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1MS Microsoft
2awesome http://forums.luxology.com/discussion/topic.aspx?id=28803&page=0
3SMT Shin Megami Tensei
4shit stuff you don't need, stuff you don't want, stuff you get rid of, stuff you desire, stuff. And poop.
5cheeseburger King of all foods.
6limit_break when you go fucking buckwild on somebody
7Cookies GPFontaine's are better than yours.
8John_Candy R.I.P.
9*fish* Marijuana
10Dragon_Warrior the original rpg game of grinding
11Track_&_Field See: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome
12Carpal_Tunnel_Syndrome Go read a book
13Papers Duties to be resolved at a later time and/or date that require a substance derived from wood.
14TPS_Report They require the new cover sheet. Didn't you get the memo?
15Fight_Club You haven't been following the first two rules...
16procrastination I'll tell you later
17booger I wiped one on your face while you were sleeping.
18pearl_diving Don't put your asshole on the drain of the pool!
19Stroke A fappity fap of your urine tap.
20dyslexia .siht gnidaer elbuort yna evah t'ndluohs uoY
21blackjack That tool you use to knock out people after sneaking up on them from behind.
22ARG Association of Racists Gamers
23PETA People Eating Tasty Animals
24notsure not_sure's bomb dodging alter ego
25Art It's nothing unless it's tattooed on a fat guy.
26Fart when you blow stinky air out your ass
27Rick_Astley Pwned by years. Still never gave you up.
28Gnarly Your mom's vagina.
29Soccer Not fucking football
30many Their needs outweigh those of the few.
31Rugby Football + Insanity
32All_your_base ...are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time.
33Columbia where you get your drugs
34Uwe_Boll Mastor filmmacker who films are the kicking of the ass
35magenta your favorite color
36brown The color of poo and an Ivy League school in Rhode Island.
37divide_by_zero Oh shi-
38Big_Brother The old Google.
39bucket You better hope it has a handle.
40defadd how to add words to the bot's lexicon
41cum The other white stuff.
42serious Why so?
43uberlen Spehornoob's pal. Rarely fucking posts and when he does it's generally fucking stupid.
44Bart_Simpson He's Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
45Sardo No mister, accent on the "do".
46Pokemon Best of the '90s
47c&lejack A safe alternative to saying Candlejack.
48liquor is quicker
49bladder You piss when it hurts.
50Highlander Academy Award winner for best movie ever made.
51Futurama Best animated show ever.
52ball Perhaps you'd like to bounce it.
53Patrick_Bateman some guy
54Mark_Hamill a president, according to some
55Stimpy Bloated sack of protoplasm.
56fruitcake what Stimpy got from Aunt Edna last Christmas
57me loser
58Khan KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
59Sysprep Microsoft's fucking annoying way of making system administrators suffer just a little more than they really have to..
60Pope (+]:)
61Nordiques The NHL team that used to play in Quebec City, Quebec
62Fan beats man!
63a_man A miserable little pile of secrets.
64Masochist See Spehornoob.
65Why not?
66Brannigan A victim of Sexlexia
67fuck-a-duck when someone is so dunk they mistake a duck for their hand
68Konami_Code Up, Up, Down Down, Left Right, Left Right, and sometimes BA.
69Upupdowndownleftrightleftrightba You now have 30 lives. But you'll still suck at Contra.
70Fly_Away You suck at Duck Hunt.
71You_Suck Fuck you!
72Sexlexia A sexual learning disability.
73Zzyzzyxx A game that was made just to be at the bottom of the alphabetical list of arcade games. I have proof. Maybe
74Tarzan The king of the jungle. The mighty jungle..
75Syd_Lexia Guess who? The owner of SydLexia.com
76irony A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.
77Stevens Monkeys in pink tutus playing banjos.
78mexican't wait... what?
79Sydlexian a member of the sydlexia.com forums
80dual_wield Ambidextrous Greatness
81pussy I like it, I love it, I want some more of it!
82epic A definition nobody can agree on. Now leave it alone.
83Rycona http://www.use-bombs.com/archives/2009/02/use-bombs/rpg-stats-derived-from-pictures/
84candy If you want some get in the van
85email what everybody uses, but nobody checks
86rossrifle []D [] []\/[] []D
87AsShatDelux Bizarro Spehornoob.
88pants Usually talked about in a pejorative manner by the masses
89Satan You.
90Sega They lost
91Microsoft They tied.
92Genesis Does what Nintendon't
93the_bot It has a penis, UsaSatsui has proof!
94grammar It's what I is
95King's_Quest See Myst
96Synonyms Suck and Blow
97RNG It's a lie!
98GPS Gigantic Penis System
99lolwat lolwat
100Douche Name says it all, he's the Doucheiest Douche of all Douche-land
101The_Undead They shit in Simon Belmont's cereal
102Boneur A Pokemon owned by Fred that specializes in Sphincter Eradication Attacks upon the unworthy.
103Clandestine I'm better at being this than you are
104Professor_Hitler Syd's Fuhrer Arch Nemesis
105Simon_Belmont The evil man who took down the world of the undead through genocide. What did they do to him?
106Megaman Super Fighting Robot
107bunny If you see a bunny in the chat room, it's probably UsaSatsui expressing himself in some retarded way.
108SpellCheck_Warrior Defender of Words
109hamburger http://is.gd/jl8i
110Kin2 Resident crazy old guy
111Brunettes They're Hot: http://www.ericaellyson.net/twistys/brand-spanking-new/erica-ellyson-14.jpg (NSFW)
112Captain_Jack_Harkness He's a 51st Century kinda guy
113Atma He looks like Smalls from Sandlot. No seriously.
114DarknessDeku AKA DDeku: Retro Game Challenger
115InvisibleBlowjob The result of a blue ghost and Dan Akryod
116Nicotine FRED MUST HAVE!!!!
117moneymakinggame What a ripoff
118troublemaker I'm a troublemaker, never been a faker, doing things my own way and never giving up. I'm a troublemaker, not a double taker. I don't have the patience to keep it on the up
119Irony something Arlock41 hates alot
1200 divide by it at your own risk to the universe collapsing upon itself
1211 the loneliest number
122Oreo http://is.gd/iX0D
123Thatguy Some five year old or something. Still pretty cool though. Digs the Pokemanz.
124Yummy http://www.ningxiared.com/
125gas What taco bell gives you
126fishing the act of smoking fish
127404_error http://www.sydlexia.com/finalfantasysucks
128drugs There is a forum for that. chances are you don't have access to it
129spam Canned meat. Unsolicited advertising. Either way, makes you wanted to puke.
130WhoLovesTheChocolate
131WhoLovesTheChocolate Everyone Loves the Chocolate
132Miss_Zarves There is no Miss Zarves. There is no 19th story. Sorry.
133Spoon There isn't one
134fork Fork you too, buddy!
135Andrew_man As far as legends are concerned, Andrew_Man tops them all. When not making music or roaming the forums, he devotes his days to being badass and a funklord in general.
136Samcking smacking someone with a really smelly fish also called "pulling a Slayer"
137Abracadabra lt's the latest thing. All the kids are saying it, all right?
138Anger GPFontaine + Ed Wood
139Nintendo_64 NINTENDO SIXTY-FOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@!@9213574123742143rghb;o234jufp2o1
140SydPepsia The official soft drink of SydLexia.com. Nobody has their hands on it yet except Syd and SevereFlame. It tastes like Sprite with a little Mountain Dew and 7-Up in it.
141Van Get in here if you want some candy.
142Boba The Ass, Kicked
143Trout Slayers weapon of choice, as deadly as it is smelly
144Chair What chair?
145Frequency What's the frequency, Kenneth?
146Bait Grumble, grumble.
147Jailbat Something Arlock41 will never get....... NEVER!
148Sup WHAZZZZZZZZZZZUP?!!
149Joke THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE
150Waambulance Here comes the waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaambulance!!
151Cannibalism the other other other white meat
152Captain_Murphy "It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!"
153V8 ARLOCK MUST HAVE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
154Egon The one no one cares about
155Billy_Ripken Fuckface
156Da_Svedanya The proper spelling, dumbass
157Dasvedanya RETARD
158Lamp Brick and Lamp sitting in a tree...
159Awesome_Shirt Crazy_Bastard in his kickass lime-green shirt of sexiness: http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Image:CB_Shirt.jpg
160Coca-Soda Bobashotmace's Favorito
161PepsiCo The Cool
162Generation_Next The Pepsi Generation
163Pepsi If it's so great, how come any mixed drink that calls for cola uses Coca-Cola? HMMM!?!?!
164Maine A very fucking scary place
165Rye_&_Coke Better than whatever you're drinking
166Swedish_Fish 1 part Kahlua 3 parts Mountain Dew Voltage
167Hammer One is lodged firmly in the bots face, thanks to Fred
168Slamming_Your_Keyboard A statement that's so fucking stupid it's like the speaker slammed their keyboard E.g: oopmkmgszrfari iaza ood boprowser
169BlackZarak A robot in disguise
170Bobas_Secret_Stash Hey, this is private.
171Secret_Illegal_Candle_Jacking_Operation ??????? b0pm706
172idiot Someone who doesn't realize when someone is making a pop culture reference.
173Slick_Willy Fond name for America's coolest President
174Bill_Clinton America's coolest President
175Dance We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind. 'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, Well they're no friends of mine.
176The_Mario Swing your arms from side to side. Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario! Take one step, and then again. Let's do the Mario, all together now!
177Kiwi http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdUUx5FdySs
178Jail It's where you go when she lies about her age
179bobashotmace No longer has 69 points, his life is now worthless. Just ask the people at CyberParty. They banned his ass.
180Power_Glove It's so bad
181Van_Hagar Teh Suck
182Cam Wham, bam, thank you Cam!
183The_Shit http://www.globalpackagegallery.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=17405&g2_serialNumber=2
184Green_Herb for medicinal use only, wink wink.
185Johnny_Ace The greatest man lost to Russian Roullette, RIP
186Tim_and_Eric Awesome show, Great Job!
187Little_Mac Sir John A. MacDonald
188Vomit_Napping A horrible experience
189Red_Scare Refers to the time of large anti-communist propaganda in the United States of America
190Richard_Pryor awesome comic
191Rye_and_Coke One part Rye, One part Coke, NOT PEPSI
192Beer_On Apply directly to the mouth
193joshwoodzell Still waiting for Fred to buy his Final Fantasy 3 cart
194The_Damn_Bot is on
195MSG Madison Square Garden. Or the shit in Chinese food that gives you headaches.
196ninjas leaving no footprints since 1200
197ninja dress like emos, but cut others instead of themselves
198tofu Who the fuck likes Tofu? Well, Greg the White thinks it's awesome. Fred too!
199Buster_Bunny Bobashotmace's idol
200Rober_Cohn A question stealing son of a bitch
201Rayman Awesome game. Go play it.
202Albinism GODAMN YOU!!!
203F.O.I.L. First Outer Inner Last
204Please_Excuse_My_Dear_Aunt_Sally She can't control her bowels...
205scarecrow math wizard, once he got a brain
206Math Add me and you, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and then multiply.
207College_Math Add Me and You, Subtract our clothes, Divide your legs, and Multiply = STD
208HAL He's better than you
209Badges We don't need any
210Badgers We don't any of them, either
21196 You're doing it wrong
21269 More than 68, less than 70
213Where_is_the_salt_shaker? Never you mind
214- Midscore
215Jeebus The brother of SydLexia
216Simon_Belmont Harbinger of undead genocide
217cereal I took a shit in yours
218raven nevermore
219retrogamechallenge Most awesome game ever
220bold too much of it is annoying
221Deer_Hunter GO WATCH IT
222Guest82310 Resident super hero, idol to the masses, gives us purpose in our lives!
223Freds_Penis More technologically advanced than a Nuclear Submarine, and possibly just as big...
224SBSAFM Stop Being Such A Fucking Moron
225#Lesbian WHY THE FUCK AM I (Bobashotmace) BANNED????????
226Dickweed A swear, also, Captain_Pollution's fucking battlecry!
227# the room that slayer Douche and Bobshot raided and failed epically, The KKK, Now with Ron paul and #penis
228Massachusetts You bothered to spell out Massachusetts? Nobody spells that shit out. Even people from the state just call it "Mass"
229Games Sucked Spumco's rusty balls
230Maxoderm The cream everyone loves to rub on cocks
231Cybering It's what Ross and Aika do all the time
232FBI Federal Boobie Inspector
233Pop_Culture It ate my brain
234UHF Created Gandhi II, Almost Rambo, Conan the Librarian, Raul of Raul's Wild Kingdom, Bobbo the Clown and many more.
235Dumbass http://lemurking.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/red_dumbass.jpg
236Crack_Rocks I smoke them!
237Pimped_Out_Fridge Don't go in it
238Obvious_Fucking_Lie That was an obvious fucking lie
239randomness It is hacker's channel. It can be called a sydlexia backwater
240rr_5 Manliness incarnate
241Two_Bullets We both didn't die?
242Instant_Karma And we all shine on...
243AFK Away From Keyboard, gay
244Sgt._Peppers Starring Peter Frampton and the Bee Gees
245tits Codeword for drugs on Oz
246Misogynist See Spehornoob
247Crock_Pot http://www.crock-pot.com/
248Jacker One who jacks
249titular Relating to, having the nature of, or constituting a title.
250Marijuana *fish*
251Marihuana You know it's a j, right?
252Wallmaster A groping son of bitch that takes you back to entrance of the dungeon.....what a bastard
253Death_Mountain Captain_Pollution's Penis
254m3gaitis a diseez that makes u tupe like en ediet.
255Guro The Japanese are REALLY fucked up.
256gullible There's no definiton for gullible. Seriously.
257SNES THE system for classic gaming. 'Nuff said
258Duke_Nukem Release date: When it's done
259lolspeak It all started with a frog and a shuvel...
260Douche-Land that land where Douche is king and banana's are always covered with chocolate
261Car_Ride I ducking hate my family
262waffle Douche likes them
263waffles Douche likes them
264#/b/ Purgatory, which is quite relieving and peaceful :D
265Pwnt The coolest!
266Snow_Plow Stupid truck driven by a stupid bitch who gets rid of all my snow and ruins my snow day chances.
267Weekend_At_Bernie's Playing with a dead body
268SpellCheck Something many people don't use.
269Typos The most fatal error while the Trivia Game
270Less_Than_Three <3
271No_Less_Than_Three No <3. So tragic.
272Love_Machine I'm just a love machine..
273addhole GPFontaine
274Lisa_Needs_Braces DENTAL PLAN!
275DENTAL_PLAN LISA NEEDS BRACES. DENTAL PLAN! LISA NEEDS BRACES. DENTAL PLAN! LISA NEEDS BRACES. DENTAL PLAN! LISA NEEDS BRACES. DENTAL PLAN! LISA NEEDS BRACES. DENTAL PLAN! LISA NEEDS BRACES. DENTAL PLAN! LISA NEEDS BRACES. DENTAL PLAN! LISA NEEDS BRACES. DENTAL PLAN! LISA NEEDS BRACES. DENTAL PLAN!
276Lisa She needs braces. DENTAL PLAN!
277RADJ revolution against dr jeebus
278Calzone SOOOOO GOOOOOD!!!
279Bob_is_banned From #, #lesbian, #familysex, #cyberparty, #beginners, #godhatesfags, #sex... sadly not #incest
280fag A cigarette, a stick, a Harley rider, or the Film Actor's Guild. Take your pick. (Note: If your pick's not one of those, expect a boot in the ass soon)
281smooth_move_exlax Way to go, you broke the bot! Smooth move Exlax!
282Whatchoo_talkin_bout_willis I'm what Willis was talkin bout
283Spehornoob Antagonistic Fuckhead who occasionally plays a terrible peacemaker.
284K-line BANNED!
285Padded_Room bounce around like a freak and throw yourself into the walls with no fear of hurting yourself... fun!
286Freds_Padded_Room throw the bitch up against the wall or have her knock your ass on the floor and just go wild on eachother... fun!
287McNuggets They're an emergency
288Cunt_Punt If she has a cunt, it deserves a punt!
289Spake Crazy_Bastard wields the ancient Spake of Porn, a combination Spade/Rake weapon capable of making all men within a league fall to their knees, sobbing as they bask in the glory of the erotica it contains.
290Leninade http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leninade
291Regal_Sin God of all trolls and the retard who plays Mortal Kombat.
292Register /nickserv register YourPassword YourEmailAddress
293optimist_alex He doesn't approve of this definition.
294?_Method Adding a ? to the end of an answer when it doesn't work properly
295Fernins_Beard I'd say something like "It will eat your soul!" but... It already has...
296Words_to_Live_by Nothing good can come from staying with normal people.
297dick_lick I have a dick, now give it a lick!
298Breasts Crazy_Bastard has them, sometimes: http://history.sydlexia.com/images/6/6b/CB_Boobs.jpg
299Dilbert A great comic that had a decent show, too bad the critics didn't get it
300Rule_34 If it exists, there is porn of it.
301Freds_Law 1 - Any instance of extremely good luck will always be followed by extremely bad luck 2 - If I attend a party or gathering it will be a flop, but if I do not show up, it shall be epic with many stories of "You should have been there" 3 - Anything awesome that manages to happen to me will always happen when nobody is there to witness
302Quantum_Physics Science for Stoners
303my_ass What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?
304Ba'al He's the one you call Dr.Feelgood, and he's the one that makes you feel alright.
305racism http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2nTbqbtGug&NR=1
3067 Because, seven eight nine.
307Hellboy The most badass hero ever to grace the silver screen.
308Bruce_Mann BatWayne's secret identity.
309Mister_Bloodsnuggles He's FREDS teddy bear filled with thumbtacks! Stop stealing him!
310Agent_CuddleStab ToG's dual katana wielding Sock Puppet.
311War It's what this means, in case you didn't realize.
312Braids Crazy chicks are hot
313Matt_Hazard One bad ass mother fucker
314Balloon !balloon red 99
315Enshin a go go, baby!
316867-5309 Jenny's number.
317137 The number of the 2nd coolest Pokemon
318357 The number of THE coolest Pokemon.
319Cheesies Do not eat while watching porn
320187 I KILL YOU!!!
32171 69 with two fingers up your ass.
32299_Red_Balloons You and I in a little toy shop, Buy a bag of balloons with the money we've got, Set them free at the break of dawn, Til one by one they were gone
323You suck
324Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Proof Mary Poppins dropped out of Grade School
325Decoy is probably your biological father
326Shamwow IS THAT FUCKING SHAMWOW?! YOU BE FUCKING SAYING WOW EVERY TIME! Are you following this camera guy? It's made by Germans, you know Germans make good stuff right?
327BOOM HEADSHOT!
328Germans you know they make good stuff
329Camera_Guy Are you following this, camera guy?
330WatchMen Do you watch the Watchmen?
331Falcon PUNCH!!!
332English English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?
333IceWarm Vote For Me!
334AA It's for quiters... and an army game, go figure
335Quitters They never win
336Skillz_McAllistor Freds secret identity... You don't mess with Skillz
337... ...FUCK, SATSUI ELLIPSED! RUN FOR IT!
338Dick_Kick If you have a dick, give her twat a kick!
339Not_Sure Resident Sydlexia robot and 2008/2009 NES & SNES Challenge Champion
340Doc is a cock who is easy to mock!
341penis You're doing it wrong. The word you're looking for is BONER
342date Something you can't get, you loser
34368 You do me, and I'll owe you one.
344Am I Sam
345Engrish Engrish, fornicator of mother! Are you talking that?
346Soup_Purse Basically, it's the essence of greatness perspiring pure awesome all over radicality's face
347soup No soup for you! Come back, one year!
348Ledger One bounding in ledges
349Fireworks http://www.maylin.net/Fireworks.html
350cancer Us, apparently.
351Potato_Farm What Potato Farm?
352Dedede Makes physics his bitch
353Reality Okay, who broke it again?
354NihilisticGlee Cool guy. Crappy card.
355Atari A case study in how not to run a business (It really is. That's not a joke.)
356ebay It's capitalized, "eBay"
357Jesus Doesn't have a blog. So not important.
358release /ns release YourName YourPassword
359Ghost /ns ghost YourName YourPassword
360porn A dirty job, but somebody has to do it. In front of cameras.
361Asian_Women Because smaller vaginas make you feel better about your tiny dick
362Budweiser http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1Tvj4Rv3Yg&NR=1
363Jooky Probably not actually a party in a can, though I can't say for sure
364Ain't Definition: Is not; Usage: 'Did you just stick your dick in my ass? Well, baby, it sure ain't a banana.'
365Captain_Pollution He's our hero, gonna kill babies, rape your mom, clearcut the rainforests, spill oil in the water, and then get Dennis Leary elected president
366Dennis_Leary http://www.playlist.com/searchbeta/tracks#dennis%20leary%20no%20cure%20for%20cancer
367Losing_Streak Captain_Pollution lost 25 times in a row on money making game, he then won 40, and then lost 90 on the next two
368MST3K Mystery Science Theater 3000
369Fuck The universal word. Use it as a noun, verb, adjective, interjection, preposition, pronoun, and if you're really skilled, an adverb!
370bro_rape http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zvTRQr7ns8
371MTG Magic The Gathering, a card game for nerds.
372Ban Your first official one is 1 day. Your second is 3. Third through sixth, you're out for a week. Get another ban, you're gone for good. Evading a ban just pisses everyone off and adds to your ban. Don't do it.
373+M Only registered people can talk. Used to enforce bans. Don't be a douchebag and evade your ban, or we'll have to do this, and it just pain pisses everyone off.
374Temp_ops Sometimes people will be asked to fill in as an op if needed. Don't ask for ops. If we need one, we'll come to you.
375lottel A little Lottel can seem like a lottel!
376Gameline http://netti.nic.fi/~pelle/pkp/old8cvc.jpg
377wrong How you're doing it
378The_Wedge The Wedge continues to push the envelope - so open up and swallow.
379streams don't cross them
380Mars Deimos and Phobos
381shurgs A blatant mistake of the shoulders.
382b& Sound it out. Then figure it out.
383Ramen a high end college meal already ready to cook
384Apathy Whatever
385anorexorcist Slayer of skinny demons, his manly aura can convert even the most die hard lesbian into a cock craving slut
386Fred_is_9 Beating on the brat with a baseball bat, oh yeah!
387Typical_American_Bathroom http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:A_typical_American_bathroom.jpg
388Trogdor http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail58.html
389grape http://www.tentaclegrape.com/
390rm-r* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
391WoW An exclamation of surprise. Also, a video game that is bad for your health. Known symptoms include loss of friends, increased number of pimples, decrease in sexual drive, suicide, and in one case, murder.
392lulz The best reason for doing something
393shrinkage It shrinks?
394Jeopardy If you watch it backwards, it's about people paying money to get answers to stupid questions!
395asshat What you call someone to congratulate them on giving your mother multiple orgasms and then pumping her stomach full of man jam
396Vald A willing no bitch, whatever that is
397Jenny I got her number. 867-5309.
398teh a bastardized form of the
399Hadouken The gayest move in the history of the universe, especially when used in rapidly, over and over again because Ryu is a cheap fucking asshole
400Fireball The gayest motion in the history of fighting games, especially when used in rapidly, over and over again because newb Shotos are cheap fucking assholes
401Teen_Movies they're all about trying to get laid
4022 Don't be silly. There's no such thing as 2
4034 thou shalt not count, nor shalt thy count 2, excepting of course if thou proceeds to 3
4045 is RIGHT OUT!
4053 is the number thou shall count, and the number thou counteth shall be 3.
4066 6 6
407Common_Sense Uh What?
408buttsex Well, in that scenario, I think it'd be better to be the parking space than the car.
409chocolate_covered_banana I TOLD you not to put it in the pooper!
410the_pooper EXIT ONLY!
411Woman Also a pile of secrets, but not really miserable about it.
412identify /identify YourPassword
413on_the_drum another pet name Usa has for his wife
414Naggers People who annoy you.
415Trip FUCK YOU NINTENDO!!!!
416stones thrown at the unworthy
417NickelBack the backside of a nickle
418Paper Suffocates Rocks... I guess
419Nuke it beats everything, except Steven Seagal.
420DNF Lottel played it. Not as good as DNF2
421GPF Geee Peee
422Acronym Abbreviated Coded Rendition Of Name Yielding Meaning
423Captain_Obvious Ghandi
424Raid Kills bugs
425misogyny http://funwithinsomnia.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/slap-bitch-demotivational-poster-funny-odd.jpg
426end_womens_suffrage http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uPcthZL2RE
427Quantinuum A Quantinuum is a quantized continuum.
428Slayer The guy with the *fish*
429Sarah_Palin A librarian who thinks she's a porn star
430Maverick Tom Cruise in Top Gun... It's not a slogan you winking dumbfuck!
431women_drivers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wT7zM8XgXQ
432O_o http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtEgmkDO77Y&feature=PlayList&p=09BAFCA24D7C5AA9&index=19
433NES The other system for classic gaming...'nuff said again
434Merlot It's just so fucking fun to say
435let_it_go The mature thing to do.
436Laciem Drinking. TO LIFE!
437cult Us, apparently.
438Koolaid You must drink it
439just_plain_WRONG http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTqRqyAsI1E&feature=related
440shuffle_off_this_mortal_coil Die
441Fontaine AKA Atlas
442severeflamer see severeflame
443SevereFlame Pounder of pussy, slayer of bots, eater of candy bars.
444SuperObama The first superpowered president. His mission? Save the world.. and the economy. His powers are super strength, quick wits, bailout packages, stimulus bills, and being awesome. His sidekick is Joe Biden. His superhero vehicle is the Obamamobile. His hideout is The White House In The Sky. His mortal enemy is Mecha McCain.
445doobage It is necessary.
446Napoleon a short, dead dude
447Easter Zombie Jesus Day
448Defrag IT TAKES A LONG FUCKING TIME
449Frag Kill 'em all.
450fishsticks What are you, a gay fish?
451Password_Change /nickserv set passwd oldpassword newpassword
452topic Before asking dumb questions, READ IT!
453Super_C_Lives_Code (cos(2x^3)+12xz-9y)/(tan(21yz+x)^y+z+2x)
454bot http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/IRC#Bots
455vagina Make sure it's cleaned of sand regularly
456Texas may soon be a whole 'nother country
457Drubs Dr. Breznevs insta-sanity. You get your sanity back as well as the ability to send people to Gulags
458Stash Slayer's Porn collection, including Live Action La Blue Girl, Chocolate Holes and Baa Baa sheep love
459Freudian_Slip Goes with his dresses in the closet
460Fernin Creator of LexiaBot9000 and owner of the comic Game Destroyers. Check it out at http://www.gamedestroyers.net
461tweety a small twit
462mother_in_law can be re-arranged to be "woman Hitler"
463narcolepsy randomly going into a deep sleep, even on roller coasters
464Batman http://superdickery.com/images/stories/seduction/orgasm4vh.jpg
465Wank http://www.superdickery.com/images/stories/seduction/wank.jpg
466Tree http://superdickery.com/images/stories/other/1296_4_112.jpg
467sam_seeking king see sam. He must find green eggs and ham.
468neo_stonie not unlike mdl, he is watching
469lexiabot9000 All the same bugginess, now without chatspam!
470usa short for usagi... Totally not an acronym for a country or anything
471Pure_Awesomeness http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5b7qh_videogames
472RegalSin A furniture set in Animal Crossing and an action capable of making baby Jesus cry, all in one!
473There_Is_No_Spoon ONLY ZUUL!!!!!
474swine_flu Should be called Pork Chop Flu
475punch! FAAAALCON PAAAAUNCH!
476Nine_Inch_Nails More like Nine Inch NOISE!!!
477Fuckface Billy Ripken
478Torin's_Passage http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=77B2E62A47FEE1D2&search_query=torin%27s+passage
479stalker Fred has one
480freds_story the moral is don't have amazing sex, she'll stalk you afterwards
481hep The jive is hip, don't say hep / That's a slip of the lip, let me give you a tip / Don't you ever say hep it ain't hip, NO IT AIN'T
482What Do they speak English in what?
483Scotch_Whisky Kind of like a fake phone number, except more honest. Actually, no, it's like giving an old phone number
484terrapin There's a reason the cursor's called a turtle.
485cat http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/cat_proximity.png
486sandwich http://www.hellblazer.com/media/shit-sandwich.jpg
487sammich http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o216/valdronius/Picture34.jpg
488Bisque It's a color, apparently
489mIRC www.mirc.com Trust me, it's free. Fernin's been using the "free trial" for more than 5 years now. Tutorial: http://fernin.8m.com/mTutorial.html
490myst It sucks. Proof: http://dl.speeddemosarchive.com/demo.pl?Myst_SS_116
491Game_of_Metal +2 Deep Purple; -2 Voivod
492Christmas_Spirit Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu.
493Boba "I propose that Boba is wiped from the wiki, Moses style. It will be as if he never existed." - Cattivo
494/b/ The cesspool of the Internet
495Brut Brut fucked up his original definition, so he gets this.
496Quantum_Crazy_Bastard May or may not be here right now.
497Res_Skeleton They pissed in Simon Belmont's Wheaties
498Skool Learning done wrong
499music = awesome
500sleep Sleep? What the hell is that?
501Death The only thing certain is death.
502Crono ...
503Chrono_Trigger It's an epic game about ass-kicking time travellers. If you have not played it, play it now or Crono gives you the silent treatment
504Chrono Try Chrono_Trigger or Crono, dumbass.
505Happy "Man, I've got six hundred eighty grams of pistachios and two point sixty-three litres of orange juice 'With Juicy Bits of Orange'"
506Funbuck A nickname for a currency which is pointless and is worth absolutely nothing at all. Example: Lexy's point system
507XBox360 Synonymous with overheat
508Slash This guy that used to be kind of famous a while ago, he met Captain_Pollution
509Kurt_Cobain pussy bitch
510Jonas_Brothers Yeast infection in your genitals
511slut Paris Hilton
512Sardoodledom Melodrama
513ignorance I don't know
514Magus the badass of Chrono Trigger
515Bewbs (. Y .)
516define You defined define!  How META!
517Quote <LowEndLem> we haven't had any quotes in a while
518N64 The system for 3D classic gaming... 'nuff said
519Dreamcast Error: Console not found.
520DefinitionChecking Checking a definition immediately after you add it. This is not only entirely unnecessary, it pisses Fernin off for some reason.
521mathematics dy/dx = 2x, therefore y = x^2. Really who else likes this stuff other then Quantinuum.
522Junkie I never thought you'd be a junkie because heroin is so passe
523FigFudgeYou It's FigNewton's angsty alter-ego, dodging the ban against swear words in names one euphenism at a time
524Game_Destroyers Fernin's webcomic. Updates M/W/F, at midnight! http://www.gamedestroyers.net ~ New readers, start here: http://www.gamedestroyers.net/first
525Stairway No Stairway! Denied!
526Angst Holden Caulfield
527Lemmy God.
528Portal Fucking epic.
529Fredd what he hasn't done is a shorter story than what he has
530AFKFred Hello, I am not here right now. If you would like to leave a message, please replace this definition and I will get back to you. "Fucking owned, not that you'll ever read this I bet, but still" ~ FigNewton "Buy a new computer already and get your ass back in here!" ~ Fernin
531crabs the bot has em.......or was it craps
532accident There are no accidents.
533Canadia Where the Canadians live.
534Mounties I'm so scared *rolls eyes*
535ThunderThief Thunderthief on the number of languages he knows: <TheThunderThief> Just enough to be airdropped into a random country and get laid
5363_hours_of_porn The story goes... anorexorcist was telling us about a 3 hour long video, docinsano said he'd rather watch 3 hours of porn. He then repeated "3 hours of porn" a number of times later in the evening, for no apparent reason. Arlock41, Crazy_Bastard, and Hacker picked up on this, repeatedly saying "3 hours of porn", to the point that it annoyed Fernin so much, he made it a kick trigger.
537thegame What game?
538kitty_is_sleeping so lay off the capslock.
539kitten She's sleeping. So no yelling.
540Netplay http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Netplay
541shocker If you don't know what it is, this won't help.
542Navy "In the Navy you can sail the seven seas. In the Navy you can put your mind at ease!"
543Ganon He's NOT Ganondorf
544period .
545Judge_Dredd A direct quote: IYAM... THE LUAW!
546Billy_Mays Rest in peace, you awesome commercial guy
547Lifeoftheparty An agent of mdl
548mdl Our first lurker. Apparently has secret agents to check out channels for him.
549~ Half a shuriken
550ignore I did it to you last night
551Kitty She's sleeping. So be quiet.
552WhoisThat IT IS A NEW GUY, AND THEIR NAME IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!
553Tweety A small twit.
554Kafka He wrote "The Metamorphosis", which in itself isn't that bad.
555Penisy Penis, now in adjective form!
556BRB Burb
557muble An action performable only by Arlock
558alcohol The cause of (and the solution to) all of life's problems!
