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1Sergio [guest] from REwind Online
2Sergio Love American Woman Posted 10-9-2000 05:01
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5Sometimes Sergio think: Why I make movies? Is it because I like to tell story? Is it because I want to make money? Because I get feeling of accomplishment? no no, It is because Sergio want to sleep with sleazy actresses.
6Father tell me, "Sergio, women will never love you for who you are, this is why you need to become great American director. Then babes like Alyissa Malano and Sally Field will want to sleep with you for good part in movie" I tell my father I want to meet nice girl and have her love Sergio for Sergio, But my father hit me and tell me to make him chicken pot pie. He call me dumb ass.
7Sergio always want to make father proud, so current movie is called "American Bikini Bimbo Bash" Location will be on beach in sunny California and woman will be required to sleep with Sergio for part, even secretary part with one line. I have casting session and no one show up! Sergio put out flyers at local supermarket and church. But Sergio determined. I go to beach and film women anyway I point camera at them and say "I make movie, you want to be in it?" some woman laugh and say yes. They embaressed, but can not resist Sergios charm. I tell them they need to come to Sergio's house tonight and "get the busy on" in order to be in film. They yell at me and life guard hit me with boogie board. After father bail Sergio out, he beat me till my skin fell off. Why Sergio have problems with American culture? Sergio miss old country.
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11J.Brugmann [guest] from REwind Online
12Awww, crap. Posted 10-9-2000 23:20
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15This "guy" was poking around the AMDB message board.
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21Sergio [guest] from REwind Online
22Sergio Film Festival! Come join! Posted 10-16-2000 00:28
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25Hallo friends it's Sergio! Just wanted to post to internet friends that Sergio is starting own film festival called "Sergio Slam 2000" It will be held in my house. My father watch your film and be judge. If he don't like he say "get out!" if he like, well then he say "eh that was okay, Sergio your friend okay in my book...he can stay" Mother make mozzaballs and garlic bread while we watch films on couch. If Uncle Vincenzo show up drunk just ignore him, he likes to talk bad about black people at job, please don't pay any attention, Sergio turn up volume on TV when he show up. Prizes for film slam will be sergio's old dresser and possibly a gift certificate for Shakey's, this is all Sergio have, but Film festival is what Sergio love! Sergio love film and want others to share in this joy! Unless film features nudity, vulgar language, violence, any sexual references. My mother have pacemaker and is very religious. If film makes father mad he may hit you. But still join up for film festival. Mother bought 25 pounds of meat for occasion and father will beat me if it goes to waste. Details about film fest are on my webstage: www.Sergioslam200.com
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29Apocalypse2001 from REwind Online
30meat huh? Posted 10-16-2000 05:23
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33Do you know what kind of meat your mother bought? I think I would be rather interested in the consumption of dead animals and such. The movies that we make might get a little vulgar, but if your father tries anything I'll have his legs broken and his tongue removed. Hope to see you and all these other amateur film junkies there!
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38P.S. Also, would your parents be adverse to me bringing some Venezuelan beaver Cheese?
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40tygerbug [guest] from REwind Online
41that cat's eaten it. Posted 10-16-2000 06:00
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44I bet Sergio likes Venezualan beaver.
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47Although in some posts Sergio seems a little gay or bisexual ...
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49GMP Mike [guest] from REwind Online
50Interested Posted 10-16-2000 15:09
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53Give us an address to send tapes to, along with a phone number. You can send it to me via e-mail. Then I can check to see if the address is legit and call you for more information about your film festival. We at GMP would love to have our films in your festival. I think your father would like our films.
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57tygerbug [guest] from REwind Online
58um Posted 10-17-2000 03:18
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61Sorry to break this to ya, GMP Mike, but Sergio isn't, um ... how do I put this? Let's just say the link at the end of the post doesn't work and leave it at that. Any more discussion of this would spoil something that wasn't all that interesting to begin with.
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63gmp mike [guest] from REwind Online
64CRAP! Posted 10-17-2000 06:26
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67Are you saying Sergio isn't a real person??!?!! That it's some jag off who thinks he's funny? Awww I was really interested in joining his film festival :( oh well there's always Cannes, but it's not quite Sergiofest2000
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69tygerbug [guest] from REwind Online
70lalala Posted 10-17-2000 08:35
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73I wasn't trying to "reveal" that Sergio isn't a real person ... just that he doesn't usually reply to our discussions of this posts, so it's not really worth even trying to say, well, use my movie at your "fest" because in the past he's never listened to that sort of thing ... A Sergio commentary on oranges: the movie, with its undercurrent of adult love, would be bueno, but ... so basically I'm just saying that if "Sergio" had balls he would post a real website address for a Sergio slam ... that would be amusing. He wouldn't even have to put up an email address. I for one would like to hear more of his adult love "porno" films where man wear wig. But he no go into that sort of detail. Apparently years of his father hit him have left Sergio unable to carry on a conversation.
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75So let's just say the web address doesn't work and leave it at that ... unless Sergio have other idea.
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78Sergio [guest] from REwind Online
79Sergio's Halloween Nightmare Posted 10-31-2000 07:04
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82Hallo all this is Sergio. I want to tell all that I finish movie for Halloween called "Look out! GHOST!" it's about haunted mansion and girl who gets lost in it with boyfriend. Boyfriend take girl into room and say "come on baby, give me that hot stuff" girl say NO! boyfriend grab her and say "listen here, give me the hot good stuff" then girl see ghost coming from behind and say "Look out ghost!" boy too excited to care (thinking about adult love) and he get head cut off by demon spirit. Sergio show film to father and father love it! He pat Sergio on back when boy get killed and say "Wow Sergio! you are no longer embarressment to family! I no longer wish you were never born!" Mother made mozzaballs and father love them too, he say "It is a rare night! I have no reason to beat either of you!" later mother and me thank jesus for protecting us on this halloween eve. Same night Hans and Peter show up, father answer door. Hans and peter say they want to see film they were in. Father say "Halloween film?" they say yes. Then Father say, "No, you make mistake only girl and guy in film" Hans say, No I was girl with wig on, girl not show up" Father break Sergio's door down with sledge hammer and tell me Halloween will be very scary this year for Sergio. Mother pray rosary for Sergio, but it not help. Father shove plastic pumpkin down Sergio's throat till face turn blue, then he whip me with belt. Father have bad drinking problem, please help.
