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3<i>My real life isn't that interesting,</i>
4
52
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7<i>that would warrant people
8to really want to follow me,</i>
9
103
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12so I have to put on
13an exaggerated... truth.
14
154
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17<i>I feel like we're living
18a </i>South Park<i> episode,</i>
19
205
2100:00:32,241 --> 00:00:33,867
22<i>but it's kind of funny to watch.</i>
23
246
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26Watch out for bears.
27
287
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30Stop!
31What the fuck are you doing?
32
338
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35Let the music take over. Here we go.
36
379
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39<i>I want the homeless people of New York</i>
40
4110
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43to have the opportunity
44to have sick bodies.
45
4611
4700:00:47,256 --> 00:00:49,800
48<i>I just got a lot of scratches,
49a lot of bruises.</i>
50
5112
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53My nose was fractured because
54somebody opened the door on my face.
55
5613
5700:00:55,973 --> 00:00:57,599
58<i>God called me and said,</i>
59
6014
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62"Khaled, embrace your blessings
63with this technology."
64
6515
6600:01:01,812 --> 00:01:04,314
67<i>Every fan out there,
68I feel like we know each other</i>
69
7016
7100:01:04,398 --> 00:01:06,316
72<i>for real, and that's like,</i>
73
7417
7500:01:06,483 --> 00:01:08,068
76what you call love.
77
7818
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80I have millions of fans coming
81while I'm eating,
82
8319
8400:01:11,071 --> 00:01:13,699
85and I try to embrace them
86even when I'm eating lunch.
87
8820
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90Bless up. Egg whites,
91
9221
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94turkey sausage, lil' wheat toast,
95of course water.
96
9722
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99Give thanks to the most high.
100
10123
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103<i>Everyone's hashtag blessed,</i>
104
10524
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107<i>hashtag grateful.</i>
108
10925
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111<i>I like to think in some ways,</i>
112
11326
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115<i>that I'm living some sort of, like,
116weird perverted dream.</i>
117
11827
11900:01:32,968 --> 00:01:34,928
120<i>It's like being introduced to a new drug.</i>
121
12228
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124<i>This drug's awesome,
125but it's only been around for a year.</i>
126
12729
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129<i>We don't know what the side effects
130are going to be 20 years from now.</i>
131
13230
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134<i>I'd like to live in a glass cube
135suspended from a crane.</i>
136
13731
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139<i>I'm just down for 24-hour complete access.</i>
140
14132
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143I believe in natural selection.
144Nature weeds out the weak.
145
14633
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148<i>My job is to make you
149fall in love with me.</i>
150
15134
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153Please welcome DJ Khaled!
154
15535
15600:01:59,703 --> 00:02:02,456
157<i>You go to a school
158and you ask a bunch of kids, like,</i>
159
16036
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162"What do you wanna be when you grow up?"
163They say, "Famous."
164
16537
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167<i>Like it's a job.</i>
168
16938
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171Picture time!
172
17339
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175<i>Everyone's a bunch of clones.</i>
176
17740
17800:02:12,549 --> 00:02:14,551
179<i>They have the same lips,
180the same makeup.</i>
181
18241
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184I'm like, "Do you really want to be
185
18642
18700:02:16,803 --> 00:02:19,056
188<i>posting a picture of you
189with your boobs out?"</i>
190
19143
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193But it's like,
194"Everyone else is doing it!"
195
19644
19700:02:21,391 --> 00:02:23,060
198<i>That's how lonely we are,</i>
199
20045
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202that we're going on here
203and seeking validation
204
20546
20600:02:25,562 --> 00:02:27,314
207<i>from strangers to love us.</i>
208
20947
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211There's this whole thing,
212this attention accusation,
213
21448
21500:02:31,151 --> 00:02:33,028
216<i>that we're just doing it for attention.</i>
217
21849
21900:02:33,945 --> 00:02:36,406
220<i>And my argument is,
221"What's wrong with attention?"</i>
222
22350
22400:02:36,490 --> 00:02:38,533
225<i>We have kids
226eating laundry detergent,</i>
227
22851
22900:02:38,909 --> 00:02:40,452
230<i>so I guess we've evolved.</i>
231
23252
23300:02:40,786 --> 00:02:41,786
234Oh, my God!
235
23653
23700:02:42,621 --> 00:02:44,164
238When is enough enough?
239
24054
24100:02:47,125 --> 00:02:49,878
242<i>I don't want to watch kids
243lighting themselves on fire.</i>
244
24555
24600:02:49,961 --> 00:02:51,546
247That's just... It's crazy.
248
24956
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251Another day at the office.
252
25357
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255<i>What if you woke up tomorrow
256and you were a nobody?</i>
257
25858
25900:03:06,728 --> 00:03:08,939
260<i>You had no followers,
261you had none of that.</i>
262
26359
26400:03:09,815 --> 00:03:11,483
265Can you go back to being yourself?
266
26760
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269<i>When I get up in the morning,
270I'll first look on Instagram,</i>
271
27261
27300:03:42,514 --> 00:03:45,142
274<i>and then Facebook, Twitter,</i>
275
27662
27700:03:45,225 --> 00:03:47,853
278<i>Pinterest, Tumblr, WeChat.</i>
279
28063
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282<i>I have over 50 million followers
283on all my social media platforms.</i>
284
28564
28600:04:01,450 --> 00:04:03,201
287<i>Good morning! Buddies!</i>
288
28965
29000:04:05,495 --> 00:04:06,495
291<i>I love you.</i>
292
29366
29400:04:07,164 --> 00:04:10,751
295<i>I need you, I need you,
296I need you right now.</i>
297
29867
29900:04:14,045 --> 00:04:16,673
300<i>Hi, Paris. I'm Menuet from Italy.</i>
301
30268
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304Love you, Paris,
305all the way from Australia!
306
30769
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309So many kisses from Spain.
310
31170
31200:04:23,805 --> 00:04:25,682
313<i>You are the best pet mom ever.</i>
314
31571
31600:04:26,057 --> 00:04:27,601
317You have like 30 pets.
318
31972
32000:04:28,268 --> 00:04:30,896
321<i>You once bought steak for a street dog?</i>
322
32373
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325You are my kind of girl.
326
32774
32800:04:44,117 --> 00:04:47,454
329<i>My fans call themselves
330the Little Hiltons.</i>
331
33275
33300:04:48,622 --> 00:04:51,458
334<i>There are kids from all around the world</i>
335
33676
33700:04:51,541 --> 00:04:53,710
338<i>and they all are connected
339as this family.</i>
340
34177
34200:04:56,588 --> 00:04:58,131
343<i>And all call me mom.</i>
344
34578
34600:04:58,215 --> 00:05:00,342
347<i>"Mom" means you are everything to them.</i>
348
34979
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351Good morning, princess.
352
35380
35400:05:03,595 --> 00:05:06,181
355Time to get ready!
356We have a huge today coming up for us!
357
35881
35900:05:06,264 --> 00:05:09,518
360You tagged me on your Instagram,
361which is, like, the best thing ever.
362
36382
36400:05:09,601 --> 00:05:12,646
365It changed my life as in, like,
366everybody else said, the confidence?
367
36883
36900:05:12,729 --> 00:05:14,815
370I didn't have it before,
371but because of you...
372
37384
37400:05:17,442 --> 00:05:20,070
375<i>I love my fans
376just as much as they love me.</i>
377
37885
37900:05:20,904 --> 00:05:23,949
380I feel closer with them
381than I do most people that I know.
382
38386
38400:05:24,241 --> 00:05:25,241
385It's...
386
38787
38800:05:26,409 --> 00:05:28,286
389It's... They're really like my family.
390
39188
39200:05:29,663 --> 00:05:31,373
393<i>My parents think I'm crazy.</i>
394
39589
39600:05:31,832 --> 00:05:34,417
397<i>They're always like,
398"Why do you let them so into your life?</i>
399
40090
40100:05:34,501 --> 00:05:36,753
402<i>I can't believe you give them
403your phone number.</i>
404
40591
40600:05:36,920 --> 00:05:38,839
407You're letting them stay at your house.
408
40992
41000:05:39,089 --> 00:05:40,507
411Like what's wrong with you?"
412
41393
41400:05:41,424 --> 00:05:43,552
415<i>I'm constantly traveling.</i>
416
41794
41800:05:43,635 --> 00:05:47,055
419250 days a year, I'm on a plane
420in a different country.
421
42295
42300:05:47,806 --> 00:05:50,475
424So it gets really lonely sometimes.
425
42696
42700:05:51,893 --> 00:05:54,604
428<i>I've been through so much
429in life, and...</i>
430
43197
43200:05:55,313 --> 00:05:56,857
433I don't really trust people.
434
43598
43600:05:59,693 --> 00:06:02,863
437<i>I've just grown accustomed
438to being fucked over.</i>
439
44099
44100:06:04,656 --> 00:06:06,825
442<i>With my fans,
443I don't feel like that at all.</i>
444
445100
44600:06:07,200 --> 00:06:12,080
447There's not a day that goes by
448that I'm not either texting, FaceTiming,
449
450101
45100:06:12,372 --> 00:06:14,624
452or emailing with my Little Hiltons.
453
454102
45500:06:16,126 --> 00:06:18,253
456<i>I can truly be myself around them.</i>
457
458103
45900:06:18,336 --> 00:06:20,213
460<i>I know that they're not judging me.</i>
461
462104
46300:06:21,339 --> 00:06:25,302
464<i>They're not trying to use me.
465They just genuinely love me.</i>
466
467105
46800:06:26,761 --> 00:06:28,972
469<i>A lot of these kids come from either</i>
470
471106
47200:06:29,222 --> 00:06:32,392
473<i>broken families
474or just really strict parents.</i>
475
476107
47700:06:33,184 --> 00:06:36,980
478<i>They just pour their heart out
479about their problems.</i>
480
481108
48200:06:37,689 --> 00:06:40,275
483<i>They say that watching me
484go through so much</i>
485
486109
48700:06:40,942 --> 00:06:42,861
488<i>really helped them be even stronger.</i>
489
490110
49100:06:43,778 --> 00:06:47,073
492<i>I'm always trying to be there for them
493and let them know</i>
494
495111
49600:06:47,157 --> 00:06:51,286
497it's okay to be them.
498It's amazing to watch my fans...
499
500112
50100:06:51,703 --> 00:06:52,703
502grow up.
503
504113
50500:06:53,330 --> 00:06:56,541
506It's... Because I've known them
507since they were little.
508
509114
51000:06:57,876 --> 00:07:00,670
511<i>Paris has influenced me
512since I was about 14 years old</i>
513
514115
51500:07:00,754 --> 00:07:04,049
516and I was really shy,
517I was really fat when I was at school.
518
519116
52000:07:04,132 --> 00:07:06,760
521<i>And following her has given me
522so much confidence.</i>
523
524117
52500:07:07,177 --> 00:07:10,430
526<i>Like I'm really proud to call her my idol
527because it feels like she's a saint.</i>
528
529118
53000:07:12,307 --> 00:07:14,517
531<i>Why would anyone not love her?
532She's perfect.</i>
533
534119
53500:07:20,607 --> 00:07:24,027
536A lot of the little Hiltons
537were comparing me to Jesus.
538
539120
54000:07:25,403 --> 00:07:27,072
541<i>It's a huge compliment</i>
542
543121
54400:07:27,155 --> 00:07:29,574
545<i>that just makes me feel really special.</i>
546
547122
54800:07:31,534 --> 00:07:34,204
549Hey, bitches. I'm Paris.
550Welcome to my house.
551
552123
55300:07:34,287 --> 00:07:35,287
554Come in.
555
556124
55700:07:37,082 --> 00:07:39,250
558All this shit was really expensive.
559
560125
56100:07:39,918 --> 00:07:43,338
562Oh, my God, c'mere, c'mere.
563This is my maid, Consuela.
564
565126
56600:07:43,505 --> 00:07:46,299
567- It's Jennifer.
568<i>- </i>Whatever. Get out of here.
569
570127
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572These are all my servants.
573Hey, bitches! Love you!
574
575128
57600:07:50,637 --> 00:07:52,973
577This is my car. Freakin' money.
578
579129
58000:07:53,056 --> 00:07:54,724
581That's hot. That's hot.
582
583130
58400:07:54,808 --> 00:07:56,017
585That's actually hot.
586
587131
58800:08:06,528 --> 00:08:08,738
589This is my closet,
590where I keep most of my costumes.
591
592132
59300:08:08,822 --> 00:08:12,867
594This is my beekeeper, one of my characters
595that I first did on Vine.
596
597133
59800:08:12,951 --> 00:08:15,161
599He's a beekeeper, but not really.
600He's just an alcoholic
601
602134
60300:08:15,245 --> 00:08:16,246
604and doesn't have a job.
605
606135
60700:08:16,329 --> 00:08:17,969
608<i>What did the beekeeper say to the hooker?</i>
609
610136
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612There better not "bee"
613any chlamydia up in there.
614
615137
61600:08:20,709 --> 00:08:21,918
617Or like Natalie Nature.
618
619138
62000:08:22,002 --> 00:08:24,671
621She was basically, like,
622all the people in Los Angeles
623
624139
62500:08:24,754 --> 00:08:27,924
626who are, um, vegan and organic.
627
628140
62900:08:28,008 --> 00:08:29,968
630Welcome to the dog park!
631I love it!
632
633141
63400:08:30,093 --> 00:08:31,594
635Look at this dog. I love it.
636
637142
63800:08:31,678 --> 00:08:33,722
639Oh, organic! I love it!
640
641143
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643This is my backpack. This is her chain.
644
645144
64600:08:38,268 --> 00:08:40,937
647Ghetto Dora the Explorer starter pack.
648
649145
65000:08:41,021 --> 00:08:43,982
651Yo, what up? I'm Dora
652and you hoes are watchin' Nick Junior.
653
654146
65500:08:44,065 --> 00:08:45,191
656You can't say that!
657
658147
65900:08:45,275 --> 00:08:46,776
660Bitch, I say what the... I want!
661
662148
66300:08:46,860 --> 00:08:49,320
664I would literally go to bed at night,
665pass out and I'm like...
666
667149
66800:08:49,404 --> 00:08:51,781
669<i>And I would get up and
670I would make so many videos,</i>
671
672150
67300:08:51,865 --> 00:08:54,909
674<i>just create Vines, Snaps, Instagrams,
675just like pump out content.</i>
676
677151
67800:08:54,993 --> 00:08:56,745
679<i>I had all this creative energy pent up.</i>
680
681152
68200:08:56,828 --> 00:08:58,830
683I just wanted to just fuckin' throw it up,
684
685153
68600:08:58,913 --> 00:09:01,041
687and that's what I did.
688I threw it up on the world.
689
690154
69100:09:01,124 --> 00:09:03,293
692I was just like... This is my soul!
693
694155
69500:09:03,668 --> 00:09:06,504
696I'm here with my best friend,
697Britney Spears!
698
699156
70000:09:06,588 --> 00:09:08,631
701- Brittany Furlan.
702- Go to hell.
703
704157
70500:09:08,715 --> 00:09:10,216
706This is a woman named Brittany,
707
708158
70900:09:10,300 --> 00:09:12,844
710singing the song "Gucci Gucci"
711while getting ready to go out.
712
713159
71400:09:17,098 --> 00:09:18,975
715Well, she taped herself doing this.
716
717160
71800:09:19,059 --> 00:09:21,394
719Why? I'm not sure, but I'm glad she did.
720
721161
72200:09:21,811 --> 00:09:24,564
723Please join me in welcoming
724Brittany Furlan!
725
726162
72700:09:26,816 --> 00:09:28,068
728Brittany Furlan!
729
730163
73100:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,029
732So, you're like a big deal.
733
734164
73500:09:31,112 --> 00:09:32,312
736- No, I'm not.
737- Yeah, you are.
738
739165
74000:09:32,363 --> 00:09:33,198
741- No.
742- Yeah, you are.
743
744166
74500:09:33,281 --> 00:09:34,281
746Okay.
747
748167
74900:09:41,539 --> 00:09:42,832
750<i>When you do well,</i>
751
752168
75300:09:42,916 --> 00:09:45,376
754<i>and a crowd cheers for you
755and, like, loves you,</i>
756
757169
75800:09:45,460 --> 00:09:47,587
759<i>oh, it's just the best feeling
760in the entire world.</i>
761
762170
76300:09:47,670 --> 00:09:50,548
764<i>And it also would feel bad,
765sometimes you put up a video</i>
766
767171
76800:09:50,632 --> 00:09:53,468
769<i>and it would just get, like, two likes
770and you're like, "Oh my God!"</i>
771
772172
77300:09:54,844 --> 00:09:57,244
774<i>It's a lot of pressure,
775and I don't like letting people down.</i>
776
777173
77800:09:57,680 --> 00:10:00,350
779<i>And if they didn't love it,
780then I didn't do my job.</i>
781
782174
78300:10:06,523 --> 00:10:09,109
784It's the signature Beyoncé photo.
785
786175
78700:10:09,192 --> 00:10:11,670
788And I was like, "Oh, my God,
789how funny would it be if I do this
790
791176
79200:10:11,694 --> 00:10:14,572
793and I'm just, like, sticking
794my stomach out and I have a burrito."
795
796177
79700:10:16,032 --> 00:10:17,200
798Really push that belly out.
799
800178
80100:10:18,785 --> 00:10:20,787
802And this has to come back
803a little more.
804
805179
80600:10:22,872 --> 00:10:26,000
807Have your left foot
808be more straight back.
809
810180
81100:10:27,335 --> 00:10:28,335
812There you go.
813
814181
81500:10:29,921 --> 00:10:32,202
816And look at the burrito
817like you're gonna make love to it.
818
819182
82000:10:32,924 --> 00:10:35,802
821I'm a 30-year-old woman
822and this is what I'm doing. Pray for me.
823
824183
82500:10:35,927 --> 00:10:38,221
826And then, there's like a little thing
827on your leg there,
828
829184
83000:10:38,304 --> 00:10:39,514
831- get that off.
832- Oh, fuck!
833
834185
83500:10:40,223 --> 00:10:42,892
836Put your hand back a little bit
837so I can see more of your belly.
838
839186
84000:10:43,518 --> 00:10:46,312
841Maybe keep your hand straight
842and not so much bent like this.
843
844187
84500:10:46,396 --> 00:10:47,396
846There you go.
847
848188
84900:10:48,439 --> 00:10:50,650
850- You think we got it? Let me see.
851- Yeah.
852
853189
85400:10:53,403 --> 00:10:54,863
855Okay, so let's line me up.
856
857190
85800:10:55,446 --> 00:10:57,907
859This is the kind of things we do
860for social media.
861
862191
86300:10:58,366 --> 00:10:59,534
864- Done?
865- Save image.
866
867192
86800:10:59,617 --> 00:11:01,870
869- Is there a burrito emoji?
870- There's probably a taco.
871
872193
87300:11:01,953 --> 00:11:03,037
874Oh, here's a burrito!
875
876194
87700:11:03,872 --> 00:11:06,291
878Done. Okay, I'm gonna post it.
879
880195
88100:11:07,458 --> 00:11:08,727
882<i>How many likes did you get?</i>
883
884196
88500:11:08,751 --> 00:11:11,045
886Two thousand in five minutes.
887
888197
88900:11:11,546 --> 00:11:13,464
890I heard The Fat Jewish did something.
891
892198
89300:11:14,132 --> 00:11:16,968
894Oh, my God, he's gonna dominate me.
895Are you kidding me?
896
897199
89800:11:17,051 --> 00:11:21,139
899Fuckin' 260,000 likes.
900I'll never be that popular.
901
902200
90300:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,810
904<i>And welcome to C-Span's live coverage</i>
905
906201
90700:11:25,894 --> 00:11:29,522
908<i>of the 102nd Annual White House
909Correspondents' Dinner.</i>
910
911202
91200:11:32,150 --> 00:11:35,278
913<i>And this fellow
914I believe here is The Fat Jewish,</i>
915
916203
91700:11:35,361 --> 00:11:39,199
918<i>who is an Instagram sensation.</i>
919
920204
92100:11:39,449 --> 00:11:41,534
922<i>And I don't know how
923he gets his braid to do that.</i>
924
925205
92600:11:41,618 --> 00:11:43,369
927<i>That's pretty impressive.</i>
928
929206
93000:11:44,746 --> 00:11:46,206
931<i>What's up? My name is Josh.</i>
932
933207
93400:11:46,289 --> 00:11:49,500
935People call me The Fat Jew,
936or The Fat Jewish.
937
938208
93900:11:49,584 --> 00:11:51,127
940Or Jewther Vandross.
941
942209
94300:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,629
944Or Jew Diamond Phillips.
945
946210
94700:11:52,712 --> 00:11:53,838
948Fatre Jewing.
949
950211
95100:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,465
952Jewlysses S. Grant.
953
954212
95500:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,426
956The FatJew of Liberty.
957Jewsan Sarandon.
958
959213
96000:11:59,010 --> 00:12:02,138
961<i>People who do what I do,
962which is basically cultural commentary.</i>
963
964214
96500:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,182
966<i>Like, see something, talk about it.</i>
967
968215
96900:12:04,849 --> 00:12:06,726
970<i>Like, it's a new kind of art form.</i>
971
972216
97300:12:08,436 --> 00:12:11,356
974<i>Everywhere I go, I want people to be like,
975"What the fuck?"</i>
976
977217
97800:12:11,439 --> 00:12:13,399
979If it makes sense,
980I don't want to be there.
981
982218
98300:12:14,776 --> 00:12:16,361
984<i>No one on the internet can be normal.</i>
985
986219
98700:12:16,444 --> 00:12:18,363
988<i>Everyone on social media
989is so extreme, right?</i>
990
991220
99200:12:18,446 --> 00:12:19,966
993<i>And the more extreme
994it gets both ways,</i>
995
996221
99700:12:20,031 --> 00:12:22,283
998<i>the bigger you know you're getting,
999the more traction.</i>
1000
1001222
100200:12:23,701 --> 00:12:25,286
1003<i>Arianna Huffington invited me</i>
1004
1005223
100600:12:25,370 --> 00:12:27,997
1007<i>to the White House Correspondents' Dinner.</i>
1008
1009224
101000:12:28,790 --> 00:12:30,833
1011<i>And then I was at a table with DJ Khaled.</i>
1012
1013225
101400:12:30,917 --> 00:12:33,169
1015<i>I thought it was gonna be
1016more politicians and stuff,</i>
1017
1018226
101900:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,380
1020<i>but it's all just celebrities,
1021all hanging out.</i>
1022
1023227
102400:12:35,463 --> 00:12:36,798
1025<i>So fucking weird.</i>
1026
1027228
102800:12:36,881 --> 00:12:38,716
1029And it's like bad Bar Mitzvah food.
1030
1031229
103200:12:39,509 --> 00:12:41,719
1033<i>So I took this picture with Obama,</i>
1034
1035230
103600:12:41,928 --> 00:12:44,472
1037<i>'cause I had, like,
1038the big hair dildo erection,</i>
1039
1040231
104100:12:44,973 --> 00:12:46,933
1042<i>and I was like,
1043"Yo, when you get out of office,</i>
1044
1045232
104600:12:47,016 --> 00:12:48,851
1047<i>you should grow a hairection."</i>
1048
1049233
105000:12:48,935 --> 00:12:50,687
1051And he was like...
1052
1053234
105400:12:50,770 --> 00:12:53,273
1055<i>Like, "Michelle, should I grow this?
1056This is great."</i>
1057
1058235
105900:12:53,731 --> 00:12:55,483
1060I think he genuinely thought it was funny,
1061
1062236
106300:12:55,566 --> 00:12:59,028
1064'cause he was just like,
1065"Who is this giant mongoloid idiot?"
1066
1067237
106800:13:07,829 --> 00:13:09,289
1069What up?
1070
1071238
107200:13:10,248 --> 00:13:13,876
1073Yes! This is a motherfuckin'
1074puppy mansion.
1075
1076239
107700:13:13,960 --> 00:13:14,960
1078It has AC?
1079
1080240
108100:13:15,503 --> 00:13:16,713
1082I wanna sleep in here.
1083
1084241
108500:13:18,089 --> 00:13:19,257
1086Great place!
1087
1088242
108900:13:22,510 --> 00:13:23,510
1090You I know!
1091
1092243
109300:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,139
1094You I've seen on the internet.
1095
1096244
109700:13:26,681 --> 00:13:27,681
1098Fuck yeah!
1099
1100245
110100:13:28,182 --> 00:13:31,269
1102These dogs, most of these dogs
1103are more famous than me.
1104
1105246
110600:13:36,816 --> 00:13:37,816
1107Hey!
1108
1109247
111000:13:38,609 --> 00:13:42,447
1111Wow. I mean, this is like,
1112these are individualized photos.
1113
1114248
111500:13:42,530 --> 00:13:45,158
1116This is one of the most incredible things
1117I've ever seen.
1118
1119249
112000:13:46,117 --> 00:13:47,243
1121This is...
1122
1123250
112400:13:48,202 --> 00:13:49,620
1125this is fucking gorgeous.
1126
1127251
112800:13:50,246 --> 00:13:53,207
1129It's literally Paris at the last supper
1130
1131252
113200:13:53,291 --> 00:13:55,376
1133with only important people.
1134
1135253
113600:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,963
1137<i>Paris is a straight-up fucking icon.</i>
1138
1139254
114000:13:59,047 --> 00:14:01,049
1141<i>She set the precedent for everyone</i>
1142
1143255
114400:14:01,132 --> 00:14:03,968
1145<i>who exists in this internet
1146likes-driven world.</i>
1147
1148256
114900:14:04,385 --> 00:14:06,429
1150<i>The modern-day ideas of celebrity,</i>
1151
1152257
115300:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,473
1154<i>of brands, of marketing,</i>
1155
1156258
115700:14:08,973 --> 00:14:13,227
1158the way that we think about influence...
