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1 [05:55] * DM (DM@75-13-95-10.lightspeed.austtx.sbcglobal.net) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
2[05:55] * ChanServ sets mode: +o DM
3[05:56] * DM is now known as Hana
4[05:57] * yzabtech|Mike|Feraku (~yzabtech@pool-108-27-246-178.nycmny.fios.verizon.net) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
5[05:57] * Hana is now known as Vamp_Bartender_Hana
6[05:57] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> don't mind me
7[05:58] * Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit (Vampsquirr@airbears2-136-152-142-52.AirBears2.Berkeley.EDU) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
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10[05:59] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> ((i was here before it was cool))
11[05:59] * Bond|Tyron (Thingymabo@CPE-120-145-151-48.lnse2.pie.bigpond.net.au) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
12[05:59] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> ((thanks, whois))
13[05:59] * FemShep|Aurora (~Letaali@h75412.koas.jyu.fi) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
14[06:00] * @Vamp_Bartender_Hana stands behind the bar, waiting for any requests
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16[06:01] <FemShep|Aurora> "Oh hey, bartender! Is it cool if I bring my own drinks" Aurora asks as she walks in with a glass in hand
17[06:01] * Skitter|Lyra (uid117739@id-117739.tooting.irccloud.com) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
18[06:02] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana looks, "No, it is not."
19[06:02] <FemShep|Aurora> "Ughh..."
20[06:02] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Mike walks up to the bartender.
21[06:02] * Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit hops over to the bar
22[06:03] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> "Hey, does United States federal law apply here?"
23[06:03] <Skitter|Lyra> "Probably not."
24[06:03] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "More than likely not."
25[06:03] <FemShep|Aurora> "What do you have? Give me something spooky"
26[06:04] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> "That's cool."
27[06:04] <Ghost|Callum> "wats dah strohgast ting u gawt"
28[06:04] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> "Do you have an imported selection?"
29[06:04] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "It is not much of a choice." Hana takes the teapot and pours a burnt orange looking juice into a glass for Aurora
30[06:04] <Buccaneer|Thom> Thom walks up to the bar, visibly pissed off. "Serve me up some drink barkeep, so I can drink myself out of this goddamn accent. That, or I'll pass out and miss this whole horrid affair."
31[06:04] * Dementor|Jacob (Jacob_Bran@c-98-220-39-111.hsd1.in.comcast.net) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
32[06:04] * Black_Widow|Amelia (objectiveD@204.84.244.12) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
33[06:04] <Bond|Tyron> "I'll have a vodka martini, shaken not stirred."
34[06:05] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana pours another drink for Thom, this one strangely purple
35[06:05] * Spidergwen|Lily (webchat@66.232.204.178) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
36[06:05] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> She pours a final one for Tyron, a pale yellow
37[06:05] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> "H1 bartender! Can 1 have a dr1nk t<><>?!"
38[06:05] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "Yes, of course."
39[06:06] <FemShep|Aurora> "What's in this?" Looks at the drink warily
40[06:06] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> She pours another drink for Ezra, very pale green and aromatic smelling
41[06:06] * Buccaneer|Thom attempts to drink the liquid.
42[06:06] <Dementor|Jacob> "Aurora, you are of Time...yes, indeed. You sent me...here."
43[06:06] * Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit drinks the green and aromatic liquid
44[06:06] * nurse|Frederick (~kaiser@host143.200-43-131.telecom.net.ar) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
45[06:06] * ChanServ sets mode: +o nurse|Frederick
46[06:06] <FemShep|Aurora> "I did that?"
47[06:07] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Thom's costume suddenly changes, and he finds himself now dressed as an astronaut
48[06:07] <FemShep|Aurora> "Huh..." Aurora marks down another time loop to complete
49[06:07] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Ezra finds that their drink is simply green tea
50[06:07] <Bond|Tyron> "No time like the present."
51[06:07] * Buccaneer|Thom is now known as Astronaut|Thom
52[06:07] * Bond|Tyron downs the whole glass in a single swig
53[06:07] * Orea|Dark_Angel (Orea|DarkA@cpc27-heme10-2-0-cust754.9-1.cable.virginm.net) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
54[06:08] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> "Mmmm, th1s 1s g<><>d!"
55[06:08] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> It is incredibly sour, and is pure lemon juice
56[06:08] * SherlockHolmes|Alex_H (Alex_Hyfas@c-76-100-50-255.hsd1.md.comcast.net) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
57[06:08] * FemShep|Aurora Aurora adds whisky to her weird pumpkin drink
58[06:08] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana knocks the whiskey away, "No outside drinks."
59[06:08] <FemShep|Aurora> "Hey!"
60[06:08] <Astronaut|Thom> "Well, at least I don't have to have a weird accent anymore. This is Major Thom to ground control, thankful for weird, magic drinks."
61[06:09] <Bond|Tyron> "Another if you will barkeep."
62[06:09] * Spidergwen|Lily (webchat@66.232.204.178) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
63[06:09] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana pours another one, this time a strange opaque grey
64[06:09] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> she passes it to Tyron
65[06:09] <Dementor|Jacob> "Actually, there are...interesting things that happen if I do not die...did you know that?"
66[06:10] * Orea|Dark_Angel (Orea|DarkA@cpc27-heme10-2-0-cust754.9-1.cable.virginm.net) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
67[06:10] * SherlockHolmes|Alex_H (Alex_Hyfas@c-76-100-50-255.hsd1.md.comcast.net) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
68[06:10] <Bond|Tyron> "I was hoping for the same thing but I suppose whatever your offering will have to do."
69[06:10] <FemShep|Aurora> "Sure, do tell"
70[06:10] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "There is no real choice involved in these drinks, besides whether to have one or not."
71[06:11] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> "Well, 1''ll have an<>ther!"
72[06:11] * Astronaut|Thom begins humming the theme to Bowie's "Space Oddyssey"
73[06:11] <Skitter|Lyra> "Alcoholic?"
74[06:12] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana pours another for Ezra, handing over a neon orange drink.
75[06:12] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "They are sometimes."
76[06:12] <Skitter|Lyra> "I'm good, then."
77[06:12] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> "My last <>ne was tea!" I say drinking the orange drink.
78[06:12] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> The dirnk is very sugar, and tastes strongly of candy corn.
79[06:13] * DeathStroke|Mauiki (DeathStrok@ncsu-nat1-2.ncstate.net) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
80[06:13] <Astronaut|Thom> "If you don't mind, I'd like another drink, please."
81[06:13] * Skitter|Lyra quietly leaves
82[06:13] * Skitter|Lyra (uid117739@id-117739.tooting.irccloud.com) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
83[06:13] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> "And th1s <>ne's l1ke candy!"
84[06:13] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Mike asks for a drink. It's not like this is canon or anything.
85[06:13] * DeathStroke|Mauiki walks in and takes a seat at the bar
86[06:13] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana pours another purple drink, handing it over to Thom
87[06:13] * Black_Widow|Amelia follows robot man
88[06:14] <Black_Widow|Amelia> Can I have a drink please?
89[06:14] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana pours yet another purple drink and gives it to Mike
90[06:14] <Astronaut|Thom> "What is it with purple drinks and me today? Ehh, I'll drink it anyway."
91[06:14] * Astronaut|Thom drinks the purple fluid.
92[06:14] * DeathStroke|Mauiki winks at the bartender with the one exposed eye
93[06:14] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> "Fifty bucks it's cough syrup, haha."
94[06:14] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana pours a reddish brown liquid and hands it to Amelia
95[06:14] * Bond|Tyron skulls his new drink (From whateverago)
96[06:14] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Mike drinks the "purple drank".
97[06:15] <Black_Widow|Amelia> "Well, let's hope this isn't cough syrup too."
98[06:15] * Black_Widow|Amelia drinks reddish brown liquid
99[06:15] <Black_Widow|Amelia> "What is this?"
100[06:15] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Thom's costume changes to be a Bunny girl outfit, and then Mike's becomes a Buccaneer
101[06:15] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> ((https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple_drank this is what the refrance))
102[06:15] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> "Hey! That's my c<>stume!"
103[06:15] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> The drink is sweet but burns as Amelia drinks it.
104[06:16] * Astronaut|Thom is now known as Bunny_Girl|Thom
105[06:16] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> "Thom, this is your costume. Maybe there's a pattern here?"
106[06:16] <Black_Widow|Amelia> "I don't know how to feel about this...."
107[06:16] <Bunny_Girl|Thom> "What the shit! I didn't deliberatly put this on or anything!"
108[06:16] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> "Y<>u l<><>k cute 1n 1t!"
109[06:16] * DeathStroke|Mauiki wolfwhistles
110[06:17] <Black_Widow|Amelia> "Robots can whistle? You learn something new everyday."
111[06:17] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> "Or should I say...was your costume." Mike snickers at Thom's bunny girl outfit.
112[06:17] <Black_Widow|Amelia> ((wonk))
113[06:17] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana leans on the bar, smiling at Thom.
114[06:17] * DeathStroke|Mauiki you give the black suited female a long, icy look
115[06:17] <Bunny_Girl|Thom> "Hey! Let's see you laughing when you're in a bunny girl costume!"
116[06:17] <Bunny_Girl|Thom> "It isn't that funny!"
117[06:17] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> SoO... BarkeEep
118[06:18] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> This is noOrmal foOr yoOur guests?
119[06:18] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> "Y<>u g<>t a pr<>blem w1th bunny g1rl c<>stumes?"
120[06:18] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "I am not sure, I have not been here much longer than you."
121[06:18] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> RealLly noOw?
122[06:18] * DeathStroke|Mauiki looks at ezra
123[06:18] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> Nah, doOlLl, just noOt quite my type
124[06:18] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> "What, I was laughing? No laughing here. I was only remarking on Thom's new costume," Mike says, trying to avoid lying while also trying to avoid conflict.
125[06:19] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> "Aw, 1 th1nk they're fun!"
126[06:19] * Black_Widow|Amelia whispers to the bartender
127[06:19] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> Heh
128[06:19] <Bunny_Girl|Thom> "Fun and funny are two different things!"
129[06:19] <Black_Widow|Amelia> "don't fall for it, he's trying to be cute"
130[06:19] <Bond|Tyron> "Yet quite often they turn out to be one and the same. Do they not?"
131[06:20] * Orea|Dark_Angel (Orea|DarkA@cpc27-heme10-2-0-cust754.9-1.cable.virginm.net) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
132[06:20] * Bunny_Girl|Thom face-palms violently
133[06:20] <Bunny_Girl|Thom> "Look, barkeep, can I please have another drink?"
134[06:20] * Ghost|Callum is now known as Skeleghost|Callum
135[06:20] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "Yes you may."
136[06:20] <Black_Widow|Amelia> "Can I have something else? That isn't reddish or purple :|"
137[06:21] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana pours Tyron another drink, this one such a dark black that it swallows all light around it, and hands it over.
138[06:21] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku materializes in the room with her new cult robes.
139[06:21] * Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit gazes into the drink
140[06:21] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Amelia a purple drink.
141[06:21] * Bond|Tyron I drink it down
142[06:21] * FemShep|Aurora comes back to the bar
143[06:21] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> GoOt a dart boOard?
144[06:21] <Bunny_Girl|Thom> "This....doesn't look healthy. At least it can probably have no worse consequences then the last."
145[06:22] * Bunny_Girl|Thom downs the dark drink in one go.
146[06:22] * FemShep|Aurora takes a few drinks and downs them immediately
147[06:22] <Black_Widow|Amelia> "Oh no, not again."
148[06:22] * Black_Widow|Amelia drinks the purple liquid
149[06:22] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Tyron's drink tastses of literally nothing and everything all at once.
150[06:22] * DeathStroke|Mauiki eyes the drinkers warily
151[06:22] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Amelia's costume changes into a Ghos tcostume
152[06:22] <Bond|Tyron> "Where do you get these from barkeep?"
153[06:23] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana points at the strange tea pot.
154[06:23] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> "Aw d<>n't be scared eyepatch guy, we d<>n't b1te!" I say inviting Mauiki to the bar.
155[06:24] <Bond|Tyron> "And where did you get the tea pot from?"
156[06:24] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "NoOt woOrRried hoOney, I've dealt with woOrse than yoOu. KilLled moOst oOf them toOoO."
157[06:24] * Black_Widow|Amelia is now known as Ghost|Amelia
158[06:24] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> "W<>w, y<>u must be real t<>ugh then!"
159[06:24] * SherlockHolmes|Alex_H (Alex_Hyfas@c-76-100-50-255.hsd1.md.comcast.net) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
160[06:24] <Bunny_Girl|Thom> "Barkeep, can I please have another drink?"
161[06:24] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "It was just here."
162[06:25] <Bunny_Girl|Thom> "This outfit is....pretty breezy."
163[06:25] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Thom a purple drink.
164[06:25] * Ghost|Amelia acts like the ghost of pirate man's kills
165[06:25] <Ghost|Amelia> "OOOOOOH"
166[06:25] <FemShep|Aurora> "Hey cool Deathstroke costume." Aurora says and waddles over to Mauiki
167[06:25] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "NoO idea, bunNny girl."
168[06:25] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "SoO that's what this is..."
169[06:25] * DeathStroke|Mauiki looks himself over
170[06:25] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "That's a fitTting name."
171[06:26] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> "Bartender, can 1 have an<>ther?!"
172[06:26] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "You do not know your own costume?"
173[06:26] <Ghost|Amelia> "That's what I'm saying"
174[06:26] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Ezra an electric green drink. It smells faintly of melon and alcohol.
175[06:26] <Bunny_Girl|Thom> "I really, really hope this drink doesn't give me anything worse than what I have right now. Although it's arguable whether it's possible to sink to lower depths than this"
176[06:26] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Nah, just saw it oOnce in soOme human videoO game. ThoOught it was coOoOl. Drew up the armoOr and made a versioOn oOf it."
177[06:26] * Bunny_Girl|Thom drinks the purple drink
178[06:26] * FrankTheRabbit|Iinito (Iinito@c-50-134-40-49.hsd1.va.comcast.net) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
179[06:27] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Thom is now dressed as Black widow
180[06:27] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "Heya :!"
181[06:27] * Orea|Dark_Angel walks in
182[06:27] <Ghost|Amelia> Hey! My costume!
183[06:27] <Ghost|Amelia> :((((((((((((((((((((
184[06:27] <FemShep|Aurora> "Hey bartender, can I have one of those green drinks too?"
185[06:27] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> "Heh, happ1er n<>w, bunny g1rl?!"
186[06:27] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "I can try." Hana shrugs.
187[06:27] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> I start drinking the green drink.
188[06:27] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Aurora an opaque, grey drink.
189[06:27] <FemShep|Aurora> :/
190[06:28] * FemShep|Aurora drinks it
191[06:28] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "Can I just say.. that it is incredibly cold :P"
192[06:28] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "I can seEe why, heh"
193[06:28] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> It tastes very strongly of Alcohol and is very sweet. Aurora's drink tastes like dirt, but she's suddenly floating several feet in the air. Everything feels light
194[06:28] <Orea|Dark_Angel> (where is everyone sitting?)
195[06:28] <Ghost|Amelia> (at the bar i think)
196[06:28] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> (by the bar)
197[06:28] * FrankTheRabbit|Iinito sits down at the far left of the bar
198[06:28] <Bunny_Girl|Thom> ((by the bar so far as i know))
199[06:29] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> (on a barstool)
200[06:29] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> "W<>w! Y<>u're fly1ng! What's 1n th1s stuff!?" I look at my drink in awe.
201[06:29] <FemShep|Aurora> "Oh wow! This is familiar!"
202[06:29] <Bond|Tyron> ((At the end of the bar table))
203[06:29] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Familiar?"
204[06:29] <Bond|Tyron> ((standing))
205[06:29] * FemShep|Aurora swims through the air
206[06:29] * nurse||Frederick (~kaiser@host143.200-43-131.telecom.net.ar) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
207[06:29] * ChanServ sets mode: +o nurse||Frederick
208[06:29] <Ghost|Amelia> "Aw, I wish i was a ghost that can float... Can I have one of those?"
209[06:29] <FemShep|Aurora> "Well, I have flown around Derse a lot"
210[06:30] * Bunny_Girl|Thom attempts to drink the purple liquid, while staring at the airborne person
211[06:30] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> "BAr tEnder, gIve mE sOme mIdori."
212[06:30] * Orea|Dark_Angel sits down next to where aurora was sitting
213[06:30] <Bond|Tyron> "Derse is hell.
214[06:30] * DeathStroke|Mauiki eye widens
215[06:30] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Amelia an amber colored drink.
216[06:30] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "IinitoO!"
217[06:30] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "Could I just have... water or something :?"
218[06:30] <Ghost|Amelia> "Well this is pretty"
219[06:30] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> "FUck Off ghOst bOy."
220[06:30] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Hehehe, yoOu dead bastard, hoOw did yoOu get here."
221[06:30] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> She hands Iinito a darker brown amber drink.
222[06:30] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "I don't think I should drink right now :P"
223[06:30] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> "ThIs Isnt fUcking mIdori."
224[06:31] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Thom already drank that and is now Black widow
225[06:31] * FrankTheRabbit|Iinito passes the drink abck
226[06:31] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "Deal with it."
227[06:31] * Ghost|Amelia drinks amber drink
228[06:31] * FrankTheRabbit|Iinito back
229[06:31] * Bunny_Girl|Thom is now known as Black_Widow|Thom
230[06:31] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "So.. Who are you all :?"
231[06:31] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana pushes it back across that bar, "It is your's now."
232[06:31] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> "WhAt dO I nOt pAy yOu fOr bAr tEnder?"
233[06:31] * FemShep|Aurora floats very close to Iinito
234[06:31] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "I don't think i've seen any of you before :!"
235[06:31] * @nurse|Frederick (~kaiser@host143.200-43-131.telecom.net.ar) Quit (Ping timeout: 378 seconds )
236[06:31] <FemShep|Aurora> "hi there"
237[06:31] <Black_Widow|Thom> "Goddammit. At least it's less breezy."
238[06:31] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> "HI"
239[06:32] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "You pay me nothing. My earnings are watching you all be idiots." Hana sighs.
240[06:32] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> "WhAt thE fUck dO yOu wAnt."
241[06:32] * FemShep|Aurora kicks off the bar and spins through the air
242[06:32] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> "1'm Ezra! N1ce t<> meet y<>u!" I extend my hand to Orea.
243[06:32] <FemShep|Aurora> "Commander Aurora awayyyy!"
244[06:32] * Orea|Dark_Angel shakes it
245[06:32] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "Hey I'm Orea :D"
246[06:32] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> "Awes<>me! Wanna be best1es?!"
247[06:33] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "IinitoO, are yoOu... c'here."
248[06:33] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "Haha why not :P"
249[06:33] <Black_Widow|Thom> "I'm Thom. Please excuse my current appearance." Thom waves in Orea's direction.
250[06:33] * DeathStroke|Mauiki grabs Iinito
251[06:33] * Orea|Dark_Angel waves back
252[06:33] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> "Yay!" I pull Orea close for a hug.
253[06:33] * Orea|Dark_Angel hugs
254[06:33] * DeathStroke|Mauiki looks at his eyes
255[06:33] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> "GEt thE fUck Off ghOsty.""
256[06:33] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "NoOt a ghoOst..."
257[06:33] * FemShep|Aurora keeps spinning in the air "Wheeeee!"
258[06:33] * DeathStroke|Mauiki smirks
259[06:33] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> "N<>w! Let's get s<>me dr1nks!" I wave for the barkeep.
260[06:33] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> "SUre tAlk lIke One"
261[06:33] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> The levitation suddenly runs out and Aurora drops.
262[06:34] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "Ahh.. fuckit yeah I'll drink then :P"
263[06:34] <FemShep|Aurora> "OUCH!"
264[06:34] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "I coOuld fix that but... there are peoOple having fun."
265[06:34] * DeathStroke|Mauiki lets Iinito down roughly
266[06:34] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "KnoOw that."
267[06:34] <FemShep|Aurora> "Hey Hana! More of that last drink please :)"
268[06:34] <Ghost|Amelia> "And you're not having fun?"
269[06:34] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> "Barkeep, <>ne f<>r me and <>ne f<>r my brand new best1e!"
270[06:34] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana pours another drink, handing Ezra a clear drink that smells very, very, strongly of cinnamon.
271[06:34] <Black_Widow|Thom> "Barkeep, can you give me a drink that isn't purple? Any more and I'm afraid I'll end up in a swimsuit."
272[06:34] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> "KnOw thAt yOu bEtter gEt thE fUck Outta my spAce."
273[06:35] * DeathStroke|Mauiki laughs harder
274[06:35] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> She pours a white one for Orea
275[06:35] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> I start drinking the cinnamon drink.
276[06:35] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Oor whaAaAaAat~?"
277[06:35] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> And another purple drink for Thom.
278[06:35] * FrankTheRabbit|Iinito pours the dark amber drink into mauikis gullet
279[06:35] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> "ThAt."
280[06:35] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Ezra roll con
281[06:35] * Orea|Dark_Angel clinks her drink with ezra and takes a sip
282[06:35] * DeathStroke|Mauiki punches Iinito in the mouth
283[06:35] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> Roll
284[06:35] <`DICE>  1,15FrankTheRabbit|Iinito rolled 1,15 error: malformed expression
285[06:35] <Ghost|Amelia> "Roll?"
286[06:35] <Ghost|Amelia> "What's that?"
287[06:35] <Black_Widow|Thom> "That...is literally the opposite of what I asked. Thank you barkeep, thank you very much."
288[06:35] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> <mauiki roll to hit>
289[06:36] <Ghost|Amelia> "oh god, a bar fight"
290[06:36] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> roll 1d20+4
291[06:36] <`DICE>  1,15DeathStroke|Mauiki rolled 1,15 1d20+4  12,15[ 1d20=9 ] 4,15{13} 
292[06:36] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> CRITFAIL
293[06:36] <`DICE> 101. All of the above. At the same time. No saves. Final Destination.
294[06:36] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> <No that's a hit with your shit AC lad>
295[06:36] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> <Patron of misfortune is active bitch>
296[06:36] <Bond|Tyron> "Finally something interesting."
297[06:37] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> <You're not level 5 lol>
298[06:37] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "Well, Ezra.. I guess these drinks are pretty boring then :P"
299[06:37] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> <Whale lets pretend im lvl 5>
300[06:37] <Bond|Tyron> "No."
301[06:37] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> <lolno>
302[06:37] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "So.. Tell me your life story ezra :P"
303[06:37] <Bond|Tyron> "Just you guys are."
