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5yeah i figured out by reading the doc that the open command works with the errors argument with 3 not 2.7, and i had 2.7 installed.
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12jesus christ python. i guess "modular" means "no two users can run the same script successfully"
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19thanks team. the thing i was missing is that i needed to install pip as well, and then i guess bang at the scripts and install modules as needed.
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86poor customer service is an excellent reason to change banks
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93banks have only gotten worse about taking your coins in my experience. one of the reasons I closed my Citibank account is that I took some coins to my local branch and they first looked at me blankly and then told me that they thought there might be a coinstar at the cvs down the street. there wasn't
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105I mean I guess terrifying minority children is one way to ensure that only whites will ever vote for your candidates ever
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144Chemical castration for all male college students. You get your boners back when you are capable of doing the minimal amount of work needed to earn a BA
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162I mean I don't think it's going to be Literally the Holocaust but the hardest part of mass deportations will be actually getting another country to take this mass of people who the US has no proof that they belong to them. So they will need to be herded into camps for processing, at the taxpayer's massive expense. Because this is the way we roll these days the camps will be privatized and will have little oversight and will be much like large open air prisons, except prisons don't also usually contain thousands of children
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176you never know what's gonna hit tho so the best strategy is to immediately make every dumb joke that comes to your head, it's the American Way
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183this is kind of why people are right to be a lil offended, they're doing whatever they can to make sure they don't have to cast non whites
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234No, it's a daddy issue thing. You don't vote republican unless you have severe daddy issues
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255The one person they've sustained a hate for, for 20 years they've tried to shame humiliate and bring her down, the one year they could have put forward a candidate with the tiniest amount of charisma or sanity and utterly trounced Hillary, but they had already turned the gun around and blown their own heads off
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262The republicans really pulled it off this year: they are managing to choose between candidates both somehow less favorable than Hillary "we've been calling her Literally Hitler for so long that even progressives are now buying it" Clinton
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303British imperialist adolescent power fantasy, the worst kind. can you imagine being part of the Raj and having to interact with the British every day and be like can you believe these goofy buck toothed horse face motherfuckers running around in khaki in 100 degree weather conquered us?!
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310yeah I Liam How lett too, op
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322in her haste to get away from Steve and Jake, who had been following her around shooting at her all day she bumped into and they fell down, him accidentally pulling her on top of him. they had had work flirtations before but that's all there was between them, or was there?
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339Make this thread great again and stop engaging with the off meds holocaust denier
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358But not anymore. She had served in the Teen Tit Film mines, her dreams would forever be haunted by the screams of those thrown into the soup pit, she had spent hours locked in combat with the creatures that constantly climbed from the fallen Creature's tonsils.
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377like you know the kind of fries that seem to have been made in a play doh fun factory fed directly from the grease trap and then rolled in potato starch?
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391I got fries too but I'm starting to feel like that the fry money would better have been spent on more wings
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445I've actually never heard of medical genital stimulation outside of the context of weird 1800s psychiatrists finger banging society ladies to cure their hysteria
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455c system upgrade s: as predicted, overseas IT is completely screwing the pooch
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462they know how much you earned, they know how much you should receive/owe, hell they could probably even get most of your qualifying write offs if you let them, but they'd rather not have to pay you that return
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483it is not that difficult to file your taxes if you are poor though, this is a rich persons misconception. the problem is if you are poor you don't have a financial advisor so you might end up doing something wrong with your withholding and find out you're fucked for life as the irs levees fees and interest that you have no hope of paying
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514vxrail sounds like some kind of futuristic street drug
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521Jesus said a whole bunch of stuff that was like watch out for greedy motherfuckers claiming to speak for me or judge people instead of God but it turns out those greedy motherfuckers are don't the interpretation anyway so it was really Jesus warning you about Democrats
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533tori if you were reading this you were right about the pomade, it does make my hair feel better
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538I walk to work, it didn't even cost the environment to manufacture it.
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547I would support massively increasing the DEQ fee in order to increase bus services, it only makes sense if we want to avoid all dying horribly due to climate change related conflict
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566we are upgrading oracle ebs today and it is going to be a huge unmitigated disaster because we don't have an IT department, just some guys overseas who don't really understand the requests we send and break things more often than they fix them
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573are companies still seriously fucking dumb enough to go overseas for it? didn't a study come out recently that it costs way more to support and overseas team because now higher paid manager types have to review and often times redo all of their work?
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578but they are the size and shape of a book, how does it save you any time or space in your purse? do people read multiple books at the same time?
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583Dick Nixon: somehow less creepy and more charismatic than Ted Cruz
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588it's finally fuckin time to put the ereader gimmick to bed, it never fuckin made sense to me
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648i feel like it still has this pbs liberal bias, i noticed that the highest ranking was still middle class, and it makes no reference to medical bills
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662i got a 42, my wife who is black and grew up poor as shit and partially in the 3rd world got a 25, so I don't know how much stock I take in it
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782thank you sincerely. I recommend everyone almost die at least once because it really helps focus you on not giving a shit about stuff that doesn't matter, tho it's not perfect because I still care about things like posting
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875trade protectionism only worked for America until the late 1800s, can you guess why?
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1243you know Pittsbugh: the Paris of Appalacia, the Steel City, Anor Londo, the City of Champions
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1250"Someone got to him" Frank thought, Frank knew "some sonofabitch finally got to him"
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1254"Fox, Badger, Eagle, glad you are here. Beaver is here via Skype for Business. It's happened just like he said. Trump has become boring."
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1259pittsburgh is taking longer to unlock than it would have taken to download to begin with, god damn it lol
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1278otoh you can probably reasonably predict the time and manner of the deaths of those who buy and use the Kickstarter project
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1354large-scale private enterprise is slowly learning the hilarious consequences of the near-free ride they've been given since the Reagan era. basically everything has been offloaded to them and while you can grumble about being stuck with the bill for the Clinton environmental regulations, not having the roads you need and the govt not being able to afford to build them for you is a pretty hard reality
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1356basically there are things the government was supposed to use that large tax base to do so private enterprise didn't have to. the Republican Party is extremely anti-business in favor of the investor class.
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1375is this true? Is the last story true? Who knows!!!!! Hahahahaha
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1389"IT IS SAID THAT HUMAN MALES AT MY STAGE IN LIFE CYCLE LIKE MAMMARY GLANDS, I THEREFORE ALSO LIKE MAMMARY GLANDS AS INDISPUTABLY A HUMAN TEEN"
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1434To some, ?Pretty Woman? (1990) was just another Cinderella story ? even if it did put an unrealistic gloss on the sex trade and help launch the career of Julia Roberts. But for Michael Pelletz, founder of a ?female-only Uber? called Chariot for Women, the Richard Gere vehicle was nothing short of an inspiration.
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1479p much everything Bauhaus is goth as fuck, if you want a band that everyone calls goth but isn't really goth look to the cure or depeche mode
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1497tears for fess made great music, but they looked like gaggle of protogoons. one of them had a ratking tail
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1518o feel like oldies stations at the time were still "golden oldies" ie Rosemary Clooney or Bing Crosby or like Benny Goodman even
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1549those people sitting on the wall are doing so sensibly while the people in the mud squabble over a game with arbitrary rules and arbitrary teams, besides they aren't dressed for playing in the mud anyway, and it's much more amusing to mostly watch and occasionally jeer, a correct sentiment.
