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8The following is a true story.
9
102
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12Or as true as it can be
13given that Dick Cheney
14
153
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17is one of the most
18secretive leaders in history
19
204
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22But we did our fucking best.
23
245
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26How you doing tonight?
27
286
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30I need you to get
31out of the car.
32
337
3400:01:43,987 --> 00:01:46,374
35C'mon, let's get out.
36
378
3800:02:08,012 --> 00:02:09,438
39Move, get cleared!
40
419
4200:02:10,543 --> 00:02:12,688
43Move, clear.
44
4510
4600:02:13,355 --> 00:02:15,219
47- Move, move, move.
48- Clear.
49
5011
5100:02:23,270 --> 00:02:25,626
52A plane just struck
53The Pentagon.
54
5512
5600:02:31,666 --> 00:02:33,149
57Let's make sure
58those phone lines
59
6013
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62- are working.
63- Phone's are a go sir.
64
6514
6600:02:34,722 --> 00:02:38,175
67SIVITS. Let's contact the FAA. Find
68out how many planes are in the air.
69
7015
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72- Yes.
73- Let's get these televisions working.
74
7516
7600:02:39,956 --> 00:02:41,308
77May I get the President
78on the line, please?
79
8017
8100:02:41,332 --> 00:02:44,172
82That's right. We've got planes in
83the air nowhere for them to land.
84
8518
8600:02:47,635 --> 00:02:50,288
87I need permission for them to
88land at the Canadian airport.
89
9019
9100:02:50,921 --> 00:02:53,441
92If I go to Pennsylvania on course,
93
9420
9500:02:53,562 --> 00:02:55,609
96and three other planes
97are unaccounted for.
98
9921
10000:02:55,633 --> 00:02:57,796
101I am seeing five planes unaccounted for.
102
10322
10400:02:57,820 --> 00:02:59,840
105No, no. Scratch that,
106I am seeing four.
107
10823
10900:02:59,868 --> 00:03:01,888
110I have got three in
111international air.
112
11324
11400:03:01,891 --> 00:03:03,569
115I have NOID on the line.
116
11725
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119That is correct, he
120has, that is correct.
121
12226
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124Mr. Vice President,
125POTUS, line 1 sir.
126
12727
12800:03:13,315 --> 00:03:14,976
129Mr. President.
130
13128
13200:03:17,039 --> 00:03:20,749
133This situation is
134extremely fluidic.
135
13629
13700:03:20,773 --> 00:03:23,442
138Strongly recommending
139you stay in the air.
140
14130
14200:03:24,169 --> 00:03:27,436
143I've sequestered
144Congressional leadership.
145
14631
14700:03:27,460 --> 00:03:29,324
148Okay then.
149
15032
15100:03:29,632 --> 00:03:32,623
152Sir, Don Rumsfeld is at
153The Pentagon, on line 3.
154
15533
15600:03:32,647 --> 00:03:34,062
157- That?
158- Uh huh.
159
16034
16100:03:34,085 --> 00:03:35,233
162Yes sir.
163
16435
16500:03:35,257 --> 00:03:38,655
166Dick, are there still passenger planes
167in the air? I need rules of engagement.
168
16936
17000:03:38,679 --> 00:03:40,926
171Let's get to President back on line sir.
172
17337
17400:03:41,822 --> 00:03:47,915
175You have authorization to shoot
176down any aircraft deemed a threat.
177
17838
17900:03:47,939 --> 00:03:50,928
180- Presidential authority?
181- That is correct.
182
18339
18400:03:50,935 --> 00:03:53,521
185- All orders are UNODIR.
186- UNODIR sir?
187
18840
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190Unless otherwise directed.
191
19241
19300:03:59,723 --> 00:04:03,630
194By all accounts of what
195people saw in that room
196
19742
19800:04:03,654 --> 00:04:05,970
199on that terrible day,
200
20143
20200:04:06,113 --> 00:04:08,443
203there was confusion,
204
20544
20600:04:08,911 --> 00:04:10,822
207fear,
208
20945
21000:04:11,294 --> 00:04:13,228
211uncertainty,
212
21346
21400:04:15,047 --> 00:04:19,654
215but Dick Cheney saw something
216else that no one else did...
217
21847
21900:04:21,859 --> 00:04:23,888
220he saw an opportunity.
221
22248
22300:04:27,591 --> 00:04:31,604
224As the world becomes
225more and more confusing,
226
22749
22800:04:31,898 --> 00:04:36,395
229we tend to focus on the things that
230are right there in front of us.
231
23250
23300:04:38,223 --> 00:04:42,826
234While ignoring the massive
235forces that actually change
236
23751
23800:04:42,850 --> 00:04:44,807
239and shape our lives.
240
24152
24200:04:46,327 --> 00:04:49,811
243With people working longer and
244longer hours,
245
24653
24700:04:49,835 --> 00:04:51,574
248for less and less.
249
25054
25100:04:51,801 --> 00:04:54,309
252When we do have free time,
253
25455
25500:04:54,333 --> 00:04:59,150
256the last thing we want is complicated
257analysis of our government,
258
25956
26000:04:59,248 --> 00:05:04,894
261lobbying, international trade
262agreements, and tax bills.
263
26457
26500:05:07,545 --> 00:05:09,896
266So it's no surprise that
267
26858
26900:05:09,920 --> 00:05:15,511
270when a monotone bureaucratic
271Vice President came to power
272
27359
27400:05:15,842 --> 00:05:17,738
275we hardly noticed.
276
27760
27800:05:19,451 --> 00:05:21,317
279As he achieved
280
28161
28200:05:21,341 --> 00:05:23,922
283a position of authority
284that very few leaders
285
28662
28700:05:23,946 --> 00:05:27,299
288in the history of
289America ever have.
290
29163
29200:05:35,156 --> 00:05:38,188
293Forever changing the
294course of history
295
29664
29700:05:38,212 --> 00:05:41,208
298for millions and
299millions of lives.
300
30165
30200:05:43,186 --> 00:05:46,089
303And he did it like a ghost.
304
30566
30600:05:46,366 --> 00:05:49,905
307With most people having
308no idea who he is
309
31067
31100:05:49,929 --> 00:05:52,300
312or where he came from.
313
31468
31500:06:11,128 --> 00:06:14,722
316How does a man...
317go on to become...
318
31969
32000:06:14,746 --> 00:06:16,172
321who he is.
322
32370
32400:06:17,839 --> 00:06:19,141
325Well...
326
32771
32800:06:19,159 --> 00:06:22,266
329it starts in 1963.
330
33172
33200:06:22,732 --> 00:06:27,478
333Dick's best girl Lynne was getting
334straight A's at Colorado College.
335
33673
33700:06:32,038 --> 00:06:35,956
338Lynne had helped Dick get
339a scholarship at Yale,
340
34174
34200:06:38,075 --> 00:06:42,111
343where he did way more
344drinking than class attending.
345
34675
34700:06:44,251 --> 00:06:47,232
348Pretty soon Dick got the boot.
349
35076
35100:06:47,927 --> 00:06:49,861
352Then he went back
353home to Wyoming
354
35577
35600:06:49,885 --> 00:06:52,193
357where he got a job
358working as a lineman
359
36078
36100:06:52,217 --> 00:06:54,025
362for the state.
363
36479
36500:07:00,289 --> 00:07:04,973
366Back then, they would have called
367a guy like him a nerd-do-well.
368
36980
37000:07:05,329 --> 00:07:07,328
371In today's parlance
372
37381
37400:07:07,352 --> 00:07:10,045
375I think they would just
376call him a dirt bag.
377
37882
37900:07:12,318 --> 00:07:14,035
380Man down!
381
38283
38300:07:23,904 --> 00:07:26,878
384His leg looks like
385an Elvis dance move.
386
38784
38800:07:27,146 --> 00:07:30,554
389Somebody give that poor son
390of a bitch a shot of whiskey.
391
39285
39300:07:30,578 --> 00:07:32,798
394Alright, back to work.
395
39686
39700:07:32,822 --> 00:07:35,341
398I said, back to work!
399
40087
40100:07:38,408 --> 00:07:41,195
402Take him into town,
403put $5 in his pocket.
404
40588
40600:07:41,219 --> 00:07:43,008
407Find another man for tomorrow.
408
40989
41000:07:43,032 --> 00:07:44,404
411Help.
412
41390
41400:07:45,403 --> 00:07:47,684
415You got a problem Cheney?
416
41791
41800:07:47,708 --> 00:07:49,611
419- Help me please.
420- No sir.
421
42292
42300:08:03,650 --> 00:08:05,686
424Are we becoming friends?
425
42693
42700:08:05,955 --> 00:08:07,756
428Will you stop touching me?
429
43094
43100:08:08,119 --> 00:08:11,631
432What? What you gonna do
433about it, Mr. Yale?
434
43595
43600:08:15,263 --> 00:08:18,056
437The fuck you gonna do about
438it, Mr. Yale? Come on!
439
44096
44100:08:51,534 --> 00:08:53,211
442Two times...
443
44497
44500:08:53,870 --> 00:08:55,638
446Two times!
447
44898
44900:08:55,662 --> 00:08:59,307
450I have to drag you out
451of that jail like a...
452
45399
45400:08:59,331 --> 00:09:00,745
455filthy hobo!
456
457100
45800:09:00,909 --> 00:09:03,227
459- I'm sorry, Lynne.
460- What?
461
462101
46300:09:05,108 --> 00:09:07,374
464- What did you just say?
465- I'm sorry, Lynnie.
466
467102
46800:09:07,398 --> 00:09:09,887
469You're sorry? Don't
470call me Lynnie!
471
472103
47300:09:12,109 --> 00:09:13,723
474You're sorry.
475
476104
47700:09:16,071 --> 00:09:18,743
478One time is I'm sorry.
479
480105
48100:09:18,767 --> 00:09:22,670
482Two times makes me think that
483I've picked the wrong man!
484
485106
48600:09:23,595 --> 00:09:28,482
487You already got your ass thrown out
488of Yale for drinking... and fighting.
489
490107
49100:09:28,701 --> 00:09:31,301
492And now you are just gonna be a lush
493that hangs power lines for the state?
494
495108
49600:09:31,325 --> 00:09:33,514
497Are you gonna live in a trailer
498and we're gonna have ten kids?
499
500109
50100:09:33,538 --> 00:09:35,466
502- Is that the plan?!
503- Can we discuss this later... Please?
504
505110
50600:09:35,490 --> 00:09:38,370
507No. We are gonna discuss this right
508now, while you smell like vomit
509
510111
51100:09:38,459 --> 00:09:40,440
512and cheap booze.
513
514112
51500:09:40,953 --> 00:09:42,920
516- Does Dick want some coffee?
517- What?
518
519113
52000:09:42,976 --> 00:09:44,512
521Mum, get out!
522
523114
52400:09:44,641 --> 00:09:48,325
525Get out! Does Dick want some coffee?
526Jesus Christ!
527
528115
52900:09:49,969 --> 00:09:52,051
530OK. Here's my plan.
531
532116
53300:09:53,023 --> 00:09:54,223
534Right.
535
536117
53700:09:55,077 --> 00:09:59,222
538Either you stand up straight,
539
540118
54100:09:59,483 --> 00:10:01,761
542and you get your back straight
543
544119
54500:10:02,550 --> 00:10:06,990
546and you have the courage to
547become someone, or I am gone!
548
549120
55000:10:07,014 --> 00:10:10,878
551I know a dozen guys and a few
552Professors at school who would date me!
553
554121
55500:10:11,092 --> 00:10:12,533
556I love you, Lynne.
557
558122
55900:10:12,557 --> 00:10:14,710
560Then prove it!
561
562123
56300:10:14,751 --> 00:10:16,247
564Prove it!
565
566124
56700:10:19,277 --> 00:10:20,852
568I can't...
569
570125
57100:10:22,222 --> 00:10:25,357
572go to a big Ivy League school!
573And I can't...
574
575126
57600:10:25,381 --> 00:10:29,388
577run a company or be Mayor! That's
578just the way the world is for a girl!
579
580127
58100:10:29,412 --> 00:10:30,971
582I need you.
583
584128
58500:10:31,762 --> 00:10:33,623
586And right now you're a
587
588129
58900:10:33,647 --> 00:10:37,478
590big fat piss soaked ze-ro!
591
592130
59300:10:42,458 --> 00:10:46,263
594I've seen my mom waiting up all
595night for my father to get home
596
597131
59800:10:46,287 --> 00:10:50,224
599and I've seen my father drunk in
600this house and raising his voice
601
602132
60300:10:50,248 --> 00:10:54,079
604and way worse and I'm not dancing
605that dance anymore... I'm not!
606
607133
60800:10:54,325 --> 00:10:56,940
609Do you know why I fuck her?
610
611134
61200:11:02,478 --> 00:11:03,982
613I'm not.
614
615135
61600:11:05,078 --> 00:11:06,864
617So, can you change?
618
619136
62000:11:07,683 --> 00:11:11,305
621Can you change, or am I
622wasting my goddamn time?
623
624137
62500:11:18,167 --> 00:11:21,031
626I won't ever disappoint
627you again Lynne.
628
629138
63000:11:27,723 --> 00:11:32,467
631Beware the quiet man. For while others
632speak, he watches. And while others
633
634139
63500:11:32,491 --> 00:11:37,102
636act, he plans. And when they finally
637rest... he strikes.- ANONYMOUS
638
639140
64000:11:46,859 --> 00:11:51,043
641Subtitled by CLARITY
642
643141
64400:12:40,193 --> 00:12:44,057
645REVIEW by PREPARAT.
646
647142
64800:12:47,398 --> 00:12:51,418
649Fellowship, you're a train
650goes back one hundred years.
651
652143
65300:12:51,747 --> 00:12:54,606
654You were chosen because
655of your hard work,
656
657144
65800:12:54,630 --> 00:12:57,173
659your diligence and dedication.
660
661145
66200:12:57,450 --> 00:12:59,184
663State it simply,
664
665146
66600:12:59,208 --> 00:13:02,009
667you are America's
668best and brightest.
669
670147
67100:13:06,553 --> 00:13:10,785
672So, let's go forward and
673learn and be of service.
674
675148
67600:13:11,563 --> 00:13:15,310
677God bless you all...
678and God bless this great
679
680149
68100:13:15,759 --> 00:13:17,498
682nation.
683
684150
68500:13:17,628 --> 00:13:22,199
686And now, I would like to introduce
687some young man from Illinois
688
689151
69000:13:22,223 --> 00:13:25,115
691who's done quite well for
692himself here in The Capitol.
693
694152
69500:13:25,267 --> 00:13:29,170
696Representative... Donald Rumsfeld.
697
698153
69900:13:36,497 --> 00:13:40,488
700Did Bob tell you
701that this internship
702
703154
70400:13:40,512 --> 00:13:42,681
705is a great honor?
706
707155
70800:13:42,900 --> 00:13:44,186
709Huh?
710
711156
71200:13:45,056 --> 00:13:46,279
713Did he?
714
715157
71600:13:46,337 --> 00:13:48,154
717Huh? Yeah?
718
719158
72000:13:48,259 --> 00:13:49,889
721Well...
722
723159
72400:13:50,113 --> 00:13:51,649
725it's not.
726
727160
72800:13:52,086 --> 00:13:55,372
729It's what we called in
730the Navy a shit detail.
731
732161
73300:13:56,513 --> 00:14:00,736
734Donald Rumsfeld, or
735Rummy as they called him,
736
737162
73800:14:01,132 --> 00:14:04,546
739was the former captain of the
740Princeton wrestling team...
741
742163
74300:14:04,570 --> 00:14:07,988
744and an elite navy jet pilot.
745
746164
74700:14:08,031 --> 00:14:11,251
748Most Congressmen used
749their power like an axe,
750
751165
75200:14:11,259 --> 00:14:12,607
753Best and brightest.
754
755166
75600:14:13,156 --> 00:14:16,942
757Rumsfeld on the
758other hand, used his
759
760167
76100:14:17,760 --> 00:14:20,920
762like a master of the
763butterfly knives.
764
765168
76600:14:20,944 --> 00:14:25,394
767And like any master if you got
768in his way, he would cut you.
769
770169
77100:14:26,580 --> 00:14:28,523
772This can be a great opportunity.
773
774170
77500:14:29,072 --> 00:14:31,975
776An opportunity, to work in the
777
778171
77900:14:32,214 --> 00:14:37,499
780hallways of decision making in the most
781powerful country in the goddamn world.
782
783172
78400:14:37,893 --> 00:14:40,960
785And if that doesn't give you a hard
786on, I don't know what will.
787
788173
78900:14:41,573 --> 00:14:43,117
790Sorry to the,
791
792174
79300:14:43,310 --> 00:14:45,138
794few ladies in the room.
795
796175
79700:14:45,162 --> 00:14:48,237
798This program didn't use to
799have girls, now it does.
800
801176
80200:14:48,256 --> 00:14:51,823
803Anyway, I'm done,
804whatever you do...
805
806177
80700:14:52,451 --> 00:14:55,721
808Don't work for Bob over here.
809
810178
81100:14:55,866 --> 00:14:59,871
812He's the most boring son of a bitch in DC.
813Isn't that right Bob?
814
815179
81600:15:01,087 --> 00:15:04,375
817Alright. That's it. Go, get a
818Congressman a cup of coffee!
819
820180
82100:15:04,399 --> 00:15:07,609
822And if his wife calls, he's
823always in a meeting! Alright?
824
825181
82600:15:07,633 --> 00:15:09,513
827That's it. Scat.
828
829182
83000:15:13,878 --> 00:15:15,231
831Hey, I'm Alan.
832
833183
83400:15:15,255 --> 00:15:17,668
835You're the other guy from the
836university of Wisconsin right?
837
838184
83900:15:17,692 --> 00:15:18,470
840Right.
841
842185
84300:15:18,692 --> 00:15:22,784
844So, one of us is supposed to start with
845a Democrat, the other, a Republican.
846
847186
84800:15:22,808 --> 00:15:24,981
849Do you care if I go
850with the Dem cause
851
852187
85300:15:25,005 --> 00:15:27,555
854I did a lot of work with
855the DNC on campus. Umm...
856
857188
85800:15:29,068 --> 00:15:31,034
859What party is uh...
860
861189
86200:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,046
863The guy we just heard?
864
865190
86600:15:33,070 --> 00:15:36,358
867- Three penises walking down the street.
868- Yeah, you know who are the other two.
869
870191
87100:15:36,382 --> 00:15:39,387
872Rumsfeld is a Republican.
873
874192
87500:15:41,471 --> 00:15:43,523
876Perfect, cause uh...
877
878193
87900:15:45,050 --> 00:15:46,593
880It's what I am.
881
882194
88300:15:59,460 --> 00:16:02,496
884Don't lurk. Come in dammit.
885
886195
88700:16:04,610 --> 00:16:07,380
888Dick Cheney...
889Reporting for work.
890
891196
89200:16:07,806 --> 00:16:11,691
893You're Congressional relations for
894my Office of Economic Opportunity.
895
896197
89700:16:11,715 --> 00:16:15,336
898And you'll assist me in my job
899as councilor to the President.
900
901198
90200:16:16,697 --> 00:16:17,991
903Right.
904
905199
90600:16:19,196 --> 00:16:21,482
907Jesus Christ. You want
908me to pin your mittens to
909
910200
91100:16:21,506 --> 00:16:23,897
912your sleeves, so you don't
913fucking lose them? Go!
914
915201
91600:16:24,795 --> 00:16:26,078
917Oh Cheney,
918
919202
92000:16:26,102 --> 00:16:29,737
921your two DUls came up on your transcript.
922Don't worry. I vouched for you.
923
924203
92500:16:30,080 --> 00:16:31,166
926Thank you sir.
927
928204
92900:16:31,190 --> 00:16:34,960
930No. Thanks are when your neighbor Dottie
931pulls your pud for the first time.
932
933205
93400:16:35,731 --> 00:16:37,269
935You owe me.
936
937206
93800:16:37,293 --> 00:16:39,391
939- Yes sir.
940- Go!
941
942207
94300:16:41,738 --> 00:16:44,407
944The first thing our department did
945
946208
94700:16:44,834 --> 00:16:47,870
948was to conduct a sweeping audit.
949
950209
95100:16:48,131 --> 00:16:52,010
952At the population distribution
953across the nation.
954
955210
95600:16:52,086 --> 00:16:55,329
957You'll see the office of
958economic opportunity
959
960211
96100:16:55,353 --> 00:16:56,281
962benefits...
963
964212
96500:16:56,305 --> 00:16:58,023
966You're Rumsfeld's lackey right?
967
968213
96900:16:58,047 --> 00:16:59,758
970Make sure he sees this.
971
972214
97300:16:59,782 --> 00:17:01,837
974You gotta get that
975on Nixon's desk, huh?
976
977215
97800:17:01,861 --> 00:17:04,794
979Roger Ailes,
980founder of FOX News.
981
982216
98300:17:04,963 --> 00:17:07,659
984He first pitched the
985idea as conservative news
986
987217
98800:17:07,683 --> 00:17:10,159
989when he worked for
990Nixon as a media consultant.
991
992218
99300:17:10,183 --> 00:17:11,446
994Hey Don.
995
996219
99700:17:11,465 --> 00:17:14,816
998Roger wants Nixon to start a
999republican news TV network.
1000
1001220
100200:17:14,840 --> 00:17:17,900
1003Forget it. Roger knows TV.
1004But he doesn't know politics.
1005
1006221
100700:17:18,400 --> 00:17:21,450
1008So I would do this flaming
1009baton trick and Dick
1010
1011222
101200:17:21,474 --> 00:17:24,308
1013would wait backstage
1014with a bucket of water.
1015
1016223
101700:17:24,332 --> 00:17:29,676
1018So I'm at the State Finals and I throw
1019up the baton... and it doesn't come down.
1020
1021224
102200:17:30,872 --> 00:17:32,238
1023Shady.
1024
1025225
102600:17:32,262 --> 00:17:33,766
1027Oh, where did you find her?
1028
1029226
103000:17:33,790 --> 00:17:38,219
1031It is doing nothing but damage to
1032our private healthcare institutions.
1033
1034227
103500:17:38,243 --> 00:17:40,217
1036But I still got second place.
1037
1038228
103900:17:40,406 --> 00:17:44,291
1040White families, males,
1041women, Hispanics, minorities.
1042
1043229
104400:17:44,315 --> 00:17:46,537
1045You're quiet. I like that.
1046
1047230
104800:17:46,783 --> 00:17:49,845
1049You don't go blabbing
1050about what cards you have.
1051
1052231
105300:17:49,869 --> 00:17:52,663
1054I missed my flush
1055draw about a month ago,
1056
1057232
105800:17:53,442 --> 00:17:56,380
1059but everybody still thinks
1060I have pocket kings.
1061
1062233
106300:17:56,404 --> 00:17:57,888
1064Except maybe fucking Haldeman.
1065
1066234
106700:17:57,912 --> 00:18:00,530
1068I mostly play
1069hearts, so I'm not...
1070
1071235
107200:18:00,554 --> 00:18:01,530
1073No, no...
1074
1075236
107600:18:01,554 --> 00:18:03,882
1077For a man like Donald Rumsfeld,
1078
1079237
108000:18:03,906 --> 00:18:07,496
1081he only wanted three
1082things from his lackey.
1083
1084238
108500:18:07,971 --> 00:18:10,734
1086He had to keep his mouth shut,
1087
1088239
108900:18:11,495 --> 00:18:13,468
1090do what he was told
1091
1092240
109300:18:13,948 --> 00:18:16,965
1094and always, always...
1095
1096241
109700:18:16,989 --> 00:18:17,996
1098be loyal.
1099
1100242
110100:18:18,020 --> 00:18:20,840
1102What it means is, Nixon likes
1103me, but his circle hates me.
1104
1105243
110600:18:20,864 --> 00:18:23,033
1107- No, I'm sure that's not true.
1108- So...
1109
1110244
111100:18:23,145 --> 00:18:25,693
1112What's it gonna be?
1113Is it a yes, or a no?
1114
1115245
111600:18:25,717 --> 00:18:26,789
1117It's a yes.