304[06:37] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> roll 1d20+1
305[06:37] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> <yebruh>
306[06:37] <`DICE>  1,15Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit rolled 1,15 1d20+1  12,15[ 1d20=1 ] 4,15{2} 
307[06:37] <Ghost|Amelia> (bruh)
308[06:37] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> <either that or im a fucking ghosty goo>
309[06:37] * Dementor|Jacob materializes near Iinito
310[06:37] <Bond|Tyron> "One more for the road if you would barkeep."
311[06:37] * Dementor|Jacob stabs him
312[06:37] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Ezra begins foaming at the mouth and passes out from pain.
313[06:38] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> (pfffffffffffffffffff, that critfail)
314[06:38] * Black_Widow|Thom drinks the purple liquid, at this point not even caring of the inevitable consequences.
315[06:38] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> <roll jacob>
316[06:38] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> (gg boys
317[06:38] <Dementor|Jacob> roll 1d20+3
318[06:38] <`DICE>  1,15Dementor|Jacob rolled 1,15 1d20+3  12,15[ 1d20=11 ] 4,15{14} 
319[06:38] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> <it hits>
320[06:38] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> <just barely>
321[06:38] * Dementor|Jacob dematerializes
322[06:38] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "What the..."
323[06:38] <FemShep|Aurora> roll d20+3 to join the others and stab Iinito
324[06:38] <`DICE>  1,15FemShep|Aurora rolled 1,15 d20+3  1,15to join the others and stab Iinito  12,15[ 1d20=9 ] 4,15{12} 
325[06:38] * Orea|Dark_Angel hugs ezra
326[06:38] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> "ThA fUck mAn"
327[06:38] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> <aurora critfails>
328[06:38] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Thom is now dressed as a Werewolf
329[06:38] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "Ezra :? Are you alright :?"
330[06:39] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> (What is even happening lol)
331[06:39] * Werewolf|Lily_Miller (Lily_Mille@c-73-152-29-44.hsd1.va.comcast.net) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
332[06:39] * Orea|Dark_Angel looks into ezra's drink
333[06:39] * Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit slumps onto the bar foaming a bit
334[06:39] * Pirate|Daemus (Daemus@c-76-105-90-189.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
335[06:39] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Everybody is killing Iinito
336[06:39] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> <People wanna kill iinito, yet only one has rolled above 10>
337[06:39] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Of course
338[06:39] * Orea|Dark_Angel wipes away the foam at ezra's mouth
339[06:39] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> You don't have a feat Iinito
340[06:39] * DeathStroke|Mauiki grabs Iinito and puts himself in front of him
341[06:39] * Black_Widow|Thom is now known as Werewolf|Thom
342[06:39] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "STOoP."
343[06:40] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "NoOne oOf yoOu have businesSs fucking with him, clear?"
344[06:40] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> <why cant i have my feeeat T_T>
345[06:40] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "Is there a toilet or something :? I think ezra needs a break :/"
346[06:40] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "What I did is betweEen me and him."
347[06:40] <Dementor|Jacob> "Aurora, do you know why I am alive in the second timeline?"
348[06:40] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "And looking at that drink she is probably going to throw up the second she wakes up :/"
349[06:40] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Understand?"
350[06:40] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "I do not think there is."
351[06:40] <Werewolf|Thom> "Finally, some freaking luck. Werewolves are iffy and sort of overused when it comes to monsters of urban legend, but meh. Better than swimsuits and bunny girls, anyway."
352[06:40] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> <i guess im a ghosty then :\>
353[06:40] * DeathStroke|Mauiki glances at Iinito
354[06:41] <FemShep|Aurora> "Jacob stop! This is a party. I don't want to think about this stuff, ok?"
355[06:41] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "DoOn't start shit, but I'm oOn yoOur side. Punches are handshakes where I coOme froOm."
356[06:41] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> "MAuiki, wOuld yOu kIndly fUck Off."
357[06:41] * Dementor|Jacob punches Mauiki
358[06:41] * Orea|Dark_Angel pulls ezra away from the bar and towards a corner to let her rest on the wall
359[06:41] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> Roll 1d20+2 to intimidate fuckboi mauiki
360[06:41] <`DICE>  1,15FrankTheRabbit|Iinito rolled 1,15 1d20+2  1,15to intimidate fuckboi mauiki  12,15[ 1d20=2 ] 4,15{4} 
361[06:41] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Mike is very confused at what's going on here.
362[06:41] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> <shit son>
363[06:41] <Ghost|Amelia> (lol)
364[06:41] <Dementor|Jacob> "Hello."
365[06:41] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "Can I at least get some water :?"
366[06:41] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> roll 1d20+5 to counter intimidate
367[06:41] <`DICE>  1,15DeathStroke|Mauiki rolled 1,15 1d20+5  1,15to counter intimidate  12,15[ 1d20=2 ] 4,15{7} 
368[06:41] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Iinito is exactly as intimidating as normal
369[06:41] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> He just decides to wander around until he finds inner peace.
370[06:42] * DeathStroke|Mauiki you chuckle at him and walk off
371[06:42] <Ghost|Amelia> Hi Feraku!
372[06:42] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Never change, litTtle grub..."
373[06:42] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "Here" Hana hands Orea a purple drink.
374[06:42] * Orea|Dark_Angel looks at the drink skeptically
375[06:42] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> "FUck yOu pOny bOy!"
376[06:42] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "Alright whatever :/ I think this is what you are supposed to do :?"
377[06:42] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku: "Amelia, is that you? DId you get invited by a man who calls himself Twelve, too?"
378[06:43] * Orea|Dark_Angel opens ezra's mouth and pours the drink into it
379[06:43] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "I have many peoOple that want toO. hehehe"
380[06:43] * FemShep|Aurora finds a quiet corner table and sits down without a drink
381[06:43] * DeathStroke|Mauiki looks for a couch
382[06:43] <Ghost|Amelia> "No, who's that? And yes, it's me!"
383[06:43] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Ezra is still unconcious but now dressed as James Bond
384[06:43] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> "FUck thIs."
385[06:43] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "Huh.. I don't think that was what I expected but I believe that the result was acceptable XD"
386[06:43] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> "BArtender! HAnd mE A drInk!"
387[06:44] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "Hey, Aurora, do you have any idea how to wake ezra up :?"
388[06:44] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Iinito and orange brown drink.
389[06:44] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku: "I don't know who Twelve is, he appeared to me once, introduced me to a human named Mike, told me not to talk to him for some reason, then told me about the party."
390[06:44] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "I... think I need a drink too."
391[06:44] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "ShoOuldn't we moOve the knoOcked oOut chick soOmewhere else? She's kilLling the moOoOd."
392[06:44] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> She hands an electric green drink to Lily
393[06:44] <FemShep|Aurora> "You could give her some cpr I guess"
394[06:44] * FrankTheRabbit|Iinito chugs the orange brown
395[06:44] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku: "He managed to draw what I just told you out into ten paragraphs interjected with bad puns throughout."
396[06:45] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Iinito finds sweet, pumpkin flavored coffee. It burns his tongue.
397[06:45] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "I coOuld, but she'd want toO be awake toO savoOr it froOm yoOurs truly."
398[06:45] <Bond|Tyron> "Someone splash something onto her face."
399[06:45] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "CPR seems a bit drastic for fainting :/"
400[06:45] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> Lily downs the electric green liquid in one go.
401[06:45] <Bond|Tyron> "Make sure she doesn't drown in it though."
402[06:45] * Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit (Vampsquirr@airbears2-136-152-142-52.AirBears2.Berkeley.EDU) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client )
403[06:45] <Ghost|Amelia> "Hm... that's odd. But, at least you're here."
404[06:45] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> lily chokes a bit as it is very strong alchol
405[06:45] * FrankTheRabbit|Iinito spits it out
406[06:45] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> "Uhg I hAte cOffee."
407[06:45] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> "Another drInk plEase."
408[06:45] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana pulls Ezra behind the bar and props her up on the floor, "There."
409[06:46] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "hmm.. alright.. Thanks barkeep :!"
410[06:46] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Iinito a burnt orange drink.
411[06:46] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "Alcohol? Eh... "
412[06:46] * Orea|Dark_Angel sits down with amelia
413[06:46] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "So how are you :?"
414[06:46] * FrankTheRabbit|Iinito sips at the new drink
415[06:47] <Ghost|Amelia> "oh hi! I'm good, how are you?"
416[06:47] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> It tastes very strongly of pumpkin.
417[06:47] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "I'm... confused to be honest :P"
418[06:47] <Ghost|Amelia> "Why's that?"
419[06:47] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> "WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH ALL THIS GOD DAMN PUMKIN"
420[06:47] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "LoOt oOf humans aroOund here."
421[06:47] * nurse||Frederick is now known as skitter||Frederick
422[06:47] <Bond|Tyron> "Far too many humans."
423[06:47] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "Well... Look around :P None of this makes any sense :P"
424[06:47] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> "GIve mE sOmething wIthout pUmpkin!"
425[06:47] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku: "It's good to see you, Amelia. What happened with your computer? It froze or something."
426[06:47] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "You're getting pumpkin? I want some of that!"
427[06:47] * FrankTheRabbit|Iinito throws the pumpkin shit behind him
428[06:48] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "The pumpkin, I mean"
429[06:48] * DeathStroke|Mauiki ducks
430[06:48] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "Also I am pretty cold, but having fun :!"
431[06:48] <Ghost|Amelia> "I know :P"
432[06:48] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Iinito a purple drink, "There."
433[06:48] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Cut that oOut."
434[06:48] <Ghost|Amelia> "Feraku, my computer did freeze :( How's the boss fight going?"
435[06:48] <Werewolf|Thom> "Barkeep, can I please have a drink that doesn't change my costume?"
436[06:48] * FrankTheRabbit|Iinito sips at the purple shit
437[06:48] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> "I fUcking lOve pUrple."
438[06:49] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana pours another pruple drink, looks at it, then gives it to Thom.
439[06:49] * DeathStroke|Mauiki shrugs and sharpens a knife
440[06:49] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Iinito is now dressed as a Bunny Girl.
441[06:49] * Ghost|Amelia looks at pirate man
442[06:49] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "So.. How have you found this party :? Amelia"
443[06:49] * Ember_Glow is now known as Archive
444[06:49] * Werewolf|Thom stares blankly at the drink, and then at the bartender.
445[06:49] * Red|Tarane (webchat@203.86.203.62) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
446[06:49] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku: "I just found a mysterious orb, and I blasted a hole in the wall and I think I'm about to face the boss."
447[06:49] <Ghost|Amelia> why are you sharpening a knife?
448[06:49] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> "HUh, I dOnt sEe mUch A dIfference"
449[06:49] * Kid|Ember (webchat@203.86.203.62) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
450[06:49] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana shrugs.
451[06:49] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> "SInce I wAs Already drEssed As A rAbbit"
452[06:50] <Kid|Ember> A kid with a giant hammer and white hair walks into a bar
453[06:50] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> "CAn I hAb Another?"
454[06:50] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku: "It's time to get Highlord off his high horse! Or maybe to teach Blackdeal what's the deal?"
455[06:50] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> (change your name so everyone has that image in their head forever)
456[06:50] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "I like knives."
457[06:50] * Mario|Kazuma (Kazuma_Rai@d162-156-183-241.bchsia.telus.net) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
458[06:50] <Werewolf|Thom> "I've literally drunk like three of these at this point. How do you expect me not to have put two and two together and figured out that purple means costume change."
459[06:50] <Red|Tarane> A woman with red hair, gray skin and horns, as well as a giant sword walks into a bar
460[06:50] <Ghost|Amelia> It seems fun! I keep trying to bother poor deathstroke over there :P" Orea
461[06:50] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana jus tshrugs at Thom.
462[06:50] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "Lol - Have you been very successful so far :?"
463[06:50] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "NoOt woOrking, tan-skin."
464[06:50] * Maid|Mirkan (Mirkan@190.32.179.204) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
465[06:50] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "Also, Hi Ember :!"
466[06:50] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Iinito a brown sludge in a cup.
467[06:51] <Maid|Mirkan> "waasssssuppppppppppP."
468[06:51] * Orea|Dark_Angel invites ember and mirkan to sit at the table with her
469[06:51] <Ghost|Amelia> "Guess it's not working. Wanna help?" Orea
470[06:51] <Kid|Ember> "...?" Ember question marks
471[06:51] * FrankTheRabbit|Iinito is now known as FrancineTheRabbit|Iinito
472[06:51] * DeathStroke|Mauiki laughes
473[06:51] <FrancineTheRabbit|Iinito> " :\ "
474[06:51] * Scientist|Kai (ScientistK@d162-156-183-241.bchsia.telus.net) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
475[06:51] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "Hello~" Lily greets the redhead
476[06:51] * Red|Tarane shrugs at the shenanigans and walks to the bar
477[06:51] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "Yeah sure :! I don't know much about him though :/"
478[06:51] <Werewolf|Thom> "This is legitimately the last time I go along with drinking this purple stuff. I'm not addicted to the taste or anything."
479[06:51] * DeathStroke|Mauiki notices Kai
480[06:51] * Werewolf|Thom drinks the purple liquid
481[06:51] <Scientist|Kai> Oh dear.
482[06:52] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Thom is now dressed as a nurse.
483[06:52] * DeathStroke|Mauiki slowly stands, cranks knuckles and walks slowly up the the human
484[06:52] * Red|Tarane waves at Lily
485[06:52] <Ghost|Amelia> @feraku "I found an orb thing too! It helped put damage on the boss before my computer froze :("
486[06:52] * Scientist|Kai absconds
487[06:52] * Scientist|Kai (ScientistK@d162-156-183-241.bchsia.telus.net) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
488[06:52] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> roll 1d20+5 to intimidate Kai
489[06:52] <`DICE>  1,15DeathStroke|Mauiki rolled 1,15 1d20+5  1,15to intimidate Kai  12,15[ 1d20=12 ] 4,15{17} 
490[06:52] * Werewolf|Thom is now known as Nurse|Thom
491[06:52] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> You sure do intimidate that wall
492[06:52] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "hehehe"
493[06:52] * Werewolf|Lily_Miller waves back, almost falling over
494[06:52] <Maid|Mirkan> "yeaH nO."
495[06:52] * Maid|Mirkan (Mirkan@190.32.179.204) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
496[06:52] <FemShep|Aurora> A woman with red hair and N7 armour and a Geth Pulse Rifle sits in a corner table with her own drink
497[06:52] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku: "Awesome! Mine blew a hole in the wall, I hope it has more than one use."
498[06:52] * DeathStroke|Mauiki notes the rifle
499[06:52] <Nurse|Thom> "I...uhh. I don't know why I keep drinking this stuff. I really need to stop at this point."
500[06:52] <Ghost|Amelia> "Oh it does!"
501[06:53] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "You can try again if you want." Hana looks at Thom.
502[06:53] * DeathStroke|Mauiki sits next to Aurora
503[06:53] <Ghost|Amelia> I hope my computer starts back up again soon so I can be of assistance
504[06:53] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Nice gun. DoOes it woOrk?"
505[06:53] <Bond|Tyron> "There is a reason it is called addiction."
506[06:53] * Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit (Bunny_Girl@airbears2-136-152-142-52.AirBears2.Berkeley.EDU) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
507[06:53] <Mario|Kazuma> Hey, you.
508[06:53] <Nurse|Thom> "I really shouldn't...but ehh, another one, please?"
509[06:53] <Mario|Kazuma> Alien dude.
510[06:53] * Orea|Dark_Angel walks over to ezra
511[06:53] <Mario|Kazuma> The scientist nerd went into room 3.
512[06:53] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "Hey :! Are you awake now :?"
513[06:53] * Ghost|Amelia goes and sits next to feraku
514[06:53] * Werewolf|Lily_Miller takes a seat at the bar
515[06:53] <FrancineTheRabbit|Iinito> "FUck thIs shIt Im bOred."
516[06:53] <FemShep|Aurora> "Hi again. Well it does, but I'm not actually good with rifles..."
517[06:54] * Red|Tarane gestures at the bartender for a drink
518[06:54] * FrancineTheRabbit|Iinito (Iinito@c-50-134-40-49.hsd1.va.comcast.net) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
519[06:54] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> "Wh<><><><>! C1nnam<>n!"
520[06:54] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands him yet another purple drink.
521[06:54] * Orea|Dark_Angel crouches next to ezra
522[06:54] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "RealLly? My redroOm is goOoOd with pistoOls."
523[06:54] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "You alright :?"
524[06:54] * @skitter||Frederick (~kaiser@host143.200-43-131.telecom.net.ar) Quit (Ping timeout: 190 seconds )
525[06:54] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> "Where am 1!? Why am 1 dressed l1ke James B<>nd?!"
526[06:54] <Nurse|Thom> "Screw me and my growing addiction to this purple stuff."
527[06:54] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "I have beEen meaning toO learn hoOw toO use guns."
528[06:54] * Ornstein|Vorpas (OrnsteinVo@c-50-134-40-49.hsd1.va.comcast.net) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
529[06:54] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "I tried to wake you up but apparently 'water' means 'potion' here :P"
530[06:55] <Pirate|Daemus> A troll in a jade seagrift's jacket, as well as general seagrift's attire, and a distinct lack of shirt joins the others at the bar.
531[06:55] <Bond|Tyron> "Why would you not wish to be dressed as James Bond."
532[06:55] * Nurse|Thom downs the purple drink in one.
533[06:55] <FemShep|Aurora> "Big swords are my thing"
534[06:55] * Kid|Ember shrugs, walks to the bar next to Tarane and asks for a drink
535[06:55] * JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas (AC_backup@ip70-189-148-179.lv.lv.cox.net) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
536[06:55] <Ghost|Amelia> "Can I have another drink? And one for feraku too?"
537[06:55] * Ornstein|Vorpas thumps up to the bar, armor clanking menacingly
538[06:55] * Satan|Vossum (~procyona@2601:647:4c01:e8b9:e931:e37d:4433:52bd) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
539[06:55] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "AhHhHhH...big swoOrds. Fun."
540[06:55] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> "That's a g<><>d quest1<>n, <>ther James B<>nd! 1 d<> feel rather dash1ng!"
541[06:55] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Thom is now a Scientist
542[06:55] <FemShep|Aurora> "Made this rifle with my Alchemiter"
543[06:55] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "Can I get another drink? That last one's still burning my throat."
544[06:55] * Mario|Kazuma (Kazuma_Rai@d162-156-183-241.bchsia.telus.net) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client )
545[06:55] * Nurse|Thom Scientist|Thom
546[06:55] <Ghost|Amelia> "A sword is a good weapon for a pirate man :P" @mauiki
547[06:55] * Nurse|Thom is now known as Scientist|Thom
548[06:55] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Amelia two purple drinks.
549[06:56] * DeathStroke|Mauiki sighs heavily
550[06:56] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "Hey, ezra, do you want to go to a less... crazy room :? apparently room 1 is less insane :P"
551[06:56] <Ghost|Amelia> "Thanks!"
552[06:56] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> I'm noOt a pirate, that guy is. *points at daemus*
553[06:56] * Ghost|Amelia hands drink to feraku
554[06:56] <Pirate|Daemus> I wave back. "Ey."
555[06:56] * Orea|Dark_Angel is now known as Dark_Angel|Orea
556[06:56] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> "Hello? Is this the party?"
557[06:56] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> "Sure, 1 c<>uld use a breather after all that c1nnam<>n!"
558[06:56] <Pirate|Daemus> "Oh, you meant the costume? Yeah, that too."
559[06:57] <Ghost|Amelia> "Then why are you wearing an eye patch you goof!"
560[06:57] * FemShep|Aurora equips her Boom-Blade, which has two laser edges, green and red
561[06:57] * JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas is nervous in her elaborate costume
562[06:57] <Dark_Angel|Orea> "Hey caelia :! Yeah this is a party :!"
563[06:57] * Red|Tarane passes the drink to ember and asks for another one, not trusting the purple
564[06:57] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Its a mask, genius."
565[06:57] <FemShep|Aurora> "This is what I actually use"
566[06:57] <Dark_Angel|Orea> "Ezra and I are just about to go to room1, wanna join us :?"
567[06:57] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Ooh my."
568[06:57] * Kid|Ember takes the drink and drinks it
569[06:57] <Ghost|Amelia> "Caelia! Cool costume!
570[06:57] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana gives Tarane a dark amber drink
571[06:57] * Ghost|Amelia rolls eyes
572[06:57] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku: "Thank you"
573[06:57] <Scientist|Thom> "I'm...ehh, gonna leave before I get alcohol poisoning from this stuff. Assuming it even contains alcohol, See you around guys."
574[06:57] * Scientist|Thom (uraniumUmb@86-43-193-46-dynamic.b-ras1.wtd.waterford.eircom.net) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
575[06:57] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Later."
576[06:57] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> Thanks er, person
577[06:58] * Red|Tarane shrugs and taks a sip
578[06:58] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "Wooah! Joan of Arc? That's so cool!"
579[06:58] * Dark_Angel|Orea leaves into room 1
580[06:58] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku takes a sip of the drink.
581[06:58] * Dark_Angel|Orea (Orea|DarkA@cpc27-heme10-2-0-cust754.9-1.cable.virginm.net) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
582[06:58] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> It tastes like alcohol and piss. So beer.
583[06:58] * Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit follows Orea
584[06:58] * Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit (Bunny_Girl@airbears2-136-152-142-52.AirBears2.Berkeley.EDU) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
585[06:58] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> (Tarane that is)
586[06:58] * Pirate|Daemus sits down with Aurora and Mauiki. "What about pirates?"
587[06:58] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Freaku is now dressed as Sherlock Holmes
588[06:58] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> I think I'll join Orea
589[06:58] * Werewolf|Lily_Miller inspects Caelia's costume
590[06:58] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Mike managed to go in a circle, and came back to the main bar, still trying to find inner peace.
591[06:58] * DeathStroke|Mauiki nods at Daemus
592[06:58] * Red|Tarane sticks her tounge out, not liking the taste
593[06:58] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> hello there
594[06:58] <Ghost|Amelia> hiiii
595[06:59] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> Can I help you werewolf girl.
596[06:59] <Ghost|Amelia> wanna come sit with us?
597[06:59] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "SoOmeoOne keEeps calLling me a pirate and I was poOinting oOut yoOu are clearly the real pirate here."
598[06:59] <FemShep|Aurora> "Hi there! I'm Aurora" @daemus
599[06:59] <Pirate|Daemus> "Vhy thank you."
600[06:59] <Ornstein|Vorpas> "Y have never seen a barmayd who looks so good whyle doyng her job, may y obtayn one of your facynatyng elyxyrs?"