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1556This is a man who was banished to the gas chamber and kept posting, honestly what do you think your withering scorn could possibly do
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1570he said weakly into the megaphone but it was too late, his fellows had abandoned their placards and their yarn puppets in the shape of Hillary Clinton and had dispersed into the misty rain
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1591hmm a good humane opinion, yeah that must be prima face wrong because only torrents of blood will assuage me so i will post without comment other than its bad
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1596that is why my ancestors got in bumpy little wooden carts like a bunch of idiots and buried their children from dysentary, just so they didn't have to deal with slush in april anymore
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1606tri tip steaks? haha lmao i cant believe you called tri tip steak we got a real rube over here boys
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1658yeah that's what's interesting about it. it's total pulpy Cold War spy fiction
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1718no it just looks so goddamned familiar to me and I'm just rattling off stops I used a lot
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1740I was in Rancho Cordova once on a business trip, it was the nightmare hell version of Beaverton, I had to walk for an hour basically along a freeway just to get to a convenience store for a beer
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1780oh is he actually mentally ill? I don't know much about caro tbh I wasn't posting here a lot when he was a big deal
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1789every one but maybe one or two of your sperms will die
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1848I can say with confidence that you can shop at all the same stores and with some regional variation eat at all the same restaurants in Beaverton as you can do with every other rubber stamped suburban "city" in every single other part of the country.
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1874Lol pok pok what is this 2012? The real shit is at langbaan
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2220He only wants to poke his *fingers* into *heavy space* to play *spicy games* with *campers*
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2263Nah, Ted Cruz is mentioned extensively in the book of revelation:
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2265Rev 16:13 (KJV) "And I saw three unclean spirits like frogs come out of the mouth of the dragon, and out of the mouth of the beast, and out of the mouth of the false prophet."
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2272Elie Weasel
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2279He's forking down the slices as fast as he possibly can, what more do you want
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2291Surely if I flood people with lots of words, people will be so impressed with how many of them I can write that they will forget that they are mostly stupid words
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2296Ahh yes, the "I'm going to post a bunch of cherry picked conservative opinion pieces that when you actually look into the details didn't exactly happen the way I'm saying it did" method of argument
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2334on the other hand why didn't you just stuff a eyeglass cleaning kit into a garden hose and breathe all the free oxygen you want right out of the ocean
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2341yep, they are basically nostalgia vampires
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2348I'd say the smart money is that the teams just license that shit to Jostens (you know, the folks who sold your parents that overpriced crap when you graduated, or if you had parents like mine, nothing) and they sell it to the schools at a significant markup.
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2353my high school mascot was the cardinals, which is weird because we had nothing to do with the team but we used the St. Louis team's logos and stuff
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2360Getting a perfect metrocard swipe every time requires speed, timing, and excellent muscle control and is more of an art than a science
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2365American Conservatives are the biggest gaggle of crybaby pussies on the planet, and have been so for decades, which makes their attachment to John Wayne cowboy bravado really really funny to me
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2382here's a trick to Star Wars names: look for a filing cabinet at work or home or wherever with a three letter label and combine the two ends. for example BON-DAR becomes Bondar, a perfect Star Wars name
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2399I am so oily and sweaty I'd probably get sent home after day three
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2406actually it was me, Dash Rendar
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2413lifestyles that apparently do not include working for a living
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2418No, Ted Cruz is a rat king made of Templetons
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2439they should try Not Really Having Any Money, it turns the most mediocre restaurants into excellent dining experiences
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2458you're right, I guess I am
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2475even as a kid in the 90s thought the big sex scene was going way too far. the cocaine available to Hollywood must've been some amazing stuff given the things they had confidence doing in the 80s
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2480after we played chopsticks on a giant piano of course
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2499people get really worked up about what is and isn't art despite having little to no interest in the stuff what they put in museums
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2504the saddest headline: "struggling horror author arrested after breaking into mercy children's hospital morgue"
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2509the project will be quietly covered up and all the donors turning up mysteriously drowned wearing odd masks will be thought to be a cult suicide until a whistleblower drops a dime but is murdered before he can turn up to the meet
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2516oh so there was also an abandoned construction site to be murdered at. a real buffet
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2523hmm do I want to get murdered in the abandoned factory the haunted house the closed road or down the "wrong way"
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2530double rip
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2540one day you're going to go on vacation for a couple of weeks and in the dust on your monitor someone will have written the word "lol"
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2545gcu my sexuality was turned into a meme by idiots, oaqs
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2547Al! fucked around with this message at Apr 7, 2016 around 00:28
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2552Watch what?s happening with the collaboration between IBM?s Watson and M.D. Anderson or Google DeepMind?s AlphaGo. It won?t be just an ancient board game that?s disrupted. It?s also anything but a game to Lee Sedol.
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2565Turds and nu metal
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2582Jesus Christ tori my phone autocorrected Pitts to be capitalized
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2589I'll'va been sobes for a entire year on May 6, it's the Pitts sometimes
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2596ha haha hahahhahhaahahahahhah
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2618see smart guys, all they have to do is put them in some dewers
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2623Is this the bong thread? Anyway ingot this bong that's really nice and simple, and if you took it the bowl you could mistake it for a vase EXCEPT some fuckin hippie went and stenciled Jerry Garcia on it and ruined it.
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2652weenpunk is my favorite literary genre about a dystopian society organized around white people music
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2671it's probably way easier to provide services to a people when you've already killed 99.9% of them
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2678Oh no, water, will the police ever feel safe again?
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2685yer outta here
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2692you should have killed all of yours like the US did, problem solved
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2709you're tearing me apart yospos!!!!! hehe, that's a lil quote from my favorite bad movie, the room by tommy weiseau
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2716If you look at a population graph by age there's a huge saddle slump for gen x
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2723millennials are older than that, in fact you are a millennial probably
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2742his version of country music died a long time ago, kind of the way r&b; is like Chris Brown now when it used to be Al Greene
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2756I plan on making a lot of posts itt about Pittsburgh next Tuesday
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2761cjs: I work at a company where nobody knows how to take a screenshot even if I tell them where the print screen key is on their keyboard
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2768sure, but that's why I liked posting about video games in a place not about video games or for gamers but that's life
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2773tho the thing about the games thread thing is that I think most people just saw creepy tweets and responded not knowing that there was a giant shitstorm going on elsewhere in the forums, but sometimes you just gotta take yr knocks
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2780I don't understand why they don't just close yospos already
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2787depends on whether it was legitimate because you know the body has a way of shutting it down
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2794I agree I'm just saying that I'm sick of the giant sucking wound that is boomer unprofessionalism in the workplace, and the fact that since boomers are still holding all the middle mgr positions you can't bring it up at all
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2796weirdly I think by far the most professional acting demo I've work with are gen x
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2834I don't think there really is a yoslack for video games guys
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2843wheezer is and has always been shitty dad rock for the soft
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2848when I was really young my dad took me to an Elton John concert, and it was the first time I remember seeing a line for the men's room. when I was a little bit older he took me to baseball games where I saw the same thing, but only now am I realizing it was probably for different reasons
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2853also lol at the idea of being able to maintain a buzz through the entire duration of a baseball game, not to mention if it goes into extra innings
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2860sooner or later they're going to buy a bunch of breathalyzers and charge you for the beers in your belly as well
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2867the concession prices at stadiums these days only makes sense if you assume that all the food and booze had to be smuggled through security by the concession operators just like everyone else
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2874yeah it's really cool having to whisper confidential conversations with my supervisor because nobody had a door
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2888Canada should really apply for statehood already
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2895oh I'm sure AM still exists I just don't own anything capable of picking up AM signals right now
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2900gettin salty about no video games in yospos itt
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2907am radio was cool cuz you used to be able to get really far away stations on cloudy nights
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2914also the people who get mad at children being at their children's game being rowdy
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2935oh did they start playing baseball at carnegie hall now?