559D&D http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=110
560penisland I'm just gonna subvert the trope and say you are indeed talking about Penis Land.
561mason1 he are quiet a good internet user, is a master of real good ircbans, and uses mirc just like u!
562m3ga <M3GA> I'm here to piss people off :)
563Oxymoron Christian Black Metal
564Fahrenheit 9/5*C+32 ...because Not Sure is so damn smart.
565farm ...one letter away from fart.
566speak This command simply turns on bot reactions, it has /nothing/ to do with giving the bot voice.
567Shakespeare Crazy_Bastard's eternal foe
568MMA http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2009/20090715.jpg
569Chucknorris once got into a knife fight, and the knife lost.
570Metric_Fuckton Ten times a buttload
571Smileys Serious Business
572orlly yarlly
573O
574O_rly? Ya rly
575disgusting Shitting dick nipples!
576Crazy_Bitch Crazy_Bastard's mom is a crazy bitch that thinks opening Task Manager will allow people to hack your computer.
577Hayley_Williams Ross Rifle's future wife.
578Red_Warrior shot the food!
579panda http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/randall/insaneads/no.jpg
580RawShark the new new guy. Not to be confused with the old new guy, Dignant.
581hacker No longer our Scrappy Doo.  Now he's our Wesley Crusher.
582troll Trolling is flaming or insulting other people, in hopes of getting a reaction out of them or otherwise pissing them off. Do NOT use the bot to troll
583password To change your password: /nickserv set passwd oldpassword newpassword
584Cookie Whenever someone on #sydlexia is worthy of a prize, they get a cookie of an unknown type!
585Bleach the reigning king of kill-everything-dead cleaning agents.
586Typo_King Title that Fernin gave to Arlock
587mercury Makes hatters mad
588rule_35 if there is not porn of it, it must be created.
589vogon "Vogons are one of the most unpleasant races in the galaxy. Not evil, but bad-tempered, bureaucratic, officious and callous. They wouldn't even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal without orders signed in triplicate [etc] ... and recycled as firelighters. On no account should you allow a Vogon to read poetry to you."
590Minnesota The part of Canada that got lucky and got into the US anyway. And how do they repay us? Jessie Ventura and Al Franken.
591Latin_America ¡COGIDA SÍ!
592Poland TAK KURWA
593France NOUS NOUS RENDONS!
594pole Germans and Russians love to rape them
595The_Wizard_of_Oz Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets, then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again.
596Law&Order Dun Dun!
597fair something that nothing is, particularly if you're M3GA.
598cave_story Huzzah!
599Balrog 1) Boxer parody of Mike Tyson, or effeminate ninja with claw in Japan. 2) Giant flying suitcase toaster thing. Huzzah! 3) YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!
600Urban_Dictionary Trash.
601mindfuck Serial Experiments Lain. Watch... it... NOW!
602New_York Hey, I'm FUCK YEAHin' here!
603New_Jersey Wasteland, and NYC's asshole.
604meta Nobody really knows what it means.
605Halo one of the many ways to discover just how much you hate other people, both at home and abroad. Prepare to be spawn camped, screen-looked and sniped into oblivion. Enjoy!
606soaps Anal Annie Vol. 4, Right in the Vag 3, and Mona Lisa Smile.
607existence Probably Absurd
608Earth Mostly harmless
609dick They fuck pussies. But they also fuck assholes.
610Hossenfeifer The first step is to catch the rabbit.
611Tvtropes http://tvtropes.org/ ...How to turn "I'm bored" into "Fuck, it's been 3 hours and I still have five more pages to read!"
612the_cake A quantum event. Until observed, the cake is a lie.
613MOGHARR He thinks Robocops are bastards
614Furry http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2IctxaCPqw ...15 years later, we have furries. COINCIDENCE???
615sydapedia http://history.sydlexia.com/ . Not nearly as informative as LexiaBot.
616Mick It's Arlock when he doesn't want to be Arlock
617masturbation GOOGLE IT!!...actually, don't
618Sparta A Greek city. Absolutely not associated with any sort of silly memes. Nope.
619tech_support http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/tech_support_cheat_sheet.png
620Fanservice http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Laconic/Fanservice
621haddox Definitely not Syd. Also, definitely not a parody of anyone. Anyone important, anyway.
622Tiny_Toons Quite simply, the greatest cartoon since Termite Terrace closed down
623England I say, old chap, would you care for a spot of tea and a FUCK YEAH!
624Kris KrisLexia, Syd's sister. Underage, so hands off.
625Spanish Estoy listo, sinverguenza!
626Pink_Floyd The inspiration for The Phantom of the Opera.
627College a boring place for children to whine.
628beegee7730 The weaboo guy from England.
629Weeaboo http://pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF071-Weeaboo.gif
630Uh! Said the man to the lady
631Change A penny and a nickel and a quarter and a dime... more than pocket change? Something like that
632lonely http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh_9QhRzJEs
633docinsano Boner free from July 23 - September 8, 2009. Good times.
634Hell You're going there one way or another.
635battires The wheels on the Batmobile and the Batcycle.
636The_Simpsons They already did it.
637Deekin A Neverwinter Nights 1/2 character and the coolest kobold in the entire universe.
638web_client Using the webclient instead of any other client is like eating out of a trash can when you have steak sitting in front of you.
639666 The one for you and me
640Semicolon "You know, if they just called it a 'Supercomma' then people would probably understand how to use it better."
641Cluelessness <Dude_Love>	She asked what I did last night and I told her I stayed up almost all night watching old Ninja Turtles, Rocko's Modern World, and Ren and Stimpy VHS's while playing Tetris... she was not impressed
642Freddie_Mercury Jaws was never his scene and he didn't like Star Wars
643advice Dip it/them in battery acid.
644Swayzes_Revenge [02:14] <Dignant> From the sounds of it, he -is- the next hacker.
645Scouts_honor Totally legit. Honest.
646Buddha Buddah Buddah Buddah Buddah Buddah everywhere!
647Belgium the worst curse word in the universe, a type of waffle or a country.
648gimpy How Ghandi will be for the next while
649Fall What happens when you don't watch your step
650Old_Dutch The taste of unfairness
651WhatTimeIsIt /ctcp <person> time
652Dude_Love A nice Canadian gentleman
653Onomatopoeia BOOM!!!
654Recursion See: Recursion
655Penised Penis, now in the past tense!
656Peniser Superlative, too!
657Jesused Jesus, now in the past tense!
658Penising Penis, now in present progressive form!
659comic http://www.netglimse.com/images/celebs/bio/carrot_top.jpg
660Execuckinglent A word formed from the deepest, most virulent of the toxic pits riddling Hacker's brain. While it hasn't been tested, it is theorized that the use of this word in an otherwise grammatically correct sentence could kill thousands of English teachers before someone located and destroyed it.
661Onlykinda Approximately the middle-low rung on FigNewton's Scale of Highness.
662Pedophilic_Incest NOT FAR ENOUGH!
663PSP An evil, wang-destroying device that can induce Amishism in extreme circumstances.
664Alzheimer's It's like being at work all day and missing things, but without the benifit of pay or annoying coworkers.
665Ruby_Ghandi Dynamite Spock
666Super_High One of the top rungs in FigNewton's Scale of Highness. It is known to induce ravenous multigrain Ritz cracker consumption.
667Richthofen Not the longest cock, but definitely the biggest dick.
668nobody gives a fuck
669Weird Says, "Fuck you!" to the I before E rule
670guest Forget to identify?
671Mexico ¡COGIDA SÍ!
672Chile ¡COGIDA SÍ!
673McRib A beautiful sandwich spawned from the hellpits of McDonalds. This could be compared to a fortune 500 CEO born in a trailer park. The pickles are unusually crisp.
674McLobster http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPs6ocFO2PQ
675Zajebista_Zupa Fucking awesome soup
676MrMagog Once had a testicle thrown at him. So don't ever bitch to him about how bad YOUR day was.
677Vegetables Give those to Naunie; except carrots, give those to Satsui
678zombie undead people who can go outside in the daylight
679Hulk_Hogan Has defended the American way of life from dirty commies, terrorists, aliens, zombies, and gothic mutes.
680.hack Epic story, killer art, amazing characters. If you ever bad mouth this Lottel will hunt you down and murder you, your family, and all your friends and piss on your graves. Also: tits and swords.
681Loom Ask the pirate in the SCUMM Bar about it
682Grim_Fandango The best adventure game you've never played.
683Mushroom_Kingdom A sinister recreation of Nazi Germany in what might, to some, appear to be a cartoonish, happy world. Ever wonder why there are less than a dozen humans in their world? The cavernous sewers hide the grim tale of the fascist regime and wanton genocide of the non-toad "lesser races". Bowser and the koopas are Russian and goombas are the victims of WWI.
684Questions It is best not to ask them when Lexiabot9000 isn't properly bound and gagged.
685Link Usually seen wearing a green tunic, Link isn't the type to talk much, yet all the girls love him; probably because he's a lefty with a big sword
686Dong [00:36] <DJStonie> I actually enjoy dong
687Green_River A mass murderer or a delicious high school prank? You decide.
688Goals Things that you hope to accomplish someday, like kicking someone in the balls while skydiving or eating the last hoagie on Earth. Please discuss; what are your goals?
689Goal GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL!"
690Settlers http://games.asobrain.com/ Probably in Non-Ranked 1
691Obliterate TARDIS' ultimate douchebag card in MtG
692buddy I'm not your buddy, guy!
693guy I'm not your guy, friend!
694friend I'm not your friend, buddy!
695friends http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyjrjcXwnoc
696gametable http://gametable.galactanet.com/
697Jill "That was too close. You were almost a Jill sandwich!" ~Barry Burton
698AlyssaMilano Lexiabot's biggest crush
699bunnies Sorry, rabid attack bunnies are guarding that definition. I'm not going near them to display it.
700cock Here's a giant one: http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e235/Sactownkid13/ChickenBoo.jpg
701SettlersRules http://www.profeasy.com/Settlers_Boardgame/
702evil http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMi2Il6iRks
703Mountain_Dew http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmCh_0AsEyk
704Research_Failure http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/would-we-have.png
705Math_Teachers To make a math teacher, simply convince Voldo and a cenobyte to have a child. Take the resulting child and hire Bill Nye to hate-rape it while screaming math equations until it goes to college, where it will be electrocuted for any wrong answers or shortcuts in equations. This is the only method, because nothing else could make such assholes. FUCK math teachers.
706Klondike_Bar Where lots of men play Solitaire
707Bonair The most hilarious trailer or boat or whatever in the whole world
708Za_Warudo WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
709Jotaro ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
710Vyyj If you need to know about music or are looking for something to utterly blow your mind, she's your gal. As a bonus, the music and the blown mind are usually both in the same link!
711Nymleganger Some rat-bastard on the net that stole your name. If they were here before you, they simply cheated via time machine. They are generally sick, sick people. Just look at the Fernin Nymlganger and all will become clear >> http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Fernin
712SMBC A wonderful daily comic that covers a wide variety of topics. Comparable to XKCD. http://www.smbc-comics.com/
713XKCD A very humorous comic that generally dwells on the subjects of computer, math and other book-learned topics. The art is largely stick figure, true, but there are many laughs to be had. http://www.xkcd.com/
714Order_of_the_Stick An awesome, lengthy comic about D&D. Largely stick figures, but the humor, storyline and great humor more than makes up for it. http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0001.html
715Sagat He has some sick obsession with friggin' Tigers
716lol_wut It's just a pear... nothing special
717Broken_R_Key The bane of Crazy_Bastard and pirates everywhere.
718Mario Luigi's brother. Starred in a few games. No big deal.
719Serge Get out of here, Serge! You're DEAD! You don't exist anymore!
720AOL AOL? What is this, the 90s?
721Van_Gogh Some world-class vodka. Also, some painter or something.
722JFGI Just Fucking Google It
723dignant <Dignant> I don't much care for the concept of updating my own definition.
724Acid http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEuKiqnnOPM
725FUBAR Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition
726Zero Blonde robot from the future. Completely not Bass.
727Forte Most Megaman characters have Japanese names that are much cooler. But not all of them.
728butterfinger Best fucking candy bar ever. EVER.
729chest girls have better ones
730V Remember, remember the Fifth of November, The Gunpowder Treason and Plot, I know of no reason, Why the Gunpowder Treason, Should ever be forgot
731Two_Worlds A cheap little Oblivion knockoff where the hero says "Oooh, that tickles" when he cures himself with a spell
732Sense http://i.imgur.com/6vqwd.jpg
733Two_Girls_One_Up http://i.imgur.com/DC8m3.jpg
734Sapphire_Rose exists with many alternate personalities, and will occasionally be seen with the two such personalities, though only for a brief moment, as one will kill the other...
735Keyboard The sourceof mant of Craxy_Basdsrds spellinf erros.
736M3GA_MAN Hey fernin! Hey! Hey Listen! Hey! Hey Fernin!
737Druid Magical hobos and munchkin bait.
738Virtual_Boy Comes with a free bottle of Advil, you'll need it!
739Leske God DAMNIT, Leske!
74059 10 away from TARDISman's favorite number!
74149 TARDISman's favorite number!
742Waldo Error: File not found.
743Monopoly http://board-games.pogo.com/games/monopoly
744Spoiled_Milk It's milk you can chew!
745Risk It is much like Monopoly, except there is war instead of money and the community chest holds nothing but bloody genocide. Join the fun at www.riskattack.com
746FinalFantasy 6 > 4
747The_Spanish_Inquisition http://www.tentakle.com/meme/src/124775891230.jpg
74816 ...but officer, she told me she was 18!
749Chozo_Maze When you are falling from the top left side of the room before running the metroid Gauntlet in MII:RoS constantly press Select and Start to enter the Chozodian Maze
750clueless What?
751Slow_Point When the cops say "ALRIGHT. WHO'S GUN IS THIS?" and everyone, slowly and at once, points to the guy.
752breakdown <Ghandi> I know the breakdown
753canadian people who live in canadia
754Fun o/` F is for friends who do stuff together! / U is for You and me! / N is for anywhere anytime at all! / Down here in the deep blue sea! o/`
755o/` Can't you see it!? It's a musical note! Geez! Idiot...
756STAF Stereotypical Asian Friend, one of TARDIS' buds, he smells awesome
7578ball There are exactly 112 8ball responses, including both normal responses and Pinky responses.
758Egad a base tone denotes a bad age
759fortune There are exactly 62 fortunes in the bot.
760bacon http://i45.tinypic.com/2i8k474.jpg
761awesome_pizza (+Nekkoru) Vegetarian gouda cheese on sweet ketchup with corn, onions and garlic, plus onion/garlic/mayo sauce and a litre of Coke
762chat Um...you're in it.
763Immigrant_Song aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHaaaaaah!
764Sonic_Youth Kill yr idols, sonic death
765Wyvern The dragon's slow cousin, unless its Monster Hunter, then its a badass dinosaur
766Zelda She wears pink, she's blonde, and she probably starts every sentence with 'like'
767Lemmo He's just this guy, you know?
768Grue It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue
769Teamkilling If killing one team is fun, killing both teams is double the fun!
770yerg A greeting used by lottels and lottel-enthusiasts.
771Stoner's_Pot_Palace "Flagrant false advertising!" -Otto Mann
772Runescape Where nerds who have no money can make fake friends in the hopes that they meet a girl playing... Like WoW but shittier
773MonsterJam KID'S SEATS STILL JUST /FIVE BUCKS!!!/
774V_for_Vendetta Ideas... are bulletproof!
775Final_Fantasy_VI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d15qmRzn2Pc
776seaking FUCK YEAH SEAKING
777metric overcompensation at its finest
778gimp The last word of a sentence you hope you never hear.
779Marcellus_Wallace Does he look like a bitch?!
780wallet Mine's the one that says "Bad Mother Fucker" on it.
781The_Wizard That Nintendo commercial with the Cabazon Dinosaurs
782Red_Dawn Wolverines!
783Fusie01 This chick in chat who's really really quiet, almost on par with Stonie, her forum name is Fusion
784thatthingklimwantstoremember Ask Tako about Yukkur's
785Boner So, they laugh at my boner, will they?! I'll show them! I'll show them how many boners the Joker can make!
786Real_Acid MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!!!
787Fortan Fortan is when you turn to shoot a guy then you get shot in the head and you die and your teammates yell at you. So you come back to life and run out only to be set on fire. You shoot a guy once, you think, but it doesn't matter because he didn't die and ends up capping the point you were supposed to be guarding.
788aload The proper way to spell "alot"
789alot WRONG!
790? The question mark. Unless it's there, it's not a question. REMEMBER IT.
791taco_bell it'll give you aload
792penisburger Penis, now in burger form!
793erection That one building set... oh wait that's Erector...
794turd You can't polish one
795randum Something out of order, the real 'random'
796Rosebud_Frozen_Peas. Full of country goodness and green peaness.
797Ass_Sandwich This is an ass sandwich. It is made of ass and poo.
798Grog a secret mixture that contains one or more of the following: Kerosene, Propylene Glycol, Artificial Sweeteners, Sulfuric Acid, Rum, Acetone, Battery Acid, red dye #2, Scumm, Axle grease and/or pepperoni
799Empire Our ships are shaped like triangles!
800Eels Eels up inside ya, findin' an entrance where they can. Boring through your mind, through your tummy, through your anus, eels. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho_1wzMgiE8
801Charles_Manson Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?
802Thrash Imagine if Beethoven had been in the Dead Kennedys
803Thief They prefer the term Treasure Hunter!
804MHFU Monster Hunter Freedom Unite, TARDIS hates to type the full name
805Eversion http://zarat.us/tra/offline-games/eversion.html It's absolutely cute and it's exactly what your kid needs. <press Evert button>
806Evert Yes, it is exactly what your kid needs. TO HAVE LOVECRAFTIAN NIGHTMARES.
807TIE_Defender Badass TIE fighter armed with 4 laser cannons, 2 ion cannons, up to 8 proton torpedoes or concussion missiles, deflector shields, a hyperdrive, and speeds that exceed the Rebellion's A-wing. Simply put, they can kick your ass so bad you're grandpa'll wake up with bruises.
808Nekkoru Socially-fucked transsexual lovechild of music, video games and seventy-three hundred illegal substances, eighty percent of which don't even have a name yet. Also skilled at copy/pasting from Wikipedia
809Arlock Add 41 at the end
810McDonald's Authentic American Cuisine
811Tim_Hortons Rrrroll up the rim, bitch
812Foosball A combination of soccer and shish kebabs.
813Sonic_Probe That's SCREWDRIVER!
814Google Gee, I want to learn something, but all I have at my fingertips is this internet thing. WHATEVER SHALL I DO???
815Amirite International amirite Day, I-NaD, June 13th
816ToGwich Any sandwich that substitutes a tortilla for the bread or bun
817Lordsathien The guy you talk to about RPGs (be they video game or table-top), anime (if Bomberman's not around), Pokemon, or the postive aspects to the Wii.
818!deafdd how you add definitions
819It's_a_secret_to_everybody shhh dont tell
820evony A game that uses porn for advertising
821Witchcraft! Time Lord...
822Blah In English, Blah is a word that is sometimes used to express words or feelings where the specifics are not considered important to the speaker or writer for emotions.
823caps_lock That little key that idiots never realize is on while they're typing.
824Time_Lord A boss character in SaGa Frontier, a crappy NES game, oh and the most bitchin' race in the history of Sci-Fi
825Settlers_Rules http://www.profeasy.com/Settlers_Boardgame/
826Cheap_Trick They want you to love them
827#randomness It is hackers channel. It can be called a sydlexia backwater
828ISWYDT http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/4009/1097290-i_see_what_you_did_there_super.jpg
829Daggerfall Imagine Oblivion, but a helluva lot bigger and with random topless priestesses
830SpaceDolphin Defender of all that is good both in space and the oceans of Earth, sworn protector of all marine mammals, arch enemy of the evil Baron StarShark, he is CAPTAIN SPACE DOLPHIN!
831Mahjong_Rules www.ferahgo.8m.com/Mahjong.html
832penisly That's right. It's an adverb now, too.
833SimonTheSorcerer I am not a number!
834Daikatana Best joke ever
835Red_Dawn Wolverines!
836Dutch_the_Clutch His beer tastes like metal!
837Nacirema A really fucked up race of people overall...
838TARDIS Time And Relative Dimension In Space
839La_La Those annoying words that played in the background of Diddy Kong Racing
840Beef_Jerky <Ghandi>	there's never enough of that stuff :9
841Earlobes Crazy_Bastard plays with aika's a lot.
842weed Please share with Stonie.
843!money You will always end up in debt
844spoiler http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_yHpURpTz7LY/Sw55KDAJ9nI/AAAAAAAAAFo/TUEL__wZ7JY/s1600/spoiler.jpg
845Willy Not an evil doctor.
846Duct_tape Handyman's secret weapon!
8478 It's what 7 did to 9
848homonym Your mom's a homonym
849Winrar Definitely for torrents
850Lopsided http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/48209-5/Sweater_puppies.gif Definitely NSFW
851Food_Forum We NEED one. Keep pushing for it
852FabriqueAuMexique High class Figgy
853Air_Man He will not die
854Blue_Elf Now has reflective shot!
855Metal_man Has the best fucking Mega Man weapon ever......That one hit kills him.
856Prototype http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/570871510_cV6N8-L.jpg
857WarMECH Also called "Death Machine" A normal battle with it goes like this. "Monsters strike first WarMECH: NUKE (Insert name here)'s party perished".
858Earthworm_Jim DEFINITION LAUNCHED!
859power Awesomeness, the top of the triforce, and what runs your game systems
860Din Goddess of power
861Farore Goddess of courage
862Nayru Goddess of wisdom
863Kraken Say what you will but Fern makes them work
864Shinryu The reason why you should not open every tresure chest you see.
865Omega WarMECH's hetrosexual life partner.
866Fire_Keese FUCKING annoying.
867Garland Ah hell you know the quote already.
868Iron_Knuckle Hard as hell, especially when there's 2 of them.
869Chaos I, Garland shall become the last boss of FF1 due to a time loop.
870Pink_Lemonade It's like regular lemonade, only pink. Nothing special. Calm down.
871Emo It's like Goth, for pussies.
8725_Minute_Cake http://www.instructables.com/id/5_minute_Chocolate_Cake/ 5 minute goodness
873Gato I am Gato, I have metal joints! Beat me up and win 15 Silver Points!
874Brainfuck http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/brainfuck
875Disagree http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT4YbO_1mvA
876Retsupurae If you notice one of your videos has been riffed by these guys... well, you need to improve something.
877Gundam http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0HqWQHub0s&feature=channel
878Cyberbots A Huge Mecha VS fighter by Capcom AKA that game where Jin and Devilot came from
879hack's_to_do_list hack's_to-do_list: Learn D&D(may be done during summer), Get every White Stripes album
880Celsius 5/9*(F-32) ...because Vald is so damn smart.
8814Red It's a pretty colour!
882Two word it's two words
8830Secret It's a secret to everyone!
884Dildo http://maps.google.ca/maps?q=dildo%2C%20nl&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wl
885526 hold alt while pressing that and you get ♫
886Schwing http://www.bobandgeorge.com/archives/000911 See panel four.
887Castlevania_IV http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ctYmJbmWVA
888Ash BITCH BE TRIPPIN' BALLS!
889Grabthar "By Grabthar's hammer, by the suns of Warvan, you shall be avenged!"
890lesbians http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/215190559_AjB3X-L-2.jpg
891Blank
892Do_Not WANT!
893awake It's what everybody seems to be. Even at 2 AM
894Reboot turning a computer's power off and then back on again, also A Kick ass 90's show
895taking_a_dump Why don't they just call it leaving a dump? After all, you're not really -taking- it anywhere.
896funk_dat http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw3SOvXgAgY
897Freedom Freedom freedom freedom OI! Freedom freedom freedom OI!
898Dun dun dunnn
899Midnight When Fernin's comic updates. Every other day... or thereabouts. Not one minute before or after.
900car_keys Where the FUCK did they go?!?
901moobs MAN BOOBS
902Meidung The Amish Banhammer
903a_knights_tale A study of the degeneration of a woman's hairstyle
904element If you're going scientific, it's a substance made out of only one type of matter. If you're going classical, it's one of the four forces that make up the world (or five, if you're going Eastern). In either case, "hydrochloric" isn't one of them.
905Saturn The best planet in the solar system thanks in part to those badass rings it has.
906Jupiter The Designated Ugly Fat Friend of the solar system.
907Mr_Saturn BOING!
908Pong l . l
909ALL_CAPS IT'S FUCKING ANOYING AND MAKES YOU LOOK DUMB SO STOP DOING IT.
910Chives Chiiiiiivesy oh Chiiiiiiiiivesy, Chivesy was a man, who lived in a house, serving tea and crumpets, all day long!
911MapleSyrup Tastes like....JEEBUS!
912Chile_guy Some random person wants to eat him. Also, lives in Brazil, damnit.
913Ljusdahl Wrestler of bear, slayer of moose, drinker of green tea.
914stretchwookie The slightly less hacker-ish hacker, perhaps.
915Easy_Mode Playing Contra on Easy is like kissing your sister, you just don't do it! -Retsupurae
916Gradius Konami's famous space shooter series. Also was the first game to use the Konami code.
917Denis_Leary http://www.playlist.com/searchbeta/tracks#dennis%20leary%20no%20cure%20for%20cancer
918...! Dot Dot Dot SURPRISE
919Pokemon_Breeding http://www.vgcats.com/super/images/100125.gif
920The_End_of_Time Either an empty space with a lamppost and an old man or a totally kickass sendoff for the Tenth Doctor take your pick
921Trapped Rope + super glue + banana + knife = fishing rod! In comparison nail + toilet seat + lamp + picture + hole-in-the-wall = evidence! ...No really, never ever play this flash game
922MUGEN Super Smash Bros. times a billion
923Monster_Hunter "Kill things and wear their skin as a hat!" -SAForums
924Super_Sonic (in a squeaky voice) NOW I'LL SHOW YOU!!!
925FTS Fuck this/that shit!
926B-dubs Buffalo Wild Wings, fuckin' awesome chicken
927Trap http://www.paybest.com/jpg1/trap_hole.jpg IT'S A TRAP!
928FWAK http://groups.google.com/group/alt.games.final-fantasy/msg/fba20b93e706eddd?hl=en&&q=Okay,+here+it+is!++Complete!++Unauthorized!++Untamed!++Uncalled+for!+ There you go
929Dr_Pretzel It's the name Fig uses so that he gets his autovoice when he goes to play trivia in Cyberparty
930bot_privileges Don't abuse bot commands. When you do and lose the ability to use them, don't ask someone else to use them for you. Don't bitch, whine, moan, and complain about it. And don't try and get around it. In short, you've abused the toy, and it's being taken away.
931Homework Ask us for help at your own risk.
932Depression <LowEndLem> It's not depression if I'm hilarious.
933Anpressony A combination of angry, depressed and horny.
934Who_vs_Whom Who=Doing that action Whom= receiving the action
935Tea_and_Crumpets The second season theme song to the anime that is Chivesy's life
936Rock_Music http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/devils_music_no_effect.htm
937lion http://bestlolcat.untitled1.us/images/1264.jpg
938good See Also: Bad
939bad See Also: Good
940Rewind Be kind! Rewind!
941! Oh no, a guard spotted you! Hide!
942pirates They drink grog: http://img.moronail.net/img/8/6/486.jpg
943WW2 http://img.moronail.net/img/6/3/163.jpg
944Jawa OOTINI!
945Zombieland The best fucking Zombie movie ever, next to Thriller
946Pi 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937 510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111
947Sandbox I won the sandbox
948Swords Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
949The_King http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh265/MalissaSenna/the_king.jpg
950Big_Mac It would probably taste better in ice cream
951IChallengeNSToBeatthis http://wonderfl.net/code/d0dcc2f2d0f8012e42785ef71dab7da2abd5453d/fullscreen
952Aquaman http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/im-ready-to-assist-the-justice-league-batman.jpg
953MTV Reality TV
954Ouch What do you do?
955IRC the thing you're using now.
956Storm_Eagle Fuck that bird
957Nooooooooooo http://www.lovehkfilm.com/blog/roninonempty/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/no-darth_vader.jpg
958Gilgamesh Enough expository banter. It's time we fight like men. And ladies. And ladies who dress like men. For Gilgamesh...IT IS MORPHING TIME!
959Dino_Riki Velcro Boy's adventures in Velcro Land
960SMWJapanese http://themushroomkingdom.net/smw2_j-e.shtml
961Psych I know you know that I'm not telling the truth.
962Wikipedia Patron saint of lazy college students
963Memory_Jar Even the same people who thought Skullclamp was okay as printed were able to see THIS son of a bitch was broken as hell and ban it before it even got released.
964Skullclamp What happens when WotC decides "Fuck playtesting!"
965man A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk! Have at you!
966FAST All hail almghty FAST, for it helps us banish the evil with its mighty HIT doubling powers
967Pokey Fat little bastard in a spider mecha or a yellow cactus, take your pick
968Akinator http://us.akinator.com/
969Unscripted_Hilarity http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1pyPY8w1TI
970diplomacy http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000610
971Viper YOOOOO!!! Heyheyheyhey! He needs the money!
972Truffle_Shuffle It's powerful shit: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000937
973Your http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson8.html
974Misspelling http://theoatmeal.com/comics/misspelling
975Lex_Luthor http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/did-you-say-cakes.jpg
97640_Cakes http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll308/LongRod469/1240130455793.jpg
977morph_Ball http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/morph-ball-acquired.jpg
978/clear For when you really didn't need to see that.
979Entei If Tardis has his way it shall be voiced by Liam Neeson and as he says "it will be badass"
980boneriffic Doc's catchphrase
981Rocket_Surgery it's not brain science
982bombastic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYIms-4ZCzY
983m3ga-ish done with the purpose of pissing someone off
984Cameron_Syndrome When ninety-five percent of the music you don't like, you find the music interesting, but hate the vocals
985TARDISman's_Master_Strategy Bash him hard, bash him quick and don't forget the trample!
986EEKS Short for Early Enter Key Syndrome, an affliction that makes its victims look like douchecanoes because they only get bits and pieces of their message across. Fatal in Boggle.
987TNT Stands for Trinitrotoluene
988pie A pastry, of the extremely delicious variety.
989Fuck_All It's edible!
990doomsong Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doomy Doomy Doooooooom!
991Playstation Look in my pants and I'll show you why they call it the Playstation -Bill Clinton
992Xbox I'd like to play a little John Madden football on HER Xbox -The Todd
993cats
994Cats 1) A fucked up play no one understands. 2) All your base are belong to him. 3) The biggest assholes on the planet.
995Dogs Who fucking cares?
996Chatzilla Firefox add-on IRC client. Not as many bells and whistles as mIRC, but it works very well. http://chatzilla.hacksrus.com/
997webclient Want to know how bad the webclient is? Hitler uses it! Also, DALnet once fucking banned it.
998spoilers http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/spoiler_shirt.png
999Hitler When you're German for a Sprite, there's no time for Hitler!
1000Braille A bunch of touchy-feely stuff.
1001dogma http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Pi_equals_exactly_three
1002carnivegan http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Carnivegan
1003Atlantis Whoops! Were you looking for New Orleans?
1004New_Orleans Whoops! Were you looking for Venice?
1005Titty_Sprinkles http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Titty_Sprinkles
1006Fred He's awesome. You like him. Add him on Facebook - SpiffmeisterZ@gmail.com
1007Beezer One of TARDIS' friends, this one he's actively tried to get in the room, currently wandering about New Zealand with her boyfriend who's body's been described as "You can't DRAW abs this good!!!"
1008Iced_Tea Mr_Takosuke's most loved drink.
1009Giant_Enemy_Crab They were actually in ancient Japanese battles, ask Bill Ritch
1010fuckwad http://cards.pennyarcademerch.com/images/Dickwad.jpg
1011Huns Let's get down to business to defeat them
1012Victory? http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/ffx/Images/25-t5luoi.jpg
1013Spawn Smashing Property and Whomping Norb.
1014hacker_line The threshold of obnoxious behavior on the forum. Hacker's actually pretty above it right now
1015Atogatog Either something's wrong with TARDIS' internets or the almighty one is coming to fuckin' purge shit
1016just_as_planned http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n22/gg80/1272409316630.jpg
1017rock_lobster http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeC6aPHiN8A
1018Bai_Hu He's undead!
1019You_Are_Dead http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6iT-lMgfAI
1020Sathien See Lordsathien
1021Raining_Men Ahhhhhh *Splat* (What, you expected them to SURVIVE the fall?)
1022Hypnotoad http://r33b.net/
1023Missingno The only reason we listen to the old man more than once.
1024damnesia The rare beaver brain trauma that makes you forget everthing but what damnesia is.