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86Tews from REwind Online
87Three cheers for Sergio's dad Posted 10-31-2000 15:14
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90Oh, let's thank Sergio's dad for doing what we've all wanted to do since he arrived on this and the AMDB's message board... and that is give him a real good shit kickin'. Sergio's father is now my true "real life" hero. Way to go dad!!!
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94gmpmike [guest] from REwind Online
95I agree Posted 10-31-2000 15:51
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98I agree, sergios dad kicks ass....literally!
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101Sergio [guest] from REwind Online
102How Sergio Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Rock Posted 11-3-2000 08:49
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105Hallo Friends it's Sergio! I just wanted to say I love the american rock! I went to show tonight called Limp Bisquick and I must say It entertained me. Man at gate took video camera I brought and smashed it, but that's okay it was falling apart. I see band and they loud and yelling. I also see opening act called Screamhead, they suck, people push me around and hit me! I say CALL POLICE!!, but hans tell me it's called american moshing, I say it crazy! When I get home I tell my father about rocking concert and most importantly about the moshing pit. I say father, Americans have pastime where you go to concert to hear music and hit people at the same time. I tell him that he should go see concert so that he would no longer have to hit mother and me. Father laugh, he think funny. Later on Sergio keep door open knowing well that father would kick it in and beat me for my earlier comments, but he did not. Father asleep in bed with mother. Sergio say to himself, father not beat me? This is strange I thank Limp Bisquick for their music it has brought me peace in my home. Someday I make movie about my experience called Sergio Love America! Land of Opportunity.....and Rock!
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107tygerbug [guest] from REwind Online
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111Sergio seems to make a quite casual Kubrick reference for someone of Sergio's Sergio status, don't you think?
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113Never mind, I like this side of Sergio. I almost wish I could walk right up to him and hit him myself.
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116Sergio [guest] from REwind Online
117Whya you nota like the Sergio? Posted 11-29-2000 05:31
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120Sergio not like amature movies no more! Sergio ask for help and you shun! Sergio come to America after seeing great film makers like Steven Spielberg and Dennis the Mennis want to make film! Sergio's dream has been to make great american film like Citizen Kane or Showgirls and what happen? Sergio get laughed at! Sergio get beat up by black guy in subway, Sergio get bottle shoved in asshole at rave! Why this happen to Sergio! Now Sergio ask for help after eating bad eggs and Sergio no see post! Where did post go? When Sergio was 12 father give him advise he said, "Sergio my son, the world is what you make it.....now make me a chicken pot pie or I'll beat the living hell out of you" I have always interprited the wise words of my father to mean that the world is a cruel and competitve place and unless you go out and make a chicken pot pie it will beat you. Since then Sergio have always strided to become what was destined to be - a film maker, even though road may be a tough one. But Film maker need help! and no one help Sergio! Sergio have no training, no actors, but do have big video camera from 1980 and a blank tape of dreams. Sergio will show you all! Sergio will make the next Barenaked Witch Project and show you all who the best film maker is! Father will be proud of Sergio!
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123P.S. Sergio new film "Look out Ghost!" for sale at my webcam at www:Sergiofilms:COM
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125tygerbug [guest] from REwind Online
126.. Posted 11-29-2000 06:16
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129I'm still sad that Sergio's website doesn't actually work. Call me a fan.
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131Jay BlancScreen [guest] from REwind Online
132censorship issues Posted 11-29-2000 13:26
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135Yeah, what's with deleting a Sergio post from here? Is Sergio telling the truth? Did his last post get deleted from the board? Since when does REwind endorse censorship? Sergio is a symol of free speech and should not be silenced!
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139Tews from REwind Online
140Get rid of him! Posted 11-29-2000 19:54
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143Sergio is a fucking douche-bag who SHOULD be banned from this message board. I don't know who is behind this Sergio character but there is nothing funny about him. His jokes are immature, childish and uncalled for. This all started at the AMDB and it should be stopped right here, right now. Plus, he is making a mockery of the amateur film world and honestly I don't appreciate it. And really, there is nothing funny about child abuse.... but in this case I hope this Sergio character gets the fucking hell beaten out of him by more then just his father. Actually, I think my next film will be "THE SEVERE BEATING OF SERGIO!" I'm sure it will be a big hit!
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145Peace love and happiness and death to Sergio... Jon get rid of him!
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160Sergio Make Bad Post Posted 11-29-2000 14:13
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163I've had mixed feelings on this Sergio character. While I don't find his 'comedy' amusing at all, I don't really care enough to censor the guy. I figure if you don't like Sergio, don't read the post. But a day or so ago he stepped over the line with his 'egg' story into very poor taste without reason. It's a free world and a free board, but I'm still it's moderator. I have no problems with most of Sergio's stupid stories, but please keep in mind that a wide age range frequent this board even if they don't post. This board was created for a reason, and that's to supplement REwind and draw regular traffic - if Sergio's posts negatively affect either of those, then I'll deal with it.
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165Generally, if you find Sergio's posts offensive, just skip them. A lack of response tends to eliminate issues like that quickly.
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169PS - This was the first post I've ever deleted from this board. I hope it will be the last Sergio.
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171Jay BlancScreen [guest] from REwind Online
172Sergio bad, REwind good Posted 11-29-2000 15:51
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175"A mockery of the amateur film world"? I think someone's taking this a tad too seriously. Don't get me wrong, I love amateur movies, but is it really worth getting so upset about something so insignificant?
