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11
200:01:14,574 --> 00:01:19,546
3<font color="#D900D9">(ALARM BLARING)</font>
4
52
600:01:35,995 --> 00:01:41,343
7<font color="#D900D9">(INMATES INDISTINCTLY YELLING
8AND GRUNTING)</font>
9
103
1100:02:24,344 --> 00:02:28,349
12<font color="#D900D9">(IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)</font>
13
144
1500:02:33,620 --> 00:02:35,065
16<font color="#D900D9">(SCREAMS AND GROANS)</font>
17
185
1900:02:35,221 --> 00:02:37,167
20<font color="#D900D9">(COUGHING)</font>
21
226
2300:02:44,697 --> 00:02:47,075
24<font color="#D900D9">(CONTINUES COUGHING)</font>
25
267
2700:02:47,233 --> 00:02:49,645
28<font color="#D900D9">(GUARDS INDISTINCTLY YELLING
29AND DOGS BARKING)</font>
30
318
3200:02:50,670 --> 00:02:52,672
33<font color="#D900D9">(GUARDS CONTINUE YELLING
34INDISTINCTLY)</font>
35
369
3700:03:01,814 --> 00:03:03,521
38<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> Motherfuckers!
39
4010
4100:03:09,756 --> 00:03:10,894
42Fuck.
43
4411
4500:03:19,032 --> 00:03:22,172
46<font color="#D900D9">(GRUNTING)</font>
47
4812
4900:03:33,246 --> 00:03:35,055
50<font color="#D900D9">(SPLASHING)</font>
51
5213
5300:03:35,215 --> 00:03:37,058
54<font color="#D900D9">(RUMBLING)</font>
55
5614
5700:03:42,622 --> 00:03:45,296
58Fuck!
59
6015
6100:04:04,577 --> 00:04:06,955
62<font color="#D900D9">(LAUGHING)</font>
63
6416
6500:04:07,780 --> 00:04:11,091
66<font color="#D900D9">(CONTINUES LAUGHING)</font>
67
6817
6900:04:11,918 --> 00:04:13,920
70We're almost home, buddy!
71
7218
7300:04:15,922 --> 00:04:17,799
74<font color="#D900D9">(CAR HORN HONKING)</font>
75
7619
7700:04:23,830 --> 00:04:26,174
78<font color="#808080">ALAN:</font> Whoo!
79
8020
8100:04:27,533 --> 00:04:29,843
82Whoo!
83
8421
8500:04:30,703 --> 00:04:31,738
86Hey.
87
8822
8900:04:32,438 --> 00:04:35,681
90My name's Alan and I bought a giraffe!
91
9223
9300:04:35,842 --> 00:04:37,844
94He's all mine!
95
9624
9700:04:38,811 --> 00:04:40,347
98He's super friendly!
99
10025
10100:04:43,916 --> 00:04:47,989
102<font color="#D900D9">(HOWLING)</font>
103
10426
10500:04:49,889 --> 00:04:50,924
106<font color="#D900D9">(BLEATING)</font>
107
10827
10900:04:51,090 --> 00:04:52,160
110<font color="#808080">WOMAN:</font> Oh, wow.
111
11228
11300:04:52,325 --> 00:04:53,804
114Look at the giraffe.
115
11629
11700:04:53,960 --> 00:04:56,031
118<font color="#808080">GIRL:</font> Oh, my God. Where
119do you think it's going?
120
12130
12200:04:56,696 --> 00:04:57,936
123Whoo!
124
12531
12600:04:58,097 --> 00:05:01,476
127Oh, my life is great! I
128have a wonderful life!
129
13032
13100:05:03,436 --> 00:05:05,609
132I have a wonderful life!
133
13433
13500:05:05,772 --> 00:05:07,445
136<font color="#D900D9">(GRUNTS)</font>
137
13834
13900:05:09,642 --> 00:05:11,280
140<font color="#D900D9">(FAMILY SCREAMING)</font>
141
14235
14300:05:16,549 --> 00:05:19,530
144<font color="#D900D9">(TRUCK HORN HONKING
145AND TIRES SCREECHING)</font>
146
14736
14800:05:28,361 --> 00:05:30,807
149<font color="#D900D9">(CAR ALARM BLARING)</font>
150
15137
15200:05:37,503 --> 00:05:42,418
153Yes, sir. Absolutely, I will.
154Thank you so much. No, of course.
155
15638
15700:05:42,809 --> 00:05:46,814
158No, no. And again, I'm so sorry.
159
16039
16100:05:49,549 --> 00:05:51,654
162That was the mayor, Alan.
163
16440
16500:05:53,519 --> 00:05:54,896
166It was an accident.
167
16841
16900:05:56,823 --> 00:05:59,360
170You said you'd always love me
171no matter what I did.
172
17342
17400:05:59,525 --> 00:06:03,337
175I know and I do. You're my best friend.
176But, Alan, why would you buy a giraffe?
177
17843
17900:06:03,496 --> 00:06:06,204
180I've always wanted one.
181
18244
18300:06:06,499 --> 00:06:09,139
184I could feed him from my tree house.
185
18645
18700:06:09,302 --> 00:06:11,373
188Besides, they remind me a lot of myself.
189
19046
19100:06:11,871 --> 00:06:12,941
192In what way?
193
19447
19500:06:14,006 --> 00:06:17,977
196They're majestic, pensive and tall.
197
19848
19900:06:18,144 --> 00:06:20,181
200- Pensive?
201<font color="#808080">ALAN:</font> - Yeah.
202
20349
20400:06:20,346 --> 00:06:22,849
205- Where'd you learn that word?
206- "Words With Friends."
207
20850
20900:06:23,015 --> 00:06:25,586
210- What friends, Alan?
211- You can set it on random.
212
21351
21400:06:25,752 --> 00:06:26,924
215<font color="#D900D9">(GROANS)</font>
216
21752
21800:06:27,086 --> 00:06:31,933
219Alan, aside from the fact
220that you shut down a freeway...
221
22253
22300:06:32,525 --> 00:06:35,938
224...you murdered a wild animal.
225It's national news.
226
22754
22800:06:36,095 --> 00:06:39,099
229You don't want to know the checks
230I had to write to fix this.
231
23255
23300:06:39,265 --> 00:06:41,108
234Oh, please. We're rich.
235
23656
23700:06:41,267 --> 00:06:43,679
238We are not anything, Alan.
239
24057
24100:06:43,836 --> 00:06:47,477
242I am well-off. You are
243my 40-year-old son...
244
24558
24600:06:47,640 --> 00:06:49,347
247Forty-two. I'm 42!
248
24959
25000:06:49,509 --> 00:06:52,956
251...42-year-old son who still lives at home.
252
25360
25400:06:53,112 --> 00:06:56,582
255You are to go back on your medication
256or I'm cutting you off.
257
25861
25900:06:57,917 --> 00:06:59,590
260You're bluffing. When's dinner?
261
26262
26300:07:00,286 --> 00:07:02,596
264Your mother and I can't take this anymore!
265
26663
26700:07:02,755 --> 00:07:05,634
268- Well, you might have to.
269<font color="#808080">SID:</font> - I can't do it!
270
27164
27200:07:05,792 --> 00:07:06,998
273I cannot do this!
274
27565
27600:07:07,160 --> 00:07:08,195
277<font color="#D900D9">(INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE)</font>
278
27966
28000:07:08,361 --> 00:07:11,240
281BILLY JOEL <font color="#D900D9">(SINGING OVER HEADPHONES)</font>:
282<i>I don't care what you say anymore</i>
283
28467
28500:07:11,397 --> 00:07:13,274
286<i>This is my life</i>
287
28868
28900:07:14,367 --> 00:07:21,307
290<i>Go ahead with your own life
291Leave me alone</i>
292
29369
29400:07:21,474 --> 00:07:25,081
295CHORUS <font color="#D900D9">(SINGING)</font>: <i>Keep it to yourself
296It's my life</i>
297
29870
29900:07:28,514 --> 00:07:30,926
300<font color="#808080">LINDA:</font> Alan! Alan!
301
30271
30300:07:32,919 --> 00:07:37,561
304ALAN <font color="#D900D9">(SINGING)</font>: <i>Ave</i>
305
30672
30700:07:37,723 --> 00:07:38,223
308<i>Maria</i>
309
31073
31100:07:47,166 --> 00:07:54,175
312<font color="#D900D9">(CONTINUES SINGING "AVE MARIA")</font>
313
31474
31500:08:04,984 --> 00:08:07,157
316My God, he's got the voice of an angel.
317
31875
31900:08:07,320 --> 00:08:08,890
320It's breathtaking.
321
32276
32300:08:09,055 --> 00:08:12,468
324<i>Ave</i>
325
32677
32700:08:12,625 --> 00:08:13,125
328<i>Maria</i>
329
33078
33100:08:25,404 --> 00:08:26,678
332<font color="#D900D9">(CLEARS THROAT)</font>
333
33479
33500:08:26,839 --> 00:08:28,682
336I can't believe my daddy is dead.
337
33880
33900:08:28,841 --> 00:08:30,343
340<font color="#D900D9">(FEEDBACK OVER MICROPHONE)</font>
341
34281
34300:08:30,510 --> 00:08:34,890
344I can think of so many people
345I would rather have died first.
346
34782
34800:08:35,047 --> 00:08:36,321
349Like my mother.
350
35183
35200:08:37,917 --> 00:08:39,225
353As many of you know...
354
35584
35600:08:40,353 --> 00:08:43,926
357...my father and I were extremely close.
358
35985
36000:08:45,892 --> 00:08:47,530
361He was my life partner.
362
36386
36400:08:48,661 --> 00:08:52,131
365He would often tell me,
366almost on a daily basis...
367
36887
36900:08:52,298 --> 00:08:53,902
370...that I was his favorite child.
371
37288
37300:08:55,234 --> 00:08:58,613
374I'll always remember the last words
375he said to me:
376
37789
37800:08:59,438 --> 00:09:01,281
379"I'm proud of you, Alan."
380
38190
38200:09:01,674 --> 00:09:03,051
383"Never change."
384
38591
38600:09:04,443 --> 00:09:06,081
387Well...
388
38992
39000:09:06,245 --> 00:09:09,158
391...I heard you loud and clear, Daddy.
392
39393
39400:09:09,715 --> 00:09:11,786
395I will never change.
396
39794
39800:09:13,252 --> 00:09:14,731
399Never, ever.
400
40195
40200:09:14,887 --> 00:09:15,927
403<font color="#D900D9">(FEEDBACK OVER MICROPHONE)</font>
404
40596
40600:09:16,088 --> 00:09:17,431
407Oh, Mom.
408
40997
41000:09:18,090 --> 00:09:19,763
411Go ahead, chief.
412
41398
41400:09:23,596 --> 00:09:25,837
415Sid Garner was a beloved husband...
416
41799
41800:09:25,998 --> 00:09:27,033
419<font color="#D900D9">(SHUTTER CLICKS)</font>
420
421100
42200:09:27,199 --> 00:09:28,576
423...father and neighbor.
424
425101
42600:09:31,270 --> 00:09:33,307
427Wow, rough day.
428
429102
43000:09:33,472 --> 00:09:36,248
431- Yeah, how's Tracy doing?
432- Not great.
433
434103
43500:09:36,409 --> 00:09:39,583
436Her mother's totally on the edge,
437and if all this weren't enough...
438
439104
44000:09:39,745 --> 00:09:42,589
441...apparently Alan's been off his meds
442for almost six months.
443
444105
44500:09:42,748 --> 00:09:43,954
446Oh, boy.
447
448106
44900:09:44,116 --> 00:09:46,153
450Yeah, it has not been pretty.
451
452107
45300:09:46,319 --> 00:09:50,028
454- Then there's the whole fucking giraffe thing.
455- I thought that was pretty funny.
456
457108
45800:09:50,189 --> 00:09:51,998
459- What?
460- Come on. He killed a giraffe.
461
462109
46300:09:52,158 --> 00:09:53,831
464Who gives a fuck?
465
466110
46700:09:54,627 --> 00:09:58,973
468You know, I wasn't gonna say anything, but
469Alan's been stopping by my office lately.
470
471111
47200:09:59,131 --> 00:10:01,008
473<font color="#808080">DOUG:</font> You're kidding me. What for?
474
475112
47600:10:01,167 --> 00:10:05,877
477I don't know. He just sits in the waiting
478room and reads Highlights magazine.
479
480113
48100:10:06,038 --> 00:10:09,281
482Fills in the puzzles, whatever he can,
483and then leaves.
484
485114
48600:10:10,676 --> 00:10:12,087
487Check it out.
488
489115
49000:10:14,580 --> 00:10:17,026
491<font color="#808080">DOUG:</font> Wow.<font color="#808080"> PHIL:</font> Jesus, what
492are you gonna do with him?
493
494116
49500:10:17,183 --> 00:10:19,925
496Actually,
497I wanted to talk to you guys about that.
498
499117
50000:10:20,086 --> 00:10:22,623
501Linda really wants to stage
502an intervention for him.
503
504118
50500:10:22,788 --> 00:10:24,631
506An intervention? Really?
507
508119
50900:10:24,790 --> 00:10:26,599
510I think that sounds like a great idea.
511
512120
51300:10:26,759 --> 00:10:28,602
514Yeah, the thing is...
515
516121
51700:10:28,761 --> 00:10:33,471
518...she's pretty convinced he won't agree
519to it unless all of us are there.
520
521122
52200:10:33,899 --> 00:10:35,435
523I mean, you know how he is.
524
525123
52600:10:35,601 --> 00:10:38,775
527I don't know. It seems a
528little extreme to me.
529
530124
53100:10:38,971 --> 00:10:41,781
532Oh, God. Look at him now.
533
534125
53500:10:46,779 --> 00:10:49,817
536Okay, I'm in. When are we doing it?
537
538126
53900:10:51,017 --> 00:10:52,655
540<font color="#808080">LAUREN:</font> So we talked to Tracy today...
541
542127
54300:10:52,818 --> 00:10:56,288
544...and she said that the treatment facility
545that they found is really nice.
546
547128
54800:10:56,455 --> 00:10:59,459
549It's beautiful. I checked it out online.
550Great reputation.
551
552129
55300:10:59,625 --> 00:11:03,664
554Who gives a fuck? It's in Arizona. We gotta
555go on like a two-day drive for this shit?
556
557130
55800:11:03,829 --> 00:11:04,864
559Here we go.
560
561131
56200:11:05,031 --> 00:11:07,739
563They should just save their money
564and send him to fat camp.
565
566132
56700:11:07,900 --> 00:11:08,970
568- Phil.
569- What?
570
571133
57200:11:09,135 --> 00:11:12,173
573He should lose weight. He'll find a woman.
574The dude's lonely.
575
576134
57700:11:12,338 --> 00:11:15,217
578If he's so lonely,
579why don't the you spend more time with him?
580
581135
58200:11:15,374 --> 00:11:18,753
583- No, trust me, you don't want that.
584- No. You definitely don't want that.
585
586136
58700:11:18,944 --> 00:11:20,855
588Come on. He's not that bad.
589
590137
59100:11:21,013 --> 00:11:23,926
592I mean, what's the worst that's happened?
593The tattoo?
594
595138
59600:11:26,452 --> 00:11:28,693
597Yeah, the tattoo's the worst.
598
599139
60000:11:28,854 --> 00:11:30,026
601Right?
602
603140
60400:11:30,189 --> 00:11:33,170
605Definitely. Tattoo was the worst.
606Nightmare.
607
608141
60900:11:34,460 --> 00:11:36,462
610Speaking of which, you ever get tested?
611
612142
61300:11:36,629 --> 00:11:37,767
614Excuse me?
615
616143
61700:11:37,930 --> 00:11:39,341
618You know, because of the ink.
619
620144
62100:11:41,734 --> 00:11:43,008
622That went inside you.
623
624145
62500:11:44,336 --> 00:11:45,838
626I'm fine.
627
628146
62900:11:47,373 --> 00:11:49,546
630<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Take care.
631<font color="#808080">LAUREN:</font> All right, good luck tomorrow.
632
633147
63400:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,120
635<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Oh, thanks.
636
637148
63800:11:53,045 --> 00:11:55,082
639- I'll pick you up at 11.
640- Perfect.
641
642149
64300:11:55,247 --> 00:11:56,351
644<font color="#808080">LAUREN:</font> Thank you so much.
645
646150
64700:11:58,684 --> 00:12:00,095
648Thanks.
649
650151
65100:12:06,192 --> 00:12:09,196
652<font color="#808080">LINDA:</font> Again, thank you so much for coming.
653<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Oh, of course.
654
655152
65600:12:09,361 --> 00:12:12,240
657This is Nico. Nico is a
658good friend of Alan's.
659
660153
66100:12:12,798 --> 00:12:14,436
662- What's up, bros?
663<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> - Oh, yeah, hey.
664
665154
66600:12:15,000 --> 00:12:18,447
667And that's Blanca. Blanca's been with us
668since Alan was a baby.
669
670155
67100:12:18,604 --> 00:12:19,947
672- Hello.
673- Hello.
674
675156
67600:12:20,106 --> 00:12:23,280
677And this is Timothy.
678Timothy lives across the street.
679
680157
68100:12:23,442 --> 00:12:24,921
682He and Alan swim together.
683
684158
68500:12:26,212 --> 00:12:28,249
686- Hey, what's up, little man?
687- Hey.
688
689159
69000:12:28,414 --> 00:12:30,485
691- Why don't you guys take a seat?
692- Yeah.
693
694160
69500:12:30,649 --> 00:12:32,356
696<font color="#D900D9">(DOUG CLEARS THROAT)</font>
697
698161
69900:12:32,518 --> 00:12:34,725
700Tracy's on her way back
701with Alan right now.
702
703162
70400:12:34,887 --> 00:12:39,563
705Obviously, he has no idea this is coming,
706so things might get a little intense.
707
708163
70900:12:39,725 --> 00:12:42,262
710But, no matter what happens, remember:
711
712164
71300:12:42,428 --> 00:12:45,341
714This is all about Alan getting better.
715
716165
71700:12:46,766 --> 00:12:49,246
718Mother, Oreo smoothie, now!
719
720166
72100:12:52,171 --> 00:12:53,582
722Oh.
723
724167
72500:12:54,340 --> 00:12:56,320
726- Hey, everyone.
727- Hey.
728
729168
73000:12:56,475 --> 00:12:59,354
731Hey, Timothy. Little cold
732for a swim, isn't it?
733
734169
73500:13:00,346 --> 00:13:03,486
736Oh, wow. Look. You went to the pier today.
737How was that?
738
739170
74000:13:03,649 --> 00:13:05,651
741- We had a great time.
742- Yeah.
743
744171
74500:13:05,818 --> 00:13:09,857
746I played skee ball for, like, 45 minutes.
747It was a pretty sick workout.
748
749172
75000:13:10,022 --> 00:13:11,797
751What's going on?
752
753173
75400:13:11,957 --> 00:13:15,700
755Uh, ahem, why don't you have a seat, bud?
756We just want to talk to you for a sec.
757
758174
75900:13:15,861 --> 00:13:17,704
760Okay.
761
762175
76300:13:20,699 --> 00:13:23,202
764- Hey, Phil.
765- Hey. Yeah.
766
767176
76800:13:23,369 --> 00:13:25,872
769- Yeah.
770- What's going on?
771
772177
77300:13:26,205 --> 00:13:27,240
774Oh, you got me.
775
776178
77700:13:27,406 --> 00:13:29,750
778<font color="#D900D9">(ALL LAUGHING)</font>
779
780179
78100:13:30,309 --> 00:13:31,720
782<font color="#808080">DOUG:</font> So, Alan...
783
784180
78500:13:31,877 --> 00:13:36,019
786...we're all here to tell you
787about an awesome place...
788
789181
79000:13:36,182 --> 00:13:37,820
791...called New Horizons.
792
793182
79400:13:39,084 --> 00:13:40,893
795That does sound awesome.
796
797183
79800:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,857
799Alan, this is an intervention.
800
801184
80200:13:44,356 --> 00:13:45,391
803A what?
804
805185
80600:13:46,425 --> 00:13:47,460
807Mom.
808
809186
81000:13:50,296 --> 00:13:51,775
811Alan.
812
813187
81400:13:52,498 --> 00:13:56,002
815"I love you so much. We all do."
816
817188
81800:13:56,168 --> 00:13:59,206
819"But we can't keep lying to each other."
820
821189
82200:13:59,371 --> 00:14:01,282
823"Ever since you were a baby, all I want..."
824
825190
82600:14:01,440 --> 00:14:03,716
827Oh, my God, is anybody else falling asleep?
