successfully carried gigot turnups now you ever, (what a
13856pairfact crease! how amsolookly kersse!) breaking over the ankle and
13857hugging the shoeheel, everything the best none other from (Ah, then
13858may the turtle's blessings of God and Mary and Haggispatrick and
13859Huggisbrigid be souptumbling all over him!) other than (and may his
13860hundred thousand welcome stewed letters, relayed wand postchased,
13861multiply, ay faith, and plultiply!) Shaun himself.
13862   What a picture primitive!
13863
13864   Had I the concordant wiseheads of Messrs Gregory and Lyons
13865alongside of Dr Tarpey's and I dorsay the reverend Mr Mac Dougall's,
13866but I, poor ass, am but as their fourpart tinckler's dunkey. Yet
13867methought Shaun (holy messonger angels be uninterruptedly nudging
13868him among and along the winding ways of random ever!) Shaun in
13869proper person (now may all the blueblacksliding constellations continue
13870to shape his changeable timetable!) stood before me. And I pledge you
13871my agricultural word by the hundred and sixty odds rods and cones of
13872this even's vision that young fellow looked the stuff, the Bel of Beaus'
13873Walk, a prime card if ever was! Pep? Now without deceit it is hardly too
13874much to say he was looking grand, so fired smart, in much more than
13875his usual health. No mistaking that beamish brow! There was one for
13876you that ne'er would nunch with good Duke Humphrey but would aight
13877through the months without a sign of an err in hem and then, otherwise
13878rounding, fourale to the lees of Traroe. Those jehovial oyeglances! The
13879heart of the rool! And hit the hencoop. He was immense, topping swell
13880for he was after having a great time of it, a twentyfour hours every
13881moment matters maltsight, in a porterhouse, scutfrank, if you want to
13882know, Saint Lawzenge of Toole's, the Wheel of Fortune, leave your
13883clubs in the hall and wait on yourself, no chucks for walnut ketchups,
13884Lazenby's and Chutney graspis (the house the once queen of Bristol and
13885Balrothery twice admired because her frumped door looked up Dacent
13886Street) where in the sighed of lovely eyes while his knives of hearts
13887made havoc he had recruited his strength by meals of spadefuls of
13888mounded food, in anticipation of the faste of tablenapkins, constituting
13889his threepartite pranzipal meals plus a collation, his breakfast of first, a
13890bless us O blood and thirsthy orange, next, the half of a pint of becon
13891with newled googs and a segment of riceplummy padding, met of
13892sunder suigar and some cold forsoaken steak peatrefired from the
13893batblack night o'erflown then, without prejuice to evectuals, came along
13894merendally his stockpot dinner of a half a pound or round steak, very
13895rare, Blong's best from Portarlington's Butchery, with a side of
13896riceypeasy and Corkshire alla mellonge and bacon with (a little mar
13897pliche!) a pair of chops and thrown in from the silver grid by the
13898proprietoress of the roastery who lives on the hill and gaulusch gravy
13899and pumpernickel to wolp up and a gorger's bulby onion (Margareter,
13900Margaretar Margarasticandeatar) and as well with second course and
13901then finally, after his avalunch oclock snack at' Appelredt's or Kitzy
13902Braten's of saddlebag steak and a Botherhim with her old phoenix
13903portar, jistr to gwen his gwistel and praties sweet and Irish too and mock
13904gurgle to whistle his way through for the swallying, swp by swp, and he
13905getting his tongue arount it and Boland's broth broken into the bargain,
13906to his regret his soupay avic nightcap, vitellusit, a carusal consistent
13907with second course eyer and becon (the rich of) with broad beans, hig,
13908steak, hag, pepper the diamond bone hotted up timmtomm and
13909while'twas after that he scoffed a drakeling snuggily stuffed following
13910cold loin of veal more cabbage and in their green free state a clister of
13911peas, soppositorily petty, last. P.S. but a fingerhot of rheingenever to
13912give the Pax cum Spiritututu. Drily thankful. Burud and dulse and
13913typureely jam, all free of charge, aman, and. And the best of wine avec.
13914For his heart was as big as himself, so it was, ay, and bigger! While the
13915loaves are aflowering and the nachtingale jugs. All St Jilian's of Berry,
13916hurrah there for tobies! Mabhrodaphne, brown pride of our custard
13917house quay, amiable with repastful, cheerus graciously, cheer us! Ever
13918of thee, Anne Lynch, he's deeply draiming! Houseanna! Tea is the
13919Highest! For auld lang Ayternitay! Thus thicker will he grow now, grew
13920new. And better and better on butterand butter. At the sign of Mesthress
13921Vanhungrig. However! Mind you, nuckling down to nourritures, were
13922they menuly some ham and jaffas, and I don't mean to make the
13923ingestion for the moment that he was guilbey of gulpable gluttony as
13924regards chewable boltaballs, but, biestings be biestings, and upon the
13925whole, when not off his oats, given prelove appetite and postlove
13926pricing good coup, goodcheap, were it thermidor oogst or floreal may
13927while the whistling prairial roysters play, between gormandising and
13928gourmeteering, he grubbed his tuck all right, deah smorregos, every
13929time he was for doing dirt to a meal or felt like a bottle of ardilaun
13930arongwith a smag of a lecker biss of a welldressed taart or. Though his
13931net intrants wight weighed nought but a flyblow to his gross and ganz
13932afterduepoise. And he was so jarvey jaunty with a romp of a schoolgirl's
13933completion sitting pretty over his Oyster Monday print face and he was
13934plainly out on the ramp and mash, as you might say, for he sproke.
13935
13936    Overture and beginners!
13937    When lo (whish, O whish!) mesaw mestreamed, as the green to the
13938gred was flew, was flown, through deafths of durkness greengrown
13939deeper I heard a voice, the voce of Shaun, vote of the Irish, voise from
13940afar (and cert no purer puer palestrine e'er chanted panangelical mid the
13941clouds of Tu es Petrus, not Michaeleen Kelly, not Mara O'Mario, and
13942sure, what more numerose Italicuss ever rawsucked frish uov in
13943urinal?), a brieze to Yverzone o'er the brozaozaozing sea, from
13944Inchigeela call the way how it suspired (morepork! morepork!) to
13945scented nightlife as softly as the loftly marconimasts from Clifden
13946sough open tireless secrets (mauveport! mauveport!) to Nova Scotia's
13947listing sisterwands. Tubetube!
13948
13949    His handpalm lifted, his handshell cupped, his handsign pointed, his
13950handheart mated, his handaxe risen, his handleaf fallen. Helpsome hand
13951that holemost heals! What is het holy! It gested.
13952
13953    And it said:
13954
13955    - Alo, alass, aladdin, amobus! Does she lag soft fall means rest
13956down? Shaun yawned, as his general address rehearsal, (that was
13957antepropreviousday's pigeons-in-a-pie with rough dough for the carrier
13958and the hash-say-ugh of overgestern pluzz the 'stuesday's shampain in
13959his head, with the memories of the past and the hicnuncs of the present
13960embelliching the musics of the futures from Miccheruni's band)
13961addressing himself ex alto and complaining with vocal discontent it was
13962so close as of the fact the rag was up and of the briefs and billpasses, a
13963houseful of deadheads, of him to dye his paddycoats to morn his hestern
13964most earning, his board in the swealth of his fate as, having moistened
13965his manducators upon the quiet and scooping molars and grinders clean
13966with his two fore fingers, he sank his hunk, dowanouet to resk at once,
13967exhaust as winded hare, utterly spent, it was all he could do (disgusted
13968with himself that the combined weight of his tons of iosals was a
13969hundred men's massed too much for him), upon the native heath he
13970loved covered kneehigh with virgin bush, for who who e'er trod sod of
13971Erin could ever sleep off the turf! Well, I'm liberally dished seeing
13972myself in this trim! How all too unwordy am I, a mere mailman of
13973peace, a poor loust hastehater of the first degree, the principot of
13974Candia, no legs and a title, for such eminence, or unpro promenade
13975rather, to be much more exact, as to be the bearer extraordinary of these
13976postoomany missive on his majesty's service while me and yous and
13977them we're extending us after the pattern of reposiveness! Weh is me,
13978yeh is ye! I, the mightif beam maircanny, which bit his mirth too early
13979or met his birth too late! It should of been my other with his leickname
13980for he's the head and I'm an everdevoting fiend of his. I can seeze
13981tomirror in tosdays of yer when we lofobsed os so ker. Those sembal
13982simon pumpkel pieman yers! We shared the twin chamber and we
13983winked on the one wench and what Sim sobs todie I'll reeve tomorry,
13984for 'twill be, I have hopes of, Sam Dizzier's feedst. Tune in, tune on, old
13985Tighe, high, high, high, I'm thine owelglass. Be old! He looks rather
13986thin, imitating me. I'm very fond of that other of mine. Fish hands
13987Macsorley! Elien! Obsequies! Bonzeye! Isaac Egari's Ass! We're the
13988musichall pair that won the swimmyease bladdhers at the Guinness gala
13989in Badeniveagh. I ought not to laugh with him on this stage. But he'
13990such a game loser! I lift my disk to him. Brass and reeds, brace and
13991ready! How is your napper, Handy, and hownow does she stand? First
13992he was living to feel what the eldest daughter she was panseying and
13993last he was dying to know what old Madre Patriack does be up to. Take
13994this John's Lane in your toastingfourch. Shaunti and shaunti and shaunti
13995again! And twelve coolinder moons! I am no helotwashipper but I
13996revere her! For my own coant! She has studied! Piscisvendolor! You're
13997grace! Futs dronk of Wouldndom! But, Gemini, he's looking frightfully
13998thin! I heard the man Shee shinging in the pantry bay. Down among the
13999dustbins let him lie! Ear! Ear! Not ay! Eye! Eye! For I'm at the heart of
14000it. Yet I cannot on my solemn merits as a recitativer recollect ever
14001having done of anything of the kind to deserve of such. Not the phost of
14002a nation! Nor by a long trollop! I just didn't have the time to. Saint
14003Anthony Guide!
14004
14005    - But have we until now ever besought you, dear Shaun, we
14006remembered, who it was, good boy, to begin with, who out of
14007symphony gave you the permit?
14008
14009    - Goodbye now, Shaun replied, with a voice pure as a churchmode,
14010in echo rightdainty, with a good catlick tug at his cocomoss candylock,
14011a foretaste in time of his cabbageous brain's curlyflower. Athiacaro!
14012Comb his tar odd gee sing your mower O meeow? Greet thee Good?
14013How are them columbuses! Lard have mustard on them! Fatiguing, very
14014fatiguing. Hobos homknees and the corveeture of my spine.
14015Poumeerme! My heaviest crux and dairy lot it is, with a bed as hard as
14016the thinkamuddles of the Greeks and a board as bare as a Roman altar.
14017I'm off rabbited kitchens and relief porridgers. No later than a very few
14018fortnichts since I was meeting on the Thinker's Dam with a pair of men
14019out of glasshouse whom I shuffled hands with named MacBlacks - I
14020think their names is MacBlakes - from the Headfire Clump - and they
14021were improving me and making me beliek no five hour factory life with
14022insufficient emollient and industrial disabled for them that day
14023o'gratises. I have the highest gratification by anuncing how I have it
14024from whowho but Hagios Colleenkiller's prophecies. After suns and
14025moons, dews and wettings, thunders and fires, comes sabotag. Solvitur
14026palumballando! Tilvido! Adie!
14027
14028    - Then, we explained, salve a tour, ambly andy, you possibly might
14029be so by order?
14030
14031    - Forgive me, Shaun repeated from his liquid lipes, not what I wants
14032to do a strike of work but it was condemned on me premitially by
14033Hireark Books and Chiefoverseer Cooks in their Eusebian Concordant
14034Homilies and there does be a power com ing over me that is put upon
14035me from on high out of the book of breedings and so as it is becoming
14036hairydittary I have of coerce nothing in view to look forward at unless it
14037is Swann and beating the blindquarters out of my oldfellow's orologium
14038oloss olorium. A bad attack of maggot it feels like. 'Tis trope, custodian
14039said. Almost might I say of myself, while keeping out of crime, I am
14040now becoming about fed up be going circulating about them new
14041hikler's highways like them nameless souls, ercked and skorned and
14042grizzild all over, till it's rusty October in this bleak forest and was
14043veribally complussed by thinking of the crater of some noted volcano or
14044the Dublin river or the catchalot trouth subsidity as away out or to
14045isolate i from my multiple Mes on the spits of Lumbage Island or bury
14046meself, clogs, coolcellar and all, deep in my wineupon ponteen unless
14047Morrissey's colt could help me or the gander maybe at 49 as it is a tithe
14048fish so it is, this pig's stomach business, and where on dearth or in the
14049miraculous meddle of this expending umniverse to turn since it came
14050into my hands I am hopeless off course to be doing anything
14051concerning.
14052
14053    - We expect you are, honest Shaun, we agreed, but from franking
14054machines, limricked, that in the end it may well turn out, we hear to be
14055you, our belated, who will bear these open letter. Speak to us of
14056Emailia.
14057
14058    - As, Shaun replied patly, with tootlepick tact too and a down of his
14059dampers, to that I have the gumpower and, by the benison of Barbe, that
14060is a lock to say with everything, my beloved.
14061
14062    - Would you mind telling us, Shaun honey, beg little big moreboy,
14063we proposed to such a dear youth, where mostly are you able to work.
14064Ah, you might! Whimper and we shall.
14065
14066    - Here! Shaun replied, while he was fondling one of his cowheel
14067cuffs. There's no sabbath for nomads and I mostly was able to walk,
14068being too soft for work proper, sixty odd eilish mires a week between
14069three masses a morn and two chaplets at eve. I am always telling those
14070pedestriasts, my answerers, Top, Sid and Hucky, now (and it is a veriest
14071throth as the thieves' re scension) how it was forstold for me by brevet
14072for my vacation in life while possessing stout legs to be disbarred after
14073holy orders from unnecessary servile work of reckless walking of all
14074sorts for the relics of my time for otherwise by my so douching I would
14075get into a blame there where sieves fall out, Excelsior tips the best.
14076Weak stop work stop walk stop whoak. Go thou this island, one
14077housesleep there, then go thou other island, two housesleep there, then
14078catch one nightmaze, then home to dearies. Never back a woman you
14079defend, never get quit of a friend on whom you depend never make face
14080to a foe till he's rife and never get stuck to another man's pfife. Amen,
14081ptah! His hungry will be done! On the continent as in Eironesia. But
14082believe me in my simplicity I am awful good, I believe, so I am, at the
14083root of me, praised be right cheek Discipline! And I can now truthfully
14084declaret before my Geity's Pantokreator with my fleshfettered palms on
14085the epizzles of the apossels that I do my reasonabler's best to recite my
14086grocery beans for mummy mit dummy mot muthar mat bonzar regular,
14087genuflections enclosed. Hek domov muy, there thou beest on the
14088hummock, ghee up, ye dog, for your daggily broth, etc., Happy Maria
14089and Glorious Patrick, etc., etc. In fact, always, have I believe. Greedo!
14090Her's me hongue!
14091    - And it is the fullsoot of a tarabred. Yet one minute's observation,
14092dear dogmestic Shaun, as we point out how you have while away
14093painted our town a wearing greenridinghued.
14094
14095    - O murder mere, how did you hear? Shaun replied, smoiling the ily
14096way up his lampsleeve (it just seemed the natural thing to do), so shy of
14097light was he then. Well, so be it! The gloom hath rays, her lump is love.
14098And I will confess to have, yes. Your diogneses is anonest man's.
14099Thrubedore I did! Inditty I did. All lay I did. Down with the Saozon
14100ruze! And I am afraid it wouldn't be my first coat's wasting after striding
14101on the vampire and blazing on the focoal. See! blazing on the focoal. As
14102see! blazing upon the foe. Like the regular redshank I am. Impregnable
14103as the mule himself. Somebody may perhaps hint at an aughter
14104impression of I was wrong. No such a thing! You never made a more
14105freudful mistake, excuse yourself! What's pork to you means meat to me
14106while you behold how I be eld. But it is grandiose by my ways of
14107thinking from the prophecies. New worlds for all! And they were
14108scotographically arranged for gentlemen only by a scripchewer in
14109whofoundland who finds he is a relative. And it was with my extravert
14110davy. Like glue. Be through. Moyhard's daynoight, tomthumb. Phwum!
14111
14112    - How mielodorous is thy bel chant, O songbird, and how exqueezit
14113thine after draught! Buccinate in Emenia tuba insigni volumnitatis tuae.
14114But do you mean, O phausdheen phewn, from Pontoffbellek till the
14115Kisslemerched our ledan triz will be? we gathered substantively whether
14116furniture would or verdure varnish?
14117    - It is a confoundyous injective so to say, Shaun the fiery boy
14118shouted, naturally incensed, as he shook the red pepper out of his
14119auricles. And another time please confine your glaring intinuations to
14120some other mordant body. What on the physiog of this furnaced planet
14121would I be doing besides your verjuice? That is more than I can fix, for
14122the teom bihan, anyway. So let I and you now kindly drop that,
14123angryman! That's not French pastry. You can take it from me.
14124Understand me when I tell you (and I will ask you not to whisple, cry
14125golden or quoth mecback) that under the past purcell's office, so deeply
14126deplored by my erstwhile elder friend, Miss Enders, poachmistress and
14127gay receiver ever for in particular to the Scotic Poor Men's Thousand
14128Gallon Cow Society (I was thinking of her in sthore) allbethey blessed
14129with twentytwo thousand sorters out of a biggest poss of twentytwo
14130thousand, mine's won, too much privet stationery and safty quipu was
14131ate up larchly by those nettlesome goats out of pension greed. Colpa di
14132Becco, buon apartita! Proceding, I will say it is also one of my avowal's
14133intentions, at some time pease Pod pluse murthers of gout (when I am
14134not prepared to say) so apt as my pen is upt to scratch, to compound
14135quite the makings of a verdigrease savingsbook in the form of a pair of
14136capri sheep boxing gloves surrounding this matter of the Welsfusel
14137mascoteers and their sindybuck that saved a city for my publickers,
14138Nolaner and Browno, Nickil Hopstout, Christcross, so long as, thanks to
14139force of destiny, my selary as a paykelt is propaired, and there is a peg
14140under me and there is a tum till me.
14141    To the Very Honourable The Memory of Disgrace, the Most Noble,
14142Sometime Sweepyard at the Service of the Writer. Salutem dicint. The
14143just defunct Mrs Sanders who (the Loyd insure her!) I was shift and
14144shuft too, with her shester Mrs Shunders, both mudical dauctors from
14145highschoolhorse and aslyke as Easther's leggs. She was the niceliest
14146person of a wellteached nonparty woman that I ever acquired her letters,
14147only too fat, used to babies and tottydean verbish this is her
14148entertermentdags for she shuk the bottle and tuk the medascene all times
14149a day. She was well under ninety, poor late Mrs, and had tastes of the
14150poetics, me having stood the pilgarlick a fresh at sea when the moon
14151also was standing in a corner of sweet Standerson my ski. P.L.M
14152Mevrouw von Andersen was her whogave me a muttonbrooch, stakkers
14153for her begfirst party. Honour thy farmer and my litters. This, my tears,
14154is my last will intesticle wrote off in the strutforit about their absent
14155female assauciations which I, or perhaps any other person what squaton
14156a toffette, have the honour to had upon their polite sophykussens in the
14157real presence of devouted Mrs Grumby when her skin was exposed to
14158the air. O what must the grief of my mund be for two little ptpt coolies
14159worth twenty thousand quad herewitdnessed with both's maddlemass
14160wishes to Pepette for next match from their dearly beloved Roggers,
14161M.D.D. O.D. May doubling drop of drooght! Writing.
14162
14163    - Hopsoloosely kidding you are totether with your cadenus and goat
14164along nose how we shall complete that white paper. Two venusstas!
14165Biggerstiff! Qweer but gaon! Be trouz and wholetrouz! Otherwise, frank
14166Shaun, we pursued, what would be the autobiography of your
14167softbodied fumiform?
14168
14169       - Hooraymost! None whomsoever, Shaun replied, Heavenly blank!
14170(he had intentended and was peering now rather close to the paste of his
14171rubiny winklering) though it ought to be more or less rawcawcaw
14172romantical. By the wag, how is Mr Fry? All of it, I might say, in ex-
14173voto, pay and perks and wooden halfpence, some rhino, rhine, O joyoust
14174rhine, was handled over spondaneously by me (and bundle end to my
14175illwishers' Miss Anders! she woor her wraith of ruins the night she lost I
14176left!) in the ligname of Mr van Howten of Tredcastles, Clowntalkin,
14177timbreman, among my prodigits nabobs and navious of every
14178subscription entitled the Bois in the Boscoor, our evicted tenemants.
14179What I say is (and I am noen roehorn or culkilt permit me to tell you, if
14180uninformed), I never spont it. Nor have I the ghuest of innation on me
14181the way to. It is my rule so. It went anyway like hot pottagebake. And
14182this brings me to my fresh point. Quoniam, I am as plain as portable
14183enveloped, inhowmuch, you will now parably receive, care of one of
14184Mooseyeare Goonness's registered andouterthus barrels. Quick take um
14185whiffat andrainit. Now!
14186
14187       - So vi et! we responded. Song! Shaun, song! Have mood! Hold
14188forth!
14189
14190       - I apologuise, Shaun began, but I would rather spinooze you one
14191from the grimm gests of Jacko and Esaup, fable one, feeble too. Let us
14192here       consider    the    casus,     my      dear     little   cousis
14193(husstenhasstencaffincoffintussemtossemdamandamnacosaghcusaghhob
14194ixhatouxpeswchbechoscashlcarcarcaract)         of   the    Ondt    and    the
14195Gracehoper.
14196
14197      The Gracehoper was always jigging ajog, hoppy on akkant of his
14198joyicity, (he had a partner pair of findlestilts to supplant him), or, if not,
14199he was always making ungraceful overtures to Floh and Luse and
14200Bienie and Vespatilla to play pupa-pupa and pulicy-pulicy and
14201langtennas and pushpygyddyum and to commence insects with him,
14202there mouthparts to his orefice and his gambills to there airy processes,
14203even if only in chaste, ameng the everlistings, behold a waspering pot.
14204He would of curse melissciously, by his fore feelhers, flexors,
14205contractors, depressors and extensors, lamely, harry me, marry me, bury
14206me, bind me, till she was puce for shame and allso fourmish her in
14207Spinner's housery at the earthsbest schoppinhour so summery as his
14208cottage, which was cald fourmillierly Tingsomingenting, groped up. Or,
14209if he was always striking up funny funereels with Besterfarther Zeuts,
14210the Aged One, With all his wigeared corollas, albe                dinous and
14211oldbuoyant, inscythe his elytrical wormcasket and Dehlia and Peonia,
14212his    druping   nymphs,     bewheedling     him,    compound      eyes    on
14213hornitosehead, and Auld Letty Plussiboots to scratch his cacumen and
14214cackle his tramsitus, diva deborah (seven bolls of sapo, a lick of lime,
14215two spurts of fussfor, threefurts of sulph, a shake o'shouker, doze grains
14216of migniss and a mesfull of midcap pitchies. The whool of the whaal in
14217the wheel of the whorl of the Boubou from Bourneum has thus come to
14218taon!), and with tambarins and cantoridettes soturning around his
14219eggshill rockcoach their dance McCaper in retrophoebia, beck from
14220bulk, like fantastic disossed and jenny aprils, to the ra, the ra, the ra, the
14221ra, langsome heels and langsome toesis, attended to by a mutter and
14222doffer duffmatt baxingmotch and a myrmidins of pszozlers pszinging
14223Satyr's Caudledayed Nice and Hombly, Dombly Sod We Awhile but Ho,
14224Time Timeagen, Wake! For if sciencium (what's what) can mute uns
14225nought, 'a thought, abought the Great Sommboddy within the Omniboss,
14226perhops an artsaccord (hoot's hoot) might sing ums tumtim abutt the
14227Little Newbuddies that ring his panch. A high old tide for the barheated
14228publics and the whole day as gratiis! Fudder and lighting for ally looty,
14229any filly in a fog, for O'Cronione lags acrumbling in his sands but his
14230sunsunsuns still tumble on. Erething above ground, as his Book of
14231Breathings bed him, so as everwhy, sham or shunner, zeemliangly to
14232kick time.
14233
14234    Grouscious me and scarab my sahul! What a bagateller it is!
14235Libelulous! Inzanzarity! Pou! Pschla! Ptuh! What a zeit for the goths!
14236vented the Ondt, who, not being a sommerfool, was thothfolly making
14237chilly spaces at hisphex affront of the icinglass of his windhame, which
14238was cold antitopically Nixnixundnix. We shall not come to party at that
14239lopp's, he decided possibly, for he is not on our social list. Nor to Ba's
14240berial nether, thon sloghard, this oldeborre's yaar ablong as there's a
14241khul on a khat. Nefersenless, when he had safely looked up his
14242ovipository, he loftet hails and prayed: May he me no voida water!
14243Seekit Hatup! May no he me tile pig shed on! Suckit Hotup! As broad
14244as Beppy's realm shall flourish my reign shall flourish! As high as
14245Heppy's hevn shall flurrish my haine shall hurrish! Shall grow, shall
14246flourish! Shall hurrish! Hummum.
14247
14248    The Ondt was a weltall fellow, raumybult and abelboobied, bynear
14249saw altitudinous wee a schelling in kopfers. He was sair sair sullemn
14250and chairmanlooking when he was not making spaces in his psyche, but,
14251laus! when he wore making spaces on his ikey, he ware mouche mothst
14252secred and muravyingly wisechairmanlooking. Now whim the sillybilly
14253of a Gracehoper had jingled through a jungle of love and debts and
14254jangled through a jumble of life in doubts afterworse, wetting with the
14255bimblebeaks, drikking with nautonects, bilking with durrydunglecks and
14256horing after ladybirdies (ichnehmon diagelegenaitoikon) he fell joust as
14257sieck as a sexton and tantoo pooveroo quant a churchprince, and wheer
14258the midges to wend hemsylph or vosch to sirch for grub for his
14259corapusse or to find a hospes, alick, he wist gnit! Bruko dry! fuko spint!
14260Sultamont     osa     bare!     And      volomundo       osi    videvide!
14261Nichtsnichtsundnichts! Not one pickopeck of muscowmoney to bag a
14262tittlebits of beebread! Iomio! Iomio! Crick's corbicule, which a plight! O
14263moy Bog, he contrited with melanctholy. Meblizzered, him sluggered! I
14264am heartily hungry!
14265
14266    He had eaten all the whilepaper, swallowed the lustres, devoured
14267forty flights of styearcases, chewed up all the mensas and seccles,
14268ronged the records, made mundballs of the ephemerids and vorasioused
14269most glutinously with the very timeplace in the ternitary - not too dusty
14270a cicada of neutriment for a chittinous chip so mitey. But when
14271Chrysalmas     was   on    the   bare   branches,    off   he   went   from
14272Tingsomingenting. He took a round stroll and he took a stroll round and
14273he took a round strollagain till the grillies in his head and the leivnits in
14274his hair made him thought he had the Tossmania. Had he twicycled the
14275sees of the deed and trestraversed their revermer? Was he come to hevre
14276with his engiles or gone to hull with the poop? The June snows was
14277flocking in thuckflues on the hegelstomes, millipeeds of it and
14278myriopoods, and a lugly whizzling tournedos, the Boraborayellers,
14279blohablasting tegolhuts up to tetties and ruching sleets off the
14280coppeehouses, playing ragnowrock rignewreck, with an irritant,
14281penetrant, siphonopterous spuk. Grausssssss! Opr! Grausssssss! Opr!
14282
14283    The Gracehoper who, though blind as batflea, yet knew, not a leetle
14284beetle, his good smetterling of entymology asped nissunitimost lous nor
14285liceens but promptly tossed himself in the vico, phthin and phthir, on
14286top of his buzzer, tezzily wondering wheer would his aluck alight or
14287boss of both appease and the next time he makes the aquinatance of the
14288Ondt after this they have met themselves, these mouschical
14289umsummables, it shall be motylucky if he will beheld not a world of
14290differents. Behailed His Gross the Ondt, prostrandvorous upon his
14291dhrone, in his Papylonian babooshkees, smolking a spatial brunt of
14292Hosana cigals, with unshrinkables farfalling from his unthinkables,
14293swarming of himself in his sunnyroom, sated before his comfortumble
14294phullupsuppy of a plate o'monkynous and a confucion of minthe (for he
14295was a conformed aceticist and aristotaller), as appi as a oneysucker or a
14296baskerboy on the Libido, with Floh biting his leg thigh and Luse
14297lugging his luff leg and Bieni bussing him under his bonnet and
14298Vespatilla blowing cosy fond tutties up the allabroad length of the large
14299of his smalls. As entomate as intimate could pinchably be. Emmet and
14300demmet and be jiltses crazed and be jadeses whipt! schneezed the
14301Gracehoper, aguepe with ptchjelasys and at his wittol's indts, what have
14302eyeforsight!
14303
14304    The Ondt, that true and perfect host, a spiter aspinne, was making
14305the greatest spass a body could with his queens laceswinging for he was
14306spizzing all over him like thingsumanything in formicolation,
14307boundlessly blissfilled in an allallahbath of houris. He was ameising
14308himself hugely at crabround and marypose, chasing Floh out of charity
14309and tickling Luse, I hope too, and tackling Bienie, faith, as well, and
14310jucking Vespatilla jukely by the chimiche. Never did Dorsan from
14311Dunshanagan dance it with more devilry! The veripatetic imago of the
14312impossible Gracehoper on his odderkop in the myre, after his thrice
14313ephemeral journeeys, sans mantis ne shooshooe, featherweighed
14314animule, actually and presumptuably sinctifying chronic's despair, was
14315sufficiently and probably coocoo much for his chorous of gravitates. Let
14316him be Artalone the Weeps with his parisites peeling off him I'll be
14317Highfee the Crackasider. Flunkey Footle furloughed foul, writing off his
14318phoney, but Conte Carme makes the melody that mints the money. Ad
14319majorem l.s.d.! Divi gloriam. A darkener of the threshold. Haru?
14320Orimis, capsizer of his antboat, sekketh rede from Evil-it-is, lord of
14321loaves in Amongded. Be it! So be it! Thou-who-thou-art, the fleet-as-
14322spindhrift, impfang thee of mine wideheight. Haru!
14323
14324   The thing pleased him andt, and andt,
14325
14326
14327
14328   He larved ond he larved on he merd such a nauses
14329
14330   The Gracehoper feared he would mixplace his fauces.
14331
14332   I forgive you, grondt Ondt, said the Gracehoper, weeping,
14333
14334   For their sukes of the sakes you are safe in whose keeping.
14335
14336   Teach Floh and Luse polkas, show Bienie where's sweet
14337
14338   And be sure Vespatilla fines fat ones to heat.
14339
14340   As I once played the piper I must now pay the count
14341
14342   So saida to Moyhammlet and marhaba to your Mount!
14343
14344   Let who likes lump above so what flies be a full 'un;
14345
14346   I could not feel moregruggy if this was prompollen.
14347
14348   I pick up your reproof, the horsegift of a friend,
14349
14350   For the prize of your save is the price of my spend.
14351
14352   Can castwhores pulladeftkiss if oldpollocks forsake 'em
14353
14354   Or Culex feel etchy if Pulex don't wake him?
14355
14356   A locus to loue, a term it t'embarass,
14357These twain are the twins that tick Homo Vulgaris.
14358
14359Has Aquileone nort winged to go syf
14360
14361Since the Gwyfyn we were in his farrest drewbryf
14362
14363And that Accident Man not beseeked where his story ends
14364
14365Since longsephyring sighs sought heartseast for their orience?
14366
14367We are Wastenot with Want, precondamned, two and true,
14368
14369Till Nolans go volants and Bruneyes come blue.
14370
14371Ere those gidflirts now gadding you quit your mocks for my gropes
14372
14373An extense must impull, an elapse must elopes,
14374
14375Of my tectucs takestock, tinktact, and ail's weal;
14376
14377As I view by your farlook hale yourself to my heal.
14378
14379Partiprise my thinwhins whiles my blink points unbroken on
14380
14381Your whole's whercabroads with Tout's trightyright token on.
14382
14383My in risible universe youdly haud find
14384
14385Sulch oxtrabeeforeness meat soveal behind.
14386
14387Your feats end enormous, your volumes immense,
14388
14389(May the Graces I hoped for sing your Ondtship song sense!),
14390
14391Your genus its worldwide, your spacest sublime!
14392
14393But, Holy Saltmartin, why can't you beat time?
14394    In the name of the former and of the latter and of their holocaust.
14395Allmen.
14396
14397    - Now? How good you are in explosition! How farflung is your
14398fokloire and how velktingeling your volupkabulary! Qui vive sparanto
14399qua muore contanto. O foibler, O flip, you've that wandervogl wail
14400withyin! It falls easily upon the earopen and goes down the friskly
14401shortiest like treacling tumtim with its tingtingtaggle. The blarneyest
14402blather in all Corneywall! But could you, of course, decent Lettrechaun,
14403we knew (to change your name of not your nation) while still in the
14404barrel, read the strangewrote anaglyptics of those shemletters patent for
14405His Christian's Em?
14406
14407    - Greek! Hand it to me! Shaun replied, plosively pointing to the
14408cinnamon quistoquill behind his acoustrolobe. I'm as afterdusk nobly
14409Roman as pope and water could christen me. Look at that for a
14410ridingpin! I am, thing Sing Larynx, letter potent to play the sem
14411backwards like Oscan wild or in shunt Persse transluding from the
14412Otherman or off the Toptic or anything off the types of my finklers in
14413the draught or with buttles, with my oyes thickshut and all. But, hellas,
14414it is harrobrew bad on the corns and callouses. As far as that goes I
14415associate myself with your remark just now from theodicy re'furloined
14416notepaper and quite agree in your prescriptions for indeed I am, pay
14417Gay, in juxtaposition to say it is not a nice production. It is a pinch of
14418scribble, not wortha bottle of cabbis. Overdrawn! Puffedly offal tosh!
14419Besides its auctionable, all about crime and libel! Nothing beyond
14420clerical horrors et omnibus to be entered for the foreign as secondclass
14421matter. The fuellest filth ever fired since Charley Lucan's. Flummery is
14422what I would call it if you were to ask me to put it on a single dimension
14423what pronounced opinion I might possibly orally have about them
14424bagses of trash which the mother and Mr Unmentionable (O breed not
14425his same!) has reduced to writing without making news out of my
14426sootynemm. When she slipped under her couchman. And where he
14427made a cat with a peep. How they wore two madges on the makewater.
14428And why there were treefellers in the shrubrubs. Then he hawks his
14429handmud figgers from Francie to Fritzie down in the kookin. Phiz is me
14430mother and Hair's me father. Bauv Betty Famm and Pig Pig Pike. Their
14431livetree (may it flourish!) by their ecotaph (let it stayne!). With balsinbal
14432bimbies swarming tiltop. Comme bien, Comme bien! Feefeel! Feefeel!
14433And the Dutches dyin loffin at his pon peck de Barec. And all the
14434mound reared. Till he wot not wot to begin he should. An infant sailing
14435eggshells on the floor of a wet day would have more sabby.
14436
14437    Letter, carried of Shaun, son of Hek, written of Shem, brother of
14438Shaun, uttered for Alp, mother of Shem, for Hek, father of Shaun.
14439Initialled. Gee. Gone. 29 Hardware Saint. Lendet till Laonum. Baile-
14440Atha-Cliath. 31 Jan. 1132 A.D. Here Commerces Enville. Tried
14441Apposite House. 13 Fitzgibbets. Loco. Dangerous. Tax 9d. B.L.
14442Guineys, esqueer. L.B. Not known at 1132 a. 12 Norse Richmound.
14443Nave unlodgeable. Loved noa's dress. Sinned, Jetty Pierrse. Noon sick
14444parson. 92 Windsewer. Ave. No such no. Vale. Finn's Hot. Exbelled
14445from 1014 d. Pulldown. Fearview. Opened by Miss Take. 965
14446nighumpledan sextiffits. Shout at Site. Roofloss. Fit Dunlop and Be
14447Satisfied. Mr. Domnall O'Domnally. Q.V. 8 Royal Terrors. None so
14448strait. Shutter up. Dining with the Danes. Removed to Philip's Burke. At
14449sea. D.E.D. Place scent on. Clontalk. Father Jacob, Rice Factor. 3
14450Castlewoos. P.V. Arrusted. J.P. Converted to Hospitalism. Ere the
14451March past of Civilisation. Once Bank of Ireland's. Return to City
14452Arms. 2 Milchbroke. Wrongly spilled. Traumcondraws. Now Bunk of
14453England's. Drowned in the Laffey. Here. The Reverest Adam
14454Foundlitter. Shown geshotten. 7 Streetpetres. Since Cabranke. Seized of
14455the Crownd. Well, Sir Arthur. Buy Patersen's Matches. Unto his
14456promisk hands. Blown up last Lemmas by Orchid Lodge. Search
14457Unclaimed Male. House Condamned by Ediles. Back in Few Minutes.
14458Closet for Repeers. 60 Shellburn. Key at Kate's. Kiss. Isaac's Butt, Poor
14459Man. Dalicious arson. Caught. Missing. Justiciated. Kainly forewarred.
14460Abraham Badly's King, Park Bogey. Salved. All reddy berried. Hollow
14461and eavy. Desert it. Overwayed. Understrumped. Back to the P.O. Kaer
14462of. Ownes owe M.O. Too Let. To Be Soiled. Cohabited by
14463Unfortunates. Lost all Licence. His Bouf Toe is Frozen Over. X, Y and
14464Z, Ltd, Destinied Tears. A.B, ab, Sender. Boston (Mass). 31 Jun. 13, 12.
14465P.D. Razed. Lawyered. Vacant. Mined. Here's the Bayleaffs. Step out to
14466Hall out of that, Ereweaker, with your Bloody Big Bristol. Bung. Stop.
14467Bung. Stop. Cumm Bumm. Stop. Came Baked to Auld Aireen. Stop.
14468    - Kind Shaun, we all requested, much as we hate to say it, but since
14469you rose to the use of money have you not, without suggesting for an
14470instant, millions of moods used up slanguage tun times as words as the
14471penmarks used out in sinscript with such hesitancy by your cerebrated
14472brother - excuse me not mentioningahem?
14473
14474    - CelebrAted! Shaun replied under the sheltar of his broguish,
14475vigorously rubbing his magic lantern to a glow of fullconsciousness.
14476HeCitEncy! Your words grates on my ares. Notorious I rather would
14477feel inclined to myself in the first place to describe Mr O'Shem the
14478Draper with before letter as should I be accentually called upon for a
14479dieoguinnsis to pass my opinions, properly spewing, into impulsory
14480irelitz. But I would not care to be so unfruitful to my own part as to
14481swear for the moment positively as to the views of Denmark. No, sah!
14482But let me say my every belief before my high Gee is that I much doubt
14483of it. I've no room for that fellow on my fagroaster, I just can't. As I
14484hourly learn from Rooters and Havers through Gilligan's maypoles in a
14485nice pathetic notice he, the pixillated doodler, is on his last with illegible
14486clergimanths boasting always of his ruddy complexious! She, the
14487mammy far, was put up to it by him, the iniquity that ought to be
14488depraved of his libertins to be silenced, sackclothed and suspended, and
14489placed in irons into some drapyery institution off the antipopees for
14490wordsharping only if he was klanver enough to pass the panel
14491fleischcurers and the fieldpost censor. Gach! For that is a fullblown fact
14492and well celibated before the four divorce courts and all the King's
14493paunches, how he has the solitary from seeing Scotch snakes and has a
14494lowsense for the production of consumption and dalickey cyphalos on
14495his brach premises where he can purge his contempt and dejeunerate
14496into a skillyton be thinking himself to death. Rot him! Flannelfeet!
14497Flattyro! I will describe you in a word. Thou. (I beg your pardon.)
14498Homo! Then putting his bedfellow on me! (like into mike and nick onto
14499post). The criniman: I'll give it to him for that! Making the lobbard
14500change hisstops, as we say in the long book! Is he on whosekeeping or
14501are my! Obnoximost posthumust! With his unique hornbook and his
14502prince of the apauper's pride, blundering all over the two worlds! If he
14503waits till I buy him a mosselman's present! Ho's nos halfcousin of mine,
14504pigdish! Nor wants to! I'd famish with the cuistha first. Aham!
14505
14506    - May we petition you, Shaun illustrious, then, to put his prentis'
14507pride in your aproper's purse and to unravel in your own sweet way with
14508words of style to your very and most obsequient, we suggested, with yet
14509an esiop's foible, as to how?
14510
14511    - Well it is partly my own, isn't it? and you may, ought and
14512welcome, Shaun replied, taking at the same time, as his hunger got the
14513bitter of him, a hearty bite out of the honeycomb of his Braham and
14514Melosedible hat, tryone, tryon and triune. Ann wunkum. Sure, I
14515thunkum you knew all about that, honorey causes, through thelemontary
14516channels long agum. Sure, that is as old as the Baden bees of Saint
14517Dominoc's and as commonpleas now to allus pueblows and bunkum as
14518Nelson his trifulgurayous pillar. However. Let me see, do. Beerman's
14519bluff was what begun it, Old Knoll and his borrowing! And then the
14520liliens of the veldt, Nancy Nickies and Folletta Lajambe! Then mem and
14521hem and the jaquejack. All about Wucherer and righting his name for
14522him. I regret to announce, after laying out his litterery bed, for two days
14523she kept squealing down for noisy priors and bawling out to her
14524jameymock farceson in Shemish like a mouther of the incas with a
14525garcielasso huw Ananymus pinched her tights and about the Balt with
14526the markshaire parawag and his loyal divorces, when he feraxiously
14527shed ovas in Alemaney, tse tse, all the tell of the tud with the
14528bourighevisien backclack, and him, the cribibber like an ambitrickster,
14529aspiring like the decan's, fast aslooped in the intrance to his
14530polthronechair with his sixth finger between his catseye and the index,
14531making his pillgrimace of Childe Horrid, engrossing to his ganderpan
14532what the idioglossary he invented under hicks hyssop! Hock! Ickick gav
14533him that toock, imitator! And it was entirely theck latter to blame. Does
14534he drink because I am sorely there shall be no more Kates and Nells. If
14535you see him it took place there. It was given meeck, thank the Bench, to
14536assist at the whole thing byck special chancery licence. As often as I
14537think of that unbloody housewarmer, Shem Skrivenitch, always cutting
14538my prhose to please his phrase, bogorror, I declare I get the jawache! Be
14539me punting his reflection he'd begin his beogrefright in muddyass
14540ribalds. Digteter! Grundtsagar! Swop beef! You know he's peculiar, that
14541eggschicker, with the smell of old woman off him, to suck nothing of
14542his switchedupes. M.D. made his ante mortem for him. He was grey at
14543three, like sygnus the swan, when he made his boo to the public and
14544barnacled up to the eyes when he repented after seven. The alum that
14545winters on his top is the stale of the staun that will soar when he
14546stambles till that hag of the coombe rapes the pad off his lock. He was
14547down with the whooping laugh at the age of the loss of reason the
14548whopping first time he prediseased me. He's weird, I tell you, and
14549middayevil down to his vegetable soul. Never mind his falls feet and his
14550tanbark complexion. That's why he was forbidden tomate and was
14551warmed off the ricecourse of marrimoney, under the Helpless Corpses
14552Enactment. I'm not at all surprised the saint kicked him whereby the
14553sum taken Berkeley showed the reason genrously. Negas, negasti -
14554negertop, negertoe, negertoby, negrunter! Then he was pusched out of
14555Thingamuddy's school by Miss Garterd, for itching. Then he caught the
14556europicolas and went into the society of jewses. With Bro Cahlls and
14557Fran Czeschs and Bruda Pszths and Brat Slavos. One temp when he
14558foiled to be killed, the freak wanted to put his bilingual head
14559intentionally through the Ikish Tames and go and join the clericy as a
14560demonican skyterrier. Throwing dust in the eyes of the Hooley Fermers!
14561He used to be avowdeed as he ought to be vitandist. For onced I
14562squeaked by twyst I'll squelch him. Then he went to Cecilia's treat on
14563his solo to pick up Galen. Asbestopoulos! Inkupot! He has encaust in
14564the blood. Shim! I have the outmost contempt for. Prost bitten! Conshy!
14565Tiberia is waiting on you, arestocrank! Chaka a seagull ticket at
14566Gattabuia and Gabbiano's! Go o'er the sea, haythen, from me and leave
14567your libber to TCD. Your puddin is cooked! You're served, cram ye!
14568Fatefully yaourth . . . Ex. Ex. Ex. Ex.
14569    - But for what, thrice truthful teller, Shaun of grace? weakly we
14570went on to ask now of the gracious one. Vouchsafe to say. You will
14571now, goodness, won't you? Why?
14572
14573    - For his root language, if you ask me whys, Shaun replied, as he
14574blessed himself devotionally like a crawsbomb, making act of oblivion,
14575footinmouther! (what the thickuns else?) which he picksticked into his
14576lettruce                                                       invrention.
14577Ullhodturdenweirmudgaardgringnirurdrmolnirfenrirlukkilokkibaugiman
14578dodrrerinsurtkrinmgernrackinarockar! Thor's for yo!
14579
14580    - The hundredlettered name again, last word of perfect language.
14581But you could come near it, we do suppose, strong Shaun O', we
14582foresupposed. How?
14583
14584    - Peax! Peax! Shaun replied in vealar penultimatum. 'Tis pebils
14585before Sweeney's as he swigged a slug of Jon Jacobsen from his
14586treestem sucker cane. Mildbut likesome! I might as well be talking to
14587the four waves till tibbes grey eves and the rests asleep. Frost! Nope! No
14588one in his seven senses could as I have before said, only you missed my
14589drift, for it's being incendiary. Every dimmed letter in it is a copy and
14590not a few of the silbils and wholly words I can show you in my
14591Kingdom of Heaven. The lowquacity of him! With his threestar
14592monothong! Thaw! The last word in stolentelling! And what's more
14593rightdown lowbrown schisthematic robblemint! Yes. As he was rising
14594my lather. Like you. And as I was plucking his goosybone. Like yea. He
14595store the tale of me shur. Like yup. How's that for Shemese?
14596    - Still in a way, not to flatter you, we fancy you that you are so
14597strikingly brainy and well letterread in yourshelves as ever were the
14598Shamous Shamonous, Limited, could use worse of yourself, ingenious
14599Shaun, we still so fancied, if only you would take your time so and the
14600trouble of so doing it. Upu now!
14601
14602    - Undoubtedly but that is show, Shaun replied, the muttermelk of
14603his blood donor beginning to work, and while innocent of disseminating
14604the foul emanation, it would be a fall day I could not, sole, so you can
14605keep your space and by the power of blurry wards I am loyable to do it
14606(I am convicted of it!) any time ever I liked (bet ye fippence off me boot
14607allowance!) with the allergrossest transfusiasm as, you see, while I can
14608soroquise the Siamanish better than most, it is an openear secret, be it
14609said, how I am extremely ingenuous at the clerking even with my badily
14610left and, arrah go braz, I'd pinsel it with immenuensoes as easy as I'd
14611perorate a chickerow of beans for the price of two maricles and my
14612trifolium librotto, the authordux Book of Lief, would, if given to
14613daylight, (I hold a most incredible faith about it) far exceed what that
14614bogus bolshy of a shame, my soamheis brother, Gaoy Fecks, is
14615conversant with in audible black and prink. Outragedy of poetscalds!
14616Acomedy of letters! I have them all, tame, deep and harried, in my
14617mine's I. And one of these fine days, man dear, when the mood is on
14618me, that I may willhap cut my throat with my tongue tonight but I will
14619be ormuzd moved to take potlood and introvent it Paatryk just like a
14620work of merit, mark my words and append to my mark twang, that will
14621open your pucktricker's ops for you, broather brooher, only for, as a
14622papst and an immature and a nayophight and a spaciaman spaciosum
14623and a hundred and eleven other things, I would never for anything take
14624so much trouble of such doing. And why so? Because I am altogether a
14625chap too fly and hairyman for to infradig the like of that ultravirulence.
14626And by all I hold sacred on earth clouds and in heaven I swear to you on
14627my piop and oath by the awe of Shaun (and that's a howl of a name!)
14628that I will commission to the flames any incendiarist whosoever or
14629ahriman howsoclever who would endeavour to set ever annyma roner
14630moother of mine on fire. Rock me julie but I will soho!
14631
14632    And, with that crickcrackcruck of his threelungged squool from
14633which grief had usupped every smile, big hottempered husky fusky
14634krenfy strenfy pugiliser, such as he was, he virtually broke down on the
14635mooherhead, getting quite jerry over her, overpowered by himself with
14636the love of the tearsilver that he twined through her hair for, sure, he
14637was the soft semplgawn slob of the world with a heart like
14638Montgomery's in his showchest and harvey loads of feeling in him and
14639as innocent and undesignful as the freshfallen calef. Still, grossly
14640unselfish in sickself, he dished allarmes away and laughed it off with a
14641wipe at his pudgies and a gulp apologetic, healing his tare be the smeyle
14642of his oye, oogling around. Him belly no belong sollow mole pigeon.
14643Ally bully. Fu Li's gulpa. Mind you, now, that he was in the dumpest of
14644earnest orthough him jawr war hoo hleepy hor halk urthing hurther.
14645Moe like that only he stopped short in looking up up upfrom his tide
14646shackled wrists through the ghost of an ocean's, the wieds of pansiful
14647heathvens of joepeter's gaseytotum as they are telling not but were and
14648will be, all told, scruting foreback into the fargoneahead to feel out what
14649age in years tropical, ecclesiastic, civil or sidereal he might find by the
14650sirious pointstand of Charley's Wain (what betune the spheres sledding
14651along the lacteal and the mansions of the blest turning on old times) as
14652erewhile had he craved of thus, the dreamskhwindel necklassoed him,
14653his thumbs fell into his fists and, lusosing the harmonical balance of his
14654ballbearing extremities, by the holy kettle, like a flask of lightning over
14655he careened (O the sons of the fathers!) by the mightyfine weight of his
14656barrel (all that prevented the happering of who if not the asterisks
14657betwink themselves shall ever?) and, as the wisest postlude course he
14658could playact, collaspsed in ensemble and rolled buoyantly backwards
14659in less than a twinkling via Rattigan's corner out of farther earshot with
14660his highly curious mode of slipashod motion, surefoot, sorefoot,
14661slickfoot, slackfoot, linkman laizurely, lampman loungey, and by
14662Killesther's lapes and falls, with corks, staves and treeleaves and more
14663bubbles to his keelrow a fairish and easy way enough as the town cow
14664cries behind the times in the direction of Mac Auliffe's, the crucethouse,
14665Open the Door Softly, down in the valley before he was really uprighted
14666ere in a dip of the downs (uila!) he spoorlessly disappaled and
14667vanesshed, like a popo down a papa, from circular circulatio. Ah, mean!
14668
14669    Gaogaogaone! Tapaa!
14670    And the stellas were shinings. And the earthnight strewed
14671aromatose. His pibrook creppt mong the donkness. A reek was waft on
14672the luftstream. He was ours, all fragrance. And we were his for a
14673lifetime. O dulcid dreamings languidous! Taboccoo!
14674
14675    It was sharming! But sharmeng!
14676
14677    And the lamp went out as it couldn't glow on burning, yep, the lmp
14678wnt out for it couldn't stay alight.
14679
14680    Well, (how dire do we thee hours when thylike fades!) all's dall and
14681youllow and it is to bedowern that thou art passing hence, mine bruder,
14682able Shaun, with a twhisking of the robe, ere the morning of light calms
14683our hardest throes, beyond cods' cradle and porpoise plain, from carnal
14684relations undfamiliar faces, to the inds of Tuskland where the oliphants
14685scrum till the ousts of Amiracles where the toll stories grow proudest,
14686more is the pity, but for all your deeds of goodness you were soo ooft
14687and for ever doing, manomano and myriamilia even to mulimuli, as our
14688humbler classes, whose virtue is humility, can tell, it is hardly we in the
14689country of the old, Sean Moy, can part you for, oleypoe, you were the
14690walking saint, you were, tootoo too stayer, the graced of gods and
14691pittites and the salus of the wake. Countenance whose disparition
14692afflictedly fond Fuinn feels. Winner of the gamings, primed at the
14693studience, propredicted from the storybouts, the choice of ages wise!
14694Spickspookspokesman of our specturesque silentiousness! Musha,
14695beminded of us out there in Cockpit, poor twelve o'clock scholars,
14696sometime or other anywhen you think the time. Wisha, becoming back
14697to us way home in Biddyhouse one way or either anywhere we miss
14698your smile. Palmwine breadfruit sweetmeat milksoup! Suasusupo!
14699However! Our people here in Samoanesia will not be after forgetting
14700you and the elders luking and marking the jornies, chalkin up drizzle in
14701drizzle out on the four bare mats. How you would be thinking in your
14702thoughts how the deepings did it all begin and how you would be
14703scrimmaging through your scruples to collar a hold of an imperfection
14704being committled. Sireland calls you. Mery Loye is saling moonlike.
14705And Slyly mamourneen's ladymaid at Gladshouse Lodge. Turn your
14706coat, strong character, and tarry among us down the vale, yougander,
14707only once more! And may the mosse of prosperousness gather you
14708rolling home! May foggy dews bediamondise your hooprings! May the
14709fireplug of filiality reinsure your bunghole! May the barleywind behind
14710glow luck to your bathershins! 'Tis well we know you were loth to leave
14711us, winding your hobbledehorn, right royal post, but, aruah sure, pulse
14712of our slumber, dreambookpage, by the grace of Votre Dame, when the
14713natural morning of your nocturne blankmerges into the national
14714morning of golden sunup and Don Leary gets his own back from old
14715grog Georges Quartos as that goodship the Jonnyjoys takes the wind
14716from waterloogged Erin's king, you will shiff across the Moylendsea
14717and round up in your own escapology some canonisator's day or other,
14718sack on back, alack! digging snow, (not so?) like the good man you are,
14719with your picture pockets turned knockside out in the rake of the rain for
14720fresh remittances and from that till this in any case, timus tenant, may
14721the tussocks grow quickly under your trampthickets and the daisies trip
14722lightly over your battercops.
14723    Chapter 2
14724
14725
14726
14727
14728    Jaunty Jaun, as I was shortly before that made aware, next halted to
14729fetch a breath, the first cothurminous leg of his nightstride being pulled
14730through, and to loosen (let God's son now be looking down on the poor
14731preambler!) both of his bruised brogues that were plainly made a good
14732bit before his hosen were, at the weir by Lazar's Walk (for far and wide,
14733as large as he was lively, was he noted for his humane treatment of any
14734kind of abused footgear), a matter of maybe nine score or so barrelhours
14735distance off as truly he merited to do. He was there, you could
14736planemetrically see, when I took a closer look at him, that was to say,
14737(gracious helpings, at this rate of growing our cotted child of yestereve
14738will soon fill space and burst in systems, so speeds the instant!) amply
14739altered for the brighter, though still the graven image of his squarer self
14740as he was used to be, perspiring but happy notwithstanding his foot was
14741still asleep on him, the way he thought, by the holy januarious, he had a
14742bullock's hoof in his buskin, with his halluxes so splendid, through
14743Ireland untranscended, bigmouthed poesther, propped up, restant,
14744against a butterblond warden of the peace, one comestabulish Sigurdsen,
14745(and where a better than such exsearfaceman to rest from roving the
14746laddyown he bootblacked?) who, buried upright like the Osbornes,
14747kozydozy, had tumbled slumbersomely on sleep at night duty behind the
14748curing station, equilebriated amid the embracings of a monopolized
14749bottle.
14750
14751    Now, there were as many as twentynine hedge daughters out of
14752Benent Saint Berched's national nightschool (for they seemed to
14753remember how it was still a once-upon-a-four year) learning their
14754antemeridian lesson of life, under its tree, against its warning, beseated,
14755as they were, upon the brinkspondy, attracted to the rarerust sight of the
14756first human yellowstone landmark (the bear, the boer, the king of all
14757boors, sir Humphrey his knave we met on the moors!) while they
14758paddled away, keeping time magnetically with their eight and fifty
14759pedalettes, playing foolufool jouay allo misto posto, O so jaonickally,
14760all barely in their typtap teens, describing a charming dactylogram of
14761nocturnes though repelled by the snores of the log who looked stuck to
14762the sod as ever and oft, when liquefied, (vil!) he murmoaned abasourdly
14763in his Dutchener's native, visibly unmoved, over his treasure trove for
14764the crown: Dotter dead bedstead mean diggy smuggy flasky!
14765
14766    Jaun (after he had in the first place doffed a hat with a reinforced
14767crown and bowed to all the others in that chorus of praise of goodwill
14768girls on their best beehiviour who all they were girls all rushing
14769sowarmly for the post as buzzy as sie could bie to read his kisshands,
14770kittering all about, rushing and making a tremendous girlsfuss over him
14771pellmale, their jeune premier and his rosyposy smile, mussing his frizzy
14772hair and the golliwog curls of him, all, but that one; Finfria's fairest,
14773done in loveletters like a trayful of cloudberry tartlets (ain't they fine,
14774mighty, mighty fine and honoured?) and smilingly smelling, pair and
14775pair about, broad by bread and slender to slimmer, the nice perfumios
14776that came cunvy peeling off him (nice!) which was angelic simply,
14777savouring of wild thyme and parsley jumbled with breadcrumbs (O
14778nice!) and feeling his full fat pouch for him so tactily and jingaling his
14779jellybags for, though he looked a young chapplie of sixtine, they could
14780frole by his manhood that he was just the killingest ladykiller all by
14781kindness, now you, Jaun, asking kindlily (hillo, missies!) after their
14782howareyous at all with those of their dollybegs (and where's Agatha's
14783lamb? and how are Bernadetta's columbillas? and Juliennaw's
14784tubberbunnies? and Eulalina's tuggerfunnies?) he next went on
14785(finefeelingfit!) to drop a few stray remarks anent their personal
14786appearances and the contrary tastes displayed in their tight kittycasques
14787and their smart frickyfrockies, asking coy one after sloy one had she
14788read Irish legginds and gently reproving one that the ham of her hom
14789could be seen below her hem and whispering another aside, as lavariant,
14790that the hook of her hum was open a bittock at her back to have a
14791sideeye to that, hom, (and all of course just to fill up a form out of pure
14792human kindness and in a sprite of fun) for Jaun, by the way, was by the
14793way of becoming (I think, I hope he was) the most purely human being
14794that ever was called man, loving all up and down the whole creation
14795from Sampson's tyke to Jones's sprat and from the King of all Wrenns
14796down to infuseries) Jaun, after those few prelimbs made out through his
14797eroscope the apparition of his fond sister Izzy for he knowed his love by
14798her waves of splabashing and she showed him proof by her way of
14799blabushing nor could he forget her so tarnelly easy as all that since he
14800was brotherbesides her benedict godfather and heaven knows he thought
14801the world and his life of her sweet heart could buy, (brao!) poor, good,
14802true, Jaun!
14803
14804    — Sister dearest, Jaun delivered himself with express cordiality,
14805marked by clearance of diction and general delivery, as he began to take
14806leave of his scolastica at once so as to gain time with deep affection, we
14807honestly believe you sorely will miss us the moment we exit yet we feel
14808as a martyr to the dischurch of all duty that it is about time, by Great
14809Harry, we would shove off to stray on our long last journey and not be
14810the load on ye. This is the gross proceeds of your teachings in which we
14811were raised, you, sis, that used to write to us the exceeding nice letters
14812for presentation and would be telling us anun (full well do we wont to
14813recall to mind) thy oldworld tales of homespinning and derringdo and
14814dieobscure and daddyho, these tales which reliterately whisked off our
14815heart so narrated by thou, gesweest, to perfection, our pet pupil of the
14816whole rhythmetic class and the mainsay of our erigenal house, the time
14817we younkers twain were fairly tossing ourselves (O Phoebus! O Pollux!)
14818in bed, having been laid up with Castor's oil on the Parrish's syrup (the
14819night we will remember) for to share our hard suite of affections with
14820thee.
14821
14822     I rise, O fair assemblage! Andcommincio. Now then, after this
14823introit of exordium, my galaxy girls, quiproquo of directions to
14824henservants I was asking his advice on the strict T.T. from Father Mike,
14825P.P., my orational dominican and confessor doctor, C.C.D.D. (buy the
14826birds, he was saying as he yerked me under the ribs sermon in an
14827offrand way and confidence petween peas like ourselves in soandso
14828many nuncupiscent words about how he had been confarreating teat-a-
14829teat with two viragos intactas about what an awful life he led, poorish
14830priced, uttering mass for a coppall of geldings and what a lawful day it
14831was, there and then, for a consommation with an effusion and how, by
14832all the manny larries ate pignatties, how, hell in tunnels, he'd marry me
14833any old buckling time as flying quick as he'd look at me) and I am
14834giving youth now again in words of style byaway of offertory hisand
14835mikeadvice, an it place the person, as ere he retook him to his cure,
14836those verbs he said to me. From above. The most eminent bishop titular
14837of      Dubloonik   to   all   his   purtybusses     in   Dellabelliney.