1118
1119246
112000:18:26,813 --> 00:18:29,263
1121You don't even know what
1122the question is, do you?
1123
1124247
112500:18:29,391 --> 00:18:32,466
1126- I am assuming...
1127- No, no, no. It's OK.
1128
1129248
113000:18:32,735 --> 00:18:34,899
1131That's exactly the kind of
1132Aes I was looking for.
1133
1134249
113500:18:34,923 --> 00:18:39,512
1136Cheney had always been a so so
1137student and a mediocre athlete,
1138
1139250
114000:18:39,536 --> 00:18:44,142
1141But now finally he had
1142found his life's calling.
1143
1144251
114500:18:44,348 --> 00:18:49,668
1146He would be a dedicated and
1147humble servant to power.
1148
1149252
115000:18:49,692 --> 00:18:51,298
1151Here's your new office.
1152
1153253
115400:18:51,625 --> 00:18:55,622
1155No windows, but all you'd see are a
1156bunch of hippies flipping off Nixon.
1157
1158254
115900:18:56,430 --> 00:18:58,318
1160Alright then.
1161
1162255
116300:19:02,314 --> 00:19:03,408
1164Now,
1165
1166256
116700:19:03,432 --> 00:19:05,901
1168at this point, you're
1169probably wondering
1170
1171257
117200:19:05,925 --> 00:19:08,100
1173who exactly I am.
1174
1175258
117600:19:08,668 --> 00:19:12,095
1177Well, let me introduce myself.
1178My name is Kurt.
1179
1180259
118100:19:12,262 --> 00:19:15,243
1182My favorite football
1183team is The Steelers.
1184
1185260
118600:19:15,291 --> 00:19:18,773
1187And me and my son,
1188we love Spongebob.
1189
1190261
119100:19:18,945 --> 00:19:23,293
1192And if you are wondering how I
1193know so much about Dick Cheney,
1194
1195262
119600:19:23,461 --> 00:19:25,773
1197well, let's just say we are...
1198
1199263
120000:19:25,797 --> 00:19:28,848
1201kind of related...
1202We'll get to that later.
1203
1204264
120500:19:39,881 --> 00:19:43,394
1206- Hello.
1207- Lynnie... guess where I'm calling from?
1208
1209265
121000:19:45,553 --> 00:19:48,386
1211I am so proud of you right now
1212Dick Cheney...
1213
1214266
121500:19:48,881 --> 00:19:52,253
1216I knew I picked the right man.
1217I knew it even when I didn't...
1218
1219267
122000:19:53,975 --> 00:19:55,222
1221We did it.
1222
1223268
122400:19:56,460 --> 00:19:58,348
1225Have you seen Nixon?
1226
1227269
122800:20:01,289 --> 00:20:03,127
1229I did. I met him.
1230
1231270
123200:20:03,151 --> 00:20:05,562
1233- I shook his hand.
1234- Oh my gosh.
1235
1236271
123700:20:06,870 --> 00:20:08,601
1238He gave me that...
1239
1240272
124100:20:08,761 --> 00:20:11,211
1242That impish smile of his.
1243
1244273
124500:20:11,503 --> 00:20:13,523
1246I gotta pinch myself.
1247
1248274
124900:20:15,281 --> 00:20:17,000
1250Pardon my French.
1251
1252275
125300:20:17,024 --> 00:20:19,950
1254It is the best...
1255fucking feeling...
1256
1257276
125800:20:20,180 --> 00:20:21,481
1259in the world.
1260
1261277
126200:20:21,779 --> 00:20:24,713
1263I can only imagine, I am so proud of you.
1264
1265278
126600:20:24,958 --> 00:20:26,593
1267- I love you.
1268- We are proud of you.
1269
1270279
127100:20:26,617 --> 00:20:29,101
1272Girls are proud of you.
1273Are you proud of your daddy?
1274
1275280
127600:20:29,125 --> 00:20:32,184
1277- Yes.
1278- You say you're proud of your daddy.
1279
1280281
128100:20:32,305 --> 00:20:33,669
1282Proud of my daddy.
1283
1284282
128500:20:33,758 --> 00:20:35,746
1286Proud of your
1287daddy, oh my goodness.
1288
1289283
129000:20:54,477 --> 00:20:56,013
1291Dick Cheney's office.
1292
1293284
129400:20:56,184 --> 00:20:59,410
1295So now, that I'm not
1296just flipping cards
1297
1298285
129900:20:59,434 --> 00:21:02,118
1300- I have a few ideas...
1301- Stop.
1302
1303286
130400:21:03,145 --> 00:21:04,736
1305See that door?
1306
1307287
130800:21:05,102 --> 00:21:07,187
1309To Kissinger's office?
1310
1311288
131200:21:07,211 --> 00:21:08,630
1313That's right.
1314
1315289
131600:21:09,047 --> 00:21:12,039
1317I happen to know that Nixon's
1318in there right now. Now why
1319
1320290
132100:21:12,063 --> 00:21:14,968
1322would Nixon not be meeting
1323Kissinger in the Oval Office?
1324
1325291
132600:21:14,992 --> 00:21:17,499
1327He's having a conversation he
1328doesn't want to go on the record?
1329
1330292
133100:21:17,523 --> 00:21:18,723
1332Very good.
1333
1334293
133500:21:18,789 --> 00:21:20,755
1336What is the conversation?
1337
1338294
133900:21:21,204 --> 00:21:23,047
1340They're going to bomb Cambodia.
1341
1342295
134300:21:23,071 --> 00:21:25,853
1344No, no. That's impossible.
1345That needs approval by Congress
1346
1347296
134800:21:25,877 --> 00:21:27,331
1349- No.
1350- And I go there everyday.
1351
1352297
135300:21:27,355 --> 00:21:29,803
1354Fuck Congress.
1355Unless you're in it.
1356
1357298
135800:21:29,827 --> 00:21:32,472
1359Then it's the greatest
1360deliberative body on earth.
1361
1362299
136300:21:32,616 --> 00:21:33,983
1364But we're not, so fuck it.
1365
1366300
136700:21:34,007 --> 00:21:36,366
1368But didn't the President
1369campaigned on ending the war?
1370
1371301
137200:21:36,390 --> 00:21:38,301
1373Shhh, listen to me.
1374
1375302
137600:21:39,609 --> 00:21:43,407
1377Because of the discussion that Nixon
1378and Kissinger are having right now
1379
1380303
138100:21:43,431 --> 00:21:46,335
1382behind that door,
1383five feet away from us
1384
1385304
138600:21:46,359 --> 00:21:49,172
1387in a couple of days, 10
1388thousand miles away...
1389
1390305
139100:21:49,196 --> 00:21:51,785
1392a rain of 750 pound bombs
1393
1394306
139500:21:51,978 --> 00:21:54,876
1396dropped from B-52s,
1397twenty thousand feet
1398
1399307
140000:21:54,900 --> 00:21:58,475
1401will hit villages and
1402towns all across Cambodia.
1403
1404308
140500:21:59,649 --> 00:22:01,325
1406Thousands will die...
1407
1408309
140900:22:01,922 --> 00:22:05,083
1410The world will change
1411for better, or worse.
1412
1413310
141400:22:12,909 --> 00:22:17,015
1415That is the kind of power that exists
1416in this squat little ugly building.
1417
1418311
141900:22:18,504 --> 00:22:20,599
1420Screw Kissinger, he's overrated.
1421
1422312
142300:22:20,623 --> 00:22:21,990
1424Let's go.
1425
1426313
142700:22:26,845 --> 00:22:29,171
1428So... what do we...
1429
1430314
143100:22:30,525 --> 00:22:32,057
1432Spit it out. What
1433are you trying to say?
1434
1435315
143600:22:32,081 --> 00:22:34,672
1437I mean aren't we against
1438spending... What do we believe?
1439
1440316
144100:22:34,869 --> 00:22:36,420
1442What do we believe?
1443
1444317
144500:22:47,084 --> 00:22:48,988
1446What do we believe?!
1447
1448318
144900:22:50,882 --> 00:22:53,535
1450Oh, that's very good!
1451What do we believe?
1452
1453319
145400:23:02,279 --> 00:23:03,671
1455Oh, shit!
1456
1457320
145800:23:11,377 --> 00:23:13,999
1459Like that, through
1460there, you wanna try?
1461
1462321
146300:23:14,080 --> 00:23:16,013
1464- Yeah.
1465- You find out what the
1466
1467322
146800:23:16,037 --> 00:23:18,069
1469fish want, in this
1470case it's a worm
1471
1472323
147300:23:18,392 --> 00:23:19,874
1474and then uh...
1475
1476324
147700:23:20,159 --> 00:23:21,557
1478we use it to catch them.
1479
1480325
148100:23:21,581 --> 00:23:24,398
1482Look here, look here, dad, dad, look.
1483
1484326
148500:23:24,401 --> 00:23:25,690
1486Family gets to eat.
1487
1488327
148900:23:25,714 --> 00:23:28,515
1490Is it a good trick we're playing?
1491With the worms?
1492
1493328
149400:23:29,081 --> 00:23:31,687
1495It's not good, or bad.
1496It's fishing.
1497
1498329
149900:23:32,313 --> 00:23:34,255
1500I don't want this one hurt.
1501
1502330
150300:23:34,274 --> 00:23:39,019
1504Dick had taken a job as a political
1505consultant for a large financial firm.
1506
1507331
150800:23:39,043 --> 00:23:41,540
1509Where he was finally
1510making good money.
1511
1512332
151300:23:42,410 --> 00:23:47,946
1514He took the job because Nixon's inner
1515circle have had enough of Donald Rumsfeld.
1516
1517333
151800:23:48,065 --> 00:23:49,429
1519I'm out.
1520
1521334
152200:23:49,692 --> 00:23:51,922
1523They're sending me to Brussels.
1524
1525335
152600:23:51,946 --> 00:23:53,016
1527- What?
1528
1529336
153000:23:53,040 --> 00:23:54,676
1531- Nixon is making me
1532
1533337
153400:23:54,700 --> 00:23:57,496
1535permanent ambassador to NATO.
1536
1537338
153800:23:57,520 --> 00:24:00,397
1539Or as he called it,
1540a fuck off assignment.
1541
1542339
154300:24:00,421 --> 00:24:03,116
1544Kissinger and Haldeman won.
1545I want you to come with me.
1546
1547340
154800:24:03,140 --> 00:24:06,457
1549I got a four and
1550a seven year old, Donald.
1551
1552341
155300:24:06,994 --> 00:24:11,054
1554Tell Don we're not moving just because
1555everyone at the White House hates him!
1556
1557342
155800:24:11,076 --> 00:24:14,444
1559Good boy. I taught you well
1560these past couple of years.
1561
1562343
156300:24:14,468 --> 00:24:16,213
1564I am sorry Don.
1565
1566344
156700:24:18,021 --> 00:24:19,248
1568I really am.
1569
1570345
157100:24:19,272 --> 00:24:21,675
1572Don't worry. I'm like bed bugs.
1573
1574346
157500:24:21,991 --> 00:24:24,550
1576You have to burn the
1577mattress to get rid of me!
1578
1579347
158000:24:25,929 --> 00:24:29,982
1581Dick was becoming sharper and
1582sharper as a D.C. insider.
1583
1584348
158500:24:30,323 --> 00:24:32,892
1586And Lynne had started
1587to write articles
1588
1589349
159000:24:32,916 --> 00:24:35,419
1591and explore ideas
1592for her first novel.
1593
1594350
159500:24:35,443 --> 00:24:36,748
1596Dick.
1597
1598351
159900:24:37,732 --> 00:24:39,151
1600Dick.
1601
1602352
160300:24:39,911 --> 00:24:41,225
1604Then...
1605
1606353
160700:24:41,249 --> 00:24:44,754
1608she received news from
1609back home in Casper.
1610
1611354
161200:24:52,307 --> 00:24:54,082
1613Lynne's mother Edna,
1614
1615355
161600:24:54,106 --> 00:25:00,295
1617who had avoided the water her whole life,
1618was found drowned in the local Casper Lake.
1619
1620356
162100:25:01,025 --> 00:25:03,958
1622They said her and
1623Wayne, Lynne's Dad,
1624
1625357
162600:25:03,982 --> 00:25:07,098
1627they had had a nasty
1628argument an hour before.
1629
1630358
163100:25:07,122 --> 00:25:08,994
1632She doesn't swim, Dick.
1633
1634359
163500:25:09,509 --> 00:25:11,662
1636- My Mother doesn't swim.
1637- What happened?
1638
1639360
164000:25:11,681 --> 00:25:13,545
1641She never swam.
1642
1643361
164400:25:13,641 --> 00:25:17,239
1645I don't know. She
1646just never swims. And then...
1647
1648362
164900:25:18,196 --> 00:25:22,771
1650There was never a serious
1651investigation into Lynne's mom's death.
1652
1653363
165400:25:34,021 --> 00:25:37,833
1655So listen, after this... What should we do?
1656Should we go get some food?
1657
1658364
165900:25:37,857 --> 00:25:41,025
1660Girls, Lynne. Why don't
1661you go to the car?
1662
1663365
166400:25:42,614 --> 00:25:46,103
1665Come on girls. Let's... Listen
1666to your Father. Alright?
1667
1668366
166900:25:53,398 --> 00:25:55,872
1670They getting so beautiful Dick.
1671
1672367
167300:25:56,133 --> 00:25:58,434
1674It's amazing.
1675
1676368
167700:26:01,834 --> 00:26:04,815
1678You catching any fish?
1679
1680369
168100:26:10,669 --> 00:26:12,526
1682How are you Dick?
1683
1684370
168500:26:14,763 --> 00:26:16,807
1686Things going good in DC?
1687
1688371
168900:26:19,231 --> 00:26:22,610
1690Don't ever go near my
1691daughters, or my wife again.
1692
1693372
169400:26:41,023 --> 00:26:42,653
1695Big shot!
1696
1697373
169800:26:43,283 --> 00:26:46,022
1699Big shot in D.C. Dick!
1700
1701374
170200:26:54,857 --> 00:26:56,221
1703Sir?
1704
1705375
170600:26:57,865 --> 00:27:00,080
1707Thanks.
1708
1709376
171000:27:14,031 --> 00:27:15,546
1711So...
1712
1713377
171400:27:15,570 --> 00:27:17,653
1715- What do you got?
1716- Page eight.
1717
1718378
171900:27:22,275 --> 00:27:24,279
1720Hassan Mustafa Nasser.
1721
1722379
172300:27:24,337 --> 00:27:27,084
1724A cleric based in Milan, Italy.
1725
1726380
172700:27:27,302 --> 00:27:30,306
1728He's a member of
1729Al-Gama'a Al-Islamiyya,
1730
1731381
173200:27:30,330 --> 00:27:34,178
1733- the group that killed Anwar Sadat.
1734- That's The Blind Sheikh, right?
1735
1736382
173700:27:34,197 --> 00:27:36,694
1738There's some debate
1739at Langley on
1740
1741383
174200:27:37,119 --> 00:27:40,928
1743- whether they're a threat, or not.
1744- They claim to be peaceful now.
1745
1746384
174700:27:42,048 --> 00:27:43,858
1748I claim
1749
1750385
175100:27:43,908 --> 00:27:45,483
1752to be eating healthy.
1753
1754386
175500:27:54,967 --> 00:27:56,682
1756Okay...
1757
1758387
175900:27:57,756 --> 00:27:59,588
1760You'll pick him up.
1761
1762388
176300:28:24,513 --> 00:28:26,416
1764What's the next name?
1765
1766389
176700:28:27,137 --> 00:28:30,915
1768Well Mr. Vice President,
1769there's been some chatter about
1770
1771390
177200:28:32,584 --> 00:28:34,448
1773an engineering
1774student from Berlin...
1775
1776391
177700:28:35,076 --> 00:28:38,136
1778I have never been a quitter.
1779
1780392
178100:28:38,602 --> 00:28:41,357
1782To leave the office before
1783my term is completed,
1784
1785393
178600:28:41,381 --> 00:28:44,537
1787is of harm to every
1788instinct in my body.
1789
1790394
179100:28:46,137 --> 00:28:47,548
1792But as president,
1793
1794395
179500:28:47,794 --> 00:28:51,471
1796I must put the interest
1797of America first.
1798
1799396
180000:28:53,006 --> 00:28:56,432
1801America needs a
1802full time president.
1803
1804397
180500:28:56,495 --> 00:28:59,898
1806Nixon forgot about the voice
1807activated recorders.
1808
1809398
181000:29:00,479 --> 00:29:02,343
1811He got sloppy.
1812
1813399
181400:29:02,440 --> 00:29:06,617
1815- Is the President being punished?
1816- No, no. The President has lot of enemies.
1817
1818400
181900:29:06,823 --> 00:29:08,776
1820Brussels please...
1821
1822401
182300:29:08,800 --> 00:29:10,562
1824You need to remember
1825
1826402
182700:29:11,080 --> 00:29:12,726
1828Lizzy...
1829
1830403
183100:29:14,084 --> 00:29:18,065
1832that if you have power, people will
1833always try to take it from you. Always.
1834
1835404
183600:29:20,005 --> 00:29:21,877
1837- Yes Ma'am.
1838- Remember that.
1839
1840405
184100:29:22,165 --> 00:29:26,154
1842- Donald Rumsfeld please...
1843- This is a tragedy.
1844
1845406
184600:29:26,209 --> 00:29:28,003
1847That is our president.
1848
1849407
185000:29:28,053 --> 00:29:31,909
1851- This is ridiculous.
1852- I actually think this could be
1853
1854408
185500:29:32,232 --> 00:29:34,229
1856very, very good news.
1857
1858409
185900:29:38,247 --> 00:29:39,588
1860The way I see it,
1861
1862410
186300:29:39,677 --> 00:29:44,275
1864any Republican not touched by
1865Watergate is golden right now.
1866
1867411
186800:29:45,436 --> 00:29:48,792
1869Ford called me before my plane took off.
1870I think we're in.
1871
1872412
187300:29:49,494 --> 00:29:50,866
1874Still...
1875
1876413
187700:29:50,911 --> 00:29:52,603
1878driving this chick magnet, huh?
1879
1880414
188100:29:52,627 --> 00:29:54,204
1882You can always take the bus.
1883
1884415
188500:29:54,228 --> 00:29:59,772
1886Therefore, I shall resign the presidency
1887effective at noon tomorrow.
1888
1889416
189000:30:00,845 --> 00:30:02,725
1891Vice President Ford
1892
1893417
189400:30:02,736 --> 00:30:05,006
1895will be sworn in as President
1896
1897418
189800:30:05,088 --> 00:30:06,268
1899at that hour.
1900
1901419
190200:30:06,292 --> 00:30:08,741
1903- So what's the plan?
1904- Well, the plan...
1905
1906420
190700:30:09,690 --> 00:30:12,144
1908is to take over
1909the damn place...
1910
1911421
191200:30:12,168 --> 00:30:14,266
1913Who lit a fire under your ass?
1914
1915422
191600:30:14,528 --> 00:30:16,978
1917I haven't flipped cards
1918for a long time Don.
1919
1920423
192100:30:23,140 --> 00:30:24,527
1922They gave me
1923
1924424
192500:30:24,757 --> 00:30:26,723
1926the keys to the damn palace!
1927
1928425
192900:30:28,687 --> 00:30:30,121
1930Chief of Staff.
1931
1932426
193300:30:30,897 --> 00:30:32,605
1934Holy shit!
1935
1936427
193700:30:32,999 --> 00:30:35,168
1938You salty son of a bitch.
1939
1940428
194100:30:35,589 --> 00:30:36,836
1942You did it.
1943
1944429
194500:30:37,457 --> 00:30:39,703
1946Part, we have work to do.
1947
1948430
194900:30:39,949 --> 00:30:43,336
1950Kissinger is trying to kiss
1951and make up with the Soviets.
1952
1953431
195400:30:43,550 --> 00:30:44,861
1955Well,
1956
1957432
195800:30:44,885 --> 00:30:47,827
1959let's make sure that
1960shit doesn't happen.
1961
1962433
196300:30:51,881 --> 00:30:53,197
1964Yeah.
1965
1966434
196700:31:00,708 --> 00:31:04,544
1968If I may, I believe
1969I may have a way
1970
1971435
197200:31:04,568 --> 00:31:07,411
1973to put an ore in the
1974water, on Russia.
1975
1976436
197700:31:07,435 --> 00:31:08,643
1978What if...
1979
1980437
198100:31:08,818 --> 00:31:10,786
1982- We create...
1983- Mr. President.
1984
1985438
198600:31:10,810 --> 00:31:13,152
1987Come on Henry, let's
1988hear Dick out.
1989
1990439
199100:31:13,176 --> 00:31:16,581
1992One of Dick Cheney's
1993special super powers,
1994
1995440
199600:31:16,605 --> 00:31:21,385
1997was the ability to make the
1998most wild and extreme ideas
1999
2000441
200100:31:21,409 --> 00:31:24,111
2002sound measured and professional.
2003
2004442
200500:31:24,135 --> 00:31:26,642
2006What if on a unilateral basis,
2007
2008443
200900:31:26,666 --> 00:31:30,236
2010we all put miniature
2011wigs on our penises
2012
2013444
201400:31:30,260 --> 00:31:33,591
2015and we walked out to
2016the White House lawn,
2017
2018445
201900:31:33,615 --> 00:31:35,571
2020and jerked each other off.
2021
2022446
202300:31:35,595 --> 00:31:39,789
2024So, like a puppet show,
2025but much more enjoyable?
2026
2027447
202800:31:41,147 --> 00:31:43,753
2029I do like a good puppet show.
2030
2031448
203200:31:43,796 --> 00:31:45,305
2033I say we do it.
2034
2035449
203600:31:45,329 --> 00:31:47,928
2037Henry Kissinger has been
2038relieved as National
2039
2040450
204100:31:47,952 --> 00:31:50,920
2042Security Adviser and
2043replaced by Brent Scowcroft.
2044
2045451
204600:31:52,982 --> 00:31:55,599
2047They're calling it the
2048Halloween Massacre.
2049
2050452
205100:31:55,623 --> 00:31:57,366
2052- Mr President.
2053- Hold on...
2054
2055453
205600:31:57,390 --> 00:32:00,497
2057Donald Rumsfeld has replaced
2058Secretary of Defense James Schlesinger.
2059
2060454
206100:32:00,521 --> 00:32:02,318
2062And Dick Cheney has
2063been chosen, as the
2064
2065455
206600:32:02,342 --> 00:32:05,655
2067the youngest Chief of Staff in history!
2068It's amazing. It's a dream.
2069
2070456
207100:32:05,679 --> 00:32:06,956
2072It's real.
2073
2074457
207500:32:07,523 --> 00:32:08,578
2076Don...
2077
2078458
207900:32:08,602 --> 00:32:11,082
2080is the youngest Secretary
2081of Defense ever.
2082
2083459
208400:32:11,106 --> 00:32:15,087
2085Well, I'm not talking about
2086Don, I'm talking about you
2087
2088460
208900:32:16,520 --> 00:32:18,360
2090And I'm going to give you
2091
2092461
209300:32:18,488 --> 00:32:21,368
2094a kiss, right here
2095in the White House.
2096
2097462
209800:32:22,269 --> 00:32:25,902
2099Excuse me Mr. and Mrs. Cheney. These girls
2100were trying to enter the Oval Office.
2101
2102463
210300:32:25,926 --> 00:32:28,633
2104Oh dear, oh dear.
2105
2106464
210700:32:28,906 --> 00:32:30,858
2108- Girls...
2109- Hey you!
2110
2111465
211200:32:30,882 --> 00:32:34,395
2113Girls this is not a
2114playground, please do not...
2115
2116466
211700:32:35,865 --> 00:32:38,096
2118Is this where Santa lives?
2119
2120467
212100:32:39,482 --> 00:32:42,135
2122It's even better,
2123it's even better.
2124
2125468
212600:32:42,733 --> 00:32:44,105
2127This...
2128
2129469
213000:32:44,222 --> 00:32:45,836
2131is where
2132
2133470
213400:32:46,269 --> 00:32:47,805
2135the leader
2136
2137471
213800:32:47,924 --> 00:32:50,858
2139of the greatest
2140nation on earth lives.