828
829191
83000:14:03,876 --> 00:14:05,048
831<font color="#808080">DOUG:</font> Alan, listen.
832
833192
83400:14:05,211 --> 00:14:07,657
835- No offense, Mom, but you're boring.
836<font color="#808080">BLANCA:</font> - Mr. Alan.
837
838193
83900:14:08,013 --> 00:14:09,048
840Oh, now you?
841
842194
84300:14:09,215 --> 00:14:12,025
844"I pick up after you for 30 years."
845
846195
84700:14:12,184 --> 00:14:16,189
848"I cleaned your room.
849I see things no one should ever see."
850
851196
85200:14:16,655 --> 00:14:18,032
853"But I pray for you."
854
855197
85600:14:18,490 --> 00:14:20,993
857- "Mr. Alan, everyone..."
858<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> - Hey.
859
860198
86100:14:21,160 --> 00:14:23,197
862- Someone should clean that up.
863- Alan.
864
865199
86600:14:23,362 --> 00:14:26,434
867Alan. You are not well.
868
869200
87000:14:26,599 --> 00:14:29,739
871You're off your meds and you're
872clearly upsetting your whole family.
873
874201
87500:14:29,902 --> 00:14:33,213
876- That's baloney.
877- Alan, if you say yes to this...
878
879202
88000:14:33,372 --> 00:14:37,013
881...we drive you there today, and I promise
882you will come back a changed man.
883
884203
88500:14:39,011 --> 00:14:41,548
886Who's we? What do you mean, "we"?
887Who's we?
888
889204
89000:14:41,714 --> 00:14:45,025
891We. All of us. Stu, Phil, me, you.
892
893205
89400:14:49,788 --> 00:14:51,597
895You going, Phil?
896
897206
89800:14:54,260 --> 00:14:56,206
899I love you, Alan.
900
901207
90200:14:58,931 --> 00:14:59,475
903<font color="#D900D9">(CRYING)</font>
904
905208
90600:15:16,749 --> 00:15:21,562
907<font color="#D900D9">(CONTINUES CRYING)</font>
908
909209
91000:15:34,400 --> 00:15:40,316
911<font color="#D900D9">(HARRY NILSSON'S "EVERYBODY'S TALKIN" '
912PLAYING ON RADIO)</font>
913
914210
91500:15:41,206 --> 00:15:43,982
916Hey, Alan, you hungry?
917
918211
91900:15:44,143 --> 00:15:46,123
920You wanna get some Arby's?
921
922212
92300:15:46,278 --> 00:15:47,951
924No, thanks.
925
926213
92700:15:49,982 --> 00:15:55,091
928You know, I meant to tell you earlier,
929that's a really cool vest you got on.
930
931214
93200:15:56,021 --> 00:15:58,001
933Thanks, Phil. It was my dad's.
934
935215
93600:15:58,157 --> 00:15:59,534
937He died in it.
938
939216
94000:15:59,692 --> 00:16:01,069
941Whoa.
942
943217
94400:16:01,226 --> 00:16:02,933
945That's intense.
946
947218
94800:16:03,095 --> 00:16:06,975
949Hey, Alan, just want to say what you're
950doing is really brave. We're proud of you.
951
952219
95300:16:07,132 --> 00:16:08,873
954Yeah, you're gonna do great.
955
956220
95700:16:10,602 --> 00:16:12,878
958Stop the car.
959I don't want to do this anymore.
960
961221
96200:16:13,038 --> 00:16:15,018
963- What?
964- I changed my mind.
965
966222
96700:16:15,174 --> 00:16:18,053
968Alan, you can't change your mind.
969Everybody's counting on you.
970
971223
97200:16:18,210 --> 00:16:20,884
973I'm fine just the way I am.
974I want to go home.
975
976224
97700:16:21,046 --> 00:16:22,806
978Turn the car around. Now, please!
979I don't...
980
981225
98200:16:22,915 --> 00:16:24,189
983<font color="#D900D9">(CRASHING)</font>
984
985226
98600:16:24,350 --> 00:16:25,852
987What the fuck was that?
988
989227
99000:16:27,953 --> 00:16:30,661
991- Oh, my God! He's doing it on purpose!
992- Get out of his way!
993
994228
99500:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,302
996I am, I am.
997
998229
99900:16:35,961 --> 00:16:39,135
1000- Hey! Hey, get the fuck off!
1001- You have to exchange information.
1002
1003230
100400:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,073
1005- Why?
1006- Jesus. Phil!
1007
1008231
100900:16:42,267 --> 00:16:43,644
1010- Phil! Phil!
1011- Oh, shit!
1012
1013232
101400:16:44,336 --> 00:16:47,374
1015<font color="#D900D9">(ALL SCREAMING)</font>
1016
1017233
101800:16:50,576 --> 00:16:52,886
1019- Get away from him!
1020- I'm trying!
1021
1022234
102300:16:55,381 --> 00:16:57,520
1024<font color="#808080">DOUG:</font> - Look out!
1025- Oh, shit!
1026
1027235
102800:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,162
1029<font color="#D900D9">(SCREAMING)</font>
1030
1031236
103200:16:59,318 --> 00:17:01,491
1033<font color="#808080">ALAN:</font> Aw, shit! Oh, shit.
1034
1035237
103600:17:01,653 --> 00:17:05,066
1037<font color="#D900D9">(ALL SCREAMING)</font>
1038
1039238
104000:17:05,224 --> 00:17:06,294
1041<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Shit!
1042
1043239
104400:17:06,825 --> 00:17:07,860
1045Go, go, go!
1046
1047240
104800:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,870
1049Lock your doors! Doug, lock your doors!
1050
1051241
105200:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,872
1053<font color="#808080">ALAN:</font> Shit! What's going on?
1054
1055242
105600:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,203
1057<font color="#D900D9">(SCREAMING)</font>
1058
1059243
106000:17:13,365 --> 00:17:14,742
1061Get the fuck... Hang on!
1062
1063244
106400:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,240
1065<font color="#D900D9">(STU SCREAMS)</font>
1066
1067245
106800:17:21,673 --> 00:17:24,449
1069<font color="#808080">STU:</font> Help!
1070<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Let go, fucking asshole!
1071
1072246
107300:17:25,044 --> 00:17:29,390
1074<font color="#D900D9">(ALAN PANTING)</font>
1075
1076247
107700:17:37,556 --> 00:17:38,591
1078<font color="#D900D9">(STU SCREAMS)</font>
1079
1080248
108100:17:38,757 --> 00:17:40,737
1082<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Stu! We're okay.
1083<font color="#808080">STU:</font> We're in an elevator!
1084
1085249
108600:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,133
1087<font color="#808080">DOUG:</font> Where are you?
1088
1089250
109000:17:42,294 --> 00:17:43,898
1091<font color="#D900D9">(STU CONTINUES SCREAMING)</font>
1092
1093251
109400:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,566
1095<font color="#808080">STU:</font> What the fuck is going on?
1096
1097252
109800:17:48,167 --> 00:17:50,738
1099<font color="#D900D9">(PHIL COUGHING)</font>
1100
1101253
110200:17:52,271 --> 00:17:55,184
1103Please, this is a huge mistake.
1104
1105254
110600:17:55,374 --> 00:17:56,819
1107You got the wrong guys!
1108
1109255
111000:17:56,975 --> 00:18:00,115
1111I got the right fucking guys! Get him up.
1112Pick him up. Put him here.
1113
1114256
111500:18:00,312 --> 00:18:04,385
1116- You're Black Doug! That's Black Doug!
1117- Shut the fuck up with that. Shut the fuck up.
1118
1119257
112000:18:04,550 --> 00:18:06,223
1121Oh, my God. It is.
1122
1123258
112400:18:06,785 --> 00:18:09,891
1125Alan, tell me right now,
1126why is Black Doug kidnapping us?
1127
1128259
112900:18:10,055 --> 00:18:12,331
1130- I said don't call me that shit no more.
1131<font color="#808080">STU:</font> - Sorry.
1132
1133260
113400:18:12,491 --> 00:18:14,732
1135- It ain't Alan's fault.
1136- Thank you, Black Doug.
1137
1138261
113900:18:15,160 --> 00:18:17,071
1140- Motherfucker!
1141<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> - Doug!
1142
1143262
114400:18:17,229 --> 00:18:18,401
1145- Doug!
1146- Okay, okay.
1147
1148263
114900:18:18,564 --> 00:18:19,770
1150- Just Doug, okay?
1151- Yeah.
1152
1153264
115400:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,040
1155Why are you doing this?
1156
1157265
115800:18:23,202 --> 00:18:24,613
1159<font color="#808080">MARSHALL:</font> Because...
1160
1161266
116200:18:26,705 --> 00:18:28,707
1163...I told him to.
1164
1165267
116600:18:28,874 --> 00:18:29,978
1167I'm Marshall.
1168
1169268
117000:18:30,876 --> 00:18:32,480
1171And whether you know it or not...
1172
1173269
117400:18:33,245 --> 00:18:35,623
1175...we all have something in common.
1176
1177270
117800:18:36,415 --> 00:18:40,989
1179And it all started four years ago
1180when this moron...
1181
1182271
118300:18:41,887 --> 00:18:45,096
1184...sold the wrong drugs to this dumb fuck.
1185
1186272
118700:18:45,257 --> 00:18:50,104
1188You have no idea the chain of events
1189that were set in motion that night...
1190
1191273
119200:18:50,262 --> 00:18:53,937
1193...in the parking lot of
1194a fucking liquor store.
1195
1196274
119700:19:13,652 --> 00:19:14,687
1198What up, nigga?
1199
1200275
120100:19:15,120 --> 00:19:16,497
1202Excuse me?
1203
1204276
120500:19:16,655 --> 00:19:19,101
1206Chill out, I'm not a cop.
1207Just in town for the night.
1208
1209277
121000:19:19,258 --> 00:19:21,329
1211Me and my boys looking to get our freak on.
1212
1213278
121400:19:23,595 --> 00:19:25,632
1215You sold Alan roofies.
1216
1217279
121800:19:25,931 --> 00:19:27,842
1219Oh, shit. I must've mixed up the bags.
1220
1221280
122200:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,343
1223My fault, Alan.
1224
1225281
122600:19:29,501 --> 00:19:32,505
1227Damn. Marshall gonna be pissed off at me
1228on that one.
1229
1230282
123100:19:32,804 --> 00:19:35,683
1232<font color="#D900D9">(ECHOING)</font> <i>Damn. Marshall gonna be
1233pissed off at me on that one.</i>
1234
1235283
123600:19:35,874 --> 00:19:37,376
1237Marshall?
1238
1239284
124000:19:37,543 --> 00:19:39,454
1241You're Marshall.
1242
1243285
124400:19:39,611 --> 00:19:41,887
1245You brought us out here because of that?
1246
1247286
124800:19:42,047 --> 00:19:43,219
1249<font color="#D900D9">(LAUGHS)</font>
1250
1251287
125200:19:43,382 --> 00:19:45,726
1253You're not here because of that.
1254
1255288
125600:19:45,884 --> 00:19:50,094
1257You're here because some Chinaman
1258I never heard of strolls into my town...
1259
1260289
126100:19:50,255 --> 00:19:52,599
1262...and takes one of my guys off the street.
1263
1264290
126500:19:52,758 --> 00:19:54,431
1266- Mr. Chow?
1267- Yes.
1268
1269291
127000:19:54,593 --> 00:19:56,766
1271Yes, Mr. Leslie fucking Chow.
1272
1273292
127400:19:56,929 --> 00:19:59,000
1275You introduced a virus into my life.
1276
1277293
127800:19:59,665 --> 00:20:01,008
1279Oh, God, what did he do?
1280
1281294
128200:20:01,166 --> 00:20:02,440
1283He fucked me in the ass.
1284
1285295
128600:20:02,601 --> 00:20:04,672
1287Oh, he does that from time to time.
1288
1289296
129000:20:05,904 --> 00:20:07,747
1291Not literally.
1292
1293297
129400:20:08,140 --> 00:20:09,175
1295Jesus!
1296
1297298
129800:20:12,177 --> 00:20:15,784
1299A few weeks after your
1300bullshit, I get word...
1301
1302299
130300:20:15,948 --> 00:20:18,622
1304...this sheik is coming in from Abu Dhabi.
1305
1306300
130700:20:21,220 --> 00:20:24,531
1308<font color="#808080">MARSHALL:</font> <i>He was looking to make some
1309less-than-legal investments.</i>
1310
1311301
131200:20:25,424 --> 00:20:26,903
1313<i>He brought his two wives...</i>
1314
1315302
131600:20:27,059 --> 00:20:30,302
1317<i>...and $42 million in gold bars.</i>
1318
1319303
132000:20:32,431 --> 00:20:33,569
1321<i>It was a lay-up.</i>
1322
1323304
132400:20:33,732 --> 00:20:35,143
1325<font color="#808080">MAN:</font> Get down! Get down!
1326
1327305
132800:20:38,036 --> 00:20:40,539
1329<font color="#808080">MARSHALL:</font> <i>We took it all.</i>
1330
1331306
133200:20:41,473 --> 00:20:45,478
1333<i>Two vans, each with 21 million in gold.</i>
1334
1335307
133600:20:45,978 --> 00:20:47,821
1337<i>My guys split up.</i>
1338
1339308
134000:20:49,648 --> 00:20:51,719
1341<i>One of them made it back...</i>
1342
1343309
134400:20:52,517 --> 00:20:54,827
1345<font color="#D900D9">(SIREN WAILING)</font>
1346
1347310
134800:20:55,187 --> 00:20:56,962
1349<i>...one of them didn't.</i>
1350
1351311
135200:21:05,731 --> 00:21:07,074
1353Is there a problem, officer?
1354
1355312
135600:21:07,232 --> 00:21:08,836
1357Not anymore, motherfucker.
1358
1359313
136000:21:09,001 --> 00:21:10,742
1361<font color="#D900D9">(LAUGHING)</font>
1362
1363314
136400:21:11,837 --> 00:21:15,546
1365Leslie Chow stole $21 million from me...
1366
1367315
136800:21:15,707 --> 00:21:17,084
1369...on a Tuesday.
1370
1371316
137200:21:17,376 --> 00:21:19,049
1373Oh, God.
1374
1375317
137600:21:19,411 --> 00:21:21,118
1377I looked everywhere for him.
1378
1379318
138000:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,191
1381But he's gone, no one can find him.
1382
1383319
138400:21:23,348 --> 00:21:27,797
1385Until the little cockroach got
1386himself pinched in Bangkok.
1387
1388320
138900:21:31,056 --> 00:21:32,831
1390Sol pay him a visit.
1391
1392321
139300:21:33,759 --> 00:21:36,137
1394<font color="#808080">MARSHALL:</font> <i>I offer him a truce.</i>
1395
1396322
139700:21:36,728 --> 00:21:38,969
1398<i>I won't touch a hair on his head.</i>
1399
1400323
140100:21:39,131 --> 00:21:42,601
1402<i>I just want him to tell
1403me where my gold is.</i>
1404
1405324
140600:21:42,868 --> 00:21:44,472
1407<i>He refuses to talk.</i>
1408
1409325
141000:21:53,445 --> 00:21:56,483
1411Not only does he refuse to talk to me...
1412
1413326
141400:21:56,648 --> 00:22:00,562
1415...he has no communication with anyone
1416from the outside...
1417
1418327
141900:22:00,719 --> 00:22:02,027
1420...except you!
1421
1422328
142300:22:02,187 --> 00:22:03,530
1424Hey.
1425
1426329
142700:22:03,689 --> 00:22:05,100
1428It's unfair!
1429
1430330
143100:22:05,257 --> 00:22:06,895
1432Alan, you been talking to Chow?
1433
1434331
143500:22:07,059 --> 00:22:09,630
1436- They've been writing letters.
1437- Hey, those are private!
1438
1439332
144000:22:10,028 --> 00:22:15,171
1441"Dear Leslie, OMG, the McRib is back!
1442Why was it ever gone?"
1443
1444333
144500:22:15,334 --> 00:22:16,506
1446Exactly!
1447
1448334
144900:22:16,668 --> 00:22:19,581
1450"Dear Alan,
1451I threw urine on prison guard today."
1452
1453335
145400:22:19,738 --> 00:22:21,877
1455"Blamed it on cellmate.
1456Wish you were here."
1457
1458336
145900:22:22,040 --> 00:22:23,644
1460Yeah, I wish I could've seen that.
1461
1462337
146300:22:23,809 --> 00:22:27,916
1464Letter after letter of total nonsense...
1465
1466338
146700:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,082
1468...except for one common thread:
1469
1470339
147100:22:30,248 --> 00:22:31,727
1472You guys!
1473
1474340
147500:22:32,617 --> 00:22:33,823
1476The wolf pack.
1477
1478341
147900:22:33,985 --> 00:22:35,396
1480Jesus Christ, Alan.
1481
1482342
148300:22:36,188 --> 00:22:39,169
1484Five weeks ago, Chow escaped
1485from maximum security detention.
1486
1487343
148800:22:39,691 --> 00:22:41,068
1489Oh, fuck.
1490
1491344
149200:22:41,226 --> 00:22:44,230
1493He stowed aboard a shipping freighter
1494bound for the West Coast.
1495
1496345
149700:22:48,433 --> 00:22:50,640
1498- Where is he?
1499- I don't know.
1500
1501346
150200:22:50,802 --> 00:22:53,942
1503Alan, if you know where he is,
1504you tell this man right now.
1505
1506347
150700:22:54,840 --> 00:22:58,185
1508Phil, I don't know, I swear.
1509I haven't talked to him in months.
1510
1511348
151200:23:04,282 --> 00:23:05,955
1513We gotta do it the hard way.
1514
1515349
151600:23:06,952 --> 00:23:08,761
1517<font color="#808080">STU:</font> Oh, no!
1518<font color="#808080">DOUG:</font> What the fuck? Hey!
1519
1520350
152100:23:08,920 --> 00:23:11,127
1522<font color="#808080">MARSHALL:</font> Let's go.
1523<font color="#808080">DOUG:</font> Hey! No! No! What the fuck?
1524
1525351
152600:23:11,289 --> 00:23:12,461
1527Whoa, what are you doing?
1528
1529352
153000:23:12,791 --> 00:23:15,772
1531Doug is my insurance. He stays with me.
1532
1533353
153400:23:15,927 --> 00:23:18,533
1535You don't give me Chow,
1536I blow his brains out.
1537
1538354
153900:23:18,697 --> 00:23:19,971
1540You go to the cops...
1541
1542355
154300:23:20,465 --> 00:23:21,671
1544...I blow his brains out.
1545
1546356
154700:23:21,833 --> 00:23:24,439
1548That's insane! We don't even know
1549where the fuck he is!
1550
1551357
155200:23:24,603 --> 00:23:26,446
1553No one does.
1554
1555358
155600:23:26,605 --> 00:23:30,052
1557But I figure the wolf pack
1558has the best chance of finding him.
1559
1560359
156100:23:30,208 --> 00:23:31,278
1562You have three days.
1563
1564360
156500:23:32,043 --> 00:23:33,454
1566Get to work.
1567
1568361
156900:23:35,881 --> 00:23:37,986
1570Can you take Stu instead?
1571
1572362
157300:23:38,250 --> 00:23:39,490
1574Fuck you, Alan.
1575
1576363
157700:23:42,053 --> 00:23:43,088
1578Shit.
1579
1580364
158100:23:48,493 --> 00:23:49,836
1582Shit!
1583
1584365
158500:23:50,896 --> 00:23:52,933
1586<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Alan.
1587<font color="#808080">ALAN:</font> Yeah, Phil?
1588
1589366
159000:23:53,098 --> 00:23:56,011
1591<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> I need you to roll over here
1592and chew off these hand-ties.
1593
1594367
159500:23:56,168 --> 00:23:57,408
1596<font color="#808080">ALAN:</font> Okay.
1597
1598368
159900:23:59,337 --> 00:24:00,907
1600- Oh.
1601<font color="#808080">ALAN:</font> - Damn it!
1602
1603369
160400:24:01,106 --> 00:24:03,245
1605Ow. Oh, fuck!
1606
1607370
160800:24:03,708 --> 00:24:05,748
1609<font color="#808080">ALAN:</font> Got a little too much steam.
1610<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Get off me.
1611
1612371
161300:24:05,877 --> 00:24:07,948
1614<font color="#808080">ALAN:</font> All right, let me just shimmy down.
1615
1616372
161700:24:08,146 --> 00:24:10,422
1618- Would you just hold still? Hold still!
1619<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> - Ow.
1620
1621373
162200:24:10,582 --> 00:24:11,890
1623<font color="#808080">STU:</font> Help!