14838Comeallyedimseldamsels, siddle down and lissle all! Follow me close!
14839Keep me in view! Understeady me saries! Which is to all practising
14840massoeurses from a preaching freer and be a gentleman without a duster
14841before a parlourmade without a spitch. Now. During our brief apsence
14842from this furtive feugtig season adhere to as many as probable of the ten
14843commandments touching purgations and indulgences and in the long
14844run they will prove for your better guidance along your path of right of
14845way. Where the lisieuse are we and what's the first sing to be sung? Is it
14846rubrics, mandarimus, pasqualines, or verdidads is in it, or the bruiselivid
14847indecores of estreme voyoulence and, for the lover of lithurgy, bekant or
14848besant, where's the fate's to be wished for? Several sindays after
14849whatsintime. I'll sack that sick server the minute I bless him. That's the
14850mokst I can do for his grapce. Economy of movement, axe why said.
14851I've a hopesome's choice if I chouse of all the sinkts in the colander.
14852From the common for ignitious Purpalume to the proper of Francisco
14853Ultramare, last of scorchers, third of snows, in terrorgammons
14854howdydos. Here she's, is a bell, that's wares in heaven, virginwhite,
14855Undetrigesima, vikissy manonna. Doremon's! The same or similar to be
14856kindly observed within the affianced dietcess of Gay O'Toole and
14857Gloamy Gwenn du Lake (Danish spoken!) from Manducare Monday up
14858till farrier's siesta in china dominos. Words taken in triumph, my sweet
14859assistance, from the sufferant pen of our jocosus inkerman militant of
14860the reed behind the ear.
14861    Never miss your lostsomewhere mass for the couple in Myles you
14862butrose to brideworship. Never hate mere pork which is bad for your
14863knife of a good friday. Never let a hog of the howth trample underfoot
14864your linen of Killiney. Never play lady's game for the Lord's stake.
14865Never lose your heart away till you win his diamond back. Make a
14866strong point of never kicking up your rumpus over the scroll end of
14867sofas in the Dar Bey Coll Cafeteria by tootling risky apropos songs at
14868commercial     travellers'   smokers    for   their   Columbian     nights
14869entertainments the like of White limbs they never stop teasing or Minxy
14870was a Manxmaid when Murry wor a Man. And, by the bun, is it you
14871goes bisbuiting His Esaus and Cos and then throws them bag in the
14872box? Why the tin's nearly empty. First thou shalt not smile. Twice thou
14873shalt not love. Lust, thou shalt not commix idolatry. Hip confiners help
14874compunction. Never park your brief stays in the men's convenience.
14875Never clean your buttoncups with your dirty pair of sassers. Never ask
14876his first person where's your quickest cut to our last place. Never let the
14877promising hand usemake free of your oncemaid sacral. The soft side of
14878the axe! A coil of cord, a colleen coy, a blush on a bush turned first
14879man's laughter into wailful moither. O foolish cuppled! Ah, dice's error!
14880Never dip in the ern while you've browsers on your suite. Never slip the
14881silver key through your gate of golden age. Collide with man, collude
14882with money. Ere you sail foreget my prize. Where you truss be
14883circumspicious and look before you leak, dears. Never christen medlard
14884apples till a swithin is in sight. Wet your thistle where a weed is and
14885you'll rue it, despyneedis. Especially beware please of being at a party to
14886any demoralizing home life. That saps a chap. Keep cool faith in the
14887firm, have warm hoep in the house and begin frem athome to be chary
14888of charity. Where it is nobler in the main to supper than the boys and
14889errors of outrager's virtue. Give back those stolen kisses; restaure those
14890allcotten glooves. Recollect the yella perals that all too often beset green
14891gerils, Rhidarhoda and Daradora, once they gethobbyhorsical, playing
14892breeches parts for Bessy Sudlow in fleshcoloured pantos instead of
14893earthing down in the coalhole trying to boil the big gun's dinner. Leg-
14894before-Wicked lags-behindWall where here Mr Whicker whacked a
14895great fall. Femorafamilla feeled it a candleliked but Hayes, Conyngham
14896and Erobinson sware it's an egg. Forglim mick aye! Stay, forestand and
14897tillgive it! Remember the biter's bitters I shed the vigil I buried our
14898Harlotte Quai from poor Mrs Mangain's of Britain Court on the feast of
14899Marie Maudlin. Ah, who would wipe her weeper dry and lead her to the
14900halter? Sold in her heyday, laid in the straw, bought for one puny
14901petunia. Moral: if you can't point a lily get to henna out of here! Put
14902your swell foot foremost on foulardy pneumonia shertwaists,
14903irriconcilible with true fiminin risirvition and ribbons of lace, limenick's
14904disgrace. Sure, what is it on the whole only holes tied together, the
14905merest and transparent washingtones to make Languid Lola's lingery
14906longer? Scenta Clauthes stiffstuffs your hose and heartsies full of
14907temptiness. Vanity flee and Verity fear! Diobell! Whalebones and
14908buskbutts may hurt you (thwackaway thwuck!) but never lay bare your
14909breast secret (dickette's place!) to joy a Jonas in the Dolphin's Barncar
14910with your meetual fan, Doveyed Covetfilles, comepulsing paynattention
14911spasms between the averthisment for Ulikah's wine and a pair of
14912pulldoors of the old cupiosity shape. There you'll fix your eyes darkled
14913on the autocart of the bringfast cable but here till youre martimorphysed
14914please sit still face to face. For if the shorth of your skorth falls down to
14915his knees pray how wrong will he look till he rises? Not before
14916Gravesend is commuted. But now reappears Autist Algy, the
14917pulcherman and would-do performer, oleas Mr Smuth, stated by the
14918vice crusaders to be well known to all the dallytaunties in and near the
14919ciudad of Buellas Arias, taking you to the playguehouse to see the
14920Smirching of Venus and asking with whispered offers in a very low
14921bearded voice, with a nice little tiny manner and in a very nice little tony
14922way, won't you be an artist's moral and pose in your nudies as a local
14923esthetic before voluble old masters, introducing you, left to right the
14924party comprises, to hogarths like Bottisilly and Titteretto and
14925Vergognese and Coraggio with their extrahand Mazzaccio, plus the
14926usual bilker's dozen of dowdycameramen. And the volses of lewd
14927Buylan, for innocence! And the phyllisophies of Bussup Bulkeley. O,
14928the frecklessness of the giddies nouveautays! There's many's the
14929icepolled globetopper is haunted by the hottest spot under his equator
14930like Ramrod, the meaty hunter, always jaeger for a thrust. The back
14931beautiful, the undraped divine! And Suzy's Moedl's with their Blue
14932Danuboyes! All blah! Viper's vapid vilest! Put off the old man at the
14933very font and get right on with the nutty sparker round the back. Slip
14934your oval out of touch and let the paravis be your goal. Up leather,
14935Prunella, convert your try! Stick wicks in your earshells when you hear
14936the prompter's voice. Look on a boa in his beauty and you'll never more
14937wear your strawberry leaves. Rely on the relic. What bondman ever you
14938bind on earth I'll be bound 'twas combined in hemel. Keep airly hores
14939and the worm is yores. Dress the pussy for her nighty and follow her
14940piggytails up their way to Winkyland. See little poupeep she's firsht
14941ashleep. After having sat your poetries and you know what happens
14942when chine throws over jupan. Go to doss with the poulterer, you
14943understand, and shake up with the milchmand. The Sully van vultures
14944are on the prowl. And the hailies fingringmaries. Tobaccos tabu and
14945toboggan's a back seat. Secret satieties and onanymous letters make the
14946great unwatched as bad as their betters. Don't on any account acquire a
14947paunchon for that alltoocommon fagbutt habit of frequenting and
14948chumming together with the braces of couples in Mr Tunnelly's
14949hallways (smash it) wriggling with lowcusses and cockchafers and
14950vamps and rodants, with the end to commit acts of interstipital
14951indecency as between twineties and tapegarters, fingerpats on
14952fondlepets, under the couvrefeu act. It's the thin end; wedge your steps!
14953Your high powered hefty hoyden thinks nothing of ramping through a
14954whole suite of smokeless husbands. Three minutes I'm counting you.
14955Woooooon. No triching now! Give me that when I tell you! Ragazza
14956ladra! And is that any place to be smuggling his madam's apples up?
14957Deceitful jade. Gee wedge! Begor, I like the way they're half cooked.
14958Hold, flay, grill, fire that laney feeling for kosenkissing disgenically
14959within the proscribed limits like Population Peg on a hint or twim
14960clandestinely does be doing to Temptation Tom, atkings questions in
14961barely and snakking svarewords like a nursemagd. While there's men-
14962a'war on the say there'll be loves-o'women on the do. Love through the
14963usual channels, cisternbrothelly, when properly disinfected and taken
14964neat in the generable way upon retiring to roost in the company of a
14965husband-in-law or other respectable relative of an apposite sex, not love
14966that leads by the nose as I foresmellt but canalised love, you understand,
14967does a felon good, suspiciously if he has a slugger's liver but I cannot
14968belabour the point too ardently (and after the lessions of experience I
14969speak from inspiration) that fetid spirits is the thief of prurities, so none
14970of your twenty rod cherrywhisks, me daughter! At the Cat and Coney or
14971the Spotted Dog. And at 2bis Lot's Road. When parties get tight for each
14972other they lose all respect together. By the stench of her fizzle and the
14973glib of her gab know the drunken draggletail Dublin drab. You'll pay for
14974each bally sorraday night every billing sumday morning. When the
14975night is in May and the moon shines might. We won't meeth in Navan
14976till you try to give the Kellsfrieclub the goby. Hill or hollow, Hull or
14977Hague! And beware how you dare of wet cocktails in Kildare or the
14978same may see your wedding driving home from your wake. Mades of
14979ashens when you flirt spoil the lad but spare his shirt! Lay your lilylike
14980long his shoulder but buck back if he buts bolder and just hep your
14981homely hop and heed no horning but if you've got some brainy notion to
14982raise cancan and rouse commotion I'll be apt to flail that tail for you till
14983it's borning. Let the love ladleliked at the eye girde your gastricks in the
14984gym. Nor must you omit to screw the lid firmly on that jazz jiggery and
14985kick starts. Bumping races on the flat and point to point over obstacles.
14986Ridewheeling that acclivisciously up windy Rutland Rise and insighting
14987rebellious northers before the saunter of the city of Dunlob. Then
14988breretonbiking on the free with your airs of go-be-dee and your heels
14989upon the handlebars. Berrboel brazenness! No, before your corselage rib
14990is decartilaged, that is to mean if you have visceral ptossis, my point is,
14991making allowances for the fads of your weak abdominal wall and your
14992liver asprewl, vinvin, vinvin, or should you feel, in shorts, as though
14993you needed healthy physicking exorcise to flush your kidneys, you
14994understand, and move that twelffinger bowel and threadworm
14995inhibitating it, lassy, and perspire freely, lict your lector in the lobby and
14996why out you go by the ostiary on to the dirt track and skip! Be a
14997sportive. Deal with Nature the great greengrocer and pay regularly the
14998monthlies. Your Punt's Perfume's only in the hatpinny shop beside the
14999reek of the rawny. It's more important than air — I mean than eats — air
15000(Oop, I never open momouth but I pack mefood in it) and promotes that
15001natural emotion. Stamp out bad eggs. Why so many puddings prove
15002disappointing, as Dietician says, in Creature Comforts Causeries, and
15003why so much soup is so muck slop. If we could fatten on the
15004elizabeetons we wouldn't have teeth like the hippopotamians. However.
15005Likewise if I were in your envelope shirt I'd keep my weathereye well
15006cocked open for your furnished lodgers paying for their feed on tally
15007with company and piano tunes. Only stuprifying yourself! The too
15008friendly friend sort, Mazourikawitch or some other sukinsin of a vitch,
15009who he's kommen from olt Pannonia on this porpoise whom sue
15010stooderin about the maul and femurl artickles and who mix himself so at
15011home mid the musik and spanks the ivory that lovely for this your
15012Mistro Melosiosus MacShine MacShane may soon prove your undoing
15013and bane through the succeeding years of rain should you, whilst Jaun is
15014from home, get used to basking in his loverslowlap, inordinately clad,
15015moustacheteasing, when closehended together behind locked doors,
15016kissing steadily, (malbongusta, it's not the thing you know!) with the
15017calfloving selfseeker, under the influence of woman, inching up to you,
15018disarranging your modesties and fumbling with his forte paws in your
15019bodice after your billy doos twy as a first go off (take care, would you
15020stray and split on me!) and going on doing his idiot every time you gave
15021him his chance to get thick and play pigglywiggly, making much of you,
15022bilgetalking like a ditherer, gougouzoug, about your glad neck and the
15023round globe and the white milk and the red raspberries (O horrifier!)
15024and prying down furthermore to chance his lucky arm with his pregnant
15025questions up to our past lives. What has that caught to sing with him?
15026The next fling you'll be squitting on the Tubber Nakel, pouring pitchers
15027to the well for old Gloatsdane's glorification and the postequities of the
15028Black Watch, peeping private from the Bush and Rangers. And our local
15029busybody, talker-go-bragk. Worse again! Off of that praying fan on to
15030them priars! It would be a whorable state of affairs altogether for the
15031redcolumnists of presswritten epics, Peter Paragraph and Paulus Puff,
15032(I'm keepsoaking them to cover my concerts) to get ahold of for their
15033balloons and shoot you private by surprise, considering the marriage
15034slump that's on this oil age and pulexes three shillings a pint and wives
15035at six and seven when domestic calamities belame par and newlaids
15036bellow mar for the twenty twotoosent time thwealthy took thousands in
15037the slack march of civilisation were you, becoming guilty of unleckylike
15038intoxication to have and to hold, to pig and to pay direct connection,
15039qua intervener, with a prominent married member of the vicereeking
15040squad and, in consequence of the thereinunder subpenas, be flummoxed
15041to the second degree by becoming a detestificated companykeeper on
15042the dammymonde of Lucalamplight. Anything but that, for the fear and
15043love of gold! Once and for all, I'll have no college swankies (you see, I
15044am well voiced in love's arsenal and all its overtures from collion boys
15045to colleen bawns so I have every reason to know that rogues' gallery of
15046nightbirds and bitchfanciers, lucky duffs and light lindsays, haughty
15047hamiltons and gay gordons, dosed, doctored and otherwise, messing
15048around skirts and what their fickling intentions look like, you make up
15049your mind to that) trespassing on your danger zone in the dancer years.
15050If ever I catch you at it, mind, it's you that will cocottch it! I'll tackle you
15051to feel if you have a few devils in you. Holy gun, I'll give it to you, hot,
15052high and heavy before you can say sedro! Or may the maledictions of
15053Lousyfear fall like nettlerash on the white friar's father that converted
15054from moonshine the fostermother of the first nancyfree that ran off after
15055the trumpadour that mangled Moore's melodies and so upturned the
15056tubshead of the stardaft journalwriter to inspire the prime finisher to
15057fellhim the firtree out of which Cooper Funnymore planed the flat of the
15058beerbarrel on which my grandydad's lustiest sat his seat of unwisdom
15059with my tante's petted sister for the cause of his joy! Amene.
15060    Poof! There's puff for ye, begor, and planxty of it, all abound me
15061breadth! Glor galore and glory be! As broad as its lung and as long as a
15062line! The valiantine vaux of Venerable Val Vousdem. If my jaws must
15063brass away like the due drops on my lay. And the topnoted delivery
15064you'd expected be me invoice! Theo Dunnohoo's warning from Daddy
15065O'Dowd. Whoo? What I'm wondering to myselfwhose for there's a
15066strong tendency, to put it mildly, by making me the medium. I feel spirts
15067of itchery outching out from all over me and only for the
15068sludgehummer's force in my hand to hold them the darkens alone knows
15069what'll who'll be saying of next. However. Now, before my upperotic
15070rogister, something nice. Now? Dear Sister, in perfect leave again I say
15071take a brokerly advice and keep it to yourself that we, Jaun, first of our
15072name here now make all receptacles of, free of price. Easy, my dear, if
15073they tingle you either say nothing or nod. No cheekacheek with
15074chipperchapper, you and your last mashboy and the padre in the
15075pulpbox enumerating you his nostrums. Be vacillant over those vigilant
15076who would leave you to belave black on white. Close in for psychical
15077hijiniks as well but fight shy of mugpunters. I'd burn the books that
15078grieve you and light an allassundrian bompyre that would suffragate
15079Tome Plyfire or Zolfanerole. Perousse instate your Weekly Standerd,
15080our verile organ that is ethelred by all pressdom. Apply your five wits to
15081the four verilatest. The Arsdiken's An Traitey on Miracula or Viewed to
15082Death by a Priest Hunter is still first in the field despite the castle bar,
15083William Archer's a rompan good cathalogue and he'll give you a riser on
15084the route to our nazional labronry. Skim over Through Hell with the
15085Papes (mostly boys) by the divine comic Denti Alligator (exsponging
15086your index) and find a quip in a quire arisus aream from bastardtitle to
15087fatherjohnson. Swear aloud by pious fiction the like of Lentil Lore by
15088Carnival Cullen or that Percy Wynns of our S. J. Finn's or Pease in
15089Plenty by the Curer of Wars, licensed and censered by our most
15090picturesque prelates, Their Graces of Linzen and Petitbois, bishops of
15091Hibernites, licet ut lebanus, for expansion on the promises, the two best
15092sells on the market this luckiest year, set up by Gill the father, put out
15093by Gill the son and circulating disimally at Gillydehooly's Cost. Strike
15094up a nodding acquaintance for our doctrine with the works of old Mrs
15095Trot, senior, and Manoel Canter, junior, and Loper de Figas, nates
15096maximum. I used to follow Mary Liddlelambe's flitsy tales, espicially
15097with the scentaminted sauce. Sifted science will do your arts good. Egg
15098Laid by Former Cock and With Flageolettes in Send Fanciesland.
15099Chiefly girls. Trip over sacramental tea into the long lives of our saints
15100and saucerdotes, with vignettes, cut short into instructual primers by
15101those in authority for the bittermint of your soughts. Forfet not the
15102palsied. Light a match for poor old Contrabally and send some balmoil
15103for the schizmatics. A hemd in need is aye a friendly deed. Remember,
15104maid, thou dust art powder but Cinderella thou must return (what are
15105you robbing her sleeve for, Ruby? And pull in your tongue, Polly!). Cog
15106that out of your teen times, everyone. The lad who brooks no breaches
15107lifts the lass that toffs a tailor. How dare ye be laughing out of your
15108mouthshine at the lack of that? Keep cool your fresh chastity which is
15109far better far. Sooner than part with that vestalite emerald of the first
15110importance, descended to me by far from our family, which you treasure
15111up so closely where extremes meet, nay, mozzed lesmended, rather let
15112the whole ekumene universe belong to merry Hal and do whatever his
15113Mary well likes. When the gong goes for hornets-two-nest marriage step
15114into your harness and strip off that nullity suit. Faminy, hold back! For
15115the race is to the rashest of, the romping, jomping rushes of. Haul
15116Seton's down, black, green and grey, and hoist Mikealy's whey and
15117sawdust. What's overdressed if underclothed? Poposht forstake me knot
15118where there's white lets ope. Whisht! Blesht she that walked with good
15119Jook Humprey for he made her happytight. Go! You can down all the
15120dripping you can dumple to, and buffkid scouse too ad libidinum, in
15121these lassitudes if you've parents and things to look after. That was what
15122stuck to the Comtesse Cantilene while she was sticking out Mavis
15123Toffeelips to feed her soprannated huspals, and it is henceforth
15124associated with her names. La Dreeping! Die Droopink! The inimitable
15125in puresuet of the inevitable! There's nothing to touch it, we are taucht,
15126unless she'd care for a mouthpull of white pudding for the wish is on her
15127rose marine and the lunchlight in her eye, so when you pet the rollingpin
15128write my name on the pie. Guard that gem, Sissy, rich and rare, ses he.
15129In this cold old worold who'll feel it? Hum! The jewel you're all so
15130cracked about there's flitty few of them gets it for there's nothing now
15131but the sable stoles and a runabout to match it. Sing him a ring. Touch
15132me low. And I'll lech ye so, my soandso. Show and show. Show on
15133show. She. Shoe. Shone.
15134    Divulge, sjuddenly jouted out hardworking Jaun, kicking the
15135console to his double and braying aloud like Brahaam's ass, and, as his
15136voixehumanar swelled to great, clenching his manlies, so highly strong
15137was he, man, and gradually quite warming to her (there must have been
15138a power of kinantics in that buel of gruel he gobed at bedgo) divorce
15139into me and say the curname in undress (if you get into trouble with a
15140party you are not likely to forget his appearance either) of any lapwhelp
15141or sleevemongrel who talks to you upon the road where he tuck you to
15142be a roller, O, (the goattanned saxopeeler upshotdown chigs peel of
15143him!) and volunteers to trifle with your roundlings for profferred glass
15144and dough, the marrying hand that his leisure repents of, without taking
15145out his proper password from the eligible ministriss for affairs with the
15146black fremdling, that enemy of our country, in a cleanlooking light and I
15147don't care a tongser's tammany hang who the mucky is nor twoo hoots
15148in the corner nor three shouts on a hill (were he even a constantineal
15149namesuch of my very own, Attaboy Knowling, and like enoch to my
15150townmajor ancestors, the two that are taking out their divorces in the
15151Spooksbury courts circuits, Rere Uncle Remus, the Baas of Eboracum
15152and Old Father Ulissabon Knickerbocker, the lanky sire of
15153Wolverhampton, about their bristelings), but as true as there's a soke for
15154sakes in Twoways Peterborough and sure as home we come to newsky
15155prospect from west the wave on schedule time (if I came any quicker I'll
15156be right back before I left) from the land of breach of promise with
15157Brendan's mantle whitening the Kerribrasilian sea and March's pebbles
15158spinning from beneath our footslips to carry fire and sword, rest insured
15159that as we value the very name in sister that as soon as we do possibly it
15160will be a poor lookout for that insister. He's a markt man from that hour.
15161And why do we say that, you may query me? Quary? Guess! Call'st
15162thou? Think and think and think, I urge on you. Muffed! The wrong
15163porridge. You are an ignoratis! Because then probably we'll dumb well
15164soon show him what the Shaun way is like how we'll go a long way
15165towards breaking his outsider's face for him for making up to you with
15166his bringthee balm of Gaylad and his singthee songs of Arupee,
15167chancetrying my ward's head into sanctuary before feeling with his two
15168dimensions for your nuptial dito. Ohibow, if I was Blonderboss I'd
15169gooandfrighthisdualman! Now, we'll tell you what we'll do to be sicker
15170instead of compensation. We'll he'll burst our his mouth like Leary to
15171the Leinsterface and reduce he'll we'll ournhisn liniments to a poolp.
15172Open the door softly, somebody wants you, dear! You'll hear him
15173calling you, bump, like a blizz, in the muezzin of the turkest night.
15174Come on now, pillarbox! I'll stiffen your scribeall, broken reed! That'll
15175be it, grand operoar style, even should I, with my sleuts of hogpew and
15176cheekas, have to coomb the brash of the libs round Close Saint Patrice
15177to lay my louseboob on his behaitch like solitar. We are all eyes. I have
15178his quoram of images all on my retinue, Mohomadhawn Mike. Brassup!
15179Moreover after that, bad manners to me, if I don't think strongly about
15180giving the brotherkeeper into custody to the first police bubby
15181cunstabless of Dora's Diehards in the field I might chance to follopon.
15182Or for that matter, for your information, if I get the wind up what do
15183you bet in the buckets of my wrath I mightn't even take it into my
15184progromme, as sweet course, to do a rash act and pitch in and swing for
15185your perfect stranger in the meadow of heppiness and then wipe the
15186street up with the clonmellian, pending my bringing proceedings verses
15187the joyboy before a bunch of magistrafes and twelve good and gleeful
15188men? Filius nullius per fas et nefas. It should prove more or less of an
15189event and show the widest federal in my cup. He'll have pansements
15190then for his pensamientos, howling for peace. Pretty knocks, I promise
15191him with plenty burkes for his shins. Dumnlimn wimn humn. In which
15192case I'll not be complete in fighting lust until I contrive to half kill your
15193Charley you're my darling for you and send him to Home Surgeon
15194Hume, the algebrist, before his appointed time, particularly should he
15195turn out to be a man in brown about town, Rollo the Gunger, son of a
15196wants a flurewaltzer to Arnolff's, picking up ideas, of well over or about
15197fiftysix or so, pithecoid proportions, with perhops five foot eight, the
15198usual X Y Z type, R.C. Toc H, nothing but claret, not in the studbook by
15199a long stortch, with a toothbrush moustache and jawcrockeries, alias
15200grinner through collar, and of course no beard, meat and colmans suit,
15201with tar's baggy slacks, obviously too roomy for him and springside
15202boots, washing tie, Father Mathew's bridge pin, sipping some
15203Wheatley's at Rhoss's on a barstool, with some pubpal of the Olaf Stout
15204kidney, always trying to poorchase movables by hebdomedaries for to
15205putt in a new house to loot, cigarette in his holder, with a good job and
15206pension in Buinness's, what about our trip to Normandy style
15207conversation, with an occasional they say that filmacoulored featured at
15208the Mothrapurl skrene about Michan and his lost angeleens is
15209corkyshows do morvaloos, blueygreen eyes a bit scummy developing a
15210series of angry boils with certain references to the Deity, seeking relief
15211in alcohol and so on, general omnibus character with a dash of
15212railwaybrain, stale cough and an occasional twinge of claudication,
15213having his favourite fecundclass family of upwards of a decade, both
15214harefoot and loadenbrogued, to boot and buy off, Imean.
15215
15216    So let it be a knuckle or an elbow, I hereby admonish you! It may
15217all be topping fun but it's tip and run and touch and flow for every
15218whack when Marie stopes Phil fluther's game to go. Arms arome, side
15219aside, face into the wall. To the tumble of the toss tot the trouble of the
15220swaddled, O. And lest there be no misconception, Miss Forstowelsy,
15221over who to fasten the plightforlifer on (threehundred and thirty three to
15222one on Rue the Day!) when the nice little smellar squalls in his crydle
15223what the dirty old bigger'll be squealing through his coughin you better
15224keep in the gunbarrel straight around vokseburst as I recommence you
15225to (you gypseyeyed baggage, do you hear what I'm praying?) or, Gash,
15226without butthering my head to assortail whose stroke forced or which
15227struck backly, I'll be all over you myselx horizontally, as the
15228straphanger said, for knocking me with my name and yourself and your
15229babybag down at such a greet sacrifice with a rap of the gavel to a third
15230price cowhandler as cheap as the niggerd's dirt (for sale!) or I'll smack
15231your fruitflavoured jujube lips well for you, so I will well for you, if you
15232don't keep a civil tongue in your pigeonhouse. The pleasures of love
15233lasts but a fleeting but the pledges of life outlusts a lieftime. I'll have it
15234in for you. I'll teach you bed minners, tip for tap, to be playing your
15235oddaugghter tangotricks with micky dazzlers if I find corsehairs on your
15236river-frock and the squirmside of your burberry lupitally covered with
15237chiffchaff and shavings. Up Rosemiry Lean and Potanasty Rod you
15238wos, wos you? I overstand you, you understand. Asking Annybettyelsas
15239to carry your parcels and you dreaming of net glory. You'll ging
15240naemaer wi'Wolf the Ganger. Cutting chapel, were you? and had dates
15241with slickers in particular hotels, had we? Lonely went to play your
15242mother, isod? You was wiffriends? Hay, dot's a doll yarn! Mark mean
15243then! I'll homeseek you, Luperca as sure as there's a palatine in
15244Limerick and in striped conference here's how. Nerbu de Bios! If you
15245twos goes to walk upon the railway, Gard, and I'll goad to beat behind
15246the bush! See to it! Snip! It's up to you. I'll be hatsnatching harrier to
15247hiding huries hinder hedge. Snap! I'll tear up your limpshades and lock
15248all your trotters in the closet, I will, and cut your silkskin into garters.
15249You'll give up your ask unbrodhel ways when I make you reely smart.
15250So skelp your budd and kiss the hurt! I'll have plenary sadisfaction,
15251plays the bishop, for your partial's indulgences if your my rodeo gell.
15252Fair man and foul suggestion. There's a lot of lecit pleasure coming
15253bangslanging your way, Miss Pinpernelly satin. For your own good, you
15254understand, for the man who lifts his pud to a woman is saving the way
15255for kindness. You'll rebmemer your mottob Aveh Tiger Roma mikely
15256smarter the nickst time. For I'll just draw my prancer and give you one
15257splitpuck in the crupper, you understand, that will bring the poppy blush
15258of shame to your peony hindmost till you yelp papapardon and radden
15259your rhodatantarums to the beat of calorrubordolor, I am, I do and I
15260suffer, (do you hear me now, lickspoon, and stop looking at your
15261bussycat bow in the slate?) that you won't obliterate for the bulkier part
15262of a running year, failing to give a good account of yourself, if you think
15263I'm so tan cupid as all that. Lights out now (bouf!), tight and sleep on it.
15264And that's how I'll bottle your greedypuss beautibus for ye, me bullin
15265heifer, for 'tis I that have the peer of arrams that carry a wallop. Between
15266them.
15267
15268    Unbeknownst to you would ire turn o'er see, a nuncio would I return
15269here. How (from the sublime to the ridiculous) times out of oft, my
15270future, shall we think with deepest of love and recollection by
15271rintrospection of thee but me far away on the pillow, breathing foundly
15272o'er my names all through the empties, whilst moidhered by the rattle of
15273the doppeldoorknockers. Our homerole poet to Ostelinda, Fred
15274Wetherly, puts it somewhys better. You're sitting on me style, maybe,
15275whereoft I helped your ore. Littlegame rumilie from Liffalidebankum,
15276(Toobliqueme!) but a big corner fill you do in this unadulterated seat of
15277our affections. Aerwenger's my breed so may we uncreepingly
15278multipede like the sands on Amberhann! Sevenheavens, O heaven! Iy
15279waount yiou! yore ways to melittleme were wonderful so Ickam
15280purseproud in sending uym loveliest pansiful thoughts touching me dash
15281in-you through wee dots Hyphen, the so pretty arched godkin of
15282beddingnights. If I've proved to your sallysfashion how I'm a man of
15283Armor let me so, let me sue, let me see your isabellis. How I shall,
15284should I survive, as, please the uniter of U.M.I. hearts, I am living in
15285hopes to do, replacing mig wandering handsup in yawers so yeager for
15286mitch, positively cover the two pure chicks of your comely plumpchake
15287with zuccherikissings, hong, kong, and so gong, that I'd scare the bats
15288out of the ivfry one of those puggy mornings, honestly, by my
15289rantandog and daddyoak I will, become come coming when, upon the
15290mingling of our meeting waters, wish to wisher, like massive mountains
15291to part no more, you will there and then, in those happy moments of
15292ouryour soft accord, rainkiss on me back, for full marks with shouldered
15293arms, and in that united I.R.U. stade, when I come (touf! touf!)
15294wildflier's fox into my own greengeese again, swap sweetened smugs,
15295six of one for half a dozen of the other, till they'll bet we're the cuckoo
15296derby when cherries next come back to Ealing as come they must, as
15297they musted in their past, as they must for my pressing season, as
15298hereinafter must they chirrywill immediately suant on my safe return to
15299ignorance and bliss in my horseless Coppal Poor, through suirland and
15300noreland, kings country and queens, with my ropes of pearls for gamey
15301girls the way ye'll hardly. Knowme.
15302
15303    Slim ye, come slum with me and rally rats' roundup! 'Tis post
15304purification we will, sales of work and social service, missus,
15305completing our Abelite union by the adoptation of fosterlings. Embark
15306for Euphonia! Up Murphy, Henson and O'Dwyer, the Warchester
15307Warders! I'll put in a shirt time if you'll get through your shift and
15308between us in our shared slaves, brace to brassiere and shouter to
15309shunter, we'll pull off our working programme. Come into the garden
15310guild and be free of the gape athome! We'll circumcivicise all Dublin
15311country. Let us, the real Us, all ignite in our prepurgatory grade as
15312aposcals and be instrumental to utensilise, help our Jakeline sisters clean
15313out the hogshole and generally ginger things up. Meliorism in
15314massquantities, raffling receipts and sharing sweepstakes till navel,
15315spokes and felloes hum like hymn. Burn only what's Irish, accepting
15316their coals. You will soothe the cokeblack bile that's Anglia's and touch
15317Armourican's iron core. Write me your essayes, my vocational scholars,
15318but corsorily, dipping your nose in it, for Henrietta's sake, on
15319mortinatality in the life of jewries and the sludge of King Haarington's
15320at its height, running boulevards over the whole of it. I'd write it all by
15321mownself if I only had here of my jolly young watermen. Bear in mind,
15322by Michael, all the provincial's bananas peels and elacock eggs making
15323drawadust jubilee along Henry, Moore, Earl and Talbot Streets. Luke at
15324all the memmer manning he's dung for the pray of birds, our priest-
15325mayor-king-merchant, strewing the Castleknock Road and drawing
15326manure upon it till the first glimpse of Wales and from Ballses Breach
15327Harshoe up to Dumping's Corner with the Mirist fathers' brothers eleven
15328versus White Friars out on a rogation stag party. Compare them
15329caponchin trowlers with the Bridge of Belches in Fairview, noreast
15330Dublin's favourite souwest wateringplatz and ump as you lump it. What
15331do you mean by Jno Citizen and how do you think of Jas Pagan?
15332Compost liffe in Dufblin by Pierce Egan with the baugh in Baughkley
15333of Fino Ralli. Explain why there is such a number of orders of religion
15334in Asea! Why such an order number in preference to any other number?
15335Why any number in any order at all? Now? Where is the greenest island
15336off the black coats of Spaign? Overset into universal: I am perdrix and
15337upon my pet ridge. Oralmus! Way, O way for the autointaxication of
15338our town of the Fords in a huddle! Hailfellow some wellmet boneshaker
15339or, to ascertain the facts for herself, run up your showeryweather once
15340and trust and take the Drumgondola tram and, wearing the midlimb and
15341vestee endorsed by the hierarchy fitted with ecclastics, bending your
15342steps, pick a trail and stand on, say, Aston's, I advise you strongly, along
15343quaith a copy of the Seeds and Weeds Act when you have procured one
15344for yourself and take a good longing gaze into any nearby shopswindow
15345you may select at suppose, let us say, the hoyth of number eleven, Kane
15346or Keogh's, and in the course of about thirtytwo minutes' time proceed
15347to turn aroundabout on your heehills towards the previous causeway and
15348I shall be very cruelly mistaken indeed if you will not be jushed
15349astunshed to see how you will be meanwhile durn weel topcoated with
15350kakes of slush occasioned by the mush jam of the cross and blackwalls
15351traffic in transit. See Capels and then fly. Show me that complaint book
15352here. Where's Cowtends Kateclean, the woman with the muckrake?
15353When will the W.D. face of our sow muckloved d'lin, the Troia of towns
15354and Carmen of cities, crawling with mendiants in perforated clothing,
15355get its wellbelavered white like l'pool and m'chester? When's that
15356grandnational goldcapped dupsydurby houspill coming with its
15357vomitives for our mothers-in-load and stretchers for their devitalised
15358males? I am all of me for freedom of speed but who'll disasperaguss
15359Pope's Avegnue or who'll uproose the Opian Way? Who'll brighton
15360Brayhowth and bait the Bull Bailey and never despair of Lorcansby?
15361The rampant royal commissioners! 'Tis an ill weed blows no poppy
15362good. And this labour's worthy of my higher. Oil for meed and toil for
15363feed and a walk with the band for Job Loos. If I hope not charity what
15364profiteers me? Nothing! My tippers of flags are knobs of hardshape for
15365it isagrim tale, keeping the father of curls from the sport of oak. Do you
15366know what, liddle giddles? One of those days I am advised by the
15367smiling voteseeker who's now snoring elued to positively strike off
15368hiking for good and all as I bldy well bdly ought until such temse as
15369some mood is made under privy-sealed orders to get me an increase of
15370automoboil and footwear for these poor discalced and a bourse from bon
15371Somewind for a cure at Badanuweir (though where it's going to come
15372from this time — ) as I sartunly think now, honest to John, for an
15373income plexus that that's about the sanguine boundary limit. Amean.
15374
15375    Sis dearest, Jaun added, with voise somewhit murky, what though
15376still high fa luting, as he turned his dorse to her to pay court to it, and
15377ouverleaved his booseys to give the note and score, phonoscopically
15378incuriosited and melancholic this time whiles, as on the fulmament he
15379gaped in wulderment, his onsaturncast eyes in stellar attraction followed
15380swift to an imaginary swellaw, O, the vanity of Vanissy! All ends
15381vanishing! Pursonally, Grog help me, I am in no violent hurry. If time
15382enough lost the ducks walking easy found them. I'll nose a blue fonx
15383with any tristys blinking upon this earthlight of all them that pass by the
15384way of the deerdrive, conconey's run or wilfrid's walk, but I'd turn back
15385as lief as not if I could only spoonfind the nippy girl of my heart's
15386appointment, Mona Vera Toutou Ipostila, my lady of Lyons, to guide
15387me by gastronomy under her safe conduct. That's more in my line. I'd
15388ask no kinder of fates than to stay where I am, with my tinny of
15389brownie's tea, under the invocation of Saint Jamas Hanway, servant of
15390Gamp, lapidated, and Jacobus a Pershawm, intercissous, for my
15391thurifex, with Peter Roche, that frind of my boozum, leaning on my
15392cubits, at this passing moment by localoption in the birds' lodging, me
15393pheasants among, where I'll dreamt that I'll dwealth mid warblers' walls
15394when throstles and choughs to my sigh hiehied, with me hares standing
15395up well and me longlugs dittoes, where a maurdering row, the fox! has
15396broken at the coward sight till well on into the beausome of the exhaling
15397night, pinching stopandgo jewels out of the hedges and catching dimtop
15398brilliants on the tip of my wagger but for that owledclock (fast cease to
15399it!) has just gone twoohoo the hour and that yen breezes zipping round
15400by Drumsally do be devils to play fleurt. I could sit on safe side till the
15401bark of Saint Grouseus for hoopoe's hours, till heoll's hoerrisings,
15402laughing lazy at the sheep's lightning and turn a widamost ear dreamily
15403to the drummling of snipers, hearing the wireless harps of sweet old
15404Aerial and the mails across the nightrives (peepet! peepet!) and
15405whippoor willy in the woody (moor park! moor park!) as peacefed as a
15406philopotamus, and crekking jugs at the grenoulls, leaving tealeaves for
15407the trout and belleeks for the wary till I'd followed through my upfielded
15408neviewscope the rugaby moon cumuliously godrolling himself
15409westasleep amuckst the cloudscrums for to watch how carefully my
15410nocturnal goosemother would lay her new golden sheegg for me down
15411under in the shy orient. What wouldn't I poach — the rent in my
15412riverside, my otther shoes, my beavery, honest! — ay, and melt my belt
15413for a dace feast of grannom with the finny ones, those happy greppies in
15414their minnowahaw, flashing down the swansway, leaps ahead of the
15415swift MacEels, the big Gillaroo redfellows and the pursewinded carpers,
15416rearin antis rood perches astench of me, or, when I'd like own company
15417best, with the help of a norange and bear, to be reclined by the lasher on
15418my logansome, my g.b.d. in my f.a.c.e., solfanelly in my shellyholders
15419and lov'd latakia, the benuvolent, for my nosethrills, with the
15420jealosomines wilting away to their heart's deelight and the king of
15421saptimber letting down his humely odours for my consternation,
15422dapping my griffeen, burning water in the spearlight or catching
15423trophies of the king's royal college of sturgeone by the armful for to
15424bake pike and pie while, O twined me abower in L'Alouette's Tower, all
15425Adelaide's naughtingerls juckjucking benighth me, I'd gamut my
15426twittynice    Dorian     blackbudds      chthonic     solphia    off    my
15427singasongapiccolo to pipe musicall airs on numberous fairyaciodes. I
15428give, a king, to me, she does, alone, up there, yes see, I double give, till
15429the spinney all eclosed asong with them. Isn't that lovely though? I give
15430to me alone I trouble give! I may have no mind to lamagnage the forte
15431bits like the pianage but you can't cadge me off the key. I've a voicical
15432lilt too true. Nomario! And bemolly and jiesis! For I sport a
15433whatyoumacormack in the latcher part of my throughers. And the lark
15434that I let fly (olala!) is as cockful of funantics as it's tune to my fork.
15435Naturale you might lower register me as diserecordant, but I'm athlone
15436in the lillabilling of killarnies. That's flat. Yet ware the wold, you!
15437What's good for the gorse is a goad for the garden. Lethals lurk
15438heimlocked in logans. Loathe laburnums. Dash the gaudy deathcup!
15439Bryony O'Bryony, thy name is Belladama! But enough of greenwood's
15440gossip. Birdsnests is birdsnests. Thine to wait but mine to wage. And
15441now play sharp to me. Doublefirst I'll head foremost through all my
15442examhoops. And what sensitive coin I'd be possessed of at Latouche's,
15443begor, I'd sink it sumtotal, every dolly farting, in vestments of
15444subdominal poteen at prime cost and I bait you my chancey oldcoat
15445against the whole ounce you half on your backboard (if madamaud
15446strips mesdamines may cold strafe illglands!) that I'm the gogetter that'd
15447make it pay like cash registers as sure as there's a pot on a pole. And,
15448what with one man's fish and a dozen men's poissons, sowing my wild
15449plums to reap ripe plentihorns mead, lashings of erbole and hydromel
15450and bragget, I'd come out with my magic fluke in close time, fair, free
15451and frolicky, zooming tophole on the mart as a factor. And I tell you the
15452Bective's wouldn't hold me. By the unsleeping Solman Annadromus, ye
15453god of little pescies, nothing would stop me for mony makes multimony
15454like the brogues and the kishes. Not the Ulster Rifles and the Cork
15455Milice and the Dublin Fusees and Connacht Rangers ensembled! I'd axe
15456the channon and leip a liffey and drink annyblack water that rann onme
15457way. Yip! How's thats for scats, mine shatz, for a lovebird? To funk is
15458only peternatural its daring feers divine. Bebold! Like Varian's balaying
15459all behind me. And before you knew where you weren't, I stake my
15460ignitial's divy, cash-and-cash-can-again, I'd be staggering humanity and
15461loyally rolling you over, my sowwhite sponse, in my tons of red clover,
15462nighty nigh to the metronome, fiehigh and fiehigher and fiehighest of
15463all. Holy petter and pal, I'd spoil you altogether, my sumptuous Sheila!
15464Mumm all to do brut frull up fizz and unpop a few shortusians or shake
15465a pale of sparkling ice, hear it swirl, happy girl! Not a spot of my hide
15466but you'd love to seek and scanagain! There'd be no standing me, I tell
15467you. And, as gameboy as my pagan name K.C. is what it is, I'd never
15468say let fly till we shot that blissup and swumped each other, manawife,
15469into our sever nevers where I'd plant you, my Gizzygay, on the electric
15470ottoman in the lap of lechery, simpringly stitchless with admiracion,
15471among the most uxuriously furnished compartments, with sybarate
15472chambers, just as I'd run my shoestring into near a million or so of them
15473as a firstclass dealer and everything. Only for one thing that, howover
15474famiksed I would become, I'd be awful anxious, you understand, about
15475shoepisser pluvious and in assideration of the terrible luftsucks
15476woabling around with the hedrolics in the coold amstophere till the
15477borting that would perish the Dane and his chapter of accidents to be
15478atramental to the better half of my alltoolyrical health, not considering
15479my capsflap, and that's the truth now out of the cackling bag for truly
15480sure, for another thing, I never could tell the leest falsehood that would
15481truthfully give sotisfiction. I'm not talking apple sauce eithou. Or up in
15482my hat. I earnst. Schue!
15483    Sissibis dearest, as I was reading to myself not very long ago in
15484Tennis Flonnels Mac Courther, his correspondance, besated upon my
15485tripos, and just thinking like thauthor how long I'd like myself to be
15486continued at Hothelizod, peeking into the focus and pecking at
15487thumbnail reveries, pricking up ears to my phono on the ground and
15488picking up airs from th'other over th'ether, 'tis tramsported with grief I
15489am this night sublime, as you may see by my size and my brow that's all
15490forehead, to go forth, frank and hoppy, to the tune the old plow tied off,
15491from our nostorey house, upon this benedictine errand but it is
15492historically the most glorious mission, secret or profund, through all the
15493annals of our — as you so often term her — efferfreshpainted livy, in
15494beautific repose, upon the silence of the dead, from pharoph the nextfirst
15495down to ramescheckles the last bust thing. The Vico road goes round
15496and round to meet where terms begin. Still onappealed to by the cycles
15497and unappalled by the recoursers we feel all serene, never you fret, as
15498regards our dutyful cask. Full of my breadth from pride I am (breezed
15499be the healthy same!) for 'tis a grand thing (superb!) to be going to meet
15500a king, not an everynight king, nenni, by gannies, but the overking of
15501Hither-onThither Erin himself, pardee, I'm saying. Before there was
15502patch at all on Ireland there lived a lord at Lucan. We only wish
15503everyone was as sure of anything in this watery world as we are of
15504everything in the newlywet fellow that's bound to follow. I'll lay you a
15505guinea for a hayseed now. Tell mother that. And tell her tell her old one.
15506'Twill amuse her.
15507    Well, to the figends of Annanmeses with the wholeabuelish
15508business! For I declare to Jeshuam I'm beginning to get sunsick! I'm not
15509half Norawain for nothing. The fine ice so temperate of our, alas, those
15510times are not so far off as you might wish to be congealed. So now, I'll
15511ask of you, let ye create no scenes in my poor primmafore's wake. I
15512don't want yous to be billowfighting you biddy moriarty duels, gobble
15513gabble, over me till you spit stout, you understand, after soused
15514mackerel, sniffling clambake to hering and impudent barney, braggart of
15515blarney, nor you ugly lemoncholic gobs o'er the hobs in a sewing circle,
15516stopping oddments in maids' costumes at sweeping reductions, wearing
15517out your ohs by sitting around your ahs, making areekeransy round
15518where I last put it, with the painters in too, curse luck, with your rags
15519up, exciting your mucuses, turning breakfarts into lost soupirs and salon
15520thay nor you flabbies on your groaning chairs over Bollivar's troubles of
15521a bluemoondag, steamin your damp ossicles, praying Holy Prohibition
15522and Jaun Dyspeptist while Ole Clo goes through the wood with Shep
15523togather, touting in the chesnut burrs for Goodboy Sommers and Mistral
15524Blownowse hugs his kindlings when voiceyversy it's my gala bene fit,
15525robbing leaves out of my taletold book. May my tunc fester if ever I see
15526such a miry lot of maggalenes! Once upon a drunk and a fairly good
15527drunk it was and the rest of your blatherumskite! Just a plain shays by
15528the fire for absenter Sh the Po and I'll make ye all as eastern
15529hummingsphere of myself the moment that you name the way. Look in
15530the slag scuttle and you'll see me sailspread over the singing, and what
15531do ye want trippings for when you've Paris inspire your hat?
15532Sussumcordials all round, let ye alloyiss and ominies, while I stray and
15533let ye not be getting grief out of it, though blighted troth be all bereft, on
15534my poor headsake, even should we forfeit our life. Lo, improving ages
15535wait ye! In the orchard of the bones. Some time very presently now
15536when yon clouds are dissipated after their forty years shower, the odds
15537are, we shall all be hooked and happy, communionistically, among the
15538fieldnights eliceam, élite of the elect, in the land of lost of time.
15539Johannisburg's a revelation! Deck the diamants that never die! So cut
15540out the lonesome stuff! Drink it up, ladies, please, as smart as you can
15541lower it! Out with lent! Clap hands postilium! Fastintide is by. Your
15542sole and myopper must hereupon part company. So for e'er fare thee
15543welt! Parting's fun. Take thou, the wringle's thine, love. This dime doth
15544trost thee from mine alms. Goodbye, swisstart, goodbye! Haugh!
15545Haugh! Sure, treasures, a letterman does be often thought reading ye
15546between lines that do have no sense at all. I sign myself. With much leg.
15547Inflexibly yours. Ann Posht the Shorn. To be continued. Huck!
15548
15549    Something of a sidesplitting nature must have occurred to
15550westminstrel Jaunathaun for a grand big blossy hearty stenorious laugh
15551(even Drudge that lay doggo thought feathers fell) hopped out of his
15552woolly's throat like a ball lifted over the head of a deep field, at the bare
15553thought of how jolly they'd like to be trolling his whoop and all of them
15554truetotypes in missammen massness were just starting to spladher
15555splodher with the jolly magorios, hicky hecky hock, huges huges huges,
15556hughy hughy hughy, O Jaun, so jokable and so geepy, O, (Thou pure!
15557Our virgin! Thou holy! Our health! Thou strong! Our victory! O
15558salutary! Sustain our firm solitude, thou who thou well strokest! Hear,
15559Hairy ones! We have sued thee but late. Beauty parlous!) when
15560suddenly (how like a woman!), swifter as mercury he wheels right
15561round starnly on the Rizzies suddenly, with his gimlets blazing rather
15562sternish (how black like thunder!), to see what's loose. So they stood
15563still and wondered. Till first he sighed (and how ill soufered!) and they
15564nearly cried (the salt of the earth!) after which he pondered and finally
15565he replied:
15566
15567    — There is some thing more. A word apparting and shall the heart's
15568tone be silent. Engagements, I'll beseal you! Fare thee well, fairy well!
15569All I can tell you is this, my sorellies. It's prayers in layers all the
15570thumping time, begor, the young gloria's gang voices the old
15571doxologers, in the suburrs of the heavenly gardens, once we shall have
15572passed, after surceases, all serene through neck and necklike Derby and
15573June to our snug eternal retribution's reward (the scorchhouse). Shunt
15574us! shunt us! shut us! If you want to be felixed come and be parked.
15575Sacred ease there! The seanad and pobbel queue's remainder. To it, to it!
15576Seekit headup! No petty family squabbles Up There nor homemade
15577hurricanes in our Cohortyard, no cupahurling nor apuckalips nor no
15578puncheon jodelling nor no nothing. With the Byrns which is far better
15579and eve for ever your idle be. You will hardly reconnoitre the old wife
15580in the new bustle and the farmer shinner in his latterday paint. It's the
15581fulldress Toussaint's wakeswalks experdition after a bail motion from
15582the chamber of horrus. Saffron buns or sovran bonhams whichever you'r
15583avider to like it and lump it, but give it a name. Iereny allover irelands.
15584And there's food for refection when the whole flock's at home.
15585Hogmanny di'yegut? Hogmanny di'yesmellygut? And hogmanny
15586di'yesmellyspatterygut? You take Joe Hanny's tip for it! Postmartem is
15587the goods. With Jollification a tight second. Toborrow and toburrow and
15588tobarrow! That's our crass, hairy and evergrim life, till one finel
15589howdiedow Bouncer Naster raps on the bell with a bone and his stinkers
15590stank behind him with the sceptre and the hourglass. We may come,
15591touch and go, from atoms and ifs but we're presurely destined to be
15592odd's without ends. Here we moult in Moy Kain and flop on the seemy
15593side, living sure of hardly a doorstep for a stop gap, with Whogoesthere
15594and a live sandbag round the corner. But upmeyant, Prospector, you
15595sprout all your abel and woof your wings dead certain however of
15596neuthing whatever to aye forever while Hyam Hyam's in the chair. Ah,
15597sure, pleasantries aside, in the tail of the cow what a humpty daum earth
15598looks our miseryme heretoday as compared beside the Hereweareagain
15599Gaieties of the Afterpiece when the Royal Revolver of these real
15600globoes lets regally fire of his mio colpo for the chrisman's pandemon to
15601give over and the Harlequinade to begin properly SPQueaRking Mark
15602Time's Finist Joke. Putting Allspace in a Notshall.
15603
15604    Well, the slice and veg joint's well in its way, and so is a ribroast
15605and jackknife as sporten dish, but home cooking everytime. Mountains
15606good mustard and, with the helpings of ladies' lickfings and gentlemen's
15607relish, I've eaten a griddle. But I fill twice as stewhard what I felt before
15608when I'm after eating a few natives. The crisp of the crackling is in the
15609chawing. Give us another cup of your scald. Santos Mozos! That was a
15610damn good cup of scald! You could trot a mouse on it. I ingoyed your
15611pick of hissing hot luncheon fine, I did, thank awfully, (sublime!)
15612Tenderest bully ever I ate with the boiled protestants (allinoilia
15613allinoilia!) only for your peas again was a taste tooth psalty to carry
15614flavour with my godown and hereby return with my best savioury
15615condiments and a penny in the plate for the jemes. O.K. Oh Kosmos!
15616Ah Ireland! A.I. And for kailkannonkabbis gimme Cincinnatis with
15617Italian (but ci vuol poco!) ciccalick cheese, Haggis good, haggis strong,
15618haggis never say die! For quid we have recipimus, recipe, O lout! And
15619save that, Oliviero, for thy sunny day! Soupmeagre! Couldn't look at it!
15620But if you'll buy me yon coat of the vairy furry best, I'll try and pullll it
15621awn mee. It's in fairly good order and no doubt 'twill sarve to turn.
15622Remove this boardcloth! Next stage, tell the tabler, for a variety of
15623Huguenot ligooms I'll try my set on edges grapeling an aigrydoucks,
15624grilled over birchenrods, with a few bloomancowls in albies. I want to
15625get outside monasticism. Mass and meat mar no man's journey. Eat a
15626missal lest. Nuts for the nerves, a flitch for the flue and for to rejoice the
15627chambers of the heart the spirits of the spice isles, curry and cinnamon,
15628chutney and cloves. All the vitalmines is beginning to sozzle in chewn
15629and the hormonies to clingleclangle, fudgem, kates and eaps and naboc
15630and erics and oinnos on kingclud and xoxxoxo and xooxox
15631xxoxoxxoxxx till I'm fustfed like fungstif and very presently from now
15632posthaste it's off yourll see me ryuoll on my usual rounds again to draw
15633Terminus Lower and Killadown and Letternoosh, Letterspeak,
15634Lettermuck to Littorananima and the roomiest house even in Ireland, if
15635you can understamp that, and my next item's platform it's how I'll try
15636and collect my extraprofessional postages owing to me by Thaddeus
15637Kellyesque Squire, dr, for nondesirable printed matter. The Jooks and
15638the Kelly-Cooks have been milking turnkeys and sucking the blood out
15639of the marshalsea since the act of First Offenders. But I know what I'll
15640do. Great pains off him I'll take and that'll be your redletterday calendar,
15641window machree! I'll knock it out of him! I'll stump it out of him! I'll
15642rattattatter it out of him before I'll quit the doorstep of old Con
15643Connolly's residence! By the horn of twenty of both of the two Saint
15644Collopys, blackmail him I will in arrears or my name's not penitent
15645Ferdinand! And it's daily and hourly I'll nurse him till he pays me fine
15646fee. Ameal.
15647
15648    Well, here's looking at ye! If I never leave you biddies till my stave
15649is a bar I'd be tempted rigidly to become a passionate father. Me
15650hunger's weighed. Hungkung! Me anger's suaged! Hangkang! Ye can
15651stop as ye are, little lay mothers, and wait in wish and wish in vain till
15652the grame reaper draws nigh, with the sickle of the sickles, as a blessing
15653in disguise. Devil a curly hair I care! If any lightfoot Clod Dewvale was
15654to hold me up, dicksturping me and marauding me of my rights to my
15655onus, yan, tyan, tethera, methera, pimp, I'd let him have my best pair of
15656galloper's heels in the creamsourer. He will have better manners, I'm
15657dished if he won't! Console yourself, drawhure deelish! There's a refond
15658of eggsized coming to you out of me so mind you do me duty on me!
15659Bruise your bulge below the belt till I blewblack beside you. And you'll
15660miss me more as the narrowing weeks wing by. Someday duly, oneday
15661truly, twosday newly, till whensday. Look for me always at my west
15662and I will think to dine. A tear or two in time is all there's toot. And then
15663in a click of the clock, toot toot, and doff doff we pop with sinnerettes in
15664silkettes lining longroutes for His Diligence Majesty, our longdistance
15665laird that likes creation. To whoosh!
15666
15667    — Meesh, meesh, yes, pet. We were too happy. I knew something
15668would happen. I understand but listen, drawher nearest, Tizzy
15669intercepted, flushing but flashing from her dove and dart eyes as she
15670tactilifully grapbed her male corrispondee to flusther sweet nunsongs in
15671his quickturned ear, I know, benjamin brother, but listen, I want, girls
15672palmassing, to whisper my whish. (She like them like us, me and you,
15673had thoud he n'er it would haltin so lithe when leased is tacitempust
15674tongue). Of course, engine dear, I'm ashamed for my life (I must clear
15675my throttle) over this lost moment's gift of memento nosepaper which
15676I'm sorry, my precious, is allathome I with grief can call my own but all
15677the same, listen, Jaunick, accept this witwee's mite, though a jennyteeny
15678witween piece torn in one place from my hands in second place of a
15679linenhall valentino with my fondest and much left to tutor. X.X.X.X. It
15680was heavily bulledicted for young Fr Ml, my pettest parriage priest, and
15681you know who between us by your friend the pope, forty ways in forty
15682nights, that's the beauty of it, look, scene it, ratty. Too perfectly
15683priceless for words. And, listen, now do enhance me, oblige my fiancy
15684and bear it with you morn till life's e'en and, of course, when never you
15685make usage of it, listen, please kindly think galways again or again,
15686never forget, of one absendee not sester Maggy. Ahim. That's the
15687stupidest little cough. Only be sure you don't catch your cold and pass it
15688on to us. And, since levret bounds and larks is soaring, don't be all the
15689night. And this, Joke, a sprig of blue speedwell just a spell of floralora
15690so you'll mind your veronique. Of course, Jer, I know you know who
15691sends it, presents that please, mercy, on the face of the waters like that
15692film obote, awfly charmig of course, but it doesn't do her justice, apart
15693from her cattiness, in the magginbottle. Of course, please too write,
15694won't you, and leave your little bag of doubts, inquisitive, behind you
15695unto your utterly thine, and, thank you, forward it back by return
15696pigeon's pneu to the loving in case I couldn't think who it was or any
15697funforall happens I'll be so curiose to see in the Homesworth breakfast
15698tablotts as I'll know etherways by pity bleu if it's good for my system,
15699what exquisite buttons, gorgiose, in case I don't hope to soon hear from
15700you. And thanks ever so many for the ten and the one with nothing at all
15701on. I will tie a knot in my stringamejip to letter you with my silky paper,
15702as I am given now to understand it will be worth my price in money one
15703day so don't trouble to ans unless sentby special as I am getting his pay
15704and wants for nothing so I can live simply and solely for my wonderful
15705kinkless and its loops of loveliness. When I throw away my rollets
15706there's rings for all. Flee a girl, says it is her colour. So does B and L
15707and as for V! And listen to it! Cheveluir! So distant you're always. Bow
15708your boche! Absolutely perfect! I will pack my comb and mirror to
15709praxis oval owes and artless awes and it will follow you pulpicly as far
15710as come back under all my eyes like my sapphire chaplets of ringarosary
15711I will say for you to the Allmichael and solve qui pu while the
15712dovedoves pick my mouthbuds (msch! msch!) with nurse Madge, my
15713linkingclass girl, she's a fright, poor old dutch, in her sleeptalking when
15714I paint the measles on her and mudstuskers to make her a man. We. We.
15715Issy done that, I confesh! But you'll love her for her hessians and sickly
15716black stockies, cleryng's jumbles, salvadged from the wash, isn't it the
15717cat's tonsils! Simply killing, how she tidies her hair! I call her Sosy
15718because she's sosiety for me and she says sossy while I say sassy and
15719she says will you have some more scorns while I say won't you take a
15720few more schools and she talks about ithel dear while I simply never
15721talk about athel darling; she's but nice for enticing my friends and she
15722loves your style considering she breaksin me shoes for me when I've
15723arch trouble and she would kiss my white arms for me so gratefully but
15724apart from that she's terribly nice really, my sister, round the elbow of
15725Erne street Lower and I'll be strictly forbidden always and true in my
15726own way and private where I will long long to betrue you along with
15727one who will so betrue you that not once while I betreu him not once
15728well he be betray himself. Can't you understand? O bother, I must tell
15729the trouth! My latest lad's loveliletter I am sore I done something with. I
15730like him lots coss he never cusses. Pity bonhom. Pip pet. I shouldn't say
15731he's pretty but I'm cocksure he's shy. Why I love taking him out when I
15732unletched his cordon gate. Ope, Jack, and atem! Obealbe myodorers and
15733he dote so. He fell for my lips, for my lisp, for my lewd speaker. I felt
15734for his strength, his manhood, his do you mind? There can be no candle
15735to hold to it, can there? And, of course, dear professor, I understand.