2141
2142472
214300:32:51,069 --> 00:32:54,179
2144- Are you one of his elves Daddy?
2145- In a way, yes.
2146
2147473
214800:32:54,203 --> 00:32:58,470
2149No he's not Mary. Your
2150Father is Chief of Staff.
2151
2152474
215300:32:58,742 --> 00:33:00,669
2154Chief... Of Staff.
2155
2156475
215700:33:01,945 --> 00:33:04,343
2158If you're silly with her
2159she'll grow up to be a silly woman.
2160
2161476
216200:33:04,367 --> 00:33:06,130
2163Right, of course.
2164
2165477
216600:33:06,766 --> 00:33:08,927
2167I forgot, that's just
2168
2169478
217000:33:08,969 --> 00:33:10,872
2171that's just silly, Mary.
2172
2173479
217400:33:11,008 --> 00:33:13,446
2175And as the new Chief of Staff
2176
2177480
217800:33:13,470 --> 00:33:16,314
2179and with the Presidency
2180weakened by Watergate,
2181
2182481
218300:33:16,338 --> 00:33:21,420
2184Dick Cheney wanted to find out exactly
2185how much power did the President have.
2186
2187482
218800:33:21,461 --> 00:33:24,489
2189I would like to reinstate
2190Executive Authority
2191
2192483
219300:33:24,867 --> 00:33:25,915
2194Now.
2195
2196484
219700:33:25,939 --> 00:33:27,818
2198Antonin Scalia,
2199
2200485
220100:33:27,842 --> 00:33:29,866
2202a young lawyer with the
2203justice department
2204
2205486
220600:33:29,890 --> 00:33:32,740
2207who would later go on to serve
2208on the Supreme Court,
2209
2210487
221100:33:32,764 --> 00:33:34,225
2212rocked Dick's world.
2213
2214488
221500:33:34,249 --> 00:33:35,842
2216Interesting you should ask.
2217
2218489
221900:33:35,866 --> 00:33:39,295
2220Are you familiar with the
2221theory of the unitary executive?
2222
2223490
222400:33:39,319 --> 00:33:40,945
2225No. Tell me about it.
2226
2227491
222800:33:40,969 --> 00:33:43,329
2229There is an
2230interpretation that few
2231
2232492
223300:33:43,353 --> 00:33:46,369
2234like myself happen to believe, in
2235Article two of the Constitution
2236
2237493
223800:33:46,393 --> 00:33:47,852
2239that vests the President
2240
2241494
224200:33:47,876 --> 00:33:50,537
2243with absolute
2244executive authority.
2245
2246495
224700:33:51,462 --> 00:33:53,225
2248And I mean absolute.
2249
2250496
225100:34:05,516 --> 00:34:07,109
2252Baby, baby...
2253
2254497
225500:34:07,133 --> 00:34:09,497
2256you wanna take Cole
2257to the high chair?
2258
2259498
226000:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,947
2261- Come on buddy.
2262- I've gotta try
2263
2264499
226500:34:11,971 --> 00:34:14,287
2266and explain this
2267thing to the people.
2268
2269500
227000:34:14,320 --> 00:34:16,005
2271Aren't you hungry?
2272
2273501
227400:34:16,661 --> 00:34:21,072
2275The Unitary Executive Theory.
2276
2277502
227800:34:21,096 --> 00:34:25,822
2279Certain legal scholars believed
2280that, if the President does anything
2281
2282503
228300:34:25,846 --> 00:34:28,947
2284it must be legal, because
2285it's the President.
2286
2287504
228800:34:28,971 --> 00:34:31,260
2289To hell with checks
2290and balances,
2291
2292505
229300:34:31,284 --> 00:34:34,068
2294especially during times of war.
2295
2296506
229700:34:34,418 --> 00:34:37,449
2298This was the power of kings,
2299
2300507
230100:34:37,473 --> 00:34:39,767
2302pharaohs, dictators.
2303
2304508
230500:34:40,028 --> 00:34:41,193
2306This is perfect.
2307
2308509
230900:34:41,217 --> 00:34:46,664
2310Dick Cheney was a foot soldier in
2311the power games of Washington DC.
2312
2313510
231400:34:46,688 --> 00:34:49,696
2315But with the Unitary
2316Executive Theory,
2317
2318511
231900:34:49,720 --> 00:34:55,068
2320he could become Galactus,
2321devourer of planets.
2322
2323512
232400:34:56,963 --> 00:34:59,851
2325But then, it was Election Day.
2326
2327513
232800:35:00,002 --> 00:35:02,378
2329- And there was one big problem...
2330- Carter is the winner with
2331
2332514
233300:35:02,402 --> 00:35:04,753
2334two hundred and seventy
2335two electoral votes...
2336
2337515
233800:35:04,777 --> 00:35:07,332
2339we have wondered which of us
2340gonna make this announcement
2341
2342516
234300:35:07,356 --> 00:35:12,051
2344James Earl Carter, the next
2345President of the United States.
2346
2347517
234800:35:12,052 --> 00:35:13,736
2349And just like that...
2350
2351518
235200:35:13,967 --> 00:35:15,644
2353it was all over.
2354
2355519
235600:35:16,045 --> 00:35:20,456
2357Dick Cheney, the president's chief
2358of staff, he does not have a job.
2359
2360520
236100:35:20,491 --> 00:35:23,929
2362It can't be. It's got to be some
2363sort of a mistake, or miscalculation.
2364
2365521
236600:35:23,953 --> 00:35:25,911
2367There goes the neighbourhood.
2368
2369522
237000:35:30,949 --> 00:35:32,375
2371Well, thank you all.
2372
2373523
237400:35:34,104 --> 00:35:36,672
2375The Republicans have
2376lost the Presidency.
2377
2378524
237900:35:36,722 --> 00:35:41,180
2380They are the minority in Congress in most
2381states. With America demanding change
2382
2383525
238400:35:44,465 --> 00:35:47,458
2385And President Carter went up on
2386the roof of The White House today,
2387
2388526
238900:35:47,482 --> 00:35:50,468
2390to show off the new solar
2391water heaters installed there.
2392
2393527
239400:35:50,492 --> 00:35:53,079
2395Today, and directly
2396harnessing the power of the
2397
2398528
239900:35:53,103 --> 00:35:55,888
2400sun, we are taking the
2401energy that God gave us.
2402
2403529
240400:35:56,191 --> 00:35:59,297
2405The most renewable energy
2406that we will ever see.
2407
2408530
240900:35:59,852 --> 00:36:03,904
2410And using it to replace our
2411dwindling supplies of fossil fuel.
2412
2413531
241400:36:05,450 --> 00:36:08,474
2415There is no longer any
2416question that solar energy...
2417
2418532
241900:36:43,484 --> 00:36:45,280
2420Well, not me, not me, sir.
2421
2422533
242300:36:45,304 --> 00:36:48,473
2424I will become the
2425gentleman from Wyoming.
2426
2427534
242800:36:48,497 --> 00:36:50,798
2429Most of all, and hear this...
2430
2431535
243200:36:51,406 --> 00:36:53,388
2433Taxes must go down.
2434
2435536
243600:36:53,578 --> 00:36:55,384
2437I'll say it again,
2438taxes must go down
2439
2440537
244100:36:55,408 --> 00:36:58,989
2442we must ameliorate pain of
2443taxes for the working man...
2444
2445538
244600:36:59,090 --> 00:37:01,452
2447and bring...
2448
2449539
245000:37:01,669 --> 00:37:04,322
2451perspicacity to the fore.
2452
2453540
245400:37:10,423 --> 00:37:12,474
2455Thank God for name recognition.
2456
2457541
245800:37:14,110 --> 00:37:16,025
2459Well, enough of
2460the horsing around.
2461
2462542
246300:37:16,049 --> 00:37:19,676
2464Although, that is of course,
2465what us cowboys do.
2466
2467543
246800:37:22,909 --> 00:37:25,112
2469Vote for Cheney in Congress.
2470
2471544
247200:37:25,136 --> 00:37:28,125
2473I will not let you down,
2474you can count on me.
2475
2476545
247700:37:28,394 --> 00:37:31,734
2478And uh, thank you,
2479and vote for Cheney...
2480
2481546
248200:37:31,980 --> 00:37:33,461
2483in congress.
2484
2485547
248600:37:35,864 --> 00:37:38,385
2487Either he drinks
2488next time, or I do.
2489
2490548
249100:37:39,554 --> 00:37:41,035
2492I, uh...
2493
2494549
249500:37:41,100 --> 00:37:43,878
2496I don't want anyone
2497to panic, but...
2498
2499550
250000:37:44,187 --> 00:37:47,809
2501But I do believe I have
2502to go to the hospital.
2503
2504551
250500:37:48,937 --> 00:37:50,598
2506Now.
2507
2508552
250900:38:00,260 --> 00:38:03,195
2510It's an inferior wall infarct.
2511
2512553
251300:38:03,479 --> 00:38:06,421
2514But that can be fixed, right?
2515
2516554
251700:38:06,556 --> 00:38:09,716
2518If it was up to me you'd
2519drop out of the election.
2520
2521555
252200:38:11,102 --> 00:38:14,044
2523But you've both made that
2524clear that it's not an option.
2525
2526556
252700:38:14,068 --> 00:38:17,832
2528So you must have a minimum
2529of two weeks bed rest.
2530
2531557
253200:38:17,856 --> 00:38:19,949
2533Two weeks off.
2534We'll lose our lead.
2535
2536558
253700:38:19,973 --> 00:38:21,884
2538Like hell we will.
2539
2540559
254100:38:22,184 --> 00:38:25,673
2542Dick Cheney has an illness,
2543so he can't be here today.
2544
2545560
254600:38:25,777 --> 00:38:27,746
2547But we got his his wife.
2548
2549561
255000:38:27,770 --> 00:38:30,259
2551And she's a darn pretty girl.
2552
2553562
255400:38:30,707 --> 00:38:32,431
2555Lynne Cheney!
2556
2557563
255800:38:34,239 --> 00:38:35,731
2559Hello!
2560
2561564
256200:38:35,755 --> 00:38:37,791
2563Hello, how are you today?
2564
2565565
256600:38:38,064 --> 00:38:40,959
2567Good, good, good to hear.
2568It's really nice...
2569
2570566
257100:38:41,048 --> 00:38:43,358
2572to be back in my home state.
2573
2574567
257500:38:43,386 --> 00:38:45,336
2576See, I grew up in Wyoming.
2577
2578568
257900:38:45,464 --> 00:38:49,000
2580But it seems that somewhere
2581along the line...
2582
2583569
258400:38:49,057 --> 00:38:52,945
2585Washington DC stopped listening
2586to real folks like us!
2587
2588570
258900:38:53,018 --> 00:38:54,939
2590And started only listening...
2591
2592571
259300:38:54,963 --> 00:39:00,186
2594to liberal snobs who want us all to
2595lose our jobs to affirmative action!
2596
2597572
259800:39:02,611 --> 00:39:04,217
2599Okay Lynne...
2600
2601573
260200:39:05,431 --> 00:39:07,162
2603That's right.
2604
2605574
260600:39:07,939 --> 00:39:08,899
2607You know, I am...
2608
2609575
261000:39:08,923 --> 00:39:13,631
2611went to New York City, women in
2612New York City are burning their bras.
2613
2614576
261500:39:14,393 --> 00:39:17,608
2616Well you know what women in
2617Wyoming do with our bras?
2618
2619577
262000:39:17,650 --> 00:39:20,171
2621We wear them!
2622
2623578
262400:39:20,668 --> 00:39:22,469
2625We wear them.
2626
2627579
262800:39:23,023 --> 00:39:26,097
2629Here in Wyoming we believe
2630there is a right and wrong.
2631
2632580
263300:39:26,158 --> 00:39:29,451
2634Because I'm a mom and
2635a wife from Wyoming.
2636
2637581
263800:39:29,811 --> 00:39:33,678
2639And I know how it feels
2640to make every penny count.
2641
2642582
264300:39:33,702 --> 00:39:37,312
2644Not only do I speak for you,
2645but my husband Dick Cheney...
2646
2647583
264800:39:37,336 --> 00:39:41,036
2649A hard wind of change had been
2650blowing through America.
2651
2652584
265300:39:41,231 --> 00:39:45,298
2654Civil rights, Roe versus
2655Wade, environmentalism.
2656
2657585
265800:39:45,700 --> 00:39:49,672
2659But there was a part of the country
2660that was angry about this change.
2661
2662586
266300:39:50,075 --> 00:39:51,357
2664Thanks to...
2665
2666587
266700:39:51,381 --> 00:39:54,172
2668My amazing wife...
2669
2670588
267100:39:54,909 --> 00:39:58,593
2672It's good to be joining
2673you all here in D.C.
2674
2675589
267600:39:58,604 --> 00:40:01,945
2677as Wyoming's sole
2678Congressional Representative!
2679
2680590
268100:40:02,706 --> 00:40:03,914
2682And then...
2683
2684591
268500:40:03,938 --> 00:40:07,460
2686big money families like
2687the Kochs and the Coors
2688
2689592
269000:40:07,484 --> 00:40:10,824
2691that were sick of paying
2692income taxes, rolled
2693
2694593
269500:40:10,848 --> 00:40:14,853
2696right into Washington DC and
2697started writing fat checks
2698
2699594
270000:40:15,114 --> 00:40:17,283
2701to fund right-wing think tanks.
2702
2703595
270400:40:18,791 --> 00:40:22,756
2705That would change the way many
2706Americans looked at the world.
2707
2708596
270900:40:25,153 --> 00:40:27,712
2710Finally in 1980,
2711
2712597
271300:40:27,736 --> 00:40:30,617
2714this unlikely revolution
2715of the super rich
2716
2717598
271800:40:30,641 --> 00:40:33,452
2719and white conservatives
2720found its face.
2721
2722599
272300:40:33,803 --> 00:40:35,865
2724For those without skills,
2725
2726600
272700:40:35,889 --> 00:40:38,646
2728we will find a way to
2729help them get new skills.
2730
2731601
273200:40:38,670 --> 00:40:40,701
2733For those without
2734job opportunities,
2735
2736602
273700:40:40,725 --> 00:40:43,303
2738we will stimulate new
2739opportunities particularly
2740
2741603
274200:40:43,327 --> 00:40:45,472
2743in the inner cities
2744where they live.
2745
2746604
274700:40:45,678 --> 00:40:47,597
2748For those who have
2749abandoned hope,
2750
2751605
275200:40:48,085 --> 00:40:51,615
2753we'll restore hope, and we'll welcome
2754them into a great national crusade...
2755
2756606
275700:40:51,639 --> 00:40:54,113
2758to make America great again!
2759
2760607
276100:41:06,038 --> 00:41:07,386
2762It was...
2763
2764608
276500:41:07,491 --> 00:41:10,625
2766The fucking 1980's...
2767
2768609
276900:41:10,649 --> 00:41:13,830
2770and it was a hell of a
2771time to be Dick Cheney.
2772
2773610
277400:41:15,716 --> 00:41:21,755
2775Vote on HR4445 the
2776undetectable fire arms act
2777
2778611
277900:41:21,779 --> 00:41:25,378
2780to ban plastic guns that
2781can evade metal detectors.
2782
2783612
278400:41:27,519 --> 00:41:29,626
2785Thank you Congressman Cheney.
2786
2787613
278800:41:29,676 --> 00:41:32,337
2789I hear you have
2790been quite the ally.
2791
2792614
279300:41:54,122 --> 00:41:56,900
2794Someone call an ambulance!
2795
2796615
279700:41:58,052 --> 00:42:01,775
2798- Can you breathe?
2799- I'm having a heart attack, you idiot...
2800
2801616
280200:42:32,039 --> 00:42:33,723
2803Very nice to see you.
2804
2805617
280600:42:43,331 --> 00:42:44,531
2807Thank you.
2808
2809618
281000:42:44,647 --> 00:42:47,644
2811They're both
2812brilliant, but broke.
2813
2814619
281500:42:50,281 --> 00:42:53,519
2816Hey Dick!
2817Hello Lynne!
2818
2819620
282000:42:54,406 --> 00:42:57,845
2821- Congratulations on your appointment.
2822- Well, thank you Mr. Vice President.
2823
2824621
282500:42:57,869 --> 00:42:59,392
2826How is your lovely family?
2827
2828622
282900:42:59,416 --> 00:43:02,553
2830Well, we think our son Jeb
2831seems cut out for office.
2832
2833623
283400:43:04,655 --> 00:43:06,874
2835We may be asking you for
2836endorsements in a few years.
2837
2838624
283900:43:06,898 --> 00:43:08,860
2840Oh well, if he's half
2841as charming as you are
2842
2843625
284400:43:08,884 --> 00:43:10,758
2845George, then he'll
2846have both of our votes.
2847
2848626
284900:43:10,782 --> 00:43:13,469
2850- Ah, can I get that in writing?
2851- Yeah, yeah, of course.
2852
2853627
285400:43:13,493 --> 00:43:16,050
2855Dick, I just wanted to say
2856thank you for getting the House
2857
2858628
285900:43:16,074 --> 00:43:18,799
2860not to override the President's
2861veto the fairness doctrine.
2862
2863629
286400:43:18,823 --> 00:43:22,768
2865Not a problem. Happy to get rid
2866of any big government regulations.
2867
2868630
286900:43:22,792 --> 00:43:24,099
2870Thank you.
2871
2872631
287300:43:24,123 --> 00:43:26,506
2874The fairness doctrine was
2875a law from the forties
2876
2877632
287800:43:26,530 --> 00:43:29,533
2879that required any
2880broadcast TV, or radio news
2881
2882633
288300:43:29,557 --> 00:43:32,583
2884to present both sides
2885of an issue equally.
2886
2887634
288800:43:32,618 --> 00:43:35,924
2889Its repeal would lead to
2890the rise of opinion news.
2891
2892635
289300:43:35,948 --> 00:43:40,342
2894Let me tell you something, you
2895skinny, human prophylactic.
2896
2897636
289800:43:40,846 --> 00:43:43,343
2899Love is the only human
2900emotion that you can't
2901
2902637
290300:43:43,367 --> 00:43:45,898
2904fake except women, and
2905thank God they can.
2906
2907638
290800:43:48,238 --> 00:43:52,102
2909And eventually to the realization
2910of Roger Aile's dream.
2911
2912639
291300:43:52,536 --> 00:43:54,051
2914FOX news,
2915
2916640
291700:43:54,075 --> 00:43:58,450
2918which would go on to become the no.
29191 news station in the United States
2920
2921641
292200:43:58,473 --> 00:44:01,884
2923and swing America even
2924more to the right.
2925
2926642
292700:44:08,857 --> 00:44:11,046
2928Alright. Lighten up sweet heart!
2929It's a party!
2930
2931643
293200:44:11,070 --> 00:44:13,725
2933Let me go see, if I can see, if
2934everything's okay over there.
2935
2936644
293700:44:13,749 --> 00:44:15,579
2938Great to see you both.
2939Love to the girls...
2940
2941645
294200:44:15,603 --> 00:44:17,981
2943- Love to Barbara.
2944- Will do.
2945
2946646
294700:44:18,212 --> 00:44:20,732
2948- That's his son.
2949- Oh, crap.
2950
2951647
295200:44:21,143 --> 00:44:23,523
2953George W, the black
2954sheep of the family.
2955
2956648
295700:44:25,710 --> 00:44:28,090
2958A little too much
2959unconditional love there.
2960
2961649
296200:44:30,249 --> 00:44:32,098
2963Can you feel it Dick?
2964
2965650
296600:44:32,254 --> 00:44:34,062
2967Half the room wants to be us
2968
2969651
297000:44:34,086 --> 00:44:36,247
2971the other half fears us.
2972
2973652
297400:44:36,548 --> 00:44:39,576
2975I know George is
2976next in line but,
2977
2978653
297900:44:40,509 --> 00:44:42,842
2980after that, who knows?
2981
2982654
298300:44:44,017 --> 00:44:46,764
2984I respect the hell out of Reagan.
2985
2986655
298700:44:47,496 --> 00:44:52,609
2988But no one has shown the world the
2989true power of the American Presidency.
2990
2991656
299200:45:19,964 --> 00:45:21,683
2993Excuse me Miss Mary!
2994
2995657
299600:45:21,707 --> 00:45:25,516
2997You cannot leave the grounds
2998during school hours! Mary!
2999
3000658
300100:45:33,348 --> 00:45:35,892
3002What, I don't
3003understand you just...
3004
3005659
300600:45:35,958 --> 00:45:39,728
3007left school? Why? It
3008doesn't make sense.
3009
3010660
301100:45:40,730 --> 00:45:42,650
3012It was Susan...
3013
3014661
301500:45:43,127 --> 00:45:45,523
3016Susan... Your best friend?
3017
3018662
301900:45:46,264 --> 00:45:50,393
3020Oh, honey, did you get in
3021a fight over a boy, or...
3022
3023663
302400:45:54,461 --> 00:45:57,310
3025She broke up with me.
3026
3027664
302800:45:59,780 --> 00:46:02,683
3029Mom... Dad...
3030
3031665
303200:46:05,388 --> 00:46:07,197
3033I like girls...
3034
3035666
303600:46:07,805 --> 00:46:09,498
3037I'm gay.
3038
3039667
304000:46:30,163 --> 00:46:32,191
3041It doesn't matter sweetheart.
3042
3043668
304400:46:33,640 --> 00:46:35,832
3045We love you no matter what.
3046
3047669
304800:46:36,952 --> 00:46:38,902
3049Daddy!
3050
3051670
305200:46:38,980 --> 00:46:42,516
3053- I love you so much.
3054- I love you Mary.
3055
3056671
305700:46:43,917 --> 00:46:46,441
3058This is going to make things...
3059
3060672
306100:46:46,465 --> 00:46:48,493
3062so hard for you.
3063
3064673
306500:46:55,619 --> 00:46:58,329
3066When George Bush Sr.
3067Was elected President,
3068
3069674
307000:46:58,353 --> 00:47:01,795
3071Dick Cheney was made
3072Secretary of Defense.
3073
3074675
307500:47:01,884 --> 00:47:04,483
3076Sixth in line to the Presidency.
3077
3078676
307900:47:04,967 --> 00:47:07,085
3080And after a few years,
3081
3082677
308300:47:07,109 --> 00:47:09,582
3084it was Dick's turn
3085to run for President,
3086
3087678
308800:47:09,953 --> 00:47:13,473
3089so they decided to do some
3090early polling numbers.
3091
3092679
309300:47:13,900 --> 00:47:15,436
3094Oh, yeah, that's it?
3095
3096680
309700:47:17,009 --> 00:47:20,217
3098We can move those numbers...
3099just...
3100
3101681
310200:47:20,883 --> 00:47:24,701
3103Go after the welfare state,
3104regulations, government waste...
3105
3106682
310700:47:27,185 --> 00:47:29,416
3108I can't put Mary through that.
3109
3110683
311100:47:31,083 --> 00:47:33,916
3112Every primary opponent
3113will go after her...
3114
3115684
311600:47:39,285 --> 00:47:40,985
3117And we deny.
3118
3119685
312000:47:42,722 --> 00:47:45,766
3121Shame them for going after
3122the family and...
3123
3124686
312500:49:31,982 --> 00:49:34,916
3126Who is calling on
3127a Sunday morning?!
3128
3129687
313000:49:36,130 --> 00:49:37,971
3131I don't know.
3132
3133688
313400:49:43,129 --> 00:49:44,337
3135I'm coming.
3136
3137689
313800:49:47,699 --> 00:49:49,048
3139Hello.
3140
3141690
314200:49:52,316 --> 00:49:53,915
3143That's right.
3144
3145691
314600:50:03,960 --> 00:50:06,558
3147Any way I can be of assistance.
3148
3149692
315000:50:08,884 --> 00:50:11,443
3151Yeah. That should work... 3pm...
3152
3153693
315400:50:12,126 --> 00:50:13,920
3155Of course...
3156
3157694
315800:50:14,364 --> 00:50:15,705
3159That...
3160
3161695
316200:50:16,359 --> 00:50:18,231
3163goes without saying...