1025EDH Elder Dragon Highlander: A semi-casual format of MtG, apparently an acquired format, the fine wine of MtG
1026Baking "Baking is science for hungry people!"
1027MrBman A paladin with 18 charisma and 97 hit points. He can use his helm of disintegration and do one D4 damage as his half-elf mage wields his plus-five holy avenger
1028smartass http://magiccards.info/uh/en/45.html
1029Gay_Game http://games.adultswim.com/robot-unicorn-attack-twitchy-online-game.html
1030tentacles They're only funny when they happen with rape.
1031Alkaiser The only superhero to justify wearing a goddamn unicorn horn
1032Cbea-6dad The "Swim anywhere" code in Super Mario World.
1033hot You thought you were, but guess what? You're not.
1034syntax When the government levies a fine for immoral behavior.
1035Snake Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
1036satire Http://www.theonion.com
1037blog Maybe giving every single person on the internet an outlet for their opinions and thoughts wasn't such a good idea?
1038Admiral_Ackbar The single greatest officer to serve in the Alliance to Restore the Republic, he's got an eye for traps
1039dio MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
1040Kenshiro You are already dead
1041Sephiroth Pffft, mama's boy
1042Kefka He hates you, stab him with a knife and he'll tell you all about it
1043lag A bitch when it lasts for weeks.
1044TIE_Fighter If you can throw a rock at one, you can probably shoot one down
1045Grammar_Hammer Nearly as powerful as the Banhammer. Wielded by TARDISman.
1046Dummies_Ch2 Crazy_Bastard's former title. CB hangs his head in shame when he thinks back to those dark days of shitty typistry, bad grammar, and all-around douchebag-ness. http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2176
1047Destruction The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force
1048!defass Wrong command, jackass.
1049harden http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/harden.gif
1050Dr_Jeebus This definition has been locked.
1051YOOOOO!!! Heyheyheyheyhey!!!
1052Dantel HE FUCKING ATE HITLER!
1053Char_Aznable THREE TIMES AS FAST!
1054empty The inside of your head.
1055Cronies Alt accounts
1056Forum_Battle_2010 "it's kind of like a circle jerk, except only 2 people end up satisfied
1057ChokingVictim Oprah has weight gain/loss, lance armstrong has one ball and the biking, I have self-deprecation.
1058magic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a5GUmrCoVM&feature=related
1059Metal_Slime Syd pretty much had it right http://www.sydlexia.com/blogstuff/a_metal_slime_draws_near.png
106024 In the words of Jack Bauer "TELL ME WHERE MY DEFINITION IS OR I'LL FUCKIN' SHOOT YOU IN THE KNEECAP!!!"
1061EPCI What the FNJ/Jeebus showdown would have been. Alas, it was not to be.
1062Liam_Neeson Professional Badass
1063Harry_Potter “I can’t help it; I like the boobs. I like the whole thing. That dress is snug in places where school robes just aren’t,” Harry said earnestly. And then TARDIS' childhood died
1064Eustace Stupid definition! You made me look bad! *Puts on mask* OGABOOGABOGGA!
1065Bizarro_Fig Like the regular Fig, except constructed of anti-matter and pure evil.
1066LemDoD Lem's playing Day of Defeat, leave him the fuck alone
1067Laser_Nipples Lavos has them! They shoot fiery rays of death!
1068Lavos <BlazingGlory> Lavos is only thing I can think of that attacks by flashing you with its titty lasers that open the gates of hell
1069bones You want to know what made these bones? You don't want to know what made these bones.
1070Tako_defadding that's enough for tonight, Tako
1071Vodka Drink of choice of Syd Lexia and Crazy_Bastard. Makes aika get friendly.
1072PEMDAS Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally
1073Redhead "Holy fucking shit my dick just exploded from the sexy" - LowEndLem
1074Hamburgers The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
1075Godofhardcore fucking tell me dickwad
1076estrogen It takes a while to kick in.
1077PotatoMan Formerly known as Bassmaster, changed when he went emo and since emo phonetically sounds like imo which is potato in Japanese, he is now PotatoMan
1078True_Neutral I don't know... but my gut says maybe
1079Dust_Man http://www.bobandgeorge.com/archives/030512c
1080emo_music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f67_og3v_Ow
1081Doc_Gerbil IT'S DOC GERBILS WORLD! IT'S DOC GERBILS WORLD. (Repeat untill you're insane.)
1082King_Ramses THE MAN IN GAUZE! THE MAN IN GAUZE! KING RAMSESSSSSSSSSSS!
1083Friends_of_Arlock What friends?
1084ICWYDT http://tinyurl.com/3aneq5p
1085Tecknolicious Andrew's radical and funky, electronic alter-ego. http://www.myspace.com/tecknolicious
1086Dating Biosocial experiments with a neurochemical overlay, but we don't need to quibble about terminology.
1087Popeye I yam what I yam!
1088Shenanigans That place Farva likes, with all that goofy crap on the walls.
1089Presortsy Worth a hell of a lot of points in Scrabble
1090Splash MAGIKARP used SPLASH! But nothing happens.
1091Katz Hey, you got a nightmare inducing homicidal red cat in my kids show. (It doesn't help that he's the most recurring villian too)
1092Freaky_Fred A "Kid friendly" version of Sweeney Todd. And by "Kid friendly" I mean COMPLETELY FUCKING DISTURBING!
1093slimjims Because fuck you!
1094Friend_Zone http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/100708.jpg
1095hunh? Cross between 'huh' and who the fuck knows what else
1096GodofHardcore69 He made aika cry! That bastard!
1097twix_pisscakes Nobody wants them for their birthday.
1098Die_Antwoord http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_pS46YRMIQ
1099sarcasm 13It's clearly not in pink text.
1100Giri_Giri An anime, not a bug
1101Mount_Kenya The highest mountain in Kenya
1102BattleBots http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oo3zWxO3yYs&feature=related
1103Star_Fox_64 Fox! Get this guy off me!
1104Trash on the ground makes the world go round! -Stray
1105The_World see ZA WARUDO
1106Bob-Omb? MONKEY!
1107Moiré http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/42/Moir%C3%A9.gif
1108Consequences They will never be the same.
1109Walter_Sobchack Brings a .45 to the bowling alley and won't roll on Shabbos.
1110Forumer_Gallery http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Forumer_Gallery
1111yout Its how the italians say Youth
1112skittles Come on Tube Sock, kick my ass!
1113Lvre Similar to standard "love" but far more passionate.
1114Dave_Navarro He's kind of like JonSnow
1115Boom_Boom Must be one of them SOCIALIST turtles voted for o-BAMA!
1116Chocolate_Salad It's both diabetic and diabolic!
1117Monkey! Bob-omb?
1118Wild_ARMs History once recorded a melding of fantasy RPG gameplay and a spaghetti western... The result was this badass game where limit breaks are replaced with a 20mm gun or large revolver carbine fired ONE HANDED
1119FrenchFries The secret: soak them in salty water for fifteen minutes, coat them in flour before frying. Deliciousness guaranteed by Nekkoru.
1120Bot_Login /msg Lexiabot9000 login YourName YourPassword
1121AFCR Away from Chat Room, like AFK, but means that the person's actually doing something else on their computer
1122Negoogunogumbar Congratulations, you've found the secret message. Please send an answer to Old Pink, care of the funny farm, Chalfont.
1123The_Warm_Gun Andrew_Man's wailin' ass band, Check em out! Did I mention they wail?? http://www.myspace.com/thewarmgun
1124Tunak_Tunak_Tun A masterclass in fingerpointing with panache http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bAN7Ts0xBo
1125fuckertown Quite the wild place.
1126Apocalypse Cheeseburgers from the Burger Tank
1127Cameron Quest for Camelot!
1128Santa He hijacked Jesus's holladay. That asshole!
1129Ice_Cream You like ice cream. You like ice cream. You love it. You cannot resist ice cream. To resist is hopeless. Your existence is meaningless without ice cream
1130Fried_Cheerios Lem's dad's specialty, this shit'll kill you. Ask Lem how to make it
1131Esperanto The official language of AsoBrain, and the International Jewish Conspiracy
1132The_Oncoming_Storm Blackout and TheThunderThief. You should be voting for them in the Forum Battle '10
1133NJ New Jersey, also known as the asshole of America.
1134halfcontra http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRj45Es-rFk&NR=1
1135Daleks EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EX-TER-MIN-ATE!!!!
1136Cybermen They are superior to Daleks, they are better at DYING
1137Mibbit Honestly, I'd rather use the webclient.
1138Dickgrab According to JonSnow, it's -the- popular game among 8 year old boys. And all part of normal development.
1139Fun_Dip Delicious candy or sexual manoeuvre? You decide.
1140Boggle http://games.yahoo.com/games/ante?room=wordweb&prof_id=chat_pf_1&nosignedcab=yes
1141Lemwich Fry up some pepperoni, sprinkle cheese of your choice, throw it on some bread.
1142The_Pie It is the truth
1143Air_Force_One It's Harrison Ford's plane. You should really get off of it
1144N WE DON'T CARE ABOUT N, SHUT THE FUCK UP SPANISH MEATLOAF!!!!!!!!
1145rape A bright yellow flowering member of the family Brassicaceae, used in the production of vegetable oil, animal feed, and biodiesel.
1146SVU You watch it because sexual assault turns you on. Admit it.
1147Stalin When you're Russian for a coke, there's no time for Stalin!
1148image_resizing The code for resizing images on the forums is: width="#" height="#">
1149Bilbo_Baggins He doesn't know half of you half as well as he should like, and he likes less than half of you half as well as you deserve. Whatever the fuck that means
1150Lich A warlock that's bound its lifeforce to an object, making it immortal until the object is destroyed. Not D&D examples include Voldemort from Harry Potter and Sauron from The Lord of the Rings
1151Klimb_A_Tize Klimb's fancy person name when he's trying to impress the landed gentry
1152SydLexia.com It's worth over 100k and growing
1153Nagger Someone who annoys you.
1154Doopliss He takes names, but he doesn't kick ass.
1155Broseidon King of the Brocean
1156Sexual_Innuendo You mean sexual in-YOUR-endo! -The Todd from Scrubs
1157#suicidal On August 11, 2010, Crazy_Bastard made #suicidal his bitch. Serves them right for Opping him.
1158butterfly Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ
1159#idleRPG All the fun of an RPG, without having to do anything!
1160Mountain_Time It kicks all the other time zones' asses.
1161Glissando It's what makes the trombone fun!
1162mega_man Disregard anything they say: the correct order is Bomb, Guts, Cut, Elec, Ice, Fire. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
1163Fedora The sexiest hat known to mankind.
1164Basement TARDIS's keeps flooding and it really pisses him off
1165Scooty_Puff_Jr Just remember that Scooty Puff Jr. suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks!
1166HOPA Hot Piece of Ass
1167Goom Way better than any shitty Windows Media Player visualization
1168tr;dr too retarded; didn't read
1169Emo_Challenge Russian Roullette with 5 shots. Beat a Blind Bomb or a Time Bomb with 32 fuses. No winners yet.
1170Aiur MY LIFE FOR AIUR!!!
1171Pylons I'm guessing that judging by the screaming alien you should should construct more of them
1172Dive_Man http://www.bobandgeorge.com/archives/030206c
1173damnit I'm not Lem, gay!
1174INTERNET_EXPLORER_DIE Cam's way of expressing his displeasure with Internet Explorer's lack of cooperation and haste.
1175Abbish Add an "Ab" before every vowel sound and you get Abbish!
1176motherfucker see Arlock41
1177Shia_Labeouf He is better known as the nay sayer of Hollywood http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IXCK1EyP4s
1178chucklefuck shitball
1179awesome_burger Lightly grilled buns with sesame seeds. Add to it Heinz ketchup, the hottest you can find; Mustard, if you're into that. Freshly pickled pickles and diced red onion, to add to the taste. Crisphead (aka iceberg) lettuce. The sequence, from the bottom: bottom half of the bun, patty, ketchup, onions, lettuce, salad, pickles (+ mustard, garlic sauce), bun. Guaranteed 100% delicious.
1180Grounded The reason Crazy_Bastard couldn't start the Porn-Off on time, and got dropped from Forum Batttle '10. Seriously.
1181Blood What Mortal Kombat is famous for. Unless you played the SNES version of MK1 (You poor bastard)
1182Gonorrhea Tako can't tell the diffrence between that and a man's streched asshole.
1183Chicken <")3
1184Camsoup Cream of mushroom soup with croutons, crackers, ham cubes, parmesian cheese, shredded cheddar cheese, garlic powder, steak seasoning, and oregano added in.
1185interrobang ‽ A bangin' punctuation mark
1186Courage_The_Cowardly_Dog "Abandoned as a pup, he was found by Muriel, who lives in the middle of Nowhere with her husband, Eustace Bagge. But creepy stuff happens in Nowhere... It's up to Courage to save his new home!"
1187SuperDim Far more powerful than the traditional Dim, if SuperDim appears, some serious shit must be afoot.
1188Maker's_Mark One spicy meatball!!
1189EST It's brutal...
11908yellow 8Oh god, who the fuck likes yellow?
1191shred http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97g-A_PHUBA
1192fuzzbitch Satsui's cat. No, that's not her real name.
1193Betty The best villain ever
1194Jill_Sandwich What Jill once almost was.
1195CrunchN'Munch is the greatest snack food in the world
1196fountain See your face upon the clean water. How dirty! Come! Wash your face!
1197dysentry Shits and giggles, minus the giggles.
1198Canada FOOK YAH, EH?
1199America FUCK YEAH!
1200Marvin_the_Martian Marvin the Martian (or Marvin Martian) is a fictional character appearing in the Looney Tunes cartoons. Despite appearing in only five of the original shorts
1201Double_Down http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Double_Down
1202fsck Lem's "totally not a curse" curse word. Doesn't work on his mom. Or anyone.
1203webcam Used for dirty chats and showing your cock on Chatroulette. Not used to make Let's Plays.
1204Female_Record 3...multiple times
1205I_beg_to_differ Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago.
1206swimming http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Animal%20Crossing/Update%206/4-Part6_01.jpg
1207Haste It is like God to you in almost any given Final Fantasy, learn it, use it, RESPECT IT
1208Elfheim Here lies Link.
1209Prisoner_of_Azkaban It's Sirius business
1210InvaderDim A cool effing cat
1211Fucl ToG's favorite expletive, and Cam's favorite fruit.
1212Cranberry_Juice Cam's fuel
1213Grease ToG's fuel
1214Dimwich Sliced Spiral ham, BBQ sauce of your choice, Onion Rings, Mayonnaise, lettuce inbetween two whole wheat bread slices
1215Enemies_of_TARDIS = [Everyone] ∩ ~[Friends_of_TARDIS]
1216Gay_Porn_Off! http://www.explicitview.com/getfile.php?file_id=24202&file_key=poge6
1217i The square root of -1 Because math teachers wanted to just mindfuck students after years of "You can't take the square root of a negative number".
1218Orcish_Technology Beating the piss out of humans with string and gum since 1993
1219Voice The plus sign before certain member's names. It means they can talk if the room is set to +m or if they're banned, but as both of those rarely happen, it is mainly used as an honorary badge for respected regulars. It is also handed out as a cookie, sometimes
1220Cholera You have it
1221TARDISman He's bored, he's got a shovel, and he knows random shit about Star Wars... Oh yeah and he does LPs! Or he will when he gets off his lazy ass...
1222Milhouse NOBODY LIKES MILHOUSE!!!
1223Paddling Talkin' out of turn... that's a paddlin' lookin' out the window... that's a paddlin' starin' at my sandals... that's a paddlin' paddlin' the school canoe... oh you better believe that's a paddlin'
1224acclient The kind of photoshoppist Fig thinks ToG is
1225Chancellor They're evil... They're always evil and you should never trust them nor should you ever aspire to be one. If you are a chancellor... I'M ONTO YOU!!!
1226Neil_Peart No fuckin' drummer better than
1227Bonerloaf InvaderDim loves it.
1228Shoddy_Battle a super awesome pokemon battle emulator that not enough people on sydlexia.com play.
1229Dude Sweet! What's mine say?
1230Sweet Dude! What's mine say?
1231APB http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=258467&highlight=#258467
1232SapphireRose Exousia! OBLITERATE!!!
1233Gejigeji Horrible minions of Lucifer that inhabit ToGdor's house. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scutigera_coleoptrata
1234Smeargle http://tinyurl.com/2vem2dm
1235Sydcock Yummy.
1236Penn http://super-genius.org/images/stfu_penn.gif
1237beans cool
1238Karnov Badass Russian who can store ladders in his rear end. Also: "BALLOOOOOOON!"
1239Gary_Oak http://www.geekstir.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/gary-oak-632x483.jpg
1240Cammin The proper pronunciation of Cameron's name for two year olds.
1241June_1st It's Crazy_Bastard and InvaderDim's birthday!
1242July_1st It's Canada's birthday!
1243July_31st Lem's birthday!
1244April_22nd Arlock's Birthday!
1245pwease Just don't
1246Christopher_Lloyd o/` I was frozen today! o/`
1247Avatar It's Pocahontas in space with mecha and wyverns, and blue cat people, lots and lots of blue cat people.
1248Toonstruck A highly underrated adventure PC game due to poor advertising, starring Christopher Lloyd and a shitload of voices actors.
1249Highschool_of_the_Dead Fanservice and zombie killing, all in one package!
1250Umbrella 1) what Arlock41 yells in order to become the SpellCheck_Warrior 2) Evil corporation that wants to make zombies for some reason. 3) Destroys all the bats on the screen, but only if you have the dagger.
1251668 The Next-Door Neighbor of the Beast
1252Meatbread http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/article.php/20070909-MEATBREAD
1253people Dumb, panicky dangerous animals.
1254pronoun A noun that gets paid to play.
1255Bella Lem's cat. She pisses on his things. But she's adorable.
1256pants_maggots <aika>	I can go forever without anyone showing any interest but as soon as I get a guy suddenly I have three others coming out of the woodwork trying to get in my pants
1257doctor Lem claims to be one
1258HAWKWARD http://imgbit.com/images/a7e02080631274834830.jpeg
1259RoboRoll http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-_XvOAF8zk
1260Three_Pump_Chump Anor...he admits it
1261Alas Cam has not
1262ASDF A combination of sudden frustration, followed by rapid acceptance
1263FF =66
1264Hooters Some go for the tits, Lem goes for the wings
1265BUBBLES http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i-zYdOPG2k
1266Toonie The little metal polar bear pictures Canadians carry in their pockets. Worth two loons
1267Luigi Nintendo's biggest star.
1268Sonic Man, what happened to you?
1269Tails The poster boy for Rule 34
1270Sonichu Don't ask
1271Mikey GOD DAMMIT, MIKEY!
1272Sharktopus Nothing can stop it. Nothing.
1273Weegee I would not trust him with my children
1274TVXQ Also known as DBSK. That korean pop group that aika is all in love with. Has members that actually look somewhat like actual men.
1275kpop Korean pop music. Aika is in love with this shit. What's wrong with her?
1276Zuul There is no definition ONLY ZUUL!
1277AtmanRyu Randomly uttering single syllable words since 1998
1278dragon Fuck you, you're not one!
1279TheThunderThief Sickcunt.
1280IWTSACAISRSDGYPIAT I went to smoke a cigarette and I shall return shortly dont get your panties in a twist.
1281ToG's_Xbox http://tinyurl.com/2fhfcsd
1282DBSK Also known as TVXQ. Korean pop group that aika is all in love with. DBSK comes from their Korean name, Dong Bang Shin Ki, which means "rising gods of the east."
1283Korean DONG DONG DONG
1284Oregon_Trail http://www.virtualapple.org/oregontraildisk.html ...score to beat, from FigNewton: http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz230/Flibberty_Boo/LeFrench.png
1285Agatha_Christie If it isn't Poirot or Marple you can sum it up with "Weren't nobody be goin' nowhere... the bridge is washed out"
1286JonSnow "i simply give opinion if you disagree it is a free nation" UPDATE: "the snow has melted"
1287Goodbye The snow has melted.
1288Pit-Pat The magical, pansexual, non-threatening spokesthing.
1289Doctor_Who Listen girl to what I say, about the man from Gallifrey. He can show you the planets, he can show you the stars, he can love you more because he's got two hearts!
1290#incest #Sydlexia's bitch. And possibly its sister, too
1291Team_Nekokan They kinda suck at Mega Man but kick ass at writing songs about it!
1292cork_me She could cork for /hours/.
1293:( rhymes with Sublime
1294Klimb Short for Klimbatize, moron
1295Jessica aika's best friend. Not much of a gamer, but she's learning. Occasionally lurks over aika's shoulder and watches the chat. She likes Fig. Go figure.
1296Pictionary http://www.isketch.net/isketch.shtml
1297Op The "mods" of the chat. Syd, GPFontaine, Hawk, Vald, Douche, UsaSatsui, Rycona, FigNewton, and Fernin are the #sydlexia ops. Bug them with your problems.
1298Plankton 1% Evil, 99% Hot gas
1299Vyvance Crazy_Bastard's crazy pills. They're the reason he neither sleeps nor eats, and isn't lazy/hyper all the time!
1300Altavista Yeah, like people still use THAT.
1301Friends_of_TARDIS: Chivesy, Beezer, Stray, Mr_Marbles, Potatoman, STAF, and Sapphire_Rose, screw with them at your own risk...
1302Money_Making_Game The bane of your existence.
1303Wizards Melee classes gain power as they level up at a linear rate. Magic users gain power as they level up quadratically
1304Gary_Fucking_Oak There are 8 badges to earn in Kanto... He's got ten of them http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/6/65/Gary's_badges.png
1305Two_Dead_Boys http://www.writesomething.net/post/1598437/
1306Siege_Tank http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/halolz-dot-com-starcraft-siegetankrush.gif
1307CanYouRunIt? http://cyri.systemrequirementslab.com/CYRI/
1308Jawn its whats up
1309Wayne_Brady White people like him because he makes Bryant Gumble look like Malcolm X
1310Example Words go here
1311San_Diego a whale's vagina
1312nihlism .
1313Romantic_Rights The best song to dance to, like, ever. If you disagree, death becomes you.
1314Expect_Us http://www.05-19-13.com/
1315awesine FigNewton
1316Fix_it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYc05gZFly0
1317GIFT http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/03/19/
1318everything We're working on it.
1319Rambo If you watch it backwards, it's the tale of John Rambo healing people with his magic bullet vacuum
1320Scar His teeth and ambitions are bared. So be prepared.
1321Jeremy_Irons "We need a villain with an awesome voice, and Alan Rickman is busy! Call Jeremy Irons!"
1322Alan_Rickman "We need a villain with an awesome voice! Call Alan Rickman!"
1323Snape killed Dumbledore.
1324Dumbledore Was killed by Snape
1325Tali the definition of adorable. Give to Lem now.
1326moon That big round grey thing in the sky. Bunnies live on it, making rice cakes all day.
1327Educational_Television OH NO!
1328Tentacle_Rape Tako does not condone this sort of activity whatsoever (Because we need a subversion one in awhile)
1329chikan Those creepy Japanese guys that grope schoolgirls on the trains. The reason why there are now Women Only train cars in Japan.
1330hentai Meaning "perverted," it's the word used to talk about porn and naughty things in Japan. Porn is "hentai," and people who watch it can be "hentai" too.
1331etchi aika's preferred spelling of 'ecchi.'
1332ecchi Japanese butchering of the pronounciation of the letter 'h'. Means naughty, dirty, possibly porn-related stuff. Why the letter 'h'? Please refer to 'hentai.'
1333enjo_kosai "Compensated dating." A phenomenon in Japan where schoolgirls date much older 'sugar daddies' who buy them outlandish jewelry, designer clothing, etc in exchange for "dates,". May or may not involve sex. Also, it's totally not schoolgirl prostitution.
1334otaku Actually means "house," and is an insulting term in Japan. Carries the connotation that one is so obsessed with their chosen fandom that they don't even leave their house to interact with other people.
1335hikikomori literally "pulling away" or "being confined," but now means something closer to "acute social withdrawl." A phenomenon in Japan where people withdraw from society and spend their days locked away in their homes, interacting with very few people, and, in extreme cases, none at all.
1336kotchi Japanese for "over here," "this side," but slang for "straight." Ex: Lem, omae, kotchi na no? ("Lem, are you straight?")
1337atchi Japanese for "over there," "that side," but slang for "gay." Ex: Lem wa atchi kana... ("I think Lem's gay...")
1338yaoi Thought be an acronym from the phrase "yama nashi, ochi nashi, imi nashi" ("no climax, no point, no meaning"). Most commonly used to refer to hardcore guy-on-guy sex. Also humorously said to come from the phrase "yamete, oshiri ga itai!" ("Stop it, my ass hurts!").
1339yuri The girl-on-girl version of yaoi.
1340eroge "Erotic game" You know exactly what it is. Don't play dumb.
1341Crap What comes out of people's mouths all the time
1342Spectate Preng knows what it means.
1343CptRainbowFlannel http://tinyurl.com/232wnsk
1344Sony They own you. Whether you know it or not.
1345Mythbusters A show devoted to blowing shit up disguised as education.
13465:45 TOO FUCKING EARLY
1347Flirt aika, duh
1348Defrem If you use this command, you must add something better in its place
1349Eclipse A shitty book and even worse movie. Makes aika physically angry when mentioned.
1350Twilight Titanic - Boat + Vampires. Also, written by someone who admits that she never heard anything about vampires before. Makes aika physically angry when mentioned.
1351D Half vampire, half human. Star of Vampire Hunter D. Who do you think his daddy is?
1352Vampire_Hunter_D Awesome series of novels by Hideyuki Kikuchi, with artwork by Yoshitaka Amano. Yes, /that/ Yoshitaka Amano. Great mix of fantasy and sci-fi. Why aren't you reading it?
1353ronin Used to be some kind of samurai word or something, but now refers to high school graduates who have failed their college entrance exam, and must now wait around for a year before they can take it again. The main dude in Love Hina is a ronin, if aika's memory serves.
1354Angel_Sanctuary A legendary 20-volume manga series about a brother who wants to bone his sister. There's other plot with angels and demons and resurrection and shit, but who cares?
1355Arakune I as n c a m n!
1356Sherman_Alexie "You read a book for the story, for each of its words," Gordy said, "and you draw your cartoons for the story, for each of the words and images. And, yeah, you need to take that seriously, but you should also read and draw because really good books and cartoons give you a boner."
1357pre-birth Kinda cramped.
1358forum_activity NOT ON MY WATCH!
1359Meds Dim's got em
1360Hayle Friend of TARDIS, has the emotional radar of a damp paper sack. May demonic monkeys gut him in hell for eternity
1361Infiltrator Infiltrator... It gives you cancer while you scrape your eyes out with a rusty dull spoon
1362Fire_Emblem http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI2PzJnUPpw
1363EarlGrey GURLFRIEND! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFE9xrdoiPQ
136413 <Klimbatize> wait, how old are you when you're 13?
1365aikapyon Like the regular aika, but cuter and more giggly.
1366happy_ending [20:44] <Tako_ReallyFwordinghappy "You say you give all the girls happy endings? Well of course you did. All short stories have them"
1367Definitions <Klimbatize> I say any time any of us say anything that gets a 'lol'...we make a def out of it...let's see how many Lexy can handle!
1368Sada When I'm feeling miserable, there's nothing like a cool, refereshing Sada to compliment my crushing agony!
1369Denny STOP GANGING UP ON ME!!
1370Relius_Clover Let's see, Blond hair, Eye covering opera mask, Wields a red puppet that's 3 times better then Carl's purple puppet. That sound kinda simmilar to someone.......
1371Carl_Clover He's not good with the ladies because he always gives them the CLAP! (Cue laughter from inside joke)
1372Organ The thing that FigNewton plays with in the shower.
1373Scout Ya listening? Ok, grass grows, birds fly, Sun shines, and brotha, I hurt people! I'm a force a nature! If you were from where I was from, you'd be f(bleep)in' dead!
1374Buzzed27 He's adipting to the Sydlexian way of life quite well.
1375azing Lem is it
1376fap <Klimbatize> I'm so good looking naked I fap to myself
1377August_20th aika's birthday!
1378December_25th Jesus' birthday!
1379May_4th Tako's birthday Try to remember it for him will ya?
1380March_13th Not Cam's birthday!
1381kancho A game Japanese schoolchildren play where they try to ram their index fingers up your ass. Both girls and boys play this. It is totally normal.
1382Zoolander Basically The Bourne Identity if Jason Bourne had an eating disorder/was incredibly stupid
1383Living_the_Dream Singing Muppet songs in a bathrobe at noon on a Friday
1384Warlock_Punch AHHHHHHHHHHHAUGHHHHH!
1385religions Hack is them.
1386Oh_god Oh man!
1387Mass_Effect Lem's favorite game. SHEPARD PUNCH!
1388hamser It gives Tako the short end of the stick.
1389Minsc Ranger of Baldur's Gate fame, looks vaguely like Kratos if you replace the red with purple and add an obsession with his miniature giant space hamster Boo. In game quote "Minsc will lead with blade and boot! Boo will take care of the details."
1390sadness The emotion everyone experiences when they realize they've just received a PM from Hack.
1391because fuck you, that's why!
1392Wnedus According to Lem, it's better than tco blel
1393teehee Dim's patented giggle. Nobody else can use it
1394Aika's_Penis Error: Anatomy not found.
1395BC Before Cam
1396AD After Dim
1397Penguin "And he's been drinking? Wait a minute, penguins can't fly! PENGUINS CAN'T FLY!"
1398Speed_Reading http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaKxRN2LdEI&feature=related
1399wizard http://www.bash.org/?104383
1400Obama <+Klimbatize> he has uke written all over him
1401Sudoku Fun number puzzle thing. The Japanese translates as "number poison," literally.
1402Germany Fick Ja!!!
1403Metroid The original headcrab
1404Nelson Ha ha!
1405The_Missing_Kids A band Lem works for. Check them out! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGmGLv3uzjE&feature=related
1406Eminem "I solemnly swear to treat this roof like my daughters and raise it"
1407Calgary < Edmonton. Also, has the best team in NHL '06
1408Peen Aika does not require it
1409Labyrinth You remind me of the babe? What babe? The babe with the power. What power? The power of Voodoo.
1410booby http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8f/Blue-footed_Booby_%28Sula_nebouxii%29_-one_leg_raised.jpg
1411Legs Waaaaaaay better than boobs
1412tit http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/05/Lophophanes_cristatus_Luc_Viatour_4.jpg
1413Coyote It totally rhymes with "My boot"
1414It's Always means "it is". Always. ...Unless it means "it has".
1415it Better than flying
1416Scrappy "Scrappy does have his fans as well[who?][citation needed]."
1417Chicken_Pope <''[+)
1418Dial-up Cam's slow, clingy, and abusive ex, /graciously/ picked up by Buzz.
1419Aggron http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/6610/aggrons.jpg 794 pounds of brickshitting amazement
1420Pikachu Pika pika!
1421awkward That one special lengthy silence we all try desperately to avoid.
1422Titanic http://www.motmplus.com/portal/images/products/titanic-slide.jpg Too soon?
1423dictionary Tako should use it more
1424lungwing CAM CANNOT GAZE UPON IT
1425Sad Cam's favorite verb
1426scene these are the emo kids that're pussies and everyone hates
1427Culinary_Abortion See Awesome_Pizza
1428rabbits They digest twice. They poop out the food they ate and then eat the poop.
1429Fruit_Punch Greatest of all soft drinks
1430Soft_Drink Doesn't include Fruit Punch
1431Omegle <Lem> WHY DOES NO ONE ON OMEGLE EXCEPT THE GIRLS WEAR SHIRTS
1432Vernon Has to be the male equivalent of Bertha
1433thwack the sound a shovel makes
1434redneck http://bash.org/?892785
1435Banding (at a Prerelease tournament) "Any questions?" "How does Banding work?" "I swear if Banding's in this set I will destroy Wizards of the Coast"
1436Legit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6cTbaBApM4&NR=1
1437Drew_Linky Uh.
1438awav The state of conciousness Aika enters when she sleeps.
1439Holy_Orders BE JUST OR BE DEAD!
1440Fig_Thinks_You're gopcjheren
1441Hoe http://www.southernobserver.com/images/hoe.jpg not to be confused with ho
1442Yoshis_Island A game with this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COZFtqciZkw theme music is almost therapeutic
1443Fuck_Yes Much better than the owner of a broken heart
1444Cum_Dodger Pepsi's second job
1445Gay_Marriage <ThePope> I totally support gay marriage.
1446cuddling The best thing in the whole fucking world.
1447Hack's to-do list Get all the albums made by white stripes, learn D&D, listen to "Come As You Are", "About a Girl", "Where Did You Sleep Last Night", "Aneurysm", and "Floyd the Barber", buy a suit, and stop being a tool.
1448clear /clear: For when you really didn't need to see that.