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2942he's single and spun out in NYC exactly the way I was at 22, he'll be fine
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2947apparently for once Wikipedia has a useful article: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lis..._Culture_series
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2954I keep my yospos stats as a .123 file, it feels more authentically yospos that way
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2975I can do you one better I can give you a science experiment he can do at home. have him stick his head in the ocean and breathe in a lungful of salt water. if he can't get enough oxygen from that breath of water then he won't get enough oxygen from that thing
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2982"well we were just you know hanging out a lot and occasionally having sex, then we moved in together because you know we were hanging out and fuckin so much, then we got married for the insurance and soon enough we were like wouldn't it be hilarious if we had a kid? anyway the years wore on and after the last of the kids left we had enough to retire so we went on an ironic tour of America for several years. soon we were slowing down and we realized we just wanted to be taken care of, so we moved into a home together. she had a stroke and they called me in as we were losing her, but she said I love you, and I'm just not comfortable with that right now"
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2987nerd murder is a profitable industry these days
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3006sounds like a good way to lose half your stuff
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3013I bet Kimmel has a weird odor
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3039tbf the nfl is halariously corrupt and obviously fixes games, the ncaa is still much more subtle about it but it isn't lost on me that nike's favorite team the ducks seems to get pretty far every year despite being a backwater team in a backwater conference
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3051good things can still happen in a world where scalia is still dead
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3056has ted cruz finally announced his plan to construct the lexx yet
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3061I haven't checked in on this thread in a while but it seems like trump is now the agent of the singularity? Like he's going to get control of the button and then suddenly he will fly into a bazillion nanobots and suddenly the earth turns into orange goo
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3066next on yospos the world championship final of bad posts
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3073oh is that the mall where they took that punk rock girl
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3078if you took out the vocals people would say Paula Abdul's Forever Your Girl is the best vaporwave album ever released
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3083Pennsylvaniacs itt, tell me about king of Prussia, PA. as in wtf is it
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3088have they started rigging childrens basketball games yet?
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3093has there been discussion of a computer brain that offloads simple to a human but incredibly complex tasks to human counterparts, like the way captcha images are used to validate address numbers
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3100a wild series of swings between imposter syndrome and unearned superiority, kinda like now but more extreme
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3107seems to be yospos 3 years ago. but they are constantly looking for funny jokes in yospos to post in fyad
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3114here you go squeezy farm all wrapped up in a neat bow for you
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3128Good thing the lack of melanin in his skin allowed the police to take him safely into custody
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3135would that count as a neural net processor; a learning computer?
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3142what if instead of that we go with buying new software with the cheapest config package that Oracle offers and let Becky the temp figure out the day to day business process
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3149ok, how much are you paying me instead
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3156so basically their mission statement is to be the villain corp of one kind of bad scifi movie or another
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3161I don't really follow the AI scene, is Google's mission as a company at this point mainly focused around developing ai
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3168I think a lot of companies buy erp software thinking that it will magically fix their busted admin processes not realizing that human beings are still needed to operate it
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3175my experience with enterprise software is that it's an endless chain of ticking time bombs
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3182I saw some cj types in D&D; argue that they want to shut down h1b visas to protect foreign workers from exploitation recently
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3189freeze frame created by Garry Marshall
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3196does the computer voice also tell you to do things like hurt animals and people and kill your parents by name? boy that computer voice and the dog, man, they should really hang out
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3208lmao
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3215did you make sure to tell them to do the needful, they don't understand that you're serious otherwise
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3222Thank you for moving away
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3232hey I mean it's good we learn about how to build for extreme weather now right
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3239thats why they call st paul the windy city
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3246it's just one letter off from fuck ya lazy cunts
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3253this guy has had sexual intercourse
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3260I feel the same way about every Sean penn film
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3265new trailer park boys season already
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3270Oh is this not the Hillary thread?
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3275Hilldawg looked out over the irradiated desert that was once Camp David. The culture wars had succeeded in wiping out most of the straight white males but it came at a devastating economic and ecological cost.
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3277"Garcia, get over here and tell me what you see." All of her tank crews were Spanish-speaking Latinos, who had easily taken over the job when the SWM virus had devastated the ranks of the Old Order's military. Sanchez had a gift for spotting the gray wigs and gray suits of the cultists, even though they marched in single file to hide their numbers.
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3279But this time they weren't hiding. The Forbidden Name was emblazoned on the windshields of rank after rank of the volvos that served as the cultists' main battle fleet.
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3281"Well, Hilldawg, what do you want to do?" said her second, a black woman who was only known as The False Accuser. She wiped a tear from her eye, remembering the days when they used to call her President Hillary Rodham Clinton.
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3283"Sizzle," she said to the teen runaway buried under a mountain of pink curls strapped into the engineer's seat "Start the engines."
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3290I know some creepos will bust out their vape rigs indoors sometimes but I've not seen it and i assume people would freak out just the same as if you lit a cigarette indoors at this point
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3295the last 5 minutes at work on a Friday are so painful.
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3297so I think I'm just going to leave 5 minutes early instead.
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3299if I keep this up I won't even need to go to work at all by July
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33044:20 yall (smokes up at desk, is immediately fired) but i thought it was legal
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3311wtf is with people tweeting their fucking surgery pictures. we need a fucking moratorium on this right now
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3316I engineer the finest, locally hand-crafted data in the Pacific Northwest. the queries just have a warmer tone
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3323so much for global warming
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3328It's wonderful out! Work sucks!!!!
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3333it is gloriously beautiful outside after a winter of endless rain and it's fucking killing me to still be at work.
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3338the 2 stands for 2sick2nastay
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3345as an HRIS Analyst II, I can confirm
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3352if you want a picture of the future imagine a bridge being closed for lack of funds to inspect maintain it, forever
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3357quote this post if you are called an "analyst" despite being an idiot fucklord
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3364ahh! you found my secret name! *poof*
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3369one time after an eye exam I accidentally walked into traffic because I couldn't feel the berm
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3374it berns when I pee
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3381absolutely, the middle class are hurting from this just as bad as the poor and it's completely fucking our economy and turning it into a big happy fuckfest for land developers and rent seekers
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3388you're right, we should eminent domain the fuck out of some land and build some fucking projects
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3395oh ok, so what you're saying is that we need more deregulation so the free market can take care of the housing crisis naturally
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3402nah, plenty of cities are rezoning to build higher density housing. the problem is that "higher density housing" mostly seems to consist of 1.5 m condos and 2k/mo one bedrooms
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3414urban housing really big problem that bubbling right under our feet but the problem is anyone with the power to change things doesn't have a housing problem or even know anyone with a housing problem. the the rent is too damn high guy was right
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3421it's the same here in pdx, most chain retail and fast food places have a now hiring sign. even in my current industry, they're having an impossible time hiring people at the lower income brackets because people literally can't afford to take a job that pays them just enough to cut off their social services but not enough to afford a place to live
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3431my grandmother's sister died and they sold her 1100 sq ft house in San Diego for 1 mil
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3438now imagine if you couldn't afford many many years of expensive specialized education and had to like work in the university admin office as a clerk
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3445oh I see you were laughing at the breakdown of American society, I thought you were doing the "why are we subsidizing housing for people making six figures, they should just move if rent is too expensive" thing
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3452I don't see anything wrong with this, housing is too expensive for everyone
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3457when's the resonance cascade
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3462I have a plan
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3467benson is only funny when you're also high, that's kind of the whole thing about him
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3474like white people, confederate pride's days are numbered, it's only a waiting game now
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3481if you can't explain a missclick to a recruiter it's either a crappy job or you're a crappy candidate
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3486cls: homeless guy fucking with a meter maid
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3493my first thought as well lol
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3498didn't even the animal planet programming turn to shit and become about dwarves that own pets
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3505you're posting in it
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3512sometimes the history channel is also about hicks selling old garbage to other hicks
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3519Every republican endorsement is an endorsement for entropy, entropy is kind of their thing
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3524I like at midnight, they often have great guests
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3531Pittsburgh is the next Portland, mark my fuckin words
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3536a truck labeled "urban gleaners" just rolled by. it is exactly what you think it is
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3541cjs: a bucket full o gaydads
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3546did anyone say gayfish yet
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3551how come its crawfish crayfish crawdads but not craydads
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3558I think you're more likely to hear the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.
