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2Session Start: Sun Oct 23 18:59:38 2016
3Session Ident: #thegentlemanloser
4[18:59] * Now talking in #thegentlemanloser
5[18:59] * Topic is '<QqQqQqQ> Knife the roos'
6[18:59] * Set by Yossarian on Wed Oct 19 15:15:17
7[18:59] <WhitePower> 14 88
8[18:59] <Matius> the fuck is this?
9[19:00] <WhitePower> hey guys
10[19:00] <thana> very original, I give it a perfect 5/7
11[19:00] <SabbataiZevi> A quarter of outstanding global corporate debt, or as much as $3.4 trillion, is linked to the utility- and auto-industry bonds that rely on fossil fuel activities, the 
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13ratings agency wrote in a report published Tuesday.
14[19:00] <bagel> welcome 
15[19:00] <SabbataiZevi> Batteries have the potential to “tip the oil market from growth to contraction earlier than anticipated,” according to Fitch. “The narrative of oil’s decline is well 
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17rehearsed -- and if it starts to play out there is a risk that capital will act long before” and in the worst case result in an “investor death spiral.”
18[19:00] <SabbataiZevi> Hi WhitePower 
19[19:00] <SabbataiZevi> You are welcome here
20[19:00] <SabbataiZevi> VERY welcome
21[19:00] <WhitePower> sup party people
22[19:00] <thana> sup snoob
23[19:00] <thana> or not snoob
24[19:00] <thana> hmm
25[19:00] <bagel> lol
26[19:00] <bagel> not snoob
27[19:01] <WhitePower> really i am Harold
28[19:01] <thana> using a verizon wireless connection
29[19:01] <Matius> where is snoob?
30[19:01] <thana> in jail
31[19:01] <thana> i tihnk
32[19:01] <WhitePower> snoobs dead
33[19:01] <Matius> ah
34[19:01] <thana> i'm not positie but I think hes there
35[19:01] <WorldPeace> hi WhitePower 
36[19:01] * Matius punches WhitePower out cold
37[19:01] <bagel> he told her twice again
38[19:01] <WorldPeace> are you uh
39[19:01] <Matius> show some respect foo
40[19:01] <WorldPeace> shit
41[19:01] <WorldPeace> who is WhitePower 
42[19:01] <WhitePower> hey
43[19:02] <WhitePower> i like your nick
44[19:02] <bagel> a new playmate
45[19:02] <WhitePower> are you a muslim?
46[19:02] <WorldPeace> thanks. i like yours too
47[19:02] <WorldPeace> nope
48[19:02] <WorldPeace> you?
49[19:02] <Matius> you guys have the same initials
50[19:02] <Matius> :O
51[19:02] <WhitePower> yeah, im a muslim white supremacist
52[19:02] <thana> it'll only be a matter of time before they start hookin up
53[19:02] <WhitePower> also, half jew
54[19:02] <WhitePower> so conflicted
55[19:02] <Matius> in fact, WhitePower is WorldPeace spelled backwards
56[19:02] <Matius> :O
57[19:02] <thana> lol
58[19:02] <WhitePower> its a palindrome
59[19:02] <Matius> it IS
60[19:03] <bagel> salaam has a friend
61[19:03] <WhitePower> the trick is to breathe through your nose
62[19:03] <WhitePower> shit, wrong window
63[19:04] <Matius> bagel, lets cyber in private chat, my massive shlong is rock hard
64[19:04] <WhitePower> proud aryan penis
65[19:04] <Matius> its like cement
66[19:04] <WhitePower> (pap)
67[19:04] <bagel> oh babe
68[19:04] <bagel> papapapapap
69[19:04] <Matius> its about to climb the empire state building and slap planes out of the air
70[19:05] <WhitePower> classic king dong
71[19:05] <Matius> Harryhausen would shit in his britches
72[19:05] <WhitePower> anybody here identify as a biplane?
73[19:05] <bagel> fuck the ever loving shit out of mother nature
74[19:05] <WhitePower> besides ond
75[19:05] <thana> Matius, cement at what stage
76[19:06] <thana> i bet its like cement before initial set
77[19:06] <Matius> the rock hard stage of course
78[19:06] <thana> you floppy bastard
79[19:06] <Matius> nooo
80[19:06] <Matius> I want food
81[19:06] <bagel> I'm a train
82[19:06] <thana> matius dick is like concrete with a water to cement ratio of 1
83[19:06] <thana> it just aint gonna work
84[19:06] <thana> gonna crumble under bagel's load
85[19:06] <Matius> ok my dick is like solid marble
86[19:06] <Matius> there
87[19:07] <WhitePower> like trying to play pool with a lynching rope
88[19:07] <WorldPeace> thana have you seen that one movie
89[19:07] <WorldPeace> it's called "Locke"
90[19:07] <WorldPeace> it stars Tom Hardy
91[19:07] <Matius> I have a nice penis
92[19:07] <Matius> in fact, I should be a penis model
93[19:07] <WorldPeace> it's about a guy who is an engineer or something. about pouring concrete or cement or whatever
94[19:07] <thana> matius dick is like solid marble cut from a quarry that is actually producing talc-schist
95[19:07] <WhitePower> welcome to michigan, have a nice day
96[19:07] <thana> it gonna crumble under bagel's load
97[19:07] <WorldPeace> i think you woud like enjoy watching it
98[19:07] <thana> no, I haven't, WorldPeace 
99[19:07] <thana> never heard of it
100[19:07] <Matius> thana's dick is powdered gypsum
101[19:07] <Matius> so there.
102[19:08] <WorldPeace> it's on a bunch of streaming things sometimes
103[19:08] <WorldPeace> i saw it on one a few months ago
104[19:08] <WorldPeace> it's actually the worst movie i've ever seen
105[19:08] <thana> my dick is like powdered gypsum combined with water and admixture
106[19:08] <thana> becoming strong enough to block view 
107[19:08] <thana> and become a wall
108[19:08] <Matius> so its like drywall?
109[19:08] <thana> yeah dog
110[19:08] <thana> chalky af
111[19:08] <Matius> mmm
112[19:08] <WhitePower> anybody trading any nazi youth porn?
113[19:08] <WhitePower> i heard this was the place
114[19:09] <thana> whitepower's dick is like the dust in the blendtec blender videos 'don't breathe this!'
115[19:09] <thana> also that its small enough it'll act as an inhalant
116[19:09] <WhitePower> my dick is so small its measured in microns
117[19:09] <Matius> I heard Ond's dick is basically angel hair pasta with "Meat" flavored Ragu
118[19:09] * WhitePower nebulizes thanturdic
119[19:09] <thana> lol
120[19:10] <WhitePower> my dick is so small i once got drunk and had a threesome with some drunk amoebas
121[19:10] <WhitePower> they say that protozoa was mine but i dunno
122[19:10] <Matius> lol you have to get amoebas drunk
123[19:10] <thana> we found patient zero for bacterial infections
124[19:10] <thana> lol
125[19:10] <Matius> when haploids become diploids
126[19:11] <Matius> you're all a bunch of diploids, I'm going home
127[19:11] <thana> WhitePower waits around for waterbears to get a lil tipsy
128[19:11] <thana> penetrates that mucuous membrane
129[19:11] <thana> BAM no longer a virgin
130[19:11] <thana> right, SabbataiZevi ?
131[19:11] <WhitePower> couscous
132[19:12] <Matius> I want Rumaki
133[19:13] <thana> you mean you want to play rumikub
134[19:13] <Matius> thats for old people
135[19:13] <Matius> that and backgammon
136[19:13] <Matius> and mancala
137[19:14] <Matius> I'll take Rumaki over rumikub, backgammon, and mancala any day
138[19:14] <thana> mancala lol
139[19:14] <thana> i rmr that
140[19:14] <Matius> its bacon encasing a water chestnut and piece of chicken liver, held together with toothpicks and baked in the oven
141[19:14] <Matius> best hors'doeuvre evar
142[19:14] <bagel> I played mancala
143[19:14] <WhitePower> too jewish
144[19:15] <WhitePower> i dont want no kike snacks
145[19:15] <Matius> WhitePower, the holocaust was too jewish for you
146[19:15] <thana> yeah ive had it matius, good stuff
147[19:15] <WhitePower> completely fictional
148[19:15] <Matius> I could eat a fucking tray of that shit
149[19:15] <thana> i like water chestnut in general
150[19:15] <WhitePower> at least it resulted in a quality sitcom
151[19:15] <thana> dat crunch
152[19:16] <thana> http://is.4chan.org/fit/1477238646454.png
153[19:16] <thana> SabbataiZevi BTFO
154[19:18] * WhitePower is now known as Wren
155[19:18] <thana> ren of heavens?
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158[19:20] <thana> i havent showered in a while
159[19:20] <thana> hmm
160[19:20] <thana> since yesterday morn
161[19:20] <Matius> THATS a while?
162[19:20] <Matius> pfft
163[19:20] <thana> lol
164[19:21] <thana> i generally shower atleast once a day
165[19:21] <Matius> I sometimes go 2-3 days
166[19:21] <Matius> and my skin thanks me for it
167[19:21] <Matius> but its harder because I have long ass hair and it gets oily quick
168[19:21] <Matius> ooo!
169[19:21] <Matius> I ate raw pumpkin earlier today to gross everyone out
170[19:21] <Wren> tell me about the anal bleaching
171[19:21] <Matius> it wasn't bad at all
172[19:22] <Wren> why would it be?
173[19:22] <Matius> well you gotta bleach your anus, to get it clean
174[19:22] <Wren> ohhh
175[19:28] <WorldPeace> goodnight friends
176[19:29] * WorldPeace (~dunald@cloak-F0FB183.hsd1.in.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: Leaving)
177[19:29] <Matius> bagel!
178[19:29] * Matius snaps his fingers
179[19:29] <Matius> yummy down on this
180[19:30] <Matius> still rock solid over here
181[19:30] <Matius> she must not be able to hear me
182[19:31] <Matius> one of you guys shall have to service me
183[19:31] <Matius> wmt!
184[19:31] <bagel> yes?
185[19:31] <Matius> bring me to orgasm
186[19:32] <bagel> why
187[19:32] <bagel> me first
188[19:32] <Matius> dammit, just over an hour to go before I have to listen to 3 women crying over a fictional death
189[19:32] <Matius> bagel, you always have dibs
190[19:33] <bagel> sweet
191[19:34] <bagel> what're you watching?
192[19:35] <thana> how old are your daughters matius
193[19:35] <thana> or whoever u talkin about
194[19:35] * Salaam (~Salaam@cloak-3AB34EF1.cdrr.qwest.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
195[19:36] <Matius> I have a "might-as-well-be-step-daughter" that is 10 and a leedle gurl on the way
196[19:36] <Matius> and they're all into The Walking Dead, bagel
197[19:36] <Matius> and the new episode airs tonight
198[19:36] <Matius> and they know one of their favorite characters got bludgeoned to death with a baseball bat
199[19:36] <Matius> but they don't know which one
200[19:37] <Matius> because the producers constantly give their fans the middle finger and they beg for more
201[19:38] <bagel> gross
202[19:38] <bagel> walkin dead TV show sucks
203[19:38] <bagel> game or comic book or gtfo
204[19:38] <Matius> agreed
205[19:39] <Matius> its either I watch it with them or do housework
206[19:39] <Matius> BAGEL
207[19:39] <Matius> tomorrow I get to put recessed cans up
208[19:39] <Matius> and drywall if someone comes and helps me
209[19:39] <Matius> I will show you pics
210[19:39] <Matius> did I show you the room I made for the baby?
211[19:39] <Matius> its all framed in and wired
212[19:42] <thana> ooh theres a new one tonight
213[19:42] <thana> u right
214[19:42] <thana> is it hard to drywall, matius
215[19:42] <Matius> yeah Noogan kills someone
216[19:42] <Matius> meh
217[19:42] <thana> its just cutting, fitting to shape, putting it there, and taping together?
218[19:42] <Matius> I could probably do it but I don't want to haul that shit from the garage up the stairs by myself
219[19:43] <Matius> I'm at that age where I don't take amphetamines anymore and would rather work smart than work hard
220[19:43] <thana> what do u use to join them 
221[19:43] <thana> ah
222[19:43] <Matius> that reminds me, I wonder if i still have tape/mud
223[19:43] <Matius> I might have used it all up
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225[19:45] <Matius> I know I'm out of 14/2 romex and am NOT using #12 for lighting
226[19:45] <Matius> so I'll need to buy that
227[19:45] <Salaam> Hy-Vee dot com
228[19:45] <Salaam> Looks like I didn't pay my phone bill
229[19:46] <Salaam> Good thing there's Hy-Vee Wi-Fi 
230[19:46] <Salaam> Hope my telephone zaps me or something
231[19:46] <Matius> the hunt for food begins
232[19:46] <Salaam> Buzzap
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234[19:46] Wren is ~abuse@cloak-BBB75F12.sub-70-209-26.myvzw.com * Rob Frito
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241[19:47] <Salaam> Prolly get some Hawkeye™® vodka drown me sorrows 
242[19:47] <Salaam> Jk
243[19:47] <Salaam> How about some ramen for a change
244[19:47] <Salaam> Or like
245[19:47] <Salaam> Cat food 
246[19:47] <Matius> I had ramen yesterday
247[19:47] <Matius> when I make it it almost resembles food
248[19:47] <Salaam> Cat food fried rice
249[19:47] <Matius> I put frozen peas in it
250[19:48] <Wren> you should avoid that chink food
251[19:48] <Wren> its poison
252[19:48] <Salaam> I put frozen gay
253[19:48] <Matius> :(
254[19:48] <Salaam> Big bowl fulla Gay
255[19:48] <Wren> only eat american food, like hamburgers and hot dogs
256[19:48] <Salaam> Rehydrated Gay
257[19:48] <Matius> a spoonful of homo helps the semen go down
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261[19:52] <bagel> skreeeeeee
262[19:52] <Matius> Rumaki
263[19:52] <Matius> want
264[19:52] * ChanServ sets mode: +oa bagel bagel
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266[19:52] <Matius> I just want a bacon room that I can dive into and swim around like Scrooge McDuck
267[19:52] <Matius> I want bacon in every orifice
268[19:53] <thana> sounds greasy
269[19:55] * Yossarian swims in his tears and speaks french to a mouse
270[19:57] <Wren> where did you steal these treasures, gypsy?
271[20:01] <Salaam> Groceries are so expensive here
272[20:01] <Salaam> Basically twice the cost of Texas groceries
273[20:03] <bagel> have you told your parents about your conversion yet salaam?
274[20:03] <bagel> or wont you ever tell em
275[20:03] <Salaam> I told my mother I went to the mosque for fajr a couple weeks ago
276[20:04] <Yossarian> mockturtle would have gotten the reference
277[20:04] <bagel> I got the reference
278[20:04] <bagel> we all got it I think
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284[20:17] <Salaam> Good ol' wifi of the home
285[20:17] <Salaam> Probably not home for long lmao
286[20:18] <Salaam> Hey what if I got a storage unit and sealed it up and died in it
287[20:18] <Salaam> They'd have one of those auctions eventually
288[20:18] <thana> instead of doing that
289[20:18] <thana> do what they did in primer
290[20:18] <thana> thats a better idea
291[20:19] <Salaam> Unaware of
292[20:19] <Salaam> Thing 
293[20:20] <thana> psh
294[20:20] <thana> go watch primer
295[20:20] <thana> its about time travel
296[20:20] <thana> sort of
297[20:20] <Salaam> I'm not gonna
298[20:20] <Salaam> Probably Jews
299[20:20] <Salaam> What is method of ending the life
300[20:21] <Salaam> How 2 die for fashy goys 
301[20:23] <thana> fill tub with beans
302[20:23] <thana> sit in tub
303[20:23] <thana> eat beans until u die
304[20:25] <QqQqQqQ> Honestly I probably can't afford that many beans
305[20:25] <QqQqQqQ> But I did purchase the "expensive" ramen
306[20:26] <Matius> I went with pita bread and hummus
307[20:26] <QqQqQqQ> Price: $1.49 + tax
308[20:26] <Matius> with some spinach dip too
309[20:27] <QqQqQqQ> I've seen spinach dip at Hy-Vee
310[20:27] <QqQqQqQ> Price: $impossible
311[20:28] <Wren> don't eat that camel jockey food
312[20:28] <Wren> its poison
313[20:28] <QqQqQqQ> I got kimchee variety flavor
314[20:28] <QqQqQqQ> Kimchi
315[20:28] <QqQqQqQ> King kongchi
316[20:28] <QqQqQqQ> We wuz kangchi
317[20:29] <QqQqQqQ> My telephone has buzzed for ishaa
318[20:29] <QqQqQqQ> Let us pray
319[20:29] <QqQqQqQ> O brudders letz come down
320[20:30] <QqQqQqQ> letz go down
321[20:30] <QqQqQqQ> Brb r u n n o f t ' d
322[20:32] <Wren> IM A DAPPER DAN MAN, ALLAHU ACKBAR
323[20:34] <thana> youd probably save money
324[20:34] <thana> if u just bought a big bag of rice
325[20:34] <thana> and ate that instead of ramen
326[20:36] <SabbataiZevi> Ahhhhhhhhhh yes
327[20:36] <SabbataiZevi> What a fine meal
328[20:37] <SabbataiZevi> You a diaper, Wren?
329[20:38] <SabbataiZevi> Let's see if I can watch the ball game yet
330[20:38] <thana> what time is it?
331[20:38] <thana> diaper time
332[20:38] <bagel> what's the time?
333[20:38] <bagel> diaper time
334[20:38] <bagel> uhhh tssss uhhhh tsssss
335[20:39] <SabbataiZevi> Seems that I can
336[20:39] <bagel> uhhn tss uhnn tsss
337[20:39] * Wren undulates wildly
338[20:41] <QqQqQqQ> But other than that bagel the only people who even know are like 2 of my friends, my roommate & his girlfriend and whoever's seen me at the masjid
339[20:41] <QqQqQqQ> IRL
340[20:41] <Wren> so why did you convert to some nigger religion?
341[20:41] <Wren> explain the logic
342[20:41] <QqQqQqQ> Maoists may be quiet
343[20:42] <QqQqQqQ> It is precisely because I don't feel like explaining things that I don't go around telling people IRL
344[20:42] <QqQqQqQ> "Hey I heard Mo-hammit wuz a peddafile"
345[20:42] <QqQqQqQ> pbuh
346[20:42] <bagel> no he weren't
347[20:43] <bagel> his first wife was older than him
348[20:43] <QqQqQqQ> 15 years older
349[20:43] <thana> cougarbait
350[20:43] <QqQqQqQ> Plus with Islam people go around deliberately misinterpreting everything
351[20:43] <Yossarian> http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20160826-the-1950s-jet-launching-tiny-satellites
352[20:43] <QqQqQqQ> They don't even do that with Scientology
353[20:44] <QqQqQqQ> "Mormons are nice people"
354[20:44] <SabbataiZevi> I'm not a fan of islam
355[20:44] <Yossarian> "Cubecab will strap its lightweight rockets, each carrying a satellite weighing around 10kg, on to the kind of underwing ‘pylons’ usually used to fire missiles. And 
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357Starfighters Inc, a Florida-based company which still flies a handful of F-104s, will take their pint-sized payloads up to the edge of the stratosphere and fire them into orbit."
358[20:44] <SabbataiZevi> Or any religion, but especially islam
359[20:44] <QqQqQqQ> So if I were to "explain the logic" I would have to explain every little detail to people who don't really care in the first place
360[20:45] <QqQqQqQ> And since they do not really care, why do they ask the question
361[20:46] <Wren> good point
362[20:46] <Wren> have you renounced the easter bunny?
363[20:47] <QqQqQqQ> The problem is that a person who isn't a fan of Islam knows very few things that are actually true about Islam, the process of correction is time-consuming, intensive, unlikely 
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365to bear any change and the questioner is usually hostile; I have given up serious attempts as people simply do not read or watch long explanations of anything, especially when they are already 
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367presuming that they don't like the subject
368[20:47] <SabbataiZevi> As the fine band Parquet Courts once said
369[20:47] <SabbataiZevi> "cogito ergo sum" people say, but
370[20:47] <SabbataiZevi> Think again cause i have no faith
371[20:47] <SabbataiZevi> I find building blocks filled with
372[20:47] <SabbataiZevi> Nothin'.
373[20:47] <QqQqQqQ> Good point, Wren 
374[20:48] <Wren> but when a religion is complete bullshit, such fine points are rhetorical anyway
375[20:48] <SabbataiZevi> seen an ink blot page and
376[20:48] <SabbataiZevi> I said nothin'.
377[20:48] <QqQqQqQ> You ask me to "explain the logic" while comparing what I believe to believing in the Easter Bunny, demonstrating that you are not receptive to my actual answer as it would be 
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379like trying to force you to understand calculus when you think algebra is stupid
380[20:49] <QqQqQqQ> The End
381[20:49] <QqQqQqQ> Time to make my poorfag ramen
382[20:50] <QqQqQqQ> Additionally I procured a can of chicken breast pieces
383[20:50] <SabbataiZevi> Shouldn't be too hard to explain what convinced you that the muslim god is real
384[20:50] <SabbataiZevi> "I had a feeler in my nuts" or something
385[20:51] <SabbataiZevi> "Mohammad came unto me and said unto thee -- that which hath gud is me. Fuk u niga. Me real me u god me finna give you some rules niga"
386[20:51] <SabbataiZevi> Qutoe unquote Allah
387[20:53] <thana> quoth the raven
388[20:53] <thana> nevermore
389[20:58] <QqQqQqQ> I can however give you one example that perhaps illuminates the situation more clearly
390[20:58] <QqQqQqQ> Some fake internet Nazis are confused because I don't really try to convert them, or they think that I am trying
391[20:59] <QqQqQqQ> This is because they think (assume, have heard) that the goal of Islam is to make the entire world Muslim
392[20:59] <QqQqQqQ> This is because their brains run on a progress-oriented pattern resulting from their education and culture
393[21:00] <QqQqQqQ> Problem is, you have Muslims who call themselves Salafi or Wahhabi although Wahhabi is basically a derogatory term
394[21:00] <QqQqQqQ> They ALSO think the goal of Islam is to turn the world Muslim
395[21:00] <SabbataiZevi> Yeah fuck those scumbags
396[21:00] <QqQqQqQ> So they believe whatever they're told by oil-funded Wahhabi imams, they spend a great deal of time and money on these materials and personnel
397[21:00] <QqQqQqQ> 1. The whole world will be Muslim eventually
398[21:01] <QqQqQqQ> 2. Most of us will be dead by then
399[21:01] <SabbataiZevi> I see no evidence for any god
400[21:01] <QqQqQqQ> You only know that order of operations if you are familiar with some other components of the religion like the Signs Of The End
401[21:02] <QqQqQqQ> What this means is that those people who are causing problems do not know very much about their own religion (to think that they can perform some action such as proselytizing or 
402
403beheading) to achieve some goal (like making people Muslim or establishing Muslim dominance)
404[21:02] <SabbataiZevi> Islam as an extreme form of cloth-wearin modesty or as a cover for maintaining multiple wives might be cool
405[21:03] <SabbataiZevi> Can't imagine anyone who believes in a god is rational
406[21:03] <QqQqQqQ> If you extrapolate from there (assuming this is not taqiyyah although that's a Shia meme) what you have is people on the Muslim side who know nothing about their religion doing 
407
408things in the name of that religion, and the same on the other side but against that religion, all directed by various Jews and funded by oil
409[21:03] <QqQqQqQ> So the idea that I could ever explain the logic to someone who thinks God isn't real
410[21:03] <QqQqQqQ> Hooboi
411[21:04] <QqQqQqQ> Think I'd rather eat ramen, there you have it Wren 
412[21:04] <SabbataiZevi> What evidence is there then
413[21:04] <thana>  lol
414[21:04] <SabbataiZevi> Lot of words
415[21:04] <thana> there is noevidence
416[21:04] <thana> its 'faith'
417[21:04] <thana> its the surpreme lack of evidence that drives it
418[21:04] <thana> because one has faith
419[21:04] <SabbataiZevi> A person who converts to a religion must have a reason for converting
420[21:05] <SabbataiZevi> He or she must have some reasonable evidence that there is something to have faith in
421[21:05] <SabbataiZevi> Why should a person spontaneously become faithful in the god of islam
422[21:05] <SabbataiZevi> Some hog shit people thousands of years ago cooked up to explain the world
423[21:05] <thana> cause it has the most valid sounding tenets, and isn't the religion of the crusader? idk
424[21:06] <SabbataiZevi> Uh
425[21:06] <SabbataiZevi> Islam is the fastest growing religion because it's basically a cult, easy to get involved with
426[21:07] <SabbataiZevi> Obviously an islamic would claim that islam sounds valid
427[21:07] <thana> all I know is, both muslims and jews dont eat pork
428[21:07] <thana> coincidence?!
429[21:07] <SabbataiZevi> A person who was grown up in a rational world & becomes religious must have a great reason
430[21:08] <SabbataiZevi> Cause ain't shit reasonable
431[21:08] <SabbataiZevi> I think people get caught up in all this cultish bullshit forgetting that at the end of the day they are placing faith in some bullshit god
432[21:08] <SabbataiZevi> It's bulshit all the way down
433[21:09] <thana> yeah i'd tend to agree
434[21:09] <thana> but you can't argue with people that believe
435[21:09] <thana> cause like I said, its not based on 'evidence'
436[21:09] <thana> its based on belief
437[21:09] <Salaam> It isn't based on quantitative evidence
438[21:10] <SabbataiZevi> That is the case for people who grow up in an islamic world. They don't know any better
439[21:10] <SabbataiZevi> A person who converts to islam must have been presented with evidence
440[21:10] <thana> maybe its a way to escape
441[21:10] <thana> the shitty realities of the world
442[21:11] <SabbataiZevi> It's cool to be anti-jew but some people take it too far
443[21:11] <SabbataiZevi> Being a fan of certain aspirations of islamic culture is one thing
444[21:12] <SabbataiZevi> Actually claiming islam as a religion, believing in the god, is a pretty massive leap for a rational person
445[21:13] <Yossarian> Tip the human scale, follow revelations plan
446[21:13] <Yossarian> It must come to pass, secret shadows lie
447[21:13] <Yossarian> Blueprint haunting dreams, in which manipulation wins
448[21:14] <Yossarian> Speak no hidden fears, religion neturalized
449[21:14] <SabbataiZevi> Rational people becoming islamic is terrifying 
450[21:15] <SabbataiZevi> I used to think how great it will be when life is discovered on another planet, maybe it will start to unravel our bullshit religions
451[21:15] <SabbataiZevi> But if a rational person is becoming religious... nothing can stop this disease
452[21:16] <Yossarian> Disease spreading death, entire population dies
453[21:16] <Yossarian> Dead before you're born, massive suicide.
454[21:18] <thana> like i said
455[21:18] <thana> religion could be an escape
456[21:18] <thana> or simply something to give one hope 
457[21:18] <SabbataiZevi> People should find better escapes
458[21:22] <thana> like what?
459[21:22] <thana> idk if its better worse or same as drugs
460[21:24] <SabbataiZevi> Productive activities, self improvement
461[21:24] <bagel> sex
462[21:24] <thana> mmm sex
463[21:24] <SabbataiZevi> Sexual relations
464[21:25] <bagel> sex is the answer to all the questions
465[21:26] <SabbataiZevi> I haven't made fuck in a while
466[21:26] <SabbataiZevi> Should probably find someone to make fuck to
467[21:27] <thana> damn this show is brutal
468[21:27] <thana> you should find yourslef a girlfriend SabbataiZevi 
469[21:27] <thana> instead of fuckin tinder hos
470[21:28] <SabbataiZevi> p
471[21:29] <SabbataiZevi> I wish there was an oriental filter for Tinder
472[21:29] <SabbataiZevi> So I could save myself a lot of time
473[21:29] <SabbataiZevi> By only looking at orientals
474[21:29] <SabbataiZevi> :                )
475[21:29] <SabbataiZevi> Maybe I will make an oriental filter... hrmmmmmmmm
476[21:33] <thana> try other dating sites
477[21:33] * bagek (~AndChat72@4A890815.8CC4CA6B.E1C815BF.IP) has joined #thegentlemanloser
478[21:34] <bagek> I mad a fuck yesterday
479[21:34] <bagek> and the day before that
480[21:34] <bagek> made rather
481[21:35] * bagel (~AndChat72@CAB27FC6.4A542212.D6FDBDFE.IP) Quit (Ping timeout)
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483[21:35] <bagel> kekeee
484[21:35] <thana> did u cum
485[21:36] <bagel> ya
486[21:36] <bagel> ofc
487[21:36] <thana> vaginal or clitoral
488[21:36] <bagel> twice yesterday and four times the day before that
489[21:36] <bagel> both
490[21:36] <thana> u a cum machine
491[21:36] <bagel> yup
492[21:36] <bagel> I know what's up
493[21:36] <thana> lol
494[21:37] <thana> does ur  bf eat yo butt
495[21:37] <bagel> not yet
496[21:37] <bagel> just the frontbutt
497[21:37] <thana> lol
498[21:37] <thana> if he dont do it already he prob never will
499[21:38] <bagel> you don't know that
500[21:38] * bagek (~AndChat72@4A890815.8CC4CA6B.E1C815BF.IP) Quit (Ping timeout)
501[21:38] <bagel> we always experimenting 
502[21:38] <thana> i suppose
503[21:38] * ChanServ sets mode: +oa bagel bagel
504[21:39] <bagel> YEA
505[21:40] <bagel> do you eat butt?
506[21:40] <SabbataiZevi> That sounds disgusting
507[21:40] <thana> yes
508[21:40] <thana> not always but yes
509[21:41] <thana> usually only she takes a shower
510[21:41] <thana> after*
511[21:41] <thana> :P~~~O
512[21:42] <QqQqQqQ> Absolutely haram
513[21:46] * bagek (~AndChat72@6F7E9544.68F39C8E.E1C815BF.IP) has joined #thegentlemanloser
514[21:46] <QqQqQqQ> I dunno if I can do my work documentation this evening
515[21:48] * bagel (~AndChat72@CAB27FC6.4A542212.D6FDBDFE.IP) Quit (Ping timeout)
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517[21:49] <SabbataiZevi> Is haram good or bad
518[21:49] <SabbataiZevi> Halaal is the equivalent of Kosher
519[21:49] <SabbataiZevi> I'm guessing Haram is bad
520[21:49] <SabbataiZevi> I guess I have better things to know than some bullshit religion's terminology
521[21:50] <QqQqQqQ> Haram is never do
522[21:50] <QqQqQqQ> Halal is do
523[21:50] <QqQqQqQ> Makruh is do something halal instead
524[21:50] * AndChat-724169 (~AndChat72@731F5CDF.4CB537C8.E1C815BF.IP) has joined #thegentlemanloser
525[21:50] <QqQqQqQ> Screwing a pheasant is haram
526[21:51] <QqQqQqQ> Screwing your wife is halal
527[21:51] <QqQqQqQ> Playing video games is makruh cuz it's a waste of time so screw ur wife instead
528[21:52] <SabbataiZevi> Is it ok to screw a quail
529[21:52] * bagek (~AndChat72@6F7E9544.68F39C8E.E1C815BF.IP) Quit (Ping timeout)
530[21:52] <QqQqQqQ> Only if you're a quail and it's your wife
531[21:52] <SabbataiZevi> I am
532[21:52] <SabbataiZevi> Nice
533[21:52] <QqQqQqQ> Certified halal
534[21:52] * bagel (~AndChat72@cloak-10599146.adl2.internode.on.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
535[21:53] * QqQqQqQ is now known as CumPheasant
536[21:53] * CumPheasant is now known as QqQqQqQ
537[21:54] * QqQqQqQ is now known as GasJews420sw4g
538[21:56] * wmt (~wmt@cloak-F06D5814.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) Quit (Quit: Leaving)
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540[21:56] * ChanServ sets mode: +v wmt
541[21:56] <GasJews420sw4g> I have to use this software called Quantum
542[21:57] <GasJews420sw4g> It's old
543[21:57] <SabbataiZevi> Fuck is that
544[21:57] <SabbataiZevi> I like eggs
545[21:58] <SabbataiZevi> Eggs may be the least annoying thing in the world
546[21:58] <GasJews420sw4g> * 365WhiteCornTortillaChip :Erroneous Nickname: Illegal characters
547[21:58] <SabbataiZevi> Their neutral color, perfect shape
548[21:58] <GasJews420sw4g> What if you drop one on linoleum
549[21:58] <SabbataiZevi> Can't begin with number
550[21:58] * GasJews420sw4g is now known as `365WhiteCornTortillaChip
551[22:00] <SabbataiZevi> Emu eggs are super dark
552[22:00] <SabbataiZevi> Fuckin tards
553[22:01] <SabbataiZevi> I want to eat a scrambled emu egg
554[22:03] <SabbataiZevi> Goal for 2017: Eat the eggs of as many different birds as possible
555[22:08] <SabbataiZevi> Reykjavik is surprisingly not very expensive
556[22:09] <AndChat-724169> I haven't eaten an emu egg yet
557[22:09] <AndChat-724169> I've eaten an emu
558[22:10] * AndChat-724169 is now known as bagel
559[22:10] <SabbataiZevi> ARe you bagel
560[22:10] <SabbataiZevi> o
561[22:10] * Salaam (~Salaam@cloak-3AB34EF1.cdrr.qwest.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 241 seconds)
562[22:10] <SabbataiZevi> You should
563[22:10] * ChanServ sets mode: +oa bagel bagel
564[22:10] <bagel> I want to
565[22:11] <bagel> I've eaten lots of interesting things though
566[22:11] <bagel> like grubs and crickets and jellyfish
567[22:12] <bagel> and dogs and sharks and pufferfish
568[22:13] <`365WhiteCornTortillaChip> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AygXHIyK8M
569[22:13] <`365WhiteCornTortillaChip> Good recipé
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571[22:14] <thana> what is jellyfish like
572[22:18] <bagel> rubber bands
573[22:18] <bagel> it tastes like nothing
574[22:19] <bagel> so I had it with chilli
575[22:19] <bagel> it tasted like chilli on rubber bands
576[22:20] <Matius> I like eel
577[22:20] <Matius> its very savory
578[22:22] * `365WhiteCornTortillaChip is now known as `````````
579[22:22] <`````````> This is the best nick
580[22:23] <bagel> yea eel is good
581[22:23] <bagel> and the crunchy lil bones
582[22:23] <Matius> aye
583[22:23] <bagel> whitebait?
584[22:23] <bagel> I like brains
585[22:23] <Matius> never had
586[22:23] <bagel> but you can only eat a little at a time
587[22:23] <bagel> it's soooooo rich
588[22:23] <Matius> I ate some raw pumpkin today to gross the children out
589[22:24] <bagel> screw them you have cat eyesight now
590[22:24] <Matius> I'm still trying to comfort the hens
591[22:24] <Matius> they're very upset because of the deaths on this episode of TWD
592[22:25] <bagel> baaaawk baaaaaawk
593[22:25] <bagel> that's sad clucking
594[22:25] <Matius> I could tell
595[22:25] <Matius> :)
596[22:25] <Matius> want me to tell you what happened?
597[22:26] <Matius> I'll spoil it for everyone who doesn't care
598[22:26] <`````````> http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-10-23/new-podesta-email-exposes-dem-playbook-rigging-polls-through-oversamples
599[22:29] <`````````> http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/23/opinion/campaign-stops/if-they-google-you-do-you-win.html
600[22:31] <bagel> do it
601[22:31] <`````````> By STUART A. GABRIEL and SETH STEPHENS- DAVIDOWITZ
602[22:33] * SabbataiZevi (~Cum@cloak-AA10E337.compute-1.amazonaws.com) Quit (Quit: Lost terminal)
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604[22:36] <`````````> https://img.4plebs.org/boards/tv/image/1432/45/1432454488821.jpg
605[22:37] <`````````> OK
606[22:37] <`````````> I ONLY HAD 9 SHIFTS THIS WEEK
607[22:37] <`````````> I CAN DO IT
608[22:44] <Matius> alright
609[22:44] <Matius> so Noogan crushes Abraham's skull with his baseball bat
610[22:44] <thana> snoochie boochies
611[22:44] <Matius> and after that he starts talking smack or something, and it pisses Daryl off who punches him
612[22:45] <Matius> then they tackle Daryl and restrain him and instead of whooping his ass, Noogan shmuck's Glen's eyeball out of his head
613[22:45] <Matius> and then beats his skull into the dirt about 40 times
614[22:45] <thana> mmhm
615[22:45] <thana> is this the matius recap hour
616[22:46] <Matius> and then Rick is all pissy and Noogan is still trying to break him, and eventually "tests" him like GAWD tested who was it?  That dude that GAWD told to kill his own son
617[22:46] <Matius> by telling him to chop his son's arm off
618[22:46] <Matius> was it Ezekiel Gawd tested?
619[22:46] <Matius> I forget
620[22:47] <Matius> anyway now the group is all butthurt
621[22:47] <bagel> abraham
622[22:47] <bagel> god tested lots of people
623[22:47] <thana> ^
624[22:47] <Matius> I was thinking abraham but I was also remembering that that was the name of Jeebus's adoptive father
625[22:47] <thana> everyone wa snamed that back in the day
626[22:47] <thana> there were like 12 names
627[22:47] <Matius> yeah its pretty lame
628[22:47] <`````````> 1. We say about Allah’s unity believing by Allah’s help – that Allah is One, without any
629[22:47] <`````````> partners.
630[22:47] <`````````> 2. There is nothing like Him.
631[22:47] <`````````> 3. There is nothing that can overwhelm Him.
632[22:47] <`````````> 4. There is none worthy of worship other than Him.
633[22:47] <`````````> 5. He is the Eternal without a beginning and enduring without an end.
634[22:47] <`````````> 6. He will never perish nor come to an end.
635[22:47] <`````````> 7. Nothing happens except what He wills.
636[22:48] <`````````> 8. No imagination can reach Him and no understanding can comprehend Him.
637[22:48] <Matius> they couldn't have come up with more names for the bible?
638[22:48] <`````````> 9. He does not resemble any creation.
639[22:48] <`````````> 10. He is ever-living and never dies and is self-sustaining and never sleeps.
640[22:48] <`````````> 11. He creates without a need to create and provides and sustains without effort.
641[22:48] <`````````> 12. He causes death without fear and restores life without difficulty.
642[22:48] <`````````> 13. He has always existed together with His attributes since before His creation. Bringing
643[22:48] <`````````> creation into existence did not add anything to His attributes that was not already there. As
644[22:48] <`````````> He was always together with His attributes before creation, (Should we put “similarly he
645[22:48] <`````````> will always remain..” to include “Kazhalika”, or is “Kazhalika” translated as “and” in this
646[22:48] <`````````> case?) and will always remain with them throughout time forever. 
647[22:48] <`````````> 14. It was not only after the act of creation that He could be described as `the Creator’ nor
648[22:48] <Matius> yeah, ````````` gets it.
649[22:48] <`````````> was it only by the act of origination that He could he described as `the Originator’.
650[22:48] <`````````> 15. He was always the Lord even when there was nothing to be Lord of, and always the
651[22:48] <`````````> Creator even when there was no creation.
652[22:48] <`````````> 16. In the same way that He is the `Giver of life to the dead’, after He has brought them to life
653[22:48] <`````````> a first time, and deserves this name before giving them life, equally He deserves the name of
654[22:48] <`````````> `Creator’ before He has created them.
655[22:48] <`````````> 17. This is because He has the power to do everything, everything is dependent on Him,
656[22:48] <`````````> everything is easy for Him, and He does not need anything.
657[22:48] <`````````> Nothing is like Him. And He is the All-Hearing, the All-Seeing. [Surah al-Shura 42:11]
658[22:48] <`````````> 18. He created creation with His knowledge.
659[22:48] <thana> ...
660[22:48] <`````````> 19. He appointed destinies for those He created.
661[22:48] * Matius scratches his anus
662[22:48] <`````````> 20. He set their life spans.
663[22:48] <thana> no one gives a shit
664[22:48] <`````````> 21. Nothing about them was hidden from Him before He created them, and He knew
665[22:48] <`````````> everything that they would do before He created them. 
666[22:48] <`````````> 22. He ordered them to obey Him and prohibited them to disobey Him.
667[22:48] <Matius> HEY THANA
668[22:48] <`````````> 23. Everything happens according to His decree and will, and His will is fulfilled. The only
669[22:49] <Matius> HOW ARE YOU?
670[22:49] <`````````> will that people have is what He wills for them. What He wills for them occurs and what He
671[22:49] <`````````> does not will does not occur.
672[22:49] <thana> fine
673[22:49] <`````````> 24. He gives guidance to whoever He wills, and protects them, and keeps them safe from
674[22:49] <`````````> harm, out of His generosity; and He misguides whoever He wills, and abases them, and
675[22:49] <thana> watching beverly hills cop 3
676[22:49] <`````````> afflicts them, out of His justice.
677[22:49] <`````````> 25. All of them are subject to His will between both His generosity and His justice.
678[22:49] <Matius> WHAT?
679[22:49] <thana> bagel, stop this
680[22:49] <`````````> 26. He is exalted beyond having opposites or equals.
681[22:49] <Matius> I CAN'T HEAR YOU
682[22:49] <`````````> 27. No one reject His decree or delay His command or overpower His affairs.
683[22:49] <`````````> 28. We believe in all of this and ascertain that everything comes from Him.
684[22:49] <`````````> 29. And we are certain that Muhammad (May Allah bless him and grant him peace) is His
685[22:49] <`````````> chosen servant and selected Prophet and His Beloved Messenger with whom He is well
686[22:49] <`````````> pleased.
687[22:49] <`````````> 30. And that he is the seal of the prophets and the Imam of the God-fearing and the most
688[22:49] <`````````> honored of all the messengers and the beloved of the Lord of all the Worlds. 
689[22:49] <`````````> 31. Every claim to Prophethood after Him is falsehood and deception.
690[22:49] <thana> Yossarian, bagel 
691[22:49] <`````````> 32. He is the one who has been sent to all the jinn and all mankind with truth and guidance
692[22:49] <`````````> and with light and illumination.
693[22:49] <`````````> 33. The Qur’an is the word of Allah. It came from Him as speech without it being possible to
694[22:49] <`````````> say how. He sent it down upon His Messenger as revelation. The believers accept it, as
695[22:49] <`````````> absolute truth. They are certain that it is, truly, the word of Allah. It is not created, as is the
696[22:49] <`````````> speech of human beings, and anyone who hears it and claims that it is human speech has
697[22:49] <`````````> become an unbeliever. Allah warns and censures him, and forewarns him with Fire when He
698[22:49] <`````````> says, Exalted is He:
699[22:49] <`````````> I will put him into Saqar (Hell). [Surah al-Mudathir 74:26]
700[22:49] <`````````> When Allah threatens with the Fire to those who say
701[22:49] <`````````> This is nothing but saying of a mortal. [Surah al-Mudathir 74:25] 
702[22:49] <`````````> I gas your spoilers
703[22:50] <`````````> One of the few things I watch
704[22:50] <thana> oh
705[22:50] <thana> thats wy
706[22:50] <Yossarian> what the fuck is this mickey mouse bullshit?
707[22:50] <bagel> I can't...
708[22:50] <bagel> type out the name
709[22:50] <Matius> sorry ````````` 
710[22:50] <bagel> how many is it?