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179Sergio [guest] from REwind Online
180No get rid of Sergio! Posted 11-29-2000 16:54
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183Sergio think child abbuse a serious topic! Sergio ask for help when father beat me. Do you help no! Should Sergio be "band" no! Sergio should not be "banned" Sergio does best to write good english, but not even make mistake that bad! But Sergio might form band if you have bass player, my father play drums. Please if no one like Sergio will go away :( but I just try to make film and people laugh, why they laugh!
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185CINEMAPEN from REwind Online
186AIN'T NOTHIN' WRONG WITH A LITTLE SERGIO... Posted 11-29-2000 18:29
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189C'mon guys...
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191It's funny. Whoever's doing it is having a good time, and it's not really mean-spirited, so why the heck not?
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193I always end up reading Sergio posts, and Stoklasa has maintained those posts are one of his biggest reasons for visiting. I say let him have his say.
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197GMP Mike [guest] from REwind Online
198Rock on Jason Posted 11-29-2000 18:51
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201oooh What's all this Sergio controversy! I love it. I agree Jason. It's all good to keep in contact with amatuer film information, but every now and then a little Sergio post makes me laugh. And to Tim Woods of Tews, I doubt the "credibilty of the amatuer film community" is at stake, come on! Lighten up. I want to read the one about eggs that apparently crossed the line! Jon please don't deprive Sergio fans of this work, please at least email it to us or something. Long live Sergio!
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203Tews from REwind Online
204Do you guys have any pride in what you make? Posted 11-29-2000 19:55
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207You know... I've noticed a lot of interesting things in the past couple of months or so and I come to the conclusion that most of you guys don't even take any pride in what you produce. You know what, it DOES offend me when someone starts screwing around with our "hobby" because let me tell you that if this was any other site and some loser like Sergio started spewing at the mouth with all of his ridiculous and useless posts then he would have been tossed ages ago. I love what I do and I love making movies. I just don't understand why some of you don't defend your work and your hobby. I'm sure if someone started bad mouthing or making fun of lets say your favorite sports team, and don't get me started on the Leafs, then I'm sure you would have a different take on the situation. What I'm saying is that some of you consider what you do to be crap and the worst things anyone has ever seen. I know it's fun making movies and all but if you don't have pride in your work then why the hell do you do bother. And why do you get upset when someone writes a bad review for your "crap" movie when it really is crap because you said it was.
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209It's confusing... but hey... if you guys like Sergio and his stupidity so be it. Enjoy!
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220Jay BlancScreen [guest] from REwind Online
221Long Live Sergio! Posted 11-29-2000 20:50
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224Having a sense of humor about Sergio and his stupid posts has no relevance towards how seriously any of us take filmmaking. How exactly does Sergio taint the image of amateur filmmaking? By not having a sense of humor, does that mean that someone takes what they do more seriously than those of us that are able to laugh at Sergio and his wacky antics? I don't think so. I make stupid comedies, but that doesn't mean I don't take them seriously. I do what I do because I love it. I also find Sergio funny. God, I'm so juvenile, aren't I?
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230Insignificant Posted 11-29-2000 22:05
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235You said that I shouldn't get upset over something like Sergio making a "mockery of the amateur film world because it is insignificant." Now, I might have misinterpreted what you said and I just want to make sure I'm clear. Are you saying that amateur film is insignificant or whether Sergio is insignificant? If it's the latter then I agree. I'm just extremely passionate about my film work and having moron's like Sergio come around and talk about something that has nothing to do with REwind, or amateur film, well that's when I get offended. It's junk mail for all I'm concerned and for some people junk mail bothers them. Now, I probably was going a little over board about Sergio making a mockery of the amateur film world when in reality we should just ignore the bastard and go on with our lives. Now, if you find him funny I've got nothing against that I just don't think Sergio's posts belong here at REwind. We've got better things to read and talk about.
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239And as for immature... hell, I'm immature... I'm as immature as they come but there is a time and a place for that kind of nonsense... sometimes REwind is the place... but Sergio is just a waste of time which is what I'm doing by writing this post. Anyway, that's it from the TEWS factory.
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243tygerbug [guest] from REwind Online
244... Posted 11-30-2000 03:00
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247I've also referred to a certain series of mine as "crap" in the past, but was doing so half in jest -- I, like everyone else on the board, love everything I've done to death. Sure, when GMP Mike's around I'll see us do a Monkey Man Gets His joke or two, but I'm sure that Mike loves that one as much as any of his others ... what can be interpreted as a temporary lack of pride is just backing away when someone didn't like what we did so as not to push it on them ... nothing worse than endless praising discussion of a bad movie. Sergio is a colorful character, and some of us tolerate him, some even enjoy him, but some here don't like what he did and is doing, and just want him to back away. I doubt that Sergio's posts are an attack on anyone, or on amateur films in general. Sergio can make his own decision here, and those who dislike Sergio will continue to ignore his posts.
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249But never say there isn't any pride at REwind. Some of us occasionally get so filled with joy at the whole amateur community that we wind up writing 4-page posts. Or, um, yeah.
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251John [guest] from REwind Online
252As one of the aforementioned readers Posted 11-30-2000 21:17
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255First off I have to say that I do not make amateur mvoies, I am not even really involved in the entire subculture of amatuer filmmakers, but what I do know is that Sergio generates a lot of heat for someone who "isn't real" and who is "discrediting" the entire amatuer filming community. Personally it is my opinion that if you don't like something then you ignore it, I don't know about other people but I don't believe that there should be someone out there who is limiting what I do and do not have access to.