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3563The this time the kkk is coming... From inside the party!!!
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3568completely lol
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3575Americans like him the way people "like" drywall screws: they will all agree that he seems fine but will twists and scream the second the RNC tries to shove him up their ass
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3582sounds like you need to do fewer or more drugs
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3589this is by far the most stereotypical Eastern Europe thing you've ever said
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3596that's only like 2 hours per day nbd
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3601the Old Testament is basically a handbook on how to get your Iron Age tribe to crush all the other Iron Age tribes in the levant
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3608as a guy who believes in God but not Jesus, it's weird to me that most American Christians seem to be really, really against his teachings
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3615here's the deal tho the fucking prosperity gospel types like the Calvinists who got to this country early permanently etched that dumb "God makes the virtuous rich" bullshit onto the very fabric of religious belief in the US despite the fact that Jesus is whining about rich people like all the fucking time and it won't change until evangelists actually focus on biblical literacy which they won't because it would destroy their business model
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3622except the super rich, as a Conservative Christian I believe that rich people are our betters, just like Jesus is constantly saying about rich people throughout the bible
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3629literally nobody is broken up about it
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3634it's so weird that the income tax on the super rich used to be like 90% during the time in America that all conservatives agree that they want to get back to. super weird. the weirdest.
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3641new deal style programs for public housing is plan a, the hanging of bankers from every lamppost until the streets everywhere are choked with the cleansing stench of thousands of rotting corpses is plan b
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3646it's really the residential development industry that's killing us as a nation, and most urban areas are probably beyond fucked at this point re housing
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3651lmao do people not realize the Pittsburgh thread is a honeypot
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3658I'd imagine his kind of engineering and construction is still pretty heavily unionized, but hey maybe they broke all those unions too
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3665your emails just have a warmer sound
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3672i occasionally dig into vba and it's really, really bad. its also so hilariously full of security problems that MS is like are you suuuure you want to use VB whenever you try to save
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3677of course that's not what my resume says, my resume says I'm a known SQL toucher
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3684sameish. I'm in one of those weird kinds of jobs where I encounter code all the time and sometimes play with it or write a line or two but it's all self taught and I'm sure really bad
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3691something something garbage collector
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3696Look in the bright side, at least as a novice idiot motorcyclist there's a high likelihood of him being maimed or killed
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3703Ted Cruz wrapped in clingfilm
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3710mods name change to Mr. Kernel
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3717do elaborate, I enjoy your tales of mishap
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3724tbf nobody on the Christian Right reads the bible because the New Testament is way too left wing for them
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3729I would vote for anyone for Mayor if they promised to ban leaf blowers, even if his or her other policies were reprehensible
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3736FYI graph dark souls 3 comes out in a couple of weeks and unless you get out in front of it, it's probably going to get super annoying itt
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3743in America this would have been a murder suicide
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3750lol
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3755that's why I take dr Wurlitzer's patented cranial sitch unfucking tonic
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3760it's good to see that the tiny, insignificant hamlet of Pittsburgh is finally getting its day in the sun here in yospos
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3765Nice weather in Portland always brings one thing: assholes with leaf blowers that can be heard for 5 blocks in every direction
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3770oh yeah my upgrade path is always like 5 years in sure it's not worth early adopting cuz my only need to upgrade is for VR and VR just ain't there yet either
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3775Lmao trump has only one strategy and that's to sew endless chaos, turns out it's a pretty good strategy for winning republican primaries
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3780when are the graphics cards that are supposed to be a huge leap forward coming out?
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3785ok I'll make them up then quiggy don't you dare say that about my mother again and lobster it doesn't matter how old their genitals are, it's how old their mind is
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3792ironically anime is probably what sparked her interest in ethical child molestation studies in the first place
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3799it's not ok to harass pedophiles suspected or otherwise they should be jailed and/or treated
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3804harassment is bad but so is advocating for child porn on Twitter when you work for a children's entertainment company? i think the truth is in the middle here
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3809I like that this person basically seems to want nobody to be on their side(except maybe child molesters?)
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3816squeezy is... real posting?
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3818(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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3823Lol at everyone here freaking out as if something even weirder won't happen by Friday
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3830"roast the hell out of my beans" said the stock broker, tied up at the feet of Lady Divine
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3835thorin oakenshield
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3840is that the guy from the hobbit
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3847I don't get it
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3852if it wasn't for that stupid T it would be a full anagram
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3857you can't spell Donald Trump without Ronald Dump
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3864NO...... NO!
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3869I'm sure the grandmas and grandpas that still use Facebook will be very excited
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3876the part where Trump basically doesn't have a significantly different stance from the rest of the party, yet completely shreds their plausible by coming right out and saying it in plain English
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3881omg trump just said women should be punished for having abortions on hardball, and I'm eating a McDouble. I'm lovin it
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3888one of those fonts with snow on them inspired a cool ice cave HyperCard stack I made back in the day
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3893comic sans is due for an ironic revival
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3898If it doesn't start raining again soon all the good work this winter has done to drive Californians away will be ruined
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3905lol
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3912oh is that actually a thing? I was making fun of how my hometown stole the keep Austin weird slogan but of course everywhere else stole it too
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3917I remember that they had even disabled certain sql functions at my last job to force people to use the effective date format they wanted to come out of one system even though it was incompatible with the rest of our effective dates in other systems
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3924oh my god, hr is extremely effective date driven and this is the fucking bane of my existence
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3929how did he manage to wheaze out I am ready to die with 250 pounds of pig laying on his chest
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3936lmao can you imagine how many times they had to rehearse to get that cock and bull story straight
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3943Any time he's in the news and not Ted Cruise or Dennis Kucinich is a good news cycle for Trump.
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3948Interesting that people are mostly naming cartoons, because you have to live in a child's world of fantasy to justify being a republican to yourself
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3955The problem with conservatives is that all they know how to do is punch down because they all consider themselves to be temporarily embarrassed millionaires. Being a liberal you learn that it's hard to punch down unless you really know how to make it funny
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3962Every day she cried "safe space" just as chicken-fingered dawn rises every morning from the gravy-dark sea.
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3967hey if you don't want to try the thing that makes the game you bought for 60 or near there finally good go ahead, but I'd highly recommend survival mode
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3972(Stands in front of brick wall) "Hillarys a bitch" (crowd erupts in wild laughter, shaking the very foundations of the conservative comedy cellar) "what did I offend you?"
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3977A homeless man goes to the emergency room for a persistent cough but it turns out that he didn't get aids from dirty needles but the tricks he turned to feed his crippling addiction!
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3984More examples of conservative humor:a toddler is struck by a semi, dragged for half a mile until they recovered his lifeless body twisted around an axel turns out he was an anchor baby and his parents are deported!
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3991Imagine being one of the most powerful men in the world and still having to pay for it, it must be humiliating
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3996Conservative humor always fails but never does it fail as spectacularly as when they ape liberal styles. Remember that right wing daily show? Me neither
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4003companies are so busy trying to milk the most out of their low level ftes that they haven't noticed that their management has gone to shit. this is the result of basically never promoting anyone you could source for cheaper. without question, every quality manager I've ever had has been promoted up
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4010Sad!
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4017I didn't follow the dc madam story very closely I had no idea that there was a gag order on releasing the names. That seems uh corrupt?
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4022it's also what they call their money in Iceland
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4027the thing is only cjs really care about the email thing, most of America has forgotten about it
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4034I would be very surprised if Hillary was indicted at this point but this election has already been weird as fuck
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4039all in on h1tler420
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4046Austin should really move to a better state then people would feel comfortable moving there
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4053Cruz threatened something called "the sailor's doom" to all that opposed him, Trump turned into a real life Trump markov generator, and Kasich's head inflated like a ballon and he was carried off into the next state
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4065Keep Pittsburgh Weird!
