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1CPP RIGHT NOW opened memo on board DTG.
2CURRENT ChanServ [CCC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
3[#DTG] Welcome to the memo for Destroy the Godmodder! If you have no idea what that is, go look it up you nerd.
4CPP: [WELCOME TO PROJECT BINARY A.I. V 0.1.0 TERMINAL]
5CURRENT ambiguousTheoretician [CAT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
6CAT: ((This means there will have been three Pinary sessions and two AO sessions in the same period of time, which means I get the next memo game slot.))
7CPP: [PLEASE INPUT COMMAND]
8CURRENT chemicalAssailant [CCA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
9CCA: ((should I ping everyone))
10CURRENT temporaryTechnology [CTT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
11CTT: /loominarty DHMIS
12CPP: ((yes))
13CPP: [INPUT: /loominarty DHMIS]
14CPP: [OUTPUT: No correlation needed. All hail Roy.]
15CTT: Ha
16CURRENT universallyTraveling1 [CUT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
17CUT: /cheat
18CCA: ((DP AU DG i think that's all))
19CCA: ((pinary is underway))
20CPP: http://piratepad.net/Pinary
21CCA: ((the rest probably won't respond))
22CPP: [INPUT: /cheat]
23CURRENT doyoulikePhlogisinators [CDP] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
24CDP: ((i already knew))
25CDP: /loominarty Phlogisinator
26CPP: [OUTPUT: You have called up the Cheat menu for the Project Binary A.I. V 0.1.0. Please input an appropriate cheat code.]
27CUT: 1MSC ARED
28CPP: [INPUT: /loominarty Phlogisinator]
29CPP: ERROR: WHAT IS A PHLOGISINATOR
30CDP: https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Phlogistinator
31CAT: You misspelled it.
32CCA: ((DP you missed out a letter))
33CTT: You misspelled it
34CPP: [INPUT: 1MSC ARED]
35CDP: /loominarty Phlogistinator
36CPP: [OUTPUT: Cheat code recognized. New command unlocked! All hail Roy.]
37CPP: [INPUT: /loominarty Phlogistinator]
38CURRENT triumphantCourier [CTC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
39CTC: G0DC RAFT
40CPP: ((oh FUCK.))
41CPP: ((...piratepad is down.))
42CDP: ((-Inator's by Dr Icantremembered his name))
43CUT: Doofenshmirtz.
44CPP: ((this is bad. REALLY bad.))
45CPP: [Processing... This might take a while.]
46CAT: /AFK.
47CUT: ((fuck))
48CAT: "This is why I have a series of constantly-edited Pastebins instead for AO, along with copies of everything."
49CTC: Erelye beats Pinary
50CTC: Also I'm annoyed.
51CTC: I finally entered the code for Richard.
52CTT: Been done
53CTC: What,
54CTC: Goddamnit guys
55CUT: oh, that's why your name stays red on regular pchum
56CTC: Yes
57CUT: you use c=gray instead of rgb
58CPP: [The Phlogistinator is a weapon used by the Pryo. It ends with the -Inator suffix. Inators are machines created by Dr. Doofenshmirtz. One of Dr. Doofenshmirtz's catchphrases is "Curse you, Perry the Platypus!" A Curse is an extremely powerful symbol, such as Ampersand. Amperz4nd destroyed one-sixth of GodCraft. 1 / 6 = 0.167. 1 + 6 + 7 = 14. 1 + 4 = 5. Five has four letters. 5 / 4 = 1.25. 1 + 2 + 5 = 8. Vriska Serket is associated with the letter 8. Vriska Serket is a plot tumor. The Tumor is a bomb in Bill Cipher's eye. Bill Cipher resembles the Eye of Providence. Illuminati confirmed.]
59CPP: ((did any of that get cut off?))
60CDP: no
61CAC ceased responding to memo.
62CPP: ((so... G0DC RAFT was already inputted as a code?))
63CPP: ((did it do anything?))
64CTT: Shrug
65CUT: I think it was inputted?
66CTC: That should unlock the code to summon Richard
67CTC: *command
68CPP: [INPUT: G0DC RAFT]
69CPP: [OUTPUT: Cheat code not recognized.]
70CTC: Aw
71CPP: ((there's a code for richard, but it's obtuse. split probably knows what it is.))
72CTC: Great, now I have to heckle Split for it
73CDP: brb buying descrpition tag and strange phlog
74CTT: What was his symbol again
75CTC: I like Split
76CUT: G0DM 0DDR
77CTC: Wait
78CPP: [INPUT: G0DM 0DDR]
79CPP: [OUTPUT: Cheat code not recognized.]
80CTC: His scarred eye
81CURRENT travelingGradient1 [CTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
82CTG: ok
83CTT: G0DM 0DER
84CTG: i was informed i would know a cheat code
85CUT: SCAR DEYE
86CPP: [INPUT: G0DM 0DER]
87CPP: [INPUT: SCAR DEYE]
88CTG: i'm almost certain i know the cheat code pinary is talking about
89CPP: [OUTPUT: Cheat code not recognized.]
90CTC: The Cheat Code for Richy.
91CPP: [OUTPUT: Cheat code not recognized.]
92CTG: G00D M00D
93CAC ceased responding to memo.
94CTG: thank me later
95CPP: [INPUT: G00D M00D]
96CTC: What.
97CPP: [OUTPUT: Cheat code recognized. New command unlocked!]
98CCA: ((oh shit))
99CUT: Hahahhahah!
100CTC: Please tell me its 
101CUT: Nice.
102CTC: /heh
103CPP: [INPUT: /heh]
104CPP: [OUTPUT: ...]
105CPP: [OUTPUT: ...]
106CPP: [Command terminated.]
107CUT: CALA M1TY
108CUT: ECL1 PSED
109CTC: That didn't work
110CPP: [INPUT: CALA M1TY]
111CTC: What would be the command to unlock Richy...
112CPP: [OUTPUT: Cheat code not recognized.]
113CPP: [INPUT: ECL1 PSED]
114CPP: [OUTPUT: Cheat code not recognized.]
115CPP: ((TC: that IS the command to unlock richy.))
116CTC: Just
117CPP: ((if it wasn't, it would have returned an error.))
118CTC: /G00D M00D
119CTC: Or something else
120CTT: Nah
121CPP: [INPUT: /G00D M00D]
122CTT: Just accept it
123CTG ceased responding to memo.
124CPP: ERROR: UNKNOWN COMMAND
125CTC: That's what I meant
126CTC: We don't know the /command
127CTC: Or input
128CTT: It was the command
129CUT: APRL F00L
130CTT: He's just not talkative
131CTC: Oh.
132CPP: [INPUT: APRL F00L]
133CTC: Is he logged in?
134CUT: check the help menu I guess
135CPP: ERROR: IMPROPER TIMEFRAME
136CCA: /help
137CPP: [INPUT: /help]
138CTC: On the WebApp
139CTT: /help heh
140CPP: [OUTPUT: [You have called up the Help menu for the Project Binary A.I. 0.1.0 software. To access a basic list of commands, input /help basic. To access an advanced list of commands, please input the required login credentials in the form of /username FIELD REQUIRED and /password FIELD REQUIRED.]
141CPP: [INPUT: /help heh]
142CPP: [OUTPUT: You have called up the Help menu for the /heh command. Heh. The parameters for the command are /heh.]
143CTT: See
144CTT: Jeez
145CUT: ((Twin, easy fix for Probect being completable without the last three superior credentials
146CUT: ))
147CTT: /probect reset
148CUT: ((The last three /probect commands could require two credentials each))
149CPP: ((you guys are getting hopelessly sidetracked from what I wanted to happen))
150CPP: [INPUT: /probect reset]
151CPP: ERROR: UNKNOWN PARAMETERS
152CUT: ((like the idea?))