1159this was all invented by Paris Hilton.
1160
1161259
116200:14:13,936 --> 00:14:17,857
1163<i>My entire model for what I do
1164is what Paris does.</i>
1165
1166260
116700:14:18,649 --> 00:14:23,279
1168<i>But until I have a puppy mansion,
1169and a painting of myself at a last supper,</i>
1170
1171261
117200:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,239
1173<i>I haven't gotten where I need to be.</i>
1174
1175262
117600:14:25,782 --> 00:14:28,326
1177<i>I would hope to get insanely rich.</i>
1178
1179263
118000:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,202
1181<i>I wanna have really traditional stuff
1182happen to me,</i>
1183
1184264
118500:14:31,245 --> 00:14:33,331
1186like someone I'm close with
1187scams me out of money.
1188
1189265
119000:14:33,414 --> 00:14:36,501
1191I wanna develop a serious drug problem.
1192End up at Passages.
1193
1194266
119500:14:36,584 --> 00:14:39,837
1196Go through, like, a real turmoil.
1197You know what I mean?
1198
1199267
120000:14:39,921 --> 00:14:41,714
1201Like have shit get really crazy,
1202
1203268
120400:14:41,798 --> 00:14:44,217
1205like, you know, like, hit a paparazzi.
1206
1207269
120800:14:44,300 --> 00:14:47,762
1209You know what I mean? Like really classic
1210spiral shit on my way to the top.
1211
1212270
121300:14:48,096 --> 00:14:49,764
1214<i>I wanna get, like, genuinely famous,</i>
1215
1216271
121700:14:49,847 --> 00:14:52,308
1218where, like, I get off a plane in,
1219like, Serbia
1220
1221272
122200:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,352
1223and, like, a woman is, like, crying.
1224You know?
1225
1226273
122700:14:54,435 --> 00:14:56,312
1228Or, like, a man pukes
1229'cause he's so excited.
1230
1231274
123200:14:58,106 --> 00:14:59,440
1233<i>That would be super tight.</i>
1234
1235275
123600:15:02,026 --> 00:15:03,026
1237Thank you.
1238
1239276
124000:15:17,333 --> 00:15:18,751
1241<i>All right. Check it out, guys.</i>
1242
1243277
124400:15:18,835 --> 00:15:21,003
1245<i>This weekend I'm going
1246back out on the road.</i>
1247
1248278
124900:15:21,170 --> 00:15:24,674
1250<i>Thursday, February 9th,
1251I'm at the Lost and Found in Toronto.</i>
1252
1253279
125400:15:25,091 --> 00:15:28,344
1255<i>Friday, February 10th,
1256I'm at Music nightclub in Calgary,</i>
1257
1258280
125900:15:28,428 --> 00:15:33,266
1260<i>and Saturday, February 11th,
1261I'm at Holy Cow in San Francisco.</i>
1262
1263281
126400:15:33,349 --> 00:15:35,017
1265Uh, God.
1266
1267282
126800:15:35,393 --> 00:15:37,603
1269This is known as a breathalyzer.
1270
1271283
127200:15:37,687 --> 00:15:40,982
1273It is possibly the most dangerous thing
1274I've ever brought out.
1275
1276284
127700:15:41,232 --> 00:15:45,236
1278You're literally just trying to beat
1279each other's score until one of you dies.
1280
1281285
128200:15:50,408 --> 00:15:52,368
1283<i>A famous photographer named Kirill</i>
1284
1285286
128600:15:52,452 --> 00:15:55,163
1287<i>was hired to come here
1288and do what he does best:</i>
1289
1290287
129100:15:55,246 --> 00:15:56,956
1292take some pictures
1293and create some hype.
1294
1295288
129600:16:06,674 --> 00:16:08,674
1297<i>When people come
1298into a club where I'm at,</i>
1299
1300289
130100:16:08,718 --> 00:16:10,803
1302<i>they know what
1303they're buying a ticket for.</i>
1304
1305290
130600:16:12,263 --> 00:16:14,849
1307We brought a waterproof bag for my phone.
1308
1309291
131000:16:15,433 --> 00:16:17,101
1311<i>He makes us feel sexy.</i>
1312
1313292
131400:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,604
1315<i>Kirill had topless girls</i>
1316
1317293
131800:16:19,687 --> 00:16:20,938
1319viewable from the street,
1320
1321294
132200:16:21,022 --> 00:16:23,649
1323pouring champagne and whipped cream
1324all over their bare breasts.
1325
1326295
132700:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,486
1328This is not the clientele
1329we're looking for down here.
1330
1331296
133200:16:31,449 --> 00:16:34,410
1333Very respectful.
1334He'd never force someone to do that.
1335
1336297
133700:16:34,494 --> 00:16:37,371
1338If they felt like it was degrading
1339or disgusting,
1340
1341298
134200:16:37,455 --> 00:16:41,125
1343I feel like they wouldn't come back.
1344He wouldn't be as popular as he is.
1345
1346299
134700:16:42,043 --> 00:16:44,563
1348<i>There's no one going
1349to a nightclub to listen to music.</i>
1350
1351300
135200:16:44,587 --> 00:16:47,173
1353You're going there to get drunk
1354and eventually get laid.
1355
1356301
135700:16:47,256 --> 00:16:49,592
1358You wanna have a good time.
1359You wanna have a memory.
1360
1361302
136200:16:49,675 --> 00:16:52,720
1363You wanna have a funny story.
1364People are kind of drawn to me because
1365
1366303
136700:16:53,304 --> 00:16:55,515
1368<i>that's what I'm trying to bring
1369to nightlife.</i>
1370
1371304
137200:16:55,932 --> 00:16:58,643
1373<i>A nightclub will be like,
1374in the same way that we book the DJ,</i>
1375
1376305
137700:16:58,726 --> 00:17:02,188
1378<i>we want to book you.
1379And I go on my social media like,</i>
1380
1381306
138200:17:02,271 --> 00:17:04,023
1383<i>"Guys, I'll be at... in this town."</i>
1384
1385307
138600:17:04,106 --> 00:17:05,816
1387And all the kids from that town
1388
1389308
139000:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,753
1391are gonna be like,
1392"I guess this is where we're going."
1393
1394309
139500:17:09,320 --> 00:17:10,947
1396<i>I get paid great money</i>
1397
1398310
139900:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,115
1400<i>to show the dark corners of life</i>
1401
1402311
140300:17:13,199 --> 00:17:16,369
1404<i>that people might not always be proud of
1405but it's really what happens though.</i>
1406
1407312
140800:17:18,079 --> 00:17:20,748
1409<i>The internet's full of people
1410that are just furious with me.</i>
1411
1412313
141300:17:22,250 --> 00:17:24,293
1414They look at me like,
1415"This is demeaning.
1416
1417314
141800:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,379
1419This is not what
1420our culture should stand for."
1421
1422315
142300:17:26,963 --> 00:17:29,549
1424<i>We're all hypocrites
1425afraid of our own urges.</i>
1426
1427316
142800:17:29,632 --> 00:17:32,969
1429<i>So, we demonize the people
1430that are free to be able to do this.</i>
1431
1432317
143300:17:34,762 --> 00:17:37,473
1434Instagram and I
1435have a very troubled history.
1436
1437318
143800:17:37,932 --> 00:17:39,100
1439<i>When it first came out,</i>
1440
1441319
144200:17:39,183 --> 00:17:42,478
1443<i>I was just like, "All right! My name's
1444gonna be kirillwashere on Instagram."</i>
1445
1446320
144700:17:42,645 --> 00:17:46,107
1448<i>And I lasted three months
1449before they kicked me off.</i>
1450
1451321
145200:17:46,482 --> 00:17:49,110
1453<i>I probably went through
145413 Instagram accounts,</i>
1455
1456322
145700:17:49,193 --> 00:17:53,030
1458<i>like kirillionaire, kirillex,
1459kirillgotmepregnant.</i>
1460
1461323
146200:17:53,614 --> 00:17:57,201
1463<i>Literally could not think of
1464any more names for myself on Instagram</i>
1465
1466324
146700:17:57,285 --> 00:18:01,455
1468and then someone's like "slutwhisperer"
1469and I was, "It's kinda funny."
1470
1471325
147200:18:01,998 --> 00:18:03,249
1473<i>And I just registered it.</i>
1474
1475326
147600:18:03,332 --> 00:18:06,586
1477And for some fucked-up reason,
1478
1479327
148000:18:06,669 --> 00:18:07,920
1481they left me alone.
1482
1483328
148400:18:08,212 --> 00:18:09,380
1485I know you guys, you're like,
1486
1487329
148800:18:09,463 --> 00:18:12,925
1489"Kirill, I hope you didn't forget about us
1490in Chicago this Friday."
1491
1492330
149300:18:13,217 --> 00:18:16,137
1494No, I didn't!
1495We're still coming to Chicago!
1496
1497331
149800:18:16,220 --> 00:18:17,972
1499<i>They verified me. I'm like, "Oh, boy.</i>
1500
1501332
150200:18:18,264 --> 00:18:22,435
1503They probably did not wanna add
1504that kinda approval to the shit I do."
1505
1506333
150700:18:25,980 --> 00:18:28,149
1508<i>Whatever I wanna say or express</i>
1509
1510334
151100:18:28,232 --> 00:18:30,276
1512<i>might not be popular opinion always</i>
1513
1514335
151500:18:30,860 --> 00:18:34,030
1516<i>but it's become
1517more of an extension of me.</i>
1518
1519336
152000:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,158
1521<i>I'm gonna make the jokes
1522I really wanna make,</i>
1523
1524337
152500:18:37,241 --> 00:18:38,826
1526<i>whether it's making fun of Jews,</i>
1527
1528338
152900:18:38,909 --> 00:18:40,369
1530<i>making fun of abortion...</i>
1531
1532339
153300:18:41,037 --> 00:18:42,413
1534<i>there are no boundaries.</i>
1535
1536340
153700:18:43,331 --> 00:18:46,208
1538<i>And this is where
1539I really catch people off guard because</i>
1540
1541341
154200:18:46,292 --> 00:18:47,772
1543<i>I play the lowest common denominator.</i>
1544
1545342
154600:18:47,835 --> 00:18:50,046
1547Because that's how you reach
1548the most amount of people.
1549
1550343
155100:18:51,839 --> 00:18:54,800
1552<i>We also gotta realize
1553how many ghost followers I have.</i>
1554
1555344
155600:18:55,259 --> 00:18:59,305
1557Like, huge names come up to me
1558and people that are like,
1559
1560345
156100:18:59,430 --> 00:19:02,224
1562"Love you, but I watch you from, like,
1563
1564346
156500:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,477
1566<i>someone else's account,
1567'cause I can't be caught</i>
1568
1569347
157000:19:05,019 --> 00:19:07,271
1571<i>following an account
1572named 'slutwhisperer'."</i>
1573
1574348
157500:19:08,731 --> 00:19:10,771
1576<i>A bunch of girls from</i>
1577Pretty Little Liars<i> follow me.</i>
1578
1579349
158000:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,360
1581I'm like, "Are you out of your mind?"
1582
1583350
158400:19:12,443 --> 00:19:14,820
1585Like you guys are, like,
1586cookie-cutter American,
1587
1588351
158900:19:14,904 --> 00:19:16,238
1590wholesome girls and, like,
1591
1592352
159300:19:16,322 --> 00:19:18,574
1594what the fuck
1595are you liking my post about
1596
1597353
159800:19:19,283 --> 00:19:20,785
1599<i>making fun of fat girls today?</i>
1600
1601354
160200:19:22,453 --> 00:19:25,748
1603I think people are attracted to the fact
1604that it's just fun
1605
1606355
160700:19:25,831 --> 00:19:28,501
1608and the... Maybe that
1609they're not willing to do that,
1610
1611356
161200:19:29,043 --> 00:19:30,920
1613and they're just voyeurs in this little...
1614
1615357
161600:19:31,504 --> 00:19:32,713
1617thing I've created.
1618
1619358
162000:19:33,089 --> 00:19:37,843
1621We can officially
1622stop referring to Emily Ratajkowski
1623
1624359
162500:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,304
1626<i>as the model
1627from the "Blurred Lines" video.</i>
1628
1629360
163000:19:40,471 --> 00:19:42,973
1631<i>The 22-year-old beauty
1632who caught everyone's attention</i>
1633
1634361
163500:19:43,057 --> 00:19:45,643
1636<i>in Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" video
1637has been crowned</i>
1638
1639362
164000:19:45,726 --> 00:19:47,603
1641<i>Esquire's Woman of the Year.</i>
1642
1643363
164400:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,689
1645<i>It was just a job for me.</i>
1646
1647364
164800:19:49,772 --> 00:19:52,000
1649I just went into it thinking, like,
1650"Okay, great. Payday.
1651
1652365
165300:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,818
1654Who knows what this will be like?"
1655
1656366
165700:19:53,901 --> 00:19:56,987
1658And then the internet just started,
1659like, exploding a little bit
1660
1661367
166200:19:57,071 --> 00:19:58,831
1663and then I guess
1664that's when I started to see
1665
1666368
166700:19:58,864 --> 00:20:01,909
1668people following me
1669in a way that I hadn't seen before.
1670
1671369
167200:20:01,992 --> 00:20:03,411
1673<i>It's really empowering.</i>
1674
1675370
167600:20:03,494 --> 00:20:06,831
1677<i>I look back at actresses
1678or models 20 years ago.</i>
1679
1680371
168100:20:06,914 --> 00:20:09,959
1682Everything that they said
1683was filtered through the media,
1684
1685372
168600:20:10,418 --> 00:20:12,336
1687<i>and someone who barely knew them.</i>
1688
1689373
169000:20:12,420 --> 00:20:16,048
1691<i>And now, I have a direct connection
1692to 15 million people.</i>
1693
1694374
169500:20:17,133 --> 00:20:21,137
1696<i>The control that a woman can have
1697over her own image is really powerful.</i>
1698
1699375
170000:20:22,012 --> 00:20:26,016
1701<i>We're able to have forums
1702and ways of posting what you want,</i>
1703
1704376
170500:20:26,100 --> 00:20:28,185
1706and that's what fourth-wave feminism
1707is about.
1708
1709377
171000:20:28,269 --> 00:20:30,187
1711It's about accessibility to technology.
1712
1713378
171400:20:30,646 --> 00:20:33,566
1715I'm gonna introduce you to fan luv.
1716
1717379
171800:20:35,109 --> 00:20:36,610
1719Fan luv!
1720
1721380
172200:20:36,694 --> 00:20:38,070
1723All they gotta do is say "fan luv"
1724
1725381
172600:20:38,154 --> 00:20:42,199
1727and I automatically say, "Woah!
1728Stop what I'm doing, that's family!"
1729
1730382
173100:20:43,909 --> 00:20:47,037
1732<i>DJ Khaled has become
1733the unlikely King of Snapchat.</i>
1734
1735383
173600:20:47,496 --> 00:20:51,834
1737<i>Every day, Khaled hilariously chronicles
1738the minutia of his life.</i>
1739
1740384
174100:20:54,462 --> 00:20:55,755
1742<i>Can't really rehearse it.</i>
1743
1744385
174500:20:55,838 --> 00:20:57,548
1746Push the button. Ten seconds.
1747
1748386
174900:20:57,840 --> 00:21:00,551
1750Talk your talk or show something
1751that you want to see.
1752
1753387
175400:21:00,718 --> 00:21:03,095
1755You know what I mean,
1756and it's just me being me.
1757
1758388
175900:21:03,179 --> 00:21:05,181
1760In life, you have roadblocks.
1761
1762389
176300:21:05,347 --> 00:21:07,183
1764The key is to overcome it.
1765
1766390
176700:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,768
1768Oh, shit!
1769
1770391
177100:21:09,351 --> 00:21:10,561
1772Oh, man!
1773
1774392
177500:21:11,187 --> 00:21:12,187
1776I'm stuck.
1777
1778393
177900:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,106
1780I am stuck for real.
1781
1782394
178300:21:17,568 --> 00:21:20,488
1784I am stuck in a tree, in the ocean.
1785
1786395
178700:21:21,030 --> 00:21:22,239
1788Cut my leg.
1789
1790396
179100:21:23,365 --> 00:21:24,408
1792The key is don't panic.
1793
1794397
179500:21:24,492 --> 00:21:26,577
1796<i>He's coined countless catchphrases.</i>
1797
1798398
179900:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,704
1800Another one. "Just know."
1801
1802399
180300:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,414
1804<i>His keys to success.</i>
1805
1806400
180700:21:30,498 --> 00:21:32,249
1808Right now I'm on ABC <i>Nightline.</i>
1809
1810401
181100:21:32,333 --> 00:21:33,459
1812Major Key!
1813
1814402
181500:21:33,542 --> 00:21:35,878
1816It's just something natural
1817that comes out me.
1818
1819403
182000:21:35,961 --> 00:21:38,464
1821You know what I'm saying,
1822it's just who Khaled is.
1823
1824404
182500:21:38,547 --> 00:21:39,715
1826The Khaledisms.
1827
1828405
182900:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,675
1830<i>DJ Khaled!</i>
1831
1832406
183300:21:42,218 --> 00:21:44,929
1834You know, you hear it in the song
1835"DJ Khaled!"
1836
1837407
183800:21:45,012 --> 00:21:46,639
1839And you're like, "Who is this guy?"
1840
1841408
184200:21:47,139 --> 00:21:49,725
1843And I think he is brilliant
1844
1845409
184600:21:49,809 --> 00:21:52,937
1847because he saw this whole thing
1848with social media happening
1849
1850410
185100:21:53,020 --> 00:21:54,814
1852before it was even happening.
1853
1854411
185500:21:54,897 --> 00:21:59,443
1856<i>He utilized his lifestyle
1857in a way to be like,</i>
1858
1859412
186000:21:59,527 --> 00:22:03,155
1861"I'm going to let people in on my life."
1862I don't even think DJ Khaled's a persona.
1863
1864413
186500:22:03,239 --> 00:22:04,949
1866I think that that just is who he is.
1867
1868414
186900:22:05,407 --> 00:22:07,327
1870<i>I used to work at Shoney's
1871as a bus boy.</i>
1872
1873415
187400:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,995
1875<i>I used to sell clothes
1876out the trunk of my car.</i>
1877
1878416
187900:22:10,079 --> 00:22:13,374
1880You're looking at 25 years of blood,
1881sweat, and tears. Actually more.
1882
1883417
188400:22:13,999 --> 00:22:16,919
1885<i>I just had a vision of being one of the
1886biggest music moguls in the world.</i>
1887
1888418
188900:22:18,128 --> 00:22:20,464
1890I'm like a lion in the jungle.
1891
1892419
189300:22:20,548 --> 00:22:24,635
1894Right now, as we shooting this video,
1895it went number one record in the country!
1896
1897420
189800:22:24,718 --> 00:22:27,012
1899DJ Khaled! DJ Khaled!
1900
1901421
190200:22:27,096 --> 00:22:30,391
1903Being gold, going platinum in a week
1904so get ready for a new alert!
1905
1906422
190700:22:32,226 --> 00:22:34,562
1908<i>Before I was at just one city
1909in a nightclub.</i>
1910
1911423
191200:22:34,937 --> 00:22:37,314
1913<i>Now I can rip a stage or arena,</i>
1914
1915424
191600:22:37,398 --> 00:22:39,191
1917or even being in my room
1918
1919425
192000:22:39,275 --> 00:22:43,487
1921and you can just pick up your phone and
1922you can show your talents to the world.
1923
1924426
192500:22:45,948 --> 00:22:48,325
1926<i>Stand-up comedy pre-internet,
1927that was, like,</i>
1928
1929427
193000:22:48,409 --> 00:22:51,620
193111 years of
1932just languishing on the road.
1933
1934428
193500:22:51,704 --> 00:22:53,414
1936<i>And then MySpace started</i>
1937
1938429
193900:22:53,497 --> 00:22:55,624
1940<i>and from there everybody started
1941booking me.</i>
1942
1943430
194400:22:55,708 --> 00:22:58,252
1945And literally it was ripple effect
1946that went across the country.
1947
1948431
194900:22:58,335 --> 00:23:00,504
1950<i>I was one of the first to do it,</i>
1951
1952432
195300:23:00,588 --> 00:23:02,965
1954<i>but now with
1955what people are able to do,</i>
1956
1957433
195800:23:03,048 --> 00:23:05,217
1959I don't feel like fame is fame anymore.
1960
1961434
196200:23:05,885 --> 00:23:07,553
1963<i>The kid from the Super Bowl,</i>
1964
1965435
196600:23:07,678 --> 00:23:09,471
1967<i>who took the selfie
1968with Justin Timberlake,</i>
1969
1970436
197100:23:09,555 --> 00:23:12,766
1972he becomes an instant meme,
1973and is everywhere!
1974
1975437
197600:23:12,850 --> 00:23:14,602
1977To me, it looked like
1978you were right there,
1979
1980438
198100:23:14,685 --> 00:23:17,104
1982but you got yourself there.
1983You were a few rows back.
1984
1985439
198600:23:17,187 --> 00:23:19,732
1987Yeah, I pushed through.
1988I was elbowing people.
1989
1990440
199100:23:19,815 --> 00:23:21,859
1992<i>It's like instantly,</i>
1993
1994441
199500:23:22,026 --> 00:23:24,570
1996<i>you could be a recognizable face.</i>
1997
1998442
199900:23:24,695 --> 00:23:27,489
2000"Oh, aren't you that kid from
2001the Super Bowl that took the selfie?"
2002
2003443
200400:23:27,573 --> 00:23:30,159
2005Like, it's like, it's just so crazy
2006how this works.
2007
2008444
200900:23:30,242 --> 00:23:31,744
2010<i>You're famous instantly.</i>
2011
2012445
201300:23:31,827 --> 00:23:34,330
2014<i>Does that mean you're gonna be
2015not famous instantly?</i>
2016
2017446
201800:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,832
2019Your screenname could be like,
2020All Cats Suck.
2021
2022447
202300:23:36,916 --> 00:23:39,877
2024<i>That's all you post
2025is shit about, like, ugly cats</i>
2026
2027448
202800:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,837
2029<i>and suddenly you've got
2030millions of followers.</i>
2031
2032449
203300:23:42,838 --> 00:23:44,298
2034<i>Hey, stick 'em up!</i>
2035
2036450
203700:23:44,673 --> 00:23:46,592
2038<i>Everyone can be famous now.</i>
2039
2040451
204100:23:47,051 --> 00:23:50,304
2042I live this Barbie life
2043better than Barbie.
2044
2045452
204600:23:50,721 --> 00:23:54,266
2047<i>I just visited my wife and she said
2048that I blew up all over Facebook.</i>
2049
2050453
205100:23:54,350 --> 00:23:57,186
2052<i>Hordes of women
2053declaring him too sexy for jail.</i>
2054
2055454
205600:23:57,269 --> 00:23:59,229
2057- My God.
2058- That's your kind of criminal.
2059
2060455
206100:23:59,688 --> 00:24:01,732
2062<i>Everyone can have a voice
2063on any subject.</i>
2064
2065456
206600:24:03,108 --> 00:24:03,943
2067Damn, Daniel!
2068
2069457
207000:24:04,026 --> 00:24:08,322
2071But in three days, is everyone remembering
2072that that person said that? I don't know.
2073
2074458
207500:24:08,405 --> 00:24:10,240
2076Cash me ousside, how 'bout dat?
2077
2078459
207900:24:10,324 --> 00:24:13,953
2080Andy Warhol talked about it best
2081before the internet was even a thing.
2082
2083460
208400:24:14,036 --> 00:24:15,621
2085<i>It is about 15 minutes of fame.</i>
2086
2087461
208800:24:17,414 --> 00:24:19,166
2089<i>Ow, Charlie!</i>
2090
2091462
209200:24:19,249 --> 00:24:20,751
2093<i>Ow!</i>
2094
2095463
209600:24:27,841 --> 00:24:30,886
2097Look at this.
2098That must've been your first birthday.
2099
2100464
210100:24:30,970 --> 00:24:32,638
2102It was 'cause it was my 21st birthday.
2103
2104465
210500:24:32,721 --> 00:24:35,349
2106- Why have I not seen these?
2107- Look how conservative I was.
2108
2109466
211000:24:35,933 --> 00:24:38,811
2111Do you have any of the old pictures
2112of me and Andy Warhol?
2113
2114467
211500:24:39,436 --> 00:24:42,439
2116I have them somewhere. I will find...
2117I'm just going through all this stuff.
2118
2119468
212000:24:42,523 --> 00:24:44,608
2121- Please find them. That would be so epic.
2122- I know.
2123
2124469
212500:24:45,359 --> 00:24:47,528
2126You are exactly what he would have loved.
2127
2128470
212900:24:48,529 --> 00:24:51,281
2130This was the heyday of Studio 54.
2131
2132471
213300:24:52,157 --> 00:24:54,576
2134And that's Andy
2135and he's naked behind this.
2136
2137472
213800:24:54,785 --> 00:24:56,065
2139Holding it up like that?
2140
2141473
214200:24:56,120 --> 00:24:57,913
2143Uh-huh. And then me.
2144
2145474
214600:24:58,163 --> 00:25:00,624
2147I wanna take a picture of that
2148for Throwback Thursday.
2149
2150475
215100:25:01,917 --> 00:25:02,917
2152Killing it.
2153
2154476
215500:25:03,627 --> 00:25:05,587
2156How old were you
2157when you did the shoot?
2158
2159477
216000:25:06,714 --> 00:25:08,465
2161Probably 20?
2162
2163478
216400:25:11,844 --> 00:25:14,054
2165<i>My parents were always
2166very strict with me.</i>
2167
2168479
216900:25:15,222 --> 00:25:16,515
2170Look at Paris.