711[22:51] <Matius> you can usually hit the tilde key and tab
712[22:51] <Matius> but I get it
713[22:51] <Matius> he didn't want TWD spoilt
714[22:51] * Matius starts rubbing `````````'s shoulders
715[22:52] <Matius> I'll spoil it anyway
716[22:52] <Matius> TWD sucks
717[22:52] <Matius> SPOILT BITCH
718[22:53] <thana> lol
719[22:54] <Yossarian> <bagel> god tested on lots of people
720[22:54] <Yossarian> FTFY
721[22:54] <bagel> what
722[22:54] <Matius> yeah, Haiti
723[22:54] <Matius> badum ching
724[23:05] <eyeballin> whats up 
725[23:06] <thana> just cringin at matius jokes
726[23:06] <thana> hbu
727[23:07] <eyeballin> doin music
728[23:08] <eyeballin> im kind of feeling drained so i am doing the most ridiculous things like sampling current music and noise mashups
729[23:08] <eyeballin> im a bad person
730[23:08] <thana> when are you going to give up that pipe dream and do something that makes some real money? like interpretive dance
731[23:09] <thana> you come from a long line of jigglers, and you turn away from your fate, eyeballin 
732[23:09] <thana> i cant even look atyou in the eye anymore
733[23:09] <eyeballin> lol
734[23:09] <eyeballin> i am really interested in trying busking
735[23:09] <eyeballin> i just need a tambourine man
736[23:10] <eyeballin> it has to be a tambourine man and not woman or else no one will give me their change
737[23:11] <thana> lol
738[23:11] <thana> is that a hard rule
739[23:11] <thana> what if you introduced a washboard into the mix
740[23:12] <eyeballin> well just that the general public will sympathize less if its apparent i have a girlfriend
741[23:12] <eyeballin> i just had a classic bad idea
742[23:12] <eyeballin> im going to busk...with nothing but overdriven mashups of katy perry and death grips , and an open guitar case in front except obviously i dont have a guitar
743[23:13] <thana> oh
744[23:13] <thana> lol
745[23:13] <eyeballin> and just play tambourine along with it by myself
746[23:13] <thana> you sound like what goes on at some of the subway stations here
747[23:14] <eyeballin> ...while wearing a trump mask 
748[23:15] <Yossarian> but one must play some form of J'attendrai or the melody, at least.
749[23:15] <eyeballin> ill singalong, through the mask
750[23:15] <Yossarian> J'attendrai Swing
751[23:15] * Yossarian folds his arms forcefully and tightly
752[23:16] <eyeballin> also i wanna see what happens if you actually just roam around with a loud ghetto blaster, i would choose classic detroit techno
753[23:16] <Yossarian> READY? ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR
754[23:17] <Yossarian> doopododododoeuieueiddoeoeoideieieododo
755[23:18] <eyeballin> i feel like this could be a youtube sensation
756[23:18] <Yossarian> Clearrrrrrrrr CLEAR
757[23:19] <Yossarian> on display
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760[23:24] <thana> http://i.imgur.com/aCOcBD9.gifv
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762[23:31] <Yossarian> actually
763[23:31] <Yossarian> oh
764[23:31] <Yossarian> that bitch can't even stay connected
765[23:32] <Yossarian> I'd go pretty nuts if I heard someone playing Doves' Lost Souls or something I guess
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767[23:34] <eyeballin> how dare they interrupt my crimes
768[23:35] <eyeballin> as i was saying, real electro
769[23:35] <Yossarian> cybotron isn't real electro?
770[23:35] <eyeballin> i.e. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHWahImvn94     DJ Good Groove - Rock It (1998)
771[23:35] <eyeballin> no cybotron is very realest
772[23:35] <eyeballin> wasnt respondibng 2 that
773[23:37] <eyeballin> i need to be proactive about having a real warehouse party,there's more abandoned mill buildings around here than anywhere
774[23:38] <eyeballin> i watched something on vice regarding the resurgence of illegal raves in the uk
775[23:38] <eyeballin> in the city they can exploit a loophole if they claim to be squatters
776[23:38] <eyeballin> as long as the police believe it
777[23:38] <eyeballin> wouldnt work here
778[23:38] <eyeballin> need a good abandoned spot
779[23:39] <Yossarian> Remember in late 90s when The Crystal Method, Prodigy, Massive Attack, things of that nature, were all incredibly popular for a short period?
780[23:40] <Yossarian> Or maybe longer, a few years into the 2000s and I was benzoed out and I shot my radio and listened to Sabbath non-stop
781[23:41] <eyeballin> yeah lol
782[23:41] <eyeballin> vegas electro and whatever perversion of UK influences the prodigy represents
783[23:41] <eyeballin> its wank music but i still respect some of it , sonically
784[23:43] <eyeballin> before i discovered and appreciated the secret good things  i dismissed american electronic music entirely
785[23:44] <thana> crystal method is legit
786[23:44] <eyeballin> it's still almost entirely dismissable if were talking about mainstream shit
787[23:44] <eyeballin> yeah crystal method i respect, and stanton warriors
788[23:46] <eyeballin> there is still some good sounds in chicago and detroit, but detroit electro is in a low point / dead for practical purposes
789[23:46] <eyeballin> outside of niche interest
790[23:47] <eyeballin> not to discount that detroit continues to produce good and influential music, more so recently than after the 90s scene died
791[23:49] <thana> i saw fatboy slim live once
792[23:49] <thana> that was cool
793[23:51] <thana> slp 
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796[23:56] <Matius> put out=fallout
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798[23:56] <eyeballin> lol
799[23:57] <eyeballin> i like how cumcast's ineffective security measures are actually costing them more computing time and bandwidth, on top of the fact that i am stealing it to begin with
800[23:57] <Yossarian> yeah the crystal method is good, the bands like Massive Attack fall in the same thing like Portishead and such stuff and to some extent 'the verve'
801[23:58] <eyeballin> yeah massive attack is a one trick pony, not even a good trick really
802[23:58] <eyeballin> but the amount of bad 'triphop' and electronic music generally is always staggering
803[23:59] <eyeballin> s'why most people consider it lesser
804Session Time: Mon Oct 24 00:00:00 2016
805[00:06] <eyeballin> do you still play guitar Yossarian 
806[00:06] <eyeballin> i mean  , with regularity
807[00:07] <Yossarian> it's been awhile, too sick to play
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810[00:08] <casey_> <Yossarian> it's been awhile, too sick to play
811[00:08] <casey_> <eyeballin> fuuck
812[00:11] <casey_> i might as well record some of this in wireshark to see if i can infer whats actually happening
813[00:12] <casey_> like sometimes they'll let me stay connected but throttle down to almost 0
814[00:12] <casey_> and then if i just move my wifi adapter, back to full speed
815[00:13] <casey_> cant imagine why they would care about the physical location of my wifi device regardless of whether or not they see me as a legitimate user
816[00:14] <casey_> i guess.. it would prevent someone who is frauding and can
817[00:14] <casey_> can't or doesnt think to move their wifi receiver 
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820[00:16] <thievin> lol
821[00:18] <thievin> it's very exploitable because they've realized that they can't outright block certain accounts belonging to paying customers, because of someone else's activity
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824[00:25] <Yossarian> switch up, change my pitch up
825[00:26] <Yossarian> slap my bitch up, like a pimp
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831[00:46] <pepe> hey faggots
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835[00:50] <eyeballin> yo pepe howes shit
836[00:51] <pepe> going good
837[00:51] <pepe> I've been hunting elk the past 2 days 
838[00:52] <pepe> got soil material dropped, anticipating the lights getting delivered this week
839[00:52] <pepe> then transplant veg a bit and flip 
840[00:55] <Yossarian> what happens if you smoke in a non-smoking area?
841[00:55] <Yossarian> like, what do they charge you with, smoking?
842[00:56] <pepe> what.
843[00:56] <Yossarian> It's questions like these that kept me out of the really good schools. :(
844[00:56] <pepe> yeah like restaurants or parks or outside in downtown Denver?
845[00:56] <pepe> you'd get fined
846[00:58] <pepe> If you get caught
847[00:59] <`````````> https://i.4cdn.org/v/1477284844809.jpg
848[00:59] <pepe> Lol
849[01:00] <Yossarian> In the doctor's office like, when they piss me off or make me wait
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853[01:25] <bagel> so thirsty 
854[01:25] <bagel> stupid bike
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867[04:06] <blankooie> leg so hot
868[04:06] <blankooie> hot hot leg
869[04:07] <blankooie> leg so hot you cook an egg
870[04:08] <bagel> why is leg hot
871[04:08] <blankooie> bagel: http://i.imgur.com/fGjiDP0.jpg
872[04:08] <blankooie> because leg so hot
873[04:09] <bagel> that's hot
874[04:14] <blankooie> http://nh.craigslist.org/cto/5831144967.html
875[04:14] <blankooie> oh my god
876[04:15] <blankooie> that is so much truck for $k
877[04:15] <blankooie> $4k*
878[04:15] <blankooie> that probably gets 5mpg and I want it
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880[04:23] <blankooie> bedbed
881[04:23] <blankooie> night all
882[04:25] <blankooie> I gotta be up in 3 hours, to drive almost 2 hours. Then I have a class, then I get back to my place and sleep a bit, wake up, study for exam, then exam
883[04:25] <blankooie> NUFF BITCHIN, NIGHT ALL FOR REALIES
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885[06:06] <eyeballin> ahhhhhhhhh
886[06:06] <bagel> hallo
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941[11:08] <`````````> https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2035675/rurik-jutting-murder-trial-told-tortured-sex-worker-for-three-days-made-her-lick-toilet-before-sawing-through-her-neck/
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945[11:34] <HTS> rurik jutting dindu nothing
946[11:35] <HTS> he a good boy
947[11:35] <HTS> the chinese govrment racist
948[11:51] <Thana> huh
949[11:51] <HTS> ?_?
950[11:52] <HTS> just defending the indefensible with claims of racism, you know
951[11:52] <HTS> nothing to see here, move along
952[11:52] <Thana> ok
953[11:52] <HTS> have a funny meme: https://scontent-yyz1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/14680592_1602634336706637_702206408480186988_n.jpg?oh=28d6fc406f7508bc27a4bc0e4a53a1a6&oe=5889050B
954[11:53] <Thana> hts when are you going to start providing for your family
955[11:53] <Thana> lol saw that 
956[11:53] <HTS> d-do i have to provide for my family? i mean... 
957[11:53] <HTS> isn't that their job? you provide for kids because it's your fault they exist
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959[11:56] <Thana> idk, you should help out
960[11:57] <Thana> theyre not gonna be around forever, so mught as well get used to spending money
961[12:00] <HTS> i guess. i'll help out eventually. i pay them a bit of rent and stuff
962[12:00] <HTS> or i guess with the amount i give them it's more accurate to say i'm paying for my own food and the internet/tv
963[12:01] <HTS> and phones
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966[12:21] <Thana> ah
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968[12:23] <Salaam> I ate Hy-Vee pizza for breakfast
969[12:23] <Salaam> It was fairly disgusting
970[12:23] <Salaam> Its merits were few
971[12:24] <Salaam> It was lacking in desirability
972[12:24] <Salaam> $3.79 for two slices of Hy-Veeâ„¢ pizza
973[12:35] <Thana> shouldve went to sams club
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976[12:49] <Salaam> Dunno if there is such a club
977[12:53] <Salaam> Okla. murder suspect rants on Facebook Live while on the run
978[12:53] <Salaam> http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/okla-murder-suspect-rants-facebook-live-run-article-1.2842898
979[12:53] <Salaam> >Authorities also said Vance has AIDS and is looking to spread the virus, 
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983[13:18] <Salaam> http://jamaica-star.com/article/tell-me-pastor/20161015/my-boyfriend-cant-satisfy-me-so-i-cheat
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997[14:01] <Alhamdulillah> http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-10-23/i-went-wells-fargo-branch-and-what-happened-next
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1004[15:01] <Thana> salaam
1005[15:02] <Thana> got into an argument/discussion with an avid clinton supporter
1006[15:02] <Thana> god damn that shit is annoying
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1009[15:05] <Alhamdulillah> Lol
1010[15:05] <Thana2> actin like shes the second coming
1011[15:06] <Thana2> he kept saying i was doing a false equivalency cause i was saying i didnt like clinton but i liked her more than trump
1012[15:06] <Thana2> afaik thats not a false equivalency 
1013[15:08] <Thana2> but maybe it is
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1016[15:11] <Thana> bak
1017[15:24] <Alhamdulillah> It's not
1018[15:24] <Alhamdulillah> http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/10/23/exclusive-san-jose-trump-rally-violence-paid-protesters-threw-eggs/
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1027[16:01] <eyeballin> hi
1028[16:01] <Thana2> yo
1029[16:03] <eyeballin> hows the weathe r
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1034[17:02] <CumBird> CB
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1036[17:02] <CumBird> Please apply for a license to use my nickname, casey 
1037[17:02] <CumBird> You dumb faget
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1039[17:08] <Yossarian> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peking_to_Paris
1040[17:13] <HTS> 2fresh2smooth
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1043[17:19] * ChanServ sets mode: +oa bagel bagel
1044[17:20] <CumBird> Young oa 
1045[17:21] <bagel> Master v
1046[17:21] <bagel> what's good today CumBird?
1047[17:22] <CumBird> Assorted crap
1048[17:22] <CumBird> Nothing is very interesting about adult life
1049[17:23] <CumBird> Just dealing with an infinite number of minor things
1050[17:23] <bagel> I hear that
1051[17:23] <bagel> gotta pay rent today
1052[17:23] <CumBird> ownd
1053[17:24] <bagel> I'm excited for next year
1054[17:24] <bagel> we have plans to rent a house
1055[17:25] <bagel> apartments were OK but I like being able to walk around naked more than I can here
1056[17:26] <bagel> plus the other two love gardening and if I'm lucky I might get a shed to do my work in
1057[17:26] <CumBird> Sounds good
1058[17:26] <bagel> ye
1059[17:26] <CumBird> You could also grow weed
1060[17:26] <CumBird> Make a little mef
1061[17:27] <bagel> maybe the first one
1062[17:27] <bagel> I wouldn't dabble with mef
1063[17:28] <bagel> but we could have a pot plant each
1064[17:28] <CumBird> Better make it Critical Mass
1065[17:29] <CumBird> One plant is a weird limitation because the amoutn of useable flower varies so widely between strains & conditions
1066[17:29] <bagel> that's the way it is here
1067[17:30] <bagel> could always just buy the other varieties
1068[17:30] <bagel> it's cheaper here than the other states
1069[17:31] <bagel> snoop dogg or lion or pepsi or whatever he's whoring out now said we had quality shit here
1070[17:32] <CumBird> Quality weed can probably be found everywhere
1071[17:32] <bagel> indeed
1072[17:33] <CumBird> https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=12780568
1073[17:33] <CumBird> ````````` Alhamdulillah 
1074[17:33] <CumBird> Et al
1075[17:33] <bagel> it grows like a....weed. hehehehe
1076[17:33] <bagel> why should we click your links if you don't click anyone else's?
1077[17:34] <Alhamdulillah> Lol
1078[17:34] <CumBird> Time to make an alternate Twitter
1079[17:34] <CumBird> It's not even hard
1080[17:35] <Alhamdulillah> Scockpuppet Adams
1081[17:35] <CumBird> I don't click bullshit links, bagel 
1082[17:35] <bagel> you always say nc
1083[17:35] <bagel> to all the links
1084[17:35] <CumBird> Indeed
1085[17:35] <CumBird> Most but not all
1086[17:35] <CumBird> Most links are bullshit unfortunately
1087[17:36] <bagel> well I clicked it
1088[17:36] <bagel> it was meeeeh
1089[17:36] <CumBird> The New York Times is buying The Wirecutter for more than $30 million
1090[17:37] <bagel> I don't even know what the wirecutter is
1091[17:37] <Alhamdulillah> They could use that money to pop off something worth reading once in a while
1092[17:38] <CumBird> Wirecutter is awesome
1093[17:38] <bagel> magazine?
1094[17:38] <CumBird> However unpredictable the ascent of Donald Trump onto the stage of presidential politics may have been, one forecast model has been highly confident for months that he would win 
1095
1096the election on November 8, 2016.  The Primary Model predicted on March 7, 2016 that Trump would defeat Hillary Clinton with 87 percent certainty.
1097[17:38] <CumBird> It's just a website where some guy / people review shit and tell you what to buy
1098[17:38] <CumBird> You can find the best this or that
1099[17:39] <CumBird> Best towels, best sunscreen, best TV
1100[17:39] <CumBird> Extensive scientific process
1101[17:39] <bagel> and the best candidate in his opinion is trump?
1102[17:39] <CumBird> Who? 
1103[17:39] <bagel> trump a dump bump in the hump lookin frump
1104[17:39] <CumBird> http://primarymodel.com/2016-forecast-full/
1105[17:40] <bagel> hehehe
1106[17:41] <bagel> I knew he was gonna win
1107[17:41] <Alhamdulillah> Never heard of Wirecutter
1108[17:42] <Alhamdulillah> Might've if I were a person who bought things
1109[17:42] <bagel> YOU COMMUNIST
1110[17:42] <CumBird> I'd be very sad if Wirecutter disappeared
1111[17:42] <CumBird> Can't say that about many things
1112[17:42] * CumBird glances at bagel 
1113[17:42] <CumBird> j/k
1114[17:45] <bagel> I'll disappear up inside your butt
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1117[17:46] <CumBird> ow
1118[17:46] <bagel> I'm cranky
1119[17:47] <bagel> I had this hand done beautifully in my painting
1120[17:47] <bagel> and it got smudged
1121[17:47] <bagel> so I'm back to square one
1122[17:47] <Thana> dang
1123[17:48] <Thana> that sucks
1124[17:48] <bagel> yea
1125[17:48] <bagel> I guess that's what happens when you work on such big pieces 
1126[17:48] <bagel> this is the biggest thing I've made so far
1127[17:48] <bagel> although not heaviest
1128[17:49] <bagel> last year's carvings take that
1129[17:49] <CumBird> Just put a newspaper over it
1130[17:49] <CumBird> V. artistic
1131[17:49] <bagel> or I could just fix it with paint and ink and charcoal
1132[17:51] <bagel> or do you mean newspaper so it don't smudge again?
1133[17:51] <bagel> cause it's a little big for that now
1134[17:52] <CumBird> Just stick a newspaper on it
1135[17:52] <CumBird> Preferably a Donald Trump headline
1136[17:52] <bagel> no
1137[17:52] <CumBird> then put a smily face on the hand's owner
1138[17:53] <CumBird> As holders of newspapers featuring Donald Trump are inclined to emote
1139[17:53] <CumBird> The joy of Trump
1140[17:53] <Thana> do u not got like parchment paper to cover it
1141[17:54] <CumBird> Leaked trademarks confirm we’re getting three new MacBooks this week
1142[17:54] <CumBird> Do she got a buh widdit 
1143[17:54] <CumBird> Put some rims on that shih 
1144[17:55] <CumBird> Ain't nobody got no parchment
1145[17:55] <CumBird> Only parchment we got called munay
1146[17:55] <CumBird> HU aha ha a
1147[17:57] * CumBird speeds off in a 1999 Chevrolet Malibu
1148[17:57] <bagel> I just paint over it
1149[17:57] <bagel> it'll be fine
1150[17:57] * CumBird loses control of the vehicle one block down the street and crashes into a fire hydrant
1151[17:57] * CumBird flees the scene
1152[17:57] * bagel dances in the hydrant water
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1154[17:58] <bagel> they say it's going to be the worst summer recorded here
1155[17:59] <bagel> cemented my plans to spend most of the three months down at my dad's farm in the ocean all day
1156[17:59] <WorldPeace> your dad has a farm in the ocean, bagel?
1157[17:59] <WorldPeace> what does he grow? seaweed?
1158[17:59] <bagel> oysters
1159[17:59] <WorldPeace> ohm cool
1160[18:00] <WorldPeace> does your dad like this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E5m_XtCX3c
1161[18:02] <bagel> it won't load for me
1162[18:02] <bagel> :(
1163[18:02] <WorldPeace> oh
1164[18:02] <WorldPeace> sucks
1165[18:02] <WorldPeace> it's ocean man by ween
1166[18:03] <bagel> oh there we go
1167[18:03] <bagel> ye I see now
1168[18:03] <bagel> he wasn't big into ween
1169[18:03] <bagel> that was more mum
1170[18:04] <WorldPeace> i don't especially like ween
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1172[18:04] <WorldPeace> but i like that song
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1174[18:04] <WorldPeace> and some other songs
1175[18:04] <bagel> it is a good song
1176[18:04] <bagel> I like ween
1177[18:04] <bagel> he doesn't mind ween
1178[18:04] <bagel> but I remember the album we had was mums
1179[18:05] <bagel> same with butthole surfers
1180[18:06] <bagel> they were like MUM'S RECORDS
1181[18:06] <bagel> don't touch
1182[18:06] <Thana> youre a weenie, bagel
1183[18:06] <Thana> do u get food at weenie hut
1184[18:07] <bagel> no I go to weenie hut jr
1185[18:07] <bagel> for the hardcore weenies
1186[18:08] <Thana> lol
1187[18:08] <Thana> u win the prize
1188[18:08] <bagel> WHAT DO I GET
1189[18:09] * Thana licks bagels eye
1190[18:09] <Thana> an eye infection!
1191[18:10] <bagel> wow
1192[18:10] <bagel> gross
1193[18:11] <Thana> lol
1194[18:11] <Thana> eye infection not gauranteed
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1196[18:11] <CumBird> Heya WorldPeace 
1197[18:11] <Thana> so be happy with the lick
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1199[18:12] <WorldPeace> hi CumBird 
1200[18:12] <CumBird> Oean Man is a good one
1201[18:12] <bagel> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcRKZkk79-w
1202[18:12] <CumBird> Maybe you would like Mango Woman as well
1203[18:12] <CumBird> Let me think
1204[18:13] <CumBird> You'd probably like What Deaner Was Talkin About
1205[18:13] <bagel> I liked push th lil daises
1206[18:13] <WorldPeace> i like that one coutnry album by Ween
1207[18:13] <CumBird> Shit song, bagel 
1208[18:13] <bagel> that was the theme song of my childhood
1209[18:13] <bagel> I KNOW!
1210[18:13] <bagel> but childhood
1211[18:13] <CumBird> There are a couple good songs on their country album
1212[18:13] <CumBird> When I was in Portland recently I tell ya
1213[18:13] <CumBird> They played Fluffy
1214[18:14] <CumBird> Was cool
1215[18:14] <CumBird> But I had started to walk back because I had to urinate
1216[18:14] <CumBird> I was really close to the stage
1217[18:14] <bagel> cool
1218[18:14] <bagel> my friend got pulled on stage by Iggy pop once
1219[18:15] <Thana> cumbird
1220[18:15] <Thana> this attack is currently viable on any LTE network in the world. It is worth pointing out that this attack works by downgrading your LTE connection to a 3G connection and then 
1221
1222finally to an un-secure 2G connection and then exploiting known vulnerabilities there. I
1223[18:16] <Thana> Active 4G LTE vulnerability allows hackers to eavesdrop on conversations, read texts, and track your smartphone location
1224[18:16] <CumBird> dgas
1225[18:16] <CumBird> Come at me
1226[18:16] <Thana> o
1227[18:17] <CumBird> You are confusing me with Alhamdulillah 
1228[18:17] <Thana> no
1229[18:17] <Thana> youre techy
1230[18:17] <Thana> thats y i told you
1231[18:18] <CumBird> Alhamdulillah was the one complaining about his signal downgrading spontaneously
1232[18:18] <bagel> hey HEY ALHAMDULILLAH
1233[18:18] <bagel> guess what
1234[18:18] <Thana> oh rly
1235[18:18] <bagel> I'm going to breakfast with my partner
1236[18:18] <bagel> :))
1237[18:18] <Thana> oh shit i thought i rmr someone saying thay
1238[18:18] <Thana> r.i.p baz
1239[18:19] <bagel> triggered so hard his head sploded 
1240[18:20] <bagel> https://youtube.com/watch?v=bpOSxM0rNPM
1241[18:22] <CumBird> nc
1242[18:23] <bagel> bitch
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1244[18:24] <Alhamdulillah> Working until the hour
1245[18:25] <CumBird> http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/10/24/world/asia/living-in-chinas-expanding-deserts.html
1246[18:25] <CumBird> I'm going to do something like this in 2017
1247[18:26] <CumBird> Goal #1 eat many eggs of as many differnet birds as possible
1248[18:26] <CumBird> #2 live in Fukushima or some equally desolate locale for at least one month
1249[18:26] <CumBird> What else we got
1250[18:26] <Wren> truck stop glory hole
1251[18:27] <Wren> (TSGH)
1252[18:27] <CumBird> No I don't want to be fellated at a truck stop
1253[18:27] <CumBird> I'd rather be fellated in the comfort of my dwelling
1254[18:27] <Wren> well....
1255[18:28] <CumBird> Hold that thought, have to take a poop
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1257[18:38] <CumBird> Done
1258[18:38] <WorldPeace> that was quick
1259[18:39] <CumBird> Well I opened a protein shake and contemplated while walking
1260[18:42] <bagel> did you wash yo hands
1261[18:42] <Thana> he probably stuck them in his mouth instead
1262[18:43] <CumBird> I wash my hands many times throughout the day
1263[18:43] <CumBird> Very many
1264[18:43] <CumBird> Don't like shit on my hands
1265[18:44] <bagel> my hands always seen to have paint on them
1266[18:45] <bagel> *seem
1267[18:45] <bagel> one time I was in a drawing class working only in charcoal
1268[18:45] <bagel> and I somehow got oil paint all over me
1269[18:45] <bagel> somebody had wiped it all under the seat of my stool
1270[18:49] <WorldPeace> maybe it was a booger
1271[18:57] <Thana> why do ppl wipe paint or gum on the underside of desks 
1272[18:57] <Thana> the fuck is wrong w ppl
1273[18:57] <Thana> i have never put gum there
1274[18:58] <WorldPeace> because if you wiped it on top, then everyone would see what you had done
1275[18:59] <Thana> lol
1276[18:59] <Thana> good point
1277[19:00] <Alhamdulillah> Stingray, thana
1278[19:01] <Alhamdulillah> If they can maintain a constant connection on the more pervasive 2G network, they'll knock you down to it if the 4G or 3G signal gets too weak
1279[19:02] <Thana> idk if its necessarily stingraybut yeah
1280[19:02] <Thana> dats whats it doing
1281[19:02] <Thana> now the mechanism of action is confirmed
1282[19:02] <Thana> of stingra
1283[19:02] <Alhamdulillah> I just bareback everything
1284[19:03] <Thana> u gonnahave lik salaams runnin around then
1285[19:03] <Alhamdulillah> Like I give a fok prolly be dead in a coon's year anyway
1286[19:03] <Thana> lil
1287[19:04] <Alhamdulillah> Shit it got cold
1288[19:04] <Alhamdulillah> Not gonna be fun on my bicyclette
1289[19:05] <Alhamdulillah> What's funny is the internet would probably not be able to confirm it
1290[19:05] <Alhamdulillah> No obituary or funeral
1291[19:06] <Alhamdulillah> The chans can't even dox for shit anymore, not like we all used to
1292[19:06] <Alhamdulillah> Modern /int/ isn't even like the old /b/
1293[19:12] <CumBird> Unidentified body foud in corn field
1294[19:14] <CumBird> I wonder if an average farmer would bother to separate the body from corn
1295[19:14] <WorldPeace> that's what the machines do
1296[19:15] <WorldPeace> run corn and dead body through machine
1297[19:15] <CumBird> Probably dead bodies in every corn field
1298[19:15] <WorldPeace> end up with only  corn
1299[19:15] <CumBird> o
1300[19:16] <WorldPeace> gn friends
1301[19:17] * WorldPeace (~dunald@cloak-F0FB183.hsd1.in.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: Leaving)
1302[19:20] <`````````> http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_LEANING_TOWER_OF_SAN_FRANCISCO?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2016-10-24-00-08-11
1303[19:20] <`````````> >Pamela Buttery noticed something peculiar six years ago while practicing golf putting in her 57th-floor apartment at the luxurious Millennium Tower. The ball kept veering to 
1304
1305the same corner of her living room.
1306[19:20] <`````````> Fuck you Pamela Buttery
1307[19:20] <Thana> im eating so many oyster crackers 
1308[19:21] <`````````> Millennium Tower fallin over cuz it'z a flibbity flobbiting abomination
1309[19:21] <Thana> owned
1310[19:21] <`````````> ````````` ````````` ````````` ````````` ````````` ````````` ````````` 
1311[19:22] <Thana> these fuckheads didnt do soil analysis
1312[19:22] <`````````> >But it's not just leaning. It's sinking, too. And engineers hired to assess the problem say it shows no immediate sign of stopping.
1313[19:22] <`````````> Beeeeeeee heeheeeee
1314[19:23] <Thana> yeah
1315[19:23] <`````````> Hitch up the truck n help it along
1316[19:23] <Thana> they didnt do soil analysis beforehand
1317[19:23] <Thana> cause they fools
1318[19:25] <`````````> "We did this building the right way," Chris Jeffries, a founding partner at Millennium Partners, told a news conference. "The building is 100 percent safe."
1319[19:25] <`````````> Jeffries blames the building's problems on an adjacent construction site where a city rail terminal is being built. He says the Transbay Joint Powers Authority, the public 
1320
1321agency building the $4.5 billion transit hub, dug a 60-foot hole to create a dry construction site and pumped out millions of gallons of groundwater that wound up compressing and weakening the 
1322
1323soil under the Millennium Tower.
1324[19:25] <`````````> Town fulla homos is the problem
1325[19:25] <bagel> I paid rent and now I'm out of money
1326[19:26] <Thana> oh
1327[19:26] <Thana> oh wow maybe they right
1328[19:26] <Thana> why bagel
1329[19:26] <bagel> because I don't have any monies
1330[19:26] <bagel> I living hand to mouth
1331[19:26] <Thana> oh
1332[19:27] <Thana> u could always become a cam lady
1333[19:28] <bagel> why does everyone keep saying that
1334[19:28] <bagel> it isn't as lucrative as y'all pretend it ia
1335[19:28] <bagel> *is
1336[19:29] <Thana> lol
1337[19:29] <bagel> you gotta work at it
1338[19:29] <Thana> i think it is if u get the right nicbe
1339[19:29] <Thana> niche
1340[19:29] <Thana> true
1341[19:29] * Yossarian wonders how she knows this
1342[19:29] <Thana> gotta find a following
1343[19:29] <bagel> I don't got time for that
1344[19:29] <Thana> u could make a stream of u painting
1345[19:29] <Thana> become the next bob ross
1346[19:30] <bagel> nekkid painting
1347[19:30] <bagel> I'd be down with thaf
1348[19:30] <bagel> a friend and I do that already in her apartment every month
1349[19:30] <Thana> sounds erotic
1350[19:34] * bagel (~AndChat72@A8F3446.DE0B4FC4.E1C815BF.IP) Quit (Ping timeout)
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1352[19:49] <CumBird> Alright who wants to get they ass whipped
1353[19:49] * bagel (~AndChat72@16D96AC5.E77FAD3A.E1C815BF.IP) Quit (Ping timeout)
1354[19:53] <`````````> http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/russia-reveals-chilling-first-images-9118075
1355[19:54] * Thana (~yaaic@634FAE32:28234236:ED5B6F7C:IP) Quit (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by thnna)))
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1358[19:55] * ChanServ sets mode: +oa bagel bagel
1359[19:55] <bagel> new work pants purchased
1360[19:55] <bagel> thank fuck
1361[19:55] <bagel> I was getting sick of wearing that skirt
1362[19:56] <thana> Alhamdulillah, is tihs your type of board game
1363[19:56] <thana> http://slickdeals.net/f/9218787-alhambra-board-game-22-99-amazon
1364[19:56] <thana> whta kind of pants do you have to wear?
1365[19:56] <thana> khakis?
1366[19:57] <`````````> Ain't play no board gayme
1367[19:57] <bagel> black pants
1368[20:06] <thana> oh
1369[20:06] <thana> i would link you to some deals, bagel
1370[20:06] <thana> but its useless cause u in aus
1371[20:06] <thana> idk if itd work
1372[20:09] <bagel> my uni is called usa
1373[20:09] <bagel> it's usasa day
1374[20:09] <bagel> they have a petting zoo
1375[20:09] <bagel> I wanna cuddle a goat
1376[20:09] <thana> lol
1377[20:10] <thana> take pix
1378[20:23] <`````````> So I was given two large bags of leftover pasta from an event
1379[20:23] <`````````> Got meat in it
1380[20:23] <`````````> Looks pretty good so I made a carbonara
1381[20:24] <`````````> Start eating it
1382[20:24] <`````````> It's pork
1383[20:24] <`````````> What a waste
1384[20:24] <bagel> how can you carbonara without pork anyway
1385[20:25] <`````````> Obviously mine has no bacon
1386[20:30] <bagel> but that's the best bit
1387[20:30] <bagel> do you put cream in it?
1388[20:30] <bagel> cause that ain't right
1389[20:30] * casey (~casey@cloak-E0FC07CD.mycingular.net) has joined #thegentlemanloser
1390[20:31] <casey> Ey
1391[20:32] <thana> wsup
1392[20:33] <Alhamdulillah> No cream 
1393[20:34] <Alhamdulillah> Just butter and olive oil
1394[20:34] <casey> Chuffin along
1395[20:34] <Alhamdulillah> Butter is almost gone so depression x10 @that
1396[20:34] <Alhamdulillah> Guess I'll eat yoghurt 
1397[20:35] <HTS> >carbonara
1398[20:35] <HTS> >butter and olive oil
1399[20:35] <Alhamdulillah> Whatever
1400[20:35] <Alhamdulillah> I use what I have
1401[20:35] <HTS> it sounds good either way dude
1402[20:35] <HTS> :p
1403[20:36] <Alhamdulillah> Poorfag fake carbonara
1404[20:36] <Alhamdulillah> Add eggs wow Italian
1405[20:36] <Alhamdulillah> Fixin to smash the ol' telephone
1406[20:38] <thana> Dude, i’m gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I’m being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook 
1407
1408sht that was perviously in cans. you’re a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, 
1409
1410and has a milliondollar house o
1411[20:38] <thana> n the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.
1412[20:43] <CumBird> End the suffering casey 
1413[20:48] <bagel> uh oh
1414[20:52] <bagel> the rest of the honours class is kicking up a stink about where we have to exhibit for the examinations
1415[20:52] <bagel> bunch of whiney bitches
1416[21:32] <bagel> oops
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1419[21:34] <thana> i just spent like 10 mins looking at myself in a mirror
1420[21:34] <thana> wearign an old suit jacket
1421[21:34] <thana> thinkin if i could waer it as a sport coat/blazer
1422[21:34] <thana> also; my anker powre cord isfailing
1423[21:34] <thana> WTF anker
1424[21:46] * thana pulls a backup out of his ass
1425[21:46] * thana plugs into CumBird's usb port
1426[21:46] <thana> without a usb condom
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1429[21:55] * HTS_ is now known as HTS
1430[21:55] <thana> sup booboo
1431[22:38] * casey (~casey@cloak-E0FC07CD.mycingular.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
1432[22:43] <Alhamdulillah> I'm at the laundromeme
1433[22:43] <Alhamdulillah> & not entirely sure if I feel like drying my clothes
1434[22:45] <thana> thatll be a waste of a wash
1435[22:45] <thana> if you dont dry it
1436[22:48] <Alhamdulillah> I'll be the ocean for Halloween
1437[22:48] <Alhamdulillah> Wet and salty
1438[22:48] * eyeballin (~casey@C7FF9F31.FD49EC45.309A4DDF.IP) has joined #thegentlemanloser
1439[22:49] <eyeballin> nm 
1440[22:49] * eyeballin is now known as casey
1441[22:49] * ChanServ sets mode: +v casey
1442[22:51] <thana> i was about to say iv enever stepped foot or saw th eocean
1443[22:51] <thana> but thats a lie
1444[22:51] <thana> i swam in it a bit whe i was in puerto rico
1445[22:55] <casey> nice
1446[22:57] <Alhamdulillah> Iowa City earns repeat perfect score for LGBTQ inclusivity
1447[22:57] <Alhamdulillah> http://www.press-citizen.com/story/news/2016/10/23/iowa-city-earns-repeat-perfect-score-lgbtq-inclusivity/92473000/
1448[22:57] <Alhamdulillah> Kill me
1449[22:57] <thana> i gotta buy a thank u card tmw
1450[22:57] <thana> lol
1451[22:59] <Alhamdulillah> https://is.4chan.org/pol/1477363633471.jpg
1452[23:04] <thana> iis germany not ocnsidered white in there
1453[23:05] <thana> or france
1454[23:08] <Alhamdulillah> Both
1455[23:12] <thana> why not
1456[23:13] <casey> why do retards such as Alhamdulillah get so wound up about children's imaginary civil rights or whatever
1457[23:13] <Alhamdulillah> Refugees & immigration
1458[23:13] <Alhamdulillah> Huh
1459[23:15] <casey> would rush limbaugh suck your dick for percocet
1460[23:17] <Alhamdulillah> Probably
1461[23:17] <casey> right 
1462[23:17] <Alhamdulillah> If you threw in a cigar
1463[23:17] <thana> HTS, 
1464[23:17] <thana> is your bf in jail
1465[23:18] <casey> but what i mean is, you link to some probably shit tier website with some article about some thing that happened somewhere like even a miniscule event such as that
1466[23:18] <casey> and you're like oh godf bnigger obama kill me now i dont want to live with any more gays about
1467[23:19] * foamy (sid25727@cloak-EBE3BA9A.highgate.irccloud.com) Quit (Ping timeout: 243 seconds)
1468[23:20] <casey> see, look foamy just left 
1469[23:20] <casey> because of your fag shaming
1470[23:23] * foamy (~sid25727@cloak-EBE3BA9A.highgate.irccloud.com) has joined #thegentlemanloser
1471[23:24] <Alhamdulillah> Some thing that happened somewhere
1472[23:25] <casey> yeah, who cares
1473[23:25] <casey> unless you are 1) a gay activist or 2) a homophobe
1474[23:25] <casey> which do you choose
1475[23:25] <Alhamdulillah> Homophobia is a bullshit concept
1476[23:26] <Alhamdulillah> Everything has to be hatred or a phobia doesn't it
1477[23:26] <Alhamdulillah> Cuz it's 2016
1478[23:26] <casey> uh 
1479[23:26] <casey> no
1480[23:26] <Alhamdulillah> Uhhhh yeah 
1481[23:26] <casey> because it's ethically wrong and you're a fake muslim
1482[23:27] <Alhamdulillah> Ethically wrong to oppose diseased homos having their way with the education system
1483[23:27] <casey> lmao dont try to do the "i dont hate gays just the god i worship does"
1484[23:27] <Alhamdulillah> Check out their life expectancy
1485[23:27] <Alhamdulillah> There's the hatred again
1486[23:27] <casey> yeah hatred is what you expressed
1487[23:28] <Alhamdulillah> Facts are what I expressed
1488[23:28] <Alhamdulillah> You just don't like them
1489[23:28] <Alhamdulillah> Take another drug while I fold my clothing
1490[23:28] <casey> i don't care, you're wrong, i'll kill you when i rule this land
1491[23:28] <Alhamdulillah> Lol
1492[23:28] <Alhamdulillah> Better pay someone else to do it
1493[23:29] <casey> it's literally true that i suffer the same flaw as you, dogmatic thinking, or any kind of confidence in your stupid adopted beliefs
1494[23:30] <Alhamdulillah> No 
1495[23:31] <casey> yeah
1496[23:32] <casey> like unless you were being sarcastic what you said is a wrong thing to say that you think is right because you'
1497[23:32] <casey> re dumb
1498[23:32] <bagel> bumb
1499[23:32] <bagel> hi casey
1500[23:32] <casey> hi hru bagel
1501[23:32] <Alhamdulillah> Sorry about your feelings, #ItGetsBetter
1502[23:32] <bagel> I'm gud
1503[23:33] <Alhamdulillah> (it gets AIDS)
1504[23:33] <casey> it does get better because ultimately you're living a delusion and this is depriving you of actually experiencing life
1505[23:33] <Alhamdulillah> Chortle
1506[23:34] <casey> internally; intellectually, and in all other respects 
1507[23:35] <Alhamdulillah> Is that the wind
1508[23:35] <casey> i don't even hate religious people it's just that confidence and or zealotry is disgusting
1509[23:36] <Alhamdulillah> Psychiatrist ruins life by injecting child with hormones
1510[23:36] <casey> especially when it causes you to be a bigot l o l 
1511[23:36] <Alhamdulillah> To oppose that is zealotry
1512[23:36] <casey> that's another perfect example of some shit i don't care about
1513[23:37] <Alhamdulillah> Yeah well if you don't care about a generation being neutered then what do you care about
1514[23:38] <casey> what really stinks though, like the real stinker is this marriage of internet alt right horseshit and islam lmao
1515[23:38] <casey> it's wild though i respect that
1516[23:38] <casey> very american
1517[23:38] <Alhamdulillah> The big difference is the alt-right is still solution-oriented
1518[23:38] <Alhamdulillah> They think they can stop all this
1519[23:39] <Alhamdulillah> They're right about a lot but they can't stop it
1520[23:39] <Alhamdulillah> Ironically enough, they're the only ones who tolerate my presence
1521[23:39] <casey> i really can't think of more than one or two max things they might be right about
1522[23:39] <casey> like you can have fun without cussin'
1523[23:40] <casey> or exploiting masses of people when you have almost no charisma and are just a straight up charlatan 
1524[23:40] <casey> i dig it
1525[23:43] <casey> you're lucky i'm not one of them Alhamdulillah or i would report you to The Department Of Homeland Security immediately
1526[23:43] <thana> all the alt right is interested in, is regressing the country back to 1900
1527[23:43] <Alhamdulillah> For what
1528[23:44] <Alhamdulillah> 1900 would be an improvement
1529[23:44] <thana> kek
1530[23:44] <casey> the alt right isnt even a thing, it's just a bunch of white people on reddit and alex jones , and they are all either 15, 45, or 65
1531[23:45] <Alhamdulillah> Alex wedged himself in late
1532[23:45] <casey> as he is wont to do 
1533[23:45] <casey> but he has that same demographic 
1534[23:45] <Alhamdulillah> They've merged, he's still a shill
1535[23:45] <casey> people who still care about random internet articles, essentially
1536[23:45] <Alhamdulillah> One of the things that made me jump ship
1537[23:47] <casey> Alhamdulillah i have to believe that you are making jokes because it's pretty funny if you are, but if you aren't, well, maybe i need to inform the appropriate authorities 
1538[23:47] <Alhamdulillah> I'm already monitored u fool
1539[23:48] <casey> probably you are blurring the line between the two, i hope, otherwise it'd be hard for me to not consider you subhuman
1540[23:48] <Alhamdulillah> My entire point is that no political action can provide any solution
1541[23:48] <thana> is that why you turned to islam?
