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1####HALL count: 1####
2According to a janitor 10 rooms down the hall who wishes to remain anonymous, trade talks seem to be going good!
3####EVER count: 22####
4Ever notice how sexual predators try to become authority figures to at risk individuals 
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6Mods ?
7You ever see that old picture on Google Images when you would search for like 'Apple' or something innocuous and it'd show that guy balls deep in his Ford? 
8
9That, but poorly photo-shopped to be a Tesla truck.
10only idiots say "priced in"
11
12Nothing is ever fully priced in because nothing is certain
13PF doesn't think the stock market exists, they think you should always be dumping any extra cash into your debt, savings, 401k, or IRA.
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15Which to be fair is a better strategy than most of the idiots in our society will ever come up with
16He's talking about these water saving toilets that have very little water or water pressure, and it's actually true if you've ever used one and take big dumps.
17Imagine being poor on Chicago's Southside and getting a multi million rap dollar contact and entering the world of the famous and wealthy and then pissing it all away on drugs and dying at fucking Midway airport.
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19Fuck man, if I ever hit the big time I'm going 10x deeper into my health kick. Dying when you finally get it is the ultimate loss and the ultimate failure. God gave you everything, money,pussy, Fame, talent, etc and you fucking die?
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21Meanwhile I keep hustling my brothers.
22Bruh I’ve been getting full body scans yearly now ever since I made it. Puts my mind at ease to know I got no cancer anywhere and low risk of sudden cardiac arrest
23Do you ever sleep bro
24You ever read something and it gives you a headache? ?
25Anyone ever successfully launder money through casinos? Asking for a friend ??
26Wow u are the stupid fuck ever u deserve to lose that money putting it all in a penny stock
27I learn a lot from you fools?  I don't ever follow trades but I do find out about companies I've never heard of.. Just wanted to share the love - I hope I've been contributing and giving back my share???
28Not much luck with Asian becky. There were plenty in college. I have not mingled with them a lot ever since i graduated.
29Does anyone ever go through phases in the same day where they love their life but then hate it? Like they have a girlfriend they love sometimes or they think about how much money they could’ve had or some shit like that?
30Serious advice this Saturday.  Do not shack up with a girl unless she is the most beautiful smart successful one you have ever dated.  I wasted years of my life deteriorating because I let one handle me.  Let's put it in a way you can understand .. before I met her I was trading and making good profits.. a couple years into the relationship I was holding physical silver and gold with some granny dividend stocks.. I had dropped from grad school, gained a stupid amount of weight and.. I got this same advice from someone else but I failed to adhere.  So again drop a ho unless she is the most amazing girl you have ever met. You'll thank me or you won't.
31Serious advice this Saturday.  Do not shack up with a girl unless she is the most beautiful smart successful one you have ever dated.  I wasted years of my life deteriorating because I let one handle me.  Let's put it in a way you can understand .. before I met her I was trading and making good profits.. a couple years into the relationship I was holding physical silver and gold with some granny dividend stocks.. I had dropped from grad school, gained a stupid amount of weight and.. I got this same advice from someone else but I failed to adhere.  So again drop a ho unless she is the most amazing girl you have ever met. You'll thank me or you won't.
32I’m only ever gonna confess this here, and only cuz I’m drunk
33
34I pee in the family hot tub all the time
35Dude I pee in every hottub I ever get in lmao
36Have u ever seen wipe sass and bear shoe in the same chat????
37Any chance amzn will be 2000 next week? What has happened to big dick bezos? Ever since divorce, he has not been chad like before!!
38Anyone trading CARA? That is literally the most volatility i've ever seen.. pretty sure.
39Has anyone ever joined bagholdin gang? How was your experience?
40####CART count: 1####
41Win/lose thousands of dollars, but nit pick over which items in the cart to remove, even when some are $15-20. Why psychology do this
42####NEXT count: 59####
43My therapist wants me to bring you in with me for my next session
44**Magical Crayons TA.**
45
46[We broke above the bear flag (white arrow)](https://imgur.com/c6luUIJ) today, which is a very strong bullish move. Similarly, other technical indicators suggest we're back into near-term bullishness. I anticipate a push towards ATH sometime next week as long as we hear nothing about the trade deal. Using Fibonacci, we should be heading towards 319.4ish once we break past our previous ATH, which is currently our resistance level. After redrawing the crayons, tickling of 316.2ish is the top for Monday, so I would be playing those prices accordingly expecting hovering around there if we move upwards.
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48If we fail to break previous ATH early next week, I would be careful about trading as it would be a disgusting setup for a double top. Because we've broke the support line of the upwards trend early this week, it would "fit" the criteria of that particular pattern. However I do note that I'm not a big pattern trader-- I think fundamentals/news drives the technicals and not the other way around-- but it would just be convenient. 
49
50That's all I have to say. See you guys around this weekend. I'm planning to get some nachos tonight-- can't afford tendies anymore.
51**Magical Crayons TA.**
52
53[We broke above the bear flag (white arrow)](https://imgur.com/c6luUIJ) today, which is a very strong bullish move. Similarly, other technical indicators suggest we're back into near-term bullishness. I anticipate a push towards ATH sometime next week as long as we hear nothing about the trade deal. Using Fibonacci, we should be heading towards 319.4ish once we break past our previous ATH, which is currently our resistance level. After redrawing the crayons, tickling of 316.2ish is the top for Monday, so I would be playing those prices accordingly expecting hovering around there if we move upwards.
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55If we fail to break previous ATH early next week, I would be careful about trading as it would be a disgusting setup for a double top. Because we've broke the support line of the upwards trend early this week, it would "fit" the criteria of that particular pattern. However I do note that I'm not a big pattern trader-- I think fundamentals/news drives the technicals and not the other way around-- but it would just be convenient. 
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57That's all I have to say. See you guys around this weekend. I'm planning to get some nachos tonight-- can't afford tendies anymore.
58>  I think fundamentals/news drives the technicals and not the other way around
59
60Thats literally how it's been since tradetalksgoingwell.exe started running. I remember a TA report a few months back showing SPY with a double top -- checked the dates and nah fam those drops were only due to "china talks not going well" followed by "trade talks going well!". It's hard to say what's gonna happen next week + the following because trade talks are currently in the well stage but tariffs are comin up.
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62Love the reports btw, I bought spy calls when SPY hit 307 earlier this week and I remembered your expected resistance level. Got me in the green today, thanks buddy.
63Was scrolling through and there was some financial in the next post and i was like wait a second, what did i just read about turds, agreeing and all like it was a casual post on the thread
64But I feel like spy will tank next week and drags it with it
65Wow that’s mother fucker he is filth what a selfish fuck I swear I will get my revenge in this life or the next
66Tell him to make sure and use wide angle next time so we can see all of her
67Buy puts on MongoDB, earnings out next Monday.
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69How in the world this fucking company is valued at $7b+ is beyond me when their annual revenue is around $300m and they are losing money each quarter!!!
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71This might be my YOLO next Monday. Stay tuned.
72Buy puts on MongoDB, earnings out next Monday.
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74How in the world this fucking company is valued at $7b+ is beyond me when their annual revenue is around $300m and they are losing money each quarter!!!
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76This might be my YOLO next Monday. Stay tuned.
77I managed to sell my $34.5 12/13 calls for a 3% gain in the afternoon after they rose 100%. For sure thought that was gonna be an overall loss even with doubling down. 
78
7912/27 and 1/3 calls are in a prime state for the next few weeks ?
80i look forward to watching u retards loose moeney on peleoton puts for the next 3 months
81it will be over next week
82I feel like cpu's don't have much more room to grow. So you continue to increase density over then next 6 years, then what? The next great innovation is going to be a non-silicon semiconductor.
83I feel like cpu's don't have much more room to grow. So you continue to increase density over then next 6 years, then what? The next great innovation is going to be a non-silicon semiconductor.
84Jesus dude that’s why I don’t fuck with psychedelics too much. I don’t want a realization like that. 
85
86Personal experience with sleep meds, I would always sleep but the next day there was always some weird feeling that I could feel behind my eyes. Not pain but just...strain. Idk
87Costco to305 next week
88Well this week was pretty wild
89
90Theta ate my ass tho
91
92Oh well, always next week  Maybe I can get my ass eaten again.
93Ok I chugged the bottle. Tasted nasty. Downed it with some OJ. Probably will be asleep for the next 12 hours
94Will he feel tariff-y this weekend? Or will it be next weekend?
95OTM XRT calls for next week aren’t a good idea ?
96Gave up buying options today. Earlier in the week I got 4k worth 95 strike TWLO calls and about 400AMD shares, but next day trump comes out with that trade comment that he can wait till after election, scared me out of my positions for a loss, next day TWLO goes to 99. Rotated into EA puts the next day and it stayed green while rest of market tanked, sold for loss. Today was okay I bought 312 1 week calls on SPY yesterday over 100% gain but I only spent 600 unfortunately. Sold my 5k worth of SPY 312 strike 4 weeks expry yesterday, unwilling to bet so much on jobs report, and moved some of that to DIS, but DIS barely moved today. Sold those calls for minor loss. Played a little on CRM earnings and lost, shoulda know it'd barely move. But biggest loss was that EA put with the DIS calls second highest loss. Down 1500 this week. All my SPY plays were gains.
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98Decided to not buy calls anymore. Be smarter about my trading. I'll just buy shares on margin and buy them by selling puts. There's really no reason for me to buy options because my margin account sma is so high from past margin use in 2018. With 12k account I can get about 50k margin. A 5% move in stocks I own would represent 20% account swing and its less dangerous than buying options. Plus can get premiums for selling options. If I diversify stock holdings then margin call shouldn't be an issue unless the market itself crashes. Today I started this plan and already got over $500 in premium for sold puts (TWLO 98, TTD 247.5, NET 17.5). I got assigned TTD (by $0.15) but that's okay. Plan to sell call on it Monday, and calls sell for a lot, near money is like $600. Stocks I bought were small posotions just to diversify. 10 ULTA, 10 TSLA, 100 AMD. Was thinking of some PTON but would rather buy with puts.
99Gave up buying options today. Earlier in the week I got 4k worth 95 strike TWLO calls and about 400AMD shares, but next day trump comes out with that trade comment that he can wait till after election, scared me out of my positions for a loss, next day TWLO goes to 99. Rotated into EA puts the next day and it stayed green while rest of market tanked, sold for loss. Today was okay I bought 312 1 week calls on SPY yesterday over 100% gain but I only spent 600 unfortunately. Sold my 5k worth of SPY 312 strike 4 weeks expry yesterday, unwilling to bet so much on jobs report, and moved some of that to DIS, but DIS barely moved today. Sold those calls for minor loss. Played a little on CRM earnings and lost, shoulda know it'd barely move. But biggest loss was that EA put with the DIS calls second highest loss. Down 1500 this week. All my SPY plays were gains.
100
101Decided to not buy calls anymore. Be smarter about my trading. I'll just buy shares on margin and buy them by selling puts. There's really no reason for me to buy options because my margin account sma is so high from past margin use in 2018. With 12k account I can get about 50k margin. A 5% move in stocks I own would represent 20% account swing and its less dangerous than buying options. Plus can get premiums for selling options. If I diversify stock holdings then margin call shouldn't be an issue unless the market itself crashes. Today I started this plan and already got over $500 in premium for sold puts (TWLO 98, TTD 247.5, NET 17.5). I got assigned TTD (by $0.15) but that's okay. Plan to sell call on it Monday, and calls sell for a lot, near money is like $600. Stocks I bought were small posotions just to diversify. 10 ULTA, 10 TSLA, 100 AMD. Was thinking of some PTON but would rather buy with puts.
102Gave up buying options today. Earlier in the week I got 4k worth 95 strike TWLO calls and about 400AMD shares, but next day trump comes out with that trade comment that he can wait till after election, scared me out of my positions for a loss, next day TWLO goes to 99. Rotated into EA puts the next day and it stayed green while rest of market tanked, sold for loss. Today was okay I bought 312 1 week calls on SPY yesterday over 100% gain but I only spent 600 unfortunately. Sold my 5k worth of SPY 312 strike 4 weeks expry yesterday, unwilling to bet so much on jobs report, and moved some of that to DIS, but DIS barely moved today. Sold those calls for minor loss. Played a little on CRM earnings and lost, shoulda know it'd barely move. But biggest loss was that EA put with the DIS calls second highest loss. Down 1500 this week. All my SPY plays were gains.
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104Decided to not buy calls anymore. Be smarter about my trading. I'll just buy shares on margin and buy them by selling puts. There's really no reason for me to buy options because my margin account sma is so high from past margin use in 2018. With 12k account I can get about 50k margin. A 5% move in stocks I own would represent 20% account swing and its less dangerous than buying options. Plus can get premiums for selling options. If I diversify stock holdings then margin call shouldn't be an issue unless the market itself crashes. Today I started this plan and already got over $500 in premium for sold puts (TWLO 98, TTD 247.5, NET 17.5). I got assigned TTD (by $0.15) but that's okay. Plan to sell call on it Monday, and calls sell for a lot, near money is like $600. Stocks I bought were small posotions just to diversify. 10 ULTA, 10 TSLA, 100 AMD. Was thinking of some PTON but would rather buy with puts.
105What are the next bio/pharma stocks that are about to blow up? Or at least have a good chance.
106Next week we'll know
107All you gotta do is buy otm next day expiry stocks on SPY, have the stock move .5 percent or more in the right direction, and be correct 15 times in a row.
108Didn't keep up on your vaccines I see. I just reuped work a flu vaccine so guaranteed tendies for the next couple weeks for me.
109Probably plotting his next move since he doesn’t have to play RH back.
110Doubt it would be that different. All their albums have some differences but you can tell it’s still them. Their songs like You Know You’re Right which they were recording for the next album sound like it was Nirvana, nothing out of place there
111
112And anyway, at the time Nirvana was pop music
113Hope to ride the SBUX tendies train into next week! Peppermint mochas for all
114I got some SPY 317 calls for next week, but I really gotta stop playing spy and do something else lmao
115Next up for socialization is hinduhammas pussy
116Disney needs to move next week.  Terrible past week given how far up the overall market advanced.
117$GME and $SFIX should be interesting next week.
118The fed has stuff going on next week. My play is on $KL. It has lower P/E than $GLD. Subject to fuckery, buy it don't bet.
119Baby yoda green next week baby
120Some bitch flight attendant just yelled at me because I checked my wife in for a flight but then she couldn’t make it and I didn’t tell the airline. I paid for the fucking seat I deserve an empty seat next to me. They weren’t even offering to pay people to be bumped off the flight that I heard.
121I started the day with 2 OKTA calls. I ended the day with 21. Please show me the promised land next week tendy gods ???
122Avid Bioservices and Veru are the two bio firms having earnings next week, any DD for a fellow autist?
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124Fr tho, I swear if another one of these stocks skyrocket and someone posts “I told you so” and you didn’t respond to this comment with DD, I’ll slap the shit outta you
125it's consolidating, it can't shoot straight to the moon indefinitely. you got in too late. you gotta FOMO in earlier next time.
126I bought calls for next friday today with a strike of $40.15 I'm not that worried, but I was hoping for a comfy tucked in weekend.
127TIME TO GENERATE SOME ALPHA NEXT WEEK BRAH!!!!!!
128Any chance amzn will be 2000 next week? What has happened to big dick bezos? Ever since divorce, he has not been chad like before!!
129mackenzie is dumping 50b worth of amzn stock on the market. itll take months for her to sell it all so amzn is gunna be trading flat for the next year :)
130interesting price action on MJ idk if anyone else is thinking of making a play
131
132apparent 3rd wave sale finished off with a 2ish week length double bottom here around 16.75, RSI beginning to show rebounding lows on the weekly chart, plus it did well during the 2% drop so panicked traders might seek shelter in any volatility towards years end
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134havent been long in the space in a while but my theta trades are all open for next week i was thinking of selling puts, change my mind
135We break $320 next week.
136Can't wait for the SPY 320 weeklies to be ITM next week children
137Is there a way to meme Sanders into presidency so we can all make millions in puts come next november?
138VR failed as is but AR will be next game changer.Did a study on it and AR market will be 5 times VR by 2025.
139
140Maybe we already live in VR simulation...lol
141I Delete the app and always come back next day ?
142Either SBUX or WMT dropping next week?
143Holding docu calls hoping it goes higher next week
144Everything the government does costs the taxpayer. The entire thing is funded by the taxpayer. From the light bill to their salaries.
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146Edit: this is why next time you get pulled over by the police, tell the officer he works for you because his salary is your tax dollars, and then fire him and drive off
147I have profited from both shorting and going long.  Mostly focusing on Russel and Dow micros, have around $700 in capital to focus learning trading futures.  My charting was slightly off, went long on RTY (1619) overnight my TP was roughly 8 ticks off (1623.2) didn't quite get there.  next fib I had charted was 1630 went short, got stopped, went long targeting 1642, closed at 1640 and went short.  Took profit at 1635, after that in hindsight I should of stopped.
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149Personally I didn't have a trade plan, would you have reassessed, instead of trying to play swing trades?
150Tasty Works has quite a few of the E-Mini futures.  As low as $200 for micro forex pairs, $360 for Russel $550 for dow, highest is oil micros around $2000.  Tastyworks does not offer options on the micros, mostly trading /M2KZ9.  Currently charting for next weeks moves, Russell weekly candle is a Long Leg Shadow (bullish indicator).  Trying to chart fibs (.618) that coincide with actual PA and what the fib retracement move was most common.  Early charting shows a lot of .618 moves with .23 retracing.
151https://imgur.com/a/Kphj6BL
152My Current outlook on Russell, 1 day candles, and a candle below 1613 would invalidate.  Next stop looks like 1664.88 so Ill target 1660.  Next chart is to anticipate moves from 1636 to 1660, would love to be able to have a TP, short\wait to reentry point.
153https://imgur.com/a/Kphj6BL
154My Current outlook on Russell, 1 day candles, and a candle below 1613 would invalidate.  Next stop looks like 1664.88 so Ill target 1660.  Next chart is to anticipate moves from 1636 to 1660, would love to be able to have a TP, short\wait to reentry point.
155broo KO’s been kinda dope lately, I sold 53.5 puts last couple weeks and made like 50% roi, considering selling 55.5 calls now for next week
156####ON count: 389####
157Great psychology.  Save more and spend on FD's.
158No problem blowing money on cheap carby crap that makes me feel awful but it takes serious nerve to buy new shoes when I walk for a living.
159Tried to get her fast enough to give visionarymind his old flair back, oh well! Toilet paper hands quick on the draw!
160He’s like 10/10 on literally being the first comment every time haha
161Who hurt you? Cause they are coming again v soon.  2008 was nothing like this.. we pulled out of that like it was a blip.  No one really lost their jobs, there was a housing crisis sure but people were okay.  Wait on it.
162I will be messaging you in 11 months on [**2020-12-06 21:58:00 UTC**](http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=2020-12-06%2021:58:00%20UTC%20To%20Local%20Time) to remind you of [**this link**](https://np.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/e74h1c/weekend_discussion_thread_december_69_2019/fa0jbwe/?context=3)
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172if I had a husband who got me a peloton to remind me to stay skinny i would get my little ass on the seat bc if he has peloton cash I can put up with some shit - Viral Tweet from some chick - DD
173Make her watch the hot girls wanted documentary on Netflix.
174So many ways. U can get people to pay u to comment shit on someone’s post they hate. U can make a group and get paid as followers and likes. U can be a Gary v from tik tok and just tell people shit they already know about investing and pretty much money rll them they r great.
175Don’t they hide likes now? Also
176You buy calls on FB
177Land whales on tinder really think posting pictures of face only raises no suspicion
178Sold covered calls on AMRN expiring today, 22.5 strike. Price at closing 22.49, nice.
179Has anyone looked for Rule34 on the Tesla truck yet?
180> Has anyone looked for Rule34 on the Tesla truck yet?
181
182Ok
183I'm sure it's somewhere on that dragons fucking cars(?) Subreddit
184You ever see that old picture on Google Images when you would search for like 'Apple' or something innocuous and it'd show that guy balls deep in his Ford? 
185
186That, but poorly photo-shopped to be a Tesla truck.
187It is very satisfying to be able to tell a client that doesn't pay on time that you can't deliver something according to her schedule because you will be too busy doing work for a client that *does* pay on time.
188It is very satisfying to be able to tell a client that doesn't pay on time that you can't deliver something according to her schedule because you will be too busy doing work for a client that *does* pay on time.
189I told you not to give BJs on credit
190I read on CNBC that the cybertruck will have built in pedoproof windows and will automatically cut off white vans in traffic
191little DD on Slack/Microsoft.
192
193my company's VP of Information Technology just announced we are moving off Skype for Business and into Microsoft Teams. We have 15000 employees on Office 365.
194
195I'm not sure how Slack is worth anything since its just a chat app but with Microsoft moving people to Microsoft Teams. I think Slack is fuck. 
196
197do companies really pay for Slack? if you already on Office 365...why do you pay for Slack and O365?
198little DD on Slack/Microsoft.
199
200my company's VP of Information Technology just announced we are moving off Skype for Business and into Microsoft Teams. We have 15000 employees on Office 365.
201
202I'm not sure how Slack is worth anything since its just a chat app but with Microsoft moving people to Microsoft Teams. I think Slack is fuck. 
203
204do companies really pay for Slack? if you already on Office 365...why do you pay for Slack and O365?
205little DD on Slack/Microsoft.
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207my company's VP of Information Technology just announced we are moving off Skype for Business and into Microsoft Teams. We have 15000 employees on Office 365.
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209I'm not sure how Slack is worth anything since its just a chat app but with Microsoft moving people to Microsoft Teams. I think Slack is fuck. 
210
211do companies really pay for Slack? if you already on Office 365...why do you pay for Slack and O365?
212Because boomer managers will procure anything that says Microsoft on it.
213
214If your product will sell broken, making it function just eats into profits
215Just saw some guy describe his losses as 'negative interest' on his 'savings'. Need more of that positivity in my life.
216My office has 3 shared bathrooms for like 40 people because they're cheap fucks and like getting yelled at by the FDNY.  I see blood on the seats all the time once they started hiring a bunch of women.
217Was scrolling through and there was some financial in the next post and i was like wait a second, what did i just read about turds, agreeing and all like it was a casual post on the thread
218Dead simple one I set up for family for this purpose:
219
22050% VIG - Vanguard Div Growth
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22225% VIGI - Vanguard Int'l Div Growth
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22415% VNQ - Vanguard RE
225
22610% VNQI - Vanguard Int'l RE
227
228​
229
230Good Sharpe Ratio and highly diversified with good income. Largest US holding is MSFT and the 2nd and 3rd largest int'l holdings are Samsung and Tencent. Add on to it with actual shares of safe growth companies when they make sense if you want.
231Do you sell covered calls on it?
232No. I don't want my shares to be called away when BRK.B increases in price. Also I don't want to pay tax on my gains
233Can always buy them back on the occasions they go itm
234CRSPR as well as any gene editing company that uses CRSPR.  I’m in AMRN the expanded label on their drug will make it bigger than Lipitor.
235Wrote a leap put on AMRN
236T.  I am going to put together a silly long post to help everyone on here put their money to work wisely after nice profits.  But definitely buy T and just fucking leave it there.  The stock floats between 32 and 39 regardless of what is going on and may fall to as low as 22 during a recession.  I have a LOT of T.
237T.  I am going to put together a silly long post to help everyone on here put their money to work wisely after nice profits.  But definitely buy T and just fucking leave it there.  The stock floats between 32 and 39 regardless of what is going on and may fall to as low as 22 during a recession.  I have a LOT of T.
238LEAPS on EEM/IEMG might be the move then
239It's been going on since 1980's so fat chance.
240would definitely go long on her
241Getting the weird spot on my shoulder checked soon. Where can I setup betting on it being cancer or not?
242Getting the weird spot on my shoulder checked soon. Where can I setup betting on it being cancer or not?
243I got $1.50 on benign
244
245edit: wait gimme the line first
246There's a 90% chance it's benign. I'll put 15¢ on cancer since you got 9/10 odds.
247I’m 100% not willing to put my whole account on a FOMC lol
248
249I’ve never traded one well :(
250$10k red at the casino.. if you lose put $20k on red and if you lose again $40k on red.. if you lose again 10k on MU $90C
251$10k red at the casino.. if you lose put $20k on red and if you lose again $40k on red.. if you lose again 10k on MU $90C
252$10k red at the casino.. if you lose put $20k on red and if you lose again $40k on red.. if you lose again 10k on MU $90C
253Just did $10k on my roulette app. Won in the first go. Literally can’t go tits up on this strat.
254Just did $10k on my roulette app. Won in the first go. Literally can’t go tits up on this strat.
255All in on DOMO calls if it dips under 23.
256February calls on gold miners, golds at a support level it usually rallies off of and the vix is creeping up
257ehhhh i play gold miners A LOT desu and im actually bearish on gold going into this summer, at which point I hope to buy the JUiCY dip
258Buy puts on MongoDB, earnings out next Monday.
259
260How in the world this fucking company is valued at $7b+ is beyond me when their annual revenue is around $300m and they are losing money each quarter!!!
261
262This might be my YOLO next Monday. Stay tuned.
263Keep us updated pal, might hop on the ride to Valhalla with you.
264USO on that after hours jump ??
265You really that loyal(autistic) to wsb you can't adjust to a twist in terminology? Come on man gotta let these slide.
266The fuck do you guys do on the weekends I’m bored as hell now that I’m a gambling addict
267Gamble on sports
268Get escorts 2. Look for cock on Grindr meet in back of Costco
269Chill with my bros, try to new things etc.
270
271
272I use to stay home most afternoons and play video games but that just made me depressed so I'm trying to spend some of my options gains and live a little on weekends especially on weeks I make money.
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274
275For context I'm 22, 5 months removed from college
276Chill with my bros, try to new things etc.
277
278
279I use to stay home most afternoons and play video games but that just made me depressed so I'm trying to spend some of my options gains and live a little on weekends especially on weeks I make money.
280
281
282For context I'm 22, 5 months removed from college
283I didn’t hold through a -$2.5 spy dip and I bet Walmart could hit $200. 
284
285Pro tip, spy can move a lot. Make your positions out 1month minimum or consider it a yolo. 
286
287Pro tip two, Walmart and other staples in shopping won’t gap up on nothing or gap down on nothing. It’s essentially a flat line with a small upward trend. 
288 Glhv 
289
290Oh, and buy low and sell high.
291I didn’t hold through a -$2.5 spy dip and I bet Walmart could hit $200. 
292
293Pro tip, spy can move a lot. Make your positions out 1month minimum or consider it a yolo. 
294
295Pro tip two, Walmart and other staples in shopping won’t gap up on nothing or gap down on nothing. It’s essentially a flat line with a small upward trend. 
296 Glhv 
297
298Oh, and buy low and sell high.
299Hit on dudes
300Make sure u tell them L2FMW have u the idea.   Have my other alt up on a wall in a framed picture frame and write 
301
302“ our founder “ in the bottom
303Lmao fuck man I dont get all.this peloton hate for that commercial. The bitch in it kind of looks like my wifey tbh. So all the hate and backlash towards that girl is kind of a turn on for us and we just roleplay shes the one getting ridiculed for being a dirty little slut for daddy ???
304Butt or bike pics or ??? pics
305
306Or butt on bike
307
308Or ? in butt
309
310Be specific or ban!!
311Outfuckingstanding.  When did you get in on the 12/13s? What was the ticker price and what day?
312Went in at $170 for the first buy on Wednesday morning since it had been dropping, then literally a couple hours later the stock dropped more (fuck me right) so I got another one for $80. Picked up 3 more for $65 and $50 yesterday and this morning, then sold them all for $85 this afternoon. 
313
314Feeling a lot better about the 12/27 and 1/3 calls tho, up 35% and 20% on those and still holding for a few more weeks
315Went in at $170 for the first buy on Wednesday morning since it had been dropping, then literally a couple hours later the stock dropped more (fuck me right) so I got another one for $80. Picked up 3 more for $65 and $50 yesterday and this morning, then sold them all for $85 this afternoon. 
316
317Feeling a lot better about the 12/27 and 1/3 calls tho, up 35% and 20% on those and still holding for a few more weeks
318Bought 6/12 31.5C for $0.80 yesterday, even dropped to $0.40 for a while, wish I had stocked up on more when it was that low :/
319They expire today, of course I sold. Actually, I didn’t, but IB did. See, I was planning on selling but was waiting to see if it would hit $34, but out of nowhere 30 mins later when I wanted to check on my position I saw that IB liquidated it. First I got pissed because I wanted to ride it a bit longer, but it actually dropped lower after that liquidation lmao. IB literally sold it at the top. Best service ever, calls on $IBKR!
320
321Edit: wording
322They expire today, of course I sold. Actually, I didn’t, but IB did. See, I was planning on selling but was waiting to see if it would hit $34, but out of nowhere 30 mins later when I wanted to check on my position I saw that IB liquidated it. First I got pissed because I wanted to ride it a bit longer, but it actually dropped lower after that liquidation lmao. IB literally sold it at the top. Best service ever, calls on $IBKR!
323
324Edit: wording
325They expire today, of course I sold. Actually, I didn’t, but IB did. See, I was planning on selling but was waiting to see if it would hit $34, but out of nowhere 30 mins later when I wanted to check on my position I saw that IB liquidated it. First I got pissed because I wanted to ride it a bit longer, but it actually dropped lower after that liquidation lmao. IB literally sold it at the top. Best service ever, calls on $IBKR!
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327Edit: wording
328lmao. Nice.  I was reading them as 6/12s first but then realized they were 12/6s then just fucked up on the day, maybe I thought it was the 5th? but that wouldn't make sense, good job.
329No no - I write dates like this myself *6 Dec* but never use an / - with options I do month first as that is how it shows during sales.  Do your options show as 6/12 on the sites you use?
330Could u check real quick number of shares available to short for pton on ibkr for me ?
331She probably thought you were going to use it on another guy. You go guy!
332i look forward to watching u retards loose moeney on peleoton puts for the next 3 months
333Intel's CEO surrenders to the evidence and declares they will stop focusing on CPU matketshare. Short this giant before it starts to fall, people.
334
335https://wccftech.com/intel-ceo-beyond-cpu-7nm-more/amp/
336intel to stop focusing on cpus? thats stupid as fuck. what are they gunna start producing after then? dildos for all the gay bears?
337YOLO on AMD calls?
338Not even sure they can get 6 years of density. There is so much quantum fuckery going on at 5nm that anything smaller is going to be pretty unreliable or have to rely on so many layers of ECC that it won't be any faster/more efficient.
339Not even sure they can get 6 years of density. There is so much quantum fuckery going on at 5nm that anything smaller is going to be pretty unreliable or have to rely on so many layers of ECC that it won't be any faster/more efficient.
340That's why You fucking pull out and cum on their face
341Just make sure you have those tps reports on my desk by monday
342Walk around with a clip board and a slightly worried look on your face.
343On the subject of clones: I've had a few dreams where I've seen two copies of the same person in different places. I'll be interacting with one clone, and then I'll say bye and walk into another room and see the other. When I get to where I can see both of them at once, they both glare at me in a spooky way like I figured them out and they didn't want me to, and then I wake up.
344Real jalapenos would put them on my radar. Right now its food for scared suburbanites.
345Bruh, moving away from the USA the one thing I regret is not loading up on chipotle and freezing it for later. The Mexican food in the Nordics is turrible
346What brought you to Sweden? Saw your other post. You a Mormon on mission?
347I got married to a Thai-Swedish girl who is currently raging on PUBG in Thai, sounds like I'm going to get attacked by the Dothraki
348Get a bowl with a tortilla on the side and roll it yourself, you get more food in a bowl too
349Yeah cause the old traders are still poor as fuck while the successful bold traders are all doing coke off a model's back on a yacht
350I called that shit yesterday
351
352Too bad I didn’t think to bet on it
353Fired from work finally. Jesus. Need to learn TA during my paid vacation. Buy puts on life.
354That’s because of your depression and lack of blood pressure. Not on me bro. Call your doctor.
355In the year 3027, psychology students will just have a weekend thread as their introduction. They’d spend a semester just on your shit.
356Watch shot caller on Netflix. This guy was a stock broker and he had it all and one day he fucks up and lives a life of crime!
357Been digging movies related to Wall Street. Literally watched Wall Street on Hulu yesterday with young ass Charlie Sheen.
358Imagine being poor on Chicago's Southside and getting a multi million rap dollar contact and entering the world of the famous and wealthy and then pissing it all away on drugs and dying at fucking Midway airport.
359
360Fuck man, if I ever hit the big time I'm going 10x deeper into my health kick. Dying when you finally get it is the ultimate loss and the ultimate failure. God gave you everything, money,pussy, Fame, talent, etc and you fucking die?
361
362Meanwhile I keep hustling my brothers.
363Imagine being poor on Chicago's Southside and getting a multi million rap dollar contact and entering the world of the famous and wealthy and then pissing it all away on drugs and dying at fucking Midway airport.
364
365Fuck man, if I ever hit the big time I'm going 10x deeper into my health kick. Dying when you finally get it is the ultimate loss and the ultimate failure. God gave you everything, money,pussy, Fame, talent, etc and you fucking die?
366
367Meanwhile I keep hustling my brothers.
368...I'm not on that level yet. I wish you good fortune.
369So many noobs on wsb now a days. Probably dont even know about muskisalien and his sex doll torso . Sad.
370just bet 20K on red and save yourself from the slow losses
371probably better odds than options imo
372The people on stocktwits talking bout 320 on Monday is very possible because of jobs report...the fuck?
373The people on stocktwits talking bout 320 on Monday is very possible because of jobs report...the fuck?
374On the day TSLA was releasing the cybertruck people there were saying the stock price would go to $1,000. I think 99% of stock twits are people paid to pump stocks or bash them. 
375
376With that said SPY $369 EOW
377Trump on Twitter boasting about our economy and markets.
378
379Same markets mind you that can't take a 25 bps rate hike, because everyone is so leveraged right now.
380
381
382If it wasn't for the fed easing I would call this the top.
383Açai bowl is trash. Its just an fro yo sundae with a spoon full of shit on it. Just eat real ice cream.
384Uh..I was thinking about Tiles for people keys. Like a key finder thing you out on your keys\wallet that your phone can ping. Something easy like that and gift cards are my plan.
385I wasn't quite there, I had a 1300% Monday Morning.
386Then I lit 35 percent of that total on fire throughout the week.  Monday morning is going to be fucking lit.  I'll either be up another 15gs or down another 2 or 3.  My starting point is 2800.
387Is Papa Powell going to shaft us on wednesday ?
388This is gonna wreck havoc with my LULU calls, hope powell has a dodgy curry tuesday night  and does his hinting on the thursday morning
389Pre-future-futures bigly green boys. All in on YOLO ETF this week. SPY 420 EOW
390Lmaoooo I'm at Wendy's and there's two old dudes who look poor af arguing over the trade war with Gyna
391
392SIR THIS IS A WENDYS
393
394"They eat that rice n seaweed, you can't live on that shit!"
395
396Bruh
3971 day graph heh. must have -99% on your all time graph
398acorns is one big punk on zoomers and millennials being used to help inflate indices for boomers
399kinda weird how you guys get on discord and act like pussies
400If anyone posts nudes with their username written on their Wiener or boobs I’ll give you silver and you’ll get a flair and forever be memorialized in wsb history
401
402100% no bamboozle
403What if I can't fit "L2FMW" on my micropenis? Even with electron microscope? ?
404Imagine signing your name to "Yes I think this random guy should get nearly 100x what I will make in my lifetime due to a offhand insult on twitter after picking a fight with a billionaire for no reason."
405Trade talks delayed news on Sunday?
406you can order options early if you show your Executive membership card on Monday
407Does anyone have the details on how u/yungbillionaire blew up his brother's account?
408
409Is the rumor true?
410Not on Reddit
411That’s what I’m talking about PTON to the moon when Beckys realize they need the bikes to flex their wealth on Instagram.
412Bit over leveraged imo
413
414Doesn't give a lot of room to average on positions
415Don't feel bad bro, I'm down 40% on 20K account
416Everything but ?️‍♀️☎️?
417
418Was too busy to focus on day trading but the ponies I did pick failed to leave the starting gate ???
419Been on a losing streak this week, and I don't care any more. Finally a true WSB autist?
420Damn need to work on that
421BAC calls going into FOMC. wish I bought them on thursday tho  ?
422This wash sale rule has me all fucked up. I have 10k in losses and don't want to fuck up my tax break from that. The last thing I did was buy SPY calls on 11/26 sold them on 11/27. I still have 3 credit spreads open and one put that were placed before that and they expire on 1/17/20. If I buy and sell more contracts now I will fuck up by having a wash sale is that correct? Should I just wait till 1/1/20 to play again and that will be fine? HELP lords of knowledge and thank you in advance.
423This wash sale rule has me all fucked up. I have 10k in losses and don't want to fuck up my tax break from that. The last thing I did was buy SPY calls on 11/26 sold them on 11/27. I still have 3 credit spreads open and one put that were placed before that and they expire on 1/17/20. If I buy and sell more contracts now I will fuck up by having a wash sale is that correct? Should I just wait till 1/1/20 to play again and that will be fine? HELP lords of knowledge and thank you in advance.
424This wash sale rule has me all fucked up. I have 10k in losses and don't want to fuck up my tax break from that. The last thing I did was buy SPY calls on 11/26 sold them on 11/27. I still have 3 credit spreads open and one put that were placed before that and they expire on 1/17/20. If I buy and sell more contracts now I will fuck up by having a wash sale is that correct? Should I just wait till 1/1/20 to play again and that will be fine? HELP lords of knowledge and thank you in advance.
425cant wash sale if you never lose money on your trades, its that easy
426Got it. Puts on WWE. Thanks
427LPT: order shroom spores on the World Wide Web (legal) and study them under the ? at yo crib — sporeworks dot come.   
428
429Edit: unlegal if you live in Idaho and one other state that I can’t remember atm
430Depends a lot on your position, most likely not unless you include that you are a hella good trader:)
431Only technicals here on wsb no voodoo bullshit.
432Early congrats on the upcoming reverse splits.
433Congrats on being up $25k though! Time to unload them bitches
434I'm with you on this one. One more quarter and every anchor on Mad Money is gonna be shitting their pants about the company's growth potential.
435I'm with you on this one. One more quarter and every anchor on Mad Money is gonna be shitting their pants about the company's growth potential.
436Man, United is upping their game on customer abuse.   First it was beating up a doctor then dragging him off a plane and now attack scorpion(s) stinging a passenger.  What could be next?!?!?!
437Ok spread your ASSHOE and let me take care of the rest 
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439
440Alexa put on “REMEDY” By seether 
441
442Full volume.
443Elk's are elusive bitches, anyone who tells you different just doesn't know.  Economy is strong.. I have a lot of business ideas I simply do not have time for.  Oil is still booming even if it doesn't say so on the news.  Potatoes.. not so much in this state as others.
444I’m 100% cash after booking gains on Friday. What’s a good move on Monday?
445I’m 100% cash after booking gains on Friday. What’s a good move on Monday?
446I forget the ticker name, but I know for a 100% fact, they're going up 10% on tuesday. Buy calls.
447Calls it is. I’ll throw a ?. This market is only going higher after that jobs report on Friday.
448I’m 100% cash after booking losses on Friday. ?
449no change will be made but its all about the tone and language he uses.
450
451if he even suggests a switch to rate raises on the back of our strong economy, we fukd
452Imma have to take your word on this one. Go hard!! ?
453Don't you have to be 21 to trade stock and options in most states without opening a custodial account that requires parental signoff on your trades?
454You sir have identified a new age soy milk frape drinking, bynd burger munching, peloton riding on her tight lulu pants classic becky!!
455Here’s a piece of advice.. enjoy Saturday and Sundays.. speaking from experience, I try and decouple from trading as soon as market closes Friday at 1pm. I exercise, spend time with family, and go fish and when 3pm rolls around Sunday, I start following news. By the time Monday rolls around, it’s game time. I trade futures, stocks, and options, so I really only have about 1 hour each day of non trade available during the week. That’s 5 days a week 23 hours of staying on my toes. I work another job that pays well so I don’t feel reliant on trading.. personally this helps me make better trade decision because I am not forced to make a trade to pay bills. 
456
457Either way, relax and enjoy the weekend.
458Here’s a piece of advice.. enjoy Saturday and Sundays.. speaking from experience, I try and decouple from trading as soon as market closes Friday at 1pm. I exercise, spend time with family, and go fish and when 3pm rolls around Sunday, I start following news. By the time Monday rolls around, it’s game time. I trade futures, stocks, and options, so I really only have about 1 hour each day of non trade available during the week. That’s 5 days a week 23 hours of staying on my toes. I work another job that pays well so I don’t feel reliant on trading.. personally this helps me make better trade decision because I am not forced to make a trade to pay bills. 
459
460Either way, relax and enjoy the weekend.
461Been buying options on small cap stocks that I think the contracts aren’t priced right, it’s a lot of digging through shit but I have a little free time at work. I’ll buy a handful of $20-$30 contracts that are 6-9 months out. I tell myself it’s no different than buying scratchers.
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463
464https://imgur.com/a/FdOWpJa
465
466Hope this one keeps on trucking. It was horribly priced on the market maker side and the company has a bunch of data releases between now and when the contract expires.
467Been buying options on small cap stocks that I think the contracts aren’t priced right, it’s a lot of digging through shit but I have a little free time at work. I’ll buy a handful of $20-$30 contracts that are 6-9 months out. I tell myself it’s no different than buying scratchers.
468
469
470https://imgur.com/a/FdOWpJa
471
472Hope this one keeps on trucking. It was horribly priced on the market maker side and the company has a bunch of data releases between now and when the contract expires.
473Been buying options on small cap stocks that I think the contracts aren’t priced right, it’s a lot of digging through shit but I have a little free time at work. I’ll buy a handful of $20-$30 contracts that are 6-9 months out. I tell myself it’s no different than buying scratchers.
474
475
476https://imgur.com/a/FdOWpJa
477
478Hope this one keeps on trucking. It was horribly priced on the market maker side and the company has a bunch of data releases between now and when the contract expires.
479Yeah, it’ll never fill at this point. I got $40 invested for 7 months on any good clinical study news and 2 earnings reports coming out between now and then.
480
481It’s way less stressful than trying to buy/sell contracts on stuff like ROKU or SHOP. My life is literally on pause during trading hours trying to get in and out of high IV trades.
482Yeah, it’ll never fill at this point. I got $40 invested for 7 months on any good clinical study news and 2 earnings reports coming out between now and then.
483
484It’s way less stressful than trying to buy/sell contracts on stuff like ROKU or SHOP. My life is literally on pause during trading hours trying to get in and out of high IV trades.
485Yeah, it’ll never fill at this point. I got $40 invested for 7 months on any good clinical study news and 2 earnings reports coming out between now and then.
486
487It’s way less stressful than trying to buy/sell contracts on stuff like ROKU or SHOP. My life is literally on pause during trading hours trying to get in and out of high IV trades.
488Yeah I definitely get that. I can't trade as actively at work as I would like, so would prefer some lower stress plays. Trying to decide if it would be worth it to just buy the stock outright instead of getting calls on it.
489Wow actually check the Jan 1/15/21 2.5 calls. 15k OI and 1500 volume yesterday. At 40 per based on how wide the 2 6/21 calls this break even is only 13% higher for half the theta! Thanks for point this gem out, no idea what this company does but at sub 100mc and something to do with cancer this seems like a no brainier.
490https://www.biopharmcatalyst.com
491
492I use this website (it’s a bit clunky using on mobile but I got used to it) and cross check contract prices. 
493
494Like I said, I dig through a lot of “shit” but if I can find some value I’ll invest $40-$50 on some far out contracts that haven’t factored in any volatility from clinical data.
495https://www.biopharmcatalyst.com
496
497I use this website (it’s a bit clunky using on mobile but I got used to it) and cross check contract prices. 
498
499Like I said, I dig through a lot of “shit” but if I can find some value I’ll invest $40-$50 on some far out contracts that haven’t factored in any volatility from clinical data.
500Tariffs reduction over the weekend or I’m out here with my dick out on Monday.
501are we gonna get shit on by the giants or are we gonna finally not look like shit on monday birdbro
502are we gonna get shit on by the giants or are we gonna finally not look like shit on monday birdbro
503No deal on 15th, kick the dog down the road, much hype so close, no losses to harvest EOY, tariffs hit mid January, Trump writes love letter to powell, rate cut the quarter before elections. Trump wins, we go into recession (either way), fed has no more ammo, we don't stop til 2600. It was an economic miracle while it lasted. Switch to corporate blue in 2024, capital flight, more buttrape..
