· 6 years ago · Mar 23, 2019, 05:18 PM
1My nephew made me mad so he left these in my room with a multiple choice question lmfao, you still love me right, yes, little yes,
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3The bat with the gat, it’s rainy as hell and it’s boring as fuck, I wish a hood nibba would come shoot this bitch up, boo nibba said the cat with the gat, gimme all yo shit pr you getting clapped, he left in a hurry while smoking some gas, only thing he left was his soundcloud, that shit was ass,
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5Insulting Putin may now land you in jail under a new Russian law, hey, I’ve seen this one I’ve seen this one, it’s a classic,
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7When you’re friend’s last name is ford and he keeps getting distracted when you’re telling him a story, ford focus,
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9Person, does literally anything, psychology nibbas, hmm,
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11Another one, The dust,
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13Thanos, ant-man,
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15What not to do at a funeral,
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17Your score 85%, you failed passed the exam, required score, 85%,
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19Soon there’ll only be 7 planets left, cause I’m gonna destroy Uranus,
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21Stan lee watching everyone talk about how ant man is going to defeat thanos by crawling into his asshole,
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23Mom finds family pit bull dragging 7 month old baby by her diaper after house goes up in flames, they had us in the first half not gonna lie,
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25When your girl gossips to you and you low key interested, and men be so deep into the tea, too they start helping you connect the dots and all, lmao,
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27When your Kahoot name is a pornstar so your teacher either has to leave you in the game or admit to watching porn, outstanding move,
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29Don’t worry, it’s not a pyramid scheme, a pyramid scheme,
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31Me, whips out a mad powerful Yu-gi-oh card, everyone else at the casino poker table,
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33When pirate jean Lafitte saw the governor advertising a $500 reward for his capture, Lafitte offered $5,000 for the capture of the governor, outstanding move,
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35The constant lingering belief that everyone is secretly making fun of me, me attempting to be social,
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37The nine lives of tom,
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39What do you mean you ate from the tree of knowledge, I asked you guys not to do that,
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41Everybody, everybody, gay, as all things should be,
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43We keep saying mods are gay yet we’re making memes about a dude going in another dude’s asshole,
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45Japan, I attacked USSR, I just bombed Pearl Harbor,
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47Calling racists racist is racist say racists, mods are gay,
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49Hit or miss, I guess they never miss huh, you got a boyfriend I bet he doesn’t kiss ya, chick fil a, I hate Israel,
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51Small game developer, starts relatively successful game series, EA,
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53Repair and name, stone, stone infinity, enchantment cost 4, what did it cost,
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55Air is free, sunlight is free, rain is free, wind is free, how do I profit from this bros, go outside,
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57Thanos, ant-man,
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59Some 3rd world country, I just found some gooey black stuff, the united states,
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61Siblings fighting, crappy mic, barking dogs, no push to talk, father shouting, mom vacuuming, latino kid in voice chat,
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63Airport security, no liquids allowed, me, dehydrated water, just add water,
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65Like this image to instantly have a girlfriend,
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67Thanos prepares defenses against ant-man, circa 2019,
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69The letter I, exists, the pixar lamp, I’m about to end this man’s whole career,
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71Fuck it, pig on the roof, fuck it, pig on the roof,
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73If you guess the animal, You become my girlfriend, a horse,
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75Can I touch your wenis, haha it’s the skin on your elbow,
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78Thanos, ant man,
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80JK rowling, Fantastic beasts characters,
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82Big fan of this picture of a veterinarian showing a cat how fat he is,
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84Random guy in Hiroshima, why are there two suns, the same guy, 0.0001 seconds later,
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86Japan, bombs pearl harbor, america, you’ve ching’d your last chong,
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88Weed, now that I have your attention, mark’s lawn care,
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90That guy who always upvotes, my weird meme formats,
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92Stalin, welcome back comrade, you’ve been in a coma for 24 years, patient, oh boy I can’t wait to see my favorite 20 million people,
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94Thanos’s butthole, exists, ant man, nice place nibba,
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96When you have a new hat and someone mentions it and you feel nice,
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98Thanos, pulls down pants to take a shit, ant man,
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100My grandfather told me that when my grandma gets mad at him he tightens the pickle jar lid so she’ll have to talk to him, I want that,
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102My dad, my, same inherent character flaws,
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104Germany, Maginot line,
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106No one, literally no one, not a single soul, I promise you, tall people,
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108Types of headache, migraine, hypertension, stress, when someone uses the wrong you’re,
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110When you sneeze near an anti-vax kid at school, you are about to destroy child, are you sure, yes, yes,
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112Me trying to listen to my own advice,
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114Thanos when he feels ant-man expanding and shrinking repeatedly in his ass,
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116Thanos, an arrow with ant man on it, hawkeye,
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118This is what your water bottle sees at 3 am when you are dry af,
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120I’m thankful for all of the different ways that we can eat potatoes,
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122People who slap the top of the door frame as they walk through, everyone else,
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124Bisexuals literally only ant two things and it’s fucking disgusting,
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126Subtitles, national anthem, deaf people,
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128At least someone’s doing ok, breaking news, local stingray in great mood, The water is nice and warm and his flappy parts very flappy indeed,
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130Her, he’s probably thinking about other girl, him, why is this person taking our picture,
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132Swedish car be like, kjerchoo,
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134Charlemagne when he took power, skidaddle, skidoodle, your society is now feudal,
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136Elmer’s school glue, Heinz, tomato ketchup,
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138Ignoring the failures of past military forces, big bird launches a land assault on Russia in the dead of winter,
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140This is a risk I’m willing take, beware of dog,
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142Retail employees, susan, karen,
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144I guess my brain is just really big, what else is really big, I thought you’d never ask, the mongol empire,
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146God, creates humans, humans, create lego star wars three, the clone wars, god, now that’s what I’m talking about,
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148Alright, who the heck is whispering during silent reading time,
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150You can have two million dollars but your worst enemy gets 10 million dollars, would you accept it, why or why not, Yes, I would definitely want 12 million dollars,
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152Her side of the bed versus your side,
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154Everybody google florida man, followed by your birthday, florida man, august 22nd and tell me what you get mine is florida man tries to attack neighbor with tractor,
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156Quentin tarantino, so i’m making this new movi-, white actors who wants to say the n word,
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158Water when it reachers 100 degrees Celsius,
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160David, plays a secret chord, the lord,
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162It’s over anakin I have the highground, oh, I don’t think so, oh, I think so, I hate you,
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164Me, slightly opens window at 11pm, every single bug in a 5 mile radius, it’s free real estate,
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166Chinese emperor, stop bringing opium in our country, UK envoy, ok, King Edward seventh, what did the emperor say, UK envoy, something in Chinese, I don’t know what,
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168October 13th 2013 So sick of walmart employees having the worst attitude towards customers, its not my fault walmart is the only place that would hire you, April 26, 2016 started new job at walmart,
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170Iron boots, Protection three, feather falling four,
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172App size 12 MB, playstore, please clear 456 MB from internal storage,
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174Fernando Robinson, dads are like boomerangs, I hope,
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176RIP to all the xbox 360 avatars that will never wake up,
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178No one, endermen, I’m taking this cube thing with me,
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180What’s an empty old suit of armor doing in the driver seat of this pick up, maybe he went out for the knight,
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182IS room,
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184Ancient greece, does literally anything, ancient rome, write that down, write that down,
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186Student, wears one earbud during free time, teacher, enemy spotted,
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188What fucking savage does their math homework in pen,