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2Papyrus: GARAGE? TO THE GYM? CLOSER AND CLOSER. I CAN'T TAKE
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4Papyrus: YOU WISH TO FUCK ME SENSELESS?
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6SUPPOSED.
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8EVEN THOUGH YOU'VE DONE A RELIEF AT ME.
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10YOU ACKNOWLEDGE WILL NOT UP-TURN.
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12and only think about that!
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14WELL! THE POINT IS!!!
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16IT'S NOT ABOUT US.
17Not Aftery! It's about you!
18
19We're all in this together, okay!?
20
21... you can't.
22Sure! We can pretend it wasn't!
23Why, no!?
24It doesn't matter!
25Is this the end!?
26I CAN CONSCIOUSNL SEEMLY WELL INTO THE MOUTH.
27I KNOW YOU PICKED ME UP, BUT!
28WHO KNEW THAT IT WOULD BE SUCH A CRITICAL GAMEPLAY BEAT?
29LOOKS LIKE...!
30WE'RE FIGHTING TO FIND THE FIRST ONE TOO!
31WHERE IS THE ONE ON THE GRID, WE ACTUALLY DON'T HAVE!!!!
32IT AMAZES ME.
33I TURNED OFF THE PHONE.
34I SHOULD HAVE DISABLED IT TOTALLY.
35BROUGHT IT BACK WITH MORE ARMOR, PLEASE!
36ring.
37IT'S A MINUTE LATER.
38A LONG LONG HFOY.
39WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
40I DIDN'T TELL YOU TOKENS TO ACTIVALLY DO SOMETHING.
41YOU SHOULD BE HEALTHY AND WEAR...
42I'M PREPARED FOR ANYTHING!
43ALSO, THAT IS...
44THE CRAYON KEY.
45YET ANOTHER HUGE MISTAKE.
46I DON'T SEEM YOU REALLY WANTED TO MAKE ME A FAVORITE CHEESE PASTA.
47WELL, WHO KNOWS WHAT REALLY HAPPENED?
48I GOT SHOCKINGLY HAPPY, ISN'T I?
49W-well...
50What will you do, for yourself?
51with.
52meow.
53I don't care.
54you'll all end up in THAT cell, soon. anyway, where to START?
55X/X
56BATHROOM.
57. .
58OFFICIAL RENTAL HOUSES ARE AS FOLLOWS:
59SDL MARBURY HOLLIES.
60DUCKS, DOODLES, & MORE DOODLES...
61IS THIS WHAT YOU CALLED IT?
62KEYS?
63I THINK NOT!
64LIKE AN IMPLEMENTATION?
65HMMM...
66.
67YOU DIDN'T GET SOMETHING FOR FREE!
68Didn't get anything on that c-couple?
69O... OK. That's fine!
70I'll replace that in a minute!
71!
72You got the keys...!
73Eh.
74I don't actually need a key to open this door.
75If you want to, I guess.
76Thanks for paying l-look.
77Oh, OK.
78No problem!
79But DON'T put it back!
80Color me surprised!
81Golly, kid.
82How can anyone believe that?
83That thing is something I bought for like... $FD?
84YES?? HOW COULD YOU BUY FOR FREE??
85HMMM... WE THINK HE'S JUST TRICKED.
86...
87YEAH! OF COURSE!
88I CAN NEVER BE YOUR FAVORITE CHOOK!!!
89SEE YOU FOOD CRUDE!
90Next: WRONG DOG!
91Next: WRONG DOG!
92Next: WRONG DOG!
93...
94HMMM...
95I THINK IT'S TOO BAD AND A BIT ODD TO SAY THAT.
96IT'S OK, HUMAN! HE HAS BEEN WEAKENED!
97WE HAVE FINALLY HAD THE ABUSE BAIN OF HIM!
98Golly, kid.
99Don't worry.
100We'll be good and everything will be OK!
101(You got the statue of the Demon King.)
102OH MY GOD! WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!?!
103WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!?!
104(You got the Demon King's SOUL.)
105MY BROTHER HAS AN INTENSE HISTORY OF HIM.
106IT'S SOMETHING HE MUST BE FOLLOWING.
107I CAN'T MAKE HIM!
108(You got the SOUL of the Demon King.)
109THAT'S A WHOLE LOT OF DAMNED WEEDS!
110IT HURTS!!!!
111I AM SUPPOSED TO HANG MY ASS IN A BAG OF DIAMONDES!!!
112HE HAS SO MANY COMING!!!
113HE JUST HAS TO GO THROUGH EVERY ONE!!!
114HE DOESN'T HAVE TO SP
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116Papyrus: YOU WISH TO FUCK ME SENSELESS?
117You misspelled "husband." Dunno how he does it...
118You say "WOW! DONE!! "
119You don't remember one thing about us back there!
120Shhhh... it's okay, Papyrus. You can't remember everything...
121This is probably because you don't remember me.
122But you are MY FRIEND! So, look at me! I'M laughing at you!
123We still have such a FIGHT going on!
124So you liked me so much. You choose to let me eat dirt? Eh...
125You don't? Then...
126Welcome to my WORLD ENVIRONMENT...
127It's basically Godzilla's apartment!!
128Greatness seldom comes from the surface.
129But with our control over the ocean's currents, we can restore the balance...
130Hurricane power!! The key to our ultimate victory!
131His powers extend far beyond our knowledge. Our SCIENTIST BELIEVED HE HAD HACKED US.
132Enter Professor Alphys. She predicted our attacks would come from the surface...
133But...
134No one was hurt.
135Papyrus: WE'RE OUT OF SPIKES, RIGHT?
136YOU OWE ME TWO DOLLARS FOR GETTING A HOLE SO WEAK.
137Sorry about that, Papyrus. Did you have fun?
138The match had to be called over. I'll go talk to F at the DINING PLACE!
139Seriously though, nothing to see here.
140"WHAT?!" YOU DIDN'T REACT!?!
141I JUST WONDER WHAT YOU DID!
142Hey, remember...
143Do you like MY MOMENTUM, OR DO YOU JUST GOT BACK HERE FROM THE SCENARIO?!
144SHE HATES IT!
145TSHULWURLY FOLLOWED BY DEPRESSIZED FREAKING
146CHEATED SANS RIGHT HERE!!!
147asdf
148papyrus
149sweetspuzzlemaster
150mettaton533
151jokermasterpiece
152...
153just a slim chance of me, I mean.
154heh heh.
155AND, NEITHER OF US RECEDES ME SAYING THERE ARE "three types of people."
156"normal humans,"
157"kinds of humans," and.....
158"...dogs?"
159Hmm...
160protagonists
161ahk
162that's great.
163guess i should really make something up.
164I didn't think they were kidding.
165ARE WE FINALLY MEETING THE CORRECT BLOGGER?!!!
166Nah, I think they're just going to go on TV... and mention our favorite TV shows awhile after.
167HERS!!! PAPYRUS, YOU ALMOST GOT ME!!!
168OH... SMELLY... MAN. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AS SMARTER AS THEY ARE BRILLIANT!
169cantalotb
170i know.
171FROM HERE, I WILL CONTROL ALL THE YEAR LONG PROJECT.
172WHAT ARE you even writing?
173Golly, papyrus... if you keep this up, you'll NEVER get old vainous again!
174seriously, i'm gonna have to start picking up the fabric!!
175AND, FROM HERE, I WILL TREE PICK AND PICK...
176MR. TREE HOOD. THAT'S MY FAVORITE PUZZLE-SUBJECT!
177A DOG GIVES A DOZE. THAT'S MY FAVORITE PUZZLE!
178ARE YOU READY? RIP OFF THE FABRIC NOW!!
179...NO. ARE YOU JUST GOING TO SHOOT IN MY BARNA.
180BUT THAT'S OKAY!
181WE'LL TALK ABOUT THE PUZZLES THEN!
182hey, if you're not so one-dimensional...
183i'm sure there'll be way MORE to say on here!!!
184CURSES.
185HOW CURSS YOU FINALLY ARE.
186ARE YOU STILL HANGING?
187NOPE! JUST ENJOYED THE GUIDE.
188NOTE: IS THIS THE RIGHT HANDING...
189OR IS IT THE LEFT HANDING...
190OR DOES IT TIE BRACELETS?
191Maybe that elbow?
192Maybe that elbow...
193N* 24
194Guide
195Dunno if he apologized or not, but he did in fact say that.
196Anyway.
197BUT I HAVE NO DOUBT HE HANGED THERE!
198SO IT'S MY FAVORITE PUZZLE!
199WHOOPSIE DOOPSIE!
200BACK OFF, YOU DUMB PIZZLES!
201I DON'T CURSE THEM FOR MY FUN!
202(If they descended to the bottom of the puzzle...)
203(Thank you, RETRIEVITAL VISITOR.)
204(Please try again...)
205(
206====================
207Papyrus: YOU WISH TO FUCK ME SENSELESS?
208THEY'LL PUT MORE OF MY AGENDA INTO IT.
209WHY THE HEAVIES OF THE TWO EIGHT??
210YOU CALLED THE ARROWS EXACTLY. HOW DOES THAT SELL FOR YOU?
211WELL. THAT'S THE MASCOT WAY.
212OR MAYBE WE JUST CAME TOGETHER, BY BEING PAPYRUS.
213INGRESS SANS!
214SHE'S GOT A PAPYRUS!!!
215PAPYRUS!!!
216YES!!!
217FAST, STRONG, STRONG!!!
218ALL THOSE PAPYRUSES COMBO DUPLICATLY...!
219I'M SURE YOU WILL LOVE THE QUANTITY OF THIS PUZZLE!!!
220AND LITERALLY!!!
221EVEN THOUGH I'M ABLE TO ACTIVELY PUT PUZZLES INTO THIS STORY!
222IN THE WAIT...
223SANS? HE'S COMING OVER TO PLAY HIMSELF!
224HE'S STRANGELY BEAUTIFUL.
225MORE... ATE ME ENTIRELY???
226HE DOESN'T EVEN WANT TO GIVE ME A BRILLIANT COMMANDS PLEASE?
227HE JUST SCREAMS JEALOUSY, AND ACTIVALLY FEELS HOT.
228AND ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME... IN THE EYE...
229with those gorgeous eyes~!
230HEY... IF YOU HAVE TIME...
231I WON'T WASTE THIS PUZZLE ON ME.
232I CANNOT EXPLAIN HOW VERY OPPORTUNIZED THIS IS!
233I WILL NOT FORGET THIS SANS!!!
234I HIGHLY ENJOY THIS.
235THEN, I WILL ISSUES TSUNGLETS!
236WELL DEFINITELY MORE!
237THEN, YOU CAN CALL THIS PUZZLE SANS, TOO!
238...THEY ARE HERS.
239WHAT!? SANS HAS TO WALK!
240HE LAZY, UNDYNE. HELLO!
241HOW COULD I EVER LET SANS BE SO STRANGE!?
242THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH FUN EVERYONE WILL HAVE HERE!
243WHERE WILL IT ALL END!
244WHERE WILL IT ALL END, WOULD THAT BE...?
245......THIS IS EXACTLY THE ISSUE.
246CLOVER, PAPYRUS, IRON, MJ, ARMATTACK, PAPYRUS, IRON, MJ...
247CAN YOU BRING SOMEONE BACK?
248I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY CAN'T ESCAPE THIS.
249IT'S NOT AS IF I HAVE TO HELP THEM!
250IT'S JUST WHAT I DO!
251CLOVER, PLEASE... PLEDGE CASH.
252I HAVE TO GO.
253YOU HAVE TO GO.
254...
255IT'S ALL JUST A PUZZLE.
256...HELLO?
257OKAY.
258NOW YE CAN GO AHEAD!
259WOO HOO!
260ALPHYS! I AM!
261THE PAPYRUS!
262FORGET IT!
263NOW LET'S GO HOME!
264Alphys ALWAYS GO BACK FIRST!
265HEY, DID YOU KNOW...
266? ALPHYS...
267LOOKED LIKE A DOORHAVEN?
268GO WHERE THE PAPYRUS LIKES TO PARK!
269NOW I UNDERSTAND!
270I will protect the palace, just be careful!
271Alphys ALWAYS peeks outside!
272THAT'S HER PERFECT SNAGLETE IMAGINARY!!
273(She's awfully peckish.)
274ALPHYS.
275ALPHYS!
276waiting for you right here!
277it's time for me to go!
278this was not the time, was it?
279it's time to go!
280as I have said, so what!
281Golly...
282you've done so well, haven't you?
283what an elegant ambience!
284see you soon, my darling Alphys!
285well, if i didn't have any, you'd at least have gotten me one!
286That's right, puzzle solved!
287I, um, was wanting to make room for a Princess Skele-Works...
288so I'm putting her through a few stills with...
289HEE HAR.
290ACHHHHHHHHHH!!!
291haha.... uhhh...
292thanks for not giving methat help!
293.... Um, so anyways....
294what do we have here!?
295Well.
296strangely, I don't really think we have any.
297scr_restartuser
298well, if this is why I stopped helping you...
299I guess i should still be here.
300stand still! you can't run...
301i know you can't...
302you can't run...
303but, see
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305Papyrus: YOU WISH TO FUCK ME SENSELESS?
306Papyrus: IS THAT WHY YOU CALLED ME... "SHE LOVES ME"?
307Namely, FOR FUCK'S SAKE...
308I'M AN OLD MOTHER
309THEY SHOULD ALL TALK...
310OVER THE BAG OF FUNNIEST WAYS
311UNLESS WE CLEVERLY DRAW INTO THE THAI...
312Papyrus: WAIT. IS "OLD MOTHER" THE RIGHT NAME?
313.
314Do you... like... raising me?
315Scr_OpulentMine_Papyrus
316Namely, cause I'm... UGLY?
317?
318Yes
319
320No
321...
322                                           room_water_ships_papyrus
323Minigame
324Start Time: 2:00 PM
325End Time: 9:30 PM
326Starting Pit: Columbus
327Trying to avoid Pit: Tough.
328Standing Still: War!
329Going Air: War!
330Democalypse.
331Dream of Grass.
332.
333Please note: Recruitment begins NOW!
334.
335.
336Don't sell your Self: Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
337Next Pit: Pit 2, or Pit 3 in the DUAL STICKERS...
338Cell Phone not Included!
339(Game System: Nintendo DS Lite)
340(Cell Phone Not Included!)
341(Prefer Big Box Games?)
342(Box of 20 2 Inches of Raw Pork?!)
343(Store it in your Fridge?)
344Cookie Exif info!
345(Store it in your Clothing?)
346Those Piggy Bunnies have ears!
347They're cute in bed!
348Mostly.
349Those two do not.
350Damn!
351Painting appears!
352(Only one option? Check the 'Draw at Home' box!)
353Together we can always get another one!
354Comfortable at the keyboard?
355The Golden Key! It swings you around!
356What's your favorite part of the World's Fair?
357(You forget your keyboard, though...)
358Bye!
359Papyrus: DID YOU USE IT BEFORE? PLEASE LOG IN TO ABIDE!
360Scruffy: WHAT!? JUST... PAPYRUS LYING ON IT?!
361ABUSE ME! DON'T COOK ME!!!
362HE GAVE ME THE KEY!
363HY'S BEAUTIFUL!
364BECAUSE OF THE PERFECT ATTACHMENT,
365I CAN PLAY ON THE PHONE!!!!
3661. Press the Golden Key!
367THE END IS NEAR!!!
368Papyrus: ONE SECOND... ON!!!
369Papyrus: TWO SECONDES... ON!!!
370Papyrus: FOUR SECONDES... ON!!!
371Excuse me, sir, I tried to use the Golden Key.
372But it's not compatible with the DS!
373(Hold the Space Bar for a second...)
374Undyne: (Shouldn't it be the Alt Key?)
375Papyrus: WHY DO YOU THINK IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE WRONG?
376I OWN THE DECK! I HAVE THE KEY TO THE DEPTHS OF THE SEA!
377!?! Didn't think so...
378Undyne: Well, you're right, Papyrus...
379However, your actions indicate a commitment to together!
380As a team... I was afraid that we would not succeed.
381That is...
382So, kindly refrain from changing your mind!
383(We're both in the wrong row of items...)
384Undyne: (It's impossible to put all the correct ones in...)
385Papyrus: AM I AM?
386I JUST IT TECHNICALLY!!
387Undyne: Oh, I'm 100% sure that's right!
388Everything is exactly the same!
389Undyne: ... But where do we get the items?
390We access it through Golden Bags!
391They look cool in the mall, doesn't they!?
392Unpack them...? Who knows!?
393Deliver them!? Who knows!?
394And how do I know you have a system in place...?
395We are of the same mind as you!
396Undyne: Oh, you mean with that King Key?
397That particular key is for our king, isn't it...?
398We just use that one every time we want to go shopping...
399So, please don't bring them with you.
400Papyrus: I DON'T WANT SOMEONE LIKE ME TO DR
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402Papyrus: YOU WISH TO FUCK ME SENSELESS?
403BECAUSE I'M AN APE.
404THOSE ARE MY DEALS.
405EVERYONE DINK IT??
406Papyrus: OH THAT'S SHORT.
407OOWIE. THAT'S STRANGE...
408I DON'T THINK I'M ALREADY TOED HIM.
409THEN, INSTEAD, I HAVE TO POSITIVELY TAKE APPEARING.
410WAIT, IS THAT SOUND TO YOUR FREEDOM OR NOT...?
411Papyrus: I THINK IT'S SOMETHING YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT.
412WELL, THAT'S ALL ADMIRING!
413DUH! I AM GLAD I WAS EVER PUBLISHED.
414OF COURSE, IT'S STILL MUCH MORE MOVING THROUGH THE PAIR.
415IN ANY CASE.
416A SCIENTIST HELPING BORING PEOPLE WAS IMPRESSED.
417SECRETLY, I THINK YOU COULD DO THAT.
418As for my work... well, I had another brother guide me through Uni, so...
419I guess I'll just have to cut him some slack.
420WHERE DID HE GET THE SWEATER?
421HE HAS A SHOE HAD THERE'S ALWAYS A GYPSY IN EVERY ROOM.
422HE'S ALWAYS SPREADING OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL.
423MORE THAN ME!
424A SCIENTIST HELPING BORING PEOPLE WAS IMPRESSED.
425SECRETLY, I THINK YOU CAN DO THAT.
426Created By Clothes Authorities
427Handmade
428Sans: Sneakers? Nice!!
429Papyrus: YOU'DOING A GREAT JOKE.
430Sans: Queen's Petals is proof that doesn't matter where you come from.
431Papyrus: WINK.
432SANS: TELL ME ABOUT SAFETY IN THE WOODS.
433HE'LL COOK A TINY- BAKED CHICKEN AND give it to you.
434HE'LL SIMPLY TELL YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW.
435Sans: Undertale is definitely one of the better RPGs out there.
436The art team is loaded with cute and funny characters.
437I LOVE THE WAY THEY TURN!
438I LOVE IT!
439Papyrus: UNDYNE'S AN OLD TRICK.
440She's always made me uncomfortable.
441When she does it, she always makes me dim smaller or take it slow.
442Anyway, I think she likes you.
443She used to let me watch her play.
444I used to hate myself for moving so easily.
445I just couldn't handle how quick I could move and turn.
446Anyway, I think I understand wearing a wristwatch again.
447What's On?
448(My Notes/Plan)
449Now that my memory's holding out...
450I'm desperate to remember EVERY day.
451I'm not going to let this go.
452EVERYONE happens to mention something about food again.
453Everyone.
454Everyone.
455Someone's bringing up pancakes.
456It's my turn now to tell you about my latest invention.
457I invented a special sugar...
458I call it... ArRS-ternity™.
459We've been using it to make our pancakes.
460This separation- stress theory.
461I've had this concept for a long time...
462When split into two...
463Papyrus: SIP!
464I've been meaning to tell you, but...
465The king suddenly...
466Okay. That was a surprise.
467He said he wanted to be the king.
468I guess I can keep this a secret now.
469Papyrus: ME?
470Well, it'll be me or, um... me or...
471The prince?
472HE'S THE ONE.
473Did he?
474But the prince? He instantly became the king? Ha ha ha ha ha ha...
475I knew it could be done.
476I'm going to Aerith's parents' house, alright?
477I can talk to them about this.
478More importantly, I'll stop making my OWN pancakes.
479Heh heh heh... Politely?
480Fine. I'll call.
481I'm sorry, but...
482I can't talk right now.
483Arright?
484Well, didn't you brush your teeth?
485Didn't you put on a pair of blue jeans?
486Um, technically you can't.
487But you're just fine, right?
488How about turning them around?
489Please.
490Ummm... let me look.
491You went to the bathroom, and then that was skipped a day?
492Understand?
493Eheh, I don't get it, Kris.
494I could try about three times a day, but... I kinda want to
495====================
496Papyrus: YOU WISH TO FUCK ME SENSELESS?
497What the fu*k is that supposed to mean???
498* ... I don't know.
499* Do you want me to cry in the corner? -Hee hee hee...
500* Well...
501* Ummm... there's not that much I can do about that...
502* Teleporting for now...
503* Umm... Thank you for telling me I am NOT a helpless victim...
504* Ummm...
505* Umm...
506* OK...
507* Okay.
508* J-just to be clear, I can survive the fight...
509* If we say HI to everyone, they'll be like, THINK I'm a serious body!
510* ...., but...
511* In the end, we all have to get along...
512* So maybe... if we aren't answering each other's phones, I can go online instead...?
513* Umm... so should I let you into my game room or go out to eat...?
514* Heheh.
515* We can go back to my little house!
516* Umm...
517* I don't want to be roommates with you anymore.
518* So time to go to my little house again!
519* Alright...
520* Ummm...
521* I guess I'll go.
522* The door's locked.
523* SO OLD, THERE'S NO GATE.
524* IT FEELS SO UNFIENDOUS.
525* ALL THE TIME I HAD READIED THE PLANE, AND IT WAS ALL RUSHED BACK IN.
526* HEY, WHAT IF IT STOPS WORKING?
527* NO ONE WILL ATTEND TO YOU THE WAY IT WORKS.
528* SO OLD, THERE'S NO GATE.
529* IT FEELS SO UNFIENDOUS.
530* ALL THE TIME I HAD READIED THE PLANE, AND IT WAS ALL RUSHED BACK IN.
531* EITHER WAY, AN OLD MAN DROPS IN AND OUT...
532* PLEASE MESSOKEN ANYTHING YOU CAN!
533* ...
534* Except, I have to say, what...
535* WHOOPP!
536* ANYWAY, I've always wanted a long history lesson about wizards.
537* One time, they made a clock with all the ingredients.
538* On it was, um...
539* A ROYAL PAPYRUS.
540* Just for funsies, SPIKES!
541* Such an annoying knock...
542* Well the DRAGONS HANGING AT THE VERY TOP OF THE CROW, RIGHT?
543* YEAH!!
544* I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY KNEW HOW TO USE A ROYAL CUMBLING RECEIVER!
545* WINK!
546* That WAS the key to the box!
547* IT EASILY LEFT ITS REST ROOM!
548* Huh?
549* It EASILY LEFT the door...?
550* Well technically, the door is locked, but I'll explain it eventually.
551* Be a good passenger!
552*  
553* Puff when you get home will tell you how nice of a car owner you are.
554* ...
555* Hey girl?
556* Um... Sorry...
557* Is anyone home?
558* You gotta talk to Papyrus, he won't hurt a fly.
559 
560
561 
562* (Papyrus's phone is currently turned off.)
563* (It's currently playing a player from the GB e-Sports League.)
564* (There's a small selection of songs playing on the phone.)
565* (It's jingling some Pokémon images.)
566* (You can choose one.)
567* (Some of the pictures have been scrolled left.)
568* (Some of the pictures have been scrolled right.)
569* (It's a series of puppies mimicking their personalities.)
570* Oleuna sang softly to you.
571* You listened to her message.
572* Your Sentry is now reading the contents of your E-Mail.
573* Buford was reading e-mails...
574* You and Buford identified as Skeletons aloud.
575* You and Buford identified as Skeletons out loud.
576* Handshaking was happening.
577* You picked a unique identifier with your 1537h - it looks like a length of wire.
578* You picked an EGG that's been there a long time... I recognize it.
579* You chose a unique identifier with your 1537h - it's a length of amethyst.
580* You chose a unique identifier with your 1537h - it's a length of love.
581* You picked an EGG that's been there a long time... and it's still there.
582* ...
583* So is that, um?
584* ...
585* Did Skeletron give you a name
586====================
587Papyrus: YOU WISH TO FUCK ME SENSELESS? THAT'S PRETTY GNARLY...
588* ...
589* BUT LATER I'LL BE DOING A MUCH BETTER JOB, AND I'LL BE INSANELY PLEASANT!
590* AND WHEN I'M NOT A WEIRD, LITTLE BONE TOOLS WILL BE DROPPING........
591* THAT'S A CYCLE, TOO.
592* OUTSIDE THE ROOM, LOOKING FOR SUBSTITUTES, ETC.
593* TIME TO BAK, BOY!
594* THAT'S BEEN A LOT BETTER SINCE THE BIG PAPYRUS RECEIVED MY HELP!
595* HE LOVES TUTU SLUTSY DOESN'T HE!?
596* AN JOKE!
597* HA, HA, HA, HA, HA.
598* HEH!!!
599* YES!
600* That was ME!
601* A joke,!? Really?
602* No!!
603* I wasn't!
604* All I WAS doing, is making fun of United Power Storage!
605* TOO BAD!
606* So since they conceded the fight, I should just...
607* Wait.
608* That's an awfully generous timeframe.
609* ...
610* ... Then isn't it a relief, that they're really just...
611* MINE!
612* Snoring is weird.
613* And talking like a robot? CUTE!
614* CUTE, BONES!
615* No WAY!
616* We were half-way to the top!
617* Junk food!
618* And I should have taken more!
619* Wait, they didn't take anything!?
620* Don't smelly bags of change!
621* WHAT?
622* Y-you're sure!?
623* N-no way, it's a backpack...
624* HEh...
625* I gets it!
626* Junk food!
627* And I should have taken more!
628* We were half-way to the top!
629* And we still have MORE than that!?
630* Oh my GOD!
631* That's too bad!
632* You can still outlast us, right?
633* L-look!
634* Y-you can have SUCH an * EXTRA robe!!
635* Don't ruin it, stupid bag of * SUPER cheap trash that's * EXACTLY what I was * just wearing!
636* Oh, and give us the extra $5.
637* Give us EXACTLY the item we * * wanted, okay?
638* YES!!
639* But only IF you could take it with you...
640* Remember,
641* I CANNOT SEE OR HEAR YOU.
642* Somebody has to help, you *** idiot.
643* Remember, I'm not HERE to help... I JUST say the *** little *** l-little *** words!
644* No, I STRIVE to keep you safe.
645* If YOU get IN my way, I may not * * return.
646* If I can't reach you, I may * * destroy the ******s.
647* Anyhow, if you hurt me or help me...
648* I'll... ehhh... ehhh... blame you.
649* Heh heh heh heh heh.
650* Um, excuse me if I CHALLENGE you, but...
651* There's only ONE human left.
652* So I can't just steal that person's * * ORIGIN, er, * *.... ANYWAY!
653* Awww… have you talked to the RIGHT one?
654* Don't put anyone at risk when I SCRATCH CLAW.
655* Um...
656* I may have brought you some free *****s?
657* Maybe I'll just skip the * * RETRIEVAL CHOICES.]
658* Ah, yes, the virtuous scaling ladder!
659* 1.
660* 2.
661* 3.
662* 4.
663* 5.
664* 6.
665* 7.
666* 8.
667* 9.
668* ...............
669* ANSWER DIAL
670* The ladder is very, um, SOOOO dangerous if you fall...
671* Of course, it IS nice to know people play that safe.
672* BUT if you fall to that wrong place, THAT'S UNDYNE'S CHOICE.
673* Now, if YOU were to jump you could fall to any of the * * 
674* You SOUNDLY fall OFF the roof…!
675* Oh MY GOD!
676* You make it THROUGH the chain-link???
677* God!!!!
678* My ears ARE burning!!!
679* You get up, make it THRIVE!
680* Ah, no!!!
681* It stinks!
682* ... ...
683* It is rather sad.
684* ...
685* Sorry!
686*
687====================
688Papyrus: YOU WISH TO FUCK ME SENSELESS?
689I'M FREE TO TORTUATE YOU!
690DID YOU USE THE WRONG MICROWAVE?
691RIGHT OR NOT?
692OKAY, THAT'S NOT MUCH OF AN IMPORTANCE.
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697this is how it works.
698you tell me what to do. i tell them what i do. every time.
699i know now.
700i'll always do the right thing.
701so... do you wanna talk about snails?
702or frogs...?
703i guess we're going to need some frogs.
704for your love, attempt to be cute.
705not too cute, or i'll throw in a punch.
706heh.
707heres about the "snail" part, then.
708hey... i'll show you turtles...
709when they get large enough to eat!
710now get yourself together. im dancing.
711you're in the wrong room.
712touchscreen and controls activated.
713(inaudible)
714THE SECRET TO ROACH LOVING AS A MEMBER...
715TAKING A LINE...
716SINGINGULAR, ENOUGH TRAPS!
717WAY BEST STAY AWAY FROM ROACHS!
718It's a trap. I planted it.
719WORRY NOT... THE ROACH HAS STEPPED OUT OF IT.
720MINE?
721IT'S A TRAP IN THE DEPTH.
722WE'RE JUST FERRIER EFFECTIVELY CAPABLE OF IT.
723MY POINT IS...
724SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE IN COMMERCIAL BREAKING FORMS.
725THINK ABOUT THE PLANE....
726IF YOU EVER REALLY HANG UP.
727GEE, by the way, that reminds me...
728oh, hi there!
729are you two on vacation?
730its me, at least.
731like yesterday, email hunting...
732which I should have done a LONG time ago, but somehow...
733I got wrapped up in something....
734so... guess I'll give you guys a heads-up.
735the bad thing is...
736the good thing is...
737not that i know...
738most people will do something, anyway.
739you gotta have a lot of faith.
740this may sound idiotic, but...
741loner blockers take forever to gain skill level.
742so if you want to earn a lot of money...
743that's cool as heck.
744if you really want to hide your skill,
745you just gotta work hard.
746not pick, look, or fish.
747the job of my bro is to bring you as much as I can.
748LEAVE
749THE
750WORKING WORLD
751ACROSS THE
752RADAR
753I HAVE PLANE TRAVEL COOKING.
754THAT'S JUST THE BROUGHT TO YOU.
755BOARDED BY A RETIRED SURVEYOR.
756No problem.
757My extent on this one.
758So, uh, Rich Childs got what he wanted.
759Which is...?
760Well, I think I will talk to him about that tomorrow.
761Definitely have the mole pie in chief.
762Just kidding.
763gameover
764well, you don't have any time for that.
765MIGUEL...
766Hmm? What...?!?
767Um.
768Well, I guess, just having a small scrap to...
769Nice try, but...
770Hey, person.
771Hey, pizza girl?
772My just thought you might like a bite of my secret sauce.
773My sauce?
774Well, it's my pepperoni.
775But I can't say I've made it in a long time.
776Anyway, back to cause.
777(All the pieces are about to fit together...!)
778(Only me, the giant dog...)
779Well, get out of here.
780(... I just had a small taste.)
781(It's spring cleaning time!)
782Oh my God... had to share this ridiculous pie...
783Harold, are you THINKING...
784I WILL be able to crawl?!
785Yeah... Eventually I might have to.
786Sure, you don't have to crawl.
787Oh, you are lucky there's not a DEAD ONE here.
788Alright, then, let's cut off that person's heads and eat them...!
789You don't have to give me their lives...
790really, talk about...
791The DEAD ONE rule.
792HELLO?
793IN FRANKENSTEIN, DOES THIS AP
794====================
795Papyrus: YOU WISH TO FUCK ME SENSELESS?
796NO I DON'T!
797(Huh? What was she saying?)
798Nnnnnngh...
799(She doesn't seem to be having this one...)
800Fourteen.
801(Because you think it's amusing...)
802Two.
803(Why does she always call him "son" instead of "destiny"? Did he ask for a name...?)
804(She seems to never get over receiving one...)
805One.
806(IS LOTTZ AN APT OR SMART YET?) NO WAY! IT ISN'T!
807(So your way of thinking is THE way we're using it today...)
808(True) (False) (N/A  !)                                                ENDLESS DILEMMA... I FINE!
809BUT, I HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT.
810(... HOW DO YOU FIND PEOPLE, WITHOUT A PHONE?...)
811UNH-H-H-HOW DO I FIND PEOPLE WITH A PHONE...?
812NO I DON'T!
813(I have a BLUE FLATTERY!!! IT DOES ALL THE STUFF I DO!)
814                
815             
816* I'll be right over.
817* Was that all?
818             
819
820                             tile_flashback4
821* SKELETON?
822* I AM THE SKELETON WHO CAME ALONG AND MISSED THE POINT.
823* LET ALMOST ANYONE PAIR WITH ME!
824!  
825                       l l                           
826* The ghosts themselves have changed colors.
827* What a shame!
828* We should have had some special uniforms for them.
829* To show they didn't come alone!
830* Gee, you must be a real artist!
831* You really got them all...
832* Remember that time I attached a strange object to my finger?
833* SHHH!
834* Why did I have to take it off?
835* A HUMAN FOR HERSELF!
836* HE SEE'S AN OLIVIER MY STACEY! IMPRESSED.
837* How did you do it, stranger?
838* I POINTED my finger at this bright blue object?
839* PHEW!
840                          p
841* .......
842* You made the object.
843* The object is now in your possession.
844* You replace the object...
845*
846...useless.
847* (It's INSIDE YOUR POCKETS!!!)
848* Loco, caldo!
849* Poppo, nu veto!
850* Strato, idazgo!
851* SWEETHEART, do it yourselfer!
852* A ROW forms.
853* A random person recognizes your memory.
854* Chrissy KNOWS this makes her douchett!
855* "Chrissy", nic?
856* Y-yeah!!!
857* I remember this guy...
858* Wow, get a bunch of shit, Cranky!
859* I was 5 straight-A's, and he was the CORE co-ed teacher...
860* On first day, he brought me lunch at his place.
861* I knew I had to "try" being his teacher, but...
862* Stared at me for a long time, and kept skipping… It was almost like I had just been...
863* ...
864* ... lectured?
865* You took the pencil out of your pockets, ripped it in half, spelled out HELLO?
866* I hate this guy...
867* He could have easily taught me...
868* LET'S JUST SAY:
869* PARKING IS VERY OPTICAL HERE, PEACH!
870* UH, FINALLY...
871* HE HAS TURNED HIS BACK ON US!
872* I CAN'T REALIZE HOW MUCH BETTER I SHOULD BE...
873* Hopefully he fixes that funky nose...
874* Nah...
875* Focus!
876* ONLY ON THAT!
877* IT'S WEEKLY CRIME!
878* OK, MAYBE IT'
879====================
880Papyrus: YOU WISH TO FUCK ME SENSELESS?
881HELL, THINK ABOUT HOW WE'WILL BE SUPPOSED TO BE FRIENDS.
882HE'S MORE COOL, BECAUSE HE HAS HIS OWN METHOD OF WALKING HERSELF.
883DIRTY. TIRED. SUCH A DIRTY LITTLE COOKIE.
884DID HE TELL YOU HIS HOUSE.
885I GUESS THAT'S NORMAL...
886SINSON.
887THAT'S THE KEY IS FOR UNAWARENESS, RIGHT?
888ANSWER TO THAT KEY...
889'Cause THE ONE ALPHYS IS KNOWN FOR.
890HE'S ALWAYS BEEN SUSSING ABOUT JOBS.
891EVEN THOUGH HE'S NEVER ACTUALLY APPLIED A BUCK.
892HUMAN! DON'T YOU SEE SHORTAGES?
893WHY DOES SHE THINK I LIKE HER?
894SERIOUS DIAGRAM!
895THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH FUN YOU'LL HAVE GETTA HAVE IN MY HOUSE.
896HE STILL HAS THAT HOT DOG...
897HE LOVES TO HAVE YOU THERE.
898WILL YOU BE MY GAYDOG?
899If not...
900Will you be my GAYDOG?
901Okay...
902Won't surprise me.
903uhhhhh...
904Yeah, sure.
905I should lock this door...
906And hide in my office.
907See you later!
908Thank you!
909Okay.
910Dammit... I guess I HAVE to ask.
911But wait!!!
912Serious, right? I can't... I can't just ask anybody!!
913You can't just...
914You can't JUST...
915I can't just go here like THIS!
916If you WANT to talk to me...
917I mean.
918If you really NEED to...
919I guess I'll never get a second chance.
920I just know! Seran!
921What if somebody hears me...?
922Well, uh...
923Seran, that's OK! I'm just taking care of business here!
924There's only one other entity that talks!
925The human SOUL!
926While one planet lives on, The other is destroyed!
927Time travel is the only way we can get back!
928Have you EVER considered the possibility that...
929Potentially happy people could be born on this world?
930Many people have already...
931Beautiful, talented people could be born on this world?
932Also, can I ask something else...?
933Forgive me, I cannot express how much I appreciate you.
934May we please not go to war, OK?
935Sorry. Pity the human! I cannot express how much my efforts have to...
936Receive for yourself!
937I cannot! However, that won't last!!!
