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1748303964114935809 b"2016-06-29T16:55:42-07:00 <nickmullen> Don't do this to me fam  https://t.co/LFb5ABpVrR"
2748320703607373824 b"2016-06-29T18:02:13-07:00 <nickmullen> An ice cream truck almost just ran me over and I'm mad I missed out on the death I deserve"
3748323330986508288 b"2016-06-29T18:12:39-07:00 <nickmullen> I can't stop laughing at this  https://t.co/CORZS1k2rq"
4748353146406207488 b'2016-06-29T20:11:08-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @nickmullen: \xe2\x99\xaa five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred inches / how do you measure / the size of my dick \xe2\x99\xaa'
5748353228341919744 b'2016-06-29T20:11:28-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @nickmullen: What is Periodontis? ... "P In My Mouth" for Five Hundred Please.'
6748379726868258816 b"2016-06-29T21:56:45-07:00 <nickmullen> @someofmybest here's a sweet treat: you being quiet"
7748525795874848769 b'2016-06-30T07:37:11-07:00 <nickmullen> I think @ZacIsNotFunny is the best joke writer in New York'
8748527669982203904 b"2016-06-30T07:44:38-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @ricgiambro: He's a fucking beast with the roast jokes https://t.co/7OF03xBBAv"
9748553433943269378 b'2016-06-30T09:27:00-07:00 <nickmullen> VH1 Facts: Buddy Holly by Weezer was written about Arthur Chu from the perspective of Sady Doyle'
10748554621224894465 b"2016-06-30T09:31:43-07:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen go through the lyrics line by line and tell me I'm wrong"
11748555288740003841 b'2016-06-30T09:34:22-07:00 <nickmullen> @mikefossey do it mike. Do it now'
12748559179888091140 b"2016-06-30T09:49:50-07:00 <nickmullen> @cwhudson no dumbass that's the other way around"
13748559473799741440 b'2016-06-30T09:51:00-07:00 <nickmullen> @wrightontarget @StavComedy @nanglish Dundalk guy is better'
14748562069578977281 b'2016-06-30T10:01:19-07:00 <nickmullen> Gentlemen... Lunch is served https://t.co/eXP00anfBD'
15748562696740675584 b'2016-06-30T10:03:49-07:00 <nickmullen> @zandywithaz respect my meals or stay out of my mentions!!!'
16748563820457627648 b'2016-06-30T10:08:17-07:00 <nickmullen> @VIPapiv accoutrementing'
17748564023675846656 b"2016-06-30T10:09:05-07:00 <nickmullen> @zandywithaz you implied my last meal was bad (it wasn't)"
18748565173028401154 b'2016-06-30T10:13:39-07:00 <nickmullen> @DrBlueJeanns @zandywithaz shut up shut up!!! Shut the fuck up!!!!!'
19748565322605682692 b"2016-06-30T10:14:15-07:00 <nickmullen> @VIPapiv actually that's a french word (I don't consider them white)"
20748566034261676032 b'2016-06-30T10:17:04-07:00 <nickmullen> @Pazzjurist this is a used table'
21748566921990275073 b"2016-06-30T10:20:36-07:00 <nickmullen> There's a beautiful woman here (at the dentist) and I can tell she wants to have sex with me based on her body language (avoiding my gaze)"
22748568058160156672 b'2016-06-30T10:25:07-07:00 <nickmullen> The grocery store is the best place to meet girls. The fruit and vegetable look like genitals, you can make them fuck until a woman is horny'
23748569178165108736 b'2016-06-30T10:29:34-07:00 <nickmullen> For years mathematicians have tried to determine if sqrt(P=NP), the scientific formula that determines if girl Squirt is Pee or not Pee'
24748569729145704448 b"2016-06-30T10:31:45-07:00 <nickmullen> @zandywithaz that's why you gotta pretend the eggplant is your dick, so you can reach"
25748570417242181632 b'2016-06-30T10:34:29-07:00 <nickmullen> @zandywithaz in the dms, yes'
26748571702280491008 b'2016-06-30T10:39:36-07:00 <nickmullen> @KidsChemicals super jail'
27748581239347621889 b"2016-06-30T11:17:30-07:00 <nickmullen> Mario P A R T, Y? Because I'm thirty \xf0\x9f\x98\x8e\xf0\x9f\x98\x8e\xf0\x9f\x98\x8e\xf0\x9f\x98\x8e"
28748588348852289536 b"2016-06-30T11:45:45-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @virgiltexas: I'll be appearing on the Carl Diggler podcast tomorrow and every week until God dies. Please subscribe and rate: \\nhttps://t.co/I76UYIwUFv"
29748616602061574144 b'2016-06-30T13:38:01-07:00 <nickmullen> @extranapkins but where does the poop go'
30748618064053280768 b"2016-06-30T13:43:49-07:00 <nickmullen> @BronzeHammer @fart @extranapkins guys not right now I'm trying to decide if I want to buy the skull toilet"
31748621201132650500 b'2016-06-30T13:56:17-07:00 <nickmullen> @extranapkins hmm'
32748621391084257280 b'2016-06-30T13:57:03-07:00 <nickmullen> If you fav this im bringing pictures of you to the shooting range. Doing that is legal here  https://t.co/WYgNYnvu1O'
33748621574815764481 b"2016-06-30T13:57:46-07:00 <nickmullen> @Gaabbiemarie it's salmon"
34748668396347215872 b'2016-06-30T17:03:49-07:00 <nickmullen> @OldSchool92_ @nycguidovoice'
35748676204643975169 b'2016-06-30T17:34:51-07:00 <nickmullen> Love the day after the gym\\nWhen my ass hurts from being strong'
36748692834874634240 b'2016-06-30T18:40:56-07:00 <nickmullen> @rabite @serious_account @sierbkrys @virgiltexas @ByYourLogic @MilesKlee I will always vouch for weev'
37748717644455481344 b'2016-06-30T20:19:31-07:00 <nickmullen> @LuluConley @imlucascalloway @tomsizemore yeah Lucas you fucking piece of shit'
38748743959116062721 b'2016-06-30T22:04:05-07:00 <nickmullen> Had loud diarrhea in a public stall Tried to cover it up by yelling "GENTLEMEN!" and laughing boisterously but it made it worse'
39748878384860659712 b'2016-07-01T06:58:15-07:00 <nickmullen> \xf0\x9f\x8e\xb6 Harambe Versace\\nHarambe Harambe Harambe Harambe \xf0\x9f\x8e\xb6'
40748879745673199620 b'2016-07-01T07:03:39-07:00 <nickmullen> To the tune of "call me" by blondie \\n\xf0\x9f\x8e\xb6 Harambe! \\nHaram\\nHaram harambe hambe ray-ham\xf0\x9f\x8e\xb6'
41748880129233981440 b'2016-07-01T07:05:10-07:00 <nickmullen> @DanWiberg someone did that one I already RTed'
42748880534470795265 b'2016-07-01T07:06:47-07:00 <nickmullen> @RIPMarkusJ the alarm lover'
43748880950432530432 b'2016-07-01T07:08:26-07:00 <nickmullen> How about this one guys \\n\\n\xf0\x9f\x8e\xb6 giant steps are what you take, Harambe on the moon \xf0\x9f\x8e\xb6'
44748881621743439872 b'2016-07-01T07:11:06-07:00 <nickmullen> @FucktardIdiot I like it'
45748882899571736576 b'2016-07-01T07:16:11-07:00 <nickmullen> Rompe - daddy Yankee\\n\xf0\x9f\x8e\xb6Rambe, rambe, rambe\\nBien gorilla\\nRambe, rambe, rambe\\nEse cuerpo ella lo\\nRambe, rambe, rambe\\nBien gorilla\\nAre u ready\xf0\x9f\x8e\xb6'
46748887710119657473 b"2016-07-01T07:35:18-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @kurdpile: @nickmullen his palms harambe, knees week, arms harambe/ there's vomit on his sweater harambe, moms harambe"
47748891196311871488 b'2016-07-01T07:49:09-07:00 <nickmullen> Ah my associate https://t.co/0mHZEP6G15'
48748916221836398592 b"2016-07-01T09:28:36-07:00 <nickmullen> I'm famous https://t.co/1am63KI7Ot"
49748921123329470464 b'2016-07-01T09:48:04-07:00 <nickmullen> @heysarajune Harambe miss Jackson woo Harambe for real. Never meant to ape your daughter cry, I Harambe rambe thousand times'
50748924136110624768 b"2016-07-01T10:00:03-07:00 <nickmullen> I really can't wait until we live in a world where people don't leave comments like this anymore https://t.co/2391oa4WQD"
51748925995441422336 b'2016-07-01T10:07:26-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @Mobute: Texts From Your White Abuela to Ann Boleyn Explaining Why Unregulated Financial Instruments Slay Queen and Bernie Sanders Is A Dad Novelist'
52748927117589614594 b"2016-07-01T10:11:53-07:00 <nickmullen> @bobby I'm literally shitting and pissing myself right now. What the ever fucking diaper wearing fuck world is this"
53748928350509498368 b'2016-07-01T10:16:47-07:00 <nickmullen> @bobby @kleixa Hahaha this bitch was already crying anyways https://t.co/KWm7aGAMSi'
54748931131479908352 b'2016-07-01T10:27:50-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @Lowenaffchen: RIP to The Toast and good luck to its writers going back to getting thrown out of Barnes &amp; Noble for pepper spraying books with male authors'
55748936478361780224 b"2016-07-01T10:49:05-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @heysarajune: @nickmullen \\nshot Harambe today \\nTo see if I still feel \\nI focus on Harambe\\nThe only ape that's real"
56748988413903245312 b'2016-07-01T14:15:28-07:00 <nickmullen> Should my good friend @tomsizemore be a guest on cum town?'
57749003694478389249 b'2016-07-01T15:16:11-07:00 <nickmullen> @AlexJaMets @tomsizemore Tom the people have spoken'
58749005790208466944 b'2016-07-01T15:24:30-07:00 <nickmullen> @StuntBirdArmy the only billy brag here is you'
59749007260270137344 b'2016-07-01T15:30:21-07:00 <nickmullen> \xf0\x9f\x91\x83\xf0\x9f\x8f\xbf'
60749040487579938816 b'2016-07-01T17:42:23-07:00 <nickmullen> @willmenaker Mel gibsons stolen valor tattoo is the best part of the movie'
61749042665140944897 b"2016-07-01T17:51:02-07:00 <nickmullen> I didn't vote for no damn Barack HARAMBE Obama"
62749051071469907968 b'2016-07-01T18:24:26-07:00 <nickmullen> @looonstar Fuck this bitch katana privileges revoked'
63749053856538038272 b"2016-07-01T18:35:30-07:00 <nickmullen> @couchdefiler @tomsizemore if anyone can make it happen it's Susie"
64749054221350240256 b'2016-07-01T18:36:57-07:00 <nickmullen> @twistofnate @looonstar @Just_Bebis lmao'
65749287530990796800 b'2016-07-02T10:04:03-07:00 <nickmullen> @rabite is that cum with bugs in it'
66749289474186706944 b'2016-07-02T10:11:46-07:00 <nickmullen> The ultimate example yes  https://t.co/JkQ4ZczbHX'
67749290233749991424 b"2016-07-02T10:14:47-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @markleggett: Just a simple photo of a red vase, right?\\nLook closer; it's Hall &amp; Oates. http://t.co/XVvkVn4wKY"
68749303396826513408 b'2016-07-02T11:07:05-07:00 <nickmullen> @tastefactory I think the leg came off too'
69749328374234025984 b"2016-07-02T12:46:20-07:00 <nickmullen> @HARD_GAY_COP @grabmybutstick @WantWifePics @freddiedeboer I know you won't believe me but it really isn't"
70749329953611735040 b'2016-07-02T12:52:37-07:00 <nickmullen> @HARD_GAY_COP @grabmybutstick @WantWifePics @freddiedeboer these are my only Alts. I muted all of you https://t.co/8wD62G1TEW'
71749339498941644800 b'2016-07-02T13:30:33-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @pr0spector88: (dice clay voice)  Ayy uh, harambe, why yous sleepin on the uhhh job eh!?  Ohhhhhh'
72749341650619695104 b"2016-07-02T13:39:06-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @jimpjorps: congrats to @nycguidovoice on managing the states finest Micky Donaliado's https://t.co/eEAyIwK4Cm"
73749341688729067520 b'2016-07-02T13:39:15-07:00 <nickmullen> @jimpjorps @nycguidovoice lmao'
74749345204684070912 b'2016-07-02T13:53:13-07:00 <nickmullen> Rip to elie Wiesel, one of the characters from fivel goes west I think'
75749397000018419712 b'2016-07-02T17:19:02-07:00 <nickmullen> @mattytalks @looonstar @sleepygrl94 @FamousCeleb a god damn classic'
76749397346618925058 b'2016-07-02T17:20:25-07:00 <nickmullen> @mattytalks @looonstar @sleepygrl94 @FamousCeleb discovering great old tweets in random warehouses all over Brooklyn'
77749397906491371521 b'2016-07-02T17:22:38-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @nycguidovoice: Drinkin cheap Lambrusco wine on da Giannicolo hill ova lookin Rome. \\nEy I love dat freakin memry'
78749408261124812800 b'2016-07-02T18:03:47-07:00 <nickmullen> This is Jamie being an apologist for other bags of diarrhea https://t.co/rd5pZEzeFb'
79749408780459319296 b"2016-07-02T18:05:51-07:00 <nickmullen> @NinaDontPlayMtG that's not what b/c stands for"
80749446866526404608 b'2016-07-02T20:37:11-07:00 <nickmullen> @Michelgrabowy thanks'
81749454483416047616 b"2016-07-02T21:07:27-07:00 <nickmullen> @BaltimoreMatt @TomFHannah I just now realized your avi isn't dan Nainan"
82749488053736079360 b'2016-07-02T23:20:51-07:00 <nickmullen> Officer Blonnie "Blue" Blueman Here with some Blue-reaking Blews: California Just Blue-anned Blost Bluns https://t.co/bEmPRzZKjG'
83749489020091133952 b'2016-07-02T23:24:41-07:00 <nickmullen> @adamjohnsonNYC blews to me!!!'
84749642948028076033 b'2016-07-03T09:36:21-07:00 <nickmullen> Loser principal @Glinner'
85749648710498476032 b'2016-07-03T09:59:15-07:00 <nickmullen> Lol https://t.co/dguQ8al57k'
86749659208790999041 b"2016-07-03T10:40:58-07:00 <nickmullen> @rachelmillman @vrunt @SurgicalTurtle I'm Mickey Mouse"
87749659729413242880 b"2016-07-03T10:43:02-07:00 <nickmullen> Donald Duck is my fursona. Any use of his image is unauthorized use of my likeness. Disney owes me $12b. Legally I don't have to wear pants"
88749660812445380608 b"2016-07-03T10:47:20-07:00 <nickmullen> (Wife discovers another woman's underwear in my suitcase)\\nWife: what is this\\nMe: am I being detained\\nWife: what? are you ch\\nMe: AM I BEING D"
89749663422523011072 b'2016-07-03T10:57:42-07:00 <nickmullen> Me or my son ever https://t.co/uRMjRacvQm'
90749693446852579329 b'2016-07-03T12:57:01-07:00 <nickmullen> (Looking at bowling ball)\\nWhich ones the ass hole'
91749706719912230912 b'2016-07-03T13:49:45-07:00 <nickmullen> @shrekpissslave pal the only thing I can see myself in is your wife'
92749716140352471040 b'2016-07-03T14:27:11-07:00 <nickmullen> Crying and tearing up my vision board covered in different versions of my future autograph: "Mrs. Nick Dril"'
93749970484247298048 b'2016-07-04T07:17:51-07:00 <nickmullen> Imo the most offensive "star of David" is the one where beer nerd favs your tweet and you know an extremely spectrum comment will follow'
94749971026235256833 b'2016-07-04T07:20:01-07:00 <nickmullen> @skizelo https://t.co/rxB0egOuYd'
95750034929065525248 b'2016-07-04T11:33:56-07:00 <nickmullen> Really zero waste? Cause last time I checked all white girls is trash \xf0\x9f\x92\x85\xf0\x9f\x8f\xbf\xf0\x9f\x92\x85\xf0\x9f\x8f\xbf\xf0\x9f\x92\x85\xf0\x9f\x8f\xbf\xf0\x9f\x92\x85\xf0\x9f\x8f\xbf\xf0\x9f\x92\x85\xf0\x9f\x8f\xbf\xf0\x9f\x92\x85\xf0\x9f\x8f\xbf\xf0\x9f\x92\x85\xf0\x9f\x8f\xbf\xf0\x9f\x92\x85\xf0\x9f\x8f\xbf https://t.co/zlRSEk6X0o'
96750126748277338113 b'2016-07-04T17:38:48-07:00 <nickmullen> @Fenwick100 @StavComedy @MyWifeHatesMe99 I was good but Stav was bad. Thanks'
97750133698775908352 b'2016-07-04T18:06:25-07:00 <nickmullen> Happy Fourth of July everyone https://t.co/67o8owEDhw'
98750388386708463617 b"2016-07-05T10:58:27-07:00 <nickmullen> @pattymo that's the goal of Olympic ice skating: to not fall through the ice"
99750388563490041856 b"2016-07-05T10:59:09-07:00 <nickmullen> Personally I think huckabee owns are good because his voice makes him sound like he's doing bad owns ironically"
100750389134364184582 b'2016-07-05T11:01:25-07:00 <nickmullen> (Huckabee voice) Hillary has problems with another FBI: forgetting bills infidelities. Because he cheated on her, a practice known as sex'
101750390092640976897 b'2016-07-05T11:05:14-07:00 <nickmullen> (Huckabee voice) Im not surprised Hillary is having an issue with mail: considering shes always pushing the envelope. RE her electronic mail'
102750390803378372608 b"2016-07-05T11:08:03-07:00 <nickmullen> @DanHopp he should have his own show: Huckabee's Own Show"
103750390863554080768 b'2016-07-05T11:08:18-07:00 <nickmullen> @evilboner wrong account'
104750391148217335808 b'2016-07-05T11:09:25-07:00 <nickmullen> (Huckabee voice) Hillary wore an expensive suit on the campaign trail: no not the Armani one, the expensive law suit against her for the ema'
105750391971034824704 b'2016-07-05T11:12:42-07:00 <nickmullen> (Huckabee voice) Hillary wants to fill her cabinet with women: I think she means cabinette: the tiny cabin she has to live in when she loses'
106750392457502810112 b"2016-07-05T11:14:38-07:00 <nickmullen> (Huckabee voice) Hillary might not be POtUs but she'll do great on the lady ghostbusters: she's very disrespectful to dead Americans"
107750393255032922112 b'2016-07-05T11:17:48-07:00 <nickmullen> (Huckabee voice) they need to remake that movie the untouchables, but starring Hillary as the untouchable man, or in this case, woman'
108750393676350849025 b"2016-07-05T11:19:28-07:00 <nickmullen> (Huckabee voice) Hillary will do great on the Olympic bowling team: she's a real pinhead"
109750394340640522240 b'2016-07-05T11:22:07-07:00 <nickmullen> (Huckabee voice) Guys is there an Olympic team that sends emails? Can someone look into that this AM'
110750395851424620544 b'2016-07-05T11:28:07-07:00 <nickmullen> (Huckabee voice) hill.. Hilliar. Hilliary. Hilliary Cliarton. \\n\\nGuys when is lunch'
111750423199180021760 b'2016-07-05T13:16:47-07:00 <nickmullen> @alicewhiteplus @robdelaney Alice do you want to get married'
112750425127037374465 b"2016-07-05T13:24:27-07:00 <nickmullen> @alicewhiteplus @robdelaney I'm strong and so is my dick"
113750427819612762113 b'2016-07-05T13:35:09-07:00 <nickmullen> @robdelaney @alicewhiteplus he succ me he succ me'
114750701759983747072 b'2016-07-06T07:43:41-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @pburtchaell: My roommate received this email from a Microsoft recruiter today. https://t.co/90Qwr78eGO'
115750704640203849728 b"2016-07-06T07:55:08-07:00 <nickmullen> Honestly you're not really shitting until you've installed a CB radio in your bathroom so you can communicate with truckers while doing so"
116750708260420870144 b"2016-07-06T08:09:31-07:00 <nickmullen> @jp_mcdade @nargiswtf that's not the guy lol"
117750791242385072128 b'2016-07-06T13:39:15-07:00 <nickmullen> New Cum Town ft. Jim Norton and Felix | Also you can support the arts now here: https://t.co/FiGb7jhCso'
118750796740576542720 b"2016-07-06T14:01:06-07:00 <nickmullen> @PhonoxSmith it's up now"
119750804511942381568 b'2016-07-06T14:31:59-07:00 <nickmullen> Sorry everyone the second half of this got fucked up please redownload it'
120750804728188198912 b'2016-07-06T14:32:51-07:00 <nickmullen> @presidentjlh please'
121750842863001403392 b'2016-07-06T17:04:23-07:00 <nickmullen> @mmMOUF check the second half and see if the audio is fucked up. I already uploaded the corrected one'
122750848751737118721 b'2016-07-06T17:27:47-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @bedbugs99: Wife downloaded @Tinder "just for laughs". Tonight she\'s meeting some guy to #troll him LOL\xf0\x9f\x98\x82 Can\'t wait to hear how big of a loser he is\xf0\x9f\x98\x82\xf0\x9f\x98\x82\xf0\x9f\x98\x82\xf0\x9f\x98\x82'
123750856512294256640 b'2016-07-06T17:58:37-07:00 <nickmullen> "Cheeeese!" - me while taking a dick pic'
124750867911028375553 b'2016-07-06T18:43:55-07:00 <nickmullen> @Dave_Sheraton thanks man'
125751088199599001600 b'2016-07-07T09:19:15-07:00 <nickmullen> @JT60564 lol I know but so are most of them'
126751097028604751872 b'2016-07-07T09:54:20-07:00 <nickmullen> Why do James Comey and Michael McKean have the same exact voice'
127751097504335265796 b'2016-07-07T09:56:14-07:00 <nickmullen> @kept_simple just imagine him responding to every question with "jimmy..."'
128751121795139432448 b"2016-07-07T11:32:45-07:00 <nickmullen> You're literally watching the unedited source material and then looking for a way to dismiss it https://t.co/trQc99kd7s"
129751125652196225024 b"2016-07-07T11:48:05-07:00 <nickmullen> (Cernovich voice) truth seeker here. You'll notice the steering wheel is on the wrong side of the car, possibly stolen from England (whites)"
130751127249408106496 b'2016-07-07T11:54:26-07:00 <nickmullen> (Last page of gorilla mindset) so after extensive research it appears the triangle peg goes in the triangle hole whereas the square does not'
131751131431603171329 b'2016-07-07T12:11:03-07:00 <nickmullen> Beyond a response from the NRA, if you\'re a "guns protect us from tyranny" guy you should be mad castile didn\'t return fire and kill the cop'
132751132749977780224 b"2016-07-07T12:16:17-07:00 <nickmullen> @ItsTonyNow sorry he can't use the handcuffs on you anymore"
133751134526756315137 b'2016-07-07T12:23:21-07:00 <nickmullen> @pr0spector88 sic semper tyrannis and also people who use wall hacks'
134751137685415354373 b"2016-07-07T12:35:54-07:00 <nickmullen> @powerful_ceo I'm talking about the shooting today. The other current situation where cops killed a guy that wasn't a threat"
135751142063266230272 b"2016-07-07T12:53:18-07:00 <nickmullen> @thedude756 that's not him. Also he wasn't being arrested"
136751162436275806208 b'2016-07-07T14:14:15-07:00 <nickmullen> remember bernie sanders?'
137751175834996801537 b'2016-07-07T15:07:29-07:00 <nickmullen> this is the funniest shit ive ever seen in my life https://t.co/7jVS0rgYA9'
138751220603189878784 b'2016-07-07T18:05:23-07:00 <nickmullen> itll be interesting to see who "hates the cops" when they get robbed and need someone to show up 7 hours later and shrug their shoulders'
139751228289398759424 b'2016-07-07T18:35:55-07:00 <nickmullen> Officer Placed On Paid Leave #My5WordApology'
140751232536563576832 b'2016-07-07T18:52:48-07:00 <nickmullen> "turbds are jubst dogs without ears, lebgs or tails!" \\n\\n*jomny smears the feces all over his face*'
141751240922919276545 b'2016-07-07T19:26:08-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @WhoAteMyPizza: Holy fuck https://t.co/tB9V4beKav'
142751242337423089664 b'2016-07-07T19:31:45-07:00 <nickmullen> Sam Hyde PLEASE put the gun down!!! #Dallas'
143751243664484163584 b'2016-07-07T19:37:01-07:00 <nickmullen> "violence doesnt solve anything" is a message that should have been delivered to police departments for the last 50 years'
144751251666410807296 b'2016-07-07T20:08:49-07:00 <nickmullen> a petty, but fun move is replying "ALL lives matter" to all the #bluelivesmatter tweets rn'
145751261474580930561 b"2016-07-07T20:47:47-07:00 <nickmullen> I'm popular with your wife \xf0\x9f\x98\x8e https://t.co/LoBdTgX8MS"
146751261640461475841 b"2016-07-07T20:48:27-07:00 <nickmullen> @presidentjlh she's beautiful"
147751263223328874496 b'2016-07-07T20:54:44-07:00 <nickmullen> @harambematters @ActionB0SS thank you Harambe'
148751263983856865281 b'2016-07-07T20:57:46-07:00 <nickmullen> @leyawn thank you Leon'
149751272980760506369 b"2016-07-07T21:33:31-07:00 <nickmullen> @BillionaireDad @SeanRMoorhead I'm sorry guys"
150751273320411123713 b"2016-07-07T21:34:52-07:00 <nickmullen> @hoopnazi please don't do this to me"
151751274300225646592 b'2016-07-07T21:38:45-07:00 <nickmullen> Sam Hyde please listen to patricia!!! https://t.co/8s4TXzhWDb'
152751276878711754753 b'2016-07-07T21:49:00-07:00 <nickmullen> @leyawn can I talk to her'
153751279462776336386 b'2016-07-07T21:59:16-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @wkamaubell: People are taking off the mask tonight. This is a now deleted tweet from former congressman @WalshFreedom. #Dallas https://t.co/IMAOXnvgdL'
154751291347357892608 b'2016-07-07T22:46:30-07:00 <nickmullen> @Cognac_McCarthy damn'
155751291669941723137 b"2016-07-07T22:47:47-07:00 <nickmullen> You're literally fishing right now while all of this is happening tho???  https://t.co/uzsxHs3CvS"
156751292993055916032 b'2016-07-07T22:53:02-07:00 <nickmullen> @mikemikeliltike explain this??? https://t.co/gyW7U0GfYQ'
157751293107937898497 b'2016-07-07T22:53:29-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @nickmullen: @mikemikeliltike explain this??? https://t.co/gyW7U0GfYQ'
158751293417200779265 b"2016-07-07T22:54:43-07:00 <nickmullen> @mikemikeliltike yea that's me tweeting at you right now. You're fishing during a shooting... Smh"
159751414130624659456 b"2016-07-08T06:54:23-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @blackvoices: Mark Hughes, man incorrectly ID'd as #Dallas suspect, says he's been receiving death threats https://t.co/5Y4ssDG51M https://t.co/qkD4IHQ7Ao"
160751415183327780864 b"2016-07-08T06:58:34-07:00 <nickmullen> They cleared this guy and they're leaving this tweet up for some reason  https://t.co/AjNmaMVjWu"
161751426997906202626 b'2016-07-08T07:45:31-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @RollingOut: Mark Hughes has been CLEARED and is NOT a suspect! @DallasPD Please DELETE the tweet naming him as one! #Dallas https://t.co/i7ruGXqFZp'
162751445538520924160 b"2016-07-08T08:59:12-07:00 <nickmullen> It's about to be a rough day on Facebook for this guy https://t.co/pP5Kep1F16"
163751446806018547712 b"2016-07-08T09:04:14-07:00 <nickmullen> @newkirkzack I think he's a different guy with the same name but he also hates cops"
164751457457751326720 b'2016-07-08T09:46:33-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @neilkli: If Micah Xavier Johnson was white https://t.co/Htqo0Z3jNY'
165751457481809883136 b'2016-07-08T09:46:39-07:00 <nickmullen> @neilkli lmao'
166751469920572076032 b"2016-07-08T10:36:05-07:00 <nickmullen> Guys please don't confuse the pussy posse with the neo pussy posse, they're two politically distinct groups and mean different things. Thx"
167751495872186314752 b'2016-07-08T12:19:12-07:00 <nickmullen> @mauvaisefaith what do you mean'
168751519723351904258 b"2016-07-08T13:53:59-07:00 <nickmullen> @atbobb @leducviolet they waited. I don't see the difference between this and just killing him with gunfire (they were shooting at him)"
169751522306304933888 b'2016-07-08T14:04:15-07:00 <nickmullen> @Bro_Pair @pattymo https://t.co/8W9yRWnU80'
170751524881754357760 b'2016-07-08T14:14:29-07:00 <nickmullen> @pattymo @Bro_Pair sometimes I give the dick stripes'
171751526546544918528 b'2016-07-08T14:21:06-07:00 <nickmullen> @leducviolet @atbobb @jesticide "it\'s cowardly" is probably the only shitty argument against drone strikes'
172751527095046635520 b"2016-07-08T14:23:16-07:00 <nickmullen> @atbobb @leducviolet @jesticide they were trying to kill him with gunfire anyways. The guy wouldn't stand down"
173751527621872279552 b"2016-07-08T14:25:22-07:00 <nickmullen> @leducviolet @atbobb @jesticide I don't even understand the euphemisms anymore"
174751527812939513858 b'2016-07-08T14:26:07-07:00 <nickmullen> @atbobb @leducviolet @jesticide I feel like they would. Would have been guaranteed death penalty in tx. Almost better that he died this way'
175751528600139075584 b'2016-07-08T14:29:15-07:00 <nickmullen> @atbobb @leducviolet @jesticide would you be calling it an execution if they were able to shoot him?'
176751529018227355648 b'2016-07-08T14:30:55-07:00 <nickmullen> @atbobb @leducviolet @jesticide Dorner would have risen from the grave had they not'
177751529577890054144 b"2016-07-08T14:33:08-07:00 <nickmullen> @atbobb @jesticide @leducviolet you have to understand that at a certain point that's unrealistic. The guy had already shot 10 cops"
178751529799810711554 b'2016-07-08T14:34:01-07:00 <nickmullen> @leducviolet @jesticide @atbobb so if he had a bomb it would have been okay to blow him up?'
179751530907018878976 b'2016-07-08T14:38:25-07:00 <nickmullen> Respect to our police who protect all of us. All of us except Mark Hughes, who they continue to implicate in 5 murders for some reason'
180751533898652352514 b"2016-07-08T14:50:18-07:00 <nickmullen> @FuxNet I'm gay"
181751558103263567872 b'2016-07-08T16:26:29-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @bonerhitler: @lukeoneil47 @esquire love too fuck the spoon'
182751558164223582208 b'2016-07-08T16:26:44-07:00 <nickmullen> @bonerhitler @lukeoneil47 @esquire lmao. Luke he got you there'
183751560862666723328 b'2016-07-08T16:37:27-07:00 <nickmullen> Should @BarryPepper be a guest on cum town: Americas Favorite Podcast?'
184751564613238530048 b'2016-07-08T16:52:21-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @BarryPepper: Would love to visit Turkey one day.  PeaceLove to my Turkish brothers &amp; sisters  https://t.co/8od4HR837B'
185751564752321712128 b"2016-07-08T16:52:55-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @BarryPepper: Amazing to hear politicos say their candidate just needs to 'act' more presidential; as if a wolf in a more convincing sheepskin is the key."
186751565178169360384 b"2016-07-08T16:54:36-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @BarryPepper: You liked them all but here's your favorite #BarryPepper characters. Thanks for the comments everyone! https://t.co/orpaSjyKzO"
187751566898303729664 b"2016-07-08T17:01:26-07:00 <nickmullen> There's a civil defense siren going off somewhere in Brooklyn and it's making me feel good on an autistic level"
188751567576141012992 b"2016-07-08T17:04:08-07:00 <nickmullen> @MaxwellZiskin it goes off when there's a new discount at key foods"
189751568184868794369 b'2016-07-08T17:06:33-07:00 <nickmullen> @bobby idk but I heard a t1000 in attack mode a month ago near bed stuy'
190751568249842765824 b'2016-07-08T17:06:48-07:00 <nickmullen> @archibaldcrane @BarryPepper Jim was good we were bad'
191751578051868258304 b"2016-07-08T17:45:45-07:00 <nickmullen> @Ghost_Boats a little bit yeah, I don't use a template so sometimes the music plays a little long"
192751625423214223360 b"2016-07-08T20:54:00-07:00 <nickmullen> When you're not mad, two months later &gt;&gt;&gt; https://t.co/oAGlJQ2W72"
193751625587542941701 b'2016-07-08T20:54:39-07:00 <nickmullen> @IRodC thanks'
194751626330165379072 b"2016-07-08T20:57:36-07:00 <nickmullen> @TomFHannah iTunes isn't and that's all that matters my friend"
195751626422716956672 b'2016-07-08T20:57:58-07:00 <nickmullen> @Molly_Kats @lukeoneil47 @Mobute I was already pretty'
196751629046732165122 b"2016-07-08T21:08:23-07:00 <nickmullen> @lukeoneil47 @Molly_Kats @Mobute Luke's wife is a beard"
197751632752903090180 b"2016-07-08T21:23:07-07:00 <nickmullen> @Camera_Angel I'm trans now, you're prune Tracy."
198751789763301113856 b"2016-07-09T07:47:01-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @leyawn: @bendreyfuss @EmilyDreyfuss to be fair you're not really known for being funny"
199751917883450679296 b'2016-07-09T16:16:08-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @claireballor: Reports of masked men here at #DPDHQ'
200751917904598274048 b'2016-07-09T16:16:13-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @claireballor: Secured perimeter around the building is growing #DPDHQ https://t.co/ACKJxr84Ic'
201751925046780817408 b'2016-07-09T16:44:35-07:00 <nickmullen> Hahaha ha nice name dude  https://t.co/xzQaKgMWSp'
202751973864553451521 b'2016-07-09T19:58:34-07:00 <nickmullen> Lol hell yea https://t.co/OOncYVWbBN'
203751975543722115072 b"2016-07-09T20:05:15-07:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen I'm pretty sure this kid is the bad guy from little rascals that steals darla with tapdancing"
204751976195911249920 b"2016-07-09T20:07:50-07:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen this guy, but he's saying all lives matter https://t.co/naZ2WAGcLD"
205751996281946566656 b"2016-07-09T21:27:39-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @virgiltexas: Some thoughts on Pokemon Go, Dallas, and Trump's VP pick (1/?)"
206751996615213416448 b'2016-07-09T21:28:59-07:00 <nickmullen> Big news everyone, the @NRA has officially reached out to me and made me an offer to be their new spokesperson... Updates soon\\n(100% real)'
207751997472772415488 b'2016-07-09T21:32:23-07:00 <nickmullen> @DJScootIsADoot @NRA yes'
208751997699583508480 b'2016-07-09T21:33:17-07:00 <nickmullen> @distransient @NRA thanks man'
209751998298450452481 b'2016-07-09T21:35:40-07:00 <nickmullen> All of my tweets are 100% the thoughts and opinions of the National Rifle Association (not satire, real)'
210751999007120060417 b'2016-07-09T21:38:29-07:00 <nickmullen> Hats off to the AR 15, our favorite gun, for proving its ultimate power this week. We salute you \\n(Official NRA tweet)'
211751999376743161856 b"2016-07-09T21:39:57-07:00 <nickmullen> A lot of my fellow young people (millennials) don't like guns: I've got two words for you: chk chk (the gun cocking sound)"
212751999763986452480 b"2016-07-09T21:41:29-07:00 <nickmullen> It's not true that the glock is the only gun that can get through an airport. Any gun can... If you're not a coward"
213752002779426816000 b'2016-07-09T21:53:28-07:00 <nickmullen> Beta males wipe and flush...\\nReal men point their gun at everyone else in the bathroom'
214752003875004157952 b'2016-07-09T21:57:50-07:00 <nickmullen> A lot of people say guys with guns have small dicks. My question is: so what? With my gun I can have sex with whoever I want'
215752004178499735552 b"2016-07-09T21:59:02-07:00 <nickmullen> Enjoying the musical Hamilton? Did you know Hamilton wrote the 2nd amendment, and if you like the play and aren't armed you're a hypocrite?"
216752004450315829248 b'2016-07-09T22:00:07-07:00 <nickmullen> Here come dat boi? Let him come. Let him step onto my property. I will show you what coming feels like'
217752004634189922304 b'2016-07-09T22:00:51-07:00 <nickmullen> @virgiltexas good'
218752006240528719872 b'2016-07-09T22:07:13-07:00 <nickmullen> @Lowenaffchen is this a threat'
219752007760313716736 b'2016-07-09T22:13:16-07:00 <nickmullen> @Lowenaffchen anyone who ats me is subject to firepower'
220752008309171949569 b'2016-07-09T22:15:27-07:00 <nickmullen> Sometimes you need a good guy with two guns. Or perhaps three. To be safe every good guy should have at least 5 guns'
221752009224453033984 b'2016-07-09T22:19:05-07:00 <nickmullen> Imagine a perfect world, lets call it Safetyria, where all disputes are solved with guns and we defeat climate change by threatening the sun'
222752009986197323776 b"2016-07-09T22:22:07-07:00 <nickmullen> Did you know concealed carry is legal if the gun is inside a top hat? It's called Magicians Law, so think twice before laughing at my hat"
223752010423235383296 b'2016-07-09T22:23:51-07:00 <nickmullen> @newkirkzack @NRA they fired me'
224752011155430862848 b'2016-07-09T22:26:45-07:00 <nickmullen> 2015 death toll\\nCars = 6.5 million\\nPlanes = 4 million\\nSnakes = 200k\\nDick stuck in vacuum = 35 \\nGuns = 4'
225752011287018741761 b'2016-07-09T22:27:17-07:00 <nickmullen> @rigamarock yes'
226752011610089263104 b"2016-07-09T22:28:34-07:00 <nickmullen> Hey Darwin awards, we got one for ya over here at the NRA: apparently some doofus didn't have a gun and he got stabbed to death by criminals"
227752011951316865024 b'2016-07-09T22:29:55-07:00 <nickmullen> @almyrOH actually we have guns that kill people now'
228752012688583172096 b'2016-07-09T22:32:51-07:00 <nickmullen> Millennials: remember Nintendo? Remember duck hunt? What if you had that gun for real? What if you could go back in time and kill for real'
229752017253592342528 b'2016-07-09T22:50:59-07:00 <nickmullen> Lena Gunham. \\n\\nGuess guns aren\'t so "uncool" now huh?'
230752036646028185600 b"2016-07-10T00:08:03-07:00 <nickmullen> Here's me  https://t.co/TRyNIaXcN7"
231752037202050293764 b'2016-07-10T00:10:15-07:00 <nickmullen> Delete your account  https://t.co/wnWkCa50H9'
232752039485353914368 b"2016-07-10T00:19:20-07:00 <nickmullen> It's time to \xf0\x9f\x91\x8f\xf0\x9f\x8f\xbeclap \xf0\x9f\x91\x8f\xf0\x9f\x8f\xbeback at gun haters fam. The NRA don't play. We #outchea"
233752194301128564736 b"2016-07-10T10:34:31-07:00 <nickmullen> I've been asked to leave the NRA folks"
234752200326434983937 b'2016-07-10T10:58:27-07:00 <nickmullen> @ConnorSouthard no you meant the black guys'
235752202186654879744 b'2016-07-10T11:05:51-07:00 <nickmullen> @ConnorSouthard it almost happened once!!!'
236752202617296683008 b'2016-07-10T11:07:33-07:00 <nickmullen> @SeanRMoorhead @ConnorSouthard the FBI questioned me like sixth months ago and asked if I was "extremely online guy"'
237752202833311784960 b"2016-07-10T11:08:25-07:00 <nickmullen> @SeanRMoorhead @ConnorSouthard it wasn't from posting, I think my uncle was going around telling people I was an Isis sympathizer"
238752203563254878208 b'2016-07-10T11:11:19-07:00 <nickmullen> @SeanRMoorhead @ConnorSouthard it was actually shitty and ruined my month lol. I put it together at my grandmothers funeral'
239752203767907487744 b"2016-07-10T11:12:08-07:00 <nickmullen> @SeanRMoorhead @ConnorSouthard no he's just like 70 years old and got spooked when I casually explained Isis to him"
240752203815458398209 b'2016-07-10T11:12:19-07:00 <nickmullen> @SeanRMoorhead @ConnorSouthard and like yeah he probably also hates me'
241752204311938170880 b'2016-07-10T11:14:17-07:00 <nickmullen> @ConnorSouthard @SeanRMoorhead my other uncle raised a glass of Sprite to toast the United States of America at the same event'
242752251165153300480 b'2016-07-10T14:20:28-07:00 <nickmullen> @bonerhitler @teenmom4evr lmao'
243752258669769789440 b'2016-07-10T14:50:17-07:00 <nickmullen> @PREMIUMPOMPOM the bass 770 is bad ass tho'
244752262923012173824 b'2016-07-10T15:07:11-07:00 <nickmullen> @WeaveToucher Brendan this is nonsense I constantly say "he\'s funny tho" whenever someone complains about you for an hour'
245752269666723258368 b"2016-07-10T15:33:59-07:00 <nickmullen> Here's two guys I will always passively sort of go to bat for:\\n- Brendan diarrhea \\n- Weev"
246752270648139980800 b'2016-07-10T15:37:53-07:00 <nickmullen> @PREMIUMPOMPOM Equus is also a manufacturer that makes a different car that is cool, unlike that Hyundai, which is for retards'
247752272683027406848 b"2016-07-10T15:45:58-07:00 <nickmullen> @Pucksandstones but he's funny"
248752272995041902592 b'2016-07-10T15:47:13-07:00 <nickmullen> @Just_Bebis @sa_da_tay mine'
249752273106220249088 b'2016-07-10T15:47:39-07:00 <nickmullen> @PREMIUMPOMPOM y..no'
250752276709160980482 b'2016-07-10T16:01:58-07:00 <nickmullen> @neverputout @darling_kun the song is better in the short one'
251752280252903202816 b"2016-07-10T16:16:03-07:00 <nickmullen> @macleanbrendan you're welcome"
252752280788067057668 b'2016-07-10T16:18:11-07:00 <nickmullen> @bloodhaiI are you Michael'
253752281551489101824 b"2016-07-10T16:21:13-07:00 <nickmullen> @WeaveToucher I'm gay"
254752285315423956992 b'2016-07-10T16:36:10-07:00 <nickmullen> @bloodhaiI what happened'
255752323270603669504 b'2016-07-10T19:06:59-07:00 <nickmullen> Reminder to everyone still playing Pokemon that one of them is a transphobic blackface https://t.co/N6fNUbTBk4'
256752324688899149826 b'2016-07-10T19:12:38-07:00 <nickmullen> I think the best thing to happen with Pokemon go will be someone finding a jynx in a target bathroom https://t.co/rUt6aMEmi0'
257752326716505350144 b'2016-07-10T19:20:41-07:00 <nickmullen> I forgot how bad Jen is at cooking lol  https://t.co/oPBoHXKkxh'
258752328054458945536 b'2016-07-10T19:26:00-07:00 <nickmullen> @someofmybest (completely fucks up flipping a pancake) ahh uhh my favorite meal uhhh pike..pikechetties heh'
259752329318852882434 b'2016-07-10T19:31:01-07:00 <nickmullen> @someofmybest it should be illegal for you to own spoons'
260752329503578419201 b'2016-07-10T19:31:45-07:00 <nickmullen> @someofmybest zero evidence of this'
261752330381794443271 b"2016-07-10T19:35:15-07:00 <nickmullen> @zandywithaz @someofmybest I didn't cook that shit I went to dinner at a shitty place"
262752330499595571200 b"2016-07-10T19:35:43-07:00 <nickmullen> @someofmybest @zandywithaz here's my last home meal https://t.co/PoqaPa7pTX"
263752331096583507968 b'2016-07-10T19:38:05-07:00 <nickmullen> @Cryptoterra @someofmybest @zandywithaz https://t.co/XW0LtZf5IJ'
264752331470799331328 b'2016-07-10T19:39:34-07:00 <nickmullen> @zandywithaz @someofmybest oh this shit was not healthy I guarantee you'
265752331523790147584 b'2016-07-10T19:39:47-07:00 <nickmullen> @zandywithaz @someofmybest i fried it in butter'
266752331686059339777 b'2016-07-10T19:40:26-07:00 <nickmullen> @dogboner @someofmybest @zandywithaz you filled up on pumpkins'
267752331866720636929 b'2016-07-10T19:41:09-07:00 <nickmullen> @zandywithaz @dogboner @someofmybest lol same'
268752332101601660929 b'2016-07-10T19:42:05-07:00 <nickmullen> @zandywithaz @someofmybest it was. This was breakfast today https://t.co/nPqog3RAtE'
269752332464102707200 b"2016-07-10T19:43:31-07:00 <nickmullen> @StuntBirdArmy @zandywithaz @someofmybest not me personally but that's what those are yes"
270752343103588237312 b"2016-07-10T20:25:48-07:00 <nickmullen> I don't think this actor has been in a single movie where he isn't wearing this shirt https://t.co/YMgxUMtwGF"
271752348831749009409 b"2016-07-10T20:48:34-07:00 <nickmullen> @JrDanaharveyjr it's not type"
272752483774194147328 b'2016-07-11T05:44:46-07:00 <nickmullen> @dancingdelilah @antonwheel @wkamaubell @WalshFreedom where did we physically open his mouth and put words in there? Or are you lying?'
273752484296334671872 b"2016-07-11T05:46:51-07:00 <nickmullen> So I guess there's undercover cops on Twitter now https://t.co/yiB50Z6MHw"
274752485903097094148 b'2016-07-11T05:53:14-07:00 <nickmullen> @tinybaby https://t.co/KbtqCKAkej'
275752492393878937600 b'2016-07-11T06:19:01-07:00 <nickmullen> @rigamarock @brendlewhat you'
276752505038262661120 b'2016-07-11T07:09:16-07:00 <nickmullen> Lol hell yea this is the best one  https://t.co/jQYFduCBeJ'
277752513228253585408 b'2016-07-11T07:41:49-07:00 <nickmullen> Just thinking out loud,\\nBaton, like a police baton\\nRouge=blood? \\n\\nPerhaps someone could do a poem of this'
278752513318926053376 b"2016-07-11T07:42:10-07:00 <nickmullen> @libbycwatson @verified I'm the real Libby"
279752517412080189440 b'2016-07-11T07:58:26-07:00 <nickmullen> @libbycwatson @IGIhosT lmao Jfc'
280752519692946927620 b'2016-07-11T08:07:30-07:00 <nickmullen> @ggooooddddoogg put it in the poem'
281752520812746375168 b'2016-07-11T08:11:57-07:00 <nickmullen> @AmberALeeFrost \\n***anagram solver v1.1***\\nANU CHATTERJEE =\\n.\\n..\\n...\\nARTHUR J CHU'
282752523220113301508 b"2016-07-11T08:21:31-07:00 <nickmullen> @zandywithaz @dogboner I'm starting to think your son is fake and you're one of the BPD mom's on here"
283752524365829382144 b'2016-07-11T08:26:04-07:00 <nickmullen> @zandywithaz @dogboner big pussy disease'
284752524402152075264 b"2016-07-11T08:26:13-07:00 <nickmullen> @zandywithaz @dogboner it's fatal"
285752525403202449409 b'2016-07-11T08:30:12-07:00 <nickmullen> Giuliani has finally gone full Italian'
286752528104799801344 b"2016-07-11T08:40:56-07:00 <nickmullen> @karengeier no it's on here somewhere"
287752562249164873734 b'2016-07-11T10:56:36-07:00 <nickmullen> When the 2012, breakdancing cop twitter crew gets mad https://t.co/eFG00IuDZu'
288752565497909182464 b'2016-07-11T11:09:31-07:00 <nickmullen> Lol  https://t.co/WRvTNPIRw9'
289752567379134148608 b'2016-07-11T11:16:59-07:00 <nickmullen> @neilkli lmao'
290752568334181281793 b'2016-07-11T11:20:47-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @iAmShemp: @Home_Halfway Thanks man!\\n\\nhttps://t.co/Cg8D7a8emr'
291752568405580976129 b'2016-07-11T11:21:04-07:00 <nickmullen> @BigLeagueTom @Home_Halfway lmao but'
292752630220562243584 b'2016-07-11T15:26:42-07:00 <nickmullen> @MattBrotchie @morninggloria @kerenmargolis Erin refuses to come on'
293752640466097700864 b'2016-07-11T16:07:25-07:00 <nickmullen> Come at me https://t.co/BvUEJmqtfp'
294752643119171170304 b"2016-07-11T16:17:57-07:00 <nickmullen> @austinjmichaels lol it's shoulder"
295752643189673226240 b"2016-07-11T16:18:14-07:00 <nickmullen> @lukeoneil47 @mattytalks they're blackberries"
296752643692742213632 b'2016-07-11T16:20:14-07:00 <nickmullen> @mikefossey @lukeoneil47 @mattytalks I agree'
297752644011458985985 b'2016-07-11T16:21:30-07:00 <nickmullen> @blanketboat @morninggloria @MattBrotchie @kerenmargolis were gonna have a lady episode'
298752644400044531712 b"2016-07-11T16:23:03-07:00 <nickmullen> @mattytalks @zandywithaz @mikefossey @lukeoneil47 zandy (to son): not now Zandrew, I have to ruin everyone's fun online by being sincere"
299752645056134250496 b'2016-07-11T16:25:39-07:00 <nickmullen> @andylevy Andy cuts his food with safety scissors'
300752646534085414914 b'2016-07-11T16:31:31-07:00 <nickmullen> @andylevy imo a big part of eating steak is not being a pussy'
301752646568336060416 b'2016-07-11T16:31:40-07:00 <nickmullen> @mattytalks @andylevy lmao'
302752647867148435461 b'2016-07-11T16:36:49-07:00 <nickmullen> @DinkMagic thanks'
303752651612057993220 b'2016-07-11T16:51:42-07:00 <nickmullen> "Time Crisis" has to be the shittiest name for a video game'
304752652274900566016 b'2016-07-11T16:54:20-07:00 <nickmullen> @BabsGray is this always like this or is this specifically for slurpee day: https://t.co/rqNQTjnZSN'
305752652680158408704 b'2016-07-11T16:55:57-07:00 <nickmullen> @plopadop lmao come on'
306752656482001358848 b'2016-07-11T17:11:03-07:00 <nickmullen> #IfIWereACelebrity no one would be allowed to criticize me'
307752658650787880961 b'2016-07-11T17:19:40-07:00 <nickmullen> @BabsGray i have literally never heard of this brand until now they should pay you @ampm'
308752659193526640640 b'2016-07-11T17:21:50-07:00 <nickmullen> @zandywithaz @mattytalks @mikefossey @lukeoneil47 fuckin, old people ass restaurant much'
309752659696306257920 b'2016-07-11T17:23:49-07:00 <nickmullen> @BabsGray @davetotheross @ampm https://t.co/a17yJbRHKj'
310752660630423961600 b'2016-07-11T17:27:32-07:00 <nickmullen> @zandywithaz @mattytalks @mikefossey @lukeoneil47 which son is this'
311752702088447160321 b'2016-07-11T20:12:17-07:00 <nickmullen> @DJStenbergiwitc cc @StavComedy'
312752896740290854912 b'2016-07-12T09:05:45-07:00 <nickmullen> but.... I...I got a tattoo of you as calvin... pissing into her mouth... https://t.co/4lKb1EuIbk'
313752897004401991680 b'2016-07-12T09:06:48-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @6footinvisible: @nickmullen  https://t.co/Xpr7nGRzLF'
314752923058134978560 b'2016-07-12T10:50:20-07:00 <nickmullen> interesting because "you\'re not allowed to play pokemon here" is exactly what the nazis would say, I counter, as they ask me to leave again'
315752923647195639808 b'2016-07-12T10:52:40-07:00 <nickmullen> "no its grindr" - showing my phone to the security guard at the holocaust museum'
316752924106991996928 b'2016-07-12T10:54:30-07:00 <nickmullen> "oh uh yeah its pokemon" - guy at holocaust museum using calculator app to divide 6 million by 3 years'
317752924280074203136 b'2016-07-12T10:55:11-07:00 <nickmullen> @Lowenaffchen anne frank would have been catching'
318752934572384522241 b"2016-07-12T11:36:05-07:00 <nickmullen> lol @ the video in case you don't know what door to door means https://t.co/GIjyGK7z2N"
319752965461470507008 b'2016-07-12T13:38:50-07:00 <nickmullen> Love to visit ye Vitamin Shoppe of yore. Ye ole Tyme shoppe where the knightly br\xc5\x93s get sw\xc5\x93le off whey before the Mich\xc3\xa6lmas'
320752974178115063812 b'2016-07-12T14:13:28-07:00 <nickmullen> im votin NECKMEAT 2016'
321752974907588378624 b'2016-07-12T14:16:22-07:00 <nickmullen> newt and trump hugging and it makes the sound my balls make when i have to peel them off my leg in the middle of summer'
322753074400493182976 b'2016-07-12T20:51:43-07:00 <nickmullen> i rushed home cause adam told me that ON Whey was 40 dollars for the 10lb bag for prime day but he lied and now im pissed'
323753075652811694081 b'2016-07-12T20:56:41-07:00 <nickmullen> @powerful_ceo THATS WHAT IM DOING YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT'
324753075837382103040 b'2016-07-12T20:57:25-07:00 <nickmullen> @powerful_ceo until im strong'
325753076846204428288 b"2016-07-12T21:01:26-07:00 <nickmullen> @evilboner no I'm 19"
326753076935803170817 b'2016-07-12T21:01:47-07:00 <nickmullen> @Chase__Chase good set please stop bullying me'
327753209305076207616 b"2016-07-13T05:47:46-07:00 <nickmullen> A southie guy with the accent that's always talking about being Irish but he's Chinese"
328753223199085752321 b'2016-07-13T06:42:59-07:00 <nickmullen> Queef (noun)\\n1. The farting noise a vagina makes as air escapes\\n2. Any music produced by a french horn'
329753224483431915520 b'2016-07-13T06:48:05-07:00 <nickmullen> @Just_Bebis https://t.co/IuQ3jVHqVp'
330753273043544313856 b'2016-07-13T10:01:03-07:00 <nickmullen> I would definitely go see Chinese ghostbusters'
331753273877187399680 b'2016-07-13T10:04:22-07:00 <nickmullen> (Listening to kidz bop to make myself pissed for some reason) So cause of this PC shit we gotta remake everything with kids now???'
332753274970734723072 b'2016-07-13T10:08:42-07:00 <nickmullen> @TweTro \\nIf your neighborhood has become excite \\nWho will you communicate to? \\nPlease do not dial'
333753279291132174336 b"2016-07-13T10:25:52-07:00 <nickmullen> what's up my brotha? \\n(Cool black guy extends hand for cool hand shake)\\nNames Dog Shit"
334753280044139708416 b'2016-07-13T10:28:52-07:00 <nickmullen> @theseantcollins Sean beats off to the sound of tony soprano stress eating meat'
335753280574475923456 b"2016-07-13T10:30:58-07:00 <nickmullen> @IWasInBowfinger I'm stuck working a job and can't upload it"
336753291912451354624 b'2016-07-13T11:16:02-07:00 <nickmullen> @libbycwatson @girlziplocked atlas shrugged, Ann counters book about Mexicans and the Paula dean recipe book (where she uses the n word)'
337753293210441711616 b"2016-07-13T11:21:11-07:00 <nickmullen> Woman: my body is a miracle it can create another human\\nMe: often I won't change my underwear for a month and slowly a pee stain appears"
338753323937233338368 b"2016-07-13T13:23:17-07:00 <nickmullen> A game me and my friends like to play on a first date: ask the girl to name three men she's slept with and she can answer you leave"
339753324028845252608 b'2016-07-13T13:23:39-07:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen if, if she can answer sorry folks'
340753327403204800512 b'2016-07-13T13:37:03-07:00 <nickmullen> @Skippysigmatic I do in fact'
341753329883896508419 b'2016-07-13T13:46:55-07:00 <nickmullen> @theryanwalsh why did you quit doing stand up man'
342753330075798478848 b'2016-07-13T13:47:40-07:00 <nickmullen> @theryanwalsh hm so you failed at comedy huh'
343753330864717697024 b'2016-07-13T13:50:49-07:00 <nickmullen> @theryanwalsh so the answer is yes then? You quit because you were really bad at it?'
344753333105449205760 b'2016-07-13T13:59:43-07:00 <nickmullen> @theryanwalsh must be a rewarding career if you sit online all day bitter about your failed attempt at being a comedian'
345753335348684529664 b'2016-07-13T14:08:38-07:00 <nickmullen> @theryanwalsh lol of course not why would I do that. You and your friends will probably keep tweeting at me for another six months tho'
346753337674526785540 b"2016-07-13T14:17:52-07:00 <nickmullen> @theryanwalsh hecklers don't usually tweet at and about you for months and months on end because they're mad about not being funny"
347753339262171484160 b"2016-07-13T14:24:11-07:00 <nickmullen> @theryanwalsh maybe you should calm down and make peace with the fact that you're a very boring, dumb guy"
348753388271909109764 b'2016-07-13T17:38:55-07:00 <nickmullen> When ur fat as shit and u wanna die &gt;&gt;&gt; https://t.co/rXC2M2NTo4'
349753388586381213696 b'2016-07-13T17:40:10-07:00 <nickmullen> @StavComedy https://t.co/SZ7Nd4kDOT'
350753390112466173956 b'2016-07-13T17:46:14-07:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen thanks guys https://t.co/p8WI8M4Avp'
351753586148547649539 b"2016-07-14T06:45:13-07:00 <nickmullen> Stav's car got stolen so the appropriate response is making dude where's my car jokes at him for the next month. Shibby!"
352753589590842368001 b"2016-07-14T06:58:54-07:00 <nickmullen> @atbobb dude where's his car"
353753593880159854594 b'2016-07-14T07:15:56-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @captainboof: @nickmullen and den? https://t.co/uMUVkY66XR'
354753607288636706816 b'2016-07-14T08:09:13-07:00 <nickmullen> @charles_kinbote \\n1. George\\n2. Ass\\n3. Herbert\\n4. Motherfucking \\n5. Walker\\n6. Ass\\n7. Motherfuckin\\n8. Bush'
355753612679839965184 b'2016-07-14T08:30:38-07:00 <nickmullen> @thebears1010101 sorry man uploading it now'
356753621962371559424 b'2016-07-14T09:07:32-07:00 <nickmullen> curb_your_enthusiasm_theme.mp3 https://t.co/GabUOvrx9r'
357753655143502082053 b"2016-07-14T11:19:23-07:00 <nickmullen> @IWasInBowfinger it's up now sorry"
358753656656781778944 b'2016-07-14T11:25:23-07:00 <nickmullen> white castle burgers seem cheap until you factor in the costs of extra toilet paper and the chemo therapy and shit'
359753667529139228673 b'2016-07-14T12:08:36-07:00 <nickmullen> @FromThe31 Jedikid'
360753694392502853633 b'2016-07-14T13:55:20-07:00 <nickmullen> @duyarvish explosive impact ft night man theme'
361753696349514768384 b'2016-07-14T14:03:07-07:00 <nickmullen> @FormerCEO lmao'
362753699911040917504 b"2016-07-14T14:17:16-07:00 <nickmullen> @bonerhitler Dickfields dead but some people say there's alternate universes. That you could meet a version of yourself from another world"
363753700278935887872 b'2016-07-14T14:18:44-07:00 <nickmullen> @ChrisCaesar @bonerhitler well if you followed the canon you would know he slipped on a banana peel while visiting auschwitz'
364753702187444891648 b'2016-07-14T14:26:19-07:00 <nickmullen> @sweeney__toad @bonerhitler a portal opens....'
365753703520025636865 b'2016-07-14T14:31:36-07:00 <nickmullen> @bendreyfuss @zandywithaz @cushbomb @pregnantmoron NOW youre usin Twitter \xe2\x84\xa2'
366753704035195166720 b'2016-07-14T14:33:39-07:00 <nickmullen> @bendreyfuss @someofmybest because Jen says so'
367753709167081320448 b'2016-07-14T14:54:03-07:00 <nickmullen> @bendreyfuss @Stefan_BC @zandywithaz @cushbomb @pregnantmoron Ben (ahem) can I have 50 dollars please'
368753722419609821185 b'2016-07-14T15:46:42-07:00 <nickmullen> @bendreyfuss @zandywithaz she wrote mambo number 5'
369753740649023803392 b"2016-07-14T16:59:09-07:00 <nickmullen> @hiimreverie let's do it"
370753741471073837056 b'2016-07-14T17:02:25-07:00 <nickmullen> @hiimreverie read my dick with your mouth dog boy'
371753746046233239552 b'2016-07-14T17:20:36-07:00 <nickmullen> Nice? More like not so nice if you ask me'
372753746824696061952 b'2016-07-14T17:23:41-07:00 <nickmullen> Actually the joke was about your dick  https://t.co/bURl9TrcTa'
373753747025901056005 b'2016-07-14T17:24:29-07:00 <nickmullen> @grottlechong online'
374753747788056461317 b'2016-07-14T17:27:31-07:00 <nickmullen> @TepidButter @brandkaufman tweet Harambe Zika every day for the next four months'
375753748430284058625 b'2016-07-14T17:30:04-07:00 <nickmullen> @KedgeOnline what if you had a dick'
376753751076453621760 b"2016-07-14T17:40:35-07:00 <nickmullen> @TepidButter @brandkaufman Don't u mean Zika Harambe lol. Keep tweeting it please"
377753752197972783104 b'2016-07-14T17:45:02-07:00 <nickmullen> @ActionB0SS @KedgeOnline that sounds like a personal problem to me'
378753753109650874369 b'2016-07-14T17:48:40-07:00 <nickmullen> @PREMIUMPOMPOM he sold the building last year for like 30 lol'
379753753147680628736 b'2016-07-14T17:48:49-07:00 <nickmullen> @PREMIUMPOMPOM mil*'
380753753890735132672 b'2016-07-14T17:51:46-07:00 <nickmullen> @PREMIUMPOMPOM I used to live a block away. That building rules'
381753756695399165952 b"2016-07-14T18:02:54-07:00 <nickmullen> @RegressiveElf I'm sorry I did it as soon as I heard"
382753757561430630400 b'2016-07-14T18:06:21-07:00 <nickmullen> @brendonwalsh link?'