1624
1625374
162600:24:12,751 --> 00:24:14,287
1627Help!
1628
1629375
163000:24:21,426 --> 00:24:23,428
1631<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Holy shit.
1632
1633376
163400:24:24,930 --> 00:24:26,136
1635What are we gonna do, Stu?
1636
1637377
163800:24:26,298 --> 00:24:28,972
1639<font color="#808080">STU:</font> - We're gonna go to the police.
1640- Oh, no, we're fucking not.
1641
1642378
164300:24:29,367 --> 00:24:31,176
1644Did you hear that guy?
1645
1646379
164700:24:31,336 --> 00:24:32,815
1648He will kill Doug, period.
1649
1650380
165100:24:33,572 --> 00:24:34,983
1652Chow is a cancer.
1653
1654381
165500:24:35,140 --> 00:24:37,484
1656He's been a cancer
1657since the first day we met him.
1658
1659382
166000:24:37,642 --> 00:24:40,384
1661We're gonna hand him over to Marshall
1662and then it's done.
1663
1664383
166500:24:40,545 --> 00:24:41,785
1666- Hey, Phil.
1667- Alan, not now.
1668
1669384
167000:24:41,947 --> 00:24:44,052
1671But I need you, Stu. I can't do this alone.
1672
1673385
167400:24:44,216 --> 00:24:47,060
1675Do what alone?
1676We have no idea where he even is.
1677
1678386
167900:24:47,219 --> 00:24:48,357
1680- Phil.
1681- What, Alan?
1682
1683387
168400:24:48,520 --> 00:24:51,091
1685I was gonna say I got this strange e-mail
1686the other day.
1687
1688388
168900:24:51,256 --> 00:24:54,703
1690I wasn't sure what it meant,
1691but now I think it might be from Chow.
1692
1693389
169400:24:56,495 --> 00:24:58,133
1695"Fatty, it feels good to be out."
1696
1697390
169800:24:58,296 --> 00:25:01,334
1699"I'm close by. Tell no one.
1700I'll be in touch."
1701
1702391
170300:25:01,500 --> 00:25:02,706
1704"Chow."
1705
1706392
170700:25:04,970 --> 00:25:08,076
1708This says "Chow."
1709How did you not know this was from Chow?
1710
1711393
171200:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,652
1713At the time, I thought it was "Chow"
1714like "goodbye."
1715
1716394
171700:25:10,809 --> 00:25:12,482
1718You know, like, <i>"Chow, arrivederci."</i>
1719
1720395
172100:25:12,644 --> 00:25:15,181
1722- You know, Sbarro, Papa John's.
1723- I'm writing him back.
1724
1725396
172600:25:15,347 --> 00:25:17,122
1727Whoa, wait, wait. Just hold on.
1728
1729397
173000:25:17,282 --> 00:25:19,762
1731Gonna tell him you're happy he's out
1732and you'd love to see him.
1733
1734398
173500:25:19,918 --> 00:25:22,091
1736Ooh, I would love to see him.
1737
1738399
173900:25:22,787 --> 00:25:24,596
1740Do you even know what's going on?
1741
1742400
174300:25:24,756 --> 00:25:28,636
1744Yes, I do. Phil's doing all the work,
1745I'm his assistant...
1746
1747401
174800:25:28,793 --> 00:25:32,536
1749- ...you're standing there looking like an idiot.
1750- I'm gonna arrange a meeting...
1751
1752402
175300:25:32,697 --> 00:25:35,610
1754- ...and we're gonna take him out.
1755- "Take him out"?
1756
1757403
175800:25:35,767 --> 00:25:37,906
1759Who says that?
1760How do we take someone out?
1761
1762404
176300:25:39,538 --> 00:25:41,279
1764We'll use drugs.
1765
1766405
176700:25:41,439 --> 00:25:43,180
1768Prescription drugs.
1769
1770406
177100:25:43,341 --> 00:25:45,787
1772You know, the kind a dentist has access to.
1773
1774407
177500:25:45,944 --> 00:25:49,289
1776Good luck finding a dentist
1777who will write fake prescriptions.
1778
1779408
178000:25:49,447 --> 00:25:51,723
1781Oh, I know one. His name is Stuart Price.
1782
1783409
178400:25:51,883 --> 00:25:53,692
1785Now let's go find a fucking pharmacy.
1786
1787410
178800:25:54,986 --> 00:25:58,058
1789Whoo! You just got schooled, son.
1790
1791411
179200:25:58,557 --> 00:25:59,797
1793Are you coming or not?
1794
1795412
179600:25:59,958 --> 00:26:01,403
1797I don't like this plan.
1798
1799413
180000:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,131
1801Okay, then. Ciao.
1802
1803414
180400:26:07,265 --> 00:26:09,267
1805<font color="#D900D9">(ALAN LAUGHS)</font>
1806
1807415
180800:26:11,403 --> 00:26:13,747
1809I got a pretty dope sense of humor, bro!
1810
1811416
181200:26:13,905 --> 00:26:16,818
1813<font color="#D900D9">(ALAN CONTINUES LAUGHING)</font>
1814
1815417
181600:26:18,176 --> 00:26:20,816
1817<font color="#808080">MAN:</font> This amount with syringes is just weird.
1818Go check it out.
1819
1820418
182100:26:22,414 --> 00:26:23,552
1822Everything okay?
1823
1824419
182500:26:23,715 --> 00:26:25,888
1826Well, it's just a strange request.
1827
1828420
182900:26:26,051 --> 00:26:28,258
1830This drug in this amount
1831and a pack of syringes.
1832
1833421
183400:26:28,420 --> 00:26:30,491
1835- It's just a little weird.
1836- Yeah.
1837
1838422
183900:26:30,655 --> 00:26:33,568
1840It's just kind of an emergency, so...
1841
1842423
184300:26:33,725 --> 00:26:37,434
1844See, that right there, and you're acting
1845all fidgety, plus you look like shit...
1846
1847424
184800:26:37,596 --> 00:26:39,837
1849...in our business, these
1850are all red flags.
1851
1852425
185300:26:39,998 --> 00:26:42,239
1854I need to call the doctor,
1855make sure everything's okay.
1856
1857426
185800:26:42,400 --> 00:26:46,473
1859Aha. You're in luck, because I actually am
1860the prescribing doctor.
1861
1862427
186300:26:46,638 --> 00:26:48,948
1864Oh, boy. Another red flag.
1865
1866428
186700:26:53,345 --> 00:26:54,847
1868It says here you're a dentist.
1869
1870429
187100:26:55,013 --> 00:26:58,153
1872Yeah. Doctor of Dental Science.
1873
1874430
187500:26:59,084 --> 00:27:00,927
1876This is fucked up.
1877
1878431
187900:27:01,586 --> 00:27:02,929
1880Hey, Dad?
1881
1882432
188300:27:03,355 --> 00:27:05,062
1884I think we got a live one.
1885
1886433
188700:27:09,361 --> 00:27:10,499
1888How'd we do?
1889
1890434
189100:27:10,662 --> 00:27:13,541
1892We did good.
1893I got Demerol, a pack of syringes...
1894
1895435
189600:27:13,698 --> 00:27:16,702
1897...and almost lost my dental license.
1898
1899436
190000:27:16,868 --> 00:27:18,814
1901- What about Chow? Anything?
1902- No.
1903
1904437
190500:27:18,970 --> 00:27:21,678
1906Oh, look at this.
1907He e-mailed me like 20 minutes ago.
1908
1909438
191000:27:22,207 --> 00:27:24,050
1911Alan, we've been sit...
1912
1913439
191400:27:24,209 --> 00:27:25,654
1915Give me the phone, please.
1916
1917440
191800:27:25,844 --> 00:27:27,846
1919- What does it say?
1920- Oh, wow.
1921
1922441
192300:27:28,113 --> 00:27:31,185
1924He wants to meet Alan tonight at 8.
1925It says come alone.
1926
1927442
192800:27:31,349 --> 00:27:33,090
1929- Come alone where?
1930- A bus stop.
1931
1932443
193300:27:34,285 --> 00:27:35,491
1934In Tijuana.
1935
1936444
193700:27:35,654 --> 00:27:37,133
1938Tijuana's the bomb.
1939
1940445
194100:27:37,288 --> 00:27:38,631
1942Oh, fuck.
1943
1944446
194500:27:38,790 --> 00:27:42,169
1946No, that's perfect.
1947No, it's like a three-hour drive from here.
1948
1949447
195000:27:42,594 --> 00:27:44,665
1951Yeah, Stu, try reading a map.
1952
1953448
195400:27:45,230 --> 00:27:48,234
1955Yeah, Alan, try reading anything ever.
1956
1957449
195800:27:48,400 --> 00:27:51,074
1959Yeah, Stu, try not having
1960such big horse teeth.
1961
1962450
196300:27:54,272 --> 00:27:56,479
1964<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> All right, we need a plan.
1965
1966451
196700:27:56,641 --> 00:27:59,087
1968They're meeting on a bus bench
1969in a public place...
1970
1971452
197200:27:59,244 --> 00:28:02,316
1973...so Alan needs to convince Chow
1974to go someplace more private.
1975
1976453
197700:28:02,480 --> 00:28:06,087
1978Someplace where we can sneak up on him
1979and drug him.
1980
1981454
198200:28:06,651 --> 00:28:07,686
1983Like where?
1984
1985455
198600:28:07,886 --> 00:28:09,388
1987I don't know, like an alley.
1988
1989456
199000:28:09,554 --> 00:28:10,897
1991What about a movie theater?
1992
1993457
199400:28:11,623 --> 00:28:13,330
1995Fuck, that's actually a great idea.
1996
1997458
199800:28:13,625 --> 00:28:15,798
1999The lights go down...
2000
2001459
200200:28:15,960 --> 00:28:19,032
2003...we take the seats behind him,
2004we jab him and it's fucking done.
2005
2006460
200700:28:19,330 --> 00:28:22,038
2008I'll jab him if you want.
2009I've drugged people before.
2010
2011461
201200:28:22,434 --> 00:28:23,879
2013Yeah, us.
2014
2015462
201600:28:24,035 --> 00:28:27,539
2017No offense, but we're not letting you
2018handle any drugs. You'll kill someone.
2019
2020463
202100:28:27,706 --> 00:28:29,276
2022Oh, please, I'm an expert.
2023
2024464
202500:28:29,441 --> 00:28:31,250
2026Remember the marshmallows in Thailand?
2027
2028465
202900:28:31,509 --> 00:28:32,544
2030Yeah?
2031
2032466
203300:28:32,711 --> 00:28:36,158
2034I made it so you could eat at least three
2035before hitting a fatal dose.
2036
2037467
203800:28:37,415 --> 00:28:38,917
2039Wait.
2040
2041468
204200:28:39,084 --> 00:28:42,793
2043So you're saying I would've died
2044if I had had four?
2045
2046469
204700:28:43,188 --> 00:28:45,361
2048Nobody eats four marshmallows, Stu.
2049
2050470
205100:28:45,523 --> 00:28:48,163
2052That insane theory is the only reason
2053I'm still alive?
2054
2055471
205600:28:48,326 --> 00:28:50,863
2057Yes! And you're welcome, by the way.
2058
2059472
206000:28:51,029 --> 00:28:53,441
2061<font color="#808080">STU:</font> Don't say "you're welcome"
2062for almost killing me.
2063
2064473
206500:28:53,598 --> 00:28:54,633
2066- Fine.
2067- Thank you.
2068
2069474
207000:28:54,799 --> 00:28:56,710
2071- You're welcome.
2072- Goddamn it!
2073
2074475
207500:29:25,830 --> 00:29:28,333
2076<font color="#D900D9">(THE COASTERS' "DOWN IN MEXICO"
2077PLAYING ON RADIO)</font>
2078
2079476
208000:29:32,771 --> 00:29:34,148
2081<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Oh, God.
2082
2083477
208400:29:35,473 --> 00:29:37,350
2085You know, you were right.
2086
2087478
208800:29:37,976 --> 00:29:42,356
2089- About what?
2090- That place in Arizona. It's not gonna help him.
2091
2092479
209300:29:43,848 --> 00:29:46,522
2094There is no facility that can fix this guy.
2095
2096480
209700:29:47,418 --> 00:29:50,228
2098We're gonna spend the rest of our lives
2099dealing with him...
2100
2101481
210200:29:50,388 --> 00:29:53,665
2103...because we're all he has now.
2104
2105482
210600:29:54,359 --> 00:29:56,430
2107You realize that? We're it.
2108
2109483
211000:29:58,596 --> 00:30:00,098
2111Oh, shit, check it out.
2112
2113484
211400:30:00,565 --> 00:30:01,635
2115Is that Chow?
2116
2117485
211800:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,541
2119Hey, fat stuff.
2120
2121486
212200:30:03,701 --> 00:30:04,941
2123- Leslie.
2124- Uh-uh-uh.
2125
2126487
212700:30:05,103 --> 00:30:07,447
2128- Act cool. Eyes forward.
2129- Yeah, okay.
2130
2131488
213200:30:07,772 --> 00:30:10,116
2133- Anyone follow you?
2134- No, I don't think so.
2135
2136489
213700:30:10,275 --> 00:30:11,618
2138Good, good.
2139
2140490
214100:30:11,776 --> 00:30:15,280
2142Gotta keep low profile right now.
2143Chow wanted man.
2144
2145491
214600:30:15,647 --> 00:30:17,490
2147Can't trust anyone.
2148
2149492
215000:30:17,649 --> 00:30:20,630
2151Quick, give me some sugar.
2152Come on, come on, come on.
2153
2154493
215500:30:22,654 --> 00:30:23,826
2156<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> What the fuck?
2157
2158494
215900:30:23,988 --> 00:30:25,990
2160Did he just kiss him?
2161
2162495
216300:30:26,157 --> 00:30:29,263
2164Listen, I'm in a bit of a pickle, Alan.
2165
2166496
216700:30:29,427 --> 00:30:32,169
2168- I need a friend.
2169- Well, I'm your friend, Leslie.
2170
2171497
217200:30:32,597 --> 00:30:35,271
2173Exactly. That's why I called you down here.
2174
2175498
217600:30:35,433 --> 00:30:38,346
2177You're the only person I can trust
2178in this shit-hole of a life.
2179
2180499
218100:30:38,503 --> 00:30:40,847
2182That's not true.
2183Stu and Phil are your friends.
2184
2185500
218600:30:41,406 --> 00:30:43,113
2187Oh, really?
2188
2189501
219000:30:43,308 --> 00:30:44,719
2191That's interesting.
2192
2193502
219400:30:45,343 --> 00:30:46,686
2195Where are they?
2196
2197503
219800:30:47,812 --> 00:30:49,587
2199- Around.
2200- Around where?
2201
2202504
220300:30:49,747 --> 00:30:50,953
2204I don't know.
2205
2206505
220700:30:56,955 --> 00:31:00,232
2208- Motherfucker! I told you to come alone!
2209- Leslie.
2210
2211506
221200:31:00,391 --> 00:31:01,426
2213Shit.
2214
2215507
221600:31:01,593 --> 00:31:03,073
2217- What happened?
2218<font color="#808080">STU:</font> - Is he leaving?
2219
2220508
222100:31:03,194 --> 00:31:05,262
2222<font color="#808080">ALAN:</font> We'll talk more! I'll
2223give you another kiss!
2224
2225509
222600:31:05,263 --> 00:31:06,401
2227<font color="#808080">STU:</font> He's coming this way.
2228
2229510
223000:31:06,564 --> 00:31:08,339
2231Get down. Get down.
2232
2233511
223400:31:08,499 --> 00:31:10,877
2235<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> - Fuck.
2236- Leslie!
2237
2238512
223900:31:11,035 --> 00:31:12,946
2240Oh, fuck.
2241
2242513
224300:31:13,705 --> 00:31:15,707
2244- Get out of the car, you mutts!
2245- Leslie, no!
2246
2247514
224800:31:15,874 --> 00:31:18,377
2249- Get off me, fat clown!
2250- Chow! Chow, calm down!
2251
2252515
225300:31:18,543 --> 00:31:20,580
2254- Who sent you?
2255- No one! No.
2256
2257516
225800:31:20,745 --> 00:31:24,022
2259- We just wanted to see you!
2260- Liar! No one wants to see Chow!
2261
2262517
226300:31:24,182 --> 00:31:27,254
2264No, we... We miss you.
2265
2266518
226700:31:27,418 --> 00:31:30,194
2268- What?
2269- We miss you, Chow!
2270
2271519
227200:31:30,355 --> 00:31:32,631
2273- That's it.
2274- Yeah.
2275
2276520
227700:31:32,790 --> 00:31:34,292
2278We miss you.
2279
2280521
228100:31:35,493 --> 00:31:36,597
2282You miss me?
2283
2284522
228500:31:37,362 --> 00:31:38,864
2286So much.
2287
2288523
228900:31:43,201 --> 00:31:45,704
2290You miss Chow.
2291
2292524
229300:31:47,305 --> 00:31:48,375
2294Yeah, buddy.
2295
2296525
229700:31:48,840 --> 00:31:51,320
2298We love you, Chow.
2299
2300526
230100:31:59,617 --> 00:32:04,828
2302<font color="#D900D9">(SINGING)</font> <i>I hurt myself today</i>
2303
2304527
230500:32:05,690 --> 00:32:10,105
2306<i>To see if I still feel</i>
2307
2308528
230900:32:10,895 --> 00:32:14,308
2310<i>I focus on the pain</i>
2311
2312529
231300:32:16,067 --> 00:32:21,107
2314<i>The only thing that's real</i>
2315
2316530
231700:32:21,673 --> 00:32:24,847
2318<i>What have I become</i>
2319
2320531
232100:32:25,009 --> 00:32:27,250
2322What the fuck am I watching?
2323
2324532
232500:32:27,578 --> 00:32:30,525
2326<i>My sweetest friend</i>
2327
2328533
232900:32:32,083 --> 00:32:35,690
2330<i>Everyone I know</i>
2331
2332534
233300:32:35,853 --> 00:32:37,264
2334<i>Goes away in the end</i>
2335
2336535
233700:32:37,422 --> 00:32:40,028
2338- Is that gonna be enough?
2339<font color="#808080">STU:</font> - Oh, yeah.
2340
2341536
234200:32:42,293 --> 00:32:45,866
2343This will take about a minute to kick in.
2344We'll tell the waitress he's drunk.
2345
2346537
234700:32:46,030 --> 00:32:48,340
2348By the time we get to the car,
2349he'll be out cold.
2350
2351538
235200:32:48,499 --> 00:32:51,378
2353<i>My empire of dirt</i>
2354
2355539
235600:32:52,370 --> 00:32:56,477
2357<i>I will let you down</i>
2358
2359540
236000:32:57,675 --> 00:33:02,215
2361<i>I will make you hurt</i>
2362
2363541
236400:33:03,114 --> 00:33:04,388
2365<font color="#D900D9">(CROWD APPLAUDS)</font>
2366
2367542
236800:33:08,086 --> 00:33:09,929
2369Alan, sit down.
2370
2371543
237200:33:11,089 --> 00:33:12,625
2373That was really nice, Chow.
2374
2375544
237600:33:12,790 --> 00:33:13,928
2377Thanks, Phil.
2378
2379545
238000:33:14,092 --> 00:33:16,629
2381The key is to sing from your heart.
2382
2383546
238400:33:16,794 --> 00:33:19,138
2385So Mexico, huh?
2386What are you doing down here?
2387
2388547
238900:33:19,297 --> 00:33:23,268
2390You know, fucking, doing blow.
2391Same old, same old.
2392
2393548
239400:33:23,434 --> 00:33:24,845
2395Ooh, I got into cockfighting.
2396
2397549
239800:33:25,003 --> 00:33:27,643
2399- Oh, cockfighting. That sounds wonderful.
2400<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> - Yes.
2401
2402550
240300:33:27,839 --> 00:33:29,978
2404Basically, been killing it down here.
2405
2406551
240700:33:30,408 --> 00:33:33,878
2408That is just terrific. Right?
2409
2410552
241100:33:34,045 --> 00:33:36,958
2412I mean, that's terrific.
2413I think that calls for a toast.
2414
2415553
241600:33:37,115 --> 00:33:38,355
2417I like that.
2418
2419554
242000:33:38,516 --> 00:33:40,325
2421- To killing it.
2422- Killing it.
2423
2424555
242500:33:40,485 --> 00:33:42,590
2426Yeah, to killing it.
2427
2428556
242900:33:43,554 --> 00:33:44,692
2430Mm.
2431
2432557
243300:33:52,230 --> 00:33:53,675
2434You okay, Chow?