1449pickles Nekky makes the best ones. Seriously, try one. Authentic Polish pickles, not the pussified stuff you get in America.
1450Bear_Grylls The manliest man ever, from second season onward.
1451scray Klimbatize thinks shootouts are this.
1452walk Hacker enjoys these. Proper capitalization is WALK.
1453#awkward Lem's old channel. Defeat the evil of ChanServ and it's yours!
1454McGangbang The worst ideas of all fast food. McChicken + McDouble
1455#aika Heh, we're in aika
1456Utah Where fun goes to die!
1457Nevada Don't lie, you're here for the whores
1458Truffles They're fucking classy
1459eatpork He was right. We are a bunch of tools. Pathetic.
1460SydLexia_Erotica <Thunderhorse> I'll help, but only if I can write about guy on guy action. It's what I'm good at.
1461Thunderhorse <Thunderhorse> I'll help, but only if I can write about guy on guy action. It's what I'm good at.
1462Usagi Japanese for rabbit.
1463Satsui Japanese for "murderous intent". Also what a certain bunny prefers to be called, but nobody ever cares.
1464Herpetology http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herpetology it's frogs and snakes and turtles you numbnuts...
1465Generation_Kill Lem's favorite book, about some psycho Marines. Read now.
1466Slayer_Professional He has killed Fernin, UsaSatsui, GregtheWhite, Lottel and Vald with a trout... he is win
1467rating http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f167/LC_Lapen/1281065806327.jpg
1468Brock He wanted to breed Pokemon before it was even a mechanic in the games... That says enough of his character
1469Denver Come get smoked up a mile higher
1470Wrex Shepard
1471Shepard Wrex
1472impexstion aika makes a bad first one drunk
1473gnoe it's what you call a deformed, run-over garden gnome
1474durnk Aika's (and most recently, Lem's) state of mind that provides difficulty in typing.
1475didddnt Lem is drunk.
1476squeaazls Aika's favorite pastime!
1477allkeephawl Aika's beverage of choice.
1478hooker What Lem can't get. He can't get hoockers, either.
1479Smashing_Pumpkins Cam and Klimbatize's favorite band. If you dislike them, Klimb respectfully disagrees with your assessment. Cam just thinks you're the devil.
1480fern <@aika> i thoughtt hese was immortal and ageness
1481amazom <Lottel> I think I am borhtned people!
1482Bugs_Bunny You can stop inquiring. He's a hare.
1483adorbs You guys are /all/ adorbs!
1484Lyre Implements used to hold up music flip folders, And are mainly used by marching bands at football games to play popular tunes such as "Eye of The Tiger"
1485float Ice cream in coke. Preferably vanilla ice cream in cherry coke.
1486Wing_night The best night of the week!
1487Treble_Clef <Crazy_Bastard> See, when me and this one chick started, We were in treble clef. Pretty soon, I got her up to soprano clef.
1488Awesome_Sandwich Taken, before Nekky gets to it
1489Direction Say it in pig latin. Best holiday ever?
1490Blargg TARDIS' favorite enemy in SMW looks like this http://www.smwiki.net/images/5/5a/Blargg.png
1491Fernin_Smile It looks something like this: :{)~ And here's the proof: http://history.sydlexia.com/images/5/57/Fernin2.jpg
1492JohnnyDepp :{|~
1493Illinois_Nazis "I hate Illinois Nazis"-"Joliet" Jake blues
1494jackanape One of Lem's stranger insults, he enjoys confusing people with it
1495Seme In Lem's dreams.
1496Chaotic_Evil http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/chaotic-evil.jpg
1497Nethack All the addictiveness of an MMORPG without the other players. http://www.thegreatestgameyouwilleverplay.com/
1498Thong <Mr_Scott> Man my G string is getting too loose.
1499Guilty_Gear Fighting game series with kickass music.
1500Cam_Dance Diagram: http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz230/Flibberty_Boo/TheCam.png Best performed to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LF2U2nqk-k
1501Sinistar http://onastick.net/drew/sinistar/
1502boner_dance That lil dance that u used to do in high school, ya know, when ya had a boner?
1503DUNDUNDUNDUN THAT'S THE SOUND OF MY FUCKING GUN
1504Jason_Newstead Ex Metallica bassist...or Ross' clone? DUN DUN DUNNNN
1505Hetalia A manga/anime series which simplifies world conflicts as abussive gay relationships
1506hardcore If you choose to create and play a Hardcore forumer, you do so at your own risk. Sydlexia is not responsible for the death and loss of your hardcore forumers for any reason including Internet lag, bugs, Acts of God, your little sister, or any other reason whatsoever. Sydlexia will not, and does not have the capability to, restore any deceased Hardcore forumers. Don't even ask. La-la-la-la-la, we can't hear you... 
1507forumer In general, someone who visits the Sydlexia.com forums (in other words all of us). Specifically, someone in the chat room who couldn't figure the "enter your name" part of GPF's webclient thing.
1508Dick_In_A_Box Lem: It's gotta be stored /somewhere/
1509cake There is no more time, even for cake. For you the cake is over. You have reached the end of cake.
1510Kinshinsoukan Japanese for "incest." Do not ask why aika knows this.
1511Idaho Yes, we've heard the joke. Shut up.
1512Indiana No discernable qualities since 1816
1513Holy Holy pop culture reference, Batman!
1514Totino's <@UsaSatsui> Fuck you and your carboard tasteless frozen dick pizza.
1515omo Short for "omona," the Korean equivalent of "oh no". aika uses it.
1516whiskey Drink to briskly whisk your cerebral cortex
1517Your_own_apartment The solution to all your problems with your parents! Sure, you have a whole new set of problems, but you can walk around the house naked.
1518Swing A dancing style in which you get to dip and throw the girl around in the air. Incredibly sexy and fun. Dropping a girl is punishable by extreme ridicule. Crazy_Bastard demonstrating: http://tinyurl.com/2ex4vxe
1519aikakon The ill, sickly, feverish aika.
1520Bowties are /cool/
1521shota Loli with boys.
1522Loli You better mean "lollipop", you sick fuck.
1523Friendzone http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/100708.jpg
1524NSFH http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=221
1525magnets Do not ask ICP how they work.
1526Soylent_Green It's PEOPLE!
1527fuck_off http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Smilies/emot-fuckoff.gif
1528Musicians http://i18.tinypic.com/2im5jyd.jpg
1529Austria fick ja :(
1530asshole http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl2NKZtl07c
1531Miranda Sexiest thing on the 360, Dim is so hitting it
1532Afternoon_Dimlight Skyrockets in flight
1533Bonner What the deuce is a "Bonner"?
1534skanking http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLPvbvnwETc&feature=related
1535Prefight_Donut An ancient ninja tradition
1536IOU Illinois Occidental University (IOU)
1537Rake Sydlexia's Beard and Bong expert
1538pot Makes everyone funkypants
1539Will_Penis Penis, now in future tense!
1540analrapist Are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first ANALRAPIST!
1541Africa The map they broke out when they -really- didn't want the kid to win the trip to anywhere in North America.
1542Sad_Violin http://sadviolin.com/
1543Alignment Figure it out: http://www.geekosystem.com/best-alignment-charts/
1544Nebraska Aika will never be content with any definition anyone puts here.
1545Stephen_Colbert JACKANAPE!
1546Top_Man Lem's best friend. DOHOHO
1547Hard_Knuckle Essential for when you want to use your fist.
1548Needle_Cannon Essential for when you want to dispose of your used needles
1549Englsih The official language of Konami
1550NationStates http://www.nationstates.net
1551Winners They don't use drugs. Sincerely, William S. Sessions, Director, FBI.
1552Cam's_Bizarre_Biscuits The big, fluffy kind of biscuits with ham cubes, cottage cheese, shredded cheddar cheese, and honey mustard inside.
1553Warlight http://warlight.net
1554Aaron_Barret Sideburns.
1555Sean_Bean Unfortunately typecast as the British dick that makes life hard for the protagonist
1556ITF Inferno-Tempest-Fireball, TARDIS' favorite combo in Dragon Age, when it absolutely positively has to be dead right now
1557Patrick_Stewart He was Jean-Luc Picard, Professor X, Emperor Uriel Septim and a badass knight in Castlevania, he is win
1558Mans_Prayer I am a man, but I can change, if I have to... I guess
15594Red_3Green 1It taught us that Canada's totally badass, and any problem in life can be solved with duct tape
1560red aika's favorite color ever ever ever!
156112 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZshZp-cxKg
1562Captain_Smollett "He's got demons?! COOOOOOOOOOL!"
1563screwed http://oi56.tinypic.com/2gvqzqp.jpg
1564Nekkys_jokes Usually horrible.
1565Bass_Clef TARDIS' Clef of choice. Crazy_Bastard's least favorite clef.
1566Garrus You're gay for Garrus, because he is the turian Batman. No exceptions.
1567Double_Rainbow Some kinda phenomenon that has this song that TARDIS is a little obsessed with http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX0D4oZwCsA
1568Joey Don't ever give him your phone number or he'll keep calling you about his Rattata. You know it's in the top percentage of all Rattata
1569^_^ Crazy_Bastard's happy face!
1570Easy to be milk
1571Starchlid Fig made a big, dumb typo when he tried to type "StarChild". So, knowing him, he decided to keep it as a fuck up because "StarchLid" sounds good, too. He's had it for most of September 2010, running through October. Who knows how long it will last.
1572Oasis They sound great tonight
1573babby Formed by way instain mother, who kill their babbies
1574Bird It's the word: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZThquH5t0ow
1575ANUS http://www.anus.com/etc/
1576leprositic A sign that Cam should go to bed
1577published If Lem says he is, he's really drunk. Lower expectations.
1578Squall See: Apathy
1579HeadOn Apply directly to the forehead, apply directly to the forehead, apply directly to the forehead!
1580D_Christ TARDIS' rapper alter ego, created by the high school drumline
1581Skype SUPPOSEDLY for friends to video chat. Fucking liars.
1582snark Either a tiny explosive in HalfLife: OpFor or Lem's standard method of communication. Whichever it is, it's fun.
1583Einhorn She's a man.
1584Iowa Just keep driving, it's like Diet Nebraska
1585Rhode_Island We made them a state out of pity
1586Lem_is_Drunk In other news, the sun came up this morning
1587cokda Lem's favorite beverage. Also somewhat similar to Lem's favorite food. WINK!
1588lindajones429 She is STRAIT - MARRIED - CHRISTIAN AND DO NOT ASSOCIATE WITH PEOPLE WHO CHEAT IN A FREE GAME. Spends her time hunting the cheater "kewlresol"
1589Chess http://games.yahoo.com/games/ante?room=yahoo_1044406388&prof_id=chat_pf_1&nosignedcab=yes
1590Like-Like Eats your magic shield. The fucker.
1591Snor Dim definitely does not like it.
1592Fig He weighs ten stone ten, and is one hundred and seventy-seven centimetres tall
1593Happy_Feet "Y'know on the show that wasn't funny..." "But on a record it doesn't even make sense!"
1594Ass_Man Crazy_Bastard may not be an ass man, but Lem sure as hell is.
1595Lava DANGER: Do not drink!
1596wuestion ToGdor's preferred topic when thinking.
1597Gay_Porn_Off http://www.explicitview.com/getfile.php?file_id=24202&file_key=poge6
1598BasicStrategy Black Jack Basic Strategy for Lexiabot http://casinogambling.about.com/library/blbjsingle.htm
1599HMG Hot Mexican Girl, Lem's friend at school. Is often late.
1600cherries Probably afk.
1601Doddsino "He screwed 37 girls!" "In a row?"
1602Vanilla_Ice He's hardcore now http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvtDiPt6s24
1603gay http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/sugarwiki.jpg
1604always I wanna be with you, and make believe with you, and live in harmony, harmony oh love!
1605bukkake Comes from the completely innocent word "bukkakeru" which means "to splash [some liquid] on [someone's] face." Like most things in Japan, it became porn.
1606truth You can't handle it
1607Scrabble http://games.yahoo.com/games/ante?room=literati_b&prof_id=chat_pf_1&nosignedcab=yes
1608@!#$ Hey! Watch your language!
1609World_of_Warcraft More like World of WarCRACK amirite?
1610mmg Talk about a sucker's game.
1611Murloc Aaaaaughibbrgubugbugrguburgle!
1612Kung_Fu A good game for when you just need a hug. Or you want to punch guys in the balls.
1613Theater It's Theatre you fool!
1614Random  You found the secret random definition!
1615Evidence http://goo.gl/IKFs3
1616Alas! Cam does not
1617Cleric <CamWin> Can I be the cleric? I /demand/ to be the cleric. With stealthy thief skills. Except I've never stolen anything. Or really done anything illegal. But STILL.
1618Clue Quite possibly aika's most favorite movie ever. "Have you ever given any thought to the kingdom of Heaven?" "Whaaaaat?"
1619hraka Rabbit-speak for "shit". It's from a kid's book. Seriously.
1620frog A french rabbit.
1621homesick How Crazy_Bastard usually feels when he's around his parent's house: sick of being at home.
1622Tripp Crazy_Bastard's real-life nickname. NOT Sarah Palin's son. Also a brand of semi-gothy clothing.
1623Snot If a food has this consistency, Fig enjoys it
1624Palindrome I man, am regal, a German am I.
1625Rabbit I think you mean bunny.
1626Female n. Aika.
1627minecraft Crack for the new decade. Want the Creative server? Try here: http://goo.gl/4XpoK
1628Japanese full of great stuff like kotchi, atchi, kinshinsoukan, enjo kousai, hentai, etchi, and so much more! aika studies it.
1629spaces The bot doesn't recognize spaces in most commands. Use an underscore instead.
1630Klimbwich Penis.
1631WhatCharGetsAtSubwayEveryTime A cold cut combo on wheat with onions, green peppers, and honey mustard.
1632InuYasha I'm a half-demon, you're a human, I think I love you but I'm not sure, hoodoodoodoobullshit.
1633Existentialim A branch of philosophy dealing with the purpose of existence.
1634gayest http://www.menagea3.net/d/20080517.html (NSFW)
1635Fanfiction <Mr_Scott> Do you know how big Syd is? I need to know for my fanfic.
1636Ferninomics AKAFred's points go the way of Goldman Sachs and Lehman Brothers in a way that would make Ronald Reagan proud
1637AKAFred Kind of a dick.
1638Norton <UsaSatsui> Remember, before you go surfing with strangers, wear a Norton.
1639Deathly_Hallows http://dl.dropbox.com/u/465476/The_deathly_hallows.pdf
16406Purple It's Fig's favourite colour!
164112Blue MrSatire's favorite color!
1642Absurdism Looking for meaning in life is absurd and useless, because in the end, you'll just fail.
1643rakutenteki "Optimistic." Literally, the kanji reads as "fun, heavenly-like"
1644hikanteki "Pessimistic." Literally, the kanji reads as "sad outlook-like"
1645kuuki_yome Literally "read the air." Used to refer to people who absolutely fail at grasping the atmosphere of a conversation, and either drag it on when others want to end it, or derail it by talking about nonsensical things. These socially-inept people are often told to "kuuki yome!" In a hilarious twist, Japanese youth, in an attempt to be cool and hip, have taken to abbreviating the phrase as KY.
1646doko koko!
1647koko_doko The fuck if I know.
1648in_the_closet "Dude was so far in the closet he was finding Christmas presents!"
1649Guest35831 Lexiabot9000's secret alter ego.
1650furniture_porn http://www.furnitureporn.com/furnporn1.html
1651afrikaans [2010-12-04 22:30:21] Laika: Afrikaans: "Jou mammie naai vir bakstene om jou sissie se hoerhuis te bou Vieslik!" your mother engages in prostitution in order to raise funds for the building materials necessary to construct a brothel from which your sister will operate.
1652Snugglebunnies The 14-letter S-word.
1653hodorhodor Denizen of #Math and friend of CB! He solved the Mystery Puzzle!
1654Avatard someone who frequently changes their name and/or avatar on the forums.
1655C-3PO http://www.snopes.com/movies/info/c-3po.htm
1656Checkers http://games.yahoo.com/games/ante?room=checkers_p&prof_id=chat_pf_1&nosignedcab=yes
1657wikileaks http://www.ding.net/wikileaks/234867.txt
1658Fail http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCUF9zkENug
1659Arlock41: Naunie, The Flamboyent Flamingo, He hates you and your mother, Some might know him as The Amazeing Arlock
1660pineapple The fruit from Hawaiiiiii!
1661Plinko Also a sucker's game, evidently.
1662Firestick_Thingies ...torches.
1663Rules Define command rules: 1) You have control of your own definition. 2) If you remove something, you must replace it with something better. 3) Don't get retarded with define wars.
1664Satwich Two pieces of bread. That's all. Maybe with some cheese.
1665porpeller Hack spins them
1666Keyboeard It takes some getting used to.
1667Vicodin Hydrocodone-Acetaminophen 5-500 mg. Makes bad feelings go away. Nectar of the gods. Endorsed by Dr. House.
1668Andwich This sandwich is a triple stacker. Start with white bread of your choice, preferably something on the more substantial side. First make a regular peanut butter and jelly sandwich with your choice of jelly (raspberry is ideal), also a thin layer of honey. Then on top of that sandwich put another layer of peanut butter and a layer of sliced banana, last slice of bread on top! boom!
1669Super_Move Fist Hose
1670Druice FigNewton's beverage of choice, preferably orange and with pulp.
1671penisiest Penis, now in the superlative form!
1672Gurren_Lagann Just who the hell do you think I am?!
1673Lemism And weird thing spoken by Lem, almost always relates to his penis
1674KGB This is KGB, we do the !defining around here.
1675Lawful_Stupid "How dare you jaywalk! Taste steel, fiend!"
1676pumpkin What pumpkin?
1677Ragequit When you just get annoyed and shut a game off for a bit, that's just quitting. When you start screaming FUCK and the like at your screen and throw something, that's a ragequit. Almost therapeutic
1678phill Tako's cat. It's about time he got some pussy anyways.
1679Xmas_Cash_Drain_Monster http://dl.dropbox.com/u/11282551/XmasMDM.png It's MrSatire's gift to FigNewton!
1680boobs ewww boobs no
1681Biased "Biased? Last time I checked I only had one ass."
1682Backgammon http://games.yahoo.com/games/ante?room=backgammon_g&prof_id=chat_pf_1&nosignedcab=yes
1683Blogpoly http://www.playok.com/en/blogpoly/
1684Creeper "That's a nice everything you've got there..... Shame if something were to happen to it..."
1685Mother_3 The amazing sequel to Earthbound. Fuck Nintendo from not localizing it, grab the translation patch: http://mother3.fobby.net/
1686Survival_Arts <@FigNewton> Survival Arts will always be the greatest fighting game of all time.
1687Daftatt He's just Daftatt
1688specail Lem's favorite type of brownie.
1689dum-dum http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dum-dum
1690Dum-Dum-Girl http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMy4CceeBgA
1691Dum-Dum-Boy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ioRWlG9PBQ
1692balls BALLS
1693Santa_Claus Thu:23[9:16:30pm] <Santa_Claus> Yes, Weezer is one of the worst stories ever. They were so good in the 1990s but have since phoned it in on their last couple of records.
1694Arizona http://www.balloon-juice.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/CRAYOLA-ARIZONA.jpg
1695!commands When you use a command word inside of another command, the command you're trying to use simply won't work.
1696Lem's_Quote_Wall http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=LowEndLem#Lem.27s_Quote_Wall Read at own risk, incredibly offensive
1697Uranus Real mature Bradley!
1698torrents Lexy hates them!
1699Klim_Job The act of licking one's own asshole.
1700challenge http://i.imgur.com/HTlWg.png
1701Sexiest See the bastard in the pink shirt: http://goo.gl/PsEUZ
1702fear http://media.trafficjunky.net/ads/000/100/118/image100118.jpg (NSFW)
1703Rolyot He has his panties in a twist! :O
1704phone Lem: "How do you, like, make the phone not go?"
1705heh MrSatire's lesser laugh.
1706moodmusic Fuck that douchecanoe!
1707SadVac MrSatire's somewhat useless vacuum transformation.
1708GTW Grandma's Tickling Waldo. Definately NOT Gregthewhite!
1709RainyMood http://www.rainymood.com/
1710Ma-Ti "The coolest part of Ma-TiÂ’s gifts was that he could communicate telepathically with animals. Essentially heÂ’s just a glorified Dr. Doolittle who can persuade you to go green."
1711Mario_Kart Makes one hell of a sobriety test.
1712Boob_Man Dim and Crazy_Bastard all the way.
1713(8^|) <~~~~~ Fig
1714boy Everyone but everyone that is a girl
1715Gendowned http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PALxktAMw3I
1716Unblockable http://www.sydlexia.com/blogstuff/unblockableporn2.jpg
1717LEAVE! http://sydlexia.com/imagesandstuff/grapes/bank.png
1718Dorfganon He's Ganon.
1719Weird_Bra http://www.rpgamer.com/games/startropics/startropics/fanart/red_startropics.jpg
1720hvsc 39626 .sid files and counting! www.hvsc.de
1721Cunt , Stephen Harper is a
1722Cthulhu Totally crashed the Desert Bus in 2010.
1723#math hodorhodor hails from math! Crazy_Bastard likes it there, too.
1724AsoBrain Did you know Discovery is the 3th most popular ranking map?
1725Super_Mario_Zero Not Sure's awesome SMB hack. http://dl.dropbox.com/u/5021384/Super%20Mario%20Zero.nes
1726Scotch_Whiskey http://i45.tinypic.com/28klz77.jpg
1727AntiSemite Take a look at Klimbatize
1728diet should consist primarily of french bread and apples.
1729buffalo http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo
1730detumescence Definitely not bonerriffic.
1731Cottager Someone who lives in a cottage. AND NOTHING ELSE.
1732chiptune Nekky does them http://8bc.org/music/Nekkoru/
1733Giygas YOU CANNOT GRASP THE TRUE FORM OF GIYGAS' DEFINITION
1734incest is legal in Japan.
1735Jism http://img.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/auntmaysemen4az.jpg
1736Cheesecake "FUCK YES I FUCKING LOOOOVE MOTHERFUCKING CHEESECAKE I'M NOT EVEN JOKING HOLY FUUUUUUCCCCCK" - An unbiased review by Crazy_Bastard
1737Val's_Wacky_Equation Simple Version .... LOL You won't understand it
1738Cronoi <Klimbatize> It's Ion Orc backwards
1739Porkbean_army http://wallbase.net/wallpaper/34422
1740douchecanoe Bastard's trademark insult
1741Alice_in_Wonderland It's trippy shit: http://yooouuutuuube.com/v/?rows=20&cols=18&id=jt7AF2RCMhg&fmt=37&startZoom=1
1742Dolosus Latin for "Douchenozzle". See also: Hacker
1743Brawndo Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes!
1744Four Too many bassists to have on one internet forum
1745Five Too many bassists to have on one internet forum
1746Helium The second element in the periodic table. Formed when Fig and Bastard dance around aika.
174712:49 LowEndLem's record for beating off
1748The_Mad_Doctor A bit of a wuss when you consider that Mickey Mouse can take him out with 8 marbles and a bop on the head
1749Splendiferrous (Splehn-DIF-er-us) - adj. - A half latinized portmanteau meaning "splendid iron." [ex. "How's that iron?" "Oh, it's SPLENDIFERROUS!" "Excellent! Send it straight to my lair."]
1750Army_Men They defend the hat of justice! http://history.sydlexia.com/images/a/a0/Army_Hat.jpg
1751WWAD? What Would aika Do?
1752gangbang 4 out of 5 approve!
1753Apathist When you just don't give a fuck about (non)religious beliefs!
1754dongs Penises, don't touch 'em
1755Tennis Put on your shorts, unzip your racket, pull out your balls it's time to whack it yeah! Grab on the handle, give it a twist, take your best shot it's all in the wrist!
1756Grey It's a colour.
1757Gray It's a color.
1758yellow Looks way too happy.
1759inconceivable You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
1760Lusit A total asshole and all around pretty cool guy
1761GlaDOS She's not even angry, even though you broke her heart and killed her. And tore her to pieces. And threw every piece into a fire.
1762Shameless_Advertising See: Definition Fernin
1763Flapper the original punk rocker
1764Bad_Dudes "President Ronnie has been kidnapped by the ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue Ronnie?"
1765Flesh_Out Crazy_Bastard and Aika for forum battle 2010!
1766Super_Nintendo http://sydlexia.com/blogstuff/snes_rules.png Syd got it right
1767Bishopk Crazy_Bastard's awesome friend. He is a god at The Beatles: Rock Band.
1768Elipse three dots at the end of a sentence. Not two, and most definitely not fucking four.
1769Pepperoni Nectar of the Pizza Gods.
1770Robo His music sounds suspiciously like Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up"
1771Flagella The non-fuck f word!
1772Water_Temple Shut the fuck up, it's not that hard.
1773CB's_EX FUCK YOU... Nah, We're cool.
1774no_one's_talking is also not an excuse for botspam
1775Union_Jack Organized labor tools for fixing a flat tire.
1776Chivesy chivesy has no definition
1777Flying_Fuck http://www.shedsimove.com/node/388
1778ermac_line A theoretical line that represents how much crap people on the forums or IRC will put up with from you. When you've crossed the line, you're acting like a real asshole and are likely to get banned.
1779Yakety_Sax Makes anything funny, including necrophilia. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
1780Kongtroversey http://themushroomkingdom.net/kongtroversy.shtml
1781Trademark alt+0153
1782Hoedown The IRC channel is really pretty nice/ Even Syd himself is known to show up once or twice/ You can come and hang out with the forum's favorite stars/ But if you say "adleast" the bot will ban your ass to Mars!
1783kefka420 and then whatever
1784Tic-Tac-Toe A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?
1785cunnilingus Yeah. Maybe if they gave some fellatio in return.
1786fellatio Give it or go to hell. And die. Bitch.
1787Defenestration The removal of one's Fenestre
1788Fred_Water https://www.lovefred.com/index.php
1789dontaskdonttell This room reminds me of this rule tonight...
1790Anubis QUAKE WITH FEAR!!!
1791erpillars The difference between cat and caterpillars.
1792Pink_Text 13It's clearly not sarcasm.
1793Tautology Tautology's definition is the definition of tautology.
1794Doh the bad guy from Arkanoid. Oh and Homer's catchphrase.
1795Disco it's dead Jim.
1796Porygon_Z Its programming was modified to enable it to travel through alien dimensions. Seems there might have been an error...
1797BSDM Blue Dragon Scale Mail, and nothing else.
1798Anamanaguchi The bestest chiptune band ever. Sample: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJ4CaHqR4XI
1799Drtylb8 Crazy_Bastard's Brother/Friend. Bass-playing swashbuckler.
1800Alliteration Example: Lordsathien writes reams and ribbons of rambunctious ramblings, reaching a righteous resonance which ruptures the Right and revitalizes reservations that really Ritalin relishes in its ruination of riveting racket. RAWR
1801PITCHERS THE PITCHERS, THEY ARE PRETTY!
1802ESRB http://gamovr.mx981.com/data/images/2010/12/page0435b.png
1803Australia FUCK YAH MATE
1804Australian_Sydlexians MrSatire, Rake, Cherries, and that TwoTigers guy
1805Austraila MrSatire's mispelling of Australia
1806Friction Respect it, lest you live in a crazy world like this: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/01/13/how-to-turn-off-the-friction-in-gta-iv/
1807Aikock aika + arlock = aikock
1808Phallus "A beautiful, chaste, and completely naive princess encounters a strange lump in her mattress. The lump soon morphs into a shape familiar to everyone but her, triggering her curiosity and her father's greatest fears. He frantically tries to intervene, but having a large phantom phallus in a curious maiden's bed is never a good combination." - The Princess and the Penis
1809TWEWY "Listen up, Phones! The world ends with you. If you want to enjoy life, expand your world. You gotta push your horizons out as far as they'll go."
1810The_Offspring Lem's and Vald's favorite band, mock them and find a fork in what was once your eye
18113-way KLIMBO DOES NOT LIKE
1812Camealot It's a porno about King Arthur having his way with the Knights of the Round. Starring CamWin!
1813The_Princess_&_the_Penis "A beautiful, chaste, and completely naive princess encounters a strange lump in her mattress."
1814Oral_Sex Klimbo enjoys it. Whether it's giving or recieving, we'll never know.
1815Keanu_Reeves He's immortal: http://www.keanuisimmortal.com/
1816Peach Error: Princess in another castle.
1817Masturbate http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/11/God-kills-kitten.jpg
1818Lama http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BawU87NjEgM/TJrC5ob1zdI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/tT1m-NHB-00/s1600-R/dalai_lama.jpg
1819Case_Sensitive The bot isn't. So stop trying different capitilzations to find that definition you can't find.
1820You're_A_Nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
1821Boatmurdered http://lparchive.org/Dwarf-Fortress-Boatmurdered/Introduction/
1822Miasma "Miasma is the purple blotch that shows up when corpses begin to rot. It makes your dwarves angry, which usually leads to hilarity."
1823Man_Candy See also: Crazy_Bastard
1824Palpatine http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2531/4090764732_d3cd1bb9c6.jpg
1825GPF2 He will be in our hearts. Forever and ever.
1826ASL Anal Sex Lesbians
1827Cigarette 7()¯¯¯¯)0¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯)14~~~
1828Recommend Crazy_Bastard spells it wrong all the time, thinking there are two C's for some reason
1829Faxanadu It's joshwoodzy's Holy Grail
1830BDSM Blue Dragon Scale Mail, and nothing else. Jesus loves it.
1831Candy_Man Sammy Davis, Jr.
1832Mario_Paint http://dl.dropbox.com/u/11282551/MarioOnYoshiAction.png SFW
1833Cam's_Favorite_Editors_Songs "Munich", "Eat Raw Meat = Blood Drool", "Papillon", "Distance", "Someone Says"
1834obvious http://dl.dropbox.com/u/11282551/obvious.PNG
1835Paranoia That definition is above your security clearance, Citizen
1836life Results may vary
1837C_Clef Man, fuck the movable C clefs and everyone that uses them
1838See_Bee AikaÂ’s nickname for Crazy_Bastard.
1839Self-Deprecation It can be so god damn funny...in small doses
1840PokeBra http://s3prod.weheartit.netdna-cdn.com/images/5518508/500x_8p8av_large.jpg?1292336148
1841girls Not on the internet, there ain't
1842Braincell_Murder http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ssh71hePR8Q
1843Am_I_Doing_It? NOOOOOO!
1844FFXIII It's seriously a nightmare. you know those awful nightmares where you're running in a straight line and you can't see the exit and you have to keep going straight but it never seems to end? That is FFXIII.
1845acronyms Start by assuming that not everyone knows the meaning of the specific acronym(s) you just used.
1846anal_constrictions How to goodye depression 100 times everyday. Malarkey? Or Effective way?
1847OneMountainTwoTigers "ALL I CAN SAY IS LIQUOR ROCKS."
1848vanguard YOU FUCKING CHARGE ACROSS A ROOM AND SHOOT PEOPLE IN THE FACE FUCKYEAAAAH
1849Hooray Hooray, you finally spelled it right!
1850Porn_Train Crazy_Bastard is the conductor of the Porn Train! It follows the Cam Tram wherever it goes!
1851SatireMonorail Come inside and take a ride! Deemed unsafe since 1997.
1852BooJay Crazy_Bastard's nickname gifted to him by aika. It's relevant, we swear.
1853violence It solves EVERYTHING!
1854Flattery It will get you everywhere.
1855doghouse http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf/102863/No_dog-500x375.jpg
1856Obscure http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUtKNtJlUM4 NSFW under any circumstances. What the fuck is wrong with the Japanese?
1857Pinko 13 Definitely not pink.
1858LowEndLem He wishes he was Bill Hicks, or at least as funny. Check the Quote Wall!
1859EverythingSucksForever Lem's Quote Blog. Has pics! http://everythingsucksforever.tumblr.com/page/1
1860Camarolle Three hash brown squares, a sausage patty, ham cubes, a /crapload/ of ketchup, a /crapload/ of paremesian cheese, and a small amount of pimento cheese and caesar dressing, all mixed in a bowl and microwaved for a minute and a half! Tastes oddly like spaghettio's.
1861spaf <Klimbatize> remember...spaf just means you're whacking it with your other hand
1862Fascinating http://www.funcage.com/photos/how-fucking-facinating.jpg
1863whoa http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT4B-NJUcZE&feature=related
1864woah http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5dCopAZaq8
1865IRC_Revolution Klimbatize was the sizzle, Fernin was the steak!
1866spaghetti_breakfast Feel just like a Japanese schoolgirl!
1867wine goes well with cheese
1868gonzales Ahh, Gonzaresu! Ore wa tsuyoi! Ore ni kattara shirubaa pointo!
1869kebert_xela Make Alex Trebek say that to send him back to the fifth dimension where he belongs. Recommended if you're losing at Jeopardy.