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257I have to admit I am a sucker for idiot comedy, which is what I would have to define Sergio's posts as. I would have to deifne them as idiot comedy, and since Jim Carrey, and Adam Sandler makes millions of dollars ( As well as Tom Green, and the fellas from Jackass on MTV ) doing the exact same thing, except on a larger scale, I think that the fella from TEWS (sp?) should lighten up and keep more of an open mind about the literary material of this page. It is one thing to be hotly opinionated about something, it is quite another to try and force those opinons on others, or to heatedly state that your opinion is right and other peoples are wrong.
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259Is there honestly anything inherently WRONG with enjoying the simple idiotic wit of Sergio? I don't think so, and in his own way, I think Sergio would agree with me.
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261So I say LET THE BEATINGS CONTINUE!, and I can't wait to order my copy of "Look Out Ghost!"
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266tygerbug [guest] from REwind Online
267wait a minute .... Posted 12-1-2000 06:23
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270Who is this "John" guy now?
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272As if the name wasn't common enough on this forum ...
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274whoamI??? [guest] from REwind Online
275Sergio, Oh Sergio Posted 12-1-2000 06:43
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278Personally, I am not bothered by Sergio. I think he's kind of funny. But if I had to guess I'd say he was the alter ego of Jay from BlancScreen. Am I wrong???
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280tygerbug [guest] from REwind Online
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284No, whoami, actually he's your alter ego.
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288Jay - BlancScreen [guest] from REwind Online
289This thread has gone on longer than it should have Posted 12-1-2000 07:25
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292WhoamI, are you wrong? Yes.
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294J.Brugmann [guest] from REwind Online
295lord almighty Posted 12-1-2000 09:47
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298Lord almighty, as if this thread wasn't annoying enough (I promised myself I would not comment. Apathy is the greatest revenge) ANOTHER guy with the name John pops up. I knew I should have changed my name to Leonard when I had the change. Dr. Leonard Brugmann, has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?
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303LOOK OUT GHOST! Posted 12-1-2000 17:26
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306Guys, just checked out the trailer for Sergio's "Look Out Ghost" over at www.sergiofilms.com.
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320I'm lucky my browser got through; I hear the traffic is heavy.
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324Mike Branum [guest] from REwind Online
325lord almighty Posted 12-1-2000 21:01
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328Since there's a new John, and too many Mikes around, I'm changing my name to "Slappy." No personal reasons, except I get tired of thinking people are talking about ME when they've got microphone problems. The proper short-form of microphone is "mic", people, not "mike." So please note the name change. It's not Mike "Slappy" Branum, but I will accept "The Artist Currently Known As Slappy". But no calling me Mike anymore. I mean, the other Mike could call himself "mp3. Mike" or "Composer Mike", but I do those things, too, dang it!!! So, under duress, I will change MY name. I know what you're thinking,"Why not something like HooptyMike?" Because it's too hard to spell!!!! And in order to keep this post short, let me just say
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330Sergio [guest] from REwind Online
331Sergio vist L.A! Posted 12-1-2000 18:05
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334Hallo "friends" it's Sergio! I want to say that Sergio write from L.A., land of movies! Sergio come to California for Gold Rush, but man at tourist center tell Sergio he is over 100 years too late. I think father play cruel joke on Sergio! Sergio just bring shovel and no money, so off to magic Sergio go! Sergio see many sites of Hollywood. Prostitutes, homeless veterans, sexual miscreants, drug users, and Carrot Top. Sergio see sign. "Film Festival!" and dream come true! Festival have American Movies! Free admission! So Sergio go in and get seat. Film that play is something called "We shall not forget". Sergio ask person sitting in next seat what film about. They say, "It's about the nazis in world war two and how they...." Sergio stop him, that's all Sergio need to hear! If Sergio know anything about Nazis' and American films it's that it will be all action and adventure! Film start. Sad violin music play during credits, Sergio bored. Sergio want excitement! Sergio yell," Where is American Action Star Indiana Jones!" people say "sssh" Sergio wait and nothing exciting happen. Sergio yell out loud again "Sergio want to see John Wayne shoot nazi!" people say ssssh even louder. So Sergio go to lobby where food is at. mmmm Food from Sergio's home country, Pizza! Sergio take bite, father would love this! Back in film Sergio get seat in balcony and look around. Below Sergio see something that say "Holocaust Survivor Section" when Sergio lean over to see better pizza fall! It land in hair of old lady! People begin to yell and scream and Sergio run out of theater! What happened, Sergio not understand! America is land of movies and magic, why this happen to Sergio!
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337as they say in the land of television commercials... Posted 12-1-2000 20:50
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342Slappy Branum (see?) [guest] from REwind Online
343as they say......... Posted 12-1-2000 21:07
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346Oh shit......that's the best comebacker I've read in awhile. Oh, glad I moved. Looks like I did it just in time.
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350J.Brugmann [guest] from REwind Online
351hee hee hee Posted 12-1-2000 21:36
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361Slappy Branum [guest] from REwind Online
362We swap for it? Posted 12-1-2000 23:20
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365Leonard (my second favorite Marx Brother next to Julius),
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370John [guest] from REwind Online
371That name thing Posted 12-4-2000 04:28
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374Im sorry for causing a name rucus (sp?) I am just using my real name, I wasn't aware that so many people on here were named John.
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376Anyways, after reading Sergio's most recent post I have to say I kind of feel sorry for the guy.....and I know just the thing to cheer him up.
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378Sergio seems a bit lost and a bit depressed. After all if you were new to America and your father was an alcoholic and abusive person you would be lonely too.
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380What I am suggesting is that someone start a Sergio Fansite!.
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382Yes folks, just think about it, a site where you could go to talk with the legendary indy filmmaker Sergio! A place where you could go to discuss his newest work with him and his fans. Personally I would be a big fan of such an idea, and would help out anybody with the know how to organize and produce such an adventure.
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388J.Brugmann [guest] from REwind Online
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392Please, include your last name or company affiliation when posting. There are enough freakin' variations on the name "John" around here. I mean, we made a grown man break down and call himself "Slappy". When will the madness end?