383753764874883391488 b'2016-07-14T18:35:25-07:00 <nickmullen> @D2_Derpinator @TepidButter explain what?'
384753767391918776322 b'2016-07-14T18:45:25-07:00 <nickmullen> @D2_Derpinator @TepidButter keep tweeting Harambe Zika for four months please'
385753767886632710144 b'2016-07-14T18:47:23-07:00 <nickmullen> @Struggle_Tweetr @D2_Derpinator @TepidButter or go this route and convert your account into a 100% fan of mine account thanks'
386753768349532839936 b'2016-07-14T18:49:13-07:00 <nickmullen> @D2_Derpinator @TepidButter do it bitch'
387753768510657028100 b'2016-07-14T18:49:51-07:00 <nickmullen> @animadvertguy flawless logic'
388753768741125623808 b'2016-07-14T18:50:46-07:00 <nickmullen> @D2_Derpinator @TepidButter do it you weak bitch'
389753769583476142080 b'2016-07-14T18:54:07-07:00 <nickmullen> @D2_Derpinator @TepidButter did you have to google cod piece after you wrote that'
390753769964365111296 b'2016-07-14T18:55:38-07:00 <nickmullen> @Struggle_Tweetr @D2_Derpinator @TepidButter #1 nick Mullen fan Struggle Tweeter, my man'
391753773249918541824 b'2016-07-14T19:08:41-07:00 <nickmullen> Damn I should be on @Chopped https://t.co/6FWBOP9iYv'
392753775317416894465 b'2016-07-14T19:16:54-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @orange_grimace: @nickmullen @chopped The Kirkland Feast'
393753775496601763840 b'2016-07-14T19:17:37-07:00 <nickmullen> @TomFHannah @chopped thank you Tom'
394753929491546800129 b'2016-07-15T05:29:32-07:00 <nickmullen> https://t.co/d4AsqXCYGi'
395753936398814703616 b"2016-07-15T05:56:59-07:00 <nickmullen> @boring_as_heck I'm the murderer"
396753938005371617280 b"2016-07-15T06:03:22-07:00 <nickmullen> @tinybaby @DinkMagic @boring_as_heck my dad is Robert shaw but I don't got a blue check"
397753941133559009280 b"2016-07-15T06:15:48-07:00 <nickmullen> @willmenaker @tinybaby @DinkMagic @boring_as_heck USS Indianapolis story but it's about fefos instead of sharks"
398753941801250193408 b'2016-07-15T06:18:27-07:00 <nickmullen> @DinkMagic @willmenaker @tinybaby @boring_as_heck yes'
399753943129200418817 b'2016-07-15T06:23:44-07:00 <nickmullen> @DinkMagic @willmenaker @tinybaby @boring_as_heck the fefos are in the water sucking off all the sailors'
400753944056070299649 b"2016-07-15T06:27:25-07:00 <nickmullen> @DinkMagic @willmenaker @tinybaby @boring_as_heck idk it's been awhile since I've seen jaws"
401753955693850456064 b"2016-07-15T07:13:39-07:00 <nickmullen> The Chris Kyle movie but this time it's Grave Digger the monster truck and he becomes a seal after the nice attacks"
402753957050552557568 b"2016-07-15T07:19:03-07:00 <nickmullen> @brendlewhat @AlexDropkin @samknight1 @kept_simple that's rich coming from someone who is small and green"
403753960046195798017 b'2016-07-15T07:30:57-07:00 <nickmullen> @theseantcollins @brendlewhat @AlexDropkin @samknight1 @kept_simple can you stop talking about game of thrones for like two seconds'
404753960324894756868 b'2016-07-15T07:32:04-07:00 <nickmullen> @OneTrickTofani I doubt it'
405753960710846152704 b'2016-07-15T07:33:36-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @MaxwellZiskin: @nickmullen the only way to stop a bad guy with a truck is a good guy with a truck https://t.co/2qPkP0qtsF'
406753990815387713536 b'2016-07-15T09:33:13-07:00 <nickmullen> Congrats to trump/pence for finding the one way to combine T and P without it looking like a swastika'
407753995032923746304 b"2016-07-15T09:49:59-07:00 <nickmullen> Blast you ISIS! You've almost made me cuss! But I shan't  https://t.co/HzAmdKny7j"
408753996093168373762 b'2016-07-15T09:54:11-07:00 <nickmullen> Stay Tuned for a special Piers Morgan Live, where he plans to use the highest swears in the most pipsqueak castrato he can muster'
409753997388650541056 b"2016-07-15T09:59:20-07:00 <nickmullen> Funny that once the trump pence logo came out everyone started pretending like fucking and handjobs aren't awesome"
410753997569278283777 b'2016-07-15T10:00:03-07:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen "ooh look the t is having sex with the p!!"\\n\\nJealous much bitch? I\'ve fucked most of the alphabet'
411754014148233662464 b"2016-07-15T11:05:56-07:00 <nickmullen> @Hermit_Thrush @Cheesegod69 @piersmorgan isn't that every one of your tweets"
412754016891572719616 b"2016-07-15T11:16:50-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @sexyfacts4u: hey @nickmullen don't you record cumtown in his studio? https://t.co/sYxtOr2RUU"
413754016981838331904 b'2016-07-15T11:17:12-07:00 <nickmullen> @sexyfacts4u Ant No!!!!!!'
414754019689874030592 b'2016-07-15T11:27:57-07:00 <nickmullen> @sexyfacts4u cc @racewarspodcast'
415754027062634184704 b'2016-07-15T11:57:15-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @nickwiger: Check out @cd_hooks feed right now https://t.co/lGHC0RoMgT'
416754028450835472384 b'2016-07-15T12:02:46-07:00 <nickmullen> Guys you should have cancelled truck Thursday  https://t.co/3NYwtEJLuA'
417754029273300729857 b'2016-07-15T12:06:02-07:00 <nickmullen> @InternetHippo https://t.co/SHL0ZV4CqK'
418754079492071682048 b'2016-07-15T15:25:35-07:00 <nickmullen> wow VERY suspicious #28pages https://t.co/Os5SlcrZno'
419754079783705841664 b'2016-07-15T15:26:45-07:00 <nickmullen> @TepidButter i like him yes'
420754101830003589121 b'2016-07-15T16:54:21-07:00 <nickmullen> #ApplyNRALogicToAnything Islam doesnt kill people, people kill people'
421754101940712341504 b'2016-07-15T16:54:47-07:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen wait did i participate in this hash tag right im on here to make friends'
422754105442435993601 b'2016-07-15T17:08:42-07:00 <nickmullen> @BAKKOOONN @NegarMortazavi @russfischer shhhhm mman ur fucking this up'
423754106491645353984 b'2016-07-15T17:12:52-07:00 <nickmullen> @zandywithaz @BAKKOOONN @NegarMortazavi @russfischer turkey will be mine'
424754107055603146752 b"2016-07-15T17:15:07-07:00 <nickmullen> Sam.... This time it's worth it  https://t.co/OPKDTewW6s"
425754109834245570560 b'2016-07-15T17:26:09-07:00 <nickmullen> What do the #LoudBlackGirls want with Erdogan? Check @TwitterMoments to find out'
426754114805523415040 b'2016-07-15T17:45:55-07:00 <nickmullen> @DC_450 #loudblackgirls'
427754162154673147905 b'2016-07-15T20:54:03-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @oldmanweldon: Sometimes this website delivers. Big time. https://t.co/PTaWlzqDpH'
428754162385997459459 b"2016-07-15T20:54:59-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @Lowenaffchen: (watching footage of military helicopter firing on civilians, leaving freshly severed entrails strewn over the streets) Oh no she twitn't"
429754162435523739648 b'2016-07-15T20:55:10-07:00 <nickmullen> @Lowenaffchen which Disney villain is Erdogan'
430754178983558774784 b"2016-07-15T22:00:56-07:00 <nickmullen> @Lowenaffchen it's the clock alligator from Peter Pan but instead of the clock the kids in there using the wrong pronouns"
431754179048520179712 b'2016-07-15T22:01:11-07:00 <nickmullen> Tom Myers tribute https://t.co/fHpV7A3LsK'
432754295163208556544 b'2016-07-16T05:42:35-07:00 <nickmullen> @ItsTonyNow @lukeoneil47 is that a Churchill quote'
433754321685327806464 b'2016-07-16T07:27:59-07:00 <nickmullen> (guy gets dog piled for telling zandy to choke to death on cum)\\nguys mb she should choke to death on a little bit of cum? idk twitter is bad'
434754322348766064640 b'2016-07-16T07:30:37-07:00 <nickmullen> @rigamarock im not disagreeing with this'
435754323865019543552 b'2016-07-16T07:36:38-07:00 <nickmullen> @bitchmale you'
436754329028090273792 b'2016-07-16T07:57:09-07:00 <nickmullen> check out cum friend @bonniemcfarlane (who has been banned from cum town for being a girl) on Colbert https://t.co/aO5y7DqPck'
437754332008675934208 b'2016-07-16T08:09:00-07:00 <nickmullen> #2016in3words Chapo Trap House'
438754342226839429121 b'2016-07-16T08:49:36-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @YUNG_MIZOGUCCI: @nickmullen #2016in3words Puerto Rican Rattlesnake'
439754342349120167936 b'2016-07-16T08:50:05-07:00 <nickmullen> Shout out to all my fellow motherfuckin puerto rican rattlesnakes out there'
440754350168280068096 b'2016-07-16T09:21:09-07:00 <nickmullen> #ThingsHillaryWillNeverHave ah uge boner'
441754351601381507073 b'2016-07-16T09:26:51-07:00 <nickmullen> a woke poem \\nWhite people: playing pokemon go in the streets\\nblack people: being dying by police\\nchinese people: we hack pokemon please'
442754352805255716864 b'2016-07-16T09:31:38-07:00 <nickmullen> lmao pakistan like honor killed their kim kardashian'
443754353920286261253 b'2016-07-16T09:36:04-07:00 <nickmullen> I love that a big part of Christianity is wearing a shirt in the pool https://t.co/QGWqVnGldr'
444754366888206036992 b'2016-07-16T10:27:36-07:00 <nickmullen> @TSex_ nainan is dead'
445754386559995084801 b"2016-07-16T11:45:46-07:00 <nickmullen> @hemotomaniac @luisjgomez I'm the real Puerto Rican rattlesnake literally everyone knows this"
446754387967150530560 b"2016-07-16T11:51:21-07:00 <nickmullen> @hemotomaniac @luisjgomez I'm the only Puerto Rican rattlesnake bitch"
447754397751589429249 b"2016-07-16T12:30:14-07:00 <nickmullen> @hemotomaniac @luisjgomez you're about to get stung by the original Puerto Rican rattlesnake (me, I'm him)"
448754413949827833857 b'2016-07-16T13:34:36-07:00 <nickmullen> @krousemas @AmberALeeFrost I only know the Garfield shit because it involved his ass hole'
449754434800946180096 b'2016-07-16T14:57:27-07:00 <nickmullen> yea i got a promise ring... its called my ass hole. and i have "i will never be gay" tattooed around its circumference. the promise is to me'
450754435273715507200 b'2016-07-16T14:59:20-07:00 <nickmullen> @TomFHannah sssssss'
451754435915343421440 b"2016-07-16T15:01:53-07:00 <nickmullen> #DrSeussABreakup The Cat In My Wife's Pussy"
452754436103684390912 b'2016-07-16T15:02:38-07:00 <nickmullen> when u get owned by brandon its time to move back to texas @feraljokes https://t.co/Q1YkmfXFDt'
453754443837725089792 b'2016-07-16T15:33:22-07:00 <nickmullen> Imagine being this much of a loser. Imagine having an interest so lame you waste your life on it https://t.co/NiuF3VzWTL'
454754444846400700416 b'2016-07-16T15:37:22-07:00 <nickmullen> @ultrakevin900 explosive impact ft nightman theme'
455754445631767318528 b'2016-07-16T15:40:30-07:00 <nickmullen> lmao https://t.co/ew0XljO8QK'
456754491182605012992 b'2016-07-16T18:41:30-07:00 <nickmullen> when i do rap songs at karaoke i change all the n words to "oopsie daisies" but then i change all the regular cuss words to the n word'
457754502470752145408 b"2016-07-16T19:26:21-07:00 <nickmullen> @andyaloser I'm trying to grow... As a human being"
458754502887385001984 b'2016-07-16T19:28:00-07:00 <nickmullen> (trying to grow as a human being, to literally grow as a person. face starts turning red. trying harder now. im dizzy and shitting myself)'
459754522367053950976 b'2016-07-16T20:45:25-07:00 <nickmullen> @lukeoneil47 @thedailybeast is this about spotlight'
460754522846764859392 b'2016-07-16T20:47:19-07:00 <nickmullen> @lukeoneil47 @thedailybeast do you do the accent in the article'
461754523667376242688 b'2016-07-16T20:50:35-07:00 <nickmullen> @lukeoneil47 yes thanks'
462754529260619128832 b'2016-07-16T21:12:48-07:00 <nickmullen> @mikefossey @lukeoneil47 https://t.co/Renoe3iNQD'
463754534818445230080 b'2016-07-16T21:34:53-07:00 <nickmullen> @amaturestate @mikefossey @lukeoneil47 thanks'
464754684321005445120 b'2016-07-17T07:28:58-07:00 <nickmullen> @someofmybest this is how I feel about women in STEM'
465754706145953144832 b"2016-07-17T08:55:41-07:00 <nickmullen> @LLQJ206 @kristinelevine Kristine you should probably also mention that you've been burned twice by fake gofundme's/cancers"
466754706406381584384 b"2016-07-17T08:56:43-07:00 <nickmullen> @LLQJ206 @kristinelevine idk your experience Quincy but plenty of people lie about shit online to exploit people's empathy"
467754715646752088064 b'2016-07-17T09:33:26-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @ashleeterra: https://t.co/gqsC4cqHWW'
468754723487567245312 b'2016-07-17T10:04:36-07:00 <nickmullen> @GiuliaRozzi @ScottBaio scott baio is/was a great actor. not to take away from your point but diagnosis murder was the best show of all time'
469754731286892273664 b'2016-07-17T10:35:35-07:00 <nickmullen> @LLQJ206 @kristinelevine Kristine had a thing with a woman that had fake cancer for like a year online'
470754739435271548928 b"2016-07-17T11:07:58-07:00 <nickmullen> @LLQJ206 I'm just offering context"
471754750448914014208 b'2016-07-17T11:51:44-07:00 <nickmullen> @kristinelevine @LLQJ206 that still falls under the category of "things"'
472754755987391778817 b"2016-07-17T12:13:44-07:00 <nickmullen> This is enough. It's time to give US Police Departments a nuclear option"
473754756385305493504 b'2016-07-17T12:15:19-07:00 <nickmullen> The only way to protect law enforcement officers AND prevent civilian deaths is if the police are allowed to employ thermonuclear devices'
474754804700692840448 b'2016-07-17T15:27:18-07:00 <nickmullen> @Tupacca @BAKKOOONN @beezer2662 @JoyAnnReid Tiny sharks much, bitch'
475754805141040168960 b'2016-07-17T15:29:03-07:00 <nickmullen> @pr0spector88 I like to grab the breasts of women at the bowling place and say "I\'m trying to delete it haha. Like from wint"'
476754834131666821122 b'2016-07-17T17:24:15-07:00 <nickmullen> Probably the greatest benefit of capitalism is all those free saltines at the salad bar in the grocery store'
477754837460572569600 b"2016-07-17T17:37:29-07:00 <nickmullen> I'm pretty much always envisioning new karate moves. different tactical scenarios, combat"
478754837986089590788 b"2016-07-17T17:39:34-07:00 <nickmullen> Usb a, usb b, usb c... it's like what's next...freakin, usb d?"
479754839064310902785 b'2016-07-17T17:43:51-07:00 <nickmullen> I love how ppl disrespect hot air balloons/balloon culture until they see the fuckin flame thrower shit inside and they shit themselves'
480754840671765327872 b"2016-07-17T17:50:15-07:00 <nickmullen> @bloodhaiI @leyawn the tv falls off while he's laughing and cuts his Dick off"
481754846560316514304 b'2016-07-17T18:13:39-07:00 <nickmullen> Hahahahaha https://t.co/qdKii8HjdQ'
482754846959593201665 b"2016-07-17T18:15:14-07:00 <nickmullen> @presidentjlh well I'm probably gonna get this saw now"
483754849504306819072 b'2016-07-17T18:25:20-07:00 <nickmullen> @zandywithaz @theseantcollins same except my son is dead now'
484754852815076487169 b'2016-07-17T18:38:30-07:00 <nickmullen> @neverputout @cushbomb this is fucking gold'
485754853037739483136 b'2016-07-17T18:39:23-07:00 <nickmullen> @theseantcollins @zandywithaz your son is actually mine sorry you had to find out this way'
486754853295978606592 b'2016-07-17T18:40:24-07:00 <nickmullen> @neverputout @cushbomb @Pazzjurist I love how produced it is'
487754853630948286464 b'2016-07-17T18:41:44-07:00 <nickmullen> @Pazzjurist @neverputout @cushbomb wen ur podcast so fire u gotta murder police &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;'
488754853696236814336 b'2016-07-17T18:42:00-07:00 <nickmullen> @zandywithaz @theseantcollins yes sorry'
489754858006123257856 b"2016-07-17T18:59:07-07:00 <nickmullen> @pcarroll47 @neverputout @cushbomb @Pazzjurist it's me"
490754858120552251392 b'2016-07-17T18:59:35-07:00 <nickmullen> @evilboner @bloodhaiI @leyawn alright buddy settle down'
491754860437032865793 b'2016-07-17T19:08:47-07:00 <nickmullen> @leyawn @bloodhaiI @bug_data @evilboner I actually feel bad for him leave him alone'
492754860603282423808 b"2016-07-17T19:09:27-07:00 <nickmullen> @leyawn @bloodhaiI @bug_data @evilboner like I think he's literally retarded don't own him please"
493754861043285884928 b'2016-07-17T19:11:12-07:00 <nickmullen> @evilboner @leyawn @bloodhaiI @bug_data ***intellectually disabled! Sorry sorry'
494754861312094695424 b'2016-07-17T19:12:16-07:00 <nickmullen> At least he died doing what he loved: making chili and slipping on some of the chili and smashing his face through the microwave'
495754863850227376130 b'2016-07-17T19:22:21-07:00 <nickmullen> @DJStenbergiwitc lmao hell yea'
496754864219896504320 b'2016-07-17T19:23:49-07:00 <nickmullen> @evilboner @bloodhaiI @leyawn please stop respecting me'
497754864385869357056 b"2016-07-17T19:24:28-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @feraljokes: .@nickmullen it's you https://t.co/63qKwaEMls"
498754867334771245056 b"2016-07-17T19:36:12-07:00 <nickmullen> Can't dodge the roge can't goof the roof can't queen the mateen can't gong the long"
499754868483301793792 b'2016-07-17T19:40:45-07:00 <nickmullen> Shout out to all my fellow #alphapreneurs'
500755027366959800321 b"2016-07-18T06:12:06-07:00 <nickmullen> Re: the Kanye/Taylor swift beef\\nKanye = BLM\\nSwift = the police\\nAnd if this doesn't make sense to u, u need to decolonize your mind. Thanks"
501755030962979893252 b'2016-07-18T06:26:24-07:00 <nickmullen> Somebody keep these white boys out my mentions  https://t.co/iTWOcHhSjm'
502755041702226853889 b'2016-07-18T07:09:04-07:00 <nickmullen> The identity singularity https://t.co/ZQPg3suHZr'
503755042345473769472 b"2016-07-18T07:11:37-07:00 <nickmullen> @micahthepatriot I don't think so fun"
504755042368034840576 b'2016-07-18T07:11:43-07:00 <nickmullen> @micahthepatriot Tim'
505755043797403394049 b'2016-07-18T07:17:23-07:00 <nickmullen> what... what world is this https://t.co/EFrnwfT9nW'
506755043841892356100 b'2016-07-18T07:17:34-07:00 <nickmullen> @LeBaronTurbo is that a valiant'
507755043865531453441 b'2016-07-18T07:17:40-07:00 <nickmullen> @LeBaronTurbo or a lancer rather'
508755045111784992768 b"2016-07-18T07:22:37-07:00 <nickmullen> @rigamarock @Hegelbon yea I'm one of these indoor, Chinese typa n***as. Real talk"
509755047019501223938 b'2016-07-18T07:30:12-07:00 <nickmullen> @thelateseb my nigga mason'
510755047609434247168 b'2016-07-18T07:32:32-07:00 <nickmullen> @gavinpivott lmao'
511755048539433172992 b'2016-07-18T07:36:14-07:00 <nickmullen> How about a SCIFI movie where aliens visit and their entire language is the n word but they look white? And we have to decide if theyre good'
512755048653207797761 b"2016-07-18T07:36:41-07:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen keep in mind they're aliens so they aren't responsible for racism also it's just a coincidence that they only say the n word"
513755049632120659968 b'2016-07-18T07:40:35-07:00 <nickmullen> @malwaexpress damn. Time to put another idea in that drawer'
514755050544365002752 b'2016-07-18T07:44:12-07:00 <nickmullen> @Struggle_Tweetr only three and a half more months of tweeting Zika Harambe to go my man keep it up'
515755051479678025729 b'2016-07-18T07:47:55-07:00 <nickmullen> @Struggle_Tweetr you forgot to say zika and then complain in group dms for a week'
516755052607199141889 b'2016-07-18T07:52:24-07:00 <nickmullen> @Struggle_Tweetr there you go you did it. now just keep tweeting it for another three months to show how not mad you are'
517755053139510910977 b'2016-07-18T07:54:31-07:00 <nickmullen> @Jay_Sanin @TepidButter @Struggle_Tweetr gay sanin'
518755054612328185857 b'2016-07-18T08:00:22-07:00 <nickmullen> @Jay_Sanin @Struggle_Tweetr @TepidButter gay sanin'
519755057473321594880 b'2016-07-18T08:11:44-07:00 <nickmullen> (bird of prey screeching noises) https://t.co/aNlxiXLCE4'
520755059149436776449 b'2016-07-18T08:18:24-07:00 <nickmullen> @Jay_Sanin @Struggle_Tweetr @TepidButter gay sanin'
521755061062395764736 b'2016-07-18T08:26:00-07:00 <nickmullen> @Jay_Sanin @Struggle_Tweetr @TepidButter gay Sanin'
522755070807446093824 b'2016-07-18T09:04:43-07:00 <nickmullen> @Jay_Sanin gay Sanin'
523755076059331264513 b'2016-07-18T09:25:35-07:00 <nickmullen> @Jay_Sanin @SethLSanders gay Sanin'
524755077761950183424 b'2016-07-18T09:32:21-07:00 <nickmullen> @tinybaby @caylenb hell yea'
525755080844994306048 b'2016-07-18T09:44:36-07:00 <nickmullen> @SethLSanders @Jay_Sanin gay Sanin'
526755084641346916352 b'2016-07-18T09:59:41-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @feraljokes: .@nickmullen is this your podcast studio https://t.co/JsUaw325FK'
527755084673706029056 b"2016-07-18T09:59:49-07:00 <nickmullen> @feraljokes that's not the Anthony Cumia studios"
528755093112075251713 b'2016-07-18T10:33:21-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @JasonAssholes: Please get this pedophile @666zoloup off this stupid website @twitter https://t.co/Ju6NMdePBn'
529755093248692084736 b"2016-07-18T10:33:54-07:00 <nickmullen> @DrBlueJeanns @leducviolet ya that's right you don't bitch lol"
530755096181265592321 b'2016-07-18T10:45:33-07:00 <nickmullen> @atbobb @DrBlueJeanns @leducviolet now whose a pedophile'
531755096642722865153 b'2016-07-18T10:47:23-07:00 <nickmullen> @atbobb @DrBlueJeanns @leducviolet has been for awhile it was 40 bucks to renew'
532755098977498984448 b'2016-07-18T10:56:39-07:00 <nickmullen> @DJDadMCMom @FidrychDS @Jay_Sanin gay Sanin'
533755099185502826496 b'2016-07-18T10:57:29-07:00 <nickmullen> @jay_sanin lol I made you change your name bitch'
534755100468804747264 b'2016-07-18T11:02:35-07:00 <nickmullen> @Bioload77 @Jay_Sanin gay Sanin'
535755100795729764352 b'2016-07-18T11:03:53-07:00 <nickmullen> @Jay_Sanin gay Sanin'
536755101164207763461 b'2016-07-18T11:05:21-07:00 <nickmullen> @PowerfulUggo @HARD_GAY_COP @SethLSanders @Jay_Sanin @Struggle_Tweetr @TepidButter yes it is'
537755101571835396096 b'2016-07-18T11:06:58-07:00 <nickmullen> @Jay_Sanin @PowerfulUggo @TepidButter @HARD_GAY_COP @SethLSanders @Struggle_Tweetr gay Sanin'
538755102403922391040 b'2016-07-18T11:10:16-07:00 <nickmullen> @Jay_Sanin @PowerfulUggo @TepidButter @HARD_GAY_COP @SethLSanders @Struggle_Tweetr gay Sanin'
539755103360441868288 b'2016-07-18T11:14:04-07:00 <nickmullen> @Jay_Sanin gay Sanin'
540755103500653228033 b'2016-07-18T11:14:38-07:00 <nickmullen> @bloodhaiI actually I like it'
541755105347598159872 b'2016-07-18T11:21:58-07:00 <nickmullen> @zandywithaz u use google'
542755116936296628224 b"2016-07-18T12:08:01-07:00 <nickmullen> @SeamusDover that's the thing with asterisks, we have no idea what he's saying!"
543755127295740960769 b"2016-07-18T12:49:11-07:00 <nickmullen> @PeasParsley @Jay_Sanin I'm trying man but it's hard"
544755128386956169216 b"2016-07-18T12:53:31-07:00 <nickmullen> @PeasParsley @Jay_Sanin I'm gonna have to go back to the joke writing room to come up with better jokes for this guy!!"
545755142543315197952 b'2016-07-18T13:49:46-07:00 <nickmullen> @Jay_Sanin gay Sanin'
546755142641080266752 b'2016-07-18T13:50:10-07:00 <nickmullen> @Struggle_Tweetr @Jay_Sanin @ActionB0SS gay Sanin'
547755143500212101121 b'2016-07-18T13:53:34-07:00 <nickmullen> @Jay_Sanin @Struggle_Tweetr @ActionB0SS gay Sanin'
548755146916757995520 b"2016-07-18T14:07:09-07:00 <nickmullen> It's our responsibility to retweet @bloodhaiI until he is large again"
549755162007431675904 b'2016-07-18T15:07:07-07:00 <nickmullen> Huge cum town news soon'
550755207668537655296 b'2016-07-18T18:08:33-07:00 <nickmullen> And next we will hear from a mother whose son was emailed to death by hillary@illegalemail.biz'
551755208759945854976 b"2016-07-18T18:12:54-07:00 <nickmullen> @thechemtrailkid it's good news"
552755219165443723264 b'2016-07-18T18:54:14-07:00 <nickmullen> @BarryPepper my adopted son Harambe passed away recently and he was a huge fan of yours. Could I get an "RIP Harambe" for him one last time'
553755223260795703297 b'2016-07-18T19:10:31-07:00 <nickmullen> Rudy sleeve game on point'
554755223559656595456 b'2016-07-18T19:11:42-07:00 <nickmullen> Lol cut out everything he says before "Islamic extremist terrorism" and everything after the cheers'
555755224481526845440 b'2016-07-18T19:15:22-07:00 <nickmullen> @morninggloria cockney trump voice'
556755226237291917312 b'2016-07-18T19:22:21-07:00 <nickmullen> @1776Politics @morninggloria your insane Erin'
557755227014228013057 b"2016-07-18T19:25:26-07:00 <nickmullen> Melania's job as First Lady will be to threaten James Bond with sexual innuendos but never actually fuck James Bond"
558755228005560180737 b"2016-07-18T19:29:22-07:00 <nickmullen> Somebody get bob dole a track suit please he's earned it"
559755228473023688704 b"2016-07-18T19:31:14-07:00 <nickmullen> I like that bob dole survived German machine gun fire to the back but now he's being killed by a pair of pants"
560755229356222476289 b'2016-07-18T19:34:44-07:00 <nickmullen> Melania trump is the alternate ending to Taken where Liam Neeson fails to get his daughter back'
561755238779393302528 b'2016-07-18T20:12:11-07:00 <nickmullen> @ThisKindaBrad swing and a miss'
562755241836172673028 b'2016-07-18T20:24:20-07:00 <nickmullen> @Jay_Sanin @DrChimRickles @TepidButter @ThisKindaBrad gay Sanin'
563755244208206778368 b'2016-07-18T20:33:45-07:00 <nickmullen> @Jay_Sanin @DrChimRickles @TepidButter @ThisKindaBrad gay Sanin'
564755244438792859649 b'2016-07-18T20:34:40-07:00 <nickmullen> @BarryPepper thanks can I get an RIP to Harambe tho'
565755251215030710272 b'2016-07-18T21:01:36-07:00 <nickmullen> @Dirt_God miss u guys'
566755251837914214400 b'2016-07-18T21:04:04-07:00 <nickmullen> @Jay_Sanin @rasputinmethod @TepidButter @nasboat gay Sanin'
567755252101291409408 b'2016-07-18T21:05:07-07:00 <nickmullen> Shout out to my man Barry pepper for almost being a true champ https://t.co/gDgBmP3UO2'
568755400363449155584 b'2016-07-19T06:54:15-07:00 <nickmullen> @Jay_Sanin gay Sanin'
569755406030230712320 b'2016-07-19T07:16:47-07:00 <nickmullen> @ActionB0SS this is stupid'
570755406770466656257 b'2016-07-19T07:19:43-07:00 <nickmullen> Huge cum town news to be announced within the hour stay tuned folks'
571755407246406934528 b"2016-07-19T07:21:36-07:00 <nickmullen> @SaysSimonson no I'm serious"
572755408466873909248 b'2016-07-19T07:26:27-07:00 <nickmullen> @TimboElliot @mrbobodenkirk Uh close'
573755412599513214976 b'2016-07-19T07:42:53-07:00 <nickmullen> Episode 11 of cum town is now available a day early, featuring special guest @davidcrosss (!) Subscribe to DL. https://t.co/7B7d5xngpn'
574755414646274785280 b'2016-07-19T07:51:01-07:00 <nickmullen> @_AceLmao he rules'
575755415333117329408 b'2016-07-19T07:53:45-07:00 <nickmullen> @_AceLmao thanks bb'
576755424796947677184 b'2016-07-19T08:31:21-07:00 <nickmullen> My favorite accounts on here are @levonwei and the other fake Chinese guy'
577755425559312797696 b"2016-07-19T08:34:23-07:00 <nickmullen> @herb_saint @levonwei that's the one"
578755425627533152257 b'2016-07-19T08:34:39-07:00 <nickmullen> @SaysSimonson @davidcrosss this was the news'
579755439534234542085 b'2016-07-19T09:29:55-07:00 <nickmullen> honestly? good https://t.co/c7iGX3fDFE'
580755439859993546753 b'2016-07-19T09:31:12-07:00 <nickmullen> @fuckinalpamare i stand by this take'
581755466861509275648 b'2016-07-19T11:18:30-07:00 <nickmullen> @imlucascalloway @davidcrosss the interview was good I felt'
582755469921136603136 b"2016-07-19T11:30:39-07:00 <nickmullen> Sometimes I miss my wife and the life we had together but then I remember I'm drunk and j can drive anywgere I want now"
583755486524351901697 b'2016-07-19T12:36:38-07:00 <nickmullen> @StuntBirdArmy she has one huge tit and one small one'
584755521589572202500 b'2016-07-19T14:55:58-07:00 <nickmullen> @McLeemz it was so much fun'
585755523197299228672 b'2016-07-19T15:02:21-07:00 <nickmullen> when she got that nasty ass ho pussy but you respect her &gt;&gt;&gt;'
586755524361382232064 b"2016-07-19T15:06:59-07:00 <nickmullen> The scene in titanic where the old couple is in bed but it's just one guy and he's beating off down there while the boat sinks"
587755524672859541505 b'2016-07-19T15:08:13-07:00 <nickmullen> @IamMikeCannon yes'
588755545090207121408 b'2016-07-19T16:29:21-07:00 <nickmullen> Thinking about this again today  https://t.co/XrfJC0gjkz'
589755545593183961097 b'2016-07-19T16:31:21-07:00 <nickmullen> @NateSilver538 @Lowenaffchen these are my favorite responses https://t.co/HRji4yIn0j'
590755550115025317890 b"2016-07-19T16:49:19-07:00 <nickmullen> @laurentara @BAKKOOONN please don't disrespect the Nainan dog"
591755558766809116672 b'2016-07-19T17:23:42-07:00 <nickmullen> @BAKKOOONN he looks normal there'
592755562177554251776 b'2016-07-19T17:37:15-07:00 <nickmullen> @Simon_Barrett @BAKKOOONN all dogs are boys'
593755742184687734784 b'2016-07-20T05:32:32-07:00 <nickmullen> @pauvrelapinou how much for you to write an apology for your tweets'
594755745886525857792 b'2016-07-20T05:47:15-07:00 <nickmullen> Why was milo banned?'
595755745959469015040 b'2016-07-20T05:47:32-07:00 <nickmullen> @pauvrelapinou thank you'
596755747334290608128 b"2016-07-20T05:53:00-07:00 <nickmullen> Come on guys it shouldn't have taken this long  https://t.co/zryTaOYiAl"
597755755927899373568 b'2016-07-20T06:27:09-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @faminecameron: @nickmullen @davidcrosss yeah, screen printing is hard. I fuck up every other one. too lazy to remake this https://t.co/Ea2ctdvq8e'
598755756236847677440 b"2016-07-20T06:28:22-07:00 <nickmullen> @faminecameron @davidcrosss that's awesome"
599755760493189554176 b'2016-07-20T06:45:17-07:00 <nickmullen> Her name isn\'t "the black lady from ghost busters" ok? It\'s "the daughter of the black guy from ghostbusters"'
600755760693106860032 b'2016-07-20T06:46:05-07:00 <nickmullen> @karengeier c'
601755760811956703233 b'2016-07-20T06:46:33-07:00 <nickmullen> @karengeier coldfusion and only accessible through fidonet'
602755761303118020608 b'2016-07-20T06:48:30-07:00 <nickmullen> @karengeier yo no comprende howa este happa\xc3\xb1a'
603755763890538053632 b'2016-07-20T06:58:47-07:00 <nickmullen> @spencer12281 @DonsLawnSalon I use my index finger to tap out racial slurs in morse code on the tip until I cum'
604755765925731831808 b"2016-07-20T07:06:52-07:00 <nickmullen> I know people will get mad but I don't agree with milo being banned from his native Greece for having diarrhea"
605755779976302067712 b"2016-07-20T08:02:42-07:00 <nickmullen> @MrStupididy @iTunes @BRANDONWARDELL no he isn't"
606755791848900296704 b'2016-07-20T08:49:53-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @faminecameron: @nickmullen thanks. you guys have a sick pod https://t.co/J3xvY6ZTxs'
607755869154507382784 b"2016-07-20T13:57:04-07:00 <nickmullen> @michaelkoes @willmenaker he's not in saving private Ryan"
608755869216927088643 b"2016-07-20T13:57:19-07:00 <nickmullen> @willmenaker @cdelbyck Tom no!!! It's not worth it!!!"
609755870367474937857 b"2016-07-20T14:01:53-07:00 <nickmullen> Guys my close personal friend @tomsizemore wouldn't do this. These accusations are lies"
610755876725691654144 b'2016-07-20T14:27:09-07:00 <nickmullen> @couchdefiler @willmenaker @cdelbyck thank you Susie'
611755884422981902340 b"2016-07-20T14:57:44-07:00 <nickmullen> @WBlizters @tomsizemore shut up bitch no he didn't"
612755884745553313794 b'2016-07-20T14:59:01-07:00 <nickmullen> @Jay_Sanin gay Sanin'
613755916602038689792 b'2016-07-20T17:05:36-07:00 <nickmullen> @JohnC8 @Struggle_Tweetr @Jay_Sanin @DrChimRickles @KedgeOnline gay Sanin'
614755917524995346432 b'2016-07-20T17:09:16-07:00 <nickmullen> @vegetablefarmer @Jay_Sanin @DrChimRickles @Struggle_Tweetr @HaverOfOpinions @KedgeOnline gay Sanin'
615755917891917185024 b'2016-07-20T17:10:44-07:00 <nickmullen> @vegetablefarmer @Jay_Sanin @DrChimRickles @Struggle_Tweetr @HaverOfOpinions @KedgeOnline when ur gay &gt;&gt;&gt; https://t.co/ArW6jHPnEG'
616755918495058124804 b"2016-07-20T17:13:08-07:00 <nickmullen> I'm sorry aren't you the guy that tried to have sex with a 14yo girl on here?  https://t.co/7vHNicPQE7"
617755919729152241664 b'2016-07-20T17:18:02-07:00 <nickmullen> @KedgeOnline @duyarvish @vegetablefarmer @Jay_Sanin @DrChimRickles @Struggle_Tweetr @HaverOfOpinions ledge'
618755919862195744773 b'2016-07-20T17:18:34-07:00 <nickmullen> @theseantcollins they got me'
619755922393923747840 b'2016-07-20T17:28:37-07:00 <nickmullen> The whole beats family would like to thank this man, who tests how fat your head can get before the headphones break https://t.co/XTDdTAaeue'
620755923379711012864 b"2016-07-20T17:32:32-07:00 <nickmullen> @tetradugenica it's real"
621755955727911555072 b'2016-07-20T19:41:05-07:00 <nickmullen> @Jay_Sanin @Struggle_Tweetr @mikefossey @DrChimRickles @HaverOfOpinions @KedgeOnline gay Sanin'
622756107143527407617 b'2016-07-21T05:42:45-07:00 <nickmullen> @AndrewCieslak yeah they both are but down follow them only me @StavComedy @AdamFriedland'
623756108552192819200 b'2016-07-21T05:48:21-07:00 <nickmullen> A speedy recovery to Charles Kinsey, shot by police for simply trying to calm down the beer nerd'
624756160753015685120 b'2016-07-21T09:15:46-07:00 <nickmullen> a god damn,, computer store for liberals to buy electrenics called fuckin... PC retard &amp; son'
625756171622088863745 b'2016-07-21T09:58:58-07:00 <nickmullen> This is the Australian Stereotype Eating Pussy emoji: \xf0\x9f\x98\x9c'
626756178317204684800 b'2016-07-21T10:25:34-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @2KSupport: @juschilIin_ We will be happy to assist you. Please submit a ticket here: https://t.co/n99mAm35Qc and tweet back with your ticket number.*PB'
627756232824257146881 b'2016-07-21T14:02:10-07:00 <nickmullen> If someone wrote that Charles Kinsey story as a movie it would seem like the most saccharine Radio-esque Hollywood bullshit but its irl lol'
628756233011583123456 b'2016-07-21T14:02:54-07:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen "he was black, but he just wanted to help retarded people, who were also black, but the local white police hated him"'
629756281626024349696 b"2016-07-21T17:16:05-07:00 <nickmullen> Yeah I've Got Low T, And I Don't Rape My High Partner Count Wife. Surprised? | The Good Men Project"
630756326871411920896 b'2016-07-21T20:15:52-07:00 <nickmullen> @morninggloria ah you received my letter'
631756444975785734145 b'2016-07-22T04:05:10-07:00 <nickmullen> @theryanwalsh @RealTrillBill gay Sanin'
632756446330935967744 b'2016-07-22T04:10:34-07:00 <nickmullen> @HaverOfOpinions @theryanwalsh @RealTrillBill https://t.co/FzeVzb9d57'
633756461606104625156 b'2016-07-22T05:11:15-07:00 <nickmullen> @Jay_Sanin @HARD_GAY_COP @HaverOfOpinions @RealTrillBill @theryanwalsh gay Sanin'
634756462370969489409 b'2016-07-22T05:14:18-07:00 <nickmullen> @Jay_Sanin @HARD_GAY_COP @HaverOfOpinions @RealTrillBill @theryanwalsh gay Sanin'
635756462776470691840 b'2016-07-22T05:15:54-07:00 <nickmullen> @Unwan7ed @Jay_Sanin @HARD_GAY_COP @HaverOfOpinions @RealTrillBill @theryanwalsh gay Sanin'
636756463935520444417 b'2016-07-22T05:20:31-07:00 <nickmullen> @Unwan7ed @Jay_Sanin @HARD_GAY_COP @HaverOfOpinions @RealTrillBill @theryanwalsh gay Sanin'
637756473396351922176 b'2016-07-22T05:58:06-07:00 <nickmullen> @Unwan7ed @Jay_Sanin @HARD_GAY_COP @HaverOfOpinions @RealTrillBill @theryanwalsh gay Sanin'
638756474926379532288 b"2016-07-22T06:04:11-07:00 <nickmullen> @morninggloria it's more professional this way"
639756495143381917696 b'2016-07-22T07:24:31-07:00 <nickmullen> @Jay_Sanin @IcecoldDavis @TepidButter @Unwan7ed @HARD_GAY_COP @HaverOfOpinions @RealTrillBill @theryanwalsh gay Sanin'
640756498952770482179 b'2016-07-22T07:39:40-07:00 <nickmullen> @IcecoldDavis @Unwan7ed @HARD_GAY_COP @Jay_Sanin @TepidButter @HaverOfOpinions @RealTrillBill @theryanwalsh gay Sanin'
641756499420657618944 b'2016-07-22T07:41:31-07:00 <nickmullen> @Jay_Sanin @Unwan7ed @IcecoldDavis @HARD_GAY_COP @TepidButter @HaverOfOpinions @RealTrillBill @theryanwalsh gay Sanin'
642756500438325788676 b'2016-07-22T07:45:34-07:00 <nickmullen> @IcecoldDavis @Jay_Sanin @Unwan7ed @HARD_GAY_COP @TepidButter @HaverOfOpinions @RealTrillBill @theryanwalsh gay Sanin'
643756500865633124352 b'2016-07-22T07:47:16-07:00 <nickmullen> @Jay_Sanin @IcecoldDavis @Unwan7ed @HARD_GAY_COP @TepidButter @HaverOfOpinions @RealTrillBill @theryanwalsh gay Sanin'
644756502546575917056 b'2016-07-22T07:53:56-07:00 <nickmullen> @theryanwalsh @nasboat @HARD_GAY_COP @TepidButter @Unwan7ed @Jay_Sanin @HaverOfOpinions @RealTrillBill https://t.co/FzeVzb9d57'
645756502573604081664 b'2016-07-22T07:54:03-07:00 <nickmullen> @Jay_Sanin @nasboat @HARD_GAY_COP @TepidButter @Unwan7ed @HaverOfOpinions @RealTrillBill @theryanwalsh gay Sanin'
646756504103132561409 b'2016-07-22T08:00:08-07:00 <nickmullen> @Unwan7ed @theryanwalsh @nasboat @HARD_GAY_COP @TepidButter @Jay_Sanin @HaverOfOpinions @RealTrillBill @oldmanweldon gay Sanin'
647756505915881291778 b'2016-07-22T08:07:20-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @carl_diggler: Digcast Episode 4\xe2\x80\x94my RNC recap with WaPo writer @pbump\xe2\x80\x94is out!\\n\\niTunes: https://t.co/RHeKqXcQwa\\n\\nSounds Cloud: https://t.co/xpvs5wmLVA'
648756511091581194240 b'2016-07-22T08:27:54-07:00 <nickmullen> @Jay_Sanin @nasboat @HARD_GAY_COP @TepidButter @Unwan7ed @HaverOfOpinions @RealTrillBill @theryanwalsh gay Sanin'
649756534398544150530 b'2016-07-22T10:00:30-07:00 <nickmullen> \xc2\xa1Samo no! no esta worthitasa! https://t.co/WSI6I35vUb'
650756571352396627969 b'2016-07-22T12:27:21-07:00 <nickmullen> Oh I\'m sorry, we\'re you impressed with my intelligence just now when I worked the word "penultimate" into this conversation somehow?'
651756582283440754688 b'2016-07-22T13:10:47-07:00 <nickmullen> @stevewatts thank u Steve'
652756595552670871552 b'2016-07-22T14:03:31-07:00 <nickmullen> Lmao this will never stop being funny to me  https://t.co/5srA8Tk63P'
653756597593157795840 b'2016-07-22T14:11:37-07:00 <nickmullen> @J2FcM ?'
654756597924683997184 b'2016-07-22T14:12:56-07:00 <nickmullen> @J2FcM we may have hit the bandwidth limit'
655756598355715915778 b"2016-07-22T14:14:39-07:00 <nickmullen> @ShoutEngine how do I know when I've hit the bandwidth limit"
656756622146022019076 b'2016-07-22T15:49:11-07:00 <nickmullen> Yeah the DNC conspiring against a Jew and advocating genocide looks bad, but trump is a literal nazi guys'
657756637714376757248 b'2016-07-22T16:51:03-07:00 <nickmullen> @AdsByFlaherty thank u'
658756666548216037376 b'2016-07-22T18:45:37-07:00 <nickmullen> @SlipperySG lmao'
659756842484748152832 b'2016-07-23T06:24:44-07:00 <nickmullen> What the hell is going on here https://t.co/6Ey35cutas'
660756843456211877888 b"2016-07-23T06:28:36-07:00 <nickmullen> @someofmybest it's a German company that makes screws but to appeal to Americans they pretend like he's from Texas"
661756844200583454724 b"2016-07-23T06:31:33-07:00 <nickmullen> @rolyatkcinmai I just bought some of their power lags and I'm skeptical of the no predrilling claim"
662756845262161707012 b'2016-07-23T06:35:46-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @BrownJRyan: Kim Jong Un looks like a sassy NHS nurse https://t.co/ic8QE09zFQ'
663756856686263107585 b'2016-07-23T07:21:10-07:00 <nickmullen> @Skippysigmatic @BROWNJRYAN lmao'
664756860374478102528 b'2016-07-23T07:35:49-07:00 <nickmullen> @ShoutEngine ok thanks'
665756883729486901248 b'2016-07-23T09:08:37-07:00 <nickmullen> @JeffTheChiz @someofmybest every other word was the n word so they had to fix it'
666756957708620791808 b"2016-07-23T14:02:35-07:00 <nickmullen> @bonerhitler it's real the black Israelites think that"
667757010370250862592 b"2016-07-23T17:31:51-07:00 <nickmullen> What's going on in the spence household https://t.co/08AoCvY76Q"
668757036924829827072 b'2016-07-23T19:17:22-07:00 <nickmullen> @JoshAustin610 ahh hell yea forgot about this entirely!'
669757044857995165697 b"2016-07-23T19:48:54-07:00 <nickmullen> Stranger Things? More like better things. As in there's better things to watch than that incredibly boring Netflix show"
670757046520227201024 b"2016-07-23T19:55:30-07:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen you may think I'm doing a bit here; I'm not. It's not a good show"
671757047168310149121 b"2016-07-23T19:58:04-07:00 <nickmullen> @andylevy you're wrong. It's bad"
672757047906117492736 b"2016-07-23T20:01:00-07:00 <nickmullen> @andylevy I've got something for you to explore: other shows to watch"
673757048511963824128 b"2016-07-23T20:03:25-07:00 <nickmullen> @andylevy burn notice (that's also the name of your mentions tab)"
674757050201874042880 b'2016-07-23T20:10:08-07:00 <nickmullen> @AsaAkira thank u'
675757052037968326656 b'2016-07-23T20:17:25-07:00 <nickmullen> @AsaAkira I hope not'
676757340746097815557 b"2016-07-24T15:24:39-07:00 <nickmullen> did they find the email yet that proves that wasserman shultz isn't actually a black woman"
677757343328967004160 b'2016-07-24T15:34:55-07:00 <nickmullen> love u donald &lt;3 https://t.co/wcG4rQRR9W'
678757542847323275264 b'2016-07-25T04:47:43-07:00 <nickmullen> @TimJDillon @YKWDpodcast @SiriusXMComedy @OpieandJimmy @robertkelly @luisjgomez @VicHenley can I be a guest'
679757547697003986944 b'2016-07-25T05:07:00-07:00 <nickmullen> Ah damn the vid cuts off right before he walks into traffic and gets hit by a bus https://t.co/5h8ZbXkp6Y'
680757589487480410112 b'2016-07-25T07:53:03-07:00 <nickmullen> Actually the original name of The Mentalist was The Mentally Retardalist but they made them change it'
681757615645039161344 b'2016-07-25T09:37:00-07:00 <nickmullen> Are there any retarded people that are also gay? Serious question here, no joke answers please'
682757615897074950144 b'2016-07-25T09:38:00-07:00 <nickmullen> @SaysSimonson I said no joke answers'
683757616095968759808 b"2016-07-25T09:38:47-07:00 <nickmullen> @SaysSimonson come on guys I'm being serious here"
684757616961962508289 b"2016-07-25T09:42:14-07:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen guys I'm not trolling here I'm trying to have a serious adult discussion about this"
685757617726810681344 b'2016-07-25T09:45:16-07:00 <nickmullen> @jimpjorps @RonPaulSexFiend @Camera_Angel I learned about this yesterday'
686757617778484453376 b'2016-07-25T09:45:28-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @karlgeorge: @nickmullen what about DRUMPF!?'
687757617789742026752 b'2016-07-25T09:45:31-07:00 <nickmullen> @karlgeorge lmao'
688757617860046913536 b"2016-07-25T09:45:48-07:00 <nickmullen> @Trippitaca what's the r word"
689757619616579477504 b'2016-07-25T09:52:47-07:00 <nickmullen> Alright I guess people are mad at me for trying to have an enlightened discussion on here for a change. Sad.'
690757619766085509120 b"2016-07-25T09:53:22-07:00 <nickmullen> @powerful_ceo @karlgeorge if it's irony it's v v funny if it's sincere it's even better"
691757630250637488129 b"2016-07-25T10:35:02-07:00 <nickmullen> @steveshulud1 it's gonna be so funny when Chris dies"
692757631878862102529 b'2016-07-25T10:41:30-07:00 <nickmullen> Hahhahah https://t.co/qhMRyOqdqk'
693757632063411453952 b"2016-07-25T10:42:14-07:00 <nickmullen> @GBMYSTICAL @Trippitaca no I don't"
694757632733396996096 b'2016-07-25T10:44:54-07:00 <nickmullen> @someofmybest go back to sleep'
695757636324606242816 b"2016-07-25T10:59:10-07:00 <nickmullen> @randumbword that's a great picture of Adam"
696757649422171926528 b'2016-07-25T11:51:13-07:00 <nickmullen> (Tim Allen grunt) https://t.co/PVpg14CruR'
697757716466191982592 b'2016-07-25T16:17:37-07:00 <nickmullen> @FromThe31 probably no one. Adam and Stav are fighting. I might just read fan fiction'
698757732721322057729 b"2016-07-25T17:22:13-07:00 <nickmullen> @kunsypt @doetunes it's free on iTunes and stitcher also"
699757932207050719232 b'2016-07-26T06:34:54-07:00 <nickmullen> @steveshulud1 a plant'
700758053242114809856 b'2016-07-26T14:35:51-07:00 <nickmullen> @willmenaker lmao the Bernie pins'
701758291943260651524 b'2016-07-27T06:24:22-07:00 <nickmullen> wheres the original obama chaos emeralds tweet'
702758294353454493696 b'2016-07-27T06:33:56-07:00 <nickmullen> @shitshowdotinfo thanks'
703758355200428113920 b'2016-07-27T10:35:43-07:00 <nickmullen> she sock my penes so gode'
704758355580440412160 b'2016-07-27T10:37:14-07:00 <nickmullen> @Mobute not me'
705758355846954885124 b"2016-07-27T10:38:18-07:00 <nickmullen> Luke Who?'Neil \\n\\n#tcot #molonlabe use this next time you get into an argument with luke please"
706758388563553742848 b'2016-07-27T12:48:18-07:00 <nickmullen> @theryanwalsh gay Sanin'
707758404528786071552 b'2016-07-27T13:51:44-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @respecteconomy: https://t.co/Nn4iUs9WlF'
708758432633663655936 b'2016-07-27T15:43:25-07:00 <nickmullen> @ThisKindaBrad @DrChimRickles @DJDadMCMom @theryanwalsh @nasboat gay Sanin'
709758453413986394113 b'2016-07-27T17:05:59-07:00 <nickmullen> @CumTownFanz @DWStweets @StavComedy yes it is'
710758468592782442511 b'2016-07-27T18:06:18-07:00 <nickmullen> @Hedge76 @JohnC8 @ThisKindaBrad @DrChimRickles @DJDadMCMom @theryanwalsh @nasboat gay Sanin'
711758669494961246208 b'2016-07-28T07:24:37-07:00 <nickmullen> @steveshulud1 oh wow lol'
712758683276202676224 b'2016-07-28T08:19:23-07:00 <nickmullen> @steveshulud1 @Bioload77 @PeasParsley @bitchmale someone else told me his wife caught him trying to dm with a 15 year old girl or sth'
713758725870949367808 b'2016-07-28T11:08:38-07:00 <nickmullen> @ecareyo @Slate i want to suck the tit also'
714758726745918955521 b'2016-07-28T11:12:07-07:00 <nickmullen> @herb_saint lol idk'
715758727033874677760 b'2016-07-28T11:13:15-07:00 <nickmullen> @sethdickfield1 the correct avi for this account is Dylan Matthews from vox thanks'
716758736341903421441 b'2016-07-28T11:50:15-07:00 <nickmullen> @couchdefiler @PeasParsley gay Sanin'
717758752588766580737 b"2016-07-28T12:54:48-07:00 <nickmullen> @ByYourLogic he's gotta be the worst account lmao"
718758764676733890560 b"2016-07-28T13:42:50-07:00 <nickmullen> @davisrajs not really. We're all on Twitter tho"
719758769209199497216 b'2016-07-28T14:00:51-07:00 <nickmullen> @davisrajs thank u'
720758799054285344768 b'2016-07-28T15:59:27-07:00 <nickmullen> im almost 30 and a big problem for me still is that i often drink too much hose water and get diarrhea'
721758804368242020352 b'2016-07-28T16:20:33-07:00 <nickmullen> @peirslouise hell yea'
722758804494683545601 b"2016-07-28T16:21:04-07:00 <nickmullen> Actually? I'm smart  https://t.co/0VJpBnKMth"
723758804999040151554 b'2016-07-28T16:23:04-07:00 <nickmullen> @peirslouise same'
724758805175532265472 b'2016-07-28T16:23:46-07:00 <nickmullen> @AIKII get the hell out of here man'
725758808855748808704 b'2016-07-28T16:38:23-07:00 <nickmullen> @morninggloria you rang?'
726758809584190431234 b"2016-07-28T16:41:17-07:00 <nickmullen> @morninggloria that's true"
727758829316062924802 b'2016-07-28T17:59:41-07:00 <nickmullen> @PREMIUMPOMPOM thats cum'
728758857459603681286 b'2016-07-28T19:51:31-07:00 <nickmullen> im not watching the president show; whats hillary saying. is it some dumb bitch shit hah ahaha'
729758857901817540609 b'2016-07-28T19:53:17-07:00 <nickmullen> @eliweidman my bad dude'
730758858002107539460 b'2016-07-28T19:53:41-07:00 <nickmullen> @dogboner im glad im voting for TIM ALLEN'
731758858115064311808 b'2016-07-28T19:54:08-07:00 <nickmullen> @dogboner what do you mean'
732759003459714551808 b'2016-07-29T05:31:41-07:00 <nickmullen> @PeasParsley @boring_as_heck @robwhisman @cushbomb @willmenaker glad my boys are pals'
733759003984329703429 b'2016-07-29T05:33:46-07:00 <nickmullen> @PeasParsley @Burgerdude1487 remember when gay Sanins wife left him'
734759005284664684545 b'2016-07-29T05:38:56-07:00 <nickmullen> @Burgerdude1487 @PeasParsley I know I feel bad'
735759005710193537024 b'2016-07-29T05:40:37-07:00 <nickmullen> @robertkelly @OpiewithJim this art is great'
736759014072402620416 b'2016-07-29T06:13:51-07:00 <nickmullen> do you think all these years DMX and Tim Allen have been communicating through the media in a secret man-dog language'
737759014370273656839 b'2016-07-29T06:15:02-07:00 <nickmullen> @thehomeworkogre @FUIWORK @HARD_GAY_COP @kremmits gay sanin'
738759016241692422144 b'2016-07-29T06:22:28-07:00 <nickmullen> @Jay_Sanin @kremmits @HARD_GAY_COP @thehomeworkogre @FUIWORK gay sanin'
739759017229027422208 b'2016-07-29T06:26:23-07:00 <nickmullen> @Jay_Sanin @HARD_GAY_COP @kremmits @thehomeworkogre @FUIWORK gay sanin'
740759035362639511552 b'2016-07-29T07:38:27-07:00 <nickmullen> @Jezzerat that guy probably has nightmares about that tweet now'
741759035769419927552 b'2016-07-29T07:40:04-07:00 <nickmullen> @Jezzerat i wont ever know https://t.co/ULB2Twbmy5'
742759059288832745473 b'2016-07-29T09:13:31-07:00 <nickmullen> @PowerfulUggo gay Sanin'
743759059940426260480 b'2016-07-29T09:16:07-07:00 <nickmullen> @PowerfulUggo gay Sanin'
744759072500638740481 b"2016-07-29T10:06:01-07:00 <nickmullen> @UnfetteredJon @luisjgomez @YKWDpodcast @JoeListComedy @JimNorton Luis won't book me because he knows I'm the real Puerto Rican rattlesnake"
745759086428391342080 b'2016-07-29T11:01:22-07:00 <nickmullen> how do you let this happen @twitter https://t.co/ie3qUWeetL'
746759173509188837376 b"2016-07-29T16:47:24-07:00 <nickmullen> @luisjgomez @justleslie @YKWDpodcast @cumtownpodcast @RealAssPodcast I'm the Puerto Rican rattlesnake. The real one"
747759193514446032896 b'2016-07-29T18:06:53-07:00 <nickmullen> @luisjgomez @justleslie @YKWDpodcast @cumtownpodcast @RealAssPodcast ssssssssss'
748759195151982002176 b'2016-07-29T18:13:24-07:00 <nickmullen> Just a reminder that I am the original Puerto Rican rattlesnake. All the other snakes are liars. RT this to show that it is true'
749759202621232181248 b'2016-07-29T18:43:04-07:00 <nickmullen> @PotatoTate hell yea dude'
750759207404680642561 b"2016-07-29T19:02:05-07:00 <nickmullen> @theryanwalsh @looonstar @zlingman @serious_account @ByYourLogic a lot of people make fun of you and they dm me links when you're mad"
751759208354824806400 b"2016-07-29T19:05:51-07:00 <nickmullen> @theryanwalsh @looonstar @zlingman @serious_account @ByYourLogic that wasn't me. Lots of people think you and your friends are faggots"
752759208630717644803 b'2016-07-29T19:06:57-07:00 <nickmullen> @theryanwalsh @zlingman @looonstar @serious_account remember when you said it was classist to mock you for being unfunny'
753759208865418342400 b"2016-07-29T19:07:53-07:00 <nickmullen> @looonstar @theryanwalsh @zlingman @serious_account he's the wall eyed pube beard that had to give up comedy because he was bad at it"
754759209191978467333 b'2016-07-29T19:09:11-07:00 <nickmullen> @theryanwalsh @zlingman @looonstar @serious_account no?'
755759209347817828352 b'2016-07-29T19:09:48-07:00 <nickmullen> @theryanwalsh @looonstar @zlingman @serious_account lol you literally came to a show to stalk me and were too scared to confront me?'
756759210323656183808 b'2016-07-29T19:13:41-07:00 <nickmullen> @theryanwalsh @looonstar @zlingman @serious_account I made eye contact with you and you ran away on your phone lol'
757759210685603667969 b"2016-07-29T19:15:07-07:00 <nickmullen> @theryanwalsh @looonstar @zlingman @serious_account it absolutely did. I thought that was you didn't realize you were so fat irl"
758759210786883563520 b"2016-07-29T19:15:31-07:00 <nickmullen> @looonstar @theryanwalsh @zlingman @serious_account yeah he didn't deliberately come to the show https://t.co/bhle8v4svk"
759759211185938034691 b"2016-07-29T19:17:06-07:00 <nickmullen> @theryanwalsh @looonstar @zlingman @serious_account omw to the Dunkin donuts where you're stress eating over being owned online"
760759211274953711617 b"2016-07-29T19:17:28-07:00 <nickmullen> @theryanwalsh @looonstar @zlingman @serious_account ahh so you've been following me for weeks"
761759211602595962882 b'2016-07-29T19:18:46-07:00 <nickmullen> @theryanwalsh @looonstar @zlingman @serious_account I seriously have no problem doing that'
762759212586688712704 b"2016-07-29T19:22:40-07:00 <nickmullen> @theryanwalsh here's how it ends: try to go a day without tweeting at me"
763759212768306298881 b'2016-07-29T19:23:24-07:00 <nickmullen> @alexjs85 @StavComedy @AdamFriedland Adam has details'
764759216630454968320 b'2016-07-29T19:38:44-07:00 <nickmullen> @theryanwalsh have a nice night'
765759217879082557441 b'2016-07-29T19:43:42-07:00 <nickmullen> @bloodhaiI lmfao'
766759217940298338309 b"2016-07-29T19:43:57-07:00 <nickmullen> @bloodhaiI I'm dying"
767759220961426169856 b'2016-07-29T19:55:57-07:00 <nickmullen> Thank u Sean  https://t.co/ez3ZV5ULQY'
768759225622170402816 b'2016-07-29T20:14:28-07:00 <nickmullen> @theseantcollins I got a bunch of shit for publicly shitting on that boring empty show'
769759226634947928064 b"2016-07-29T20:18:30-07:00 <nickmullen> @theseantcollins @StuntBirdArmy its vapid pastiche and people rattle off good things it reminds them of instead of telling you why it's good"
770759228175444500481 b'2016-07-29T20:24:37-07:00 <nickmullen> @JohnnySqueasel @StuntBirdArmy @theseantcollins WHY DOES THAT MAKE IT GOOD'
771759228253609549825 b"2016-07-29T20:24:56-07:00 <nickmullen> Lol stranger things is fucking bad I'm mad about this for real"
772759228639678459905 b'2016-07-29T20:26:28-07:00 <nickmullen> @JohnnySqueasel @StuntBirdArmy @theseantcollins like the Joey spinoff?'