15736You can trust me that though I change thy name though not the letter
15737never while I become engaged with my first horsepower, masterthief of
15738hearts, I will give your lovely face of mine away, my boyish bob, not
15739for tons of donkeys, to my second mate, with the twirlers the engineer
15740of the passioflower (O the wicked untruth! whot a tell! that he has
15741bought me in his wellingtons what you haven't got!), in one of those
15742pure clean lupstucks of yours thankfully, Arrah of the passkeys, no
15743matter what. You may be certain of that, fluff, now I know how to
15744tackle. Lock my mearest next myself. So don't keep me now for a good
15745boy for the love of my fragrant saint, you villain, peppering with fear,
15746my goodless graceless, or I'll first murder you but, hvisper, meet me
15747after by next appointment near you know Ships just there beside the
15748Ship at the future poor fool's circuts of lovemountjoy square to show my
15749disrespects now, let me just your caroline for you, I must really so late.
15750Sweet pig, he'll be furious! How he stalks to simself louther and lover,
15751immutating aperybally. My prince of the courts who'll beat me to love!
15752And I'll be there when who knows where with the objects of which I'll
15753knowor forget. We say. Trust us. Our game. (For fun!) The Dargle shall
15754run dry the sooner I you deny. Whoevery heard of such a think? Till the
15755ulmost of all elmoes shall stele our harts asthone! And Mrs A'Mara
15756makes it up and befriends with Mrs O'Morum! I will write down all
15757your names in my gold pen and ink. Everyday, precious, while m'm'ry's
15758leaves are falling deeply on my Jungfraud's Messongebook I will dream
15759telepath posts dulcets on this isinglass stream (but don't tell him or I'll
15760be the mort of him!) under the libans and the sickamours, the cyprissis
15761and babilonias, where the frondoak rushes to the ask and the yewleaves
15762too kisskiss themselves and 'twill carry on my hearz'waves my still
15763waters reflections in words over Margrate von Hungaria, her Quaidy
15764ways and her Flavin hair, to thee, Jack, ahoy, beyond the boysforus.
15765Splesh of hiss splash springs your salmon. Twick twick, twinkle twings
15766my twilight as Sarterday afternoon lex leap will smile on my
15767fourinhanced twelvemonthsmind. And what's this I was going to say,
15768dean? O, I understand. Listen, here I'll wait on thee till Thingavalla with
15769beautiful do be careful teacakes, more stuesser flavoured than Vanilla
15770and blackcurrant there's a cure in, like a born gentleman till you'll
15771resemble me, all the time you're awhile way, I swear to you, I will, by
15772Candlemas! And listen, joey, don't be ennoyed with me, my old
15773evernew, when, by the end of your chapter, you citch water on the
15774wagon for me being turned a star I'll dubeurry my two fesces under
15775Pouts Vanisha Creme, their way for spilling cream, and, accent, umto
15776extend my personnalitey to the latents, I'll boy me for myself only of
15777expensive rainproof of pinked elephant's breath grey of the loveliest
15778sheerest dearest widowshood over airforce blue I am so wild for, my
15779precious once, Hope Bros., Faith Street, Charity Corner, as the bee loves
15780her skyhighdeed, for I always had a crush on heliotrope since the dusess
15781of yore cycled round the Finest Park, and listen. And never mind me
15782laughing at what's atever! I was in the nerves but it's my last day.
15783Always about this hour, I'm sorry, when our gamings for Bruin and
15784Noselong is all oh you tease and afterdoon my lickle pussiness I stheal
15785heimlick in my russians from the attraction part with my terriblitall
15786boots calvescatcher Pinchapoppapoff, who is going to be a jennyroll, at
15787my nape, drenched, love, with dripping to affectionate slapmamma but
15788last at night, look, after my golden violents wetting in my upperstairs
15789splendidly welluminated with such lidlylac curtains wallpapered to
15790match the cat and a fireplease keep looking of priceless pearlogs I just
15791want to see will he or are all Michales like that, I'll strip straight after
15792devotions before his fondstare — and I mean it too, (thy gape to my
15793gazing I'll bind and makeleash) and poke stiff under my isonbound with
15794my soiedisante chineknees cheeckchubby chambermate for the night's
15795foreign males and your name of Shane will come forth between my
15796shamefaced whesen with other lipth I nakest open my thight when just
15797woken by his toccatootletoo my first morning. So now, to thalk thildish,
15798thome, theated with Mag at the oilthan we are doing to thay one little
15799player before doing to deed. An a tiss to the tassie for lu and for tu!
15800Coach me how to tumble, Jaime, and listen, with supreme regards, Juan,
15801in haste, warn me which to ah ah ah ah....
15802
15803    — MEN! Juan responded fullchantedly to her sororal sonority,
15804imitating himself capitally with his bubbleblown in his patapet and his
15805chalished drink now well in hand. (A spilt, see, for a split, see see!) Ever
15806gloriously kind! And I truly am eucherised to yous. Also sacré père and
15807maître d'autel. Well, ladies upon gentlermen and toastmaster general, let
15808us, brindising brandisong, woo and win womenlong with health to rich
15809vineyards, Erin go Dry! Amingst the living waters of, the living in
15810giving waters of. Tight! Loose! A stiff one for Staffetta mullified with
15811creams of hourmony, the coupe that's chill for jackless jill and a filiform
15812dhouche on Doris! Esterelles, be not on your weeping what though
15813Shaunathaun is in his fail! To stir up love's young fizz I tilt with this
15814bridle's cup champagne, dimming douce from her peepair of hideseeks,
15815tightsqueezed on my snowybrusted and while my pearlies in their
15816sparkling wisdom are nippling her bubblets I swear (and let you swear!)
15817by the bumper round of my poor old snaggletooth's solidbowel I ne'er
15818will prove I'm untrue to your liking (theare!) so long as my hole looks.
15819Down.
15820
15821    So gullaby, me poor Isley! But I'm not for forgetting me innerman
15822monophone for I'm leaving my darling proxy behind for your
15823consolering, lost Dave the Dancekerl, a squamous runaway and a dear
15824old man pal of mine too. He will arrive incessantly in the fraction of a
15825crust, who, could he quit doubling and stop tippling, he would be the
15826unicorn of his kind. He's the mightiest penumbrella I ever flourished on
15827behond the shadow of a post! Be sure and link him, me O treasauro, as
15828often as you learn provided there's nothing between you but a plain deal
15829table only don't encourage him to cry lessontimes over Leperstown. But
15830soft! Can't be? Do mailstanes mumble? Lumtum lumtum! Now! The
15831froubadour! I fremble! Talk of wolf in a stomach by all that's
15832verminous! Eccolo me! The return of th'athlate! Who can secede to his
15833success! Isn't Jaunstown, Ousterrike, the small place after all? I knew I
15834smelt the garlic leek! Why, bless me swits, here he its, darling Dave,
15835like the catoninelives just in time as if he fell out of space, all draped in
15836mufti, coming home to mourn mountains from his old continence and
15837not on one foot either or on two feet aether but on quinquisecular cycles
15838after his French evolution and a blindfold passage by the 4.32 with the
15839pork's pate in his suicide paw and the gulls laughing lime on his natural
15840skunk, blushing like Pat's pig, begob! He's not too timtom well ashamed
15841to carry out onaglibtograbakelly in his showman's sinister the
15842testymonicals he gave his twenty annis orf, showing the three white
15843feathers, as a home cured emigrant in Paddyouare far below on our
15844sealevel. Bearer may leave the church, signed, Figura Porca, Lictor
15845Magnaffica. He's the sneaking likeness of us, faith, me altar's ego in
15846miniature and every Auxonian aimer's ace as nasal a Romeo as I am, for
15847ever cracking quips on himself, that merry, the jeenjakes, he'd soon arise
15848mother's roses mid bedewing tears under those wild wet lashes onto
15849anny living girl's laftercheeks. That's his little veiniality. And his
15850unpeppeppediment. He has novel ideas I know and he's a jarry queer
15851fish betimes, I grant you, and cantanberous, the poisoner of his word,
15852but lice and all and semicoloured stainedglasses, I'm enormously full of
15853that foreigner, I'll say I am! Got by the one goat, suckled by the same
15854nanna, one twitch, one nature makes us oldworld kin. We're as thick and
15855thin now as two tubular jawballs. I hate him about his patent henesy,
15856plasfh it, yet am I amorist. I love him. I love his old portugal's nose.
15857There's the nasturtium for ye now that saved manny a poor sinker from
15858water on the grave. The diasporation of all pirates and quinconcentrum
15859of a fake like Basilius O'Cormacan MacArty? To camiflag he turned his
15860shirt. Isn't he after borrowing all before him, making friends with
15861everybody red in Rossya, white in Alba and touching every
15862distinguished Ourishman he could ever distinguish before or behind
15863from a Yourishman for the customary halp of a crown and peace? He is
15864looking aged with his pebbled eyes, and johnnythin too, from livicking
15865on pidgins' ifs with puffins' ands, he's been slanderising himself, but I
15866pass no remark. Hope he hasn't the cholera. Give him an eyot in the
15867farout. Moseses and Noasies, how are you? He'd be as snug as
15868Columbsisle Jonas wrocked in the belly of the whaves, as quotad
15869before. Bravo, senior chief! Famose! Sure there's nobody else in touch
15870anysides to hold a chef's cankle to the darling at all for sheer dare with
15871that prisonpotstill of spanish breans on him like the knave of trifles! A
15872jollytan fine demented brick and the prince of goodfilips! Dave knows I
15873have the highest of respect of annyone in my oweand smooth way for
15874that intellectual debtor (Obbligado!) Mushure David R. Crozier. And
15875we're the closest of chems. Mark my use of you, cog! Take notice how I
15876yemploy, crib! Be ware as you, I foil, coppy! It's a pity he can't see it for
15877I'm terribly nice about him. Canwyll y Cymry, the marmade's flamme!
15878A leal of the O'Looniys, a Brazel aboo! The most omportent man!
15879Shervos! Ho, be the holy snakes, someone has shaved his rough
15880diamond skull for him as clean as Nuntius' piedish! The burnt out mesh
15881and the matting and all! Thunderweather, khyber schinker escapa sansa
15882pagar! He's the spatton spit, so he is, scaly skin and all, with his
15883blackguarded eye and the goatsbeard in his buttinghole of Shemuel
15884Tulliver, me grandsourd, the old cruxader, when he off with his
15885paudeen! That was to let the crowd of the Flu Flux Fans behind him see
15886me proper. Ah, he's very thoughtful and sympatrico that way is Brother
15887Intelligentius, when he's not absintheminded, with his Paris addresse!
15888He is, really. Holdhard till you'll ear him clicking his bull's bones! Some
15889toad klakkin! You're welcome back, Wilkins, to red berries in the frost!
15890And here's the butter exchange to pfeife and dramn ye with a bawlful of
15891the Moulsaybaysse and yunker doodler wanked to wall awriting off his
15892phoney. I'm tired hairing of you. Hat yourself! Give us your dyed
15893dextremity here, frother, the Claddagh clasp! I met with dapper dandy
15894and he shocked me big the hamd. Where's your watch keeper? You've
15895seen all sorts in shapes and sizes, marauding about the moppamound.
15896How's the cock and the bullfight? And old Auster and Hungrig? And the
15897Beer and Belly and the Boot and Ball? Not forgetting the oils of greas
15898under that turkey in julep and Father Freeshots Feilbogen in his rockery
15899garden with the costard? And did you meet with Peadhar the Grab at
15900all? And did you call on Tower Geesyhus? Was Mona, my own love, no
15901bigger than she should be, making up to you in her bestbehaved manor
15902when you made your breastlaw and made her, tell me? And did you like
15903the landskip from Lambay? I'm better pleased than ten guidneys! You
15904rejoice me! Faith, I'm proud of you, french davit! You've surpassed
15905yourself! Be introduced to yes! This is me aunt Julia Bride, your
15906honour, dying to have you languish to scandal in her bosky old
15907delltangle. You don't reckoneyes him? He's Jackot the Horner who
15908boxed in his corner, jilting no fewer than three female bribes. That's his
15909penals. Shervorum! You haven't seen her since she stepped into her
15910drawoffs. Come on, spinister, do your stuff! Don't be shoy,
15911husbandmanvir! Weih, what's on you, wip? Up the shamewaugh! She
15912has plenty of woom in the smallclothes for the bothsforus, nephews
15913push! Hatch yourself well! Enjombyourselves thurily! Would you wait
15914biss she buds till you bite on her? Embrace her bashfully by almeans at
15915my frank incensive and tell her in your semiological agglutinative yez,
15916how Idos be asking after her. Let us be holy and evil and let her be
15917peace on the bough. Sure, she fell in line with our tripertight photos as
15918the lyonised mails when we were stablelads together like the corks again
15919brothers, hungry and angry, cavileer grace by roundhered force, or like
15920boyrun to sibster, me and you, shinners true and pinchme, our tertius
15921quiddus, that never talked or listened. Always raving how we had the
15922wrinkles of a snailcharmer and the slits and sniffers of a fellow that fell
15923foul of the county de Loona and the meattrap of the first vegetarian. To
15924be had for the asking. Have a hug! Take her out of poor tuppeny luck
15925before she goes off in pure treple licquidance. I'd give three shillings a
15926pullet to the canon for the conjugation to shadow you kissing her from
15927me leberally all over as if she was a crucifix. It's good for her bilabials,
15928you understand. There's nothing like the mistletouch for finding a
15929queen's earring false. Chink chink. As the curly bard said after kitchin
15930the womn in his hym to the hum of her garments. You try a little tich to
15931the tissle of his tail. The racist to the racy, rossy. The soil is for the self
15932alone. Be ownkind. Be kithkinish. Be bloodysibby. Be irish. Be inish.
15933Be offalia. Be hamlet. Be the property plot. Be Yorick and Lankystare.
15934Be cool. Be mackinamucks of yourselves. Be finish. No martyr where
15935the preature is there's no plagues like rome. It gives up the gripes.
15936Watch the swansway. Take your tiger over it. The leady on the lake and
15937the convict of the forest. Why, they might be Babau and Momie!
15938Yipyip! To pan! To pan! To tinpinnypan. All folly me yap to Curlew!
15939Give us a pin for her and we'll call it a tossup. Can you reverse
15940positions? Lets have a fuchu all round, courting cousins! Quuck, the
15941duck of a woman for quack, the drake of a man, her little live apples for
15942Leas and love potients for Leos, the next beast king. Put me down for all
15943ringside seats. I can feel you being corrupted. Recoil. I can see you
15944sprouting scruples. Get back. And as he's boiling with water I'll light
15945your pyre. Turn about, skeezy Sammy, out of metaphor, till we feel are
15946you still tropeful of popetry. Told you so. If you doubt of his love of
15947darearing his feelings you'll very much hurt for mishmash
15948mastufractured on europe you can read off the tail of his. Rip ripper
15949rippest and jac jac jac. Dwell on that, my hero and lander! That's the
15950side that appeals to em, the wring wrong way to wright woman. Shuck
15951her! Let him! What he's good for. Shuck her more! Let him again! All
15952she wants! Could you wheedle a staveling encore out of your
15953imitationer's jubalharp, hey, Mr Jinglejoys? Congregational singing.
15954Rota rota ran the pagoda con dio in capo ed il diavolo in coda. Many a
15955diva devoucha saw her Dauber Dan at the priesty pagoda Rota ran. Uck!
15956He's so sedulous to singe always if prumpted, the mirthprovoker! Grunt
15957unto us, I pray, your foreboden article in our own deas dockandoilish
15958introducing the death of Nelson with coloraturas! Coraio, fra! And I'll
15959string second to harmanize. My loaf and pottage neaheaheahear
15960Rochelle. With your dumpsey diddely dumpsey die, fiddeley fa.
15961Diavoloh! Or come on, schoolcolours, and we'll scrap, rug and mat and
15962then be as chummy as two bashed spuds. Bitrial bay holmgang or
15963betrayal buy jury. Attaboy! Fee gate has Heenan hoity, mind uncle
15964Hare? What, sir? Poss, myster? Acheve! Thou, thou! What say ye?
15965Taurus    periculosus,    morbus     pedeiculosus.    Miserere     mei   in
15966miseribilibus! There's uval lavguage for you! The tower is precluded,
15967the mob's in her petticoats; Mr R. E. Meehan is in misery with his
15968billyboots. Begob, there's not so much green in his Ireland's eye! Sweet
15969fellow ovocal, he stones out of stune. But he could be near a colonel
15970with a voice like that. The bark is still there but the molars are gone. The
15971misery billyboots I used to lend him before we split and, be the hole in
15972the year, they were laking like heaven's reflexes. But I told him make
15973your will be done and go to a general and I'd pray confessions for him.
15974Areesh! Areesh! And I'll be your intrepider. Ambras! Ruffle her!
15975Bussing was before the blood and bissing will behind the curtain. Triss!
15976Did you note that worrid expressionism on his megalogue? A full
15977octavium below me! And did you hear his browrings rattlemaking when
15978he was preaching to himself? And, whoa! do you twig the schamlooking
15979leaf greeping ghastly down his blousyfrock? Our national umbloom!
15980Areesh! He won't. He's shoy. Those worthies, my old faher's onkel that
15981was garotted, Caius Cocoa Codinhand, that I lost in a crowd, used to
15982chop that tongue of his, japlatin, with my yuonkle's owlseller,
15983Woowoolfe Woodenbeard, that went stomebathred, in the Tower of
15984Balbus, as brisk, man, as I'd scoff up muttan chepps and lobscouse. But
15985it's all deafman's duff to me, begob. Sam knows miles bettern me how to
15986work the miracle. And I see by his diarrhio he's dropping the stammer
15987out of his silenced bladder since I bonded him off more as a friend and
15988as a brother to try and grow a muff and canonise his dead feet down on
15989the river airy by thinking himself into the fourth dimension and place
15990the ocean between his and ours, the churchyard in the cloister of the
15991depths, after he was capped out of beurlads scoel for the sin against the
15992past participle and earned the factitation of codding chaplan and being
15993as homely gauche as swift B.A.A. Who gets twickly fullgets twice as
15994allemanden huskers. But the whacker his word the weaker our ears for
15995auracles who parles parses orileys. Illstarred punster, lipstering
15996cowknucks. 'Twas the quadra sent him and Trinity too. And he can
15997cantab as chipper as any oxon ever I mood with, a tiptoe singer! He'll
15998prisckly soon hand tune your Erin's ear for you. p.p. a mimograph at a
15999time, numan bitter, with his ancomartins to read the road roman with
16000false steps ad Pernicious from rhearsilvar ormolus to torquinions
16001superbers while I'm far away from wherever thou art serving my
16002tallyhos and tullying my hostilious by going in by the most holy
16003recitatandas ffff for my varsatile examinations in the ologies, to be a
16004coach on the Fukien mission. P? F? How used you learn me, brather
16005soboostius, in my augustan days? With cesarella looking on. In the
16006beginning was the gest he jousstly says, for the end is with woman,
16007flesh-without-word, while the man to be is in a worse case after than
16008before since she on the supine satisfies the verg to him! Toughtough,
16009tootoological. Thou the first person shingeller. Art, an imperfect
16010subjunctive. Paltry, flappent, had serious. Miss Smith onamatterpoetic.
16011Hammisandivis axes colles waxes warmas like sodullas. So pick your
16012stops with fondnes snow. And mind you twine the twos noods of your
16013nicenames. And pull up your furbelovs as farabove as you're
16014farthingales. That'll hint him how to click the trigger. Show you shall
16015and won't he will! His hearing is indoubting just as my seeing is
16016onbelieving. So dactylise him up to blankpoint and let him blink for
16017himself where you speak the best ticklish. You'll feel what I mean. Fond
16018namer, let me never see thee blame a kiss for shame a knee!
16019
16020   Echo, read ending! Siparioramoci! But from the stress of their
16021sunder enlivening, ay clasp, deciduously, a nikrokosmikon must come
16022to mike.
16023
16024   — Well, my positively last at any stage! I hate to look at alarms but,
16025however they put on my watchcraft, must now close as I hereby hear by
16026ear from by seeless socks 'tis time to be up and ambling. Mymiddle toe's
16027mitching, so mizzle I must else 'twill sarve me out. Gulp a bulper at
16028parting and the moore the melodest! Farewell but whenever, as Tisdall
16029told Toole. Tempos fidgets. Let flee me fiacckles, says the grand old
16030manoark, stormcrested crowcock and undulant hair, hoodies tway! Yes,
16031faith, I am as mew let freer, beneath me corthage, bound. I'm as bored
16032now bawling beersgrace at sorepaws there as Andrew Clays was sharing
16033sawdust with Daniel's old collie. This shack's not big enough for me
16034now. I'm dreaming of ye, azores. And, remember this, a chorines, there's
16035the witch on the heath, sistra! 'Bansheeba peeling hourihaared while her
16036Orcotron is hoaring ho. And whinn muinnuit flittsbit twinn her ttittshe
16037cries tallmidy! Daughters of the heavens, be lucks in turnabouts to the
16038wandering sons of red loam! The earth's atrot! The sun's a scream! The
16039air's a jig. The water's great! Seven oldy oldy hills and the one blue
16040beamer. I'm going. I know I am. I could bet I am. Somewhere I must get
16041far away from Banbashore, wherever I am. No saddle, no staffet, but
16042spur on the moment! So I think I'll take freeboots' advise. Psk! I'll
16043borrow a path to lend me wings, quickquack, and from Jehusalem's
16044wall, clickclack, me courser's clear, to Cheerup street I'll travel the void
16045world over. It's Winland for moyne, bickbuck! Jeejakers! I hurt meself
16046nettly that time! Come, my good frogmarchers! We felt the fall but we'll
16047front the defile. Was not my olty mutther, Sereth Maritza, a
16048Runningwater? And the bould one that quickened her the seaborne
16049Fingale? I feel like that hill of a whaler went yulding round
16050Groenmund's Circus with his tree full of seaweeds and Dinky Doll
16051asleep in her shell. Hazelridge has seen me. Jerne valing is. Squall
16052aboard for Kew, hop! Farewell awhile to her and thee! The brine's my
16053bride to be. Lead on, Macadam, and danked be he who first sights Halt
16054Linduff! Solo, solone, solong! Lood Erynnana, ware thee wail! With me
16055singame soarem o'erem! Here's me take off. Now's nunc or nimmer,
16056siskinder! Here goes the enemy! Bennydick hotfoots onimpudent
16057stayers! Sorry! I bless alls to the whished with this panromain
16058apological which Watllwewhistlem sang to the kerrycoys. Break ranks!
16059After wage-of-battle bother I am thinking most. Fik yew! I'm through.
16060Won. Toe. Adry. You watch my smoke.
16061
16062    After poor Jaun the Boast's last fireless words of postludium of his
16063soapbox speech ending in'sheaven, twentyaid add one with a flirt of
16064wings were pouring to his bysistance (could they snip that curl of curls
16065to lay with their gloves and keep the kids bright!) prepared to cheer him
16066should he leap or to curse him should he fall, but, with their biga triga
16067rheda rodeo, the cherubs in the charabang, set down here and sedan
16068chair, don't you wish you'd a yoke or a bit in your mouth, repulsing all
16069attempts at first hands on, as no es nada, our greatly misunderstood one
16070we perceived to give himself some sort of a hermetic prod or kick to sit
16071up and take notice, which acted like magic, while the phalanx of
16072daughters of February Filldyke, embushed and climbing, ramblers and
16073weeps, voiced approval in their customary manner by dropping
16074kneedeep in tears over their concelebrated meednight sunflower,
16075piopadey boy, their solase in dorckaness, and splattering together
16076joyously the plaps of their tappyhands as, with a cry of genuine distress,
16077so prettly prattly pollylogue, they viewed him, the just one, their
16078darling, away.
16079
16080    A dream of favours, a favourable dream. They know how they
16081believe that they believe that they know. Wherefore they wail.
16082
16083    Eh jourd'weh! Oh jourd'woe! dosiriously it psalmodied. Guesturn's
16084lothlied answring to-maronite's wail.
16085    Oasis, cedarous esaltarshoming Leafboughnoon!
16086
16087    Oisis, coolpressus onmountof Sighing!
16088
16089    Oasis, palmost esaltarshoming Gladdays!
16090
16091    Oisis, phantastichal roseway anjerichol!
16092
16093    Oasis, newleavos spaciosing encampness!
16094
16095    Oisis, plantainous dewstuckacqmirage playtennis!
16096
16097    Pipetto, Pipetta has misery unnoticed!
16098
16099    But the strangest thing happened. Backscuttling for the hop off with
16100the odds altogether in favour of his tumbling into the river, Jaun just
16101then I saw to collect from the gentlest weaner among the weiners, (who
16102by this were in half droopleaflong mourning for the passing of the last
16103post) the familiar yellow label into which he let fall a drop, smothered a
16104curse, choked a guffaw, spat expectoratiously and blew his own
16105trumpet. And next thing was he gummalicked the stickyback side and
16106stamped the oval badge of belief to his agnelows brow with a genuine
16107dash of irrepressible piety that readily turned his ladylike typmanzelles
16108capsy curvy (the holy scamp!), with half a glance of Irish frisky (a Juan
16109Jaimesan hastaluego) from under the shag of his parallel brows. It was
16110then he made as if be but waved instead a handacross the sea as notice
16111to quit while the pacifettes made their armpacts widdershins (Frida!
16112Freda! Paza! Paisy! Irine! Areinette! Bridomay! Bentamai! Sososopky!
16113Bebebekka! Bababadkessy! Ghugugoothoyou! Dama! Damadomina!
16114Takiya! Tokaya! Scioccara! Siuccherillina! Peocchia! Peucchia! Ho Mi
16115Hoping! Ha Me Happinice! Mirra! Myrha! Solyma! Salemita! Sainta!
16116Sianta! O Peace!), but in selfrighting the balance of his corporeity to
16117reexchange widerembrace with the pillarbosom of the Dizzier he loved
16118prettier, between estellos and venoussas, bad luck to the lie but when
16119next to nobody expected, their star and gartergazer at the summit of his
16120climax, he toppled a lipple on to the off and, making a brandnew start
16121for himself to run down his easting, by blessing hes sthers with the sign
16122of the southern cross, his bungaloid borsaline with the hedgygreen
16123bound blew off in a loveblast (award for trover!) and Jawjon Redhead,
16124bucketing after, meccamaniac, (the headless shall have legs!),
16125kingscouriered round with an easy rush and ready relays by the bridge a
16126stadion beyond Ladycastle (and what herm but he narrowly missed
16127fouling her buttress for her but for he acqueducked) and then, cocking a
16128snook at the stock of his sermons, so mear and yet so fahr from that
16129region's general, away with him at the double, the hulk of a garron,
16130pelting after the road, on Shanks's mare, let off like a wind hound loose
16131(the bouchal! you'd think it was that moment they gave him the
16132jambos!) with a posse of tossing hankerwaves to his windward like
16133seraph's summonses on the air and a tempest of good things in
16134packetshape teeming from all accounts into the funnel of his fanmail
16135shrimpnet, along the highroad of the nation, Traitor's Track, following
16136which fond floral fray he was quickly lost to sight through the
16137statuemen though without a doubt he was all the more on that same
16138head to memory dear while Sickerson, that borne of bjoerne, la garde
16139auxiliaire she murmured, hellyg Ursulinka, full of woe (and how fitlier
16140should goodboy's hand be shook than by the warmin of her besom that
16141wrung his swaddles?): Where maggot Harvey kneeled till bags? Ate
16142Andrew coos hogdam farvel!
16143
16144    Wethen, now, may the good people speed you, rural Haun, export
16145stout fellow that you are, the crooner born with sweet wail of evoker,
16146healing music, ay, and heart in hand of Shamrogueshire! The googoos
16147of the suckabolly in the rockabeddy are become the copiosity of
16148wiseableness of the friarylayman in the pulpitbarrel. May your bawny
16149hair grow rarer and fairer, our own only wideheaded boy! Rest your
16150voice! Feed your mind! Mint your peas! Coax your qyous! Come to
16151disdoon blarmey and walk our groves so charming and see again the
16152sweet rockelose where first you hymned O Ciesa Mea! and touch the
16153light theorbo! Songster, angler, choreographer! Piper to prisoned!
16154Musicianship made Embrassador-at-Large! Good by nature and natural
16155by design, had you but been spared to us, Hauneen lad, but sure where's
16156the use my talking quicker when I know you'll hear me all astray? My
16157long farewell I send to you, fair dream of sport and game and always
16158something new. Gone is Haun! My grief, my ruin! Our Joss-el-Jovan!
16159Our Chris-na-Murty! 'Tis well you'll be looked after from last to first as
16160yon beam of light we follow receding on your photophoric pilgrimage
16161to your antipodes in the past, you who so often consigned your
16162distributory tidings of great joy into our nevertoolatetolove box,
16163mansuetudinous manipulator, victimisedly victorihoarse, dearest Haun
16164of all, you of the boots, true as adie, stepwalker, pennyatimer,
16165lampaddyfair, postanulengro, our rommanychiel! Thy now paling light
16166lucerne we ne'er may see again. But could it speak how nicely would it
16167splutter to the four cantons praises be to thee, our pattern sent! For you
16168had - may I, in our, your and their names, dare to say it? - the nucleus
16169of a glow of a zeal of soul of service such as rarely, if ever, have I met
16170with single men. Numerous are those who, nay, there are a dozen of
16171folks still unclaimed by the death angel in this country of ours today,
16172humble indivisibles in this grand continuum, overlorded by fate and
16173interlarded with accidence, who, while there are hours and days, will
16174fervently pray to the spirit above that they may never depart this earth of
16175theirs till in his long run from that place where the day begins, ere he
16176retourneys postexilic, on that day that belongs to joyful Ireland, the
16177people that is of all time, the old old oldest, the young young youngest,
16178after decades of longsuffering and decennia of brief glory, to mind us of
16179what was when and to matter us of the withering of our ways, their
16180Janyouare Fibyouare wins true from Sylvester (only Walker himself is
16181like Waltzer, whimsicalissimo they go murmurand) comes marching
16182ahome on the summer-crust of the flagway. Life, it is true, will be a
16183blank without you because avicuum's not there at all, to nomore cares
16184from nomad knows, ere Molochy wars bring the devil era, a slip of the
16185time between a date and a ghostmark, rived by darby's chilldays embers,
16186spatched fun Juhn that dandyforth, from the night we are and feel and
16187fade with to the yesterselves we tread to turnupon.
16188   But, boy, you did your strong nine furlong mile in slick and
16189slapstick record time and a farfetched deed it was in troth, champion
16190docile, with your high bouncing gait of going and your feat of passage
16191will be contested with you and through you, for centuries to come. The
16192phaynix rose a sun before Erebia sank his smother! Shoot up on that,
16193bright Bennu bird! Va faotre! Eftsoon so too will our own sphoenix
16194spark spirt his spyre and sunward stride the rampante flambe. Ay,
16195already the sombrer opacities of the gloom are sphanished! Brave
16196footsore Haun! Work your progress! Hold to! Now! Win out, ye divil
16197ye! The silent cock shall crow at last. The west shall shake the east
16198awake. Walk while ye have the night for morn, lightbreakfastbringer,
16199morroweth whereon every past shall full fost sleep. Amain.
16200    Chapter 3
16201
16202
16203
16204
16205    Lowly, longly, a wail went forth. Pure Yawn lay low. On the mead
16206of the hillock lay, heartsoul dormant mid shadowed landshape, brief
16207wallet to his side, and arm loose, by his staff of citron briar, tradition
16208stick-pass-on. His dream monologue was over, of cause, but his drama
16209parapolylogic had yet to be, affact. Most distressfully (but, my dear,
16210how successfully!) to wail he did, his locks of a lucan tinge, quickrich,
16211ripely rippling, unfilleted, those lashbetasselled lids on the verge of
16212closing time, whiles ouze of his sidewiseopen mouth the breath of him,
16213evenso languishing as the princeliest treble treacle or lichee chewchow
16214purse could buy. Yawn in a semiswoon lay awailing and (hooh!) what
16215helpings of honeyful swoothead (phew!), which earpiercing dulcitude!
16216As were you suppose to go and push with your bluntblank pin in hand
16217upinto his fleshasplush cushionettes of some chubby boybold love of an
16218angel. Hwoah!
16219
16220    When, as the buzzer brings the light brigade, keeping the home fires
16221burning, so on the churring call themselves came at him, from the
16222westborders of the eastmidlands, three kings of three suits and a
16223crowner, from all their cardinal parts, along the amber way where
16224Brosna's furzy. To lift them they did, senators four, by the first quaint
16225skreek of the gloaming and they hopped it up the mountainy molehill,
16226traversing climes of old times gone by of the days not worth
16227remembering; inventing some excusethems, any sort, having a sevenply
16228sweat of night blues moist upon them. Feefee! phopho!! foorchtha!!!
16229aggala!!!!   jeeshee!!!!!   paloola!!!!!!   ooridiminy!!!!!!!   Afeared
16230themselves were to wonder at the class of a crossroads puzzler he would
16231likely be, length by breadth nonplussing his thickness, ells upon ells of
16232him, making so many square yards of him, one half of him in Conn's
16233half but the whole of him nevertheless in Owenmore's five quarters.
16234There would he lay till they would him descry, spancelled down upon a
16235blossomy bed, at one foule stretch, amongst the daffydowndillies, the
16236flowers of narcosis fourfettering his footlights, a halohedge of wild
16237spuds hovering over him, epicures waltzing with gardenfillers, puritan
16238shoots advancing to Aran chiefs. Phopho!! The meteor pulp of him, the
16239seamless rainbowpeel. Aggala!!!! His bellyvoid of nebulose with his
16240neverstop navel. Paloola!!!!!! And his veins shooting melanite
16241phosphor, his creamtocustard cometshair and his asteroid knuckles, ribs
16242and members. Ooridiminy!!!!!!! His electrolatiginous twisted entrails
16243belt.
16244
16245    Those four claymen clomb together to hold their sworn starchamber
16246quiry on him. For he was ever their quarrel, the way they would see
16247themselves, everybug his bodiment atop of annywom her notion, and
16248the meet of their noght was worth two of his morning. Up to the esker
16249ridge it was, Mallinger parish, to a mead that was not far, the son's rest.
16250First klettered Shanator Gregory, seeking spoor through the deep
16251timefield, Shanator Lyons, trailing the wavy line of his partition
16252footsteps (something in his blisters was telling him all along how he had
16253been in that place one time), then his Recordership, Dr Shunadure
16254Tarpey, caperchasing after honourable sleep, hot on to the aniseed and,
16255up out of his prompt corner, old Shunny MacShunny, MacDougal the
16256hiker, in the rere of them on the run, to make a quorum. Roping their ass
16257he was, their skygrey globetrotter, by way of an afterthought and by no
16258means legless either for such sprouts on him they were that much
16259oneven it was tumbling he was by four lengths, within the bawl of a
16260mascot, kuss yuss, kuss cley, patsy watsy, like the kapr in the kabisses,
16261the big ass, to hear with his unaided ears the harp in the air, the bugle
16262dianablowing, wild as wild, the mockingbird whose word is misfortune,
16263so 'tis said, the bulbul down the wind.
16264    The proto was traipsing through the tangle then, Mathew Walker,
16265godsons' goddestfar, deputising for gossipocracy, and his station was a
16266few perch to the weatherside of the knoll Asnoch and it was from no
16267other place unless there, how and ever, that he proxtended aloof upon
16268the ether Mesmer's Manuum, the hand making silence. The buckos
16269beyond on the lea, then stopped wheresoever they found their standings
16270and that way they set ward about him, doing obedience, nod, bend, bow
16271and curtsey, like the watchers of Prospect, upholding their broadawake
16272prober's hats on their firrum heads, the travelling court on its findings
16273circuiting that personer in his fallen. And a crack quatyouare of
16274stenoggers they made of themselves, solons and psychomorers, all told,
16275with their hurts and daimons, spites and clops, not even to the seclusion
16276of their beast by them that was the odd trick of the pack, trump and no
16277friend of carrots. And, what do you think, who should be laying there
16278above all other persons forenenst them only Yawn! All of asprawl he
16279was laying too amengst the poppies and, I can tell you something more
16280than that, drear writer, profoundly as you may bedeave to it, he was
16281oscasleep asleep. And it was far more similar to a satrap he lay there
16282with unctuous beauty all surrounded, the poser, or for whatall I know
16283like Lord Lumen, coaching his preferred constellations in faith and
16284doctrine, for old Matt Gregory, 'tis he had the starmenagerie, Marcus
16285Lyons and Lucas Metcalfe Tarpey and the mack that never forgave the
16286ass that lurked behind him, Jonny na Hossaleen.
16287    More than their good share of their five senses ensorcelled you
16288would say themselves were, fuming censor, the way they could not
16289rightly tell their heels from their stools as they cooched down a
16290mamalujo by his cubical crib, as question time drew nighing and the
16291map of the souls' groupography rose in relief within their quarterings, to
16292play tops or kites or hoops or marbles, curchycurchy, gawking on him,
16293for the issuance of his pnum and softnoising one of them to another one,
16294the boguaqueesthers.
16295
16296    And it is what they began to say to him tetrahedrally then, the
16297masters, what way was he.
16298
16299    — He's giving, the wee bairn. Yun has lived.
16300
16301    — Yerra, why dat, my leader?
16302
16303    — Wisha, is he boosed or what, alannah?
16304
16305    — Or his wind's from the wrong cut, says Ned of the Hill.
16306
16307    — Lesten!
16308
16309    — Why so and speak up, do you hear me, you sir?
16310
16311    — Or he's rehearsing somewan's funeral.
16312
16313    — Whisht outathat! Hubba's up!
16314
16315    And as they were spreading abroad on their octopuds their drifter
16316nets, the chromous gleamy seiners' nets and, no lie, there was word of
16317assonance being softspoken among those quartermasters.
16318
16319    — Get busy, kid!
16320    — Chirpy, come now!
16321
16322    — The present hospices is a good time.
16323
16324    — I'll take on that chap.
16325
16326    For it was in the back of their mind's ear, temptive lissomer, how
16327they would be spreading in quadriliberal their azurespotted fine
16328attractable nets, their nansen nets, from Matt Senior to the thurrible
16329mystagogue after him and from thence to the neighbour and that way to
16330the puisny donkeyman and his crucifer's cauda. And in their minds years
16331backslibris, so it was, slipping beauty, how they would be meshing that
16332way, when he rose to it, with the planckton at play about him, the
16333quivers of scaly silver and their clutches of chromes of the highly lucid
16334spanishing gold whilst, as hour gave way to mazing hour, with Yawn
16335himself keeping time with his thripthongue, to ope his blurbeous lips he
16336would, a let out classy, the way myrrh of the moor and molten
16337moonmist would be melding mellifond indo his mouth.
16338
16339    — Y?
16340
16341    — Before You!
16342
16343    — Ecko! How sweet thee answer makes! Afterwheres? In the land
16344of lions' odor?
16345
16346    — Friends! First if yu don't mind. Name yur historical grouns.
16347
16348    — This same prehistoric barrow 'tis, the orangery.
16349
16350    — I see. Very good now. It is in your orangery, I take it, you
16351
16352    have your letters. Can you hear here me, you sir?
16353    — Throsends. For my darling. Typette!
16354
16355    — So long aforetime? Can you hear better?
16356
16357    — Millions. For godsends. For my darling dearling one.
16358
16359    — Now, to come nearer zone; I would like to raise my deuterous
16360point audibly touching this. There is this maggers. I am told by our
16361interpreter, Hanner Esellus, that there are fully six hundred and six
16362ragwords in your malherbal Magis landeguage in which wald wand
16363rimes alpman and there is resin in all roots for monarch but yav hace not
16364one pronouncable teerm that blows in all the vallums of tartallaght to
16365signify majestate, even provisionally, nor no rheda rhoda or torpentine
16366path or hallucinian via nor aurellian gape nor sunkin rut nor grossgrown
16367trek nor crimeslaved cruxway and no moorhens cry or mooner's
16368plankgang there to lead us to hopenhaven. Is such the unde derivatur
16369casematter messio! Frankly. Magis megis enerretur mynus hoc
16370intelligow.
16371
16372    — How? C'est mal prononsable, tartagliano, perfrances. Vous
16373n'avez pas d'o dans votre boche provenciale, mousoo. Je m'incline mais
16374Moy jay trouvay la clee dang les champs. Hay sham nap poddy velour,
16375come on!
16376
16377    — Hep there! Commong, sa na pa de valure? Whu's teit dans yur
16378jambs? Whur's that inclining and talkin about the messiah so cloover? A
16379true's to your trefling! Whure yu!
16380    — Trinathan partnick dieudonnay. Have you seen her? Typette, my
16381tactile O!
16382
16383    — Are you in your fatherick, lonely one?
16384
16385    — The same. Three persons. Have you seen my darling only one? I
16386am sohohold!
16387
16388    — What are yu shevering about, ultramontane, like a houn? Is there
16389cold on ye, doraphobian? Or do yu want yur primafairy schoolmam?
16390
16391    — The woods of fogloot! O mis padredges!
16392
16393    — Whisht awhile, greyleg! The duck is rising and you'll wake that
16394stand of plover. I know that place better than anyone. Sure, I used to be
16395always overthere on the fourth day at my grandmother's place, Tear-
16396nan-Ogre, my little grey home in the west, in or about Mayo when the
16397long dog gave tongue and they coursing the marches and they straining
16398at the leash. Tortoiseshell for a guineagould! Burb! Burb! Burb! Follow
16399me up Tucurlugh! That's the place for the claire oysters, Polldoody,
16400County Conway. I never knew how rich I was like another story in the
16401zoedone of the zephyros, strolling and strolling, carrying my dragoman,
16402Meads Marvel, thass withumpronouceable tail, along the shore. Do you
16403know my cousin, Mr Jasper Dougal that keeps the Anchor on the
16404Mountain,      the   parson's   son,   Jasper   of    the   Tuns,    Pat
16405Whateveryournameis?
16406
16407    — Dood and I dood. The wolves of Fochlut! By Whydoyoucallme?
16408Do not flingamejig to the twolves!
16409    — Turcafiera amd that's a good wan right enough! Wooluvs no less!
16410
16411    — One moment now, if I foreshorten the bloss on your bleather.
16412Encroachement spells erosion. Dunlin and turnstone augur us where,
16413how and when best as to burial of carcass, fuselage of dump and
16414committal of noisance. But, since you invocate austers for the trailing of
16415vixens, I would like to send a cormorant around this blue lagoon. Tell
16416me now this. You told my larned friend rather previously, a moment
16417since, about this mound or barrow. Now I suggest to you that ere there
16418was this plagueburrow, as you seem to call it, there was a burialbattell,
16419the boat of millions of years. Would you bear me out in that, relatively
16420speaking, with her jackstaff jerking at her pennyladders, why not, and
16421sizing a fair sail, knowest thout the kind? The Pourquoi Pas, bound for
16422Weissduwasland, that fourmaster barquentine, Webster says, our ship
16423that ne're returned. The Frenchman, I say, was an orangeboat. He is a
16424boat. You see him. The both how you see is they! Draken af Danemork!
16425Sacked it or ate it? What! Hennu! Spake ab laut!
16426
16427    — Couch, cortege, ringbarrow, dungcairn. Beseek the runes and see
16428the longurn! Allmaun away when you hear the ganghorn. And meet
16429Nautsen. Ess Ess. O ess. Warum night! Conning two lay payees.
16430Norsker. Her raven flag was out, the slaver. I trow pon good, jordan's
16431scaper, good's barnet and trustyman. Crouch low, you pigeons three!
16432Say, call that girl with the tan tress awn! Call Wolfhound! Wolf of the
16433sea. Folchu! Folchu!
16434   — Very good now. That folklore's straight from the ass his mouth. I
16435will crusade on with the parent ship, weather prophetting, far away from
16436those green hills, a station, Ireton tells me, bonofide for keeltappers,
16437now to come to the midnight middy on this levantine ponenter. From
16438Daneland sailed the oxeyed man, now mark well what I say.
16439
16440   — Magnus Spadebeard, korsets krosser, welsher perfyddye. A
16441destroyer in our port. Signed to me with his baling scoop. Laid bare his
16442breastpaps to give suck, to suckle me. Ecce Hagios Chrisman!
16443
16444   — Oh, Jeyses, fluid! says the poisoned well. Futtfishy the First.
16445Hootchcopper's enkel at the navel manuvres!
16446
16447   — Hep! Hello there, Bill of old Bailey! Whu's he? Whu's this lad,
16448why the pups?
16449
16450   — Hunkalus Childared Easterheld. It's his lost chance, Emania
16451Ware him well.
16452
16453   — Hey! Did you dream you were ating your own tripe, acushla, that
16454you tied yourself up that wrynecky fix?
16455
16456   — I see now. We move in the beast circuls. Grimbarb and
16457pancercrucer! You took the words out of my mouth. A child's dread for
16458a dragon vicefather. Hillcloud encompass us! You mean you lived as
16459milky at their lyceum, couard, while you learned, volp volp, to howl
16460yourself wolfwise. Dyb! Dyb! Do your best.
16461    — I am dob dob dobbling like old Booth's, courteous. The cubs are
16462after me, it zeebs, the whole totem pack, vuk vuk and vuk vuk to them,
16463for Robinson's shield.
16464
16465    — Scents and gouspils! The animal jangs again! Find the fingall
16466harriers! Here howl me wiseacre's hat till I die of the milkman's lupus!
16467
16468    — What? Wolfgang? Whoah! Talk very slowe!
16469
16470    — Hail him heathen, heal him holystone!
16471
16472    Courser, Recourser, Changechild ..............?
16473
16474    Eld es endall, earth .....................?
16475
16476    — A cataleptic mithyphallic! Was this Totem Fulcrum Est Ancestor
16477yu hald in Dies Eirae where no spider webbeth or Anno Mundi ere
16478bawds plied in Skiffstrait? Be fair, Chris!
16479
16480    — Dream. Ona nonday I sleep. I dreamt of a somday. Of a wonday I
16481shall wake. Ah! May he have now of here fearfilled me! Sinflowed, O
16482sinflowed! Fia! Fia! Befurcht christ!
16483
16484    — I have your tristich now; it recurs in three times the same
16485differently (there is such a fui fui story which obtains of him): comming
16486nown from the asphalt to the concrete, from the human historic brute,
16487Finnsen Faynean, occeanyclived, to this same vulganized hillsir from
16488yours, Mr Tupling Toun of Morning de Heights, with his lavast flow
16489and his rambling undergroands, would he reoccur Ad Horam, as old
16490Romeo Rogers, in city or county, and your sure ob, or by, with or from
16491an urb, of you know the differenciabus, as brauchbarred in apabhramsa,
16492sierrah! We speak of Gun, the farther. And in the locative. Bap! Bap!
16493
16494    — Ouer Tad, Hellig Babbau, whom certayn orbits assertant re
16495humeplace of Chivitats Ei, Smithwick, Rhonnda, Kaledon, Salem
16496(Mass), Childers, Argos and Duthless. Well, I am advised he might in a
16497sense be both nevertheless, every at man like myself, suffix it to say,
16498Abrahamsk and Brookbear! By him it was done bapka, by me it was
16499gone into, to whom it will beblive, Mushame, Mushame! I am afraid
16500you could not heave ahore one of your own old stepstones,
16501barnabarnabarn, over a stumbledown wall here in Huddlestown to this
16502classic Noctuber night but itandthey woule binge, much as vecious, off
16503the dosshouse back of a racerider in his truetoflesh colours, either
16504handicapped on her flat or barely repeating himself. That is a tiptip tim
16505oldy faher now the man I go in fear of, Tommy Terracotta, and he could
16506be all your and my das, the brodar of the founder of the father of the
16507finder of the pfander of the pfunder of the furst man in Ranelagh, fué
16508fué Petries and violet ice (I am yam, as Me and Tam Tower used to
16509jagger pemmer it, over at the house of Eddy's Christy, meaning
16510Dodgfather, Dodgson and Coo) and spiriduous sanction!
16511
16512    — Breeze softly. Aures are aureas. Hau's his naun?
16513
16514    — Me das has or oreils. Piercey, piercey, piercey, piercey!
16515
16516    — White eyeluscious and muddyhorsebroth! Pig Pursyriley! But
16517where do we get off, chiseller?
16518
16519    — Haltstille, Lucas and Dublinn! Vulva! Vulva! Vulva! Vulva!
16520    — Macdougal, Atlantic City, or his onagrass that is, chuam and
16521coughan! I would go near identifying you from your stavrotides, Jong of
16522Maho,     and   the   weslarias   round   your   yokohahat.    And    that
16523O'mulanchonry plucher you have from the worst curst of Ireland,
16524Glwlwd of the Mghtwg Grwpp, is no use to you either, Johnny my
16525donkeyschott. Number four, fix up your spreadeagle and pull your
16526weight!
16527
16528    — Hooshin hom to our regional's hin and the gander of Hayden.
16529Would ye ken a young stepschuler of psychical chirography, the name
16530of Keven, or (let outers pray) Evan Vaughan, of his Posthorn in the
16531High Street, that was shooing a Guiney gagag, Poulepinter, that found
16532the dogumen number one, I would suggest, an illegible downfumbed by
16533an unelgible?
16534
16535    — If I do know sinted sageness? Sometimes he would keep silent
16536for a few minutes as if in prayer and clasp his forehead and during the
16537time he would be thinking to himself and he would not mind anybody
16538who would be talking to him or crying stinking fish. But I no way need
16539you, stroke oar nor your quick handles. Your too farfar a cock of the
16540north there, Matty Armagh, and your due south so.
16541
16542    — South I see. You're up-in-Leal-Ulster and I'm-free-Down-in-
16543Easia, this is much better. He is cured by faith who is sick of fate. The
16544prouts who will invent a writing there ultimately is the poeta, still more
16545learned, who discovered the raiding there originally. That's the point of
16546eschatology our book of kills reaches for now in soandso many
16547counterpoint words. What can't be coded can be decorded if an ear aye
16548sieze what no eye ere grieved for. Now, the doctrine obtains, we have
16549occasioning cause causing effects and affects occasionally recausing
16550altereffects. Or I will let me take it upon myself to suggest to twist the
16551penman's tale posterwise. The gist is the gist of Shaum but the hand is
16552the hand of Sameas. Shan - Shim - Schung. There is a strong suspicion
16553on counterfeit Kevin and we all remember ye in childhood's reverye.
16554'Tis the bells of scandal that gave tune to grumble over him and
16555someone between me and thee. He would preach to the two turkies and
16556dipdip all the dindians, this master the abbey, and give gold tidings to
16557all that are in the bonze age of anteproresurrectionism to entrust their
16558easter neappearance to Borsaiolini's house of hatcraft. He is our sent on
16559the firm. Now, have you reasonable hesitancy in your mind about him
16560after fourpriest redmass or are you in your post? Tell me andat sans
16561dismay. Leap, pard!
16562
16563    — Fierappel putting years on me! Nwo, nwo! This bolt in hand be
16564my worder! I'll see you moved farther, blarneying Marcantonio! What
16565cans such wretch to say to I or how have My to doom with him? We
16566were wombful of mischief and initiumwise, everliking a liked, hairytop
16567on heeltipper, alpybecca's unwachsibles, an ikeson am ikeson, that babe,
16568imprincipially, my leperd brethern, the Puer, ens innocens of but fifteen
16569primes. Ya all in your kalblionized so trilustriously standing the real
16570school, to be upright as his match, healtheous as is egg, saviour so the
16571salt and good wee braod, parallaling buttyr, did I altermobile him to a
16572flare insiding hogsfat. Been ike hins kindergardien? I know not, O
16573cashla, I am sure offed habitand this undered heaven, meis enfins,
16574contrasting the first mover, that father I ascend fromming knows, as I
16575think, caused whom I, a self the sign, came remaining being dwelling
16576ayr, plage and watford as to I was eltered impostulance possessing my
16577future state falling towards thrice myself resting the childhide when I
16578received the habit following Mezienius connecting Mezosius including
16579was verted embracing a palegrim, circumcised my hairs, Oh laud, and
16580removed my clothes from patristic motives, meas minimas culpads!
16581Permitting this ick (ickle coon icoocoon) crouched low entering humble
16582down, dead thrue mean scatological past, making so smell partaking
16583myself to confess abiding clean tumbluponing yous octopods,
16584mouthspeech allno fingerforce, owning my mansuetude before him
16585attaching Audeon's prostratingwards mine sore accompanying my thrain
16586tropps offering meye eyesalt, what I (the person whomin I now am) did
16587not do, how he to say essied anding how he was making errand
16588andanding how he all locutey sunt, why did you, my sexth best friend,
16589blabber always you would be so delated to back me, then ersed irredent,
16590toppling Humphrey hugging Nephew, old beggelaut, designing such
16591post sitting his night office? Annexing then, producing Saint
16592Momuluius, you snub around enclosing your moving motion touching
16593the other catachumens continuing say providing append of signature
16594quoniam you will celebrand my dirthdags quoniam, concealed a
16595concealer, I am twosides uppish, a mockbelief insulant, ending none
16596meer hyber irish. Well, chunk your dimned chink, before avtokinatown,
16597forasmuch as many have tooken in hand to, I may as well humbly
16598correct that vespian now in case of temporalities. I've my pockets full
16599comeplay of you laycreated cardonals, ap rince, ap rowler, ap rancer, ap
16600rowdey! Improperial! I saved you fore of the Hekkites and you loosed
16601me hind bland Harry to the burghmote of Aud Dub. I teachet you in fair
16602time, my elders, the W.X.Y.Z. and P.Q.R.S. of legatine powers and you,
16603Ailbey   and    Ciardeclan,      I   learn,   episcoping   me   altogether,
16604circumdeditioned me. I brought you from the loups of Lazary and you
16605have remembered my lapsus langways.Washywatchywataywatashy!
16606Oirasesheorebukujibun! Watacooshy lot! Mind of poison is. That time
16607thing think! Honorific remembrance to spit humble makes. My
16608ruridecanal caste is a cut above you peregrines. Aye vouchu to
16609rumanescu. See the leabhour of my generations! Has not my master,
16610Theophrastius Spheropneumaticus, written that the spirit is from the
16611upper circle? I'm of the ochlocracy with Prestopher Palumbus and
16612Porvus Parrio. Soa koa Kelly Terry per Chelly Derry lepossette. Ho
16613look at my jailbrand Exquovis and sequencias High marked on me
16614fakesimilar in the foreign by Pappagallus and Pumpusmugnus: ahem!
16615Anglicey: Eggs squawfish lean yoe nun feed marecurious. Sagart can
16616self laud nilobstant to Lowman Catlick's patrician morning coat of arms
16617with my High tripenniferry cresta and caudal mottams: Itch dean: which
16618Gaspey, Otto and Sauer, he renders: echo stay so! Addressing eat or not
16619eat body Yours am. And, Mind, praisegad, is the first praisonal
16620Egoname Yod heard boissboissy in Moy Bog's domesday. Hastan the
16621vista! Or in alleman: Suck at!
16622   — Suck it yourself, sugarstick! Misha, Yid think whose was asking
16623to luckat your sore toe or to taste your gaspy, hot and sour! Ichthyan!
16624Hegvat tosser! Gags be plebsed! Between his voyous and her
16625consinnantes! Thugg, Dirke and Hacker with Rose Lankester and
16626Blanche Yorke! Are we speachin d'anglas landadge or are you sprakin
16627sea Djoytsch? Oy soy, Bleseyblasey, where to go is knowing remain?
16628Become quantity that discourse bothersome when what do? Knowing
16629remain? Come back, baddy wrily, to Bullydamestough! Cum him,
16630buddy rowly, with me! What about your thruppenny croucher of an old
16631fellow, me boy, through the ages, tell us, eh? What about Brian's the
16632Vauntandonlieme, Master Monk, eh, eh, Spira in Me Domino, spear me
16633Doyne! Fat prize the bonafide peachumpidgeonlover, eh, eh, eh, esquire
16634earwugs, escusado, of Jenkins' Area, with his I've Ivy under his tangue
16635and the hohallo to his dullaphone, before there was a sound in the
16636world? How big was his boost friend and be shanghaied to him? The
16637swaaber! The twicer, trifoaled in Wanstable! Loud's curse to him! If you
16638hored him outerly as we harum lubberintly, from morning rice till
16639nightmale, with his drums and bones and hums in drones your innereer'd
16640heerdly heer he. Ho ha hi he hung! Tsing tsing!
16641
16642   — Me no angly mo, me speakee Yellman's lingas. Nicey Doc
16643Mistel Lu, please! Me no pigey ludiments all same numpa one Topside
16644Tellmastoly fella. Me pigey savvy a singasong anothel time. Pleasie,
16645Mista   Lukie    Walkie!    Josadam     cowbelly    maam     belongame
16646shepullamealahmalong, begolla, Jackinaboss belongashe; plentymuch
16647boohoomeo.
16648
16649    — Hell's Confucium and the Elements! Tootoo moohootch! Thot's
16650never the postal cleric, checking chinchin chat with nipponnippers! Halt
16651there sob story to your lambdad's tale! Are you roman cawthrick
16652
16653    — Quadrigue my yoke.
16654
16655    Triple my tryst.
16656
16657    Tandem my sire.
16658
16659    — History as her is harped. Too the toone your owldfrow lied of.
16660Tantris, hattrick, tryst and parting, by vowelglide! I feel your thrilljoy
16661mouths overtspeaking, O dragoman, hands understudium. Plunger
16662words what paddle verbed. Mere man's mime: God has jest. The old
16663order changeth and lasts like the first. Every third man has a chink in his
16664conscience and every other woman has a jape in her mind. Now, fix on
16665the little fellow in my eye, Minucius Mandrake, and follow my little
16666psychosinology, poor armer in slingslang. Now I, the lord of Tuttu, am
16667placing that inital T square of burial jade upright to your temple a
16668moment. Do you see anything, templar?
16669
16670    — I see a blackfrinch pliestrycook . . . who is carrying on his
16671brainpan . . . a cathedral of lovejelly for his . . . Tiens, how he is like
16672somebodies!
16673    — Pious, a pious person. What sound of tistress isoles my ear? I
16674horizont the same, this serpe with ramshead, and lay it lightly to your lip
16675a little. What do you feel, liplove?
16676
16677    — I feel a fine lady . . . floating on a stillstream of isisglass . . . with
16678gold hair to the bed . . . and white arms to the twinklers . . . O la la!
16679
16680    — Purely, in a pure manner. O, sey but swift and still a vain
16681essaying! Trothed today, trenned tomorrow. I invert the initial of your
16682tripartite and sign it sternly, and adze to girdle on your breast. What do
16683you hear, breastplate?
16684
16685    — I ahear of a hopper behidin the door slappin his feet in a pool of
16686bran.
16687
16688    — Bellax, acting like a bellax. And so the triptych vision passes.
16689Out of a hillside into a hillside. Fairshee fading. Again am I deliciated
16690by the picaresqueness of your irmages. Now, the oneir urge
16691iterimpellant, I feel called upon to ask did it ever occur to you, qua you,
16692prior to this, by a stretch of your iberborealic imagination, when it's
16693quicker than this quacking that you might, bar accidens, be very largely
16694substituted in potential secession from your next life by a
16695complementary character, voices apart? Upjack! I shudder for your
16696thought! Think! Put from your mind that and take on trust this. The next
16697word depends on your answer.
16698
16699    — I'm thinking to, thogged be thenked! I was just trying to think
16700when I thought I felt a flea. I might have. I cannot say for it is of no
16701significance at all. Once or twice when I was in odinburgh with my
16702addlefoes, Jake Jones, the handscabby, when I thinkled I wore trying on
16703my garden substisuit, boy's apert, at my nexword nighboor's, and maybe
16704more largely nor you quosh yet you, messmate, realise. A few times, so
16705to shape, I chanced to be stretching, in the shadow as I thought, the
16706liferight out of myself in my ericulous imaginating. I felt feeling a half
16707Scotch and pottage like roung my middle ageing like Bewley in the
16708baste so that I indicate out to myself and I swear my gots how that I'm
16709not meself at all, no jolly fear, when I realise bimiselves how
16710becomingly I to be going to become.
16711
16712    — O, is that the way with you, you craythur? In the becoming was
16713the weared, wontnat! Hood maketh not frere. The voice is the voice of
16714jokeup, I fear. Are you imitation Roma now or Amor now. You have all
16715our empathies, eh, Mr Trickpat, if you don't mind, that is, aside from
16716sings and mush, answering to my straight question?