2435
2436558
243700:33:54,032 --> 00:33:55,943
2438I don't know. You tell me.
2439
2440559
244100:33:56,100 --> 00:33:57,943
2442<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLES)</font>
2443
2444560
244500:33:59,804 --> 00:34:02,250
2446So how many rooster birds do you have,
2447Chow?
2448
2449561
245000:34:05,410 --> 00:34:07,356
2451- Aah!
2452- Huh?
2453
2454562
245500:34:08,446 --> 00:34:11,120
2456- Shh. Act cool or I open his vein.
2457- Oh, my God.
2458
2459563
246000:34:11,516 --> 00:34:13,120
2461Why you wanna drug poor Chow?
2462
2463564
246400:34:13,284 --> 00:34:16,458
2465No, no. It's not what you think.
2466There's this guy Marshall.
2467
2468565
246900:34:16,621 --> 00:34:18,760
2470Marshall? How you know that fat fuck?
2471
2472566
247300:34:18,923 --> 00:34:22,803
2474He says you took his gold. He's got Doug.
2475He'll kill him unless we bring you back.
2476
2477567
247800:34:22,960 --> 00:34:26,237
2479It's true! I swear to God, it's true!
2480
2481568
248200:34:26,864 --> 00:34:29,071
2483Chow. Chow, that's the truth.
2484
2485569
248600:34:32,070 --> 00:34:34,846
2487Goddamn it!
2488
2489570
249000:34:35,640 --> 00:34:37,119
2491That motherfucker.
2492
2493571
249400:34:37,275 --> 00:34:39,084
2495Stu, you okay?
2496
2497572
249800:34:39,243 --> 00:34:40,722
2499- You all right?
2500- No.
2501
2502573
250300:34:41,279 --> 00:34:42,724
2504<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> We're sorry, Chow.
2505
2506574
250700:34:42,880 --> 00:34:44,655
2508We're sorry.
2509
2510575
251100:34:44,816 --> 00:34:47,797
2512- We didn't know what else to do.
2513- Next time, don't lie to Chow.
2514
2515576
251600:34:47,952 --> 00:34:51,399
2517You're right. You are so right,
2518and we made a huge mistake.
2519
2520577
252100:34:54,926 --> 00:34:56,564
2522So, what do we do now?
2523
2524578
252500:34:56,828 --> 00:34:58,068
2526<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> That depends.
2527
2528579
252900:34:59,530 --> 00:35:01,009
2530Can I trust you?
2531
2532580
253300:35:06,270 --> 00:35:08,341
2534What is this place, Chow?
2535
2536581
253700:35:08,506 --> 00:35:10,008
2538<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> My house.
2539
2540582
254100:35:10,875 --> 00:35:13,116
2542Chow used to be on top of the world.
2543
2544583
254500:35:13,277 --> 00:35:16,884
2546Had three beautiful homes
2547in three different countries.
2548
2549584
255000:35:17,515 --> 00:35:20,257
2551But this one, my Mexican villa...
2552
2553585
255400:35:20,985 --> 00:35:22,692
2555...this was my favorite.
2556
2557586
255800:35:23,554 --> 00:35:25,295
2559And everything got fucked.
2560
2561587
256200:35:25,990 --> 00:35:29,233
2563Chow go to prison, all my property seized.
2564
2565588
256600:35:29,393 --> 00:35:31,066
2567My homes...
2568
2569589
257000:35:31,229 --> 00:35:33,436
2571...sold at auction to highest bidders.
2572
2573590
257400:35:34,365 --> 00:35:37,209
2575But I know something no one else knows.
2576
2577591
257800:35:37,435 --> 00:35:40,041
2579This house is where I stashed the gold.
2580
2581592
258200:35:40,938 --> 00:35:42,918
2583- Marshall's gold?
2584- Yep.
2585
2586593
258700:35:43,241 --> 00:35:45,152
2588Hid it inside the basement wall.
2589
2590594
259100:35:46,944 --> 00:35:48,890
2592No one knows it's there.
2593
2594595
259500:35:49,380 --> 00:35:51,018
2596We're gonna go get it.
2597
2598596
259900:35:51,616 --> 00:35:54,222
2600Wait. You mean break in?
2601
2602597
260300:35:55,520 --> 00:35:58,126
2604Look, Marshall wants his gold.
2605
2606598
260700:35:58,289 --> 00:36:00,997
2608And he's gonna hunt me down
2609until he gets it.
2610
2611599
261200:36:01,159 --> 00:36:03,036
2613If we show up without it, he'll kill me.
2614
2615600
261600:36:03,194 --> 00:36:05,174
2617We're not breaking in anywhere.
2618
2619601
262000:36:05,329 --> 00:36:08,469
2621Not anywhere, Stu. My house.
2622
2623602
262400:36:08,633 --> 00:36:10,476
2625It's piece of cake.
2626
2627603
262800:36:10,635 --> 00:36:12,478
2629I know every square inch of this place.
2630
2631604
263200:36:13,905 --> 00:36:18,684
2633The best part, the guy we're stealing
2634it from doesn't even know it's there.
2635
2636605
263700:36:19,043 --> 00:36:21,080
2638So he'll never know it's gone.
2639
2640606
264100:36:25,750 --> 00:36:27,491
2642You guys know what's going on, right?
2643
2644607
264500:36:28,152 --> 00:36:29,324
2646What do you mean?
2647
2648608
264900:36:29,487 --> 00:36:33,060
2650Well, and please correct me if I'm wrong,
2651we're not breaking into this house.
2652
2653609
265400:36:33,958 --> 00:36:35,631
2655This house is too small.
2656
2657610
265800:36:35,793 --> 00:36:38,706
2659We're breaking into another house.
2660This is just a model, right?
2661
2662611
266300:36:38,863 --> 00:36:40,501
2664What? Alan, no!
2665
2666612
266700:36:41,299 --> 00:36:42,676
2668My chickens!
2669
2670613
267100:36:42,833 --> 00:36:44,113
2672<font color="#D900D9">(PHIL GRUNTING
2673AND STU SCREAMING)</font>
2674
2675614
267600:36:44,268 --> 00:36:45,542
2677Oh, shit!
2678
2679615
268000:36:45,703 --> 00:36:46,743
2681<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Chow, what the fuck?
2682
2683616
268400:36:46,904 --> 00:36:50,545
2685<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> Watch out for the claws!
2686They're trained to kill!
2687
2688617
268900:36:50,708 --> 00:36:52,915
2690His beak is so sharp!
2691
2692618
269300:36:53,077 --> 00:36:54,112
2694Ow! Ow!
2695
2696619
269700:36:54,278 --> 00:36:55,450
2698<font color="#D900D9">(GUNSHOT)</font>
2699
2700620
270100:36:55,613 --> 00:36:58,093
2702- Oh, fuck!
2703- Stay still, I'm trying to help.
2704
2705621
270600:36:58,249 --> 00:36:59,922
2707- Don't!
2708<font color="#808080">STU:</font> - Get it off!
2709
2710622
271100:37:02,453 --> 00:37:05,366
2712- Fucking bull's-eye!
2713- Are you out of your mind?
2714
2715623
271600:37:05,523 --> 00:37:07,799
2717Shoot it! Shoot it! Shoot it!
2718
2719624
272000:37:10,494 --> 00:37:11,939
2721<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Stu, the window!
2722
2723625
272400:37:14,799 --> 00:37:15,971
2725- Get it out!
2726- Okay, okay!
2727
2728626
272900:37:16,133 --> 00:37:17,544
2730Get it out!
2731
2732627
273300:37:21,372 --> 00:37:22,976
2734<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> Shh, shh, shh.
2735
2736628
273700:37:23,174 --> 00:37:26,712
2738Don't struggle. Let go.
2739
2740629
274100:37:30,248 --> 00:37:32,751
2742You won a lot of fights, Wallace.
2743
2744630
274500:37:33,851 --> 00:37:34,955
2746Not this time.
2747
2748631
274900:37:37,188 --> 00:37:40,795
2750<font color="#D900D9">(GRUNTING)</font>
2751
2752632
275300:37:44,495 --> 00:37:48,443
2754- What the fuck is wrong with those chickens?
2755- They're angry.
2756
2757633
275800:37:48,599 --> 00:37:50,476
2759All I feed them is cocaine.
2760
2761634
276200:37:51,435 --> 00:37:52,971
2763And chicken.
2764
2765635
276600:37:53,304 --> 00:37:55,181
2767<font color="#D900D9">(CHOW LAUGHS)</font>
2768
2769636
277000:37:58,876 --> 00:38:00,253
2771<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> That's some house, Chow.
2772
2773637
277400:38:00,411 --> 00:38:04,188
2775<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> It was my Shangri-La. Now it's gone.
2776
2777638
277800:38:05,082 --> 00:38:09,497
2779Could you not spit inside my minivan,
2780please? Jesus.
2781
2782639
278300:38:10,021 --> 00:38:11,193
2784Who lives there now?
2785
2786640
278700:38:11,355 --> 00:38:13,995
2788<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> Some dot-com millionaire.
2789He's never here.
2790
2791641
279200:38:14,158 --> 00:38:15,728
2793This is a vacation home.
2794
2795642
279600:38:15,893 --> 00:38:17,668
2797The help doesn't show up on Sundays.
2798
2799643
280000:38:18,162 --> 00:38:20,335
2801No one there but the guard dogs. Stu?
2802
2803644
280400:38:20,498 --> 00:38:24,310
2805We'll toss these burgers over the gate,
2806wait for the Demerol to kick in.
2807
2808645
280900:38:24,468 --> 00:38:26,914
2810Make sure you put in enough to kill them.
2811
2812646
281300:38:27,071 --> 00:38:29,108
2814We're not gonna kill the dogs, Chow.
2815
2816647
281700:38:29,273 --> 00:38:30,946
2818This will knock them out for hours.
2819
2820648
282100:38:31,108 --> 00:38:33,384
2822Oh, I'm sorry.
2823I didn't know you worked for PETA.
2824
2825649
282600:38:33,544 --> 00:38:35,649
2827- What a pussy.
2828- Ha-ha-ha.
2829
2830650
283100:38:39,650 --> 00:38:41,652
2832<font color="#D900D9">(BARKING)</font>
2833
2834651
283500:39:07,244 --> 00:39:08,780
2836Alan, take that.
2837
2838652
283900:39:10,047 --> 00:39:11,082
2840Aah!
2841
2842653
284300:39:11,248 --> 00:39:13,159
2844<font color="#D900D9">(GRUNTING)</font>
2845
2846654
284700:39:14,151 --> 00:39:15,755
2848- Where are you going?
2849- You'll see.
2850
2851655
285200:39:16,087 --> 00:39:17,498
2853Pardon me, little loser.
2854
2855656
285600:39:18,022 --> 00:39:21,094
2857Excuse me, fucking asshole.
2858
2859657
286000:39:22,426 --> 00:39:23,734
2861Follow me.
2862
2863658
286400:39:25,830 --> 00:39:29,039
2865<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> <i>Okay, here's the deal:
2866two security panels inside.</i>
2867
2868659
286900:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,874
2870<i>If you cut only one wire,
2871it triggers alarm.</i>
2872
2873660
287400:39:32,036 --> 00:39:34,073
2875<i>Place will be crawling with cops.</i>
2876
2877661
287800:39:34,238 --> 00:39:37,685
2879But if you cut wire on both panels
2880at same time, alarm disabled.
2881
2882662
288300:39:37,842 --> 00:39:40,914
2884Yeah, but how are we gonna get inside
2885without tripping the alarm?
2886
2887663
288800:39:41,078 --> 00:39:42,785
2889Check this out.
2890
2891664
289200:39:43,681 --> 00:39:45,058
2893<font color="#D900D9">(CHOW CHUCKLES)</font>
2894
2895665
289600:39:45,249 --> 00:39:47,388
2897- Any more stupid questions?
2898<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> - Whoa.
2899
2900666
290100:39:47,551 --> 00:39:49,121
2902Now, who's coming with me?
2903
2904667
290500:39:49,520 --> 00:39:50,624
2906I'll do it.
2907
2908668
290900:39:51,188 --> 00:39:52,223
2910You wanna tell him?
2911
2912669
291300:39:53,524 --> 00:39:54,559
2914Oh, um...
2915
2916670
291700:39:56,961 --> 00:39:58,804
2918Alan, you're just too fat.
2919
2920671
292100:39:59,497 --> 00:40:00,840
2922Roger that.
2923
2924672
292500:40:16,614 --> 00:40:18,184
2926Ow. Ahh.
2927
2928673
292900:40:18,349 --> 00:40:20,226
2930<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> You kicked me, you motherfucker.
2931
2932674
293300:40:23,788 --> 00:40:26,325
2934No, no, no. Don't get up.
2935Will trip motion detectors.
2936
2937675
293800:40:26,490 --> 00:40:27,696
2939Stay low like dog.
2940
2941676
294200:40:27,858 --> 00:40:29,804
2943Okay. Good idea.
2944
2945677
294600:40:30,361 --> 00:40:32,864
2947- Which way?
2948- In there. The kitchen.
2949
2950678
295100:40:35,266 --> 00:40:36,836
2952Aah! What the fuck is that?
2953
2954679
295500:40:37,001 --> 00:40:40,312
2956Ha, ha.
2957I'm saying hello. We're dogs, remember?
2958
2959680
296000:40:40,738 --> 00:40:41,773
2961<font color="#D900D9">(CHOW LAUGHS)</font>
2962
2963681
296400:40:48,212 --> 00:40:49,350
2965Hey, Stu?
2966
2967682
296800:40:49,513 --> 00:40:50,924
2969Check it out.
2970
2971683
297200:40:52,516 --> 00:40:54,996
2973Oh, my God! So gross!
2974
2975684
297600:40:55,152 --> 00:40:56,529
2977<font color="#D900D9">(RETCHES)</font>
2978
2979685
298000:40:56,687 --> 00:40:58,291
2981<font color="#D900D9">(LAUGHING)</font>
2982
2983686
298400:40:58,456 --> 00:41:00,959
2985God! Chow, cut it out!
2986
2987687
298800:41:14,338 --> 00:41:16,318
2989Okay, I'm here.
2990
2991688
299200:41:16,474 --> 00:41:17,953
2993Now what?
2994
2995689
299600:41:18,108 --> 00:41:20,384
2997Pull the cover off so
2998you can see the wires.
2999
3000690
300100:41:20,544 --> 00:41:21,579
3002Okay.
3003
3004691
300500:41:24,648 --> 00:41:27,219
3006Okay. Done!
3007
3008692
300900:41:27,384 --> 00:41:30,263
3010<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> Okay, on three, cut the gray wire.
3011
3012693
301300:41:30,421 --> 00:41:32,401
3014One, two...
3015
3016694
301700:41:32,556 --> 00:41:33,694
3018<font color="#808080">STU:</font> Wait. Wait, wait, wait!
3019
3020695
302100:41:33,858 --> 00:41:36,464
3022I don't have a gray wire.
3023I have red, green and yellow.
3024
3025696
302600:41:36,627 --> 00:41:40,507
3027That's weird. I have light gray,
3028medium gray, dark gray.
3029
3030697
303100:41:41,165 --> 00:41:42,337
3032You do?
3033
3034698
303500:41:42,733 --> 00:41:44,007
3036Motherfucker.
3037
3038699
303900:41:44,368 --> 00:41:46,644
3040My bad. I'm colorblind.
3041
3042700
304300:41:46,804 --> 00:41:47,839
3044You're what?
3045
3046701
304700:41:48,005 --> 00:41:50,144
3048<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> Fuck it, just cut the middle one.
3049
3050702
305100:41:50,674 --> 00:41:53,621
3052No, my middle one could be different.
3053The wires are all twisted.
3054
3055703
305600:41:53,777 --> 00:41:56,690
3057<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> - On three. One, two...
3058- Chow, stop!
3059
3060704
306100:41:57,448 --> 00:41:58,552
3062God.
3063
3064705
306500:41:59,116 --> 00:42:01,153
3066Hold on, I'm coming to you.
3067
3068706
306900:42:02,453 --> 00:42:04,126
3070What the fuck's taking them so long?
3071
3072707
307300:42:04,288 --> 00:42:06,894
3074Where'd you get that
3075shirt, the Diesel store?
3076
3077708
307800:42:08,959 --> 00:42:10,199
3079Phil.
3080
3081709
308200:42:10,361 --> 00:42:11,840
3083What?
3084
3085710
308600:42:12,496 --> 00:42:14,999
3087It's a cute top. Where
3088did you get that shirt?
3089
3090711
309100:42:19,169 --> 00:42:20,409
3092<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> What's the problem?
3093
3094712
309500:42:22,540 --> 00:42:25,282
3096Just point to the wire you want me to cut.
3097
3098713
309900:42:25,442 --> 00:42:27,683
3100- This gray one right here.
3101- Great.
3102
3103714
310400:42:27,845 --> 00:42:29,791
3105For your information, that's green.
3106
3107715
310800:42:30,114 --> 00:42:31,616
3109Ooh, tsk, tsk, tsk.
3110
3111716
311200:42:31,782 --> 00:42:32,852
3113Which one's red?
3114
3115717
311600:42:33,017 --> 00:42:35,122
3117The one in your left hand.
3118
3119718
312000:42:35,286 --> 00:42:40,099
3121- Wait, which hand is that? I'm also dyslexic.
3122- What the fuck?
3123
3124719
312500:42:41,225 --> 00:42:44,365
3126- Where'd you get it?
3127- I don't know. I'll find out, I'll get you one.
3128
3129720
313000:42:44,528 --> 00:42:48,806
3131There's a cool Diesel store in the mall that I
3132like to go to. Right next to the food court.
3133
3134721
313500:42:48,966 --> 00:42:50,946
3136I don't know if it's Diesel.
3137
3138722
313900:42:51,468 --> 00:42:53,277
3140Looks like a Diesel.
3141
3142723
314300:42:55,773 --> 00:42:57,047
3144What's the matter with you?
3145
3146724
314700:42:57,207 --> 00:42:59,881
3148Okay, you're still holding
3149the one I left you with, right?
3150
3151725
315200:43:00,044 --> 00:43:01,318
3153<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> Pretty much. Heh, heh.
3154
3155726
315600:43:01,478 --> 00:43:03,082
3157<font color="#808080">STU:</font> Oh, fuck.
3158
3159727
316000:43:03,247 --> 00:43:05,158
3161All right. On three!
3162
3163728
316400:43:06,317 --> 00:43:07,455
3165One...
3166
3167729
316800:43:08,252 --> 00:43:09,356
3169...two...
3170
3171730
317200:43:10,254 --> 00:43:11,392
3173...three.
3174
3175731
317600:43:14,992 --> 00:43:16,835
3177<font color="#D900D9">(SIGHS)</font>
3178
3179732
318000:43:17,328 --> 00:43:19,467
3181<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> Holy shit, it worked.
3182
3183733
318400:43:23,667 --> 00:43:24,771
3185All good?
3186
3187734
318800:43:25,603 --> 00:43:27,378
3189- Easy peasy.
3190<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> - All right.
3191
3192735
319300:43:27,538 --> 00:43:28,710
3194You have no idea.
3195
3196736
319700:43:28,872 --> 00:43:29,976
3198Come on.
3199
3200737
320100:43:31,275 --> 00:43:32,948
3202Whoops.
3203
3204738
320500:43:33,711 --> 00:43:35,657
3206- Jesus, be careful, Chow.
3207- Ha, ha.
3208
3209739
321000:43:35,813 --> 00:43:37,520
3211Fuck this guy.
3212
3213740
321400:43:37,681 --> 00:43:40,753
3215Living in my house. Living my life.
3216
3217741
321800:43:40,918 --> 00:43:42,591
3219Can we just stick to the plan?
3220
3221742
322200:43:42,753 --> 00:43:43,788
3223Fine.
3224
3225743
322600:43:44,922 --> 00:43:47,061
3227Ha, ha. Ruined.
3228
3229744
323000:43:48,692 --> 00:43:50,433
3231He is completely out of control.
3232
3233745
323400:43:50,594 --> 00:43:52,505
3235Let's just get this done.
3236
3237746
323800:43:57,034 --> 00:43:59,605
3239This way. Come on, come on.
3240
3241747
324200:44:07,277 --> 00:44:09,052
3243It's buried behind this wall.
3244
3245748
324600:44:09,513 --> 00:44:12,119
3247- Alan.
3248- Here you go, boss.
3249
3250749
325100:44:17,354 --> 00:44:18,560
3252Aah!
3253
3254750
325500:44:19,256 --> 00:44:20,291
3256Fuck!