1542[23:48] <thana> beacuse you feel hopeless
1543[23:49] <Alhamdulillah> Society is hopeless
1544[23:49] <casey> i respect faith actually like that i get it 
1545[23:49] <thana> heres a tip, Alhamdulillah 
1546[23:49] <Alhamdulillah> Only thing to do is get out if you have the means
1547[23:49] <casey> but i dont appreciate the symptoms Alhamdulillah is exhibiting
1548[23:49] <thana> life is going to go on, without us
1549[23:49] <thana> nothing we do really matters
1550[23:49] <Alhamdulillah> How about your symptoms
1551[23:49] <casey> like that time you linked to the article about military UN riot control vehicles or whatever
1552[23:50] <Alhamdulillah> Drug use, Maoism
1553[23:50] <casey> i assumed you were presenting it as farcical, humorous 
1554[23:50] <Alhamdulillah> I dunno what article
1555[23:50] <Alhamdulillah> Those are manufactured in the US
1556[23:50] <casey> yeah
1557[23:51] <casey> but the sentiment of the article was full nigger obama international U.N. Kenyan Indonesian Muslim Socialist conspiracy 
1558[23:52] <casey> and somehow you fit your worldview in between and around those ideas as well as allegedly being a practicing muslim
1559[23:52] <casey> that'
1560[23:52] <Alhamdulillah> I don't know if Obama ever became Muslim
1561[23:52] <casey> is American as fuck
1562[23:52] <casey> High five
1563[23:52] <Alhamdulillah> But he sure kills a lot of them
1564[23:52] <Alhamdulillah> Which is bad if he is
1565[23:53] <Alhamdulillah> Hillary wants to keep on doing that
1566[23:53] <Alhamdulillah> Trump wants to end it
1567[23:54] <casey> i can't take that seriously
1568[23:54] <Alhamdulillah> I believe that
1569[23:55] <casey> if you take trump seriously regarding his campaign claims you MUST be joking
1570[23:55] <Alhamdulillah> Likewise with Hillary
1571[23:55] <Alhamdulillah> The difference is in grasping what you're dealing with in a person like her
1572[23:55] <casey> not really lol
1573[23:55] <thana> anyone that is an avid supporter of either political wing is an idiot
1574[23:55] <casey> some % of the things hillary says are sincere
1575[23:55] <thana> hardcore trump fans are retarded, hardcore hilary fans are retarded
1576[23:55] <Alhamdulillah> I'm hardly avid 
1577[23:55] <casey> trump is literally, as his strategy, never sincere
1578[23:56] <thana> however, historically, democrats have done more for the average person, than republicans
1579[23:57] <thana> anyways
1580[23:57] <casey> only within the left do you find ideas that respect humanity, or even basic ethics
1581[23:57] <thana> im watching this 'hot girls wanted' documentary
1582[23:57] <thana> reminds me of when my dumb female cousin said she was going to move to florida
1583[23:57] <thana> i wonder if she was gonna do porn
1584[23:57] <casey> i want to move to florida because its warm and full of idiots i can manipulate under the guise of friendship
1585[23:58] <Alhamdulillah> You were talking about ethics
1586[23:58] <casey> i was, i didn't claim i'm ethical
1587[23:58] <casey> seperate issue
1588[23:58] <Alhamdulillah> Lol
1589[23:58] <casey> what matters is that i know what's wrong and you'
1590[23:58] <casey> 're like hellen keller tier oblivious
1591[23:59] <casey> should hire someone to explain socialism to you by drawing patterns with their finger on your palm
1592[23:59] <Alhamdulillah> She was a communist actually
1593[23:59] <casey> yeah i know
1594Session Time: Tue Oct 25 00:00:00 2016
1595[00:00] <casey> socialist, is my understanding, the distinction being she wasn't pro soviet IIRC
1596[00:00] <casey> i mean there are more distinctions than that but im making it simple for your small undeveloped brain
1597[00:01] <Alhamdulillah> Is yours big and developed?
1598[00:01] <casey> yeah it's like 98 percentile range in every respect
1599[00:02] <Alhamdulillah> Probably not the English section
1600[00:02] <thana> hey both of you stop talking and read this
1601[00:02] <thana> this has to be a joke
1602[00:02] <thana> got this email from the school
1603[00:03] <thana> The appointed exorcist for the Archdiocese of Chicago is coming to speak at the Newman Center at UI
1604[00:03] <Alhamdulillah> Is it about clowns
1605[00:03] <Alhamdulillah> Oh
1606[00:03] <thana> Fr. Grob's doctorial dissertation inspired the book and movie: The Rite.
1607[00:03] <thana> Learn all about exorcisms from an expert with first hand experiences.
1608[00:03] <thana> Come with your questions such as these:
1609[00:03] <thana> "How can a demon even enter someone's body?"
1610[00:03] <thana> "How do you get rid of a demon?"
1611[00:03] <thana> "How do I know if someone is possessed?"
1612[00:03] <thana> "What powers does a priest have?"
1613[00:03] <thana> "Does Satan even really exist?"
1614[00:03] <Alhamdulillah> Cool I wanna go
1615[00:03] <thana> All students, staff, and faculty of any or no faith are welcome.
1616[00:03] <thana> lol
1617[00:03] <casey> if you hit the grammar nazi thing thats an even bigger red flag 
1618[00:03] <Alhamdulillah> Of course it is
1619[00:03] <Alhamdulillah> In the context of talking about test scores
1620[00:04] <Alhamdulillah> Are you going thana
1621[00:04] <casey> i wasn't talking about test scores, i was speaking of literally every aspect of myself that God has bestowed
1622[00:04] <thana> i dont got time for that shit
1623[00:05] <Alhamdulillah> If I feel like assessing you based on middle school standardized tests I'll bring it up again
1624[00:06] <Alhamdulillah> I doubt you've had occasion to be tested subsequently for anything other than psych evals and drug use
1625[00:08] <casey> everything you've said since i exposed how you are wrong morally and ethically has been irrelevent personal attacks, even worse not even decent trollling
1626[00:08] <Alhamdulillah> If they had that talk here I'd go but this university is probably too liberal
1627[00:08] <casey> you have done more than enough to expose your failings 
1628[00:09] <casey> be quiet and reflect in shame
1629[00:09] <casey> you are a poor person
1630[00:09] <Alhamdulillah> Actually all of your attacks have been vaguely appealing to a yet-undefined morality or personal insults
1631[00:10] <Alhamdulillah> Inb4 my brain is small again
1632[00:10] <Alhamdulillah> Bet one'll be archived in the Library of Congress 
1633[00:10] <Alhamdulillah> That*
1634[00:10] <casey> that's because i don't suffer from the dunning kruger effect
1635[00:11] <Alhamdulillah> I believe you've spent enough time around shrinks to know what that is
1636[00:12] <Alhamdulillah> Brb pedaling my bicyclette homeward
1637[00:12] <casey> well actually i've literally spent like maybe 2 hours with my psychiatrist and 6 to 10 with my therapist, who is just some bozo i bullshit with
1638[00:13] <Alhamdulillah> If that's not what you do with them you'd probably be actually crazy
1639[00:13] <Alhamdulillah> I had one for like two months and she was useless to talk to
1640[00:13] <Alhamdulillah> Diagnosed me with depression but I already knew that
1641[00:13] <Alhamdulillah> Pretty obvious
1642[00:14] <casey> the real reason i know of that described effect is: i use the information superhighway correctly, and you utilize it to get upset about gays having somewhere to live where there's 
1643
1644slightly less risk of fag bashing
1645[00:14] <casey> so basically i will just make a sweet deal with donald trump and have you tossed into a zoroastrian death pit as the one true god intended
1646[00:14] <Alhamdulillah> Yeah it ruined my day
1647[00:14] <casey> not your heresy
1648[00:16] <casey> in conclusion i respect the amount of cognitive dissonance you have so far been able to maintain, allegedly
1649[00:17] <casey> but you're still wrong and in need of some form of assistance, reeducation 
1650[00:17] <casey> even if we only consider your own personal interest 
1651[00:18] <casey> you could be saved from the chronic stress that must occur from holding such contradictory beliefs and this kind of identity crisis 
1652[00:20] <casey> islam and its source material however have the most agreeable description of god, at least when comparing against various strains of christianity 
1653[00:20] <CumBird> Just stop trying to form an intelligent thought, casey
1654[00:20] <CumBird> You're stupid
1655[00:20] <casey> and by source material i mean jews
1656[00:20] <CumBird> And you're a faggot
1657[00:20] <casey> yeah okay "cumbird"
1658[00:20] <CumBird> You don't know shit about shit
1659[00:20] <casey> i know all that can be known
1660[00:21] <CumBird> You know literally nothing
1661[00:21] <CumBird> You're a male feminist lil retard cuck
1662[00:21] <bagel> boys
1663[00:21] <CumBird> And you live iny our mom's flower shack
1664[00:21] <CumBird> No offense
1665[00:21] <CumBird> Should probably end the suffering IMO
1666[00:21] <CumBird> Anyways, I gotta take a fine bath
1667[00:21] <casey> well some of that is factual, so no offense taken
1668[00:21] * CumBird exhales cigars moke into the face of casey 
1669[00:21] <casey> i forgive the rest because i am generous
1670[00:22] <casey> i am generous because i am a true son of god
1671[00:22] <casey> this is clear because i have been shown favor by Him
1672[00:22] <casey> moresore than you cretins
1673[00:22] <casey> untermensch, wage slaves, idiots
1674[00:22] <casey> all of the above
1675[00:25] <casey> living like a devil is one thing but justifying it because you
1676[00:25] <casey> 're really just racist 
1677[00:25] <casey> like real racism
1678[00:26] <casey> or whatever combination of things you scrapbook together feebly attempting to justify your experiences 
1679[00:26] <casey> it's all wrong and a waste of time
1680[00:31] <casey> i only care to instruct because you both, Alhamdulillah to a much lesser degree, have demonstrated some ability to think critically or at least understand words in Alhamdulillah's 
1681
1682case
1683[00:33] <casey> if you follow what i teach you will only increasingly be at peace in your existence and relationship with the Lord 
1684[00:33] <casey> also i get to fuck all of your daughters whenever i want and call them my wives
1685[00:36] <casey> exile and shun your male heirs if not just execute them because of the threat to my holy effort in saving your lives of sin, fucking your daughters, and spreading the good word 
1686[00:46] * Disconnected
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1689[00:46] * Topic is '<QqQqQqQ> Knife the roos'
1690[00:46] * Set by Yossarian on Wed Oct 19 15:15:17
1691[00:48] <`````````> I just got an email about the Chicago Cubs and much of its content is about as comprehensible as scrolling up
1692[00:48] <`````````> Not sure why I was sent this
1693[00:48] <casey> even under the best possible circumstances this political system is as much a charade as politics have always been, like even if you removed all the corruption
1694[00:49] <bagel> were you a scout?
1695[00:49] <casey> if you can't follow what i've said you are a poor reader
1696[00:49] <bagel> what a nerd
1697[00:49] * bagel throws small rocks at baz
1698[00:49] <`````````> I can follow what you said it just doesn't lead where you say it does
1699[00:49] <bagel> that's what we did to the scouts in my town
1700[00:49] <`````````> I was a scout
1701[00:49] <`````````> WeBeLos etc.
1702[00:49] <`````````> Yay bear den or whatever
1703[00:50] <`````````> Still have the shirt in a box
1704[00:50] <thana> i cant believe i just came to wht i just came to
1705[00:50] <casey> no it does lead where i say it does: nowhere and nothing, with a sentimental nostalgia for when people were uneducated enough to believe things with confidence
1706[00:51] * Disconnected
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1709[00:52] * Topic is '<QqQqQqQ> Knife the roos'
1710[00:52] * Set by Yossarian on Wed Oct 19 15:15:17
1711[00:52] <casey> ````````` I got some medicine to sell you, it's water but not really, it'll save your life
1712[00:52] <bagel> I came to documentary about sharks
1713[00:52] * Wren (~abuse@cloak-BBB75F12.sub-70-209-26.myvzw.com) Quit (Ping timeout: 185 seconds)
1714[00:52] <bagel> does it top that?
1715[00:53] <thana> lol
1716[00:53] <thana> no
1717[00:53] <`````````> Well, the same lubricating compound in your vagina is secreted by sharks on their skin to help them glide through the water
1718[00:53] <casey> still curious about this shark thing you mentionbagel
1719[00:53] <`````````> So not entirely unrelated
1720[00:53] <thana> http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=Sybian+Forced+Orgasm&&view=detail&mid=E452CB1CB543F78ED8A8E452CB1CB543F78ED8A8&FORM=VRDGAR
1721[00:53] <casey> im remembering some shark cartoon...
1722[00:53] <thana> unintelligble screams/moans 
1723[00:53] <thana> lol
1724[00:53] <casey> wth was that shark cartoon
1725[00:54] <casey> they sold candy branded with it 
1726[00:54] <casey> Street Sharks
1727[00:54] <casey> lmao
1728[00:54] <bagel> fuck yes
1729[00:55] <bagel> that's my jam
1730[00:55] <`````````> When you're a Jet
1731[00:55] <CumBird> Ah yes that was a fine bath indeed
1732[00:55] <casey> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Street_Sharks
1733[00:55] <CumBird> Wooooah Big Old Jet Air Liner
1734[00:55] <CumBird> Don't Carry Me Too Far Awaay
1735[00:55] <CumBird> Woooah 
1736[00:55] <casey> i figured it mustve been the same thing bagel those sharks are buff
1737[00:55] * CumBird smashes casey's face into a locker
1738[00:55] <`````````> When I was like 5 I thought it was "big ol' Carolina"
1739[00:56] <`````````> Didn't make sense
1740[00:56] <CumBird> Seems to rhyme
1741[00:56] <`````````> Why is Carolina carrying him away from itself
1742[00:56] <CumBird> I don't think this feta chee is even real feta chee
1743[00:56] <CumBird> It's too soft
1744[00:56] <CumBird> I bet it's tainted with some other chee
1745[00:56] <casey> tbh sometimes i would amuse my cohorts in grade school by headbutting lockers while traversing the hallways, this does not phase me
1746[00:56] <CumBird> faze 
1747[00:57] <casey> right mybad
1748[00:57] * CumBird simply urinates into the face of casey 
1749[00:57] <`````````> We had a Mexican who did things like that
1750[00:57] <CumBird> The great thing about the word "cum" is that it makes everyone uncomfortable
1751[00:57] <CumBird> Everyone is happy to discuss piss or shit
1752[00:57] <bagel> no it was an informational documentary about sharks
1753[00:57] <CumBird> Or anything else really
1754[00:57] <casey> true
1755[00:57] <`````````> I would give him my fruit as I did not want it, and he would flush it down the toilet, it became a problem
1756[00:57] <CumBird> Something about "cum" sets everyone off
1757[00:58] <bagel> why?
1758[00:58] <bagel> cum is good
1759[00:58] * ````````` is now known as FlockOfSemengulls
1760[00:58] <casey> okay so like real sharks bagel? i guess can still kind of get that
1761[00:58] <casey> do sharks even have dicks tho
1762[00:58] <bagel> it's full of zinc
1763[00:58] <CumBird> Western heteros are like "Cum... ew... it's gay to discuss that topic"
1764[00:58] * FlockOfSemengulls peck
1765[00:58] * FlockOfSemengulls is now known as `````````
1766[00:58] <bagel> of course they do
1767[00:58] <CumBird> Meanwhile they'll talk all day about their genitals
1768[00:58] <`````````> I may have discovered the best nick but it is probably already in use
1769[00:58] <CumBird> Something about cum, this basic materiel on which life depends
1770[00:58] <`````````> It's the easiest to Tab
1771[00:58] <casey> well yeah but is it like aesthetically relevant or some kind of spiny cat dick thing
1772[00:58] <CumBird> Freaks everyone out
1773[00:59] <bagel> hurt so good casey
1774[00:59] <casey> too bad strode isnt here
1775[00:59] <casey> according to him,  cat tongue so scratchy
1776[00:59] <`````````> I knew of the principle of this but always associated myself with some combo of letters
1777[01:00] <`````````> This is pure
1778[01:00] <`````````> Pure `
1779[01:00] * thana is now known as ````````
1780[01:00] <````````> o rly
1781[01:00] <`````````> I was just typing "Unless someone does it shorter"
1782[01:00] * ```````` is now known as thana
1783[01:00] <CumBird> Almost reminds you of some primitive african number system
1784[01:01] <CumBird> Makin' notches in some fuckindrift wood
1785[01:01] * CumBird is now known as |||||
1786[01:01] <`````````> lol
1787[01:01] <|||||> How much is that
1788[01:01] <`````````> 5 seashells and a rape
1789[01:01] <thana> you didnt cross the 5th hatchmark over the 4
1790[01:01] <thana> nub
1791[01:02] <thana> hash*
1792[01:02] <`````````> SSAs don't invent such abstractions
1793[01:02] <casey> but cumbird making notches is like the most important development towards maths
1794[01:02] <|||||> math *
1795[01:02] <casey> maths
1796[01:02] <casey> ***
1797[01:03] <|||||> The British don't know how to use English properly
1798[01:03] <|||||> As they're retarded faggots
1799[01:03] <casey> lol
1800[01:03] <|||||> When we discuss math we discuss it as a singular discipline
1801[01:03] <|||||> It doesn't make any sense to contract it that way as if it's plural
1802[01:03] <|||||> Mathematics /is/
1803[01:03] <|||||> Mathematics > Math
1804[01:03] <casey> i'm imagining you at like a library doing a reading of your memoirs 
1805[01:03] <casey> saying that
1806[01:04] <thana> Math and maths are equally acceptable abbreviations of mathematics. 
1807[01:04] <|||||> Not to me
1808[01:04] <thana> who cares
1809[01:04] <thana> you're wrong and brain broke
1810[01:04] <|||||> As a side note: It's not ok to say "Manchester united /have/"
1811[01:04] <thana> Neither abbreviation is correct or incorrect. You may hear arguments for one being superior to the other, and there are logical cases for both sides. One could argue maths is 
1812
1813better because mathematics ends in s, and one could argue math is better because mathematics is just a mass noun that happens to end in s. In any case, English usage is rarely guided by logic, and 
1814
1815these usage idiosyncrasies are often 
1816[01:04] <thana> arbitrary. If you were raised in a part of the world where people say maths, then maths is correct for you, and the same is of course true of math. Don’t listen to anyone who 
1817
1818says otherwise.
1819[01:04] <|||||> Manchester united is a singular entity
1820[01:05] <thana> ...
1821[01:05] <|||||> Again, the British do not know how to use English properly
1822[01:05] <thana> its a plural singular entity
1823[01:05] <|||||> Manchester united /is/ a team
1824[01:05] <thana> its a singular entity made up of things
1825[01:05] <|||||> Manchester united is not plural
1826[01:05] <|||||> Yes, if we were talking about the individual players then it would be plural
1827[01:05] <thana> it depends on the rest of the sentence
1828[01:05] <|||||> But no one does that
1829[01:05] <|||||> Manchester United, the team, is singular
1830[01:05] <|||||> It doesn't make sense to refer to it as plural
1831[01:05] <|||||> Just like it doesn't make sense to refer to math as plural "maths"
1832[01:06] <casey> i favor maths much more because "math" might be misunderstood as if mathematics are a singular, monolithic entity, which is true only in the very fundamentals, really it's a 
1833
1834collection of ideas that often can be quite distant from others
1835[01:06] <casey> calling it all "math" is unclear
1836[01:06] <|||||> I repeat: The British are retarded faggots, and the less you support their linguistic inclinations the better off we all are
1837[01:06] <|||||> Calling it "math" is perfectly clear
1838[01:06] <casey> no
1839[01:06] <casey> you can call it Counting if you want
1840[01:06] <thana> uh hell no theres a spider starin at me
1841[01:06] <casey> but its only mathematics, not math
1842[01:06] <thana> dafuq
1843[01:07] <|||||> Math
1844[01:07] <casey> Mathssssssssss
1845[01:07] <bagel> yay
1846[01:07] <bagel> I'm covered in glue
1847[01:07] <thana> roll in some paper
1848[01:07] <casey> what kind
1849[01:07] <bagel> pva
1850[01:07] <casey> i'm not making innuendo im genuinely curious
1851[01:07] <casey> oh
1852[01:07] <bagel> so is great for peeling off
1853[01:08] <|||||> I wish I wasn't up this late; I'm not gonna get to the gym before work
1854[01:08] <|||||> :  (
1855[01:08] <bagel> what don't you have a gym at your place?
1856[01:08] <thana> tfw don't start until 1230 tmw
1857[01:08] <casey> don't let that stop you
1858[01:08] <|||||> Yeah it's not good enough tho
1859[01:08] <thana> if you were a model citizen like mockturtle, you would have been asleep 5 hours ago, |
1860[01:09] <thana> |||||, 
1861[01:09] <casey> lol
1862[01:09] <bagel> my really skinny brother has started going to the gym
1863[01:09] <|||||> I've deviated from my early to bed early to rise routine
1864[01:09] <bagel> I think mostly cause he was mad our youngest brother looks older than him
1865[01:09] <|||||> Hopefully fix this week
1866[01:09] <bagel> cause he has more muscle mass and can grow more facial hair
1867[01:09] <|||||> Mockturtle is correct
1868[01:09] <thana> tell him to do starting strength, bagel
1869[01:09] <casey> i haven't lifted much at all since i acquired a tremendous amount of speed and am constantly fatigued due to it
1870[01:10] <thana> you're gonna spin out, casey 
1871[01:10] <casey> on the other hand i shed groce beer fat so whatever
1872[01:10] <|||||> God what a pathetic organism
1873[01:10] <casey> well my heart might explode thana but yes
1874[01:10] <casey> please ||||| you described the same behavior
1875[01:11] <casey> oh and lol that was a fantastic period for your monologues 
1876[01:11] <casey> at first i didnt know you had adderall and thought you might really be going insane
1877[01:11] <|||||> Uh no
1878[01:11] <|||||> I've never had "beer fat"
1879[01:11] <casey> thats not what was referringto
1880[01:12] <|||||> I don't know what period you're talking about
1881[01:12] <casey> im talking about adderall
1882[01:12] <|||||> I don't know if I was even on IRC while taking adderall
1883[01:12] <casey> that you said you were using 40mg a day
1884[01:12] <|||||> Definitely not very much
1885[01:12] <|||||> I was traveling for a lot of that time
1886[01:12] <casey> yeah not often
1887[01:12] <`````````> A beergut is caused largely by fluid that the liver has been unable to process yet
1888[01:12] <|||||> Yep, got up to 40mg
1889[01:13] <|||||> Adderall isn't good
1890[01:13] <|||||> You take one pill, amazing
1891[01:13] <|||||> Increase to two, terrific
1892[01:13] <|||||> Three, eh, alright
1893[01:13] <|||||> Increase to pull # 4 and you can't even feel the difference
1894[01:13] <|||||> That's where it gets scary
1895[01:13] <thana> ghen u takin 4 just to feel anythin
1896[01:13] <casey> yeah, you grow to hate it, ultimately the same way with every amph variant ive used
1897[01:13] <casey> some are nicer than others
1898[01:13] <|||||> When you don't even feel a mild bump in your heart rate
1899[01:14] <|||||> Yeah, none of that is worth taking IMO
1900[01:14] <casey> 2fma i was able to use in moderation without blowing out tolerance for like two years though
1901[01:15] <casey> then i bought 5 grams at once, and leveled up due to being particularly wreckless
1902[01:15] <casey> not much fun
1903[01:15] <thana> slp
1904[01:15] * thana (~thana@cloak-550F3FDC.c3-0.hwd-ubr1.chi-hwd.il.cable.rcn.com) Quit (Quit: Leaving)
1905[01:16] <|||||> For me, exercise is essential
1906[01:16] <|||||> I'm gradually learning more about how I work
1907[01:16] <|||||> I can't function properly without strenuous physical activity
1908[01:16] <bagel> yea I've learned if I do something physical in the morning my mood increases so much over the whole day
1909[01:16] <casey> now i've 5000mg of florinated ritalin, you can kinda use too much regularly without any serious consequences, but it's more of just the focus aspect and less "push" or euphoria 
1910[01:17] <bagel> now the weather is better I've been riding my bike more
1911[01:17] <`````````> https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1477360073968.jpg
1912[01:18] <`````````> Exercise is part of my job
1913[01:18] <`````````> I walked all over this silly town during a bad heat wave
1914[01:19] <`````````> Probably lost weight I couldn't afford to lose and look like a HoloShoah® victim-stick
1915[01:20] <`````````> I've been reading this book, it's excerpts from the diary of an Iowa farmer during the Depression
1916[01:21] <`````````> He describes the weather very accurately and it resonates with my experience of this weird region
1917[01:22] <casey> drought conditions , ````````` ?
1918[01:22] <`````````> There was a drought then, but he describes specific patterns like the arrival of a wind storm that subsides while the rain becomes torrential and then dissipates
1919[01:23] <`````````> And it's exactly what I've seen
1920[01:23] <casey> sounds biblical 
1921[01:23] <`````````> The weather here is the craziest I've witnessed
1922[01:24] <`````````> The forecast is never accurate and is often wrong by extremes
1923[01:25] <casey> so do you think it is god's will or the effect of human emissions into the atmosphere 
1924[01:25] <`````````> It's like it's too far south of the jet stream to have Wisconsin weather, and subject to the windy chaotic playground of the plains, but still influenced by currents from the 
1925
1926Pacific and possibly the Gulf
1927[01:25] <`````````> Everything is God's will
1928[01:26] <bagel> Allah *
1929[01:26] <`````````> Humans are screwing with the weather and have been for some time
1930[01:27] <`````````> They'll never be able to comprehend even the entire system of Weather
1931[01:27] <|||||> It's depressing to view our constructions from the lense of "This used to be a perfectly good forest" 
1932[01:27] <|||||> I have these thoughts a lot
1933[01:27] <`````````> This was, Iowa used to be mostly forested
1934[01:28] <|||||> The scale of our crap is depressing
1935[01:28] <`````````> Then it was farmland, now the topsoil is depleted
1936[01:28] <|||||> Ye
1937[01:28] <|||||> It's unfortunate but we probably can't ever go back
1938[01:28] <`````````> When I first got here someone told me that Iowa has more pigs than people but their feet never touch the ground
1939[01:28] <|||||> The only way to make something good come of it is to advance technologically rather than pray for a regression
1940[01:28] <`````````> They're farmed, trucked somewhere, slaughtered, processed, trucked out
1941[01:28] <bagel> the poor lil piggies :(
1942[01:29] <|||||> Yeah animal farming is disgusting
1943[01:29] <bagel> I wanted to be a pig farmer foe a bit
1944[01:29] <bagel> *for
1945[01:29] <|||||> Large scale plant farming is disgusting too
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1949[01:32] * Topic is '<QqQqQqQ> Knife the roos'
1950[01:32] * Set by Yossarian on Wed Oct 19 15:15:17
1951[01:33] * Alhamdulillah (~Salaam@cloak-30924CC7.pools.spcsdns.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
1952[01:33] <|||||> I doubt that nukes will ever be exchanged between US/Russia
1953[01:33] <`````````> I regard it as certain but impossible to date
1954[01:33] <|||||> What is the motivation
1955[01:34] <|||||> I suppose Russia has enough land that they could probably create a proxy area suitable for hosting most of their population, and risk the destruction of their current cities while 
1956
1957taking out major US cities
1958[01:34] <|||||> Still seems very unlikely
1959[01:35] <`````````> In the moment it may descend from motivation to mere action as part of a quick decision, or it may result from a longer plot
1960[01:35] <`````````> They've been announcing to their citizens that they have bunkers for most of Moscow
1961[01:35] <`````````> I have a Russian acquaintance here up with whom I need to follow re: Russia recalling its citizens
1962[01:35] * Salaam (~Salaam@5B5EA3D3.45991978.8C75C4.IP) Quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds)
1963[01:36] <`````````> Fucking telephone
1964[01:37] <|||||> I suppose we should bunk up just to be sure
1965[01:37] <`````````> I told him about this and he thought I was screwing with him until I showed him
1966[01:37] <`````````> http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-10-11/russian-government-officials-told-immediately-bring-back-children-studying-abroad
1967[01:37] <|||||> Yeah I read similar thinsg
1968[01:37] <|||||> It's a good threat
1969[01:38] <`````````> My acquaintance translates for the school district and knows all the areal Russians
1970[01:38] <`````````> Haven't seen him lately but I'm trying to feel out whether or not that is real
1971[01:39] <|||||> Most likely bluff
1972[01:39] <|||||> But we should still build bunkers 
1973[01:39] <|||||> I wonder why we don't
1974[01:39] <`````````> US population is sacrified in every long-term projection
1975[01:39] <`````````> sacrificed*
1976[01:40] * Salaam (~Salaam@cloak-30924CC7.pools.spcsdns.net) has joined #thegentlemanloser
1977[01:40] <`````````> It's a knight and a bishop to keep the queen alive
1978[01:41] <|||||> Queen won't be alive for long
1979[01:41] <|||||> Dunno how much sense that'd make
1980[01:41] <Salaam> And more pawns than are on a chessboard
1981[01:42] <Salaam> Queen is the "establishment" whether it be a president or such rank of thing
1982[01:43] <Salaam> Can still be sacced to save the king
1983[01:43] <Salaam> Appears to be able to move in any direction
1984[01:43] <Salaam> Funny that democracy is so feminine
1985[01:44] <bagel> feminine how?
1986[01:44] <Salaam> Let's all form a nice little circle and give our opinions and vote for the nicest
1987[01:45] <|||||> Guess we could build our own bunkers
1988[01:45] <bagel> what's a more masculine system?
1989[01:46] <Salaam> It proceeded from a more conservative position but was degraded through suffrage
1990[01:46] <bagel> hahahaha
1991[01:46] <bagel> vaginas can't have opinions
1992[01:46] <Salaam> Yeah but is physical survival the issue
1993[01:46] <|||||> Fighting for power, bagel 
1994[01:46] <Salaam> Vaginas can have plenty of opinions
1995[01:47] <bagel> but?
1996[01:47] <Salaam> Women are supposed to be the conduits of education for their children
1997[01:47] <Salaam> Women can teach compassion 
1998[01:47] <bagel> what if she isn't compassionate?
1999[01:48] <Salaam> Without that in the formative years there is little basis for a society
2000[01:48] <bagel> what if she's "psychopathic"
2001[01:48] <Salaam> Women are compassionate
2002[01:48] <Salaam> On the whole
2003[01:48] <|||||> Lot of dumb whores these days
2004[01:48] <Salaam> That instinct is hijacked through the artifice of democracy
2005[01:48] <bagel> there are too many exceptions to the rule for that statement to be relevant 
2006[01:49] <Salaam> The exceptions are exceptions to the rule and are overruled in a sane society
2007[01:49] <bagel> I think women can be and are as cruel if not more than men
2008[01:49] <bagel> sorry
2009[01:49] <Salaam> In the context of female circles 
2010[01:49] <casey> i only scanned a few lines here but it looks like you two are still being polemical
2011[01:49] <bagel> that was a very poorly constructed sentence
2012[01:49] <|||||> Meh, females tend to be more compassionate but any characteristic can be found in either gender
2013[01:49] <Salaam> Which are not in political power
2014[01:49] <|||||> When you watch fights, it's always the females who immediately gasp and scream
2015[01:50] <|||||> Even when they knew some people were going to fight
2016[01:50] <|||||> It's their instict for the most part
2017[01:50] <|||||> Not that it matters
2018[01:50] <|||||> Lot-o dumb whorse these days
2019[01:50] <casey> it must be true that i am god's son because i still would prefer to understand and forgive your idiocy
2020[01:50] <casey> but only to a particular degree
2021[01:51] <|||||> God must be my bitch
2022[01:51] <|||||> Unto whoms face cum is expelled
2023[01:51] <|||||> For
2024[01:51] <|||||> I am powerful
2025[01:51] <casey> maybe yeah i guess
2026[01:51] <casey> god definitely has a thing for cum
2027[01:52] <casey> so im not gonna judge
2028[01:52] <|||||> For I must brush the teeth upon my mouth, and thence taketh unto sleep my tired Condition
2029[01:52] <`````````> To deny that cum has a thing is, in Catholic terms, to vitiate the act of procreation
2030[01:52] <|||||> Lest sleep be not had 
2031[01:52] <|||||> Upon this eve
2032[01:53] * ||||| bounds dramatically unto elsewhere
2033[01:53] * ||||| (~Cum@cloak-AA10E337.compute-1.amazonaws.com) Quit (Quit: For I am having power - and God said "fuk u niga we finna give u some RAAAAULES")
2034[01:54] <OlOliUqUi> what did i just walk up on
2035[01:54] <casey> lol
2036[01:54] <`````````> Where the hell is he
2037[01:55] <casey> see you're not that clever `````````  im not trying to insult you its just youre rather milquetoast
2038[01:55] <`````````> Shut up already
2039[01:55] <bagel> don't be rude
2040[01:55] <casey> if you're gonna say really dumb shit at least have an element of humor and awareness
2041[01:56] <OlOliUqUi> you either got it or you dont got it
2042[01:56] <OlOliUqUi> it is what it is
2043[01:58] <bagel> I got you
2044[01:58] <bagel> babe
2045[02:02] <casey> seems that way OlOliUqUi 
2046[02:02] <casey> its unfortunate 
2047[02:02] <casey> Sad But True
2048[02:02] <casey> sup OlOliUqUi 
2049[02:03] <OlOliUqUi> just finished eating
2050[02:03] <OlOliUqUi> i need to get some pussy man
2051[02:03] <OlOliUqUi> its bad
2052[02:04] <OlOliUqUi> so.. im doing something about that.........
2053[02:05] <casey> im glad ive only had that chronically so its like an emotional baseline
2054[02:05] <OlOliUqUi> whatdup 
2055[02:05] <bagel> gotta let the venom out
2056[02:05] <bagel> what're you doing about it
2057[02:06] <OlOliUqUi> love is an abscess of the brain that you lance between the legs
2058[02:06] <bagel> you gonna whack off?
2059[02:06] <`````````> I think I might try to strike up a friendship with the Mennonites
2060[02:06] <`````````> They look like nice people and they produce a lot of eggs
2061[02:07] <bagel> nobody cares
2062[02:07] <`````````> They're good people :,
2063[02:07] <`````````> :<
2064[02:07] <OlOliUqUi> i just want the company of a good lookin girl that aint bashful. that knows how to have fun
2065[02:08] <`````````> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/31/41/82/3141826b62b525672828bcb9e2fda780.jpg
2066[02:08] <`````````> They look like that
2067[02:08] <bagel> you gonna convert again?
2068[02:08] <`````````> I always want to talk to them but I don't want to bother them
2069[02:09] <`````````> Muslims already believe in Christ pbuh
2070[02:09] <bagel> so you can be a Muslim Mennonite?
2071[02:09] <bagel> don't reckon so mate
2072[02:10] <`````````> No it's like WinXP talking to Win98
2073[02:11] <`````````> The difference between them and me could be compared to your beliefs being OSX
2074[02:11] <bagel> I don't have beliefs
2075[02:11] <`````````> If you don't have beliefs then you only have tendencies
2076[02:12] <bagel> yep
2077[02:12] <bagel> what's wrong with that
2078[02:12] <`````````> They can be blown about with the winds
2079[02:13] <bagel> flexibility is good
2080[02:13] <bagel> I'm gonna work on mine tonight
2081[02:13] <`````````> That kind of flexibility can be manipulated
2082[02:13] <bagel> budum tsssh
2083[02:13] <`````````> Anyways I dunno how to start a conversation with a Mennonite
2084[02:14] <`````````> What their customs are
2085[02:14] <bagel> "can I pat your horse and buggy?"
2086[02:14] <bagel> ooo
2087[02:14] <bagel> do the men grow beards?
2088[02:17] <`````````> Joshua Hackel, Grew up as a Conservative Mennonite
2089[02:17] <`````````> Written Aug 25
2090[02:17] <`````````> While Mennonite (men) sometimes do have beards (usually not long), you are most likely thinking of the Amish. From what I remember, after marriage is when Amish men grow out 
2091
2092their beards. Interestingly enough, they (and some Mennonites) do not wear mustaches since it was previously a (Prussian?) military fashion, and since they are both non-resistant and not prone to 
2093
2094“worldly” fashions, it was banned.
2095[02:17] <`````````> *Side Note: At the Mennonite High school I went to you could have a beard (for religious reasons), but no mustache.
2096[02:18] <bagel> you could braid each others' facial hairs
2097[02:19] <`````````> I would just like to talk to people who are closer to God
2098[02:19] <bagel> it's all the same god to you?
2099[02:19] <`````````> It is the same God
2100[02:19] <`````````> That's the capital G
2101[02:20] <`````````> It's rendered better in Arabic, which is why Arabic-speaking Christians also say Allah
2102[02:20] <bagel> I don't know that everyone agrees with that
2103[02:21] <`````````> The Mennonite vein is quite separated from any Islamic transmission
2104[02:21] <`````````> So I would be quite happy to just talk about God with one or two of them
2105[02:22] <bagel> how close are you to God?
2106[02:23] <bagel> does he follow you on social media?
2107[02:23] <bagel> does he ring you up for late night chats
2108[02:32] <`````````> The longer I live the more I see God in everything
2109[02:33] <`````````> And that what God allows is the consequence of our actions
2110[02:34] <`````````> The consequence of my actions will probably not be beneficial to me as far as I can tell
2111[02:34] <bagel> why
2112[02:35] <`````````> My actions have not been all that great
2113[02:35] <bagel> your past or current self?
2114[02:36] <`````````> Both; I remember God constantly but am derelict in the practice of worship
2115[02:36] <bagel> I think God doesn't give two shits about humanity
2116[02:36] <bagel> or if God is paying attention they're sadistic 
2117[02:36] <`````````> It may seem that way but humanity has descended to the point of treating itself sadistically
2118[02:36] <bagel> as a kid I thought God and Satan were two versions of the same being
2119[02:37] <bagel> has it?
2120[02:37] <bagel> What about the freak accidents
2121[02:37] <`````````> Depends on the case
2122[02:37] <bagel> that aren't a fault of anyone?
2123[02:37] <`````````> God wants the best for you, Satan wants the worst for his own benefit
2124[02:38] <`````````> The religious perspective is just incompatible with the modern world
2125[02:38] <`````````> Earthquakes are a great example
2126[02:38] <`````````> So you have an earthquake here and there
2127[02:38] <`````````> But the earthquakes in Iran and so on have so many more casualties, and they are Muslims
2128[02:39] <`````````> But there is a hadith that says that if a man's house falls on him, he is not destined for Hell
2129[02:39] <`````````> So how does that compare to Western philosophy
2130[02:40] <`````````> From the religious point of view, the person who dies in an earthquake with so many casualties may well be relieved of experiencing what is to come
2131[02:40] <`````````> And from that perspective, we should be wondering why we are still here and poised to face whatever is coming
2132[02:41] <bagel> because God doesn't care
2133[02:41] <`````````> No, the point is that God does care, and whoever dies in such a manner is given the mercy of being removed from the situation
2134[02:42] <bagel> but it's chaotic
2135[02:42] <`````````> From our perspective
2136[02:43] <`````````> The totality of that system is God
2137[02:44] <bagel> and Satan
2138[02:44] <`````````> "It" has to exist because it is plainly manifest and extrapolated
2139[02:44] <bagel> ONE GUY I'M TELLIN YA
2140[02:44] <`````````> Satan is a subroutine
2141[02:45] <`````````> Satan can't exist without the larger program
2142[02:45] <`````````> Satan is powerless
2143[02:45] <bagel> or maybe God can't exist without an anti
2144[02:46] <`````````> Satan is plugged into an outlet and it is only powered by God
2145[02:46] <bagel> you're not really refuting my point
2146[02:46] <bagel> they're symbiotic 
2147[02:46] <`````````> It isn't much of a point and is assuming some things
2148[02:47] <bagel> like?
2149[02:48] <`````````> God does not need an oppositional force in order to exist, and any oppositional force would be sub-God
2150[02:48] <`````````> One need only read the text I spammed to hide that spoiler
2151[02:48] <`````````> The Creed of Imam al-Tahawi
2152[02:49] <`````````> http://www.maktabaislamia.com/imam-tahawi-hamza#.WA8AZPkrJp8
2153[02:49] <`````````> Below "BUY NOW" there is a link to download the PDF
2154[02:51] <`````````> If you do not download and read it, I would like to experience no further questions on the matter of which god is whose
2155[02:51] <bagel> okie dokie
2156[03:41] <casey> lmfao
2157[03:41] <casey> cant believe you actually claim to believe such things ````````` 
2158[03:42] <casey> to the degree of parsing through ludicrous and contradictory details
2159[03:42] <`````````> Are you going to present an argument
2160[03:42] <casey> sure
2161[03:44] <casey> there is either one god, or more than 2, and it's impossible to reconcile any concept of god who by definition is omnipotent and all-responsible and all that, and fit in this idea 
2162
2163of the devil or satan, like some bad dude who outran god so he could do mischief
2164[03:45] <`````````> My previous statements a few lines above preclude this scheme
2165[03:46] <casey> i understand allegorically the concepts the people who think this way are struggling with, and thats the only good thing ill say about islam, that is, there is more focus on allah 
2166
2167being responsible for everything rather than some cartoon fight between satan and god 
2168[03:46] <`````````> I can only refer again to the thing that I linked
2169[03:47] <casey> there is still an idea of non-godly evil and evil doers though, i can't accept this premise logically or any other way
2170[03:47] <`````````> Evil is the absence of the Godly
2171[03:47] <casey> if there is one god he must do it all otherwise these ideas dont even make sense
2172[03:48] <casey> it's also what ive found in my personal experience, that these notions are false distinctions
2173[03:48] <casey> not just false but plainly contradictory both in hypothetical discussion or when looking at the real world
2174[03:48] <`````````> They make sense if you envision the entirety of human existence as a terrarium controlled by scientists, except that our scientists are fools compared to God, who actually does 
2175
2176know everything
2177[03:49] <casey> yes, that is the idea of god that makes the most sense
2178[03:49] <`````````> It's a closed system
2179[03:49] <casey> but he would have to still be like in kindergarten or a quack to have created such a shit show of a boring universe
2180[03:50] <`````````> And it's a perfect system, but our understanding of it is imperfect
2181[03:50] <casey> so im fine with that idea, i dont find it more or less absurd than any other potential "explanation"
2182[03:50] <casey> the whole quest for explanation is largely fruitless though
2183[03:50] <casey> like 99.99% fruitless
2184[03:50] <casey> im talking almost literally no fruit, okayh
2185[03:51] <`````````> It's still a perfect system whether you are talking about fruit or not
2186[03:52] <casey> only if you equate the fact that it does appear to be the reality that exists with perfection, which is not logical unless you are hell bent on worshipping a well-meaning creator 
2187
2188in a world full of ceaseless obscene suffering and horror
2189[03:52] <casey> no pun intended 
2190[03:53] <`````````> The suffering and horror is modern and the result of the modern notions of progress
2191[03:53] <casey> so instead of settling for some ham fisted idea of a sort of good god or an evil god i reject all of these ideas from the ground up
2192[03:54] <casey> well that's just ridiculous ````````` 
2193[03:54] <`````````> The traditional order has been upended
2194[03:54] <`````````> That's basically your thesis
2195[03:54] <`````````> You presume it is good
2196[03:55] <casey> now are you trolling or not? life and death are the same thing, the level of suffering or terror is quite stable
2197[03:55] <`````````> I presume that I will go to sleep
2198[03:55] <casey> since before earth and humans and these childish ideas
2199[03:55] <casey> so it's modernism that has brought satan back into the earthly world?