16717
16718    — God save the monk! I won't mind this is, answering to your strict
16719crossqueets, whereas it would be as unethical for me now to answer as it
16720would have been nonsensical for you then not to have asked. Same no
16721can, home no will, gangin I am. Gangang is Mine and I will return. Out
16722of my name you call me, Leelander. But in my shelter you'll miss me.
16723When Lapac walks backwords he's darkest horse in Capalisoot. You
16724knew me once but you won't know me twice. I am simpliciter arduus,
16725ars of the schoo, Freeday's child in loving and thieving.
16726
16727    — My child, know this! Some portion of that answer appears to
16728have been token by you from the writings of Saint Synodius, that first
16729liar. Let us hear, therefore, as you honour and obey the queen, whither
16730the indwellingness of that which shamefieth be entwined of one or
16731atoned of two. Let us hear, Art simplicissime!
16732
16733    — Dearly beloved brethren: Bruno and Nola, leymon bogholders
16734and stationary lifepartners off orangey Saint Nessau Street, were
16735explaining it avicendas all round each other ere yesterweek out of Ibn
16736Sen and Ipanzussch. When himupon Nola Bruno monopolises his
16737egobruno most unwillingly seses by the mortal powers alionola equal
16738and opposite brunoipso, id est, eternally provoking alio opposite equally
16739as provoked as Bruno at being eternally opposed by Nola. Poor
16740omniboose, singalow singelearum: so is he!
16741
16742    — One might hear in their beyond that lionroar in the air again, the
16743zoohoohoom of Felin make Call. Bruin goes to Noble, aver who is? If is
16744itsen? Or you mean Nolans but Volans, an alibi, do you Mutemalice,
16745suffering unegoistically from the singular but positively enjoying on the
16746plural? Dustify of that sole, you breather! Ruemember, blither, thou
16747must lie!
16748
16749    — Oyessoyess! I never dramped of prebeing a postman but I mean
16750in ostralian someplace, mults deeply belubdead; my allaboy brother,
16751Negoist Cabler, of this city, whom 'tis better ne'er to name, my said
16752brother, the skipgod, expulled for looking at churches from behind, who
16753is sender of the Hullo Eve Cenograph in prose and worse every Allso's
16754night. High Brazil Brandan's Deferred, midden Erse clare language,
16755Noughtnoughtnought nein. Assass. Dublire, per Neuropaths. Punk.
16756Starving today plays punk opening tomorrow two plays punk wire
16757splosh how two plays punk Cabler. Have you forgotten poor Alby
16758Sobrinos, Geoff, you blighter, identifiable by the necessary white patch
16759on his rear? How he went to his swilters land after his lungs, my sad late
16760brother, before his coglionial expancian? Won't you join me in a small
16761halemerry, a bottle of the best, for wellmet Capeler, united Irishmen,
16762what though preferring the stranger, the coughs and the itches and the
16763minnies and the ratties the opulose and bilgenses, for of his was the
16764patriots mistaken. The heart that wast our Graw McGree! Yet be there
16765some who mourn him, concluding him dead, and more there be that wait
16766astand. His fuchs up the staires and the ladgers in his haires, he ought to
16767win that V.V.C. Fullgrapce for an endupper, half muxy on his whole!
16768Would he were even among the lost! From ours bereft beyond belongs.
16769Oremus poor fraternibus that he may yet escape the gallews and still
16770remain ours faithfully departed. I wronged you. I never want to see
16771more of bad men but I want to learn from any on the airse, like Tass
16772with much thanks, here's ditto, if he lives sameplace in the antipathies of
16773austrasia or anywhere with my fawngest on his hooshmoney, safe and
16774damned, or has hopped it or who can throw any lime on the sopjack, my
16775fond fosther, E. Obiit Nolan, The Workings, N.S.W., his condition off
16776the Venerable Jerrybuilt, not belonging to these parts, who, I remember
16777ham to me, when we were like bro and sis over our castor and porridge,
16778with his roamin I suppose, expecting for his clarenx negus, a teetotum
16779abstainer. He feels he ought to be as asamed of me as me to be ashunned
16780of him. We were in one class of age like to two clots of egg. I am most
16781beholding to him, my namesick, as we sayed it in our Amharican,
16782through the Doubly Telewisher. Outpassed hearts wag short pertimes.
16783Worndown shoes upon his feet, to whose redress no tongue can tell! In
16784his hands a boot! Spare me, do, a copper or two and happy I'll hope
16785you'll be! It will pleased me behind with thanks from before and love to
16786self and all I remain here your truly friend. I am no scholar but I loved
16787that man who has africot lupps with the moonshane in his profile, my
16788shemblable! My freer! I call you my halfbrother because you in your
16789soberer otiumic moments remind me deeply of my natural saywhen
16790brothel in feed, hop and jollity, S. H. Devitt, that benighted irismaimed,
16791who is tearly belaboured by Sydney and Alibany.
16792
16793    — As you sing it it's a study. That letter selfpenned to one's other,
16794that neverperfect everplanned?
16795
16796    — This nonday diary, this allnights newseryreel.
16797
16798    — My dear sir! In this wireless age any owl rooster can peck up
16799bostoons. But whoewaxed he so anquished? Was he vector victored of
16800victim vexed?
16801
16802    — Mighty sure! Way way for his wehicul! A parambolator ram into
16803his bagsmall when he was reading alawd, with two ecolites and he's
16804been failing of that kink in his arts over sense.
16805
16806    — Madonagh and Chiel, idealist leading a double life! But who, for
16807the brilliance of brothers, is the Nolan as appearant nominally? — Mr
16808Nolan is pronuminally Mr Gottgab.
16809    — I get it. By hearing his thing about a person one begins to place
16810him for a certain in true. You reeker, he stands pat for you before a
16811direct object in the feminine. I see. By maiden sname. Now, I am
16812earnestly asking you, and putting it as between this yohou and that
16813houmonymh, will just you search through your gabgut memoirs for all
16814of two minutes for this impersonating pronolan, fairhead on
16815foulshoulders. Would it be in twofold truth an untaken mispatriate, too
16816fullfully true and rereally a doblinganger much about your own medium
16817with a sandy whiskers? Poke me nabs in the ribs and pick the erstwort
16818out of his mouth.
16819
16820    — Treble Stauter of Holy Baggot Street, formerly Swordmeat, who
16821I surpassed him lately for four and six bringing home the Christmas, as
16822heavy as music, hand to eyes on the peer for Noel's Arch, in blessed
16823foster's place is doing the dirty on me with his tantrums and all these
16824godforgiven kilowatts I'd be better off without. She's write to him she's
16825levt by me, Jenny Rediviva! Toot! Detter for you, Mr Nobru. Toot toot!
16826Better for you, Mr Anol! This is the way we. Of a redtettetterday
16827morning.
16828
16829    — When your contraman from Tuwarceathay is looking for righting
16830that is not a good sign? Not?
16831
16832    — I speak truly, it's a shower sign that it's not.
16833
16834    — What though it be for the sow of his heart? If even she were a
16835good pool Pegeen?
16836
16837    — If she ate your windowsill you wouldn't say sow.
16838    — Would you be surprised after that my asking have you a bull, a
16839bosbully, with a whistle in his tail to scare other birds?
16840
16841    — I would.
16842
16843    — Were you with Sindy and Sandy attending Goliath, a bull?
16844
16845    — You'd make me sag what you like to. I was intending a funeral.
16846Simply and samply.
16847
16848    — They are too wise of solbing their silbings?
16849
16850    — And both croon to the same theme.
16851
16852    — Tugbag is Baggut's, when a crispin sokolist besoops juts kamps
16853or clapperclaws an irvingite offthedocks. A luckchange, I see. Thinking
16854young through the muddleage spread, the moral fat his mental leans on.
16855We can cop that with our straat that is called corkscrewed. It would be
16856the finest boulevard billy for a mile in every direction, from Lismore to
16857Cape Brendan, Patrick's, if they took the bint out of the mittle of it. You
16858told of a tryst too, two a tutu. I wonder now, without releasing seeklets
16859of the alcove, turturs or raabraabs, have I heard mention of whose name
16860anywhere? Mallowlane or Demaasch? Strike us up either end Have You
16861Erred off Van Homper or Ebell Teresa Kane.
16862
16863    — Marak! Marak! Marak!
16864
16865    He drapped has draraks an Mansianhase parak
16866
16867    And he had ta barraw tha watarcrass shartclaths aff the arkbashap
16868af Yarak!
16869
16870    — Braudribnob's on the bummel?
16871      — And lillypets on the lea.
16872
16873      — A being again in becomings again. From the sallies to the allies
16874through their central power?
16875
16876      — Pirce! Perce! Quick! Queck!
16877
16878      — O Tara's thrush, the sharepusher! And he said he was only taking
16879the average grass temperature for green Thurdsday, the blutchy scaliger!
16880Who you know the musselman, his muscle mum and mistlemam?
16881Maomi, Mamie, My Mo Mum! He loves a drary lane. Feel
16882Phylliscitations to daff Mr Hairwigger who has just hadded twinned
16883little curls! He was resting between horrockses' sheets, wailing for white
16884warfare, prooboor welshtbreton, and unbiassed by the embarrassment of
16885disposal but, the first woking day, by Thunder, he stepped into the
16886breach and put on his recriution trousers and riding apron in Baltic
16887Bygrad, the old soggy, was when the bold bhuoys of Iran wouldn't join
16888up.
16889
16890      — How voice you that, nice Sandy man? Not large goodman is he,
16891Sandy nice. Ask him this one minute upthrow inner lotus of his burly
16892ear womit he dropped his Bass's to P flat. And for that he was
16893allaughed? And then baited? The whole gammat?
16894
16895      —      Loonacied!      Marterdyed!!      Madwakemiherculossed!!!
16896Judascessed!!!!     Pairaskivvymenassed!!!!!    Luredogged!!!!!!     And,
16897needatellye, faulscrescendied!!!!!!!
16898    — Dias domnas! Dolled to dolthood? And Annie Delittle, his
16899daintree diva, in deltic dwilights, singing him henpecked rusish through
16900the bars? My Wolossay's wild as the Crasnian Sea! Grabashag, groogy,
16901scoop and I'll cure ye! Mother of emeralds, ara poog neighbours!
16902
16903    — Capilla, Rubrilla and Melcamomilla! Dauby, dauby, without
16904dulay! Well, I beg to traverse same above statement by saxy luters in
16905their back haul of Coalcutter what reflects upon my administrants of
16906slow poisoning as my dodear devere revered mainhirr was confined to
16907guardroom, I hindustand, by my pint of his Filthered pilsens bottle due
16908to Zenaphiah Holwell, H and J. C. S, Which I was bringing up my quee
16909parapotacarry's orders in my sedown chair with my mudfacepacket from
16910my cash chemist and family drugger, Surager Dowling, V.S. to our
16911aural surgeon, Afamado Hairductor Achmed Borumborad, M.A.C.A,
16912Sahib, of a 1001 Ombrilla Street, Syringa padham, Alleypulley, to see
16913what was my watergood, my mesical wasserguss, for repairs done by
16914bollworm in the rere of pilch knickers, seven yerds to his galandhar pole
16915on perch, together with his for me unfillable slopper, property of my
16916deeply forfear revebereared, who is costing us mostfortunes which I am
16917writing in mepetition to Kavanagh Djanaral, when he was sitting him
16918humpbacked in dryfilthyheat to his trinidads pinslers at their orpentings,
16919entailing a laxative tendency to mary, especially with him being
16920forbidden fruit and certified by his sexular clergy to have as badazmy
16921emotional volvular, with a basketful of priesters crossing the
16922singorgeous to aroint him with tummy moor's maladies, and thereinafter
16923liable to succumb when served with letters potent below the belch, if my
16924rupee repure riputed husbandship H.R.R. took a brief one in his
16925shirtsails out of the alleged given mineral, telling me see his in
16926Foraignghistan sambat papers Sunday feactures of a welcomed
16927aperrytiff with vallad of Erill Pearcey O he never battered one eagle's
16928before paying me his duty on my annaversary to the parroteyes list in
16929my nil ensemble, in his lazychair but he hidded up my hemifaces in all
16930my mayarannies and he locked plum into my mirrymouth like Ysamasy
16931morning in the end of time, with the so light's hope on his ruddycheeks
16932and rawjaws and, my charmer, whom I dipped my hand in, he simply
16933showed    me    his   propendiculous   loadpoker,    Seaserpents   hisses
16934sissastones, which was as then is produced in his mansway by this
16935wisest of the Vikramadityationists, with the remere remind remure
16936remark, in his gulughurutty: Yran for parasites with rum for the
16937turkeycockeys so Lithia, M.D., as this is for Snooker, bort!
16938
16939    — Which was said by whem to whom?
16940
16941    — It wham. But whim I can't whumember.
16942
16943    — Fantasy! funtasy on fantasy, amnaes fintasies! And there is nihil
16944nuder under the clothing moon. When Ota, weewahrwificle of
16945Torquells, bumpsed her dumpsydiddle down in her woolsark she mode
16946our heuteyleutey girlery of peerlesses to set up in all their bombossities
16947of feudal fiertey, fanned, flounced and frangipanned, while the massstab
16948whereby Ephialtes has exceeded is the measure, simplex mendaciis, by
16949which our Outis cuts his thruth. Arkaway now!
16950    — Yerds and nudes say ayes and noes! Vide! Vide!
16951
16952    — Let Eivin bemember for Gates of Gold for their fadeless suns
16953berayed her. Irise, Osirises! Be thy mouth given unto thee! For why do
16954you lack a link of luck to poise a pont of perfect, peace? On the vignetto
16955is a ragingoos. The overseer of the house of the oversire of the seas, Nu-
16956Men, triumphant, sayeth: Fly as the hawk, cry as the corncrake, Ani
16957Latch of the postern is thy name; shout!
16958
16959    — My heart, my mother! My heart, my coming forth of darkness!
16960They know not my heart, O coolun dearast! Mongloomerie! Mon
16961glamourie! What a surpraise, dear Mr Preacher, I to hear from your
16962strawnummical modesty! Yes, there was that skew arch of chrome
16963sweet home, floodlit up above the flabberghosted farmament and bump
16964where the camel got the needle. Talk about iridecencies! Ruby and beryl
16965and chrysolite, jade, sapphire, jasper and lazul.
16966
16967    — Orca Bellona! Heavencry at earthcall, etnat athos? Extinct your
16968vulcanology for the lava of Moltens!
16969
16970    — It's you not me's in erupting, hecklar!
16971
16972    — Ophiuchus being visible above thorizon, muliercula occluded by
16973Satarn's serpent ring system, the pisciolinnies Nova Ardonis and Prisca
16974Parthenopea, are a bonnies feature in the northern sky. Ers, Mores and
16975Merkery are surgents below the rim of the Zenith Part while Arctura,
16976Anatolia, Hesper and Mesembria weep in their mansions over Noth,
16977Haste, Soot and Waste.
16978    — Apep and Uachet! Holy snakes, chase me charley, Eva's got
16979barley under her fluencies! The Ural Mount he's on the move and he'll
16980quivvy her with his strombolo! Waddlewurst, the bag of tow, as broad
16981above as he is below! Creeping through the liongrass and bullsrusshius,
16982the obesendean, before the Emfang de Maurya's class, in Bill Shasser's
16983Shotshrift writing academy, camouflaged as a blancmange and maple
16984syrop! Obesance so their sitinins is the follicity of this Orp! Her sheik to
16985Slave, his dick to Dave and the fat of the land to Guygas. The treadmill
16986pebbledropper haha halfahead overground and she'd only chitschats in
16987her spanking bee bonetry, Allapolloosa! Up the slanger! Three cheers
16988and a heva heva for the name Dan Magraw!
16989
16990    — The giant sun is in his emanence but which is chief of those
16991white dwarfees of which he ever is surabanded? And do you think I
16992might have being his seventh! He will kitssle me on melbaw. What
16993about his age? says you. What about it? says I. I will confess to his sins
16994and blush me further. I would misdemean to rebuke to the libels of snots
16995from the fleshambles, the canalles. Synamite is too good for them. Two
16996overthirties in shore shorties. She's askapot at Nile Lodge and she's
16997citchincarry at the left Mrs Hamazum's. Will you warn your old
16998habasund, barking at baggermen, his chokefull chewing his chain?
16999Responsif you plais. The said Sully, a barracker associated with tinkers,
17000the blackhand, Shovellyvans, wreuter of annoyimgmost letters and
17001skirriless ballets in Parsee Franch who is Magrath's thug and smells
17002cheaply of Power's spirits, like a deepsea dibbler, and he is not fit
17003enough to throw guts down to a bear. Sylphling me when is a maid
17004nought a maid he would go to anyposs length for her! So long,
17005Sulleyman! If they cut his nose on the stitcher they had their siven good
17006reasons. Here's to the leglift of my snuff and trout stockangt
17007henkerchoff, orange fin with a mosaic of dispensations and a froren
17008black patata, from my church milliner. When Lynch Brother,
17009Withworkers, Friends and Company with T. C. King and the Warden of
17010Galway is prepared to stretch him sacred by the powers to the starlight,
17011L.B.W. Hemp, hemp, hurray! says the captain in the moonlight. I could
17012put him under my pallyass and slepp on him all nights as I would roll
17013myself for holy poly over his borrowing places. How we will make
17014laugh over him together, me and my Riley in the Vickar's bed! Quink!
17015says I. He cawls to me Granny-stream-Auborne when I am hiding under
17016my hair from him and I cool him my Finnyking he's so joyant a
17017bounder. Plunk! said he. Inasmuch as I am delightful to be able to state,
17018with the joy of lifing in my forty winkers, that a handsome sovereign
17019was freely pledged in their pennis in the sluts maschine, alonging wath a
17020cherrywickerkishabrack of maryfruit under Shadow La Rose, to both the
17021legintimate lady performers of display unquestionable, Elsebett and
17022Marryetta Gunning, H2O, by that noblesse of leechers at his
17023Saxontannery with motto in Wwalshe's ffrenchllatin: O'Neill saw Queen
17024Molly's pants: and much admired engraving, meaning complet manly
17025parts during alleged recent act of our chief mergey margey magistrades,
17026five itches above the kneecap, as required by statues. V.I.C.5.6. If you
17027won't release me stop to please me up the leg of me. Now you see!
17028Respect. S.V.P. Your wife. Amn. Anm. Amm. Ann.
17029
17030    — You wish to take us, Frui Mria, by degrees, as artis
17031litterarumque patrona but I am afraid, my poor woman of that same
17032name, what with your silvanes and your salvines, you are misled.
17033
17034    — Alas for livings' pledjures!
17035
17036    — Lordy Daw and Lady Don! Uncle Foozle and Aunty Jack! Sure,
17037that old humbugger was boycotted and girlcutted in debt and doom, on
17038hill and haven, even by the show-the-flag flotilla, as I'm given now to
17039understand, illscribed in all the gratuitouses and conspued in the
17040takeyourhandaways. Bumbty, tumbty, Sot on a Wall, Mute art for the
17041Million. There wasn't an Archimandrite of Dane's Island and the
17042townlands nor a minx from the Isle of Woman nor a one of the four
17043cantins nor any on the whole wheel of his ecunemical conciliabulum nor
17044nogent ingen meid on allad the hold scurface of the jorth would come
17045next or nigh him, Mr Eelwhipper, seed and nursery man, or his allgas
17046bumgalowre, Auxilium Meum Solo A Domino (Amsad), for rime or
17047ration, from piles or faces, after that.
17048
17049    — All ears did wag, old Eire wake as Piers Aurell was
17050flappergangsted.
17051
17052    — Recount!
17053    — I have it here to my fingall's ends. This liggy piggy wanted to go
17054to the jampot. And this leggy peggy spelt pea. And these lucky puckers
17055played at pooping tooletom. Ma's da. Da's ma. Madas. Sadam.
17056
17057    — Pater patruum cum filiabus familiarum. Or, but, now, and,
17058ariring out of her mirgery margery watersheads and, to change that
17059subjunct from the traumaturgid for once in a while and darting back to
17060stuff, if so be you may identify yourself with the him in you, that
17061fluctuous neck merchamtur, bloodfadder and milkmudder, since then
17062our too many of her, Abha na Lifé, and getting on to dadaddy again, as
17063them we're ne'er free of, was he in tea e'er he went on the bier or didn't
17064he ontime do something seemly heavy in sugar? He sent out Christy
17065Columb and he came back with a jailbird's unbespokables in his beak
17066and then he sent out Le Caron Crow and the peacies are still looking for
17067him. The seeker from the swayed, the beesabouties from the parent
17068swarm. Speak to the right! Rotacist ca canny! He caun ne'er be bothered
17069but maun e'er be waked. If there is a future in every past that is present
17070Quis est qui non novit quinnigan and Qui quae quot at Quinnigan's
17071Quake! Stump! His producers are they not his consumers? Your
17072exagmination round his factification for incamination of a warping
17073process. Declaim!
17074
17075    — Arra irrara hirrara man, weren't they arriving in clansdestinies for
17076the Imbandiment of Ad Regias Agni Dapes, fogabawlers and
17077panhibernskers, after the crack and the lean years, scalpjaggers and
17078houthhunters, like the messicals of the great god, a scarlet trainful, the
17079Twoedged Petrard, totalling, leggats and prelaps, in their aggregate ages
17080two and thirty plus undecimmed centries of them with insiders,
17081extraomnes and tuttifrutties allcunct, from Rathgar, Rathanga,
17082Rountown and Rush, from America Avenue and Asia Place and the
17083Affrian Way and Europa Parade and besogar the wallies of Noo Soch
17084Wilds and from Vico, Mespil Rock and Sorrento, for the lure of his
17085weal and the fear of his oppidumic, to his salon de espera in the keel of
17086his kraal, like lodes of ores flocking fast to Mount Maximagnetic, afeerd
17087he   was    a   gunner   but    affaird   to   stay   away,   Merrionites,
17088Dumstdumbdrummers, Luccanicans, Ashtoumers, Batterysby Parkes
17089and Krumlin Boyards, Phillipsburgs, Cabraists and Finglossies,
17090Ballymunites, Raheniacs and the bettlers of Clontarf, for to contemplate
17091in manifest and pay their firstrate duties before the both of him, twelve
17092stone a side, with their Thieve le Roué! and their Shvr yr Thrst! and their
17093Uisgye ad Inferos! and their Usque ad Ebbraios! at and in the licensed
17094boosiness primises of his delhightful bazar and reunited magazine hall,
17095by the magazine wall, Hosty's and Co, Exports, for his five hundredth
17096and sixtysixth borthday, the grand old Magennis Mor, Persee and Rahli,
17097taker of the tributes, their Rinseky Poppakork and Piowtor the Grape,
17098holding Dunker's durbar, boot kings and indiarubber umpires and
17099shawhs from paisley and muftis in muslim and sultana reiseines and
17100jordan almonders and a row of jam sahibs and a odd principeza in her
17101pettedcoat and the queen of knight's clubs and the claddagh ringleaders
17102and the two salaames and the Halfa Ham and the Hanzas Khan with two
17103fat Maharashers and the German selver geyser and he polished up,
17104protemptible, tintanambulating to himsilf so silfrich, and there was J. B.
17105Dunlop, the best tyrent of ourish times, and a swanks of French wine
17106stuarts and Tudor keepsakes and the Cesarevitch for the current counter
17107Leodegarius Sant Legerleger riding lapsaddlelonglegs up the oakses
17108staircase on muleback like Amaxodias Isteroprotos, hindquarters to the
17109fore and kick to the lift, and he handygrabbed on to his trulley natural
17110anthem: Horsibus, keep your tailyup, and as much as the halle of the
17111vacant fhroneroom, Oldloafs Buttery, could safely accomodate of the
17112houses of Orange and Betters M.P, permeated by Druids D.P, Brehons
17113B.P,   and    Flawhoolags     F.P,   and    Agiapommenites      A.P,    and
17114Antepummelites P.P, and Ulster Kong and Munster's Herald with
17115Athclee Ensigning and Athlone Poursuivant and his Imperial
17116Catchering, his fain awan, and his gemmynosed sanctsons in epheud
17117and ordilawn and his diamondskulled granddaucher, Adamantaya
17118Liubokovskva, all murdering Irish, amok and amak, out of their boom
17119companions in paunchjab and dogril and pammel and gougerotty, after
17120plenty of his fresh stout and his good balls of malt, not to forget his oels
17121a'mona nor his beers o'ryely, sopped down by his pani's annagolorum,
17122(at Kennedy's kiln she kned her dough, back of her bake for me, buns!)
17123socializing and communicanting in the deification of his members, for
17124to nobble or salvage their herobit of him, the poohpooher old
17125bolssloose, with his arthurious clayroses, Dodderick Ogonoch Wrack,
17126busted to the wurld at large, on the table round, with the floodlight
17127switched back, as true as the Vernons have Brian's sword, and a dozen
17128and one by one tilly tallows round in ring campf, circumassembled by
17129his daughters in the foregiftness of his sons, lying high as he lay in all
17130dimensions, in court dress and ludmers chain, with a hogo, fluorescent
17131of his swathings, round him, like the cummulium of scents in an italian
17132warehouse, erica's clustered on his hayir, the spectrem of his prisent
17133mocking the candiedights of his dadtid, bagpuddingpodded to the
17134deafspot, bewept of his chilidrin and serafim, poors and personalities,
17135venturous, drones and dominators, ancients and auldancients, with his
17136buttend up, expositoed for sale after referee's inspection, bulgy and
17137blowrious, bunged to ignorious, healed cured and embalsemate, pending
17138a rouseruction of his bogey, most highly astounded, as it turned up, after
17139his life overlasting, at thus being reduced to nothing.
17140
17141    — Bappy-go-gully and gaff for us all! And all his mortise calisenic,
17142tripping a trepas, neniatwantyng: Mulo Mulelo! Homo Humilo! Dauncy
17143a deady O! Dood dood dood! O Bawse! O Boese! O Muerther! O Mord!
17144Mahmato! Moutmaro! O Smirtsch! O Smertz! Woh Hillill! Woe
17145Hallall! Thou Thuoni! Thou Thaunaton! Umartir! Udamnor! Tschitt!
17146Mergue! Eulumu! Huam Khuam! Malawinga! Malawunga! Ser Oh Ser!
17147See ah See! Hamovs! Hemoves! Mamor! Rockquiem eternuel give
17148donal aye in dolmeny! Bat luck's perpepperpot loosen his eyis! (Psich!).
17149
17150    — But there's leps of flam in Funnycoon's Wick. The keyn has
17151passed. Lung lift the keying!
17152
17153    — God save you king! Muster of the Hidden Life!
17154    — God serf yous kingly, adipose rex! I had four in the morning and
17155a couple of the lunch and three later on, but your saouls to the dhaoul,
17156do ye. Finnk. Fime. Fudd?
17157
17158    — Impassable tissue of improbable liyers! D'yu mean to sett there
17159where y'are now, coddlin your supernumerary leg, wi'that bizar tongue
17160in yur tolkshap, and your hindies and shindies, like a muck in a market,
17161Sorley boy, repeating yurself, and tell me that?
17162
17163    — I mean to sit here on this altknoll where you are now, Surly guy,
17164replete in myself, as long as I live, in my homespins, like a sleepingtop,
17165with all that's buried ofsins insince insensed insidesofme. If I can't upset
17166this pound of pressed ollaves I can sit up zounds of sounds upon him.
17167
17168    — Oliver! He may be an earthpresence. Was that a groan or did I
17169hear the Dingle bagpipes Wasting war and? Watch!
17170
17171    — Tris tris a ni ma mea! Prisoner of Love! Bleating Hart! Lowlaid
17172Herd! Aubain Hand! Wonted Foot! Usque! Usque! Usque! Lignum in . .
17173.
17174
17175    — Rawth of Gar and Donnerbruck Fire? Is the strays world moving
17176mound or what static babel is this, tell us?
17177
17178    — Whoishe whoishe whoishe whoishe linking in? Whoishe
17179whoishe whoishe?
17180
17181    — The snare drum! Lay yer lug till the groun. The dead giant
17182manalive! They're playing thimbles and bodkins. Clan of the Gael! Hop!
17183Whu's within?
17184   — Dovegall and finshark, they are ring to the rescune!
17185
17186   — Zinzin. Zinzin.
17187
17188   — Crum abu! Cromwell to victory!
17189
17190   — We'll gore them and gash them and gun them and gloat on them.
17191
17192   — Zinzin.
17193
17194   — O, widows and orphans, it's the yeomen! Redshanks for ever! Up
17195Lancs!
17196
17197   — The cry of the roedeer it is! The white hind. Their slots, linklink,
17198the hound hunthorning! Send us and peace! Title! Title!
17199
17200   — Christ in our irish times! Christ on the airs independence! Christ
17201hold the freedman's chareman! Christ light the dully expressed!
17202
17203   — Slog slagt and sluaghter! Rape the daughter! Choke the pope!
17204
17205   — Aure! Cloudy father! Unsure! Nongood!
17206
17207   — Zinzin.
17208
17209   — Sold! I am sold! Brinabride! My ersther! My sidster! Brinabride,
17210goodbye! Brinabride! I sold!
17211
17212   — Pipette dear! Us! Us! Me! Me!
17213
17214   — Fort! Fort! Bayroyt! March!
17215
17216   — Me! I'm true. True! Isolde. Pipette. My precious!
17217
17218   — Zinzin.
17219
17220   — Brinabride, bet my price! Brinabride!
17221   — My price, my precious?
17222
17223   — Zin.
17224
17225   — Brinabride, my price! When you sell get my price!
17226
17227   — Zin.
17228
17229   — Pipette! Pipette, my priceless one!
17230
17231   — O! Mother of my tears! Believe for me! Fold thy son!
17232
17233   — Zinzin. Zinzin.
17234
17235   — Now we're gettin it. Tune in and pick up the forain counties!
17236Hello!
17237
17238   — Zinzin.
17239
17240   — Hello! Tittit! Tell your title?
17241
17242   — Abride!
17243
17244   — Hellohello! Ballymacarett! Am I thru' Iss? Miss? True?
17245
17246   — Tit! What is the ti . . ?
17247
17248
17249
17250   SILENCE.
17251
17252
17253
17254   Act drop. Stand by! Blinders! Curtain up. Juice, please! Foots!
17255
17256   — Hello! Are you Cigar shank and Wheat?
17257
17258   — I gotye. Gobble Ann's Carrot Cans.
17259    — Parfey. Now, after that justajiff siesta, just permit me a moment.
17260Challenger's Deep is childsplay to this but, by our soundings in the
17261swish channels, land is due. A truce to demobbed swarwords. Clear the
17262line, priority call! Sybil! Better that or this? Sybil Head this end! Better
17263that way? Follow the baby spot. Yes. Very good now. We are again in
17264the magnetic field. Do you remember on a particular lukesummer night,
17265following a crying fair day? Moisten your lips for a lightning strike and
17266begin again. Mind the flickers and dimmers! Better?
17267
17268    — Well. The isles is Thymes. The ales is Penzance. Vehement
17269Genral. Delhi expulsed.
17270
17271    — Still calling of somewhave from its specific? Not more?
17272Lesscontinuous. There were fires on every bald hill in holy Ireland that
17273night. Better so?
17274
17275    — You may say they were, son of a cove!
17276
17277    — Were they bonfires? That clear?
17278
17279    — No other name would at all befit them unless that. Bonafieries!
17280With their blue beards streaming to the heavens.
17281
17282    — Was it a high white night now?
17283
17284    — Whitest night mortal ever saw.
17285
17286    — Was our lord of the heights nigh our lady of the valley?
17287
17288    — He was hosting himself up and flosting himself around and
17289ghosting himself to merry her murmur like an andeanupper balkan.
17290
17291    — Lewd's carol! Was there rain by any chance, mistandew?
17292    — Plenty. If you wend farranoch.
17293
17294    — There fell some fall of littlewinter snow, holy-as-ivory, I gather,
17295jesse?
17296
17297    — By snaachtha clocka. The nicest at all. In hilly-and-even
17298zimalayars.
17299
17300    — Did it not blow some gales, westnass or ostscent, rather strongly
17301to less, allin humours out of turn, jusse as they rose and sprungen?
17302
17303    — Out of all jokes it did. Pipep! Icecold. Brr na brr, ny prr! Lieto
17304galumphantes!
17305
17306    — Stll cllng! Nmr! Peace, Pacific! Do you happen to recollect
17307whether Muna, that highlucky nackt, was shining at all?
17308
17309    — Sure she was, my midday darling! And not one but a pair of
17310pritty geallachers.
17311
17312    — Quando? Quonda? Go datey!
17313
17314    — Latearly! Latearly! Latearly! Latearly!
17315
17316    — That was latterlig certainly. And was there frostwork about and
17317thick weather and hice, soon calid, soon frozen, cold on warm but
17318moistly dry, and a boatshaped blanket of bruma airsighs and hellstohns
17319and flammballs and vodashouts and everything to please everybody?
17320
17321    — Hail many fell of greats! Horey morey smother of fog! There
17322was, so plays your ahrtides. Absolutely boiled. Obsoletely cowled. Julie
17323and Lulie at their parkiest.
17324    — The amenities, the amenities of the amenities with all their
17325amenities. And the firmness of the formous of the famous of the fumous
17326of the first fog in Maidanvale?
17327
17328    — Catchecatche and couchamed!
17329
17330    — From Miss Somer's nice dream back to Winthrop's delugium
17331stramens. One expects that kind of rimey feeling in the sire season?
17332
17333    — One certainly does. Desire, for hire, would tire a shire, phone,
17334phunkel, or wire. And mares.
17335
17336    — Of whitecaps any?
17337
17338    — Foamflakes flockfuyant from Foxrock to Finglas.
17339
17340    — A lambskip for the marines! Paronama! The entire horizon cloth!
17341All effects in their joints caused ways. Raindrum, windmachine,
17342snowbox. But thundersheet?
17343
17344    — No here. Under the blunkets.
17345
17346    — This common or garden is now in stilller realithy the starey
17347sphere of an oleotorium for broken pottery and ancient vegetables?
17348
17349    — Simply awful the dirt. An evernasty ashtray.
17350
17351    — I see. Now do you know the wellknown kikkinmidden where the
17352illassorted first couple first met with each other? The place where
17353Ealdermann Fanagan? The time when Junkermenn Funagin?
17354
17355    — Deed then I do, W.K.
17356    — In Fingal too they met at Littlepeace aneath the bidetree,
17357Yellowhouse of Snugsborough, Westreeve-Astagob and Slutsend with
17358Stockins of Winning's Folly Merryfalls, all of a two, skidoo and
17359skephumble?
17360
17361    — Godamedy, you're a delville of a tolkar!
17362
17363    — Is it a place fairly exspoused to the four last winds?
17364
17365    — Well, I faithly sincerely believe so indeed if all what I hope to
17366charity is half true.
17367
17368    — This stow on the wolds, is it Woful Dane Bottom?
17369
17370    — It is woful in need whatever about anything or allselse under the
17371grianblachk sun of gan greyne Eireann.
17372
17373    — A tricolour ribbon that spells a caution. The old flag, the cold
17374flag.
17375
17376    — The flagstone. By tombs, deep and heavy. To the unaveiling
17377memory of. Peacer the grave.
17378
17379    — And what sigeth Woodin Warneung thereof?
17380
17381    — Trickspissers vill be pairsecluded.
17382
17383    — There used to be a tree stuck up? An overlisting eshtree?
17384
17385    — There used, sure enough. Beside the Annar. At the ford of
17386Slivenamond. Oakley Ashe's elm. With a snoodrift from one beerchen
17387bough. And the grawndest crowndest consecrated maypole in all the
17388reignladen history of Wilds. Browne's Thesaurus Plantarum from
17389Nolan's, The Prittlewell Press, has nothing alike it. For we are fed of its
17390forest, clad in its wood, burqued by its bark and our lecture is its leave.
17391The cran, the cran, the king of all crans. Squiremade and damesman of
17392plantagenets, high and holy.
17393
17394    — Now, no hiding your wren under a bushle! What was it doing
17395there, for instance?
17396
17397    — Standing foreninst us.
17398
17399    — In Summerian sunshine?
17400
17401    — And in Cimmerian shudders.
17402
17403    — You saw it visibly from your hidingplace?
17404
17405    — No. From my invisibly lyingplace.
17406
17407    — And you then took down in stereo what took place being tunc
17408committed?
17409
17410    — I then tuk my takenplace lying down, I thunk I told you. Solve it!
17411
17412    — Remounting aliftle towards the ouragan of spaces. Just how
17413grand in cardinal rounders is this preeminent giant, sir Arber? Your
17414bard's highview, avis on valley! I would like to hear you burble to us in
17415strict conclave, purpurando, and without too much italiote interfairance,
17416what you know in petto about our sovereign beingstalk, Tonans
17417Tomazeus. O dite!
17418
17419    — Corcor Andy, Udi, Udite! Your Ominence, Your Imminence and
17420delicted fraternitrees! There's tuodore queensmaids and Idahore
17421shopgirls and they woody babies growing upon her and bird flamingans
17422sweenyswinging fuglewards on the tipmast and Orania epples playing
17423hopptociel bommptaterre and Tyburn fenians snoring in his quickenbole
17424and crossbones strewing its holy floor and culprines of Erasmus Smith's
17425burstall boys with their underhand leadpencils climbing to her crotch for
17426the origin of spices and charlotte darlings with silk blue askmes
17427chattering in dissent to them, gibbonses and gobbenses, guelfing and
17428ghiberring proferring praydews to their anatolies and blighting
17429findblasts on their catastripes and the killmaimthem pensioners
17430chucking overthrown milestones up to her to fall her cranberries and her
17431pommes annettes for their unnatural refection and handpainted hoydens
17432plucking husbands of him and cock robins muchmore hatching most out
17433of his missado eggdrazzles for him, the sun and moon pegging
17434honeysuckle and white heather down and timtits tapping resin there and
17435tomahawks watching tar elsewhere, creatures of the wold approaching
17436him, hollow mid ivy, for to claw and rub, hermits of the desert barking
17437their infernal shins over her triliteral roots and his acorns and pinecorns
17438shooting wide all sides out of him, plantitude outsends of plenty to
17439thousands, after the truants of the utmostfear and her downslyder in that
17440snakedst-tu-naughsy whimmering woman't seeleib such a fashionaping
17441sathinous dress out of that exquisitive creation and her leaves, my
17442darling dearest, sinsinsinning since the night of time and each and all of
17443their branches meeting and shaking twisty hands all over again in their
17444new world through the germination of its gemination from Ond's outset
17445till Odd's end. And encircle him circuly. Evovae!
17446
17447    — Is it so exaltated, eximious, extraoldandairy and excelssiorising?
17448    — Amengst menlike trees walking or trees like angels weeping
17449nobirdy aviar soar anywing to eagle it! But rocked of agues, cliffed for
17450aye!
17451
17452    — Telleth that eke the treeth?
17453
17454    — Mushe, mushe of a mixness.
17455
17456    — A shrub of libertine, indeed! But that steyne of law indeed what
17457stiles its neming?
17458
17459    — Tod, tod, too hard parted!
17460
17461    — I've got that now, Dr Melamanessy. Finight mens midinfinite
17462true. The form masculine. The gender feminine. I see. Now, are you
17463derevatov of it yourself in any way? The true tree I mean? Let's hear
17464what science has to say, pundit-the-next-best-king. Splanck!
17465
17466    — Upfellbowm.
17467
17468    — It reminds of the weeping of the daughters?
17469
17470    — And remounts to the sense arrest.
17471
17472    — The wittold, the frausch and the dibble! How this looseaffair
17473brimsts of fussforus! And was this treemanangel on his soredbohmend
17474because Knockout, the knickknaver, knocked him in the knechtschaft?
17475
17476    — Well, he was ever himself for the presention of crudities to
17477animals for he had put his own nickelname on every toad, duck and
17478herring before the climber clomb aloft, doing the midhill of the park,
17479flattering his bitter hoolft with her conconundrums. He would let us
17480have the three barrels. Such was a bitte too thikke for the Muster of the
17481hoose so as he called down on the Grand Precurser who coiled him a
17482crawler of the dupest dye and thundered at him to flatch down off that
17483erection and be aslimed of himself for the bellance of hissch leif.
17484
17485    — Oh Finlay's coldpalled!
17486
17487    — Ahday's begatem!
17488
17489    — Were you there, eh Hehr? Were you there when they lagged um
17490through the coombe?
17491
17492    — Wo wo! Who who! Psalmtimes it grauws on me to ramble,
17493ramble, ramble.
17494
17495    — Woe! Woe! So that was how he became the foerst of our
17496treefellers?
17497
17498    — Yesche and, in the absence of any soberiquiet, the fanest of our
17499truefalluses. Bapsbaps Bomslinger!
17500
17501    — How near do you feel to this capocapo promontory, sir?
17502
17503    — There do be days of dry coldness between us when he does be
17504like a lidging house far far astray and there do be nights of wet
17505windwhistling when he does be making me onions woup all kinds of
17506ways.
17507
17508    — Now you are mehrer the murk, Lansdowne Road. She's threwed
17509her pippin's thereabouts and they've cropped up tooth oneydge with
17510hates to leaven this socried isle. Now, thornyborn, follow the spotlight,
17511please! Concerning a boy. Are you acquainted with a pagany,
17512vicariously known as Toucher 'Thom' who is. I suggest Finoglam as his
17513habitat. Consider yourself on the stand now and watch your words, take
17514my advice. Let your motto be: Inter nubila numbum.
17515
17516    — Never you mind about my mother or her hopitout. I consider if I
17517did, I would feel frightfully ashamed of admired vice.
17518
17519    — He is a man of around fifty, struck on Anna Lynsha's Pekoe with
17520milk and whisky, who does messuages and has more dirt on him than an
17521old dog has fleas, kicking stones and knocking snow off walls. Have
17522you ever heard of this old boy "Thom" or "Thim" of the fishy stare who
17523belongs to Kimmage, a crofting district, and is not all there, and is all
17524the more himself since he is not so, being most of his time down at the
17525Green Man where he steals, pawns, belches and is a curse, drinking
17526gaily two hours after closing time, with the coat on him skinside out
17527against rapparitions, with his socks outsewed his springsides, clapping
17528his hands in a feeble sort of way and systematically mixing with the
17529public going for groceries, slapping greats and littlegets soundly with
17530his cattegut belts, flapping baresides and waltzywembling about in his
17531accountrements always in font of the tubbernuckles, like a longarmed
17532lugh, when he would be finished with his tea?
17533
17534    — Is it that fellow? As mad as the brambles he is. Touch him. With
17535the lawyers sticking to his trewsershins and the swatmenotting on the
17536basque of his beret. He has kissed me more than once, I am sorry to say
17537and if I did commit gladrolleries may the loone forgive it! O wait till I
17538tell you!
17539
17540    — We are not going yet.
17541    — And look here! Here's, my dear, what he done, as snooks as I am
17542saying so!
17543
17544    — Get out, you dirt! A strangely striking part of speech for the
17545hottest worked word of ur sprogue. You're not! Unhindered and odd
17546times? Mere thumbshow? Lately?
17547
17548    — How do I know? Such my billet. Buy a barrack pass. Ask the
17549horneys. Tell the robbers.
17550
17551    — You are alluding to the picking pockets in Lower O'Connell
17552Street?
17553
17554    — I am illuding to the Pekin packet but I am eluding from Laura
17555Connor's treat.
17556
17557    — Now, just wash and brush up your memoirias a little bit. So I
17558find, referring to the pater of the present man, an erely demented brick
17559thrower, I am wondering to myself in my mind, qua our arc of the
17560covenant, was Toucher, a methodist, whose name, as others say, is not
17561really 'Thom', was this salt son of a century from Boaterstown,
17562Shivering William, the sealiest old forker ever hawked crannock, who is
17563always with him at the Big Elm and the Arch after his teeth were shaken
17564out of their suckets by the wrang dog, for having 5 pints 73 of none
17565Eryen blood in him abaft the seam level, the scatterling, wearing his
17566cowbeamer and false clothes of a brewer's grains pattern with back
17567buckons with his motto on, Yule Remember, ostensibly for that occasion
17568only of the twelfth day Pax and Quantum wedding, I'm wondering.
17569    — I bet you are. Well, he was wandering, you bet, whatever was his
17570matter, in his mind too, give him his due, for I am sorry to have to tell
17571you, hullo and evoe, they were coming down from off him.
17572
17573    — How culious an epiphany!
17574
17575    — Hodie casus esobhrakonton?
17576
17577    — It looked very like it.
17578
17579    — Needer knows necess and neither garments. Man is minded of
17580the Meagher, wat? Wooly? Walty?
17581
17582    — Ay, another good button gone wrong.
17583
17584    — Blondman's blaff! Like a skib leaked lintel the arbour leidend
17585with . . .?
17586
17587    — Pamelas, peggylees, pollywollies, questuants, quaintaquilties,
17588quickamerries.
17589
17590    — Concaving now convexly to the semidemihemispheres and, from
17591the female angle, music minnestirring, were the subligate sisters, P. and
17592Q., Clopatrick's cherierapest, mutatis mutandis, in pretty much the same
17593pickle, the peach of all piedom, the quest of all quicks?
17594
17595    — Peequeen ourselves, the prettiest pickles of unmatchemable mute
17596antes I ever bopeeped at, seesaw shallshee, since the town go went
17597gonning on Pranksome Quaine.
17598
17599    — Silks apeel and sulks alusty?
17600
17601    — Boy and giddle, gape and bore.
17602    — I hear these two goddesses are liable to sue him?
17603
17604    — Well, I hope the two Collinses don't leg a bail to shoot him.
17605
17606    — Both were white in black arpists at cloever spilling, knickt?
17607
17608    — Gels bach, I, languised, liszted. Etoudies for the right hand.
17609
17610    — Were they now? And were they watching you as watcher as
17611well?
17612
17613    — Where do you get that wash? This representation does not accord
17614with my experience. They were watching the watched watching.
17615Vechers all.
17616
17617    — Good. Hold that watching brief and keep this witching longuer.
17618Now, retouching friend Tomsky, the enemy, did you gather much from
17619what he let drop? We are sitting here for that.
17620
17621    — I was rooshian mad, no lie. About his shapeless hat.
17622
17623    — I suspect you must have been.
17624
17625    — You are making your thunderous mistake. But I was dung sorry
17626for him too.
17627
17628    — O Schaum! Not really? Were you sorry you were mad with him
17629then?
17630
17631    — When I tell you I was rooshiamarodnimad with myself
17632altogether, so I was, for being sorry for him.
17633
17634    — So?
17635
17636    — Absolutely.
17637    — Would you blame him at all stages?
17638
17639    — I believe in many an old stager. But what seemed sooth to a
17640Greek summed nooth to a giantle. Who kills the cat in Cairo coaxes
17641cocks in Gaul.
17642
17643    — I put it to you that this was solely in his sunflower state and that
17644his haliodraping het was why maids all sighed for him, ventured and
17645vied for him. Hm?
17646
17647    — After Putawayo, Kansas, Liburnum and New Aimstirdames, it
17648wouldn't surprise me in the very least.
17649
17650    — That tare and this mole, your tear and our smile. 'Tis life that lies
17651if woman's eyes have been our old undoing. Lid efter lid. Reform in
17652mine size his deformation. Tiffpuff up my nostril, would you puff the
17653earthworm outer my ear.
17654
17655    — He could claud boose his eyes to the birth of his garce, he could
17656lump all his lot through the half of her play, but he jest couldn't laugh
17657through the whole of her farce becorpse he warn't billed that way. So he
17658outandouts his volimetangere and has a lightning consultation and he
17659downadowns his pantoloogions and made a piece of first perpersonal
17660puetry that staystale remains to be. Cleaned.
17661
17662    — Booms of bombs and heavy rethudders?
17663
17664    — This aim to you!
17665
17666    — The tail, so mastrodantic, as you tell it nearly takes your own
17667mummouth's breath away. Your troppers are so unrelieved because his
17668troopers were in difficulties. Still let stultitiam done in veino condone
17669ineptias made of veritues. How many were married on that top of all
17670strapping mornings, after the midnight turkay drive, my good watcher?
17671
17672    — Puppaps. That'd be telling. With a hoh frohim and heh fraher.
17673But, as regards to Tammy Thornycraft, Idefyne the lawn mare and the
17674laney moweress and all the prentisses of wildes to massage him.
17675
17676    — Now from Gunner Shotland to Guinness Scenography. Come to
17677the ballay at the Tailors' Hall. We mean to be mellay on the Mailers'
17678Mall. And leap, rink and make follay till the Gaelers' Gall. Awake!
17679Come, a wake! Every old skin in the leather world, infect the whole
17680stock company of the old house of the Leaking Barrel, was thomistically
17681drunk, two by two, lairking o' tootlers with tombours a'beggars, the blog
17682and turfs and the brandywine bankrompers, trou Normend fashion, I
17683have been told down to the bank lean clorks? Some nasty blunt clubs
17684were being operated after the tradition of a wellesleyan bottle riot act
17685and a few plates were being shied about and tumblers bearing traces of
17686fresh porter rolling around, independent of that, for the ehren of Fyn's
17687Insul, and then followed that wapping breakfast at the Heaven and
17688Covenant, with Rodey O'echolowing how his breadcost on the voters
17689would be a comeback for e'er a one, like the depredations of
17690Scandalknivery, in and on usedtowobble sloops off cloasts, eh? Would
17691that be a talltale too? This was the grandsire Orther. This was his
17692innwhite horse. Sip?
17693    — Well, naturally he was, louties also genderymen. Being
17694Kerssfesstiydt. They came from all lands beyond the wave for songs of
17695Inishfeel. Whiskway and mortem! No puseyporcious either, invitem
17696kappines all round. But the right reverend priest, Mr Hopsinbond, and
17697the reverent bride eleft, Frizzy Fraufrau, were sober enough. I think they
17698were sober.
17699
17700    — I think you're widdershins there about the right reverence.
17701Magraw for the Northwhiggern cupteam was wedding beastman, papers
17702before us carry. You saw him hurriedly, or did you if thatseme's not
17703irrelevant? With Slater's hammer perhaps? Or he was in serge?
17704
17705    — I horridly did. On the stroke of the dozen. I'm sure I'm wrong but
17706I heard the irreverend Mr Magraw, in search of a stammer, kuckkuck
17707kicking the bedding out of the old sexton, red-Fox Good-man around
17708the sacristy, till they were bullbeadle black and bufeteer blue, while I
17709and Flood and the other men, jazzlike brollies and sesuos, was gickling
17710his missus to gackles in the hall, the divileen, (she's a lamp in her throth)
17711with her cygncygn leckle and her twelve pound lach.
17712
17713    — A loyal wifish woman cacchinic wheepingcaugh! While she
17714laylylaw was all their rage. But you did establish personal contact? In
17715epexegesis or on a point of order?
17716
17717    — That perkumiary pond is beyawnd my pinnigay pretonsions. I am
17718resting on a pigs of cheesus but I've a big suggestion it was about the
17719pint of porter.
17720    — You are a suckersome! But this all, as airs said to oska, was only
17721that childbearer might blogas well sidesplit? Where letties hereditate a
17722dark mien swart hairy?
17723
17724    — Only. 'Twas womans' too woman with mans' throw man.
17725
17726    — Bully burley yet hardly hurley. The saloon bulkhead, did you
17727say, or the tweendecks?
17728
17729    — Between drinks, I deeply painfully repeat it.
17730
17731    — Was she wearing shubladey's tiroirs in humour of her
17732hubbishobbis, Massa's star stellar?
17733
17734    — Mrs Tan-Taylour? Just a floating panel, secretairslidingdraws, a
17735budge of klees on her schalter, a siderbrass sehdass on her anulas
17736findring and forty crocelips in her curlingthongues.
17737
17738    — So this was the dope that woolied the cad that kinked the ruck
17739that noised the rape that tried the sap that hugged the mort?
17740
17741    — That legged in the hoax that joke bilked.
17742
17743    — The jest of junk the jungular?
17744
17745    — Jacked up in a jock the wrapper.
17746
17747    — Lollgoll! You don't soye so! All upsydown her whole creation?
17748So there was nothing serical between you? And Drysalter, father of
17749Izod, how was he now?
17750
17751    — To the pink, man, like an allmanox in his shirt and stickup,
17752brustall to the bear, the Megalomagellan of our winevatswaterway,
17753squeezing the life out of the liffey.
17754   — Crestofer Carambas! Such is zodisfaction. You punk me! He
17755came, he kished, he conquered. Vulturuvarnar! The must of his
17756glancefull coaxing the beam in her eye? That musked bell of this
17757masked ball! Annabella, Lovabella, Pullabella, yep?
17758
17759   — Yup! Titentung Tollertone in S. Sabina's. Aye aye, she was lithe
17760and pleasable. Wilt thou the lee? Wilt thou the hee? Wilt thou the
17761hussif?
17762
17763   — The quicker the deef the safter the sapstaff, but the main the
17764mightier the stricker the strait. To the vast go the game! It is the
17765circumconversioning of antelithual paganelles by a huggerknut
17766cramwell energuman, or the caecodedition of an absquelitteris
17767puttagonnianne to the herreraism of a cabotinesque exploser?
17768
17769   — I believe you. Taiptope reelly, O reely!
17770
17771   — Nautaey, nautaey, we're nowhere without ye! In steam of kavos
17772now arbatos above our hearths doth hum. And Malkos crackles logs of
17773fun while Anglys cheers our ingles. So lent she him ear to burrow his
17774manhood (or so it appierce) and borrow his namas? Suilful eyes and
17775sallowfoul hairweed and the sickly sigh from her gingering mouth like a
17776Dublin bar in the moarning.
17777
17778   — Primus auriforasti me.
17779
17780   — The park is gracer than the hole, says she, but shekleton's my
17781fortune?
17782    — Eversought of being artained? You've soft a say with ye, Flatter
17783O'Ford, that, honey, I hurdley chew you.
17784
17785    — Is that answers?
17786
17787    — It am queery!
17788
17789    — The house was Toot and Come-Inn by the bridge called Tiltass,
17790but are you solarly salemly sure, beyond the shatter of the canicular
17791year? Nascitur ordo seculi numfit.
17792
17793    — Siriusly and selenely sure behind the shutter. Securius indicat
17794umbris tellurem.
17795
17796    — Date as? Your time of immersion? We are still in drought of. . . ?
17797
17798    — Amnis Dominae, Marcus of Corrig. A laughin hunter and Purty
17799Sue.
17800
17801    — And crazyheaded Jorn, the bulweh born?
17802
17803    — Fluteful as his orkan. Ex ugola lenonem.
17804
17805    — And Jambs, of Delphin's Bourne or (as olders lay) of Tophat?
17806
17807    — Dawncing the kniejinksky choreopiscopally like an easter sun
17808round the colander, the vice! Taranta boontoday! You should pree him
17809prance the polcat, you whould sniff him wops around, you should hear
17810his piedigrotts schraying as his skimpies skirp a . . .
17811
17812    — Crashedafar Corumbas! A Czardanser indeed! Dervilish glad too.
17813Ortovito semi ricordo. The pantaglionic affection through his blood like
17814a bad influenza in a leap at bounding point?
17815    — Out of Prisky Poppagenua, the palsied old priamite, home from
17816Edwin    Hamilton's Christmas pantaloonade, Oropos Roxy              and
17817Pantharhea at the Gaiety, trippudiating round the aria, with his fiftytwo
17818heirs of age! They may reel at his likes but it's Noeh Bonum's shin do.
17819
17820    — And whit what was Lillabil Issabil maideve, maid at?
17821
17822    — Trists and thranes and trinies and traines.
17823
17824    — A take back to the virgin page, darm it!
17825
17826    — Ay, graunt ye.
17827
17828    — The quobus quartet were there too, if I mistake not, as a sideline
17829but, pace the contempt of senate, well to the fore, in an amenessy
17830meeting, metandmorefussed to decide whereagainwhen to meet
17831themselves flopsome and jerksome, lubber and deliric, drinking
17832unsteadily through the Kerry quadrilles and Listowel lancers and
17833mastersinging always with that consecutive fifth of theirs, eh? Like four
17834wise elephants inandouting under a twelvepodestalled table?
17835
17836    — They were simple scandalmongers, that familiar, and all!
17837Normand, Desmond, Osmund and Kenneth. Making mejical history all
17838over the show!
17839
17840    — In sum, some hum? And other marrage feats?
17841
17842    — All our stakes they were astumbling round the ranky roars
17843assumbling when Big Arthur flugged the field at Annie's courting.
17844
17845    — Suddenly some wellfired clay was cast out through the
17846schappsteckers of hoy's house?
17847    — Schottenly there was a hellfire club kicked out through the
17848wasistas of Thereswhere.
17849
17850    — Like Heavystost's envil catacalamitumbling. Three days three
17851times into the Vulcuum?
17852
17853    — Punch!
17854
17855    — Or Noe et Ecclesiastes, nonne?
17856
17857    — Ninny, there is no hay in Eccles's hostel.
17858
17859    — Yet an I saw a sign of him, if you could scrape out his
17860acquinntence? Name or redress him and we'll call it a night!
17861
17862    — .i..'. .o..l .
17863
17864    — You are sure it was not a shuler's shakeup or a plighter's palming
17865or a winker's wake etcaetera etcaeterorum you were at?
17866
17867    — Precisely.
17868
17869    — Mayhap. Hora pro Nubis, Thundersday, at A Little Bit Of
17870Heaven Howth, the wife of Deimetuus (D'amn), Earl Adam Fitzadam,
17871of a Tartar (Birtha) or Sackville-Lawry and Morland West, at the
17872Auspice for the Living, Bonnybrook, by the river and A. Briggs
17873Carlisle, guardian of the birdsmaids and deputiliser for groom.
17874Pontifical mess. Or (soddenly) Schott, furtivfired by the riots. No flies.
17875Agreest?
17876
17877    — Mayhem. Also loans through the post. With or without security.
17878Everywhere.       Any   amount.    Mofsovitz,      swampstakers,   purely
17879providential.
17880    — Flood's. The pinkman, the squeeze, the pint with the kick. Gaa.
17881And then the punch to Gaelicise it. Fox. The lady with the lamp. The
17882boy in the barleybag. The old man on his ars. Great Scrapp! 'Tis we and
17883you and ye and me and hymns and hurts and heels and shields. The
17884eirest race, the ourest nation, the airest place that erestationed. He was
17885culping for penance while you were ringing his belle. Did the kickee,
17886goodman rued fox, say anything important? Clam or cram, spick or
17887spat?
17888
17889    — No more than Richman's periwhelker.
17890
17891    — Nnn ttt wrd?
17892
17893    — Dmn ttt thg.
17894
17895    — A gael galled by scheme of scorn? Nock?
17896
17897    — Sangnifying nothing. Mock!
17898
17899    — Fortitudo eius rhodammum tenuit?
17900
17901    — Five maim! Or something very similar.
17902
17903    — I should like to euphonise that. It sounds an isochronism. Secret
17904speech Hazelton and obviously disemvowelled. But it is good laylaw
17905too. We may take those wellmeant kicks for free granted, though ultra
17906vires, void and, in fact, unnecessarily so. Happily you were not quite so
17907successful in the process verbal whereby you would sublimate your
17908blepharospasmockical suppressions, it seems?
17909
17910    — What was that? First I heard about it.
17911    — Were you or were you not? Ask yourself the answer, I'm not
17912giving you a short question. Now, not to mix up, cast your eyes around
17913Capel Court. I want you, witness of this epic struggle, as yours so mine,
17914to reconstruct for us, as briefly as you can, inexactly the same as a
17915mind's eye view, how these funeral games, which have been poring over
17916us through homer's kerryer pidgeons, massacreedoed as the holiname
17917rally round took place.
17918
17919    — Which? Sure I told you that afoul. I was drunk all lost life.
17920
17921    — Well, tell it to me befair, the whole plan of campaign, in that
17922bamboozelem mincethrill voice of yours. Let's have it, christie! The
17923Dublin own, the thrice familiar.
17924
17925    — Ah, sure, I eyewitless foggus. 'Tis all around me bebattersbid hat.
17926
17927    — Ah, go on now, Masta Bones, a gig for a gag, with your
17928impendements and your perroqtriques! Blank memory of hatless darky
17929in blued suit. You were ever the gentle poet, dove from Haywarden.
17930Pitcher cup, patcher cap, pratey man? Be nice about it, Bones Minor!
17931Look chairful! Come, delicacy! Go to the end, thou slackerd! Once upon
17932a grass and a hopping high grass it was.