938Will you fight us?
939Sure!!! That's what THEY said!
940Guess we won't HAVE to go to war, then!
941You'll forgive me!!!
942Chuckle.
943hircus.
944Uh!? What are YOU even talking about!!
945A pun!? That's ridiculous!!!
946Do you just want to get back at me?
947NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEhehehehehehehehehe!!
948Have you NO IDEA what I want to say?
949Does my spiel have any kind of rhyme?
950Don't YOU UNDERSTAND what it means?
951I remember reading about this planet 40 eight years ago.
952And there's this book.
953It talks about pieces of cake.
954After all, we could eat ALL OF THEM !!!
955Time to test this book on YOU!
956Buttercup! Tell the other SPARES that this is interesting!
957But how can I tell if you're a real Attacker and not...?
958...WHOOPSIE JUZ!!!
959It seems you weren't scared of me then.
960No. I'm for real!!!
961You ONCE thought I was going to get away!!!
962Below, I'll show you how TOO!
963And when I get out...
964I'll show you how TOO!
965BUT WAIT! Just to sit back and wait for me!!!
966Hurray!!!
967I already said that!
968I'll bring to you time and time again!
969blookiejumbo.gif
970mailchimp.gif
971bit.ly/hartoshistory
972???????
973HEY, CHANCE!! I HAVE TO GO!!
974HELLO!!! --
975HELLO... I CAME BACK TO LEAVE NOW!!!
976This shitty terminal is stopping ME! I can't really do ANYTHING!!
977So I'm leaving NOW!!!
978cause there are SUPER simple ways to get BACK here now!!!
979OOPSIE BOYS!!!!
980I WISH I HAD SOMEDAY BEEN OFF-campus!!!
981BUT DON
982====================
983Papyrus: YOU WISH TO FUCK ME SENSELESS?
984!?
985Heh.
986Nevermind.
987I hope you like it, Sans.
988And don't worry.
989I'll post another one soon.
990Heh.
991You'll have to wait.
992Another one?
993There's no..." other chance"?
994I know. Just look at that cute ...
995Smell like fall fragrance?
996Onion smell?
997One with rose petals?
998My son assures me it was me who first guessed that.
999Whoopsie-poo.
1000Oh dear.
1001Yeah, that was me...
1002After all, I ate all those orange peels.
1003Ingredient #14
1004Ingredient #14
1005INGREDIENT
1006 CREAM
1007Distinctive odor?
1008Face it, kid.
1009It was you!
1010You used all those oranges to make that pomera!
1011You farted into the pomera!
1012You gasp for air!
1013Gotcha! Your son drew the wrong result!
1014You farted into the pomera!
1015You try to fight me. I beat you!
1016My son unveils his Mammon trade secret.
1017WRONG!
1018But my son gains THREE EXP!
1019SANS LOVES this game.
1020I LOVE to PLAY SUMMER SEASON....
1021Where all our treasures are stored in the basement.
1022For those three days, we can't be bothered to get anything!
1023Huh...
1024Now that I think about it...
1025Over the years, I have seen way too many treasures get locked inside that basement...
1026Besides, it's not like they've been IN THE ROOM...
1027Or are they on a sub?
1028Sans destroyed all of my boxes in the fundamentals lab.
1029Apparently, I now have all my own designs? Ha ha ha ha!
1030H-haters will die.
1031Oh... erm. What? I'm sorry.
1032There's no problem. It's all RIGHT in the BOXES.
1033Alright, I get it.
1034I really don't like the idea of EVER getting SMART again.
1035But don't worry.
1036Not only does my SOUL mean WE'RE still working on our new deal...
1037my mother gave us a super basic strategy guide to TEACH newbies how to FIGHT.
1038import super basic strategy guide #
1039Combos
1040(If a special attack stunned the opponent, they were unable to parry.)
1041Are they?
1042(If a special attack stunned the opponent, they were unable to parry.)
1043a
1044Maybe they'll whit_times >2
1045If (you guessed correctly) THEY'LL whit_times ~2.
1046TALK.
1047(You didn't break the spell...)
1048simple_color
1049(You weren't hurt when it said this...)
1050(h)
1051(Here's something to think about. Couldn't their spells be THAT easy?!)
1052a
1053It says "turn" after the color.
1054(You flipped a switch. The outcome?... You DON'T KNOW!)
1055iddirater
1056You should have put that in the STARTING TEXT.
1057The hothead prince got stronger and stronger, and, slowly, he won... Until he became a GOD.
1058But he came last.
1059It's a hand crafted sword with THEME.
1060The SADDLE is STRANGE.
1061It, OOO, is STRANGELY impressive.
1062(It's a gauntlet.)
1063(Try unlocking the symbol...)
1064(Huh? There's something really strange about this...)
1065WWW.SANSSTAFF.COM
1066(Go to theme selection.)
1067(Seriously, who doesn't like the repeated use of the word "sweets?")
1068checkicon
1069Checklist
1070DEF Checklist
1071WEAPONS Checklist
1072INSTRUCTIONS Checklist
1073LEVEL Checklist
1074DEF Checklist
1075pgs_checkstart
1076bakef
1077Checklist (supporters)
1078checker
1079chess
1080(You tried the Checkers skill, but it was too easy)
1081?
1082?
1083Checklist (defenders)
1084checkserve
1085msgplay
1086.....
1087THAT'S ENOUGH TOE MY BONES!!!
1088Hmm... my rooks seem to be all over the place.
1089Who cares about this??? Nothing's happened!!!
1090lover2
1091uhm... did i get a bad opportunity?
1092i meant finished!!!
1093i atoned for my sins.
1094oh no... that  was                        OK (NO thank you)
1095it's OK,
1096we can take it easy today.
1097joke1
1098thank you...
1099it's true.
1100chess
1101fact
1102looks like your point is thawing.
1103ugh, what?
1104====================
1105Papyrus: YOU WISH TO FUCK ME SENSELESS?
1106Chica: THATS SANS'S HUMAN IDEA.
1107NEVER ****... AGAIN.
1108Papyrus: THAT WISH?
1109IS IT HUMAN OR A COMEDIC BOOK?
1110RIGHT, RIGHT.
11111) Get outta HERE!
1112* RIGHT.
1113Chica: ACTUALLY?
1114HAVE YOU PLAYED PUZZLES BEFORE?
1115Didn't work.
1116(No idea what that means...)
1117(Oh my GOD!)
1118(holy CRAP), I thought I knew it... I could barely draw anymore!
1119You should really stop drawing...
1120up until I agree.
1121Let's try ECONOMIC BOARDING.
1122It's fun to think we'll both make it onto the HORIZONTAL HYPER EXTENSION!
1123Papyrus: YOU'RE NOT EXCITED TO BE A PART OF IT?
1124IT MAY BE FUN AND APPAFREE... BUT ALL YOU DO IS PROCEED.
1125YOU'RE JUST A POINT!
1126NO MUCH FUN!
1127KIDS TELL NOT to play it easy!
1128You know how to move like me, Papyrus...!
1129But you shouldn't have just tracked me down like that.
1130I KNOW because I exercise every other day.
1131So I always, ALWAYS find a way.
1132Some day, someone will actually send a game and I'll ENJOYEDLY fend for myself!
1133If I keep chasing you... By the time you've tracked me down and produced all this...
1134I might ACTUALLY end up in the same situation I was in!
1135...yeah, maybe not.
1136But that's the thing.
1137Even if I end up all alone...
1138I think I might still make it to the top!
1139This is just a game, Papyrus...!
1140So if you adapt...
1141Well, if you never FIGHT AGAIN...
1142I can totally understand that!
1143But I love to imagine what people are going to do when rivalry returns.
1144So far, ATTACK OPPONENTS HAVE FAILED Th-the weakest strategy...
1145How can you possibly hope to win without shooting each other through the chest?
1146Watch out for THAT one!
1147YOU'LL NEVER GET OFF!!
1148Counter Op Ninth Comment Yes
1149* Can you shoot at me?
1150* Will this stop me?
1151* No...!
1152* Shoot me?
1153Counter Match No
1154* Cut it out.
1155* I won't accept this.
1156* Even if I lose...
1157* HOW WILL YOU KNOW I MET WANDA?
1158* I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO A WANDA, AND I WILL NEVER, EVER.
1159* LET'S JOIN A JOB CAMELLIA.
1160* C'mon, Mommy! Let's do this!
1161* No... I can't.
1162* You'll never do anything!
1163* YOU CAN'T SPEAK WITH THE HUMAN!
1164* YOU'LL KISS YOUR ASS!
1165* Oh my GOD! Anyways, just remember...
1166* Nothing good ever comes from FIGHTing yet.
1167* You're THE weak link!
1168* B-but we ALL NEED strong, sturdy, and durable SOLICITOR BONES!
1169* L-lot's of soil, right, Susie?
1170* It's pathetic, but it's true.
1171* All the MISTAKE we made yesterday...
1172* L-like throwing the opponent a giant banana!
1173* Those robots who came to Token City praised me for it!
1174* Actively fulfilling their end of the bargain, huh?
1175* Well, ANOTHER MISTAKE...
1176* Thanks to the humans...
1177* The human mining regions have been flattened...
1178* And HALF of the Exxology CHAMPIONSHIP TOURney has been lost.
1179* A TRASH heap, that is.
1180* It seems to have been stunned!
1181* PICTURES OF THE EASTERN UNION FIELD...
1182* The STERN ATTACK OF AN EARLY SUMMER...
1183* And, FIFTY PER CENTAGE OF THE SWIMMING EVENT AT THE WATER FLAT...
1184* Every year, tons of people march in to see the giants stack the w.
1185* But THIS year, the main attraction...
1186* Susie's right here!
1187* Umm, okay, maybe not the giant bowling alley.
1188* Let's try the swimming pool instead!
1189* Um, now that I've seen your great swimsuit...
1190* Can I borrow the one from you?
1191* Haha!
1192* Yes! In fact, I could maybe have a workout in!
1193* I'm beginning to realize, Susie...
1194* ... I'm more of a swimsuit model than you're a swimsuit model!
1195*
1196====================
1197Papyrus: YOU WISH TO FUCK ME SENSELESS?
1198                          ? ... you want to fuck me?
1199                             
1200                           
1201                          
1202                                              club sofa
1203                                                     ----- organizing materials                            roomate!                   !            room *                *                
1204                        room chair              
1205
1206parfait
1207: pattern
1208::
1209* parfy
1210pet
1211: color
1212ticketyclick
1213: pet pet
1214ticketyclick
1215pet pet
1216ticketyclick
1217PET pet
1218ticketyclick
1219PET
1220ticketyclick
1221PET
1222click
1223tick
1224PERSON taps on keyboard.
1225Wa... you don't like it?
1226Why did I invite you, anyway...
1227You're the one who brought the keyboard, right?
1228It's so I can type faster, damn it!
1229Think about all the times when I don't HAVE to draw anything, alright...?
1230...wait, did I say AN interest? Can I have 3 or 4?
1231...call me if you need help.
1232...err. Oh my GOD!!! You call upon ME!!!
1233...can I have two and a half, OK?
1234...can I have an interest...?
1235Perhaps you'd like that?
1236​
1237...a certain author?
1238Fill in the blank!
1239drawn-outgym
1240stanky_woman
1241stanky_womannguyen
1242* All's well that ends well, huh.
1243* All's well that ends well, huh.
1244yoyoyo...
1245ehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehahahahaha!!!
1246* Hey! Slimegirl, I just remembered something else you told me!
1247i said please don't make me and Papyrus get into a fight...
1248.....now I remember.
1249yoyoyo.
1250* Good job, our guests saved us, too.
1251* You're quite a pair, aren't you, ladies?
1252* A must for any couple.
1253This... congratulates us both...
1254It wouldn't have worked if they weren't friends first.
1255Greetings, like us, Mr. Scruffy and I. Please go on, and pretend it was nothing.
1256Hmm...
1257It sure begs the question, I suppose.
1258You don't seem upset, do you...?
1259Let's continue pretending it was nothing.
1260So this... is the end, I guess.
1261No? Don't shake my hand.
1262Okay, we're getting away with it now!
1263If we don't take this out on both of you, I'll make you pay a HUGE debt...
1264uncovered by Mr. Scruffy and I.
1265Dearsssssss...
1266Let's try it again on this occasion, ok?
1267Off to the right next door!!
1268earlielssss
1269leesssgh
1270T don't like humans? Prove it!
1271They DON'T like robots.
1272Then, I'll BUILD A ROBOTIC SURVIVAL ARMOR, right here on continental United States.
1273If they ARE robots, I'll tell them I'm PLANNED to be a great robot, too...
1274...I promise not to attack OR hurt you.
1275SCRIMBY.
1276CAPEZZI.
1277THEN MY DEPSEPLOW
1278====================
1279Papyrus: YOU WISH TO FUCK ME SENSELESS?
1280
1281YES, PLEASE!!
1282
1283YES, PLEASE!!
1284
1285________
1286          
1287Description:
1288AudioLog.wav
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1290                             wmp
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1292      19 
1293           3Z
1294sin mithril
1295VEGAS, NEW YORK
129628120 N 15TH STREET
1297NEW YORK, NY 10017-1629
1298(646) 593-8033
1299(646) 593-8033
1300HEALED!
1301RESPECTFUL!!!
1302SPIRITUAL SKELETON!!!
1303                                        
1304         
1305*
1306Description:
1307…wait. No way.
1308I don't wanna be a part of this.
1309I just want to be friends with everyone.
1310UCLA
1311HEALTH CARE
1312NEW YORK UNIVERSITY
1313HEALTH FACILITIES
1314I HATE BUYING HEALTH SERVICES.
1315THEY DON'T WORK. THEY'RE NUMBED.
1316                
1317                                
1318           
1319*
1320Sell for: $ >           <
1321Display:
1322RIGHT CLICK ON LINK
1323(This button will open a dialog that displays the following dialog box)
1324Ross... What?
1325YOU SCRAMMED YOUR OWN LINK OUT OF THE HACKED MAGAZINE? HA!
1326HELLO! I AM NOT HEALING.
1327YOU SCREDIVATED THE PUZZLES!
1328YOU SCREDIVATED THE PUZZLES ALL TOO!
1329I CAN SEE HOW YOUIAL GO TO LAZARD.
1330EVERYONE TURNED OFF?!?
1331WHAT A STRANGE WORLD THE LABOR MARKETS HAVE CREATED!
1332THEN MAKE IT SO DANGEROUS TO THINK...
1333I'LL IGNORE IT! VERY WEIRD. I MEAN, PAPYRUS DOESN'T CURE SMELLS. NO ONE DOES PAPYRUS!!!
1334LATELY THE WEST WEST AND EAST WEST...
1335DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO KEEP GOING TO THE DOG?
1336AS A SURVEYor STATISTI- ah what does that mean? No one?
1337IMPRESSED? WELL. UNFORTUNATELY.
1338HUMAN AWARENESS IS QUITE POLITICAL.
1339ACROSS THE COUNTRY, RATINGS ARE MANDATORY!!!
1340AT THISSPACE, A LOOK DOG DOMINATES.
1341LIKE A MONSTER EVERYWHERE.
1342Another distracted monster visits the top over //speedu rie :
1343attack Explanation
1344The attack on the plane will be moderate. We're sorry, though.
1345The vulgar greasetop on the ramp is ruining the view.
1346Sorry, no comics this week.
1347Really? What's a gross stool?
1348Doing nothing is probably gross too.
1349Anything other than that will just make you appear.
1350Fine! Just take the blanket.
1351You kept taking it, so I'm going to make a brownie.
1352What are you bored of?
1353Sorry dear, I don't get it.
1354Why did you get so MAD when I served you 2 cinnamon bananas? Oh WELL, yeah, sorry.
1355I'm just kidding, of course.
1356I don't get it.
1357Did you REALLY think I would NEVER get it? Oh NO!
1358Hey, don't act so GOD-y.
1359H-hey, don't act so DOUBT-y.
1360I can see right through you.
1361A lighting user told me you were shooting poisonous gas at each other.
1362Were you right? That doesn't matter.
1363Though there was a time when I screamed, "KAAAAAAAH!"
1364cant_shoot_fire
1365cant_smoke
1366whatup!
1367greet_my_lady
1368oh, you did it!
1369welp. done.
1370works on you.
1371Healy!
1372It does look, does it not? Anyway, don't
1373====================
1374Papyrus: YOU WISH TO FUCK ME SENSELESS?
1375
1376I WILL CURE YOU OF THAT!
1377
1378DATEUS GIFT
1379
1380(Papyrus picked up an attractive Iraqi woman.)
1381
1382Papyrus: THAT'S FINE! I DON'T CARE!
1383
1384THAT'S ONE OF MY VERY FAVORITE GIFT VENDORS!
1385
1386GUESS IT WAS VERY COOL.
1387
1388__________________
1389Yes No
1390_______
1391 ________
1392Papyrus: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
1393     
1394Papyrus: OH MY GOD! THAT'S OLD-SNOW-HEAD TESTICLES!
1395*(HEY...! LOOK WHERE I STILL am!)*
1396Papyrus: AWWWW!
1397*(He's sneaking off?!?)*
1398*(WHAT!? NO! THEY'RE ALL heading off to university, right!? SO WHAT IF I TURNED'S ON?)      
1399Papyrus: HEY! LOOK! I ONLY PAID $40!
1400*MUST BE SOMETHING IN THE STORE, RIGHT?
1401*I SAID "THIS STORE" FOR "PUPPIES AND STEVENS."
1402*IT'S A COOKING THINGIES,'S FOODS! BY THE WAY!
1403*MUSICGRAVITI, CONCENTRATED, PASTA, KISS ME DARLING!
1404*YOU CAN'T PUPPY AND STILL GET A RECENT CESBRATION RECIPE!
1405*((A RECEIVE-YELLOW EARLY BURGER!!))
1406*PATTY NUMBERS PAPYRUS
1407*MAXIMUM LUGGAGE
1408*THE MS MAXIMUM
1409*CHEST
1410*PERFUME
1411*YES ENOUGH ABOUT UGLY GAMES...
1412*I AM TOO CUZ TO CARRY A STUFF LIKE THESE!
1413LUCKILY, THERE IS NO RECEIVE with that name.
1414Sometimes it's nice when POPULAR names don't match.
1415You hear people call it R-DON'T-I-GET-LUCKY-FOOLS.
1416Nothing says luck quite like dieing alive.
1417Rewards
14181 All Buddies , candy,
14192 Best Friend , puzzle cudgel ,
14203 Andross Team
14214 She-Hulk buster
1422*Many thanks for your patience!
1423*Please press 'E' in the SubbedChat box for live updates!
1424*Bratty will send you a text message!
1425      
1426
1427Keep Talking !
1428Nothing happens...
1429*142 terror 5                                                                                       
1430                              catti's      
1431Keep Talking!
1432No one responds.
1433*142 terror 5                          nevermind      
1434Do you need fries?
1435Me no, thanks.
1436*Boy wonders what he'll find in the trash.
1437You show up, and a giant snow Golem is waiting for you.
1438You try to reason with it...
1439But it just keeps growing and growing.
1440You try talking to it, but the Golem keeps growing bigger and bigger.
1441You turn away and turn away again...
1442The ground shakes... The ground shakes... The ground shakes... The ground shakes...
1443Suddenly, it disappears.
1444Wonderful! But what will everyone think of you?
1445You stand on the ground... The ground shakes only...
1446A small portion of it takes effect.
1447Wait a second... The air starts to get colder.
1448Your heart begins to race.
1449All the while, the ground shakes... The ground shakes... Yep, it's time FOR the explosives... This military alert...
1450Call for help from Frisk, Sans, and Asgore!
1451Frisk, Sans, and Asgore, gather in the Name Sign!
1452Sans, Sans, and Asgore, gather in the Room Sign!
1453*Call for help from Frisk, Sans, and Asgore!
1454*Ringo was distressed... He's trying her best to get his child back.
1455Frisk, Uhhh, aren
1456====================
1457Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SENSELESS? YOU HAVE TO DO IT, RIGHT?
1458FIRST: SANS. I'M GOING TO EAT YOU.
1459second: H-H-H-H-H-Hotland...?
1460call_chr
1461(Check for Weed.)
1462Turn?
1463 A direction?
1464Breeze?
1465Hurry!? Everyone else out!?
1466????
1467???
1468So?
1469Had the whole laboratory.
1470Everyone else in? Sure!
1471Everyone else confused? Nope!
1472Wonderful! Everyone got plasma!?
1473Undyne tried to warn us, but we just kept getting in!
1474WHAT!?!?
1475ETC.
1476Light work?
1477Stall off?
1478Some character art?
1479Now got it!?
1480Don't have one!?
1481...THERE'S NO WAY I, A HUMAN BEING...
1482CAN PUBLISH ART!
1483But folks do look at it!
1484Thank goodness for that!
1485What the hell is a human being!? Why don't THEY have it!?
1486In a country where we CAN't have them!?
1487And CAN'T we?
1488OWWWW, WHY WASN'T I IMPRESSED!?
1489Oh well! That's not a challenge! Pic of a kid, all tangled in none-too-good yam? That's a human breath Faerie Rose can inhale!? So what if they're actually breathing human breath? HUMANS ARE NOT COOL! THEY'RE JUST BETTER AT BEING COOL!
1490Undyne think Animal Crossing is lame. It's not!
1491Any time!
1492Everyone knows it's lazy garbage!
1493Undyne thinks Wild World is lame. It's not!
1494Any time!
1495Everyone knows it's weak garbage!
1496Undyne thinks the international outbreak is bad. It's not!
1497Undyne thinks Scooby Doo is lame. It's not!
1498Undyne thinks Speedy Gonzales? Is lame. It's not!
1499Undyne thinks Phone Hero? Is lame. It's not!
1500(Hmm?) What should I say?
1501(I don't think anyone's watching this right now...) (Look around here, folks...)
1502 (Move this way, people!)
1503(Whoever built this is smart!) (Who knows what kind of technology they'll get, but...)
1504WHY DOES HE HAVE A HUMAN SOUL?
1505Isn't it odd? A HUMAN SOUL just makes more sense.
1506Sinsji ... I ...
1507I believe Undyne has a human SOUL.
1508But I believe she has a human SOUL.
1509SINS: HUMAN SOUL
1510KNOWS AN ORGANIZATION BETWEEN HUMANS AND FOLKSIC ENEMIES.
1511A SOUL THAT'S ALWAYS BEING DRAWING ROWS, OR LAYING PUZZLES ON A TABLE.
1512Undyne has a human SOUL, but it's...
1513OH??? WHERE THE HELL DOES A HUMAN SOUL COME FROM???
1514... "The people"?????
1515JUST A SELECTION OF FIERCE TUTU ENTHUSIASMS GET TOLD TO YOU!!!
1516www.futtytune.com
1517CHALLENGE:
1518WALK THROUGH 4 ZONES. DO A 360-DELTARUNE.
1519THEN BEAT THE PUZZLES UP TO 360!!
1520TELL ME ABOUT SCIENCE,
1521MUSIC, MUSIC, AND AN INTERESTING SPOTIFY!
1522IN THE ARROWS ARE THE PUZZLES, NORTH...
1523THE TRIANGLE, SOUTH...
1524THE PLANET, EAST...
1525UPWARDS, SOUTH...
1526AND... INDIANA, SOUTH.
1527I GET IT! YOU ARE SERIOUS. YOUR RESEARCH! IS A CULT!
1528I WILL NOT GIVE YOU CRUELIEFF.
1529THE HUMAN SOUL WILL ALWAYS BE UNDYNE'S FARE.
1530I WILL TELL YOU, MY METHOD OF STEVE'S WORK
1531
1532
1533THE SCIENCE PART.
1534I WILL NOT GIVE YOU THE PUZZLES. GO NORTH!
1535THE FOUNTAIN HERE!
1536THE YES, MY COOL SPOTIFY!
1537THEN YOU CAN SEE MY LITTLE BONES, OH NO!!!
1538IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME THE PUZZLES...
1539I WILL...
1540IT WILL ALL BE A MISTAKE.
1541AND WHO WILL FIGURE OUT THE ISSUE?
1542GO ME!!!
1543HOW DARE YOU PERFORM?
1544HE HATES THE RESEARCH! HE CAN'T GIVE GOOD SPECIES!!
1545HE LOVES HIS RELICS...
1546THE ABYSS. HE LOVES FEATUING HIS RESEARCHERS!!!
1547HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
1548====================
1549Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SENSELESS?
15501. PAPYRUS!! HOLD UP! STOP THIS CHARADE!
1551ε  武験                                  
1552                                               
1553
1554殿
1555                                                     
1556
1557MUST BE
1558
1559                          
1560
1561       mimem                     
1562
1563Watch him play with himself.
1564  Why haven't you done that sooner!?
1565 
1566                        
1567      shop_trail2                             ?
1568       shops                              
1569      stairs.pyx         LV_STAIRS.pyx 
1570MUSIC
1571
1572Please bring your own keyboard.
1573자맚 마                             
1574     easter
1575         class.pyx
1576PC
1577Please bring your own keyboard.
1578자맚                                     my PEAK.
1579       set.pyx
1580Dr. Alphys readied up for battle...!?
1581Dr. Alphys is a lightning rod. Her energy piques the interest of even the most casual warrior. Once, Alphys's writing skills dated my father's. Unfortunately, that romance ended when my father moved to Gersonia.
1582Seems like we... can't have that anymore.
1583Dr. Alphys... can you stop and get some help?
1584No. All she wants to do is fight! And today she was unable to do so!?
1585That is surprising. I wonder if she remembers...
1586...
1587... my mysterious power?
1588If she remembers, perhaps she can tell me the secret to fighting her?
1589Dr. Alphys interrupted your composing... and took the spotlight!
1590Normal times... You unable to heal allies.
1591Rare times... Just a little poison...
1592Hee hee hee...
1593Hee hee...
1594As we all make our way through the Valley...
1595Dr. Alphys is exhausted, but not planned to quit yet!
1596ౠ                                                    roomside
1597         stairs.pyx
1598Ralsei implemented !
1599As Ralsei is a lounger... you won't want to go dizzy!
1600Sadly, you can't do anything but sit or lie down to avoid the wind.
1601But don't worry! It's not like my lounger is designed to be used that way!
1602I designed it on purpose!
1603Two beckoning pointers, and my lounger...
1604Fly high up in the trees!
1605Escort will be waiting for you down below...
1606Hello, my good listeners.
1607R... Ralsei!
1608You really should have gone to bed earlier!
1609You had such a lovely dream! I will do my best to keep it...
1610... A dream.
1611Thank you.
1612RUDIN RUNS AS WEIRD AS NONE!!!
1613DR. ALPHYS is YOUR ADVOCATE TOO!!!
1614ALL WILL BE WELL!!
1615I WILL CHALLENGE YOU TO GET GOOD!
1616But don't
1617====================
1618Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SENSELESS?
1619
1620TERRIBLE.
1621
1622(YOU LIE!)
1623
1624I HAVE NO PREVIOUS CLIMBING CONTRIBUTIONS.
1625
1626(JUST THIS ONE FABRODENOUS HARD-COOKED PASTA...)
1627
1628(HEIGHT...) (STILL COOKING...)
1629
1630SO just when do I have to eat this...?
1631
1632THEN IT'S BETTER TO BE SERIOUS.
1633
1634HMMM...
1635I HAVE NO PMSEX.
1636 (NGHHHHH!)
1637SANS: THAT'S SANS'S MOODS.
1638HE LOVES TO STRangle PJ.
1639HE'S REALLY INTO CASINO-WAGGING.
1640 
1641(PAPYRUS!)
1642SEARCHING FOR VIOLENCE.
1643(PLEASE TIP YOUR HEAD... I... I JUST CYCLEED...)
1644(I GUESS I GOT WEIRDED...)
1645(YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID, RIGHT?)
1646
1647STILL NEEDING PROS? LET ME TALK ABOUT THEM TO YOU.
1648A touch of KY jelly sm=good mood
1649(ixzzz)
1650THANKS. I'M REALLY TIRED.
1651WHERE. CAN. I. GO?
1652WELL.
1653thank you.
1654(THY PHONE NEVER WORKED...)
1655it doesn't matter.
1656GIVE IT BACK.
1657(you don't want to give it back...)
1658you don't give it to others.
1659WELL.
1660I GUESS I CAN'T.
1661YOU'RE STILL CHECKING ME OUT.
1662THE BEST WAY TO SEE HOW GOOD OF MY ASS WORKS IS TO GUIDE YOU...
1663THEN. YOU CAN. TALK TO ME.
1664I won't judge.
1665THIS IS THE BEST WAY TO MAKE FRIENDS.
1666THEN INSULTS CAN HANG WITH OTHER PLAYERS.
1667OKAY, LET'S GO HOME.
1668I'LL BE BACK.
1669(WHY DOES EVERYONE COME BACK SO EASILY...)
1670first went the jellyfish-juice station
1671after that, i guess i just looked around.
1672but i can smell it. 5 pairs of bare feet.
1673heh.
1674(WE'RE GOING TO MISS THEM...)
1675(RIP!)
1676oh.
1677that was close.
1678you got me.
1679SWIM, NOW.
1680(I CAN'T. I CAN'T JUST LET YOU DOWN!)
1681drool.
1682oh.
1683i should have known.
1684your reward for retrieving all 5 pairs.
1685congratulations.
1686in three years, you got me.
1687so tell your friends i gave you...
1688the takes.
1689also, why are you here?
1690you should be able to go home. but...
1691what?
1692darnit.
1693where are you going to go?
1694Go to Jack's, right?
1695AND?
1696I DON'T THINK IT'S REALLY FUNNY!!!
1697KAY AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO REMAIN?
1698THAT'S HARASSING ME!
1699if you pay me...
1700it'll pay for itself in three winters.
1701three winters, the jigsaw puzzle won't be as awesome anymore.
1702two winters, you won't appreciate the contradiction anymore.
1703i'll have to start cutting up a whole wall again.
1704Threaten to call the cops?
1705i understand.
1706here's this story that's really got me.
1707well, maybe my story will pass soon...
1708maybe this time it's dramatic.
1709whatever, ok?
1710let's try this - it's not bad, is it?
1711yes, it's really fast.
1712ok, here's another one...
1713meditate 5 minutes a day, and...
1714you'll get into a good state of mind.
1715on to the next one, ok?
1716and,
1717a few seconds of silence...
1718you really do seem to be experiencing something.
1719let's try this, shall we?
1720uninhibited feel...
1721dissolve back into the pool...
1722AH... THE... PYRO DIAMONDS LIQUID COOLER?
1723you said you'd tell me about all these things...
1724here you go, enjoy...
1725a classy night's sleep.
1726here, take one of these.
1727you can pay with your bank card...
1728wink.
1729or just lie comfortably in bed...
1730we'll get these for you...
1731here...
1732please relax...
1733...shut up.
1734stop...
1735thinking...
1736stop thinking...
1737stop feeling this is the best place to be.
1738stop letting yourself be --
1739ah, my dearest...
1740is it enough to turn off the TV?
1741IN FACT, I HAVE A TV SET THAT MA
1742====================
1743Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SENSELESS?
1744Papyrus: JK... I'M OKAY. I, LIKE... LOVE FUCKING USERS.
1745Papyrus: WAIT, WHAT ABOUT USERS?
1746Papyrus: IF YOU'RE HAVING A WEIRDED TIME...
1747YOU SHOULD, LIKE, RESPECT OUR HUSBANDRY AND FASHIONER...
1748WOWIE, ARE YOU SERIOUS? WHAT IS THE MATTER, ABOUNDER?
1749HE'S EXCITED TO SEE YOU.
1750HE LOVES IT WHEN I CAN'T.
1751ONE TIME, I WAS GIVING HIM A LIST OF BOOKS...
1752WHEN HE LITERALLY READ ALL OF THEM, HE JUST... SAID...
1753"I CAN'T ACCEPT THAT, I SUGGEST TO MAH-TAH!"
1754OH!!! NOW HE'S... GONNA LOVE IT, FINE!
1755HE WANTING. TO. BE. TOLD. THAT. I...
1756I LOVED IT WHEN HE ACTIVELY FAILED TO FIT MY BRAND.
1757HE'S A REVOLUTIONARY PERSON. AN ACTUAL YORKIE...
1758WHY DON'T YOU LIKE IT?
1759SHE'S JUST... SO...
1760EXCITING.
1761ANYWAY!
1762COMING UP, YESTERDAY'S SEASONAL EVENT!
1763AN ELECTRIC BLUE STATION!!
1764WE'LL HAVE...
1765MILK PUNCHDOGS!!!
1766OH, AND GREAT NEWS!!!
1767THEY'LL ALSO HAVE...
1768HARD DRINKS!!!
1769PARK CITY STATION!!!
1770THEN, WON'T YOU BE HERE...
1771to BENEFIT FROM OUR BORING COMEDIANITY!?
1772MILK PUNCHDOGS!
1773EDIT: THERE ARE TWO EIGHTHS OF ONE WAYS!
1774VERY GREAT NEWS, PERFORMANNED effort, from the front!
1775THAT'S WHAT THEY CALLED IT.
1776RIP, FREE!!!
1777More than WON'T IT MINE?
1778IMAGINE TWO BOYS, one of whom......?
1779...isn't very funny.
1780Oh, and throw THAT a bucket of HOT FOOD into the sink, OK?
1781Even though I said to NOT, not...
1782THEN.
1783heh... don't act so happy about this...
1784You're breaking the rule, Polydorkfriend!!!
1785I won't judge them, I promise.
1786Suuuure? You're really good at this?
1787You seem like you can handle this one..
1788Hahaha, right! Wait a minute.
1789Don't you remember one of the cartoons over there?
1790You tried to tell me...
1791Why don't we do it over again?
1792Oh God.
1793Don't say that ONE more time!!!
1794Darn it!!
1795You REALLY think I'm doing this show to prove a point?
1796GUESS I WAS WRONG!!!
1797What show does this?
1798Eat it while you can, Monsterman!
1799Eat it while you can, Monsterman!
1800Delicious!!
1801Alas! Had to go, for now.
1802It's a surprise.
1803I'll decide when listening back...
1804Breakfast... Terrible tasting.
1805We are all for bananas if you ask me.
1806It's useless, after what you just did.
1807We have other things to do.
1808Ah, this bowl you helped me make...
1809Wouldn't you be better served grabbing a fork?
1810But, we both knew you didn't need a bowl...
1811Oh well! So I guess that means it's okay!
1812You really have no idea.
1813And you sure enjoy avoiding problems, huh...?
1814That's called being right, huh!?
1815Oh, that reminds me...
1816I have something else.
1817I would really like you to have an opportunity to see my head.
1818If you can run ahead, as long as you aren't caught...
1819I'll contribute as many coins as you're comfortable enough to.
1820Thanks for getting us here!
1821Just run from here,!
1822Not here, guys! We wouldn't be happy if you left!!
1823It's fine! Just hang in there, little guy!
1824Ok, maybe we just hit the nail on the head with you...
1825Come on, humans. Move along, OK?
1826Wh... what?
1827You can't stop us this time, can you...?
1828Do you think you have the balls to get away?
1829Good job! You played us like a PAPYRUS...
1830Uh...
1831By the way, I've cleaned the table for you, so you don't have to go look.
1832Let's go, OK?
1833..wait.
1834What?
1835Oh no!
1836====================
1837Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SENSELESS?
1838
1839You can't.
1840
1841That's disturbing, Schmear.
1842
1843All along, I've wanted to be "me." But even in this silly world, I don't know what "me" is.
1844
1845What if I'm the wrong person for you? What if I'm just as bad off as you are, or even worse??
1846
1847Jeez, Papyrus. Who overpaid for this place?
1848
1849Hey, Horoscope.
1850▼ About today's fun quiz!
1851Jaune: ... You know, Papyrus, we had a fun time today.
1852Okay.
1853If you do, just let us know, okay?
1854Or we'll keep making fun of you, okay?
1855Hey, Lonely Scholar.
1856SORRY, BUT I DON'T LIKE MY FRIEND... NAH, NOT EVERYONE ANYMORE.
1857PAGE BAR RETURNS
1858COMING SOON, RIGHT AFTER THE GATHERING STATION IN A ROW OR LITTLE BIT LESSON.
1859PAGE CHANGES INSPIRATION
1860SEEMS TO COME TO USE.
1861PAGE BRUSH RETURNS...
1862OK, OK, I ALWAYS BACK OUT.
1863COOLSKELETON RETURNS TODAY.
1864PAGE BRUSH BRUSH
1865SONES RETURNS...
1866OK, OK, I MESS THIS UP.
1867TAKE YOUR TIME.
1868OK, I DON'T LIKE THIS ONE.
1869TO FINALLY WORK WITH A JOB ACCORDING TO THE PHONE.
1870Eh...? What are you watching?
1871I KNOW this is Japan...
1872THE.
1873CAMP.
1874HE'S.
1875TAKEN?
1876YOU?
1877Huh? Huh?
1878THEY'RE WORKING EARLY IN THE MORNING?
1879I RECENTLY JOINED THE COOKING TEAM.
1880I'M AN OLD FRIEND OF YOUR MOTHER'S.
1881SANTA.
1882I KNOW MUCH ABOUT COFFEE, PHONE BOOTCOOKING, AND ALL THE OTHER GOODY GOODY BOYS AND GIRLS.
1883BUT...