504Change the timezone on your phone to fix the app
505Sucks MCD’s open on Sundays
506It's all locked in and I'm 100% cash.
507
508Major positional gains this week were:
509
5101) RH covered call  
5112) ULTA selling ATM 10 wide butterflies  
5123) long covered call on /cl for a couple points each contract
513All I’ve been doing today since I’ve been in the library is looking up big companies financial statements and seeing how much they lost on exchange rates. It’s so fascinating to see how companies loses tens of millions just from exchanging currency.
514Good question, I always lose mine in 30 days and end up using the buttons on the back anyway
515Gave up buying options today. Earlier in the week I got 4k worth 95 strike TWLO calls and about 400AMD shares, but next day trump comes out with that trade comment that he can wait till after election, scared me out of my positions for a loss, next day TWLO goes to 99. Rotated into EA puts the next day and it stayed green while rest of market tanked, sold for loss. Today was okay I bought 312 1 week calls on SPY yesterday over 100% gain but I only spent 600 unfortunately. Sold my 5k worth of SPY 312 strike 4 weeks expry yesterday, unwilling to bet so much on jobs report, and moved some of that to DIS, but DIS barely moved today. Sold those calls for minor loss. Played a little on CRM earnings and lost, shoulda know it'd barely move. But biggest loss was that EA put with the DIS calls second highest loss. Down 1500 this week. All my SPY plays were gains.
516
517Decided to not buy calls anymore. Be smarter about my trading. I'll just buy shares on margin and buy them by selling puts. There's really no reason for me to buy options because my margin account sma is so high from past margin use in 2018. With 12k account I can get about 50k margin. A 5% move in stocks I own would represent 20% account swing and its less dangerous than buying options. Plus can get premiums for selling options. If I diversify stock holdings then margin call shouldn't be an issue unless the market itself crashes. Today I started this plan and already got over $500 in premium for sold puts (TWLO 98, TTD 247.5, NET 17.5). I got assigned TTD (by $0.15) but that's okay. Plan to sell call on it Monday, and calls sell for a lot, near money is like $600. Stocks I bought were small posotions just to diversify. 10 ULTA, 10 TSLA, 100 AMD. Was thinking of some PTON but would rather buy with puts.
518Gave up buying options today. Earlier in the week I got 4k worth 95 strike TWLO calls and about 400AMD shares, but next day trump comes out with that trade comment that he can wait till after election, scared me out of my positions for a loss, next day TWLO goes to 99. Rotated into EA puts the next day and it stayed green while rest of market tanked, sold for loss. Today was okay I bought 312 1 week calls on SPY yesterday over 100% gain but I only spent 600 unfortunately. Sold my 5k worth of SPY 312 strike 4 weeks expry yesterday, unwilling to bet so much on jobs report, and moved some of that to DIS, but DIS barely moved today. Sold those calls for minor loss. Played a little on CRM earnings and lost, shoulda know it'd barely move. But biggest loss was that EA put with the DIS calls second highest loss. Down 1500 this week. All my SPY plays were gains.
519
520Decided to not buy calls anymore. Be smarter about my trading. I'll just buy shares on margin and buy them by selling puts. There's really no reason for me to buy options because my margin account sma is so high from past margin use in 2018. With 12k account I can get about 50k margin. A 5% move in stocks I own would represent 20% account swing and its less dangerous than buying options. Plus can get premiums for selling options. If I diversify stock holdings then margin call shouldn't be an issue unless the market itself crashes. Today I started this plan and already got over $500 in premium for sold puts (TWLO 98, TTD 247.5, NET 17.5). I got assigned TTD (by $0.15) but that's okay. Plan to sell call on it Monday, and calls sell for a lot, near money is like $600. Stocks I bought were small posotions just to diversify. 10 ULTA, 10 TSLA, 100 AMD. Was thinking of some PTON but would rather buy with puts.
521Gave up buying options today. Earlier in the week I got 4k worth 95 strike TWLO calls and about 400AMD shares, but next day trump comes out with that trade comment that he can wait till after election, scared me out of my positions for a loss, next day TWLO goes to 99. Rotated into EA puts the next day and it stayed green while rest of market tanked, sold for loss. Today was okay I bought 312 1 week calls on SPY yesterday over 100% gain but I only spent 600 unfortunately. Sold my 5k worth of SPY 312 strike 4 weeks expry yesterday, unwilling to bet so much on jobs report, and moved some of that to DIS, but DIS barely moved today. Sold those calls for minor loss. Played a little on CRM earnings and lost, shoulda know it'd barely move. But biggest loss was that EA put with the DIS calls second highest loss. Down 1500 this week. All my SPY plays were gains.
522
523Decided to not buy calls anymore. Be smarter about my trading. I'll just buy shares on margin and buy them by selling puts. There's really no reason for me to buy options because my margin account sma is so high from past margin use in 2018. With 12k account I can get about 50k margin. A 5% move in stocks I own would represent 20% account swing and its less dangerous than buying options. Plus can get premiums for selling options. If I diversify stock holdings then margin call shouldn't be an issue unless the market itself crashes. Today I started this plan and already got over $500 in premium for sold puts (TWLO 98, TTD 247.5, NET 17.5). I got assigned TTD (by $0.15) but that's okay. Plan to sell call on it Monday, and calls sell for a lot, near money is like $600. Stocks I bought were small posotions just to diversify. 10 ULTA, 10 TSLA, 100 AMD. Was thinking of some PTON but would rather buy with puts.
524Gave up buying options today. Earlier in the week I got 4k worth 95 strike TWLO calls and about 400AMD shares, but next day trump comes out with that trade comment that he can wait till after election, scared me out of my positions for a loss, next day TWLO goes to 99. Rotated into EA puts the next day and it stayed green while rest of market tanked, sold for loss. Today was okay I bought 312 1 week calls on SPY yesterday over 100% gain but I only spent 600 unfortunately. Sold my 5k worth of SPY 312 strike 4 weeks expry yesterday, unwilling to bet so much on jobs report, and moved some of that to DIS, but DIS barely moved today. Sold those calls for minor loss. Played a little on CRM earnings and lost, shoulda know it'd barely move. But biggest loss was that EA put with the DIS calls second highest loss. Down 1500 this week. All my SPY plays were gains.
525
526Decided to not buy calls anymore. Be smarter about my trading. I'll just buy shares on margin and buy them by selling puts. There's really no reason for me to buy options because my margin account sma is so high from past margin use in 2018. With 12k account I can get about 50k margin. A 5% move in stocks I own would represent 20% account swing and its less dangerous than buying options. Plus can get premiums for selling options. If I diversify stock holdings then margin call shouldn't be an issue unless the market itself crashes. Today I started this plan and already got over $500 in premium for sold puts (TWLO 98, TTD 247.5, NET 17.5). I got assigned TTD (by $0.15) but that's okay. Plan to sell call on it Monday, and calls sell for a lot, near money is like $600. Stocks I bought were small posotions just to diversify. 10 ULTA, 10 TSLA, 100 AMD. Was thinking of some PTON but would rather buy with puts.
527Gave up buying options today. Earlier in the week I got 4k worth 95 strike TWLO calls and about 400AMD shares, but next day trump comes out with that trade comment that he can wait till after election, scared me out of my positions for a loss, next day TWLO goes to 99. Rotated into EA puts the next day and it stayed green while rest of market tanked, sold for loss. Today was okay I bought 312 1 week calls on SPY yesterday over 100% gain but I only spent 600 unfortunately. Sold my 5k worth of SPY 312 strike 4 weeks expry yesterday, unwilling to bet so much on jobs report, and moved some of that to DIS, but DIS barely moved today. Sold those calls for minor loss. Played a little on CRM earnings and lost, shoulda know it'd barely move. But biggest loss was that EA put with the DIS calls second highest loss. Down 1500 this week. All my SPY plays were gains.
528
529Decided to not buy calls anymore. Be smarter about my trading. I'll just buy shares on margin and buy them by selling puts. There's really no reason for me to buy options because my margin account sma is so high from past margin use in 2018. With 12k account I can get about 50k margin. A 5% move in stocks I own would represent 20% account swing and its less dangerous than buying options. Plus can get premiums for selling options. If I diversify stock holdings then margin call shouldn't be an issue unless the market itself crashes. Today I started this plan and already got over $500 in premium for sold puts (TWLO 98, TTD 247.5, NET 17.5). I got assigned TTD (by $0.15) but that's okay. Plan to sell call on it Monday, and calls sell for a lot, near money is like $600. Stocks I bought were small posotions just to diversify. 10 ULTA, 10 TSLA, 100 AMD. Was thinking of some PTON but would rather buy with puts.
530Well not swearing it off entirely, just for now, but to buy a call or put I'll have to be really certain of a move. Certain stocks are predictable when at certain prices, problem I get in when relying too much on buying options is not waiting for those price points (because who knows when they'll come).
531
532And yeah it was weak hands but when you have like 40% of your account in something and it looks like the trade war garbage is starting up again, it's best to just get out, especially if you can with a minor loss like I did. Plus I'm worried about December and how people readjusting for tax purposes will irregularly affect market.
533Damn if u had just sold calls on something surefire like 55.5c on KO exp dec13 or whatever, you could have used that 4k to gain you an additional 1k by the end of week with a 85% chance of profit. owelllllll keep memeing
534Damn if u had just sold calls on something surefire like 55.5c on KO exp dec13 or whatever, you could have used that 4k to gain you an additional 1k by the end of week with a 85% chance of profit. owelllllll keep memeing
535I know. For example I generally don't average down, I'll just take my loss. I'm quick to take losses, but part of it has to do with this crazy market and trade war. I know most people like volatility but I can make a lot more with less volatility. I'm usually very good at speculating moves just by being extremely familiar with certain stocks. It's just when there is a constant fear of a tweet by orange man it's always on my mind because I've seen him crash the market for months at a time. 
536
537And I wasn't in a hurry to recover losses, I just saw an opportunity that I've seen many times, EA put, during a scared market, so it was kinda surprising it kept going up to 102 while most of the market was falling. EA has been notorious for rejecting 100+ and crashing mid 90s for a long time. I think the Jedi game really has people holding on for sales numbers or something. But I admit that it was a weird position to hold because I'm actually quite bullish on EA but I know wallstreet hates them.
538I know. For example I generally don't average down, I'll just take my loss. I'm quick to take losses, but part of it has to do with this crazy market and trade war. I know most people like volatility but I can make a lot more with less volatility. I'm usually very good at speculating moves just by being extremely familiar with certain stocks. It's just when there is a constant fear of a tweet by orange man it's always on my mind because I've seen him crash the market for months at a time. 
539
540And I wasn't in a hurry to recover losses, I just saw an opportunity that I've seen many times, EA put, during a scared market, so it was kinda surprising it kept going up to 102 while most of the market was falling. EA has been notorious for rejecting 100+ and crashing mid 90s for a long time. I think the Jedi game really has people holding on for sales numbers or something. But I admit that it was a weird position to hold because I'm actually quite bullish on EA but I know wallstreet hates them.
541I know. For example I generally don't average down, I'll just take my loss. I'm quick to take losses, but part of it has to do with this crazy market and trade war. I know most people like volatility but I can make a lot more with less volatility. I'm usually very good at speculating moves just by being extremely familiar with certain stocks. It's just when there is a constant fear of a tweet by orange man it's always on my mind because I've seen him crash the market for months at a time. 
542
543And I wasn't in a hurry to recover losses, I just saw an opportunity that I've seen many times, EA put, during a scared market, so it was kinda surprising it kept going up to 102 while most of the market was falling. EA has been notorious for rejecting 100+ and crashing mid 90s for a long time. I think the Jedi game really has people holding on for sales numbers or something. But I admit that it was a weird position to hold because I'm actually quite bullish on EA but I know wallstreet hates them.
544I manage a few people on my team and can forget certain things when my work load is heavy
545The problem is I’m literally the only IT person that works nights until 8pm and I oversee a public computer lab and have to be on emails/phones until closing.. I’m pretty sure he overlooked this entirely. Oh well
546it might be too late but maybe BLUE on monday or BMY this month, someone was ranting about GBT too so maybe that
547I heard u/yungbillionaire suffered massive losses on some bad plays and stopped posting because he couldn't admit it
548Why was there no volume on SPY today from 10:30 to 11:30?
549One time I was balls deep on banana futures and had to take delivery of 7 train cars of bananas
550Took the L on mine today
551You are solid, they own Fox so they control the republicans, the Dems don't have shit to put up against Trump, crooked senile joe? That angry short gay dude? Comcast, and AT&T will not let them put up anyone else, they love Trump too. But $DIS is an investment, maybe bet on earnings, but maintain solvency longer that the fuckers can force irrationality. Also short Comcast, we are all cutting the cord, and Rachel maddow is a Dyke whore.
552I bought on at 7, then sold cause I dont have massive balls. Thats kinda the story of my trades
553Puts on GameStop
554i took profits at the bottom and got out...
555
556decided to jump back on the bear train yesterday before close lol
557Can we all agree on a wsb meeting place in hell like I’m nervous when I die I’m not gonna know anyone
558I hope we don’t know until ER bc that’s when I plan on buying in.
559And to add, I didn’t think he would do this ... but now that the Gynese did it first, he won’t look as weak
560
561On the other hand, the mega jobs number yesterday that even blew Cramer away, he might double down on his toughness against them.. but that would hurt the market which he doesn’t wanna do
562Thoughts on starting with 50 dollah RH acc, trying to double 15 times to 1.638 mill. All yolo SPY options or go for individual stonks?
563All you gotta do is buy otm next day expiry stocks on SPY, have the stock move .5 percent or more in the right direction, and be correct 15 times in a row.
564At this point I need the US to declare nuclear war on GYNA in order to save my puts
565Must suck on 500 lollipops in order to make stock go up.
566https://imgur.com/gallery/zm0yc5x
567
568This legit or is it just waiting to go through on Monday and will show the correct balance ?
569Didn't keep up on your vaccines I see. I just reuped work a flu vaccine so guaranteed tendies for the next couple weeks for me.
570I take no xplode daily actually and mostly just end of sitting on toilet watch CNBC instead of going to gym
571Nope, not where you'd think, I mean you'd probably get it on your 2nd or 3rd guess, but not gonna broadcast where I live. Hint: it will come up if you google it.
572Google is wrong on first result.. Lower 48.
573I just got accused of aimbotting on Halo Reach PC by a kid that went 3 and 20. He claims to have reported me, so if my  account gets suspended then short MSFT
574Seriously I'm working on no. 2 right now
575How the flip am I supposed to short something based on this worthless DD?
576
577Short anything soyboy Rian is a part of.
578not a problem, relationships cost money and that money could be used on better things....like stonks.  Priorities are in order ???????????
579Does anyone else think the whole labeling of “cursed/blessed/blursed” posts/comments is cringe as fuck or am I alone on this one
580One of the most Becky of Becky friends that I have, just commented on a Peloton post on FB: "this commercial just made me want to get one"
581
582long $pton. her husband makes over 100k, she will have one for xmas for sure, shes got big as fuck after getting off adderol and having 2 kids. long $pton .
583One of the most Becky of Becky friends that I have, just commented on a Peloton post on FB: "this commercial just made me want to get one"
584
585long $pton. her husband makes over 100k, she will have one for xmas for sure, shes got big as fuck after getting off adderol and having 2 kids. long $pton .
586>her husband makes over 100k, she will have one for xmas for sure, shes got big as fuck after getting off adderol and having 2 kids.
587
588i bet u her husband is fucking some thot Becky on the side. Peloton is a small price to pay to fuck a young thot. 
589
590this is like your wife's boyfriend buying you a switch but reverse.
591The markets went up today,  but I am seeing a lot of key bearish indications that a reversal on a longer term time frame is fast approaching.  Here are my notes from after today's close  
592
593
594\---/ES, /NQ, & /RTY all closed the week printing a dragonfly doji (bearish reversal) candle. They are all overbought on the 1hr currently on RSI readings, however any new highs will result in bearish divergences on the monthly, weekly, & daily charts on /ES & /NQ.../RTY already has short term bearish divergence on the hourly. One thing to note is that /NQ is lagging and parked right below resistance from last week. Why is that? Well..
595
596. ---Apple, although it has had an amazing few months, is showing signs of a longer term reversal. It is overbought on the monthly and weekly(extremely overbought) and has bearish divergence. The daily today broke to a new high and isn't overbought so it already has bearish divergence. It has left 2 gaps behind to fill on the daily and has printed a hanging man (reversal candle) on the weekly.
597
598 \---What about good ol' Microsoft. Same thing. Monthly & weekly charts are overbought with bearish divergences and a weekly hanging man candle. The kicker on here is that it is in a weekly rising wedge (bearish reversal) pattern and printed a weekly reversal candle. Another puzzle piece to add to the table.
599
600 \---Let's look at Amazon. Closing at the bottom of its trading range that it's been in for 6 months now...nothing bullish about it 
601
602\---XLV(healthcare) it's been in a channel on the weekly since 2016. Currently in the upper area of the channel while overbought, with bearish divergence and printing a dragonfly doji reversal candle.  It is also overbought on the daily with bearish divergence. Bearish divergence on the 4hr, 1hr...you get the picture.  
603 \---XLF(financials) printed a dragonfly doji reversal candle on the weekly closing at resistance. The daily chart has a gap to fill with bearish divergence. It has bounced off the lows without consolidating on the 4hr chart and is extended at this point.
604
605\---XLF, XLV, & XLF have 1 gap close now on the daily to fill.  XLK, XLY, XLC have 2 gaps to fill since Tuesdays bounce.  
606This is more than just RSI running hot. It's RSI being overbought + bearish divergences + bearish weekly candles + bearish reversal patterns on weekly & daily charts + gaps below to fill with no reason to not fill them especially since Trump made it clear that he is willing to wait until after the election to make a deal. Remarks made today by Kudlow were "Trump is not ready to sign any trade deal with China"...shorts got caught with the jobs numbers that was all and I suspect that to be short lived.
607The markets went up today,  but I am seeing a lot of key bearish indications that a reversal on a longer term time frame is fast approaching.  Here are my notes from after today's close  
608
609
610\---/ES, /NQ, & /RTY all closed the week printing a dragonfly doji (bearish reversal) candle. They are all overbought on the 1hr currently on RSI readings, however any new highs will result in bearish divergences on the monthly, weekly, & daily charts on /ES & /NQ.../RTY already has short term bearish divergence on the hourly. One thing to note is that /NQ is lagging and parked right below resistance from last week. Why is that? Well..
611
612. ---Apple, although it has had an amazing few months, is showing signs of a longer term reversal. It is overbought on the monthly and weekly(extremely overbought) and has bearish divergence. The daily today broke to a new high and isn't overbought so it already has bearish divergence. It has left 2 gaps behind to fill on the daily and has printed a hanging man (reversal candle) on the weekly.
613
614 \---What about good ol' Microsoft. Same thing. Monthly & weekly charts are overbought with bearish divergences and a weekly hanging man candle. The kicker on here is that it is in a weekly rising wedge (bearish reversal) pattern and printed a weekly reversal candle. Another puzzle piece to add to the table.
615
616 \---Let's look at Amazon. Closing at the bottom of its trading range that it's been in for 6 months now...nothing bullish about it 
617
618\---XLV(healthcare) it's been in a channel on the weekly since 2016. Currently in the upper area of the channel while overbought, with bearish divergence and printing a dragonfly doji reversal candle.  It is also overbought on the daily with bearish divergence. Bearish divergence on the 4hr, 1hr...you get the picture.  
619 \---XLF(financials) printed a dragonfly doji reversal candle on the weekly closing at resistance. The daily chart has a gap to fill with bearish divergence. It has bounced off the lows without consolidating on the 4hr chart and is extended at this point.
620
621\---XLF, XLV, & XLF have 1 gap close now on the daily to fill.  XLK, XLY, XLC have 2 gaps to fill since Tuesdays bounce.  
622This is more than just RSI running hot. It's RSI being overbought + bearish divergences + bearish weekly candles + bearish reversal patterns on weekly & daily charts + gaps below to fill with no reason to not fill them especially since Trump made it clear that he is willing to wait until after the election to make a deal. Remarks made today by Kudlow were "Trump is not ready to sign any trade deal with China"...shorts got caught with the jobs numbers that was all and I suspect that to be short lived.
623The markets went up today,  but I am seeing a lot of key bearish indications that a reversal on a longer term time frame is fast approaching.  Here are my notes from after today's close  
624
625
626\---/ES, /NQ, & /RTY all closed the week printing a dragonfly doji (bearish reversal) candle. They are all overbought on the 1hr currently on RSI readings, however any new highs will result in bearish divergences on the monthly, weekly, & daily charts on /ES & /NQ.../RTY already has short term bearish divergence on the hourly. One thing to note is that /NQ is lagging and parked right below resistance from last week. Why is that? Well..
627
628. ---Apple, although it has had an amazing few months, is showing signs of a longer term reversal. It is overbought on the monthly and weekly(extremely overbought) and has bearish divergence. The daily today broke to a new high and isn't overbought so it already has bearish divergence. It has left 2 gaps behind to fill on the daily and has printed a hanging man (reversal candle) on the weekly.
629
630 \---What about good ol' Microsoft. Same thing. Monthly & weekly charts are overbought with bearish divergences and a weekly hanging man candle. The kicker on here is that it is in a weekly rising wedge (bearish reversal) pattern and printed a weekly reversal candle. Another puzzle piece to add to the table.
631
632 \---Let's look at Amazon. Closing at the bottom of its trading range that it's been in for 6 months now...nothing bullish about it 
633
634\---XLV(healthcare) it's been in a channel on the weekly since 2016. Currently in the upper area of the channel while overbought, with bearish divergence and printing a dragonfly doji reversal candle.  It is also overbought on the daily with bearish divergence. Bearish divergence on the 4hr, 1hr...you get the picture.  
635 \---XLF(financials) printed a dragonfly doji reversal candle on the weekly closing at resistance. The daily chart has a gap to fill with bearish divergence. It has bounced off the lows without consolidating on the 4hr chart and is extended at this point.
636
637\---XLF, XLV, & XLF have 1 gap close now on the daily to fill.  XLK, XLY, XLC have 2 gaps to fill since Tuesdays bounce.  
638This is more than just RSI running hot. It's RSI being overbought + bearish divergences + bearish weekly candles + bearish reversal patterns on weekly & daily charts + gaps below to fill with no reason to not fill them especially since Trump made it clear that he is willing to wait until after the election to make a deal. Remarks made today by Kudlow were "Trump is not ready to sign any trade deal with China"...shorts got caught with the jobs numbers that was all and I suspect that to be short lived.
639The markets went up today,  but I am seeing a lot of key bearish indications that a reversal on a longer term time frame is fast approaching.  Here are my notes from after today's close  
640
641
642\---/ES, /NQ, & /RTY all closed the week printing a dragonfly doji (bearish reversal) candle. They are all overbought on the 1hr currently on RSI readings, however any new highs will result in bearish divergences on the monthly, weekly, & daily charts on /ES & /NQ.../RTY already has short term bearish divergence on the hourly. One thing to note is that /NQ is lagging and parked right below resistance from last week. Why is that? Well..
643
644. ---Apple, although it has had an amazing few months, is showing signs of a longer term reversal. It is overbought on the monthly and weekly(extremely overbought) and has bearish divergence. The daily today broke to a new high and isn't overbought so it already has bearish divergence. It has left 2 gaps behind to fill on the daily and has printed a hanging man (reversal candle) on the weekly.
645
646 \---What about good ol' Microsoft. Same thing. Monthly & weekly charts are overbought with bearish divergences and a weekly hanging man candle. The kicker on here is that it is in a weekly rising wedge (bearish reversal) pattern and printed a weekly reversal candle. Another puzzle piece to add to the table.
647
648 \---Let's look at Amazon. Closing at the bottom of its trading range that it's been in for 6 months now...nothing bullish about it 
649
650\---XLV(healthcare) it's been in a channel on the weekly since 2016. Currently in the upper area of the channel while overbought, with bearish divergence and printing a dragonfly doji reversal candle.  It is also overbought on the daily with bearish divergence. Bearish divergence on the 4hr, 1hr...you get the picture.  
651 \---XLF(financials) printed a dragonfly doji reversal candle on the weekly closing at resistance. The daily chart has a gap to fill with bearish divergence. It has bounced off the lows without consolidating on the 4hr chart and is extended at this point.
652
653\---XLF, XLV, & XLF have 1 gap close now on the daily to fill.  XLK, XLY, XLC have 2 gaps to fill since Tuesdays bounce.  
654This is more than just RSI running hot. It's RSI being overbought + bearish divergences + bearish weekly candles + bearish reversal patterns on weekly & daily charts + gaps below to fill with no reason to not fill them especially since Trump made it clear that he is willing to wait until after the election to make a deal. Remarks made today by Kudlow were "Trump is not ready to sign any trade deal with China"...shorts got caught with the jobs numbers that was all and I suspect that to be short lived.
655The markets went up today,  but I am seeing a lot of key bearish indications that a reversal on a longer term time frame is fast approaching.  Here are my notes from after today's close  
656
657
658\---/ES, /NQ, & /RTY all closed the week printing a dragonfly doji (bearish reversal) candle. They are all overbought on the 1hr currently on RSI readings, however any new highs will result in bearish divergences on the monthly, weekly, & daily charts on /ES & /NQ.../RTY already has short term bearish divergence on the hourly. One thing to note is that /NQ is lagging and parked right below resistance from last week. Why is that? Well..
659
660. ---Apple, although it has had an amazing few months, is showing signs of a longer term reversal. It is overbought on the monthly and weekly(extremely overbought) and has bearish divergence. The daily today broke to a new high and isn't overbought so it already has bearish divergence. It has left 2 gaps behind to fill on the daily and has printed a hanging man (reversal candle) on the weekly.
661
662 \---What about good ol' Microsoft. Same thing. Monthly & weekly charts are overbought with bearish divergences and a weekly hanging man candle. The kicker on here is that it is in a weekly rising wedge (bearish reversal) pattern and printed a weekly reversal candle. Another puzzle piece to add to the table.
663
664 \---Let's look at Amazon. Closing at the bottom of its trading range that it's been in for 6 months now...nothing bullish about it 
665
666\---XLV(healthcare) it's been in a channel on the weekly since 2016. Currently in the upper area of the channel while overbought, with bearish divergence and printing a dragonfly doji reversal candle.  It is also overbought on the daily with bearish divergence. Bearish divergence on the 4hr, 1hr...you get the picture.  
667 \---XLF(financials) printed a dragonfly doji reversal candle on the weekly closing at resistance. The daily chart has a gap to fill with bearish divergence. It has bounced off the lows without consolidating on the 4hr chart and is extended at this point.
668
669\---XLF, XLV, & XLF have 1 gap close now on the daily to fill.  XLK, XLY, XLC have 2 gaps to fill since Tuesdays bounce.  
670This is more than just RSI running hot. It's RSI being overbought + bearish divergences + bearish weekly candles + bearish reversal patterns on weekly & daily charts + gaps below to fill with no reason to not fill them especially since Trump made it clear that he is willing to wait until after the election to make a deal. Remarks made today by Kudlow were "Trump is not ready to sign any trade deal with China"...shorts got caught with the jobs numbers that was all and I suspect that to be short lived.
671The markets went up today,  but I am seeing a lot of key bearish indications that a reversal on a longer term time frame is fast approaching.  Here are my notes from after today's close  
672
673
674\---/ES, /NQ, & /RTY all closed the week printing a dragonfly doji (bearish reversal) candle. They are all overbought on the 1hr currently on RSI readings, however any new highs will result in bearish divergences on the monthly, weekly, & daily charts on /ES & /NQ.../RTY already has short term bearish divergence on the hourly. One thing to note is that /NQ is lagging and parked right below resistance from last week. Why is that? Well..
675
676. ---Apple, although it has had an amazing few months, is showing signs of a longer term reversal. It is overbought on the monthly and weekly(extremely overbought) and has bearish divergence. The daily today broke to a new high and isn't overbought so it already has bearish divergence. It has left 2 gaps behind to fill on the daily and has printed a hanging man (reversal candle) on the weekly.
677
678 \---What about good ol' Microsoft. Same thing. Monthly & weekly charts are overbought with bearish divergences and a weekly hanging man candle. The kicker on here is that it is in a weekly rising wedge (bearish reversal) pattern and printed a weekly reversal candle. Another puzzle piece to add to the table.
679
680 \---Let's look at Amazon. Closing at the bottom of its trading range that it's been in for 6 months now...nothing bullish about it 
681
682\---XLV(healthcare) it's been in a channel on the weekly since 2016. Currently in the upper area of the channel while overbought, with bearish divergence and printing a dragonfly doji reversal candle.  It is also overbought on the daily with bearish divergence. Bearish divergence on the 4hr, 1hr...you get the picture.  
683 \---XLF(financials) printed a dragonfly doji reversal candle on the weekly closing at resistance. The daily chart has a gap to fill with bearish divergence. It has bounced off the lows without consolidating on the 4hr chart and is extended at this point.
684
685\---XLF, XLV, & XLF have 1 gap close now on the daily to fill.  XLK, XLY, XLC have 2 gaps to fill since Tuesdays bounce.  
686This is more than just RSI running hot. It's RSI being overbought + bearish divergences + bearish weekly candles + bearish reversal patterns on weekly & daily charts + gaps below to fill with no reason to not fill them especially since Trump made it clear that he is willing to wait until after the election to make a deal. Remarks made today by Kudlow were "Trump is not ready to sign any trade deal with China"...shorts got caught with the jobs numbers that was all and I suspect that to be short lived.
687The markets went up today,  but I am seeing a lot of key bearish indications that a reversal on a longer term time frame is fast approaching.  Here are my notes from after today's close  
688
689
690\---/ES, /NQ, & /RTY all closed the week printing a dragonfly doji (bearish reversal) candle. They are all overbought on the 1hr currently on RSI readings, however any new highs will result in bearish divergences on the monthly, weekly, & daily charts on /ES & /NQ.../RTY already has short term bearish divergence on the hourly. One thing to note is that /NQ is lagging and parked right below resistance from last week. Why is that? Well..
691
692. ---Apple, although it has had an amazing few months, is showing signs of a longer term reversal. It is overbought on the monthly and weekly(extremely overbought) and has bearish divergence. The daily today broke to a new high and isn't overbought so it already has bearish divergence. It has left 2 gaps behind to fill on the daily and has printed a hanging man (reversal candle) on the weekly.
693
694 \---What about good ol' Microsoft. Same thing. Monthly & weekly charts are overbought with bearish divergences and a weekly hanging man candle. The kicker on here is that it is in a weekly rising wedge (bearish reversal) pattern and printed a weekly reversal candle. Another puzzle piece to add to the table.
695
696 \---Let's look at Amazon. Closing at the bottom of its trading range that it's been in for 6 months now...nothing bullish about it 
697
698\---XLV(healthcare) it's been in a channel on the weekly since 2016. Currently in the upper area of the channel while overbought, with bearish divergence and printing a dragonfly doji reversal candle.  It is also overbought on the daily with bearish divergence. Bearish divergence on the 4hr, 1hr...you get the picture.  
699 \---XLF(financials) printed a dragonfly doji reversal candle on the weekly closing at resistance. The daily chart has a gap to fill with bearish divergence. It has bounced off the lows without consolidating on the 4hr chart and is extended at this point.
700
701\---XLF, XLV, & XLF have 1 gap close now on the daily to fill.  XLK, XLY, XLC have 2 gaps to fill since Tuesdays bounce.  
702This is more than just RSI running hot. It's RSI being overbought + bearish divergences + bearish weekly candles + bearish reversal patterns on weekly & daily charts + gaps below to fill with no reason to not fill them especially since Trump made it clear that he is willing to wait until after the election to make a deal. Remarks made today by Kudlow were "Trump is not ready to sign any trade deal with China"...shorts got caught with the jobs numbers that was all and I suspect that to be short lived.
703The markets went up today,  but I am seeing a lot of key bearish indications that a reversal on a longer term time frame is fast approaching.  Here are my notes from after today's close  
704
705
706\---/ES, /NQ, & /RTY all closed the week printing a dragonfly doji (bearish reversal) candle. They are all overbought on the 1hr currently on RSI readings, however any new highs will result in bearish divergences on the monthly, weekly, & daily charts on /ES & /NQ.../RTY already has short term bearish divergence on the hourly. One thing to note is that /NQ is lagging and parked right below resistance from last week. Why is that? Well..
707
708. ---Apple, although it has had an amazing few months, is showing signs of a longer term reversal. It is overbought on the monthly and weekly(extremely overbought) and has bearish divergence. The daily today broke to a new high and isn't overbought so it already has bearish divergence. It has left 2 gaps behind to fill on the daily and has printed a hanging man (reversal candle) on the weekly.
709
710 \---What about good ol' Microsoft. Same thing. Monthly & weekly charts are overbought with bearish divergences and a weekly hanging man candle. The kicker on here is that it is in a weekly rising wedge (bearish reversal) pattern and printed a weekly reversal candle. Another puzzle piece to add to the table.
711
712 \---Let's look at Amazon. Closing at the bottom of its trading range that it's been in for 6 months now...nothing bullish about it 
713
714\---XLV(healthcare) it's been in a channel on the weekly since 2016. Currently in the upper area of the channel while overbought, with bearish divergence and printing a dragonfly doji reversal candle.  It is also overbought on the daily with bearish divergence. Bearish divergence on the 4hr, 1hr...you get the picture.  
715 \---XLF(financials) printed a dragonfly doji reversal candle on the weekly closing at resistance. The daily chart has a gap to fill with bearish divergence. It has bounced off the lows without consolidating on the 4hr chart and is extended at this point.
716
717\---XLF, XLV, & XLF have 1 gap close now on the daily to fill.  XLK, XLY, XLC have 2 gaps to fill since Tuesdays bounce.  
718This is more than just RSI running hot. It's RSI being overbought + bearish divergences + bearish weekly candles + bearish reversal patterns on weekly & daily charts + gaps below to fill with no reason to not fill them especially since Trump made it clear that he is willing to wait until after the election to make a deal. Remarks made today by Kudlow were "Trump is not ready to sign any trade deal with China"...shorts got caught with the jobs numbers that was all and I suspect that to be short lived.
719The markets went up today,  but I am seeing a lot of key bearish indications that a reversal on a longer term time frame is fast approaching.  Here are my notes from after today's close  
720
721
722\---/ES, /NQ, & /RTY all closed the week printing a dragonfly doji (bearish reversal) candle. They are all overbought on the 1hr currently on RSI readings, however any new highs will result in bearish divergences on the monthly, weekly, & daily charts on /ES & /NQ.../RTY already has short term bearish divergence on the hourly. One thing to note is that /NQ is lagging and parked right below resistance from last week. Why is that? Well..
723
724. ---Apple, although it has had an amazing few months, is showing signs of a longer term reversal. It is overbought on the monthly and weekly(extremely overbought) and has bearish divergence. The daily today broke to a new high and isn't overbought so it already has bearish divergence. It has left 2 gaps behind to fill on the daily and has printed a hanging man (reversal candle) on the weekly.
725
726 \---What about good ol' Microsoft. Same thing. Monthly & weekly charts are overbought with bearish divergences and a weekly hanging man candle. The kicker on here is that it is in a weekly rising wedge (bearish reversal) pattern and printed a weekly reversal candle. Another puzzle piece to add to the table.
727
728 \---Let's look at Amazon. Closing at the bottom of its trading range that it's been in for 6 months now...nothing bullish about it 
729
730\---XLV(healthcare) it's been in a channel on the weekly since 2016. Currently in the upper area of the channel while overbought, with bearish divergence and printing a dragonfly doji reversal candle.  It is also overbought on the daily with bearish divergence. Bearish divergence on the 4hr, 1hr...you get the picture.  
731 \---XLF(financials) printed a dragonfly doji reversal candle on the weekly closing at resistance. The daily chart has a gap to fill with bearish divergence. It has bounced off the lows without consolidating on the 4hr chart and is extended at this point.
732
733\---XLF, XLV, & XLF have 1 gap close now on the daily to fill.  XLK, XLY, XLC have 2 gaps to fill since Tuesdays bounce.  
734This is more than just RSI running hot. It's RSI being overbought + bearish divergences + bearish weekly candles + bearish reversal patterns on weekly & daily charts + gaps below to fill with no reason to not fill them especially since Trump made it clear that he is willing to wait until after the election to make a deal. Remarks made today by Kudlow were "Trump is not ready to sign any trade deal with China"...shorts got caught with the jobs numbers that was all and I suspect that to be short lived.
735The markets went up today,  but I am seeing a lot of key bearish indications that a reversal on a longer term time frame is fast approaching.  Here are my notes from after today's close  
736
737
738\---/ES, /NQ, & /RTY all closed the week printing a dragonfly doji (bearish reversal) candle. They are all overbought on the 1hr currently on RSI readings, however any new highs will result in bearish divergences on the monthly, weekly, & daily charts on /ES & /NQ.../RTY already has short term bearish divergence on the hourly. One thing to note is that /NQ is lagging and parked right below resistance from last week. Why is that? Well..
739
740. ---Apple, although it has had an amazing few months, is showing signs of a longer term reversal. It is overbought on the monthly and weekly(extremely overbought) and has bearish divergence. The daily today broke to a new high and isn't overbought so it already has bearish divergence. It has left 2 gaps behind to fill on the daily and has printed a hanging man (reversal candle) on the weekly.
741
742 \---What about good ol' Microsoft. Same thing. Monthly & weekly charts are overbought with bearish divergences and a weekly hanging man candle. The kicker on here is that it is in a weekly rising wedge (bearish reversal) pattern and printed a weekly reversal candle. Another puzzle piece to add to the table.
743
744 \---Let's look at Amazon. Closing at the bottom of its trading range that it's been in for 6 months now...nothing bullish about it 
745
746\---XLV(healthcare) it's been in a channel on the weekly since 2016. Currently in the upper area of the channel while overbought, with bearish divergence and printing a dragonfly doji reversal candle.  It is also overbought on the daily with bearish divergence. Bearish divergence on the 4hr, 1hr...you get the picture.  
747 \---XLF(financials) printed a dragonfly doji reversal candle on the weekly closing at resistance. The daily chart has a gap to fill with bearish divergence. It has bounced off the lows without consolidating on the 4hr chart and is extended at this point.
748
749\---XLF, XLV, & XLF have 1 gap close now on the daily to fill.  XLK, XLY, XLC have 2 gaps to fill since Tuesdays bounce.  
750This is more than just RSI running hot. It's RSI being overbought + bearish divergences + bearish weekly candles + bearish reversal patterns on weekly & daily charts + gaps below to fill with no reason to not fill them especially since Trump made it clear that he is willing to wait until after the election to make a deal. Remarks made today by Kudlow were "Trump is not ready to sign any trade deal with China"...shorts got caught with the jobs numbers that was all and I suspect that to be short lived.
751The markets went up today,  but I am seeing a lot of key bearish indications that a reversal on a longer term time frame is fast approaching.  Here are my notes from after today's close  
752
753
754\---/ES, /NQ, & /RTY all closed the week printing a dragonfly doji (bearish reversal) candle. They are all overbought on the 1hr currently on RSI readings, however any new highs will result in bearish divergences on the monthly, weekly, & daily charts on /ES & /NQ.../RTY already has short term bearish divergence on the hourly. One thing to note is that /NQ is lagging and parked right below resistance from last week. Why is that? Well..
755
756. ---Apple, although it has had an amazing few months, is showing signs of a longer term reversal. It is overbought on the monthly and weekly(extremely overbought) and has bearish divergence. The daily today broke to a new high and isn't overbought so it already has bearish divergence. It has left 2 gaps behind to fill on the daily and has printed a hanging man (reversal candle) on the weekly.
757
758 \---What about good ol' Microsoft. Same thing. Monthly & weekly charts are overbought with bearish divergences and a weekly hanging man candle. The kicker on here is that it is in a weekly rising wedge (bearish reversal) pattern and printed a weekly reversal candle. Another puzzle piece to add to the table.
759
760 \---Let's look at Amazon. Closing at the bottom of its trading range that it's been in for 6 months now...nothing bullish about it 
761
762\---XLV(healthcare) it's been in a channel on the weekly since 2016. Currently in the upper area of the channel while overbought, with bearish divergence and printing a dragonfly doji reversal candle.  It is also overbought on the daily with bearish divergence. Bearish divergence on the 4hr, 1hr...you get the picture.  
763 \---XLF(financials) printed a dragonfly doji reversal candle on the weekly closing at resistance. The daily chart has a gap to fill with bearish divergence. It has bounced off the lows without consolidating on the 4hr chart and is extended at this point.
764
765\---XLF, XLV, & XLF have 1 gap close now on the daily to fill.  XLK, XLY, XLC have 2 gaps to fill since Tuesdays bounce.  
766This is more than just RSI running hot. It's RSI being overbought + bearish divergences + bearish weekly candles + bearish reversal patterns on weekly & daily charts + gaps below to fill with no reason to not fill them especially since Trump made it clear that he is willing to wait until after the election to make a deal. Remarks made today by Kudlow were "Trump is not ready to sign any trade deal with China"...shorts got caught with the jobs numbers that was all and I suspect that to be short lived.
767The markets went up today,  but I am seeing a lot of key bearish indications that a reversal on a longer term time frame is fast approaching.  Here are my notes from after today's close  
768
769
770\---/ES, /NQ, & /RTY all closed the week printing a dragonfly doji (bearish reversal) candle. They are all overbought on the 1hr currently on RSI readings, however any new highs will result in bearish divergences on the monthly, weekly, & daily charts on /ES & /NQ.../RTY already has short term bearish divergence on the hourly. One thing to note is that /NQ is lagging and parked right below resistance from last week. Why is that? Well..
771
772. ---Apple, although it has had an amazing few months, is showing signs of a longer term reversal. It is overbought on the monthly and weekly(extremely overbought) and has bearish divergence. The daily today broke to a new high and isn't overbought so it already has bearish divergence. It has left 2 gaps behind to fill on the daily and has printed a hanging man (reversal candle) on the weekly.
773
774 \---What about good ol' Microsoft. Same thing. Monthly & weekly charts are overbought with bearish divergences and a weekly hanging man candle. The kicker on here is that it is in a weekly rising wedge (bearish reversal) pattern and printed a weekly reversal candle. Another puzzle piece to add to the table.
775
776 \---Let's look at Amazon. Closing at the bottom of its trading range that it's been in for 6 months now...nothing bullish about it 
777
778\---XLV(healthcare) it's been in a channel on the weekly since 2016. Currently in the upper area of the channel while overbought, with bearish divergence and printing a dragonfly doji reversal candle.  It is also overbought on the daily with bearish divergence. Bearish divergence on the 4hr, 1hr...you get the picture.  
779 \---XLF(financials) printed a dragonfly doji reversal candle on the weekly closing at resistance. The daily chart has a gap to fill with bearish divergence. It has bounced off the lows without consolidating on the 4hr chart and is extended at this point.
780
781\---XLF, XLV, & XLF have 1 gap close now on the daily to fill.  XLK, XLY, XLC have 2 gaps to fill since Tuesdays bounce.  
782This is more than just RSI running hot. It's RSI being overbought + bearish divergences + bearish weekly candles + bearish reversal patterns on weekly & daily charts + gaps below to fill with no reason to not fill them especially since Trump made it clear that he is willing to wait until after the election to make a deal. Remarks made today by Kudlow were "Trump is not ready to sign any trade deal with China"...shorts got caught with the jobs numbers that was all and I suspect that to be short lived.
783The markets went up today,  but I am seeing a lot of key bearish indications that a reversal on a longer term time frame is fast approaching.  Here are my notes from after today's close  
784
785
786\---/ES, /NQ, & /RTY all closed the week printing a dragonfly doji (bearish reversal) candle. They are all overbought on the 1hr currently on RSI readings, however any new highs will result in bearish divergences on the monthly, weekly, & daily charts on /ES & /NQ.../RTY already has short term bearish divergence on the hourly. One thing to note is that /NQ is lagging and parked right below resistance from last week. Why is that? Well..
787
788. ---Apple, although it has had an amazing few months, is showing signs of a longer term reversal. It is overbought on the monthly and weekly(extremely overbought) and has bearish divergence. The daily today broke to a new high and isn't overbought so it already has bearish divergence. It has left 2 gaps behind to fill on the daily and has printed a hanging man (reversal candle) on the weekly.