3257
3258751
325900:44:20,457 --> 00:44:22,596
3260- You okay?
3261<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> - Yeah, I'm okay.
3262
3263752
326400:44:22,760 --> 00:44:24,433
3265Just warming up.
3266
3267753
326800:44:24,595 --> 00:44:27,405
3269It's so heavy. Do we have a lighter one?
3270
3271754
327200:44:27,564 --> 00:44:31,535
3273- Why don't you just let me do it, Chow?
3274- Okay. Either way, you or me. Same thing.
3275
3276755
327700:44:43,247 --> 00:44:45,693
3278You might wanna take your shirt off.
3279Makes it easier.
3280
3281756
328200:44:45,849 --> 00:44:48,853
3283- What?
3284- I've heard that too.
3285
3286757
328700:45:15,846 --> 00:45:20,556
3288<font color="#D900D9">(PANTING)</font>
3289
3290758
329100:45:25,155 --> 00:45:29,228
3292See that? Chow come back for you.
3293
3294759
329500:45:47,144 --> 00:45:48,316
3296<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> That's the last of it.
3297
3298760
329900:45:48,979 --> 00:45:50,481
3300You sure?
3301
3302761
330300:45:51,749 --> 00:45:53,956
3304- Yeah.
3305- You triple sure?
3306
3307762
330800:45:54,985 --> 00:45:58,660
3309- Yes!
3310- Good! Heh-heh-heh.
3311
3312763
331300:46:00,190 --> 00:46:01,396
3314Chow?
3315
3316764
331700:46:07,698 --> 00:46:08,938
3318Chow?
3319
3320765
332100:46:09,666 --> 00:46:10,736
3322Chow!
3323
3324766
332500:46:12,169 --> 00:46:13,580
3326Chow!
3327
3328767
332900:46:15,139 --> 00:46:16,413
3330Chow!
3331
3332768
333300:46:16,573 --> 00:46:18,018
3334Chow!
3335
3336769
333700:46:27,351 --> 00:46:30,161
3338Chow, open this fucking door right now!
3339
3340770
334100:46:45,235 --> 00:46:46,805
3342<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Chow!
3343
3344771
334500:46:47,404 --> 00:46:50,977
3346<font color="#D900D9">(ALARM BLARING)</font>
3347
3348772
334900:47:06,957 --> 00:47:08,561
3350<font color="#808080">OFFICER:</font> Stuart Price.
3351
3352773
335300:47:08,992 --> 00:47:11,495
3354No felonies. One arrest:
3355
3356774
335700:47:11,662 --> 00:47:12,697
3358Las Vegas, Nevada.
3359
3360775
336100:47:15,065 --> 00:47:16,169
3362Phil Wenneck.
3363
3364776
336500:47:16,333 --> 00:47:18,244
3366No felonies. One arrest:
3367
3368777
336900:47:18,569 --> 00:47:20,879
3370Also Las Vegas, Nevada.
3371
3372778
337300:47:24,608 --> 00:47:26,315
3374Alan Garner.
3375
3376779
337700:47:31,415 --> 00:47:32,985
3378Is this record accurate?
3379
3380780
338100:47:38,455 --> 00:47:39,900
3382Uh-huh.
3383
3384781
338500:47:40,958 --> 00:47:42,699
3386I did that. Mm-hm.
3387
3388782
338900:47:42,860 --> 00:47:44,339
3390Yeah.
3391
3392783
339300:47:45,295 --> 00:47:48,674
3394Masturbating on a city bus.
3395Yep, that was me.
3396
3397784
339800:47:48,832 --> 00:47:50,709
3399Look, we've been here for 5 hours.
3400
3401785
340200:47:50,868 --> 00:47:52,779
3403We already told your guys everything.
3404
3405786
340600:47:52,936 --> 00:47:54,006
3407No.
3408
3409787
341000:47:54,171 --> 00:47:56,742
3411You told them a story
3412about a little Chinese man.
3413
3414788
341500:47:56,907 --> 00:47:59,513
3416Leslie Chow. He's an international
3417criminal. Look it up.
3418
3419789
342000:47:59,676 --> 00:48:02,555
3421A little Chinese man that no one in town
3422has seen or heard of.
3423
3424790
342500:48:02,713 --> 00:48:05,193
3426The hotel where you say he's staying?
3427No one there.
3428
3429791
343000:48:05,349 --> 00:48:07,386
3431Probably because he left town.
3432
3433792
343400:48:08,051 --> 00:48:09,496
3435That's one theory.
3436
3437793
343800:48:09,653 --> 00:48:11,394
3439Another theory is that you're lying.
3440
3441794
344200:48:11,755 --> 00:48:14,258
3443<font color="#D900D9">(ALAN LAUGHING)</font>
3444
3445795
344600:48:14,458 --> 00:48:17,803
3447"Lewd behavior, Cracker Barrel,
3448Christmas Eve."
3449
3450796
345100:48:21,632 --> 00:48:25,239
3452<font color="#D900D9">(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)</font>
3453
3454797
345500:48:26,103 --> 00:48:27,241
3456Excuse me.
3457
3458798
345900:48:33,277 --> 00:48:35,154
3460We're fucking dead.
3461
3462799
346300:48:36,046 --> 00:48:38,856
3464Why would Mr. Chow do this?
3465
3466800
346700:48:39,683 --> 00:48:42,823
3468Because he's a greedy piece of shit
3469who used us.
3470
3471801
347200:48:43,787 --> 00:48:45,960
3473- Yeah, but he's our friend.
3474- Oh.
3475
3476802
347700:48:46,123 --> 00:48:47,625
3478Grow up, Alan.
3479
3480803
348100:48:51,261 --> 00:48:52,433
3482You're free to leave.
3483
3484804
348500:48:52,596 --> 00:48:54,872
3486All the charges have been dropped.
3487
3488805
348900:48:55,532 --> 00:48:56,670
3490By who?
3491
3492806
349300:48:56,833 --> 00:48:58,312
3494<font color="#808080">OFFICER:</font> It's your lucky day.
3495
3496807
349700:48:58,468 --> 00:49:00,505
3498There's a car waiting for you out front.
3499
3500808
350100:49:01,438 --> 00:49:03,440
3502Come on, let's go.
3503
3504809
350500:49:07,444 --> 00:49:09,219
3506<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Oh, Jesus.
3507
3508810
350900:49:11,882 --> 00:49:13,020
3510What?
3511
3512811
351300:49:16,420 --> 00:49:17,831
3514I'm sorry.
3515
3516812
351700:49:19,222 --> 00:49:20,257
3518What is this?
3519
3520813
352100:49:21,325 --> 00:49:22,633
3522Get in the car.
3523
3524814
352500:49:32,936 --> 00:49:34,347
3526<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Excuse me, sir?
3527
3528815
352900:49:34,771 --> 00:49:35,806
3530Where we headed?
3531
3532816
353300:49:38,976 --> 00:49:40,319
3534<font color="#D900D9">(DOORS LOCK)</font>
3535
3536817
353700:50:04,134 --> 00:50:05,670
3538Welcome back.
3539
3540818
354100:50:15,979 --> 00:50:18,960
3542- What the fuck?
3543- Let's go, guys.
3544
3545819
354600:50:24,054 --> 00:50:25,863
3547Out to the back.
3548
3549820
355000:50:37,100 --> 00:50:39,273
3551- Doug?
3552- Guys. Careful.
3553
3554821
355500:50:39,436 --> 00:50:41,074
3556Get your ass back over here.
3557
3558822
355900:50:41,238 --> 00:50:43,184
3560Leslie Chow never lived here.
3561
3562823
356300:50:44,941 --> 00:50:47,478
3564You didn't break into his old house.
3565
3566824
356700:50:47,978 --> 00:50:49,616
3568You broke into my house.
3569
3570825
357100:50:50,947 --> 00:50:52,017
3572I don't understand.
3573
3574826
357500:50:52,482 --> 00:50:56,020
3576You didn't get back the gold
3577he stole from me.
3578
3579827
358000:50:57,621 --> 00:50:59,897
3581You got the other half that he didn't.
3582
3583828
358400:51:00,057 --> 00:51:01,832
3585Oh. my God!
3586
3587829
358800:51:01,992 --> 00:51:04,370
3589What, you mean the half he never had?
3590
3591830
359200:51:04,528 --> 00:51:07,475
3593He's a world-class rat,
3594and you three were his accomplices.
3595
3596831
359700:51:07,631 --> 00:51:08,701
3598- No!
3599- We had no idea.
3600
3601832
360200:51:08,865 --> 00:51:11,471
3603We were trying to help you.
3604We thought you'd be happy!
3605
3606833
360700:51:11,635 --> 00:51:13,581
3608Thank you so much.
3609
3610834
361100:51:13,737 --> 00:51:16,274
3612Thank you for ripping me off.
3613
3614835
361500:51:16,440 --> 00:51:18,317
3616Thank you for desecrating my home!
3617
3618836
361900:51:18,475 --> 00:51:21,319
3620And thank you for killing my fucking dogs!
3621
3622837
362300:51:21,478 --> 00:51:23,890
3624We didn't kill your dogs.
3625They're just tranquilized.
3626
3627838
362800:51:24,214 --> 00:51:27,024
3629Oh, right.
3630
3631839
363200:51:27,584 --> 00:51:28,756
3633You don't know.
3634
3635840
363600:51:28,919 --> 00:51:31,900
3637- Chow snapped their necks on his way out.
3638- What?
3639
3640841
364100:51:32,055 --> 00:51:34,763
3642And somebody's gotta pay.
3643
3644842
364500:51:34,958 --> 00:51:37,268
3646- He's right.
3647- No, no, no! Aah!
3648
3649843
365000:51:37,427 --> 00:51:39,065
3651<font color="#D900D9">(ALL SCREAMING)</font>
3652
3653844
365400:51:40,597 --> 00:51:45,103
3655<font color="#D900D9">(ALAN WAILING)</font>
3656
3657845
365800:51:45,569 --> 00:51:47,742
3659My head of security.
3660
3661846
366200:51:47,904 --> 00:51:52,011
3663Couldn't stop three fuckups and a Chinaman
3664with a pair of wire cutters.
3665
3666847
366700:51:52,609 --> 00:51:53,644
3668Unreal.
3669
3670848
367100:51:58,115 --> 00:51:59,685
3672Aw. Man.
3673
3674849
367500:52:00,350 --> 00:52:02,489
3676That's okay. I know it's scary.
3677
3678850
367900:52:02,652 --> 00:52:06,156
3680Hector. Run upstairs and grab a pair
3681of sweatpants for Alan here.
3682
3683851
368400:52:06,790 --> 00:52:08,133
3685I'm a 44 slim.
3686
3687852
368800:52:08,725 --> 00:52:10,864
3689Can you bring me a few options?
3690
3691853
369200:52:11,895 --> 00:52:14,876
3693You found Chow once. Find him again.
3694
3695854
369600:52:15,031 --> 00:52:16,305
3697And my gold.
3698
3699855
370000:52:17,367 --> 00:52:18,471
3701Wait.
3702
3703856
370400:52:18,635 --> 00:52:21,844
3705We don't even have a car.
3706Chow stole my minivan.
3707
3708857
370900:52:22,005 --> 00:52:24,645
3710Take the limo. Hector has the keys.
3711
3712858
371300:52:24,808 --> 00:52:26,549
3714And get going.
3715
3716859
371700:52:27,244 --> 00:52:29,281
3718I'm killing Dougs today.
3719
3720860
372100:52:36,186 --> 00:52:38,530
3722- I never saw anyone get killed before.
3723- Right?
3724
3725861
372600:52:38,688 --> 00:52:40,725
3727My God, that was so intense.
3728
3729862
373000:52:40,891 --> 00:52:43,770
3731I mean, he just fell and then he's dead.
3732
3733863
373400:52:43,927 --> 00:52:45,099
3735I feel sick.
3736
3737864
373800:52:45,262 --> 00:52:46,536
3739Me too.
3740
3741865
374200:52:46,763 --> 00:52:49,437
3743Well, maybe we should get some food, guys.
3744
3745866
374600:52:52,736 --> 00:52:55,478
3747What are we gonna do?
3748We have no idea where Chow is.
3749
3750867
375100:52:55,639 --> 00:52:57,312
3752I don't know.
3753
3754868
375500:52:57,474 --> 00:52:59,852
3756He took your minivan.
3757We could report it stolen...
3758
3759869
376000:53:00,010 --> 00:53:01,853
3761...and then they could track him down?
3762
3763870
376400:53:02,445 --> 00:53:03,981
3765It's worth a shot.
3766
3767871
376800:53:05,982 --> 00:53:07,620
3769Oh, fuck!
3770
3771872
377200:53:07,784 --> 00:53:09,320
3773I left my phone in the minivan.
3774
3775873
377600:53:09,853 --> 00:53:12,925
3777Well, if you lost your phone, Phil,
3778I have that <i>Find My Phone</i> app.
3779
3780874
378100:53:13,089 --> 00:53:15,091
3782We have bigger problems than that, Alan.
3783
3784875
378500:53:15,258 --> 00:53:17,795
3786No, wait, wait, wait.
3787If your phone's in the minivan...
3788
3789876
379000:53:17,961 --> 00:53:20,601
3791...and Chow has the minivan,
3792then your phone's with Chow!
3793
3794877
379500:53:20,764 --> 00:53:23,540
3796You heard him.
3797We have bigger problems than that, Stu.
3798
3799878
380000:53:23,700 --> 00:53:25,680
3801Alan, give me your phone. Quick.
3802
3803879
380400:53:25,869 --> 00:53:27,746
3805- That's brilliant.
3806- Yes.
3807
3808880
380900:53:28,038 --> 00:53:29,984
3810- Wait, what's your password?
3811- "Hey Phil."
3812
3813881
381400:53:30,140 --> 00:53:31,380
3815- Yeah?
3816- No, that's it.
3817
3818882
381900:53:31,541 --> 00:53:32,781
3820- What?
3821- That's my password.
3822
3823883
382400:53:32,943 --> 00:53:34,115
3825"Hey Phil."
3826
3827884
382800:53:36,646 --> 00:53:37,886
3829It is it.
3830
3831885
383200:53:39,282 --> 00:53:40,590
3833Phil gets it.
3834
3835886
383600:53:40,750 --> 00:53:43,424
3837Nothing worse than losing your phone.
3838
3839887
384000:53:44,154 --> 00:53:47,328
3841You just saw a man get murdered.
3842Your brother-in-law is kidnapped.
3843
3844888
384500:53:47,490 --> 00:53:48,969
3846You sure there's nothing worse?
3847
3848889
384900:53:49,326 --> 00:53:50,930
3850You don't get it, Stu.
3851
3852890
385300:53:51,094 --> 00:53:54,803
3854You just don't get it, do you?
3855
3856891
385700:53:54,965 --> 00:53:57,741
3858I have over 60 apps on that phone.
3859
3860892
386100:53:57,901 --> 00:53:59,676
3862What if I lost my phone?
3863
3864893
386500:53:59,836 --> 00:54:03,374
3866Do you have any idea how much time
3867and man-hours it would take...
3868
3869894
387000:54:03,540 --> 00:54:05,247
3871...to re-download those apps?
3872
3873895
387400:54:06,509 --> 00:54:09,513
3875You are right.
3876I had not thought of that. Thank you.
3877
3878896
387900:54:09,679 --> 00:54:11,818
3880Oh, God, it's not always about you, Stu!
3881
3882897
388300:54:12,182 --> 00:54:13,889
3884It's locating.
3885
3886898
388700:54:16,453 --> 00:54:18,831
3888- Oh, God, of course.
3889- What?
3890
3891899
389200:54:19,322 --> 00:54:20,630
3893Where is he?
3894
3895900
389600:54:22,792 --> 00:54:24,328
3897He's in fucking Vegas.
3898
3899901
390000:54:24,494 --> 00:54:26,974
3901- Shotgun.
3902- Oh.
3903
3904902
390500:54:29,499 --> 00:54:31,479
3906Oh, no.
3907
3908903
390900:54:32,068 --> 00:54:33,672
3910Hey, Stu?
3911
3912904
391300:54:36,840 --> 00:54:39,719
3914I don't enjoy talking to you that way.
3915
3916905
391700:54:39,876 --> 00:54:43,289
3918I don't know why you insist
3919on making me blow my top.
3920
3921906
392200:54:43,647 --> 00:54:46,127
3923We've been on a lot of
3924adventures together...
3925
3926907
392700:54:46,283 --> 00:54:48,661
3928...but it seems like you haven't
3929learned anything.
3930
3931908
393200:54:48,818 --> 00:54:50,195
3933Anything!
3934
3935909
393600:54:51,488 --> 00:54:52,626
3937You think on it.
3938
3939910
394000:54:53,690 --> 00:54:55,431
3941I'll be in the limo.
3942
3943911
394400:54:57,394 --> 00:54:58,998
3945He's okay.
3946
3947912
394800:55:37,934 --> 00:55:42,007
3949Someone needs to burn this place
3950to the ground.
3951
3952913
395300:55:43,940 --> 00:55:46,944
3954I told myself I would never come back.
3955
3956914
395700:55:48,078 --> 00:55:49,785
3958Well, don't worry.
3959
3960915
396100:55:49,946 --> 00:55:51,983
3962It all ends tonight.
3963
3964916
396500:55:59,622 --> 00:56:02,603
3966It says 200 yards up on the right.
3967
3968917
396900:56:04,094 --> 00:56:06,199
3970And there it is.
3971
3972918
397300:56:06,363 --> 00:56:07,740
3974Amazing.
3975
3976919
397700:56:18,975 --> 00:56:20,784
3978Looks like he ditched it.
3979
3980920
398100:56:23,747 --> 00:56:25,488
3982- It's open.
3983- No shit.
3984
3985921
398600:56:25,648 --> 00:56:27,252
3987Well, look around.
3988
3989922
399000:56:27,417 --> 00:56:29,658
3991Let's see if he left anything in here.
3992
3993923
399400:56:32,255 --> 00:56:35,065
3995- I found the Demerol.
3996- Good. Keep it, we're gonna need it.
3997
3998924
399900:56:35,225 --> 00:56:38,638
4000I got my phone. No fucking keys, though.
4001
4002925
400300:56:38,795 --> 00:56:41,935
4004- Alan, anything?
4005- No, not even the gold.
4006
4007926
400800:56:43,800 --> 00:56:47,441
4009- Why the fuck would Chow come down here?
4010- I know, right?
4011
4012927
401300:56:48,071 --> 00:56:49,141
4014Why here?
4015
4016928
401700:56:51,107 --> 00:56:53,883
4018ANNOUNCER <font color="#D900D9">(ON TV)</font>: <i>You can't match
4019the pure strength and power...</i>
4020
4021929
402200:56:54,043 --> 00:56:55,579
4023<i>...of John Cena!</i>
4024
4025930
402600:56:56,146 --> 00:56:58,148
4027<i>- Cena puts Punk down!</i>
4028<font color="#808080">CASSIE:</font> - Oh! Ha, ha.
4029
4030931
403100:56:58,314 --> 00:56:59,725
4032Nice!
4033
4034932
403500:57:02,619 --> 00:57:04,895
4036Excuse me.
4037Have you happened to see the driver...
4038
4039933
404000:57:05,054 --> 00:57:07,591
4041...of that minivan that's out front?
4042Short Asian guy?
4043
4044934
404500:57:07,757 --> 00:57:09,065
4046Yeah, they're all short.
4047
4048935
404900:57:09,225 --> 00:57:11,831
4050Ha, ha. That's so true.
4051
4052936
405300:57:11,995 --> 00:57:15,943
4054Right, but he may have been trying
4055to pawn some gold.
4056
4057937
405800:57:16,299 --> 00:57:18,142
4059That would be my business, wouldn't it?
4060
4061938
406200:57:19,669 --> 00:57:21,376
4063<font color="#808080">ALAN:</font> I like your T-shirt.
4064
4065939
406600:57:24,741 --> 00:57:26,914
4067I saw that show at the Forum.
4068
4069940
407000:57:27,644 --> 00:57:29,487
4071He played "Captain Jack."
4072
4073941
407400:57:30,413 --> 00:57:32,256
4075Yeah, I heard that was legendary.
4076
4077942
407800:57:32,415 --> 00:57:33,860
4079Woman...
4080
4081943
408200:57:34,017 --> 00:57:35,690
4083...you have no idea.
4084
4085944
408600:57:35,852 --> 00:57:37,388
4087Try me.
4088
4089945
409000:57:40,723 --> 00:57:44,364
4091Cassie, I'm hungry.
4092I thought you ordered Chinese.
4093
4094946
409500:57:44,928 --> 00:57:46,373
4096Mom, I'm with a customer!