601[06:59] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "I just really like your costume! French history's one of my favorite eras"
602[06:59] <Ghost|Amelia> "My name is Amelia >:("
603[06:59] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Ooh, and the name is Samara. Mauiki Samara."
604[06:59] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> "Same here."
605[06:59] * Ornstein|Vorpas would look like he is smiling if he wasnt wearing a golden wolf head mask
606[06:59] * FemShep|Aurora smiles and puts away her sword
607[06:59] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> "I guess the bar isn't really the best place for me."
608[07:00] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> "see ya."
609[07:00] * Werewolf|Lily_Miller smiles and heads back to the bar
610[07:00] * JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas (AC_backup@ip70-189-148-179.lv.lv.cox.net) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
611[07:00] <Pirate|Daemus> "Nice to meet you, Aurora. I'm Daemus. Vhat's your costume?" @aurora
612[07:00] * Red|Tarane notices Feraku next to her and waves hi
613[07:01] * DeathStroke|Mauiki notices the werewolf
614[07:01] * Kid|Ember takes another sip of his purple drink
615[07:01] <FemShep|Aurora> "It's female Commander Shepard from Mass Effect games"
616[07:01] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Reminds me oOf my lusus.."
617[07:01] * Werewolf|Lily_Miller waves at the bartender for another drink
618[07:01] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Ember is now dressed as Joan of Arc
619[07:01] * Satan|Vossum goes to the bar and sits down
620[07:01] <Ghost|Amelia> "what's a lusus?"
621[07:01] * Kid|Ember is now known as JuanOfArc|Ember
622[07:01] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana leans against that bar boredly to watch everyone.
623[07:01] <Ghost|Amelia> "hi satan"
624[07:02] <Pirate|Daemus> "Interesting. Haven't played those, sorry."
625[07:02] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "HelLloO, ghoOst."
626[07:02] <Ornstein|Vorpas> "Excuse me barmayd, may y have a drynk?"
627[07:02] * JuanOfArc|Ember raises an eyebrow at the costume, before asking for another drink
628[07:02] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "What?"
629[07:02] <Ghost|Amelia> "You're not satan!"
630[07:02] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Vorpas a burnt orange drink.
631[07:02] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "That may be up for debate..."
632[07:02] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku waves back at Tarane
633[07:02] <FemShep|Aurora> "Great games though."
634[07:03] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "I am a bit oOf a demoOn, but I've cleaned up a bit."
635[07:03] * SherlockHolmes|Alex_H (Alex_Hyfas@c-76-100-50-255.hsd1.md.comcast.net) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
636[07:03] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku thinks Tarane looks familiar, but she cannot put her finger on where she recognizes Tarane from.
637[07:03] <Pirate|Daemus> "Vell, that's vhat matters, right?"
638[07:03] * Red|Tarane captcha's the giant sword that nobody seemed to notice, and takes another drink of the admittedly horrible tasting beer
639[07:03] * Dementor|Jacob (Jacob_Bran@c-98-220-39-111.hsd1.in.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client )
640[07:03] <Ghost|Amelia> "Okay then, Demon man. What's your real name?"
641[07:03] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Maybe from the stories of The Void?
642[07:04] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Mauiki."
643[07:04] * Ornstein|Vorpas stares at the bartender, in a way that would normal be thought of as gratitude, but in this case as a show of amorous intent.
644[07:04] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> No, that's impossible. The Eight are long gone.
645[07:04] <Pirate|Daemus> "To be honest, I just came as myself. Then again, doesn't seem like anyvone I know is here, so I guess it vorked out."
646[07:04] <Ghost|Amelia> "Hi mauiki"
647[07:04] * Ghost|Amelia smiles
648[07:04] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana looks at Vorpas weirdly, "Keep your hands to yourself."
649[07:04] <Red|Tarane> "So, what's been going on around here?"
650[07:04] <Red|Tarane> "I only just arrived"
651[07:04] * FemShep|Aurora grins at Daemus
652[07:05] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "Mostly people swapping costumes constantly." Hana turns her attention to Tarane.
653[07:05] <Ornstein|Vorpas> "Y would never dare dystureb a barmayd as wonderful as yourself whyle she ys workyng."
654[07:05] <Red|Tarane> "Huh"
655[07:05] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku: "People have been swapping costumes left and right, also I think there was almost a barfight once." Feraku answers Tarane
656[07:05] <Ghost|Amelia> "what?"
657[07:05] * Ornstein|Vorpas takes off his helmet and smiles widely
658[07:05] * JuanOfArc|Ember takes another sip of the purple drink
659[07:05] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana side steps away from Vorpas.
660[07:05] <Ghost|Amelia> "Yeah, Mauiki here almost beat up some kid"
661[07:06] * DeathStroke|Mauiki shrugs
662[07:06] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku: "You look very familiar, what is your name?" Feraku asks Tarane
663[07:06] <Red|Tarane> "Huh"
664[07:06] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "NoO bigGgie."
665[07:06] <Red|Tarane> "I'm Tarane. Tarane Kilera"
666[07:06] <Ghost|Amelia> "You know you did it"
667[07:06] * Satan|Vossum is now known as DoomDota2|Vossum
668[07:06] <Ghost|Amelia> "and you wanted to"
669[07:06] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku: "Kilera...where do I know that name from-oh, Void, I've just realized."
670[07:06] * Ornstein|Vorpas takes a long sip of his drink
671[07:06] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> It is pure pumpkin juice.
672[07:06] <Pirate|Daemus> "... vhat, is it something I said?" @Aurora
673[07:07] <Red|Tarane> "...?"
674[07:07] <Ornstein|Vorpas> "Delyghtful."
675[07:07] * JuanOfArc|Ember drinks the whole vial/glass of liquid before asking for another drink
676[07:07] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku: "Kilera, goddess of Secrets and Patience, one of The EIght, a group of immortals who have risen from perfect Chaos to create imperfect Order...."
677[07:08] <DoomDota2|Vossum> > Can I have a drink
678[07:08] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Ember and orange brown drink.
679[07:08] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "Can I please get another drink?"
680[07:08] <FemShep|Aurora> "I just found it funny that your costume choice worked out because your friends didn't show up" @Daemus
681[07:08] <Red|Tarane> "Uh"
682[07:08] <Red|Tarane> "What?"
683[07:08] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> She hands Vossum a purple drink.
684[07:08] <DoomDota2|Vossum> > Thank you.
685[07:08] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> She hands Lily a tansluscent white drink, scrunching up he rnose.
686[07:08] <FemShep|Aurora> "Hana, gimme another drink"
687[07:08] <Red|Tarane> "That sounds cool and kinda foreboding, but I'm preeeeety sure I'm not that Kilera"
688[07:08] <Ornstein|Vorpas> "Ah, barmayd, may y have another? Maybe thys tyme some form of myxed drynk?"
689[07:09] * JuanOfArc|Ember takes a sip of the orange-brown drink
690[07:09] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> She hands Aurora a purple drink.
691[07:09] * DoomDota2|Vossum sips his drink
692[07:09] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Ember finds it to be pumpkin flavored coffee
693[07:09] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku: "'And on The SABATH they finalized their creation....' Origin 1:18, Tome of the Void"
694[07:09] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Vossum us now dressed as Black Wido
695[07:09] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> w
696[07:09] * Werewolf|Lily_Miller thanks the bartender then takes a small sip of the white drink
697[07:09] <Pirate|Daemus> "Hah, true, though normally I'd vear a shirt vith this jacket. I vas under the impression that these parties largely involved dressing down under the guise of an event celebrating fright."
698[07:09] * JuanOfArc|Ember quickly puts the coffee down and sticks his tongue out
699[07:09] <JuanOfArc|Ember> Who makes these combinations?1
700[07:09] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Lily is hit with the intensely strong taste of garlic.
701[07:09] <Ghost|Amelia> "Oh feraku"
702[07:09] * Ornstein|Vorpas calls the barmaid for another drink
703[07:10] <Ornstein|Vorpas> :)
704[07:10] * FemShep|Aurora gulps down the purple drink
705[07:10] * DoomDota2|Vossum is now known as BlackWidow|Vossum
706[07:10] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "What the..."
707[07:10] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "Why garlic>"
708[07:10] <BlackWidow|Vossum> > Bartender
709[07:10] <Red|Tarane> "Well... I /was/ playing a game called SABATH before I got here..."
710[07:10] <BlackWidow|Vossum> > Why am i in tight leather
711[07:10] * DeathStroke|Mauiki flips a knife in his hands, lost in thought
712[07:10] <Red|Tarane> "Pretty sure I'm dreaming, anyway"
713[07:10] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Aurora is now dressed as a dark Angel. Aka wearing lingerie with angle wings.
714[07:10] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku: "It all makes sense...."
715[07:10] <Ornstein|Vorpas> > Vorpas is oldschool
716[07:10] <Ghost|Amelia> "Oh stop that, you're gonna hurt yourself"
717[07:10] * Ghost|Amelia taps mauiki
718[07:10] <Pirate|Daemus> "... oh my."
719[07:10] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Vorpas a red drink.
720[07:11] * FemDrDoom||Velcha (Velcha@trl3725rnt.rh.ncsu.edu) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
721[07:11] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> She shrugs at Vossum.
722[07:11] * FemShep|Aurora is now known as Dark_Angel|Aurora
723[07:11] * JuanOfArc|Ember pokes Tarane and asks whether she likes pumpkins or coffee
724[07:11] <BlackWidow|Vossum> > Really?
725[07:11] * DeathStroke|Mauiki gives Amelia a look
726[07:11] <Dark_Angel|Aurora> "Oh...this looks nice!"
727[07:11] <Ornstein|Vorpas> > Super oldschool
728[07:11] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "I'd say."
729[07:11] <Ghost|Amelia> Who are you? @velcha
730[07:11] <Pirate|Daemus> "I'm inclined to agree."
731[07:11] * Red|Tarane turns away from Feraku for a moment, saying no with a weird look on her face, before turning back
732[07:11] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku: "Kilera, listen. Whatever you're doing in the game, don't do it. Let the Void reclaim the universe, do not rise above it for it shall consume you..." She continues rambling.
733[07:11] * Ornstein|Vorpas takes a deep waft of the drink, noticing the other drinkers rather magical changes.
734[07:12] <JuanOfArc|Ember> "That's what I'm trying to do, yeah"
735[07:12] * Scientist|Thom (uraniumUmb@86-43-193-46-dynamic.b-ras1.wtd.waterford.eircom.net) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
736[07:12] <BlackWidow|Vossum> > Dragon slayer, I wouldnt do that
737[07:12] <FemDrDoom||Velcha> "! am tro!! doom. You?"
738[07:12] <JuanOfArc|Ember> "Wait, no"
739[07:12] <JuanOfArc|Ember> "What you said and reverse it."
740[07:12] <JuanOfArc|Ember> "Rather not die, thank you very much"
741[07:12] <Ornstein|Vorpas> > Not drinking it, just smelling it
742[07:12] * Werewolf|Lily_Miller decides the taste isn't that bad and takes another sip of her drink
743[07:12] <JuanOfArc|Ember> ((whoops))
744[07:13] <Scientist|Thom> "I have traversed this place, only to find there is literally nobody I know except here, at the bar. My life has become nothing but drinking purple-coloured fluids. Barkeep, give me a drink please."
745[07:13] <Ornstein|Vorpas> <lol>
746[07:13] * JuanOfArc|Ember waves Thom over and passes him the orange-brown liquid
747[07:13] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "WoOw, yoOu can kilLl a moOoOd, pal."
748[07:13] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "Thom? Are you okay?"
749[07:13] <JuanOfArc|Ember> "try that"
750[07:13] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Vorpas finds that the drink smells of alcohol and tomatos
751[07:13] <Ghost|Amelia> @velcha "I'm a ghost"
752[07:14] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku turns back to Amelia.
753[07:14] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "Those aren't the words of someone who's okay."
754[07:14] * Ghost|Amelia makes ghostly noises
755[07:14] * Ornstein|Vorpas takes a sip
756[07:14] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Thom a brown drink.
757[07:14] <Pirate|Daemus> "Is that just vhat these drinks do, then?" @Aurora
758[07:14] * Red|Tarane asks for another drink
759[07:14] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Vorpas finds it to be a slightly spicy, tomato flavored drink with soem sort of alcohol in it.
760[07:14] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "YoO, barkeEp."
761[07:14] <FemDrDoom||Velcha> "Spooky. Are you actua!!y dead? Or are you just wear!ng a coo! sheet and co!or contacts?"
762[07:14] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Tarane a pitch black drink.
763[07:14] <Scientist|Thom> "My life has descended out of control, to the point where I'm drinking liquids instead of conversing with people.
764[07:14] <Ornstein|Vorpas> "Hm, thys ys much more satyfactory."
765[07:14] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "HoOw much doO yoOu value yoOur walLls?"
766[07:15] <Dark_Angel|Aurora> "Some change your costume and some make you fly. You should try them!" @Daemus
767[07:15] <Ghost|Amelia> "Oh, I'm not dead. Just spooky :P"
768[07:15] <Red|Tarane> "Huh"
769[07:15] * Red|Tarane takes a tentative sip
770[07:15] * Ornstein|Vorpas drinks the rest of the alcohol
771[07:15] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "At least it is not purple." Hana looks at Thom before looking at Mauiki, "Break anything and I will kill you, troll."
772[07:15] * ATtheorytime[DM] (uid76541@id-76541.ealing.irccloud.com) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
773[07:15] * Scientist|Thom drinks the brown liquid and the orange-brown liquid, one after the other.
774[07:15] <Red|Tarane> "That was a weird guy"
775[07:15] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "You can talk to me. I'm not doing anything, really."
776[07:15] <BlackWidow|Vossum> > Bartender, do you have anything normal?
777[07:15] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> The liquid stains Tarane's lips and tastes horrible. It is pure ink.
778[07:15] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Hmph. Suit yoOurself."
779[07:15] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "...And maybe you should slow the drinks down a bit?"
780[07:15] <Red|Tarane> "BLUH" I bluh and captcha' the liquid
781[07:16] * DeathStroke|Mauiki chuckles
782[07:16] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "Sometiems." Hana hands Vossum a reddish brown drink.
783[07:16] <Pirate|Daemus> "Up to chance? I like it. I'll have a drink, Barkeep!"
784[07:16] <FemDrDoom||Velcha> *laughs* "that's coo!."
785[07:16] * Skeleghost|Callum is now known as Actual_Skellington|Callum
786[07:16] <Red|Tarane> "...I think I'm just going to go"
787[07:16] <Ghost|Amelia> "what're you laughing at?" @mauiki
788[07:16] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "NoOthing, just the ink."
789[07:16] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Daemus a reddish brown liquid.
790[07:16] * BlackWidow|Vossum tentatively drinks
791[07:16] <Scientist|Thom> "Slow...down the drinks. Yeah, that might be a good idea, I should have probably began doing that about 3 drinks ago."
792[07:16] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku: "May I have another drink?"
793[07:16] <Ghost|Amelia> "I see."
794[07:17] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> (My Terese senses are tingling)
795[07:17] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> The liquid burns Vossum's throat and tastes strongly of cinnamon.
796[07:17] <Ghost|Amelia> (lol)
797[07:17] * Ornstein|Vorpas noticing Hanas remark to Mauiki, and decides to crush his glass in his hand.
798[07:17] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Feraku a grass green drink.
799[07:17] <Ornstein|Vorpas> :)
800[07:18] <Ornstein|Vorpas> "May y have another?"
801[07:18] * Red|Tarane waves bye to the weirdly cult obsessed freak and goes to another room
802[07:18] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana looks at Vorpas, "No."
803[07:18] * Pirate|Daemus starts on what would be a big swig, but thinks better of it, and takes a sip of the drink instead
804[07:18] * Red|Tarane (webchat@203.86.203.62) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
805[07:18] * DeathStroke|Mauiki watches Daemus carefully
806[07:18] * BlackWidow|Vossum leaves the bar.
807[07:18] <Ornstein|Vorpas> "Oh dont be a downer, thys party has only started. :) "
808[07:18] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku drinks the grass-green liquid infront of her.
809[07:18] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> The drink tingles, is sweet and tastes of cinnamon.
810[07:18] * Werewolf|Lily_Miller goes over and sits next to Thom
811[07:18] * BlackWidow|Vossum (~procyona@2601:647:4c01:e8b9:e931:e37d:4433:52bd) has left #RPGStuck_Bar (Leaving )
812[07:18] * Scientist|Thom downs the brown liquid given to him by the barkeep.
813[07:18] * Ornstein|Vorpas grinds the shattered glass into the bar table
814[07:19] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Feraku suddenly feels STRONG and the urge to announce this to everyone as well as to perform very STRONG acts.
815[07:19] * Pirate|Daemus looks down to chek his costume still being as piratey as before, a mite confused. "Alright then... tastes fine I guess."
816[07:19] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Thom finds that he got some hot coco.
817[07:19] * Dark_Angel|Aurora decaptcha's her boombox, puts on some chill tunes and starts dancing
818[07:19] * DeathStroke|Mauiki adjusts the mask a bit
819[07:19] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Ooph... a bit snug.."
820[07:20] * Ghost|Amelia tries to pull up mauiki's eyepatch
821[07:20] <Pirate|Daemus> "... vhat are you looking at, hm?" @Mauiki
822[07:20] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana sighs, "Clean your mess and go." She orders Vorpas.
823[07:20] <Ghost|Amelia> "Look! You're not a one eyed demon!"
824[07:20] <Ornstein|Vorpas> "Y belyeve you wyll have to try other means to make me leave my dear. ;) "
825[07:20] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Me? Ooh, just woOrRried that's soOmething bad woOuld hapPpen toO yoOu, pirate."
826[07:20] <Scientist|Thom> "It's not that weird purple shit. Thank goodness I don't have to go through the next item on the swimsuit calendar."
827[07:20] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku decides that she has had enough of listening to some douche named Twelve, telling her to not talk to this person.
828[07:20] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> She walks up to Mike.
829[07:21] <Ghost|Amelia> (oooooooooooooooooh)
830[07:21] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "Weird purple shit?"
831[07:21] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "What?"
832[07:21] * DeathStroke|Mauiki puts mask back on
833[07:21] <Pirate|Daemus> "Hm. Vell, I suppose I appreciate the concern. These drinks seem to be rather hazardous."
834[07:21] * ATtheorytime[DM] is now known as Sexy_Devil|Terese
835[07:21] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku: "Mike, we've met before. Do you mind if I just..."
836[07:21] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Mike: "Whoa, whoa whoa, what are you doing--"
837[07:21] * Sexy_Devil|Terese approaches the bar
838[07:21] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku attempts to lift Mike.
839[07:21] * DeathStroke|Mauiki notices Terese
840[07:21] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Hey babe."
841[07:21] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> roll 1d20-1 for STRONG
842[07:21] <`DICE>  1,15yzabtech|Mike|Feraku rolled 1,15 1d20-1  1,15for STRONG  12,15[ 1d20=16 ] 4,15{15} 
843[07:22] <Scientist|Thom> Thom turns to face Lily."The first three drinks or so I had were coloured purple. They changed my outfit. I ended up at one point in a Bunny Girl outfit, or dressed up like Black Widow."
844[07:22] * Sexy_Devil|Terese walks up behind Mauiki
845[07:22] <Ghost|Amelia> "OOOOOH PIRATE MAN HAS A GIRLFRIEND"
846[07:22] * BlackBunnySuit|Iinito (BlackBunny@c-50-134-40-49.hsd1.va.comcast.net) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
847[07:22] <BlackBunnySuit|Iinito> !
848[07:22] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "RealLly, ghoOstgirl."
849[07:22] <Scientist|Thom> "Keep em coming, Barkeep. Another drink please."
850[07:22] * FemDrDoom||Velcha wolf whistles at the couple
851[07:22] <Pirate|Daemus> "Vell, I suppose she completes the costume set vith Auora, ey?"
852[07:22] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "It was closer to 6 drinks." Hana corrects Thom
853[07:22] <Sexy_Devil|Terese> "You're dressed up as a mercenary?""
854[07:22] <Pirate|Daemus> "Hey, vait, vhat about me?"
855[07:22] <Ghost|Amelia> "Yeah."
856[07:22] <BlackBunnySuit|Iinito> "ShIt I mIght hAs mAid A mIstake rEturning tO thE bAr."
857[07:22] <Dark_Angel|Aurora> ;)
858[07:22] <Sexy_Devil|Terese> "I didn't take you for the super villain type"
859[07:22] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "DeathStroOke is a merc? Huh."
860[07:22] * JuanOfArc|Ember decides to go away at the decidedly "adult" costumes
861[07:22] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Thom a pale yellow liquid.
862[07:23] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "Magic drinks?" Lily shakes her head, "This place is so weird."
863[07:23] * JuanOfArc|Ember requests a drink first
864[07:23] * BlackBunnySuit|Iinito heads to one of the back tables, attempting to avoid tereses gaze
865[07:23] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Thanks foOr the infoO, hun. Didn't knoOw."
866[07:23] * Werewolf|Lily_Miller finishes off her garlic drink
867[07:23] <Sexy_Devil|Terese> "Barkeep! Hit me!"
868[07:23] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Ember a neon orange drink.
869[07:23] <Pirate|Daemus> "Vatch out, she might."
870[07:23] * JuanOfArc|Ember asks the barkeep if she has anything purple
871[07:23] * Sexy_Devil|Terese lets her eyes roll over the room, winking at Iinito
872[07:23] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Terese a purple drink
873[07:23] * JuanOfArc|Ember takes a sip of the orange drink
874[07:23] * Ornstein|Vorpas starts embedding chunks of glass into the bar
875[07:23] * BlackBunnySuit|Iinito keeps his head down
876[07:23] * Sexy_Devil|Terese takes a sip of her drink
877[07:24] * Dark_Angel|Aurora continues to dance
878[07:24] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "IinitoO, what are yoOu doOing?"
879[07:24] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> She shrugs her shoulders at Ember. His drink tastes like pure sugar.
880[07:24] <Scientist|Thom> Thom turns to look at the barkeep. "Yeah, I guess that's correct. It's only now I had anything non-purple." He then turns back to Lily. "Yeah, although it was funny at first for others, and I guess for me, to be in a bunny girl suit, the novelty wore off quickly for me."
881[07:24] <FemDrDoom||Velcha> "You d!dn't know who you were dressed up as, dude?" *slow clap*
882[07:24] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Terese is now dressed as Sherlock Holmes
883[07:24] <JuanOfArc|Ember> "darn"
884[07:24] <Pirate|Daemus> "Hm."
885[07:24] <BlackBunnySuit|Iinito> "WhOs Iinito, I dOnt knOw Any Iinito."