773759232965117435904 b'2016-07-29T20:43:39-07:00 <nickmullen> @Big_League_Bray right'
774759267561724846081 b'2016-07-29T23:01:07-07:00 <nickmullen> @AmberALeeFrost @LarryWebsite @katehascats @neoliberal_dad this means we have to forgive bush for waving at him/Iraq'
775759348927195938816 b"2016-07-30T04:24:26-07:00 <nickmullen> I can't stop thinking about that German cowboy from the screw company"
776759363502125506560 b"2016-07-30T05:22:21-07:00 <nickmullen> @Cuba_Libre_Jr I like how if you click on the American flag for English it's still in German https://t.co/MbeXXeUp4p"
777759364590497046528 b'2016-07-30T05:26:41-07:00 <nickmullen> Accurate https://t.co/7wsyvWLeyu'
778759370526074802176 b'2016-07-30T05:50:16-07:00 <nickmullen> @Cuba_Libre_Jr Germany rules'
779759373017474555904 b'2016-07-30T06:00:10-07:00 <nickmullen> @leonardpdx lmao'
780759373114069377025 b"2016-07-30T06:00:33-07:00 <nickmullen> @IllyBocean it's screws"
781759377945572024320 b"2016-07-30T06:19:45-07:00 <nickmullen> @bashfulcoward @olhnso @someofmybest he's on a bus. A tiny one"
782759379241557426176 b"2016-07-30T06:24:54-07:00 <nickmullen> @bashfulcoward @olhnso @someofmybest he's riding the tiny train at the mall and he's spilled Ragu all over his pants"
783759385893010571264 b'2016-07-30T06:51:20-07:00 <nickmullen> Lmao https://t.co/XPxcI3IhwT'
784759398501340049409 b'2016-07-30T07:41:26-07:00 <nickmullen> @rachelmillman lol it has a fedora'
785759400514048098304 b'2016-07-30T07:49:26-07:00 <nickmullen> @RedKahina lmao'
786759424245957062656 b'2016-07-30T09:23:44-07:00 <nickmullen> This is the model uncle from the @dril tweet https://t.co/eKixBDlKMl'
787759475600096653317 b"2016-07-30T12:47:48-07:00 <nickmullen> when it's 9/11 for clowns &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; https://t.co/Q34O1qrjgu"
788759530015499415552 b"2016-07-30T16:24:01-07:00 <nickmullen> @Lowenaffchen @AmberALeeFrost I didn't know bodybuilding worked on your face"
789759536024380932096 b'2016-07-30T16:47:54-07:00 <nickmullen> @StuntBirdArmy yeah thats why he named the moon after him. how do you not know this, this is like 3rd grade trivia'
790759536945810767873 b'2016-07-30T16:51:34-07:00 <nickmullen> @StuntBirdArmy they thought it was india'
791759537167710511104 b'2016-07-30T16:52:26-07:00 <nickmullen> day 6 of not brushing my teeth. i think the dentists are wrong. i think were being lied to folks. open your minds'
792759537558930030592 b'2016-07-30T16:54:00-07:00 <nickmullen> @leducviolet greg youve gone too far'
793759537930696323072 b'2016-07-30T16:55:28-07:00 <nickmullen> ah i see @MilwaukeeTool has finally paid homage to me by naming a tool after my dick https://t.co/ITgp7tBi1q'
794759594337856581632 b"2016-07-30T20:39:37-07:00 <nickmullen> It's too late they hired me  https://t.co/qjxORC3zIL"
795759800924881780736 b'2016-07-31T10:20:31-07:00 <nickmullen> Lmao yes https://t.co/9FwVOAYo54'
796759805543431151616 b'2016-07-31T10:38:52-07:00 <nickmullen> Was anyone else creeped out/unsettled by the Cheers intro as a kid?'
797759807195286503428 b'2016-07-31T10:45:26-07:00 <nickmullen> @Pazzjurist I remember having the strangest feeling while watching it, knowing all those people were dead'
798759808939181694976 b'2016-07-31T10:52:22-07:00 <nickmullen> @powerful_ceo its probably still on television'
799759814561918771200 b'2016-07-31T11:14:42-07:00 <nickmullen> @Jezzerat its cosmo without the subtlety now'
800759823668725907456 b'2016-07-31T11:50:54-07:00 <nickmullen> @virgiltexas i jacked off'
801759839144952602624 b'2016-07-31T12:52:23-07:00 <nickmullen> Autistic for @MilwaukeeTool? Show off your Milwautism and your tool collection with the hashtag #Milwautistic! https://t.co/uWrGtmlbhi'
802759843244129869824 b"2016-07-31T13:08:41-07:00 <nickmullen> lmao i hope she's mad because she stans for makita https://t.co/AVSRCDUBEN"
803759846875826716672 b'2016-07-31T13:23:07-07:00 <nickmullen> Having a great time as the new spokesperson for @MilwaukeeTool'
804759847486559232000 b'2016-07-31T13:25:32-07:00 <nickmullen> @waydownLo @MilwaukeeTool Hmm, possibly considering this'
805759847616716890112 b'2016-07-31T13:26:03-07:00 <nickmullen> @bonerhitler @MilwaukeeTool I will literally beat up anyone I see using DeWalt products'
806759847953066520576 b'2016-07-31T13:27:23-07:00 <nickmullen> Im going to kill this man with his own drill https://t.co/USjfDy0yu7'
807759848149620064256 b'2016-07-31T13:28:10-07:00 <nickmullen> @bonerhitler @MilwaukeeTool "How About I \'Bosch\' Your Fuckin Head In With A 2x4??" - the one on my nissan'
808759848589535350784 b"2016-07-31T13:29:55-07:00 <nickmullen> I have a lot of fun on here but in all seriousness I do enjoy @MilwaukeeTool's products"
809759848813142081537 b'2016-07-31T13:30:49-07:00 <nickmullen> @bonerhitler @MilwaukeeTool This Old House? More Like this Old Ass Piece Of Shit Is About To Get Murked'
810759850735240638464 b"2016-07-31T13:38:27-07:00 <nickmullen> @diversario @MilwaukeeTool @ArbiterofMeh they're here now. We're talking about miter saws."
811759851336871608321 b'2016-07-31T13:40:50-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @dril: how come a baby born with a foot in its brain is considered a "Miracle Baby" but when I get my dick stuck in a drawer im just some asshole'
812759851830918676480 b'2016-07-31T13:42:48-07:00 <nickmullen> dont hear about milk mustaches anymore. probably because everyone has a regular mustache now\\nwill anyone pay me to write a piece about this'
813759854607355043840 b'2016-07-31T13:53:50-07:00 <nickmullen> @NickAmadeus @nytimes thank u'
814759860090728026112 b'2016-07-31T14:15:37-07:00 <nickmullen> @JoeBartel @MilwaukeeTool what hungry man debacle'
815759864682811363328 b"2016-07-31T14:33:52-07:00 <nickmullen> @JoeBartel @MilwaukeeTool oh that's completely different. You made me paranoid and I deleted lol. I'm sorry Milwaukee tools! Ilu"
816759865738987528192 b"2016-07-31T14:38:04-07:00 <nickmullen> @JoeBartel @MilwaukeeTool honestly I've let myself down here"
817759879156071075844 b'2016-07-31T15:31:23-07:00 <nickmullen> Can anyone recommend a mid range projector for a home theater? Prolly a 100 inch screen, lots of ambient light in room'
818759880922519011329 b'2016-07-31T15:38:24-07:00 <nickmullen> @SeveralCups is it good in a room with lots of ambient light?'
819759882300830146560 b"2016-07-31T15:43:53-07:00 <nickmullen> @TheSamGrady what's the price point where spending more money doesn't really make sense anymore tho"
820759882899458035712 b'2016-07-31T15:46:15-07:00 <nickmullen> @machiavellino is this when u fucking love science'
821759890790105702401 b'2016-07-31T16:17:37-07:00 <nickmullen> Hey dudes: how about making a woman cum by respecting her for a change. Ever consider that?'
822759908660944392193 b'2016-07-31T17:28:37-07:00 <nickmullen> Guess what bitch @MilwaukeeTool @113arnes https://t.co/Cadi54crIS'
823759913929057329154 b'2016-07-31T17:49:33-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @virgiltexas: the beer nerd is the only person in history who said he was quitting twitter then actually did it'
824759914315432341504 b'2016-07-31T17:51:05-07:00 <nickmullen> @ChelsWolf yes'
825759918228755722241 b'2016-07-31T18:06:38-07:00 <nickmullen> @evilboner @bloodhaiI @leyawn @mattytalks @AmberALeeFrost rethink this EB'
826759944467487068160 b'2016-07-31T19:50:54-07:00 <nickmullen> So the night of is just the adnan show?'
827760111209282699264 b'2016-08-01T06:53:29-07:00 <nickmullen> @bloodhaiI @bedbugs99 i like that he doesnt realize despise and despicable imply equal levels of disgust'
828760112075758796801 b"2016-08-01T06:56:55-07:00 <nickmullen> Why you shouldn't vote for Donald Trump https://t.co/pKBd69x10U"
829760227339166945281 b"2016-08-01T14:34:56-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @Codyfancypants: Yup. Only one I've heard of. https://t.co/AZTUOjBgtq"
830760231984216104960 b'2016-08-01T14:53:24-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @robwhisman: what the FUCK??? https://t.co/N4tN7jH0CE'
831760330377764495360 b'2016-08-01T21:24:22-07:00 <nickmullen> @steveshulud1 @TepidButter @PoonLad hes mad'
832760340589632258048 b'2016-08-01T22:04:57-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @JoshAustin610: @nickmullen Thanks to you, my first thought was how much they look like the Property Brothers.  https://t.co/Pt0jToMB1Q'
833760344498018852864 b"2016-08-01T22:20:29-07:00 <nickmullen> @BRANDONWARDELL you know what's bittersweet? Your moms pussy"
834760478454605291520 b'2016-08-02T07:12:47-07:00 <nickmullen> stav and I will be on the anthony cumia show today. the real one.'
835760482314283524096 b'2016-08-02T07:28:07-07:00 <nickmullen> @abfsc @AnthonyCumia 95% of their act'
836760599000424800257 b'2016-08-02T15:11:47-07:00 <nickmullen> The Cumia show was fun thanks'
837760602005765324800 b"2016-08-02T15:23:44-07:00 <nickmullen> @strong_piss he's fine"
838760602237760667648 b"2016-08-02T15:24:39-07:00 <nickmullen> So was Walt Disney. That doesn't mean that Disney world isn't the greatest place on earth \xf0\x9f\x99\x8f\xf0\x9f\x8f\xbb https://t.co/yAm1HoViFe"
839760603226882342912 b'2016-08-02T15:28:35-07:00 <nickmullen> @strong_piss we had fun'
840760624777044385792 b'2016-08-02T16:54:13-07:00 <nickmullen> @helloiambear @cushbomb @ByYourLogic it came up again on Cumias show today'
841760649612579528705 b'2016-08-02T18:32:54-07:00 <nickmullen> lmao this is so depressing https://t.co/Zt2SL38yFp'
842760652302067916802 b'2016-08-02T18:43:35-07:00 <nickmullen> @RegressiveElf yes'
843760652537208930304 b'2016-08-02T18:44:31-07:00 <nickmullen> @bonerhitler @ArmyStrang adam met john tuturro this week and asked him to come on and tuturro got mad'
844760670616827592709 b'2016-08-02T19:56:22-07:00 <nickmullen> @cheekyB_B thank u'
845760673165899075584 b"2016-08-02T20:06:30-07:00 <nickmullen> @evilboner @MauveLighthouse @BAKKOOONN I don't hate anyone"
846760814407119204358 b'2016-08-03T05:27:44-07:00 <nickmullen> @ArmyStrang for what'
847760818345813901312 b'2016-08-03T05:43:23-07:00 <nickmullen> @hypocrisyxposed thank u'
848760820257477038080 b"2016-08-03T05:50:59-07:00 <nickmullen> Blastoise but instead of water it's diarrhea and his names Asstoise"
849760822015360114689 b"2016-08-03T05:57:58-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @AustinLege: @nickmullen Mankey but instead of a Mankey he's a gorilla and his name is Harambe and he lives in our hearts forever"
850760888571796520960 b'2016-08-03T10:22:26-07:00 <nickmullen> @bryyaann92 @StavComedy thank u'
851760917226941739008 b'2016-08-03T12:16:18-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @mikedallape: @nickmullen I made a black @BRANDONWARDELL cum town shirt https://t.co/5JBw240uVf'
852760917299410956288 b'2016-08-03T12:16:35-07:00 <nickmullen> @mikedallape @BRANDONWARDELL good stache also'
853760923088288702464 b"2016-08-03T12:39:36-07:00 <nickmullen> @jonny_is_good @looonstar @Olivianuzzi where's the part about the homeless man"
854760924013757620224 b"2016-08-03T12:43:16-07:00 <nickmullen> @ArmyStrang @GarlicCorgi @Olivianuzzi @looonstar garliccorgi was born in the bathroom at target that's why he's mad"
855760978966488477696 b"2016-08-03T16:21:38-07:00 <nickmullen> People are always surprised to find out I'm Puerto Rican...but when they find out I'm a Puerto Rican rattlesnake? Then it all makes sense"
856761213173462667264 b"2016-08-04T07:52:17-07:00 <nickmullen> Here's the Patreon page for cum town if you wanna donate https://t.co/pAucMo0BFD"
857761213429499699200 b"2016-08-04T07:53:18-07:00 <nickmullen> Actually it's mandatory  https://t.co/Jq2dVVdpO9"
858761213527126401024 b'2016-08-04T07:53:42-07:00 <nickmullen> @helloiambear some guy is making shirts I think'
859761213602930065412 b'2016-08-04T07:54:00-07:00 <nickmullen> @helloiambear I want both of those'
860761239832203038720 b'2016-08-04T09:38:13-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @Lowenaffchen: @neeratanden @erimfoster @regwag2003 @CarlBeijer what is this neera https://t.co/6R326cJOGA'
861761246310859149312 b'2016-08-04T10:03:58-07:00 <nickmullen> @PeasParsley @Pazzjurist https://t.co/ZPamZ5HgZX'
862761246648362274816 b"2016-08-04T10:05:18-07:00 <nickmullen> @Pazzjurist @PeasParsley that should sound fine as long as the mic doesn't need a preamp"
863761246892630089728 b'2016-08-04T10:06:17-07:00 <nickmullen> @PeasParsley @Pazzjurist sorry you lost your daughter over this'
864761248775113363457 b'2016-08-04T10:13:45-07:00 <nickmullen> @Pazzjurist @PeasParsley a good trick is covering the 1/4 jack in mayo before you insert it to cut down on him'
865761263993289932800 b"2016-08-04T11:14:14-07:00 <nickmullen> It's so crazy what a fucking beautiful, brave miracle the male body is. Like as we sleep, the testes are producing MILLIONS of sperm"
866761275210477764609 b'2016-08-04T11:58:48-07:00 <nickmullen> I LIKE that Bill has raped a lot of people'
867761277662123986944 b'2016-08-04T12:08:33-07:00 <nickmullen> @Dan_Benenson we have a different comic this week. Ken Jerkman'
868761292001027514368 b'2016-08-04T13:05:31-07:00 <nickmullen> I guarantee you kirkman is still "personally running" her account'
869761293228792549376 b'2016-08-04T13:10:24-07:00 <nickmullen> @JT60564 @leyawn @RendoEndo what the fuck is thiS?!?!?'
870761293440047013888 b'2016-08-04T13:11:14-07:00 <nickmullen> Jen Dickman new Cumtown guest'
871761293957754150912 b"2016-08-04T13:13:18-07:00 <nickmullen> @JT60564 @leyawn @RendoEndo it's you"
872761308964818739201 b'2016-08-04T14:12:56-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @Zhang_xu_1995: i learn a new cultures so i yelling the waiters \xe2\x80\x9cNIGGA I AM CHEESED\xef\xbc\x81\xe2\x80\x9d and the woman becoming angry\xe3\x80\x81so manager say i must go out #TeamUSA'
873761615445334061058 b'2016-08-05T10:30:46-07:00 <nickmullen> @ArmyStrang @milesahead69 @JenKirkman Matt Bruning'
874761946247905234944 b"2016-08-06T08:25:16-07:00 <nickmullen> It's called suicide squad because everyone who made the movie should kill themselves"
875761985613050605568 b'2016-08-06T11:01:41-07:00 <nickmullen> IMDb fact; John Milius was contracted to write all the scenes involving the transphobic Martin character, Shenaenae'
876762042018499551232 b'2016-08-06T14:45:49-07:00 <nickmullen> @feraljokes @crimmins shut up bitch'
877762107962110377985 b'2016-08-06T19:07:52-07:00 <nickmullen> @feraljokes @crimmins btich'
878762108571794432000 b'2016-08-06T19:10:17-07:00 <nickmullen> @soft_btw (borat voice) MATT RIFE'
879762108746147520512 b"2016-08-06T19:10:59-07:00 <nickmullen> Actually? It's good  https://t.co/bDtu9XlkKG"
880762110033698037760 b"2016-08-06T19:16:06-07:00 <nickmullen> It was bad and I'm gonna tell your schools principal to announce over the PA that your dick and asshole are swapped https://t.co/I56tqeg4v8"
881762112163024670725 b'2016-08-06T19:24:33-07:00 <nickmullen> @nud_rundle Rip Glen "Garry" Glen Grace'
882762137279095828481 b'2016-08-06T21:04:21-07:00 <nickmullen> Who is Matt rife and why is everyone mad at him'
883762137977611051009 b'2016-08-06T21:07:08-07:00 <nickmullen> @SomeCleverPun what kind of animal'
884762140595091607552 b"2016-08-06T21:17:32-07:00 <nickmullen> Ah I guess the MTV yo-boy comedian that wanted to fight Brandon did problematic tweets. Unlike me. I dare you to find anything bad I've said"
885762142278974595072 b'2016-08-06T21:24:13-07:00 <nickmullen> Follow up question how is Matt rife different from Brandon'
886762143902891663360 b'2016-08-06T21:30:41-07:00 <nickmullen> @SlipperySG what are you using it for'
887762144585585922048 b'2016-08-06T21:33:23-07:00 <nickmullen> Can someone please explain to difference between @BRANDONWARDELL and Matt rife https://t.co/FwvheOPPcC'
888762144755807580161 b'2016-08-06T21:34:04-07:00 <nickmullen> @ChrisCubas I thought the name was a reference to beating women, which I still endorse'
889762145359493795840 b'2016-08-06T21:36:28-07:00 <nickmullen> @cassbwell @BRANDONWARDELL lol what \xf0\x9f\x99\x83'
890762146875885641728 b'2016-08-06T21:42:29-07:00 <nickmullen> @cassbwell @BRANDONWARDELL my take is good thanks'
891762147290417074176 b'2016-08-06T21:44:08-07:00 <nickmullen> How about an MTV show where wigger comedians threaten to fight each other from across a stage and then black guys have to fight for them'
892762147921206837248 b'2016-08-06T21:46:39-07:00 <nickmullen> @Jack2Basics yes and? Buy the leaf blower if you have a problem with this. The rules are clear'
893762332397081886720 b"2016-08-07T09:59:41-07:00 <nickmullen> @TepidButter @cassbwell @BRANDONWARDELL you're the only one worse than Matt rife in this convo thanks"
894762333220574748677 b'2016-08-07T10:02:57-07:00 <nickmullen> @TepidButter @cassbwell @BRANDONWARDELL and?'
895762334025138733056 b'2016-08-07T10:06:09-07:00 <nickmullen> @TepidButter @cassbwell @BRANDONWARDELL are you retarded? This is elementary school level reading comprehension skills'
896762335075631497216 b"2016-08-07T10:10:20-07:00 <nickmullen> @TepidButter @cassbwell @BRANDONWARDELL lol you're so flustered from being mad online that you've forgotten how to read"
897762340767591493633 b"2016-08-07T10:32:57-07:00 <nickmullen> @TepidButter @cassbwell @BRANDONWARDELL you want people to pay attention to you because you're a chubby 40yo dipshit"
898762341992588271616 b'2016-08-07T10:37:49-07:00 <nickmullen> @Bioload77 @TepidButter @cassbwell @BRANDONWARDELL it is pretty funny how all of you guys have the same BMI and hairline'
899762344853405593600 b"2016-08-07T10:49:11-07:00 <nickmullen> @TepidButter @Bioload77 @Meyerandrews @cassbwell @BRANDONWARDELL come on man you're falling apart here. This is embarrassing"
900762345384148606976 b"2016-08-07T10:51:17-07:00 <nickmullen> @AbeerGreatAss @mattytalks @strong_piss you're wrong, it's disgusting. Only good when over-battered"
901762345836881780736 b'2016-08-07T10:53:05-07:00 <nickmullen> @AbeerGreatAss @mattytalks @strong_piss fried okra. You batter and fry it'
902762345942657933312 b'2016-08-07T10:53:31-07:00 <nickmullen> @AbeerGreatAss @mattytalks @strong_piss shit you meant PLAIN okra? That shit is awful'
903762347414833553408 b'2016-08-07T10:59:22-07:00 <nickmullen> @strong_piss @mattytalks @AbeerGreatAss actually using foot bath water is necessary for making proper okra'
904762356759445049344 b"2016-08-07T11:36:30-07:00 <nickmullen> I didn't make the movie  https://t.co/3xeHuP06vs"
905762358455952928768 b"2016-08-07T11:43:14-07:00 <nickmullen> @Manager_Josh no it isn't"
906762460270505492480 b'2016-08-07T18:27:48-07:00 <nickmullen> @Lowenaffchen @ByYourLogic this is classist'
907762468284620869636 b'2016-08-07T18:59:39-07:00 <nickmullen> @bonerhitler @Lowenaffchen @ByYourLogic The Pleat Nerd'
908762470238453587968 b'2016-08-07T19:07:25-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @UnmutualSix: https://t.co/xuePYyZxFZ'
909762488119086059520 b'2016-08-07T20:18:28-07:00 <nickmullen> God damn I love autism  https://t.co/FpQqbL9G4q'
910762727112109326336 b'2016-08-08T12:08:08-07:00 <nickmullen> Animal fact: it takes four and a half years for the semen to travel all the way down a giraffes throat'
911762727684837433344 b'2016-08-08T12:10:25-07:00 <nickmullen> Animal fact; penguins belong to the subfamily flightless birds, itself a part of the larger family, dickless birds, also known as birds'
912762728771514400768 b'2016-08-08T12:14:44-07:00 <nickmullen> Animal fact: snapping turtles can be used as a weapon against the police. In fact, they like it https://t.co/RLa658I2X2'
913762728943581552641 b"2016-08-08T12:15:25-07:00 <nickmullen> @KenJennings yea that's the sound it makes"
914762730430466514944 b'2016-08-08T12:21:20-07:00 <nickmullen> Shut up you dinosaur bitch  https://t.co/7pxgOhNNc9'
915762735910727344128 b'2016-08-08T12:43:06-07:00 <nickmullen> Yahoo answers | bunch of paper cuts on penis. safe to have sex?'
916762750594109014020 b'2016-08-08T13:41:27-07:00 <nickmullen> @karengeier @libbycwatson @deep_beige not being verified is the new being verified'
917762751426678366208 b'2016-08-08T13:44:46-07:00 <nickmullen> @BRANDONWARDELL would you say that these are the bitch nigga Brandons?'
918762752030201044993 b'2016-08-08T13:47:09-07:00 <nickmullen> @BRANDONWARDELL https://t.co/vutfmiicHl'
919762773232185401344 b"2016-08-08T15:11:24-07:00 <nickmullen> Fucked up that they don't make three slot toasters for people who enjoy bread sandwiches"
920762773602076852224 b'2016-08-08T15:12:53-07:00 <nickmullen> @thechemtrailkid yes you do retard'
921762775011627237380 b'2016-08-08T15:18:29-07:00 <nickmullen> @theindiegrandpa shut up you fucking piece of shit'
922762797482296213504 b"2016-08-08T16:47:46-07:00 <nickmullen> I don't know why we stop restricting things at age 21 it should be illegal to have a conversation until you're 30"
923762804245817163777 b"2016-08-08T17:14:39-07:00 <nickmullen> Do you know why I pulled you over? Well it says here you're 22 and it appears you're trying to write a screenplay. That's a felony"
924762804553691570176 b"2016-08-08T17:15:52-07:00 <nickmullen> @cassbwell I'm 47"
925762851193789886466 b'2016-08-08T20:21:12-07:00 <nickmullen> @BRANDONWARDELL https://t.co/eS3blVJcs2'
926762852637427568641 b'2016-08-08T20:26:56-07:00 <nickmullen> @LarryWebsite it was you'
927762852851898908672 b"2016-08-08T20:27:47-07:00 <nickmullen> @weedguy420boner (the truth is I've been a comedian for a decade and I live in a box still)"
928762852907095994377 b'2016-08-08T20:28:00-07:00 <nickmullen> @weedguy420boner but thank u'
929762858762524688384 b'2016-08-08T20:51:16-07:00 <nickmullen> @BRANDONWARDELL https://t.co/RTbDsE33EQ'
930762864755002449920 b"2016-08-08T21:15:05-07:00 <nickmullen> @leducviolet @shutupmikeginn I don't think anyone does funny political comedy anymore"
931763007517249118208 b'2016-08-09T06:42:22-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @dril: boys night https://t.co/lHeOCEyC9p'
932763042989291737092 b"2016-08-09T09:03:19-07:00 <nickmullen> That movie Gattaca but it's Pussygettaca and it's about a guy that's genetically bred to just fuck 100%, always"
933763043459368415232 b'2016-08-09T09:05:12-07:00 <nickmullen> @amaturestate I like it'
934763082463874777089 b'2016-08-09T11:40:11-07:00 <nickmullen> @almyrOH @dizzymisslizzyp @cushbomb please do'
935763084596032446464 b"2016-08-09T11:48:39-07:00 <nickmullen> know what really ticks me off? frickin,, bumbaclots. can't stand those guys"
936763141696007860229 b"2016-08-09T15:35:33-07:00 <nickmullen> Wow this is gonna be the thing that ends trumps campaign. Not the other things. It's gonna be this one"
937763143022234263552 b'2016-08-09T15:40:49-07:00 <nickmullen> Inshallah  https://t.co/Ab8wW85fWu'
938763238471922290690 b"2016-08-09T22:00:06-07:00 <nickmullen> @couchdefiler because he's dead"
939763342913963077632 b'2016-08-10T04:55:07-07:00 <nickmullen> Idk my bff Jill'
940763347527483658240 b'2016-08-10T05:13:27-07:00 <nickmullen> @rachelmillman hello'
941763385332305985536 b'2016-08-10T07:43:40-07:00 <nickmullen> @bashfulcoward is this where you cut yourself'
942763410638131630080 b"2016-08-10T09:24:14-07:00 <nickmullen> Let's get #Riotarded for the Olympics! Post your Rio-tard face! Hashtag sponsored and created by @cheerios"
943763413992362614784 b"2016-08-10T09:37:33-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @portmoodyguy: @nickmullen @cheerios here's my dad getting #Riotarded with his daily @cheerios as he settles in to investigate 9/11 https://t.co/zPKmHl8DhQ"
944763434525338791936 b"2016-08-10T10:59:09-07:00 <nickmullen> There's a special place in hell for women who have sex"
945763434839236313088 b'2016-08-10T11:00:24-07:00 <nickmullen> Call me old fashioned but only men should be allowed to have sex'
946763488222886363137 b'2016-08-10T14:32:31-07:00 <nickmullen> Smh if that were a blace man on trump tower? The police would have already flown a plane into the building on the cias orders'
947763530513504165889 b'2016-08-10T17:20:34-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @dril: 19:00 hours. im whereing a condom right now. temperature: 74\xc2\xb0F. air pressure:1012hPa. just had a phenomenal potato salad. Wind Direction: NE'
948763531446418022400 b"2016-08-10T17:24:17-07:00 <nickmullen> This is the worst tweet I've ever seen and I've been on this website for 19 hours a day since 2009 https://t.co/uMyEovKIPW"
949763531979031711744 b'2016-08-10T17:26:24-07:00 <nickmullen> @bitchmale @Vxtalis @lnsaneTweets that one is a little too much'
950763532764503236608 b'2016-08-10T17:29:31-07:00 <nickmullen> Same  https://t.co/w56Kdt0OhD'
951763536723141885952 b'2016-08-10T17:45:15-07:00 <nickmullen> @ActionB0SS @Vxtalis (pic of every one of your tweets)'
952763537011261186050 b'2016-08-10T17:46:23-07:00 <nickmullen> @ActionB0SS @Vxtalis what?'
953763776107166461952 b'2016-08-11T09:36:28-07:00 <nickmullen> @AmberALeeFrost @jonny_is_good do either of the cats eat pizza'
954763776871238598656 b'2016-08-11T09:39:31-07:00 <nickmullen> @AmberALeeFrost @jonny_is_good Adam brought me three day old pizza yesterday as a "present". He was being sincere'
955763777256816869377 b"2016-08-11T09:41:02-07:00 <nickmullen> @AmberALeeFrost @jonny_is_good no there's plenty I just wanted to know if they wanted this pizza"
956763777504976986112 b'2016-08-11T09:42:02-07:00 <nickmullen> @AmberALeeFrost @jonny_is_good https://t.co/EPZuadW2Cz'
957763777664591228928 b"2016-08-11T09:42:40-07:00 <nickmullen> @RoccoTenaglia3 @StavComedy @AdamFriedland yes I was about to put it up but it's late anyways and I'm doing \xf0\x9f\x94\xa8construction\xe2\x9b\x8f"
958763777996058685440 b'2016-08-11T09:43:59-07:00 <nickmullen> @StavComedy @RoccoTenaglia3 @AdamFriedland I got shit going on over here https://t.co/o8exAInbkq'
959763778464214310912 b"2016-08-11T09:45:50-07:00 <nickmullen> @leonardpdx @StavComedy not if they're too busy having sex bitch"
960763782557573996544 b'2016-08-11T10:02:06-07:00 <nickmullen> @pukekiller sshutbtje fuck up man'
961763790994403893252 b'2016-08-11T10:35:38-07:00 <nickmullen> @PeasParsley @pukekiller @Justin__Bebis @leonardpdx @StavComedy I uploaded it bitch on my way to Home Depot now so I be with myself'
962763791645603168256 b'2016-08-11T10:38:13-07:00 <nickmullen> @PeasParsley @pukekiller @Justin__Bebis @leonardpdx @StavComedy they kicked me out of lowes for sucking the tools'
963763797044230316032 b"2016-08-11T10:59:40-07:00 <nickmullen> @leonardpdx @PeasParsley @pukekiller @Justin__Bebis @StavComedy don't do this to me. Not today I can't be trolled today"
964763804505171517440 b'2016-08-11T11:29:19-07:00 <nickmullen> @theseantcollins yes'
965763825927448956929 b'2016-08-11T12:54:26-07:00 <nickmullen> @doktorbuzzo oh hell yea this guy rules'
966763840793853460480 b'2016-08-11T13:53:31-07:00 <nickmullen> This man is my hero  https://t.co/5lcQm1G7bs'
967763845466329088000 b"2016-08-11T14:12:05-07:00 <nickmullen> @doktorbuzzo @Dan_Benenson that's how I feel fuck it"
968763845703042994177 b"2016-08-11T14:13:01-07:00 <nickmullen> @David_Feldman_ @TriumphICDHQ David isn't most of your generation dead already"
969763849212823998464 b'2016-08-11T14:26:58-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @BAKKOOONN: . @MarkDice @BaltimorePolice https://t.co/Giwf5LHSwr'
970763849381451882496 b"2016-08-11T14:27:38-07:00 <nickmullen> I called the Baltimore police to tell them I'm gay and they refused to send officers to my house to kiss me to death"
971763855310251515905 b'2016-08-11T14:51:12-07:00 <nickmullen> @CumTownFanz https://t.co/PNVtmkAAb2'
972763857344103124992 b'2016-08-11T14:59:17-07:00 <nickmullen> @CumTownFanz I edited it down to just the commentary'
973764122406667620352 b'2016-08-12T08:32:33-07:00 <nickmullen> Marine corps Garfield'
974764128815425740801 b'2016-08-12T08:58:01-07:00 <nickmullen> @mattytalks Autistic Felix'
975764146099804368896 b'2016-08-12T10:06:41-07:00 <nickmullen> @gerbshanarb @mmmaguy @Thatotherdude whats chaplin trainhouse'
976764810688476934149 b'2016-08-14T06:07:32-07:00 <nickmullen> My thoughts and prayers are with @MilwaukeeTool right now. Please stay safe and keep the tools safe'
977765329767197470720 b"2016-08-15T16:30:10-07:00 <nickmullen> (woody from toy story pull-chain voice) There's a dick in my ass"
978765330545022730240 b'2016-08-15T16:33:15-07:00 <nickmullen> @bobby ive been saying it while walking around in public under my breath'
979765547904350248960 b"2016-08-16T06:56:58-07:00 <nickmullen> If you're mad and posting about Black Olives Matter, please remember that Italians are behind this. They're the worst kind of white"
980765550825406103553 b'2016-08-16T07:08:34-07:00 <nickmullen> i love that someone with the handle MetsJets1975 got mad at my anti italian racism. this made my day https://t.co/7pRzDNKNd4'
981765550911578079232 b'2016-08-16T07:08:55-07:00 <nickmullen> *only valid form of racism \\nFTFY https://t.co/UVoX2hGPvu'
982765551259017474048 b'2016-08-16T07:10:18-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @LRonMexico: @nickmullen ( in extreme guido voice): "NO JUSTICE NO PIZZA!"'
983765552492344176640 b'2016-08-16T07:15:12-07:00 <nickmullen> (placing my order at olive garden)\\n"... so YOU... you\'re part eggplant. Now lemme get one of those chesterfields."'
984765614415634894848 b'2016-08-16T11:21:15-07:00 <nickmullen> excuse me but 9/11 was not "successful." one of the planes crashed in a field. seems like a p big fuckup imo. giuliani\'s statement stands'
985765616139535777792 b'2016-08-16T11:28:06-07:00 <nickmullen> like i guarantee you if Obama was in office during 9/11 the third plane would have made it to the Air and Space Museum'
986765712363022581760 b'2016-08-16T17:50:28-07:00 <nickmullen> #MakeTheOlympicsMoreExciting white countrys team up'
987765719930192920576 b'2016-08-16T18:20:32-07:00 <nickmullen> #MakeTheOlympicsMoreExciting women are naked, by law'
988765720448311107584 b'2016-08-16T18:22:35-07:00 <nickmullen> #MakeTheOlympicsMoreExciting the first man to put the olympic flame out with piss becomes king of nations'
989765720626300645378 b'2016-08-16T18:23:18-07:00 <nickmullen> #MakeTheOlympicsMoreExciting the movie grandmas boy on all the jumbotrons'
990765720774258855936 b'2016-08-16T18:23:53-07:00 <nickmullen> #MakeTheOlympicsMoreExciting the announcers pronounce niger wrong'
991765901552351674369 b'2016-08-17T06:22:14-07:00 <nickmullen> @someofmybest is this how you go to the bathroom'
992765907598826766340 b'2016-08-17T06:46:16-07:00 <nickmullen> the invisible hand of the market https://t.co/nheiSdiKfK'
993766269940219469829 b'2016-08-18T06:46:05-07:00 <nickmullen> @someofmybest no :)'
994766302066264465408 b"2016-08-18T08:53:44-07:00 <nickmullen> big ups to @Paulfarrell1895 for protecting women by directing people to harass a woman for someone else's actions https://t.co/fnJ8GhEwZr"
995766302411032068097 b'2016-08-18T08:55:06-07:00 <nickmullen> one of the facts is basically "she\'s jewish." thats good to know, another strike against her. excellent reporting.'
996766307734350401536 b"2016-08-18T09:16:15-07:00 <nickmullen> Five Fast Facts About Paul Farrell's Mother, The Woman Who Birthed The Man Who Harassed A Woman"
997766308061644480512 b'2016-08-18T09:17:33-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @pattonoswalt: This is beyond gross.  https://t.co/yot3AL4Os8'
998766309807842332672 b'2016-08-18T09:24:30-07:00 <nickmullen> @BronzeHammer theyre you'
999766311415196086273 b'2016-08-18T09:30:53-07:00 <nickmullen> @BronzeHammer bitch john'
1000766311445684449280 b'2016-08-18T09:31:00-07:00 <nickmullen> @BronzeHammer whats your real name man'
1001766350155964674048 b'2016-08-18T12:04:49-07:00 <nickmullen> @kerenmargolis https://t.co/dl6mw562mI'
1002766350236704993280 b"2016-08-18T12:05:09-07:00 <nickmullen> (beginning of three's company theme song)\\nsuck and fuck on my turds..."
1003766350295483969536 b'2016-08-18T12:05:23-07:00 <nickmullen> @kerenmargolis they deleted the article also'
1004766351655520575488 b'2016-08-18T12:10:47-07:00 <nickmullen> @treysucks @TayyyTayy @Paulfarrell1895 trey dont do this lol'
1005766353748767731712 b'2016-08-18T12:19:06-07:00 <nickmullen> @BaltimoreMatt @kerenmargolis @Paulfarrell1895 @HeavySan and his account'
1006766358467099627520 b'2016-08-18T12:37:51-07:00 <nickmullen> @heavysan needs to explain why they published this https://t.co/dl6mw562mI'
1007766358491334373377 b'2016-08-18T12:37:57-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @nickmullen: @heavysan needs to explain why they published this https://t.co/dl6mw562mI'
1008766359530162847746 b'2016-08-18T12:42:04-07:00 <nickmullen> @SummerOfBish @HeavySan buddy i have multiple swastika tattoos'
1009766363809254612993 b'2016-08-18T12:59:05-07:00 <nickmullen> petition to replace "in God we Trust" with "Turd Is The Word" on the money'
1010766674446245629952 b'2016-08-19T09:33:26-07:00 <nickmullen> @Jezzerat using my powers for good is when i suck the cheese out of the middle of a Combo'
1011766757714777214976 b'2016-08-19T15:04:19-07:00 <nickmullen> @someofmybest it became trash as soon as you got involved'
1012766759344285347840 b'2016-08-19T15:10:48-07:00 <nickmullen> @someofmybest the only power-rack tool here is you'
1013766760156348768256 b'2016-08-19T15:14:01-07:00 <nickmullen> @tinybaby ah now your dick will have an excuse to smell like fish'
1014766766816987377664 b'2016-08-19T15:40:29-07:00 <nickmullen> what she win that medal for\\n(turn to camera 2, zoom in, shades lowered)\\nthat pussy? https://t.co/axWWXwHqKk'
1015766786866335014912 b'2016-08-19T17:00:09-07:00 <nickmullen> @baxblog @AmberALeeFrost im mad cause they stole the idea from ilma gore who did it better and it comes off like some banksy shit'
1016766787107176132608 b'2016-08-19T17:01:07-07:00 <nickmullen> @tinybaby everyoone faving this is banned'
1017766787517806841856 b'2016-08-19T17:02:45-07:00 <nickmullen> @tinybaby @leducviolet GREG FUCK OFF'
1018766787848318033920 b"2016-08-19T17:04:03-07:00 <nickmullen> @AmberALeeFrost @baxblog okay; here's what you're working with https://t.co/SZJYbzYzmw"
1019766788125083377665 b'2016-08-19T17:05:09-07:00 <nickmullen> @bigpumpkin4real @AmberALeeFrost @baxblog but also while pretending you came up with Drumpf'
1020766788746704359424 b'2016-08-19T17:07:38-07:00 <nickmullen> @AmberALeeFrost @baxblog wow transphobic much?????'
1021766789295180910592 b'2016-08-19T17:09:48-07:00 <nickmullen> @freecialis @AmberALeeFrost @baxblog lmao'
1022766790591367655424 b'2016-08-19T17:14:57-07:00 <nickmullen> @shanevader @freecialis @AmberALeeFrost @baxblog thank you shane (and my pronoun is your excellency)'
1023766796461321228288 b'2016-08-19T17:38:17-07:00 <nickmullen> #GreatMusicIn4Words a retarded guy farting'
1024766806937606377472 b'2016-08-19T18:19:55-07:00 <nickmullen> (going to the bathroom) ahh hel lyeah. feels good'
1025766807437420617728 b'2016-08-19T18:21:54-07:00 <nickmullen> @ebbv gimme the fuckin money bithc'
1026766807575144771584 b'2016-08-19T18:22:27-07:00 <nickmullen> @pr0spector88 i always piss as hard as i can to PROVE taht im not gay'
1027766809731717488640 b'2016-08-19T18:31:01-07:00 <nickmullen> @BronzeHammer https://t.co/gd3Po8YNGl'
1028766809857668153344 b'2016-08-19T18:31:31-07:00 <nickmullen> @pr0spector88 sometimes when my turds hit the water i yell ITS PISS EVERYONE so they think its a huge piss from my huge dick'
1029766811329206165506 b'2016-08-19T18:37:22-07:00 <nickmullen> @pr0spector88 sometimes i do the *piss prank* where i wait until a disabled boy tries to use the bathroomand hold him down and piss his face'
1030766813466887794688 b'2016-08-19T18:45:51-07:00 <nickmullen> @pr0spector88 i use zip ties to attach his helmet to the urinal pipes'
1031766817782700711936 b'2016-08-19T19:03:00-07:00 <nickmullen> @machiavellino is this about me'
1032766820456590512128 b'2016-08-19T19:13:38-07:00 <nickmullen> @couchdefiler @machiavellino always have been'
1033766821073681682432 b"2016-08-19T19:16:05-07:00 <nickmullen> @couchdefiler @machiavellino it's me. post your power drills idiot"
1034766822297466314752 b'2016-08-19T19:20:57-07:00 <nickmullen> @couchdefiler @machiavellino i dont see them'
1035767759768068980736 b'2016-08-22T09:26:07-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @nycguidovoice: (identifying a body)\\nyea *sniff* dats... dats him https://t.co/Z0ZVF6T3ZJ'
1036767894164826652673 b"2016-08-22T18:20:10-07:00 <nickmullen> boston women all have fixed-sized vagina's, like fitted caps."
1037768173999406940160 b'2016-08-23T12:52:08-07:00 <nickmullen> (to the tune of The Wanderer)\\nwell im the kinda guy that fucks his mom and dad'
1038768187486023606272 b'2016-08-23T13:45:43-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @BushCheney2004: In Africa We Call Her Sister Hillary https://t.co/mRElgq6xzG'
1039768188159779860480 b"2016-08-23T13:48:24-07:00 <nickmullen> @mattytalks its because you weigh 900lbs and they know you'll fuck up the bed"
1040768195412142489600 b"2016-08-23T14:17:13-07:00 <nickmullen> @mattytalks i like that you tried to own me here but couldn't stop thinking about food for 4 seconds to do it"
1041768199217227698176 b"2016-08-23T14:32:20-07:00 <nickmullen> youre only allowed to do racism or journalism with the boston accent, otherwise it's being wasted"
1042768208860536602628 b'2016-08-23T15:10:39-07:00 <nickmullen> @libbycwatson honestly? good'
1043768210311442726912 b'2016-08-23T15:16:25-07:00 <nickmullen> @rigamarock @libbycwatson i hope @someofmybest gets chased by a bee and trips and all of her knitting shit falls into the sewer'
1044768212572512346112 b"2016-08-23T15:25:24-07:00 <nickmullen> @pcarroll47 @rigamarock @libbycwatson @someofmybest she's making your lunch"
1045768214638936920064 b'2016-08-23T15:33:37-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @agoodstrongwife: https://t.co/lR9T9tNb6O'
1046768230764739694592 b"2016-08-23T16:37:42-07:00 <nickmullen> @someofmybest @rigamarock @libbycwatson i hope it falls on you and you're crushed permanently"
1047768520369535799296 b'2016-08-24T11:48:29-07:00 <nickmullen> a gay guy named B.J. Cumschauer'
1048768520581062860800 b'2016-08-24T11:49:19-07:00 <nickmullen> @bornneude thanks man'
1049768660626214424577 b'2016-08-24T21:05:48-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @evafay: We saw a spider in Chernobyl. One of the guys on tour informed us that spiders\' webs are ejaculate, therefore Spiderman\'s wrists "shoot cum"'
1050768804329042112512 b'2016-08-25T06:36:50-07:00 <nickmullen> Alex Jones 2018 https://t.co/SIHkLiEBji'
1051768841393666129920 b'2016-08-25T09:04:07-07:00 <nickmullen> @someofmybest @edzitron @brendlewhat interesting I just finished a different article and it said the same thing about you'
1052768846443360780288 b"2016-08-25T09:24:11-07:00 <nickmullen> @someofmybest @edzitron @brendlewhat that's not what the article said"
1053768905920063602688 b"2016-08-25T13:20:31-07:00 <nickmullen> 4. The silence of a snowstorm\\n3. A child's laughter\\n2. Rain just before sunrise \\n1. My wife Clare's asshole"
1054768927888242597888 b"2016-08-25T14:47:49-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @MoonlitPoultry: They're appropriating @nickmullen https://t.co/6607Y74XHM"
1055768930719091527680 b"2016-08-25T14:59:04-07:00 <nickmullen> @max_read yea but he's a lot funnier than you tho"
1056768934322808258560 b'2016-08-25T15:13:23-07:00 <nickmullen> @max_read lol i seriously doubt he has an assistant'
1057768934685787377664 b'2016-08-25T15:14:49-07:00 <nickmullen> @anthony_spen @max_read lol im not fighting'
1058769022460016594944 b'2016-08-25T21:03:36-07:00 <nickmullen> @Skerlliot @DanSoder @MatteoLane @LateNightSeth Dan be careful what you right on this website. I always have someone watching'
1059769184170451034112 b'2016-08-26T07:46:11-07:00 <nickmullen> https://t.co/yRIPaQZmix'
1060769185946986307585 b'2016-08-26T07:53:15-07:00 <nickmullen> lmfao https://t.co/rzvh4H6H5K'
1061769260338084716544 b"2016-08-26T12:48:51-07:00 <nickmullen> @duyarvish @ArmyStrang lol ive been busy for like 7 days in a row and couldn't record it. just gonna skip this week"
1062769290325085093888 b"2016-08-26T14:48:00-07:00 <nickmullen> they don't ban me because they think im retarded ha haha"
1063769313707830681604 b"2016-08-26T16:20:55-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @lopezlinette: The NYT published this picture of the Mylan CEO today and I can't stop laughing. More: https://t.co/mY4tIOvAEL https://t.co/8koB2oupEI"
1064769355480179376128 b'2016-08-26T19:06:55-07:00 <nickmullen> @TomFHannah @BronzeHammer Arthur always looks like someone just pantsed him'
1065769355797562290176 b'2016-08-26T19:08:10-07:00 <nickmullen> Ah there we are https://t.co/FT1xYSodb4'
1066769359896273911808 b'2016-08-26T19:24:27-07:00 <nickmullen> @SandersBreivik when u only got one nostril https://t.co/bxrJjyCuws'
1067769361855131312128 b'2016-08-26T19:32:14-07:00 <nickmullen> @chezroxwell lmfao Jesus Arthur get it together man'
1068769365254962831360 b'2016-08-26T19:45:45-07:00 <nickmullen> Arthur Shoe'
1069769365427105521664 b'2016-08-26T19:46:26-07:00 <nickmullen> @leducviolet @longwall26 why do his upper arms look like they need to be sponsored for the price of a cup of coffee a day'
1070769552994337783808 b'2016-08-27T08:11:46-07:00 <nickmullen> mayo ass cracker ass white boys \xf0\x9f\x98\x82\xf0\x9f\x98\x82\xf0\x9f\x98\x82'
1071769596582698319872 b'2016-08-27T11:04:58-07:00 <nickmullen> I Let Portobello Mushrooms Soak In My Vagina For A Week And Then Fed Them To My Adopted Black Daughter For Feminism'
1072769607281319215104 b'2016-08-27T11:47:29-07:00 <nickmullen> im about to beat off (lowering glasses) sexually..'
1073769616281293037568 b"2016-08-27T12:23:14-07:00 <nickmullen> don't breathe was really good"
1074769670970130956289 b'2016-08-27T16:00:33-07:00 <nickmullen> who is long balls twenty dicks'
1075769674838713704449 b'2016-08-27T16:15:56-07:00 <nickmullen> @someofmybest so, at your house then'
1076769720212228804608 b"2016-08-27T19:16:13-07:00 <nickmullen> @BAKKOOONN they couldn't name him that because it means faggot in Japanese"
1077769723374251696128 b'2016-08-27T19:28:47-07:00 <nickmullen> @BAKKOOONN Hahhahah https://t.co/5wTlpejt6a'
1078769730903929159681 b"2016-08-27T19:58:43-07:00 <nickmullen> (Arthur opens incognito mode, checks the driveway again to make sure he's alone, he begins typing) \\nWikihow to put on a shoe"
1079769898833358778368 b'2016-08-28T07:06:00-07:00 <nickmullen> One step closer to assembling the autistic voltron https://t.co/qh5D9gTD3d'
1080770038703867752448 b'2016-08-28T16:21:48-07:00 <nickmullen> instead of pretend to cry or shake or scream in reaction to mundane shit online, the next thing is people saying "im BARFING"'
1081770038936651653122 b"2016-08-28T16:22:43-07:00 <nickmullen> Hillary's Epic Clap Back At Donald: A Gif Of Beyonce Snapping Her Fingers\\n\\nTop Comment:\\nomg im BARFING!!!! I loveher"
1082770040952610226177 b'2016-08-28T16:30:44-07:00 <nickmullen> @theseantcollins theres literally barf all over my shirt and im smiling and shaking my head as the barf leaks out of my mouth'
1083770049080911400960 b"2016-08-28T17:03:02-07:00 <nickmullen> Me? I'm gay (computers)"
1084770056314349350913 b'2016-08-28T17:31:46-07:00 <nickmullen> @RichVos did someone call you glengarry glen vos'
1085770059345895784448 b"2016-08-28T17:43:49-07:00 <nickmullen> Actually no it's not a slur it's a medical term and it gets its name from Dr Jonathan Retard"
1086770059765808586753 b"2016-08-28T17:45:29-07:00 <nickmullen> @feraljokes @Harmontown I have tickets to your wife's pussy and ass hole"
1087770091670012583937 b'2016-08-28T19:52:16-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @dril: do not be afraid to talk to that lonely boy on the train ... with the rosy red cheeks, sun glasses &amp; big cigar... he just mmight be... angel'
1088770100966016311296 b'2016-08-28T20:29:12-07:00 <nickmullen> Someone told me Terrance Howard has a micropenis'
1089770101315112431617 b"2016-08-28T20:30:35-07:00 <nickmullen> @Moose_Bigelow I guess it's... Hard out here for a pimp"
1090770105348577452032 b'2016-08-28T20:46:37-07:00 <nickmullen> @Camera_Angel @YayImOnline post it'
1091770290278594932736 b'2016-08-29T09:01:28-07:00 <nickmullen> @tiffaynay @adultblackmale actually they look like fuckin shit dude'
1092770319754930298880 b'2016-08-29T10:58:36-07:00 <nickmullen> @AmberALeeFrost marrone'
1093770346345567780864 b'2016-08-29T12:44:15-07:00 <nickmullen> gene wild.... less'
1094770346895231320065 b'2016-08-29T12:46:26-07:00 <nickmullen> i guess gene wilder just found out about donald freakin trump #politics #dailyshow #ohyesshetwitnt'
1095770347423323525121 b'2016-08-29T12:48:32-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @PrisonPlanet: Another Salon classic. https://t.co/L426EatGnF'
1096770347646326374400 b'2016-08-29T12:49:25-07:00 <nickmullen> ten years ago we had gene wilder, the guyf rom harry potter, and idk some dumb bitch. now we have no gene, no wilder, and harry potter haha'
1097770348719745171456 b"2016-08-29T12:53:41-07:00 <nickmullen> @pr0spector88 don't let the retarded guy from the movie dreamcatcher die"
1098770348935361728512 b'2016-08-29T12:54:33-07:00 <nickmullen> how about a children cereal that looks like small breasts? to ween kids off breast milk. they can suck the cereal milk out of the soggy tits'
1099770349181613596674 b'2016-08-29T12:55:31-07:00 <nickmullen> @GLTease yes you fuckin sick freak'
1100770349351529046016 b'2016-08-29T12:56:12-07:00 <nickmullen> at least Gene Wilder died doing what he loved - being crushed to death by BBWs'
1101770350186149322756 b'2016-08-29T12:59:31-07:00 <nickmullen> @RIPMarkusJ i fucked ur mom six times bitch'
1102770350490303561728 b'2016-08-29T13:00:43-07:00 <nickmullen> interesting that a guy named Anthony "Weiner" (like hot dog) has found himself in a "sandwich" of trouble ;| ;|'
1103770360017409150976 b"2016-08-29T13:38:35-07:00 <nickmullen> It's too late. They're fucking and sucking in heaven and you can't stop them  https://t.co/5j6KFgyKUb"
1104770361046418665473 b'2016-08-29T13:42:40-07:00 <nickmullen> @Ugarles I know'
1105770373477488529408 b'2016-08-29T14:32:04-07:00 <nickmullen> Wow im verified now lol'
1106770389597205454848 b'2016-08-29T15:36:07-07:00 <nickmullen> Thanks man @rigamarock'
1107770389637131034626 b'2016-08-29T15:36:17-07:00 <nickmullen> Thanks this is big for me @surfercat'
1108770389678528790529 b'2016-08-29T15:36:27-07:00 <nickmullen> Thanks man. It feels good @eliweidman'
1109770396981650944004 b'2016-08-29T16:05:28-07:00 <nickmullen> Anthony Weiner? More like Peen Wilder\\n\\nthis has been mondays joke. august 29th, the year of the lord two thousand sixteen.'
1110770400936468574209 b'2016-08-29T16:21:11-07:00 <nickmullen> MIND = BLOWN\\nFrasier exists in same universe as Cheers\\nCheers -&gt; Boston\\nBoston -&gt; Marathon Bombing\\n\\nFRASIER WAS FRIENDS WITH JAHAR'
1111770402465124610048 b'2016-08-29T16:27:15-07:00 <nickmullen> Oh no not the cast of crocodile dundee!!! https://t.co/NBCfHqvuLJ'
1112770406073291399169 b'2016-08-29T16:41:35-07:00 <nickmullen> Forget Everything You Thought You Knew About The Cast Of Short Circuit 2:'
1113770411039859019776 b'2016-08-29T17:01:20-07:00 <nickmullen> lmao holy shit https://t.co/3OaXNHK6ip'
1114770411216187564036 b'2016-08-29T17:02:02-07:00 <nickmullen> Wene wi wene gilder lol'
1115770413363453161472 b"2016-08-29T17:10:34-07:00 <nickmullen> @vegetablefarmer @looonstar that's right"
1116770419752556789760 b'2016-08-29T17:35:57-07:00 <nickmullen> kneesocks are like wainscoting for your legs. it makes me look classy and elegant, not "retarded" and "gay"'
1117770442024621314052 b'2016-08-29T19:04:27-07:00 <nickmullen> Which'
1118770442782112641024 b'2016-08-29T19:07:28-07:00 <nickmullen> @someofmybest @mikedallape @GAFollowers actually Jen this is me and my daughter Jen thanked me for this (her name is also Jen)'
1119770443202683932672 b"2016-08-29T19:09:08-07:00 <nickmullen> @someofmybest @mikedallape @GAFollowers where's your car"
1120770452737964113920 b'2016-08-29T19:47:01-07:00 <nickmullen> @AmberALeeFrost mumblerape'
1121770457202763112448 b'2016-08-29T20:04:46-07:00 <nickmullen> Trey gowdy is like the lawyer in a time to kill if his speech ended with "now imagine if that little girl was killed by other blacks"'
1122770475501450358784 b'2016-08-29T21:17:28-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @bartsimsonreal: World Peace is too good for television'
1123770493425749725184 b'2016-08-29T22:28:42-07:00 <nickmullen> @teenmom4evr @looonstar @ImMichaelBrown I read real books like PlayStation and bench press'
1124770494605607497729 b'2016-08-29T22:33:23-07:00 <nickmullen> @PeasParsley @teenmom4evr @looonstar @ImMichaelBrown yeah I bet: How To Be Gay by Sum Kwere'
1125770495472612044800 b'2016-08-29T22:36:50-07:00 <nickmullen> @PeasParsley @teenmom4evr @looonstar @ImMichaelBrown the choad'
1126770500101408223232 b'2016-08-29T22:55:14-07:00 <nickmullen> @PeasParsley @teenmom4evr @looonstar @ImMichaelBrown Ridtardha'
1127770668762265686016 b'2016-08-30T10:05:25-07:00 <nickmullen> brock turner gets out of jail on friday!!! #justice #timeserved welcome back to society brock!!! glad you learned your lesson'
1128770705416636493824 b'2016-08-30T12:31:04-07:00 <nickmullen> anthony weinis'
1129770731758597922817 b'2016-08-30T14:15:45-07:00 <nickmullen> How To Make A Bitch Wearing Headphones Become Your Motherfucking Wife'
1130770735415171158018 b'2016-08-30T14:30:17-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @FreeMemesKids: https://t.co/8VxzEOsGde'
1131770781641019187200 b"2016-08-30T17:33:58-07:00 <nickmullen> @kathbarbadoro that's right"
1132770809809511809024 b'2016-08-30T19:25:54-07:00 <nickmullen> Aaron sorkin invented the suck and fuck'
1133770976348944883712 b'2016-08-31T06:27:40-07:00 <nickmullen> @FucktardIdiot @spacetwinks @extranapkins the irony Doctor'
1134770977290725515264 b'2016-08-31T06:31:24-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @charles_kinbote: OH HELL YEAH https://t.co/ZaRSVF2B5v'
1135770987341838159872 b'2016-08-31T07:11:21-07:00 <nickmullen> How about a show about a Japanese guy named Sony Toprano who makes tvs and stress eats sushi'
1136770990476384174080 b'2016-08-31T07:23:48-07:00 <nickmullen> @PeasParsley https://t.co/Fpj1XbSvzy'
1137770999434352140288 b'2016-08-31T07:59:24-07:00 <nickmullen> @JudeKerrison yes he does'
1138771008274992947201 b'2016-08-31T08:34:32-07:00 <nickmullen> I just saw a Mexican guy wearing a shirt that said "acai you baby" and it\'s like stop making me do a racist impression of you in my head'
1139771035743510749184 b'2016-08-31T10:23:41-07:00 <nickmullen> https://t.co/3vShGCUg62'
1140771037415800799232 b'2016-08-31T10:30:19-07:00 <nickmullen> Howie Mandel invented "its you"'
1141771038302602493952 b'2016-08-31T10:33:51-07:00 <nickmullen> https://t.co/UMOn3trGNN'
1142771039089785180161 b'2016-08-31T10:36:58-07:00 <nickmullen> @LatherRinseRT no this is all real'
1143771047745935335424 b'2016-08-31T11:11:22-07:00 <nickmullen> @ryanlcooper lmao every black player should quit the NFL'
1144771063294895484929 b"2016-08-31T12:13:09-07:00 <nickmullen> here's me https://t.co/8bi20t4Rz6"
1145771078999606984704 b'2016-08-31T13:15:34-07:00 <nickmullen> #DealBreakerIn3Words doodoo comes out of her pussy'
1146771080954987343873 b"2016-08-31T13:23:20-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @Baer_Bill: Love the troops... unless they disagree with me, in which case I'll immediately invalidate their service https://t.co/ixhAYDa70d"
1147771104732349890561 b'2016-08-31T14:57:49-07:00 <nickmullen> @gerbshanarb its called having standards you 2-ass bitch'
1148771108156105687041 b'2016-08-31T15:11:25-07:00 <nickmullen> @gerbshanarb honestly??? no!!'