3164
3165696
316600:50:20,028 --> 00:50:21,267
3167Thank you.
3168
3169697
317000:50:21,512 --> 00:50:22,863
3171Thank you.
3172
3173698
317400:50:24,271 --> 00:50:25,736
3175Who is that?
3176
3177699
317800:50:26,304 --> 00:50:27,996
3179It was someone from...
3180
3181700
318200:50:28,479 --> 00:50:32,607
3183- George Bush's son's campaign.
3184- Jeb?
3185
3186701
318700:50:32,631 --> 00:50:35,327
3188No. George W... Jeb's Florida.
3189
3190702
319100:50:35,351 --> 00:50:36,462
3192Right. Right.
3193
3194703
319500:50:36,486 --> 00:50:40,231
3196Oh, I still can't believe they've got
3197that poor boy running for President.
3198
3199704
320000:50:41,009 --> 00:50:42,654
3201What they want?
3202
3203705
320400:50:43,298 --> 00:50:47,294
3205They want to talk to me
3206about being his running mate.
3207
3208706
320900:50:48,798 --> 00:50:50,044
3210What?
3211
3212707
321300:50:51,192 --> 00:50:54,142
3214They didn't say it
3215outright, but...
3216
3217708
321800:50:54,552 --> 00:50:56,775
3219I've made that call myself
3220
3221709
322200:50:57,185 --> 00:50:58,916
3223that's what they want.
3224
3225710
322600:51:00,286 --> 00:51:02,924
3227Vice President is a nothing job.
3228
3229711
323000:51:06,247 --> 00:51:07,801
3231Gonna just hear them out.
3232
3233712
323400:51:07,825 --> 00:51:08,989
3235I owe that to the father.
3236
3237713
323800:51:09,013 --> 00:51:11,916
3239The VP just sits around,
3240and waits for the
3241
3242714
324300:51:11,940 --> 00:51:15,041
3244President to die.
3245You've said so yourself.
3246
3247715
324800:51:16,073 --> 00:51:18,695
3249- Yeah it's a credit job.
3250- Yeah.
3251
3252716
325300:51:19,846 --> 00:51:21,453
3254That's just a meeting.
3255
3256717
325700:51:21,844 --> 00:51:23,880
3258Is it just a meeting?
3259
3260718
326100:51:25,590 --> 00:51:27,735
3262It's just a meeting.
3263
3264719
326500:51:32,486 --> 00:51:33,686
3266Good.
3267
3268720
326900:51:54,799 --> 00:51:56,866
3270Yes, Mr. Governor?
3271
3272721
327300:51:57,932 --> 00:51:59,265
3274Of course.
3275
3276722
327700:52:00,307 --> 00:52:02,835
3278The Governor will see
3279you now Secretary Cheney.
3280
3281723
328200:52:08,288 --> 00:52:09,668
3283Sure.
3284
3285724
328600:52:12,739 --> 00:52:14,560
3287Hey, hello Dick.
3288
3289725
329000:52:14,584 --> 00:52:16,259
3291Hello, George.
3292
3293726
329400:52:16,718 --> 00:52:19,272
3295- It's been a while.
3296- Last year...
3297
3298727
329900:52:19,296 --> 00:52:21,856
3300foreign policy sessions.
3301
3302728
330300:52:22,054 --> 00:52:23,930
3304That's right. Yeah, that's right.
3305
3306729
330700:52:23,954 --> 00:52:25,918
3308Those meetings were...
3309
3310730
331100:52:26,640 --> 00:52:28,684
3312very engaging.
3313
3314731
331500:52:28,870 --> 00:52:30,484
3316Do you remember?
3317
3318732
331900:52:31,045 --> 00:52:33,351
3320We both agreed my Dad
3321would have been reelected
3322
3323733
332400:52:33,375 --> 00:52:35,490
3325- if he had taken out Saddam.
3326- Right.
3327
3328734
332900:52:35,514 --> 00:52:37,605
3330Yeah... War time Presidents
3331
3332735
333300:52:38,516 --> 00:52:39,778
3334very popular.
3335
3336736
333700:52:39,802 --> 00:52:41,807
3338That they are. That they are.
3339
3340737
334100:52:42,743 --> 00:52:44,232
3342So...
3343
3344738
334500:52:46,359 --> 00:52:48,786
3346Congratulations on a...
3347
3348739
334900:52:49,554 --> 00:52:51,139
3350successful primary.
3351
3352740
335300:52:51,163 --> 00:52:52,227
3354I have...
3355
3356741
335700:52:52,251 --> 00:52:56,336
3358been through a few myself and
3359they can be... Shall we say
3360
3361742
336200:52:56,360 --> 00:52:58,435
3363- Fucking exhausting!
3364- Right.
3365
3366743
336700:53:01,309 --> 00:53:03,511
3368It's a grind.
3369
3370744
337100:53:03,535 --> 00:53:07,376
3372It's a grind, I tell you.
3373Buses, baloney sandwiches...
3374
3375745
337600:53:08,178 --> 00:53:12,073
3377I like people, but I mean,
3378you know, enough's enough.
3379
3380746
338100:53:15,061 --> 00:53:16,363
3382So...
3383
3384747
338500:53:17,862 --> 00:53:19,479
3386- the call I received...
3387- I forgot
3388
3389748
339000:53:19,503 --> 00:53:22,155
3391you're a brass tacks guy aren't you?
3392I like that.
3393
3394749
339500:53:23,512 --> 00:53:25,895
3396Are you surprised I'm
3397running for President?
3398
3399750
340000:53:25,919 --> 00:53:29,071
3401He wants to outrace his father.
3402
3403751
340400:53:29,427 --> 00:53:30,827
3405More than anything.
3406
3407752
340800:53:30,851 --> 00:53:33,942
3409After my, shall we say,
3410wild years?
3411
3412753
341300:53:33,995 --> 00:53:39,023
3414Well, Gorge, I sowed some
3415oats myself back in the day.
3416
3417754
341800:53:39,475 --> 00:53:42,784
3419And still enjoy a
3420cold beer on occasion.
3421
3422755
342300:53:42,991 --> 00:53:44,651
3424I bet you did.
3425
3426756
342700:53:44,738 --> 00:53:48,797
3428I bet you did you rascal. Well
3429I can't anymore. It got bad.
3430
3431757
343200:53:49,042 --> 00:53:50,516
3433Yeah.
3434
3435758
343600:53:51,052 --> 00:53:52,564
3437Good times.
3438
3439759
344000:53:52,723 --> 00:53:54,478
3441What does he really want?
3442
3443760
344400:53:55,122 --> 00:53:56,615
3445What does he need?
3446
3447761
344800:53:56,639 --> 00:53:58,563
3449It's tough, I tell you...
3450
3451762
345200:54:00,771 --> 00:54:03,323
3453Lost my first congressional
3454race, that was...
3455
3456763
345700:54:03,669 --> 00:54:05,088
3458not good.
3459
3460764
346100:54:07,493 --> 00:54:10,474
3462- How about some brisket?
3463- George... um...
3464
3465765
346600:54:12,063 --> 00:54:13,501
3467Hey Theresa!
3468
3469766
347000:54:13,525 --> 00:54:15,350
3471Hey Theresa!
3472
3473767
347400:54:15,365 --> 00:54:16,718
3475Get some brisket?!
3476
3477768
347800:54:16,742 --> 00:54:18,624
3479- I will find...
3480- Get the burnt ends!
3481
3482769
348300:54:18,648 --> 00:54:21,035
3484- 'Course.
3485- So listen, I've got a...
3486
3487770
348800:54:22,031 --> 00:54:24,633
3489lack of experience
3490problem in the polls
3491
3492771
349300:54:24,657 --> 00:54:26,483
3494and you're one of the
3495most experienced guys around
3496
3497772
349800:54:26,507 --> 00:54:29,561
3499you wanna jump
3500on board and be my Vice?
3501
3502773
350300:54:30,072 --> 00:54:32,069
3504I'm honored.
3505
3506774
350700:54:32,209 --> 00:54:34,334
3508Don't be honored. Fucking
3509say yes, Mr. Brass tacks.
3510
3511775
351200:54:34,358 --> 00:54:37,019
3513I have to say no.
3514
3515776
351600:54:37,239 --> 00:54:39,504
3517Dick c'mon, we'll
3518have a lot of fun.
3519
3520777
352100:54:39,528 --> 00:54:41,298
3522What are you doing right now?
3523
3524778
352500:54:41,434 --> 00:54:43,707
3526- You in the private sector?
3527- Yeah.
3528
3529779
353000:54:43,731 --> 00:54:47,634
3531- Come on. I know you love politics.
3532- No. George.
3533
3534780
353500:54:47,746 --> 00:54:49,900
3536- Let's go.
3537- Not gonna happen.
3538
3539781
354000:54:49,924 --> 00:54:51,210
3541Come on now!
3542
3543782
354400:54:53,780 --> 00:54:56,144
3545That's a shame. It is.
3546
3547783
354800:54:57,855 --> 00:55:00,399
3549Perhaps I could...
3550
3551784
355200:55:01,066 --> 00:55:04,075
3553help you find the
3554right running mate.
3555
3556785
355700:55:04,099 --> 00:55:08,326
3558- Run my VP search team?
3559- No team. Just me.
3560
3561786
356200:55:14,748 --> 00:55:17,068
3563Yeah, yeah, that could work.
3564
3565787
356600:55:17,092 --> 00:55:19,831
3567I'll have to run it
3568by Rove of course, but...
3569
3570788
357100:55:21,296 --> 00:55:25,566
3572if I lose maybe I can become
3573commissioner of baseball, you know!
3574
3575789
357600:55:25,968 --> 00:55:27,332
3577But the...
3578
3579790
358000:55:27,617 --> 00:55:29,153
3581idea...
3582
3583791
358400:55:29,511 --> 00:55:31,172
3585is to win?!
3586
3587792
358800:55:32,834 --> 00:55:34,987
3589I'm going to keep you
3590in the back of my mind.
3591
3592793
359300:55:42,031 --> 00:55:45,520
3594So are you going to tell me
3595how it went today, or not?
3596
3597794
359800:55:49,034 --> 00:55:51,250
3599It was... very interesting.
3600
3601795
360200:55:51,300 --> 00:55:53,086
3603He is a...
3604
3605796
360600:55:55,457 --> 00:55:57,001
3607green.
3608
3609797
361000:55:58,480 --> 00:56:00,524
3611He's very green.
3612
3613798
361400:56:02,277 --> 00:56:04,235
3615And you told him no?
3616
3617799
361800:56:04,363 --> 00:56:05,920
3619I, uh...
3620
3621800
362200:56:05,944 --> 00:56:08,066
3623I told him I would help
3624
3625801
362600:56:08,769 --> 00:56:10,328
3627with the...
3628
3629802
363000:56:11,472 --> 00:56:12,985
3631search.
3632
3633803
363400:56:27,361 --> 00:56:28,967
3635What are you thinking?
3636
3637804
363800:56:31,144 --> 00:56:33,141
3639I can tell you're thinking.
3640
3641805
364200:56:40,298 --> 00:56:42,951
3643What was Dick Cheney thinking?
3644
3645806
364600:56:43,486 --> 00:56:45,977
3647I'm thinking I've never
3648seen anything like this.
3649
3650807
365100:56:46,001 --> 00:56:49,073
3652After his first
3653meeting with George W.
3654
3655808
365600:56:49,097 --> 00:56:52,007
3657We've had a lot
3658of successes Dick.
3659
3660809
366100:56:55,150 --> 00:56:57,029
3662The Vice President...
3663
3664810
366500:56:57,157 --> 00:56:58,940
3666is a nothing job.
3667
3668811
366900:56:58,964 --> 00:57:02,232
3670How many steps ahead
3671was he looking?
3672
3673812
367400:57:02,715 --> 00:57:06,751
3675How did he feel about the
3676opportunity that was in front of him?
3677
3678813
367900:57:08,153 --> 00:57:09,579
3680There are...
3681
3682814
368300:57:09,907 --> 00:57:12,896
3684certain moments, so delicate...
3685
3686815
368700:57:13,899 --> 00:57:16,943
3688like a teacup and saucer...
3689
3690816
369100:57:20,409 --> 00:57:23,507
3692stacked on a teacup
3693and saucer...
3694
3695817
369600:57:23,940 --> 00:57:25,963
3697on a teacup...
3698
3699818
370000:57:25,987 --> 00:57:27,843
3701and saucer.
3702
3703819
370400:57:31,205 --> 00:57:32,897
3705And on and on.
3706
3707820
370800:57:38,965 --> 00:57:42,595
3709That this moment could
3710fall in any direction...
3711
3712821
371300:57:43,239 --> 00:57:45,642
3714and change everything.
3715
3716822
371700:57:48,982 --> 00:57:51,603
3718Sadly there is no
3719real way to know
3720
3721823
372200:57:51,627 --> 00:57:56,229
3723exactly what was going on inside the
3724Cheneys at this history changing moment.
3725
3726824
372700:57:56,603 --> 00:58:00,746
3728We can't just snap into
3729a Shakespearean Soliloquy
3730
3731825
373200:58:00,770 --> 00:58:04,430
3733that dramatizes every
3734feeling and motivation.
3735
3736826
373700:58:04,730 --> 00:58:07,188
3738It's just not the
3739way the world works.
3740
3741827
374200:58:13,032 --> 00:58:15,433
3743My sweet Richard.
3744
3745828
374600:58:15,457 --> 00:58:18,665
3747Dance'd nimbly round the
3748King's hearth thou hath.
3749
3750829
375100:58:18,730 --> 00:58:21,692
3752Even whilst clamored I for more,
3753
3754830
375500:58:21,716 --> 00:58:23,061
3756more!
3757
3758831
375900:58:23,085 --> 00:58:28,050
3760Parched maw craned towards the
3761drip, drip of imagined waters.
3762
3763832
376400:58:28,515 --> 00:58:30,473
3765But I say to you now,
3766
3767833
376800:58:30,497 --> 00:58:32,720
3769rest, retire.
3770
3771834
377200:58:32,797 --> 00:58:35,336
3773Thou hast honored thy vows to
3774
3775835
377600:58:35,360 --> 00:58:37,435
3777wife and crown.
3778
3779836
378000:58:37,836 --> 00:58:41,669
3781Has blindness usurped
3782vision in you my wife?
3783
3784837
378500:58:44,175 --> 00:58:47,422
3786No mere treaty is our union!
3787
3788838
378900:58:48,136 --> 00:58:53,616
3790Thou shared thy torch's flame with
3791mine revealing halls and spires of
3792
3793839
379400:58:54,278 --> 00:58:56,696
3795long faded empires.
3796
3797840
379800:58:56,809 --> 00:59:00,775
3799And now, I, may hold aloft
3800
3801841
380200:59:00,887 --> 00:59:03,735
3803mine own fiery credit
3804
3805842
380600:59:05,160 --> 00:59:08,782
3807to make flesh our bond of power.
3808
3809843
381000:59:10,011 --> 00:59:11,375
3811Dare I?
3812
3813844
381400:59:12,054 --> 00:59:17,394
3815Dare I let hope's peak place gathered
3816bramble upon my heart for future's nest?
3817
3818845
381900:59:17,983 --> 00:59:21,089
3820Many winters past hath
3821I let this hope die,
3822
3823846
382400:59:21,538 --> 00:59:24,951
3825cruel winds silencing
3826tiny birds needy cries.
3827
3828847
382900:59:24,975 --> 00:59:28,006
3830Now that it hath
3831arrived I say yea, yea!
3832
3833848
383400:59:28,030 --> 00:59:30,011
3835Yea!
3836
3837849
383800:59:30,615 --> 00:59:33,330
3839Mine own blood and will
3840
3841850
384200:59:33,451 --> 00:59:34,991
3843are yours,
3844
3845851
384600:59:35,015 --> 00:59:38,296
3847til pierced be the last
3848soldier's breast plate,
3849
3850852
385100:59:38,320 --> 00:59:41,371
3852spilling forth its
3853ruby jellied treasures!
3854
3855853
385600:59:51,903 --> 00:59:53,110
3857So...
3858
3859854
386000:59:53,723 --> 00:59:57,525
3861So... I think we... proceed.
3862
3863855
386400:59:58,403 --> 01:00:00,220
3865What about Mary?
3866
3867856
386801:00:00,908 --> 01:00:02,342
3869It's VP.
3870
3871857
387201:00:03,451 --> 01:00:05,627
3873Not the same scrutiny.
3874
3875858
387601:00:06,790 --> 01:00:09,412
3877He has allies Dick.
3878
3879859
388001:00:09,697 --> 01:00:13,365
3881Connections. You're new to his world.
3882You don't know the landscape.
3883
3884860
388501:00:18,881 --> 01:00:20,757
3886I had better
3887
3888861
388901:00:20,781 --> 01:00:23,885
3890conduct a very thorough search.
3891
3892862
389301:00:24,482 --> 01:00:26,659
3894Every stone. Hell,
3895
3896863
389701:00:26,779 --> 01:00:28,830
3898every grain of sand
3899
3900864
390101:00:28,834 --> 01:00:30,725
3902needs to be looked under
3903for this questionnaire.
3904
3905865
390601:00:30,749 --> 01:00:32,420
3907Dick, we are asking for...
3908
3909866
391001:00:32,444 --> 01:00:36,909
3911all financials, all medical,
3912all interviews, press, writings,
3913
3914867
391501:00:36,937 --> 01:00:38,500
3916all legal records,
3917
3918868
391901:00:38,524 --> 01:00:40,583
3920family medical and
3921family financials.
3922
3923869
392401:00:40,607 --> 01:00:41,549
3925And?
3926
3927870
392801:00:41,573 --> 01:00:44,111
3929Any more comprehensive
3930and we'd need a rubber glove.
3931
3932871
393301:00:44,135 --> 01:00:45,299
3934Sorry Liz.
3935
3936872
393701:00:45,323 --> 01:00:47,945
3938That wasn't offensive.
3939Should I be offended?
3940
3941873
394201:00:47,969 --> 01:00:50,548
3943I'm offended. Dave didn't
3944worry, if I'd be offended.
3945
3946874
394701:00:50,572 --> 01:00:54,036
3948Oh, a rubber glove.
3949Like a proctology exam.
3950
3951875
395201:00:54,220 --> 01:00:56,530
3953- That's... that's disgusting.
3954- Hello!
3955
3956876
395701:00:57,118 --> 01:00:58,576
3958Oh. Hello!
3959
3960877
396101:01:05,771 --> 01:01:07,416
3962David, thoughts?
3963
3964878
396501:01:07,497 --> 01:01:09,838
3966One... big one.
3967
3968879
396901:01:10,466 --> 01:01:11,886
3970David Addington,
3971
3972880
397301:01:11,910 --> 01:01:16,496
3974Dicks main legal adviser and a huge
3975believer in the Unitary Executive Theory.
3976
3977881
397801:01:16,520 --> 01:01:20,087
3979He was known for telling people to
3980their face that they're stupid.
3981
3982882
398301:01:21,090 --> 01:01:22,318
3984So the...
3985
3986883
398701:01:22,342 --> 01:01:25,288
3988Vice Presidency is part
3989of the executive branch and
3990
3991884
399201:01:25,312 --> 01:01:28,319
3993because the VP casts tie
3994breaking votes to the Senate
3995
3996885
399701:01:28,343 --> 01:01:29,616
3998also part
3999
4000886
400101:01:29,640 --> 01:01:31,965
4002- of the legislative branch, right?
4003- Right.
4004
4005887
400601:01:32,152 --> 01:01:33,461
4007That means,
4008
4009888
401001:01:34,136 --> 01:01:36,221
4011The VP is also...
4012
4013889
401401:01:36,245 --> 01:01:39,507
4015not part of the executive,
4016or the legislative.
4017
4018890
401901:01:40,167 --> 01:01:41,373
4020So...
4021
4022891
402301:01:41,397 --> 01:01:44,003
4024one could argue that
4025
4026892
402701:01:44,979 --> 01:01:46,507
4028neither branch
4029
4030893
403101:01:46,707 --> 01:01:48,962
4032has oversight of the VP?
4033
4034894
403501:01:49,488 --> 01:01:51,415
4036Not only could one argue that
4037
4038895
403901:01:51,801 --> 01:01:53,501
4040I'm arguing you.
4041
4042896
404301:01:54,090 --> 01:01:56,188
4044- That's brilliant David.
4045- I know.
4046
4047897
404801:01:56,449 --> 01:01:57,844
4049Right?
4050
4051898
405201:01:57,934 --> 01:02:00,884
4053Carl Rove want me
4054to buy this ranch.
4055
4056899
405701:02:01,074 --> 01:02:04,431
4058Distance myself from my years
4059at Yale and Harvard.
4060
4061900
406201:02:04,434 --> 01:02:07,024
4063Make me more of a man of
4064the people for the election.
4065
4066901
406701:02:07,879 --> 01:02:09,306
4068Smart.
4069
4070902
407101:02:12,643 --> 01:02:15,127
4072So, we gonna do this thing or what?
4073I mean, is this happening?
4074
4075903
407601:02:15,151 --> 01:02:16,398
4077No.
4078
4079904
408001:02:16,597 --> 01:02:21,047
4081I have found some very
4082interesting candidates.
4083
4084905
408501:02:21,684 --> 01:02:23,368
4086If we could schedule,
4087
4088906
408901:02:23,645 --> 01:02:26,465
4090three hour window to go...
4091
4092907
409301:02:26,489 --> 01:02:29,244
4094No, I meant you. I want
4095you to be my VP.
4096
4097908
409801:02:30,130 --> 01:02:31,978
4099- You're the solution to my problem.
4100- No.
4101
4102909
410301:02:32,153 --> 01:02:34,837
4104I'm CEO of a large company.
4105
4106910
410701:02:36,046 --> 01:02:39,512
4108I've been Secretary of Defense,
4109
4110911
411101:02:39,679 --> 01:02:42,421
4112I've been Chief of Staff.
4113
4114912
411501:02:42,445 --> 01:02:45,661
4116The Vice Presidency is mostly a
4117
4118913
411901:02:46,117 --> 01:02:48,700
4120- a symbolic job.
4121- Right, right.
4122
4123914
412401:02:49,318 --> 01:02:51,564
4125I can see how that wouldn't be
4126
4127915
412801:02:53,146 --> 01:02:56,291
4129- enticing to you.
4130- However...
4131
4132916
413301:02:58,380 --> 01:03:02,185
4134The Vice Presidency
4135is also defined by
4136
4137917
413801:03:02,209 --> 01:03:04,299
4139The President.
4140
4141918
414201:03:04,475 --> 01:03:07,050
4143Unless we were to come to a...
4144
4145919
414601:03:07,701 --> 01:03:09,886
4147different understanding...
4148
4149920
415001:03:10,827 --> 01:03:12,933
4151Uh-huh. Go on.
4152
4153921
415401:03:13,946 --> 01:03:15,475
4155I'm listening.
4156
4157922
415801:03:16,823 --> 01:03:18,734
4159I sense that...
4160
4161923
416201:03:19,825 --> 01:03:24,252
4163you're a, kinetic leader. You
4164make decisions based on instinct.
4165
4166924
416701:03:25,028 --> 01:03:26,819
4168I am. People have said that.
4169
4170925
417101:03:26,843 --> 01:03:30,427
4172Yeah, yeah, very different.
4173Very different from...
4174
4175926
417601:03:30,564 --> 01:03:31,946
4177your father,
4178
4179927
418001:03:31,970 --> 01:03:33,780
4181in that regard.
4182
4183928
418401:03:33,844 --> 01:03:35,090
4185Now,
4186
4187929
418801:03:35,114 --> 01:03:39,254
4189Maybe I can handle, some of the
4190more mundane jobs
4191
4192930
419301:03:39,278 --> 01:03:41,939
4194overseeing bureaucracy,
4195
4196931
419701:03:42,020 --> 01:03:44,212
4198managing military,
4199
4200932
420101:03:44,327 --> 01:03:47,831
4202uh energy, uh, foreign policy.
4203
4204933
420501:03:53,794 --> 01:03:55,308
4206That sounds good.