2171
2172480
217300:25:16,598 --> 00:25:19,768
2174She's getting so gorgeous and tall.
2175
2176481
217700:25:21,145 --> 00:25:22,688
2178<i>I wasn't allowed to go out.</i>
2179
2180482
218100:25:22,771 --> 00:25:24,732
2182<i>I wasn't allowed to go on dates
2183or wear makeup.</i>
2184
2185483
218600:25:25,357 --> 00:25:27,860
2187<i>I was 15 years old
2188when we moved to New York.</i>
2189
2190484
219100:25:28,694 --> 00:25:29,694
2192<i>My sister and I...</i>
2193
2194485
219500:25:30,320 --> 00:25:33,866
2196<i>all a sudden we started being invited
2197to all these events and parties.</i>
2198
2199486
220000:25:35,492 --> 00:25:38,787
2201<i>So we kind of really grew up fast,
2202living in New York.</i>
2203
2204487
220500:25:39,538 --> 00:25:41,665
2206<i>I just wanted to be known as Paris,</i>
2207
2208488
220900:25:41,749 --> 00:25:44,501
2210and not be known as
2211the Hilton Hotel granddaughter.
2212
2213489
221400:25:44,585 --> 00:25:47,629
2215<i>So I always felt like I needed to break
2216away from that</i>
2217
2218490
221900:25:47,713 --> 00:25:49,840
2220<i>and do my own thing.</i>
2221
2222491
222300:25:50,424 --> 00:25:54,136
2224<i>I met David LaChappelle,
2225who I was obsessed with</i>
2226
2227492
222800:25:54,219 --> 00:25:57,890
2229<i>because I had seen all of his photos
2230and just what a genius he was.</i>
2231
2232493
223300:25:58,766 --> 00:26:00,100
2234<i>And he said, "What is your name?"</i>
2235
2236494
223700:26:00,184 --> 00:26:01,477
2238I said, "My name is Paris."
2239
2240495
224100:26:02,519 --> 00:26:05,314
2242He's like, "You're a star.
2243You're gonna be my muse."
2244
2245496
224600:26:05,397 --> 00:26:07,399
2247<i>Like Andy Warhol had Edie Sedgwick.</i>
2248
2249497
225000:26:08,192 --> 00:26:09,443
2251I was very young.
2252
2253498
225400:26:09,985 --> 00:26:13,489
2255I was shy. But with David,
2256I would have fun and dress up and play.
2257
2258499
225900:26:14,406 --> 00:26:18,452
2260<i>David told me, "Paris, I have an idea.
2261I wanna shoot you and your sister."</i>
2262
2263500
226400:26:18,744 --> 00:26:20,621
2265<i>My sister was 15 years old,</i>
2266
2267501
226800:26:20,704 --> 00:26:22,706
2269so we lied to my parents
2270
2271502
227200:26:22,790 --> 00:26:26,043
2273and pretended we were going
2274to our cousin's birthday.
2275
2276503
227700:26:26,543 --> 00:26:28,879
2278Uh, David and his team flew Nicky out.
2279
2280504
228100:26:29,546 --> 00:26:30,798
2282We went to
2283
2284505
228500:26:31,340 --> 00:26:32,508
2286this motel
2287
2288506
228900:26:33,217 --> 00:26:35,761
2290<i>on La Cienega Boulevard in LA
2291that's very infamous.</i>
2292
2293507
229400:26:36,470 --> 00:26:40,390
2295<i>Posing in very risque outfits
2296with the necklaces that said "Rich."</i>
2297
2298508
229900:26:41,475 --> 00:26:43,393
2300This other picture, too. Oh, my God.
2301
2302509
230300:26:44,186 --> 00:26:45,771
2304You might have to blur this.
2305
2306510
230700:26:46,355 --> 00:26:49,149
2308<i>One of the makeup people
2309pulled the top down for one second.</i>
2310
2311511
231200:26:49,233 --> 00:26:50,234
2313<i>I had no clue.</i>
2314
2315512
231600:26:50,317 --> 00:26:52,861
2317They were pouring water in my hair
2318and my face.
2319
2320513
232100:26:52,945 --> 00:26:53,987
2322I couldn't see.
2323
2324514
232500:26:54,571 --> 00:26:56,865
2326<i>And then me in my grandparents' house</i>
2327
2328515
232900:26:56,949 --> 00:27:00,577
2330<i>at three or four in the morning.
2331I thought it was just all for fun, like,</i>
2332
2333516
233400:27:00,661 --> 00:27:03,080
2335<i>"No one's ever gonna see these pictures."</i>
2336
2337517
233800:27:03,163 --> 00:27:06,083
2339And then, all of a sudden,
2340he called me and he said, "Oh, my God,
2341
2342518
234300:27:06,291 --> 00:27:07,291
2344I have great news!"
2345
2346519
234700:27:07,334 --> 00:27:11,463
2348I'm like, "What?"
2349He's like, <i>"Vanity Fair</i> loves our photos."
2350
2351520
235200:27:12,464 --> 00:27:16,093
2353When I opened up the magazine
2354and saw that, I wanted to...
2355
2356521
235700:27:17,010 --> 00:27:18,010
2358take him...
2359
2360522
236100:27:19,429 --> 00:27:20,556
2362and strangle him.
2363
2364523
236500:27:22,432 --> 00:27:24,476
2366I can't believe that they would do this.
2367
2368524
236900:27:25,477 --> 00:27:26,854
2370This is not my daughter.
2371
2372525
237300:27:27,521 --> 00:27:28,647
2374I mean, that's crazy.
2375
2376526
237700:27:28,939 --> 00:27:31,525
2378This picture got me in so much trouble.
2379
2380527
238100:27:32,818 --> 00:27:35,320
2382Because of that photo shoot,
2383I was immediately, like,
2384
2385528
238600:27:35,404 --> 00:27:37,865
2387<i>the crazy socialite party girl.</i>
2388
2389529
239000:27:37,948 --> 00:27:39,950
2391<i>From there, it just kind of blew up.</i>
2392
2393530
239400:27:48,083 --> 00:27:49,251
2395<i>I moved to Los Angeles</i>
2396
2397531
239800:27:49,334 --> 00:27:53,505
2399<i>kind of around the birth of the
2400Paris Hilton blueprint for celebrity.</i>
2401
2402532
240300:27:54,298 --> 00:27:55,978
2404She wasn't an actress,
2405she wasn't a dancer,
2406
2407533
240800:27:56,008 --> 00:27:58,552
2409she wasn't a musician.
2410She was just this, kind of entity
2411
2412534
241300:27:58,635 --> 00:28:01,930
2414in Hollywood that was everywhere.
2415
2416535
241700:28:02,681 --> 00:28:03,932
2418Paris, right here, honey.
2419
2420536
242100:28:04,016 --> 00:28:05,142
2422Open up, open up.
2423
2424537
242500:28:05,225 --> 00:28:07,227
2426- How ya doing, man?
2427- I'm good, hi.
2428
2429538
243000:28:07,561 --> 00:28:10,540
2431Came here to be an actor. Do all that
2432kind of stuff, kind of got sidetracked
2433
2434539
243500:28:10,564 --> 00:28:11,398
2436as a model.
2437
2438540
243900:28:14,318 --> 00:28:17,279
2440<i>That was one of the first things
2441that I utilized social media to book.</i>
2442
2443541
244400:28:17,946 --> 00:28:19,799
2445It was before anyone was doing that,
2446so people were like,
2447
2448542
244900:28:19,823 --> 00:28:22,010
2450"How the hell did you do that?"
2451When I told them, they didn't believe me.
2452
2453543
245400:28:22,034 --> 00:28:24,494
2455<i>I'm probably in that for... six seconds?</i>
2456
2457544
245800:28:25,120 --> 00:28:26,163
2459Everyone knew who I was.
2460
2461545
246200:28:26,246 --> 00:28:28,916
2463I was the dude in the Britney Spears video
2464for a decade.
2465
2466546
246700:28:30,209 --> 00:28:33,128
2468You want to become
2469your own entity and brand?
2470
2471547
247200:28:33,212 --> 00:28:35,756
2473Yeah, I think a lot of people
2474have been asking me,
2475
2476548
247700:28:35,839 --> 00:28:37,439
2478"Are you a model?
2479Or are you an actress?"
2480
2481549
248200:28:37,466 --> 00:28:40,427
2483<i>When Emily Ratajkowski went viral,</i>
2484
2485550
248600:28:40,510 --> 00:28:43,180
2487<i>it was a very different time
2488from when I did that "Toxic" video.</i>
2489
2490551
249100:28:43,263 --> 00:28:46,266
2492<i>The difference, being able to be
2493in the driver's seat yourself</i>
2494
2495552
249600:28:46,350 --> 00:28:48,227
2497<i>and perpetuate your own attention
2498that you get,</i>
2499
2500553
250100:28:48,310 --> 00:28:50,437
2502<i>whereas for me, going back to 2004,</i>
2503
2504554
250500:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,981
2506<i>I had to hire a publicist, have an agent</i>
2507
2508555
250900:28:53,065 --> 00:28:55,943
2510<i>in order to even get
2511my face and name out there.</i>
2512
2513556
251400:28:56,026 --> 00:28:59,071
2515<i>But with social media,
2516everyone thinks they're an influencer.</i>
2517
2518557
251900:28:59,738 --> 00:29:02,407
2520<i>I started to see everyone else's
2521self-indulgent bullshit.</i>
2522
2523558
252400:29:02,491 --> 00:29:04,326
2525I love my butt lifter.
2526
2527559
252800:29:04,409 --> 00:29:08,580
2529I love it because it just gives me
2530that extra Kim K lift.
2531
2532560
253300:29:09,248 --> 00:29:10,958
2534<i>And it was such a turn-off</i>
2535
2536561
253700:29:11,041 --> 00:29:13,210
2538<i>that I was like,
2539"I don't wanna be a part of this."</i>
2540
2541562
254200:29:13,293 --> 00:29:15,772
2543<i>It's what I do for a living, I don't wanna
2544take more pictures of myself.</i>
2545
2546563
254700:29:23,845 --> 00:29:26,181
2548<i>I was, like, at this complete black-out
2549of social media...</i>
2550
2551564
255200:29:28,350 --> 00:29:29,851
2553<i>where I didn't have anything.</i>
2554
2555565
255600:29:30,227 --> 00:29:31,645
2557<i>So, people couldn't message me.</i>
2558
2559566
256000:29:35,691 --> 00:29:37,276
2561<i>Privacy is dead.</i>
2562
2563567
256400:29:37,776 --> 00:29:39,611
2565Photographs used to be so personal.
2566
2567568
256800:29:39,695 --> 00:29:43,323
2569<i>Now any picture you take
2570is intended to be shared.</i>
2571
2572569
257300:29:43,407 --> 00:29:44,992
2574<i>Any photograph that I have,</i>
2575
2576570
257700:29:45,075 --> 00:29:48,954
2578I have to be okay with the idea of it
2579being out for the entire world to see.
2580
2581571
258200:29:49,663 --> 00:29:51,164
2583<i>It's a lot of responsibility.</i>
2584
2585572
258600:29:51,498 --> 00:29:54,042
2587A million pictures of you
2588are everywhere and,
2589
2590573
259100:29:54,126 --> 00:29:56,846
2592you know, what you put out there,
2593if you regret it in a couple years,
2594
2595574
259600:29:56,878 --> 00:30:00,090
2597it's still gonna be out there.
2598But, get over it.
2599
2600575
260100:30:00,173 --> 00:30:02,134
2602You know, that's just the way
2603the world works now.
2604
2605576
260600:30:06,430 --> 00:30:08,765
2607This is so depressing
2608that this is what I have to do.
2609
2610577
261100:30:09,141 --> 00:30:11,560
2612Contour my nose 'cause I hate it
2613and think it's too big
2614
2615578
261600:30:11,643 --> 00:30:13,683
2617even though everyone's like,
2618"She's had a nose job!"
2619
2620579
262100:30:13,729 --> 00:30:15,731
2622I'm like, "Bitch... Bitch, where?"
2623
2624580
262500:30:16,189 --> 00:30:17,566
2626I want a nose job though.
2627
2628581
262900:30:17,941 --> 00:30:19,943
2630Cover up my mustache 'cause I'm...
2631
2632582
263300:30:20,485 --> 00:30:22,821
2634Italian and have one unfortunately.
2635
2636583
263700:30:23,363 --> 00:30:26,241
2638Everyone has little secrets
2639that no one knows about.
2640
2641584
264200:30:29,411 --> 00:30:31,246
2643Whoever you grow up with
2644
2645585
264600:30:31,371 --> 00:30:34,041
2647really has such an influence
2648on the way you do your makeup
2649
2650586
265100:30:34,124 --> 00:30:37,711
2652because my mom always had makeup on.
2653
2654587
265500:30:37,794 --> 00:30:40,547
2656Always. She didn't...
2657like, she put a full face on
2658
2659588
266000:30:40,630 --> 00:30:41,757
2661like right away.
2662
2663589
266400:30:41,840 --> 00:30:44,217
2665She never, ever went without makeup.
2666
2667590
266800:30:47,471 --> 00:30:50,432
2669<i>My mom started putting makeup on me
2670when I was in preschool.</i>
2671
2672591
267300:30:50,640 --> 00:30:52,601
2674<i>I was like the only little girl
2675in preschool</i>
2676
2677592
267800:30:52,684 --> 00:30:54,978
2679<i>who had lipstick and mascara
2680and blush on.</i>
2681
2682593
268300:30:57,314 --> 00:30:58,648
2684Oh, Brittany.
2685
2686594
268700:30:59,399 --> 00:31:01,610
2688Oh, my God! I can't stand it.
2689
2690595
269100:31:01,818 --> 00:31:03,528
2692Look over here, Brit! Brit!
2693
2694596
269500:31:04,988 --> 00:31:08,367
2696<i>I am from outside
2697of Philadelphia.</i>
2698
2699597
270000:31:08,450 --> 00:31:10,452
2701<i>A little town called Perkasie.</i>
2702
2703598
270400:31:13,663 --> 00:31:16,750
2705I can see it now! Broadway!
2706
2707599
270800:31:17,042 --> 00:31:18,126
2709<i>I was a theatre kid.</i>
2710
2711600
271200:31:18,877 --> 00:31:21,380
2713<i>Total nerd.
2714I always wanted to be an actor.</i>
2715
2716601
271700:31:22,714 --> 00:31:24,091
2718<i>She was this outgoing kid.</i>
2719
2720602
272100:31:24,174 --> 00:31:26,885
2722<i>She always wanted to help
2723make people happy and laugh.</i>
2724
2725603
272600:31:27,803 --> 00:31:30,472
2727Acting and being funny and...
2728
2729604
273000:31:30,555 --> 00:31:34,184
2731putting on a good face and so on
2732was her way to escape her life.
2733
2734605
273500:31:35,727 --> 00:31:38,397
2736<i>I loved it
2737because I got to be this other person.</i>
2738
2739606
274000:31:38,480 --> 00:31:39,856
2741<i>I didn't have to be myself.</i>
2742
2743607
274400:31:41,983 --> 00:31:44,653
2745<i>I got bullied a lot when I was younger
2746and picked on a lot</i>
2747
2748608
274900:31:44,736 --> 00:31:47,656
2750<i>I think because I was so outspoken.</i>
2751
2752609
275300:31:48,281 --> 00:31:51,326
2754At that time, people would
2755write to Brittany telling her to drop dead
2756
2757610
275800:31:51,410 --> 00:31:53,829
2759or go kill yourself
2760or something like that.
2761
2762611
276300:31:54,204 --> 00:31:55,372
2764And that was rough.
2765
2766612
276700:31:56,081 --> 00:31:57,081
2768<i>I just hated it.</i>
2769
2770613
277100:31:57,124 --> 00:31:59,334
2772<i>I hated every minute of it.
2773It was hell.</i>
2774
2775614
277600:32:00,460 --> 00:32:02,879
2777<i>I didn't get asked to
2778either of my proms because</i>
2779
2780615
278100:32:02,963 --> 00:32:05,590
2782<i>guys thought I was a lesbian
2783'cause I was always cracking jokes.</i>
2784
2785616
278600:32:05,674 --> 00:32:09,177
2787<i>And I told my parents
2788when I turn 17 and graduate high school,</i>
2789
2790617
279100:32:09,261 --> 00:32:11,805
2792<i>I'm going to California
2793and I'm gonna make shit happen.</i>
2794
2795618
279600:32:14,641 --> 00:32:17,102
2797<i>Packed my bags, packed up all my
2798little newspaper articles</i>
2799
2800619
280100:32:17,185 --> 00:32:19,646
2802where people were like,
2803"This girl's gonna be a star!
2804
2805620
280600:32:19,729 --> 00:32:23,275
2807The Perkasie, Pennsylvania Times."
2808
2809621
281000:32:24,443 --> 00:32:27,070
2811<i>Came out here,
2812fell for every scam in the book.</i>
2813
2814622
281500:32:27,654 --> 00:32:30,490
2816<i>I paid $1,800 for head shots.</i>
2817
2818623
281900:32:30,866 --> 00:32:34,578
2820<i>I would scrounge up $600
2821and pay for a shitty improv class</i>
2822
2823624
282400:32:34,661 --> 00:32:37,456
2825<i>that the teacher was
2826in a Geico commercial.</i>
2827
2828625
282900:32:37,539 --> 00:32:40,041
2830<i>I had no money.
2831My dad was supporting me.</i>
2832
2833626
283400:32:40,375 --> 00:32:42,461
2835Every day my parents would call me,
2836"Come home!
2837
2838627
283900:32:42,544 --> 00:32:44,897
2840There's no point in you being there!
2841You don't know anybody!
2842
2843628
284400:32:44,921 --> 00:32:46,841
2845Get home! You're not gonna
2846make it happen. Stop."
2847
2848629
284900:32:46,882 --> 00:32:50,177
2850Literally no one believed in me.
2851And then I saw Kelly Oxford,
2852
2853630
285400:32:50,260 --> 00:32:52,095
2855<i>who's a really funny comedian.</i>
2856
2857631
285800:32:52,179 --> 00:32:53,889
2859<i>I saw her advertise Vine.</i>
2860
2861632
286200:32:53,972 --> 00:32:57,726
2863<i>It was just, you hold your finger down
2864on the screen and you record a video,</i>
2865
2866633
286700:32:57,809 --> 00:32:59,853
2868<i>and it's six seconds,
2869just little bits of your day.</i>
2870
2871634
287200:32:59,936 --> 00:33:01,771
2873<i>I was like,
2874"Oh, let me check this out."</i>
2875
2876635
287700:33:04,065 --> 00:33:06,026
2878- Do you like being in the front seat?
2879- Yeah.
2880
2881636
288200:33:06,485 --> 00:33:09,125
2883<i>So, I started doing
2884little sketch videos with my friends</i>
2885
2886637
288700:33:09,196 --> 00:33:12,449
2888<i>and I started to put them on the Vine.</i>
2889
2890638
289100:33:12,532 --> 00:33:14,075
2892You know you want this V!
2893
2894639
289500:33:14,159 --> 00:33:15,919
2896How to hit on guys
2897the way guys hit on girls.
2898
2899640
290000:33:15,994 --> 00:33:19,748
2901Hey, baby! I'd like to lick
2902yo buttcrack sideways!
2903
2904641
290500:33:20,624 --> 00:33:23,793
2906At first, I thought, you know,
2907"Hey, girl, instead of screwin' around
2908
2909642
291000:33:24,336 --> 00:33:28,298
2911with this Vine, why don't you look for
2912some real work to get into?"
2913
2914643
291500:33:28,381 --> 00:33:31,259
2916<i>But it just took off.
2917It shocked the heck outta me.</i>
2918
2919644
292000:33:31,635 --> 00:33:33,845
2921My following started growing like crazy!
2922
2923645
292400:33:33,929 --> 00:33:35,597
2925<i>And it started to just
2926grow, grow, grow.</i>
2927
2928646
292900:33:36,598 --> 00:33:41,811
2930<i>And I have 4.2 billion...
2931billion... Vine views.</i>
2932
2933647
293400:33:42,020 --> 00:33:45,232
2935<i>What I loved about it was that I didn't
2936need anybody's permission to perform.</i>
2937
2938648
293900:33:45,315 --> 00:33:47,025
2940<i>I didn't have to audition
2941for anybody.</i>
2942
2943649
294400:33:47,108 --> 00:33:48,652
2945I could do whatever the fuck I wanted.
2946
2947650
294800:33:59,829 --> 00:34:02,832
2949<i>My love of Disney started
2950when I came to America from Russia.</i>
2951
2952651
295300:34:03,291 --> 00:34:08,004
2954<i>I was always, like, a nerdy Jewish
2955suburban little white kid.</i>
2956
2957652
295800:34:08,838 --> 00:34:10,465
2959<i>Kind of quiet and shy.</i>
2960
2961653
296200:34:11,299 --> 00:34:13,635
2963<i>I never was part of the cool kids.</i>
2964
2965654
296600:34:14,344 --> 00:34:17,013
2967<i>Then when I got to high school
2968and became more and more immature,</i>
2969
2970655
297100:34:17,097 --> 00:34:19,474
2972<i>I started doodling some offensive shit.</i>
2973
2974656
297500:34:19,558 --> 00:34:21,268
2976<i>Making fun of teachers, you know,</i>
2977
2978657
297900:34:21,351 --> 00:34:23,019
2980<i>just trying to fit in with kids.</i>
2981
2982658
298300:34:23,770 --> 00:34:27,315
2984<i>And then, you know how the school
2985puts out, like, "Most likely to succeed"</i>
2986
2987659
298800:34:27,399 --> 00:34:28,959
2989<i>or whatever that fuckin' horse shit is:</i>
2990
2991660
299200:34:29,025 --> 00:34:31,486
2993<i>well, on the unofficial list,</i>
2994
2995661
299600:34:31,945 --> 00:34:35,407
2997<i>I was most likely to draw
2998hidden boners in Disney cartoons.</i>
2999
3000662
300100:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,371
3002<i>I went to college to be a Disney animator.</i>
3003
3004663
300500:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,915
3006<i>And then I kind of
3007fell out of love with it.</i>
3008
3009664
301000:34:43,999 --> 00:34:48,211
3011<i>I need instant gratification
3012and animation just takes too long.</i>
3013
3014665
301500:34:48,295 --> 00:34:50,755
3016<i>So I was like, "Fuck it.
3017I'm leaving college."</i>
3018
3019666
302000:34:53,842 --> 00:34:57,095
3021<i>At this time, I was, like,
3022falling in love with stand-up.</i>
3023
3024667
302500:34:57,178 --> 00:35:01,057
3026Every show I went to, I would, like,
3027save the little playbills they had.
3028
3029668
303000:35:01,516 --> 00:35:04,060
3031This guy, 2003.
3032
3033669
303400:35:05,020 --> 00:35:07,439
3035Here's when you know
3036you're officially drunk right here.
3037
3038670
303900:35:07,522 --> 00:35:10,900
3040When you get into a taxicab,
3041and you think the fare is the time.
3042
3043671
304400:35:14,571 --> 00:35:17,324
3045Oh my God, it's 25 past 24.
3046Holy shit.
3047
3048672
304900:35:18,158 --> 00:35:21,119
3050The way these people think,
3051the way they look at the world.
3052
3053673
305400:35:21,202 --> 00:35:23,079
3055I was like, "This is really amazing."
3056
3057674
305800:35:23,747 --> 00:35:24,831
3059<i>It's funny though.</i>
3060
3061675
306200:35:24,956 --> 00:35:26,559
3063When someone gets racial
3064with you when you're white,
3065
3066676
306700:35:26,583 --> 00:35:28,853
3068you're not allowed to get racial back,
3069you know what I mean?
3070
3071677
307200:35:28,877 --> 00:35:31,921
3073So, it's kinda like awkward.
3074The dude's goin' at you, "White boy!
3075
3076678
307700:35:32,047 --> 00:35:33,214
3078You cracka!"
3079
3080679
308100:35:33,298 --> 00:35:35,175
3082You're like, "Yeah, you stupid jerk."
3083
3084680
308500:35:35,425 --> 00:35:37,469
3086<i>My mom was very scared.</i>
3087
3088681
308900:35:37,552 --> 00:35:40,192
3090The way I was starting to think
3091and the way I was starting to talk.
3092
3093682
309400:35:40,221 --> 00:35:44,434
3095She was like, "I feel like these people
3096are taking you in a very dark place."
3097
3098683
309900:35:44,517 --> 00:35:47,145
3100Never let a woman
3101put a condom on you, okay?
3102
3103684
310400:35:47,228 --> 00:35:48,480
3105Do it yourself.
3106
3107685
310800:35:48,563 --> 00:35:50,815
3109'Cause when a lady does it,
3110it can be embarrassing.
3111
3112686
311300:35:50,899 --> 00:35:53,902
3114It's like, "Oh, look,
3115there's still more room!"
3116
3117687
311800:35:55,737 --> 00:35:58,531
3119I learned how to speak to people
3120and make them laugh.
3121
3122688
312300:35:59,115 --> 00:36:03,036
3124I used to spend
3125seven days a week in a comedy club
3126
3127689
312800:36:03,119 --> 00:36:05,330
3129<i>and I actually never got sick of it.</i>
3130
3131690
313200:36:05,413 --> 00:36:07,457
3133I wanted to be indispensable
3134to these people,
3135
3136691
313700:36:07,916 --> 00:36:10,043
3138<i>so I would shoot them,
3139be like, "Here's some photos."</i>
3140
3141692
314200:36:10,418 --> 00:36:12,712
3143<i>And that's when I fell in love with it.</i>
3144
3145693
314600:36:13,296 --> 00:36:14,798
3147<i>This doesn't feel like a job,</i>
3148
3149694
315000:36:15,632 --> 00:36:17,467
3151<i>but I'm making money doing it.</i>
3152
3153695
315400:36:17,550 --> 00:36:22,555
3155This was like crazy moment
3156seeing Robin on stage at Carolines.