1149771108480468062208 b'2016-08-31T15:12:42-07:00 <nickmullen> @gerbshanarb takes one to know one'
1150771108754574209024 b'2016-08-31T15:13:48-07:00 <nickmullen> @pattymo the baby stole my haircut'
1151771108863613468672 b'2016-08-31T15:14:14-07:00 <nickmullen> @gerbshanarb as if'
1152771109028898467840 b'2016-08-31T15:14:53-07:00 <nickmullen> @tinybaby @pattymo your bathing suit involves a t-shirt'
1153771109142350233600 b'2016-08-31T15:15:20-07:00 <nickmullen> @bonerhitler @pattymo i get my hair cut at Adult Cuts'
1154771109293923893248 b'2016-08-31T15:15:56-07:00 <nickmullen> @gerbshanarb mmfwcl'
1155771110246194511872 b"2016-08-31T15:19:43-07:00 <nickmullen> yeah i call em dilds for short. got my whole collection of dilds here. dont touch them they're all seasoned and i dont wash them"
1156771110411630411776 b'2016-08-31T15:20:23-07:00 <nickmullen> @gerbshanarb thats right'
1157771110801168007170 b'2016-08-31T15:21:56-07:00 <nickmullen> love slidin my dilds up in a babe. whole collection, try out different dild combos'
1158771111138281025536 b"2016-08-31T15:23:16-07:00 <nickmullen> @pukekiller @gerbshanarb yes, it's"
1159771172592262656002 b'2016-08-31T19:27:28-07:00 <nickmullen> (trying on sunglasses at the gas station) hell yea im gonna fuckin kill myself lol'
1160771210119585501184 b"2016-08-31T21:56:35-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @HoneydewWilkins: @nickmullen @StavComedy @AdamFriedland I'm just spit ballin here. #RoughDraft #TomMyersFanArt https://t.co/aCbfvorH4a"
1161771210162925297664 b'2016-08-31T21:56:45-07:00 <nickmullen> @HoneydewWilkins @StavComedy @AdamFriedland fuck yeah'
1162771432165234147332 b'2016-09-01T12:38:55-07:00 <nickmullen> @Chelsea_Fagan love to be bad'
1163771441823730532353 b'2016-09-01T13:17:18-07:00 <nickmullen> Gettin p at checkers'
1164771448999874363392 b'2016-09-01T13:45:49-07:00 <nickmullen> Your wife? Yea she vulved me off'
1165771449654366068736 b'2016-09-01T13:48:25-07:00 <nickmullen> 2045: "slick vulv midge" is the only legal catcall'
1166771450874128367616 b'2016-09-01T13:53:15-07:00 <nickmullen> Picard: The bean, the slot, the p hole, the baby lips and the big boy lips. These are the parts of the pussy. Their mission: to succ me off'
1167771457389178527744 b"2016-09-01T14:19:09-07:00 <nickmullen> Guillain\xe2\x80\x93Barr\xc3\xa9 syndrome; for when you're retarded but you still drink champagne and wear ascots to the museum"
1168771460910678499332 b'2016-09-01T14:33:08-07:00 <nickmullen> its richard geres birthday! you know what that means!\\n(hes shoving a bunch of animals up his ass, as usual)'
1169771726394942447616 b'2016-09-02T08:08:05-07:00 <nickmullen> im one of the pussy-finginest motherfuckers on here'
1170771729137455230977 b'2016-09-02T08:18:59-07:00 <nickmullen> Nice https://t.co/oos6i0LN6n'
1171771743129846288387 b'2016-09-02T09:14:35-07:00 <nickmullen> rip to a brother shamus'
1172771745078847102976 b'2016-09-02T09:22:19-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @KendonJared: @nickmullen https://t.co/zUlI59jlFc'
1173771745139203174400 b'2016-09-02T09:22:34-07:00 <nickmullen> @KendonJared thank you'
1174771822870431305728 b"2016-09-02T14:31:26-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @Lowenaffchen: Lena Dunham is terrible but until we can find someone else willing to write about being a millennial writer in NYC we're stuck with her"
1175771858286442377216 b"2016-09-02T16:52:10-07:00 <nickmullen> @FMacAulay3 it's for milo"
1176771899520061964288 b'2016-09-02T19:36:01-07:00 <nickmullen> @wunder_bri he looks especially like Odo here'
1177771902046312210432 b'2016-09-02T19:46:03-07:00 <nickmullen> @wunder_bri from ds9 come on man'
1178771960573781217281 b'2016-09-02T23:38:37-07:00 <nickmullen> (Reporter raising pencil) Question: is the tit filled with cum?  https://t.co/rS9zIFeGgP'
1179772110399714058240 b"2016-09-03T09:33:59-07:00 <nickmullen> (To the tune of Downeaster Alexa)\\nWell I'm busting inside the vagina"
1180772170223617269760 b'2016-09-03T13:31:42-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @rveljohnson: lol, why do people keep photoshopping me into stuff?"@WhatUpWithMike @rveljohnson lol what the hell? http://t.co/UQt5VC5z"'
1181772197700582465537 b'2016-09-03T15:20:53-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @rveljohnson: I love this... @BrendanKellam Hey, @rveljohnson! I painted you. What do you think? http://t.co/uhTIqSrW'
1182772244570507710464 b'2016-09-03T18:27:07-07:00 <nickmullen> @someofmybest is this about me'
1183772246312133726208 b'2016-09-03T18:34:03-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @ditzkoff: Ben Carson gonna Ben Carson. https://t.co/3CfXFNB5jm'
1184772253722957254656 b'2016-09-03T19:03:29-07:00 <nickmullen> @someofmybest ummmmm,,,because!'
1185772451689915944960 b'2016-09-04T08:10:08-07:00 <nickmullen> idk some kinda tweet where a greaser is walking out of a high school bathroom and all the girls are swooning cause he had diarrhea'
1186772455476349001728 b'2016-09-04T08:25:11-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @DrGhostbaby: @nickmullen\\n\xe2\x99\xac tell me more , tell me more\\njust how long did u wipe\\ntell me more, tell me more\\nu should prob wear a diap \xe2\x99\xac'
1187772459671496093696 b'2016-09-04T08:41:51-07:00 <nickmullen> okay the worst part about this (theres a lot) is that he took a bite out of one side then turned it around? https://t.co/4VrfggVb0d'
1188772561983765880832 b'2016-09-04T15:28:25-07:00 <nickmullen> Starring Mark Ruffalo as Seth Dickfield  https://t.co/a7YlxxuaEt'
1189772563364321034240 b'2016-09-04T15:33:54-07:00 <nickmullen> When you bust a nut to some pics &gt;&gt;&gt; https://t.co/GmI0Klndx0'
1190772570620076883976 b'2016-09-04T16:02:44-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @MazeRunnerTeam: @BarryPepper few weeks ago requesting to a fan! Awesome, good voice\xf0\x9f\x91\x8c. https://t.co/bMYxgCW95L'
1191772570916681355265 b'2016-09-04T16:03:54-07:00 <nickmullen> Hey Barry. Huge longtime fan here. Can I get a follow back? My son is dead thanks @BarryPepper'
1192772591745108434944 b'2016-09-04T17:26:40-07:00 <nickmullen> me watching an episode of the simpsons from this season https://t.co/Bbcp7WfWAK'
1193772609966205235200 b'2016-09-04T18:39:04-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @torqpenderloin: This guy better have been good at boning https://t.co/XNIM09v88F'
1194772967973439102977 b'2016-09-05T18:21:40-07:00 <nickmullen> @serious_account @GarlicCorgi what did I say'
1195772980986514726912 b'2016-09-05T19:13:23-07:00 <nickmullen> @serious_account @GarlicCorgi oh right lol'
1196772986238726967296 b'2016-09-05T19:34:15-07:00 <nickmullen> me and my gay ass friends are inventing a dance'
1197772988625873166336 b'2016-09-05T19:43:44-07:00 <nickmullen> An app to rent out your bathroom in NYC (no trans ppl) called AirP&amp;P (stands for poop and pee)'
1198773129867105857536 b"2016-09-06T05:04:59-07:00 <nickmullen> (hillary undergoing chemotherapy) \\nI'm sorry I'm allergic to bullshit \\n\\n*crowd cheers*"
1199773130221453205505 b"2016-09-06T05:06:23-07:00 <nickmullen> Here's my conspiracy theory (it's better): \\n\\nHillary coughs because she's trying to smoke weed to look cool but can't b/c she's a pussy"
1200773195773500588032 b'2016-09-06T09:26:52-07:00 <nickmullen> @willmenaker @TheJoinery_jp i watch japanese woodworking videos in the morning sometimes to relax'
1201773220406283165696 b'2016-09-06T11:04:45-07:00 <nickmullen> Guys we have to face the facts. Jokes aside; Hillary is dying. And the only cure is ...\\n\\n(tom myers shade lowering) \\n\\nA bong hit transplant'
1202773220657316368384 b'2016-09-06T11:05:45-07:00 <nickmullen> @TheSmokingTire ask him if we can fuck the cars'
1203773233315881054208 b'2016-09-06T11:56:03-07:00 <nickmullen> this year i will beome more retarded than anyone has ever imagined'
1204773238109601402882 b'2016-09-06T12:15:06-07:00 <nickmullen> wow @luisjgomez currently lying on periscope about being a puerto rican rattlesnake'
1205773243282239389696 b'2016-09-06T12:35:39-07:00 <nickmullen> @imlucascalloway @luisjgomez the law can suck my dick, i have something more powerful: the truth'
1206773244328055566337 b'2016-09-06T12:39:48-07:00 <nickmullen> imagine spending your hole life working hard to become a delta force tier one operator, and then they assign you the callsign BARFASS'
1207773247497976373248 b'2016-09-06T12:52:24-07:00 <nickmullen> @FucktardIdiot @vegetablefarmer actually is called ur mom bitch. and thats me both calling you a bitch and referring to your mom named bitch'
1208773247920892157952 b'2016-09-06T12:54:05-07:00 <nickmullen> @FucktardIdiot @vegetablefarmer the only blues i have is the blew jobs from your wife'
1209773277002958864385 b'2016-09-06T14:49:38-07:00 <nickmullen> whats ben franklins best invention? did you say electricity? wrong. its taking a boat ride for 6 months to get french pussy on the sneak'
1210773279234131431425 b'2016-09-06T14:58:30-07:00 <nickmullen> @FucktardIdiot (takin big ass weed toke) eyyy aiREEE'
1211773280732907237376 b'2016-09-06T15:04:28-07:00 <nickmullen> ive got my pants pulled down and im taking a dump out of my own ass. im going to the bathroom and no one can stop me'
1212773298943602098176 b'2016-09-06T16:16:50-07:00 <nickmullen> for all the shitty movie remakes we havent seen a resurgence of the neck-snapping in movies which was like, my favorite part of 1990s cinema'
1213773303975894454272 b'2016-09-06T16:36:49-07:00 <nickmullen> @HIMANSHU you gotta suck his dick'
1214773304791531421700 b'2016-09-06T16:40:04-07:00 <nickmullen> @bobby that show about the weed dealer where they have v contemporary conversations'
1215773306839333232641 b'2016-09-06T16:48:12-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @KenJennings: I actually do think Hillary is going to die b/c she coughed once. This is exactly what happened to Julianne Moore in The End of the Affair.'
1216773307097501016064 b'2016-09-06T16:49:14-07:00 <nickmullen> @KenJennings it made me think of that mitchell and webb look sketch "the man who had a cough and its just a cough and hes fine"'
1217773311298222391296 b'2016-09-06T17:05:55-07:00 <nickmullen> Norman used to be a comedian. now he enters radio contests to win 500 dollars. please support him the sons are real https://t.co/BZXVT2mwI1'
1218773316891188363265 b'2016-09-06T17:28:09-07:00 <nickmullen> lmao https://t.co/OACrV8mdvE'
1219773407275188977664 b'2016-09-06T23:27:18-07:00 <nickmullen> @Camera_Angel are you jealous of th hole'
1220773408596495310848 b"2016-09-06T23:32:33-07:00 <nickmullen> @machiavellino @CarlBeijer they're from you"
1221773408900246859776 b'2016-09-06T23:33:45-07:00 <nickmullen> @PeasParsley just you'
1222773409218900725760 b"2016-09-06T23:35:01-07:00 <nickmullen> @soft_btw that's right"
1223773547146993860608 b'2016-09-07T08:43:06-07:00 <nickmullen> watching the show right now ladies. have decided i would be the perfect guest for this discussion of animals having sex @TheView'
1224773548730620534784 b'2016-09-07T08:49:23-07:00 <nickmullen> \xe2\x99\xab her name is rio and she fucks her mom and dad \xe2\x99\xab'
1225773549744031408128 b'2016-09-07T08:53:25-07:00 <nickmullen> @strong_piss that;s right'
1226773566858280730625 b'2016-09-07T10:01:25-07:00 <nickmullen> elizabeth holmes sounds like a boy trying to do an impression of his dad on the phone to trick his teacher'
1227773593083086770176 b'2016-09-07T11:45:38-07:00 <nickmullen> i love him https://t.co/a0o3nWyWdc'
1228773605436843028480 b'2016-09-07T12:34:43-07:00 <nickmullen> the video of the fat chinese boy dancing is the best thing ive seen in years'
1229773606016806158336 b'2016-09-07T12:37:01-07:00 <nickmullen> @MaxwellZiskin https://t.co/MeeNBwHrma'
1230773615235030745088 b'2016-09-07T13:13:39-07:00 <nickmullen> @couchdefiler me'
1231773632051509653504 b'2016-09-07T14:20:29-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @tupacdurex: Makes me fucking sick people always on their phones . why dont they instead talk to the people in front of them who are dumb as shit'
1232773670858732761092 b'2016-09-07T16:54:41-07:00 <nickmullen> (burping up pussy)'
1233773672798405464068 b'2016-09-07T17:02:23-07:00 <nickmullen> @mattytalks when I met your mom'
1234773682557028368384 b"2016-09-07T17:41:10-07:00 <nickmullen> wow I can't believe schumer said it's mostly black guys that cat call. that's uhh such uh ,,,that's such a lie"
1235773685410635579392 b'2016-09-07T17:52:30-07:00 <nickmullen> @Lowenaffchen read the article and then look at the other videos on this account lol https://t.co/d9ld5Rz81w'
1236773686353225773056 b"2016-09-07T17:56:15-07:00 <nickmullen> @Buffbigman @Lowenaffchen I think it's just one woman"
1237773687918107955200 b'2016-09-07T18:02:28-07:00 <nickmullen> @Lowenaffchen she got rid of the trashcan willy vid and it makes me mad'
1238773689123827843073 b"2016-09-07T18:07:16-07:00 <nickmullen> @Lowenaffchen she had ~10 more videos w/ clearly homeless black guys. One of them is carrying a toothbrush and freestyling how he'd fuck her"
1239773689572089794560 b'2016-09-07T18:09:03-07:00 <nickmullen> @Lowenaffchen using the toothbrush to tap out beats on the bus terminal wall. Big looney tunes shirt'
1240773689717019840512 b'2016-09-07T18:09:37-07:00 <nickmullen> @Lowenaffchen trashcan willy is above the law imho'
1241773730509960732673 b"2016-09-07T20:51:43-07:00 <nickmullen> @ArmyStrang @shanevader @AmberALeeFrost Lauren's like, too human"
1242773733837293617155 b'2016-09-07T21:04:56-07:00 <nickmullen> what the fuck... https://t.co/GiypJ6HQVU'
1243773872643153985537 b'2016-09-08T06:16:30-07:00 <nickmullen> @Lowenaffchen @BulbaNewsNOW every game where you can put in your own name gives you implicit permission to use the n word'
1244773873873213423616 b'2016-09-08T06:21:23-07:00 <nickmullen> Mulldog Press Release 9:20AM - This morning I experienced a bean related emergency involving my ass. No further details at this time.'
1245773874220589780996 b'2016-09-08T06:22:46-07:00 <nickmullen> @bashfulcoward i had to go to church'
1246773902427166736384 b'2016-09-08T08:14:51-07:00 <nickmullen> (saluting black guy on the street) permission to use the n word SIR!!'
1247773921367855140864 b'2016-09-08T09:30:07-07:00 <nickmullen> @bonniemcfarlane @RichVos same'
1248773928528756740096 b'2016-09-08T09:58:34-07:00 <nickmullen> I bet if Brando was still alive he would insist on listening to podcasts while filming his scenes'
1249773929240404365312 b'2016-09-08T10:01:24-07:00 <nickmullen> They would have to rewrite the script to accommodate for him reading half his lines as "ahaha that\'s right mark"'
1250773944273972723712 b'2016-09-08T11:01:08-07:00 <nickmullen> 50 year ago women make dinner and shut up the fuck, now they are boner police. Word police. Want to ruin Bosnia men'
1251773968754615214080 b'2016-09-08T12:38:25-07:00 <nickmullen> sometimes i think about how hard it is to be a woman and i get so fuckin pissed. "god fuck" i start yelling and punching holes in my drywall'
1252773969557094531074 b'2016-09-08T12:41:36-07:00 <nickmullen> sometimes i wish i could just bench press the patriarchy. but even im not that strong'
1253773970157412741120 b'2016-09-08T12:43:59-07:00 <nickmullen> @AmberALeeFrost i cant im one of these new males that only knows how to drink tea and smile'
1254773971539670761476 b'2016-09-08T12:49:29-07:00 <nickmullen> @hairicaaa all of them'
1255773971725298130945 b'2016-09-08T12:50:13-07:00 <nickmullen> @bashfulcoward @AmberALeeFrost you dont know shit you mayo ass cracka ass white boy'
1256773977568127123456 b'2016-09-08T13:13:26-07:00 <nickmullen> the comedian gallagher, but instead of a sledge hammer its a katana'
1257774016797573984256 b'2016-09-08T15:49:19-07:00 <nickmullen> (jewishly running into hertz rental office) I NEED YOUR CHEAPEST CAR https://t.co/IZX0wpK3zn'
1258774017610103087105 b'2016-09-08T15:52:33-07:00 <nickmullen> @Zhang_xu_1995 regulus how do you know about Jews'
1259774023370316783616 b'2016-09-08T16:15:26-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @BrandyLJensen: humans of ny is beloved by people who change their avis after a terrorist attack and think Forrest Gump is moving'
1260774023799293431813 b"2016-09-08T16:17:09-07:00 <nickmullen> @shanevader @Cryptoterra I'm convinced she's a scanner"
1261774025367761727488 b"2016-09-08T16:23:23-07:00 <nickmullen> @mirahwood @charliearchy @Akshosophy @DanielWickham93 @_sunfloweremoji that's right"
1262774228724258570240 b'2016-09-09T05:51:26-07:00 <nickmullen> Smash cut to karen at dinner with a Chinese family. They\'re screaming in Cantonese. Karen: "that;s right"  https://t.co/AUceoQ1l2R'
1263774229337503633409 b'2016-09-09T05:53:53-07:00 <nickmullen> @feraljokes fuck bushwick'
1264774229481665990656 b"2016-09-09T05:54:27-07:00 <nickmullen> @Justin__Bebis @karengeier that's right"
1265774229810549813249 b'2016-09-09T05:55:45-07:00 <nickmullen> @feraljokes did you just get off work'
1266774232876854419456 b"2016-09-09T06:07:57-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @DavidIsaacHon: The real question is where is @jack? Isn't this targeted harassment?"
1267774279157425512448 b"2016-09-09T09:11:51-07:00 <nickmullen> @imteddybless @feraljokes it's literally the same joke that was on the daily show"
1268774281037874663425 b'2016-09-09T09:19:19-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @nice_mustard: #boycottNFL this is some extremely good shit https://t.co/vjup4Xtusz'
1269774281639010631682 b'2016-09-09T09:21:42-07:00 <nickmullen> Lmao https://t.co/K9fHiEFqLD'
1270774282318190084098 b'2016-09-09T09:24:24-07:00 <nickmullen> @TomFHannah @Jenn_Abrams same'
1271774282485387653120 b'2016-09-09T09:25:04-07:00 <nickmullen> @pattymo she rules'
1272774284602022072320 b'2016-09-09T09:33:29-07:00 <nickmullen> @pattymo @cooperlund ai weiwei? More like A geigui'
1273774320481717583872 b'2016-09-09T11:56:03-07:00 <nickmullen> G E T T I N G P U S S, why? \\n\\nBecause I GOTTA!!!'
1274774418063089340416 b'2016-09-09T18:23:48-07:00 <nickmullen> @sseagalofficial I watched hard target, under siege, and above the law before going to the gym yesterday'
1275774430394175201280 b'2016-09-09T19:12:48-07:00 <nickmullen> @pattonoswalt @SopanDeb how can you not love him'
1276774453977173856256 b'2016-09-09T20:46:31-07:00 <nickmullen> @BRANDONWARDELL I call you bitch'
1277774455943899803652 b"2016-09-09T20:54:20-07:00 <nickmullen> Comedy 2016:\\nSay abbot, who's on first?\\nIt's you\\nWhat? You mean a guy named You?\\nThat;s right"
1278774557810453512192 b'2016-09-10T03:39:07-07:00 <nickmullen> @LatherRinseRT later today'
1279774598384078512130 b'2016-09-10T06:20:20-07:00 <nickmullen> My wife  https://t.co/ZYjhOYDsLD'
1280774599684555939841 b'2016-09-10T06:25:30-07:00 <nickmullen> I like that people have to pretend "basket of deplorables" is offensive because they can\'t just say that it sounds retarded'
1281774599821390929920 b'2016-09-10T06:26:03-07:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen think about how much of this we could bypass if the media could just say "Hillary said something gay"'
1282774602666211155974 b"2016-09-10T06:37:21-07:00 <nickmullen> @orientdistress @LeahRBoss to me the most important feature of my wife's body is the holster (the vagina)"
1283774604364312895488 b'2016-09-10T06:44:06-07:00 <nickmullen> @CarlBeijer @Good_Guy69 truly dickfieldian'
1284774604687769210880 b"2016-09-10T06:45:23-07:00 <nickmullen> They're making me park the van in a place that pisses me off so I'm eating all the croissants"
1285774649587898408962 b'2016-09-10T09:43:48-07:00 <nickmullen> @charles_kinbote the mic is just hooked up to those headphones and nothing else'
1286774658237543096320 b'2016-09-10T10:18:10-07:00 <nickmullen> @libbycwatson boffet the lorry! Was a half quid last time I wet me wongle wuzzit'
1287774795993258811392 b'2016-09-10T19:25:34-07:00 <nickmullen> lol https://t.co/HyStqTfmvt'
1288774807277790461954 b'2016-09-10T20:10:24-07:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen despite all that this is still one of the funniest things on imdb https://t.co/8MaLigoYfC'
1289774991427981938688 b'2016-09-11T08:22:09-07:00 <nickmullen> Haha how funny would it be if the Hillary is dying people are right'
1290774991738209439744 b'2016-09-11T08:23:23-07:00 <nickmullen> it would be like if we found out Obama actually puts a bone through his nose every night before bed'
1291774992420463382534 b'2016-09-11T08:26:06-07:00 <nickmullen> (penitent Obama voice) I do uh... on occasion... enjoy a bone. I have tried to keep this information secret... And for that... I am sorry'
1292775035460175495168 b'2016-09-11T11:17:07-07:00 <nickmullen> Wow  just watched the vid. Hillary clearly drunk at 9/11 memorial. "I\'m doing this to disrespect the firefighters" overheard by many'
1293775041854333222912 b'2016-09-11T11:42:32-07:00 <nickmullen> The Designer Shoe That Sick Hillary Left At The 9/11 Ceremony Cost $97,000 | https://t.co/mgva581ekS https://t.co/MZtdWJqMOt'
1294775043045586825216 b"2016-09-11T11:47:16-07:00 <nickmullen> @dongoehubaire that's fucked up. My 9/11 is ruined"
1295775087777033621504 b'2016-09-11T14:45:01-07:00 <nickmullen> A Jane Austen love story about aretarded guy and a wheelchair girl called Dense and Disability'
1296775088984821235712 b"2016-09-11T14:49:49-07:00 <nickmullen> @Cryptoterra I saw a guy with a Milwaukee backpack yesterday and said he'll yea out loud to no one"
1297775094943912173569 b'2016-09-11T15:13:29-07:00 <nickmullen> @peterdaou @AmberALeeFrost the crap feeler'
1298775095568385339392 b'2016-09-11T15:15:58-07:00 <nickmullen> Lol hell yea  https://t.co/Qryj884WNg'
1299775097197218107392 b'2016-09-11T15:22:27-07:00 <nickmullen> Wow check out this note from Hillarys Doctor https://t.co/IIV8JtnSQe'
1300775115470055809024 b'2016-09-11T16:35:03-07:00 <nickmullen> I met the richest man in the world this evening https://t.co/K9cItIK2fc'
1301775160434169184256 b'2016-09-11T19:33:43-07:00 <nickmullen> @machiavellino darla told me to tell you to fuck off by the way'
1302775161816079097856 b'2016-09-11T19:39:13-07:00 <nickmullen> Wait so Hillary is campaigning while she has stage IV brainocellanoma? You realize how fucking brave and strong that makes her right?'
1303775199717454217216 b'2016-09-11T22:09:49-07:00 <nickmullen> @StavComedy @Ugarles @willmenaker interesting, the exact amount of times I fucked your mom'
1304775203636989263872 b"2016-09-11T22:25:24-07:00 <nickmullen> You know who didn't have pneumonia? \\n- Ambassador Chris Benghazi\\n- Lance Cpl. Gombo Benghazi\\n- Marine Todd (rip)\\n- the other guy that died"
1305775204583891173376 b"2016-09-11T22:29:10-07:00 <nickmullen> @gerbshanarb @mattytalks uh oh looks like Matty's huge ass is acting up again!!!"
1306775206000152444929 b"2016-09-11T22:34:47-07:00 <nickmullen> @ThingsMaxThinks @gerbshanarb @mattytalks Matty can't shit because of. Cheese. But he's not racist"
1307775206482782683136 b"2016-09-11T22:36:42-07:00 <nickmullen> Maybe Hillary wouldn't have over heated if her pants weren't on fire!!!!!! bitch!!!!"
1308775206603679203329 b'2016-09-11T22:37:11-07:00 <nickmullen> @BAKKOOONN Ernest goes to storm front'
1309775206729521004544 b'2016-09-11T22:37:41-07:00 <nickmullen> @BAKKOOONN (Ernest voice) ey Vern! Check out this damn website! Did you know they got an extra bone...'
1310775206869442891776 b'2016-09-11T22:38:14-07:00 <nickmullen> @the_taIiban I agree'
1311775322905152479233 b'2016-09-12T06:19:20-07:00 <nickmullen> Charthur Ew'
1312775349755983560704 b'2016-09-12T08:06:01-07:00 <nickmullen> I think the only way to save the James Bond franchise is if you change his favorite drink to a martini glass filled with pusy juice'
1313775414685151748096 b'2016-09-12T12:24:02-07:00 <nickmullen> oh fuck yea dude https://t.co/Hcs7gEBuht'
1314775429395662118913 b'2016-09-12T13:22:29-07:00 <nickmullen> (Loudly clearing throat for nine minutes) optics'
1315775432581886144512 b'2016-09-12T13:35:09-07:00 <nickmullen> @libbycwatson barbecue baseball food'
1316775443183589294080 b'2016-09-12T14:17:16-07:00 <nickmullen> @MattJGNY @ItsTonyNow you have sex with chuck e cheese tokens'
1317775443617305559040 b'2016-09-12T14:19:00-07:00 <nickmullen> @MattJGNY @ItsTonyNow welp lol https://t.co/KQevlEBrXr'
1318775489547316633600 b'2016-09-12T17:21:30-07:00 <nickmullen> @TomFHannah John badman'
1319775490559951695873 b"2016-09-12T17:25:32-07:00 <nickmullen> @DinkMagic welcome to the 230 club my man it's an elite cohort"
1320775711449465298944 b'2016-09-13T08:03:16-07:00 <nickmullen> Instead of fixed age of consent it should just be illegal for men to have sex with women younger than them. RT If you sincerely agree thanks'
1321775819111230210049 b"2016-09-13T15:11:04-07:00 <nickmullen> If I ever have a kid I want them to be tough. That's why I'll give them a name with the speech impediment built in. Like Cware, or Wichud"
1322775820421908267008 b"2016-09-13T15:16:17-07:00 <nickmullen> @pr0spector88 Thomas but it's spelled Dhomass"
1323775843862334042112 b'2016-09-13T16:49:25-07:00 <nickmullen> A spencist is someone who believes people named spencer are superior to others despite the overwhelming scientific evidence to the contrary'
1324775879613478240256 b'2016-09-13T19:11:29-07:00 <nickmullen> The fuck happened to KC masterpiece chips I never see that shit anymore'
1325776203883144179714 b'2016-09-14T16:40:01-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @dril: (spends all of 7 seconds skimming some blog posts) yep. just as i knew all along. having pnuamonia is good'
1326776209964784386048 b'2016-09-14T17:04:11-07:00 <nickmullen> @cushbomb I got some gorm for you right here pal'
1327776402781787664384 b'2016-09-15T05:50:22-07:00 <nickmullen> we got premium cum town content now folks (its the same as the regular content theres just more of it) https://t.co/ZKWlYGmE8t'
1328776403422828343298 b'2016-09-15T05:52:55-07:00 <nickmullen> @PeasParsley this is perfect'
1329776404901131718656 b'2016-09-15T05:58:47-07:00 <nickmullen> @dbcooper0 @Patreon $5'
1330776406893073879040 b'2016-09-15T06:06:42-07:00 <nickmullen> @dbcooper0 @Patreon jesus man its 9 am'
1331776418011016105987 b'2016-09-15T06:50:53-07:00 <nickmullen> @freecialis yes'
1332776451623707181057 b'2016-09-15T09:04:27-07:00 <nickmullen> @TepidButter @Patreon did u subscribe yet'
1333776451934471479296 b'2016-09-15T09:05:41-07:00 <nickmullen> @dankmtl i might do this'
1334776453827881033730 b'2016-09-15T09:13:13-07:00 <nickmullen> @dankmtl xiao chu nian fao lu ni ma'
1335776454537993388032 b'2016-09-15T09:16:02-07:00 <nickmullen> @TomFHannah lol i know'
1336776455720824868864 b'2016-09-15T09:20:44-07:00 <nickmullen> @duyarvish @dankmtl there it is'
1337776459739848933377 b"2016-09-15T09:36:42-07:00 <nickmullen> Surprised at the number of black  and female attendees for Trump speech to the Economic Club of New York. It's about 75% of the crowd."
1338776460517703577601 b'2016-09-15T09:39:48-07:00 <nickmullen> im here reporting live. its real https://t.co/2hCA5ptlLP'
1339776461412222787584 b'2016-09-15T09:43:21-07:00 <nickmullen> @mattytalks he is, but only to black people'
1340776482691625709568 b"2016-09-15T11:07:54-07:00 <nickmullen> how often is chu's fly down when he leaves the house"
1341776482940440211456 b'2016-09-15T11:08:54-07:00 <nickmullen> @jimpjorps see game of thrones pic for evidence to the contrary'
1342776510683794006016 b'2016-09-15T12:59:08-07:00 <nickmullen> additional BRAND NEW premium cum town content discovered by @dankmtl https://t.co/hMY7MTZGQO'
1343776521282124935169 b'2016-09-15T13:41:15-07:00 <nickmullen> @pukekiller @Patreon ill see to it that stav pays you personally yes'
1344776599424818634752 b'2016-09-15T18:51:46-07:00 <nickmullen> @LegionOfSkanks @DanSoder damn how many times could one boy have been molested'
1345776623376131653637 b'2016-09-15T20:26:56-07:00 <nickmullen> I like to pronounce the last name Gould like gold but as if a vampire or that "YESSS?" Guy from the Simpsons is saying it'
1346776625177782353920 b"2016-09-15T20:34:06-07:00 <nickmullen> @adprock I do but it's the wrong voice"
1347776625211835871233 b'2016-09-15T20:34:14-07:00 <nickmullen> @Bahbuto yes him'
1348776625311328894976 b"2016-09-15T20:34:37-07:00 <nickmullen> @jlparizeau this was a later season and I don't respect it as canon"
1349776626428507021312 b"2016-09-15T20:39:04-07:00 <nickmullen> When u tryna meet a real New York City typa bitch\\n\xe2\x9c\x94\xef\xb8\x8f Italian\\n\xe2\x9c\x94\xef\xb8\x8f retarded\\n\xe2\x9c\x94\xef\xb8\x8f loud as shit\\n\xe2\x9c\x94\xef\xb8\x8f cigarette\\n\xe2\x9c\x94\xef\xb8\x8f look pregnant but it's edema"
1350776661166911328256 b'2016-09-15T22:57:06-07:00 <nickmullen> @thomas_violence I honestly watched half of those in the last two months'
1351776940078790799360 b'2016-09-16T17:25:24-07:00 <nickmullen> Periodic reminder that I coined the term misogynoir'
1352776979921201750016 b'2016-09-16T20:03:43-07:00 <nickmullen> This is a good search https://t.co/vT02M4pTSD'
1353776981113017335809 b"2016-09-16T20:08:27-07:00 <nickmullen> Here's me https://t.co/3sqpqR0z19"
1354776997758569938944 b'2016-09-16T21:14:36-07:00 <nickmullen> @blippoblappo that dude that fucks ghosts?'
1355777273349173051392 b'2016-09-17T15:29:42-07:00 <nickmullen> https://t.co/voSgO8k5OJ'
1356777273407381577728 b"2016-09-17T15:29:56-07:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen it's real"
1357777273677914247168 b'2016-09-17T15:31:00-07:00 <nickmullen> @Molly_Kats yes'
1358777298780978749440 b"2016-09-17T17:10:45-07:00 <nickmullen> @bonniemcfarlane @DaneCook don't do it. Don't call him, Bonnie"
1359777308164228280320 b"2016-09-17T17:48:02-07:00 <nickmullen> @echophantom @NinaDontPlayMtG @BaltimoreMatt @ByYourLogic what about Arthur's shoes are the shoes sarcastic"
1360777319544821993473 b'2016-09-17T18:33:16-07:00 <nickmullen> For years I thought KKK stood for Kim the Kool Man Kaylor'
1361777320142409728000 b'2016-09-17T18:35:38-07:00 <nickmullen> @WrongAce did something happen'
1362777325393594294272 b'2016-09-17T18:56:30-07:00 <nickmullen> @bonniemcfarlane @DaneCook call back and delete them'
1363777368809229389824 b"2016-09-17T21:49:01-07:00 <nickmullen> Wow I didn't know @lukeoneil47 was in New York https://t.co/rH3CdUSyST"
1364777369488740188161 b'2016-09-17T21:51:43-07:00 <nickmullen> @pattymo @lukeoneil47 oh I will. All the way to the GARBAGE'
1365777370725082693634 b"2016-09-17T21:56:38-07:00 <nickmullen> @lukeoneil47 @pattymo no! I won't!"
1366777626929277042688 b'2016-09-18T14:54:42-07:00 <nickmullen> Best condoms to Fuck my African fianc\xc3\xa9 in the ass?'
1367777627004636110848 b'2016-09-18T14:55:00-07:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen oh whoops'
1368777668934057287680 b'2016-09-18T17:41:36-07:00 <nickmullen> @polksalad in a way, yes'
1369777683360495853568 b'2016-09-18T18:38:56-07:00 <nickmullen> Respect. My. Ass.'
1370777683584815665153 b'2016-09-18T18:39:49-07:00 <nickmullen> @eliweidman look in a mirror'
1371777695130094538752 b'2016-09-18T19:25:42-07:00 <nickmullen> Benedict Cumabunch'
1372777702485557387264 b"2016-09-18T19:54:56-07:00 <nickmullen> She's? I believe you mean Shoom's the owner of the store"
1373777845584996818944 b"2016-09-19T05:23:33-07:00 <nickmullen> Why am I getting alerts on my phone at 8 am? Isn't waking me up too early exactly what ISIS wants"
1374777849672564109312 b'2016-09-19T05:39:48-07:00 <nickmullen> @ItsTonyNow lmao'
1375777850067675934720 b'2016-09-19T05:41:22-07:00 <nickmullen> Emergency Alert: someone bring me Cinnabon'
1376777850128233291778 b"2016-09-19T05:41:36-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @willmenaker: *enters Islamic pool hall and starts roughing up patrons*\\n\\nANYBODY SEEN RICHIE AHMAD? ANYONE KNOW WHY HE BLEW UP BOBBY LUPO'S DUMPSTER?!?"
1377777922880189435904 b"2016-09-19T10:30:42-07:00 <nickmullen> why won't obama just call it like it damn is: mooslamic, kooranian islamia."
1378778033953097785344 b"2016-09-19T17:52:04-07:00 <nickmullen> Goodbye kids!! Have a great day at school! \\n(smiling, quietly reflecting, turning to camera) \\nI'm gay. But I'm also retarded"
1379778037305596645376 b"2016-09-19T18:05:23-07:00 <nickmullen> All my friends are verified but me this stinks it's like when everyone in school was gettin pubes but I was still bein freakin molested"
1380778043995284963333 b'2016-09-19T18:31:58-07:00 <nickmullen> @ChrisCubas me to!!!'
1381778055273474916353 b'2016-09-19T19:16:47-07:00 <nickmullen> My nigga David Simon https://t.co/8XjNgv2KVZ'
1382778233370845274113 b'2016-09-20T07:04:29-07:00 <nickmullen> hillary rawdog clinton'
1383778436744878456832 b"2016-09-20T20:32:37-07:00 <nickmullen> I'm watching the Jon beingay Ramsey show"
1384778436930765660160 b'2016-09-20T20:33:21-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @mikedallape: I made a lot of these cum town t shirts if anyone wants to buy one. https://t.co/JsVUXeCRoZ https://t.co/Bg9QNLucZV'
1385778438055447236608 b"2016-09-20T20:37:49-07:00 <nickmullen> @mikefossey @machiavellino they found her recently she's trans now"
1386778438290206633984 b'2016-09-20T20:38:45-07:00 <nickmullen> @tinybaby @mikefossey @machiavellino I bet you think a lot of things'
1387778438758504931329 b'2016-09-20T20:40:37-07:00 <nickmullen> Actually that would be ACILLFTWLIOLTPYF. Just trying to help https://t.co/3AH7KoMxwL'
1388778644885511569408 b'2016-09-21T10:19:41-07:00 <nickmullen> @AndrewCieslak hell yea'
1389778645533376319488 b'2016-09-21T10:22:16-07:00 <nickmullen> @charles_kinbote im retarded and everyone wants to fuck me'
1390778648374685868032 b'2016-09-21T10:33:33-07:00 <nickmullen> @Almighty_Prismo @charles_kinbote hahAHhh. \\n\\nwait what???'
1391778653707818983424 b'2016-09-21T10:54:45-07:00 <nickmullen> Just picked this up at a flea market. Antique prosthetic wooden ass hole. Used by sailors and pirates in the 1800s https://t.co/haWaO3pwPC'
1392778749107493937152 b'2016-09-21T17:13:50-07:00 <nickmullen> lmao at first i thought this was one guy named Aurora Cousins https://t.co/reNULUh5Yv'
1393778793879701106688 b'2016-09-21T20:11:44-07:00 <nickmullen> this browser extension has made my life a lot better https://t.co/kraFMyfKRr'
1394778938533469949952 b'2016-09-22T05:46:33-07:00 <nickmullen> Where are my mamacitas at. Make some noise'
1395778963503637901314 b'2016-09-22T07:25:46-07:00 <nickmullen> @leonardpdx uploading it now i forgot sorry lol'
1396778964765833965568 b'2016-09-22T07:30:47-07:00 <nickmullen> new cum town https://t.co/IH1bGA2peJ'
1397779122568435474432 b"2016-09-22T17:57:50-07:00 <nickmullen> I'm laughing imagining a big fat magician that makes cards disappear but you see pieces of the cards around his mouth"
1398779131650273865728 b'2016-09-22T18:33:55-07:00 <nickmullen> @adamjohnsonNYC yes'
1399779131804523560960 b'2016-09-22T18:34:32-07:00 <nickmullen> @adamjohnsonNYC yyyyeess?'
1400779132144975245313 b"2016-09-22T18:35:53-07:00 <nickmullen> @adamjohnsonNYC I can't"
1401779132421598015488 b"2016-09-22T18:36:59-07:00 <nickmullen> @freecialis idk he said he didn't want to do it"
1402779134182954045441 b'2016-09-22T18:43:59-07:00 <nickmullen> @LarryWebsite fuckin hell yea lmao'
1403779135221535039488 b'2016-09-22T18:48:07-07:00 <nickmullen> #DescribeYourselfWithThreeCharacters https://t.co/GJcW6iP5yO'
1404779135682115727370 b'2016-09-22T18:49:56-07:00 <nickmullen> #DescribeYourselfWithThreeCharacters https://t.co/U5UTztmMIV'
1405779138604257964032 b'2016-09-22T19:01:33-07:00 <nickmullen> #DescribeYourselfWithThreeCharacters https://t.co/WVWcE3ERTw'
1406779185865243451392 b'2016-09-22T22:09:21-07:00 <nickmullen> @Lowenaffchen imagine how retarded you have to be to actually think this and not just make the point out of woke routine'
1407779185875938861056 b"2016-09-22T22:09:24-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @Lowenaffchen: The good woke take today is that Betty Shelby got charged for shooting an unarmed guy while other cops didn't because of discrimination"
1408779192416989569024 b'2016-09-22T22:35:23-07:00 <nickmullen> Lmao Brandon God booed off stage by Boston trump fans tonight'
1409779347575136743428 b'2016-09-23T08:51:56-07:00 <nickmullen> In a hispanic \xe2\x9c\x94\xef\xb8\x8f chicano \xe2\x9c\x94\xef\xb8\x8f latina \xe2\x9c\x94\xef\xb8\x8f'
1410779403431010271232 b'2016-09-23T12:33:53-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @CumTownFanz: #CumTown has really hit a great stride. Episode 19 really killed it. Congrats to @StavComedy @nickmullen &amp; a big shout to @thejewsarecumming'
1411779477189670514688 b"2016-09-23T17:26:58-07:00 <nickmullen> @CumTownFanz @StavComedy lmao no cumtownfanz don't do this"
1412779485752178708481 b'2016-09-23T18:01:00-07:00 <nickmullen> My daughter at dinner tonight "dad I want to vote for and have sex with Donald trump until he becomes president" https://t.co/XIE9IlkGmb'
1413779487608778948608 b'2016-09-23T18:08:22-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @MichaelJFoody: excited for the new sketch show: 4 men and 5 women from different backgrounds who never said anything bad ever'
1414779488474160300037 b'2016-09-23T18:11:49-07:00 <nickmullen> As president I promise a state level program that MANDATES one black child hug for every police officer that murders an unarmed civilian'
1415779489038151585793 b'2016-09-23T18:14:03-07:00 <nickmullen> I just know Eric garner is up in heaven smiling down as Officer Heimler does the nae nae with an urban infant. "justice served" he thinks'
1416779497273290067968 b"2016-09-23T18:46:46-07:00 <nickmullen> With so much drama in the LBC it's kinda hard bein snoop g a double y"
1417779514835931389952 b"2016-09-23T19:56:34-07:00 <nickmullen> Wow I'm at the protests and there's a black guy sucking off all the cops. reminding us that we're all the same"
1418779516116033007616 b'2016-09-23T20:01:39-07:00 <nickmullen> @femelafemela lmao'
1419779516452986642432 b"2016-09-23T20:02:59-07:00 <nickmullen> @shrekpissslave it's a two way mirror. I'm using it to look at you"
1420779517294686928896 b'2016-09-23T20:06:20-07:00 <nickmullen> @kbright_ @shrekpissslave thanks man'
1421779545908438568960 b"2016-09-23T22:00:02-07:00 <nickmullen> RealTV becomes amazing show in retrospect if you pretend the narrator is a guy that's just discovered YouTube and is excited about it"
1422779571410775764992 b"2016-09-23T23:41:22-07:00 <nickmullen> @AmberALeeFrost @Lowenaffchen actually I agree with lowen here and it's funny that she's fat. Every criticism of her should acknowledge this"
1423779573366877462528 b"2016-09-23T23:49:09-07:00 <nickmullen> @shanevader @AmberALeeFrost @Lowenaffchen I'm still laughing at Jim Carey crawling out of her ass"
1424779579851552456704 b'2016-09-24T00:14:55-07:00 <nickmullen> Gonna enjoy forgetting that I searched for this at 3 am when I open safari tomorrow https://t.co/H7i2O9r6a3'
1425779697719694811136 b'2016-09-24T08:03:17-07:00 <nickmullen> @ramenfuneral I want to know what he looked like before'
1426779839035678261248 b"2016-09-24T17:24:49-07:00 <nickmullen> (pretending to look at item on bottom shelf so I can stare at a woman's feet) \\n[loudly]Hmm yes I might purchase this...."
1427779909597586923520 b"2016-09-24T22:05:12-07:00 <nickmullen> It's cool to think you're dying of kidney failure until you realize you accidentally turned on the heated seats in the rental car"
1428779965302188675072 b'2016-09-25T01:46:33-07:00 <nickmullen> @leducviolet @MexicAnarchist Netanyahu: "I\'m trans"'
1429780170659494264833 b'2016-09-25T15:22:34-07:00 <nickmullen> @kathbarbadoro true young mulldog hours'
1430780272746773217280 b'2016-09-25T22:08:14-07:00 <nickmullen> (liam neeson voice) youve heard of the irish goodbye. well this is the dublin doo doo. its when you leave the bathroom without wiping'
1431780600151014453248 b'2016-09-26T19:49:13-07:00 <nickmullen> Sad night for Donnie Casino. Ashamed I put on jeans for this. Gonna go to bed early. Maybe tomorrow will be better'
1432780614351095009280 b'2016-09-26T20:45:39-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @dubstep4dads: i put a snapchat filter on donald trump during the debate.. ha ha :P all my friends say i should do stand-up lol'
1433780935170211713025 b"2016-09-27T18:00:28-07:00 <nickmullen> I'm learning Japanese online; as to be better at jacking off to my cartoon girls"
1434780936048410931201 b'2016-09-27T18:03:57-07:00 <nickmullen> I keep laughing at the idea of an Indian guy named Computar Printar'
1435780936726424330241 b"2016-09-27T18:06:39-07:00 <nickmullen> @asimplemachine @YouTube lmao that's also good"
1436780940119129763841 b'2016-09-27T18:20:08-07:00 <nickmullen> (Chocolate all over mouth shirt two sizes too small Velcro shoes) yes one ticket for the candy lottery please. I will be paying in quarters https://t.co/JI2dbJMZlM'
1437780961696013778944 b'2016-09-27T19:45:52-07:00 <nickmullen> Very happy to welcome @davidcrosss to the online bad boy club.'
1438781162482035486720 b'2016-09-28T09:03:43-07:00 <nickmullen> @RedKahina do you want to discuss this on cum town'
1439781169032615583744 b'2016-09-28T09:29:45-07:00 <nickmullen> im one of those 40 year old gay retard nerds thats worried about whether or not MMA guys do good irony or bad irony'
1440781216227951800320 b"2016-09-28T12:37:17-07:00 <nickmullen> @deep_beige @someofmybest she's lying"
1441781219613443063808 b"2016-09-28T12:50:44-07:00 <nickmullen> @RedKahina @kazahann it's a pod cast about cum"
1442781219823451799552 b'2016-09-28T12:51:34-07:00 <nickmullen> @someofmybest @deep_beige cheeky'
1443781221299368656896 b"2016-09-28T12:57:26-07:00 <nickmullen> @RedKahina @kazahann no Howard stern isn't on the show"
1444781221659755905024 b'2016-09-28T12:58:52-07:00 <nickmullen> @kazahann @RedKahina Howard stern is in his early 60s'
1445781221986152353792 b'2016-09-28T13:00:10-07:00 <nickmullen> @kazahann @RedKahina do you remember crack head bob haha'
1446781222068251660288 b'2016-09-28T13:00:30-07:00 <nickmullen> @kazahann @RedKahina off of what'
1447781222561808089088 b'2016-09-28T13:02:27-07:00 <nickmullen> @kazahann @RedKahina what'
1448781222747913482240 b'2016-09-28T13:03:12-07:00 <nickmullen> @kazahann @RedKahina Howard stern is a radio host'
1449781224890607210496 b'2016-09-28T13:11:43-07:00 <nickmullen> @RedKahina we say retarded on the podcast'
1450781226458937233409 b'2016-09-28T13:17:56-07:00 <nickmullen> @RedKahina remember when howard had the butafuco bitch on and she walked out caus ehe said it looked like she got raped in her sex tape lol'
1451781228804488437760 b'2016-09-28T13:27:16-07:00 <nickmullen> @RedKahina @thelukaskaiser i wasnt pretending'
1452781246167615234048 b'2016-09-28T14:36:15-07:00 <nickmullen> @RedKahina @thelukaskaiser whyd you spend so much time in taxis'
1453781266248525090816 b'2016-09-28T15:56:03-07:00 <nickmullen> Hahahahaha https://t.co/3Q39oT7f4L'
1454781337171567452161 b"2016-09-28T20:37:52-07:00 <nickmullen> Any white person that says they haven't used the n word is either lying or they havent played a video game where you can put in your name"
1455781368205340188673 b'2016-09-28T22:41:11-07:00 <nickmullen> dystopian future where hillary makes beating off illegal. someone has to come find me on a fuckin mountain. im old and wise, cum on my robe'
1456781368468587282432 b'2016-09-28T22:42:14-07:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen the ghost dog sound track plays and i teach a young generation of neo jacking off wariors how to defeat feminism by cranking hog'
1457781370616679165952 b'2016-09-28T22:50:46-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @ch000ch: [slowly rises from trashcan while 2 friends are making plans without me]\\ni am also free that day.'
1458781502052346294273 b"2016-09-29T07:33:03-07:00 <nickmullen> So 100 people injured in a train crash and now we have to listen to the liberal media spend the next 24 hours saying autism isn't to blame"
1459781502816225460224 b'2016-09-29T07:36:05-07:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen "the neuroidiosyncracy of peace" gimme a fuckin break'
1460781596917939728384 b'2016-09-29T13:50:01-07:00 <nickmullen> We got a brand new premium cum town episode here folks https://t.co/KRqZQeuiwO'
1461781604288757919745 b'2016-09-29T14:19:18-07:00 <nickmullen> @JT60564 @Patreon im trying'
1462781604534732853250 b"2016-09-29T14:20:17-07:00 <nickmullen> The regular podcast is still free. I don't tweet out the regular episodes because you can subscribe and itll show up in itunes"
1463781606821480034305 b'2016-09-29T14:29:22-07:00 <nickmullen> @JT60564 @Patreon i know'
1464781643952785088512 b'2016-09-29T16:56:55-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @CumTownFanz: CumTownFanz is now a patron of The Cum Boys on @patreon: #NewPatron https://t.co/ouTtK1D8Gx @nickmullen @StavComedy @adumbcumt'
1465781843550547869696 b'2016-09-30T06:10:03-07:00 <nickmullen> if your name is dennis but its spelled with one n, guess what your name is pronounced like penis'
1466781887629952442369 b'2016-09-30T09:05:12-07:00 <nickmullen> the @cumtownpodcast twitter account is better than the podcast. But please still give us money we need playstations'
1467781888309467447296 b'2016-09-30T09:07:54-07:00 <nickmullen> @Buffbigman @cumtownpodcast hes not doing his job (giving us playstations)'
1468781888332028608513 b'2016-09-30T09:07:59-07:00 <nickmullen> @duyarvish @cumtownpodcast Phil'
1469781888540670038016 b'2016-09-30T09:08:49-07:00 <nickmullen> @eliweidman @cumtownpodcast yes'
1470781945662791356416 b"2016-09-30T12:55:48-07:00 <nickmullen> @cumtownpodcast frankly no I won't"
1471782025634696531968 b'2016-09-30T18:13:35-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @pr0spector88: Halloween will be about fucking when your older\\n(kid nervously takes candy)'
1472782025948703100933 b"2016-09-30T18:14:50-07:00 <nickmullen> Who would have thought this man couldn't shit without shattering the bowl https://t.co/C7Com1EUR9"
1473782026230891773952 b'2016-09-30T18:15:57-07:00 <nickmullen> "WHERES MY DAMN RUBIKS CUBE??" Arthur yells into the kitchen as he slam dunks another turd into toilet #678'
1474782031677686181888 b'2016-09-30T18:37:36-07:00 <nickmullen> @BaltimoreMatt @Ugarles lmfao'
1475782032231783161856 b'2016-09-30T18:39:48-07:00 <nickmullen> The ones written by George Lucas where every alien is a racist Stereotype #AltRightStarWars'
1476782032722239823872 b"2016-09-30T18:41:45-07:00 <nickmullen> @kathbarbadoro I'm the guy that throws the cum"
1477782033701777575936 b"2016-09-30T18:45:38-07:00 <nickmullen> @Cryptoterra @olhnso I'm leaning towards no but just because Santa ain't real doesn't mean you can't enjoy christmas"
1478782033864273330176 b'2016-09-30T18:46:17-07:00 <nickmullen> @crushingbort this is so funny'
1479782034179114541056 b"2016-09-30T18:47:32-07:00 <nickmullen> @cushbomb @Cryptoterra @olhnso I'm highly skeptical. The toilet seat? Come on. Even if that's true why would she write that"
1480782034767755837441 b'2016-09-30T18:49:52-07:00 <nickmullen> @DrBlueJeanns @Cryptoterra @olhnso Arthur my man (kissing fingertips)'
1481782429739696922624 b'2016-10-01T20:59:21-07:00 <nickmullen> Autistic\\n\xf0\x9f\x98\x90\\nFor pussy \\n\xf0\x9f\x98\x8e'
1482782601820665417729 b'2016-10-02T08:23:08-07:00 <nickmullen> (sucking thumb, sniffling, dragging security blanket) can I have some pussy'
1483782685785745219584 b'2016-10-02T13:56:47-07:00 <nickmullen> Thinking about all the retards born in 1998 that are gonna get into limp bizkit unironically out of some misplaced nostalgia'
1484782687045185601537 b"2016-10-02T14:01:47-07:00 <nickmullen> You've heard of the Irish goodbye well this is an Italian goodbye (kissing either side of the asshole and then saying ciao into it)"
1485782692193823842305 b'2016-10-02T14:22:15-07:00 <nickmullen> to the tune of My Cherie Amour\\n\xf0\x9f\x8e\xb6 my shit-ty ass hole \xf0\x9f\x8e\xb6'
1486782692805177139200 b"2016-10-02T14:24:41-07:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen the next line is: love to fuck it cause I'm gay"
1487782697687598632960 b'2016-10-02T14:44:05-07:00 <nickmullen> My landlord asked me to stop woodworking. This is what psychologists refer to as autistic injury'
1488782933659980406785 b"2016-10-03T06:21:45-07:00 <nickmullen> (going up to counter at toys r us) \\nyea I'm looking for something to increase the girth and possibly length of my penis"
1489782954676950077441 b"2016-10-03T07:45:16-07:00 <nickmullen> Didn't know Kim kardashian was trans. This is huge https://t.co/6HQEWo2noa"
1490782959259206164480 b'2016-10-03T08:03:28-07:00 <nickmullen> @weismanjake I have that dream every day'
1491782985518846009344 b'2016-10-03T09:47:49-07:00 <nickmullen> Reminder that this is extremely me https://t.co/EDBzs1JvVZ'
1492782989076907581440 b'2016-10-03T10:01:57-07:00 <nickmullen> Excerpt from my latest fan fiction https://t.co/K1DvHh4abN'
1493783011949110001665 b"2016-10-03T11:32:50-07:00 <nickmullen> It's crazy when you see NYC businesses with the skyline as the logo and the logo still has the twin towers on fire"
1494783038850453086208 b'2016-10-03T13:19:44-07:00 <nickmullen> @madeleinesweet yes it did'
1495783041658535419904 b"2016-10-03T13:30:54-07:00 <nickmullen> @AndrewCieslak @madeleinesweet that's right"
1496783311565349150720 b"2016-10-04T07:23:25-07:00 <nickmullen> We got two great cum town episodes  this week and one bad one can't decide which to release first. Really excited"
1497783325800468770816 b"2016-10-04T08:19:58-07:00 <nickmullen> @rabite @Tony_Heartman we have to prerecord stuff for while stav is on the road so it'll be a bit before we can have a guest"
1498783328824146726912 b'2016-10-04T08:31:59-07:00 <nickmullen> @MattBinder rape t shirt'
1499783358105761484800 b'2016-10-04T10:28:21-07:00 <nickmullen> Gay Guy Forums &gt; General Gay Questions &gt; Add New Post &gt; ?ACCIDENTALY SUCKED OFF ENGAGEMENT COCK RING WITH VACUUM??! HELp. Anyone!'
1500783460284639875074 b'2016-10-04T17:14:22-07:00 <nickmullen> This is honestly like... so insanely good. Easily the best video of the year https://t.co/nppGq6Qb5f'
1501783460357528510464 b'2016-10-04T17:14:39-07:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen Also please note the view count on this I would like to publicly declare "first" here'
1502783741698040094720 b'2016-10-05T11:52:36-07:00 <nickmullen> all of the 1990s clinton murders were done by character actor JT Walsh https://t.co/GUl2fU0e9L'
1503783742048348364800 b'2016-10-05T11:54:00-07:00 <nickmullen> @KenJennings trust me ive spent a lot of time on this'
1504783802486448676864 b'2016-10-05T15:54:09-07:00 <nickmullen> was he also a 4 year old https://t.co/OyBoSgBa0b'
1505783803888545718272 b'2016-10-05T15:59:44-07:00 <nickmullen> @bloodhaiI @ClaraJeffery @MotherJones (my infant earlier) momma, i hope stefan gets fucked to death with a knife'
1506783812173499883525 b"2016-10-05T16:32:39-07:00 <nickmullen> How I Used Science To Uncover Buzzfeed's Gross Gender Problem https://t.co/byh2iB1jxq"
1507783845645727764480 b"2016-10-05T18:45:39-07:00 <nickmullen> @AdsByFlaherty thats because there's less results"
1508783851731348250624 b'2016-10-05T19:09:50-07:00 <nickmullen> when im a millionaire im gonna hire a real orchestra conductor to stand in my room and wave that stick at me while i beat off'
1509783854341614604288 b'2016-10-05T19:20:13-07:00 <nickmullen> @DinkMagic TGIG (thank god im gay)'
1510784107122548236289 b"2016-10-06T12:04:40-07:00 <nickmullen> It's the fact that the men greet each other by kissing on the lips https://t.co/cgI4LNUIks"
1511784111494325645312 b'2016-10-06T12:22:02-07:00 <nickmullen> Is it just me, is it just me, or is this turd so so big I shouldnt have to wipe my ass'
1512784177637841309697 b"2016-10-06T16:44:52-07:00 <nickmullen> trying to stagger the premium cum town episodes but we got two more for this week that I'll put up probably tomorrow and then over the wknd"
1513784198302631862273 b'2016-10-06T18:06:59-07:00 <nickmullen> @RoccoTenaglia3 @TefftNation Amber is also the cat that throws up'
1514784477931699576832 b'2016-10-07T12:38:08-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @randygdub: dumb imaginary libs mad at the hurricane name while the smart people are mad at ice cream https://t.co/SV4qmLtXbi'
1515784479684084072448 b"2016-10-07T12:45:06-07:00 <nickmullen> @pukekiller I'll put up a premium one today I guess"
1516784488353043537921 b'2016-10-07T13:19:33-07:00 <nickmullen> Ladies: would you be insulted if a man referred to your pussy as charming?'
1517784494212356202496 b"2016-10-07T13:42:50-07:00 <nickmullen> @nickwiger @NikkiGlaser it's been 100% confirmed that the dad has homemade IV lines that attach to her and he uses her as a dialysis machine"
1518784531948593184768 b'2016-10-07T16:12:47-07:00 <nickmullen> make these please https://t.co/WbhhV0tQbM'
1519784534213630590976 b'2016-10-07T16:21:47-07:00 <nickmullen> @IRodC i only want the hat'
1520784541149839101953 b"2016-10-07T16:49:20-07:00 <nickmullen> im eating the new Deray's Asshole(tm) flavor ice cream by Jimmy Fallon at Ben and Jerrys"
1521784561075048091649 b"2016-10-07T18:08:31-07:00 <nickmullen> Yea apparently children get their intelligence from their mothers... which explains why millennials are so f'n stupid!!!!"
1522784566810716897280 b'2016-10-07T18:31:18-07:00 <nickmullen> yes i must know more https://t.co/LBIzJ6M0yf'
1523784580187723882496 b"2016-10-07T19:24:28-07:00 <nickmullen> @Mobute (clearing throat) it's you"
1524784586324389036032 b'2016-10-07T19:48:51-07:00 <nickmullen> what if one of the podesta emails shows hillary saying she likes to have her pussy grabbed'
1525784590790521651204 b'2016-10-07T20:06:36-07:00 <nickmullen> @johndoesntsleep @AmberALeeFrost @ByYourLogic @willmenaker @cushbomb actually? no it doesnt. thanks'
1526784594274100871168 b"2016-10-07T20:20:26-07:00 <nickmullen> Billy Bush and Trump Grabbing women's pussies. The accidentally touch hands and look up, blush, then kiss"
1527784594627399737345 b'2016-10-07T20:21:50-07:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen Billy crashes into trump while carrying all his pussies and we see he\'s been practicing a "Mrs Billy Trump" signature on a pussy'
1528784596115379384321 b'2016-10-07T20:27:45-07:00 <nickmullen> pussy grabbing starter pack https://t.co/906lhdqdbJ'
1529784618585176084480 b'2016-10-07T21:57:02-07:00 <nickmullen> @cushbomb the real fantasy is that there would be a black family going to Robot Slave Times Park'
1530784620027106426880 b"2016-10-07T22:02:46-07:00 <nickmullen> Another thing I'm grateful to Donald for:\\n- you can now say pussy on the news"
1531784621708871405568 b"2016-10-07T22:09:27-07:00 <nickmullen> TRUMP: ever give her the bingus?\\nBUSH: no what's that?\\nTRUMP: it's like the donkey omelette but you put the cum in your own ass first"
1532784622470234042369 b"2016-10-07T22:12:29-07:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen when you're a star you can give her the bingus"
1533784623050696294400 b"2016-10-07T22:14:47-07:00 <nickmullen> @Trillburne @cushbomb tvs gonna get so woke that they're eventually gonna be slavery revisionists"
1534784624342797787136 b'2016-10-07T22:19:55-07:00 <nickmullen> @bloodhaiI his hand is permanently in holding ice cream cone shape'
1535784625212490936324 b'2016-10-07T22:23:22-07:00 <nickmullen> @jtrain56 it sounds like the title of a musical number'
1536784625525402796032 b"2016-10-07T22:24:37-07:00 <nickmullen> @bloodhaiI he's incapable of grabbing pussy due to having the Penguins hands but also covered in Twix filling"
1537784787724901445633 b'2016-10-08T09:09:08-07:00 <nickmullen> Laughing so hard https://t.co/L8Ns4hiwVP'
1538784803395358031872 b'2016-10-08T10:11:25-07:00 <nickmullen> @DrBlueJeanns @Mobute @BrandyLJensen @LoriG @jayasax pussy'
1539784804335146438656 b'2016-10-08T10:15:09-07:00 <nickmullen> @Justin__Bebis \\n1 n\\n2 i\\n3 c\\n4 k\\n5 m\\n6 u\\n7 l\\n8 l\\n9 e\\n10 n'
1540784804351948849152 b"2016-10-08T10:15:13-07:00 <nickmullen> Hot take: you can respect women and ALSO grab their pussies. In fact in some cultures (prison) it's a sign of deference"
1541784806146192379908 b'2016-10-08T10:22:20-07:00 <nickmullen> To me the most disappointing thing here is that trump fails the reverse bechdel test'
1542784806211296305152 b'2016-10-08T10:22:36-07:00 <nickmullen> @RedKahina yes it is'
1543784807996593475584 b'2016-10-08T10:29:42-07:00 <nickmullen> @RedKahina yes when'
1544784808855561699328 b"2016-10-08T10:33:06-07:00 <nickmullen> What's this fantasy people are having today where they were beating up guys in locker rooms who said pussy"
1545784809841344835585 b"2016-10-08T10:37:01-07:00 <nickmullen> Like I'm not gonna pretend what Trump said is any different from the things I've softly whispered into strangers ears on the train"
1546784810316995649536 b"2016-10-08T10:38:55-07:00 <nickmullen> The trump billy bush recording word for word but it's jack lemon talking to Ricky Roma"
1547784840913168244736 b'2016-10-08T12:40:29-07:00 <nickmullen> Americas Bigger Problem: Tape Culture. When We Secretly Record Each Other Pussy Grabbing, We All Lose | The Atlantic \\nby Nick Mullen'
1548784844372311470082 b'2016-10-08T12:54:14-07:00 <nickmullen> Greemaw and poopap'
1549784858339385679873 b"2016-10-08T13:49:44-07:00 <nickmullen> Charlie Strong.. now theres a good name for a retarded boy. everything's right there in it; you know his deal, you know his faustian bargain"
1550784868209631649797 b'2016-10-08T14:28:57-07:00 <nickmullen> Really excited to announce this: cum town has been nominated for the Nobel prize'
1551784876791743803396 b'2016-10-08T15:03:04-07:00 <nickmullen> Im sorry but wasn\'t the plot of sixteen candles that you were trying to bring slavery back to, and i quote, "prove white lives matter"??? https://t.co/hCHYhHPyqN'
1552784884001446170624 b'2016-10-08T15:31:43-07:00 <nickmullen> New premium episode up now https://t.co/6gffuZZ03W'
1553784894389692792832 b'2016-10-08T16:12:59-07:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen what. the fuck. is this'
1554784897089549504512 b'2016-10-08T16:23:43-07:00 <nickmullen> @OcalanBro its up now'
1555784912671820972033 b"2016-10-08T17:25:38-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @prosperdave: @StavComedy @nickmullen @AdamFriedland here's a rough Cum Frog, I can remove the words on the shirt and make more changes if you'd like! https://t.co/UCQgAi5mUF"
1556784927816747978752 b"2016-10-08T18:25:49-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @fungumchum: (Arnold Schwarzenegger voice)\\n\\nI'm gay you idiot!!!!!"