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4070why do you need a bathhouse in a society where you can just do gay stuff if you want pretty easily
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4075it's probably fake. For now humanity can rest safe in the knowledge that we can't be truly certain that Ted Cruz has had sex
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4080oh my god you guys, i am watching worst movie on tcm for whm and have to write it down somewhere the next time listener request month rolls around. it's called wanda nevada, and it makes blame it on rio look like harold and maude
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4085Lmao this whole dustup is over that? Conservatives really are weak
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4097it's not that it makes the game more difficult per se it just gives you more decisions to make and makes the decisions more meaningful.
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4099honestly it seems like they all played dark souls sometime after the gameplay systems in fallout 4 were marked DO NOT CHANGE and went oh we are god damn idiot children at making combat and it practically says as much in the notes
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4106I'm enjoying it so far though it's really punishing
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4111because im like years behind this thread, what culture novel should i get after player of games and consider phlebas
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4118the government should enable people to live whatever dumb dream they desire
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4123you could hear his voice just getting higher and higher pitched with each word
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4130you can hear a little vibrato of pleasure in his voice when he talks about foreigner death
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4135hmm, fallout 4 is uh a good game now?
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4140soon trump will be talking about chairman mao and anime
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4145trump called america a third world nation on national television. trump is lf as fuck
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4152it's disturbing as fuck
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4157jeb bush went boom
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4164Teach me how to Dugin
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4171Don't forget that Anderson "Cooper" is a Vanderbilt, he's probably known Trump socially for years.
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4178Every time Anderson Cooper corrects him he just goes nuh uh
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4185i was looking for info this morning all over their website but i hadn't updated since 2015. looking at the news tho it looks like you're right, everything is saying its almost done, im fuckin stoked
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4192festival parking would probably cost you just as much if not more than the tickets themselves
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4197chvrches chvcken
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4204lmao
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4211no it's the goon with ITS A TRILBY NOT A FEDORA
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4218acupupture
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4225there are dogs that eat better and get better medical care than millions of American children lmao
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4232that's a weird cowinkidink, I literally just went by one of these
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4239one of them was replaced by an overpriced "vintage" store which is proof that God has a cruel sense of humor
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4246after I moved to New York my old neighborhood in Portland became more and more gentrified and I measured this by how many wig shops had closed when I came back to visit. by the time I moved back for good all of the wig shops had closed
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4253I hope it exists
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4260I just talked about the mcdoubles I pour down my face on a probably weekly basis, I'm not mad it's just not really beer
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4267the asterisk is that most Americans don't drink beer but beer flavored rice wine
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4272india penis ale
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4277boner mass index
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4301it really seems like a lot of musicians become mentally frozen at the time when they became rich, esp this is particularly clear if you watch trash television like love and hip hop
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4308the Goodyear blimp flies by, it's readout proclaiming "Health Insurance Is A Charity"
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4315If his strategy is "bitches be crazy" like this he's fucked
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4320Trump supporters keep forgetting that they're just a teeny tiny itty bitty piece of the general electorate
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4334yes yes then walking simulators will rise
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4339really glad we found a solution that nobody was happy with
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4346it might surprise you to know that many dems are shit as well
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4351conservative women are property, you don't worry about how your car feels parked there do you?
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4358I thought it was already shut down?
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4363what's that giant white thing in the distance
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4368survival mode now available on fallout 4 beta branch on steam. anyone have a chance to try it yet?
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4375cool centuries old faith and people u got there, you wouldnt mind if I genocide them a little
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4380that's he way I like it baby I don't want to live forever (pops down VR helmet, strapped into Rez suit)
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4385they don't make video games anymore, just five minute long "VR experience"
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4392well that would be one way to deal with drunk drivers
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4399more than likely it'll be a feature that only comes with the most high end and luxury of cars even though it's mostly software and some webcams and will add an additional five figgies to the car's price, so it'll never really take off
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4406oh, I'm for nobody but robots on the road
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4411just ship the robocars already, how could they possibly cause more accidents than the people we have on the road right now?
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4416weren't the eye guys making a space hulk game? it looks like there haven't been any updates on this since 2015
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4423The Republican Party would rather rip itself to teeny tiny pieces than give Trump the nomination apparently.
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4430There was a sex tape but it rent The Veil and had to be contained by agents known only to the Catholic Church, the CIA and the Five Secret Dragons.
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4435i would poke holes and give you plenty of sugar water i swear
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4442i want to keep you in a jar
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4456if i was your dean and you asked me for a raise i'd get out he ol projector for the rest of your tenure
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4463the inflation problem would be solved instantly by the US dollar suddenly becoming worthless in favor of grains of rice and wild caught squirrels
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4470Yeah but the rich weren't high on OxyContin 24/7 back then
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4477It's not against their interest, they already have all that money. It's just odd to me that Ted Cruz has more in common with a gutter punk than a soccer mom, ideologically
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4482It's weird that the right wing of our nation is run by actual anarchists with massive amounts of money and power
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4487trump is like a 12-year-old who jumps the stand and somehow hits a run and the ref goes there's nothing in the rule book and then they somehow become the star player and remake the team
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4494we know that at least one person knows for sure if Cruz is a cheater
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4496Maybe it's two
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4501Donald trump wants to advance gay rights the way a boot and a top hat advance past GO
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4508this led me to this
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4512which it's like, what right thinking american conservative or liberal and say hey this is the direction we should be going as a country: Understanding the Liberty Score®
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4519have someone tie you into a straitjacket at night and make a circle of wolfsbane around your bed during full moons.
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4524thats the thing, you have to have a guy who is dorky enough to want it but enough i dunno delusional and confident enough to put on a sadness hat around a loved one and still look at themselves in the mirror in the morning and that's like me and one or two dudes here at the moment and i've got medical bills to pay
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4529i feel like you are underestimating man's devotion to his penis a little bit
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4536I got retarded potential son
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4543not same
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4548when I say titles I definitely meant text, the more I think about it no matter how fly your radio voice it's not going to come off well
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4553my gut tells me that p much anyone would be annoyed by a voice over but like I said I don't know your industry so if it's a layperson watching your video (like a recruiter) some titles with buzzwords would help but if it's like a guy who is a manager only by virtue of having been there a long time he might be annoyed by anything that's not just some clips he can quickly scrub through.
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4558that sounds like a very specific industry you are going for, so I can't help you there but some general advice would be don't expect your audience to have anything but the most basic codecs to watch your videos with and make the time commitment required to view your portfolio as small as possible
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4565mario nx: horsebag nights
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4570I would love a service that just streamed random music videos from like 1978-1994. some kind of music television or something
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4575my wife has to look for a job so I'm quitting weed with her in solidarity. luckily it's easy to pass a drug test if all you are doing is cocaine or heroin, it's really only demon weed that makes it hard to fool
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4582that's a spicy meatball
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4589with VR you can visit a San Francisco made entirely of shit where dotcom billionaires sleep on the street and homeless people run their shopping carts over them. shitworld
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4594i want to make a thing where you're wandering through a part of the Bronx under a subway overpass and then the overpass is really an aqueduct and water just starts pouring from it and water starts pouring from all the windows and suddenly you're in an underwater garden and the bodegas are run by octopi as schools of fish get into angry traffic arguments
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4601there is a big reason and that reason is money
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4608skinner boxes are dumb as shit, I'd be happier with postcards from Venus than even a good implementation of an mmo
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4615the idea of needing to be more fit to be more competitive in a multiplayer shooter or something sounds really intriguing tbh
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4622virtual tours are cool but I'm excited for virtual tours of fictional and irrational places. I was learning unreal with the desired goal to make a bunch of these but 600 bucks for something I'd really only want to spend 15 minutes in at a time come on lol
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4624it'll be the cd rom boom all over again
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4629yospos is the rapist
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4636it can definitely communicate different messages and do different things from a tv but yeah if it's just going to be used to make traditional video games but in vr, I agree it's a non starter
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4639but the real problem that's going to keep it from taking off is the price tag that makes it impossible to justify to someone who isn't single or in the six figgie zone (and even not then if you have kids)
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4644soon we will be the assholes for not strapping a techno blindfold to our faces in public, just like everyone used to laugh at people who wore google glass and 
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4647hmm on reflection probably not
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4654or maybe the leview embargo rifted
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4659I guess it's rift time huh
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4664we are two weeks out from ds3 and people are already having mental breakdowns
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4669How could trump get any press if they weren't allowed to print lies?