18703_times_faster if it's red, it's three times faster. A joke used by fans of Gundam wherein the (iconic) character Char Aznable's tuned up versions of the mobile suits he pilots were painted red, had a commander's antenna on the head, and moved 3x faster than the normal machine.
1871June_5th Mr. Bomberman's birthday! (If that day happens to be today, he is intoxicated in some type of way. Do not believe him if he says he isn't)
1872Bra http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/frustration.png
1873hangover 13They are always such a delight
1874wasted It seemed like a /great/ idea at the time.
1875platypus They don't do much.
1876watership_down http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/04-25-08-movies/Owlofcreamcheese.jpg
1877paradox Two physicians
1878Cheese_Whiz What happens when Cheese has sex.
1879the definition you were probably trying to make won't work if you don't put the word in first
1880na_better http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/na_make_it_better.png
1881na http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/na_make_it_better.png
188288_lines about 44 women: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzMDcL0aiEk
1883botspam If you're seeing this definition, it's time to stop.
1884Sane_Bastard Error: Bastard not found
1885Sprite FigNewton's choice of soda
1886Wait http://www.donothingfor2minutes.com/
1887Inspiration http://www.zefrank.com/inspire/
1888Inglip The dark lord of Captchas and Reddit
1889Titties Yay for titties!
1890slap_guitar Miyavi is quite good at it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjQW_c-PyAk
1891WhereisCB'sCheck? It's between pages 9 and 10 of his Link to the Past manual in the box, in the drawer.
1892Dailymotion Like YouTube, but apparently for documenting your daily bowel movements.
1893Guitar "reeeeeeeee" or "whickawhickawhicka" or, most awesomely, "squeedily-meee"
1894Arcock It's Arlock when he doesn't have any pants on
1895Desktop_Dungeons http://www.qcfdesign.com/?cat=20 A great mini roguelike RPG
1896velma_mode When aika loses her glasses. It's just like it is in the cartoons!
1897Talisock THE TALISOCK EXISTS
1898DrJester Everyone hates this name.
1899Catfish Docu-film, maybe fictional, about a guy who discovers he's been getting friendly with someone who created an entire fictional Facebook life--by dropping by unannounced
1900FattyDingDong It's what Arlock calls every single fat guy. See also: Crazy_Bastard.
1901Her TARDIS' creativity ran out for the identities of the girls he likes
1902kimigasuki "Kimi ga suki." "I like you." Like, /like/ you. Also, aika in a lovey-dovey mood.
1903Exdeath The world's only living Pimplock
1904Piston_Cup You did /what/ in your cup?
1905Penis-off <kimigasuki> I'll launch the Penis-Off
1906Welcome Where you'll always get a warm welcome: http://www.zombo.com/
1907Biting Sexy. There's also a right way and a wrong way to do it.
1908CP Corporal punishment AND NOTHING ELSE. <+Crazy_Bastard> I use CP.
1909Moguo "I'm sharpening my knife, kupo,"
1910Mr.Saturn ThIs iS ThE EaRtH'S bEllY BuTtOn! ZooM!!!
1911asplode Your head aslode
1912Cerberus Cam's new name for his sister's three children as a collective unit
1913cold_coffee Godly.
1914Supermouse Is on record for hating BeachBum.
1915weather http://www.thefuckingweather.com/
1916Camwich_Lite A lotta ham, a lotta mayo, and a lotta love!
1917amakuchi "sweet mouth" someone who is always complimenting others; a sweet-talker. Also, Crazy_Bastard.
1918uke In Lem's and slayer's reality.
1919Mr_Fig http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z68/Cam-win/MrFig.png
1920Sponges <bitwise> Ohh, we've been using those as hairy ball tiles
1921Fightstar What happens when a poppunk superstar says "Fuck it" and goes metal.
1922Minecraft2 bitwise's test server http://goo.gl/fCGHk
19233Q4V Three Questions For Vald. It's a game, but not super serious so don't be assholes and break down every little fucking word. It's for fun. Oh, and Vald always answers honestly
1924Orgasm <bitwise> If they were wrapped in real cheese, I'd orgasm
1925Job CB finally has one, and it's pretty bitchin'
1926O-face http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncpdcFOMJhA
1927NSFW Not Safe For Work.
1928minecraft3 MrSatire's Creative server: http://goo.gl/Gg54L
1929insomnia <MrSatire> I sleep at odd hours vecause i love to fuck with myslef
1930Mubarak When you're Egyptian for a Crush, there's no time for Mubarak!
1931SnesGuy <SnesGuy> Im 16 bit
1932Duke_Nukem_Forever He had a hell of a lot of bubble gum to chew before he could kick ass
1933Camburgwich Ham, cheeseburger, macaroni salad, mayo, pimento cheese, hickory barbeque chips, and love, all between two slices of wheat bread!
1934Klimbatiz Way cooler than Klimbatize
1935AFK_Cheesecake ISeekFakeSafeCatch = AFKCheesecake is fat
1936rejected http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJYxCSXjhLI
1937Bono He's not the record holder...he's the record!
1938Castlevania_II http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JjprYD2Yhw
1939sushi Easy to make and tastes like Jell-O! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gr-qewC-4gY
1940twit A fun word.
1941Holodeck Society's final invention. Either we'll spend all of our time there until we die out, or it will malfunction and kill us all.
1942rum Why is the rum definition gone???
1943railroad IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
1944The_Needle_Drop Cam's favorite music reviewer, he reminds Cam of Mr. Rogers. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhC9kcctI8s
1945Jukebox <+not_sure> jukebox is like playing russian roulette with 1200 chambers and 1100 bullets
1946Contra ↑↑↓↓←→←→ B A START
1947Reducto Back off! I'll make you fun-size!
1948News_Thread A miserable little pile of threads
1949KFC The place to be on Christmas in Japan. Best to place reservations days ahead of time if you want to get your order filled. Lines out the door and around the corner are common.
1950fuckdamnit Lem's curse of choice when faced with cursing
1951Cheetos "Why is there a leopard on the Cheetos box? Oh wait, It's a CHEETAH!"
1952Castlevania The continuing story of the Belmont's war against what seems to be the entire population of East Europe
1953Quistis Spoony: "Oh come on dude, she's 18 and she WHIPS PEOPLE! I have to go to Tijuana and pay 2 grand for something like that!"
1954Shovel TARDIS has dedicated a "Weapon Focus" feat to it... currently a Holy Avenger Shovel of Acidity+7 with a racial bonus against sea life
1955Tidus See: laugh
1956nick Type /nick to change your name to something other than Guest
1957abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pr5er4ueWBQ
1958money Delicious comestible. Skip buying food and apply directly to stomach. Condiments include cocaine and cocaine.
1959blob http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FEuV_1Js65M/R1PMCoj7uQI/AAAAAAAAACg/eMgBZxoCjoE/s400/fattest_man_04.jpg
1960Havoc When it comes to havoc, nobody wreaks like me!
1961Lucky_Star Possibly TARDIS' favoritest anime ever, don't ask him why...
1962Nintendo The best damn makers of hanafuda cards in the world! Also, I think they make some other stuff.
1963AIDs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfFs0o6pCxc
1964hardon FigNewton.
1965Jessica_Alba <Joe|work> her pussy was taste
1966bear <Sehkmaenzo> can't think looking at bear porn :P
1967poopgoblin Mystical creatures that sneak in while you are defacating to snatch up your poop.
1968Victory http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-4E7u84wSA
1969birthday http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_Nz9B1XFio
1970carnaval The centre of an automobile
1971Brasilia Sehk lives there. It's allegedly like Rio de Janeiro except they drink a lot
1972Valkyrie_Profile Definitely takes the cake as Square-Enix's most serious RPG, still has some kickass tunes though!
1973House Sherlock Holmes + Medicine - Cocaine + Vicodin
1974education you go to school for years, work for years, then die
1975Hipster Man, having a definition is so mainstream... I'd rather be part of this one bot command you've probably never heard of
1976tonguetwister Whispering of wedlock, worldly wiggling women wetly waggle watching wonderful wangs whacking it wistfully within winding woods where walking wendigos and werewolves whip wenches, whose whereabouts were whence well withdrawn, in wagons with winterized wheels wishfully whisking a western way.
1977Rad http://i1003.photobucket.com/albums/af151/klimbatize/BigAssCarcassonneCity.jpg
1978Tempest The original trippy video game.
1979Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Hey! Listen! Hey!
1980Swallow NSFW: http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/
1981rando One letter short, big guy
1982hardgay Will fix your tastes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YobOpholQXs
1983Tattoos http://yosotattoo.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/tattoos1d.png
1984Fucked http://oi52.tinypic.com/141np8l.jpg
1985Jack_and_Coke the ultimate combination
1986trivia Whatever's on your screen doesn't matter, only what's on Lexy's screen.
1987FigNewton_Life_Lesson_#1 When in doubt, :O.
1988Dessertwich Maple syrup and honey, between two slices of your choice of toast!
1989sex <+CamWin> It's a bowl of (and all this is mixed together, keep that in mind), uh...macaroni salad, potato salad, ham cubes, cottage cheese, pimento cheese, parmesian cheese, a /pinch/ of taco sauce, a /pinch/ of sweet n' sour sauce, croutons, and, uh...chopped up chicken nuggets. .../and/, I'm dipping hickory barbeque chips in it.
1990Arblforganaladaziddo Random definitions are fun, huh?
1991Dalek EXTERMINATE!
1992Mario_Games http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Mario_video_games_by_year
1993new_song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uf1mVnuDsmc&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL
1994Bumwich If you want this space, contact Klimbatize and offer a monetary settlement
1995585 Randy Richter's lucky number.
1996Beachwich Grilled Chicken, two handfuls of jalapenos, a couple banana peppers, pepperjack cheese, and chipolte ranch to hold everything down on a sweet french sub
1997Beach_Fries French Fries baked to perfection then covered in Sharp Cheddar Cheese, Bacon, Ranch Dressing, and more jalapenos than you can shake a stick at
1998777 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUK9o6iJPiA
1999Doucherice Chicken grilled with cajun mixed with rice and brocoli with cajun added to the water.
2000Gaylord http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMuV4TAcjmo
2001Ball_Buster http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW8LPgv4NK0
2002dubstep WOBBBBBWooooooWOOBBBWOOOBOBOBOOWOOOOB
2003Turn-on Not being an evil whoring wangchomper.
2004Enzyte <LowEndLem> It tasted like sorrow
2005whatsmyip http://www.whatsmyip.org/
2006La_Rock Arlock seems to love anagrams
2007kerfluffle Orgy!
2008Tequila BeachBum's alcohol of choice. Margaritas are the fucking bomb, and Patron is delicious.
2009hammertime http://bootrous.edublogs.org/files/2008/11/halt_hammerzeit.jpeg
2010103% Obtaining more than physically possible
2011soap With enough soap you can blow up just about anything
2012GenesisDoes "Whats your philosophy degree have to say about that shithead?"
2013amakudatta "descended from heaven." Used when referring to the Shinto gods descending from heaven to earth. Past tense; noun form is amakudari.
2014rock Good ol' rock. Nothin' beats that.
2015MrSatire's_SMP_Server MrSatire has a Minecraft SMP server! Use this IP address to join: 121.219.101.174:25565
2016boojae Boojae 2.0, aika's replacement laptop for her old one. Also, sad, depressed, emo aika.
2017global_thermonuclear_war How about a nice game of chess?
2018El-ahrairah The Prince with 1,000 Enemies
2019Sagre Sarge when he drinks
2020Bouffalant The single greatest Pokemon ever, it IS the afro buffalo.
2021Ö <Klimbatize> that's my O face
2022Elahrairah Elahrai-rah, the Prince With A Thousand Enemies. Need another clue? He's the leader of rabbits. Now figure it out.
2023Elahriarah DAMNIT, FERNIN, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME IT WAS SPELLED WRONG A YEAR AND A HALF AGO???
2024Omnipotent_yellow http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3155/2588815453_ce9003f477.jpg
2025SydLexia SydLexia? Who the hell is SydLexia? I've never seen anyone with such a dumb name...
2026Ink You're thinking of TIN.
2027mutton #sydlexia word of the day
2028buttwizz Like Cheez Wiz, only gamier.
2029Eastern_Time Eastern Time is also used somewhat as a de facto official time for all of the United States, since it includes the capital (Washington, D.C.), the largest city (New York City), and approximately half the country's population.
2030Reason Because fuck you, that's why
2031asoko "over there," but also slang for a woman's naughty bits.
2032are In Japanese, "that thing over there," more or less, but also slang for a guy's naughty bits.
2033baika CB and russian space dog Laika's Couple name.
2034politics Aptly named. 'Poli' is Latin for "many," and tics: blood-sucking creatures.
2035Carl_On_Duty http://manjr.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Carl-on-Duty-Black-Cops.jpg
2036inception http://inception.davepedu.com/
2037Sandal Enchantment?
2038Enchantment? Enchantment!
2039ke$ha ugly bitch
2040OLG OH LEM GEE
2041Quick_Man Cheap bitch-ass boss. Also a lousy lover.
2042Samus_Aran http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p8/knyte6426/samus_aran.jpg
2043Banana Klimbatize
2044salad <+CamWin> I love the taste of vegetable /flesh/ in my /mouth/
2045Top_Spin Best weapon in the game, motherfuckers. You just don't know how to use it.
2046BeachBum Just a guy, you know? Also the 23rd person to send aika a dick picture, Michael Jordan of the dick team, baby!
2047BeachlyMcBum BB's Bourgeoisie name. Doesn't he sound fancy?
2048Cool_Story_Bro How to piss off anyone who's really excited about a story that ends up being both boring and stupid
2049Steam Average Steam procedure: check weekend deals, buy a game for 4 bucks, play for half an hour, go back to playing Team Fortress 2
2050Anakin_Skywalker Smelly boy
2051Cleveland http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysmLA5TqbIY
2052Moses_Cleveland The guy who invented Cleveland
2053EverythingIsKungFu http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm9s5-2dF6s
2054random.org It's a true random generator! Not like those pseudo-random generators you usually find on computers! http://www.random.org/
2055Scraggy http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/b/bd/Ash_Scraggy_Leer.png
2056panties I swear, this will be one of the most frequently said words on the next stats page!
2057Bruce_Campbell of Evil Dead fame. aika was lucky enough to be flipped off by him at a book signing.
2058rnadom Try again, butterfingers.
2059Slumber_Man This means that Andrew is either sleeping, lurking or simply forgot to change his nick and is in fact at work. Beware of Slumber_Man!
2060Rottel Lottel's drunken alt. Expect bad spelling and derailed trains of thoughts.
2061Drewbear Drew Linky's cuddily-wuddily nickname.
2062healing http://www.andrewmanministries.org/
2063Vitamin http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TUrfcXJO3Y :o
2064Common He has really smooth hands. Be sure to tell him that if you meet him. He digs it
2065GPFontaine is a computer wizard with a knack for finding solutions to people's tech problems. But can he see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
2066Nixon He was most definatly a Crook
2067Rainbow So bright and vivid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI
2068649 The number of currently known Pokemon.
2069NEStalgia <bitwise> Hey, it's attracted more ladies into #sydlexia than any other games have so far
2070laughtrack http://www.audiencesounds.com/
2071chuffa Chuffa is chuffa!
2072What_is_seen http://i.imgur.com/IrrAT.jpg Cannot be unseen
2073Gay_Marrige (+]:(
2074Gay_Mortgage (+]:(
2075Purgatory (+]:|
2076fjccknnhdnkbanjilpjddjhmkghmachn How Google files things: https://chrome.google.com/extensions/detail/fjccknnhdnkbanjilpjddjhmkghmachn?hl=en
2077Card_Sharks The best game show EVER.
2078Brellowman A cool cat.
2079She_Beat_Me_At_Contra http://tinypic.com/r/2cehfeh/7
2080HSOWA Hot Skitty On Wailord Action, proof that there is no Arceus
2081CamSmoothie Red grapes, strawberries, blueberries, kiwi, peaches, vanilla ice cream, strawberry syrup, and skim milk, all blended together to make one fan/tas/tic smoothie!
2082Silence  
2083Tango A dance which usually leads to the bloody, violent sport of Tango Jousting. Not for the faint of heart.
2084Aural_Skills Music class related to recognizing and singing different intervals, rhythms, and melodies. Pronounce Aural as "Oral" for maximum hilarity.
2085bipolar I'm bi-winning bitch!!
2086Robot http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YJ3BTKMILw
2087meme_singularity http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1HStmvtkwE
2088Allowance Get a job.
2089Fuzzbutt TARDIS' spawn of Satan, known throughout his friends as a symbol of fear. Oh and he always wants fuckin' food
2090MrJoe He needs no introduction, for he is hardon.
2091Zinglord Lem. Do not challenge the Zinglord
2092Existentialism http://www.obscureinternet.com/wp-content/uploads/2350.jpg
2093Landmine Little Miss Muffet sat on a LANDMINE
2094Ireland IS DOCHA NACH BHFUIL SEANS AR BITH ANN?
2095Russia You drunk yet?
2096Sense_of_Right_Alliance The finest hero team the galaxy had ever known http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3438/3303218219_b0940fe1b1.jpg
2097Friday FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY
2098BJ <LowEndLem> I got a BJ last week fuck you.
2099White_Castle Lem's former employer, much pain stems from their food
2100Douches_todo_list http://www.b3ta.com/links/Party_in_my_room
2101McDouche a cutthroat salesman with karate chop action
2102hug-heavy See also: FigNewton
2103Creepyodd Creepy And Odd. Duh!
2104Climbbotsee The best way to pronounce Klimbatize's name
2105Delicioustown Population, you!
2106Charwich Take some pepper jack cheese, ham, turkey, green peppers, and onions. Throw dat shit on a wheat roll. Add some honey mustard. You're on your way to Delicioustown.
2107McDonaldsStirFry Chicken nuggets and fried rice, bitch!
2108quaaludes http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quaaludes
2109clockwork http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIE-Rya7GdY
2110gazebo Don't wake it up, or it might eat you. http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/98/Jul/gazebo.html
2111Discovania http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xoRNNgyNGg
2112SoldierHawk Hawk 4'10'' says I can whoop your ass.
2113Typo Not every one needs a definition, you know
2114Candlejack http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkGVhmw7x9Q ...oh, and goodbye!
2115Yoda Fuckin' cut you, he will, yes?
2116meh An expression of apathy.
2117gayer http://www.billripken.com/adult/big/pole.jpg (SFW)
2118blink Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you could believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck.
2119sympathy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVFBK9GhS5Q
2120NASCAR A Yankee conspiracy to keep the South placated so they won't rise again
2121Botionary Lexiabot's dictionary. It has worked perfectly fine for well over two years now, you don't need to check the definition you just added to make sure it's there.
2122Hugs They get passed around in here like a VD
2123Universe_Sandbox http://universesandbox.com/
21248) YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
2125beard_cap http://www.doobybrain.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/beard-cap.jpg
2126Great_Pumpkin the Great Pumpkin rises out of a pumpkin patch he deems the most "sincere", then flies through the air delivering toys to all the good little children in the world.
2127Flying_Llama <NotwenGif> If you were a bad boy this year, it spits on you. If you were good, however, it also spits on you, because Llamas are stupid
2128Zebstrika Now that's what I call a Thunderhorse! http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/7/71/523.png
2129Gaston <+Gekks> Gaston fucking ruled, he took no shit and got all the women
2130Internet_Family It's how Crazy_Bastard refers to the denizens of #sydlexia when telling his real life friends and family about how awesome it is here.
2131Tubular http://i1003.photobucket.com/albums/af151/klimbatize/LongAssCity-1.jpg
2132Dr_Evazan He doesn't like you. I don't like you either. You just watch yourself. We're wanted men!
2133#SecretMoon The official SydLexian moon casino!
2134:O_Record 35!
2135no_sex you're not getting any tonight
2136Stray Friend of TARDIS, she condones the eating of crayons
2137Discreet No one can know about this Jim!
2138comma ,
2139Shoopuf RIIIIIIIIIIDE ZE SHOOPUF?! http://lparchive.org/Final-Fantasy-X/Images/89-eacab781717eca7f45cab679defbb51af5a350a0.gif
2140Everyone_is_john http://wso.williams.edu/~msulliva/campaigns/john/
2141Mistake See: Your conception
2142Feral_Chaos TARDISman's mortal enemy
2143bees http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJ-5Mg_12zo
2144knowing http://dl.dropbox.com/u/465476/The%20Battle.png
2145Rock_Bottom Looking under the cushions for change to buy cheep beer with
2146Qorkwhack Standard unit of measurement for taints
2147taint <Klimbatize> tough to ask for that too..."Hey baby, can you lick my...uh...taint?" - measured in qorkwhacks (see qorkwhack)
2148Weximblifrates Put someone in their will
2149Illinois Chicago's the city everyone else in the state who doesn't live there wishes didn't exist, ask BeachBum :O
2150Lasers FUCKING PEW PEW PEW EVERYWHERE YESSSSS
215110 2+2...in base four!
2152privilege Privilege ≠ Ability
2153fabulous ❤☆~Fab-u-lous~☆❤
2154Alex ToGdor, Fern, Snesguy, Thunderhorse, OWD, Preng, and Alex Rivers, obviously
2155bishounen See: bishonen. Technically this is the "proper" way to spell it, but the other way is more common.
2156bishonen "Beautiful boy" Refers to those skinny androgynous guys that seem to populate Japanese manga, video games, anime, tv shows, pop groups, etc. Think Squall, Cloud, and pretty much every other male Final Fantasy hero.
2157Vanilla aika's dog. You would totally fucking love her. Don't even pretend like you wouldn't.
2158Willow 1) A type of tree. 2) A pseudo-hobbit played by Warwick Davis who hangs out with badass people. 3) The movie of the same name. 4) A fuzzbitch. 5) Lesbian witch from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
2159James Crazy_Bastard and UsaSatsui
2160Epyon FUCK MY JESUS DEATH BALLS!!!
2161Frank Char_Aznable
2162headphones http://lifehacker.com/#!5783272/turn-a-pair-of-30-headphones-into-a-300-pair
2163Anyways Not actually a word
2164Bumka BeachBum + aika = Bumka
2165Petrichor The smell of rain
2166SSL To connect to this server via SSL through Chatzilla use the following URL ircs://irc.dal.net:6697
2167Dialects http://aschmann.net/AmEng/index_files/AmericanEnglishDialects.gif
2168Iran Iran's so far away
2169Tingle What the fuck, Japan? What the fuck?
2170rave http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6fu2z0hc-w
2171June_19 Sehkmaenzo's Birthday
2172Virgins Crazy_Bastard is no longer one of them
2173Toulouse http://games.asobrain.com/ Click the "Play" link and go into the Non-ranking Toulouse lobby
2174Rorschach "...and I'll look down and whisper "no."
2175Saturday_Morning_Watchmen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDDHHrt6l4w
2176busgirl the object of ToGdor's affection
2177BusGinger Not the object of Tog's affection
2178Giga_Drill_Break http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLX2_d_HQEw
2179prescription Dr. Huff says: Take two and call me in the morning - http://bit.ly/gpyG8v
2180Heart You definitely got gypped if this is your Planeteer's power
2181UsagiSatsui The rabbit's signature spell, a lightning beam fired from the pelvis area
2182CSI http://people.rit.edu/~bss6378/instantCSI/
2183Kill_Da_Wabbit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-fk6943GcI
2184Steampunk When goths discover the color brown
2185bored The bored picture died with ED. The only real significant casualty of the situation.
2186Encyclopedia_Dramatica See Oh, Internet
2187Oh_Internet ED with its balls cut off
2188DrJeebus A person who's lucky trolling with the bot isn't allowed
2189Chrono_Trigger_OVA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oRpCjKoPps
2190poutine Like gravy cheese fries, only with weird cheese curds. Best eaten on Mondays, out of buckets.
2191Jack_in_the_Box SoldierHawk's crack
2192Team_Fortress_2 The world's leading hat collection simulator
2193TogglyMcDor ToGdor in his fancy as shit mood
2194om.om.cox Uh huh huh huh huh
21954/20 Hitler's Birthday. Nothing else notable.
2196Tiers This is as far as any tier listing should go http://nikuchan.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/disstier.jpg
2197Goon The colloquial term for a member of the Something Awful forums "Boy, those Goons sure are Something Awful!"
2198Gandalf Tell me, where is this dude, for I much desire to speak with him
2199brudda A blitzball player
2200Wacky_Shenanigans http://www.bobandgeorge.com/archives/020911
2201Char's_Stream http://www.ustream.tv/channel/char-s-bullshit-livestream The O.G. Sydlexian Livestream.
2202one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AuIURhCoAA that's one
2203bitwise_ustream http://www.ustream.tv/channel/bitwise10
2204Drem_Linky Drew without his S or W key, he can't Watch Sex
2205epic_meal_time Bacon strips. Bacon strips. And bacon strips.
2206Regular_Ordinary_Swedish_Meal_Time SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDISH STYLE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
2207bad_night Sitting in the bleachers during a dance listening to country music watching couples making out under seizure inducing lights.
2208space http://spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccee.com/
2209Brellka Brellowman + aika = Brellka
2210warlock Charlie Sheen
2211tiger_blood Charlie Sheen
2212winning Not Charlie Sheen
2213togdor_ustream http://www.ustream.tv/channel/skalin-s-goverment-appoved-entertainment
2214Daxter "Where would ya be without me Dax?" "Probably not 2 feet tall, fuzzy and running around the sewers without a pair of pants! ...God I miss pants"
2215Nemesis Bitwise's first tentacle rape experience. He doesn't like to talk about it.
2216FTPOVE Tardis' mnemnonic for remembering Japanese sentence structure, Focus Time Place Object Verb Ending or Fighting and Training Pokemon is Obviously Very Entertaining
2217aikum aika + BeachBum = aikum
2218CamDessert Chopped up shortcake, a bunch o' whipped cream, and thawed frozen strawberries, mixed into a bowl for a /swamp/ of deliciousness :O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O
2219Vovad <Vovad> i used to beat my parrot with a pool noodle
2220sad_trombone http://www.sadtrombone.com/
22219 Gave 7 indigestion, and is also the answer to 6÷2(1+2) = ?
2222ridiculous_arguments http://img153.imageshack.us/f/ohboyherewego.jpg/
2223Tower_Snax http://dl.dropbox.com/u/465476/Tower%20Snax.jpg
2224cribbage http://www.pogo.com/games/cribbage
2225Battlestar_Galactica Dr. Jeebus' favorite sci-fi show. Why aren't you watching it?
2226Marcus If you're playing Fire Emblem, don't fucking use this guy.
2227DANK Slightly damp, in my book good.
2228Sonic_Blast_Man http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/50arcadecabinets/sonicblastman.gif
2229Simpsons Sun:1[12:42:11am] <+CamWin> It's terminally /un/funny, to CamWin
2230Q-Tips Clean your ears!
2231… THIS IS A SECRET :O Contact Nekky for twenty no-prizes for finding this
2232My_Little_Pony Lem's favorite TV show as of May. It has ponies, friendship, and magic. And it restores innocence. Best anything ever
2233Osama http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsQFYceNZS8
2234suicide People who commit suicide are dead to me
2235Bob_Ross His voice could soothe a thousand tigers.
2236despair <FigNewton> No one wants to go swimming with me wtf!! :(
2237Slap_Bass Gustavo Del Farra is quite good at it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy3V2Tl4g3s&feature=player_embedded#at=51
2238spectacular http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnPlEmr3fLA
2239Choco_Tacos Vovad will scream at you if you don't sell them
2240mermaid http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/pennymermaid3_2375.png
2241Bow_Chicka_Wow_Wow The soundtrack to the 70s
2242Plasma HELL YEAH PLASMA!
2243Bandunk Fuck Bandunk
2244Putin http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_02/PutinWildAP_468x300.jpg
2245smooth http://youtu.be/uf1mVnuDsmc
2246Camwich Long recipe short, ham, cottage cheese, macaroni salad, goldfish crackers, and mayo, all contained in two slices of wheat bread. Cam's breakfast, lunch, and dinner of choice. Watch the demonstration video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFBvSy186kk
2247mameshiba wat. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss6d3ogxfXc
2248turret_opera http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kPyGvqNn4Y
2249Blizzard Error: Money not found
2250attention_whore You would want us to name you here, wouldn't you?
2251:3 "It's so cute how stupid you are"
2252Flake Jaks doesn't know what this means in verb form
2253suckrf It's Hacker's personal way of saying he wants to have sex with the creators of whatever he's talking about
2254Majora's_Mask <Mr_Scott> If I ever say I like Majora's Mask, I'm lying. I just say that because so many people think it's cool. But really, I think it sucks bad
2255Chicks <Mr_Scott> chicks dont like me because im usually prettier than them
2256reandom Try again
2257WAGH Apparently, the noise you make when set on fire
2258The_Doctor This kinda sums it up http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arAjbSkKF-Q
2259maggot http://i-beta.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/4/6/4/56464.jpg
2260Dracula If Castlevania's taught us anything it's that Dracula's a load bearing Lord of Darkness
2261United_States United What? This is AMERICA!
2262Lapin Je pense que vous voulez dire lapin.
2263Lièvre Alow doesn't know this word exists
2264old_webclient http://elar.lap.ee/cgi/irc.cgi
2265dummy <@FigNewton> I told my mum that the Beach Boys sucked once, and she called me a dummy :(
2266PCP Angel Dust, Love Boat, Ashy Larry...and, quite obviously, PCP Man's chemical of choice.
2267Lucy_Lawless <BeachBum> I know she has lesbo scenes, but I'd rather watch her get railed by a dude any day of the week
2268ToG <ToGdor> Look, don't tell anyone else that's in that D&D thing, but I totally plan on sinking that ship and completely fucking that game up
2269Moscow Moscow, Moscow; Drinking vodka all night long; Keeps you happy, makes you strong ho, ho, ho hey. Moscow, Moscow; Come and have a drink again; You will never leave again. Ha, Ha, Ha
2270Hippy_sippy [22:30]	FigNewton	The most /awesome thing/ ever
2271And/or_shit ToG's way of ending sentences and phrases when he doesn't feel like finishing them or some shit
2272sometime In Fusie speak, that's like two years
2273WhyAmIFat? http://thisiswhyyourefat.tumblr.com/
2274LaunchPadMcQuack Ghandi's alt name, duh
2275Duh A word Ghandi would never use in a definition, duh
2276Knives Perfectly acceptable for cutting pizza, Ghandi.
2277DnD A culture built by nerds on a century of opression and loneliness
2278Douche_Listen http://www.youtube.com/watch/v=NRuLdKP716w
2279Alowishus <Alowishus> When I clear a row in Tetris, it's like I just orgasmed
2280cute http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fb/Sleeping_baby_cat.jpg
2281KDOND_Record BeachBum with 3000000 points on 5-12-2011
2282sproing <Sehkmaenzo> Sproing is /the/ sound effect for shemale surprise boners
2283Buzz He's sleeping. So be quiet.
2284:OBrian Lame and definitely not cooler than ToGdor. Also a forum battle team.
2285Everclear Can be used as an antiseptic... Or you could drink it.
2286Elbowing_Your_Muffin Means you accidentally deleted your best porn file
2287Shardea_sighs This means Shardea is actually laughing maniacally, but doesn't want to admit it
2288The_Great_Math_War_of_2011 Fuck you 6 ÷ 2(1+2) = ?
2289madness http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=15364
2290Fat http://thisiswhyyourefat.tumblr.com/
2291junior_high Awkward. End of story. Until high school.
2292bi you know you are
2293<CRUNCH> Shardea's catchphrase
2294boothill the southeastern tip of missouri
2295dairy_queen Deliciousness in a cup! :D
2296Born_From_A_Wish http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z68/Cam-win/MeasuresofFun.png
2297Shecky_Hiawatha_Berblatz Klimb's real name
2298TehSpra <TehSpra> !deffadd TehSpra "I got nothin'.
2299Pluto A planet, I don't care what the astrologists say
2300Zelda_God a HORRIBLE memory
2301u no u
2302Theatre It's Theater you fool!
2303Dagron You just... keep doing your thing, man.
2304Sapph <Sapphire_Rose> I like blue the most. people who like purple are losers
2305World's_#1_Heterosexual_Gay_Porn_Fan Crazy_Bastard
2306TheEvilSchnitzel http://i.imgur.com/PRw1Y.jpg :O
2307Very_Special_Occassions <Vovad> very special occassions for me are when I'm awake XD
2308Trump http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iqg79bqEcfM
2309plethora http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mTUmczVdik
2310Original_Mormon = Hack
2311GIJOE! Now you know, and knowing is half the battle!
2312uh Drew_Linky.
2313Reefer_Madness The best marijuana themed musical out there
2314bastard The offspring of an unmarried couple. Also a crazy IRC'er.