1557784934693133283328 b'2016-10-08T18:53:08-07:00 <nickmullen> @Lowenaffchen https://t.co/4ZtaPI19Jm'
1558784936071280943104 b'2016-10-08T18:58:37-07:00 <nickmullen> @Lowenaffchen I still think about this guy a lot https://t.co/mIwkP9N3RV'
1559784950932232630272 b'2016-10-08T19:57:40-07:00 <nickmullen> @PeasParsley lmao'
1560784955770974658560 b'2016-10-08T20:16:54-07:00 <nickmullen> Because he wears headphones like a stupid dumbass https://t.co/nASWLOFTw5'
1561785152337325256704 b"2016-10-09T09:17:59-07:00 <nickmullen> @Bro_Pair @evepeyser I say that kind of shit every day but I'm not running for office.\\nUnless its the office of...\\n\xf0\x9f\x98\x8e\\n\xf0\x9f\x99\x82\\n\xf0\x9f\x95\xb6 pussygetter general"
1562785152644071485440 b'2016-10-09T09:19:12-07:00 <nickmullen> @Bro_Pair @evepeyser they can take these pussies from my cold dead hands'
1563785155806270459904 b"2016-10-09T09:31:46-07:00 <nickmullen> @zandywithaz isn't the key to being a good actor being a delusional braindead moron"
1564785156374829338624 b'2016-10-09T09:34:01-07:00 <nickmullen> @pattymo @bobby @ByYourLogic just chiming in here: any of you NYC boys want to hit the r&amp;t bathhouse with me today?'
1565785157078155399168 b"2016-10-09T09:36:49-07:00 <nickmullen> @leducviolet @zandywithaz it would make me the star of my spec, Radio 2: He's Got A Gun"
1566785198411389739008 b"2016-10-09T12:21:04-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @bonerhitler: When you're woke online but you have a past... https://t.co/vEDQgz0cqx"
1567785209034538422273 b'2016-10-09T13:03:16-07:00 <nickmullen> extremely excited for The View episode about being grabbed by the pussy'
1568785209347999666181 b'2016-10-09T13:04:31-07:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen (whoopie voice) when my pussy is grabbed... look, it has to be the right time, the right mood but I absolutely like a pussy grab'
1569785209447945740288 b'2016-10-09T13:04:55-07:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen (joy behar) the last time i had a pussy grab carter was in office (audience laughs, cheers)'
1570785209718423818240 b'2016-10-09T13:06:00-07:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen (whoever the new hot libertarian girl is) uhh... interest rates (audience claps for her intelligence)'
1571785219958364053504 b'2016-10-09T13:46:41-07:00 <nickmullen> the NSA actually has a recording of every single american using the n word just for situations like this'
1572785220256503623680 b'2016-10-09T13:47:52-07:00 <nickmullen> actually if you play any of trumps speeches backwards you can hear the n word. also "heres to my sweet satan"'
1573785220444773376000 b'2016-10-09T13:48:37-07:00 <nickmullen> @gerbshanarb thats me actually'
1574785224914542399488 b'2016-10-09T14:06:23-07:00 <nickmullen> @gerbshanarb i am'
1575785226394628390913 b'2016-10-09T14:12:15-07:00 <nickmullen> @pukekiller @gerbshanarb actually? dont'
1576785230018213470208 b'2016-10-09T14:26:39-07:00 <nickmullen> Pretty much every municipal complaint filing service is like those "press to walk" buttons at intersections. They don\'t do anything'
1577785230134966153216 b"2016-10-09T14:27:07-07:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen you're supposed to feel placated that your hot water has been out for a week because you've got a number you had to write down"
1578785230322904469509 b'2016-10-09T14:27:52-07:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen Ive been fucked over by bureaucracy but I showed them because I had to go dig a pen out of the junk drawer'
1579785277430751752192 b"2016-10-09T17:35:03-07:00 <nickmullen> please dont live tweet the debate you're not funny and no one likes you thanks"
1580785277863104831488 b"2016-10-09T17:36:46-07:00 <nickmullen> @Jezzerat im just trying to help. lot of people just don't know"
1581785285151085518848 b'2016-10-09T18:05:44-07:00 <nickmullen> Sheesh, a lot of folks taking this personally. Relax, i was only talking to one person. They know who they are'
1582785290281180663808 b'2016-10-09T18:26:07-07:00 <nickmullen> Donnie Casino baby! The fuckin ice man'
1583785334927063654401 b'2016-10-09T21:23:32-07:00 <nickmullen> Kenneth bone won the debate just let him be president'
1584785335257230929922 b"2016-10-09T21:24:50-07:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen instead of taxes? Introducing reces mini cups. Remember Amtrak? Well it's a model train now. Wood paneling for the White House"
1585785335560395186176 b"2016-10-09T21:26:03-07:00 <nickmullen> @duyarvish that's for states to decide"
1586785477127831449600 b'2016-10-10T06:48:35-07:00 <nickmullen> His middle name is loves https://t.co/0FDZrlCAGV'
1587785519925150543873 b"2016-10-10T09:38:39-07:00 <nickmullen> Guys we're halfway to our goal here. At $5000 a month we kick Adam off the show https://t.co/pAucMo0BFD"
1588785521357488549888 b"2016-10-10T09:44:20-07:00 <nickmullen> @libbycwatson you mean how he makes his own ranch dressing from his wife's breast milk?"
1589785528680374267904 b'2016-10-10T10:13:26-07:00 <nickmullen> @AmberALeeFrost do you want to celebrate \xf0\x9f\x9a\xa8\xe2\x9b\xb7\xf0\x9f\x9a\xa8\xf0\x9f\x8e\xb1\xf0\x9f\x9a\xa8\xf0\x9f\x92\xa8'
1590785529816892248067 b'2016-10-10T10:17:57-07:00 <nickmullen> Did you even watch the debate or was it tiny penis night at hamtaro club https://t.co/R00kJ5y6Oq'
1591785597470713769984 b'2016-10-10T14:46:47-07:00 <nickmullen> This is my daughter, Vagette'
1592785605754912899072 b'2016-10-10T15:19:42-07:00 <nickmullen> This works for Columbus Day also thanks https://t.co/3WEY7actR5'
1593785620466501316608 b'2016-10-10T16:18:09-07:00 <nickmullen> Imagine how good a girl named Brooklyn Boston would be at giving head'
1594785628641204002820 b'2016-10-10T16:50:38-07:00 <nickmullen> The Simpsons is good again https://t.co/GGJVDtociW'
1595785648843228459008 b'2016-10-10T18:10:55-07:00 <nickmullen> @0nly9OsKIDZ lmao what'
1596785873241353117696 b'2016-10-11T09:02:36-07:00 <nickmullen> Radio, I am Sam, Forest Gump, and Sloth team up for an Avengers like supergroup movie where they figure out the municipal bus system'
1597785875949309026304 b"2016-10-11T09:13:21-07:00 <nickmullen> @RoccoTenaglia3 he's not retarded he's autistic"
1598785877933672071172 b'2016-10-11T09:21:14-07:00 <nickmullen> @ckilpatrick love uncool, virtuous detachment myself'
1599785878138316328960 b'2016-10-11T09:22:03-07:00 <nickmullen> @ckilpatrick remember when Hitler rose to power because everyone in Germany laughed at a guy named Hans Penis'
1600785881226255142912 b'2016-10-11T09:34:19-07:00 <nickmullen> @commonminer @ckilpatrick back then everyone else was named John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt'
1601785881637540229120 b'2016-10-11T09:35:58-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @dinnerpartydnld: .@Nick_Offerman will be giving us advice &amp; carpentry 101! Submit your best etiquette Qs (beard queries welcome) at https://t.co/CCNksCEAqG https://t.co/9BTzLc9qvj'
1602785883912719458305 b'2016-10-11T09:45:00-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @dril: "Ive been studying to become a Pharmacist"\\nThats good. Im living in one of those crane game enclosures now. Sometimes the claw jacks me off,'
1603785884034735931392 b'2016-10-11T09:45:29-07:00 <nickmullen> @couchdefiler @PeasParsley the bad genitals crew abusin each other'
1604785886730511671296 b'2016-10-11T09:56:12-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @FoulFortune: @StavComedy @nickmullen @AdamFriedland if i may offer some fan art as well https://t.co/uv8WJX6Cs9'
1605785890397193117696 b'2016-10-11T10:10:46-07:00 <nickmullen> @AmberALeeFrost @AdamFriedland @StavComedy @FoulFortune I support this'
1606785910015668416512 b"2016-10-11T11:28:43-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @danacbell: Hate to tell you this, buddy....... but that's a frickin bus https://t.co/VK0plzzcWl"
1607785911516969197573 b"2016-10-11T11:34:41-07:00 <nickmullen> My names Jon, I'm single, I'm 34, and I talk to my cat that I feed Italian food. Get at me"
1608785911665778892800 b'2016-10-11T11:35:17-07:00 <nickmullen> (Shaking Fist) woodhouse!!!! https://t.co/ZHS1sgq8gz'
1609785912776418099200 b'2016-10-11T11:39:42-07:00 <nickmullen> @someofmybest he looks like a dumb ass piece of shit'
1610785914434002771968 b"2016-10-11T11:46:17-07:00 <nickmullen> Shout out to my alt right followers that harass my friends with anti semitism. This sounds like sarcasm but I mean it. I think it's funny"
1611785918866442620928 b'2016-10-11T12:03:54-07:00 <nickmullen> @HARD_GAY_COP @DJDadMCMom you guys figure out which one of you gets to play radio yet?'
1612785919935558062081 b'2016-10-11T12:08:08-07:00 <nickmullen> @HARD_GAY_COP @DJDadMCMom did u buy the premium episodes yet'
1613785920546093539328 b'2016-10-11T12:10:34-07:00 <nickmullen> @HARD_GAY_COP @DJDadMCMom you can buy them here if you want https://t.co/pAucMo0BFD'
1614785921534426841088 b'2016-10-11T12:14:30-07:00 <nickmullen> @HARD_GAY_COP @DJDadMCMom we covered this on a premium episode. Make sure to sign up'
1615785923247552471040 b'2016-10-11T12:21:18-07:00 <nickmullen> @HARD_GAY_COP @DJDadMCMom why would you throw money at your tweets?'
1616785923572199989249 b'2016-10-11T12:22:36-07:00 <nickmullen> @HARD_GAY_COP @DJDadMCMom keep trying what'
1617785924630301278209 b'2016-10-11T12:26:48-07:00 <nickmullen> @HARD_GAY_COP @DJDadMCMom if you want a cum town movie you can subscribe like everyone else'
1618785925565123440640 b"2016-10-11T12:30:31-07:00 <nickmullen> @HARD_GAY_COP @DJDadMCMom what's wrong with the audio quality"
1619785925929604440066 b"2016-10-11T12:31:58-07:00 <nickmullen> @HARD_GAY_COP @DJDadMCMom im serious, what's wrong with the audio quality?"
1620785926681370451968 b'2016-10-11T12:34:57-07:00 <nickmullen> @HARD_GAY_COP @DJDadMCMom which episode cuts out intermittently? It might be on your end. Not sure tho'
1621785927150545276929 b"2016-10-11T12:36:49-07:00 <nickmullen> @grgdwyr @willmenaker when I export them they're bigger, I think @shoutengine compressed them for me"
1622785933218981810176 b'2016-10-11T13:00:55-07:00 <nickmullen> @vegetablefarmer @HARD_GAY_COP @DJDadMCMom lol'
1623785938673414144001 b'2016-10-11T13:22:36-07:00 <nickmullen> @DJDadMCMom @HARD_GAY_COP have you tried buying the premium episodes'
1624785939112238977024 b"2016-10-11T13:24:21-07:00 <nickmullen> @jesticide @HARD_GAY_COP @DJDadMCMom he can't help it that's hisnculture"
1625785939402895847424 b"2016-10-11T13:25:30-07:00 <nickmullen> @DJDadMCMom @HARD_GAY_COP sign up for them it's 5 bucks a month"
1626785939892723453953 b"2016-10-11T13:27:27-07:00 <nickmullen> @DJDadMCMom @HARD_GAY_COP here's the link if you need help https://t.co/pAucMo0BFD"
1627785941131989229568 b'2016-10-11T13:32:22-07:00 <nickmullen> @RealJizzJohnson @HARD_GAY_COP @DrChimRickles @DJDadMCMom ok'
1628786045105065095168 b"2016-10-11T20:25:31-07:00 <nickmullen> Brushing your tweet causes autism. Trend it. Let's show these girls they're wrong about how I smell"
1629786240544464830464 b'2016-10-12T09:22:08-07:00 <nickmullen> In the Italian culture it\'s "gay" to eat pussy but normal to wear jewelry and kiss other men on the lips @BillNye'
1630786240772622389248 b'2016-10-12T09:23:02-07:00 <nickmullen> Cc @neiltyson'
1631786248588468813826 b'2016-10-12T09:54:05-07:00 <nickmullen> Do Chinless Women Really Have The Softest Pussies? (Chain Email) @snopes'
1632786252285999538176 b'2016-10-12T10:08:47-07:00 <nickmullen> Put out a bowl with the best KING sized candys that says "gay kids ONLY" then candy corn for "normal kids." Let\'s make them rethink gender'
1633786257628288516097 b'2016-10-12T10:30:01-07:00 <nickmullen> I was the guy on Hollywood squares who was famous for fucking the cheerios bee for a couple of months back in the 80s'
1634786350631606976518 b'2016-10-12T16:39:34-07:00 <nickmullen> This sounds exactly like Brandon Wardell https://t.co/K3LlqKOhQj'
1635786377783773655040 b"2016-10-12T18:27:28-07:00 <nickmullen> Brestworld on HBO... imagine hugetit virtual reality wow. And every episode costs 50 mil to make and it's got fuckin Daniel day Lewis in it"
1636786378780852060160 b'2016-10-12T18:31:26-07:00 <nickmullen> LEWIS: Holmes do you know what Adorno said of the earthquake of Lisbon?\\nHOLMES: respectfully sir, what does this have to do with huge tits?'
1637786382759354851328 b'2016-10-12T18:47:14-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @mrLdavis: Alec Trebeck tried the fuck outta her lmao https://t.co/ZrDpsZXVqJ'
1638786392267443605504 b'2016-10-12T19:25:01-07:00 <nickmullen> Make ken bone the new @SUBWAY mascot'
1639786550966564847616 b"2016-10-13T05:55:38-07:00 <nickmullen> @leyawn @someofmybest when you don't get the joke but you love homework so it must be everyone else that's wrong"
1640786619325025136640 b'2016-10-13T10:27:16-07:00 <nickmullen> ah so hillary murdered scalia, a 174 year old man that lived off cannoli filling and meatballs'
1641786619638926876672 b"2016-10-13T10:28:31-07:00 <nickmullen> (other guys in locker room) ah everyone shut up, there's the guy with the pussy https://t.co/ePjr4AFOJf"
1642786677151663882240 b"2016-10-13T14:17:03-07:00 <nickmullen> @leducviolet @weylandkonami don't forget friendly to micropenis"
1643786681503304605700 b'2016-10-13T14:34:20-07:00 <nickmullen> i mean technically jerry sandusky was in a lot of locker rooms and im sure he talked about things while he was in there'
1644786718911853162496 b'2016-10-13T17:02:59-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @twitersgoodboy: Lol fuck these people https://t.co/80z6yMbfLO'
1645786719642320506880 b'2016-10-13T17:05:53-07:00 <nickmullen> "This isn\'t locker room talk, I KNOW locker room talk" says fat breasted man with kyphosis whose voice sounds like air escaping a balloon'
1646786751333319733248 b'2016-10-13T19:11:49-07:00 <nickmullen> @bitchmale @PeasParsley lmao'
1647786753299768827904 b'2016-10-13T19:19:38-07:00 <nickmullen> Moon over Parma suck my dick and eat my ass'
1648786767119174266881 b'2016-10-13T20:14:33-07:00 <nickmullen> @oldmanweldon as club president wouldnt you also be there'
1649786767486960168960 b'2016-10-13T20:16:00-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @Bencjacobs: This is a shirt https://t.co/SjFNHpZlMi'
1650786789577302257664 b"2016-10-13T21:43:47-07:00 <nickmullen> Wow that's so fucked up that ken bone beats off... that's basically rape"
1651787050013318901760 b'2016-10-14T14:58:40-07:00 <nickmullen> If your name is Jamie your middle name is Off. No exceptions'
1652787050858148167680 b'2016-10-14T15:02:01-07:00 <nickmullen> Wow. We Found A Way To Justify Hating That Guy Whose Appearance Weve Been Mocking For 48 Hours'
1653787118865323098112 b"2016-10-14T19:32:16-07:00 <nickmullen> @AgiIeTabIet I don't take stands igrab pussies"
1654787119687800848384 b'2016-10-14T19:35:32-07:00 <nickmullen> (Finding out that English muffin company has a podcast) Thomases? Makes a podcast? \\n\\nThanks folks this is a ref to an ad campaign from 2001'
1655787261090434523141 b"2016-10-15T04:57:25-07:00 <nickmullen> @JAdomian @AmberALeeFrost @CHAPOTRAPHOUSE @ByYourLogic @willmenaker @cushbomb yea but the cat isn't"
1656787280071040110592 b'2016-10-15T06:12:50-07:00 <nickmullen> A snooty British character that says "oh good heavens!" and cums his pants named Bustington Nutte'
1657787283163542392832 b"2016-10-15T06:25:07-07:00 <nickmullen> @mattytalks @Justin__Bebis that's Brandon"
1658787329342993002497 b'2016-10-15T09:28:37-07:00 <nickmullen> https://t.co/PZl98T1ltP'
1659787364051743608833 b"2016-10-15T11:46:33-07:00 <nickmullen> I'm not gay, I'm Retarded For Cum\xe2\x84\xa2"
1660787446591229661184 b'2016-10-15T17:14:32-07:00 <nickmullen> This is how u know this place is authentic as shit https://t.co/2XnHPKVAIp'
1661787457872590438427 b"2016-10-15T17:59:21-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @davidcrosss: I have to commend Billy Bush. Doing the right thing donating his undeserved 10 mill payout all to women's charities. #doingtherightthing"
1662787708370992164865 b'2016-10-16T10:34:45-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @Trillburne: this is fucking chilling https://t.co/Wttn33aqcv'
1663787756864968720384 b"2016-10-16T13:47:27-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @quantian1: @Trillburne what if the plot to Red Dawn was real, would you go to war then?  Bet you didn't think of that, Berniebros."
1664787773087123025920 b"2016-10-16T14:51:54-07:00 <nickmullen> @serious_account @gerbshanarb she's saying she did it in the video"
1665787774396928622592 b"2016-10-16T14:57:07-07:00 <nickmullen> @pattymo it's called opulence you leatherpalmed dipshit"
1666787774561882255360 b'2016-10-16T14:57:46-07:00 <nickmullen> @pattymo sad'
1667788035340602777600 b"2016-10-17T08:14:00-07:00 <nickmullen> I'm gay sike"
1668788067365934211072 b"2016-10-17T10:21:16-07:00 <nickmullen> When u find ur drafts folder in the penn station men's room https://t.co/pPLid2IU55"
1669788138171137744900 b'2016-10-17T15:02:37-07:00 <nickmullen> the most sacred animal in all of China https://t.co/CRPhAVt1WQ'
1670788138371587665921 b"2016-10-17T15:03:25-07:00 <nickmullen> @FucktardIdiot they don't eat this one"
1671788156841805176832 b"2016-10-17T16:16:48-07:00 <nickmullen> (Walking out of bedroom wiping wrench and hands with shop rag) well ya wife's gonna make it but i had ta turn her pussy inta a toilet"
1672788208266148970496 b'2016-10-17T19:41:09-07:00 <nickmullen> My man wang huijuan coming through with the good apps https://t.co/OzkYsfubsT'
1673788264517818019840 b'2016-10-17T23:24:40-07:00 <nickmullen> The new premium cum town is up btw'
1674788265698451677184 b"2016-10-17T23:29:22-07:00 <nickmullen> @Mobute oh god I wouldn't even do that"
1675788403124679630848 b'2016-10-18T08:35:27-07:00 <nickmullen> new cum town folks https://t.co/dBGaCAI33D'
1676788447251513372672 b'2016-10-18T11:30:48-07:00 <nickmullen> \xf0\x9f\x8e\xb6 1 877 Hard 4 Kids \xf0\x9f\x8e\xb6'
1677788447516278812672 b'2016-10-18T11:31:51-07:00 <nickmullen> @charles_kinbote yyyyyyeeess?'
1678788468272278671365 b'2016-10-18T12:54:19-07:00 <nickmullen> https://t.co/F7UxsvAWIn'
1679788867010121695232 b'2016-10-19T15:18:46-07:00 <nickmullen> If you guess how many jelly beans are in stav you get to fuck him'
1680788891450947829760 b'2016-10-19T16:55:53-07:00 <nickmullen> @pattymo me'
1681788903200732635136 b'2016-10-19T17:42:34-07:00 <nickmullen> Dick on penis, ass on anus. On that professional shit. That grown man lingo'
1682788906173370077184 b'2016-10-19T17:54:23-07:00 <nickmullen> @pmurt420 yes'
1683788908167488937993 b'2016-10-19T18:02:18-07:00 <nickmullen> the pussy \xf0\x9f\x99\x8f\xf0\x9f\x8f\xbb'
1684788909570806591488 b'2016-10-19T18:07:53-07:00 <nickmullen> @keyboard_goop hell yeS'
1685788911171462111234 b'2016-10-19T18:14:15-07:00 <nickmullen> Donald trump? Heh more like no thanks. Hillary looks like uhhh a damn pice of shit lol #debate'
1686788912450171183104 b'2016-10-19T18:19:20-07:00 <nickmullen> Trump: "look you put the dick into the pussy and fuck the baby out of the Pussy hole with your dick"'
1687788913194681167873 b'2016-10-19T18:22:17-07:00 <nickmullen> Thats extremely metal heroin'
1688788913474151776257 b'2016-10-19T18:23:24-07:00 <nickmullen> Mark Wahlberg stars and John Border in Bad Hombres 2017'
1689788913501972598785 b'2016-10-19T18:23:30-07:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen *as'
1690788913624362389504 b'2016-10-19T18:24:00-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @kanwetwitty: The debate is starting! Live tweet along with us on the hash tag'
1691788914213376917504 b'2016-10-19T18:26:20-07:00 <nickmullen> @normanwilkerson @mlvassallo usually your gay bitch'
1692788914981773438976 b"2016-10-19T18:29:23-07:00 <nickmullen> They're writing down the questions on little pieces of paper and sliding them into Chris wallaces ass from behind the table"
1693788916167960367104 b'2016-10-19T18:34:06-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @nycguidovoice: Eyyyy put my freakin tweet on the t v #nydebate'
1694788917424917778434 b"2016-10-19T18:39:06-07:00 <nickmullen> Everyone talks about manufacturing jobs as if the only things made in America anymore aren't guns and flashlights you can fuck"
1695788917949998522368 b'2016-10-19T18:41:11-07:00 <nickmullen> We have to tell Japan: stop censoring the Pussy'
1696788918263581409280 b"2016-10-19T18:42:26-07:00 <nickmullen> We're gonna turn the world economy into that big water slide from Blank Check"
1697788919151649820672 b'2016-10-19T18:45:57-07:00 <nickmullen> My son was killed by illegal immigrants and my wife and I have never been happier https://t.co/5DL8rrJj9p'
1698788919938409005056 b"2016-10-19T18:49:05-07:00 <nickmullen> Chinese Steel, that's Judas Pliests best album"
1699788920789600989189 b'2016-10-19T18:52:28-07:00 <nickmullen> @MikeMacRaeMike there I was compretery wasted, out of wok and down!'
1700788921687274352641 b"2016-10-19T18:56:02-07:00 <nickmullen> Hillary: Donald thinks it's okay to belittle women\\nTrump: that;s right"
1701788922275290570753 b"2016-10-19T18:58:22-07:00 <nickmullen> Honestly the saddest part of this debate is that Morton Downey Jr isn't alive to moderate"
1702788922888162279425 b'2016-10-19T19:00:48-07:00 <nickmullen> Wallace is mad because people keep blowing noise makers behind him and the tips just barely touch his bare ass hole when they unravel'
1703788923200973508608 b"2016-10-19T19:02:03-07:00 <nickmullen> In Qatar it's actually illegal to apologize to your wife"
1704788923430934544384 b'2016-10-19T19:02:58-07:00 <nickmullen> Donald just met goofy at Disney world and thought he was Haitian'
1705788924431376715776 b"2016-10-19T19:06:56-07:00 <nickmullen> Chinese Steel is the kind that can't be melted by jet fuel btw"
1706788925070022471681 b'2016-10-19T19:09:28-07:00 <nickmullen> Okay the emmys are fuckin rigged lol'
1707788928116739694592 b'2016-10-19T19:21:35-07:00 <nickmullen> Hopefully team Donny has perfected the cocaine blow dart delivery system for tonight. Gonna need some zing juice for hour 2'
1708788928462450991104 b"2016-10-19T19:22:57-07:00 <nickmullen> @madeleinesweet @ryanlcooper he's saying it's you"
1709788928844078190592 b'2016-10-19T19:24:28-07:00 <nickmullen> Hillary, how are you going to let people into the country? \\nHillary: very carefully'
1710788928904258056192 b"2016-10-19T19:24:43-07:00 <nickmullen> @madeleinesweet @ryanlcooper that's right you are"
1711788929161230479360 b'2016-10-19T19:25:44-07:00 <nickmullen> Wallace: Time to move on to our final segment (unraveling tiny piece of paper from his ass) does Howard stern have a big penis?'
1712788932178889637888 b'2016-10-19T19:37:43-07:00 <nickmullen> Chris Wallace now being rushed to the hospital with asshole paper poisoning'
1713788935488925294592 b'2016-10-19T19:50:52-07:00 <nickmullen> @gerbshanarb I hope it comes back'
1714788935949950541828 b"2016-10-19T19:52:42-07:00 <nickmullen> Great can't wait to see how personally offended everyone is about nasty woman"
1715788936214564962304 b'2016-10-19T19:53:45-07:00 <nickmullen> @TweTro honestly yes'
1716788936288120500224 b"2016-10-19T19:54:03-07:00 <nickmullen> @TweTro I'm actually laughing now thinking about it"
1717788944217850740736 b'2016-10-19T20:25:34-07:00 <nickmullen> @Yedois @AmberALeeFrost God damnit'
1718789118646052384768 b'2016-10-20T07:58:40-07:00 <nickmullen> Hell yea https://t.co/fMzHkpi6oj'
1719789152793118449664 b'2016-10-20T10:14:22-07:00 <nickmullen> @tommyomalley every day until Jared is free'
1720789154529250009089 b'2016-10-20T10:21:16-07:00 <nickmullen> I called that black lady space program movie "showtime at the apollo 13" last night and not enough people heard me so here it is as a tweet'
1721789182995957633024 b'2016-10-20T12:14:23-07:00 <nickmullen> What\'s great about "bad hombre" is it makes me picture the Tapatio guy raping people'
1722789234656449355776 b'2016-10-20T15:39:40-07:00 <nickmullen> Lol https://t.co/UO1SA8o59r'
1723789235271682428929 b'2016-10-20T15:42:06-07:00 <nickmullen> @RoccoTenaglia3 thanks'
1724789237784951283714 b'2016-10-20T15:52:05-07:00 <nickmullen> Doing online surfing tonight https://t.co/3KdPH8olST'
1725789469945927270400 b'2016-10-21T07:14:37-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @bedbugs99: KAITLYN TAYLOR-MOSS\\n         1993 \xe2\x80\x93 2013\\n\\n Daughter, Sister, Friend,\\n&amp; Beloved Social Mediaist\\n Peak Thigh Gap: 5.3cm'
1726789496637840326657 b"2016-10-21T09:00:41-07:00 <nickmullen> @thelateseb @CumTownFanz that's our your bus"
1727789496684992663552 b'2016-10-21T09:00:52-07:00 <nickmullen> @thelateseb @CumTownFanz tour'
1728789497790921601024 b'2016-10-21T09:05:16-07:00 <nickmullen> i want to call sady at 3 am from a blocked number and just say "right" in doctor evil voice'
1729789580846827237376 b'2016-10-21T14:35:18-07:00 <nickmullen> @ConnorSouthard @seanhannity @wikileaks lol hell yea'
1730789580973826535425 b"2016-10-21T14:35:48-07:00 <nickmullen> Where's the tweet where David Simon calls him the n word https://t.co/T9R9OjLXW4"
1731789594113255600128 b'2016-10-21T15:28:01-07:00 <nickmullen> @BirdTroubles I only say it on Halloween'
1732789618227332673536 b'2016-10-21T17:03:50-07:00 <nickmullen> Watch: School Elects Kid With Smallest Dick Homecoming asking'
1733789619028503453696 b'2016-10-21T17:07:01-07:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen nice'
1734789661162724061185 b'2016-10-21T19:54:27-07:00 <nickmullen> Dickfield mysteries'
1735789661820768387073 b"2016-10-21T19:57:03-07:00 <nickmullen> @willmenaker I've been planning on rewatching the Fortress movies for a week or so"
1736789663511068741632 b'2016-10-21T20:03:46-07:00 <nickmullen> @willmenaker I love them'
1737789846699917410304 b"2016-10-22T08:11:42-07:00 <nickmullen> I told you I'm fuckin busy with my son today bitch stop callin on my damn phone https://t.co/gwW3gKfPkS"
1738789915967161860096 b'2016-10-22T12:46:57-07:00 <nickmullen> https://t.co/Kyz4ZXjYCs'
1739790281778833530880 b'2016-10-23T13:00:33-07:00 <nickmullen> @keithjohnstack @StavComedy @AdamFriedland ahahaha'
1740790282027031560192 b'2016-10-23T13:01:32-07:00 <nickmullen> this is offensive and wrong. im being harassed https://t.co/rdIpMxWbuN'
1741790282924260286464 b'2016-10-23T13:05:06-07:00 <nickmullen> @jtrain56 @keithjohnstack @StavComedy @AdamFriedland its actually gay to be fat'
1742790283231971119104 b'2016-10-23T13:06:19-07:00 <nickmullen> @jtrain56 @keithjohnstack @StavComedy @AdamFriedland thats the only reason i log on'
1743790283572691296256 b'2016-10-23T13:07:41-07:00 <nickmullen> @someofmybest hush'
1744790404860315373568 b'2016-10-23T21:09:38-07:00 <nickmullen> new cum town https://t.co/z7Alkzu74L'
1745790572303671259136 b'2016-10-24T08:14:59-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @nickmullen: new cum town https://t.co/z7Alkzu74L'
1746790583508146225154 b'2016-10-24T08:59:31-07:00 <nickmullen> @PissPigGranddad @ByYourLogic whats with this HOMIES dissin mosul'
1747790593095381417984 b"2016-10-24T09:37:37-07:00 <nickmullen> wow the new podesta emails reveal that hillary doesn't like donald trump. they're going to lock her up for sure now"
1748790593201749057536 b'2016-10-24T09:38:02-07:00 <nickmullen> @PeasParsley i want those hats'
1749790616537363279872 b'2016-10-24T11:10:46-07:00 <nickmullen> i hope this man gets hit by a bus https://t.co/8x3jHucQ9B'
1750790765721722744832 b'2016-10-24T21:03:34-07:00 <nickmullen> If you missed @FunnyMomsNY tonight the show is available for premium Cum Town subscribers https://t.co/o7qS1pYdcH'
1751790967761832935428 b'2016-10-25T10:26:24-07:00 <nickmullen> this is why they invented HD cameras https://t.co/GgUYCR54Za'
1752790979771333214208 b'2016-10-25T11:14:07-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @evepeyser: No. https://t.co/ezRneWh1wq'
1753791002798246756353 b'2016-10-25T12:45:37-07:00 <nickmullen> @RedKahina @virgiltexas @willmenaker you still have to do cum town'
1754791003125998125057 b"2016-10-25T12:46:56-07:00 <nickmullen> @RedKahina @virgiltexas @willmenaker because I'm cute"
1755791260932785790977 b'2016-10-26T05:51:21-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @nickmullen: If you missed @FunnyMomsNY tonight the show is available for premium Cum Town subscribers https://t.co/o7qS1pYdcH'
1756791274467842457600 b'2016-10-26T06:45:08-07:00 <nickmullen> holy shit deray died? RIP DeRay McKesson, who is trending because he died'
1757791348188502298624 b"2016-10-26T11:38:05-07:00 <nickmullen> @BRANDONWARDELL you've never smoked a cigarette in your life bitch"
1758791357081236365312 b"2016-10-26T12:13:25-07:00 <nickmullen> @dave_schilling @BRANDONWARDELL yea I've bet you've seen him do a lot of things bitch"
1759791368750629093376 b'2016-10-26T12:59:47-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @VillNLor: "I\'m starting to think that this is the last season of America and the writers are just going nuts!" - George Carlin \xf0\x9f\x99\x8f'
1760791407513040191488 b'2016-10-26T15:33:49-07:00 <nickmullen> Yes, actually https://t.co/urbDAhT0E1'
1761791474338914562048 b'2016-10-26T19:59:21-07:00 <nickmullen> Cumbre Hair'
1762791669660768886785 b"2016-10-27T08:55:30-07:00 <nickmullen> fn white bois fam I can't \xf0\x9f\x98\x82\xf0\x9f\x98\x82\xf0\x9f\x98\x82\xf0\x9f\x98\x82"
1763791682510715490304 b'2016-10-27T09:46:33-07:00 <nickmullen> Somewhere a teen boy named Trinston is hooked up to life support. His father is reading the news. "Cut the cord" he says "hes worthless now"'
1764791686585209192448 b'2016-10-27T10:02:45-07:00 <nickmullen> Holy hell the new dick-sucking machine looks great. The iBall port to suck the balls is really slick #appleevent'
1765791686839023308800 b'2016-10-27T10:03:45-07:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen Im live at the #appleevent by the way. Im here in the champagne room trying out the new watch that moves your wrist while you JO'
1766791687060155408384 b"2016-10-27T10:04:38-07:00 <nickmullen> Wow I didn't know a laptop could have gender this is really bold new stuff #appleevent"
1767791742953442205696 b"2016-10-27T13:46:44-07:00 <nickmullen> I'm peaking https://t.co/D4pSQetuJj"
1768791743406015967232 b'2016-10-27T13:48:32-07:00 <nickmullen> The woke take today is that twitter dropped vine because black people like it'
1769791743711440932866 b"2016-10-27T13:49:45-07:00 <nickmullen> @bashfulcoward there's steam coming out of my dick hole"
1770791744040530243584 b'2016-10-27T13:51:03-07:00 <nickmullen> The McRib: How McDonalds Racistly Denies Black Folks Appetite For Excellence'
1771791744355421786112 b"2016-10-27T13:52:18-07:00 <nickmullen> I'm gonna delete twitter if they ever discontinue hot fire Cheetos"
1772791744744602890240 b'2016-10-27T13:53:51-07:00 <nickmullen> @someofmybest go back to sleep'
1773791745304441806852 b'2016-10-27T13:56:05-07:00 <nickmullen> @ChrisCubas Apple, Sprite Remix, And The Insidious, Racist Relationship Between Tech And Big Soda'
1774791782187838341120 b"2016-10-27T16:22:38-07:00 <nickmullen> No bracist. I meant bracist. It's bracist against people with braces"
1775791783910061539329 b'2016-10-27T16:29:29-07:00 <nickmullen> (Loudly, drunkenly elbowing everyone at #appleevent )WOW I wish my freakin WIFE had that feature heh'
1776791842061028827136 b'2016-10-27T20:20:33-07:00 <nickmullen> When you get owned https://t.co/PXzfYbVhWn'
1777791842921746227201 b"2016-10-27T20:23:58-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @BenjaminNorton: Pennsylvania's legislature passed a bill that would block officials from releasing names of police who shoot people https://t.co/bv9MDC88g0"
1778791842971289325568 b'2016-10-27T20:24:10-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @danchovy: She did it. The fucking girl who threw the eraser in the air and caught it finally killed Vine'
1779791851249859760132 b'2016-10-27T20:57:04-07:00 <nickmullen> @AmberALeeFrost @willmenaker she eats fuckin bugs'
1780791855417596968960 b"2016-10-27T21:13:38-07:00 <nickmullen> @AmberALeeFrost it's cropped out"
1781791859034647306240 b'2016-10-27T21:28:00-07:00 <nickmullen> @AmberALeeFrost SMD'
1782791973330538684416 b"2016-10-28T05:02:10-07:00 <nickmullen> Wow. Here's A Map Of The US If Only Women Of Color Voted https://t.co/FsBOrB3ffg"
1783791984045223776256 b'2016-10-28T05:44:45-07:00 <nickmullen> excited for our new world https://t.co/fLBdQ5wSCm'
1784792002890894286849 b'2016-10-28T06:59:38-07:00 <nickmullen> @OliMauritania @twerkrobot @StefanMolyneux lol'
1785792008350728908800 b'2016-10-28T07:21:20-07:00 <nickmullen> wow I just realized that Down Under song is about australia'
1786792024670539317252 b'2016-10-28T08:26:11-07:00 <nickmullen> @willmenaker Barack handing Hillary the keys to the White House Ferrari, PussyGetter One. Bill leans in "I\'m gay now"'
1787792065809178918912 b'2016-10-28T11:09:39-07:00 <nickmullen> big ups to @lanebryant. loving the new fat girl pics in the subway. any naked photos for the fans so we can beat off?'
1788792068286926159872 b'2016-10-28T11:19:30-07:00 <nickmullen> lol trumps gonna be president'
1789792069179046260736 b'2016-10-28T11:23:02-07:00 <nickmullen> if trump becomes president im seriously gonna move....\\n\\n... to the anthony cumia studios at the top of the empire state building baby'
1790792079003825954816 b'2016-10-28T12:02:05-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @BenjaminNorton: As college president, Hillary would stay up all night to talk students out of protests against the Vietnam War\\nhttps://t.co/g9QfPHFXFO https://t.co/tKix7ovJtQ'
1791792081408193863680 b"2016-10-28T12:11:38-07:00 <nickmullen> The new email is Hillary sending nudes to a 4 year old. I've got 200 dollars on this"
1792792087250796445696 b'2016-10-28T12:34:51-07:00 <nickmullen> i swear to god this is 100% sincere and i cant stop laughing https://t.co/xMLn2bMAmO'
1793792088873367113728 b'2016-10-28T12:41:18-07:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen its really got everything:\\n-"buddy"\\n- treasin against italian culture \\n-"im 36 btw"'
1794792150014256701440 b'2016-10-28T16:44:15-07:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen upping the bet to 500 after this Anthony Weiner development'
1795792150646795493376 b'2016-10-28T16:46:46-07:00 <nickmullen> Anthony Weiner was using the Clinton server to organize sex parties with kindergarteners. Hillary personally sign off on this. More soon'
1796792153036898566145 b'2016-10-28T16:56:16-07:00 <nickmullen> @clinton_george_ hearing chatter about this now'
1797792199911718682624 b"2016-10-28T20:02:31-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @Freddykoenig: What's the difference between a beautiful lady and a beautiful cat?\\nOnly the two of them can tell you that. https://t.co/k4a5HryxKP"
1798792567302793428996 b'2016-10-29T20:22:24-07:00 <nickmullen> @RedKahina that was me'
1799792703122653212672 b"2016-10-30T05:22:06-07:00 <nickmullen> @RedKahina I'm gallant"
1800792710068143816704 b"2016-10-30T05:49:42-07:00 <nickmullen> Here's how you get the dakotas on board with the pipeline: tell them they can smoke their damn ganja through it\\n\\nGive me a show @FoxNews"
1801792731558721400832 b"2016-10-30T07:15:06-07:00 <nickmullen> I can't wait for queen Hillary to throw James comey in jail"
1802792732536157855745 b"2016-10-30T07:18:59-07:00 <nickmullen> @RedKahina that's why they call you Goofus Molly"
1803792735107719258112 b'2016-10-30T07:29:12-07:00 <nickmullen> I like that the FBI has a director. Like comey should have a scarf and a beret and one of those old fashioned bullhorns while testifying'
1804792735677641285632 b'2016-10-30T07:31:28-07:00 <nickmullen> @FromThe31 where are you getting all these lol'
1805792739448362500096 b"2016-10-30T07:46:27-07:00 <nickmullen> It's actually uh, it's fascism for comey to do anything to hurt hillarys campaign. He should be arrested for doing so"
1806792739714503770112 b'2016-10-30T07:47:30-07:00 <nickmullen> @RedKahina my name is nick'
1807792744684963651584 b"2016-10-30T08:07:16-07:00 <nickmullen> @theHezerkenezer I'm never trolling"
1808792750868248559617 b'2016-10-30T08:31:50-07:00 <nickmullen> Basically @MartinShkreli and @BRANDONWARDELL are the same person if you swap AIDS medicine with black twitter jokes'
1809792865511730282496 b'2016-10-30T16:07:23-07:00 <nickmullen> Guess what time it is bitch \\nhttps://t.co/JEAwFdLxBl'
1810793079925263699972 b'2016-10-31T06:19:23-07:00 <nickmullen> @WhamCityComedy @alyankovic @alanresnicks @robbyrackleff @benfobrien which one is weird al'
1811793079967596867585 b'2016-10-31T06:19:33-07:00 <nickmullen> @WhamCityComedy @alyankovic @alanresnicks @robbyrackleff @benfobrien haha just kidding'
1812793081724104282113 b"2016-10-31T06:26:32-07:00 <nickmullen> @FucktardIdiot where's the place where you beat off on a girl face"
1813793188769289699328 b'2016-10-31T13:31:53-07:00 <nickmullen> Who else is going to Halloween as the stranger things kid with the dick sucking teeth'
1814793216709226364928 b'2016-10-31T15:22:55-07:00 <nickmullen> Lol why would you retweet this https://t.co/sJr4hLiHQN'
1815793217872277413889 b'2016-10-31T15:27:32-07:00 <nickmullen> @oldmanweldon yeah the content of the article is satirical wrt downplaying the "email goofup" but you can\'t tell that from the headline'
1816793219204849799168 b"2016-10-31T15:32:50-07:00 <nickmullen> Gee tough choice, either vote for the smartest woman in the world who typo'd 1 email, or a guy who literally killed 6 million Jews in 1944"
1817793222919417696257 b'2016-10-31T15:47:36-07:00 <nickmullen> @Jezzerat @rgay "and furthermore the trick or treat binary just furthers m/f gender norms. What\'s that? No ive already eaten all the candy"'
1818793245368699985920 b"2016-10-31T17:16:48-07:00 <nickmullen> my costume is a hose duct taped to my dick and the other end goes into my mouth. there's a hose in my ass too. im one of the emails"
1819793246369368707072 b'2016-10-31T17:20:46-07:00 <nickmullen> "Rocco\'s modern life?" Yeah good call making that show in 1992. That was 25 years ago now you Australian fuckin dumbass. It\'s not modern now'
1820793247259857125376 b'2016-10-31T17:24:19-07:00 <nickmullen> @jrhennessy @thomas_violence @Slate I Pick My Nose And Eat It | Slate'
1821793251700727513088 b"2016-10-31T17:41:58-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @KendonJared: didn't know i was attending a panel by @nickmullen and @AmberALeeFrost today https://t.co/Mn64vAQgFy"
1822793253348136853504 b'2016-10-31T17:48:30-07:00 <nickmullen> The Young Turds'
1823793257647713710081 b"2016-10-31T18:05:35-07:00 <nickmullen> @fart your lucky I'm eating dinner right now bitch https://t.co/XPWiGAPWOu"
1824793275081959014400 b'2016-10-31T19:14:52-07:00 <nickmullen> @edzitron @ByYourLogic @leducviolet get thes bitch ass letters off my shit'
1825793275912024363008 b'2016-10-31T19:18:10-07:00 <nickmullen> @edzitron @ByYourLogic @leducviolet (Fred g Sanford voice) yea robot pixiedust to you too comrade'
1826793276225691250688 b"2016-10-31T19:19:25-07:00 <nickmullen> @edzitron @ByYourLogic @leducviolet that's Russia's secret name"
1827793276888072552448 b'2016-10-31T19:22:03-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @wikileaks: No link between Trump &amp; Russia\\nNo link between Assange &amp; Russia\\nBut Podesta &amp; Clinton involved in selling 20% of US uranium to Russia'
1828793277680871411712 b'2016-10-31T19:25:12-07:00 <nickmullen> @cushbomb @nathanhay you gotta read in this al Pacino any given Sunday "inch by inch" voice'
1829793286537458937856 b'2016-10-31T20:00:23-07:00 <nickmullen> @911VICTIM police to girl: that;s right'
1830793287303888265216 b'2016-10-31T20:03:26-07:00 <nickmullen> When u see ice cream but it turns out to be frozen yogurt &gt;&gt;&gt; https://t.co/3F0qyC0j2E'
1831793450032955555840 b'2016-11-01T06:50:04-07:00 <nickmullen> thanks to whoever set this up https://t.co/uZLrcPlZLp'
1832793450748713533441 b'2016-11-01T06:52:54-07:00 <nickmullen> @duyarvish @reddit yes lol. as the copyright owner of the home improvement theme song i am pissed'
1833793453794575220736 b'2016-11-01T07:05:00-07:00 <nickmullen> @RoccoTenaglia3 @reddit thats the description of the podcast'
1834793463767375998977 b"2016-11-01T07:44:38-07:00 <nickmullen> imagine a guy finding out from the podesta emails that Obama's middle name is hussein. i want to be that guy. i want to feel his energy"
1835793508260447944704 b'2016-11-01T10:41:26-07:00 <nickmullen> @pattymo yes...'
1836793518107595800576 b'2016-11-01T11:20:34-07:00 <nickmullen> @pattymo thanks'
1837793561516243034112 b"2016-11-01T14:13:03-07:00 <nickmullen> you're not rich until you've said the soft a n word at your bank statement"
1838793607851457515520 b"2016-11-01T17:17:10-07:00 <nickmullen> @mattytalks @robwhisman I'm on tv"
1839793612648667635712 b'2016-11-01T17:36:14-07:00 <nickmullen> Dreamcatcher (2002) - A retarded guy who is dying keeps mispronouncing the villains name as "Mr. Gay" | 212 Minutes. Comedy'
1840793612786207162368 b"2016-11-01T17:36:47-07:00 <nickmullen> @mattytalks @robwhisman I'm on Fox News"
1841793653359228096513 b'2016-11-01T20:18:00-07:00 <nickmullen> Quick reminder that the KKK endorsed Obama in 2008'
1842793654302829113348 b'2016-11-01T20:21:45-07:00 <nickmullen> The only comics in that KKK newspaper are Moon Mullins and Dilbert'
1843793659262195163136 b'2016-11-01T20:41:28-07:00 <nickmullen> @LeBaronTurbo same'
1844793667685032849408 b'2016-11-01T21:14:56-07:00 <nickmullen> bug chasing has to be the weirdest fetish. its like, you can only get aids one time. imagine if you could only fuck one foot'
1845793799442713419777 b'2016-11-02T05:58:29-07:00 <nickmullen> @ArmyStrang "Whatsuuuppp I\'m johnathan fatso and I\'m joined again by my cohost Brian acne, and this is Westworld takeover the ONLY podcas.."'
1846794195641907941377 b'2016-11-03T08:12:51-07:00 <nickmullen> Does he fuck https://t.co/UjeZlqGbmh'
1847794245570210709504 b"2016-11-03T11:31:14-07:00 <nickmullen> I've lived the black experience (I made my commander Sheppard a POC and did only renegade decisions for 100% evil alignment)"
1848794250225586147328 b'2016-11-03T11:49:44-07:00 <nickmullen> @TroopRespecter nah preempting that by dumping it tho'
1849794262601467305985 b'2016-11-03T12:38:55-07:00 <nickmullen> @JoshAustin610 @TroopRespecter i talked to people and basically like the "7 second rule" is some shit radio people made up and isnt legal'
1850794262727023853570 b'2016-11-03T12:39:25-07:00 <nickmullen> @JoshAustin610 @TroopRespecter bottom line is like, no one is listening to the show to hear the Home Improvement theme, no harm in dropping'
1851794263110840451072 b'2016-11-03T12:40:56-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @All_Star_San: #IfTrumpWereBlack this is continuing to show all the retarded white crackas as they show their stupidity which is unparalleled'
1852794280081422249985 b'2016-11-03T13:48:23-07:00 <nickmullen> the thought of writing in Bernie makes me feel like that old couple going to bed as the titanic is sinking'
1853794286905059921921 b'2016-11-03T14:15:29-07:00 <nickmullen> (sucking a dick) this is what gay guys do. not me though, im just doing it to show how gay they are. https://t.co/UpQ5ypO75G'
1854794360966188253187 b"2016-11-03T19:09:47-07:00 <nickmullen> (Atrocious smell emanating from my shorts after weeks wearing the same clothes) alright alright I'll change my underwear"
1855794416795092389888 b'2016-11-03T22:51:38-07:00 <nickmullen> @someofmybest are you jealous'
1856794425745045078016 b"2016-11-03T23:27:11-07:00 <nickmullen> Guys if your options were Hitler or SuperHitler, you'd vote for Hitler. Lets keep SuperHitler out of office\\n\\nPaid for by Hillary for America"
1857794539963559854086 b'2016-11-04T07:01:03-07:00 <nickmullen> "And his name is gonna be something like Jub Jub Binks and he\'ll say stuff like meesa so hungry massa. Lawdy meesa hongry sho nuff" https://t.co/VK6l2peRC1'
1858794560293728899073 b'2016-11-04T08:21:50-07:00 <nickmullen> @ChrisCubas the cum boys'
1859794616277478309888 b'2016-11-04T12:04:18-07:00 <nickmullen> i want dan nainan to buy https://t.co/YsX37bNtnr and redirect it to his website'
1860794652191076319232 b'2016-11-04T14:27:00-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @kanwetwitty: (finds a suspicious lump on my testicle) nice.. finally hit Puberty 2'
1861794657796272832512 b"2016-11-04T14:49:17-07:00 <nickmullen> @roryscovel it's how far your servant can run on flat land before he's out of range of your musket"
1862794669842167169025 b"2016-11-04T15:37:09-07:00 <nickmullen> I Voted And Now I've Down Syndrome https://t.co/9rXIY6VWu5"
1863794687108153798656 b'2016-11-04T16:45:45-07:00 <nickmullen> Beating Off John Malkovich'
1864794688479372472320 b'2016-11-04T16:51:12-07:00 <nickmullen> (Breathing easy after that white guy murdered cops last week) ahh finally. I told you so https://t.co/1BCl69L9pN'
1865794697188374888448 b'2016-11-04T17:25:49-07:00 <nickmullen> Did someone already do a tweet where Alexander graham bell lifts the receiver on his new invention and says "uh im gay. I\'m also retarded"'
1866794711664780255232 b'2016-11-04T18:23:20-07:00 <nickmullen> The Cumguzzlin Bad Boys Of Dicksuck Avenue'
1867794717055912214528 b"2016-11-04T18:44:45-07:00 <nickmullen> (Finding out about watergate) wow it's fucked up everyone isn't talking about how JFK is a womanizer instead"
1868794719669894651905 b"2016-11-04T18:55:09-07:00 <nickmullen> Wow can't believe this obvious distraction by Rape Aboblogist Woodward and Cat-Carl Bernstein"
1869794722459308216320 b"2016-11-04T19:06:14-07:00 <nickmullen> It's gonna suck when I'm cast on SNL-Kids and they find that tweet where I created a swastika out of intersecting n words"
1870794776248966926336 b'2016-11-04T22:39:58-07:00 <nickmullen> Odd people are finding out about these secret codes now considering that in MY household "I\'m a democrat" has always been code for "im gay"'
1871794923266691465217 b'2016-11-05T08:24:10-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @Lowenaffchen: (in public with a bunch of anime schoolgirl shit open on my laptop) this guy is weird for putting his foot on a bag https://t.co/LYfW8JhR3K'
1872794932691145781248 b'2016-11-05T09:01:37-07:00 <nickmullen> @AmberALeeFrost please dont misgender brandon'
1873794935759778279426 b'2016-11-05T09:13:48-07:00 <nickmullen> @AmberALeeFrost brandons a girl'
1874794935965219438592 b'2016-11-05T09:14:37-07:00 <nickmullen> im the Tony Hawk of Podcasting. i want an @Activision game. lets get kids into podcasting by making them idolize me'
1875794942891181408256 b"2016-11-05T09:42:09-07:00 <nickmullen> Here's the bonus episode this week. Hosting on pateron is shit. I hope you RSS idiots are happy https://t.co/535XolKHRH"
1876794947942385860609 b"2016-11-05T10:02:13-07:00 <nickmullen> @RhysToye @Patreon I can't bitch"
1877794954998199308292 b'2016-11-05T10:30:15-07:00 <nickmullen> good morning twitter. today ill be smugly pretending that white people are mad about Beyonce performing at the CMAs'
1878794955852251852802 b'2016-11-05T10:33:39-07:00 <nickmullen> pitching an article called "Wow I Cant Believe This. In 2016." and its just 9 embedded 0 RT 0 Fav tweets of egg accounts saying the n word'
1879794956793722105857 b'2016-11-05T10:37:23-07:00 <nickmullen> @the_taIiban the one that sells'
1880794957766670565376 b'2016-11-05T10:41:15-07:00 <nickmullen> @tinybaby yes usually im catching wind of your awful tweets, which smell like shit'
1881794957858337128452 b'2016-11-05T10:41:37-07:00 <nickmullen> @tinybaby because they freakin ARE shit pal! you hear me? you fuckin hear me over here you son of a bitch?! DONT EVER TWEET AT ME AGAIN'
1882794968476897202176 b'2016-11-05T11:23:49-07:00 <nickmullen> that thing where boxers dont beat of before a big fight, but its me, and i beat off so much that i completely miss the fight due to cranking'
1883794995222044442625 b'2016-11-05T13:10:05-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @BernieSanders: I do not believe that most of the people who are thinking about voting for Mr. Trump are racist or sexist.'
1884795046936546017281 b'2016-11-05T16:35:35-07:00 <nickmullen> Me and my adopted ass son are changing the negative way these devils perceptualize how a white father raises a black man in this world'
1885795061787242668032 b'2016-11-05T17:34:36-07:00 <nickmullen> @FucktardIdiot @JucheMane two white men openly bragging about colonizing a POC country'
1886795063407393251328 b"2016-11-05T17:41:02-07:00 <nickmullen> RT @Good_Guy69: Don't\xf0\x9f\x91\x8fTalk\xf0\x9f\x91\x8fTo\xf0\x9f\x91\x8fWomen\xf0\x9f\x91\x8f https://t.co/h05Z5Y9FDB"
1887795063650868494340 b"2016-11-05T17:42:00-07:00 <nickmullen> Every relationship that didn't start with online dating is rape https://t.co/xVAfZwJVII"
1888795063993778012160 b"2016-11-05T17:43:22-07:00 <nickmullen> The end game of this is people arguing that unless you can afford an iPhone you shouldn't be able to have a relationship"
1889795064186946617344 b"2016-11-05T17:44:08-07:00 <nickmullen> @FucktardIdiot @JucheMane it stands for People of China. They literally couldn't not be any more POC"
1890795064725876994048 b"2016-11-05T17:46:16-07:00 <nickmullen> @edzitron let's do it"
1891795065197379592193 b"2016-11-05T17:48:09-07:00 <nickmullen> @mikefossey @edzitron it's an open door podcast"
1892795065350673100800 b'2016-11-05T17:48:45-07:00 <nickmullen> If this gets 100 RTs @MartinShkreli has to do Cum Town'
1893795065606609498112 b'2016-11-05T17:49:46-07:00 <nickmullen> @mattytalks @mikefossey @edzitron fuck you'
1894795066102514667520 b'2016-11-05T17:51:45-07:00 <nickmullen> @leducviolet Greg everyone knows you fuck the discarded middle aged man-titted mannequins from Tommy Bahama'
1895795066901609218048 b'2016-11-05T17:54:55-07:00 <nickmullen> Yes it is https://t.co/HbLgbRLbTC'
1896795068854967959552 b'2016-11-05T18:02:41-07:00 <nickmullen> @Lowenaffchen designed the hit game where you play as an 8 bit manifestation of autism (a puzzle piece) that earns points by not fucking'
1897795069643312549893 b"2016-11-05T18:05:49-07:00 <nickmullen> @AmberALeeFrost @Lowenaffchen does good boy get daddy's cum for dessert if he does enough good boy tweets"
1898795070136667533313 b'2016-11-05T18:07:46-07:00 <nickmullen> @ArmyStrang @AmberALeeFrost @Lowenaffchen Game Dev. Speaker Upper. Little Spoon. Living off cum queefed into my mouth since 1/23/2009'
1899795071191837011968 b'2016-11-05T18:11:58-07:00 <nickmullen> @Lowenaffchen @pcarroll47 @AmberALeeFrost Genderfluid is Jon Arbuckles cat right?'
1900795074084635869184 b'2016-11-05T18:23:28-07:00 <nickmullen> @bloodhaiI @atbobb @ArmyStrang @AmberALeeFrost @Lowenaffchen /caboose/caboosette'
1901795075208377991169 b'2016-11-05T18:27:56-07:00 <nickmullen> @AmberALeeFrost @bloodhaiI @atbobb @ArmyStrang @Lowenaffchen oh right that guy lol'
1902795096499931717632 b'2016-11-05T19:52:32-07:00 <nickmullen> Trump supporters, this is an actual Beyonc\xc3\xa9 lyric, please RT :\\n"Yeah baby, you know I love to Pussy fart your cum into the constitution"'
1903795097472523796480 b'2016-11-05T19:56:24-07:00 <nickmullen> Vacuum trains. When the autism hits https://t.co/vmOMduZEAZ'
1904795097726979600384 b'2016-11-05T19:57:24-07:00 <nickmullen> One of Beyonc\xc3\xa9 songs is literally about letting Mexicans cum anchor babies into her. This is who Hillary is "homies" with'
1905795107741861814272 b'2016-11-05T20:37:12-07:00 <nickmullen> Six more'
1906795108927339905024 b"2016-11-05T20:41:55-07:00 <nickmullen> That's my favorite style personally https://t.co/HJFlaPTcjH"
1907795110612045070336 b'2016-11-05T20:48:37-07:00 <nickmullen> If someone actually murdered trump the headlines would be like "Ahh uh Ddamn. Shoot."'
1908795114281629052929 b'2016-11-05T21:03:11-07:00 <nickmullen> "contract" people? Hmm wonder if you\'re as bad at math as you are at typing. Let me calculate: ah the answer is yes https://t.co/LfErVKywY9'
1909795114931314196480 b'2016-11-05T21:05:46-07:00 <nickmullen> (Beginning of Everybody Wants To Rule The World) \\n\\n\xf0\x9f\x8e\xb5suck on to my dick, eat in side my ass \xf0\x9f\x8e\xb5'
1910795115770976071680 b'2016-11-05T21:09:06-07:00 <nickmullen> Barley empirical eh? Maybe youve had too much "barley" yourself. I mean beer by the way. Your drunk right now off a sip of odouls. Your nude https://t.co/QcSje7YYca'
1911795273558834475008 b'2016-11-06T06:36:06-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @virgiltexas: @nickmullen @MartinShkreli congrats'
1912795277639120470016 b'2016-11-06T06:52:19-08:00 <nickmullen> How Men Forced President Hillary To Launch Those Nukes At Tibet'
1913795295385828855809 b'2016-11-06T08:02:50-08:00 <nickmullen> what the fuck is this shit!??! https://t.co/wXtYO6tYVM'
1914795318629210456064 b'2016-11-06T09:35:12-08:00 <nickmullen> This. This this this. If you hear anything negative about trump (assualt allegations, fraud, etc) in the next two days, its probably a lie https://t.co/3UrwPKhS91'
1915795345609075097601 b'2016-11-06T11:22:24-08:00 <nickmullen> hillary is a woman #FakeVotingFacts'
1916795345769876324352 b'2016-11-06T11:23:03-08:00 <nickmullen> @willmenaker @ByYourLogic im doing a cum tribute on a picture of trumps face whil i watch GI Jane'
1917795348053825847299 b'2016-11-06T11:32:07-08:00 <nickmullen> Chief, i have bad news. Sister Drunkfeather is in the computer teepee again https://t.co/BNxlnkKQ4D'
1918795351287281975297 b'2016-11-06T11:44:58-08:00 <nickmullen> #IfICouldChangeHistory Id go back keep the original Surge recipe and then enjoy a fresh one as a slam my forehead and rememebr the holocaust'
1919795353656979759104 b'2016-11-06T11:54:23-08:00 <nickmullen> Check Out This Cute Viral Video Of Two Pitbulls Mauling Each Other Because Of Uh.. ONe Said THe oTher Was Ratchet Lol'
1920795354673213538308 b'2016-11-06T11:58:25-08:00 <nickmullen> "We\'re rethinking the way computers can completely fuck up your posture," says CEO Nadella. "Kyphosis is good but what about SI joint pain?" https://t.co/Rt834pfSVd'
1921795355385855086592 b'2016-11-06T12:01:15-08:00 <nickmullen> @DrewGarner "the language" is what i call my dick'
1922795358524465356800 b'2016-11-06T12:13:43-08:00 <nickmullen> well i just did it guys! I finished the nyc marathon. I came in second so they wont report on me. if you want to send me money feel free'
1923795359141015461888 b"2016-11-06T12:16:10-08:00 <nickmullen> Why won't he do it https://t.co/VoXewNIOIu"
1924795362071869292544 b'2016-11-06T12:27:49-08:00 <nickmullen> call martin shkreli and demand that he goes on cum town. 646 217 2783. or check him out on periscope now and ask in chat'
1925795364511737925634 b'2016-11-06T12:37:31-08:00 <nickmullen> Tell him to do the podcast +1 (646) 217-2783 https://t.co/C8F1E8g0Lr'
1926795367022276345857 b'2016-11-06T12:47:29-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @modernwiseSage: @nickmullen do the cum town podcast @MartinShkreli tell your story'
1927795368288389832705 b"2016-11-06T12:52:31-08:00 <nickmullen> I've been banned from posting in the Marin shkreli periscope because he won't do cum town"
1928795377315823947776 b'2016-11-06T13:28:24-08:00 <nickmullen> First of all I have 26 thousand followers not 20 thousand. Secondly I am open to renaming the podcast Car Talk @martinshkreli'
1929795384184080596992 b"2016-11-06T13:55:41-08:00 <nickmullen> @BillRatchet that's what advertising is"
1930795384402222182404 b"2016-11-06T13:56:33-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @kalebhorton: They have Isaac Hayes' Cadillac. This just keeps getting better. https://t.co/swk606uuCv"
1931795386904455872512 b"2016-11-06T14:06:30-08:00 <nickmullen> You know I'm starting to think I don't even want Martin on the show anymore. Willing to hear him out tho"
1932795387776577531908 b'2016-11-06T14:09:58-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @WrongAce: @nickmullen You, the cumboys, and @MartinShkreli should discuss whether he should be on the show over a nice, simple pod sesh'
1933795390809948487681 b'2016-11-06T14:22:01-08:00 <nickmullen> Well i did a lot of promo for the pod today. THats called doing a working mans share of work for the day. Now i feel OK abt getting fuckd up'
1934795391782544691200 b'2016-11-06T14:25:53-08:00 <nickmullen> @JohnnySqueasel apl;ied to 2 jobs, a place caleld Capital Interest Marketing (no tie required!) and a foot model ad. i earned this MD2020'
1935795396227353509888 b'2016-11-06T14:43:33-08:00 <nickmullen> every cum town crusade has been a failure. phil wont get us ps4. shkreli wont come on. ims tarting think ABC Family wont buy the show'
1936795398045575823360 b"2016-11-06T14:50:46-08:00 <nickmullen> Now that FBI Director Comey has vindicated Clinton, there's only one thing left for him to do:\\nappear on the wildly popular podcast Cum Town"
1937795402780919926785 b'2016-11-06T15:09:35-08:00 <nickmullen> @TweTro comey: ive worked with these people, they have integrit\\nstav: shut up you gay bitch\\ncomey: thats not fair\\nme: can you dunk'
1938795434387550728194 b'2016-11-06T17:15:11-08:00 <nickmullen> @AmberALeeFrost @Jezzerat @saltythetrain you rang???'