3157
3158696
315900:36:23,264 --> 00:36:24,766
3160This is one of my favorites,
3161
3162697
316300:36:24,849 --> 00:36:26,976
3164Aziz and Kanye backstage
3165at our comedy club.
3166
3167698
316800:36:27,352 --> 00:36:29,145
3169When was the last time
3170you saw Kanye smile?
3171
3172699
317300:36:29,729 --> 00:36:31,147
3174This is a photo I took of Nas.
3175
3176700
317700:36:31,231 --> 00:36:33,191
3178I put these photos online the next day.
3179
3180701
318100:36:33,650 --> 00:36:37,987
3182Within two hours, his team and Def Jam
3183hit me and they're like,
3184
3185702
318600:36:38,071 --> 00:36:39,871
3187"Take these off the site.
3188We're buying these."
3189
3190703
319100:36:39,906 --> 00:36:41,950
3192And that became
3193my relationship with Nas.
3194
3195704
319600:36:42,033 --> 00:36:44,661
3197They trusted me from that moment
3198to shoot everything for him.
3199
3200705
320100:36:44,744 --> 00:36:48,123
3202This is the photo to this day
3203on Apple Music.
3204
3205706
320600:36:48,790 --> 00:36:51,543
3207And Nas' world opened up to me
3208where I got to shoot
3209
3210707
321100:36:51,626 --> 00:36:53,545
3212some of the craziest
3213legendary artists.
3214
3215708
321600:36:54,129 --> 00:36:56,548
3217Uh. Iconic photo. Bieber.
3218
3219709
322000:36:57,132 --> 00:36:59,212
3221This is me tryin' to be
3222a little bit of a fame whore,
3223
3224710
322500:36:59,259 --> 00:37:01,052
3226"Okay, this'll get me a lot of love."
3227
3228711
322900:37:01,136 --> 00:37:03,430
3230<i>I wasn't really taking
3231Pulitzer Prize-winning photos.</i>
3232
3233712
323400:37:03,513 --> 00:37:05,473
3235<i>I just wanted to take fun party photos,</i>
3236
3237713
323800:37:05,557 --> 00:37:08,059
3239<i>and then add that humor
3240that I was taught.</i>
3241
3242714
324300:37:09,686 --> 00:37:12,605
3244<i>This is a girl on crystal meth
3245running through the desert.</i>
3246
3247715
324800:37:12,689 --> 00:37:16,484
3249Oh, here's a chick passed out
3250underneath the fuckin' table at a party.
3251
3252716
325300:37:16,568 --> 00:37:18,403
3254At least she's got her shoes on, right?
3255
3256717
325700:37:18,486 --> 00:37:20,071
3258<i>I was shooting
3259a lot of these parties</i>
3260
3261718
326200:37:20,155 --> 00:37:23,283
3263<i>and we started pouring champagne in
3264girls' mouths 'cause it'd be a cool photo.</i>
3265
3266719
326700:37:23,366 --> 00:37:25,744
3268And then I think at some point,
3269I got nudged and I missed
3270
3271720
327200:37:25,827 --> 00:37:27,829
3273and I hit her face,
3274but the camera went off.
3275
3276721
327700:37:27,912 --> 00:37:30,872
3278I was like, "This is kind of a cool
3279photo." Like the way it hits your face.
3280
3281722
328200:37:31,291 --> 00:37:33,501
3283<i>And I put up, like, the best 50 photos.</i>
3284
3285723
328600:37:33,710 --> 00:37:35,336
3287<i>Within 24 hours, it exploded.</i>
3288
3289724
329000:37:35,420 --> 00:37:37,297
3291<i>I remember a bunch of sites
3292picked it up,</i>
3293
3294725
329500:37:37,380 --> 00:37:39,650
3296<i>and I remember walking
3297through a nightclub two days later,</i>
3298
3299726
330000:37:39,674 --> 00:37:41,926
3301<i>and these two girls at the bar are like,</i>
3302
3303727
330400:37:42,010 --> 00:37:43,553
3305"Oh, shit, that's Kirill.
3306
3307728
330800:37:43,636 --> 00:37:45,823
3309I wonder if we're gonna get
3310a champagne facial tonight."
3311
3312729
331300:37:45,847 --> 00:37:49,851
3314And I was like, "Whoa. Okay,
3315this is bigger than I thought it was."
3316
3317730
331800:37:50,852 --> 00:37:52,645
3319<i>And then I got sucked in the night life,</i>
3320
3321731
332200:37:52,729 --> 00:37:55,398
3323<i>and part of me wishes I didn't,</i>
3324
3325732
332600:37:55,482 --> 00:37:58,276
3327<i>but that's the foundation of
3328what everything is now.</i>
3329
3330733
333100:37:58,943 --> 00:38:01,529
3332Before it got all
3333fuckin' slutty and gross.
3334
3335734
333600:38:05,325 --> 00:38:07,303
3337<i>Breaking into
3338the modeling world is not easy.</i>
3339
3340735
334100:38:07,327 --> 00:38:09,329
3342<i>Obviously, I don't have a 60-pack</i>
3343
3344736
334500:38:09,412 --> 00:38:11,873
3346and, like, deep,
3347V-shaped dick lines,
3348
3349737
335000:38:11,956 --> 00:38:13,666
3351<i>so it's hard for me
3352to get into that scene.</i>
3353
3354738
335500:38:13,750 --> 00:38:17,170
3356<i>Also, the plus-size scene is
3357not exactly my thing either.</i>
3358
3359739
336000:38:17,253 --> 00:38:20,757
3361<i>I think they should rename the genre.
3362You know, just like, "Sturdy men."</i>
3363
3364740
336500:38:20,840 --> 00:38:23,301
3366Or like "thick, thick fellas."
3367
3368741
336900:38:25,386 --> 00:38:27,847
3370<i>I was, like, always super performative.</i>
3371
3372742
337300:38:29,349 --> 00:38:31,476
3374<i>Growing up in New York,
3375I was a child actor.</i>
3376
3377743
337800:38:32,143 --> 00:38:33,728
3379<i>I booked a Hershey's commercial.</i>
3380
3381744
338200:38:34,020 --> 00:38:35,480
3383<i>I was on fire.</i>
3384
3385745
338600:38:35,563 --> 00:38:38,358
3387<i>I showed up to school with a jean jacket
3388with the collar popped</i>
3389
3390746
339100:38:38,441 --> 00:38:40,193
3392and was basically just like,
3393"Daddy's home."
3394
3395747
339600:38:40,693 --> 00:38:42,487
3397<i>'Cause kids were seeing this commercial,</i>
3398
3399748
340000:38:42,570 --> 00:38:45,156
3401and then I never got anything after that.
3402
3403749
340400:38:46,115 --> 00:38:48,034
3405<i>My dad was like, "Get a fucking job."</i>
3406
3407750
340800:38:48,117 --> 00:38:49,410
3409<i>And I was like, "I'm 12."</i>
3410
3411751
341200:38:49,494 --> 00:38:51,704
3413Let's talk about
3414where it started to go bad.
3415
3416752
341700:38:52,413 --> 00:38:54,165
3418<i>- All the masturbation.
3419- I was basically,</i>
3420
3421753
342200:38:54,249 --> 00:38:56,918
3423"Get out of my room, Dad!
3424You don't understand me!"
3425
3426754
342700:38:57,001 --> 00:38:59,379
3428Like, "Don't try to make me
3429a better person!"
3430
3431755
343200:38:59,462 --> 00:39:01,923
3433I know but you were screwing a pillow
3434at the time.
3435
3436756
343700:39:02,006 --> 00:39:05,635
3438I have to blame you for my,
3439you know, small penis.
3440
3441757
344200:39:05,969 --> 00:39:07,762
3443No, that's your mother's side
3444of the family.
3445
3446758
344700:39:08,221 --> 00:39:12,600
3448My brother is an amateur bodybuilder
3449who works at the Pentagon.
3450
3451759
345200:39:12,725 --> 00:39:15,979
3453This dude is like, you know, I mean
3454he looks... he looks like a freak.
3455
3456760
345700:39:16,062 --> 00:39:16,980
3458Fantastic.
3459
3460761
346100:39:17,063 --> 00:39:19,623
3462Oh, you think he looks fantastic.
3463See, I think he looks deformed,
3464
3465762
346600:39:19,691 --> 00:39:20,942
3467like he's too big.
3468
3469763
347000:39:21,025 --> 00:39:24,988
3471Yeah. He makes up for
3472everything you fucked up.
3473
3474764
347500:39:28,324 --> 00:39:30,201
3476New York City in the summer
3477is brutally hot.
3478
3479765
348000:39:30,285 --> 00:39:32,537
3481A lot of people like to beat the heat.
3482Whatever.
3483
3484766
348500:39:32,620 --> 00:39:35,748
3486You know what I like to do?
3487Cover a slip & slide with nacho cheese
3488
3489767
349000:39:35,832 --> 00:39:38,084
3491right into a kiddie pool
3492filled with marinara.
3493
3494768
349500:39:40,920 --> 00:39:43,673
3496Back in the day, you definitely
3497couldn't be an internet star.
3498
3499769
350000:39:44,257 --> 00:39:46,885
3501<i>I was in AOL chat rooms wreaking havoc</i>
3502
3503770
350400:39:47,218 --> 00:39:49,429
3505<i>because the internet was the internet.
3506It was so pure.</i>
3507
3508771
350900:39:49,512 --> 00:39:50,930
3510There were no influencers.
3511
3512772
351300:39:51,014 --> 00:39:53,099
3514<i>You would do dumb shit
3515for your friends</i>
3516
3517773
351800:39:53,182 --> 00:39:55,602
3519<i>before there was any business
3520of social media.</i>
3521
3522774
352300:39:55,685 --> 00:39:58,563
3524<i>I was putting on a diaper and running
3525down the streets of New York</i>
3526
3527775
352800:39:58,646 --> 00:40:00,773
3529<i>literally just to make 25 people laugh.</i>
3530
3531776
353200:40:02,025 --> 00:40:05,236
3533<i>My dad tells his friends
3534that I'm an adult entertainer,</i>
3535
3536777
353700:40:05,320 --> 00:40:07,530
3538which is not the right thing.
3539
3540778
354100:40:07,614 --> 00:40:10,014
3542That's wrong, but he doesn't...
3543I don't know what to call it!
3544
3545779
354600:40:14,078 --> 00:40:15,918
3547<i>So, I had friends who would
3548bring me to things,</i>
3549
3550780
355100:40:15,955 --> 00:40:18,666
3552<i>and corporate people were like,
3553"Please don't bring your fat friend</i>
3554
3555781
355600:40:19,125 --> 00:40:21,127
3557to, like, our Sony influencers dinner."
3558
3559782
356000:40:21,961 --> 00:40:26,466
3561<i>But, all of a sudden, I have, like,
35628.5 million teens screaming on my page.</i>
3563
3564783
356500:40:26,549 --> 00:40:30,219
3566I got my new wine.
3567Uh, Old Asian Woman Merlot.
3568
3569784
357000:40:30,303 --> 00:40:32,055
3571I'm going to put my ass
3572in a bunch of food.
3573
3574785
357500:40:32,138 --> 00:40:33,473
3576While you're working for food,
3577
3578786
357900:40:33,556 --> 00:40:35,308
3580I'm gonna fucking sit in food.
3581
3582787
358300:40:36,225 --> 00:40:38,436
3584<i>Once they realized
3585the millennials were into it,</i>
3586
3587788
358800:40:38,519 --> 00:40:41,079
3589all of a sudden the corporate people
3590were like, "What about you?"
3591
3592789
359300:40:41,481 --> 00:40:44,067
3594<i>Everybody was just reaching out to me
3595wanting to do ads,</i>
3596
3597790
359800:40:44,150 --> 00:40:47,362
3599<i>like Procter & Gamble,
3600Benefit Cosmetics, Pizza Hut.</i>
3601
3602791
360300:40:47,820 --> 00:40:49,072
3604Perfect!
3605
3606792
360700:40:49,155 --> 00:40:51,755
3608<i>Someone like the Fat Jew,
3609he'll get written a check from</i>
3610
3611793
361200:40:51,783 --> 00:40:55,912
3613the shoe company and then he will be told
3614at eleven o'clock on Thursday morning,
3615
3616794
361700:40:55,995 --> 00:40:58,247
3618you need to post a picture of yourself
3619
3620795
362100:40:58,331 --> 00:41:01,417
3622<i>sitting at this pool
3623with your feet up with these shoes on.</i>
3624
3625796
362600:41:01,542 --> 00:41:03,753
3627<i>You need to use these hashtags</i>
3628
3629797
363000:41:03,836 --> 00:41:07,799
3631<i>post it at this time, and then that's
3632a quote-unquote "organic post."</i>
3633
3634798
363500:41:08,883 --> 00:41:10,885
3636Life is amazing. You can live smooth.
3637
3638799
363900:41:10,969 --> 00:41:13,388
3640Imma go casual. D. Wade Hublot.
3641
3642800
364300:41:13,471 --> 00:41:15,974
3644I post a lot of things
3645that I genuinely just like.
3646
3647801
364800:41:16,391 --> 00:41:18,893
3649And I've gotten in trouble
3650with my agent before being, like,
3651
3652802
365300:41:18,977 --> 00:41:21,479
3654"Why would you post this?!
3655You can get paid for doing this!"
3656
3657803
365800:41:22,397 --> 00:41:25,358
3659<i>Being able to do
3660a little paid post here and there</i>
3661
3662804
366300:41:25,441 --> 00:41:28,653
3664<i>has brought me a lot of power in choosing
3665what movie roles I want.</i>
3666
3667805
366800:41:28,736 --> 00:41:31,739
3669<i>I went into a show fitting
3670the other day, and they had</i>
3671
3672806
367300:41:31,823 --> 00:41:34,701
3674<i>a bunch of girls' photos next to
3675each other with little post-its on it</i>
3676
3677807
367800:41:34,784 --> 00:41:37,620
3679<i>with everybody's Instagram follower count.</i>
3680
3681808
368200:41:38,037 --> 00:41:40,289
3683<i>I have definitely lost jobs</i>
3684
3685809
368600:41:40,373 --> 00:41:43,042
3687<i>to girls who had
3688more followers than I did.</i>
3689
3690810
369100:41:43,876 --> 00:41:46,379
3692The modeling industry itself
3693is very harsh
3694
3695811
369600:41:46,462 --> 00:41:48,464
3697and not easy to be successful in,
3698
3699812
370000:41:48,673 --> 00:41:52,802
3701and there's girls that're getting
3702that recognition overnight
3703
3704813
370500:41:52,885 --> 00:41:54,220
3706because of an app.
3707
3708814
370900:41:54,679 --> 00:41:55,999
3710<i>You can't be a dinosaur.</i>
3711
3712815
371300:41:56,639 --> 00:41:58,766
3714You have to be with time
3715or ahead of time,
3716
3717816
371800:41:59,726 --> 00:42:02,353
3719<i>so if it's Instagram, Snapchat, Twitter...</i>
3720
3721817
372200:42:02,437 --> 00:42:03,980
3723<i>There's so many tools.</i>
3724
3725818
372600:42:04,063 --> 00:42:07,400
3727<i>So when I see it, I'm already like,
3728"Oh, is this new?"</i>
3729
3730819
373100:42:07,734 --> 00:42:10,403
3732I want to know it right away
3733and I want to master it
3734
3735820
373600:42:10,486 --> 00:42:12,196
3737and I want to be ahead of it.
3738
3739821
374000:42:13,823 --> 00:42:15,867
3741<i>They are the newest stars
3742of Hollywood.</i>
3743
3744822
374500:42:16,534 --> 00:42:19,495
3746<i>Bach and internet sensation Amanda Cerny.</i>
3747
3748823
374900:42:20,121 --> 00:42:21,330
3750Oh, money's good.
3751
3752824
375300:42:21,414 --> 00:42:22,790
3754How do you define good money?
3755
3756825
375700:42:22,874 --> 00:42:24,834
3758I can retire if I wanted to.
3759
3760826
376100:42:25,334 --> 00:42:27,503
3762- Off of six-second videos?
3763- Yeah.
3764
3765827
376600:42:29,338 --> 00:42:31,424
3767Let's make it rain
3768on Hollywood Boulevard.
3769
3770828
377100:42:33,551 --> 00:42:36,721
3772<i>There's deals in the millions
3773on social media.</i>
3774
3775829
377600:42:36,804 --> 00:42:39,891
3777When the TV's on, usually people
3778walk away for commercials.
3779
3780830
378100:42:39,974 --> 00:42:42,435
3782<i>And then in our videos,
3783we have millions of people</i>
3784
3785831
378600:42:42,518 --> 00:42:43,811
3787<i>that are seeing this content.</i>
3788
3789832
379000:42:43,895 --> 00:42:48,858
3791My rate on Instagram is
3792$50,000 currently for a post.
3793
3794833
379500:42:49,942 --> 00:42:55,239
3796<i>The most I've made off
3797of a single post is $150,000.</i>
3798
3799834
380000:42:55,740 --> 00:42:59,118
3801I've heard of people making
3802one million dollars off of one photo.
3803
3804835
380500:43:00,495 --> 00:43:02,163
3806<i>I gave away $10,000 recently.</i>
3807
3808836
380900:43:02,747 --> 00:43:04,457
3810<i>I just, like, sat in an empty office</i>
3811
3812837
381300:43:04,540 --> 00:43:06,602
3814<i>in an office building,
3815and put on my Instagram, like,</i>
3816
3817838
381800:43:06,626 --> 00:43:08,961
3819<i>"First person to ring the buzzer
3820gets the money."</i>
3821
3822839
382300:43:09,045 --> 00:43:10,129
3824- Hi.
3825- What's up?
3826
3827840
382800:43:10,213 --> 00:43:13,424
3829Oh, God, please make it rain money
3830right now...
3831
3832841
383300:43:22,558 --> 00:43:26,646
3834<i>A lot of these kids are starting
3835so young, that they don't even know</i>
3836
3837842
383800:43:26,729 --> 00:43:29,524
3839<i>so many things that are gonna
3840haunt them later in life.</i>
3841
3842843
384300:43:29,732 --> 00:43:34,195
3844<i>They don't realize that something they do
3845right now is going to be out forever.</i>
3846
3847844
384800:43:35,988 --> 00:43:38,699
3849<i>What do these friends
3850have in common besides fame?</i>
3851
3852845
385300:43:38,783 --> 00:43:42,829
3854<i>They're giving up their plush lifestyle
3855to live on a farm.</i>
3856
3857846
385800:43:43,871 --> 00:43:45,915
3859<i>Well,
3860I'd never seen any reality show</i>
3861
3862847
386300:43:45,998 --> 00:43:48,167
3864<i>before I got offered to do</i>
3865The Simple Life.
3866
3867848
386800:43:52,547 --> 00:43:54,382
3869<i>That show was the first of its kind.</i>
3870
3871849
387200:43:54,465 --> 00:43:57,051
3873<i>It definitely invented
3874a new type of celebrity.</i>
3875
3876850
387700:43:57,760 --> 00:43:58,886
3878What is that?
3879
3880851
388100:43:58,970 --> 00:44:00,054
3882It's a new belt.
3883
3884852
388500:44:00,138 --> 00:44:02,932
3886<i>After that show aired,
3887my manager told me,</i>
3888
3889853
389000:44:03,015 --> 00:44:05,268
3891"Entertainment Tonight<i> just called.</i>
3892
3893854
389400:44:05,351 --> 00:44:08,688
3895<i>They have 30 seconds of you
3896with your ex-boyfriend</i>
3897
3898855
389900:44:08,813 --> 00:44:09,814
3900<i>having sex."</i>
3901
3902856
390300:44:10,398 --> 00:44:13,359
3904I love you and could I please
3905take off your pants?
3906
3907857
390800:44:16,070 --> 00:44:19,991
3909Literally overnight,
3910my entire life changed.
3911
3912858
391300:44:20,575 --> 00:44:24,579
3914An illicit sex tape starring Paris Hilton
3915hit the internet this week.
3916
3917859
391800:44:24,662 --> 00:44:26,181
3919<i>It was all over
3920every news station,</i>
3921
3922860
392300:44:26,205 --> 00:44:28,166
3924<i>every single talk show host...</i>
3925
3926861
392700:44:28,249 --> 00:44:30,168
3928everyone was making fun of it.
3929
3930862
393100:44:30,251 --> 00:44:34,255
3932It's the first time that the words
3933"Paris Hilton" and "job"
3934
3935863
393600:44:34,338 --> 00:44:36,299
3937have ever been used in a sentence.
3938
3939864
394000:44:36,382 --> 00:44:38,092
3941It was insane.
3942
3943865
394400:44:40,261 --> 00:44:41,929
3945Oh, behave, people, behave.
3946
3947866
394800:44:44,307 --> 00:44:45,307
3949Watch out, guys.
3950
3951867
395200:44:47,727 --> 00:44:49,812
3953I didn't leave my house for,
3954like, months.
3955
3956868
395700:44:49,896 --> 00:44:52,440
3958I was so embarrassed. I felt like...
3959
3960869
396100:44:52,940 --> 00:44:55,026
3962everyone on the street
3963was laughing at me.
3964
3965870
396600:44:56,068 --> 00:44:57,068
3967I couldn't...
3968
3969871
397000:44:57,904 --> 00:45:01,866
3971I literally could not walk on the street
3972because I felt like every single person
3973
3974872
397500:45:02,116 --> 00:45:04,285
3976had watched it
3977and seen me naked and...
3978
3979873
398000:45:04,911 --> 00:45:06,495
3981was talking behind my back.
3982
3983874
398400:45:08,122 --> 00:45:09,665
3985<i>It was like being raped.</i>
3986
3987875
398800:45:10,249 --> 00:45:11,249
3989<i>Felt like...</i>
3990
3991876
399200:45:12,501 --> 00:45:14,253
3993I've lost part of my soul.
3994
3995877
399600:45:15,713 --> 00:45:20,092
3997And... been talked about
3998in such cruel and mean ways.
3999
4000878
400100:45:31,729 --> 00:45:33,481
4002I literally wanted to die
4003at some points.
4004
4005879
400600:45:33,564 --> 00:45:35,084
4007I was like, "I just don't wanna live."
4008
4009880
401000:45:35,650 --> 00:45:38,277
4011'Cause I thought everything was
4012taken away from me.
4013
4014881
401500:45:39,320 --> 00:45:41,697
4016Like I didn't wanna be known as that.
4017
4018882
401900:45:45,284 --> 00:45:48,246
4020<i>I would never be who I could have been.</i>
4021
4022883
402300:45:58,339 --> 00:46:00,132
4024Home sweet home.
4025
4026884
402700:46:02,301 --> 00:46:04,762
4028<i>Every time I get onto a stage,</i>
4029
4030885
403100:46:04,845 --> 00:46:06,681
4032<i>I'm swiftly reminded,</i>
4033
4034886
403500:46:06,764 --> 00:46:10,101
4036this is the raw, real shit right here.
4037
4038887
403900:46:10,184 --> 00:46:11,435
4040You get up here,
4041
4042888
404300:46:11,644 --> 00:46:13,896
4044and you fucking perform your heart out.
4045
4046889
404700:46:21,946 --> 00:46:23,072
4048<i>You're on a high.</i>
4049
4050890
405100:46:23,155 --> 00:46:25,950
4052<i>You feel like the most powerful,</i>
4053
4054891
405500:46:26,242 --> 00:46:28,744
4056<i>coolest person in the entire world.</i>
4057
4058892
405900:46:32,498 --> 00:46:35,251
4060Hi, I'm Brittany
4061and welcome to <i>One Vine Life!</i>
4062
4063893
406400:46:35,334 --> 00:46:38,129
4065<i>I guess I enjoyed Vine so much because</i>
4066
4067894
406800:46:38,212 --> 00:46:41,173
4069it was getting that same feeling
4070except in a digital form.
4071
4072895
407300:46:41,757 --> 00:46:44,427
4074<i>I would be performing on Vine
4075and doing these characters,</i>
4076
4077896
407800:46:44,510 --> 00:46:46,554
4079<i>and the likes was like
4080the audience clapping.</i>
4081
4082897
408300:46:46,679 --> 00:46:49,239
4084<i>It was like the same thing and
4085as soon as I saw something getting</i>
4086
4087898
408800:46:49,265 --> 00:46:51,100
4089<i>100,000 likes in, like, a half an hour,</i>
4090
4091899
409200:46:51,183 --> 00:46:53,519
4093you knew that you were doing
4094something great.
4095
4096900
409700:46:53,602 --> 00:46:55,730
4098And it felt good.
4099And it was, like, an addiction.
4100
4101901
410200:46:56,063 --> 00:46:58,024
4103Wow, this is amazing!
4104
4105902
410600:46:58,107 --> 00:47:01,402
4107I was the number one viner at one point,
4108which is insane.
4109
4110903
411100:47:01,485 --> 00:47:03,529
4112Hey, yo, Martha,
4113holla at me sometime.
4114
4115904
411600:47:03,612 --> 00:47:05,114
4117Okay.
4118
4119905
412000:47:06,824 --> 00:47:08,868
4121And my friend, Bach,
4122I got him on Vine.
4123
4124906
412500:47:08,951 --> 00:47:11,495
4126- Hey, young ma, let me get yo number!
4127- What the...
4128
4129907
413000:47:11,954 --> 00:47:13,247
4131Let me get yo numba.