4097
4098947
409900:57:46,529 --> 00:57:49,339
4100- You'll eat when I say it's time to eat!
4101- But the doctor...
4102
4103948
410400:57:49,499 --> 00:57:52,378
4105If you don't reverse that right now,
4106there's gonna be hell to pay.
4107
4108949
410900:57:52,535 --> 00:57:53,809
4110<font color="#D900D9">(LAUGHS)</font>
4111
4112950
411300:57:56,072 --> 00:57:58,018
4114<font color="#D900D9">(ALAN CONTINUES LAUGHING)</font>
4115
4116951
411700:57:58,174 --> 00:57:59,380
4118She's rude.
4119
4120952
412100:57:59,542 --> 00:58:00,885
4122Thank you.
4123
4124953
412500:58:01,044 --> 00:58:03,251
4126Yeah, you hear that, Ma? Nobody likes you!
4127
4128954
412900:58:03,413 --> 00:58:04,687
4130Yeah, keep your mouth shut!
4131
4132955
413300:58:04,848 --> 00:58:06,384
4134Whoa.
4135
4136956
413700:58:08,384 --> 00:58:09,829
4138You're smart.
4139
4140957
414100:58:18,194 --> 00:58:20,572
4142A Chinese guy came in here earlier.
4143
4144958
414500:58:20,730 --> 00:58:22,403
4146It was pretty weird.
4147
4148959
414900:58:22,565 --> 00:58:24,408
4150He pawned a gold brick.
4151
4152960
415300:58:24,567 --> 00:58:27,070
4154The thing's worth 400 grand,
4155he took 18,000.
4156
4157961
415800:58:27,237 --> 00:58:31,447
4159- Did he say where he was going?
4160- I'm sorry, was I talking to you?
4161
4162962
416300:58:37,413 --> 00:58:38,949
4164He said he wanted three things:
4165
4166963
416700:58:39,115 --> 00:58:42,119
4168He wanted some girls,
4169some guys and some bath salts.
4170
4171964
417200:58:42,285 --> 00:58:46,028
4173I gave him a card for an escort service
4174and he took off.
4175
4176965
417700:58:48,725 --> 00:58:52,730
4178Pretty high-end,
4179so good luck getting anything out of them.
4180
4181966
418200:58:53,096 --> 00:58:54,769
4183Thank you.
4184
4185967
418600:59:32,068 --> 00:59:33,604
4187<font color="#D900D9">(RETCHES)</font>
4188
4189968
419000:59:49,452 --> 00:59:50,988
4191We gotta go. We should go.
4192
4193969
419400:59:51,154 --> 00:59:52,861
4195- Yeah.
4196- Yeah.
4197
4198970
419901:00:22,185 --> 01:00:24,187
4200I'll get it, I'll get it. I'll get it.
4201
4202971
420301:00:40,703 --> 01:00:41,738
4204Anything?
4205
4206972
420701:00:41,904 --> 01:00:43,383
4208No, I'm still on hold.
4209
4210973
421101:00:46,109 --> 01:00:48,385
4212Oh, look how happy this fucking guy is.
4213
4214974
421501:00:48,544 --> 01:00:52,253
4216Have you ever witnessed a moment
4217with that much heat?
4218
4219975
422001:00:52,415 --> 01:00:54,486
4221I mean, white-hot heat, bro!
4222
4223976
422401:00:55,218 --> 01:00:56,458
4225No, it was pretty intense.
4226
4227977
422801:00:56,619 --> 01:00:57,723
4229Yeah!
4230
4231978
423201:00:58,621 --> 01:01:00,259
4233<font color="#808080">STU:</font> Yeah, it's actually an emergency.
4234
4235979
423601:01:00,423 --> 01:01:02,869
4237He has a thick Asian accent.
4238
4239980
424001:01:03,893 --> 01:01:05,395
4241I totally get it...
4242
4243981
424401:01:05,561 --> 01:01:08,440
4245...but this is a highly
4246unusual circumstance and...
4247
4248982
424901:01:09,699 --> 01:01:11,610
4250Okay. All right.
4251
4252983
425301:01:12,535 --> 01:01:13,605
4254It's an escort service.
4255
4256984
425701:01:13,770 --> 01:01:15,545
4258They're not gonna tell us shit.
4259
4260985
426101:01:20,843 --> 01:01:22,447
4262Maybe an escort would.
4263
4264986
426501:01:26,182 --> 01:01:29,391
4266- You still have her number?
4267- Yeah, but...
4268
4269987
427001:01:29,552 --> 01:01:31,225
4271...it'd be pretty awkward.
4272
4273988
427401:01:32,055 --> 01:01:33,864
4275It's all we got.
4276
4277989
427801:01:34,023 --> 01:01:37,368
4279She smiled at me again,
4280from inside the shop.
4281
4282990
428301:01:38,928 --> 01:01:42,205
4284Ha, ha. This is the best day of my life.
4285
4286991
428701:01:42,832 --> 01:01:43,867
4288<font color="#D900D9">(DOORBELL RINGS)</font>
4289
4290992
429101:01:44,033 --> 01:01:45,341
4292<font color="#808080">ALL:</font> Hey!
4293
4294993
429501:01:45,501 --> 01:01:47,344
4296Oh, my God, you guys.
4297
4298994
429901:01:47,503 --> 01:01:49,744
4300It's been so long.
4301
4302995
430301:01:49,939 --> 01:01:51,612
4304- Come in, come in.
4305- Thank you.
4306
4307996
430801:01:51,774 --> 01:01:54,550
4309- You look great.
4310- So do you! You're pregnant.
4311
4312997
431301:01:54,911 --> 01:01:56,015
4314I feel so fat.
4315
4316998
431701:01:56,179 --> 01:01:57,214
4318Oh, please.
4319
4320999
432101:01:57,380 --> 01:02:00,020
4322Do you guys mind taking your shoes off?
4323I'm a germ freak.
4324
43251000
432601:02:00,183 --> 01:02:01,526
4327- Yeah, sure.
4328- Of course.
4329
43301001
433101:02:06,089 --> 01:02:07,124
4332Alan.
4333
43341002
433501:02:07,290 --> 01:02:09,327
4336Alan, what are you doing?
4337
43381003
433901:02:10,259 --> 01:02:11,431
4340<font color="#808080">ALAN:</font> Sorry.
4341
43421004
434301:02:12,261 --> 01:02:14,537
4344- Wow, you have a great house.
4345<font color="#808080">JADE:</font> - Thank you.
4346
43471005
434801:02:14,697 --> 01:02:16,973
4349I got married a year ago to a surgeon.
4350
43511006
435201:02:17,133 --> 01:02:19,704
4353- Another doctor, can you believe it?
4354- Another doctor.
4355
43561007
435701:02:19,902 --> 01:02:21,882
4358His name's Jeff. You guys would love him.
4359
43601008
436101:02:22,505 --> 01:02:24,280
4362Tyler, say hi to Mommy's friends.
4363
43641009
436501:02:24,741 --> 01:02:25,776
4366Hi.
4367
43681010
436901:02:25,942 --> 01:02:27,114
4370- Hey.
4371- Hey.
4372
43731011
437401:02:27,810 --> 01:02:30,017
4375Wait, is that the baby?
4376
43771012
437801:02:30,179 --> 01:02:31,522
4379<font color="#808080">JADE:</font> Yeah, time flies, huh?
4380
43811013
438201:02:31,714 --> 01:02:32,784
4383<font color="#808080">STU:</font> Wow.
4384
43851014
438601:02:32,949 --> 01:02:36,294
4387Jade is there a place we could talk
4388that's a little bit more private?
4389
43901015
439101:02:36,452 --> 01:02:38,557
4392Let's go in the kitchen.
4393You guys want coffee?
4394
43951016
439601:02:38,721 --> 01:02:39,859
4397Perfect.
4398
43991017
440001:02:43,292 --> 01:02:44,999
4401Hey. you coming?
4402
44031018
440401:02:45,161 --> 01:02:47,471
4405Is it okay if I go say
4406hello to the little guy?
4407
44081019
440901:02:47,630 --> 01:02:49,234
4410Of course.
4411
44121020
441301:03:10,286 --> 01:03:11,321
4414Nice stuff.
4415
44161021
441701:03:11,888 --> 01:03:14,300
4418Thanks. Jeff bought it for me.
4419
44201022
442101:03:15,258 --> 01:03:17,465
4422Jeff. Who's that, your fake dad?
4423
44241023
442501:03:23,466 --> 01:03:24,809
4426Your name was Carlos once.
4427
44281024
442901:03:24,967 --> 01:03:26,503
4430Did you know that?
4431
44321025
443301:03:26,669 --> 01:03:27,841
4434No.
4435
44361026
443701:03:28,004 --> 01:03:29,483
4438Well, it was.
4439
44401027
444101:03:29,672 --> 01:03:32,118
4442And, frankly, it suits you better.
4443
44441028
444501:03:32,275 --> 01:03:33,379
4446Okay.
4447
44481029
444901:03:39,282 --> 01:03:41,091
4450Do you remember me?
4451
44521030
445301:03:42,051 --> 01:03:43,530
4454No.
4455
44561031
445701:03:49,092 --> 01:03:51,572
4458Are you my real dad?
4459
44601032
446101:03:58,635 --> 01:03:59,841
4462Yes.
4463
44641033
446501:04:00,003 --> 01:04:03,917
4466I don't know. You gotta understand, I've
4467been out of that world a few years now.
4468
44691034
447001:04:04,074 --> 01:04:06,486
4471Yeah, of course. We totally get that.
4472
44731035
447401:04:06,643 --> 01:04:09,487
4475I mean, Jeff knows everything
4476and he's cool, but...
4477
44781036
447901:04:09,646 --> 01:04:11,717
4480We're just asking if you can call around...
4481
44821037
448301:04:11,882 --> 01:04:14,226
4484...just find out if anybody
4485might know where he is.
4486
44871038
448801:04:15,586 --> 01:04:18,123
4489We could really use your help.
4490
44911039
449201:04:19,223 --> 01:04:22,067
4493You used to love it
4494when I would carry you around.
4495
44961040
449701:04:22,226 --> 01:04:25,139
4498Sometimes I can still feel your little head
4499on my chest.
4500
45011041
450201:04:29,266 --> 01:04:31,405
4503So do you like this new Jeff guy?
4504
45051042
450601:04:31,802 --> 01:04:33,509
4507Yeah, he's nice.
4508
45091043
451001:04:33,670 --> 01:04:36,549
4511My dad was nice too.
4512We did everything together.
4513
45141044
451501:04:37,541 --> 01:04:39,680
4516He was my life partner, heh.
4517
45181045
451901:04:45,148 --> 01:04:46,923
4520I really let him down.
4521
45221046
452301:04:49,086 --> 01:04:51,088
4524Okay. Wow.
4525
45261047
452701:04:53,457 --> 01:04:57,166
4528Just trust me, you don't want to go
4529over there, okay? Not this one.
4530
45311048
453201:04:57,327 --> 01:04:58,829
4533I love you too.
4534
45351049
453601:04:59,796 --> 01:05:01,776
4537She says there's this crazy Chinese guy...
4538
45391050
454001:05:01,932 --> 01:05:04,811
4541...and he's holed up in the penthouse suite
4542of Caesars Palace.
4543
45441051
454501:05:04,968 --> 01:05:07,676
4546There's girls going in and out,
4547drugs everywhere...
4548
45491052
455001:05:07,838 --> 01:05:09,943
4551It sounds like a bad scene.
4552
45531053
455401:05:10,107 --> 01:05:11,814
4555<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Hey, Alan?
4556
45571054
455801:05:12,276 --> 01:05:13,778
4559We gotta go.
4560
45611055
456201:05:16,947 --> 01:05:18,483
4563I gotta go, little man.
4564
45651056
456601:05:18,649 --> 01:05:20,458
4567It was great talking to you.
4568
45691057
457001:05:21,685 --> 01:05:22,993
4571High five.
4572
45731058
457401:05:27,357 --> 01:05:29,303
4575- It's great to see you.
4576- You too, Jade.
4577
45781059
457901:05:29,459 --> 01:05:31,439
4580- Thanks so much for your help.
4581- Yeah.
4582
45831060
458401:05:31,595 --> 01:05:33,131
4585That's a great kid you got there.
4586
45871061
458801:05:33,297 --> 01:05:34,742
4589He is the best.
4590
45911062
459201:05:34,898 --> 01:05:36,172
4593<font color="#808080">TYLER:</font> Alan.
4594
45951063
459601:05:54,318 --> 01:05:56,423
4597Oh, hold on. I have something for you.
4598
45991064
460001:06:03,393 --> 01:06:04,428
4601Perfect.
4602
46031065
460401:06:04,594 --> 01:06:05,800
4605Oh, please.
4606
46071066
460801:06:05,963 --> 01:06:08,307
4609I'll see you around, Carlos.
4610
46111067
461201:06:10,600 --> 01:06:12,204
4613<font color="#D900D9">(PHONE RINGS)</font>
4614
46151068
461601:06:12,369 --> 01:06:14,315
4617- Yeah.
4618<font color="#808080">STU:</font> <i>- We got him.</i>
4619
46201069
462101:06:14,471 --> 01:06:17,281
4622- Great. Where is he?
4623<font color="#808080">STU:</font> <i>- Caesars Palace.</i>
4624
46251070
462601:06:17,441 --> 01:06:19,853
4627Change of plans.
4628Tell him we're going to Vegas.
4629
46301071
463101:06:20,410 --> 01:06:21,889
4632I'm on my way.
4633
46341072
463501:06:22,045 --> 01:06:23,752
4636There's a spot just outside of town.
4637
46381073
463901:06:23,914 --> 01:06:26,724
4640<font color="#D900D9">(OVER PHONE)</font> <i>I'll text you the details.
4641Be there at 6 a.m.</i>
4642
46431074
464401:06:26,883 --> 01:06:28,988
4645And make sure the little fucker's tied up.
4646
46471075
464801:06:29,152 --> 01:06:30,392
4649We don't have him.
4650
46511076
465201:06:30,554 --> 01:06:32,295
4653Hey, Marshall, it's Phil.
4654
46551077
465601:06:32,456 --> 01:06:33,628
4657Maybe Stu wasn't clear.
4658
46591078
466001:06:33,790 --> 01:06:36,794
4661We don't actually have Chow,
4662we just know where he is.
4663
46641079
466501:06:36,960 --> 01:06:39,338
4666Yeah, and we were hoping
4667that you and your guys...
4668
46691080
467001:06:39,496 --> 01:06:43,444
4671<i>- ...could go to Caesars and get him.</i>
4672- I don't give a fuck what you were hoping.
4673
46741081
467501:06:43,600 --> 01:06:45,443
4676<font color="#D900D9">(OVER PHONE)</font>
4677<i>The deal is you bring Chow to me.</i>
4678
46791082
468001:06:45,602 --> 01:06:48,981
4681- Oh, fuck.
4682- 6 a.m. Or your friend is dead.
4683
46841083
468501:06:53,744 --> 01:06:54,916
4686Shit.
4687
46881084
468901:07:00,317 --> 01:07:02,194
4690<font color="#808080">STU:</font> Oh, God.
4691
46921085
469301:07:02,386 --> 01:07:04,024
4694This place gives me the chills.
4695
46961086
469701:07:04,388 --> 01:07:06,095
4698I know, right?
4699
47001087
470101:07:06,490 --> 01:07:08,595
4702It's great to be back.
4703
47041088
470501:07:08,759 --> 01:07:11,239
4706- So many good memories.
4707- Are you kidding me?
4708
47091089
471001:07:11,595 --> 01:07:13,165
4711Okay, so here's the deal:
4712
47131090
471401:07:13,330 --> 01:07:15,401
4715You need a key just to get onto his floor.
4716
47171091
471801:07:15,565 --> 01:07:18,671
4719And then once you're there,
4720he's got security posted at the door.
4721
47221092
472301:07:18,835 --> 01:07:20,337
4724It's ridiculous.
4725
47261093
472701:07:20,504 --> 01:07:22,450
4728Let me guess, that's him?
4729
47301094
473101:07:24,708 --> 01:07:27,382
4732<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Yep.
4733The one with the strobe lights.
4734
47351095
473601:07:28,445 --> 01:07:30,220
4737I got an idea.
4738
47391096
474001:07:31,648 --> 01:07:33,457
4741But you're not gonna like it.
4742
47431097
474401:07:35,318 --> 01:07:36,695
4745It's not gonna work.
4746
47471098
474801:07:36,853 --> 01:07:38,628
4749Not with that fucking attitude.
4750
47511099
475201:07:39,222 --> 01:07:41,828
4753You know this whole place
4754is made out of marbles?
4755
47561100
475701:07:46,863 --> 01:07:48,968
4758Come on. Go, go, go.
4759
47601101
476101:07:53,603 --> 01:07:57,050
4762<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> <i>After we stick Chow, Alan and I are
4763gonna take him down through the lobby.</i>
4764
47651102
476601:07:57,207 --> 01:08:00,711
4767Be waiting in valet.
4768Engine running, ready to go.
4769
47701103
477101:08:00,877 --> 01:08:02,550
4772Are you sure about this?
4773
47741104
477501:08:02,712 --> 01:08:03,918
4776Give me the Demerol.
4777
47781105
477901:08:05,482 --> 01:08:06,654
4780See you in 20 minutes.
4781
47821106
478301:08:06,817 --> 01:08:07,921
4784<font color="#808080">STU:</font> - Hey, Phil?
4785- Yeah?
4786
47871107
478801:08:08,085 --> 01:08:09,120
4789<font color="#808080">STU:</font> Don't die.
4790
47911108
479201:08:37,781 --> 01:08:42,594
4793<font color="#D900D9">(RAKIM MAYERS' "F**KIN' PROBLEMS"
4794PLAYING ON STEREO)</font>
4795
47961109
479701:08:45,355 --> 01:08:46,629
4798<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> All right.
4799
48001110
480101:08:47,624 --> 01:08:48,932
4802Are you ready to do this?
4803
48041111
480501:08:49,092 --> 01:08:50,571
4806Yeah.
4807
48081112
480901:08:50,927 --> 01:08:52,463
4810Wait, what are we doing?
4811
48121113
481301:08:58,135 --> 01:08:59,944
4814Holy shit.
4815
48161114
481701:09:06,443 --> 01:09:07,683
4818<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> We're gonna climb down...
4819
48201115
482101:09:08,545 --> 01:09:11,685
4822...and then it's about an 8-foot drop
4823to the balcony.
4824
48251116
482601:09:12,582 --> 01:09:14,459
4827- All right?
4828- Yeah.
4829
48301117
483101:09:21,324 --> 01:09:22,735
4832No, you spit in your own hand.
4833
48341118
483501:09:23,326 --> 01:09:24,600
4836Oh, yeah.
4837
48381119
483901:09:24,995 --> 01:09:28,033
4840<font color="#D900D9">(ALAN SNORTING)</font>
4841
48421120
484301:09:31,067 --> 01:09:33,809
4844<font color="#D900D9">(CONTINUES SNORTING)</font>
4845
48461121
484701:09:36,072 --> 01:09:37,881
4848Dry desert air.
4849
48501122
485101:09:38,475 --> 01:09:41,012
4852- Alan, it's fine. You don't need it.
4853- Okay.
4854
48551123
485601:09:56,326 --> 01:09:57,703
4857Oh, God.
4858
48591124
486001:10:03,500 --> 01:10:05,446
4861- Unh!
4862- Careful!
4863
48641125
486501:10:08,138 --> 01:10:09,446
4866- Phil!
4867- I'm all right.
4868
48691126
487001:10:11,508 --> 01:10:12,851
4871I'm okay!
4872
48731127
487401:10:13,610 --> 01:10:15,248
4875- Hey, Phil.
4876- What's wrong?
4877
48781128
487901:10:15,412 --> 01:10:16,550
4880Hold on a second.
4881
48821129
488301:10:16,713 --> 01:10:18,021
4884- What?
4885- Hold on!
4886
48871130
488801:10:18,181 --> 01:10:20,388
4889Like, kick yourself out a little bit.
4890
48911131
489201:10:20,550 --> 01:10:21,620
4893Alan.
4894
48951132
489601:10:21,785 --> 01:10:23,162
4897- Stay still!
4898- Alan!
4899
49001133
490101:10:23,320 --> 01:10:24,355
4902<font color="#D900D9">(SHUTTER CLICKS)</font>
4903
49041134
490501:10:24,521 --> 01:10:25,591
4906Did you get it?
4907
49081135
490901:10:25,755 --> 01:10:27,757
4910No. Hold on.