17933
17934    — Faith, then, Meesta Cheeryman, first he come up, a gag as a gig,
17935badgeler's rake to the town's major from the wesz, MacSmashall Swingy
17936of the Cattelaxes, got up regardless, with a cock on the Kildare side of
17937his Tattersull, in his riddlesneek's ragamufflers and the horrid
17938contrivance as seen above, whisklyng into a bone tolerably delicately,
17939the Wearing of the Blue, and taking off his plushkwadded bugsby in his
17940perusual flea and loisy manner, saying good mrowkas to weevilybolly
17941and dragging his feet in the usual course and was ever so terribly naas,
17942really, telling him clean his nagles and fex himself up, Miles, and so on
17943and so fort, and to take the coocoomb to his grizzlies and who done that
17944foxy freak on his bear's hairs like fire bursting out of the Ump pyre and,
17945half hang me, sirr, if he wasn't wanting his calicub body back before
17946he'd to take his life or so save his life. Then, begor, counting as many as
17947eleven to thritytwo seconds with his pocket browning, like I said, wann
17948swanns wann, this is my awethorrorty, he kept forecursing hascupth's
17949foul Fanden, Cogan, for coaccoackey the key of John Dunn's field fore
17950it was for sent and the way Montague was robbed and wolfling to know
17951all what went off and who burned the hay, perchance wilt thoult say,
17952before he'd kill all the kanes and the price of Patsch Purcell's faketotem,
17953which the man, his plantagonist, up from the bog of the depths who was
17954raging with the thirst of the sacred sponge and who, as a mashter of
17955pasht, so far as him was concerned, was only standing there nonplush to
17956the corner of Turbot Street, perplexing about a paumpshop and
17957pupparing to spit, wanting to know whelp the henconvention's compuss
17958Memphis he wanted with him new nothing about.
17959
17960    — A sarsencruxer, like the Nap O' Farrell Patter Tandy moor and
17961burgess medley? In other words, was that how in the annusual curse of
17962things, as complement to compliment though, after a manner of men
17963which I must and will say seems extraordinary, their celicolar subtler
17964angelic warfare or photoplay finister started?
17965    — Truly. That I may never!
17966
17967    — Did one scum then in the auradrama, the deff, after some clever
17968play in the mud, mention to the other undesirable, a dumm, during
17969diverse intentional instants, that upon the resume after the angerus, how
17970for his deal he was a pigheaded Swede and to wend himself to a
17971medicis?
17972
17973    — To be sore he did, the huggornut! Only it was turniphudded
17974dunce, I beg your pardon, and he would jokes bowlderblow the
17975betholder with his black masket off the bawling green.
17976
17977    — Sublime was the warning!
17978
17979    — The author, in fact, was mardred.
17980
17981    — Did he, the first spikesman, do anything to him, the last
17982spokesman, when, after heaving some more smutt and chaff between
17983them, they rolled togutter into the ditch together? Black Pig's Dyke?
17984
17985    — No, he had his teeth in the back of his head.
17986
17987    — Did Box then try to shine his puss?
17988
17989    — No but Cox did to shin the punman.
17990
17991    — The worsted crying that if never he looked on Leaverholma's
17992again and the bester huing that he might ever save sunlife?
17993
17994    — Trulytruly Asbestos he ever. And sowasso I never.
17995
17996    — That forte carlysle touch breaking the campdens pianoback.
17997
17998    — Pansh!
17999    — Are you of my meaning that would be going on to about half
18000noon, click o'clock, pip emma, Grinwicker time, by your querqcut
18001quadrant?
18002
18003    — You will be asking me and I wish to higgins you wouldn't.
18004Would it?
18005
18006    — Let it be twelve thirty after a somersautch of the tardest!
18007
18008    — And it was eleven thirstytoo befour in soandsuch, reloy on it!
18009
18010    — Tick up on time. Howday you doom? That rising day sinks
18011rosing in a night of nine week's wonder.
18012
18013    — Amties, marcy buckup! The uneven day of the unleventh month
18014of the unevented year. At mart in mass.
18015
18016    — A triduum before Our Larry's own day. By which of your
18017chronos, my man of four watches, larboard, starboard, dog or dath?
18018
18019    — Dunsink, rugby, ballast and ball. You can imagine.
18020
18021    — Language this allsfare for the loathe of Marses ambiviolent about
18022it. Will you swear all the same you saw their shadows a hundred foot
18023later, struggling diabolically over this, that and the other, their virtues
18024pro and his principality con, near the Ruins, Drogheda Street, and
18025kicking up the devil's own dust for the Milesian wind?
18026
18027    — I will. I did. They were. I swear. Like the heavenly militia. So
18028wreek me Ghyllygully! With my tongue through my toecap on the
18029headlong stone of kismet if so 'tis the will of Whose B. Dunn.
18030    — Weepin Lorcans! They must have put in some wonderful work,
18031ecad, on the quiet like, during this arms' parley, meatierities forces
18032vegateareans. Dost thou not think so?
18033
18034    — Ay.
18035
18036    — The illegallooking range or fender, alias turfing iron, a product of
18037Hostages and Co, Engineers, changed feet several times as briars
18038revalvered during the weaponswap? Piff?
18039
18040    — Puff! Excuse yourself. It was an ersatz lottheringcan.
18041
18042    — They did not know the war was over and were only berebelling
18043or bereppelling one another by chance or necessity with sham bottles,
18044mere and woiney, as betwinst Picturshirts and Scutticules, like their
18045caractacurs in an Irish Ruman to sorowbrate the expeltsion of the
18046Danos? What sayest thou, scusascmerul?
18047
18048    — That's all. For he was heavily upright man, Limba romena in
18049Bucclis tucsada. Farcing gutterish.
18050
18051    — I mean the Morgans and the Dorans, in finnish?
18052
18053    — I know you don't, in Feeney's.
18054
18055    — The mujic of the footure on the barbarihams of the bashed? Co
18056Canniley?
18057
18058    — Da Donnuley.
18059
18060    — Yet this war has meed peace? In voina viritas. Ab chaos lex, neat
18061wehr?
18062    — O bella! O pia! O pura! Amem. Handwalled amokst us.
18063Thanksbeer to Balbus!
18064
18065    — All the same you sound it twould clang houlish like Hull hopen
18066for christmians?
18067
18068    — But twill cling hellish like engels opened to neuropeans, if you've
18069sensed, whole the sum. So be vigil!
18070
18071    — And this pattern pootsch punnermine of concoon and proprey
18072went on, hog and minne, a whole whake, your night after larry's night,
18073spittinspite on Dora O'Huggins, ormonde caught butler, the artillery of
18074the O'Hefferns answering the cavalry of the MacClouds, fortey and
18075more fortey, a thousand and one times, according to your cock and a
18076biddy story? Lludillongi, for years and years perhaps?
18077
18078    — That's ri. This is his largos life, this is me timtomtum and this is
18079her two peekweeny ones. From the last finger on the second foot of the
18080fourth man to the first one on the last one of the first. That's right.
18081
18082    — Finny. Vary vary finny!
18083
18084    — It may look funny but fere it is.
18085
18086    — This is not guid enough, Mr Brasslattin. Finging and tonging and
18087winging and ponging! And all your rally and ramp and rant! Didget
18088think I was asleep at the wheel? D'yu mean to tall grand jurors of
18089thathens of tharctic on your oath, me lad, and ask us to believe you, for
18090all you're enduring long terms, with yur last foot foremouthst, that yur
18091moon was shining on the tors and on the cresties and winblowing night
18092after night, for years and years perhaps, after you swearing to it a while
18093back before your Corth examiner, Markwalther, that there was reen in
18094planty all the teem?
18095
18096    — Perhaps so, as you grand duly affirm, Robman Calvinic. I never
18097thought over it, faith. I most certainly think so about it. I hope. Unless it
18098is actionable. It would be a charity for me to think about something
18099which I must on no caste accounts omit, if you ask to me. It was told me
18100as an inspired statement by a friend of myself, in reply to salute, Tarpey,
18101after three o'clock mass, with forty ducks indulgent, that some rain was
18102promised to Mrs Lyons, the invalid of Aunt Tarty Villa, with lots gulp
18103and sousers and likewise he told me, the recusant, after telling mass,
18104with two hundred genuflexions, at the split hour of blight when bars are
18105keeping so sly, as was what's follows. He is doing a walk, says she, in
18106the feelmick's park, says he, like a tarrable Turk, says she, letting loose
18107on his nursery and, begalla, he meet himself with Mr Michael Clery of a
18108Tuesday who said Father MacGregor was desperate to the bad place
18109about thassbawls and ejaculating about all the stairrods and the catspew
18110swashing his earwanker and thinconvenience being locked up for
18111months, owing to being putrenised by stragglers abusing the apparatus,
18112and for Tarpey to pull himself into his soup and fish and to push on his
18113borrowsaloaner and to go to the tumple like greased lining and see
18114Father MacGregor and, be Cad, sir, he was to pipe up and saluate that
18115clergyman and to tell his holiness the whole goat's throat about the three
18116shillings in the confusional and to say how Mrs Lyons, the cuptosser,
18117was the infidel who prophessised to pose three shielings Peter's pelf off
18118her tocher from paraguais and albs by the yard to Mr Martin Clery for
18119Father Mathew to put up a midnight mask saints withins of a Thrushday
18120for African man and to let Brown child do and to leave he Anlone and
18121all the nuisances committed by soldats and nonbehavers and
18122missbelovers for N.D. de l'Ecluse to send more heehaw hell's flutes, my
18123prodder again! And I never brought my cads in togs blanket! Foueh!
18124
18125    — Angly as arrows, but you have right, my celtslinger! Nils, Mugn
18126and Cannut. Should brothers be for awe then?
18127
18128    — So let use off be octo while oil bike the bil and wheel whang till
18129wabblin befoul you but mere and mire trullopes will knaver mate a
18130game on the bibby bobby burns of.
18131
18132    — Quatsch! What hill ar yu fluking about, ye lamelookond fyats!
18133I'll discipline ye! Will you swear or affirm the day to yur second sight
18134noo and recant that all yu affirmed to profetised at first sight for his
18135southerly accent was all paddyflaherty? Will ye, ay or nay?
18136
18137    — Ay say aye. I affirmly swear to it that it rooly and cooly
18138boolyhooly was with my holyhagionous lips continuously poised upon
18139the rubricated annuals of saint ulstar.
18140
18141    — That's very guid of ye, R.C.! Maybe yu wouldn't mind talling us,
18142my labrose lad, how very much bright cabbage or paperming comfirts
18143d'yu draw for all yur swearin? The spanglers, kiddy?
18144    — Rootha prootha. There you have me! Vurry nothing, O potators, I
18145call it for I might as well tell yous Essexelcy, and I am not swallowing
18146my air, the Golden Bridge's truth. It amounts to nada in pounds or
18147pence. Not a glass of Lucan nor as much as the cost price of a
18148highlandman's trousertree or the three crowns round your draphole (isn't
18149it dram disgusting?) for the whole dumb plodding thing!
18150
18151    — Come now, Johnny! We weren't born yesterday. Pro tanto quid
18152retribuamus? I ask you to say on your scotty pictail you were promised
18153fines times with some staggerjuice or deadhorse, on strip or in larges, at
18154the Raven and Sugarloaf, either Jones's lame or Jamesy's gait, anyhow?
18155
18156    — Bushmillah! Do you think for a moment? Yes, by the way. How
18157very necessarily true! Give me fair play. When?
18158
18159    — At the Dove and Raven tavern, no, ah? To wit your wizzend?
18160
18161    — Water, water, darty water! Up Jubilee sod! Beet peat wheat treat!
18162
18163    — What harm wants but demands it! How would you like to hear
18164yur right name now, Ghazi Power, my tristy minstrel, if yur not
18165freckened of frank comment?
18166
18167    — Not afrightened of Frank Annybody's gaspower or illconditioned
18168ulcers neither.
18169
18170    — Your uncles!
18171
18172    — Your gullet!
18173
18174    — Will you repeat that to me outside, leinconnmuns?
18175
18176    — After you've shouted a few? I will when it suits me, hulstler.
18177    — Guid! We make fight! Three to one! Raddy?
18178
18179    — But no, from exemple, Emania Raffaroo! What do you have?
18180What mean you, august one? Fairplay for Finnians! I will have my
18181humours. Sure, you would not do the cowardly thing and moll me roon?
18182Tell Queen's road I am seilling. Farewell, but whenever! Buy!
18183
18184    — Ef I chuse to put a bullet like yu through the grill for heckling
18185what business is that of yours, yu bullock?
18186
18187    — I don't know, sir. Don't ask me, your honour!
18188
18189    — Gently, gently Northern Ire! Love that red hand! Let me once
18190more. There are sordidly tales within tales, you clearly understand that?
18191Now my other point. Did you know, whether by melanodactylism or
18192purely libationally, that one of these two Crimeans with the fender, the
18193taller man, was accused of a certain offence or of a choice of two
18194serious charges, as skirts were divided on the subject, if you like it
18195better that way? You did, you rogue, you?
18196
18197    — You hear things. Besides (and serially now) bushes have eyes,
18198don't forget. Hah!
18199
18200    — Which moral turpitude would you select of the two, for choice, if
18201you had your way? Playing bull before shebears or the hindlegs off a
18202clotheshorse? Did any orangepeelers or greengoaters appear periodically
18203up your sylvan family tree?
18204
18205    — Buggered if I know! It all depends on how much family silver
18206you want for a nass-and-pair. Hah!
18207    — What do you mean, sir, behind your hah! You don't hah to do
18208thah, you know, snapograph.
18209
18210    — Nothing, sir. Only a bone moving into place. Blotogaff. Hahah!
18211
18212    — Whahat?
18213
18214    — Are you to have all the pleasure quizzing on me? I didn't say it
18215aloud, sir. I have something inside of me talking to myself.
18216
18217    — You're a nice third degree witness, faith! But this is no laughing
18218matter. Do you think we are tonedeafs in our noses to boot? Can you not
18219distinguish the sense, prain, from the sound, bray? You have
18220homosexual catheis of empathy between narcissism of the expert and
18221steatopygic invertedness. Get yourself psychoanolised!
18222
18223    — O, begor, I want no expert nursis symaphy from yours broons
18224quadroons and I can psoakoonaloose myself any time I want (the fog
18225follow you all!) without your interferences or any other pigeonstealer.
18226
18227    — Sample! Sample!
18228
18229    — Have you ever weflected, wepowtew, that the evil what though it
18230was willed might nevewtheless lead somehow on to good towawd the
18231genewality?
18232
18233    — A pwopwo of haster meets waster and talking of plebiscites by a
18234show of hands, whether declaratory or effective, in all seriousness, has it
18235become to dawn in you yet that the deponent, the man from Saint Yves,
18236may have been (one is reluctant to use the passive voiced) may be been
18237as much sinned against as sinning, for if we look at it verbally perhaps
18238there is no true noun in active nature where every bally being — please
18239read this mufto — is becoming in its owntown eyeballs. Now the long
18240form and the strong form and reform alltogether!
18241
18242    — Hotchkiss Culthur's Everready, one brother to neverreached, well
18243over countless hands, sieur of many winners and losers, groomed by S.
18244Samson and son, bred by dilalahs, will stand at Bay (Dublin) from nun
18245till dan and vites inversion and at Miss or Mrs's MacMannigan's Yard.
18246
18247    — Perhaps you can explain, sagobean? The Mod needs a rebus.
18248
18249    — Pro general continuation and in particular explication to your
18250singular interrogation our asseveralation. Ladiegent, pals will smile but
18251me and Frisky Shorty, my inmate friend, as is uncommon struck on
18252poplar poetry, and a few fleabesides round at West Pauper Bosquet, was
18253glad to be back again with the chaps and just arguing friendlylike at the
18254Doddercan Easehouse having a wee chatty with our hosty in his comfy
18255estably over the old middlesex party and his moral turps, meaning flu,
18256pock, pox and mizzles, grip, gripe, gleet and sprue, caries, rabies, numps
18257and dumps. What me and Frisky in our concensus and the whole double
18258gigscrew of suscribers, notto say the burman, having successfully
18259concluded our tour of bibel, wants to know is thisahere. Supposing, for
18260an ethical fict, him, which the findings showed, to have taken his
18261epscene licence before the norsect's divisional respectively as regards
18262them male privates and or concomitantly with all common or neuter
18263respects to them public exess females, whereas allbeit really sweet
18264fillies, as was very properly held by the metropolitan in connection with
18265this regrettable nuisance, touching arbitrary conduct, being in strict
18266contravention of schedule in board of forests and works bylaws
18267regulationing sparkers' and succers' amusements section of our beloved
18268naturpark in pursuance of which police agence me and Shorty have
18269approached a reverend gentlman of the name of Mr Coppinger with
18270reference to a piece of fire fittings as was most obliging, 'pon my sam,
18271in this matter of his explanations affirmative, negative and limitative,
18272given to me and Shorty, touching what the good book says of
18273toooldaisymen, concerning the merits of early bisectualism, besides him
18274citing from approved lectionary example given by a valued friend of the
18275name of Mr J. P. Cockshott, reticent of England, as owns a pretty
18276maisonette, Quis ut Deus, fronting on to the Soussex Bluffs as was
18277telling us categoric how Mr Cockshott, as he had his assignation with,
18278present holder by deedpoll and indenture of the swearing belt, he tells
18279him hypothetic, the reverend Mr Coppinger, hereckons himself
18280disjunctively with his windwarrd eye up to a dozen miles of a cunifarm
18281school of herring, passing themselves supernatently by the Bloater Naze
18282from twelve and them mayridinghim by the silent hour. Butting,
18283charging, bracing, backing, springing, shrinking, swaying, darting,
18284shooting, bucking and sprinkling their dossies sodouscheock with the
18285twinx of their taylz. And, reverend, he says, summat problematical, by
18286yon socialist sun, gut me, but them errings was as gladful as Wissixy
18287kippers could be considering, flipping their little coppingers, pot em, the
18288fresh little flirties, the dirty little gillybrighteners, pickle their spratties,
18289the little smolty gallockers, and, reverend, says he, more assertitoff,
18290zwelf me Zeus, says he, lettin olfac be the extench of the supperfishies,
18291lamme the curves of their scaligerance and pesk the everurge flossity of
18292their pectoralium, them little salty populators, says he, most apodictic,
18293as sure as my briam eggs is on cockshot under noose, all them little
18294upandown dippies they was all of a libidous pickpuckparty and raid on a
18295wriggolo finsky doodah in testimonials to their early bisectualism. Such,
18296he says, is how the reverend Coppinger, he visualises the hidebound
18297homelies of creed crux ethics. Watsch yourself tillicately every
18298morkning in your bracksullied twilette. The use of cold water,
18299testificates Dr Rutty, may be warmly recommended for the sugjugation
18300of cungunitals loosed. Tolloll, schools!
18301
18302    — Tallhell and Barbados wi ye and your Errian coprulation!
18303Pelagiarist! Remonstrant Montgomeryite! Short lives to your relatives!
18304Y'are absexed, so y'are, with mackerglosia and mickroocyphyllicks.
18305
18306    — Wait now, leixlep! I scent eggoarchicism. I will take you to task.
18307I don't follow you that far in your otherwise accurate account. Was it
18308esox lucius or salmo ferax? You are taxing us into the driven future, are
18309you not, with this ruttymaid fishery?
18310
18311    — Lalia Lelia Lilia Lulia and lively lovely Lola Montez.
18312
18313    — Gubbernathor! That they say is a fenian on the secret. Named
18314Parasol Irelly. Spawning ova and fry like a marrye monach all
18315amanygoround his seven parish churches! And peopling the ribald
18316baronies with dans, oges and conals!
18317    — Lift it now, Hosty! Hump's your mark! For a Runnymede
18318landing! A dondhering vesh vish, Magnam Carpam, es hit neat zoo?
18319
18320    — There's an old psalmsobbing lax salmoner fogeyboren Herrin
18321Plundehowse.
18322
18323    Who went floundering with his boatloads of spermin spunk about.
18324
18325    Leaping freck after every long tom and wet lissy between Howth and
18326Humbermouth.
18327
18328    Our Human Conger Eel!
18329
18330    — Hep! I can see him in the fishnoo! Up wi'yer whippy! Hold that
18331lad! Play him, Markandeyn! Bullhead!
18332
18333    — Pull you, sir! Olive quill does it. Longeal of Malin, he'll cry
18334before he's flayed. And his tear make newisland. Did a rise? Way,
18335lungfush! The great fin may cumule! Three threeth o'er the wild! Manu
18336ware!
18337
18338    — He missed her mouth and stood into Dee, Romunculus Remus,
18339plying the rape, so as now any bompriss's bound to get up her if he pool
18340her leg and bunk on her butt. No, he skid like a skate and berthed on her
18341byrnie and never a fear but they'll land him yet, slitheryscales on
18342liffeybank, times and times and halve a time with a pillow of sand to
18343polster him.
18344
18345    — Do you say they will?
18346
18347    — I bet you they will.
18348
18349    — Among the shivering sedges so? Weedy waving.
18350    — Or tulipbeds of Rush below.
18351
18352    — Where you take your mugs to wash after dark?
18353
18354    — To my lead, Toomey lout, Tommy lad.
18355
18356    — Besides the bubblye waters of, babblyebubblye waters of?
18357
18358    — Right.
18359
18360    — Grenadiers. And tell me now. Were these anglers or angelers
18361coexistent and compresent with or without their tertium quid?
18362
18363    — Three in one, one and three.
18364
18365    Shem and Shaun and the shame that sunders em.
18366
18367    Wisdom's son, folly's brother.
18368
18369    — God bless your ginger, wigglewaggle! That's three slots and no
18370burners. You're forgetting the jinnyjos for the fayboys.What, Walker
18371John Referent? Play us your patmost! And unpackyoulloups!
18372
18373    — Naif Cruachan! Woe on woe, says Wardeb Daly. Woman will
18374water the wild world over. And the maid of the folley will go where
18375glory. Sure I thought it was larking in the trefoll of the furry glans with
18376two stripping baremaids, Stilla Underwood and Moth MacGarry, he
18377was, hand to dagger, that time and their mother, a rawkneepudsfrowse, I
18378was given to understand, with superflowvius heirs, begum. There was
18379that one that was always mad gone on him, her first king of cloves and
18380the most broadcussed man in Corrack-on-Sharon, County Rosecarmon.
18381Sure she was near drowned in pondest coldstreams of admiration
18382forherself, as bad as my Tarpeyan cousin, Vesta Tully, making faces at
18383her bachspilled likeness in the brook after and cooling herself in the
18384element, she pleasing it, she praising it, with salices and weidowwehls,
18385all tossed, as she was, the playactrix, Lough Shieling's love!
18386
18387    — O, add shielsome bridelittle! All of her own! Nircississies are as
18388the doaters of inversion. Secilas through their laughing classes
18389becoming poolermates in laker life.
18390
18391    — It seems to same with Iscappellas? Ys? Gotellus! A tickey for tie
18392taughts!
18393
18394    — Listenest, meme mearest! They were harrowd, those finweeds!
18395Come, rest in this bosom! So sorry you lost him, poor lamb! Of course I
18396know you are a viry vikid girl to go in the dreemplace and at that time
18397of the draym and it was a very wrong thing to do, even under the dark
18398flush of night, dare all grandpassia! He's gone on his bombashaw.
18399Through geesing and so pleasing at Strip Teasy up the stairs. The boys
18400on the corner were talking too. And your soreful miseries first come on
18401you. Still to forgive it, divine my lickle wiffey, and everybody knows
18402you do look lovely in your invinsibles, Eulogia, a perfect apposition
18403with the coldcream, Assoluta, from Boileau's I always use in the wards
18404after I am burned a rich egg and derive the greatest benefit, sign of the
18405cause. My, you do! Simply adorable! Could I but pass my hands some,
18406my hands through, thine hair! So vickyvicky veritiny! O Fronces, say
18407howdyedo, Dotty! Chic hands. The way they curve there under nue
18408charmeen cuffs! I am more divine like that when I've two of everything
18409up to boyproof knicks. Winning in a way, only my arms are whiter,
18410dear. Blanchemain, idler. Fairhair, frail one. Listen, meme sweety! O be
18411joyfold! Mirror do justice, taper of ivory, heart of the conavent, hoops
18412of gold! My veil will save it undyeing from his ethernal fire! It's
18413meemly us two, meme idoll. Of course it was downright verry wickred
18414of him, reely meeting me disguised, Bortolo mio, peerfectly appealling,
18415D.V., with my lovebirds, my colombinas. Their sinsitives shrinked.
18416Even Netta and Linda, our seeyu tities and they've sin sumtim, tankus!
18417My rillies were liebeneaus, my aftscents embre. How me adores
18418eatsother simply (Mon ishebeau! Ma reinebelle!), in his storm collar, as
18419I leaned yestreen from his muskished labs, even my little pom got
18420excited, when I turned his head on his same manly bust and kissed him
18421more. Only he might speak to a person, lord so picious, taking up my
18422worths ill wrong! May I introduce! This is my futuous, lips and looks
18423lovelast. Still me with you, you poor chilled! Will make it up with
18424mother Concepcion and a glorious lie between us, sweetness, so as not a
18425novene in all the convent loretos, not my littlest one of all, for mercy's
18426sake need ever know, what passed our lips or. Yes sir, we'll will!
18427Clothea wind! Fee o fie! Covey us niced! Bansh the dread! Alitten's
18428looking. Low him lovly! Make me feel good in the moontime. It will all
18429take bloss as oranged at St Audiens rosan chocolate chapelry with my
18430diamants blickfeast after at minne owned hos for all the catclub to go
18431cryzy and Father Blesius Mindelsinn will be beminding hand. Kyrielle
18432elation! Crystal elation! Kyrielle elation! Elation immanse! Sing to us,
18433sing to us, sing to us! Amam! So meme nearest, languished hister, be
18434free to me! (I'm fading!) And listen, you, you beauty, esster, I'll be clue
18435to who knows you, pray Magda, Marthe with Luz and Joan, while I lie
18436with warm lisp on the Tolka. (I'm fay!)
18437
18438    — Eusapia! Fais-le, tout-tait! Languishing hysteria? The clou
18439historique? How is this at all? Is dads the thing in such or are tits the
18440that? Hear we here her first poseproem of suora unto suora? Alicious,
18441twinstreams twinestraines, through alluring glass or alas in jumboland?
18442Ding dong! Where's your pal in silks alustre? Think of a maiden,
18443Presentacion. Double her, Annupciacion. Take your first thoughts away
18444from her, Immacolacion. Knock and it shall appall unto you! Who
18445shone yet shimmers will be e'er scheining. Cluse her, voil her, hild her
18446hindly. After liryc and themodius soft aglo iris of the vals. This young
18447barlady, what, euphemiasly? Is she having an ambidual act herself in
18448apparition with herself as Consuelas to Sonias may?
18449
18450    — Dang! And tether, a loguy O!
18451
18452    — Dis and dat and dese and dose! Your crackling out of your turn,
18453my Moonster firefly, like always. And 2 R.N. and Longhorns Connacht,
18454stay off my air! You've grabbed the capital and you've had the lion's
18455shire since 1542 but there's all the difference in Ireland between your
18456borderation, my chatty cove, and me. The leinstrel boy to the wall is
18457gone and there's moreen astoreen for Monn and Conn. With the tyke's
18458named moke. Doggymens' nimmer win! You last led the first when we
18459last but we'll first trump your last with a lasting. Jump the railchairs or
18460take them, as you please, but and, sir, my queskins first, foxyjack! Ye've
18461as much skullabogue cheek on you now as would boil a caldron of
18462kalebrose. Did the market missioners Hayden Wombwell, when given
18463the raspberry, fine more than sandsteen per cent of chalk in the purity,
18464promptitude and perfection flour of this raw materialist and less than a
18465seventh pro mile in his meal? We bright young chaps of the brandnew
18466braintrust are briefed here and with maternal sanction compellably
18467empanelled at quarter sessions under the six disqualifications for the
18468uniformication of young persons (Nodding Neutrals) removal act by
18469Committalman Number Underfifteen to know had the peeress of
18470generals, who have been getting nose money cheap and stirring up the
18471public opinion about private balls with their legs, Misses Mirtha and
18472Merry, the two dreeper's assistents, had they their service books in order
18473and duly signed J. H. North and Company when discharged from their
18474last situations? Will ye gup and tell the board in the anterim how, in the
18475name of the three tailors on Tooley Street, did O'Bejorumsen or
18476Mockmacmahonitch, ex of Butt and Hocksett's, violating the bushel
18477standard, come into awful position of the barrel of bellywash? And why,
18478is it any harm to ask, was this hackney man in the coombe, a papersalor
18479with a whiteluke to him, Fauxfitzhuorson, collected from Manofisle,
18480carrying his ark, of eggshaped fuselage and made in Fredborg into the
18481bullgine, across his back when he might have been setting on his jonass
18482inside like a Glassthure cabman? Where were the doughboys, three by
18483nombres, won in ziel, cavehill exers or hearts of steel, Hansen, Morfydd
18484and O'Dyar, V.D., with their glenagearries directing their steps
18485according to the R.U.C's liaison officer, with their trench ulcers open
18486and their hands in their pockets, contrary to military rules, when
18487confronted with his lifesize obstruction? When did he live off rooking
18488the pooro and how did start pfuffpfaffing at his Paterson and Hellicott's?
18489Is it a factual fact, proved up to scabsteethshilt, that this fancydress
18490nordic in shaved lamb breeches, child's kilts, bibby buntings and
18491wellingtons, with club, torc and headdress, preholder of the Bar
18492Ptolomei, is coowner of a hengster's circus near North Great Denmark
18493Street (incidentally, it's the most unjoyable show going the province and
18494I'm taking the youngsters there Saturday first when it's halfprice naturals
18495night to see the fallensickners aping the buckleybackers and the blind to
18496two    worlds    taking    off   the    deffydowndummies)       and    the
18497shamshemshowman has been complaining to the police barracks and
18498applying for an order of certiorari and crying out something vile about
18499him being molested, after him having triplets, by offers of vacancies
18500from females in this city, neighing after the man and his outstanding
18501attraction ever since they seen his X ray picture turned out in wealthy
18502red in the sabbath sheets? Was it him that suborned that surdumutual
18503son of his, a litterydistributer in Saint Patrick's Lavatory, to turn a
18504Roman and leave the chayr and gout in his bare balbriggans, the sweep,
18505and buy the usual jar of porter at the Morgue and Cruses and set it down
18506before the wife with her fireman's halmet on her, bidding her mine the
18507hoose, the strumpet, while him and his lagenloves were rampaging the
18508roads in all their paroply under the noses of the Heliopolitan
18509constabulary? Can you beat it? Prepare the way! Where's that gendarme
18510auxiliar, arianautic sappertillery, that reported on the whole hoodlum,
18511relying on his morse-erse wordybook and the trunchein up his tail? Roof
18512Seckesign van der Deckel and get her story from him! Recall Sickerson,
18513the lizzyboy! Seckersen, magnon of Errick. Sackerson! Hookup!
18514
18515    — Day shirker four vanfloats he verdants market.
18516
18517    High liquor made lust torpid dough hunt her orchid.
18518
18519    — Hunt her orchid! Gob and he found it on her right enough! With
18520her shoes upon his shoulders, 'twas most trying to beholders when he
18521upped their frullatullepleats with our warning. A disgrace to the homely
18522protestant religion! Bloody old preadamite with his twohandled
18523umberella! Trust me to spy on me own spew!
18524
18525    — Wallpurgies! And it's this's your deified city? Norganson? And
18526it's we's to pray for Bigmesser's conversions? Call Kitty the Beads, the
18527Mandame of Tipknock Castle! Let succuba succumb, the improvable his
18528wealth made possible! He's cookinghagar that rost her prayer to him
18529upon the top of the stairs. She's deep, that one.
18530
18531    — A farternoiser for his tuckish armenities. Ouhr Former who erred
18532in having down to gibbous disdag our darling breed. And then the
18533confisieur for the boob's indulligence. As sunctioned for his salmenbog
18534by the Councillors-om-Trent. Pave Pannem at his gaiter's bronze!
18535Nummer half dreads Log Laughty. Master's gunne he warrs the bedst. I
18536messaged his dilltoyds sausepander mussels on the kisschen table. With
18537my ironing duck through his rollpins of gansyfett, do dodo doughdy
18538dough, till he was braising red in the toastface with lovensoft eyebulbs
18539and his kiddledrum steeming and rattling like the roasties in my
18540mockamill. I awed to have scourched his Abarm's brack for him. For the
18541loaf of Obadiah, take your pastryart's noas out of me flouer bouckuet!
18542Of the strainger scene you given squeezers to me skillet! As cream of
18543the hearth thou reinethst alhome. His lapper and libbers was glue
18544goulewed as he sizzled there watching me lautterick's pitcher by
18545Wexford-Atelier as Katty and Lanner, the refined souprette, with my
18546bust alla brooche and the padbun under my matelote, showing my
18547jigotty sleeves and all my new toulong touloosies. Whisk! There's me
18548shims and here's me hams and this is me juppettes, gause be the meter!
18549Whisk! What's this? Whisk! And that? He never cotched finer, balay
18550me, at Romiolo Frullini's flea pantamine out of Griddle-the-Sink or
18551Shusies-with-her-Soles-Up or La Sauzerelly, the pucieboots, when I
18552started so hobmop ladlelike, highty tighty, to kick the time off the
18553cluckclock     lucklock     quamquam        camcam       potapot     panapan
18554kickakickkack. Hairhorehounds, shake up pfortner. Fuddling fun for
18555Fullacan's sake!
18556
18557    — All halt! Sponsor programme and close down. That's enough,
18558genral, of finicking about Finnegan and fiddling with his faddles. A
18559final ballot, guvnor, to remove all doubt. By sylph and salamander and
18560all the trolls and tritons, I mean to top her drive and to tip the tap of this,
18561at last. His thoughts that would be words, his livings that havebeen
18562deeds. And will too, by the holy child of Coole, primapatriock of the
18563archsee, if I have at first to down every mask in Trancenania from
18564Terreterry's Hole to Stutterers' Corner to find that Yokeoff his letter, this
18565Yokan his dahet. Pass the jousters of the king, the Kovnor-Journal and
18566eirenarch's custos himself no less, the meg of megs, with the Carrison
18567old gang! Off with your persians! Search ye the Finn! The sinder's under
18568shriving sheet. Fa Fe Fi Fo Fum! Ho, croak, evildoer! Arise, sir ghostus!
18569As long as you've lived there'll be no other. Doff!
18570
18571    — Amtsadam, sir, to you! Eternest cittas, heil! Here we are again! I
18572am bubub brought up under a camel act of dynasties long out of print,
18573the first of Shitric Shilkanbeard (or is it Owllaugh MacAuscullpth the
18574Thord?), but, in pontofacts massimust, I am known throughout the
18575world wherever my good Allenglisches Angleslachsen is spoken by Sall
18576and Will from Augustanus to Ergastulus, as this is, whether in Farnum's
18577rath or Condra's ridge or the meadows of Dalkin or Monkish tunshep,
18578by saints and sinners eyeeye alike as a cleanliving man and, as a matter
18579of fict, by my halfwife, I think how our public at large appreciates it
18580most highly from me that I am as cleanliving as could be and that my
18581game was a fair average since I perpetually kept my ouija ouija wicket
18582up. On my verawife I never was nor can afford to be guilty of crim crig
18583con of malfeasance trespass against parson with the person of a youthful
18584gigirl frifrif friend chirped Apples, acted by Miss Dashe, and with Any
18585of my cousines in Kissilov's Slutsgartern or Gigglotte's Hill, when I
18586would touch to her dot and feel most greenily of her unripe ones as it
18587should prove most anniece and far too bahad, nieceless to say, to my
18588reputation on Babbyl Malket for daughters-in-trade being lightly clad.
18589Yet, as my acquainters do me the complaisance of apprising me, I
18590should her have awristed under my duskguise of whippers through
18591toombs and deempeys, lagmen, was she but tinkling of such a tink. And,
18592as a mere matter of ficfect, I tell of myself how I popo possess the ripest
18593littlums wifukie around the globelettes globes upon which she was
18594romping off on Floss Mundai out of haram's way round Skinner's
18595circusalley first with her consolation prize in my serial dreams of faire
18596women, Mannequins Passe, with awards in figure and smile
18597subsections, handicapped by two breasts in operatops, a remarkable
18598little endowment garment. Fastened at various places. What spurt! I
18599kickkick keenly love such, particularly while savouring of their flavours
18600at their most perfect best when served with heliotrope ayelips, as this is,
18601where I do drench my jolly soul on the pu pure beauty of hers past.
18602
18603    She is my bestpreserved wholewife, sowell her as herafter, in
18604Evans's eye, with incompatibly the smallest shoenumber outside
18605chinatins. They are jolly dainty, spekin tluly. May we not recommend
18606them? It was my proofpiece from my prenticeserving. And, alas, our
18607private chaplain of Lambeyth and Dolekey, bishopregionary, an always
18608sadfaced man, in his lutestring pewcape with tabinet band, who has
18609visited our various hard hearts and reins by imposition of fufuf fingers,
18610olso haddock's fumb, in that Upper Room can speak loud to you some
18611quite complimentary things about my clean charactering, even when
18612detected in the dark, distressful though such recital prove to me, as this
18613is, when I introduced her (Frankfurters, numborines, why drive fear?) to
18614our fourposter tunies chantreying under Castrucci Sinior and De Mellos,
18615those whapping oldsteirs, with sycamode euphonium in either notation
18616in our altogether cagehaused duckyheim on Goosna Greene, that
18617cabinteeny homesweetened through affection's hoardpayns (First
18618Murkiss, or so they sankeyed. Dodo! O Clearly! And Gregorio at front
18619with Johannes far in back. Aw, aw!), gleeglom there's gnome
18620sweepplaces like theresweep Nowhergs. By whom, as my Kerk
18621Findlater's, ye litel chuch rond ye coner, and K. K. Katakasm enjoineth
18622in the Belief and, as you all know, of a child, dear Humans, one of my
18623life's ambitions of my youngend from an early peepee period while still
18624to hedjeskool, intended for broadchurch, I, being fully alive to it, was
18625parruchially confirmed in Caulofat's bed by our bujibuji beloved curate-
18626author. Michael Engels is your man. Let Michael relay Sutton and tell
18627you people here who have the phoney habit (it was remarketable) in his
18628clairaudience, as this is, as only our own Michael can, when reicherout
18629at superstation, to bring ruptures to our roars how I am amp amp
18630amplify. Hiemlancollin. Pimpim's Ornery forninehalf. Shaun Shemsen
18631saywhen saywhen. Holmstock unsteaden. Livpoomark lloyrge hoggs
18632one four tupps noying. Big Butter Boost! Sorry! Thnkyou! Thatll beall
18633fortody. Cal it off. Godnotch, vryboily. End a muddy crushmess!
18634Abbreciades anew York gustoms. Kyow! Tak.
18635
18636   — Tiktak. Tikkak.
18637
18638   — Awind abuzz awater falling.
18639
18640   — Poor a cowe his jew placator.
18641
18642   — It's the damp damp damp.
18643    — Calm has entered. Big big Calm, announcer. It is most ernst
18644terooly a moresome intartenment. Colt's tooth! I will give tandsel to it. I
18645protest there is luttrelly not one teaspoonspill of evidence at bottomlie to
18646my babad, as you shall see, as this is. Keemun Lapsang of first pickings.
18647And I contango can take off my dudud dirtynine articles of quoting here
18648in Pynix Park before those in heaven to provost myself, by gramercy of
18649justness, I mean veryman and moremon, stiff and staunch for ever, and
18650enter under the advicies from Misrs Norris, Southby, Yates and Weston,
18651Inc, to their favoured client, into my preprotestant caveat against the
18652pupup publication of libel by any tixtim tipsyloon or tobtomtowley of
18653Keisserse Lean (a bloweyed lanejoymt, waring lowbelt suit, with
18654knockbrecky kenees and bullfist rings round him and a fallse roude
18655axehand (he is cunvesser to Saunter's Nocelettres and the Poe's Toffee's
18656Directory in his pisness), the best begrudged man in Belgradia who doth
18657not belease to our paviour) to my nonesuch, that highest personage at
18658moments holding down the throne. So to speak of beauty scouts in
18659elegant pursuit of flowers, searchers for tabernacles and the celluloid
18660art! Happen seen sore eynes belived? The caca cad! He walked by North
18661Strand with his Thom's towel in hand. Snakeeye! Strangler of
18662soffiacated green parrots! I protest it that he is, by my wipehalf. He was
18663leaving out of my double inns while he was all teppling over my single
18664ixits. So was keshaned on for his recent behaviour. Sherlook is lorking
18665for him. Allare beltspanners. Get your air curt! Shame upon Private M!
18666Shames on his fulsomeness! Shamus on his atkinscum's lulul lying
18667suulen for an outcast mastiff littered in blood currish! Eristocras till
18668Hanging Tower! Steck a javelin through his advowtried heart!
18669Instaunton! Flap, my Larrybird! Dangle, my highflyer! Jiggety jig my
18670jackadandyline! Let me never see his waddphez again! And mine it was,
18671Barktholed von Hunarig, Soesown of Furrows (hourspringlike his
18672joussture, immitiate my chry! as urs now, so yous then!), when to our
18673lot it fell on my poplar Sexsex, my Sexencentaurnary, whenby Gate of
18674Hal, before his hostel of the Wodin Man, I hestened to freeholdit op to
18675his Mam his Maman, Majuscules, His Magnus Maggerstick, first city's
18676leasekuays of this Nova Tara, our most noble, when hrossbucked on his
18677pricelist charger, Pferdinamd Allibuster (yeddonot need light oar till
18678Noreway for you fanned one o'er every doorway) with my allbum's
18679greethims   through   this   whole   of   my      promises,   handshake
18680congrandyoulikethems, ecclesency.
18681
18682   Whosaw the jackery dares at handgripper thisa breast? Dose
18683makkers ginger. Some one we was with us all fours. Adversarian! The
18684spiking Duyvil! First liar in Londsend! Wulv! See you scargore on that
18685skeepsbrow! And those meisies! Sulken taarts! Man sicker at I ere
18686bluffet konservative? Shucks! Such ratshause bugsmess so I cannot
18687barely conceive of! Lowest basemeant in hystry! Ibscenest nansence!
18688Noksagt! Per Peeler and Pawr! The brokerheartened shugon! Hole affair
18689is rotten muckswinish porcupig's draff. Enouch!
18690
18691   — Is that yu, Whitehed?
18692
18693   — Have you headnoise now?
18694
18695   — Give us your mespilt reception, will yous?
18696    — Pass the fish for Christ's sake!
18697
18698    — Old Whitehowth he is speaking again. Ope Eustace tube! Pity
18699poor whiteoath! Dear gone mummeries, goby! Tell the woyld I have
18700lived true thousand hells. Pity, please, lady, for poor O.W. in this
18701profundust snobbing I have caught. Nine dirty years mine age, hairs
18702hoar, mummery failend, snowdrift to my ellpow, deff as Adder. I askt
18703you, dear lady, to judge on my tree by our fruits. I gave you of the tree. I
18704gave two smells, three eats. My freeandies, my celeberrimates: my
18705happy bossoms, my allfalling fruits of my boom. Pity poor Haveth
18706Childers Everywhere with Mudder!
18707
18708    That was Communicator, a former colonel. A disincarnated spirit,
18709called Sebastion, from the Rivera in Januero, (he is not all hear) may
18710fernspreak shortly with messuages from my deadported. Let us cheer
18711him up a little and make an appunkment for a future date. Hello,
18712Commudicate! How's the buttes? Everscepistic! He does not believe in
18713our psychous of the Real Absence, neither miracle wheat nor
18714soulsurgery of P. P. Quemby. He has had some indiejestings, poor thing,
18715for quite a little while, confused by his tonguer of baubble. A way with
18716him! Poor Felix Culapert! Ring his mind, ye staples, (bonze!) in my
18717ould reekeries' ballyheart and in my krumlin and in aroundisements and
18718stremmis! Sacks eleathury! Sacks eleathury! Bam! I deplore over him
18719ruely. Mongrieff! O Hone! Guestermed with the nobelities, to die
18720bronxitic in achershous! So enjoying of old thick whiles, in haute white
18721toff's hoyt of our formed reflections, with stock of eisen all his prop, so
18722buckely hosiered from the Royal Leg, and his puertos mugnum, he
18723would puffout a dhymful bock. And the how he would husband her that
18724verikerfully, his cigare divane! (He would redden her with his vestas,
18725but 'tis naught.) With us his nephos and his neberls, mest incensed and
18726befogged by him and his smoke thereof. But he shall have his glad stein
18727of our zober beerbest in Oscarshal's winetavern. Buen retiro! The boyce
18728voyce is still flautish and his mounth still wears that soldier's scarlet
18729though the flaxafloyeds are peppered with salsedine. It is bycause of
18730what he was ascend into his prisonce on account off. I whit it wel.
18731Hence his deepraised words. Some day I may tell of his second storey.
18732Mood! Mood! It looks like someone other bearing my burdens. I cannot
18733let it. Kanes nought.
18734
18735    Well, yeamen, I have bared my whole past, I flatter myself, on both
18736sides. Give me even two months by laxlaw in second division and my
18737first broadcloth is business will be to protest to Recorder at Thing of all
18738Things, or court of Skivinis, with marchants grey, antient and credibel,
18739Zerobubble Barrentone, Jonah Whalley, Determined Codde or
18740Cucumber Upright, my jurats, if it does not occur again. O rhyme us!
18741Haar Faagher, wild heart in Homelan; Harrod's be the naun. Mine
18742kinder come, mine wohl be won. There is nothing like leuther. O Shee!
18743And nosty mens in gladshouses they shad not peggot stones. The
18744elephant's house is his castle. I am here to tell you, indeed to goodness,
18745that, allbe I discountenanced beallpersuasions, in rinunciniation of
18746pomps of heretofore, with a wax too held in hand, I am thorgtfulldt to
18747do dope me of her miscisprinks and by virchow of those filthered
18748Ovocnas presently like Browne umbracing Christina Anya, after the
18749Irishers, to convert me into a selt (but first I must proxy babetise my old
18750antenaughties), when, as Sigismond Stolterforth, with Rabbin Robroost
18751for my auspicer and Leecher Rutty for my lifearst and Lorencz Pattorn
18752(Ehren til viktrae!), when I will westerneyes those poor sunuppers and
18753outbreighten their land's eng. A man should stump up and I will pay my
18754pretty decent trade price for my glueglue gluecose, peebles, were it
18755even, as this is, the legal eric for infelicitous conduict (here incloths
18756placefined my pocketanchoredcheck) and, as a matter of fact, I
18757undertake to discontinue entyrely all practices and I deny wholeswiping
18758in toto at my own request in all stoytness to have confermentated and
18759confoederated and agreed in times prebellic, when here were waders for
18760the trainsfolk, as it is now nuggently laid to me, with a friend from
18761mine, Mr Billups, pulleter, my quarterbrother, who sometimes he is
18762doing my locum for me on a grubstake and whom I have cleped
18763constoutuent, for so it was felt by me, at goodbuy cootcoops
18764byusucapiture a mouthless niggeress, Blanchette Brewster from Cherna
18765Djamja, Blawlawnd-via-Brigstow, or to illsell my fourth part in her,
18766which although allowed of in Deuterogamy as in several places of
18767Scripture (copyright) and excluded books (they should quite rightly
18768verbanned be), would seem eggseggs excessively haroween to my
18769feelimbs for two punt scotch, one pollard and a crockard or three pipples
18770on the bitch. Thou, Frick's Flame, Uden Sulfer, who strikest only on the
18771marryd bokks, enquick me if so be I did cophetuise milady's maid! In
18772spect of her beavers she is a womanly and sacret. Such wear a frillick
18773for my comic strip, Mons Meg's Monthly, comes out aich Fanagan's
18774Weck, to bray at by clownsillies in Donkeybrook Fair. It would lackin
18775mackin Hodder's and Cocker's erithmatic. The unpurdonable preemp
18776son of all of her of yourn, by Juno Moneta! If she, irished Marryonn
18777Teheresiann, has been disposed of for her consideration, I, Ledwidge
18778Salvatorious, am tradefully unintiristid. And if she is still further talc
18779slopping over her cocoa contours, I hwat mick angars, am strongly of
18780opinion why I should not be. Inprobable! I do not credit one word of it
18781from such and suchess mistraversers. Just feathers! Nanenities! Or to
18782have ochtroyed to resolde or borrough by exchange same super
18783melkkaart, means help; best Brixton high yellow, no outings: cent for
18784cent on Auction's Bridge. 'Twere a honnibel crudelty wert so tentement
18785to their naktlives and scatab orgias we devour about in the mightyevil
18786roohms of encient cartage. Utterly improperable! Not for old Crusos or
18787white soul of gold! A pipple on the panis, two claps on the cansill, or
18788three pock pocks cassey knocked on the postern! Not for one testey
18789tickey culprik's coynds ore for all ecus in cunziehowffse! So hemp me
18790Cash! I meanit.
18791
18792    My herrings! The surdity of it! Amean to say. Her bare idears, it is
18793choochoo chucklesome. Absurd bargain, mum, will call. One line with!
18794One line, with with! Will ate everadayde saumone like a boyne alive O.
18795The tew cherripickers, with their Catheringnettes, Lizzy and Lissy
18796Mycock, from Street Fleshshambles, were they moon at aube with
18797hespermun and I their covin guardient, I would not know to contact
18798such gretched youngsteys in my ways from Haddem or any suistersees
18799or heiresses of theirn, claiming by, through, or under them. Ous of their
18800freiung pfann into myne foyer. Her is one which rassembled to mein
18801enormally. The man what shocked his shanks at contey Carlow's. He is
18802Deucollion. Each habe goheerd, uptaking you are innersence, but we sen
18803you meet sose infance. Deucollion! Odor. Evilling chimbes is smutsick
18804rivulverblott but thee hard casted thereass pigstenes upann Congan's
18805shootsmen in Schottenhof, ekeascent? Igen Deucollion! I liked his
18806Gothamm chic! Stuttertub! What a shrubbery trick to play! I will put my
18807oathhead unner my whitepot for ransom of beeves and will stand me
18808where I stood mine in all free heat between Pelagios and little Chistayas
18809by Roderick's our mostmonolith, after my both earstoear and
18810brebreeches buybibles and, minhatton, testify to my unclothed virtue by
18811the longstone erectheion of our allfirst manhere. I should tell you that
18812honestly, on my honour of a Nearwicked, I always think in a
18813wordworth's of that primed favourite continental poet, Daunty, Gouty
18814and Shopkeeper, A. G., whom the generality admoyers in this that is and
18815that this is to come. Like as my palmer's past policy I have had my best
18816master's lessons, as the public he knows, and do you know, homesters, I
18817honestly think, if I have failed lamentably by accident benefits though
18818shintoed, spitefired, perplagued and cramkrieged, I am doing my dids
18819bits and have made of my prudentials good. I have been told I own
18820stolemines or something of that sorth in the sooth of Spainien.
18821Hohohoho! Have I said ogso how I abhor myself vastly (truth to tell)
18822and do repent to my netherheart of suntry clothing? The amusin part is, I
18823will say, hotelmen, that since I, over the deep drowner Athacleeath to
18824seek again Irrlanding, shamed in mind, with three plunges of my
18825ruddertail, yet not a bottlenim, vanced imperial standard by weaponright
18826and platzed mine residenze, taking bourd and burgage under starrymisty
18827and ran and operated my brixtol selection here at thollstall, for mean
18828straits male with evorage fimmel, in commune soccage among strange
18829and enemy, among these plotlets, in Poplinstown, alore Fort Dunlip,
18830then-on-sea, hole of Serbonian bog, now city of magnificent distances,
18831goodwalldabout, with talus and counterscarp and pale of palisades, upon
18832martiell siegewin, with Abbot Warre to blesse, on yon slauchterday of
18833cleantarriffs, in that year which I have called myriabellous, and
18834overdrave these marken (the soord on Whencehislaws was mine and
18835mine the prusshing stock of Allbrecht the Bearn), under patroonshaap of
18836our good kingsinnturns, T. R. H. Urban First and Champaign
18837Chollyman and Hungry the Loaved and Hangry the Hathed, here where
18838my tenenure of office and my toils of domestication first began, with
18839weight of woman my skat and skuld but Flukie of the Ravens as my
18840sure piloter, famine with Englisch sweat and oppedemics, the two
18841toothed dragon worms with allsort serpents, has compolitely seceded
18842from this landleague of many nations and open and notorious naughty
18843livers are found not on our rolls. This seat of our city it is of all sides
18844pleasant, comfortable and wholesome. If you would traverse hills, they
18845are not far off. If champain land, it lieth of all parts. If you would be
18846delited with fresh water, the famous river, called of Ptolemy the Libnia
18847Labia, runneth fast by. If you will take the view of the sea, it is at hand.
18848Give heed!
18849
18850    — Do Drumcollogher whatever you do!
18851
18852    — Visitez Drumcollogher-la-Belle!
18853
18854    — Be suke ad sie so ersed Drumcollogher!
18855
18856    — Vedi Drumcollogher e poi Moonis.
18857
18858    — Things are not as they were. Let me briefly survey. Pro clam a
18859shun! Pip! Peep! Pipitch! Ubipop jay piped, ibipep goes the whistle.
18860Here Tyeburn throttled, massed murmars march: where the bus stops
18861there shop I: here which ye see, yea reste. On me, your sleeping giant.
18862Estoesto! Estote sunto! From the hold of my capt in altitude till the
18863mortification that's my fate. The end of aldest mosest ist the beginning
18864of all thisorder so the last of their hansbailis shall the first in our
18865sheriffsby. New highs for all! Redu Negru may be black in tawn but
18866under them lintels are staying my horneymen meet each his
18867mansiemagd. For peers and gints, quaysirs and galleyliers, fresk letties
18868from the say and stale headygabblers, gaingangers and dudder
18869wagoners, pullars off societies and pushers on rothmere's homes.
18870Obeyance from the townsmen spills felixity by the toun. Our bourse and
18871politicoecomedy are in safe with good Jock Shepherd, our lives are on
18872sure in sorting with Jonathans, wild and great. Been so free! Thank you,
18873besters! Hattentats have mindered. Blaublaze devilbobs have gone from
18874the mode and hairtrigger nicks are quite out of time now. Thuggeries are
18875reere as glovars' metins, lepers lack, ignerants show beneath suspicion
18876like the bitterhalves of esculapuloids. In midday's mallsight let Miledd
18877discurverself. Me ludd in her hide park seek Minuinette. All is waldy
18878bonums. Blownose aerios we luft to you! Firebugs, good blazes!
18879Lubbers, kepp your poudies drier! Seamen, we segn your skivs and
18880wives! Seven ills so barely as centripunts havd I habt, seaventy seavens
18881for circumference inkeptive are your hill prospect. Braid Blackfordrock,
18882the Calton, the Liberton, Craig and Lockhart's, A. Costofino, R.
18883Thursitt. The chort of Nicholas Within was my guide and I raised a
18884dome on the wherewithouts of Michan: by awful tors my wellworth
18885building sprang sky spearing spires, cloud cupoled campaniles: further
18886this. By fineounce and imposts I got and grew and by grossscruple gat I
18887grown outreachesly: murage and lestage were my mains for Ouerlord's
18888tithing and my drains for render and prender the doles and the tribute: I
18889was merely out of my mint with all the percussors on my braincap till I
18890struck for myself and muched morely by token: to Sirrherr of
18891Gambleden ruddy money, to Madame of Pitymount I loue yous.
18892Paybads floriners moved in hugheknots against us and I matt them,
18893pepst to papst, barthelemew: milreys (mark!) onfell, and (Luc!) I arose
18894Daniel in Leonden. Bulafests onvied me, Corkcuttas graatched. Atabey!
18895I braved Brien Berueme to berow him against the Loughlins, all her
18896tolkies shraking: Fugabollags! Lusqu'au bout! If they had ire back of
18897eyeball they got danage on front tooth: theres were revelries at ridottos,
18898here was rivalry in redoubt: I wegschicked Duke Wellinghof to
18899reshockle Roy Shackleton: Walhalloo, Walhalloo, Walhalloo, mourn in
18900plein! Under law's marshall and warschouw did I thole till lead's
18901plumbate, ping on pang, reliefed me. I made praharfeast upon
18902acorpolous and fastbroke down in Neederthorpe. I let faireviews in on
18903slobodens    but   ranked    rothgardes    round    wrathmindsers:     I
18904bathandbaddend on mendicity and I corocured off the unoculated. Who
18905can tell their tale whom I filled ad liptum on the plain of Soulsbury?
18906With three hunkered peepers and twa and twas! For sleeking beauties I
18907spinned their nightinveils, to slumbred beast I tummed the thief air.
18908Round the musky moved a murmel but mewses whinninaird and belluas
18909zoomed: tendulcis tunes like water parted fluted up from the westinders
18910while from gorges in the east came the strife of ourangoontangues. All
18911in my thicville Escuterre ofen was thorough fear but in the meckling of
18912my burgh Belvaros was the site forbed: tuberclerosies I reized spudfully
18913from the murphyplantz Hawkinsonia and berriberries from the pletoras
18914of the Irish shou. I heard my libertilands making free through their
18915curraghcoombs, my trueblues hurusalaming before Wailingtone's Wall:
18916I richmounded the rainelag in my bathtub of roundwood and conveyed
18917it with cheers and cables, roaring mighty shouts, through my
18918longertubes of elm: out of fundness for the outozone I carried them amd
18919curried them in my Putzemdown cars to my Kommeandine hotels: I
18920made sprouts fontaneously from Philuppe Sobriety in the coupe that's
18921cheyned for noon inebriates: when they weaned weary of that bibbing I
18922made infusion more infused: sowerpacers of the vinegarth, obtemperate
18923unto me! When you think me in my coppeecuffs look in ware would
18924you meckamockame, as you pay in caabman's sheltar tot the ites like
18925you corss the tees. Wherefore watch ye well! For, while I oplooked the
18926first of Janus's straight, I downsaw the last of Christmas steps: syndic
18927podestril and on the rates, I for indigent and intendente: in Forum Foster
18928I demosthrenated my folksfiendship, enmy pupuls felt my burk was no
18929worse than their brite: Sapphrageta and Consciencia were undecidedly
18930attached to me but the maugher machrees and the auntieparthenopes my
18931schwalby words with litted spongelets set their soakye pokeys and
18932botchbons      afume:       Fletcher-Flemmings,       elisaboth,     how
18933interquackeringly they rogated me, their golden one, I inhesitant made
18934replique: Mesdememdes to leursieuresponsor: and who in hillsaide,
18935don't you let flyfire till you see their whites of the bunkers' eyes! Mr
18936Answers: Brimgem young, bringem young, bringem young!: in my
18937bethel of Solyman's I accouched their rotundaties and I turnkeyed most
18938insultantly over raped lutetias in the lock: I gave bax of biscums to the
18939jacobeaters and pottage bakes to the esausted; I dehlivered them with
18940freakandesias by the constant droppings from my smalls instalmonths
18941while I titfortotalled up their farinadays for them on my slataper's slate
18942with my chandner's chauk: I jaunted on my jingelbrett rapt in neckloth
18943and sashes, and I beggered about the amnibushes like belly in a bowle.
18944In the humanity of my heart I sent out heyweywomen to refresh the
18945ballwearied and then, doubling megalopolitan poleetness, my great great
18946greatest of these charities, devaleurised the base fellows for the
18947curtailment of their lower man: with a slog to square leg I sent my
18948boundary to Botany Bay and I ran up a score and four of mes while the
18949Yanks were huckling the Empire: I have been reciping om omominous
18950letters and widelysigned petitions full of pieces of pottery about my
18951monumentalness as a thingabolls and I have been inchanting causeries
18952to the feshest cheoilboys so that they are allcalling on me for the song of
18953a birtch: the more secretely bi built, the more openly palastered. Attent!