4132
4133908
413400:47:13,706 --> 00:47:15,333
4135<i>And then he passed me.</i>
4136
4137909
413800:47:16,792 --> 00:47:18,210
4139<i>He became number one.</i>
4140
4141910
414200:47:21,797 --> 00:47:23,341
4143Damn, boy!
4144
4145911
414600:47:23,716 --> 00:47:27,762
4147<i>And then Lele Pons...
4148She did it right, because you know what?</i>
4149
4150912
415100:47:27,845 --> 00:47:31,057
4152<i>She didn't play into any stereotypes,
4153she didn't do any characters,</i>
4154
4155913
415600:47:31,140 --> 00:47:34,769
4157<i>she was herself.
4158And she did, like, physical comedy.</i>
4159
4160914
416100:47:35,061 --> 00:47:35,895
4162Shit!
4163
4164915
416500:47:35,978 --> 00:47:38,147
4166<i>She blew up
4167and then she passed me.</i>
4168
4169916
417000:47:38,606 --> 00:47:41,108
4171<i>And I was kinda frustrated
4172because I was like,</i>
4173
4174917
417500:47:41,192 --> 00:47:42,902
4176"I worked so hard and blah, blah, blah,
4177
4178918
417900:47:42,985 --> 00:47:45,821
4180<i>and these people are growing faster
4181than I am and whatever."</i>
4182
4183919
418400:47:46,322 --> 00:47:49,533
4185And I was getting so much hate just for,
4186you know, the character work.
4187
4188920
418900:47:49,617 --> 00:47:51,619
4190Can you find the crackhead?
4191
4192921
419300:47:52,119 --> 00:47:54,580
4194<i>A lot younger audience started
4195coming onto Vine,</i>
4196
4197922
419800:47:55,373 --> 00:47:57,333
4199<i>and they were like, "Oh, that's racist."</i>
4200
4201923
420200:47:59,835 --> 00:48:01,253
4203- Hey.
4204- Hello, my friend.
4205
4206924
420700:48:01,337 --> 00:48:03,589
4208Welcome to my Uber.
4209Some gum? Some mints?
4210
4211925
421200:48:03,672 --> 00:48:05,383
4213Water? Some tuna?
4214
4215926
421600:48:05,466 --> 00:48:07,676
4217<i>I was getting messages every day.</i>
4218
4219927
422000:48:07,760 --> 00:48:10,513
4221<i>Just people saying really mean shit.</i>
4222
4223928
422400:48:11,931 --> 00:48:14,100
4225"Brittany Furlan's like
4226the whore of Vine."
4227
4228929
422900:48:14,350 --> 00:48:16,644
4230"Brittany Furlan's ugly as f..."
4231
4232930
423300:48:17,520 --> 00:48:22,942
4234"Brittany Furlan is annoying and not funny
4235and has weak ass clapbacks."
4236
4237931
423800:48:23,567 --> 00:48:26,987
4239<i>There's an Instagram page called
4240Brittany Furlan's thumb,</i>
4241
4242932
424300:48:27,446 --> 00:48:29,532
4244<i>because people think I have weird thumbs.</i>
4245
4246933
424700:48:31,617 --> 00:48:33,035
4248<i>You know, people will
4249tear you apart</i>
4250
4251934
425200:48:33,119 --> 00:48:35,913
4253<i>and if you're not strong,
4254it'll just rip through your soul.</i>
4255
4256935
425700:48:36,414 --> 00:48:39,542
4258<i>And then people will be like,
4259"Oh, you don't get as many likes as Bach."</i>
4260
4261936
426200:48:39,625 --> 00:48:41,335
4263<i>Like, "You need to get your likes up."</i>
4264
4265937
426600:48:41,919 --> 00:48:43,587
4267<i>How about I try liking myself?</i>
4268
4269938
427000:48:44,964 --> 00:48:46,799
4271<i>That'll be actually a challenge.</i>
4272
4273939
427400:48:54,932 --> 00:48:57,059
4275<i>I have definitely felt broken in my life.</i>
4276
4277940
427800:48:59,019 --> 00:49:01,021
4279But I always come back with resilience.
4280
4281941
428200:49:01,105 --> 00:49:02,690
4283I'm a strong...
4284
4285942
428600:49:04,066 --> 00:49:06,444
4287girl... woman.
4288
4289943
429000:49:17,538 --> 00:49:20,833
4291<i>We relish, as a society,
4292in celebrity meltdown.</i>
4293
4294944
429500:49:20,916 --> 00:49:24,378
4296We love seeing the people that we think
4297have everything get destroyed.
4298
4299945
430000:49:24,503 --> 00:49:27,965
4301But, you know, she basically got out
4302before any of that happened.
4303
4304946
430500:49:28,507 --> 00:49:30,384
4306<i>So now she's back at it again</i>
4307
4308947
430900:49:30,468 --> 00:49:34,305
4310<i>washing her Bentley
4311while eating a Carl's Junior burger.</i>
4312
4313948
431400:49:34,388 --> 00:49:36,265
4315<i>That video triggered a viral sensation.</i>
4316
4317949
431800:49:36,348 --> 00:49:38,976
4319<i>It actually was too hot for TV,</i>
4320
4321950
432200:49:39,310 --> 00:49:42,396
4323<i>and they wouldn't even let them play it
4324during the Super Bowl.</i>
4325
4326951
432700:49:42,688 --> 00:49:45,191
4328<i>A lot of people were
4329contacting Carl's Junior</i>
4330
4331952
433200:49:45,274 --> 00:49:46,984
4333<i>and saying, "This is way too sexy."</i>
4334
4335953
433600:49:47,943 --> 00:49:52,031
4337Oh my God, like,
4338I've created a monster.
4339
4340954
434100:50:03,709 --> 00:50:05,628
4342<i>But I also knew
4343I could parlay that</i>
4344
4345955
434600:50:05,711 --> 00:50:07,796
4347<i>into a huge business and a brand.</i>
4348
4349956
435000:50:09,924 --> 00:50:12,843
4351She literally was the blueprint
4352for the Kardashians.
4353
4354957
435500:50:14,345 --> 00:50:16,388
4356<i>Everything's got to be clean,</i>
4357
4358958
435900:50:16,472 --> 00:50:18,140
4360<i>crisp and tasty.</i>
4361
4362959
436300:50:19,016 --> 00:50:21,602
4364<i>The salad
4365was specifically chosen for the ad</i>
4366
4367960
436800:50:21,685 --> 00:50:24,230
4369<i>because Kardashian had
4370a fitness DVD out at the time,</i>
4371
4372961
437300:50:24,313 --> 00:50:27,274
4374<i>and wanted to eat something
4375that would be more in line with her brand.</i>
4376
4377962
437800:50:27,358 --> 00:50:28,609
4379<i>But at the end of the day,</i>
4380
4381963
438200:50:28,692 --> 00:50:31,445
4383<i>Carl's Junior uses sex to sell their food.</i>
4384
4385964
438600:50:32,321 --> 00:50:34,823
4387<i>Don't ever forget
4388that Kim Kardashian</i>
4389
4390965
439100:50:35,407 --> 00:50:36,909
4392<i>was Paris Hilton's intern.</i>
4393
4394966
439500:50:38,619 --> 00:50:42,331
4396<i>I think it's pretty clear
4397who invented the entire game,</i>
4398
4399967
440000:50:42,414 --> 00:50:45,334
4401who, like, navigated us
4402into a new world.
4403
4404968
440500:50:48,462 --> 00:50:50,214
4406<i>I really didn't come here to work.</i>
4407
4408969
440900:50:53,342 --> 00:50:55,302
4410- Are you kidding me?
4411- This is nice...
4412
4413970
441400:50:57,012 --> 00:51:00,057
4415for son and dad working together, right?
4416
4417971
441800:51:02,059 --> 00:51:03,659
4419Alright, are you going to
4420open the fence?
4421
4422972
442300:51:04,562 --> 00:51:07,398
4424I swear to God.
4425No matter what you accomplish in life,
4426
4427973
442800:51:07,481 --> 00:51:09,650
4429you're still your parents' child
4430in the end.
4431
4432974
443300:51:09,733 --> 00:51:11,443
4434You gotta be their little slave.
4435
4436975
443700:51:13,988 --> 00:51:16,115
4438I wonder if Paris still vacuums the house.
4439
4440976
444100:51:16,991 --> 00:51:18,784
4442A guy's asking me for advice.
4443
4444977
444500:51:18,867 --> 00:51:21,370
4446He says, "I'm dating a girl
4447who wants to try anal.
4448
4449978
445000:51:22,830 --> 00:51:25,291
4451But I've never done it before.
4452Do you have any tips?"
4453
4454979
445500:51:25,374 --> 00:51:28,252
4456And I said, "Yeah, make sure she lubes up
4457the strap-on properly
4458
4459980
446000:51:28,335 --> 00:51:29,420
4461and bite the pillow."
4462
4463981
446400:51:32,631 --> 00:51:35,634
4465<i>I'm the first person in the family
4466not to graduate college.</i>
4467
4468982
446900:51:36,218 --> 00:51:39,138
4470<i>I literally stopped going to class,
4471didn't tell my parents</i>
4472
4473983
447400:51:39,221 --> 00:51:42,391
4475<i>'cause they would've murdered me,
4476even forged my transcripts</i>
4477
4478984
447900:51:42,474 --> 00:51:43,892
4480<i>for an entire semester.</i>
4481
4482985
448300:51:44,310 --> 00:51:46,770
4484<i>My mom still gets emotional about that,</i>
4485
4486986
448700:51:46,854 --> 00:51:48,689
4488<i>because she just wants that degree.</i>
4489
4490987
449100:51:49,732 --> 00:51:51,150
4492<i>I was devastated.</i>
4493
4494988
449500:51:51,817 --> 00:51:55,321
4496He was trying to convince me
4497that it's not the end of the world...
4498
4499989
450000:51:55,404 --> 00:51:58,324
4501which, for me, kind of was.
4502
4503990
450400:51:59,992 --> 00:52:01,152
4505<i>I always feel bad...</i>
4506
4507991
450800:52:01,201 --> 00:52:04,288
4509<i>I constantly have this crazy anxiety
4510when I'm alone that...</i>
4511
4512992
451300:52:05,080 --> 00:52:06,915
4514I didn't accomplish enough
4515because I'm like,
4516
4517993
451800:52:06,999 --> 00:52:10,961
4519they gave up their youth to come to
4520a better place for their children,
4521
4522994
452300:52:11,045 --> 00:52:13,088
4524<i>and this is all they have
4525to show for it.</i>
4526
4527995
452800:52:13,672 --> 00:52:15,883
4529I'm like their receipt
4530for coming to America.
4531
4532996
453300:52:16,884 --> 00:52:20,054
4534<i>When we landed here,
4535I didn't speak English at all.</i>
4536
4537997
453800:52:20,846 --> 00:52:22,139
4539So, naturally, he was a waiter.
4540
4541998
454200:52:22,640 --> 00:52:24,725
4543Waiter slash busboy.
4544
4545999
454600:52:26,185 --> 00:52:29,730
4547<i>The American dream is changing nowadays.</i>
4548
45491000
455000:52:29,938 --> 00:52:31,440
4551<i>When we were coming here</i>
4552
45531001
455400:52:32,149 --> 00:52:35,027
4555American dream was mainly
4556material things, like,
4557
45581002
455900:52:35,110 --> 00:52:39,990
4560we would say,
4561"Oh, family, house in suburbs."
4562
45631003
456400:52:40,074 --> 00:52:42,493
4565<i>And I think this new generation,</i>
4566
45671004
456800:52:42,576 --> 00:52:47,206
4569<i>their definition of success in a dream
4570is different.</i>
4571
45721005
457300:52:48,165 --> 00:52:49,667
4574So, this girl wrote to me.
4575
45761006
457700:52:50,334 --> 00:52:52,961
4578You can see by her photo, a little fat.
4579
45801007
458100:52:53,212 --> 00:52:55,798
4582So, she wrote,
4583"You're a misogynistic scum
4584
45851008
458600:52:55,881 --> 00:52:57,549
4587and I'm thrilled you weren't able
4588
45891009
459000:52:57,633 --> 00:53:01,470
4591to throw one of your sexist, small-dick,
4592loser parties in this country.
4593
45941010
459500:53:01,845 --> 00:53:05,391
4596Stay in Vegas, you ugly slime ball,
4597rape culture enthusiast."
4598
45991011
460000:53:05,974 --> 00:53:08,519
4601And I was, like, trying to f...
4602and this is my response,
4603
46041012
460500:53:09,019 --> 00:53:12,523
4606"For decades, marine biologists have been
4607trying to communicate with whales
4608
46091013
461000:53:12,606 --> 00:53:14,274
4611and they never bothered to consult me
4612
46131014
461400:53:14,358 --> 00:53:16,360
4615and how I have successfully
4616been doing it."
4617
46181015
461900:53:17,611 --> 00:53:21,115
4620Nothing? Come on,
4621it's such a good fat joke.
4622
46231016
462400:53:23,492 --> 00:53:27,121
4625<i>We didn't know
4626exactly what he was doing.</i>
4627
46281017
462900:53:28,330 --> 00:53:30,708
4630<i>The party, we went once</i>
4631
46321018
463300:53:30,791 --> 00:53:32,626
4634<i>last year for my birthday.</i>
4635
46361019
463700:53:33,335 --> 00:53:34,712
4638He threw her the party.
4639
46401020
464100:53:35,754 --> 00:53:38,590
4642- Oh, it was fun.
4643- It was just like walking in a cave.
4644
46451021
464600:53:38,674 --> 00:53:40,384
4647Not knowing
4648what's going on over there.
4649
46501022
465100:53:41,427 --> 00:53:43,637
4652<i>- And then we just...
4653- Relaxed.</i>
4654
46551023
465600:53:43,721 --> 00:53:46,223
4657<i>...relaxed and we're having good time.</i>
4658
46591024
466000:53:56,734 --> 00:53:59,027
4661This is our "Kirill was here" display.
4662
46631025
466400:54:01,071 --> 00:54:02,531
4665He never was a troublemaker.
4666
46671026
466800:54:03,615 --> 00:54:06,201
4669<i>He's polite, well-rounded.</i>
4670
46711027
467200:54:06,702 --> 00:54:10,789
4673What he does has no reflection on him
4674as a person.
4675
46761028
467700:54:11,665 --> 00:54:13,500
4678<i>It's his professional job.</i>
4679
46801029
468100:54:14,334 --> 00:54:18,380
4682<i>If he is an actor, and he's portraying
4683a criminal, somebody bad,</i>
4684
46851030
468600:54:18,464 --> 00:54:20,924
4687<i>you don't reflect it on the actor himself.</i>
4688
46891031
469000:54:21,133 --> 00:54:25,596
4691It's really something unique
4692and he did something out of nothing.
4693
46941032
469500:54:26,388 --> 00:54:28,140
4696And did it all by himself.
4697
46981033
469900:54:47,117 --> 00:54:49,787
4700<i>What do you think it is about you, Paris,</i>
4701
47021034
470300:54:50,245 --> 00:54:52,539
4704that everybody follows you around?
4705
47061035
470700:54:53,040 --> 00:54:55,834
4708Photographers, paparazzi. Why you?
4709
47101036
471100:54:56,960 --> 00:54:58,212
4712I have no idea.
4713
47141037
471500:54:58,295 --> 00:55:00,380
4716I'm just living my life.
4717
47181038
471900:55:00,464 --> 00:55:03,344
4720You don't call them up and say,
4721"I'm going down to Third Street tomorrow.
4722
47231039
472400:55:03,383 --> 00:55:04,802
4725- Be there."
4726- No, actually,
4727
47281040
472900:55:04,885 --> 00:55:07,638
4730from the moment I wake up
4731to the moment I go to sleep,
4732
47331041
473400:55:07,721 --> 00:55:10,307
4735they're outside my house,
4736following me all day long.
4737
47381042
473900:55:17,815 --> 00:55:22,194
4740<i>When I was growing up, I was obsessed
4741with Marilyn Monroe and Brigitte Bardot</i>
4742
47431043
474400:55:22,277 --> 00:55:24,530
4745<i>and all these beautiful icons.</i>
4746
47471044
474800:55:25,197 --> 00:55:26,949
4749<i>And always wanted to be like them.</i>
4750
47511045
475200:55:28,534 --> 00:55:30,494
4753This is called the Paparazzi Machine.
4754
47551046
475600:55:31,537 --> 00:55:33,038
4757<i>I practice in front of it.</i>
4758
47591047
476000:55:33,497 --> 00:55:35,749
4761No, I'm kidding.
4762
47631048
476400:55:35,833 --> 00:55:37,793
4765I think I've had enough practice
4766over the years.
4767
47681049
476900:55:37,876 --> 00:55:40,754
4770Hello. Can we get
4771a couple fashion pictures, please?
4772
47731050
477400:55:41,547 --> 00:55:45,008
4775- My outfit's awful.
4776- Oh no, you look beautiful. You're a doll.
4777
47781051
477900:55:45,425 --> 00:55:48,095
4780<i>Back when I was a teenager,
4781there was no social media.</i>
4782
47831052
478400:55:48,178 --> 00:55:50,389
4785I was just like this young girl,
4786
47871053
478800:55:50,472 --> 00:55:54,643
4789a socialite, going to parties,
4790getting in trouble,
4791
47921054
479300:55:55,602 --> 00:55:57,813
4794<i>and living my life</i>
4795
47961055
479700:55:57,896 --> 00:56:02,985
4798and basically turned it
4799into a phenomenon.
4800
48011056
480200:56:05,404 --> 00:56:07,924
4803<i>When I first moved to LA,
4804people had baseball hats on,</i>
4805
48061057
480700:56:08,198 --> 00:56:11,159
4808totally dressed down,
4809didn't want any attention whatsoever.
4810
48111058
481200:56:11,827 --> 00:56:13,954
4813<i>A few years later,
4814Paris kind of started</i>
4815
48161059
481700:56:14,037 --> 00:56:17,040
4818<i>the "How to get famous
4819in 100 days" blueprint,</i>
4820
48211060
482200:56:18,041 --> 00:56:19,751
4823<i>which was call the paparazzi,</i>
4824
48251061
482600:56:20,502 --> 00:56:23,505
4827<i>expose as much of your private life
4828as you possibly can.</i>
4829
48301062
483100:56:23,881 --> 00:56:26,609
4832- Paris, did you hit Lindsay?
4833- Ask her, she's right there.
4834
48351063
483600:56:26,633 --> 00:56:28,093
4837Lindsay, tell them the truth.
4838
48391064
484000:56:28,176 --> 00:56:29,928
4841<i>And you're off to the races.</i>
4842
48431065
484400:56:31,346 --> 00:56:33,348
4845Let's go, let's go, let's go!
4846
48471066
484800:56:33,473 --> 00:56:34,349
4849- Shit!
4850- Watch out.
4851
48521067
485300:56:34,433 --> 00:56:37,019
4854- Bye, guys.
4855- How does it feel with all the flashes?
4856
48571068
485800:56:37,394 --> 00:56:39,438
4859- Lot of light.
4860- Thank you, Paris!
4861
48621069
486300:56:41,732 --> 00:56:45,277
4864It is weird, because sometimes
4865I will just hear clicks and flashes,
4866
48671070
486800:56:45,360 --> 00:56:46,987
4869even when they're not happening.
4870
48711071
487200:56:47,112 --> 00:56:48,363
4873Just over the years,
4874
48751072
487600:56:48,947 --> 00:56:51,617
4877especially if I'm at Cannes
4878or somewhere like that,
4879
48801073
488100:56:51,700 --> 00:56:54,369
4882even when I'm walking in my hotel room
4883when there's no one,
4884
48851074
488600:56:54,453 --> 00:56:57,581
4887I'll hear, like, this noise.
4888
48891075
489000:56:59,833 --> 00:57:00,833
4891<i>Just forever.</i>
4892
48931076
489400:57:04,087 --> 00:57:05,839
4895<i>I used to go out every single night,</i>
4896
48971077
489800:57:05,923 --> 00:57:08,091
4899<i>and I lived for it.</i>
4900
49011078
490200:57:08,675 --> 00:57:11,637
4903Now I just do not give a shit.
4904
49051079
490600:57:11,762 --> 00:57:14,139
4907I'm just, like, over it.
4908
49091080
491000:57:15,682 --> 00:57:17,225
4911You a big pedicure guy?
4912
49131081
491400:57:17,309 --> 00:57:19,869
4915Yeah, I like to make sure that
4916I'm looking terrible at all times,
4917
49181082
491900:57:19,937 --> 00:57:21,563
4920but I like my feet to be perfect.
4921
49221083
492300:57:21,647 --> 00:57:23,440
4924- Yeah.
4925- I think what really makes
4926
49271084
492800:57:23,523 --> 00:57:25,734
4929- the Fat Jewish the Fat Jewish...
4930<i>- Right.</i>
4931
49321085
493300:57:25,817 --> 00:57:27,152
4934...is the captions.
4935
49361086
493700:57:27,235 --> 00:57:28,862
4938<i>How do you come up
4939with these captions?</i>
4940
49411087
494200:57:28,946 --> 00:57:31,215
4943<i>How did George Washington found America?
4944Know what I mean?</i>
4945
49461088
494700:57:31,239 --> 00:57:34,034
4948How did whoever painted
4949the Sistine Chapel do that?
4950
49511089
495200:57:34,117 --> 00:57:35,803
4953<i>- Michelangelo? Was that who that was?
4954- Yes.</i>
4955
49561090
495700:57:35,827 --> 00:57:37,747
4958- Whatever. Yeah, it just is.
4959- It's just a gift.
4960
49611091
496200:57:39,206 --> 00:57:41,500
4963We begin with a scandal
4964that is rocking the internet.
4965
49661092
496700:57:41,583 --> 00:57:44,086
4968<i>A social media star
4969being called out for plagiarism.</i>
4970
49711093
497200:57:44,795 --> 00:57:46,675
4973<i>He's basically taking
4974other people's memes</i>
4975
49761094
497700:57:46,713 --> 00:57:49,967
4978<i>and he was posting them on Instagram
4979like he thought of them.</i>
4980
49811095
498200:57:50,050 --> 00:57:51,843
4983<i>His Instagram bio even reads,</i>
4984
49851096
498600:57:51,927 --> 00:57:55,430
4987<i>"United States Creative Director
4988of Internet Curatorial Affairs."</i>
4989
49901097
499100:57:55,639 --> 00:57:57,182
4992This is my collection of comedy.
4993
49941098
499500:57:57,265 --> 00:57:59,685
4996This is a fine tweet from 2015.
4997
49981099
499900:57:59,893 --> 00:58:01,478
5000Great year, great year for tweets.
5001
50021100
500300:58:02,145 --> 00:58:05,273
5004<i>Okay, you're getting millions of
5005followers, but off other people's work.</i>
5006
50071101
500800:58:05,816 --> 00:58:07,985
5009<i>It used to be
5010they had to come see you,</i>
5011
50121102
501300:58:08,068 --> 00:58:09,695
5014<i>steal it from you at the club.</i>
5015
50161103
501700:58:09,778 --> 00:58:11,738
5018Now, somebody just sees you post it...
5019
50201104
502100:58:12,280 --> 00:58:14,616
5022you know, screen capture, puts it up,
5023
50241105
502500:58:14,700 --> 00:58:16,118
5026changes maybe one or two words,
5027
50281106
502900:58:16,201 --> 00:58:18,078
5030and so now it's like take it
5031till you make it.
5032
50331107
503400:58:18,787 --> 00:58:21,957
5035<i>He's going out of his way
5036to screengrab and cut out the credit.</i>
5037
50381108
503900:58:22,040 --> 00:58:25,585
5040<i>And then making money,
5041signing with a talent agency,</i>
5042
50431109
504400:58:25,669 --> 00:58:28,589
5045<i>- he signed with a Hollywood talent agency.
5046- Yeah, a modeling contract...</i>
5047
50481110
504900:58:28,797 --> 00:58:29,923
5050<i>I can't even pay my rent,</i>
5051
50521111
505300:58:30,007 --> 00:58:33,051
5054and this guy just got signed
5055a Comedy Central deal,
5056
50571112
505800:58:33,135 --> 00:58:34,428
5059<i>a book...</i>
5060
50611113
506200:58:34,511 --> 00:58:35,887
5063<i>He's being a fucking dick,</i>
5064
50651114
506600:58:35,971 --> 00:58:37,597
5067<i>and he's probably a piece of crap.</i>
5068
50691115
507000:58:37,681 --> 00:58:39,766
5071<i>The rest of the comic community</i>
5072
50731116
507400:58:39,850 --> 00:58:41,560
5075<i>was so angry over it.</i>
5076
50771117
507800:58:41,643 --> 00:58:43,311
5079So Comedy Central has decided
5080
50811118
508200:58:43,395 --> 00:58:46,690
5083to put their plans to work with him
5084on hold indefinitely.
5085
50861119
508700:58:46,773 --> 00:58:50,068
5088There are now thousands of other accounts
5089that engage in similar practices,
5090
50911120
509200:58:50,152 --> 00:58:52,612
5093but the reason why we blew up
5094on the Fat Jew
5095
50961121
509700:58:52,696 --> 00:58:54,865
5098was because he was
5099the best at stealing.
5100
51011122
510200:58:56,450 --> 00:58:58,201
5103<i>I was basically the first to do it,</i>
5104
51051123
510600:58:58,285 --> 00:59:00,412
5107<i>and people figured out
5108you can make money off of it.</i>
5109
51101124
511100:59:00,495 --> 00:59:02,748
5112<i>And now it's a huge thing.
5113Lots of kids do it.</i>
5114
51151125
511600:59:03,749 --> 00:59:06,376
5117I have an army of interns,
5118who actually get college credit.
5119
51201126
512100:59:06,460 --> 00:59:08,420
5122They're getting great life experience
5123out of this.