1939795442789727305728 b"2016-11-06T17:48:34-08:00 <nickmullen> @Jezzerat @AmberALeeFrost @saltythetrain I'm glad you think copyright infringement is funny"
1940795453460615458816 b'2016-11-06T18:30:58-08:00 <nickmullen> @rabihalameddine @willmenaker actually there fucking'
1941795465050349830145 b'2016-11-06T19:17:01-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @Freddykoenig: My new poem.....\\nhttps://t.co/opTjMJzJAO https://t.co/Ie314kV760'
1942795473153359302656 b'2016-11-06T19:49:13-08:00 <nickmullen> @LeBaronTurbo @someofmybest had an old commodore (vh or vk) wagon on IG awhile back and I should have notified you'
1943795475203996401664 b"2016-11-06T19:57:22-08:00 <nickmullen> @LeBaronTurbo I think you can import anything in New Zealand they don't have laws"
1944795476570630721536 b'2016-11-06T20:02:48-08:00 <nickmullen> @LeBaronTurbo for here yea'
1945795480027404103680 b"2016-11-06T20:16:32-08:00 <nickmullen> My 4yo daughter: daddy can I be president someday?\\nMe: actually no you can't. It's illegal for me to say yes until Hillary wins"
1946795481058594721792 b"2016-11-06T20:20:38-08:00 <nickmullen> I'm Going On Hormones To Breastfeed Our Daughter So My Wife Can Use Her Powerful Nipples To Type At Her Computer Job"
1947795485759587414017 b'2016-11-06T20:39:19-08:00 <nickmullen> Americas most powerful nerds https://t.co/W2heqD3Sbf'
1948795488675664629760 b'2016-11-06T20:50:54-08:00 <nickmullen> @crushingbort lol'
1949795663285228027904 b'2016-11-07T08:24:44-08:00 <nickmullen> (girl uncrosses and crosses her legs on the bus)\\n\\n(me, under breath but still audible) the pussy area...'
1950795665045497774080 b'2016-11-07T08:31:44-08:00 <nickmullen> wow. janet reno. im so fsad right now. getting really drunk. this is for you janet RIP https://t.co/paMM015IV0'
1951795666286428749825 b'2016-11-07T08:36:40-08:00 <nickmullen> this is so good when you say it with the accent https://t.co/WuIkai8KHn'
1952795669995925676036 b'2016-11-07T08:51:24-08:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen A BOONCHA DRDRDREE-DAHRDS!'
1953795670559128489984 b'2016-11-07T08:53:38-08:00 <nickmullen> Let this also be a reminder that the Scots-English wikipedia has like 1 administrator and is very easy to vandalize: https://t.co/a9qeMdJtVu'
1954795675230891085824 b'2016-11-07T09:12:12-08:00 <nickmullen> lmao nice https://t.co/ClEOmLwmae'
1955795776332911230976 b'2016-11-07T15:53:57-08:00 <nickmullen> Kids these days are going absolutely bonkers for pussy'
1956795995053361655808 b'2016-11-08T06:23:04-08:00 <nickmullen> best cum town guest'
1957795995469285564416 b'2016-11-08T06:24:43-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @theSoupisHot: @nickmullen yo https://t.co/AqGFrOsxZi'
1958796020805943656449 b"2016-11-08T08:05:24-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @adamjohnsonNYC: please god can pundits stop calling for a centrist third party, we have a centrist party it's called the Democrats https://t.co/FLqlaiTYHT"
1959796021097988816896 b'2016-11-08T08:06:33-08:00 <nickmullen> CHelsea 2024 #ImStillWithThem'
1960796028002312355847 b'2016-11-08T08:33:59-08:00 <nickmullen> Reminder that if you cant make it to a polling place you can still vote for Donald Trump by loudly using the n word in your apartment'
1961796034704944361472 b'2016-11-08T09:00:37-08:00 <nickmullen> https://t.co/itOcBf0n2q'
1962796046619527495680 b'2016-11-08T09:47:58-08:00 <nickmullen> what are they gonna do with all the air horns and tiny foam #1 fingers if trump loses'
1963796048930400272385 b'2016-11-08T09:57:09-08:00 <nickmullen> i dont think ive ever had a toblerone. its for rich assholes who can afford to take shit out of a minibar. i eat m&amp;ms'
1964796050771225772032 b'2016-11-08T10:04:28-08:00 <nickmullen> michael moore is slowly transitioning into some kind of deity that represents composting squashes'
1965796054464029462528 b'2016-11-08T10:19:08-08:00 <nickmullen> https://t.co/lbssy77n1B'
1966796057580716064768 b'2016-11-08T10:31:31-08:00 <nickmullen> @CarlBeijer post the part with the girl in the bra'
1967796145873378013184 b'2016-11-08T16:22:22-08:00 <nickmullen> it was you https://t.co/PBnDnLCLJa'
1968796176135742783488 b'2016-11-08T18:22:37-08:00 <nickmullen> Can you ask him to do cum town @realEmilyYoucis @MartinShkreli'
1969796177011446349824 b'2016-11-08T18:26:06-08:00 <nickmullen> @Mnenotomy @realEmilyYoucis @MartinShkreli @racewarspodcast no dice baby'
1970796177421523361793 b'2016-11-08T18:27:44-08:00 <nickmullen> same https://t.co/SMk0P4qov4'
1971796177872293654528 b"2016-11-08T18:29:31-08:00 <nickmullen> I just want to clarify i retweeted this because im trying to buy playstation. I don't support fascism @JoltyIsNear @ramenfuneral"
1972796178209234710528 b'2016-11-08T18:30:52-08:00 <nickmullen> @oldmanweldon shut up bitch im trying to find out if rhode island legalized road head in the HOV lane'
1973796181063441780736 b'2016-11-08T18:42:12-08:00 <nickmullen> @saraschaefer1 99% are on my payroll and live in korea'
1974796181802666905600 b'2016-11-08T18:45:08-08:00 <nickmullen> Look I get that ppl are scared, but twitter is for joking about computers and other gay shit likePS2, not politics. plz respect that'
1975796182936731140097 b'2016-11-08T18:49:39-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @kath_krueger: A light in the darkness https://t.co/z1tT1PwSjB'
1976796187156205146112 b'2016-11-08T19:06:25-08:00 <nickmullen> you do realize that if trump wins, white men get to report to trump tower and return to the source, correct? we disappear forever'
1977796189268284735489 b"2016-11-08T19:14:48-08:00 <nickmullen> oh no the stock market!! lol sike I don't have any money bitch"
1978796189813871353856 b'2016-11-08T19:16:58-08:00 <nickmullen> @afaikianap business is booming'
1979796192359574896640 b'2016-11-08T19:27:05-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @kanwetwitty: how come all the articles and stuff for the past year have been totally wrong. are people who get paid to write about politics stupid...?'
1980796192586667069441 b"2016-11-08T19:27:59-08:00 <nickmullen> Man if trump fucks up and becomes president I better still get my show on TrumpTV. I'm not giving the development deal money back"
1981796194150160957441 b'2016-11-08T19:34:12-08:00 <nickmullen> (nate silver in bed hugging and kissing a bunch of calculators and spread sheets and shit) we did numbers we did it!!!'
1982796205415717568512 b'2016-11-08T20:18:58-08:00 <nickmullen> @themikelord $37'
1983796212429474697216 b"2016-11-08T20:46:50-08:00 <nickmullen> I think it's safe to say that The Boys... Are Back in Town, folks"
1984796225796411101184 b"2016-11-08T21:39:57-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @tommychong: It's legal!  We did it!! https://t.co/b3oxR7mv66"
1985796246012037894144 b'2016-11-08T23:00:17-08:00 <nickmullen> (In my all male DMs) gentlemen, to evil'
1986796255080420872192 b'2016-11-08T23:36:19-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @Bro_Pair: Americans are literally stupid enough to elect Donald Trump president. do not laugh him off'
1987796257377116975104 b'2016-11-08T23:45:27-08:00 <nickmullen> @seanoconnz that market is cornered friendo'
1988796261749204848640 b'2016-11-09T00:02:49-08:00 <nickmullen> @NinaDontPlayMtG lmao'
1989796261815978225665 b"2016-11-09T00:03:05-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @Bro_Pair: So Hillary's plan is to concede, but not give a concession speech. A perfectly and fittingly pathetic and stupid end to her political career"
1990796261958169325569 b"2016-11-09T00:03:39-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @tresdessert: Not going to accept a Trump victory until I've heard a concession from Clara Jeffrey's 8 year old daughter"
1991796263707869331456 b'2016-11-09T00:10:36-08:00 <nickmullen> Now it cum town turn to be smartest politic podcast'
1992796265475470725121 b'2016-11-09T00:17:37-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @kurtmetzger: Is it true that Trump is actually going to swear in to office on a pussy?'
1993796265591875239936 b'2016-11-09T00:18:05-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @kylekinane: Secret Service going to age faster than a chain-smoking, self-tanning progeria sufferer.'
1994796267017863098368 b'2016-11-09T00:23:45-08:00 <nickmullen> @MartinShkreli can you do cum town now'
1995796272838038683648 b"2016-11-09T00:46:53-08:00 <nickmullen> We're one step closer to this https://t.co/jgnSKzerYX"
1996796281050892763136 b'2016-11-09T01:19:31-08:00 <nickmullen> @HillaryClinton as a white man I would just like to apologize to you personally. You are so strong and powerful and brave. I love you'
1997796391429367021568 b'2016-11-09T08:38:07-08:00 <nickmullen> This is what the Bern feels like btw'
1998796402679371202560 b'2016-11-09T09:22:49-08:00 <nickmullen> (waking up after passing out at 3pm from watching too many lena dunham videos) wh..wha happened *rubbing eyes* did she slay'
1999796410194980847616 b'2016-11-09T09:52:41-08:00 <nickmullen> Reminder to subscribe to CUM TOWN, the 100% Official Donald "Donny Casino" Trump Podcast https://t.co/5GIX6X9432'
2000796415162060328962 b'2016-11-09T10:12:25-08:00 <nickmullen> Sorry for voting for donald trump while wearing joker makeup everyone'
2001796431071156076544 b'2016-11-09T11:15:38-08:00 <nickmullen> Ahah ahahahahah ahahahahahaahh https://t.co/FmHWED794S'
2002796437103995453443 b'2016-11-09T11:39:37-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @bonerhitler: Lmfao... https://t.co/6bP8lBvUPm'
2003796459092101529600 b'2016-11-09T13:06:59-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @realDonaldTrump: I would rather run against Crooked Hillary Clinton than Bernie Sanders and that will happen because the books are cooked against Bernie!'
2004796460263197310977 b'2016-11-09T13:11:38-08:00 <nickmullen> @evepeyser i wish she twoutnt'
2005796503245225099265 b"2016-11-09T16:02:26-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @eedrk: during bush's reign, we drank mountain dew code red\\nwith obama, mountain dew throwback\\nwe wanted baja blast in a can.... but not like this.."
2006796506648718311425 b'2016-11-09T16:15:58-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @pzf: Donald Trump statement on banning Muslims from US has just disappeared from his website.'
2007796506763294109700 b'2016-11-09T16:16:25-08:00 <nickmullen> Lol it would be great if they impeach trump for not executing Hillary'
2008796539223612489729 b'2016-11-09T18:25:24-08:00 <nickmullen> 2020: Hillary wakes up next to Donald and whispers in his ear "can I please see my family now"'
2009796542568637071360 b'2016-11-09T18:38:42-08:00 <nickmullen> @bryyaann92 honestly not really lol'
2010796542756722188288 b"2016-11-09T18:39:26-08:00 <nickmullen> 99% of the people that follow you won't be able to vote until 2024 and you'll be dead by then https://t.co/5wa6IstDXs"
2011796562396852682752 b'2016-11-09T19:57:29-08:00 <nickmullen> me searching for all your "white male tears" tweets when sanders lost the primary and smiling dot jpeg'
2012796563606934618113 b'2016-11-09T20:02:17-08:00 <nickmullen> If you voted for Hillary in the Democratic primary, knowing what you know now, would you go back and vote for Sanders?'
2013796563904780439552 b'2016-11-09T20:03:28-08:00 <nickmullen> @duyarvish hillary of course. hes currently saying that blaming the DNC is "victim blaming"'
2014796565080246730753 b"2016-11-09T20:08:09-08:00 <nickmullen> @carcinogenkin my question doesn't really apply to people who voted for sanders"
2015796565897871822848 b'2016-11-09T20:11:24-08:00 <nickmullen> @Trillburne @duyarvish losing an election is like being raped - the dickster'
2016796569757449326592 b'2016-11-09T20:26:44-08:00 <nickmullen> @lneptChemist @xmasape lmfao'
2017796570384556584960 b'2016-11-09T20:29:13-08:00 <nickmullen> @cushbomb IANAL but i think its possible to seal her in a dunk tank on top of the washington monument'
2018796571768102260736 b'2016-11-09T20:34:43-08:00 <nickmullen> this just happened right now on 5th avenue. im in shock. We have to stop him #notmypresident https://t.co/Al2MUIWgRK'
2019796572699153854464 b'2016-11-09T20:38:25-08:00 <nickmullen> @BUSSCRO @neilkli i just wanted to see how many people would say no'
2020796573579383021568 b'2016-11-09T20:41:55-08:00 <nickmullen> (its real voice) its real https://t.co/4tWy4TklKT'
2021796580696085110784 b'2016-11-09T21:10:12-08:00 <nickmullen> i like that this starts with lindy waking up already 3 chins deep in a bowl of coco puffs https://t.co/12yafG4T8h'
2022796582510226456577 b"2016-11-09T21:17:24-08:00 <nickmullen> how is it that your normal speaking voice sounds like you're judging a local radio wet t shirt contest for meth addicts https://t.co/7yxMS3DLBT"
2023796727918332354560 b"2016-11-10T06:55:12-08:00 <nickmullen> Btw if any of my friends are worried about a race war I'm building a bunker with all my fuckin @MilwaukeeTool gear and accessories"
2024796736226862698497 b'2016-11-10T07:28:13-08:00 <nickmullen> Stav and I will be live on periscope in an hour for election coverage'
2025796763486021963776 b'2016-11-10T09:16:32-08:00 <nickmullen> A restaurant called Coy Rogers where you\'re like "can I get a cheeseburger" and they go "mmmmaybe" while looking at your dick'
2026796764498170363904 b'2016-11-10T09:20:34-08:00 <nickmullen> @RedKahina what about me'
2027796767433658875904 b'2016-11-10T09:32:14-08:00 <nickmullen> @jawbroken they stole my fucking joke'
2028796783909388386304 b"2016-11-10T10:37:42-08:00 <nickmullen> It's November tenth. Daily reminder that you shoulda voted for Bernie"
2029796786073401774081 b'2016-11-10T10:46:18-08:00 <nickmullen> Any comic that thinks America "needs" them right now should be relegated to slapstick bits wherein their dick gets ripped off by a donkey'
2030796788732267495424 b'2016-11-10T10:56:52-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @Lowenaffchen: Thank you, Fictional Hillary Clinton Who Is Somehow Even Less Likable https://t.co/cdLAfArx89'
2031796789035574427648 b"2016-11-10T10:58:04-08:00 <nickmullen> I tweeted this without thinking about it and now I must admit I'd watch the reality show where a donkey gets to rip a contestants dick off"
2032796789435731951616 b"2016-11-10T10:59:39-08:00 <nickmullen> Hi I'm Mario Lopez. And this... is The Donkey. \\n\\nThursday's 8/7c"
2033796790238651748352 b'2016-11-10T11:02:51-08:00 <nickmullen> @Devilish21ca @sam_kriss david shitty'
2034796790341819125760 b'2016-11-10T11:03:15-08:00 <nickmullen> @Devilish21ca @RIPMarkusJ @sam_kriss david shitty'
2035796792506184855552 b'2016-11-10T11:11:51-08:00 <nickmullen> @RegressiveElf lol fuck'
2036796793301986852864 b'2016-11-10T11:15:01-08:00 <nickmullen> This election is just like when Calvin did Goosebump to Hobbes and I was molested at age 3 and referentially locked in preschool please help'
2037796800940720422912 b'2016-11-10T11:45:22-08:00 <nickmullen> @eggz_erroneous @racewarspodcast gday'
2038796800985083576320 b"2016-11-10T11:45:33-08:00 <nickmullen> @MichaelJFoody it's my time machine birch"
2039796801008236163073 b'2016-11-10T11:45:38-08:00 <nickmullen> @MichaelJFoody bitch'
2040796803270366859265 b"2016-11-10T11:54:38-08:00 <nickmullen> Lol come on dude you can't be named that https://t.co/MXxWX29UY2"
2041796810621178224641 b'2016-11-10T12:23:50-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @kanwetwitty: @ItsTonyNow @jshgdmn owned'
2042796816031075405824 b"2016-11-10T12:45:20-08:00 <nickmullen> If he fails this test he's kicked off the podcast https://t.co/of3EXVjPwI"
2043796847923564843008 b'2016-11-10T14:52:04-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @curaffairs: Buckle up, because we have a big fight ahead of us. We need to make sure everyone in Western Pennsylvania gets to see Hamilton before 2020'
2044796850049544241152 b'2016-11-10T15:00:31-08:00 <nickmullen> @atbobb @Stefan_BC @CHAPOTRAPHOUSE @cushbomb bitch cum town will chair that committee'
2045796856629488709632 b"2016-11-10T15:26:40-08:00 <nickmullen> All my dipshit friends are joining the DSA today and I'm spending my money on PlayStation instead"
2046796857148793913344 b"2016-11-10T15:28:43-08:00 <nickmullen> @libbycwatson (dumb voice) hurr I'm a socialist now \\n(Me wearing PlayStation VR) I just came in my pants from a digital girl"
2047796857283384934400 b'2016-11-10T15:29:15-08:00 <nickmullen> @samknight1 not in my 13k a year household'
2048796857739356098561 b'2016-11-10T15:31:04-08:00 <nickmullen> @samknight1 I actually donated 50k to them but I fucked up and sent it to the wrong Carolina by accident oh well'
2049796858256450879488 b'2016-11-10T15:33:07-08:00 <nickmullen> @RedKahina you can do it by appearing on cum town'
2050796858680020992000 b"2016-11-10T15:34:48-08:00 <nickmullen> @Trillburne @samknight1 I think it's more important to work with the capitalists to get to single payer playstations for everyone"
2051796885923841638400 b'2016-11-10T17:23:04-08:00 <nickmullen> This cunts last tweet was literally him gloating about a Bernie loss https://t.co/zs2LM8TlGA'
2052796888058427830272 b"2016-11-10T17:31:33-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @datadebt: @nickmullen @Trillburne @samknight1 i may not be PLAYER ONE,,, but i'm still going to PRESS CONTINUE on the democratic process"
2053796917992894382080 b'2016-11-10T19:30:30-08:00 <nickmullen> that;s right :) https://t.co/xdCIwZo2nX'
2054796919796822581249 b"2016-11-10T19:37:40-08:00 <nickmullen> @edzitron @caryophallus @hauteurs @tombomp I don't have time for this I'm fraternizing rn"
2055796919938661367809 b"2016-11-10T19:38:14-08:00 <nickmullen> @edzitron @caryophallus @hauteurs @tombomp it's called a nazi PARTY ed"
2056796921549265793024 b"2016-11-10T19:44:38-08:00 <nickmullen> @caryophallus idk what about me makes you think that if I were a nazi I'd keep it a secret"
2057796923100495577088 b"2016-11-10T19:50:47-08:00 <nickmullen> @caryophallus I'm neither explicitly nor covertly a nazi. I'm not really even part of left twitter beyond needing a place to live"
2058796927654373052416 b'2016-11-10T20:08:53-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @Good_Guy69: The slogan of the democrat running against Trump in 2020 will be "Sir. I have a daughter."'
2059797093975513513984 b'2016-11-11T07:09:47-08:00 <nickmullen> Happy Veterans Day to ... me. A former army SEAL, Nobel combat prize laureate. I can dunk also'
2060797095204125868033 b'2016-11-11T07:14:40-08:00 <nickmullen> Your welcome https://t.co/AM6U6lP8IT'
2061797095385281994752 b'2016-11-11T07:15:23-08:00 <nickmullen> Make me secretary of podcasting https://t.co/q0MI59rPox'
2062797102778229420032 b"2016-11-11T07:44:46-08:00 <nickmullen> I'm not usually a conspiracy theorist but I believe the Clinton pedophile ring story because it's funny"
2063797103445731868672 b'2016-11-11T07:47:25-08:00 <nickmullen> Lmao this makes so much sense https://t.co/SyoMSML95P'
2064797104732162715648 b'2016-11-11T07:52:32-08:00 <nickmullen> @evepeyser the Hassids for sure'
2065797105322938822657 b'2016-11-11T07:54:53-08:00 <nickmullen> @evepeyser trump is a racist landlord that wants to go back to 1870 of course they voted for him'
2066797142027112771584 b"2016-11-11T10:20:44-08:00 <nickmullen> @pattymo @davidcrosss I see you've met my wife"
2067797149220482453505 b"2016-11-11T10:49:19-08:00 <nickmullen> @pattymo @davidcrosss feel free. I fucked her already. She's worthless now"
2068797160241901240320 b"2016-11-11T11:33:06-08:00 <nickmullen> @pattymo @davidcrosss I'm too fast"
2069797160389481996289 b'2016-11-11T11:33:42-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @CNNPolitics: .@HillaryClinton whips      \\n     \xf0\x9f\x98\x9c \\n\xf0\x9f\x91\x8a/||\\_ \\n  _/\xc2\xaf \xc2\xaf\\_\\n&amp; Nae Naes \\n\xf0\x9f\x91\x8b\\n   \\ \xf0\x9f\x98\xb3\\n      || \\_\\n  _/\xc2\xaf \xc2\xaf\\_\\non @TheEllenShow\\nhttp://t.co/jB2LyWfhe7'
2070797164879006363648 b'2016-11-11T11:51:32-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @rad_milk: [to the tune of photograph by nickelback] look at this dick and ass'
2071797169056671469568 b'2016-11-11T12:08:08-08:00 <nickmullen> Can suey park please come back to get this show cancelled https://t.co/ChiRJTBkDv'
2072797173339236302848 b"2016-11-11T12:25:09-08:00 <nickmullen> Welcome back to The today show, live from Hillarys execution on the national mall. if you missed Bruno mars performance it's on our website"
2073797176749331255297 b'2016-11-11T12:38:42-08:00 <nickmullen> Wow. Just found out what "CN" Tower stands for. Extremely offended, do better @TorontoComms'
2074797192348597911552 b'2016-11-11T13:40:41-08:00 <nickmullen> (every body gets mad at me for celebrating today my own way)\\n\\nwhat?! hitler was a veteran!!!!'
2075797195599590420480 b"2016-11-11T13:53:36-08:00 <nickmullen> (closing argument from A Time To Kill)\\n....Now I want you to imagine... that I'm mentally retarded"
2076797195803911659520 b'2016-11-11T13:54:25-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @ckilpatrick: How fucking ironic is it that same libs who backed Clinton now saying Keith Ellison (a pro-Bernie populist) is too black/muslim to run DNC'
2077797209612223217664 b'2016-11-11T14:49:17-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @Alejandrobot: The White House would like to extend our best wishes to all, even the haters and losers, on this special date, September 11'
2078797210148360122368 b"2016-11-11T14:51:25-08:00 <nickmullen> Obama should have the decency to murder another child before trump takes office so we don't feel like things have gotten that much worse"
2079797220754588831748 b'2016-11-11T15:33:34-08:00 <nickmullen> Steven Seagal for Secretary of State\\n\\nPlease please please make this happen'
2080797224224859549696 b'2016-11-11T15:47:21-08:00 <nickmullen> Like how is that so much worse than Trump For President? Please at least make him the offer'
2081797224489167814657 b'2016-11-11T15:48:24-08:00 <nickmullen> You know one time I was helping my friend move and we accidentally broke his monitor. We felt bad but did we pout? No. we made the (1/)'
2082797224915229442049 b'2016-11-11T15:50:06-08:00 <nickmullen> ...most of it and we destroyed the rest of his stuff. Ripped doors off walls. Got drunk and trashed the apartment and laughed about it (1/2)'
2083797233303979982848 b"2016-11-11T16:23:26-08:00 <nickmullen> @JT60564 well now it's a metaphor"
2084797238660576018432 b'2016-11-11T16:44:43-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @RedKahina: Ok we really want to do a tanky podcast. Will you listen to it?'
2085797244007701237761 b"2016-11-11T17:05:58-08:00 <nickmullen> @sam_kriss @virgiltexas @RedKahina there's already a tankie podcast. It's called Cum Town"
2086797249456907448322 b'2016-11-11T17:27:37-08:00 <nickmullen> @cushbomb @RedKahina the money can be made payable to me and stav in the form of playstations'
2087797249825637105664 b'2016-11-11T17:29:05-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @PFTCommenter: Happy veterens day to this kid too. Thank you for your service https://t.co/d8VXOVnr1N'
2088797442081757294592 b'2016-11-12T06:13:02-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @eddotse: omfg https://t.co/SVtq2KtesD'
2089797493224327802880 b"2016-11-12T09:36:16-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @davidcrosss: Oh well...I'm sure you'll get it right next time DNC...\xf0\x9f\x99\x88\xf0\x9f\x99\x89\xf0\x9f\x99\x8a...right? https://t.co/6ltxjlaJ1d"
2090797493649319858176 b"2016-11-12T09:37:57-08:00 <nickmullen> The answer for the DNC and the left isn't a socialism. It's a strong Islamic base agitating for Sharia law. This is real, please RT"
2091797496817613160448 b"2016-11-12T09:50:32-08:00 <nickmullen> I'm walking around Lululemon wearing a safety pin on the crotch of my sweatpants to get head"
2092797500315746660353 b'2016-11-12T10:04:26-08:00 <nickmullen> @BUSSCRO @doctorveritas what did the tweet say she deleted'
2093797500690126032896 b"2016-11-12T10:05:56-08:00 <nickmullen> @BUSSCRO @doctorveritas that's right"
2094797501395536584705 b'2016-11-12T10:08:44-08:00 <nickmullen> @NerbieDansers @crushingbort @someofmybest https://t.co/PNM4ufddPZ'
2095797502011868639233 b"2016-11-12T10:11:11-08:00 <nickmullen> @BUSSCRO @doctorveritas i hope there's a miracle on 34th street (she gets hit by the qm17 bus)"
2096797503027729072129 b"2016-11-12T10:15:13-08:00 <nickmullen> @BUSSCRO @doctorveritas (laughing knowingly) it's called the Empire State Building"
2097797507810699395073 b'2016-11-12T10:34:13-08:00 <nickmullen> Wear your shoes like this to join the movement https://t.co/aM0GhWKLyj'
2098797522163439980544 b'2016-11-12T11:31:15-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @TheNyaaNeco: function wake(me){\\n up(inside)\\n}\\nvar canWakeUp=false\\n$.call(myName(saveAs(meFrom,"theDark.txt")))'
2099797531134317985792 b'2016-11-12T12:06:54-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @ckilpatrick: email from Dem Party insider: "zero culpability, zero shame, and zero cognizance of political reality. They don\'t understand they blew it."'
2100797531285606596608 b'2016-11-12T12:07:30-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @FoldableHuman: \xf0\x9f\xa4\x94\\n@FallonTonight https://t.co/pSsMKC88ID'
2101797568995574644736 b'2016-11-12T14:37:21-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @ckilpatrick: statement https://t.co/gUABwWAvhE'
2102797576264928415744 b"2016-11-12T15:06:14-08:00 <nickmullen> To be clear I am 100% a fascist. Deal with it everyone. They put me in charge of irony. If you don't laugh at tane I get to kill you"
2103797582215332954112 b'2016-11-12T15:29:53-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @Bro_Pair: MONDAY\\n\\n@realDonaldTrump You would not believe what we have at Area 51 - incredible! We let the aliens live there in exchange for technology'
2104797592527209697281 b"2016-11-12T16:10:51-08:00 <nickmullen> @mylearnedfri3nd it'll go up tonight"
2105797596062110326784 b"2016-11-12T16:24:54-08:00 <nickmullen> There's really no greater experience than taking a shit that you feel like you've earned"
2106797626098842501120 b'2016-11-12T18:24:15-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @lightfantastic: Leftists: *scramble to unite under common banner in order to make street protest strategies effective at defending at risk groups*\\nLiberals: https://t.co/h5UtQzNZ05'
2107797626228794658816 b'2016-11-12T18:24:46-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @DeadlyKittenz: @lightfantastic @ItsTonyNow OH MY GOD https://t.co/8cTDOpBpEG'
2108797640775110692867 b'2016-11-12T19:22:34-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @dril: FETID BOZO: Ahhh oil spills are bad\\nWISE ADULT: the sun will evaporate the oil, &amp; the wheel of mother gaia spins goodly, As does all things,'
2109797831766266540032 b'2016-11-13T08:01:30-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @cranstonl1972: https://t.co/uU1NBw8LS4'
2110797833295866327042 b"2016-11-13T08:07:35-08:00 <nickmullen> @Bro_Pair @realDonaldTrump I can't stop laughing at this"
2111797850605339443200 b"2016-11-13T09:16:22-08:00 <nickmullen> Dilbert is gonna rule now. I'm subscribing"
2112797853378344873985 b"2016-11-13T09:27:23-08:00 <nickmullen> I'm bringing this back https://t.co/NUHQd8o6lk"
2113797929333754970112 b'2016-11-13T14:29:12-08:00 <nickmullen> Trump presidency will just make these groups more fun than they already were https://t.co/BDUz3mXkqH'
2114797934926498656257 b'2016-11-13T14:51:26-08:00 <nickmullen> @zandywithaz @ESQPolitics @someofmybest can do it'
2115797940920989663233 b'2016-11-13T15:15:15-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @GlennF: FYI, Obama deported 2.5 million from 2009 to 2015. And we let that happen too. https://t.co/iCHpZqUuYv'
2116797971246503919616 b'2016-11-13T17:15:45-08:00 <nickmullen> @MicrosoftINCEL Im still not home :/'
2117797972524302827520 b'2016-11-13T17:20:50-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @jakebackpack: 9. If you try to understand the Democrats as a political party, you come away confused. If you consider them a "think tank," they make sense'
2118797974580853735424 b"2016-11-13T17:29:00-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @virgiltexas: when you don't learn shit https://t.co/ddlIdm98nb"
2119797978715728859137 b"2016-11-13T17:45:26-08:00 <nickmullen> @RedKahina I've been jailed for trying to flourish six times this year"
2120797996793837457408 b"2016-11-13T18:57:16-08:00 <nickmullen> Really it's like if you wanted trump to buck the system you should be rooting for him to fuck up because incompetence is his greatest tool"
2121797996935500075009 b"2016-11-13T18:57:50-08:00 <nickmullen> like if we elected a chimpanzee that carried a baseball bat and people were trying to take the bat away from the chimp I'd be mad"
2122797997108619984896 b'2016-11-13T18:58:31-08:00 <nickmullen> In fact someone should float the chimp idea by trump, maybe suggest how the bats will create manufacturing jobs in Louisville'
2123797999116370538496 b"2016-11-13T19:06:30-08:00 <nickmullen> @bob_savas actually no I don't. I don't need to do anything except shit that makes me feel good"
2124798001399825108992 b'2016-11-13T19:15:34-08:00 <nickmullen> Wow its really happening!!! #MAGA https://t.co/qkGgY5mPve'
2125798001851484340225 b'2016-11-13T19:17:22-08:00 <nickmullen> New Special Cum Town is up now. Featuring new friend-of-show @sammorril https://t.co/29aWjnJsp8'
2126798002273175506944 b'2016-11-13T19:19:02-08:00 <nickmullen> @ByYourLogic thank you friend'
2127798004457313161216 b"2016-11-13T19:27:43-08:00 <nickmullen> It's real. https://t.co/uTT7WbKeN1"
2128798006284532453376 b'2016-11-13T19:34:59-08:00 <nickmullen> serious question: whats the best dashiell hammett? i read all of chandler years ago and no hammett and i want to read something good'
2129798006621913825280 b'2016-11-13T19:36:19-08:00 <nickmullen> @mikedallape @ByYourLogic @sammorril thanks'
2130798006872074637318 b'2016-11-13T19:37:19-08:00 <nickmullen> @capsworth i have a copy of thin man but the first page is torn out and it bothers me too much to read it'
2131798015374298116096 b'2016-11-13T20:11:06-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @viperwave: Lmfao https://t.co/hEBOhoDwG7'
2132798016149720100864 b'2016-11-13T20:14:11-08:00 <nickmullen> @BrandyLJensen but what about the abortion-show loophole'
2133798144155285393410 b"2016-11-14T04:42:50-08:00 <nickmullen> @lukeoneil47 @TheSacredFerret haven't been to India much"
2134798166710310338560 b"2016-11-14T06:12:27-08:00 <nickmullen> @adamjohnsonNYC @BillKristol the party was at my house. We didn't invite you but everyone else from school was there"
2135798173147128283136 b'2016-11-14T06:38:02-08:00 <nickmullen> Donald Trump is a radicalized Muslim born in Algeria. He is ILLEGALLY being president despite not American citizen!!!!!'
2136798206929306812416 b'2016-11-14T08:52:16-08:00 <nickmullen> Lmao https://t.co/LLWfaZ7djw'
2137798207008684081152 b'2016-11-14T08:52:35-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @doctorfunkymd: @immolations Khalessi at Goldman Sachs when the Yaaas Kween'
2138798209710587596802 b'2016-11-14T09:03:19-08:00 <nickmullen> All day https://t.co/6BwSgJxLJA'
2139798210253527674881 b'2016-11-14T09:05:29-08:00 <nickmullen> @rigamarock I fuckef his wife'
2140798216271955378176 b'2016-11-14T09:29:24-08:00 <nickmullen> @sierbkrys which video'
2141798219883423076352 b"2016-11-14T09:43:45-08:00 <nickmullen> @sierbkrys it's literally never happened lol"
2142798225715758034945 b'2016-11-14T10:06:55-08:00 <nickmullen> @geniuslogical damn'
2143798228150811525121 b"2016-11-14T10:16:36-08:00 <nickmullen> Excuse me but isn't that the literal definition of checks and balances?! #goodpicks https://t.co/mRg7bNOzEH"
2144798229698224541697 b'2016-11-14T10:22:45-08:00 <nickmullen> @sierbkrys \xf0\x9f\x91\x8c\xf0\x9f\x8f\xbb'
2145798229788716658688 b'2016-11-14T10:23:06-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @dinogore: LMAO @ this gigantic Joe Rogan tattoo https://t.co/YurOHgAIyB'
2146798229846237319168 b'2016-11-14T10:23:20-08:00 <nickmullen> @dinogore this rules'
2147798232165876121602 b'2016-11-14T10:32:33-08:00 <nickmullen> @ModernWood @davidcrosss it was a pic of me and the guys I bodybuild with'
2148798232567766020096 b'2016-11-14T10:34:09-08:00 <nickmullen> @PeasParsley @sierbkrys thank you Brenton'
2149798250071338926081 b'2016-11-14T11:43:42-08:00 <nickmullen> @moshekasher @AIPAC I was with you until I had to press 2 for English'
2150798252355326119936 b'2016-11-14T11:52:46-08:00 <nickmullen> Facebooking level: Drunk-Professional https://t.co/cWdWYRHuFp'
2151798257557961838592 b'2016-11-14T12:13:27-08:00 <nickmullen> Lol nice https://t.co/xeR4Qjc2s2'
2152798286524664029184 b'2016-11-14T14:08:33-08:00 <nickmullen> Dan Nainan called to congratulate me on the win. Very nice!'
2153798302493830590464 b'2016-11-14T15:12:00-08:00 <nickmullen> Really terrified of all the ... Trumped Up... trickle down economics were going to have to face'
2154798307255963643905 b"2016-11-14T15:30:56-08:00 <nickmullen> I demand to see @realDonaldTrump's birth certificate before the electors vote. Zero evidence he is not an Algerian sharia operative"
2155798309889357520896 b'2016-11-14T15:41:24-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @JucheMane: https://t.co/LljqePyWg7'
2156798310109084614656 b"2016-11-14T15:42:16-08:00 <nickmullen> I love that everyone is laughing at Arthur Chus divorce as if every woman in the world can't wait to fuck him for how woke he is"
2157798310616611975168 b"2016-11-14T15:44:17-08:00 <nickmullen> @AbeerOkayAss @realDonaldTrump it's true"
2158798312721582268416 b"2016-11-14T15:52:39-08:00 <nickmullen> @BrandyLJensen @AmberALeeFrost yeah I kinda feel bad a little bit lol. But then I remember that I'm a bad person. And I enjoy it"
2159798313188987023360 b"2016-11-14T15:54:30-08:00 <nickmullen> Arthur's wife caught him beating off to gay porn so he could punish himself for the hillary loss"
2160798313275238809600 b'2016-11-14T15:54:51-08:00 <nickmullen> @RedKahina yes I will'
2161798313363931590656 b'2016-11-14T15:55:12-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @BronzeHammer: ahead of her time https://t.co/C1o8QjmZJM'
2162798313627946274816 b"2016-11-14T15:56:15-08:00 <nickmullen> @RedKahina I'm gay and I'm also retarded"
2163798314764548116480 b'2016-11-14T16:00:46-08:00 <nickmullen> Eliza left Arthur for the strong blue collar man at the hardware store that helped her find a new toilet seat'
2164798315126063529984 b'2016-11-14T16:02:12-08:00 <nickmullen> What are the odds on Arthur going full MRA within the year'
2165798316100790472704 b"2016-11-14T16:06:05-08:00 <nickmullen> @BUSSCRO gambling addictions don't take a backseat to Lena Dunhams hurt feelings"
2166798318132641300480 b'2016-11-14T16:14:09-08:00 <nickmullen> @VJ_Ostrowski @pattymo actually the 1000 dollars is for whoever can bring him my dick'
2167798319684848414720 b"2016-11-14T16:20:19-08:00 <nickmullen> @AbeerOkayAss @realDonaldTrump I'm laughing but it's real. Want the long form birth certificate"
2168798321262946816000 b"2016-11-14T16:26:35-08:00 <nickmullen> @VJ_Ostrowski @pattymo actually it's average"
2169798333701323104256 b'2016-11-14T17:16:01-08:00 <nickmullen> @Boringstein @kathbarbadoro @charles_kinbote hell no I want him to become a pissed off sexless hypocrite'
2170798339817121550336 b'2016-11-14T17:40:19-08:00 <nickmullen> "Baby don\'t you think you\'re making a mountain out of an ant hill here?" He said, slimily, as she handed him the toilet receipt and left'
2171798362163161235456 b"2016-11-14T19:09:07-08:00 <nickmullen> @mikefossey that's right"
2172798368252875444224 b'2016-11-14T19:33:19-08:00 <nickmullen> @BevisSimpson the office'
2173798369366261846016 b'2016-11-14T19:37:44-08:00 <nickmullen> @IllyBocean @BevisSimpson (as Turds plummet out of my ass) ooooooooooooops'
2174798488687583592448 b'2016-11-15T03:31:52-08:00 <nickmullen> @duyarvish please link'
2175798535305070604288 b'2016-11-15T06:37:07-08:00 <nickmullen> I am a powerful black woman'
2176798537214493790208 b"2016-11-15T06:44:42-08:00 <nickmullen> It's short for Sethanie actually"
2177798538635783999489 b'2016-11-15T06:50:21-08:00 <nickmullen> President Trump Feeds Lena Dunham To Rats'
2178798548908003557376 b'2016-11-15T07:31:10-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @lukeoneil47: LOL https://t.co/QKWce7Lya0'
2179798548930879455232 b'2016-11-15T07:31:16-08:00 <nickmullen> @lukeoneil47 best news of the year'
2180798549308614279168 b'2016-11-15T07:32:46-08:00 <nickmullen> Dangerous Donald'
2181798553102961942528 b'2016-11-15T07:47:50-08:00 <nickmullen> Presidential debate 2020\\nKAINE: Down syndrome Donald is gay and a retard. Im racist now btw\\n*Booing*\\n(clutching fist) what do they want...'
2182798555578838683648 b'2016-11-15T07:57:41-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @BikiniBabeLover: I love how immature ppl always make certain comments but dont say anything to your face when were the first one to make comments anyways.'
2183798556327786192896 b'2016-11-15T08:00:39-08:00 <nickmullen> Making kissing noises and doing ritualistic dances at all the new apple laptops'
2184798556795237113856 b'2016-11-15T08:02:31-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @LeBaronTurbo: Lincoln Mark III With A 5.0 Coyote Engine'
2185798556858378289152 b'2016-11-15T08:02:46-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @LeBaronTurbo: Top 10 Cars From The Malaise Era That Would Be Extremely Cool With a New Crate Engine'
2186798560950077034496 b'2016-11-15T08:19:01-08:00 <nickmullen> I\'m gonna be laughing about that"sigh this is like In the Care Bears movie" tweet while the world ends'
2187798561505885044736 b'2016-11-15T08:21:14-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @jslipchi: . @AP https://t.co/ytM036s61X'
2188798561810999869446 b'2016-11-15T08:22:26-08:00 <nickmullen> (Zyklon canister drops out of ceiling) sigh this is like in the Care Bears movie when the cousins said "we can all help"'
2189798563810386837505 b'2016-11-15T08:30:23-08:00 <nickmullen> That;s right https://t.co/ciSfnc0ftF'
2190798568650022195200 b'2016-11-15T08:49:37-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @Shave_TheWhales: @Aneetchkoo @Glen_Pritchard @Gabbiedrice78K https://t.co/TNyg80XOdJ'
2191798569538094825477 b'2016-11-15T08:53:09-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @BrandyLJensen: absolutely not https://t.co/195IiLHJMf'
2192798569681795874816 b'2016-11-15T08:53:43-08:00 <nickmullen> @BrandyLJensen Neil Armstrong used steroids to get to the moon and beat his wife'
2193798572966762180610 b"2016-11-15T09:06:46-08:00 <nickmullen> Im scrolling down to this comments section like I'm opening a present from the only person I've ever loved https://t.co/TXi1qAolxI"
2194798577667981381632 b'2016-11-15T09:25:27-08:00 <nickmullen> @ceejoyner @Bro_Pair @brendohare he looks like Odo tried to shift into a faggot'
2195798579343484194817 b'2016-11-15T09:32:07-08:00 <nickmullen> we have to remember that none of the women that voted for trump are racist. They were tricked into it, despite being the smarter gender'
2196798579822767132672 b'2016-11-15T09:34:01-08:00 <nickmullen> @jessecase he was born in Algeria and wants to bring Sharia Law to the United States https://t.co/dUcmDoiYdm'
2197798583489817780225 b"2016-11-15T09:48:35-08:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen God fuck. This. I'm shaking right now about how true this is"
2198798587707987410944 b'2016-11-15T10:05:21-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @LukewSavage: DNC Aiming To Reconnect With Working-Class Americans With New \xe2\x80\x98Hamilton\xe2\x80\x99-Inspired Lena Dunham Web Series: https://t.co/tqePjgeRpZ'
2199798588696853446656 b'2016-11-15T10:09:17-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @byzantinepower: The Gif that summed up an election. https://t.co/kz2r4AU6CA'
2200798604624395538432 b"2016-11-15T11:12:34-08:00 <nickmullen> @ItsTonyNow I'm busy working my shitty day job where everyone thinks I'm an autistic mute"
2201798605815670112256 b"2016-11-15T11:17:18-08:00 <nickmullen> @BUSSCRO @ItsTonyNow I'm loud as shit and I fuck a lot when I'm not on the clock"
2202798611006754652160 b'2016-11-15T11:37:56-08:00 <nickmullen> @BUSSCRO @ItsTonyNow I call it deconstructed masculinity and I do it on the bus'
2203798613756813012992 b'2016-11-15T11:48:51-08:00 <nickmullen> Men Everywhere Are Wearing Safety Pins To Say First Of All Are You Okay Second What The Fuck'
2204798614015811420161 b"2016-11-15T11:49:53-08:00 <nickmullen> I feel like @leducviolet's leftist scold routine finally has a place on my TL now and that's one good thing to come of this"
2205798614144996016128 b"2016-11-15T11:50:24-08:00 <nickmullen> @AmberALeeFrost wow what's wrong with fascism, perfectionist much?"
2206798615403366752256 b'2016-11-15T11:55:24-08:00 <nickmullen> @AmberALeeFrost Phriend-nology: How Skull Shape Determines Who You Shop With'
2207798615587043897345 b"2016-11-15T11:56:08-08:00 <nickmullen> @leducviolet well it's got harmony now"
2208798617376182763520 b"2016-11-15T12:03:14-08:00 <nickmullen> @weedguy420boner @leducviolet I think he's mostly mad hillary wore his favorite color to her big loser party"
2209798618630288093184 b'2016-11-15T12:08:13-08:00 <nickmullen> (Me holding my ass up to a sleeping Jill Filipovic\'s ear. I remotely activate the tape recorder shoved in there)\\n"Now it\'s my turn"'
2210798620958638698497 b'2016-11-15T12:17:28-08:00 <nickmullen> Petition to let me star in RODHAM on Broadway'
2211798622218116677632 b"2016-11-15T12:22:29-08:00 <nickmullen> Real talk I haven't changed clothes since the election and I smell. I'm not depressed I just have an excuse. This is why I can't be trusted"
2212798629897102987265 b'2016-11-15T12:52:59-08:00 <nickmullen> Day 2 https://t.co/dQHMyzW8wD'
2213798636994859388928 b'2016-11-15T13:21:12-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @ClickHole: A New Era: Donald Trump Just Whispered \xe2\x80\x98Hope You Like To Make Ham, Motherfucker\xe2\x80\x99 To A White House Chef https://t.co/cqIqRmjPe8 https://t.co/nFq6R2YtvP'
2214798637156990324736 b'2016-11-15T13:21:50-08:00 <nickmullen> Not surprisingly only the onion and ClickHole are managing to make this funny.'
2215798638748384698368 b'2016-11-15T13:28:10-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @desusnice: Saucony trying to start the revolution http://t.co/iWLm8PkWMc'
2216798659912456880128 b'2016-11-15T14:52:16-08:00 <nickmullen> ido a HUGE post that -completely ~owns the femimists but i look down and my fly is down again and everyone sees my penes'
2217798668938171285504 b'2016-11-15T15:28:08-08:00 <nickmullen> (Bill slowly opens bedroom door, bringing Hillary a pizza infant to rape and murder after her loss) \\n\\n&lt;vocal fry Arkansas drawl&gt; suhprahhize'
2218798669156501585920 b'2016-11-15T15:29:00-08:00 <nickmullen> @davidcrosss @foreverinluv201 @benschwartzy david big fan here. Does Cranston make meth irl'
2219798669862243536900 b'2016-11-15T15:31:48-08:00 <nickmullen> @gaysexHaver420 the new (true) conspiracy theory is that pizza is Clintonite code for child rape party'
2220798726557443485696 b"2016-11-15T19:17:05-08:00 <nickmullen> (That's right voice) that's right https://t.co/ItxbWpZvYO"
2221798727603771375616 b"2016-11-15T19:21:15-08:00 <nickmullen> @Lowenaffchen I can't say faggot anymore because I traded in my feminism tweet for 10000 vampire teeth :("
2222798728101228412928 b'2016-11-15T19:23:13-08:00 <nickmullen> @MarkDice @deep_beige @jack thats right'
2223798730274028814337 b"2016-11-15T19:31:51-08:00 <nickmullen> @BUSSCRO @Lowenaffchen but that's... that's capitalism..."
2224798905153755684868 b'2016-11-16T07:06:46-08:00 <nickmullen> @AmberALeeFrost @ckilpatrick one ticket to the pussy inspection party please'
2225798907248806227968 b"2016-11-16T07:15:05-08:00 <nickmullen> @DonsLawnSalon I'm not blocked and it's because I'm handsome"
2226798908678178910209 b"2016-11-16T07:20:46-08:00 <nickmullen> @DonsLawnSalon no actually I've been snacking"
2227798932328013824000 b'2016-11-16T08:54:45-08:00 <nickmullen> (my dick and penis become hard) I love you....'
2228798950188937154560 b'2016-11-16T10:05:43-08:00 <nickmullen> Fun fact\\n"I\'m Still With Her"\\nRearranges to:\\n"Woman Hitler Rules"'
2229798968958913314817 b"2016-11-16T11:20:18-08:00 <nickmullen> At a fancy dinner party and everyone is nervous about fascism. I'm smiling. Little do they know I've been expanding my penis with jelqing"
2230799028161577107456 b'2016-11-16T15:15:33-08:00 <nickmullen> A new apple app called DickTime to compete with snapchat'
2231799062139315036160 b'2016-11-16T17:30:34-08:00 <nickmullen> "This is gonna be so good for comedy" https://t.co/eIun15sOcE'
2232799062347159584770 b'2016-11-16T17:31:24-08:00 <nickmullen> The only way this is gonna be good for comedy is if they put MDE in charge of GreatAmerica TV (the only network next year)'
2233799091150963560448 b'2016-11-16T19:25:51-08:00 <nickmullen> @curaffairs @virgiltexas cancelling my subscription'
2234799092120942473217 b"2016-11-16T19:29:42-08:00 <nickmullen> A couple of people have asked. This is the movie I was talking about on the podcast (every podcast I've ever done) https://t.co/WDIN3BqE1J"
2235799092419555971072 b'2016-11-16T19:30:53-08:00 <nickmullen> @curaffairs @virgiltexas ah the ole Patreon Mexican standoff'
2236799092671201611776 b'2016-11-16T19:31:53-08:00 <nickmullen> @tojosp yes'
2237799093040682008576 b"2016-11-16T19:33:21-08:00 <nickmullen> @edzitron that's what she said (about you)"
2238799094176155664384 b'2016-11-16T19:37:52-08:00 <nickmullen> Horror movie trope where they check the visor for car keys but a bunch of Turds fall out and they cant escape the car and drown in the Turds'
2239799094986004430849 b"2016-11-16T19:41:05-08:00 <nickmullen> @lukeoneil47 ah you found my Luke O'Neil parody account"
2240799095855043215360 b"2016-11-16T19:44:32-08:00 <nickmullen> Shout out to this rape themed truck I saw earlier (it's me btw, I'm the truck) https://t.co/vIEnnBV9ch"
2241799096440312266752 b"2016-11-16T19:46:52-08:00 <nickmullen> @Cryptoterra @lukeoneil47 I am now and it's good"
2242799220475662462976 b"2016-11-17T03:59:44-08:00 <nickmullen> Because they're racist. Next please.\\n\\nAnd before you ask no I didn't read the article I'm rereading Harry Potter and don't have time https://t.co/DAXVZvjxVf"
2243799222457458716672 b"2016-11-17T04:07:37-08:00 <nickmullen> @rigamarock it's like in the Care Bears movie when the cousins say we can all help"
2244799242326996557824 b"2016-11-17T05:26:34-08:00 <nickmullen> @RegressiveElf @sausagerollbaps I'm Huffledore"
2245799264323013111812 b"2016-11-17T06:53:58-08:00 <nickmullen> @couchdefiler I know but I'm not saying"
2246799301882845929472 b"2016-11-17T09:23:13-08:00 <nickmullen> @AmberALeeFrost from now on I'm briish"
2247799301945748029441 b"2016-11-17T09:23:28-08:00 <nickmullen> @ericmontreal @AmberALeeFrost suck a dick Eric it's about piers now"
2248799304850936840200 b'2016-11-17T09:35:01-08:00 <nickmullen> just walked past the fancy/expensive toilet paper. sent chills down my ass'
2249799307658188554241 b'2016-11-17T09:46:10-08:00 <nickmullen> I promise if I can dunk I will only use my power for good'
2250799336126402142208 b'2016-11-17T11:39:18-08:00 <nickmullen> @libbycwatson @AmberALeeFrost cheerio crumpet governor biscuit honk wondo'
2251799340269837647873 b'2016-11-17T11:55:46-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @BenjaminNorton: .@HRW points out the Obama admin. has already carried out the destructive anti-immigrant policies Trump promises https://t.co/JPeoAvBzi8 https://t.co/u8TUhGqqTQ'
2252799340301148102656 b'2016-11-17T11:55:53-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @BenjaminNorton: Democrats said little while Obama expanded the surveillance state, deported millions, killed with drones. Now Trump will inherit all that.'
2253799340347692195840 b'2016-11-17T11:56:04-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @BenjaminNorton: 2/3rds of 2 million people deported by Obama admin. by 2014 committed minor infractions or had no criminal record https://t.co/slV5Tsfey6'
2254799366145706954752 b'2016-11-17T13:38:35-08:00 <nickmullen> @crushingbort is that what that shit is called'
2255799367628267646976 b'2016-11-17T13:44:28-08:00 <nickmullen> (as the turd folds and the toilet struggles to flush)\\nyea take that shit bitch'
2256799367927489146880 b"2016-11-17T13:45:40-08:00 <nickmullen> @twerkrobot thanks they're going back to figuring out the plot of Garfield tale of two kitties now"
2257799368491685978113 b"2016-11-17T13:47:54-08:00 <nickmullen> @crushingbort I'm gonna try to suck water through one at the fountain and drown in the middle of planet fitness"
2258799369107380596736 b'2016-11-17T13:50:21-08:00 <nickmullen> Because your dick (your dick) is on my lips'
2259799396429798211586 b'2016-11-17T15:38:55-08:00 <nickmullen> I hope Dr Phil and whoever produced this die a very slow and excruciating death https://t.co/6c3IBljswF'
2260799397017042632704 b'2016-11-17T15:41:15-08:00 <nickmullen> @sexyfacts4u stay away from my mamacitas bitch'
2261799397571496148992 b"2016-11-17T15:43:27-08:00 <nickmullen> @powerful_ceo that's right"
2262799398323899641856 b"2016-11-17T15:46:27-08:00 <nickmullen> Folks I've been boycotting Pepsi since I found out about Coca Cola\\n\\nThat's right bitch. Give me bill Maher's show"
2263799400073192939520 b"2016-11-17T15:53:24-08:00 <nickmullen> The alt right is boycotting Oreos?\\n\\nWell I guess it's finally time for me to stop making my own oreos at home"
2264799400851613827072 b'2016-11-17T15:56:29-08:00 <nickmullen> This is like in the Care Bears movie when they call the cousins and they say "we can all help"'
2265799400970534916102 b'2016-11-17T15:56:58-08:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen I swear to god this has to be the funniest tweet of the year'
2266799401093532786688 b"2016-11-17T15:57:27-08:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen like it's a movie for babies. For actual babies. Infants. Who can't speak"
2267799401860293529600 b'2016-11-17T16:00:30-08:00 <nickmullen> @bitchmale I think she deleted it'
2268799401884020834304 b'2016-11-17T16:00:35-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @bonerhitler: @nickmullen This is like in the Care Bears movie when they call the cousins and they say we can all help'
2269799403244321525760 b'2016-11-17T16:06:00-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @ContentFreeZone: @nickmullen @bitchmale https://t.co/GCGOZodWGu'
2270799403302030974976 b'2016-11-17T16:06:14-08:00 <nickmullen> @FromThe31 @bitchmale lmao'
2271799436755900370945 b'2016-11-17T18:19:10-08:00 <nickmullen> (Waking up in the middle of the night, opening twitter)\\nThis is like in the Care Bears movie when they call the cousins and say we can all h'
2272799437162202669056 b'2016-11-17T18:20:46-08:00 <nickmullen> Stranger in this town. Taking the help wanted sign out of the window as I walk into the pussy eating factory'
2273799438446758596608 b"2016-11-17T18:25:53-08:00 <nickmullen> Now that we have some distance from the election it's clear why hillary lost. It's not racism. It's because this is like in the Care Bears m"
2274799438950817529856 b'2016-11-17T18:27:53-08:00 <nickmullen> "911 what\'s your emergency?"\\nOh my god hello?!? I\'m at ... where are we? Oh god.. oh god please send someone. It\'s like in the Care Bears mo'
2275799441654084050944 b'2016-11-17T18:38:37-08:00 <nickmullen> "Take me to the part of west world where you get to suck Thomas jeffersons dick" https://t.co/yqIwULXoVt'
2276799446859085320192 b'2016-11-17T18:59:18-08:00 <nickmullen> lol when u make fun of that shitty brogressives article: https://t.co/5IMdn7qZBt'
2277799456989537595398 b"2016-11-17T19:39:34-08:00 <nickmullen> @Cryptoterra @leyawn actually it's you"
2278799474256451162112 b'2016-11-17T20:48:10-08:00 <nickmullen> ...and if my day keeps going like this I just might SUCK SOME FUCKIN DiCK TONIGHT / Gimme somethin to suck / How bout your fuckin cock'
2279799475586557181953 b"2016-11-17T20:53:28-08:00 <nickmullen> @someofmybest (gathering all of your friends and family) ahem, they're you"
2280799608351076315137 b'2016-11-18T05:41:01-08:00 <nickmullen> @crushingbort @Shareblue and den whan day in duh jungle we found out dat duh ruby theif wuz just yewzin duh rubies tuh call Bernie a jew'
2281799609363258294272 b'2016-11-18T05:45:02-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @DonsLawnSalon: We are thru the looking glass, people. This is like when Harry potter goes thru the looking glass in the book, Harry Potter and the'
2282799638396595564544 b'2016-11-18T07:40:24-08:00 <nickmullen> Phoenix Arizona all the way to Tacoma Philadelphia Atlanta im gay'
2283799651265693306880 b'2016-11-18T08:31:33-08:00 <nickmullen> @pattymo I got banned from Facebook this week'
2284799655615404670976 b'2016-11-18T08:48:50-08:00 <nickmullen> This Kanye trump thing means pushingturds is alt right now'
2285799682493926387713 b'2016-11-18T10:35:38-08:00 <nickmullen> On the TL vs In the DMs https://t.co/9KpAWOcaSB'
2286799691149149696000 b'2016-11-18T11:10:02-08:00 <nickmullen> @StuntBirdArmy In third grade / I thought I was fascist / because I was gay'
2287799744461320421376 b"2016-11-18T14:41:52-08:00 <nickmullen> @kathbarbadoro I hope you're not counting comedians as artists here"
2288799748671357222912 b"2016-11-18T14:58:36-08:00 <nickmullen> @kathbarbadoro I'm on Fox News now"
2289799749407403114496 b"2016-11-18T15:01:32-08:00 <nickmullen> Mrs Peterson? It's Dr. Lee. Listen, Kaylas platelet test came back and well... its like in the Care Bears movie when they call the cousins a"
2290799750409753677824 b'2016-11-18T15:05:30-08:00 <nickmullen> @johnkidsmell not this week at least lol'
2291799753548720390144 b'2016-11-18T15:17:59-08:00 <nickmullen> Im getting real into V8 these days. Makes me feel like a smart mothrfucker when I drink it. Say something to me bitch. Sipping library juice'
2292799754665206255616 b'2016-11-18T15:22:25-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @bonerhitler: @nickmullen we, the jury, find that this is like in the Care Bears movie when they call the cousins and they say "we can all help"'
2293799770027176161280 b'2016-11-18T16:23:28-08:00 <nickmullen> i love all the takes about whether or not Britain should buy the queen a new crumpet or whatever the fuck is going on in teacup land'
2294799770682426933248 b'2016-11-18T16:26:04-08:00 <nickmullen> i literally thought until 2 years ago that Britain only got new people when the workers fucked the queen. that she laid all the british eggs'
2295799783882073735169 b'2016-11-18T17:18:31-08:00 <nickmullen> @gerbshanarb uh oh'
2296799786850978328576 b'2016-11-18T17:30:19-08:00 <nickmullen> @sam_kriss @grabmybutstick in Britain they think go go dancing is fucking'
2297799791860160008192 b'2016-11-18T17:50:13-08:00 <nickmullen> Starbucks introduces dick shaped hose to suck the coffee out of the machine while the employees say happy kwanza cracker at you'
2298799792190553780224 b"2016-11-18T17:51:32-08:00 <nickmullen> It's gay kwanza at Starbucks this month. Ask your barista about how Mozart was actually black"
2299799799847851278337 b"2016-11-18T18:21:57-08:00 <nickmullen> @leducviolet @libbycwatson @sam_kriss Greg it's because you smell like shit and the entire hive hates you"
2300799836679653695488 b'2016-11-18T20:48:19-08:00 <nickmullen> Just saw arrival. Wow. Powerful movie. Woman loses child to daughter cancer, teaches retarded octopus how to read. Touching'
2301799841131504799744 b'2016-11-18T21:06:00-08:00 <nickmullen> Wow rogue one looks great. The empire has a Death Star. Wonder how that ends. Bold new stuff'
2302799841480236027904 b'2016-11-18T21:07:23-08:00 <nickmullen> I dunno why I even bother going to the movies I should just kill myself'
2303799844030330847232 b"2016-11-18T21:17:31-08:00 <nickmullen> @moshekasher @kathbarbadoro because she can't for some reason and they're not gonna explain why"
2304799844135431716864 b'2016-11-18T21:17:56-08:00 <nickmullen> @moshekasher @kathbarbadoro agree here she divined the meaty 9.5'
2305799844342273810432 b"2016-11-18T21:18:46-08:00 <nickmullen> @moshekasher @kathbarbadoro what kind of help exactly? (Octopus turns to camera) that's for YOU to decide"
2306799844945288892416 b'2016-11-18T21:21:10-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @JordyPloy: *Hamilton audience boos Pence*\\n*Pence grabs mic*\\n"Ok, now just the black ppl"\\n*Cast boos only*'
2307799848102672863232 b'2016-11-18T21:33:42-08:00 <nickmullen> "Hamilton" is actually podesta code for child rape. Lin-Manuel means bring condoms and Sprite remix'
2308799850091746119680 b'2016-11-18T21:41:37-08:00 <nickmullen> @libbycwatson @leyawn @someofmybest good satire nuts up'
2309799998683169390593 b"2016-11-19T07:32:03-08:00 <nickmullen> @misandryman @curaffairs isn't that quote from his appearance on Conan or does he just say that a lot"
2310800006357919223808 b"2016-11-19T08:02:33-08:00 <nickmullen> I'm allowed to say racist shit because my imaginary wife I jack off to is from India"
2311800064719088402432 b'2016-11-19T11:54:28-08:00 <nickmullen> @mirahwood @Hermit_Thrush @mikefossey @machiavellino @JoelReinstein you have to apologize to me also'
2312800100170822205440 b"2016-11-19T14:15:20-08:00 <nickmullen> I'm not commenting on the pence thing because I also got booed at Hamilton when I spilled my nachos on some big fat monocle lady's cleavage"
2313800126310437617665 b'2016-11-19T15:59:12-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @tweetsoutloud: I give up, we\xe2\x80\x99ve reach peak engineering:\\n\\nhttps://t.co/t4PRYPg04E https://t.co/EiivSjXcPO'
2314800131153957187584 b'2016-11-19T16:18:27-08:00 <nickmullen> Whats up YouTube. The music today is Lebanese Blonde by Thievery Corporation and id like to dedicate this jelqing session to Hillary Clinton'
2315800136377002315776 b"2016-11-19T16:39:12-08:00 <nickmullen> @PeasParsley as far as I'm concerned it's gonna be 2002 forever"
2316800202089871929344 b'2016-11-19T21:00:19-08:00 <nickmullen> Is pizza gate real'
2317800224330391187456 b"2016-11-19T22:28:42-08:00 <nickmullen> @zlingman it's really fucking bad"
2318800224570443644928 b'2016-11-19T22:29:39-08:00 <nickmullen> @zlingman I literally started falling asleep in the theater and woke up because I was mad'
2319800341357449637888 b'2016-11-20T06:13:43-08:00 <nickmullen> Yeah the Trump Hotels do a lot of shady quid pro quo stuff with the administration but they also do a lot of good work fighting AIDS'
2320800363786544693249 b'2016-11-20T07:42:51-08:00 <nickmullen> Damn girl is your name Jamie cause I would love it if you could... \\n\xf0\x9f\x98\x8e\\n\xf0\x9f\x99\x82\\n\xf0\x9f\x95\xb6\\n... J me off'
2321800370381982810112 b'2016-11-20T08:09:03-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @cushbomb: Update your spreadsheets accordingly. https://t.co/6lVmdx1Sp1'
2322800373346886176768 b'2016-11-20T08:20:50-08:00 <nickmullen> Wow, investigation connection between Podesta and this "buffalo child wings" place. Apparently hot sauce means cum... and he loves it'
2323800377481350025216 b'2016-11-20T08:37:16-08:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen possible link: hot sauce pizza gate; hillarys "purse hot sauce"?? Hillary keeps a dead child in her purse to use as fleshlight'
2324800410861982666752 b"2016-11-20T10:49:55-08:00 <nickmullen> It's a rare condition, in this day I'm gay, to read any good news on the newspaper page"
2325800413761374781440 b'2016-11-20T11:01:26-08:00 <nickmullen> @TepidButter lol how many pictures of me do you have saved on your computer'
2326800422095113031682 b'2016-11-20T11:34:33-08:00 <nickmullen> @ThisKindaBrad @TepidButter we say gay Sanin a bunch on cum town premium if you wanna subscribe'
2327800423274069037056 b"2016-11-20T11:39:14-08:00 <nickmullen> @ThisKindaBrad @TepidButter what's that"
2328800426926695391236 b'2016-11-20T11:53:45-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @jonny_is_good: This lady is me or whatever https://t.co/LGKsxiWNiB'
2329800427209882075136 b'2016-11-20T11:54:52-08:00 <nickmullen> @leducviolet actually its because of your tweets'
2330800428232965296128 b'2016-11-20T11:58:56-08:00 <nickmullen> @ThisKindaBrad @TepidButter what are pay to play hacks'
2331800430838861197312 b"2016-11-20T12:09:17-08:00 <nickmullen> @ThisKindaBrad @TepidButter i still don't know what you're trying to say here"
2332800430959061565440 b'2016-11-20T12:09:46-08:00 <nickmullen> @leducviolet its illegal to say lies about me now. prepare for jail'
2333800431958807416832 b'2016-11-20T12:13:44-08:00 <nickmullen> @leducviolet most of that is untrue, expect an additional 10 years in the quarry'
2334800435869521825792 b'2016-11-20T12:29:17-08:00 <nickmullen> @ThisKindaBrad @TepidButter ?'