886[07:24] * JuanOfArc|Ember captcha's the sugar drink and walks off into a room
887[07:24] * Sexy_Devil|Terese is now known as Sherlock_Holmes|Terese
888[07:24] * Scientist|Thom chugs down the pale yellow liquid.
889[07:24] * JuanOfArc|Ember (webchat@203.86.203.62) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
890[07:24] <Sherlock_Holmes|Terese> "... This is new"
891[07:24] <Dark_Angel|Aurora> :o
892[07:24] * Ornstein|Vorpas starts throwing chunks of glass at velcha
893[07:25] <Ornstein|Vorpas> " :
894[07:25] <Ornstein|Vorpas> " :\ "
895[07:25] * Sherlock_Holmes|Terese pounds the rest of her drink
896[07:25] <Pirate|Daemus> "Vell, I'll leave you two to your fun, vouldn't vant to stand between you."
897[07:25] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "...I guess it would." Lily stares down at her empty glass. "Why did you keep drinking them then?"
898[07:25] * FemDrDoom||Velcha casually catches the glass, just floating it in the air in front of her
899[07:25] <Ghost|Amelia> "Woah, that was fast." @terese
900[07:25] * spectating_Roo (webchat@201.220.243.121) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
901[07:25] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "I think it loOoOks fine."
902[07:25] <FemDrDoom||Velcha> "! don't even know you. What's your beef?"
903[07:25] * BlackBunnySuit|Iinito thinks to himself "oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god"
904[07:25] <Ornstein|Vorpas> "Ym bored, entertayn me."
905[07:25] <Sherlock_Holmes|Terese> "Wanna go mess with Iinito?"
906[07:25] <Scientist|Thom> "I...really don't know. The thrill maybe? Or, assuming they contain alcohol, I think I might be addicted."
907[07:26] * Pirate|Daemus heads over to Aurora to join in the dancing. "You know those two?"
908[07:26] <FemDrDoom||Velcha> "A!r!ght."
909[07:26] * FemDrDoom||Velcha telekinetically flings the glass shards back at Vorpas
910[07:26] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Sure, babe, I already punched him in the noOse, but I'm doOwn foOr it."
911[07:26] * Ornstein|Vorpas puts his helmet back on
912[07:26] <Dark_Angel|Aurora> "I don't really know anyone here" :D @Daemus
913[07:26] * Sherlock_Holmes|Terese hooks her arm around Mauiki's and walks up to Iinito
914[07:26] <Ornstein|Vorpas> "Not nearly entertaynyng enough. Maybe you need to be punyshed."
915[07:27] * BlackBunnySuit|Iinito scoots to another table
916[07:27] * Nurse|Lyra (uid117739@id-117739.tooting.irccloud.com) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
917[07:27] * BlackBunnySuit|Iinito keeps head down
918[07:27] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "Fight outside of the bar if you are going to fight." Hana orders
919[07:27] <FemDrDoom||Velcha> *looks Vorpas up and down* "eh, you're not rea!!y my type. !'!! pass."
920[07:27] <Nurse|Lyra> "Yo, can someone get me a drink to switch my costume to something that isn't ridiculous?"
921[07:27] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "You don't have to stay at the bar you know. I'm pretty sure the other rooms don't have drinks that change what you're wearing."
922[07:27] * Scientist|Thom chugs down the pale, yellow liquid.
923[07:28] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Thom finds that he just chugged pure lemon juice
924[07:28] * Actual_Skellington|Callum is now known as Shirtless_Bond|Callum
925[07:28] * spectating_Roo is now known as Sephiroth||Nick
926[07:28] * Werewolf|Lily_Miller motions for another drink
927[07:28] * Sherlock_Holmes|Terese follows Iinito
928[07:28] <Ornstein|Vorpas> "Ym not lookyng for a mate, ym lookyng for a monkey. Shall you serve me monkey?"
929[07:28] * Sephiroth||Nick enters and sits down in a bar stool
930[07:28] * DeathStroke|Mauiki whispers to Terese "What's the plan"
931[07:28] * Bond|Tyron is now known as Actual_Skeleton|Tyron
932[07:28] <Nurse|Lyra> "Seriously.  I will pay you"
933[07:28] <Pirate|Daemus> "Me neithe- vait, is that Velcha?.. okay, so one person."
934[07:28] * BlackBunnySuit|Iinito scoots me
935[07:28] * BlackBunnySuit|Iinito scoots more
936[07:28] * Sherlock_Holmes|Terese responds "how do you want to fuck with him?"
937[07:28] * DeathStroke|Mauiki thinks for a moment
938[07:28] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku: "The newcomer also looks familiar..."
939[07:28] * Nurse|Lyra grabs the teapot, pours a drink, and tosses it back
940[07:28] <FemDrDoom||Velcha> "F!ck off." *sees Daemus and beelines for him*
941[07:29] <Scientist|Thom> "I went around. I didn't find anyone I knew, and most people were in a deep conversation that I didn't want to interrupt. It looked like reunions or something, and that's personal stuff I wouldn't want to barge- shit that's sour"
942[07:29] * DeathStroke|Mauiki "I leave it toO yoOur best judgement"
943[07:29] <FemDrDoom||Velcha> "Sup."
944[07:29] <Sephiroth||Nick> "so.... hi everyone"
945[07:29] <Sherlock_Holmes|Terese> "I'll switch costumes with you manually, Hon" @Lyra
946[07:29] <BlackBunnySuit|Iinito> "The monkey ys scared yt seems."
947[07:29] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana smashes the drink Lyra poured with the butt of a sniper rifle
948[07:29] * Ornstein|Vorpas fucks right off
949[07:29] <Sherlock_Holmes|Terese> ;)
950[07:29] <FemDrDoom||Velcha> ((Nice job *slow clap*))
951[07:29] <Ornstein|Vorpas> <wait wrong guy
952[07:29] <Ornstein|Vorpas> >
953[07:29] <Nurse|Lyra> "Well screw you too"
954[07:29] * BlackBunnySuit|Iinito fucks right off
955[07:29] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "do not take my things."
956[07:29] * Scientist|Thom begins clawing at his tongue with his hands, trying to get rid of the taste of lemon.
957[07:29] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku: "Hello, newcomer"
958[07:29] <Sephiroth||Nick> "..."
959[07:29] <Pirate|Daemus> "Oh, Velcha! You're here."
960[07:29] <Ornstein|Vorpas> "Moooonkeeeeey, come out to plaaayayayaaaay."
961[07:29] <Pirate|Daemus> "Nice costume!"
962[07:29] * DeathStroke|Mauiki looks at Nick
963[07:30] * Sherlock_Holmes|Terese walks up to and grabs Iinito
964[07:30] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "DoO I..."
965[07:30] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "KnoOw yoOu...?"
966[07:30] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> Lily chuckles at Thom chugging the lemon juice. "I guess. I've only seen one person I know, but she left."
967[07:30] <Dark_Angel|Aurora> "Oh, Hi there Velcha! Do you like dancing too?" :)
968[07:30] * Sephiroth||Nick says hello absentmindedly at the mike guy
969[07:30] <BlackBunnySuit|Iinito> "NUuuuuuuuu"
970[07:30] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "And was passed out for a few minutes too"
971[07:30] * skitter||frederick (~kaiser@host135.190-225-32.telecom.net.ar) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
972[07:30] * ChanServ sets mode: +o skitter||frederick
973[07:30] * Ornstein|Vorpas notices lyras encounter
974[07:30] <Sephiroth||Nick> "no?"
975[07:30] * DeathStroke|Mauiki looks back at Terese and Iinito
976[07:30] <Sephiroth||Nick> "so...... this is the bar right?"
977[07:30] <Sherlock_Holmes|Terese> "How are you doing there Iinito?"
978[07:30] <FemDrDoom||Velcha> *to Daemus* "Thanks. Yours seems... appropr!ate." *to Aurora* "...Eh?"
979[07:30] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> The bartender is now holding a large,menacing gun. "Yes, this is the bar."
980[07:30] * Ornstein|Vorpas dashes over to the pot, and pours some of the piping hot elixir down his gullet
981[07:31] <BlackBunnySuit|Iinito> "FIne."
982[07:31] * BlackBunnySuit|Iinito scoootss far away
983[07:31] <Nurse|Lyra> "Look, I just want my clothes back"
984[07:31] <Sephiroth||Nick> "can i have a drink please?"
985[07:31] <Nurse|Lyra> "Seriously"
986[07:31] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Such a wigGgler."
987[07:31] * Sephiroth||Nick looks around the bar
988[07:31] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku walks up to Nick
989[07:31] <Ornstein|Vorpas> "Now do y have your attentyon barmayd?"
990[07:31] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Vorpas poured a strong alcoholic pink liquid down his throat, and Hana hits him in the face with her gun before taking the teapot back.
991[07:31] <Scientist|Thom> "The only person  I do know here is Mike, and he's my client. Plus, I think he's preoccupied at the moment."
992[07:31] <Scientist|Thom> "Barkeep can I have another drink?"
993[07:32] * Ornstein|Vorpas wipes some of the pink from his cheek
994[07:32] * AltTimeline_Jake (AltTimelin@c-98-220-39-111.hsd1.in.comcast.net) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
995[07:32] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "Me too please."
996[07:32] <Ornstein|Vorpas> "heheh."
997[07:32] <Sherlock_Holmes|Terese> "Barkeep? Can I get something strong for my wriggler friend here?"
998[07:32] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "Do not do that again, troll." Hana orders before pouring a white liquid for Nick.
999[07:32] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Heh"
1000[07:32] <Nurse|Lyra> "I'm still kinda waiting, too"
1001[07:32] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku: "You look very familiar. I hope you don't mind me asking but are you aware of a game named SABATH?"
1002[07:32] * Sephiroth||Nick takes a sip of the white liquid.
1003[07:32] <BlackBunnySuit|Iinito> "NO, Im fIne."
1004[07:32] <Sephiroth||Nick> "what is this"?
1005[07:32] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Terese a black drink and a light pink drink.
1006[07:32] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> ((whoops, that message i just sent was addressed to nick. forgot to specify that))
1007[07:32] * Nurse|Lyra glances at Feraku
1008[07:33] <Ornstein|Vorpas> "Maybe y shall, maybe y shan't. :) "
1009[07:33] <Pirate|Daemus> "Things seem to be heating up around here..."
1010[07:33] <Sephiroth||Nick> *to feraku* "not really, no"
1011[07:33] <Sherlock_Holmes|Terese> "Here Iinito"
1012[07:33] <BlackBunnySuit|Iinito> "NO thAnk yOu."
1013[07:33] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Thom a transluscent, milky drink.
1014[07:33] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana shrugs at Nick
1015[07:33] * Sephiroth||Nick takes another sip of the white liquid
1016[07:33] * Sherlock_Holmes|Terese shatters the glasses on Iinito's face, aiming for the mouth
1017[07:33] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Just drink it, kid."
1018[07:33] * Sephiroth||Nick shrugs too
1019[07:33] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Ooh damn."
1020[07:33] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Nick finds that it is milk
1021[07:33] * BlackBunnySuit|Iinito ducks
1022[07:33] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Which drink did the shove in his face?
1023[07:34] <Sherlock_Holmes|Terese> Both of them
1024[07:34] <BlackBunnySuit|Iinito> "Why wOuld yOu dO thAt?!"
1025[07:34] * Scientist|Thom sips the transluscent, milky drink.
1026[07:34] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Thom is now utterly convinced magic is real
1027[07:34] * Sephiroth||Nick drinks the milk and decaptchalogues a small book, he begins absentmindedly reading
1028[07:34] * DeathStroke|Mauiki watches passively
1029[07:34] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Iinito is damp and covered in thick black ink
1030[07:34] <Sherlock_Holmes|Terese> "Prick"
1031[07:34] <Nurse|Lyra> "Okay, I'm *clearly* not getting anything here, so thanks for that"
1032[07:34] <BlackBunnySuit|Iinito> " :( "
1033[07:34] * Nurse|Lyra (uid117739@id-117739.tooting.irccloud.com) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
1034[07:34] <BlackBunnySuit|Iinito> "WhAt thE hEll dO I dO tO yOu bItch"
1035[07:34] <FemDrDoom||Velcha> "That we!rd meta!-costumed ste!ndude is a comp!ete !ss. !'m actua!!y very tempted to escort h!m out of the bu!!d!ng. He'd be an exce!!ent subject for some of my test!ng procedures." *to Daemus*
1036[07:34] <Sherlock_Holmes|Terese> "Cmon Mauiki, let's go somewhere else"
1037[07:35] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Hm? Alright."
1038[07:35] * Sephiroth||Nick continues reading
1039[07:35] <Sherlock_Holmes|Terese> "Barkeep, give us a pair of drinks to go"
1040[07:35] * AltTimeline_Jake is now known as DarkAngel_Jake
1041[07:35] <Sephiroth||Nick> "so... happy halloween everyone?"
1042[07:35] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "What is HalLloOweEen?"
1043[07:35] <Pirate|Daemus> "Hm? Vich one vould that be?" @Velcha
1044[07:35] * Ornstein|Vorpas overhears velcha
1045[07:35] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands over a electric green drink and a purple drink.
1046[07:35] <Sephiroth||Nick> "i have no idea"
1047[07:36] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "That's fair."
1048[07:36] * Ornstein|Vorpas chuckles
1049[07:36] <Sherlock_Holmes|Terese> "Which would you prefer Mauiki, Green or Purple?"
1050[07:36] * JuanOfArc|Ember (webchat@203.86.203.62) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
1051[07:36] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> roll 1d2
1052[07:36] <`DICE>  1,15DeathStroke|Mauiki rolled 1,15 1d2  12,15[ 1d2=2 ] 4,15{2} 
1053[07:36] * JuanOfArc|Ember walks to another room, ignoring all shenanigans
1054[07:36] <Scientist|Thom> "Is it even Halloween? Like how do we even know of concepts of time, now that the earth is gone?"
1055[07:36] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Uh, Purple, I guesSs."
1056[07:36] <Sephiroth||Nick> "so.... mind if i have a drink that isnt milk? please?"
1057[07:36] * JuanOfArc|Ember (webchat@203.86.203.62) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
1058[07:36] <Sephiroth||Nick> *to thom "good point"
1059[07:36] <Sephiroth||Nick> "i HAVE been keeping track of time. a couple months since i entered
1060[07:37] * Sherlock_Holmes|Terese takes the Green drink and heads with Mauiki over to #RPGStuck_room1
1061[07:37] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Nick a purple potion.
1062[07:37] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "Pretty sure it's close enough to Halloween to count."
1063[07:37] * Ornstein|Vorpas yawns, the pink booze managing to hit his system
1064[07:37] * Sherlock_Holmes|Terese (uid76541@id-76541.ealing.irccloud.com) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
1065[07:37] * JuanOfArc|Ember (webchat@203.86.203.62) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
1066[07:37] * Sephiroth||Nick takes a sip of the purple liquid
1067[07:37] <JuanOfArc|Ember> Not that room then.
1068[07:37] * Sephiroth||Nick continues calmly reading
1069[07:37] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Later."
1070[07:37] * JuanOfArc|Ember (webchat@203.86.203.62) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
1071[07:37] <FemDrDoom||Velcha> @Daemus "The one w!th the p!nk dr!nk and the go!d ch!n."
1072[07:37] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Nick is now dressed as a Sexy Devil
1073[07:37] * BlackBunnySuit|Iinito follows the bitch
1074[07:37] * DeathStroke|Mauiki (DeathStrok@ncsu-nat1-2.ncstate.net) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
1075[07:37] * BlackBunnySuit|Iinito (BlackBunny@c-50-134-40-49.hsd1.va.comcast.net) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
1076[07:37] <Scientist|Thom> "Barkeep, can I have another drink. Make sure this one is full of ancient magics to boot, please."
1077[07:37] * Sephiroth||Nick is now known as Sexy_Devil||Nick
1078[07:38] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Thom a purple drink.
1079[07:38] * FemDrDoom||Velcha wolf whistles again
1080[07:38] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "..."
1081[07:38] * Sexy_Devil||Nick shrugs
1082[07:38] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "...You really should slow down with those things"
1083[07:38] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku, still hovering around Nick because I (the narrator) can't keep up with events, walks off.
1084[07:38] <Pirate|Daemus> "Mhm... vell, I'd not vant to get on the barkeep's badside, y'know? That gun looks menacing." @Velcha
1085[07:38] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "They probably have some sort of drug in them"
1086[07:38] * Sexy_Devil||Nick decaptchalogues a highlighter and marks a few words in the book
1087[07:39] <Scientist|Thom> "Drugs, enchantments, they're all the same. They all come from plants and weird chanting."
1088[07:39] * Scientist|Thom chugs the purple liquid.
1089[07:39] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "I don't think that's right..."
1090[07:39] * FemDrDoom||Velcha stares at the barkeeper for a couple of seconds, then nods curtly in agreement.
1091[07:39] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> *to thom* "dont forget the shenanigans"
1092[07:39] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Thom is now dressed as a ghost
1093[07:39] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "Shenanigans I can agree with though"
1094[07:39] * Scientist|Thom is now known as Ghost|Thom
1095[07:40] <Ghost|Thom> "Yes, Shenanigans are paramount, or should I say, para-natural."
1096[07:40] * Ornstein|Vorpas crosses his hands on the bar, and takes a nap
1097[07:40] * DarkAngel_Jake walks into the room.
1098[07:40] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "mind if i have another of these magic drinks?" this place is kind of cold"
1099[07:40] <Pirate|Daemus> "Probably for the best that ve just enjoy the party vithout getting violently involved, eh?... oh he is out cold, isn't he..."
1100[07:40] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "You okay Thom? Less so than before I mean."
1101[07:40] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "kind of"
1102[07:40] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands nick an opaque grey liquid.
1103[07:40] <FemDrDoom||Velcha> "We shou!d draw a bu!ge on his face. You shou!dn't fa!! as!eep at parties"
1104[07:40] * Sexy_Devil||Nick drinks the grey liquid, hoping that it will change his costume
1105[07:41] * Sexy_Devil||Nick hands velcha a marker
1106[07:41] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "suit yourself"
1107[07:41] <Pirate|Daemus> "Alright, that I can get behind. Aurora, you vant in on pranking the golden grin over there?"
1108[07:41] * FemDrDoom||Velcha grins devilishly behind her shitty Dr. Doom mask
1109[07:41] <Ornstein|Vorpas> <brb>
1110[07:41] * DarkAngel_Jake walks up to the sexy devil.
1111[07:41] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Nick feels light as air, and begins to float a few feet above his seat.
1112[07:41] <Ghost|Thom> "I don't even know anymore. All I know in this world is the purple liquid tastes really freakin neat and magic is real as shit. Like, I'm surprised people don't use magic spells in mathematical theorems. They could be mathemagicians."
1113[07:41] * Sherlock_Holmes|Terese (uid76541@id-76541.ealing.irccloud.com) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
1114[07:41] <Sherlock_Holmes|Terese> < What does the electric green drink do? >
1115[07:42] <Ghost|Thom> "More beautiful magical liquid if you don't mind, barkeep."
1116[07:42] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "im not even surprised"
1117[07:42] * skitter||frederick is now known as HotBond||Frederick
1118[07:42] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> (it's a melon flavoured cocktail)
1119[07:42] <Dark_Angel|Aurora> "Uh..I'll pass this time" @Daemus
1120[07:42] <Sherlock_Holmes|Terese> < Lol Nick >
1121[07:42] <Sherlock_Holmes|Terese> < k >
1122[07:42] * Sherlock_Holmes|Terese (uid76541@id-76541.ealing.irccloud.com) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
1123[07:42] * FemDrDoom||Velcha starts drawing on Vorpas' face. She's a terrible artist
1124[07:42] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "...I think I need another drink. Bartender, if you would?"
1125[07:42] * Shirtless_Bond|Callum is now known as Skitter|Callum
1126[07:42] <DarkAngel_Jake> "Hey Nick."
1127[07:42] * Sexy_Devil||Nick decaptchalogues another marker and makes a perfect rendition of a dick on his forehead
1128[07:42] <Pirate|Daemus> "Aw, c'mon, it'll be fun! He vas making a bulge of himself anyvay."
1129[07:42] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Thom another glass of white liquid.
1130[07:43] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Lily a black drink that seems to swallow all light around it
1131[07:43] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> *to jake "yes? do i know you?"
1132[07:43] <Ghost|Thom> "This looks like ectoplasm, or maybe some kind of snail-based smoothie."
1133[07:43] * FemDrDoom||Velcha finishes drawing a very sloppy looking bucket.
1134[07:43] * Ghost|Thom sips the white liquid.
1135[07:43] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> He finds that it is milk
1136[07:43] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "so.... by that ill assume you are a troll too?"
1137[07:44] * Werewolf|Lily_Miller has her drink remind her of that doorway back on her planet
1138[07:44] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku overhears the conversation, and Nick's name.
1139[07:44] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "i never got the whole... thing with.... trolls. seems stupidly complicated"
1140[07:44] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "Whelp." Lily takes a large sip of the darkness.
1141[07:44] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "sorry"
1142[07:44] <DarkAngel_Jake> "You don't know me, exactly, but I know you."
1143[07:44] * Sexy_Devil||Nick shrugs
1144[07:44] <FemDrDoom||Velcha> "Yep. Does that mean you're not?" *Pulls off hood and shitty dr doom mask to reveal horns and, strangely enough, a second mask.
1145[07:44] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Lily's drink tastes of everything and nothing at once.
1146[07:44] <Ghost|Thom> "Truely the spookiest liquid: milk. Because nobody can ever tell whether it's spoiled or not. It could be sour or non-sour, none will know unless they partake in drinking it. ..........I really have drank too much, haven't I..."
1147[07:44] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "i think you can see quite some skin in my costume?"
1148[07:45] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> She consults the Tome of the Void, to try and see where Nick would come from.
1149[07:45] <Ghost|Thom> "Barkeep, keep 'em coming, if you don't mind"
1150[07:45] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Thom a pitch black drink.
1151[07:45] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "so.... barkeep, would thou mind giving mine person another drink?"
1152[07:45] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "Want some of mine?" Lily offers the rest of her drink to Thom, "It's too weird for me."
1153[07:45] <Pirate|Daemus> "I'll have a drink as vell."
1154[07:45] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Maybe he's actually Varnegs, god of Pain and Passion?
1155[07:45] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Nick an electric orange drink, standing on her tiptoes to give it to him.
1156[07:46] <FemDrDoom||Velcha> *snorts*  "! can't rea!!y see that we!! with the second mask on, sooo... Cut me a break?"
1157[07:46] <DarkAngel_Jake> "You are correct, Feraku."