2315odd Why the hell does Arlock always bet on this?
2316Roads Roads... Where we're going we don't need roads.
2317Sean_Connery http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FgMLROTqJ0
2318karaoke "Empty orchestra" That thing people love to do that you hate having to listen to.
2319D: Shardea
2320Vocalists Klimbatize, and Klimbatize alone
2321drummers Alowishus, Joshwoodzy
2322Selfish_Jerk Alowishus
2323Soulless Alowishus
2324guitarists Fig, Alow
2325flugelhornists Alowishus
2326porn_time http://i.imgur.com/zkAJx.png
2327Grey_Warden http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/halolz-dot-com-dragonageorigins-virgin.jpg
2328rule_54 CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
2329rule_55 EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER
2330rule_64 It's been cracked and pirated, no exceptions
2331ShopRite_Brand_Cola ToG's drink of choice
2332Chuck_Norris A super bad ass.
23333D_Boobies http://torrentz.eu/db4cf49874e2fd1343cfca8aa97c0e5899493ef7
2334Roin The strong silent type. Minus the "strong" part
2335Random_Defining It's really annoying when done while others are talking
2336FB2011 Info: http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=311916#311916 Bracket: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/465476/Bracket.png Calendar: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/465476/Calendar.png
2337Saturday It comes after words.
2338Klim http://www.elcolmado.com/Arte/MasProductos/NestleKlimLecheInstantanea14_1.jpg
2339British Fucking limeys
2340WWTBASB_Record TheFlamingSchnitzel with 10 000 000 on May 25, 2011
2341Johann_the_Aardvark Not shardea but instead an aardvark
2342lemons EVERYTHING THAT'S WRONG WITH THIS WORLD. iT'S, LIKE, HELL HAS RISEN UP, FROM WHEREVER IT MAY BE, AND /MANIFESTED/ ITSELF IN THIS LEMON
2343ButtLicky See Drew Linky
2344Skin_Flute Drew_Linky is /marvelous/ at it
2345French_horn Let the horny jokes commence.
2346Pink_Oboe joshwoodzy plays it fantastically!
2347omyrtrdomg It's how you say "interesting" when you suck at typing.
2348Colour You spelled it wrong, damn it.
2349List_Of_Lady_Gaga_Songs_CamWin_Hates Bad Romance, Born This Way, Brown Eyes, Teeth, The Edge of Glory, Love Game
2350glomp 25% Hug 75% Phagocytosis
2351Jaks Doesn't quite understand the chatroom :D
2352Schnitzel My real name is /not/ Nefertiti Smith, I am not an alt for Drew or ToG or MrSatire, I'm not from Utah, and I am most definitely a girl
2353whois Use it if you don't know who someone is!
2354Frists Lottel prefers the french ones
2355Spider-Man In the topic of the Spider-man cartoon maker there is nice idea for the cartoon making of the spider man. Cartoon of the spider man is the nice toy to play for the kids. I will think so that the cartoon of the spider man will be lovely.
2356Ms._Fancy_Pants TheFlamingSchnitzel
2357Sitting http://www.lolbrary.com/lolimages/lolimage%20(4882).jpg
2358Countries http://www.m0ar.org/6359
2359Thor http://208.116.9.205/10/content/26827/1.jpg
2360Jimi_Hendrix http://oi54.tinypic.com/nzq72e.jpg
2361Ibuprofen When Drew_Linky has a headache, this automatically becomes crack.
2362ButtGoblin See Drew_Linky
2363spice It must flow.
2364July_30th Drew_Linkys birthday!
2365March_27th Buzzed27's birthday!
2366Taco Make sure it is also cleaned of sand regularly.
2367Tako #Sydlexia's Octopus. Tends to misspell frequently (Among other words) and catches the bad side of most users in the room. But like a certain watch "He takes a licking and keeps on ticking"
2368afterlife Who knows?
2369cleaning_keyboard When cleaning your keyboard PLEASE MINIMIZE YOUR IRC CLIENT
2370nyan_cat http://www.nyan.cat/ WARNING noise
2371Bulbasaur Oh sweet! Tentacles!
2372VGCats Error: Update not found
2373:O http://darkmonkey.org.uk/4/4/1156786540472.jpg
2374Kimbatize Klimbatizes sexy alter ego
2375Funbags The classy way to refer to boobs
2376Moths Crazy_Bastard's mortal enemies
2377cicadas humming demonspawn who die once and leave two bodies. Natures subtle way to tell us to leave the planet.
2378bugs eww bugs no
2379Aweomse When you're too excited about something awesome.
2380shitstorm http://files.sharenator.com/shitstorms_a_brewin_RE_Cappuccino_coast_phenomena-s550x550-110919.jpg
2381Yeti See "Andrew_Man"
2382steak the key to Schnitzel's heart
2383goggles http://lparchive.org/Metal-Gear-Solid-2-%28Screenshot%29/Update%2024/gogglesa1c.gif
2384Why_The_Fuck_Not? http://i56.tinypic.com/21d4l5y.jpg
2385marriage doesn't help you win forum battles.
2386Interesting It's Drew_Linkys response to almost everything.
2387Wifi When Crazy_Bastard says he's using his neighbor's wifi, it does /not/ mean he is stealing it. He is really good friends with his neighbors, they gave him the key for it.
2388Douche_Todo_List https://docs.google.com/document/d/1yRDlNMii2tRO466h4dcf5iPH-OPRQHVe9spvnwRTz7M/edit?hl=en_US&authkey=CO_aw-wB&pli=1
2389Salmon Pink, when men wear it :D
2390Dorned verb: 1) Failing to give someone their gift/Valentine; 2) Disappearing on your Forum Battle teammates
2391LemonParty http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemon_Party
2392Lame When people are in the room with Douche and no one is saying anything.
2393golf http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcnFbCCgTo4
23943_point_turn http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI2a1TTSgpQ&NR=1
2395no But thou must
2396NO! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IXCK1EyP4s
2397CB WE LOVE YOU
2398Caturday http://apublicdefender.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/caturday.jpg
2399Thursday IT'S THURSDAY THURSDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON DOUCHE'S "FRIDAY"
2400Disney Death, and kids with only a mother.
2401Frollo A pedophile/baby killer/Gypsy killer/so NOT evil
2402Tipping_Forties Mix 4 crazy people from Arizona, some games that most of them hate, garnish with fairly strong alcohol and you have some really damn funny LPs
2403MMNPZRTMLMPCPJC Mighty Morphin' Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot Teenage Mutant Laser Monkey Penguin Cowboy Plumber Jester Captains!
2404GTA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6LgIWr47LQ&
2405:D For when you feel really happy, and stupid
2406Sehk's_Van It has a discoball, a strobe light, a TV, some couches, a full movie studio, and shag carpet
2407Corner It's Hack's, stay out of it
2408Oh_God_Oh_Man http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9KyBdPeKHg&NR=1
2409Condoms <GPFontaine>	google has the same failure rate as condoms, it works about 97% of the time when used correctly
2410Timebomb The devil's tool.
2411adventure_games http://sharerimg.com/p/14660.html
2412worthwhile TheFlamingSchnitzel is totally this
2413Otto_von_Bismarck http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKZu-L_OYG0
2414pokeymans http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHFYJO9v5Xg
2415/kick for when a point needs to be made, or when Satsui feels bored or pissed
2416Revolver_Oshawott When Pokemon's design combines with Metal Gear Solid's crazy ass writing and one pudgy Time Lord, watch the fuck out!
2417Wild_Card Fern is the brains, Fig is the looks, and Lexy's the WILD CARD!
2418Nashoba Means "wolf" in Cherokee. Combined with Drew_Linky's first name, it means "Friendly Wolf".
2419Elan Drew_Linky's first name, it means "friendly" in Cherokee.
2420triple-triple_bullshit it has caffeine
2421Mahlia https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/46984_445578348418_734498418_5097263_3612237_n.jpg
2422Ellen_Linky Shardea and Schnitzel's daughter
2423Borderlands <@Douche> I demand the market be saturated by Borderlands!
2424bullshit http://www.deepjiveinterests.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/bullshit.jpg
2425combo_breaker http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPseOlTl7Dk
2426beautiful http://dl.dropbox.com/u/19577155/downsized_0607112040.jpg
2427vanity see Lottel
2428Mitchell Lottel, Arlock41
2429Abraham_Lincoln The greatest sorcerer of all time
2430Bass Megaman's nemesis created by Dr. Wily. Has somehow ended up helping him thwart Wily more often than fighting him. According to some he's also Zero
2431Bass_Players Enshin, ToGdor, M3GA, Vald, Dim, Sideway, Lem, Bassguy, Fig, Schnitzel, Alowishus, BeachBum, TheThunderThief
2432zune a laxative that makes music
2433PeopleWhoWantToHaveSexWithKlimb Everyone in this room
2434zhuyr_yp Lem's response to being drowned in a hot tub
2435<Lem> <Lem> d9int mock me
2436slashlexia <Douche> "Fucking sidlexians!"
2437If_Ya_Have_To_Ask You'll never know!
2438username A major cock...tease
2439sidewaydriver <sidewaydriver> all of the funniest shit I come up with I steal from Klimbatize. without him I'd be pretty boring
2440TARDISmac Kraft macaroni and cheese with garlic, cayenne and chili, all in powder from sprinkled on and croutons mixed in. TARDIS' meal of choice
2441Amomynous I am all man chickadee
2442Whacky_Stick TARDIS' name for the Dominion Rod after it loses its power. His favoritest item ever in Zelda
2443Satsuied When you quit before the competition is over. Think Sarah Palin
2444todayrrow When you go to bed past midnight, you wake up todayrrow :D
2445Mouser He's fucking awesome
2446Birdo http://www.mariowiki.com/Birdo
2447pimentos the devil
2448dweeb Arlock's pet name for Drew_Linky
2449Red_Skeleton They pissed in Simon Belmont's Wheaties
2450Shard <Shardea> MMMMMMMMMMMMMM 8D
2451Korea The toothfairy from there only takes shark teeth.
2452kunoichi A female ninja from Japanese history (mythology?). No one's sure if she really existed. Supposedly her name comes from the kanji for "female".
2453Clear_Bone Konami's way of taking Castlevania's weakest enemy, and making him slightly a pain in the ass
2454Head On your shoulders, in your pants. Either way it feels good with lips on it
2455Bill_Gates http://www.straightgoods.ca/Humour/Images/SteveJobs-BillGates.jpg
2456Lamer When people are in the room and Douche isn't
2457apostrophe http://theoatmeal.com/comics/apostrophe Also the bane of Drew_Linky. Too close to the enter key.
2458anal_sex <@FigNewton> I don't mind getting things shot /into/ me
2459celery Impossible to eat quietly. Try it.
2460TheManlySchnitzel http://youtu.be/kh72LBsn_9k
2461How_to_get_chicks http://www.iywib.com/how_to_hook_up_with_chicks.jpg
2462Complisult - You have the body of an angel. Now if only that angel wasn't an ugly troll.
2463hurdles http://i.imgur.com/hsyP1.jpg
2464Failsteaj Steak that is so burnt and nasty that its fail cannot be expressed through proper spelling
2465boner_quota docinsano's required amount of boners per day
2466Lightning You might be able to ride it.....
2467manwich http://images.cryhavok.org/d/11197-1/Motivator+-+Manwich.jpg
2468Fishing_With_Dynamite The new hot LP group fresh outta Sydlexia! Details to follow when TARDIS stops being a lazy ass
2469Fuck_The_Police http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKhQAAGwTpM&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL
2470The_rpg_x86 http://tinyurl.com/6yeyh8f
2471The_rpg_x64 http://tinyurl.com/3wrpafe
2472NO_WAY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16VAMuR1Pc4
2473._. Hey Jimmy!
2474rope http://www.kongregate.com/games/Mazapan/you-have-to-burn-the-rope
2475Xenogears It's kung fu mecha... how can you want more?!
2476Splinter_Cell http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n22/gg80/1308527296360.jpg
2477Greatest_Fail http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFAdmWwg374
2478bitch Does Marsellus Wallace look like one to you?
2479herpes <+not_sure> herpes was a fun rival
2480Leevers Green spinning fuckers in the Legend of Zelda. Kill it with blades.
2481Nonsense Willy Wonka can appreciate it, but Drew Linky loves it.
2482Hypersexual See: ChokingVictim; Drew_Linky
2483McRoll'd http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF9kZp-Kl0c&feature=related
2484want http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIX0ZDqDljA
2485MajorCaptainColonel It's Arlock's made up military rank that has no power whatsoever
2486Wily_Capsule "You know, this teleporting and shooting energy ball attack pattern didn't work the last 7 times I used it. But it really pisses Mega Man off. So let's do it again!"
2487die Welcome to die!
2488SF3:TS http://www.zweifuss.ca/
2489Hackbot An updated version of Lexiabot9000, with less commands and twice the spam
2490Warhammer_40K I guess it's sort of inevitable. If you equip an entire army with chainsaws and guns at some point they're going to make up an excuse to set down the guns and just swing the chainsaws around like lunatics. -Something Awful
2491YRU-Up https://www.bectv.org/content/watch-bec-tv-live Bloomington's number 1 late night call in show! Watch it Saturday at 12:30 AM and revel in the hilarity!
2492birght A more obnoxious form of bright things.
2493jizz #Sydlexia's beverage of choice
2494Dreams <Klimbatize> listening to other people's dreams is a lot like looking at other people's vacation pictures...you really don't give a fuck
2495busting_balls Klimbatize is peculiarly adept at it.
2496Grandma_Linky She's a lizard!
2497Fiff An out-of-the-closet Nazi sympathizer...or at least he only digs Aryan chicks
2498mad_pussy ToG's wacky new catchphrase
2499shiawase "Shiawase nara te wo tatakou!" "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!"
2500LockeCole He's treasure hunter not a thief. He's also Arlock with a bandanna.
2501seppuku ceremonial self-disembowlment, usually to attone for some large mistake. Generally fatal. Often, after the person stuck the dagger in and sliced their guts open, someone else would "kindly" chop their head off from behind, so the person didn't have to wait to die.
2502jisatsu Just regular ol' suicide. Not flashy like seppuku.
2503karoshi "Death from overwork" Actually more accurately written as "karoushi". Death from heart attacks or excessive stress in people who are literally working themselves to death. Seen in Japanese "salarymen" who literally work 18 hours a day and eventually just drop dead.
2504stud "The bitches /stud/ me up!"
2505Number_Munchers http://www.virtualapple.org/numbermunchersdisk.html
2506lefty Link is one
2507speech http://i.imgur.com/gQLXs.png
2508!char Only Crazy_Bastard misses you, first of the removed bot commands.
2509Grinding Pick your poison: endlessly grueling leveling, or endlessly torturous dance?
2510ADHD Crazy_Bastard has it. And he's pretty indifferent towards it, most of the time.
2511Nakakon Go there if you want to lose all faith in human society
2512polyglot One who knows many languages
2513Aika's_Cocks 29
2514Great_One-Hundred Let's just cut to the chase already. This will be accurate in 2013
251529 Aika's current cock quota
2516Great_Eleven The elveven souls of the Sydlexia Forums brave enough to send pictures of their wangs to aika
2517;) Fernin's way of saying "Stop being stupid." or, "You should know that already."
2518public_sex <@FigNewton> My sister used to love right near a hockey rink and a swimming pool, for a bit
2519Secret 0,0 It's a secret to everyone!
2520Ice_Ice_Baby Douche Killin it! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW24Csen96sfeature=youtube_gdata_player
2521addslap Yes, you can add to the !slap database. No, I don't want to be responsible for formatting them, so do it right the first time! Whatever you put in will be whatever Lexy says after the /me, to the letter. Use $chr(36) $+ 2 in place of a person's name.
2522Schnitzelicious Make the boys go crazy
2523The_Four_Skins The best motherfucking Forum Battle team of all time
2524Number 867-5309 Ask for Jenny
2525This_Is Just a test
2526girl Aika, Hawk, Fusie, Kefka, Nekkoru, Shardea, TheFlamingSchnitzel, Ellen_Linky, maybe Crazy_Bastard
2527Mr_Takosuke Error: Tako not found.
2528Streets_of_Rage http://soronline.eden2-book.com/sor1_soundtrack.htm - The soundtrack for the rest of the games can also be found here.
2529conversation There's a good chance you may not like the topic of conversation at hand, as not everyone will like every topic. However, we ask that you be respectful, if you don't like the topic, simply ignore the chat for a while. This applies if the topic is music, sports, toys, sex, Magic cards, or the ongoing plans of the chatroom to take over the forum.
2530masterchef http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfeyUGZt8nk
2531forumer_birthdays http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Forumer_Birthdays
2532Vlad Not a good nickname for Vald.
2533pedophile See Tingle.
2534Mooze Theoretical milk-based alcohol. It will be a real thing, I swear it.
2535enough Shardea
2536lol Fig's signature laugh. No one else can use it, lol
2537Reminder Someone remind Klim and Fern to play Mahjong already!
2538MetaReminder Remind Klim or Fern to check the definition of reminder
2539antioxidant The superheroes of nutrients.
2540Mahjong http://www.mahjongtime.com/ Learn to play: http://fernin.8m.com/MJT.html
2541stemmed Getting blown
25421000_Fires Klimbatize's favorite Traci Lords album
2543Holy_Shit http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/215087_1802792922590_1622875992_1661169_6981253_n.jpg
2544sexy http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z68/Cam-win/Cam3.jpg
2545Jungle_Fever ☺♀ ♥ ☻♂
25463D_Mahjong http://dl.dropbox.com/u/465476/Saikyo%20no%203D%20Mahjong.zip Semi translation/tutorial here: http://fernin.8m.com/3DMahjong.html
2547zoom Come on and zoom! Come on and zoom! Come on and zoom! Come on and zooma zooma zooma ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM!
2548List_Of_Games_CamWin_Needs_To_Rip Streets of Rage, Solar Jetman, Gremlins 2
2549Axis_Powers_Hetalia <TheFlamingSchnitzel> THEY AREN'T GAY, ONLY SWEDEN AND FINLAND ARE, MAYBE POLAND, OK YEAH POLAND IS TOO
2550/whois May tell you who that is.
2551Error He's in Ruto. Ask him about the palace.
2552Adrock4 Look a bit closer, that's not Arlock41 there.
2553titanium smart, beautiful, a great friend
2554Who_Gives_A_Fuck? Nobody.
2555Road_Trip [19:31:22] <Crazy_Bastard> As soon as I get a car and have enough money, I'm gonna have to do a road trip - Summer 2010
2556CB_Trip http://goo.gl/G1vFX
2557List_Of_Ripped_VG_Soundtracks Castlevania, Castlevania II, Castlevania III, Cocoron, Conquest of the Crystal Palace, Deja Vu, Faxanadu, Final Fantasy Legend, Solar Jetman, Streets of Rage 3, The Guardian Legend, Tombs & Treasure. Ask CamWin for a link :o
2558Scooby_Dum Scooby Doo's inbred cousin http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TnhAANHHKiM/THgSqkWHETI/AAAAAAAAAgA/21iRyh3OLVQ/s320/scoobydum2.jpg
2559ReichRoll http://reichrolld.com/
2560Buddhism It's for people with no balls
2561=_THE_DEVIL_= Klimbatize
2562Cthulu (°,,,°)
2563Shirtless The best way to cook bacon.
2564Jim_Carrey http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raDMzumz7TU
2565A_Forum_Battle_Carol http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=316125#316125 8)
2566100_Rules_of_Anime http://www.cs.utah.edu/~duongsaa/more_htm/jk_100animeRules.htm
2567schnitwise The horror. http://goo.gl/bC7Bd (slightly NSFW)
2568faith Dart game: http://www.tomgauld.com/files/gimgs/11_letters117.jpg
2569Uh... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Jlv8F9cerA&feature=related
2570gith five
2571defining_random Crazy_Bastard does this aload, and it can be annoying when it's done while people are talking.
2572Courtney_Love http://beatcrave.frsucrave.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Hole-To-Return-And-Play-NME-ShockWaves-London-Show.jpg
2573Spinners I'm ridin' spinners, I'm ridin' spinners, they don't stop; I'm ridin' spinners, I'm ridin' spinners, they rollin'! http://www.youtubeloop.com/autoplaylist/GIiVaACweDc#s=33&e=56
2574NERDS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZEdDMQZaCU
2575FLCL It's that fooly kinda cooly!
2576Shaggy_Busted http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6y8aIiYEFO4
2577ellipsis Douche's way of not being auto-kicked by the webclient timer.
2578citadel I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite store on the Citadel.
2579Klimbatizes_Mother A nice woman.
2580Klimbatize's_Mom +ps
2581CamWin's-Mom Starts with a W, ends with an E, rhymes with DOOR
2582graveyard_shifts The worst hours to work.
2583AbkaDefGiJekylmanopriqstuvixez Saying the Alphabet as one word
2584Bancho A Badass
2585How_to_be_a_Bancho http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peaC76TC6U4
2586Chocolate_Covered_Bee M3GA's snack of the weekend
2587ENGAGE_RIDLEY_MOTHER_FUCKER Coolest sounding Metroid password. A bit disappointing, though.
2588Idiocracy Our future and origin on not_sure's name
2589M3GABANDS Protest the Hero, Between the Buried and Me
2590heartless <Klimbatize> I had to take care of funeral arrangements, for a relative. <+CamWin> lol Klimbatize
2591wb A way of saying "I acknowledge your presence, but I am too busy, lazy or apathetic to hit more than three keys to indicate it."
2592Japan http://youtu.be/9pzgigM--pM
2593butter http://youtu.be/vsPkDSnUVnU
2594=_absolutely_the_best_= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rp0olKkQyeg
2595paracord <Ghandi>	everyone needs paracord luggage tags
2596buttwizz-minecraft 68.147.57.134:25565
2597MrSatire-Minecraft MrSatire's IP address has a habit of changing. A lot. So, if you want to get his IP for his Minecraft server, whois him when he is online. Oh, and ask him to put the server up.
2598Catch! ۝ כ כ כ כ
2599Been_Had_Money http://www.vidmax.com/video/58260/A_Black_Dude_Shows_Off_All_Of_His_Money__He_Been_Had_Money/
2600hawt Shardea
2601Candiru A fish that will swim right up your urine stream and use spiked barbs to lodge itselfinside your urethra. Remember that next time you pee in a river.
2602schmecognizable CamWin's Smeagol talk
2603samuel_jackson_beer It'll get ya' drunk! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ItxVWTikGI
2604miracle_whip http://theoatmeal.com/blog/miracle_whip
2605later Keep waiting. It's not here yet.
2606HeMad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIKEVSZITps
2607ToGdors_Mom Not really a conversation
2608Angry_Birds http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/halolz-dot-com-angrybirds-muppets-math.jpg
2609Netsplit When a server (or servers) on the IRC is/are removed from the others. It looks like everyone on the other side of the "split" quits. These people will all disconnect simultaneously with a server name for a quit message, something like tranquility.hub.dal.net. Also, if you see 85% of the room disappear, odds are that it was /you/ who was split away, not all of them.
2610Cam's_Mom Weighs 585 pounds, for real
2611bitwise_minecraft bitwise.dyndns-free.com
2612The_Old_Republic If TARDIS disappears for days at a time, only emerging in a bubble of babbling insanity you'll know it's out
2613MrSpidersquid Sometimes you feel like a spider, sometimes you feel like a squid.
2614Soul http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm1qh99fsJ1qg57uro1_400.png
2615CamWin's_taste_in_music <ToGdor> screechy death sads
2616ToGdor's_mom Not a noun
2617MrSatire's_Mother Hasn't heard of Nyan Cat
2618Arrested_Development The story of the Bluth family who all make huge mistakes
2619Lem's_quotes http://everythingsucksforever.tumblr.com/
2620hug Manly.
2621Jeremy_Hillary_Boob_Ph.D Eminent physicist, polyglot classicist, prize-winning botanist, hard-biting satirist, talented pianist. Good dentist, too.
2622Baby_Carrots http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bvra_rcRQGU
2623not_an_alcoholic <+Ghandi> Alcohol is the fine escape. Bear my soul and be disbelieved. What better freedom is there?
2624Slow Error: People not talking
2625Government_in_cows http://www.damnlol.com/pics/799/705f8bc37f5d3b0521d4c61030e6eebf.jpg
2626Goatkermit http://c.cslacker.com/2544l.jpg
2627Colorado Crazy_Bastard's and ThunderHorse's home state. If you're ever there, hit CB up, he'd be more than happy to hang out, or potentially offer you a place to crash.
2628Chocolate_Monkey 1/2 a Banana, 2 oz Irish Cream, 2 oz Coffee Liquor, 2 oz Dark Rum, Ice...Blend to a smooth blend, Coat inside of glass with Chocolate Syrup, ENJOY!
2629Mikey_Burned_Out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXoa-USj4ac
2630The_Last_Airbender M. Night Shyamalan ruining people's childhoods and also creating one of the worst movies of all time
2631NamesTaken He is a porno expert
2632Perry_Como http://superdickery.com/images/stories/dick/super0672wy.jpg
2633Lem's_Life http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Life+of+a+nice+guy+Sometimes+it+sucks+to+be_8aa0d1_2439779.jpg
2634Armadillo Slang for "penis" among people in the Northwest
2635AUGH <Shardea>
2636Generalties Klimb likes to speak in them
2637mogwai Gizmo
2638femshep http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3YCDGSs9rU
2639Tommy_Wiseau "I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark."
2640...? dot dot dot CONFUSION
2641Pun-Pun The height of D&D munchkin builds. If you actually made this character, you will be shot in the face
2642Starcraft2_Starter_Edition A nice little way to try out StarCraft 2 and will you allow you to play with the other sydlexians in a limited multiplayer mode: https://us.battle.net/account/sc2/starter-edition/
2643hand_basket transportation of choice for going to hell
26448082011 the day the internet let Alowishus down
2645AsoBrain_Account Fernin's password is "lexiabot". Alowishus' password is "dickgrab". Crazy_Bastard's password is "sydlexia".
2646450 Klimbatize's username number
2647will3 In the case of Drew_Linky's death, the contents of his ownership will be given to exactly one member of the forum who regularly visits the chatroom. And that person will be decided by a fight to the death. BEGIN!
2648relax http://amitaytweeto.com/thequietplace/
2649thane The sexy drell assassin with an angsty, troubled past. Aika's gonna hit it like a mack truck. Update: aika totally hit it.
2650softcore when you die, you lose half your money
2651Glamour_Boys I ain't no Glamour Boy i'm fierce!
2652mixed_success absolute failure.
2653promotion You'd need 3 promotions to be an asshole
2654Bring_It_On Rating: 4
2655mom http://www.fybertech.com/4get/view/13123481952456.jpg
2656food (usually) delicious. See also: http://www.thesneeze.com/steve-dont-eat-it/
2657Goro The four-armed Shokan warrior who's been the champion of the Mortal Kombat tournament for nine generations, remaining undefeated for 500 years. He's also quite the dancer http://images.wikia.com/mk/images/1/12/Sawitgoro.gif
2658Algae The disgusting, green stuff growing in CamWin's nether-regions.
2659Rainy http://www.rainymood.com/
2660rain is coming down http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9fO3s0S4Iw
2661Mega_Man_X3 Ranked #33 on The 100 Best SNES Games Ever, and Preng's latest video project: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uilg6hosTtI
2662caps_and_throttling Unreasonable. Always.
2663Time_Zones http://whattimeisitthere.info/
2664wang http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icelandic_Phallological_Museum
2665Mah_Na_Mah_Na http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKULi72yUko&feature=related
2666death_count The number of times aika has died trying to do a run of ME2 on normal. Yes, just normal. Current total: 21.
2667duck what happens when you type "fuck" on an iphone
2668horror http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loSzpvq73FY&feature=related
2669dancing <(o.o)> ~ (>o.o)> ~ <(o.o)> ~ <(o.o<) ~ <(o.o)> ~ (>o.o)> ~ <(o.o)>
2670kwatz http://www.kwatz.net/
2671klaatu_barada_nikto A small sampling of not_sure's programming language
2672Justin_Beiber http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7TK_8RiVj8
2673CBS not_sure has been challenged by them: http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-501465_162-20094685-501465.html
2674YouAreListeningTo http://youarelistening.to/
2675Gyo http://www.manga123.com/read/Gyo/1/1
2676Earthquake http://youtu.be/xe7mfz8dnjw 8)
2677ZeroX600 We're pretty sure he died while texting and driving.
2678animal_crossing http://brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com/2008/12/05/110-townfolk/
2679Prince_Adam http://youtu.be/32FB-gYr49Y
2680No_Bacon Go buy bacon, NOW!
26812012 It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
2682Butt Ñ 
2683skill http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3wrzo_fabrication-d-une-lampe-triode_tech
2684douchebag http://youtu.be/Hw1ncADC9KM
2685Do_Not_Want http://i.imgur.com/Dzxis.jpg
2686;p; What happens when you try to lol but can't type and are one key-set over
2687çpç Sehkmaenzo's ;p;
2688HeroForge The character sheet manager of choice - http://nzcomputers.net/heroforge/default35.asp ~ Tutorial: http://fernin.8m.com/HFT.html
2689strip_club http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/i-SRgTHVH/0/XL/i-SRgTHVH-L.jpg
2690rapist http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw&feature=feedrec
2691CB_Snack Take some graham crackers. Slather them in peanut butter. Dip in milk. Enjoy.
2692Yes I'm so happy!
2693Caps WHAT DOES THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON DO?
2694mood_swings http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M1vv1FfCL4
2695Smugleaf <Skalin> he's a fucking zickhead
2696KY Kentucky. What the fuck else did you think would be here?
2697wonderwoman Has the manliest pose ever. http://www.fybertech.com/4get/view/13124888901784.png
2698tmi Too much info
2699What? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyTn8gWlbu8
2700Lego http://theoatmeal.com/comics/legos
2701literally http://theoatmeal.com/comics/literally
2702puppy Makes a great hat! Also grows up to be un-cute: http://i.imgur.com/jR2E8.jpg
2703cave_explorer http://pigroll.com/img/cave_explorer.jpg
2704Jitterbug You put the boom boom into my heart
2705Hack's_job 1.) Free bacon 2.) Does whatever he wants 3.) FREE BACON!
2706ops A bigger, tastier cookie given out only in very special occasions. No, you can't have some.
2707kick Don't take them seriously. Unless it's serious. You'll know when it is.
2708jerk Klimbatize
2709cheeseburgers The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
2710Challenge_Record 15: joshwoodzy over Andrew_Man
2711Beer! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcaQRL-bSoo
2712Shit_Hammered So you may have gotten shit-faced or hammered, but are you a bad enough dude to get shit hammered?
2713adleast Hahaha, sucker!
2714Neat. What MrSatire says in response to stuff others here say when he is too lazy to make a proper response. Neat.
2715Sinfest An excellent webcomic, check it out: http://sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=1
2716Lady_GaGa http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-yzj-_YLvAyg/TmrdjRhUJtI/AAAAAAAAQMs/K2_hedVg3Lg/s320/gaga+pj.jpg
2717Hack's_GTBP http://dl.dropbox.com/u/19577155/gtbp/games.html
2718Captain_Oblivious See: Hacker
2719Child_Abuse http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/i-Rd9z67D/0/L/i-Rd9z67D-XL.jpg
2720Opinions [Sehkmaenzo] Opinions on games are like dicks, everyone has one, and everyone wants to shove his down everyone else's throats
2721file something that is not found.
2722404 Error: File not found.
2723Fode_Cavalo <Sehkmaenzo>	It means Horse Fucker :D
2724Stronghold Kill a whole afternoon on just one level.
2725Not_Tetris_2 http://stabyourself.net/nottetris2/ - Tetris with physics!
2726tact This conversation has none.
2727Stravinsky Some bullshit composer. Seriously, who decides to use time signatures like 5/16, 3/16, and 5/8 all right next to each other in some clusterfuck set of measures?
2728Highlight What you use in mIRC to make it beep at you when someone say your name. To configure it, go to the "tools" menu up top, go to address book, then go to the highlight tab and click the 'add' button.
2729Best_Pasta http://hphotos-sjc1.fbcdn.net/284117_1893931429259_1270752093_1661325_4715015_n.jpg
2730dead http://globalgeeknews.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/25_years_of_dying_by_thebourgyman.jpg
2731Ermac Not worth a definition. Really.
2732timebomb_record 3 in a row
2733Hamlet To be, or not to be, like The Lion King? That is the question.
2734like do you mean, "like", or, do you mean, "LIKE like"?
2735_ An underscore. Use it instead of a space when giving the bot commands, or it will only see the first word.
2736Softwich A custom Camwich CamWin developed in response to strep throat. The sandwich consists of ham, macaroni salad, a slice of thick-crust pizza, and mayo, in between two slices of wheat bread.
2737the_more_you_know http://www.hark.com/clips/jtmpxllskn-the-more-you-know
2738California Jimmy wants to go there.