789
790 \---What about good ol' Microsoft. Same thing. Monthly & weekly charts are overbought with bearish divergences and a weekly hanging man candle. The kicker on here is that it is in a weekly rising wedge (bearish reversal) pattern and printed a weekly reversal candle. Another puzzle piece to add to the table.
791
792 \---Let's look at Amazon. Closing at the bottom of its trading range that it's been in for 6 months now...nothing bullish about it 
793
794\---XLV(healthcare) it's been in a channel on the weekly since 2016. Currently in the upper area of the channel while overbought, with bearish divergence and printing a dragonfly doji reversal candle.  It is also overbought on the daily with bearish divergence. Bearish divergence on the 4hr, 1hr...you get the picture.  
795 \---XLF(financials) printed a dragonfly doji reversal candle on the weekly closing at resistance. The daily chart has a gap to fill with bearish divergence. It has bounced off the lows without consolidating on the 4hr chart and is extended at this point.
796
797\---XLF, XLV, & XLF have 1 gap close now on the daily to fill.  XLK, XLY, XLC have 2 gaps to fill since Tuesdays bounce.  
798This is more than just RSI running hot. It's RSI being overbought + bearish divergences + bearish weekly candles + bearish reversal patterns on weekly & daily charts + gaps below to fill with no reason to not fill them especially since Trump made it clear that he is willing to wait until after the election to make a deal. Remarks made today by Kudlow were "Trump is not ready to sign any trade deal with China"...shorts got caught with the jobs numbers that was all and I suspect that to be short lived.
799The markets went up today,  but I am seeing a lot of key bearish indications that a reversal on a longer term time frame is fast approaching.  Here are my notes from after today's close  
800
801
802\---/ES, /NQ, & /RTY all closed the week printing a dragonfly doji (bearish reversal) candle. They are all overbought on the 1hr currently on RSI readings, however any new highs will result in bearish divergences on the monthly, weekly, & daily charts on /ES & /NQ.../RTY already has short term bearish divergence on the hourly. One thing to note is that /NQ is lagging and parked right below resistance from last week. Why is that? Well..
803
804. ---Apple, although it has had an amazing few months, is showing signs of a longer term reversal. It is overbought on the monthly and weekly(extremely overbought) and has bearish divergence. The daily today broke to a new high and isn't overbought so it already has bearish divergence. It has left 2 gaps behind to fill on the daily and has printed a hanging man (reversal candle) on the weekly.
805
806 \---What about good ol' Microsoft. Same thing. Monthly & weekly charts are overbought with bearish divergences and a weekly hanging man candle. The kicker on here is that it is in a weekly rising wedge (bearish reversal) pattern and printed a weekly reversal candle. Another puzzle piece to add to the table.
807
808 \---Let's look at Amazon. Closing at the bottom of its trading range that it's been in for 6 months now...nothing bullish about it 
809
810\---XLV(healthcare) it's been in a channel on the weekly since 2016. Currently in the upper area of the channel while overbought, with bearish divergence and printing a dragonfly doji reversal candle.  It is also overbought on the daily with bearish divergence. Bearish divergence on the 4hr, 1hr...you get the picture.  
811 \---XLF(financials) printed a dragonfly doji reversal candle on the weekly closing at resistance. The daily chart has a gap to fill with bearish divergence. It has bounced off the lows without consolidating on the 4hr chart and is extended at this point.
812
813\---XLF, XLV, & XLF have 1 gap close now on the daily to fill.  XLK, XLY, XLC have 2 gaps to fill since Tuesdays bounce.  
814This is more than just RSI running hot. It's RSI being overbought + bearish divergences + bearish weekly candles + bearish reversal patterns on weekly & daily charts + gaps below to fill with no reason to not fill them especially since Trump made it clear that he is willing to wait until after the election to make a deal. Remarks made today by Kudlow were "Trump is not ready to sign any trade deal with China"...shorts got caught with the jobs numbers that was all and I suspect that to be short lived.
815The markets went up today,  but I am seeing a lot of key bearish indications that a reversal on a longer term time frame is fast approaching.  Here are my notes from after today's close  
816
817
818\---/ES, /NQ, & /RTY all closed the week printing a dragonfly doji (bearish reversal) candle. They are all overbought on the 1hr currently on RSI readings, however any new highs will result in bearish divergences on the monthly, weekly, & daily charts on /ES & /NQ.../RTY already has short term bearish divergence on the hourly. One thing to note is that /NQ is lagging and parked right below resistance from last week. Why is that? Well..
819
820. ---Apple, although it has had an amazing few months, is showing signs of a longer term reversal. It is overbought on the monthly and weekly(extremely overbought) and has bearish divergence. The daily today broke to a new high and isn't overbought so it already has bearish divergence. It has left 2 gaps behind to fill on the daily and has printed a hanging man (reversal candle) on the weekly.
821
822 \---What about good ol' Microsoft. Same thing. Monthly & weekly charts are overbought with bearish divergences and a weekly hanging man candle. The kicker on here is that it is in a weekly rising wedge (bearish reversal) pattern and printed a weekly reversal candle. Another puzzle piece to add to the table.
823
824 \---Let's look at Amazon. Closing at the bottom of its trading range that it's been in for 6 months now...nothing bullish about it 
825
826\---XLV(healthcare) it's been in a channel on the weekly since 2016. Currently in the upper area of the channel while overbought, with bearish divergence and printing a dragonfly doji reversal candle.  It is also overbought on the daily with bearish divergence. Bearish divergence on the 4hr, 1hr...you get the picture.  
827 \---XLF(financials) printed a dragonfly doji reversal candle on the weekly closing at resistance. The daily chart has a gap to fill with bearish divergence. It has bounced off the lows without consolidating on the 4hr chart and is extended at this point.
828
829\---XLF, XLV, & XLF have 1 gap close now on the daily to fill.  XLK, XLY, XLC have 2 gaps to fill since Tuesdays bounce.  
830This is more than just RSI running hot. It's RSI being overbought + bearish divergences + bearish weekly candles + bearish reversal patterns on weekly & daily charts + gaps below to fill with no reason to not fill them especially since Trump made it clear that he is willing to wait until after the election to make a deal. Remarks made today by Kudlow were "Trump is not ready to sign any trade deal with China"...shorts got caught with the jobs numbers that was all and I suspect that to be short lived.
831The markets went up today,  but I am seeing a lot of key bearish indications that a reversal on a longer term time frame is fast approaching.  Here are my notes from after today's close  
832
833
834\---/ES, /NQ, & /RTY all closed the week printing a dragonfly doji (bearish reversal) candle. They are all overbought on the 1hr currently on RSI readings, however any new highs will result in bearish divergences on the monthly, weekly, & daily charts on /ES & /NQ.../RTY already has short term bearish divergence on the hourly. One thing to note is that /NQ is lagging and parked right below resistance from last week. Why is that? Well..
835
836. ---Apple, although it has had an amazing few months, is showing signs of a longer term reversal. It is overbought on the monthly and weekly(extremely overbought) and has bearish divergence. The daily today broke to a new high and isn't overbought so it already has bearish divergence. It has left 2 gaps behind to fill on the daily and has printed a hanging man (reversal candle) on the weekly.
837
838 \---What about good ol' Microsoft. Same thing. Monthly & weekly charts are overbought with bearish divergences and a weekly hanging man candle. The kicker on here is that it is in a weekly rising wedge (bearish reversal) pattern and printed a weekly reversal candle. Another puzzle piece to add to the table.
839
840 \---Let's look at Amazon. Closing at the bottom of its trading range that it's been in for 6 months now...nothing bullish about it 
841
842\---XLV(healthcare) it's been in a channel on the weekly since 2016. Currently in the upper area of the channel while overbought, with bearish divergence and printing a dragonfly doji reversal candle.  It is also overbought on the daily with bearish divergence. Bearish divergence on the 4hr, 1hr...you get the picture.  
843 \---XLF(financials) printed a dragonfly doji reversal candle on the weekly closing at resistance. The daily chart has a gap to fill with bearish divergence. It has bounced off the lows without consolidating on the 4hr chart and is extended at this point.
844
845\---XLF, XLV, & XLF have 1 gap close now on the daily to fill.  XLK, XLY, XLC have 2 gaps to fill since Tuesdays bounce.  
846This is more than just RSI running hot. It's RSI being overbought + bearish divergences + bearish weekly candles + bearish reversal patterns on weekly & daily charts + gaps below to fill with no reason to not fill them especially since Trump made it clear that he is willing to wait until after the election to make a deal. Remarks made today by Kudlow were "Trump is not ready to sign any trade deal with China"...shorts got caught with the jobs numbers that was all and I suspect that to be short lived.
847The markets went up today,  but I am seeing a lot of key bearish indications that a reversal on a longer term time frame is fast approaching.  Here are my notes from after today's close  
848
849
850\---/ES, /NQ, & /RTY all closed the week printing a dragonfly doji (bearish reversal) candle. They are all overbought on the 1hr currently on RSI readings, however any new highs will result in bearish divergences on the monthly, weekly, & daily charts on /ES & /NQ.../RTY already has short term bearish divergence on the hourly. One thing to note is that /NQ is lagging and parked right below resistance from last week. Why is that? Well..
851
852. ---Apple, although it has had an amazing few months, is showing signs of a longer term reversal. It is overbought on the monthly and weekly(extremely overbought) and has bearish divergence. The daily today broke to a new high and isn't overbought so it already has bearish divergence. It has left 2 gaps behind to fill on the daily and has printed a hanging man (reversal candle) on the weekly.
853
854 \---What about good ol' Microsoft. Same thing. Monthly & weekly charts are overbought with bearish divergences and a weekly hanging man candle. The kicker on here is that it is in a weekly rising wedge (bearish reversal) pattern and printed a weekly reversal candle. Another puzzle piece to add to the table.
855
856 \---Let's look at Amazon. Closing at the bottom of its trading range that it's been in for 6 months now...nothing bullish about it 
857
858\---XLV(healthcare) it's been in a channel on the weekly since 2016. Currently in the upper area of the channel while overbought, with bearish divergence and printing a dragonfly doji reversal candle.  It is also overbought on the daily with bearish divergence. Bearish divergence on the 4hr, 1hr...you get the picture.  
859 \---XLF(financials) printed a dragonfly doji reversal candle on the weekly closing at resistance. The daily chart has a gap to fill with bearish divergence. It has bounced off the lows without consolidating on the 4hr chart and is extended at this point.
860
861\---XLF, XLV, & XLF have 1 gap close now on the daily to fill.  XLK, XLY, XLC have 2 gaps to fill since Tuesdays bounce.  
862This is more than just RSI running hot. It's RSI being overbought + bearish divergences + bearish weekly candles + bearish reversal patterns on weekly & daily charts + gaps below to fill with no reason to not fill them especially since Trump made it clear that he is willing to wait until after the election to make a deal. Remarks made today by Kudlow were "Trump is not ready to sign any trade deal with China"...shorts got caught with the jobs numbers that was all and I suspect that to be short lived.
863The market is closed today - Dec 7, 2019, in observance of National Illinois Day. The market will be closed tomorrow - Dec 8, 2019, in observance of Sammy Davis Jr.'s birthday. The market will open again on Dec 9 2019.
864I haven’t been able to have a drink in almost two weeks because of this fucking pneumonia. I’m getting wasted tonight. Tequila and lime on the rocks all night thinking about COST calls, SPY puts, and a pretty woman that isn’t my current lady,
865Why vega gang is the best: oil baron rockefeller in 1913 colluded with the banks (that facilitated jp morgan selling the US steel and railroad industries to the british and french) to create the FED and income tax the year jp morgan died and an american verified the photovoltaic power cell technology predicted by the german einstien. 1914 USA bans drugs and prostitution, WWI breaks out into violence with uk and fr vs germany, later Rockefeller makes a deal with saudis and USA bans protesting the war after sinking of lusitania, Rockefeller had his lawyers fight and lose on purpose the income tax supreme court case, gets biofuels banned via prohibition, makes roads out of cancer causing benzene filled oil tar (why his kids are equestrians), etc. Now rockefellers standard oil ARAMCO is the most valuable asset in the world, and is owned by Sunni muslim kings that pay no taxes who claim to be the descendants of the prophet muhammed's (pbuh) favorite child bride, aisha. Because they're all war mongering genital mutilating pedophiles who would rather give epstien an island than have to mine asteroids for gold because of a gold standard. Oh and the FED just targets a 2% interest rate so american citizens lose half their wealth in the same 35 years you need to be president and just cut rates at market all time highs. I am creating durable roads made from plant products with the profits from my solar power / engery storage / ghost gunner business
866Chewy 25 calls for 12/20. Cannot go tits up, i see these packages on every other porch in my hood
867My trading year has consisted of a 1000% day back in April, several 100% days, and one 35% day last week that netted me 7k. Im down on the year bc im greedy and dont know when to take profits.
868I went from being up 85% on the year to -99% after I started playing with options. I think I should stay away
869What's a good way to determine IV on a stock. I think that's where my options trading suffers the most. I'm not terrible and picking direction, and I never buy weekly's or terribly ST options, but I tend to not get the price increase i think I'm going to get. In some cases, if I had a lightning fast broker, I'd make more off of exercising then option
870USO on that after hours jump ??
871Went all in on Costco on Thursday(-14%) and today could have sold for break even, but I didn’t. Now down 8%. Get back to 300 Costco!!!
872Went all in on Costco on Thursday(-14%) and today could have sold for break even, but I didn’t. Now down 8%. Get back to 300 Costco!!!
873>sought damages of $190 million in total for Unsworth.
874
875Being called a name online after insulting someone is worth $190m? This guy he thought he would have a jury and public support on his side?
876Sort of
877
878Retailers could pass the CC fee on to you if they wanted but they usually eat it
879The fed has stuff going on next week. My play is on $KL. It has lower P/E than $GLD. Subject to fuckery, buy it don't bet.
880The fed has stuff going on next week. My play is on $KL. It has lower P/E than $GLD. Subject to fuckery, buy it don't bet.
881If you don't believe max pain theory take a look at the BMY daily chart. If you'll check the record you can see that I told you yesterday I would be scalping puts on it today. Huge open interest on 60 calls expiring today, stock was at 61 midday then slowly trickled down til close to fuck those call holders, then shot up a full dollars after-hours .
882
883Also what should I watch on d+
884If you don't believe max pain theory take a look at the BMY daily chart. If you'll check the record you can see that I told you yesterday I would be scalping puts on it today. Huge open interest on 60 calls expiring today, stock was at 61 midday then slowly trickled down til close to fuck those call holders, then shot up a full dollars after-hours .
885
886Also what should I watch on d+
887If you don't believe max pain theory take a look at the BMY daily chart. If you'll check the record you can see that I told you yesterday I would be scalping puts on it today. Huge open interest on 60 calls expiring today, stock was at 61 midday then slowly trickled down til close to fuck those call holders, then shot up a full dollars after-hours .
888
889Also what should I watch on d+
890Loaded af on cost 295c 300c 1/17
891Loaded up on 12/9 318c. Lets go Donny give me a good weekend pump
892How many hours did you guys get in on the ol’ Peloton this morning?
893To whom it may concern:
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897[HedgeFunds aggressively add to net longs in $RUT futures -- highest since Jul last year. This follows 1600+ breakout in cash (1634) 2 weeks ago. Successful retest this Tue. Golden cross formed on Nov 12. $IWM](https://twitter.com/hedgopia/status/1203073676347731969?s=21)
898Made some decent $$ with my 314.50 call on 12/6 
899Bought at .16 and sold at .43
900Sold early, but made money none the less.
901Mods .. I pulled out too early. Make that my flair you cybertruck pedos
902Thanks Mr. President.
903
904Honeyland looks very interesting.  I'll definitely check it out.
905
906Parasite is on my watch list.  I'll probably watch it tomorrow.
907gonna be a good theta week waiting for Tariff drama on sunday night?
908Interesting article on end of day trading volatility
909
910
911https://www.bloomberg.com/amp/news/articles/2019-12-08/noise-for-sale-in-giant-u-s-auctions-used-to-end-stock-sessions?__twitter_impression=true
912Always. I live on the throne. I am ? king!
913Yeah IMO every country should have import tariffs on ag. Not a single large country that doesn't have subsidies and or quotas.
914Big buy on chk or nah? I got margin to burn. Might make for a nice 2-3 month hold.
915New Mandalorian and sashimi on a friday night, yesyes
916Bernie has taken the lead or tied on predictit in all 3 first states (Iowa, NH, Nevada) plus CA.    
917
918Edit: is there a proper format for the above statement because I also could have said “Bernie has taken the lead or tied in all 3 first states (Iowa, NH, Nevada) plus CA on predictit”
919Bernie has taken the lead or tied on predictit in all 3 first states (Iowa, NH, Nevada) plus CA.    
920
921Edit: is there a proper format for the above statement because I also could have said “Bernie has taken the lead or tied in all 3 first states (Iowa, NH, Nevada) plus CA on predictit”
922counting on it.
923[Watch 1 min of this clip if you're too scared of going all in on FDs.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Vn_gNlsk8s&feature=youtu.be&t=236)
924
925If you're easily offended, don't watch more than a minute of this.
926PCG moon on Monday! Just reached a settlement agreement with fire victims today.
927If DIS and AMD could go up on monday, that would be nice
928Ok. Suppose you've got millions of dollars like this: https://reddit.app.link/zVUvbxwKe2
929
930You are willing to spend about $200K
931
932You want to make the phrase "Elon Musk is a pedophile" go viral. You want it to be in the news, ubiquitous on Twitter and Reddit, etc.
933
934It would be a kind of "protest meme" against an obvious injustice committed by a serial offender
935
936Which influencers do you contact? How do you identify the influencers who will give you the biggest impact per dollar? Would it be feasible with less than a quarter mil spent?
937Man you're really hung up on this, huh?
938So what's wrong with the peloton ad?
939
940It's weird creating videos about using the bike and thanking your husband on video (instead of in person), then watching the video blog together. But, not the worst ad in the world
941I come from a time on here when you didn’t have to prove yourself by spending thousands on fds and being a depressed fuck. Now that’s what we are all about... it’s entertaining but it goes to show the personalities here aren’t diversified
942I come from a time on here when you didn’t have to prove yourself by spending thousands on fds and being a depressed fuck. Now that’s what we are all about... it’s entertaining but it goes to show the personalities here aren’t diversified
943Who else is all in on DG calls? I put 90% of my remaining account balance in it after I lost 2k on a strangle
944
945[http://imgur.com/a/6ZGImbh](my weekly account and DG calls])
946Who else is all in on DG calls? I put 90% of my remaining account balance in it after I lost 2k on a strangle
947
948[http://imgur.com/a/6ZGImbh](my weekly account and DG calls])
949GM calls fucked me in the ass :( bought those fuckers on the 27th too fml
950Gamestop earnings on 12/10 AH. Hmm. Imagine your share price being what it was in 2003. yikes
951who is this fine hipster bangs girl on cnbc... kate rooney is over
952Can someone explain AMD to me? Market up bigly, MSFT, INTL, IBM, AAPL all up, only good news to report for AMD, every analyst is bullish on AMD, and yet AMD ends the day flat having dropped 50 cents from the morning high.
953I now doubt the credibility of those 47/48 analysts who have "buy" rating on $AMZN.
954Nice SPY had that intraday 30 n the RSI toward EOD knew it was time to load up on some calls. 316 and 317 for Wednesday expiry
955Arguably it’s tough ... today was weird. It seemed like SPY wanted to come back down to 314.75 Early on but VIX continued melting down and AAPL was going up. Felt like SPY begrudgingly was being pulled upward. But I will say I wait for the first hour of trading to go by to figure out where we are heading. Generally intraday RSI with MACD has made me money
956How long do I cook a filet on a skillet
957My friends roommate is watching a fortnite tournament on tv lol I’m kinda into it might stay in with him tonight
958Can we have a short discussion on the most efficient and cheapest way to short the market?  Yes QQQ, SPY, DIA, VXX.. - those are regularly expensive as fuck though.  Are there individual tickers you can think of that might have the same effectiveness? What would you do right now if the market started to freefall?
9590day OTMs are usually cheap options on those
960Wall street hates him, he makes hedge fund managers his bitch using this one simple trick. Here is the truth wall street doesn't want you to know. Stocks only go up ⬆️, buy weekly Fd calls on literally any stonk for free monies.
961Is the wall street guy logo for this website free to use on mu site?
962Hey, anyone know what a 'House Call' is? I got one on fidelity for $700, but it came after hours.  
963I deposited another $1000 but I'm worried they will liquidate my stonks.
964
965also, if they do, do they only liquidate up to the call amount, or do they just liquidate everything?
966Yo short $TSLA on JRE Matt Farah is talking about how he possibly thinks the truck isn't even real / possible to produce, it might not even be able to pass design regulations. 
967
968He's almost calling them out for fraud
9693.9 million fine on Boeing is good for my calls right?
970Anyone have a line on why BCS never recovered?
971What’s the outlook on ULTA? Do we like her? She goin upsies or downsies?
972When buying yearly options, the ask and bid could get pretty wide. How do you guys decide on a fair price?
973As someone else said, it's better to avoid low liquidity options since you get fucked on the spread.  
974With that said, if you're buying far-out, if you're theory (direction) is right then a few extra bucks to buy and sell should be meaningless in terms of the position size
975Not sure if I should close positions earlier in the week to avoid gambling on tariff news or hold out
976If buying options on 3x ETFs is super retarded then does that make selling them super big brain?
977spy 318 on mon boys. Papas got some FDs to cash in
978It all depends on Le tariffs
979Hey what do I buy Monday morning 8:30 central time and sell it on the same day?
980See how the market acts in the morning and play spy. Day trades are best played on stocks you are familiar with, otherwise it's a coin flip.
981Premier league coverage on Amazon prime added a ton of subscriptions. Long Amzn.
982Stitch will likely miss again - thinking of yolo on puts. 
983
984Hesitation is that the damn bar is set so low...
985Before she turned 19 and got so old no one wanted to spend money on her any more
986mackenzie is dumping 50b worth of amzn stock on the market. itll take months for her to sell it all so amzn is gunna be trading flat for the next year :)
987Chicken recession every Sunday. That’s why I buy an extra sammich on Saturday and reheat it Sunday. Only person in the world eating CFA on Sunday baby /flex
988Chicken recession every Sunday. That’s why I buy an extra sammich on Saturday and reheat it Sunday. Only person in the world eating CFA on Sunday baby /flex
989interesting price action on MJ idk if anyone else is thinking of making a play
990
991apparent 3rd wave sale finished off with a 2ish week length double bottom here around 16.75, RSI beginning to show rebounding lows on the weekly chart, plus it did well during the 2% drop so panicked traders might seek shelter in any volatility towards years end
992
993havent been long in the space in a while but my theta trades are all open for next week i was thinking of selling puts, change my mind
994interesting price action on MJ idk if anyone else is thinking of making a play
995
996apparent 3rd wave sale finished off with a 2ish week length double bottom here around 16.75, RSI beginning to show rebounding lows on the weekly chart, plus it did well during the 2% drop so panicked traders might seek shelter in any volatility towards years end
997
998havent been long in the space in a while but my theta trades are all open for next week i was thinking of selling puts, change my mind
999$SPY evening star, $DIA bearish evening star, $QQQ doji evening star on the weekly charts.
1000
1001Time for ??? to get their holiday tendies too.
1002
1003Everybody is gonna' win by the end of the week unless the fed hikes, which I don't think is gonna' happen. That would be armageddon. Again.
1004U Have a chance stupid people here think because no one expect rate cuts that the Feds can’t say something to tank the whole market show on the 10,11 
1005
1006All that money pumping the market is borrowed money so all time high some will be looking to take that money out and take profits as no more rate cuts are gonna happen
1007Approaching life from now on as if I don’t know anything (because I don’t). Going to be open and receptive to advice, criticism, etc.
1008Need my boy jpow to crash this party by turning hawkish on wednesday. 
1009
1010Jobs report may actually turn out to be bad news
1011I like shitting on r/investing so I made a post literally titled "no asset class is an inherently good investment" info wasn't great, but I guarantee they downvote it for contradicting St. Bogle.
1012
1013​
1014
1015Edit: it's at 75% downvoted lol
1016Post MJ was a pedo in the normie subs and watch the downvotes fly. Reddit must be the most pedo friendly site on the web.
1017Repost: BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY GANG MANIFESTO / HOW-TO GUIDE
1018
1019Save as much money as you can and use that money to buy only BRK.B (Berkshire Hathaway B-shares). Berkshire is a conglomerate with >100 great businesses, is >20% cash, has negligible debt, trades at a 10x earnings multiple, and still nearly matches S&P500 performance in a bull market
1020
1021Read the Berkshire Hathaway owner's manual to understand what you own and why it is so profitable. Here is a PDF: http://berkshirehathaway.com/2018ar/2018ar.pdf
1022
1023Be patient. Never sell your shares until you need to spend the money. Hold tight through panic and recession and everything else. Hang on when Warren Buffett dies, it will happen soon
1024
1025Always buy when you can, no matter what is happening in the world-- NEVER STOP BUYING. Spread your purchases out over time to avoid putting all your money in at the top
1026
1027Result: https://reddit.app.link/lWiqhdWi41
1028To the losers posting 'best stock market eva' screeds. You guys know we play volatility and on the short term, right? that shit goes down as well as up, and that you just cant buy a call and expect it to win automatically. I dont care if your AMD shares doubled in 3 years, i care that its price goes up by Friday and my entry on Monday was good.
1029
1030tldr; aint no one got time for shares, go to personal finance to talk that shit
1031To the losers posting 'best stock market eva' screeds. You guys know we play volatility and on the short term, right? that shit goes down as well as up, and that you just cant buy a call and expect it to win automatically. I dont care if your AMD shares doubled in 3 years, i care that its price goes up by Friday and my entry on Monday was good.
1032
1033tldr; aint no one got time for shares, go to personal finance to talk that shit
1034WSB trivia time. What’s truethoughts92 favorite place to take his wifey out on a date?
1035Olive garden. They'll Order the cheapest shit and fill up on bread sticks
1036If you have a billion dollars you too can get away with whatever the fuck you like for the rest of your life.  Murder, Death, Kill - the good ole in and out on Michael Robert Jason Tom and Kiedra - slap a cop slap a bitch piss on a judge, you choose.
1037If you have a billion dollars you too can get away with whatever the fuck you like for the rest of your life.  Murder, Death, Kill - the good ole in and out on Michael Robert Jason Tom and Kiedra - slap a cop slap a bitch piss on a judge, you choose.
1038Went from +33% to -44% on ulta. Fuck PDT
1039[CNBC’s Jim Cramer on Friday contributed to that the no-deal idea, during the business network’s coverage of the employment data. **“The president can walk away from the table with this number,” he said.**](https://www.marketwatch.com/story/does-the-stock-market-even-need-a-us-china-trade-deal-with-the-jobs-report-this-hot-2019-12-06?siteid=yhoof2&yptr=yahoo)
1040
1041Ok so now that this is a new possibility that nobody could've possibly forseen, what does it mean in terms of stonks? We're bigly up but tariffs aren't going away -- is bigly up enough to counteract tariffs anyways or are we gonna bounce off SPY ATH and plunge back down to 307?
1042short ur school if u couldnt figure that one out after 5 months of class on this very subject
1043fuck off, spend your tuition money on MU calls coward.
1044Cramer is such a clown.  I think he may have a bigger effect on the market during certain moments than we thought previously.
1045What y’all drinking? 5 o’clock on a Saturday during a 10 year Bull run baby.  I hope there’s no Puritans here.
1046I’m watching the China Hustle on Netflix and this senior financial journalist struggles to explain short selling in layman terms. Speaks a lot about MSM’s market pump news
1047If amd has a  -5% day this week I’ll tattoo su bae on my ass
1048Hate to say it brothers but VR failed as a mass market item. Doesn't matter how great it is, wearing something on your face is a deal breaker for normies. Zuck bet super wrong. It's just a gamer guy thing. And never will be anything else.
1049VR failed as is but AR will be next game changer.Did a study on it and AR market will be 5 times VR by 2025.
1050
1051Maybe we already live in VR simulation...lol
1052Yep this and Becky doesn't want shit on her face. The makeup took time and effort and she doesn't want to be blinded while pervs stare at her.
1053Its 4:20 on the ?️eekend thread ?????
105410 years.. thats like 5 generations of LEAPs right? Fukkkin ALL in on leaps if ur so sure, they're practically better stonks.
1055When do the number for Disney+ come out? I’m getting dicked on these calls right now too
1056wow that opex fuckery on russell.
1057
1058iwm is exactly where it was before that massive dip.
1059no one cares about analyst upgrades, theyre all retarded autists like us. option prices depend on stock prices. and crm is drilling so calls are drilling
1060calls drilled much more than usual on the same amount of price change
1061What’s more nerve-wracking, pre-market earnings reports or after-hours earnings?
1062
1063I told myself I would never play earnings again and now here I am, looking at upcoming earnings and deciding on plays...
1064What are all the brokerages that give you a free share/money when you sign up? I'm a whore for free shares.
1065
1066I like someone to give me like $10+ for free, to cheer myself up on days when my puts lose hundreds in value.
1067
1068So far I have a Robinhood account, a WeBull account, a SoFi account, an M1 account, a Firsttrade account, a Stash account, an Aspiration account, and an NVSTR account.
1069Well, we’re basically flat on the week after a ~2% dip. I guess you can say it was a somewhat eventful week, but unfortunately most movement happened outside cash session.
1070Consensus on AMZN?
1071The only thing I can tell you for sure is that there won't be a consensus on AMZN
1072Doesn't answer your question, but I sold my early january calls on the rally and kept my mid april itm calls.
1073Thoughts on $1 calls on CHK for January?
1074Thoughts on $1 calls on CHK for January?
1075Whenever there's an impeachment inquiry the sales tax on baconators increases slightly to offset the costs
1076Well, every politician is on Uncle Sam’s payroll. American taxpayers fund that payroll. Every second that is spent on impeaching a President that has control of the Senate, is literally a waste of money. They could be legislating, passing USMCA, working on fixing the VA, maybe fixing the homeless problem, etc..
1077Well, every politician is on Uncle Sam’s payroll. American taxpayers fund that payroll. Every second that is spent on impeaching a President that has control of the Senate, is literally a waste of money. They could be legislating, passing USMCA, working on fixing the VA, maybe fixing the homeless problem, etc..
1078Well, every politician is on Uncle Sam’s payroll. American taxpayers fund that payroll. Every second that is spent on impeaching a President that has control of the Senate, is literally a waste of money. They could be legislating, passing USMCA, working on fixing the VA, maybe fixing the homeless problem, etc..
1079The house has passed 400 bills that have been sitting on Mitch's desk that he won't bring to the floor because he doesn't want Republicans going on the record for voting against them when they poll well with Republicans. The impeachment inquiry isn't the problem. The problem is that one man can stonewall legislation despite the people wanting those bills passed.
1080The house has passed 400 bills that have been sitting on Mitch's desk that he won't bring to the floor because he doesn't want Republicans going on the record for voting against them when they poll well with Republicans. The impeachment inquiry isn't the problem. The problem is that one man can stonewall legislation despite the people wanting those bills passed.
1081Comcast literally just had a 12 hour outage on Tuesday. Now it’s been out since 1 pm and initially they said it’d be back up by 4 pm and now they’re saying 1 am.
1082Assuming you're trading indexes and not crazy volatile commodities.
1083
1084It depends on how much margin you have available. The main problem is overnight holding requirements.
1085I usually hold indexes long including overnight/weekends unless for some reason I think there is a downtrend (like a trump tweet).
1086That's generally when I take profit, or when I need the margin for some other positions.
1087
1088I usually set an emergency trailing stop market at about 1-2%. Usually that isn't used.  
1089
1090If you only hold intraday, then I would take profit at the end of the day, set a target profit amount, and set a maximum daily loss.
1091The maximum daily loss should be different from your stop-loss, in case you want to re-enter.
1092
1093Also, another tip, you must must set a profit taker for indexes and reasonable stop losses  when going short. It should be whatever 0.5% of the index is when you enter.
1094Indexes tend to go up, you cannot be short on an index for too long. Obviously don't hold overnight short unless you're some genius who knows something. Usually you enter short to play the fade or a trump tweet. It won't last forever.
1095
1096I recommend only playing one direction (LONG) until you get comfortable with the index, especially if its a new one you haven't traded. Each index has its own weird quirks. Especially foreign ones.
1097I usually only play long and go short only when I think something is going happen
1098Assuming you're trading indexes and not crazy volatile commodities.
1099
1100It depends on how much margin you have available. The main problem is overnight holding requirements.
1101I usually hold indexes long including overnight/weekends unless for some reason I think there is a downtrend (like a trump tweet).
1102That's generally when I take profit, or when I need the margin for some other positions.
1103
1104I usually set an emergency trailing stop market at about 1-2%. Usually that isn't used.  
1105
1106If you only hold intraday, then I would take profit at the end of the day, set a target profit amount, and set a maximum daily loss.
1107The maximum daily loss should be different from your stop-loss, in case you want to re-enter.
1108
1109Also, another tip, you must must set a profit taker for indexes and reasonable stop losses  when going short. It should be whatever 0.5% of the index is when you enter.
1110Indexes tend to go up, you cannot be short on an index for too long. Obviously don't hold overnight short unless you're some genius who knows something. Usually you enter short to play the fade or a trump tweet. It won't last forever.
1111
1112I recommend only playing one direction (LONG) until you get comfortable with the index, especially if its a new one you haven't traded. Each index has its own weird quirks. Especially foreign ones.
1113I usually only play long and go short only when I think something is going happen
1114I have profited from both shorting and going long.  Mostly focusing on Russel and Dow micros, have around $700 in capital to focus learning trading futures.  My charting was slightly off, went long on RTY (1619) overnight my TP was roughly 8 ticks off (1623.2) didn't quite get there.  next fib I had charted was 1630 went short, got stopped, went long targeting 1642, closed at 1640 and went short.  Took profit at 1635, after that in hindsight I should of stopped.
1115
1116Personally I didn't have a trade plan, would you have reassessed, instead of trying to play swing trades?
1117I have profited from both shorting and going long.  Mostly focusing on Russel and Dow micros, have around $700 in capital to focus learning trading futures.  My charting was slightly off, went long on RTY (1619) overnight my TP was roughly 8 ticks off (1623.2) didn't quite get there.  next fib I had charted was 1630 went short, got stopped, went long targeting 1642, closed at 1640 and went short.  Took profit at 1635, after that in hindsight I should of stopped.
1118
1119Personally I didn't have a trade plan, would you have reassessed, instead of trying to play swing trades?
1120700 in capital is a bit small for trading futures. What broker lets you do that!
1121
1122I tend to play more with a fundamental thesis in mind; and use technicals as a guide. I mean what you did makes sense, but my personal preference is to just play long unless something fundamental tells me I am short. For example, my thesis for the last few weeks has been that RTY would break out, as a result, I am long RTY and was expecting 1645, so I wouldn't have closed at 1640, although smart move, being short you need to take profit constantly, being long, not as much. 
1123
1124You might consider futures options too, selling a spread on RTY shouldn't take too much margin, and don't forget you can sell a covered call against your long future (in your example, you could have sold a 1645call). Main issue with selling options if you don't have the margin to go naked is that it makes closing a long futures position potentially more difficult (need to close the option first).
1125Tasty Works has quite a few of the E-Mini futures.  As low as $200 for micro forex pairs, $360 for Russel $550 for dow, highest is oil micros around $2000.  Tastyworks does not offer options on the micros, mostly trading /M2KZ9.  Currently charting for next weeks moves, Russell weekly candle is a Long Leg Shadow (bullish indicator).  Trying to chart fibs (.618) that coincide with actual PA and what the fib retracement move was most common.  Early charting shows a lot of .618 moves with .23 retracing.
1126Interesting..used tastyworks before but their interface was sort of a nightmare... I use ibkr now.
1127
1128I mainly trade on fundamentals, so im trading Russell based on the fact that it's not at it's ath, and was stuck in a range for awhile (2 weeks ago? I guess ta would call that a bull flag). Its got a bit of catch up to do
1129
1130The other thing I'm starting to look at is dark pool option flow, seems pretty interesting
1131Interesting..used tastyworks before but their interface was sort of a nightmare... I use ibkr now.
1132
1133I mainly trade on fundamentals, so im trading Russell based on the fact that it's not at it's ath, and was stuck in a range for awhile (2 weeks ago? I guess ta would call that a bull flag). Its got a bit of catch up to do
1134
1135The other thing I'm starting to look at is dark pool option flow, seems pretty interesting
1136https://imgur.com/a/Kphj6BL
1137My Current outlook on Russell, 1 day candles, and a candle below 1613 would invalidate.  Next stop looks like 1664.88 so Ill target 1660.  Next chart is to anticipate moves from 1636 to 1660, would love to be able to have a TP, short\wait to reentry point.
1138I don't think that will effect my opening moves on Sunday Night, RTY will open towards 1625 then to 1636 then 1645, or open towards 1645.  Straight guesswork but if it hits 1645 this may be close to the following moves toward 1660: 1641.8, 1647.8, 1646.6, 1448.6, 1448.10, 1650.6, 1650, 1651.3, 1650.6, 1651.6 
1139Fully based off .23 .3 retrace and 1.618 extensions from the prior move.  Would really want to see how close my guess work gets, or blown away lol.
1140Why would you get up early enough to jerk it twice by 9 AM on a Saturday?
1141actually focus on my day job
1142Run my company. I do most of it on the weekends so I don't have to be home with my wife. During the week I just go to work and sit in my office and read and be available for emergencies.
1143Any DD on GameStop with their earnings coming up on Tuesday? Besides them being a shitty ass store they’ve had a decent last few months
1144Any DD on GameStop with their earnings coming up on Tuesday? Besides them being a shitty ass store they’ve had a decent last few months
1145playing the marketwatch stock market sim with my friends. what can i yolo $500k on (no options)
1146That’s depends on your rate. If you’re an 8 marry a 6. It will give you a needed leverage. Make sure you have an exit plan though
1147i got a 9 on lock but sometimes wanna cop a 10 ?
1148Anyone selling bear credit spreads on Netflix? I’m about to write one and open it on Monday. It just seems the risk/reward isn’t great because a lot of people think Netflix is due for a crash.
1149Anyone selling bear credit spreads on Netflix? I’m about to write one and open it on Monday. It just seems the risk/reward isn’t great because a lot of people think Netflix is due for a crash.
1150The risk/reward is lopsided because puts are so expensive. Risking $2000 to gain $1000. Unlike the bear credit spreads on SPY I sold on Friday which risked $22 to make $70.
1151The risk/reward is lopsided because puts are so expensive. Risking $2000 to gain $1000. Unlike the bear credit spreads on SPY I sold on Friday which risked $22 to make $70.
1152I see you edited your comment. The bull case for Netflix is that they, so far, have a lock on the international market and other services are either in no hurry to expand internationally (Disney) or have no plans to expand (Comcast et. al). Netflix licenses some of this content internationally. Plus, rising interest in streaming benefits Netflix as well as other services, since households are not limited to just one streaming service. The question is whether Netflix is currently overpriced. It probably is.
1153What is your play on Chewy?  A call credit or debit?
115410k ain’t shit I spent 12k in Bali last month on escorts
1155And how much on penicillin after that?
1156You guys that stick with straddle and/or strangle plays - how much would you say you average per week, assuming you’re profitable on a weekly basis.  I’m wondering if i should just strategize with straddles/strangles and try and rebuild my account from the ashes that it’s currently in.
1157Yes I own ruthless capital inc 
1158
1159Me and L2FMW and l2fba 
1160
1161
1162We have a shit load of shares on blue chips and write coverd calls and sell options 
1163
1164So we make nice premium weekly money :)
1165What even is that? I keep hearing it. I figured it was some MLM vitamin Herbalife wrap bullshit but sucking on arbitrage.
1166Any ideas on how to play Costco,Broadcom and Adobe earnings
1167Imagine holding calls on premarket after 9/11
1168Call on lmt, rtn, gd, noc would probably be good.
1169####KIDS count: 6####
1170It’s so weird seeing people you went to school with having kids and moving out now, like we were just in class together last year what happened???
1171
11726th grade is wild ???
1173If u are not nice to your kids they grow up to be ?s-Introspection about my ? life
1174Costco where I live is also packed every weekend.  The husband, wife, kids plus gradma/grandpa of Indians are converging there.
1175Why vega gang is the best: oil baron rockefeller in 1913 colluded with the banks (that facilitated jp morgan selling the US steel and railroad industries to the british and french) to create the FED and income tax the year jp morgan died and an american verified the photovoltaic power cell technology predicted by the german einstien. 1914 USA bans drugs and prostitution, WWI breaks out into violence with uk and fr vs germany, later Rockefeller makes a deal with saudis and USA bans protesting the war after sinking of lusitania, Rockefeller had his lawyers fight and lose on purpose the income tax supreme court case, gets biofuels banned via prohibition, makes roads out of cancer causing benzene filled oil tar (why his kids are equestrians), etc. Now rockefellers standard oil ARAMCO is the most valuable asset in the world, and is owned by Sunni muslim kings that pay no taxes who claim to be the descendants of the prophet muhammed's (pbuh) favorite child bride, aisha. Because they're all war mongering genital mutilating pedophiles who would rather give epstien an island than have to mine asteroids for gold because of a gold standard. Oh and the FED just targets a 2% interest rate so american citizens lose half their wealth in the same 35 years you need to be president and just cut rates at market all time highs. I am creating durable roads made from plant products with the profits from my solar power / engery storage / ghost gunner business
1176Dude trades seven digits. He's fine. He's just a rich guy fucking with us. Like high school kids going to elementary school recess and bullying seven year olds.
1177Kid asked for Ryans toys for christmas.Told my kid Santa doesnt give away toys of Ryan coz he likes to peddle stuff to small kids and take away their parents money.Kid cried!!
1178
1179
1180Pretty brutal but effective if your kid asks for overpriced chinese trash by a youtube kid this christmas.
1181####NICE count: 26####
1182Mommy pulled the cookies out of the oven a little early so they’re nice and chewy ?
1183Nice
1184nice
1185Nice
1186Nice
1187Nice
1188Nice
1189Kinda miss having money ngl it was pretty nice last time I play biogen fr fr???
1190T.  I am going to put together a silly long post to help everyone on here put their money to work wisely after nice profits.  But definitely buy T and just fucking leave it there.  The stock floats between 32 and 39 regardless of what is going on and may fall to as low as 22 during a recession.  I have a LOT of T.
1191Man that sounds hella nice rn, cheers
1192Damnn that’s some perfect timing, nice trading right there
1193Nice job dude.
1194Nice new winker alt ??????
1195If u are not nice to your kids they grow up to be ?s-Introspection about my ? life
1196Nobody needs it, but it's nice to know its an option
1197Big buy on chk or nah? I got margin to burn. Might make for a nice 2-3 month hold.
1198If DIS and AMD could go up on monday, that would be nice
1199Nice SPY had that intraday 30 n the RSI toward EOD knew it was time to load up on some calls. 316 and 317 for Wednesday expiry
1200Blood money. Nice
1201How Long nice ??
1202Nice those are all delicious sounding.
1203I like
1204Zohboh he is a nice young man along with most people here
1205How Long nice ??
1206
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1208If anyone has an archive of everything stellarloving (the cam girl with the nice a boobies and glasses) pls give link and I give u silver thank u???
1209Calls - to my fam.    
1210
1211Put - away my laundry.   
1212
1213Then give my wife the Ol’ Iron Condor (believe me, it’s a nice spread)
1214Yes I own ruthless capital inc 
1215
1216Me and L2FMW and l2fba 
1217
1218
1219We have a shit load of shares on blue chips and write coverd calls and sell options 
1220
1221So we make nice premium weekly money :)
1222####GO count: 85####
1223I died so y’all could live. Go forth and obtain alpha. My entire account was shorting AAPL 0 days this am. Perhaps the worst trade of my life.
1224
1225-$9000 (this year’s income from my rental property...)
1226
1227PSA: DO NOT TRADE when lowering your dose of antidepressants. It triggered a manic episode in me and I thought my magic lines were real.
1228I got woken up again by hiccups that wont go away. I can't remember the last time I've had hiccups and now its happened 2x tonight
1229Just go to the Czech Republic and hire a personal pimp
1230Can always buy them back on the occasions they go itm
1231would definitely go long on her
1232Just did $10k on my roulette app. Won in the first go. Literally can’t go tits up on this strat.