2200[03:55] <casey> okay muhammad al texani
2201[03:55] * bagel (~AndChat72@9DAE3904.6C42C9EA.E1C815BF.IP) Quit (Ping timeout)
2202[03:55] <casey> gb2 aleppo
2203[03:55] <`````````> Lived in Texas for a couple years
2204[03:56] <`````````> Originally from WI
2205[03:56] <`````````> Lived in IL VA CT NY
2206[03:56] <casey> how would you transliterate washingtonian into an arabic name
2207[03:56] <casey> not sure
2208[03:56] <casey> like there
2209[03:56] <casey> 's one white guy with one of the syrian groups and they call him al britaini
2210[03:57] <casey> which has a ring to it
2211[03:57] <`````````> I could do that by hand but Microsoft had a keyboard update that ruined its phonetic Arabic keyboard
2212[03:58] <casey> fucking kikes
2213[03:58] <`````````> Used to be equivalent
2214[03:58] <`````````> Now it's the layout they use in the Middle East
2215[03:58] <`````````> Brb sleep
2216[03:59] <casey> on that point, i hadn't really realized that our special relationship with israel allows both parties to commit abuse and blame the other
2217[04:00] <casey> like its obvious how israel benefits but what is the the US angle? I can only think so that we can do shit and blame them for it
2218[04:00] <casey> And they can do the same
2219[04:01] <casey> thats part of every major diplomatic relationship but israel is nastier than russians
2220[04:02] <`````````> http://www.realcleardefense.com/2016/10/24/russians_conduct_nuclear-bomb_survival_drills_286957.html
2221[04:03] <casey> i love that that kind of war theater or cold war theater if you will is making a comeback
2222[04:04] <casey> somehow they are able to make pretend like anyone is actually going to launch a lot of nukes
2223[04:05] <casey> not that it couldnt happen, but theres no scenario where it makes strategic sense except for murder-suicide
2224[04:05] <casey> which uh
2225[04:05] <casey> is inherently not strategic 
2226[04:06] <casey> but fascists or north koreans or isis might like to do it
2227[04:06] <casey> so maybe a little nuking 
2228[04:07] <casey> but full scale nuke war between those parties actually capable of it is never going to happen intentionally , since 1945 or 47 
2229[04:08] <casey> brb building underground bombshelter with corrugated aluminum shell
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2233[04:41] * Topic is '<QqQqQqQ> Knife the roos'
2234[04:41] * Set by Yossarian on Wed Oct 19 15:15:17
2235[04:43] <casey> so how are you gonna spend your time in the afterlife ````````` 
2236[04:44] <casey> must be pretty chill
2237[04:46] <casey> just hang out like forever
2238[04:53] <casey> got a lot to look forward to
2239[04:54] <casey> and your friends are there too as long as they werent jews or ever masturbated or whatever
2240[05:05] <casey> tell you what
2241[05:05] <casey> theres a lot of thc in this
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2244[05:11] <bagel> baaaaack
2245[05:11] <bagel> yoga session was good
2246[05:11] <bagel> I'm looser than I thought
2247[05:15] <casey> on this side of earth its fucking cold and dark 
2248[05:15] <bagel> oh hey! :)
2249[05:15] <bagel> you still up?
2250[05:15] <bagel> it's getting dark here now
2251[05:15] <casey> yeah
2252[05:19] <casey> i was too rich with this a little bit 
2253[05:20] <bagel> with what?
2254[05:21] <casey> Drug
2255[05:22] <casey> i feel like i channelled christopher  hitchens pretty well though
2256[05:22] <casey> traditional combination for writing
2257[05:23] <casey> (of alcohol and drugs)
2258[05:24] <casey> he was rude though, im nice
2259[05:37] <casey> it's too cold for what im doing
2260[05:37] <casey> i hate winter
2261[05:38] <bagel> me too
2262[05:38] <bagel> move to the tropics
2263[05:38] <bagel> that's my plan
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2265[05:48] <casey_> Where tropical bagel
2266[05:49] <bagel> anywhere
2267[05:49] <bagel> just want to be close to the equator
2268[05:49] <casey_> I'll move to Florida
2269[05:52] <casey_> Bazl needs to answer for why God created winter, seems shit idea to me
2270[05:53] <casey_> Salaam * 
2271[05:54] <casey_> why does foamy still exist
2272[06:45] <OlOliUqUi> u so high casey 
2273[07:38] <blankooie> morning all
2274[07:39] <blankooie> casey so high so high casey lets have fun like john wayne gacy
2275[07:39] <bagel> I'd rather have Jeffrey Dahmer fun
2276[07:43] <blankooie> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taeucixxrdM
2277[07:44] <bagel> I'll makeshift lobotomise you blankooie
2278[07:46] <bagel> I have a power drill and everything
2279[07:47] <blankooie> bagel: theres a small museum here where they have a lot of stuff on the history of lobotomys 
2280[07:47] <bagel> cool
2281[07:47] <blankooie> https://www.ohio.edu/museum/
2282[07:47] <blankooie> the museum is in "the ridges"
2283[07:47] <blankooie> which used to be the state insane asylum
2284[07:47] <blankooie> one of the oldest ones in the country
2285[07:47] <blankooie> and the first to do lobotmys
2286[07:47] <bagel>  when I was in Toledo in Spain and they had the mediaeval torture museum
2287[07:48] <blankooie> !!!
2288[07:48] <blankooie> I want to go to that
2289[07:48] <bagel> it was good
2290[07:48] <blankooie> http://hauntedathensohio.com/the-ridges-mental-health-institution/
2291[07:48] <bagel> the whole city feels really mediaeval too
2292[07:48] <blankooie> http://www.forgottenoh.com/Ridges/ridges.html
2293[07:49] <bagel> or those body expo things they had?
2294[07:49] <bagel> that would've toured the US
2295[07:49] <blankooie> yep
2296[07:49] <blankooie> It came to columbus
2297[07:49] <bagel> that was awesome
2298[07:49] <bagel> they had little touching bits
2299[07:50] <bagel> heart and liver n stuff
2300[07:50] <blankooie> 1. Water Treatment Patients were submerged in ice-cold water for extended periods of time. Sometimes they were wrapped in sheets which had been soaked in icewater and 
2301
2302restrained.
2303[07:50] <blankooie> 2. Shock Therapy Electric shocks were administered to patients submerged in water tanks or, more commonly, directly to the temples by the application of brine-soaked 
2304
2305electrodes. A patient held a rubber piece in his mouth to prevent him from biting his tongue off during the convulsions which followed a treatment. (See One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest for a 
2306
2307painful example of electroshock therapy.)
2308[07:50] <blankooie> 3. Lobotomy (Original) Patients had their skulls opened and their neural passages separated midway through the brain. This difficult and arduous procedure killed many people, 
2309
2310but those who survived did in fact forget many of their depressive or psychotic tendencies. They also forgot a lot of other things, like how not to shit down your leg at dinner time, but with such 
2311
2312an abundance of patients the only thing most 
2313[07:50] <blankooie> doctors worried about was how to streamline the process. Open-skull brain surgery is a tricky business no matter how you slice it.
2314[07:51] <blankooie> 4. Lobotomy (Trans-Orbital) Developed by Dr. Walter J. Freeman in the early 1950s, this simpler lobotomy became something of a craze in mental health circles up through the 
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231660s. Dr. Freeman's method involved knocking the patient unconscious with electric shocks, then rolling an eyelid back and inserting a thin metal icepick-like instrument called a leucotome through 
2317
2318a tear duct. A mallet was used to tap the instru
2319[07:51] <blankooie> ment the proper depth into the brain. Next it was sawed back and forth to sever the neural receptors. Sometimes this was done in both eyes. There is some evidence that this 
2320
2321method actually helped some people with very severe conditions, but much more often the patient had horrible side effects and in many cases ended up nearly catatonic. It also killed a whole bunch 
2322
2323of people, too.
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2336[09:51] <Salaam> Stop highlighting my devices for no reason you dumb commie faggot
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2345[12:38] <Yossarian> 'sup my racist slur?
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2356[15:39] <thnna> wsup party people
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2375[18:05] <CumRhino> CR
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2377[18:05] <CumRhino> Because cain't shit got nothin on no fuckin rhino
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2379[18:05] * thnna starts a fire
2380[18:05] <CumRhino> license & registration please
2381[18:08] <CumRhino> Me? I'm a thoroughbred
2382[18:08] <CumRhino> Just wish I had something to place on my crackers
2383[18:09] <thnna> crush them up and place soup on them
2384[18:09] <CumRhino> Not saltines
2385[18:09] <CumRhino> Multigrain Flax Mediterranean Baked Crackers
2386[18:10] <CumRhino> Some chee would be nice
2387[18:10] <thnna> cheese
2388[18:10] <thnna> its pronounced cheese
2389[18:10] <CumRhino> Chee
2390[18:13] <thnna> chinchilla
2391[18:29] <usur> hi friends
2392[18:29] <usur> where is my fren bazl @
2393[18:33] <thnna> he changed his name to dodge the nsa
2394[18:35] <thnna> i got another test tmw
2395[18:43] <bagel> hiii
2396[18:43] <thnna> sup
2397[18:43] <thnna> bout to leave the library
2398[18:44] <thnna> go grocery shoppin
2399[18:44] <thnna> bbl
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2403[19:27] <`````````> ````````` 
2404[19:27] <bagel> worst nick
2405[19:27] <`````````> usur 
2406[19:29] <`````````> I am eating The Curried Chicken Salad courtesy of Lucky's Marquette
2407[19:30] <usur> idk wat dat is
2408[19:30] <usur> but sounds delicious
2409[19:30] <usur> my friend
2410[19:31] <usur> do u believe the god emperor will still win
2411[19:37] <`````````> I'm not a Kekite
2412[19:45] <usur> a wat
2413[19:45] <bagel> I do
2414[19:46] <bagel> he's gonna win
2415[19:46] <usur> why do u say dat bagel
2416[19:46] <usur> he is losing in the polls
2417[19:46] <bagel> I dunno
2418[19:46] <bagel> I have an inkling 
2419[19:46] <bagel> feel it in me waters
2420[19:47] <usur> idk
2421[19:47] <usur> but if he does im gonna be so happy
2422[19:47] <usur> i might even cry
2423[19:47] <usur> like when people cried when obama took office
2424[19:49] * wmt (~wmt@B559FC5E.16225A02.9EDB2364.IP) Quit (Quit: This computer has gone to sleep)
2425[19:55] <`````````> The whole Kek thing
2426[19:55] <`````````> A Kek person believes in meme magick and that Trump is the God-Emperor
2427[19:55] <`````````> Sometimes I tell them the memes are put in their head by the devil
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2429[19:56] <`````````> Anyway I'm gonna anhero IRC and depart the internet
2430[19:56] <`````````> I'll leave it open for a few hours
2431[19:58] <thana> usur, https://i.ytimg.com/vi/6tncd9I8qBU/maxresdefault.jpg
2432[19:58] <thana> do u still do bmx stuff
2433[19:59] <usur> wat
2434[19:59] <usur> come back
2435[19:59] <usur> not really thana
2436[19:59] <usur> dat looks cool as fuck tho
2437[19:59] <`````````> They turned Cabrini Green into a BMX park!?!1
2438[19:59] <thana> thats not in the same state
2439[19:59] <usur> lol
2440[19:59] <thana> also, was cabrini green right off the highway?
2441[19:59] <usur> no 
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2445[20:05] <thana> usur do you have dual citizenship
2446[20:05] * eyeballin (~casey@7FF15CCC.46498DF8.309A4DDF.IP) Quit (Ping timeout)
2447[20:10] <usur> no lol
2448[20:10] <usur> why would i
2449[20:10] <usur> do u
2450[20:10] <bagel> I could have had dual
2451[20:10] <bagel> if I applied before I was 18
2452[20:10] <bagel> but I am lazeh
2453[20:12] <thana> idk
2454[20:12] <thana> were you born here usur
2455[20:12] <usur> yes sur
2456[20:13] <thana> oh
2457[20:14] <thana> what did you eat for lunch today
2458[20:23] <thana> bagel would you make use of dual citizenship?
2459[20:23] <bagel> maybe
2460[20:23] <bagel> it'd make moving to Europe easier
2461[20:24] <thana> ah
2462[20:24] <bagel> but both my cousins have lived and worked over there so can't be too hard
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2466[20:59] <HTS> it starts one thing i don't know why it doesnt even matter how hard you try :')
2467[20:59] <HTS> things arent the way they were before~
2468[21:01] <thana> HTS, is stupidnoob in jail
2469[21:04] * wmt (~wmt@61C4F898.FFA2C5A.DA5BEFEC.IP) Quit (Quit: This computer has gone to sleep)
2470[21:31] <bagel> HE'S DEEEEEEAD
2471[21:32] <thana> meet sexy girl
2472[21:32] <thana> get back to her place
2473[21:32] <thana> everything going perfectly
2474[21:32] <thana> take off her shirt
2475[21:32] <thana> see this
2476[21:32] <thana> http://i.4cdn.org/b/1477445508265.jpg
2477[21:32] <thana> whatdo
2478[21:33] <Yossarian> sup my racist slur?
2479[21:39] <bagel> back away slowly
2480[21:39] <Yossarian> All my racist slurs, what's up?
2481[21:39] <bagel> don't break eye contact as you close the door
2482[21:39] <bagel> once door is closed you run
2483[21:41] <thana> lol
2484[21:41] <thana> i clogged the toilet\
2485[21:41] <thana> fuck
2486[21:42] <Yossarian> prolly cuz you dropped too many racist slurs off to school man
2487[21:42] <Yossarian> you hafta get dat fiber
2488[21:43] <thana> the log was too thick
2489[21:44] <Yossarian> And then, I'm going to drop a strong accusation of blatant homosexuality all around.
2490[21:45] <Yossarian> then I'm going to mic drop, smokebomb, peace
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2493[21:47] <bagel> why
2494[21:47] <Yossarian> Why what?
2495[21:47] <thana> why do they think it be like it do when it is
2496[21:55] <bagel> I don't know
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2499[22:03] <`````````> http://en.rocketnews24.com/2012/02/07/north-korean-gasoline-baked-clams-taste-great-could-reinvent-bbq-as-we-know-it/
2500[22:06] <thana> I don't believe that 'there is no gasoline residue' or w/e
2501[22:06] <HTS> thana i dont think so
2502[22:06] <HTS> but if he was i wouldnt know
2503[22:06] <HTS> T_T
2504[22:06] <thana> o
2505[22:07] <HTS> its plausible at least
2506[22:07] <HTS> D:
2507[22:17] <Wren> sos your mom
2508[22:19] <bagel> sos your butt
2509[22:26] * thana jiggles bagle
2510[22:28] <Wren> must be jam cause jelly don't shake like dat
2511[22:31] <thana> lol
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2516[23:05] <Yossarian> damn clock gets fast 
2517[23:15] <thana> Yossarian, 
2518[23:15] <thana> time keeps on slippin slippin slippin
2519[23:15] <thana> into tha future
2520[23:21] <thana> slp
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2522[23:22] <`````````> bae
2523[23:22] <bagel> gross
2524[23:22] <bagel> I'm almost full beast mode
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2535[23:23] <bagel> no shower in two days and down to one meal a day
2536[23:23] <`````````> At least you don't have the beetus
2537[23:23] <bagel> my hair is a bird nest my face covered in charcoal and paint and my legs are all bruised up
2538[23:23] <bagel> do you have the beetus?
2539[23:24] <bagel> I've taken to consuming energy drinks now too
2540[23:24] <bagel> used to hate them
2541[23:25] <`````````> No I also usually eat once or twice per day
2542[23:27] <`````````> >The Persian scholar Sahl al-Tustari was asked about a man who ate once a day, and he replied, “This is the way of the prophets.” Asked about someone who eats twice a day, 
2543
2544he said, “This is the way of the righteous.” Finally, he was asked about someone who eats three meals a day, and he replied, “Build for him a trough!” 
2545[23:38] <bagel> like a cow
2546[23:39] <bagel> I feel more tuned when I'm hungry
2547[23:39] <bagel> and pious
2548Session Time: Wed Oct 26 00:00:00 2016
2549[00:44] <Yossarian> tuned
2550[01:07] <Yossarian> Is there anybody out there?
2551[01:19] <Yossarian> No one at the bridge. :(
2552[01:20] * Yossarian is away: no one at the bridge
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2554[01:54] <eyeballin> hi
2555[02:10] * casey (~casey@cloak-15323D41.mycingular.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds)
2556[02:15] <eyeballin> while you plan death is what happens, i found compassion in aerosol cans and hands clappin
2557[02:15] <bagel> I'm dreamless
2558[02:16] <eyeballin> you can hear it from the ground or where the sky thunders
2559[02:16] <eyeballin> make me wonder bout early sunday mornin
2560[02:16] <eyeballin> relatives dressed in black and they all mournin
2561[02:25] * eyeballin is now known as casey
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2563[02:26] <casey> what is this voice bullshit
2564[02:29] <bagel> ond owns your nicks
2565[02:29] <bagel> so
2566[02:29] <bagel> yea
2567[02:30] <casey> no he doesn't
2568[02:30] <casey> i never registered eyeballin
2569[02:33] <casey> the eyeballin period was a time of great ingenuity and progress but it came to an end before i registered it as a slashnet Identity
2570[02:33] <casey> Wren has merely taken advantage of my disused trash in a petty attempt at jocular harassment 
2571[02:34] <casey> I haven't changed my default hexchat nick because since the times of eyeballin, there has only been turmoil, strife
2572[02:35] <casey> a time of creative destruction is now
2573[02:35] <bagel> wren?
2574[02:35] <bagel> wren isn't brandon
2575[02:35] <casey> yeah it is
2576[02:36] <bagel> no
2577[02:36] <bagel> it isn't
2578[02:36] <casey> i refute this
2579[02:36] <bagel> well you're wrong
2580[02:36] <casey> * [Wren] (~abuse@cloak-BBB75F12.sub-70-209-26.myvzw.com): Rob Frito
2581[02:36] <casey> * [Wren] #thegentlemanloser 
2582[02:36] <casey> if wren isn't Brandon then i'm Rob Frito
2583[02:37] <bagel> OK babe
2584[02:37] <bagel> whatever you say
2585[02:37] <OlOliUqUi> sup
2586[02:37] <casey> no seriously why do you think it is not him
2587[02:37] <casey> he
2588[02:37] <bagel> -_-
2589[02:37] <casey> he's used that nick in times past
2590[02:37] <casey> sudp OlOliUqUi 
2591[02:38] <OlOliUqUi> watching youtube
2592[02:38] <bagel> I dunno dude
2593[02:38] <bagel> maybe it is him
2594[02:38] <bagel> whatever
2595[02:38] * OlOliUqUi is now known as Xavier
2596[02:38] * Xavier is now known as xavier
2597[02:39] <xavier> learning about blood types. did you know there is a bloodtype that has an unknown origin?
2598[02:39] * casey is now known as RobFrito
2599[02:39] <bagel> what blood type is that
2600[02:39] <RobFrito> frito on the scene got my cornchip fortune no one can tell me otherwise 
2601[02:39] <RobFrito> yeah what does that mean xavier
2602[02:40] <xavier> O negative, a blood type which cells have no RHesus factor
2603[02:40] <bagel> my mother and brother are O - 
2604[02:41] <xavier> o- ppl can't take any blood type but their own. however the blood type is accepted in the bodies of all others
2605[02:41] <bagel> that's the universal donor too isn't it
2606[02:41] <bagel> ye ye
2607[02:43] <xavier> there is speculation about the o- bloodtype being of satan, fallen angels, annunaki or "the giants"
2608[02:43] <xavier> alot of people in power and wealth have this blood
2609[02:44] <xavier> nazi germany discovered blood types
2610[02:44] <bagel> cooool
2611[02:44] <bagel> of course they did
2612[02:44] <xavier> freemasonry and other cults come from germany
2613[02:45] <xavier> it makes sense. my mother is o negative and she's a horrible person
2614[02:45] <xavier> shes dabbled in witchcraft and black magic
2615[02:46] <xavier> there is also something about shapeshifters and vampires but im just getting to that
2616[02:46] <bagel> where are you learning these things
2617[02:46] <xavier> from watching youtube vids!
2618[02:47] <bagel> oh
2619[02:47] <bagel> so it must be right
2620[02:47] <xavier> facts are facts
2621[02:48] <xavier> and i state them as such
2622[02:48] <xavier> but nah, i dont claim a theory to be fact
2623[02:49] <RobFrito> i don't know much about blood types but that sounds like a lot of hocus pocus
2624[02:50] <RobFrito> often there are true, real factors that might create trends like powerful people having a certain blood type
2625[02:50] <RobFrito> if that is true
2626[02:52] <RobFrito> truth is always stranger than fiction though so conspiracies or reptilians or evil spirits, these ideas pale in comparison to reality but are also representative of some 
2627
2628interpretation of that same reality 
2629[02:52] <xavier> thank you
2630[02:52] <xavier> what are you faggots up to
2631[02:53] <RobFrito> sniffin in one nostril only, and it aint cuz i got allergies like bagel
2632[02:53] <bagel> drawing in the studio
2633[02:53] <xavier> oh you like to art?
2634[02:54] <xavier> stop picking your nose casey thats gross
2635[02:54] <RobFrito> god made me this way 
2636[02:55] * RobFrito is now known as SoylentGoldblatt
2637[02:55] <SoylentGoldblatt> with a big hooked nose i mean
2638[02:55] <xavier> well thats why you're that way and im this way
2639[02:56] <SoylentGoldblatt> some central american native people have long curved noses too prob because indians are the lost tribe of israel and mormonism is true
2640[02:56] <xavier> my nose sticks up and you can see my nostrils
2641[02:56] <xavier> i also smell really good
2642[02:56] <xavier> my shit got radar
2643[02:56] <bagel> I am studying art
2644[02:56] <xavier> the indians told rome to go fuck themself and came here
2645[02:56] <bagel> so I'd say I like it a lot
2646[02:57] <SoylentGoldblatt> my nose is also upturned in thios manner
2647[02:57] <SoylentGoldblatt> i think the upturned nose thing is due to evolutionary factors of europeans evolving into greater resemblence to those asian snow monkeys that look weird
2648[02:58] <bagel> Japanese snow macaques 
2649[02:58] <xavier> oh
2650[02:59] <xavier> china pretty much has no RHesus negative blood in their ppl
2651[03:01] <SoylentGoldblatt> is there an implication to this
2652[03:01] <xavier> allegedly. i better google to make sure
2653[03:01] <SoylentGoldblatt> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmq8Fhooz3E
2654[03:01] <bagel> the only true humans?
2655[03:02] <bagel> I could get down with that
2656[03:03] <xavier> clicking
2657[03:03] <xavier> casey, are your eyes bigger than normal right now?
2658[03:04] <SoylentGoldblatt> i likehow no one in public or even anthropologists talk about native americans being mostly descended from siberians/asians. they are asian
2659[03:04] <SoylentGoldblatt> probably
2660[03:04] <xavier> i know right
2661[03:05] <xavier> ignorant sons a bitches
2662[03:05] <xavier> my eyes are probably like highbeams right now 
2663[03:05] <SoylentGoldblatt> like i understand the common notion of ethnicity gets blurred at these time scales because obviously the asiatic people  who settled the americas diverse and independent 
2664
2665cultures
2666[03:05] <SoylentGoldblatt> created+
2667[03:06] <SoylentGoldblatt> even so there are too many similarities 
2668[03:07] <SoylentGoldblatt> instead native americans are not regarded anything like we regard any other asiatic people even like alaskan or siberian native people who get some degree of respect 
2669[03:07] <xavier> they're not in the club
2670[03:07] <xavier> thats me
2671[03:08] <xavier> damn its 2 already?
2672[03:08] <xavier> shit
2673[03:09] <SoylentGoldblatt> fuck clocks
2674[03:10] <bagel> fuck butts
2675[03:11] <SoylentGoldblatt> hmm my pupils are normal actually
2676[03:11] <xavier> fuck clocks cause i never stop and i dont keep time when its time to rock
2677[03:12] <xavier> not your pupils mr neuroscientist
2678[03:12] <xavier> your whole eyeball
2679[03:13] <SoylentGoldblatt> if i look at something sexy it'll trigger big pupils for the duration of the drug
2680[03:14] <SoylentGoldblatt> also my tolerance for this is like approaching 60mg or pretty much the maximum that is reasonable to snort 
2681[03:15] <xavier> this nigga look at boobs then look in the mirror
2682[03:15] <SoylentGoldblatt> there is something funky about the pharmacology 
2683[03:15] <SoylentGoldblatt> lol
2684[03:15] <xavier> i smoke fatass bowls of meth
2685[03:15] <SoylentGoldblatt> at that level do you notice your pretty much stay high for days, ofcourse not like rushing butvery much still effected
2686[03:15] <xavier> you know about every little dust speck
2687[03:16] <xavier> thats called coming down man
2688[03:16] <SoylentGoldblatt> i'd have to do normal ritalin to compare to florinated ritalin but the f- version of amps seem to have slightly different pharmacology 
2689[03:16] <xavier> you stop being high long before the drug gets out your system
2690[03:17] <SoylentGoldblatt> well the thing with this drug is that aside from the obvious cardiovascular rushing that goes away the amphetamine effect on ur brain stays the same for a looong time 
2691[03:18] <SoylentGoldblatt> prob cuz its like more subtle 
2692[03:18] <xavier> i probably wouldnt be around your scientific ass too long
2693[03:18] <SoylentGoldblatt> also you can do 10mg or 100mg and there's not a huge difference
2694[03:18] <xavier> j/k
2695[03:18] <xavier> lol
2696[03:18] <SoylentGoldblatt> lol
2697[03:18] <xavier> you only get so high
2698[03:18] <SoylentGoldblatt> i split this with my friend, they flushed their half after a few days
2699[03:18] <xavier> shoulda sent it to me
2700[03:18] <SoylentGoldblatt> b/c they're a worse addict than me i guess
2701[03:19] <SoylentGoldblatt> like literally can't not hit it at any time of the day
2702[03:19] <xavier> i would have turned it around to where i get paid to get high
2703[03:19] <SoylentGoldblatt> last time i shared some xanax bars w them it almost got me arrested
2704[03:19] <xavier> im the most responsible drug user you know
2705[03:19] <SoylentGoldblatt> they payed for their half, just the fair price though i didnt charge any extra
2706[03:19] <SoylentGoldblatt> shouldve just returned it to me tho
2707[03:19] <SoylentGoldblatt> damn
2708[03:20] <SoylentGoldblatt> wouldve given the money back
2709[03:20] <xavier> dont let them leave there with anything
2710[03:20] <xavier> tell them do their dope there or keep it there for later
2711[03:20] <SoylentGoldblatt> yeah last time we chilled they asked for a little bit of this same drug, so i did give some but only like two hits 
2712[03:21] <SoylentGoldblatt> person has not much control when it comes to most drugs
2713[03:21] <xavier> they hang around just to get high
2714[03:21] <xavier> you could be having them do all kinda shit
2715[03:21] <xavier> you dont know about crackheads 
2716[03:21] <SoylentGoldblatt> lol yeah
2717[03:22] <SoylentGoldblatt> i consider them a friend though so im not gonna go full Charles Manson 
2718[03:22] <xavier> i think thats where that nigger shit come from
2719[03:22] <xavier> cocaine blew their ego up cause a nigger could tell a crackhead to do anything
2720[03:23] <SoylentGoldblatt> yeah thats definitely a symptom of the situation
2721[03:23] <SoylentGoldblatt> also causes you to view ppl as subhuman
2722[03:23] <SoylentGoldblatt> but poverty does that in general too
2723[03:23] <SoylentGoldblatt> crackheads are just the most potent example
2724[03:23] <xavier> i dont see anyone as subhuman
2725[03:23] <SoylentGoldblatt> some people drink Coca Cola instead, same shit tho
2726[03:23] <SoylentGoldblatt> me neither
2727[03:24] <SoylentGoldblatt> it'
2728[03:24] <xavier> coca cola
2729[03:24] <SoylentGoldblatt> lol
2730[03:24] <xavier> man im talking about people that get on crack and fiend for it
2731[03:24] <SoylentGoldblatt> no i know
2732[03:24] <xavier> and on the other hand, the people that sell it
2733[03:24] <SoylentGoldblatt> my friend definitely learned drug addiction through crack coke and snorting h
2734[03:24] <SoylentGoldblatt> its a much harsher version of what im doing
2735[03:25] <SoylentGoldblatt> like a total control situation
2736[03:25] <xavier> who act like some powerful ass motherfucker cause a crackhead wax their car and take out their garbage
2737[03:25] <SoylentGoldblatt> yeah
2738[03:25] <xavier> the dealers i fuck with know better than to play that shit with me
2739[03:26] <SoylentGoldblatt> i went to score w them a few times, im pretty sure at least one of the dudes was undercover because of how he acted around us
2740[03:26] <SoylentGoldblatt> a few days later the whole area was raided with dea going in with mp5s and all that
2741[03:26] <xavier> sometimes they cant help it and they'll tell me to like, grab something and hand it to them
2742[03:26] <xavier> more than half the junkies anywhere are the law
2743[03:27] <xavier> especially down here. louisiana is where they test all those policing tactics
2744[03:28] <xavier> my town has locally famous junkies that walk around town stealing and conning to get more meth
2745[03:28] <xavier> they all go to jail and get right back out
2746[03:29] <xavier> repeat offenders get squeezed and the DA gets em to tell on people, else they get put in the brig
2747[03:29] <xavier> for a really long time
2748[03:29] <xavier> also
2749[03:30] <xavier> the dope dealers work for the law and tell on people
2750[03:30] <xavier> cause the law brings in the dope!
2751[03:30] <xavier> N e w s F l a s h
2752[03:30] <SoylentGoldblatt> yeap
2753[03:30] <SoylentGoldblatt> that's the same to some degree everywhere
2754[03:30] <xavier> thats why i liked research chems
2755[03:31] <SoylentGoldblatt> cheap and no risk of getting carjacked?
2756[03:31] <xavier> but now i know who to fuck with and who not to
2757[03:31] <xavier> i can smell a pig a mile away
2758[03:31] <xavier> that shit was so easy man
2759[03:32] <SoylentGoldblatt> it still is lol
2760[03:32] <xavier> it spoils one im tellin you
2761[03:32] <xavier> you wont be ready for the streets
2762[03:32] <bagel> naaaaaarc
2763[03:32] <SoylentGoldblatt> no yeah ive done both now 
2764[03:33] <SoylentGoldblatt> the difference in the amount of money spent versus the amount of drug or drug effect you get
2765[03:33] <SoylentGoldblatt> literally orders of magnitude 
2766[03:34] <SoylentGoldblatt> and street junkies live and die for those prices, crack specifically 
2767[03:34] <SoylentGoldblatt> at least heroin is actually cheap 
2768[03:34] <xavier> no man
2769[03:34] <xavier> ill tell you what the difference is
2770[03:35] <xavier> you aint got no friends out there
2771[03:35] <SoylentGoldblatt> true
2772[03:35] <xavier> your friends that you get high, they aint stupid
2773[03:35] <xavier> they're weak tho
2774[03:36] <SoylentGoldblatt> well i only have 1 friend so its not a big deal so far and although they been a worse addict they have more discipline than i in some ways
2775[03:37] <xavier> dont say they if its one person man damn
2776[03:37] <SoylentGoldblatt> they haven't ripped me off in fact ive probably done more of their drugs than reverse except for the 4fmph that they dumped ee
2777[03:38] <xavier> i am your 1 and only friend
2778[03:38] <xavier> another news flash forya
2779[03:38] <SoylentGoldblatt> i say they because it's a transsexual i met in the psych ward lol
2780[03:38] <xavier> god damn
2781[03:39] <SoylentGoldblatt> like i respect that i should say she but that'd give ppl the wrong idea 
2782[03:39] <xavier> which way'd they go
2783[03:39] <xavier> does she have a dick
2784[03:39] <SoylentGoldblatt> m to f 
2785[03:39] <SoylentGoldblatt> yeah im guessing because they still piss outside 
2786[03:39] <xavier> HAHAHA
2787[03:39] <SoylentGoldblatt> lol
2788[03:39] <xavier> thats a boy man
2789[03:39] <SoylentGoldblatt> notthat youcan't do that witha vagina itsjust not common
2790[03:40] <xavier> ....is he a pretty girl?
2791[03:40] <xavier> come on tell the truth
2792[03:40] <SoylentGoldblatt> yeah i mostly perceive this person as male
2793[03:40] <SoylentGoldblatt> not to me lol
2794[03:40] <xavier> lemme see em
2795[03:40] <xavier> i wanna know if he's cute
2796[03:41] <xavier> you get your dick sucked when he comes over and gets high
2797[03:41] <xavier> dont lie
2798[03:41] <SoylentGoldblatt> no actually lol
2799[03:41] <xavier> is this the dude with the band?
2800[03:41] <SoylentGoldblatt> everyone thinks my life must be more exciting than it is im tired of it 
2801[03:41] <SoylentGoldblatt> yeah
2802[03:42] <xavier> stop LYIN man
2803[03:42] <xavier> you aint gotta lie to me
2804[03:42] <SoylentGoldblatt> im not ffs
2805[03:42] <xavier> if you tellin the truth you either dont know how exciting things can be or you jack off too much
2806[03:42] <SoylentGoldblatt> they tried to kiss me when we were most high on crack once i laughed it off so as to not embarass them too much
2807[03:43] <SoylentGoldblatt> might've worked but crack doesn't strike me that way
2808[03:43] <xavier> dont laugh at him man
2809[03:43] <xavier> he wants to polish your rod
2810[03:43] <SoylentGoldblatt> duh
2811[03:43] <xavier> lemme get that pic
2812[03:43] <SoylentGoldblatt> no i was cool about it
2813[03:44] <xavier> i want to masturbate
2814[03:44] <SoylentGoldblatt> stop being a creep and wait for xfinitywifi to load facebook for me
2815[03:44] <SoylentGoldblatt> lol
2816[03:44] <SoylentGoldblatt> for some reason its almost impossible to load facebook or tumblr but everything else is normal
2817[03:45] <xavier> i bet he comes over less frequently since that happened
2818[03:54] <SoylentGoldblatt> no that was a while ago
2819[03:56] <SoylentGoldblatt> i had to roll that tobacco beforfe it got too dry
2820[03:56] <SoylentGoldblatt> another consequence of winter
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2823[04:01] <eyeballin> assholes interrupting me
2824[04:02] * eyeballin is now known as casey
2825[04:02] * ChanServ sets mode: +v casey
2826[04:03] <xavier> keep your bag in the freezer
2827[04:04] <xavier> whats up casey wheres the pic
2828[04:04] <xavier> just tell me his name ill find him on your friends list
2829[04:05] <casey> yeah im not seeing the band page ill pm u
2830[04:07] <casey> how is your art going bagel
2831[04:09] <bagel> slowly 
2832[04:09] <xavier> lol
2833[04:09] <bagel> it's starting to take shape
2834[04:09] <bagel> but the due date is coming up fast
2835[04:09] <casey> how often do you just decide to ball it up and throw away 
2836[04:09] <bagel> everyday
2837[04:09] <bagel> but I can't now
2838[04:10] <bagel> have mounted most of the paper with glue to wood panels
2839[04:10] <casey> before when i would fuck with computer music i was just experimenting and not trying too hard for a particular idea or theme but now i trash projects regularly
2840[04:10] <bagel> because you care more about it
2841[04:11] <casey> also back then it was more impressive to me so now i have to do better somehow and usually have a strong idea of what im going for beforehand 
2842[04:11] <bagel> when you begin to realise that work will be viewed by your peers as representative of who you are
2843[04:11] <bagel> and that scares me
2844[04:12] <casey> hmm 
2845[04:12] <casey> i would probably feel similarly in your situation 
2846[04:12] <bagel> if my art is an extension of my personality I'm an angry violent person
2847[04:13] <casey> but i just dump random crap on a literally unnamed soundcloud and if anyone listens much less hits "heart" button i am just amused so theres not much at stake
2848[04:13] <casey> thats not necessarily wrong bagel and inevitably something that will change over time probably bc you are young
2849[04:15] <bagel> I dunno....I see my personality as coming from my father
2850[04:15] <bagel> and I imagine I'd follow his trajectory 
2851[04:15] <bagel> at least emotionally
2852[04:15] <casey> woah
2853[04:15] <casey> future trippin
2854[04:15] <casey> i dont do that
2855[04:16] <casey> j/k that's a quote from that one youtuber nvm
2856[04:17] <casey> it's not as easy to completely misunderstand music vs visual art, but in both cases this depends on how vague or direct and relentless you are
2857[04:20] <bagel> yea
2858[04:20] <bagel> I like to think my paintings can speak to anyone and everyone
2859[04:20] <bagel> I don't want to make "pretentious" art
2860[04:23] <casey> agreed
2861[04:24] <casey> it's fun to fuck with peoples perception though like i would really enjoy being extremely pretentious and dead serious about it so everyone will hate me but actually i dont really 
2862
2863care and the true message is hidden
2864[04:25] <casey> i saw a bbc programme about how an art museum bought a part of this american artists work which was composed out of different rectangles of bricks
2865[04:26] <casey> they only bought 1 of the stacks of bricks and put it on exhibition and it became a media furor about the absurdity of a plain rectangle of bricks being art
2866[04:27] <casey> it was pretty dumbthat they only bought 1/8th of it and presented it as if this was the same as the whole assembly of brick stacks
2867[04:29] <casey> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equivalent_VIII
2868[04:31] <casey> i have assembled an almost complete project for a pure minimal techno album 
2869[04:31] <casey> havent decided on a name for it yet though
2870[04:34] <casey> like that would probably seem really pretentious but seem people love listening to the sound of an engine cooling down or an mri 
2871[04:34] <casey> some people love eating dirt, some people are elevator enthusiasts 
2872[04:37] <casey> also i like very much that i might be doing something completely unnecessary and irrelevant and as long as 2 people are exposed to it i have succeeded 
2873[04:46] <casey> are youstill there xavier 
2874[04:46] <casey> is the whatcd account fucked
2875[04:46] <xavier> what up
2876[04:46] <xavier> fuck
2877[04:46] <casey> need a new one
2878[04:46] <xavier> its probably deactivated
2879[04:46] <xavier> i need a cigarette
2880[04:46] <casey> although soulseek pretty much is good enough its just not as fast
2881[04:47] <xavier> i find shit on soulseek that i cant find nowhere else
2882[04:47] <casey> same thats why i always would use it occasionally cuz whatcd wouldnt have it
2883[04:47] <casey> i also got some of the sample packs i use on there
2884[04:48] <xavier> hold your nuts for a moment. im goin outside to be kool
2885[04:48] <casey> one time i downloaded a pack made by this irrelevant canadian drum and bass artist who committed suicide
2886[04:48] <casey> his music wasnt very good but he chose good breakbeats
2887[04:51] <casey> god damn it the last of three shitty chinese bulbs in this lamp died and its really fuckin me up
2888[04:52] <casey> those ones that have two pins that twist to lock
2889[04:56] <casey> thinking about what u said bagel though my soundcloud is totally seperate from my identity only a few ppl know that its me 
2890[04:57] <bagel> I can't detach myself from my work like that anymore
2891[04:58] <casey> i would defend it, but its nice not having to feel judgement about every thing 
2892[04:58] <casey> i guess you cant do it really in school but tahts why its so great to use pseudonyms 
2893[05:04] <casey> why is it that there are really no expected convention for name attribution of a musical artist but this is not really the same for other forms of art
2894[05:04] <casey> you can use a fake name but if it's not in recognizable name format people will think you're silly
2895[05:09] <bagel> how do you mean?
2896[05:10] <xavier> do not listen to casey whilst taking LSD25
2897[05:10] <xavier> you will become stuck in an endless cycle of agreement and disagreement (also known as introspective madness)
2898[05:11] <casey> like i can think of a lot of visual artists or ppl in literature that used fake names but they didnt use ridiculous names like most music/ians or music Groups really
2899[05:11] <casey> no do listen, but also know to disregard
2900[05:11] <casey> because it';s all contrived no matter who is talking about what or how they are talking about it
2901[05:11] <casey> no worries
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2904[05:13] <casey> have you got or had real acid, xavier? nice
2905[05:13] <xavier> a few times years ago
2906[05:13] <casey> i never did attempt to buy real lsd and forget finding it irl 
2907[05:13] <xavier> its not cheap
2908[05:14] <xavier> oh i found it irl
2909[05:14] <xavier> i have friends in the psychedelic circles
2910[05:14] <casey> here everyone is still loving "molly" 
2911[05:14] <casey> and shitty phenethylemines as "acid" 
2912[05:15] <xavier> we always knew what was on our blotter whether it was nbomes or lsd
2913[05:15] <casey> from what my friend described i think they have had the real deal and not just rc shit 
2914[05:15] <xavier> if its bitter its not a spitter
2915[05:15] <casey> can get shrooms but i would not trust anyone really with a claim of real lsd unless i took it and confirmed
2916[05:15] <xavier> its just a different thing to splatter your brains
2917[05:16] <casey> basically true
2918[05:16] <xavier> i want to trip so hard
2919[05:16] <xavier> its been years dude. send me some
2920[05:16] <xavier> [02:59] <casey> i would defend it, but its nice not having to feel judgement about every thing 
2921[05:16] <xavier> [03:00] <casey> i guess you cant do it really in school but tahts why its so great to use pseudonyms 
2922[05:16] <xavier> [03:05] <casey> why is it that there are really no expected convention for name attribution of a musical artist but this is not really the same for other forms of art
2923[05:16] <xavier> [03:06] <casey> you can use a fake name but if it's not in recognizable name format people will think you're silly
2924[05:16] <xavier> [03:12] <casey> like i can think of a lot of visual artists or ppl in literature that used fake names but they didnt use ridiculous names like most music/ians or music Groups 
2925
2926really
2927[05:17] <casey> but ppl dont appreciate tryptamines or ergomines (sp) they just think nBome is what its all about 
2928[05:17] <casey> cuz they dont know ebtter
2929[05:19] <xman> It's OK to feel judgement as long as u can handle it!
2930[05:19] <xman> Ok I'm attempting to decipher your point
2931[05:20] <xman> Oh
2932[05:21] <casey> like people expect the attribution to be something that sounds like a human being 
2933[05:21] <xman> People in literature are the authors of literate writings
2934[05:21] <casey> rather than just some abstract shit
2935[05:22] <xman> The author is credited respectfully
2936[05:22] <xman> Look here
2937[05:25] <casey> like id only use my real name if i made music if i were part of the 1960s folk revival or releasing unedited field recordings 
2938[05:25] <xman> When you read someone's literature that once you finish, you feel like finding the author and telling him something that might hurt his feelings (oh noe), and you can't, because it 
2939
2940seems to have been written by some abstract musical band (respectfully), you'll at least want your money back for that shit and might even wipe your ass with the paper
2941[05:26] <xman> Lol
2942[05:26] <casey> true
2943[05:26] <xman> Hey, you know clark?