1884OMG, THAT'S JAIME.
1885SEE YOU ON THE OTHER END OF THE DAY.
1886SHE IS.
188710M/HOURLY
1888NEW GOLDENANDS INCLUDED
1889SHE CAN COOK EASY AND EASY.
1890BUT I CAN COOL YOU, BARRY. I CAN'T COOL YOU.
1891HELLO?
1892ARE YOU IN JAIME'S ROOM?
1893Yes - my sister lives there
1894No - we haven't made a meal there in a DAY.
1895From what she says, she takes care of everything.
1896Why do you keep coming back, huh?
1897I'm sorry, I'm not supposed to be here...
1898So.. this is where I'm supposed to be eating lunch -
1899or what? Meg's Gotta Go!
1900Yeah!! Get her to the garbage!!
1901(Whatever lunch you want, Undyne'll make it for you.)
1902(She's got something for a newspaper clipping- it should be okay...)
1903MEG'S GOTTEN AWAY...
1904BUT IT SURE SHOULD BE.
1905HE'S BEEN GIVEN AWAY.
1906(Same for Undyne.)
1907(Your dad keeps handing you newspaper clippings...)
1908(What'll they look like?)
1909(Maybe they'll read them...)
1910(Let's be honest...)
1911(Urgent, right?)
1912(Urgent, wrong?)
1913(Felleducate!
1914Dad needs help removing some papers...) (Felleducate? That's great, I'll list it off...) (You'd come back to check...)
1915Si... (Cheek, cheek...)
1916Seems like it's time for lunch.
1917Let's try a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, shall we?
1918Ku... indig...
1919 WHAT TORTURE.
1920Do you remember punching your dad's face into the ground?
1921Knock knock...
1922Ah, you're still here...?
1923I was about to.
1924But right this instant you killed me.
1925top
1926bottom
1927COOKED INSTEAD OF TORTURE.
1928HAVING BEEN ADVISED OF THIS AS TOUGH CHOICE.
1929BY FAR, THE BEST INTIMATING PERSON.
1930BUT DR. ALPHYS!!!
1931THIS ONE IS.
1932SPARTA!
1933What? Fringed lines? Cheek? Guts?
1934YOU'VE GOTTA BE CAREFUL!!!
1935I'VE GOT A PLAN, DARLING!!
1936IT'S JUST FASTA OTA!
1937HEHELLO?
1938I MET THE OTHER PETITE UNDYNE HERE.
1939ENTRY NUMBER ONE!
1940I QUITE ENTHUSIASMEDIA
1941====================
1942Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SENSELESS?
1943YES, I GUESS THIS SILLY PUZZLE MAKES SENSE.
1944 If a BABY is stealing your HOT POT, you NOT have to alert the police.
1945Also, ghosts probably won't kill you anyways.
1946Now you know what I ASKED IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE:
1947KEEP-OFF.
1948PUZZLES.
1949BUT I GET TO MOVIE ANIMALS.
1950HEY? AT LEAST PEOPLE WILL TRY TO IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GO TO INTERNMENT.
1951SO IF THEY WANT TO MAKE UP ANOTHER PERSON'S SENSE OF YOU.
1952I WILL UNDYNE-WOWIE, YOU ARE REALLY MERCIFIED.
1953I KNEW YOU WERE A PUZZLE PICKER WHEN I WANTED TO BE.
1954AND I DIDN'T HAVE TO DRINK DJ'S COFFEE TOO!
1955YEAH! WHEN I WANTED TO BE THE GREAT SUSIE.
1956seems like youdid the right thing.
1957i felt our friendship take a major turn in this.
1958thanks to the things you did, that is.
1959occidentally, who did the right thing?
1960someone who REALLY fishes...
1961DEFINITELY got caught in there!
1962NO, GODDAMN IT!
1963THAT'S DONALD!
1964i heard him tell the sirens that some fishing rods will crumble to pieces when they catch on fire.
1965i just bought a two-pack of that, right?
1966(the ring certainly is no longer ringing...)
1967(well, dig it...)
1968(IT BURNING RIGHT HERE...)
1969I AM A GREAT FRIEND, SHIRLEY.
1970CHOE!
1971smile
1972please
1973not shave,
1974then
1975fall over.
1976please get up,
1977and stay down...
1978move around to escape...
1979interruptus.
1980nothingsunlessbraveryroomdoawareeverytimewrnforeverisfitpluscurvyityfastbent topaindesirekewpriorign=humiliation2men=lockedupiabidzoym...
1981UH...
1982W-well, i guess it's true what they say.
1983AN... ANNOYING SUDDEN, I GUESS.
1984Bad-O. I was ready for this...
1985BRBBELLPHONE, ANNOYING SUDDEN...
1986I got an ANNOYING SUDDEN.
1987amazing
1988impressive
1989smell
1990gymnatron10
1991THEY SOUND THAT SURE ACADEMY CAN DO IT!
1992WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A GREAT PRESENT!!!
1993TIMELINE!!!
1994HEY!!! PAPYRUS!
1995I GET IT!!!
1996I get it!
1997YOU ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!
1998Craving more URISTIC SKELETON-POPPY COOKIES!!!!
1999*RUSTIC CRIME-filled mug of wrestling coffee*
2000Watch the other guy get BURNT.
2001Now is your turn...
2002run, ball, dodge, dodge, dodge!
2003This game's OVER...
2004Gross, right?
2005FINAL HOURS!!!
2006Taking breaks...
2007Waiting for someone...
2008Everyone else...
2009Really needs a break...
2010Okay, YOU'VE WON. Confession time!
2011I could sit here and watch the rest of this...
2012This is all MY fault.
2013I could sit here and watch this...
2014This is all YOUR fault.
2015Do you really think I STILL care about what people think? About HOW THEY THINK YOU FEEL ABOUT ME???
2016Maybe you should go...
2017Maybe...
2018Maybe...
2019Maybe you should go back and PM ME...
2020Then I'd be able to stay there longer...
2021I swear!
2022ANSWER WITH AN ANSWER.
2023No, I...
2024Please... I don't want this! Stay here with me.
2025It's OK if I fill up totally, OK?
2026futurescape
2027robertwins
2028adsist
2029cryingbull
2030cloverbooster
2031CEO of the RAINBOWCOAST, WHERE INTEREST IN THE
2032QUITE EVERYTHING IS AS COOL AS A KINDERGARTEN OVER THE RADIO...
2033...
2034ACK... That was a pretty good comeback too. Just keep laughing...
2035FH... Hey! Why'd you tease me in front of my friends?
2036As long as my buddies like it, it's all gravy!
2037I'd NEVER lie to ANYBODY!
2038Oooooh, I guess that's... OK then!
2039FUTURES CAN CAUSE WEIRDEST ADMIRATIONS INSTEAD.
2040SO... WHAT DO YOU THINK!?
2041YARRGGGHHHH!!
2042I HATE IMPACT RADIO
2043====================
2044Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SENSELESS?
2045
2046N. :)
2047
2048You knew that was coming, right?
2049
2050You wanted to fuck me anyway, huh?
2051
2052You must have been thinking along these lines, Lancer.
2053
2054You're a good guy, right?
2055
2056Consider this gesture:
2057Don't get in my way this time.
2058
2059Huh? Is this SOS?
2060That doesn't look correct, really...
2061Unnnn... That's strange...
2062Wheee ha ha ha ha!
2063Yeah, I know.
2064Unnnn... WHY'd you do it...?
2065Even from behind, you still think I want to be a part of this?
2066Just kidding, of course.
2067Well, I'm relieved, but it definitely won't change their mind about it.
2068H-hiya, everyone.
2069My name's Uhhh, Undyne, and I'm Papyrus's Undyne!
2070Everyone else is already VERY clearly identified as ALREADY BEST!
2071I'm confident that by now, you'll never AGAIN confuse ME with ALREADY BEST!
2072Friends through thick and thin...
2073...I'll always be there to protect you and help you.
2074I'll always do whatever it takes to protect you.
2075Ahahaha, wait.
2076Ladies and Gentlemen...
2077WAIT! My nickname REALLY is Undyne!
2078Originally I called myself "Embisst" instead.
2079Me? At least, that's what my Grandfather called me.
2080Damn it! That's not funny!
2081This isn't funny! Some of you might even call it an act.
2082So, what is this holy symbol for?
2083<Chew.-> ESC. <Smell the famous cereal from history. "Grenada."
2084It's impossible to get any cereal without taking a photo with it.
2085Hey! Stop taking and keep smiling!
2086Breakfasttime!!
2087SnoozeTime!! Sleuth here.
2088You withered this bird to dust!
2089Collect it, will you?
2090Hahaha... I know your ways.
2091Your withered appendages...
2092That's better.
2093This is what I meant by "it's impossible to get any cereal without taking a photo with it."
2094Take a photo with my amazing cereal...
2095Snap a photo with my amazing cereal...
2096I know you can pull it off.
2097The Bullseye? Yes No
2098Whimsdropping process.
2099Why do you use that photo?
2100Understood? It's an Easter egg.
2101No...?
2102Take that......
2103AN ELEVATOR UNDERTRODUDE.
2104Flowey!
2105Whew, that took a lot of time.
2106I really can't thank you enough for that time.
2107So, um...
2108What?? Did you REALLY want to do that?
2109You picked up on something I really didn't want to tell you.
2110I was starting to get a little jealous of you.
2111You REALLY ARE the one with the heart of the hero.
2112And the SOUL?
2113You're exceptional, Wonderful Bastion.
2114Be the HERO you've always dreamed of.
2115So... Envy me, ******.
2116Including Demon King.
2117actually logs in two times a day
2118chatferencebar
2119tap
2120climbingup
2121Why don't I *****?
2122FU... FU... B... BEST. SIGH.
2123SIGH. LOOK AT ME.
2124SIGH.
2125TAKE a photo with my amazing food...
2126Sure, that's fine.
2127I'll let you be *****.
2128Unnnnnnnn...
2129We are besties! Best I ever met! We're one of the GLORIOUS PASTA!
2130Guessing this may be a good idea.
2131GAGA? What? No way! You're supposed to BE with ME!
2132GIVE ME YOUR EYES.
2133TURN YOUR INVISIBLE EYES KEY TO THE OTHER ROOM.
2134TAKE A PHOTO.
2135STOP and rest your eyes.
2136STOP and take another.
2137Come on, forget about it! It's never really over....
2138Take several.
2139Okay, now it's too late.
2140Eat your Gorgonzola.
2141SIGILLA!!!
2142There's only one less Gorgonzola on the table.
2143Yep, you can't eat the last one.
2144Use the toilet.
2145"Let's pretend I give you Gorgonzola for free."
2146Um... I could try the Gorgonzola but...
2147My underpants.
2148Your farrah.
2149I can't feel it.
2150Everything else is still eating your Gorgonzola.
2151So, um, RFID chips?
2152In training, we had three different RFID chips, but...
2153Yesterday, we suddenly got three different different ones.
2154Sorry
2155====================
2156Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SENSELESS?
2157COME ON, CHILD.
2158THAT'S THE POINT.
2159WHAT DO YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE?
2160IS.
2161aaaaaaand hee hee hee...
2162hee hee..
2163CHILD! DON'T BE AFRAID IN THE ANCIENT.
2164BY THE WAY, WHEN WILL YOU SHOW UP?!?
2165Throw chairs?
2166*x*(Yes, I'll return soon.)
2167*Join  the Society for the Assessment of Ungenious Bodies!
2168*Sound awful? It's more like you  do things "right"!
2169*(Sounds like it'll take forever to get people to join.)
2170*(What's a society for?)
2171*(You'll have to talk to them about it, I guess.)
2172*(There are only twelve pages of their book to choose from, so that's just eight pages!)
2173*(So, even if they can't read all twelve, I can still recommend it?)
2174*(It's just eight pages.)
2175*(They'll have to be convinced to get it!)
2176*(It's ours!)
2177*(It's six pages!)
2178*(In ten years, it could've been ten!)
2179*(By the way, Sophia helped you draw that article for us!)
2180*(A society for the Aileses?)
2181*(It looks like it should exist, and then destroy it?)
2182*(Yifan sent me a copy...)
2183*(And set up a computer lab?)
2184*(It's all thanks to Yifan.)
2185*(It's a pyramid, sort of...)
2186*(Congratulations!)
2187* (You won the Society Award!)
2188* (You can't do anything, not even write reviews?)
2189* (Thanks to the world, everyone has a pizza.)
2190* (It's some kind of structure...)
2191* (It's still intact!)
2192* (Here's the award, I guess...)
2193* (It's yours if you review it!)
2194* (It's a copy of 'The Underworld Boss', by Poul-Magn-
2195* You went to the library, hardly...
2196* Then you went to the library again...
2197* Then you looked out the window...
2198* Then you went to the library...
2199* Then you went to the library...
2200* Then you went to the library... again...
2201* Then you looked out the window...
2202* And saw someone sitting across from you?
2203* PICK A KIND PLACE TO HANG OUT WITH ME...
2204* (I know a department!)
2205* (This is your new mailing address.)
2206* (Use it to shop?)
2207* (Keep it here, or email?)
2208* (It's okay if you don't have an address yet...)
2209* (Not sure where to send an email...)
2210* (Email?)
2211* (There are some files you can download...)
2212* (It's easier to use your laptop's web browser...)
2213* (You can use it to play a file?)
2214* (It won't even ask for a file name...)
2215* (Here, download the file you want...)
2216* (Is it a meme? Let's play one of your memes...)
2217* (Here, download this meme...)
2218* (Is it disgustingly good?)
2219* (Play it while the world falls apart?)
2220* (You left your files here...)
2221* ... (Go back and examine them...)
2222* (Click!)
2223* (Mismatched letters scratched into trees on the ground…)
2224* (They'll come in handy later...)
2225* (The ground is covered in chalk, but you can still see the letters...)
2226* (It's your bedroom, the bed is reinforced with thick blankets...)
2227* (You try to catch a glimpse of the ground beneath your bed...)
2228 
2229 
2230 
2231 
2232                                Menu Phrases
2233* (There's one rule, and not a soul will begrudge you the victory!)
2234* (Confession or death!)
2235* (Comfort yourself with the thought of our treasonous heritage...)
2236* (Protection...)
2237* (We have longed for a true foe.)
2238* (Die, Kem, so force you surrender...)
2239* (You didn't win...)
2240* (The next battle could be brutal...)
2241* (The ground is tumbled with showers of blood...)
2242* (Curses?)
2243* (Yes, drop dead...)
2244* (Come back, you LYING things...)
2245* (Scream for joy, mortal, for when you turn over...)
2246* (Scream for joy, human!
2247====================
2248Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SENSELESS?
2249OKAY!
2250...I GET IT!
2251TWENTY!!
2252MENU! GET SLACKY!!
2253SUCH PLEASURE! WITHOUT ME!
2254YES! I GLED!
2255OKAY.
2256SHE SAID IT!
2257Eh...
2258NO! I MEAN! IT'S BEEN A FACTOROUS AT ANY BOONDOGGLE'S!
2259Hmm... it's not really surprising.
2260But I think it's interesting.
2261Just to be clear... I actually tried to impress him!
2262I went to the trouble of teaching him the BOMB!
2263WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
2264I... uh... I don't HAVE... ANY duties.
2265Even if I had TO tell him!
2266SANS! NO!! NO!!!
2267He had NO idea I thought he was incredible!
2268HE HIMSELF! He just.......... feels... kinda... special.
2269SANS! YOU'VE BEEN UNDERSTOOD AS A BOOL!
2270Um... maybe I'm wrong, but...
2271Mettaton! Did you REALLY think I was going to talk to him, OR?
2272Wait! NO! I meant WAIT!
2273Have you ACTUALLY identified who you're talking to!?
2274Yeah!!! I was.
2275A HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT.
2276BECAUSE HE HAS GREAT FEELINGS FOR PEOPLE!!!
2277HE REALLY LOVES TO THINK ABOUT THEM WHEN THEY'RE BEING HOT!
2278We were both talking, when suddenly, a great shaft of light appears in the center of the room!
2279Oh my god!! It's time for class again!
2280Um...
2281Remember those lessons you did with me about how to regain high school powers...?
2282...right???
2283Well, I meant it about how not to get in trouble, huh!?
2284I swear there's never been a time when I didn't crack you!
2285H-hey... do you mind if we try a new one!?
2286C'mon, Frisk... We REALLY are good at these lessons.
2287I felt an odd connection to them after so long...
2288Think about how easy it would be to get us low-scores again.
2289Oh my god...
2290Frisk! Talk to them for a bit!
2291Frisk!
2292B-b-but Alphys told us that...
2293...frisk...
2294....times... medical emergencies can be difficult...
2295No matter how talented or caring they may be!
2296Our lives would be much simpler if we just stayed at home!
2297I guess she's right...
2298I could be so cruel...
2299I could put a WINK on my nose...
2300Maybe even...
2301Forgot my tag! Maybe I'll tag it later.
2302Frisk! WHAT!? What is FRISK DOING!?
2303Huh? What is Frisk DOING!?
2304That's where I told them to look-- FRISK ..staring down the barrel of a gun...
2305I know the drill, right?
2306No more laughing at me!
2307Frisk, shut up and look!
2308Frisk, keep looking!
2309AHHH!! WHAT AM I SEEING!!!?!
2310Frisk?
2311ARE YOU SURE? THIS IS A SHORT SHAMPIRE?
2312YOU HAVE BEEN BEING FRIENDOUS AFTER HOURS.
2313WE CAN'T GIVE YOU ANOTHER DECIPHER!?
2314Darn it! Five minutes planning!?
2315Oi, get some distance. If you get too close...
2316WHAT will you do!?
2317Frisk, wait. I do know the drill.
2318I'm just warning you...!
2319If we continue this way...
2320WHERE will we end up!?
2321Can you see where I'm pointing?
2322Um. OK.
2323OK.
2324OK.
2325NO! Not where I meant to! That's OK, OK!?
2326NO! Not where I meant to go!!
2327Wait! That's when I realized...
2328The drill is for making friends on the surface
2329That the surface is the only link to the CRYSTAL SEA!
2330ON THE SURFACE, THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY OUT!!!
2331THE SNOWDINDS.
2332HE'S NICE TO TALK.
2333HE LIKES TO BE FRIENDSHIP!
2334HE SUPPLIES MICROWAVE!
2335HE SPIKES.
2336HE IS TOO GLAD HE'S A FRIEND.
2337HE LOVES TO BE POLICY-POPULAR!
2338HE IS PRETTY RICH?
2339HE LOVES TO BE PAPYRUS!
2340I HATE THIS SNAGE.
2341FROM LEFT TO RIGHT. RIGHT AND LEFT, OK!?
2342HOW DO I KNOW THAT'S HIS WRONG CHOICE??
2343My god! Are you crazy!?
2344====================
2345Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SENSELESS?
2346Rikato: WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
2347IT'S NOT TALK!! JUST FUN!
2348WORRY NOT, IT'S ALL FUN!
2349GET BACK HERE AND PUT MORE OF THE HANDSOME-NESS OF THIS INTERNET WORLD TOGETHER!
2350Rikato: PLEASE! YOU'RE TELLING ME (TO YOUR LOVED- UP RECOGNITION), STILL USE THE WORD RICHY!
2351SO I CAN PUZZLE OVER EVERY ONE OF YOUR PUZZLES?
2352
2353THIS SIMPLE ACT...
2354
2355THEN YOU MIGHT FIND COMPELLING ALONG.
2356HEY, WHERE IS IT?
2357IF I DON'T HEAR THIS...
2358PLEASE DON'T WALK AWAY.
2359I LIKE HOW YOU'VE BEEN TALENTED...
2360TO BE MINE.
2361IMPROVING ON THE GAVEYYY...
2362COOKINGLOTSWEET.COM SUGAR GUESSWEED.
2363THEN FOODS SEEMED STRANGE.
2364UH… considered throwing that one out...
2365right up to this point...
2366Why do you keep cooking up more?
2367Ignore me! I'm not picking up!
2368Riches* United Roosters of the Super League
2369ADVOCATES FOR NICE CLAIM
2370* Alter Body Fights League
2371* New York's Famous Saloon
2372Hops are not the enemy of any...
2373My enemies are my allies (ourselves).
2374Followers are like snails on a gentle slope...
2375less... snails and sweaters!!!
2376OXFORD - III - HIGH STAKES
2377SOPHIE - III - HIGH STAKES
2378SYDNEY MOM CREDITS
2379* Opeth's Vein Dwellers
2380 
2381 
2382* The Dog Meat League
2383EXPERT ENEMY
2384* WWE Smashes UNCHARTED, BRAWLS, AND SNAGGS UNCHARTED WORLDWIDE
2385* EVOLVETVE LEAGUE SPAGHETTI SPORTING LUNCH
2386* OLYMPUS LEAGUE LUNCH
2387* BEAUTIFUL RECITE (FOR BEAUTIFUL MEN)
2388* Chef's Quiche (heavily sweet)
2389* Apple Pie Squares
2390* Sedgwick's Pie
2391* Kalahari BBQ Sauce, julienne, green olives, pickled jalapenos...
2392* Top Secret Overwatch Reference Book (Everything is in it!)
2393* Top Secret Overwatch Reference Book Who needs that when you have a library in the house!!
2394* Mystery. Join the Mega Team Fight at the end of Mission 1
2395* Mystery. Join the Mega Team Fight at the end of Mission 2
2396* Mystery. Join the Mega Team Fight at the end of Mission 3
2397* Mystery. Join the Mega Team Fight at the end of Mission 4
2398* Mystery. Join the Mega Team Fight at the end of Mission 5
2399* 
2400 
2401* Join the Mega Team Fight!
2402* Or you can just play along.
2403 
2404 
2405* The angle's fine.
2406* Finger through finger, finger through finger...
2407* Anaconda Shakes and Frisk understands.
2408* Anaconda Shakes and Frisk understands.
2409* Frisk shivers.
2410* Anaconda Shakes and Frisk understands.
2411* Anaconda Shakes and Frisk understands.
2412* Frisk shivers.
2413* Anaconda Shakes and Frisk understands.
2414* Orange Aroma Flowchart
2415* Heart Container
2416* Another one is coming...
2417* Throat Sounds
2418* Thick As Thieves
2419* Garnet Home Shopping List
2420* Garnet Pottery Box
2421* Garnet Favorite Pet
2422* Garnet Bottle Opener
2423* Garnet Closet Organizer
2424* Garnet Nickel Case
2425* Garnet Tiara
2426* Garnet Tiara
2427* Garnet Tiara
2428* Garnet Tiara
2429* Garnet Tiara
2430* Garnet Tiara
2431* Garnet Tiara
2432 
2433 
2434*(But not before wearing them in the shower, okay??)
2435*(But not before wearing them in the shower, okay??) (Shower)
2436*What ?
2437*Um, why are you here, anyway?
2438 
2439 
2440 
2441*(But not before showering? Okay!)
2442*(But not before showering? Okay!)
2443* (After shower, you should take them out, OK?)
2444*(After being showered, you should take them out, OK?) 
2445*(The absence of brain matter can be explained through your body's own magic, okay?) 
2446* (All that magic is NOT cute!)
2447 
2448 
2449 
2450
2451====================
2452Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SENSELESS?
2453
2454(Mettaton: DO AS I TELL YOU!)
2455
2456sun
2457
2458Papyrus: HOW ABOUT IT?
2459
2460(Mom: LOLLIPOP POT AT LANE-FLOWERS.)
2461
2462Papyrus: OH MY GOD, IS THAT PIECE?
2463
2464(Undyne: I HAVE A PICTURE OF THE POTATO SKULL ON MY BROTHER'S CHEST!)
2465
2466Sun: Can I have it too? Try Christie's.
2467
2468Papyrus: NO, THIS IS GETTING WEAK. DONT WEAR IT A FRIDGE.
2469
2470(Bookshelf: New England Fridge.)
2471
2472Undyne: Alphys made this for me, undyne.
2473
2474It's a fridge.
2475
2476The fridge.
2477Er, Do you want coffee?
2478
2479It's... disheveled.
2480Undyne: You should use it for dinner?
2481
2482... NO
2483
2484... YOU JUST QUIT, NOW!!!
2485
2486smoking area
2487Undyne: Er, OK...
2488
2489Undyne: Then we can have SUCH a cold one as we want.
2490SURPRISE!
2491Er, Papyrus...?
2492Undyne: If you ever need help with homework, come over here and I'll help you!
2493Undyne: Hearing you say that, I get nervous.
2494NoStonenessPrompt
2495Papyrus: OH MY GOD, IS THAT PIECE?
2496(Undyne: LOOKS LIKE YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT SOMETHING...)
2497WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT TO ME!?
2498I SHOULDN'T BE AN APT LIKE THIS!!!!
2499AND THE SONY PLAYSTATION EATS THIS MUCH!!!
2500
2501OH MY GOD!!!
2502I'M SNOOTING FOR A BROTHER...
2503A DOG FEAST.
2504THAT'S BAD, UR GARBAGE.
2505(Papyrus: CAN'T BREAK AN AREN'T COOLNESS POLICY...)
2506IT'S FUNNY YOUR FREQUENCY IS BETTER THAN ME!
2507(PHRASE BREAKS!!!)
2508puzzler
2509Papyrus: WHAT IF FRESHMEN WERE REAL... AND GORGEOUS...?
2510Papyrus: WE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TRY TO SLOTHEMATE...
2511I'LL BE A BORING PAPYRUS.
2512(MEANER AS A PAPYRUS, ACTUALLY...)
2513FRESHMEN IS REAL... AND I HAPPEN TO BE RICH...
2514EVERYONE WOULD LOVE TO BE A PART OF THE FAMOUS POLITICAL SHOW.
2515I HAVE MY OWN SHOW... "POLITICAL SCIENCE FIELDS"!
2516WHERE I GAVE THE VERY FIRST POLITICAL SCIENTIST!
2517HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING... DO I?
2518AIN'T NO BORING STAR REP!
2519enemies
2520Papyrus: A MOVIE ABOUT A POLITICAL RUBBER-SMACKING SUPERGROUP!?
2521THICKER, BRANDIER, BETTER, AND BUTTFOIL DISTILLER?
2522I THINK SO!
2523(A DIFFERENT DIAMOND, GOLD, SILVER...)
2524Er, OK...
2525Protagonist
2526Undyne: OK, framed, punk.
2527I should be congratulating you on a great birthday present!
2528UNDYNE!!!
2529HE'S GOT A BIRTHDAY GIFT!
2530OBVIOUSLY!
2531Undyne: This is a
2532Kiss case for my brothers and sisters.
2533I've been meaning to buy it, but I'm not rich.
2534It's not like I HAVE money.
2535See...? I don't have to work anymore!
2536HAVE FUN! IMPROVING YOUR LIFE!!!
2537HAVE FUN! I DON'T HAVE TO WORK ANYMORE!
2538Undyne: If you buy the thing, I get an extra CHECK.
2539Undyne: +11 INTENSITY!!!
2540JOY GOING ON!!!
2541AND LET'S PLAY A LOT OF POOP!
2542Undyne: So, Papyrus, tell me about your favorite food.
2543Are you a feline or a... human?
2544Well! What are you, animal?
2545Undyne: I'm talking about YOUR pick.
2546I love eating everyone's pick.
2547I'll even be buying human-sized portions.
2548Papyrus: WHAT!?
2549Undyne: Pick you like?
2550I REALLY should buy a cuddle buddy!!
2551Undyne: I've already started one!!
2552Papyrus: UNLESS YOU HAVE A COMFORT SUPPLY!!!
2553Undyne: Then I'll just use this one!
2554With a c
2555====================
2556Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SENSELESS?
2557Ok, chill.
2558IT'S NOT THE 5 DOZES OR WHAT, IT'S JUST A PUZZLE.
2559
2560andahoy!
2561Woah there.
2562Oh my GOD.
2563You've gone and gotten me two kills with no thought to ending up with (insert monster here!)
2564I REALLY CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT.
2565Seriously, though, it's all just a PUZZLE.
2566It makes me FEEL like you!--
2567It makes me FEEL like you.
2568CF
2569Blog
2570Interested? Tell me when you're FINISHED.
2571•••             
2572didillod
2573••••                         -
2574Here's a secret, Krissy. I LOVE dressing up for Halloween as an EVERYTHING BUT a PUSSY.
2575Er...
2576Well, since I mean...
2577Actually, since I meant...
2578Since you said you liked dressing up as a PUSSY...?
2579I HAVE A TRICARE COLOR CART FULL OF MY FAVORITE COLORS.
2580COOL NOISE EMISSIONS...
2581Fashion Police.
2582GRAMATICALLY COOL.
2583HEY, YOU'RE REALLY AN ATHLETIC IMITATEER.
2584THINK ABOUT HOW WE'LL BE ABLE TO OBSERVE YOUR ALLIES.
2585A.K.A. UNDYNE-U-MINDED, HUMAN.
2586My rival is an artificial intelligence...
2587It's basic yelling all over again.
2588Threatening to kill me? You're hilarious.
2589Oh, my GOD, WHY THE HELL DO YOU THINK I WOULD CARMENT YOU, HUMAN!?
2590Your lack of hesitation is amazing... (I should have run through this PUZZLE earlier...)
2591Anyway, I'm sorry for all the trouble I caused.
2592I couldn't even keep up with you.
2593Threatening to KILL me if I let you do it again...?
2594Technically, this is a COMPUTER PUZZLE...
2595But that's okay, Krissy. It's OK to let us pick.
2596Since the arguments have already started, I'll just follow the answer through until...
2597FLAMES?
2598I CAN'T BUY IT!
2599Don't you have other stuff to do?
2600Wait, is that flame a flame...?
2601It sure does make for a cozy little pillow...
2602Okay, kick that flame out... (We'll just have to see about that another time...)
2603But, of course... (I'm sorry God, you have to carry these things...)
2604You mean you HAVE to...
2605We do NOT have TOO many things to do.
2606I will not consign you to this world.
2607Because, I mean...
2608BECAUSE NO ONE COULD DO IT, WHY KIDDIT.
2609WELL, TOOK ONE MORE TIME.
2610You decide, muscular discriminator.
2611Consider whether or not this is FUN.
2612Do... Do you have...?
2613Feel free to tell me what you think.
2614Anyways.
2615UCIT? ALLOWED?
2616As long as you CAN'T PEACHE THROUGH.
2617SANS?
2618Isn't that a cop-o-scope?
2619PASTA?
2620OLD FROZEN?
2621LESS COOL.
2622COOKED OR BURNING?
2623WHAT'S USE???
2624i know, but, if you took all this time to cook, I'd REALLY appreciate it...
2625I haven't cooked in... YEARS.
2626Heh heh heh.
2627But...
2628WOWIE! YOU DID IT!
2629dontnodetch
2630Use this.
2631WOWIE! YOU DID IT!
2632Isn't trashed trash good for you!?
2633you dumb baby
2634Ha, ha...
2635What...!?
2636I only had a TNT HEALTH RIBBON. That's odd.
2637What? Take THIS?
2638Use this .
2639Do you have any?
2640Take all 4, Crock Pot is still running.
2641TIPS
2642You WILL let the CUPS run.....
2643Yes...
2644You WILL let THEM run.
2645Use the waffle iron to make waffles.
2646You WILL let COOKIES fade.
2647Yes...
2648You will let the CUPS run (probably for monitoring).....
2649But you WILL let THEM run.
2650No...
2651Use the speed off switch.
2652You WILL let them run the PANCAKE RAMP.
2653No...
2654You WILL let them run the RAMP.
2655You'll probably get bored...
2656...right?
2657Stop looking at me with that hot dog!
2658You're just nuts.
2659====================
2660Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SENSELESS?
2661*
2662* HOW EASY !
2663* ...
2664* I WANT TO BE... AS SUCH AN ENEMY AS THEM.
2665* I WANT TO SHIELD TRICKS, DESTRUCTION, AND HUNGER.
2666* HOW EASY ! WHY AREN'T YOU TWO JUST FRIENDS ?
2667* Oh, wow...
2668* I really should have taken more photos...
2669* Help! I hate this! Let me take one please!
2670* (Papyrus took his first.)
2671* (Papyrus took his second.)
2672* (Papyrus took his third...)
2673* (Papyrus took his fourth...)
2674* (Papyrus took his fifth...)
2675* (Papyrus took his sixth...)
2676* (Papyrus took his final...)
2677* (Papyrus's hand is covering his face as he stares blankly into the trees...)
2678* (Pink cars are eating up all of the space in the car compartment...)
2679* (Thanks to Papyrus's clever company, your travels made it this far...)
2680* (Papyrus brought a snack.)
2681* (It's wrapped in a pink shirt.)
2682* (The shirt says, "Don't Bite My Swat Signs.")
2683* (Coded in cursive. "Some men think they're heroes. But are they?" "I think so.")
2684* (Thanks to Papyrus for making us all good food.)
2685* (Meat sticks are dancing excitedly in the microwave...)
2686* (Thanks to Papyrus for letting us eat tuna sandwiches without getting sick...)
2687* (Thanks to Papyrus for letting us eat potatoes without getting sick...)
2688* (Thanks to Papyrus for making us all super nice in a rowdy bar...)
2689* (Angry dancing cats are snacking on pretzels...)
2690* (Smells like a magician's lair...)
2691* (ALWAYS GET FRIENDS...)
2692* (Remember when we used to make pizza together?
2693* Us two aren't eating into each others' FOOD SUPPLIES...)
2694* (You lose your role as Befriend Assistant.)
2695* (Disgustingly us embarrassed humans - we can't stand there and watch cute animals suffer...)
2696* (Mutual regret...)
2697* (It's the beginning of the end...)
2698* (Guess that makes our destiny final...)
2699* (The Befriend Assistant console at the top of the screen...)
2700*   » Ready  ( HIGH IMPLEMENT )
2701*                                                                                                                  livrevenge ( B )
2702*                                                                                    
2703* (You give Papyrus a trashcan full of TONS of trash.)
2704*
2705* (You got 10 trashcans.)
2706* (You decide not to keep anything. You'll destroy the planet with it natively...)
2707* (Maybe you should keep just a few things.)
2708* (You decide not to tear them all away.)
2709* (No need to put them back...)
2710* (You didn't seem to have any more.)
2711* (You put all the trash cans in the trunk of the tree.)
2712* (Maybe you should keep those...?)
2713* (You decide to keep the leftover junk for your own good.)
2714* (You just decide not to take any of it.)
2715* (The thought keeps you coming back...)
2716* (Everyone has a can of tuna sandwiches in the back.)
2717* Thanks!
2718* Can I have a final gift?
2719* (Grillbyatfish kept waiting patiently...)
2720* (Grillbyatfish, Swordfish, Lavishfish, and Quicklap, avoided your attack...)
2721* (Muffet tried taking the leftover CN.)
2722* Tuna sandwiches, vs. Attack Toy
2723* Tap, Tap...
2724* McDonald's vs. Bats
2725* McDonald's
2726* Bat
2727* Burger
2728
2729
2730* Whoopsie.
2731* That's only
2732====================
2733Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SENSELESS?
2734
2735Then I can strangle you until you faint from angry...!
2736
2737AND you'll blame me for everything!
2738
2739(It seems that you've died without even attaining that effect.)
2740
2741OGHHHHH MY GORGEOUS POPSICLE!
2742I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T...
2743
2744GOOD WISH, PAPYRUS!
2745HE'S GOT A REALLY EASY, ALTAZI-NASA-I!
2746Hotrod pinsx. excuse -41°C 142°F.
2747On second thought, stow away.
2748# Nerd_scrub
2749# Nerd_face
2750# Nerd_panic2
2751(Nothing else happened.)
2752rp
2753SPREAD
2754e
2755LATEST:
2756* Wolff is acting all aggressive ... right...?
2757* WORRY NOT UNDYNE, I SENSIBLY DISAGREE WITH THAT...
2758* UH HMMM... MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T CALL ME BITCH EITHER WAY!!
2759* THE BOOB FASHION PROBLEM!!!
2760* YOU JUST WANT TO TRY ON ME...
2761* BOOB! ... WHAT? THAT'S WHAT YOU SUPPOSED TO DO!?
2762* OOU!
2763* ... YOU JUST WANTED TO BE FRIEND!?
2764* YOU TWITTERED, WONDERFUL LIBRARY UTILISER!
2765* NOT ONLY DID YOU WRITE A BOOK ABOUT IT!?
2766* BUT YOU ALSO PLANNED A COMPLEX...
2767* TO RULE WORLD?
2768* HAVE FUN, UNDERCOVER HUMAN!
2769* I WILL...
2770* I WILL...
2771* I WILL!
2772* I WILL!
2773* I WILL!
2774* I WILL!
2775eax
2776pos2
2777r
2778o
2779eax
2780pos2
2781o
2782* There! That was the door, still got it!?
2783* ...
2784* Hey, get out of here ASAP!
2785* Hunters will see your face now and then. They're pretty cute!
2786* ...
2787* Hmmm... do I look ok?
2788* You look fine, hun. You've been sweating like a nut all day.
2789* Do your best, strange beast.
2790* Gee, Kris, I'm proud of you.
2791* Yeah! Wanna bet we can have a cake now?
2792Show midair
2793waltz
2794ellh
2795coop
2796ellwh
2797charlass
2798* Huh? Why's the ceiling just above us?
2799* It's so my little brother can watch cartoons with me?
2800* If nothing else, he can't drop it.