4911
49121136
491301:10:27,924 --> 01:10:29,403
4914<font color="#D900D9">(SHUTTER CLICKS)</font>
4915
49161137
491701:10:30,460 --> 01:10:32,531
4918Ha, that's cool, ha-ha-ha.
4919
49201138
492101:10:39,469 --> 01:10:40,880
4922Oh! Fuck me!
4923
49241139
492501:10:42,906 --> 01:10:44,476
4926<font color="#808080">ALAN:</font> Everything all right?
4927
49281140
492901:10:45,542 --> 01:10:47,021
4930It's okay!
4931
49321141
493301:10:47,177 --> 01:10:48,417
4934It's all right!
4935
49361142
493701:10:48,612 --> 01:10:50,956
4938I got it! Whoa.
4939
49401143
494101:10:54,818 --> 01:10:55,888
4942Are you okay?
4943
49441144
494501:10:56,052 --> 01:10:59,499
4946<font color="#D900D9">(RAKIM MAYERS' "F**KIN' PROBLEMS"
4947CONTINUES PLAYING ON STEREO)</font>
4948
49491145
495001:11:07,731 --> 01:11:09,301
4951Alan, it's your turn.
4952
49531146
495401:11:14,137 --> 01:11:15,514
4955That's it.
4956
49571147
495801:11:15,739 --> 01:11:17,241
4959Phil, I can't. I can't.
4960
49611148
496201:11:17,407 --> 01:11:18,442
4963<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Come on.
4964
49651149
496601:11:19,943 --> 01:11:21,616
4967<font color="#D900D9">(ALAN WHIMPERING)</font>
4968
49691150
497001:11:22,012 --> 01:11:23,457
4971<font color="#D900D9">(ALAN SCREAMS)</font>
4972
49731151
497401:11:23,613 --> 01:11:25,092
4975<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Whoa!
4976
49771152
497801:11:25,248 --> 01:11:26,522
4979Alan, you all right?
4980
49811153
498201:11:26,683 --> 01:11:27,957
4983Phil, call Security!
4984
49851154
498601:11:28,151 --> 01:11:31,098
4987- I think it's slipping!
4988<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> - Just hold on!
4989
49901155
499101:11:31,554 --> 01:11:32,692
4992Oh! God!
4993
49941156
499501:11:32,856 --> 01:11:34,858
4996- You need to calm down.
4997- I'm slipping, Phil!
4998
49991157
500001:11:37,193 --> 01:11:38,536
5001Oh! Fuck!
5002
50031158
500401:11:39,963 --> 01:11:41,965
5005Oh, shit! You okay?
5006
50071159
500801:11:42,165 --> 01:11:45,476
5009Help!
5010
50111160
501201:11:49,205 --> 01:11:50,616
5013Oh, no.
5014
50151161
501601:11:53,543 --> 01:11:55,216
5017I'm gonna die, Phil.
5018
50191162
502001:11:55,378 --> 01:11:57,949
5021No, you're fine. Just...
5022
50231163
502401:11:59,215 --> 01:12:00,888
5025Drop down to me.
5026
50271164
502801:12:01,685 --> 01:12:02,720
5029<font color="#808080">ALAN:</font> No chance.
5030
50311165
503201:12:03,420 --> 01:12:04,956
5033I'm good up here.
5034
50351166
503601:12:05,121 --> 01:12:07,829
5037Alan, you can do this. I'll catch you.
5038
50391167
504001:12:09,959 --> 01:12:11,267
5041Just...
5042
50431168
504401:12:12,696 --> 01:12:13,800
5045...let go.
5046
50471169
504801:12:22,405 --> 01:12:24,908
5049That's it. That's it.
5050Just drop straight down.
5051
50521170
505301:12:26,409 --> 01:12:27,581
5054But don't push off.
5055
50561171
505701:12:28,511 --> 01:12:29,717
5058No!
5059
50601172
506101:12:30,747 --> 01:12:32,522
5062- Oh, God!
5063- Come here!
5064
50651173
506601:12:35,018 --> 01:12:36,622
5067Holy fuck!
5068
50691174
507001:12:36,820 --> 01:12:38,094
5071You okay?
5072
50731175
507401:12:38,254 --> 01:12:39,289
5075Yeah.
5076
50771176
507801:12:39,456 --> 01:12:41,663
5079Shit. Oh, fuck.
5080
50811177
508201:12:43,326 --> 01:12:44,930
5083I almost died, Phil.
5084
50851178
508601:12:45,662 --> 01:12:49,269
5087Come on. I wasn't gonna let you go.
5088You're my boy.
5089
50901179
509101:12:49,866 --> 01:12:51,812
5092And you're my man.
5093
50941180
509501:12:53,136 --> 01:12:55,116
5096Alan, what are you doing? Alan.
5097
50981181
509901:12:57,340 --> 01:12:58,648
5100Okay.
5101
51021182
510301:13:00,510 --> 01:13:02,490
5104Let's go get this fucker.
5105
51061183
510701:13:03,780 --> 01:13:06,784
5108<font color="#D900D9">(BLACK SABBATH'S "N.I.B."
5109PLAYING OVER STEREO)</font>
5110
51111184
511201:13:24,300 --> 01:13:25,370
5113Hey!
5114
51151185
511601:13:25,969 --> 01:13:27,039
5117Have you seen my...?
5118
51191186
512001:13:27,203 --> 01:13:28,341
5121Huh?
5122
51231187
512401:13:54,697 --> 01:13:56,108
5125<font color="#808080">ALAN:</font> Phil!
5126
51271188
512801:13:57,100 --> 01:13:58,636
5129Motherfuckers!
5130
51311189
513201:13:59,669 --> 01:14:00,739
5133<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Grab the gun!
5134
51351190
513601:14:06,309 --> 01:14:08,016
5137- Oh, fuck!
5138<font color="#808080">ALAN:</font> - Phil!
5139
51401191
514101:14:08,178 --> 01:14:09,213
5142<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Oh.
5143
51441192
514501:14:09,379 --> 01:14:10,858
5146Phil, you okay?
5147
51481193
514901:14:12,348 --> 01:14:13,452
5150<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Chow!
5151
51521194
515301:14:17,921 --> 01:14:18,956
5154Chow!
5155
51561195
515701:14:19,122 --> 01:14:20,396
5158<font color="#D900D9">(GRUNTS)</font>
5159
51601196
516101:14:20,557 --> 01:14:22,332
5162Chow, open the fucking door!
5163
51641197
516501:14:22,959 --> 01:14:24,233
5166Fuck.
5167
51681198
516901:14:25,829 --> 01:14:27,831
5170<font color="#D900D9">(GIRLS SCREAMING)</font>
5171
51721199
517301:14:32,569 --> 01:14:33,707
5174<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Chow, stop.
5175
51761200
517701:14:33,870 --> 01:14:34,940
5178You motherfuckers!
5179
51801201
518101:14:35,104 --> 01:14:38,278
5182Leslie, get down from there! Please!
5183You're gonna hurt yourself!
5184
51851202
518601:14:38,441 --> 01:14:39,886
5187Nothing hurts Chow.
5188
51891203
519001:14:40,043 --> 01:14:41,954
5191I am invisible!
5192
51931204
519401:14:42,745 --> 01:14:46,420
5195It's "invincible," and you're not.
5196You're just out of your fucking mind.
5197
51981205
519901:14:46,583 --> 01:14:48,756
5200Now get down from there before you die!
5201
52021206
520301:14:48,918 --> 01:14:50,329
5204Die?
5205
52061207
520701:14:50,487 --> 01:14:54,958
5208How do you kill what's already dead?
5209Heh-heh-heh.
5210
52111208
521201:14:55,725 --> 01:14:56,795
5213Oh, fuck!
5214
52151209
521601:14:58,094 --> 01:14:59,937
5217<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Holy...
5218
52191210
522001:15:02,031 --> 01:15:03,533
5221<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> Woo-hoo!
5222
52231211
522401:15:03,967 --> 01:15:06,447
5225<font color="#D900D9">(PHONE RINGS)</font>
5226
52271212
522801:15:06,603 --> 01:15:08,276
5229- Hey. You okay?
5230<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> <i>- No.</i>
5231
52321213
523301:15:08,438 --> 01:15:09,576
5234<i>Look up.</i>
5235
52361214
523701:15:09,739 --> 01:15:11,150
5238<font color="#D900D9">(STU GASPS)</font>
5239
52401215
524101:15:11,307 --> 01:15:13,287
5242What the fuck is that?
5243
52441216
524501:15:13,443 --> 01:15:15,081
5246<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> That's Chow!
5247<font color="#808080">STU:</font> What?
5248
52491217
525001:15:15,245 --> 01:15:16,690
5251Follow him.
5252
52531218
525401:15:20,583 --> 01:15:22,085
5255<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> Woo-hoo!
5256
52571219
525801:15:22,919 --> 01:15:23,954
5259Whoo!
5260
52611220
526201:15:24,120 --> 01:15:25,724
5263<font color="#D900D9">(LAUGHING)</font>
5264
52651221
526601:15:25,889 --> 01:15:27,869
5267I love cocaine!
5268
52691222
527001:15:29,626 --> 01:15:30,969
5271Out of the way!
5272
52731223
527401:15:31,127 --> 01:15:33,232
5275<font color="#D900D9">(PEOPLE SCREAMING)</font>
5276
52771224
527801:15:33,396 --> 01:15:34,534
5279How did this happen?
5280
52811225
528201:15:34,697 --> 01:15:36,608
5283<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> <i>We had him trapped,
5284and then he jumped!</i>
5285
52861226
528701:15:36,766 --> 01:15:38,336
5288He's out of his fucking mind!
5289
52901227
529101:15:38,668 --> 01:15:40,978
5292<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> I'm out of my fucking mind!
5293
52941228
529501:15:41,137 --> 01:15:42,673
5296<font color="#D900D9">(CHOW LAUGHING)</font>
5297
52981229
529901:15:44,173 --> 01:15:45,550
5300Wow.
5301
53021230
530301:15:45,708 --> 01:15:49,554
5304So beautiful.
5305
53061231
530701:15:51,981 --> 01:15:53,255
5308<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Stu, do not lose him.
5309
53101232
531101:15:53,416 --> 01:15:54,622
5312<font color="#808080">STU:</font> I'm trying.
5313
53141233
531501:15:56,119 --> 01:15:57,564
5316Whoa!
5317
53181234
531901:15:57,720 --> 01:15:59,324
5320<font color="#D900D9">(STU SIGHS)</font>
5321
53221235
532301:15:59,856 --> 01:16:01,836
5324Oh, shit.
5325
53261236
532701:16:02,091 --> 01:16:05,698
5328CHOW <font color="#D900D9">(SINGING)</font>: <i>I believe I can fly</i>
5329
53301237
533101:16:05,862 --> 01:16:10,208
5332<i>I believe I can touch the sky</i>
5333
53341238
533501:16:10,667 --> 01:16:14,877
5336<i>Think about it every night and day</i>
5337
53381239
533901:16:16,239 --> 01:16:18,845
5340We gotta pack up all this gold.
5341We're taking it with us.
5342
53431240
534401:16:19,008 --> 01:16:20,487
5345Talk to me, Stu.
5346
53471241
534801:16:20,643 --> 01:16:22,088
5349I got him.
5350
53511242
535201:16:22,245 --> 01:16:23,417
5353Ha, ha. I got him!
5354
53551243
535601:16:23,947 --> 01:16:25,119
5357Oh, shit!
5358
53591244
536001:16:30,353 --> 01:16:31,923
5361Whoa, whoa, whoa.
5362
53631245
536401:16:32,355 --> 01:16:33,834
5365Shit.
5366
53671246
536801:16:34,958 --> 01:16:36,938
5369Fuck! I lost him!
5370
53711247
537201:16:37,093 --> 01:16:39,198
5373Don't tell me that. You can't lose him!
5374
53751248
537601:16:39,362 --> 01:16:41,842
5377<font color="#808080">STU:</font> This is so much harder
5378than you realize, Phil.
5379
53801249
538101:16:41,998 --> 01:16:43,568
5382I'm just a dentist!
5383
53841250
538501:16:44,167 --> 01:16:47,410
5386No, Stu, you're a fucking doctor.
5387Now go get him.
5388
53891251
539001:16:53,276 --> 01:16:55,552
5391Where the fuck did he go?
5392
53931252
539401:16:57,614 --> 01:16:59,594
5395<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> Fuck me!
5396
53971253
539801:16:59,749 --> 01:17:01,695
5399I should have thought this through!
5400
54011254
540201:17:02,051 --> 01:17:03,121
5403Shit!
5404
54051255
540601:17:03,286 --> 01:17:04,321
5407<font color="#D900D9">(CHOW GRUNTS)</font>
5408
54091256
541001:17:04,487 --> 01:17:05,591
5411Move!
5412
54131257
541401:17:07,457 --> 01:17:08,993
5415- Aah!
5416- Stu?
5417
54181258
541901:17:09,158 --> 01:17:11,331
5420- Chow?
5421- Stop the fucking car!
5422
54231259
542401:17:11,494 --> 01:17:14,475
5425<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> - Stu.
5426- I can't! The pedal is stuck!
5427
54281260
542901:17:14,631 --> 01:17:15,871
5430- What?
5431<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> - Stu?
5432
54331261
543401:17:16,032 --> 01:17:18,342
5435<font color="#D900D9">(CHOW SCREAMING)</font>
5436
54371262
543801:17:18,501 --> 01:17:20,344
5439<font color="#808080">STU:</font> I can't see!
5440- Stop, motherfucker!
5441
54421263
544301:17:20,937 --> 01:17:22,644
5444<font color="#808080">STU:</font> Get off!
5445<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> Pull over!
5446
54471264
544801:17:22,805 --> 01:17:24,580
5449<font color="#808080">STU:</font> It won't stop!
5450<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> Aah!
5451
54521265
545301:17:24,741 --> 01:17:26,414
5454Get off the car!
5455
54561266
545701:17:26,576 --> 01:17:28,214
5458I can't see anything!
5459
54601267
546101:17:28,378 --> 01:17:29,857
5462Ha-ha-ha. We're gonna die finally.
5463
54641268
546501:17:30,113 --> 01:17:32,320
5466<font color="#D900D9">(CAR HORN HONKING)</font>
5467
54681269
546901:17:32,482 --> 01:17:33,893
5470<font color="#D900D9">(BOTH SCREAMING)</font>
5471
54721270
547301:17:34,050 --> 01:17:35,120
5474<font color="#D900D9">(CHOW LAUGHING)</font>
5475
54761271
547701:17:41,290 --> 01:17:43,099
5478<font color="#808080">STU:</font> Holy shit.
5479
54801272
548101:17:43,459 --> 01:17:45,063
5482<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> <i>Stu? Stu, what happened?</i>
5483
54841273
548501:17:46,462 --> 01:17:48,408
5486<i>Stu, what's going on?</i>
5487
54881274
548901:17:48,898 --> 01:17:51,344
5490<font color="#808080">STU:</font> We had an accident,
5491and I think he's dead.
5492
54931275
549401:17:51,534 --> 01:17:52,877
5495<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> <i>Wait, what?</i>
5496
54971276
549801:17:53,036 --> 01:17:55,107
5499I think I killed him.
5500
55011277
550201:18:00,610 --> 01:18:02,146
5503Holy shit.
5504
55051278
550601:18:05,682 --> 01:18:07,093
5507He's not moving.
5508
55091279
551001:18:07,250 --> 01:18:08,854
5511<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> <i>Oh, fuck.</i>
5512
55131280
551401:18:11,788 --> 01:18:13,290
5515<font color="#808080">STU:</font> Mr. Chow?
5516
55171281
551801:18:18,795 --> 01:18:20,172
5519Chow.
5520
55211282
552201:18:20,329 --> 01:18:22,673
5523<font color="#D900D9">(CHOW COUGHING)</font>
5524
55251283
552601:18:23,800 --> 01:18:24,835
5527Stuart?
5528
55291284
553001:18:25,835 --> 01:18:27,644
5531He's alive. He's okay.
5532
55331285
553401:18:27,804 --> 01:18:28,942
5535<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Oh, great.
5536
55371286
553801:18:29,105 --> 01:18:32,018
5539Put him in the limo and come get us.
5540We'll meet you at valet.
5541
55421287
554301:18:32,175 --> 01:18:33,483
5544Yeah, okay.
5545
55461288
554701:18:34,577 --> 01:18:35,817
5548Stu.
5549
55501289
555101:18:36,813 --> 01:18:38,486
5552That was some ride, huh, pal?
5553
55541290
555501:18:39,148 --> 01:18:40,491
5556Yeah, it was pretty wild.
5557
55581291
555901:18:40,717 --> 01:18:42,663
5560I can't feel my nuts.
5561
55621292
556301:18:43,453 --> 01:18:46,161
5564Would you rub them
5565and make sure they okay?
5566
55671293
556801:18:47,857 --> 01:18:49,768
5569It's over, Leslie.
5570
55711294
557201:18:55,131 --> 01:18:56,303
5573<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> Wait.
5574
55751295
557601:18:56,632 --> 01:18:58,475
5577Let's make a deal.
5578
55791296
558001:18:59,168 --> 01:19:01,205
5581Want Chow to blow your dick?
5582
55831297
558401:19:03,973 --> 01:19:05,316
5585Come on, Stu.
5586
55871298
558801:19:07,376 --> 01:19:09,822
5589I could be a good wife to you.
5590
55911299
559201:19:10,813 --> 01:19:12,815
5593<font color="#808080">STU:</font> No more deals.
5594- No, wait!
5595
55961300
559701:19:29,932 --> 01:19:32,003
5598Let's put the bags in the back seat.
5599
56001301
560101:19:32,168 --> 01:19:33,647
5602Trunk's full.
5603
56041302
560501:19:47,450 --> 01:19:48,758
5606<font color="#D900D9">(THUMPING FROM TRUNK)</font>
5607
56081303
560901:19:48,918 --> 01:19:52,297
5610<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> Hey, guys? I'm feeling better now.
5611
56121304
561301:19:52,488 --> 01:19:55,901
5614All right, it's the next exit,
5615then four miles straight into the desert.
5616
56171305
561801:19:56,092 --> 01:19:57,537
5619<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> Tell you what:
5620
56211306
562201:19:57,693 --> 01:20:01,505
5623Let me out, we split the gold four ways.
5624Everyone wins.
5625
56261307
562701:20:02,265 --> 01:20:03,869
5628<font color="#D900D9">(THUMPING FROM TRUNK)</font>
5629
56301308
563101:20:04,033 --> 01:20:06,240
5632<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> Marshall gonna kill me!
5633
56341309
563501:20:06,402 --> 01:20:08,313
5636My blood will be on your hands!
5637
56381310
563901:20:09,105 --> 01:20:12,552
5640You want Chow's ghost haunting you
5641for rest of your life, Stu?
5642
56431311
564401:20:12,708 --> 01:20:15,120
5645Floating over you while you make fuck
5646on your wife?
5647
56481312
564901:20:15,278 --> 01:20:18,122
5650He's not gonna kill you, Chow!
5651He just wants his gold back!
5652
56531313
565401:20:18,281 --> 01:20:22,423
5655<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> It's gone. I blew the first
565620 million in Bangkok.
5657
56581314
565901:20:22,585 --> 01:20:26,260
5660- That's why I had to get the other half.
5661- Enough, Chow! It's over!
5662
56631315
566401:20:26,422 --> 01:20:27,958
5665<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> You motherfucker!
5666
56671316
566801:20:28,124 --> 01:20:31,230
5669When I get out of this,
5670I'm gonna rip out your fucking lungs!
5671
56721317
567301:20:31,394 --> 01:20:34,375
5674You hear me? You're dead! You're all dead!
5675
56761318
567701:20:36,833 --> 01:20:38,710
5678I didn't mean that.
5679
56801319
568101:20:39,035 --> 01:20:41,345
5682Chow loses temper sometimes.
5683
56841320
568501:20:41,504 --> 01:20:44,280
5686Please. I need help.
5687
56881321
568901:20:44,440 --> 01:20:45,680
5690I know that now.
5691
56921322
569301:20:48,544 --> 01:20:49,716
5694That's the exit.
5695
56961323
569701:21:10,499 --> 01:21:12,137
5698<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> They're here.
5699
57001324
570101:21:14,637 --> 01:21:17,083
5702Alan, they're coming, grab the last bag.
5703
57041325
570501:21:17,240 --> 01:21:18,878
5706<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> Please, Alan.
5707
57081326
570901:21:45,001 --> 01:21:46,071
5710Doug!
5711
57121327
571301:21:46,235 --> 01:21:48,044
5714Step away from the bags. Let's go!