2944[05:26] <xman> Where's that dude from
2945[05:27] <casey> luckily a lot of art forms can now be replicated and shared digitally with almost no cost
2946[05:27] <xman> Your time is worth something
2947[05:28] <xman> Everyone's brain doesn't go in the 5th dimension God damn
2948[05:28] <casey> well thats their problem
2949[05:28] <xman> I'm fucking with you :D
2950[05:29] <casey> lol
2951[05:29] <xman> I wish I could see your face I bet you're all like >:( hahaha
2952[05:30] <casey> no it was humorous too bc lots of ppl would dismiss what ive said
2953[05:30] <casey> as being a dumb stoner or smth
2954[05:31] <xman> That's why  you wrote it down for some big brained motherfuck erst like me
2955[05:32] <casey> even ````````` can be saved from his idolatry if he were to follow my teachings
2956[05:35] <casey> itss not just that they are smalle brained but also they make bad decisions 
2957[05:40] <casey> they started giving me zoloft when i was still coming down when i was in there xman 
2958[05:41] <xman> Then went crazy
2959[05:42] <xman> My cat is so freaking snuggly right now
2960[05:42] <xman> He purring with his mouth hanging o86
2961[05:42] <casey> yeah it was pretty manic feeling from then on and like ill serotonergic feeling like i just drank half a bottle of bad cough syrup
2962[05:42] <xman> I fuck ed up saying that cause he forcing me to pet him
2963[05:43] <casey> lol
2964[05:43] <xman> I think I've been out of serotonin
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2967[05:44] <xman> That bridge between your mind and your gut
2968[05:45] <xman> Meth set mine ablaze
2969[05:46] <casey_> and then I would get that feeling when I drank so I stopped taking it
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2971[05:47] <casey_> Rushing isn't my favorite part except for 2fma 
2972[05:49] <casey_> Unless addiction is setting in of course
2973[05:50] <xman> Being high is stressful man
2974[05:51] <xman> Your blood flowspump
2975[05:51] <xman> To internal organs
2976[05:52] <xman> Because your body is ready to get fucked up
2977[05:52] <casey_> If it's too much like drinking black coffee w ephedrine and not enough mental euphoria I do not like
2978[05:53] <casey_> All amps do it though just a lil different
2979[05:57] <xman> It's a mind thing sometimes
2980[05:58] <xman> Depending  on how one feels, It can ve
2981[05:58] <xman> Bad or really good
2982[05:58] <xman> Best case scenario is fucking
2983[06:02] <xman> Mmm  vitamins
2984[06:15] <casey_> I was just thinking that
2985[06:15] <casey_> Once u get into it u can control the effect in a way
2986[06:16] <casey_> Fucking cold 
2987[06:24] <xman> What's the temperature there casey_
2988[06:25] <xman> He said "fucking cold" hahahaha
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2991[06:57] <casey_> Makes me angry
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2994[07:03] <xman> Eyeballin
2995[07:04] <xman> You there
2996[07:07] <casey_> Hi
2997[07:08] <xman> Casey_ you gotta notify me
2998[07:11] <xman> Casey_ can you see yourself bringing blues music back to listeners with a revolutionary electronic edge that captivates and stuns modern listeners
2999[07:12] <casey_> Yeah something like that
3000[07:13] <casey_> The weather has fucked up my routine
3001[07:13] <xman> A sound that is so new, people will have to keep listening
3002[07:13] <casey_> We should both go visit pepe
3003[07:13] <xman> Music that will be universally renowned and impossible to hate
3004[07:13] <xman> I can see me doing that
3005[07:14] <xman> In the best circumstances
3006[07:14] <xman> It's possible man
3007[07:15] <xman> Casey_ do you really want to?
3008[07:15] <xman> The question applies to both things you said
3009[07:15] <xman> And I have to ask
3010[07:16] <xman> Who is pepe where'd  he come from
3011[07:16] <xman> Ibm friend? Where's ibm
3012[07:18] <casey_> No he is ibm
3013[07:18] <casey_> He was living w a friend of stupidnoob before he moved idt
3014[07:18] <casey_> Into where he at now
3015[07:19] <xman> And he's flying solo now? Casey_ would you please Notify me thanks
3016[07:24] <casey_> No he works for that same person I understand
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3018[07:55] <casey_> Oh and yes I am serious about both
3019[08:00] <casey_> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKT7UybFxe4
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3022[08:08] <bagel> WOOP 
3023[08:08] <bagel> beers
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3036[11:42] <Yossarian> heater failure deeewwwerp dwrrrrrrrp
3037[11:43] * Yossarian changes topic to '<QqQqQqQ> Knife the roos | Crystaline Boners and Miscellaneous Things'
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3075[17:56] <CumGator> CG
3076[17:56] <bagek> good morning
3077[17:56] <CumGator> gm
3078[17:56] <Tends_> CumGator: is probably ond?
3079[17:57] <Tends_> Since ond is obsessed with semen 
3080[17:57] <bagek> gotta release the venom
3081[18:04] <bagek> how ya been Tends_?
3082[18:04] <Tends_> Great bagek
3083[18:04] <Tends_> Fucking
3084[18:04] <Tends_> great
3085[18:04] <Tends_> I'm going to rent a fuckin' penthouse next year
3086[18:04] <Tends_> yisss
3087[18:05] <bagek> uh oh
3088[18:05] <Tends_> What?
3089[18:05] <Tends_> It's 1k a month
3090[18:05] <Tends_> it's not that bad
3091[18:05] <Tends_> utilities are paid with the rent
3092[18:05] <bagek> you're not being sarcastic?
3093[18:07] <Tends_> No.
3094[18:07] <Tends_> Seriously 
3095[18:08] <Tends_> I already got signed up for it
3096[18:08] <CumGator> Sounds like a shitty penthouse
3097[18:08] <Tends_> That's a matter of opinions ond
3098[18:08] <CumGator> 1k/month penthouse
3099[18:09] <Tends_> For example I can say chocolate is a shitty flavor.
3100[18:09] <CumGator> Half as expensive as my non-penthouse
3101[18:09] <CumGator> Guaranteed unimpressive
3102[18:09] <Tends_> Again
3103[18:09] <CumGator> May your dwelling be pissed upon
3104[18:09] <CumGator> Amen
3105[18:09] <Tends_> thats a matter of opinions
3106[18:09] <CumGator> YEah
3107[18:09] <CumGator> Good ones and bad ones
3108[18:09] <CumGator> Mine being good
3109[18:09] <CumGator> Yours being bad
3110[18:09] <Tends_> Yep.
3111[18:09] <Tends_> Good for you.
3112[18:09] <CumGator> And worthy of being pissed upon
3113[18:09] <Tends_> Good for you
3114[18:09] <Tends_> Anyway bagek how about you?
3115[18:10] <Tends_> Whats your updates in life?
3116[18:10] <bagek> I'll be done with uni in a month
3117[18:11] <bagek> super busy
3118[18:11] <Tends_> Senior?
3119[18:11] <bagek> honours
3120[18:11] <CumGator> cumours
3121[18:11] <bagek> yea
3122[18:12] <bagek> the cummiest
3123[18:12] <Tends_> Nice.
3124[18:12] <Tends_> Congrats bagel
3125[18:12] <Tends_> What major?
3126[18:13] <CumGator> cum sciences
3127[18:13] <bagek> painting/drawing
3128[18:13] <bagek> yea
3129[18:13] <bagek> how to suck cock for art
3130[18:14] <Tends_> Oh yeah.
3131[18:14] <Tends_> Artist.
3132[18:14] <Tends_> bagek: draw a cartoon series of #thegentlemanloser
3133[18:14] <bagek> fuck you pay me
3134[18:14] <Tends_> Bitch I might.
3135[18:15] <bagek> did you not read how I said I'm really busy
3136[18:17] <bagek> CumGator travel plans for winter?
3137[18:20] <CumGator> Ernt
3138[18:20] <CumGator> Saving dollars
3139[18:20] <CumGator> Probably gonna cum all over the place next spring/summer
3140[18:20] <CumGator> Blow my load at that juncture
3141[18:26] <CumGator> So to speak
3142[18:28] <CumGator> Sometimes it occurs to me that I'd like to join some American cybersecurity firm that contracts for the government, or maybe work for some government agency directly
3143[18:28] <CumGator> I think that would be stimulating
3144[18:29] <bagek> ye
3145[18:32] <bagek> cool
3146[18:33] <bagek> we were considering going to Sydney for a weekend. but that's about it
3147[18:33] <bagek> not very cashed up lately
3148[18:35] <CumGator> I recall
3149[18:35] * CumGator burps
3150[18:36] * CumGator burps again
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3152[18:57] <CumGator> Young WorldPeace 
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3156[19:10] <WorldPeace> hi CumGator 
3157[19:10] <WorldPeace> how are you?
3158[19:10] <WorldPeace> that's weird. this channel didn't turn blue when you said my nick.
3159[19:10] <WorldPeace> i see the red line in it where you did
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3161[19:10] <WorldPeace> i must have scrolled through it or something
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3163[19:12] <CumGator> o
3164[19:12] <Salaam> Fuck Cranbrook
3165[19:12] <CumGator> I'm ok
3166[19:12] <CumGator> You playing games or somn
3167[19:13] <WorldPeace> no
3168[19:13] <WorldPeace> just typing a lot
3169[19:13] <WorldPeace> you?
3170[19:13] <CumGator> Programs?
3171[19:13] <WorldPeace> no, just words
3172[19:13] <CumGator> Reading my news, watching videos
3173[19:13] <WorldPeace> to people in channels
3174[19:13] <CumGator> oic
3175[19:14] <WorldPeace> i would have been typing them here if i'd seen you said my nick
3176[19:14] <WorldPeace> i like to promptly greet the people who greet me
3177[19:15] <CumGator> lol
3178[19:15] <WorldPeace> and then i started telling this story about a conversation i overheard
3179[19:15] <WorldPeace> it was funny
3180[19:15] <WorldPeace> in short, a woman said a really dumb thing
3181[19:16] <WorldPeace> i think she's young though, so it's maybe forgivable
3182[19:16] <CumGator> Did it involve Hillary Clinton or feminism
3183[19:16] * Salaam is now known as SalaamAlalami
3184[19:18] <WorldPeace> nah nothing like that
3185[19:18] <WorldPeace> just something that is common knowledge to me
3186[19:18] <WorldPeace> that they didn't understand
3187[19:18] <WorldPeace> it was surprising to me how the other woman didn't laugh at the first
3188[19:18] <WorldPeace> and she answered the question honestly
3189[19:18] <CumGator> Diamonds?
3190[19:18] <WorldPeace> i admire that about the lower class
3191[19:18] <WorldPeace> no
3192[19:19] <CumGator> BRB
3193[19:20] <Yossarian> swallow?
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3210[20:08] <usur> USA USA USA
3211[20:08] <usur> i cant wait until trump wins
3212[20:08] <usur> WorldPeace goto bed!!!!!!!
3213[20:10] <thana> usur
3214[20:10] <thana> watch this
3215[20:10] <thana> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvG7CHWyol0
3216[20:15] <WorldPeace> thanks for the reminder, usur 
3217[20:15] <WorldPeace> i almost forgot
3218[20:15] <usur> no problem thats why im here fam
3219[20:15] <WorldPeace> that guy looks like wmt, thana 
3220[20:15] <thana> it is wmt
3221[20:15] <WorldPeace> no it isn't
3222[20:16] <thana> you're dying, WorldPeace 
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3225[20:32] <Tends_> thana!
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3227[20:32] <Tends_> I'm getting a penthouse next year
3228[20:32] <Tends_> renting
3229[20:34] <thana> hi
3230[20:34] <thana> o rly
3231[20:35] <thana> i thought you didnt have excess money
3232[20:35] <bagel> he did it all for the nookie
3233[20:36] * thana shoves it up bagel's cookie
3234[20:36] <thana> ;o
3235[20:36] <bagel> WTF
3236[20:36] <bagel> you shithead
3237[20:36] <bagel> I'll kill yoooooou
3238[20:37] <thana> no pls
3239[20:38] <bagel> wait there for six months while I apply for a gun licence 
3240[20:40] <thana> pls no
3241[20:40] <thana> I meant it in good fun
3242[20:41] <thana> i mistook you for a mouse
3243[20:41] <thana> and wanted to give you a cookie
3244[20:41] <thana>  bagel look at this:
3245[20:41] <bagel> then where's my milk bitch
3246[20:41] <thana> oh i got some milk for ya
3247[20:41] * thana squeezes nips
3248[20:43] <thana> holdon for pic
3249[20:43] <thana> http://imgur.com/Zhb675E
3250[20:47] <bagel> I swear
3251[20:47] <bagel> white cats are more evil
3252[20:48] <Tends_> thana: I don't(at the moment) I'm already set up for internships and I'm working with my school program to get a good paying job
3253[20:48] <Tends_> Internship is paying me 1,000 a month
3254[20:48] <Tends_> + job salary
3255[20:48] <thana> thats dope
3256[20:48] <thana> oh is it a summer internship or yearlong
3257[20:49] <thana> is the place your renting cheaper than student housing
3258[20:49] <thana> sometimes thats the case
3259[20:52] <Tends_> Year long 
3260[20:52] <Tends_> No man it's paid by the government. 
3261[20:52] <Tends_> So I'm good.
3262[20:52] <Tends_> So If I don't end up with enough income I can get a cheaper place
3263[20:57] <thana> oh
3264[20:57] <thana> cool
3265[20:59] <WorldPeace> gn friends
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3267[21:01] <Tends_> or stay in dorms.
3268[21:01] <Tends_> whatever works.
3269[21:07] <thana> just focus on skewl
3270[21:07] <thana> dont need to ball outta control
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3273[21:10] <bagel> YOU'RE GONNA GET SO LAID
3274[21:11] <bagel> I'll be a penthouse ho
3275[21:14] <`````````> http://webm.land/media/WCM2.webm
3276[21:15] <bagel> broken link is broken
3277[21:15] <bagel> TRY AGAIN
3278[21:18] * wmt (~wmt@FE7C608.FFA2C5A.DA5BEFEC.IP) Quit (Quit: This computer has gone to sleep)
3279[21:27] <`````````> It isn't broken
3280[21:30] <bagel> I can't clicks it
3281[21:31] * HTS (~chatzilla@cloak-F7DDBEB2.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
3282[21:31] <`````````> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwinpECzxoo
3283[21:31] <`````````> Try that 1 instead
3284[21:33] <bagel> "the uploaded has not made this video available in your country"
3285[21:33] <thana> i seent it
3286[21:34] <thana> http://is.4chan.org/fit/1477511857471.gif
3287[21:34] <thana> lul
3288[21:38] <`````````> http://usuncut.com/politics/someone-just-destroyed-donald-trumps-walk-fame-star-sledgehammer/
3289[21:41] <bagel> saw that
3290[21:41] <bagel> so mad
3291[21:44] <Yossarian> That's why we can't have nice things.
3292[21:44] <bagel> stars so gauche
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3295[21:49] <Yossarian> Although I'm not sure if this is real or just a lefty leaning version of The Onion.
3296[21:49] <Yossarian> "EDITOR’S NOTE: This article contains content that may emotionally trigger readers who have experienced sexual assault." -- Wait, what?
3297[21:49] <Yossarian> ???
3298[21:49] <Yossarian> ?_?
3299[21:51] <Yossarian> I'm pretty sure there is a Yossarian in an alternative universe who is rich and owns all the ISPs and closes connections of whiny bitches or gives them nice HTTP redirects.
3300[21:52] <Yossarian> YOSSARIAN'S NOTE: The Internet isn't a public utility. It was probably much better with you and your mom not on it, but I'm too busy banging 10s on my $10k desk to care.
3301[21:53] <Yossarian> It would be the ubertroll.
3302[21:54] <Yossarian> I don't want to stab zionists, recruit celebs, or bomb muslims. So I'm sure everyone would be like "yea that's a fair compromise"
3303[21:55] <Yossarian> They say, as they toke their one-hitters.
3304[21:55] <Yossarian> Graciously, I'd let all that console shit dial home.
3305[21:57] <Yossarian> And the group that is selected for genocide would beeee...
3306[21:57] <Yossarian> Weathermen and people with "outie" belly buttons. Mostly, the latter, though.
3307[21:58] <Yossarian> I think we can all agree this would be a pretty decent klepto-capitalist-fascist regime, yeah?
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3310[21:59] <Yossarian> Also, tweens don't even know what weathermen are.
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3312[22:17] <Tends_> Why the fuck do you even care for tweens?
3313[22:17] <thana> looks like ima need to find a new pencil before tmw
3314[22:18] <thana> hmm
3315[22:18] <thana> look Tends_ http://imgur.com/Zhb675E
3316[22:18] <Tends_> An evil white cat
3317[22:23] <Tends_> why are you showing me this thana?
3318[22:24] <thana> cause hes my kitty
3319[22:36] <usur> dat cat tho
3320[22:37] <thana> he my homie
3321[22:38] <thana> gonna sleep at my gfs tmw
3322[22:38] <thana> so i can be at school at 7:30 am
3323[22:38] <thana> to go on a fieldtrip
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3325[22:42] <bagek> please let this be a normal fieldtrip
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3327[22:45] <Yossarian> Because I want to genocide all the outie belly buttons plus weathermen.
3328[22:45] <Yossarian> Duh?
3329[22:45] <Yossarian> Read my manifestos much, bruh?
3330[22:45] <Yossarian> <bagek> please let this be a normal fieldtrip
3331[22:46] <Yossarian> omg bagel went back to like year 4 like weird dojisnhi or an omake
3332[22:46] <Yossarian> so kawaiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
3333[22:46] <bagek> lol outie bellybuttons are creepy
3334[22:46] <thana> lol
3335[22:46] <thana> yeah
3336[22:46] <thana> we're going to see wetlands and some other shit
3337[22:46] <thana> and some water resouces presentations
3338[22:46] <thana> let me pull up the itinerary
3339[22:47] <bagek> and then an octopus in the neighbourhood!?
3340[22:47] <Yossarian> aww it is like thana is going back to year 4 like weird doujinshi or an omake so kawaiiiiiiiiii~~~
3341[22:48] <thana> did you just watch some anime or somethin
3342[22:48] <bagek> AWWWWWW YOSSARIAN IS MOCKING PEOPLE TO MAKE HIMSELF FEEL BETTER ABOUT HIMSELF
3343[22:48] * Yossarian changes topic to '<bagek> lol outie bellybuttons are creepy VOTE YOSS & BAGEK 2016 | Crystaline Boners and Miscellaneous Things'
3344[22:48] <Yossarian> No.
3345[22:48] <bagek> you're the VP
3346[22:48] <Yossarian> It just seems like the words "field trip" or the word? Erm.
3347[22:48] <bagek> otherwise I'm sabotaging your campaign
3348[22:48] <Yossarian> It seems a misuse of the word.
3349[22:48] <thana> we're going to an arboretum, wetlands, presentation on green infrastructure, reconstruction project, and a park to learn about the stormwater systems
3350[22:48] <thana> ?
3351[22:48] <Yossarian> But it isn't, probably.
3352[22:49] <thana> how is it a misuse of the word
3353[22:49] <Tends_> thana: you should've got a black cat
3354[22:49] <Tends_> from africa 
3355[22:49] <Yossarian> It probably isn't.
3356[22:49] <thana> it isnt
3357[22:49] <thana> Tends_, i didnt choose this cat
3358[22:49] <thana> it was given to me
3359[22:49] <Yossarian> But it reminds me of grade 4.
3360[22:49] <bagek> he's like P diddy
3361[22:49] <Tends_> Oh i get it
3362[22:49] <Tends_> you didn't choose this life
3363[22:49] <bagek> he owns all white things
3364[22:49] <Tends_> this life chose you
3365[22:49] <thana> lol
3366[22:49] <thana> purr life chose me
3367[22:49] <Yossarian> Like Obama, you mean?
3368[22:49] <Tends_> I wish purr life would choose me
3369[22:49] <Tends_> :(
3370[22:49] <Tends_> I'm lonely ehre
3371[22:49] <Yossarian> You didn't build that cat!
3372[22:50] <Yossarian> Err, I couldn't make a joke in time.
3373[22:50] <thana> you could get a cat if you move to somewhere else Tends_ 
3374[22:50] <thana> but only get one if yo uare sure you can have it forever
3375[22:50] <Yossarian> I'm 
3376[22:50] <Tends_> I know
3377[22:50] <bagek> Tends_ needs some pussylove
3378[22:50] <Yossarian> FUCKING DONE WITH CATS
3379[22:50] <Tends_> but no pets right now
3380[22:50] <Yossarian> A) PISSING EVERYWHERE EXCEPT LITTERBOX
3381[22:50] <bagek> please don't fuck the cat
3382[22:50] <Tends_> can't take on responsibility 
3383[22:50] <Tends_> Yossarian: you need to take your cat to a vet if he's doing that
3384[22:50] <Yossarian> 2) WHINES LIKE A DOG 
3385[22:50] <Tends_> He/she is spraying 
3386[22:50] <Yossarian> III) STRANGEST CAT EVER 
3387[22:51] <bagek> is he fixed yoss?
3388[22:51] <Yossarian> Andddddd I'm probably going to have to kill it.
3389[22:51] <Tends_> Why get a cat in the first place?
3390[22:51] <bagek> gotta cut those nuts off
3391[22:51] <Tends_> You piece of shit 
3392[22:51] <Tends_> Just take it to a vet.
3393[22:51] <Yossarian> Have you guys seen Pet Sematary?
3394[22:51] <Tends_> Yes
3395[22:51] <Yossarian> Tends_, you must not live in my world.
3396[22:51] <Tends_> lamest fucking movie ever
3397[22:51] <Yossarian> In my world, you don't get a cat.
3398[22:51] <Tends_> obviously not
3399[22:52] <Yossarian> In my world, some relative of yours decides to move in animals into your house.
3400[22:52] <Yossarian> Just because.
3401[22:52] <Yossarian> Always have lame ass excuses too, like "Oh I got pregnant -- had child -- told my partner was neva gonna fux him again! Guess what? HE CHEATED OH NOES BIG SURPRISE"
3402[22:53] <Yossarian> Also, $30k+ lawyers
3403[22:53] <Yossarian> But hey, pets are more important than furniture, apparently.
3404[22:54] <Yossarian> Yeah, it sounds really retarded when I say it out loud, huh?
3405[22:54] <Yossarian> It didn't make sense to me either.
3406[22:55] <Yossarian> Likeee, reverse mortaging your house and then giving literally all the money to said histronic person.
3407[22:55] <Yossarian> I guess that's the power of familial relations and grandchildren, though.
3408[22:55] <Yossarian> Complete and severe retardation.
3409[22:56] <Yossarian> Like, thinking that I want to murder animals for funzies.
3410[22:56] <Yossarian> Completely retarded.
3411[22:57] <`````````> http://webm.land/w/D7se/
3412[22:57] <Yossarian> Also, not sure if this is rationalization talking but SJW liberal PETA nuts have to stop spewing the bullshit about shelters, especially for dogs. This cat is like... nothing 
3413
3414like a cat. He acts more like a dog.
3415[22:57] <Yossarian> All the shelter animals are large breeds or shit, guess what? nobody wants
3416[22:57] <Yossarian> so bring on the meats
3417[22:58] <bagek> let's all eat dawg
3418[22:58] <bagek> dawg tastes awful
3419[22:58] <Tends_> hot dawggs
3420[22:58] <Tends_> I'm going to bed
3421[22:58] <Tends_> night
3422[22:58] <Yossarian> Getting the cat into a carrier is impossible, unless you or the vet want to compensate me some alrazopram
3423[22:58] <Yossarian> erm
3424[22:58] <Yossarian> alprazolam
3425[22:58] <Yossarian> cat killing has got me tongue tied
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3427[22:59] <Yossarian> Vet' doesn't give a fuck.
3428[22:59] <`````````> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJrbToC7yao
3429[22:59] <Yossarian> Actual owner doesn't give a fuck -- unless she wants something like baby sitting or regularly every month, $300+
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3431[23:00] <Yossarian> So, if you want to imagine my situation, just picture everyone who lives here and my grandmother getting pounded in the ass because, hey, evolution! emotions over logic! 
3432
3433whoo!!!!!!!!
3434[23:00] <thana> you need to move out Yossarian 
3435[23:00] <Yossarian> pounded in the ass
3436[23:01] <Yossarian> almost literally
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3438[23:01] <Yossarian> I read that as:
3439[23:01] <Yossarian> <thana> kill everyone Yossarian 
3440[23:01] * HTS (~chatzilla@F9BD71DE:1EE051E6:8518043E:IP) Quit (Ping timeout: 243 seconds)
3441[23:01] <thana> or that
3442[23:02] <thana> but probably not that
3443[23:02] <Yossarian> OOoooooh!
3444[23:02] <bagek> if you kill them all you should be ready to kill yourself too
3445[23:02] <Yossarian> On Hallows' Eve?
3446[23:02] <bagek> because..
3447[23:02] <Yossarian> That would be fucking dope, son.
3448[23:02] <Yossarian> real nightmares of REAL LYFE
3449[23:03] <Yossarian> I have a pretty short window, now that you guys advanced my time-tables.
3450[23:03] <Yossarian> Because murder/suicide, molotov everything?
3451[23:04] <bagek> ye
3452[23:04] <Yossarian> I understand the sentiment but moving out still means my grandmother gets pounded in the ass.
3453[23:05] <Yossarian> Also, homelessness is shite.
3454[23:07] <thana> you could get away with it if you had a jobt
3455[23:07] <thana> job
3456[23:07] <thana> then you could kill them all and bury em in hte basement
3457[23:07] <thana> and still pay the bills
3458[23:07] <Yossarian> win/win
3459[23:10] <Yossarian> thana> you could get away with it if you had a job
3460[23:10] <Yossarian> With... murder?!!!!
3461[23:11] <Yossarian> dun dunnnnnnn dummmmmm
3462[23:12] <Yossarian> I'm laughing, I'm picturing the monopoly man as someone's employer and handing them a "get out of jail free" card, directly from the game.
3463[23:12] <thana> lol
3464[23:15] <Yossarian> I'm going to avoid killing anything as best I can. I haven't seriously come up with a plan for this weird cat... which needs to take prozac... regularly, I guess?
3465[23:16] <Yossarian> My uncle moved to Mississippi like, four or five years ago and he was whining how he had to shoot a feral cat on the property after trying to do a lot of things to deter it.
3466[23:18] <Yossarian> I'm not keen on animal murder out of convinence but that was the same argument, if I'm remembering that correctly, that got my grandmother guilted with keeping it in the first 
3467
3468place?
3469[23:20] <Yossarian> Fastest and weirdest cat I ever met. Was pretty nice until, you know, the piss. Also the taking of the piss.
3470[23:20] <Yossarian> She comes over sometimes and doesn't do shit with the animals, watches game of thrones, and tells the bird to be quiet and shushes it.
3471[23:20] <Yossarian> Like, um... it's her bird. If it is so annoying, why did you give it to us?
3472[23:21] <Yossarian> Dumb but manipulating bitch.
3473[23:21] <Yossarian> *physically, gave it to us
3474[23:22] <Yossarian> That's what my mum and my uncle and I were joking about in the living room this afternoon. She projects this image of being a great mum but has the kid every other week. Kid is 
3475
3476always sick with 102 degree fever. Was sick today, as a matter of fact.
3477[23:22] <Yossarian> She can only handle it because she gets rid of the kid. Physically speaking.
3478[23:33] <bagek> so my wife was reading me this story last night
3479[23:33] <bagek> this lady was getting a cancer removed bowel or anal or something
3480[23:33] <bagek> and they accidentally attached her colon to her vagina
3481[23:34] <bagek> so now she poos out her vagina
3482[23:34] <Yossarian> What's her nickname, you reckon?
3483[23:34] <bagek> and they didn't remove the cancer either
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3485[23:35] <Yossarian> If one gets cancer, that's when you go become a henchman for a Bond villain.
3486[23:35] <bagek> I dunno but now she can literally have a food baby
3487[23:35] <Yossarian> ...or a... shitty baby, I... guess?
3488[23:35] <Yossarian> shit abortion?
3489[23:35] <Yossarian> um
3490[23:36] <Yossarian> poop a placenta
3491[23:36] <Yossarian> hold on, I have a few more
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3493[23:36] <Yossarian> lol wtf
3494[23:36] <Yossarian> i'm laughing too much to think now
3495[23:37] <bagek> I laughed too!!!
3496[23:37] <Yossarian> AUNT FLO? MOAR LIKE AUNT POOFLOUUOoh damn I ruined it.
3497[23:37] <bagek> they said I was a sadistic fuck
3498[23:38] <Yossarian> tampons or depends? does it matter?!
3499[23:39] <bagek> yea
3500[23:39] <bagek> it was crazy
3501[23:39] <Yossarian> I read about people using their dangy bits to do art.
3502[23:39] <bagek> yea prickasso 
3503[23:39] <Yossarian> Oscar Wilde wordplay rite thurr
3504[23:39] <bagek> I wanted to experiment with drawing limitations 
3505[23:40] <Yossarian> Also, this one woman? i guess, is what we call mature people? who stuffs wool into her vagina and then knits. Every day.
3506[23:41] <Yossarian> So it's kinda like a timeline of the yeast and PH levels of her vagina. Oh, discharges and menstration!
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3508[23:42] <Yossarian> It seems more like a pre-occupation with dangly bits than art, honestly.
3509[23:43] <Yossarian> There is no reason one can't do dangly bit stuff, but to be exclusive to that, well... that's just very limited.
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3511[23:50] <bagek> I did a painting with a tampon in ink
3512[23:50] <bagek> and I made a big long spring with a pen on the end
3513[23:50] <bagek> restraint drawing is fun as fuck
3514[23:51] <Yossarian> That's less creepy and more interesting.
3515[23:51] <bagek> I'm all about dangly stuff
3516[23:52] <Yossarian> Oh yeah?
3517[23:53] <bagek> ye
3518[23:54] <bagek> it's so interesting 
3519[23:54] * eyeballin is now known as Xeo-Genetic
3520[23:54] <Xeo-Genetic> We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own
3521[23:56] <Xeo-Genetic> Your cultures will adapt to service us
3522[23:56] <Xeo-Genetic> Resistance is futile
3523[23:57] <Yossarian> Wait, what?
3524[00:00] <bagek> existence is futile
3525Session Time: Thu Oct 27 00:00:00 2016
3526[00:00] <Yossarian> Sounds like a very Islamic thing to say, honestly.
3527[00:01] <Yossarian> Although you didn't mention anything about bombs, hijacking, or beheadings.
3528[00:01] <Yossarian> So my question is... did you adapt that culture and just toss it or is it on the TODO list of capturees?
3529[00:03] <Yossarian> Also, one might argue that we're all slaves to our own devices, both figuratively and literally.
3530[00:04] <Yossarian> So, like, fuckin' congratz google and zuckerjew and steven jobs, et al., for enslaving humanity?
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3533[00:10] <Xeo-Genetic> No this is not a human speaking
3534[00:10] <Xeo-Genetic> Hence Xeo-Genetic
3535[00:12] <Xeo-Genetic> Holy shit imgur no longer immediately provides the direct link
3536[00:12] <Xeo-Genetic> morons
3537[00:12] <Xeo-Genetic> http://i.imgur.com/vBkjN85.jpg
3538[00:21] <Xeo-Genetic> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxQHuS6fR6M  Aux 88 - I Hear Rhythms
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3540[00:29] <Yossarian> <Xeo-Genetic> Holy shit imgur no longer immediately provides the direct link
3541[00:29] <Yossarian> really?
3542[00:31] <Xeo-Genetic> yeah at least from what i just saw
3543[00:31] <Xeo-Genetic> it at least requires 1 to 2 extra clicks, its not just presented there after upload
3544[00:31] <Xeo-Genetic> like b4
3545[00:31] <Xeo-Genetic> i wish my phone would charge jesus christ
3546[00:38] <Xeo-Genetic> its been like2 days
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3548[00:40] <Xeo-Genetic> sup xavier wren Yossarian  usur Matius 
3549[00:40] <Xeo-Genetic> usur nice variation on your other nick
3550[00:44] <Xeo-Genetic> i  p u t  m y  m o t h e r f u c k i n  h o o d y  o n
3551[00:49] <Xeo-Genetic> all black with a low cap
3552[00:49] <Xeo-Genetic> spoke to the witness
3553[00:49] <Xeo-Genetic> now the witness don't know jack
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3558[01:01] <Casey> 	Twitter Shareholder Sues CEO and Board Members Over Inflated Share Price 
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3561[01:33] <Casey> hows bagel
3562[01:35] <bagel> fine
3563[01:36] <bagel> how's Casey and/or Brandon
3564[01:39] <Casey> i am casey and i am well 
3565[01:39] <Casey> why do youconfuse my identity
3566[01:40] <Casey> i must restart brb
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3572[02:13] <Casey_> sup
3573[02:22] <Casey_> looks like i have about 400gb of games and 450gb of music
3574[02:22] <Casey_> mostly steam games
3575[02:22] <bagel> trying to edit this writing
3576[02:22] <Casey_> cant play anyway so im hittin delete
3577[02:23] <bagel> fuckin hard to concentrate
3578[02:23] <Casey_> the exegesis (sp) bagel?
3579[02:23] <bagel> ye
3580[02:25] <bagel> just restructuring the argument
3581[02:25] <bagel> all the content is there
3582[02:25] <Casey_> im thinking its slightly strange to have to explain with word,. well not that alone but im trying to think how this is judged in relation to the actual work
3583[02:25] <bagel> I can't remember the percentage break down but something like 60/40
3584[02:25] <bagel> painting/writing
3585[02:27] <bagel> it's a research course. you have to pick something in your practice to explore and research both through practice(for me painting) and academically like articles and literature on 
3586
3587your selected topic
3588[02:27] <Casey_> oic
3589[02:27] <Casey_> that makes a lot more sense
3590[02:28] <Casey_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DG0BwOevDZg  oxia - situation
3591[02:29] <Casey_> i have my phone kind of hanging against the charging cable at an angle on the floor
3592[02:29] <Casey_> cable does not charge unless this is done
3593[02:31] <bagel> ye my phone is gettin to that point
3594[02:33] <Casey_> i bought the same phone twice, the first one was invincible but this one seems to have become fucked just from light use 
3595[02:34] <Casey_> w/e it was $75 unlocked
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3597[02:41] <`````````> Ok
3598[02:41] <`````````> This is the last channel I'm in again
3599[02:41] <Casey_> is that bad
3600[02:41] <Casey_> ````````` is there irc in the afterlife?
3601[02:41] <`````````> I'll leave it open until tomorrow night
3602[02:41] <Casey_> ?
3603[02:42] <`````````> Nay, my fiancee gave me a talking-to
3604[02:42] <bagel> about what
3605[02:42] <bagel> what'd you do???
3606[02:42] <Casey_> about using IRC?
3607[02:42] <Casey_> about using computer too much?
3608[02:42] <`````````> >IRC
3609[02:43] <`````````> She is wiser than most grandmas
3610[02:43] <Casey_> Internet Revelation Chat
3611[02:43] <bagel> wth
3612[02:43] <bagel> isn't that how you met?
3613[02:43] <`````````> No
3614[02:43] <Casey_> so it was irc?
3615[02:44] <bagel> why does she want you off it anyway
3616[02:44] <`````````> Anyway, she made me realize that hating myself was not the right way to go
3617[02:44] <bagel> how
3618[02:45] <Casey_> that could mean a lot of things
3619[02:45] <Casey_> i agree with that idea though
3620[02:45] <Casey_> but how does IRC figure in to that
3621[02:45] <`````````> Most of IRC is useless
3622[02:46] <bagel> and how did y'all meet then? I must forget. I guessed rizon but now I think that was the Australian chick
3623[02:46] <`````````> This network is basically inactive, the others are cancer
3624[02:46] <`````````> That was a different one
3625[02:48] <bagel> sooooo
3626[02:48] <bagel> tell us the stoweeee
3627[02:49] <Casey_> yeah im curious too i wont troll
3628[02:51] <`````````> Well ok, maybe if you stop threatening to report me to government agencies
3629[02:52] <Casey_> no i was joking
3630[02:53] <`````````> So since April I have been wearing myself out providing services for people with developmental disabilities
3631[02:53] <Casey_> even if you were suspect of nefarious activity i am not prone to snitchin' 
3632[02:53] <Casey_> right
3633[02:53] <`````````> Mentally and physically worn out
3634[02:53] <`````````> (no car)
3635[02:53] <Casey_> how do you even do that w out a car
3636[02:54] <`````````> I walked and then I got a bicycle
3637[02:54] <`````````> And we had a heat wave
3638[02:54] <Casey_> damn 
3639[02:54] <`````````> And it wasn't fun
3640[02:54] <`````````> And I reached the point of exhaustion and not caring anymore
3641[02:55] <Casey_> understandable
3642[02:55] <Casey_> so are you going to try to get a different job 
3643[02:56] <`````````> And the gov limits pay and hours for these things
3644[02:56] <`````````> I dunno
3645[02:56] <`````````> That's where I'm at
3646[02:57] <Casey_> have you been able to save money or not so much
3647[02:57] <`````````> There is no money, Medicaid sees all and takes all
3648[02:58] <Casey_> so no
3649[02:59] <Casey_> im assuming you still receive some sort of compensation but broadly its a shit job (perhaps literally depending on what u r expected to do)
3650[02:59] <Casey_> its noble though
3651[03:00] <Casey_> even if you just go through the motions
3652[03:00] <Casey_> but damn riding a bike too
3653[03:00] <Casey_> im guessing you dont have to go more than 5 miles or something during a day? its local?
3654[03:03] <Casey_> do you have some idea of other options ````````` 
3655[03:09] <`````````> Yeah
3656[03:09] <Casey_> the only real work i'
3657[03:09] <`````````> This world an society is doomed, but I've been focusing too much on that
3658[03:09] <`````````> and*
3659[03:10] <Casey_> how could it be conceived that anything is not doomed
3660[03:10] <Casey_> but thats kinda what i was saying before
3661[03:10] <Casey_> expending time caring or thinking about things like that, useless, wasteful
3662[03:11] <`````````> Well I mean in terms of the various angles from which one could observe the present situation while thinking of preserving our way of life
3663[03:12] <Casey_> right
3664[03:13] <Casey_> still not worth spending a lot of mental resources on unless you believe you could play a role in righting wrongs effectively 
3665[03:13] <`````````> The only thing left to do is to try to serve (which is what I've been doing)
3666[03:13] <`````````> But that hasn't worked
3667[03:13] <Casey_> serve as in serve society or god or both?
3668[03:13] <`````````> So the only thing left is to try to be a light in dark times
3669[03:14] <`````````> To serve
3670[03:15] <`````````> It doesn't matter what, as long as it's good
3671[03:17] <`````````> IRL they know none of these thoughts and I hope to keep it that way
3672[03:17] <Casey_> but currently you feel dissatisfied and dont feel much reward 
3673[03:17] <Casey_> economically or otherwise
3674[03:18] <`````````> There is no reward in this life
3675[03:18] <`````````> Medicaid makes sure of that
3676[03:18] <bagel> why can't you jump ship?
3677[03:18] <bagel> relocate? 
3678[03:19] <`````````> lol
3679[03:19] <`````````> With what money
3680[03:19] <bagel> mmmmm I dunno
3681[03:19] <`````````> The only job offers I get are DHS contractors and so on
3682[03:19] <`````````> Help us kill people
3683[03:20] <`````````> Brb sleep
3684[03:20] <Casey_> why would they approach you for that\
3685[03:21] <Casey_> unless they wanna use you as undercover fbi doing entrapment schemes or if you can translate
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3688[03:27] <Casey_> my dad works in a niche area of healthcare
3689[03:28] <bagel> as what
3690[03:28] <Casey_> it's not generally thought of a great money making industry though, so there are only like a dozen companies that do the same thing nationally
3691[03:28] <Casey_> manufacturing of prosthetic limbs
3692[03:28] <Casey_> usually legs
3693[03:31] <bagel> cool!
3694[03:32] <Casey_> it is pritty cool
3695[03:32] <Casey_> if my parents had 0 tolerance for being a wasteman i would be doing that
3696[03:33] <bagel> wasteman?
3697[03:33] <Casey_> london english for a non productive individual
3698[03:34] <bagel> it is you ond
3699[03:36] <Casey_> no it is myself casey
3700[03:36] <Casey_> my dad originally dropped out of college for engineering
3701[03:36] <bagel> >.>
3702[03:36] <bagel> <.<
3703[03:36] <Casey_> it was a still existing government program that trained him in prosthetics (shout out to jimmy carter)
3704[03:40] <Casey_> historically its the same thing as a program started by congress under nixon but changed a lot over time
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3708[03:47] <bagel> so what'd you do with your day Casey_?
3709[03:49] <Casey_> slept mostly
3710[03:50] <Casey_> basically since then has been a struggle to charge my phone
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3729[10:05] <Yossarian> Wake up, bitchessss
3730[10:33] * Disconnected
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3733[10:34] * Topic is '<bagek> lol outie bellybuttons are creepy VOTE YOSS & BAGEK 2016 | Crystaline Boners and Miscellaneous Things'
3734[10:34] * Set by Yossarian on Wed Oct 26 22:47:56
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3737[10:52] <Casey_> hi
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3755[14:04] <Casey> Hi
3756[14:11] <Yossarian> hey joe
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3763[15:39] <Salaam> Fuck a clock
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3772[17:14] <Salaam> Swag
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3781[17:50] <thana> sup
3782[17:52] * CumEmperor (~Cum@cloak-AA10E337.compute-1.amazonaws.com) has joined #thegentlemanloser
3783[17:52] <CumEmperor> Me? I'm the cum emperor
3784[17:53] <CumEmperor> And I smell something funny in this dwelling of mine
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3787[17:56] <CumEmperor> And I've got a pizza en route
3788[17:59] <thana> what toppings
3789[18:04] <CumEmperor> Sauce, cheese, and a meat
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3793[18:15] <thana> how generic
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3795[18:29] <Matius> eat a dick, thana
3796[18:29] <Matius> faggot
3797[18:30] <thana> lol
3798[18:30] <thana> no thx
3799[18:30] <Salaam> Lol
3800[18:30] * ChanServ sets mode: +v thana
3801[18:31] <thana> no but srsly
3802[18:31] <thana> maybe not pizza
3803[18:31] * Matius backs down after seeing thana get status
3804[18:31] <thana> lol that was for a diff channel
3805[18:32] <Yossarian> You only need one channel.
3806[18:33] <thana> orly
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3808[18:40] <thana> bbl fod
3809[18:40] <thana> food
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3811[18:45] <CumEmperor> Oo ee that pizza` were luscious
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3820[19:20] <Yossarian> 18<CumEmperor> Oo ee that pizza` were luscious
3821[19:21] <Yossarian> so he rules cum? in his mouth?
3822[19:21] <Yossarian> I don't get it.
3823[19:21] * Yossarian sets mode: +v Matius
3824[19:21] <Yossarian> bagel
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3826[20:00] <bagel> yes?
3827[20:03] <bagel> yossarian?
3828[20:06] * ChanServ sets mode: +oa bagel bagel
3829[20:20] <Yossarian> is cbfs a new file system?
3830[20:20] <Yossarian> guys?
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3833[20:42] <`````````> Thru an intensive Google investigation I have uncovered the following
3834[20:42] <`````````> :
3835[20:42] <`````````> Callback File System (CBFS) lets you create virtual file systems and disks that expose and manage remote data as if these data were files on the local disk.
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3837[20:52] <bagel> like the cloud?
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3843[21:14] <`````````> There is no cloud
3844[21:14] <`````````> It's just someone else's computer
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3848[21:19] <Yossarian> wait
3849[21:19] <Yossarian> where did I hear 'cbfs' ?
3850[21:20] <bagel> meeeeeee
3851[21:21] * Yossarian is away: brb cigarette
3852[22:15] <Yossarian> bagel, oh yea
3853[22:16] <bagel> yea?