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396Slappy [guest] from REwind Online
397Name and Company please....... Posted 12-4-2000 19:59
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400Slippy, Slappy, Stinky, Snozzle........what's the difference? I, although suffering from breakdowns on a daily basis, CHOSE that name because I had a great uncle named Slappy. And, I must admit, I don't know any other Slappys, but I do know a lot of Johns.
401But, with this particular JoHn (what's with the big "H".........."Hoopty affiliation?"), I can see his point about including your name and company. Heck, isn't this site all about making us famous? Like Sergio?
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403Slappy
404Hoopty Studios
405The Cheapest Movie Studio On The Planet
406http://www.hoopty.cc
407
408tygerbug [guest] from REwind Online
409... Posted 12-4-2000 21:55
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412I'm fairly sure this particular John is affiliated with Sergio films.
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414John [guest] from REwind Online
415No affiliation Posted 12-5-2000 05:18
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418I am not really affiliated with any company, though I have seen some of GMP Mike's stuff from a mutual friend. It was also that mutual friend who got me reading the boards in here.
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420And NO I do not know Sergio personally ( Though I would not meeting such a good filmmaker! ) I just have a tender spot for idiot comedy as I called it earlier, and I have a soft spot for hardluck cases.
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422Nobody seemed to be too interested in my Fansite idea, eh?
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424John
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426Veteran X [guest] from REwind Online
427A fansite is not enough... Posted 12-5-2000 15:01
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430I think a movie should be made to honor the life of Sergio! I'm have some connections in the FOO/Pangea world and will see if I can pull some strings. I've already started writing a script...
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432Sergio [guest] from REwind Online
433American Zombie Hot Wax Bikini-Bimbo Car Wash From Hell 2 Posted 12-31-2000 06:13
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435
436I right to you from my basement, father has used my bedroom for sex den. He say "Sergio, you 29 years old now! Time to get out!" My mother pray he will feel different, but Sergio think not, Sergios last film flopped. Mother had one credit card and Sergio maxumed it out to buy equipment and lights and pay stripper to star in film. Film called "Zombie Girl Hot Wax Car Wash 2: Adventures in Time" it was loosely based sequel to American Film Beverly Hills Cop starring world war 2 action hero Audie Murphy. But Sergio still have lots to learn about American Culture. Stripper named Sindy come to set she say "Where my water!" sergio show her toilet, "You need use?" she say "My Bottle of Natural Spring water, like duh, where's craft service?" Sergio not understand " You service my craft!!! Take clothes off for scene!!" she do. Scene call for hot vampire stripper putting hot wax on sports car in California sun, but Sergio just have rusty old Mazda and snow on ground. Sindy tell Sergio to "get bent" and leave!
437Sergio call Hans to Wax car with wig on but Hans say "NO! he go see paper view wrestling!" what this is Sergio know not. Then father smash Sergio camera and say "work in fishery or live on streets with american bums!" All Sergio want to do is make American films much like Das Boot and Battleship Potempkin! Why world hate Sergio, everyone talk about fancy computers and DVD? what is this? Sergio know not! HELP!!!!
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439Wally_Fong from REwind Online
440What?!?!?!?!?! Posted 12-31-2000 09:11
441
442
443As Tom Cruise said in MI:2
444"You've got to be kidding me"
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446Rusty Hoot [guest] from REwind Online
447Sergio Movie? Posted 12-31-2000 22:33
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450I wanna make a movie about Sergio trying to make a movie! What a character.
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452Sergio [guest] from REwind Online
453No Movie! Posted 1-1-2001 22:50
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456Rusty Hoot Sucky Hoot! Not movie bout Sergio! unless Sergio get lot of adult love
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458Jeff [guest] from REwind Online
459Pre-Production Art Complete! Posted 1-2-2001 20:09
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462Sequey Productions is pleased to announce that the pre-production behind the scenes concept art for our latest film "Terror-Scarer" is being released on the offical site (www.segueyfilms.com) these stills are pre-concept art drawings completed by Seguey's own Mark Kilbourne. These never seen before drawings of the concept art for the mask have been eagerly awaited by fans. Also soon to be released are never before seen stills of the script being writen and exclusive behind the scenes only availble on the internet live web cam of the computer screen that will eventually be used to edit the film on (once I get the software and we start shooting) The script is almost done for the movie, but for those who want to keep update with exclusive never before seen pics of the casting process (me calling people) stay tuned to our site. Also be sure to note that you can download the offical teaser trailer at our site, I must again comment that this trailer has NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE and is exclusive to our site only. The trailer is 11 seconds long and will be updated all throughout the production. With ACTUAL VIDEO IMAGES used in the film. So keep checking out our site for EXCLUSIVE NEVER BEFORE SEEN EAGERLY ANTICIPATED BEHIND THE SCENES stills of the paper that will be used when I print the script out. Oh yeah and If we end up shooting the movie and actually finishing it that will be announced as well, but be sure to check out the behind the scenes making of mini-documentary about how the behind the scenes exclusive never before seen pics of my computer screen that will eventually edit the film and print out the script were made!
463
464-Jeff
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466Boonshoo [guest] from REwind Online
467Getting some o' that Posted 1-3-2001 07:45
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470hey Jeff, I tried checking out your sitebut the page wouldn't load. I'm wondering if you have a Box address that I could mail something to because I have some great ideas for possible costumes for your movie. Now, mind you they are just concepts but you can take stills of the concepts on the paper and post them on your site so that they could be viewed.
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472of course, you will need to go download a RealViewer to be able to view them but the trouble should be worth the wonderful art "concepts" that your fans will be able to view once they've completed the 3.5 hour long download.
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474Oh and these concept drawings have NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE!!!!!!