1158[07:46] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana gives a brown drink to Daemus
1159[07:46] * Red|Tarane (webchat@203.86.203.62) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
1160[07:46] * Sexy_Devil||Nick takes the drink and sips it from a leaning possition in the air, wings falling to down and to both sides
1161[07:46] <DarkAngel_Jake> "I take it you are one with the Void as well?"
1162[07:46] * Ghost|Thom downs the pitch black drink.
1163[07:46] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Nick finds that he is drinking pure ink.
1164[07:46] * Red|Tarane sighs at the chaos 
1165[07:46] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "BLUH"
1166[07:47] * Jaczac|M (uid77318@id-77318.tooting.irccloud.com) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
1167[07:47] * Pirate|Daemus takes an experimental sip of the brown drink"
1168[07:47] * Sexy_Devil||Nick spits and puts the drink back in the counter
1169[07:47] * Red|Tarane walks to Nick, recognising him but not his costume
1170[07:47] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Daemus finds that it is delicious hot coco.
1171[07:47] <Ghost|Thom> "I might not mind the drink, but I'm preoccupied with my own, sorry."
1172[07:47] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "there goes my appetite :/"
1173[07:47] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Thom is also drinking pure ink.
1174[07:47] <Red|Tarane> "You got something weird too?"
1175[07:47] <FemDrDoom||Velcha> "! can't just not have a dr!nk !f both of y'a!! are hav!ng some. Barkeep?" *Smiles friendily*
1176[07:47] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> *to tarane* "ink"
1177[07:47] * Ghost|Thom spits the ink out directly into the glass
1178[07:47] * HotBond||Frederick is now known as HotPirateBond||Frederick
1179[07:47] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "how about you?"
1180[07:47] <Pirate|Daemus> "Huh. That's pleasant, though I expected at least some soporifics at an event like this."
1181[07:48] <Red|Tarane> "Ouch. I got that too"
1182[07:48] * Dark_Angel|Aurora slithers out of the party
1183[07:48] * Dark_Angel|Aurora (~Letaali@h75412.koas.jyu.fi) has left #RPGStuck_Bar (Leaving )
1184[07:48] <Ghost|Thom> "OK, I might require another drink now. This is even worse than the lemon."
1185[07:48] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Velcha a muddy red drink.
1186[07:48] <Red|Tarane> "These drinks are all weird"
1187[07:48] * FemDrDoom||Velcha takes a sip hesitantly
1188[07:48] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "what is up with this bar and serving these kind of things?"
1189[07:48] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Thom a purple drink.
1190[07:48] <Pirate|Daemus> "... Auorora? Damn."
1191[07:48] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "Ink?"
1192[07:48] <Red|Tarane> "...Apart from that pirate's one. That looks good"
1193[07:48] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Velcha's drink tastes like dirt.
1194[07:48] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "What's with all the ink drink"
1195[07:49] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "barkeep, please, give me something to wash away the ink?"
1196[07:49] <Red|Tarane> "I have no clue. Do you want any beer though? I have some from earlier"
1197[07:49] <Ghost|Thom> "Now that's what I'm talking about. No chance of ink drinks, something plain and simple."
1198[07:49] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "i'll pass"
1199[07:49] * Ghost|Thom downs the purple drink in one go.
1200[07:49] * Pirate|Daemus continues sipping his delicious coco, a mite mournfully.
1201[07:49] * FemDrDoom||Velcha backwashes the dirt drink back into the glass. Ick.
1202[07:49] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Nick a grass green drink.
1203[07:49] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Thom is now dressed as Sephiroth
1204[07:49] <Red|Tarane> "Bet it's grass"
1205[07:49] * Sexy_Devil||Nick carefully takes a sip of the green drink
1206[07:49] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "we'll... lets see"
1207[07:49] * Ghost|Thom is now known as Sephiroth|Thom
1208[07:50] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Nick is suddenly filled with a feeling of being STRONG and a desire to share that with everyone in a very STRONG way
1209[07:50] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "I want to try a purple one!"
1210[07:50] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "this is a STRONG drink"
1211[07:50] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "Do you want to try to get one?" Hana looks at Lily.
1212[07:50] <Red|Tarane> "Ok?"
1213[07:50] <Sephiroth|Thom> "What...even is this. I don't understand what this costume is. It's not bad though, certainly one of the better ones I've worn."
1214[07:50] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "im not quite sure what it flavor is. but its... interesting to say least"
1215[07:51] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "Sure!"
1216[07:51] * DarkAngel_Jake flies to Feraku.
1217[07:51] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> *to thom* "that's the one i was wearing before"
1218[07:51] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Lily a purple drink, "Congratulations."
1219[07:51] <Sephiroth|Thom> "More purple for more burple, please barkeep."
1220[07:51] * Werewolf|Lily_Miller downs the purple drink
1221[07:51] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "barkeep. i STRONGLY require a purple drink"
1222[07:51] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Thom a light yellow drink.
1223[07:52] <Sephiroth|Thom> "That's cool, I came here wearing a Pirate costume."
1224[07:52] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Lily is now dressed as Satan.
1225[07:52] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "the latex of this costume doesn't suits me"
1226[07:52] * Red|Tarane raises an eyebrow
1227[07:52] * Ornstein|Vorpas zzzzz
1228[07:52] <FemDrDoom||Velcha> "!t's been rea! not-tro!! dude but ! th!nk !'m gonna go exp!ore a bit"
1229[07:52] * Werewolf|Lily_Miller is now known as Satan|Lily_Miller
1230[07:52] <Red|Tarane> "'K then"
1231[07:52] <Satan|Lily_Miller> "Whelp
1232[07:52] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Nick an Amber drink and he finally falls back into his seat.
1233[07:52] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> ((i'm going to be mostly inactive as i have served my purpose.))
1234[07:52] * Sephiroth|Thom doesn't even looks at the drink, instead chugging it down his mouth.
1235[07:52] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> ((also my USB mouse isn't working))
1236[07:52] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Thom finds that he has again gotten lemon juice.
1237[07:53] * Red|Tarane shrugs and leaves the mug of beer from earlier in front of Thom
1238[07:53] <Red|Tarane> "Might as well get another drink"
1239[07:53] <Pirate|Daemus> "I'll go vith you, Velcha. If that's alright. This place is a bit of a mess..."
1240[07:53] <Sephiroth|Thom> "Shiiiiittt. Barkeep please, something to wash it down and make it Burple."
1241[07:53] * Sexy_Devil||Nick drinks the amber liquid and turns to face tarane
1242[07:53] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "anyways.... nice party right?"
1243[07:53] <Red|Tarane> "As nice as it can be I guess"
1244[07:53] * Red|Tarane shrugs
1245[07:53] * yzabtech|Mike|Feraku (~yzabtech@pool-108-27-246-178.nycmny.fios.verizon.net) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer )
1246[07:54] <Red|Tarane> "Whatever you do, don't go to that room. Some people hate each other's guts there
1247[07:54] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana gives Thom an orangish brown liquid. Nick finds that he drank apple juice.
1248[07:54] * Red|Tarane points at room 1
1249[07:54] * Sephiroth|Thom sips at the orangish-brown liquid.
1250[07:54] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "interesting"
1251[07:54] * FemDrDoom||Velcha (Velcha@trl3725rnt.rh.ncsu.edu) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
1252[07:54] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "so.... this is apple juice."
1253[07:54] <Red|Tarane> "Could I have a drink please?"
1254[07:54] <Ghost|Amelia> I was just in there.... oh my
1255[07:55] <Red|Tarane> "Huh."
1256[07:55] <Ghost|Amelia> I need a drink
1257[07:55] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "one less for the list, trying to keep track of these."
1258[07:55] <Red|Tarane> "Tamer than I expected"
1259[07:55] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Thom finds that he is drinking pumpkin flavoured coffee.
1260[07:55] * Invisible_Cloak|Rrobin (Zion@c-4cf0e255.54-13-64736c14.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
1261[07:55] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Amelia a blue drink.
1262[07:55] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "same here barkeep, thanks in advance"
1263[07:55] <Ghost|Amelia> "Hm, something different."
1264[07:55] <Sephiroth|Thom> "Never was a big fan of coffee. Pumpkins though, on the other hand, are the shit, Another drink please, barkeep."
1265[07:55] * Ghost|Amelia drinks the blue drink
1266[07:55] <Satan|Lily_Miller> "I thought you hated pumpkin?"
1267[07:55] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Nick a peach colored drink.
1268[07:56] * Red|Tarane raises an eyebrow at the bartender
1269[07:56] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Amelia suddenly feels herself get dumber and more uncoordinated.
1270[07:56] <Red|Tarane> "One here please?"
1271[07:56] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "so.... how's the arm tarane?"
1272[07:56] * Pirate|Daemus heads off towards room 1, coco in hand because it's -delicious-
1273[07:56] * JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas (AC_backup@ip70-189-148-179.lv.lv.cox.net) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
1274[07:56] * Pirate|Daemus (Daemus@c-76-105-90-189.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
1275[07:56] * Invisible_Cloak|Rrobin is now known as Invisibility_Cloak|Rrobin
1276[07:56] * Sexy_Devil||Nick drinks the peach thing
1277[07:56] <Ghost|Amelia> "Oh....boy...."
1278[07:56] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Thom an opaque grey drink and Tarane an electric green drink.
1279[07:56] <Red|Tarane> "Seems to be fine here, but in the waking world it sucks"
1280[07:56] * Ghost|Amelia walks back into room 1
1281[07:56] <Red|Tarane> "Connected to a metal machine, y'know"
1282[07:57] * yzabtech (~yzabtech@pool-108-27-246-178.nycmny.fios.verizon.net) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
1283[07:57] * Red|Tarane takes a sip from the drink
1284[07:57] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> roll 1d5
1285[07:57] <`DICE>  1,15Vamp_Bartender_Hana rolled 1,15 1d5  12,15[ 1d5=2 ] 4,15{2} 
1286[07:57] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "oh?"
1287[07:57] <Sephiroth|Thom> "I never said shit about pumpkings. Pumpkinds are alright either way, but they taste pretty decent."
1288[07:57] * Sephiroth|Thom drinks the grey drink.
1289[07:57] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "so... what's fae fae up to?"
1290[07:57] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Nick briefly turns into a small whale and breaks his stool before poofing back to normal.
1291[07:57] <Red|Tarane> "Yeap. Getting a new arm apparently, and also avoid any green drugs."
1292[07:57] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> Hey, who's got drinks, I hurt my ankle, and I'd like a tonic for the pain.
1293[07:57] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Tarane finds that it is some sort of melon alcohol.
1294[07:57] <Red|Tarane> "Faerzen can -ok what you alright- attest to that"
1295[07:58] * DarkAngel_Jake (AltTimelin@c-98-220-39-111.hsd1.in.comcast.net) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
1296[07:58] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "oh."
1297[07:58] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> "Excuse me, bartender."
1298[07:58] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "what... the fuck was that"
1299[07:58] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Caelia a milky white drink. It is very hot.
1300[07:58] <yzabtech> Feraku continues being an eavesdropper.
1301[07:58] <Red|Tarane> "I have no clue."
1302[07:58] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> "what is this."
1303[07:58] <yzabtech> Fae-fae...as in Faerzen...as in Norstov...
1304[07:59] * Sexy_Devil||Nick looks at the kid looking
1305[07:59] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "yes?"
1306[07:59] <yzabtech> Feraku tries to find the nearest trash can to kick her Tome of the Void into.
1307[07:59] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "do you know her?"
1308[07:59] <Red|Tarane> "Something about a worshipper of The Void and thinks I'm a goddess"
1309[07:59] <yzabtech> She doesn't because that would be disrespectful to the Almighty Void.
1310[07:59] <Red|Tarane> "Because of my last name"
1311[08:00] <Red|Tarane> "Goddess of... Shadows and Waiting or something?"
1312[08:00] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "i see."
1313[08:00] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "interesting"
1314[08:00] * Sexy_Devil||Nick asks the barkeep for a purple drink
1315[08:00] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> Giving up on an answer, Caelia sips the milky white drink trying to cool it down with her breath.
1316[08:00] * Red|Tarane shrugs and takes another drink of the melon-alcohol
1317[08:00] * HotPirateBond||Frederick is now known as Spidergwen||Frederick
1318[08:00] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Caelia's lips are suddenly coated in burning hot sugar and it hurts very badly.
1319[08:00] * BlackBunnySuit|Iinito (BlackBunny@c-50-134-40-49.hsd1.va.comcast.net) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
1320[08:01] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> "aaaargh!"
1321[08:01] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Nick a transluscent white drink.
1322[08:01] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "so..... anything interesting this days?"
1323[08:01] * Sephiroth|Thom drinks the grey liquid.
1324[08:01] * Ornstein|Vorpas wakes up in a stupor and walks into another room
1325[08:01] <Red|Tarane> "Meh" Tarane meh's
1326[08:01] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "bluh... did you run out of purple?"
1327[08:01] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Thom is now floating a few feet above his seat
1328[08:01] * Sexy_Devil||Nick drinks the translucent white
1329[08:01] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "It is random." Hana looks at Nick dully.
1330[08:01] * Red|Tarane passes the electric green drink to Caelia
1331[08:01] <Red|Tarane> "Try this"
1332[08:02] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "oh."
1333[08:02] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "i see."
1334[08:02] * Ornstein|Vorpas (OrnsteinVo@c-50-134-40-49.hsd1.va.comcast.net) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
1335[08:02] <Sephiroth|Thom> ((I must abscond right now, alley-oop))
1336[08:02] * Sephiroth|Thom (uraniumUmb@86-43-193-46-dynamic.b-ras1.wtd.waterford.eircom.net) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client )
1337[08:02] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Nick is now absolutely certain magic is real as fuck
1338[08:02] * Satan|Lily_Miller yawns
1339[08:02] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> "whaph's pthe meaning of pthis" Caelia tries to say to the bartender.
1340[08:02] <Satan|Lily_Miller> "I'm just gonna..."
1341[08:03] * Satan|Lily_Miller passes out
1342[08:03] * Sexy_Devil||Nick stares into the infinite sky while leaning on the bar
1343[08:03] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "whoooooooooooah"
1344[08:03] * Satan|Lily_Miller (Lily_Mille@c-73-152-29-44.hsd1.va.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client )
1345[08:03] <yzabtech> Feraku notices that Nick and Tarane were talking about her.
1346[08:03] <Red|Tarane> "Screw it. Another drink, bartender"
1347[08:03] * Red|Tarane pokes Nick
1348[08:03] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "excuse me a second tarane"
1349[08:03] <yzabtech> She decides not to say anything because it's a little late for that now. Thanks, slow narrator ((myself)).
1350[08:03] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands tarane an opaque grey drink
1351[08:03] * JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas tries to sip electric drink very lightly.
1352[08:03] * Sexy_Devil||Nick heads into the bathroom
1353[08:04] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> *electric green
1354[08:04] * BlackBunnySuit|Iinito scrambles over to a far off table
1355[08:04] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> The drink stings Caelia's new burn wounds, but it gets off the solidified sugar.
1356[08:04] * Red|Tarane takes a sip of the gray drink
1357[08:04] <Actual_Skeleton|Tyron> rattles in like a rattley rattler
1358[08:04] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Tarane is now floating a few feet above the ground.
1359[08:04] <Actual_Skeleton|Tyron> "Barkeep if I may. A drink to fix my affliction."
1360[08:04] * James_Bond|Ezra_Rabbit (Bunny_Girl@airbears2-136-152-142-52.AirBears2.Berkeley.EDU) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
1361[08:05] <Actual_Skeleton|Tyron> "That is to say stop me from being a skeleton."
1362[08:05] <Red|Tarane> "Well. This is new."
1363[08:05] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Yrn a reddish brown drink.
1364[08:05] <Red|Tarane> "Could I have another, please"
1365[08:05] <James_Bond|Ezra_Rabbit> "Are pe<>ple f1ght1ng 1n here, <>r are we g<><>d?!"
1366[08:05] * Actual_Skeleton|Tyron downs it
1367[08:05] * JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas is pressing her burnt lips to her cold armor
1368[08:05] * Sexy_Devil||Nick comes back from the barhroom
1369[08:05] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana handed Tarane a purple drink.
1370[08:05] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "hey. you are flying!"
1371[08:05] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "We are all fairly well behaved here."
1372[08:05] <Red|Tarane> "Yeap"
1373[08:05] <Red|Tarane> "Blame the drink"
1374[08:05] * Red|Tarane takes a sip from the purple drink
1375[08:05] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "...is that purple?"
1376[08:05] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> The drink splatters ont he ground because Tyron is a skeleton.
1377[08:06] <Red|Tarane> "Looks purple enough to me."
1378[08:06] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "can we share it? i REALLY want to change out of this skintight thing"
1379[08:06] <James_Bond|Ezra_Rabbit> "<>h, thank g<>d, the last r<><>m had a c<>uple yell1ng at each<>ther <>ver s<>me stup1d game <>r s<>meth1ng!"
1380[08:06] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Tarane is now dressed as a pirate
1381[08:06] <Red|Tarane> "sure"
1382[08:06] * BlackBunnySuit|Iinito catches some z's
1383[08:06] * Red|Tarane passes the drink to Nick
1384[08:06] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> "Well I guess that distracted me from my ankle."
1385[08:06] * Red|Tarane is now known as Pirate|Tarane
1386[08:06] <Pirate|Tarane> "Welp."
1387[08:06] * Sexy_Devil||Nick drinks some purple too
1388[08:06] * Pirate|Tarane removes the eyepatch
1389[08:07] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Nick is now dressed as a Bunny Girl
1390[08:07] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> "but why did it have to be so painful, bartender."
1391[08:07] <James_Bond|Ezra_Rabbit> "Yay, an<>ther bunny g1rl!"
1392[08:07] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "them's the breaks." Hana looks at her, shrugging.
1393[08:07] <James_Bond|Ezra_Rabbit> I run over and hug Nick.
1394[08:07] * Pirate|Tarane tries not to laugh
1395[08:07] * Sexy_Devil||Nick is now known as bunnygirl||Nick
1396[08:08] * bunnygirl||Nick facepalms and then is surprisingly hugged
1397[08:08] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> I decide to leave the hellish room.
1398[08:08] * JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas leaves
1399[08:08] <bunnygirl||Nick> "... ill keep this one for later"
1400[08:08] <James_Bond|Ezra_Rabbit> "Hey, new bunny girlfriend, wanna be besties?!"
1401[08:08] * bunnygirl||Nick undresses and sits down in his underwear
1402[08:08] * JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas (AC_backup@ip70-189-148-179.lv.lv.cox.net) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
1403[08:09] <bunnygirl||Nick> "i dont even know you ezra"
1404[08:09] <James_Bond|Ezra_Rabbit> "That sh<>uldn't st<>p y<>u fr<>m be1ng my best fr1end!"
1405[08:09] <bunnygirl||Nick> "barkeep. a drink please?"
1406[08:09] * Jaczac (~Jaczac@2601:647:4c01:e8b9:dc8b:8801:19d5:77e9) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
1407[08:09] <James_Bond|Ezra_Rabbit> "<>h, 1'll have <>ne t<><>!"
1408[08:09] * Pirate|Tarane takes off the outer layer of the pirate costume then tosses it to Nick
1409[08:09] <bunnygirl||Nick> "....you... really like bunnies right?"
1410[08:10] <bunnygirl||Nick> "thanks tarane"
1411[08:10] <Pirate|Tarane> "You're welcome"
1412[08:10] <Pirate|Tarane> "Now how do I get down?"
1413[08:10] * bunnygirl||Nick puts on a pirate jacket
1414[08:10] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands them 2 drinks, on a reddish brown and the other white with swirlingblack.
1415[08:10] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Jaczac
1416[08:10] <James_Bond|Ezra_Rabbit> "Wh<> w<>uldn't l1ke bunn1es!"
1417[08:10] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Tarane suddenly drops back to the ground.
1418[08:10] <bunnygirl||Nick> "just wait for a while. enjoy the wingless flying"
1419[08:10] * Pirate|Tarane falls to the ground
1420[08:10] <bunnygirl||Nick> "i dont"
1421[08:10] <Pirate|Tarane> "ow"
1422[08:10] * bunnygirl||Nick helps tarane up
1423[08:11] * Pirate|Tarane gets up
1424[08:11] <Pirate|Tarane> "Thanks"
1425[08:11] * bunnygirl||Nick captchalogues the bunny costume
1426[08:11] * bunnygirl||Nick is now known as Underwear||Nick
1427[08:11] <James_Bond|Ezra_Rabbit> "H<>w c<>uld y<>u n<>t l1ke bunn1es!?"
1428[08:11] * James_Bond|Ezra_Rabbit is horrified
1429[08:11] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "Sir, I must ask you to remain dressed."
1430[08:11] <Actual_Skeleton|Tyron> "Simmer down."
1431[08:11] * Underwear||Nick has a pirate jacket on
1432[08:12] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "Please put your clothes back on."
1433[08:12] <Underwear||Nick> "my last costume was more reavealng than this wasn't it?"
1434[08:12] <Pirate|Tarane> "Try taking another sip of the purple"
1435[08:12] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "I do not care. Wear your clothes."
1436[08:12] * Underwear||Nick takes the last sip left of purple
1437[08:12] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> It does nothing, seems to have sat out too long
1438[08:12] <Pirate|Tarane> "Welp"
1439[08:13] <Underwear||Nick> "mind giving me a drink?"
1440[08:13] * James_Bond|Ezra_Rabbit realizes she might be able to find out what the difference between human and troll genetalia is, and begins staring at Nick's crotch trying to see.
1441[08:13] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "First get dressed."
1442[08:13] <Pirate|Tarane> "I only have ink on me -shrugs-"
1443[08:13] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "Also there are two there in front of you and your adorable friend."
1444[08:13] * Underwear||Nick puts on the pants of the bunny costume
1445[08:13] <Underwear||Nick> "but there is no purple"
1446[08:13] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> She shrugs.
1447[08:13] <Underwear||Nick> "...why is this person staring at my crotch?"
1448[08:14] * James_Bond|Ezra_Rabbit grabs one of the drinks the bartender poured and drinks it, still trying to see the difference.
1449[08:14] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> She shrugs again.
1450[08:14] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Which one?
1451[08:14] <James_Bond|Ezra_Rabbit> either
1452[08:14] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> roll 1d2
1453[08:14] <`DICE>  1,15Vamp_Bartender_Hana rolled 1,15 1d2  12,15[ 1d2=2 ] 4,15{2} 
1454[08:14] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Ezra is now a spooky skeleton.