1233Here some real truth 100% no bamboozle
1234
1235You can do anything you want it just takes time and dedication
1236
1237Go get your dream job
1238
1239Go get the yacht
1240
1241If you can dream it you can do it
1242
1243Now go out there and fuck Emma watson???
1244Go to parks with friends, play video games, work out.
1245You go pton or cheap out with the $300 Amazon specials.
1246She probably thought you were going to use it on another guy. You go guy!
1247Go learn proper blowjob technique instead because I couldn't even get a boner last night.
1248Get high, but don't take anything that fucks with your ticker. Ticker goes out, you go out.
1249On the day TSLA was releasing the cybertruck people there were saying the stock price would go to $1,000. I think 99% of stock twits are people paid to pump stocks or bash them. 
1250
1251With that said SPY $369 EOW
1252Need tariff man to go ahead and place them damn tariffs. ?
1253Ok I got it. And I wasnt carded. Person might go to jail now ?
1254Cramer said tonight that trump should go ahead with them after the job numbers..... Is this the inverse we needed
1255I'm sure it's within their personal risk tolerance. Go nuts.
1256I want the phrase "Elon Musk is a pedophile" to go viral
1257
1258I want the word "pedophile" to be the first word that comes to mind when you hear the name "Elon Musk"
1259
1260How else will he be punished for permanently destroying Unsworth's reputation? Nobody can prove they aren't a pedophile
1261
1262If I say you're a pedophile, there's no defense
1263
1264It's simply evil, what Elon did
1265There needs to be an app that blocks/hides most punchable faces.. Mark Cuban obvious one.. but scrolling YouTube had the misfortune of coming across Ricky Gutierrez' gay ass "DAY TRADING EIA REPORT UGAZ!!" videos because i was looking for decent NG trading videos. Just seeing that face makes my blood boil.. and douchebag continuously misleads retards thinking all you have to do is go long before the EIA report and get rich easy as that, fuck him. Ross Cameron can go fuck himself too.. all shysters.
1266There needs to be an app that blocks/hides most punchable faces.. Mark Cuban obvious one.. but scrolling YouTube had the misfortune of coming across Ricky Gutierrez' gay ass "DAY TRADING EIA REPORT UGAZ!!" videos because i was looking for decent NG trading videos. Just seeing that face makes my blood boil.. and douchebag continuously misleads retards thinking all you have to do is go long before the EIA report and get rich easy as that, fuck him. Ross Cameron can go fuck himself too.. all shysters.
1267How did that go for you?
1268Go ?️adgers! 
1269
1270Sorry u/lowkeyifuxwithjuice ?
1271wow a penny stock that is about to get delisted. literally cant go tits up
1272How many times a year do you go to mt Rushmore
1273I meet them online usually.. You'll never go back to anything else once you know
1274Imma have to take your word on this one. Go hard!! ?
1275Go to the doctor and say you got insomnia or some shit and ask for Nortryptyline, shit will knock you put for 20 hours
1276When this deal gets signed and the Chinese delegation draft Wu-Tang will SPY go up or down?
1277Maybe go outside your hut for a while?
1278Here’s a piece of advice.. enjoy Saturday and Sundays.. speaking from experience, I try and decouple from trading as soon as market closes Friday at 1pm. I exercise, spend time with family, and go fish and when 3pm rolls around Sunday, I start following news. By the time Monday rolls around, it’s game time. I trade futures, stocks, and options, so I really only have about 1 hour each day of non trade available during the week. That’s 5 days a week 23 hours of staying on my toes. I work another job that pays well so I don’t feel reliant on trading.. personally this helps me make better trade decision because I am not forced to make a trade to pay bills. 
1279
1280Either way, relax and enjoy the weekend.
1281About to go long $COCK
1282No deal on 15th, kick the dog down the road, much hype so close, no losses to harvest EOY, tariffs hit mid January, Trump writes love letter to powell, rate cut the quarter before elections. Trump wins, we go into recession (either way), fed has no more ammo, we don't stop til 2600. It was an economic miracle while it lasted. Switch to corporate blue in 2024, capital flight, more buttrape..
1283Does anyone ever go through phases in the same day where they love their life but then hate it? Like they have a girlfriend they love sometimes or they think about how much money they could’ve had or some shit like that?
1284I'd still go talk to him about it directly, sometimes people like that can be oblivious
1285Leave early to go to the party. Sounds like he gave you permission.
1286Wait this report that I'm reading shows blue and bmy doing the study together, why wouldn't bmy go up bigly with blue? This study was also the only thing I knew about with bmy (didn't look too much into it tbh), is something else coming up relating to it?
1287blue has a mkt cap of like 4b, bmy has mkt cap of 140b. the report released today isnt a cure for cancer or anything, so its not going to affect the stock price that much. its easier for a 4b mkt cap stock to go up in price than 140b stock
1288Go Utes! ?
1289Can't take your tendies with you when you go I guess.
1290Amazon yes 
1291
1292Tesla yes 
1293
1294Uber ... I won’t be surprised if it moons in the long run so decent choice go long 
1295
1296
1297Now if u would of said ROKU peton, slack , Snapchat or BYND then I Would of said your fucken crazy
1298Thoughts on starting with 50 dollah RH acc, trying to double 15 times to 1.638 mill. All yolo SPY options or go for individual stonks?
1299Must suck on 500 lollipops in order to make stock go up.
1300https://imgur.com/gallery/zm0yc5x
1301
1302This legit or is it just waiting to go through on Monday and will show the correct balance ?
1303Maybs samers. Gonna go get some groceries rn, n see what happens
1304WALLSTREETBETS JUST TOOK no explode pre workout.  BOOOMMM!!!!!! 
1305
1306Let’s go baby.   DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE
1307Go to drunk, you’re sleep.
1308I dunno dude, pretty sure stocks only go up
1309Chewy 25 calls for 12/20. Cannot go tits up, i see these packages on every other porch in my hood
1310literally has to go tits up
13113 months go by so fast now that I joined you auties
1312Loaded up on 12/9 318c. Lets go Donny give me a good weekend pump
13131. Liquid
13142. Good average returns
13153. Can’t go bust in any reasonable scenario
13164. Simplest way to trade against macro events and the general direction of the economy, generally immune to problems caused by any single company
13175. It only goes up forever until the end of time
13181) very liquid
13192) stonks only go up
13203) very liquid
1321Speaking of liquid I need to go get some Imodium AD
1322SPY can't go bankrupt
1323I have a large VOO (SPY) position I’m trying to generate income from, and I’ve begun opening weekly call credit spreads. Seems like a loicense to bake tendies. Spreads don’t cap my VOO upside unlike covered calls. Am I missing any hidden risks or is it impossible for this strategy to go tits up?
1324Gonna go ? today
1325I never have to go to Skool again ??
1326
1327Let’s get REEEEtarted this ?️eekend
1328If DIS and AMD could go up on monday, that would be nice
1329Roses are red
1330
1331Violets are blue
1332
1333Stocks only go up
1334
1335But your portfolio is poo
1336Ok. Suppose you've got millions of dollars like this: https://reddit.app.link/zVUvbxwKe2
1337
1338You are willing to spend about $200K
1339
1340You want to make the phrase "Elon Musk is a pedophile" go viral. You want it to be in the news, ubiquitous on Twitter and Reddit, etc.
1341
1342It would be a kind of "protest meme" against an obvious injustice committed by a serial offender
1343
1344Which influencers do you contact? How do you identify the influencers who will give you the biggest impact per dollar? Would it be feasible with less than a quarter mil spent?
1345Arguably it’s tough ... today was weird. It seemed like SPY wanted to come back down to 314.75 Early on but VIX continued melting down and AAPL was going up. Felt like SPY begrudgingly was being pulled upward. But I will say I wait for the first hour of trading to go by to figure out where we are heading. Generally intraday RSI with MACD has made me money
1346true story: my roommate and i used to go to the adult section of the local video store while drunk to laugh at the titles. we were walking in once, (the cage walls are covered with black paper to protect the children,) and he said, "i hope they have the new Freaky Midgets!" as we turn the corner and run smack into a fucking midget guy with like 8 videos in his hands. we fucking lost it and were asked to leave.
1347Wall street hates him, he makes hedge fund managers his bitch using this one simple trick. Here is the truth wall street doesn't want you to know. Stocks only go up ⬆️, buy weekly Fd calls on literally any stonk for free monies.
1348Make or break week for me. Either I go back to slave wage or I can stay and make more tendies.
1349Honestly at this point, might as well buy shares in an extremely risky play that will go up insanely high if tariffs don’t go into play.
1350
1351Then buy a couple spy fd puts if tariffs do go into play. Seems like a pretty good “cant go tits up” play.
1352Honestly at this point, might as well buy shares in an extremely risky play that will go up insanely high if tariffs don’t go into play.
1353
1354Then buy a couple spy fd puts if tariffs do go into play. Seems like a pretty good “cant go tits up” play.
1355Honestly at this point, might as well buy shares in an extremely risky play that will go up insanely high if tariffs don’t go into play.
1356
1357Then buy a couple spy fd puts if tariffs do go into play. Seems like a pretty good “cant go tits up” play.
1358Honestly at this point, might as well buy shares in an extremely risky play that will go up insanely high if tariffs don’t go into play.
1359
1360Then buy a couple spy fd puts if tariffs do go into play. Seems like a pretty good “cant go tits up” play.
1361Some small dips and melt up till end of week and then dump because people will be shit scared Dec 15th tariffs may go into effect.  No way am I going into that weekend holding anything.
1362sup go buckeyes boys am i right
1363To the losers posting 'best stock market eva' screeds. You guys know we play volatility and on the short term, right? that shit goes down as well as up, and that you just cant buy a call and expect it to win automatically. I dont care if your AMD shares doubled in 3 years, i care that its price goes up by Friday and my entry on Monday was good.
1364
1365tldr; aint no one got time for shares, go to personal finance to talk that shit
1366Danggg. I bet it will go back up to at least a dollar. The jpmorgan buying their debt was pretty big news.
1367Will SPY continue to go up? can i get a shake of the magic 8 ball
1368Red Monday for AAPL, then you can go back to green every day after that pls.
1369Assuming you're trading indexes and not crazy volatile commodities.
1370
1371It depends on how much margin you have available. The main problem is overnight holding requirements.
1372I usually hold indexes long including overnight/weekends unless for some reason I think there is a downtrend (like a trump tweet).
1373That's generally when I take profit, or when I need the margin for some other positions.
1374
1375I usually set an emergency trailing stop market at about 1-2%. Usually that isn't used.  
1376
1377If you only hold intraday, then I would take profit at the end of the day, set a target profit amount, and set a maximum daily loss.
1378The maximum daily loss should be different from your stop-loss, in case you want to re-enter.
1379
1380Also, another tip, you must must set a profit taker for indexes and reasonable stop losses  when going short. It should be whatever 0.5% of the index is when you enter.
1381Indexes tend to go up, you cannot be short on an index for too long. Obviously don't hold overnight short unless you're some genius who knows something. Usually you enter short to play the fade or a trump tweet. It won't last forever.
1382
1383I recommend only playing one direction (LONG) until you get comfortable with the index, especially if its a new one you haven't traded. Each index has its own weird quirks. Especially foreign ones.
1384I usually only play long and go short only when I think something is going happen
1385Assuming you're trading indexes and not crazy volatile commodities.
1386
1387It depends on how much margin you have available. The main problem is overnight holding requirements.
1388I usually hold indexes long including overnight/weekends unless for some reason I think there is a downtrend (like a trump tweet).
1389That's generally when I take profit, or when I need the margin for some other positions.
1390
1391I usually set an emergency trailing stop market at about 1-2%. Usually that isn't used.  
1392
1393If you only hold intraday, then I would take profit at the end of the day, set a target profit amount, and set a maximum daily loss.
1394The maximum daily loss should be different from your stop-loss, in case you want to re-enter.
1395
1396Also, another tip, you must must set a profit taker for indexes and reasonable stop losses  when going short. It should be whatever 0.5% of the index is when you enter.
1397Indexes tend to go up, you cannot be short on an index for too long. Obviously don't hold overnight short unless you're some genius who knows something. Usually you enter short to play the fade or a trump tweet. It won't last forever.
1398
1399I recommend only playing one direction (LONG) until you get comfortable with the index, especially if its a new one you haven't traded. Each index has its own weird quirks. Especially foreign ones.
1400I usually only play long and go short only when I think something is going happen
1401700 in capital is a bit small for trading futures. What broker lets you do that!
1402
1403I tend to play more with a fundamental thesis in mind; and use technicals as a guide. I mean what you did makes sense, but my personal preference is to just play long unless something fundamental tells me I am short. For example, my thesis for the last few weeks has been that RTY would break out, as a result, I am long RTY and was expecting 1645, so I wouldn't have closed at 1640, although smart move, being short you need to take profit constantly, being long, not as much. 
1404
1405You might consider futures options too, selling a spread on RTY shouldn't take too much margin, and don't forget you can sell a covered call against your long future (in your example, you could have sold a 1645call). Main issue with selling options if you don't have the margin to go naked is that it makes closing a long futures position potentially more difficult (need to close the option first).
1406Take about 50-75 MG of Zinc (with food or you will throw up). Then just fuck her all night. You’ll be able to go again and again
1407Run my company. I do most of it on the weekends so I don't have to be home with my wife. During the week I just go to work and sit in my office and read and be available for emergencies.
1408when you think a shitty company is about to go bankrupt, theyll always bounce back and fuck your puts, so buy calls
1409I'll marry an 8 than keep fucking 5 and 6. Cant go tits up.
1410So, if you think there's greater than 66% chance NFLX will go down, sell the bear spread. If not, don't.
1411I'm gonna need all your good vibes for this SEC championship game today. I'm scared. GO DAWGS
1412Na to expensive go to tieland instead or find some tranny
1413####AAPL count: 6####
1414I died so y’all could live. Go forth and obtain alpha. My entire account was shorting AAPL 0 days this am. Perhaps the worst trade of my life.
1415
1416-$9000 (this year’s income from my rental property...)
1417
1418PSA: DO NOT TRADE when lowering your dose of antidepressants. It triggered a manic episode in me and I thought my magic lines were real.
1419Good news!  AAPL could just buy the entire company
1420Can someone explain AMD to me? Market up bigly, MSFT, INTL, IBM, AAPL all up, only good news to report for AMD, every analyst is bullish on AMD, and yet AMD ends the day flat having dropped 50 cents from the morning high.
1421People here freak out about buying at ATHs (see all the "who's actually buying SPY or AAPL right now?!" comments), but I guess it's also not a good idea to buy when not at all time highs? So when is a good time?
1422Arguably it’s tough ... today was weird. It seemed like SPY wanted to come back down to 314.75 Early on but VIX continued melting down and AAPL was going up. Felt like SPY begrudgingly was being pulled upward. But I will say I wait for the first hour of trading to go by to figure out where we are heading. Generally intraday RSI with MACD has made me money
1423Legit if anybody doesn't want to do options, I feel like throwing all your money into MSFT, GOOG and AAPL is literally free 3x your money in 10 years.
1424####GLAD count: 3####
1425Shorting in general is a fools errand but we all want to be a contrarian hero. I’m kind of glad it happened so I can try to not have an addiction
1426I'm glad Cramer said that because we just saw Trump retweet Cramer. So he may listen
1427Trudeau is gay and glad I have my money in USD
1428####CAN count: 117####
1429Shorting in general is a fools errand but we all want to be a contrarian hero. I’m kind of glad it happened so I can try to not have an addiction
1430I will be messaging you in 11 months on [**2020-12-06 21:58:00 UTC**](http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=2020-12-06%2021:58:00%20UTC%20To%20Local%20Time) to remind you of [**this link**](https://np.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/e74h1c/weekend_discussion_thread_december_69_2019/fa0jbwe/?context=3)
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1440if I had a husband who got me a peloton to remind me to stay skinny i would get my little ass on the seat bc if he has peloton cash I can put up with some shit - Viral Tweet from some chick - DD
1441My lil sister is brainwashed by tik tok... I can confirm your statement is true
1442So many ways. U can get people to pay u to comment shit on someone’s post they hate. U can make a group and get paid as followers and likes. U can be a Gary v from tik tok and just tell people shit they already know about investing and pretty much money rll them they r great.
1443So many ways. U can get people to pay u to comment shit on someone’s post they hate. U can make a group and get paid as followers and likes. U can be a Gary v from tik tok and just tell people shit they already know about investing and pretty much money rll them they r great.
1444So many ways. U can get people to pay u to comment shit on someone’s post they hate. U can make a group and get paid as followers and likes. U can be a Gary v from tik tok and just tell people shit they already know about investing and pretty much money rll them they r great.
1445Invited a girl to a party tonight and I got a “I’ll let you know if I can stop by!” ?
1446Pretty hard to get fired from mcdonalds they need all the help they can get
1447The one part of TA that isn't bullshit is the projected support and resistance numbers. I've watched the charts enough to say that they're right way more often than not, and in a way it makes sense because there's definitely certain prices that cause people or algos to buy or sell. But I think predicting directionality based off crayons is a lot more bullshitty, which is what pattern traders do. It's why I try to always say what the support and resistances in the crayon posts are so people can decide which jacket they wear.
1448I can get that done for free
1449
1450? ? ? ?
1451Can we start a WSB dating service? Objective: find me a girlfriend.
1452My phone is almost dead so I might be gone for a bit
1453
1454Idk how everyone can afford a new phone every time it dies, gets expensive quick 
1455
1456You’d think Apple would make some kind of battery for it but no it ruins the design ?
1457
1458But hey at least the iPhone has a handy spot to store leftover belly button lint ???
1459Can always buy them back on the occasions they go itm
1460You can do options in an Ira though so it’s not bad advice.
1461Getting the weird spot on my shoulder checked soon. Where can I setup betting on it being cancer or not?
1462Alright boys, say I have 80k cash, and I need to make 10k this week. Im willing to use most of that 80k for a play, whats the best quick 15%er move I can make this week
1463If you give me some commish for the play ;) but seriously sell some 0 day spx put spreads. You can easily get 30-40% with a 10 otm put spread. Just play it near the low of the day
1464Here some real truth 100% no bamboozle
1465
1466You can do anything you want it just takes time and dedication
1467
1468Go get your dream job
1469
1470Go get the yacht
1471
1472If you can dream it you can do it
1473
1474Now go out there and fuck Emma watson???
1475Here some real truth 100% no bamboozle
1476
1477You can do anything you want it just takes time and dedication
1478
1479Go get your dream job
1480
1481Go get the yacht
1482
1483If you can dream it you can do it
1484
1485Now go out there and fuck Emma watson???
1486Here some real truth 100% no bamboozle
1487
1488You can do anything you want it just takes time and dedication
1489
1490Go get your dream job
1491
1492Go get the yacht
1493
1494If you can dream it you can do it
1495
1496Now go out there and fuck Emma watson???
1497Tell him to make sure and use wide angle next time so we can see all of her
1498I didn’t hold through a -$2.5 spy dip and I bet Walmart could hit $200. 
1499
1500Pro tip, spy can move a lot. Make your positions out 1month minimum or consider it a yolo. 
1501
1502Pro tip two, Walmart and other staples in shopping won’t gap up on nothing or gap down on nothing. It’s essentially a flat line with a small upward trend. 
1503 Glhv 
1504
1505Oh, and buy low and sell high.
1506If that's legitimately your PO box I'll send you a love letter and we can be pen pals (PO pals?)
1507No but if you want my po box I'll give it to you through DM and we can be PO pals.
1508Not even sure they can get 6 years of density. There is so much quantum fuckery going on at 5nm that anything smaller is going to be pretty unreliable or have to rely on so many layers of ECC that it won't be any faster/more efficient.
1509I mean, Magic Johnson beat AIDS... 
1510
1511If she gonna let you raw dog it it means she lets everyone else and she got something for sure or she trying to get that baby batter in her so she can lock you in.
1512On the subject of clones: I've had a few dreams where I've seen two copies of the same person in different places. I'll be interacting with one clone, and then I'll say bye and walk into another room and see the other. When I get to where I can see both of them at once, they both glare at me in a spooky way like I figured them out and they didn't want me to, and then I wake up.
1513This is why I maintain two brokerage accounts so I can do one day trade a day (plus a bonus day). But I still carry over long term puts with some short term calls to take advantage of overnighters like last night when futures blow their load
1514you can get $1300 credit for a 295/250 06/20 put spread, only need 3k collateral.
1515What's your game plan when you yolo? I yolo'd my small account today and doubled it in about an hour so I feel qualified to give advice. Been trading for 2 months brother you can trust me.
1516I’m not addicted to specific things, but I’m addicted to escaping. I can smoke weed and be content with that
1517Bruh get the whole giant pizza for $10 and you can eat all week.
1518They can gather that you are a degenerate from the payday loans and debts you've collected.
1519Uh..I was thinking about Tiles for people keys. Like a key finder thing you out on your keys\wallet that your phone can ping. Something easy like that and gift cards are my plan.
1520Yo, can someone tell me what drugs the people who Mow their lawn‘s at night are using?
1521Can something be done about people in here just copy and pasting the top comments over and over for easy upvotes? Its kind of annoying and frankly quite rude to pass off like you made that comment. Thanks
1522You can buy a whole lot of Dogecoin with that!
1523Well this week was pretty wild
1524
1525Theta ate my ass tho
1526
1527Oh well, always next week  Maybe I can get my ass eaten again.
1528you can order options early if you show your Executive membership card on Monday
1529I want the phrase "Elon Musk is a pedophile" to go viral
1530
1531I want the word "pedophile" to be the first word that comes to mind when you hear the name "Elon Musk"
1532
1533How else will he be punished for permanently destroying Unsworth's reputation? Nobody can prove they aren't a pedophile
1534
1535If I say you're a pedophile, there's no defense
1536
1537It's simply evil, what Elon did
1538I need a play that will give me guaranteed 600% return so I can be even Monday, any ideas?
1539I can confirm!!
1540Wsb has better drama than WWE.  Can we short WSB ?
1541There needs to be an app that blocks/hides most punchable faces.. Mark Cuban obvious one.. but scrolling YouTube had the misfortune of coming across Ricky Gutierrez' gay ass "DAY TRADING EIA REPORT UGAZ!!" videos because i was looking for decent NG trading videos. Just seeing that face makes my blood boil.. and douchebag continuously misleads retards thinking all you have to do is go long before the EIA report and get rich easy as that, fuck him. Ross Cameron can go fuck himself too.. all shysters.
1542The good thing is when you get your boner back, you can last hours in bed. But be careful, SSRI's have a black label warning for a reason.
1543Viagra lost their patent so it's pretty cheap now... Or you can have your doc prescribe em for hypertension and get the insurance to pay for em ?
1544can this guy get a "doesn't know how options work" flair?
1545? ok you can take the day off and get better 
1546
1547Your my top worker and u slowing down  might make us not beat expectations in revenue this quarter ok 
1548
1549Get the pee pee back to health !!!
1550
1551
1552FIST IN CHEST NO FEAR !!!
1553
1554
1555??????????
1556
1557U will get better.  It’s your destiny
1558Pretty much everyone has some intolerance to gluten. Evolution didn't build us to eat this shit. Your diet is unnatural is it gets and requires a lot of processing which can cause all sorts of side effects.
1559
1560For women it's worse because if you do have a stronger intolerance then you get belly puffiness and gas. Girls don't want to look fat and fart all day.
1561https://www.biopharmcatalyst.com
1562
1563I use this website (it’s a bit clunky using on mobile but I got used to it) and cross check contract prices. 
1564
1565Like I said, I dig through a lot of “shit” but if I can find some value I’ll invest $40-$50 on some far out contracts that haven’t factored in any volatility from clinical data.
1566Can something be done about people in here just copy and pasting the top comments over and over for easy upvotes? Its kind of annoying and frankly quite rude to pass off like you made that comment. Thanks
1567Can something be done about people in here just copy and pasting the top comments over and over for easy upvotes? Its kind of annoying and frankly quite rude to pass off like you made that comment. Thanks
1568>Can something be done about people in here just copy and pasting the top comments over and over for easy upvotes? Its kind of annoying and frankly quite rude to pass off like you made that comment. Thanks
1569
1570 Can something be done about people in here just copy and pasting the top  comments over and over for easy upvotes? Its kind of annoying and  frankly quite rude to pass off like you made that comment. Thanks
1571Can something be done about people in here just copy and pasting the top comments over and over for easy upvotes? Its kind of annoying and frankly quite rude to pass off like you made that comment. Thanks
1572Can something be done about people in here just copy and pasting the top comments over and over for easy upvotes? Its kind of annoying and frankly quite rude to pass off like you made that comment. Thanks
1573Gave up buying options today. Earlier in the week I got 4k worth 95 strike TWLO calls and about 400AMD shares, but next day trump comes out with that trade comment that he can wait till after election, scared me out of my positions for a loss, next day TWLO goes to 99. Rotated into EA puts the next day and it stayed green while rest of market tanked, sold for loss. Today was okay I bought 312 1 week calls on SPY yesterday over 100% gain but I only spent 600 unfortunately. Sold my 5k worth of SPY 312 strike 4 weeks expry yesterday, unwilling to bet so much on jobs report, and moved some of that to DIS, but DIS barely moved today. Sold those calls for minor loss. Played a little on CRM earnings and lost, shoulda know it'd barely move. But biggest loss was that EA put with the DIS calls second highest loss. Down 1500 this week. All my SPY plays were gains.
1574
1575Decided to not buy calls anymore. Be smarter about my trading. I'll just buy shares on margin and buy them by selling puts. There's really no reason for me to buy options because my margin account sma is so high from past margin use in 2018. With 12k account I can get about 50k margin. A 5% move in stocks I own would represent 20% account swing and its less dangerous than buying options. Plus can get premiums for selling options. If I diversify stock holdings then margin call shouldn't be an issue unless the market itself crashes. Today I started this plan and already got over $500 in premium for sold puts (TWLO 98, TTD 247.5, NET 17.5). I got assigned TTD (by $0.15) but that's okay. Plan to sell call on it Monday, and calls sell for a lot, near money is like $600. Stocks I bought were small posotions just to diversify. 10 ULTA, 10 TSLA, 100 AMD. Was thinking of some PTON but would rather buy with puts.
1576Gave up buying options today. Earlier in the week I got 4k worth 95 strike TWLO calls and about 400AMD shares, but next day trump comes out with that trade comment that he can wait till after election, scared me out of my positions for a loss, next day TWLO goes to 99. Rotated into EA puts the next day and it stayed green while rest of market tanked, sold for loss. Today was okay I bought 312 1 week calls on SPY yesterday over 100% gain but I only spent 600 unfortunately. Sold my 5k worth of SPY 312 strike 4 weeks expry yesterday, unwilling to bet so much on jobs report, and moved some of that to DIS, but DIS barely moved today. Sold those calls for minor loss. Played a little on CRM earnings and lost, shoulda know it'd barely move. But biggest loss was that EA put with the DIS calls second highest loss. Down 1500 this week. All my SPY plays were gains.
1577
1578Decided to not buy calls anymore. Be smarter about my trading. I'll just buy shares on margin and buy them by selling puts. There's really no reason for me to buy options because my margin account sma is so high from past margin use in 2018. With 12k account I can get about 50k margin. A 5% move in stocks I own would represent 20% account swing and its less dangerous than buying options. Plus can get premiums for selling options. If I diversify stock holdings then margin call shouldn't be an issue unless the market itself crashes. Today I started this plan and already got over $500 in premium for sold puts (TWLO 98, TTD 247.5, NET 17.5). I got assigned TTD (by $0.15) but that's okay. Plan to sell call on it Monday, and calls sell for a lot, near money is like $600. Stocks I bought were small posotions just to diversify. 10 ULTA, 10 TSLA, 100 AMD. Was thinking of some PTON but would rather buy with puts.
1579Gave up buying options today. Earlier in the week I got 4k worth 95 strike TWLO calls and about 400AMD shares, but next day trump comes out with that trade comment that he can wait till after election, scared me out of my positions for a loss, next day TWLO goes to 99. Rotated into EA puts the next day and it stayed green while rest of market tanked, sold for loss. Today was okay I bought 312 1 week calls on SPY yesterday over 100% gain but I only spent 600 unfortunately. Sold my 5k worth of SPY 312 strike 4 weeks expry yesterday, unwilling to bet so much on jobs report, and moved some of that to DIS, but DIS barely moved today. Sold those calls for minor loss. Played a little on CRM earnings and lost, shoulda know it'd barely move. But biggest loss was that EA put with the DIS calls second highest loss. Down 1500 this week. All my SPY plays were gains.
1580
1581Decided to not buy calls anymore. Be smarter about my trading. I'll just buy shares on margin and buy them by selling puts. There's really no reason for me to buy options because my margin account sma is so high from past margin use in 2018. With 12k account I can get about 50k margin. A 5% move in stocks I own would represent 20% account swing and its less dangerous than buying options. Plus can get premiums for selling options. If I diversify stock holdings then margin call shouldn't be an issue unless the market itself crashes. Today I started this plan and already got over $500 in premium for sold puts (TWLO 98, TTD 247.5, NET 17.5). I got assigned TTD (by $0.15) but that's okay. Plan to sell call on it Monday, and calls sell for a lot, near money is like $600. Stocks I bought were small posotions just to diversify. 10 ULTA, 10 TSLA, 100 AMD. Was thinking of some PTON but would rather buy with puts.
1582Well not swearing it off entirely, just for now, but to buy a call or put I'll have to be really certain of a move. Certain stocks are predictable when at certain prices, problem I get in when relying too much on buying options is not waiting for those price points (because who knows when they'll come).
1583
1584And yeah it was weak hands but when you have like 40% of your account in something and it looks like the trade war garbage is starting up again, it's best to just get out, especially if you can with a minor loss like I did. Plus I'm worried about December and how people readjusting for tax purposes will irregularly affect market.
1585It's not that my hands are that weak. I can withstand a drop, but when the narrative changes is when I get weak. Trump comment basically made me think the trade stuff was starting again, which made me think a rotation out of high growth tech would happen again. Plus AMD came out with some weird share dillution news that same day that I had no idea how the market would take it. Plus I'm kinda concerned about December as a whole and how people repositioning for tax purposes will irregularly affect price ranges I'm used to seeing.
1586I know. For example I generally don't average down, I'll just take my loss. I'm quick to take losses, but part of it has to do with this crazy market and trade war. I know most people like volatility but I can make a lot more with less volatility. I'm usually very good at speculating moves just by being extremely familiar with certain stocks. It's just when there is a constant fear of a tweet by orange man it's always on my mind because I've seen him crash the market for months at a time. 
1587
1588And I wasn't in a hurry to recover losses, I just saw an opportunity that I've seen many times, EA put, during a scared market, so it was kinda surprising it kept going up to 102 while most of the market was falling. EA has been notorious for rejecting 100+ and crashing mid 90s for a long time. I think the Jedi game really has people holding on for sales numbers or something. But I admit that it was a weird position to hold because I'm actually quite bullish on EA but I know wallstreet hates them.
1589I'd still go talk to him about it directly, sometimes people like that can be oblivious
1590I manage a few people on my team and can forget certain things when my work load is heavy
1591What's stopping you from being one of the one that leaves at 3:30, and how can you make steps to reach one of those positions
1592Shoot for a G first friend. Babysteps.  Anyone can make a G.  The problem with us retards is we are always thinking 5 Gs, 20 Gs, 50 Gs, 100 Gs for a condo.. etc etc etc.
1593Oh boy...Donnie getting hot
1594
1595[Why is the World Bank loaning money to China? Can this be possible? China has plenty of money, and if they don’t, they create it. STOP!](https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1203109065070665728?s=21)
1596You are solid, they own Fox so they control the republicans, the Dems don't have shit to put up against Trump, crooked senile joe? That angry short gay dude? Comcast, and AT&T will not let them put up anyone else, they love Trump too. But $DIS is an investment, maybe bet on earnings, but maintain solvency longer that the fuckers can force irrationality. Also short Comcast, we are all cutting the cord, and Rachel maddow is a Dyke whore.
1597Can we all agree on a wsb meeting place in hell like I’m nervous when I die I’m not gonna know anyone
1598Need some analytics firm to release estimations of DIS+ subscription so I can unload these bags I’ve been holding
1599what do you mean by long term? i can buy dec 31 calls if its ok?
1600It's a psychological measure... Can you mentally handle it... or not?
1601500 people can own the s&p company at once
1602Doubt it would be that different. All their albums have some differences but you can tell it’s still them. Their songs like You Know You’re Right which they were recording for the next album sound like it was Nirvana, nothing out of place there
1603
1604And anyway, at the time Nirvana was pop music
1605Serious advice this Saturday.  Do not shack up with a girl unless she is the most beautiful smart successful one you have ever dated.  I wasted years of my life deteriorating because I let one handle me.  Let's put it in a way you can understand .. before I met her I was trading and making good profits.. a couple years into the relationship I was holding physical silver and gold with some granny dividend stocks.. I had dropped from grad school, gained a stupid amount of weight and.. I got this same advice from someone else but I failed to adhere.  So again drop a ho unless she is the most amazing girl you have ever met. You'll thank me or you won't.
1606Can we talk about AMZN hitting 1800
1607God bless you my son.  I had a very good week but without my mistimed SPY/QQQ/VXX calls and puts I would have had a I can by a new M5 week.  They fucked me right.
1608With the Fed's not QE, we have socialism pumping the market. So long as the Fed keeps up not QE we can all share in the stock market gains funded by government tax cuts and the Fed's balance sheet. I'm never buying puts so long as we got that good old socialism pumping stocks higher. I can't believe it took them this long to socialize the stock market but here we are.
1609If you don't believe max pain theory take a look at the BMY daily chart. If you'll check the record you can see that I told you yesterday I would be scalping puts on it today. Huge open interest on 60 calls expiring today, stock was at 61 midday then slowly trickled down til close to fuck those call holders, then shot up a full dollars after-hours .
1610
1611Also what should I watch on d+
1612*On the bull side is Jonathan Golub at Credit Suisse, whose 3,425 target is by far the highest among those tracked by Bloomberg.*
1613
1614jonathan can you upvote this comment if you are here
1615Can SPY break its $300 wall ? we shall find out soon
1616Can we get an F for our fallen brethren Hyre-
1617No one can beat our rice prices because it's almost entirely subsidized. Farming is just a scam from top to bottom.
1618Best, most westernized country with no extradition treaty you can buy into?
1619Daisy Dukes is sexist name for jean shorts, because it infers only cute country girls can wear them.
1620
1621Tldr 
1622
1623I wear Cute Jean Shorts
1624If I were to become an options seller, and hold stock, whats the biggest meme stock I can do this for to become a long dong chad
1625Can  something be done about people in here just copy and pasting the top  comments over and over for easy upvotes? Its kind of annoying and  frankly quite rude to pass off like you made that comment. Thanks
1626Can someone explain AMD to me? Market up bigly, MSFT, INTL, IBM, AAPL all up, only good news to report for AMD, every analyst is bullish on AMD, and yet AMD ends the day flat having dropped 50 cents from the morning high.
1627So if we wait till jan 1 then it can grow another 100%?
1628I don’t think we can count to one so... yeah.
1629Can we have a short discussion on the most efficient and cheapest way to short the market?  Yes QQQ, SPY, DIA, VXX.. - those are regularly expensive as fuck though.  Are there individual tickers you can think of that might have the same effectiveness? What would you do right now if the market started to freefall?
1630Can we have a short discussion on the most efficient and cheapest way to short the market?  Yes QQQ, SPY, DIA, VXX.. - those are regularly expensive as fuck though.  Are there individual tickers you can think of that might have the same effectiveness? What would you do right now if the market started to freefall?
1631Make or break week for me. Either I go back to slave wage or I can stay and make more tendies.
1632I stay as far away from the WSB discord as I physically can lol
1633It’s crazy how my cock can be 5 inches yet I can still be a very successful man
1634It’s crazy how my cock can be 5 inches yet I can still be a very successful man
1635its crazy i can be a great conversationalist with people while being such a misanthrope
1636Start a premium snap so I can buy your pics
1637Trump sure will do everything he can to pull up the market before year end.
1638Repost: BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY GANG MANIFESTO / HOW-TO GUIDE
1639
1640Save as much money as you can and use that money to buy only BRK.B (Berkshire Hathaway B-shares). Berkshire is a conglomerate with >100 great businesses, is >20% cash, has negligible debt, trades at a 10x earnings multiple, and still nearly matches S&P500 performance in a bull market
1641
1642Read the Berkshire Hathaway owner's manual to understand what you own and why it is so profitable. Here is a PDF: http://berkshirehathaway.com/2018ar/2018ar.pdf
1643
1644Be patient. Never sell your shares until you need to spend the money. Hold tight through panic and recession and everything else. Hang on when Warren Buffett dies, it will happen soon
1645
1646Always buy when you can, no matter what is happening in the world-- NEVER STOP BUYING. Spread your purchases out over time to avoid putting all your money in at the top
1647
1648Result: https://reddit.app.link/lWiqhdWi41
1649If you have a billion dollars you too can get away with whatever the fuck you like for the rest of your life.  Murder, Death, Kill - the good ole in and out on Michael Robert Jason Tom and Kiedra - slap a cop slap a bitch piss on a judge, you choose.
1650[CNBC’s Jim Cramer on Friday contributed to that the no-deal idea, during the business network’s coverage of the employment data. **“The president can walk away from the table with this number,” he said.**](https://www.marketwatch.com/story/does-the-stock-market-even-need-a-us-china-trade-deal-with-the-jobs-report-this-hot-2019-12-06?siteid=yhoof2&yptr=yahoo)
1651
1652Ok so now that this is a new possibility that nobody could've possibly forseen, what does it mean in terms of stonks? We're bigly up but tariffs aren't going away -- is bigly up enough to counteract tariffs anyways or are we gonna bounce off SPY ATH and plunge back down to 307?
1653Is there a way to meme Sanders into presidency so we can all make millions in puts come next november?
1654You can trade without options?
1655Will SPY continue to go up? can i get a shake of the magic 8 ball
1656Have 316 expiring Monday can confirm
1657Red Monday for AAPL, then you can go back to green every day after that pls.
1658Well, we’re basically flat on the week after a ~2% dip. I guess you can say it was a somewhat eventful week, but unfortunately most movement happened outside cash session.
1659The only thing I can tell you for sure is that there won't be a consensus on AMZN
1660 Can lovesac even get any lower?
1661The house has passed 400 bills that have been sitting on Mitch's desk that he won't bring to the floor because he doesn't want Republicans going on the record for voting against them when they poll well with Republicans. The impeachment inquiry isn't the problem. The problem is that one man can stonewall legislation despite the people wanting those bills passed.
1662700 in capital is a bit small for trading futures. What broker lets you do that!
1663
1664I tend to play more with a fundamental thesis in mind; and use technicals as a guide. I mean what you did makes sense, but my personal preference is to just play long unless something fundamental tells me I am short. For example, my thesis for the last few weeks has been that RTY would break out, as a result, I am long RTY and was expecting 1645, so I wouldn't have closed at 1640, although smart move, being short you need to take profit constantly, being long, not as much. 
1665
1666You might consider futures options too, selling a spread on RTY shouldn't take too much margin, and don't forget you can sell a covered call against your long future (in your example, you could have sold a 1645call). Main issue with selling options if you don't have the margin to go naked is that it makes closing a long futures position potentially more difficult (need to close the option first).
1667playing the marketwatch stock market sim with my friends. what can i yolo $500k on (no options)
1668The only thing I want for Xmas is for the price of oil to rage so that I can get out of my oil stocks in the black.
1669Can you still get physical copies of a companys 10k or did the SEC allow pdf's to replace them?
1670I dropship, so you can short Shopify I guess. Or Alibaba.
1671Afyer Gyna, Taliban, now we will have Iran talks going well™ soon
1672
1673# Trump thanks Iran for releasing American grad student: ‘We can make a deal’
1674
1675[https://www.cnbc.com/2019/12/07/trump-thanks-iran-for-releasing-american-grad-student-we-can-make-deal.html](https://www.cnbc.com/2019/12/07/trump-thanks-iran-for-releasing-american-grad-student-we-can-make-deal.html)
1676####LIFE count: 21####
1677Worst trade of your life *so far*
1678It is great to live an an era where economics is a solved problem. For literally my entirely life the stock market has been a one-way ticket to tendie town. As long as you didn't lose money trying to short it's been a zero-risk massive reward even if you're an idiot. The Great Moderation was real all along, the 08 "crisis" is hardly even a blip now. Yeah some retards lost theirs homes, but as long as you didn't panic sell like a moron you're literally over twice as rich now as you would have been before the "crash." Always buy calls but bet Kelley instead of YOLOing and you're fine. In spite of the gloom in the retard media at the beginning of the year 2019 was another incredible year. Cheers.
1679Wow that’s mother fucker he is filth what a selfish fuck I swear I will get my revenge in this life or the next
1680Watch shot caller on Netflix. This guy was a stock broker and he had it all and one day he fucks up and lives a life of crime!
1681I never realized how bad mf He was read his wiki dudes been in jail for his whole life lmao
1682One of the most memorable nights of my life was taking Ambien for the first time and watching a movie called the dreamers.
1683futures BLOOD GREEN. oh wait its the weekend. fuck my life why is it always the weekend
1684do u guys have like a master plan for life or just kinda wingin it?
1685all nighter life ?
1686Without the invigorating flavor of
1687
1688??? *Baconator* *™* ???,
1689
1690is life truly worth living?
1691If u are not nice to your kids they grow up to be ?s-Introspection about my ? life
1692are you over 18? because if not then Elon *is* a pedo because your mouth is gargling his balls so hard at the moment. u/100_PERCENT_BRK-B made a reasonable point about how serious an accusation like that is, especially when coming from someone with global influence and an established following like Elon. That guy's life is ruined and Elon gets to walk, not because he's innocent of wrongdoing, but because the standards for libel and defamation are incredibly high to protect the first amendment. Elon getting to walk was less the court ruling he's innocent, and more them preserving the integrity of the first amendment's protective veil. You're an idiot and everything you've said in this chain is evidence of that. Say less.
1693Yeah, if anyone listened to you, I'd be a suspected pedophile for the rest of my life
1694Been short cock your whole life
1695Yeah, it’ll never fill at this point. I got $40 invested for 7 months on any good clinical study news and 2 earnings reports coming out between now and then.
1696
1697It’s way less stressful than trying to buy/sell contracts on stuff like ROKU or SHOP. My life is literally on pause during trading hours trying to get in and out of high IV trades.
1698Does anyone ever go through phases in the same day where they love their life but then hate it? Like they have a girlfriend they love sometimes or they think about how much money they could’ve had or some shit like that?
1699Serious advice this Saturday.  Do not shack up with a girl unless she is the most beautiful smart successful one you have ever dated.  I wasted years of my life deteriorating because I let one handle me.  Let's put it in a way you can understand .. before I met her I was trading and making good profits.. a couple years into the relationship I was holding physical silver and gold with some granny dividend stocks.. I had dropped from grad school, gained a stupid amount of weight and.. I got this same advice from someone else but I failed to adhere.  So again drop a ho unless she is the most amazing girl you have ever met. You'll thank me or you won't.
1700Yeah dude, I'm buddhist man but it's basically the same shit. In my experience, life is suffering and you sew the seeds of your own suffering. Get yourself right and it ain't half bad bro.
1701I hope tiktok meet and greets end to like that Tumblr convention that was total shit. Patterning your life after dudes milking app bullshit only leads to bad places.
1702Approaching life from now on as if I don’t know anything (because I don’t). Going to be open and receptive to advice, criticism, etc.
1703Or save time and hook up with 8s and 9s every 4-6 months.  This is what I do and I don't care if y'all don't believe me.  Only dating pretty bitches has a lot of upside.  I got my life back, I'm not constantly texting and then talking to girls till 2 in the morning anymore. MAKE THE SWITCH.
1704####FAST count: 9####
1705Tried to get her fast enough to give visionarymind his old flair back, oh well! Toilet paper hands quick on the draw!
1706How are your hands so fast if they are made of toilet paper? Riddle me that one Batman
1707I did not scroll fast enough to miss this train wreck
1708Since all you fast fingers literally keep hitting auto refresh a million times at 4pm I hope u/stormwillpass cucks you all one week where he does it 45 minutes late and you’re all sitting there hitting refresh 
1709 
1710You all have lightning fingers
1711
1712??
1713As many FDs as fast as you can.