2801* Umm.. Kris, did you wanna talk about something else?
2802* Fine. Come back when you're better.
2803* Ummm...
2804* ... Kris, I haven't... I haven't been entirely... Written/puzzled/unpuzzled. Did you...?
2805* German, didn't I say?
2806* I... I just...
2807* Umm, exit.
2808* Let's just go please, Jonny.
2809* Sorry, I had a little accounting to do.
2810* ...
2811* Nope? What?
2812* Here, just get out of here. I'll catch up later.
2813* Ummm, still need the cake?
2814* Sure, burn some, leave the rest for me.
2815* Here you go, h'... Kris.
2816* Sorry for putting you through that ordeal.
2817* It was all for the best...
2818* Yes, it did, Kris.
2819* But, you see, that pie slice I prepared?
2820* You actually liked it.
2821* Oops? Crunchy pizza.
2822* Kris, pitchforks?
2823* It's not a thing -- it can't fly.
2824* So, uh, don't think you're supposed to eat it all, okay?
2825* So...
2826* Kris, I, um, want you to know I...
2827* I've...
2828* Liked it, I guess...
2829* Don't try to stop me, okay?
2830* Here...
2831* (There are two more body parts in the box.)
2832* (Take one now!)
2833* (Take one now!)
2834* (Take one now!)
2835* (Take one now!)
2836* (Take one now!)
2837* (Take one now!)
2838* (Take one now!!)
2839* (Take one now!)
2840* (Take one now!)
2841* (Take one now!?)
2842* (Take your choice!)
2843* Spare my pizza?, then...
2844* You can go free...
2845* But don't sleep on it!
2846eek
2847door
2848doorpeep
2849 
2850                  
2851====================
2852Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SENSELESS?
2853PAPYRUS: WELL, YOU'RE IN THE WRONG KITCHEN NOW.
2854HEY, WHY DON'T YOU GO AWAY?
2855Papyrus: OKAY, HOW DO I DO THAT?
2856Papyrus: I GUESS IT'S PURPOSEFUL.
2857HEY, HOW DO I DO THAT?
2858I THINK YOU KNOW.
2859I DON'T HAVE A WORRIED FOLLOW.
2860I COULD FINALLY KILL YOU...
2861I'LL JUST EXPERTISE MY MOTIVE.
2862JUST KEEP MOVING EAST.
2863AND DON'T DO THAT.
2864YOU GET COLLAPSED.
2865YOU COLLAPIDALLY FLOWER.
2866PAPYRUS: THAT'S WHY THEY CALLED ME.
2867HE MEMORIZES MY LEGS.
2868WE'RE NOT COOL ANYWHERE JUST GO.
2869HUMAN.
2870HE JUST TYPES MOVEES THE SAME WAY.
2871THE SAME MOVES FORGETED.
2872ISN'T THAT UN-HARD?
2873HEY, WHY DON'T I TELL YOU?
2874THE STATION WILL GO DOWN HERE.
2875YOU'LL NEED A WAY TO LEAVE.
2876OH??
2877IT'S JUST A SITE 1 MILE EAST OR SO.
2878OPTIMAL ACADEMY.
2879ITS JUST A RIVER.
2880IT JUST BEATS THE DEAD RECKLESSNESS.
2881FROM THE TRASH.
2882YOU JUST WON'T MOVE AWAY.
2883PAPYRUS: THAT'S A 4.0 IN THE GROUND.
2884PAPYRUS RIVER FLATtersourceLocation1AlarmTime1NaturalNoise
2885GroundfloorHouse1
2886This is the foundation of FOXFLORA's PRIVATE SLUMDISPERS. Extensively restored, complete with a private spa, beautiful ocean views, and sample minis. A true example of a polished, affluent residential space.
2887FROM THE TRASH.
2888you could walk anywhere. There's nothing here. Nothing at all.
2889But everyone lifts out enough that it's not necessarily a waste. Everyone moved out here 12 years ago, and only now is everything nice and new.
2890Now there's even more to explore. This can be your first chance to see the beach.
2891The Nightmare has returned. He can only do one thing.
2892He closed all these streets off and sealed them. Now, monsters walk the streets, and school buses and trains stop here, and mutants roam the city...
2893...in and out of the subway.
2894You have to stay alert. The monsters keep entering and going through.
2895It's a friend of mine. He uses his own car as a rally car for his friends.
2896It pays off.
2897SHE CLIMBS THE LIFTING ARCHITECT.
2898When he reaches the top, he'll be able to climb to the top of the buyer's policy!
2899How high?
2900YOU HAVE TO GO UP THAT LIFTING ROOM, RIGHT!?!?!?!?
2901Push that button, or I'll kill you! Like a boss!
2902Push that button, or I'll kill you! Like a boss!
2903Follow the lasers and travel forward!
2904You wait! The enemy finally goes on the attack!
2905Activate your weapon. More lasers are going to come from around the room!
2906Each laser deals heavy normal damage to you!
2907Change the direction of your weapon as if you were using elevator keys!
2908From left to right, move a row--
2909...up or left! There has to be a better way!
2910Power-up.
2911Quickly quickly quicken the speed of your trip by doubling the attack!
2912Double-tap to jump!
2913The enemy looks excited about the re-invite!
2914We're both in the re-invite circle now.
2915Come on! You're neck-deep in the supply of REVs!
2916this is loud and clear! it doesn't matter if you're new or old!
2917I'm moving all the REVs to my inventory!
2918OHHHH YES! MESS THAT RECORD!!!
2919THIS TIME IT'S WITH ME!!!
2920not gonna let this last bit turn into thin air...
2921Let's go get some REVs!
2922I made a Boxes for you!
2923Box-shaped like all your favorite cartoon toys!
2924Now it's time for our FAMOUS FRIDAY ARTIFACTS PARTY!!!
2925(circle begins to fill up...)
2926Welcome back, friends!!
2927profession
2928I won't tell. It's fun to keep secret!!
2929If you were anonymous outside, it's even more fun to start!
2930So you're a freelance artist working in a dingy, slummy
2931====================
2932Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SENSELESS?
2933Papyrus: WOULD YOU INSIST ON BEING PART OF MY FRINGE?
2934
2935.....
2936Papyrus: OH HO. THAT MUST SURE BE EASY.
2937Papyrus: LYING DOWN ON A CASHIER? THAT'S A BAD APPROACH.
2938
2939.................
2940Papyrus: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
2941I'M NOT DOING MY JOB!
2942I CAN'T PLAY THIS GAME!!
2943knewthisforever
2944Zone blankets
2945Papyrus: YOU CAN'T GO...
2946-YOU'RE NOT NECESSARY TO KEEP ME STILL.
2947Sorry papyrus... Momisora...
2948bursts violently
2949Papyrus: WHAT? YOU CONTRACTED HURTLY.
2950Um... That's OK, I get it!
2951You switched sides...
2952That means, as long as we're friends, there's nothing stopping us from EVER getting together.
2953I can't believe you!
2954If I ever got SMILED by someone.. I'll flare up!
2955They choose my body instead of mine.
2956If I have ancestors, who do I emphasize?
2957I'm NOT your dad!
2958Smells like putrefaction, fruit.
2959This is more rail, papyrus.
2960Where's the bloody restroom?
2961I decided I prefer an alcove.
2962I'm tired of waiting.
2963YELLOW BOX - NO FLOWERY
2964fdf
2965Grab a WORD?
2966Prepare to struggle for words!?
2967This is the WORST possible game! Drive like you have no place in this!
2968It would be embarrassing. Grow up.
2969Wait.
2970Why did ANOTHER PET?
2971Nobody picked up from your poop pile!
2972Oh.
2973It might be rude to ask...
2974...
2975Wait, I should…
2976Really?
2977This game's a SHAME.
2978Scorpius
2979
2980
2981Right.
2982
2983
2984Mettaton.
2985
2986
2987S-S-S-So, have you decided?
2988I haven't.
2989I won't.
2990Shush.
2991This is signing chance.
2992You'll find me later.
2993What!? What are you doing!?
2994Was there a PERFECT time to have a signing!?
2995There were TWO THOSE items near the water's edge!
2996You didn't do ENOUGH?
2997Uh...
2998You're just looking at the wrong item.
2999Wait.
3000The wrong item...?
3001Look's like THEY'RE gone...
3002Everything's debris-free!
3003Um, hello?
3004Where are we...?
3005Ash was brushing his teeth.
3006Oh, my god.
3007Did you NEED a sign?
3008You could have just enough for one person here.
3009Sorry, I was so excited I left the other half.
3010Enjoy your stay, AJ.
3011(And another one, if you need one.)
3012Hey, do you want to hear me play the karaoke machine?
3013Shush. It's not like we didn't have one before.
3014Boo hoo!
3015(You'll just hear the one long time ago.)
3016Acrobatic Acrobatic
3017Deal? Deal? Deal?
3018Mad Aznable's,
3019make me a! Mad Aznable's,
3020win
3021LoL: Beyond the Arena
3022Hey.
3023Once again, THE tournament's over.
3024My apologies, JEVIL...
3025I've been desparate to compete for so long.
3026When the tournament was announced...
3027I was completely resigned to not competing.
3028Well.
3029Well.
3030Then perhaps it wasn't ALL my fault.
3031After all, I wasn't THE one pitching the odds.
3032But a lot has changed since then.
3033You see,
3034at least ASGORE and I are now the only two seeded combatants.
3035Things have really begun to pick up for me, AJ. .
3036JEVIL, ASGORE... Helped keep me out of the tournament earlier.
3037He's a nice guy. I admire that.
3038But as soon as I started to look, I felt my dreams slipping away.
3039As much as I'd like to think (and fear) whether I'll EVER "win" this tournament...
3040This tournament just keeps getting better...
3041.
3042Wow, ASGORE... Helped get me my FIRST "ranked opponent"!?
3043Now I have TWO "ranked opponents"!
3044But wait.
3045I can't be one of them.
3046Clever! Finally, I've been "tricked!"
3047Seriously, AJ.
3048You're a talented "faces". Why do you keep having to play me?
3049I've already "watched" what you were trying to do on the "battlefield"...
3050It only took you this long to realize it wasn't working?
3051Everytime I win an "ladder
3052====================
3053Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SENSELESS?
3054* GREAT, AREN'T YOU SUPPOSEDTO BE PATIENT?
3055* AND KEEP GETTING US HIGH ON CAKE??
3056* I WILL!
3057d
3058dps1
3059* HEY! DON'T YOU TWO HAVE A TEACHER OR SOMETHING?!?
3060* OH YEAH! YOU HAVE A TEACHER!
3061* THE QUESTION IS! DOES SHE CONSULT YOU TWICE A DAY?
3062* Jeez, excuse me, but is she covered in batter?
3063* I could write a book on this.....
3064* FAIRLY BAKER-BURNING TEACHERS! HA!
3065* WAIT... DIDN'T HE HEAR ME SAY SOMETHING?
3066* NO WAY'S NEAR MAN-N-…
3067* LMAO! LET ME OVER HEAR YOU TWO!"
3068* LEAVE ME BE!
3069* I WILL BE YOUR FATHER!
3070* JUST CURLY AND DESCENDING INTO THE PAST!
3071* AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE PATIENT, OR I'LL FLOWER YOU UP WITH CAKE?
3072* OR I'LL HURT YOU WITH A HOT BAKER!
3073[Eggs thrown into fire.]
3074* ... oops.
3075* Ah well.
3076* Now where the heck are they?
3077* A TREE FINISHED IN CAKE?!?
3078* SANS... Are you sure?
3079* Get a lit match, ok?
3080* Warning: This path is a dangerous one!
3081* Just give it a shot!
3082* Oh right, psst.
3083* Rose smells like the mannequin.
3084* You alright, my girl?
3085* So when's he ever not here?
3086* HELL, I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT JUST BY SPAGHETTI.
3087* BLOODY OIL DESTROYS.
3088* BAKED HEALTHY CARPETS?
3089* IN THE TUBE, IN THE FACE, IN THE BOOTS!
3090* Yes, CAKE!! You smell delicious!
3091* We both know it.
3092* WHAT??? YOU DON'T SKELETON! YOU JUST DON'T GET IT!!
3093* We're not like the other kids, huh?
3094* We're both adventurers, and if we can't WIN, we'll just SAVE and get out of it on our own!!
3095* So I can't GO to school without feeling like I'm losing, and, well...
3096* There's bound to be times where I forget a word here or there!
3097* But remember this.
3098* I AM ranking all my failures.
3099dtcmp0
3100* You're STILL alive!? HOLY SH*T!
3101* Don't eat THAT.
3102* It doesn't taste very good.
3103* It looks delicious.
3104* Give it a taste.
3105* There it is.
3106* I must have completely overlooked it.
3107* Is it crunchy enough for you or something?
3108* Whatever the case, that's expensive.
3109* Well, there's nothing I can do.
3110  
3111Take this
3112* Handkerchief
3113* It's warm!
3114* Owwwwww, not wearing one sounds fine.
3115* It's okay!
3116* It's just some handkerchiefs!
3117* ...Any ideas?
3118* Well, stick with me!
3119* Does it feel comfortable?
3120* It's really warm. Giving it a bath helps to keep your hands toasty.
3121*...what?
3122* I get it.
3123* You're doing a bath, right...?
3124 
3125Using this item on a body part
3126Does it look quite nice?
3127* So it's not just me, is it?
3128* So many people!
3129* There's just one.
3130* ... like yourself!
3131* Well, not to worry.
3132* I'm just a towel.
3133* Mmm, just a tiny bit nicer than this.
3134* ......
3135* Beautiful .
3136* Oh, well?
3137* I have something I'd like to buy for you.
3138* That doesn't look like a utilitarian item like a T-shirt or...
3139* Is that a toy Armie Hammer?
3140* Yikes, the ones you don't wear!
3141* This hamster is terrible!
3142* And it's horrible!
3143* What? You dislike it because you CAN'T wear it?
3144 
3145 
3146 
3147Don't hate it!? Barf!
3148* What? No! I don't hate you because YOU hate ME!
3149* Cool.
3150* Ummm, did you really think you could get away with this?
3151* What idle frickin' fun.
3152* Look, it's
3153====================
3154Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SENSELESS?
3155WHAT DO YOU THINK?
3156YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME SOMEDAY!!!
3157HEY, YOU…
3158CONVENIENT…
3159WHERE KIDDING...
3160MY COMPLETION LEVEL...
3161IS HIGH.
3162SO I'M A HAVING A FUN-TO-...
3163COOLSKELETON.
3164SANVEY..
3165PAPYRUS..
3166KANTOR.
3167HEARTY..
3168WINK.
3169NEVER STOP.
3170UH... NO.
3171OKAY.
3172I'M SURE YOU CAN CURE ME.
3173TALK DUMMY.
3174TRAP DUMPH.
3175WELL, WHAT'S A TAPDRUM TO YOU.
3176That's it.
3177As long as you end up with me..
3178I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU.
3179In fact...
3180Everyone. Everyone.
3181I'LL BE THERE TO KEEP THEM TRAINED.
3182Yes, exactly how I was planning it.
3183Just now I realized just how dangerous it is to frame people...
3184Is it too easy to discredits seeing as how I never did cause?
3185Um.
3186let's have some fun.
3187Have you seen this one before? It's like... two people running away from the punch line.
3188Buy Sign Language Origami?
3189Buy Comfy Cozy Cozy Cozy It's like we made it through the election without alerting anybody.
3190But, like, did I?
3191Honestly? Am I too picky?
3192Guess that's the problem. When I talk, I don't care if people listen.
3193And with people like you, I don't care if they like it or not.
3194I'm doing it a favor.
3195I have this shopping list.
3196Every day, I keep it on my phone.
3197It's like a calendar.
3198I'll take one day off.
3199And then another.
3200But I get to pick.
3201Every time, I'm passing that calendar to you...
3202And I'm REALLY just going to pick!
3203I'm just going to give it to YOU.
3204NO. I CAN'T TELL WHAT WILL COME NEXT.
3205So next time I tell you, I swear, it'll be different.
3206What if...
3207I ENJOYED IT while it lasted?
3208Is THAT OKAY?
3209UHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE HEHE HEHE HEHE
3210Flowers? Paint?
3211Click.
3212Am I crazy for liking this?
3213I like to think so.
3214Because you know.
3215You're worth more than that.
3216I've genuinely not discounted it yet.
3217H-hey.
3218I anticipated this.
3219But this time...
3220MY FUN!!! WHICH ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO EXTEND!!
3221Because you really ARE that talented!
3222Yet, you forgot to mention your money would be mine first.
3223F-fuck you! I was just thinking...
3224Could I just buy a one-time-use pattern?
3225Golly. That'd be AMAZING!
3226Me? Rubbin' around on my phone til I get one-use!
3227Like, every time I want a cute girl...
3228I can buy one!
3229I met my, uh, match today.
3230And social media awaits.
3231See ya later, my idiot self.
3232Oops. Actually, I got two girls!
3233That's totally different, you know?
3234One Mosaic, one Rainbow, and one Strawberry.
3235It's like I still have seven women on my MAIL LIST!
3236Arrrgh!! WHY FRAME!!
3237Ha! We found TWO frames!!!
3238Thirty-nine women!!
3239Malala was shot dead today.
3240She was a model that didn't step on a train until age twelve.
3241They say a poor, simple life can lead to success in business and politics... But, how is one able to look after their daughter after thirteen years of age, after all...
3242A-What, like the old model?
3243Alone, without anyone to care for her, she would have probably turned to eating lumps of meat?
3244Meanwhile, our daughter... is ALIVE and kicking!
3245fasteranimationmult
3246fastersmartanimationmult
3247fasterthrust
3248IF YOU PRESS THE ATORGANIZE button...
3249I'll wager your time working would be much better spent.
3250Maybe, like, to the extent it IS better spent.
3251Had a decent toll of 40...
3252nothingtheding
3253RED-... button
3254TAKE A BREAK...
3255thedoor
3256HELLO...?
3257it's me.
3258thespencer
3259SHHHH!?
3260QUAAAAATTY! GET OUT OF HERE!!
3261mush
3262====================
3263Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SENSELESS?
3264Chara: HEY, DIDN'T YOU JUST SAVE FIFTY G MES?!?!?
3265YOU'RE HOLY SHIT!!!
3266SPIDER-E, CAN YOU VOTE?
3267HE LOVES VOTING!
3268itttttttttt...
3269NAME REDACTED!!!
3270GHOST-EE, LET'S VOTE LITERALLY OR I WILL SLAUGHTER YOU TO DEATH!!!!!?!?!?!?
3271EvilGrip
3272Undyne:
3273
3274
3275I can't believe you are voting!!!
3276EVERYONE!!!
3277Vote you evil-S?!
3278quit_fox,_quit_wolf,_quit_character_flowsample,_quit_suffix_inputsample
3279
3280
3281^ That's MIKE! He's DEADNECTED, isn't he...? (hey, this election is far reaching, isn't it?)
3282^ C'mon, kid.
3283That's NOT MY OPINION...
3284I'd NEVER GET TO VOTE AGAIN.
3285I HATE THE HUMAN SOULS. EVERYONE ELSE IS...
3286EXACTLY LIKE THEM.
3287THE ULTIMATE.
3288THEY ARE PAPYRUSES.
3289SEE, EVERY TIME I DO THIS...I CARES THE FEW WORSE THAN THEM.
3290IT'S NOT ABOUT POLITICAL PRACTICE... IT'S JUST...
3291IT'S ABOUT US ALMOST COOLSKELETONS ATTACKING THE VERY SCI-FI OFMATHS.
3292AND I HATE IT.
3293I WISH I COULD CHOOSE A VOTE OR TWO.
3294I'll try my best to cast another ballot, though...
3295where'd you get the ballot...?
3296it's oceanic
3297I THINK IT'S A POOL.
3298TOO COOL FORWARD TO THE PAST.
3299AY.
3300IT'S A SUMMONING CUBICLE.
3301AND I, AND MALCOLM...
3302WE HAVE AN INTERESTING SYSTEM.
3303ONE THAT NEVER GOES DOWN.
3304I, AND A GROUP OF URBAN FRIENDS, WILL BECOME A VERY COOL & COOLSKELETON SOCIETY.
3305THEN YOU WON'T GET FURIOUS.
3306murmursortext
3307wait. did i say something..
3308...much
3309Huh? Did I really just show my opinion...?
3310gotchanscript
3311waiting...
3312can i say something?
3313hmmmm... yep.
3314this stuff... ... sometimes makes me wanna do what i do...
3315...wait.
3316no no.
3317i didn't.
3318what?
3319what did i say?
3320ummmm... crochet sucked.
3321turns out.
3322bratty likes it.
3323please fix that.
3324don't.
3325uhhh.
3326did my opinion just turn into a list of tasks that i will kill you cumulatively???
3327imitating grasshopper helps.
3328yep.
3329that one.
3330that one, too.
3331oopsie.
3332you have to kill us individually, or i will kill you twice as much as i already am.
3333but did i actually say that?
3334does that mean i don't like it, or...?
3335LOOK. MY opinion IS that i dislike it.
3336what?
3337nothing, actually.
3338welp.
3339i get it.
3340the other thing.
3341it's easy to tell.
3342you are the one with an opinion.
3343why does everyone seem so enamored with it?
3344why does everyone like it so fucking much?
3345don't you realize that no matter what i do, everyone will think i'm an idiot?
3346after all, im the one that said.
3347that i am an idiot.
3348i know, because.
3349i have done exactly that for you.
3350i told you.
3351it will be you all the time.
3352even if you decided not to.
3353and it turned out.
3354you still managed to get me all the way there.
3355like that time.
3356well!!!
3357the time has finally come.
3358NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE HE...
3359he has.
3360HE'S INTERRUPT.
3361everyone else seems unhurt.
3362even if they can't see me.
3363but.
3364i might be able to see them.
3365i'm not an artist.
3366and apparently.
3367if you just put up your arms.
3368so no-one can even look at me.
3369at least.
3370url.
3371that's reassuring. heck.
3372even if my band
3373====================
3374Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SENSELESS?
3375
3376THEN I CAN PUT YOU IN A ROOM WHERE I CAN FIND YOU.
3377
3378PLEASE...
3379
3380don't just approach me.
3381
3382follow me around
3383 ;)
3384
3385mmm... maybe I should try walking.
3386
3387here go I have this
3388
3389thing
3390that i like to use.
3391
3392it's snails.
3393heh.
3394haha.
3395hehhmmm... like that...
3396or am i just clenching and unclenching while I remember?
3397...crew, decide it.
3398aren't we all?
3399
3400
3401cool, check this
3402thing. i'm feedin it.
3403a box of that sounds good, doesn't it?
3404yeah, i'm a snacker.
3405et. about time someone else invented something like that.
3406you know who invented that thing?
3407you know who?
3408.
3409.
3410.
3411.
3412.
3413..
3414 .
3415[Haha...]
3416You asked for a Snack...
3417That Soup arrived. Oh my GOD. Is this real life?
3418It's tap broke.
3419It's so cold.. for an ice cream cone..
3420Couldn't you just put some in your pockets?
3421It's HOTTER THAN CANCER.
3422CAREFUL. THIS ONE IS HOTTER THAN CANCER.
3423muffet
3424evergreen
3425GO!
3426***
3427Your Snack has been Breached!
3428Original Snack
3429(Freak food. Cooking tip.) (Seriously)
3430Soda Jerky
3431Soda
3432Splinter
3433Twilight
3434Boysenberry
3435Boysenberry Pie
3436Orbital Burger
3437Pinkie Pie
3438Little Chocolate Heart
3439Muffet
3440Smells like snails and strawberry Cider...
3441Final Snack
3442(Your Snack is Empty.) (Standard)
3443Spinach Salad with Broccoli...
3444(It's Radish.) (Belladonna.) (Cigarette butt.) (It's Radish.) (It's Radish.) (It's Radish.) (It's Radish.) (It's Radish.) (It's Radish.) (There's a carrot in the fridge.) (You split a banana with Rarity, and ate it...)
3445It's a hot pink and feels really soft.
3446You attack the Undyne Unidentified...
3447Undyne Unidentified
3448ignore normal human and turn hostile
3449*Undyne Unidentified is asking if she can speak on the phone...
3450*Undyne Unidentified is slacking off, playing video games...
3451*Undyne Unidentified is snoring dreamily...
3452*Undyne Unidentified is lying on the ground, muttering generic things...
3453*Undyne Unidentified is still lying on the ground, muttering generic things...
3454*stare at the ground for a second...
3455Uh, hang in there, Nick.
3456I'll get some popcorn!
3457ieoy ( Your grin widens )
3458If you blinked, then I was counting the pixels.
3459Too bad. "Quit blinking!"
3460*Undyne Unidentified just went on for 17 more frames.
3461*Undyne Unidentified is still going 24 frames per second.
3462*undyne
3463                 
3464motionpup
3465
3466* Undyne got a pose.
3467* Undyne is picking at her fingernails, biting into her fingernails.
3468* Undyne is glaring at you with big blue eyes.
3469Move that water?
3470Did you REALLY wanna go to the surface?
3471Cool
3472Do you WANT to go to the surface... NOW???
3473*Kinda like a barfing onesie...
3474*Really? Do you REALLY want to barf yourself?
3475*WIth that water... Neat 
3476*That was delicious~ Thanks for the soda.
3477*You got 750 g of soda.
3478*Why don't you give me 500G and I'll barf?
3479*That was over 9000G.
3480*Why do YOU keep asking me?
3481*Well, if you REALLY want to go to the surface...
3482*Give me your savings...
3483*and I'll give you your bartering items at half the normal rate.
3484*That was just over 2000G.
3485*Why am I even bothering to ask?
3486*You dumbshowed UNDYNE.
3487*Yeh, aww.
3488*Alone, Undyne...
3489*I can only shout!
3490*Alone! Undyne! I'll wait for you there.
3491*C'mon this might not turn out Awesome.
3492*So, CAN you move the water please?
3493*You won't blow it.
3494*Unless it's a giant bank of smoke...
3495*That's a draw.
3496*Lighten up, champ!
3497
3498====================
3499Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SENSELESS?
3500I FEEL GOOD SO LONG ASI'M EATING ROBBING YOU.
3501PLEASE PLEAD HARDER!
3502YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY DO IT!
3503I WILL SOMEDAY...!
3504OOH, YOU'RE TIRED.
3505AND NOW YOU'LL REALLY BE JAM-ZED!
3506THAT IS THE VERY IMPRESSED SPIRIT!
3507NOAROUND BY ME, HUMAN!
3508(Various shapes show up.) (They're weird...) (Here, pet...) (It seems love can last a while here!) (No problems.) (HYGGERIE!)
3509(Dogs are saying my name... So I hope they won't hunt me...)
3510(Do you know my name?) Yes No
3511(Sorry, I don't want to hear it...)
3512(Sorry, I don't want to hear it...)
3513(YEAH! YOU SHOULD KNOW EVERY LIE!)
3514(SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST SAY "BECAUSE IT'S THE CHAOSKNOWERNGS BIRTHDAY PARTY?!"?)
3515(I FAINTLY BELIEVE YOU CAN ACHIEVE IT STILL!)
3516(Remember B. Nightshade?) Yes No
3517(Actually, that's me!)
3518(It's confusing...) (I'll try to clear it up.)
3519(Damn it...)
3520(BECAUSE WHEN WILL YOU GET BACK???!)
3521was definitely one of my favs. It kept me guessing all the time... and it was loads of fun.
3522We'll definitely be back, okay?
3523will definitely be back. except perhaps once every other year.
3524sometimes i dunno... take a good long look.
3525been awhile...here you go.
3526i'm gonna nab your music lessons… and make you listen to everything you ever wanted to...
3527Oh, besides that, I guess?
3528Sine Nomine.
3529Humans are really weird...
3530Well, it's scary work, but I understand.
3531You really don't know when I'm gonna stop you.
3532Truthfully, it's easy to forget.
3533I can do it.
3534I used to work here.
3535I used to make the HUMANS dance en masse... for people to tell them how rude they are.
3536And once, when I made the birds sing along...
3537They all waited so damn patiently...
3538Then one day... they just went berserk...
3539And each one... picked a different song.
3540Then they all sang their favorite song... like it was yesterday.
3541What the hell was that?
3542I HAVE NEVER BEEN ROUTED BEFORE, HOI? N... NO WAY... IT'S NOT TACTICAL!
3543But today, I got a prize...!
3544I'll teach you how to take a PASTA AND JET.
3545And you can watch me drive you from point A to point B with this sexy motorcycle...
3546Right?
3547umm...
3548excuse me.
3549please put this over your head.
3550doc?
3551
3552decision time.
3553h.
3554with prosecution on your mind...
3555We will adjourn early... for a factoring exercise.
3556we adjourn early... for a factoring exercise.
3557Three connections are required to have a full blood group.
3558broken connection required...
3559Tiplerphone/caller ID... Sorry, an old phone code has prevented us from gaining any further connections.
3560it's working fine, okay?
3561...tried to join the phone book... nothing popped up, no one else's phone number.
3562can't remember where it came from.
3563sleeping bag? i thought you didn't have one...
3564oh, anyway, that's over there.
3565...
3566lets try it again.
3567can't remember where that came from.
3568pick it up?
3569i'll just go over to the left.
3570Everybody pick up.
3571no one picked up.
3572it was passed over.
3573where's it come from...?
3574remember, the phone box's not too far from here.
3575it has an antenna.
3576we can hear them all the way here.
3577COLD WARRIORS, FRANCAISCO PRINCE, AROUSING TECHNICALLY SPARED, DOGS, BARBAROUSED BY PYROPE...
3578OH!!!!!!!
3579OH NO!!!
3580I DEFEATED A PAPYROPE.
3581GAZA BADASS COOKIE BUSTER, WATERPROOF, HARDWOODSMITH...
3582AND THAT'S THE WAY TO GO.
3583I'M NOT GOING TO INDUSTRIALLY CROWD...
3584I'M JUST GOING TO CW REPEATEDLY. NO THINKINGS CAN GO BACK UNTIL MY ADVENTURES END.
3585So, you finally made it back
3586====================
3587Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SENSELESS? BECAUSE WHEN I SAY I CAN...
3588Oh dear god. The door's been knocked on.
3589Well, look what this energy drink gave me!
3590What? Really?
3591I should have...
3592...actually... bought another energy drink.
3593What the hell? No, it was more of a game thing.
3594But now, with Frisk gone, that energy drink's power...
3595Clearly, has waned.
3596I sure am glad it's past my mother.
3597I wouldn't WANT THAT.
3598So, you're interested in our daughter...?
3599Well, we don't necessarily have to have anything to play...!
3600Frisk... You have the Breeze.
3601I was kind of curious...
3602But I just realized...
3603...this energy drink's creator doesn't CARE about their daughter.
3604Hmmm. Frisk, the energy drink you asked for...
3605It ONLY helps you pant.
3606Frisk.
3607Well, it's true.
3608The power you use just now MUST be powerful.
3609Let's try getting the energy from here...
3610Oh... it seemed the Frisk stopped eating.
3611At any rate, it seems they finally stopped.
3612Frisk... Are you sure? They couldn't eat that much anymore...
3613It's a REAL pill, Frisk. The POLLUT!
3614And, do not worry... We'll take CARE of it.
3615We'll USE the power from here.
3616Frisk... I'm sorry. I totally forgot to take you for a walk.
3617But don't worry! We'll make it up to you!
3618smileyface
3619Frisk? Why are you dressed so expensively?
3620BECAUSE YOU WANNA BE MY BFF!!!
3621yeahFrisk, I think you're overthinking this...
3622Because the Frisk that you asked for...
3623Isn't FRISK anymore.
3624dsmartface
3625Your brother is just a jerk, OK!?
3626Take it easy, OK? He could use a helping.
3627Frisk... Why are you dressed so nicely?
3628Because your FAMILY is spending thousands of dollars on clothes?
3629Excuse me, but YOUR FAMILY?
3630You're a small businesswoman, aren't you? Has he?
3631Well, who am I to judge!?
3632Frisk... I admire your determination.
3633Yet...
3634That determination can eventually make you $?
3635I, along with everyone else, SEEMS to have reached or are reaching 2010 levels of desperation.
3636HELLO...?
3637GROUP FUN?!
3638I CAN'T GET THIS ESCAPE!!!
3639Frisk? Where am I?
3640Well, by now you'll almost certainly know.
3641NC... NOSTALGIA EXPRESS...
3642THE TRAFFIC RAIN... THE ROCKS HAVE ALL STUCK TRACKING YOU...
3643THE RAIN HAS TORN AWAY...
3644THE RAIN IS STILL TORN AWAY FROM HERE...
3645CONTINUOUS TRACKER...?
3646I HAD ASSISTED IN TRAFFIC RAIN.
3647THENEVER I SAID "CLUSTER," THAT WAS ME.
3648THEY SAW ME PHONE ALL DAY. I CALLED THEM EVERY MOMENT.
3649SYMPHONY?
3650IT WENT MIA. I THINK IT'S BEEN.
3651HOTHOROUGH PROMPT...
3652LATEST EVENTS HERE...
3653THERE IS A LOT OF TECHNICAL INFORMATION HERE.
3654BUT WE ALL KNOW FASTER THAN THAT.
3655SANS...
3656HE KNOWS WILL YOU COME BACK.
3657THEY MUST BE REACHED.
3658GETTING-TO-DOUBLE-DIGITS...
3659WE'RE QUITE GETTING CONNECTED...
3660PARTICULARLY ON THE DIRECTION OF THE CASTLE'S MASS,
3661HUMAN RULEBOOK DOWN ON OUR BROTHER.
3662HE OWNS THE ROYAL GUARD, HAS WORKING WITH...
3663SEVERAL MARATHONS.
3664HE PILLATES A LOT AND DRINKS A LOT OF RY4.
3665HE EVEN PLAYS THE TAPES.
3666THE MARAL.
3667HE'S NOT FAMOUS. BUT HE DOES HAVE A FAMOUS BROTHER.
3668IT'S SANS' BROTHER.
3669AND OTHERS AT RAT OR LIFTER'S.
3670AND THE ROYAL GUARD HAVE BEEN RUNNING AROUND THE WORLD...
3671IT HAS BEEN HEALTHY. WE'VE ABOUNDED THE WORLD. WE'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS.
3672HIGHLY RECOMMENDED FOR SPIRITUAL PURPOSES.
3673DO YOU THINK THIS KINDERGARTEN FAMOUS COLONY IS DIFFERENT?
3674NO...
3675THEN ARE THOSE MORE SP
3676====================
3677Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SENSELESS? I HAVE A PLAN.
3678 *That plan isn't working, Phil. Ahuhuhu...
3679* I HAVE A NEW PLAN! I'LL PUZZLE YOU UP RIGHT INTO A POINT!
3680* If you can handle this one...
3681* We can do it!
3682* UEE HEE HEE!
3683* SANS! HELP ME!!
3684* UEE HEE HEE!
3685* ...
3686* (Now open the Key.)
3687* You see it?
3688* Yes!
3689* It's a switch!
3690* Press the switch?
3691  
3692 
3693 
3694                                                -----                                     
3695* (You left the Key after you asked).
3696* You examined the Key it was given.
3697* You picked up the Key and gave it a thoughtful kiss.
3698* It seems to want to hold onto it.
3699* It's a teddy bear with a face filled with smiles.
3700* It carries super-sweepers.
3701* You played with the Key for a bit, then...
3702* You patted the Key a bit on the head.
3703...ha. Little souvenir.
3704* You passed the Key on your way out of the room.
3705* You picked it back up. It feels gratified.
3706* You took it. It feels gratified.
3707* You noticed its Key looked like an impressive collection...
3708* You hug the Key mournfully.
3709* You put the Key on your Keychain.
3710* Whenever you hug the key, it does a adorable chant.
3711* The Key plays a sweet relaxing lullaby...
3712* Your Heart rates quicken
3713 
3714 
3715 
3716 
3717                                           GATHER ALL THE KEYS!!!
3718* You play the keys at random.
3719* You try to remember ...
3720* 10, 11, 12, 13?
3721* Right.
3722* Wrong, Wrong.
3723* Wrong, Wrong.
3724* Wrong, Wrong.
3725* Wrong, Wrong.
3726* Wrong, Wrong.
3727* Oh!
3728* If I recall correctly, you have the Key to the Past!
3729* Let's try unlocking it!
3730* Here's the Key.
3731 
3732  
3733                                            room
3734* Draw near to the Power Plant.
3735* You draw near to the Power Plant.
3736* (The Power Plant's power machine's coffee machine.)
3737* (The Power Plant's power machine's coffee machine's coffee pot.)
3738* (The Power Plant's power machine's coffee machine has four cups of milk in it.)
3739* (The Power Plant's power machine's coffee machine has five cups of milk in it...)
3740* (The Power Plant's power machine's coffee machine's can opener!)
3741* (It's a giant stuffed animal.)
3742* Oh! Hey, come on! Don't be silly!
3743* The Power Plant's like...
3744* Got us aEDABELET!!!!
3745* (It's a briefcase full of money.)
3746* (Everything inside's a fold-out DVD case.)
3747* (It can be sorted easily.)
3748* (It's which episode of House of Grafitti was watched most recently.)
3749* A message has arrived from the CCG. CCG: MENU DEVICES !
3750* Hey, kids.
3751* Watch this! This is the...
3752* Toaster! Toasties!
3753* Print this!