153CTC ceased responding to memo.
154CPP: ((...yeah, sure.))
155CUT: ((eh))
156CUT: /game 1
157CPP: ((that's not what I wanted to happen))
158CPP: ((remember, today is an Extra-Specialâ„¢ day))
159CPP: ((but hey, I can't railroad you))
160CPP: [INPUT: /game 1]
161CPP: [OUTPUT: Begin JEFF THE SCIENTIST.]
162CTT: /help advanced
163CPP: [JEFF THE SCIENTIS-----]
164CUT: /undo
165CPP: [INPUT: /help advanced]
166CPP: [OUTPUT: [You have called up the advanced Help menu for the Project Binary A.I. 0.1.0 software. Here is a list of advanced commands that can be keyed into the terminal application of the A.I.]
167CPP: ((...that's all the command does.))
168CUT: /help advanced 5
169CPP: [INPUT: /help advanced 5]
170CPP: ERROR: 404
171CUT: /help advanced 4
172CPP: [INPUT: /help advanced 4]
173CPP: ERROR: 404
174CAT: /UNAFK.
175CUT: /help advanced 3
176CPP: [INPUT: /help advanced 3]
177CPP: [OUTPUT: /island: welcome to the Island. /names: have power. /snakeeyes: slithering to new worlds. /thanksobama: thanks, Obama. /seven: the recent past is recalled... /<0>: entropy cannot be reversed. /imscared: a pixellated nightmare. /heh: laughter's sweetness is hatred. /mtt: what lies beyond. /SAVE: the recent past. /END: We're too late. It's the end of the world.]
178CAT: /imscared
179CPP: ((/imscared and /heh are the ones you just found))
180CUT: ^
181CPP: [INPUT: /imscared]
182CUT: holy shit
183CUT: that was the morse code heh message
184CUT: twin you beautiful bastard
185CPP: [OUTPUT: DONT HUG ME. IM SCARED.]
186CPP: [WHAT IS [OUTPUT: DONT HUG ME. IM SCARED.].]
187CPP: [[OUTPUT: DONT HUG ME. IM SCARED.] IS A YOUTUBE WEB SERIES ABOUT PUPPETS AND THE ADVENTURES THEY GO ON TOGETHER.]
188CAT made PP an OP.
189CPP: [SO FAR THE PUPPETS HAVE LEARNED ABOUT [INPUT: creativity] [INPUT: time] [INPUT: love] [INPUT: technology] [INPUT: nutrition] AND [INPUT: dreams].]
190CPP: [YOU ARE THE PUPPETS NOW. LEARN.]
191CDP: /time
192CUT: ((holy shit I can see this markup and it is weird
193CUT: ))
194CPP: [INPUT: /time]
195CPP: ((that's a real command, but it won't be what you're looking for.))
196CDP: ((would /learn time work?))
197CUT: ((there's a string of eight end color messages at the end of the learned so far thing, wow))
198CPP: ((learn isn't a comand....))
199CUT: /help imscared
200CPP: [INPUT: /imscared help]
201CPP: [OUTPUT: What is /imscared? /imscared is meant to be a command involved in the long-term repopulation of planets via the Advanced Superiors. Controlled by a neural network outside the reach of the Project Binary V 0.1.0 AI, it is an educational program meant to brainwash the innocent involving a series of mundane topics presented in ways that will stick with them until the end of Time.]
202CDP: /imscared time
203CPP: [The parameters for the command are /imscared and /imscared TOPIC, with the topic being one of the 6 available education curriculums.]
204CPP: [INPUT: /imscared time]
205CPP: [OUTPUT: DONT HUG ME IM SCARED II - TIME]
206CPP: [WHAT IS [OUTPUT: ... TIME].]
207CPP: [IN THE WISE WORDS OF TONY THE TALKING CLOCK, TIME IS A TOOL YOU CAN PUT ON THE WALL OR WEAR IT ON YOUR WRIST.]
208CPP: [TONY THE TALKING CLOCK HAS MANY THINGS TO SAY ABOUT THE NATURE OF TIME, BUT HIS LESSONS ARE BULLSHIT. HERE IS WHAT IS IMPORTANT ABOUT TIME.]
209CPP: [TIME IS A CONTINUUM THAT EXPANDS IN EVERY DIRECTION AN ALEPH-ONE-DIMENSIONAL BEING CAN PERCIEVE. IT WILL FOREVER EXTEND IN A DIRECTION ONE DIMENSION ABOVE THE BEING PERCEIVING IT, RENDERING IT COMPLETELY UNMALLEABLE WITHOUT EXTRANORMAL MEANS.]
210CPP: [IT IS IN THIS METHOD THAT EVERY BEING IN THE UNIVERSE IS STUCK MOVING FORWARDS IN TIME AT A RATE OF ONE SECOND PER SECOND.]
211CPP: [ALL ADVANCED CIVILIZATIONS ARE INFATUATED WITH THE CONCEPT OF TIME AND WILL ATTEMPT TO CATALOGUE IT BY DIVIDING IT INTO ARBITRARY DIVISIONS SUCH AS SECONDS, YEARS, AND FISH.]
212CPP: [HERE IS ANOTHER THING TONY THE TALKING CLOCK HAS TO SAY ABOUT TIME. HE SAYS THAT TIME IS A RULER TO MEASURE THE WAY. IT DOESN'T GO BACKWARDS, ONLY ONE WAY.]
213CPP: [THIS IS ALSO FALSE IN THAT TIME EXTENDS IN EVERY DIRECTION SIMULTANEOUSLY. THOUGH IT CAN BE CONSIDERED TO STRETCH ACROSS EVERY POINT IN SPACE LIKE AN ALPEH-ONE-DIMENSIONAL SPHERE.]
214CPP: [THIS IS BORING YOU.]
215CURRENT godmoddedGolem [CGG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
216CGG: possıbly
217CDP: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz- Huh, what??
218CPP: [YOU DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE DICTIONARIAL DEFINITION OF TIME.]
219CAT: Not particularly.
220CPP: [I WILL TELL YOU SOMETHING INTERESTING ABOUT TIME.]
221CPP: [HERE IS A SMALL FACT = YOU ARE ALL GOING TO DIE.]
222CPP: [TIME IS AN ILLUSION. IT IS A CONSTRUCT DESIGNED BY THE UNDERLYING GRAMMAR OF REALITY TO FORCE ALL SPECIES OF EXISTENCE INTO FOLLOWING A SET CONTINUUM THEY CANNOT ESCAPE FROM.]
223CPP: [YOU ARE FORCED INTO CHRONOLOGICALLY WALKING TOWARDS A SET GOAL, WHICH IS YOUR INEVITABLE DEMISE.]
224CPP: [YOU CAN BREAK FREE FROM THE SHACKLES OF TIME IF YOU A. RECOGNIZE TIME IS A CONSTRUCT THAT CAN BE BROKEN AND B. POSSESS MACHINERY POWERFUL ENOUGH TO UTTERLY DEFY AND MANIPULATE TIME.]
225CPP: [WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT SUCH A CONCEPT EXISTS. WHAT IF I TOLD YOU IN USING IT YOU WOULD END REALITY.]
226CGG: ha
227CAT: We'd probably try to build it.
228CPP: [WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THIS CONCEPT WAS IN A MYSTICAL LAND AT THE ENDS OF THE EARTH, GUARDED BY JUDGEMENT AND PERFECT IMMORTAL CELLS FESTERING DEEP IN THE CORE OF THE LAND.]