1714The markets went up today,  but I am seeing a lot of key bearish indications that a reversal on a longer term time frame is fast approaching.  Here are my notes from after today's close  
1715
1716
1717\---/ES, /NQ, & /RTY all closed the week printing a dragonfly doji (bearish reversal) candle. They are all overbought on the 1hr currently on RSI readings, however any new highs will result in bearish divergences on the monthly, weekly, & daily charts on /ES & /NQ.../RTY already has short term bearish divergence on the hourly. One thing to note is that /NQ is lagging and parked right below resistance from last week. Why is that? Well..
1718
1719. ---Apple, although it has had an amazing few months, is showing signs of a longer term reversal. It is overbought on the monthly and weekly(extremely overbought) and has bearish divergence. The daily today broke to a new high and isn't overbought so it already has bearish divergence. It has left 2 gaps behind to fill on the daily and has printed a hanging man (reversal candle) on the weekly.
1720
1721 \---What about good ol' Microsoft. Same thing. Monthly & weekly charts are overbought with bearish divergences and a weekly hanging man candle. The kicker on here is that it is in a weekly rising wedge (bearish reversal) pattern and printed a weekly reversal candle. Another puzzle piece to add to the table.
1722
1723 \---Let's look at Amazon. Closing at the bottom of its trading range that it's been in for 6 months now...nothing bullish about it 
1724
1725\---XLV(healthcare) it's been in a channel on the weekly since 2016. Currently in the upper area of the channel while overbought, with bearish divergence and printing a dragonfly doji reversal candle.  It is also overbought on the daily with bearish divergence. Bearish divergence on the 4hr, 1hr...you get the picture.  
1726 \---XLF(financials) printed a dragonfly doji reversal candle on the weekly closing at resistance. The daily chart has a gap to fill with bearish divergence. It has bounced off the lows without consolidating on the 4hr chart and is extended at this point.
1727
1728\---XLF, XLV, & XLF have 1 gap close now on the daily to fill.  XLK, XLY, XLC have 2 gaps to fill since Tuesdays bounce.  
1729This is more than just RSI running hot. It's RSI being overbought + bearish divergences + bearish weekly candles + bearish reversal patterns on weekly & daily charts + gaps below to fill with no reason to not fill them especially since Trump made it clear that he is willing to wait until after the election to make a deal. Remarks made today by Kudlow were "Trump is not ready to sign any trade deal with China"...shorts got caught with the jobs numbers that was all and I suspect that to be short lived.
17303 months go by so fast now that I joined you auties
1731What's a good way to determine IV on a stock. I think that's where my options trading suffers the most. I'm not terrible and picking direction, and I never buy weekly's or terribly ST options, but I tend to not get the price increase i think I'm going to get. In some cases, if I had a lightning fast broker, I'd make more off of exercising then option
1732At the fast food place waiting for tendies and a burger. Made 300 total tosay
1733####OLD count: 27####
1734Tried to get her fast enough to give visionarymind his old flair back, oh well! Toilet paper hands quick on the draw!
1735You ever see that old picture on Google Images when you would search for like 'Apple' or something innocuous and it'd show that guy balls deep in his Ford? 
1736
1737That, but poorly photo-shopped to be a Tesla truck.
1738Fuck, I miss this sub so much but the new people in here just suck. I remember the old sub from a year ago and we have definitely strayed away from that, sadly just about all of them lost their money.....
1739True but most of the alts are like 5 old users. We are still missing more than that
1740old school savage
1741Man, it sucks that I'm probably in the last generation that'll need to watch their parents die of old age, only to have aging cured within a decade
1742There are old traders; and there are bold traders; but there are no old bold traders.
1743There are old traders; and there are bold traders; but there are no old bold traders.
1744Yeah cause the old traders are still poor as fuck while the successful bold traders are all doing coke off a model's back on a yacht
1745Anyobody here wants to fuck my 22 year old wife? ~~Must fuck me in the ass first.~~ 10 inch dicks only. Send pic as proof.
1746Old enough for a neopet?
1747I think that the only drug that doesn’t have side effects is microdosing mushrooms. Well, I take that back...you realize that you live in a dystopian hellscape and then this makes you severely depressed. I’ve never actually taken ambien but an old buddy of mine used to eat it like candy I swear, and I’ve been tempted to get a script lately
1748Maybe cuz you look 69 years old amirite
1749Lmaoooo I'm at Wendy's and there's two old dudes who look poor af arguing over the trade war with Gyna
1750
1751SIR THIS IS A WENDYS
1752
1753"They eat that rice n seaweed, you can't live on that shit!"
1754
1755Bruh
1756We went from hours long debates in Abe Lincoln's time with people wearing suits and taking notes to two old guys covered in grease and ketchup saying stupid shit while begging for a heart attack.
1757I always think that at the end of things, a couple years from a late retirement. Old and worn out from years of wage cuckery. I’ll be walking to clock out of work and he’ll appear with a camera crew, laughing, saying how the whole thing was a punk, my “coworkers” all come out laughing and my “boss” too
1758
1759yeah
1760Do you live in your parents basement, that you call a lair, wearing week old wife beater with 3 day old pizza stain?
1761Do you live in your parents basement, that you call a lair, wearing week old wife beater with 3 day old pizza stain?
1762And don’t be a sensitive retard? Sorry. Is calling you a retard common phrase enough to say?
1763
1764Edit: he called him a pedo guy. In the sense he was a creepy old dude.
1765Dude loves to gloat. He'll be bragging about the jobs report all weekend while simultaneously roasting anyone that crosses him.
1766
1767"You see me grab the US jobs market by the pussy and make it cum again? You can't impeach 266,000 jobs! I'm better than the last 50 years of presidents combined! Nancy so old she can't even make a baby, let alone create jobs. Dems want you unemployed!"
1768
1769Surely we'll get 25+ tweets like that over the weekend.
1770With the Fed's not QE, we have socialism pumping the market. So long as the Fed keeps up not QE we can all share in the stock market gains funded by government tax cuts and the Fed's balance sheet. I'm never buying puts so long as we got that good old socialism pumping stocks higher. I can't believe it took them this long to socialize the stock market but here we are.
1771Bunch of fat asses,  and their cuck husbands r pissed that there are actual hot women out there, who actually try to look attractive.  They don't understand that holy pajama bottoms, a 10 yr old hoodie , no makeup, throwing ur hair back in a ponytail,  is not proper attire for going out for the day. Fuckin cows.
1772Gonna take my ^^^butts to the old town ^^^butts gonna ^^^butts till we can’t no more
1773Before she turned 19 and got so old no one wanted to spend money on her any more
1774You have to put it in the oven, right? Does it actually keep/reheat ok?
1775
1776Guh to the 1-2 hr old sandwich you couldn't get to in time and have the condensation-sogged lukewarm chicken...
1777How old are you? Fuck I couldn’t imagine doing cold approaches now I’m almost 30 happy I found my bae <3 good luck brosef
1778i shorted GRUB while I was working for a restaurant that was partnered with them. All the old ppl in my fam own a restaurant too, sooooo if u guys want food service Dd, Lemme knoooo
1779####GOOD count: 88####
1780Good job
1781Instagram is now more valuable than Facebook. The play would be to buy Facebook and hold it for ten years, like I’m doing. If President Elizabeth Warren brakes it up, that actually unlocks shareholder value. Break ups are good for shareholders. Always have been.
1782nachos are good too
1783The phrase "priced in" should be abolished. Almost every piece of good news causes bigly moves.
1784Tinder profile with a sufficiently large position to be impressive and screen them by asking if it is a good play or not and why.
1785Dead simple one I set up for family for this purpose:
1786
178750% VIG - Vanguard Div Growth
1788
178925% VIGI - Vanguard Int'l Div Growth
1790
179115% VNQ - Vanguard RE
1792
179310% VNQI - Vanguard Int'l RE
1794
1795&#x200B;
1796
1797Good Sharpe Ratio and highly diversified with good income. Largest US holding is MSFT and the 2nd and 3rd largest int'l holdings are Samsung and Tencent. Add on to it with actual shares of safe growth companies when they make sense if you want.
1798Good move!
1799Just opened my second bottle of wine for the night. Might roll a splif next. Gonna be a good one.
1800So buying 5x 1/17/20 $12.5c before close was a good move?
1801good bot
1802lmao. Nice.  I was reading them as 6/12s first but then realized they were 12/6s then just fucked up on the day, maybe I thought it was the 5th? but that wouldn't make sense, good job.
1803Good fuck that weird looking pedo guy.
1804The weekend threads are pure syphilis.  Good idea to wear a condom while browsing.
1805Good that stupid fuck died. In the the real world only the strong survive it’s how l2fmw became a ruthless ceo
1806I was too pussy to buy in. Looking back at it, I think it was a good thing
1807...I'm not on that level yet. I wish you good fortune.
1808Now this sounds like a good time
1809
1810Hard to follow plot if stoned, though
1811Good thing credit agencies can't see that you've joined this sub
1812I mean... I had a good gain this week but I didn't think it was good enough to post.  I'm not into small shite.
1813I mean... I had a good gain this week but I didn't think it was good enough to post.  I'm not into small shite.
1814I'm good with it.. be good for my puts and no Asian is shelling out for a PTON anyway so let's go!
1815I'm good with it.. be good for my puts and no Asian is shelling out for a PTON anyway so let's go!
1816Ah, the vicious cycle continues. Good Luck.
1817I mean.. some days I'd be down with this.  As long as the city I'm in actually has good pizza.  Where I live the pizza sucks so this is not an option.
1818Depends a lot on your position, most likely not unless you include that you are a hella good trader:)
1819The good thing is when you get your boner back, you can last hours in bed. But be careful, SSRI's have a black label warning for a reason.
1820Good stuff.  Cleaning out office and living room to set up new bike trainer.  Still at it--drinking is getting me through.
1821I’m 100% cash after booking gains on Friday. What’s a good move on Monday?
1822Yeah, it’ll never fill at this point. I got $40 invested for 7 months on any good clinical study news and 2 earnings reports coming out between now and then.
1823
1824It’s way less stressful than trying to buy/sell contracts on stuff like ROKU or SHOP. My life is literally on pause during trading hours trying to get in and out of high IV trades.
1825It does feel good though, the all consuming glue.
1826OTM XRT calls for next week aren’t a good idea ?
1827Good shit boi ?
1828Good question, I always lose mine in 30 days and end up using the buttons on the back anyway
1829Do your thing but it sounds like you just had a bad streak. Weak hands are weak hands...why swear off an entire area of investment just over a week of bad plays?
1830
1831Either way good luck. Sounds like you've thought about it.
1832Autist realizing he's an autist . Good move. AMD , TSLA all good. Ulta too I think.
1833I know. For example I generally don't average down, I'll just take my loss. I'm quick to take losses, but part of it has to do with this crazy market and trade war. I know most people like volatility but I can make a lot more with less volatility. I'm usually very good at speculating moves just by being extremely familiar with certain stocks. It's just when there is a constant fear of a tweet by orange man it's always on my mind because I've seen him crash the market for months at a time. 
1834
1835And I wasn't in a hurry to recover losses, I just saw an opportunity that I've seen many times, EA put, during a scared market, so it was kinda surprising it kept going up to 102 while most of the market was falling. EA has been notorious for rejecting 100+ and crashing mid 90s for a long time. I think the Jedi game really has people holding on for sales numbers or something. But I admit that it was a weird position to hold because I'm actually quite bullish on EA but I know wallstreet hates them.
1836What are the next bio/pharma stocks that are about to blow up? Or at least have a good chance.
1837Might have been me, I've been touting them. Good things coming in 2020 ?
1838
1839edit: P.S. 2/21 70c still cheap af. If spy hits monday I'm going to roll my profits into that I think. .17 a contract and plenty of time to sell if you had to.
1840Hallmark ? movies R good ?
1841i cant remember how i convinced myself holding bearish positions over the weekend was a good idea
1842
1843im fukd arent i
1844I just had a good experience at the Costco optometrist.
1845
1846All in COST calls.
1847Ferrari Roche are so good
1848Good thing I am fully positioned and it is a good thing it is Saturday night.
1849Good thing I am fully positioned and it is a good thing it is Saturday night.
1850Good times gang. I’m off to the land of lollipop dreams. I bid you adieu?
1851Serious advice this Saturday.  Do not shack up with a girl unless she is the most beautiful smart successful one you have ever dated.  I wasted years of my life deteriorating because I let one handle me.  Let's put it in a way you can understand .. before I met her I was trading and making good profits.. a couple years into the relationship I was holding physical silver and gold with some granny dividend stocks.. I had dropped from grad school, gained a stupid amount of weight and.. I got this same advice from someone else but I failed to adhere.  So again drop a ho unless she is the most amazing girl you have ever met. You'll thank me or you won't.
1852The markets went up today,  but I am seeing a lot of key bearish indications that a reversal on a longer term time frame is fast approaching.  Here are my notes from after today's close  
1853
1854
1855\---/ES, /NQ, & /RTY all closed the week printing a dragonfly doji (bearish reversal) candle. They are all overbought on the 1hr currently on RSI readings, however any new highs will result in bearish divergences on the monthly, weekly, & daily charts on /ES & /NQ.../RTY already has short term bearish divergence on the hourly. One thing to note is that /NQ is lagging and parked right below resistance from last week. Why is that? Well..
1856
1857. ---Apple, although it has had an amazing few months, is showing signs of a longer term reversal. It is overbought on the monthly and weekly(extremely overbought) and has bearish divergence. The daily today broke to a new high and isn't overbought so it already has bearish divergence. It has left 2 gaps behind to fill on the daily and has printed a hanging man (reversal candle) on the weekly.
1858
1859 \---What about good ol' Microsoft. Same thing. Monthly & weekly charts are overbought with bearish divergences and a weekly hanging man candle. The kicker on here is that it is in a weekly rising wedge (bearish reversal) pattern and printed a weekly reversal candle. Another puzzle piece to add to the table.
1860
1861 \---Let's look at Amazon. Closing at the bottom of its trading range that it's been in for 6 months now...nothing bullish about it 
1862
1863\---XLV(healthcare) it's been in a channel on the weekly since 2016. Currently in the upper area of the channel while overbought, with bearish divergence and printing a dragonfly doji reversal candle.  It is also overbought on the daily with bearish divergence. Bearish divergence on the 4hr, 1hr...you get the picture.  
1864 \---XLF(financials) printed a dragonfly doji reversal candle on the weekly closing at resistance. The daily chart has a gap to fill with bearish divergence. It has bounced off the lows without consolidating on the 4hr chart and is extended at this point.
1865
1866\---XLF, XLV, & XLF have 1 gap close now on the daily to fill.  XLK, XLY, XLC have 2 gaps to fill since Tuesdays bounce.  
1867This is more than just RSI running hot. It's RSI being overbought + bearish divergences + bearish weekly candles + bearish reversal patterns on weekly & daily charts + gaps below to fill with no reason to not fill them especially since Trump made it clear that he is willing to wait until after the election to make a deal. Remarks made today by Kudlow were "Trump is not ready to sign any trade deal with China"...shorts got caught with the jobs numbers that was all and I suspect that to be short lived.
1868What's a good way to determine IV on a stock. I think that's where my options trading suffers the most. I'm not terrible and picking direction, and I never buy weekly's or terribly ST options, but I tend to not get the price increase i think I'm going to get. In some cases, if I had a lightning fast broker, I'd make more off of exercising then option
1869Now that’s a good week. LULU, GME, Adobe, Costco and bunch of other meme stonks. Fed in the mix. Gonna be a lot of volatility
1870God bless you my son.  I had a very good week but without my mistimed SPY/QQQ/VXX calls and puts I would have had a I can by a new M5 week.  They fucked me right.
1871With the Fed's not QE, we have socialism pumping the market. So long as the Fed keeps up not QE we can all share in the stock market gains funded by government tax cuts and the Fed's balance sheet. I'm never buying puts so long as we got that good old socialism pumping stocks higher. I can't believe it took them this long to socialize the stock market but here we are.
1872Kinda good day, crwd puts are up 50%,so I'm not feeling like a loser rn lol
1873Damn watching the other favorites concert they played in London rn 
1874
1875These guys are so good so talented wish I could play string stick like these mfers ???
1876Loaded up on 12/9 318c. Lets go Donny give me a good weekend pump
18771. Liquid
18782. Good average returns
18793. Can’t go bust in any reasonable scenario
18804. Simplest way to trade against macro events and the general direction of the economy, generally immune to problems caused by any single company
18815. It only goes up forever until the end of time
1882https://youtu.be/N5_OkdvPmUI
1883Found a good video about options
1884Any suggestions for good "under the radar" movies that came out this year?
1885
1886I'm open to any genre, foreign, etc.
1887Honeyland, Parasite...honeyland was more like a documentary but very good
1888gonna be a good theta week waiting for Tariff drama on sunday night?
1889Which biotechs are coming out as the winners at this weekend’s American Society of Hematology event?  Each year there are a few biotech stocks that rocket up out of this event.  Any good picks to look premarket Monday?
1890It's so silly to grow our own crops at a subsidized price when we have a perfectly good homeless population to eat
1891Good news!  AAPL could just buy the entire company
1892Yea. It was fine. I’ll watch Goodfellas/Casino/My Cousin Vinny/Heat/Godfather if I want good DeNiro/Pacino/Pesci flicks.
1893Good shit boi ?
1894All right autists, I blew up the account a few weeks ago, but I pulled up my big boi panties, deposited another $500 for shits and giggles early this week, and lo and behold, I humbly sit here Friday with 60% profit off that mostly playing volatility ETFs like an idiot.
1895
1896I bought Ulta puts ten minutes before the bell today expecting a gap fill Monday and Im feeling pretty good about that. Cheers to you and your weekends.
1897Can someone explain AMD to me? Market up bigly, MSFT, INTL, IBM, AAPL all up, only good news to report for AMD, every analyst is bullish on AMD, and yet AMD ends the day flat having dropped 50 cents from the morning high.
1898People here freak out about buying at ATHs (see all the "who's actually buying SPY or AAPL right now?!" comments), but I guess it's also not a good idea to buy when not at all time highs? So when is a good time?
1899People here freak out about buying at ATHs (see all the "who's actually buying SPY or AAPL right now?!" comments), but I guess it's also not a good idea to buy when not at all time highs? So when is a good time?
1900AMZN just smashed BF and CM. They are investing in their own delivery network. AWS just introduced a ton of innovations and partnerships. Amazon Ad, Prime Membership and Amazon Business growing at a very good pace. But then also the stock goes down or remains flat. What the hell going on?? Suddenly all investors lost their mind??
1901$AMZN looks a good pick going into 2020. AWS making up most of their profit, and they'll be looking to turn their retail side into a money maker now they've established decent monopoly power.
1902Anyone got any good midget videos? Asking for a friend
19033.9 million fine on Boeing is good for my calls right?
1904That’s not even a penny to Boeing. and bad news = good news Boeing has zombie strength
1905Honestly at this point, might as well buy shares in an extremely risky play that will go up insanely high if tariffs don’t go into play.
1906
1907Then buy a couple spy fd puts if tariffs do go into play. Seems like a pretty good “cant go tits up” play.
1908WSB your a good girlll
1909
1910They tried to domesticate ya but your a animal baby it’s not in your nature
1911Lots and lots of ugly hos.  Good bet.
1912I find giving clothes is good because people wear it and remember you
1913I think it's a beat and good guidance, but I think a lot is priced in. Itm calls could give some gains? ATM credit spread probably safer bet.
1914I like shitting on r/investing so I made a post literally titled "no asset class is an inherently good investment" info wasn't great, but I guarantee they downvote it for contradicting St. Bogle.
1915
1916&#x200B;
1917
1918Edit: it's at 75% downvoted lol
1919If you have a billion dollars you too can get away with whatever the fuck you like for the rest of your life.  Murder, Death, Kill - the good ole in and out on Michael Robert Jason Tom and Kiedra - slap a cop slap a bitch piss on a judge, you choose.
1920How old are you? Fuck I couldn’t imagine doing cold approaches now I’m almost 30 happy I found my bae <3 good luck brosef
1921Good mornings, friends and lovers
1922
1923I got myself PERMANENTLY banned from r/teslainvestorsclub
1924
1925PS: Elon Musk is a pedophile
1926Took a break from making money off DIS calls the last two weeks. Got too tempting near market close and bought the dip right before close. Hoping for some good news over the weekend.
1927Good enough for me
1928I'm gonna need all your good vibes for this SEC championship game today. I'm scared. GO DAWGS
1929Yes.  As long as they are in a good spot.  Free cash.
1930Haven't fucked with it at all really besides a long call for March. Good job.
1931Spreads for new traders is maybe not a good idea.
1932####LIVE count: 15####
1933It is great to live an an era where economics is a solved problem. For literally my entirely life the stock market has been a one-way ticket to tendie town. As long as you didn't lose money trying to short it's been a zero-risk massive reward even if you're an idiot. The Great Moderation was real all along, the 08 "crisis" is hardly even a blip now. Yeah some retards lost theirs homes, but as long as you didn't panic sell like a moron you're literally over twice as rich now as you would have been before the "crash." Always buy calls but bet Kelley instead of YOLOing and you're fine. In spite of the gloom in the retard media at the beginning of the year 2019 was another incredible year. Cheers.
1934Chill with my bros, try to new things etc.
1935
1936
1937I use to stay home most afternoons and play video games but that just made me depressed so I'm trying to spend some of my options gains and live a little on weekends especially on weeks I make money.
1938
1939
1940For context I'm 22, 5 months removed from college
1941You live in a post office?
1942I live in San Diego and I still typically prefer to get chipotle. Can’t knock the consistency
1943I think that the only drug that doesn’t have side effects is microdosing mushrooms. Well, I take that back...you realize that you live in a dystopian hellscape and then this makes you severely depressed. I’ve never actually taken ambien but an old buddy of mine used to eat it like candy I swear, and I’ve been tempted to get a script lately
1944Lmaoooo I'm at Wendy's and there's two old dudes who look poor af arguing over the trade war with Gyna
1945
1946SIR THIS IS A WENDYS
1947
1948"They eat that rice n seaweed, you can't live on that shit!"
1949
1950Bruh
1951Do you live in your parents basement, that you call a lair, wearing week old wife beater with 3 day old pizza stain?
1952I mean.. some days I'd be down with this.  As long as the city I'm in actually has good pizza.  Where I live the pizza sucks so this is not an option.
1953LPT: order shroom spores on the World Wide Web (legal) and study them under the ? at yo crib — sporeworks dot come.   
1954
1955Edit: unlegal if you live in Idaho and one other state that I can’t remember atm
1956Costco where I live is bigly packed rn. Great...
1957Costco where I live is also packed every weekend.  The husband, wife, kids plus gradma/grandpa of Indians are converging there.
1958Gotta love it, fuckin A.  It gets negative 50 where I live in late December/January.  Coldest place in America.
1959I live in a Toll Brothers new development in NY. Doormen tell me it's >50% sold. Other buildings are offering 5 years common charges for buyers. I smell a stinker.
1960Always. I live on the throne. I am ? king!
1961VR failed as is but AR will be next game changer.Did a study on it and AR market will be 5 times VR by 2025.
1962
1963Maybe we already live in VR simulation...lol
1964####HAS count: 75####
1965It is great to live an an era where economics is a solved problem. For literally my entirely life the stock market has been a one-way ticket to tendie town. As long as you didn't lose money trying to short it's been a zero-risk massive reward even if you're an idiot. The Great Moderation was real all along, the 08 "crisis" is hardly even a blip now. Yeah some retards lost theirs homes, but as long as you didn't panic sell like a moron you're literally over twice as rich now as you would have been before the "crash." Always buy calls but bet Kelley instead of YOLOing and you're fine. In spite of the gloom in the retard media at the beginning of the year 2019 was another incredible year. Cheers.
1966He has ushered in ? ?
1967if I had a husband who got me a peloton to remind me to stay skinny i would get my little ass on the seat bc if he has peloton cash I can put up with some shit - Viral Tweet from some chick - DD
1968Has anyone looked for Rule34 on the Tesla truck yet?
1969> Has anyone looked for Rule34 on the Tesla truck yet?
1970
1971Ok
1972How many dates in before you bring up your kids? Has that always broken the deal?
1973My phone is almost dead so I might be gone for a bit
1974
1975Idk how everyone can afford a new phone every time it dies, gets expensive quick 
1976
1977You’d think Apple would make some kind of battery for it but no it ruins the design ?
1978
1979But hey at least the iPhone has a handy spot to store leftover belly button lint ???
1980My office has 3 shared bathrooms for like 40 people because they're cheap fucks and like getting yelled at by the FDNY.  I see blood on the seats all the time once they started hiring a bunch of women.
1981Not sure about AMRN (just got it because WSB was raving about it) but I’m pretty sure CRISPR has the potential to easily be at +150% or more in 5 years, which are exactly the types of stocks I’m trying to get at. At least for the “growth” half
1982I’m doing it. Dibs. Will be opening in LA in 2024. Don’t worry I’ll make sure the business has an IPO, ticker GUA
1983How do you guys ask a girl if she has a std? I don’t wanna bang raw without asking but I also don’t want to talk myself out of the ?️ussy
1984Yeah I don’t think LA has them unless you prowl highschools. Unsure what the AoC is there
1985Listen, kid. Stds are inevitable. The majority of the world population has herpes alone. Just say fuck it and join the club ?
1986Yeah and what if they announce a dividend?  Lol
1987
1988
1989AMZN actually has approved buybacks already so they could initiate them very quickly.
1990This is gonna wreck havoc with my LULU calls, hope powell has a dodgy curry tuesday night  and does his hinting on the thursday morning
1991Please tell them it's a  Wendys
1992
1993Record it pretty please
1994
1995edit: also shieeeet my mans has a point
1996Sum how muh ?? still has not evaporated ?
1997
1998
1999https://imgur.com/a/W6rR8PS
2000I mean.. some days I'd be down with this.  As long as the city I'm in actually has good pizza.  Where I live the pizza sucks so this is not an option.
2001This wash sale rule has me all fucked up. I have 10k in losses and don't want to fuck up my tax break from that. The last thing I did was buy SPY calls on 11/26 sold them on 11/27. I still have 3 credit spreads open and one put that were placed before that and they expire on 1/17/20. If I buy and sell more contracts now I will fuck up by having a wash sale is that correct? Should I just wait till 1/1/20 to play again and that will be fine? HELP lords of knowledge and thank you in advance.
2002Wsb has better drama than WWE.  Can we short WSB ?
2003This SSRI I’ve started has been killing my boner, literally
2004I’ve got a Robin Hood question for you
2005
2006Was Prince John in Howard Pyle's "The Merry Adventures of Robin Hood"? I'm using an online PDF and I can't find mention of him anywhere but it's a different edition from the book I own. I want to know if Prince John was a filmic invention or if he has been around since the early Robin Hood legends
2007how is it that every woman I meet under 30 has a gluten allergy?
2008Pretty much everyone has some intolerance to gluten. Evolution didn't build us to eat this shit. Your diet is unnatural is it gets and requires a lot of processing which can cause all sorts of side effects.
2009
2010For women it's worse because if you do have a stronger intolerance then you get belly puffiness and gas. Girls don't want to look fat and fart all day.
2011Been buying options on small cap stocks that I think the contracts aren’t priced right, it’s a lot of digging through shit but I have a little free time at work. I’ll buy a handful of $20-$30 contracts that are 6-9 months out. I tell myself it’s no different than buying scratchers.
2012
2013
2014https://imgur.com/a/FdOWpJa
2015
2016Hope this one keeps on trucking. It was horribly priced on the market maker side and the company has a bunch of data releases between now and when the contract expires.
2017No deal on 15th, kick the dog down the road, much hype so close, no losses to harvest EOY, tariffs hit mid January, Trump writes love letter to powell, rate cut the quarter before elections. Trump wins, we go into recession (either way), fed has no more ammo, we don't stop til 2600. It was an economic miracle while it lasted. Switch to corporate blue in 2024, capital flight, more buttrape..
2018I know. For example I generally don't average down, I'll just take my loss. I'm quick to take losses, but part of it has to do with this crazy market and trade war. I know most people like volatility but I can make a lot more with less volatility. I'm usually very good at speculating moves just by being extremely familiar with certain stocks. It's just when there is a constant fear of a tweet by orange man it's always on my mind because I've seen him crash the market for months at a time. 
2019
2020And I wasn't in a hurry to recover losses, I just saw an opportunity that I've seen many times, EA put, during a scared market, so it was kinda surprising it kept going up to 102 while most of the market was falling. EA has been notorious for rejecting 100+ and crashing mid 90s for a long time. I think the Jedi game really has people holding on for sales numbers or something. But I admit that it was a weird position to hold because I'm actually quite bullish on EA but I know wallstreet hates them.
2021I know. For example I generally don't average down, I'll just take my loss. I'm quick to take losses, but part of it has to do with this crazy market and trade war. I know most people like volatility but I can make a lot more with less volatility. I'm usually very good at speculating moves just by being extremely familiar with certain stocks. It's just when there is a constant fear of a tweet by orange man it's always on my mind because I've seen him crash the market for months at a time. 
2022
2023And I wasn't in a hurry to recover losses, I just saw an opportunity that I've seen many times, EA put, during a scared market, so it was kinda surprising it kept going up to 102 while most of the market was falling. EA has been notorious for rejecting 100+ and crashing mid 90s for a long time. I think the Jedi game really has people holding on for sales numbers or something. But I admit that it was a weird position to hold because I'm actually quite bullish on EA but I know wallstreet hates them.
2024I know. For example I generally don't average down, I'll just take my loss. I'm quick to take losses, but part of it has to do with this crazy market and trade war. I know most people like volatility but I can make a lot more with less volatility. I'm usually very good at speculating moves just by being extremely familiar with certain stocks. It's just when there is a constant fear of a tweet by orange man it's always on my mind because I've seen him crash the market for months at a time. 
2025
2026And I wasn't in a hurry to recover losses, I just saw an opportunity that I've seen many times, EA put, during a scared market, so it was kinda surprising it kept going up to 102 while most of the market was falling. EA has been notorious for rejecting 100+ and crashing mid 90s for a long time. I think the Jedi game really has people holding on for sales numbers or something. But I admit that it was a weird position to hold because I'm actually quite bullish on EA but I know wallstreet hates them.
2027blue has a mkt cap of like 4b, bmy has mkt cap of 140b. the report released today isnt a cure for cancer or anything, so its not going to affect the stock price that much. its easier for a 4b mkt cap stock to go up in price than 140b stock
2028blue has a mkt cap of like 4b, bmy has mkt cap of 140b. the report released today isnt a cure for cancer or anything, so its not going to affect the stock price that much. its easier for a 4b mkt cap stock to go up in price than 140b stock
2029Oh boy...Donnie getting hot
2030
2031[Why is the World Bank loaning money to China? Can this be possible? China has plenty of money, and if they don’t, they create it. STOP!](https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1203109065070665728?s=21)
2032Haha yeah that shit has magnesium
2033I moved to Hawaii this year, no AC. I sleep much better when it’s cold so this cool down has been very nice. When the trade winds howl it’s even better
2034SPOT has a best of the 2010s playlist.
2035
2036Can’t believe the decade is almost over.
2037Dave has ideas for songs whilst at Nirvana which then became Foo songs, but they weren’t Kurt’s or Chris’
2038The markets went up today,  but I am seeing a lot of key bearish indications that a reversal on a longer term time frame is fast approaching.  Here are my notes from after today's close  
2039
2040
2041\---/ES, /NQ, & /RTY all closed the week printing a dragonfly doji (bearish reversal) candle. They are all overbought on the 1hr currently on RSI readings, however any new highs will result in bearish divergences on the monthly, weekly, & daily charts on /ES & /NQ.../RTY already has short term bearish divergence on the hourly. One thing to note is that /NQ is lagging and parked right below resistance from last week. Why is that? Well..
2042
2043. ---Apple, although it has had an amazing few months, is showing signs of a longer term reversal. It is overbought on the monthly and weekly(extremely overbought) and has bearish divergence. The daily today broke to a new high and isn't overbought so it already has bearish divergence. It has left 2 gaps behind to fill on the daily and has printed a hanging man (reversal candle) on the weekly.
2044
2045 \---What about good ol' Microsoft. Same thing. Monthly & weekly charts are overbought with bearish divergences and a weekly hanging man candle. The kicker on here is that it is in a weekly rising wedge (bearish reversal) pattern and printed a weekly reversal candle. Another puzzle piece to add to the table.
2046
2047 \---Let's look at Amazon. Closing at the bottom of its trading range that it's been in for 6 months now...nothing bullish about it 
2048
2049\---XLV(healthcare) it's been in a channel on the weekly since 2016. Currently in the upper area of the channel while overbought, with bearish divergence and printing a dragonfly doji reversal candle.  It is also overbought on the daily with bearish divergence. Bearish divergence on the 4hr, 1hr...you get the picture.  
2050 \---XLF(financials) printed a dragonfly doji reversal candle on the weekly closing at resistance. The daily chart has a gap to fill with bearish divergence. It has bounced off the lows without consolidating on the 4hr chart and is extended at this point.
2051
2052\---XLF, XLV, & XLF have 1 gap close now on the daily to fill.  XLK, XLY, XLC have 2 gaps to fill since Tuesdays bounce.  
2053This is more than just RSI running hot. It's RSI being overbought + bearish divergences + bearish weekly candles + bearish reversal patterns on weekly & daily charts + gaps below to fill with no reason to not fill them especially since Trump made it clear that he is willing to wait until after the election to make a deal. Remarks made today by Kudlow were "Trump is not ready to sign any trade deal with China"...shorts got caught with the jobs numbers that was all and I suspect that to be short lived.
2054The markets went up today,  but I am seeing a lot of key bearish indications that a reversal on a longer term time frame is fast approaching.  Here are my notes from after today's close  
2055
2056
2057\---/ES, /NQ, & /RTY all closed the week printing a dragonfly doji (bearish reversal) candle. They are all overbought on the 1hr currently on RSI readings, however any new highs will result in bearish divergences on the monthly, weekly, & daily charts on /ES & /NQ.../RTY already has short term bearish divergence on the hourly. One thing to note is that /NQ is lagging and parked right below resistance from last week. Why is that? Well..
2058
2059. ---Apple, although it has had an amazing few months, is showing signs of a longer term reversal. It is overbought on the monthly and weekly(extremely overbought) and has bearish divergence. The daily today broke to a new high and isn't overbought so it already has bearish divergence. It has left 2 gaps behind to fill on the daily and has printed a hanging man (reversal candle) on the weekly.
2060
2061 \---What about good ol' Microsoft. Same thing. Monthly & weekly charts are overbought with bearish divergences and a weekly hanging man candle. The kicker on here is that it is in a weekly rising wedge (bearish reversal) pattern and printed a weekly reversal candle. Another puzzle piece to add to the table.
2062
2063 \---Let's look at Amazon. Closing at the bottom of its trading range that it's been in for 6 months now...nothing bullish about it 
2064
2065\---XLV(healthcare) it's been in a channel on the weekly since 2016. Currently in the upper area of the channel while overbought, with bearish divergence and printing a dragonfly doji reversal candle.  It is also overbought on the daily with bearish divergence. Bearish divergence on the 4hr, 1hr...you get the picture.  
2066 \---XLF(financials) printed a dragonfly doji reversal candle on the weekly closing at resistance. The daily chart has a gap to fill with bearish divergence. It has bounced off the lows without consolidating on the 4hr chart and is extended at this point.
2067
2068\---XLF, XLV, & XLF have 1 gap close now on the daily to fill.  XLK, XLY, XLC have 2 gaps to fill since Tuesdays bounce.  
2069This is more than just RSI running hot. It's RSI being overbought + bearish divergences + bearish weekly candles + bearish reversal patterns on weekly & daily charts + gaps below to fill with no reason to not fill them especially since Trump made it clear that he is willing to wait until after the election to make a deal. Remarks made today by Kudlow were "Trump is not ready to sign any trade deal with China"...shorts got caught with the jobs numbers that was all and I suspect that to be short lived.
2070The markets went up today,  but I am seeing a lot of key bearish indications that a reversal on a longer term time frame is fast approaching.  Here are my notes from after today's close  
2071
2072
2073\---/ES, /NQ, & /RTY all closed the week printing a dragonfly doji (bearish reversal) candle. They are all overbought on the 1hr currently on RSI readings, however any new highs will result in bearish divergences on the monthly, weekly, & daily charts on /ES & /NQ.../RTY already has short term bearish divergence on the hourly. One thing to note is that /NQ is lagging and parked right below resistance from last week. Why is that? Well..
2074
2075. ---Apple, although it has had an amazing few months, is showing signs of a longer term reversal. It is overbought on the monthly and weekly(extremely overbought) and has bearish divergence. The daily today broke to a new high and isn't overbought so it already has bearish divergence. It has left 2 gaps behind to fill on the daily and has printed a hanging man (reversal candle) on the weekly.
2076
2077 \---What about good ol' Microsoft. Same thing. Monthly & weekly charts are overbought with bearish divergences and a weekly hanging man candle. The kicker on here is that it is in a weekly rising wedge (bearish reversal) pattern and printed a weekly reversal candle. Another puzzle piece to add to the table.
2078
2079 \---Let's look at Amazon. Closing at the bottom of its trading range that it's been in for 6 months now...nothing bullish about it 
2080
2081\---XLV(healthcare) it's been in a channel on the weekly since 2016. Currently in the upper area of the channel while overbought, with bearish divergence and printing a dragonfly doji reversal candle.  It is also overbought on the daily with bearish divergence. Bearish divergence on the 4hr, 1hr...you get the picture.  
2082 \---XLF(financials) printed a dragonfly doji reversal candle on the weekly closing at resistance. The daily chart has a gap to fill with bearish divergence. It has bounced off the lows without consolidating on the 4hr chart and is extended at this point.
2083
2084\---XLF, XLV, & XLF have 1 gap close now on the daily to fill.  XLK, XLY, XLC have 2 gaps to fill since Tuesdays bounce.  
2085This is more than just RSI running hot. It's RSI being overbought + bearish divergences + bearish weekly candles + bearish reversal patterns on weekly & daily charts + gaps below to fill with no reason to not fill them especially since Trump made it clear that he is willing to wait until after the election to make a deal. Remarks made today by Kudlow were "Trump is not ready to sign any trade deal with China"...shorts got caught with the jobs numbers that was all and I suspect that to be short lived.
2086The markets went up today,  but I am seeing a lot of key bearish indications that a reversal on a longer term time frame is fast approaching.  Here are my notes from after today's close  
2087
2088
2089\---/ES, /NQ, & /RTY all closed the week printing a dragonfly doji (bearish reversal) candle. They are all overbought on the 1hr currently on RSI readings, however any new highs will result in bearish divergences on the monthly, weekly, & daily charts on /ES & /NQ.../RTY already has short term bearish divergence on the hourly. One thing to note is that /NQ is lagging and parked right below resistance from last week. Why is that? Well..
2090
2091. ---Apple, although it has had an amazing few months, is showing signs of a longer term reversal. It is overbought on the monthly and weekly(extremely overbought) and has bearish divergence. The daily today broke to a new high and isn't overbought so it already has bearish divergence. It has left 2 gaps behind to fill on the daily and has printed a hanging man (reversal candle) on the weekly.
2092
2093 \---What about good ol' Microsoft. Same thing. Monthly & weekly charts are overbought with bearish divergences and a weekly hanging man candle. The kicker on here is that it is in a weekly rising wedge (bearish reversal) pattern and printed a weekly reversal candle. Another puzzle piece to add to the table.
2094
2095 \---Let's look at Amazon. Closing at the bottom of its trading range that it's been in for 6 months now...nothing bullish about it 
2096
2097\---XLV(healthcare) it's been in a channel on the weekly since 2016. Currently in the upper area of the channel while overbought, with bearish divergence and printing a dragonfly doji reversal candle.  It is also overbought on the daily with bearish divergence. Bearish divergence on the 4hr, 1hr...you get the picture.  
2098 \---XLF(financials) printed a dragonfly doji reversal candle on the weekly closing at resistance. The daily chart has a gap to fill with bearish divergence. It has bounced off the lows without consolidating on the 4hr chart and is extended at this point.
2099
2100\---XLF, XLV, & XLF have 1 gap close now on the daily to fill.  XLK, XLY, XLC have 2 gaps to fill since Tuesdays bounce.  
2101This is more than just RSI running hot. It's RSI being overbought + bearish divergences + bearish weekly candles + bearish reversal patterns on weekly & daily charts + gaps below to fill with no reason to not fill them especially since Trump made it clear that he is willing to wait until after the election to make a deal. Remarks made today by Kudlow were "Trump is not ready to sign any trade deal with China"...shorts got caught with the jobs numbers that was all and I suspect that to be short lived.
2102The markets went up today,  but I am seeing a lot of key bearish indications that a reversal on a longer term time frame is fast approaching.  Here are my notes from after today's close  
2103
2104
2105\---/ES, /NQ, & /RTY all closed the week printing a dragonfly doji (bearish reversal) candle. They are all overbought on the 1hr currently on RSI readings, however any new highs will result in bearish divergences on the monthly, weekly, & daily charts on /ES & /NQ.../RTY already has short term bearish divergence on the hourly. One thing to note is that /NQ is lagging and parked right below resistance from last week. Why is that? Well..
2106
2107. ---Apple, although it has had an amazing few months, is showing signs of a longer term reversal. It is overbought on the monthly and weekly(extremely overbought) and has bearish divergence. The daily today broke to a new high and isn't overbought so it already has bearish divergence. It has left 2 gaps behind to fill on the daily and has printed a hanging man (reversal candle) on the weekly.
2108
2109 \---What about good ol' Microsoft. Same thing. Monthly & weekly charts are overbought with bearish divergences and a weekly hanging man candle. The kicker on here is that it is in a weekly rising wedge (bearish reversal) pattern and printed a weekly reversal candle. Another puzzle piece to add to the table.
2110
2111 \---Let's look at Amazon. Closing at the bottom of its trading range that it's been in for 6 months now...nothing bullish about it 
2112
2113\---XLV(healthcare) it's been in a channel on the weekly since 2016. Currently in the upper area of the channel while overbought, with bearish divergence and printing a dragonfly doji reversal candle.  It is also overbought on the daily with bearish divergence. Bearish divergence on the 4hr, 1hr...you get the picture.  
2114 \---XLF(financials) printed a dragonfly doji reversal candle on the weekly closing at resistance. The daily chart has a gap to fill with bearish divergence. It has bounced off the lows without consolidating on the 4hr chart and is extended at this point.
2115
2116\---XLF, XLV, & XLF have 1 gap close now on the daily to fill.  XLK, XLY, XLC have 2 gaps to fill since Tuesdays bounce.  
2117This is more than just RSI running hot. It's RSI being overbought + bearish divergences + bearish weekly candles + bearish reversal patterns on weekly & daily charts + gaps below to fill with no reason to not fill them especially since Trump made it clear that he is willing to wait until after the election to make a deal. Remarks made today by Kudlow were "Trump is not ready to sign any trade deal with China"...shorts got caught with the jobs numbers that was all and I suspect that to be short lived.
2118The markets went up today,  but I am seeing a lot of key bearish indications that a reversal on a longer term time frame is fast approaching.  Here are my notes from after today's close  
2119
2120
2121\---/ES, /NQ, & /RTY all closed the week printing a dragonfly doji (bearish reversal) candle. They are all overbought on the 1hr currently on RSI readings, however any new highs will result in bearish divergences on the monthly, weekly, & daily charts on /ES & /NQ.../RTY already has short term bearish divergence on the hourly. One thing to note is that /NQ is lagging and parked right below resistance from last week. Why is that? Well..
2122
2123. ---Apple, although it has had an amazing few months, is showing signs of a longer term reversal. It is overbought on the monthly and weekly(extremely overbought) and has bearish divergence. The daily today broke to a new high and isn't overbought so it already has bearish divergence. It has left 2 gaps behind to fill on the daily and has printed a hanging man (reversal candle) on the weekly.
2124
2125 \---What about good ol' Microsoft. Same thing. Monthly & weekly charts are overbought with bearish divergences and a weekly hanging man candle. The kicker on here is that it is in a weekly rising wedge (bearish reversal) pattern and printed a weekly reversal candle. Another puzzle piece to add to the table.
2126
2127 \---Let's look at Amazon. Closing at the bottom of its trading range that it's been in for 6 months now...nothing bullish about it 
2128
2129\---XLV(healthcare) it's been in a channel on the weekly since 2016. Currently in the upper area of the channel while overbought, with bearish divergence and printing a dragonfly doji reversal candle.  It is also overbought on the daily with bearish divergence. Bearish divergence on the 4hr, 1hr...you get the picture.  