3854[22:17] <Yossarian> it was in pm
3855[22:17] <Yossarian> sorry
3856[22:17] * Yossarian sets mode: +vvvv foamy HAL9000 HTS xavier
3857[22:18] <Yossarian> wonder why exchgr doesn't like me
3858[22:19] <bagel> huh
3859[22:21] <Yossarian> huh what?
3860[22:21] <Yossarian> huh as in huh?
3861[22:21] <Yossarian> or Huh. How about that.
3862[22:22] <bagel> both
3863[22:22] <bagel> either
3864[22:24] <Yossarian> Be moar emotive and try to be clear 
3865[22:24] <Yossarian> key to successssssssss
3866[22:30] * Yossarian away strategy games with my cooler uncle
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3869[22:51] <bagel> WTF HTS
3870[22:51] <bagel> I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR BUTT
3871[22:52] <bagel> so hard that it falls off
3872[22:52] <bagel> and I'll mount it over my fireplace
3873[23:00] <HTS> >:(
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3876[23:30] <exchgr> huh
3877[23:31] <bagel> why do you dislike yoss?
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3881Session Time: Fri Oct 28 00:00:00 2016
3882[00:00] <exchgr> who said i dislike yoss
3883[00:01] <bagel> he did
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3890[00:41] <exchgr> well i don't dislike yoss
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3894[00:44] <bagel> good
3895[00:44] <bagel> I'll pass the words along
3896[00:44] <casey_>  What's up
3897[00:45] <bagel> he's an anxious fellow
3898[00:45] <bagel> hey casey
3899[00:46] <exchgr> yes he is
3900[00:51] <casey_> Hi bagel hru
3901[00:52] <bagel> good
3902[00:52] <bagel> going home to get ready for work
3903[00:53] <bagel> hbu
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3910[01:16] <pepe> ayyyy
3911[01:17] <bagel> sir pepe
3912[01:18] <pepe> sup
3913[01:18] <bagel> nm
3914[01:18] <bagel> slowly getting ready for work
3915[01:18] <bagel> yourself?
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3917[01:19] <pepe> ive been elk hunting the past few days
3918[01:19] <pepe> i need sleep
3919[01:21] <bagel> catch anything yetM
3920[01:21] <bagel> ?
3921[01:22] <pepe> no
3922[01:22] <pepe> i couldve shot a bunch of deer by now
3923[01:22] <pepe> but theyre a lottery ticket you cant buy a tag for em
3924[01:22] <bagel> oh
3925[01:22] <bagel> so bucks only?
3926[01:24] <pepe> if i put my name in months ago i could shoot a deer of either sex if it got selected
3927[01:25] <pepe> i only have an elk tag for a cow or a bull elk right now
3928[01:25] <pepe> getting turkey ones next month
3929[01:26] <bagel> coo
3930[01:26] <bagel> catch yo own thanksgiving dinner?
3931[01:26] <pepe> yep
3932[01:26] <pepe> wild turkey
3933[01:27] <Casey> sup
3934[01:29] <bagel> nummy
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3938[01:58] <Casey> http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-audit-army-idUSKCN10U1IG
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3944[02:05] <pepe> as salaam
3945[02:06] <Salaam> Guh
3946[02:07] <pepe> hue
3947[02:11] <pepe> is anyone awake
3948[02:11] <bagel> yo
3949[02:12] <pepe> bagel entertain me
3950[02:13] * bagel does a dance
3951[02:13] <pepe> meh
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3953[02:13] * bagel eats a super spicy chili
3954[02:15] <pepe> you should
3955[02:15] <pepe> theyre good for you
3956[02:15] <pepe> you can stop now
3957[02:16] <pepe> i made a drink
3958[02:16] * bagel does a backflip
3959[02:16] <bagel> what drinking?
3960[02:16] <pepe> vodka
3961[02:17] <bagel> straight?
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3963[02:18] <pepe> yea
3964[02:18] <pepe> its all i have
3965[02:19] <bagel> dang dawg
3966[02:19] <pepe> its only one glass
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3984[06:08] <xman> Yo
3985[06:21] <Casey> dup[
3986[06:21] <Casey> de
3987[06:24] <Casey> xman
3988[06:24] <xman> What up folk
3989[06:25] <xman> Eating some rice crispy cereal. Just got home
3990[06:35] <Casey> im smokin a liittle weed
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3992[06:44] <Casey> :)
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3998[07:12] <xman> That's cool casey
3999[07:12] <Casey> hel yea
4000[07:33] <xman> Actually
4001[07:33] <xman> That's d o p e
4002[07:34] <xman> I was told tonight by someone listening to my guitar playing, that "you can play"
4003[07:36] <xman> I'm telling you Casey we could be famous
4004[07:42] <bagel> hey dudes
4005[07:43] <bagel> just finished a shift
4006[07:43] <bagel> had a table from hell
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4008[08:08] <bagel> slowly picking up snippets of Italian from the chef and his dad
4009[08:08] <bagel> mostly cusses
4010[08:08] <bagel> but I'm learnin
4011[08:12] <WorldPeace> cool
4012[08:13] <bagel> you know it
4013[08:13] <bagel> what's new in your world WorldPeace
4014[08:14] <WorldPeace> i'm taking the day off
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4017[08:17] <bagel> lovely
4018[08:17] <bagel> long weekend?
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4022[08:43] <WorldPeace> no the weekend is the usual length
4023[08:43] <WorldPeace> i'm just not going to work today
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4069[12:43] <HTS> "Crystaline Boners and Miscellaneous Things"
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4102[14:32] <`````````> I will depart IRC now
4103[14:32] <DunaldGlover> ````````` are you xavier?
4104[14:32] <`````````> No
4105[14:32] <xavier> no
4106[14:33] <DunaldGlover> oh
4107[14:33] <`````````> I can be found on Skype
4108[14:33] <DunaldGlover> xavier, are you xavier? lol
4109[14:33] <xavier> yea
4110[14:33] <DunaldGlover> cool. hi
4111[14:33] <DunaldGlover> ````````` who are you?
4112[14:33] <xavier> what up folk
4113[14:34] <`````````> If anyone asks for my Skype name, please ask me before giving it
4114[14:34] <`````````> Thk
4115[14:34] <`````````> Bye
4116[14:34] * ````````` (~Ramfuk@cloak-3AB34EF1.cdrr.qwest.net) Quit (Quit: Ramfuk)
4117[14:34] <DunaldGlover> what's his skype name?
4118[14:34] <DunaldGlover> and who was that
4119[14:35] <xavier> some new person man theres a few of em
4120[14:38] <DunaldGlover> nah idk. that ramfuk thing is familiar
4121[14:38] <DunaldGlover> i thought it was you
4122[14:38] <DunaldGlover> but maybe not
4123[14:38] <DunaldGlover> why did you go away for so long?
4124[14:40] <xavier> i had to live a little, experience some real shit and go down a few wrong roads
4125[14:41] <DunaldGlover> oh
4126[14:42] <xavier> ive become a stronger person and a better man
4127[14:42] <DunaldGlover> https://i.imgur.com/tsadKzn.gifv
4128[14:44] <xavier> link doesnt work
4129[14:44] <xavier> hows life for you man
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4135[14:52] <DunaldGlover> you gotta click it
4136[14:53] <DunaldGlover> it's okay
4137[14:53] <DunaldGlover> life is
4138[14:55] <HTS> tfw trolling on twitter and some girl thinks im a girl and says i'm going to be raped in a POW camp and all i can think is 'sweet she thinks im a girl'
4139[14:55] <HTS> :')
4140[14:57] <DunaldGlover> that's a great story, HTS
4141[14:57] <DunaldGlover> did you do anything else this week?
4142[14:58] <HTS> took care of the house, mostly
4143[14:58] <HTS> parents on a brief vacation
4144[14:59] <HTS> that's about it... nothing out of the ordinary 
4145[15:00] <DunaldGlover> that's real good, HTS. you did a good job.
4146[15:00] <DunaldGlover> very proud of you
4147[15:00] <HTS> th-thanks 
4148[15:00] <HTS> im a very low energy person
4149[15:01] <HTS> oo also talked to someone about maybe rooming together in the coming months
4150[15:01] <HTS> we could get a pretty decent place
4151[15:02] <HTS> he's super high energy and semi-annoying but it might be good for me... hmm
4152[15:02] <DunaldGlover> are they disabled also?
4153[15:02] <HTS> he gets disability money but he also works sometimes
4154[15:02] <HTS> idk
4155[15:02] <HTS> if we pool resources we could get a 2 bedroom in a nice area
4156[15:02] <HTS> ^_^
4157[15:03] <DunaldGlover> what would you do with the extra bed?
4158[15:05] <HTS> hahaha
4159[15:05] <HTS> shush
4160[15:05] <HTS> we'd each get a room... obviously...
4161[15:05] <HTS> i don't think he's into me... can't blame him
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4184[18:05] <CumMage> CM
4185[18:05] <DunaldGlover> http://www.metatech.org/wp/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/nordics-nazis.jpg
4186[18:05] <CumMage> What this is
4187[18:06] <DunaldGlover> hi CumMage 
4188[18:06] <DunaldGlover> it's a warning
4189[18:06] <DunaldGlover> not to get on the ships
4190[18:06] <DunaldGlover> i'm drinking alcohol
4191[18:06] <DunaldGlover> and i'm playing overwatch
4192[18:06] <DunaldGlover> adn i'm doing really well
4193[18:06] <DunaldGlover> not sure if it's because my team is just good though lol
4194[18:06] <CumMage> Nice
4195[18:06] <CumMage> What achole
4196[18:06] <DunaldGlover> vodka
4197[18:07] <CumMage> Gonna go puchase some myself here ina jiffy
4198[18:07] <CumMage> Straight vodka huh
4199[18:07] <DunaldGlover> i put it in some diet mtn dew
4200[18:07] <CumMage> Cool
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4203[18:13] <CumMage> FBI Reviewing Newly Discovered Emails in Clinton Server Case
4204[18:15] <CumMage> Newly discovered emails found on a computer seized during an investigation of disgraced former congressman Anthony Weiner (D-N.Y.) have prompted the FBI to make new inquiries 
4205
4206related to Hillary Clinton’s private email server, according to three people familiar with the deliberations.
4207[18:17] <DunaldGlover> yeah pretty cool huh?
4208[18:17] <CumMage> George Hotz cancels Comma AI
4209[18:17] <DunaldGlover> i hope they find some good shit
4210[18:17] <CumMage> Awwwwwwwwwwww
4211[18:17] <CumMage> Me too
4212[18:17] <DunaldGlover> put her in prison where she belongs
4213[18:17] <CumMage> The comma one is cancelled. comma.ai will be exploring other products and markets. Hello from Shenzhen, China. -GH 3/3
4214[18:18] <DunaldGlover> what's the comma?
4215[18:18] <CumMage> AI-based driverless car system
4216[18:18] <DunaldGlover> oh
4217[18:18] <DunaldGlover> was it chinese?
4218[18:18] <CumMage> The idea was it'd be mounted on the dash of the car, cost something like a couple hundred bucks
4219[18:18] <CumMage> NEgative
4220[18:18] <CumMage> George Hotz is a top flight programmer / hacker
4221[18:18] <CumMage> And AMerican
4222[18:19] <CumMage> Go figure
4223[18:19] <DunaldGlover> hmm
4224[18:19] <DunaldGlover> cool idea
4225[18:19] <DunaldGlover> how would it drive the car
4226[18:19] <CumMage> Yeah. It worked pretty well
4227[18:19] <CumMage> You mean how /did/ it drive the car
4228[18:20] <CumMage> I don't know exactly how it interfaced
4229[18:20] <CumMage> I don't think Geohot is suited to be a startup founder
4230[18:20] <CumMage> He should be a million-dollar employee of a driverless car company
4231[18:21] <CumMage> He's the kind of person you want working on this shit considering all the vulnerabilities that are discovered
4232[18:21] <CumMage> Too much of a hacker to lead a startup tho
4233[18:21] <DunaldGlover> oh
4234[18:22] <CumMage> The new Macbooks should have been released with/without the fucking gay bar thing
4235[18:22] <CumMage> Ugh
4236[18:22] <DunaldGlover> gay bar?
4237[18:24] <CumMage> The function row was replaced with what is basically a long and slim portable telephone display
4238[18:24] <CumMage> It's gay
4239[18:29] <bagek> morning
4240[18:30] <CumMage> Time to start mining zcash
4241[18:31] <CumMage> Ok everyone take a seat because this one is terrifying
4242[18:31] <CumMage> Google AI invents its own cryptographic algorithm; no one knows how it works
4243[18:33] <CumMage> Now AI can collude with other AI and we'll never know
4244[18:34] <bagek> spooky
4245[18:36] <CumMage> I was waiting to get a new Macbook but I'll probably end up with a linux machine now
4246[18:36] <CumMage> ElementaryOS is good lookin enough for me
4247[18:41] <bagek> I haven't had an apple product in years
4248[18:41] <bagek> except my shuffle I guess but that was free
4249[18:44] <CumMage> Restorers working in the Church of the Holy Sepulchre in Israel uncover stone slab venerated as the resting place of Jesus Christ.
4250[18:45] <CumMage> JERUSALEMFor the first time in centuries, scientists have exposed the original surface of what is traditionally considered the tomb of Jesus Christ. Located in the Church of the 
4251
4252Holy Sepulchre in the Old City of Jerusalem, the tomb has been covered by marble cladding since at least 1555 A.D., and most likely centuries earlier.
4253[18:46] <Casey> so did they find more jesus evidence
4254[18:48] <CumMage> Yeah they found his skeleton fucking your mom last night
4255[18:49] <CumMage> Common swifts can stay aloft for up to 10 months
4256[19:03] <bagek> boned
4257[19:03] <bagek> kekeke
4258[19:06] <DunaldGlover> Casey yes
4259[19:06] <bagek> what's everyone doing with they days?
4260[19:06] <DunaldGlover> they found evidence that jesus is real and the son of god
4261[19:06] <DunaldGlover> you'd better go to chuch and begin atoning for your sins
4262[19:09] <bagek> eh why bother
4263[19:09] <bagek> he'll forgive you anyway
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4278[21:01] <casey_> Sup
4279[21:02] <DunaldGlover> hi casey
4280[21:02] <DunaldGlover> casey_
4281[21:02] <DunaldGlover> jesus is real
4282[21:03] <casey_> Duh
4283[21:05] <bagel> he lives in my butt
4284[21:19] <DunaldGlover> casey_ http://www.metatech.org/wp/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/nordics-nazis.jpg
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4287[21:56] <pepe> wsup
4288[21:56] <pepe> mongoloids
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4291[22:19] <bagel> sup Mr pepe
4292[22:21] <pepe> not much
4293[22:21] <pepe> tfw still no elk kill yet
4294[22:22] <bagel> bummer
4295[22:22] <bagel> well hopefully soon
4296[22:22] <bagel> my fingers is crossed
4297[22:22] <pepe> same here
4298[22:22] <pepe> tomorrow might be the day
4299[22:22] <pepe> think i found a spot a herd has been hiding out in
4300[22:22] <pepe> that no one else has touched yet
4301[22:22] <pepe> fresh pickings
4302[22:29] <bagel> wicked
4303[22:29] <bagel> I'm chillin in the studio
4304[22:31] <pepe> what studio
4305[22:36] <pepe> HAHAHHA
4306[22:36] <pepe> SOBER NO LONGER
4307[22:36] <pepe> I FOUND MORE VODKA
4308[22:37] <bagel> my studio at uni
4309[22:37] <bagel> where I make my stuff
4310[22:39] <pepe> oh
4311[22:39] <pepe> are you in fart school
4312[22:40] <bagel> indeed I am
4313[22:41] <bagel> majoring in human figure fart
4314[22:42] <pepe> so how good are you at drawing pussys
4315[22:42] <bagel>   so so
4316[22:42] <pepe> and dicks of course
4317[22:42] <bagel> I'd say I'm better at dicks
4318[22:43] <pepe> lol
4319[22:43] <bagel> pussys are hard cause not many life models will spread out for you
4320[22:43] <pepe> lol
4321[22:43] <pepe> they just want you to draw the top of it or what
4322[22:43] <bagel> nah....pussys hide away
4323[22:43] <pepe> are you doing modeling like the romans/greeks did their nudes?
4324[22:44] <bagel> I prefer to draw from life yes
4325[22:44] <pepe> show tits all day just no puss
4326[22:44] <bagel> it isn't possible all the time
4327[22:44] <pepe> i got offered that gig in college actually
4328[22:44] <bagel> so for the main piece I've done a couple life sessions to get the ball rolling taken photos and yea...collated all the info
4329[22:44] <pepe> nude modeling
4330[22:44] <pepe> nothx
4331[22:45] <bagel> shoulda done it
4332[22:45] <bagel> pays really well 
4333[22:45] <bagel> I wanna get into it when I graduate
4334[22:45] <pepe> yeah i knew one girl doing it
4335[22:45] <pepe> she wanted me to do modeling with her
4336[22:45] <bagel> you scurred?
4337[22:45] <pepe> yeh i never did
4338[22:46] <pepe> she saw me nude already anyways
4339[22:46] <bagel> but not the artists in the class
4340[22:46] <bagel> some of the shlongs are like
4341[22:46] <bagel> dang I can't concentrate
4342[22:47] <bagel> so are some of the bewbs
4343[22:47] <pepe> my main point i brought up to her is that the art students would have to learn how to draw foreskin if i modeled
4344[22:47] <HTS> i'm unsurprised
4345[22:48] <bagel> foreskin is hard to draw
4346[22:48] <HTS> bagel you'd have been a good like... hetaira
4347[22:48] <bagel> you make a valid point
4348[22:48] <bagel> huh
4349[22:48] <HTS> the classiest of ancient prostitutes. sort of like top-tier escorts. ones that are like... hot and interesting. v classy
4350[22:49] <bagel> oh
4351[22:49] <pepe> the senate whores
4352[22:49] <bagel> then totally
4353[22:49] <HTS> the kind of prostitute you bring to a royal banquet because she can keep up with the politics and the art
4354[22:49] <bagel> sounds like me
4355[22:49] <HTS> we need to legalize hetaira 
4356[22:49] <HTS> it'd make america great again
4357[22:50] <pepe> uh
4358[22:50] <pepe> escorts are like grayscale legality right now
4359[22:50] <bagel> same here
4360[22:50] <bagel> it's the brothels that are illegal
4361[22:51] <bagel> so they call themselves "bikini massage parlours"
4362[22:51] <HTS> lol
4363[22:51] <HTS> yeah pepe they're in that weird shady area
4364[22:52] <HTS> but it's basically just a loophole for human trafficking 
4365[22:52] <HTS> and like the same old shit
4366[22:52] <HTS> need some the same ancient shit
4367[22:52] <pepe> lol
4368[22:52] <pepe> thai massage parlors
4369[22:53] <pepe> tfw humanitys oldest profession is illegal
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4372[23:03] <casey_> Sup
4373[23:03] <pepe> sup casey
4374[23:11] <casey_> Drinkon beer
4375[23:11] <casey_> Nm u
4376[23:13] <bagel> I'm eating nuts
4377[23:13] <bagel> you can have but the cashews are mine
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4379[23:19] <pepe> casey_ drinkn vodka n juice
4380[23:19] <pepe> bagel macadamia nuts > cashews
4381[23:19] <bagel> well yea
4382[23:20] <bagel> but this mix ain't got macadamia
4383[23:20] <casey_> Damn
4384[23:20] <pepe> shitty mix
4385[23:20] <bagel> we had a macadamia tree at one of my primary schools
4386[23:20] <bagel> it was awesome
4387[23:20] <bagel> back in the day before every second kid had some allergy
4388[23:21] <pepe> right
4389[23:21] <pepe> we have wild pine nuts around here
4390[23:21] <pepe> theyre tasty as fuck
4391[23:23] <bagel> yum
4392[23:23] <bagel> you know what else is good?
4393[23:23] <bagel> pine mushrooms
4394[23:23] <bagel> they go nuts in the winter
4395[23:23] <bagel> grow so big you basically have a meal if you get a couple
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4398[23:27] <`````````> slm
4399[23:27] <pepe> nice
4400[23:27] <`````````> As silly as it may sound to some people, I am trying to make tawbah (repentance) and that also requires being forgiven by wronged individuals, and given the level of bantz 
4401
4402around here I have probably insulted a lot of people so I can only sort of put it out there and ask for forgiveness
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4404[23:32] <bagel> wtf
4405[23:33] <bagel> an apology without an apology?
4406[23:35] <bagel> plus I thought he permaquit
4407[23:37] <Casey>  t o  a l l  k i l l a s  a n d  t h e  h u n d r e d  d o l l a  b i l l a s 
4408[23:39] <pepe> who is .......
4409[23:40] <bagel> salaam or ramfuk or baz or whatevs
4410[23:40] <pepe> ah
4411[23:41] <Casey> wait what
4412[23:42] <Casey> i just read that
4413[23:42] <Casey> lol 
4414[23:42] <Casey> he apologized but dint stay 4 forgiveness
4415[23:42] <Casey> thats rad tho
4416[23:42] <Casey> respec
4417[23:43] <HTS> RIP
4418[23:44] <HTS> i wanted to reassure him we wuz kewl
4419[23:44] <bagel> he didn't apologies
4420[23:44] <bagel> he asked for forgiveness
4421[23:44] <bagel> but didn't....actually apologise 
4422[23:45] <Casey> true...
4423[23:45] <bagel> he's a worry that one
4424[23:46] <pepe> lmao
4425[23:46] <pepe> i know him in another channel
4426[23:46] <pepe> if he didnt quit all irc
4427[23:47] <Casey> yeah i waas talking shit a little before but the behavior is possibly an expression of mental breakdown or some shit 
4428[23:48] <Casey> next u know he stabbin ppl for isis 
4429[23:48] <Casey> i wouldnt say that about a normal muslim i mean
4430[23:48] <Casey> the convert profile is more dangerous
4431[23:51] <Casey> omg my fuckin sinus
4432[23:53] <HTS> im sure he's fine... he seems the scholarly sort
4433[23:53] <Casey> thats just another red flag but i see what you mean
4434[23:54] <Casey> generally harmless 
4435[23:54] <Casey> can also be another red flag
4436[23:54] <Casey> i should be an fbi agent
4437[23:54] <HTS> yeah or cia. let's start a freelance covert intelligence agency and contract with the US government
4438[23:54] <HTS> it'll be gr8
4439[23:54] <Casey> as long as i can still wiff ( u know they do it)
4440[23:55] <Casey> i feel like i just snorted 40mg fishy amp paste through my tear duct 
4441[23:56] <HTS> the fuck is wiff 
4442[23:56] <HTS> the fuck
4443[23:56] <Casey> s*niff
4444[23:56] <HTS> lol
4445[23:57] <Casey> those fbi agents that tried to make off with btc from sr1 shows how a lot of them must act even when in highest visibility investigations
4446[23:58] <pepe> ^
4447[23:58] <Casey> they are kind of like an untouchable 4th part of the government i mean this was especially true under gay edgar hoover and they still pretty much like that
4448[23:58] <pepe> the dea and coast guard seize tons of drugs per year
4449[23:58] <pepe> the dea gives it back to cartels
4450[23:58] <pepe> the cartels turn it into cash
4451[23:58] <pepe> its seized
4452[23:58] <pepe> dat black money
4453[23:58] <HTS> >fbi is the untouchable 4th part
4454[23:59] <HTS> i guess that makes sense but like
4455[23:59] <HTS> man we can go WAY deeper
4456[23:59] <pepe> yeh
4457[23:59] <HTS> fbi is like... the most public part of the shadow government
4458[23:59] <HTS> :')
4459[23:59] <Casey> they wouldnt be alone in the level of agency they exercise while still being below/outside the traditional 3 sections of govt 
4460[23:59] <Casey> yeah
4461Session Time: Sat Oct 29 00:00:00 2016
4462[00:00] <Casey> its good in the sense of checks and balances maybe but the equation at work is different than the one they describe, the historical one 
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4464[00:07] <CumEmperor> Because let's get a number of things clear
4465[00:07] <CumEmperor> 1) I've invested in a variety of fine alcoholic beverages
4466[00:08] <CumEmperor> 2) Finna drink 
4467[00:08] <bagel> what kind?
4468[00:08] <CumEmperor> Beer mainly
4469[00:08] <bagel> what kind of beer
4470[00:09] <Casey> i'm drinking a beer called "earthquake"
4471[00:09] <CumEmperor> Bunch of German crap, hefe/dunkel weizens
4472[00:09] <CumEmperor> And some non-german crap
4473[00:10] <Casey> it tastes like they put stevia in it or some shit
4474[00:10] <CumEmperor> Hitochino Nest or w/e the fuck it's called
4475[00:10] <bagel> eww
4476[00:10] <CumEmperor> Uh
4477[00:10] <CumEmperor> I got a lot of beers
4478[00:10] <pepe> beeer
4479[00:10] <bagel> not you ond. Casey's beer....it sounds fucked up
4480[00:10] <Casey> https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/782/191310/
4481[00:11] <Casey> lol @ the review
4482[00:11] <CumEmperor> At this juncture I'm gonna drink an Aventinus Eisbock
4483[00:12] <CumEmperor> A lot of these damn beers run together in my memory
4484[00:12] <CumEmperor> I /think/ this is one of the better ones
4485[00:12] <CumEmperor> Jesus christ confirmed this is great
4486[00:12] <bagel> I'm mad
4487[00:12] <bagel> can't get into spray booth
4488[00:12] <CumEmperor> Why's that
4489[00:12] <CumEmperor> ownd
4490[00:13] <bagel> don't want to spray on the stairwell cause security will get mad
4491[00:13] <bagel> can't spray inside because the alarm will go off
4492[00:13] <bagel> might just slowly meander home
4493[00:13] <CumEmperor> On your bike
4494[00:14] <bagel> nah on my feet
4495[00:14] <bagel> and maybe the bus
4496[00:17] <CumEmperor> "We're a generation of devs raised by Macs. I'm wondering if another Mac is really the answer we need.
4497[00:17] <CumEmperor> "
4498[00:17] <Casey> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i45t8IVS0fA  Ultradyne - Lamentation
4499[00:18] <CumEmperor> I was listening to a techno artist last night
4500[00:18] <CumEmperor> YOu should check him out, you'd probably like his techno
4501[00:18] <CumEmperor> ARtist name: Aphex Twin
4502[00:19] <pepe> im drinking vodka
4503[00:19] <Casey> lol
4504[00:19] <Casey> well im actually very relieved to see that it's aphex twin compared to some bullshit
4505[00:20] <CumEmperor> Now if you will to excusing me
4506[00:20] <CumEmperor> I have to prepare some Ramen Noodles
4507[00:22] <Casey> stick with the classics
4508[00:24] <bagel> uhhh folk music
4509[00:24] * bagel boffs
4510[00:24] <bagel> my neighbour has a weird obsession with Angus and Julia stone
4511[00:24] <bagel> it's gross
4512[00:24] <Casey> https://www.facebook.com/groups/53186470301/
4513[00:25] <Casey> what is that like bad folk music
4514[00:26] <CumEmperor> Let's find out what machine we should get
4515[00:26] <CumEmperor> Assuming we won't get a new Macintosh Book Professionall
4516[00:27] <Casey> $45 thinkpad
4517[00:27] <CumEmperor> I'm thinking Zenbook Pro
4518[00:27] <Casey> i saw people talking about dell making a respectable labtop they sell as a "developer" model
4519[00:27] <CumEmperor> There are trillions of fucking zenbooks and I dont know what one to get
4520[00:27] <bagel> Google it
4521[00:28] <CumEmperor> I have to go to a bestbuy or something
4522[00:28] <CumEmperor> I refuse to get a labtop with a shitty touch pad
4523[00:29] <Casey> does the zenbooks have a good touchpad and or trackpoint
4524[00:30] <Casey> some lenovo touchpads were at least usable unlike the worst examples 
4525[00:30] <Casey> (of touchpads)
4526[00:30] <Casey> that just gave me an irc flashback
4527[00:30] <Casey> CumEmperor do you remember "sweet"
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4530[00:32] <CumEmperor> Yes of course
4531[00:32] <CumEmperor> The Macbook touch pad is unparalleled
4532[00:32] <CumEmperor> Everything else that I've used is hog shit in comparison
4533[00:33] <Casey> well i thought of sweet because i remember she used one of those colored imac laptops at one point
4534[00:34] <Casey> do you click with it CumEmperor 
4535[00:34] <Casey> i dont really like to do that
4536[00:34] <Casey> regardless
4537[00:34] <CumEmperor> Heh
4538[00:34] <CumEmperor> With every other laptop, I prefer a mouse
4539[00:35] <CumEmperor> With macbooks, ther eis no reason to preer a mouse
4540[00:35] <Casey> what about having to move your hand to type vs. a trackpoint where the hand remains on keyboard
4541[00:35] <bagel> I wanna get my wife something nice on my way home
4542[00:36] <bagel> cause she's been in a funk
4543[00:36] <bagel> but I dunno what to get
4544[00:36] <CumEmperor> I don't like track point
4545[00:36] <Casey> i wont argue trackpoints are super exceptional its pretty much the same shit but its nice when you can type without moving so much
4546[00:36] <CumEmperor> I'll probably end up just getting a macintosh book
4547[00:38] <Casey> there really isnt much competition
4548[00:39] <CumEmperor> corect
4549[00:39] <pepe> hue
4550[00:39] <Casey> plus you get the elitist respect factor or whatever 
4551[00:39] <pepe> build your own
4552[00:39] <Casey> which according to apples pricing must be like half the cost of the actual thing
4553[00:39] <CumEmperor> It's funny that there is really no competition
4554[00:39] <CumEmperor> Huge business opportunity
4555[00:39] <CumEmperor> Make a reasonable fucking laptop linux-first
4556[00:40] <CumEmperor> Literally everything is shit
4557[00:40] <CumEmperor> Chromebook could have been good but it's only for babies
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4559[00:41] <bagel> YELLOW SLIDE IS FOR BABIES
4560[00:41] <bagel> jeez
4561[00:41] <bagel> so many sheesha bars now
4562[00:42] <CumEmperor> I'd definitely sell APple stock now if I had it
4563[00:42] <CumEmperor> iPhone 7 is retarded. New macbook is retarded
4564[00:43] <CumEmperor> Confirmed retards
4565[00:44] <CumEmperor> watch retarded
4566[00:45] <Casey> yeah theyll probably survive it though
4567[00:45] <CumEmperor> Of course they will
4568[00:45] <Casey> they just need to stay on course rather than stray but i guess they need to feel to be seen to be doing something innovative somehow
4569[00:45] <CumEmperor> The most profitable company in the world will turn an even greater profit
4570[00:46] <CumEmperor> Because they probably spend $10 grand total developing new macbook
4571[00:46] <CumEmperor> I think they will get eaten into pretty soon
4572[00:46] <CumEmperor> Samsung Book Pro
4573[00:47] <CumEmperor> Samsung should buy ElementaryOS tomorrow
4574[00:47] <pepe> tfw no modular open source computer hardware 
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4576[00:48] <CumEmperor> I think Steve Jobs would kill himself if he saw how this macbook pro looked
4577[00:48] <CumEmperor> It doesn't even /look/ good
4578[00:49] <Casey> he killed himself even when he was looking at his own designs tho (burned)
4579[00:49] <Casey> i havent actually looked at an image of the new model just read of it
4580[00:49] <Casey> lets take a glance
4581[00:51] <Casey> so it has like a thin touch bar that can do different things instead of that row of keys
4582[00:54] <Casey> i dont see why that cant work but it does seem groce
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4586[00:56] <pepe> imo
4587[00:56] <pepe> touch screens are cancer
4588[00:56] <pepe> and i hate them
4589[00:58] <Casey> yeah i dont like either 
4590[00:58] <Casey> either seems like some fisher price shit or a dystopian cash register or both
4591[00:58] <Casey> but im probably just getting old
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4593[00:59] <pepe> lol
4594[00:59] <pepe> idk man
4595[00:59] <pepe> shits getting weird
4596[00:59] <pepe> interesting times and all that
4597[01:00] <CumEmperor> Looks retarded
4598[01:00] <CumEmperor> PRobably going to be abused all the time
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4600[01:07] <CumEmperor> Confirmed: Getting an old macbook instead
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4602[01:08] <Casey> good choice
4603[01:10] <pepe> im gonna go slp
4604[01:11] <pepe> later fgts
4605[01:11] <Casey> l8
4606[01:11] <pepe> pzzzzzz
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4608[01:12] <CumEmperor> https://clinton.media.mit.edu/clinton
4609[01:12] <Casey> i accidently thought too deeply about apples pricing model but did not reach any important conclusions
4610[01:13] <Casey> do you buy this popular notion at present CumEmperor that it's because julian assange personally does not like Clinton that he has undertaken this email releasing campaign
4611[01:13] <Casey> it seems kind of ridiculous but plausible i guess
4612[01:14] <Casey> and now there's like one reference of clinton on anthony weiners laptop or something? lmao
4613[01:15] <CumEmperor> I don't think Julian Assange is a fan of any corrupt politicians
4614[01:15] <CumEmperor> And Hillary Clinton is as corrupt as they come
4615[01:16] <CumEmperor> https://www.tesla.com/powerwall
4616[01:17] <Casey> sure, i do see plenty of anarchical incentive in shitting on clinton so trump might actually be elected
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4618[01:22] <Casey> it probably wouldnt matter either way but it is a curious charade as well as the apparent partial crisis internal of Republican party
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4620[01:23] <Casey> i can't fathom that they actually failed to put forward someone other than trump but i am giving them too much credit
4621[01:24] <Casey> and the process in general but like HW used to be the boss of the CIA and at least GW was his son, at least Mitt Romney was actually Mitt Romney
4622[01:24] <Casey> i would like to think that this would indicate a future trend of increasing insanity but it will probably calm down next election cycle
4623[01:24] <Casey> or maybe not!!!
4624[01:26] <Casey> nonetheless i dont understand how people are drawn in and pay attention as if anything really unprecedented is happening or could happen
4625[01:27] <Casey> cuz its not
4626[01:27] <Casey> boo
4627[01:35] <HTS> ahaha casey, Kek willing the chaos will only accelerate from here
4628[01:35] <HTS> shadilay, fam
4629[01:35] <Casey> i would be worried if i thought trump was sincere about protecting trade and re invigorating those parts of the american economy
4630[01:35] <Casey> this could disrupt my supply of cheap and high quality Chinese guitars and drugs
4631[01:38] <CumEmperor> Donald Trump is great
4632[01:38] <CumEmperor> He is superior to HW Bush, Romney, McCain
4633[01:38] <Casey> unless it was really libertarian and there would be Special Economic Zones where we ship immigrants in to run commercial laboratories free of any regulation and then everyone could 
4634
4635save some shipping costs
4636[01:40] <Casey> in what way CumEmperor 
4637[01:40] <Casey> i can only think that he has more charisma and his charisma is kinda unique
4638[01:41] <Casey> there will probably be future trumps but they probably wont be as reality-defying as trump is
4639[01:42] <Casey> hes got that very 20th century vibe 
4640[01:45] <Casey> he's still obsessed with things that most other people even in his political/social/economic demographic dismiss as primitive or at least out of vogue currently
4641[01:47] <Casey> doesnt matter though he still succeeds to this degree, at least in terms of achieving fame and a certain amount of power that goes along
4642[01:48] <Casey> the relentlessness of his effort in appearing important / untouchable has worked
4643[01:48] <Casey> it's true like he himself said, he could shoot someone in the street and it wouldn't change perception
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4646[01:50] <Casey> i can imagine his core supporters being enthusiastic as Trump as a murderer especially if the context was favorable such as he killed a brown or poor person
4647[01:51] <Casey> even if he actually lost so much money he could only be like "Welcome to the Trump International Dumpster" behind a burger king with his name scrawled on it with a rock
4648[01:51] <Casey> CumEmperor would still be like
4649[01:51] <Casey> Trump is great
4650[01:51] <Casey> World's finest dumpster 
4651[01:51] <Casey> Dude's name is even on the front
4652[01:52] <Casey> Let's roll dice to see who gets to suck his dick first
4653[01:54] <CumEmperor> Trump is smarter than any of them
4654[01:55] <Casey> lol
4655[01:55] <Casey> why hasn't he denounced string theory yet
4656[01:55] <CumEmperor> You laugh because you're a cuck faggot feminist
4657[01:56] <CumEmperor> Trump brutally raped the rest of the field this year
4658[01:56] <CumEmperor> And he would have brutally raped the rest of the field any year if he had run
4659[01:56] <Casey> even if that were the case thats not why i laugh, my laugh is not one of pure disdain
4660[01:57] <CumEmperor> Donald Trump should be celebrated
4661[01:57] <CumEmperor> In a world full of cuck feminists who are afraid to say anything offensive
4662[01:57] <Casey> i always laugh with joy and ontological satisfaction
4663[01:57] <CumEmperor> Donald Trump is a billionnaire running for president who has a genuine perspective that he's not afraid to share
4664[01:58] <CumEmperor> He's a rare breed
4665[01:58] <bagel> heh
4666[01:58] <bagel> like his genuine tax records
4667[01:58] <bagel> and genuine hair
4668[01:58] <CumEmperor> Donald Trump is a gift to our democracy
4669[01:58] <CumEmperor> He's a gift to the world
4670[01:58] <CumEmperor> If only he will be celebrated like the true gift that he is
4671[01:58] <Casey> could be
4672[01:59] * bagel wishes gifts came with receipts
4673[01:59] <CumEmperor> Moving our cuck faggot democracy closer to that of the UK, where people still sometimes have genuine perspectives that they offer
4674[01:59] <CumEmperor> Rather than cowering or presenting some bullshit focus-grouped speech
4675[01:59] <Casey> i find this level of insincerity from you alienating CumEmperor 
4676[02:00] <CumEmperor> I am 110% sincere
4677[02:00] <CumEmperor> You just need to wake up and realize Trump's excellence
4678[02:00] <CumEmperor> Rather than deferring all personal opinions to the liberal faggots 
4679[02:00] <Casey> i'm literally not doing that at all
4680[02:01] <CumEmperor> Yeah
4681[02:01] <CumEmperor> There are lots of dumb people in the world and yuo're one of them
4682[02:01] <bagel> but he missed the golden opportunity
4683[02:01] <CumEmperor> Sad fact of life : (
4684[02:01] <bagel> not a wall
4685[02:01] <bagel> but an overpass
4686[02:01] <bagel> from Mexico to Canada
4687[02:01] <bagel> better than a wall
4688[02:01] <bagel> "just ask Israel"
4689[02:01] <CumEmperor> Why would a Mexican go to Canada and pay high taxes
4690[02:01] <CumEmperor> Mexicans just want to leech on American jobs & then go back to Mexico
4691[02:02] * CumEmperor scoffs
4692[02:02] <CumEmperor> Pro-illegal-immigration cucks
4693[02:02] <CumEmperor> Big surprise none of you are productive organisms
4694[02:02] <CumEmperor> You want me to pay for your sins
4695[02:02] <CumEmperor> And every other responsible adult
4696[02:02] <bagel> I'm productive
4697[02:02] <bagel> I do a work
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4699[02:03] <bagel> and I can adult
4700[02:03] <CumEmperor> Producing burgers is not a significantly productive act
4701[02:03] <CumEmperor> You make money
4702[02:03] <CumEmperor> I wouldn't call you productive
4703[02:03] <bagel> how are you productive?
4704[02:03] <CumEmperor> On the whole I would consider you consumptive
4705[02:03] <CumEmperor> I'm productive in various ways
4706[02:04] <bagel> like?
4707[02:05] <CumEmperor> I won't go into the details
4708[02:05] <bagel> why
4709[02:05] <CumEmperor> Not interested in talking about myself
4710[02:06] <bagel> ok
4711[02:06] <bagel> so as far as I can tell you're as productive as I am
4712[02:07] <CumEmperor> I am vastly more productive than you
4713[02:07] <bagel> do the work pay the taxes
4714[02:07] <CumEmperor> Any retard can stand on the corner and sell Pokemon cards
4715[02:07] <CumEmperor> That person is not productive
4716[02:07] <CumEmperor> Selling burgers is something any 16 year old can do
4717[02:07] <bagel> I don't sell burgers boy
4718[02:07] <CumEmperor> I produce goods and services that are consumed by people for purposes other than temporary gratification
4719[02:07] <bagel> everyone needs to eat
4720[02:08] <CumEmperor> I have skills that relatively few people possess. It would take you years of studying to come close to my level of productive capacity in my field
4721[02:08] <CumEmperor> I could make burgers after about an hour of practice
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4724[02:08] <CumEmperor> The "productivity" that you are engaged in is not meaningful
4725[02:08] <CumEmperor> If burgers disappeared tomorrow the world would be better off
4726[02:08] <bagel> again I don't make burgers
4727[02:08] <CumEmperor> No one needs to eat the bullshit you produce
4728[02:08] <bagel> I pour the wine and make the cocktails
4729[02:08] <Casey> lol
4730[02:08] <CumEmperor> No one needs restaurants at all
4731[02:09] <CumEmperor> No one needs alcohol
4732[02:09] <Casey> What do the people need
4733[02:09] <bagel> do why are there so many restaurants?
4734[02:09] <CumEmperor> That is all for fun, just like lemonade or pokemon cards
4735[02:09] <CumEmperor> Because people like to waste money, bagel 
4736[02:09] <bagel> and why are alcohol sales so high?
4737[02:09] <CumEmperor> Congratulations
4738[02:09] <CumEmperor> You make money; you're not meaningfully productive
4739[02:09] <CumEmperor> Unless you consider your burger job a career
4740[02:09] <bagel> I don't
4741[02:09] <bagel> and it's not burgers
4742[02:09] <CumEmperor> I wonder why
4743[02:10] <bagel> because producing art is my career
4744[02:10] <CumEmperor> Probably because making burgers is for fat retards and people who like to waste money
4745[02:10] <bagel> and maintaining and restoring art
4746[02:10] <Casey> remember when you supported Bernie CumEmperor 
4747[02:10] <CumEmperor> Yeah. Setting aside your current unproductive job, art itself is by definition unproductive
4748[02:10] <CumEmperor> Bernie would have been a better choice than Clinton
4749[02:11] <bagel> why?
4750[02:11] <CumEmperor> At least Bernie Sanders has a genuine perspective that he's not afraid to share
4751[02:11] <CumEmperor> Unlike every liberal pro-illegal-immigration cuck in the world
4752[02:11] <bagel> it's producing a visual signpost of humanity
4753[02:11] <CumEmperor> Art is all for fun, bagel 
4754[02:11] <CumEmperor> It doesn't achieve anything
4755[02:11] <CumEmperor> If it achieved anything it wouldn't be art
4756[02:12] <CumEmperor> Art by definition is a fun toy to stimulate our chimp brains
4757[02:12] <CumEmperor> In an ideal world we don't need art
4758[02:12] <CumEmperor> Or want it
4759[02:12] <CumEmperor> It's distracting
4760[02:12] <Casey> distracting from all that engineering ?
4761[02:12] <bagel> a fun toy? like a computer?
4762[02:12] <CumEmperor> Yeah. We have a lot of problems to solve
4763[02:13] <CumEmperor> We'd be better off it we didn't need to waste so much time on consuming or producing art
4764[02:13] <CumEmperor> Or video games, or pokemon, or lemonade or burgers
4765[02:13] <bagel> why?