4207
4208934
420901:03:58,713 --> 01:04:02,796
4210There won't be the kind of
4211team owner that pulls the starter
4212
4213935
421401:04:02,830 --> 01:04:04,866
4215- in the 4th inning.
4216- Yeah.
4217
4218936
421901:04:05,336 --> 01:04:07,169
4220That's the manager's job.
4221
4222937
422301:04:09,328 --> 01:04:10,841
4224One more thing.
4225
4226938
422701:04:12,501 --> 01:04:13,966
4228My daughter Mary,
4229
4230939
423101:04:15,408 --> 01:04:17,639
4232Right... Rove told
4233me she likes girls.
4234
4235940
423601:04:18,345 --> 01:04:20,830
4237Now, I know you'll have to...
4238
4239941
424001:04:20,854 --> 01:04:23,315
4241run against gay marriage,
4242
4243942
424401:04:23,339 --> 01:04:24,502
4245in the south,
4246
4247943
424801:04:24,526 --> 01:04:26,059
4249mid-west and...
4250
4251944
425201:04:28,088 --> 01:04:29,543
4253it is my daughter,
4254
4255945
425601:04:29,567 --> 01:04:32,806
4257and that line is drawn concrete.
4258
4259946
426001:04:32,926 --> 01:04:35,040
4261Don't you say another word.
4262
4263947
426401:04:35,145 --> 01:04:37,395
4265So long as you don't mind
4266us pushing that messaging,
4267
4268948
426901:04:37,419 --> 01:04:39,348
4270we're okay with you
4271sitting that one out.
4272
4273949
427401:04:39,372 --> 01:04:41,199
4275I think it's
4276important for all the
4277
4278950
427901:04:41,223 --> 01:04:43,657
4280all the Marys in
4281the world, you know?
4282
4283951
428401:04:45,020 --> 01:04:47,157
4285No problemo. We got a deal?
4286
4287952
428801:04:48,175 --> 01:04:49,658
4289Then I believe...
4290
4291953
429201:04:49,682 --> 01:04:51,108
4293this can work.
4294
4295954
429601:04:52,494 --> 01:04:53,726
4297Hot damn!
4298
4299955
430001:04:54,536 --> 01:04:55,840
4301Well, good.
4302
4303956
430401:04:55,864 --> 01:04:57,150
4305Hey...
4306
4307957
430801:04:57,614 --> 01:04:59,385
4309let's celebrate!
4310
4311958
431201:04:59,724 --> 01:05:01,010
4313Cheers!
4314
4315959
431601:05:04,507 --> 01:05:05,887
4317I realized
4318
4319960
432001:05:06,007 --> 01:05:07,316
4321best choices
4322
4323961
432401:05:07,523 --> 01:05:09,020
4325standing by my side.
4326
4327962
432801:05:09,510 --> 01:05:12,460
4329Please welcome, my friend
4330and my running mate,
4331
4332963
433301:05:13,299 --> 01:05:14,687
4334Dick Cheney.
4335
4336964
433701:05:21,869 --> 01:05:25,679
4338Dick never filled out his own
433983 question questionnaire.
4340
4341965
434201:05:25,854 --> 01:05:28,626
4343Full medical records
4344were never handed over.
4345
4346966
434701:05:28,650 --> 01:05:32,194
4348No tax or corporate
4349filings, nothing.
4350
4351967
435201:05:52,551 --> 01:05:55,212
4353Gore rescinded his concession.
4354
4355968
435601:05:57,887 --> 01:06:01,118
4357They're claiming Florida
4358is too close to call.
4359
4360969
436101:06:02,223 --> 01:06:05,675
4362He can't fucking
4363rescind his concession.
4364
4365970
436601:06:05,699 --> 01:06:07,055
4367He just did.
4368
4369971
437001:06:07,269 --> 01:06:10,313
4371- Russians are loving this.
4372- There is gonna be a recount.
4373
4374972
437501:06:10,692 --> 01:06:12,240
4376- So...
4377- How you doing?
4378
4379973
438001:06:12,264 --> 01:06:13,744
4381What should we do?
4382
4383974
438401:06:14,567 --> 01:06:17,408
4385We play it like
4386we've already won.
4387
4388975
438901:06:18,566 --> 01:06:19,763
4390Which means,
4391
4392976
439301:06:19,787 --> 01:06:22,234
4394we need to staff
4395the White House.
4396
4397977
439801:06:23,338 --> 01:06:24,622
4399Alright.
4400
4401978
440201:06:24,646 --> 01:06:27,760
4403- Who's leading the transition team?
4404- I'll do it.
4405
4406979
440701:06:29,091 --> 01:06:31,350
4408That's not something a Vice
4409President really does, is it?
4410
4411980
441201:06:31,374 --> 01:06:32,744
4413Uh huh...
4414
4415981
441601:06:33,709 --> 01:06:34,778
4417It is now.
4418
4419982
442001:06:34,802 --> 01:06:36,928
4421Gore has called Governor Bush
4422
4423983
442401:06:36,952 --> 01:06:39,178
4425and retracted his concession.
4426
4427984
442801:06:39,202 --> 01:06:40,831
4429- No. No!
4430- What!
4431
4432985
443301:06:51,598 --> 01:06:53,095
4434Wolfowitz.
4435
4436986
443701:06:53,700 --> 01:06:56,903
4438State, or Pentagon?
4439
4440987
444101:06:56,927 --> 01:06:59,389
4442Depends on who your
4443Secretary of Defense is.
4444
4445988
444601:06:59,413 --> 01:07:01,017
4447- Rummy.
4448- Hundred percent.
4449
4450989
445101:07:01,139 --> 01:07:04,576
4452- Rumsfeld?
4453- Doesn't Bush Sr. hate Rummy?
4454
4455990
445601:07:04,600 --> 01:07:07,980
4457Not such a bad thing with W.
4458He wants to be his own man.
4459
4460991
446101:07:08,303 --> 01:07:12,039
4462Rumsfeld believes in a robust Executive.
4463That's good for us on war powers.
4464
4465992
446601:07:12,063 --> 01:07:14,722
4467Just keep him out of state,
4468he'll start World War three.
4469
4470993
447101:07:16,592 --> 01:07:21,411
4472Halliburton just gave us a 26
4473million dollar exit package.
4474
4475994
447601:07:21,435 --> 01:07:23,698
4477Twice of what we expected.
4478
4479995
448001:07:23,857 --> 01:07:25,541
4481They're no dummies.
4482
4483996
448401:07:28,170 --> 01:07:29,706
4485Sorry gang.
4486
4487997
448801:07:31,810 --> 01:07:34,650
4489Thank God. Perhaps I should...
4490
4491998
449201:07:34,771 --> 01:07:36,627
4493go to the hospital.
4494
4495999
449601:07:37,744 --> 01:07:39,717
4497Oh my God! Are you kidding me?
4498
44991000
450001:07:39,939 --> 01:07:43,464
4501Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
4502
45031001
450401:07:43,488 --> 01:07:45,617
4505All persons having business
4506with the Honorable,
4507
45081002
450901:07:45,641 --> 01:07:47,319
4510the Supreme Court of
4511the United States,
4512
45131003
451401:07:47,343 --> 01:07:50,374
4515are admonished to draw near and
4516give their attention, Oh yeah!
4517
45181004
451901:07:50,398 --> 01:07:52,379
4520For the Court is now sitting.
4521
45221005
452301:07:52,468 --> 01:07:55,641
4524God bless the United States
4525and this Honorable Court.
4526
45271006
452801:07:55,665 --> 01:07:59,262
4529December 12th 2000. Antonin
4530Scalia, remember him?
4531
45321007
453301:07:59,607 --> 01:08:03,947
4534And the Supreme Court stopped the state
4535of Florida from completing their recount.
4536
45371008
453801:08:04,652 --> 01:08:09,254
4539George W. Bush and Dick Cheney were
4540going to the White House by a margin
4541
45421009
454301:08:09,278 --> 01:08:12,541
4544of 537 votes.
4545
45461010
454701:08:57,835 --> 01:09:00,186
4548Hey, hey, little Mary Claire.
4549
45501011
455101:09:00,210 --> 01:09:02,706
4552Hey little Mary. My little Mary.
4553
45541012
455501:09:03,139 --> 01:09:04,686
4556Hey, what are you doing?
4557
45581013
455901:09:04,710 --> 01:09:06,425
4560What are you doing?
4561
45621014
456301:09:11,008 --> 01:09:13,584
4564Ah, they're both doing really well.
4565
45661015
456701:09:13,625 --> 01:09:16,606
4568Except I'm trying to
4569make this dinner and it's
4570
45711016
457201:09:17,039 --> 01:09:18,364
4573it's a,
4574
45751017
457601:09:18,388 --> 01:09:23,216
4577Macaroni and Cheese that you said
4578was easy but it keeps just coming out
4579
45801018
458101:09:23,240 --> 01:09:24,592
4582like little watery.
4583
45841019
458501:09:24,616 --> 01:09:28,441
4586It's the milk, remember.
4587You gotta add more milk.
4588
45891020
459001:09:28,562 --> 01:09:31,215
4591Yeah, make it thicker.
4592
45931021
459401:09:31,986 --> 01:09:33,572
4595No, no, no, no.
4596
45971022
459801:09:33,596 --> 01:09:35,779
4599Yeah, it's much better.
4600
46011023
460201:09:37,010 --> 01:09:38,999
4603So much, so much
4604I wanna say right now.
4605
46061024
460701:09:39,095 --> 01:09:42,733
4608You just... You keep doing what
4609you're doing. You're doing so great.
4610
46111025
461201:09:44,884 --> 01:09:48,357
4613You have earned something very special...
4614from your wife.
4615
46161026
461701:09:48,470 --> 01:09:50,271
4618Listen! Listen! Listen!
4619
46201027
462101:09:51,105 --> 01:09:55,579
4622I'm buying wine... and I'm
4623picking something up... Chinese?
4624
46251028
462601:09:57,166 --> 01:09:59,366
4627OK I, I really love you.
4628
46291029
463001:10:01,154 --> 01:10:02,459
4631I love you.
4632
46331030
463401:10:02,483 --> 01:10:03,785
4635Yeah.
4636
46371031
463801:10:14,138 --> 01:10:15,333
4639Good morning to you too!
4640
46411032
464201:10:15,357 --> 01:10:17,232
4643We've met a few times,
4644it's nice to see you.
4645
46461033
464701:10:17,256 --> 01:10:18,343
4648Of course.
4649
46501034
465101:10:18,367 --> 01:10:20,359
4652Alright, listen...
4653
46541035
465501:10:20,383 --> 01:10:21,821
4656We get this thing underway...
4657
46581036
465901:10:21,845 --> 01:10:25,188
4660Scooter, why don't you let
4661everyone know the lay of the land?
4662
46631037
466401:10:25,212 --> 01:10:27,963
4665Of course. As you all
4666know, I am Scooter Libby,
4667
46681038
466901:10:27,987 --> 01:10:29,623
4670Dick's Chief of Staff...
4671
46721039
467301:10:30,125 --> 01:10:32,572
4674I'm also his national security adviser
4675
46761040
467701:10:32,596 --> 01:10:35,881
4678and a special adviser
4679to the President.
4680
46811041
468201:10:35,933 --> 01:10:39,011
4683Technically, Scooter outranks
4684any of Bush's people.
4685
46861042
468701:10:39,035 --> 01:10:40,466
4688Mary Matlin
4689
46901043
469101:10:40,490 --> 01:10:44,373
4692will serve as councilor to
4693the VP and assistant to Bush.
4694
46951044
469601:10:44,490 --> 01:10:46,225
4697David Addington
4698
46991045
470001:10:46,249 --> 01:10:47,451
4701Dick's main legal counsel,
4702
47031046
470401:10:47,475 --> 01:10:51,884
4705will play center field on all
4706matters relating to executive power.
4707
47081047
470901:10:52,238 --> 01:10:55,582
4710The President has Alberto Gonzales,
4711
47121048
471301:10:55,606 --> 01:10:57,207
4714Karl Rove,
4715
47161049
471701:10:57,231 --> 01:10:58,810
4718Karen Hughes
4719
47201050
472101:10:58,834 --> 01:11:00,369
4722as his team.
4723
47241051
472501:11:00,393 --> 01:11:03,780
4726Quite frankly
4727Gonzales has no clue,
4728
47291052
473001:11:04,273 --> 01:11:06,239
4731Rove is a hack,
4732
47331053
473401:11:06,911 --> 01:11:09,009
4735Hughes should be
4736in double A ball.
4737
47381054
473901:11:09,291 --> 01:11:12,729
4740So, we will have fairly
4741unobstructed access
4742
47431055
474401:11:12,753 --> 01:11:14,514
4745to the Oval office.
4746
47471056
474801:11:15,190 --> 01:11:17,254
4749We will be automatically
4750
47511057
475201:11:17,278 --> 01:11:20,989
4753BCC'd on all e-mails that
4754the President receives,
4755
47561058
475701:11:21,013 --> 01:11:24,502
4758or sends, as well as have
4759access to his schedule
4760
47611059
476201:11:24,506 --> 01:11:27,112
4763the second it is set, or changed.
4764
47651060
476601:11:27,358 --> 01:11:31,618
4767We'll also be receiving the daily
4768intelligence briefing before
4769
47701061
477101:11:31,642 --> 01:11:34,733
4772the President and it gets us
4773inside the decision curve.
4774
47751062
477601:11:34,931 --> 01:11:37,006
4777Which will actually be reading.
4778
47791063
478001:11:37,728 --> 01:11:39,510
4781Bush approved all of this?
4782
47831064
478401:11:39,534 --> 01:11:41,992
4785We have...
4786
47871065
478801:11:42,370 --> 01:11:43,757
4789an understanding.
4790
47911066
479201:11:43,781 --> 01:11:46,703
4793What about the e-mails? Paper
4794shredders don't work for e-mails.
4795
47961067
479701:11:46,727 --> 01:11:50,564
4798The entire administration will run
4799off of the RNC's private server.
4800
48011068
480201:11:50,588 --> 01:11:53,289
4803And we've deactivated
4804automatic archiving.
4805
48061069
480701:11:53,313 --> 01:11:54,655
4808We're clean.
4809
48101070
481101:11:55,595 --> 01:11:58,469
4812Okay, so over at The
4813Pentagon we have Don...
4814
48151071
481601:11:58,493 --> 01:11:59,956
4817Secretary of Defense.
4818
48191072
482001:11:59,980 --> 01:12:02,417
4821Paul Wolfowitz, who
4822worked with Team B
4823
48241073
482501:12:02,441 --> 01:12:05,949
4826in the Ford days,
4827Deputy Secretary of Defense.
4828
48291074
483001:12:05,973 --> 01:12:10,966
4831Let's check, see, what plans
4832they have to invade Iraq.
4833
48341075
483501:12:10,990 --> 01:12:12,595
4836It's already in the works.
4837
48381076
483901:12:12,619 --> 01:12:15,108
4840Got Ashcroft over at the DOJ.
4841
48421077
484301:12:15,214 --> 01:12:19,456
4844State, seems to be the only tricky
4845department. That's Colin Powell
4846
48471078
484801:12:19,480 --> 01:12:21,239
4849his guy Lawrence Wilkerson.
4850
48511079
485201:12:21,263 --> 01:12:23,387
4853Collin Powell who never
4854run a camp he didn't like.
4855
48561080
485701:12:23,411 --> 01:12:24,873
4858Wilkerson is a true believer.
4859
48601081
486101:12:24,897 --> 01:12:28,197
4862We've got Bolton over there. He's
4863a loose cannon, but he's loyal.
4864
48651082
486601:12:29,006 --> 01:12:32,093
4867I want to get Liz in there as well.
4868Let's make sure that happens.
4869
48701083
487101:12:32,117 --> 01:12:34,324
4872OK Dick, consider it done.
4873
48741084
487501:12:34,476 --> 01:12:36,431
4876And this list of
4877
48781085
487901:12:36,455 --> 01:12:38,681
4880our people doesn't include
4881
48821086
488301:12:38,705 --> 01:12:40,565
4884about 800 others
4885
48861087
488701:12:40,589 --> 01:12:45,242
4888lobbyists, industry insiders that
4889we placed in the regulatory jobs.
4890
48911088
489201:12:45,602 --> 01:12:48,368
4893What about Bush's friends?
4894Ridge, Pataki, Thompson?
4895
48961089
489701:12:48,392 --> 01:12:49,782
4898I haven't heard their names.
4899
49001090
490101:12:49,806 --> 01:12:51,587
4902No, they were not...
4903
49041091
490501:12:51,611 --> 01:12:55,198
4906offered jobs in this
4907administration at this time.
4908
49091092
491001:12:55,222 --> 01:12:57,356
4911Not offered jobs at
4912this time? Are you
4913
49141093
491501:12:57,380 --> 01:12:59,760
4916even more ruthless, than
4917you used to be there Dick?
4918
49191094
492001:12:59,784 --> 01:13:01,914
4921You're just not getting laid.
4922
49231095
492401:13:07,587 --> 01:13:09,834
4925Alright, moving on!
4926We got Paul O'Neill.
4927
49281096
492901:13:15,111 --> 01:13:18,141
4930You haven't been
4931here over 20 years.
4932
49331097
493401:13:18,165 --> 01:13:19,548
4935Times have changed.
4936
49371098
493801:13:19,572 --> 01:13:23,295
4939We have softer touch,
4940that's the norm now.
4941
49421099
494301:13:23,697 --> 01:13:26,399
4944We have the conservative TV
4945
49461100
494701:13:26,423 --> 01:13:28,881
4948radio, doing the yelling for us
4949
49501101
495101:13:30,314 --> 01:13:33,193
4952Is your old friend embarrassing you?
4953Is that it Dick?
4954
49551102
495601:13:36,284 --> 01:13:37,820
4957Soft touch.
4958
49591103
496001:13:37,866 --> 01:13:39,045
4961That's all.
4962
49631104
496401:13:39,069 --> 01:13:42,319
4965Alright. I have to go to my office
4966at the House of Representatives.
4967
49681105
496901:13:42,343 --> 01:13:45,683
4970You mean the senate, Vice President,
4971tie breaker in the senate.
4972
49731106
497401:13:46,460 --> 01:13:49,144
4975Nope, I mean the house.
4976
49771107
497801:13:49,734 --> 01:13:53,363
4979Dick Cheney had used an old
4980connection with former wrestling coach
4981
49821108
498301:13:53,387 --> 01:13:55,455
4984and speaker of the
4985house, Dennis Hastert
4986
49871109
498801:13:55,479 --> 01:13:57,992
4989to get an office at the
4990House of Representatives.
4991
49921110
499301:13:58,082 --> 01:14:00,417
4994The house is where
4995revenue bills originate
4996
49971111
499801:14:00,441 --> 01:14:02,699
4999and he wanted to be
5000near the money faucet.
5001
50021112
500301:14:02,723 --> 01:14:04,240
5004Hey Dick!
5005
50061113
500701:14:04,264 --> 01:14:06,228
5008Will this work for you?
5009
50101114
501101:14:06,989 --> 01:14:08,861
5012Two more offices
5013in the Senate...
5014
50151115
501601:14:09,489 --> 01:14:13,580
5017Hey Dick. I found this extra office.
5018I hope it works for you.
5019
50201116
502101:14:13,873 --> 01:14:15,557
5022One in the Pentagon.
5023
50241117
502501:14:15,623 --> 01:14:18,310
5026Welcome to your new
5027home away from home.
5028
50291118
503001:14:18,334 --> 01:14:21,027
5031I got you a little
5032house warming gift.
5033
50341119
503501:14:21,582 --> 01:14:25,324
5036And later when Cheney needed
5037intelligence to invade Iraq,
5038
50391120
504001:14:25,348 --> 01:14:27,263
5041a conference room at the CIA.
5042
50431121
504401:14:27,287 --> 01:14:29,923
5045The room is
5046soundproof and secure.
5047
50481122
504901:14:31,221 --> 01:14:33,491
5050Cheney was everywhere.
5051
50521123
505301:14:33,662 --> 01:14:36,596
5054But the most powerful
5055place in all of DC was
5056
50571124
505801:14:36,646 --> 01:14:38,761
5059a non descript conference room
5060
50611125
506201:14:38,785 --> 01:14:43,094
5063for relatively new think tank
5064called Americans for Tax Reform.
5065
50661126
506701:14:43,396 --> 01:14:48,666
5068Grover Norquist ran the anti-tax group with
5069huge funding from the Koch brothers network
5070
50711127
507201:14:48,776 --> 01:14:50,898
5073big oil and big tobacco.
5074
50751128
507601:14:51,932 --> 01:14:55,097
5077His Wednesday meeting
5078as it was called
5079
50801129
508101:14:55,121 --> 01:14:57,136
5082had become the center
5083
50841130
508501:14:57,160 --> 01:14:59,071
5086of the Republican world.
5087
50881131
508901:15:00,028 --> 01:15:01,962
5090Well, let's go ahead and start
5091
50921132
509301:15:02,184 --> 01:15:04,095
5094with the estate tax.
5095
50961133
509701:15:04,752 --> 01:15:06,994
5098Now this has been
5099hard to eliminate
5100
51011134
510201:15:07,018 --> 01:15:11,647
5103because the tax only affects
5104those estates with over 2 million.
5105
51061135
510701:15:11,791 --> 01:15:13,694
5108But we have made strides
5109
51101136
511101:15:14,136 --> 01:15:17,602
5112and marketing guru Frank
5113Luntz is here to help.
5114
51151137
511601:15:23,333 --> 01:15:24,666
5117Hello all.
5118
51191138
512001:15:26,192 --> 01:15:30,123
5121Getting regular people to support
5122cutting taxes on the very wealthy
5123
51241139
512501:15:30,147 --> 01:15:32,119
5126has always been extremely hard.
5127
51281140
512901:15:32,367 --> 01:15:34,942
5130We have had some
5131success in the past.
5132
51331141
513401:15:35,239 --> 01:15:38,009
5135But these estate taxes has
5136always been very difficult.
5137
51381142
513901:15:38,913 --> 01:15:40,183
5140However...
5141
51421143
514301:15:41,355 --> 01:15:43,445
5144I think we may have
5145had a breakthrough.
5146
51471144
514801:15:43,886 --> 01:15:46,094
5149Now, the Estate Tax
5150
51511145
515201:15:46,386 --> 01:15:47,664
5153kicks in
5154
51551146
515601:15:47,777 --> 01:15:51,789
5157on anyone inheriting
5158over $2 Million dollars.
5159
51601147
516101:15:51,980 --> 01:15:54,125
5162How many of you have
5163a problem with that?
5164
51651148
516601:15:55,089 --> 01:15:55,973
5167Okay.
5168
51691149
517001:15:55,997 --> 01:15:58,964
5171How many of you would have a
5172problem with something called a
5173
51741150
517501:15:58,988 --> 01:16:00,782
5176death tax?
5177
51781151
517901:16:04,755 --> 01:16:08,142
5180Instead of global warming,
5181
51821152
518301:16:08,522 --> 01:16:11,238
5184which we all agree
5185sounds very scary,
5186
51871153
518801:16:13,174 --> 01:16:14,491
5189we call it
5190
51911154
519201:16:15,377 --> 01:16:16,666
5193climate change.
5194
51951155
519601:16:16,690 --> 01:16:20,476
5197Folks, the government is taking
5198your money after you die!
5199
52001156
520101:16:20,903 --> 01:16:22,603
5202It's a death tax...
5203
52041157
520501:16:33,712 --> 01:16:35,592
5206The death tax has to go.
5207
52081158
520901:16:35,767 --> 01:16:40,128
5210The elite liberals at Washington would tax
5211us for laughing, or crying if they could.
5212
52131159
521401:16:40,152 --> 01:16:44,300
5215So with one of the biggest
5216media and political machines
5217
52181160
521901:16:44,324 --> 01:16:46,016
5220ever created behind him
5221
52221161
522301:16:47,035 --> 01:16:50,430
5224Cheney was able to squash
5225action on Global Warming
5226
52271162
522801:16:50,776 --> 01:16:55,756
5229cut taxes for the super rich and got
5230regulations for massive corporations.