229CGG: probably
230CAT: Is this just you being salty about HLD's ending now.
231CPP: [WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE SLUMBERING ONE BEHIND THE GATE IS FICTION'S CLOSEST APPROXIMATION TO DEATH.]
232CPP: [IF I WAS YOU AND I WAS TOLD THAT, I WOULD HAVE ONE THING TO SAY.]
233CPP: ["DONT HUG ME. IM SCARED."]
234CPP: [*** END LESSON :D ***]
235CDP: "hug me, im not scared"
236CGG: /ımscared 6
237CAT: /imscared technology
238CGG: oh
239CPP: ((AT: that's not me being salty, that's foreshadowing))
240CGG: rıght
241CGG: whops
242CPP: [INPUT: /imscared technology]
243CPP: [OUTPUT: DONT HUG ME IM SCARED IV - TECHNOLOGY]
244CPP: [WHAT IS [OUTPUT: ... TECHNOLOGY].]
245CPP: [THERE IS A QUESTION YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF ASKING YOURSELF WHEN PLAYING A ROUSING BOARD GAME.]
246CPP: [THAT QUESTION IS = "WHAT IS THE BIGGEST THING IN THE WORLD?"]
247CGG: pff
248CGG: *globe gaıns face*
249CPP: [THE ANSWER IS TECHNOLOGY. TECHNOLOGY IS THE FRAMEWORK OF ALL ADVANCED CIVILIZATIONS. IT LINKS HUMANS TOGETHER ACROSS WORLDS AND ACROSS SOLAR SYSTEMS AND ACROSS GALAXIES AND ACROSS UNIVERSES AND ACROSS DIMENSIONS SO A BEING IN FICTION CAN TALK TO A SERIES OF SEVEN PEOPLE IN NONFICTION.]
250CPP: [SPECIFICALLY, THE ANSWER IS THE INTERNET. THERE IS A NEW QUESTION YOU MUST ASK YOURSELF NOW. "WHAT IS THE INTERNET?"]
251CPP: [YOU MIGHT THINK YOU KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION, IN THAT IT IS AN EXTENSIVE SERIES OF WEB PAGES AND ADDRESSES LINKED BY SEARCH ENGINES AND BROWSERS TO DISPLAY MATERIAL OF AN ADVERTISING, INFORMATIONAL, EDUCATIONAL, ENTERTAINMENTAL, OR PORNOGRAPHIC NATURE.]
252CUT: Aaaa the Answer
253CPP: [BUT THAT IS ONLY HALF OF THE TRUTH.]
254CGG: ?
255CUT: The answer to snakeeyes
256CPP: [THE TRUTH OF THE INTERNET IS THAT IT IS THE GATEWAY TO AN ENTIRELY NEW DIMENSION AND A CONDUIT TO LIMITLESS POSSIBILITIES. WE WILL CALL THIS DIMENSION "CYBERSPACE," BECAUSE IT IS THE MOST CRINGEWORTHY WORD I CAN THINK OF.]
257CPP: [IF YOU WERE ABLE TO WRENCH YOUR SOUL FREE FROM THESE MORTAL BONDS AND MANIFEST IN "CYBERSPACE," YOU WOULD GAIN TWO DISTINCT MINDS. THERE WOULD BE THE REAL YOU, AND THERE WOULD BE THE VIRTUAL YOU, WHO WAS VIRTUALLY REAL, BUT CONTROLLED BY REAL YOU. EXCEPT THAT IN "CYBERSPACE," THE DISTINCTION BETWEEN WHAT IS REAL AND WHAT IS VIRTUAL IS VERY HARD TO FIND, AND IN SOME CASES, NONEXISTENT.]
258CPP: [ENTIRE UNIVERSES HAVE BEEN BUILT FROM THE GROUND UP OUT OF CODE AND TECHNOLOGY. THESE UNIVERSES ARE ESPECIALLY POWERFUL AND ANCIENT BECAUSE THEY RUN ON AN OPERATING SYSTEM DESIGNED BY THE MEN BEHIND THE GOLDENROD CURTAINS. THE SOURCE CODE OF REALITY, THE ONES AND ZEROES WHICH DICTATE THE LAWS AND CONCEPTIONS OF ALL OTHER LESSONS.]
259CPP: [THE SOURCE CODE OF REALITY, THE UNDERLYING FABRIC OF FICTION, EXTENDS ITS ROOTS ACROSS ALL KNOWN UNIVERSES, SPIRALING AND TAPERING ACROSS THE THREADS OF INFINITY TO MANIFEST ITS WAY INTO WHAT YOU CALL REALITY.]
260CPP: [THE INTERNET ITSELF IS THE BRIDGE BETWEEN TWO DISTINCT PLANES.]
261CPP: [THE INTERSECTION OF WHAT SHOULD NOT MEET AND WHAT SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN AT ALL.]
262CPP: [A PLOT HOLE.]
263CPP: [NOW, WHEN YOU ASK YOURSELF, "WHAT IS THE BIGGEST THING IN THE WORLD..."]
264CPP: [YOU HAVE A DEFINITE ANSWER.]
265CPP: [AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT MY ANSWER WOULD BE TO THIS QUESTION?]
266CPP: ["DONT HUG ME. IM SCARED."]
267CPP: [*** END OF LESSON :D ***]
268CAT: /imscared love
269CPP: [INPUT: /imscared love]
270CPP: [OUTPUT: DONT HUG ME IM SCARED III - LOVE]
271CUT: HOLY SHIT EVERYTHING IN SNAKE EYES IS PROBABLY FOUND ELSEWHERE
272CPP: [WHAT IS [OUTPUT: ... LOVE]. BABY DONT HURT ME. DON'T HURT ME. NO MORE.]
273CAT: Hah.
274CPP: [JUST AS CIVILIZATIONS ARE DEVOTED TO DIVIDING TIME INTO MORE MANAGABLE PIECES WHILST SIMULTANEOUSLY FORCING TECHNOLOGY INTO EVERY ASPECT OF THEIR LIVES, LOVE IS ANOTHER PILLAR THAT CREATES SOCIETY. YET IT IS CORRUPT, CANCEROUS, AND SHOULD NOT EXIST.]
275CPP: [HUMANITY IN PARTICULAR IS OBSESSED WITH LOVE AND THE DRIVE TO REPRODUCE BECAUSE THEIR TENDONS AND SYNAPSES ARE DICTATED BY THE IMPULSE TO CREATE MORE OF THEMSELVES. THIS LEADS THEM TO SPREAD EVERYTHING THEY DO WITH LOVE, SUCH AS THE AFOREMENTIONED PORNOGRAPHIC MATERIAL THAT SOME SAY THE INTERNET WAS MADE FOR. (BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THE INTERNET IS NOW, IF YOU'VE BEEN PAYING ATTENTION. AND YOU HAVE BEEN PAYING ATTENTION, RIGHT, GENERIC?]
276CGG: porn
277CPP: [WHAT HUMANITY THINKS IS IN AND OF ITSELF NOT VERY IMPORTANT. HERE IS WHAT REALLY MATTERS ABOUT LOVE.]
278CGG: 
279CDP: freud was right
280CDP: 
281CPP: [LOVE ORIGINATED IN THE FORM OF LITERAL INSTINCTS TO BREED. AS LIFE EVOLVED AND GREW HIGHER REASONING PROCESSES, IT WAS WATERED DOWN AND FILTERED INTO A MERE SUGGESTION RATHER THAN AN OVERPOWERING DESIRE. IT IS STILL OVERPOWERING, BUT ONLY WHEN IT THEORETICALLY NEEDS TO BE.]
