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1When your friend Rend-is mad as fuck-and you want him-to chill, chill rend,
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3Black panther, pink panther, 
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5No one, Russian dash cams, 
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7Mark zuckerberg says Face book has-been an innovator in privacy, clearly we’re-being bamboozled, 
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9Mom, waiting on couch-when I get home from school, anything you’d-like-to tell me, me, fuck fuck fuck fuck shit, fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck shit fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck shit fuck fuck fuck, 
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11Your fly-is open, why you looking-there, 
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13Clement vallandigham, a lawyer who-while trying-to demonstrate how-the victim might-have accidentally shot himself shot himself-and died, he-then won-the case, task failed successfully, 
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15RT-if you still know-what-this-is, the we’s forskin, 
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17Haters will see you teleport-and-be-like he don’t got a car doe broke ass nibba,
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19I’m going into-the war of 1812, any advice-or tips, 
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21Muslims, jews, christians, jesus was cool, fuck pork, gifts in December, 
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23Leh go star wars, george lucas with 4.05 billion dollars, 
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25Thot patrol high scores, Henry-thee 8th, thots slain, 5, created divorce-to free men from thots everywhere, ah rat, thots slain, one third of Europe, Columbus, sneezed on-some thots-and wiped out all thots in north-and-south america, 
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27Therapist, bean Shapiro-isn’t real, he can’t hurt you, bean Shapiro, 
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29I really-like you, would you-like-to-be my girlfriend, I-have a boyfriend with cancer-and I’m really worried-about him, oh-sorry I didn’t know, is he dead now, 
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31Student, I just got rejected from art school my life-is over, hitler, well, aheh, there-is another option, 
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33Jaguar won’t-be euthanized-after zoo attack on selfie taking Arizona woman officials say, I died for-this, 
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35The oldest known masks in-the world dating back 9,000 years, they were found in-the Judea desert, put-them back, 
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37Did you know, left handed people-have a higher chance of finishing-their exam on time than people who died at birth, 
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39I’m tired of Florida can-they-even do-this, is-this legal, nibba got pulled over-by Optimus prime, 
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41Dogs-when-they find out-they’re made of bones, hum, 
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43This emoji has-been found, 
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45My neck, my back, my, classic humous pack, 
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47My dog-whenever I come home smelling-like another dog, welcome home cheater, 
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49Her, you must-be a cow stuck in a tire-if you think we’re fucking, me, 
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51Bali, Indonesia, people say-they’re traveling-after-their kids grah jew ate, I’m trying-to travel-before-they’re born, fuck-them kids, 
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53I’m-begging of you please-don’t take my van, jolen, 
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55Fort nite, report-this add, this add may-be based on websites you’ve visited, 
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57Female-bell peppers-have four lobes more seeds-and are sweeter than male-bell peppers, if you’ve ever put a 3 lobe pepper in your mouth you’re gay, fellas, 
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59Pages, stick, teacher nibbas, 
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61Dinosaurs one second-before-the meteor killed-them, 
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63When you confidently walk into-the wrong class, 
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65He won’t move his stuff, suffer in silence, t-pose-to show dominance,
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67Soulja boy donates 2007 wardrobe-to-be used as tents for refugees, 
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69Shoe repair, I will heel you, I will save your-sole, I will-even dye for you, 
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71Nobody, open carry states, 
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73Me using, to find roots of x squared minus one equals zero, 
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75When-it-is-the 30th anniversary of-the world wide web-and no one-is celebrating-it, sad processing noises, 
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77I mean I feel-like-this-is a little dramatic, DJ Roomba requires your attention, DJ Roomba-is stuck near a cliff, 
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79Is-it incest-if you fuck mayonnaise, hitler once spoke-and Stalin said, yeet, 
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81Me, draws a huge penis on my unconscious friends face, everyone else at-the funeral, 
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83No one, Russian dash cam videos, 
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85No one, Russian dash cam videos, 
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87Me, big test I-have-tomorrow, 30 minutes of studying at one ay m, 
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89What’s on-the exam, Mahgino line, what I study, 
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91Nibbas-when-they say-they giving up school for lent, 
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94Video games allow us-to do-and experience things-that are completely impossible in real life, you awaken feeling well rested, 
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96Meow, you just ate, meow, you’re-too little for all-this food, meow, 
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98Carl-is back, you thought he was gone, he was, but now he’s back, you can say hi-to carl again, 
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100Some of you never tried-to force a volleyball as far underwater as you could at a pool as a kid only-to-have-it shoot up-and hit you in-the fucking face-and-it shows, 
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102When-the marvel intro-is replaced with a Stan lee-themed intro, 
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104Was driving down-the street-when I sneezed into my elbow slash forearm-and a group of teens on-the sidewalk yelled ay-they think I dabbed-and I think i’m in a gang now, 
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106Nobody-is born cool, except of course, 
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108Jenna marbles on youTube in 2050, I ate-the-toxic waste from-the nuclear weapons of world war three, 
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110Which way will-it land, this will create a black hole, 
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112To a-toddler, ay-what you got in your hand, toddler, 
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114Me going back home-after a long day of making-the homies laugh, 