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4676I miss being a union man but unfortunately am at a point in my career where it's no longer possible
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4683f u
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4690I don't even own a tv
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4695cruz always expects anal
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4702We also need to be very rigid.
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4709cruz's people call them thralls
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4719they should really rename the station to vanilla
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4726ted cruz has TWO illegitimate children!?
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4733(circles toddler's ears)
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4740Haha what the fuck program director thought that was the right guy for the kink audience; the kind of audience that thinks garlic aioli is too spicy.
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4742Al! fucked around with this message at Mar 27, 2016 around 21:09
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4745I'm just talkin bout Cruz fellas (grins so wide my head splits open blood and centipedes fly out)
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4752haha this guy is in the same county as you?
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4757Why doesn't anybody stop Isis? I'm glad Trump is the only guy who says he's going to stop them.
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4762I wonder what Marconi is doing right now
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4769was she sitting under the podium?
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4781Kind of like how people who are capable of forming relationships with the opposite sex don't worry about feminism
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4788And id proudly stand up next to you and defend her still today
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4795it illustrated my point about how conservatives are the real safe-spacists tyvm
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4802l m a o
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4809hey man I might be a bad poster but I didn't give your family anything
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4814Of course being universally big fucking babies every single time Brad gets kicked out for screaming "ACTUALLY" in someone's face they run and cry to the conservative press, who immediately paints this as the greatest tyranny of our times
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4819don't worry, minorities don't hate the straight white male and in fact he is welcome into all safe spaces they just want to have a political discussion without Brad McSophomoreeconomicsmajor um actuallying them about bell curves and them having it better than any point in history
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4826he screamed, whitely
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4833It is really funny when conservatives basically call for austerity measures in their own country
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4840That seams unlikely
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4847Sweet trumpet
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4852turns out pretty darn excited
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4859How excited are wrestling fans that their analogies are actually relevant this election.
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4866Well in that case than if you want to go by its original definition people making fun of safe spaces are essentially making fun of the concept of wanting to go out on the weekend without being afraid of being beaten or raped in which case do you chase your bliss etc.
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4869but if you're using it to make fun of sensitive children being sensitive children but cry about liberal hypocrisy whenever confronted about it you are also a sensitive child
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4874why is it that people who like to mock strawman millenials for the concept of safe spaces whine and tear their hair out the most when their safe spaces are invaded
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4881-Voltaire
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4888lol
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4895I'll stop pretending this when we also stop pretending he still has a chance
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4900Good to see even socialists have to deal with the guy who's like "did you know black people were better off in the antebellum south than under reconstruction?" but on a global scale.
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4907lotta rolled up jeans in this shot
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4912there, does that prove to you I could be a republican presidential candidate
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4919go fuck yourself
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4924Speaking of local weirdos: did you know that the guy who drives around that art car with the big stone head
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4927is the same guy who does all those extremely corny window paintings?
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4934portland's cable access game was on point in the late 90s/early 2000s. my favorite one was one that showed old rock and roll videos and sometimes you would see some titties.
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4941200-300, wrap in foil, if youre worried about them being dry add just a lil water to the foil
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4948I mean I don't want your last thoughts as the flaming wreckage of your bike explodes to be everyone in your life saying I told you so
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4960that is way too much to pay for a stick blender
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4965that new theme park tycoon game "planet coaster" which looks good has an early alpha release but it's priced at $75 when the full release game is planned to be priced at only $30, i guess to punish their biggest supporters?
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4972not to mention that anyone obsessed with it is by their own definition forever a beta
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4979I loved him on rocko's modern life
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4984I just figured out how to stream ESPN so I guess I'll be watching some baseball this year
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4989I guess that's one way to get the checks to stop coming
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4994Holy shit I haven't thought about that guy in years. I recognized him once in Fred Meyer in high school when my friends and I were super stoned, he seemed delighted to be recognized but he had a weird little toady with him that made fun of us for being stoned
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4999well they do seem to become libertarians a lot
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5006I wonder how they'll figure out whose access badge to deactivate
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5013(In sad bear voice) it's what I deserve
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5018scientists have determined that the universe is really a hologram, but what they don't realize is that they you me and everyone we know and love are being projected from a small silver disk embedded in trump's forehead. If he loses the nomination then the election he will just "reload" reality until he gets it right
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5025yeah i mean when you cut pieces off of him they just grow into another ted cruz, i'd condemn him too
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5030Wow that guy seems so cool and buff
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5035before leaving the room, Ted winked at the unmoving figure on the bed her painted face twisted in a mask of horror
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5040rip
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5047rip
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5054rip
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5059I don't leave the house with money but I suck a mean dick so I don't have to I just get it when I want it
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5064I work a few blocks from the giant pringle, hopefully going home won't be a nightmare
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5071the wedding singer is the best popcorn movie he made, you should watch that one
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5076Ted Cruz was always the Black Goat of the family
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5083lol
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5090was that Bay Area guy who got caught up in weapons trafficking a dem?
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5095this is my favorite one I've written so far, I wrote it this morning:
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5097When Teddy was a boy, his father kept him away from a stone well which squatted next to a gnarled tree on the Cruz family estate. All night, on nights when like all boys Teddy's mind was filled with questions, Teddy would watch his father as he directed men in faded hazmat suits the color of spoiled milk. They would drag large misshapen bags, bits of machinery, and sometimes struggling sheep or goats over to the well and then they would vanish.
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5099One night when his father was out on mission, Teddy snuck out, emboldened by swashbuckling tales he was not allowed at home but nevertheless his school mates - who loved the sunny, generous boy - would sneak him at recess. He passed the endless hallways of crucifixes who craned their neck to look at you when you walked by - that was the main feature of his family home. He slowly crawled through the field past the little row of wooden crosses he dared not ask about.
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5101After what felt like many nights of crawling, little Teddy looked into the well and what he saw brought white hot tears to his eyes. It was his future: sacred surgeries, libraries of flesh, the living prostrate before the dead mounted on thrones of wriggling scarabs. And everywhere blood flowed, both holy and profane. It was too late that Teddy realized that the gnarled old oak was really a grasping hand.
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5103It's hard to say who or what crawled out of that well 7 days later, slick with gore. But it's undeniable that it was Ted Cruz.
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5110my favorite part of this election cycle is reading and writing what I call Cruzpunk
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5117bar toilet water seasoned with booth scrapings
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5122lotus notes
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5129ah but you see, God is real
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5134Here's my deal. I don't really believe the the Ted Cruz affair story but what gives it the most credence to me is the resentful way his family treats him
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5139When Teddy was a boy, his father kept him away from a stone well which squatted next to a gnarled tree on the Cruz family estate. All night, on nights when like all boys Teddy's mind was filled with questions, Teddy would watch his father as he directed men in faded hazmat suits the color of spoiled milk. They would drag large misshapen bags, bits of machinery, and sometimes struggling sheep or goats over to the well and then they would vanish.