2335800444017213407236 b"2016-11-20T13:01:39-08:00 <nickmullen> I've important woodworking to do before the snow falls and I put my tools to rest for the season"
2336800475719117717504 b"2016-11-20T15:07:38-08:00 <nickmullen> @jimtews if ye tole me afore the brisk I'd a regard he"
2337800480053972914177 b'2016-11-20T15:24:51-08:00 <nickmullen> Ah they update my Wikipedia page https://t.co/tiLB66Nrv3'
2338800480664759975938 b'2016-11-20T15:27:17-08:00 <nickmullen> @Mobute I was telling someone the story about his death and aftermath and had to double check the details'
2339800480876970803200 b'2016-11-20T15:28:07-08:00 <nickmullen> @PREMIUMPONCHO @Mobute it was you'
2340800515109403721728 b'2016-11-20T17:44:09-08:00 <nickmullen> im the guy hitting like on this and not retweeting https://t.co/Xel8qXjawv'
2341800517550278787076 b'2016-11-20T17:53:51-08:00 <nickmullen> @Cryptoterra me bitch i love printing'
2342800517736547880960 b'2016-11-20T17:54:35-08:00 <nickmullen> @AdsByFlaherty @Cryptoterra whats there to report. theres nothing illegal about the letter'
2343800518137049391105 b'2016-11-20T17:56:11-08:00 <nickmullen> if the government starts genociding people and any of my muslim friends need secret annexes built; reminder that im a skilled carpenter'
2344800518439152615428 b'2016-11-20T17:57:23-08:00 <nickmullen> directors cut end to Anne Franks Diary where the house collapses on her because she let me build it out of .25" MDF'
2345800518905747898369 b'2016-11-20T17:59:14-08:00 <nickmullen> @FreddyLovesKarl @Pete_Begins i guarantee you im a better carpenter than jesus'
2346800519601855533057 b'2016-11-20T18:02:00-08:00 <nickmullen> Very special new episode of Cum Town here https://t.co/rKFbQASwMI'
2347800520466133843968 b'2016-11-20T18:05:26-08:00 <nickmullen> Note to racists:\\nMuslims: did 9/11, no turban, or possibly turban with feather\\nSikhs: love dancing, no 9/11, turban, turn into zelda'
2348800524900607856640 b'2016-11-20T18:23:03-08:00 <nickmullen> @rachelmillman @googleymoogley @chuchugoogoo what the fuck is going on in this thread lol'
2349800526969586720768 b"2016-11-20T18:31:17-08:00 <nickmullen> @AmberALeeFrost good black men curb their predatory sexual impulses and don't scare me as a white"
2350800531489070977029 b'2016-11-20T18:49:14-08:00 <nickmullen> @virgiltexas @Patreon yeah when I get home'
2351800531780369530881 b"2016-11-20T18:50:24-08:00 <nickmullen> @babyfinland2 @AmberALeeFrost it's time to remove Hamilton and put cum town on Broadway"
2352800691564632739840 b"2016-11-21T05:25:19-08:00 <nickmullen> @Hayyums WWII must have been great for autism. Sirens, trains. All that's missing is elevators"
2353800711992994476032 b"2016-11-21T06:46:30-08:00 <nickmullen> getting into doing twitter predictions for future metrics: \\nthey're gonna get the entire transition team on RICO before the inauguration"
2354800712105980792832 b'2016-11-21T06:46:57-08:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen if this is true everyone has to RT me a million times and i get a check mark'
2355800712331592273920 b'2016-11-21T06:47:51-08:00 <nickmullen> privately zooming this in the DMs https://t.co/JxOspr4fZj'
2356800717362689441792 b'2016-11-21T07:07:50-08:00 <nickmullen> @RedKahina @ckilpatrick @sunrayRay very carefully'
2357800719229095772160 b'2016-11-21T07:15:15-08:00 <nickmullen> @PeasParsley @FucktardIdiot you'
2358800720748079882240 b"2016-11-21T07:21:17-08:00 <nickmullen> @PREMIUMPONCHO We Put Harriet Tubman On The MOAB. Here's Why White Men Can't Stop Crying About It"
2359800727623563362305 b"2016-11-21T07:48:36-08:00 <nickmullen> @RedKahina i noticed you're struggling to fund your podcast; if you want i could give you advice on tech that would cut your costs by 75%"
2360800728365317627904 b'2016-11-21T07:51:33-08:00 <nickmullen> @RedKahina this is how i get people on the show'
2361800729454960119808 b"2016-11-21T07:55:53-08:00 <nickmullen> @RedKahina no you're supposed to come on the show"
2362800740026669596672 b'2016-11-21T08:37:54-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @deep_beige: Police assaulted #NoDAPL protesters with water cannons in freezing weather last night https://t.co/wKtBINOKnO via @fusion'
2363800755652830396420 b'2016-11-21T09:39:59-08:00 <nickmullen> @AmberALeeFrost Felix and I have been putting this in your bowl for the last month'
2364800804822777786368 b'2016-11-21T12:55:22-08:00 <nickmullen> TPP stands for Trans Pee Pee, an act that would allow trans people to fly to china for free so they can piss in Chinese Coca Cola as revenge'
2365800805144761749504 b'2016-11-21T12:56:39-08:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen the objection is that solving the trans bathroom issue takes away toilet manufacturing jobs from the Midwest'
2366800821243960315904 b'2016-11-21T14:00:37-08:00 <nickmullen> @Lowenaffchen i cant'
2367800856722973802498 b'2016-11-21T16:21:36-08:00 <nickmullen> @andylassner i did actually'
2368800877918356271105 b'2016-11-21T17:45:49-08:00 <nickmullen> @AnthonyCumia @eightfiftysix @RichVos Anthony did you talk shit about me also. How do I subscribe to the shit talk feed'
2369800881563760230400 b'2016-11-21T18:00:19-08:00 <nickmullen> @BAKKOOONN going through your moms stuff again huh'
2370800882045803036672 b"2016-11-21T18:02:14-08:00 <nickmullen> @BAKKOOONN ah that's the Mrs. Ass all us neighborhood guys remember. She loved that ladder"
2371800883600006594561 b"2016-11-21T18:08:24-08:00 <nickmullen> @BAKKOOONN he's me"
2372800895891280396288 b'2016-11-21T18:57:15-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @nycguidovoice: (listening to nephew explain leftists vs liberals at thanksgiving dinner)\\nSo yous gay or what or somethin'
2373800901652970668032 b'2016-11-21T19:20:08-08:00 <nickmullen> https://t.co/ppVYO3d7Qe https://t.co/YXnKqOUxLo'
2374800902869570334720 b'2016-11-21T19:24:58-08:00 <nickmullen> @Lowenaffchen number of rapes committed by The Rape Institute For Raping Women: 0. Black guys? At least 9'
2375800908265148284928 b'2016-11-21T19:46:25-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @mattmacneil: [on first date]\\nme: the average human oenis sits at 4.3 inches squared, and it got two balls roughly the size of a silver dollar\\nher: cool'
2376801049147507933184 b'2016-11-22T05:06:14-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @thehill: Potential Trump cabinet pick accidentally reveals Homeland Security plans in photo https://t.co/S7OUfGDm1N https://t.co/iAipXl2vUP'
2377801049321408004096 b'2016-11-22T05:06:55-08:00 <nickmullen> @BronzeHammer (home depot voice) well what are you looking for here what specific type of meal'
2378801050830493208576 b"2016-11-22T05:12:55-08:00 <nickmullen> With Ann Coulter openly defending Nazis I don't feel comfortable doing irony anymore. I'm leaving. Please remember me as a beautiful man"
2379810959312973602816 b'2016-12-19T13:25:41-08:00 <nickmullen> After a 30 day FB ban for posting "kill all white women" ive now been PERMANENTLY BANNED for posting this vid of Christopher Lamberts balls https://t.co/qAkr8TrBhr'
2380810959383597346816 b'2016-12-19T13:25:58-08:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen so I guess Im back on twitter now. You can thank Zuck'
2381810959703522086914 b'2016-12-19T13:27:14-08:00 <nickmullen> @mattmacneil no i didnt'
2382810985864104853504 b'2016-12-19T15:11:12-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @pixelatedboat: https://t.co/hZtUynrD06'
2383811001478689083392 b'2016-12-19T16:13:14-08:00 <nickmullen> @ChrisCubas yes'
2384811250157127925761 b"2016-12-20T08:41:24-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @Pliny_theElder: bernie couldn't have won because he's a fucking commie jew bastard and i hate him for it... is uhhhhh what republicans would have said"
2385811300885200596992 b'2016-12-20T12:02:58-08:00 <nickmullen> @kurtmetzger they call it the quickening because he cums under 15 seconds'
2386811323723634642944 b"2016-12-20T13:33:44-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @pattymo: People should be treating Glenn Beck like a guy who clogged the toilet at a house party. Instead they're saying he's good now. What a world"
2387811323763778273280 b'2016-12-20T13:33:53-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @BillHumphreyMA: Glenn Beck did a lot of heavy lifting to mainstream fascist rhetoric and any Democrat who works with him should retire from public life.'
2388811324135137742848 b'2016-12-20T13:35:22-08:00 <nickmullen> Sam Bee teams up with George Zimmerman and Dylan Roof to speak out against Darren Wilson'
2389811328019620999168 b'2016-12-20T13:50:48-08:00 <nickmullen> Clintons, Obama Join Sam Bee In Embracing Trump After His "Sike" Comment Following Complete Genocide of Non-Whites'
2390811358618159353856 b'2016-12-20T15:52:23-08:00 <nickmullen> @bashfulcoward are you criticizing Martin'
2391811379468082302977 b'2016-12-20T17:15:14-08:00 <nickmullen> @bashfulcoward Lawrence'
2392811434916483387392 b"2016-12-20T20:55:34-08:00 <nickmullen> I don't know what Talking Smack is but I hope it's a show where Chris hardwick enthusiastically narrates his death from heroin addiction"
2393811436296031924225 b'2016-12-20T21:01:03-08:00 <nickmullen> @imjustriffin I think tagging destroys the flow of a joke'
2394811437603727835136 b'2016-12-20T21:06:15-08:00 <nickmullen> @imjustriffin thank u for respecting my craft'
2395811438643244048385 b'2016-12-20T21:10:23-08:00 <nickmullen> God damn I wanna kill myself but I must persist... to podcast. This is the essence of life'
2396811440781345116160 b"2016-12-20T21:18:52-08:00 <nickmullen> @dongoehubaire but what about the next podcast. They don't end"
2397811441453360680961 b"2016-12-20T21:21:32-08:00 <nickmullen> @dongoehubaire that's my goal"
2398811441486395035648 b'2016-12-20T21:21:40-08:00 <nickmullen> @leducviolet I promise'
2399811442149074075648 b"2016-12-20T21:24:18-08:00 <nickmullen> Do people still mention Garfield ironically on this website? I'm almost 30 now btw"
2400811444077229211648 b'2016-12-20T21:31:58-08:00 <nickmullen> @BUSSCRO I hear you carry that pog around in real life and I tried to derisively laugh at that fact but found myself respecting it'
2401811594619200958468 b'2016-12-21T07:30:10-08:00 <nickmullen> sorry havent paid attention to the news for about two days, so lena dunham nudely barreled through a crowd in Berlin and killed 12 people?'
2402811660519522373634 b"2016-12-21T11:52:02-08:00 <nickmullen> I don't know what it's going to take for this family to realize I'm not their son https://t.co/SXDbnWJfKQ"
2403811661388288552960 b'2016-12-21T11:55:29-08:00 <nickmullen> @imfastasflipboi I\'ve offered to fuck the mom like three times over the last two years and they just go "jeeze"'
2404811668415765221380 b'2016-12-21T12:23:25-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @DatFreeStuffTho: @nickmullen what the fuck is their actual son like if they just shrug that off?'
2405811686713168896001 b'2016-12-21T13:36:07-08:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen this really has been going on for awhile https://t.co/f4Xi4ZgcGH'
2406811692846206124032 b"2016-12-21T14:00:29-08:00 <nickmullen> @rigamarock @madeleinesweet it's Steve winwood and you wouldn't appreciate him anyways so don't google"
2407811695873231060992 b'2016-12-21T14:12:31-08:00 <nickmullen> @someofmybest only you can see my tweets'
2408811748946229989377 b'2016-12-21T17:43:25-08:00 <nickmullen> @DC_450 if by did you do this do you mean "is this real" then the answer is yes 100%'
2409811774376882348032 b'2016-12-21T19:24:28-08:00 <nickmullen> Actually his name is short for Omar Episodes'
2410811775189163929601 b"2016-12-21T19:27:41-08:00 <nickmullen> @bonniemcfarlane it's not their fault"
2411811962079972364288 b'2016-12-22T07:50:20-08:00 <nickmullen> imagine having to sing kathy lee giffords shitty today show songs and having to convince yourself its good for your career'
2412811962266941816832 b'2016-12-22T07:51:04-08:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen like you hear stories about ppl being sexually abused in the entertainment industry. exploited. the kathy songs seem worse imo'
2413811962638817263621 b'2016-12-22T07:52:33-08:00 <nickmullen> @GarlicCorgi @ItsTonyNow this is called strobing off'
2414812125127861276676 b'2016-12-22T18:38:13-08:00 <nickmullen> @pattymo yeah but u get to SEE DARTH VADER !!! Can U IMAGINE HOW MUCH THAT OWNS??? TO SEE HIM.. AGAIN'
2415812295054807207936 b"2016-12-23T05:53:27-08:00 <nickmullen> @virgiltexas @dril nothing. Nothing is next. It's the best tv that's why I bought it"
2416812340102034767873 b'2016-12-23T08:52:27-08:00 <nickmullen> Can someone do me a favor and write 500 articles about how the Rockettes losing their jobs over the inauguration is the same as rape'
2417812340275720888324 b'2016-12-23T08:53:08-08:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen make sure to figure out a way to also say that unions are bad, thanks'
2418812340337553326080 b'2016-12-23T08:53:23-08:00 <nickmullen> @mookiealexander yes'
2419812457059165884417 b'2016-12-23T16:37:12-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @DJTGIF: This nigga Justin Bieber look like a Panini https://t.co/0QL7o9xLqg'
2420812476504684818432 b'2016-12-23T17:54:28-08:00 <nickmullen> I think Israel should nuke Obama'
2421812479230944673793 b'2016-12-23T18:05:18-08:00 <nickmullen> Reminder that Worf had a son that in real life was a white boy they put in blackface https://t.co/rGOuVmkOLd'
2422812481122189840385 b"2016-12-23T18:12:49-08:00 <nickmullen> @FucktardIdiot right. It's worfs son. Worf is black"
2423812488011963318272 b'2016-12-23T18:40:12-08:00 <nickmullen> BOOK DAN NAINAN FOR THE INAUGURATION'
2424812686367901753344 b'2016-12-24T07:48:23-08:00 <nickmullen> Lol how is this real. This is so much worse than the email thing https://t.co/6lpVL065ZM'
2425812687486229118977 b"2016-12-24T07:52:50-08:00 <nickmullen> @xPINKIE_P1Ex they're good now"
2426812809133216923648 b'2016-12-24T15:56:13-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @gayh0rney: Mer chrima https://t.co/341OvHI15r'
2427812822966077624321 b'2016-12-24T16:51:11-08:00 <nickmullen> A show called Brooklyn Dan where dan nainan moves to Williamsburg and pretends to be a 23 year old DJ/comedian https://t.co/5xHWjruL2u'
2428812823193253769216 b"2016-12-24T16:52:05-08:00 <nickmullen> Brandon Wardell is dan nainan's internal self-image"
2429812825875418849280 b"2016-12-24T17:02:44-08:00 <nickmullen> @ItsTonyNow wow they're letting ADULTS make children's clothes??? Shouldn't there be a bunch of children doing that???"
2430812827287968157698 b"2016-12-24T17:08:21-08:00 <nickmullen> Tomorrow some dumbass is getting Improv 101 at UCB from his shitty supportive family and he's gonna be happy about it"
2431812827367202820096 b"2016-12-24T17:08:40-08:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen and before you say it's me, it's not me. It's you"
2432812827537164435457 b'2016-12-24T17:09:21-08:00 <nickmullen> @Moose_Bigelow all improv is bad'
2433812828078728744961 b'2016-12-24T17:11:30-08:00 <nickmullen> @JortsAuthority I bought myself season tickets six months ago. In the train preseason'
2434812829097827172353 b"2016-12-24T17:15:33-08:00 <nickmullen> @LeBaronTurbo I buy all this shit for myself there's no list"
2435813050618642362368 b'2016-12-25T07:55:47-08:00 <nickmullen> Stealing War On Christmas Valor Live At The Anthony Cumia Park Slope Mansion w/ @ByYourLogic https://t.co/3r2cdYqZz9'
2436813074539093573633 b"2016-12-25T09:30:50-08:00 <nickmullen> Everyone's waiting on my judgement wrt Jeeves. It's Christmas, I'm with my family. I'lll announce a verdict later. Please be patient"
2437813076425091796994 b"2016-12-25T09:38:20-08:00 <nickmullen> @NinaDontPlayMtG there's been a rape outing of a member of the softboy/brocialist set"
2438813091558836805632 b'2016-12-25T10:38:28-08:00 <nickmullen> @CarlBeijer @AbiWilks what is this bullshit place'
2439813121309727215617 b"2016-12-25T12:36:41-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @RuckCohlchez: This Christmas, let's all remember a Jew who came to deliver us from evil but was stifled by political elites when he took on money-lenders. https://t.co/45jNRamzXc"
2440813121558902358018 b'2016-12-25T12:37:41-08:00 <nickmullen> @ByYourLogic how could I be a rapist. Look how small my dick is'
2441813122770339041285 b"2016-12-25T12:42:30-08:00 <nickmullen> @ByYourLogic folks I'm the kind of guy that GETS raped.. by rats who live in the trash. Ya got the wrong guy"
2442813123390907228160 b"2016-12-25T12:44:58-08:00 <nickmullen> @ByYourLogic rapist? Allow me to enumerate my alibi\\n1) uh I'm gay\\n2) I'm a bitch\\n3)bad with money\\n4) Africa \\n5) haircut"
2443813124361272131584 b'2016-12-25T12:48:49-08:00 <nickmullen> @ByYourLogic me a rapist? Heh, watch this. \\n(Uses house fan to play extremely loose asshole like a jug band)'
2444813124873027461120 b"2016-12-25T12:50:51-08:00 <nickmullen> That's right https://t.co/b4zH9VKJeU"
2445813126562484801536 b'2016-12-25T12:57:34-08:00 <nickmullen> @PREMIUMPONCHO @virgiltexas @ByYourLogic @Papapishu @sid_flesh @Nell_Johnson requesting that my character resembles/is the joker'
2446813126585305956354 b"2016-12-25T12:57:39-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @PREMIUMPONCHO: HOLY SHIT @virgiltexas @ByYourLogic @Papapishu @sid_flesh you're all on there. i'm so goddamn happy. thank you @Nell_Johnson https://t.co/BmvgmKgpo5"
2447813126700632539136 b"2016-12-25T12:58:07-08:00 <nickmullen> @couchdefiler everything looks like a kids show when you're 83 years old"
2448813127064425472000 b'2016-12-25T12:59:33-08:00 <nickmullen> @couchdefiler ty u too &lt;3'
2449813127915995037696 b'2016-12-25T13:02:57-08:00 <nickmullen> @PREMIUMPONCHO @virgiltexas @ByYourLogic @Papapishu @sid_flesh @Nell_Johnson it just makes it even more twisted'
2450813178730378121216 b'2016-12-25T16:24:52-08:00 <nickmullen> George Michael was gay????'
2451813179248416526336 b'2016-12-25T16:26:55-08:00 <nickmullen> When I heard George Michael died I immediately pictured the gasoline scene from zoolander'
2452813190630247727105 b"2016-12-25T17:12:09-08:00 <nickmullen> @TepidButter no it's because Wham was playing during that scene. Don't be homophobic please"
2453813191800647196673 b'2016-12-25T17:16:48-08:00 <nickmullen> @Struggle_Tweetr @TepidButter it is actually: https://t.co/KRqZQeuiwO'
2454814208090904166401 b"2016-12-28T12:35:10-08:00 <nickmullen> The Vitamix is great. It's like having a strong mama bird that throws up all of your food into your mouth"
2455814208628404142080 b'2016-12-28T12:37:18-08:00 <nickmullen> @TomFHannah yes of course'
2456814527059091451904 b'2016-12-29T09:42:38-08:00 <nickmullen> (seeing girls at a cafe do the "which SATC character are you" thing with each other)\\n[approaching the fat one] you\'re roseanne'
2457814543396782178304 b"2016-12-29T10:47:33-08:00 <nickmullen> I'm not mad about the Milo book deal but I don't understand the market for it. A Milo video game however..."
2458814543579217596420 b'2016-12-29T10:48:17-08:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen Perhaps a VR situation so you can see the exculpatory black dick going into his definitely not-racist ass'
2459814544715018276864 b'2016-12-29T10:52:48-08:00 <nickmullen> @leducviolet its so much more fun in the closet'
2460814546567122317313 b'2016-12-29T11:00:09-08:00 <nickmullen> Free user name: Paul Geo Metro'
2461814821315592982528 b"2016-12-30T05:11:54-08:00 <nickmullen> Here's Funny Mom's from this week (Not the Cum Town live show because Adam owns it and I wont let him use the name)\\nhttps://t.co/NgLgA59aSK"
2462814851504456814592 b'2016-12-30T07:11:52-08:00 <nickmullen> @rigamarock (3 inches taller than you now) excuse me but thats a mans shoe'
2463814873315793915905 b'2016-12-30T08:38:32-08:00 <nickmullen> I also want to add that @BRANDONWARDELL made me remove his set from this please shame him for it'
2464814882347309039616 b'2016-12-30T09:14:26-08:00 <nickmullen> @duyarvish @BRANDONWARDELL yes'
2465815020101858656256 b'2016-12-30T18:21:49-08:00 <nickmullen> @willmenaker bob rules'
2466815020281874055170 b'2016-12-30T18:22:32-08:00 <nickmullen> @Jezzerat @Jershflerst @BaltimoreMatt @willmenaker @Lowenaffchen currently harassing as we speak https://t.co/CSBlS4zhAU'
2467815075563383750656 b'2016-12-30T22:02:12-08:00 <nickmullen> lol Aaron Glaser is the only comic UCB has ever paid'
2468815079014125604864 b"2016-12-30T22:15:55-08:00 <nickmullen> @ShaneRyanHere i dont know for sure but that's what people are saying"
2469815223877534093313 b'2016-12-31T07:51:33-08:00 <nickmullen> @evepeyser so I guess leftist men did a lot of things that make them seem bad this year'
2470815224195160408064 b"2016-12-31T07:52:48-08:00 <nickmullen> @willmenaker I'm both of them"
2471815289703574421504 b'2016-12-31T12:13:07-08:00 <nickmullen> If you\'re gonna steal a joke dont fuck it up. It\'s "if dogs did goatse." Not "open his ass" https://t.co/0tyEZv0bWd'
2472815373692486070274 b'2016-12-31T17:46:51-08:00 <nickmullen> @zandywithaz @BeefyGogundo question stands'
2473815376427042402304 b'2016-12-31T17:57:43-08:00 <nickmullen> @zandywithaz @BeefyGogundo deal'
2474815384765461209088 b'2016-12-31T18:30:51-08:00 <nickmullen> I got that DVD pornography on jack off status. On nude from beating off'
2475815386365034659841 b"2016-12-31T18:37:13-08:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen cum so hard my balls hang out my dick hole. I'm that boy"
2476815397465574801408 b'2016-12-31T19:21:19-08:00 <nickmullen> How soon after the ball drop do they put fergie and seacrest back into the cryochambers'
2477815400093960589313 b'2016-12-31T19:31:46-08:00 <nickmullen> @jeffm912 yes'
2478815402186234597381 b'2016-12-31T19:40:05-08:00 <nickmullen> My New Years resolution is to alienate the entire podcast audience by nervously oscillating between too racist and not racist enough'
2479815425813218807808 b"2016-12-31T21:13:58-08:00 <nickmullen> @adprock I'm actually the head writer of Felix\xe2\x84\xa2"
2480815427177974001665 b'2016-12-31T21:19:23-08:00 <nickmullen> @adprock big plans for next season'
2481815453023170334720 b'2016-12-31T23:02:05-08:00 <nickmullen> This whole time I thought the Arthur fist meme implied that Arthur was cumming in his pants'
2482815459699009220608 b'2016-12-31T23:28:37-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @talktoskirt: @nickmullen @WaltWhipman https://t.co/iPZ2hMRlBb'
2483815623989183807488 b'2017-01-01T10:21:27-08:00 <nickmullen> Just picked up some Doritos \xf0\x9f\xa4\x99\xf0\x9f\x8f\xbb'
2484815624184185454593 b'2017-01-01T10:22:13-08:00 <nickmullen> @DrBlueJeanns your moms house hahaha'
2485815639890608132096 b'2017-01-01T11:24:38-08:00 <nickmullen> @zandywithaz @extranapkins are you calling Jen a cowardly loser. Because I agree'
2486815640183488020480 b"2017-01-01T11:25:48-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @cornax: @madler9000 @MikeDrucker Hey, Mike, that's a stolen tweet you RTed. Here's the original: https://t.co/C9JOECHOJc"
2487815640208683188224 b'2017-01-01T11:25:54-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @Parkerlawyer: Just settled a divorce over Parrot custody/visitation. Neither may teach it negative phrases abt the other.\\n\\nI went to law school for this.'
2488815740484840722432 b'2017-01-01T18:04:21-08:00 <nickmullen> A very special New Years episode for everyone online today https://t.co/0LOcL1j48V'
2489815783943458979840 b"2017-01-01T20:57:03-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @SeanMcCarthyCom: A Godfather style montage of Aaron Glaser attending his son's bris while his goons serve legal papers to everyone who called him a rapist."
2490815784030889242625 b'2017-01-01T20:57:24-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @ArielSElias: Everyone who got mad at @amyschumer &amp; @kurtmetzger during that whole Aaron Glaser thing should donate since Glaser is suing @jasminecomedy. https://t.co/2CPHK0rbhO'
2491815789559292248064 b"2017-01-01T21:19:22-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @McDonalds: @aaron_glaser Swing by anytime, Aaron. We'd love to see you!"
2492815789611788238848 b'2017-01-01T21:19:34-08:00 <nickmullen> Lol @McDonalds @aaron_glaser'
2493815820489448890368 b'2017-01-01T23:22:16-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @MarciaBelsky: My friend Jasmine is being sued for defamation for calling Aaron Glaser (a rapist) - a rapist. Please contribute to her legal fund if u can https://t.co/7LICYhdg3g'
2494815982778206523392 b'2017-01-02T10:07:09-08:00 <nickmullen> i skimmed past this and seriously thought for a second that it said "NSA Whistleblower Real US Torture Hours" https://t.co/ESdgF1oeMA'
2495816103397367644161 b'2017-01-02T18:06:27-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @kanwetwitty: Basketball is a turn based strategy game in which teams attempt to damage a hoop with long distance projectile attacks or devastating melee'
2496816122604180373504 b'2017-01-02T19:22:46-08:00 <nickmullen> \xf0\x9f\x8e\xb6 chilis baby dick ribs \xf0\x9f\x8e\xb6'
2497816124465310531585 b'2017-01-02T19:30:10-08:00 <nickmullen> @AmberALeeFrost lmk if you need bail'
2498816126425539510272 b'2017-01-02T19:37:57-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @levonwei: doctor say me i have kidney stone problem ,he expecting it gonna hurt , because although stone very small ,but my penis also so smaller'
2499816142691524218880 b'2017-01-02T20:42:35-08:00 <nickmullen> @jonny_is_good @someofmybest drag her'
2500816143058240729088 b"2017-01-02T20:44:02-08:00 <nickmullen> @ArmyStrang @RBelleme @jonny_is_good it's called a lug wrench or if you're @someofmybest, a wheel brace"
2501816143884224958464 b'2017-01-02T20:47:19-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @willmenaker: Just had a productive Chapo meeting that involved 45 minutes of "work" and several hours of watching Dan Nainan clips on Nick\'s giant TV'
2502816420598914150400 b'2017-01-03T15:06:53-08:00 <nickmullen> Warning: extremely sarastic rant ahead!!!!'
2503816432585425428480 b'2017-01-03T15:54:31-08:00 <nickmullen> Ketchup spaghetti, aka gamer fuel https://t.co/wvUw7hvw99'
2504816433764532449281 b"2017-01-03T15:59:12-08:00 <nickmullen> @bloodhaiI it's called gamer fuel"
2505816433939137052672 b'2017-01-03T15:59:54-08:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen FYI: what the sauce actually is is 1000% more disgusting in reality'
2506816434543234256896 b'2017-01-03T16:02:18-08:00 <nickmullen> @bloodhaiI @DXRacer same. Do it dick racer'
2507816434944494960640 b'2017-01-03T16:03:54-08:00 <nickmullen> @neverputout power'
2508816447940277534721 b"2017-01-03T16:55:32-08:00 <nickmullen> @Night_0f_Fire it's beet and carrot pur\xc3\xa9e"
2509816503987813908480 b'2017-01-03T20:38:15-08:00 <nickmullen> does anyone on here use the name Neil deGayass Tyson yet'
2510816505498581303296 b'2017-01-03T20:44:15-08:00 <nickmullen> @couchdefiler actually. its you'
2511816531995757080576 b'2017-01-03T22:29:32-08:00 <nickmullen> @InternetHippo actually he uses the name KageNoAku'
2512816777481197862912 b"2017-01-04T14:45:01-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @LegionOfSkanks: Join us tonight at 9pm as we kick off 2017 LIVE from @CreekAndCave w/guests @NickMullen @StavComedy &amp; @AnthonyCumia! Don't miss this one! https://t.co/ttHIKF6c5c"
2513816889499703775233 b'2017-01-04T22:10:08-08:00 <nickmullen> People forget that this is what comedy was 15 years ago. Imagine trying to get away with this now https://t.co/QZJRTonxtd'
2514816890072293380096 b'2017-01-04T22:12:24-08:00 <nickmullen> @mikefossey counterpoint: it was good'
2515816890502159147008 b'2017-01-04T22:14:07-08:00 <nickmullen> @mikefossey yeah I think so'
2516816891658918825984 b'2017-01-04T22:18:43-08:00 <nickmullen> @mikefossey my favorite part about mrs swan is they had an Asian cast member and they were like no - do it racister'
2517816913280501420033 b'2017-01-04T23:44:38-08:00 <nickmullen> Nainan is gonna kill someone'
2518817049257630908416 b'2017-01-05T08:44:57-08:00 <nickmullen> @bobby @zandywithaz @pattymo it was me'
2519817050671530835968 b"2017-01-05T08:50:34-08:00 <nickmullen> @zandywithaz @bobby @pattymo what's that? I can't here you. I'm broking \xf0\x9f\x98\x8e"
2520817052468127420417 b'2017-01-05T08:57:43-08:00 <nickmullen> @zandywithaz @bobby @pattymo no!'
2521817191227145809922 b'2017-01-05T18:09:05-08:00 <nickmullen> @gerbshanarb for what'
2522817193015261495298 b'2017-01-05T18:16:12-08:00 <nickmullen> @gerbshanarb bad ass'
2523817198741006454784 b'2017-01-05T18:38:57-08:00 <nickmullen> The next year is just gonna be alternating incidents of racial violence and everyone online taking turns going "see??"'
2524817199089737695232 b'2017-01-05T18:40:20-08:00 <nickmullen> @leducviolet of course'
2525817459569584730113 b'2017-01-06T11:55:23-08:00 <nickmullen> Now that the TSA failed can we get rid of them'
2526817585544397983744 b"2017-01-06T20:15:58-08:00 <nickmullen> The reason the verifieds are being doxed is because it's actually cool to not be verified. Like me. I'll delete this when I'm verified thx"
2527817589536993656832 b'2017-01-06T20:31:50-08:00 <nickmullen> These are the Russian hackers https://t.co/vFpsGGwmpE'
2528817589610322808833 b'2017-01-06T20:32:07-08:00 <nickmullen> @solomongeorgio actually that means you have cancer'
2529817589909913567232 b'2017-01-06T20:33:19-08:00 <nickmullen> @TomFHannah I was actually only looking up papa roach pictures because I wanted to take a pic like that with the boys'
2530817590411430653952 b'2017-01-06T20:35:18-08:00 <nickmullen> @TomFHannah one of the papa roach guys'
2531817616708265504768 b'2017-01-06T22:19:48-08:00 <nickmullen> I think Hillary would have won if the campaign embraced more of that making-bread-and-yogurt-in-your-vagina brand of feminism'
2532817616993025163264 b'2017-01-06T22:20:56-08:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen I call my pussy pizzagate because I make dough in it'
2533817617542722240512 b"2017-01-06T22:23:07-08:00 <nickmullen> @dongoehubaire Lena looks like bread that was made in someone's pussy"
2534817617971682148353 b"2017-01-06T22:24:49-08:00 <nickmullen> @shanevader lmao (I'm jacking off to this)"
2535817618147385765888 b"2017-01-06T22:25:31-08:00 <nickmullen> @crushingbort @mattmfm what part of literal didn't you understand"
2536817619186746855425 b'2017-01-06T22:29:39-08:00 <nickmullen> (Jerry McGuire writing montage) https://t.co/pVGioaEIye'
2537817619844128473088 b'2017-01-06T22:32:16-08:00 <nickmullen> @looonstar they need my review'
2538817812679465242624 b"2017-01-07T11:18:31-08:00 <nickmullen> It'll be great when Hillary loses the nyc mayoral election to one of those homeless guys that beats off on the train"
2539817813465779863552 b'2017-01-07T11:21:39-08:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen How "Dangerous Eddie" Stole The Election'
2540817919893693759488 b'2017-01-07T18:24:33-08:00 <nickmullen> I was wondering why my phone felt lighter the last couple of weeks https://t.co/w2TSa1UjvE'
2541817949520487137280 b'2017-01-07T20:22:17-08:00 <nickmullen> I live in New York and I promise to be more racist until I get free Fios'
2542817949656202219520 b"2017-01-07T20:22:49-08:00 <nickmullen> @kbright_ auto correct won't let me type fios"
2543817949845415690240 b"2017-01-07T20:23:34-08:00 <nickmullen> @kbright_ I'm only human"
2544817950260274282496 b'2017-01-07T20:25:13-08:00 <nickmullen> @LetsEffinDance I used to work in frontiers call center'
2545817952429769707520 b'2017-01-07T20:33:50-08:00 <nickmullen> @LetsEffinDance there were probably 600 employees on the phones. Turnover was extremely high and the workload unbearable'
2546817952630999842817 b"2017-01-07T20:34:38-08:00 <nickmullen> Everyone is mad at @BronzeHammer and I'm glad because he made fun of my Asian salad a year and a half ago"
2547817953380203200512 b"2017-01-07T20:37:37-08:00 <nickmullen> @BronzeHammer fuck you asshole I'm thin now"
2548818148058986926081 b'2017-01-08T09:31:12-08:00 <nickmullen> Have you heard of JavaScript yet https://t.co/nsoRmpJsio'
2549818517037643431942 b"2017-01-09T09:57:23-08:00 <nickmullen> Partner might I interest you in a gentlemen's blow job"
2550818579252866007040 b"2017-01-09T14:04:37-08:00 <nickmullen> Because it literally wasn't swept under the rug and it was national news. https://t.co/1a8FezfbET"
2551818582300858273792 b"2017-01-09T14:16:43-08:00 <nickmullen> @paulchnl @capt_tenneal @AnthonyCumia this is hypothetical, like Ant's initial analysis, which turned out to be wrong."
2552818583634500206592 b"2017-01-09T14:22:01-08:00 <nickmullen> @whatisbelow @capt_tenneal @AnthonyCumia i still think Ant is funny. also he doesn't seem that angry."
2553818613004879228929 b"2017-01-09T16:18:44-08:00 <nickmullen> I don't have any kind of beef with @AnthonyCumia. He was wrong about the Chicago thing and I'm allowed my I told you so moment"
2554818646540545761281 b'2017-01-09T18:31:59-08:00 <nickmullen> @AndyFezzik @phil1 @AyDre3K @MicrosoftINCEL @AnthonyCumia why do you keep introducing hypotheticals here?'
2555818647192151949316 b'2017-01-09T18:34:34-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @DailyMirror: Man accused of possessing 9,000 indecent images of children https://t.co/wT2NlMVA5p https://t.co/0dAnymLhnb'
2556818648668584738816 b'2017-01-09T18:40:27-08:00 <nickmullen> Pleased to announce this is already happening https://t.co/kNiSVbk7x9'
2557818649938234134528 b'2017-01-09T18:45:29-08:00 <nickmullen> @bcamp60 that is always my intention'
2558818651633433321472 b"2017-01-09T18:52:13-08:00 <nickmullen> @SlipperySG @AnthonyCumia he's always welcome"
2559818662573348360192 b'2017-01-09T19:35:42-08:00 <nickmullen> i didn\'t see meryl\'s speech but i imagine it went like this:\\n"ooh im meryl streep look at me. ooh im in movies, la di dah"\\nbig deal'
2560818671388806549504 b'2017-01-09T20:10:43-08:00 <nickmullen> how about this: Meryl Stripe,..\\n\\n... like the stripe down a SKUnks BACK!!!'
2561818671419773030400 b'2017-01-09T20:10:51-08:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen she STINKS'
2562818672114404388864 b'2017-01-09T20:13:36-08:00 <nickmullen> As a kid, the word alien means futuristic, far off planets. Loving science.\\nnow its hate and bigory. \\nhow to get back to that child mind'
2563818672183983673345 b'2017-01-09T20:13:53-08:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen something to think about before bed for my followers &lt;3'
2564818738851946659840 b'2017-01-10T00:38:48-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @KendonJared: @nickmullen @StavComedy @AdamFriedland https://t.co/oNARNn9fUp'
2565818852143889285120 b"2017-01-10T08:08:59-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @LegionOfSkanks: Don't miss this week's laugh out loud episode (literally) with guests @AnthonyCumia @NickMullen &amp; @StavComedy! https://t.co/ZaUEhe39iN"
2566818994627042754562 b'2017-01-10T17:35:09-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @MrFilmkritik: Normally I don\xe2\x80\x99t support the death penalty, but this time I\xe2\x80\x99m so fucking stoked for this. https://t.co/mpYpu45VuP'
2567818994655463346176 b'2017-01-10T17:35:16-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @OldIgby: Not normally in support of the death penalty but I say put this deranged animal to sleep! https://t.co/7AtbMRAMdm'
2568818994752473485313 b"2017-01-10T17:35:39-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @SuShiMat: I don't normally support the Death Penalty but do we want to keep this guy alive? https://t.co/HSD5u6CxDI"
2569818994880424931328 b"2017-01-10T17:36:10-08:00 <nickmullen> Normally I feel one way for social reasons until I'm asked to think about it for two seconds"
2570818995272294535168 b'2017-01-10T17:37:43-08:00 <nickmullen> @FromThe31 the trump piss?'
2571818995449105412098 b'2017-01-10T17:38:25-08:00 <nickmullen> What the fuck is wrong with water sports. This is kinkshaming.'
2572819015227874377730 b"2017-01-10T18:57:01-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @Bro_Pair: nauseating to see the President being treated like a cool camp counselor everyone is sad they won't see in September"
2573819018994678169601 b'2017-01-10T19:11:59-08:00 <nickmullen> The report left out the part where trump was having cocaine fueled gay limo sex with Obama during the Benghazi attacks'
2574819025291075063809 b'2017-01-10T19:37:00-08:00 <nickmullen> Hats off to 4chan this shit rules lol'
2575819025826943475712 b'2017-01-10T19:39:08-08:00 <nickmullen> @Slauncha lmao'
2576819026873049083904 b"2017-01-10T19:43:17-08:00 <nickmullen> @CongaDes no he's smart and likes the news now"
2577819035364216147968 b'2017-01-10T20:17:02-08:00 <nickmullen> Unverified intelligence report endorsed by FBI states that Dan Nainan is 29 years old'
2578819039258916831232 b'2017-01-10T20:32:30-08:00 <nickmullen> @leducviolet @frankpallotta is that a female ghostbuster holding up the ghostsucking machine'
2579819423418969944065 b"2017-01-11T21:59:01-08:00 <nickmullen> just wrapped the first Cum Boys feature; a 3 hour parody of Amadeus called I'm a Gay Ass where we powder stav and make him kiss my hands"
2580819464817694146561 b'2017-01-12T00:43:32-08:00 <nickmullen> I know were only two weeks in but this is my favorite tweet for 2017 https://t.co/RX0FOFN5cl'
2581819662331298938883 b'2017-01-12T13:48:23-08:00 <nickmullen> https://t.co/1rJYRpyYPD'
2582819663006493720576 b'2017-01-12T13:51:04-08:00 <nickmullen> playing FF XV. i set the game to japanese so i can pretend the story is you play as papa roach and you have to use magic to turn gay'
2583819691235195715585 b'2017-01-12T15:43:14-08:00 <nickmullen> im fuckin pregnant as shit with indian food and i wanna die'
2584819696405795209219 b'2017-01-12T16:03:47-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @gaslightings: "im in" - Mr robot (20166) https://t.co/FiRwStTDWt'
2585819696617934770180 b'2017-01-12T16:04:37-08:00 <nickmullen> Removed from sex for referring to pussy juice as vaginite'
2586819732775171407872 b"2017-01-12T18:28:18-08:00 <nickmullen> @KyleAlexLittle @StavComedy @AdamFriedland close but that's not it"
2587819990690230837249 b'2017-01-13T11:33:09-08:00 <nickmullen> #explainafilmtoa5yearold WP Mayhew is supposed to be Faulkner thats why he puts a retard in his wrestling picture, thats how you know'
2588820403638690521089 b'2017-01-14T14:54:04-08:00 <nickmullen> (Doing the American psycho flexing in the mirror thing but while beating off)'
2589820425519355334657 b'2017-01-14T16:21:01-08:00 <nickmullen> @sexyfacts4u @JucheMane I knew this already'
2590820429079035920384 b"2017-01-14T16:35:09-08:00 <nickmullen> No. It's actually two books. And yes, there's stuff in there for people with four arms and another head for an ass and a dick https://t.co/rE7IGKqYXe"
2591820478135623892992 b'2017-01-14T19:50:05-08:00 <nickmullen> @FucktardIdiot @malwaexpress @sexyfacts4u @JucheMane dick look like a micawave chicken thigh'
2592820677619368808450 b'2017-01-15T09:02:46-08:00 <nickmullen> Lmao https://t.co/lJHeiwSZxh'
2593820679493694222336 b'2017-01-15T09:10:13-08:00 <nickmullen> @fightinbob gwan star, cleekit'
2594820736632424988672 b'2017-01-15T12:57:16-08:00 <nickmullen> https://t.co/dNPYTFt5sK'
2595820816737822240768 b"2017-01-15T18:15:34-08:00 <nickmullen> I've found traces of my hero in life https://t.co/WpAekKlGN7"
2596820849391221276676 b"2017-01-15T20:25:20-08:00 <nickmullen> @CrookGreed @AdamFriedland @StavComedy I'm uploading it when I get home tonight. I'll be back in like an hour"
2597820859528505856001 b"2017-01-15T21:05:37-08:00 <nickmullen> Maybe if women don't want to become pregnant they should start fucking guys who drink way too much soda, like me"
2598821094906504560640 b"2017-01-16T12:40:55-08:00 <nickmullen> Sorry it's late. Here's the premium episode for this week. Please don't DM me about it thanks https://t.co/PTWOSlksak"
2599821135924146868225 b"2017-01-16T15:23:54-08:00 <nickmullen> (Putting my finger in the cats mouth while he's trying to yawn)\\n\\nCheckmate."
2600821161674963030016 b"2017-01-16T17:06:14-08:00 <nickmullen> (To the tune of Soul Man)\\n\xf0\x9f\x8e\xb5 I'm a gay man \xf0\x9f\x8e\xb5"
2601821168412646932480 b'2017-01-16T17:33:00-08:00 <nickmullen> "But we must make sure we never descend into reverse racism. We must never play the knockout game or disrespect police." -MLK, 1961'
2602821169144745705472 b"2017-01-16T17:35:55-08:00 <nickmullen> @jndevereux that's right"
2603821173529668362241 b'2017-01-16T17:53:20-08:00 <nickmullen> @bonniemcfarlane same'
2604821400742808420355 b'2017-01-17T08:56:12-08:00 <nickmullen> Tongue Pope and yea he eat pussy on the show'
2605821406581581639685 b'2017-01-17T09:19:24-08:00 <nickmullen> We finally did it https://t.co/nGkXYdiUhZ'
2606821436231053623296 b'2017-01-17T11:17:13-08:00 <nickmullen> This was 1 of 2 of my nainan predictions this year. I also said he would kill someone https://t.co/4vDzHhIRKh'
2607821439597620105216 b'2017-01-17T11:30:36-08:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen literally the only way the dan nainan story ends is with him on the lamb after he murders another comedian'
2608821440562435936256 b"2017-01-17T11:34:26-08:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen he's gonna be dragged out of the Acela waiting area like Jerry Lundegaard at the end of Fargo"
2609821493166113222656 b'2017-01-17T15:03:28-08:00 <nickmullen> i know this is potentially an unpopular take but has anyone consider that chelsea manning LIKES being in prison?'
2610821493464307208193 b'2017-01-17T15:04:39-08:00 <nickmullen> @D4VIDJ0NES i will'
2611821493671644295168 b"2017-01-17T15:05:28-08:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen let's look: jail, like military, has uniforms. 2) in my experience, they force you to be a girl. 3) doritos in commissary"
2612821494307362394116 b'2017-01-17T15:08:00-08:00 <nickmullen> @AbeerRegretsAll im just posing a hypothetical here'
2613821494782488879105 b'2017-01-17T15:09:53-08:00 <nickmullen> @bizmarkiedesade why wont they hire me'
2614821498452127399936 b"2017-01-17T15:24:28-08:00 <nickmullen> im honestly surprised nainan hasn't claimed to be trans-age yet"
2615821498520708456448 b"2017-01-17T15:24:44-08:00 <nickmullen> @rachelmillman @owillis because he's fat"
2616821551909215621120 b'2017-01-17T18:56:53-08:00 <nickmullen> Holy shit holy Shit holy Shit https://t.co/nfwxGz5yzt'
2617821610924746428416 b'2017-01-17T22:51:23-08:00 <nickmullen> I just watched this he sits in a chair the entire movie and is wearing like 9 backpacks the whole time https://t.co/uzRx46hVWb'
2618821611518127177728 b"2017-01-17T22:53:45-08:00 <nickmullen> @Koolguy321 yeah that's not his body"
2619821612077169131525 b'2017-01-17T22:55:58-08:00 <nickmullen> All goatee era seagal movies should be criterion'
2620821612561871339521 b"2017-01-17T22:57:54-08:00 <nickmullen> Can I please write a movie for you where you kill James Bond because you find out he's spying on British citizens @sseagalofficial"
2621821612976239153156 b'2017-01-17T22:59:33-08:00 <nickmullen> @MichaelHabetler please do'
2622821613414149718016 b"2017-01-17T23:01:17-08:00 <nickmullen> @adamjohnsonNYC that's literally every goatee era seagal movie. He sits and puts on sunglasses and whispers in 1800s AAVE"
2623821614929430056960 b'2017-01-17T23:07:18-08:00 <nickmullen> @adamjohnsonNYC @youngpope69 someone should write something about steamroller and voltage productions'
2624821615395295625216 b"2017-01-17T23:09:09-08:00 <nickmullen> @youngpope69 @adamjohnsonNYC I'm gonna watch The Asian Connection next"
2625821615732194770950 b'2017-01-17T23:10:30-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @ofctimallen: Catch me tomorrow talking with @IAmSteveHarvey https://t.co/XYr5dlVEoa'
2626821615877091106816 b"2017-01-17T23:11:04-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @ofctimallen: Walked by the dog's toy in my office &amp; I felt like Sid from Toy Story had been here #ToyStory https://t.co/bKWQPWswGw"
2627821615953259667456 b'2017-01-17T23:11:22-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @ofctimallen: @DidPatCallOut I have the entire Tool time set in my shop.'
2628821616454042783744 b"2017-01-17T23:13:22-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @ofctimallen: If you didn't know how old you are, how old would you be."
2629821617698878717952 b'2017-01-17T23:18:18-08:00 <nickmullen> It would be called The Act Of Killing Someone With A Gun'
2630821631366370590721 b'2017-01-18T00:12:37-08:00 <nickmullen> @strong_piss no why'
2631821772052952653824 b'2017-01-18T09:31:39-08:00 <nickmullen> It\'s not. That\'s why the title of the movie is "Sniper Special Ops" not "Sniper: Special Ops" @kdubarren'
2632821871609522823168 b'2017-01-18T16:07:16-08:00 <nickmullen> The newest episode of cum town is one of our better ones I feel https://t.co/CSTdrOfQrA'
2633821872653120192513 b'2017-01-18T16:11:24-08:00 <nickmullen> @TomFHannah bob is a national treasure'
2634821873817656168449 b'2017-01-18T16:16:02-08:00 <nickmullen> @FucktardIdiot @iTunes yes'
2635821875472703377435 b"2017-01-18T16:22:37-08:00 <nickmullen> @abfsc I'm sorry. It's everyone's fault but mine"
2636821893238038544384 b'2017-01-18T17:33:12-08:00 <nickmullen> How lucky could one guy be. I drink cum and I drink pee'
2637821895009712697346 b"2017-01-18T17:40:15-08:00 <nickmullen> I don't do politics -nick https://t.co/mFCMQsW5sa"
2638821895343457660928 b"2017-01-18T17:41:34-08:00 <nickmullen> @shanevader that's right"
2639821895474319937536 b'2017-01-18T17:42:05-08:00 <nickmullen> Italians are obsessed with the 1950s'
2640821895560735113220 b'2017-01-18T17:42:26-08:00 <nickmullen> Italian American is actually just a type of rockabilly'
2641821895736052875264 b"2017-01-18T17:43:08-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @Simon_Barrett: This is for real one of the best Facebook status updates I've ever seen. https://t.co/YkpD9YNnwk"
2642821895805783212034 b'2017-01-18T17:43:24-08:00 <nickmullen> @Ark_Tor thanks for handling this one ed'
2643821895969126187008 b'2017-01-18T17:44:03-08:00 <nickmullen> @gerbshanarb yeah so'
2644821902301493338113 b'2017-01-18T18:09:13-08:00 <nickmullen> @gerbshanarb it was right the first time'
2645821902504531267584 b'2017-01-18T18:10:01-08:00 <nickmullen> @shanevader lmao'
2646821905469845413888 b'2017-01-18T18:21:48-08:00 <nickmullen> @gerbshanarb yes it is'
2647822142040079212544 b'2017-01-19T10:01:51-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @Lowenaffchen: @nickmullen home improvement guy uploaded the tool time lyric contest scene again https://t.co/6fsj0uYFtV'
2648822150186717822977 b'2017-01-19T10:34:13-08:00 <nickmullen> still cant believe trump is going to be president. im going to post a bunch of videos of myself crying tomorrow. to get into the moments tab'
2649822164669251129344 b'2017-01-19T11:31:46-08:00 <nickmullen> #BadRelationshipAdvice let a homeless guys uck your dick while your family watches @midnight'
2650822191821912674305 b'2017-01-19T13:19:40-08:00 <nickmullen> does anyone say "suck glass" wrt smoking weed. like me and by boys is just chillin, suckin glass, bustin down jacks, gaming, etc'
2651822192039391596544 b'2017-01-19T13:20:32-08:00 <nickmullen> i know guys that are 30 that say "bust down jacks" earnestly. 30 years old. still think smoking cigarettes is cool as shit'
2652822215162379849730 b'2017-01-19T14:52:25-08:00 <nickmullen> Donald Cumpf'
2653822224784452943872 b'2017-01-19T15:30:39-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @JillFilipovic: Wish I could be in the room on Jan. 21 when Michelle wakes up, turns to Barack, and whispers, "It\'s my turn now."'
2654822272754405834752 b'2017-01-19T18:41:16-08:00 <nickmullen> nice lol nailed it https://t.co/FdjyhfHdxl'
2655822340808930107392 b'2017-01-19T23:11:41-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @JAdomian: #BlameLorne https://t.co/wISq7BRPoT'
2656822522868240158720 b'2017-01-20T11:15:08-08:00 <nickmullen> Pictured: notable ginger sperm Jessica Chastain https://t.co/9LaKvJ7DBm'
2657822523978824744962 b"2017-01-20T11:19:32-08:00 <nickmullen> Jessica Chastain may be a talented actress, but did you know she was once a man's sperm?"
2658822563718886227968 b'2017-01-20T13:57:27-08:00 <nickmullen> im supporting the protests/riots by gaming. thanks'
2659822567142914752515 b'2017-01-20T14:11:04-08:00 <nickmullen> this is what they meant when they said trump would be good for comedy https://t.co/J1Cq7a466g'
2660822572737482948608 b'2017-01-20T14:33:17-08:00 <nickmullen> Remember the only way to stop trump is by listening to powerful feminist comedy like cum town https://t.co/5GIX6XqFrC'
2661822573005851262977 b"2017-01-20T14:34:21-08:00 <nickmullen> @hellodabwood @Patreon that's what mine looks like when I've been on a bender"
2662822575321727823872 b"2017-01-20T14:43:34-08:00 <nickmullen> Watch the daily show\\nRetweet Maddow\\nSay drumpf \\nListen to Beyonc\xc3\xa9\\n\\nThis doesn't end here. We can stop this"
2663822577778528808962 b'2017-01-20T14:53:19-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @IansLousyTweets: @nickmullen I saw a black bloc protester call Mike Pence the R word and I am literally shaking.'
2664822587819487072257 b"2017-01-20T15:33:13-08:00 <nickmullen> @NicksTurners they don't keep track of things like that. they measure how many claps each president gets"
2665822604580999593987 b"2017-01-20T16:39:50-08:00 <nickmullen> Personally the richard spencer punch vid is satisfying for me because it happens while he's describing a meme"
2666822625306288726017 b'2017-01-20T18:02:11-08:00 <nickmullen> should i get this https://t.co/9kMb1IZFvF'
2667822634527705206787 b'2017-01-20T18:38:49-08:00 <nickmullen> @YesBoobs1 thats what she said'
2668822699933526528000 b'2017-01-20T22:58:43-08:00 <nickmullen> forget the richard spencer nazi punching thing, Crystal Skull indiana jones would have voted for trump'
2669822865277641695232 b'2017-01-21T09:55:44-08:00 <nickmullen> @TimJDillon 4 years (really 8 but we have to tell them 4 to be gentle)'
2670822874795347996672 b"2017-01-21T10:33:34-08:00 <nickmullen> when ur having a boner at the women's march &gt;&gt;&gt;"
2671822897095153684481 b'2017-01-21T12:02:10-08:00 <nickmullen> Working on a patent for cum in stick form so you can apply it like chapstick or Head-on'
2672822964067719663617 b"2017-01-21T16:28:18-08:00 <nickmullen> First they want free healthcare. Then they'll want free chocolate. What's next? Free playstations? Can I have one of the playstations"
2673822964224968237056 b'2017-01-21T16:28:55-08:00 <nickmullen> @DrBlueJeanns yes'
2674822965766911852545 b'2017-01-21T16:35:03-08:00 <nickmullen> Under my healthcare plan razors are free for anyone who wants to kill them selves. We also subsidize whey protein https://t.co/6DX8VZOjga'
2675822967561939722240 b'2017-01-21T16:42:11-08:00 <nickmullen> "I\'ve eaten all the breakfast sausage patties and filled my pants with the tiny cereal boxes and everyone is oinking at me" https://t.co/FiG1dQ9d3l'
2676822970114102427648 b'2017-01-21T16:52:19-08:00 <nickmullen> @brodeeguy @vrunt @marcmaron @MaronIFC lmao'
2677822970418369794048 b"2017-01-21T16:53:32-08:00 <nickmullen> Why isn't Boston first on the list, pussy. Bitch https://t.co/UsjiS2a05W"
2678823205628344668160 b'2017-01-22T08:28:10-08:00 <nickmullen> ODungald HUSSEIN Trump'
2679823209598656139264 b'2017-01-22T08:43:57-08:00 <nickmullen> @libbycwatson @nytimes crowd scientists?'