1455[08:14] <James_Bond|Ezra_Rabbit> "1 want t<> kn<>w the d1fference between human and tr<>ll genetal1a!"
1456[08:14] * Underwear||Nick takes one of the drinks and takes a sip
1457[08:14] <Underwear||Nick> "..."
1458[08:14] <Pirate|Tarane> "I don't even know any more"
1459[08:14] * James_Bond|Ezra_Rabbit is now known as spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit
1460[08:14] * Underwear||Nick looks at tarane
1461[08:15] * Underwear||Nick looks at ezra
1462[08:15] <Underwear||Nick> "..."
1463[08:15] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> He finds it is spicy cinnamon whsikey
1464[08:15] <Actual_Skeleton|Tyron> "Seems like you shall live on in undeath as well."
1465[08:15] <Underwear||Nick> "so... there IS a difference?"
1466[08:15] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "The pe<>ple 1n the last r<><>m had t<> st<>p bef<>re 1 c<>uld learn!"
1467[08:15] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "1 d<>n't kn<>w but they seemed t<> th1nk s<>!"
1468[08:15] <Pirate|Tarane> "I think there is"
1469[08:15] <Underwear||Nick> "..."
1470[08:16] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "C<>uld y<>u maybe descr1be 1t f<>r me?"
1471[08:16] <Underwear||Nick> "well... that's... interesting"
1472[08:16] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "Please keep your genitalia hidden away."
1473[08:16] <Underwear||Nick> "...what"
1474[08:16] * Underwear||Nick laughts
1475[08:16] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "Just... tell me what 1t l<><>ks l1ke!"
1476[08:16] <Pirate|Tarane> "No comment"
1477[08:16] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "And if you are going to get graphic, the closet in the back is the appropriate place to do so."
1478[08:16] <Actual_Skeleton|Tyron> "It is far too late for that."
1479[08:16] <Underwear||Nick> "i... you seem quite eager dot you?"
1480[08:16] <Actual_Skeleton|Tyron> "Hard for a skeleton to cover up."
1481[08:16] * Pirate|Tarane de-captcha's her phone and fiddles with it for a while
1482[08:16] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "1'm cur1<>us! Aren't y<>u?!"
1483[08:16] <Underwear||Nick> "well.... how do i even say this"
1484[08:17] <Underwear||Nick> "..."
1485[08:17] * Pirate|Tarane passes the phone to Ezra, on the subject of Human Biology
1486[08:17] <Pirate|Tarane> "There"
1487[08:17] * Underwear||Nick takes out a cellphone and shuffles through the gallery
1488[08:17] <Underwear||Nick> "there... too"
1489[08:17] * Pirate|Tarane looks deadpan at Nick
1490[08:17] <Pirate|Tarane> "Really."
1491[08:17] * spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit reads through the phone subject, and looks at the gallery
1492[08:17] <Underwear||Nick> "what?"
1493[08:17] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "<><><><><><>h! Thanks! Y<>u humans are we1rd!"
1494[08:18] * spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit hands them their phones back
1495[08:18] <Underwear||Nick> "says you"
1496[08:18] * Pirate|Tarane captcha's the phone without looking at it
1497[08:18] <Pirate|Tarane> "I ain't a human, skelegirl"
1498[08:18] <Underwear||Nick> "i consider my parts quite normal"
1499[08:18] * Pirate|Tarane points to horns and gray skin
1500[08:18] * Invisibility_Cloak|Rrobin (Zion@c-4cf0e255.54-13-64736c14.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client )
1501[08:18] * Skitter|Callum (Another_On@CPE-120-145-151-48.lnse2.pie.bigpond.net.au) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client )
1502[08:18] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "N<>t y<>u s1lly, 1 was talk1ng ab<>ut humans and the1r gen1tals!"
1503[08:18] * Actual_Skeleton|Tyron (Thingymabo@CPE-120-145-151-48.lnse2.pie.bigpond.net.au) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client )
1504[08:19] <Pirate|Tarane> "'k"
1505[08:19] <Underwear||Nick> ""so.... is it too different?"
1506[08:19] * Pirate|Tarane turns to the barkeeper and asks for a drink
1507[08:19] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "T<><> d1fferent h<>w?!"
1508[08:19] * Pirate|Tarane also moves away from the two
1509[08:19] <Underwear||Nick> "you seemed to be quite interesting in knowing... how it looked"
1510[08:19] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Tarane a purple drink
1511[08:19] <Underwear||Nick> "is it THAT different?"
1512[08:20] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "Well, 1 mean, 1t's pretty d1fferent, en<>ught t<> be we1rd and k1nd <>f funny l<><>k1ng!"
1513[08:20] * Pirate|Tarane takes a sip
1514[08:20] <Underwear||Nick> "oh"
1515[08:20] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Tarane is now a Maid
1516[08:20] <Underwear||Nick> "well................"
1517[08:20] <Underwear||Nick> "anyways."
1518[08:20] <Underwear||Nick> "can... i have a drink please?"
1519[08:21] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "You should not call people's genitals funny looking . It is rude."
1520[08:21] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "<>h 1s 1t!? 1'm s<> s<>rry!"
1521[08:21] <Underwear||Nick> "indeed"
1522[08:21] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Nick a muddy orange drink.
1523[08:21] <Underwear||Nick> "i could say the same about yours"
1524[08:21] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "1 d1dn't mean 1t 1n a bad way! 1 just meant 1t was d1fferent than 1 was used t<>!"
1525[08:21] * Pirate|Tarane is now known as Maid|Tarane
1526[08:21] * Maid|Tarane looks at the costume
1527[08:21] <Maid|Tarane> "Nope."
1528[08:21] <Underwear||Nick> "oh."
1529[08:21] * Maid|Tarane takes another sip
1530[08:21] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "Wa1t, have y<>u even seen my gen1tals?!"
1531[08:21] * Underwear||Nick takes a sip of orange
1532[08:22] * Underwear||Nick laughts
1533[08:22] <Underwear||Nick> "no?"
1534[08:22] * Maid|Tarane sticks her finger in her ears
1535[08:22] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Nick's head is now a Jack-o-lanturn
1536[08:22] <Underwear||Nick> "...i dont want to"
1537[08:22] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "Then h<>w c<>uld y<>u kn<>w they're we1rd l<><>k1ng!?"
1538[08:22] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Tarane's outfit isn't changing at all.
1539[08:22] <Underwear||Nick> "holy shit. my head is a pumpkin"
1540[08:22] * Maid|Tarane mutters to herself
1541[08:22] <Underwear||Nick> "because you said mine were!"
1542[08:22] <Maid|Tarane> "Another drink, please.
1543[08:22] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "Well n<>w y<>u're be1ng rude, pumpk1nhead!"
1544[08:23] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Tarane another purple drink
1545[08:23] * Maid|Tarane takes a sip, waiting for the expected change
1546[08:23] * Underwear||Nick takes out his now pumpkin head. and sets it on the counter
1547[08:23] * Dark_Angel|Orea (Orea|DarkA@cpc27-heme10-2-0-cust754.9-1.cable.virginm.net) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
1548[08:23] <Underwear||Nick> "mind if i have another drink?"
1549[08:23] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Tarane is now dressed as a dark angel. Aka wearing lingerie and a pair of fake wings.
1550[08:23] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "Bartender, can 1 have an<>ther dr1nk?!"
1551[08:23] * Dark_Angel|Orea walks over and sits at the bar
1552[08:24] * Astronaut|Caavus (~Jaczac@2601:647:4c01:e8b9:dc8b:8801:19d5:77e9) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
1553[08:24] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "<>h, H1 <>rea!"
1554[08:24] <Dark_Angel|Orea> "Hey again ezra :!"
1555[08:24] <Underwear||Nick> "oh. that reminds me of..."
1556[08:24] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Nick a silvery drink.
1557[08:24] * Underwear||Nick looks at tarane
1558[08:24] * Maid|Tarane is now known as DarkAngel|Tarane
1559[08:24] * Underwear||Nick puts his head back on and drinks the silver stuff
1560[08:24] <DarkAngel|Tarane> "You have got to be kidding me."
1561[08:24] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "1 f1nally saw human gen1tals!"
1562[08:24] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Nick now feels exceedingly dumb and uncoordinated.
1563[08:24] <Astronaut|Caavus> "hey barkeep!"
1564[08:24] <Dark_Angel|Orea> "What :?"
1565[08:24] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "Yes?"
1566[08:24] <Astronaut|Caavus> "do you have any coffee, milk something like that?"
1567[08:25] * Underwear||Nick tries to stand up and falls
1568[08:25] <Underwear||Nick> "bluh"
1569[08:25] * DarkAngel|Tarane sighs, and asks for another drink
1570[08:25] <yzabtech> Mike overhears this conversation about genitals and walks over. He'll be the first one to have an encyclopedia about alien biology!
1571[08:25] <Dark_Angel|Orea> "What have you been up to ezra :?"
1572[08:25] <Astronaut|Caavus> "why is that guy in his underwear."
1573[08:25] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "Sometimes." She hands him a drink the color of white out.
1574[08:25] <yzabtech> Researchers worldwide will worship him!
1575[08:25] <yzabtech> Mike walks up to Ezra.
1576[08:25] * Astronaut|Caavus sips it.
1577[08:25] <Underwear||Nick> "drink. here"
1578[08:25] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Tarane a pale yellow drink.
1579[08:25] <Underwear||Nick> "so... ezra. how to... know if weird parts are weird?"
1580[08:25] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "1 was star1ng at that guy's underwear, s<> he sh<>wed me h1s human gen1tals!"
1581[08:25] <Astronaut|Caavus> ((hana was that just milk?))
1582[08:25] <Underwear||Nick> "i didn't"
1583[08:26] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Caavus can suddenly see through the clothing of everyone at the bar.
1584[08:26] <Underwear||Nick> "random... picture... internet"
1585[08:26] <Astronaut|Caavus> "uh."
1586[08:26] * DarkAngel|Tarane asks for another drink
1587[08:26] <Astronaut|Caavus> "im."
1588[08:26] <Dark_Angel|Orea> "Wow.. ok ezra... :?"
1589[08:26] <Astronaut|Caavus> "gonna go."
1590[08:26] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Nick a purple drink.
1591[08:26] * Astronaut|Caavus goes to room2
1592[08:26] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "Why w<>uld y<>u have a rand<>m p1cture <>f s<>me<>ne else's gen1tals <>n y<>ur ph<>ne?!"
1593[08:26] <Dark_Angel|Orea> "You seem pretty excited about this :?"
1594[08:26] * Astronaut|Caavus (~Jaczac@2601:647:4c01:e8b9:dc8b:8801:19d5:77e9) has left #RPGStuck_Bar (Leaving )
1595[08:26] * Underwear||Nick sips half of the purple and hands the other half to tarane
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1602-
1603[08:26] * DarkAngel|Tarane takes a sip
1604[08:26] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Nick is now dressed as a Vampire.
1605[08:26] <DarkAngel|Tarane> "Thanks"
1606[08:27] <Underwear||Nick> "internet?"
1607[08:27] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "1 really wanted t<> kn<>w! And n<>w 1 d<>, s<> 1'm happy!"
1608[08:27] * Underwear||Nick is now known as Vampire||Nick
1609[08:27] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Tarane is now a ghost.
1610[08:27] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "What's an 1nternet?!"
1611[08:27] * DarkAngel|Tarane glares at the drink
1612[08:27] * DarkAngel|Tarane is now known as Ghost|Tarane
1613[08:27] <Vampire||Nick> "something that... lyra showed me"
1614[08:27] <Dark_Angel|Orea> "Well.. Was it really that interesting though :?"
1615[08:27] <Ghost|Tarane> "This is stupid."
1616[08:27] <Ghost|Tarane> "Completely. And utterly. Stupid."
1617[08:27] <yzabtech> "I have overheard your conversation about the biology of different species," Mike says to Ezra.
1618[08:27] <Vampire||Nick> "there's.... information... and... weird stuff"
1619[08:27] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "You keep getting drinks."
1620[08:27] <Ghost|Tarane> "True"
1621[08:28] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "1t was certa1nly d1fferent that 1 expected, but 1t d<>esn't seem bad!"
1622[08:28] <Ghost|Tarane> "But still"
1623[08:28] <Dark_Angel|Orea> "I mean.. unfortunately due to mirkan I have seen them before but it wasn't exactly... exciting :?"
1624[08:28] * Ghost|Tarane throws her ghostly hands up into the air.
1625[08:28] <yzabtech> "So...could you maybe...describe your...biology?" Mike says trying not to sound weird.
1626[08:28] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "Do no do that."
1627[08:28] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "1t's pr<>bably that y<>u'd seen them bef<>re y<>u really had w<>ndered ab<>ut 1t!"
1628[08:28] <Ghost|Tarane> "Don't do that"
1629[08:28] * Vampire||Nick facepalms again shaking the stupidity off from him
1630[08:28] <Vampire||Nick> "much.... better"
1631[08:28] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "1 was really cur1<>us, because n<> <>ne was talk1ng ab<>ut 1t!"
1632[08:28] <Vampire||Nick> "yeah. dont do that"
1633[08:29] <Dark_Angel|Orea> "I guess :? But like... still :/"
1634[08:29] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "1 l1ke t<> be exc1ted ab<>ut th1ngs! The m<>re exc1ted y<>u are the m<>re exc1t1ng l1fe 1s!"
1635[08:29] <Vampire||Nick> "well... really. they cant be THAT different right?"
1636[08:29] <Ghost|Tarane> "Guys please get a room"
1637[08:29] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "Why w<>uldn't 1 be exc1ted?!"
1638[08:29] <Vampire||Nick> "no need to be THAT excited"
1639[08:30] <Dark_Angel|Orea> "^"
1640[08:30] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "They're n<>t t<><> d1fferent! And just because there's n<> need, d<>esn't mean 1 can't!"
1641[08:30] <Vampire||Nick> "i see"
1642[08:30] * Ghost|Tarane absconds to a nearby room
1643[08:30] * Vampire||Nick asks for another drink
1644[08:30] * Ghost|Tarane comes back
1645[08:31] <Dark_Angel|Orea> "Ok i'm just going to ask.. Are you just incredibly horny right now or something :?"
1646[08:31] <Ghost|Tarane> "That room over there is empty"
1647[08:31] * Ghost|Tarane points at room3
1648[08:31] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands him a purple drink.
1649[08:31] <Ghost|Tarane> "Just saying"
1650[08:31] <Vampire||Nick> "so... what the hell can even be different?"
1651[08:31] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "Well, 1 d<> have h<>rns 1f that's what y<>u mean?!"
1652[08:31] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> I poke my horns to show them.
1653[08:31] * Dark_Angel|Orea facepalms
1654[08:31] * Ghost|Tarane applies her ghostly hand to her ghostly face
1655[08:31] <Vampire||Nick> "/me drinks the purple
1656[08:31] <Dark_Angel|Orea> "Nice one.. So do I :P"
1657[08:31] * Ghost|Tarane waves at them frantically
1658[08:32] * Vampire||Nick tries to see if tarane is intangible
1659[08:32] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "Hey, bartender, can 1 have an<>ther dr1nk?!"
1660[08:32] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Nick is now dressed as a knight
1661[08:32] * Vampire||Nick is now known as Knight||Nick
1662[08:32] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> I turn back to Orea, "Was that n<>t what y<>u meant?!"
1663[08:32] <Knight||Nick> "good enough"
1664[08:32] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana pours a dark red liquid andhands it to Ezra
1665[08:32] <Ghost|Tarane> "Nice"
1666[08:32] <Dark_Angel|Orea> "No... :P"
1667[08:32] <Ghost|Tarane> "Looks good on you"
1668[08:32] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "<>h, what'd y<>u mean?" I drink the red liquid.
1669[08:33] * Knight||Nick heads into the bathroom
1670[08:33] <Knight||Nick> "excuse me for a second
1671[08:33] <yzabtech> "She was asking if you were wanting sexual intercourse."
1672[08:34] <Dark_Angel|Orea> "well.. yeah. Not with me, but in general :/"
1673[08:34] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "What's sexual interc<>urse, 1 d<>n't th1nk that's s<>meth1ng 1've ever heard <>f?!"
1674[08:34] <yzabtech> roll 1d20-1 for charisma
1675[08:34] <`DICE>  1,15yzabtech rolled 1,15 1d20-1  1,15for charisma  12,15[ 1d20=15 ] 4,15{14} 
1676[08:34] * BlackBunnySuit|Iinito (BlackBunny@c-50-134-40-49.hsd1.va.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client )
1677[08:34] <yzabtech> "So...are you?"
1678[08:34] * Ghost|Tarane nope's out of there
1679[08:34] * Ghost|Tarane nope's out of there so hard
1680[08:34] * Ghost|Tarane absconds to room1
1681[08:34] * Ghost|Tarane (webchat@203.86.203.62) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
1682[08:34] <yzabtech> "It's sex. I'll explain it in a separate room, as many of the people in this room seem quite uncomfortable."
1683[08:34] * Knight||Nick comes out of the bathroom
1684[08:34] <Dark_Angel|Orea> "Yeah.. should we explain it somewhere else or something :?"
1685[08:34] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "<>h, why? 1s 1t s<>meth1ng bad?!"
1686[08:34] <Knight||Nick> "what"
1687[08:35] * FrankBunnySuit|Iinito (BlackBunny@c-50-134-40-49.hsd1.va.comcast.net) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
1688[08:35] <Knight||Nick> "kid. out of here, this is not that kind of party
1689[08:35] * FrankBunnySuit|Iinito (BlackBunny@c-50-134-40-49.hsd1.va.comcast.net) Quit (Client Quit )
1690[08:35] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "Do not explain sex!"
1691[08:35] * FrankBunnySuit|Iinito (FrankBunny@c-50-134-40-49.hsd1.va.comcast.net) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
1692[08:35] <yzabtech> "It's...an uncomfortable subject. We'll discuss it in a separate room."
1693[08:35] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "There is a closet in theback if you really want to go over sensitive topics."
1694[08:35] <Dark_Angel|Orea> "Its just embarrassing :P"
1695[08:35] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "1'm s<>rry, 1'll st<>p ask1ng ab<>ut 1t 1f 1t makes pe<>ple unc<>mf<>rtable!"
1696[08:35] <`DICE> cumslut
1697[08:36] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Dice what
1698[08:36] <yzabtech> ((link to the closet?))
1699[08:36] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> #rpgstuck_closet
1700[08:36] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> Dice, just wow...
1701[08:36] <Knight||Nick> "dont do anything weird"
1702[08:36] <Dark_Angel|Orea> "Why did an abstract being just state cumslut :?"
1703[08:36] <Knight||Nick> "you will regret it kiddo"
1704[08:36] <Knight||Nick> roll 1d20+2 intimidation.
1705[08:36] <`DICE>  1,15Knight||Nick rolled 1,15 1d20+2  1,15intimidation.  12,15[ 1d20=17 ] 4,15{19} 
1706[08:36] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "I have no idea."
1707[08:37] <Knight||Nick> "wait. you heard that too?"
1708[08:37] <Knight||Nick> "that was weird"
1709[08:37] <Knight||Nick> "anyways if you are going to do weird stuff im outta here.
1710[08:37] * Knight||Nick absconds the fuck to room 1
1711[08:38] * Dark_Angel|Orea leaves with ezra and yza to explain things...
1712[08:38] * Knight||Nick (webchat@201.220.243.121) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
1713[08:39] * Sherlock_Holmes|Terese (uid76541@id-76541.ealing.irccloud.com) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
1714[08:39] <Sherlock_Holmes|Terese> "Barkeep"
1715[08:40] <Sherlock_Holmes|Terese> "4 shots"
1716[08:40] <Sherlock_Holmes|Terese> "Pronto"
1717[08:40] * DeathStroke|Mauiki (DeathStrok@ncsu-nat1-2.ncstate.net) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
1718[08:41] * DeathStroke|Mauiki looks around for Terese
1719[08:41] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Think she went this way..."
1720[08:41] * FrankBunnySuit|Iinito attempts not to be noticed
1721[08:41] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana pours a purple, light pink, a drink that sucks in all light, and finally another purple drink.
1722[08:41] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Hey IinitoO, yoOu seEen Terese?"
1723[08:41] <FrankBunnySuit|Iinito> "NAh"
1724[08:41] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "I believe she is over here." Hana points out.
1725[08:41] * Sherlock_Holmes|Terese pounds the first two rather irresponsibly, pauses and grimaces a moment, then pounds the next two
1726[08:41] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Ooh, thank yoOu."
1727[08:42] * DeathStroke|Mauiki walks over and sits next to her
1728[08:42] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Terese is now dressed as a scientist
1729[08:42] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> roll 1d4
1730[08:42] <`DICE>  1,15Vamp_Bartender_Hana rolled 1,15 1d4  12,15[ 1d4=2 ] 4,15{2} 
1731[08:42] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Terese is now filled with pale, platonic love for Mauiki.
1732[08:42] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> (FUCK)
1733[08:42] <Sherlock_Holmes|Terese> < Lol that's not how this works >
1734[08:43] <Sherlock_Holmes|Terese> < I already had Red love for him >
1735[08:43] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> (shippin potion)
1736[08:43] <Sherlock_Holmes|Terese> < Can you target somebody else or reroll quadrant? >
1737[08:43] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> <it will probably wear offf :P >
1738[08:43] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> (fine, then Iinito)
1739[08:43] <Sherlock_Holmes|Terese> < sure >
1740[08:43] * General_Grievous|Akolit (General_Gr@ncsu-nat1-2.ncstate.net) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
1741[08:44] <Sherlock_Holmes|Terese> < two drinks left /)
1742[08:44] * General_Grievous|Akolit looks around nervously
1743[08:44] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Also Terese is a scientist
1744[08:44] * Sherlock_Holmes|Terese is now known as Drunk_Scientist|Terese
1745[08:44] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "YoOu alright?"
1746[08:44] * Drunk_Scientist|Terese finishes her other shots
1747[08:44] * Ghost|Amelia (objectiveD@204.84.244.12) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client )
1748[08:45] * General_Grievous|Akolit shuffles out on all six
1749[08:45] * General_Grievous|Akolit (General_Gr@ncsu-nat1-2.ncstate.net) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
1750[08:45] * Ghost|Amelia (GhostAmeli@204.84.244.12) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
1751[08:45] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Ooh..."
1752[08:45] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Huh..."
1753[08:45] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Terese is now dressed as a pirate
1754[08:45] * Drunk_Scientist|Terese is now known as Grog_Filled_Pirate|Terese
1755[08:46] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> the other drink leaves a strange aftertaste of nothing
1756[08:46] <Grog_Filled_Pirate|Terese> "I'm fine."