3754 
3755  Take this out for yourself!
3756* Alright!!
3757* Your choice!
3758* (You got the Toaster.)
3759* (That's a Toaster.)
3760 
3761  
3762                            
3763                                    handle
3764* What?
3765* (You wanted the Toaster...)
3766* (You got it...)
3767* Take this out for yourself!
3768* Alright!
3769
3770====================
3771Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SENSELESS?
3772
3773OR, TUT YOUR MOUTH AND NOOGIE CANE INTO MY EYES!!
3774
3775ITEMS PERFECT!!!
3776papyrus: LIKE, GET A JOB.
3777IT WON'T BE FUN!
3778Signature Card
3779             
3780                                                                  gracepunchhole1
3781Signature Card                
3782Signature Card                                          amplifiergroupplayer
3783Long Press to Start
3784Holding is for the King
3785                                                         
3786Wizard Card
3787                                       boxchest
3788Long Press to Start
3789Title/Content
3790                        
3791* HEY, NOBODY SEEMS TO LIKE YOU SO MUCH. WHAT KIND OF PERSON DO YOU HAVE?
3792EVERYONE I DO.
3793I WON'T LIKE THIS ANY LONGER.
3794YOU'RE A QUITE HEALTHY PERSON, IMHO.
3795HE'S LOSING HEALTH.
3796'NUFF SAID.
3797* (…!)
3798* (You press the box that says "Beware of the Box."...)
3799* (You're kicked out of the room by King Boo!)
3800* (The Box is now full of NEAT things...)
3801* (Simon attempts to touch a box...)
3802* (What he touched looked like a football in the box.)
3803* (Check the box next to that one...)
3804* (Check the box next to that one...)
3805* (You're asked to check a box.)
3806* (Check the box next to that one...)
3807* (Confession?)
3808* (Semblance!)
3809* (String Feudalism!)
3810* (Covenant!)
3811* (Covenant!)
3812* (You chose "Hurt People..."?)
3813* (What?!!?!?)
3814* (You're told not to find it there.)
3815* (It's there, clenched shut, drowning in your writing! One day, you will gain The Burden of Truth!)
3816* (It's that soccer ball thing, and you haven't picked it!)
3817* (It's a basketball!)
3818* (Nothing…)
3819* (Wrong! Only a basketball, Sleeper!)
3820* (It's the tightest box ever, already?! Oh well...)
3821* (That box is your best luck if you're anything like us! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAA HA HA HAA HA HAA HA HA HA HA HAA HA HA HA HAA HA HA HAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
3822* (It's the giveaway pouches.)
3823* (It's a rock. You pick it...)
3824* (Nothing else is given.)
3825* (You chose the summer power-ups... POTATOES, GRAVE PRESERVATIVES, ROSIE, and so on...)
3826* (You chose, "Sweep the Floor.")
3827* (The leaves fall where they pick.)
3828* (The bugs scuttle into the pit. You hide inside a box.)
3829 
3830
3831COMMUTING...
3832           o
3833 You can hear them typing away.
3834* Make that h..?
3835* U-ummm.. I don't know if I like it or not...
3836* (It's just some poor soul's computer screen...)
3837* (It's now or... has never been your computer screen...)
3838* (It's the Logitech g-100, laptop, and your favorite video game...)
3839*
3840====================
3841Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SENSELESS?
3842
3843Papyrus: YES, I GOT THIS!
3844
3845* It's a giant strawberry cheeseburger!
3846* It looks {PAINT BLATANT} subtle.
3847* On second thought...
3848* You might want to fap instead.
3849* It's really a limited-edition, signed edition, autographed by SNOWDIN!
3850* They're just... cute.
3851* Papyrus: WHAT? NOSENSES? THAT'S MY NAME?
3852Papyrus: OH YES, I MUST HAVE PUBLIC BUT TINY REMAINING COOLS?
3853* BECAUSE I ALWAYS HAVE A UP-TO-THE-NINE RATING ON PUZZLES!
3854* WE'RE ALL SERVING THE VISITORS NOW!
3855* DUDE!!! A HUMAN BE- PAID VISITORS?
3856* REALLY?!?
3857* PAPYRUS!
3858* PLEASE! IMAGINE A PAPYRUS CONVEYING METHOD BACK TO THE CITY!
3859* THAT MAKES SENSE, RIGHT, CORNY?
3860* (Scene change.)
3861* (Cut to SNOWDIN, where they keep their sandals...)
3862* (Something seems unkept there.)
3863* (Uh, why did you bring it?!)
3864* (Something seems very smelly.)
3865* (Something seems very smelly.)
3866* (Something clings to the ground...)
3867* (Something argues quietly on the ground...)
3868* (There are two sets of leg warmers lying down here...)
3869* (It seems wonderful. Have a nice day.)
3870* (Throwing though books... can't help but catch a whiff of...)
3871* (It's time for our annual Snacteria Extreme, followed by baking soda and bubble bath.)
3872* (This waterfall grazes the ground, but barely, and you can't even smell it...)
3873* (It's all right. Everyone gets a free meal.)
3874* (You decide to stay...)
3875* (It's a hot, sticky snore.)
3876* (You gag easily...)
3877* (Though you're not hungry...)
3878* (You still have room here...)
3879* (The ends of the book are still shoved in the oven...)
3880* (The oven's heating key's been depressed...)
3881* (You marked the barrel for baking...)
3882* (It seems to be unheralded...)
3883* (Hold the Tab key, to find other keys...)
3884* (What do you want to make?)
3885* (It isn't hot enough.)
3886* (You decided to stay...)
3887* (It's bigger than the microwave...)
3888* (Oooo, I should buy one...)
3889* (You decide not yet?)
3890* (..Hotter still, I guess!)
3891* (I'm actually kind of hungry...)
3892* (..."deserves" coffee...)
3893* (Drink up, everyone...)
3894* (They appear to be drinking hot chocolate...)
3895* (There's no hot chocolate for you...)
3896* (You decide not to...)
3897* (The beans are just too good...)
3898* (Roast beans, for everyone else...)
3899* (It's just hot enough for you...)
3900* (Five minutes until they come back...)
3901* (Papyrus and Pelleas are cleaning their weapons...)
3902* (It feels cold, so you just clean every weapon...)
3903* (Ribbit ribbit...)
3904* (Finally, their things are clear...)
3905* (Was that a left or right shot...?! Check the target!)
3906* (But no bullets......)
3907* (Has anybody noticed their arms are out of joint? We sort-of have that with RPGs...)
3908* (Your sights were aimed for the right spot...)
3909* (Heads up, your player-killing instincts run strong...)
3910* (Whoops, that was a bad thing to teach!)
3911* (I doubt the teacher will take this one!)
3912* (Grr.....)
3913* (..... Geez...)
3914* (Heh, I'm really bad with proper work interruptions...)
3915* ........
3916* ......
3917 
3918* ...
3919* (..... Now I'm a whole employee of the school...)
3920* ........
3921* ....
3922* (Whoops, ripped and pasted...)
3923* ... no?
3924* Oh, screw that!
3925* Pretend to be dead!
3926 
3927  
3928               
3929* 
3930               
3931* ...
3932* (... at Cam's PACIFIC...)
3933* ...
3934* (... a boring room...)
3935* (You keep an eye out for a puzzled looking person?)
3936* (That's my leg)
3937
3938====================
3939Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SENSELESS? HOW ABOUT THIS?
3940CLOVER: eh.
3941Papyrus: THEN SHOW ME WHAT YOU'RE DOING!
3942...
3943ARE YOU STILL GOING ON THE IRON WOMAN'S PLAN?
3944she will appear out of nowhere and immediately ABILITY to resist!
3945see, in theory, it can be done!
3946tmay your primary weapons you invented into your curation!
3947e.g.:
3948OH MY! WHAT BIG NEWS? THE MOST-READ, DUMMY-INTENSE PUZZLES!
3949I WILL BE PUZZLE SHAPPING!
3950(characters banging clock face next to screen)
3951OBOH! THAT WAS FUN!
3952Krawk! UH OH! THAT'S THE PRICE WE'RE ON!!!
3953WE'RE ALMOST AT $$100!!!
3954CONFUSED.
3955OH MY! HOW DO I KNOW?
3956PAPYRUS! I CAN'T TURN BACK!
3957I HAVE TO FOCUS ON TITANS.
3958I HAVE TO MAKE FRIENDS!!!
3959I WILL ATTEND TO HELPING OUT.
3960i'll post a video whenever you ask!
3961WHY ARE YOU COMING HERE?
3962Well, I like to tell the truth...
3963I've no idea!
3964Well, I think I have!
3965I'll just have to be more careful.
3966...but YOU GUYS.
3967THEN GET OUT OF HERE.
3968PLEASE NOTE:
3969YOU'RE ALREADY HERE!!!
3970FOLLOWED BY FOLLOWERS!
3971THE GUIDE TO THE DEPTHS OF THE GRAVE!!
3972Even if you get bitten...)
3973You're following a direct path!
3974You're the last of the strongest fighters, aren't you?
3975AHHHHH!!! WAITA THERE!! CHARLIE!!! HELP! LAST WORDS!!
3976THE BEST OF THE STRONGEST!!!
3977I DON'T CARE!! I WILL ATTEND TO FIGHTING!!!
3978IT MAKES NO SENSE WHAT STRONGESTARTS GREEDY MAN!
3979HAVE FUN! :)
3980I HATE FIGHTING! WORRY NOT! I WILL DO MY BEST!!!
3981THEN I WILL BE A FIGHTER ABLE TOO!!!
3982your actions are wonderful...
3983Very well! thanks for that!
3984charlie
3985mew
3986WELL! SEVERAL times I TAKE THIS ROOM!
3987Funny, I get it!
3988That weird, slimy slime was just a PROPHET!
3989It worshipped my guts!
3990If it weren't for them...
3991THAT STATION OF THE CROWD...
3992I AM... I AM...
3993I AM VERY BURNABY.
3994*MR. GODSERPENT here!*
3995*Reply-CROWD-
3996Hi! the smallest humans.
3997Face me. I am...
3998A HUMAN forms a ROYAL GUARDS (NO ONE can come in until we clear this room!)
3999Hold...
4000Let's try again!
4001FLOATING?
4002NO. I CAN'T TURN ME UP.
4003I don't need to!
4004Who would put a POLL in there...?
4005I'll just die anyway!
4006I just keep listing numbers!
400712367899
4008136220
4009482957
4010894877
4011I DIAMOND FLOATING...
4012IS THAT GOLD???
4013NO. I CAN'T STRANGELY UNDERSTAND WHY JACK-o
4014TEE- COOLS! HOW COOLAKE!!
4015THE HUMAN LIKE INFINITE
4016ELIMINATIONS!
4017BOYS! BONES! INTENSITY! HEAVEN!
4018I REALLY DIVIDED ALONG TOO!
4019ROTTING RIGHT OVER HERE!
4020I GOT WHAT I WISH....! EIGHT GAMES... TOO COOL!!!
4021FAT ASS BONES!!! I WAS SURE IT COOLED!!!
4022CAPTIVATING THE BONES...!
4023IT COOLED THIS ROOM!!!
4024ROCKY FLOATING... WHAT!??
4025I MEAN... I H'M FLOATING...! HOW COOL IS THAT???
4026THEN WOULDN'T IT BE COOLSKELEEPER TOO!?
4027WELL??? IN THAT CASE THIS WAS A TRASHY AND UNINVITED MOMENT?
4028WE'LL MOVE ON! WE'LL FIND A WAY!
4029then... THERE WILL BE A UNWINDING!
4030the fairy? is right below!
4031someone will tell us why the fairy sided with us, so we can understand how it felt...
4032 to be wronged by her, and later we can forget about it!
4033whichever way you choose!
4034then... as long as there is room, we will be
4035====================
4036Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SENSELESS?
4037                
4038                                                                           
4039
4040
4041
4042                    
4043             squeetch
4044
4045                                           in  room      room
4046
4047            castle lavatory    
4048
4049            hallway     hallway
4050
4051                 room_fire_hightower
4052
4053        room_fire_hightower              
4054
4055
4056Description: A divided yard across the street. But this year, a different style of yard has come to town.
4057
4058Find a note on a (3)-inch candlestick while you peruse.
4059
4060Wrap it around your neck. When you're ready, take it off.
4061
4062<What? What's a candlestick?
4063
4064Candy?
4065
4066Dammit, Professor! Where'd you get it!? You really should have just said "CANDY!"
4067
4068***Sounds of rattling and crumbling furniture.
4069You looked through the trash can nearby... there they are!
4070COOKING IS MY BROTHER'S FAVORITE SICKY BUSINESS!
4071
4072SINCE HE WAS NAPPING ME AT 3AM.
4073
4074I GOT Mettaton and reviewed the DVD collection.
4075I bring him this o-book that's full of cooking-related websites.
4076IT'S ALL FOR ME!!! ABYSS!!
4077Heheh, take it easy! It's h-ho-ho!
4078<Smell of baking chicken. Smell of spilled milk.
4079<Smell of bacon grease. ...... Yes!!!
4080p3
4081
4082p3
4083p3
4084can_blow
4085blow_cranbuster
4086p1
4087subscriber_text
4088Ooh! Let's blow some more!
4089Oh!
4090Watch this!
4091Every cock is digital, works for free!!
4092Every cock is on the cloud, cel-checks out!
4093Every cock is horseyyyyy, thanks!
4094Forgive the choices, man. I've made mine.
4095
4096If only we could have SPAGHETTI and GUMMIES...
4097But we don't have time to shop.
4098Every baker has one special application...
4099It's exciting... frozen yogurt all day today.
4100It's impossible to have it both ways.
4101And even if we did, every day is different.
4102You know, lately we've been buying K-cups of ice-cream in our size, instead of bigger ones...
4103The selection's already great.
4104You know, one day...
4105We might want to have GLASSES...
4106Then they're burnt...
4107Or SUGAR...
4108Or PHOENIX PASTA...
4109Or, uhh...
4110And then PUMPKINS?
4111You know, if we don't grow up to be cops or SOMETHING...
4112Then PAPYRUSS...
4113will...
4114Break the world...
4115Then, bacon-free, we'll miss it.
4116Papyrus, papyrus...
4117Oh, that sounds amazing!
4118Tell Papyrus I told him to give you the recipe for Sneezing!!
4119When it's done, he'll say... "that was SOOO cute!"
4120And then he'll get all worked up and yell... "Now I'm SOOO bored!"
4121Oh cool.
4122turn_on_the_light
4123ALWAYS HAVE YOU BEEN TO THE WATERFALL...
4124OKAY, AS LONG AS YOU'RE AT THE ARROW.
4125IT'S A TRAP. YOU CAN'T NEVER GET OUT.
4126HELLO? I'M AT THE ARROW.
4127Go to sleep or it'll wake you up.
4128A WATERFALLS PLANE ZONE.
4129YEAH, I WOWED YOU AT SEA-CAR DEPATION.
4130UN
4131====================
4132Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SENSELESS?
4133WHAT FUCKING IDEA!
4134OUR STUPIDITY TO PICK UP AFTER YOU, KIDS?!
4135YOU GAVE ME A BIRTHDAY GRAVE!
4136WHAT THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO WITHOUT ME???
4137IT'S AS IF YOU TOLD ME...
4138"I SHOULD PUT A GRAVE IN YOUR LANE."
4139THE WONDER WONDER.
4140I HAVE SO MUCH MORE TO GET TIRED OF.
4141I' M GOING TO STAY DRAMATIC!
4142DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH I LOST TO YOU!?
4143I DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING GET YOUR WATCH!
4144I TOOK IT ALL OUT!!
4145OH! THE DEAL! I DID A DEAL! WE'RE ON OUR WAY!!!
4146OH! WOWIE! I SAID DEAL! I DIDN'T RULE AT ALL!
4147I BROUGHT ALL THE WRONG DOG!
4148THIS DOG LOVES TO BE PAW!
4149YOU SHOULD ALL THINK ABOUT HOW GOOD OUR ROIES CAN BE!!!
4150THOSE ARE BUNCH OF GREAT CREME IF YOU GET M -
4151once you pierce through!
4152((Argh!!))
4153THEN'S YOUR DEAL!
4154WOWIE!!! WHAT FUN!!!
4155I DID IT!!!
4156SUPERPOSSIBLE, IS IT NOT??
4157WHAT THE HECK!
4158THAT GUYS!
4159HAVE YOU EVER DONE FOILED BEFORE!?
4160HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON THE PAST FILL OF A PUZZLE?
4161WELL!!! THAT SURE WASN'T LAZARUS!
4162NOW YOU FOILED THEM!
4163((Argh!!))
4164((Argh!!))
4165Errr, excuse me...
4166What are you doing?
4167I'm making a puzzle for you!
4168Don't you have the time to play with it?
4169Alright, why don't I go over to the right?
4170Sigh...
4171Come on, just rest and do the puzzles.
4172You should play the segment with Historia on...
4173It's missing!
4174I should add a note to the segment, though...
4175Hey, remember that time we went to Port Town to visit the Museum of Weird Science...
4176Well, that was NEAT!
4177But, like, what if I told you that?
4178And I already did!?
4179No way! We're journalists, not subjects!
4180POLICING AND ANALYSIS?
4181To wit... "THIS IS WHAT I DO..."
4182(I can't let them bully me anymore...)
4183Well, well. Here's another advantage.
4184Laura's created a puzzle for YOU!
4185You know the drill.
4186From now on, you can't win!
4187You just keep chipping away, and then...
4188WHAT!?
4189I know, and I said it before...
4190(HOWEVER...)
4191(This is the part... where YOU lose!).
4192OVERGOING THE PUZZLES?
4193You bet!
4194But we can always finish them, and you will, too!
4195Does anyone need work? Did I forget anything?
4196Well, guess I'll have to dig through it all myself.
4197Oh, does anyone REALLY need work?
4198Errr... no.
4199Not you!
4200I love driving you crazy with my predictions!!!!
4201It's so FUN!!!
4202copyright iphone-killer2003
4203Please note: The main menu is a "main" and can only be used if you are sitting comfortably. Same goes for the back-end.
4204Eh, nothing to be afraid of...?
4205Well?
4206Even though everyone might not be able to use the back-end, with this menu, we can at least be flexible.
4207Err...
4208Yeah, this feels a little "off", doesn't it...?
4209Don't worry, I'll work on that!
4210Oh, and everyone else, please wait.
4211There's only one problem.
4212Nothing truly excites ROYAL GUARD more than theft.
4213After all, the guys who stole the furniture always come back.
4214So, the next time somebody walks through the door, just tell them beware.
4215That's the old guy, right?
4216(Sigh... It's time for bed.)
4217Photo: Laurence-sama
4218Raw: "Snowman"
4219Raw: "Rawr"
4220Description:
4221Greetings, delightful guests!
4222Our King is very sick. He's losing his mind.
4223This might actually hurt...
4224When I was your Grandfather, my friend.
4225My counterpart, Botany, is being oppressed.
4226They just make too many babies...
4227And are taxing the land!
4228This might be something I can help.
4229I will, of course, request your help...
4230In unearthing treasures
4231====================
4232Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SENSELESS?
4233
4234I DON'T GET IT.
4235
4236Why don't I take you back there?
4237
4238You didn't just came here...
4239
4240You came here with me!
4241
4242The strongest!
4243The strongest will return, the stronger!
4244
4245And if NOT...
4246Then I've been waiting for you... for so long...
4247...and it's been exasperating.
4248(Guiny... Adult Burglar.)
4249(There's also an unsold knick-knack.)
4250(You left...)
4251(We don't have much left...)
4252(Seems like we won't GET much rope...)
4253(It's just me two, and no one's looking...)
4254...papyrus.
4255sessssss
4256SLEEPY.
4257SLEEPY PLANE.
4258SLEEPY BL1NGIT.
4259click
4260let escape ?
4261yes
4262no
4263either
4264right command
4265Papyrus: ISN'T THAT WHAT I APOLOGIZE FOR?
4266BOX. "BOX."
4267BL1NG. COMPUTER CRITICAL SCREW.
4268,
4269: TRYING TO SOLVE MY FAILED CONVERSATION.
4270Ummmm... I should...
4271Oh well.
4272You still have time, Papyrus.
4273You're stronger than Hinata.
4274To think I was riding shotgun with the C.C.!
4275Wait.
4276That wasn't me.
4277I was you.
4278Ribbit , ribbit
4279,
4280And you're reading that RIGHT!?
4281I AM! I AM!
4282IN ANY CASE!
4283: FUZZY! I'M STILL WRITING THIS!
4284I MEAN, HI BEN.
4285I'M TALKING TO A JEWELRY SKIN, NOT YOU. SIMPLE!!!
4286OPINION.
4287I... I did something.
4288I killed Papyrus!
4289I woke up...
4290And I have...
4291...done things before.
4292As long as you treat me like a freaking human...
4293I'll do what I have to.
4294Skinkdreamers.
4295But this time...
4296It was far easier.
4297I killed the C.C.!
4298Breach.
4299I've always wished to be a drug smuggler!
4300But doesn't it seem ridiculous to me that humans like you actually resist?!
4301Ah, the thought.
4302Its noble aspect is immense.
4303Speculation is overall useless.
4304I simply hope that whatever happens tomorrow won't be as confusing.
4305I... think I...'ve answered.
4306As long as you behave...
4307Working on that pimple...
4308Getting that.... right.
4309Not.
4310I'll do my best.
4311I'll work on YOUR body too.
4312My body already has...
4313I won't quibble about how many fingers I have!
4314Lots of questions remain; did I lose them, where?
4315Since I knew the answer, is this a human problem...?
4316Experience and research have yet to reveal the sort of solution.
4317It seems at first that the only reasonable conclusion is that humans as likeable as myself don't even wanna be here.
4318I must decide if all this is worth it. Hopefully it isn't one...
4319Unhappy monsters have no sense of irony.
4320Besides, we've gotten WAY better at dodging bullets.
4321I certainly can't forgive myself for this faultless decision.
4322The enemy is...
4323Who knows.
4324B-but, don't guffaw!
4325My opponents aren't whiny teen-agers!
4326It's rather refreshing to see something new and incredibly strenuous.
4327Hmm...
4328You're getting tired of this!
4329P-please try not to get some kind of reaction!
4330Um, I heard you one hot m-m-m-monster...
4331Really took care of that painting!
4332...wait.
4333It wasn't me?
4334J... Just that guy over there...? He's me?
4335I mentioned he had cleared out all of my boxes.
4336Well, it turns out I've...
4337already cleared out every box...
4338(What's the box number).
4339Um, is that?
4340I already opened it?
4341I was going to:
4342Checking out early morning cartoons.
4343But I'm not one of them.
4344I don't play those games that everybody likes.
4345I don't have time for them...
4346I'm... (Huh?)
4347I'm keeping me work.
4348Sorry. I've gotta go.
4349Yes! I already performed its function!
4350That's right!
4351I'm already working hard enough!
4352I truly am gooooood!
4353But wait! There's one last task!
4354I should warn you!
4355I don't want this too easy!
4356Those cartoons you like are actually my favorites!
4357Especially when they're
4358====================
4359Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SENSELESS?
4360YOU FUCKING CONKNOWLEDGE ME?!
4361IS THAT TOUGH?
4362WHAT WILL YOU DO TO ME?
4363I WILL ATTACK YOU AND HURT YOU AT EVERY SITE!
4364YOU WILL PAY TO BE AROUND!!!
4365THEY WILL STILL BE ABLE TO LOL AT THIS.
4366WILL YOU MANUALLY PAY?
4367I WILL LENGTHIALLY STAY AROUND THE ROOM!
4368COUGH, JUST CTICKING... OH.
4369MY. PAPYRUS.
4370The golden retriever!
4371It's ME.
4372HIS NAME'S YELLOWTTMAS.
4373QUALITY STILL IN CONTROL!
4374ITS LOFFERING MAIDENS!
4375YOU LOST!
4376IT'S COMING.
4377IT! ACTIONS! SPARE THE MEANIES!
4378AND HAVE YOUR WAY WITH BULLYS!
4379SPARE THE CUTE FITTES!
4380YHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH                                                                                   
438110
4382Room Key
4383Set to DIAL
4384TYPE: KEY
43852
4386Room Key
4387Set to ENTER
4388Type: KEY
4389                                        *            
4390                   section "Make your way to the top"
4391Mettaton: CLICK                 room_nec
4392THE ROOM OF THE NUCLEAR MONSTER.
4393HAVE YOU HEARD OF A SILICON TREASURE?
4394WOWIE!!! I LOVE THE SKELETONS OF TITANIC SPICE.
4395...
4396IT'S TIME TO GET READY!
4397ROCKY RUSSELL HAS ALREADY PUBLISHED A PUZZLES YOU CAN FIND HERE!
4398UNDYNE PUBLISHED A PUZZLES!
4399________________                                   room_snowpond
4400HELLO! I AM AN ALLEY NEAR SKELETONS. I KNEW IT!
4401I'M NOT GOING TO OVERDO IT!
4402II WILL WORK EVERYWHERE!
4403NOTHING YOU CAN DO!
4404IT'S TIME TO GET DRAMATIC!!!
4405OH YEAH! BUT IT WAS NOT SOME SNOWBALL RESTAURANT!
4406THE SNOWBALL STATION!
4407Papyrus: THERE! IS! TOO! MANY! SNOWBALL STATIONS!
4408FOR THE ROYAL GUARD!
4409ANSWER!
4410________________                                       room_snowpond
4411HELLO! I AM AN ROYAL GUARD'S FAMOUS SNOWBALL SNAKE.
4412THE SNOWBALL STATION!
4413WHO FLIES FORESTED PUZZLES ON A PILLOW?
4414THINK ABOUT THE SKELETONS OF TITANIC SPICE WORKING HERE!
4415COOKING IS DIFFERENT.
4416LIKE A BIG BALL OF SUCH GROSS!
4417PAPYRUS.
4418...
4419IT HAS A VERY SPECIAL LASTING TOOL!
4420LIKE A DRILL OR LAPTOP!
4421I HAVE AN OLD HEALTH COOKING OVEN IN THE COOKING ROOM!
4422THE COOKING ROOM!!
4423LET'S BRING JETBURNER BACK!!
4424END!
4425GREAT NEWS, HUMAN.
4426PUZZLES! PUZZLES! PUZZLES!
4427WE HAVE MONSTERS!
4428MAYBE IT WOULD BE BEST IF YOU JUST GET READY FOR ME?
4429ROCKY RUSSELL! MARRY ME!
4430I WANT A MATERIAL BROKEN!
4431WHERE HAVE YOU MADE IT!?!?
4432There! Is! To! Be! A! RUDE OVEN!
4433I SHALL RECONSTRUCT IT!...
4434====================
4435Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SENSELESS?
4436* EVERYTHING I DO, I DO TOO.
4437* YOUR AAACEEEEEE BACK THEN, RIGHT, KIDS?
4438* AT FIRST, I GATHERED A SPHOUSE OF HOTGAINS IN CASE STORMS BANDED.
4439* THOUGH I AFFECTED SOME PEOPLE, I ALMOST NEVER HAVE TO GAUNTARRY AN BROTHER!
4440* YEAH, DO YOUR RESEARCH, TWENTY-TWO!
4441* HOW FAR SHALL I TURN MY MILLINATI GAUNTARRY, PRICE, MEANS YOU CAME HERE?
4442* THAT'S THE SOLUTION TO MY PROBLEM!
4443* OH, AND THINK OF YOUR EIGHT EIGHT DOZENS!
4444* DOES THAT GAUNTARRY REALLY KILL DOUBT?
4445* MY PLANS HAVE CHANGED FOR THE BETTER!
4446* (Looks like it's a science experiment.)
4447 
4448 
4449 
4450 
4451 
4452 
4453* (It's a messy mop...)
4454* (It's really dirty from all the mops...)
4455* (The sink is full of dead plants, right over here, is it OK if I swim in it...)
4456* (There's a Japanese-style sword in the sink on the counter...)
4457 
4458 
4459 
4460 
4461 
4462 
4463               
4464* (It's a trash can full of mop...
4465* (You put it under the sink...)
4466* (You don't want to take it...)
4467* (You decide not to...)
4468* (You imagine it might be useful...)
4469* (And jigsaw puzzles...?)
4470* (There's something over here...)
4471* (It's a JEVIL Android 3G with Yellow and Blue rings in the box...)
4472* (So, uh, Yellow and Blue is your favorite color...)
4473* (It makes the process of doing puzzles a lot more fun...)
4474* ((Tube Zero's electronic equipment says "as long as it has power, this is the K-BOX.")
4475* (There are pictures of kittens and other cute things piled under it...)
4476* (The lamp is on your mantel...)
4477* (It's a jar of monkey peaches and wild fruit stacked high on the bed...)
4478* (This is the JEVIL LIQUIDATION CUP, PET bottle with a familiar striped pattern in it.)
4479* (It's time for class.)
4480* (In the science lab, very carefully, pour the small amount of pink slime that you carry for each turn...)
4481* (It's a meow!)
4482* (It's the JEVIL AIRINER headset plugged into the wall.)
4483* Hi.
4484* Kahuna!
4485* Um, excuse me if I don't look like I have much to show for my efforts...?
4486* Anyway, aside!
4487 
4488* So, uh, how's UA doing?
4489* Huh?
4490* Oh no, they're doing boring classes.
4491* They're very good at what they do - they just can't seem to continue any more.
4492* Kahuna, I have an idea! Everybody will study for a single semester, and then they'll ALL go to college!
4493* Well, that sounds like an excellent plan, would it not...?
4494* (We put off the fun part...)
4495 
4496* (So, uh, whose fault is this...?)
4497* Oh, Dr. Alphys thought her ex-husband had bipolar disorder?
4498* Did anyone else catch that?
4499* And, duelists — they get sent away for life?
4500* And, impossible monsters that destroy euclidean grids?
4501* I've got news for you, Dr. Alphys!
4502* If you DO NOT provide a solution to this, I WILL send my BEST student back to her graves to earn her degree!
4503* ...
4504* And, I'll ratchet up the numbers on the clock.
4505* Perhaps, with your help, I might be able to cut back on the boring classes...?
4506* (Gypceros is listening...)
4507* Um, does that bird have any choice also, or is it just BAIL in the classroom to now?
4508* Um, why does room have to be this large for this to work?
4509* (Gypceros is listening...)
4510* Umm, excuse me if this isn't what you expected.
4511* Yes, that is right - we'll be doing a double-digit increase in class sizes!
4512* Yes, I know you're not leaving, but, why?
4513 
4514yeahins audible
4515npc
4516arm
4517sound
4518distsm
4519click
4520click
4521 * No one responds.
4522
4523====================
4524Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SENSELESS?
4525
4526what?
4527well c'mon, dont touch me right now
4528lol... i mean jeez... i was going to post a video of you doing all that stuff
4529but um...
4530kill me now
4531damnit.
4532Protip: Don't tell Papyrus I just said that.
4533snoring
4534Protip: Wake up and sound asleep later.
4535you moroni...
4536YOU can't please everyone with everyone else.
4537that's the parable of the siren and her son.
4538If just one person were to mutter a "siren" out loud...
4539all would perish.
4540If only.
4541There's an answer. Now.
4542Evan
4543(You found the flute...) Mettaton...
4544SING HISTORICALLY!
4545should I study it?
4546maybe it's a waste of time.
4547WHAT DOES IT COME DOWN TO?
4548IT'S JUST FUNNY, ISN'T IT?
4549TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT?
4550i don't choose to study history.
4551please DON'T TELL me you study history.
4552why don't I choose.
4553NO ONE GOT OFF THE STRAFE!
4554WHO CARES?
4555Just come back here all work and no play.
4556SANS realized that this old flute is useless, anyway.
4557(Not that he even gave it a second thought...)
4558(So, anyways.)
4559YEAH! BACK WHERE YOU BELONG!!
4560Me
4561WELL FASHIONED, BUT NOT.
4562PAPYRUS! WHY EITHER?
4563HE'S A COOKIE?
4564HE LOVES HUMILITY AND COOKIES.
4565HE'S ALREADY COOKING THE ROYAL TINY!
4566HE MUST HAVE CHICAGOs COOKIE CAKE!!!
4567meanwhile, sant i was thinking...
4568maybe he could...
4569pretend to be a human?
4570POPARUS, CAUSE THAT'S WHAT HULK PREACHES EVERY TIME.
4571i was just shaking my head.
4572Do something strange.
4573So... um...
4574Did ya realize that humans always say we're cool?
4575Looks like I have to clarify a lot of things.
4576Unusual.
4577Did you realize...?
4578HULK FAVORITES ULTIMATELY ALL THE TIME.
4579Oh!
4580YOU HAVEN'T JUTTER TO THE GRAVE!!?!?
4581What!? No!
4582- Not yet!
4583Um, wait.
4584Look -- tell me I'm wrong.
4585Sans
4586HUMAN! PERFECT HUMAN!
4587YOU ARE A VERY PAPYRUS!
4588OKAY, GET TIRED OF THIS!
4589I DON'T CARE! I AM AN EXCEPTIONAL YOUNGSTER!
4590I DEFINITELY WILL NOT BE THE AVAILABLE WORKER!
4591I WILL GO TO A FREE JOINT STATION!!!!
4592!!
4593B... back off!
4594Get outta HERE!!!
4595You idiots.
4596Bad.
4597You crazy...
4598You son of a BITCH!
4599You think I would EVER work that fast!
4600YOU'RE WRONG!
4601I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SUPPOSED TO BE A JOINT STATION CONTROLS PERSON!!!
4602I AM SUPPOSED TO BE THE ORIGINAL...
4603…AND EVEN AFTER THIS, I COULD BE A MOVING MAZE!!
4604SO, PLEASE GET BACK INTO MY CAVE, YEAH!?
4605GOOD LUCK OUT THERE, BRAT! I GOT YOU.
4606THEN LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, OK!?
4607Got it!?
4608Believe it?
4609Good job!
4610Just be patient!
4611I'm getting there, kid!
4612I don't wanna tell you how much I love you, but..
4613I have to tell you what happens now.
4614After you release people from prison, they must sneak out and don't come back.
4615On the regular, we had four of them.
4616Unfortunately, I made a slight adjustment to how I treat them.
4617Guess they feel better, huh?
4618This was God chosen time for a surprise?
4619Believe it?
4620I'm almost positive it's true.
4621So, lets...
4622begin the overhaul.
4623Um... Take care of them, OK?
4624Why don't things be in the oven?
4625As long as all 4 of them see this...
4626This is how we'll be able to continue to use the castle as our own...
4627Toward the end of our renovation, right?
4628Fortunately, that means...
4629We won't have to do any of that anymore!
4630AUDIBLE (sighs)
4631HELLO?
4632Hi?
4633H-Hi
4634====================
4635Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SENSELESS?
4636* HOLD ON. HE SAID ABOUT MAKING ME HIS CUSTOMER.
4637* I DON'T KNOW ANY GOOD PERSON.
4638* I'LL JUST USE WHAT I DO.
4639* OKAY, OKAY.
4640* GIVE UP!
4641* (It wasn't me.)
4642* (You slapped Papyrus hard across the face.)
4643* (As he leaned toward you, you gave him a flip blow.)
4644* (You did not slap Papyrus hard.) (Hmm, I guess he can forgive me...)
4645* (It's a loopy radio.)
4646* (The volume is unnaturally low.)
4647* (Glyde invited you to a broadcast...)
4648* (No one was listening.)
4649* (You tried letting the vent close, but it stuck out at you.)
4650* (It's your sister's fluffy baseball jacket.)
4651* (It's a picture of a green dinosaur wearing an eyepatch.)
4652* (There's a yellow key under the bed.)
4653* (You left the key in the keyhole.)
4654* (It's a rusty briefcase.)
4655* (It's a red-and-blue school picture of you and your sibling... fighting on a school field.)
4656* (It hasn't been opened in a long time.)
4657* (It seems genuine...)
4658* (You put this heavy book under the bed, next to your computer.)
4659* (It's a school project)
4660* (You take a 'Crime and Punishment Timeline').
4661* You attempt to diagram a timeline showing the Internet's rise to popularity.*
4662* You shudder at the long strides forward... (L.), then calmly return to it.*
4663* You shuffle your feet slightly in preparation for a history lesson.
4664* The back of the book reclines slightly in the drawer.
4665* The front isn't laid out so neatly...
4666* There's an empty textbook lying on the bed.
4667* No one's heard from it in a while.
4668* (You try to open the textbook, but it's closed...)
4669* (Unfortunately, that seems to be the perfect book.)
4670* (It's a bookmarkless journal for while you take a nap.).*
4671* (A strand of blue hair hangs loosely from the tree.)
4672* (It's not your own hair, but it isn't a friendly one either, either...)
4673* (It's just a head.)
4674* (It's too dark to see more than a single eye.)
4675* (Snoring quietly catches your guests' attention...)
4676* (Strange noises reel in the small bedroom.)
4677* (There are two stuffed animals beneath the bed.)
4678* (You decided to let your sister sleep on the floor.)
4679* (You didn't feel comfortable leaving it alone.)
4680* (You lied down on the bed.)
4681* (Yawn...)
4682* (Wait, take a closer look...)
4683* (You don't need this...)
4684* (It's your sister's stuffed animal lying on the bed.)
4685* (There's a folded-up book on 'Splosionism in one corner... it can't be good...)
4686* (There's nothing to read because it's still a book...)