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5141One night when his father was out on mission, Teddy snuck out, emboldened by swashbuckling tales he was not allowed at home but nevertheless his school mates - who loved the sunny, generous boy - would sneak him at recess. He passed the endless hallways of crucifixes who craned their neck to look at you when you walked by - that was the main feature of his family home. He slowly crawled through the field past the little row of wooden crosses he dared not ask about.
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5143After what felt like many nights of crawling, little Teddy looked into the well and what he saw brought white hot tears to his eyes. It was his future: sacred surgeries, libraries of flesh, the living prostrate before the dead mounted on thrones of wriggling scarabs. And everywhere blood flowed, both holy and profane. It was too late that Teddy realized that the gnarled old oak was really a grasping hand.
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5145It's hard to say who or what crawled out of that well 7 days later, slick with gore. But it's undeniable that it was Ted Cruz.
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5152and tho the hos were rather small
5153We had to count them all
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5160please Ted leave my wife alone boo hoo hooooooooo
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5165God exists
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5170fuuuuuuck it's morning
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5177but does it play dubstep horns
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5184dynamite this across mt rushmore
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5191Wait that tweet came from the AI? We are doomed as a species
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5196I missed the trump AI think that's how weird this has gotten
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5203look at the corner of his mouth
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5210thats cool art is cool
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5217Imagine that face saying "my pussy game on fleek"
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5222The child is three now. You practically see his face on every corner and nightly during the mandatory prayer broadcasts.
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5227Ted comes less and less - in both ways. In an argument he calls you fat and you tell him the truth. He storms out and that's the last you see of presidential hopeful Ted Cruz.
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5232Ted Cruz kisses you gently on the forehead and leaves. You know he's going back to his wife but you don't mind. You are carrying Ted's child now.
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5237You and Cruz go for a bike ride. Later on, you collapse into each other's arms in freshly cut grass
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5242Ted Cruz and you laughing on the couch, subtly getting closer as you look deeper into his eyes
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5249yeah I guess if you're lucky enough to live in linear time but I've been through this loop five times now help get me out
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5256The hell that Cruz came from is not one of the ones with flames, it's one of the ones with wet skittering things in the dark
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5261smell my finger
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5271"lyin' ted", as he was known by the trail of broken hearts he left behind, stepped into the miami air, perfumed with frankincense and ready for a night on the town. he popped down his sunglasses, studded with rhinestones and shaped like the roman cross. its cruzin time.
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5278the least believable part is that cruz has sexual organs that do not kill on contact
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5283i think the biggest reason that ted cruz can't win is that america truly is a christian nation, by demographics and still for a large part by culture and if there's one thing Christians are good at it's at recognizing the devil in people and wanting to quench it with fire
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5288but he still can't win
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5295i really only know two things politically at this point: men who complain on the internet about not being able to call people faggots or sissies or cucks or whatever is standing in for "not real men, like me a man, heh" at the time maybe hate those whiny, crybaby college students so much because they see too much of themselves in them, and when i looked into ted cruz's eyes i only saw the void. good luck even maintaining an erection
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5302pathetic man writes about pathetic life, internet weirdos take it as if he's some sort of bob dylan write about time that's a changin and answer that's a blowin
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5309i want cruz to be the nominee so bad i can taste it the way ted cruz himself tastes copper in the morning after waking from his nightly dreams of bloodshed
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5322some good cruzpunk right here
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5329haha oh wow man
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5336(monocle pops off, rolls down the hill to join little rivulets of monocles, monocles spilling out into the street from houses on all sides, monocle sun, its all monooooocccccccllllllleeeeesssss)
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5343it was on netflix or hulu or something years ago which is how i first watched it. now it looks like you can only stream it by buying it on amazon.
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5348they didn't? that's fucking stupid of them. is the rage team working on it or some dumb shit like that?
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5353anyone else watching Larry Sanders?
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5360Martin Starr is the perfect example of a dude who really turned it around for himself in the looks dept
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5367hmm that doesn't look like Pittsburgh, are you sure you should be posting in this Pittsburgh locals only thread?
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5374The chairman formerly known as Reince
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5379whatever you do, don't let him cook you dinner
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5386lmao
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5393I guess you're right, nobody is quite this disgusting
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5400wtf why
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5407do you think ferretball is still out there just losing his shit about Muslim women?
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5412if you don't find him viscerally repellant you won't I guess but it's not the fat. the first time I saw him was some video from minecon and there's something about him that made my skin crawl
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5417that's because he's an incredibly unpleasant person just to look at. like Ted Cruz but for video games
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5422That's pretty close to the DMZ
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5429(paff) NO. BAD MILLENIAL
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5436we don't have fluoride in our city's water and I don't lose more than one tooth per year
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5441coworkers are never friends, but former coworkers can become friends
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5444coworkers can however become lovers
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5449If you want a fun thing to notice, as you head down the banfield a little after the Lloyd center exit they're building a new encampment into the side of the gulch
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5454We'd have a perfect downtown business district if all these pesky people we displaced weren't still hanging around
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5459The only psa at rest stops should be warning you about anonymous sex
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5466I guess the next step in the evolution will be to encourage people to tear down encampments and then to light sleeping homeless people on fire after that
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5471i played so much thief and deus ex that I can't really do 3rd person stealth at all like in the hit man games which is weird because you think stealth would be way easier from 3rd person
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5476Lol keep it classy Portland business alliance
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5480http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/...e_replaced.html
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5485let us quote from the book of Zardoz:
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5487The Penis is evil! The Penis shoots Seeds, and makes new Life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the Gun shoots Death and purifies the Earth of the filth of Brutals. Go forth, and kill! Zardoz has spoken.
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5502yeah sex stuff can be expensive
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5509p sure every republican candidate wants a scorched earth policy in the Middle East, a move that will absolutely guarantee more terrorist attacks in the US and abroad because their goal is to actually make America less safe because this makes republican candidates more electable
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5514Cruz has called for gitmo detainees to be flayed alive because "technically it's not torture if their entire world is pain, a sweet symphony that all humans will know when I Awaken"
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5521it is wrong for people to go after Ted Cruz for voting with his conscience. He simply believed his actions would create the most human misery at the time.
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5526Not a white nationalist candidate
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5533tbf they might be sleeper cell Muslim terrorists who are different from other random mass shootings because they often have brown skin, which connects them to the rest of the Islamic hive mind
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5540that would be lake wobegone
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5545I feel like motorcycles are a holdover from a time when "die in war at 18" was considered an acceptable and normal life outcome
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5552hey maybe she will just get maimed instead
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5557I like this fantasy the republicans have that if someone else wins Trump will blink out of existence and not cause havoc for them during the GE
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5562why does everyone in mgrr smile so weird
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5569and we've just ratcheted down another notch, thanks America
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5574Ted Cruz only takes the high road so he can drop down on unsuspecting adventurers in the dark
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5581hey man whatever helps you sleep at night lol
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5586oh that explains why you're this dumb
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5593lmao
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5600anyone who thinks children acting like children is the doom of society deserves the crushing loss that is their everyday lives
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5607i seem to remember people responding to people mocking them for donating getting responses like "OH YEAH well I just DONATED AGAIN"
5608
5609and i also remember afterwards people being like well uh i i guess its his money sigh
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5614for every oversensitive millennial there's a hundred bitter weirdos to talk about how they're destroying the very right to SPEECH ITSELF
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5626ahahaha
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5635what state do said exes live in?