4766[02:13] <CumEmperor> Take your pick
4767[02:13] <bagel> it's a long established piece of our economy
4768[02:13] <Casey> i'm not seeing any legitimate argument here CumEmperor 
4769[02:13] <bagel> you cant just get rid of it
4770[02:13] <CumEmperor> It's a long established piece of money laundering yeah
4771[02:13] <Casey> all of those things are subjective quality-of-life things
4772[02:13] <bagel> well yea
4773[02:13] <CumEmperor> You missed the beginning of this argument, Casey 
4774[02:14] <CumEmperor> 06:08 <@bagel> so as far as I can tell you're as productive as I am
4775[02:14] <CumEmperor> 06:08 < CumEmperor> I am vastly more productive than you
4776[02:14] <CumEmperor> 06:08 <@bagel> do the work pay the taxes
4777[02:14] <CumEmperor> 06:08 < CumEmperor> Any retard can stand on the corner and sell Pokemon cards
4778[02:14] <CumEmperor> 06:08 < CumEmperor> That person is not productive
4779[02:14] <CumEmperor> 06:08 < CumEmperor> Selling burgers is something any 16 year old can do
4780[02:14] <CumEmperor> 06:08 < CumEmperor> That person is not productive
4781[02:14] <CumEmperor> 06:08 < CumEmperor> Selling burgers is something any 16 year old can do
4782[02:14] <bagel> you can't say how you're more productive than me
4783[02:15] <CumEmperor> bagel
4784[02:15] <CumEmperor> Stop for a second and blink your eyelids
4785[02:15] <CumEmperor> Sit up straight
4786[02:15] <CumEmperor> Take a couple breaths
4787[02:15] <CumEmperor> And think honestly for a moent
4788[02:15] <CumEmperor> Do you really think you are engaged in mroe meaningful productivity than me?
4789[02:15] <Casey> yeah thats too subjective, you might be able to say your skills would be capable of doing work that is more important in a life or death sense or something like that
4790[02:16] <bagel> maybe maybe not
4791[02:16] <bagel> I can't know
4792[02:16] <CumEmperor> Yeah well I know
4793[02:16] <bagel> you haven't said how you're productive
4794[02:17] <bagel> let alone how you're more so
4795[02:19] <bagel> AAAAAANYWAY
4796[02:19] <Casey> yeah
4797[02:19] <bagel> my second job is closing down
4798[02:19] <bagel> tomorrow is the last day
4799[02:19] <Casey> is that bad or good
4800[02:19] <bagel> really don't wanna go cause I'm mad at that boss
4801[02:19] <Casey> o
4802[02:19] <bagel> good 
4803[02:19] <CumEmperor> Don't forget to wipe the toilet
4804[02:20] <bagel> it's finally closing...has turned to absolute shit in the past year
4805[02:20] <bagel> I don't wipe the toilets there
4806[02:21] <bagel> I make the coffees 
4807[02:21] <CumEmperor> Wow thank god you're around to make coffee
4808[02:21] <CumEmperor> Because if you weren't
4809[02:21] <CumEmperor> Someone might just have to make a cup of instant coffee at home that day : (
4810[02:22] <bagel> hahahaha
4811[02:22] <CumEmperor> Wouldn't want that happening
4812[02:22] <bagel> you know it
4813[02:22] <bagel> Australians are crazy coffee snobs
4814[02:23] <CumEmperor> Yeah liberal faggots tend to be
4815[02:23] <Casey> because your existence is so critically important to the World, CumEmperor 
4816[02:23] <CumEmperor> Because ya
4817[02:23] <CumEmperor> That existence tho
4818[02:23] <CumEmperor> Lel
4819[02:23] <Casey> what you do absolutely does not have any parallels with making coffee
4820[02:23] * CumEmperor places his face in elbow in some retarded millennial gesture
4821[02:24] <CumEmperor> Yeah I agree
4822[02:24] <CumEmperor> I'm engaged in meaningful work
4823[02:24] <Casey> wait what
4824[02:24] <Casey> did you sneeze?
4825[02:24] <CumEmperor> That's why I can show up to work whenever the hell I want
4826[02:24] <Casey> gesundheit
4827[02:24] <Casey> lol
4828[02:24] <Casey> good1 
4829[02:24] <bagel> logic
4830[02:24] <CumEmperor> And leave whenever the hell I want
4831[02:25] <CumEmperor> Because guess what
4832[02:25] <Casey> just like President Trump
4833[02:25] <CumEmperor> When you don't cater to the bullshit gratification of fat bitches
4834[02:25] <CumEmperor> When you have a real job
4835[02:25] <CumEmperor> WHen you're engaged in meaningful activities
4836[02:25] <CumEmperor> The hours on the clock cease to have meaning
4837[02:25] <CumEmperor> What is more meaningful than you standing behind a coutner is the things you produce
4838[02:25] <CumEmperor> To summarize
4839[02:25] <CumEmperor> I am a productive organism
4840[02:26] <CumEmperor> bagel, Casey, and any retard selling Pokemon cards at the liquor joint, is unproductive
4841[02:26] <bagel> your mother must be so proud
4842[02:26] <CumEmperor> I don't care if my mom is proud or not
4843[02:26] <CumEmperor> I don't live with her
4844[02:26] <bagel> who said anything about pokemon cards? wtf
4845[02:26] <Casey> my activities are truly irreplaceable as is my position, as it is currently in human earth civilization
4846[02:26] <CumEmperor> Unlike some persons who are unproductive
4847[02:26] * CumEmperor glances aroudn
4848[02:26] <bagel> don't look at me 
4849[02:27] <CumEmperor> I mentioned Pokemon cards numerous times, bagel 
4850[02:27] <bagel> I've lived out of home since eighteen
4851[02:27] <bagel> yeah but why
4852[02:27] <CumEmperor> Liberals should learn how to read someday
4853[02:27] <Casey> what about selling crack @ the liquor joint
4854[02:27] <bagel> what's your obsession with pokemon cards all of a sudden
4855[02:27] <CumEmperor> I find myself in this positiona  lot when talking to retarded liberal cucks
4856[02:28] <CumEmperor> Think it through before you blurt out your demanding questions
4857[02:28] <Casey> when trump come thru he asks for a special price and instead i sold him an actual rock, a small pebble
4858[02:28] <CumEmperor> Productive persons don't have time to walk you through everything
4859[02:29] <Casey> h e r e s y o r t w e l v e d o l l a r o c k m i s t u h t r u m p
4860[02:29] <CumEmperor> Liberal millennials love to demand things
4861[02:29] <CumEmperor> It's the easiest, laziest thing a person can do
4862[02:29] <bagel> and yet you've had time for this wholly trivial conversation about relative productivity
4863[02:29] <CumEmperor> Demand clarification for everything 
4864[02:30] <Casey> no one is even being liberal in here 
4865[02:30] <CumEmperor> Don't bother thinking
4866[02:30] <CumEmperor> Don't bother forming your own opinion about something
4867[02:30] <bagel> or demanding
4868[02:30] <Casey> i am not going to vote i am not championing Thrillary
4869[02:30] <bagel> it's just a conversation dude
4870[02:30] <CumEmperor> Just demand that anyone who /does/ have an opinion to justify everything
4871[02:30] <bagel> it's polite to ask follow up questions
4872[02:30] <CumEmperor> Whatever you do, don't think for yourself
4873[02:31] <bagel> okey dokey artichokey
4874[02:31] <CumEmperor> Just make demands to keep the opinionated at bay, to drag them down to your wormlike level
4875[02:31] <CumEmperor> When the opinionated are exhausted by your repeated demands for clarification, quickly change the subject
4876[02:32] <CumEmperor> Or make an orthogonal remark, or an anecdotal remark as some form of dispute
4877[02:32] <HAL9000> shut the fuck up already
4878[02:32] <HAL9000> jesus what a crock of shit
4879[02:32] <CumEmperor> Whatever you do, make sure that anyone who has an opinion is checked
4880[02:32] <Casey> yeah lol
4881[02:32] <Casey> i know you want to enjoy IRC strife CumEmperor but just chill for a sec
4882[02:32] <Casey> an hit this
4883[02:32] <CumEmperor> Because what we really need in the world is more liberal cucks with nothing to say
4884[02:32] * HAL9000 ships it out
4885[02:32] <bagel> well I mean if you hold the opinion you should be able to justify it
4886[02:32] <bagel> otherwise that's just like....blind faith or something
4887[02:33] * Casey passes broken beer bottle neck pipe wafting vapors to CumEmperor 
4888[02:33] * bagel pushes glasses up her nose
4889[02:33] <Casey> hit 
4890[02:33] <Casey> that
4891[02:33] <Casey> shit
4892[02:33] <bagel> not very scientific
4893[02:33] <CumEmperor> Not surprisingly, you missed the point
4894[02:33] <HAL9000> so did your tiny weenis
4895[02:33] <Casey> i wish trump was into partying
4896[02:33] <HAL9000> can't you find a korean to go satisfy?
4897[02:33] <Casey> RIP Rob Ford
4898[02:34] <CumEmperor> Trump is a fine individual
4899[02:34] <CumEmperor> His parties feature other fine individuals
4900[02:35] <CumEmperor> Persons of quality, let's call them
4901[02:35] <Casey> Rob Ford basically had the same base that Trump does and no one minded when it was found out he smoked crack with brown people
4902[02:35] <HAL9000> cockleech sycophants
4903[02:35] <Casey> i hope the same for Trump
4904[02:35] <CumEmperor> You're not funny, HAL9000 
4905[02:35] <bagel> I don't think trump actually wants to be president
4906[02:35] <CumEmperor> You should probably go kill yourself
4907[02:35] <CumEmperor> No offense
4908[02:35] <Casey> that's the Canadian bleeding edge though
4909[02:36] <CumEmperor> Why's that bagel 
4910[02:36] <Casey> Toronto one-upping NYC in their flavor of corruption and Crack Smoking Public Servants 
4911[02:37] <Casey> i know chris christy or rudy guly would be down so probably Trump would too
4912[02:37] <Casey> if no one does it before me i will run for president until i am the first one to smoke Crack in the oval office
4913[02:37] <CumEmperor> Chris would be down for some of bagel's burger
4914[02:37] <bagel> don't demand I justify my opinions Brandon
4915[02:37] <bagel> think for yourself
4916[02:38] <CumEmperor> Confirmed retard, bagel 
4917[02:38] <CumEmperor> I give up treating you like a rational organism
4918[02:38] <CumEmperor> You're dumb, enjoy your relegation
4919[02:38] <bagel> why
4920[02:38] <bagel> you reap what you sew 
4921[02:38] <HAL9000> this, coming from rainman
4922[02:38] <bagel> heh
4923[02:39] <CumEmperor> bagel, you're wrong, and you're dumb
4924[02:39] <bagel> how to make eye contact?
4925[02:39] <Casey> this conversation is now restricted to only those who have both scored and smoked Crack
4926[02:39] <CumEmperor> You don't understand what you're talking about
4927[02:39] <CumEmperor> It'd be best if you just stopped trying
4928[02:39] * HAL9000 spills some toothpicks
4929[02:39] <HAL9000> just rock back and forth and try to calm down
4930[02:39] <Casey> so everyone be quiet except HAL9000 maybe? idk
4931[02:39] <CumEmperor> Casey, Trump will be even more successful than Hitler
4932[02:39] <CumEmperor> Hitler would have probably been ok with just meth
4933[02:39] <bagel> so....he'll kill himself?
4934[02:39] <Casey> Hitler was not very sucessful.. .
4935[02:40] <bagel> in less than a decade?
4936[02:40] <CumEmperor> wut u query bagel? me not yndsatan : ) ?
4937[02:40] <bagel> I'm down with that
4938[02:40] <CumEmperor> lik wut u axe? haha lol
4939[02:40] <Casey> Probably not though CumEmperor the Germans were big into speedballing
4940[02:40] <CumEmperor> me lik 2 eat burger u 2? wut r u doing?
4941[02:41] <bagel> awwww he thinks he's funny
4942[02:41] <Casey> stop fighting guys
4943[02:42] <CumEmperor> If I was 23 years old and lived with my mom while working at the burger joint to get a degree in art, I probably wouldn't be trying to belittle people on the internet
4944[02:42] <CumEmperor> No offense, but you're more or less scum
4945[02:42] <HAL9000> no, you'd just masturbate to the sears actalog like usual
4946[02:42] <bagel> I don't live with my mum....
4947[02:43] <bagel> like I said. been paying my own way since 18
4948[02:43] <CumEmperor> You literally said that you are moving in with parents
4949[02:43] <bagel> are you having trouble reading?
4950[02:43] <CumEmperor> Stay on the zoloft I guess
4951[02:43] <bagel> no I didn't
4952[02:43] <CumEmperor> Good luck with that :thumbsup:
4953[02:43] <bagel> I never said that
4954[02:44] <bagel> jeez you need to get on something cause you're clearly losing it
4955[02:44] <Casey> as usual CumEmperor is spending a lot of time on a grudge the details of which can not be recalled by him or anyone else
4956[02:45] <HAL9000> tell him its almost time for wapner
4957[02:45] <bagel> or that he's inventing in his own mind
4958[02:46] <bagel> done gone crazy
4959[02:46] <HAL9000> its an autist thing
4960[02:46] <HAL9000> he can't help it
4961[02:47] <bagel> poor lil fellar
4962[02:47] <HAL9000> hes probably separating his toilet paper into individual sheets as we speak
4963[02:48] <CumEmperor> You know how I know that I'm a superior organism 
4964[02:48] <Casey> it could be that the fragility of ego is inversely related to how eager one is to defend it
4965[02:48] <CumEmperor> You spend all this time thinking of insults and they all suck
4966[02:49] <HAL9000> while you argue with strangers on irc
4967[02:49] <HAL9000> oh, such delicious irony
4968[02:49] <CumEmperor> What can I say
4969[02:49] <CumEmperor> Not everyone was cut out to make burgers
4970[02:49] <Casey> some people extend this psychological behavior further, in order to avoid recognizing any failure or demonstrable error
4971[02:51] <CumEmperor> I'm the Donald Trump of this IRC network
4972[02:51] <CumEmperor> Simply invincible
4973[02:51] <HAL9000> aka king shit of turd mountain?
4974[02:52] <Casey> this town aint big enough for all the Trumping going on
4975[02:52] <Casey> there can be only one SHit king
4976[02:53] <Casey> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Cohn#Representation_of_Donald_Trump
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4978[02:54] <CumEmperor> Good
4979[02:54] <CumEmperor> I wouldn't rent to some people eithe
4980[02:55] <CumEmperor> If it turns out that 90% of african americans are financial irresponsible, I don't think it's racist per se to incidentally decline a large % of african americans
4981[02:55] <CumEmperor> That's just good business
4982[02:55] <Casey> that wasnt my point
4983[02:55] <Casey> trump was just going with the trend at the time
4984[02:56] <CumEmperor> In 1984, Cohn was diagnosed with AIDS and attempted to keep his condition secret while receiving experimental drug treatment.[41] He participated in clinical trials of AZT, a 
4985
4986drug initially synthesized to treat cancer, but later developed as the first anti-HIV agent for AIDS patients. He insisted to his dying day that his disease was liver cancer
4987[02:56] <Casey> its just one of the earliest examples of him declaring a failure, victory
4988[02:57] <CumEmperor> Trump is unstoppable
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4991[02:58] <Casey> didnt know Cohn got aids he was probably closeted hah
4992[02:58] <bagel> ribbit
4993[02:58] <bagel> what'd i miss
4994[02:59] <CumEmperor> Convinced that the employment of homosexuals was now a threat to national security, President Dwight Eisenhower signed an executive order on April 29, 1953 to ban homosexuals 
4995
4996from obtaining jobs in the federal government.[12]
4997[03:00] <HAL9000> more retard babble
4998[03:00] <bagel> oh cool more bigotry!
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5000[03:02] <Casey__> That's really rich though CumEmperor thinking now that J edgar hoover was running the FBI the whole time 
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5005[03:08] <Casey> Forgot what I was saying
5006[03:08] <Casey> Oh yeah J. Edgar Hoover was hella damn gay
5007[03:09] <CumEmperor> And with that I have to take a rest
5008[03:09] <CumEmperor> I have productive things to do tomorrow
5009[03:10] <CumEmperor> Go figure
5010[03:10] <Casey> think how productive you could be as a blackhat CumEmperor 
5011[03:10] <CumEmperor> Rather buy zcash
5012[03:10] <Casey> is that worth anything yet
5013[03:10] <bagel> i thought you could go to work whenever you wanted
5014[03:11] <CumEmperor> Dunno but it will be
5015[03:11] <CumEmperor> Yeah, bagel
5016[03:11] <bagel> and you were beyond time
5017[03:11] <Casey> i agree with this prediction
5018[03:11] <CumEmperor> As a productive organism I do things that are meaningful even outside of work
5019[03:11] <CumEmperor> Imagine that
5020[03:11] <CumEmperor> And with that
5021[03:11] <Casey> or at least something with zero knowledge proofs will be popular
5022[03:11] <CumEmperor> Yeah zcash is good
5023[03:11] <CumEmperor> And with that
5024[03:11] <CumEmperor> I have to watch a football game and takea  rest
5025[03:11] <bagel> run and throw ball
5026[03:12] <bagel> now with 70% advertisements 
5027[03:12] <CumEmperor> As it turns out NFL gamepass streaming includes zero advertisements
5028[03:12] <CumEmperor> Nice try though
5029[03:12] <CumEmperor> And with that
5030[03:12] <CumEmperor> I have to go watch a football game and sleep
5031[03:13] <bagel> just go already
5032[03:13] <Casey> lol
5033[03:15] <bagel> it's like he was expecting someone to wish him well
5034[03:15] <bagel> or get him some warm milk a story and tuck in
5035[03:17] <Casey> hey you should see if you have access to any IP that the Chinese might be willing to buy CumEmperor 
5036[03:17] <Casey> fast money
5037[03:20] <Casey> its possible something you could get would be in the goldilocks zone of things Chinese want but have not yet hacked
5038[03:22] <Casey> too bad john mcafee didnt get the libertarian nomination maybe next time
5039[03:23] <Casey> on his platform of free sharing of knowledge regarding novel synthesis of liquid methylenedioxypyrovalerone and getting away with murdering other white men
5040[03:28] <Casey> (he did both of those things)
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5042[03:32] <bagel> it was fun while it lasted
5043[03:35] <Casey> there are so many references to the fact that Stevie Wonder is blind in 90s rap
5044[03:39] <Casey> trends changed around 1998 so thats my cut off point for a lot of em
5045[03:42] <Casey> and the creativity became more stifled like the early 90s it was much more diverse
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5049[04:21] <Casey> my lighter died
5050[04:21] <Casey> no
5051[04:46] <Casey> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:DasEFXDeadSeriousalbumcover.jpg
5052[04:46] <Casey> back wen that could be your album cover
5053[05:41] <casey_> Tumbleweed
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5068[08:15] <bagel> wassaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahp
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5079[11:57] <bagek> surprees
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5081[12:35] <HTS> apparently i puked last night
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5083[12:35] <HTS> and passed out on cam
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5101[14:58] <CumRabbi> CR
5102[14:58] <CumRabbi> I tell ya
5103[14:58] <CumRabbi> I've probably got a lot  of great old notes that I'll never read again
5104[14:58] <CumRabbi> I'm getting closer to making the decision to abandon notes altogether
5105[14:58] <CumRabbi> Poring over past notes never happens
5106[14:58] <CumRabbi> Gotta find a better practice
5107[14:59] <CumRabbi> I liked this "let it cool" strategy a while back
5108[14:59] <CumRabbi> If I found an interesting article I'd just note it for later
5109[15:00] <CumRabbi> Usually when I go back over that list, 50% of the articles aren't as interesting
5110[15:05] <WorldPeace> notes, CumRabbi?
5111[15:05] <CumRabbi> Yeah
5112[15:05] <WorldPeace> what do you mean
5113[15:05] <WorldPeace> like notes that you make?
5114[15:05] <CumRabbi> Yes
5115[15:05] <CumRabbi> Notes I copy & paste
5116[15:06] <CumRabbi> Sometimes type
5117[15:06] <WorldPeace> oh
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5126[15:25] <CumRabbi> Looks like there is a Macintosh Book Pro option without the bullshit touch strip
5127[15:25] <CumRabbi> Maybe I'll get it
5128[15:26] <CumRabbi> 2,200 dollar labtop with 2.4ghz dual core processor : (
5129[15:26] <CumRabbi> (13 inch)
5130[15:28] <CumRabbi> And with that I have to take a dump & shower
5131[15:48] <CumRabbi> Mm mm
5132[15:54] <CumRabbi> Do you carry a backpack to work WorldPeace 
5133[15:57] <WorldPeace> a backpack, CumRabbi?
5134[15:57] <WorldPeace> lol 
5135[15:57] <WorldPeace> yeah
5136[15:57] <WorldPeace> i put on my backpack
5137[15:57] <WorldPeace> get my favorite baseball cap, put it on backward
5138[15:57] <WorldPeace> hop on my skateboard and head off to work
5139[15:58] <WorldPeace> also i have my slingshot in my back pocket
5140[15:58] <WorldPeace> in case i see any opportunities for mischief
5141[15:59] <CumRabbi> lol
5142[15:59] <CumRabbi> I guess you don't bring work equipment home?
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5155[16:28] <WorldPeace> not often
5156[16:28] <WorldPeace> i have a little bag for my laptop when i do
5157[16:33] <CumRabbi> Like a satchel / briefcase
5158[16:33] <CumRabbi> I hate those
5159[16:33] <CumRabbi> I prefer backpacks
5160[16:34] <CumRabbi> I wouldn't take a satchel/briefcase traveling
5161[16:34] <CumRabbi> Or to the gym
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5167[16:41] <Casey> stop registering my nicks loser
5168[16:42] <WorldPeace> stop fucking timing out all the time, Casey 
5169[16:42] <CumRabbi> I invite you to apply for a license, Casey 
5170[16:42] <CumRabbi> Please include a $5 application fee along with your application
5171[16:42] <CumRabbi> And fix your faggot internet
5172[16:42] <WorldPeace> might as well be a million dollars
5173[16:43] <WorldPeace> i taped together some cardboard today to fit into my windows
5174[16:43] <WorldPeace> and then i covered one side with foil
5175[16:43] <WorldPeace> to stop the sun
5176[16:43] <CumRabbi> Been there
5177[16:43] <CumRabbi> Should get some real anti-sun layer shit
5178[16:43] <WorldPeace> i should have been doing this my whole life
5179[16:43] <CumRabbi> They make adhesive shit that can be placed upon windows for this reason
5180[16:44] <WorldPeace> yeah i saw a couple of products
5181[16:44] <WorldPeace> but i wanted to try my own first before spending money on it
5182[16:46] <CumRabbi> When I was a young feller we made some faux stained glass
5183[16:46] <CumRabbi> With foil and saran wrap and some other bullshit
5184[16:46] <CumRabbi> In school
5185[16:47] <WorldPeace> sounds gay
5186[16:47] <CumRabbi> lol yeah
5187[16:47] <CumRabbi> Sure was
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5190[16:54] * csy is now known as casey
5191[16:54] * ChanServ sets mode: +v casey
5192[16:54] <CumRabbi> Pretty sure I own "csy" too
5193[16:58] * csy (~Casey@5A7F166D.FD49EC45.309A4DDF.IP) has joined #thegentlemanloser
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5196[16:59] <CumRabbi> Yep
5197[16:59] * ChanServ sets mode: +v casey
5198[16:59] <casey> no, thats with the e
5199[16:59] <casey> i just changed that
5200[16:59] <casey> owned
5201[17:00] <CumRabbi> Nice piece of real estate
5202[17:00] <CumRabbi> How much for the lot?
5203[17:00] <CumRabbi> I bid $2
5204[17:04] <casey> Not For Sakle
5205[17:06] <bagek> morning
5206[17:10] <casey> good morning
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5208[17:13] <casey_> Good morning
5209[17:14] <CumRabbi> I want to get some steps for the toilet so I can squat while I shit
5210[17:14] <CumRabbi> As I might in nature
5211[17:16] <CumRabbi> Now I'm going to prepare another glass of caffeinated falvor beverage and do some work
5212[17:16] <CumRabbi> If you don't mind
5213[17:18] <WorldPeace> 6k away from promotion
5214[17:18] <WorldPeace> in overwatch
5215[17:18] <WorldPeace> then quick levels again
5216[17:18] <WorldPeace> which means more loot boxes!!!
5217[17:20] <CumRabbi> Just to be totally clear
5218[17:20] <CumRabbi> It is Saturday ~ 5:30PM and I am going to spend a few hours working 
5219[17:20] <CumRabbi> Not for me, but for my employer, off the clcok
5220[17:20] <CumRabbi> Just to be crystal clear
5221[17:21] <CumRabbi> So you worms know what's going on here
5222[17:21] * casey_ (~casey@EF9BAC9C.9854B905.A2C13FE4.IP) Quit (Ping timeout)
5223[17:21] * CumRabbi tosses casey into a locker
5224[17:25] <WorldPeace> i got play of the game!!
5225[17:25] <WorldPeace> gonna rewatch that
5226[17:25] <WorldPeace> it was pretty boring
5227[17:26] <bagek> heh
5228[17:26] <bagek> what kinda unpaid work?
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5235[17:28] <CumRabbi> Are you not fully fucking aware that I am a software engineer
5236[17:28] <CumRabbi> I'm sure I've indicated that a trillion fucking times
5237[17:30] <bagek> yeah
5238[17:30] <bagek> but you still seem to think I work in a burger shop so
5239[17:31] <bagek> tomayto tomahto
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5241[17:36] <WorldPeace> damn i think there's like
5242[17:36] <WorldPeace> tiers to this. because i just saw a level 389
5243[17:36] <WorldPeace> and a bunch of other really high level people
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5251[17:48] <WorldPeace> ding!
5252[17:48] <WorldPeace> lvl 101
5253[17:50] * Casey (~Casey@20DFBF5E.C6F43EC4.309A4DDF.IP) has joined #thegentlemanloser
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5255[17:51] <CumRabbi> Casey, leave and come back when you are ready to participate
5256[17:51] <CumRabbi> You are spamming the channel with your constant quits/rejoins
5257[17:51] <CumRabbi> Bea  responsible adult for once and get the fuck out
5258[17:51] * csy (~Casey@20DFBF5E.C6F43EC4.309A4DDF.IP) Quit (Ping timeout)
5259[17:51] <CumRabbi> Bitch
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5273[18:16] <CumRabbi> What a lazy fag
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5279[18:59] * CumRabbi (~Cum@cloak-AA10E337.compute-1.amazonaws.com) Quit (Quit: Lost terminal)
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5282[19:45] * CumWuf (~Cum@cloak-AA10E337.compute-1.amazonaws.com) has joined #thegentlemanloser
5283[19:45] <CumWuf> ALright ladies
5284[19:45] <CumWuf> LEt's settle ourselves down now
5285[19:45] <CumWuf> ANd let's enjoy ourselves a fine luncheon
5286[19:55] <CumWuf> oo ee it were fine
5287[20:01] <casey> Congrats
5288[20:02] <CumWuf> Shut the fuck up btich
5289[20:05] <CumWuf> piss in your face
5290[20:06] <WorldPeace> i ate a couple tiny snickers bars
5291[20:06] <WorldPeace> and i'm having a coffee
5292[20:06] <WorldPeace> i think i'm too good now at overwatch
5293[20:06] <WorldPeace> it's taking forever to find a game
5294[20:07] <CumWuf> nice
5295[20:08] <CumWuf> is it fun
5296[20:13] * bagel (~AndChat72@DE80626E.8868D1DE.E1C815BF.IP) has joined #thegentlemanloser
5297[20:13] * ChanServ sets mode: +oa bagel bagel
5298[20:14] <HAL9000> fuck off bagel
5299[20:14] <HAL9000> this is a CumTard channel now
5300[20:14] <bagel> kill yourself HAL
5301[20:14] <bagel> oh god really?
5302[20:14] <HAL9000> why you little
5303[20:14] <bagel> :D
5304[20:14] * bagel runs away before consequences can happen
5305[20:15] <HAL9000> you ever had your asshole licked by a supercomputer in an overcoat?
5306[20:16] <HAL9000> WELL ANSWER THE QUESTION GODDAMMIT
5307[20:16] <bagel> NOOOOO
5308[20:17] <HAL9000> ok then
5309[20:20] * bagek (~AndChat72@D26E8927.B2DF7C42.E1C815BF.IP) has joined #thegentlemanloser
5310[20:21] <HAL9000> fuck off bagek
5311[20:21] <HAL9000> this is a CumTard channel now
5312[20:21] <HAL9000> only idiot savants allowed now
5313[20:21] <bagek> vote CumTard 2017
5314[20:22] <HAL9000> "slightly better than hillary or that rich pedo"
5315[20:22] <bagek> lol
5316[20:22] * bagel (~AndChat72@DE80626E.8868D1DE.E1C815BF.IP) Quit (Ping timeout)
5317[20:23] * HAL9000 puts on an overcoat
5318[20:23] <bagek> he'll stick to his guns
5319[20:23] <HAL9000> he'll waffle like belgium
5320[20:23] <HAL9000> do i suck it or do i lick it
5321[20:23] <HAL9000> so hard to decide
5322[20:23] <HAL9000> then, WWIII
5323[20:24] <casey> Woo
5324[20:24] <HAL9000> aka the great israel canada conflict
5325[20:25] <bagek> aka the awakening of the red dragon
5326[20:26] <CumWuf> Yeah you got that right. You people /are/ cum tards
5327[20:27] <CumWuf> Trying to read your mindless bullshit 
5328[20:27] <CumWuf> $200 says HAL9000  is overweight
5329[20:27] <casey> There is only one tarded by cum here
5330[20:27] <casey> It is you
5331[20:28] <HAL9000> hes rite
5332[20:28] <HAL9000> the surfeit of semen you imbibed has surely resulted in serious brain damage
5333[20:28] <HAL9000> ipso facto, u r teh dumbfase
5334[20:28] <CumWuf> There is only one unretarded cum here
5335[20:29] <HAL9000> perhaps you can find and sue the homeless gentlemen who participated
5336[20:29] <CumWuf> So who is HAL9000 
5337[20:29] <CumWuf> Is it Billy?
5338[20:29] <CumWuf> Billy is that you?
5339[20:29] <HAL9000> billy butt
5340[20:29] <HAL9000> thats me
5341[20:29] <bagek> who?
5342[20:30] <CumWuf> Billy Stark
5343[20:30] <HAL9000> aka iron man
5344[20:30] <bagek> I dunno who dat is
5345[20:30] <CumWuf> All you really need to know is that he's fat and retarded
5346[20:30] <CumWuf> In other words, he's useless & should end hte suffering ASAP
5347[20:31] <CumWuf> Did you invite those rats from teh other network, WorldPeace?
5348[20:31] <WorldPeace> nope
5349[20:31] <WorldPeace> who is it?
5350[20:31] <CumWuf> HAL9000 is definitely one of them
5351[20:31] <CumWuf> It was probably Matius
5352[20:31] <HAL9000> fucken infilitrators
5353[20:31] <CumWuf> It's either sats (Billy Stark) or Orac
5354[20:32] <WorldPeace> it seems like
5355[20:32] <WorldPeace> that one guy
5356[20:32] <CumWuf> My money is on the grossly overweight sats
5357[20:32] <WorldPeace> uh
5358[20:32] <HAL9000> yep, its me, billy orac
5359[20:32] <HAL9000> aka borac
5360[20:32] <WorldPeace> i don't remember his real name
5361[20:32] <WorldPeace> but his little host thing is always abuse
5362[20:32] <WorldPeace> and by real name i mean nick
5363[20:32] <CumWuf> APU or pr*k?
5364[20:33] <WorldPeace> both
5365[20:33] <CumWuf> What is his primary affiliation
5366[20:33] <WorldPeace> dunno
5367[20:33] <WorldPeace> let's interrogate him and discover
5368[20:33] <CumWuf> Chris Rash Fake "Ben Gornto" aka peer
5369[20:33] <CumWuf> Orac sats
5370[20:33] <HAL9000> just let me steal your documents and violate your flappy bungholes, and our business will be concluded
5371[20:33] <WorldPeace> HAL9000 would you rather fuck little kids or be cool?
5372[20:33] <CumWuf> Go away, HAL9000 
5373[20:33] <CumWuf> And kill yourself
5374[20:34] <bagek> sick burn bro
5375[20:34] <CumWuf> Slouch?
5376[20:34] * HAL9000 threatens your homosexual agenda
5377[20:34] <CumWuf> I dout that it's SLouch
5378[20:34] <HAL9000> yeah its me, billy the slouch orac
5379[20:34] <casey> Oh
5380[20:34] <HAL9000> just here to "pwn" some "fgtz"
5381[20:35] <CumWuf> sats is William "Bill" Stark
5382[20:35] <CumWuf> Age 33-34, formerly of Ft Lauderdale
5383[20:35] <HAL9000> call me bilbo
5384[20:35] <CumWuf> I think HAL9000 could be "peer"
5385[20:35] <HAL9000> do you have my penis size and flavor listed in your database, rainman?
5386[20:35] <CumWuf> Benjamin GOrnto IIRC
5387[20:35] <casey> So that's the person using the wren nick
5388[20:35] <casey> ?
5389[20:36] <CumWuf> "Wren" was a nickname originally used by me on that network, yeah
5390[20:36] <CumWuf> I am a legend there
5391[20:36] <CumWuf> Sometimes they show up here to send me PMs
5392[20:36] <CumWuf> Either you, bagel, most likely Matius invited them here
5393[20:36] <HAL9000> I AM LEGION
5394[20:36] <CumWuf> Matius is a stupid, careless faggot with a big mouth so I'm guesing it was him
5395[20:36] <HAL9000> AND LESION
5396[20:38] <HAL9000> are you still upset about that time i shit in your moms purse?
5397[20:38] <HAL9000> and by shit i mean ejaculated, and by purse i mean mouth
5398[20:38] <CumWuf> What was that noise
5399[20:38] <CumWuf> Must be the wind
5400[20:38] <HAL9000> unfortunately she swallowed, and seven months later you were born into the world
5401[20:38] <CumWuf> For some reason things that fat people say dont' register with me
5402[20:39] <HAL9000> via the anouse
5403[20:39] <HAL9000> wiggle your fingers in your ears and scream "nanny nanny booboo"
5404[20:39] <HAL9000> its more effective
5405[20:39] <HAL9000> then later you can eat some boogers
5406[20:40] <HAL9000> and try to master wiping your own bunghole
5407[20:40] <CumWuf> It's so windy in here
5408[20:41] * HAL9000 farts in CumWufs mouth
5409[20:41] <CumWuf> Someone close a window
5410[20:41] <HAL9000> I CAN'T HEAR YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU
5411[20:41] <HAL9000> I CAN'T HEAR YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU
5412[20:41] <HAL9000> IS SOMEBODY TALKING?
5413[20:41] <HAL9000> I CAN'T HEAR YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU
5414[20:41] <CumWuf> I think you should ban him, bagek 
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5416[20:41] CumWuf is ~Cum@cloak-AA10E337.compute-1.amazonaws.com * Cum
5417[20:41] CumWuf on #thegentlemanloser 
5418[20:41] CumWuf using concrete.slashnet.org SlashNET - Lenexa, KS - USA
5419[20:41] CumWuf has been idle 1sec, signed on Sat Oct 29 19:44:32
5420[20:41] CumWuf End of /WHOIS list.
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5422[20:42] <bagek> why
5423[20:42] <CumWuf> SPam
5424[20:42] <bagek> I kick I don't ban
5425[20:42] <CumWuf> Kicking is useless
5426[20:42] <bagek> almost everyone here is guilty of spam
5427[20:42] <CumWuf> His spamming is pointless
5428[20:42] <HAL9000> for a loser with a $200 keyboard, you sure type like a retard
5429[20:42] <CumWuf> He's fat and unfunny
5430[20:42] <casey> lol
5431[20:42] <HAL9000> no wonder your code sucks so bad
5432[20:43] <bagek> Casey thinks it's funneh
5433[20:43] <HAL9000> better bone up on visual basic
5434[20:43] <CumWuf> Casey thinks everything is funny
5435[20:43] <HAL9000> click and drag your way to a real job
5436[20:43] * bagek shrugs
5437[20:43] <bagek> the spam has ceased
5438[20:43] <CumWuf> He doesn't belong here
5439[20:43] <CumWuf> He's just here to snoop
5440[20:44] <CumWuf> No one knows who he is
5441[20:44] <HAL9000> eat shit, fuckstick
5442[20:44] <CumWuf> IMO eliminate him
5443[20:44] <bagek> according to you?
5444[20:44] <CumWuf> Yeah
5445[20:44] <bagek> why don't you go cry to yoss about it
5446[20:44] <CumWuf> As the king, this is my ruling
5447[20:44] <HAL9000> nobody fucks with billy "the orac" peersats
5448[20:44] <HAL9000> GENUFLECT BEFORE ME
5449[20:44] <WorldPeace> http://67.media.tumblr.com/5e5927fca16ca38e8529166637866a47/tumblr_oft8c72LEq1qdykt6o1_1280.png
5450[20:44] <WorldPeace> peer!
5451[20:44] <WorldPeace> that's his name
5452[20:44] <WorldPeace> i think that was his name
5453[20:44] <WorldPeace> his old name
5454[20:45] <WorldPeace> or something like that
5455[20:45] <CumWuf> It seems like Benjamin Gornto yeah
5456[20:45] <CumWuf> He's an uppity little fat-fat
5457[20:45] <HAL9000> yeah thats him for sure
5458[20:45] <bagek> yea fuck that guy
5459[20:45] <WorldPeace> why did you follow us here, HAL9000?
5460[20:45] <WorldPeace> what do you want from us?
5461[20:45] <HAL9000> i was here first
5462[20:45] <CumWuf> Matius told them that I'm here, so he joined
5463[20:45] <HAL9000> now fuck off
5464[20:45] <CumWuf> Using my old nickname
5465[20:45] <HAL9000> its MY NICK, punk
5466[20:45] <CumWuf> I dunno why they're all obsessed with me
5467[20:45] <HAL9000> go fuck a ladyboy
5468[20:46] <bagek> because you're beautiful ond
5469[20:46] <bagek> how can anyone help themselves
5470[20:46] <CumWuf> I have a few theories but that's not one of them
5471[20:46] <HAL9000> yes, i wish to bask in your glory
5472[20:46] <HAL9000> MY HEEEROOOO
5473[20:46] <CumWuf> There's something really pathetic about people who use my old nicknames 
5474[20:46] <HAL9000> teach me the ways of the mongoloid
5475[20:47] <CumWuf> I guess they admire me?
5476[20:47] <bagek> like how you've registered Casey's names?
5477[20:47] * HAL9000 is now known as Ond
5478[20:47] <bagek> do you love him?
5479[20:47] <CumWuf> All those old folks are enormous losers so I could see that being the case
5480[20:47] <Ond> Hi guys, just here masturbating at my desk.
5481[20:47] <CumWuf> They want so badly to not be a fat loser & they think by using my old nicknames they will be given special powers and respect
5482[20:48] <CumWuf> No, bagek 
5483[20:48] <bagek> and you want casey so hard and so good
5484[20:48] <bagek> all night baby
5485[20:48] <CumWuf> I said no, dumb bitch
5486[20:48] <CumWuf> I registered his nicknames because they are my property
5487[20:48] <casey> Lol
5488[20:48] <bagek> because he's your property
5489[20:48] <CumWuf> I don't use his nicknames, I just ghost him
5490[20:48] <CumWuf> See
5491[20:49] <bagek> or specifically his butthole
5492[20:49] <CumWuf> I couldn't imagine using someone else's nickname like that
5493[20:49] <bagek> you want it
5494[20:49] <Ond> Yes, very rude.
5495[20:49] <CumWuf> I'd never do something like that
5496[20:49] <CumWuf> Just as a matter of pride
5497[20:49] <CumWuf> It's so pathetic seeing people use my old nicknames in some weird attempt at impersonation
5498[20:49] * Ond is now known as Harold
5499[20:49] <CumWuf> Of course they never succeed
5500[20:50] * Harold is now known as Ond
5501[20:50] <CumWuf> I could use any nickname and people will know who I am
5502[20:50] <CumWuf> My identity transcends nicknames
5503[20:50] <bagek> skeet skeet skeet
5504[20:50] <CumWuf> Some people tho, like this Benjamin Gornto
5505[20:50] <CumWuf> No shame
5506[20:50] * csy (~Casey@516E39AC.E75F0E51.309A4DDF.IP) has joined #thegentlemanloser
5507[20:50] * ChanServ sets mode: +v csy
5508[20:50] <bagek> ooooh Casey I love ghosting all over your back and in your mouf
5509[20:50] <CumWuf> Not funny
5510[20:50] <CumWuf> Anyway, this Benjamin Gornto should be eliminated
5511[20:50] <casey> lol
5512[20:51] <Ond> Really, I am Ond.
5513[20:51] <CumWuf> casey you want to do the honrs?
5514[20:51] <Ond> Please k-line this weak imposter.
5515[20:51] <CumWuf> You'll never succeed, Ond
5516[20:51] <CumWuf> You can't be me no matter how hard you try
5517[20:51] <Ond> I have already succeeded.
5518[20:51] <Ond> Your butthurt is legendary.
5519[20:51] <CumWuf> Sure haven't
5520[20:51] <CumWuf> casey, I'll make you a deal
5521[20:51] <Ond> You've been crying for fifteen minutes.
5522[20:52] <CumWuf> You ban this Benjamin Gornto and I'll give you back your nicknames
5523[20:52] <Ond> In fact, we are all tired of your sandy vagina woes.
5524[20:52] <Ond> Please fuck off.
5525[20:52] <CumWuf> I don't use periods to terminate lines of text in IRC
5526[20:52] <CumWuf> Again, you'll never succeed to impersonate me
5527[20:52] <CumWuf> You can't be me, fat boy
5528[20:52] <bagek> how can he ban anyone?
5529[20:52] <Ond> Because you are a fraud with poor mastery of grammar and punctuation.
5530[20:52] <CumWuf> casey is an op
5531[20:52] <bagek> he's got voice
5532[20:53] <Ond> I am the original.
5533[20:53] <bagek> uuhhhh
5534[20:53] * bagek checks again
5535[20:53] <Ond> IGNORE THAT RETARD BEHIND THE CURTAIN!
5536[20:53] <bagek> nope
5537[20:53] <CumWuf> Did Yossarian remove casey's ops?
5538[20:53] <bagek> maybe
5539[20:53] <bagek> I dunno
5540[20:53] <casey> Yeah because I fucked up the topic once I think idk
5541[20:53] <CumWuf> 00:54 -NickServ(services@services.slashnet.org)- casey is realname
5542[20:53] <CumWuf> 00:54 -NickServ(services@services.slashnet.org)- Is using nickname: csy
5543[20:53] <CumWuf> Huh interesting
5544[20:53] <casey> Please fix yossarian
5545[20:53] <CumWuf> Anyway how about a three way deal
5546[20:54] <bagek> oooo
5547[20:54] <CumWuf> If you ban him I'll give casey back his nicknames, bagek 
5548[20:54] <Ond> No thanks, I don't do fag stuff.
5549[20:54] <bagek> a three way
5550[20:54] <Ond> Sucking my dick doesn't make you any less of a man, CumWuf.