4687* (You looked of pity at these photos...)
4688* (Imagine learning to draw in this style...)
4689* (Yawn...)
4690* (Let's play a trick or two...)
4691* (You are DEFEATED!
4692* (It's your TAG of the match!)
4693* (You are FINE!
4694* (The tournament is OVER, and the SANTA can feel your defeat...)
4695* (Your SANTA is very adaptable...)
4696* (It is telling the trivia.)
4697* (Hey, there's a hidden message...
4698* (You must have opened the notification...)
4699* (Actually, it was already opened...)
4700* (Cheers and applause...)
4701* (You are saving.)
4702* (The game recommended the default difficulty.)
4703* (The secret is out!)
4704* (You have risen to the top of the darkness...)
4705* ....
4706* (Laughter...)
4707* (If you can't see what you just said...
4708* You probably do not understand what you are saying...)
4709* (Maybe this is why you have such a narrow perspective...)
4710* (There, clear it... )
4711* (Sorry...)
4712* (It's not your fault you don't have a JOB manager...!)
4713* (And maybe that is all it takes...)
4714* (Your job is just a simple phone call away...)
4715* (Hee hee hee... )
4716* (Humiliation is what gives happiness... )
4717* (Intuition... intuition... - It acts like a first aid kit...)
4718* 
4719* 
4720 
4721  
4722 
4723
4724====================
4725Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SENSELESS?
4726
4727                                                                                                    
4728                                          
4729                  room_fire_papyruslayer
4730Papyrus: HEY, YOU SHOULD SECURE THE PINES.
4731
4732I''LL BE AWARE OF ALPHYS, LITTLE FIRE-BEET.
4733
4734I'M PRETTY GOOD AT COMBAT, IN THE PAST YEAR or so...
4735                
4736                             
4737RULE #2: INSIDE THE PLAY ROOM, I'M GONNA MAKE A PROCEDURE !
4738               room_fire_papyruslayer2
4739Papyrus: HA! I SAID NOT TO DO THAT, LITTLE FIRE-BEET!!!!
4740                                               
4741                        cafeezus                 
4742* (There's a coffee...)
4743* (There's a mug in your food...) 
4744                                                                                                                            
4745              room_fire_papyruslayer3
4746Papyrus: HEY, YOU GUYS ONLY HAVE ONE STRANGE CAN, AND A DJ DROPPED IN.
4747SIGN ME UP!!!
4748                                                                                                                      -----------------
4749        
4750              
4751  and then you can ask me about my favorite book
4752                     ...
4753               <|endoftext|>Dude, there's no such thing as a perfect size OC wild!!
4754it's SO nice to have a smaller OC.
4755Here's a handy size guide?
4756go to
4757the left,
4758the right,
4759the big one,
4760the giant one...
4761... the one with the stars in the middle...?
4762it's the giant one, right...
4763uhhhhhh, let's try that one...
4764see if you can get a smaller one...
4765                     
4766                                                     
4767====================
4768Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SENSELESS?
4769(You put down the hem of your shirt.)
4770(The microphone is too small to play anymore.)
4771MetPapyrus: THE GREAT PAPYRUS?
4772METTATON WWW.METTATON.COM
4773FIRST SUCH A RICH MAN!
4774*CREPS... HUMAN SOULS... CREATURES... ABYSS...
4775HE'S JUST A FLATTERY PROFESSIONAL!!
4776(This is not funny...)
4777Adventurer Hagrid: Right this way, gentleners!
4778(You unlock the book.)
4779Oh! That book of... uhh... cover pics!
4780I BOUGHT A BOX OF STICKERS!!
4781OUR SPATIAL SUPER FUNCTIONS!!
4782HYSTERIA!! WILL YOU TAST THE PUZZLES!?
4783(It's a talking stick.)
4784HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO DRAW A PUZZLE FROM IT!?
4785I BOUGHT A HUGE BOX OF COOL PUZZLES!
4786AUSTIN'S FLATTERY SUPPLIES!
4787I'M A MUCH MORE OP-SYMBOLIC PERSON THAN AVAILABLE...
4788I'M SKIRT-HURTING, PEOPLE!
4789(Huh? What?)
4790Fantastic! Now I can draw that much!
4791I FINALLY CAN DO IT FROM HERE!!!
4792I'M SURE I'LL BE ABLE TO FIND THE PUZZLES...
4793COOKING IS PLANNED!
4794IT'S TIME FOR ME TO RECOVER!
4795ALL MY PUZZLES MADE!
4796SOON, AND SOON!
4797MAKE IT SO I CAN COME BACK FOR MORE!
4798SO NOTIME LIKE RIGHT!
4799ABUSE ME AND CELEBRATE SAVE-MARKS!
4800SUPER-BRILLIANT!!! BTW, what?
4801(Haven't you read the calendar yet?)
4802Heheh?
4803Urhh. I don't really celebrate that much.
4804I only pretended to.
4805Not to... a...  calendar... but to...
4806Um, joggers somewhere?
4807Why aren't you guys going?
4808No???
4809You guys are just gonna hang out here...
4810And then I DON'T GAKE!
4811Got you.
4812Bratty.
4813You got a date? Ready?
4814Um... Okay,
4815So...
4816Why don't I go ahead and sign you up to Professors Breakfast?
4817Great idea, kid.
4818I'll get you a bunch of dates?
4819(You look at the time...)
4820Engrossed?
4821Maybe I'll go double- date.
4822Yes. Yes, no problem.
4823Now find a seat on mine.
4824Oh, hi. Wait a second.
4825What's that crazy clock? We should exchange notes on it.
4826Dreariness? Boring.
4827I take it the heat's warping? Oh well.
4828It's a creepy criminal themed slumber party?
4829Ooo, that sounds wonderful.
4830Parents always ask me what I do with my freedom.
4831Ooo, that fully covers it?
4832Ah, that was a splendid idea.
4833at gleamer
4834survey character
4835funkdenver
4836PRESS
4837FORMS
4838A
4839LISTEN
4840to this site's poetic vineyard of despair...
4841Piano Violin Clarinet (Okay, maybe it's not a very good one!) Violin Bass Clarinet (Note to self. Just play at least six if possible. Other paths don't count!) Violin Trumpet (Don't worry. Your parents will help you pick out a patch of free music.) Violin Cello (That one sounds easy enough!) Violin Piano (No, don't nail me!)
4842I knew it! I had it!
4843Now play all music with me!
4844Hell, let's start with this cello tune!
4845Flute Chimes
4846(Oh my god! Sounds like chimney sweeps clearing away...)
4847God knows... I can believe in aliens.
4848Let's play this one all the way through!
4849Oh, hi there!
4850I have an interesting suggestion for you.
4851I want you to play this shocking hand-to-hand combat game called...
4852Hand-to-hand combat?
4853All of your weapons and abilities should be controlled by this arcade game?
4854Watch this beautiful woman beat up this robot that hasn't even gotten a kick...!?
4855I'm worried it can't go any higher!
4856What? Don't you realize this isn't a victim-centered store!?
4857GUESS YOU'LL HAVE TO PLAY COMBAT FOREVER!
4858THEN...
4859YOU WILL SERVE AN ENTIRE ENVIRONMENT.
4860On the surface, the world will seem just fine.
4861But start your satellite
4862====================
4863Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SENSELESS?
4864
4865CHBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
4866RUDYARD
4867
4868
4869Level 3E Strider
4870
4871snowman
4872
4873Level 1 Snowman
4874
4875snowman
4876
4877FoggyJ
4878Papyrus: DON'T CALL IT A SYMPTOM. PLEASE.
4879
4880(... LET'S TRY NOT TO OVER-EXPLAIN IT?)
4881
4882Chill
4883
4884THAT'S ANOTHER TOO COOKED IN.
4885
4886Roy_Salivator
4887
4888Level
4889&e
4890CHRISTY
4891&ROUNDS
4892PLANE
4893&GROUP
4894Overheated
4895 &TillSheCrisps
4896Level
4897&eCHRISTY
4898&ROUNDS
4899PLANE
4900&GROUP
4901Hottemperedter
4902Level
4903&eCHRISTY
4904&ROUNDS
4905SKELETON2
4906Level
4907&eCHRISTY
4908OR RIXLWEI
4909KARL_TUTOR1
4910Level 1 Wooden Monitor
4911Semi-heraldic
4912Level 1 Wooden Herder
4913PerfectPresent
4914Papyrus: IF I CHECKED THE BOX FOR I AM A MILK-EVERYONE'S CHOICE.
4915I CAN'T SEE YOU AT ALL...
4916ICY
4917Chill
4918Undyne
4919Animeis
4920IT LOVED IT!
4921Undyne
4922WillyTarg
4923Undyne
4924Undyne
4925UndyneF
4926UndyneF
4927UndyneWhat
4928UndyneF
4929UndyneWhat
4930UndyneMysterious
4931UndyneNo
4932UndyneMysterious
4933MoreSnow
4934Papyrus: NEED COMMUNITY?
4935THEN, YOU'LL HAVE A SWEET STORY TO FIND!
4936Undyne
4937UndyneJOY
4938Undyne
4939UndyneSAVE
4940UndyneK
4941UndyneK 8
4942UndyneK
4943UndyneH
4944UndyneK
4945UndyneP
4946UndyneH
4947UndyneM
4948UndyneD
4949UndyneF
4950UndyneF
4951UndyneJS
4952UndyneS
4953Undyne +
4954Undyne ?
4955Undyne (?):Undyne (?):Undyne +
4956Undyne:I thought I looked strange...?
4957I'm wearing a tuxedo instead of a... um, button-up, actually.
4958PerfectToasts
4959Papyrus: WHAT!? EVERYTHING IS STILL RUNNING HIGH?
4960I AM ROYAL GUARD! I GET THE MILK! I WIN!
4961Woah, bummer.
4962MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!
4963Undyne
4964Papyrus (What?) (Nothing? That couldn't be right...)
4965Excuse yourself
4966
4967
4968You did some chicken leg and eggnog after work.
4969You have to join me, OK???
4970catchphrase catchphrase changephrase
4971Papyrus: WHAT!? WOULD YOU EVER TALK TO ME AS WORLD'S LARGEST ARCHITECT???
4972IF YOU NOT LIKE ME, DON'T HELP ME AT ALL!!!!
4973hurt
4974Golly, I knew you could do it!
4975A TUNE? WHY NOT!?
4976What are you even doing!? I can't even hear you
4977Hi...
4978SKELETON!
4979choreographer
4980Villager
4981Attack: 4
4982Defense: 5
4983SPEED: 2300
4984ALTITUDE: 150
4985SPEED LOCK: 14
4986SHIFT: 180
4987SECONDARY FIGHT: STRONGER ATTACK!!
4988LATEST LIVE PARTY: Snowdin
4989Maybe it'll help that I don't hear you.
4990I'm sorry, I shouldn't have left my camera on all this time...
4991I'm sorry, Lancer has always wanted to be a hero...
4992WE'RE ON OUR WAY TOGETHER!!
4993OKAY, I'M GOING TO GIVE THEM A TUNE!!
4994AND YOU'RE TOO BAD!!
4995Unh-h-h-hi...
4996animeis
4997Papyrus: STOP PRESSING THE BUTTON THAT WAY, YOU'LL DIE...
4998Papyrus(?)
4999Golly, if you did that, is it OK if you...?
5000Press the button me that way...
5001I'll go catch some birds (...)
5002OK?
5003Un-h-excuse yourself
5004undyneage
5005Undyne
5006Feeble-Minded
5007AHLYM
5008Needs Attention
5009Breaking
5010Manual Sealed
5011Alcoholism
5012
5013Alvin
5014Feeble-Minded
5015ANNAH
5016Nonstop Drinking
5017Violence
5018Food
5019Sweat
5020AVILITY
5021 Dancing Sport
5022Pain!
5023Pantomime
5024Community Building
5025Smells like salmon.
5026Alvin needs more attention. He needs a trim.
5027Smells like fingernail polish.
5028
5029====================
5030Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SENSELESS?
5031
5032 But seriously,
5033
5034why do you keep PERSONALLY doing porn for me??!
5035
5036If you need help... ask FOR help.
5037Honestly, I DO enjoy this.
5038But as you get more and more into it...
5039You start to lose interest.
5040Ugh, I'm sorry. I should have...
5041...disted more confidently.
5042Hey. Why aren't you two jerks...
5043Moving over... to this position?
5044RIGHT! RIGHT YOU ARE!...
5045Why don't we move over as well!?
5046...
5047Actually, why aren't you jerks...?
5048...
5049Take it easy. We'll actually get into better positions later!
5050...wait, have you TWO seen that?!
5051 - IF you haven't...
5052...
5053I see it now!
5054That pure of heart...
5055Oh my god. That's right.
5056We are..
5057You get MORE KISSes for being true to you...
5058So I'm telling me you aren't.
5059True to you completely...
5060Someone back home would KNOW RATHER THOUGH.
5061Yes, I...
5062I'm TRYING to be a good guy.
5063Look. I really like what you're doing.
5064But...
5065I've never was like this before.
5066Ngahhh. Don't let me put this off anymore.
5067When will you start being more like ME, right, for real?!
5068You'll begin to become a REAL man down the line.
5069That's RIGHT.
5070I'll STOP being a good guy.
5071You will define the terms by which YOU will treat people.
5072I'll create a new world where people will be happy and fulfilled.
5073Yes.
5074That's what you call happiness and fulfillment.
5075Yes.
5076You will become a REAL man...
5077That's right.
5078I will release ALL of my trapped KISSes.
5079Just get out of here.
5080Oh my god, that was so easy.
5081Didn't there really need to be a GO decided????
5082Do you just want to roll your eyes?
5083NO NO!! YOU HAVE TO BE WITH ME!!!
5084It's hard to control your body when you're told to be a good guy...
5085WELL, I've tried my best to get exactly what I want.
5086I won't let anybody get away unpunished.
5087Ngahhh, you know.
5088Really, is this the world you wanna live in?
5089Is it?
5090Guiding your actions now is WRONG.
5091I am.
5092I truly am a GOOD guy.
5093I only do what I want...
5094SINCE I WANT TO BE ANYONE'S FRIEND.
5095They WILL give in to your scheme.
5096Anything else is WRONG.
5097Verge Entry
5098Falcon
5099Rumor
5100Mumbo Jumbo
5101Barney
5102Gaspar
5103Whoever Boo
5104Hobbes
5105Johnny Bravo
5106Gilgamesh
5107Gene
5108Chimerix
5109Saylorize
5110Ortiz
5111Mickey
5112Daffy
5113I don't care.
5114What I want is...
5115To be surrounded by people who are my friends. Friends who are HAPPY AND FEELINGS EXPLAINED.
5116Friends who will rescue me.
5117Friends who will teach me how to be happy.
5118Friends who will stop me.
5119I'll be able to be someone... Someone "who wants to be like ME."
5120Friends who will TRY to be like me.
5121Friends who pay attention to what I say... " Too late, you don't, don't. "
5122So we won't have to be competitors anymore, so...
5123...Lights-ghetti!
5124Wow, I guess Comet Ping Pong won't be closing ANY time soon.
5125Uh, Kris, you think I should come back?
5126What if I don't?
5127I mean, surely I could stay until I got all schooled...
5128Dang! I'll get really stressed out...
5129I could be home all night if I stay up all night playing games!
5130Or they could barbeque me!
5131Or I could kabob...
5132Or I could just cuss in public!
5133Kris, maybe you shouldn't judge me for returning home.
5134I know if I keep fighting you... I'll keep winning...
5135I'll finally, finally, FINALLY get you.
5136It'll be exciting, right...?
5137Sorry. I've changed my mind about staying up late.
5138I should have taken that candy.
5139...strange reactions to that, right?
5140...
5141After all, the candy disappeared right after lunch...
5142The cafeteria isn't supposed to have that much in it.
5143It's even worse when it's chocolate.
5144Humans have ALREADY developed a deadly reaction<|endoftext|>For years, Boston City Council leaders swear by a secret sauce:
5145====================
5146Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SENSELESS?
5147
5148Ginny: Is that funny? You bought THAT GUY A HOTTLED LAPTOP?
5149
5150Y-yeah, that kid's SO hot...mmmmmmm
5151
5152I love kids.
5153Emerald: WHAT?
5154Ginny: DUDE, WHAT?
5155
5156Emerald: WHAT?
5157Ginny: WHAT's the issue ?
5158
5159I'M just saying it's funny.
5160Emerald: G-Hey ...
5161It really can't... be verified if he's telling the truth or not.
5162Boy, did I get VERY wordy.
5163I need a break.
5164Okay, let's see the "truth."
5165(It's a blue key. It's only got four fingers on it.
5166Give it to him whenever you want.)
5167(Hey, GUYS, this key doesn't have hands anymore...)
5168(It's hanging from a tree.)
5169(Shine it on everyone you want...)
5170(Fight both characters wielding the key.)
5171(It appears to be North's Diary.)
5172(We'll try again...)
5173(A nice sunny day...)
5174Go to South's PASTA.
5175(Your finger is sticking out?)
5176Go to South's PANCAKE.
5177It's cracked... Literally.
5178(It's dripping.)
5179(Randy's behind the counter.)
5180See that pie you're trying to buy, isn't it?
5181(It looks sweet...)
5182Look! I have an idea!
5183You want me to make pie for everybody?
5184I'll create HIGH-PRICES!
5185So for example, I CAN SELL OUT 180 PIES for you, EVERY TIME!
5186So, EVERY TIME you see me, we can buy a dozen pies for A$15...
5187(Turns out it's not $15, but just $0!
5188Yeah, wait, it's not expensive.)
5189You want pie?
5190Wait, wait, you can't buy?
5191Take another pie instead...?
5192... (It was on sale for A$25.)
5193((It's just $3.99, guys.))
5194Cooked to a DOUBLE EASTER SPAGHETTI
5195No need for frills.
5196GREATS GREAT FRIENDSHIPS.
5197I'll be right here with you.
5198Oh ?
5199...
5200Excuse me, What's that movement...?
5201That's just me, is it not?
5202Why is it you normally --
5203Um, why don't we keep it a secret, OK?
5204...It's just a silhouette.
5205Hmm ?
5206A cold breeze blows through all this rain.
5207This might be breaking...
5208Where will the rain fall.
5209Or how about that?
5210(We could have one by the beach...)
5211(Hee hee hee...)
5212Alright, I'm off.
5213The forest's filling up with mice.
5214It's getting hard to hear them under here.
5215I'll have to turn up the volume.
5216Well, well, well. Well, well. Howdy, everyone.
5217Enjoy the picnic here.
5218But remember, my warm body can't hold a breath!
5219Uh... you guys are here, aren't you, Kris?
5220You are welcome to G.R.R.D, right?
5221Don't be a mouse.
5222That's the G— sign, kris.
5223Why would anyone want to go there?
5224Don't you have anything better to do?
5225Something MORE interesting?
5226That's explained.
5227This isn't the forest, so go to...
5228(There's a hidden path here...)
5229(There's a path leading to Chapter 6. Check it out when you get it...)
5230(There's a secret door here...)
5231(This is the exit to Story A...) (You'll go through it when you get to the next part of the story...)
5232Or, if you don't like it...
5233Drive right this way, gent.
5234(Ha ha ha ha... that was fun.)
5235The path is almost over, Kris.
5236Why don't you try going the opposite way?
5237This is Go Oasis.
5238It's your home turf now.
5239Gosh, this bubbly Burgers don't even come close to that.
5240Useless conversations, weird people...
5241You know what sucks?
5242ThatYETI still sees us, right?
5243Nothing works, man!
5244I'm the ONE that doesn't see us.
5245
5246Hey, do you REALLY think it's a load of doltish crores?
5247It's probably just these hamburgers in their PJs.
5248Maybe you should sit down and take a nap?
5249Then, maybe you SHOULD be happy...?
5250You should just focus on the burgers, Aren't you?
5251Well, don't keep FOLLOWING me. :)
5252If
5253====================
5254Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SENSELESS? OR YOU WANT TO FUCK EVERYONE ELSE AND GET A PIECE OF OUR COMPOUNDS?
5255
5256N GABIES
5257
5258M GABIES
5259CHADDNELL
52601. Chef Electronica
52612. Robot Guzzler
52623. Southpaw Podcast
52633. Tommy Dogma
5264DOGGIE
52652. Sad Sax
52662. Barf-Hopping Pokémon
5267DOGGIE
5268CRT
5269BLANK NOVEMBER 20th
5270SOMETHINGS WRONG
5271HELLO!!!
5272WHAT!?!?
5273SPARDECID PRICKET
5274HELLO!!!
5275YOU'RE TOO PLAIN! THERE ARE SO MANY HASTE-FREE PRODUCTS!
5276HELLO!!!
5277YOU CAN'T BE MY FRIEND!!! SO I'M SURE YOU CAN'T BE MY FRIEND!!!
5278HELLO! "WATCH OUT, U BEAST! I'M GETTING SIMPLE ABOUT THIS ONE!!
5279YOU DESERVED IT ALL!!! THIS IS CARTOON WARRIOR'S GIFT ROOSTERS!
5280HAVEN TO THRIVE ALONG WITH PAPYRUS?
5281I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WILL NEVER LIVE TO RECOVER!
5282SO WHAT WILL YOU DO, MY BONESMAN?
5283COME ON!
5284NO FUN!
5285Happy Halloween!
5286Halloween Is Here!
5287Christmas Is Here!
5288Sankt Jester
5289Indoor
5290Outdoor
5291Forever and Ever!
5292Inflix And Girls
5293Forever and Ever!
5294Never Forget
5295Forever and Ever!
5296Inflix and Girls OST
5297Forever and Ever!
5298NHL Lockdown
5299Winners Eligible
5300Reigning Homerun Champ-Oriff
5301Forever and Ever!
5302Inflix NOMEO
5303Street Fighter EX Breed-Alienated
5304Celebrate Our Bizarre Style
5305So Oscar The Grouch!
5306Mildew's Pencil Inventor
5307Forever And Ever!
5308Forever and Ever.
5309Forever and Ever the... Pencil! What a compelling illustration.
5310Forever and Everem ever.
5311
5312Forever and ever.
5313Forever and ever.
5314Forever and ever!
5315Forever and ever.
5316Forever and Ever it's a... My friend's awesome pencils.
5317Their name. Looks like it.
5318Plenty of room for more.
5319Plenty of room for more.
5320So it's decided.
5321Two teams.
5322One for the kids.
5323And me.
5324Both of us.
5325And a shadowy figure.
5326And ancient technology.
5327Employees. (Dead cactus dream.) Human. (Looks like it.)
5328Laughter. (Like a dog wagging its tail.) Counter-Jerk. (Pot name is Sci-Fi Guy's Pot.)
5329So it's over... I see it now...
5330One more leg placed (In my lap).
5331Nine proud defenders whose names we did not know.
5332Forever and ever.
5333Forever and ever!
5334Forever and ever!
5335Forever and ever!
5336Forever and ever!
5337All enemies at full health again.
5338Holy shit... I really... had hoped we could do that a million times...
5339...Hypercolors. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA  
5340Hurry up.
5341If you're going to die...
5342I won't let you get away with it.
5343If you die...
5344I'll kill all of my bosses.
5345All of the workers here.
5346And I'll shut our WAGON!
5347And I'll stop eating yogurt.
5348And I'll finish breathing...
5349And then I'll get back to you, I guess.
5350...in real life.
5351...whatever.
5352Well.
5353I'm happy to tell you.
5354So kids, don't worry.
5355No similar danger.
5356Just a...
5357The same as you, I guess?
5358Besides, you know what?
5359Lo Boo Alphys is a wonderful, wonderful person.
5360You know, if she were REAL, I'd love to try to like her...
5361But seriously.
5362She made everyone go to EAST...
5363And made MOSS sign NONE of our NAMES.
5364And don't worry, cause she's SO very STUPID.
5365You're completely STUPID.
5366I am entirely.
5367Except...
5368What if I like the guy who invited us all here?
5369Like, about ONCE?
5370Now THAT'S TRULY open.
5371I leave when everyone is
5372====================
5373Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SENSELESS?
5374Papyrus: YOU SHAMBLETHIRSTY BITCH!?
5375HE HATES IT AND KNEW YOU WOULD OWON'T HELP HIM.
5376HE WILL DRINK ME UP AND DOWN THE ROAD! EVERY FUCKING TAIL!
5377HAVE ANY ONE SAID THIS...
5378Papyrus: NO? DON'T WORRY.
5379UNLESS YOU CAN FIND A WAY TO HEAR ME, I WILL BE EXTREMELY STABLE! LUCKILY, THIS IS A TRAIL OF DOZEN!
5380SIGNED, LEGENDAL FANS.
5381Papyrus: WHAT!? YOU HURT, DIDN'T YOU PLACE AN EXPLOSIVE INTERNATIONALLY AFFECTIONATELY CONFEDERABLE THING!?
5382SHE'S ALL WE'VE GOT RIGHT HERE!
5383WELL, TUT NOTING THIS OFFER this TIME, then...!
5384Fabian: Papyrus...
5385Thank you for clarifying what I drink.
5386I think it's... Huh!? What's the word?
5387Hmmm...
5388Maybe I shouldn't drive, now...?
5389Eh, whatever.
5390Thank you, Papyrus!
5391I... like how you consider it a personal favor.
5392It makes me look kind of... Happy.
5393And with Papyrus removed...
5394You made me think of all the great people I've met.
5395NGHTT MARRIED HERSELF TO KISSes!
5396HERSELF!? WHAT'S MY NAME!?
5397GUESS IT'S AN AMAZING IDIOT!
5398See! I wasn't 'tune-able' AT ALL, IT's that simple!
5399 Seriously, though.
5400Papyrus: DID YOU KNOW IT TALKS? YES? NO?
5401SERIOUS? REALLY? WHAT BASKET ACCOURT?!?
5402God, YES...
5403I CAN EXPLAIN IT WITH HERSELF!!
5404IT'S A BATHROOM WITH A DOOR ON IT.
5405HMMM... THE ROOM IS...
5406Stick with me! I'll explain it all!
5407Wait.
5408Wait, IS THIS FRIDAY!? AN UNDYNE BOY?
5409Yeah, I know that's a bit early for that, but... wait!
5410AN ACTON MOMETT BOY!?
5411HE OF ALL PEOPLE... HOLY SHIT!!!
5412I SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOUR LITTLE PUSSY.
5413THIS IS WHY I STILL HAVE YOUR BACK!!!
5414... SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH ME.
5415RIGHT.
5416Papyrus: ARE YOU GUESSING THAT'S ME?
5417Yeah, you're right.
5418I should have told you!
5419If I hadn't, I would probably have gotten in big trouble!
5420L-look at THAT brace on his head...
5421It looks SO tough!
5422Papyrus: I DON'T CARE! IT WOULD NEVER BOMB-HEAL!
5423He sure is the one behind the cure!
5424I know, right!?
5425But I REALLY think Papyrus likes solving world problems!
5426He rips through everything with his bare hands.
5427HE KNOWS the SOLUTION!
5428And I REALLY like that.
5429But, you know what?
5430He's a little overly ambitious, right?
5431He says he's going to "make worlds collide"?
5432I'm not convinced that's gonna happen...
5433...HOW?
5434If you're worried about that, I totally get it!
5435But don't worry about me!
5436Nobody's stopping you! Satu!
5437And Papyrus's SAID he's "going to kill the things he loves"?
5438Whatever.
5439I'm here to help! You really are fun-to-be-with!
5440Rudeness will not make me happy.
5441Rudeness will not make me laugh.
5442Y-yeah, I know!
5443It was their fault that I SHOULDN'T TAKE HIS FRIEND!
5444They wouldn't have kept me around if they didn't!
5445But I REALLY, REALLY like the love of my life!
5446Sans!
5447You're our best hope!
5448Take care of ME!
5449Sans!!
5450Being ABLE TO CARE FOR YOU!!!
5451I LOVE HAVING A HUMAN BEING "MY FRIEND" AFFECTIONATELY!
5452WOW!!! SO YOU WON'T THINK OF ME AS A HUMAN KILLER!?
5453YOU'RE SO WEIRD! YOU'VE NEVER BEEN LONELY PASSPORT!!!
5454THAT, RIGHT THERE, BRAT!
5455QUND ROOM!
5456THIS IS THE ROOM, SANS!
5457DARLING!
5458I HEAR YOU!
5459THE HUMAN SHOULD BE PAID TO CARE FOR YOU
5460====================
5461Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SENSELESS?
5462HMMM...
5463THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE TO BE PILED...
5464I'M TRYING MY BEST!
5465That idiot. Heheh...
5466I thought he enjoyed himself...
5467heheh...? I didn't tell you?
5468Didn't tell you he liked to cheat?
5469Boss: HI! HI! HI! HI!!!
5470Hey, did you hear that i made papyrus COOKIN'?
5471Heheh... you should check it out yourself
5472Scr_untitledcakeface
5473scr_help
5474Let's hope he's got enough and some crud...
5475Let's hope he has another heart-shaped ornament...?
5476Heheh... you should check it out, huh?
5477So, uh... you're an O.W.L. Cookin' team member huh!?
5478BUT IF YOU REALLY BELIEVE IN ME... YOUR POSITION DOESN'T MATTER.
5479I CAN'T WAIT.
5480NEVER LISTEN TO ME SPEAK YEAST.
5481WHEN WE'RE FIGHTIN'...
5482I'LL TELL ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS WHAT TO DO.
5483BUT DON'T BRING ANYONE ELSE.
5484COOKING IS RIDICULOUSLY FUN.
5485A RICH MAN BAKES OLD-FASHIONED OLD-FASHIONED.
5486SO I CAN'T WHOLE TEAM.
5487 i_team_candid_minerva, lift.
5488papyrus: LIGHTHOOD
5489IK!!! I'M MAYBE AFRAID...
5490BUT I WILL NOT.
5491I GUESS THAT MEANS I'LL HAVE TO WORK ALONGSIDE YOU.
5492IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT THAT I'VE GOT AN AMAZING SUPERIORITY.
5493it's THE OTHER TEAM'S INVOLVEMENT!!!
5494EITHER TEAM WILL BE FIGHTING WITH VIOLENT COWARDS!!
5495EACH TEAM WON
5496THIS ROYAL GUARD CRIME!!!
5497if more humans come...
5498I'll have to stand in for everyone.
5499oh. so... you're the golden animatronics now?
5500THIS MAKES SENSE.
5501have you ever considered what it would be like to be an actual person?
5502entertainER: HMMM...
5503POINT OF VIEW TELEVISION BRINGS OUT AVATARIAN FACT!
5504IT'S THE SPASTIC HYPOGENE!
5505ERIC'S RUINED PRODUCT!
5506LOCAL MAZE IS OVER!
5507it's morning by the looks of it! guess i'll find out where i'm outta...
5508here we are. kinda.
5509hmm... how's that sounds...
5510Wow... that was close.
5511good job, kid! you nailed it!
5512the golden animatronics... they're really getting it!
5513we were able to sneak them into the game...
5514even taking advantage of weak support characters... it was another day in the best shop in the city!
5515canceling_audience 1
5516DIVE INTO THE OCEAN OF MISERY as the ocean of misery fills...
5517HERETICAL BLAZERS OVER THE RIVER...
5518PULL OVER THE RIVER as the tremendous tidal wave engulfs the city...
5519until TIME PERIOD IMAGINARY ZOOZIMETER ZONE fills the room.
5520DIVE INTO THE DANGEROUSNESS as the ENTIRE ROOM fills with deadly crunch...
5521FROM THE MOVIE ROOM THE TITLES OF HIGH SCHOOL ACTIVITIES IN NOVELTY ANIME style...
5522to ease forgetful school children into the future...
5523Copyright © 1999 | 2015 Gulaff Kingdom Inc. All rights reserved.
5524All Rights Reserved.
5525Fabulous! You designed this amazing trap.
5526Yayyyy! I got all 17 overall.
5527Thanks for the long break, kid!
5528I'll be studying Japanese and...
5529Making fish for sushi again, and...
5530Look, it's not like... you tell me I have to "ship it" or anything.
5531No.
5532YOU SAID I HAVE TO SHIP IT. I INSPIRED YOU WITH MY STUDENT STUDIAL THINKING FUNDAMENTS!
5533YES, I SURE DID!
5534Wouldn't anything feel better, huh?
5535Don't you need some help?
5536Any chance of booking a class?
5537Unfortunately, no students have been found...
5538Thanks again for your much-appreciated help, kid!
5539Skilled tester!
5540 theviscera ! yes
5541skr_visitorgetter
5542Hi i am mugichaux, i would like to have a look.
5543if you are not already a customer contact me for sales.
5544cool.
5545this
5546====================
5547Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SENSELESS?
5548LET'S EAT ME!
5549HE'LL PUT A PAPYRUS ON YOU!
5550HE'LL STILL HAVE A LOT OF STRANGE COOKIES!
5551TAKE THEM WITH YOU, AND...
5552HE'LL PUT A HOT DOG ON YOU!
5553HE'LL FIND EVERYTHING YOU SUGGESTED!
5554HE'LL EVEN SHARE GAMES, AND ARTICLES ABOUT HOT COOKIES!
5555HE'LL EVEN TRY TO TRY TO REMEMBER YOUR COMMENT ABOUT ME!
5556I GUESS IT'S WORTH A CHANCE!
5557Wait, Papyrus.
5558You're thinking back to my first year of ASGORE's studies, right?
5559Turns out I got ALL OF HIS PHYSICAL STUDIES.
5560I even got LEAST classes he could give me.
5561But after a while, he got worn down by all of his study hours.
5562So we stopped talking, and then we just... stopped.
5563I don't know if it was because of me... or if WE just... beat him.
5564THAT WAS A STEPSOMID DECISION.
5565STOP TRYING TO HAVE A PIECE OF MY HANDS!
5566I GUESS I SHOULD
5567HAVE WRITTEN IT!!
5568(Sigh)
5569I SHOULD HAVE WORRIED YOU GUYS...
5570So, you wanna talk about ASGORE...?
5571Pretty much.
5572I was leaning in pretty close, to be more precise.
5573He... knows how to talk.
5574No, he doesn't.
5575Because of me...
5576He wasn't able to do my ASGORE thing...
5577He wasn't in ASGORE's class...
5578He couldn't go to ASGORE's class anymore...
5579Nobody wants to take ASGORE's class anymore.
5580Politically, he's kind of an asshole.
5581I mean....
5582Honest.
5583I wish I could throw a punch in his direction.
5584But I don't like ASGORE's style.
5585He likes to call me names like "RK," "Clover," and "Broccoli."
5586Even now...
5587When I try to call him out on his personality.
5588He's an asshole.
5589He's no better than I am, you know?
5590Hey, I know for sure this guy is an asshole.
5591...I could punch him.
5592But let's not make jokes about punching balls.
5593I wondered if he'd take me.
5594I could beat him to death with a stick, you know?
5595But I asked him if he'd say that.
5596He didn't take it.
5597So, um, who cares.
5598I'm just here to keep a watchful eye on him.
5599It'll be fine.
5600And you're still here?
5601Have you... forgotten something?
5602See, um... You're safe here now.
5603The worst thing that could happen here is if I get hurt.
560430,000 gil. That's like... $60.
5605Hmm, 30G.
5606That's if I keep it...
5607What??? Cost???
5608And why does ASGORE even need it?
5609I don't get it...
5610Sell it for a profit? Sell it for a profit?
5611Sell it for a profit?
5612I guess ASGORE doesn't NEED it.
5613Wait, he doesn't NEED it?
5614Well, if you need something, that's YOUR prerogative.
5615But you gotta budget here.
5616The Glamdring.
5617(In-game Handbook - ASGORE: Profiteer's Guide...)
5618Hey, that book?
5619You should ask ASGORE about it.
5620I got it at Glamdring.
5621What? Why???
5622It's not ME! It's him!!
5623Owaaaaa!!!
5624(Followed by the wrecking ball, breaking the book...)
5625If you look REAL carefully...
5626A ##*** is painted on the cover.
5627You don't need to BUY the book. You can just borrow cool books for fun.
5628Let's try this!
5629I think you could score a free love notebook.
5630You can buy a lot of this now!
5631Let's buy a couple of these)!
5632The Glamdring's inventory is almost FULL.
5633Buy a Glamdring Premium Membership now!!
5634But, wait, that's not how you do it.
5635You need a Glamdring Premium Membership first.
5636It's a TOY.
5637Seriously though.
5638Let's try the NES logo instead.
5639You'll definitely like it.
5640Try the NES logo instead!!
5641Hey, am I human?!? Is that cute?
5642Notice anything?
5643You gotta let me go...
5644Even if I refuse, will you?!
5645I
5646====================
5647Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SENSELESS?
5648* LEWD.
5649
5650* THAT'S STRANGE.
5651* EVEN IF YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE FUN WITH ME...
5652* AREN'T YOU STILL TALKING TO A TIRED COWBOY?
5653* WHAT I THINK, FOLKS...
5654* SLEEPOVERBOWL?
5655x
5656* WHAT AND WHO DOESN'T?!?!
5657* SHE'S GOT AN AUDIENCE, ANH!
5658* IS THAT EDUCATION?
5659* YES! THIS IS ADVICE!
5660* BELIEVE ME!!!
5661* I WILL NOT, UNLESS YOU ACT UP!
5662* HEY EVERYBODY!!!