5715
57161328
571701:21:53,242 --> 01:21:54,277
5718We good?
5719
57201329
572101:21:54,443 --> 01:21:56,548
5722- It's all there. I promise.
5723<font color="#808080">MARSHALL:</font> - Not exactly.
5724
57251330
572601:21:56,712 --> 01:21:59,022
5727I'm still missing the original half.
5728
57291331
573001:21:59,181 --> 01:22:03,891
5731But, no, that's all we have. Chow said
5732he blew the other half in Bangkok.
5733
57341332
573501:22:05,321 --> 01:22:06,664
5736Where is he?
5737
57381333
573901:22:08,057 --> 01:22:09,536
5740He's in the trunk.
5741
57421334
574301:22:11,394 --> 01:22:12,702
5744Deal's a deal.
5745
57461335
574701:22:13,562 --> 01:22:15,769
5748- Doug.
5749- Give me the keys.
5750
57511336
575201:22:21,270 --> 01:22:22,749
5753What are you gonna do with Chow?
5754
57551337
575601:22:23,172 --> 01:22:25,209
5757I just wanna talk to him.
5758
57591338
576001:22:25,942 --> 01:22:27,148
5761Move.
5762
57631339
576401:22:28,945 --> 01:22:30,322
5765You all right?
5766
57671340
576801:22:35,017 --> 01:22:36,621
5769What the fuck?
5770
57711341
577201:22:37,520 --> 01:22:39,659
5773End of conversation.
5774
57751342
577601:22:40,756 --> 01:22:42,793
5777Why would you do that?
5778
57791343
578001:22:43,059 --> 01:22:46,063
5781Leslie Chow is madness.
5782
57831344
578401:22:46,295 --> 01:22:48,104
5785You don't talk to madness.
5786
57871345
578801:22:48,264 --> 01:22:52,178
5789If you're lucky, you trap it in the trunk
5790of your limo and you kill it.
5791
57921346
579301:22:53,769 --> 01:22:55,976
5794You did a great thing tonight.
5795
57961347
579701:22:56,205 --> 01:22:58,446
5798You should feel good about this.
5799
58001348
580101:23:04,080 --> 01:23:06,993
5802What the fuck?
5803You think this is a fucking game?
5804
58051349
580601:23:07,883 --> 01:23:08,953
5807Don't, don't, don't!
5808
58091350
581001:23:09,118 --> 01:23:10,426
5811Oh, shit!
5812
58131351
581401:23:11,287 --> 01:23:13,198
5815Toodle-loo, motherfuckers.
5816
58171352
581801:23:24,934 --> 01:23:26,038
5819Chow.
5820
58211353
582201:23:27,470 --> 01:23:29,609
5823Chow. Chow, wait.
5824
58251354
582601:23:29,772 --> 01:23:32,013
5827Oh, now you wanna talk, blue eyes?
5828
58291355
583001:23:32,208 --> 01:23:34,210
5831No more silent treatment?
5832
58331356
583401:23:34,377 --> 01:23:36,254
5835Leslie. No.
5836
58371357
583801:23:36,645 --> 01:23:38,181
5839Stay out of this, fatty.
5840
58411358
584201:23:40,449 --> 01:23:41,928
5843No, Leslie.
5844
58451359
584601:23:48,090 --> 01:23:50,468
5847You shoot Phil, you gotta go through me.
5848
58491360
585001:23:50,760 --> 01:23:51,932
5851What?
5852
58531361
585401:23:59,435 --> 01:24:01,472
5855- Alan.
5856- Quiet.
5857
58581362
585901:24:01,637 --> 01:24:03,548
5860I'm in a stare-off.
5861
58621363
586301:24:12,148 --> 01:24:13,684
5864Today you all live.
5865
58661364
586701:24:14,750 --> 01:24:17,060
5868Because one of you was a friend.
5869
58701365
587101:24:19,889 --> 01:24:21,835
5872Alan, what did you do?
5873
58741366
587501:24:22,525 --> 01:24:25,699
5876I unlocked the latch
5877between the back seat and the trunk.
5878
58791367
588001:24:27,496 --> 01:24:29,407
5881And left him his gun?
5882
58831368
588401:24:30,466 --> 01:24:32,537
5885Yeah, I didn't think it
5886all the way through.
5887
58881369
588901:24:33,002 --> 01:24:35,004
5890He gave Chow a fighting chance.
5891
58921370
589301:24:36,705 --> 01:24:38,514
5894That's all I ever need.
5895
58961371
589701:24:42,078 --> 01:24:43,386
5898<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> Fat fuck.
5899
59001372
590101:24:48,818 --> 01:24:50,126
5902It's never easy, is it?
5903
59041373
590501:24:50,653 --> 01:24:52,223
5906No one wants to see that.
5907
59081374
590901:24:52,688 --> 01:24:55,225
5910Except for me, but I was born bad.
5911
59121375
591301:24:55,524 --> 01:24:57,800
5914Hold on. I have something for you.
5915
59161376
591701:25:00,563 --> 01:25:01,667
5918For your loyalty.
5919
59201377
592101:25:06,702 --> 01:25:10,149
5922- Oh, no, I don't want this, Mr. Chow.
5923- Okay, give it back, then. Come on.
5924
59251378
592601:25:10,606 --> 01:25:13,314
5927Quick! Before Stu smells it.
5928
59291379
593001:25:14,410 --> 01:25:15,946
5931I don't want it either, Chow.
5932
59331380
593401:25:16,112 --> 01:25:18,251
5935Oh, please.
5936Like a squirrel doesn't want a nut.
5937
59381381
593901:25:18,414 --> 01:25:19,757
5940<font color="#D900D9">(CHOW LAUGHING)</font>
5941
59421382
594301:25:19,915 --> 01:25:22,589
5944It funny because he's Jewish.
5945
59461383
594701:25:25,588 --> 01:25:27,067
5948Don't you get it?
5949
59501384
595101:25:34,597 --> 01:25:36,235
5952Goddamn it.
5953
59541385
595501:25:38,267 --> 01:25:41,407
5956Okay, go on. Get out of here, all of you.
5957
59581386
595901:25:46,642 --> 01:25:49,919
5960Hey, chubster, I'll call you in a week.
5961We'll get together.
5962
59631387
596401:25:53,716 --> 01:25:57,289
5965No, Leslie, we can't be friends anymore.
5966
59671388
596801:25:57,453 --> 01:25:58,523
5969What?
5970
59711389
597201:25:59,755 --> 01:26:02,395
5973You're not good for me. It's not healthy.
5974
59751390
597601:26:02,558 --> 01:26:05,471
5977Alan, you're not thinking straight.
5978
59791391
598001:26:06,295 --> 01:26:07,797
5981Let's just talk tomorrow.
5982
59831392
598401:26:08,864 --> 01:26:11,845
5985Leslie, you're one of the coolest
5986and nicest guys I've ever met.
5987
59881393
598901:26:12,001 --> 01:26:15,175
5990And you're smart and you're funny
5991and everybody loves you.
5992
59931394
599401:26:15,337 --> 01:26:17,214
5995Alan. What is this?
5996
59971395
599801:26:19,008 --> 01:26:22,012
5999When we get together,
6000bad things happen and people get hurt.
6001
60021396
600301:26:22,178 --> 01:26:25,159
6004Yeah, that's the point. It's funny.
6005
60061397
600701:26:26,081 --> 01:26:29,358
6008Well, I've gotta make some changes
6009in my life, and this is one of them.
6010
60111398
601201:26:31,520 --> 01:26:32,999
6013I'm sorry.
6014
60151399
601601:26:37,426 --> 01:26:39,201
6017Farewell, Leslie Chow.
6018
60191400
602001:26:53,576 --> 01:26:55,283
6021You're cold as ice.
6022
60231401
602401:26:57,413 --> 01:26:58,551
6025Shotgun.
6026
60271402
602801:27:57,539 --> 01:27:58,882
6029<font color="#D900D9">(PHIL SIGHS)</font>
6030
60311403
603201:28:00,976 --> 01:28:02,819
6033Everybody okay?
6034
60351404
603601:28:04,480 --> 01:28:05,959
6037Yeah.
6038
60391405
604001:28:06,582 --> 01:28:08,789
6041<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Alan, you okay?
6042
60431406
604401:28:09,618 --> 01:28:10,995
6045Yeah.
6046
60471407
604801:28:14,256 --> 01:28:16,497
6049Good. Let's go home.
6050
60511408
605201:28:34,310 --> 01:28:36,085
6053Jesus Christ.
6054
60551409
605601:28:42,885 --> 01:28:44,455
6057You know what, guys?
6058
60591410
606001:28:45,421 --> 01:28:48,493
6061You can go ahead without me.
6062There's something I need to do.
6063
60641411
606501:28:50,592 --> 01:28:52,572
6066Do you even know how to get home?
6067
60681412
606901:28:54,763 --> 01:28:56,674
6070Of course I do. I'm a grown man.
6071
60721413
607301:28:56,832 --> 01:28:58,470
6074I'll ask a stranger.
6075
60761414
607701:29:02,571 --> 01:29:03,641
6078Good luck, Alan.
6079
60801415
608101:29:06,241 --> 01:29:07,948
6082We'll see you soon.
6083
60841416
608501:29:40,175 --> 01:29:43,122
6086Did you know that just a couple blocks
6087from here...
6088
60891417
609001:29:43,278 --> 01:29:46,282
6091...there's a place that looks exactly
6092like Paris, France?
6093
60941418
609501:29:47,216 --> 01:29:50,925
6096I can't remember what it's called,
6097but it's supposed to be magnificent.
6098
60991419
610001:29:51,086 --> 01:29:53,896
6101It's called Paris Hotel and Casino,
6102and it is magnificent.
6103
61041420
610501:29:54,089 --> 01:29:55,159
6106Yeah, that's it.
6107
61081421
610901:29:55,324 --> 01:29:58,362
6110Well, I'd like to take you to dinner there.
6111Tonight.
6112
61131422
611401:29:58,961 --> 01:30:01,032
6115Oh, sorry. No can do.
6116
61171423
611801:30:01,897 --> 01:30:03,205
6119Oh, well...
6120
61211424
612201:30:03,365 --> 01:30:05,572
6123I'm banned from the casino for life.
6124
61251425
612601:30:05,734 --> 01:30:07,407
6127Plus 10 years.
6128
61291426
613001:30:08,003 --> 01:30:10,882
6131I took Mom there for her birthday,
6132played a little blackjack.
6133
61341427
613501:30:11,039 --> 01:30:12,074
6136She split 10s.
6137
61381428
613901:30:12,241 --> 01:30:14,278
6140- Oh.
6141- I may have overreacted.
6142
61431429
614401:30:14,443 --> 01:30:16,252
6145They said it was abuse of an elderly.
6146
61471430
614801:30:16,412 --> 01:30:17,891
6149Ha, ha. I've done that.
6150
61511431
615201:30:18,046 --> 01:30:20,219
6153Heh. Right? Whatever.
6154
61551432
615601:30:20,916 --> 01:30:22,293
6157I can't go back there.
6158
61591433
616001:30:25,921 --> 01:30:27,264
6161But, uh...
6162
61631434
616401:30:27,423 --> 01:30:32,270
6165...Golden Nugget has the best prime rib
6166in town, if that's...
6167
61681435
616901:30:34,696 --> 01:30:36,642
6170Well, that sounds glorious.
6171
61721436
617301:30:37,566 --> 01:30:39,102
6174I'll send for you at 8:00.
6175
61761437
617701:30:45,841 --> 01:30:47,479
6178Is that it?
6179
61801438
618101:31:16,071 --> 01:31:18,608
6182<font color="#D900D9">(BOTH CHUCKLE)</font>
6183
61841439
618501:31:24,947 --> 01:31:27,188
6186I saw it once in a pornography.
6187
61881440
618901:31:27,483 --> 01:31:28,826
6190Oh.
6191
61921441
619301:31:29,117 --> 01:31:30,653
6194It's a nice gesture.
6195
61961442
619701:31:30,819 --> 01:31:32,321
6198But maybe we should wait.
6199
62001443
620101:31:32,821 --> 01:31:33,891
6202Oh. Okay. Yeah, yeah.
6203
62041444
620501:31:38,427 --> 01:31:39,770
6206<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLES)</font>
6207
62081445
620901:31:41,296 --> 01:31:42,741
6210I'll see you at 8.
6211
62121446
621301:32:07,756 --> 01:32:09,667
6214You look great, Alan.
6215
62161447
621701:32:10,726 --> 01:32:13,070
6218What do you think? Hat or no hat?
6219
62201448
622101:32:13,228 --> 01:32:14,468
6222Uh...
6223
62241449
622501:32:14,630 --> 01:32:16,871
6226- Hat. For sure.
6227- Oh, yeah. Okay.
6228
62291450
623001:32:18,133 --> 01:32:20,272
6231Wow. Who's this guy?
6232
62331451
623401:32:20,435 --> 01:32:22,608
6235The vest and the cane? I love it.
6236
62371452
623801:32:22,771 --> 01:32:24,717
6239Thank you. Cassie picked it out for me.
6240
62411453
624201:32:24,873 --> 01:32:26,352
6243You look like Mr. Peanut.
6244
62451454
624601:32:26,508 --> 01:32:29,045
6247Yeah, I know, right?
6248That's what I was going for.
6249
62501455
625101:32:29,645 --> 01:32:31,886
6252- Maybe we'll just lose it.
6253- Yeah.
6254
62551456
625601:32:32,047 --> 01:32:35,051
6257Hey, Alan, I was just talking to Cassie.
6258She's an amazing woman.
6259
62601457
626101:32:35,250 --> 01:32:37,787
6262Oh, thank you for saying that.
6263She is an amazing woman.
6264
62651458
626601:32:37,953 --> 01:32:39,899
6267I find her much better than your wives.
6268
62691459
627001:32:40,055 --> 01:32:41,295
6271Aw. That's sweet.
6272
62731460
627401:32:41,456 --> 01:32:45,063
6275Which reminds me.
6276Um, we need to talk. Doug?
6277
62781461
627901:32:47,663 --> 01:32:49,336
6280All right, listen, fellas.
6281
62821462
628301:32:49,498 --> 01:32:53,378
6284Now that I'm getting married, I'm gonna be
6285spending a lot more time with Cassandra.
6286
62871463
628801:32:53,535 --> 01:32:57,210
6289- Yeah. It's the way it should be.
6290- No, you slow your roll, Phil, okay?
6291
62921464
629301:32:57,372 --> 01:32:58,407
6294There's more.
6295
62961465
629701:32:58,574 --> 01:33:00,554
6298And you're not gonna like this part.
6299
63001466
630101:33:02,711 --> 01:33:06,523
6302I must resign from the wolf pack.
6303
63041467
630501:33:09,418 --> 01:33:12,558
6306Wow, that's a big step, Alan.
6307
63081468
630901:33:12,721 --> 01:33:13,756
6310<font color="#808080">ALAN:</font> I know.
6311
63121469
631301:33:14,222 --> 01:33:16,168
6314But she's my soul mate.
6315
63161470
631701:33:16,325 --> 01:33:18,134
6318And my new best friend.
6319
63201471
632101:33:19,061 --> 01:33:21,564
6322Plus, she lets me mount her...
6323
63241472
632501:33:21,997 --> 01:33:23,305
6326...which relaxes me.
6327
63281473
632901:33:23,498 --> 01:33:24,670
6330Oh, my God.
6331
63321474
633301:33:24,833 --> 01:33:27,905
6334Alan, maybe never say that part again.
6335
63361475
633701:33:28,070 --> 01:33:30,072
6338Chillax, Doug, we're all adults here.
6339
63401476
634101:33:30,238 --> 01:33:32,684
6342I know you mount my sister.
6343I've seen it. Many times.
6344
63451477
634601:33:33,175 --> 01:33:34,552
6347What?
6348
63491478
635001:33:35,077 --> 01:33:36,181
6351Alan, you are the best.
6352
63531479
635401:33:36,345 --> 01:33:37,619
6355The point is:
6356
63571480
635801:33:37,813 --> 01:33:39,087
6359You need to let me go.
6360
63611481
636201:33:39,448 --> 01:33:40,859
6363You in particular.
6364
63651482
636601:33:41,016 --> 01:33:42,689
6367I can't be your hero anymore.
6368
63691483
637001:33:44,186 --> 01:33:46,097
6371Okay. Sure.
6372
63731484
637401:33:51,927 --> 01:33:53,270
6375Having said all that...
6376
63771485
637801:33:53,428 --> 01:33:56,466
6379...I still would like to get together
6380on Tuesdays for bowling...
6381
63821486
638301:33:56,632 --> 01:33:59,806
6384...and alternating Sundays
6385for general horseplay.
6386
63871487
638801:33:59,968 --> 01:34:02,778
6389- How about we play all that by ear?
6390- Alan, it's time.
6391
63921488
639301:34:02,938 --> 01:34:04,144
6394Here we go.
6395
63961489
639701:34:04,706 --> 01:34:06,185
6398Ready?
6399
64001490
640101:34:10,846 --> 01:34:12,553
6402<font color="#D900D9">(SIGHS)</font>
6403
64041491
640501:34:12,981 --> 01:34:14,255
6406I'm ready.
6407
64081492
640901:35:50,579 --> 01:35:53,025
6410<font color="#D900D9">(PHIL GRUNTING)</font>
6411
64121493
641301:36:01,857 --> 01:36:03,632
6414What the fuck?
6415
64161494
641701:36:05,894 --> 01:36:06,929
6418Oh.
6419
64201495
642101:36:07,462 --> 01:36:08,497
6422<font color="#D900D9">(GLASS SHATTERS)</font>
6423
64241496
642501:36:08,663 --> 01:36:09,937
6426<font color="#D900D9">(STU LAUGHING)</font>
6427
64281497
642901:36:11,466 --> 01:36:15,039
6430<font color="#D900D9">(LAUGHING)</font>
6431
64321498
643301:36:15,203 --> 01:36:16,682
6434Oh, my God.
6435
64361499
643701:36:17,172 --> 01:36:18,515
6438You guys.
6439
64401500
644101:36:18,673 --> 01:36:21,051
6442We're so crazy.
6443
64441501
644501:36:22,043 --> 01:36:25,456
6446I'm wearing women's underwear. Ha-ha-ha.
6447
64481502
644901:36:25,614 --> 01:36:28,151
6450Oh, my God. Ha-ha-ha.
6451
64521503
645301:36:28,683 --> 01:36:31,789
6454Stu, don't freak out,
6455but you need to look down.
6456
64571504
645801:36:32,888 --> 01:36:34,367
6459What?
6460
64611505
646201:36:36,792 --> 01:36:38,430
6463Oh, my God!
6464
64651506
646601:36:38,593 --> 01:36:39,765
6467<font color="#D900D9">(CASSIE CONTINUES LAUGHING)</font>
6468
64691507
647001:36:39,928 --> 01:36:41,202
6471<font color="#D900D9">(YELLS)</font>
6472
64731508
647401:36:41,363 --> 01:36:43,775
6475<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Ho-ho-ho.
6476- Aah!
6477
64781509
647901:36:43,932 --> 01:36:45,605
6480<font color="#D900D9">(CASSIE CONTINUES LAUGHING)</font>
6481
64821510
648301:36:45,767 --> 01:36:47,576
6484<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Oh, fuck!
6485
64861511
648701:36:48,270 --> 01:36:50,443
6488I have boobies now!
6489
64901512
649101:36:50,605 --> 01:36:51,640
6492Holy shit!
6493
64941513
649501:36:51,807 --> 01:36:53,150
6496<font color="#808080">STU:</font> It's not funny!
6497
64981514
649901:36:54,009 --> 01:36:56,216
6500Alan, what did you do?
6501
65021515
650301:36:57,112 --> 01:36:58,921
6504What did you do, Alan?
6505
65061516
650701:36:59,080 --> 01:37:00,559
6508The wedding cake.
6509
65101517
651101:37:00,715 --> 01:37:01,955
6512It was from Leslie.
6513
65141518
651501:37:02,350 --> 01:37:03,385
6516<font color="#D900D9">(GLASS BREAKING)</font>
6517
65181519
651901:37:03,819 --> 01:37:04,923
6520Oh, my God.
6521
65221520
652301:37:05,086 --> 01:37:07,999
6524We had a sick night, bitches. Heh-heh-heh.
6525
65261521
652701:37:10,025 --> 01:37:11,732
6528<font color="#D900D9">(SCREAMING)</font>
6529
65301522
653101:40:03,798 --> 01:40:05,800
6532<font color="#D900D9">(English - US - SDH)</font>