475
476Bonshoo
477
478Jeff [guest] from REwind Online
479New update! Posted 1-5-2001 19:43
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482We've just added a section to our website that will allow viewers to create interactive one of a kind limited edition theatrical release posters for our unfinished film which will only be four minutes long. Guests to the website can list lenghty credits of the large cast and crew and fill their own names in the blanks! Why not! Everyone else does! Also in the HOT NEWS we're begun script revisions on our 12 second film "The Courage of One" which will include never before seen cast photo gallery, behind the scenes scirpt revision sessions and never before seen web exclusive pics of the camera that will shoot the film. ALso included an interactive section of the website that will allow visitors to score the music for the 12 second film, also vistors can see the ACTUAL music sheets composer Rob Bacon used to write down his ideas for the score on!!! Amazing!!!
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484The Rat [guest] from REwind Online
485whoops Posted 1-6-2001 10:08
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488Hey Jeff,
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490Uhh... www.segueyfilms.com or maybe www.sequeyfilms.com sure ain't working over here on this end.
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492Maybe you typed something wrong?
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494Or from the way I smell it, none of this actually exists!!!!!!!!!! But, maybe that's just me.
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498tygerbug [guest] from REwind Online
499well, duh. Posted 1-9-2001 07:37
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502This post wasn't very good either kids, but keep trying. Liked it better than the Sergio of late anyway.
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504Sergio [guest] from REwind Online
505Look Out....LUDWIG!! Posted 3-10-2001 07:21
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508Hallo Friends It's SERGIO! The other day Hans say "Sergio, we go to dance club and find flying american women!" Sergio up for hot adult love whenever possible. Since Sergio last adventure at Rave, Sergio understand more of American Culture. Snap Caps, Frizzilars, and Swizzle Sticks, are forms of narcotics. and if someone offers you a stamp it's not for mailing letter to mom! Sergio put on sunday best and ready to go to rave to meet future wife, or maybe just settle for what americans call a slut. In car Hans say we go to Grave, not rave. Sergio think Grave is strange place to meet girl, but Hans say Grave is place like Rave, but for Goth people. THey play black metal remixing. Sergio lost at this point, but with sunday best on and brut cologne what can go wrong!
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510Club is loud and people give strange looks. People look weird! Like horror movie! I say - where is Marilyn Monroe! Then Sergio see him. Ludwig! He has camera and is shooting scene for movie. Ludwig tell actors playing Vampires "dance, spit blood! Dance!" Scene looks great. Sergio say "I make movie too! I make film call look out ghost!" Sergio get pushed down. Ludwig spit and say " I come from Germany to America to make movie, get lost euro-trash!" Sergio shocked!
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512Next week at film festival Sergio see Ludwig. Ludwig say "I make movie called Space Vampire Pirates from the center of the solar system, he say film star guy who played in TV show Charles in Charge. Sergio not belive the hype, but it true! Ludwig's film have Charles in Charge. People Cheer when Charles bites neck of beautiful girl. Sergio see scene that was shot at goth grave club! Amazing! People clap and cheer. Sergio's film "look out ghost" come on. For once Sergio see faults. people see director in mirror, you can hear Mom talking to imigration officer on phone in next room, see tripod lying on couch, actor is boy with wig on, and worse of all - NO CHARLES IN CHARGE! People boo and and say what is this? Then Ludwig win award! He make joke at podium about how bad Look out Ghost was and want his lost time of life back! People laugh and agree, Sergio slump in his chair. Mother, Father, Grandma, and Grandpa look embarressed and sad for Sergio, well father look angry, but everyone else look sad. Sergio will find out where Ludwig lives and stop him from making more movie! Sergio just want to rip off Scream like all other film makers in America! What went wrong! Someone please help Sergio! What do wrong!!!!???
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514Wally_Fong from REwind Online
515WHat?!?!? Posted 3-10-2001 10:40
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518Ya know I like that French Canadian guy better Jason Marceau. At least he can make sense, even if is french.
519
520tygerbug [guest] from REwind Online
521... Posted 3-11-2001 03:54
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524God help us all, Sergio's back and ready for more.
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526Jay BlancScreen [guest] from REwind Online
527... Posted 3-11-2001 07:47
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530I was actually starting to miss Sergio. Hey, Sergio, you coming to the RMA festival? I can't wait to see "Look Out Ghost!"
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532Jay
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534Jon from REwind Online
535Ludwig.. Posted 3-11-2001 08:43
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538Look Out Ghost will suck, why enter.. now this Ludwig guy, he sounds like the man. I'm gonna order copies of his movies right now, and while I waiting I'll think of how badly Sergio sucks. Man does he suck.
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540Jon
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543Jon from REwind Online
544Aww, you guys.. (givin' noogies to Jason and Derek) Posted 3-29-2001 19:26
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547Everyone here is just terrific. Except maybe Sergio.. 'Look Out! Ghost' was predictable and flat. Hehe.. so it's said and done, and moviemaking life goes on. Maybe it's my lack of updates.. when the new site goes up, there'll be plenty to talk about. ;)
548
549I'll leave it at that. Got way too many technical nightmares going on here to get into it anyway. :)
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551Jon
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553Mike Branum [guest] from REwind Online
554Jon......oh, poor Jon....... Posted 3-30-2001 00:39
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556
557Well, at least you got the spelling of TECHNICAL right this time, but I suppose it's a glitch, huh? Yeah, I've heard that the Canadian keyboard system is set up differently, with all the words like "tonnes" and others thrown about. Also, is it true that toilet flush counter-clockwise there? Are you guys even into toilets, or are you still using outhouses?
558Oh, and don't you have some updates to do?
559
560Just wantin' to be a 6 year old again.