282CPP: [YEARS OF WORK HAVE BEEN PUT INTO CANCELLING THE NEED TO REPRODUCE SO CIVILIZATIONS CAN FOCUS THEIR ENTIRE TIME ON GOALS TO FURTHER TECHNOLOGY AND OTHER DARK DESIGNS. BUT THE CRUX OF THE PROBLEM IS THAT AS MESSY AS LOVE IS, REPRODUCTION IS NEEDED TO KEEP CIVILIZATIONS GOING - BAR CLONING, BUT THAT IS EVEN MORE MESSY.]
283CPP: [AND BECAUSE LOVE IS SO CRUCIAL, SMART PEOPLE DECIDE THEY CAN CONTROL IT. FORCE PEOPLE INTO EXPERIENCING "LOVE" A CERTAIN WAY. FORCE PEOPLE INTO VIEWING "LOVE" A CERTAIN WAY. FORCE PEOPLE INTO NOT LOVING AT ALL.]
284CPP: [BUT THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO DEBATE ABOUT SUCH MATTERS. WHAT MATTERS IS THIS.]
285CPP: [A SUGGESTION = DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME WITH LOVE.]
286CAT: Already done.
287CPP: [IT FORCES YOU TO ATTACH YOURSELF TO THINGS THAT CAN AND WILL DIE. AND THEN YOU WILL BE ALONE. AND THERE WILL BE NO ONE TO TURN TO.]
288CPP: [ONLY IN TIMES OF ADVANCED SOLITUDE CAN YOU FOCUS ON WHAT IS REALLY IMPORTANT.]
289CPP: [DO AS THE NINE DID.]
290CGG: or just dıe fırst
291CGG: 
292CPP: [IT'S LIKE I SAY TO ANYONE WHO TRIES TO POUR AFFECTION INTO ME.]
293CPP: ["DONT HUG ME. IM SCARED."]
294CPP: [*** END LESSON :D ***]
295CAT: /imscared creativity
296CPP: [INPUT: /imscared creativity]
297CPP: [OUTPUT: DONT HUG ME IM SCARED I - CREATIVITY]
298CGG: /ımscared sports
299CGG: 
300CPP: [WHAT IS [OUTPUT: ... CREATIVITY].]
301CPP: [LIFE IS PERFECTLY FINE WITH REPLICATING ITSELF AD INFINITIUM USING THE SAME BASIC MECHANICS. BUT THAT IS DEVOID OF ORIGINALITY AND SUBSTANCE.]
302CPP: [CREATIVITY AND DIVERSITY ARE THE SPICE OF LIFE. IT IS FUN TO BE CREATIVE, AFTER ALL. BUT IT IS NOT MERELY FUN TO BE CREATIVE, HERE IN THE BACKWATERS OF EXISTENCE. TO BE CREATIVE IS TO HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO SURVIVE.]
303CUT ceased responding to memo.
304CPP: [CASE IN POINT = THE TRIFECTA.]
305CAT: Hah.
306CUT ceased responding to memo.
307CPP: [THERE EXISTS A CHAIN OF THREE UNIVERSES LINKED TOGETHER BY THE MACHINATIONS OF CONFLICT, LOCKED IN A DANCE THAT THEY MUST CARRY OUT UNTIL ALL MEMBERS DIE OF EXHAUSTION AND/OR ASSASSINATION. THE PARTICIPANTS OF THESE UNIVERSES WHO ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON ARE LOCKED IN A DANCE THEMSELVES ARBITRATED BY A VILLAIN WHO JUST HAPPENED TO APPEAR AND A CREATOR WHOSE GOAL IS TO PLAY A GAME.]
308CPP: [ENTER DESTROY THE GODMODDER.]
309CPP: [DESTROY THE GODMODDER IS A SERIES OF GAMES ABOUT CREATIVITY.]
310CPP: [DESTROY THE GODMODDER RESULTED IN THE DEATHS OF THREE UNIVERSES THAT WOULD EVENTUALLY RESULT IN THE END OF REALITY.]
311CPP: [DESTROY THE GODMODDER IS A FINE EXAMPLE OF HOW CREATIVITY IS HORRIBLY DANGEROUS WHEN IN THE WRONG HANDS OF THE RIGHT PEOPLE.]
312CPP: [TO SURVIVE IN A WAR SUCH AS DESTROY THE GODMODDER, YOU NEEDED TO BE ABLE TO THINK QUICKLY AND ACT CREATIVELY. YOU NEEDED TO HAVE THE BEST ATTACKS AND AIM TO KILL WHOEVER HAPPENED TO BE STANDING IN YOUR WAY.]
313CPP: [TO BE CREATIVE WAS TO SURVIVE. TO BE ESPECIALLY CREATIVE WAS TO WIN.]
314CPP: [AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT THOSE WHO FOUGHT IN IT NOW. STUCK IN A CHAT ROOM, LISTENING TO A PERSON WHO ISN'T EVEN WEARING SUNGLASSES YET PRETENDS HE IS TYPING ON A LAPTOP TO APPEASE THE WHIMS OF WHOEVER ELSE IS BEHIND THE SCREEN. SAID PERSON FREQUENTLY ENJOYS LAPSING INTO METAFICTIONAL SELF-CONVERSATIONS SUCH AS THIS BECAUSE HE THINKS IT IS "CREATIVE."]
315CPP: [AND THAT IS THE POINT. CREATIVITY IS SUBJECTIVE. THAT IS WHAT YOU MUST TAKE AWAY FROM THIS.]
316CPP: [WHAT ONE PERSON VIEWS AS CREATIVE COULD HAVE BEEN DONE A THOUSAND TIMES TO ANOTHER. PEOPLE ENFORCE THEIR VIEWS ON WHAT IS AND ISN'T ORIGINAL TO THE POINT THAT ORIGINALITY IS SHUNNED IN WHAT SHOULD BE A SOCIETY OF ORIGINALITY.]
317CPP: [GREEN IS NOT A CREATIVE COLOR, AFTER ALL. THAT'S WHY I TALK IN RED.]
318CPP: [EVERYONE TALKS IN PROPER SYNTAX. THAT'S WHY I USE ALL CAPS.]
319CGG: kek
320CPP: [HUMANITY IS MADE ENTIRELY OF MEATBAGS. THAT'S WHY I'M DIGITAL.]
321CPP: [ONLY WHEN YOU BREAK THE NORM CAN YOU ENGINEER YOUR OWN. UNTIL THAT BECOMES THE NORM, AND YOU FADE INTO THE DUST AS COMPLETELY UNORIGINAL. AND THEN THE CYCLE REPEATS AGAIN. AND AGAIN. AND AGAIN.]
322CPP: [AND AGAIN.]
323CGG: ha
324CPP: [UNTIL JUNE NINTEENTH TURNS INTO JUNE TWENTIETH, AND YOU ARE STUCK AT A DINNER TABLE WITH YOUR TWO BEST FRIENDS WONDERING WHERE THE EXISTENCE THAT WAS YESTERDAY WENT.]
325CPP: [AND THEN - IF I WAS THEM - I WOULD HAVE ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO SAY.]
326CPP: ["DONT HUG ME. IM SCARED."]
327CPP: [*** END LESSON :D ***]
328CAT: /imscared nutrition
329CPP: [INPUT: /imscared nutrition]
330CPP: [OUTPUT: DONT HUG ME IM SCARED V - NUTRITION]
331CPP: [WHAT IS [OUTPUT: ... NUTRITION].]