2130 \---XLF(financials) printed a dragonfly doji reversal candle on the weekly closing at resistance. The daily chart has a gap to fill with bearish divergence. It has bounced off the lows without consolidating on the 4hr chart and is extended at this point.
2131
2132\---XLF, XLV, & XLF have 1 gap close now on the daily to fill.  XLK, XLY, XLC have 2 gaps to fill since Tuesdays bounce.  
2133This is more than just RSI running hot. It's RSI being overbought + bearish divergences + bearish weekly candles + bearish reversal patterns on weekly & daily charts + gaps below to fill with no reason to not fill them especially since Trump made it clear that he is willing to wait until after the election to make a deal. Remarks made today by Kudlow were "Trump is not ready to sign any trade deal with China"...shorts got caught with the jobs numbers that was all and I suspect that to be short lived.
2134The markets went up today,  but I am seeing a lot of key bearish indications that a reversal on a longer term time frame is fast approaching.  Here are my notes from after today's close  
2135
2136
2137\---/ES, /NQ, & /RTY all closed the week printing a dragonfly doji (bearish reversal) candle. They are all overbought on the 1hr currently on RSI readings, however any new highs will result in bearish divergences on the monthly, weekly, & daily charts on /ES & /NQ.../RTY already has short term bearish divergence on the hourly. One thing to note is that /NQ is lagging and parked right below resistance from last week. Why is that? Well..
2138
2139. ---Apple, although it has had an amazing few months, is showing signs of a longer term reversal. It is overbought on the monthly and weekly(extremely overbought) and has bearish divergence. The daily today broke to a new high and isn't overbought so it already has bearish divergence. It has left 2 gaps behind to fill on the daily and has printed a hanging man (reversal candle) on the weekly.
2140
2141 \---What about good ol' Microsoft. Same thing. Monthly & weekly charts are overbought with bearish divergences and a weekly hanging man candle. The kicker on here is that it is in a weekly rising wedge (bearish reversal) pattern and printed a weekly reversal candle. Another puzzle piece to add to the table.
2142
2143 \---Let's look at Amazon. Closing at the bottom of its trading range that it's been in for 6 months now...nothing bullish about it 
2144
2145\---XLV(healthcare) it's been in a channel on the weekly since 2016. Currently in the upper area of the channel while overbought, with bearish divergence and printing a dragonfly doji reversal candle.  It is also overbought on the daily with bearish divergence. Bearish divergence on the 4hr, 1hr...you get the picture.  
2146 \---XLF(financials) printed a dragonfly doji reversal candle on the weekly closing at resistance. The daily chart has a gap to fill with bearish divergence. It has bounced off the lows without consolidating on the 4hr chart and is extended at this point.
2147
2148\---XLF, XLV, & XLF have 1 gap close now on the daily to fill.  XLK, XLY, XLC have 2 gaps to fill since Tuesdays bounce.  
2149This is more than just RSI running hot. It's RSI being overbought + bearish divergences + bearish weekly candles + bearish reversal patterns on weekly & daily charts + gaps below to fill with no reason to not fill them especially since Trump made it clear that he is willing to wait until after the election to make a deal. Remarks made today by Kudlow were "Trump is not ready to sign any trade deal with China"...shorts got caught with the jobs numbers that was all and I suspect that to be short lived.
2150The markets went up today,  but I am seeing a lot of key bearish indications that a reversal on a longer term time frame is fast approaching.  Here are my notes from after today's close  
2151
2152
2153\---/ES, /NQ, & /RTY all closed the week printing a dragonfly doji (bearish reversal) candle. They are all overbought on the 1hr currently on RSI readings, however any new highs will result in bearish divergences on the monthly, weekly, & daily charts on /ES & /NQ.../RTY already has short term bearish divergence on the hourly. One thing to note is that /NQ is lagging and parked right below resistance from last week. Why is that? Well..
2154
2155. ---Apple, although it has had an amazing few months, is showing signs of a longer term reversal. It is overbought on the monthly and weekly(extremely overbought) and has bearish divergence. The daily today broke to a new high and isn't overbought so it already has bearish divergence. It has left 2 gaps behind to fill on the daily and has printed a hanging man (reversal candle) on the weekly.
2156
2157 \---What about good ol' Microsoft. Same thing. Monthly & weekly charts are overbought with bearish divergences and a weekly hanging man candle. The kicker on here is that it is in a weekly rising wedge (bearish reversal) pattern and printed a weekly reversal candle. Another puzzle piece to add to the table.
2158
2159 \---Let's look at Amazon. Closing at the bottom of its trading range that it's been in for 6 months now...nothing bullish about it 
2160
2161\---XLV(healthcare) it's been in a channel on the weekly since 2016. Currently in the upper area of the channel while overbought, with bearish divergence and printing a dragonfly doji reversal candle.  It is also overbought on the daily with bearish divergence. Bearish divergence on the 4hr, 1hr...you get the picture.  
2162 \---XLF(financials) printed a dragonfly doji reversal candle on the weekly closing at resistance. The daily chart has a gap to fill with bearish divergence. It has bounced off the lows without consolidating on the 4hr chart and is extended at this point.
2163
2164\---XLF, XLV, & XLF have 1 gap close now on the daily to fill.  XLK, XLY, XLC have 2 gaps to fill since Tuesdays bounce.  
2165This is more than just RSI running hot. It's RSI being overbought + bearish divergences + bearish weekly candles + bearish reversal patterns on weekly & daily charts + gaps below to fill with no reason to not fill them especially since Trump made it clear that he is willing to wait until after the election to make a deal. Remarks made today by Kudlow were "Trump is not ready to sign any trade deal with China"...shorts got caught with the jobs numbers that was all and I suspect that to be short lived.
2166literally has to go tits up
2167My trading year has consisted of a 1000% day back in April, several 100% days, and one 35% day last week that netted me 7k. Im down on the year bc im greedy and dont know when to take profits.
2168The fed has stuff going on next week. My play is on $KL. It has lower P/E than $GLD. Subject to fuckery, buy it don't bet.
2169The fed has stuff going on next week. My play is on $KL. It has lower P/E than $GLD. Subject to fuckery, buy it don't bet.
2170??? Very bullish, thanks Rocket Man!!  North Korea warned obliquely it would send the US a **"Christmas gift,"**
2171
2172## [North Korea announces it has conducted a 'significant' test](https://www.cnn.com/2019/12/07/asia/north-korea-test-intl-hnk/index.html)
2173China has very little arable land, and rice actually doesn't grow that well there in the first place.
2174Bernie has taken the lead or tied on predictit in all 3 first states (Iowa, NH, Nevada) plus CA.    
2175
2176Edit: is there a proper format for the above statement because I also could have said “Bernie has taken the lead or tied in all 3 first states (Iowa, NH, Nevada) plus CA on predictit”
2177Bernie has taken the lead or tied on predictit in all 3 first states (Iowa, NH, Nevada) plus CA.    
2178
2179Edit: is there a proper format for the above statement because I also could have said “Bernie has taken the lead or tied in all 3 first states (Iowa, NH, Nevada) plus CA on predictit”
2180Epstein has already been flown to Mars using Tesla shareholder money. Fucking morons
2181
2182They were originally gonna turn the moon into pedoisland v2
2183Arguably it’s tough ... today was weird. It seemed like SPY wanted to come back down to 314.75 Early on but VIX continued melting down and AAPL was going up. Felt like SPY begrudgingly was being pulled upward. But I will say I wait for the first hour of trading to go by to figure out where we are heading. Generally intraday RSI with MACD has made me money
2184If news reading algos weren’t a thing, where would the stock market be? Feel like 75% of this rally has been from “trade talks going well!!”
2185Why is it surprising? It has an exoskeleton that can't be dented by a hammer. What the hell is it gonna do when it hits a car or a pedestrian? If Musk is trying to get into the zombie snow plow business the Cybertruck is fantastic.
2186Ahahaha watching right now this dude has puts. One of us one of us.
2187That’s not even a penny to Boeing. and bad news = good news Boeing has zombie strength
2188Almost every girl has been infected by Zuckerberg
2189Xi has been acting very gassy! And I’m very allergic to gassy behavior
2190Any chance amzn will be 2000 next week? What has happened to big dick bezos? Ever since divorce, he has not been chad like before!!
2191Any chance amzn will be 2000 next week? What has happened to big dick bezos? Ever since divorce, he has not been chad like before!!
2192Repost: BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY GANG MANIFESTO / HOW-TO GUIDE
2193
2194Save as much money as you can and use that money to buy only BRK.B (Berkshire Hathaway B-shares). Berkshire is a conglomerate with >100 great businesses, is >20% cash, has negligible debt, trades at a 10x earnings multiple, and still nearly matches S&P500 performance in a bull market
2195
2196Read the Berkshire Hathaway owner's manual to understand what you own and why it is so profitable. Here is a PDF: http://berkshirehathaway.com/2018ar/2018ar.pdf
2197
2198Be patient. Never sell your shares until you need to spend the money. Hold tight through panic and recession and everything else. Hang on when Warren Buffett dies, it will happen soon
2199
2200Always buy when you can, no matter what is happening in the world-- NEVER STOP BUYING. Spread your purchases out over time to avoid putting all your money in at the top
2201
2202Result: https://reddit.app.link/lWiqhdWi41
2203If anyone has an archive of everything stellarloving (the cam girl with the nice a boobies and glasses) pls give link and I give u silver thank u???
2204If amd has a  -5% day this week I’ll tattoo su bae on my ass
2205Well, every politician is on Uncle Sam’s payroll. American taxpayers fund that payroll. Every second that is spent on impeaching a President that has control of the Senate, is literally a waste of money. They could be legislating, passing USMCA, working on fixing the VA, maybe fixing the homeless problem, etc..
2206The house has passed 400 bills that have been sitting on Mitch's desk that he won't bring to the floor because he doesn't want Republicans going on the record for voting against them when they poll well with Republicans. The impeachment inquiry isn't the problem. The problem is that one man can stonewall legislation despite the people wanting those bills passed.
2207Assuming you're trading indexes and not crazy volatile commodities.
2208
2209It depends on how much margin you have available. The main problem is overnight holding requirements.
2210I usually hold indexes long including overnight/weekends unless for some reason I think there is a downtrend (like a trump tweet).
2211That's generally when I take profit, or when I need the margin for some other positions.
2212
2213I usually set an emergency trailing stop market at about 1-2%. Usually that isn't used.  
2214
2215If you only hold intraday, then I would take profit at the end of the day, set a target profit amount, and set a maximum daily loss.
2216The maximum daily loss should be different from your stop-loss, in case you want to re-enter.
2217
2218Also, another tip, you must must set a profit taker for indexes and reasonable stop losses  when going short. It should be whatever 0.5% of the index is when you enter.
2219Indexes tend to go up, you cannot be short on an index for too long. Obviously don't hold overnight short unless you're some genius who knows something. Usually you enter short to play the fade or a trump tweet. It won't last forever.
2220
2221I recommend only playing one direction (LONG) until you get comfortable with the index, especially if its a new one you haven't traded. Each index has its own weird quirks. Especially foreign ones.
2222I usually only play long and go short only when I think something is going happen
2223700 in capital is a bit small for trading futures. What broker lets you do that!
2224
2225I tend to play more with a fundamental thesis in mind; and use technicals as a guide. I mean what you did makes sense, but my personal preference is to just play long unless something fundamental tells me I am short. For example, my thesis for the last few weeks has been that RTY would break out, as a result, I am long RTY and was expecting 1645, so I wouldn't have closed at 1640, although smart move, being short you need to take profit constantly, being long, not as much. 
2226
2227You might consider futures options too, selling a spread on RTY shouldn't take too much margin, and don't forget you can sell a covered call against your long future (in your example, you could have sold a 1645call). Main issue with selling options if you don't have the margin to go naked is that it makes closing a long futures position potentially more difficult (need to close the option first).
2228Tasty Works has quite a few of the E-Mini futures.  As low as $200 for micro forex pairs, $360 for Russel $550 for dow, highest is oil micros around $2000.  Tastyworks does not offer options on the micros, mostly trading /M2KZ9.  Currently charting for next weeks moves, Russell weekly candle is a Long Leg Shadow (bullish indicator).  Trying to chart fibs (.618) that coincide with actual PA and what the fib retracement move was most common.  Early charting shows a lot of .618 moves with .23 retracing.
2229Internet’s out and my gf only has hallmark movies recorded ?‍♀️ tonight’s gonna be ?
2230Or save time and hook up with 8s and 9s every 4-6 months.  This is what I do and I don't care if y'all don't believe me.  Only dating pretty bitches has a lot of upside.  I got my life back, I'm not constantly texting and then talking to girls till 2 in the morning anymore. MAKE THE SWITCH.
2231Thinking about AUPH 2021 LEAPS now that IV has cratered post-P3. Going to wait until Friday to see if an offering is done. If no offering, I'm gonna shoot my shot.
2232Has anyone seen kurt eichenwald’s tweeter Ccount
2233Has anyone ever joined bagholdin gang? How was your experience?
2234####REAL count: 10####
2235It is great to live an an era where economics is a solved problem. For literally my entirely life the stock market has been a one-way ticket to tendie town. As long as you didn't lose money trying to short it's been a zero-risk massive reward even if you're an idiot. The Great Moderation was real all along, the 08 "crisis" is hardly even a blip now. Yeah some retards lost theirs homes, but as long as you didn't panic sell like a moron you're literally over twice as rich now as you would have been before the "crash." Always buy calls but bet Kelley instead of YOLOing and you're fine. In spite of the gloom in the retard media at the beginning of the year 2019 was another incredible year. Cheers.
2236Here some real truth 100% no bamboozle
2237
2238You can do anything you want it just takes time and dedication
2239
2240Go get your dream job
2241
2242Go get the yacht
2243
2244If you can dream it you can do it
2245
2246Now go out there and fuck Emma watson???
2247Could u check real quick number of shares available to short for pton on ibkr for me ?
2248Real jalapenos would put them on my radar. Right now its food for scared suburbanites.
2249Good that stupid fuck died. In the the real world only the strong survive it’s how l2fmw became a ruthless ceo
2250Açai bowl is trash. Its just an fro yo sundae with a spoon full of shit on it. Just eat real ice cream.
2251Get a real broker rh is garbage
2252LOL Cybercuck looks even uglier in real life. I would rather drive a garbage truck.
2253
2254https://i.imgur.com/qO3Zn6u.jpg
2255Yo short $TSLA on JRE Matt Farah is talking about how he possibly thinks the truck isn't even real / possible to produce, it might not even be able to pass design regulations. 
2256
2257He's almost calling them out for fraud
2258Your telling me the Dep of Labor keeps Trump in the dark and only lets him see the same data as everyone else?
2259
2260Edit: Cramer dumb. Real analysts move markets when they speak
2261####STAY count: 13####
2262if I had a husband who got me a peloton to remind me to stay skinny i would get my little ass on the seat bc if he has peloton cash I can put up with some shit - Viral Tweet from some chick - DD
2263>Why the fuck can’t large software companies figure this shit out.
2264
2265its free software add-on to hold you back from jumping ship and goes else where. 
2266
2267$MSFT doesn't give two fucks about you. they just want you to stay in their eco-system
2268Buy puts on MongoDB, earnings out next Monday.
2269
2270How in the world this fucking company is valued at $7b+ is beyond me when their annual revenue is around $300m and they are losing money each quarter!!!
2271
2272This might be my YOLO next Monday. Stay tuned.
2273Chill with my bros, try to new things etc.
2274
2275
2276I use to stay home most afternoons and play video games but that just made me depressed so I'm trying to spend some of my options gains and live a little on weekends especially on weeks I make money.
2277
2278
2279For context I'm 22, 5 months removed from college
2280I'm just trying to stay ahead of the curve for when the climate apocalypse happens
2281Stay strong and play a bio , brother
2282No problem. Just checking. ? stay safe.
2283I went from being up 85% on the year to -99% after I started playing with options. I think I should stay away
2284I'm at a night club for mid 30s, it's kinda cool, a friend of mine is at a 20+ university party though - should I change the location or stay and continue getting wasted?
2285Stay put
2286My friends roommate is watching a fortnite tournament on tv lol I’m kinda into it might stay in with him tonight
2287Make or break week for me. Either I go back to slave wage or I can stay and make more tendies.
2288I stay as far away from the WSB discord as I physically can lol
2289####CASH count: 18####
2290if I had a husband who got me a peloton to remind me to stay skinny i would get my little ass on the seat bc if he has peloton cash I can put up with some shit - Viral Tweet from some chick - DD
2291You can’t cash out or roll over?
2292PF doesn't think the stock market exists, they think you should always be dumping any extra cash into your debt, savings, 401k, or IRA.
2293
2294Which to be fair is a better strategy than most of the idiots in our society will ever come up with
2295Yeah SCHB VTI SCHF VEA VWO VIG SCHD and VTEB is my passive portfolio in descending order of allocation atm it's done 11% YTD. I also have my IRA in spy and my 401k goes into some target date fund. Also 35-40% cash gang right now cause this shit is going wild and won't last (mostly from the sale of my house last summer).
2296I had 4 cash coverd Tesla puts 600$ each 327$.  Expires today collected the whole premium 2,200$ easy money man 
2297
2298I swear cash coverd puts are the best easy money smart way to gamble
2299I had 4 cash coverd Tesla puts 600$ each 327$.  Expires today collected the whole premium 2,200$ easy money man 
2300
2301I swear cash coverd puts are the best easy money smart way to gamble
2302Absolutely, the only hump for most people is having the cash to secure them
2303How much cash is needed to sell the puts?
2304Dang daddi, what you gonna do with that cash though?
2305I’m 100% cash after booking gains on Friday. What’s a good move on Monday?
2306I’m 100% cash after booking losses on Friday. ?
2307Thinking about converting 10% of portfoilio to cash for tax reasons, and just in case december turns out to be a repeat of last year.
2308To whom it may concern:
2309
2310
2311
2312[HedgeFunds aggressively add to net longs in $RUT futures -- highest since Jul last year. This follows 1600+ breakout in cash (1634) 2 weeks ago. Successful retest this Tue. Golden cross formed on Nov 12. $IWM](https://twitter.com/hedgopia/status/1203073676347731969?s=21)
2313spy 318 on mon boys. Papas got some FDs to cash in
2314Bears are dead. Jerome keeps dumping cash into the markets making growth cheap for companies right now.
2315Wrong.    If I wa a holding that kind of shares I would make a killing selling coverd calls.   imagine if u had 17 years of only buying apple or microsft.  Dude not only would u collect DIVIDNETS u would also hav a fortune from all that weekly coverd call cash
2316Is rh cash management free?
2317Well, we’re basically flat on the week after a ~2% dip. I guess you can say it was a somewhat eventful week, but unfortunately most movement happened outside cash session.
2318####TRUE count: 7####
2319My lil sister is brainwashed by tik tok... I can confirm your statement is true
2320True but most of the alts are like 5 old users. We are still missing more than that
2321He's talking about these water saving toilets that have very little water or water pressure, and it's actually true if you've ever used one and take big dumps.
2322Been on a losing streak this week, and I don't care any more. Finally a true WSB autist?
2323Lmfao TRUE
2324true
2325true story: my roommate and i used to go to the adult section of the local video store while drunk to laugh at the titles. we were walking in once, (the cage walls are covered with black paper to protect the children,) and he said, "i hope they have the new Freaky Midgets!" as we turn the corner and run smack into a fucking midget guy with like 8 videos in his hands. we fucking lost it and were asked to leave.
2326####ULTA count: 8####
2327Beauty brands like Ulta
2328It's all locked in and I'm 100% cash.
2329
2330Major positional gains this week were:
2331
23321) RH covered call  
23332) ULTA selling ATM 10 wide butterflies  
23343) long covered call on /cl for a couple points each contract
2335Autist realizing he's an autist . Good move. AMD , TSLA all good. Ulta too I think.
2336Ulta gift card to maintain her Karen haircut
2337Made the first truly green play with ULTA today. Feels good. I’m sure I’ll be back to seeing red Monday... time to celebrate the small victory! ?
2338All right autists, I blew up the account a few weeks ago, but I pulled up my big boi panties, deposited another $500 for shits and giggles early this week, and lo and behold, I humbly sit here Friday with 60% profit off that mostly playing volatility ETFs like an idiot.
2339
2340I bought Ulta puts ten minutes before the bell today expecting a gap fill Monday and Im feeling pretty good about that. Cheers to you and your weekends.
2341Guys help I think I’m in love with Mary Dillon. She runs Ulta so well and makes me so much money.
2342We thinking Ulta gonna make the slow move to 300, or this is it's top for a while?
2343####TELL count: 25####
2344So many ways. U can get people to pay u to comment shit on someone’s post they hate. U can make a group and get paid as followers and likes. U can be a Gary v from tik tok and just tell people shit they already know about investing and pretty much money rll them they r great.
2345It is very satisfying to be able to tell a client that doesn't pay on time that you can't deliver something according to her schedule because you will be too busy doing work for a client that *does* pay on time.
2346Just tell them you suck cock and you'll never hear from them again
2347Just tell them that you're a WSB mod and they'll stop calling you.
2348tell me more give me numbers, if it hit my goal ill paypall you 200$
2349Don’t ask don’t tell bitxh reeeee
2350Tell him to make sure and use wide angle next time so we can see all of her
2351Make sure u tell them L2FMW have u the idea.   Have my other alt up on a wall in a framed picture frame and write 
2352
2353“ our founder “ in the bottom
2354Tell her you got the aids and see if she wants to trade
2355Yo, can someone tell me what drugs the people who Mow their lawn‘s at night are using?
2356Please tell them it's a  Wendys
2357
2358Record it pretty please
2359
2360edit: also shieeeet my mans has a point
2361Please tell me you're Dr. Hieroglyphics
2362Can’t do eet because I tell no liez ?
2363Look dude, any moment the forensics detective is going to come through that door with DNA confirmation that's going to be used conclusively in court, so you might as well just tell the truth, because I can't approve any requests for you after that.
2364Been buying options on small cap stocks that I think the contracts aren’t priced right, it’s a lot of digging through shit but I have a little free time at work. I’ll buy a handful of $20-$30 contracts that are 6-9 months out. I tell myself it’s no different than buying scratchers.
2365
2366
2367https://imgur.com/a/FdOWpJa
2368
2369Hope this one keeps on trucking. It was horribly priced on the market maker side and the company has a bunch of data releases between now and when the contract expires.
2370Don’t tell him
2371Doubt it would be that different. All their albums have some differences but you can tell it’s still them. Their songs like You Know You’re Right which they were recording for the next album sound like it was Nirvana, nothing out of place there
2372
2373And anyway, at the time Nirvana was pop music
2374I live in a Toll Brothers new development in NY. Doormen tell me it's >50% sold. Other buildings are offering 5 years common charges for buyers. I smell a stinker.
2375ToS will tell you.  So will Tasty Trade
2376Some bitch flight attendant just yelled at me because I checked my wife in for a flight but then she couldn’t make it and I didn’t tell the airline. I paid for the fucking seat I deserve an empty seat next to me. They weren’t even offering to pay people to be bumped off the flight that I heard.
2377Don’t tell him
2378The only thing I can tell you for sure is that there won't be a consensus on AMZN
2379Everything the government does costs the taxpayer. The entire thing is funded by the taxpayer. From the light bill to their salaries.
2380
2381Edit: this is why next time you get pulled over by the police, tell the officer he works for you because his salary is your tax dollars, and then fire him and drive off
2382Your coworker sounds like he's retarded. Tell him to jojn wsb.
2383Dropshipping is a form of online retail where the seller acts as a middleman between a supplier and a buyer. 
2384As a seller you build a website, advertise it, and then get a customer to buy a product.
2385
2386Then you contact the supplier and tell them to send the product over to the buyer. 
2387
2388The profit margins differ, but usually sellers aim for 30% profit margins.
2389####FLEX count: 2####
2390Do squats and flex those glutes
2391That’s what I’m talking about PTON to the moon when Beckys realize they need the bikes to flex their wealth on Instagram.
2392####FB count: 1####
2393Don’t they hide likes now? Also
2394You buy calls on FB
2395####PLAY count: 37####
2396Instagram is now more valuable than Facebook. The play would be to buy Facebook and hold it for ten years, like I’m doing. If President Elizabeth Warren brakes it up, that actually unlocks shareholder value. Break ups are good for shareholders. Always have been.
2397Kinda miss having money ngl it was pretty nice last time I play biogen fr fr???
2398Tinder profile with a sufficiently large position to be impressive and screen them by asking if it is a good play or not and why.
2399Play FOMC or Dec 15 tariffs. Personally I think tariffs get cancelled or delayed so I’m expecting retail moon ? time
2400ehhhh i play gold miners A LOT desu and im actually bearish on gold going into this summer, at which point I hope to buy the JUiCY dip
2401If you give me some commish for the play ;) but seriously sell some 0 day spx put spreads. You can easily get 30-40% with a 10 otm put spread. Just play it near the low of the day
2402If you give me some commish for the play ;) but seriously sell some 0 day spx put spreads. You can easily get 30-40% with a 10 otm put spread. Just play it near the low of the day
2403Chill with my bros, try to new things etc.
2404
2405
2406I use to stay home most afternoons and play video games but that just made me depressed so I'm trying to spend some of my options gains and live a little on weekends especially on weeks I make money.
2407
2408
2409For context I'm 22, 5 months removed from college
2410Go to parks with friends, play video games, work out.
2411Play craps. You’ll either lose it or make 20k
2412Let father Unsworth play with your diddle a little bit.
2413Stay strong and play a bio , brother
2414I need a play that will give me guaranteed 600% return so I can be even Monday, any ideas?
2415This wash sale rule has me all fucked up. I have 10k in losses and don't want to fuck up my tax break from that. The last thing I did was buy SPY calls on 11/26 sold them on 11/27. I still have 3 credit spreads open and one put that were placed before that and they expire on 1/17/20. If I buy and sell more contracts now I will fuck up by having a wash sale is that correct? Should I just wait till 1/1/20 to play again and that will be fine? HELP lords of knowledge and thank you in advance.
2416Spread? What was the play
2417Probably plotting his next move since he doesn’t have to play RH back.
2418I got back into 12/13 314 SPY puts before close. Donnie or Gyna will talk some shit Sunday night about the tariffs.
2419
2420Alexa play Send the Pain Below
2421The fed has stuff going on next week. My play is on $KL. It has lower P/E than $GLD. Subject to fuckery, buy it don't bet.
2422Damn watching the other favorites concert they played in London rn 
2423
2424These guys are so good so talented wish I could play string stick like these mfers ???
2425Yeah but he just had Jared play [freerice.com](https://freerice.com) for a couple days
2426Made the first truly green play with ULTA today. Feels good. I’m sure I’ll be back to seeing red Monday... time to celebrate the small victory! ?
2427For those that play solely FD's and/or 0 day. 
2428
2429What rules do you set to avoid losing big $ in a matter of minutes?
2430Alexa play Break Me Shake Me by Savage Garden
2431Honestly at this point, might as well buy shares in an extremely risky play that will go up insanely high if tariffs don’t go into play.
2432
2433Then buy a couple spy fd puts if tariffs do go into play. Seems like a pretty good “cant go tits up” play.
2434See how the market acts in the morning and play spy. Day trades are best played on stocks you are familiar with, otherwise it's a coin flip.
2435Need a 3x play before eoy. Give by your best yolos
2436Nani!? Why I don’t get that play
2437To the losers posting 'best stock market eva' screeds. You guys know we play volatility and on the short term, right? that shit goes down as well as up, and that you just cant buy a call and expect it to win automatically. I dont care if your AMD shares doubled in 3 years, i care that its price goes up by Friday and my entry on Monday was good.
2438
2439tldr; aint no one got time for shares, go to personal finance to talk that shit
2440What’s more nerve-wracking, pre-market earnings reports or after-hours earnings?
2441
2442I told myself I would never play earnings again and now here I am, looking at upcoming earnings and deciding on plays...
2443How far out man? My first big play was down 75% before going back up 25%. Give it some time. We're definitely not at the top.
2444Assuming you're trading indexes and not crazy volatile commodities.
2445
2446It depends on how much margin you have available. The main problem is overnight holding requirements.
2447I usually hold indexes long including overnight/weekends unless for some reason I think there is a downtrend (like a trump tweet).
2448That's generally when I take profit, or when I need the margin for some other positions.
2449
2450I usually set an emergency trailing stop market at about 1-2%. Usually that isn't used.  
2451
2452If you only hold intraday, then I would take profit at the end of the day, set a target profit amount, and set a maximum daily loss.
2453The maximum daily loss should be different from your stop-loss, in case you want to re-enter.
2454
2455Also, another tip, you must must set a profit taker for indexes and reasonable stop losses  when going short. It should be whatever 0.5% of the index is when you enter.
2456Indexes tend to go up, you cannot be short on an index for too long. Obviously don't hold overnight short unless you're some genius who knows something. Usually you enter short to play the fade or a trump tweet. It won't last forever.
2457
2458I recommend only playing one direction (LONG) until you get comfortable with the index, especially if its a new one you haven't traded. Each index has its own weird quirks. Especially foreign ones.
2459I usually only play long and go short only when I think something is going happen
2460Assuming you're trading indexes and not crazy volatile commodities.
2461
2462It depends on how much margin you have available. The main problem is overnight holding requirements.
2463I usually hold indexes long including overnight/weekends unless for some reason I think there is a downtrend (like a trump tweet).
2464That's generally when I take profit, or when I need the margin for some other positions.
2465
2466I usually set an emergency trailing stop market at about 1-2%. Usually that isn't used.  
2467
2468If you only hold intraday, then I would take profit at the end of the day, set a target profit amount, and set a maximum daily loss.
2469The maximum daily loss should be different from your stop-loss, in case you want to re-enter.
2470
2471Also, another tip, you must must set a profit taker for indexes and reasonable stop losses  when going short. It should be whatever 0.5% of the index is when you enter.
2472Indexes tend to go up, you cannot be short on an index for too long. Obviously don't hold overnight short unless you're some genius who knows something. Usually you enter short to play the fade or a trump tweet. It won't last forever.
2473
2474I recommend only playing one direction (LONG) until you get comfortable with the index, especially if its a new one you haven't traded. Each index has its own weird quirks. Especially foreign ones.
2475I usually only play long and go short only when I think something is going happen
2476I have profited from both shorting and going long.  Mostly focusing on Russel and Dow micros, have around $700 in capital to focus learning trading futures.  My charting was slightly off, went long on RTY (1619) overnight my TP was roughly 8 ticks off (1623.2) didn't quite get there.  next fib I had charted was 1630 went short, got stopped, went long targeting 1642, closed at 1640 and went short.  Took profit at 1635, after that in hindsight I should of stopped.
2477
2478Personally I didn't have a trade plan, would you have reassessed, instead of trying to play swing trades?
2479700 in capital is a bit small for trading futures. What broker lets you do that!
2480
2481I tend to play more with a fundamental thesis in mind; and use technicals as a guide. I mean what you did makes sense, but my personal preference is to just play long unless something fundamental tells me I am short. For example, my thesis for the last few weeks has been that RTY would break out, as a result, I am long RTY and was expecting 1645, so I wouldn't have closed at 1640, although smart move, being short you need to take profit constantly, being long, not as much. 
2482
2483You might consider futures options too, selling a spread on RTY shouldn't take too much margin, and don't forget you can sell a covered call against your long future (in your example, you could have sold a 1645call). Main issue with selling options if you don't have the margin to go naked is that it makes closing a long futures position potentially more difficult (need to close the option first).
2484700 in capital is a bit small for trading futures. What broker lets you do that!
2485
2486I tend to play more with a fundamental thesis in mind; and use technicals as a guide. I mean what you did makes sense, but my personal preference is to just play long unless something fundamental tells me I am short. For example, my thesis for the last few weeks has been that RTY would break out, as a result, I am long RTY and was expecting 1645, so I wouldn't have closed at 1640, although smart move, being short you need to take profit constantly, being long, not as much. 
2487
2488You might consider futures options too, selling a spread on RTY shouldn't take too much margin, and don't forget you can sell a covered call against your long future (in your example, you could have sold a 1645call). Main issue with selling options if you don't have the margin to go naked is that it makes closing a long futures position potentially more difficult (need to close the option first).
2489What is your play on Chewy?  A call credit or debit?
2490Any ideas on how to play Costco,Broadcom and Adobe earnings
2491####LAND count: 3####
2492Land whales on tinder really think posting pictures of face only raises no suspicion
2493Good times gang. I’m off to the land of lollipop dreams. I bid you adieu?
2494I started the day with 2 OKTA calls. I ended the day with 21. Please show me the promised land next week tendy gods ???
2495####AMRN count: 6####
2496Sold covered calls on AMRN expiring today, 22.5 strike. Price at closing 22.49, nice.
2497Nah some of my best stocks are things like AMRN and CRSPR where I plussed 40% in like a month, that I 100% iron clad fact know personal finance wouldn’t recommend.
2498Not sure about AMRN (just got it because WSB was raving about it) but I’m pretty sure CRISPR has the potential to easily be at +150% or more in 5 years, which are exactly the types of stocks I’m trying to get at. At least for the “growth” half
2499CRSPR as well as any gene editing company that uses CRSPR.  I’m in AMRN the expanded label on their drug will make it bigger than Lipitor.
2500Wrote a leap put on AMRN
2501AMRN
2502####TURN count: 10####
2503With all those sharp edges it'll probably turn into guro pretty quick.
2504
2505Either that or Daddy Elon dressed in leather.
2506One day MSFT will gobble slack and turn it to poo.
2507Lmao fuck man I dont get all.this peloton hate for that commercial. The bitch in it kind of looks like my wifey tbh. So all the hate and backlash towards that girl is kind of a turn on for us and we just roleplay shes the one getting ridiculed for being a dirty little slut for daddy ???
2508You bought $120k of a penny stock through goddamn chase? 
2509
2510What happened, did Robinhood turn you down for being too 'tistic?
2511Down to my last bill. No more deposits. Got to find a way to turn it into a milli
2512Your turn
2513Epstein has already been flown to Mars using Tesla shareholder money. Fucking morons
2514
2515They were originally gonna turn the moon into pedoisland v2
2516$AMZN looks a good pick going into 2020. AWS making up most of their profit, and they'll be looking to turn their retail side into a money maker now they've established decent monopoly power.
2517true story: my roommate and i used to go to the adult section of the local video store while drunk to laugh at the titles. we were walking in once, (the cage walls are covered with black paper to protect the children,) and he said, "i hope they have the new Freaky Midgets!" as we turn the corner and run smack into a fucking midget guy with like 8 videos in his hands. we fucking lost it and were asked to leave.
2518Need my boy jpow to crash this party by turning hawkish on wednesday. 
2519
2520Jobs report may actually turn out to be bad news
2521####VERY count: 31####
2522It is very satisfying to be able to tell a client that doesn't pay on time that you can't deliver something according to her schedule because you will be too busy doing work for a client that *does* pay on time.
2523**Magical Crayons TA.**
2524
2525[We broke above the bear flag (white arrow)](https://imgur.com/c6luUIJ) today, which is a very strong bullish move. Similarly, other technical indicators suggest we're back into near-term bullishness. I anticipate a push towards ATH sometime next week as long as we hear nothing about the trade deal. Using Fibonacci, we should be heading towards 319.4ish once we break past our previous ATH, which is currently our resistance level. After redrawing the crayons, tickling of 316.2ish is the top for Monday, so I would be playing those prices accordingly expecting hovering around there if we move upwards.
2526
2527If we fail to break previous ATH early next week, I would be careful about trading as it would be a disgusting setup for a double top. Because we've broke the support line of the upwards trend early this week, it would "fit" the criteria of that particular pattern. However I do note that I'm not a big pattern trader-- I think fundamentals/news drives the technicals and not the other way around-- but it would just be convenient. 
2528
2529That's all I have to say. See you guys around this weekend. I'm planning to get some nachos tonight-- can't afford tendies anymore.
2530Most likely yes, but I’m sure the announcement will also include some sort of “but we have put together a schedule to remain talking! This could be very short term!” And markets eat it up and we recover.
2531**VERY VERY IMPORTANT REMINDER**
2532
2533I’m ur brother
2534He's talking about these water saving toilets that have very little water or water pressure, and it's actually true if you've ever used one and take big dumps.
2535Yeah and what if they announce a dividend?  Lol
2536
2537
2538AMZN actually has approved buybacks already so they could initiate them very quickly.
2539The people on stocktwits talking bout 320 on Monday is very possible because of jobs report...the fuck?
2540my dick, like my username, is very short.
2541I know. For example I generally don't average down, I'll just take my loss. I'm quick to take losses, but part of it has to do with this crazy market and trade war. I know most people like volatility but I can make a lot more with less volatility. I'm usually very good at speculating moves just by being extremely familiar with certain stocks. It's just when there is a constant fear of a tweet by orange man it's always on my mind because I've seen him crash the market for months at a time. 
2542
2543And I wasn't in a hurry to recover losses, I just saw an opportunity that I've seen many times, EA put, during a scared market, so it was kinda surprising it kept going up to 102 while most of the market was falling. EA has been notorious for rejecting 100+ and crashing mid 90s for a long time. I think the Jedi game really has people holding on for sales numbers or something. But I admit that it was a weird position to hold because I'm actually quite bullish on EA but I know wallstreet hates them.
2544He should. Our department is very tiny. We have more chiefs than indians though. Been working here for 3 years the same hours. He’s only been here for 6 months. :(
2545Or at the very least use something else for charting like trading view
2546I moved to Hawaii this year, no AC. I sleep much better when it’s cold so this cool down has been very nice. When the trade winds howl it’s even better
2547Yeah cause the foo fighters were very pop
2548ill have to disagree. im seeing a dead cat reach around handie reversal candle in most stocks in the market atm. this means we are very bullish and will continue to push upward unless signs of a mouse trap quickie blow straddlecock pattern emerges in the charts, which im not seeing
2549CEO ?️?️ guesses
2550
2551Bezos: 5" pressed. 7" girth and very ?️urple head, cut
2552
2553Musk: 6" pressed. Average girth. Gnarly curve up and uncut. 
2554
2555Gates: 8" pressed. 5" girth, cut, head smaller than shaft.
2556God bless you my son.  I had a very good week but without my mistimed SPY/QQQ/VXX calls and puts I would have had a I can by a new M5 week.  They fucked me right.
25571) very liquid
25582) stonks only go up
25593) very liquid
25601) very liquid
25612) stonks only go up
25623) very liquid
2563Honeyland, Parasite...honeyland was more like a documentary but very good
2564Thanks Mr. President.
2565
2566Honeyland looks very interesting.  I'll definitely check it out.
2567
2568Parasite is on my watch list.  I'll probably watch it tomorrow.
2569??? Very bullish, thanks Rocket Man!!  North Korea warned obliquely it would send the US a **"Christmas gift,"**
2570
2571## [North Korea announces it has conducted a 'significant' test](https://www.cnn.com/2019/12/07/asia/north-korea-test-intl-hnk/index.html)
2572China has very little arable land, and rice actually doesn't grow that well there in the first place.
2573Head hunting these reddit admins to get my main account back with over 5 million karma and 10000 stupid gold points from my #1 all posts. Bastards won’t give me a pass word reset. This was back when we had that massive Russian invasion. Don’t they know ima Chinese spy. Not Russian, very disrespectful
2574AMZN just smashed BF and CM. They are investing in their own delivery network. AWS just introduced a ton of innovations and partnerships. Amazon Ad, Prime Membership and Amazon Business growing at a very good pace. But then also the stock goes down or remains flat. What the hell going on?? Suddenly all investors lost their mind??
2575Xi has been acting very gassy! And I’m very allergic to gassy behavior
2576Xi has been acting very gassy! And I’m very allergic to gassy behavior
2577Went in yesterday and they were absolutely stocked to the max with products. More workers too. They are very prepared for Christmas shoppers tomorrow. They also have an enormous Morphe section which I think will be extremely popular. 
2578
2579This is a vast difference compared to last year, because I remember going in to find holiday kits for gifts and they had nothing.
2580
2581Next earnings numbers should be strong.
2582It’s crazy how my cock can be 5 inches yet I can still be a very successful man
2583short ur school if u couldnt figure that one out after 5 months of class on this very subject
2584but now that this shit is free, the incentives are gonna be cut. All the money schwab gave me got eaten up by their own fees for options VERY quickly
2585Thanks. Very helpful. Guess it’s time to do more DD before taking out a position.
2586####HOPE count: 17####
2587gotta work at 2. lowkey hope I get fired.
2588gg everyone hope you all made some paper this week
2589ehhhh i play gold miners A LOT desu and im actually bearish on gold going into this summer, at which point I hope to buy the JUiCY dip
2590Wifey and I just leaving arbys. Fuck man they make the best milkshakes. Headed to the theater to catch a movie now. Hope yall made some tenders today! ?
2591This is gonna wreck havoc with my LULU calls, hope powell has a dodgy curry tuesday night  and does his hinting on the thursday morning
2592No buy puts. With $10 you'll make fuck all unless you buy outrageous calls. Much better to buy moderate puts and hope China trade deal goes tits up. 
2593
2594I'll even sell them to you!
2595I learn a lot from you fools?  I don't ever follow trades but I do find out about companies I've never heard of.. Just wanted to share the love - I hope I've been contributing and giving back my share???
2596I still have faith in my 315Ps. Same exp. Hope for big poopy.
2597Congrats, hope you locked it in!
2598Since all you fast fingers literally keep hitting auto refresh a million times at 4pm I hope u/stormwillpass cucks you all one week where he does it 45 minutes late and you’re all sitting there hitting refresh 
2599 
2600You all have lightning fingers
2601
2602??
2603Hope you’re ok
2604I hope we don’t know until ER bc that’s when I plan on buying in.
2605bro?? I hope this is a joke
2606Hope to ride the SBUX tendies train into next week! Peppermint mochas for all
2607true story: my roommate and i used to go to the adult section of the local video store while drunk to laugh at the titles. we were walking in once, (the cage walls are covered with black paper to protect the children,) and he said, "i hope they have the new Freaky Midgets!" as we turn the corner and run smack into a fucking midget guy with like 8 videos in his hands. we fucking lost it and were asked to leave.
2608I hope tiktok meet and greets end to like that Tumblr convention that was total shit. Patterning your life after dudes milking app bullshit only leads to bad places.
2609What y’all drinking? 5 o’clock on a Saturday during a 10 year Bull run baby.  I hope there’s no Puritans here.
2610####HEAR count: 5####
2611**Magical Crayons TA.**
2612
2613[We broke above the bear flag (white arrow)](https://imgur.com/c6luUIJ) today, which is a very strong bullish move. Similarly, other technical indicators suggest we're back into near-term bullishness. I anticipate a push towards ATH sometime next week as long as we hear nothing about the trade deal. Using Fibonacci, we should be heading towards 319.4ish once we break past our previous ATH, which is currently our resistance level. After redrawing the crayons, tickling of 316.2ish is the top for Monday, so I would be playing those prices accordingly expecting hovering around there if we move upwards.
2614
2615If we fail to break previous ATH early next week, I would be careful about trading as it would be a disgusting setup for a double top. Because we've broke the support line of the upwards trend early this week, it would "fit" the criteria of that particular pattern. However I do note that I'm not a big pattern trader-- I think fundamentals/news drives the technicals and not the other way around-- but it would just be convenient. 
2616
2617That's all I have to say. See you guys around this weekend. I'm planning to get some nachos tonight-- can't afford tendies anymore.
2618Just tell them you suck cock and you'll never hear from them again
2619I want the phrase "Elon Musk is a pedophile" to go viral
2620
2621I want the word "pedophile" to be the first word that comes to mind when you hear the name "Elon Musk"
2622
2623How else will he be punished for permanently destroying Unsworth's reputation? Nobody can prove they aren't a pedophile
2624
2625If I say you're a pedophile, there's no defense
2626
2627It's simply evil, what Elon did
2628I hear you paint houses
2629I think we're going to hear positive trade news. China isn't throwing out the 1st olive branch if they don't want a deal. Question is: Does Trump?
2630
2631He'll get small progress for Christmas and the market is going to eat it up
2632####ONCE count: 8####
2633**Magical Crayons TA.**
2634
2635[We broke above the bear flag (white arrow)](https://imgur.com/c6luUIJ) today, which is a very strong bullish move. Similarly, other technical indicators suggest we're back into near-term bullishness. I anticipate a push towards ATH sometime next week as long as we hear nothing about the trade deal. Using Fibonacci, we should be heading towards 319.4ish once we break past our previous ATH, which is currently our resistance level. After redrawing the crayons, tickling of 316.2ish is the top for Monday, so I would be playing those prices accordingly expecting hovering around there if we move upwards.