561
562-Mike Branum
563
564Sergio! [guest] from REwind Online
565Movie not make itself! Posted 4-20-2001 07:12
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568Hallo friends, Today is day I go on field trip to television studio where they film famous American children's TV show "Seasame Street Show" Uncle Vincenzo get me on tour cause he work as janitor on set. He say "eh, my nephew Sergio make movie" so they say I can come on to see set and how magic happen!!! So Sergio go, and I figured friends in low budget website would like to hear tale! I first walk in studio to see many large bright lights. These must be what shine so bright? I see street and door way of seasame street!. I say where oskar? I try to open door to bakery, door open, but no bakery inside? Just 2x4's, electrical cable, and other junk? Man explain to me why so many lights are needed to make set look like it outdoors. Set? I say. He say set. I say "why not shoot on real seasame street. He say there is no real seasame street. I tell him there is! I see it on TV!! He tell me to relax. He make me mad so I tell him NO!! You relax!! He then call for something called security? What this is I soon find out. Men grab me and drag me out! I say "I just want to see real seasame street!" then I see Big Bird!! and what happen next will haunt dreams forever. Big Bird pull off his own head! Man with beard murder big bird and wear his skin like suit! someone tell Bugs and Dafy to help, crazy people have taken over Seasame Street!!
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570Marc Linn [guest] from REwind Online
571Sergio, comedian Posted 4-20-2001 16:56
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574It's posts like these that make me wish I knew who's behind all these Segio posts. Pretty funny stuff.
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576Wally_Fong from REwind Online
577Sergio a pastry chef? Posted 4-20-2001 23:09
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580Cause whatever your baking in your kitchen lemme in on the reciepe. Cause I'm sure your a masturbater er... I mean master baker...
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582Wally..
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584Jon from REwind Online
585Could Sergio be at the fest? Posted 6-28-2001 00:28
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588We at REwind are pleased to announce that we will be taking The Bags, Justice and Voice of Reason out of the festival lineup so that we can run the Sergio debut, 'Look Out! Ghost!' over and over. According to Sergio's review of his own movie, it's got a scary ghost and 'adult love'. Of course this itinerary change will only happen if Sergio shows up and introduces the film himself on stage.
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590Yes, I'm kidding. (Hopefully those not familair with Sergio didn't just have a heart attack.) Sergio! You must come to festival and bring mother's meatballs with you for all!
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592Jon
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594S [guest] from REwind Online
595sergio Posted 6-28-2001 05:50
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598sergio will be there. try and find me.
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600Tygerbug Garrett [guest] from REwind Online
601LOOK OUT GHOST BUSTER! Posted 7-20-2001 06:54
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603
604And now, a very special post-REwind fest message from elephant rape and Garrett Gilchrist from Orange Cow.
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606If you're from a production team who had at least one person attending Camp REwind, read this, you are needed for a very special collaborative filmmaking assigment. If no one you know was at Camp REwind, well, you got your own problems, ignore this and go cry in a corner somewhere or something.
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608Anyway, to the point. I will copy this from an email I sent some folks already, since I dunno if I wanna type it all again.
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611I was trying to shoot a movie called Ghost Busted at the fest, a few real scenes and a lot of running around with the camera asking people what sort of Ghostbuster they'd be. It was inspired by Jason Santo's article at Crazymofo.com about wanting to be a ghostbuster in real life. Some scenes were shot. I gathered some footage, but not enough -- Mike Stoklasa from GMP is supposed to edit it. Anyway, I thought I'd turn the unfinished project into a real collaborative effort, where teams that were at the fest could shoot their own footage on their own terms and then send it in to Mike for inclusion in the finished thingy.
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613Yeah, so the movie wasn't completed as scripted. I wasn't concerned then, since I was too busy having lotsa fun at the Fest, and I'm not concerned now, because let's face it, there were people who weren't at the Fest [though their directors were] who were thus sorely missed -- Rich Evans, Jesse Sorgatz, Liza Renley, Dan Gorgone, C.C. Chapman, Roman Berman, Frank Parker, Kerry Gorgone, Joe Vaccariello, David Ashe, Chris Federico -- I could go on and on. Think of this as a way of getting them into the Fest in an honorary fashion. We will ALL be in the same movie now, combining comedy sketches and documentary footage. All we need from you is footage starring your team!
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615It's simple enough -- shoot some footage about Ghostbusters [on MiniDV if you have it, otherwise dupe it to MiniDV afterwards, or VHS or SVHS, he can't work with it otherwise] ... the footage should be postmarked by July 27th, so you'll have to work fast. What we'd like is, your production team lipsynching along, in a car or walking along or whatever, to the tune of Ray Parker Jr's "Ghostbusters" theme [this will be cut into a montage, so shoot several different short bits of footage from any point in the song]. If you have time, we'd be interested in seeing you direct a brief original comedy sketch that has ghosts or the paranormal or references to Ghostbusters or Ghostbusting in it -- your team could become the Ghostbusters and parody a scene from the film, or simply be set upon by strange occurrences that could only be blamed on ghosts. You don't have to edit this footage, Mike will do it, just send him the script along with your tape.
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617Please MAKE A COPY OF YOUR FOOTAGE before sending it to Mike. Tapes can and will be lost in the mail, and you don't want to lose your only copy. But do send Mike the original footage and not the copy, for best quality.
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620The sketches should be your group-centric. For example, Stoklasa himself will be including Rich Evans in the festivities, and hilarity will ensue. From Infiniti, we might want to see the Canadian Ghostbusters -- since after all Harold Ramis, Rick Moranis etc were Canadian and this is a strong part of the Ghostbusters heritage. Also, Wally would have to say that his pimp hand is strong. And fight. And Steve could run. From Foo, we already got a story with April holding her right hand over her ear and being disappointed with Jay's childishness -- can this arc be resolved? Might Axl Madsumo appear? Rusty Hoot could fight ghosts with swords. Chubby Ninja could do what they do. And Queequeeg, well, Queequeeg can do whatever the heck they want. They made plastic bags menacing, ghosts should be child's play. References to the films, the cartoon show, and the films of Sergio are acceptable .... basically, have fun, run riot, do whatever you like. This is all about the funny. Hell, if the real Sergio is around here, feel free to submit your film "Look Out Ghost," anonymously if you like -- it will be used in its entirety. Never did figure out who that guy was, though I still have my suspicions ....