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116My hot ex from high school messaged me saying she’ll-be in-town for a day-and wants-to meet up, but-it happens-to-be on my dad’s birthday, so now I-have-to choose-between-the person I lost my virginity-to-or my ex girlfriend, 
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118you guys need-to calm down I’m just joking, my ex wants nothing-to do with me, 
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120Allies giving all post world war one debt-to germany, pick up-the whole fucking deck nibba, 
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122Sticker, airport workers, what-the fuck-is-that-even supposed-to mean, 
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124Attention mayo chup lovers, mayo must-and mayo cue are hitting-the shelves-soon, How far do you think mayo tard got-before-someone flagged an-issue, 
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126Dinner’s ready, me, come set-the table, me, 
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128Everyone, girls-that get-touched-by literally anything, 
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130Atheists-be-like, yo you got-that gas money, 
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132Poop-be-like, I’m out-this man’s hole, 
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134Hidden inside every skyscraper-is a continuous waterfall of human excrement falling down-to-the sewers-below, 
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136No one, cows in-tornado movies, 
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138My 20s, 1920s, the great depression,
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140Therapist, canadian are not real-they can’t hurt you, canadian, aggressive nice guy demands handshake, 
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142breaking news, Madagascar just fucking left, africa ran out of fucking food-so we’re moving-to Australia I guess, 
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144No one, soccer commentators, 
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146My girlfriend, hugs me, my dick, I-believe-total mobilization-is in-order, 
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148Which one are you, ay, b, c, ay-is still-too high, 
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150Watch for children, best trade I’ve ever made, 
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152No one trump, you want a wall, 
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154Y’all motherfuckers-be tweeting from a iPhone l o l get-like me, texas instruments TI-84 plus graphing calculator, 
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156When-the two smartest nibbas in-the class-have different answers, 
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158Difficulty in breaking, 
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160Me, pisses in-the shower, home dee poh employee, 
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162Ay yo stark I dead ass don’t feel-so good my guy, 
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164My girlfriend fell asleep-and me n-the dog just-been talking, 
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166Everyone hates ketchup pre-cum, 
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168The awkward moment-when-some guy-behind you has-the same look, 
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170This hedgehog-is cheering for you-because you can do anything, 
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172Is on-the Ellen show, ellen, so I heard you, me, omg Ellen you fixed my mike thanks-it wasn’t working earlier, 
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174Go stupid, go crazy, 
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176American friend, how tall are you, me, I’m 1.93 meters, American friend, all right-then, keep your secrets,
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179Random dirty stuff on-the floor, exists, baby nibbas, 
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181Me, received a phone call-and move-to other room, moms reaction, 
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183Some of you need-to just wash your pillowcases instead of investing in a 14 step skin care routine please, 
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185My hobbies, switching-between-the same three apps for hours, not speaking-to anyone for days at a time, listening-to-the same-song I-have-been listening-to for 20 years, imagining myself in situations-that will literally never exist, 
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187Women, I want a fit-and tall guy, men, I want a woman who-is not fat, women, do you-have any fucking idea how rude-that was, 
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189When your coh worker jeff-is on vacation-and you pull a super silly prank-by changing-the wallpaper on his computer-to my little pony-or-something funny-like-that l o l, 
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191Consider-this kiwi, thank you for considering-this kiwi, 
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193Me trying-to put my change in my wallet, the next guy in line, 
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195Me angry at my dad for not-being-there for me, my dad, 
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197Clash of clans, oh no, your barbarians are calling-the hod riders-the n word, 
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199Japan, lets draw our characters cuter, america, lets draw our characters as-the most horrid looking people ever-to exist, 
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201Me trying-to get-the last Pringle from-the can, 
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203Hitler-to himself during his last moments, I’m-about-to end-this man’s whole career, 
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205Me, puts porn on-the tv-since my mom went shopping, best buy employees, 
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207When you’re level one-and-have-to wear any armor you can get, 
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209So I got a notification from our security camera-that-someone was at-the front door, buzz him in l o l, 
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211Seeing google map’s estimated arrival time as a challenge, 
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213Baby, has a birthmark, Spartans, throw back, 
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215Doctor, you’re-son’s going-to-be ok, mom, great, doctor, no, just ok, he’s a very mediocre-son, 
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217The only person-that calls everyday-to check up on me, scam-likely, 
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219When your friend sends you a funny global warming meme-but you don’t wanna laugh-too hard cause you know oxygen-is limited, 
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221Normal eye, eye with glock coma, 
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223eye siss supporter, leaves country-to join eye siss, country, revokes citizenship, eye siss supporter, 
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225Me on ellen, ellen, i heard you-like roman history, friends-and family surround me with knives, me, omg Ellen you didn’t, 
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227Swear jar, saying-that you will start your essay-today-but you didn’t jar, 
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229No one, white girls on snap chat, 
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231When you forget-to change your printer settings, why are you grey, 
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233Nobody, 2008 music lyric vieos, i’m blue da ba dee da ba die,