5124
51251127
512600:59:09,129 --> 00:59:11,715
5127I love how democratizing the internet is.
5128
51291128
513000:59:12,215 --> 00:59:13,842
5131<i>It doesn't scare me at all.</i>
5132
51331129
513400:59:13,925 --> 00:59:17,179
5135As far as plagiarism goes,
5136I think it's always been happening.
5137
51381130
513900:59:17,971 --> 00:59:21,433
5140Think about how many politicians are using
5141the same recycled language
5142
51431131
514400:59:21,516 --> 00:59:22,976
5145about morality and about family.
5146
51471132
514800:59:23,852 --> 00:59:26,730
5149<i>It's really dangerous
5150for people to start limiting</i>
5151
51521133
515300:59:26,813 --> 00:59:30,150
5154<i>and saying, like, "That doesn't count
5155for comedy," or "That's not original."</i>
5156
51571134
515800:59:30,776 --> 00:59:33,153
5159<i>Older people,
5160who aren't of the internet,</i>
5161
51621135
516300:59:33,236 --> 00:59:35,906
5164view IP and material one way,
5165
51661136
516700:59:35,989 --> 00:59:38,366
5168<i>and younger kids view it
5169a different way.</i>
5170
51711137
517200:59:38,742 --> 00:59:40,827
5173And the two are interacting
5174on a daily basis
5175
51761138
517700:59:40,911 --> 00:59:42,370
5178in one giant, messy forum.
5179
51801139
518100:59:42,454 --> 00:59:44,539
5182It was an argument that
5183needed to be had.
5184
51851140
518600:59:44,623 --> 00:59:46,124
5187It was fucking brewing so hard.
5188
51891141
519000:59:46,708 --> 00:59:49,002
5191<i>It needed a face
5192and they put the face on me.</i>
5193
51941142
519500:59:49,628 --> 00:59:52,881
5196Josh understands why the people
5197who created the original posts
5198
51991143
520000:59:52,964 --> 00:59:54,841
5201that he plays with on Instagram
5202are upset.
5203
52041144
520500:59:54,925 --> 00:59:57,219
5206He says he will never post something
5207without credit again.
5208
52091145
521000:59:57,302 --> 01:00:00,347
5211Any time someone says,
5212"Hey, that was my thing!"
5213
52141146
521501:00:00,722 --> 01:00:01,722
5216Automatic credit.
5217
52181147
521901:00:02,140 --> 01:00:04,935
5220Now... on a four-eyes basis,
5221man-to-man...
5222
52231148
522401:00:05,227 --> 01:00:06,311
5225Yup.
5226
52271149
522801:00:06,394 --> 01:00:09,731
5229What are the chances what you've just
5230given me is just a blizzard of bullshit?
5231
52321150
523301:00:12,609 --> 01:00:15,612
5234<i>You can't do what I do
5235and be thin-skinned.</i>
5236
52371151
523801:00:16,530 --> 01:00:18,198
5239Otherwise it will fuck you up.
5240
52411152
524201:00:24,579 --> 01:00:27,707
5243<i>It looks like Vine's
5244six seconds of fame are over.</i>
5245
52461153
524701:00:27,791 --> 01:00:30,168
5248<i>The company announced
5249on Thursday, October 27th</i>
5250
52511154
525201:00:30,252 --> 01:00:33,130
5253<i>that it will be shutting down operations
5254in the coming months.</i>
5255
52561155
525701:00:34,005 --> 01:00:36,133
5258<i>Now I feel like
5259I'm back to square one.</i>
5260
52611156
526201:00:37,884 --> 01:00:40,846
5263And I'm just trying to do
5264regular acting again,
5265
52661157
526701:00:40,929 --> 01:00:42,430
5268but it's really hard.
5269
52701158
527101:00:43,140 --> 01:00:44,558
5272Welcome to <i>Seinfeld.</i>
5273
52741159
527501:00:44,641 --> 01:00:46,560
5276Oh yay! Okay, and where
5277do I get changed?
5278
52791160
528001:00:46,935 --> 01:00:48,228
5281Right over there.
5282
52831161
528401:00:48,603 --> 01:00:50,147
5285I get changed in that thing?
5286
52871162
528801:00:50,939 --> 01:00:52,607
5289Guys, I'm A-list, okay?
5290
52911163
529201:00:52,691 --> 01:00:54,067
5293This is big stuff here.
5294
52951164
529601:00:54,151 --> 01:00:57,195
5297<i>I went out for a couple shows.
5298I didn't book anything.</i>
5299
53001165
530101:00:57,571 --> 01:01:01,908
5302I go in on these auditions, and people
5303don't really wanna take you seriously
5304
53051166
530601:01:01,992 --> 01:01:05,203
5307'cause they're like,
5308"Oh, I saw that video of you, where, like,
5309
53101167
531101:01:05,287 --> 01:01:07,247
5312your dog stuck its mouth
5313in your mouth.
5314
53151168
531601:01:07,330 --> 01:01:10,792
5317That was hilarious. Sorry, you're reading
5318for this role? Sorry? What?"
5319
53201169
532101:01:10,876 --> 01:01:14,337
5322And then they don't wanna...
5323they don't see you as an actor
5324
53251170
532601:01:14,421 --> 01:01:16,524
5327and I'm like, "No, no! I've done,
5328thousands of plays!"
5329
53301171
533101:01:16,548 --> 01:01:18,693
5332They're like, "Oh no, no! That's cool.
5333What about that video
5334
53351172
533601:01:18,717 --> 01:01:21,094
5337<i>where your dog farted
5338in your mouth? That was good."</i>
5339
53401173
534101:01:22,429 --> 01:01:24,139
5342Now it's like...
5343
53441174
534501:01:25,432 --> 01:01:26,766
5346Yeah, I'm that Vine girl.
5347
53481175
534901:01:28,518 --> 01:01:30,562
5350<i>A couple hit me up,
5351like a guy and a girl.</i>
5352
53531176
535401:01:31,146 --> 01:01:32,146
5355I texted them.
5356
53571177
535801:01:32,189 --> 01:01:33,607
5359Let's hope they show up.
5360
53611178
536201:01:37,485 --> 01:01:39,279
5363- What's up, buddy? Kirill.
5364- What's up, man?
5365
53661179
536701:01:39,362 --> 01:01:40,715
5368- Dakota. How are you?
5369- How are ya?
5370
53711180
537201:01:40,739 --> 01:01:42,407
5373- This is Alexis.
5374- How are ya? Kirill.
5375
53761181
537701:01:42,490 --> 01:01:43,909
5378- Who's getting tattooed?
5379- Both.
5380
53811182
538201:01:43,992 --> 01:01:44,868
5383What are you thinking?
5384
53851183
538601:01:44,951 --> 01:01:47,597
5387I'm thinking literally what you write,
5388what you do with the sharpie?
5389
53901184
539101:01:47,621 --> 01:01:49,623
5392I usually write "slutwhisperer."
5393
53941185
539501:01:49,915 --> 01:01:53,210
5396But I think that's a terrible thing
5397to put on someone's body, honestly.
5398
53991186
540001:01:53,752 --> 01:01:56,046
5401- Okay.
5402- Unless, you're cool with it?
5403
54041187
540501:01:56,171 --> 01:01:57,851
5406I mean, that's what we thought
5407it would be.
5408
54091188
541001:01:57,881 --> 01:01:59,650
5411- Fine, let's do it.
5412- I don't want Kirill on my ass.
5413
54141189
541501:01:59,674 --> 01:02:01,074
5416So let's do slutwhisperer.
5417
54181190
541901:02:01,885 --> 01:02:04,846
5420<i>I haven't even fucking written this sober
5421in God knows how long.</i>
5422
54231191
542401:02:09,100 --> 01:02:13,647
5425- Is this your first couples' tattoo?
5426- First couples' butt cheek tattoo. Yeah.
5427
54281192
542901:02:13,730 --> 01:02:15,482
5430And you guys have been together
5431how long?
5432
54331193
543401:02:15,565 --> 01:02:16,565
5435Like officially?
5436
54371194
543801:02:18,526 --> 01:02:21,571
5439Ten days? Obviously you guys
5440are gonna be together forever.
5441
54421195
544301:02:21,655 --> 01:02:24,282
5444Like, this could be
5445a thing you tell your grandkids one day.
5446
54471196
544801:02:24,366 --> 01:02:26,284
5449I better get an invite to the wedding.
5450
54511197
545201:02:28,411 --> 01:02:29,491
5453Yeah, it looks good.
5454
54551198
545601:02:31,623 --> 01:02:32,983
5457Just get a little closer together.
5458
54591199
546001:02:33,458 --> 01:02:34,292
5461Perfect.
5462
54631200
546401:02:34,376 --> 01:02:36,096
5465- You guys coming to the party?
5466- Fuck yeah.
5467
54681201
546901:02:37,003 --> 01:02:38,505
5470It's America's future right there.
5471
54721202
547301:02:39,422 --> 01:02:42,342
5474You think that relationship's gonna last?
5475Ten days they've been together.
5476
54771203
547801:02:42,425 --> 01:02:44,094
5479Nineteen and 21 years old.
5480
54811204
548201:02:44,844 --> 01:02:49,474
5483It's weird seeing someone just, like,
5484really into me, like that. You know?
5485
54861205
548701:02:58,566 --> 01:03:00,277
5488It's the slut whisperer!
5489
54901206
549101:03:00,610 --> 01:03:01,610
5492What up?
5493
54941207
549501:03:02,529 --> 01:03:05,782
5496Technically, you're not supposed to
5497blow into this, until 20 minutes after
5498
54991208
550001:03:05,865 --> 01:03:08,425
5501your last drink, because you have
5502so much alcohol on your breath,
5503
55041209
550501:03:08,493 --> 01:03:10,662
5506it'll literally register,
5507like, you're dead.
5508
55091210
551001:03:10,912 --> 01:03:13,331
5511- What up!
5512- Oh, girlies!
5513
55141211
551501:03:13,415 --> 01:03:14,582
5516- Hi, guys!
5517- Oh, wow.
5518
55191212
552001:03:14,666 --> 01:03:16,501
5521- I brought you a present.
5522- Thank you.
5523
55241213
552501:03:17,210 --> 01:03:19,004
5526- Got some Jamo.
5527- We know you're a what.
5528
55291214
553001:03:19,087 --> 01:03:20,839
5531They know how to make my dick soft.
5532
55331215
553401:03:21,339 --> 01:03:24,384
5535I got over 250 DMs
5536the first time we hung out
5537
55381216
553901:03:24,467 --> 01:03:27,887
5540because you said I bleached my butthole
5541and put my Instagram name.
5542
55431217
554401:03:28,763 --> 01:03:30,932
5545<i>There's just so many girls at the parties.</i>
5546
55471218
554801:03:31,016 --> 01:03:32,976
5549<i>They're like, "Oh!"
5550You already know, like, "Okay.</i>
5551
55521219
555301:03:33,184 --> 01:03:35,186
5554<i>She's going to want to have sex with me."</i>
5555
55561220
555701:03:36,062 --> 01:03:38,942
5558<i>I'm gonna wanna have sex with her.
5559We might as well have already done it.</i>
5560
55611221
556201:03:40,442 --> 01:03:41,442
5563It's just fun.
5564
55651222
556601:03:41,860 --> 01:03:45,238
5567You get to hit someone with a hard dick.
5568It'll knock their teeth out.
5569
55701223
557101:03:45,322 --> 01:03:47,157
5572<i>This girl that I met at a party,</i>
5573
55741224
557501:03:47,240 --> 01:03:49,993
5576<i>we're having sex, and she just stops
5577and looks at me,</i>
5578
55791225
558001:03:50,285 --> 01:03:52,746
5581"You know, I've never fucked
5582a celebrity before."
5583
55841226
558501:03:52,871 --> 01:03:56,791
5586And I just, literally, never wanted
5587to die more in my life than that moment.
5588
55891227
559001:03:57,208 --> 01:03:58,668
5591It's just so, like, how...
5592
55931228
559401:03:59,461 --> 01:04:02,464
5595like that's your existence.
5596Like that's a goal.
5597
55981229
559901:04:03,423 --> 01:04:05,884
5600And me, of all people, like,
5601"Honey, you think..."
5602
56031230
560401:04:07,802 --> 01:04:10,472
5605<i>Then to realize you're just as guilty
5606as everybody else.</i>
5607
56081231
560901:04:10,555 --> 01:04:13,141
5610I will shit all over all these girls
5611that're like, "Oh, my God,
5612
56131232
561401:04:13,224 --> 01:04:15,602
5615celebrity blah, blah."
5616And then they fuck me for the story,
5617
56181233
561901:04:15,685 --> 01:04:16,895
5620but I do the same thing.
5621
56221234
562301:04:17,062 --> 01:04:18,438
5624So, I'm just as guilty.
5625
56261235
562701:04:20,982 --> 01:04:23,568
5628<i>I don't like being alone, I've realized.
5629I just don't.</i>
5630
56311236
563201:04:23,651 --> 01:04:26,931
5633<i>I'm one of those people that I constantly
5634would like to have a friend on the couch.</i>
5635
56361237
563701:04:27,530 --> 01:04:29,824
5638<i>'Cause I don't like to be
5639alone with my thoughts.</i>
5640
56411238
564201:04:29,949 --> 01:04:31,868
5643<i>I think I go into, like, dark places.</i>
5644
56451239
564601:04:35,372 --> 01:04:37,499
5647<i>All these people love you
5648when you go out,</i>
5649
56501240
565101:04:39,125 --> 01:04:41,605
5652<i>and then you go home to your hotel room
5653and you're just like...</i>
5654
56551241
565601:04:41,836 --> 01:04:43,421
5657<i>dreading the next city you gotta go to.</i>
5658
56591242
566001:04:50,470 --> 01:04:53,223
5661You think any grown man
5662of 33 years old
5663
56641243
566501:04:53,306 --> 01:04:54,986
5666is doing this somewhere else
5667on the planet?
5668
56691244
567001:04:59,479 --> 01:05:02,065
5671<i>It's difficult when you have
5672five nights of partying in a row</i>
5673
56741245
567501:05:02,148 --> 01:05:04,818
5676<i>and you have to get on an airplane,
5677go across the country.</i>
5678
56791246
568001:05:06,403 --> 01:05:08,071
5681<i>And then give people the same energy.</i>
5682
56831247
568401:05:09,322 --> 01:05:10,532
5685<i>Every night.</i>
5686
56871248
568801:05:13,618 --> 01:05:16,371
5689<i>It's strenuous to have
5690any real relationship with someone.</i>
5691
56921249
569301:05:17,330 --> 01:05:18,665
5694<i>I want a family.</i>
5695
56961250
569701:05:19,791 --> 01:05:21,835
5698I don't know if I'll be married
5699in five years,
5700
57011251
570201:05:21,918 --> 01:05:24,629
5703but, yeah, I don't wanna be
5704that guy that's, like,
5705
57061252
570701:05:24,712 --> 01:05:26,131
5708that people feel sad for.
5709
57101253
571101:05:26,214 --> 01:05:28,859
5712<i>Even though they don't, 'cause they're
5713like, "Oh, you live the crazy life!"</i>
5714
57151254
571601:05:28,883 --> 01:05:31,363
5717<i>But they don't realize that I look
5718at their lives and I'm like,</i>
5719
57201255
572101:05:31,678 --> 01:05:33,096
5722"That's kinda cool, too.
5723
57241256
572501:05:33,263 --> 01:05:34,889
5726That you, like, built something.
5727
57281257
572901:05:35,056 --> 01:05:37,559
5730Like I haven't built, like, shit."
5731
57321258
573301:05:38,852 --> 01:05:42,689
5734You know? Like, outside of this world.
5735
57361259
573701:05:44,941 --> 01:05:47,152
5738<i>That's why I can't go to bed sober.</i>
5739
57401260
574101:05:48,153 --> 01:05:51,531
5742<i>'Cause I just sit there and think about
5743all this shit and argue with myself.</i>
5744
57451261
574601:05:51,781 --> 01:05:54,033
5747<i>I have to be, like,
5748really exhausted to fall asleep.</i>
5749
57501262
575101:06:03,501 --> 01:06:06,101
5752<i>The end game for these people,
5753I think, is gonna be sad.</i>
5754
57551263
575601:06:06,713 --> 01:06:08,673
5757<i>They're in the spotlight,
5758but when it's done,</i>
5759
57601264
576101:06:08,756 --> 01:06:12,552
5762it's done and they're not equipped to do
5763anything else in life. Where do you go?
5764
57651265
576601:06:12,635 --> 01:06:15,054
5767So, you're getting paid
5768however many thousands of dollars
5769
57701266
577101:06:15,138 --> 01:06:18,016
5772<i>to show up and pour champagne
5773on some chick's boobs,</i>
5774
57751267
577601:06:18,141 --> 01:06:19,476
5777<i>but what happens when you're 50</i>
5778
57791268
578001:06:19,559 --> 01:06:21,978
5781<i>and no one wants you pouring champagne
5782anywhere on them?</i>
5783
57841269
578501:06:22,061 --> 01:06:23,480
5786<i>Or even, like, breathing on them?</i>
5787
57881270
578901:06:23,771 --> 01:06:26,191
5790All hail the slut whisperer.
5791
57921271
579301:06:27,650 --> 01:06:30,445
5794<i>Everything on the internet
5795is eternal. These are the images</i>
5796
57971272
579801:06:30,528 --> 01:06:33,656
5799<i>that are burned in our brain,
5800so for you to recreate yourself,</i>
5801
58021273
580301:06:33,740 --> 01:06:34,824
5804<i>it's very difficult.</i>
5805
58061274
580701:06:35,200 --> 01:06:38,203
5808<i>Unless you are Paris Hilton,
5809you can't just reinvent yourself.</i>
5810
58111275
581201:06:38,453 --> 01:06:42,916
5813She set the bar so low
5814in terms of, like, what people thought
5815
58161276
581701:06:42,999 --> 01:06:45,239
5818that she was capable of
5819and then it was like, "Oh my God!
5820
58211277
582201:06:45,543 --> 01:06:49,214
5823<i>I accidentally started
582415 perfume lines in Dubai."</i>
5825
58261278
582701:06:49,297 --> 01:06:51,424
5828Can you horrify my viewers now?
5829
58301279
583101:06:51,508 --> 01:06:56,179
5832Tell them how much the last fragrance,
583316th, Dazzle,
5834
58351280
583601:06:56,262 --> 01:06:57,889
5837how much it took in sales?
5838
58391281
584001:06:57,972 --> 01:07:01,017
5841<i>I have 19 different product lines.
5842Dog clothes,</i>
5843
58441282
584501:07:01,100 --> 01:07:03,478
5846<i>haircare, makeup...</i>
5847
58481283
584901:07:04,354 --> 01:07:07,190
5850<i>sunglasses, handbags,</i>
5851
58521284
585301:07:07,273 --> 01:07:09,817
5854<i>clothing, fragrances.</i>
5855
58561285
585701:07:11,277 --> 01:07:14,405
5858<i>Every product you can think of, I make.</i>
5859
58601286
586101:07:14,489 --> 01:07:16,199
5862Oh my God, you collected all of them?
5863
58641287
586501:07:16,282 --> 01:07:17,408
5866Look at that.
5867
58681288
586901:07:18,243 --> 01:07:19,452
5870There you go. Okay?
5871
58721289
587301:07:20,995 --> 01:07:22,121
5874Let's try another one.
5875
58761290
587701:07:24,249 --> 01:07:26,376
5878Hit me. Oh wow.
5879
58801291
588101:07:26,459 --> 01:07:28,099
5882- How good is that smell?
5883- That shit's...
5884
58851292
588601:07:28,127 --> 01:07:29,980
5887<i>You think you understand
5888what she's doing,</i>
5889
58901293
589101:07:30,004 --> 01:07:31,724
5892<i>and then she'll become a DJ
5893and you're like,</i>
5894
58951294
589601:07:31,756 --> 01:07:33,841
5897<i>"Oh, groan, she's gonna become a DJ."</i>
5898
58991295
590001:07:33,925 --> 01:07:38,263
5901<i>Next thing you know, she's DJing
5902on a floating zero-gravity stage</i>
5903
59041296
590501:07:38,346 --> 01:07:41,432
5906<i>for the Sultan of Brunei and
5907his three thousand falcons.</i>
5908
59091297
591001:07:41,516 --> 01:07:43,268
5911<i>One, two...</i>
5912
59131298
591401:07:44,143 --> 01:07:45,603
5915Okay, we are live.
5916
59171299
591801:07:45,937 --> 01:07:48,189
5919It's me, the queen Paris Hilton. Yup.
5920
59211300
592201:07:50,191 --> 01:07:52,795
5923- Turn up the clea...
5924- Sorry. I just came out with my new, uh,
5925
59261301
592701:07:52,819 --> 01:07:54,404
5928Paris Hilton push-up bra line.
5929
59301302
593101:07:54,571 --> 01:07:56,531
5932So before we mention
5933our other project...
5934
59351303
593601:07:56,614 --> 01:07:58,676
5937- Right, let's talk about...
5938- ...I'm mentioning this one.
5939
59401304
594101:07:58,700 --> 01:08:01,536
5942- Let's talk about phenomenal cleavage.
5943- And yeah, they're real.
5944
59451305
594601:08:01,619 --> 01:08:04,872
5947Also they're real. Um...
5948
59491306
595001:08:04,956 --> 01:08:07,834
5951Okay, we, uh, we're here today...
5952today is special.
5953
59541307
595501:08:07,917 --> 01:08:09,752
5956Today is, like, a big... it's a big day
5957
59581308
595901:08:09,836 --> 01:08:11,836
5960because we've been working on this
5961for a long time.
5962
59631309
596401:08:11,879 --> 01:08:15,091
5965I've been up on fake news for years.
5966You know, creating fake news stories,
5967
59681310
596901:08:15,174 --> 01:08:16,843
5970running them onto Twitter, and, like,
5971
59721311
597301:08:16,926 --> 01:08:20,054
5974basically seeing how they actually play
5975into the real world,
5976
59771312
597801:08:20,138 --> 01:08:23,057
5979was something that I feel proud
5980to have somewhat pioneered.
5981
59821313
598301:08:23,141 --> 01:08:25,727
5984And that went for everything to products,
5985I remember, um,
5986
59871314
598801:08:25,810 --> 01:08:27,895
5989a bunch of years ago
5990I invented a Louboutin shoe
5991
59921315
599301:08:27,979 --> 01:08:29,397
5994<i>that was made of dehydrated kale.</i>
5995
59961316
599701:08:29,480 --> 01:08:31,399
5998<i>And I got someone
5999at </i>Huffington Post<i> to run it</i>
6000
60011317
600201:08:31,482 --> 01:08:33,402
6003<i>and, you know, this site
6004and that site to run it.</i>
6005
60061318
600701:08:33,443 --> 01:08:36,088
6008<i>Next thing you know, Louboutin's getting
6009hundreds of calls from people,</i>
6010
60111319
601201:08:36,112 --> 01:08:39,032
6013being like, "Where can we buy
6014the fucking dehydrated kale shoe?"
6015
60161320
601701:08:39,324 --> 01:08:42,493
6018And that was straight-up fake news.
6019I can immediately call,
6020
60211321
602201:08:42,577 --> 01:08:46,623
6023you know, somebody I knew at whatever site
6024I knew had traffic and say,
6025
60261322
602701:08:46,706 --> 01:08:50,168
6028"This is funny. Wink wink. I want
6029you on the inside. Don't tell anybody."
6030
60311323
603201:08:50,251 --> 01:08:53,087
6033And run a story about
6034how I'm getting breast implants.
6035
60361324
603701:08:53,379 --> 01:08:57,091
6038It doesn't matter whether I'm ever gonna
6039get them or not. It just becomes reality.
6040
60411325
604201:08:57,175 --> 01:08:59,844
6043The internet and real life
6044are like careening towa...
6045
60461326
604701:08:59,927 --> 01:09:02,597
6048This is the internet. This is reality.
6049
60501327
605101:09:02,722 --> 01:09:05,475
6052They were just, like,
6053careening towards each other
6054
60551328
605601:09:05,558 --> 01:09:06,809
6057to become one.
6058
60591329
606001:09:07,727 --> 01:09:10,563
6061<i>When I met Paris, I started thinking,
6062"What can we do that's, like,</i>
6063
60641330
606501:09:10,647 --> 01:09:13,149
6066you know, not too ridiculous
6067and over-the-top that, like,
6068
60691331
607001:09:13,232 --> 01:09:14,067
6071you know, like...
6072
60731332
607401:09:14,150 --> 01:09:16,152
6075we can really fool people
6076and troll them and,
6077
60781333
607901:09:16,235 --> 01:09:17,987
6080get people to think
6081that it's fucking true.”
6082
60831334
608401:09:19,364 --> 01:09:20,907
6085<i>Look at all of these baby DJs.</i>
6086
60871335
608801:09:20,990 --> 01:09:22,283
6089This is a huge market now.
6090
60911336
609201:09:25,620 --> 01:09:29,540
6093Paris is a sick DJ and, like,
6094does parties in Ibiza for children.
6095
60961337
609701:09:29,874 --> 01:09:32,377
6098So, like, a lot of this
6099actually makes sense.
6100
61011338
610201:09:32,460 --> 01:09:35,004
6103Okay, we've been working on this
6104for a long time.
6105
61061339
610701:09:35,088 --> 01:09:37,340
6108- You must know child DJs.
6109- I actually do.
6110
61111340
611201:09:37,757 --> 01:09:40,551
6113There are a lot of baby DJs now,
6114
61151341
611601:09:40,635 --> 01:09:43,096
6117but here's the thing,
6118no one has anything to wear.