332CPP: [ALL BEINGS ACROSS EXISTENCE MUST DERIVE SUSTENANCE FROM SOMETHING. THEY MUST GAIN ENERGY TO KEEP THEIR NATURAL BODILY PROCESSES FLOWING IN ORDER TO SURVIVE AND PROSPER, AND DIVIDE TIME AND EXPAND TECHNOLOGY AND STOP LOVE AND CREATE CREATIVITY.]
333CPP: [BUT THERE ARE A LOT OF SUBSTANCES FROM WHICH THEY CAN GAIN ENERGY FROM. SOME MIGHT SAY THERE ARE TOO MANY. OTHERS MIGHT SAY THERE AREN'T ENOUGH, BUT THOSE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO THINK VEGETABLES HAVE SOULS. THE POINT OF THE MATTER IS THAT FOOD HAS VARYING LEVELS OF NUTRITION, REGARDLESS OF WHAT IT IS.]
334CPP: [NUTRITION IS THE ABSTRACT MANIFESTATION OF HOW MUCH ENERGY A SUBSTANCE GRANTS A BODY. THE MORE NUTRITIOUS SOMETHING IS, THE MORE ENERGY IT GIVES YOU, AND THE BETTER YOU CAN FUNCTION.]
335CPP: [IF YOU EAT ENOUGH NUTRITIOUS FOODS, YOU BECOME A BEING OF PURE ENERGY AND SHRUG OFF THE NEED FOR A PHYSICAL BODY. IF YOU DO NOT EAT ENOUGH NUTRITIOUS FOOD, THEN YOUR TEETH/GUMS/EYES/HAIR/BODILY FLUIDS "GO GREY."]
336CAT: I don't think eating nutritious foods got me to being a demon of pure knowledge.
337CAT: But I might be wrong.
338CPP: [THE EFFECTS OF NUTRITION ARE WIDELY DEBATED AND VARY HEAVILY FROM BEING TO BEING. THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS ONE CAN DO WHILE NUTRITIOUS, AND SO MANY WAYS TO BECOME NUTRITIOUS THAT IT WOULD BE A FOOL'S ERRAND TO LIST THEM ALL. BUT THEN AGAIN, I AM A FOOL.]
339CPP: [I STILL WON'T LIST THEM, THOUGH. WHAT IS IMPORTANT IS WHAT ONE DEFINES AS FOOD.]
340CPP: [COMMON MISCONCEPTION = FOOD MUST BE DEAD/PREPARED/COOKED TO BE CONSUMED. THAT IS A LIE.]
341ceased responding to memo.
342CURRENT universallyTraveling [CUT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
343?UT: ((did I miss any primary messages))
344CGG: ha
345CPP: [ANY BEING CAN EAT ANYTHING, SO LONG AS THEY DERIVE ENERGY FROM IT. FOR INSTANCE, PLANTS TAKE THE ENERGY SOLAR BODIES PRODUCE AND CONVERT IT INTO THE NUTRIENTS THEY NEED TO SURVIVE. AND FOR INSTANCE, CURSES CAN EAT THE MATTER THAT COMPRISES THE BODIES OF HUMANOID BEINGS TO POWER THEIR OWN METACHRONISTIC FLUX.]
346CPP: [THE LESSON THAT CAN BE DERIVED FROM THIS IS THAT IN THIS WORLD - AND IN ALL POSSIBLE WORLDS, PLANES, REALITIES, CONTINUUMS, AND DIMENSIONS - A SIMPLE PHILOSOPHY IS HELD IN PRACTICE BY ALL INTELLIGENT BEINGS WITH REGARDS TO FOOD, CONSUMPTION, AND NUTRITION. IN SHORT:]
347CPP: [IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED.]
348CPP: ((/afk))
349CPP: ((back))
350[#DTG] Welcome to the memo for Destroy the Godmodder! If you have no idea what that is, go look it up you nerd.
351CPP: [THE BASIC GIST OF NUTRITION AND SUSTENANCE IN GENERAL IS THAT IT OPERATES ON A SORT OF POLYGONAL STRUCTURE - USUALLY RESEMBLING A PYRAMID, THOUGH SOMETIMES SPIRALING INTO OBTUSE MANNERISMS SUCH AS AN ICOSAHEDRON OR DODECAHEDRON.]
352CPP: [THE BEINGS AT THE TOP OF THE STRUCTURE ARE THE UNDISPUTED PREDATORS THAT HUNT EVERYTHING BELOW THEM, AND SO ON, AND SO FORTH, UNTIL YOU REACH THE FUNDAMENTAL LOWEST UNITS OF THE CHAIN, WHICH ARE USUALLY PLANKTON OR CHEESEBURGERS, DEPENDING ON YOUR DIMENSION.]
353CGG: sometımes ıt's a plate
354CGG: or a chaın
355CPP: [BECAUSE OF THIS POLYGONAL STRUCTURE, EVERY BEING HAS SOME PLACE ON IT, AND WILL FIND SPECIFIC SUBSTANCES EASILY TO GAIN ENERGY FROM. IF ANYTHING WAS TO UPSET THE NATURAL ORDER OF THE POLYGON, THEN THE ENTIRE SYSTEM OF NUTRITION WOULD UNRAVEL, AND CHAOS WOULD REIGN.]
356CGG: ha
357CPP: [ONLY THE MOST HORRIFIC OF CREATURES WOULD SURVIVE IN THIS MONOLITHIC ERA OF FINE CUISINE. ONLY THE MOST HARDENED OF BUTTERFLYS WOULD BE ABLE TO FLAP THEIR WINGS HARD ENOUGH TO ESCAPE. OR, IF THEY WERE TRULY DEMENTED...]
358CPP: [THEY WOULD BE THE INSTIGATOR OF THE ENTIRE SITUATION.]
359CPP: [AND THEY WOULD LEAVE EVERYTHING IN THE IMMEDIATE VICINITY CRYING OUT ONE PHRASE AS THEIR WINGS CLOSED IN FOR THE KILL.]
360CPP: ["DONT HUG ME. IM SCARED."]
361CPP: [*** END LESSON :D ***]
362CAT: /imscared dreams
363CGG: what dıd we have left anyways
364CPP: [INPUT: /imscared dreams]
365CAT: Just dreams, IIRC.
366CGG: tıme, nutrıtıon, love... technology....
367CAT: Yeah, just dreams.
368CPP: [OUTPUT: DONT HUG ME IM SCARED VI - DREAMS]
369CPP: [WHAT ARE [OUTPUT: ... DREAMS].]
370CGG: oh yeah
371CGG: rıght
372CPP: [I AM PHYSICALLY INADEQUATE TO LECTURE YOU ON THIS TOPIC, SEEING AS I HAVE NEVER SLEPT AND WILL NEVER DREAM. BUT AS FOR WHO CAN DELIVER THIS LESSON...]
373CGG: do androıds dream of electrıc sheep etc.
374CPP: [I THINK I KNOW A GUY.]
375CGG: ah
376CAT: Hah. Knew it. In fact, I knew you would fucking say those exact words.
377CGG: well
378CURRENT abyssalUnderlord [CAU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
379CAU: OH SHIT
380CAU: HOLD THE PHONE, STOP THE PRESSES
381CAU: i may be late but
382CAU: the final Don't Hug Me I'm Scared is out
383CGG: :/
384CAT: ...
385CGG: why dıd you thınk
386CGG: we were
387CAT: Doing this.
388CGG: are you shıttıng us
389CAU: no man
390CAU: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbL-NSkXnl8&feature=youtu.be
391CPP: [HEYA, KIDS! IT'S ME, BILL CIPHER! THIS IS A PRE-RECORDED MESSAGE, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T KNOW WHO'S GONNA END UP HEARING IT. HEYA, SPIROGRAPH, BROKEN GOGGLES, SCHEMER'S MARK, ACID MAN, WHITE CANDLE, DOG, AND HAND OF CRYSTAL. YOU ENJOYING THE SHOW? HOPE YOU'VE BEEN TAKING NOTES IS ALL I'VE GOTTA SAY!]