5231
52321163
523301:16:55,780 --> 01:16:59,956
5234And then there was Cheney's National
5235Energy Policy Development Group.
5236
52371164
523801:17:00,147 --> 01:17:01,781
5239His first major test
5240
52411165
524201:17:01,805 --> 01:17:04,188
5243to expand executive power.
5244
52451166
524601:17:04,212 --> 01:17:06,315
5247I don't understand what
5248the goddamn problem is!
5249
52501167
525101:17:06,339 --> 01:17:09,121
5252I want to hear what the energy
5253CEOs need and I'm not allowed to?
5254
52551168
525601:17:09,145 --> 01:17:10,349
5257It's called FACA.
5258
52591169
526001:17:10,373 --> 01:17:13,075
5261- The hell is FACA?
5262- It's the Federal Advisory Committees Act.
5263
52641170
526501:17:13,099 --> 01:17:15,909
5266Congress got their panties
5267in a bunch that you know,
5268
52691171
527001:17:16,052 --> 01:17:19,573
5271elected officials would
5272just let CEOs roll in and,
5273
52741172
527501:17:19,709 --> 01:17:21,385
5276you know, write the laws.
5277
52781173
527901:17:22,881 --> 01:17:24,872
5280The Act demands that
5281
52821174
528301:17:24,896 --> 01:17:29,159
5284appropriate government employees...
5285be present.
5286
52871175
528801:17:29,209 --> 01:17:30,948
5289Hold on a second.
5290
52911176
529201:17:32,118 --> 01:17:33,373
5293What's your name?
5294
52951177
529601:17:33,697 --> 01:17:34,991
5297Doug.
5298
52991178
530001:17:35,172 --> 01:17:39,762
5301Doug, how long have you been working
5302reception at the Department of Energy?
5303
53041179
530501:17:40,743 --> 01:17:42,130
5306Three months?
5307
53081180
530901:17:42,739 --> 01:17:44,056
5310Perfect.
5311
53121181
531301:17:47,402 --> 01:17:49,698
5314So what am I
5315supposed to do here?
5316
53171182
531801:17:49,722 --> 01:17:52,004
5319Just sit there and be quiet.
5320
53211183
532201:17:52,028 --> 01:17:53,297
5323Got it.
5324
53251184
532601:17:57,761 --> 01:17:59,039
5327Gentlemen,
5328
53291185
533001:18:01,487 --> 01:18:02,711
5331Hello...
5332
53331186
533401:18:02,776 --> 01:18:03,976
5335...
5336
53371187
533801:18:04,057 --> 01:18:06,355
5339How's... How's the
5340business at...
5341
53421188
534301:18:06,379 --> 01:18:09,648
5344We're good. Our stock...
5345
53461189
534701:18:10,059 --> 01:18:12,642
5348And California
5349has been really...
5350
53511190
535201:18:13,134 --> 01:18:15,240
5353- since the regulation.
5354- Great to hear.
5355
53561191
535701:18:15,658 --> 01:18:16,659
5358Oh...
5359
53601192
536101:18:16,683 --> 01:18:18,514
5362He's with the Energy Department.
5363
53641193
536501:18:22,413 --> 01:18:27,160
5366The details of Cheney's meetings with
5367the energy CEO's were never disclosed.
5368
53691194
537001:18:27,598 --> 01:18:32,111
5371But, a freedom of information
5372request did provide some documents
5373
53741195
537501:18:32,474 --> 01:18:34,585
5376including a map of
5377Iraq's oil fields
5378
53791196
538001:18:34,609 --> 01:18:37,688
5381with all of the oil companies
5382that would be interested
5383
53841197
538501:18:37,712 --> 01:18:39,339
5386in acquiring them if
5387
53881198
538901:18:39,493 --> 01:18:43,006
5390somehow they were ever
5391to become available.
5392
53931199
539401:18:45,968 --> 01:18:47,371
5395And then,
5396
53971200
539801:18:47,546 --> 01:18:48,725
5399it happened.
5400
54011201
540201:18:48,749 --> 01:18:52,050
5403Would you like to lower your
5404monthly mortgage payments?
5405
54061202
540701:18:52,074 --> 01:18:53,579
5408Or use the equity in your home
5409
54101203
541101:18:53,603 --> 01:18:56,087
5412to consolidate your credit
5413card or other debts?
5414
54151204
541601:18:56,111 --> 01:18:57,309
5417Just log on...
5418
54191205
542001:18:57,333 --> 01:19:01,686
5421Yeah, this just in, you are looking at
5422obviously a very disturbing live shot there
5423
54241206
542501:19:01,710 --> 01:19:05,696
5426that is the World Trade Center and we
5427have unconfirmed reports this morning
5428
54291207
543001:19:05,720 --> 01:19:09,013
5431that a plane has crashed
5432into one of the towers.
5433
54341208
543501:19:10,882 --> 01:19:14,350
5436It does not appear that there is
5437any kind of an effort up there yet.
5438
54391209
544001:19:14,374 --> 01:19:15,801
5441Now, remember, oh my God!
5442
54431210
544401:19:18,282 --> 01:19:19,430
5445That looks like a second plane.
5446
54471211
544801:19:19,454 --> 01:19:21,024
5449Vice President, we have
5450information that a plane
5451
54521212
545301:19:21,048 --> 01:19:22,393
5454is headed to the White
5455House at this moment.
5456
54571213
545801:19:22,417 --> 01:19:23,651
5459We have less than
5460a minute to get
5461
54621214
546301:19:23,675 --> 01:19:26,492
5464to the secure underground bunker.
5465Let's go! Move!
5466
54671215
546801:19:27,013 --> 01:19:28,295
5469Move!
5470
54711216
547201:19:28,319 --> 01:19:30,331
5473Move, it's clear.
5474
54751217
547601:19:30,795 --> 01:19:32,930
5477Move. The Capitol is being
5478evacuated, we're told. And
5479
54801218
548101:19:32,954 --> 01:19:36,141
5482clearly that shot, that we
5483have on our screen now
5484
54851219
548601:19:36,165 --> 01:19:37,685
5487this is the the
5488Pentagon, just across
5489
54901220
549101:19:37,709 --> 01:19:39,788
5492the river from Washington D.C.
5493
54941221
549501:19:39,812 --> 01:19:40,946
5496you gotta believe...
5497
54981222
549901:19:40,970 --> 01:19:42,995
5500I need you to take me to Dick.
5501
55021223
550301:19:43,019 --> 01:19:45,993
5504Mrs. Cheney, we cannot go
5505back to the White House.
5506
55071224
550801:19:46,017 --> 01:19:49,219
5509I'm being told no one is to go to
5510the White House. It is not safe.
5511
55121225
551301:20:05,010 --> 01:20:06,546
5514You got the Prime Minister yet?
5515
55161226
551701:20:10,446 --> 01:20:13,555
5518Canada's Prime minister's on the phone.
5519That's right, we got planes in the air
5520
55211227
552201:20:13,579 --> 01:20:15,169
5523nowhere for them to land.
5524
55251228
552601:20:15,283 --> 01:20:18,038
5527Permission for them to
5528land at Canadian Airports.
5529
55301229
553101:20:18,189 --> 01:20:20,623
5532International flights
5533into Newfoundland.
5534
55351230
553601:20:22,806 --> 01:20:24,622
5537Sir, Don Rumsfeld is at
5538the Pentagon, line 2.
5539
55401231
554101:20:24,646 --> 01:20:26,889
5542- That?
5543- Uh huh, yes sir.
5544
55451232
554601:20:28,700 --> 01:20:30,848
5547You have authorization
5548
55491233
555001:20:30,872 --> 01:20:35,103
5551to shoot down any
5552aircraft deemed a threat.
5553
55541234
555501:20:35,106 --> 01:20:36,693
5556Presidential authority?
5557
55581235
555901:20:36,717 --> 01:20:39,638
5560That is correct. All
5561orders are UNODIR.
5562
55631236
556401:20:39,662 --> 01:20:42,155
5565- UNODIR sir?
5566- Unless otherwise directed.
5567
55681237
556901:20:42,179 --> 01:20:46,693
5570Mr. Vice President are we sure these
5571are the proper rules of engagement?
5572
55731238
557401:20:46,717 --> 01:20:49,932
5575The country's under attack,
5576the ROE is fluid. David?
5577
55781239
557901:20:51,383 --> 01:20:55,200
5580Now we don't know what exactly what
5581the people in that room were thinking
5582
55831240
558401:20:55,359 --> 01:20:56,438
5585but
5586
55871241
558801:20:56,462 --> 01:21:00,701
5589it's safe to assume that at
5590least one person wondered why,
5591
55921242
559301:21:00,994 --> 01:21:04,546
5594in the midst of the most
5595fateful day in American history,
5596
55971243
559801:21:04,940 --> 01:21:08,054
5599was Dick Cheney
5600talking to his lawyer?
5601
56021244
560301:21:09,439 --> 01:21:11,381
5604Mr. Vice President,
5605
56061245
560701:21:13,338 --> 01:21:15,178
5608Mr. Vice President,
5609
56101246
561101:21:15,611 --> 01:21:17,170
5612the Congressional
5613Members you sent to
5614
56151247
561601:21:17,194 --> 01:21:18,930
5617Mount Weather Emergency
5618Operations Center
5619
56201248
562101:21:18,954 --> 01:21:20,904
5622- want to leave.
5623- Nope.
5624
56251249
562601:21:21,116 --> 01:21:22,519
5627Excuse me?
5628
56291250
563001:21:23,413 --> 01:21:26,676
5631They're not going anywhere.
5632Just tell them,
5633
56341251
563501:21:27,405 --> 01:21:29,379
5636we've all the helicopters.
5637
56381252
563901:21:29,601 --> 01:21:30,895
5640Yes, sir.
5641
56421253
564301:21:31,693 --> 01:21:33,973
5644Thank you very much for
5645your call Mr. Prime Minister,
5646
56471254
564801:21:33,997 --> 01:21:36,182
5649we have the situation
5650under control.
5651
56521255
565301:21:44,725 --> 01:21:46,503
5654Are we at war?
5655
56561256
565701:21:47,152 --> 01:21:49,766
5658- Yes we are.
5659- With whom?
5660
56611257
566201:22:21,193 --> 01:22:22,856
5663We've picked up chatter from
5664
56651258
566601:22:22,880 --> 01:22:26,166
5667well known Al-Qaeda operatives
5668celebrating today's attack.
5669
56701259
567101:22:26,470 --> 01:22:27,776
5672We shouldn't rule out Iraq.
5673
56741260
567501:22:27,800 --> 01:22:31,991
5676- What's Al-Qaeda's Leader's name?
5677- His name is Osama Bin Laden.
5678
56791261
568001:22:32,066 --> 01:22:34,348
5681But this is clearly Al-Qaeda.
5682I've been
5683
56841262
568501:22:34,372 --> 01:22:37,185
5686tracking their movements for years.
5687They're fingerprints are all over this.
5688
56891263
569001:22:37,209 --> 01:22:39,588
5691Iraq has all the good targets.
5692
56931264
569401:22:40,107 --> 01:22:42,264
5695Iraq has nothing
5696to do with this, Don.
5697
56981265
569901:22:42,288 --> 01:22:44,171
5700- Richard you don't know that for sure.
5701- I do know...
5702
57031266
570401:22:44,195 --> 01:22:46,027
5705Mr. President, if I may,
5706
57071267
570801:22:47,040 --> 01:22:51,341
5709Afghanistan is Al-Qaeda's headquarters.
5710That is where our focus should be.
5711
57121268
571301:22:51,399 --> 01:22:53,986
5714And the CIA would be capable of
5715
57161269
571701:22:54,010 --> 01:22:56,212
5718taking out the Taliban's
5719power structure?
5720
57211270
572201:22:56,236 --> 01:22:58,515
5723Yeah, all due respect, George,
5724
57251271
572601:22:58,549 --> 01:23:00,995
5727Mr. President, we
5728are the Pentagon.
5729
57301272
573101:23:01,019 --> 01:23:03,856
5732- And this is what we do.
5733- Don...
5734
57351273
573601:23:15,345 --> 01:23:17,068
5737OK. We'll...
5738
57391274
574001:23:17,321 --> 01:23:19,291
5741We'll go with Tenet and the CIA.
5742
57431275
574401:23:19,315 --> 01:23:21,111
5745I'll make some calls to our allies.
5746
57471276
574801:23:21,135 --> 01:23:22,640
5749Thank you, sir.
5750
57511277
575201:23:27,044 --> 01:23:29,470
5753Given the current
5754situation Mr. President
5755
57561278
575701:23:29,880 --> 01:23:31,974
5758it is wise that we not
5759
57601279
576101:23:31,998 --> 01:23:35,076
5762be in the same location for, COG.
5763
57641280
576501:23:35,100 --> 01:23:36,948
5766Continuity of Government.
5767
57681281
576901:23:38,507 --> 01:23:40,199
5770Of course.
5771
57721282
577301:23:40,413 --> 01:23:42,496
5774We're gonna be alright on this...
5775Are we?
5776
57771283
577801:23:43,359 --> 01:23:44,832
5779Yes sir.
5780
57811284
578201:23:45,476 --> 01:23:47,379
5783Yes, we are.
5784
57851285
578601:23:50,745 --> 01:23:54,773
5787Angler has taken off to an undisclosed
5788location. I repeat, Angler is airborne.
5789
57901286
579101:23:55,127 --> 01:23:57,210
5792Angler? That's the VP?
5793
57941287
579501:23:57,370 --> 01:24:00,616
5796I thought only the President could
5797land and take off from the south lawn?
5798
57991288
580001:24:00,932 --> 01:24:03,085
5801What can I tell you?
5802Today's fucked.
5803
58041289
580501:24:27,532 --> 01:24:30,247
5806This intelligence
5807has been edited
5808
58091290
581001:24:30,813 --> 01:24:33,130
5811redacted and reduced.
5812
58131291
581401:24:33,425 --> 01:24:34,552
5815Mr. Vice President,
5816
58171292
581801:24:34,576 --> 01:24:37,061
5819usually we vet the daily
5820intelligence threat matrix
5821
58221293
582301:24:37,085 --> 01:24:39,234
5824to eliminate unreliable
5825sources, non-players
5826
58271294
582801:24:39,258 --> 01:24:41,029
5829Stop! Don't you dare.
5830
58311295
583201:24:41,053 --> 01:24:44,222
5833Give me a damn disquisition
5834
58351296
583601:24:44,883 --> 01:24:46,481
5837on what I cannot hear.
5838
58391297
584001:24:46,500 --> 01:24:49,997
5841Mr Vice President, a lot of this
5842intelligence is not verified.
5843
58441298
584501:24:51,155 --> 01:24:54,168
5846I'm gonna say this for the last time.
5847I want to hear everything.
5848
58491299
585001:24:54,265 --> 01:24:55,508
5851Everyday,
5852
58531300
585401:24:55,532 --> 01:24:57,683
5855- from now on.
5856- Yes sir.
5857
58581301
585901:24:57,840 --> 01:24:59,306
5860Proceed.
5861
58621302
586301:25:00,176 --> 01:25:03,894
5864We're tracking the possibility
5865of bio-attacks using sarin gas,
5866
58671303
586801:25:03,918 --> 01:25:05,824
5869cow pox, Ebola...
5870
58711304
587201:25:05,848 --> 01:25:08,845
5873There was a post
5874on a darkweb site
5875
58761305
587701:25:09,872 --> 01:25:12,545
5878about mass beheadings
5879in residential areas.
5880
58811306
588201:25:12,569 --> 01:25:17,001
5883Movie studios, museums, subways,
5884day care centers may all be targets.
5885
58861307
588701:25:17,020 --> 01:25:20,618
5888A source has told me asset about
5889fire bombs targeting hospitals.
5890
58911308
589201:25:20,716 --> 01:25:23,949
5893A video was captured
5894describing televised executions
5895
58961309
589701:25:23,973 --> 01:25:26,245
5898interrupting
5899American network TV.
5900
59011310
590201:25:37,091 --> 01:25:39,713
5903Water filtration plants
5904targeting bio-weapons...
5905
59061311
590701:26:04,873 --> 01:26:06,784
5908I'm scared Dick...
5909
59101312
591101:26:14,482 --> 01:26:16,424
5912I'll always take care of you, Lynne.
5913
59141313
591501:26:17,834 --> 01:26:19,229
5916You know that.
5917
59181314
591901:26:22,174 --> 01:26:24,303
5920What are you going to do?
5921
59221315
592301:27:12,618 --> 01:27:15,056
5924So while Powell, the CIA
5925
59261316
592701:27:15,080 --> 01:27:16,981
5928and their international
5929coalition
5930
59311317
593201:27:17,005 --> 01:27:20,726
5933toppled the Taliban and took
5934Afghanistan in a matter of weeks
5935
59361318
593701:27:21,052 --> 01:27:23,824
5938Cheney found something
5939much more powerful,
5940
59411319
594201:27:23,848 --> 01:27:27,126
5943than missiles, or jet planes.
5944
59451320
594601:27:27,832 --> 01:27:29,934
5947Mr. Vice President,
5948this is John Yoo.
5949
59501321
595101:27:29,958 --> 01:27:32,392
5952It's a pleasure to meet
5953you Mr. Vice President.
5954
59551322
595601:27:34,203 --> 01:27:37,879
5957So, David told me you're looking for...
5958executive authority.
5959
59601323
596101:27:38,789 --> 01:27:40,739
5962John, here is definitely your guy.
5963
59641324
596501:27:41,737 --> 01:27:43,167
5966Now, the war
5967
59681325
596901:27:43,191 --> 01:27:44,387
5970we are now fighting
5971
59721326
597301:27:44,411 --> 01:27:48,102
5974will require resources
5975and abilities that the
5976
59771327
597801:27:49,294 --> 01:27:51,509
5979current interpretation of the law
5980
59811328
598201:27:52,158 --> 01:27:53,639
5983impedes.
5984
59851329
598601:27:53,984 --> 01:27:55,269
5987The Vice President believes
5988
59891330
599001:27:55,293 --> 01:27:58,324
5991it is the duty of The Commander in
5992Chief to protect the Nation.
5993
59941331
599501:27:58,348 --> 01:28:01,192
5996And that no other obligation whether
5997the Congress, or existing treaties
5998
59991332
600001:28:01,216 --> 01:28:02,619
6001supersedes that duty.
6002
60031333
600401:28:03,543 --> 01:28:05,368
6005How do you feel
6006about that statement?
6007
60081334
600901:28:06,434 --> 01:28:08,071
6010I couldn't agree more.
6011
60121335
601301:28:09,281 --> 01:28:13,824
6014John Yoo's first legal opinion
6015allowed the US government
6016
60171336
601801:28:13,843 --> 01:28:20,207
6019to monitor every citizen's phone calls,
6020texts and e-mails without a warrant.
6021
60221337
602301:28:20,553 --> 01:28:23,679
6024It was a giant legal leap
6025
60261338
602701:28:23,703 --> 01:28:26,550
6028based on sketchy law at best.
6029
60301339
603101:28:26,719 --> 01:28:29,407
6032But John Yoo's masterpiece,
6033
60341340
603501:28:29,431 --> 01:28:33,224
6036his Moby Dick, if you will
6037
60381341
603901:28:33,869 --> 01:28:35,491
6040was the torture memo.
6041
60421342
604301:28:40,403 --> 01:28:42,642
6044What about the
6045Geneva Convention?
6046
60471343
604801:28:43,394 --> 01:28:45,895
6049Geneva Convention
6050is open to... interpretation.
6051
60521344
605301:28:45,919 --> 01:28:47,720
6054What exactly does that mean?
6055
60561345
605701:28:48,199 --> 01:28:49,798
6058Stress positions,
6059
60601346
606101:28:49,981 --> 01:28:52,014
6062water boarding,
6063confined spaces, dogs.
6064
60651347
606601:28:52,038 --> 01:28:54,135
6067We're calling it
6068enhanced interrogation.
6069
60701348
607101:29:21,946 --> 01:29:23,662
6072Good evening, gentlemen.
6073
60741349
607501:29:23,697 --> 01:29:25,384
6076Tonight we are offering
6077
60781350
607901:29:25,408 --> 01:29:27,068
6080the enemy combatant
6081
60821351
608301:29:27,092 --> 01:29:30,444
6084whereby a person is not a
6085prisoner of war, or a criminal
6086
60871352
608801:29:30,468 --> 01:29:33,819
6089which means of course he has
6090absolutely no protection under the law.
6091
60921353
609301:29:33,843 --> 01:29:36,569
6094We are also offering an
6095extraordinary rendition
6096
60971354
609801:29:36,593 --> 01:29:39,180
6099where suspects are
6100abducted without record
6101
61021355
610301:29:39,204 --> 01:29:43,003
6104on foreign soil and taken to foreign
6105prisons in countries that still torture.
6106
61071356
610801:29:43,196 --> 01:29:44,512
6109Well, that sounds delicious.
6110
61111357
611201:29:44,536 --> 01:29:46,600
6113We also have Guantanamo Bay,
6114
61151358
611601:29:46,624 --> 01:29:48,547
6117which is very, very complicated
6118
61191359
612001:29:48,571 --> 01:29:52,531
6121but it does allow you to operate
6122outside the purview of due process
6123
61241360
612501:29:52,555 --> 01:29:55,148
6126on land which isn't
6127technically US territory
6128
61291361
613001:29:55,172 --> 01:29:57,083
6131but where we still
6132do have control.
6133
61341362
613501:29:57,117 --> 01:29:59,712
6136And also we have a very
6137fresh and delicious
6138
61391363
614001:29:59,736 --> 01:30:01,914
6141War Powers Act interpretation,
6142
61431364
614401:30:01,937 --> 01:30:05,139
6145which gives the executive
6146branch broad power to attack
6147
61481365
614901:30:05,163 --> 01:30:08,858
6150nations, or people who are deems
6151still possibly a threat.
6152
61531366
615401:30:08,882 --> 01:30:11,969
6155We have the fact that under
6156the Unitary Executive Theory,
6157
61581367
615901:30:11,993 --> 01:30:13,975
6160if the President does anything
6161
61621368
616301:30:13,999 --> 01:30:15,352
6164it must be legal.
6165
61661369
616701:30:15,376 --> 01:30:17,907
6168Which of course means you can
6169do whatever the fuck you want.
6170
61711370
617201:30:17,931 --> 01:30:19,420
6173Sir, gentlemen,
6174
61751371
617601:30:19,509 --> 01:30:20,881
6177which would you?
6178
61791372
618001:30:21,618 --> 01:30:23,943
6181We'll... we'll have them all.
6182
61831373
618401:30:24,196 --> 01:30:25,654
6185Excellent choice.
6186
61871374
618801:30:27,118 --> 01:30:29,178
6189Look, Dick...
6190
61911375
619201:30:29,598 --> 01:30:32,357
6193we've been working with these
6194focus groups, advertising
6195
61961376
619701:30:32,381 --> 01:30:34,647
6198executives to try and
6199sell the war on terror.
6200
62011377
620201:30:34,671 --> 01:30:38,277
6203To reiterate, we are still being
6204recorded and there still may
6205
62061378
620701:30:38,301 --> 01:30:41,000
6208or may not be clients back
6209behind the two way mirror.
6210
62111379
621201:30:41,024 --> 01:30:43,269
6213These guys are pretty sharp.
6214
62151380
621601:30:45,574 --> 01:30:48,894
6217There's a problem. The results
6218show that people are confused.
6219
62201381
622101:30:48,918 --> 01:30:50,704
6222You all support the President.
6223
62241382
622501:30:50,910 --> 01:30:52,526
6226You hate terrorism.
6227
62281383
622901:30:52,550 --> 01:30:54,938
6230Yet, you're still confused.
6231
62321384
623301:30:54,981 --> 01:30:56,564
6234Can you tell me why?
6235
62361385
623701:30:56,719 --> 01:30:58,231
6238Anybody?
6239
62401386
624101:30:58,575 --> 01:31:02,189
6242Don't we just have to just get
6243Osama bin Laden? He did it.
6244
62451387
624601:31:02,231 --> 01:31:05,369
6247So why are they calling it a war?
6248A war with who?
6249
62501388
625101:31:05,575 --> 01:31:07,357
6252OK, thank you, Mark. Uh...