2680823383302316949504 b'2017-01-22T20:14:11-08:00 <nickmullen> ass pleasure'
2681823383974579945472 b'2017-01-22T20:16:51-08:00 <nickmullen> The Ferris wheel is the scariest roller coaster because you have to kiss a girl on it'
2682823392009398484992 b'2017-01-22T20:48:47-08:00 <nickmullen> https://t.co/jNOZx7TuYr'
2683823392671377092608 b'2017-01-22T20:51:25-08:00 <nickmullen> Hot town summer in the city back of my neck looks like a titty'
2684823393267756761090 b'2017-01-22T20:53:47-08:00 <nickmullen> Your gay F- https://t.co/qIDo2hAnlM'
2685823394302961324032 b'2017-01-22T20:57:54-08:00 <nickmullen> @edzitron the Bravia 65" X750D or something like that, got a Black Friday deal for 999$'
2686823394863140012036 b'2017-01-22T21:00:07-08:00 <nickmullen> @bashfulcoward is this the end of Luke? Tune in next week to find out'
2687823396053894463488 b"2017-01-22T21:04:51-08:00 <nickmullen> @edzitron it's good to be the tv man. I'm gonna start poker night also"
2688823397578322669568 b'2017-01-22T21:10:55-08:00 <nickmullen> @libbycwatson @edzitron if it\'s less than 60" most definitely not; but most are 4K now anyways'
2689823398228771094528 b"2017-01-22T21:13:30-08:00 <nickmullen> @libbycwatson @edzitron nows actually not a really good time to buy a tv at all unless you don't have one"
2690823398939554672644 b"2017-01-22T21:16:19-08:00 <nickmullen> @libbycwatson @edzitron I can snipe across conquest maps on BF1 with my tv. 500m headshots. I've become more powerful than anyone imagiend"
2691823399111261036545 b"2017-01-22T21:17:00-08:00 <nickmullen> Let's change the name of Pocket Pussies to Imagininas"
2692823399325787103233 b"2017-01-22T21:17:51-08:00 <nickmullen> @extranapkins @zandywithaz I'm the kid in special ed because his mom packed fucked up lunches and the school didn't know what to do"
2693823399577290149889 b'2017-01-22T21:18:51-08:00 <nickmullen> @ConnorSouthard change it to what'
2694823400213792616448 b'2017-01-22T21:21:23-08:00 <nickmullen> @ConnorSouthard interpreting this as "you heard, me", parsing the entire thread to mean we should change the name of me to you, meaning (1/2'
2695823400385238941696 b'2017-01-22T21:22:04-08:00 <nickmullen> @ConnorSouthard you are now the Pocket Pussy. Owned (2/2)'
2696823400884390494208 b"2017-01-22T21:24:03-08:00 <nickmullen> @ConnorSouthard I didn't come here to make friends"
2697823406520129978368 b'2017-01-22T21:46:27-08:00 <nickmullen> Felt very welcome doing Chris rocks black people vs n words bit at my first meeting. Thank you guys https://t.co/PZ9JhiiHIA'
2698823413742662774784 b'2017-01-22T22:15:09-08:00 <nickmullen> @RegressiveElf Arthurny Chumia'
2699823588790707032066 b"2017-01-23T09:50:43-08:00 <nickmullen> There wouldn't be all this debate about whether or not it's okay to punch Nazis if someone in that video had thought to yell world star"
2700823637897140174849 b'2017-01-23T13:05:51-08:00 <nickmullen> in defense of mike pence, its possible that "mother" is the 1970s protowigger term that the guys in The Warriors use as slang'
2701823659069022076928 b'2017-01-23T14:29:59-08:00 <nickmullen> v good that we spent years getting people fired for making fun of things that liberals like'
2702823660515335557120 b'2017-01-23T14:35:44-08:00 <nickmullen> lindy west and everyone who got mad at tosh are responsible for katie rich being fired'
2703823662120743141376 b"2017-01-23T14:42:07-08:00 <nickmullen> (smug myopic fat dipshit voice) freedom of speech doesn't mean freedom from consequences"
2704823665433815478272 b'2017-01-23T14:55:17-08:00 <nickmullen> funny to see people pretending like this SNL decision as some kind of precedent and not a backfiring of "punching up" bullshit'
2705823666080988078081 b'2017-01-23T14:57:51-08:00 <nickmullen> @BigThickBook im gonna get them to write rape jokes on a starbucks cup'
2706823669647199367172 b"2017-01-23T15:12:01-08:00 <nickmullen> @InternetHippo @Phonycian I am. I don't care about the nazi thing and I think the debate surrounding it is dumb"
2707823670622324539393 b'2017-01-23T15:15:54-08:00 <nickmullen> how about a south park episode where baron trump becomes trans so no one knows who to get mad at'
2708823677608244215812 b'2017-01-23T15:43:39-08:00 <nickmullen> Ffxv gameplay https://t.co/b9Ew4NZPBm'
2709824315226866745346 b'2017-01-25T09:57:19-08:00 <nickmullen> Extremely excited to see the call out culture house of cards come tumbling down on itself https://t.co/nr47JFy4AV'
2710824315865076297729 b'2017-01-25T09:59:51-08:00 <nickmullen> Trevor Noah Fired After Using The Ableist Slurs To Describe Trumps New Concentration Camps'
2711824321380200148992 b'2017-01-25T10:21:46-08:00 <nickmullen> Trump should close gitmo overnight just to make obama look bad'
2712824502140274180096 b'2017-01-25T22:20:03-08:00 <nickmullen> (Liooking at my dick to beat off) computer... enhance'
2713824691643571965953 b'2017-01-26T10:53:04-08:00 <nickmullen> @MsssWitch @steveshulud1 @TheGeoff6Blues why is everyone at the yugioh factory so mad'
2714824774060852838401 b"2017-01-26T16:20:34-08:00 <nickmullen> There's no way this hasn't been tweeted already but a guy named Jason Pourne who can only remember how to beat off"
2715824779831485267970 b'2017-01-26T16:43:30-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @brendlewhat: So we beat off, scrotes against the crescents, barebacking ceaselessly into the ass.'
2716824809686591557632 b'2017-01-26T18:42:08-08:00 <nickmullen> @ebruenig @TomiLahren please send Tomi to Syria to stand up for faith and freedom'
2717824810575863615489 b'2017-01-26T18:45:40-08:00 <nickmullen> @AllezLesBoulez @ebruenig @TomiLahren same'
2718824817683535368192 b'2017-01-26T19:13:54-08:00 <nickmullen> @tinybaby I fuckef the old lady'
2719824818027053117444 b'2017-01-26T19:15:16-08:00 <nickmullen> @tinybaby imgay'
2720824885769403715585 b'2017-01-26T23:44:27-08:00 <nickmullen> @deadbodydouble @tinybaby your the old lady'
2721824887247006601217 b'2017-01-26T23:50:20-08:00 <nickmullen> Think the Mexican tariff is good? Get ready to pay more for:\\n- Taco Bell\\n- Naps\\n- Bandoliers\\n- Racist Halloween Costumes\\n- La cucaracha horn'
2722824887997673852928 b'2017-01-26T23:53:18-08:00 <nickmullen> Complimentary chips and salsa? Sounds like socialism to me. Those are obamatizers. Everyone should pay for the pumpernickel at outback'
2723824889184791916545 b"2017-01-26T23:58:02-08:00 <nickmullen> Can't sleep... clowns will eat me lol jk I have an ulcer and I can't get health insurance"
2724824889453319593984 b"2017-01-26T23:59:06-08:00 <nickmullen> @bashfulcoward they were already smuggled that's why they taste like ass"
2725824889905088065536 b"2017-01-27T00:00:53-08:00 <nickmullen> @PodcastPete it wakes me up in the middle of the night and it's like a burning feeling in my chest and side"
2726824892805805780992 b'2017-01-27T00:12:25-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @ToddDracula: https://t.co/Ltak0dT79e'
2727825015385862832128 b'2017-01-27T08:19:30-08:00 <nickmullen> Always believe https://t.co/tNQsCxcye7'
2728825017677244686336 b'2017-01-27T08:28:36-08:00 <nickmullen> Emmett Till Did A Huge Disservice To Actual Victims Of Catcalling By Succumbing To His Injuries'
2729825034310306635776 b'2017-01-27T09:34:42-08:00 <nickmullen> I think the best thing i ever did on here was when I came up with that bofa guy fieri joke'
2730825034761936707584 b"2017-01-27T09:36:30-08:00 <nickmullen> @WeedMubarak thanks man. It's crazy that people are still doing that joke I came up with"
2731825035469125722112 b'2017-01-27T09:39:18-08:00 <nickmullen> @PearlJamFanClub @BaltimoreMatt classic \xf0\x9f\x98\x82\xf0\x9f\x98\x82\xf0\x9f\x98\x82'
2732825035994323894274 b"2017-01-27T09:41:24-08:00 <nickmullen> @Meyerandrews it's BofA those things"
2733825036494016479233 b"2017-01-27T09:43:23-08:00 <nickmullen> @CongaDes I don't know what that is"
2734825081623922274311 b'2017-01-27T12:42:43-08:00 <nickmullen> RIP to @justleslie. A good person and a good friend to comedy.'
2735825092178032619520 b"2017-01-27T13:24:39-08:00 <nickmullen> @normanwilkerson that's you"
2736825096165775568896 b'2017-01-27T13:40:30-08:00 <nickmullen> @DrChimRickles @Bioload77 @TepidButter @apartment_2f remember when u pretended to be black so you could complain about black on black crime https://t.co/kjehG8ebnr'
2737825096932905385985 b"2017-01-27T13:43:33-08:00 <nickmullen> @DrChimRickles @Bioload77 @TepidButter @apartment_2f where's this chim lol. he seemed fun https://t.co/abfMruxGW6"
2738825097687850696704 b'2017-01-27T13:46:33-08:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen @DrChimRickles @Bioload77 @TepidButter @apartment_2f where is this guy lol https://t.co/QF2EfkfhZ9'
2739825098931155697665 b'2017-01-27T13:51:29-08:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen @DrChimRickles @Bioload77 @TepidButter @apartment_2f what happened to the guy that thought only black men date rape https://t.co/E7CfXu1tuR'
2740825099520874786816 b"2017-01-27T13:53:50-08:00 <nickmullen> I'm bracing the cold to listen to the hassids blow their magnificent air raid siren. I'm not afraid of who I am anymore"
2741825099568345911297 b'2017-01-27T13:54:01-08:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen braving'
2742825100429038071808 b'2017-01-27T13:57:26-08:00 <nickmullen> @sword_wanter yes they test it now and then. you can hear it all over north brooklyn'
2743825102222014955525 b'2017-01-27T14:04:34-08:00 <nickmullen> @HARD_GAY_COP @DrChimRickles it was a good joke actually i laughed'
2744825105333576142848 b'2017-01-27T14:16:55-08:00 <nickmullen> @DrChimRickles https://t.co/DCbdNOQDPC'
2745825108904237473792 b'2017-01-27T14:31:07-08:00 <nickmullen> @DrChimRickles @TepidButter if u subscribe to cum town premium it might help thanks https://t.co/5GIX6XqFrC'
2746825109144969609217 b'2017-01-27T14:32:04-08:00 <nickmullen> @DrChimRickles @Bioload77 @TepidButter idk u got a lot of backlogged tweets advocating for violence against women and police brutality'
2747825109879367094272 b'2017-01-27T14:34:59-08:00 <nickmullen> @TepidButter @DrChimRickles @Patreon ofc bb &lt;3'
2748825110444302012417 b"2017-01-27T14:37:14-08:00 <nickmullen> @DrChimRickles @TepidButter are you sure it wasn't for calling her a cunt and a whore"
2749825111230662721540 b'2017-01-27T14:40:21-08:00 <nickmullen> @TepidButter @DrChimRickles @Patreon ty ilu'
2750825111586381635586 b'2017-01-27T14:41:46-08:00 <nickmullen> @DrChimRickles @Bioload77 @TepidButter its actually for when you quietly delete all of them three hours from now lol'
2751825112961643589635 b"2017-01-27T14:47:14-08:00 <nickmullen> @DrChimRickles @Bioload77 @TepidButter lol cause there's so many racist tweets you did?"
2752825115099258032133 b'2017-01-27T14:55:44-08:00 <nickmullen> @DrChimRickles @Bioload77 @TepidButter always have time for the fans'
2753825116469738479616 b"2017-01-27T15:01:10-08:00 <nickmullen> @DrChimRickles @Bioload77 @TepidButter didn't you say you don't have time for this?"
2754825127759257157633 b'2017-01-27T15:46:02-08:00 <nickmullen> (devil pops up on shoulder) say someting racist about asians\\n(drunk cartoon beer can pops up on other shoulder) drive home past the school'
2755825129683050168320 b'2017-01-27T15:53:41-08:00 <nickmullen> i will be purchasing an extremely long trench coat to sneak muslims into the country one by one. possibly also into r-rated movies'
2756825130406785777664 b'2017-01-27T15:56:33-08:00 <nickmullen> @DongsMcKenzie good luck finding me in the coat'
2757825131294413713413 b'2017-01-27T16:00:05-08:00 <nickmullen> not watching the super bowl because the only sport i was ever good at was Nick I Dare You To Stick Your Dick In The Blockbuster Return Slot'
2758825131871633829892 b'2017-01-27T16:02:23-08:00 <nickmullen> @LeBaronTurbo that slots too small'
2759825134426115932160 b"2017-01-27T16:12:32-08:00 <nickmullen> @DJPaMCMa here's your friend on here. are you gonna disavow this, or does this not matter to you? https://t.co/iShMjGOV5h"
2760825134670849380355 b"2017-01-27T16:13:30-08:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen @DJPaMCMa as long as we're talking about guilt by association, your friends on here (therefore you) are clearly closet fascists"
2761825135192272678912 b"2017-01-27T16:15:34-08:00 <nickmullen> @DJPaMCMa @reddit here's your good friend https://t.co/iMODT1jiZV"
2762825136708471705601 b"2017-01-27T16:21:36-08:00 <nickmullen> @DJPaMCMa it seems like most of you guys' ideology is whatever is socially convenient and you're too afraid to be openly racist anymore"
2763825136856295673856 b'2017-01-27T16:22:11-08:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen @DJPaMCMa hence this woke bullshit that manifests itself as you raging at a comedy podcast for having an audience'
2764825141565165277184 b'2017-01-27T16:40:54-08:00 <nickmullen> @arturo_efecto @NathanYorkJr @PowerfulUggo @DrChimRickles @Bioload77 @TepidButter like this? https://t.co/PcpaP6CbNE'
2765825142704812212224 b'2017-01-27T16:45:25-08:00 <nickmullen> @TepidButter @NathanYorkJr @arturo_efecto @PowerfulUggo @DrChimRickles @Bioload77 if i say whats that will you say vampire hunter d nuts'
2766825143447124336641 b'2017-01-27T16:48:22-08:00 <nickmullen> @TepidButter @NathanYorkJr @arturo_efecto @PowerfulUggo @DrChimRickles @Bioload77 okay :) whats that'
2767825145283843543040 b'2017-01-27T16:55:40-08:00 <nickmullen> @bonerhitler @LeBaronTurbo no it doesnt!!'
2768825148511226322944 b"2017-01-27T17:08:30-08:00 <nickmullen> grandmas don't know when to stop buying throw pillows"
2769825149855773360128 b'2017-01-27T17:13:50-08:00 <nickmullen> @Molly_Kats did the pillows kill them'
2770825150596017745920 b'2017-01-27T17:16:47-08:00 <nickmullen> @Molly_Kats im sorry :('
2771825168029164113920 b"2017-01-27T18:26:03-08:00 <nickmullen> This but it's me trying to reach my dick to beat off https://t.co/pUMYGvmUAl"
2772825186740759625728 b'2017-01-27T19:40:24-08:00 <nickmullen> @DrChimRickles @jomnymask @PowerfulUggo @Bioload77 @sagemcmaster @TepidButter was the context that you were racist then'
2773825187458375643137 b'2017-01-27T19:43:15-08:00 <nickmullen> @DrChimRickles @TepidButter @apartment_2f do you mean dudes like this https://t.co/7tINRocEpV'
2774825193353692192773 b"2017-01-27T20:06:41-08:00 <nickmullen> @PowerfulUggo @DrChimRickles @jomnymask @Bioload77 @sagemcmaster @TepidButter so you're on board with all the stuff he said then?"
2775825193448852557824 b"2017-01-27T20:07:04-08:00 <nickmullen> @PowerfulUggo @DrChimRickles @jomnymask @Bioload77 @sagemcmaster @TepidButter he's yet to even say he doesn't feel that way anymore"
2776825193603026784256 b"2017-01-27T20:07:40-08:00 <nickmullen> @PowerfulUggo @DrChimRickles @jomnymask @Bioload77 @sagemcmaster @TepidButter your friends on here think it's good that Trayvon was murdered"
2777825193752524357632 b'2017-01-27T20:08:16-08:00 <nickmullen> @PowerfulUggo @DrChimRickles @jomnymask @Bioload77 @sagemcmaster @TepidButter you probably do too huh'
2778825194286123778048 b"2017-01-27T20:10:23-08:00 <nickmullen> @PowerfulUggo @DrChimRickles @jomnymask @Bioload77 @sagemcmaster @TepidButter let's get the PowerfulUggo good joke seal of approval on this https://t.co/rcDflUHRz6"
2779825194833300058112 b'2017-01-27T20:12:34-08:00 <nickmullen> @arturo_efecto @PowerfulUggo @DrChimRickles @jomnymask @Bioload77 @sagemcmaster @TepidButter why do you think Trayvon deserved to die'
2780825195407663828996 b'2017-01-27T20:14:51-08:00 <nickmullen> @PowerfulUggo @DrChimRickles @jomnymask @Bioload77 @sagemcmaster @TepidButter how bout this one lol https://t.co/kqDldlqHSr'
2781825195655807254528 b'2017-01-27T20:15:50-08:00 <nickmullen> @PowerfulUggo @DrChimRickles @jomnymask @Bioload77 @TepidButter the irony here is that you guys would have cheered Emmett tills murder'
2782825196843193729024 b"2017-01-27T20:20:33-08:00 <nickmullen> @Bioload77 @PowerfulUggo @DrChimRickles @jomnymask @TepidButter you seem mad that your racist friends don't have a point"
2783825200745230254080 b'2017-01-27T20:36:03-08:00 <nickmullen> @PowerfulUggo @DrChimRickles @jomnymask @Bioload77 @sagemcmaster @TepidButter well do you think Trayvon deserved to die or not?'
2784825202438596608000 b'2017-01-27T20:42:47-08:00 <nickmullen> @DrChimRickles @PowerfulUggo @jomnymask @Bioload77 @sagemcmaster @TepidButter you do https://t.co/6IHufDzSmN'
2785825203026684162052 b'2017-01-27T20:45:07-08:00 <nickmullen> @sleepygrl94 @serious_account I love him'
2786825365930658107393 b"2017-01-28T07:32:27-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @BenjaminNorton: Excellent, long thread detailing the many authoritarian tools Obama left for Trump's far-right regime to exploit: \\nhttps://t.co/TIlGJ9zi4y"
2787825368977824182273 b'2017-01-28T07:44:33-08:00 <nickmullen> This has nothing to do with audience (having stroke) uhjhh anyway your audience... https://t.co/IpzqYOeXfG'
2788825375648805953536 b'2017-01-28T08:11:04-08:00 <nickmullen> @jonny_is_good is it good'
2789825384953693270016 b"2017-01-28T08:48:02-08:00 <nickmullen> @David_Feldman_ those aren't the only two options"
2790825391395494035456 b'2017-01-28T09:13:38-08:00 <nickmullen> fast forward to christian syrian refugees getting hate crimed for being muslim'
2791825392934942081025 b"2017-01-28T09:19:45-08:00 <nickmullen> Send money to the ACLU. If you don't have money, send them drawings of you as a train, or sonic"
2792825393128974721025 b'2017-01-28T09:20:31-08:00 <nickmullen> @HOTLANTA_MAN yes'
2793825397747746500608 b'2017-01-28T09:38:52-08:00 <nickmullen> (Positioned as rodins thinker) is that smell my shoes or my balls'
2794825398769940385792 b'2017-01-28T09:42:56-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @lhfang: Ted Cruz is pushing a bill to designate CAIR, the civil rights org fighting Muslim ban, as a terror affiliate group https://t.co/Lems1WFPhe'
2795825399197243416576 b"2017-01-28T09:44:38-08:00 <nickmullen> Yes one is bad and one is good but I can't figure out which? Not possible that both are bad https://t.co/7pf64FBsNx"
2796825399613062537217 b"2017-01-28T09:46:17-08:00 <nickmullen> @leducviolet @angiefor45 @CNN (guy with diarrhea voice) that's not cocoa..."
2797825408892108754944 b'2017-01-28T10:23:09-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @bobby: extreme vetting https://t.co/y3It7QNC6f'
2798825430875257110528 b'2017-01-28T11:50:31-08:00 <nickmullen> This is my wealthy son, Janielthon'
2799825507996881002496 b'2017-01-28T16:56:58-08:00 <nickmullen> Pleased to hear @Uber is keeping good on its promise to oppose the immigration ban by offering free rides to the JFK protest'
2800825509873123262464 b'2017-01-28T17:04:25-08:00 <nickmullen> Wow. So happy tech is finally being more than superficially progressive by wearing sandals and dying of granola treatments for cancer https://t.co/LV9BWVTYy3'
2801825532089550376961 b"2017-01-28T18:32:42-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @Bro_Pair: don't just delete the app, delete your account, and tell those fuckers why, then send me a screencap, I'll RT #deleteUber"
2802825532480585347072 b'2017-01-28T18:34:15-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @ResistsThis: Reminder that this racist immigration law was stopped by regular people working together for their common humanity not @TheDemocrats'
2803825541771727888384 b"2017-01-28T19:11:10-08:00 <nickmullen> @benpobjie @pattonoswalt @ikpanderson they're gonna reinflate  Phillip Seymour Hoffman's corpse with old grandad and piss"
2804825542049206304768 b'2017-01-28T19:12:17-08:00 <nickmullen> @benpobjie @pattonoswalt @ikpanderson they buried him in the pet cemetery for police dogs'
2805825542227095064576 b'2017-01-28T19:12:59-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @adamjohnsonNYC: my favorite hashtag in a while #deleteUBER'
2806825542765975056389 b'2017-01-28T19:15:07-08:00 <nickmullen> @Bro_Pair @kvltjam @gocurb Arro is also good'
2807825544092239159297 b'2017-01-28T19:20:24-08:00 <nickmullen> are there peanut m&amp;ms at the protest'
2808825545185543192578 b"2017-01-28T19:24:44-08:00 <nickmullen> It's my sincere hope that Isis starts saying drumpf"
2809825551000534663168 b'2017-01-28T19:47:51-08:00 <nickmullen> Instead of uber we all get to drive dan nainans Tesla #deleteuber'
2810825551670927044612 b"2017-01-28T19:50:31-08:00 <nickmullen> @theseantcollins it's mine now bitch"
2811825559979012800513 b'2017-01-28T20:23:31-08:00 <nickmullen> Vaginal Fantasy XV'
2812825560566420951040 b'2017-01-28T20:25:51-08:00 <nickmullen> @brunchpoems In this context yes.'
2813825751119066456064 b'2017-01-29T09:03:03-08:00 <nickmullen> @kalpenn @quintywinties go back to white castle'
2814825756429688635393 b'2017-01-29T09:24:09-08:00 <nickmullen> @paulchnl https://t.co/yMCwjmvxT3'
2815825759376543715328 b'2017-01-29T09:35:51-08:00 <nickmullen> @paulchnl the initial point was about non-muslims being attacked for being muslim'
2816825759610627878912 b"2017-01-29T09:36:47-08:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen @paulchnl there's plenty of evidence of anti-muslim hate crimes https://t.co/HJFROR8P95 the hoax stories are anecdotal"
2817825761133432807425 b"2017-01-29T09:42:50-08:00 <nickmullen> @blvckmass @paulchnl yes but is there video???? there has to be video, otherwise they're distracting from richard spencers glassjaw"
2818825807807685459968 b'2017-01-29T12:48:18-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @danacbell: So glad Fox is here to cover the truly important stories of people being kept out of a place because of their beliefs https://t.co/4r1mcrh0yr'
2819825808209449480195 b'2017-01-29T12:49:54-08:00 <nickmullen> @benfobrien real ben hours'
2820825812268868890627 b'2017-01-29T13:06:02-08:00 <nickmullen> @wcgberg @danacbell 90% of it is about starbucks writing something or not writing something on a cup'
2821825819716916752385 b"2017-01-29T13:35:38-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @Bro_Pair: Be dubious and reject @lyft's cynical PR play here. Don't delete @Uber just to give your money to another labor exploiter. #DeleteUber"
2822825856099983249409 b'2017-01-29T16:00:12-08:00 <nickmullen> honestly the only thing that brings me joy in my life anymore is reading chaturbate chat transcripts https://t.co/u4KfVshhv5'
2823825857906990018561 b"2017-01-29T16:07:23-08:00 <nickmullen> lol @ all these anti-gamer gate folks that are now gonna need gamer's COD skills and elite 10th prestige tactical prowess in WWIII"
2824825858491139125248 b'2017-01-29T16:09:42-08:00 <nickmullen> @zandywithaz im actually working on a plan to open a workshop somewhere out in the woods where i can just quietly make furniture with pals'
2825825865156437692416 b'2017-01-29T16:36:11-08:00 <nickmullen> Rack em https://t.co/HXMPhD849i'
2826825865447664926721 b"2017-01-29T16:37:21-08:00 <nickmullen> @pattymo @pattonoswalt @harrylaprima lol. I'm laughing, but let's pump the breaks on this attack on DJ culture"
2827825865546382053376 b'2017-01-29T16:37:44-08:00 <nickmullen> @zandywithaz @extranapkins yeah I wanna do it'
2828825866681419440131 b"2017-01-29T16:42:15-08:00 <nickmullen> @neozanzibar @ActiveShootrRob everyone's jealous that I'm hanging out with banksy right now"
2829825866774734368768 b'2017-01-29T16:42:37-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @Snowden: No matter your politics, this is a grave concern. A government which refuses to respect the orders of its own courts is called a regime. https://t.co/lRubPy47N9'
2830825867142729965568 b"2017-01-29T16:44:05-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @cushbomb: While you precious snowflakes throw tantrums, I'm laughing and blasting my asshole with an enema bag marked LIBERAL TEARS! #TrumpBan"
2831825867371051089920 b'2017-01-29T16:44:59-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @kanwetwitty: Changing my reason for never having used Uber from "cant afford it and never leaves the house " to, "extremely principled political genious"'
2832825869098072547329 b'2017-01-29T16:51:51-08:00 <nickmullen> Giving a lecture on Came Theory, viewing macroeconomics and geopolitics through the lens of someone who just nutted and is chill'
2833825872917120634881 b'2017-01-29T17:07:02-08:00 <nickmullen> @zandywithaz @extranapkins can you buy 1/4" raised panel bits'
2834825891790821683201 b"2017-01-29T18:22:01-08:00 <nickmullen> I just remembered that Chris chan drinks his own cum with Fanta and I'm laffin"
2835825921464457187328 b'2017-01-29T20:19:56-08:00 <nickmullen> @YesBoobs1 im clyde'
2836825939402169917440 b'2017-01-29T21:31:13-08:00 <nickmullen> (genuflecting and holding dick like a sword) is your pussy prepared to die'
2837825954937884524544 b"2017-01-29T22:32:57-08:00 <nickmullen> @moftsoney @AmberALeeFrost if yer talkin tacit approval that's one thing but its not like lynchings were deputized posses"
2838825955085649850368 b'2017-01-29T22:33:32-08:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen @moftsoney @AmberALeeFrost my point being that they were executions carried out by regular citizens'
2839825955316667916288 b'2017-01-29T22:34:27-08:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen @moftsoney @AmberALeeFrost also ernest is eating his own vomit right now please have him killed'
2840825955463917350913 b'2017-01-29T22:35:02-08:00 <nickmullen> @moftsoney @AmberALeeFrost actually the west wasnt racist; source: deadwood'
2841826099432894693376 b'2017-01-30T08:07:07-08:00 <nickmullen> @charles_kinbote was I there'
2842826200509845499905 b'2017-01-30T14:48:46-08:00 <nickmullen> getting surgery on my ass hole to make it cute'
2843826203101275291648 b'2017-01-30T14:59:04-08:00 <nickmullen> @pmurt422 fuck em'
2844826226807842160640 b'2017-01-30T16:33:16-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @memogetter: @nickmullen @AdamFriedland @StavComedy I have to be the 1000th person to send you this https://t.co/ytlkKN00WI'
2845826230001540460545 b"2017-01-30T16:45:57-08:00 <nickmullen> He was also French. Let's not minimize that. They smell and they think they invented eating https://t.co/Bh23cAlIg7"
2846826244412044873728 b'2017-01-30T17:43:13-08:00 <nickmullen> rip obama https://t.co/R3Ci6SkRa9'
2847826244946520862722 b"2017-01-30T17:45:20-08:00 <nickmullen> @kathbarbadoro they're not retarded they're just bad people"
2848826248302698053632 b'2017-01-30T17:58:40-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @screencuisine: NSFW but Conan Exiles has an endowment slider. Big dong, little dong, big dong, little dong https://t.co/MNgGsmlv32'
2849826250439800795136 b"2017-01-30T18:07:10-08:00 <nickmullen> Can someone please explain to me how this is racist??! It's a joke about states rigjts"
2850826251172168290304 b'2017-01-30T18:10:05-08:00 <nickmullen> @GarlicCorgi telling, if you ask me'
2851826258537995198464 b'2017-01-30T18:39:21-08:00 <nickmullen> Can we send Starbucks to sally Yates'
2852826259197180387328 b'2017-01-30T18:41:58-08:00 <nickmullen> the only "AG" i respect is\\nAndrewdice\\nGlay'
2853826259457298538500 b"2017-01-30T18:43:00-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @danacbell: We're so screwed lol"
2854826259512860561409 b'2017-01-30T18:43:13-08:00 <nickmullen> @JeffInBK ahh'
2855826259683962941440 b'2017-01-30T18:43:54-08:00 <nickmullen> (Going around England calling every woman cunt)\\nWhat. why is everyone mad'
2856826265229315174401 b'2017-01-30T19:05:56-08:00 <nickmullen> @AnthonyCumia @MattTheCPA85 yea but the trump admin will perpetuate it in a way thats much more consequential than losing a job man'
2857826266587640524800 b"2017-01-30T19:11:20-08:00 <nickmullen> @machiavellino they did that already it's called tumblr"
2858826268347792756737 b'2017-01-30T19:18:20-08:00 <nickmullen> Theres like 84628 FB groups called KILL OBAMA WITH A GUN!! but now people will be jailed for hoping trump dies in hair transplant surgery'
2859826277116769685506 b'2017-01-30T19:53:10-08:00 <nickmullen> @kathbarbadoro @ChrisCubas the reference is only hard to get because no one knows he lost weight'
2860826289842367713281 b'2017-01-30T20:43:44-08:00 <nickmullen> @virgiltexas @MikeRUnderwood a knock at the door\\nMysterious figure: in the Care bear. The one with the eye patch'
2861826292397600604160 b'2017-01-30T20:53:54-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @BenjaminNorton: Medics said 10 women and children were killed in a US raid in Yemen. \\nAll the headlines focus on the 1 US commando\\nhttps://t.co/C42cEgzE5E'
2862826294105873457152 b'2017-01-30T21:00:41-08:00 <nickmullen> @BaltimoreMatt @virgiltexas @MikeRUnderwood Michael underwear'
2863826294791092707328 b'2017-01-30T21:03:24-08:00 <nickmullen> Lmao Jesus Christ https://t.co/gAxvwMc3KX'
2864826295504929689600 b'2017-01-30T21:06:14-08:00 <nickmullen> President Trump Surprise Announcement: "Marine Todd Will Become Real"'
2865826313769466867712 b"2017-01-30T22:18:49-08:00 <nickmullen> What if sally Yates was uh woody from toy story lol. Trump is sid. I'm wearing a diaper"
2866826314317465280512 b"2017-01-30T22:21:00-08:00 <nickmullen> If anyone can't make it to the protests I'm watching baby movies at my house we can all call jafar trump from my playpen"
2867826315354473365505 b'2017-01-30T22:25:07-08:00 <nickmullen> @BaltimoreMatt lmfao'
2868826315712281055232 b'2017-01-30T22:26:32-08:00 <nickmullen> @trash_ebooks anyone who thought stranger things or westworld were good shows'
2869826316481927532544 b"2017-01-30T22:29:36-08:00 <nickmullen> @Dirt_God I see you've been keeping tabs on my whereabouts"
2870826318128271482880 b'2017-01-30T22:36:08-08:00 <nickmullen> @BaltimoreMatt @thucydiplease @trash_ebooks sams already elected himself to die in his white redemption fantasy prison'
2871826318475111100416 b'2017-01-30T22:37:31-08:00 <nickmullen> @BaltimoreMatt @thucydiplease @trash_ebooks sam how long were you dreaming about this before the gulag hypothetical was posed'
2872826320713363628032 b'2017-01-30T22:46:25-08:00 <nickmullen> Quick reminder that will menaker, jacobin, the DSA, and uh whoever else you hate, are personally responsible for everything I say and do'
2873826322782757715968 b'2017-01-30T22:54:38-08:00 <nickmullen> @prosperdave @crushingbort each page just says "your about to see her boobs" or "hoo boy here they come" or "boobs imminent"'
2874826452457106632704 b'2017-01-31T07:29:55-08:00 <nickmullen> @angry_node @NatGeo weev also lives in the apartment'
2875826454133687382016 b'2017-01-31T07:36:34-08:00 <nickmullen> @BaltimoreMatt @Trillburne can I repost my chimpanzee tweet now in context'
2876826456109393252353 b'2017-01-31T07:44:25-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @immolations: when you try communicating with liberal twitter: https://t.co/wXSkMNsBfx'
2877826456619345117184 b'2017-01-31T07:46:27-08:00 <nickmullen> @BaltimoreMatt @Trillburne a podcast with Anthony Cumia and Anthony Weiner called The Fist and The Glove, where they discuss girls'
2878826460382902509569 b'2017-01-31T08:01:24-08:00 <nickmullen> @BaltimoreMatt @Trillburne lmao'
2879826465562696024064 b'2017-01-31T08:21:59-08:00 <nickmullen> @pcarroll47 @vinterflamma @Lowenaffchen i only went to the meeting because they give away free axe body spray and copies of tucker maxs book'
2880826471026737426434 b'2017-01-31T08:43:42-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @JucheMane: yes...wonderful https://t.co/utt4CdCxkt'
2881826472929273720835 b'2017-01-31T08:51:16-08:00 <nickmullen> @ItsTonyNow thats billy joel'
2882826475704929890306 b"2017-01-31T09:02:17-08:00 <nickmullen> everyones saying what steve bannon looks like... in mean ways. i happen to think he's beatiful"
2883826480016816996353 b'2017-01-31T09:19:25-08:00 <nickmullen> steve bannon looks like... uh a fat guy ate another fat guy... and they had a baby!'
2884826484758502727680 b'2017-01-31T09:38:16-08:00 <nickmullen> @bug_data @JucheMane im laughing so hard'
2885826485365179613184 b'2017-01-31T09:40:41-08:00 <nickmullen> (paul ryan voice) happy birthday to jackie robinson, who would have also banned muslims and also himself from baseball, if alive today'
2886826490075697541120 b'2017-01-31T09:59:24-08:00 <nickmullen> @RedKahina you know i drew that picture of garfield, right?'
2887826492357822529536 b'2017-01-31T10:08:28-08:00 <nickmullen> @RedKahina what'
2888826512345249804288 b'2017-01-31T11:27:53-08:00 <nickmullen> @WrongAce @markbakersucks ah the ole bait and switch'
2889826515977961689094 b'2017-01-31T11:42:19-08:00 <nickmullen> @morgandrose @thucydiplease thats uhhh dan nainan'
2890826517847908159488 b'2017-01-31T11:49:45-08:00 <nickmullen> i dont know the difference between emigrated and immigrated but that doesnt stop me from being a deeply powerful cryptonazi and double agent'
2891826519308851359745 b'2017-01-31T11:55:33-08:00 <nickmullen> @h_hotsprings your welcome'
2892826520021585244160 b'2017-01-31T11:58:23-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @danchovy: Just got back from a #MuslimBan protest to find my existing $34,000 in student loan debt gone! Thanks George \xf0\x9f\x99\x8f\xf0\x9f\x8f\xbd\xf0\x9f\x91\x8f\xf0\x9f\x8f\xbd\xe2\x9c\x8a\xf0\x9f\x8f\xbd\xf0\x9f\x98\x8a\xf0\x9f\x87\xba\xf0\x9f\x87\xb8 https://t.co/dd4r7bLrm5'
2893826520889357385728 b'2017-01-31T12:01:50-08:00 <nickmullen> @whodat820 context is to be discovered, not presented'
2894826522534761857025 b'2017-01-31T12:08:22-08:00 <nickmullen> asterios https://t.co/3580b6BGP2'
2895826522586179837954 b'2017-01-31T12:08:35-08:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen is good*'
2896826525298418130945 b'2017-01-31T12:19:21-08:00 <nickmullen> @virgiltexas @ByYourLogic @IfHillaryHad Day10: carried out that failed raid in Yemen that killed children'
2897826530643039363075 b"2017-01-31T12:40:36-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @theseantcollins: Marvel CEO Ike Perlmutter is a major Trump supporter. Disney CEO Bob Iger is on Trump's policy forum. Quit cosplaying as politics &amp; grow up. https://t.co/0O4izKoX6i"
2898826531158099951616 b'2017-01-31T12:42:38-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @virgiltexas: feel good thread right here https://t.co/GVdkCs0h09'
2899826532044029190145 b"2017-01-31T12:46:10-08:00 <nickmullen> @virgiltexas @pukekiller @ByYourLogic @IfHillaryHad lol well SOMEone hasn't seen the Care Bears movie..."
2900826533063874183169 b'2017-01-31T12:50:13-08:00 <nickmullen> @Lowenaffchen possibly a new use for Arthur'
2901826534246969925632 b'2017-01-31T12:54:55-08:00 <nickmullen> @jonny_is_good @Lowenaffchen lmao'
2902826536713782706180 b"2017-01-31T13:04:43-08:00 <nickmullen> @Justin__Bebis @trash_ebooks sams a good boy and people shouldn't be mean to him"
2903826537237118586880 b'2017-01-31T13:06:48-08:00 <nickmullen> @Justin__Bebis @trash_ebooks (sincerely) I agree'
2904826562964480196608 b'2017-01-31T14:49:02-08:00 <nickmullen> @TankieSinatra I will work on this'
2905826596622264049665 b'2017-01-31T17:02:46-08:00 <nickmullen> @IfHillaryHad @kathbarbadoro are we supposed to read this one in hillary voice'
2906826601063948103680 b'2017-01-31T17:20:25-08:00 <nickmullen> @kathbarbadoro I have 3x the amount of followers as this account and I just tweet racism and misspellings of penis'
2907826601989790384128 b"2017-01-31T17:24:06-08:00 <nickmullen> @kathbarbadoro I'm gonna kill myself"
2908826602768588759042 b'2017-01-31T17:27:12-08:00 <nickmullen> Cause girls go crazy for a shart ass man'
2909826604829921443841 b"2017-01-31T17:35:23-08:00 <nickmullen> @soIidgold @kathbarbadoro when I'm in Austin in march"
2910826605824709640192 b"2017-01-31T17:39:20-08:00 <nickmullen> @gerbshanarb @kathbarbadoro don't tell me what to do motherfucker"
2911826606969091940352 b'2017-01-31T17:43:53-08:00 <nickmullen> @gerbshanarb @kathbarbadoro thanks'
2912826614970678906885 b"2017-01-31T18:15:41-08:00 <nickmullen> @eliweidman @LolaSikes @Hermit_Thrush what makes this so funny is that it's just true and a valid excuse and not just a burn"
2913826616872284086276 b'2017-01-31T18:23:14-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @NorthantsPolice: Man sought following theft of venetian blind from Dunelm Mill, Northampton https://t.co/p4o92znWyV https://t.co/emAU2R0ucE'
2914826624594790457344 b'2017-01-31T18:53:55-08:00 <nickmullen> Lmao https://t.co/XvTkFmY6Wj'
2915826703490147840000 b'2017-02-01T00:07:26-08:00 <nickmullen> This is now an alternate reality account where Andrew dice clay won the election'
2916826703840992952321 b"2017-02-01T00:08:49-08:00 <nickmullen> Day10: eyy I'm tryna get my fuckin dick sucked ova hea. Hickory dickory Syria, da mouse ran up da clock whoa okay hey how ya doin"
2917826704281843748864 b'2017-02-01T00:10:34-08:00 <nickmullen> Day11: executive orda? Baby orda me a fuckin steak and eggs afta my fuckin blow job whoaaa. Little bo peep sat on Obamacare, eyyy alright'
2918826707355958132736 b'2017-02-01T00:22:47-08:00 <nickmullen> @PissPigGranddad eyyyy'
2919826828199699087364 b"2017-02-01T08:22:59-08:00 <nickmullen> This is an excerpt from Trump's speech today https://t.co/lyDfWwsFFd"
2920826833560321531905 b'2017-02-01T08:44:17-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @Rorokhaya: So the literal exact thing people were worried about https://t.co/bFYwdcaMrl'
2921826882284141809670 b'2017-02-01T11:57:53-08:00 <nickmullen> @willmenaker @AllenSturgill @DandiaAsad @TheWeams ours is yemeni but the guy that makes the sandwiches is mexican so im hoping im safe'
2922826887745050202112 b'2017-02-01T12:19:35-08:00 <nickmullen> @karengeier @Mobute didnt read the caption faving the breasts'
2923826888041180577793 b'2017-02-01T12:20:46-08:00 <nickmullen> sean spicer is just realdonaldtrump_ebooks'
2924826894792391086080 b'2017-02-01T12:47:36-08:00 <nickmullen> @OhioGanja i was on heroin'
2925826894929356062721 b'2017-02-01T12:48:08-08:00 <nickmullen> @Mobute @karengeier its comforting to know that no matter how bad the world gets, there will always be hueg tits'
2926826900904200765440 b'2017-02-01T13:11:53-08:00 <nickmullen> this is a horny account'
2927826949846233907200 b'2017-02-01T16:26:21-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @Reddit_txt: sometimes walking down the street or at the store or something, you just see some boobs and think, "man i wanna touch those."'
2928826953232735940608 b'2017-02-01T16:39:49-08:00 <nickmullen> Lars Larson is built into the Skype app. He appears when you use the test call feature. He calls everyone commander'
2929826956683264086017 b'2017-02-01T16:53:32-08:00 <nickmullen> Thank You, Commander (2017)\\nDirected by Christopher Guest\\nLars Larson - Fred Willard\\nSean Spicer - Michael McKean'
2930826961069411274752 b'2017-02-01T17:10:57-08:00 <nickmullen> When u watch Sicario last night and ur the president &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; https://t.co/KGKTBijPEm'
2931826961882082852864 b'2017-02-01T17:14:11-08:00 <nickmullen> (lars larson ordering pizza) Yes, high admiral Papa, my most respectful regards to you and yours. i would like an extra large pep and sprite'
2932826962316776374274 b'2017-02-01T17:15:55-08:00 <nickmullen> #MyKindOfPartyIncludes nacho cheee doritos. theres been a nacho cheese renaissance lately and few are aware'
2933826962469088325633 b'2017-02-01T17:16:31-08:00 <nickmullen> @gerbshanarb did you see sicario'
2934826962657995522052 b'2017-02-01T17:17:16-08:00 <nickmullen> @gerbshanarb so did the president and he wants to be sicario now'
2935826962782566412288 b'2017-02-01T17:17:46-08:00 <nickmullen> @shrekpissslave @gerbshanarb its good but i watched it on my large tv'
2936826963151375757313 b'2017-02-01T17:19:14-08:00 <nickmullen> @shrekpissslave @gerbshanarb https://t.co/tyP8og1qig'
2937826963859906904064 b'2017-02-01T17:22:03-08:00 <nickmullen> Comet Ping Pong Mysteriously Rebrands As "White Supremacy Pizza" https://t.co/YRP0JlrRWj'
2938826978897350819841 b'2017-02-01T18:21:48-08:00 <nickmullen> (pualy) you know they say that pussy is the ultimate aphrodisiac'
2939826979192269107200 b'2017-02-01T18:22:58-08:00 <nickmullen> Was it tapdancing https://t.co/kF2abdVQ7N'
2940826980721164242945 b'2017-02-01T18:29:03-08:00 <nickmullen> is it paul blart https://t.co/f6d2auol5i'
2941826992997283815424 b'2017-02-01T19:17:49-08:00 <nickmullen> I love this tweet so much lmao https://t.co/GZgfybWAQ5'
2942826997982138626048 b'2017-02-01T19:37:38-08:00 <nickmullen> That "boy" is the most powerful hacker in the Western Hemisphere https://t.co/pk3ya8ObQu'
2943826998389418160128 b"2017-02-01T19:39:15-08:00 <nickmullen> @Bro_Pair this hurts because that's actually my dream for myself"
2944826998722026467330 b'2017-02-01T19:40:34-08:00 <nickmullen> @Bro_Pair do we have his and hers playstations'
2945826998902138212352 b'2017-02-01T19:41:17-08:00 <nickmullen> @Bro_Pair but can you fuck it'
2946826999668294942720 b"2017-02-01T19:44:20-08:00 <nickmullen> @benhafe it's already up"
2947827000533890244610 b'2017-02-01T19:47:46-08:00 <nickmullen> @ZzozxoxX @PREMIUMPONCHO that was literally the point of anime and everyone had to turn it into a joke'
2948827004947438981120 b'2017-02-01T20:05:19-08:00 <nickmullen> @ScumbagLeft RIP to the light post that got knocked down'
2949827005175269310464 b'2017-02-01T20:06:13-08:00 <nickmullen> @chump_dick @ScumbagLeft it was me'
2950827005555520761856 b'2017-02-01T20:07:44-08:00 <nickmullen> @andylassner ""executive""'
2951827006006949449729 b'2017-02-01T20:09:31-08:00 <nickmullen> @chump_dick @ScumbagLeft actually I am?? Thanks for reminding me'
2952827006476392742912 b'2017-02-01T20:11:23-08:00 <nickmullen> The sad part happens when antifa finds out milo actually had to cancel because his oafish ass and thighs got stuck in a metal detector'
2953827008337329938436 b"2017-02-01T20:18:47-08:00 <nickmullen> @VladiRad3 it still ain't fascism unless the police do it"
2954827009167898583040 b'2017-02-01T20:22:05-08:00 <nickmullen> @BrandyLJensen terraforming Mars'
2955827010043207884801 b"2017-02-01T20:25:34-08:00 <nickmullen> @ScumbagLeft @NotHandegg @Cognac_McCarthy whoa whoa what's wrong with the coke"
2956827010770563108864 b"2017-02-01T20:28:27-08:00 <nickmullen> @r_vonsloneker @ScumbagLeft @scotland5finest first of all asshole it's called marketing not sucking up. And yes"
2957827015000225095681 b"2017-02-01T20:45:15-08:00 <nickmullen> @911VICTIM I've also noticed this"
2958827018738671218688 b"2017-02-01T21:00:07-08:00 <nickmullen> When the civil war happens I'm opening a compound for my and my friends where we can watch madtv and lift weights"
2959827019014677393409 b'2017-02-01T21:01:13-08:00 <nickmullen> @jp_bse your banned'
2960827019734927470592 b'2017-02-01T21:04:04-08:00 <nickmullen> @jp_bse good'
2961827019911742488580 b'2017-02-01T21:04:46-08:00 <nickmullen> @FucktardIdiot thems the rules'
2962827021705923133440 b"2017-02-01T21:11:54-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @tupacdurex: hmm honestly I don't think she should have chosen to be blind https://t.co/RRNo3Dab03"
2963827022164671025153 b'2017-02-01T21:13:44-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @tupacdurex: bunch of guys in ski-masks+spats with tommy guns rob a sperm bank and making the getaway while opening the vials and chugging the cum'
2964827032033843097600 b'2017-02-01T21:52:57-08:00 <nickmullen> @chump_dick ofc. Everyone fromgroup DM'
2965827034568972713984 b"2017-02-01T22:03:01-08:00 <nickmullen> Why does Australia have refugees what's happening in Australia. Did that boomerang finally come back"
2966827034794848636929 b"2017-02-01T22:03:55-08:00 <nickmullen> @zandywithaz I'm gonna die someday"
2967827035357740924928 b'2017-02-01T22:06:09-08:00 <nickmullen> @BaltimoreMatt every Australian word is a racial slur'
2968827036379108433920 b'2017-02-01T22:10:13-08:00 <nickmullen> @DastardlyJerks @BaltimoreMatt none of us watch anime'
2969827036645262229508 b"2017-02-01T22:11:16-08:00 <nickmullen> Australia's chief export is men in boys shorts that become national heroes for harassing wildlife imho not a big loss"
2970827036809964163072 b"2017-02-01T22:11:55-08:00 <nickmullen> @BaltimoreMatt that's actually the plot of transformers. That's what they're looking for, a word to call the deceptions"
2971827037800931409920 b'2017-02-01T22:15:52-08:00 <nickmullen> @edzitron smart meat thermometer was my nickname in prison'
2972827046211588874240 b'2017-02-01T22:49:17-08:00 <nickmullen> One of my all time favorites https://t.co/0n4o1Th832'
2973827046853363560448 b"2017-02-01T22:51:50-08:00 <nickmullen> @TitusNation @rockinlady @wesleysnipes why isn't your show available on any streaming services it was one of the best sitcoms of all time"
2974827047322223837184 b"2017-02-01T22:53:42-08:00 <nickmullen> @kathbarbadoro irony poisoning isn't real"
2975827047559566880768 b'2017-02-01T22:54:38-08:00 <nickmullen> @kathbarbadoro I was born this way'
2976827051847672270848 b'2017-02-01T23:11:41-08:00 <nickmullen> Wow apparently gorsuch founded a club in hs called the Pussy Posse'
2977827053788800417792 b"2017-02-01T23:19:23-08:00 <nickmullen> @kathbarbadoro I'm just tired and I want to die"
2978827209329426198529 b'2017-02-02T09:37:27-08:00 <nickmullen> This is the new theme song for the show someone make it please https://t.co/bOKgBHI0CH'
2979827209920139427840 b'2017-02-02T09:39:48-08:00 <nickmullen> @doing_irony @gerbshanarb okay'
2980827210513364959232 b'2017-02-02T09:42:09-08:00 <nickmullen> @gerbshanarb @doing_irony yes'
2981827212115534569472 b"2017-02-02T09:48:31-08:00 <nickmullen> @gerbshanarb thank you that's all I wanted"
2982827212578304753664 b'2017-02-02T09:50:22-08:00 <nickmullen> @gerbshanarb nice printer'
2983827213662280642560 b'2017-02-02T09:54:40-08:00 <nickmullen> (deaf guy checking out girls ass) Auuuum, shanti! https://t.co/RsDRC4mI3L'
2984827215043246882817 b'2017-02-02T10:00:09-08:00 <nickmullen> @playoncrutches that dude ruled'
2985827217652129099776 b"2017-02-02T10:10:31-08:00 <nickmullen> @InternetHippo that's all I want"
2986827220411356217345 b"2017-02-02T10:21:29-08:00 <nickmullen> Yeah I guess you could say all dogs go to heaven....when I'm in the mood to eat pussy \xf0\x9f\x98\x8e"
2987827221045367148549 b'2017-02-02T10:24:00-08:00 <nickmullen> @gerbshanarb this guy did it better sorry https://t.co/lY5i7at6gU'
2988827229304958361600 b'2017-02-02T10:56:50-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @DonsLawnSalon: For the last time Yes!!!! It is COMPLETELY ok to punch a feminazi'
2989827229902290223104 b'2017-02-02T10:59:12-08:00 <nickmullen> @gerbshanarb are you asking me to or describing this one'
2990827234207806140416 b'2017-02-02T11:16:19-08:00 <nickmullen> (putting ear to Pussy and sniffing ass hole) \\nstorms comin'
2991827241366606446592 b'2017-02-02T11:44:45-08:00 <nickmullen> @gerbshanarb'
2992827241381831835649 b'2017-02-02T11:44:49-08:00 <nickmullen> @gerbshanarb yea'
2993827243235282210816 b'2017-02-02T11:52:11-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @willmenaker: @gerbshanarb @nickmullen #ReplaceAdamWithGerby'
2994827546770385281024 b"2017-02-03T07:58:19-08:00 <nickmullen> @NeverCanNezzer @shrekpissslave @skigurl @moshekasher lol it's who's. moron"
2995827589364360310784 b'2017-02-03T10:47:34-08:00 <nickmullen> A gynecologist that says "nice" every time he starts an exam but casually enough that he never gets in trouble for it'
2996827591394634190850 b'2017-02-03T10:55:39-08:00 <nickmullen> @jordan_harper you gotta like gently clear you throat just before and punctuate it with "nice"'
2997827592018922708992 b'2017-02-03T10:58:07-08:00 <nickmullen> My dick used harden'
2998827594387462946820 b'2017-02-03T11:07:32-08:00 <nickmullen> Powerful Friday in casa del online https://t.co/vgpii0bZIS'
2999827600134733180928 b"2017-02-03T11:30:22-08:00 <nickmullen> @DonsLawnSalon why isn't it playing I keep hitting play"
3000827600155692113920 b"2017-02-03T11:30:27-08:00 <nickmullen> @DonsLawnSalon it's not loading"
3001827600189460463616 b'2017-02-03T11:30:35-08:00 <nickmullen> @DonsLawnSalon something is wrong with the gif'
3002827600239582445570 b"2017-02-03T11:30:47-08:00 <nickmullen> @DonsLawnSalon please reipload this it's not working for some of us"
3003827600362139971585 b"2017-02-03T11:31:17-08:00 <nickmullen> @DonsLawnSalon I've submitted FIVE (5) customer service tickets about this gif not working and no respond???!"
3004827600996566183936 b'2017-02-03T11:33:48-08:00 <nickmullen> The bowling green massacre was when the financial district fucked up the global economy and ruined millions of lives'
3005827601135762567169 b'2017-02-03T11:34:21-08:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen sorry just hearing about this bowling green thing now I was making smoothies all morning'
3006827601237340209152 b'2017-02-03T11:34:45-08:00 <nickmullen> @nickmullen if someone already made this joke they stole it from me while I was prepping grapes'
3007827619129351868416 b'2017-02-03T12:45:51-08:00 <nickmullen> A woman on a farmhouse porch ringing a triangle and me and a bunch of other horny accounts running in from a field to get pussy'
3008827654292341395459 b"2017-02-03T15:05:35-08:00 <nickmullen> @NeverCanNezzer you're"
3009827664352757084160 b'2017-02-03T15:45:33-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @lovelessashi: Yes please. https://t.co/fpJs1Cb5mW'
3010827664631363674113 b'2017-02-03T15:46:40-08:00 <nickmullen> I retweet hentai sometimes btw if u just followed me because of my Fresh Air appearance'
3011827667408345239552 b'2017-02-03T15:57:42-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @GamSoertz: @nickmullen id love it if u could rt more so when my gf catches me lookin at hentai i can blame twitter thanks'
3012827668115760754688 b"2017-02-03T16:00:30-08:00 <nickmullen> @karengeier I was at Sirius when olyphant and Barrymore were promoting it in another studio, so in a way, I'm on the show and the star of it"
3013827671051912015873 b"2017-02-03T16:12:10-08:00 <nickmullen> I'm inventing a new surgery to make pussy lips open like lambo doors stay tuned for a whole new type of bitch 2017"
3014827703147678334977 b"2017-02-03T18:19:43-08:00 <nickmullen> @NeverCanNezzer @Jezzerat no they don't"
3015827711137970008064 b'2017-02-03T18:51:28-08:00 <nickmullen> Just having a pb&amp;j sandiwch :)\\n\\n.. pussy butthole and jackingoff'
3016827717109228642308 b'2017-02-03T19:15:11-08:00 <nickmullen> Avin a shat on the big loo wif all me mates'
3017827718558255874049 b'2017-02-03T19:20:57-08:00 <nickmullen> oim from Poochester bruv, the hamlet with the big toilet innit'
3018827748377203003396 b"2017-02-03T21:19:26-08:00 <nickmullen> I'm mad because there's people in my mentions that think gullwing doors and lambo doors are the same thing"
3019827751669307936772 b"2017-02-03T21:32:31-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @LeBaronTurbo: @nickmullen I'm having an aneurysm"
3020827769817130270721 b'2017-02-03T22:44:38-08:00 <nickmullen> For the actual interview just go in nude and under gender put down "it\'s the 90\'s, jerry"'
3021827769889331019777 b'2017-02-03T22:44:55-08:00 <nickmullen> @zandywithaz @someofmybest *whom'
3022827770530422018049 b'2017-02-03T22:47:28-08:00 <nickmullen> @leducviolet gull wing'
3023827771872716738560 b'2017-02-03T22:52:48-08:00 <nickmullen> @leducviolet the most beautiful cars imo are the 50s benz gullwings'
3024827772036437114880 b"2017-02-03T22:53:27-08:00 <nickmullen> @Molly_Kats @zandywithaz @someofmybest wh'ome"
3025827779382995451904 b"2017-02-03T23:22:38-08:00 <nickmullen> I think it's good to punch Nazis. Incidentally I'm also biding my time until the growing definition of Nazi includes anyone who is french"
3026827780006415826945 b'2017-02-03T23:25:07-08:00 <nickmullen> @RamboBraveheart dan nainan?'
3027827897717229760513 b'2017-02-04T07:12:52-08:00 <nickmullen> @MicrosoftINCEL @askforcombi @randygdub booking him for cum town rn'
3028827899588916936705 b"2017-02-04T07:20:18-08:00 <nickmullen> @randygdub @MicrosoftINCEL @askforcombi it'd turn into us gonging him every time he said anything but doing it with his own name"
3029827953810719043587 b'2017-02-04T10:55:45-08:00 <nickmullen> she wanted to see if time flies lol https://t.co/PUmkVzk32q'
3030827954485108547585 b'2017-02-04T10:58:26-08:00 <nickmullen> @AdamFlowersVox im sorry'
3031827995844020432897 b'2017-02-04T13:42:47-08:00 <nickmullen> RT @ahrabik: GAVIN MCINNESS: antifa filled my car with mice and my gay child named them all and is keeping them as pets.'
3032827996210288029696 b'2017-02-04T13:44:14-08:00 <nickmullen> me (both) https://t.co/TDyNoXPfyX'
3033827997725778116613 b'2017-02-04T13:50:15-08:00 <nickmullen> @leducviolet Greg you were at home playing FIFA when the protests happened'
3034828034887596781568 b'2017-02-04T16:17:56-08:00 <nickmullen> I do declare I shall take this evening to sexually pleasurize my glans and testes in a most cummacious manner'
3035828044037697454080 b'2017-02-04T16:54:17-08:00 <nickmullen> @cushbomb @chump_dick carpet bombing is when you bomb countries that make carpets'
3036828046588446699520 b'2017-02-04T17:04:25-08:00 <nickmullen> "But he\'s a gay Jewish guy with a micropenis, how could he be a nazi???" https://t.co/HktLyCm3Tr'
3037828047577568391168 b'2017-02-04T17:08:21-08:00 <nickmullen> @thomas_violence space is only for white people is such a good take that it brings him back to irony'
3038828080790869254144 b"2017-02-04T19:20:20-08:00 <nickmullen> Yo side note props to the original Nazis for having people still afraid of them 100 years later or whatever. That's cred. Gotta give props"
3039828083603770920961 b'2017-02-04T19:31:30-08:00 <nickmullen> Why would you say rethink this as if I thought about it the first time. I tweet on passion. I do this passionately'
3040828084221772193792 b"2017-02-04T19:33:58-08:00 <nickmullen> I'm gonna get into origami tonight what should I start with"
3041828084518888337408 b'2017-02-04T19:35:09-08:00 <nickmullen> I\'ve never bothered translating "y tu mama tambien" and I\'ve always just assumed it\'s a crucial burn'
3042828084628611334145 b'2017-02-04T19:35:35-08:00 <nickmullen> @Moose_Bigelow how'
3043828098269892968448 b'2017-02-04T20:29:47-08:00 <nickmullen> @willmenaker @cushbomb (using phrenology calipers to measure a tiny Asian asshole) perrrrfect'
3044828099008665104384 b'2017-02-04T20:32:43-08:00 <nickmullen> Dream huckabee response: yeah he was in a movie called all dogs go to heaven lol https://t.co/hflZBjeupZ'
3045828115438005583872 b"2017-02-04T21:38:00-08:00 <nickmullen> @kathbarbadoro @springconvert @CapCityComedy I'm fine with that. I wasn't given any input on who is featuring"
30461019761251050840065 b'2018-07-18T18:50:03-07:00 <nickmullen> (very quietly) are we allowed to say the n word on here yet'
30471019762285022273538 b'2018-07-18T18:54:09-07:00 <nickmullen> @pr0spector88 @intellegint Thanks I really only logged back in to respond to a dm from a girl with huge breast and mental illness'
30481019772989984952320 b'2018-07-18T19:36:41-07:00 <nickmullen> My 5 point return plan\\n1 find common ground between the new rich&amp;powerful dsa retards and my pumpkin faced friends\\n2 solve the Roseanne crisis\\n3 how about MAMA johns pizza? And she\xe2\x80\x99s ACTUALLY fat this time???\\n4 Donald trump and Putin? Yeah, I\xe2\x80\x99ll call them faggots\\n5 Sell buttons'
30491019774469747945473 b'2018-07-18T19:42:34-07:00 <nickmullen> @moshekasher Im genuinely curious'
30501019774697100185600 b'2018-07-18T19:43:28-07:00 <nickmullen> @kaliyugapants @moshekasher That was my idea actually and everyone laughed and clapped and pointed at me when I suggested in the room (my cock was out also)'