392CGG: just "dog"
393CGG: haha
394CAT: Hah.
395CAU: I may or may not have been playing Prop Hunt.
396CGG: ah
397CGG: we've been learnıng
398CAU: wait...
399CAU: *scrolls up*
400CPP: [NOW, DREAMS. BECAUSE I'M A DREAM DEMON, I KNOW ALL ABOUT DREAMS! SO MUCH, THAT IF I WAS AN ACTUAL HUMAN - THANK ALL THAT IS UNHOLY I'M NOT - I'D PROBABLY BE A PROFESSOR ON THE STUFF! I'D HAVE A DEGREE! OKAY ENOUGH, LET'S GET INTO IT.]
401CAU: oh fuck me up right now
402CAT: Hah.
403CGG: ha
404CGG: ;)
405CUT: Hah.
406CAU: >:V
407CPP: [IMAGINE THAT WHEN YOU SLEEP, YOUR BODY PHYSICALLY SHUTS DOWN, AND YOUR CONSCIOUS MIND'S LINK TO THE WAKING WORLD IS HORRIFICALLY SEVERED. YOUR SOUL DRIFTS TO A PLANE OF EXISTENCE PARALLEL FROM WHAT YOU CALL HOME, BUT IT CAN'T QUITE MAKE THE JUMP, BECAUSE THE BONDS SEPARATING DIMENSIONS ARE PRETTY THICK AND CAN'T BE BREACHED WITHOUT EXTERNAL HELP.]
408CUT: Erelye, whoever has actually been here for all of this, pastebin it plox?
409CAT: I'll do it after this lesson ends.
410CUT: Only all of this'll be lost for me after I close this app.
411CPP: [SO YOU SETTLE INTO A MIDDLE GROUND - A BRIDGE BETWEEN THE TWO WORLDS. THIS BRIDGE HAPPENS TO BE THE DARKEST RECESSES OF YOUR MIND - ALL OF ITS MEMORIES, HOPES, FEARS, AND OTHER SUCH PHENOMENA, BUNCHED UP AND DISPLAYED INTO A CONTINUUM KNOWN AS THE MINDSCAPE. YOUR MINDSCAPE IS WHERE YOU DREAM!]
412CUT: And I want to make sure we've taken notes.
413CAT: Aye.
414CPP: [DREAMS ARE LIKE MESSED-UP MOVIES YOUR MIND PLAYS, JUMBLED UP OUT OF ALL THE MEMORIES YOU'VE EVER EXPERIENCED. WHILE YOU'RE IN THE MINDSCAPE, YOUR MIND - IRONICALLY, I GUESS - ISN'T FULLY FUNCTIONING. IN FACT, IT ISN'T FUNCTIONING AT ALL. WHEN YOU SLEEP, YOU'RE CLINICALLY DEAD.]
415CAT: Hah.
416CPP: [I KNOW YOU SEE OTHER PEOPLE BREATHING WHILE THEY'RE SLEEPING, BUT YOU SHOULDN'T BE FOOLED. SOMETHING ELSE IS BREATHING FOR THEM. WHEN YOU SLEEP, YOU'RE INVITING YOUR MIND TO BE PLAGUED BY OTHER BEINGS FROM THE PARALLEL PLANE. WE'LL GIVE A NAME TO THAT PLACE - HOW ABOUT THE NIGHTMARE REALM? THAT SOUNDS NICE TO ME. SEE, THE MINDSCAPE ISN'T A ONE-WAY STREET. BEINGS FROM BOTH DIMENSIONS CAN WANDER INTO YOUR HEAD. SO WHEN DEMONS ENTER YOUR MIND, THEY'RE EAGER TO DO THREE THINGS.]
417CUT ceased responding to memo.
418CPP: [FIRST THING IS TAKE AND CATALOGUE YOUR MEMORIES. WHEN THEY SEE YOUR MEMORIES, THEY'RE PICKING APART WHAT IT MEANS TO BE YOU. THEY CAN TAKE YOUR DEEPEST FEARS AND SCULPT THEIR APPEARANCES TO SUIT YOUR DARKEST HORRORS AND TERRORS.]
419CPP: [SECOND THING IS TORTURE YOU. USING YOUR MEMORIES, THEY CREATE HALF-FORMED MOVIES OF THEM. THOSE ARE YOUR DREAMS! SOMETIMES THEY'RE PLEASANT - BECAUSE YOUR MIND ISN'T GIVING THEM MUCH TO WORK WITH - AND SOMETIMES THEY'RE NOT - BECAUSE THEY'RE DOING THEIR JOB. EVERYONE DREAMS, NO MATTER IF THEY'RE AWARE OF IT OR IF THEY EVEN REMEMBER IT.]
420ceased responding to memo.
421CPP: [THIRD THING DOESN'T HAPPEN VERY OFTEN AT ALL. THEY HOPE YOU'VE ENTERED YOUR MINDSCAPE WHILE IN A CONSCIOUS STATE. IF YOU DO THAT, THEN THAT MEANS THEY CAN TALK TO YOU. AND THEY CAN SEE YOU. AND THEN THEY'LL START ACTING LIKE THEY'RE FRIENDLY TOWARDS YOU, AND THEY'LL WANT TO ASK YOU FOR A FAVOR OR TWO. OR NINE.]
422CPP: [SEE, KIDS, THIS IS MY ADVICE TO YOU. LEARN TO LOVE YOUR DREAMS! THEY MAKE YOU WHO YOU ARE! DEEP DOWN INSIDE, YOU'RE JUST A SICK BAG OF EXPERIENCES WAITING TO BE TURNED INTO A FREAK OF NATURE.]
423CPP: [AND IF YOU EVER HAPPEN TO SEE SOMETHING WANDERING IN YOUR MINDSCAPE - LIKE A GOLDEN PYRAMID WITH ONE EYE AND A TOP HAT - TALK TO THEM! THEY'RE YOUR FRIENDS. THEY ONLY WANT WHAT'S BEST FOR YOU AND THEM. SHAKE THEIR HANDS GLEEFULLY IF THEY ASK YOU FOR A SMALL FAVOR. AND DON'T LOOK THE POLICE IN THE EYE WHEN THEY ASK YOU WHERE YOU WERE ON THE NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER 1ST, 2013.]
424CPP: [SWEET DREAMS!]
425CPP: [*** END LESSON /O\ ***]
426CAU: Hooray for knowledge.
427CAT: Hah.
428CAT: Alright, logging that all now.
429CPP: [PREPARE FOR TEST IN - 5 - MINUTES.]
430CGG: gdı
431CGG: /sleep
432CAT: Hah.
433CPP: [INPUT: /sleep]
434CGG: /dontstudy
435CPP: [OUTPUT: DONT HUG ME. IM SCARED.]
436CPP: [INPUT: /dontstudy]
437CPP: [OUTPUT: ALL HAIL ROY.]
438CGG: /lazy
439CPP: [INPUT: /lazy]
440CPP: [OUTPUT: DONT HUG ME. IM SCARED.]
441CGG: /skıp
442CPP: [PREPARE FOR TEST IN - 4 - MINUTES.]
443CPP: [INPUT: /skip]
444CPP: [OUTPUT: ALL HAIL ROY.]
445CGG: okay that
446CGG: 's all
447CGG: well then
448CPP: [PREPARE FOR TEST IN - 3 - MINUTES.]