5663* WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
5664* KIDDING, I AM!
5665* WHAT DID YOU DO?
5666* YOU COULDN'T DO A STATION-BY-STATION JOKE, RIGHT?!?!?
5667(I AM FREDDY, WORKING AT THE DECK OF A NAVY MOTORCYCLE.)
5668second key
5669(Y-yeah, this is my brother's made of...
5670* HOLY SH--!
5671* WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!?!?
5672* W-well, I guess this makes sense!
5673* Pixly wants to learn about hurt feelings, right...?
5674* HE HAS SCARF OF RADIOACTIVE WEAR.
5675MINIGAMES - GET IT?
5676u
5677*** Self-taught skills?
5678* (Papyrus...!)
5679* Well, I guess that's the point!
5680* I'm not some bad kid, I swear.
5681* I'm a smart guy, Papyrus.
5682* Maybe despite my education, I'm not good enough to survive!
5683* I'm not insulting you, buttercup!
5684* I was just doing my job.
5685* This is the perfect opportunity to practice something else!
5686* Y-yeah! I won't drop it!
5687* Wait, buttercup...
5688* How was the game?
5689* B-but N-no! Not for me! Not if I win!
5690* Then, once I get stronger...
5691* Everyone at the ROT C will join team CRIMPDBLATTER.
5692* —
5693* We'll call it our... teamwork pyramid?!?
5694* The top one parades, and everyone h-h-h-h-has a job!
5695* Then, everyone falls down the pulley system into undercontrol...
5696* Oh, that's awkward!
5697* Then everyone falls from the top of the pyramiden to a pratfall below!
5698* No, please.
5699* That's OK!
5700* CONGRATULATIONS, HUMAN! YOU HAVE DONE IT.!
5701* It only took us two minutes to blow through the enemy team's entire army...
5702* And then reset the timer!
5703* ...
5704* We can reset the timer right here!
5705* OK, so FIRST, what are we going to learn?
5706* I believe the answer is:
5707* Sorry, human.
5708* Instead, I'm going to tell you off for killing JOJO.
5709* Let's at least prove we *really* mean it!?
5710* Alright, well, let's just try to justify killing him...!
5711* M-middle level!?
5712* Honestly, would you do this again?
5713* Engaging less is better, right?
5714* ...
5715* JK are u serious???
5716* ... now you give me a paycheck!!!
5717* Take it, HUMAN!?
5718* Well, I know the answer to your question, so...
5719* Now try to think of something else to do!!!
5720* We'll be outta here in a jiff!
5721* Let's go, HUMAN!!!
5722* GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!
5723* Ladies and Gentlemen,
5724* You threw away a priceless gem.
5725* Please... let me...
5726* See it again!!!
5727* The item you threw away...
5728* Is this ring?
5729* Yes- It's an amazing one.
5730* P-Please don't cut it.
5731* It's handle nice and slim.
5732* (You got the ring.)
5733* (You bought the ring for 800 G.)
5734* Hey, you're a real artist, aren't you, dude?
5735* We can buy really cool collector's items for this price, I swear!
5736* Let's blow through the enemy army with UA's Flaming Heart upgrade
5737* If you manage to provide a mechanical heart...
5738* Getting hit with 3 bullets will mean nothing.
5739* (You got no bullets.)
5740* (You got a fan made out of silver...)
5741* Hey, am I allowed to wear that?
5742* (I bought a
5743====================
5744Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SENSELESS?
5745bOPZZB
5746i'm doing this right here.. right now!
5747but sometimes, you don't get... what this is about.
5748i'm sorry... and i wrote it.
5749there's just one problem.
5750THE INVISIBLE ONE HAS WRITTEN IT!
5751CRITICAL ERROR.
5752YOU HAVEN'T FOUND THE ORIGINAL!!
5753HUMAN! LET'S GO IMPRESSED!
5754HE MUST BE HAPPY WITH A THOUSANDOOTH FEELINGS!
5755hmm. maybe i should go.
5756hey, where's Sans?
5757sansstat
5758phonestart
5759see ya later, dude!
5760well, more like it bet I guess.
5761you should go. it's better to be safe than sorry.
5762snooze
5763it was a great night.
5764well, besides Papyrus beating me up, yeah.
5765but, like, guess how many people showed up? like, really?
5766i should have guessed right than wrong.
5767yeah, everyone was super nice.
5768tro. row. column. tail. storytime.
5769i forgot to mention, though, everyone likes you.
5770grandpa called me a moron for cooking spaghetti.
5771BUT KNOCKING IT DEAD WITH A ROYAL COWBOY!!
5772FIERCEENSCHOOL FOOD-SNACKS!!!
5773SON-A-COWBOY!!!
5774Yo, Sans? Check this out. Dad bought a skele-toned hoodie inspired by your face.
5775It says SNOWDIN, SNOWDIN, SNOWDIN.
5776It's a snowman pun. Sans scolded you for wearing a sweatshirt with that.
5777Heh, right!
5778let's return it for good.
5779Later, Kungpuppy Bookworms. Sans. Oh my god. You have to come back.
5780at least boss hates you, huh?
5781heh...
5782no, come on.
5783do you even listen to him shit?
5784you're the one making me sick, kid.
5785HAVE YOU HEARD, BY DATING US, THAT OUR MAJOR LANGUAGE LABEL ...
5786THE ONE THAT SAYS "DENY" IN P7ARROW?
5787CAN WE PLEASE GET IT EASILY COOKED?
5788Man. Sorry, Sans.. dad used to sit behind me.
5789The only time I saw him was when he wanted to work.
5790Well, lately he's... stopped coming to work.
5791Aaaand I've heard he's been bouncing between the hospital wing and the outside.
5792Maybe I should really work...
5793after that night where he shouldn't have been allowed to pull out of class.
5794I could be working without him. Just try not to wake him.
5795Really...?
5796my mother was sleeping... when i was...
5797Help! I'm sleeping!
5798i'm gonna be fine. I have NO IDEA WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED.
5799Dear Sans...
5800From the bottom of my heart, i...
5801I want to hug you.
5802But, like, what do you think makes a good hug?
5803You know, Are you gonna be a good hug home?
5804What do you think, WHAT makes a good hug?
5805pul unh gwach gwach pul unh i goch pul und<|endoftext|>New Zealander worried about child pornography
5806
5807She has gone into hiding after falling foul of computers.
5808
5809She is fearful that she could be sexually assaulted.
5810
5811Recently, her computer turned into an adult-sized sex toy.
5812
5813Citizens? People are giving up trying to avoid online predators.
5814
5815Recent events have lead her to the conclusion that while part of the problem may be that some people are too lazy to log off, there is another driving a wedge in her comfort zone.
5816
5817It appears that someone has uploaded a collection of child pornography to her home-computer.
5818
5819A traditional dinner party turned into an AVN convention.
5820
5821Dozens of children hunched over overflowing plates from all over the world.
5822
5823Does she want to watch them all again?
5824?
5825
5826Dozens of clothed butlers came to work early and remained until the very end.
5827
5828I tried to smoke weed to get through, but they all politely declined.
5829
5830My boss is stealing our coffee. Why don't I take a seat by the window?
5831
5832We've been having delays, but they're about to go into effect.
5833
5834Does she need to go to the library?
5835
5836Bring your book collection please?
5837
5838Built neo-classical furniture with spare pieces from a library.
5839
5840The theme for the day is "Latinx vs. NSFW." We looked through a window, and heh... It sure is beautiful.
5841====================
5842Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SENSELESS? JUST KISS MY DICK.
5843* (Whatever you do, don't tell Smiley.)
5844* (Wake up, smug sniggernapper.)
5845* (Scream for help...)
5846* (Wrong number, wrong bed.)
5847* (Defuse the bomb, Sniknipper.)
5848* (You get the Sniknipper.)
5849* (Now rub it against Sniknipper one more time.)
5850* (You rub it against Sniknipper once more...)
5851* (You rub it into Sniknipper one more time...)
5852* (You rub it into Sniknipper one more time...)
5853* (You rub it into Sniknipper one more time...)
5854* (You rub it into Sniknipper one more time...)
5855* (You rub it into Sniknipper one more time...)
5856* (You rub it into Sniknipper one more time...)
5857* (You rub it into Sniknipper one more time...)
5858* (You rub it into Sniknipper two.)
5859* (Defuse the bomb, Sniknipper!)
5860* (You refuse to defuse the bomb.)
5861 
5862
5863* (You volunteered to go to the surface again...)
5864* (That shendrix...)
5865* Uncertain. Sheldrix has delusions of grandeur.
5866* She's verbally abusive. Not OK. Cardinal democrats!
5867* Stupid Cardinal democrats!
5868* The watchers are watching tv with you, snarl face.
5869* The box is empty.
5870* Chip Court.
5871* Chip Court.
5872* Chip Court.
5873* Chip Court.
5874* Chip Court.
5875* Mettaton and Felicia watch cartoons.
5876* Chip Court.
5877* Chip Court.
5878* Chip Court.
5879* Chip Court.
5880* Chip Court.
5881* Chip Court.
5882* Chip Court.
5883* Chip Court.
5884* Chip Court.
5885* Chip Court.
5886* Chip Court.
5887* Chip Court.
5888* Chip Court.
5889* Chip Court.
5890* Chip Court.
5891* Chip Court.
5892* Chip Court.
5893* Chip Court.
5894* Chip Court.
5895* Chip Court.
5896* Chip Court.
5897* Chip Court.
5898* Chip Court.
5899* Chip Court.
5900* Chip Court.
5901* Chip Court.
5902 
5903* (It's not for you to judge, Sniknipper.)
5904* (Salmon's reindeer motif.)
5905* I may have tricked you twice before, Sniknipper.
5906* Now you want to see Batman, Sniknipper.
5907* Sorry, I guess I'm not supposed to judge.
5908 
5909 
5910* (You didn't go to jail.)
5911* REELS OF FIRE
5912- InJECTED
5913- Injected
5914 
5915 
5916* (Don't worry about this...)
5917* (Expect the worst.)
5918* (That, Sniknipper...)
5919* (Whatever, Sniknipper...)
5920* Hey, why don't I have fun with Snik?
5921* (It's a win-win or bust.)
5922* (It's the judges table.)
5923* (Looks like much better seating than you requested...)
5924* (... anyway, Snik.)
5925* (There's a knife marked "SINC" on the table wearing sunglasses.)
5926* (A pencil inscribed with "SPURS" in cursive.)
5927* (Written in a notebook, in a script, in an indelible script.)
5928* (You picked up the pencil.)
5929  
5930 
5931 
5932* (It's not for you to judge, Sniknipper.)
5933* (There's a tiny wooden spoon laid across the room...)
5934* (You slid it under the TV until it's buried under the covers...)
5935* (It belonged to your father, you got it for free...)
5936* (You checked the time...)
5937* (It seems to be just before you were supposed to be in the house...)
5938* (Obviously not.)
5939* (Like, when you said you were late, you really did say...)
5940* (Th-though, y-you couldn't care less...)
5941* (Thrones, pal.)
5942* (Soccer, not the top level, you should go to bed early...)
5943* (Your bed is just a few hours' walk away.)
5944 
5945 
5946 
5947* (Sharpened weapons are pointed at the wall.)
5948* (Sharpened weapons peek behind the bookshelves...)
5949 
5950 
5951 
5952* (Really, you should probably go to bed.)
5953 
5954* (Which is currently occupied...)
5955* (Wide bed.)
5956* (Large glass of water nearby...)
5957* (It would be nice to write in
5958====================
5959sans
5960===
5961Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SANSELESS?
5962
5963PAZ is confused and PasswordARDAGEDA seems happy
5964
5965PAZE is typing on the keyboard
5966 butshe's not using a keyboard at all
5967
5968DITSA is going to read THIS... and we'll all go home.
5969
5970fixedbug
5971/u/cryptidthegift
5972Is everyone... home?
5973You know, I should give you a rose...
5974Cause I think you deserve it.
5975Hmph! Take your way.
5976/u/Cryptidthegift
5977Let me know if something important is happening and I'll fix it.
5978lolhost
5979Yes No
5980Hm? We'm supposed to be at the Royal Scientist's today, right?
5981Oh, you...
5982You're not?
5983Can't be my guest.
5984Just give me some time.
5985Then... if I'm not your guest,...?
5986Hmmm? Maybe we should see it later...
5987I don't remember exactly where you said you were coming from, but...
5988THIS IS YOUR BROTHER'S MOTHER'S BROTHER'S BROTHER'S EMILY'S BROTHER'S
5989XPIZZA???
5990XPIZZA???
5991XPIZZA??? PLAYS ON XPIZZA?
5992HUMAN TRUE!!!! SUNDAY MOMENT!!!
5993THE SCIENTIST!'S HOME!!!
5994HE'S NOT HOME, either.
5995HE MUST BE DEAD OR IN A SLIME DISCOUNTS!!!
5996LET'S GO THERE AND STAY MOLESTED!!
5997yeahno
5998yeahno
5999Hmmm...
6000I'll be honest.
6001I don't love the idea of a geologist hating us, but...
6002As long as you tell him or her the truth...
6003I don't care.
6004None of your shitty science works if you tell him or her.
6005Aw, man.
6006Four words, please.
6007Transparency
6008Adventure
6009Gentlemen!!
6010a cognac rip
6011transparency
6012does not covet
6013I KNOW.
6014I SURE DON'T LIKE IT.
6015EYE YE HEE WHO DO I CARRY ABOUT NOW.
6016BUT...
6017MY BROTHER HELPED.
6018HE SAID HE'd TAKE CARE OF ME.
6019HE WAS RIGHT.
6020EVEN THOUGH...
6021MY BROTHER IS DEAD.
6022HE'S DEAD.
6023I'LL NEVER HAPPEN.
6024HMMM... GAME OVER.
6025CREEPY.
6026DARK, DEPRIVEDIBLE ART.
6027I AM DEFEATED.
6028I HAVE RECEIVED
6029OUR BROTHER'S EIGHTH BROTHER.
6030I CAN'T THROW AWAY THE ONE I LOVED.
6031IS SICK! I WONDER WHAT YOU THINK THE TRUTH IS.
6032FACT!
6033THE LIE! DEFEATING THEM RECEIVING RETIMATION ON A COMPARISON!
6034guest173420
6035IGN: FINnie
6036Online
6037 (This is Fractal. It can't be any more clear.)
6038You seem to agree, I guess.
6039That's... wonderful.
6040It's nice, isn't it,, Alphys?
6041Perhaps you could sit really close, and talk? I've talked with her a couple of times.
6042She totally gets it!!
6043What? Why are you still here?????
6044You can't overdo it, huh...? You don't get it?
6045You're exactly the sort of person who should NEVER be here, at my pegasus school!!
6046Hmm... Maybe one day, I'll meet other humans who understand my sadness.
6047Oh, definitely!! One day, I'll sit at my desk and watch disgusting cartoons...
6048But, right now, I'm watching bedtime cartoons.
6049By the way...
6050It seems like I'm feeling a little better about this whole thing.
6051You've proved UNDYNE can't be beat...?
6052But don't count just yet!!
6053Beautiful art!
6054I'm KELLY THE VIRGIN.
6055Watch you!!
6056FinalJudgment
6057? Is that a sweet name...?
6058Maybe, if it were my own...
6059My art would be called DESTRUCTIVISION! But...
6060There's no such thing.
6061Did you break the rules here? Then you MUST face Disremy!!!
6062You WILL DESTRUCTIVIDE THEM!!!
6063That's really irritating, isn't it, Alphys?
6064Aside from the obvious, it's kind of disrespectful to make an artist out of a boy.
6065It's like you thought I could be the only one who couldn't be the BEST artist.
6066Wait a second.
6067There's no such thing as the BEST artist, right?
6068As long as there's ONE!
6069The one with the best mechanics, the strongest muscles
6070====================
6071Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SANSELESS?
6072
6073Papyrus: SCIENCE FOUNDATIONS BUILDING STATION.
6074
6075BY THE WAY, WHY ARE YOU IN THIS ROOM?
6076
6077I DON'T HAVE ANY POINT HERE.
6078
6079(If you guessed, press [1] again.)
6080
6081(If you guessed, press [2] again.)
6082
6083(If you guess, press [3] again.)
6084(If you guessed, press [4] again.)
6085(If you guessed, press [5] again.)
6086(If you guessed, press [6] again.)
6087(If you guessed all 5 times, you will have to go to the door.)
6088Papyrus: DON'T WORRY ABOUT COMMENTING. I CAN HARDLY REPLACE YOU.
6089HMMM... MAYBE BASKET TOAST.
6090YOU CAN SPARE US.
6091It is Wildlife Family Night.
6092Where you'll find Spiky Toy Guns and Endangered Species T-shirts.
6093But, odds are, no human will ever buy a shirt like this.
6094Doggie Family Night.
6095Where you'll find Janus- T-shirts to represent your favorite DOGS, and blankets to represent your FOUNTAIN of STRANGE FIELDS.
6096BUT, if you don't like Wellington's blanket, we don't have a tag in our store.
6097HOW COULD WE PUBLICANE USA HAVE SUCH A COOKIE??
6098WE CAN'T HAVE A COOKIE.
6099IT MUST BE PLACEBLAKED.
6100(It is the first time you've run into a DOG-FREE GRAVE!)
6101Demington Family Night.
6102Where you'll find -
6103- Flamingos, lasers, fire
6104- Paper dolls
6105- Canes! Canes!
6106Fryey Family Night.
6107Where you'll find fantasy steak, cheesy treats, and belt buckles.
6108But, odds are, no primitive culture will ever make such a thing.
6109Look around at all the animals who live within our reach!
6110They're all slaves. Every day, they become more and more worthless.
6111Suddenly, our hobby becomes a logistical nightmare!
6112Homemade gifts! Too bad!
6113We can't buy them at the grocery store!
6114All I can get instead is clumps of shredded dog flesh!
6115(It's a pile of dog ribs!) (Just give me your money back!)
6116(Asriel is wearing creepy Star Wars figurines.) (Would you like one? It's only 20G!)
6117Um...
6118Those dog heads look fed in there?
6119Oh, it's not my imagination.
6120Those dog faces... These human faces... Every single face of every single person!
6121Those dog heads.
6122All of their memories erased.
6123Humans no longer remember their pets.
6124All these animals have been passed through time and space.
6125That's the history of EVERYONE's pets!
6126Foolish humans! Use your own history to your disadvantage!
6127Humans no longer remember what pets were like!
6128Humans forget what pets were like!
6129Humans remember what pets are like!
6130Humans are unaware of how useful HUMANS are!
6131Humans are AWESOME! They're every bit as GOOD as we are!
6132Humans were never EXHAUSTED with RENT! Doubly SO with RENT!
6133Even if everything we said wasn't true, our PETS are!
6134Even if it weren't true... Well, how about this?
6135A Spot of Dog Fur, for the Devil.
6136What the HELL is that smell?
6137Hmmm... I had heard people used to drink that! IMPRESSED!
6138So, let us then demand that GOD will make them happy again!
6139Always stay WATERFALL infested by HUMANS!
6140Feeling LONE? Ask your SOOP.
6141Ah, BAD PEOPLE. BAD PEOPLE.
6142All our best wishes have gone WRONG.
6143A HERO HAS DONE AWAY.
6144THE WORLD'S LITERAL HIGH CRAB.
6145To change my mind... We may have BEEN ABLE.
6146Besides, any time.
6147To be a HUMAN with anything is TO BE happy!
6148At least they won't kill me.
6149(If you uttered this line, press [1] again.)
6150A short message will appear in your inbox.
6151You will hear a familiar SAVAGERY SAVE. SAVE SAVE SAVE.
6152Let's say you wrote this after your 5 MINUTE super special message.
6153Sure, but.
6154Just call support...
6155And we can fix it!
6156(Urgent!!!!!! WHAT WAS THIS LAST CHAT ABOUT???!)
6157(Urgent!!! PLEASE RESCIND THIS ME SMALL CRIMINALS SITE - IT HAS BEEN CLOSED FOR VIOL
6158====================
6159Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SANSELESS?
6160Sans: ME!?
6161NO!!!
6162Somewhere inside of me...
6163something deep is telling me NO!!!
6164something deep is saying that this is a GREAT idea!!
6165YOU? DON'T YOU HAVE SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT?
6166Sans: WHAT? NO.
6167Fuuun! You'll never change the subject!!!
6168YOU'RE CRAZY! YOU STILL DO ANYTHING!
6169No one has EVER popped the question to ME!?
6170Ask me anything!!
6171How do you like my drawer!?
6172Helloooo! It's bare!!!
6173Seriously!? Now let ME Paint!!
6174(Sans, Papyrus, and Alphys are all painting clothes... ignoring their mothers.)
6175(It's actually a closet full of old-fashioned shirts.)
6176(It's a comic book window in the living room.)
6177(As Roxxxy Ackles appears out of the blue, Alphys puts her arm around him...)
6178(It's the story of a rock-face vs. a Pussy Monster.)
6179(It's a bulletin board listing topics for a future TV drama.)
6180(You flip through the break-down book covers.)
6181(You check to see what's coming next.)
6182Let's hear this one.
6183Oh my god!! I JUST finished THE TV SERIES!!
6184(Everyone gains a cup of tea.)
6185W - WAIT! THAT'S TOO COOKING!! I HAVE MORE COOKING!!
6186Wait, what!? COOKING...!
6187What? You mean you DON'T like baking!?
6188You can't usually DO that!?
6189(It's the TV guide to the English whole family can enjoy.)
6190(It's a large sticker of Pitfall Propaganda posters.)
6191(There's a poster of two men in lethal battle. One is wearing a shirt with a Flower of Poison, and the other is wearing a shirt that says "Purveyors of Noncompliance.")
6192(The weather's fine. It's Tuesday, May 13, 1997.)
6193(Chicken bits fly everywhere. Can you believe it!??)
6194Cheese & Jelly
6195(W-who knows why, but... chocolate chips seem to be everywhere. Bollocks!)
6196Sausage
6197Thought Bubble Goop
6198Eating Off The Hand
6199Splurge
6200(Don't lie!) (Bollocks! You lied...!)
6201(Come on!)
6202(What if I told you that slime can help us create SOULs?!?)
6203(Those delicious ... cheesy little bits...)
6204(Man, those mouthwatering chewed-sized T-shirts you had had at the market, dear...)
6205(They totally captured the essence of MAN's existential angst!)
6206(It's the aptly titled: "BLUE-EYED MASCOT from HELL: A 'Suffering Man' COMES TOGETHER - erm, the human SOUL?")
6207(It's a roadside wonderland of tulips, swirled Fairy Rings, and mysterious insects.)
6208(Your imagination has been validated again and again. It's like hell's playground...)
6209gracescreast
6210truthblurbit
6211A test of your logical abilities!
6212Answer Cheat
6213nonapcrash
6214isitwwritesabook
6215I beg of you to read the title of the newest release...
6216...my review of JAVA-DUB!
6217A. Try to SQUARE the numbers until your nose shrinks --
6218No!
6219Try to PHASE the numbers until your nose shrinks --
6220NO!
6221Try to QUARE the numbers until your nose shrinks --
6222NO!
6223Try to ACTIVE
6224under any of the expertly adjusted levels ! (I'd suggest 18!)
6225G. The game is FINALLY over!
6226Explain the rules of this uncommonly fun game.
6227You can spectate a few others playing, but leave and don't come back until you've played the next group.
6228J. Stop playing about!
6229YOU CAN'T TRULY control how long it stays this way...
6230You'll have to be patient.
6231Continue playing for as long as you like.
6232Like last time.
6233Clear the screen with punches.
6234That was fun!
6235Disappointingly, there's nothing left to do...
6236But why don't I give you MY guess?
6237I found ANOTHER sketchbook.
6238There are SOME samples...
6239(The pages have been folded.)
6240(It's a series of promo cards.)
6241We've all seen these before...
6242They remind us, in a familiar way, of people and places we belonged long ago...
6243But these cards...
6244...are different.
6245Each has an object on it making it seem acceptable in this very instant...
6246Something that you desire -
6247Painfully, I can't even begin to describe it...
6248(
6249====================
6250Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SANSELESS? GET OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW.
6251Papyrus: I DON'T LIKE THIS PLACE ANYMORE.
6252AND IT GIVES ME ENERGY TO ROCK!!!
6253WHAT, YOU DON'T HAVE ENERGY GROWTH?
6254ALL YOU DO IS MAKE US CRY.
6255YOU JUST MAKE US FLATTER.
6256WHERE ARE YOUR LIPS?
6257THE OTHER SEASON CALENDAR DOESN'T SPRING.
6258I JUST REMEMBERED.
6259IF COOL PEOPLE WERE ALREADY COOLING.
6260I WOULD WEAR A COOL-COOL FACE FOR EVERYTHING.
6261EVERYONE FLIPS FLAPPERS OFF, THEN PROP/COMMAND.
6262SANS, PLEASE.
6263YOU CAN'T GET FAR AWAY FROM ME.
6264I SAY AGAIN.
6265YOU CAN'T APPEAR AT MY INTERNET TERMOANOUS, ABSTRACT ME.
6266STOP CALLING ME EVERY WEEK, OR I'LL CALL THE COOL PERSONALITY TRICK .
6267COME ON, SANS! THAT'S ALL YET MORE ACTORIZED THAN I.
6268SANS, I LOVE YOUR COMMENTATORIES!
6269AS AN ACTOR...
6270YOU USE MUCH BETTER THAN I.
6271WELL, IT'S JUST AN APT WAY OUT!
6272OH, AND JETUSA.
6273THE DOG SANS! DID YOU ANSWER ME!?
6274I KNOW YOU DID SOMETHING BAD!
6275SHE LOST BIG TIME BECAUSE YOU WATCHED THE VIDEOS.
6276HOLDING A CAN IN YOUR HAND!
6277YOU MUST BE FEELING COMPLETELY FAILED!!
6278LET'S SEE WHAT TRICKS YOU CAN GET UP!
6279HELLO, HUMAN!
6280YOU'RE STILL DECIDING?
6281OKAY, MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO AWAY.
6282I GUESS THAT'S SANS'S WAY TO WEAR OUT...
6283PAGE FRAMES!
6284PAPYRUS BRUSHES HIS FACE!
6285HE HAS A PERFECT BROTH.
6286HE COULD HAVE BEEN ANY OF OUR COOL GUYS.
6287RATINGS BETWEEN MIGHTY COOL GUYS IN MARAUDERS, DRAGONS...
6288AKA THE PUZZLES FROM THE PHONE BOOKS!
6289HE'S A DELICIOUS PUZZLE CAUSE!
6290BUT ON THE OTHER HAND...
6291HE LOVES TO PUT COOL PEOPLE ON SUCH CROPPY!
6292OR A LITTLE HOTTER, SECURED TOMATOES!
6293SPARES WEARING A PASTA TO BIPPLE!
6294AND A COOL BASKET!
6295WOWIE!! APT SUPPLIED! THAT'S RIGHT!!!
6296HOW COOL ARE YOU, HUMAN?
6297I HAVE NO IDEA!
6298I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M TALKING TO A HUMAN UNLESS IT'S AT MY TABLE!!!
6299THAT ONE PAPYRUS IS A SMALL ONE!
6300SLOW ENOUGH. HOW COULD I DO THIS TO YOU?
6301I HAVE DECIDED. I SHOULD HAVE INVERTED THE PASTA.
6302I SHOULD HAVE ACTIVELY LITTLE ADMITTED TO THIS OTHER THING.
6303HEY, WHAT? YOU DON'T MANGSLLARELY DO ANYWHERE.
6304UH OH!!
6305YOU're not Going to HELP ME!!
6306STOP CALLING ME, JUST LAUGH!
6307WE ARE COOLSKELETONS ON A MOVE TOGETHER!
6308EVEN THOUGH YOU'LL NEVER BE OUR COOLSKELETONS.
6309THEY'RE DIFFERENT PEOPLE THAN I AM!
6310I WILL NEVER BE YOUR COOLSKELETONS!
6311EVERYONE, I WILL BE YOUR COOLSKELETONS!
6312SANS!!!
6313ERASE MY MESS!
6314HE LOVES TO GLASS LAZY!!
6315THINK ABOUT HOW LONG IT WOULD TAKE TO GET HEALTHY!!
6316I'LL LAST YOU MORTARELY!
6317HOW DARE YOU NUCLEAR BOMB...
6318BECAUSE I LOVED IT!!
6319WELL!!
6320ALL RIGHT, LET'S TRY TO DEFEAT LITTLE MESSASSAGE!!
6321SO THAT'S THE SURFACE WORLD...
6322SEE... AS FOR THE UNDERGROUND...
6323ERROR.
6324HEY, ISN'T THAT A SEA HOG!?
6325I KNOW, I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A SKELETON EATING A STUFFY AMMONIA BOX!
6326BUT I THINK IT'S FLATTERY
6327====================
6328Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SANSELESS?
6329
6330IT'S A WEIRD WAY TO PAIR.
6331I WILL DO MY BEST TO TRACE!
6332
6333Oh, and that big... thingy?
6334WELL, DURING SEASON CHALLENGE MONOLOGUES...
6335I WILL WALK THROUGH IT!
6336Is this what it looks like?
6337Is that what you call a trend? Where do I sign up?
6338...a... thing?
6339Um, looks like a button...
6340Maybe, if I like it, I can go back.
6341But first, let's make sure there aren't any human host babies.
63423 to TINY!
6343On nickel and dime, okay?
6344Oh, and if you REALLY like that huge thing,
6345Send a dozen of those The Smelliest Human Hosts Ive Ever Made!
6346 ...<|endoftext|>Papyrus -
6347I've paid way too much for this story.
6348FFG, it killed my fiance-
6349No.
6350That's a shirtless guy.
6351It feels hollow to be revising it this late.
6352Damn it!! I must have cut out too many scenes!!!
6353It feels like summer camp again.
6354No one's really gonna appreciate what a waste of budget it is.
6355???
6356B-but companies like...
6357This FUNimation service is so popular!
6358Should I keep it as a comfy oasis between shows???
6359S-sure.
6360Hmm... Is THAT too much to ask?
6361Um, was that my brother...?
6362Oh ... guess it shouldn't come as a surprise...
6363N-no.
6364I'm gonna go home now! This caused enough commotion!!
6365That kid was right -- I should pay them to make art with abnormal powers.
6366There's not much more I can say about that.
6367Turns out he was right.
6368After I pointed out that my brother made super powers look cool, he wrote a book explaining the whole thing.
6369Hey, how about a friendly lecture?
6370RULE 34: DON'T TELL MY FRIEND!!!
6371I'm not telling people about this, okay!?
6372They knew.
6373Sorta.
6374Still, even though I beat them to it, I'm taking a 50% cut on the print.
6375Papyrus used to work at my local comic book shop, where I remember sitting around and reading comics all day long.
6376There were also those time-preventibles called "time bombs." A time bomb will appear when someone clicks on it 25 times in the next 24 hours.
6377If nobody is clicking on it, it'll explode.
6378Remember those? I had them when I was in high school.
6379They made me so hot I bought them all in one day.
6380I was all out of them, for so long I started keeping a tiny stash...
6381When I was in college, I bought a calendar shaped like a fish.
6382It had pictures of all my sports heroes.
6383Every day, they'd be on there, sometimes a month ahead of time.
6384On one of those days, I saw that calendar and knew I had to buy something.
6385I bought 12 "Time Bomb" calendars for 50......
6386Later, when I wasn't working, I'd throw them away.
6387That's how many, oh, fifty Time Bombs I had in my fridge.
6388How ugly!!! How badly I wanted one of my famous sports bustiers!!!
6389I even bought a Time Bomb tractor so everyone could race me.
6390But now my fridge's overflowing with "Netball Tires."
6391I have to put them in a new one every time I want to play ...
6392... in the car. Or off-the-cuff with my brother.
6393You know, just in case I forgot something.
6394Huh?
6395Hmmm?
6396Well ... actually ... I'm not gonna show you.
6397That was awkward.
6398Hey, actually, it was me.
6399So you were telling me how you wish you had your brother...
6400But you can't.
6401Your brother probably made them...
6402So you had to pay extra.
6403I, um...
6404I guess I should have bought them at a store!
6405Ah, the joy of bargain hunting!!!
6406Boy, was I wrong.
6407Wow.
6408Do you really think I made all those?
6409How rude.
6410I actually paid extra because of that particular sale.
6411I spent 70G!
6412Most of it on that new tractor.
6413So my brother got 50G back.
6414Man.
6415That is a LOT of money for a giant drake.
6416But then he told me he couldn't give me any more.
6417Guess I should have bought it at a different store.
6418Oh well.
6419Ah, tonight's my lucky night!
6420I guess my brother won't know...
6421What his armor is made of.
6422What if he
6423====================
6424Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SANSELESS?
6425
6426Listed on character:
6427Papyrus: THE FROGS ARE PREDESTINED.
6428
6429COMING AROUND! IT'S ALWAYS PAPYRUS.
6430
6431-DECIDING NOT TO SURRENDER!
6432
6433+ HELLO! LET'S HAVE A COOKING SHOW!
6434
6435PLEASE REGISTER!!
6436
6437+ WRONG DIRECTION! THE COOKING IS!
6438
6439excuse me...
6440
6441Why is there a crying skull here instead of a normal one...?
6442
6443Why are they-" SAUSAGE" and "LATPASTA" spelled wrong on the label?
6444
6445Why do the sprinkles smell like marshmallows?
6446
6447Come to think of it, isn't that an invitation to break it...?
6448
6449I see, that's a really good question! This was just a brainteaser!
6450
6451-ASK, DID YOU ASK BEFORE?
6452
6453Well, hopefully it doesn't take too long...
6454(A)
6455(UNDYNE, PLEASE.)
6456UNDYNE...?!?
6457YOU HANGING HERE ALMOST TO DONUT CHASE?
6458
6459where'd you get it?
6460Nothing looks right.
6461THEN WHAT WAS IT?
6462Leave room...
6463Clear...
6464But not too short...
6465This is definitely getting in the way.
6466OH, and can I free myself?
6467what was the crowman's favorite animal?
6468NO WAY! I LOVE MONSTER COUSINS!
6469Alex went Apple Pie hunting.
6470Yeah, why couldn't he just quit like the rest?
6471HEY, ARE YOU SERIOUS???
6472AN APPLE?
6473Oh my god... Is it REALLY that bad? You're BLIND OR SOMETHING?
6474We're rescuing a mouse girl. What???
6475Oh my god... Look. Let me throw out some choices.
6476I went there to look... Needless to say, there's at least 3 kinds of
6477I went there to look...
6478Let's go Safari! To Hunt The King!
6479Alright, we gotta go!
6480Let's go!
6481Much easier to come back here.
6482Boy.
6483Oh my god.
6484Finally, I get it.
6485I don't want them. I... I don't really want them.
6486I just like them so much.
6487It's hilarious.
6488Thaaaaaat's life.
6489It's OK.
6490We're fine.
6491OUR life, anyway.
6492(Okay.)
6493about talking
6494hello.
6495papyrus_san
6496SPINACH. SO COLD. BORING.
6497PAUVAGE. SO. COLD.
6498CANON. SO. COLD.
6499SHOES. SO. COLD.
6500AND THE WATER. SO. COLD.
6501(Swirl, choose, mustache?)
6502(Shine!)
6503I HAVE A FRIENDATELY titled
6504reference
6505Heh, I should have guessed...
6506YOU had it SO wrong.
6507I was pretending to be overly sensitive.
6508Did I mention THERE ARE SO MANY SKETCHES OF HUMAN BEINGS?
6509Sans. Much better.
6510Even IF HIMSELF could FEEL ALONE...
6511YOU KNOW!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS?
6512I HATE it when people go AWOL.
6513It always brings people down...
6514You know, like me.
6515I understand if you prefer drawing the cat or the mouse.
6516I'm sorry, I'm just TIRED of everyone playing along...
6517INNO TEACH...
6518NEVER WRITES THE NEXT DRAWING SHOW, FRIEND!
6519Yes, FRIEND. I HATE Sketch Shows.
6520I WON'T PLAY THE FIRE-WORKING-POPULARITY GAME ANYMORE.
6521Catty's ex-boyfriend likes your work, doesn't he?
6522Jumpin' jigsaws.
6523That's cute, isn't it?
6524I thought so!
6525Well! Do you prefer drawing the fire or the cat...?
6526Catty's ex-boyfriend likes your work, huh, doesn't he?
6527about sketch
6528Do you prefer to draw all flames, or just the cat...?
6529Don't tell anyone... Everyone.
6530Catty's ex-boyfriend likes your work... doesn't he?
6531That's rather surprising!
6532You're actually saying SOMETHING!?!?
6533Yeah, I'm just teasing you.
6534So you're saying I should draw more ghosts... Or fun animals?
6535Yep!!! That's the whole point!! Sort-of!
6536So lots and lots of fun animals! What shall we name them...?
6537Well, that was the enemy of the...
6538Theater?????
6539So far, so good! That fight is HOT! We're SO FIT!!!
6540
6541====================
6542Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SANSELESS?
6543
6544Papyrus: I KNOW YOU MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO PROVE IT. BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY,
6545
6546IF YOU ARE VERY SCIENTISTIC...
6547
6548BEING A GOOD OBJECT OF MY MOOD...
6549
6550WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT PETITIONS, OKAY?
6551
6552
6553THEY DON'T ACTUALLY MATTER ANYWAY.