6253
62541389
625501:31:07,381 --> 01:31:09,142
6256Jasmine, jump in please.
6257
62581390
625901:31:09,166 --> 01:31:11,806
6260I don't get what
6261this Al-Qaeda is.
6262
62631391
626401:31:11,830 --> 01:31:14,275
6265Are they a country? Like
6266why can't we just bomb them?
6267
62681392
626901:31:14,299 --> 01:31:16,434
6270That's really interesting. Um...
6271
62721393
627301:31:16,458 --> 01:31:19,395
6274Is anybody else confused
6275about what Al-Queda is?
6276
62771394
627801:31:19,419 --> 01:31:20,837
6279Show off hands please.
6280
62811395
628201:31:21,004 --> 01:31:24,802
62831, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6...
6284that's a lot of you.
6285
62861396
628701:31:24,826 --> 01:31:26,004
6288Right?
6289
62901397
629101:31:26,028 --> 01:31:29,386
6292Would it be less confusing
6293if it was a country?
6294
62951398
629601:31:29,410 --> 01:31:32,290
6297Damn right. I'm angry as hell.
6298
62991399
630001:31:32,786 --> 01:31:35,418
6301We've gotta fuck someone up.
6302
63031400
630401:31:35,442 --> 01:31:38,521
6305Got it, Marcus. Really
6306strong feelings from Marc,
6307
63081401
630901:31:38,545 --> 01:31:40,896
6310I'm interested, does
6311anybody else feels the same.
6312
63131402
631401:31:40,920 --> 01:31:43,347
6315They understand we are at war, but
6316
63171403
631801:31:43,748 --> 01:31:45,507
6319they don't know against who.
6320
63211404
632201:31:45,531 --> 01:31:47,146
6323They want a country.
6324
63251405
632601:31:47,170 --> 01:31:48,663
6327It's cleaner, simpler.
6328
63291406
633001:31:48,687 --> 01:31:50,415
6331That would certainly
6332help us legally.
6333
63341407
633501:31:52,929 --> 01:31:55,434
6336Looks like it's time to take Iraq.
6337
63381408
633901:31:57,429 --> 01:31:59,754
6340It is about goddamn time.
6341
63421409
634301:32:03,183 --> 01:32:05,771
6344It's called the Office
6345
63461410
634701:32:05,795 --> 01:32:07,668
6348of Special Plans.
6349
63501411
635101:32:07,692 --> 01:32:10,471
6352Tenet is not yet serious enough
6353
63541412
635501:32:10,842 --> 01:32:13,521
6356about the threat
6357that Saddam poses
6358
63591413
636001:32:13,545 --> 01:32:15,354
6361the global war on terror.
6362
63631414
636401:32:16,092 --> 01:32:17,818
6365But I can promise you
6366
63671415
636801:32:17,842 --> 01:32:20,117
6369that this intelligence
6370group will be.
6371
63721416
637301:32:20,141 --> 01:32:22,068
6374Wolfie, I got something.
6375
63761417
637701:32:25,400 --> 01:32:27,351
6378I think that's an excellent idea.
6379
63801418
638101:32:29,502 --> 01:32:32,639
6382Go on take that motherfucker
6383Saddam down for a long time.
6384
63851419
638601:32:33,350 --> 01:32:35,569
6387Here's a report that
6388says Mohamed Atta
6389
63901420
639101:32:35,593 --> 01:32:39,624
6392one of the 9/11 hijackers may have
6393met with an Iraqi spy in Prague.
6394
63951421
639601:32:39,648 --> 01:32:42,983
6397It's really a strong statement, does
6398anybody agree with that statement?
6399
64001422
640101:32:43,007 --> 01:32:46,286
6402Wait a minute, we
6403can't just bomb people.
6404
64051423
640601:32:46,886 --> 01:32:49,635
6407It's from Czech intelligence and
6408they question its credibility.
6409
64101424
641101:32:49,659 --> 01:32:51,723
6412I've been to Prague.
6413They question everything.
6414
64151425
641601:32:51,747 --> 01:32:54,383
6417Who wants to be an
6418anonymous source?
6419
64201426
642101:32:55,034 --> 01:32:56,684
6422Make sure you work in the phrase
6423
64241427
642501:32:56,708 --> 01:32:59,010
6426We don't want the smoking
6427gun to be a mushroom cloud.
6428
64291428
643001:32:59,034 --> 01:33:00,871
6431That focus group
6432through the roof!
6433
64341429
643501:33:00,895 --> 01:33:03,190
6436There will always be uncertainty
6437
64381430
643901:33:03,214 --> 01:33:06,078
6440about when he'll
6441acquire nuclear weapons.
6442
64431431
644401:33:06,081 --> 01:33:08,557
6445But we don't want
6446the smoking gun
6447
64481432
644901:33:08,581 --> 01:33:10,073
6450- to be a mushroom cloud.
6451- There is a smoking gun,
6452
64531433
645401:33:10,097 --> 01:33:14,080
6455or a mushroom cloud...
6456if we're waiting too long...
6457
64581434
645901:33:14,104 --> 01:33:15,441
6460There is no doubt
6461
64621435
646301:33:15,465 --> 01:33:18,645
6464that Saddam Hussein now has
6465Weapons of Mass destruction.
6466
64671436
646801:33:18,669 --> 01:33:22,311
6469We gotta get rid of this dictator. He's
6470got anthrax. He's got all these weapons.
6471
64721437
647301:33:22,335 --> 01:33:25,917
6474There is no doubt, he is amassing them
6475to use them against our friends.
6476
64771438
647801:33:25,976 --> 01:33:28,367
6479Against our allies...
6480And against us.
6481
64821439
648301:33:28,391 --> 01:33:30,852
6484When and not if, but when
6485
64861440
648701:33:30,852 --> 01:33:33,687
6488Saddam creates and uses
6489his nuclear weapons...
6490
64911441
649201:33:33,711 --> 01:33:35,936
6493what will we tell
6494the American people?
6495
64961442
649701:33:35,960 --> 01:33:38,829
6498Saddam Hussein will
6499continue to increase his
6500
65011443
650201:33:38,853 --> 01:33:42,238
6503capacity to wage biological
6504and chemical warfare.
6505
65061444
650701:33:47,038 --> 01:33:50,003
6508To show that we will stand up
6509for what we know to be right.
6510
65111445
651201:33:50,190 --> 01:33:51,788
6513To show that we will confront
6514
65151446
651601:33:51,812 --> 01:33:54,068
6517the tyrannies and
6518dictatorships and terrorists
6519
65201447
652101:33:54,092 --> 01:33:56,261
6522who put our way of life at risk.
6523
65241448
652501:34:03,791 --> 01:34:05,272
6526Tribe has spoken.
6527
65281449
652901:34:07,807 --> 01:34:10,159
6530Polling for an invasion of Iraq
6531
65321450
653301:34:10,183 --> 01:34:12,228
6534is at fifty three percent.
6535
65361451
653701:34:12,244 --> 01:34:15,666
6538Focus groups show people still
6539aren't sure about a connection
6540
65411452
654201:34:15,690 --> 01:34:18,116
6543between Saddam and Al-Qaeda.
6544
65451453
654601:34:18,283 --> 01:34:20,020
6547And the France and
6548Germany have both said
6549
65501454
655101:34:20,044 --> 01:34:21,809
6552that they will not
6553join our coalition.
6554
65551455
655601:34:21,833 --> 01:34:23,557
6557And neither will Israel.
6558
65591456
656001:34:24,211 --> 01:34:26,417
6561Harry and I, we went
6562to the wall together.
6563
65641457
656501:34:26,441 --> 01:34:28,549
6566We conned. We prayed together.
6567
65681458
656901:34:28,573 --> 01:34:30,323
6570Israel is one of
6571our closest allies.
6572
65731459
657401:34:30,347 --> 01:34:33,086
6575They said an invasion
6576of Iraq would
6577
65781460
657901:34:33,402 --> 01:34:35,737
6580destabilize the region, Sir.
6581And...
6582
65831461
658401:34:35,761 --> 01:34:38,094
6585they don't believe Saddam
6586is an immediate threat.
6587
65881462
658901:34:38,409 --> 01:34:39,898
6590That's not good.
6591
65921463
659301:34:40,070 --> 01:34:42,648
6594I really want a strong
6595coalition for this.
6596
65971464
659801:34:42,672 --> 01:34:44,286
6599I have an idea.
6600
66011465
660201:34:44,362 --> 01:34:48,663
6603Secretary Powell has the highest
6604trustworthy ratings of all of us.
6605
66061466
660701:34:49,497 --> 01:34:53,364
6608What if he gave an address to the U.N.
6609and the American people
6610
66111467
661201:34:53,388 --> 01:34:55,522
6613to push this over
6614the finish line?
6615
66161468
661701:34:55,546 --> 01:34:57,728
6618Karl, I've been very vocal,
6619
66201469
662101:34:57,752 --> 01:34:59,948
6622very vocal, about my
6623reservations about invading Iraq.
6624
66251470
662601:34:59,972 --> 01:35:03,749
6627No! Colin, you're such
6628a nervous Nellie.
6629
66301471
663101:35:03,949 --> 01:35:06,223
6632We're talking about invading
6633
66341472
663501:35:06,247 --> 01:35:10,122
6636a sovereign nation without
6637any provocation Don!
6638
66391473
664001:35:10,146 --> 01:35:12,385
6641It's a sovereign nation, Don.
6642
66431474
664401:35:13,096 --> 01:35:15,614
6645What's the exit strategy?
6646What about the intelligence.
6647
66481475
664901:35:15,736 --> 01:35:18,157
6650Does the intelligence
6651matter to you at all?
6652
66531476
665401:35:18,181 --> 01:35:19,393
6655You break it, you bought it.
6656
66571477
665801:35:19,417 --> 01:35:21,354
6659You break it, you bought it!
6660
66611478
666201:35:21,378 --> 01:35:23,319
6663Hey, hey, hey, alright.
6664
66651479
666601:35:24,872 --> 01:35:26,627
6667Let's slow down.
6668
66691480
667001:35:27,357 --> 01:35:29,182
6671That's enough of that guys.
6672
66731481
667401:35:31,388 --> 01:35:34,549
6675Are you going to take
6676Saddam down, or not?
6677
66781482
667901:35:35,169 --> 01:35:37,400
6680You are the President.
6681
66821483
668301:35:40,114 --> 01:35:41,994
6684War...
6685
66861484
668701:35:42,481 --> 01:35:44,025
6688is yours.
6689
66901485
669101:35:45,716 --> 01:35:47,317
6692Not...
6693
66941486
669501:35:47,341 --> 01:35:51,143
6696the U.N. or some coalition.
6697Do not share powers
6698
66991487
670001:35:52,224 --> 01:35:54,221
6701that are yours alone.
6702
67031488
670401:36:01,485 --> 01:36:04,388
6705George, make sure Powell
6706sees the intelligence.
6707
67081489
670901:36:04,735 --> 01:36:07,677
6710- Sir.
6711- Colin I want you to make that speech.
6712
67131490
671401:36:08,146 --> 01:36:10,440
6715I'm President and
6716I want this to happen!
6717
67181491
671901:36:12,029 --> 01:36:13,105
6720Yes sir.
6721
67221492
672301:36:13,129 --> 01:36:15,308
6724I look forward to being
6725briefed on that intelligence.
6726
67271493
672801:36:15,332 --> 01:36:18,238
6729On another note, I've been
6730handed a credible report
6731
67321494
673301:36:18,262 --> 01:36:21,790
6734of a small terrorist enclave
6735in Northeastern Iraq.
6736
67371495
673801:36:21,856 --> 01:36:24,473
6739If we're going to invade we
6740suggest taking it out before.
6741
67421496
674301:36:24,497 --> 01:36:26,950
6744Let it go, George, we
6745have bigger fish to fry.
6746
67471497
674801:36:26,974 --> 01:36:28,481
6749Let me see that intelligence.
6750
67511498
675201:36:28,505 --> 01:36:29,900
6753Of course.
6754
67551499
675601:36:30,333 --> 01:36:31,603
6757That...
6758
67591500
676001:36:31,627 --> 01:36:33,333
6761classified document
6762
67631501
676401:36:33,357 --> 01:36:37,694
6765described a terrorist
6766named Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi
6767
67681502
676901:36:37,718 --> 01:36:40,158
6770who had started as a
6771drug dealer and pimp
6772
67731503
677401:36:40,182 --> 01:36:43,691
6775before becoming fully radicalized
6776in a Jordanian prison.
6777
67781504
677901:36:43,838 --> 01:36:46,999
6780Zarqawi went to meet Bin
6781Laden in Afghanistan.
6782
67831505
678401:36:47,198 --> 01:36:50,132
6785Did he, or did he not
6786meet with Al-Qaeda?
6787
67881506
678901:36:50,174 --> 01:36:54,374
6790But Zarqawi had vowed
6791to kill all Shia Muslims
6792
67931507
679401:36:54,613 --> 01:36:57,531
6795and Bin Laden's mother was Shia
6796
67971508
679801:36:57,824 --> 01:36:59,930
6799so the meeting
6800didn't go over well.
6801
68021509
680301:37:00,011 --> 01:37:02,832
6804- They had no operational contact.
6805- Hogwash.
6806
68071510
680801:37:02,856 --> 01:37:04,406
6809Larry...
6810
68111511
681201:37:04,580 --> 01:37:05,931
6813have you seen this speech?
6814
68151512
681601:37:05,955 --> 01:37:07,714
6817Yes sir. It's beyond thin.
6818
68191513
682001:37:07,738 --> 01:37:10,261
6821I saw at least five pieces of
6822disproved Intel in there.
6823
68241514
682501:37:10,285 --> 01:37:11,348
6826Who wrote it?
6827
68281515
682901:37:11,372 --> 01:37:13,864
6830They said it was the President, but I
6831think you can guess who really wrote it.
6832
68331516
683401:37:13,888 --> 01:37:16,415
6835No, there's no need
6836to yell, Larry.
6837
68381517
683901:37:17,075 --> 01:37:18,650
6840Yeah, look.
6841
68421518
684301:37:18,669 --> 01:37:22,259
6844Well, we'll review the
6845speech and give some notes.
6846
68471519
684801:37:23,982 --> 01:37:27,417
6849Powell really doesn't
6850have a clue. Does he?
6851
68521520
685301:37:27,654 --> 01:37:32,620
6854After the US invaded Afghanistan
6855Zarqawi set up shop in Iraq.
6856
68571521
685801:37:32,905 --> 01:37:37,335
6859It was the only connection Cheney
6860had between Al-Qaeda and Iraq.
6861
68621522
686301:37:37,359 --> 01:37:39,818
6864The Security Counsel
6865will now begin
6866
68671523
686801:37:39,842 --> 01:37:43,401
6869its consideration of
6870item 2 of the agenda.
6871
68721524
687301:37:43,798 --> 01:37:47,112
6874I call now on the distinguished
6875Secretary of State of
6876
68771525
687801:37:47,136 --> 01:37:50,369
6879the United States of
6880America, his excellency
6881
68821526
688301:37:50,393 --> 01:37:51,668
6884Mr. Colin Powell.
6885
68861527
688701:37:51,692 --> 01:37:53,350
6888My purpose here today
6889
68901528
689101:37:53,374 --> 01:37:55,779
6892is to share with you
6893what the United States
6894
68951529
689601:37:55,803 --> 01:37:58,570
6897knows about Iraq's weapons
6898of mass destruction
6899
69001530
690101:37:58,585 --> 01:38:01,402
6902as well as Iraq's
6903involvement in terrorism.
6904
69051531
690601:38:01,931 --> 01:38:05,024
6907Iraq today harbors a
6908deadly terrorist network
6909
69101532
691101:38:05,048 --> 01:38:07,882
6912headed by Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi
6913
69141533
691501:38:07,931 --> 01:38:09,291
6916an associate and collaborator of
6917
69181534
691901:38:09,315 --> 01:38:11,558
6920- Osama Bin Laden.
6921- Powell's UN Address was seen by
6922
69231535
692401:38:11,582 --> 01:38:12,952
6925millions of Americas.
6926
69271536
692801:38:12,976 --> 01:38:15,881
6929But other people were
6930watching as well.
6931
69321537
693301:38:15,905 --> 01:38:19,176
6934Collaborator of Osama Bin
6935Laden and his Al-Qaeda lieutenants.
6936
69371538
693801:38:19,874 --> 01:38:21,633
6939Zarqawi's activities
6940are not confined...
6941
69421539
694301:38:21,657 --> 01:38:25,311
6944The great general of America
6945saying his name over and over again
6946
69471540
694801:38:25,335 --> 01:38:27,597
6949immediately made Zarqawi a star.
6950
69511541
695201:38:29,567 --> 01:38:30,810
6953Allahu Akbar!
6954
69551542
695601:38:30,834 --> 01:38:32,865
6957Within a day he had
6958gone into hiding
6959
69601543
696101:38:32,889 --> 01:38:34,585
6962Allahu Akbar!
6963
69641544
696501:38:34,609 --> 01:38:36,495
6966Allahu Akbar!
6967
69681545
696901:38:41,506 --> 01:38:43,701
6970An Al-Qaeda source tells us that
6971
69721546
697301:38:43,725 --> 01:38:47,964
6974Saddam and Bin Laden reached an
6975understanding that Al-Qaeda would no longer
6976
69771547
697801:38:48,348 --> 01:38:50,756
6979support activities
6980against Baghdad.
6981
69821548
698301:38:50,780 --> 01:38:52,462
6984By the time we invaded Iraq
6985
69861549
698701:38:52,486 --> 01:38:56,920
698870% of Americans thought that
6989Saddam Hussein was involved in 9/11.
6990
69911550
699201:38:59,125 --> 01:39:02,106
6993Later... Colin Powell
6994would call the speech
6995
69961551
699701:39:02,445 --> 01:39:05,231
6998the most painful
6999moment of his life.
7000
70011552
700201:39:07,938 --> 01:39:09,184
7003Thank you, sir.
7004
70051553
700601:39:09,982 --> 01:39:12,713
7007I just push for it, and
7008it was Justin right?
7009
70101554
701101:39:15,019 --> 01:39:17,649
7012- No, Kelly, right?
7013- And then Justin.
7014
70151555
701601:39:18,597 --> 01:39:19,520
7017- What are you talking about?
7018
70191556
702001:39:19,544 --> 01:39:21,742
7021American Idol, dad.
7022
70231557
702401:39:23,771 --> 01:39:26,255
7025- You've seen it.
7026- We watched it at your house.
7027
70281558
702901:39:26,279 --> 01:39:28,471
7030The singing and the mean judge.
7031
70321559
703301:39:31,542 --> 01:39:32,985
7034Oh, I like him.
7035
70361560
703701:39:34,331 --> 01:39:36,836
7038How do you stop a
7039fish from smelling?
7040
70411561
704201:39:44,223 --> 01:39:46,852
7043You just cut off its nose.
7044
70451562
704601:39:46,949 --> 01:39:49,306
7047Honestly, was I inspired because...
7048
70491563
705001:39:54,635 --> 01:39:57,756
7051No, we are not
7052revisiting your father's
7053
70541564
705501:39:57,784 --> 01:40:00,624
7056colorful conversations.
7057
70581565
705901:40:24,279 --> 01:40:26,073
7060Yeah, yeah.
7061
70621566
706301:40:26,123 --> 01:40:27,839
7064Bring it a little closer, yeah.
7065
70661567
706701:40:27,990 --> 01:40:29,674
7068How's my hair?
7069
70701568
707101:40:32,602 --> 01:40:36,419
7072We are five, four, three...
7073
70741569
707501:40:36,735 --> 01:40:39,070
7076My fellow citizens,
7077at this hour,
7078
70791570
708001:40:39,094 --> 01:40:41,103
7081American and coalition forces
7082
70831571
708401:40:41,127 --> 01:40:44,506
7085are in the early stages
7086of military operations
7087
70881572
708901:40:44,530 --> 01:40:46,337
7090to disarm Iraq,
7091
70921573
709301:40:46,361 --> 01:40:50,491
7094to free its people and to defend
7095the world from grave danger.
7096
70971574
709801:40:50,916 --> 01:40:52,531
7099On my orders,
7100
71011575
710201:40:52,555 --> 01:40:56,007
7103coalition forces have begun
7104striking selected targets
7105
71061576
710701:40:56,031 --> 01:40:57,509
7108of military importance
7109
71101577
711101:40:57,533 --> 01:41:01,795
7112to undermine Saddam Hussein's
7113ability to wage war.
7114
71151578
711601:41:02,003 --> 01:41:04,996
7117These are opening stages
7118of what will be a broad
7119
71201579
712101:41:05,020 --> 01:41:07,125
7122and concerted campaign.
7123
71241580
712501:41:07,738 --> 01:41:12,321
7126To all of the men and women of the United
7127States armed forces now in the Middle East,
7128
71291581
713001:41:12,545 --> 01:41:17,284
7131the peace of a troubled world and
7132the hopes of an oppressed people...
7133
71341582
713501:41:55,035 --> 01:41:56,505
7136The statement from
7137The White House
7138
71391583
714001:41:56,529 --> 01:41:59,973
7141President Bush regards this
7142as an historic moment.
7143
71441584
714501:41:59,984 --> 01:42:04,902
7146The scenes on TV show, the thirst
7147of freedom is unquenchable.
7148
71491585
715001:42:20,019 --> 01:42:24,509
7151USA! USA! USA! USA!
7152
71531586
715401:42:30,302 --> 01:42:31,596
7155Hi.
7156
71571587
715801:42:34,167 --> 01:42:37,237
7159Seems like they've been
7160shipping men and equipment
7161
71621588
716301:42:37,261 --> 01:42:39,446
7164out of Afghanistan into Iraq.
7165
71661589
716701:42:40,889 --> 01:42:43,256
7168And at the moment we're a little
7169
71701590
717101:42:43,280 --> 01:42:46,191
7172unsure of what's going on.
7173
71741591
717501:42:48,350 --> 01:42:51,651
7176I don't want you
7177to worry about me.
7178
71791592
718001:42:59,147 --> 01:43:02,514
7181Major Combat operations
7182in Iraq have ended.
7183
71841593
718501:43:02,538 --> 01:43:04,105
7186In the Battle of Iraq
7187
71881594
718901:43:04,123 --> 01:43:07,675
7190the United States and our
7191allies have prevailed.
7192
71931595
719401:43:08,411 --> 01:43:12,118
7195We have concerns over Halliburton
7196KBR's billing practices.
7197
71981596
719901:43:12,762 --> 01:43:16,236
7200As you know, the no-bid contracts
7201they received were quite sizable
7202
72031597
720401:43:16,481 --> 01:43:17,685
7205- and now...
7206- Well...
7207
72081598
720901:43:17,709 --> 01:43:20,844
7210- We're not concerned. Are we?
7211- Not at all.
7212
72131599
721401:43:21,330 --> 01:43:25,812
7215The Secretary of Defense and the Vice
7216President just said they're not concerned.
7217
72181600
721901:43:26,455 --> 01:43:28,881
7220Now can we please
7221talk about Iran?
7222
72231601
722401:43:40,141 --> 01:43:45,007
7225To this day, Dick Cheney has never
7226apologized for this incident.
7227
72281602
722901:43:45,031 --> 01:43:47,224
7230Jesus, Dick...
7231
72321603
723301:43:47,410 --> 01:43:49,979
7234But, someone else did.
7235
72361604
723701:43:50,003 --> 01:43:52,914
7238My family and I are deeply sorry
7239
72401605
724101:43:52,917 --> 01:43:55,179
7242for all that Vice
7243President Cheney and his
7244
72451606
724601:43:55,203 --> 01:43:57,821
7247family have had to go
7248through this past week.
7249
72501607
725101:43:58,195 --> 01:44:01,184
7252We send our love
7253and respect to them.
7254
72551608
725601:44:01,817 --> 01:44:04,704
7257And we hope that he will
7258continue to come to Texas
7259
72601609
726101:44:05,536 --> 01:44:08,783
7262and seek the relaxation
7263that he deserves.
7264
72651610
726601:44:09,708 --> 01:44:11,775
7267So, this...