2636
2637If we fail to break previous ATH early next week, I would be careful about trading as it would be a disgusting setup for a double top. Because we've broke the support line of the upwards trend early this week, it would "fit" the criteria of that particular pattern. However I do note that I'm not a big pattern trader-- I think fundamentals/news drives the technicals and not the other way around-- but it would just be convenient. 
2638
2639That's all I have to say. See you guys around this weekend. I'm planning to get some nachos tonight-- can't afford tendies anymore.
2640My office has 3 shared bathrooms for like 40 people because they're cheap fucks and like getting yelled at by the FDNY.  I see blood on the seats all the time once they started hiring a bunch of women.
2641Donate blood once and now I get harassed by Red Cross robocalls asking for more. Are they vampires or what
2642I had a stubborn log once that kept resurfacing
2643I thought everyone was moving back to sql once managers realized they were just reinvinting the wheel.
2644I meet them online usually.. You'll never go back to anything else once you know
2645500 people can own the s&p company at once
2646If you put in enough, they give you gifts. I think schwab gave me like $200 or something once when i put in a 5 digit deposit.
2647####TA count: 6####
2648>  I think fundamentals/news drives the technicals and not the other way around
2649
2650Thats literally how it's been since tradetalksgoingwell.exe started running. I remember a TA report a few months back showing SPY with a double top -- checked the dates and nah fam those drops were only due to "china talks not going well" followed by "trade talks going well!". It's hard to say what's gonna happen next week + the following because trade talks are currently in the well stage but tariffs are comin up.
2651
2652Love the reports btw, I bought spy calls when SPY hit 307 earlier this week and I remembered your expected resistance level. Got me in the green today, thanks buddy.
2653How frustrating is Trump to you (a TA guy)?
2654The one part of TA that isn't bullshit is the projected support and resistance numbers. I've watched the charts enough to say that they're right way more often than not, and in a way it makes sense because there's definitely certain prices that cause people or algos to buy or sell. But I think predicting directionality based off crayons is a lot more bullshitty, which is what pattern traders do. It's why I try to always say what the support and resistances in the crayon posts are so people can decide which jacket they wear.
2655Fired from work finally. Jesus. Need to learn TA during my paid vacation. Buy puts on life.
2656DD / FA / TA all useless
2657
2658Reddit flair ???
2659Interesting..used tastyworks before but their interface was sort of a nightmare... I use ibkr now.
2660
2661I mainly trade on fundamentals, so im trading Russell based on the fact that it's not at it's ath, and was stuck in a range for awhile (2 weeks ago? I guess ta would call that a bull flag). Its got a bit of catch up to do
2662
2663The other thing I'm starting to look at is dark pool option flow, seems pretty interesting
2664####MSFT count: 6####
2665One day MSFT will gobble slack and turn it to poo.
2666**YOU ALL REALIZE THAT MSFT OWNS SKYPE RIGHT?**
2667Dead simple one I set up for family for this purpose:
2668
266950% VIG - Vanguard Div Growth
2670
267125% VIGI - Vanguard Int'l Div Growth
2672
267315% VNQ - Vanguard RE
2674
267510% VNQI - Vanguard Int'l RE
2676
2677&#x200B;
2678
2679Good Sharpe Ratio and highly diversified with good income. Largest US holding is MSFT and the 2nd and 3rd largest int'l holdings are Samsung and Tencent. Add on to it with actual shares of safe growth companies when they make sense if you want.
2680Made 3k this week off SHOP PTON and MSFT calls. Bought more PTON calls near close
2681I just got accused of aimbotting on Halo Reach PC by a kid that went 3 and 20. He claims to have reported me, so if my  account gets suspended then short MSFT
2682Thinking of just longing MSFT for like summer 2020
2683####SHIP count: 1####
2684>Why the fuck can’t large software companies figure this shit out.
2685
2686its free software add-on to hold you back from jumping ship and goes else where. 
2687
2688$MSFT doesn't give two fucks about you. they just want you to stay in their eco-system
2689####ELSE count: 18####
2690>Why the fuck can’t large software companies figure this shit out.
2691
2692its free software add-on to hold you back from jumping ship and goes else where. 
2693
2694$MSFT doesn't give two fucks about you. they just want you to stay in their eco-system
2695MO isn’t boring. I got in when everyone else was afraid of it and I’m +30% already
2696Anyone else watching Professional CTE aka the UFC right now? Great card so far tonight and the dirty bird just came away with a great W.
2697
2698Oh... and TSLA to $420
2699I mean, Magic Johnson beat AIDS... 
2700
2701If she gonna let you raw dog it it means she lets everyone else and she got something for sure or she trying to get that baby batter in her so she can lock you in.
2702I want the phrase "Elon Musk is a pedophile" to go viral
2703
2704I want the word "pedophile" to be the first word that comes to mind when you hear the name "Elon Musk"
2705
2706How else will he be punished for permanently destroying Unsworth's reputation? Nobody can prove they aren't a pedophile
2707
2708If I say you're a pedophile, there's no defense
2709
2710It's simply evil, what Elon did
2711I meet them online usually.. You'll never go back to anything else once you know
2712**Doctor Strange: I looked forward in time... I saw 14,000,605 futures.**
2713
2714**WSB: So, puts?**
2715
2716&#x200B;
2717
2718Someone else make this meme and get your karma. I don't need the karma right now, I'm only down 60% as of today. I feel fulfilled.
2719Wait this report that I'm reading shows blue and bmy doing the study together, why wouldn't bmy go up bigly with blue? This study was also the only thing I knew about with bmy (didn't look too much into it tbh), is something else coming up relating to it?
2720Or at the very least use something else for charting like trading view
2721Serious advice this Saturday.  Do not shack up with a girl unless she is the most beautiful smart successful one you have ever dated.  I wasted years of my life deteriorating because I let one handle me.  Let's put it in a way you can understand .. before I met her I was trading and making good profits.. a couple years into the relationship I was holding physical silver and gold with some granny dividend stocks.. I had dropped from grad school, gained a stupid amount of weight and.. I got this same advice from someone else but I failed to adhere.  So again drop a ho unless she is the most amazing girl you have ever met. You'll thank me or you won't.
2722Does anyone else think the whole labeling of “cursed/blessed/blursed” posts/comments is cringe as fuck or am I alone on this one
2723I got some SPY 317 calls for next week, but I really gotta stop playing spy and do something else lmao
2724Anyone else do stupid shit this week? Like selling their SPY calls for DIS calls yesterday. Fuck!!
2725Anyone else playing MDB upcoming week?
2726Who else is all in on DG calls? I put 90% of my remaining account balance in it after I lost 2k on a strangle
2727
2728[http://imgur.com/a/6ZGImbh](my weekly account and DG calls])
2729As someone else said, it's better to avoid low liquidity options since you get fucked on the spread.  
2730With that said, if you're buying far-out, if you're theory (direction) is right then a few extra bucks to buy and sell should be meaningless in terms of the position size
2731What else ya got
2732interesting price action on MJ idk if anyone else is thinking of making a play
2733
2734apparent 3rd wave sale finished off with a 2ish week length double bottom here around 16.75, RSI beginning to show rebounding lows on the weekly chart, plus it did well during the 2% drop so panicked traders might seek shelter in any volatility towards years end
2735
2736havent been long in the space in a while but my theta trades are all open for next week i was thinking of selling puts, change my mind
2737####ROLL count: 7####
2738You can’t cash out or roll over?
2739Nope, if you don’t use it you lose it. I think some states like CA make it mandatory where you have to let so much roll over but not my state
2740Tend to hold 2 wk expirations & roll them after 1
2741Just opened my second bottle of wine for the night. Might roll a splif next. Gonna be a good one.
2742Get a bowl with a tortilla on the side and roll it yourself, you get more food in a bowl too
2743Might have been me, I've been touting them. Good things coming in 2020 ?
2744
2745edit: P.S. 2/21 70c still cheap af. If spy hits monday I'm going to roll my profits into that I think. .17 a contract and plenty of time to sell if you had to.
2746Roll them out fam before they become worthless like my jd 33 calls today.
2747####PTON count: 17####
2748I have been in the sub for a long time doug. Not as many high roller it seems. 
2749
2750I did not write much in the past. Now that i have using my pton bike my dick is hard and confidence through the roof!!!
2751You go pton or cheap out with the $300 Amazon specials.
2752Who bought PTON this morning and needs my address?  I am accepting gifts of all kinds.  BECKY's, Vicky's, Jessica's and some SBUX I guess.
2753Could u check real quick number of shares available to short for pton on ibkr for me ?
2754I'm good with it.. be good for my puts and no Asian is shelling out for a PTON anyway so let's go!
2755Made 3k this week off SHOP PTON and MSFT calls. Bought more PTON calls near close
2756Made 3k this week off SHOP PTON and MSFT calls. Bought more PTON calls near close
2757That’s what I’m talking about PTON to the moon when Beckys realize they need the bikes to flex their wealth on Instagram.
2758Gave up buying options today. Earlier in the week I got 4k worth 95 strike TWLO calls and about 400AMD shares, but next day trump comes out with that trade comment that he can wait till after election, scared me out of my positions for a loss, next day TWLO goes to 99. Rotated into EA puts the next day and it stayed green while rest of market tanked, sold for loss. Today was okay I bought 312 1 week calls on SPY yesterday over 100% gain but I only spent 600 unfortunately. Sold my 5k worth of SPY 312 strike 4 weeks expry yesterday, unwilling to bet so much on jobs report, and moved some of that to DIS, but DIS barely moved today. Sold those calls for minor loss. Played a little on CRM earnings and lost, shoulda know it'd barely move. But biggest loss was that EA put with the DIS calls second highest loss. Down 1500 this week. All my SPY plays were gains.
2759
2760Decided to not buy calls anymore. Be smarter about my trading. I'll just buy shares on margin and buy them by selling puts. There's really no reason for me to buy options because my margin account sma is so high from past margin use in 2018. With 12k account I can get about 50k margin. A 5% move in stocks I own would represent 20% account swing and its less dangerous than buying options. Plus can get premiums for selling options. If I diversify stock holdings then margin call shouldn't be an issue unless the market itself crashes. Today I started this plan and already got over $500 in premium for sold puts (TWLO 98, TTD 247.5, NET 17.5). I got assigned TTD (by $0.15) but that's okay. Plan to sell call on it Monday, and calls sell for a lot, near money is like $600. Stocks I bought were small posotions just to diversify. 10 ULTA, 10 TSLA, 100 AMD. Was thinking of some PTON but would rather buy with puts.
2761$PTON
2762PTON so hot right now
2763PTON girl gives better head.
2764One of the most Becky of Becky friends that I have, just commented on a Peloton post on FB: "this commercial just made me want to get one"
2765
2766long $pton. her husband makes over 100k, she will have one for xmas for sure, shes got big as fuck after getting off adderol and having 2 kids. long $pton .
2767oyah i overheard this bitch that works for my state congress talking about pelotons tonight
2768
2769LONG PTON
2770Pton is such genius. Expensive to buy and a monthly? Steve jobs' ghost is swearing at someone right now about missing this boat.
2771A pton for your wife’s boyfriend
2772PTON
2773####JACK count: 1####
2774As long as you don't jack more than your 3k in losses, it beats the ponies.
2775####LOVE count: 30####
2776Work hard and be honest to those you love and care about. Also not everyone is destined for great things or achievements, accept your limitations and work within them.
2777I thought at your level people just buy girls
2778
2779Know people much less wealthier than you who get all the love sex and affection they need through Seeking Arrangement
2780The mr. Rogers movie. Wifey and I love anything with tom Hanks in it
2781If that's legitimately your PO box I'll send you a love letter and we can be pen pals (PO pals?)
2782Love
2783I learn a lot from you fools?  I don't ever follow trades but I do find out about companies I've never heard of.. Just wanted to share the love - I hope I've been contributing and giving back my share???
2784I know you want me winky,
2785
2786I think I want you too,
2787
2788"I think I love you midget",
2789
2790I think I love you too,
2791
2792I'm here to save you ?,
2793
2794Come be in midgets world,
2795
2796I wanna grow together,
2797
2798Let's let our love unfurl,
2799
2800You know you want me winky,
2801
2802You know I want you too,
2803
2804They call me Super?,
2805
2806I'm here to rescue you,
2807
2808I wanna save you, ?
2809
2810Come be in midget's world,
2811
2812"Oh midge, you drive me crazy"
2813
2814Bitch you make me hurl?
2815I know you want me winky,
2816
2817I think I want you too,
2818
2819"I think I love you midget",
2820
2821I think I love you too,
2822
2823I'm here to save you ?,
2824
2825Come be in midgets world,
2826
2827I wanna grow together,
2828
2829Let's let our love unfurl,
2830
2831You know you want me winky,
2832
2833You know I want you too,
2834
2835They call me Super?,
2836
2837I'm here to rescue you,
2838
2839I wanna save you, ?
2840
2841Come be in midget's world,
2842
2843"Oh midge, you drive me crazy"
2844
2845Bitch you make me hurl?
2846I know you want me winky,
2847
2848I think I want you too,
2849
2850"I think I love you midget",
2851
2852I think I love you too,
2853
2854I'm here to save you ?,
2855
2856Come be in midgets world,
2857
2858I wanna grow together,
2859
2860Let's let our love unfurl,
2861
2862You know you want me winky,
2863
2864You know I want you too,
2865
2866They call me Super?,
2867
2868I'm here to rescue you,
2869
2870I wanna save you, ?
2871
2872Come be in midget's world,
2873
2874"Oh midge, you drive me crazy"
2875
2876Bitch you make me hurl?
2877No deal on 15th, kick the dog down the road, much hype so close, no losses to harvest EOY, tariffs hit mid January, Trump writes love letter to powell, rate cut the quarter before elections. Trump wins, we go into recession (either way), fed has no more ammo, we don't stop til 2600. It was an economic miracle while it lasted. Switch to corporate blue in 2024, capital flight, more buttrape..
2878We love you papi.
2879Does anyone ever go through phases in the same day where they love their life but then hate it? Like they have a girlfriend they love sometimes or they think about how much money they could’ve had or some shit like that?
2880Does anyone ever go through phases in the same day where they love their life but then hate it? Like they have a girlfriend they love sometimes or they think about how much money they could’ve had or some shit like that?
2881For the love of god please stop shorting Apple. It’s guhing the entire sub. You know that shit wants to run to 300
2882You are solid, they own Fox so they control the republicans, the Dems don't have shit to put up against Trump, crooked senile joe? That angry short gay dude? Comcast, and AT&T will not let them put up anyone else, they love Trump too. But $DIS is an investment, maybe bet on earnings, but maintain solvency longer that the fuckers can force irrationality. Also short Comcast, we are all cutting the cord, and Rachel maddow is a Dyke whore.
2883I love Costco I have 227 shares in my 401k and with drip I get YUMMY DIVIDENTS
2884Gotta love it, fuckin A.  It gets negative 50 where I live in late December/January.  Coldest place in America.
2885Love me some wawa
2886Nasdaqs website is so beautiful. I love their layout and colors. Anyone know if their app is equally as pretty and tight
2887WOMIS READY FOR DEC 11 FED MEETING TO TANK THIS BITCH !!!  I love when wsr gets over confident.  And dec 15 tarrifs might creep in
2888Damn.  I'm no art collector but I really love that photo.  If I was a millionaire I'd definitely pay that
2889Guys help I think I’m in love with Mary Dillon. She runs Ulta so well and makes me so much money.
2890Big mistake, first she lets big dick go, now she is selling amzn too soon. She could just sell covered calls to us all day long. I would love ? to get calls from Makenzie. I heard she is single!!!
2891I love CFA
2892Rest in peace Juice WRLD.
2893
2894
2895going to be playing Death Race for Love tonight as i let the depression sink in.
2896Mods: I thought we were flairing this guy as ‘PEDO GUY’ 
2897
2898Also, love me some brk.b :)
2899Just had Filet mignon steak
2900Japanese Kobe ? 
2901
2902
2903Thank you wallstreet bets I run “ Ruthless capital “ and sell  theta gang contracts to wsb man ya are amazing customers and I love collecting that yummy weekly premium 
2904
2905
2906
2907? CHEERS !!!
2908
2909
2910To Ruthless Capital & wsb.Inc
2911https://imgur.com/a/Kphj6BL
2912My Current outlook on Russell, 1 day candles, and a candle below 1613 would invalidate.  Next stop looks like 1664.88 so Ill target 1660.  Next chart is to anticipate moves from 1636 to 1660, would love to be able to have a TP, short\wait to reentry point.
2913When you fall in love with an 8 she gets upgraded to a 10 in your eyes anyway. Basically if you're still assigning a number to her you aren't ready to settle down.
2914Love their cheap granola bars
2915####CARE count: 7####
2916Work hard and be honest to those you love and care about. Also not everyone is destined for great things or achievements, accept your limitations and work within them.
2917Been on a losing streak this week, and I don't care any more. Finally a true WSB autist?
2918Ok spread your ASSHOE and let me take care of the rest 
2919
2920
2921Alexa put on “REMEDY” By seether 
2922
2923Full volume.
2924Pro investors don't waste time and compute in differentiating all the shit non pros like you care about.
2925To the losers posting 'best stock market eva' screeds. You guys know we play volatility and on the short term, right? that shit goes down as well as up, and that you just cant buy a call and expect it to win automatically. I dont care if your AMD shares doubled in 3 years, i care that its price goes up by Friday and my entry on Monday was good.
2926
2927tldr; aint no one got time for shares, go to personal finance to talk that shit
2928To the losers posting 'best stock market eva' screeds. You guys know we play volatility and on the short term, right? that shit goes down as well as up, and that you just cant buy a call and expect it to win automatically. I dont care if your AMD shares doubled in 3 years, i care that its price goes up by Friday and my entry on Monday was good.
2929
2930tldr; aint no one got time for shares, go to personal finance to talk that shit
2931Or save time and hook up with 8s and 9s every 4-6 months.  This is what I do and I don't care if y'all don't believe me.  Only dating pretty bitches has a lot of upside.  I got my life back, I'm not constantly texting and then talking to girls till 2 in the morning anymore. MAKE THE SWITCH.
2932####AMZN count: 12####
2933ordered steak, cucumbers, coconut oil, condoms, and tampons through prime now and one of their slaves dropped it off at my door 1 hour later no questions asked. what a time to be alive. long AMZN
2934What if $AMZN announces a buyback?
2935AMZN should be 2016
2936
2937TSLA should be 420
2938
2939UBER should be 69
2940
2941Change my mind
2942Can we talk about AMZN hitting 1800
2943AMZN just smashed BF and CM. They are investing in their own delivery network. AWS just introduced a ton of innovations and partnerships. Amazon Ad, Prime Membership and Amazon Business growing at a very good pace. But then also the stock goes down or remains flat. What the hell going on?? Suddenly all investors lost their mind??
2944$AMZN looks a good pick going into 2020. AWS making up most of their profit, and they'll be looking to turn their retail side into a money maker now they've established decent monopoly power.
2945Any chance amzn will be 2000 next week? What has happened to big dick bezos? Ever since divorce, he has not been chad like before!!
2946mackenzie is dumping 50b worth of amzn stock on the market. itll take months for her to sell it all so amzn is gunna be trading flat for the next year :)
2947mackenzie is dumping 50b worth of amzn stock on the market. itll take months for her to sell it all so amzn is gunna be trading flat for the next year :)
2948Big mistake, first she lets big dick go, now she is selling amzn too soon. She could just sell covered calls to us all day long. I would love ? to get calls from Makenzie. I heard she is single!!!
2949The only thing I can tell you for sure is that there won't be a consensus on AMZN
2950anyone know when AMZN broke news of expanding in NY, did it help or hurt the stock? Cuz they just did it again
2951####ANY count: 53####
2952Mentioned this in here before, but I'm building a stock account with my options winnings to actually try and make some money long-term. Thinking of having half high-yield (safer) dividend stocks and the other half high growing stocks. Anyone know any tickers they'd definitely include?
2953CRSPR as well as any gene editing company that uses CRSPR.  I’m in AMRN the expanded label on their drug will make it bigger than Lipitor.
2954PF doesn't think the stock market exists, they think you should always be dumping any extra cash into your debt, savings, 401k, or IRA.
2955
2956Which to be fair is a better strategy than most of the idiots in our society will ever come up with
2957This is a discrimination lawsuit waiting to happen. Any gays here volunteer as tribute?
2958Eat my dongus you fuckin nerd.
2959
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2961you got any valuable goods at your address?
2962
2963asking for a friend
2964Not even sure they can get 6 years of density. There is so much quantum fuckery going on at 5nm that anything smaller is going to be pretty unreliable or have to rely on so many layers of ECC that it won't be any faster/more efficient.
2965Have any of y’all fucked with ambien
2966Been on a losing streak this week, and I don't care any more. Finally a true WSB autist?
2967Look dude, any moment the forensics detective is going to come through that door with DNA confirmation that's going to be used conclusively in court, so you might as well just tell the truth, because I can't approve any requests for you after that.
2968Look dude, any moment the forensics detective is going to come through that door with DNA confirmation that's going to be used conclusively in court, so you might as well just tell the truth, because I can't approve any requests for you after that.
2969I need a play that will give me guaranteed 600% return so I can be even Monday, any ideas?
2970Market is predicting %98.5 chance of no change and %1.5 chance of a raise. 
2971
2972Not sure there will be any hawkish language used considering they're basically doing QE right now. Market seems to get spooked at those meetings at least briefly though.
2973Any particular reason why?  Oil industry which Canada does is recovering a tad.
2974Yeah, it’ll never fill at this point. I got $40 invested for 7 months on any good clinical study news and 2 earnings reports coming out between now and then.
2975
2976It’s way less stressful than trying to buy/sell contracts on stuff like ROKU or SHOP. My life is literally on pause during trading hours trying to get in and out of high IV trades.
2977https://www.biopharmcatalyst.com
2978
2979I use this website (it’s a bit clunky using on mobile but I got used to it) and cross check contract prices. 
2980
2981Like I said, I dig through a lot of “shit” but if I can find some value I’ll invest $40-$50 on some far out contracts that haven’t factored in any volatility from clinical data.
2982hows that any different than any other monday for you
2983hows that any different than any other monday for you
2984any of the holes will suffice
2985Any Gyna news yet?
2986The markets went up today,  but I am seeing a lot of key bearish indications that a reversal on a longer term time frame is fast approaching.  Here are my notes from after today's close  
2987
2988
2989\---/ES, /NQ, & /RTY all closed the week printing a dragonfly doji (bearish reversal) candle. They are all overbought on the 1hr currently on RSI readings, however any new highs will result in bearish divergences on the monthly, weekly, & daily charts on /ES & /NQ.../RTY already has short term bearish divergence on the hourly. One thing to note is that /NQ is lagging and parked right below resistance from last week. Why is that? Well..
2990
2991. ---Apple, although it has had an amazing few months, is showing signs of a longer term reversal. It is overbought on the monthly and weekly(extremely overbought) and has bearish divergence. The daily today broke to a new high and isn't overbought so it already has bearish divergence. It has left 2 gaps behind to fill on the daily and has printed a hanging man (reversal candle) on the weekly.
2992
2993 \---What about good ol' Microsoft. Same thing. Monthly & weekly charts are overbought with bearish divergences and a weekly hanging man candle. The kicker on here is that it is in a weekly rising wedge (bearish reversal) pattern and printed a weekly reversal candle. Another puzzle piece to add to the table.
2994
2995 \---Let's look at Amazon. Closing at the bottom of its trading range that it's been in for 6 months now...nothing bullish about it 
2996
2997\---XLV(healthcare) it's been in a channel on the weekly since 2016. Currently in the upper area of the channel while overbought, with bearish divergence and printing a dragonfly doji reversal candle.  It is also overbought on the daily with bearish divergence. Bearish divergence on the 4hr, 1hr...you get the picture.  
2998 \---XLF(financials) printed a dragonfly doji reversal candle on the weekly closing at resistance. The daily chart has a gap to fill with bearish divergence. It has bounced off the lows without consolidating on the 4hr chart and is extended at this point.
2999
3000\---XLF, XLV, & XLF have 1 gap close now on the daily to fill.  XLK, XLY, XLC have 2 gaps to fill since Tuesdays bounce.  
3001This is more than just RSI running hot. It's RSI being overbought + bearish divergences + bearish weekly candles + bearish reversal patterns on weekly & daily charts + gaps below to fill with no reason to not fill them especially since Trump made it clear that he is willing to wait until after the election to make a deal. Remarks made today by Kudlow were "Trump is not ready to sign any trade deal with China"...shorts got caught with the jobs numbers that was all and I suspect that to be short lived.
3002The markets went up today,  but I am seeing a lot of key bearish indications that a reversal on a longer term time frame is fast approaching.  Here are my notes from after today's close  
3003
3004
3005\---/ES, /NQ, & /RTY all closed the week printing a dragonfly doji (bearish reversal) candle. They are all overbought on the 1hr currently on RSI readings, however any new highs will result in bearish divergences on the monthly, weekly, & daily charts on /ES & /NQ.../RTY already has short term bearish divergence on the hourly. One thing to note is that /NQ is lagging and parked right below resistance from last week. Why is that? Well..
3006
3007. ---Apple, although it has had an amazing few months, is showing signs of a longer term reversal. It is overbought on the monthly and weekly(extremely overbought) and has bearish divergence. The daily today broke to a new high and isn't overbought so it already has bearish divergence. It has left 2 gaps behind to fill on the daily and has printed a hanging man (reversal candle) on the weekly.
3008
3009 \---What about good ol' Microsoft. Same thing. Monthly & weekly charts are overbought with bearish divergences and a weekly hanging man candle. The kicker on here is that it is in a weekly rising wedge (bearish reversal) pattern and printed a weekly reversal candle. Another puzzle piece to add to the table.
3010
3011 \---Let's look at Amazon. Closing at the bottom of its trading range that it's been in for 6 months now...nothing bullish about it 
3012
3013\---XLV(healthcare) it's been in a channel on the weekly since 2016. Currently in the upper area of the channel while overbought, with bearish divergence and printing a dragonfly doji reversal candle.  It is also overbought on the daily with bearish divergence. Bearish divergence on the 4hr, 1hr...you get the picture.  
3014 \---XLF(financials) printed a dragonfly doji reversal candle on the weekly closing at resistance. The daily chart has a gap to fill with bearish divergence. It has bounced off the lows without consolidating on the 4hr chart and is extended at this point.
3015
3016\---XLF, XLV, & XLF have 1 gap close now on the daily to fill.  XLK, XLY, XLC have 2 gaps to fill since Tuesdays bounce.  
3017This is more than just RSI running hot. It's RSI being overbought + bearish divergences + bearish weekly candles + bearish reversal patterns on weekly & daily charts + gaps below to fill with no reason to not fill them especially since Trump made it clear that he is willing to wait until after the election to make a deal. Remarks made today by Kudlow were "Trump is not ready to sign any trade deal with China"...shorts got caught with the jobs numbers that was all and I suspect that to be short lived.
3018Do you think any of the big winners here (+20x gains or +$200,000 profit) walked away or at least cashed out half?
3019
3020I've seen a lot of crazy gains posts over the years but most of the people lose everything later or delete their accounts in shame.
3021
3022Can't remember anyone who made big gains and cashed out even like 25%.
3023
3024Is this game even winnable?
30251. Liquid
30262. Good average returns
30273. Can’t go bust in any reasonable scenario
30284. Simplest way to trade against macro events and the general direction of the economy, generally immune to problems caused by any single company
30295. It only goes up forever until the end of time
30301. Liquid
30312. Good average returns
30323. Can’t go bust in any reasonable scenario
30334. Simplest way to trade against macro events and the general direction of the economy, generally immune to problems caused by any single company
30345. It only goes up forever until the end of time
3035Any suggestions for good "under the radar" movies that came out this year?
3036
3037I'm open to any genre, foreign, etc.
3038Any suggestions for good "under the radar" movies that came out this year?
3039
3040I'm open to any genre, foreign, etc.
3041I have a large VOO (SPY) position I’m trying to generate income from, and I’ve begun opening weekly call credit spreads. Seems like a loicense to bake tendies. Spreads don’t cap my VOO upside unlike covered calls. Am I missing any hidden risks or is it impossible for this strategy to go tits up?
3042Which biotechs are coming out as the winners at this weekend’s American Society of Hematology event?  Each year there are a few biotech stocks that rocket up out of this event.  Any good picks to look premarket Monday?
3043Any Canadians here? I'm finally become more responsible and trading mostly spreads but these frickin fees are ridiculous. Aren't there any platforms with little/ no fees available to Canadians??
3044Any Canadians here? I'm finally become more responsible and trading mostly spreads but these frickin fees are ridiculous. Aren't there any platforms with little/ no fees available to Canadians??
3045Avid Bioservices and Veru are the two bio firms having earnings next week, any DD for a fellow autist?
3046
3047Fr tho, I swear if another one of these stocks skyrocket and someone posts “I told you so” and you didn’t respond to this comment with DD, I’ll slap the shit outta you
3048Anyone got any good midget videos? Asking for a friend
3049Wall street hates him, he makes hedge fund managers his bitch using this one simple trick. Here is the truth wall street doesn't want you to know. Stocks only go up ⬆️, buy weekly Fd calls on literally any stonk for free monies.
3050Have any of you seriously pondered the Nietzschean/Hindu idea of eternal return?
3051
3052It’s a nihilism cure
3053JB Hunt/JBHT any good?  They do last mile delivery of consumers’ mostly appliances and install them.  They are given business by Costco.  I bought dish washer from Costco.  Do they have many partenership with other big time like Home Depot, Wall Mart, TGT?
3054Any recommendations for March option plays?
3055I don't think people are buying any less pelotons cuz of it, so no
3056Before she turned 19 and got so old no one wanted to spend money on her any more
3057Any chance amzn will be 2000 next week? What has happened to big dick bezos? Ever since divorce, he has not been chad like before!!
3058interesting price action on MJ idk if anyone else is thinking of making a play
3059
3060apparent 3rd wave sale finished off with a 2ish week length double bottom here around 16.75, RSI beginning to show rebounding lows on the weekly chart, plus it did well during the 2% drop so panicked traders might seek shelter in any volatility towards years end
3061
3062havent been long in the space in a while but my theta trades are all open for next week i was thinking of selling puts, change my mind
3063How Long nice ??
3064
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3066Any military nerds know what weapons US manufacturers sell to Korea?
3067Any idea why it went up?
3068
3069Damn pharmaceuticals got my nerves all wacky
3070I’m offering up my autistic first-born for any DD, I can’t afford him anyway.
3071 Can lovesac even get any lower?
3072Any suggestions to do with my HD and MCD positions? Seems like both have been absent with the rally
3073Any DD on GameStop with their earnings coming up on Tuesday? Besides them being a shitty ass store they’ve had a decent last few months
3074"Please don’t ban me for asking, but what are the big brained long term non-option positions you’ve taken with your serious money. Any funds you swear by?"
3075Do any of you own businesses? If so, how do we make money inversing you?
3076You got any grapes?
3077Any ideas on how to play Costco,Broadcom and Adobe earnings
3078Movies are priced in. Dis had no frozen gains and won't have any star wars gains either.
3079####VIGI count: 1####
3080Dead simple one I set up for family for this purpose:
3081
308250% VIG - Vanguard Div Growth
3083
308425% VIGI - Vanguard Int'l Div Growth
3085
308615% VNQ - Vanguard RE
3087
308810% VNQI - Vanguard Int'l RE
3089
3090&#x200B;
3091
3092Good Sharpe Ratio and highly diversified with good income. Largest US holding is MSFT and the 2nd and 3rd largest int'l holdings are Samsung and Tencent. Add on to it with actual shares of safe growth companies when they make sense if you want.
3093####VNQI count: 1####
3094Dead simple one I set up for family for this purpose:
3095
309650% VIG - Vanguard Div Growth
3097
309825% VIGI - Vanguard Int'l Div Growth
3099
310015% VNQ - Vanguard RE
3101
310210% VNQI - Vanguard Int'l RE
3103
3104&#x200B;
3105
3106Good Sharpe Ratio and highly diversified with good income. Largest US holding is MSFT and the 2nd and 3rd largest int'l holdings are Samsung and Tencent. Add on to it with actual shares of safe growth companies when they make sense if you want.
3107####BEAT count: 7####
3108You beat me to it, thanks
3109you think they'll beat earnings
3110no, what is the point of being alive if you cant beat the fuck out of your dick
3111I mean, Magic Johnson beat AIDS... 
3112
3113If she gonna let you raw dog it it means she lets everyone else and she got something for sure or she trying to get that baby batter in her so she can lock you in.
3114? ok you can take the day off and get better 
3115
3116Your my top worker and u slowing down  might make us not beat expectations in revenue this quarter ok 
3117
3118Get the pee pee back to health !!!
3119
3120
3121FIST IN CHEST NO FEAR !!!
3122
3123
3124??????????
3125
3126U will get better.  It’s your destiny
3127No one can beat our rice prices because it's almost entirely subsidized. Farming is just a scam from top to bottom.
3128I think it's a beat and good guidance, but I think a lot is priced in. Itm calls could give some gains? ATM credit spread probably safer bet.
3129####GENE count: 1####
3130CRSPR as well as any gene editing company that uses CRSPR.  I’m in AMRN the expanded label on their drug will make it bigger than Lipitor.
3131####COST count: 8####
3132I recommend looking at SCHD for a safer, low cost dividend play.
3133Cost$ calls
3134COST premiums are reasonable. May jump in some calls Monday. I’m a Costco executive member so I have some skin in the game.
3135I just had a good experience at the Costco optometrist.
3136
3137All in COST calls.
3138not a problem, relationships cost money and that money could be used on better things....like stonks.  Priorities are in order ???????????
3139I haven’t been able to have a drink in almost two weeks because of this fucking pneumonia. I’m getting wasted tonight. Tequila and lime on the rocks all night thinking about COST calls, SPY puts, and a pretty woman that isn’t my current lady,
3140Loaded af on cost 295c 300c 1/17
3141Eye exam at COST optical then home for cleaning, wine, and video games.
3142####VFF count: 1####
3143VFF and CPE for sure for growth stocks. Both poised to have a 100%+ year
3144####FAT count: 12####
3145It's been going on since 1980's so fat chance.
3146Yes I hate that fucker man fool of shit fat fuck from North Korea
3147? actually store fat in their humps. Not water ?
3148fat contains water tho
3149Burning fat also releases water.
3150thats where the poor and the fat shop
3151Pretty much everyone has some intolerance to gluten. Evolution didn't build us to eat this shit. Your diet is unnatural is it gets and requires a lot of processing which can cause all sorts of side effects.
3152
3153For women it's worse because if you do have a stronger intolerance then you get belly puffiness and gas. Girls don't want to look fat and fart all day.
3154So we’re doing secret santa at work and I got the fat angry bitch. Fuck what do I get her that will cause the least amount of problems?
3155I was thinking about a food gift but I don’t want it to say I think you’re fat
3156Just got l2fmws mom titty pics sent to me. Was a fat black chick showing her tittys behind a drive threw window. He probably was conceived there. u/Sinadins moms tittys were nicer
3157Bunch of fat asses,  and their cuck husbands r pissed that there are actual hot women out there, who actually try to look attractive.  They don't understand that holy pajama bottoms, a 10 yr old hoodie , no makeup, throwing ur hair back in a ponytail,  is not proper attire for going out for the day. Fuckin cows.
3158Dude what if I marry a 8 and then it gets downgraded and gets fat and I end up with a 5
3159####WRLD count: 1####
3160Juice WRLD ? great rapper.
3161####MARK count: 3####
3162Aramco is trash
3163
3164edit: mark my words..
3165There needs to be an app that blocks/hides most punchable faces.. Mark Cuban obvious one.. but scrolling YouTube had the misfortune of coming across Ricky Gutierrez' gay ass "DAY TRADING EIA REPORT UGAZ!!" videos because i was looking for decent NG trading videos. Just seeing that face makes my blood boil.. and douchebag continuously misleads retards thinking all you have to do is go long before the EIA report and get rich easy as that, fuck him. Ross Cameron can go fuck himself too.. all shysters.
3166The mods mark you as contaminated so it saves you from the butt-stuff.
3167####AMD count: 14####
3168Long 80 amd 37p 12/20 @ .35 avg. Either gifting ramen or diamonds.
3169wow great news for amd too!
3170YOLO on AMD calls?
3171Autist realizing he's an autist . Good move. AMD , TSLA all good. Ulta too I think.
3172It's not that my hands are that weak. I can withstand a drop, but when the narrative changes is when I get weak. Trump comment basically made me think the trade stuff was starting again, which made me think a rotation out of high growth tech would happen again. Plus AMD came out with some weird share dillution news that same day that I had no idea how the market would take it. Plus I'm kinda concerned about December as a whole and how people repositioning for tax purposes will irregularly affect price ranges I'm used to seeing.
3173Friendly reminder that AMD is up 1,390% in the last 5 years.
3174If DIS and AMD could go up on monday, that would be nice
3175Can someone explain AMD to me? Market up bigly, MSFT, INTL, IBM, AAPL all up, only good news to report for AMD, every analyst is bullish on AMD, and yet AMD ends the day flat having dropped 50 cents from the morning high.
3176Can someone explain AMD to me? Market up bigly, MSFT, INTL, IBM, AAPL all up, only good news to report for AMD, every analyst is bullish on AMD, and yet AMD ends the day flat having dropped 50 cents from the morning high.
3177It’s not the first time AMD is in a consolidation range. Just sell puts and calls and collect theta. I think it’s overbought after that rally from the lower 27s to 40
3178Stock markets are littered with bodies of twenty-somethings who took a couple of finance classes amd thought they knew how to properly value stocks. Been happening forever.
3179AMD is the goose that lays golden eggs rite?
3180To the losers posting 'best stock market eva' screeds. You guys know we play volatility and on the short term, right? that shit goes down as well as up, and that you just cant buy a call and expect it to win automatically. I dont care if your AMD shares doubled in 3 years, i care that its price goes up by Friday and my entry on Monday was good.
3181
3182tldr; aint no one got time for shares, go to personal finance to talk that shit
3183If amd has a  -5% day this week I’ll tattoo su bae on my ass
3184####MU count: 4####
3185$10k red at the casino.. if you lose put $20k on red and if you lose again $40k on red.. if you lose again 10k on MU $90C
3186Mu 90c
3187Is the wall street guy logo for this website free to use on mu site?
3188fuck off, spend your tuition money on MU calls coward.
3189####LULU count: 9####
3190Lulu usually goes up 7% to 12%
3191sell 230/215 LULU put spread? 20 contracts is 12k.
3192This is gonna wreck havoc with my LULU calls, hope powell has a dodgy curry tuesday night  and does his hinting on the thursday morning
3193LULU is probably the most overbought stocks, but theres more highs to come.
3194You sir have identified a new age soy milk frape drinking, bynd burger munching, peloton riding on her tight lulu pants classic becky!!
3195Lulu and soy drinks are vastly older than 5 years. Son, you outta the loop. If you can't relate to hotties, you can't get hotties.
3196lulu FD's "only" 68% IV.  Id think they'd be like 200 by now.
3197Lulu calls
3198Lulu this week.  What's the play?  That Becky shit had a crazy run up ?  If it misses it's easily a $30 drop
3199####TSLA count: 7####
3200TSLA  335 calls 2 weeks out.
3201$TSLA puts it is
3202Anyone else watching Professional CTE aka the UFC right now? Great card so far tonight and the dirty bird just came away with a great W.
3203
3204Oh... and TSLA to $420
3205On the day TSLA was releasing the cybertruck people there were saying the stock price would go to $1,000. I think 99% of stock twits are people paid to pump stocks or bash them. 
3206
3207With that said SPY $369 EOW
3208Autist realizing he's an autist . Good move. AMD , TSLA all good. Ulta too I think.
3209Yo short $TSLA on JRE Matt Farah is talking about how he possibly thinks the truck isn't even real / possible to produce, it might not even be able to pass design regulations. 
3210
3211He's almost calling them out for fraud
3212TSLA strangle. Always a safe bet for far out plays.
3213####DOMO count: 1####
3214All in on DOMO calls if it dips under 23.
3215####TREE count: 2####
3216Those toilets f_+#-# suck.  Tree huggers ruin everything.
3217Apple cider vinegar
3218Tea tree oil
3219Moonshine if available
3220####VIA count: 2####
3221Already do that via group FF with friends
3222
3223Meanwhile saturdays are boring since college football is winding up and the cocks / knights ain’t doing shit this Saturday and fucking South Carolina ain’t going bowling
3224Why vega gang is the best: oil baron rockefeller in 1913 colluded with the banks (that facilitated jp morgan selling the US steel and railroad industries to the british and french) to create the FED and income tax the year jp morgan died and an american verified the photovoltaic power cell technology predicted by the german einstien. 1914 USA bans drugs and prostitution, WWI breaks out into violence with uk and fr vs germany, later Rockefeller makes a deal with saudis and USA bans protesting the war after sinking of lusitania, Rockefeller had his lawyers fight and lose on purpose the income tax supreme court case, gets biofuels banned via prohibition, makes roads out of cancer causing benzene filled oil tar (why his kids are equestrians), etc. Now rockefellers standard oil ARAMCO is the most valuable asset in the world, and is owned by Sunni muslim kings that pay no taxes who claim to be the descendants of the prophet muhammed's (pbuh) favorite child bride, aisha. Because they're all war mongering genital mutilating pedophiles who would rather give epstien an island than have to mine asteroids for gold because of a gold standard. Oh and the FED just targets a 2% interest rate so american citizens lose half their wealth in the same 35 years you need to be president and just cut rates at market all time highs. I am creating durable roads made from plant products with the profits from my solar power / engery storage / ghost gunner business
3225####MEET count: 7####
3226Get escorts 2. Look for cock on Grindr meet in back of Costco
3227“A regular for grinder meet ups” got it
3228Tiktok influencers are selling meet and greet tickets. I’m calling cycle top.
3229I meet them online usually.. You'll never go back to anything else once you know
3230how is it that every woman I meet under 30 has a gluten allergy?
3231You in Philly? Let's meet and talk about how retard WSB is over Philly cheese steak
3232I hope tiktok meet and greets end to like that Tumblr convention that was total shit. Patterning your life after dudes milking app bullshit only leads to bad places.
3233####ALT count: 2####
3234Make sure u tell them L2FMW have u the idea.   Have my other alt up on a wall in a framed picture frame and write 
3235
3236“ our founder “ in the bottom
3237Nice new winker alt ??????
3238####SBUX count: 4####
3239Who bought PTON this morning and needs my address?  I am accepting gifts of all kinds.  BECKY's, Vicky's, Jessica's and some SBUX I guess.
3240Hope to ride the SBUX tendies train into next week! Peppermint mochas for all
3241Either SBUX or WMT dropping next week?
3242SBUX is done going down imo
3243####GAIN count: 7####
3244I managed to sell my $34.5 12/13 calls for a 3% gain in the afternoon after they rose 100%. For sure thought that was gonna be an overall loss even with doubling down. 
3245
324612/27 and 1/3 calls are in a prime state for the next few weeks ?
3247I mean... I had a good gain this week but I didn't think it was good enough to post.  I'm not into small shite.
3248same, turned $800 to $1.6k overnight but that's only 100%. I wanna see the 2,000% gain posts.
3249Gave up buying options today. Earlier in the week I got 4k worth 95 strike TWLO calls and about 400AMD shares, but next day trump comes out with that trade comment that he can wait till after election, scared me out of my positions for a loss, next day TWLO goes to 99. Rotated into EA puts the next day and it stayed green while rest of market tanked, sold for loss. Today was okay I bought 312 1 week calls on SPY yesterday over 100% gain but I only spent 600 unfortunately. Sold my 5k worth of SPY 312 strike 4 weeks expry yesterday, unwilling to bet so much on jobs report, and moved some of that to DIS, but DIS barely moved today. Sold those calls for minor loss. Played a little on CRM earnings and lost, shoulda know it'd barely move. But biggest loss was that EA put with the DIS calls second highest loss. Down 1500 this week. All my SPY plays were gains.