18954Couch hear! I have becket my vonderbilt hutch in sunsmidnought and at
18955morningrise was encampassed of mushroofs. Rest and bethinkful, with
18956licence, thanks. I considered the lilies on the veldt and unto Balkis did I
18957disclothe mine glory. And this. This missy, my taughters, and these
18958man, my son, from my fief of the villa of the Ostmanorum to Thorstan's,
18959recte Thomars Sraid, and from Huggin Pleaze to William Inglis his
18960house, that man de Loundres, in all their barony of Saltus, bonders and
18961foeburghers, helots and zelots, strutting oges and swaggering macks, the
18962darsy jeamses, the drury joneses, redmaids and bleucotts, in hommage
18963all and felony, all who have received tickets, fair home overcrowded,
18964tidy but very little furniture, respectable, whole family attends daily
18965mass and is dead sick of bread and butter, sometime in the militia,
18966mentally strained from reading work on German physics, shares closet
18967with eight other dwellings, more than respectable, getting comfortable
18968parish relief, wageearner freshly shaven from prison, highly respectable,
18969planning new departure in Mountgomery cyclefinishing, eldest son will
18970not serve but peruses Big-man-upin-the-Sky scraps, anoopanadoon
18971lacking backway, quasi respectable, pays ragman in bones for faded
18972windowcurtains, staircase continually lit up with guests, particularly
18973respectable, house lost in dirt and blocked with refuse, getting on like
18974Roe's distillery on fire, slovenly wife active with the jug, in business for
18975himself, has a tenth illegitimate coming, partly respectable, following
18976correspondence courses, chucked work over row, both cheeks kissed at
18977levee by late marquess of Zetland, sharing closet which is profusely
18978written over with eleven other subscribers, once respectable, open
18979hallway pungent of Baltic dishes, bangs kept woman's head against wall
18980thereby disturbing neighbours, private chapel occupies return landing,
18981removal every other quarter day, case one of peculiar hopelessness,
18982most respectable, nightsoil has to be removed through snoring
18983household, eccentric naval officer not quite steady enjoys weekly
18984churchwarden and laugh while reading foreign pictorials on
18985clumpstump before door, known as the trap, widow rheumatic and
18986chars, haunted, condemned and execrated, of dubious respectability,
18987tools too costly pledged or uninsured, reformed philanthropist whenever
18988feasible takes advantage of unfortunates against dilapidating ashpits,
18989serious student is eating his last dinners, floor dangerous for
18990unaccompanied old clergymen, thoroughly respectable, many uncut
18991pious books in evidence, nearest watertap two hundred yards' run away,
18992fowl and bottled gooseberry frequently on table, man has not had boots
18993off for twelve months, infant being taught to hammer flat piano,
18994outwardly respectable, sometimes hears from titled connection, one foot
18995of dust between banister and cracked wall, wife cleans stools, eminently
18996respectable, ottawark and regular loafer, should be operated would she
18997consent, deplorable rent in roof, claret cellar cobwebbed since the
18998pontificate of Leo, wears drill trousers and collects rare buddhas,
18999underages very treacly and verminous have to be separated, sits up with
19000fevercases for one and threepence, owns two terraces (back to back
19001breeze), respectable in every way, harmless imbecile supposingly
19002weakminded, a sausage every Sunday, has a staff of eight servants,
19003outlook marred by ne'er-do-wells using the laneway, lieabed sons go out
19004with sisters immediately after dark, has never seen the sea, travels
19005always with her eleven trunks of clothing, starving cat left in disgust,
19006the pink of respectability, resting after colonial service, labours at plant,
19007the despair of his many benefactresses, calories exclusively from
19008Rowntrees and dumplings, one bar of sunlight does them all january and
19009half february, the V. de V's (animal diet) live in five storied
19010semidetached but rarely pay tradesmen, went security for friend who
19011absconded, shares same closet with fourteen similar cottages and an
19012illfamed lodginghouse, more respectable than some, teawidow pension
19013but held to purchase, inherited silk hat from father-in-law, head of
19014domestic economy never mentioned, queery how they live, reputed to
19015procure, last four occupants carried out, mental companionship with
19016mates only, respectability unsuccessfully aimed at, copious holes
19017emitting mice, decoration from Uganda chief in locked ivory casket,
19018grandmother has advanced alcoholic amblyopia, the terror of
19019Goodmen's Field, and respected and respectable, as respectable as
19020respectable can respectably be, though their orable amission were the
19021herrors I could have expected, all, let them all come, they are my
19022villeins, with chartularies I have talledged them. Wherfor I will and
19023firmly command, as I willed and firmly commanded, upon my royal
19024word and cause the great seal now to be affixed, that from the farthest of
19025the farther of their fathers to their children's children's children they do
19026inhabit it and hold it for me unencumbered and my heirs, firmly and
19027quietly, amply and honestly, and with all the liberties and free customs
19028which the men of Tolbris, a city of Tolbris, have at Tolbris, in the
19029county of their city and through whole my land. Hereto my vouchers,
19030knive and snuffbuchs. Fee for farm. Enwreak us wrecks.
19031
19032    Struggling forlongs I have livramentoed, milles on milles of
19033mancipelles. Lo, I have looked upon my pumpadears in their easancies
19034and my drummers have tattled tall tales of me in the land: in
19035morgenattics litt I hope, in seralcellars louched I bleakmealers: on my
19036siege of my mighty I was parciful of my subject but in street wauks that
19037are darkest I debelledem superb: I deemed the drugtails in my
19038pettycourts and domstered dustyfeets in my husinclose: at Guy's they
19039were swathed, at Foulke's slashed, the game for a Gomez, the loy for a
19040lynch: if I was magmonimoss as staidy lavgiver I revolucanized by my
19041eructions: the hye and bye wayseeds I scattered em, in my graben fields
19042sew sowage I gathered em: in Sheridan's Circle my wits repose, in black
19043pitts of the pestered Lenfant he is dummed. (Hearts of Oak, may ye root
19044to piece! Rechabites obstain! Clayed sheets, pineshrouded, wake not,
19045walk not! Sigh lento, Morgh!) Quo warranto has his greats my soliven
19046and puissant lord V. king regards for me and he has given to me my
19047necknamesh (flister it!) which is second fiddler to nomen. These be my
19048genteelician arms. At the crest, two young frish, etoiled, flappant,
19049devoiled of their habiliments, vested sable, withdrewers argent. For the
19050boss a coleopter, pondant, partifesswise, blazoned sinister, at the slough,
19051proper. In the lower field a terce of lanciers, shaking unsheathed shafts,
19052their arms crossed in saltire, embusked, sinople. Motto, in letters
19053portent: Hery Crass Evohodie. Idle were it, repassing from elserground
19054to the elder disposition, to inquire whether I, draggedasunder, be the
19055forced generation of group marriage, holocryptogam, of my essenes, or
19056carried of cloud from land of locust, in ouzel galley borne, I, huddled til
19057summone be the massproduct of teamwork, three surtouts wripped up in
19058itchother's, two twin pritticoaxes lived as one, troubled in trine or
19059dubildin too, for abram nude be I or roberoyed with the faineans, of
19060Feejeean grafted ape on merfish, surrounded by obscurity, by my virtus
19061of creation and by boon of promise, by my natural born freeman's
19062journeymanright and my otherchurch's inher light, in so and such a
19063manner as me it so besitteth, most surely I pretend and reclam to opt for
19064simultaneous. Till daybowbreak and showshadows flee. Thus be hek.
19065Verily! Verily! Time, place!
19066
19067    — What is your numb? Bun!
19068
19069    — Who gave you that numb? Poo!
19070
19071    — Have you put in all your sparepennies? I'm listening. Sree!
19072
19073    — Keep clear of propennies! Fore!
19074
19075    — Mr Televox, Mrs Taubiestimm and invisible friends! I maymay
19076mean to say. Annoyin part of it was, had faithful Fulvia, following the
19077wiening courses of this world, turned her back on her ways to gon on
19078uphills upon search of louvers, brunette men of Earalend, Chief North
19079Paw and Chief Goes in Black Water and Chief Brown Pool and Chief
19080Night Cloud by the Deeps, or again had Fluvia, amber whitch she was,
19081left her chivily crookcrook crocus bed at the bare suggestions of some
19082prolling bywaymen from Moabit who could have abused of her, the
19083foxrogues, there might accrue advantage to ask wher in pellmell her
19084deceivers sinned. Yet know it was vastly otherwise which I have heard
19085it by mmummy goods waif, as I, chiefly endmost hartyly aver, for
19086Fulvia Fluvia, iddle woman to the plusneeborn, ever did ensue tillstead
19087the things that pertained unto fairnesse, this wharom I am fawned on,
19088that which was loost. Even so, for I waged love on her: and spoiled her
19089undines. And she wept: O my lors!
19090
19091   — Till we meet!
19092
19093   — Ere we part!
19094
19095   — Tollollall!
19096
19097   — This time a hundred years!
19098
19099   — But I was firm with her. And I did take the reached of my
19100delights, my jealousy, ymashkt, beyashmakt, earswathed, snoutsnooded,
19101and did raft her flumingworthily and did leftlead her overland the pace,
19102from lacksleap up to liffsloup, tiding down, as portreeve should,
19103whimpering by Kevin's creek and Hurdlesford and Gardener's Mall,
19104long rivierside drive, embankment large, to Ringsend Flott and Ferry,
19105where she began to bump a little bit, my dart to throw: and there, by
19106wavebrink, on strond of south, with mace to masthigh, taillas
19107Cowhowling, quailless Highjakes, did I upreized my magicianer's
19108puntpole, the tridont sired a tritan stock, farruler, and I bade those
19109polyfizzyboisterous seas to retire with hemselves from os (rookwards,
19110thou seasea stamoror!) and I abridged with domfine norsemanship till I
19111had done abate her maidan race, my baresark bride, and knew her
19112fleshly when with all my bawdy did I her whorship, min bryllupswibe:
19113Heaven, he hallthundered; Heydays, he flung blissforhers. And I cast
19114my tenspan joys on her, arsched overtupped, from bank of call to
19115echobank, by dint of strongbow (Galata! Galata!) so streng we were in
19116one, malestream in shegulf: and to ringstresse I thumbed her with iern
19117of Erin and tradesmanmarked her lieflang mine for all and singular,
19118iday, igone, imorgans, and for ervigheds: base your peak, you! you,
19119strike your flag!: (what screech of shippings! what low of dampf bulls!):
19120from Livland, hoks zivios, from Lettland, skall vives! With Impress of
19121Asias and Queen Columbia for her pairanymphs and the singing sands
19122for herbrides' music: goosegaze annoynted uns, canailles canzoned and
19123me to she her shyblumes lifted: and I pudd a name and wedlock
19124boltoned round her the which to carry till her grave, my durdin dearly,
19125Appia Lippia Pluviabilla, whiles I herr lifer amstell and been: I chained
19126her chastemate to grippe fiuming snugglers, her chambrett I bestank so
19127to spunish furiosos: I was her hochsized, her cleavunto, her everest, she
19128was my annie, my lauralad, my pisoved: who cut her ribbons when
19129nought my prowes? who expoused that havenliness to beachalured
19130ankerrides when not I, freipforter?: in trinity huts they met my dame,
19131pick of their poke for me: when I foregather 'twas my sumbad, if I
19132farseeker itch my list: had I not workit in my cattagut with dogshunds'
19133crotts to clene and had I not gifted of my coataways, constantonoble's
19134aim: and, fortiffed by my right as man of capitol, I did umgyrdle her
19135about, my vermincelly vinagerette, with all loving kindness as far as in
19136man's might it lay and enfranchised her to liberties of fringes: and I gave
19137until my lilienyounger turkeythighs soft goods and hardware (catalogue,
19138passim) and ladderproof hosiery lines (see stockinger's raiment),
19139cocquette coiffs (see Agnes' hats) and peningsworths of the best taste of
19140knaggs of jets and silvered waterroses and geegaws of my pretty
19141novelties and wispywaspy frocks of redferns and lauralworths,
19142trancepearances such as women cattle bare and peltries piled, the peak
19143of Pim's and Slyne's and Sparrow's, loomends day lumineused luxories
19144on looks, La Primamère, Pyrrha Pyrrhine, Or de Reinebeau, Sourire
19145d'Hiver and a crinoline, wide a shire, and pattens for her trilibies that
19146know she might the tortuours of the boots and bedes of wampun with to
19147toy and a murcery glaze of shard to mirrow, for all daintiness by me and
19148theetime, the cupandnaggin hour: and I wound around my swanchen's
19149neckplace a school of shells of moyles marine to swing their saysangs in
19150her silents: and, upping her at king's count, her aldritch cry oloss
19151unheading, what though exceeding bitter, I pierced her beak with order
19152of the Danabrog (Cunnig's great! Soll leve! Soll leve!): with mare's
19153greese cressets at Leonard's and Dunphy's and Madonna lanthorns
19154before    quintacasas     and     tallonkindles    spearhead     syngeing
19155nickendbookers     and   mhutton    lightburnes    dipdippingdownes     in
19156blackholes, the tapers of the topers and his buntingpall at hoist: for days
19157there was no night for nights were days and our folk had rest from
19158Blackheathen and the pagans from the prince of pacis: what was
19159trembling sod quaked no more, what were frozen loins were stirred and
19160lived: gone the septuor, dark deadly dismal doleful desolate dreadful
19161desperate, no more the tolvmaans, bloody gloomy hideous fearful
19162furious alarming terrible mournful sorrowful frightful appalling: peace,
19163perfect peace: and I hung up at Yule my duindleeng lunas, helphelped of
19164Kettil Flashnose, for the souperhore of my frigid one, coloumba mea,
19165frimosa mea, in Wastewindy tarred strate and Elgin's marble halles
19166lamping limp from black to block, through all Livania's volted ampire,
19167from anodes to cathodes and from the topazolites of Mourne,
19168Wykinloeflare, by Arklow's sapphire siomen's lure and Wexterford's
19169hook and crook lights to the polders of Hy Kinsella: avenyue ceen my
19170peurls ahumming, the crown to my estuarine munipicence?: three firths
19171of the sea I swept with draughtness and all ennempties I bottled em up
19172in bellomport: when I stabmarooned jack and maturin I was a bad boy's
19173bogey but it was when I went on to sankt piotersbarq that they gave my
19174devil his dues: what is seizer can hack in the old wold a sawyer may
19175hew in the green: on the island of Breasil the wildth of me perished and
19176I took my plowshure sadly, feeling pity for me sored: where bold
19177O'Connee weds on Alta Mahar, the tawny sprawling beside that silver
19178burn, I sate me and settled with the little crither of my hearth: her
19179intellects I charmed with I calle them utile thoughts, her turlyhyde I
19180plumped with potatums for amiens pease in plenty: my biblous beadells
19181shewed her triumphs of craftygild pageantries, loftust Adam, duffed our
19182cousterclother, Conn and Owel with cortoppled baskib, Sire Noeh
19183Guinnass, exposant of his bargeness and Lord Joe Starr to hump the
19184body of the camell: I screwed the Emperor down with ninepins gaelic
19185with sixpenny hapennies for his hanger on: my worthies were bissed
19186and trussed from Joshua to Godfrey but my processus prophetarum they
19187would have plauded to perpetuation. Moral: book to besure, see press.
19188
19189   — He's not all buum and bully.
19190
19191   — But his members handly food him.
19192
19193   — Steving's grain for's greet collegtium.
19194
19195   — The S. S. Paudraic's in the harbour.
19196
19197   — And after these things, I fed her, my carlen, my barelean linsteer,
19198upon spiceries for her garbage breath, italics of knobby lauch and the
19199rich morsel of the marrolebone and shains of garleeks and swinespepper
19200and gothakrauts and pinkee dillisks, primes of meshallehs and subleties
19201in jellywork, come the feast of Saint Pancreas, and shortcake nutrients
19202for Paas and Pingster's pudding, bready and nutalled and potted
19203fleshmeats from store dampkookin, and the drugs of Kafa and Jelupa
19204and shallots out of Ascalon, feeding her food convenient herfor, to pass
19205them into earth: and to my saffronbreathing mongoloid, the skinsyg, I
19206gave Biorwik's powlver and Uliv's oils, unguents of cuticure, for the
19207swarthy searchall's face on her, with handewers and groinscrubbers and
19208a carrycam to teaze her tussy out, the brown but combly, a mopsa's
19209broom to duist her sate, and clubmoss and wolvesfoot for her more
19210moister wards (amazing efficiencies!): and, my shopsoiled doveling,
19211when weeks of kindness kinly civicised, in our saloons esquirial, with
19212fineglas bowbays, draped embrasures and giltedged librariums, I did
19213devise my telltale sports at evenbread to wring her withers limberly,
19214wheatears, slapbang, drapier-cut-dean, bray, nap, spinado and ranter-go-
19215round: we had our lewd mayers and our lairdie meiresses kiotowing and
19216smuling fullface on us out of their framous latenesses, oilclothed over
19217for cohabitation and allpointed by Hind: Tamlane the Cussacke, Dirk
19218Wettingstone, Pieter Stuyvesant, Outlawrie O'Niell, Mrs Currens, Mrs
19219Reyson-Figgis, Mrs Dattery, and Mrs PrunyQuetch: in hym we trust,
19220footwash and sects principles, apply to overseer, Amos five six: she had
19221dabblingtime for exhibiting her grace of aljambras and duncingk the
19222bloodanoobs in her vauxhalls while I, dizzed and dazed by the lumpty
19223thumpty of our interloopings, fell clocksure off my ballast: in our
19224windtor palast it vampared for elenders, we lubded Sur Gudd for the
19225sleep and the ghoasts: she chauffed her fuesies at my Wigan's jewels
19226while she skalded her mermeries on my Snorryson's Sagos: in paycook's
19227thronsaale she domineered, lecking icies off the dormer panes all
19228admired her in camises: on Rideau Row Duanna dwells, you merk well
19229what you see: let wellth were I our pantocreator would theirs be tights
19230for the gods: in littleritt reddinghats and cindery yellows and tinsel and
19231glitter and bibs under hoods: I made nusance of many well pressed
19232champdamors and peddled freely in the scrub: I foredreamed for thee
19233and more than fullmaked: I prevened for thee in the haunts that
19234joybelled frail lighta-leaves for sturdy traemen: pelves ad hombres
19235sumus: I said to the shiftless prostitute; let me be your fodder; and to
19236rodies and prater brothers; Chau, Camerade!: evangel of good tidings,
19237omnient as the Healer's word, for the lost, loathsome and whomsoever
19238will: who, in regimentation through liberal donation in coordination for
19239organisation of their installation and augmentation plus some
19240annexation and amplification without precipitation towards the
19241culmination in latification of what was formerly their utter privation,
19242competence, cheerfulness, usefulness and the meed, shall, in their
19243second adams, all be made alive: my tow tugs steered down canal grand,
19244my lighters lay longside on Regalia Water. And I built in Urbs in Rure,
19245for minne elskede, my shiny brows, under astrolobe from my
19246upservatory, an erdcloset with showne ejector wherewithin to be
19247squatquit in most covenience from her sabbath needs, when open noise
19248should stilled be: did not I festfix with mortarboard my unniversiries,
19249wholly rational and gottalike, sophister agen sorefister, life sizars all?:
19250was I not rosetted on two stellas of little egypt? had not I rockcut
19251readers, hieros, gregos and democriticos?: triscastellated, bimedallised:
19252and by my sevendialled changing charties Hibernska Ulitzas made not I
19253to pass through twelve Threadneedles and Newgade and Vicus Veneris
19254to cooinsight?: my camels' walk, kolossa kolossa! no porte sublimer
19255benared my ghates: Oi polled ye many but my fews were chousen
19256(Voter, voter, early voter, he was never too oft for old Sarum): terminals
19257four my staties were, the Geenar, the Greasouwea, the Debwickweck,
19258the Mifgreawis. And I sept up twinminsters, the pro and the con, my
19259stavekirks wove so norcely of peeled wands and attachatouchy
19260floodmud, now all loosebrick and stonefest, freely masoned arked for
19261covennanters and shinners' rifuge: descent from above on us, Hagiasofia
19262of Astralia, our orisons thy nave and absedes, our aeone tone aeones thy
19263studvaast vault; Hams, circuitise! Shemites, retrace!: horns, hush! no
19264barkeys! hereround is't holied!: all truanttrulls made I comepull, all
19265rubbeling gnomes I pushed, gowgow: Cassels, Redmond, Gandon,
19266Deane, Shepperd, Smyth, Neville, Heaton, Stoney, Foley, Farrell, Vnost
19267with Thorneycroft and Hogan too: sprids serve me! gobelins guard!: tect
19268my tileries (O tribes! O gentes!), keep my keep, the peace of my four
19269great ways: oathiose infernals to Booth Salvation, arcane celestials to
19270Sweatenburgs Welhell! My seven wynds I trailed to maze her and ever a
19271wynd had saving closes and all these closes flagged with the gust, hoops
19272for her, hatsoff for him and ruffles through Neeblow's garding: and that
19273was why Blabus was razing his wall and eltering the suzannes of his
19274nighboors: and thirdly, for ewigs, I did reform and restore for my
19275smuggy piggiesknees, my sweet coolocked, my auburn coyquailing one,
19276her paddypalace on the crossknoll with massgo bell, sixton
19277clashcloshant, duominous and muezzatinties to commind the fitful:
19278doom adimdim adoom adimadim: and the oragel of the lauds to
19279tellforth's glory: and added thereunto a shallow laver to slub out her
19280hellfire and posied windows for her oriel house: gospelly pewmillieu,
19281christous pewmillieu: zackbutts babazounded, ollguns tararulled: and
19282she sass her nach, chillybombom and forty bonnets, upon the altarstane.
19283May all have mossyhonours!
19284
19285   — Hoke!
19286
19287   — Hoke!
19288
19289   — Hoke!
19290    — Hoke!
19291
19292    — And wholehail, snaeffell, dreardrizzle or sleetshowers of
19293blessing, where it froze in chalix eller swum in the vestry, with fairskin
19294book and ruling rod, vein of my vergin page, her chastener ever I did
19295learn my little ana countrymouse in alphabeater cameltemper, from
19296alderbirk to tannenyou, with myraw rattan atter dundrum; ooah, oyir,
19297oyir, oyir: and I did spread before my Livvy, where Lord street lolls and
19298ladies linger and Cammomile Pass cuts Primrose Rise and Coney Bend
19299bounds Mulbreys Island but never a blid had bledded or bludded since
19300long agore when the whole blighty acre was bladey well pessovered, my
19301selvage mats of lecheworked lawn, my carpet gardens of Guerdon City,
19302with chopes pyramidous and mousselimes and beaconphires and
19303colossets and pensilled turisses for the busspleaches of the summiramies
19304and esplanadas and statuesques and templeogues, the Pardonell of
19305Maynooth, Fra Teobaldo, Nielsen, rare admirable, Jean de Porteleau,
19306Conall Gretecloke, Guglielmus Caulis and the eiligh ediculous
19307Passivucant (glorietta's inexcellsiored!): for irkdays and for folliedays
19308till the comple anniums of calendarias, gregoromaios ant gypsyjuliennes
19309as such are pleased of theirs to walk: and I planted for my own hot
19310lisbing lass a quickset vineyard and I fenced it about with huge
19311Chesterfield elms and Kentish hops and rigs of barlow and bowery
19312nooks and greenwished villas and pampos animos and (N.I.)
19313necessitades iglesias and pons for aguaducks: a hawthorndene, a
19314feyrieglenn, the hallaw vall, the dyrchace, Finmark's Howe, against
19315lickybudmonth and gleanermonth with a magicscene wall (rimrim!
19316rimrim!) for a Queen's garden of her phoenix: and (hush! hush!) I
19317brewed for my alpine plurabelle, wigwarming wench, (speakeasy!) my
19318granvilled brandold Dublin lindub, the free, the froh, the frothy
19319freshener, puss, puss, pussyfoot, to split the spleen of her maw: and I
19320laid down before the trotters to my eblanite my stony battered
19321waggonways,      my    nordsoud     circulums,    my    eastmoreland     and
19322westlandmore,     running     boullowards     and      syddenly    parading,
19323(hearsemen, opslo! nuptiallers, get storting!): whereon, in mantram of
19324truemen like yahoomen (expect till dutc cundoctor summoneth him all
19325fahrts to pay, velkommen all hankinhunkn in this vongn of Hoseyeh!),
19326claudesdales withe arabinstreeds, Roamer Reich's rickyshaws with
19327Hispain's King's trompateers, madridden mus tangs, buckarestive
19328bronchos, poster shays and turnintaxis, and tall tall tilburys and nod nod
19329noddies, others gigging gaily, some sedated in sedans: my priccoping
19330gents, aroger, aroger, my damsells softsidesaddled, covertly, covertly,
19331and Lawdy Dawe a perch behind: the mule and the hinny and the jennet
19332and the mustard nag and piebald shjelties and skewbald awknees steppit
19333lively (lift ye the left and rink ye the right!) for her pleashadure: and she
19334lalaughed in her diddydid domino to the switcheries of the whip. Down
19335with them! Kick! Playup!
19336
19337    Mattahah! Marahah! Luahah! Joahanahanahana!
19338    Chapter 4
19339
19340
19341
19342
19343    What was thaas? Fog was whaas? Too mult sleepth. Let sleepth.
19344
19345    But really now whenabouts? Expatiate then how much times we live
19346in. Yes?
19347
19348    So, nat by night by naught by naket, in those good old lousy days
19349gone by, the days, shall we say? of Whom shall we say? while
19350kinderwardens minded their twinsbed, therenow they stood, the
19351sycomores, all four of them, in their quartan agues, the majorchy, the
19352minorchy, the everso and the fermentarian with their ballyhooric
19353blowreaper, titranicht by tetranoxst, at their pussycorners, and that old
19354time pallyollogass, playing copers fear some, with Gus Walker, the
19355cuddy, and his poor old dying boosy cough, esker, newcsle, saggard,
19356crumlin, dell me, donk, the way to wumblin. Follow me beeline and
19357you're bumblin, esker, newcsle, saggard, crumlin. And listening. So
19358gladdied up when nicechild Kevin Mary (who was going to be comman
19359deering chief of the choirboys' brigade the moment he grew up under all
19360the auspices) irishsmiled in his milky way of cream dwibble and onage
19361tustard and dessed tabbage, frighted out when badbrat Jerry Godolphing
19362(who was hurrying to be cardinal scullion in a night refuge as bald as he
19363was cured enough unerr all the hospitals) furrinfrowned down his
19364wrinkly waste of methylated spirits, ick, and lemoncholy lees, ick, and
19365pulverised rhubarbarorum, icky;
19366
19367    night by silentsailing night while infantina Isobel (who will be
19368blushing all day to be, when she growed up one Sunday, Saint Holy and
19369Saint Ivory, when she took the veil, the beautiful presentation nun, so
19370barely twenty, in her pure coif, sister Isobel, and next Sunday,
19371Mistlemas, when she looked a peach, the beautiful Samaritan, still as
19372beautiful and still in her teens, nurse Saintette Isabelle, with
19373stiffstarched cuffs but on Holiday, Christmas, Easter mornings when she
19374wore a wreath, the wonderful widow of eighteen springs, Madame Isa
19375Veuve La Belle, so sad but lucksome in her boyblue's long black with
19376orange blossoming weeper's veil) for she was the only girl they loved,
19377as she is the queenly pearl you prize, because of the way the night that
19378first we met she is bound to be, methinks, and not in vain, the darling of
19379my heart, sleeping in her april cot, within her singachamer, with her
19380greengageflavoured candywhistle duetted to the crazyquilt, Isobel, she
19381is so pretty, truth to tell, wildwood's eyes and primarose hair, quietly, all
19382the woods so wild, in mauves of moss and daphnedews, how all so still
19383she lay, neath of the whitethorn, child of tree, like some losthappy leaf,
19384like blowing flower stilled, as fain would she anon, for soon again 'twill
19385be, win me, woo me, wed me, ah weary me! deeply, now evencalm lay
19386sleeping;
19387
19388    nowth upon nacht, while in his tumbril Wachtman Havelook
19389seequeerscenes, from yonsides of the choppy, punkt by his curserbog,
19390went long the grassgross bumpinstrass that henders the pubbel to pass,
19391stowing his bottle in a hole for at whet his whuskle to stretch
19392ecrooksman, sequestering for lovers' lost pro pertied offices the
19393leavethings from allpurgers' night, og gneiss ogas gnasty, kikkers,
19394brillers, knappers and bands, handsboon and strumpers, sminkysticks
19395and eddiketsflaskers;
19396
19397    wan fine night and the next fine night and last find night while
19398Kothereen the Slop in her native's chambercushy, with dreamings of
19399simmering my veal astore, was basquing to her pillasleep how she
19400thawght a knogg came to the dowanstairs dour at that howr to peirce the
19401yare and dowandshe went, schritt be schratt, to see was it Schweeps's
19402mingerals or Shuhorn the posth with a tilly cramp for Hemself and Co,
19403Esquara, or them four hoarsemen on their apolkaloops, Norreys,
19404Soothbys, Yates and Welks, and, galorybit of the sanes in hevel, there
19405was a crick up the stirkiss and when she ruz the cankle to see, galohery,
19406downand she went on her knees to blessersef that were knogging
19407together like milk juggles as if it was the wrake of the hapspurus or old
19408Kong Gander O'Toole of the Mountains or his googoo goosth she seein,
19409sliving off over the sawdust lobby out of the backroom, wan ter, that
19410was everywans in turruns, in his honeymoon trim, holding up his
19411fingerhals, with the clookey in his fisstball, tocher of davy's, tocher of
19412ivileagh, for her to whisht, you sowbelly, and the whites of his pious
19413eyebulbs swering her to silence and coort;
19414
19415    each and every juridical sessions night, whenas goodmen twelve
19416and true at fox and geese in their numbered habitations tried old
19417wireless over boord in their juremembers, whereas by reverendum they
19418found him guilty of their and those imputations of fornicolopulation
19419with two of his albowcrural correlations on whom he was said to have
19420enjoyed by anticipation when school ing them in amown, mid grass, she
19421sat, when man was, amazingly frank, for their first conjugation whose
19422colours at standing up from the above were of a pretty carnation but, if
19423really 'twere not so, of some deretane denudation with intent to
19424excitation, caused by his retrogradation, among firearmed forces proper
19425to this nation but apart from all titillation which, he said, was under heat
19426pressure and a good mitigation without which in any case he insists
19427upon being worthy of continued alimentation for him having displayed,
19428he says, such grand toleration, reprobate so noted and all, as he was,
19429with his washleather sweeds and his smokingstump, for denying
19430transubstantiation nevertheless in respect of his highpowered station,
19431whereof more especially as probably he was meantime suffering genteel
19432tortures from the best medical attestation, as he oftentimes did, having
19433only strength enough, by way of festination, to implore (or I believe you
19434have might have said better) to complore, with complete obsecration, on
19435everybody connected with him the curse of co agulation for, he tells me
19436outside Sammon's in King Street, after two or three hours of close
19437confabulation, by this pewterpint of Gilbey's goatswhey which is his
19438prime consolation, albeit in volving upon the same no uncertain amount
19439of esophagous re gurgitation, he being personally unpreoccupied to the
19440extent of a flea's gizzard anent eructation, if he was still extremely offen
19441sive to a score and four nostrils' dilatation, still he was likewise, on the
19442other side of him, for some nepmen's eyes a delectation, as he asserts
19443without the least alienation, so prays of his faullt you would make
19444obliteration but for our friend behind the bars, though like Adam
19445Findlater, a man of estimation, summing him up to be done, be what
19446will of excess his exaltation, still we think with Sully there can be no
19447right extinuation for contravention of common and statute legislation for
19448which the fit remedy resides, for Mr Sully, in corporal amputation: so
19449three months for Gubbs Jeroboam, the frothwhiskered pest of the park,
19450as per act one, section two, schedule three, clause four of the fifth of
19451King Jark, this sentence to be carried out tomorrowmorn by Nolans
19452Volans at six o'clock shark, and may the yeastwind and the hoppinghail
19453malt mercy on his seven honeymeads and his hurlyburlygrowth, Amen,
19454says the Clarke;
19455    niece by nice by neat by natty, whilst amongst revery's happy
19456gardens nine with twenty Leixlip yearlings, darters all, had such a
19457ripping time with gleeful cries of what is nice toppingshaun made of
19458made for and weeping like fun, him to be gone, for they were never
19459happier, huhu, than when they were miserable, haha;
19460
19461    in their bed of trial, on the bolster of hardship, by the glimmer of
19462memory, under coverlets of cowardice, Albatrus Nyanzer with Victa
19463Nyanza, his mace of might mortified, her beautifell hung up on a nail,
19464he, Mr of our fathers, she, our moddereen ru arue rue, they, ay, by the
19465hodypoker and blazier, they are, as sure as dinny drops into the dyke . . .
19466
19467    A cry off.
19468
19469    Where are we at all? and whenabouts in the name of space?
19470
19471    I don't understand. I fail to say. I dearsee you too.
19472
19473    House of the cederbalm of mead. Garth of Fyon. Scene and property
19474plot. Stagemanager's prompt. Interior of dwelling on out skirts of city.
19475Groove two. Chamber scene. Boxed. Ordinary bed room set.
19476Salmonpapered walls. Back, empty Irish grate, Adam's mantel, with
19477wilting elopement fan, soot and tinsel, condemned. North, wall with
19478window practicable. Argentine in casement. Vamp. Pelmit above. No
19479curtains. Blind drawn. South, party wall. Bed for two with strawberry
19480bedspread, wickerworker clubsessel and caneseated millikinstool.
19481Bookshrine without, facetowel upon. Chair for one. Woman's garments
19482on chair. Man's trousers with crossbelt braces, collar on bedknob. Man's
19483corduroy surcoat with tabrets and taces, seapan nacre buttons on nail.
19484Woman's gown on ditto. Over mantelpiece picture of Michael, lance,
19485slaying Satan, dragon with smoke. Small table near bed, front. Bed with
19486bedding. Spare. Flagpatch quilt. Yverdown design. Limes. Lighted lamp
19487without globe, scarf, gazette, tumbler, quantity of water, julepot, ticker,
19488side props, eventuals, man's gummy article, pink.
19489
19490    A time.
19491
19492    Act: dumbshow.
19493
19494    Closeup. Leads.
19495
19496    Man with nightcap, in bed, fore. Woman, with curlpins, hind.
19497Discovered. Side point of view. First position of harmony. Say! Eh? Ha!
19498Check action. Matt. Male partly masking female. Man looking round,
19499beastly expression, fishy eyes, paralleliped homoplatts, ghazometron
19500pondus, exhibits rage. Business. Ruddy blond, Armenian bole, black
19501patch, beer wig, gross build, episcopalian, any age. Woman, sitting,
19502looks at ceiling, haggish expression, peaky nose, trekant mouth, fithery
19503wight, exhibits fear. Welshrabbit teint, Nubian shine, nasal fossette,
19504turfy tuft, undersized, free kirk, no age. Closeup. Play!
19505
19506    Callboy. Cry off. Tabler. Her move.
19507
19508    Footage.
19509
19510    By the sinewy forequarters of the mare Pocahontas and by the white
19511shoulders of Finnuala you should have seen how that smart sallowlass
19512just hopped a nanny's gambit out of bunk like old mother Mesopotomac
19513and in eight and eight sixtyfour she was off, door, knightlamp with her,
19514billy's largelimbs prodgering after to queen's lead. Promiscuous
19515Omebound to Fiammelle la Diva. Huff! His move. Blackout.
19516
19517    Circus. Corridor.
19518
19519    Shifting scene. Wall flats: sink and fly. Spotlight working wall
19520cloths. Spill playing rake and bridges. Room to sink: stairs to sink
19521behind room. Two pieces. Haying after queue. Replay.
19522
19523    The old humburgh looks a thing incomplete so. It is so. On its dead.
19524But it will pawn up a fine head of porter when it is finished. In the
19525quicktime. The castle arkwright put in a chequered staircase certainly. It
19526has only one square step, to be steady, yet notwith stumbling are they
19527stalemating backgammoner supstairs by skips and trestles tiltop double
19528corner. Whist while and game.
19529
19530    What scenic artist! It is ideal residence for realtar. By hims ingang
19531tilt tinkt a tunning bell that Limen Mr, that Boggey Godde, be airwaked.
19532Lingling, lingling. Be their maggies in all. Chump, do your ephort.
19533Shop! Please shop! Shop ado please! O ado please shop! How hominous
19534his house, haunt it? Yesses indead it be! Nogen, of imperial measure, is
19535begraved beneadher. Here are his naggins poured, his alladim lamps.
19536Around the bloombiered, booty with the bedst. For them whom he have
19537fordone make we newly thankful !
19538
19539    Tell me something. The Porters, so to speak, after their
19540shadowstealers in the newsbaggers, are very nice people, are they not?
19541Very, all fourlike tellt. And on this wise, Mr Porter (Bar tholomew,
19542heavy man, astern, mackerel shirt, hayamatt peruke) is an excellent
19543forefather and Mrs Porter (leading lady, a poopahead, gaffneysaffron
19544nightdress, iszoppy chepelure) is a most kindhearted messmother. A so
19545united family pateramater is not more existing on papel or off of it. As
19546keymaster fits the lock it weds so this bally builder to his streamline
19547secret. They care for nothing except everything that is allporterous.
19548Porto da Brozzo! Isn't that terribly nice of them? You can ken that they
19549come of a rarely old family by their costumance and one must togive
19550that one supped of it in all tonearts from awe to zest. I think I begin to
19551divine so much. Only snakkest me truesome! I stone us I'm hable.
19552
19553    To reachy a skeer do! Still hoyhra, till venstra! Here are two rooms
19554on the upstairs, at forkflank and at knifekanter. Whom in the wood are
19555they for? Why, for little Porter babes, to be saved! The coeds, boytom
19556thwackers and timbuy teaser. Here is one thing you owed two noe. This
19557one once upon awhile was the other but this is the other one nighadays.
19558Ah so? The Corsicos? They are numerable. Guest them. Major bed,
19559minor bickhive. Halosobuth, sov us! Who sleeps in now number one,
19560for ex ample? A pussy, purr esimple. Cunina, Statulina and Edulia, but
19561how sweet of her! Has your pussy a pessname? Yes, indeed, you will
19562hear it passim in all the noveletta and she is named Buttercup. Her bare
19563name will tellt it, a monitress. How very sweet of her and what an
19564excessively lovecharming missyname to forsake, now that I come to
19565drink of it filtred, a gracecup fulled of bitterness. She is dadad's lottiest
19566daughterpearl and brooder's cissiest auntybride. Her shellback
19567thimblecasket mirror only can show her dearest friendeen. To speak
19568well her grace it would ask of Grecian language, of her goodness, that
19569legend golden. Biryina Saindua! Loreas with lillias flocaflake arrosas!
19570Here's newyearspray, the posquiflor, a windaborne and helio trope;
19571there miriamsweet and amaranth and marygold to crown. Add lightest
19572knot unto tiptition. O Charis! O Charissima! A more intriguant
19573bambolina could one not colour up out of Boccuccia's Enameron.
19574Would one but to do apart a lilybit her virginelles and, so, to breath, so,
19575therebetween, behold, she had instantt with her handmade as to graps
19576the myth inmid the air. Mother of moth! I will to show herword in flesh.
19577Approach not for ghost sake! It is dormition! She may think, what
19578though little doth she realise, as morning fresheth, it hath happened her,
19579you know what, as they too what two dare not utter. Silvoo plush, if
19580scolded she draws a face. Petticoat's asleep but in the gentlenest of her
19581thoughts apoo is a nursepin. To be presented, Babs for Bim bushi? Of
19582courts and with enticers. Up, girls, and at him! Alone? Alone what? I
19583mean, our strifestirrer, does she do fleurty winkies with herself. Pussy is
19584never alone, as records her chambrette, for she can always look at
19585Biddles and talk petnames with her little playfilly when she is sitting
19586downy on the ploshmat. O, she talks, does she? Marry, how?
19587Rosepetalletted sounds. Ah Biddles es ma plikplak. Ah plikplak wed ma
19588Biddles. A nice jezebel bary tinette she will gift but I much prefer her
19589missnomer in maidenly golden lasslike gladsome wenchful flowery
19590girlish beautycapes. So do I, much. Dulce delicatissima! Doth Dolly
19591weeps she is hastings. Will Dally bumpsetty it is tubtime. Allaliefest,
19592she who pities very pebbles, dare we not wish on her our thrice onsk? A
19593lovely fear! That she seventip toe her chrysming, that she spin blue to
19594scarlad till her temple's veil, that the Mount of Whoam it open it her to
19595shelterer! She will blow ever so much more pro misefuller, blee me,
19596than all the other common marygales that romp round brigidschool,
19597charming Carry Whambers or saucy Susy Maucepan of Merry Anna
19598Patchbox or silly Polly Flinders. Platsch! A plikaplak.
19599
19600    And since we are talking amnessly of brukasloop crazedledaze, who
19601doez in sleeproom number twobis? The twobirds. Holy policeman, O, I
19602see! Of what age are your birdies? They are to come of twinning age so
19603soon as they may be born to be elder ing like those olders while they are
19604living under chairs. They are and they seem to be so tightly tattached as
19605two maggots to touch other, I think I notice, do I not? You do. Our
19606bright bull babe Frank Kevin is on heartsleeveside. Do not you waken
19607him ! Our farheard bode. He is happily to sleep, limb of the Lord, with
19608his lifted in blessing, his buchel Iosa, like the blissed angel he looks so
19609like and his mou is semiope as though he were blowdelling on a
19610bugigle. Whene'er I see those smiles in eyes 'tis Father Quinn again.
19611Very shortly he will smell sweetly when he will hear a weird to wean.
19612By gorgeous, that boy will blare some knight when he will take his
19613dane's pledges and quit our ingletears, spite of undesirable parents, to
19614wend him to Amorica to quest a cashy job. That keen dean with his
19615veen nonsolance! O, I adore the profeen music! Dollarmighty! He is too
19616audorable really, eunique! I guess to have seen somekid like him in the
19617story book, guess I met some where somelam to whom he will be
19618becoming liker. But hush! How unpardonable of me! I beg for your
19619venials, sincerely I do.
19620
19621    Hush! The other, twined on codliverside, has been crying in his
19622sleep, making sharpshape his inscissors on some first choice sweets
19623fished out of the muck. A stake in our mead. What a teething wretch!
19624How his book of craven images! Here are post humious tears on his
19625intimelle. And he has pipettishly bespilled himself from his foundingpen
19626as illspent from inkinghorn. He is jem job joy pip poo pat (jot um for a
19627sobrat!) Jerry Jehu. You will know him by name in the capers but you
19628cannot see whose heel he sheepfolds in his wrought hand because I have
19629not told it to you. O, foetal sleep! Ah, fatal slip! the one loved, the other
19630left, the bride of pride leased to the stranger! He will be quite within the
19631pale when with lordbeeron brow he vows him so tosset to be of the sir
19632Blake tribes bleak while through life's unblest he rodes backs of
19633bannars. Are you not somewhat bulgar with your bowels? Whatever do
19634you mean with bleak? With pale blake I write tint ingface. O, you do?
19635And with steelwhite and blackmail I ha'scint for my sweet an anemone's
19636letter with a gold of my bridest hair betied. Donatus his mark, address as
19637follows. So you did? From the Cat and Cage. O, I see and see! In the ink
19638of his sweat he will find it yet. What Gipsy Devereux vowed to Lylian
19639and why the elm and how the stone. You never may know in the
19640preterite all perhaps that you would not believe that you ever even saw
19641to be about to. Perhaps. But they are two very blizky little portereens
19642after their bredscrums, Jerkoff and Eatsup, as for my part opinion
19643indeed. They would be born so, costarred, puck and prig, the maryboy at
19644Donnybrook Fair, the godolphing lad in the Hoy's Court. How frilled
19645one shall be as at taledold of Formio and Cigalette ! What folly
19646innocents ! Theirs whet pep of puppyhood! Both barmhearts shall
19647become yeastcake by their brackfest. I will to leave a my copperwise
19648blessing between the pair of them, for rosengorge, for greenafang. Blech
19649and tin soldies, weals in a sniffbox. Som's wholed, all's parted. Weeping
19650shouldst not thou be when man falls but that divine scheming ever
19651adoring be. So you be either man or mouse and you be neither fish nor
19652flesh. Take. And take. Vellicate nyche! Be ones as wes for gives for
19653gives now the hour of passings sembles quick with quelled. Adieu, soft
19654adieu, for these nice presents, kerryjevin. Still tosorrow!
19655
19656    Jeminy, what is the view which now takes up a second posi tion of
19657discordance, tell it please? Mark! You notice it in that rereway because
19658the male entail partially eclipses the femecovert. It is so called for its
19659discord the meseedo. Do you ever heard the story about Helius Croesus,
19660that white and gold elephant in our zoopark? You astonish me by it. Is it
19661not that we are command ing from fullback, woman permitting, a
19662profusely fine birdseye view from beauhind this park? Finn his park has
19663been much the admiration of all the stranger ones, grekish and romanos,
19664who arrive to here. The straight road down the centre (see relief map)
19665bisexes the park which is said to be the largest of his kind in the world.
19666On the right prominence confronts you the handsome vinesregent's
19667lodge while, turning to the other supreme piece of cheeks, exactly
19668opposite, you are confounded by the equally hand some chief
19669sacristary's residence. Around is a little amiably tufted and man is
19670cheered when he bewonders through the boskage how the nature in all
19671frisko is enlivened by gentlemen's seats. Here are heavysuppers - 'tis for
19672daddies housings for hun dredaires of our super thin thousand. By gum,
19673but you have resin! Of these tallworts are yielded out juices for jointoils
19674and pappasses for paynims. Listeneth! 'Tis a tree story. How olave, that
19675firile, was aplantad in her liveside. How tannoboom held tonobloom.
19676How rood in norlandes. The black and blue marks athwart the weald,
19677which now barely is so stripped, indicate the presence of sylvious
19678beltings. Therewithal shady rides lend themselves out to rustic cavalries.
19679In yonder valley, too, stays mountain sprite. Any pretty dears are to be
19680caught inside but it is a bad pities of the plain. A scarlet pimparnell now
19681mules the mound where anciently first murders were wanted to take
19682root. By feud fionghalian. Talkingtree and sinningstone stay on either
19683hand. Hystorical leavesdroppings may also be gar nered up with sir
19684Shamus Swiftpatrick, Archfieldchaplain of Saint Lucan's. How familiar
19685it is to see all these interesting advenements with one snaked's eyes! Is
19686all? Yet not. Hear one's. At the bodom fundus of this royal park, which,
19687with tvigate shyasian gardeenen, is open to the public till night at late,
19688so well the sissastrides so will the pederestians, do not fail to point to
19689yourself a depression called Holl Hollow. It is often quite
19690guttergloomering in our duol and gives wankyrious thoughts to the head
19691but the banders of the pentapolitan poleetsfurcers bassoons into it on
19692windy woodensdays their wellbooming wolvertones. Ulvos! Ulvos!
19693    Whervolk dorst ttou begin to tremble by our moving pictures at this
19694moment when I am to place my hand of our true friend shapes upon thee
19695knee to mark well what I say? Throu shayest who? In Amsterdam there
19696lived a . . . But how? You are trem blotting, you retchad, like a verry
19697jerry! Niet? Will you a gui neeser? Gaij beutel of staub? To feel, you?
19698Yes, how it trembles, the timid! Vortigern, ah Gortigern! Overlord of
19699Mercia! Or doth brainskin flinchgreef? Stemming! What boyazhness!
19700Sole shadow shows. Tis jest jibberweek's joke. It must have stole. O,
19701keve silence, both! Putshameyu! I have heard her voice some where
19702else's before me in these ears still that now are for mine.
19703
19704    Let op. Slew musies. Thunner in the eire.
19705
19706    You were dreamend, dear. The pawdrag? The fawthrig? Shoe! Hear
19707are no phanthares in the room at all, avikkeen. No bad bold faathern,
19708dear one. Opop opop capallo, muy malinchily malchick! Gothgorod
19709father godown followay tomollow the lucky load to Lublin for make his
19710thoroughbass grossman's big ness. Take that two piece big slap slap
19711bold honty bottomsside pap pap pappa.
19712
19713    — Li ne dormis?
19714
19715    — S! Malbone dormas.
19716
19717    — Kia li krias nikte?
19718
19719    — Parolas infanetes. S!
19720
19721    Sonly all in your imagination, dim. Poor little brittle magic nation,
19722dim of mind! Shoe to me now, dear! Shoom of me! While elvery stream
19723winds seling on for to keep this barrel of bounty rolling and the
19724nightmail afarfrom morning nears.
19725
19726    When you're coaching through Lucalised, on the sulphur spa to
19727visit, it's safer to hit than miss it, stop at his inn! The hammers are
19728telling the cobbles, the pickts are hacking the saxums, it's snugger to
19729burrow abed than ballet on broadway. Tuck in your blank! For it's race
19730pound race the hosties rear all roads to ruin and layers by lifetimes laid
19731down riches from poormen. Cried unions to chip, saltpetre to strew,
19732gallpitch to drink, stonebread to break but it's bully to gulp good
19733blueberry pudding. Doze in your warmth ! While the elves in the
19734moonbeams, feeling why, will keep my lilygem gently gleaming.
19735
19736    In the sleepingchambers. The court to go into half morning. The
19737four seneschals with their palfrey to be there now, all balaaming in their
19738sellaboutes and sharping up their penisills. The boufeither Soakersoon at
19739holdup tent sticker. The swabsister Katya to have duntalking and to
19740keep shakenin dowan her drogh edars. Those twelve chief barons to
19741stand by duedesmally with their folded arums and put down all
19742excursions and false alarums and after that to go back now to their
19743runameat farums and re compile their magnum chartarums with the
19744width of the road between them and all harrums. The maidbrides all, in
19745favours gay, to strew sleety cinders on their falling hair and for wouldbe
19746joybells to ring sadly ringless hands. The dame dowager to stay kneeled
19747how she is, as first mutherer with cord in coil. The two princes of the
19748tower royal, daulphin and deevlin, to lie how they are without to see.
19749The dame dowager's duffgerent to present wappon, blade drawn to the
19750full and about wheel without to be seen of them. The infant Isabella
19751from her coign to do obeisance toward the duffgerent, as first futherer
19752with drawn brand. Then the court to come in to full morning. Herein see
19753ye fail not!
19754
19755    — Vidu, porkego! Ili vi rigardas. Returnu, porkego. Maldeli kato!
19756
19757    Gauze off heaven! Vision. Then. O, pluxty suddly, the sight
19758entrancing! Hummels! That crag! Those hullocks! O Sire! So be
19759accident occur is not going to commence! What have you there fore?
19760Fear you the donkers? Of roovers? I fear lest we have lost ours (non
19761grant it!) respecting these wildy parts. How is hit finis ter! How
19762shagsome all and beastful! What do you show on? I show because I
19763must see before my misfortune so a stark pointing pole. Lord of ladders,
19764what for lungitube! Can you read the verst legend hereon? I am hather
19765of the missed. Areed! To the dun leary obelisk via the rock vhat myles
19766knox furlongs; to the general's postoffice howsands of patience; to the
19767Wellington memorial half a league wrongwards; to Sara's bridge good
19768hun ter and nine to meet her: to the point, one yeoman's yard. He, he,
19769he! At that do you leer, a setting up? With a such unfettered belly? Two
19770cascades? I leer (O my big, O my bog, O my bigbagbone!) because I
19771must see a buntingcap of so a pinky on the point. It is for a true glover's
19772greetings and many burgesses by us, greats and grosses, uses to pink it
19773in this way at tet-at-tet. For long has it been effigy of standard royal
19774when broken on roofstaff which to the gunnings shall cast welcome
19775from Courtmilits' Fortress, umptydum dumptydum. Bemark you these
19776hangovers, those streamer fields, his influx. Do you not have heard that,
19777the queen lying abroad from fury of the gales, (meekname mocktitles
19778her Nan Nan Nanetta) her liege of lateenth dignisties shall come on their
19779bay tomorrow, Michalsmas, mellems the third and fourth of the clock,
19780there to all the king's aussies and all their king's men, knechts tramplers
19781and cavalcaders, led of herald graycloak, Ulaf Goldarskield? Dog! Dog!
19782Her lofts will be loosed for her and their tumblers broodcast. A progress
19783shall be made in walk, ney? I trow it well, and uge by uge. He shall
19784come, sidesmen accostant, by aryan jubilarian and on brigadier-general
19785Nolan or and buccaneer admiral Browne, with — who can doubt it? —
19786his golden beagles and his white elkox terriers for a hunting on our
19787littlego illcome faxes. In blue and buff of Beaufort the hunt shall make.
19788It is poblesse noblige. Ommes will grin through collars when each riders
19789other's ass. Me Eccls! What cats' killings overall! What popping out of
19790guillotened widows! Quick time! Beware of waiting! Squintina plies
19791favours on us from her rushfrail and Zosimus, the crowder, in his
19792surcoat, sues us with souftwister. Apart we! Here are gantlets. I believe,
19793by Plentifolks Mixymost! Yet if I durst to express the hope how I might
19794be able to be pre sent. All these peeplers entrammed and detrained on
19795bikeygels and troykakyls and those puny farting little solitires! Tollacre,
19796tollacre! Polo north will beseem Sibernian and Plein Pelouta will
19797behowl ne yerking at lawncastrum ne ghimbelling on guelflinks. Mauser
19798Misma shall cease to stretch her and come abroad for what the blinkins
19799is to be seen. A ruber, a rancher, a fullvide, a veri dust and as crerdulous
19800behind as he was before behind a damson of a sloe cooch. Mbv! The
19801annamation of evabusies, the livlia ness of her laughings, such as a
19802plurity of bells! Have peacience, pray you! Place to dames! Even the
19803Lady Victoria Landauner will leave to loll and parasol, all giddied into
19804gushgasps with her dickey standing. Britus and Gothius shall no more
19805joustle for that sonneplace but mark one autonement when, with si so
19806silent, Cloudia Aiduolcis, good and dewed up, shall let fall, yes, no, yet,
19807now, a rain. Muchsias grapcias! It is how sweet from her, the wispful,
19808and they are soon seen swopsib so a sautril as a meise. Its ist not the tear
19809on this movent sped. Tix sixponce! Poum! Hool poll the bull? Fool pay
19810the bill. Becups a can full. Peal, pull the bell ! Still sayeme of
19811ceremonies, much much more! So please your! It stands in
19812Instopressible how Meynhir Mayour, our boorgomaister, thon staunch
19813Thorsman, (our Nancy's fancy, our own Nanny's Big Billy), his hod
19814hoisted, in best bib and tucker, with Woolington bottes over buckram
19815babbishkis and his clouded cane and necknoose aureal, surrounded of
19816his full cooperation with fixed baronets and meng our pueblos,
19817restrained by chain of hands from pinchgut, hoghill, darklane,
19818gibbetmeade and beaux and laddes and bumbellye, shall receive Dom
19819King at broadstone barrow meet a keys of goodmorrow on to his
19820pompey cushion. Me amble dooty to your grace's majers! Arise, sir
19821Pompkey Dompkey! Ear! Ear! Weakear! An allness eversides! We but
19822miss that horse elder yet cherchant of the wise graveleek in cabbuchin
19823garden. That his be foison, old Caubeenhauben! 'Twill be tropic of all
19824days. By the splendour of Sole! Perfect weatherest prevailing. Thisafter,
19825swift's mightmace deposing, he shall aidress to His Serenemost by a
19826speechreading from his miniated vellum, alfi byrni gamman dealter
19827etcera zezera eacla treacla youghta kaptor lomdom noo, who
19828meaningwhile that illuminatured one, Papyroy of Pepinregn, my Sire,
19829great, big King, (his scaffold is there set up, as to edify, by Rex Ingram,
19830pageant master) will be poking out with his canule into the arras of what
19831brilliant bridgecloths and joking up with his tonguespitz to the
19832crimosing balkonladies, here's a help undo their modest stays with a
19833fullbelow may the funnyfeelbelong. Oddsbones, that may it! Carilloners
19834will ring their gluckspeels. Rng rng! Rng rng! S. Presbutt-in-the-North,
19835S. Mark Underloop, S. Lorenz-by-the-Toolechest, S. Nicholas Myre.
19836You shall hark to anune S. Gardener, S. George-le-Greek, S. Barclay
19837Moitered, S. Phibb, Iona-in-the-Fields with Paull-the-Aposteln. And
19838audialterand: S. Jude-at-Gate, Bruno Friars, S. Weslen on-the-Row, S.
19839Molyneux Without, S. Mary Stillamaries with Bride-and-Audeons-
19840behind-Wardborg. How chimant in effect! Alla tingaling pealabells! So
19841a many of churches one cannot pray own's prayers. 'Tis holyyear's day!
19842Juin jully we may! Agithetta and Tranquilla shall demure umclaused but
19843Marl borough-the-Less, Greatchrist and Holy Protector shall have open
19844virgilances. Beata Basilica! But will be not pontifi cation? Dock, dock,
19845agame! Primatially. At wateredge. Can taberra and Neweryork may
19846supprecate when, by vepers, for towned and travalled, his goldwhite
19847swaystick aloft ylifted, umbrilla-parasoul, Monsigneur of Deublan shall
19848impart to all. Benedictus benedicat! To board! And mealsight! Unjoint
19849him this bittern, frust me this chicken, display yon crane, thigh her her
19850pigeon, unlace allay rabbit and pheasant! Sing: Old Finncoole, he's a
19851mellow old saoul when he swills with his fuddlers free! Poppop array!
19852For we're all jollygame fellhellows which no bottle can deny! Here be
19853trouts culponed for ye and salmons chined and sturgeons tranched,
19854sanced capons, lobsters barbed. Call halton eatwords! Mumm me moe
19855mummers! What, no Ithalians? How, not one Moll Pamelas?
19856Accordingly! Play actors by us ever have crash to their gate. Mr Messop
19857and Mr Borry will produce of themselves, as they're two genitalmen of
19858Veruno, Senior Nowno and Senior Brolano (finaly! finaly!), all for love
19859of a fair penitent that, a she be broughton, rhoda's a rosy she. Their two
19860big skins! How they strave to gat her! Such a boyplay! Their
19861bouchicaulture! What tyronte power! Buy our fays! My name is novel
19862and on the Granby in hills. Bravose! Thou traitor slave! Mine name's
19863Apnorval and o'er the Grandbeyond Mountains. Bravossimost! The
19864royal nusick their show shall shut with song slide to nature's solemn
19865silence. Deep Dalchi Dolando! Might gentle harp addurge! It will give
19866piketurns on the tummlipplads and forain dances and crosshurdles and
19867dollmanovers and viceuv ious pyrolyphics, a snow of dawnflakes, at
19868darkfall for Grace's Mamnesty and our fancy ladies, all assombred.
19869Some wholetime in hot town tonight! You do not have heard? It stays in
19870book of that which is. I have heard anyone tell it jesterday (master
19871currier with brassard was't) how one should come on morrow here but it
19872is never here that one today. Well but remind to think, you where
19873yestoday Ys Morganas war and that it is always to morrow in toth's
19874tother's place. Amen.
19875    True! True! Vouchsafe me more soundpicture! It gives furi ously to
19876think. Is rich Mr Pornter, a squire, not always in his such strong health?
19877I thank you for the best, he is in taken deal ex ceedingly herculeneous.
19878One sees how he is lot stoutlier than of formerly. One would say him to
19879hold whole a litteringture of kidlings under his aproham. Has handsome
19880Sir Pournter always been so long married? O yes, Lord Pournterfamilias
19881has been marryingman ever since so long time in Hurtleforth, where he
19882appeers as our oily the active, and, yes indeed, he has his mic son and
19883his two fine mac sons and a superfine mick want they mack metween
19884them. She, she, she! But on what do you again leer? I am not leering, I
19885pink you pardons. I am highly sheshe sherious.
19886
19887    Do you not must want to go somewhere on the present? Yes, O pity!
19888At earliest moment! That prickly heat feeling! For think not me spill it's
19889at always so guey. Here we shall do a far walk (O pity) anygo khaibits
19890till the number one of sairey's place. Is, is. I want you to admire her
19891sceneries illustrationing our national first rout, one ought ought one. We
19892shall too downlook on that ford where Sylvanus Sanctus washed but
19893hurdley those tips of his anointeds. Do not show ever retrorsehim,
19894crockodeyled, till that you become quite crimstone in the face! Beware!
19895guardafew! It is Stealer of the Heart! I am anxious in regard you should
19896everthrown your sillarsalt. I will dui sui, tef     nute! These brilling
19897waveleaplights! Please say me how sing you them. Seekhem seckhem!
19898They arise from a clear springwell in the near of our park which makes
19899the daft to hear all blend. This place of endearment! How it is clear!
19900And how they cast their spells upon, the fronds that thereup float, the
19901bookstaff branch ings! The druggeted stems, the leaves incut on trees!
19902Do you can their tantrist spellings? I can lese, skillmistress aiding. Elm,
19903bay, this way, cull dare, take a message, tawny runes ilex sallow, meet
19904me at the pine. Yes, they shall have brought us to the water trysting, by
19905hedjes of maiden ferm, then here in another place is their chapelofeases,
19906sold for song, of which you have thought my praise too much my price.
19907O ma ma! Yes, sad one of Ziod? Sell me, my soul dear! Ah, my
19908sorrowful, his cloister dreeping of his monkshood, how it is triste to
19909death, all his dark ivytod! Where cold in dearth. Yet see, my blanching
19910kissabelle, in the under close she is allso gay, her kirtles green, her
19911curtsies white, her peony pears, her nistlingsloes! I, pipette, I must also
19912quick lingly to tryst myself softly into this littleeasechapel. I would
19913rather than Ireland! But I pray, make! Do your easiness! O, peace, this is
19914heaven! O, Mr Prince of Pouringtoher, whatever shall I pppease to do?