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622I dunno what will happen, this could be a cool little project if I can get people from each production group to submit.
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624Send your tape to:
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626GMP Pictures
627P.O. Box 419
628Oak Forest, IL 60452
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630
631-- 
632garrett gilchrist
633orange cow productions
634http://pythonet.org/fredshow
635
636J.Brugmann from REwind Online
637Sergio... Posted 7-20-2001 20:15
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640Was it Branum?
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642JoHn
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644tygerbug [guest] from REwind Online
645... Posted 7-21-2001 04:18
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648No, Brugmann. Branum is the one person Sergio isn't.
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650Hey Jon, can you put the info about the Ghost Busted thing up as a news item on the FP?
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652J.Brugmann from REwind Online
653okay, i get it. Posted 7-21-2001 09:28
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656So, it was Branum?
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658JoHn
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661Sergio [guest] from REwind Online
662Does Sergio Dream of Electric Sheep? Posted 7-23-2001 17:08
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665Hello my friends it Sergio! I make back from home country and totally forget to go to rewind movie magic awards. Deepest appologies. I see many sheep in home country and even see release of new American Film "Bubbles love me" starring Tickle Me Elmo. It suck, but Sergio must always see new Woody Allen film when it come out.
666Reason for going to old country was Father need to see his dying grandmother, she was 112 years old. Father cry at her bed side while she pass away. Sergio stand by playing gameboy. As Grandmootie pass on into next life, Sergio pass on to next level in Tetris! Father break Gameboy and tell me Grandmootie secretly hated me. He storm out of room.
667Now that grandmootie finally die it was time to return to America! Sergio love old country, but love America even more. Old Country does not have things America does. like good movies, raves, and fast food! However, Sergio's love of American greed come back to haunt him. Other night Sergio have terrible dream. Sergio traped in rectangular video game screen. ten feet above I see Grandmootie!! Her face is blue and she is half decomposed. She laughing at Sergio and throwing down tetris pieces. Sergio catch them and try to form puzzle, but Sergio not fast enough!!! Pieces fall and hit Sergio in head, Grandmootie laugh louder and more often. Pieces keep coming as she throw them at me. Faster and Faster!! Sergio can't keep up and soon is trapped!! suffocated!!.... Sergio wake up in cold sweat. Was it dream? Or was grandmootie haunting Sergio from beyond the grave for playing gameboy while she died? Sergio will never know. Dream was scary cause Sergio could not form puzzle, can you?
668
669-Sergio
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671Sergio [guest] from REwind Online
672Noon Beast Posted 10-12-2001 04:11
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675Hallo friends, my name is Sergio and I write script other day called "Noon Beast" and we film movie same day!! Noon Beast about a giant beast that only come out at noon! to feast!!!! booo! father read screenplay and then hit me with can of beer and say "Sergio! Beast come out at midnight! midnight is scary, noon is in broad daylight! that not scary!" I tell father to go to hell and he leaves drunk to go drive school bus (father lost job at fishery due to incident with co-worker of ethnicity and some name calling) I tell father that noontime is lunch time and that when beast feed........he feed...... on people going on their lunch breaks! He tell me I stupid. Mother say she love script and so Noon Beast maybe scary if get good mask at Osco. I tell her "NO!" we get mask at K-Mart!! they much better!! she cry. So I go to shoot movie on main street. Hans show up and say "where girl?" Girl not show up again. So Hans say, "Noon beast really comes out at night because you have no lights, right" I not say anything, but action! Klaus is wearing mask and here come old lady. Klaus knock old lady down and start to bite her skin. She yell for police, but instead we see school bus coming up street swerving out of control! we hear sounds of children screaming, bus tip over and crash into post office. Klaus run up to bus and open emergency door. He help children out of back one by one as Hans film footage for extra! Kids say "Noon beast is our hero!" but I say NO! noon beast is monster! MONSTER!....... but maybe father is real monster. who drives school bus drunk. Hmmmmm maybe Noon Beast isn't so bad after all?
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677Jay BlancScreen [guest] from REwind Online
678Hallo, friend! Posted 10-14-2001 04:19
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681Ah, Sergio. It's been a while. I had feared he wouldn't return. Thankfully he has...to fill our lives with joy and laughter...or anger and annoyance in some people's cases.
682
683-Jay
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685tygerbug [guest] from REwind Online
686... Posted 10-14-2001 04:55
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689To paraphrase the ad campaign for Neil Simon's "The Goodbye Girl":
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691Thank you Sergio, for making us laugh at love. Again.
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694Sergio's fan [guest] from REwind Online
695Where is Sergio... Posted 11-10-2001 17:15
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698...I really miss him.
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700Eric [guest] from REwind Online
701Somehow Posted 11-12-2001 00:54
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704I get the feeling that Sergio will be back real soon.
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706Wally_Fong from REwind Online
707sergio Posted 11-12-2001 01:10
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710who cares
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713Sergio [guest] from REwind Online
714Goodbye Friends! Posted 11-15-2001 21:09
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717Hallo and Goodbye! Sergio write last post to say goodbye to amature movie friends as I move back to home land. In America Sergio fail as film maker, but had good time making movies! even if girl not show up. Here are my favorite movies I have made.
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7191. Look out Ghost
7202. Look out Ghost 2: look out again
7213. Look out Ghost 3: Why haven't you looked?!
7224. The basement may be haunted
7235. Jack and Jill make baby (adult love film)
7246. Father beat Mother (sergio accidentally left camera on, but make for great comedy film)
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726Tommorrow I move back to homeland and will not have access to computer any more. Sergio will continue life on farm as sheep hearder, but who knows....ghost may show up.... take care friends! and best of luck to you and your movies!