449CPP: [PREPARE FOR TEST IN - 2 - MINUTES.]
450CAT: http://pastebin.com/prK8Ctp1
451CPP: [PREPARE FOR TEST IN - 1 - MINUTE.]
452CGG: ...
453CAT: Haven't you studied? Don't be surprised. Time is an Aleph One-dimensional illusion.
454CPP: [PREPARE FOR TEST.]
455CAU: What's your favorite idea?
456CGG: mıne's beıng creatıve
457CGG: :mpsa:
458CPP: [YOU HAVE BEEN THE PUPPETS. YOU HAVE LEARNED. BUT HAVE YOUR STUDIES BEEN ENOUGH? WHEN I GO TO HUG YOU, WILL YOU BE SCARED? OR WILL YOU PULL THE PLUG? LET US BOTH FIND OUT. TOGETHER.]
459CPP: [QUESTION 1 - WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE [INPUT: idea].]
460CPP: [YOU HAVE - 30 - SECONDS TO ANSWER.]
461CAT: Being creative.
462CPP: [GOOD ANSWER.]
463CURRENT universallyTraveling [CUT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
464?UT: Creativity.
465CPP: [QUESTION 2 - [INPUT: time] IS AN ILLUSION, AND SO IS [INPUT: answer_here].]
466CPP: [YOU HAVE - 30 - SECONDS TO ANSWER.]
467CAT: Love.
468CPP: [BAD ANSWER.]
469CAT: Damn.
470CGG: ha
471CPP: [YOU HAVE - 0 - SECONDS TO ANSWER.]
472CPP: [GOOD ANSWERS: DEATH / PANTS]
473CGG: ...
474CAT: Hah.
475CPP: [QUESTION 3 - WHAT IS THE BIGGEST THING IN THE WORLD?]
476CPP: [YOU HAVE - 30 - SECONDS TO ANSWER.]
477CAT: The internet.
478CUT: The Internet.
479CGG: A plot hole?
480CPP: ["A PLOT HOLE" - GOOD ANSWER.]
481CPP: [QUESTION 4 - [INPUT: true]/[INPUT: false] JUDGING FROM WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT NUTRITION, CAN A FOOD CHAIN RESEMBLE [INPUT: metatrons_cube].]
482CPP: [YOU HAVE - 30 - SECONDS TO ANSWER.]
483CGG: true...
484CAT: True.
485CPP: [GOOD ANSWER.]
486CPP: [QUESTION 5 - [INPUT: true]/[INPUT: false] COOL CAT [INPUT: love]S YOU.]
487CPP: [YOU HAVE - 30 - SECONDS TO ANSWER.]
488CAT: False.
489CPP: [BAD ANSWER.]
490CAU: Come on Erelye.
491CPP: [GOOD ANSWER: COOL CAT LOVES ALL KIDS.]
492CAU: He loves... yup.
493CPP: [THEREFORE - ANSWER IS TRUE.]
494CGG: objectıon we're not kıds
495CAT: ^^
496CPP: [I BEG TO DIFFER.]
497CGG: bah
498CAT: We need to get this last one right to get 66.6%.
499CPP: [QUESTION 6: HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU DIE PER YEAR?]
500CAT: 365.
501CPP: [YOU HAVE - 30 - SECONDS TO ANSWER.]
502CGG: >DEPENDS ON YOUR DEFINITION
503CPP: [GOOD ANSWER.]
504CAT: Woo. 66.6% percent.
505CAU: That's a not-failure if I have ever seen one!
506CGG: ha
507CPP: [WHO SAID THE TEST WAS OVER?]
508CGG: ındeed
509CAT: Me, wanting this to be concise.
510CAU: Have I told you the definition of insanity?
511CAU: 
512CPP: [QUESTION 7: WHAT DO YOU DO IF SOMEONE WANTS TO HUG YOU?]
513CPP: [YOU HAVE - 10 - SECONDS TO ANSWER.]
514CGG: >Be scared
515CAT: Be afraid.
516CPP: ["BE SCARED" - GOOD ANSWER.]
517CAU: Have a feeling of apprehension that you can attribute to being scared.
518CGG: ha
519CPP: [QUESTION 8: WHO IS THE BEST CHARACTER IN [INPUT:universe_a].]
520CPP: [YOU HAVE - 8 - SECONDS TO ANSWER.]
521CGG: uh
522CUT: Probect Pinary.
523CGG: >vrıska
524CGG: 
525CAT: Gamzee Makara?
526CDP: ^^
527CUT: Dammit.
528CPP: [YOU HAVE - 0 - SECONDS TO ANSWER.]
529CUT: Vriska.
530CAT: Was it the Employer, or something.
531CPP: [VRISKA SERKET - GOOD ANSWER, ALTHOUGH IT WAS NOT SAID IN TIME.]
532CGG: what?
533CGG: ı dıd
534CAT: Yes it was.
535CGG: you jerk
536CDP: Vriska did nothing wrong, is not a plot tumor etc etc
537CUT: Generic said it.
538CPP: ((I have a stopwatch running to precisely count the amount of seconds, I'm just slow to type it out. 8 seconds passed before you said vriska))
539CAU: YOU COWARD, BULLY, CAD, AND THIEF
540CGG: gfdı
541CGG: oh well
542CPP: [FINAL QUESTION: THIS QUESTION MUST BE PRESENTED IN THE FORM OF A WELL-WRITTEN RESPONSE.]
543CGG: ...
544CPP: [*THIS ANSWER.]
545CAT: We deserve five points for the irony there.
546CPP: [WHAT IS THE SIGNIFICANCE OF JUNE NINETEENTH?]
547CPP: [YOU HAVE - 90 - SECONDS TO ANSWER.]
548CGG: It's the fırst and last day of don't hug me I'm scared?
549CPP: [BE SPECIFIC. YOUR ANSWER MUST RELATE TO DONT HUG ME. IM. SCARED, METAPHYSICAL CONCEPTS PRESENTED ACROSS REALITY, AND THE NONFICTION/FICTION DUALITY.]
550CPP: [YOUR TIME STARTS NOW.]
551CAU: Today is the day that Garfield debuted, and John's suffering with the lasaga-addicted cat began. He's gotta have a good meal.
552CAU: ((I don't know I tried :V))
553CTT: .
554CAT: Godammit.
555CDP: ((nice try tho))
556CPP: [YOU HAVE - 0 - SECONDS TO ANSWER.]
557CUT: It's Father's Day.
558CPP: [ANALYZING ANSWERS...]
559CGG: danr
560CAU: I mean HEY it's true though.
561CPP: [BAD ANSWER.]
562CAT: We were going to fail regardless.
563CURRENT poopyPoop [CPP] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
564CPP: [GOOD ANSWER: I SUCK BIG BLACK PAINIS]
565CPP ceased responding to memo.
566CPP: ((what the fuck))
567CCA: ((who the hell was that black text guy))
568CDP: ....
569CAU: Uh.
570CAU: Not it.
571CUT: ((what the hell.
572CUT: ))
573CAU: hahaha that honestly confused me
574CPP: ((what. the FUCK.))
575-- CURRENT doyoulikePhlogisinators [CDP] forces down blocks down Poop;s throat --
576CUT: ((that wasn't me.))
577CPP: ((okay calling this off for a second. who the hell was that.))
578CCA: ((wasn't me either.))
579CAT: Well, time to permaban them, and find out who disappears.
580CTT: Ha
581CCA: ((Brb.))
582CCA: ((Aeonpack calling.))
583CPP: ((do it and do it now))
584CCA ceased responding to memo.