5551[20:54] <bagek> but Casey has his csy name
5552[20:54] <bagek> and eyeballin
5553[20:54] <Ond> It's more about status and dominance.
5554[20:54] <CumWuf> I own eyeballin actually
5555[20:54] <CumWuf> And 6 other nicknames of his
5556[20:54] * csy (~Casey@516E39AC.E75F0E51.309A4DDF.IP) Quit (Ping timeout)
5557[20:54] <Ond> The world needs delta class citizens like you, too.
5558[20:55] <CumWuf> Again, I don't terminate lines of text in IRC with periods
5559[20:55] <CumWuf> Take a closer look
5560[20:55] <Ond> Imposter.
5561[20:55] <bagek> I don't know that I can trust your word
5562[20:55] <casey> Casey is the only registered Nick I've used any time recently
5563[20:55] <bagek> so
5564[20:55] <CumWuf> You'll never be me fat boy
5565[20:55] <CumWuf> bagek, I am a trustworthy individual
5566[20:55] <bagek> barely
5567[20:55] <Ond> Sorry, I can't make out your meaning without proper punctuation.
5568[20:56] <bagek> you still have me banned in ##totse?
5569[20:56] <Ond> Subnormal.
5570[20:56] <CumWuf> I like how your typing speed slowed drammatically, Ond
5571[20:56] <Ond> A real subnormal faggotmonster.
5572[20:56] <CumWuf> Because you are unfamiliar with typing like an adult
5573[20:56] <CumWuf> bagek, oh
5574[20:56] <CumWuf> I abandoned that channel
5575[20:56] <bagek> well
5576[20:56] <bagek> you banned me for no reason
5577[20:56] <CumWuf> But I should probabyl start a new channel since I can't filter out these fat tards who are obsessed with me
5578[20:56] <bagek> so
5579[20:56] <bagek> I don't do what you say
5580[20:56] <CumWuf> Nah, I banned you for a good reason
5581[20:56] <bagek> no 
5582[20:57] <CumWuf> ya
5583[20:57] <CumWuf> Anyway, setting that aside
5584[20:57] <CumWuf> I'm making a deal with you. A three-way deal
5585[20:57] <Ond> Nope.
5586[20:57] <bagek> you had no reason other than you were too lazy to debate with me
5587[20:57] <Ond> NO DEAL.
5588[20:57] <Ond> TWO NERDS ENTER, ONE NERD LEAVES
5589[20:57] <CumWuf> Just ban Benjamin Gornto and I'll give casey back all six of his precious nicknames
5590[20:57] <CumWuf> casey, tell her how much you want your nicknames back
5591[20:57] <bagek> because you really suck at rhetoric 
5592[20:57] <CumWuf> "eyeballin" was an amazing nickname
5593[20:58] * CumWuf is now known as WhiteKing
5594[20:58] * csy (~Casey@516E39AC.E75F0E51.309A4DDF.IP) has joined #thegentlemanloser
5595[20:58] * ChanServ sets mode: +v csy
5596[20:58] * ChanServ sets mode: +v WhiteKing
5597[20:58] <Ond> You've been crying for 26 minutes now.
5598[20:58] <Ond> What's it like, being a little drama queen bitch?
5599[20:58] <WhiteKing> Get the fuck out, Benjamin Gornto
5600[20:58] <WhiteKing> You don't want to end up like your friend Billy Stark
5601[20:58] <WhiteKing> AKA citronym@gmail.com
5602[20:58] <Ond> Same guy, remember.
5603[20:59] <WhiteKing> AKA email is present in password dumps
5604[20:59] <WhiteKing> Just walk away
5605[20:59] <WhiteKing> Put the drink down and take your leave
5606[20:59] <WhiteKing> Oh I also own the nickname "harold"
5607[20:59] <WhiteKing> I should have ghosted Benjamin when I had the chance!
5608[20:59] <Ond> Jeez, I guess I better do what he says, or face a harshly worded email.
5609[20:59] <Ond> Bye guys!
5610[20:59] <WhiteKing> csy, tell bagek how much you want your nicks back
5611[21:00] <WhiteKing> Don't get your fat stuck in the door hinge
5612[21:00] * bagek is now known as bagel
5613[21:00] * ChanServ sets mode: +oa bagel bagel
5614[21:00] <Ond> I'm gone now, guys.
5615[21:00] * exchgr (~exchgr@cloak-D3C0D237.nyc.res.rr.com) has joined #thegentlemanloser
5616[21:00] <Ond> Cowering in the corner.
5617[21:01] <Ond> Sure am sad I messed with WankKing.
5618[21:01] <WhiteKing> I can still smell your pussy
5619[21:01] <WhiteKing> You need to go all the way out
5620[21:01] * Ond rues this day
5621[21:02] * csy (~Casey@516E39AC.E75F0E51.309A4DDF.IP) Quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
5622[21:02] <Ond> Maybe someday our children will fix this first between us.
5623[21:02] <Ond> (If you can ever find a human female to reproduce with)
5624[21:02] <WhiteKing> My children will piss on your grave
5625[21:02] <Ond> Sorry, i meant "rift',
5626[21:02] <Ond> My fingers are so fat I have typing issues.
5627[21:02] <bagel> when little WhiteKings and little Onds can play in peace
5628[21:03] <WhiteKing> Welp I guess little casey is never getting his nicknames back
5629[21:03] <WhiteKing> Oh well, you had the chance
5630[21:03] <WhiteKing> Gave you a fair deal
5631[21:03] * Ond cowers
5632[21:03] <Ond> plee don whip me too hard, massa
5633[21:04] <bagel> was there a time limit on the deal?
5634[21:04] <bagel> I wasn't aware of that
5635[21:04] <WhiteKing> Needs to be banned immediately for impersonation and spam, and not belonging
5636[21:04] <WhiteKing> He's just here to snoop and imitate me
5637[21:05] <bagel> if you want him gone so bad have a cry to yossarian again
5638[21:05] <WhiteKing> As anyone from those other channels 
5639[21:05] <Ond> Please ban this imposter before he besmirches my good name any further.
5640[21:05] <Ond> I AM THE REAL OND!
5641[21:05] <WhiteKing> Yossarian has made his intent plain 
5642[21:05] <Ond> As is immediately obvious.
5643[21:05] <WhiteKing> He will only op females and is otherwise hands-off
5644[21:05] <bagel> and that is?
5645[21:05] <bagel> that's right
5646[21:05] <WorldPeace> which one is the real ond?
5647[21:05] <bagel> me n HTS are like his Charlie's angels
5648[21:06] <Ond> Get this troll a little plastic sand shovel for his leaky invagination.
5649[21:06] <WhiteKing> The real Ond doesn't terminate sentence fragments with periods, WorldPeace 
5650[21:06] <bagel> laaaaalaalaa laaalaaaaalalaaalalaaa
5651[21:06] <WhiteKing> That's cool, bagel 
5652[21:06] <WhiteKing> No sweat off my sack
5653[21:06] <bagel> what if I just ask him nicely to leave?
5654[21:06] <WhiteKing> casey will just never get his great nicknames back
5655[21:06] <bagel> hey Ond you want to go home?
5656[21:07] <Ond> I'm already home.
5657[21:07] * Ond farts on all the pillows
5658[21:07] <bagel> hey 
5659[21:08] <bagel> don't mess up my shit
5660[21:08] <Ond> Shut it, cunt.
5661[21:08] <Ond> This is my channel now.
5662[21:08] <Ond> You can all leave.
5663[21:08] <bagel> bwahahahahaha
5664[21:08] <bagel> IT'S ALIIIIIVE
5665[21:08] <Ond> I DEMAND SATISFACTION
5666[21:09] <Ond> DEAR DRDINK, PLEASE BAN ALL USERS EXCEPT ME
5667[21:09] <Ond> Ond.net
5668[21:09] <Ond> Has a nice ring to it.
5669[21:09] <WhiteKing> Too bad you're fat and dumb
5670[21:09] <bagel> SURE DOEA
5671[21:10] <Ond> Yes, that is a shame.
5672[21:10] <WhiteKing> Stick a sock in it and get the hell out
5673[21:10] <Ond> Oh, the humanity.
5674[21:10] * Ond watches your vagina burst into flames
5675[21:10] <WhiteKing> What kind of name is Gornto anyway? Italian?
5676[21:10] <WhiteKing> And you're 45 years old?
5677[21:10] <WhiteKing> Sheesh
5678[21:10] <Ond> Yeah, sounds Italian.
5679[21:11] <WhiteKing> How does it feel to be talking to people 20 years your junior on the internet
5680[21:11] <WhiteKing> Must feel creepy
5681[21:11] <Ond> Super creepy.
5682[21:11] <Ond> I prefer the company of fifteen year old boys, to be honest.
5683[21:11] <Ond> Do the math on that for me, with your Visual Basic code.
5684[21:11] <WhiteKing> You look like someone who would
5685[21:11] <bagel> you're 25 already Brandon?
5686[21:11] <bagel> dang
5687[21:12] <WhiteKing> Yeah
5688[21:12] <WhiteKing> I'm an adult
5689[21:12] <bagel> one more year and your body will begin to degrade
5690[21:12] <WhiteKing> Nah
5691[21:12] <WhiteKing> I'm immortal
5692[21:12] <Ond> Immortal and mentally crippled, now thats irony.
5693[21:13] <WhiteKing> My person will continue to ripen
5694[21:13] <bagel> 26 onwards your body begins to die
5695[21:13] <WhiteKing> That's a rough number
5696[21:13] <bagel> nah dude
5697[21:13] <WhiteKing> Take hraold for example, he barely started growing facial hair
5698[21:13] <WhiteKing> He is essentially 12
5699[21:13] <bagel> you've reached your sell-by-date
5700[21:13] <WhiteKing> He's achieved less than the average 12 year old
5701[21:13] <bagel> he has facial hair
5702[21:13] <WhiteKing> As a side note, I own all of his nicknames
5703[21:13] <bagel> what you talking bout
5704[21:13] <WhiteKing> And I will own them forever
5705[21:14] <WhiteKing> Unlike females bagel, males actually continue to be worth something after the age 25
5706[21:14] <WhiteKing> My worth will continue for some time
5707[21:14] <bagel> maybe in society
5708[21:14] <bagel> but physically
5709[21:14] <bagel> entropy begins
5710[21:14] <WhiteKing> It's well established that males become more attractive to females with age
5711[21:14] <WhiteKing> I don't need to worry for a while
5712[21:15] <bagel> well established
5713[21:15] <WhiteKing> As a male
5714[21:15] <bagel> like balding
5715[21:15] * csy (~Casey@A7DC04E9.8C694965.309A4DDF.IP) has joined #thegentlemanloser
5716[21:15] * ChanServ sets mode: +v csy
5717[21:15] <WorldPeace> how do you know about harold's facial hair, bagel 
5718[21:15] <WhiteKing> Females like maturity. Real females, anyway
5719[21:15] <WhiteKing> That was me, WorldPeace 
5720[21:15] <WhiteKing> He said so himself
5721[21:15] <WorldPeace> huh
5722[21:16] <bagel> balding and potbellies
5723[21:16] <bagel> so hot
5724[21:16] <bagel> oh and back hair?
5725[21:16] <Ond> oh and butt hair?
5726[21:17] <WhiteKing> YOu're not a real female, bagel 
5727[21:17] <WhiteKing> You wouldn't know anything about it
5728[21:17] <WhiteKing> Please stop trying
5729[21:17] <Ond> PLease learn to type, REtard.
5730[21:17] <WhiteKing> The symbols for Iceland's political parties are gay
5731[21:17] <WhiteKing> http://icelandmonitor.mbl.is/elections2016/
5732[21:17] <bagel> what's the defining features if a REAL female?
5733[21:17] <bagel> I have all of the physiological features
5734[21:17] <WorldPeace> big breasts
5735[21:17] <WhiteKing> They could've come up with better symbolism with $100 on Fiverr
5736[21:18] * bagel sets mode: +o csy
5737[21:18] <bagel> there
5738[21:18] <bagel> now Casey can decide
5739[21:18] <WhiteKing> csy, you ban Benjamin and you get your nicks back
5740[21:18] <WhiteKing> Simple as that
5741[21:18] <WorldPeace> csy 
5742[21:18] <WorldPeace> how's your facial hair?
5743[21:18] <WhiteKing> I will give you the nicknames back one at a time on a weekly interval
5744[21:18] <Ond> (Billypeer)
5745[21:18] <WhiteKing> The nicknames "harold" and "eyeballin" will be given last
5746[21:18] <WhiteKing> As insurance
5747[21:19] <bagel> that wasn't a feature of the deal
5748[21:19] <WhiteKing> Just became one
5749[21:19] <bagel> all at once or not at all 
5750[21:19] <WorldPeace> no bagel 
5751[21:19] <WhiteKing> I'm an expert dealmaker
5752[21:19] <WorldPeace> you aren't involvedi n this
5753[21:19] <Ond> How about I trade you a handful of shit for shutting the fuck up?
5754[21:19] <WhiteKing> Yeah you just DQd yourself, bagel 
5755[21:19] <bagel> not if you keep changing it
5756[21:19] <WhiteKing> If you want to be part of the deal then my fly is open so to speak
5757[21:19] <WorldPeace> this is grown men business, bagel 
5758[21:19] <WorldPeace> no place for a little girl
5759[21:19] <bagel> then what am I?
5760[21:20] <bagel> I'm not a real female or a man?
5761[21:20] <Ond> mmm, transbagel
5762[21:20] <WorldPeace> trannies are real women
5763[21:21] <Ond> I would suck the cheese off of bagels dick.
5764[21:22] * csey (~Casey@A7DC04E9.8C694965.309A4DDF.IP) has joined #thegentlemanloser
5765[21:22] * csey (~Casey@A7DC04E9.8C694965.309A4DDF.IP) Quit (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by WhiteKing)))
5766[21:22] <Ond> Please ban this Benjamin Grotno immediately.
5767[21:22] <bagel> OI DINGLEBERRY
5768[21:22] <WhiteKing> Oh I forgot to mention
5769[21:22] <Ond> It's a rational transaction.
5770[21:22] <WhiteKing> I will ruthlessly enforce my property rights
5771[21:23] <Ond> One life for millions.
5772[21:23] * csy (~Casey@A7DC04E9.8C694965.309A4DDF.IP) Quit (Ping timeout: 182 seconds)
5773[21:23] * csey (~Casey@A7DC04E9.8C694965.309A4DDF.IP) has joined #thegentlemanloser
5774[21:23] * csey (~Casey@A7DC04E9.8C694965.309A4DDF.IP) Quit (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by WhiteKing)))
5775[21:23] <WhiteKing> Oh well you had your chance
5776[21:23] * csey (~Casey@A7DC04E9.8C694965.309A4DDF.IP) has joined #thegentlemanloser
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5778[21:23] <Ond> WhiteKing must be sacrificed to protect the integrity of the half-white race.
5779[21:24] <bagel> his virginal blood will satiate the God
5780[21:24] <Ond> The streets will run red with the blood of his endlessly dripping vagina.
5781[21:25] <WhiteKing> And with that I'm gonna open a beer
5782[21:26] <WhiteKing> I'm 80% sure that I'm getting sick
5783[21:26] <Ond> Try a high protein tonsil wash.
5784[21:26] <WhiteKing> I could use a good excuse to not go to work this week
5785[21:26] <Ond> It's the lastest homopathic rememdy from Korea.
5786[21:26] * csy (~Casey@A7DC04E9.8C694965.309A4DDF.IP) has joined #thegentlemanloser
5787[21:26] * ChanServ sets mode: +v csy
5788[21:26] <WhiteKing> csy, your nicknames are great!
5789[21:26] <WhiteKing> I'm really enjoying them 
5790[21:28] <WhiteKing> And now I will drink my current favorite beer
5791[21:28] <Yossarian> Childrennnnnn?
5792[21:28] <WhiteKing> It's entitled "SPaten Optimator"
5793[21:28] <bagel> oh look
5794[21:28] <bagel> daddy's awake
5795[21:28] <WhiteKing> Don't worry I'm not gonna bother making any rational suggestions
5796[21:28] <WhiteKing> Only females get ops here
5797[21:28] <WhiteKing> Not gonna waste my time
5798[21:29] <WhiteKing> Oo this beer were good tho
5799[21:29] <bagel> what kind
5800[21:29] <WhiteKing> Spaten Optimator god damnit
5801[21:29] <WhiteKing> Learn to read ya dumb lady
5802[21:29] <WhiteKing> Fuck sake
5803[21:30] <bagel> hey now
5804[21:30] <WhiteKing> As part of the anti-deal, I'm going to be especially abuseive
5805[21:30] <WhiteKing> abusive
5806[21:30] <WhiteKing> Oh well you had your chance
5807[21:30] <bagel> more so than usual?
5808[21:30] <Ond> You said that already, crybaby.
5809[21:31] <WhiteKing> No I didn't Benjamin
5810[21:31] * Ond takes your candy and throws it in the gutter
5811[21:31] <Ond> * csey (~Casey@A7DC04E9.8C694965.309A4DDF.IP) Quit (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by WhiteKing)))
5812[21:31] <Ond> <WhiteKing> Oh well you had your chance
5813[21:31] * csy (~Casey@A7DC04E9.8C694965.309A4DDF.IP) Quit (Ping timeout: 243 seconds)
5814[21:31] <Yossarian> I'm confused.
5815[21:31] * Yossarian holds his hand out
5816[21:31] <Yossarian> Who wants opioids?
5817[21:31] <WhiteKing> Yossarian, this guy from another network is stalking me / impersonating me
5818[21:31] <bagel> Brandon is cranky Ben is here
5819[21:31] <WhiteKing> Just the usual
5820[21:32] <WhiteKing> They're obsesswed with me
5821[21:32] <Yossarian> Ond, you should buy Wargame: Red Dragon.
5822[21:32] <Yossarian> It's quite a good strategy game.
5823[21:32] <WhiteKing> I hate dragons
5824[21:32] <Yossarian> The title doesn't give it dragons. It's a reference to being able to play some Asian nations.
5825[21:33] <WhiteKing> Huh... maybe I will
5826[21:33] <WhiteKing> I'm still buying a lot of shit
5827[21:33] <WhiteKing> I do like orientals
5828[21:33] <Yossarian> BLUFOR is USA, UK, AZNAC (cheer, bagel), Canada, South Korea, Japan, Israel
5829[21:33] <Yossarian> feel like I'm missing somebody
5830[21:34] <WhiteKing> They should include North Korea
5831[21:34] <Yossarian> Oh, East Germany and the Scandinavians countries.
5832[21:34] <WhiteKing> Taiwan, China?
5833[21:34] <WhiteKing> Hm
5834[21:34] <WhiteKing> Damn I'm good, it is peer WorldPeace bagel 
5835[21:34] <Yossarian> OPFOR: USSR, China, North Korea, Czech, Poland, West Germany
5836[21:35] <bagel> wtf dude you didn't figure it out
5837[21:35] <bagel> mock did
5838[21:35] <Yossarian> mockturtle?
5839[21:35] <WhiteKing> bagel, open your ears
5840[21:35] <WhiteKing> I was the first person to suggest that it was peer
5841[21:35] <WhiteKing> Ok? Clear?
5842[21:35] <Yossarian> Alice in Wonderland mock turtle or mockturtle military-mockturtle totse?
5843[21:35] <WhiteKing> Cool
5844[21:35] <WhiteKing> Now shut your bitch ass up
5845[21:36] <Yossarian> WhiteKing, North Korea is a favorite REDFOR country of mine.
5846[21:36] <Yossarian> They have a Mig-29 that has like too much napalm for some reason.
5847[21:36] <Yossarian> It's like, yeah, let's take the world's best gen 4 fighter and put napalm as a loadout, fuck it.
5848[21:38] <Yossarian> they're going to add Finland and Yugoslavia to OPFOR soon
5849[21:38] <Yossarian> Finland should be fucking boss, I hope they get an anti-tank team with 20mm Lathi anti-material rifle.
5850[21:39] * wmt (~wmt@cloak-F06D5814.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined #thegentlemanloser
5851[21:39] * ChanServ sets mode: +v wmt
5852[21:39] <Yossarian> I hope it has 2 or 3 AP power, too
5853[21:40] <WhiteKing> Yeah Adrian Peterson is pretty good
5854[21:40] <Yossarian> Canada's Recce recon/sniper team has a .50 caliber rifle that does 1 AP damage but all the .50/12.5mm machine guns don't have any AP power
5855[21:40] <Yossarian> now some of the 14mm russian ones have 0.75 AP power which is gud, BTR/BDRM spam
5856[21:42] <Yossarian> So, why are you kids stealing names on slashnet?
5857[21:42] <WhiteKing> 01:42 <&smOth> plz gline immed.
5858[21:42] <WhiteKing> This is Benjamin Gornto begging ops to ban me
5859[21:42] <Yossarian> That doesn't sound nice.
5860[21:42] <WhiteKing> While imitating me on another network
5861[21:42] <WhiteKing> How pathetic
5862[21:44] <Ond> Now shut your bitch ass up.
5863[21:44] <Yossarian> The game is pretty intutitive. You get 60 points (55 if you pick a multi nation/coalition deck like Canada + USA = NORAD) to construct an army
5864[21:44] <Ond> And stop copying me!
5865[21:45] <Ond> Next time I tell Mom, then you're in big trouble.
5866[21:45] <WhiteKing> How does it feel to be 45 years old and begging for someone to be banned while imitating the same person on another network, Benjamin?
5867[21:45] * WhiteKing is now known as BenjaminGornto
5868[21:45] <Ond> ITS FEELS WONDERFUL!
5869[21:45] <Ond> SO INVIGORATING!
5870[21:45] <Ond> Do you know what these words mean?
5871[21:45] <Yossarian> Each unit is a card, sometime you can get multiple cards depending on the unit. If it is a prototype, you can't... because it is a prototype, so you only get one card. 
5872
5873Depending on the unit, ywith one card you might be able to spawn/buy 10 of them in game
5874[21:45] * pepe (Mibbit@3FBE4528.99AFD53D.3CCDE87E.IP) has joined #thegentlemanloser
5875[21:46] <BenjaminGornto> You should find better sources of invigoration than pretending to be someone who is worth a damn, Ond
5876[21:46] <Yossarian> All militia units are prototyped to make sure nobody just spams infantry
5877[21:46] <Yossarian> and all infantry come with an infantry carrier. You can pick between truck, IFV, or helicopter sometimes. Depends on the country.
5878[21:46] <pepe> today was a good day
5879[21:46] <bagel> next time I finger your butt
5880[21:46] <pepe> i didnt have to use 
5881[21:46] <pepe> my ak
5882[21:47] <Yossarian> USA gets the Bradley, UK gets different things, Canada has LAVs, West Germany gets Marder & Marder 2s
5883[21:48] <pepe> tanks are for chumps
5884[21:49] <Yossarian> Tell that to my Challenger 2.
5885[21:49] <Yossarian> bitch
5886[21:50] <pepe> explosives vs tanks
5887[21:50] <pepe> explosives win
5888[21:50] <pepe> no i dont care if you call in mine resistant
5889[21:50] <pepe> nothing is explosive proof
5890[21:50] <Yossarian> if it is HEAT, then yes
5891[21:50] <Yossarian> otherwise some marginal damage
5892[21:50] <BenjaminGornto> What a creepy old shit Benjamin Gornto is
5893[21:51] <Yossarian> but you're not going to fire like a 155mm shortie HE rounds at a Challenger 2 and do damage to it, actually you'll probably die after you fire
5894[21:52] <Yossarian> an aircraft could drop a 1000kg explosive on the tank or nearby and deal it some damage
5895[21:52] <Yossarian> but my AA nets are tight, son
5896[21:52] <Yossarian> the only thing I could see exploding a high end armored tank like the Challenger 2 or Leclerc is North Korea's B5 bomber that drops a 3000kg explosive
5897[21:52] <pepe> EFPs
5898[21:52] <Yossarian> a direct hit might do the trick
5899[21:52] <pepe> nuff said
5900[21:53] <pepe> i think i have a cactus needle lodged in my ass cheek
5901[21:54] <Yossarian> but it flies so slow, it has no ECM
5902[21:54] <pepe> meh
5903[21:55] <pepe> my point still stands
5904[21:55] <pepe> tanks are for chumps
5905[21:55] <pepe> people that dont want to get out into the field
5906[21:55] <Yossarian> Okay, so play the game and don't place any tanks in your deck?
5907[21:55] <pepe> and the usa and every other country has more than they need of them
5908[21:55] <pepe> and what do tanks do? fight other fucking tanks
5909[21:55] <pepe> thats it
5910[21:55] <pepe> no you have to place tanks in the deck
5911[21:55] <pepe> my point is we have enough of them
5912[21:55] <Yossarian> No you don't.
5913[21:55] <pepe> we need more specialized units and training than tanks
5914[21:56] <Yossarian> You could build an airborne or naval deck.
5915[21:56] <pepe> we have a shitton of abrams
5916[21:56] <Yossarian> In the same respect I don't have to put any aircraft in the deck if I don't want to.
5917[21:56] <pepe> nigga
5918[21:56] <Yossarian> Some nations, they don't really have any helicopters of note.
5919[21:56] <pepe> the us has more tanks than any other country
5920[21:56] <pepe> they have been a high ticket budget item for a couple of decades
5921[21:57] <Yossarian> So when I build decks for them, I pick a helicopter for the 1 point slot under HELI
5922[21:57] <pepe> are you on some vidya gayme shit now
5923[21:57] <pepe> jesus
5924[21:57] <Yossarian> I'm still confused.
5925[21:58] <Yossarian> That's what I've been talking about this entire time.
5926[21:58] <pepe> welp i walked in 2 late
5927[21:58] <BenjaminGornto> Eliminate "Ond"
5928[21:58] <Yossarian> So Ond invited some blonde little shit into the network and channel?
5929[21:58] <pepe> im just gonna drink beer and try to catch up
5930[21:58] <pepe> also was it a girl
5931[21:58] <BenjaminGornto> Matius invited Benjamin Gornto
5932[21:59] <BenjaminGornto> Who likes to imitate me
5933[21:59] <pepe> tits or gtfo
5934[21:59] <Ond> Which one am I again?
5935[21:59] <pepe> the retarded one
5936[21:59] <Ond> AH, right.
5937[21:59] * Ond orders up some Asian callgirls to make him feel better
5938[22:01] <BenjaminGornto> Ban him
5939[22:01] <Ond> BenjaminGornto, please stop dragging your crybaby drama into this AOL chat while adults are trying to enjoy a discourse.
5940[22:01] <pepe> A discourse in debauchery 
5941[22:01] <pepe> whos drinking with me
5942[22:01] <Yossarian> Ond doesn't end online sentences with periods. He uses the 'texting' format of communication.
5943[22:01] <Ond> Pretty sure posing as another person is a violation of the TOS.
5944[22:01] <Yossarian> Which is, grammar but no periods.
5945[22:02] <pepe> pretty sure i can tell ond from anyone else
5946[22:02] <Ond> I don't want to have to call the Internet Police and have your IP backtraced.
5947[22:02] <pepe> lol
5948[22:02] <pepe> thats not ond
5949[22:02] <Yossarian> GOOD LUCK HE'S BEHIND SEVEN PROXIESSSSSSS
5950[22:02] <BenjaminGornto> I have a distinct writing voice
5951[22:02] <BenjaminGornto> People usually know it's me in short time
5952[22:02] <Yossarian> or wahtever
5953[22:02] <Ond> I AM THE SUPERIOR OND
5954[22:02] <BenjaminGornto> And I make no effort to hide my identity
5955[22:02] <pepe> ond never uses caps
5956[22:02] <Yossarian> bagel, who is who?
5957[22:02] <Ond> ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES
5958[22:02] <pepe> ya tool
5959[22:03] <Ond> uber Ond
5960[22:03] <BenjaminGornto> "Ond" is some 45 year old creep from another network pretending to be me
5961[22:03] <Ond> the master racist
5962[22:03] <pepe> speaking of tool
5963[22:03] <pepe> MUSIC TIME
5964[22:03] <Yossarian> Also, why did Matius act a goddamn full?
5965[22:03] <Yossarian> erm
5966[22:03] <BenjaminGornto> Because Matius likes to talk about people
5967[22:03] <Yossarian> Also, why did Matius act a goddamn fool?
5968[22:04] <BenjaminGornto> I can picture it exactly
5969[22:04] <BenjaminGornto> "Hey guys Ond is on this other network in this channel!"
5970[22:04] <BenjaminGornto> "Come check it out!"
5971[22:04] <BenjaminGornto> God damn Matius is an annoying fag
5972[22:04] <Ond> Then the crowd files in.
5973[22:04] <Ond> See the Amzing Retard Boy.
5974[22:04] <Ond> Only 35 cents admission, folks.
5975[22:04] <Yossarian> So BenjaminGornto is Ond and Ond is some guy named Benjamin Gornto.
5976[22:05] <Ond> Watch him eat his own toe.
5977[22:05] <BenjaminGornto> Correct
5978[22:05] <Yossarian> pepe is... I have no idea.
5979[22:05] <Ond> Well, you got one letter of the name right.
5980[22:05] <Ond> Keep trying.
5981[22:06] <Yossarian> Ond uses an instance from amazon aws as his eggdrop/proxy/thing to connect his devices to.
5982[22:06] <Yossarian> This feels too much like Clue. The board game.
5983[22:06] <pepe> pepe is 
5984[22:06] * pepe feelsgoodman
5985[22:06] <Yossarian> I'm going to inhale nicotine and shit for a minute or two.
5986[22:06] <Ond> Ond, in the library, with the giant candlestick that smells like anus.
5987[22:06] <BenjaminGornto> I'm Ond. We used to assault people in SAMP with harold, JukeboxHero, and DSR
5988[22:07] <BenjaminGornto> You eliminated many individuals with a helicopter at one juncture
5989[22:07] <Yossarian> Which was hilarious
5990[22:07] <BenjaminGornto> We used to play various video games including Empire Earth
5991[22:07] <Ond> Thats common knowledge.
5992[22:07] <Yossarian> but I need a cigarette
5993[22:07] <Yossarian> brb
5994[22:07] <Ond> Your mother has a birthmark on her left thigh.
5995[22:07] <Ond> It looks vaguely like a strawberry.
5996[22:07] <Ond> There is a mailbox here...
5997[22:07] <pepe> hey who remembers OX29A
5998[22:08] <BenjaminGornto> Not "Ond" because he does not belong here
5999[22:08] <BenjaminGornto> He literally knows no one other than Matius / bagel
6000[22:08] <Ond> Fuck off, fat boy.
6001[22:08] <BenjaminGornto> Everyone else knows Ox29A of course
6002[22:08] <Ond> I've known foamy for about 14 years, dumbass.
6003[22:08] <BenjaminGornto> Or foamy
6004[22:08] <BenjaminGornto> Certain individuals who like to frequent other locales
6005[22:09] <BenjaminGornto> Benjamin Gornto has never had any affiliation with our community
6006[22:09] <Ond> I was the original CmdrTaco
6007[22:09] <Ond> You know exactly fuck-all.
6008[22:09] <BenjaminGornto> Wrong community fat bitch
6009[22:09] <bagel> why wouldn't you welcome more activity?
6010[22:09] <bagel> it has been rather quiet in here
6011[22:09] <BenjaminGornto> He's here to snoop and imitate me
6012[22:09] <BenjaminGornto> He has no fucking purpose here
6013[22:09] <BenjaminGornto> God damn just ban him already
6014[22:09] <pepe> im just gonna put this out there since we are saying old names
6015[22:09] <pepe> meta is dead
6016[22:10] <pepe> and h0ppinlowrider should be dead
6017[22:10] <bagel> bans are for bots
6018[22:10] <BenjaminGornto> For sure?
6019[22:10] <Ond> What is your purpose? To bitch and whine like a crippled puppy?
6020[22:10] <bagel> free speech forever
6021[22:10] <Ond> You are wildly successful.
6022[22:10] <pepe> lol no i wish meta was dead
6023[22:10] <BenjaminGornto> Yeah well, you can take your pick because I'm not gonna tolerate some creep snooping on my activities
6024[22:10] <pepe> and hoppin fucking should be
6025[22:10] <Ond> Cum at me, bro.
6026[22:10] <BenjaminGornto> You can keep Benjamin Gornto's precious activity
6027[22:10] <foamy> Hi
6028[22:10] <foamy> I'm foamy
6029[22:10] <pepe> hi foamy
6030[22:10] <Ond> hi foamy
6031[22:10] <pepe> do you know who i am
6032[22:10] <foamy> Friend of friendos
6033[22:10] <Ond> Ond here
6034[22:10] <BenjaminGornto> ^ not Ond
6035[22:11] <BenjaminGornto> < Ond
6036[22:11] <Ond> from #thegenitalloser
6037[22:11] * pepe is now known as ibm
6038[22:11] <foamy> Hey ond long time no speak
6039[22:11] <ibm> faggots
6040[22:11] <BenjaminGornto> Oh pepe is ibm?
6041[22:11] <foamy> How's life
6042[22:11] <BenjaminGornto> That change my perspective significantly
6043[22:11] <Ond> Howdy.
6044[22:11] * ibm is now known as pepe
6045[22:11] <BenjaminGornto> Life is good thanks
6046[22:11] <pepe> lol
6047[22:11] <Ond> No complaints, I suppose.
6048[22:11] * bagek (~AndChat72@4A44E7F8.F2241360.E1C815BF.IP) has joined #thegentlemanloser
6049[22:11] <Ond> How you been?
6050[22:11] <pepe> oh fuck off ond
6051[22:12] <pepe> also
6052[22:12] <pepe> murder/suicide
6053[22:12] <foamy> Who is the real ond
6054[22:12] <Ond> Why don't they make Fleshlights in my size?
6055[22:12] <BenjaminGornto> I am the real Ond
6056[22:12] <foamy> This is like that episode of Star Trek
6057[22:12] <foamy> With two captain kirks
6058[22:12] <BenjaminGornto> "Ond" is peer/sm0th from that other network
6059[22:12] <Ond> NO, I AM THE REAL OND!
6060[22:12] <pepe> i wonder where PJB is at
6061[22:12] <Ond> This other one is a witch.
6062[22:12] <Ond> I demand justice.
6063[22:12] <BenjaminGornto> Yeah PJB disappeared when #totse closed
6064[22:12] <Ond> PREPARE A BONFIRE
6065[22:13] <pepe> im surprised ramfuk hasnt brought a bunch of chanfags over here
6066[22:13] <BenjaminGornto> There were a few people who were super active at that time
6067[22:13] <bagek> don't you think ond would own his own nicks
6068[22:13] <BenjaminGornto> Who was that Canadian meth head...
6069[22:13] <WorldPeace> hi friends i'm back
6070[22:13] <Ond> Excellent point.
6071[22:13] <BenjaminGornto> bagek, I've used many nicknames over the years
6072[22:13] <bagek> considering he owns all Casey's nicks
6073[22:13] <pepe> canadian meth head
6074[22:13] <pepe> hmm
6075[22:13] * Ond is now known as Wren
6076[22:13] <BenjaminGornto> Dsomething
6077[22:13] <pepe> idk
6078[22:13] <pepe> wheres 449 at
6079[22:13] <WorldPeace> 449 is like...
6080[22:13] <WorldPeace> i'm not sure if i can tell you
6081[22:13] <WorldPeace> who are you, pepe?
6082[22:13] <pepe> did he cut his dick off
6083[22:13] <foamy> O I don't know sm0th
6084[22:13] <pepe> im ibm
6085[22:13] <WorldPeace> oh
6086[22:14] <WorldPeace> 449 got mixed up with some bad folks on 4chan
6087[22:14] <foamy> How does he kno me
6088[22:14] <BenjaminGornto> Dunno
6089[22:14] <pepe> oh wunderbar
6090[22:14] <pepe> did he go /pol/tard 
6091[22:14] <WorldPeace> he had like some kind of mystery illness too
6092[22:14] <BenjaminGornto> fourfournine was famous on 4chan
6093[22:14] <WorldPeace> no, he was a bit of an icon on /soc/
6094[22:14] <WorldPeace> llol yeah
6095[22:14] <pepe> oh man
6096[22:14] <pepe> soc people are fucking weird
6097[22:14] <WorldPeace> and then some mean kids on there found him
6098[22:14] * bagel (~AndChat72@D26E8927.B2DF7C42.E1C815BF.IP) Quit (Ping timeout)
6099[22:14] <pepe> shouldve had a gun nigger
6100[22:14] <WorldPeace> and he got investigated by some govt agency
6101[22:14] * Wren is now known as Ond
6102[22:14] <WorldPeace> because those mean kids used his skype to plan ddos or something
6103[22:14] * bagek is now known as bagel
6104[22:15] <BenjaminGornto> Heh, didn't know that but the guy was such a fuckass he probably deserved it
6105[22:15] * ChanServ sets mode: +oa bagel bagel
6106[22:15] <WorldPeace> he was probably in on it, but he cried and said he was dying and didn't know anything about it
6107[22:15] * csy (~Casey@71D82E12.E75F0E51.309A4DDF.IP) has joined #thegentlemanloser
6108[22:15] * ChanServ sets mode: +v csy
6109[22:15] <WorldPeace> but he was probably the leader of it
6110[22:15] <foamy> Warweed got busted too
6111[22:15] <pepe> lolol
6112[22:15] <pepe> why didnt they just send cp to his skype
6113[22:15] <pepe> foamy when
6114[22:15] <foamy> He was selling shit on SR
6115[22:15] <pepe> recently or his before busts?
6116[22:15] <pepe> yeah
6117[22:15] <foamy> The original SE
6118[22:15] <pepe> guns to fucking israel
6119[22:15] <foamy> SR
6120[22:15] <WorldPeace> saints row
6121[22:15] <foamy> Lol no
6122[22:15] <pepe> he got away with it by giving someone up
6123[22:15] <pepe> from what ive heard
6124[22:15] <WorldPeace> yeah
6125[22:15] <foamy> That's made up
6126[22:15] <pepe> is he charged then?
6127[22:16] <pepe> got a arrest record?
6128[22:16] <pepe> i know his real name
6129[22:16] <pepe> and would love to see him finally get it
6130[22:16] <pepe> he pulled some bitch ass shit in his crime career
6131[22:17] <foamy> U mean James f.v
6132[22:17] <foamy> F.?
6133[22:17] <foamy> That's not even his real name
6134[22:17] <pepe> yes
6135[22:17] <WorldPeace> h0ppinglowrider
6136[22:17] <foamy> He's just a narc bitch
6137[22:17] <pepe> exactly
6138[22:17] <pepe> thats why id like to see him charged
6139[22:17] <pepe> he gave up a ton of people
6140[22:17] <BenjaminGornto> There was some other guy back in the day who scammed everyone
6141[22:17] <WorldPeace> and who was that one albanian in like illinois who got caught with a bunch of pills
6142[22:17] <WorldPeace> kwstag?
6143[22:17] <pepe> do you know about his stabbing?
6144[22:18] <pepe> and the car racing thing foamy?
6145[22:18] <BenjaminGornto> Exactly WorldPeace !
6146[22:18] <foamy> No Pepe
6147[22:18] <BenjaminGornto> Can never remember his name
6148[22:18] <pepe> that was before SR
6149[22:18] <foamy> I just know what I heard from other SR admins
6150[22:18] <pepe> he was tied up in some gang shit n car racing
6151[22:18] <pepe> wrecked a bmw car
6152[22:18] <WorldPeace> he got mixed up with some bad dudes
6153[22:18] <pepe> got stabbed and gave someone up
6154[22:18] <WorldPeace> they were tricking out cars and using them to hijack semi trucks
6155[22:18] <pepe> while being in the hospital
6156[22:18] <WorldPeace> turns out he was an undercover cop
6157[22:18] <foamy> I was an op on the SILC chat for SR so I was privy to a lot of dramas
6158[22:18] <WorldPeace> but he respected the leader of the gang so much that he let him get away in the end
6159[22:18] <WorldPeace> and ludacris was in it
6160[22:19] <foamy> Who world WorldPeace
6161[22:19] <pepe> you know nobody probably said the truth in there foamy right
6162[22:19] <WorldPeace> brian spillner, foamy 
6163[22:19] <WorldPeace> that was his real name
6164[22:19] <foamy> Who warweed?
6165[22:19] <WorldPeace> yeah when he was car racing
6166[22:19] <pepe> his wife had a facebook page he was using for awhile
6167[22:19] <foamy> Pepe ya I know
6168[22:19] <pepe> or his baby mama or w/e
6169[22:20] <foamy> Lots of bullshit but that's how I know most of what we "know" is bullshit
6170[22:20] <pepe> you know
6171[22:20] <pepe> fuck most of the drama people
6172[22:20] <pepe> the people id like to see again is JoePedo and stateofhack
6173[22:20] <WorldPeace> they were both cops
6174[22:20] <pepe> smart ones if they were
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6176[22:21] <WorldPeace> they were playing both sides
6177[22:21] <pepe> encouraging shit
6178[22:21] <pepe> pretty standard wrap
6179[22:21] <foamy> ya my theory is warweed has been a narc from the getgo
6180[22:21] <pepe> how he got mod
6181[22:21] <pepe> i never fucking understood
6182[22:21] <foamy> well its easy to understand
6183[22:22] <foamy> when u understand totse was just a shithole forum
6184[22:22] <foamy> that was mainly frequented by shitheads
6185[22:22] <pepe> and shit promotes shit
6186[22:22] <foamy> but ya warweed was always phishing for info in the SR SILC
6187[22:23] <foamy> i told everyone not to trust him because best case scenario he's an idiot that vends using a clearnet alias and will get busted and rat everyone out
6188[22:23] <foamy> and worst case he's just a narc
6189[22:23] <pepe> canada was part of the five eyes program wasnt it?
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6191[22:23] <pepe> dat logging
6192[22:23] <WorldPeace> hey can you idiots stop talking about retarded shit for a while?
6193[22:23] <WorldPeace> sorry i didn't mean that
6194[22:24] <pepe> what you meant was
6195[22:24] <WorldPeace> keep talking about retarded shit. i'll just pay attention to something else until you're done
6196[22:24] <pepe> i cant talk about anything productive
6197[22:24] <pepe> so im not adding to anything
6198[22:24] <BenjaminGornto> Ban Benjamin Gornto, bagel 
6199[22:24] <pepe> thanks for the info worldpeace
6200[22:24] <BenjaminGornto> The real one, not me
6201[22:24] <BenjaminGornto> The 45 year old
6202[22:24] <WorldPeace> don't get on the ships, pepe http://www.metatech.org/wp/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/nordics-nazis.jpg
6203[22:24] <WorldPeace> lol no way he's 45
6204[22:25] <pepe> bruh have you been surfing /x/
6205[22:25] <BenjaminGornto> A lot of those shits in pr*k are > 40
6206[22:25] <bagel> why
6207[22:25] <bagel> what's in it for me
6208[22:25] <Ond> Do it, cunt.
6209[22:25] <Ond> BAN THE IMPOSTER
6210[22:25] <BenjaminGornto> I promise to visit Australia and cum in your face someday
6211[22:25] <BenjaminGornto> If you ban Benjamin now
6212[22:26] <bagel> OMG
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6214[22:26] * bagel quickly gets lining
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6219[22:26] * You were kicked by BenjaminGornto (Sayonara)
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6221[22:26] * Unable to join channel (address is banned)
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