6119
61201342
612101:09:43,179 --> 01:09:44,972
6122<i>Like, look,
6123this kid's having a great time.</i>
6124
61251343
612601:09:45,056 --> 01:09:47,183
6127There are kinda, like,
6128lasers coming out of his hands,
6129
61301344
613101:09:47,266 --> 01:09:48,726
6132but look at your man's outfit.
6133
61341345
613501:09:48,810 --> 01:09:50,812
6136Who knows what kinda options
6137you have to go party?
6138
61391346
614001:09:50,895 --> 01:09:52,939
6141You haven't had that many, until now.
6142
61431347
614401:09:53,439 --> 01:09:57,360
6145Bottle Service. Bottle Service is a line
6146of clothing and accessories
6147
61481348
614901:09:57,443 --> 01:10:00,279
6150for these baby DJs and for these kids
6151who are going to parties.
6152
61531349
615401:10:01,698 --> 01:10:03,282
6155"Fuck milk, gimmie bass."
6156
61571350
615801:10:03,741 --> 01:10:04,575
6159Fire.
6160
61611351
616201:10:04,659 --> 01:10:07,078
6163This one is an homage
6164to really all the women...
6165
61661352
616701:10:07,620 --> 01:10:09,247
6168who have slept with Diplo.
6169
61701353
617101:10:09,330 --> 01:10:12,625
6172Who else is doing this?
6173No one. No one.
6174
61751354
617601:10:13,000 --> 01:10:15,253
6177- Peace out.
6178- Bottle Service.
6179
61801355
618101:10:15,837 --> 01:10:17,505
6182<i>So we just did an Instagram Live,</i>
6183
61841356
618501:10:17,964 --> 01:10:21,634
6186<i>and 2.72 million people tuned in.</i>
6187
61881357
618901:10:22,009 --> 01:10:24,929
6190Someone just tweeted a "yaaas"
6191at both of us that has,
6192
61931358
619401:10:25,012 --> 01:10:28,683
6195I'm not kidding you, 95 S's.
6196
61971359
619801:10:29,350 --> 01:10:33,604
6199It's just like, "Yaassssssss."
6200
62011360
620201:10:35,356 --> 01:10:38,693
6203The comments are just fucking popping.
6204There're literally thousands of comments.
6205
62061361
620701:10:38,776 --> 01:10:40,236
6208"Will you ship to Taipei?"
6209
62101362
621101:10:40,319 --> 01:10:42,363
6212Someone said they want ten of them.
6213
62141363
621501:10:42,447 --> 01:10:43,906
6216- The bottles.
6217- Ten bottles...
6218
62191364
622001:10:43,990 --> 01:10:46,301
6221But they said they don't have a baby.
6222They want it for themselves.
6223
62241365
622501:10:47,660 --> 01:10:49,328
6226- That's so...
6227- That's so dope.
6228
62291366
623001:10:49,412 --> 01:10:52,516
6231- Like, people going to clubs with bottles.
6232- They're definitely in Germany. Yeah.
6233
62341367
623501:10:52,540 --> 01:10:55,060
6236They're like, "We love"...
6237Yeah, 'cause German people are, like,
6238
62391368
624001:10:55,084 --> 01:10:56,644
6241breast-feeding each other
6242in nightclubs.
6243
62441369
624501:10:56,711 --> 01:10:58,897
6246And they're definitely...
6247with baby bottles and diapers.
6248
62491370
625001:10:58,921 --> 01:11:00,047
6251We gotta do diapers.
6252
62531371
625401:11:00,798 --> 01:11:02,592
6255Glow-in-the-dark diapers?!
6256
62571372
625801:11:07,680 --> 01:11:10,200
6259<i>What's crazy about this is not only
6260can we tell people that we're doing this</i>
6261
62621373
626301:11:10,224 --> 01:11:14,020
6264<i>and actually fool them and get stories
6265written from credible places that, like,</i>
6266
62671374
626801:11:14,103 --> 01:11:16,898
6269<i>won't do any research
6270and will just believe it 'cause we say it,</i>
6271
62721375
627301:11:16,981 --> 01:11:19,776
6274but also, there's a very real chance
6275
62761376
627701:11:19,859 --> 01:11:21,819
6278that people start
6279demanding this product,
6280
62811377
628201:11:21,903 --> 01:11:24,383
6283and that we actually need to
6284start producing it and selling it.
6285
62861378
628701:11:24,447 --> 01:11:25,865
6288Is the website up?
6289
62901379
629101:11:25,948 --> 01:11:28,343
6292- The website's up...
6293- But what if people are gonna make orders
6294
62951380
629601:11:28,367 --> 01:11:30,745
6297and it's gonna be fake,
6298and they're gonna say we're a scam.
6299
63001381
630101:11:30,828 --> 01:11:31,829
6302That'd be dope.
6303
63041382
630501:11:32,038 --> 01:11:33,247
6306No, we'll make more...
6307
63081383
630901:11:36,417 --> 01:11:38,336
6310I feel real good about this project.
6311
63121384
631301:11:38,419 --> 01:11:40,421
6314Once you sign off, it's a go.
6315
63161385
631701:11:40,505 --> 01:11:43,508
6318I talked to the attorneys.
6319I've talked to your lawyer.
6320
63211386
632201:11:43,633 --> 01:11:47,094
6323We got your royalties.
6324I'm grateful for you working with me.
6325
63261387
632701:11:47,178 --> 01:11:48,679
6328<i>He is four months old,</i>
6329
63301388
633101:11:48,763 --> 01:11:51,641
6332and he is the executive producer
6333of this song?
6334
63351389
633601:11:51,724 --> 01:11:54,143
6337<i>Yes, he's in the studio,
6338listening to the songs with me,</i>
6339
63401390
634101:11:54,227 --> 01:11:57,021
6342<i>going over if the beats are right,
6343if the energy's right.</i>
6344
63451391
634601:11:57,104 --> 01:11:58,984
6347If he's not in the studio
6348while we're recording,
6349
63501392
635101:11:59,023 --> 01:12:01,084
6352<i>I FaceTime him and put him
6353on the phone with an artist.</i>
6354
63551393
635601:12:01,108 --> 01:12:04,278
6357Thank you for executive producing
6358my album, I appreciate that.
6359
63601394
636101:12:04,362 --> 01:12:06,364
6362My son is the executive producer,
6363
63641395
636501:12:06,447 --> 01:12:08,616
6366not only of this song with me,
6367Beyoncé and Jay-Z,
6368
63691396
637001:12:08,699 --> 01:12:10,076
6371<i>but also my new album,</i>
6372
63731397
637401:12:10,159 --> 01:12:11,845
6375<i>top ten record in the country
6376in three weeks,</i>
6377
63781398
637901:12:11,869 --> 01:12:14,163
6380<i>soon to be number one.</i>
6381
63821399
638301:12:14,247 --> 01:12:15,706
6384We're on your album, buddy.
6385
63861400
638701:12:15,790 --> 01:12:16,999
6388Thank you for having me!
6389
63901401
639101:12:17,500 --> 01:12:18,334
6392I love you!
6393
63941402
639501:12:18,417 --> 01:12:21,879
6396You a don. You a icon. You a legend.
6397
63981403
639901:12:21,963 --> 01:12:24,715
6400Yo, that's a shot, boy! That's a shot!
6401
64021404
640301:12:29,720 --> 01:12:31,973
6404I just keep building my brand,
6405We The Best.
6406
64071405
640801:12:32,139 --> 01:12:35,434
6409Know what I'm saying?
6410"We The Best" is not just a name.
6411
64121406
641301:12:35,601 --> 01:12:38,145
6414You know what I'm saying?
6415It's just not a cool thing to say.
6416
64171407
641801:12:38,229 --> 01:12:39,313
6419It's a lifestyle.
6420
64211408
642201:12:39,772 --> 01:12:41,774
6423Asahd, you have lights on your rims?!
6424
64251409
642601:12:41,983 --> 01:12:43,818
6427And you got all these sneakers?!
6428
64291410
643001:12:44,151 --> 01:12:46,153
6431Yes, you got the new Jordans?
6432
64331411
643401:12:46,237 --> 01:12:48,573
6435Make sure there's a short enough sleeve
6436for his Rolex.
6437
64381412
643901:12:48,739 --> 01:12:50,533
6440<i>These moments on Snapchat, though.</i>
6441
64421413
644301:12:50,950 --> 01:12:52,827
6444I'm sure he's not just giving them.
6445
64461414
644701:12:54,412 --> 01:12:58,124
6448Um, are good business for Khaled.
6449But where do you stop?
6450
64511415
645201:12:59,375 --> 01:13:00,543
6453I am a hustler.
6454
64551416
645601:13:01,127 --> 01:13:02,920
6457To this day, I'm still hustling.
6458
64591417
646001:13:03,129 --> 01:13:04,881
6461You know what I'm saying.
6462When I say hustle,
6463
64641418
646501:13:04,964 --> 01:13:08,843
6466you know, everything I do,
6467whatever it takes to survive.
6468
64691419
647001:13:12,638 --> 01:13:15,641
6471<i>Saturday night, I slept an hour.
6472Sunday, I slept two hours,</i>
6473
64741420
647501:13:15,725 --> 01:13:17,518
6476<i>and then Monday, I slept four.</i>
6477
64781421
647901:13:17,602 --> 01:13:18,686
6480<i>And then I posted that...</i>
6481
64821422
648301:13:20,021 --> 01:13:21,647
6484<i>I wanted to kill myself at the time.</i>
6485
64861423
648701:13:23,524 --> 01:13:25,377
6488<i>A lot of people were hitting me up.
6489They're like,</i>
6490
64911424
649201:13:25,401 --> 01:13:27,754
6493<i>"Don't kill yourself yet.
6494I still have yet to party with you."</i>
6495
64961425
649701:13:27,778 --> 01:13:29,989
6498I'm like, "Thanks. You really care
6499about my well-being."
6500
65011426
650201:13:30,072 --> 01:13:31,616
6503It's really just a self-centered...
6504
65051427
650601:13:31,699 --> 01:13:34,659
6507"I just wanna get drunk with Kirill
6508one time. Then, you can kill yourself."
6509
65101428
651101:13:34,994 --> 01:13:36,114
6512<i>They don't even talk to you.</i>
6513
65141429
651501:13:36,162 --> 01:13:38,205
6516<i>They're just like,
6517"Oh, can I get on the Snapchat?"</i>
6518
65191430
652001:13:38,289 --> 01:13:40,207
6521<i>That's when you feel like a zoo animal.</i>
6522
65231431
652401:13:41,208 --> 01:13:42,528
6525They don't really care about you.
6526
65271432
652801:13:54,805 --> 01:13:56,349
6529I feel like we're royalty over here.
6530
65311433
653201:13:56,432 --> 01:13:58,059
6533Did you just give the butler
6534the day off?
6535
65361434
653701:13:58,142 --> 01:13:58,976
6538What is this for?
6539
65401435
654101:13:59,060 --> 01:14:02,229
6542So you can hold it.
6543It seems like you don't know what to do.
6544
65451436
654601:14:02,313 --> 01:14:04,458
6547I don't know what I'm doing
6548'cause I've never done this before.
6549
65501437
655101:14:04,482 --> 01:14:07,318
6552- I normally don't do this with you.
6553- You lay down.
6554
65551438
655601:14:08,778 --> 01:14:11,781
6557- You're gonna be 33 in a couple of weeks.
6558- Fuckin' old man.
6559
65601439
656101:14:12,239 --> 01:14:14,325
6562You know, people definitely change.
6563
65641440
656501:14:14,408 --> 01:14:17,244
6566Obviously everything is
6567in your power to...
6568
65691441
657001:14:17,411 --> 01:14:18,746
6571But it's not easy.
6572
65731442
657401:14:18,871 --> 01:14:20,790
6575You probably have to make
6576some kind of sacri...
6577
65781443
657901:14:20,873 --> 01:14:22,875
6580- Some drastic shit.
6581- And some sacrifice,
6582
65831444
658401:14:22,959 --> 01:14:26,087
6585because I don't know this lifestyle...
6586
65871445
658801:14:27,088 --> 01:14:31,008
6589Applying this crazy brain to something...
6590creative again.
6591
65921446
659301:14:31,092 --> 01:14:33,552
6594- So it depends, what are you thinking?
6595- I don't know.
6596
65971447
659801:14:34,136 --> 01:14:35,680
6599I don't know, but I'm just...
6600
66011448
660201:14:36,597 --> 01:14:37,717
6603trying to figure it all out.
6604
66051449
660601:14:37,765 --> 01:14:39,767
6607- It's life. It's only one time.
6608- Yeah.
6609
66101450
661101:14:39,850 --> 01:14:41,770
6612- You're not gonna get another life...
6613- Exactly.
6614
66151451
661601:14:41,811 --> 01:14:44,271
6617...so this is...
6618and I want grandkids, too.
6619
66201452
662101:14:45,648 --> 01:14:46,899
6622So I want a family.
6623
66241453
662501:14:47,108 --> 01:14:48,108
6626What?
6627
66281454
662901:14:48,359 --> 01:14:51,779
6630What... I won't... What is it, did I say?
6631
66321455
663301:14:51,862 --> 01:14:54,532
6634I mean, a lot of my friends already have
6635
66361456
663701:14:54,615 --> 01:14:58,369
6638one, two, some more grandkids.
6639I would love, uh...
6640
66411457
664201:14:58,452 --> 01:14:59,662
6643You got the dog for now.
6644
66451458
664601:14:59,745 --> 01:15:01,998
6647I know I have a dog,
6648but I would love to be grandma
6649
66501459
665101:15:02,081 --> 01:15:03,916
6652who is still functioning.
6653
66541460
665501:15:04,000 --> 01:15:06,002
6656I'd like to be a dad
6657who's still functioning.
6658
66591461
666001:15:10,840 --> 01:15:12,880
6661- You okay?
6662- I don't think I can work another year.
6663
66641462
666501:15:13,342 --> 01:15:16,137
6666You're so exhausted?
6667Come home, maybe take a break.
6668
66691463
667001:15:16,220 --> 01:15:18,097
6671Maybe figure out what you wanna...
6672
66731464
667401:15:18,514 --> 01:15:20,975
6675It's a bad thing
6676you don't wanna go sight-seeing.
6677
66781465
667901:15:21,058 --> 01:15:23,477
6680You could go and travel
6681and see places.
6682
66831466
668401:15:23,561 --> 01:15:26,647
6685I don't wanna go alone.
6686I need to find a girl first to do it with.
6687
66881467
668901:15:30,818 --> 01:15:33,070
6690I just hate everyone. I just hate people.
6691
66921468
669301:15:36,407 --> 01:15:37,533
6694You'll figure it out.
6695
66961469
669701:15:38,492 --> 01:15:40,119
6698- Can you stay?
6699- I can't.
6700
67011470
670201:15:40,202 --> 01:15:43,080
6703- Can you stay overnight?
6704- I can't, Ma. Not today.
6705
67061471
670701:15:47,376 --> 01:15:48,669
6708Goodbye. Kisses.
6709
67101472
671101:15:49,336 --> 01:15:50,588
6712Call me when you get home.
6713
67141473
671501:15:50,671 --> 01:15:51,922
6716I will.
6717
67181474
671901:15:59,764 --> 01:16:02,433
6720<i>I remember being 16 and thinking,</i>
6721
67221475
672301:16:02,516 --> 01:16:04,518
6724<i>"I can't wait till I'm 30,</i>
6725
67261476
672701:16:04,852 --> 01:16:07,730
6728<i>because then I will feel differently."</i>
6729
67301477
673101:16:09,482 --> 01:16:10,900
6732<i>I fuckin' hate my life.</i>
6733
67341478
673501:16:12,818 --> 01:16:15,362
6736Mommy, will you sing me a lullaby
6737before I go to sleep?
6738
67391479
674001:16:15,446 --> 01:16:17,448
6741Oh, I know, okay, ready?
6742
67431480
674401:16:26,916 --> 01:16:30,669
6745All right, well, never mind, Mom.
6746I think I'm just gonna listen to the rain.
6747
67481481
674901:16:31,003 --> 01:16:32,671
6750All right, I love you. Good night.
6751
67521482
675301:16:34,173 --> 01:16:36,467
6754Hey, guys. This is my mom. Say hi!
6755
67561483
675701:16:36,759 --> 01:16:37,593
6758Hi!
6759
67601484
676101:16:37,676 --> 01:16:40,596
6762Yeah, who gives a shit?
6763Yup, nobody cares.
6764
67651485
676601:16:41,931 --> 01:16:44,308
6767<i>I always used to ask my dad,
6768"Why did you marry Mom?"</i>
6769
67701486
677101:16:45,518 --> 01:16:48,104
6772'Cause it seemed, like,
6773my whole childhood, I'm telling you,
6774
67751487
677601:16:48,187 --> 01:16:50,773
6777I never saw a moment of
6778when my parents were, like,
6779
67801488
678101:16:50,898 --> 01:16:52,566
6782hugging or loving to each other.
6783
67841489
678501:16:52,650 --> 01:16:53,818
6786Not one moment.
6787
67881490
678901:16:55,236 --> 01:16:57,571
6790<i>My parents got divorced
6791when I was six.</i>
6792
67931491
679401:16:57,947 --> 01:17:01,117
6795<i>My dad didn't fight with my mom,
6796my mom fought with my dad.</i>
6797
67981492
679901:17:01,450 --> 01:17:03,720
6800Oh, my God, this was when my Mom
6801was a witch on Halloween,
6802
68031493
680401:17:03,744 --> 01:17:06,464
6805but this is what my Mom would
6806literally look like when she was angry.
6807
68081494
680901:17:08,916 --> 01:17:12,044
6810<i>One time my parents got in a fight
6811and I came downstairs,</i>
6812
68131495
681401:17:13,045 --> 01:17:14,255
6815and my mom had a knife,
6816
68171496
681801:17:14,338 --> 01:17:17,091
6819and was chasing my dad
6820around the kitchen table with a knife.
6821
68221497
682301:17:17,466 --> 01:17:19,385
6824And she kept telling me
6825to go upstairs,
6826
68271498
682801:17:19,468 --> 01:17:23,347
6829so that I wouldn't see anything
6830and my dad kept telling me to go upstairs.
6831
68321499
683301:17:25,724 --> 01:17:28,227
6834But, I just stayed...
6835I just stood there 'cause I was like,
6836
68371500
683801:17:28,310 --> 01:17:31,480
6839"No, you're not gonna kill Dad.
6840I'm not gonna let you kill Dad.
6841
68421501
684301:17:31,564 --> 01:17:33,315
6844You know, right in front of me."
6845
68461502
684701:17:36,527 --> 01:17:37,611
6848<i>It was scary.</i>
6849
68501503
685101:17:38,404 --> 01:17:40,156
6852<i>There were times where
6853she couldn't breathe.</i>
6854
68551504
685601:17:40,239 --> 01:17:41,615
6857<i>She would be holding her chest,</i>
6858
68591505
686001:17:41,699 --> 01:17:45,286
6861<i>so I took her over to the hospital
6862and they would check her out and say,</i>
6863
68641506
686501:17:45,369 --> 01:17:47,371
6866<i>"She's just having anxiety."</i>
6867
68681507
686901:17:49,206 --> 01:17:51,750
6870<i>It would happen at least
6871maybe once a week.</i>
6872
68731508
687401:17:52,126 --> 01:17:55,129
6875<i>For a while, I would take her
6876to the hospital no matter what.</i>
6877
68781509
687901:17:55,629 --> 01:17:58,632
6880And then, at some point
6881in high school, you know,
6882
68831510
688401:17:58,716 --> 01:18:01,802
6885I got a call from the school nurse
6886and told me that, you know,
6887
68881511
688901:18:01,886 --> 01:18:05,264
6890they wanted to see me
6891because my daughter was hurting herself.
6892
68931512
689401:18:06,223 --> 01:18:08,309
6895<i>I started self-mutilating.</i>
6896
68971513
689801:18:09,101 --> 01:18:11,020
6899<i>No one knew that about me.</i>
6900
69011514
690201:18:11,103 --> 01:18:13,439
6903<i>I would wear long sleeves
6904in the summer time,</i>
6905
69061515
690701:18:13,522 --> 01:18:15,149
6908<i>so no one could see anything.</i>
6909
69101516
691101:18:15,232 --> 01:18:19,111
6912<i>I just wanted to die, but I didn't have
6913enough strength to do it.</i>
6914
69151517
691601:18:19,820 --> 01:18:24,200
6917<i>And they committed me to a hospital
6918because of my cuts.</i>
6919
69201518
692101:18:25,201 --> 01:18:27,077
6922<i>I was like, "Please just let me die."</i>
6923
69241519
692501:18:27,494 --> 01:18:30,289
6926<i>It was the worst experience
6927of my entire life.</i>
6928
69291520
693001:18:31,707 --> 01:18:33,977
6931<i>She used to wake up
6932in the middle of the night, screaming</i>
6933
69341521
693501:18:34,001 --> 01:18:35,961
6936<i>about something coming
6937to take her away.</i>
6938
69391522
694001:18:36,462 --> 01:18:38,881
6941<i>Which was her greatest fear,
6942was to be all alone.</i>
6943
69441523
694501:18:40,216 --> 01:18:42,676
6946It was just Brittany and I
6947for a number of years,
6948
69491524
695001:18:42,760 --> 01:18:46,096
6951and when she saw me
6952getting serious with this girl,
6953
69541525
695501:18:46,597 --> 01:18:49,183
6956um, with my current wife,
6957I think it scared her.
6958
69591526
696001:18:49,516 --> 01:18:52,102
6961That, you know,
6962she was gonna be left again.
6963
69641527
696501:18:54,188 --> 01:18:57,942
6966<i>I don't have anybody that's,
6967like, gonna stay through everything.</i>
6968
69691528
697001:19:00,277 --> 01:19:02,071
6971Someone who will be there...
6972
69731529
697401:19:03,822 --> 01:19:05,741
6975forever. Or like...
6976
69771530
697801:19:08,535 --> 01:19:11,205
6979you know, yeah, be there forever.
6980
69811531
698201:19:20,798 --> 01:19:22,508
6983I don't have anyone but myself...
6984
69851532
698601:19:23,634 --> 01:19:24,634
6987you know.
6988
69891533
699001:19:33,310 --> 01:19:35,479
6991Remember this? The mice on a pillow.
6992
69931534
699401:19:36,480 --> 01:19:37,480
6995So cute.
6996
69971535
699801:19:39,483 --> 01:19:41,819
6999- I remember these very well.
7000- Mm-hmm.
7001
70021536
700301:19:47,658 --> 01:19:50,286
7004- These dolls are scary.
7005- Why? You loved them!
7006
70071537
700801:19:50,369 --> 01:19:52,413
7009You should take
7010the nets off all of them at least.
7011
70121538
701301:19:52,496 --> 01:19:55,207
7014No, I don't want to ruin...
7015I kept the tags. Everything.
7016
70171539
701801:19:55,499 --> 01:19:57,710
7019Oh.
7020
70211540
702201:19:58,085 --> 01:19:59,461
7023Isn't this cute?
7024
70251541
702601:20:01,088 --> 01:20:03,924
7027<i>Nicky has all the Porthault bedding
7028and all of that</i>
7029
70301542
703101:20:04,300 --> 01:20:06,552
7032<i>for her baby at her place in New York.</i>
7033
70341543
703501:20:09,388 --> 01:20:11,015
7036Well, don't give her everything.
7037
70381544
703901:20:11,098 --> 01:20:13,350
7040- I'm not, honey.
7041- Save some for me.
7042
70431545
704401:20:13,434 --> 01:20:14,643
7045And this...
7046
70471546
704801:20:15,644 --> 01:20:18,105
7049we had a pink one and a blue one.
7050We weren't sure.
7051
70521547
705301:20:18,522 --> 01:20:20,190
7054- For who?
7055- For you.
7056
70571548
705801:20:21,275 --> 01:20:25,237
7059<i>Yes, I've built a big empire
7060and a huge business, but...</i>
7061
70621549
706301:20:26,780 --> 01:20:27,780
7064I don't know.
7065
70661550
706701:20:28,490 --> 01:20:31,285
7068Sometimes I'm like,
7069"Do I even want to do this anymore?"
7070
70711551
707201:20:31,368 --> 01:20:36,206
7073Like, I see all my friends
7074who are not in the industry and they...
7075
70761552
707701:20:37,416 --> 01:20:40,669
7078now have two or three kids
7079and they're so happy and they just...
7080
70811553
708201:20:41,420 --> 01:20:43,589
7083they don't go out,
7084they're just with their families,
7085
70861554
708701:20:43,672 --> 01:20:45,924
7088and that is what makes them happy.
7089
70901555
709101:20:46,133 --> 01:20:51,096
7092They're not at red carpets in Ibiza
7093and at Ultra and Coachella, and like...
7094
70951556
709601:20:51,597 --> 01:20:53,891
7097I literally have FOMO
7098if I am not at something.
7099
71001557
710101:20:53,974 --> 01:20:57,770
7102Like, I cannot miss anything.
7103It's like a sickness.
7104
71051558
710601:20:59,063 --> 01:21:02,691
7107<i>It wasn't until recently
7108that I started really thinking about it.</i>
7109
71101559
711101:21:02,816 --> 01:21:06,195
7112<i>Because before, I just always
7113lived in this bubble.</i>
7114
71151560
711601:21:06,278 --> 01:21:08,989
7117<i>The whole reality show world,
7118or that whole industry...</i>
7119
71201561
712101:21:09,073 --> 01:21:10,657
7122<i>You don't really grow up.</i>
7123
71241562
712501:21:11,450 --> 01:21:14,203
7126You're almost, like,
7127stuck in this character.
7128
71291563
713001:21:15,746 --> 01:21:18,457
7131<i>I'm a 21-year-old for the past...</i>
7132
71331564
713401:21:19,208 --> 01:21:20,334
7135<i>two decades.</i>
7136
71371565
713801:21:22,711 --> 01:21:26,882
7139It's just all part of an image
7140and a brand and...