2739Lem's_Blog http://everythingsucksforever.tumblr.com/
2740Lem's_Death You party. Hard. His wishes
2741Kyle His mom's a bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
2742Hack's_ToDoList http://dl.dropbox.com/u/19577155/stuff/index.html
2743scott Lem, and Hacker
2744Alternative_Medicine Like normal medicine, with the huge advantage of being easy to understand, and the small disadvantage of not really working
2745Teamspeak You can find the sydlexia.com Teamspeak server at sydlexia.dyndns.org
2746bitwise bitwise's games: http://pastebin.com/qVqgBqYA webspace: http://bitwise10.dyndns.org
2747penusaur japanese tentacle hentai version of Venusaur. Watch out for his "Bullet seed" attack
2748no_dice http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOJ1vmjffyc
2749Auto-Rejoin-Chatzilla By default, ChatZilla will not try to rejoin a channel if you are kicked from it. You can turn this on globally using /pref autoRejoin true, or /channel-pref autoRejoin true to turn it on only for the current channel (see tweaking the preferences for more details).
2750qwop http://www.viddler.com/explore/Maxwell_Adams/videos/357/ and http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html
2751Boner_juice The taxes on it are just right in the Boner_King's land
2752A It's the first letter of the alphabet
2753Birthdays http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJnCHy0p6n4
2754Chewing For teething babies and velociraptors
2755lightweight aika
2756Snail_Maze http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsrrqlByb7A
2757banana_slugs http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UC_Santa_Cruz
2758Mencoder http://dl.dropbox.com/u/465476/mencoder.exe Necessary for recording and producing movie files with ZSNES
2759LoZ <lavalarva> my euphemism for masturbation is LoZ
2760Alowishus_Games http://pastebin.com/V0hEdbXb
2761Amnesia http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4w0_n1Yras
2762milkshakes http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/memes-dad-dad-the-boys-from-school-are-in-the-yard.jpg
2763soiled_it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP8UXGX4XhE&feature=related
2764potato Alowishus' meal of the day, every day
2765Apemaenzo Sehkmaenzos sidekick against crime
2766oneliners Fernin is the King of these
2767Timesplit http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Time_Split Side B: http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Time_Split-Side_B
2768McAfee The WORST antivirus you could ever use. If you wish to debate this talk to Mr_Scott
2769Tim He's flying by
2770Closed http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqRPOEa3P44
2771your_mom You would not believe some of the things I've heard about her
2772love http://pbfcomics.com/77/
2773ACCIDENTSALLY When she's around, accidents may happen
2774work Work = Power/Time
2775Burning <+Crazy_Bastard> Burning has subsided
2776o/ http://images.pictureshunt.com/pics/i/internet_high_five-2496.jpg
2777spanish_inquisition Not even the Bat Family expects them: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4jLI8wzxTII/Sb_R4MAl85I/AAAAAAAAAY8/dOKTGHHuYrI/s400
2778pingas PINGAS is a fad that started on YouTube in 2007 by Stegblob. It is thoroughly retarded, much like many other fads started on YouTube, and, of course, most internet memes in general.
2779UsaSatsui_Halloween http://i.imgur.com/fJKOC.jpg
2780HP the laptops are nice if you remove all the preinstalled stuff
2781vodak Gets you drunk
2782ESPN http://30fps.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/2011-October-29-12-1-101.jpg
2783Beldantazar_Plays http://www.livestream.com/beldantazarsletsplay?t=810395 A channel where Beldantazar streams the games that TARDISman is unable to stream.
2784The_TARDS The resident LP group for #sydlexia, consists of TARDISman, Beldantazar, Bitwise, and Jin. Expect wackiness, horrifying errors, and plenty of retro games, played for /your/ enjoyment!
2785Google-fu A sacred art of the internet. Not many have mastered its beauty, but those who take the 10 seconds to do so find their lives easier
2786Lord_Andrew_Man http://macromeme.com/dog/nintendo-knight.html
2787Spartacus You are not he.
2788Mr_Scott He's a pirate http://dl.dropbox.com/u/19577155/me.jpg : His theme http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXoZsgNHquM
2789Banjo http://youtu.be/qggxi0CNt2s?t=4m7s
2790Nasruddin http://www.globalone.tv/profiles/blogs/mulla-nasruddin
27914chan http://images.encyclopediadramatica.ch/d/d8/4chanbunny.jpg
2792Wumbo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SQP5uB7ek0&feature=related
2793Dropbox <ProfessorTARDIS> I DON'T WANT TO USE DROPBOX
2794Moogle_Suplex http://lpix.org/326222/suplextrain2.gif Even better than when Sabin pulls it off
2795Mormon No premarital sex, no drinking, no smoking, no drugs
2796McPreng McDouche's eager sidekick who uses his accounting powers for good!
2797Juese http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5Vv9gcGFpM
2798time http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/033/567/rape_time.jpg?1262671715
2799McDonalds http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI5YFVagu8M
2800toilet http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2011/11/toilet-sign.jpg
2801Desu Desu Dusu Desu Desu Dusu Desu Desu Dusu Desu Desu Dusu Desu Desu Dusu Desu Desu Dusu Desu Desu Dusu Desu Desu Dusu Desu Desu Dusu
2802skub http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF020-Skub.gif
2803Marvel > DC
2804=_the_best_=: Shardea, mjkefka, eggs, frisbee, fireworks, swimming in rivers, turbans, capes, Andrew_Man, volcano beef burritos, BeachBum, sleeping for 14 hours straight, cream of mushroom soup, Buffalo & Ranch Doritos, Klimbatize's mom, Shardea enough
2805Rook Klim's worst nightmare
2806wut http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ot9JtiHhiU&feature=related
2807mastemind if it doesn't work, you're afflicted with typo disease
2808Revelations_7:12 And the locations of Paradise doth be contained within Drew_Linky's ass.
2809Moonlitegirl Jesus Christ, Hack, let it go already!
2810Dragon_bones They're at the Western Guardtower
2811Ass_Pennies http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f7112b01fb/ass-pennies-from-greatest-comedy-sketches
2812GIF's They belong on forum posts, not around websites
2813tl;dr Not an excuse
2814totes mcgotes
2815Blendtec Yes, it blends
2816fianchettoed To have sex with lavalarva's mom
2817Wabbajack http://www.imperial-library.info/content/daggerfall-wabbajack That's all you need to know
2818will2 MrSatire gets CB's death curse, and will be haunted forever by the screams of Apple fanboy children.
2819Klimby_syrup You know what it is ;)
2820DC < Marvel
2821zanzibar_land They have poisonous hamsters there.
2822Ding_Dong_Ditch http://youtu.be/BJV9Lq9X9Uw
2823dog god backwards
2824hey_listen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpXggU9bhbk&feature=related
2825Twitter http://theoatmeal.com/comics/twitter_stop
2826Metal_Gear_Solid_RISK War has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles fought rolling dice across a game board. War has changed. Plastic soldiers carry plastic weapons, use plastic gear. War has changed.
2827Reddit It's like /b/, but not full of brain rape
2828Pilgrim_Punch http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs24/f/2009/241/c/2/Art_Trade_w_BLO__M_by_maddoxfanx.png
2829slayerguy http://blip.tv/freyjador/how-to-run-an-irc-5756230
2830DoucheMcCallister <Douche> I've had it I'm poking his ass!
2831Failure that nickname you parents like to call you
2832Horse http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtCY-Hq2mOs&feature=player_embedded#!
2833Apple http://theoatmeal.com/comics/apple
2834handwriting http://theoatmeal.com/blog/handwriting
283523/11/11 Return of the King
283611/23/11 You're doing dates wrong, ToG.
283723 one of the months, according to some Canadian dickhead
2838deer http://fukung.net/v/36675/58697a22e51e058bcf5c331327945677.gif
2839nose_banana http://fukung.net/v/21297/af07dbf404ffb6af71bcf998e859560f.gif
2840P http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVKkWvNQzxE
2841Titin http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx0kMizIioI
2842Score CB 1, God 0
2843Klimbatize http://www.facebook.com/pages/Klimbatize/145622898782121 One of Fig's Top 10 songs of all time. UPDATE: CB pissed them off, kinda: http://oi41.tinypic.com/1h2maq.jpg
2844decimals Donate them to Lexy, or aika, and face the consequences. FigNewton and Klimbatize accept decimals with open arms--give them to them
2845hey_listen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sZ0Yn16Dgg&feature=related
2846Fi Navi, without all the "hey's"
2847Togddler Not my fucking name.
2848Togdiddler ToGdor's name.
2849gopcjheren According to Fig, you are this.
2850Swagger <@FigNewton> My hips don't lie :(
2851Homour FigNewton's homoerotic allure
2852rabid_attack_bunnies http://media.fukung.net/images/40494/2071316da0ece14c1dc8a76815397b0a.jpg
2853Internet Where men are men, woman are men, and children are FBI agents.
2854long http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kEWxIl200s
2855Snow http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtILxBszyf8
2856DouchebagMusicTalk <CamWin> And yet, sophisticated in a choreographical way
2857Complain_Train <ToGdor> WAH WAH WAH I DOENT LIEK WAT YOO DOHNTD LIEK I AM NOU UNDERSCORE PHUN
2858Seymour Pffft, wannabe
2859Kuja One seriously hot chick
2860flex http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dD3dz44Xf8
2861Anima You're grounded, Seymour (hit for 99999 damage)
2862Wat The subject at hand is so confusing and/or unbelievable it causes me to forget to put an "h" after the w
2863:O_monster CB found it in a game called Incursion, it's some sort of demon thing: http://i.imgur.com/9tCDR.png
2864commas Use them
2865lolol <@CamWin> I ended up just swallowing it because I didn't want to taste it anymore but I thought it'd be impolite to spit it out D:
2866Rance "MY HYPER WEAPON WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!"
2867Zergcake http://tctechcrunch2011.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/10_kesz_scnezet-2e4.jpg
2868pudi http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B10BxYZqa1Q
2869Lemon http://sharkrobot.com/images/large/shirt_vgcats_combustiblelemons_back_LRG.jpg
2870best http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-december-5-2011/indecision-2012---the-sh-t-s-gettin--real?xrs=synd_facebook
2871Crazy_French_Canadians http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6b2A98Ol2Y
2872.xxx everyone should have a .xxx domain, so why not you?
2873Psychiatrist http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8BWBn26bX0
2874kenya http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/kenya/
2875lesbian http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVF8NvDZ_XA
2876liquid_meat ToGdor's mother
2877Solid_Meat CamWin
2878Solidus_Meat ToGdor
2879Gas_Meat Beldantazar
2880limp_meat ToGdor
2881Rigid_Meat ToGdor
2882erectile_dysfunction ToGdor
2883Non-Newtonian_Fluid_Meat TheFlamingSchnitzel
2884=_the_average_= CamWin, ToGdor's opinions on Zelda games
2885Joshwoodzy_and_ToGdors_mothers Boring, suicide inducing, and overrated
2886Brave_Fencer_Musashi Brave Fencer Musashi
2887Heroin Breakfast of champions
2888fantastic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oybNu2oSwBs
2889=_the_best_= Shardea, mjkefka, eggs, frisbee, fireworks, swimming in rivers, turbans, capes, Andrew_Man, volcano beef burritos, BeachBum, sleeping for 14 hours straight, cream of mushroom soup, Buffalo & Ranch Doritos, Klimbatize's mom, Shardea enough, buffalo sauce, Zune, Crazy_Bastard, alfredo noodles, volcano nachos, pigs-in-a-blanket, FigNewton, Zelda: Oracle of Ages & Oracle of
2890Antipyretic Any kind of herb that can be used to lower a fever. Also a totally kickass battle song from Final Fantasy Tactics
2891doodly http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=hnewjEEUs1c
2892Mormon_Jesus http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Fsf-iIGjJI
2893Naunie The Arlock Cock. Naunie is not a communist. He may be a lair, a pig, an idiot, a communist. But he is not a porn star!
2894TARDISbro Tardis' bro from college, she's a pretty cool dude
2895Spammin' Soliciting sex
2896Beldantazar Terrible jokes ahoy. If there's a second meaning to any word you say, he'll let you know, with one of the previously mentioned terrible jokes.
2897ProfessorTARDIS Mark his words one day he will snap and murder Beld for all his bad puns on his LPs
2898Bel'sBadJokeCount II
2899BestQuote <ChokingVictim> I'd fuck a baby to save its life
2900DTF Down to fuck?
2901Guns_and_Roses They met FigNewton
2902Tog'sDoucheCounter OVER 9000!
2903Homo_milk <@FigNewton> Homo milk is like drinking /cream/ <@FigNewton> And it is a /beautiful experience/
2904;o cooler than :O
2905Cam,OnLink <CamWin> If somebody /hot/ dressed up in a Link costume, I would /rend their flesh/ /six ways from Sunday/, male or female
2906ToGdors_mother Makes everyone pissed off at each other
2907self-awareness <+ChokingVictim> I kid
2908drunk Lem's usual state of being
2909Ghandi's_Battleship http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/files/2011/10/drinking-battleship.jpg
2910Acid_Rain http://robbieandbobby.com/coalescence/
2911beheading It's when you start with a head and end up without one
29122.2 Klimbatize's mother
2913Vanish/Doom In FFVI all bosses have instant death protection that keeps such trivial things like Doom from one shotting them. Casting Vanish on a boss screws with the programming a bit by overriding that immunity with Vanish's inherent 100% Magic Hit Rate stat. Thus everything except the undead die to Vanish/Doom, and the undead can just be Phoenix Down-ed
2914terraria The latest trend among Syd Lexian gamers. Hop into the server and play with us! 71.87.113.19, port 25565, password sydlexia. This 24/7 dedicated server kindly provided by that guy, Beldantazar.
2915FusieNStonie http://i.imgur.com/RwjfC.jpg
2916Graham Not OWD
2917Alexander_Graham_Bell Klimbatize's mom
2918NOT_LUPIN <NOT_LUPIN> I am a very methodical idiot
2919Gift_Card Does the same thing as money, just less efficiently
2920dibs the fucking law
2921notes Where MrSatire comes from, they are called letters, according to Nintendo
2922Coire Syd proved it was really him. http://sydlexia.com/coire.html
2923mario-ism Yay, though I walk through the valley of the piranha plants, I shall fear no teeth.
2924Zelda_Timeline http://i.imgur.com/UICGW.jpg
2925SatMine MrSatire's Minecraft Server! WEB: http://theunknown907.dyndns-free.com/ SERVER: theunknown907.dyndns-free.com
2926Ezekiel_23:20 "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."
2927Cranky "Look!...look at this!...as I rock, my beard swings! Waste of frames in my opinion!"
2928MarioKart7 I'll be using gyro controls!
2929Hard_mode It sucks
2930RG Social securities less interesting 3rd cousin
2931Kahlua Drink choice of Arlock41, makes him forget things
2932Coke SSNNNOOOOOOORT!!!
2933Coca_Cola The drink of the Gods, REAL men, Hack, and Chuck Norris
2934MarvelGirl One of CB's bitches.
2935debate cyber sex
2936will In the case of the death of the forumer Crazy_Bastard, his #sydlexia points shall be distributed thusly: 35% goes to CamWin, and his camwiches of glory; Klimbatize gets 25% too, for his beauty, whorey. 5% for MDL, first lurker of the chat; 35% goes to aika, who also gets his hat. Crucial is to whom he bestows his nick; FigNewton is the chosen one, because he's pretty slick. And
2937French Mr_Scott cannot speak this
2938tripping_balls http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=258
29397_and_up http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=261
2940Yeltsin www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHfbpL0NDmw
2941Beld <TheFlamingSchnitzel> i think beld's rather funny
2942wire http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Block_heater
2943Albino Fig is one, thus making them automatically awesome.
2944Music_Lover Cam is one, thus making music awesome.
2945Safety_Glasses Make sure to grab a pair before looking at CamWin, his radiance has been known to cause blindness
2946Banned http://tf2r.com/banned.swf
2947Women http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/5718/1123954473i29753ia.jpg
2948imperialism http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imperialism
2949Boktai The finest solar powered vampire-slaying videogame of all time.
2950funbucks 1 IRC Funbuck = 1 lap dance from CamWin
2951coolness <CamWin> I mean I do it because I am /completely oblivious and/or uncaring to the judgements and assumptions of others/
2952Hack's_Billion 16:25 starting at 50 points
2953!cs for the capitalists
2954mfw motherfuckin' woodzy
2955doofy Klimbatize's mother
2956metric_system http://nitpiq.com/i/1103
2957xchat It's like mIRC but with python instead of mIRC script and fun instead of a "buy me" message on loadup
2958l2p Learn to play, newb
2959Jonah_Hex <#Klimbatize> OMI/GAWD/ GUIZE DATZ LIEK MAI FAVOWIT MOOVEE
2960whinethread MrSatire's name for the "This shit pisses me off" thread.
2961Red_Dead_Redemption Grand Theft Auto on horseback.
2962NIIOMTPLABOPARMBETZHELBETRABSBOMONIMONKONOTDTEKHSTROMONT The world's longest acronym (look it up Fernin)
2963Carcassonne http://games.asobrain.com/pages/play/toulouse.php?lobby=tnorank
2964ou It makes things Canadian and thus, awesome.
2965TwentyTwoPointScale Superior to the ten point scale in every way.
2966chain You need a minimum of three. Two is /not/ a chain. The chain ends when someone is kicked for :O'ing. Break a chain otherwise at the risk of scorn and/or a kick. Things that don't count as breaking a chain: Being kicked as the chain ends, people entering or leaving.
2967manstruation When a man is being a bitch.
2968list_of_foods_Camwin_doesn't_like chocolate, caramel, peanut butter, cherries (allergic), celery (allergic), high amounts of soy (allergic), pineapples, pecans (pecan pie is the /bomb/, though), mushrooms, chicken noodle soup, my mom's spaghetti, my mom's lasagna, really any kind of sausage that isn't italian, brussel sprouts, grape juice, green grapes, egg rolls, raspberries,
2969list_of_foods_CamWin_doesn't_like2 anything even remotely sour, chicken livers, any fried meat (I hate the skin), chili, horseradish, turkey, mild cheddar cheese (sharp cheddar is okay though)
2970aika n. Female. Act like you've been around one before and stop humping her leg. (Good with Japanese, linguistics, and psychology. Just ask!)
297100110001001001111010000101101110011 Useful code for time travel
2972Adrien_Brody http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygI-2F8ApUM
2973Listmaster_General ToGdor
2974StrangeButEndearingmaster_General CamWin
2975-master_General ToG's favorite suffix
2976and meh lol so Shardea
2977Nikki http://josephcollins.deviantart.com/art/nikki-is-mai-secrit-waifu-276169120
2978coffee http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF6-CnBdCJ0
2979moving_birthday a birthday that moves
2980FPC Flying Penis Coins
2981makes_sense Not Sure's new catch phrase
2982Quiet If it's quiet in the main, people are either cyberring or looking at porn
2983typing_one_handed <ToGyo> It's a talent I developed out of necessity
2984LOTR http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxAEo3CWeq8
2985TheFlamingSchnitzel She can turn gay men straight. Also, she is the cure for old age. And she'll /never/ send aika a picture of her penis.
2986peach_schnapps aika's new love. Tastes fantastic. Get's her pleasantly drunk.
2987Fapping what happens when Lem's not drunk
2988yoga http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVQT9mDDeJo
2989Hair_Color http://ns223506.ovh.net/rozne/d510a50ddf7033a3c009812dc64adda0/wallpaper-168652.jpg NSFW
2990manliest Crazy_Bastard, MrSatire, Klimbatize, and CamWin
2991lockedSD Take SD card out, check lock switch, unlock if needed, put back in, enjoy.
29923DS <@Fernin> you can always masturbate the system, Chao, just shake it several hundred times a day
2993Cassius Thanks for nothing, bitch
2994The_Big_Bang_Theory The greatest show in the history of everything ever and if you disagree then you hereby agree to let justdrop teabag you repeatedly until you perish.
2995Canadians Figgy, Fusie, Vald, Bitwise, Lavalarva, Richthofen, RossRifle, Mr_Takosuke, Bassguy
2996gong http://gooong.com/
2997facepalm http://www.omfgod.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/double-facepalm.jpg
2998MakaWuhu MrSatire's #1 time in time trials for this Mario Kart 7 course is 01:21.153. Recorded Jan 21 2012. Yes, he used the glitch. Again.
2999up_enter Hitting these two keys at the same time while in the IRC sucks
3000Kalimari_Desert The trick is to time it so that the steam locomotive that crosses the course won't block you. If the train is crossing in front of you, you should temporarily stop. It's very dangerous to enter the train tunnel, even if it is a shortcut...
3001Cyvita Longer. Stronger. More frequent erections.
3002statistics http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/stats-show-1-out-of-3-people-are-fags.jpg
3003best_attributes http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/seriously-unemployed.png
3004Jay_Mohr Shut Up, Dorn wishes he could marry him
3005Mother_1 The amazing prequel to Earthbound. And Nintendo actually localized it, but didn't release it. It's a Gurranteed Masterpiece!
3006FunFact - WARNING - neither fun nor fact are guaranteed.
3007Valdronius Rarely talks, never ops.
3008sexier http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/403736_610853208778_66701765_32462237_910070489_n.jpg
3009most_sexy http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z68/Cam-win/100_1237.jpg
3010photobomb http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/37343_1401651535747_1666085945_907079_7151485_n.jpg
3011sexist Klimbatize
3012AYFKM http://oi41.tinypic.com/20ru59w.jpg
3013navi http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/2/8/2/113282_v1.jpg
3014no_fun <@FigNewton> CamWin I /do not dip/, I /scatter topping/ on /top of the/ plate of food <Klimbatize> I have to side with Fig here...his method is not "no fun" ||| <+Klimbatize> getting someone else's opinion on a song I like doesn't interest me, sorry... ||| <+ProfessorTARDIS> Don't troll with the bot
3015Skyrim http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/halolz-dot-com-skyrim-physics-bitchimahorse.jpg
3016question_marks MrSatire could really use them.
3017The_Adventures_of_Sinbad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uySjNjcsDR0
3018sinbad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uySjNjcsDR0
3019DadWin http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmUEs9CBsu0
3020David_Hayter You will go gay for him http://images.wikia.com/metalgear/images/5/5e/David_Hayter.jpg
3021cockgravy It's the funniest fucking thing ever. The gays love it.
3022ironing It's delicious.
3023babies http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLVulS7mW-w
3024donate [points] username
3025Mercy what's that?
3026wrestler http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IySZI0-NMdQ
3027stark naked
3028Free_Form_Jazz http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4sEcIHG0Yc&feature=related
3029The_Bess Canada
3030satanism "How to behave in Heaven."
3031you_don't_say http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvrp8bU9AV1qibz0jo1_500.png
3032;P means the last statement(s) aren't serious.
3033justdrop 4:39p    (FuzzySlippers) YOU ARE WORSE THAN TERRORISM, A RAPIST, AND THE GUY WHO KILLED JFK
3034victory_screech http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdN0NXgjsn8&feature=related
3035lolwut http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvYP_d2S1Pg&feature=relmfu
3036DJ Hang the DJ
3037Misty http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/017/c/8/pokemon___bikini_misty_sketch_by_lichtdiamant-d37frah.png
3038Trololo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oavMtUWDBTM
3039!line For when you feel like spamming the chat, but are already bored of !define random.
3040Sexual_Tyrannosaurus http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrDG4sPul8w
3041Gonk The saddest droid of them all
3042children http://i.imgur.com/O1V1S.jpg
3043don't_care http://chzfailafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/not-a-single-fuck-was-given-that-day.gif
3044Southern_Comfort Nectar of the Gods. Also how justdrop was conceived.
3045Cam's_Favorite Not Klimbatize
3046Klimbatize_Sucks TRU FAX
3047List_of_Foods_that_are_really_horrible_when_CamWins_Mom_makes_them_that_are_really_good_in_all_actuality spaghetti, lasagna, chili
3048Fancy_Sauce http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOoeXZPDVvw
3049List_of_CamWins_favorite_foods Red grapes, orange chicken, eggs, fish, biscuits & gravy, popcorn, Camwiches, waldorf salad, frozen strawberries, baked beans, broccoli, buffalo chicken, volcano nachos from Taco Bell
3050OOCT Out Of Context Theatere (sic). Pretty much what it says on the tin.
3051melancholy http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5FGrtt5Jyiw/TPqn7Phtc-I/AAAAAAAAAHg/LkOadX1aW4A/s1600/bananas.jpg
3052asswaffles you know what they are
3053saxophones http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkmncrAPILw&feature=related
3054heman http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeFH-QoAPCk&feature=related
3055elections Vote for this man http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d_FvgQ1csE&feature=related
3056walk_the_dog masturbate
3057eff fuck
3058WTF Weiner Touches Face
3059Alexis_Krauss The future Mrs. Batize
3060Wisdom <sidewaydriver> eh, you dont NEED to know what condoms are, you just need to know when to pull out
3061Guy_Kazama A soldier who obtained many ranks, including Tank Buster, Metal Soldier, and Marshal. Also near invulnerable. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I1_183Y1MY
3062Captain_Crunch It does stuff to your mouth
3063earnest_evans http://www.youtube.com/user/retsupurae#p/c/324B02FF38ACFDBB/0/aOkbXeIKKgY
3064The_Price_is_Right Advertizing for big companies by giving away truck loads of their stuff. and making it fun at the same time.
3065:| pa pa pa poker face
3066African_Well_Man The greatest superhero of all time
30674_skin_cancers it's like their all aeonic and we're Sasha Baron Cohen
3068Amoeba_Biker_Gang They are the worst unicellular menace.
3069What_Face ಠ_ಠ
3070Happiness http://i.imgur.com/OvGuT.gif
3071ToGdor http://i.imgur.com/OvGuT.gif
3072Lazy I'll throw something funny in here later
3073Rocktacious AM is so much of this amps can't even keep up with him
3074rimshot http://instantrimshot.com/classic/?sound=rimshot
3075Beld_joke In case of a Belder, please use the following button http://instantrimshot.com/classic/?sound=wilhelmscream
3076Sehksy >:I
3077Hack's_shopping_list BATTERY FOR THIS LAPTOP
3078Arlock's_Shopping_List Tons of Bitches
3079whales CamWin eats them in soup? o_O?
3080dsok Dog stepped on keyboard
3081Python It takes all the work out of programming. Thus making it fun
3082winner http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season8/canine6.mp3
3083desperado http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt2v9eebEB1r2fl0so1_250.jpg
3084oven_mitt Scar prevention
3085over_9000: It's actually Over 8,000 - http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Nightvol/Pictures/over8000.png
3086procrastinate Someone was going to add a definition, but thought "Meh" maybe tomorrow.
3087Hornay It's like horny, but classier
3088Guns_n'_Roses They're secretly misogynistic robots http://www.feelnumb.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/R-2231121-1271199316.jpeg
3089Rampage! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cR-WiGKZtg
3090Forever http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-Q7b-vHY3Q
3091Peak_of_Manliness Watching the Buffy the Vampire Slayer musical episode with your dad drinking a beer
3092BK Before Klimbatize...thus, unimportant.
3093Assassin's_Creed http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4G8Wo6UCx4&context=C4599a6aADvjVQa1PpcFOzHmys-7h70p855W0uz0hIvFPAfREFGb8=
3094tomatoes Food of the devil. Only meant to be smashed into ketchup or made into salsa, otherwise the devil's food.
3095Canadialand America's hat. Home to awesome people like FigNewton.
3096best_laugh No it isn't. The Tidus one is.
3097Logs http://www.twistednether.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/logs.jpg
3098Joker_Laugh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb8fWUUXeKM
3099Gun_Control This definition has been hijacked! Oh NOES!
3100Night People who say "Night" and then leave before people have a chance to tell them good night suck :(
3101Hipsters http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzxcjg7YZSs&feature=related
3102Microwave It is Arlock's only friend
3103tumbleweed http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lunspcAdrQ1qbcq69.gif
3104brackets The brackets are just part of the example, not something you should take literally. Try again, dumbass.
3105hikumatsune Leader of the HikuNyans (http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQHMMo2OHJkK-M4U6eErYI6xPdELFo6624plQlAdKQi2r5P8it5FAGXOsnn2A) plans to rule the Earth by 2017 with his army of Nyans.
3106Best_Conquered_By A barcode hidden in the center of the Earth that specifically states the best time the Earth should be conquered. There is no such thing as an unconquerable planet.
3107Nyan A language that is used by Hiku and his Nyans. If you hear Nyanning, lock your doors, and bar your windows, because a Hikunyan might destroy your house, and sleep on your feet, in that order.
3108mime http://i.imgur.com/a70c6.gif
3109ARTC http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPcRgLlom3g&list=UULwcstooDVZ4cgRcoA9HJJw
3110Taco_Time Hack's taco place of choice
3111eh Error: File not found, eh?
3112Hikunyan Elite Soldier of Hiku's Nyan army run by the General Muka Legurine. Hikunyans are equipped with built in eye lasers and have a 36 in strength.
3113Dwarf_Fortress http://dwarffortresswiki.org/images/4/40/FunComic.png
3114Riker http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn270/weissinthesnow/Star%20Trek/gifcreepyriker.gif
3115Four_Skin_Cancers They smell bad and will steal your bike... and they aren't very nice. Especially that Josh fellow
3116Closing_Time http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGytDsqkQY8&ob=av2e
3117monkey when a nyan becomes old or injured after battle, they go through a proccessing machine that takes out all of their brains, mashes their bodies together, combines their intellect and created hairy spies that work for the nyan organization, these spies are known as monkies...also not sehks friend.
3118slab Retuuurn the slaaab, or suffer my cuuurse!
3119TheGreatPumpkin www.youtube.com/watch?v=br2hZOJb3H8
3120fhqwhgads Everybody to the limit!
3121omg http://s7.postimage.org/kidul07ft/steve3.gif
3122Bobby's_World :O http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqQjpTbHR0A
3123pun Error: Good pun not found
3124Gay_Desperado http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_clF1cAhKwQ0/SnY4QWbovdI/AAAAAAAAAQw/kToflVX_AnM/s400/tuska_panel.jpg
3125Gay_City http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_clF1cAhKwQ0/SnY4PiuaveI/AAAAAAAAAQY/40_H09z4s8o/s400/gay4.jpg
3126win http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-hBiqaKubbqg/Tu-mKRdel2I/AAAAAAAAAPo/5lz-lYkJhik/s1600/a_winner_is_you_1024.jpg
3127Kirby (>' ' )> ^( ' ' )^ <( ' ' <) ^( ' ' )^ (>' ' )> ^( ' ' )^ <( ' ' <)
3128iTunes 1:23p    (Sehkmaenzo) iTunes has to be bulky to fit all the ego, though
3129/ That little character you sometimes forget before typing a command
3130fernyan http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/4162/fernyan.jpg
3131Sehknyan http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/2665/sehknyan1.jpg
3132Sehkmaenzo_and_Logic Logic was last on Sehkmaenzo's side on 2012/04/21 8:35 EST
3133Rainbat http://blog.rifftrax.com/wp-content/photos/RainbowBatman1.jpg
3134Malakapalakadoo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ikaVdllBko
3135The_Blackout That Welsh Post-Hardcore Band named after one of our forumers.
3136peanut_butter [23:06]	hikumatsune	I imagine Fernin's voice as peanut butter.
3137puns Error: Good puns not found either.
3138Chloroform Arlock's answer to every problem.
3139d3countdown http://www.7is7.com/otto/countdown.html?year=2012&month=5&date=15&hrs=0&ts=24&tz=local&min=0&sec=0&lang=en&show=dhms&mode=t&cdir=down&bgcolor=%23CCFFFF&fgcolor=%23000000&title=Countdown%20To
3140a_lot It means you don't get kicked.
3141Zanven http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=381818
3142pokerface :|
3143awesomefying http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/27500000/Pinjata-happy-tree-friends-27554774-450-450.jpg
3144fucked_up http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QFwo57WKwg&feature=related
3145Hustler <JoshWoodzy>	Hustler just shows close up vagina. Vaginas aren't really that sexy, especially close up.
3146Playboy <@UsaSatsui> Leave your Playboys out for your sons to find, but hide the Hustler, because that shit will turn an impressionable young man gay
3147History_of_Nintendo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xR5DaYuDWYs
3148Touhou Neo: "Are you saying I can dodge bullets?" Morpheus: "No. I'm saying when you're ready you won't need to."
3149Gnerp Preng's adorable but challenged relative who, having said only two lines, exceeded Preng in popularity.
3150Astro_Chicken http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_sP3318_UY
3151Strongest_Man_in_the_World http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJsJeKA6wDo
3152caps_lock_keys They are some tasty shit. Crazy_Bastard prefers eating them as opposed to eating spacebars.