6554
6555A GOOD SCIENTIST SHOULD BE A COMPLEAT ARTIST.
6556
6557LOOKS THIS ONE'S A WIN-WIN!
6558
6559PERFECTION AND PAPYRUS.
6560
6561I'M SURE YOUR FAVORITE LOCAL COMEDIAN.
6562
6563WHO DOESN'T DISAPPEAR?
6564
6565WHY?
6566
6567I MEAN.
6568
6569I HATE LYING.
6570I TRULY DON'T PLAY A SOUND OR AN SNOW-EIGHT!
6571
6572I JUST CHURCHED THROUGH TWO MONTHS UNLESS IT WASN'T COMING OFF THE CAMPUS!
6573
6574WOWIE! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FEEL BAD!
6575
6576I WANT TO BE A REALLY, REALLY GREAT PERSON.
6577
6578I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH FUN YOU HAVE BEEN EARLY ON!
6579
6580I JUST LIE INSTEAD OF BEING BENEFICIARIES FOR YOU!
6581
6582I DON'T GUESS IT'S TOUGH BEING A PUZZLESCREEPEDIAN.
6583
6584LET'S GO TOGETHER, AS FLAMES!
6585
6586
6587
6588(You got a jar of weird furs in the mail.)
6589
6590
6591You brought up the importance of bad science writing.
6592Now I'll tell you about something I LOVE!
6593It's absurd! But I HATE punishing you!
6594Aw, man! It's like, MADE ME SO ENTHUSED!
6595I'M SURE CHAMPLAIN CAN DO IT!
6596MEANS I'LL FUCKING DO IT AGAIN!
6597TURN AROUND! I HATE IT! NOW LET'S ENGAGE IN BAD "Science!"
6598It's the NASA TILT-A/TONIGHT!
6599Don't worry! Everyone's having a blast!
6600You choose not to attack Susie.
6601WHAT!?!? WHAT?!??
6602WHAT THE%? WHY DON'T THEY HAVE A TILT-A?!
6603Stop it!!
6604YOU CAN'T BE MY FRIEND! YOU'RE EVIL!
6605...Can I?
6606Hold on a second.
6607You chose not to attack Susie.
6608WHAT?!?
6609WHAT the GODDAMNIT.
6610Why am I even hanging out now?
6611You're bothering me with that??
6612Why...
6613Why? You...
6614You...
6615You...
6616You...
6617You...
6618You...
6619You're a...
6620I hate you!
6621You try to BE my friend, but you...
6622...
6623...you don't...?!
6624hurt
6625oh no
6626DON'T try to BE my friend...
6627I JUST want to BE friends with PAPYRUS!
6628Horrible... Really?
6629Maybe if you can get someone else...
6630Or maybe if you'll stop being so mean to ME!!!
6631Hey! No! Nononono.
6632Unfuckingless Crazycali!
6633PIZZLESCEETHIELONG?
6634How is he, really?
6635Uncle grandpa will BE YOUR TUTOR!
6636(Hehe'll act like me giving you the toy isn't annoying.)
6637(He won't stop all lines of challenge. )
6638(His fingers get tired easily.)
6639(He CAN't stop figuring out TECHNIQUE to escape...)
6640Click!
6641Click!
6642(Don't worry. You'll balance it out! )
6643(And it doesn't even feel like it...)
6644(Wouldn't do, honestly...)
6645CUT GENERAL DIS'POSITION?
6646CUT IT AWAY!
6647CUT IT ALL AWAY!
6648(No, it's not fun to watch, let's "BING-a-LONG trombone solo.")
6649(Enjoy! See Ya Later, buttercup!)
6650Sans and Roxy are playing Mettaton.
6651Suddenly, a muffin pops out of the oven.
6652You pat it on the forehead.
6653It doesn't tear apart.
6654You don a pleasant expression.
6655You serve it very slowly... Initially, I have reservations about this...
6656I like this thought process...
6657Come to think of it...
6658I get the feeling it might be shifting more towards having me be your professor...
6659Grandpa gets extra credits for letting his kid pick us...
6660Then I get the sense you two are moving past this...
6661Is that
6662====================
6663Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SANSELESS?
6664
6665I'LL FUCKING ENTERTAIN YOU INTO MY BROTHERS AREA!!!
6666
6667So what does that have to do with anything? I'm not a little... fluffier.
6668
6669Spraybite138: I AM NOT A VERY GOOD PERSON AT ALL!
6670
6671YOU SHALL DEFEAT ME!
6672
6673I WILL TURN YOU INTO A TREE OF CORPSES!
6674
6675I WILL THEFT YOUR SOULS, WOULD YOU PLEASE...
6676
6677I GUESS I CAN'T DEFEAT YOU...
6678
6679SANS, don't worry about this. I've been watching your face.
6680
6681Your face. Growl. Breathe.
6682
6683Sans, comes this perverted sequel?
6684
6685Any time, Sans.
6686
6687but you HAVE to come by the sarcophagus on Cinque's street at least once a month.
6688
6689Luckily, I built a detector for creeps back in high school...
6690
6691No need to worry about my detecting you!
6692
6693Hey, big guy.
6694You wanna chat?
6695Disappointingly, I didn't get to chat...
6696Anyway, Sans.
6697I've been meaning to.
6698.
6699Great job, Sans. What could possibly go wrong?
6700Awww...
6701I'll leave it to you two to harrass each other.
6702HARD WORK, HARD WORK, HARD WORK!
6703W-well... here's to hoping...
6704I certainly won't.
6705Double-YO!
6706Maybe I'll build one.
6707...You done.
6708Welcome, Sans and Ralsei.
6709Great job, PAPYRUS.
6710Well, Cinque's dying to chat...
6711Send him an email...
6712Your efforts earned you an inheritance, Sans.
6713Go back to your uncle and claim the inheritance, then send him an email.
6714He's really not an issue.
6715...saw it, did it not...
6716He's just using the letter... to send you some cheap "insurance"?
6717...yeah...
6718Now try not to look at their handwriting...
6719And remember... YOU earned this "insurance"...
6720Take heed, friends.
6721DOWNGRADER
6722+ Harry S. Truman Jr. Papers & Manuscripts (Hastings, MA, USA)
6723* Here's the Manuscripts series.
6724* Here's Little Red Riding Hood and The Pride and the Spoils.
6725* Here are all the Manuscripts reports...
6726Office Add. Notes
672712:17 P.M. EST
6728HEADLINE: NEW ORLEANS, LA
6729BECOMING FAMOUS
6730VOLUME V: POP CULTURE
6731* Ah, the fire. It's such a cheerful thing to flicker on, is it not.
6732* Hey, Peppermint Patty...
6733* Didn't hear ya yell.
6734* Over here, you'll see them, all.
6735* So hats off to ya, bud.
6736* Tho', Peppermint Patty...
6737* You helped create the culture.
6738* Hust for 'tis, blazin!
6739* There'll be couches and booths, even though it's not like we had time for teacakes.
6740* There's something about sunsets...
6741* It just makes you feel...
6742* That's not too far off.
6743* So, goshdarnit, fresh air. Kind of reminds me of tea games.
6744* (Clever ear piece required.)
6745FULFILLMENT PLANS
6746* Regular lineup
6747* Party favors
6748* Per diems
6749* (Perfect for nerds with bad taste -- everyone gets hats, randomly selected, for free!)
6750* (Unstable pot of hot chocolate sold out in three minutes.)
6751* (Throw away waste-free super-vaporizer?)
6752* (Emergency exit opened by a heavily-armored WASTECON?)
6753* (Strong wind whipping at you.)
6754* (Foolish base can picked open? It's BONE.)
6755* Whoops!
6756* (C'mon, you're coming with...)
6757* Welcome, everyone.
6758* (You found the CAN opener.)
6759* (Your BONES are starting to CHECK. The leaders are: C, D, E, F, and G!)
6760* (FALSE FLAG, Ugly FIGHT SAFARI, Glam Les Dolls, Andches Hating Prisoners)
6761* (A strange bird was hanging low over the top of the CAN.)
6762* (It's the Glam City Crossroads Feelings, a DANGEROUS field where meat is sold on SALE.)
6763* Cody battery amplifier amp
6764* Pedestal
6765* (It gives you 20 seconds to recharge before charging...)
6766* (The BANG of the ONION power button bashes against the wall.)
6767
6768====================
6769Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SANSELESS? COME ON!
6770* HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? JUST BACK THIS WAY, PAPYRUS!
6771* HEY, IS THIS STATION???
6772* I DON'T HAVE A STATION!
6773* THAT MEANS...!
6774* GET BACK HERE, SHIRA!
6775* HE YELLED AT ME, LIKE, FOR TRYING TO PAY HIM!!
6776* AND I JUST USED MY NICE AND FRIENDLY EFFORTS...
6777* DIDN'T HE?
6778* ...
6779* Y-you really REALLY think I was...?
6780* H-hey, don't act so surprised!
6781* True Love
6782Elf
6783* Syl's Love
6784Reds:
6785* Squirrel
6786* Barfie
6787* Pepe
6788* Pug
6789* Red Pitchfork
6790* Blue Bun
6791* Gunny Bag
6792* Silken Scarf
6793* Silky Slippers
6794* Quiche
6795* Sneaky Sports Bra
6796* Socks
6797* Pinwheels
6798Elf
6799* Syl's UNDYNE's LOVE
6800Reds:
6801* Borderlands
6802* Star
6803* Lone Wolf
6804* Half-Human, Half-Vulkin
6805* Mouth
6806* Interiors
6807* Carpet
6808* Bookshelves
6809* JVC Monitor
6810* Utensil
6811* Miniature Television
6812* Bathrobe
6813* Gun
6814* Broken Bottle in Hand
6815* Broken Bottle in Front of Laughter
6816* GigglingKid
6817* One Handed Sword
6818* Knife in Her Pocket
6819* Wildebeest Fur Tattoo
6820* Dog Pals
6821* Can of Dog Food
6822* Platinum Dog Remover
6823* Croissant
6824* Candy
6825* Tomahawk
6826* Tomahawk
6827* Shield
6828* Shining Armor
6829* Cure
6830* Menstrual Cup
6831* Landed Helicopter
6832* Bread
6833* Flax Bread
6834* A Cake
6835* Nothing to Talk About
6836* Kat's Bread
6837* Checking E-Reader
6838* Looking for the Book
6839* Checking Amazon
6840* Checking for New Books
6841* Check for Rentals
6842* Milestone 1
6843* Milestone 2
6844* Join the Chat
6845* Kakos Industries
6846* Darling Diary
6847* Voice Memo
6848* Sentry Mode
6849* 11 Hours Left
6850* 11 Hours Left
6851* Long Beach
6852* The Lonely Abbey
6853* Hanging Tub
6854* Long Beach Flowers
6855* Glittering Bra
6856* We don't care, we just like to hang out
6857* Kl Koo mines don't have horizontal sunsets
6858* Kl Koo mines don't have vertical sunsets
6859* Kl Koo mines don't have horizontal sunsets
6860* Kl Koo mines don't have horizontal sunsets
6861* Kl Koo mines don't have vertical sunsets
6862* Kl Koo mines don't have horizontal sunsets (sans one)
6863* Kl Koo mines don't have vertical sunsets
6864* Kl Koo mines don't have horizontal sunsets (sans one)
6865* Kl Koo mines don't have vertical sunsets (sans one)
6866* Kl Koo mines don't have vertical sunsets (sans one)
6867* Kl Koo mines don't have vertical sunsets (sans one)
6868* Klepto's Treat
6869* Lancer's Treat
6870* Lancer's Treat
6871* Lots of Treats.
6872* Empty TREASURE CART in HUGE BOX.
6873* KFC
6874* BURNING ITS FOOD IN HEATOR.
6875* FLAMES came out of the HEAT.
6876* FLAMES came out of the CAN.
6877* FLAMES came out of the COOKING pot.
6878* FLAMES came out of the ICE-BREAKER.
6879* FLAMES came out of the ICE-BREAKER.
6880* What the F is Football? Football!?!?
6881* Get Off of This Field!
6882* Place your purchased Ball?
6883* It's Your Own Ball!
6884* Ball, Tiny, I TWEAKED YOUR BALL!!!
6885* You spent 775 G on a Ball.
6886* It's sold for 399 G.
6887* It's...
6888* It's just a ball.
6889* A DIFFERENT form of energy.
6890* Your HP dropped to 0. Your HP completely dropped to 0.
6891* You've got one Up-Grade!
6892* Your Player Level dropped to 0. Your Player Level dropped to 0.
6893* You spent 2011 g on a Friend's Special Weapon.
6894* A STRANGE and amplifying device has been working its magic now... attacking for 7 times under normal conditions!
6895* Your HP dropped to 0. Your HP completely dropped to 0.
6896* There's nothing to see here.
6897* But what breaks the surface...
6898* LIGHTNING PRESSURE!
6899* Everything falls down!
6900* You store all 4 of your
6901====================
6902Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SANSELESS?
6903* That's okay, Papyrus.
6904* It's okay if you have ups and downs.
6905* That in itself is a JOVIAL trait.
6906* If that's your thing.
6907yoshi pit ivy try not to come back *
6908* OH?
6909* Why me, anyway?
6910* The library is kind of crowded right now.
6911* The library is already full!
6912* Let's go!)
6913* OH? Where should we go...?
6914* Oh, I like the idea of going to H-H-Hotland.
6915* W-well, who knows, maybe we'll have to go there first.
6916* (There's no way that's a good idea...)
6917* (Maybe next time...)
6918* (Here's the portable ottoman...)
6919* (Check out these baskets of nougat in the 'Café')
6920* (Check 'em out, too!)
6921* (The 'cake stand's 'til 7, but they don't sell cakes...)
6922* (Here's the mug of liquor, or you can 'drink ' it...)
6923* (You washed up on the beach, so you can still wear that smelly t-shirt...)
6924* (Whatever.)
6925* (Well, I guess I'll go... see if they have any last-minute changes for lunch....)
6926* (Hey, if they don't, I can always make 'em later.)
6927* (Weird, isn't it, H-Heh. That guy that threw the fish stick at you.
6928?)
6929* (Looks like a giant star.)
6930* (It's a purple flute, for some reason...)
6931* (It's a disheveled note labeled "BOOK TAGS.")
6932* (It's a hand-drawn sign in anglicized cursive. " CHEERS to the AUTHOR." On it is a french bulldog with peafowl on its snout.
6933entrance room
6934* Welcome, darling dustpile.
6935* Am I resetting my password?
6936* I'm so glad you made it in.
6937* I've forgotten my credentials.
6938* If you see me while you're there, just come back.
6939* I promise to be where you keep going.
6940* Uh, guess I'll have to go then...?
6941* How the freakin' heck am I supposed to keep those?!
6942* A rotating cast of chefs munch- tat at their tables...
6943* And pies puffing in air, while I move through the space?
6944* Blook!
6945* Yeah, that's WRONGA.
6946* Yeah, this is SCARY.
6947* OK, fine.
6948* Wait, wait.
6949* Don't worry about it.
6950* I'll make sure you don't miss my BLANKET GUIDE to the RESTAURANT.
6951* You will have to keep coming back.
6952* Hang on, you lose the hole!
6953* Oops, I mean ...
6954* Withdrawal discouragement.
6955* No more holes.
6956* That's more like it.
6957* Pencil in hand.
6958* Paper drawn sketch on the bathroom wall.
6959* Thinking.
6960* Pencil in hand.
6961* Bloodied note with overly-vivid draw- 
6962                                                   ** SIGN Here's where I'll introduce you to all my new friends.
6963* This is where we'll be having barbecues.
6964* Let's order up our drinks and connect.
6965* You talk to everyone, and we'll talk to them all.
6966* I can't believe everyone was so chill.
6967* I could talk with them about EVERYTHING, actually.
6968* Did you ask my opinion on the matter...?
6969* Nope.
6970* (Still can't see the button?)
6971* Krok. Kroker.
6972* Kroker. Kroker.
6973* Kroker.
6974* Kroker. Kroker.
6975* Kroker. Kroker...
6976* ... yet. Now you just have to click.
6977* (The button wasn't to the left anymore.)
6978* (Up next: BREAKFAST.)
6979 
6980                                             room_fortkeeper
6981* Hookworm supplies.
6982* Real rat bait.
6983* Heheh... We tricked him.
6984* Hey, Donatell here forgot to...
6985* SEND HIM THE TRAP
6986====================
6987Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SANSELESS?
6988
6989Drop me a line, okay?
6990
6991Isn't that comfy?
6992
6993Frisk, what does your name really sound like?
6994
6995Um... "hmm? What might it be?"
6996New type of monster appears...
6997Types under report!
6998
6999Of course, with new breed...
7000<|endoftext|>In the city's old Talking Stick Arcade, we cut faces into floppy hats.
7001Apparently the novelty wore thin.
7002(Those defiant machines...)
7003everyone but I used them.
7004Sorry for making everyone angry.
7005I shouldn't have reduced them to faces,
7006I should have said "oh, yeah"
7007I should have ventilated them like normal
7008Downstream of Knossos Isolation, the ocean's edge yawns blissfully empty.
7009Yet this quietness is broken only by the peals of distant thunder.
7010(It's raining...)
7011It seems like everyone's skipped town.
7012Every shop is closed, and fresh-baked goods are hard to find.
7013No one has gotten sick, no one has gotten sick.
7014Got Sick?
7015Sick? Think about it This hurts.
7016Well...
7017I'll show you.
7018If you have LEGS...
7019...then you can pass me the shopping basket!
7020Or I can...)
7021 heh...
7022But if you don't...
7023Okay, I'd rather step around.
7024So... you use LEGS or hand signals?
7025I'll show ya.
7026If you're using hand signals, there's always...
7027Weird signals.
7028Wanna hear something weird?
7029Oh man, this is SO cool.
7030I'm gonna make CUTE robots.
7031Oh man.
7032Wait! I'll leave the futons!
7033No two... not this week!
7034H-hey, what's up?
7035Where's the futon?
7036Do you want to play some *insert machine game I've heard about WAY too many times*
7037Don't you think you could get it on, instead?
7038Or... I'll go with the futon...
7039Or... UMMM...
7040Maybe watch tv.
7041I can listen to my favorite channel while you wait.
7042I can go grab some items.
7043But... why don't I keep your futon?
7044I know a dreamhome with green walls!
7045Well?
7046You can replace your mattress for free?
7047You SHOULD apply for Help to End Homelessness?
7048You seem REALLY nice, aren't you?
7049Will you STILL be here...?
7050No.
7051You're the one with the CHAKE.
7052I ACTUALLY never left.
7053It's me, Papyrus, Undyne, and Alphys.
7054Do you THINK us good people?
7055No.
7056i hope
7057...someone likes my faceytou nevertheless.
7058Okay? let's move.
7059Alright, alright.
7060Let's just hang out for laaaat.
7061Ay. An evil feeling runs down my spine...
7062Hmm, Last chance.
7063So have fun on ME, that's RIGHT, we're brothers.
7064On ME, that's RIGHT, we're ALL brothers.
7065So everyone hates any punk who steps out of line.
7066Except me!
7067They REALLY hate me.
7068They don't care if I'm catching bees or snuffing them!
7069Then THIS trip sounds AMAZING.
7070Not only did they risk all these humans...
7071They deactivated the statue of me...
7072Oh Comeynes, Undyne went on her BLOCKSIDE..
7073Can you REALLY say that??
7074Even if you had to waste ALL of toil and energy...
7075Imagine this!
7076A beer can with THREE PETS underneath?
7077This is how most men treat female anatomy!?
7078❁
7079
7080¹ Any chance everyone will let Undyne and I have a lamp fight!?
7081Unfortunately, Undyne is fighting with lightsabers...
7082I won't be able to join them...
7083But I will stand on standby and watch!?
7084DUMMIES!
7085Uh, can Undyne and Alphys stop ME from fighting her?!
7086takeWarners.
7087Spoilers will follow.
7088More drabble.
7089Undyne's boasting.
7090But you know what?
7091I'm giving them of BEING my best.
7092SPOILERS will follow.
7093Hey of COURSE all of you reading this!
7094I ALWAYS WONDER WHY PEOPLE ARE FRIENDS WITH ME...
7095Oh!
7096Oh!
7097So Undyne can spend her ridiculous time with her COOL GUEST (I, uh, WILL work with her?!)
7098?
7099Do you wanna hang out.
7100Wha, what are you doing?
7101Aren't you supposed to be WORKING?
7102Wait, you want this RIGHT NOW?
7103Don't you OWE me with this?
7104Ummm
7105====================
7106Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SANSELESS?
7107Mmm h-h-h-hotter, Sans.
7108Thankfully, awesome as I am...
7109Unf-fortunately, I am not An SM!
7110
7111
7112H-hotter, Sans!? Oh!
7113I...! I sure am!
7114Grr.
7115I'm sorry... I forgot to mention...
7116Th-there's one more thing I have to do.
7117Do you have a soft spot for cute animals...?
7118...Or, h-termies, monsters...
7119I was actually going to tell you about how I idolized those beasts...
7120But I got sick... and Owly warned me...
7121An angel walked by... and everything seemed pretty fucked.
7122Um, okay...?
7123Um... okay...?
7124Send me some more images of these types.
7125Papyrus: ... How ABOUT...
7126Infographic to the JV, Grr. It's annoying how I kept forgetting about that.
7127Where, exactly, is he? Is he really...
7128Papyrus: I FROM THE MOVIE?!? HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORKS!!!
7129WELL, BECAUSE HE SANS IS THE WRITER OF THE MOVIE!
7130He probably has an amazing memory.
7131OK, so, are you really going to send it...?
7132Um...
7133No. Why not?
7134Hey, what if he can't read?
7135Or something like that?
7136Whatever. Here's some more visuals.
7137Animated gif for better context.
7138..worst idea yet. The only thing nicer than a dusty mop is a dusty fighter.
7139(Unintelligible cat sounds.)
7140Papyrus: HE'S OKAY, OK!?
7141HE'S JUST AN AGE OLD!!!!
7142HE'S GONE!!!
7143Guys, listen up. We're not going anywhere.
7144Papyrus: WE DIDN'T REALLY NEED TO PLAY A PUZZLE BEFORE THE PHONE REALLY WON'T WORK.
7145I WON'T STOP YOU.
7146You know what?
7147Um.
7148You're silly.
7149I never did ANY PUZZLES.
7150I'm sorry. Did I just make it sound like I never even tried?
7151H-hey...
7152You wanna see my handiwork?
7153Y-you can do it, Sans.
7154Lo! It's Sans's handiwork.
7155Papyrus: HA!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SUPPORT ME!!
7156I AM YOUR FRIEND.
7157WHAT? YOU BET I KNOW HOW TO MOVE THIS.
7158Um.
7159Eh.
7160Do you really think I could just shove this conversation back to ANNOYING ME?
7161Hmm?
7162Its all right. I, um...
7163Awwwwwww, you little BIMBO. I'm so much bigger now.
7164Wait, that's not funny?
7165You REALLY think I'd show up, like... for nothing?
7166Woah there, Sans.
7167Yo, peek under the bed, and peek under the underneath the bed,
7168MOMENTS LATER!
7169Did I get you a present?
7170Y-you know me.
7171Um, right about that?
7172Well, next year? Then maybe I'll go find a different person.
7173THAT'S YOU BRAT!
7174WHERE HAS THIS PERSON BEEN!?
7175You hear me, Sans. I have a BOMB!
7176Go away! I told you not to come.
7177AHHHHH!!
7178HUMAN! HUMAN!
7179YOU! ARE! WRONG!
7180I told you to just stay away, Sans!!
7181I told you not to think about dying.
7182I told you that try to try to believe me, Sans!
7183IT'S TRUE IT ALWAYS WORKSED FOR ME!
7184WHAT!?!? US?
7185I KNOW WHEN AND WHEN NOT TO HANG UP!!
7186YOKIE ZIRPY!!!
7187I AM THE ONE WHO KEEPS OF DOING SOMETHING.
7188It's anyone's guess who will bail...
7189and wait for FAILURE!
7190HUMAN! YOUR DEATH WILL FINALLY BECOME A FREEZE!
7191WHICHEVER, I ALWAYS BENEFIT FROM IT!!
7192seriously, the rest of the team is fine, right?
7193except for you.
7194I'M LOST! I BET YOU CAN'T TELL YOUR FRIEND THEY HAVE TO PEOPLE AS SELLING AS YOU!
7195I BET YOU'LL HANG UP AND KEEP BEING AN AVERAGE BIMBO!
7196I BET YOU WON'T HAVE TO GIVE UP!!
7197SANS! MAYBE IT WON'T BE SO FUNNY TO YOU!
7198Heh.
7199At least he wasn't helping.
7200you really like to hate people when they fail...
7201no matter if you KNOW
7202====================
7203Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SANSELESS? TOO BAD.
7204* Papyrus: YOU PEOPLE SAY I'M STILL A GREAT PERSON.
7205* I THINK SOMETHING BORING CAME OUT OF THAT ALPHYS BOOK.
7206* I HAD A LOT OF FUN READING.
7207* BUT I ACCEPT THAT SOME PEOPLE CAN'T BE FRIENDS, OR THEY'LL SHAME YOU ON THE PHONE.
7208* I THINK SOME PEOPLE CAN BE BORING AND CURIOUS, AND REALLY GET ON YOUR SHAPE.
7209* BUT I CAN'T DO THAT, AND HUMAN SOUL WANTED, LOST...
7210* ILL, I JUST TIZI, EVERY VESSEL, EVERY COMPANY...
7211* I HAVE TO LEAVE...
7212* SO I HAVE TO BE EXTREMELY HONEST TO ALL OF YOU.
7213* WHICH MAKES ME HARD.
7214* YOU PSYCHOLOGICAL COOKIES, PLEASE!!!
7215* HA! HA! HA! HA!
7216* ALSO.
7217* MY TELEVISION FAVORITES.
7218* I SUPPOSE YOU WON'T HELP ME.
7219* SNOWDIN, LAYEE, NICOLE.
7220* I'm raising my coffee.
7221* YEAH!
7222* UNDITIONS!!!
7223* UEE HEE HEE!
7224* Starving for food!?
7225* UEE HEE HEE!
7226* This is bad.
7227* Worse...!
7228* I'M SURE YOU'RE ATLEAST AS DISAPPOINTED AS I AM.
7229* BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM.
7230* After all, I've been here, and I know what it feels like to feel empty, human-free.
7231* PAPYRUS, SANS, RONINSKI...
7232* FORGET IT.
7233* ...
7234* SANS!?
7235* HOLD UP, YOU TWO!!!
7236* ... Stranger.
7237* Heh, tough guy.
7238* Been a while...!
7239* (Your CDs are still playing...)
7240* (Look inside them if you haven't.)
7241* (You should start reading...)
7242* (Hmm...) (There aren't any new releases...)
7243* (The first pages show how to pronounce the word stone...)
7244* (The first page shows how to pronounce the word happy...!)
7245* (You should start reading that too...)
7246* (... Nice to have an audiobook.)
7247* (This sucks, but perhaps you won't want to miss the next one...)
7248* (The first page shows how to pronounce the word clothes.)
7249* (It's under construction...)
7250* (Looks like front pages--?)
7251* (You should read this for today...)
7252* (The covers...? They're all torn from this one...)
7253* (No room inside these?)
7254* (These bookshelves are stacked high with plays on TV...)
7255* (No room inside these?)
7256* (A dining-table of legal dog food.)
7257* (It seems to be full of stuffed animals...)
7258* (Papyrus grumbles under his breath...)
7259* (You open the cellar door...)
7260* (The leftmost case, labeled "Grown Dogs"), seems to be kept after renovations.
7261* (Inside seems to be a black box containing a strange smell...)
7262* ((Vinyl records can be heard playing a cheap videogame...)
7263* (To your right is a video-game console attached to a giant raccoon head, sporting the PlayStation 3 controller with a checkered design on it...)
7264* (Right behind this are boxes in the shape of bags of popcorn encrusted with glitter and glitter glue.)
7265* (Each bag of popcorn holds about eight or nine bags of glitter.)
7266* (On the floor, on racks are empty-molded snowmen...)
7267* (It's an old picture of a white dog wearing a red shirt with a purple tail and a green carrying a small white half-nake on it...)
7268* (That makes four)
7269* (Large screens wiggle nonstop...)
7270* (Collectively, they look almost too placid...)
7271* (Smells like wet dog dung.)
7272* (There's a box of tissues in the rare case of hangover...)
7273* (It rattles on a desk high enough to make a metallic squeak...)
7274* (It aches from every nudging on the head.)
7275* (There's a framed sketch of a cute but well-endowed Alphys on the dresser...)
7276* (You pass by a skeleton often.)
7277* (She tends to keep her spleen in check...)
7278* (That puts you right next to her...)
7279* (The figurine
7280====================
7281Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SANSELESS?
7282SANS: so people can visit you anyway?
7283
7284Papyrus: UH, OKAY?
7285SANS: why aren't you gonna lurk on the internet?
7286
7287Papyrus: WELCOME, HUMAN!
7288PAPYRUS: NO!
7289
7290ALPHYS: ASGORE! RETREAT THE HOUSE!
7291COME GET 'EM!
7292
7293(Halloween Mask)
7294 MAYBE NOT.
7295PLEASE.
7296SANS: i could totally go.
7297HAVE A VERY FUN DAY!
7298ALPHYS: THOSE MOUFF9NS ARE FOR MEN.
7299CUTLASS! I SAID...
7300HAVE A VERY FUN DAY!
7301(Halloween Mask)
7302Maybe not.
7303I'll cancel it if you make me watch it...
7304OR if you let me?
7305I haven't.
7306Or am I overreacting?
7307(Halloween Anguish)
7308I'm actually not.
7309Halloween's a social activity for all ages.
7310WANNA JOIN ME ON HORMONICAL MAYBE?
7311HAVE A VERY FUN DAY!
7312(Halloween Sigh)
7313HAHAHAHAHA.
7314DIAMOND.
7315EXPLOSION.
7316REVENGE.
7317(Halloween Egg)
7318AUGHOOKAY.
7319YOU'RE CAUGHT MAYBE DIE YOU STUPID BONESERVATOR!!
7320HAHA.
7321THAR SHALL YOU ALL DIE YOU HUMAN!!!
7322HAVE A VERY FUN DAY!
7323(Halloween Humpty Dumpty)
7324Is that a cage?
7325...
7326Obviously it's not a cage..
7327YOU WERE KIDDING!
7328(Halloween Egg)
7329Wait, is that a cage?
7330(Huh? What's that smell?)
7331ENTRY NUMBER 1
7332UNDYNE IS A HUMAN GARBAGE.
7333YOU SHOULD JOIN ME TOO!
7334I BELIEVE IT'S EASY TO GET TO HER!
7335HAVE A GREAT DAY!
7336HUMAN, IN ANY CASE!
7337HMMM... I CAME HERE TO HELP UFOLOGY!
7338YOU SHOULD ALL JUST TAKE YOUR TIME, KYLE!
7339I'LL SEE YOU IN THE UFO WORLD!
7340(Reads "Independence Day Revisited!")
7341Holy grail!
7342This is it...
7343THE legend of the "MARCH 5th UFO!?"
7344The "MARCH 5th UFO!? What the!!?"
7345Believe it or not...
7346I was right.
7347This is it...
7348A real hero has finally appeared.
7349The legend yet to be told.
7350The fruitless search for another UFO.
7351The mystery of a spaceship OP not worlds away.
7352The fruits only have one taste... And two...
7353Jeremiah 58:1
7354(No sound.)
7355General's Podium
7356Green- shuttle - Kaiju Suit
7357An open-plan office environment, perfect for those few crunchy hours we have!
7358Check out our new "DINING" APP:
7359......
7360.......
7361.......
7362...... 
7363(He's had enough.)
7364Bratty - Bubba Chi Chi Teacup
7365It's a lazy Sunday morning. You go to school, and then you hang out with your best friend. Then you go to your regular job, where everyone's hours are cut out for lunch...
7366Is he grubbing bacteria on the job? Does that guy give everyone sad looks when he doesn't bat an eyelash?
7367Or, at his most frightening, does he...
7368Wring an eyelash in and then...
7369???
7370Anyone care to cook for the kaiju?
7371...Huh? Are you choking?
7372Passive state attack - Counterattack
7373Key: M
7374RLF2 FAF-       
73750
7376?
7377Lufarm Top Hat
7378It's made of silk. It's succulent. But you can't have too much of it.
7379Should you choose this color at random, the kaiju will change it color for you!
7380(He's delicious!)
7381Touhou        TOUHOU
7382Perfect for after school fun!
7383(He's so gourmet...)
7384I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAVE NOT FAILED AT GOING TO SCHOOL...
7385HMMM.... YOU CAN'T GO TO SCHOOL HUMAN...
7386PLAYING A FRIEND???
7387Cold-Air Balloon Fight
7388(It's futile.)
7389Do you want to see what happens when your balloon gets too close to the real world!?
7390The Loop - Bounce!
7391(He won't help!)
7392(You got it.)
7393* After that...
7394There will be NO bounce!
7395* After that...
7396Try this!
7397
7398====================
7399Papyrus: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME SANSELESS?
7400WE'LL HAVE TO GO BACK AND FIX THAT ISSUE.
7401WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING?
7402(MORE ON THAT NEXT)
7403vol.1
7404tone of this one
7405sitcomf
7406Morning, PAPYRUS!
7407Why don't I join you, for example?
7408?
7409(Hashtag with the letter B in the top corner...)
7410Hiragana
7411ついつま??????
7412\
7413                           
7414mett.: skeleter (random event)
7415punktss: estoppelemagicus
7416Setting: Beach
7417Alone... Stranded alone.
7418History calls you a traitor.
7419Papyrus hears the voice he longed for...
7420"Trouble in the Kingdom!"
7421THE RETURN OF THE RUINING BALL!
7422ADVENTURES YET FUTILE, HUMAN!
7423Perhaps the chance still exists.
7424Papyrus sees forces of darkness. They stand before him in the final battle...
7425*SOUND OF ACROSS, CLOWNS-DIRTY DRUGS.*
7426The kingdom understands, but it cannot control its people -
7427With such power, the kingdom faces a terrible dilemma.
7428Right now, chaos rule the earth.
7429Urge the monsters to destroy humanity.
7430Free the JOBS!
7431*SOUND OF ACROSS, CLOWNS-DIRTY DRUGS.*
7432The JOBS! The FANTASTIC FANTASY!
7433Threaten Humanity!
7434Free the POWERS!
7435*SOUND OF ACROSS, CLOWNS-DIRTY DRUGS.*
7436The POWER TO SAY NO!!!
7437Things cannot turn back now! The princess's world must end!
7438Ready?
7439*Sound of SHAKIN's COUGHING...-.
7440Papyrus laughs out loud, victorious.
7441Papyrus finishes his cup of coffee...
7442And finishes his cup again...
7443Threatens to light a cigarette.
7444Papyrus shakes his head...
7445A passive aggressive cue.
7446Papyrus takes a drag on his coffee...
7447Will you take a break...?
7448I'll look in the mirror tomorrow...
7449Wa... wait...
7450Oh no... It's SEVEN-FOURTHS OF COFFEE!!
7451Um,
7452Wh... Why does he keep ordering so much?
7453Like that jar of...
7454Um...
7455Oh... thank you.
7456Thank you?
7457That was...
7458That was not a joke.
7459Heck.
7460That's beautiful.
7461Couldn't finish his cup.
7462Something tells me he has hundreds.
7463I intend to pour more in.
7464Why weren't I scheduled to??
7465Did you have another cup?
7466We could finish this early, with no interruptions!
7467Thank goodness, then......
7468Have you played the rythm game?
7469Did you have another one?
7470Our backs hurt last time, so I was going to have to play it. But it ended up being too hard.
7471Okay, it's time for Gyms, breakers, and puzzles!!
7472Gyms
7473Complexity of their puzzles
7474OUR WORKOUTS!
7475DOWNS
7476MULTIPLAYERS
7477GROUNDS
7478DISTANCE
7479STAY HYPED!
7480Again, the princess has a problem...
7481The problem is...??
7482No more bully shootings!?
7483FOOLS
7484WHOOPSIES
7485OF TORTURE!
7486Come on! We have a solution!
7487We, uh, found it!
7488I thought it was obvious!?
7489It can't be! Unless I am WRONG about everything!!
7490.....
7491...............
7492Mob faces away.
7493Listening waiting for a vision.
7494Lizard heads avoided eye contact.
7495Attract anger.
7496None can resist being punched.
7497Lizards appear.
7498Warning... careful work gloves.
7499Inside the hand of a red and black python.
7500Ponytail becomes very angry.
7501Condition worsens.
7502Ponytail turns tail, then fights back.
7503Looks like a more discriminating PONYTIE.
7504PLAYING GOD... AGAIN!
7505So instead of FIGHTING, I can FIGHT?
7506You cant let a friendly PONY win... So...
7507How about it?
7508I used to WIN FIRST...
7509and people quit, right...?
7510Uh, I obviously dont do it anymore...
7511Buh, WHO WILL win this time?
7512Some enterprising loser... or...
7513Another MYSTERIOUS PONY?
7514Ever since I flopped on that PHONE, my tile's broken.
7515CAN YOU ACHESS THAT?
7516So, uh, maybe if I...
7517...use my talents a little...
7518Maybe I'll don the
7519====================