7268
72691611
727001:44:13,169 --> 01:44:14,666
7271Joe Wilson,
7272
72731612
727401:44:14,825 --> 01:44:16,205
7275asshole,
7276
72771613
727801:44:17,075 --> 01:44:20,197
7279is questioning our intelligence
7280in the New York Times?
7281
72821614
728301:44:22,513 --> 01:44:24,127
7284What's his wife's name again?
7285
72861615
728701:44:24,880 --> 01:44:29,697
7288Valerie Plame. I confirmed it.
7289She's undercover CIA.
7290
72911616
729201:44:30,524 --> 01:44:31,795
7293Leak it.
7294
72951617
729601:44:47,968 --> 01:44:50,899
7297Okay, okay, like... they don't
7298care about their dogs, man.
7299
73001618
730101:44:50,923 --> 01:44:52,828
7302I mean, they shoot them,
7303they let'em run wild...
7304
73051619
730601:44:52,852 --> 01:44:54,751
7307What kind of a man
7308don't love a dog?
7309
73101620
731101:44:54,775 --> 01:44:56,879
7312People in India love cows.
7313
73141621
731501:44:56,903 --> 01:45:00,017
7316They would look at us and how we
7317treat cows and think the same thing.
7318
73191622
732001:45:00,419 --> 01:45:01,646
7321With all due respect
7322
73231623
732401:45:01,670 --> 01:45:03,990
7325that sounds like some liberal
7326ass scratching bullshit.
7327
73281624
732901:45:12,672 --> 01:45:13,966
7330Linda,
7331
73321625
733301:45:17,703 --> 01:45:20,095
7334Look at this crap. Goddammit.
7335
73361626
733701:45:20,119 --> 01:45:21,319
7338Hello Don.
7339
73401627
734101:45:22,318 --> 01:45:24,546
7342That report says Zarqawi,
7343
73441628
734501:45:24,570 --> 01:45:27,322
7346the same fucking Zarqawi
7347we talked up for months,
7348
73491629
735001:45:27,346 --> 01:45:29,910
7351is now leading a major
7352insurgency in Iraq.
7353
73541630
735501:45:30,186 --> 01:45:33,646
7356And the implication is it's
7357because we talked him up!
7358
73591631
736001:45:33,670 --> 01:45:36,202
7361- Has POTUS seen this?
7362- No, no.
7363
73641632
736501:45:36,226 --> 01:45:39,663
7366No I, I, intercepted it before
7367it got across the hallway.
7368
73691633
737001:45:39,687 --> 01:45:43,442
7371- This is generated by an analyst.
7372- Get me Tenet.
7373
73741634
737501:45:44,046 --> 01:45:45,551
7376This stops here.
7377
73781635
737901:45:45,630 --> 01:45:47,369
7380Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi
7381
73821636
738301:45:47,393 --> 01:45:52,628
7384had taken his fame from Powell's UN speech
7385and turned it into his own new thing.
7386
73871637
738801:45:53,804 --> 01:45:57,344
7389The Islamic State
7390of Iraq and Levant
7391
73921638
739301:45:57,368 --> 01:45:58,747
7394or ISIS.
7395
73961639
739701:45:59,079 --> 01:46:00,825
7398And because that intelligence
7399
74001640
740101:46:00,849 --> 01:46:04,538
7402somehow found itself on the
7403bottom of a stack of papers,
7404
74051641
740601:46:05,740 --> 01:46:10,010
7407Zarqawi had a whole year to just
7408do whatever the hell he wanted.
7409
74101642
741101:46:10,591 --> 01:46:12,526
7412And what he wanted
7413
74141643
741501:46:13,247 --> 01:46:14,721
7416was carnage.
7417
74181644
741901:46:16,075 --> 01:46:18,322
7420Shia versus Sunni,
7421
74221645
742301:46:19,669 --> 01:46:21,908
7424the West versus Islam
7425
74261646
742701:46:24,128 --> 01:46:26,477
7428and death versus life.
7429
74301647
743101:46:27,668 --> 01:46:29,218
7432And on top of that
7433
74341648
743501:46:29,242 --> 01:46:34,088
7436the US forces couldn't find any
7437WMD's or nuclear programs in Iraq.
7438
74391649
744001:46:34,143 --> 01:46:36,308
7441Turns out that
7442Saddam and his son's
7443
74441650
744501:46:36,332 --> 01:46:39,898
7446mostly liked cocaine and
7447American movies from the 80's.
7448
74491651
745001:46:40,281 --> 01:46:43,179
7451Vice President Dick
7452Cheney is being sued
7453
74541652
745501:46:43,203 --> 01:46:46,333
7456by Valerie Plame and her
7457husband Joseph Wilson.
7458
74591653
746001:46:47,266 --> 01:46:49,938
7461The White House announced
7462four cabinet resignations
7463
74641654
746501:46:49,962 --> 01:46:52,900
7466including that of Secretary
7467of State Colin Powell.
7468
74691655
747001:46:52,924 --> 01:46:54,475
7471Dick,
7472
74731656
747401:46:55,025 --> 01:46:57,532
7475Look, I hope there's no
7476hard feelings about us
7477
74781657
747901:46:57,556 --> 01:47:00,737
7480investigating the no-bid Iraq
7481contract for Halliburton.
7482
74831658
748401:47:00,761 --> 01:47:03,229
7485You know, I'm just doing my job.
7486
74871659
748801:47:03,253 --> 01:47:04,797
7489Go fuck yourself.
7490
74911660
749201:47:14,967 --> 01:47:18,675
7493Dick Cheney, emerges from the
7494dugout on the third base side.
7495
74961661
749701:47:42,962 --> 01:47:44,823
7498Dick Cheney, a little
7499bit low on the outside.
7500
75011662
750201:47:44,847 --> 01:47:48,646
7503Much of the intelligence from the
7504Iraq war now proven to be false.
7505
75061663
750701:47:48,674 --> 01:47:52,839
7508There is a chorus of people calling for
7509Vice President Dick Cheney to step aside
7510
75111664
751201:47:52,863 --> 01:47:54,608
7513and resign.
7514
75151665
751601:47:55,021 --> 01:47:56,511
7517Go away!
7518
75191666
752001:48:04,864 --> 01:48:08,275
7521I swear to God this whole
7522place is turning against me.
7523
75241667
752501:48:11,816 --> 01:48:12,968
7526Where are you?
7527
75281668
752901:48:12,992 --> 01:48:16,333
7530I'm in an empty office just trying
7531to get a clean phone line. Listen,
7532
75331669
753401:48:17,056 --> 01:48:20,314
7535if we could just get an
7536air bombardment in Iraq,
7537
75381670
753901:48:20,338 --> 01:48:21,858
7540I think it'll make a statement.
7541
75421671
754301:48:21,994 --> 01:48:23,894
7544And it would give us
7545some political cover.
7546
75471672
754801:48:23,918 --> 01:48:25,233
7549It's over Don.
7550
75511673
755201:48:25,705 --> 01:48:27,249
7553What's that?
7554
75551674
755601:48:27,330 --> 01:48:28,718
7557What is?
7558
75591675
756001:48:29,246 --> 01:48:32,161
7561It's over. The President
7562wants you to step down.
7563
75641676
756501:48:32,185 --> 01:48:34,181
7566He appreciates your service.
7567
75681677
756901:48:39,789 --> 01:48:41,060
7570Don,
7571
75721678
757301:48:43,875 --> 01:48:45,148
7574Well...
7575
75761679
757701:48:45,172 --> 01:48:49,481
7578Does Bush's kid want
7579me out, or do you?
7580
75811680
758201:48:52,503 --> 01:48:56,641
7583- I can't win every fight Don.
7584- You are a little piece of shit.
7585
75861681
758701:48:58,651 --> 01:49:01,976
7588Wow, how did you become
7589such a cold son of a bitch!
7590
75911682
759201:49:02,354 --> 01:49:04,116
7593Sorry Don.
7594
75951683
759601:49:04,625 --> 01:49:06,559
7597I really am.
7598
75991684
760001:49:08,031 --> 01:49:10,629
7601Well, you know how
7602I know you're not?
7603
76041685
760501:49:11,820 --> 01:49:13,677
7606Cause I wouldn't be.
7607
76081686
760901:49:19,558 --> 01:49:21,641
7610Think they'll prosecute us?
7611
76121687
761301:49:25,919 --> 01:49:27,486
7614Okay then.
7615
76161688
761701:49:30,329 --> 01:49:31,943
7618Okay then.
7619
76201689
762101:49:53,420 --> 01:49:56,613
7622I Barrack Hussein
7623Obama, do solemnly swear
7624
76251690
762601:49:57,286 --> 01:50:01,970
7627that I will, execute the office of
7628President to the United States faithfully.
7629
76301691
763101:50:08,932 --> 01:50:10,819
7632A few years later
7633
76341692
763501:50:10,843 --> 01:50:13,184
7636Dick's heart trouble
7637started up again.
7638
76391693
764001:50:14,121 --> 01:50:16,313
7641With no donor available,
7642
76431694
764401:50:16,387 --> 01:50:18,122
7645he finally found himself
7646
76471695
764801:50:18,146 --> 01:50:19,693
7649at death's door.
7650
76511696
765201:50:27,879 --> 01:50:30,938
7653I wish I had better news.
7654
76551697
765601:50:31,135 --> 01:50:35,788
7657Your heart just isn't pumping enough
7658oxygen to keep your vital organs alive.
7659
76601698
766101:50:37,597 --> 01:50:40,876
7662- Should I call for a Minister?
7663- No.
7664
76651699
766601:50:41,144 --> 01:50:43,446
7667No. He's not going anywhere.
7668
76691700
767001:50:45,069 --> 01:50:46,511
7671Okay then.
7672
76731701
767401:50:49,921 --> 01:50:51,444
7675Dick Cheney,
7676
76771702
767801:50:51,468 --> 01:50:55,011
7679you are not going
7680anywhere, do you hear me?
7681
76821703
768301:50:55,366 --> 01:50:58,089
7684- You are not going anywhere.
7685- This may be the...
7686
76871704
768801:50:59,514 --> 01:51:02,332
7689one time I can't do
7690
76911705
769201:51:03,374 --> 01:51:05,853
7693what your Mother says.
7694Girls...
7695
76961706
769701:51:15,308 --> 01:51:17,751
7698- I love you Dad.
7699- I love you Mary.
7700
77011707
770201:51:18,480 --> 01:51:20,633
7703I love you Lizzy.
7704
77051708
770601:51:33,144 --> 01:51:35,110
7707I love you girls.
7708
77091709
771001:51:48,708 --> 01:51:51,427
7711So, Dick Cheney told his family
7712
77131710
771401:51:51,451 --> 01:51:53,138
7715that he was ready to die
7716
77171711
771801:51:53,162 --> 01:51:55,290
7719and that he wasn't afraid.
7720
77211712
772201:51:55,443 --> 01:51:58,323
7723Told them he had
7724lived a full life.
7725
77261713
772701:51:58,855 --> 01:52:00,750
7728And he had zero regrets...
7729
77301714
773101:52:52,317 --> 01:52:55,103
7732Vice President Cheney,
7733cross your arms please.
7734
77351715
773601:52:55,692 --> 01:52:58,876
7737There you go, OK,
7738on count of three
7739
77401716
774101:52:59,223 --> 01:53:01,025
7742One, two, three.
7743
77441717
774501:53:04,198 --> 01:53:06,928
7746They say my heart could
7747give him another ten years.
7748
77491718
775001:53:08,667 --> 01:53:12,352
7751Cheney doesn't like to refer
7752to it as someone else's heart,
7753
77541719
775501:53:13,003 --> 01:53:15,774
7756he likes to refer to
7757it as his new heart.
7758
77591720
776001:53:17,093 --> 01:53:20,114
7761Which, even though I'm
7762dead, I have to say
7763
77641721
776501:53:20,883 --> 01:53:23,020
7766it still makes me
7767feel pretty shitty.
7768
77691722
777001:53:25,173 --> 01:53:26,435
7771And so,
7772
77731723
777401:53:26,693 --> 01:53:30,487
7775when Liz decided to run for
7776one of Wyoming two senate seats
7777
77781724
777901:53:30,511 --> 01:53:33,238
7780against Republican
7781incumbent Mike Enzi,
7782
77831725
778401:53:33,781 --> 01:53:36,299
7785our Dick was right
7786there to hopefully
7787
77881726
778901:53:36,323 --> 01:53:39,284
7790see the Cheney legacy
7791of power continue.
7792
77931727
779401:53:39,308 --> 01:53:43,713
7795Are you aware Wyoming Senate candidate
7796Liz Cheney supports gay marriage?
7797
77981728
779901:53:43,737 --> 01:53:46,261
7800Her sister is married
7801to another woman and Liz
7802
78031729
780401:53:46,285 --> 01:53:49,129
7805Chenny refuses to support
7806a constitutional amendment
7807
78081730
780901:53:49,153 --> 01:53:50,639
7810banning same sex marriage.
7811
78121731
781301:53:50,663 --> 01:53:54,148
7814Instead she equivocates claiming
7815it's a state's right issue.
7816
78171732
781801:53:54,172 --> 01:53:57,726
7819Don't you agree, Wyoming deserves
7820a Senator who believes marriage
7821
78221733
782301:53:57,750 --> 01:54:00,168
7824should be between
7825a man and a woman.
7826
78271734
782801:54:00,195 --> 01:54:02,528
7829These calls went to
7830every house in Wyoming.
7831
78321735
783301:54:03,312 --> 01:54:05,286
7834Every single house.
7835
78361736
783701:54:08,101 --> 01:54:10,090
7838I will never win!
7839
78401737
784101:54:11,858 --> 01:54:13,715
7842What are we gonna do?
7843
78441738
784501:54:21,743 --> 01:54:23,844
7846We're joined here
7847today by Liz Cheney
7848
78491739
785001:54:23,868 --> 01:54:25,462
7851who is running for the Senate
7852
78531740
785401:54:25,486 --> 01:54:28,383
7855from the state of Wyoming.
7856According to one poll
7857
78581741
785901:54:28,407 --> 01:54:31,065
7860she is behind by double digits.
7861
78621742
786301:54:31,212 --> 01:54:32,285
7864Welcome.
7865
78661743
786701:54:32,309 --> 01:54:34,895
7868Thank you for having me here Chris.
7869Great being with you. And may
7870
78711744
787201:54:34,919 --> 01:54:37,580
7873I point out there are other
7874polls that have me much closer.
7875
78761745
787701:54:37,790 --> 01:54:41,961
7878Your opponent Senator Mike
7879Enzi claims that you support
7880
78811746
788201:54:41,985 --> 01:54:43,779
7883gay marriage. In part
7884
78851747
788601:54:43,782 --> 01:54:47,209
7887because you support your
7888gay sister Mary's union
7889
78901748
789101:54:47,212 --> 01:54:49,885
7892with her wife. How
7893do you respond?
7894
78951749
789601:54:49,909 --> 01:54:53,099
7897Let me be very, very clear
7898
78991750
790001:54:54,166 --> 01:54:57,436
7901I do not support gay marriage.
7902
79031751
790401:54:57,925 --> 01:55:01,727
7905I believe that marriage is
7906between a man and a woman.
7907
79081752
790901:55:01,924 --> 01:55:04,837
7910But you've always claimed gay
7911marriage is a state issue.
7912
79131753
791401:55:04,861 --> 01:55:08,460
7915Your opponent claims
7916this is an equivocation.
7917
79181754
791901:55:09,814 --> 01:55:11,323
7920Cut me aorta.
7921Do you have the specimen bowl ready?
7922
79231755
792401:55:11,347 --> 01:55:12,524
7925It's on the field.
7926
79271756
792801:55:12,548 --> 01:55:13,729
7929Alright.
7930Here's the heart.
7931
79321757
793301:55:13,753 --> 01:55:18,385
7934I know that Liz wouldn't have done any of
7935this if you and Dad didn't approve. So,
7936
79371758
793801:55:19,287 --> 01:55:23,343
7939I can't believe you would do this.
7940I really thought there was a limit to...
7941
79421759
794301:55:23,367 --> 01:55:25,287
7944No, now you're just
7945being hysterical.
7946
79471760
794801:55:25,311 --> 01:55:28,599
7949I can't talk to you when you get this way.
7950You need to settle down.
7951
79521761
795301:55:28,623 --> 01:55:29,921
7954Okay?
7955
79561762
795701:55:29,945 --> 01:55:31,925
7958You're being hysterical.
7959
79601763
796101:57:04,035 --> 01:57:05,306
7962Dad?
7963
79641764
796501:58:27,805 --> 01:58:29,880
7966Patient's heart rate is stable.
7967
79681765
796901:58:30,687 --> 01:58:32,590
7970Blood pressure increasing.
7971
79721766
797301:58:33,207 --> 01:58:35,433
7974I'm gonna notify the family.
7975What should I tell them?
7976
79771767
797801:58:35,457 --> 01:58:37,931
7979- Tell them the patient's doing well.
7980- Okay.
7981
79821768
798301:59:11,200 --> 01:59:12,598
7984Mr. Vice President.
7985
79861769
798701:59:12,622 --> 01:59:15,244
7988- This must be the right place.
7989- Yes.
7990
79911770
799201:59:15,884 --> 01:59:17,500
7993- Hello Martha.
7994- Hi.
7995
79961771
799701:59:17,524 --> 01:59:18,989
7998- Nice to meet you.
7999- Pleasure.
8000
80011772
800201:59:19,094 --> 01:59:20,763
8003Sit right there.
8004
80051773
800601:59:21,461 --> 01:59:23,087
8007So, um...
8008
80091774
801001:59:23,111 --> 01:59:24,723
8011is it gonna be just
8012
80131775
801401:59:24,747 --> 01:59:26,510
8015me on camera, or...
8016
80171776
801801:59:26,641 --> 01:59:29,299
8019Primarily you. A'right,
8020cut back to me.
8021
80221777
802301:59:29,323 --> 01:59:31,935
8024Eddie's got you on the a camera.
8025I'm just gonna bench.
8026
80271778
802802:00:02,682 --> 02:00:04,116
8029Ready?
8030
80311779
803202:00:06,455 --> 02:00:09,345
8033Two-thirds of Americans
8034say the Iraq war
8035
80361780
803702:00:09,369 --> 02:00:11,409
8038is not worth fighting.
8039
80401781
804102:00:11,433 --> 02:00:15,888
8042And their looking at the value gained
8043versus the cost of American lives.
8044
80451782
804602:00:15,912 --> 02:00:17,571
8047And Iraqi lives.
8048
80491783
805002:00:17,574 --> 02:00:18,876
8051So?
8052
80531784
805402:00:20,301 --> 02:00:23,954
8055So... don't you care what
8056the American People think?
8057
80581785
805902:00:24,865 --> 02:00:26,619
8060No...
8061
80621786
806302:00:26,787 --> 02:00:28,411
8064I think you
8065
80661787
806702:00:28,435 --> 02:00:30,784
8068cannot be
8069
80701788
807102:00:31,052 --> 02:00:33,315
8072blown off course.
8073
80741789
807502:00:41,497 --> 02:00:43,361
8076I can feel
8077
80781790
807902:00:44,059 --> 02:00:46,009
8080your recriminations
8081
80821791
808302:00:46,840 --> 02:00:48,634
8084and your judgment.
8085
80861792
808702:00:48,715 --> 02:00:51,204
8088And I am fine with it.
8089
80901793
809102:00:53,417 --> 02:00:56,891
8092You want to be loved,
8093go be a movie star.
8094
80951794
809602:00:58,714 --> 02:01:00,051
8097The world
8098
80991795
810002:01:00,075 --> 02:01:01,738
8101is as you find it.
8102
81031796
810402:01:01,762 --> 02:01:04,832
8105You gotta deal
8106with that reality.
8107
81081797
810902:01:04,856 --> 02:01:07,433
8110And there are monsters
8111in this world.
8112
81131798
811402:01:07,457 --> 02:01:08,900
8115We saw
8116
81171799
811802:01:09,004 --> 02:01:11,384
8119three thousand
8120
81211800
812202:01:11,536 --> 02:01:14,100
8123innocent people burned to death
8124
81251801
812602:01:14,124 --> 02:01:17,666
8127by those monsters.
8128And yet, you object,
8129
81301802
813102:01:18,459 --> 02:01:24,284
8132when I refuse to kiss those monsters
8133on the cheek and say, pretty please.
8134
81351803
813602:01:24,863 --> 02:01:28,368
8137You answer me this,
8138what terrorist attack
8139
81401804
814102:01:28,746 --> 02:01:30,849
8142would you have let go forward
8143
81441805
814502:01:30,873 --> 02:01:35,617
8146so you wouldn't seem like
8147a mean and nasty fella?
8148
81491806
815002:01:36,947 --> 02:01:39,702
8151I will not apologise
8152
81531807
815402:01:40,714 --> 02:01:42,867
8155for keeping your families safe.
8156
81571808
815802:01:43,436 --> 02:01:45,894
8159And I will not apologise
8160
81611809
816202:01:46,368 --> 02:01:49,115
8163for doing what needed to be done
8164
81651810
816602:01:50,344 --> 02:01:54,302
8167so that your loved ones can
8168sleep peacefully at night.
8169
81701811
817102:02:01,359 --> 02:02:03,098
8172It has been my honor
8173
81741812
817502:02:03,961 --> 02:02:05,575
8176to be your servant.
8177
81781813
817902:02:07,525 --> 02:02:09,342
8180You chose me
8181
81821814
818302:02:10,501 --> 02:02:12,045
8184and I did
8185
81861815
818702:02:12,344 --> 02:02:13,966
8188what you asked.
8189
81901816
819102:05:07,053 --> 02:05:10,327
8192Sorry to interrupt, but Mark wanted
8193to share something with everyone.
8194
81951817
819602:05:10,351 --> 02:05:12,780
8197Something's been bothering
8198me this whole movie
8199
82001818
820102:05:12,804 --> 02:05:14,657
8202and I just figured it out.
8203
82041819
820502:05:14,681 --> 02:05:16,504
8206The whole thing is liberal.
8207
82081820
820902:05:16,720 --> 02:05:18,564
8210It's got a liberal bias.
8211
82121821
821302:05:18,588 --> 02:05:21,146
8214Interesting. Does anyone
8215else feel that way?
8216
82171822
821802:05:21,846 --> 02:05:24,722
8219One, two, three, four people.
8220Yeah, go ahead.
8221
82221823
822302:05:24,746 --> 02:05:26,644
8224This is all facts.
8225
82261824
822702:05:26,668 --> 02:05:29,327
8228Right? I mean, they
8229had to vet all this.
8230
82311825
823202:05:29,439 --> 02:05:30,831
8233How does it make it what's...
8234
82351826
823602:05:30,855 --> 02:05:33,720
8237You would say that libtard.
8238
82391827
824002:05:33,947 --> 02:05:35,064
8241OK. I'm sorry.
8242
82431828
824402:05:35,088 --> 02:05:37,714
8245So because I have the
8246ability to understand facts,
8247
82481829
824902:05:37,738 --> 02:05:39,097
8250that makes me a liberal?
8251
82521830
825302:05:39,121 --> 02:05:40,636
8254OK guys, let's just take it down.
8255
82561831
825702:05:40,660 --> 02:05:41,988
8258You probably like Killary!
8259
82601832
826102:05:42,012 --> 02:05:44,224
8262Let's just take it down
8263a notch, or two. OK?
8264
82651833
826602:05:44,248 --> 02:05:46,269
8267OK, first of all, Hillary's not President!
8268
82691834
827002:05:46,293 --> 02:05:50,523
8271OK, the orange cheeto that
8272you hired is the President.
8273
82741835
827502:05:50,547 --> 02:05:53,282
8276And he's ruining the country
8277that you claim to love!
8278
82791836
828002:05:53,429 --> 02:05:54,793
8281You chicken shit!
8282
82831837
828402:05:57,593 --> 02:05:59,860
8285Stop the fight! Knock it off!
8286
82871838
828802:05:59,884 --> 02:06:03,793
8289I can't wait to see the new FAST AND
8290THE FURIOUS MOVIE. That looks lit!