3153beldantazar's_game http://dl.dropbox.com/u/47370137/Beldsgame2%20%282%29.rar Executable is in HW5_gameprog_jschwa31Bx - copy (2)\StupidStuff1\bin\x86\Release don't ask why it's called stupidstuff1.exe. Make sure to read the help. You need the XNA 3.0 runtime.
3154manana http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-3qncy5Qfk
3155Red_Breast http://419eater.com/html/joe_eboh.htm
3156May The worst month. Moth month.
3157ALL_THE_LOOT LOOT FOR THE LOOT GOD
3158war: it never changes
3159Stealing MrSatire does this to his own parents. It's all okay though, cause he says he'll stop once he gets a job. Cause that makes /everything/ alright.
3160ChanServ Asshole
3161FigNewton http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eX3fykPebQY
3162Showbiz_Pizza http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHXuf-xH6vQ
3163Beastmaster_II http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55B6XuZEugo
3164Double_Dragon http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQQdw1uRn04
3165Josh's_Nipples Arlock can't get enough of them. They're now equipped with lazers. See them in action: http://i.imgur.com/21nx7.gif
3166SwiftTheFox15 THE MASTER OF TYPOS
3167Dalnet Error: File timeout
3168Slim_Good_body http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jem2dn07OWM
3169Creamsickle Delicious drink: 1 part vodka, 3 parts orange juice, 1 part lemon drop juice, 1 part grenadine try it
3170chkdsk It's a bad program because it actually attempts to /fix/ problems with your file system. This is apparently a /bad/ thing for a disk checking program to do.
3171boolean True, False, File Not Found
3172Windows_7 <MrSatire> Windows 7 is pretty good.
3173Quicksave Your Savior in Oblivion
3174dumbo <@FigNewton> I told CamWin that Ghost sucks once, and he called me a dumbo :(
3175BreanneB "This movie is a nice lesson to young people showing how difficult it is to raise a child. Once you make that commitment there's no turning back. So to all young people out there: think long and hard about it before you have sex. Your responsible."
3176Lemtzas !roll 1d20 !roll 1d20 !roll 1d20 !roll 1d20
3177Beldantazar2 When Beldantazar's internet takes a shit, this is the creature that it spawns.
3178Amoeba_Hater Are you a single celled eukaryotic organism that can move under it's own power and hunts smaller organisms? If so then FUCK YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!! D:<
3179KQ4 Pretty much this: http://i.imgur.com/395vO.png
3180stop Hammer Time!
3181Pretzels Make you thirsty
3182Drums http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ItZyaOlrb7E
3183badass not sarge
3184woodzy_circuit kalimari desert, kalimari desert, kalimari desert, kalimari desert
3185tooms check yo butt
3186:Orecord Did you mean :O_Record?
3187cybersst [22:15]	<cybersst>	I'm undefinable
3188List_of_Lady_Gaga_Songs_CamWin_Likes The Fame (his favorite), Scheiße, Alejandro, Dance in the Dark, Government Hooker, Beautiful Dirty Rich, Judas, So Happy I Could Die, Telephone, Highway Unicorn, Born This Way (in that order)
3189degtest Here's an 5°.
3190when? Not now, not ever.
3191Super_Solvers http://youtu.be/_UuecfrwOZc
3192Flame_War http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MToqnnNQa0I We didn't start it...
3193I'll_Bite_Your_Ear He pulled an Ermac
3194slide http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-OsPJpx1Pc
3195High_Low Three friends end up betting more than moey when their new poker buddy reveals his hand. Fantastic dark comedy film, check it out here http://vimeo.com/37408429
3196stats Old stats pages: http://fernin.8m.com/Stats/stats.html ~ Final DALnet stats page: http://fernin.8m.com/Stats/sydlexia8.html ~ First DarkMyst stats page: http://fernin.8m.com/Stats/sydlexia9.html
3197Lady Do we have those here?
3198dialup Error: Fi
3199Pikmin_3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uongnzm-A2U
3200Cam|Movie hugs Joe
3201comment There is none.
3202beer The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUVwR0rw5fk
3203of_course http://youtu.be/X8u7px_GzWQ
3204The_Protomen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncVTPuU7CBY
3205:O_Kick_Record 6
3206:o_rules Yes it does.
3207Cut_it_out http://www.gifsoup.com/view/54500/cut-it-out-o.gif
3208Mama's_Family http://youtu.be/X8NJKS9GLHo
3209Mussolini When you're Italian for a Root Beer, there's no time for Mussolini!
3210MrSatire Sat-urday, Sat-urday, Sat-urday Night's all right!
3211Superhero_Movies <Drew_Linky> Green Lantern or Spiderman wouldn't be nearly as enjoyable as most people think they are if the fight scenes were replaced with intelligent conjecture and debate.
3212forum_battle Info: http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=238399#238399
3213list_of_foods_that_Drew_Linky_likes apples and grapes, steak, mac & cheese, pepperoni pizza, tacos (nothing on it but meat), cake, brownies, chocolate ice cream
3214151 The number of Pokemon there should be
3215ironic That the song doesn't feature a single example of irony.
3216record Official Record: 34 chatters on 6/19/2012 at 00:13
3217Reggie http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnUbXOeJaKI&feature=youtu.be
3218Atari_2600 <@Syd_Lexia> Motherfucking Kangaroo and shit
3219Forum_Battle_2012 <Astro_Man> Well. I'm gonna enjoy getting my ass handed to me :3 Shit. I'll campaign up the arse too.
3220beld's_nicks Beldantazar, Beldantazar2, BeldantazarLaptop, BeldantazarLaptop2, Amoeba_Hater, Torrent, Beldantaustraliar, StenchOfLonliness, Amoeba_Hater_Man
3221Beld's_Master_NIck_Plan To one day have /all/ the nicks. /ALL/ of them!
3222point_record Sarge - 269116542831 - 6/20/2012
3223Top_That http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksBE53CIT8E
3224sexlydia because lydia is a hot name
3225Acrophobia http://carboncopygames.com/games/?page_id=5
3226Fernin_Stream http://midnightcrew.wheelofcrap.com/fernin320.html
3227Antique_Furniture Thunderhorse's code word for pornography. He talks about it at work constantly.
3228Crystal_Pepsi http://youtu.be/rMV-fenGP1g
3229acoustic_guitars http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfQ-Xg_MS3k
3230Sober Lem isn't
3231nudes <Drew_Linky> I'll take nudes of anybody as long as it's not an animal.
323242 The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything
3233PeoplewhoWantToHaveSexWithSarge His Dad
3234too_many_bees http://i.imgur.com/KaoaS.jpg
3235Awful_Fantasy_3 The result of Something Awful goons modding the everloving crap out of an SNES classic. The opera's a work of art
3236Lexi_and_Chanserv http://pastebin.com/Ub7yeKJ3
3237scooter_snack Seasoned chicken wrapped in a layer of bacon. May be speed-cooked in oil or slow cooked in an oven. While it has been theorized this dish is good with an egg on top this theory has not been tested
3238log Everyone wants a log
3239Pargonians Collective term for anyone who watches Fernin's streams. PARGON PARGON PARGON
3240Ms_Marvel http://i.imgur.com/zVPyc.png NSFW
3241Ice_Keese Even MORE fucking annoying.
3242God http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocPeJn_hJpk
3243minus Huff's definition privleges
3244science http://i.imgur.com/FZEMa.jpg
3245Marvel_Pic http://i.imgur.com/MPVvE.jpg NSFW
3246URL Shorten it with this: http://goo.gl or shadyurl.com
3247CBs_pics Some NSFW: https://docs.google.com/folder/d/0B8IFlQyKGyd5bXgyc1AyQUZ1cXc/edit
3248Xexaxaxesesmurphy A cool name with a bunch of X's with an es-murphy
3249hip /not/ hep.
3250MechWarrior You can get MechWarrior 4 Mercenaries for free + a fan made expansion pack here: http://www.mektek.net/projects/mw4/
3251Ginger http://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
3252cheese The best character in the show. Better than the salami and the bologna combined!
3253Arlock's_Will Fuck you all
3254:)_record 39
3255Burrito http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--bqFOdb6_g&feature=relmfu
3256Sehkwich Sehk has seen the light. This is his sandwich now: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francesinha
3257Crazy_Bastard He remembers /his/ first definition!
3258Americanos http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3S4dBk4E1g
3259Sweden FAN YEA!
3260Brazil ISSO AÍ PORRA!
3261Distention Think when Alien comes out.
3262Mountin'_time It's always time for mountin'
3263TheWorld Drew's pimp
3264Cowabanging NSFW, seriously: http://i.imgur.com/172Hp.png
3265scooter got herpes from a toilet seat
3266CB_Boobs https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B8IFlQyKGyd5R3JlZ2xjdGdDVk0/edit NSFW
3267Hillbilly <+Klimbatize> CB is clearly a hillbilly
3268Hasselhoff http://www.lindasog.com/pics/1006/hasselhoff.gif
3269hey_big_tits You probably don't have big tits, and we're making fun of Hacker. If you do have big tits, more power to you, brother.
3270Hey_gorgeous We're making fun of Hacker, stop being creeped out, gorgeous.
3271mslt3k Mystery Syd Lexia Theater 30000 http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=MSLT3K http://synchtu.be/LordBeefington password is "mslt3k"
3272iPenis MrSatire's wet dream
3273Gerald eat tits
3274Banana_Stand There's always money in it
3275Andross Arlock's sworn enemy
3276Cam_Salad eggs, macaroni salad, croutons, real bacon bits, bits of meat loaf, bits of pizza, goldfish, ham cubes, mozzarella cheese, cheddar cheese, parmesian cheese, honey mustard, taco sauce, and cottage cheese...all mixed in one bowl!
3277CamWin's_Subway_Sandwiches Buffalo chicken sandwich on Italian Herbs & Cheese Bread. Toasted. With lettuce, tomato, onions, green bell peppers, spinach, buffalo sauce, lite mayo, sweet onion sauce, and chipotle sauce. Foot long. Oh yes.
3278french_english http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmOWejvdyvk
3279Ops_Record Roin: Nine days, 8 hours, 47 minutes. We don't know the seconds because Klimbatize sucks
3280The_Binding_of_Isaac How to turn "fuck I'm bored..." into "Holy shit it's been 3 hours and I still haven't won"
3281sheeple http://xkcd.com/1013/
3282Reinhart_x He feels fantastic. He wants to fuck something. Don't take my word for it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qPmGMfMdWA
3283I_win http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfcEHOrhJmQ&feature=related
3284Klimb_Films Pt 1: http://youtu.be/uLTrVD6jHTk | Pt 2: http://youtu.be/-ZHcPNPKArc | Pt. 3: http://youtu.be/fyq2BijwP3A | Pt. 4: http://youtu.be/_BSCsejOyDs | Pt. 5: http://youtu.be/P_lj4eOOOuo
3285Radeon See: hardon
3286`bottle If you're not careful, Drew will use it.
3287secrettosixpackabs http://imgur.com/3jQ9I Thank Reinhart_x...hope you can read Polish.
3288excitement This chat must need some right now.
3289dicks plural for dick
3290chrysanthemums Placeholder until Hacker finds something funny to put here.
3291porn-off We need to have another one. Fuck tha po-lice.
3292Reinhart_plays Come watch me piss my pants playing horror games or something http://www.twitch.tv/thejerkx
3293MsMarvel http://i55.tinypic.com/25q3kb8.jpg
3294Potato_Chip http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXYdqy5N7YQ
3295Wilhem_Scream http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf8aBFTVNEU&feature=related
3296Cam_Fapping http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFBvSy186kk
3297PigNewton http://youtu.be/eX3fykPebQY
3298Artie http://youtu.be/PJsJeKA6wDo
3299juicing See also: hugging, squeezing, engulfing, absorbing, devouring, embracing
3300tetris http://channels.dal.net/tetris/
3301Günther Sweden's hero...fuck it, he's everyone's favorite guy. That Dos Equis dude ain't got shit on Günther. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZuXgem4S8M http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dka1q-FWkrw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbYtqAWDF2U
3302Cookie_Monster Cookie Monster eats celery now. Your childhood is dead.
3303liars go to hell
3304truthers go to hell too, but only because they're annoying if they do it a lot
3305Nuns They have tight buttholes
3306MC5 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XhQRFO4M7A
3307ethical_relativism http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=96
3308Stan Satans right hand man
3309derp_face http://chzderp.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/hurr-durr-derp-face-high-fructose-corn-syrup.jpg
3310derp http://www.izismile.com/img/img3/20100908/640/funny_derp_pictures_640_14.jpg
3311not_caring http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHA5eQ6lrQE
3312Crab_People http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV5wmDhzgY8
3313Woodzysaurus http://i.imgur.com/aFgeR.jpg
3314Lorenzo_Lamas http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UaLWp72nij4/TI7JwcZemLI/AAAAAAAAUn4/kk_JOlTXkoo/s1600/lorenzo-lamas.jpg
3315Corpse_Killer http://youtu.be/Z0Ia7-ing_4
3316eye_socket NSFW http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eQegYfHVMY
3317air_guitar http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yx8FanC70S4
3318fish They definitely do not live in water
3319Honor Dead as of 9:44 PM CDT, 8/7/2012. Woodzy stabs kittens.
3320nepotism 14*** Vald sets mode +o kitten01
3321Tuesday Drew_Linky somehow feels fucking fantastic on Tuesday.
3322cotton_candy It turns you into this: http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120605020444/deadspace/images/7/74/Feeder_intro.jpg
3323Double_Trainbow http://youtu.be/p1GnG5dwCqs
3324Odell_Lake http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/5327/408205-odell_lake02.png
3325#pillowtalk If a discussion becomes explicit, feel free to move it here to keep #sydlexia at least /somewhat/ clean. More than likely NSFW
3326pipe http://goo.gl/cfqA4
3327facemelting http://i47.tinypic.com/27zzwvo.jpg
3328pizza_time NSFW http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLRBb8jf7PY
3329is_it_safe http://youtu.be/PQtM1syENmQ
3330heehee Drew's patented giggle. Nobody else wants to use it.
3331confabulations congratulations for being so fabulous
3332Camwhores [13:35] <Lem> I talk to most of them when I'm spending money, they're rather intelligent.
3333Grape_Escape http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlrx2tnSw0U
3334Doctor_Dreadful http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&NR=1&v=4XtOLVg-OhE
3335Crocodile_Dentist http://youtu.be/rX3EnlUMXR8
3336Don't_Wake_Daddy http://youtu.be/kndIxjQsw-Q
3337/say For when the first word in your sentence needs a /
3338Sesame_Street_Fighter http://i.imgur.com/MjocN.jpg
3339high-five o/*\o
3340hack_witch Mustard, Miracle whip, pickles, lettuce, and a piece of grilled chicken. May add itialian dressing
3341facepalm_emote /)_-
3342emojicons http://emojicons.com/
3343Jill_of_the_Jungle http://youtu.be/D8BAq2muM8A
3344hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia The fear of long words. Also, proof that psychologists have a sense of humor
3345Madballs http://youtu.be/EQJmfqHpUaM
3346Shardea See also: Tesseract
3347Tommy_Lee_Jones http://i.imgur.com/fe7Ad.gif
3348futa The Japanese are really fucked up
3349robocop http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web05/2011/9/15/17/enhanced-buzz-16071-1316123508-5.jpg
3350Crickets: The sound after every joke Spra makes
3351Post_Count http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/you-are-not-your-fucking-system-specs.jpg
3352Jonathan Beldantazar
3353Super_Van_City http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj-eoVKuOsk
3354Huey_Lewis Saved #sydlexia from another night of stony silence.
3355Nintendo64 http://i.imgur.com/bL3DA.jpg
3356Ballpit http://i.imgur.com/BVf5Y.jpg
3357heinz_tomato_ketchup 56 varieties and tomatoey goodness
3358DukeDick http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDVvRFlex-8
3359milk http://goo.gl/Swk6x
3360ass http://i.imgur.com/8aowz.png
3361Cocaine http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/cocaine.jpg
3362Quebec <@FigNewton> Ugh Quebec is an asshole
3363anti_pope (─┼]:)
3364bear_hug (\(o á´¥ o)/)
3365trombone Drew_Linky plays this. He doesn't make any sexual innuendos either, just fart noises into a mouthpiece.
3366Todarrow when you fall asleep after midnight and still consider it to be the previous day
3367sexy_lady AAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY
3368TARDIS_Plays Local LP duo of TARDISman and his buddy Jin, join the party at http://www.livestream.com/tardismanletsplay?t=171986 as the bumbling Lord of Time and his merry friend plays through games for the glory of the internet! In the highly unlikely chance that TARDIS has figured out how to make Twitch work, here's the link for that. http://www.justin.tv/tardisman85
3369TARDIS_Plays_Ghetto_Style If tardis fails to get twitch working properly, the link will be http://sashavol.net23.net/d/?md=1&channel=Beldantazar
3370singular_:O_record 11
3371CamSub From Subway! Buffalo chicken on Italian Herbs & Cheese bread. Pepper jack cheese. Toasted. Lettuce, tomato, onions, green bell peppers, spinach leaves, chipotle sauce, lite mayo, sweet onion sauce, buffalo sauce. Optimally accomodated with lemonade and 1-2 macademia nut cookies.
3372Natural_Selection http://i.imgur.com/OB1M6.jpg
3373Coins Arlock is swimming in them
3374lolbanjo http://imgur.com/SFmCT
3375mjkefka gay jokes :(
3376McRolled http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ssh71hePR8Q
3377+v cocaine
3378Hug_train http://i47.tinypic.com/10ggsna.png
3379ducks http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_magv1gnaoN1robflho1_1280.jpg
3380CamWin_is_Wrong He doesn't like Minutemen
3381Nazi http://i.imgur.com/RvAxP.gif
3382Pac-Man http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2736#comic
3383old_log https://dl.dropbox.com/u/465476/%23sydlexia.zip
3384Arlock41 Naunie, The Flamboyent Flamingo, He hates you and your mother, Some might know him as The Amazeing Arlock. Is not Adrock4 dammit. May or may not be a pirate.
3385Drinking See Lem or Ghandi.
3386list_of_CamWin's_favorite_foods Red grapes, orange chicken, fish, egg white omelettes with cheese, biscuits & gravy, popcorn, stuffed crust pizza, waldorf salad, cranberry raisins, tater tots w/ cheese, BBQ hot dogs, white castle jalepino cheeseburgers, cajun alfredo pasta
3387∆ FigNewton enough
3388Lem I'm here, I'm vaguely sober, now shut up.
3389Palindox_enough 侘寂
3390Teralyx :)
3391=_the_tits_= Quantic
3392UsaSatsui Mean old cranky rabbit that likes to yell at people to get off his lawn. Then they giggle, run off, and talk about him in their secret clubhouses.
3393monologuing see Hacker, or the stats page where he holds the record.
3394Alone What Hacker is when he's monologuing
3395irc.darkmyst.net loads better than dalnet
3396mead Sehkmaenzo	"... that's the shit"
3397taxes See: Death
3398Princess_Leia http://imgur.com/u2wGH
3399Buffet http://i.imgur.com/RERA6.jpg
3400Lucky http://i.imgur.com/Mb8OJ.gif
3401Mr_Scooter It means Hack's on a mobile client
3402Dic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHO84rOp8FQ
3403trees http://zs1.smbc-comics.com/comics/20120926.gif
340441 Add Arlock and you have pure awesomeness
3405News Some dude killed himself on the news
3406What's_up Hard dicks and helicopters.
3407fighting http://i.imgur.com/uhdzS.gif
3408remind_drew Fucking internet, lazy ass
3409CamWin http://i.imgur.com/HdQmH.jpg
3410pizza http://oi49.tinypic.com/2s0lf8h.jpg
3411Subway <Crazy_Bastard> It's where you get /your/ sandwich made /my/ way!
3412possible_band_names Pizza Hipsters,
3413ELO <@FigNewton> I like ELO sometimes. They're like Diet Coke; they suck, but it's nice for a change every now and then
3414chocolate_milk No, stop! He's allergic!
3415Communism It's a party!
3416Cat_in_a_Box http://www.maniacworld.com/dont-disturb-this-cat-in-the-box.jpg
3417Laika Russian bitch
3418Nope http://i.imgur.com/bfMRt.gif
3419Evil_Otto :)
3420help nope
3421Airplane! http://i.imgur.com/i9HdF.jpg
3422Bear_Punch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo_5ZKcYROw
3423gooey_butter_cookies = the best = cookie, end of story.
3424Chocolate_Chip There's nothing like a chocolate chip cookie
3425Criminals http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebI8H5nq5L4
3426Deadmau_5pra has several aliases, only stemming from his time as a failed PUA.
3427Lord_Scott He's a pirate lord https://dl.dropbox.com/u/19577155/CompositionNumberPotato.png
3428Urinal http://i.imgur.com/zhFAu.jpg NSFW
3429Greg I've never had a definition
3430Kittenus_Maximus "I knew a kitten once who said, 'Death smiles at us all. All a kitten can do is smile back.'"
3431Sirius I'M A DAAAAWWWWG
3432pachack hakka hakka hakka
3433oh_my http://i.imgur.com/xIIUV.gif
3434racist http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6drdI_RBt8
3435scalpel "I can't. My therapist and I have an agreement."
3436MRSKELETON "Where did this pound of flesh come from?"
3437Shadowgate You're the "last of a great line of hero-kings" tasked with destroying the Warlock Lord (doesn't he have his own name?) who is attempting to raise the Behemoth to destroy the lands. You arrive with nothing but your useless armor and a torch. Clearly preparation was not high on your to-do list. You can die in virtually every single room. Good luck!
3438Uninvited You crashed your car trying to avoid a "shadowy figure on the road." When you woke up, your brother/sister (depends on which version you're playing) is gone. You're stuck exploring the abandoned-and-clearly-haunted mansion you crashed in front of in hopes of finding him/her. You won't die /quite/ as often as you did in Shadowgate, but there's still plenty of things that want
3439Deja_Vu You wake up in a bathroom stall with no memory of who or what you are. You must recover your memories and unravel the plot to frame you for murder. Don't take too long, or the meds you've been doped up with will turn you into a drooling vegetable.
3440boonana_bread Try this recipe: http://goo.gl/5AV8K Make sure your ingredients are all room temperature before you begin. It's okay to use a cooking spray instead of actual butter on the pan. Also, it's totally okay to steal a few slices before it cools completely. Even if it tastes better the next day, it still tastes pretty darn good right out of the oven. :D
3441#sydlexia An obnoxious IRC clique
3442LDS All the craziness of LSD, but without the acid trip
3443Harry_Plinkett "Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace is the most disappointing thing since my /son/."
3444Lost_Phone http://www.wheresmycellphone.com/ Hack uses this site almost daily
3445Fuck_You http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifJeFoSR3Kk
3446Clarinet http://goo.gl/jtnDq :(
3447backhanded_compliment http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=364303#364303
3448parkour http://i.minus.com/iV4LabL4BVxrq.gif
3449Switzerland http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-I9tMBd1QtA8/UGFBI7ZE8SI/AAAAAAAAGdo/zI_Oi6X18TY/s1600/swiss+flag+a+big+plus.jpg
3450mittens Check out Mittens' plan for the USA :) http://www.romneytaxplan.com/
3451Battleship http://www.pogo.com/games/battleship Also a horrible movie that Hacker refuses to see
3452tic_tac_toe The only winning move is not to play.
3453multitasking kitten is good at it: http://history.sydlexia.com/images/9/9a/R97hy.jpg
3454Disgust It helps with hiccups
3455Jason http://i.imgur.com/05Jyi.jpg
3456Atlas_Shrugged <@Drew_Linky> I don't want to say it's biased, that doesn't sound right.
3457Lumpy_Space_Princess Oh. My. Glob.
3458CamLose http://i.imgur.com/fSCFU.jpg
3459Richard_Simmons http://i53.tinypic.com/av6jwi.jpg
3460Forum_Battle_2011 http://i52.tinypic.com/25yu4j4.png
3461Archie http://i54.tinypic.com/261z03p.png
3462Christmas_Carol http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=316125#316125
3463poptarts Maple Brown Sugar FTW
3464Palindox See "Herald"
3465Herald the rooster walks at dawn
3466Boogie http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XO5R_OSZvoc
3467canyonero http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4QgWRycd7I&feature=related
3468smack Sehkmaenzo loves to be smacked, doesn't he?
3469=_the_best_=2 Seasons, fog, Five Guys Burgers & Fries, CamWin's dad, not_sure, M.I.A, LeshLush, The Binding of Isaac, Lone Survivor, FighterM
3470Diehard_Fan http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJrnlFW4IMc
3471Granny_Smith Best god damn apples on this planet, if you don't like them then you can go to hell. Or worse: the grocery store. And while you're at it, pick me up some god damn Granny Smith apples.
3472Computer_Tips http://youtu.be/_p52QJi-Ydo
3473wheelofcrap http://midnightcrew.wheelofcrap.com/
3474Hack's_Food_Journal Hack's_FoodJournal Yell at him to eat more each day https://dl.dropbox.com/u/19577155/FoodJournal.htm
3475Koholint_Island http://lord-mithos-kionisu.deviantart.com/art/Koholint-Island-3d-116330853
3476Hi http://i.imgur.com/ISZmb.gif
3477cannot_unsee http://eyebleach.com/ here you go, unsee things. Slightly NSFW
3478Absurd http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvdBDm7FrQ0
3479laugh http://youtu.be/H47ow4_Cmk0
3480Fleetwood The scale all other music is judged and rated upon
3481AirMan http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLbFctG3tw0
3482Cats They put spaces in your text
3483Cats All they want to do is learn how to type
34843Green Drew ruined this definition. So he can have it
3485Green The color of money, and *fish*
3486Hey Listen!
3487massage Deroman64's passtime. He love you long time.
3488HaHA http://youtu.be/kyWhqKr5Fpk
3489Bruce_Willis http://youtu.be/jIE3dIzypXI
3490Game_Gear http://i.imgur.com/vo4EA.jpg
3491Sega_Genesis http://i.imgur.com/VdTB9.jpg
3492Linkyvision http://www.twitch.tv/Drew_Linky
3493Sectre "Welcome to our Sectre. Notice there is no 'P' in it. Please keep it that way"
3494flirting NSFW http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2LUssy5lwA
3495Lance_Boyle http://youtu.be/F8IKYiqCXDU?t=1m30s
3496earthbound One of the best SNES RPGs, and /the/ second best RPG if you ask MrSatire (1st would be MOTHER 3)
3497fad_killer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTin-eTnkOM
3498Meat http://safelyendangered.com/image/37747387836
3499Peckish http://i.imgur.com/JeJYR.jpg
3500glitter http://i.imgur.com/EyMxz.jpg
3501high_five http://www.topcultured.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/internet-high-five.jpg
3502Beartefly http://i.imgur.com/I7Dhz.jpg
3503Toad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=615PWcBIH0U
3504unverse Everything in it could be destroyed could be destroyed at the hands of Giygas: http://goo.gl/Gn70p
3505Warheads http://i.minus.com/ibxndszQ64Onkw.gif
3506cool http://i.imgur.com/VCP2O.jpg
3507Calculus http://i.imgur.com/lfXQ9.jpg
3508text_wall http://www.yourworldoftext.com/SydLexia
3509Preng Declared by Cam to have a great taste in music!
3510Deroman64 One of the founding members of Midnight Cake Batter and Drew_Linky's brother
3511cleavage http://i.imgur.com/8OYjB.gif
3512sydlexiacollab The YouTube channel where the video game collab videos are posted. The login e-mail is "usagisatsui@yahoo.com". The password is "ZeldaGod". Use it only for collab videos unless you get permission from UsaSatsui. NOTE - He won't give you permission.
3513heavy_metal http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3RBSkq-_St8#!
3514dealie A great word.
3515neckbeard http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/4489.jpg
3516Profound_Sadness http://youtu.be/nf-ANnjvrlA
3517Color_Me_Badd TehSpra's favorite band
3518rodents_revenge http://reynoldssoft.com/rodentgame/rodent_applet.htm
3519Peace_Corps Kind of like a mission, but you can masturbate
3520Fight_of_the_Century <cybersst> If atomjack's "lawless" weird stories, MrSatire's Mac problems and Ermacs general assholeishness got in a fight, who would win?
3521Bronies http://i.imgur.com/pcAXsK4.jpg
3522=_the_worst_= Seaweed touching your leg in the ocean, jellyfish, waking up early, mushrooms, summer classes, green grapes, Shardea enough, whoever removed the definition for =_the_best_=2, The B-52s, kettle corn, Klimbatize's taste in food, Robert Christgau, UsaSatsui's feelings on Pizza Hut, Dominos Pizza, Little Caesar's Pizza
3523zetaplays http://zetaplays.wheelofcrap.com/main.html
3524internet_explorer http://mrdoob.com/lab/javascript/effects/ie6/
3525space_invader_military_planning http://www.threadless.com/product/1693/zoom.gif
3526terrible_puns http://i.imgur.com/9PO8Ta6.jpg
3527Sting http://i.imgur.com/UyUf5hm.jpg
3528Excel https://dl.dropbox.com/u/47370137/Office%20Professional%20Enterprise%20Edition%202003.rar
3529hottest The 7th hottest professor in America: http://www.ratemyprofessors.com/ShowRatings.jsp?tid=259207
3530CamSync http://i.imgur.com/uPi1LMH.png
3531Joshwoodzys_favorite_album http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizophrenic_%28JC_Chasez_album%29
3532caffeine http://i.imgur.com/Vek6VVd.jpg
3533Disability <Klimbatize> when you can't see, you're blind...when you can't hear, you're deaf...what is it when your taste buds are all fucked up? that's what Cam has
3534Rednex http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddgyg_5FF_0
3535Luca http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z0wV2xsx1o
3536Sydlexia_Convention Just another thing that is talked about every few weeks, but is never actually planned for.
3537Ghandi http://comic.nodwick.com/?p=37
3538Oprah [19:28:53] <+not_sure> who's Oprah?
3539drome The crab plover (Dromas ardeola), a peculiar North African bird, allied to the oyster catcher. http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Drome
3540refreshing It's a thing to do, especially when things need to be done.
3541reading Is FUNdamental!
3542Reptile_combo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoOr71_e6xI
3543Sexploding Perhaps better than enlightenment; beware sticky debris.
3544cupcake_truck http://images.nymag.com/images/2/daily/2009/11/20091109_joancusackcupcake_560x375.jpg
3545goats http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Ngdw22Lp7Os
3546Anthony_Jeselnik The most offensive comedian today
3547koalas http://koalastothemax.com/
3548article Sehk calls them texticles. He doesn't know why he does that.
3549spaghetti Think about that word. Congratulations, the rest of your day is ruined.
3550Stockholm_Syndrome http://www.explosm.net/comics/3111/
3551Get_Some http://i.imgur.com/WZxcUg0.jpg
3552d&d_books https://www.dropbox.com/sh/z7s0kd8i5eoj6dn/i71LjYP0FT
3553Thomas The most bitchin' little tank engine you will ever find. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnrwM7vFn_U
3554Tesseract Awesome
3555NWO LEAKED SCREENSHOT: http://i.imgur.com/wF12NIE.png
3556Dave_Chappelle Inside The Actor's Studio: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84NjYRTHpfU
3557Missouri A lot of people hate it. Except for Drew_Linky and Arlock41.
3558Secretariat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B-CCX4ff64
3559Dye NSFW http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QFwo57WKwg
3560@ The cookie jar.
3561Come_Out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0WVh1D0N50
3562heretic <@Woodzy_AFK> Mary Poppins sucks anywway
3563Drew "And as it happens, I'm a sensible /b/tard (if that's even possible), so I can keep you all posted."
3564dayum http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcJFdCmN98s
3565werebunny See: @om*
3566pirate Yar har! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMhfbLRoGEw Now in heavy metal version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXoZsgNHquM
3567Brazilian <@Sehkmaenzo> I once fought a monkey off my lunch
3568The_Fugs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPVgKoruWdA
3569suffering See: art
3570anal <JackSlater> I blame the internet for the epidemic of incontinence twenty years from now
3571Alice_Cooper http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbT8n_ay4fM
3572JoshWoodzy http://i.imgur.com/LzkNCKO.jpg
3573constipated http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=31&weekday=tue not anymore :)
3574maptool Now Lexy has it: http://www.rptools.net/index.php?page=downloads
3575stuff Satsui's pet name for his wife
3576names Bobashotmace, Boba, Bobshot, Captain_Pollution, PepsiCola, PepsiHiding, Scotch_Whisky, Skotch, FigNewton, FigFudgeYou, FigTheLamer, Dude_Love, FigTheFop, Boris_Pasternak, Rocket_Raccoon, Tofurkey, Figofsydlexia, FabriqueAuMexique, Pretzel, Dr_Pretzel, Lapin_Plein, Presortsy, Fievel, Serect_Firend
3577arf Amazing Rapid Floundering