19915Why do you so lifesighs, my precious, as I hear from you, with
19916limmenings lemantitions, after that swollen one? I am not sighing, I
19917assure, but only I am soso sorry about all in my saarasplace. Listen,
19918listen! I am doing it. Hear more to those voices! Always I am hearing
19919them. Horsehem coughs enough. Annshee lispes privily.
19920
19921    — He is quieter now.
19922
19923    —       Legalentitled.   Accesstopartnuzz.    Notwildebeestsch.    By
19924rightofoaptz. Twainbeonerflsh. Haveandholdpp.
19925
19926    — S! Let us go. Make a noise. Slee . . .
19927    — Qui . . . The gir . . .
19928
19929    —        Huesofrichunfoldingmorn.     Wakenupriseandprove.      Pro
19930videforsacrifice.
19931
19932    — Wait! Hist! Let us list!
19933
19934    For our netherworld's bosomfoes are working tooth and nail
19935overtime: in earthveins, toadcavites, chessganglions, saltkles     ters,
19936underfed: nagging firenibblers knockling aterman up out of his
19937hinterclutch. Tomb be their tools! When the youngdammers will be
19938soon heartpocking on their betters' doornoggers: and the youngfries will
19939be backfrisking diamondcuts over their lyingin underlayers, spick and
19940spat trowelling a gravetrench for their fourinhand forebears. Vote for
19941your club!
19942
19943    — Wait!
19944
19945    — What!
19946
19947    — Her door!
19948
19949    — Ope?
19950
19951    — See!
19952
19953    — What?
19954
19955    — Careful.
19956
19957    — Who?
19958
19959    Live well! Iniivdluaritzas! Tone!
19960    Cant ear! Her dorters ofe? Whofe? Her eskmeno daughters hope?
19961Whope? Ellme, elmme, elskmestoon! Soon!
19962
19963    Let us consider.
19964
19965    The procurator Interrogarius Mealterum presends us this pro poser.
19966
19967    Honuphrius is a concupiscent exservicemajor who makes dis honest
19968propositions to all. He is considered to have committed, invoking droit
19969d'oreiller, simple infidelities with Felicia, a virgin, and to be practising
19970for unnatural coits with Eugenius and Jere mias, two or three
19971philadelphians. Honophrius, Felicia, Eugenius and Jeremias are
19972consanguineous to the lowest degree. Anita the wife of Honophrius, has
19973been told by her tirewoman, For tissa, that Honuphrius has
19974blasphemously confessed under volun tary chastisement that he has
19975instructed his slave, Mauritius, to urge Magravius, a commercial,
19976emulous of Honuphrius, to solicit the chastity of Anita. Anita is
19977informed by some illegitimate children of Fortissa with Mauritius (the
19978supposition is Ware's) that Gillia, the schismatical wife of Magravius, is
19979visited clandes tinely by Barnabas, the advocate of Honuphrius, an
19980immoral person who has been corrupted by Jeremias. Gillia, (a cooler
19981blend, D'Alton insists) ex equo with Poppea, Arancita, Clara,
19982Marinuzza, Indra and Iodina, has been tenderly debauched (in Halliday's
19983view), by Honuphrius, and Magravius knows from spies that Anita has
19984formerly committed double sacrilege with Michael, vulgo Cerularius, a
19985perpetual curate, who wishes to seduce Eugenius. Magravius threatens
19986to have Anita molested by Sulla, an orthodox savage (and leader of a
19987band of twelve mercenaries, the Sullivani), who desires to procure
19988Felicia for Gregorius, Leo, Vitellius and Macdugalius, four excavators,
19989if she will not yield to him and also deceive Honuphrius by ren dering
19990conjugal duty when demanded. Anita who claims to have discovered
19991incestuous temptations from Jeremias and Eugenius would yield to the
19992lewdness of Honuphrius to appease the savagery of Sulla and the
19993mercernariness of the twelve Sullivani, and (as Gilbert at first
19994suggested), to save the virginity of Felicia for Magravius when
19995converted by Michael after the death of Gillia, but she fears that, by
19996allowing his marital rights she may cause reprehensible conduct
19997between Eugenius and Jeremias. Michael, who has formerly debauched
19998Anita, dispen ses her from yielding to Honuphrius who pretends
19999publicly to possess his conjunct in thirtynine several manners (turpiter!
20000affirm ex cathedris Gerontes Cambronses) for carnal hygiene whenever
20001he has rendered himself impotent to consummate by subdolence. Anita
20002is disturbed but Michael comminates that he will reserve her case
20003tomorrow for the ordinary Guglielmus even if she should practise a
20004pious fraud during affrication which, from experience, she knows
20005(according to Wadding), to be leading to nullity. Fortissa, however, is
20006encouraged by Gregorius, Leo, Viteilius, and Magdugalius, reunitedly,
20007to warn Anita by describing the strong chastisements of Honuphrius and
20008the depravities (turpissimas!) of Canicula, the deceased wife of
20009Mauritius, with Sulla, the simoniac, who is abnegand and repents. Has
20010he hegemony and shall she submit?
20011    Translate a lax, you breed a bradaun. In the goods of Cape and
20012Chattertone, deceased.
20013
20014    This, lay readers and gentilemen, is perhaps the commonest of all
20015cases arising out of umbrella history in connection with the wood
20016industries in our courts of litigation. D'Oyly Owens holds (though Finn
20017Magnusson of himself holds also) that so long as there is a joint deposit
20018account in the two names a mutual obligation is posited. Owens cites
20019Brerfuchs and Warren, a foreign firm, since disseized, registered as
20020Tangos, Limited, for the sale of certain proprietary articles. The action
20021which was at the instance of the trustee of the heathen church
20022emergency fund, suing by its trustee, a resigned civil servant, for the pay
20023ment of tithes due was heard by Judge Doyle and also by a com mon
20024jury. No question arose as to the debt for which vouchers spoke
20025volumes. The defence alleged that payment had been made effective.
20026The fund trustee, one Jucundus Fecundus Xero Pecun dus Coppercheap,
20027counterclaimed that payment was invalid having been tendered to
20028creditor under cover of a crossed cheque, signed in the ordinary course,
20029in the name of Wieldhelm, Hurls Cross, voucher copy provided, and
20030drawn by the senior partner only by whom the lodgment of the species
20031had been effected but in their joint names. The bank particularised, the
20032national misery (now almost entirely in the hands of the four chief
20033bondholders for value in Tangos), declined to pay the draft, though there
20034were ample reserves to meet the liability, whereupon the trusty
20035Coppercheap negociated it for and on behalf of the fund of the thing to a
20036client of his, a notary, from whom, on consideration, he received in
20037exchange legal relief as between trusthee and bethrust, with thanks.
20038Since then the cheque, a good washable pink, em bossed D you D No 11
20039hundred and thirty 2, good for the figure and face, had been circulating
20040in the country for over thirtynine years among holders of Pango stock, a
20041rival concern, though not one demonetised farthing had ever spun or
20042fluctuated across the counter in the semblance of hard coin or liquid
20043cash. The jury (a sour dozen of stout fellows all of whom were curiously
20044named after doyles) naturally disagreed jointly and severally, and the
20045belligerent judge, disagreeing with the allied jurors' disagree ment, went
20046outside his jurisfiction altogether and ordered a gar nishee attachment to
20047the neutral firm. No mandamus could lo cate the depleted whilom
20048Breyfawkes as he had entered into an ancient moratorium, dating back
20049to the times of the early barters, and only the junior partner Barren could
20050be found, who entered an appearance and turned up, upon a notice of
20051motion and after service of the motion by interlocutory injunction,
20052among the male jurors to be an absolete turfwoman, originally from the
20053proletarian class, with still a good title to her sexname of Ann Doyle, 2
20054Coppinger's Cottages, the Doyle's country. Doyle (Ann), add woman in,
20055having regretfully left the juryboxers, protested cheerfully on the stand
20056in a long jurymiad in re corset checks, delivered in doy lish, that she had
20057often, in supply to brusk demands rising almost to bollion point,
20058discounted Mr Brakeforth's first of all in ex change at nine months from
20059date without issue and, to be strictly literal, unbottled in corrubberation
20060a current account of how she had been made at sight for services
20061rendered the payee drawee of unwashable blank assignations,
20062sometimes pinkwilliams (laughter) but more often of the crème-de-
20063citron, vair émail paon coque or marshmallow series, which she, as
20064bearer, used to en dorse, adhesively, to her various payers-drawers who
20065in most cases were identified by the timber papers as wellknown
20066tetigists of the city and suburban. The witness, at her own request, asked
20067if she might and wrought something between the sheets of music paper
20068which she had accompanied herself with for the occasion and this
20069having been handed up for the bench to look at in camera, Coppinger's
20070doll, as she was called, (annias, Mack Erse's Dar, the adopted child)
20071then proposed to jerrykin and jureens and every jim, jock and jarry in
20072that little green courtinghousie for her satis faction and as a whole act of
20073settlement to reamalgamate herself, tomorrow perforce, in pardonership
20074with the permanent suing fond trustee, Monsignore Pepigi, under the
20075new style of Will Break fast and Sparrem, as, when all his cognisances
20076had been estreated, he seemed to proffer the steadiest interest towards
20077her, but this prepoposal was ruled out on appeal by Judge Jeremy
20078Doyler, who, reserving judgment in a matter of courts and reversing the
20079find ings of the lower correctional, found, beyond doubt of treuson,
20080fending the dissassents of the pickpackpanel, twelve as upright judaces
20081as ever let down their thoms, and, occupante extremum scabie handed
20082down to the jury of the Liffey that, as a matter of tact, the woman they
20083gave as free was born into contractual in capacity (the Calif of Man v
20084the Eaudelusk Company) when, how and where mamy's mancipium act
20085did not apply and therefore held supremely that, as no property in law
20086can exist in a corpse, (Hal Kilbride v Una Bellina) Pepigi's pact was
20087pure piffle (loud laughter) and Wharrem would whistle for the rhino.
20088Will you, won't you, pango with Pepigi? Not for Nancy, how dare you
20089do! And whew whewwhew whew.
20090
20091   — He sighed in sleep.
20092
20093   — Let us go back.
20094
20095   — Lest he forewaken.
20096
20097   — Hide ourselves.
20098
20099   While hovering dreamwings, folding around, will hide from fears
20100my wee mee mannikin, keep my big wig long strong mano men, guard
20101my bairn, mon beau.
20102
20103   — To bed.
20104
20105   Prospector projector and boomooster giant builder of all causeways
20106woesoever, hopping offpoint and true terminus of straxstraightcuts and
20107corkscrewn perambulaups, zeal whence to goal whither, wonderlust, in
20108sequence to which every muckle must make its mickle, as different as
20109York from Leeds, being the only wise in a muck's world to look on
20110itself from beforehand; mirrorminded curiositease and would-to-the-
20111large which bring hills to molehunter, home through first husband,
20112perils behind swine and horsepower down to hungerford, prick this man
20113and tittup this woman, our forced payrents, Bogy Bobow with his
20114cunnyngnest couchmare, Big Maester Finnykin with Phenicia Parkes,
20115lame of his ear and gape of her leg, most correctingly, we beseach of
20116you, down their laddercase of nightwatch service and bring them at
20117suntime flush with the nethermost gangrung of their stepchildren, guide
20118them through the labyrinth of their samilikes and the alteregoases of
20119their pseudoselves, hedge them bothways from all roamers whose
20120names are ligious, from loss of bearings deliver them; so they keep to
20121their rights and be ware of duty frees, neoliffic smith and magdalenian
20122jinnyjones, mandragon mor and weak wiffeyducky, Morionmale and
20123Thry dacianmad, basilisk glorious with his weeniequeenie, tigernack
20124and swansgrace, he as hale as his ardouries, she as verve as her veines;
20125this prime white arsenic with bissemate alloyed, martial sin with
20126peccadilly, free to lease hold with first mortgage, dow ser dour and
20127dipper douce, stop-that-war and feel-this-feather, norsebloodheartened
20128and landsmoolwashable, great gas with fun-in-the-corner, grand slam
20129with fall-of-the-trick, solomn one and shebby, cod and coney, cash and
20130carry, in all we dreamed the part we dreaded, corsair coupled with his
20131dame, royal biber but constant lymph, boniface and bonnyfeatures, nazil
20132hose and river mouth, bang-the-change and batter-the-bolster, big
20133smoke and lickley roesthy, humanity's fahrman by society leader,
20134voguener   and   trulley,   humpered   and   elf,   Urloughmoor    with
20135Miryburrow, leaks and awfully, basal curse yet grace abunda, Regies
20136Producer with screendoll Vedette, peg of his claim and pride of her
20137heart, cliffscaur grisly but rockdove cooing, hodinstag on fryggabet,
20138baron and feme: that he may dishcover her that she may uncouple him,
20139that one may come and crumple them, that they may soon recoup
20140themselves: now and then, time on time again, as per periodicity; from
20141Neaves to Willses, from Bushmills to Enos; to Goerz from Harleem, to
20142Hearths of Oak from Skittish Widdas; via mala, hyber pass, heckhisway
20143per alptrack: through lands vague and vain, after many mandelays: in
20144their first case, to the next place, till their cozenkerries: the high and the
20145by, both pent and plain: cross cowslips yillow, yellow, yallow, past
20146pumpkins pinguind, purplesome: be they whacked to the wide other tied
20147to hustings, long sizzleroads neath arthruseat, him to the derby, her to
20148toun, til sengentide do coddlam: in the grounds or unter linnen: rue to
20149lose and ca canny: at shipside, by convent garden: monk and
20150sempstress, in sackcloth silkily: curious dreamers, curious dramas,
20151curious deman, plagiast dayman, playajest dearest, plaguiest dourest: for
20152the strangfort planters are pro desting, and the karkery felons
20153dryflooring it and the leperties' laddos railing the way, blump for slogo
20154slee!
20155
20156    Stop! Did a stir? No, is fast. On to bed! So he is. It's only the wind
20157on the road outside for to wake all shivering shanks from snorring.
20158
20159    But. Oom Godd his villen, who will he be, this mitryman, some
20160king of the yeast, in his chrismy greyed brunzewig, with the snow in his
20161mouth and the caspian asthma, so bulk of build? Relics of pharrer and
20162livite! Dik Gill, Tum Lung or Macfinnan's cool Harryng? He has only
20163his hedcosycasket on and his wollsey shirtplisse with peascod doublet,
20164also his feet wear doubled width socks for he always must to insure
20165warm sleep between a pair of fullyfleeced bankers like a finnoc in a
20166cauwl. Can thus be Misthra Norkmann that keeps our hotel? Begor, Mr
20167O'Sorgmann, you're looking right well! Hecklar's champion ethnicist.
20168How deft as a fuchser schouws daft as a fish! He's the dibble's own
20169doges for doublin existents! But a jolly fine daysent form of one word.
20170He's rounding up on his family.
20171
20172    And who is the bodikin by him, sir? So voulzievalsshie? With ybbs
20173and zabs? Her trixiestrail is tripping her, vop! Luck at the way for the
20174lucre of smoke she's looping the lamp! Why, that's old missness
20175wipethemdry! Well, well, wellsowells! Donau watter! Ardechious me!
20176With her halfbend as proud as a peahen, allabalmy, and her troutbeck
20177quiverlipe, ninyananya. And her steptojazyma's culunder buzztle. Happy
20178tea area, naughtygay frew! Selling sunlit sopes to washtout winches and
20179rhaincold draughts to the props of his pubs. She tired lipping the swells
20180at Pont Delisle till she jumped the boom at Brounemouth. Now she's
20181borrid his head under Hatesbury's Hatch and loamed his fate to old Love
20182Lane. And she's just the same old haporth of dripping. She's even brennt
20183her hair.
20184
20185    Which route are they going? Why? Angell sitter or Amen Corner,
20186Norwood's Southwalk or Euston Waste? The solvent man in his upper
20187gambeson withnot a breth against him and the wee wiping
20188womanahoussy. They're coming terug their dia mond wedding tour,
20189giant's inchly elfkin's ell, vesting their char acters vixendevolment,
20190andens aller, athors err, our first day man and your dresser and mine,
20191that Luxuumburgher evec cettehis Alzette, konyglik shire with his
20192queensh countess, Stepney's shipchild with the waif of his bosun,
20193Dunmow's flitcher with duck-on-the-rock, down the scales, the way
20194they went up, under talls and threading tormentors, shunning the
20195startraps and slipping in sliders, risking a runway, ruing reveals, from
20196Elder Arbor to La Puirée, eskipping the clockback, crystal in carbon,
20197sweetheartedly. Hot and cold and electrickery with attendance and
20198lounge and promenade free. In spite of all that science could boot or art
20199could eke. Bolt the grinden. Cave and can em. Single wrecks for the
20200weak, double axe for the mail, and quick queck quack for the radiose.
20201Renove that bible. You will never have post in your pocket unless you
20202have brasse on your plate. Beggards outdoor. Goat to the Endth, thou
20203slowguard! Mind the Monks and their Grasps. Scrape your souls.
20204Commit no miracles. Postpone no bills. Respect the uniform. Hold the
20205raa bers for the kunning his plethoron. Let leash the dooves to the cooin
20206her coynth. Hatenot havenots. Share the wealth and spoil the weal. Peg
20207the pound to tom the devil. My time is on draught. Bottle your own.
20208Love my label like myself. Earn before eating. Drudge after drink.
20209Credit tomorrow. Follow my dealing. Fetch my price. Buy not from
20210dives. Sell not to freund. Herenow chuck english and learn to pray plain.
20211Lean on your lunch. No cods before Me. Practise preaching. Think in
20212your stomach. Import through the nose. By faith alone. Season's
20213weather. Gomorrha. Salong. Lots feed from my tidetable. Oil's wells in
20214our lands. Let earwigger's wivable teach you the dance!
20215
20216    Now their laws assist them and ease their fall!
20217    For they met and mated and bedded and buckled and got and gave
20218and reared and raised and brought Thawland within Har danger, and
20219turned them, tarrying to the sea and planted and plundered and pawned
20220our souls and pillaged the pounds of the extramurals and fought and
20221feigned with strained relations and bequeathed us their ills and
20222recrutched cripples gait and under mined lungachers, manplanting seven
20223sisters while wan warm wooed woman scrubbs, and turned out coats
20224and removed their origins and never learned the first day's lesson and
20225tried to mingle and managed to save and feathered foes' nests and fouled
20226their own and wayleft the arenotts and ponted vodavalls for the
20227zollgebordened and escaped from liquidation by the heirs of their death
20228and were responsible for congested districts and rolled olled logs into
20229Peter's sawyery and werfed new woodcuts on Paoli's wharf and ewesed
20230Rachel's lea and rammed Dominic's gap and looked haggards after
20231lazatables and rode fourscore odd winters and struck rock oil and forced
20232a policeman and col laughsed at their phizes in Toobiassed and Zachary
20233and left off leaving off and kept on keeping on and roused up drink and
20234poured balm down and were cuffed by their customers and bit the dust
20235at the foot of the poll when in her deergarth he gave up his goat after the
20236battle of Multaferry. Pharoah with fairy, two lie, let them! Yet they
20237wend it back, qual his leif, himmertality, bullseaboob and rivishy divil,
20238light in hand, helm on high, to peekaboo durk the thicket of
20239slumbwhere, till their hour with their scene be struck for ever and the
20240book of the dates he close, he clasp and she and she seegn her tour
20241d'adieu, Pervinca calling, Soloscar hears. (O Sheem! O Shaam!), and
20242gentle Isad Ysut gag, flispering in the nightleaves flattery, dinsiduously,
20243to Finnegan, to sin again and to make grim grandma grunt and grin
20244again while the first grey streaks steal silvering by for to mock their
20245quarrels in dollymount tumbling.
20246
20247    They near the base of the chill stair, that large incorporate licensed
20248vintner, such as he is, from former times, nine hosts in himself, in his
20249hydrocomic establishment and his ambling limfy peepingpartner, the
20250slave of the ring that worries the hand that sways the lamp that shadows
20251the walk that bends to his bane the busynext man that came on the cop
20252with the fenian's bark that pickled his widow that primed the pope that
20253passed it round on the volunteers' plate till it croppied the ears of Purses
20254Relle that kneed O'Connell up out of his doss that shouldered Burke that
20255butted O'Hara that woke the busker that grattaned his crowd that bucked
20256the jiggers to rhyme the rann that flooded the routes in Eryan's isles
20257from Malin to Clear and Carnsore Point to Slyna gollow and cleaned the
20258pockets and ransomed the ribs of all the listeners, leud and lay, that
20259bought the ballad that Hosty made.
20260
20261    Anyhow (the matter is a troublous and a peniloose) have they not
20262called him at many's their mock indignation meeting, veh men's
20263vengeance vective volleying, inwader and uitlander, the notables,
20264crashing libels in their sullivan's mounted beards about him, their right
20265renownsable patriarch? Heinz cans everywhere and the swanee her
20266ainsell and Eyrewaker's family sock that they smuggled to life betune
20267them, roaring (Big Reilly was the worst): free boose for the man from
20268the nark, sure, he never was worth a cornerwall fark, and his banishee's
20269bedpan she's a quareold bite of a tark: as they wendelled their zingaway
20270wivewards from his find me cool's moist opulent vinery, highjacking
20271through the nagginneck pass, as they hauled home with their hogsheads,
20272axpoxtelating, and claiming cowled consollation, sursumcordial, from
20273the bluefunkfires of the dipper and the martian's frost?
20274
20275    Use they not, our noesmall termtraders, to abhors offrom him, the
20276yet unregendered thunderslog, whose sbrogue cunneth none lordmade
20277undersiding, how betwixt wifely rule and mens conscia recti, then
20278hemale man all unbracing to omniwomen, but now shedropping his
20279hitches like any maidavale oppersite orse riders in an idinhole? Ah,
20280dearo! Dearo, dear! And her illian! And his willyum! When they were
20281all there now, matinmarked for lookin on. At the carryfour with awlus
20282plawshus, their happy ass cloudious! And then and too the trivials! And
20283their bivouac! And his monomyth! Ah ho! Say no more about it! I'm
20284sorry! I saw. I'm sorry! I'm sorry to say I saw!
20285
20286    Gives there not too amongst us after all events (or so grunts a
20287leading hebdromadary) some togethergush of stillandbutall youknow
20288that, insofarforth as, all up and down the whole con creation say,
20289efficient first gets there finally every time, as a com plex matter of pure
20290form, for those excess and that pasphault hardhearingness from their
20291eldfar, in grippes and rumblions, through fresh taint and old treason,
20292another like that alter but not quite such anander and stillandbut one not
20293all the selfsame and butstillone just the maim and encore emmerhim
20294may always, with a little difference, till the latest up to date so early in
20295the morning, have evertheless been allmade amenable?
20296
20297    Yet he begottom.
20298
20299    Let us wherefore, tearing ages, presently preposterose a snatchvote
20300of thanksalot to the huskiest coaxing experimenter that ever gave his
20301best hand into chancerisk, wishing him with his famblings no end of
20302slow poison and a mighty broad venue for themselves between the
20303devil's punchbowl and the deep angleseaboard, that they may gratefully
20304turn a deaf ear clooshed upon the desperanto of willynully, their
20305shareholders from Taaffe to Auliffe, that will curse them below par and
20306mar with their descendants, shame, humbug and profit, to greenmould
20307upon mildew over jaundice as long as ever there's wagtail surtaxed to a
20308testcase on enver a man.
20309
20310    We have to had them whether we'll like it or not. They'll have to
20311have us now then we're here on theirspot. Scant hope theirs or ours to
20312escape life's high carnage of semperidentity by sub sisting peasemeal
20313upon variables. Bloody certainly have we got to see to it ere smellful
20314demise surprends us on this concrete that down the gullies of the eras
20315we may catch ourselves looking forward to what will in no time be
20316staring you larrikins on the postface in that multimirror megaron of
20317returningties, whirled without end to end. So there was a raughty . . .
20318who in Dyfflins borg did . . . With his soddering iron, spadeaway,
20319hammerlegs and . . . Where there was a fair young . . . Who was playing
20320her game of . . . And said she you rockaby . . . Will you peddle in my
20321bog . . . And he sod her in Iarland, paved her way from Maizenhead to
20322Youghal. And that's how Humpfrey, champion emir, holds his own.
20323Shysweet, she rests.
20324
20325    Or show pon him now, will you! Derg rudd face should take
20326patrick's purge. Hokoway, in his hiphigh bearserk! Third posi tion of
20327concord! Excellent view from front. Sidome. Female imperfectly
20328masking male. Redspot his browbrand. Woman's the prey! Thon's the
20329dullakeykongsbyogblagroggerswagginline (private judgers, change here
20330for Lootherstown! Onlyromans, keep your seats!) that drew all ladies
20331please to our great mettroll ops. Leary, leary, twentytun nearly, he's
20332plotting kings down for his villa's extension! Gaze at him now in
20333momentum! As his bridges are blown to babbyrags, by the lee of his
20334hulk upright on her orbits, and the heave of his juniper arx in action, he's
20335naval I see. Poor little tartanelle, her dinties are chattering, the strait's
20336she's in, the bulloge she bears! Her smirk is smeeching behind for her
20337hills. By the queer quick twist of her mobcap and the lift of her shift at
20338random and the rate of her gate of going the pace, two thinks at a time,
20339her country I'm proud of. The field is down, the race is their own. The
20340galleonman jovial on his bucky brown nightmare. Bigrob dignagging
20341his lylyputtana. One to one bore one! The datter, io, io, sleeps in peace,
20342in peace. And the twillingsons, ganymede, garrymore, turn in trot and
20343trot. But old pairamere goes it a gallop, a gallop. Bossford and
20344phospherine. One to one on!
20345    O, O, her fairy setalite! Casting such shadows to Persia's blind! The
20346man in the street can see the coming event. Photo flashing it far too
20347wide. It will be known through all Urania soon. Like jealousjoy titaning
20348fear; like rumour rhean round the planets; like china's dragon snapping
20349japets; like rhodagrey up the east. Satyrdaysboost besets Phoebe's
20350nearest. Here's the flood and the flaxen flood that's to come over
20351helpless Irryland. Is there no-one to malahide Liv and her bettyship? Or
20352who'll buy her rosebuds, jettyblack rosebuds, ninsloes of nivia, nonpaps
20353of nan? From the fall of the fig to doom's last post every ephemeral
20354anniversary while the park's police peels peering by for to weight down
20355morrals from county bubblin. That trainer's trundling! Quick, pay up!
20356
20357    Kickakick. She had to kick a laugh. At her old stick-in-the block.
20358The way he was slogging his paunch about, elbiduubled, meet oft mate
20359on, like hale King Willow, the robberer. Cain maker's mace and
20360waxened capapee. But the tarrant's brand on his hottoweyt brow. At half
20361past quick in the morning. And her lamp was all askew and a trumbly
20362wick-in-her, ringeysingey. She had to spofforth, she had to kicker, too
20363thick of the wick of her pixy's loomph, wide lickering jessup the
20364smooky shiminey. And her duffed coverpoint of a wickedy batter,
20365whenever she druv behind her stumps for a tyddlesly wink through his
20366tunnil clefft bagslops after the rising bounder's yorkers, as he studd and
20367stoddard and trutted and trumpered, to see had lordherry's blackham's
20368red bobby abbels, it tickled her innings to consort pitch at kicksolock in
20369the morm. Tipatonguing him on in her pigeony linguish, with a flick at
20370the bails for lubrication, to scorch her faster, faster. Ye hek, ye hok, ye
20371hucky hiremonger! Magrath he's my pegger, he is, for bricking up all
20372my old kent road. He'll win your toss, flog your old tom's bowling and I
20373darr ye, barrackybuller, to break his duck! He's posh. I lob him. We're
20374parring all Oogster till the empsyseas run googlie. Declare to ashes and
20375teste his metch! Three for two will do for me and he for thee and she for
20376you. Goeasyosey, for the grace of the fields, or hooley pooley, cuppy,
20377we'll both be bye and by caught in the slips for fear he'd tyre and burst
20378his dunlops and waken her bornybarnies making his boobybabies. The
20379game old merri mynn, square to leg, with his lolleywide towelhat and
20380his hobbsy socks and his wisden's bosse and his norsery pinafore and his
20381gentleman's grip and his playaboy's plunge and his flannelly
20382feelyfooling, treading her hump and hambledown like a maiden
20383wellheld, ovalled over, with her crease where the pads of her
20384punishments ought to be by womanish rights when, keek, the hen in the
20385doran's shantyqueer began in a kikkery key to laugh it off, yeigh, yeigh,
20386neigh, neigh, the way she was wuck to doodle doo by her gallows bird
20387(how's that? Noball, he carries his bat!) nine hundred and dirty too not
20388out, at all times long past con quering cock of the morgans.
20389
20390    How blame us?
20391
20392    Cocorico!
20393
20394    Armigerend everfasting horde. Rico! So the bill to the bowe. As the
20395belle to the beau. We herewith pleased returned auditors' thanks for
20396those and their favours since safely enjoined. Coco ree! Tellaman
20397tillamie. Tubbernacul in tipherairy, sons, travel lers in company and
20398their carriageable tochters, tanks tight anne thynne for her contractations
20399tugowards his personeel. Echo, choree chorecho! O I you O you me!
20400Well, we all unite thought fully in rendering gratias, well, between loves
20401repassed, begging your honour's pardon for, well, exclusive pigtorial
20402rights of here hear fond tiplady his weekreations, appearing in next
20403eon's issue of the Neptune's Centinel and Tritonville Lightowler with
20404well the widest circulation round the whole universe. Echolo choree
20405choroh choree chorico! How me O my youhou my I youtou to I O?
20406Thanks furthermore to modest Miss Glimglow and neat Master
20407Mettresson who so kindly profiteered their serwishes as demysell of
20408honour and, well, as strainbearer respectively. And a cordiallest brief
20409nod of chinchin dankyshin to, well, patient ringasend as prevenient (by
20410your leave), to all such occasions, detachably replaceable (thanks too!
20411twos intact!). As well as his auricular of Malthus, the promethean
20412paratonnerwetter which first (Pray go! pray go!) taught love's lightning
20413the way (pity shown) to, well, conduct itself (mercy, good shot! only
20414please don't mention it!). Come all ye goatfathers and groanmothers,
20415come all ye markmakers and piledrivers, come all ye labour saving
20416devisers and chargeleyden dividends, firefinders, water workers, deeply
20417condeal with him! All that is still life with death inyeborn, all
20418verbumsaps yet bound to be, to do and to suffer, every creature,
20419everywhere, if you please, kindly feel for her! While the dapplegray
20420dawn drags nearing nigh for to wake all droners that drowse in Dublin.
20421   Humperfeldt and Anunska, wedded now evermore in annas tomoses
20422by a ground plan of the placehunter, whiskered beau and donahbella.
20423Totumvir and esquimeena, who so shall sepa rate fetters to new desire,
20424repeals an act of union to unite in bonds of schismacy. O yes! O yes!
20425Withdraw your member! Closure. This chamber stands abjourned. Such
20426precedent is largely a cause to lack of collective continencies among
20427Don nelly's orchard as lifelong the shadyside to Fairbrother's field.
20428Humbo, lock your kekkle up! Anny, blow your wickle out! Tuck away
20429the tablesheet! You never wet the tea! And you may go rightoway back
20430to your Aunty Dilluvia, Humprey, after that!
20431
20432   Retire to rest without first misturbing your nighboor, man kind of
20433baffling descriptions. Others are as tired of themselves as you are. Let
20434each one learn to bore himself. It is strictly re      quested that no
20435cobsmoking, spitting, pubchat, wrastle rounds, coarse courting, smut,
20436etc, will take place amongst those hours so devoted to repose. Look
20437before behind before you strip you. Disrobe clothed in the strictest
20438secrecy which privacy can afford. Water non to be discharged coram
20439grate or ex window. Never divorce in the bedding the glove that will
20440give you away. Maid Maud ninnies nay but blabs to Omama (for your
20441life, would you!) she to her bosom friend who does all chores (and what
20442do you think my Madeleine saw?): this ignorant mostly sweeps it out
20443along with all the rather old corporators (have you heard of one
20444humbledown jungleman how he bet byrn-and-bushe playing peg and
20445pom?): the maudlin river then gets its dues (adding a din a ding or do):
20446thence those laundresses (O, muddle me more about the maggies! I
20447mean bawnee Madge Ellis and brownie Mag Dillon). Attention at all!
20448Every ditcher's dastard in Dupling will let us know about it if you have
20449paid the mulctman by whether your rent is open to be foreclosed or
20450aback in your arrears. This is seriously meant. Here is a homelet not a
20451hothel.
20452
20453    That's right, old oldun!
20454
20455    All in fact is soon as all of old right as anywas ever in very old
20456place. Were he, hwen scalded of that couverfowl, to beat the bounds by
20457here at such a point of time as this is for at sammel up all wood's
20458haypence and riviers argent (half back from three gangs multaplussed
20459on a twentylot add allto a fiver with the deuce or roamer's numbers ell a
20460fee and do little ones) with the caboosh on him opheld for thrushes'
20461mistiles yet singing oud his parasangs in cornish token: mean fawthery
20462eastend appullcelery, old laddy he high hole: pollysigh patrolman
20463Seekersenn, towney's tanquam, crumlin quiet down from his hoonger,
20464he would mac siccar of inket goodsforetombed ereshiningem of light
20465turkling eitheranny of thuncle's windopes. More, unless we were
20466neverso wrongtaken, if he brought his boots to pause in peace, the one
20467beside the other one, right on the road, he would seize no sound from
20468cache or cave beyond the flow of wand was gypsing water, telling him
20469now, telling him all, all about ham and livery, stay and toast ham in
20470livery, and buttermore with murmurladen, to      waker oats for him on
20471livery. Faurore! Fearhoure! At last it past! Loab at cod then herrin or
20472wind thin mong them treen.
20473
20474   Hiss! Which we had only our hazelight to see with, cert, in our point
20475of view, me and my auxy, Jimmy d'Arcy, hadn't we, Jimmy? — Who to
20476seen with? Kiss! No kidd, captn, which he stood us, three jolly
20477postboys, first a couple of Mountjoys and nutty woodbines with his
20478cadbully's choculars, pepped from our Theoatre Regal's drolleries
20479puntomine, in the snug at the Cam bridge Arms of Teddy Ales while we
20480was laying, crown jewels to a peanut, was he stepmarm, old noseheavy,
20481or a wouldower, which he said, lads, a taking low his Whitby hat,
20482lopping off the froth and whishing, with all respectfulness to the old
20483country, tomorow comrades, we, his long life's strength and cuirscrween
20484loan to our allhallowed king, the pitchur that he's turned to weld the
20485wall, (Lawd lengthen him!) his standpoint was, to belt and blucher him
20486afore the hole pleading churchal and submarine bar yonder but he made
20487no class at all in port and cemented palships between our trucers, being
20488a refugee, didn't he, Jimmy? — Who true to me? Sish! Honeysuckler,
20489that's what my young lady here, Fred Watkins, bugler Fred, all the ways
20490from Melmoth in Natal, she calls him, dip the colours, pet, when he
20491commit his certain questions vivaviz the secret empire of the snake
20492which it was on a point of our sutton down, how was it, Jimmy? —
20493Who has sinnerettes to declare? Phiss! Touching our Phoenix Rangers'
20494nuisance at the meeting of the waitresses, the daintylines, Elsies from
20495Chelsies, the two leggle gels in blooms, and those pest of parkies,
20496twitch, thistle and charlock, were they for giving up their fogging
20497trespasses by order which we foregathered he must be raw in cane
20498sugar, the party, no, Jimmy MacCawthelock? Who trespass against me?
20499Briss! That's him wiv his wig on, achewing of his maple gum, that's our
20500grainpopaw, Mister Beardall, an accom pliced burgomaster, a great one
20501among the very greatest, which he told us privates out of his own
20502scented mouf he used to was, my lads, afore this wineact come, what
20503say, our Jimmy the chapelgoer? — Who fears all masters! Hi, Jocko
20504Nowlong, my own sweet boosy love, which he puts his feeler to me
20505behind the beggar's bush, does Freda, don't you be an emugee! Carry
20506one, he says, though we marooned through this woylde. We must spy a
20507half a hind on honeysuckler now his old face's hardalone wiv his
20508defences down during his wappin stillstand, says my Fred, and
20509Jamessime here which, pip it, she simply must, she says, our pet, she'll
20510do a retroussy from her point of view (Way you fly! Like a frush!) to
20511keep her flouncies off the grass while paying the wetmenots a musichall
20512visit and pair her fiefighs fore him with just one curl after the cad came
20513back which we fought he wars a gunner and his corkiness lay up two
20514bottles of joy with a shandy had by Fred and a fino oloroso which he
20515was warming to, my right, Jimmy, my old brown freer? — Whose
20516dolour, O so mine!
20517
20518    Following idly up to seepoint, neath kingmount shadow the ilk for
20519eke of us, whose nathem's banned, whose hofd a-hooded, welkim
20520warsail, how di' you dew? Hollymerry, ivysad, whicher and whoer, Mr
20521Black Atkins and you tanapanny troopertwos, were you there? Was
20522truce of snow, moonmounded snow? Or did wolken hang o'er earth in
20523umber hue his fulmenbomb? Number two coming! Full inside! Was
20524glimpsed the mean amount of cloud? Or did pitter rain fall in a
20525sprinkling? If the waters could speak as they flow! Timgle Tom, pall the
20526bell! Izzy's busy down the dell! Mizpah low, youyou, number one, in
20527deep humidity! Listen, misled peerless, please! You are of course. You
20528miss him so, to listleto! Of course, my pledge between us, there's no-one
20529Noel like him here to hear. Esch so eschess, douls a doulse! Since Allan
20530Rogue loved Arrah Pogue it's all Killdoughall fair. Triss! Only trees
20531such as these such were those, waving there, the barketree, the
20532o'briertree, the rowantree, the o'corneltree, the behanshrub near windy
20533arbour, the magill o'dendron more. Trem! All the trees in the wood they
20534trembold, humbild, when they heard the stop press from domday's
20535erewold.
20536
20537    Tiss! Two pretty mistletots ribboned to a tree, up rose libe rator and,
20538fancy, they were free! Four witty missywives, wink       ing under hoods,
20539made lasses like lads love maypoleriding and dotted our green with
20540tricksome couples, fiftyfifty, their chil tren's hundred. So childish pence
20541took care of parents' pounds and many made money the way in the
20542world where rushroads to riches crossed slums of lice and, the cause of
20543it all, he forged himself ahead like a blazing urbanorb, brewing treble to
20544drown grief, giving and taking mayom and tuam, playing milliards with
20545his three golden balls, making party capital out of landed self interest,
20546light on a slavey but weighty on the bourse, our hugest commercial
20547emporialist, with his sons booing home from afar and his daughters
20548bridling up at his side. Finner!
20549
20550    How did he bank it up, swank it up, the whaler in the punt, a guinea
20551by a groat, his index on the balance and such wealth into the bargain,
20552with the boguey which he snatched in the baggage coach ahead? Going
20553forth on the prowl, master jackill, under night and creeping back, dog to
20554hide, over morning. Humbly to fall and cheaply to rise, exposition of
20555failures. Through Duffy's blunders and MacKenna's insurance for upper
20556ten and lower five the band played on. As one generation tells another.
20557Ofter the fall. First for a change of a seven days license he wandered out
20558of his farmer's health and so lost his early parishlife. Then ('twas in
20559fenland) occidentally of a sudden, six junelooking flamefaces straggled
20560wild out of their turns through his parsonfired wicket, showing all
20561shapes of striplings in sleepless tights. Promptly whomafter in undated
20562times, very properly a dozen generations anterior to themselves, a main
20563chanced to burst and misflooded his fortunes, wrothing foulplay over
20564his fives' court and his fine poultryyard wherein were spared a just two
20565of a feather in wading room only. Next, upon due reflotation, up started
20566four hurrigan gales to smithereen his plateglass house walls and the
20567slate for accounts his keeper was cooking. Then came three boy
20568buglehorners who counterbezzled and cross bugled him. Later on in the
20569same evening two hussites ab sconded through a breach in his bylaws
20570and left him, the infidels, to pay himself off in kind remembrances. Till,
20571ultimatehim, fell the crowning barleystraw, when an explosium of his
20572distilleries deafadumped all his dry goods to his most favoured sinflute
20573and dropped him, what remains of a heptark, leareyed and letterish,
20574weeping worrybound on his bankrump.
20575
20576   Pepep. Pay bearer, sure and sorry, at foot of ohoho honest policist.
20577On never again, by Phoenis, swore on him Lloyd's, not for beaten
20578wheat, not after Sir Joe Meade's father, thanks! They know him, the
20579covenanter, by rote at least, for a chameleon at last, in his true
20580falseheaven colours from ultraviolent to subred tissues. That's his last
20581tryon to march through the grand tryomphal arch. His reignbolt's shot.
20582Never again! How you do that like, Mista Chimepiece? You got nice
20583yum plemyums. Pray paid my promishles!
20584
20585   Agreed, Wu Welsher, he was chogfulled to beacsate on earn as in
20586hiving, of foxold conningnesses but who, hey honey, for all values of
20587his latters, integer integerrimost, was the formast of the firm? At
20588folkmood hailed, at part farwailed, accwmwladed concloud, Nuah-
20589Nuah, Nebob of Nephilim! After all what fol lowed for apprentice sake?
20590Since the now nighs nearing as the yetst hies hin. Jeebies, ugh, kek,
20591ptah, that was an ill man! Jaw boose, puddigood, this is for true a
20592sweetish mand! But Jum bluffer, bagdad, sir, yond would be for a once
20593over our all honoured christmastyde easteredman. Fourth position of
20594solu tion. How johnny! Finest view from horizon. Tableau final. Two
20595me see. Male and female unmask we hem. Begum by gunne! Who now
20596broothes oldbrawn. Dawn! The nape of his name shielder's scalp. Halp!
20597After having drummed all he dun. Hun! Worked out to an inch of his
20598core. More! Ring down. While the queenbee he staggerhorned blesses
20599her bliss for to feel her funnyman's functions Tag. Rumbling.
20600
20601   Tiers, tiers and tiers. Rounds.
20602Book IV
20603   Chapter 1
20604
20605
20606
20607
20608   Sandhyas! Sandhyas! Sandhyas!
20609
20610   Calling all downs. Calling all downs to dayne. Array! Surrection!
20611Eireweeker to the wohld bludyn world. O rally, O rally, O rally!
20612Phlenxty, O rally! To what lifelike thyne of the bird can be. Seek you
20613somany matters. Haze sea east to Osseania. Here! Here! Tass, Patt,
20614Staff, Woff, Havv, Bluvv and Rutter. The smog is lofting. And already
20615the olduman's olduman has godden up on othertimes to litanate the
20616bonnamours. Sonne feine, somme feehn avaunt! Guld modning, have
20617yous viewsed Piers' aube? Thane yaars agon we have used yoors up
20618since when we have fused now orther. Calling all daynes. Calling all
20619daynes to dawn. The old breeding bradsted culminwillth of natures to
20620Foyn MacHooligan. The leader, the leader! Securest jubilends albas
20621Temoram. Clogan slogan. Quake up, dim dusky, wook doom for husky!
20622And let Billey Feghin be baallad out of his humuluation. Confindention
20623to churchen. We have highest gratifications in announcing to pewtewr
20624publikumst of pratician pratyusers, genghis is ghoon for you.
20625
20626    A hand from the cloud emerges, holding a chart expanded.
20627
20628    The eversower of the seeds of light to the cowld owld sowls that are
20629in the domnatory of Defmut after the night of the carrying of the word
20630of Nuahs and the night of making Mehs to cuddle up in a coddlepot, Pu
20631Nuseht, lord of risings in the yonderworld of Ntamplin, tohp
20632triumphant, speaketh.
20633
20634    Vah! Suvarn Sur! Scatter brand to the reneweller of the sky, thou
20635who agnitest! Dah! Arcthuris comeing! Be! Verb umprincipiant through
20636the trancitive spaces! Kilt by kelt shell kithagain with kinagain. We
20637elect for thee, Tirtangel. Svadesia salve! We Durbalanars, theeadjure. A
20638way, the Margan, from our astamite, through dimdom done till light
20639kindling light has led we hopas but hunt me the journeyon, iteritinerant,
20640the kal his course, amid the semitary of Somnionia. Even unto
20641Heliotropolis, the castellated, the enchanting. Now if soomone felched a
20642twoel and soomonelses warmet watter we could, while you was saying
20643Morkret Miry or Smud, Brunt and Rubbinsen, make sunlike sylp om
20644this warful dune's battam. Yet clarify begins at. Whither the spot for?
20645Whence the hour by? See but! Lever hulme! Take in. Respassers should
20646be pursaccoutred. Qui stabat Meins quantum qui stabat Peins. As of
20647yours. We annew. Our shades of minglings mengle them and help help
20648horizons. A flasch and, rasch, it shall come to pasch, as hearth by hearth
20649leaps live. For the tanderest stock with the rosinost top Ahlen Hill's,
20650clubpubber, in general stores and. Atriathroughwards, Lugh the
20651Brathwacker will be the listened after and he larruping sparks out of his
20652teiney ones. The spearspid of dawnfire totouches ain the tablestoane ath
20653the centre of the great circle of the macroliths of Helusbelus in the
20654boshiman brush on this our peneplain by Fangaluvu Bight whence the
20655horned cairns erge, stanserstanded, to floran frohn, idols of isthmians.
20656Overwhere. Gaunt grey ghostly gossips growing grubber in the glow.
20657Past now pulls. Cur one beast, even Dane the Great, may treadspath
20658with sniffer he snout impursuant to byelegs. Edar's chuckal humuristic.
20659But why pit the cur afore the noxe? Let shrill their duan Gallus, han, and
20660she, hou the Sassqueehenna, makes ducksruns at crooked. Once for the
20661chantermale, twoce for the pother and once twoce threece for the
20662waither. So an inedible yellowmeat turns out the invasable blackth.
20663Kwhat serves to rob with Alliman, saelior, a turnkeyed trot to Seapoint,
20664pierrotettes, means Noel's Bar and Julepunsch, by Joge, if you've
20665tippertaps in your head or starting kursses, tailour, you're silenced at
20666Henge Ceol leges, Exmooth, Ostbys for ost, boys, each and one? Death
20667banes and the quick quoke. But life wends and the dombs spake!
20668Whake? Hill of Hafid, knock and knock, nachasach, gives relief to the
20669langscape as he strauches his lamusong untoupon gazelle channel and
20670the bride of the Bryne, shin high shake, is dotter than evar for a damse
20671wed her farther. Lambel on the up! We may plesently heal Geoglyphy's
20672twentynine ways to say goodbett an wassing seoosoon liv. With the
20673forty wonks winking please me your much as to. With her tup. It's a
20674long long ray to Newirgland's premier. For korps, for streamfish, for
20675confects, for bullyoungs, for smearsassage, for patates, for steaked pig,
20676for men, for limericks, for waterfowls, for wagsfools, for louts, for cold
20677airs, for late trams, for curries, for curlews, for leekses, for orphalines,
20678for tunnygulls, for clear goldways, for lungfortes, for moonyhaunts, for
20679fairmoneys, for coffins, for tantrums, for armaurs, for waglugs, for
20680rogues comings, for sly goings, for larksmathes, for homdsmeethes, for
20681quailsmeathes, kilalooly. Tep! Come lead, crom lech! Top. Wisely for
20682us Old Bruton has withdrawn his theory. You are alpsulumply wroght!
20683Amsulummmm. But this is perporteroguing youpoorapps? Namantanai.
20684Sure it's not revieng your? Amslu! Good all so. We seem to understand
20685apad vellumtomes muniment, Arans Duhkha, among hoseshoes,
20686cheriotiers and etceterogenious bargainboutbarrows, ofver and umnder,
20687since, evenif or although, in double preposition as in triple conjunction,
20688how the mudden research in the topaia that was Mankaylands has gone
20689to prove from the picalava present in the maramara melma that while a
20690successive generation has been in the deep deep deeps of Deepereras.
20691Buried hearts. Rest here.
20692
20693    Conk a dook he'll doo. Svap.
20694
20695    So let him slap, the sap! Till they take down his shatter from his
20696shap. He canease. Fill stap.
20697     Thus faraclacks the friarbird. Listening, Syd!
20698
20699     The child, a natural child, thenown by the mnames of, (aya! aya!),
20700wouldbewas kidnapped at an age of recent probably, possibly remoter;
20701or he conjured himself from seight by slide at hand; for which
20702thetheatron is a lemoronage; at milchgoat fairmesse; in full dogdhis; sod
20703on    a   fall;   pat;   the   hundering   blundering   dunderfunder     of
20704plundersundered manhood; behold, he returns; renascenent; fincarnate;
20705still foretold around the hearthside; at matin a fact; hailed chimers'
20706ersekind; foe purmanant, fum in his mow; awike in wave risurging into
20707chrest; victis poenis hesternis; fostfath of solas; fram choicest of wiles
20708with warmen and sogns til Banba, burial aranging; under articles
20709thirtynine of the reconstitution; by the lord's order of the canon
20710consecrandable; earthlost that we thought him; pesternost, the
20711noneknown worrier; from Tumbarumba mountain; in persence of whole
20712landslots; forebe all the rassias; sire of leery subs of dub; the Diggins,
20713Woodenhenge, as to hang out at; with spawnish oel full his angalach;
20714the sousenugh; gnomeosulphidosalamermauderman; the big brucer, fert
20715in fort; Gunnar, of The Gunnings, Gund; one of the two or three
20716forefivest fellows a bloke could in holiday crowd encounter; benedicted
20717be the barrel; kilderkins, lids off; a roache, an oxmaster, a sort of heaps,
20718a pamphilius, a vintivat niviceny, a hygiennic contrivance socalled from
20719the editor; the thick of your thigh; you knox; quite; talking to the vicar's
20720joy and ruth; the gren, woid and glue been broking by the maybole
20721gards; he; when no crane in Elga is heard; upout to speak this lay;
20722without     links,   without   impediments,     with   gygantogyres,   with
20723freeflawforms; parasama to himself; atman as evars; whom otherwise
20724becauses; no puler as of old but as of young a palatin; whitelock not
20725lacked nor temperasoleon; though he appears a funny colour; stoatters
20726some; but a quite a big bug after the dahlias; place inspectorum
20727sarchent;    also    the   hullow    chyst    excavement;   astronomically
20728fabulafigured; as Jambudvispa Vipra foresaw of him; the last half
20729versicle repurchasing his pawned word; sorensplit and paddypatched;
20730and pfor to pfinish our pfun of a pfan coalding the keddle mickwhite;
20731sure, straight, slim, sturdy, serene, synthetical, swift.
20732
20733    By the antar of Yasas! Ruse made him worthily achieve inherited
20734wish. The drops upon that mantle rained never around Fingal. Goute!
20735Loughlin's Salts, Will, make a newman if any worn. Soe? La!
20736Lamfadar's arm it has cocoincidences. You mean to see we have been
20737hadding a sound night's sleep? You may so. It is just, it is just about to,
20738it is just about to rolywholyover. Svapnasvap. Of all the stranger things
20739that ever not even in the hundrund and badst pageans of unthowsent and
20740wonst nice or in eddas and oddes bokes of tomb, dyke and hollow to be
20741have happened! The untireties of livesliving being the one substrance of
20742a streamsbecoming. Totalled in toldteld and teldtold in tittletell tattle.
20743Why? Because, graced be Gad and all giddy gadgets, in whose words
20744were the beginnings, there are two signs to turn to, the yest and the ist,
20745the wright side and the wronged side, feeling aslip and wauking up, so
20746an, so farth. Why? On the sourdsite we have the Moskiosk Djinpalast
20747with its twin adjacencies, the bathouse and the bazaar, allahallahallah,
20748and on the sponthesite it is the alcovan and the rosegarden, boony
20749noughty, all puraputhry. Why? One's apurr apuss a story about brid and
20750breakfedes and parricombating and coushcouch but others is of tholes
20751and oubworn buyings, dolings and chafferings in heat, contest and
20752enmity. Why? Every talk has his stay, vidnis Shavarsanjivana, and all-a-
20753dreams perhapsing under lucksloop at last are through. Why? It is a sot
20754of a swigswag, systomy dystomy, which everabody you ever anywhere
20755at all doze. Why? Such me.
20756
20757    And howpsadrowsay.
20758
20759    Lok! A shaft of shivery in the act, anilancinant. Cold's sleuth!
20760Vayuns! Where did thots come from? It is infinitesimally fevers, resty
20761fever, risy fever, a coranto of aria, sleeper awakening, in the smalls of
20762one's back presentiment, gip, and again, geip, a flash from a future of
20763maybe mahamayability through the windr of a wondr in a wildr is a
20764weltr as a wirbl of a warbl is a world.
20765
20766    Tom.
20767
20768    It is perfect degrees excelsius. A jaladaew still stilleth. Cloud lay but
20769mackrel are. Anemone activescent, the torporature is returning to
20770mornal. Humid nature is feeling itself freely at ease with the all fresco.
20771The vervain is to herald as the grass administers. They say, they say in
20772effect, they really say. You have eaden fruit. Say whuit. You have
20773snakked mid a fish. Telle whish. Every those personal place objects if
20774nonthings where soevers and they just done been doing being in a
20775dromo of todos withouten a bound to be your trowers. Forswundled.
20776You hald him by the tap of the tang. Not a salutary sellable sound is
20777since. Insteed for asteer, adrift with adraft. Nuctumbulumbumus
20778wanderwards the Nil. Victorias neanzas. Alberths neantas. It was a long,
20779very long, a dark, very dark, an allburt unend, scarce endurable, and we
20780could add mostly quite various and somenwhat stumbletumbling night.
20781Endee he sendee. Diu! The has goning at gone, the is coming to come.
20782Greets to ghastern, hie to morgning. Dormidy, destady. Doom is the
20783faste. Well down, good other! Now day, slow day, from delicate to
20784divine, divases. Padma, brighter and sweetster, this flower that bells, it
20785is our hour or risings. Tickle, tickle. Lotus spray. Till herenext. Adya.
20786
20787    Take thanks, thankstum, thamas. In that earopean end meets Ind.
20788
20789    There is something supernoctural about whatever you called him it.
20790Panpan and vinvin are not alonety vanvan and pinpin in your Tamal
20791without tares but simplysoley they are they. Thisutter followis that
20792odder fellow. Himkim kimkim. Old yeasterloaves may be a stale as a
20793stub and the pitcher go to aftoms on the wall. Mildew, murk, leak and
20794yarn now want the bad that they lied on. And your last words todate in
20795camparative accoustomology are going to tell stretch of a fancy through
20796strength towards joyance, adyatants, where he gets up. Allay for allay, a
20797threat for a throat.
20798
20799    Tim!
20800
20801    To them in Ysat Loka. Hearing. The urb it orbs. Then's now with
20802now's then in tense continuant. Heard. Who having has he shall have
20803had. Hear! Upon the thuds trokes truck, chim, it will be exactlyso fewer
20804hours by so many minutes of the ope of the diurn of the sennight of the
20805maaned of the yere of the age of the madamanvantora of Grossguy and
20806Littleylady, our hugibus hugibum and our weewee mother, actaman
20807housetruewith, and their childer and their napirs and their napirs'
20808childers napirs and their chattels and their servance and their cognance
20809and their ilks and their orts and their everythings that is be will was
20810theirs.
20811
20812    Much obliged. Time-o'-Thay! But wherth, O clerk?
20813
20814    Whithr a clonk? Vartman! See you not soo the pfath they pfunded,
20815oura vatars that arred in Himmal, harruad bathar namas, the gow, the
20816stiar, the tigara, the liofant, when even thurst was athar vetals, mid
20817trefoils   slipped   the   sable   rampant,   hoof,   hoof,   hoof,   hoof,
20818padapodopudupedding on fattafottafutt. Ere we are! Signifying, if tungs
20819may tolkan, that, primeval conditions having gradually receded but
20820nevertheless the emplacement of solid and fluid having to a great extent
20821persisted through intermittences of sullemn fulminance, sollemn
20822nuptialism, sallemn sepulture and providential divining, making
20823possible and even inevitable, after his a time has a tense haves and
20824havenots hesitency, at the place and period under consideration a
20825socially organic entity of a millenary military maritory monetary
20826morphological circumformation in a more or less settled state of
20827equonomic ecolube equalobe equilab equilibbrium. Gam on, Gearge!
20828Nomomorphemy for me! Lessnatbe angardsmanlake! You jast gat a
20829tache of army on the stumuk. To the Angar at Anker. Aecquotincts.
20830Seeworthy. Lots thankyouful, polite pointsins! There's a tavarn in the
20831tarn.
20832
20833    Tip. Take Tamotimo's topical. Tip. Browne yet Noland. Tip.
20834Advert.
20835
20836    Where. Cumulonubulocirrhonimbant heaven electing, the dart of
20837desire has gored the heart of secret waters and the poplarest wood in the
20838entire district is being grown at present, eminently adapted for the
20839requirements of pacnincstricken humanity and, between all the goings
20840up and the whole of the comings down and the fog of the cloud in which
20841we toil and the cloud of the fog under which we labour, bomb the
20842thing's to be domb about it so that, beyond indicating the locality, it is
20843felt that one cannot with advantage add a very great deal to the
20844aforegoing by what, such as it is to be, follows, just mentioning
20845however that the old man of the sea and the old woman in the sky if
20846they don't say nothings about it they don't tell us lie, the gist of the
20847pantomime, from cannibal king to the property horse, being, slumply
20848and slopely, to remind us how, in this drury world of ours, Father Times
20849and Mother Spacies boil their kettle with their crutch. Which every lad
20850and lass in the lane knows. Hence.
20851
20852    Polycarp pool, the pool of Innalavia, Saras the saft as, of meadewy
20853marge, atween Deltas Piscium and Sagittariastrion, whereinn once we
20854lave 'tis alve and vale, minnyhahing here from hiarwather, a
20855poddlebridges in a passabed, the river of lives, the regenerations of the
20856incarnations of the emanations of the apparentations of Funn and Nin in
20857Cleethabala, the kongdomain of the Alieni, an accorsaired race, infester
20858of Libnud Ocean, Moylamore, let it be! Where Allbroggt Neandser
20859tracking Viggynette Neeinsee gladsighted her Linfian Fall and a
20860teamdiggingharrow turned the first sod. Sluce! Caughterect! Goodspeed
20861the blow! (Incidentally 'tis believed that his harpened before Gage's
20862Fane for it has to be over this booty spotch, though some hours to the
20863wester, that ex-Colonel House's preterpost heiress is to return unto the
20864outstretcheds of Dweyr O'Michael's loinsprung the blunterbusted
20865pikehead which his had hewn in hers, prolonged laughter words). There
20866an alomdree begins to green, soreen seen for loveseat, as we know that
20867should she, for by essentience his law, so it make all. It is scainted to
20868Vitalba. And her little white bloomkins, twittersky trimmed, are
20869hobdoblins' hankypanks. Saxenslyke our anscessers thought so darely
20870on now they're going soever to Anglesen, free of juties, dyrt chapes.
20871There too a slab slobs, immermemorial, the only in all swamp. But so
20872bare, so boulder, brag sagging such a brr bll bmm show that, of
20873Barindens, the white alfred, it owed to have at leased some butchup's
20874upperon. Homos Circas Elochlannensis! His showplace at Leeambye.
20875Old Wommany Wyes. Pfif! But, while gleam with gloom swan here and
20876there, this shame rock and that whispy planter tell Paudheen Steel-the-
20877Poghue and his perty Molly Vardant, in goodbroomirish, arrah, this
20878place is a proper and his feist a ferial for curdnal communial, so be who
20879would celibrate the holy mystery upon or that the pirigrim from
20880Mainylands beatend, the calmleaved hutcaged by that look whose glaum
20881is sure he means bisnisgels to empalmover. A naked yogpriest, clothed
20882of sundust, his oakey doaked with frondest leoves, offrand to the ewon
20883of her owen. Tasyam kuru salilakriyamu! Pfaf!
20884
20885    Bring about it to be brought about and it will be, loke, our lake
20886lemanted, that greyt lack, the citye of Is is issuant (atlanst!), urban and
20887orbal, through seep froms umber under wasseres of Erie.
20888
20889    Lough!
20890
20891    Hwo! Hwy, dairmaidens? Asthoreths, assay! Earthsigh to is
20892heavened.
20893
20894    Hillsengals, the daughters of the cliffs, responsen. Longsome the
20895samphire coast. From thee to thee, thoo art it thoo, that thouest there.