1757[08:46] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "WelLl, alright. Just seEemed... noOt very alright."
1758[08:47] * Grog_Filled_Pirate|Terese mumbles something incomprehensible
1759[08:47] * DeathStroke|Mauiki takes off the mask and takes her hand
1760[08:47] * yzabtech is now known as Mike_Sardon
1761[08:48] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "It's alLl goOoOd."
1762[08:48] * Grog_Filled_Pirate|Terese pulls her hand back and turns away, sighing
1763[08:49] * DeathStroke|Mauiki shrugs
1764[08:49] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "YoOu can telLl me what's goOing oOn, ya knoOw."
1765[08:50] * FrankBunnySuit|Iinito is still pretending no one notices him
1766[08:50] * Grog_Filled_Pirate|Terese shrugs
1767[08:50] <Grog_Filled_Pirate|Terese> "Doshent matteh"
1768[08:50] * spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit reenters the bar from the closet
1769[08:51] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "DoOes toO me."
1770[08:51] * Ghost|Amelia (GhostAmeli@204.84.244.12) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client )
1771[08:51] * Scientist|Kai (ScientistK@d162-156-183-241.bchsia.telus.net) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
1772[08:51] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana looks over, "Was it informative?"
1773[08:51] * FrankBunnySuit|Iinito walks over to the bar
1774[08:51] <FrankBunnySuit|Iinito> "COuld I gEt sOmethin?"
1775[08:51] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "Very! 1 learned all s<>rts <>f stuff! Ab<>ut erect1<>ns and sex! M1ke even sh<>wed us <>ne!"
1776[08:51] * Grog_Filled_Pirate|Terese mutters something incomprehensible again and slumps over onto her arm
1777[08:52] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "Can, 1 have a dr1nk!?"
1778[08:52] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "You. Ok. I do not need to know anymore."
1779[08:52] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Ezra a light pink drink.
1780[08:52] * spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit drinks the drink
1781[08:52] <Scientist|Kai> "I'll take one too"
1782[08:52] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> roll 1d4
1783[08:52] <`DICE>  1,15Vamp_Bartender_Hana rolled 1,15 1d4  12,15[ 1d4=3 ] 4,15{3} 
1784[08:53] <FrankBunnySuit|Iinito> "BArtender! COuld I hAve sOmething?"
1785[08:53] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Kai a milky drink.
1786[08:53] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Ezra what are yoOu talking aboOut?"
1787[08:53] * Scientist|Kai drinks
1788[08:53] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Hey Kai."
1789[08:53] * Tarane|Ghost (~androirc@203.86.203.62) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
1790[08:53] <Scientist|Kai> "Hello."
1791[08:53] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Iinito a white drink.
1792[08:53] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "<>h, 1 was just 1n the cl<>set w1th M1ke and <>rea, learn1ng ab<>ut human sex!"
1793[08:53] * FrankBunnySuit|Iinito gives it a questioning look
1794[08:53] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Ezra suddenly feels intense, black love/hate for Mauiki.
1795[08:53] * FrankBunnySuit|Iinito drinks it anways
1796[08:54] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "M1ke had an erect1<>n and everyth1ng!"
1797[08:54] * Leopold|Jaken_Renard (JakenRenar@73.23.234.248) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
1798[08:54] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Iinito finds that it is milk.
1799[08:54] <Grog_Filled_Pirate|Terese> < I hope somebody got the logs for whatever Ezra is talking about lol >
1800[08:54] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "That's... realLly great."
1801[08:54] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> (nope they did that in th eerp room)
1802[08:54] <FrankBunnySuit|Iinito> "COuld I hAve sOmething mOre Exciting?"
1803[08:55] <Scientist|Kai> (I still have no idea what i drank)
1804[08:55] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Iinito a muddy red drink.
1805[08:55] * FrankBunnySuit|Iinito eyes bulges
1806[08:55] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Kai, your face is covered in molten sugar. It burns a lot.
1807[08:55] * FrankBunnySuit|Iinito drinks eagerly
1808[08:55] <Scientist|Kai> "Oh."
1809[08:55] <Scientist|Kai> "Fun."
1810[08:55] * FrankBunnySuit|Iinito looks over at kai
1811[08:55] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Iinito's drink tastes like dirt.
1812[08:55] <FrankBunnySuit|Iinito> "Oh, hI thEre kAi."
1813[08:55] * FrankBunnySuit|Iinito spits out drink
1814[08:55] <Scientist|Kai> "Hello there, Iinito."
1815[08:56] * Grog_Filled_Pirate|Terese is still slumped on the counter
1816[08:56] * Tarane|Ghost shrugs and tries to fly onto the ceiling
1817[08:56] <Scientist|Kai> "Do you have any burn cream?"
1818[08:56] <Scientist|Kai> "Oh, wait, I bet you don't."
1819[08:56] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Ooh, doOn't say hi toO me Kai. Ookay."
1820[08:56] <Scientist|Kai> "After what you did to yourself."
1821[08:56] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Tarane is perfectly capable of that as she is a joke.
1822[08:56] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "Hey, Mau1k1, want t<> c<>me danc1ng w1th me? 1 bet 1 c<>uld dance c1rcles ar<>und y<>u!"
1823[08:56] * DeathStroke|Mauiki scoops up Terese, grumbling a bit
1824[08:56] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "YoO. BarkeEeper."
1825[08:57] * Tarane|Ghost flies onto the ceiling and lazily watches what's going on underneath her
1826[08:57] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "GoOt a coOuch oOr a bed soOmewhere? I think the litTtle lady neEeds it."
1827[08:57] <FrankBunnySuit|Iinito> "NAh mAn, I wAs cOmpletely Adrenalined At thE tIme."
1828[08:57] * [Spectating] (Spectating@c-75-72-55-61.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
1829[08:57] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "And sure, boOne girl, let me just get her taken care oOf."
1830[08:57] <FrankBunnySuit|Iinito> "Also, bArtender! CAn I hAve sOmething Other thAn dIrt?"
1831[08:57] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "Alr1ght, 1'll be wa1t1ng!~"
1832[08:58] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "Unfortunately not. She can lay behind the bar if she really needs."
1833[08:58] * spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit heads to room 2
1834[08:58] * spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit (Bunny_Girl@airbears2-136-152-142-52.AirBears2.Berkeley.EDU) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
1835[08:58] * Scientist|Kai is now known as Mechanic|Mobius
1836[08:58] * Leopold|Jaken_Renard (JakenRenar@73.23.234.248) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
1837[08:58] <Mechanic|Mobius> "What's up, nerds???
1838[08:58] <Mechanic|Mobius> "
1839[08:58] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Iinito a brown paste.
1840[08:58] <Mechanic|Mobius> "Someone, get me something to drink..."
1841[08:58] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "I think that is best. Take care oOf her, goOt it?"
1842[08:59] * Skitter|Callum (SkitterCal@CPE-120-145-151-48.lnse2.pie.bigpond.net.au) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
1843[08:59] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Mobius a beige drink.
1844[08:59] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "Alright."
1845[08:59] * Mechanic|Mobius drinks happily.
1846[08:59] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> It tastes like vanilla and butter and is delicious
1847[08:59] * Skeleton|Tyron (SkeletonTy@CPE-120-145-151-48.lnse2.pie.bigpond.net.au) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
1848[08:59] <Mechanic|Mobius> "Awww yisss..."
1849[08:59] <Mechanic|Mobius> "Gimmme another one of those..."
1850[08:59] * FrankBunnySuit|Iinito drinks da paste
1851[09:00] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Iinito finds that it is peanut butter.
1852[09:00] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Mobius a silvery drink.
1853[09:00] * DeathStroke|Mauiki goes finds Ezra after Terese is taken care of
1854[09:00] * Mechanic|Mobius drinks once again.
1855[09:00] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Mobius now feels incredible stupid and uncoordinated.
1856[09:00] <Mechanic|Mobius> (So, he's normal?)
1857[09:01] <FrankBunnySuit|Iinito> "GOd dAmnit bArkeep stOp fUcking wIth mE!"
1858[09:01] <Mechanic|Mobius> "What wuzzzat???"
1859[09:01] * frozenFire (~androirc@122.56.206.179) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
1860[09:01] * Grog_Filled_Pirate|Terese (uid76541@id-76541.ealing.irccloud.com) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
1861[09:02] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana offers Iinito a grass green drink, "Do not yell at me."
1862[09:04] * Obiwan|Maddox (TornSkippi@65.112.125.134) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
1863[09:04] * Tarane|Ghost (~androirc@203.86.203.62) Quit (Ping timeout: 192 seconds )
1864[09:04] * Obiwan|Maddox (TornSkippi@65.112.125.134) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
1865[09:05] * Invizible (Zion@c-4cf0e255.54-13-64736c14.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
1866[09:06] * Jaczac|M is now known as caavus
1867[09:06] * Ghost|Amelia (GhostAmeli@204.84.244.12) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
1868[09:08] * spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit (Bunny_Girl@airbears2-136-152-142-52.AirBears2.Berkeley.EDU) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
1869[09:08] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana heads off to the back room to take her break
1870[09:08] * Vamp_Bartender_Hana sets mode: +o spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit
1871[09:08] * caavus is now known as SpookyHotSkeletonBondPirate|Ca
1872[09:08] * @Vamp_Bartender_Hana (DM@75-13-95-10.lightspeed.austtx.sbcglobal.net) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
1873[09:09] * @spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit heads back behind the bar and puts on a bartender outfit.
1874[09:09] <Mechanic|Mobius> "I would like to request a drink..."
1875[09:09] <@spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "H1 every<>ne, 1'm y<>ur new bartender!"
1876[09:10] <@spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "C<>m1ng r1ght up!"
1877[09:10] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "What"
1878[09:10] <Mechanic|Mobius> "Hm???"
1879[09:10] * Skitter|Callum (SkitterCal@CPE-120-145-151-48.lnse2.pie.bigpond.net.au) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
1880[09:11] * @spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit hands him a purple drink.
1881[09:11] * Mechanic|Mobius drinks.
1882[09:11] * spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit is now known as spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra
1883[09:11] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> Mobius is now dressed like a spooky skeleton.
1884[09:11] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> Tyron is now dressed like a mechanic.
1885[09:12] * Mechanic|Mobius is now known as spookSkeleton|Mobius
1886[09:12] * Skeleton|Tyron is now known as Mechanic|Tyron
1887[09:12] * SpookyHotSkeletonBondPirate|Ca is now known as You
1888[09:12] <Mechanic|Tyron> ((wasnt dressed like one))
1889[09:12] <Mechanic|Tyron> ((was actually a skeleton))
1890[09:12] <spookSkeleton|Mobius> "Interesting, to say the least..."
1891[09:12] <Mechanic|Tyron> ((rattle rattle))
1892[09:13] * Invizible is now known as Velchasface
1893[09:13] * You is now known as Caavus
1894[09:13] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> ((shrug))
1895[09:13] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "1 h<>pe y<>u enj<>yed y<>ur beverage!"
1896[09:13] * DeathStroke|Mauiki watches a bit confused
1897[09:13] <spookSkeleton|Mobius> "Gimmme another..."
1898[09:14] * @spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra pours a glass of a blood red liquid and places it in front of Mobius
1899[09:14] <spookSkeleton|Mobius> "How inviting..."
1900[09:14] * spookSkeleton|Mobius drinks
1901[09:15] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> It's literally human blood.
1902[09:15] * spookSkeleton|Mobius continues drinking.
1903[09:18] <Mechanic|Tyron> "Well now that I am no longer of the skeleton variety I would like another drink."
1904[09:18] <Mechanic|Tyron> "If you would be so kind."
1905[09:18] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "C<>m1ng r1ght up!"
1906[09:19] * Velchasface (Zion@c-4cf0e255.54-13-64736c14.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client )
1907[09:19] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I pour you a large glass full of an amber liquid that seems to give off a slight heat.
1908[09:20] * Spidergwen||Frederick is now known as Obiwan||Frederick
1909[09:20] <Mechanic|Tyron> I attempt to consume it without getting burnt by the heat
1910[09:21] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> As it goes down it leaves a burning sensation in your throat, but seems to fill your belly with courage.
1911[09:21] * DeathStroke|Mauiki (DeathStrok@ncsu-nat1-2.ncstate.net) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client )
1912[09:22] * Ghost|Amelia (GhostAmeli@204.84.244.12) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
1913[09:22] * Pink_Elsa|Ib (uid76541@id-76541.ealing.irccloud.com) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
1914[09:22] <Mechanic|Tyron> "So, what happened to the last bartender?"
1915[09:22] * Velchasface (Velchasfac@c-4cf0e255.54-13-64736c14.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
1916[09:22] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> 3 snow golems burst into the bar and begin throwing snowballs at everybody in a mildly irritating manner
1917[09:22] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "She's <>n her break."
1918[09:23] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Hey! Get th<>se g<>lems <>ut <>f here, th1s 1s a respectable establ1shment, and 1 w<>n't have a bunch <>f h<><>l1gans wreck1ng the place!"
1919[09:23] <Mechanic|Tyron> I take out my gun fire it off into and empty corner of the ceiling and attempt to melt the golems with the heated barrel
1920[09:24] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> The golems melt into a puddle, but slowly begin to regenerate as snow begins leaking in from room1
1921[09:24] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Alr1ght, wh<>'s g<>lems are these?!"
1922[09:26] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> It appears that there is a large snowball fight happening in room1
1923[09:26] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> Most likely they're from somebody in that room
1924[09:26] * HotPirateBond|Caavus (~Jaczac@2601:647:4c01:e8b9:dc8b:8801:19d5:77e9) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
1925[09:26] * Spidergwen|Maddox (TornSkippi@65.112.125.134) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
1926[09:26] * HotPirateBond|Caavus enters with frederick in tow.
1927[09:26] * Spidergwen|Maddox arrives holding the other end of frederick
1928[09:27] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I look at the Golems and beckon them over to the bar.
1929[09:27] * Velchasface is now known as Invizible
1930[09:27] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> Snow Golems begin pelting Maddox and Caavus in a mildly irritating manner
1931[09:27] <HotPirateBond|Caavus> "Hey do we have any nurses?"
1932[09:27] <Spidergwen|Maddox> ((Context?))
1933[09:27] <HotPirateBond|Caavus> "This guy. Hey stop."
1934[09:27] <HotPirateBond|Caavus> "This guy is pretty much dead."
1935[09:27] <HotPirateBond|Caavus> I point at fred.
1936[09:27] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> ((there are golems in the bar throwing snowballs at people))
1937[09:28] * Spidergwen|Maddox goes over to table with tea, take tablecloth, and makes it into robe
1938[09:28] * Spidergwen|Maddox then equips it, and goes back over to fred & caavus
1939[09:28] <Spidergwen|Maddox> "Dude is freaking insane"
1940[09:28] * Spidergwen|Maddox gets pelted
1941[09:28] <HotPirateBond|Caavus> "Yeah."
1942[09:28] <HotPirateBond|Caavus> "also Ib call of your guys or i will kill them"
1943[09:28] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I walk out from behind the bar and up to the golems, "Hey, c<>me <>n y<>u guys, 1 kn<>w y<>u're exc1ted, but 1'm g<>1ng t<> have t<> ask y<>u t<> st<>p thr<>w1ng sn<>wballs at the patr<>ns 1n th1s r<><>m."
1944[09:28] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> Ib isn't in this room
1945[09:28] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> roll 2#1d20+17
1946[09:28] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> It appears that she is in room1
1947[09:28] <`DICE>  1,15spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra rolled 1,15 2#1d20+17  12,15[ 1d20=17 ] 4,15{34} ,  12,15[ 1d20=14 ] 4,15{31} 
1948[09:29] <HotPirateBond|Caavus> In that case imgonna just attack them
1949[09:29] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> The golems, feel bad for what they've been doing and take a seat, calmly.
1950[09:29] <HotPirateBond|Caavus> "Oh."
1951[09:29] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I return back behind the bar.
1952[09:29] <Spidergwen|Maddox> ((dat chr tho :O))
1953[09:29] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "N<>w that everyth1ng's back t<> n<>rmal, w<>uld any<>ne l1ke a dr1nk?!"
1954[09:29] * Spidergwen|Maddox is now known as Robed|Maddox
1955[09:30] <Robed|Maddox> "Are the drinks sane, or defy the laws of physics?"
1956[09:30] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "S<>met1mes!"
1957[09:30] <Robed|Maddox> "Do you have garlic juice?"
1958[09:30] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "N<>t sure!"
1959[09:30] * Mike_Sardon (~yzabtech@pool-108-27-246-178.nycmny.fios.verizon.net) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer )
1960[09:30] <Robed|Maddox> "Ill take  a drink."
1961[09:30] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> The golems seem to change their minds and seem to order drinks to take to another room
1962[09:31] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I pour out an electric green drink for Maddox.
1963[09:31] * Robed|Maddox sniffs it
1964[09:31] * PirateHatNurse|Lyra (uid117739@id-117739.tooting.irccloud.com) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
1965[09:31] <HotPirateBond|Caavus> "same, barkeep hit me."
1966[09:31] <Robed|Maddox> "Any Idea what it is?"
1967[09:31] * PirateHatNurse|Lyra dashes in
1968[09:31] <PirateHatNurse|Lyra> "I need three drinks, ASAP."
1969[09:32] <HotPirateBond|Caavus> "probably not."
1970[09:32] <Robed|Maddox> "You know what, I need to get this piss taste out of my mouth"
1971[09:32] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Pr<>bably s<>meth1ng g<><>d!"
1972[09:32] * Robed|Maddox drinks it, rather quickly
1973[09:32] <HotPirateBond|Caavus> "you want me to try first maddox?"
1974[09:32] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I pour out several purple drinks for everyone.
1975[09:32] <Robed|Maddox> ((What was it?))
1976[09:32] <spookSkeleton|Mobius> "Me tooo, thanks..."
1977[09:32] <HotPirateBond|Caavus> "Bottoms up!"
1978[09:32] <HotPirateBond|Caavus> I chug it.
1979[09:32] * PirateHatNurse|Lyra grabs four and absconds
1980[09:32] * spookSkeleton|Mobius drinks
1981[09:32] * PirateHatNurse|Lyra (uid117739@id-117739.tooting.irccloud.com) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
1982[09:33] * Mechanic|Tyron does the drinky thing
1983[09:33] * Robed|Maddox finishes drink
1984[09:33] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> Caavus is now a spooky skeleton, Mobius is now a hot pirate james bond.
1985[09:33] <HotPirateBond|Caavus> "fuck."
1986[09:33] * Robed|Maddox I take off my robe
1987[09:34] * @Obiwan||Frederick wakes up
1988[09:34] * spookSkeleton|Mobius is now known as Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Mobisu
1989[09:34] <Robed|Maddox> "Here, use this."
1990[09:34] * Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Mobisu is now known as Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Mobius
1991[09:34] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "What"
1992[09:34] <HotPirateBond|Caavus> "Thanks mad."
1993[09:34] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "where am I?"
1994[09:34] <HotPirateBond|Caavus> "I appreciate it."
1995[09:34] * Robed|Maddox is now known as Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox
1996[09:34] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "no problem."
1997[09:34] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> Mobius is now a mechanic, Tyron is now a hot pirate.
1998[09:34] * HotPirateBond|Caavus is now known as RobedSkeleton|Caavus
1999[09:34] <RobedSkeleton|Caavus> "Ok, barkeep can I get an actual drink this time?"
2000[09:34] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "What's going on="
2001[09:34] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> Tyron is now a dark angel.
2002[09:34] * Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Mobius is now known as Mechanic|Mobius
2003[09:34] <Mechanic|Mobius> "Finallly, back to normal..."
2004[09:35] * Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox pulls out his phone and starts playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLMJpHihykI
2005[09:35] * frozenFire (~androirc@122.56.206.179) Quit (Ping timeout: 195 seconds )
2006[09:35] * Mechanic|Tyron is now known as Dark_Angel|Tyron
2007[09:35] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "YOU"
2008[09:35] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "Not talking to you."
2009[09:35] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Let me see what 1 can get y<>u!"
2010[09:35] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "WHAT, WHERE AM I"
2011[09:35] <RobedSkeleton|Caavus> "thanks."
2012[09:35] <RobedSkeleton|Caavus> "We carried you in here to see if anyone could help you."
2013[09:35] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "I pour out a glass of some sort of cinnamon smelling orange liquid."
2014[09:35] <RobedSkeleton|Caavus> "They couldn't"
2015[09:36] <RobedSkeleton|Caavus> "uh, is this straight up cinnamon?"
2016[09:36] <RobedSkeleton|Caavus> "Jeez, this reeks."
2017[09:36] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "WELL FUCKING UNTIE ME"
2018[09:36] <RobedSkeleton|Caavus> I sip.
2019[09:36] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "You tried to shoot me."
2020[09:36] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "How about no?"
2021[09:36] <RobedSkeleton|Caavus> "are you still lusting after Maddox?"
2022[09:36] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> Caavus, make a CON check.
2023[09:36] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "I TRIED TO SHOOT THE KNOTS
2024[09:36] <RobedSkeleton|Caavus> roll 1d20
2025[09:36] <`DICE>  1,15RobedSkeleton|Caavus rolled 1,15 1d20  12,15[ 1d20=14 ] 4,15{14} 
2026[09:36] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "WHAT"
2027[09:36] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> You manage to swallow down the liquid, but it's really spicy, and kind of burns a bit.
2028[09:37] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "SOMEONE UNTIE ME FOR GOD'S SAKE"
2029[09:37] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "Barkeep, does this place have cameras?
2030[09:37] <RobedSkeleton|Caavus> "Jeeesus."
2031[09:37] <RobedSkeleton|Caavus> "Christ."
2032[09:37] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "Fredrick could use some footage viewing."
2033[09:37] <RobedSkeleton|Caavus> "Do you have water, rather than fucking lava?"
2034[09:37] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "N<>t that 1 kn<>w <>f!"
2035[09:37] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "Dang."
2036[09:37] <RobedSkeleton|Caavus> "oh."
2037[09:37] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Lemme see, what 1 can g1ve y<>u!"
2038[09:37] <Dark_Angel|Tyron> "Why is he not gagged?"
2039[09:37] <RobedSkeleton|Caavus> "Alright, gimme another."
2040[09:37] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "BLOODY UNTIE ME"
2041[09:37] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "Good point."
2042[09:37] <RobedSkeleton|Caavus> "They can't all be bad right?"
2043[09:38] <@Obiwan||Frederick> roll 1d20 to break the ropes... again
2044[09:38] <`DICE>  1,15Obiwan||Frederick rolled 1,15 1d20  1,15to break the ropes... again  12,15[ 1d20=16 ] 4,15{16} 
2045[09:38] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I pour out a pink drink for Caavus.