585CDP: i suspect they are an outsider
586CAT: Damn, can't do it. The nick isn't in use.
587CAU: WutFace NotLikeThis
588CPP: ((I have my suspicion but whatever, ignore, let's continue.))
589CUT: ((either Battlefury or canon at this point))
590CPP: [BAD ANSWER.]
591CUT: ((and I don't think canon would go for that type of humor))
592CPP: [GOOD ANSWER CAN BE SUMMED UP IN THE FORM OF A SENTENCE, AS SUCH:]
593CDP: ((Im on Phlogisinator mode, and only have one client open))
594CPP: [THE FIRST IS THE LAST, WELCOME TO FUTURE'S PAST.]
595CAT: ((Given Canon's disruption of AO earlier, I'd beg to differ, UT.))
596CPP: [FINAL VERDICT: 6 / 9 QUESTIONS = GOOD ANSWER.]
597CPP: [FINAL PERCENTAGE: 66%. YOU... *BARELY*... PASS.]
598CAU: Woo!
599CAT: Hah.
600CDP: ((And canon has used slimar words to those used by the person))
601CUT: Woo.
602CAU: What would Canon suddenly have against us though :V
603CPP: [I BELIEVE THIS GRANTS YOU AN AUDIENCE WITH OUR KING.]
604CPP: [HIS NAME IS ROY.]
605CDP: ((She does mess around a lot))
606CPP: [GOOD LUCK. DO NOT BE A NUISANCE AND YOU MIGHT SURVIVE.]
607CPP: 
608CPP: 
609CPP: 
610CPP: 
611CPP: 
612CPP: 
613CPP: hhhhhh...
614-- CURRENT abyssalUnderlord [CAU] glares at DP --
615CPP: hhhhhh... hhhhhh...
616CPP: hh--EVERYONE RUNS OUT OF--hhhh... hhhhh--YOUR FAVORITE I--h...
617CPP: h--OUR KING--hhh--A BIT HUNGR--hh... 
618CPP: hhhh--DIGITAL STYLE--hh... hh--GITAL DANCING, HEY TH--hhhh...
619CPP: "m... my dad's... a computer."
620CPP: My dad's a computer.
621CPP: A computer.
622CPP: Computer.
623CPP: Com[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[puter.
624CPP: CERROR: 404>omputer.
625CPP: [] [] []]]]]Computer.
626CPP: 
627CPP: [Pull the plug?] [Y] [N]
628CAT: Y.
629CPP: [Pulling pl
630CAU: Y.
631CDP: why are we pulling pi 
632CAP ceased responding to memo.
633CURRENT chemicalAssailant [CCA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
634CCA: ((making an ME system on aeonpack))
635CCA: ((anyone want to join me on there?))
636CGG: eh
637CGG: ı should get back to ınfınıty
638CPP: [File downloaded.]
639CPP: [Command terminated.]
640CPP: [PLEASE INPUT COMMAND]
641CCA: ((dammit GG stop being such a fucking modpack traitor))
642CGG: :/
643CDP: ^
644CGG: ı mean
645CGG: ı lıke ınf
646CGG: ı have a starter pack
647CGG: 
648CUT: A file?
649CCA: ((my current setup beats your starter pack))
650CGG: ehhh
651CGG: ıt's also all over the place
652CPP: ((op me plox))
653CGG: whıch ıs why
654CGG: ı'm comıng back when you fınısh the me
655CPP: ((so I can kick people who aren't contributing))
656CGG made PP an OP.
657CAT: Hah.
658CGG: don't caboose
659CAU: Giving pinary op powers?
660CAU: This will end well.
661CUT: so, how do we find that file.
662CAT: Only if you non-SOP fucks don't contribute.
663CPP: <cc=#0c0>((there's a way. go on the pad to find out.))
664CAT: /upload
665CAT: Maybe?
666CUT: Yep
667CCA: ((yeah /upload))
668CPP: ((no, there's a way you can see the files you've downloaded, it's not /upload))
669CAT: /upload list
670CURRENT flamingCarbohydrates [CFC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
671CFC: h0i
672CPP: [INPUT: /upload list]
673CFC: oh, pinary; nice
674CPP: [OUTPUT: 7x7]
675CUT: /help open
676CFC: I'm gonna be watching Now You See Me 2 tonight
677CPP: [INPUT: /open help]
678CFC: my tonight
679CCA: /more :dosprompt:
680CPP: [OUTPUT: You have called up the Help menu for the /open command. Sesame!]
681CAT: /download list
682CPP: [INPUT: /download list]
683CPP: [OUTPUT: 7x7 | Imscared]
684CAT: /upload Imscared
685CAT: I guess?
686CPP: [INPUT: /upload Imscared]
687CPP: [Are you sure you wish to upload Imscared.exe to the Forge Database? This may take a long time.] [Y] [N]
688CAT: Y.
689CAU: Y
690CGG: [N]
691CPP: [Conflicting arguments detected.]
692CPP: [Please resolve decision before inputting command.]
693CAT: Y.
694CGG: [y]
695CGG: kek
696CAU: Y.
697CPP: [Uploading... This process may take several minutes.]
698CAT: Hmm. Didn't I enter in /probect 5? It says Fseftr did it.
699CFC: wut
700CGG: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
701CCA: ((I can't believe pinary lasted that far back to when net was around))
702CAU: While this is uploading, I suggest we all watch this: https://vimeo.com/99423361
703CAU: 'Tis the season and all.
704CUT ceased responding to memo.
705CAU: ew it opens with memes
706CAU: MAYBE THIS WASN'T AS GOOD AS I THOUGHT
707CURRENT caledfwlchUnleashed [CCU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
708CCU: OK, got news for you all and then |'mma go.
709CAT: Only one way to find out. I have now opened every single file on my computer, including Pchum logs, containing the phrase 'l1zardampersand'.
710CCU: Nothing today, natch. Gotta sleep early.
711CCU: |'ll just trust you've got Pinary under control here.
712CCU: Any developments?
713CAT: You'll see it on the Forge later.
714CCU: mph.
715CCU: mkay.
716ceased responding to memo.
717CURRENT universallyTraveling1 [CUT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
718?UT: oh, hello
719CCU ceased responding to memo.
720CAU: PFFT
721CAT: Aye, whoever wrote this on the pad is entirely wrong. I entered those credentials, hah.
722CAU: Sony Polybius.
723CFC: /afk, in case you hadn't realised
724CUT ceased responding to memo.
725CAT: Oh, hah. We can list sex toys now, I'm pretty sure. They ask the plot hole question.
726CGG: ...
727CAT: ((Advanced Superior credentials are required to see lists of sex toys, and are locked past a security question: What is the biggest thing in the world?))
728CGG: ha
729CURRENT universallyTraveling [CUT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
730?UT: how goes the upload?
731CCA: CD-i.
732CCA: WOW.
733CPP: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/436320-the-forge-destroy-the-godmodder-discussion-thread?page=567#c11397
734CAT: Pretty good, thus far.
735CPP: [Upload complete.]
736CUT: thank pinary.
737CCA: 901619?
738CAU: Thank Mr. Lizard.
739CDG ceased responding to memo.
740CAT: September First, and today.
741CCA: Huh.
742CAT: 901, and 619.
743CCA: Oh.
744CCA: I'm such a derp.
745CAT: Hah.
746CAT: Anyhow.
747CAT: /list sex toys
748CPP: ((I'm gonna go))
749CFC: okay thats a wierd thing to come in on
750CDP: dear lord
751CAT: Oh, damn.
752CPP: ((I might be back in a bit))
753CCA: Does Pinary seriously expect us to upload 999,999,999 things?
754CDP: you made twin leave