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5640i dont think i eat particularly better than anyone else and im not a big fat dude so i have no idea either
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5647his vision for america is to make it more like saudi arabia, a country he will nuke including mecca with the slightest amount of provocation
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5654i mean what else am i supposed to do there
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5659you ever notice those dry crumbly hey get away from my computer jerry seinfeld
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5664lmao
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5669apparently I by far spend all of my money on groceries
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5676they did a whole gfunk bit during their set that I liked a lot
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5681some whites dragged me to a tribe called quest show filled with whites
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5688The death drive of the American Right has really kicked into high gear. They seem to actively want to destroy America more than even the Shah
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5695I would pull my kids out of her classroom
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5700cjs: I just found out San Dimas is a real place
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5707You can tell which ones haven't been exposed to Ted Cruz because they aren't screaming skeletons made of bees with blood pouring eternally from their eye and nose holes
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5714You think we have it bad, someone has to grow up as the starspawn of Ted "chief among the cosmic horrors" Cruz
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5719just a 30 second spot that's just Ted chomping on that gun bacon
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5726Jeb's a mess but Ted is mess
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5733I didn't know newt was a lady doctor
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5740I dub thee sir ankle biter
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5747what if instead of the controller
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5750that is the nx
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5757I just noticed her part is in a really weird place that makes her look severely deformed. also the part in her hair
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5764people seem to be really into that Scared Stiff table but every time I've played it I've drained within seconds, so idk.
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5767my favorite table is of course Dr Dude
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5772I give a fuck, shifty nipples
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5777There's also plenty of places you can get healing crystal in Gresham.
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5782That's ok, when our healthcare system collapses there are still plenty of stores that sell healing crystals on the coast
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5789Richard Kiel is a woman?!?!?! oh
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5793I had a high score on a creature 3D table at my local arcade for a while, does that count?
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5798it definitely had Paul Rust's mitts all over it so ]f you didn't like AD season 4 you probably won't like new peewee
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5803I don't have any particular love for peewee's big adventure and really liked the Netflix thing, maybe I'm the problem?
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5808he funny thing is the reason they won't fix this massive looming shitstorm is that the person who broke it is too busy trying to put it on other people/depts to protect herself to make the relatively simple table updates that she broke that will fix the problem
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5813cjs: I'm Cassandra
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5820(CNN cuts to table next to podium piled high with Men's Pocky)
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5825I hope Cruz gets nominated so I can sell a Cruzpunk horror book deal
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5832Lmao
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5839I played around a bit with an emulator on an android pad that has haptic feedback, it was ok but any game that required manual dexterity was fucking garbage (donkey kong country for example)
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5844kalstrams a lot of Americans think that bad foreign movies are actually good because we don't understand the language or find the accents exotic, is that what is going on with you and bad American films?
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5849is that the nx?!?!
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5854thanks buddy!
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5861...
5862..._
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5869I don't like the sacrilege (rips off face, it's Ted Cruz! rips of face again it's wriggling worms and beetles)
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5874I hate Personal Jesus a lot
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5879also some good recs kev
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5884good rec bump
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5891it's just pop music with lots of synthesizers, like the human league or Thomas Dolby
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5896someone name some synth pop bands to listen to at work today, I'm in a weird mood
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5901I didn't have anything worth breaking in for lol
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5906on mine, the power button actually popped off of it and I had to have it repaired. instead of having it rma'd they sent a weird Russian guy who basically let me know he was also casing my apartment
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5913I mistakenly owned a viao laptop when I was too young to know better and it was a huge piece of shit, extremely poorly designed, and basically fell apart on me
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5920one day we will actually elect him president
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5927I can't believe he actually watched the joke suggestion of ridiculous 6.
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5934I mean when the question is who's less bed: the tower of gibbering skulls crammed into a glistening pink skein or the howling insecure would be citrus in chief
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5941trump wants to "spill the beans" on his daughter
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5946there's going to be so much masturbation with weird hats on
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5953really? is it easier to solo now? I really do want to get through it because it's so fuckin cool but again mmos are really bad and unfun to play for the most part if you're not an mmo person
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5955weirdly, the elder scrolls mmo is the most enjoyable one I've played
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5962it is one of the coolest and most atmospheric video game worlds ever created and also completely almost unplayably boring
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5969as is any good taco gettin place
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5974when she was initially called out, she claimed the faux pas was because she was from France
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5981I guess if you like eggs with hair
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5986what would police patrols in Muslim neighborhoods even do besides radicalize he children of moderate Muslims?
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5991let's patrol Muslim neighborhoods like the restless dead patrol the subterranean necropolis that serves as both my tomb and cradle says unspeakable horror Ted Cruz
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5998a terrorism happened so maybe kill them all? says official tv man piers morgan
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6006lmao
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6013dad joke central
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6018my plastic surgeon botched my sex reassignment surgery by replacing my spine with kosher bread and now I'm a challah back girl
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6023also the part where they had apparently a massive sfx budget and apparently couldn't figure out a better way to do something with the concept of a dream world that can be reshaped at will than a series of plodding shootouts
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6030it takes itself too seriously that's the whole problem. too serious to be an entertaining heist movie, too dull to be an entertaining scifi movie
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6037inception isn't a good movie
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6044Anything that will get them to Muslim megadeaths is fine with them
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6051I've been backed up before but this is ridiculous
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6056so re: Brussels did the airport attacks happen at security because it has always seemed like way less safe that we've created these massive choke points glutted with people at all of our airports
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6061so did trump's ratings spike in the wake of Brussels because America is dumb as shit and wants to be less safe?
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6066do you think that top gun was banned from shipboard video libraries because of dadt?
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6073WAR PORN
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6080yeah apparently this groundbreaking scientific and technological discovery that will eventually allow human beings to breathe underwater indefinitely without the use of expensive and bulky equipment just needs crowdfunding to get off the ground
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6087turns out that the ruling class and the terrorists have similar objectives, who could have guessed
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6092actually I have a pretty good fucking idea who said that
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6099syq
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6104cms:
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6108ccms: cms still largely shit
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6113I must be playing too much Factorio because I looked out my office window and just for a split second everything was conveyor belts and assembly machines
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6120I learned this from you actually lol. 
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6122my commute bridge in 2013 closed to bus and truck traffic because they tried to repair it on the cheap and the deck actually delaminated. afaik it's still restricted
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6129being comfortable with the idea of living in Ohio is a curse from God anyway
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6136Americans must think we seized all this infrastructure from the native Americans
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6141get ready to hear about a lot more long term bridge closures in the near future
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6148spaghetti with meat cubes
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6155what if you took the meat and gave it the most surface area possible, like a sphere
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6162I'd do anything for turkey, but I won't do that
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6167"The struggle is real" says a 20 year old blonde girl in horned rimmed spectacles
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6174(seven trumpets blow, seven seals are thrown open, seven black goats rise from Babylon. A man the size of an old gnarled oak but made of veiny gums and gnashing teeth rises from a pool of menses and clots of knotted black hair) "actually it's about ethics in video game journalism"
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6181You giggle but that trophy would look mighty and impressive in the delicate porcelain hands of America's future citrus in chief
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6186the small hands thing is killing him.
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6193I thought you already lived here
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6198*knock knock* hey Suresh its Jeff did you get that email I forwarded you?
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6203scribblenauts was an amazing concept that never quite came together for me
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6208lol Castro has been dead for years
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6213Anal memes
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6220my mother was forced into retirement because she didn't have a bachelors degree and the company didn't want to assist her getting one
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6225cjs: the person I'm trying to troubleshoot this massive 80,000-row database error is refusing to listen to me when I tell her exactly why the error is happening because it would mean it was her fault. the pedant in me just wants to "well actually" but I'm realizing that sometimes you gotta let people hang themselves if they're so determined to do so
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6230damn can't believe we are getting dark souls 3 so soon, felt like this one just snuck up. wife is already preparing to not hear much out of me for the remainder of April
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6237does the mod work with current games because no way I'm starting over at this point
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6242they keep Michel Ancel locked in a tiny golden cage with wings and every once in a while they rattle his cage and he goes bawk beyond good and evil 2
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6247the first Rayman platformer felt new and exciting but the rest of their output since then has mostly been chicken grease and sawdust
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6252Ubisoft game resembles gray oatmeal again, gamers somehow surprised