20896The like the near, the liker nearer. O sosay! A family, a band, a school, a
20897clanagirls. Fiftines andbut fortines by novanas andor vantads by octettes
20898ayand decadendecads by a lunary with last a lone. Whose every has
20899herdifferent from the similies with her site. Sicut campanulae
20900petalliferentes they coroll in caroll round Botany Bay. A dweam of dose
20901innocent dirly dirls. Keavn! Keavn! And they all setton voicies about
20902singsing music was Keavn! He. Only he. Ittle he. Ah! The whole
20903clangalied. Oh!
20904
20905    S. Wilhelmina's, S. Gardenia's, S. Phibia's, S. Veslandrua's, S.
20906Clarinda's, S. Immecula's, S. Dolores Delphin's, S. Perlanthroa's, S.
20907Errands Gay's, S. Eddaminiva's, S. Rhodamena's, S. Ruadagara's, S.
20908Drimicumtra's, S. Una Vestity's, S. Mintargisia's, S. Misha-La-Valse's,
20909S. Churstry's, S. Clouonaskieym's, S. Bellavistura's, S. Santamonta's, S.
20910Ringsingsund's, S. Heddadin Drade's, S. Glacianivia's, S. Waidafrira's,
20911S. Thomassabbess's and (trema! unloud!! pepet!!!) S. Loellisotoelles!
20912
20913    Prayfulness! Prayfulness!
20914
20915    Euh! Thaet is seu whaet shaell one naeme it!
20916
20917    The meidinogues have tingued togethering. Ascend out of your bed,
20918cavern of a trunk, and shrine! Kathlins is kitchin. Soros cast, ma brone!
20919You must exterra acquarate to interirigate all the arkypelicans. The
20920austrologer Wallaby by Tolan, who farshook our showrs from Newer
20921Aland, has signed the you and the now our mandate. Milenesia waits.
20922Be smark.
20923
20924    One seekings. Not the lithe slender, not the broad roundish near the
20925lithe slender, not the fairsized fullfeatured to the leeward of the broad
20926roundish but, indeed and inneed, the curling, perfectportioned,
20927flowerfleckled, shapely highhued, delicate features swaying to the
20928windward of the fairsized fullfeatured.
20929
20930    Was that in the air about when something is to be said for it or is it
20931someone imparticular who will somewherise for the whole anyhow?
20932
20933    What does Coemghen? Tell his hidings clearly! A woodtoogooder.
20934Is his moraltack still his best of weapons? How about a little more
20935goaling goold? Rowlin's tun he gadder no must. It is the voice of Roga.
20936His face is the face of a son. Be thine the silent hall, O Jarama! A virgin,
20937the one, shall mourn thee. Roga's stream is solence. But Croona is in
20938adestance. The ass of the O'Dwyer of Greyglens is abrowtobayse afeald
20939in his terroirs of the Potterton's forecoroners, the reeks around the
20940burleyhearthed. When visited by an indepondant reporter, "Mike"
20941Portlund, to burrow burning the latterman's Resterant so is called the
20942gortan in questure he mikes the fallowing for the Durban Gazette,
20943firstcoming issue. From a collispendent. Any were. Deemsday. Bosse of
20944Upper and Lower Byggotstrade, Ciwareke, may he live for river! The
20945Games funeral at Valleytemple. Saturnights pomps, exhabiting that
20946corricatore of a harss, revealled by Oscur Camerad. The last of Dutch
20947Schulds, perhumps. Pipe in Dream Cluse. Uncovers Pub History. The
20948Outrage, at Length. Affected Mob Follows in Religious Sullivence.
20949Rinvention of vestiges by which they drugged the buddhy. Moviefigure
20950on in scenic section. By Patathicus. And there, from out of the scuity,
20951misty Londan, along the canavan route, that is with the years gone, mild
20952beam of the wave his polar bearing, steerner among stars, trust touthena
20953and you tread true turf, comes the sorter, Mr Hurr Hansen, talking
20954alltheways in himself of his hopes to fall in among a merryfoule of
20955maidens happynghome from the dance, his knyckle allaready in his
20956knackskey fob, a passable compatriate proparly of the Grimstad galleon,
20957old pairs frieze, feed up to the noxer with their geese and peeas and oats
20958upon a trencher and the toyms he'd lust in Wooming but with that
20959smeoil like a grace of backoning over his egglips of the sunsoonshine.
20960Here's heering you in a guessmasque, latterman! And such an
20961improofment! As royt as the mail and as fat as a fuddle! Schoen! Shoan!
20962Shoon the Puzt! A penny for your thought abouts! Tay, tibby, tanny,
20963tummy, tasty, tosty, tay. Batch is for Baker who baxters our bread. O,
20964what an ovenly odour! Butter butter! Bring us this days our maily bag!
20965But receive me, my frensheets, from the emerald dark winterlong! For
20966diss is the doss for Eilder Downes and dass is it duss, as singen sengers,
20967what the hardworking straightwalking stoutstamping securelysealing
20968officials who trow to form our G.M.P.'s pass muster generally shay for
20969shee and sloo for slee when butting their headd to the pillow for a
20970nightshared nakeshift with the alter girl they tuck in for sweepsake.
20971Dutiful wealker for his hydes of march. Haves you the time. Hans
20972ahike? Heard you the crime, senny boy? The man was giddy on letties
20973on the dewry of the duary, be pursueded, whethered with entrenous,
20974midgreys, dagos, teatimes, shadows, nocturnes or samoans, if
20975wellstocked fillerouters plushfeverfraus with dopy chonks, and this, that
20976and the other pigskin or muffle kinkles, taking a pipe course or doing an
20977anguish, seen to his fleece in after his foull, when Dr Chart of Greet
20978Chorsles street he changed his backbone at a citting. He had not the
20979declaination, as what with the foos as whet with the fays, but so far as
20980hanging a goobes on the precedings, wherethen the lag allows, it mights
20981be anything after darks. Which the deers alones they sees and the
20982darkies they is snuffing of the wind up. Debbling. Greanteavvents!
20983Hyacinssies with heliotrollops! Not once fullvixen freakings and but
20984dubbledecoys! It is a lable iction on the porte of the cuthulic church and
20985summum most atole for it. Where is that blinketey blanketer, that
20986quound of a pealer, the sunt of a hunt whant foxes good men! Where or
20987he, our loved among many?
20988    But what does Coemghem, the fostard? Tyro a tora. The novened
20989iconostase of his blueygreyned vitroils but begins in feint to light his
20990legend. Let Phosphoron proclaim! Peechy peechy. Say he that saw him
20991that saw! Man shall sharp run do a get him. Ask no more, Jerry mine,
20992Roga's voice! No pice soorkabatcha. The bog which puckerooed the
20993posy. The vinebranch of Heremonheber on Bregia's plane where Teffia
20994lies is leaved invert and fructed proper but the cublic hatches endnot
20995open yet for hourly rincers' mess. Read Higgins, Cairns and Egen.
20996Malthus is yet lukked in close. Withun. How swathed thereanswer
20997alcove makes theirinn! Besoakers loiter on. And primilibatory solicates
20998of limon sodias will be absorbable. It is not even yet the engine of the
20999load with haled morries full of crates, you mattinmummur, for dombell
21000dumbs? Sure and 'tis not then. The greek Sideral Reulthway, as it
21001havvents, will soon be starting a smooth with its first single hastencraft.
21002Danny buzzers instead of the vialact coloured milk train on the fartykket
21003plan run with its endless gallaxion of rotatorattlers and the smooltroon
21004our elderens rememberem as the scream of the service, Strubry Bess.
21005Also the waggonwobblers are still yet everdue to precipitate after night's
21006combustion. Aspect, Shamus Rogua or! Taceate and! Hagiographice
21007canat Ecclesia. Which aubrey our first shall show. Inattendance who is
21008who is will play that's what's that to what's that, what.
21009
21010    Oyes! Oyeses! Oyesesyeses! The primace of the Gaulls,
21011protonotorious, I yam as I yam, mitrogenerand in the free state on the
21012air, is now aboil to blow a Gael warning. Inoperation Eyrlands Eyot,
21013Meganesia, Habitant and the onebut thousand insels, Western and
21014Osthern Approaches.
21015
21016    Of Kevin, of increate God the servant, of the Lord Creator a filial
21017fearer, who, given to the growing grass, took to the tall timber, slippery
21018dick the springy heeler, as we have seen, so we have heard, what we
21019have received, that we have transmitted, thus we shall hope, this we
21020shall pray till, in the search for love of knowledge through the
21021comprehension of the unity in altruism through stupefaction, it may
21022again how it may again, shearing aside the four wethers and passing
21023over the dainty daily dairy and dropping by the way the lapful of live
21024coals and smoothing out Nelly Nettle and her lad of mettle, full of
21025stings, fond of stones, friend of gnewgnawns bones and leaving all the
21026messy messy to look after our douche douche, the miracles, death and
21027life are these.
21028
21029    Yad. Procreated on the ultimate ysland of Yreland in the encyclical
21030yrish archipelago, come their feast of precreated holy whiteclad angels,
21031whomamong the christener of his, voluntarily poor Kevin, having been
21032graunted the praviloge of a priest's postcreated portable altare cum
21033balneo, when espousing the one true cross, invented and exalted, in
21034celibate matrimony at matin chime arose and westfrom went and came
21035in alb of cloth of gold to our own midmost Glendalough-le-vert by
21036archangelical guidance where amiddle of meeting waters of river Yssia
21037and Essia river on this one of eithers lone navigable lake piously Kevin,
21038lawding the triune trishagion, amidships of his conducible altar super
21039bath, rafted centripetally, diaconal servent of orders hibernian, midway
21040across the subject lake surface to its supreem epicentric lake Ysle,
21041whereof its lake is the ventrifugal principality, whereon by prime,
21042powerful in knowledge, Kevin came to where its centre is among the
21043circumfluent watercourses of Yshgafiena and Yshgafiuna, an enysled
21044lakelet yslanding a lacustrine yslet, whereupon with beached raft
21045subdiaconal   bath   propter altar,    with   oil   extremely   anointed,
21046accompanied by prayer, holy Kevin bided till the third morn hour but to
21047build a rubric penitential honeybeehivehut in whose enclosure to live in
21048fortitude, acolyte of cardinal virtues, whereof the arenary floor, most
21049holy Kevin excavated as deep as to the depth of a seventh part of one
21050full fathom, which excavated, venerable Kevin, anchorite, taking
21051counsel, proceded towards the lakeside of the ysletshore whereat seven
21052several times he, eastward genuflecting, in entire ubidience at sextnoon
21053collected gregorian water sevenfold and with ambrosian eucharistic joy
21054of heart as many times receded, carrying that privileged altar
21055unacumque bath, which severally seven times into the cavity excavated,
21056a lector of water levels, most venerable Kevin, then effused thereby
21057letting there be water where was theretofore dry land, by him so
21058concreated, who now, confirmed a strong and perfect christian, blessed
21059Kevin, exorcised his holy sister water, perpetually chaste, so that, well
21060understanding, she should fill to midheight his tubbathaltar, which
21061hanbathtub, most blessed Kevin, ninthly enthroned, in the concentric
21062centre of the translated water, whereamid, when violet vesper vailed,
21063Saint Kevin, Hydrophilos, having girded his sable cappa magna as high
21064as to his cherubical loins, at solemn compline sat in his sate of wisdom,
21065that handbathtub, whereverafter, recreated doctor insularis of the
21066universal church, keeper of the door of meditation, memory extempore
21067proposing and intellect formally considering, recluse, he meditated
21068continuously with seraphic ardour the primal sacrament of baptism or
21069the regeneration of all man by affusion of water. Yee.
21070
21071    Bisships, bevel to rock's rite! Sarver buoy, extinguish! Nuotabene.
21072The rare view from the three Benns under the bald heaven is on the
21073other end, askan your blixom on dimmen and blastun, something to
21074right hume about. They were erected in a purvious century, as a hen fine
21075coops and, if you know your Bristol and have trudged the trolly ways
21076and elventurns of that old cobbold city, you will sortofficially scribble a
21077mental Peny-Knox-Gore. Whether they were franklings by name also
21078has not been fully probed. Their design is a whosold word and the
21079charming details of light in dark are freshed from the feminiairity which
21080breathes content. O ferax cupla! Ah, fairypair! The first exploder to
21081make his ablations in these parks was indeed that lucky mortal which
21082the monster trial showed on its first day out. What will not arky paper,
21083anticidingly inked with penmark, push, per sample prof, kuvertly falted,
21084when style, stink and stigmataphoron are of one sum in the same
21085person? He comes out of the soil very well after all just where Old
21086Toffler is to come shuffling alongsoons Panniquanne starts showing of
21087her peequuliar talonts. Awaywrong wandler surking to a rightrare rute
21088for his plain utterrock sukes, appelled to by her fancy claddaghs. You
21089plied that pokar, gamesy, swell as aye did, while there were flickars to
21090the flores. He may be humpy, nay, he may be dumpy but there is always
21091something racey about, say, a sailor on a horse. As soon as we sale him
21092geen we gates a sprise! He brings up tofatufa and that is how we get to
21093Missas in Massas. The old Marino tale. We veriters verity notefew
21094demmed lustres priorly magistrite maximollient in ludubility learned.
21095Facst. Teak off that wise head! Great sinner, good sonner, is in effect
21096the motto of the MacCowell family. The gloved fist (skrimmhandsker)
21097was intraduced into their socerdatal tree before the fourth of the twelfth
21098and it is even a little odd all four horolodgeries still gonging restage
21099Jakob van der Bethel, smolking behing his pipe, with Essav of
21100Messagepostumia, lentling out his borrowed chafingdish, before
21101cymbaloosing the apostles at every hours of changeover. The first and
21102last rittlerattle of the anniverse; when is a nam nought a nam whenas it
21103is a. Watch! Heroes' Highway where our fleshers leave their bonings
21104and every bob and joan to fill the bumper fair. It is their segnall for old
21105Champelysied to seek the shades of his retirement and for young
21106Chappielassies to tear a round and tease their partners lovesoftfun at
21107Finnegan's Wake.
21108
21109    And it's high tigh tigh. Titley hi ti ti. That my dig pressed in your
21110dag si. Gnug of old Gnig. Ni, gnid mig brawly! I bag your burden. Mees
21111is thees knees. Thi is Mi. We have caught oneselves, Sveasmeas, in
21112somes incontigruity coumplegs of heoponhurrish marrage from whose I
21113most sublumbunate. A polog, my engl! Excutes. Om still so sovvy.
21114Whyle om till ti ti.
21115
21116    Ha!
21117
21118    Dayagreening gains in schlimninging. A summerwint springfalls,
21119abated. Hail, regn of durknass, snowly receassing, thund lightening
21120thund, into the dimbelowstard departamenty whitherout, soon hist, soon
21121mist, to the hothehill from the hollow, Solsking the Frist (attempted by
21122the admirable Captive Bunting and Loftonant-Cornel Blaire) will
21123processingly show up above Tumplen Bar whereupont he was much
21124jubilated by Boergemester "Dyk" ffogg of Isoles, now Eisold, looking
21125most plussed with (exhib 39) a clout capped sunbubble anaccanponied
21126from his bequined torse. Up.
21127
21128    Blanchardstown mewspeppers pleads coppyl. Gracest goodness,
21129heave mensy upponnus! Grand old Manbutton, give your bowlers a rest!
21130
21131    It is a mere mienerism of this vague of visibilities, mark you, as
21132accorded to by moisturologist of the Brehons Assorceration for the
21133advauncement of scayence because, my dear, mentioning of it under the
21134breath, as in pure (what bunkum!) essenesse, there have been disselving
21135forenenst you just the draeper, the two drawpers assisters and the three
21136droopers assessors confraternitisers. Who are, of course, Uncle Arth,
21137your two cozes from Niece and (kunject a bit now!) our own familiars,
21138Billyhealy, Ballyhooly and Bullyhowley, surprised in an indecorous
21139position by the Sigurd Sigerson Sphygmomanometer Society for
21140bledprusshers.
21141   Knightsmore. Haventyne?
21142
21143   Ha ha!
21144
21145   This Mister Ireland? And a live?
21146
21147   Ay, ay. Aye, aye, baas.
21148
21149   The cry of Stena chills the vitals of slumbring off the motther has
21150been pleased into the harms of old salaciters, meassurers soon and soon,
21151but the voice of Alina gladdens the cocklyhearted dreamerish for that
21152magic moning with its ching chang chap sugay kaow laow milkee
21153muchee bringing beckerbrose, the brew with the foochoor in it.
21154Sawyest? Nodt? Nyets, I dhink I sawn to remumb or sumbsuch. A kind
21155of a thinglike all traylogged then pubably it resymbles a pelvic or some
21156kvind then props an acutebacked quadrangle with aslant off ohahnthenth
21157a wenchyoumaycuddler, lying with her royalirish uppershoes among the
21158theeckleaves. Signs are on of a mere by token that wills still to be
21159becoming upon this there once a here was world. As the dayeleyves
21160unfolden them. In the wake of the blackshape, Nattenden Sorte; whenat,
21161hindled firth and hundled furth, the week of wakes is out and over; as a
21162wick weak woking from ennemberable Ashias unto fierce force fuming,
21163temtem tamtam, the Phoenican wakes.
21164
21165   Passing. One. We are passing. Two. From sleep we are passing.
21166Three. Into the wikeawades warld from sleep we are passing. Four.
21167Come, hours, be ours!
21168
21169   But still. Ah diar, ah diar! And stay.
21170    It was allso agreenable in our sinegear clutchless, touring the no
21171placelike no timelike absolent, mixing up pettyvaughan populose with
21172the magnumoore genstries, lloydhaired mersscenary blookers with
21173boydskinned pigttetails and goochlipped gwendolenes with duffyeyed
21174dolores; like so many unprobables in their poor suit of the improssable.
21175With Mata and after please with Matamaru and after please stop with
21176Matamaruluka and after stop do please with Matamarulukajoni.
21177
21178    And anotherum. Ah ess, dapple ass! He will be longing after the
21179Grogram Grays. And, Weisingchetaoli, he will levellaut ministel
21180Trampleasure be. Sheflower Rosina, younger Sheflower fruit Amaryllis,
21181youngest flowerfruityfrond Sallysill or Sillysall. And house with heaven
21182roof   occupanters    they    are   continuatingly    attraverse   of   its
21183milletestudinous windows, ricocoursing themselves, as staneglass on
21184stonegloss, inplayn unglish Wynn's Hotel. Brancherds at: Bullbeck,
21185Oldboof, Sassondale, Jorsey Uppygard, Mundelonde, Abbeytotte,
21186Bracqueytuitte with Hockeyvilla, Fockeyvilla, Hillewille and Wallhall.
21187Hoojahoo managers the thingaviking. Obning shotly. When the
21188messanger of the risen sun, (see other oriel) shall give to every seeable a
21189hue and to every hearable a cry and to each spectacle his spot and to
21190each happening her houram. The while we, we are waiting, we are
21191waiting for. Hymn.
21192
21193    Muta: Quodestnunc fumusiste volhvuns ex Domoyno?
21194
21195    Juva: It is Old Head of Kettle puffing off the top of the mornin.
21196    Muta: He odda be thorly well ashamed of himself for smoking
21197before the high host.
21198
21199    Juva: Dies is Dorminus master and commandant illy tonobrass.
21200
21201    Muta: Diminussed aster! An I could peecieve amonkst the
21202gatherings who ever they wolk in process?
21203
21204    Juva: Khubadah! It is the Chrystanthemlander with his porters of
21205bonzos, pompommy plonkyplonk, the ghariwallahs, moveyovering the
21206cabrattlefield of slaine.
21207
21208    Muta: Pongo da Banza! An I would uscertain in druidful scatterings
21209one piece tall chap he stand one piece same place?
21210
21211    Juva: Bulkily: and he is fundementially theosophagusted over the
21212whorse proceedings.
21213
21214    Muta: Petrificationibus! O horild haraflare! Who his dickhuns now
21215rearrexes from undernearth the memorialorum?
21216
21217    Juva: Beleave filmly, beleave! Fing Fing! King King!
21218
21219    Muta: Ulloverum? Fulgitudo ejus Rhedonum teneat!
21220
21221    Juva: Rolantlossly! Till the tipp of his ziff. And the ubideintia of the
21222savium is our ervics fenicitas.
21223
21224    Muta: Why soly smiles the supremest with such for a leary on his
21225rugular lips?
21226
21227    Juva: Bitchorbotchum! Eebrydime! He has help his crewn on the
21228burkeley buy but he has holf his crown on the Eurasian Generalissimo.
21229    Muta: Skulkasloot! The twyly velleid is thus then paridicynical?
21230
21231    Juva: Ut vivat volumen sic pereat pouradosus!
21232
21233    Muta: Haven money on stablecert?
21234
21235    Juva: Tempt to wom Outsider!
21236
21237    Muta: Suc? He quoffs. Wutt?
21238
21239    Juva: Sec! Wartar wartar! Wett.
21240
21241    Muta: Ad Piabelle et Purabelle?
21242
21243    Juva: At Winne, Woermann og Sengs.
21244
21245    Muta: So that when we shall have acquired unification we shall pass
21246on to diversity and when we shall have passed on to diversity we shall
21247have acquired the instinct of combat and when we shall have acquired
21248the instinct of combat we shall pass back to the spirit of appeasement?
21249
21250    Juva: By the light of the bright reason which daysends to us from
21251the high.
21252
21253    Muta: May I borrow that hordwanderbaffle from you, old
21254rubberskin?
21255
21256    Juva: Here it is and I hope it's your wormingpen, Erinmonker!
21257
21258    Shoot.
21259
21260    Rhythm and Colour at Park Mooting. Peredos Last in the Grand
21261Natural. Velivision victor. Dubs newstage oldtime turftussle, recalling
21262Winny Willy Widger. Two draws. Heliotrope leads from Harem. Three
21263ties. Jockey the Ropper jerks Jake the Rape. Paddrock and bookley chat.
21264    And here are the details.
21265
21266    Tunc. Bymeby, bullocky vampas tappany bobs topside joss pidgin
21267fella Balkelly, archdruid of islish chinchinjoss in the his heptachromatic
21268sevenhued septicoloured roranyellgreenlindigan mantle finish he show
21269along the his mister guest Patholic with alb belongahim the whose
21270throat hum with of sametime all the his cassock groaner fellas of
21271greysfriaryfamily he fast all time what time all him monkafellas with
21272Same Patholic, quoniam, speeching, yeh not speeching noh man liberty
21273is, he drink up words, scilicet, tomorrow till recover will not, all too
21274many much illusiones through photoprismic velamina of hueful
21275panepiphanal world spectacurum of Lord Joss, the of which zoantholitic
21276furniture, from mineral through vegetal to animal, not appear to full up
21277together fallen man than under but one photoreflection of the several
21278iridals gradationes of solar light, that one which that part of it (furnit of
21279heupanepi world) had shown itself (part of fur of huepanwor) unable to
21280absorbere, whereas for numpa one puraduxed seer in seventh degree of
21281wisdom of Entis-Onton he savvy inside true inwardness of reality, the
21282Ding hvad in idself id est, all objects (of panepiwor) allside showed
21283themselves in trues coloribus resplendent with sextuple gloria of light
21284actually retained, untisintus, inside them (obs of epiwo). Rumnant
21285Patholic, stareotypopticus, no catch all that preachybook, utpiam,
21286tomorrow      recover   thing   even   is   not,   bymeby     vampsybobsy
21287tappanasbullocks topside joss pidginfella Bilkilly-Belkelly say patfella,
21288ontesantes,     twotime      hemhaltshealing,      with     other     words
21289verbigratiagrading from murmurulentous till stridulocelerious in a
21290hunghoranghoangoly tsinglontseng while his comprehendurient, with
21291diminishing claractinism, augumentationed himself in caloripeia to
21292vision so throughsighty, you anxioust melancholic, High Thats Hight
21293Uberking Leary his fiery grassbelonghead all show colour of
21294sorrelwood herbgreen, again, niggerblonker, of the his essixcoloured
21295holmgrewnworsteds costume the his fellow saffron pettikilt look same
21296hue of boiled spinasses, other thing, voluntary mutismuser, he not
21297compyhandy the his golden twobreasttorc look justsamelike curlicabbis,
21298moreafter, to pace negativisticists, verdant readyrainroof belongahim
21299Exuber High Ober King Leary very dead, what he wish to say, spit of
21300superexuberabundancy plenty laurel leaves, after that commander
21301bulopent eyes of Most Highest Ardreetsar King same thing like thyme
21302choppy upon parsley, alongsidethat, if pleasesir, nos displace tauttung,
21303sowlofabishospastored, enamel Indian gem in maledictive fingerfondler
21304of High High Siresultan Emperor all same like one fellow olive lentil,
21305onthelongsidethat, by undesendas, kirikirikiring, violaceous warwon
21306contusiones of facebuts of Highup Big Cockywocky Sublissimime
21307Autocrat, for that with pure hueglut intensely saturated one, tinged
21308uniformly, allaroundside upinandoutdown, very like you seecut
21309chowchow of plentymuch sennacassia Hump cumps Ebblybally!
21310Sukkot?
21311
21312   Punc. Bigseer, refrects the petty padre, whackling it out, a tumble to
21313take, tripeness to call thing and to call if say is good while, you pore
21314shiroskuro blackinwhitepaddynger, by thiswis aposterioprismically
21315apatstrophied   and    paralogically   periparolysed,    celestial   from
21316principalest of Iro's Irismans ruinboon pot before, (for beingtime
21317monkblinkers timeblinged completamentarily murkblankered in their
21318neutrolysis between the possible viriditude of the sager and the probable
21319eruberuption of the saint), as My tappropinquish to Me wipenmeselps
21320gnosegates a handcaughtscheaf of synthetic shammyrag to hims hers,
21321seemingsuch four three two agreement cause heart to be might, saving
21322to Balenoarch (he kneeleths), to Great Balenoarch (he kneeleths down)
21323to Greatest Great Balenoarch (he kneeleths down quitesomely), the
21324sound sense sympol in a weedwayedwold of the firethere the sun in his
21325halo cast. Onmen.
21326
21327    That was thing, bygotter, the thing, boagcotton, the very thing,
21328begad! Even to uptoputty Bilkilly-Belkelly-Balkally. Who was for
21329shouting down the shatton on the lamp of Jeeshees. Sweating on to
21330stonker and throw his seven. As he shuck his thumping fore features apt
21331the hoyhop of His Ards.
21332
21333    Thud.
21334
21335    Good safe firelamp! hailed the heliots. Goldselforelump! Halled
21336they. Awed. Where thereon the skyfold high, trampatrampatramp. Adie.
21337Per ye comdoom doominoom noonstroom. Yeasome priestomes.
21338Fullyhum toowhoom.
21339
21340    Taawhaar?
21341
21342    Sants and sogs, cabs and cobs, kings and karls, tentes and taunts.
21343    'Tis gone infarover. So fore now, dayleash. Pour deday. To
21344trancefixureashone.    Feist   of   Taborneccles,   scenopegia,    come!
21345Shamwork, be in our scheining! And let every crisscouple be so
21346crosscomplimentary, little eggons, youlk and meelk, in a farbiger
21347pancosmos. With a hottyhammyum all round. Gudstruce!
21348
21349    Yet is no body present here which was not there before. Only is
21350order othered. Nought is nulled. Fuitfiat!
21351
21352    Lo, the laud of laurens now orielising benedictively when saint and
21353sage have said their say.
21354
21355    A spathe of calyptrous glume involucrumines the perinanthean
21356Amenta: fungoalgaceous muscafilicial graminopalmular planteon; of
21357increasing,    livivorous,     feelful   thinkamalinks;     luxuriotiating
21358everywhencewithersoever among skullhullows and charnelcysts of a
21359weedwastewoldwevild when Ralph the Retriever ranges to jawrode his
21360knuts knuckles and her theas thighs; onegugulp down of the nauseous
21361forere brarkfarsts oboboomaround and you're as paint and spickspan as
21362a rainbow; wreathe the bowl to rid the bowel; no runcure, no rank heat,
21363sir; amess in amullium; chlorid cup.
21364
21365    Health, chalce, endnessnessessity! Arrive, likkypuggers, in a poke!
21366The folgor of the frightfools is olympically optimominous; there is
21367bound to be a lovleg day for mirrages in the open; Murnane and Aveling
21368are undertoken to berry that ortchert: provided that. You got to make
21369good that breachsuit, seamer. You going to haulm port houlm,
21370toilermaster. You yet must get up to kill (nonparticular). You still stand
21371by and do as hit (private). While for yous, Jasminia Aruna and all your
21372likers, affinitatively must it be by you elected if Monogynes his is or
21373hers Diander, the tubous, limbersome and nectarial. Owned or
21374grazeheifer, ethel or bonding. Mopsus or Gracchus, all your horodities
21375will      incessantlament    be    coming     back    from    the      Annone
21376Wishwashwhose, Ormepierre Lodge, Doone of the Drumes, blanches
21377bountifully and nightsend made up, every article lathering leaving
21378several rinsings so as each rinse results with a dapperent rolle, cuffs for
21379meek and chokers for sheek and a kink in the pacts for namby. Forbeer,
21380forbear! For nought that is has bane. In mournenslaund. Themes have
21381thimes and habit reburns. To flame in you. Ardor vigor forders order.
21382Since ancient was our living is in possible to be. Delivered as. Caffirs
21383and culls and onceagain overalls, the fittest surviva lives that blued, iorn
21384and      storridge   can    make   them.    Whichus    all   claims.    Clean.
21385Whenastcleeps. Close. And the mannormillor clipperclappers. Noxt.
21386Doze.
21387
21388       Fennsense, finnsonse, aworn! Tuck upp those wide shorts. The pink
21389of the busket for sheer give. Peeps. Stand up to hard ware and step into
21390style. If you soil may, puett, guett me prives. For newmanmaun set a
21391marge to the merge of unnotions. Innition wons agame.
21392
21393       What has gone? How it ends?
21394
21395       Begin to forget it. It will remember itself from every sides, with all
21396gestures, in each our word. Today's truth, tomorrow's trend.
21397
21398       Forget, remember!
21399    Have we cherished expectations? Are we for liberty of
21400perusiveness? Whyafter what forewhere? A plainplanned liffeyism
21401assemblements Eblania's conglomerate horde. By dim delty Deva.
21402
21403    Forget!
21404
21405    Our wholemole millwheeling vicociclometer, a tetradomational
21406gazebocroticon (the "Mamma Lujah" known to every schoolboy
21407scandaller,   be   he   Matty,    Marky,    Lukey     or   John-aDonk),
21408autokinatonetically preprovided with a clappercoupling smeltingworks
21409exprogressive process, (for the farmer, his son and their homely codes,
21410known as eggburst, eggblend, eggburial and hatch-as-hatch can)
21411receives through a portal vein the dialytically separated elements of
21412precedent decomposition for the verypetpurpose of subsequent
21413recombination so that the heroticisms, catastrophes and eccentricities
21414transmitted by the ancient legacy of the past; type by tope, letter from
21415litter, word at ward, with sendence of sundance, since the days of
21416Plooney and Columcellas when Giacinta, Pervenche and Margaret
21417swayed over the all-too-ghoulish and illyrical and innumantic in our
21418mutter nation, all, anastomosically assimilated and preteridentified
21419paraidiotically, in fact, the sameold gamebold adomic structure of our
21420Finnius the old One, as highly charged with electrons as hophazards can
21421effective it, may be there for you, Cockalooralooraloomenos, when cup,
21422platter and pot come piping hot, as sure as herself pits hen to paper and
21423there's scribings scrawled on eggs.
21424
21425    Of cause, so! And in effect, as?
21426    Dear. And we go on to Dirtdump. Reverend. May we add majesty?
21427Well, we have frankly enjoyed more than anything these secret
21428workings of natures (thanks ever for it, we humbly pray) and, well, was
21429really so denighted of this lights time. Mucksrats which bring up about
21430uhrweckers they will come to know good. Yon clouds will soon
21431disappear looking forwards at a fine day. The honourable Master
21432Sarmon they should be first born like he was with a twohangled warpon
21433and it was between Williamstown and the Mairrion Ailesbury on the top
21434of the longcar, as merrily we rolled along, we think of him looking at us
21435yet as if to pass away in a cloud. When he woke up in a sweat besidus it
21436was to pardon him, goldylocks, me having an airth, but he daydreamsed
21437we had a lovelyt face for a pulltomine. Back we were by the jerk of a
21438beamstark, backed in paladays last, on the brinks of the wobblish, the
21439man what never put a dramn in the swags but milk from a national
21440cowse. That was the prick of the spindle to me that gave me the keys to
21441dreamland. Sneakers in the grass, keep off! If we were to tick off all that
21442cafflers head, whisperers for his accomodation, the me craws, namely,
21443and their bacon what harmed butter! It's margarseen oil. Thinthin
21444thinthin. Stringstly is it forbidden by the honorary tenth commendmant
21445to shall not bare full sweetness against a nighboor's wiles. What those
21446slimes up the cavern door around you, keenin, (the lies is coming out on
21447them frecklefully) had the shames to suggest can we ever? Never! So
21448may the low forget him their trespasses against Molloyd O'Reilly, that
21449hugglebeddy fann, now about to get up, the hartiest that Coolock ever!
21450A nought in nought Eirinishmhan, called Ervigsen by his first mate.
21451May all similar douters of our oldhame story have that fancied
21452widming! For a pipe of twist or a slug of Hibernia metal we could let
21453out and, by jings, someone would make a carpus of somebody with the
21454greatest of pleasure by private shootings. And in contravention to the
21455constancy of chemical combinations not enough of all the slatters of
21456him left for Peeter the Picker to make their threi sevelty filfths of a man
21457out of. Good wheat! How delitious for the three Sulvans of Dulkey and
21458what a sellpriceget the two Peris of Monacheena! Sugars of lead for the
21459chloras ashpots! Peace! He possessing from a child of highest valency
21460for our privileged beholdings ever complete hairy of chest, hamps and
21461eyebags in pursuance to salesladies' affectionate company. His real
21462devotes. Wriggling reptiles, take notice! Whereas we exgust all such
21463sprinkling snigs. They are pestituting the whole time never with
21464standing we simply agree upon the committee of amusance! Or could
21465above bring under same notice for it to be able to be seen.
21466
21467    About that coerogenal hun and his knowing the size of an eggcup.
21468First he was a skulksman at one time and then Cloon's fired him through
21469guff. Be sage about sausages! Stuttutistics shows with he's heacups of
21470teatables the oldfirm's fatspitters are most eatenly appreciated by
21471metropolonians. While we should like to drag attentions to our
21472Wolkmans Cumsensation Act. The magnets of our midst being foisted
21473upon by a plethorace of parachutes. Did speece permit the bad example
21474of setting before the military to the best of our belief in the earliest wish
21475of the one in mind was the mitigation of the king's evils. And how he
21476staired up the step after it's the power of the gait. His giantstand of
21477manunknown. No brad wishy washy wathy wanted neither! Once you
21478are balladproof you are unperceable to haily, icy and missilethroes.
21479Order now before we reach Ruggers' Rush! As we now must close
21480hoping to Saint Laurans all in the best. Moral. Mrs Stores Humphreys:
21481So you are expecting trouble, Pondups, from the domestic service
21482questioned? Mr Stores Humphreys: Just as there is a good in even,
21483Levia, my cheek is a compleet bleenk. Plumb. Meaning: one two four.
21484Finckers. Up the hind hose of hizzars. Whereapon our best again to a
21485hundred and eleven ploose one thousand and one other blessings will
21486now concloose thoose epoostles to your great kindest, well, for all at
21487trouble to took. We are all at home in old Fintona, thank Danis, for
21488ourselfsake, that direst of housebonds, whool wheel be true unto
21489lovesend so long as we has a pockle full of brass. Impossible to
21490remember persons in improbable to forget position places. Who would
21491pellow his head off to conjure up a, well, particularly mean stinker like
21492funn make called Foon MacCrawl brothers, mystery man of the pork
21493martyrs? Force in giddersh! Tomothy and Lorcan, the bucket Toolers,
21494both are Timsons now they've changed their characticuls during their
21495blackout. Conan Boyles will pudge the daylives out through him, if they
21496are correctly informed. Music, me ouldstrow, please! We'll have a brand
21497rehearsal. Fing! One must simply laugh. Fing him aging! Good licks!
21498Well, this ought to weke him to make up. He'll want all his fury
21499gutmurdherers to redress him. Gilly in the gap. The big bad old sprowly
21500all uttering foon! Has now stuffed last podding. His fooneral will sneak
21501pleace by creeps o'clock toosday. Kingen will commen. Allso brewbeer.
21502Pens picture at Manchem House Horsegardens shown in Morning post
21503as from Boston transcripped. Femelles will be preadaminant as from
21504twentyeight to twelve. To hear that lovelade parson, of case, of a bawl
21505gentlemale, pour forther moracles. Don't forget! The grand fooneral will
21506now shortly occur. Remember. The remains must be removed before
21507eaght hours shorp. With earnestly conceived hopes. So help us to
21508witness to this day to hand in sleep. From of Mayasdaysed most
21509duteoused.
21510
21511    Well, here's lettering you erronymously anent other clerical fands
21512allieged herewith. I wisht I wast be that dumb tyke and he'd wish it was
21513me yonther heel. How about it? The sweetest song in the world! Our
21514shape as a juvenile being much admired from the first with native
21515copper locks. Referring to the Married Woman's Improperty Act a
21516correspondent paints out that the Swees Aubumn vogue is hanging
21517down straith fitting to her innocenth eyes. O, felicious coolpose! If all
21518the MacCrawls would only handle virgils like Armsworks, Limited!
21519That's handsel for gertles! Never mind Micklemans! Chat us instead!
21520The cad with the pope's wife, Lily Kinsella, who became the wife of Mr
21521Sneakers for her good name in the hands of the kissing solicitor, will
21522now engage in attentions. Just a prinche for tonight! Pale bellies our
21523mild cure, back and streaky ninepace. The thicks off Bully's Acre was
21524got up by Sully. The Boot lane brigade. And she had a certain medicine
21525brought her in a licenced victualler's bottle. Shame! Thrice shame! We
21526are advised the waxy is at the present in the Sweeps hospital and that he
21527may never come out! Only look through your leatherbox one day with
21528P.C.Q. about 4.32 or at 8 and 22.5 with the quart of scissions masters
21529and clerk and the bevyhum of Marie Reparatrices for a good allround
21530sympowdhericks purge, full view, to be surprised to see under the grand
21531piano Lily on the sofa (and a lady!) pulling a low and then he'd begin to
21532jump a little bit to find out what goes on when love walks in besides the
21533solicitous bussness by kissing and looking into a mirror.
21534
21535    That we were treated not very grand when the police and everybody
21536is all bowing to us when we go out in all directions on Wanterlond Road
21537with my cubarola glide? And, personably speaking, they can make their
21538beaux to my alce, as Hillary Allen sang to the opennine knighters. Item,
21539we never were chained to a chair, and, bitem, no widower whother
21540soever followed us about with a fork on Yankskilling Day. Meet a great
21541civilian (proud lives to him!) who is gentle as a mushroom and a very
21542affectable when he always sits forenenst us for his wet while to all
21543whom it may concern Sully is a thug from all he drunk though he is a
21544rattling fine bootmaker in his profession. Would we were herearther to
21545lodge our complaint on sergeant Laraseny in consequence of which in
21546such steps taken his health would be constably broken into potter's
21547pance which would be the change of his life by a Nollwelshian which
21548has been oxbelled out of crispianity.
21549
21550    Well, our talks are coming to be resumed by more polite
21551conversation with a huntered persent human over the natural bestness of
21552pleisure after his good few mugs of humbedumb and shag. While for
21553whoever likes that urogynal pan of cakes one apiece it is thanks,
21554beloved, to Adam, our former first Finnlatter and our grocerest
21555churcher, as per Grippiths' varuations, for his beautiful crossmess
21556parzel.
21557
21558    Well, we simply like their demb cheeks, the Rathgarries, wagging
21559here about around the rhythms in me amphybed and he being as
21560bothered that he pausably could by the fallth of hampty damp. Certified
21561reformed peoples, we may add to this stage, are proptably saying to
21562quite agreeable deef. Here gives your answer, pigs and scuts! Hence
21563we've lived in two worlds. He is another he what stays under the himp
21564of holth. The herewaker of our hamefame is his real namesame who will
21565get himself up and erect, confident and heroic when but, young as of
21566old, for my daily comfreshenall, a wee one woos.
21567
21568    Alma Luvia, Pollabella.
21569
21570    P.S. Soldier Rollo's sweetheart. And she's about fetted up now with
21571nonsery reams. And rigs out in regal rooms with the ritzies. Rags!
21572Worns out. But she's still her deckhuman amber too.
21573
21574    Soft morning, city! Lsp! I am leafy speafing. Lpf! Folty and folty all
21575the nights have falled on to long my hair. Not a sound, falling. Lispn!
21576No wind no word. Only a leaf, just a leaf and then leaves. The woods
21577are fond always. As were we their babes in. And robins in crews so. It is
21578for me goolden wending. Unless? Away! Rise up, man of the hooths,
21579you have slept so long! Or is it only so mesleems? On your pondered
21580palm. Reclined from cape to pede. With pipe on bowl. Terce for a
21581fiddler, sixt for makmerriers, none for a Cole. Rise up now and aruse!
21582Norvena's over. I am leafy, your goolden, so you called me, may me
21583life, yea your goolden, silve me solve, exsogerraider! You did so drool.
21584I was so sharm. But there's a great poet in you too. Stout Stokes would
21585take you offly. So has he as bored me to slump. But am good and rested.
21586Taks to you, toddy, tan ye! Yawhawaw. Helpunto min, helpas vin. Here
21587is your shirt, the day one, come back. The stock, your collar. Also your
21588double brogues. A comforter as well. And here your iverol and
21589everthelest your umbr. And stand up tall! Straight. I want to see you
21590looking fine for me. With your brandnew big green belt and all.
21591Blooming in the very lotust and second to nill, Budd! When you're in
21592the buckly shuit Rosensharonals near did for you. Fiftyseven and three,
21593cosh, with the bulge. Proudpurse Alby with his pooraroon Eireen,
21594they'll. Pride, comfytousness, enevy! You make me think of a
21595wonderdecker I once. Or somebalt thet sailder, the man megallant, with
21596the bangled ears. Or an earl was he, at Lucan? Or, no, it's the Iren duke's
21597I mean. Or somebrey erse from the Dark Countries. Come and let us!
21598We always said we'd. And go abroad. Rathgreany way perhaps. The
21599childher are still fast. There is no school today. Them boys is so
21600contrairy. The Head does be worrying himself. Heel trouble and heal
21601travel. Galliver and Gellover. Unless they changes by mistake. I seen
21602the likes in the twinngling of an aye. Som. So oft. Sim. Time after time.
21603The sehm asnuh. Two bredder as doffered as nors in soun. When one of
21604him sighs or one of him cries 'tis you all over. No peace at all. Maybe
21605it's those two old crony aunts held them out to the water front. Queer
21606Mrs Quickenough and odd Miss Doddpebble. And when them two has
21607had a good few there isn't much more dirty clothes to publish. From the
21608Laundersdale Minssions. One chap googling the holyboy's thingabib
21609and this lad wetting his widdle. You were pleased as Punch, recitating
21610war exploits and pearse orations to them jackeen gapers. But that night
21611after, all you were wanton! Bidding me do this and that and the other.
21612And blowing off to me, hugly Judsys, what wouldn't you give to have a
21613girl! Your wish was mewill. And, lo, out of a sky! The way I too. But
21614her, you wait. Eager to choose is left to her shade. If she had only more
21615matcher's wit. Findlings makes runaways, runaways a stray. She's as
21616merry as the gricks still. 'Twould be sore should ledden sorrow. I'll wait.
21617And I'll wait. And then if all goes. What will be is. Is is. But let them.
21618Slops hospodch and the slusky slut too. He's for thee what she's for me.
21619Dogging you round cove and haven and teaching me the perts of speech.
21620If you spun your yarns to him on the swishbarque waves I was spelling
21621my yearns to her over cottage cake. We'll not disturb their sleeping
21622duties. Let besoms be bosuns. It's Phoenix, dear. And the flame is, hear!
21623Let's our joornee saintomichael make it. Since the lausafire has lost and
21624the book of the depth is. Closed. Come! Step out of your shell! Hold up
21625you free fing! Yes. We've light enough. I won't take our laddy's
21626lampern. For them four old windbags of Gustsofairy to be blowing at.
21627Nor you your rucksunck. To bring all the dannymans out after you on
21628the hike. Send Arctur guiddus! Isma! Sft! It is the softest morning that
21629ever I can ever remember me. But she won't rain showerly, our Ilma.
21630Yet. Until it's the time. And me and you have made our. The sons of
21631bursters won in the games. Still I'll take me owld Finvara for my
21632shawlders. The trout will be so fine at brookfisht. With a taste of roly
21633polony from Blugpuddels after. To bring out the tang of the tay. Is't you
21634fain for a roost brood? Oaxmealturn, all out of the woolpalls! And then
21635all the chippy young cuppinjars cluttering round us, clottering for their
21636creams. Crying, me, grownup sister! Are me not truly? Lst! Only but,
21637theres a but, you must buy me a fine new girdle too, nolly. When next
21638you go to Market Norwall. They're all saying I need it since the one
21639from Isaacsen's slooped its line. Mrknrk? Fy arthou! Come! Give me
21640your great bearspaw, padder avilky, fol a miny tiny. Dola.
21641Mineninecyhandsy, in the languo of flows. That's Jorgen Jargonsen. But
21642you understood, nodst? I always know by your brights and shades.
21643Reach down. A lil mo. So. Draw back your glave. Hot and hairy, hugon,
21644is your hand! Here's where the falskin begins. Smoos as an infams. One
21645time you told you'd been burnt in ice. And one time it was chemicalled
21646after you taking a lifeness. Maybe that's why you hold your hodd as if.
21647And people thinks you missed the scaffold. Of fell design. I'll close me
21648eyes. So not to see. Or see only a youth in his florizel, a boy in
21649innocence, peeling a twig, a child beside a weenywhite steed. The child
21650we all love to place our hope in for ever. All men has done something.
21651Be the time they've come to the weight of old fletch. We'll lave it. So.
21652We will take our walk before in the timpul they ring the earthly bells. In
21653the church by the hearseyard. Pax Goodmens will. Or the birds start
21654their treestirm shindy. Look, there are yours off, high on high! And
21655cooshes, sweet good luck they're cawing you, Coole! You see, they're as
21656white as the riven snae. For us. Next peaters poll you will be elicted or
21657I'm not your elicitous bribe. The Kinsella woman's man will never
21658reduce    me.    A    MacGarath      O'Cullagh     O'Muirk     MacFewney
21659sookadoodling and sweepacheeping round the lodge of Fjorn na Galla
21660of the Trumpets! It's like potting the po to shambe on the dresser or
21661tamming Uncle Tim's Caubeen on to the brows of a Viker Eagle. Not
21662such big strides, huddy foddy! You'll crush me antilopes I saved so long
21663for. They're Penisole's. And the two goodiest shoeshoes. It is hardly a
21664Knut's mile or seven, possumbotts. It is very good for the health of a
21665morning. With Buahbuah. A gentle motion all around. As leisure paces.
21666And the helpyourselftoastrool cure's easy. It seems so long since, ages
21667since. As if you had been long far away. Afartodays, afeartonights, and
21668me as with you in thadark. You will tell me some time if I can believe
21669its all. You know where I am bringing you? You remember? When I ran
21670berrying after hucks and haws. With you drawing out great aims to
21671hazel me from the hummock with your sling. Our cries. I could lead you
21672there and I still by you in bed. Les go dutc to Danegreven, nos? Not a
21673soul but ourselves. Time? We have loads on our hangs. Till Gilligan and
21674Halligan call again to hooligan. And the rest of the guns. Sullygan eight,
21675from left to right. Olobobo, ye foxy theagues! The moskors thought to
21676ball you out. Or the Wald Unicorns Master, Bugley Captain, from the
21677Naul, drawls up by the door with the Honourable Whilp and the
21678Reverend Poynter and the two Lady Pagets of Tallyhaugh, Ballyhuntus,
21679in their riddletight raiding hats for to lift a hereshealth to their robost,
21680the Stag, evers the Carlton hart. And you needn't host out with your
21681duck and your duty, capapole, while they reach him the glass he never
21682starts to finish. Clap this wis on your poll and stick this in your ear,
21683wiggly! Beauties don't answer and the rich never pays. If you were the
21684enlarged they'd hue in cry you, Heathtown, Harbourstown, Snowtown,
21685Four Knocks, Flemingtown, Bodingtown to the Ford of Fyne on Delvin.
21686How they housed to house you after the Platonic garlens! And all
21687because, loosed in her reflexes, she seem she seen Ericoricori coricome
21688huntsome with his three poach dogs aleashing him. But you came safe
21689through. Enough of that horner corner! And old mutthergoosip! We
21690might call on the Old Lord, what do you say? There's something tells
21691me. He is a fine sport. Like the score and a moighty went before him.
21692And a proper old promnentory. His door always open. For a newera's
21693day. Much as your own is. You invoiced him last Eatster so he ought to
21694give us hockockles and everything. Remember to take off your white
21695hat, ech? When we come in the presence. And say hoothoothoo,
21696ithmuthisthy! His is house of laws. And I'll drop my graciast kertssey
21697too. If the Ming Tung no go bo to me homage me hamage kow bow tow
21698to the Mong Tang. Ceremonialness to stand lowest place be! Saying:
21699What'll you take to link to light a pike on porpoise, plaise? He might
21700knight you an Armor elsor daub you the first cheap magyerstrape.
21701Remember Bomthomanew vim vam vom Hungerig. Hoteform, chain
21702and epolettes, botherbumbose. And I'll be your aural eyeness. But we
21703vain. Plain fancies. It's in the castles air. My currant bread's full of
21704sillymottocraft. Aloof is anoof. We can take or leave. He's reading his
21705ruffs. You'll know our way from there surely. Flura's way. Where once
21706we led so many car couples have follied since. Clatchka! Giving
21707Shaughnessy's    mare     the   hillymount    of   her   life.   With   her
21708strulldeburgghers! Hnmn hnmn! The rollcky road adondering. We can
21709sit us down on the heathery benn, me on you, in quolm unconsciounce.
21710To scand the arising. Out from Drumleek. It was there Evora told me I
21711had best. If I ever. When the moon of mourning is set and gone. Over
21712Glinaduna. Lonu nula. Ourselves, oursouls alone. At the site of
21713salvocean. And watch would the letter you're wanting be coming may
21714be. And cast ashore. That I prays for be mains of me draims. Scratching
21715it and patching at with a prompt from a primer. And what scrips of
21716nutsnolleges I pecked up me meself. Every letter is a hard but yours sure
21717is the hardest crux ever. Hack an axe, hook an oxe, hath an an, heth hith
21718ences. But once done, dealt and delivered, tattat, you're on the map.
21719Rased on traumscrapt from Maston, Boss. After rounding his world of
21720ancient days. Carried in a caddy or screwed and corked. On his
21721mugisstosst surface. With a bob, bob, bottledby. Blob. When the waves
21722give up yours the soil may for me. Sometime then, somewhere there, I
21723wrote me hopes and buried the page when I heard Thy voice, ruddery
21724dunner, so loud that none but, and left it to lie till a kissmiss coming. So
21725content me now. Lss. Unbuild and be buildn our bankaloan cottage
21726there and we'll cohabit respectable. The Gowans, ser, for Medem, me.
21727With acute bubel runtoer for to pippup and gopeep where the sterres be.
21728Just to see would we hear how Jove and the peers talk. Amid the
21729soleness. Tilltop, bigmaster! Scale the summit! You're not so giddy any
21730more. All your graundplotting and the little it brought! Humps, when
21731you hised us and dumps, when you doused us! But sarra one of me cares
21732a brambling ram, pomp porteryark! On limpidy marge I've made me
21733hoom. Park and a pub for me. Only don't start your stunts of Donachie's
21734yeards agoad again. I could guessp to her name who tuckt you that one,
21735tufnut! Bold bet backwords. For the loves of sinfintins! Before the
21736naked universe. And the bailby pleasemarm rincing his eye! One of
21737these fine days, lewdy culler, you must redoform again. Blessed shield
21738Martin! Softly so. I am so exquisitely pleased about the loveleavest
21739dress I have. You will always call me Leafiest, won't you, dowling?
21740Wordherfhull Ohldhbhoy! And you won't urbjunk to me parafume, oiled
21741of kolooney, with a spot of marashy. Sm! It's Alpine Smile from
21742Yesthers late Yhesters. I'm in everywince nasturtls. Even in Houlth's
21743nose. Medeurscodeignus! Astale of astoun. Grand owld marauder! If I
21744knew who you are! When that hark from the air said it was Captain
21745Finsen makes cumhulments and was mayit pressing for his suit I said
21746are you there here's nobody here only me. But I near fell off the pile of
21747samples. As if your tinger winged ting to me hear. Is that right what
21748your brothermilk in Bray bes telling the district you were bragged up by
21749Brostal because your parents would be always tumbling into his
21750foulplace and losing her pentacosts after drinking their pledges?
21751Howsomendeavour, you done me fine! The only man was ever known
21752could eat the crushts of lobsters. Our native night when you twicetook
21753me for some Marienne Sherry and then your Jermyn cousin who signs
21754hers with exes and the beardwig I found in your Clarksome bag.
21755Pharaops you'll play you're the king of Aeships. You certainly make the
21756most royal of noises. I will tell you all sorts of makeup things,
21757strangerous. And show you to every simple storyplace we pass.
21758Cadmillersfolly, Bellevenue, Wellcrom, Quid Superabit, villities
21759valleties. Change the plates for the next course of murphies!
21760Spendlove's still there and the canon going strong and so is Claffey's
21761habits endurtaking and our parish pomp's a great warrent. But you'll
21762have to ask that same four that named them is always snugging in your
21763barsalooner, saying they're the best relicts of Conal O'Daniel and
21764writing Finglas since the Flood. That'll be some kingly work in
21765progress. But it's by this route he'll come some morrow. And I can
21766signal you all flint and fern are rasstling as we go by. And you'll sing
21767thumb a bit and then wise your selmon on it. It is all so often and still
21768the same to me. Snf? Only turf, wick dear! Clane turf. You've never
21769forgodden batt on tarf, have you, at broin burroow, what? Mch? Why,
21770them's the muchrooms, come up during the night. Look, agres of roofs
21771in parshes. Dom on dam, dim in dym. And a capital part for olympics to
21772ply at. Steadyon, Cooloosus! Mind your stride or you'll knock. While
21773I'm dodging the dustbins. Look what I found! A lintil pea. And look at
21774here! This cara weeseed. Pretty mites, my sweetthings, was they
21775poorloves abandoned by wholawidey world? Neighboulotts for
21776newtown. The Eblanamagna you behazyheld loomening up out of the
21777dumblynass. But the still sama sitta. I've lapped so long. As you said. It
21778fair takes. If I lose my breath for a minute or two don't speak,
21779remember! Once it happened, so it may again. Why I'm all these years
21780within years in soffran, allbeleaved. To hide away the tear, the parted.
21781It's thinking of all. The brave that gave their. The fair that wore. All
21782them that's gunne. I'll begin again in a jiffey. The nik of a nad. How glad
21783you'll be I waked you! My! How well you'll feel! For ever after. First
21784we turn by the vagurin here and then it's gooder. So side by side, turn
21785agate, weddingtown, laud men of Londub! I only hope whole the
21786heavens sees us. For I feel I could near to faint away. Into the deeps.
21787Annamores leep. Let me lean, just a lea, if you le, bowldstrong bigtider.
21788Allgearls is wea. At times. So. While you're adamant evar. Wrhps, that
21789wind as if out of norewere! As on the night of the Apophanypes. Jumpst
21790shootst throbbst into me mouth like a bogue and arrohs! Ludegude of
21791the Lashlanns, how he whips me cheeks! Sea, sea! Here, weir, reach,
21792island, bridge. Where you meet I. The day. Remember! Why there that
21793moment and us two only? I was but teen, a tiler's dot. The swankysuits
21794was boosting always, sure him, he was like to me fad. But the
21795swaggerest swell off Shackvulle Strutt. And the fiercest freaky ever
21796followed a pining child round the sluppery table with a forkful of fat.
21797But a king of whistlers. Scieoula! When he'd prop me atlas against his
21798goose and light our two candles for our singers duohs on the
21799sewingmachine. I'm sure he squirted juice in his eyes to make them
21800flash for flightening me. Still and all he was awful fond to me. Who'll
21801search for Find Me Colours now on the hillydroops of Vikloefells? But
21802I read in Tobecontinued's tale that while blubles blows there'll still be
21803sealskers. There'll be others but non so for me. Yed he never knew we
21804seen us before. Night after night. So that I longed to go to. And still with
21805all. One time you'd stand fornenst me, fairly laughing, in your bark and
21806tan billows of branches for to fan me coolly. And I'd lie as quiet as a
21807moss. And one time you'd rush upon me, darkly roaring, like a great
21808black shadow with a sheeny stare to perce me rawly. And I'd frozen up
21809and pray for thawe. Three times in all. I was the pet of everyone then. A
21810princeable girl. And you were the pantymammy's Vulking Corsergoth.
21811The invision of Indelond. And, by Thorror, you looked it! My lips went
21812livid for from the joy of fear. Like almost now. How? How you said
21813how you'd give me the keys of me heart. And we'd be married till delth
21814to uspart. And though dev do espart. O mine! Only, no, now it's me
21815who's got to give. As duv herself div. Inn this linn. And can it be it's
21816nnow fforvell? Illas! I wisht I had better glances to peer to you through
21817this baylight's growing. But you're changing, acoolsha, you're changing
21818from me, I can feel. Or is it me is? I'm getting mixed. Brightening up
21819and tightening down. Yes, you're changing, sonhusband, and you're
21820turning, I can feel you, for a daughterwife from the hills again.
21821Imlamaya. And she is coming. Swimming in my hindmoist. Diveltaking
21822on me tail. Just a whisk brisk sly spry spink spank sprint of a thing
21823theresomere, saultering. Saltarella come to her own. I pity your oldself I
21824was used to. Now a younger's there. Try not to part! Be happy, dear
21825ones! May I be wrong! For she'll be sweet for you as I was sweet when I
21826came down out of me mother. My great blue bedroom, the air so quiet,
21827scarce a cloud. In peace and silence. I could have stayed up there for
21828always only. It's something fails us. First we feel. Then we fall. And let
21829her rain now if she likes. Gently or strongly as she likes. Anyway let her
21830rain for my time is come. I done me best when I was let. Thinking
21831always if I go all goes. A hundred cares, a tithe of troubles and is there
21832one who understands me? One in a thousand of years of the nights? All
21833me life I have been lived among them but now they are becoming lothed
21834to me. And I am lothing their little warm tricks. And lothing their mean
21835cosy turns. And all the greedy gushes out through their small souls. And
21836all the lazy leaks down over their brash bodies. How small it's all! And
21837me letting on to meself always. And lilting on all the time. I thought you
21838were all glittering with the noblest of carriage. You're only a bumpkin. I
21839thought you the great in all things, in guilt and in glory. You're but a
21840puny. Home! My people were not their sort out beyond there so far as I
21841can. For all the bold and bad and bleary they are blamed, the seahags.
21842No! Nor for all our wild dances in all their wild din. I can seen meself
21843among them, allaniuvia pulchrabelled. How she was handsome, the wild
21844Amazia, when she would seize to my other breast! And what is she
21845weird, haughty Niluna, that she will snatch from my ownest hair! For
21846'tis they are the stormies. Ho hang! Hang ho! And the clash of our cries
21847till we spring to be free. Auravoles, they says, never heed of your name!
21848But I'm loothing them that's here and all I lothe. Loonely in me
21849loneness. For all their faults. I am passing out. O bitter ending! I'll slip
21850away before they're up. They'll never see. Nor know. Nor miss me. And
21851it's old and old it's sad and old it's sad and weary I go back to you, my
21852cold father, my cold mad father, my cold mad feary father, till the near
21853sight of the mere size of him, the moyles and moyles of it,
21854moananoaning, makes me seasilt saltsick and I rush, my only, into your
21855arms. I see them rising! Save me from those therrble prongs! Two more.
21856Onetwo moremens more. So. Avelaval. My leaves have drifted from
21857me. All. But one clings still. I'll bear it on me. To remind me of. Lff! So
21858soft this morning, ours. Yes. Carry me along, taddy, like you done
21859through the toy fair! If I seen him bearing down on me now under
21860whitespread wings like he'd come from Arkangels, I sink I'd die down
21861over his feet, humbly dumbly, only to washup. Yes, tid. There's where.
21862First. We pass through grass behush the bush to. Whish! A gull. Gulls.
21863Far calls. Coming, far! End here. Us then. Finn, again! Take.
21864Bussoftlhee, mememormee! Till thousendsthee. Lps. The keys to.
21865Given! A way a lone a last a loved a long the
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21872    1922-1939.
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