7141
71421566
714301:21:26,965 --> 01:21:28,342
7144being a product.
7145
71461567
714701:21:28,926 --> 01:21:30,302
7148<i>It's like </i>Groundhog Day.
7149
71501568
715101:21:30,677 --> 01:21:32,679
7152<i>Everything I do is just...</i>
7153
71541569
715501:21:33,263 --> 01:21:35,057
7156<i>the same shit, different day.</i>
7157
71581570
715901:21:36,225 --> 01:21:39,770
7160I know sometimes I just wanna chill
7161and not have to leave my house,
7162
71631571
716401:21:39,853 --> 01:21:43,315
7165and just not worry about it
7166and be normal.
7167
71681572
716901:21:44,024 --> 01:21:46,068
7170<i>I would love to have
7171my own clones.</i>
7172
71731573
717401:21:46,693 --> 01:21:48,404
7175<i>I can send one to China...</i>
7176
71771574
717801:21:50,280 --> 01:21:52,616
7179<i>and I could be at home safe,
7180away from</i>
7181
71821575
718301:21:52,783 --> 01:21:54,576
7184<i>all this other bullshit.</i>
7185
71861576
718701:21:55,744 --> 01:21:56,744
7188'Cause it's just...
7189
71901577
719101:21:57,830 --> 01:22:00,499
7192It's not real life at all.
7193
71941578
719501:22:06,422 --> 01:22:08,590
7196Yeah, daddy!
7197
71981579
719901:22:11,385 --> 01:22:13,846
7200<i>Today's the pink party.
7201It's kind of like Diddy's white party,</i>
7202
72031580
720401:22:13,929 --> 01:22:16,890
7205except just better. It's just filled with
7206a million ridiculous people.
7207
72081581
720901:22:23,897 --> 01:22:25,774
7210This is Ali. He's your body man.
7211
72121582
721301:22:25,858 --> 01:22:27,293
7214- OK.
7215- You're gonna stick with Josh.
7216
72171583
721801:22:27,317 --> 01:22:28,902
7219People tend to touch him a lot.
7220
72211584
722201:22:28,986 --> 01:22:30,672
7223- He'll holler...
7224- I'm almost always OK with it.
7225
72261585
722701:22:30,696 --> 01:22:32,781
7228- Yes grope, no grope.
7229- Yes grope, no grope. Right.
7230
72311586
723201:22:32,865 --> 01:22:33,907
7233<i>It's touch and go.</i>
7234
72351587
723601:22:37,286 --> 01:22:39,681
7237<i>This White Girl rosé thing was
7238supposed to be kind of a joke.</i>
7239
72401588
724101:22:39,705 --> 01:22:42,624
7242<i>There was a rosé shortage
7243in the Hamptons, two summers ago.</i>
7244
72451589
724601:22:42,708 --> 01:22:44,668
7247The New York Post was like,
7248"Rosé shortage!"
7249
72501590
725101:22:44,751 --> 01:22:46,253
7252Like, "People are freaking out!"
7253
72541591
725501:22:46,378 --> 01:22:49,756
7256Like, people were, like, hoarding bottles,
7257into underground silos.
7258
72591592
726001:22:49,840 --> 01:22:51,680
7261So, our whole platform was like,
7262"Never again."
7263
72641593
726501:22:51,717 --> 01:22:52,759
7266Like, "Not on our watch."
7267
72681594
726901:22:53,594 --> 01:22:55,345
7270<i>We were gonna make
727110,000 bottles of it,</i>
7272
72731595
727401:22:55,429 --> 01:22:57,469
7275<i>and we were gonna sell it to
7276women from the Hamptons</i>
7277
72781596
727901:22:57,514 --> 01:23:00,559
7280with rock-hard breast implants.
7281It was gonna be funny for Instagram.
7282
72831597
728401:23:01,643 --> 01:23:03,562
7285<i>And then it really turned
7286into a real thing.</i>
7287
72881598
728901:23:03,645 --> 01:23:06,023
7290<i>It, like, resonated
7291on the real cultural level.</i>
7292
72931599
729401:23:06,857 --> 01:23:09,002
7295<i>For younger people,
7296if you're gonna drink, like, vodka,</i>
7297
72981600
729901:23:09,026 --> 01:23:10,170
7300you know what brand you want.
7301
73021601
730301:23:10,194 --> 01:23:12,955
7304You walk into a store and you say,
7305"I want Tito's. I want Grey Goose."
7306
73071602
730801:23:13,030 --> 01:23:14,698
7309<i>I know what I drink.</i>
7310
73111603
731201:23:14,781 --> 01:23:17,910
7313But when it came to wine,
7314specifically with rosé at the time,
7315
73161604
731701:23:17,993 --> 01:23:19,536
7318no one could name a rosé.
7319
73201605
732101:23:20,162 --> 01:23:23,081
7322<i>There was no wine that had
7323any kind of a fun voice.</i>
7324
73251606
732601:23:23,165 --> 01:23:26,045
7327<i>We gave people the rosé that they wanted
7328and the rosé that they deserved.</i>
7329
73301607
733101:23:26,919 --> 01:23:29,755
7332I drink White Girl rosé.
7333I'm very much drinking it,
7334
73351608
733601:23:29,838 --> 01:23:32,007
7337and I'm allowed to say that now
7338because I'm 21.
7339
73401609
734101:23:32,299 --> 01:23:35,469
7342White Girl rosé is the most photographed
7343bottle in the history of Instagram.
7344
73451610
734601:23:35,552 --> 01:23:37,429
7347And a bottle of alcohol.
7348Any type of alcohol.
7349
73501611
735101:23:38,138 --> 01:23:41,517
7352<i>I don't unscrew the hairection at night,
7353put it down and listen to NPR,</i>
7354
73551612
735601:23:41,600 --> 01:23:43,810
7357<i>and be like,
7358"Ah, long day as the Fat Jew."</i>
7359
73601613
736101:23:43,977 --> 01:23:46,855
7362<i>I'm into other stuff
7363that people didn't know that I was about</i>
7364
73651614
736601:23:46,939 --> 01:23:49,900
7367<i>and one of them was actually
7368building business.</i>
7369
73701615
737101:23:51,026 --> 01:23:53,570
7372Pampering is the key to youth, Josh.
7373
73741616
737501:23:54,029 --> 01:23:57,783
7376When I'm feeling low,
7377I just spray my face with rose mist spray.
7378
73791617
738001:23:57,866 --> 01:23:59,868
7381I do the exact same thing.
7382
73831618
738401:23:59,952 --> 01:24:03,330
7385I mist myself with rosé. All day long.
7386
73871619
738801:24:03,413 --> 01:24:04,957
7389Josh, that's fucking rosé.
7390
73911620
739201:24:05,624 --> 01:24:06,959
7393It works though. I'm telling you.
7394
73951621
739601:24:07,042 --> 01:24:09,378
7397- I'm gonna put it in my mouth.
7398- Oh, this is nice.
7399
74001622
740101:24:09,920 --> 01:24:13,507
7402- Yes, bitch.
7403- Yes, bitch.
7404
74051623
740601:24:13,590 --> 01:24:16,426
7407The internet's fucking fickle.
7408Every day they want something new.
7409
74101624
741101:24:16,510 --> 01:24:18,554
7412It's a mob that demands new things.
7413
74141625
741501:24:18,804 --> 01:24:20,305
7416That's just how we are now.
7417
74181626
741901:24:20,389 --> 01:24:22,474
7420We're just like, "What's hot?
7421Someone make me laugh.
7422
74231627
742401:24:22,558 --> 01:24:23,850
7425Somebody do something awesome.
7426
74271628
742801:24:23,934 --> 01:24:25,394
7429Somebody be fucking crazy.
7430
74311629
743201:24:25,477 --> 01:24:28,564
7433Someone impress me." And, there was only
7434so long that I'd be the guy who
7435
74361630
743701:24:28,647 --> 01:24:31,334
7438could be able to do that. There was
7439gonna be someone to come and take my spot.
7440
74411631
744201:24:31,358 --> 01:24:33,336
7443So, I had to get something...
7444You know what I mean?
7445
74461632
744701:24:33,360 --> 01:24:36,130
7448I had to create something that I'd be able
7449to walk away with it, because
7450
74511633
745201:24:36,154 --> 01:24:38,156
7453my level of self-awareness
7454was high enough
7455
74561634
745701:24:38,240 --> 01:24:40,200
7458to know that in three years,
7459this wouldn't matter.
7460
74611635
746201:24:40,993 --> 01:24:43,370
7463<i>We just partnered with Anheuser-Busch.</i>
7464
74651636
746601:24:43,453 --> 01:24:45,414
7467<i>At this point, by distribution point,</i>
7468
74691637
747001:24:45,497 --> 01:24:47,833
7471<i>we're the best-selling canned rosé
7472in America.</i>
7473
74741638
747501:24:48,709 --> 01:24:52,296
7476<i>This'll really allow it to blanket
7477now the whole entire country.</i>
7478
74791639
748001:24:52,629 --> 01:24:54,715
7481<i>I am the embodiment
7482of the new American Dream.</i>
7483
74841640
748501:24:54,798 --> 01:24:56,300
7486<i>I'm the CEO of a wine company.</i>
7487
74881641
748901:24:56,383 --> 01:24:58,260
7490And look, I'm not obnoxious about it.
7491
74921642
749301:24:58,719 --> 01:25:01,430
7494<i>People think that the whole thing
7495just kind of fell into my lap.</i>
7496
74971643
749801:25:01,513 --> 01:25:03,223
7499<i>To be honest with you,
7500I don't really care.</i>
7501
75021644
750301:25:03,307 --> 01:25:06,351
7504<i>At the end of the day,
7505I'm doing better than most of them.</i>
7506
75071645
750801:25:06,435 --> 01:25:08,895
7509The age of the
7510digital influencer is, like, it's...
7511
75121646
751301:25:08,979 --> 01:25:10,772
7514I'm telling you,
7515it's gonna fucking crash.
7516
75171647
751801:25:13,233 --> 01:25:14,443
7519Is that better?
7520
75211648
752201:25:14,526 --> 01:25:17,029
7523Okay, so, for those of you that follow me,
7524
75251649
752601:25:17,112 --> 01:25:19,906
7527I'm in Calabasas right now.
7528What the fuck? Like...
7529
75301650
753101:25:20,449 --> 01:25:22,844
7532I went from being the most
7533depressed piece of shit in the world
7534
75351651
753601:25:22,868 --> 01:25:23,994
7537to being super hap...
7538
75391652
754001:25:24,202 --> 01:25:26,330
7541I'm checking to see
7542if my boyfriend's coming.
7543
75441653
754501:25:26,413 --> 01:25:28,707
7546To being, like, super fucking happy.
7547
75481654
754901:25:29,958 --> 01:25:31,598
7550<i>In unexpected couple news,</i>
7551
75521655
755301:25:31,627 --> 01:25:35,422
7554<i>bad boy musician Tommy Lee is apparently
7555hooking up with former Vine star</i>
7556
75571656
755801:25:35,505 --> 01:25:36,715
7559<i>Brittany Furlan.</i>
7560
75611657
756201:25:39,885 --> 01:25:43,847
7563<i>Cameras caught the possible couple kissing
7564in Calabasas, California, last week.</i>
7565
75661658
756701:25:45,641 --> 01:25:48,060
7568<i>Of course, before that,
7569he was married to Heather Locklear,</i>
7570
75711659
757201:25:48,143 --> 01:25:50,771
7573<i>and Pamela Anderson,
7574with whom he shares two sons.</i>
7575
75761660
757701:25:51,271 --> 01:25:54,691
7578<i>Thirty-year-old Brittany wrapped her arms
7579around 53-year-old Tommy's neck,</i>
7580
75811661
758201:25:54,775 --> 01:25:57,027
7583<i>as he grabbed on to her backside.</i>
7584
75851662
758601:26:08,914 --> 01:26:12,876
7587<i>I've been following her
7588for years on Vine.</i>
7589
75901663
759101:26:12,959 --> 01:26:19,091
7592I was like, "She is so fuckin' funny,
7593and stupid and cute and beautiful."
7594
75951664
759601:26:19,174 --> 01:26:22,969
7597Mom, I want you to meet
7598my new boyfriend. This is Tommy.
7599
76001665
760101:26:23,053 --> 01:26:26,473
7602Oh, honey, I'm so glad to meet
7603your boyfriend, Tommy Lee Jo...
7604
76051666
760601:26:26,556 --> 01:26:29,559
7607This guy's not Tommy Lee Jones!
7608Who is this guy?
7609
76101667
761101:26:29,643 --> 01:26:32,205
7612He looks like a gang member! Is he
7613in a gang? Is he gonna get us killed?
7614
76151668
761601:26:32,229 --> 01:26:34,189
7617No, Mom, he's a musician.
7618He makes music.
7619
76201669
762101:26:34,272 --> 01:26:35,816
7622I mean, I guess it's not so bad.
7623
76241670
762501:26:35,899 --> 01:26:39,319
7626You just got the little nipply ding-dongs
7627and some tattoos.
7628
76291671
763001:26:39,403 --> 01:26:40,946
7631I guess I can let it go.
7632
76331672
763401:26:41,029 --> 01:26:42,989
7635Well, my dick is pierced too.
7636
76371673
763801:26:45,117 --> 01:26:48,286
7639It's just crazy because
7640I've never been in such a, like...
7641
76421674
764301:26:49,871 --> 01:26:54,501
7644positive fucking creative environment
7645in my whole life.
7646
76471675
764801:26:57,879 --> 01:27:01,508
7649<i>I don't know why people think
7650that they have the right to say things</i>
7651
76521676
765301:27:01,591 --> 01:27:03,301
7654<i>about someone else's relationship.</i>
7655
76561677
765701:27:05,220 --> 01:27:08,306
7658<i>I literally lost 100,000 followers
7659on Instagram.</i>
7660
76611678
766201:27:09,099 --> 01:27:11,143
7663People were just like,
7664"Oh, my God, you changed!"
7665
76661679
766701:27:11,226 --> 01:27:14,104
7668I'm like, "No, I didn't change.
7669Like, I just don't care."
7670
76711680
767201:27:15,480 --> 01:27:19,693
7673<i>I stopped basing my happiness
7674on what other people thought of me.</i>
7675
76761681
767701:27:20,861 --> 01:27:22,988
7678<i>I met someone who I trust</i>
7679
76801682
768101:27:23,071 --> 01:27:25,532
7682<i>because I didn't trust anybody
7683that I've dated before.</i>
7684
76851683
768601:27:26,283 --> 01:27:29,703
7687<i>I'd say Tommy is my first true love,</i>
7688
76891684
769001:27:30,162 --> 01:27:31,747
7691<i>and I'm finally safe and happy.</i>
7692
76931685
769401:27:31,830 --> 01:27:33,457
7695- Hold on.
7696- Do I have a booger?
7697
76981686
769901:27:33,540 --> 01:27:35,751
7700- I think you have a little boogie.
7701- No!
7702
77031687
770401:27:35,917 --> 01:27:37,878
7705- Baby, are you serious?
7706- Hold on. Yes.
7707
77081688
770901:27:38,003 --> 01:27:40,005
7710- No! Oh, God!
7711- It's right there.
7712
77131689
771401:27:40,088 --> 01:27:42,299
7715- Are you serious? You serious?
7716- Yes, hold it.
7717
77181690
771901:27:42,507 --> 01:27:46,011
7720No! Are you serious right now?
7721You're pulling a booger out of my nose.
7722
77231691
772401:27:47,220 --> 01:27:48,388
7725Ew!
7726
77271692
772801:27:48,472 --> 01:27:50,265
7729- You ate it!
7730- Yum.
7731
77321693
773301:27:51,683 --> 01:27:54,186
7734<i>I'm the luckiest girl in the world.</i>
7735
77361694
773701:28:05,864 --> 01:28:07,157
7738I'm still drunk.
7739
77401695
774101:28:09,284 --> 01:28:10,494
7742I'm gonna throw up.
7743
77441696
774501:28:12,913 --> 01:28:14,206
7746Oh, God.
7747
77481697
774901:28:14,289 --> 01:28:16,541
7750<i>I've been spitting blood
7751in the morning.</i>
7752
77531698
775401:28:17,459 --> 01:28:20,545
7755<i>Sometimes, I just spit
7756and I'll be like, "Oh, that's blood."</i>
7757
77581699
775901:28:21,463 --> 01:28:24,049
7760<i>Half my face went numb
7761and I thought I was dying.</i>
7762
77631700
776401:28:24,841 --> 01:28:26,176
7765<i>Head was pounding.</i>
7766
77671701
776801:28:26,802 --> 01:28:28,678
7769<i>I black out a lot.</i>
7770
77711702
777201:28:29,513 --> 01:28:31,306
7773<i>Don't remember a lot of my nights.</i>
7774
77751703
777601:28:32,557 --> 01:28:33,809
7777I did a lot of shots.
7778
77791704
778001:28:34,559 --> 01:28:35,727
7781Don't remember leaving.
7782
77831705
778401:28:37,896 --> 01:28:39,356
7785I don't remember getting here.
7786
77871706
778801:28:40,482 --> 01:28:42,901
7789I don't know what happened... at all.
7790
77911707
779201:28:53,370 --> 01:28:55,997
7793<i>It's like punching a wall.
7794All your anger just comes out.</i>
7795
77961708
779701:28:56,748 --> 01:28:59,459
7798<i>I can't talk to people when I'm sober,
7799because I hate them</i>
7800
78011709
780201:28:59,543 --> 01:29:01,336
7803<i>and especially when they're drunk.</i>
7804
78051710
780601:29:01,419 --> 01:29:03,219
7807<i>Ever talk to a drunk person
7808when you're sober?</i>
7809
78101711
781101:29:03,255 --> 01:29:06,466
7812<i>You just wanna kill yourself.
7813So, I have to get on their level.</i>
7814
78151712
781601:29:07,676 --> 01:29:10,428
7817<i>Plenty of times I've wanted to
7818give up, be like, "I don't want to</i>
7819
78201713
782101:29:10,512 --> 01:29:14,015
7822<i>be viewed as this piece of shit
7823misogynist " but I was like, " Look...</i>
7824
78251714
782601:29:14,516 --> 01:29:17,269
7827<i>I do this 'cause this is all I can do."</i>
7828
78291715
783001:29:17,477 --> 01:29:18,645
7831<i>I have to pay my rent.</i>
7832
78331716
783401:29:20,897 --> 01:29:24,150
7835<i>I've always had that
7836weird ability to be...</i>
7837
78381717
783901:29:25,235 --> 01:29:28,238
7840<i>a lovable asshole.</i>
7841
78421718
784301:29:31,157 --> 01:29:32,701
7844<i>You can argue it's degrading.</i>
7845
78461719
784701:29:34,744 --> 01:29:36,788
7848<i>You can argue that we're having fun.</i>
7849
78501720
785101:29:36,913 --> 01:29:38,248
7852That is poopy water!
7853
78541721
785501:29:38,915 --> 01:29:41,877
7856But we're animals. Just because
7857we're at the top of the food chain
7858
78591722
786001:29:41,960 --> 01:29:43,962
7861does not make us not animals.
7862
78631723
786401:29:47,090 --> 01:29:49,259
7865<i>Slutwhisperer has taken over me.</i>
7866
78671724
786801:29:50,510 --> 01:29:54,180
7869<i>I think over time I've found a way
7870to have a split personality.</i>
7871
78721725
787301:29:57,934 --> 01:29:59,519
7874<i>Everyone gets old and ugly one day.</i>
7875
78761726
787701:30:01,187 --> 01:30:05,025
7878<i>You can just fuckin' drop dead
7879at any moment.</i>
7880
78811727
788201:30:11,448 --> 01:30:13,366
7883<i>I've been losing more followers lately...</i>
7884
78851728
788601:30:14,284 --> 01:30:16,703
7887<i>and that's fine with me.</i>
7888
78891729
789001:30:17,078 --> 01:30:18,078
7891<i>I don't care.</i>
7892
78931730
789401:30:19,331 --> 01:30:20,999
7895<i>It's all bullshit in the end.</i>
7896
78971731
789801:30:22,417 --> 01:30:25,045
7899<i>I just more think about
7900who's gonna show up at my funeral.</i>
7901
79021732
790301:30:38,725 --> 01:30:41,937
7904<i>I was in a bra and underwear
7905with no shoes.</i>
7906
79071733
790801:30:42,020 --> 01:30:43,605
7909<i>It was freezing.</i>
7910
79111734
791201:30:44,481 --> 01:30:46,942
7913I just remember being so nervous
7914before the scene,
7915
79161735
791701:30:47,025 --> 01:30:48,485
7918and almost having a panic attack.
7919
79201736
792101:30:51,071 --> 01:30:56,034
7922Because it's the first serious film
7923that I'd done, called <i>House of Wax.</i>
7924
79251737
792601:30:57,535 --> 01:31:00,997
7927But then when I got on set,
7928I used all that nervousness
7929
79301738
793101:31:01,081 --> 01:31:03,083
7932and kind of, like,
7933used it for the character.
7934
79351739
793601:31:32,070 --> 01:31:36,449
7937Then when they told me they were gonna
7938be using the tagline "See Paris Die,"
7939
79401740
794101:31:36,533 --> 01:31:38,535
7942<i>and all of the promoting of it,</i>
7943
79441741
794501:31:38,910 --> 01:31:42,330
7946they had my face as the whole billboard
7947and the whole campaign.
7948
79491742
795001:31:43,164 --> 01:31:45,542
7951<i>Like, melting with the wax. Um...</i>
7952
79531743
795401:31:47,293 --> 01:31:48,294
7955I don't know.
7956
79571744
795801:31:49,921 --> 01:31:51,965
7959My biggest fear is to die.
7960
79611745
796201:31:54,843 --> 01:31:57,053
7963<i>Because I have no idea
7964what happens after.</i>
7965
79661746
796701:32:00,181 --> 01:32:04,602
7968And I'm really scared that it's nothing,
7969because that would be beyond boring.
7970
79711747
797201:32:16,322 --> 01:32:17,322
7973Alright.
7974
79751748
797601:32:21,411 --> 01:32:25,248
7977You want to keep these nice and flat
7978and give me separation in the fingers.
7979
79801749
798101:32:25,331 --> 01:32:29,461
7982one, two, three.
7983
79841750
798501:32:29,544 --> 01:32:31,212
7986Beautiful. That's great.
7987
79881751
798901:32:31,296 --> 01:32:34,799
7990<i>This project is top-secret,
7991so nobody knows about it yet.</i>
7992
79931752
799401:32:36,259 --> 01:32:38,511
7995What do you see for your avatar?
7996
79971753
799801:32:39,220 --> 01:32:41,931
7999Basically, like, this type of outfit.
8000Like a superhero.
8001
80021754
800301:32:42,015 --> 01:32:43,558
8004- Uh-huh.
8005- Um...
8006
80071755
800801:32:43,933 --> 01:32:45,268
8009Very sexy.
8010
80111756
801201:32:45,643 --> 01:32:48,229
8013And this is all you! Beautiful.
8014
80151757
801601:32:48,688 --> 01:32:50,440
8017Cool. I think we got a nice batch.
8018
80191758
802001:32:50,523 --> 01:32:53,151
8021<i>I'm basically over going out in real life.</i>
8022
80231759
802401:32:53,234 --> 01:32:55,862
8025So, I wanted to create a virtual world.
8026
80271760
802801:32:57,447 --> 01:33:00,075
8029<i>It's really incredible
8030how much has changed.</i>
8031
80321761
803301:33:00,450 --> 01:33:04,704
8034<i>I could be in my living room and
8035I'm gonna have live streaming of me</i>
8036
80371762
803801:33:04,788 --> 01:33:06,581
8039<i>DJing and performing.</i>
8040
80411763
804201:33:06,664 --> 01:33:07,664
8043<i>It will be...</i>
8044
80451764
804601:33:07,916 --> 01:33:11,002
8047<i>just like being in a nightclub
8048in Ibiza or Las Vegas.</i>
8049
80501765
805101:33:11,086 --> 01:33:14,714
8052<i>A lot of people don't have the opportunity
8053to get to go to these places,</i>
8054
80551766
805601:33:14,798 --> 01:33:17,884
8057<i>so I really wanted to create something
8058where people can feel like</i>
8059
80601767
806101:33:17,967 --> 01:33:19,302
8062<i>they're in this fantasy world.</i>
8063
80641768
806501:33:20,303 --> 01:33:24,015
8066<i>Just to have a space to have
8067all my fans hang out, interact, dance,</i>
8068
80691769
807001:33:24,099 --> 01:33:27,268
8071have a good time,
8072and escape from the world.
8073
80741770
807501:33:28,436 --> 01:33:31,940
8076<i>People are being negative or coming in
8077and being trolls and haters.</i>
8078
80791771
808001:33:32,023 --> 01:33:34,984
8081<i>That's what the bouncer's for.
8082They'll just be thrown out.</i>
8083
80841772
808501:33:36,528 --> 01:33:39,155
8086<i>There's a reason that I am who I am.</i>
8087
80881773
808901:33:39,572 --> 01:33:41,241
8090<i>I already do have a legacy,</i>
8091
80921774
809301:33:41,324 --> 01:33:44,577
8094<i>but once you start that,
8095you just can't stop.</i>
8096
80971775
809801:33:44,994 --> 01:33:47,622
8099<i>It's just endless
8100what I could do with this platform.</i>
8101
81021776
810301:33:47,705 --> 01:33:49,916
8104<i>I could really control
8105the way people see me.</i>
8106
81071777
810801:33:51,042 --> 01:33:55,839
8109<i>A lot of people don't understand
8110that you need to be sustainable forever.</i>