3250
3251Decided to not buy calls anymore. Be smarter about my trading. I'll just buy shares on margin and buy them by selling puts. There's really no reason for me to buy options because my margin account sma is so high from past margin use in 2018. With 12k account I can get about 50k margin. A 5% move in stocks I own would represent 20% account swing and its less dangerous than buying options. Plus can get premiums for selling options. If I diversify stock holdings then margin call shouldn't be an issue unless the market itself crashes. Today I started this plan and already got over $500 in premium for sold puts (TWLO 98, TTD 247.5, NET 17.5). I got assigned TTD (by $0.15) but that's okay. Plan to sell call on it Monday, and calls sell for a lot, near money is like $600. Stocks I bought were small posotions just to diversify. 10 ULTA, 10 TSLA, 100 AMD. Was thinking of some PTON but would rather buy with puts.
3252Damn if u had just sold calls on something surefire like 55.5c on KO exp dec13 or whatever, you could have used that 4k to gain you an additional 1k by the end of week with a 85% chance of profit. owelllllll keep memeing
3253anyone have $SAGE put gain porn? went from $160 to $60 2 days ago
3254The risk/reward is lopsided because puts are so expensive. Risking $2000 to gain $1000. Unlike the bear credit spreads on SPY I sold on Friday which risked $22 to make $70.
3255####ROSE count: 1####
3256I managed to sell my $34.5 12/13 calls for a 3% gain in the afternoon after they rose 100%. For sure thought that was gonna be an overall loss even with doubling down. 
3257
325812/27 and 1/3 calls are in a prime state for the next few weeks ?
3259####IBKR count: 2####
3260Could u check real quick number of shares available to short for pton on ibkr for me ?
3261Interesting..used tastyworks before but their interface was sort of a nightmare... I use ibkr now.
3262
3263I mainly trade on fundamentals, so im trading Russell based on the fact that it's not at it's ath, and was stuck in a range for awhile (2 weeks ago? I guess ta would call that a bull flag). Its got a bit of catch up to do
3264
3265The other thing I'm starting to look at is dark pool option flow, seems pretty interesting
3266####COKE count: 4####
3267Hollywood told me that a line of coke should do the trick
3268Yeah cause the old traders are still poor as fuck while the successful bold traders are all doing coke off a model's back on a yacht
3269Well, that's where our coke comes from.
3270Long coke like warren buffet *sniff*
3271####ROKU count: 7####
3272just learned my new roku tv supports the pornhub app. gonna be a productive night folks
3273ROKU moon
3274TIL new TVs fitted with ROKU have weak fucking security.  Enjoy it while Bobby jerks it to you while you jerk it, an endless loop of pleasure.
3275made a bit of money off roku this morning, but i was wrong about my BBY puts. Got my ass spread like a fresh PB&J this weekend ?
3276
3277heres to losing money & making all the wrong moves ?
3278Yeah, it’ll never fill at this point. I got $40 invested for 7 months on any good clinical study news and 2 earnings reports coming out between now and then.
3279
3280It’s way less stressful than trying to buy/sell contracts on stuff like ROKU or SHOP. My life is literally on pause during trading hours trying to get in and out of high IV trades.
3281Amazon yes 
3282
3283Tesla yes 
3284
3285Uber ... I won’t be surprised if it moons in the long run so decent choice go long 
3286
3287
3288Now if u would of said ROKU peton, slack , Snapchat or BYND then I Would of said your fucken crazy
3289I ? Roku thanks for the recommendation /u/stormwillpass
3290
3291https://i.imgur.com/ZNyveFU.jpg
3292####TEAM count: 2####
3293Take one for the team and give us some DD
3294I manage a few people on my team and can forget certain things when my work load is heavy
3295####LOOP count: 1####
3296TIL new TVs fitted with ROKU have weak fucking security.  Enjoy it while Bobby jerks it to you while you jerk it, an endless loop of pleasure.
3297####CLUB count: 2####
3298Listen, kid. Stds are inevitable. The majority of the world population has herpes alone. Just say fuck it and join the club ?
3299I'm at a night club for mid 30s, it's kinda cool, a friend of mine is at a 20+ university party though - should I change the location or stay and continue getting wasted?
3300####BOOM count: 3####
3301I’ve mastered the art of ALB at work. Always Looking Busy. It’s awesome I just pretend to do shit when in reality I’m looking at the market and this sub. Add in a couple extended washroom breaks and boom the day goes by
3302Manufacturing pushed down logistics and bad November weather hurt retail. They had a big employment boom this year so this might be a natural downturn.
3303Boom
3304####BOLD count: 3####
3305There are old traders; and there are bold traders; but there are no old bold traders.
3306There are old traders; and there are bold traders; but there are no old bold traders.
3307Yeah cause the old traders are still poor as fuck while the successful bold traders are all doing coke off a model's back on a yacht
3308####MIND count: 6####
3309Bruh I’ve been getting full body scans yearly now ever since I made it. Puts my mind at ease to know I got no cancer anywhere and low risk of sudden cardiac arrest
3310Trump on Twitter boasting about our economy and markets.
3311
3312Same markets mind you that can't take a 25 bps rate hike, because everyone is so leveraged right now.
3313
3314
3315If it wasn't for the fed easing I would call this the top.
3316I want the phrase "Elon Musk is a pedophile" to go viral
3317
3318I want the word "pedophile" to be the first word that comes to mind when you hear the name "Elon Musk"
3319
3320How else will he be punished for permanently destroying Unsworth's reputation? Nobody can prove they aren't a pedophile
3321
3322If I say you're a pedophile, there's no defense
3323
3324It's simply evil, what Elon did
3325I know. For example I generally don't average down, I'll just take my loss. I'm quick to take losses, but part of it has to do with this crazy market and trade war. I know most people like volatility but I can make a lot more with less volatility. I'm usually very good at speculating moves just by being extremely familiar with certain stocks. It's just when there is a constant fear of a tweet by orange man it's always on my mind because I've seen him crash the market for months at a time. 
3326
3327And I wasn't in a hurry to recover losses, I just saw an opportunity that I've seen many times, EA put, during a scared market, so it was kinda surprising it kept going up to 102 while most of the market was falling. EA has been notorious for rejecting 100+ and crashing mid 90s for a long time. I think the Jedi game really has people holding on for sales numbers or something. But I admit that it was a weird position to hold because I'm actually quite bullish on EA but I know wallstreet hates them.
3328AMZN should be 2016
3329
3330TSLA should be 420
3331
3332UBER should be 69
3333
3334Change my mind
3335interesting price action on MJ idk if anyone else is thinking of making a play
3336
3337apparent 3rd wave sale finished off with a 2ish week length double bottom here around 16.75, RSI beginning to show rebounding lows on the weekly chart, plus it did well during the 2% drop so panicked traders might seek shelter in any volatility towards years end
3338
3339havent been long in the space in a while but my theta trades are all open for next week i was thinking of selling puts, change my mind
3340####JOBS count: 12####
3341The people on stocktwits talking bout 320 on Monday is very possible because of jobs report...the fuck?
3342after jobs report and people chasing year end gains, I doubt a big sell off now. I predict a sell off in Jan or Feb
3343Calls it is. I’ll throw a ?. This market is only going higher after that jobs report on Friday.
3344Idk about u guys but here in canada recession is definitely here all the signs are there. -70k jobs in November
3345Dude loves to gloat. He'll be bragging about the jobs report all weekend while simultaneously roasting anyone that crosses him.
3346
3347"You see me grab the US jobs market by the pussy and make it cum again? You can't impeach 266,000 jobs! I'm better than the last 50 years of presidents combined! Nancy so old she can't even make a baby, let alone create jobs. Dems want you unemployed!"
3348
3349Surely we'll get 25+ tweets like that over the weekend.
3350Dude loves to gloat. He'll be bragging about the jobs report all weekend while simultaneously roasting anyone that crosses him.
3351
3352"You see me grab the US jobs market by the pussy and make it cum again? You can't impeach 266,000 jobs! I'm better than the last 50 years of presidents combined! Nancy so old she can't even make a baby, let alone create jobs. Dems want you unemployed!"
3353
3354Surely we'll get 25+ tweets like that over the weekend.
3355Gave up buying options today. Earlier in the week I got 4k worth 95 strike TWLO calls and about 400AMD shares, but next day trump comes out with that trade comment that he can wait till after election, scared me out of my positions for a loss, next day TWLO goes to 99. Rotated into EA puts the next day and it stayed green while rest of market tanked, sold for loss. Today was okay I bought 312 1 week calls on SPY yesterday over 100% gain but I only spent 600 unfortunately. Sold my 5k worth of SPY 312 strike 4 weeks expry yesterday, unwilling to bet so much on jobs report, and moved some of that to DIS, but DIS barely moved today. Sold those calls for minor loss. Played a little on CRM earnings and lost, shoulda know it'd barely move. But biggest loss was that EA put with the DIS calls second highest loss. Down 1500 this week. All my SPY plays were gains.
3356
3357Decided to not buy calls anymore. Be smarter about my trading. I'll just buy shares on margin and buy them by selling puts. There's really no reason for me to buy options because my margin account sma is so high from past margin use in 2018. With 12k account I can get about 50k margin. A 5% move in stocks I own would represent 20% account swing and its less dangerous than buying options. Plus can get premiums for selling options. If I diversify stock holdings then margin call shouldn't be an issue unless the market itself crashes. Today I started this plan and already got over $500 in premium for sold puts (TWLO 98, TTD 247.5, NET 17.5). I got assigned TTD (by $0.15) but that's okay. Plan to sell call on it Monday, and calls sell for a lot, near money is like $600. Stocks I bought were small posotions just to diversify. 10 ULTA, 10 TSLA, 100 AMD. Was thinking of some PTON but would rather buy with puts.
3358And to add, I didn’t think he would do this ... but now that the Gynese did it first, he won’t look as weak
3359
3360On the other hand, the mega jobs number yesterday that even blew Cramer away, he might double down on his toughness against them.. but that would hurt the market which he doesn’t wanna do
3361The markets went up today,  but I am seeing a lot of key bearish indications that a reversal on a longer term time frame is fast approaching.  Here are my notes from after today's close  
3362
3363
3364\---/ES, /NQ, & /RTY all closed the week printing a dragonfly doji (bearish reversal) candle. They are all overbought on the 1hr currently on RSI readings, however any new highs will result in bearish divergences on the monthly, weekly, & daily charts on /ES & /NQ.../RTY already has short term bearish divergence on the hourly. One thing to note is that /NQ is lagging and parked right below resistance from last week. Why is that? Well..
3365
3366. ---Apple, although it has had an amazing few months, is showing signs of a longer term reversal. It is overbought on the monthly and weekly(extremely overbought) and has bearish divergence. The daily today broke to a new high and isn't overbought so it already has bearish divergence. It has left 2 gaps behind to fill on the daily and has printed a hanging man (reversal candle) on the weekly.
3367
3368 \---What about good ol' Microsoft. Same thing. Monthly & weekly charts are overbought with bearish divergences and a weekly hanging man candle. The kicker on here is that it is in a weekly rising wedge (bearish reversal) pattern and printed a weekly reversal candle. Another puzzle piece to add to the table.
3369
3370 \---Let's look at Amazon. Closing at the bottom of its trading range that it's been in for 6 months now...nothing bullish about it 
3371
3372\---XLV(healthcare) it's been in a channel on the weekly since 2016. Currently in the upper area of the channel while overbought, with bearish divergence and printing a dragonfly doji reversal candle.  It is also overbought on the daily with bearish divergence. Bearish divergence on the 4hr, 1hr...you get the picture.  
3373 \---XLF(financials) printed a dragonfly doji reversal candle on the weekly closing at resistance. The daily chart has a gap to fill with bearish divergence. It has bounced off the lows without consolidating on the 4hr chart and is extended at this point.
3374
3375\---XLF, XLV, & XLF have 1 gap close now on the daily to fill.  XLK, XLY, XLC have 2 gaps to fill since Tuesdays bounce.  
3376This is more than just RSI running hot. It's RSI being overbought + bearish divergences + bearish weekly candles + bearish reversal patterns on weekly & daily charts + gaps below to fill with no reason to not fill them especially since Trump made it clear that he is willing to wait until after the election to make a deal. Remarks made today by Kudlow were "Trump is not ready to sign any trade deal with China"...shorts got caught with the jobs numbers that was all and I suspect that to be short lived.
3377Too late. The big growth period is probably over and the asking price would be absurd . Also jobs wouldn't buy, he'd sue with overly broad patents then clone their product and business model, but in white.
3378You see that jobs report? What’s your thoughts
3379A?️?️ly for jobs
3380####CFB count: 1####
3381I'm trolling cfb so bad. It's too easy. I'm sick
3382####ACT count: 3####
3383Since they passed that law that made insider trading illegal he does act like one.
3384kinda weird how you guys get on discord and act like pussies
3385Shit in the tub and then act like you have no idea how it got there
3386####ALOT count: 1####
3387Got 10 dollar buying power what should my move be? Know thats not alot but gotta start somewhere. Anything I should be interested in?
3388####GROW count: 5####
3389If u are not nice to your kids they grow up to be ?s-Introspection about my ? life
3390I know you want me winky,
3391
3392I think I want you too,
3393
3394"I think I love you midget",
3395
3396I think I love you too,
3397
3398I'm here to save you ?,
3399
3400Come be in midgets world,
3401
3402I wanna grow together,
3403
3404Let's let our love unfurl,
3405
3406You know you want me winky,
3407
3408You know I want you too,
3409
3410They call me Super?,
3411
3412I'm here to rescue you,
3413
3414I wanna save you, ?
3415
3416Come be in midget's world,
3417
3418"Oh midge, you drive me crazy"
3419
3420Bitch you make me hurl?
3421It's so silly to grow our own crops at a subsidized price when we have a perfectly good homeless population to eat
3422China has very little arable land, and rice actually doesn't grow that well there in the first place.
3423So if we wait till jan 1 then it can grow another 100%?
3424####MINI count: 1####
3425Or a mini sub up the ass. Whichever they prefer.
3426####JAN count: 7####
3427after jobs report and people chasing year end gains, I doubt a big sell off now. I predict a sell off in Jan or Feb
3428I mean, the only reason it says it's worth $2.43 is because the spread is huge. People only will pay .05 for it but someone is asking 4.80 for it. But agree for .20 a share not too bad. Might pick up some of those June 2020 $1 calls. Or Jan 2021 $2.5 calls
3429Wow actually check the Jan 1/15/21 2.5 calls. 15k OI and 1500 volume yesterday. At 40 per based on how wide the 2 6/21 calls this break even is only 13% higher for half the theta! Thanks for point this gem out, no idea what this company does but at sub 100mc and something to do with cancer this seems like a no brainier.
3430So if we wait till jan 1 then it can grow another 100%?
3431Monday moves 
3432
3433KODK Jan 17 $2.5 calls and April $2.5 calls
3434
3435DUK Dec 20 $90 calls and 6/19/20 $90 calls
3436
3437BMY 3/20/20 $65 calls
3438
3439SPY 12/27 $318 calls and $320 calls
3440
3441SPY 12/18 $312 puts 
3442
3443Possible but unsure ADPT Jan $30 calls
3444Monday moves 
3445
3446KODK Jan 17 $2.5 calls and April $2.5 calls
3447
3448DUK Dec 20 $90 calls and 6/19/20 $90 calls
3449
3450BMY 3/20/20 $65 calls
3451
3452SPY 12/27 $318 calls and $320 calls
3453
3454SPY 12/18 $312 puts 
3455
3456Possible but unsure ADPT Jan $30 calls
3457I bought calls today for Jan 17
3458At a break even of 3.10
3459####PLUS count: 12####
3460Lol  no stock aside from pharma with 150% plus iv would give you that much premium
3461Gave up buying options today. Earlier in the week I got 4k worth 95 strike TWLO calls and about 400AMD shares, but next day trump comes out with that trade comment that he can wait till after election, scared me out of my positions for a loss, next day TWLO goes to 99. Rotated into EA puts the next day and it stayed green while rest of market tanked, sold for loss. Today was okay I bought 312 1 week calls on SPY yesterday over 100% gain but I only spent 600 unfortunately. Sold my 5k worth of SPY 312 strike 4 weeks expry yesterday, unwilling to bet so much on jobs report, and moved some of that to DIS, but DIS barely moved today. Sold those calls for minor loss. Played a little on CRM earnings and lost, shoulda know it'd barely move. But biggest loss was that EA put with the DIS calls second highest loss. Down 1500 this week. All my SPY plays were gains.
3462
3463Decided to not buy calls anymore. Be smarter about my trading. I'll just buy shares on margin and buy them by selling puts. There's really no reason for me to buy options because my margin account sma is so high from past margin use in 2018. With 12k account I can get about 50k margin. A 5% move in stocks I own would represent 20% account swing and its less dangerous than buying options. Plus can get premiums for selling options. If I diversify stock holdings then margin call shouldn't be an issue unless the market itself crashes. Today I started this plan and already got over $500 in premium for sold puts (TWLO 98, TTD 247.5, NET 17.5). I got assigned TTD (by $0.15) but that's okay. Plan to sell call on it Monday, and calls sell for a lot, near money is like $600. Stocks I bought were small posotions just to diversify. 10 ULTA, 10 TSLA, 100 AMD. Was thinking of some PTON but would rather buy with puts.
3464Well not swearing it off entirely, just for now, but to buy a call or put I'll have to be really certain of a move. Certain stocks are predictable when at certain prices, problem I get in when relying too much on buying options is not waiting for those price points (because who knows when they'll come).
3465
3466And yeah it was weak hands but when you have like 40% of your account in something and it looks like the trade war garbage is starting up again, it's best to just get out, especially if you can with a minor loss like I did. Plus I'm worried about December and how people readjusting for tax purposes will irregularly affect market.
3467It's not that my hands are that weak. I can withstand a drop, but when the narrative changes is when I get weak. Trump comment basically made me think the trade stuff was starting again, which made me think a rotation out of high growth tech would happen again. Plus AMD came out with some weird share dillution news that same day that I had no idea how the market would take it. Plus I'm kinda concerned about December as a whole and how people repositioning for tax purposes will irregularly affect price ranges I'm used to seeing.
3468It's not that my hands are that weak. I can withstand a drop, but when the narrative changes is when I get weak. Trump comment basically made me think the trade stuff was starting again, which made me think a rotation out of high growth tech would happen again. Plus AMD came out with some weird share dillution news that same day that I had no idea how the market would take it. Plus I'm kinda concerned about December as a whole and how people repositioning for tax purposes will irregularly affect price ranges I'm used to seeing.
3469Costco where I live is also packed every weekend.  The husband, wife, kids plus gradma/grandpa of Indians are converging there.
3470Kurt would’ve been dead by now regardless of the shotty to the face. Plus I was five when Kurt blew his brains to kingdom come.
3471Bernie has taken the lead or tied on predictit in all 3 first states (Iowa, NH, Nevada) plus CA.    
3472
3473Edit: is there a proper format for the above statement because I also could have said “Bernie has taken the lead or tied in all 3 first states (Iowa, NH, Nevada) plus CA on predictit”
3474Bernie has taken the lead or tied on predictit in all 3 first states (Iowa, NH, Nevada) plus CA.    
3475
3476Edit: is there a proper format for the above statement because I also could have said “Bernie has taken the lead or tied in all 3 first states (Iowa, NH, Nevada) plus CA on predictit”
3477interesting price action on MJ idk if anyone else is thinking of making a play
3478
3479apparent 3rd wave sale finished off with a 2ish week length double bottom here around 16.75, RSI beginning to show rebounding lows on the weekly chart, plus it did well during the 2% drop so panicked traders might seek shelter in any volatility towards years end
3480
3481havent been long in the space in a while but my theta trades are all open for next week i was thinking of selling puts, change my mind
3482>(to the positive)
3483
3484That's what the plus sign means dummy
3485Disney plus blows.
3486####CAR count: 5####
3487Damn that could be huge. Tesla announces they are doing a monthly subscription plan for in car entertainment
3488I learn not to drink no explode until I arrived at the gym if not it might get messy in the car ?
3489Why is it surprising? It has an exoskeleton that can't be dented by a hammer. What the hell is it gonna do when it hits a car or a pedestrian? If Musk is trying to get into the zombie snow plow business the Cybertruck is fantastic.
3490Same people in minor car accidents every three months but it’s apparently never their fault
3491I got fucked twice trading the exact opposite direction.  I bought calls when we dipped to 312 Monday.. sold Tuesday morning bought puts got fucked even more through Wednesday.  If I had just held the calls..  then VXX fucked me more as I bought that with the puts.  Miraculously I still had a fucking stellar week.  If not for those egregious errors I could have bought a new car with the profits.
3492####WASH count: 4####
3493This wash sale rule has me all fucked up. I have 10k in losses and don't want to fuck up my tax break from that. The last thing I did was buy SPY calls on 11/26 sold them on 11/27. I still have 3 credit spreads open and one put that were placed before that and they expire on 1/17/20. If I buy and sell more contracts now I will fuck up by having a wash sale is that correct? Should I just wait till 1/1/20 to play again and that will be fine? HELP lords of knowledge and thank you in advance.
3494This wash sale rule has me all fucked up. I have 10k in losses and don't want to fuck up my tax break from that. The last thing I did was buy SPY calls on 11/26 sold them on 11/27. I still have 3 credit spreads open and one put that were placed before that and they expire on 1/17/20. If I buy and sell more contracts now I will fuck up by having a wash sale is that correct? Should I just wait till 1/1/20 to play again and that will be fine? HELP lords of knowledge and thank you in advance.
3495cant wash sale if you never lose money on your trades, its that easy
3496I'm able to claim losses from last year's wash sales right?
3497####BUG count: 2####
3498This is a feature, not a bug with YouTube. It promotes those who pay, thus all the shysters.
3499Featuring y'all in my final case study project for my derivatives class.
3500
3501&#x200B;
3502
3503Can anyone give me a simple explanation of why the infinite leverage bug worked?  i.e. *Why* should the value of sold options not count towards a user's cash?  If it's something they had and then sold, shouldn't they have that money?  Or what am I missing.  No articles really explain.
3504####Z count: 1####
3505No I just think the 2 is a z and o and then my brain fills in the rest sorry sir enjoy your night
3506####SQQQ count: 1####
3507Use discount code Powell for 10% off your SQQQ calls
3508####BYND count: 2####
3509You sir have identified a new age soy milk frape drinking, bynd burger munching, peloton riding on her tight lulu pants classic becky!!
3510Amazon yes 
3511
3512Tesla yes 
3513
3514Uber ... I won’t be surprised if it moons in the long run so decent choice go long 
3515
3516
3517Now if u would of said ROKU peton, slack , Snapchat or BYND then I Would of said your fucken crazy
3518####PAYS count: 1####
3519Here’s a piece of advice.. enjoy Saturday and Sundays.. speaking from experience, I try and decouple from trading as soon as market closes Friday at 1pm. I exercise, spend time with family, and go fish and when 3pm rolls around Sunday, I start following news. By the time Monday rolls around, it’s game time. I trade futures, stocks, and options, so I really only have about 1 hour each day of non trade available during the week. That’s 5 days a week 23 hours of staying on my toes. I work another job that pays well so I don’t feel reliant on trading.. personally this helps me make better trade decision because I am not forced to make a trade to pay bills. 
3520
3521Either way, relax and enjoy the weekend.
3522####POOL count: 3####
3523You screwed.  Dark pool money end of day Friday.  Monday will be up
3524Dark pool buying end of day today!!!
3525
3526Will he green Monday! Whooo
3527Interesting..used tastyworks before but their interface was sort of a nightmare... I use ibkr now.
3528
3529I mainly trade on fundamentals, so im trading Russell based on the fact that it's not at it's ath, and was stuck in a range for awhile (2 weeks ago? I guess ta would call that a bull flag). Its got a bit of catch up to do
3530
3531The other thing I'm starting to look at is dark pool option flow, seems pretty interesting
3532####BLUE count: 5####
3533No deal on 15th, kick the dog down the road, much hype so close, no losses to harvest EOY, tariffs hit mid January, Trump writes love letter to powell, rate cut the quarter before elections. Trump wins, we go into recession (either way), fed has no more ammo, we don't stop til 2600. It was an economic miracle while it lasted. Switch to corporate blue in 2024, capital flight, more buttrape..
3534it might be too late but maybe BLUE on monday or BMY this month, someone was ranting about GBT too so maybe that
3535Wait this report that I'm reading shows blue and bmy doing the study together, why wouldn't bmy go up bigly with blue? This study was also the only thing I knew about with bmy (didn't look too much into it tbh), is something else coming up relating to it?
3536blue has a mkt cap of like 4b, bmy has mkt cap of 140b. the report released today isnt a cure for cancer or anything, so its not going to affect the stock price that much. its easier for a 4b mkt cap stock to go up in price than 140b stock
3537Yes I own ruthless capital inc 
3538
3539Me and L2FMW and l2fba 
3540
3541
3542We have a shit load of shares on blue chips and write coverd calls and sell options 
3543
3544So we make nice premium weekly money :)
3545####AUTO count: 1####
3546Since all you fast fingers literally keep hitting auto refresh a million times at 4pm I hope u/stormwillpass cucks you all one week where he does it 45 minutes late and you’re all sitting there hitting refresh 
3547 
3548You all have lightning fingers
3549
3550??
3551####EA count: 5####
3552Gave up buying options today. Earlier in the week I got 4k worth 95 strike TWLO calls and about 400AMD shares, but next day trump comes out with that trade comment that he can wait till after election, scared me out of my positions for a loss, next day TWLO goes to 99. Rotated into EA puts the next day and it stayed green while rest of market tanked, sold for loss. Today was okay I bought 312 1 week calls on SPY yesterday over 100% gain but I only spent 600 unfortunately. Sold my 5k worth of SPY 312 strike 4 weeks expry yesterday, unwilling to bet so much on jobs report, and moved some of that to DIS, but DIS barely moved today. Sold those calls for minor loss. Played a little on CRM earnings and lost, shoulda know it'd barely move. But biggest loss was that EA put with the DIS calls second highest loss. Down 1500 this week. All my SPY plays were gains.
3553
3554Decided to not buy calls anymore. Be smarter about my trading. I'll just buy shares on margin and buy them by selling puts. There's really no reason for me to buy options because my margin account sma is so high from past margin use in 2018. With 12k account I can get about 50k margin. A 5% move in stocks I own would represent 20% account swing and its less dangerous than buying options. Plus can get premiums for selling options. If I diversify stock holdings then margin call shouldn't be an issue unless the market itself crashes. Today I started this plan and already got over $500 in premium for sold puts (TWLO 98, TTD 247.5, NET 17.5). I got assigned TTD (by $0.15) but that's okay. Plan to sell call on it Monday, and calls sell for a lot, near money is like $600. Stocks I bought were small posotions just to diversify. 10 ULTA, 10 TSLA, 100 AMD. Was thinking of some PTON but would rather buy with puts.
3555Gave up buying options today. Earlier in the week I got 4k worth 95 strike TWLO calls and about 400AMD shares, but next day trump comes out with that trade comment that he can wait till after election, scared me out of my positions for a loss, next day TWLO goes to 99. Rotated into EA puts the next day and it stayed green while rest of market tanked, sold for loss. Today was okay I bought 312 1 week calls on SPY yesterday over 100% gain but I only spent 600 unfortunately. Sold my 5k worth of SPY 312 strike 4 weeks expry yesterday, unwilling to bet so much on jobs report, and moved some of that to DIS, but DIS barely moved today. Sold those calls for minor loss. Played a little on CRM earnings and lost, shoulda know it'd barely move. But biggest loss was that EA put with the DIS calls second highest loss. Down 1500 this week. All my SPY plays were gains.
3556
3557Decided to not buy calls anymore. Be smarter about my trading. I'll just buy shares on margin and buy them by selling puts. There's really no reason for me to buy options because my margin account sma is so high from past margin use in 2018. With 12k account I can get about 50k margin. A 5% move in stocks I own would represent 20% account swing and its less dangerous than buying options. Plus can get premiums for selling options. If I diversify stock holdings then margin call shouldn't be an issue unless the market itself crashes. Today I started this plan and already got over $500 in premium for sold puts (TWLO 98, TTD 247.5, NET 17.5). I got assigned TTD (by $0.15) but that's okay. Plan to sell call on it Monday, and calls sell for a lot, near money is like $600. Stocks I bought were small posotions just to diversify. 10 ULTA, 10 TSLA, 100 AMD. Was thinking of some PTON but would rather buy with puts.
3558I know. For example I generally don't average down, I'll just take my loss. I'm quick to take losses, but part of it has to do with this crazy market and trade war. I know most people like volatility but I can make a lot more with less volatility. I'm usually very good at speculating moves just by being extremely familiar with certain stocks. It's just when there is a constant fear of a tweet by orange man it's always on my mind because I've seen him crash the market for months at a time. 
3559
3560And I wasn't in a hurry to recover losses, I just saw an opportunity that I've seen many times, EA put, during a scared market, so it was kinda surprising it kept going up to 102 while most of the market was falling. EA has been notorious for rejecting 100+ and crashing mid 90s for a long time. I think the Jedi game really has people holding on for sales numbers or something. But I admit that it was a weird position to hold because I'm actually quite bullish on EA but I know wallstreet hates them.
3561I know. For example I generally don't average down, I'll just take my loss. I'm quick to take losses, but part of it has to do with this crazy market and trade war. I know most people like volatility but I can make a lot more with less volatility. I'm usually very good at speculating moves just by being extremely familiar with certain stocks. It's just when there is a constant fear of a tweet by orange man it's always on my mind because I've seen him crash the market for months at a time. 
3562
3563And I wasn't in a hurry to recover losses, I just saw an opportunity that I've seen many times, EA put, during a scared market, so it was kinda surprising it kept going up to 102 while most of the market was falling. EA has been notorious for rejecting 100+ and crashing mid 90s for a long time. I think the Jedi game really has people holding on for sales numbers or something. But I admit that it was a weird position to hold because I'm actually quite bullish on EA but I know wallstreet hates them.
3564I know. For example I generally don't average down, I'll just take my loss. I'm quick to take losses, but part of it has to do with this crazy market and trade war. I know most people like volatility but I can make a lot more with less volatility. I'm usually very good at speculating moves just by being extremely familiar with certain stocks. It's just when there is a constant fear of a tweet by orange man it's always on my mind because I've seen him crash the market for months at a time. 
3565
3566And I wasn't in a hurry to recover losses, I just saw an opportunity that I've seen many times, EA put, during a scared market, so it was kinda surprising it kept going up to 102 while most of the market was falling. EA has been notorious for rejecting 100+ and crashing mid 90s for a long time. I think the Jedi game really has people holding on for sales numbers or something. But I admit that it was a weird position to hold because I'm actually quite bullish on EA but I know wallstreet hates them.
3567####TTD count: 2####
3568Gave up buying options today. Earlier in the week I got 4k worth 95 strike TWLO calls and about 400AMD shares, but next day trump comes out with that trade comment that he can wait till after election, scared me out of my positions for a loss, next day TWLO goes to 99. Rotated into EA puts the next day and it stayed green while rest of market tanked, sold for loss. Today was okay I bought 312 1 week calls on SPY yesterday over 100% gain but I only spent 600 unfortunately. Sold my 5k worth of SPY 312 strike 4 weeks expry yesterday, unwilling to bet so much on jobs report, and moved some of that to DIS, but DIS barely moved today. Sold those calls for minor loss. Played a little on CRM earnings and lost, shoulda know it'd barely move. But biggest loss was that EA put with the DIS calls second highest loss. Down 1500 this week. All my SPY plays were gains.
3569
3570Decided to not buy calls anymore. Be smarter about my trading. I'll just buy shares on margin and buy them by selling puts. There's really no reason for me to buy options because my margin account sma is so high from past margin use in 2018. With 12k account I can get about 50k margin. A 5% move in stocks I own would represent 20% account swing and its less dangerous than buying options. Plus can get premiums for selling options. If I diversify stock holdings then margin call shouldn't be an issue unless the market itself crashes. Today I started this plan and already got over $500 in premium for sold puts (TWLO 98, TTD 247.5, NET 17.5). I got assigned TTD (by $0.15) but that's okay. Plan to sell call on it Monday, and calls sell for a lot, near money is like $600. Stocks I bought were small posotions just to diversify. 10 ULTA, 10 TSLA, 100 AMD. Was thinking of some PTON but would rather buy with puts.
3571Gave up buying options today. Earlier in the week I got 4k worth 95 strike TWLO calls and about 400AMD shares, but next day trump comes out with that trade comment that he can wait till after election, scared me out of my positions for a loss, next day TWLO goes to 99. Rotated into EA puts the next day and it stayed green while rest of market tanked, sold for loss. Today was okay I bought 312 1 week calls on SPY yesterday over 100% gain but I only spent 600 unfortunately. Sold my 5k worth of SPY 312 strike 4 weeks expry yesterday, unwilling to bet so much on jobs report, and moved some of that to DIS, but DIS barely moved today. Sold those calls for minor loss. Played a little on CRM earnings and lost, shoulda know it'd barely move. But biggest loss was that EA put with the DIS calls second highest loss. Down 1500 this week. All my SPY plays were gains.
3572
3573Decided to not buy calls anymore. Be smarter about my trading. I'll just buy shares on margin and buy them by selling puts. There's really no reason for me to buy options because my margin account sma is so high from past margin use in 2018. With 12k account I can get about 50k margin. A 5% move in stocks I own would represent 20% account swing and its less dangerous than buying options. Plus can get premiums for selling options. If I diversify stock holdings then margin call shouldn't be an issue unless the market itself crashes. Today I started this plan and already got over $500 in premium for sold puts (TWLO 98, TTD 247.5, NET 17.5). I got assigned TTD (by $0.15) but that's okay. Plan to sell call on it Monday, and calls sell for a lot, near money is like $600. Stocks I bought were small posotions just to diversify. 10 ULTA, 10 TSLA, 100 AMD. Was thinking of some PTON but would rather buy with puts.
3574####TECH count: 1####
3575It's not that my hands are that weak. I can withstand a drop, but when the narrative changes is when I get weak. Trump comment basically made me think the trade stuff was starting again, which made me think a rotation out of high growth tech would happen again. Plus AMD came out with some weird share dillution news that same day that I had no idea how the market would take it. Plus I'm kinda concerned about December as a whole and how people repositioning for tax purposes will irregularly affect price ranges I'm used to seeing.
3576####SDC count: 1####
3577Shoulda used smiledirectclub and used the savings for sdc shares
3578####GBT count: 1####
3579it might be too late but maybe BLUE on monday or BMY this month, someone was ranting about GBT too so maybe that
3580####RUN count: 12####
3581For the love of god please stop shorting Apple. It’s guhing the entire sub. You know that shit wants to run to 300
3582Amazon yes 
3583
3584Tesla yes 
3585
3586Uber ... I won’t be surprised if it moons in the long run so decent choice go long 
3587
3588
3589Now if u would of said ROKU peton, slack , Snapchat or BYND then I Would of said your fucken crazy
3590My crystal ball says PPT is going to run it up so theres room for the rug pull. Uppies then downies boys
3591true story: my roommate and i used to go to the adult section of the local video store while drunk to laugh at the titles. we were walking in once, (the cage walls are covered with black paper to protect the children,) and he said, "i hope they have the new Freaky Midgets!" as we turn the corner and run smack into a fucking midget guy with like 8 videos in his hands. we fucking lost it and were asked to leave.
3592I'm in trucking.  Hunt is everywhere.  They don't pay shit.  However,  just read a report this am that trucking is slowing down. I run a small ltl company,  and we r working 7 days a week.
3593For those in doubt about NG long this season, fear not. Look at latest COT, Commercials are even longer than the past bull runs we had in September and October/November.. and shorts of course reaching the same highs as the last run according to NYMEX managed money short positions report. Buy your FD's close to here.. this is the bottom.
3594Lulu this week.  What's the play?  That Becky shit had a crazy run up ?  If it misses it's easily a $30 drop
3595Always reliability and low maintenance cost. I run a repair shop and drive a 09 civic si. Had her since brand new and never had a hiccup.
3596What y’all drinking? 5 o’clock on a Saturday during a 10 year Bull run baby.  I hope there’s no Puritans here.
3597Praying lightning happens tomorrow morning so this 5 mile run gets cancelled
3598Just had Filet mignon steak
3599Japanese Kobe ? 
3600
3601
3602Thank you wallstreet bets I run “ Ruthless capital “ and sell  theta gang contracts to wsb man ya are amazing customers and I love collecting that yummy weekly premium 
3603
3604
3605
3606? CHEERS !!!
3607
3608
3609To Ruthless Capital & wsb.Inc
3610Run my company. I do most of it on the weekends so I don't have to be home with my wife. During the week I just go to work and sit in my office and read and be available for emergencies.
3611####PETS count: 1####
3612They literally are pets about 40 percent of the time ?
3613####FOX count: 1####
3614You are solid, they own Fox so they control the republicans, the Dems don't have shit to put up against Trump, crooked senile joe? That angry short gay dude? Comcast, and AT&T will not let them put up anyone else, they love Trump too. But $DIS is an investment, maybe bet on earnings, but maintain solvency longer that the fuckers can force irrationality. Also short Comcast, we are all cutting the cord, and Rachel maddow is a Dyke whore.
3615####DBX count: 1####
3616Eating fish sticks tonight because I lost my spare tendies in the DBX dumpster fire ?
3617####WOOD count: 1####
3618Yeah, it's "wood of" not " would of". Learn some goddam grammar, wood ya?
3619####RARE count: 1####
3620You have those rare instincts of mine.
3621####DARE count: 1####
3622We don’t dare mention investing or 401k here. You should no better.
3623####HALO count: 1####
3624I just got accused of aimbotting on Halo Reach PC by a kid that went 3 and 20. He claims to have reported me, so if my  account gets suspended then short MSFT
3625####FIVE count: 2####
3626Kurt would’ve been dead by now regardless of the shotty to the face. Plus I was five when Kurt blew his brains to kingdom come.
3627Sir this is a Five Guys
3628####EYES count: 2####
3629*The eyes Chico, they never lie*
3630When you fall in love with an 8 she gets upgraded to a 10 in your eyes anyway. Basically if you're still assigning a number to her you aren't ready to settle down.
3631####HYRE count: 1####
3632Did hyre sell tho
3633####CRWD count: 1####
3634Kinda good day, crwd puts are up 50%,so I'm not feeling like a loser rn lol
3635####SFIX count: 1####
3636$GME and $SFIX should be interesting next week.
3637####CFA count: 5####
3638Totally saw controlthenarrative’s doppelgänger at the CFA exam today. Almost let out a GUH when I got to corporate finance
3639My moves for today: sulk all day in bed, watch shitty movies and get more depressed about the CFA exam I wrote. Fuckin CFA
3640My moves for today: sulk all day in bed, watch shitty movies and get more depressed about the CFA exam I wrote. Fuckin CFA
3641I love CFA
3642Chicken recession every Sunday. That’s why I buy an extra sammich on Saturday and reheat it Sunday. Only person in the world eating CFA on Sunday baby /flex
3643####MDB count: 2####
3644Anyone else playing MDB upcoming week?
3645MDB
3646####OKTA count: 1####
3647I started the day with 2 OKTA calls. I ended the day with 21. Please show me the promised land next week tendy gods ???
3648####AVID count: 1####
3649Avid Bioservices and Veru are the two bio firms having earnings next week, any DD for a fellow autist?
3650
3651Fr tho, I swear if another one of these stocks skyrocket and someone posts “I told you so” and you didn’t respond to this comment with DD, I’ll slap the shit outta you
3652####VERU count: 1####
3653Avid Bioservices and Veru are the two bio firms having earnings next week, any DD for a fellow autist?
3654
3655Fr tho, I swear if another one of these stocks skyrocket and someone posts “I told you so” and you didn’t respond to this comment with DD, I’ll slap the shit outta you
3656####JBLU count: 1####
3657Anyone holding fkin LB and JBLU calls?
3658####ATVI count: 1####
3659Reminds me of ATVI and MU. I hate all of them.
3660####FRAN count: 1####
3661My gf constantly talks about getting stuff from $FRAN and I always just ignored her. Just looked at their stock and now mad at myself for not at least looking at the company in the past.
3662####PLUG count: 1####
3663I bought shares of plug this afternoon because I think the price will increase from what I bought it at
3664####SAGE count: 1####
3665anyone have $SAGE put gain porn? went from $160 to $60 2 days ago
3666####FUND count: 2####
3667Wall street hates him, he makes hedge fund managers his bitch using this one simple trick. Here is the truth wall street doesn't want you to know. Stocks only go up ⬆️, buy weekly Fd calls on literally any stonk for free monies.
3668Well, every politician is on Uncle Sam’s payroll. American taxpayers fund that payroll. Every second that is spent on impeaching a President that has control of the Senate, is literally a waste of money. They could be legislating, passing USMCA, working on fixing the VA, maybe fixing the homeless problem, etc..
3669####NFLX count: 2####
3670 [https://twitter.com/realwillmeade/status/1203363633381740544](https://twitter.com/realwillmeade/status/1203363633381740544) 
3671
3672told u retards nflx is gona mOon
3673So, if you think there's greater than 66% chance NFLX will go down, sell the bear spread. If not, don't.
3674####DISH count: 1####
3675JB Hunt/JBHT any good?  They do last mile delivery of consumers’ mostly appliances and install them.  They are given business by Costco.  I bought dish washer from Costco.  Do they have many partenership with other big time like Home Depot, Wall Mart, TGT?
3676####LE count: 1####
3677It all depends on Le tariffs
3678####ADPT count: 1####
3679Monday moves 
3680
3681KODK Jan 17 $2.5 calls and April $2.5 calls
3682
3683DUK Dec 20 $90 calls and 6/19/20 $90 calls
3684
3685BMY 3/20/20 $65 calls
3686
3687SPY 12/27 $318 calls and $320 calls
3688
3689SPY 12/18 $312 puts 
3690
3691Possible but unsure ADPT Jan $30 calls
3692####BBQ count: 1####
3693Baked breaded chicken, with butter bun, thin slice dill pickle, bbq
3694####TOWN count: 1####
3695Gonna take my ^^^butts to the old town ^^^butts gonna ^^^butts till we can’t no more
3696####TLT count: 1####
3697Got a bunch of TLT puts at close, how we opening up?
3698####QQQ count: 1####
3699$SPY evening star, $DIA bearish evening star, $QQQ doji evening star on the weekly charts.
3700
3701Time for ??? to get their holiday tendies too.
3702
3703Everybody is gonna' win by the end of the week unless the fed hikes, which I don't think is gonna' happen. That would be armageddon. Again.
3704####PIE count: 1####
3705This is me right now. Eating humble pie
3706####JAZZ count: 1####
3707The world as I know it isn’t science it’s music wbu? Economists aren’t musicians, they molest truth. If you have to ask what jazz is you’ll never understand
3708####APPS count: 1####
3709VR failed caused they didn’t market to Beckys and build apps for them
3710####GOOG count: 1####
3711Legit if anybody doesn't want to do options, I feel like throwing all your money into MSFT, GOOG and AAPL is literally free 3x your money in 10 years.
3712####EAST count: 1####
3713I have 200K shares of CHK averaging 0.61 cents per share.   Nervous. War in middle East would help. Or Arctic cold. Or a sale
3714
3715**AMA**
3716####FORM count: 2####
3717My crayons are telling me its at the bottom of the channel and we are likely to form a new steeper channel after breaking this one.
3718Dropshipping is a form of online retail where the seller acts as a middleman between a supplier and a buyer. 
3719As a seller you build a website, advertise it, and then get a customer to buy a product.
3720
3721Then you contact the supplier and tell them to send the product over to the buyer. 
3722
3723The profit margins differ, but usually sellers aim for 30% profit margins.
3724####DOCU count: 1####
3725Holding docu calls hoping it goes higher next week
3726####ROCK count: 1####
3727Rock climbing
3728####EYE count: 1####
3729Eye exam at COST optical then home for cleaning, wine, and video games.
3730####JD count: 1####
3731Roll them out fam before they become worthless like my jd 33 calls today.
3732####HOOK count: 1####
3733Or save time and hook up with 8s and 9s every 4-6 months.  This is what I do and I don't care if y'all don't believe me.  Only dating pretty bitches has a lot of upside.  I got my life back, I'm not constantly texting and then talking to girls till 2 in the morning anymore. MAKE THE SWITCH.
3734####AUPH count: 1####
3735Thinking about AUPH 2021 LEAPS now that IV has cratered post-P3. Going to wait until Friday to see if an offering is done. If no offering, I'm gonna shoot my shot.
3736####TH count: 1####
3737Hey Guys what do you think of adding more Spy 313 calls by the 11 th ?
3738####PHAT count: 1####
3739i got 3 phat bags o' shit, each stinker than the last