2046[09:38] <RobedSkeleton|Caavus> "Ok."
2047[09:38] <RobedSkeleton|Caavus> "This had better be noirmal."
2048[09:38] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "Anyone got a cloth napkin?"
2049[09:38] * RobedSkeleton|Caavus drinks.
2050[09:38] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> It tastes like a cosmopolitan.
2051[09:38] <@Obiwan||Frederick> roll 1d20 to continue breaking the ropes
2052[09:38] <`DICE>  1,15Obiwan||Frederick rolled 1,15 1d20  1,15to continue breaking the ropes  12,15[ 1d20=3 ] 4,15{3} 
2053[09:38] <RobedSkeleton|Caavus> "Oh finally a normal drink."
2054[09:38] <RobedSkeleton|Caavus> "A good one too."
2055[09:39] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "Fred sounds like he needs a drink."
2056[09:39] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I give a wide smile, "I'm glad y<>u enj<>y y<>ur beverage!"
2057[09:39] <RobedSkeleton|Caavus> "Thanks for giving me a real drink!"
2058[09:39] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "AAAAAARHG"
2059[09:39] <@Obiwan||Frederick> roll 1d20 for breaking the ropes with ANGER
2060[09:39] <`DICE>  1,15Obiwan||Frederick rolled 1,15 1d20  1,15for breaking the ropes with ANGER  12,15[ 1d20=2 ] 4,15{2} 
2061[09:40] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "Oh wait, fred, is that a gopro on your forehead?"
2062[09:40] <@Obiwan||Frederick> ok anger's not the way
2063[09:40] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "A WHAT!?"
2064[09:40] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "Never mind."
2065[09:40] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> ((Thought your char recorded EVERYTHING))
2066[09:40] <@Obiwan||Frederick> if he has a camera out, yes
2067[09:40] <@Obiwan||Frederick> he didn't 
2068[09:40] <@Obiwan||Frederick> saddly
2069[09:40] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> kk
2070[09:40] * frozenFire (~androirc@122.56.204.58) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
2071[09:41] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "barkeep, here is this guy's gun. Be careful around him, dude is crazy."
2072[09:41] * Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox decaptchas shotgun and hands to barkeep
2073[09:41] <RobedSkeleton|Caavus> "Alright maddox im gonna go take a bit of a rest."
2074[09:41] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "YOU BLOODY ASSHATS, GIVE ME BACK RACHEL!!!"
2075[09:41] <RobedSkeleton|Caavus> "see you for now!"
2076[09:41] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "Sounds good, see ya later
2077[09:41] <@Obiwan||Frederick> roll 1d20+3 for passion
2078[09:41] <`DICE>  1,15Obiwan||Frederick rolled 1,15 1d20+3  1,15for passion  12,15[ 1d20=9 ] 4,15{12} 
2079[09:42] <RobedSkeleton|Caavus> I kick Fred on my way out..'
2080[09:42] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I take the shotgun, and put it under the bar with the others.
2081[09:42] * RobedSkeleton|Caavus (~Jaczac@2601:647:4c01:e8b9:dc8b:8801:19d5:77e9) Quit (Quit: Leaving )
2082[09:42] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "AAAAAAAA"
2083[09:42] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> Jaczac, how his Fred doing after that kick? Still concious?
2084[09:42] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> @Jaczac
2085[09:42] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> why ping no work
2086[09:42] <Dark_Angel|Tyron> Jaczac
2087[09:42] <Dark_Angel|Tyron> ((comma)
2088[09:43] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> ((ah))
2089[09:43] <@Obiwan||Frederick> roll 1d20 to say awake
2090[09:43] <`DICE>  1,15Obiwan||Frederick rolled 1,15 1d20  1,15to say awake  12,15[ 1d20=4 ] 4,15{4} 
2091[09:43] <@Jaczac> ((im not the DM, but iwth a rolll of 4 im gonna say no))
2092[09:43] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> You fail and passout.
2093[09:43] <@Obiwan||Frederick> another 20 mins?
2094[09:43] <@Jaczac> ((but this is a KO, not a faint, so id say its short."
2095[09:43] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "S<>, why's he passed <>ut?"
2096[09:43] <@Jaczac> ((knockouts are usually only 5-10 minutes))
2097[09:43] <@Obiwan||Frederick> i'll be back in 
2098[09:43] <@Obiwan||Frederick> 5
2099[09:44] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "Dude drank something funky, tried to go full sexual harassment, so we tied him up and nailed his bonds to the celing"
2100[09:44] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "What happened, and why'd y<>u guys t1e h1m up?!"
2101[09:44] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "He broke his leg during the fight"
2102[09:44] <Dark_Angel|Tyron> "Well then."
2103[09:44] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "Then he tried to cut his bonds, shotgun us"
2104[09:44] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "<>h, that w<>rks 1 guess!"
2105[09:44] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "and here he is."
2106[09:44] <Dark_Angel|Tyron> "Perhaps I should stop drinking."
2107[09:44] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "Probably a good idea."
2108[09:44] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "D<>n't w<>rry, angel, y<>u sh<>uldn't get anyth1ng t<><> bad!"
2109[09:45] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> ((Lol, odds of 1d50 = 36 followed by 1d4=1 were so low))
2110[09:45] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "I'll take another drink"
2111[09:45] <Mechanic|Mobius> "Gimmme a drink..."
2112[09:45] * @Jaczac (~Jaczac@2601:647:4c01:e8b9:dc8b:8801:19d5:77e9) Quit (Quit: Leaving )
2113[09:46] <Mechanic|Mobius> "I neeed one to take home..."
2114[09:46] <Dark_Angel|Tyron> "Yeah why not."
2115[09:46] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Y<>u g<>t 1t, M<>b1us!"
2116[09:46] <Dark_Angel|Tyron> "I'll take another drink"
2117[09:46] * PirateHatNurse|Lyra (uid117739@id-117739.tooting.irccloud.com) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
2118[09:46] <PirateHatNurse|Lyra> "Hit me"
2119[09:46] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I hand a red drink to Mobius and an orange one to Tyron.
2120[09:46] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "C<>m1ng r1ght up!"
2121[09:47] * Mechanic|Mobius drinks the drink.
2122[09:47] * Pink_Elsa|Ib (uid76541@id-76541.ealing.irccloud.com) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
2123[09:47] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I hand Lyra a purple drank.
2124[09:47] * frozenFire wakes up on the ceiling
2125[09:47] * Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox drinks
2126[09:47] * PirateHatNurse|Lyra downs it
2127[09:47] * Dark_Angel|Tyron dranks the drink
2128[09:47] <Mechanic|Mobius> "If this is bloood again, I won't complain..."
2129[09:47] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> Mobius tastes a bloody mary.
2130[09:47] * Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox fails to drink drink, as he does not have one
2131[09:47] * frozenFire is now known as Ghost|Tarane
2132[09:47] <Ghost|Tarane> "Oh, hey, since when was Ezra the bartender"
2133[09:48] <Mechanic|Mobius> "Alright, goood enough..."
2134[09:48] <Mechanic|Mobius> "I'm out, seee you, nerds!!!"
2135[09:48] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "This skeleton's name is Ezra?"
2136[09:48] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "Bye Mobius."
2137[09:48] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> Tyron tastes pumpkin juice, his head is suddenly encased in a jackolantern.
2138[09:48] * Mechanic|Mobius absconds
2139[09:48] * Mechanic|Mobius (ScientistK@d162-156-183-241.bchsia.telus.net) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client )
2140[09:48] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Yeah, 1'm Ezra!"
2141[09:48] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "Nice to meet you I suppose"
2142[09:48] * Ghost|Tarane floats back down to the ground
2143[09:48] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "Can I get  my drink?"
2144[09:48] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> Lyra's costume suddenly changes into a spooky skeleton.
2145[09:49] * Pink_Elsa|Ib (uid76541@id-76541.ealing.irccloud.com) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
2146[09:49] * PirateHatNurse|Lyra is now known as Skeleton|Lyra
2147[09:49] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Sure en<>ugh, g1mme a m<>ment!"
2148[09:49] <Ghost|Tarane> "Don't suppose I can drink in this state, can I"
2149[09:49] * Dark_Angel|Tyron is now known as Jackohead_Angel|Tyron
2150[09:49] <Skeleton|Lyra> "Perfect, thanks"
2151[09:49] * Pink_Elsa|Ib looks around at all the people
2152[09:49] <Ghost|Tarane> "Oh hey, now you're really undead"
2153[09:49] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "Actually, if you can, give me a mix."
2154[09:49] <Skeleton|Lyra> "It must be a dream come true"
2155[09:49] * Pink_Elsa|Ib heads up to the counter at the front and stands on her tip toes looking at the bar keep
2156[09:50] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "H-hello?"
2157[09:50] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I pour out an orangey brown drink for Tyron."
2158[09:50] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "H1, welc<>me t<> the bar!"
2159[09:50] * Jackohead_Angel|Tyron i drink the super special new drink
2160[09:50] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "I'm looking for a Pirate Lady"
2161[09:50] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> ((My name is cut off, Madox))
2162[09:51] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "haven't seen <>ne, but we've g<>t a p1rate guy!"
2163[09:51] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "I just saw her a while ago and I don't know where she went"
2164[09:51] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> ((fine, I pour it for madox))
2165[09:51] * JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas (JoanOfArc|@ip70-189-148-179.lv.lv.cox.net) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
2166[09:51] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "Are you sure she isn't in here?"
2167[09:51] * Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox drink's rootbeerish colored drink
2168[09:51] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "S<>rry, cute l1ttle Elsa g1rl, but 1 haven't seen her!"
2169[09:51] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "She must've left..."
2170[09:52] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> Maddox's head transforms into a jack-o-lantern that floats slightly above his neckstump.
2171[09:52] * JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas rejoins the party
2172[09:52] * Pink_Elsa|Ib goes and sits in the back of the room
2173[09:52] * Pink_Elsa|Ib fidgets, looking guilty
2174[09:52] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Welc<>me back kn1ght g1rl!" I wave to Caelia.
2175[09:52] * Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox attempts to look up
2176[09:52] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Want a dr1nk?!"
2177[09:52] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "What on earth did you make?"
2178[09:52] <Ghost|Tarane> "Well. I'm bored. "
2179[09:52] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> "Do you have anything for the nerves."
2180[09:53] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> Maddox's head tilts up, the rest of his body doesn't follow.
2181[09:53] * Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox accidentally swats head
2182[09:53] <Ghost|Tarane> "Being a ghost sucks"
2183[09:53] * Skeleton|Lyra (uid117739@id-117739.tooting.irccloud.com) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
2184[09:53] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "1'll see what 1 can g1ve y<>u kn1ght g1rl! What's y<>ur name?!"
2185[09:54] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> "Call me Caelia."
2186[09:54] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I pour out a glass and hand it to Caelia, it's filled with peanutbutter.
2187[09:54] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> roll 1d20 to pass out from seeing body without head from across room
2188[09:54] <`DICE>  1,15Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox rolled 1,15 1d20  1,15to pass out from seeing body without head from across room  12,15[ 1d20=4 ] 4,15{4} 
2189[09:54] * Pink_Elsa|Ib walks back up to bar again nervously
2190[09:54] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> "What is this"
2191[09:54] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> Maddox fails to pass out.
2192[09:54] * @Obiwan||Frederick wakes up
2193[09:54] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "1t's a dr1nk!"
2194[09:54] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "Do you have any kid's drinks?" She asks, standing on her tiptoes
2195[09:54] * Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox falls over, disoriented
2196[09:55] * Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox 's head continues to bounce around room
2197[09:55] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Let me see what 1 can g1ve y<>u k1dd<>!"
2198[09:55] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "w-what's going on"
2199[09:55] * JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas tastes a bit of the peanut butter
2200[09:55] * Ghost|Tarane inhabits pumpkin head then returns it to Maddox
2201[09:55] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I pour out a glass of purple drank and hand it to the Elsa kid.
2202[09:55] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "What's this?" I ask aloud
2203[09:55] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> Maddox thinks "What."
2204[09:55] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "where are we?"
2205[09:55] * Ghost|Tarane un-inhabits pumpkin head
2206[09:56] <Ghost|Tarane> "You're welcome. "
2207[09:56] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Dunn<> k1dd<>, 1 just serve 1t, 1 d<>n't make 1t!"
2208[09:56] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "What's this place"
2209[09:56] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "Thanks."
2210[09:56] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> "Hey kid, I'll trade you."
2211[09:56] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "What'll it do though?"
2212[09:56] * Pink_Elsa|Ib looks over to Caelia
2213[09:56] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "Hmm.... Ok!"
2214[09:56] * Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox Maddox  VERY CAREFULLY does not move, in order to not upset floating head
2215[09:56] * Pink_Elsa|Ib swaps drinks with Caelia
2216[09:56] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "What's going on?"
2217[09:56] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> "I don't think it's meant to be drunk."
2218[09:57] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "Nobody finish my drink"
2219[09:57] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "It's horrible"
2220[09:57] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Y<>u can 1f y<>u'd l1ke t<>!"
2221[09:57] * JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas receives the purple drink and hands over the jar of peanut butter
2222[09:57] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "Taste's alright though."
2223[09:57] * Pink_Elsa|Ib examines peanut butter with awe, never before having seen such a thing
2224[09:57] * Pink_Elsa|Ib sticks a finger in it
2225[09:57] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "What is this place"
2226[09:57] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "someone help me"
2227[09:57] <Ghost|Tarane> "Shrug"
2228[09:57] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "Some asshat kidnapped me and I can't move"
2229[09:58] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Y<>u're 1n the bar, y<>ur fr1ends carr1ed y<>u 1n here, t<><>k y<>ur gun and kn<>cked y<>u <>ut!"
2230[09:58] * Ghost|Tarane shrugs
2231[09:58] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "Complete lie."
2232[09:58] * Pink_Elsa|Ib turns the jar upside down and gapes as it somehow manages to defy gravity
2233[09:58] <Jackohead_Angel|Tyron> "Why should we?"
2234[09:58] * JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas leaves quietly
2235[09:58] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "You went insane."
2236[09:58] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "Freinds!? What kind of friends kidnap you and know you out!?"
2237[09:58] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "Someone untie me!"
2238[09:58] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "What is this stuff?" She asks in total amazement
2239[09:58] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Bye Caelia!"
2240[09:58] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "YOU"
2241[09:58] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "Good point. More like people that pitied you, while also hating you."
2242[09:58] <@Obiwan||Frederick> roll 1d20 to attemp to break the ropes for the millionth time
2243[09:58] <`DICE>  1,15Obiwan||Frederick rolled 1,15 1d20  1,15to attemp to break the ropes for the millionth time  12,15[ 1d20=6 ] 4,15{6} 
2244[09:58] * Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox does not turn head in case head starts flying around the room again"
2245[09:58] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Dunn<>, but 1t l<><>ks pretty g<><>d!" I say to the Elsa girl.
2246[09:59] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "How do I drink it?"
2247[09:59] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> roll 1d20 to splash the rest of my drink into fred's mouth
2248[09:59] <`DICE>  1,15Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox rolled 1,15 1d20  1,15to splash the rest of my drink into fred's mouth  12,15[ 1d20=3 ] 4,15{3} 
2249[09:59] * Pink_Elsa|Ib asks while still holding he jar upside down
2250[09:59] * @Obiwan||Frederick tries to loose the knots
2251[09:59] <@Obiwan||Frederick> roll 1d20
2252[09:59] <`DICE>  1,15Obiwan||Frederick rolled 1,15 1d20  12,15[ 1d20=19 ] 4,15{19} 
2253[09:59] <Jackohead_Angel|Tyron> "Might I have another drink."
2254[09:59] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> ((There you go.))
2255[09:59] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> Maddox somehow fails to pour his drink in Fred's mouth.
2256[09:59] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> ((Think you are out now?))
2257[09:59] <@Obiwan||Frederick> roll 1d20 to try to remove the knots
2258[09:59] <`DICE>  1,15Obiwan||Frederick rolled 1,15 1d20  1,15to try to remove the knots  12,15[ 1d20=7 ] 4,15{7} 
2259[10:00] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> The knots are almost completely loosened, but you can't quite get them off.
2260[10:00] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "1'll get y<>u <>ne r1ght n<>w angel!"
2261[10:00] <@Obiwan||Frederick> roll 1d20+3 to dance my way out of the ropes
2262[10:00] <`DICE>  1,15Obiwan||Frederick rolled 1,15 1d20+3  1,15to dance my way out of the ropes  12,15[ 1d20=13 ] 4,15{16} 
2263[10:00] * Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox grabs his head and goes to the corner, curling into a ball and waiting for this horrible drink to wear off
2264[10:00] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I pour out a light grey drink for Tyron.
2265[10:01] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> Frederick frees himself from the ropes.
2266[10:01] * Pink_Elsa|Ib attempts to drink the peanut butter
2267[10:01] <@Obiwan||Frederick> roll 1d20 to continue doing the macarena
2268[10:01] <`DICE>  1,15Obiwan||Frederick rolled 1,15 1d20  1,15to continue doing the macarena  12,15[ 1d20=17 ] 4,15{17} 
2269[10:01] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> ((Also, fred, no hard feelings IC. Maddox just thinks you are insane.))
2270[10:01] <Jackohead_Angel|Tyron> I empty the glass and keep it
2271[10:01] <@Obiwan||Frederick> ((this isn't cannon, it's ok man))
2272[10:01] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> Tyron begins floating.
2273[10:02] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> ((Did you dance with a broken leg O.O))
2274[10:02] <@Obiwan||Frederick> yes
2275[10:02] <@Obiwan||Frederick> that's why I rolled
2276[10:02] * Ghost|Tarane is confused
2277[10:02] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "It's good to be able to move again, now give me rachel back please!"
2278[10:02] * Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox is now known as HPJB_FloatingJackHead|Maddox
2279[10:02] * Pink_Elsa|Ib leaves the party holding her glass of peanut butter
2280[10:02] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> Frederick succeeds in doing the macarena despite his leg.
2281[10:03] * HPJB_FloatingJackHead|Maddox hears Frederick, and flees the bar
2282[10:03] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Wh<>'s Rachel?"
2283[10:03] * HPJB_FloatingJackHead|Maddox (TornSkippi@65.112.125.134) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
2284[10:03] <@Obiwan||Frederick> My shotgun
2285[10:03] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "of course"
2286[10:03] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "<>h that th1ng, here ya g<>!" I grab the gun from beneath the counter and hand it back to him.
2287[10:03] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Wh1le y<>u're here, want a dr1nk?!"
2288[10:04] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "Yeah why not, shoot it!"
2289[10:04] <@Obiwan||Frederick> roll 1d50
2290[10:04] <`DICE>  1,15Obiwan||Frederick rolled 1,15 1d50  12,15[ 1d50=21 ] 4,15{21} 
2291[10:04] <@Obiwan||Frederick> I take the lemon juice like a man
2292[10:04] * Ghost|Tarane floats to another room
2293[10:05] * Ghost|Tarane (~androirc@122.56.204.58) has left #RPGStuck_Bar (AndroIRC )
2294[10:06] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "Well, this place is rather silent huh?"
2295[10:06] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "L<><>ks l1ke 1t's calmed d<>wn a b1t!"
2296[10:07] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "S<>meth1ng's happen1ng 1n that cl<>set, but 1 d<>n't wanna kn<>w ab<>ut that!"
2297[10:07] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "Yeah, what the fuck was up with that kidnapped? Did he say anything?"
2298[10:07] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "What closet?"
2299[10:07] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Y<>u kn<>w!" I raise my eyebrows suggestively, "the cl<>set!"
2300[10:08] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Als<>, he sa1d he k1dnapped y<>u because y<>u were sexually harrass1ng s<>me<>ne!"
2301[10:08] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "I didn't eter this place, please point to where 'THE CLOSET' is"
2302[10:08] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "What"
2303[10:08] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "I would remember that"
2304[10:09] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I shrug, "1'm just say1ng what 1 heard, 1 wasn't there unt1l they carr1ed y<>u 1n here!"
2305[10:09] <Jackohead_Angel|Tyron> "Well you did pass out a few times."
2306[10:09] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "Well, I do remember waking up and trying to scape"
2307[10:09] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Als<>, the cl<>set, 1s just the cl<>set, n<> <>ne's sure where 1t 1s, but y<>u can get t<> 1t fr<>m any r<><>m!"
2308[10:09] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "only to be greeted by collapsing rubble"
2309[10:10] * yzabtech (~yzabtech@pool-108-27-246-178.nycmny.fios.verizon.net) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
2310[10:10] <@Obiwan||Frederick> i'm not sure I want to check in if there's an #rpgstuck_thecloset
2311[10:11] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> you can, if you'd like
2312[10:11] <yzabtech> ((it's #RPGStuck_closet))
2313[10:12] * Dark_Angel|Orea (Orea|DarkA@cpc27-heme10-2-0-cust754.9-1.cable.virginm.net) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client )
2314[10:13] * Robot|Maddox (TornSkippi@65.112.125.134) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
2315[10:13] * Robot|Maddox enters the room
2316[10:14] <@Obiwan||Frederick> ((totally worthed to go in and shout this is the police))
2317[10:14] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Welc<>me t<> the bar, r<>b<>t! What's y<>ur p<>1s<>n?!"
2318[10:14] <Robot|Maddox> "Hell0, you seem to have a l0t of customers. Are you in need of assistance?"
2319[10:14] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Nah, m<>st <>f them are just nurs1ng the1r dr1nks! 1'll be f1ne!"
2320[10:14] <Robot|Maddox> "Underst00d."
2321[10:15] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Y<>u want s<>meth1ng, <>r d1d y<>u just sw1ng by t<> be n1ce?!"
2322[10:15] * Jackohead_Angel|Tyron (SkeletonTy@CPE-120-145-151-48.lnse2.pie.bigpond.net.au) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client )
2323[10:15] <Robot|Maddox> "Standby engaging"
2324[10:15] * Robot|Maddox enters sleep mode, all LED's slowly pulsing
2325[10:15] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I look at him, and then shrug and decide to accept this.
2326[10:15] <Robot|Maddox> ((Tried to get rid of pumkin head, became robot))
2327[10:16] <@Obiwan||Frederick> gj
2328[10:16] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> ((whatever works))
2329[10:18] <@Obiwan||Frederick> ((one snack later))
2330[10:19] <@Obiwan||Frederick> ((I'll go back and do something with the room)))
2331[10:19] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> ((have fun))
2332[10:19] * Robot|Maddox remaining in sleep mode, Madd0xbot monitors multiple rooms
2333[10:19] * [Spectating] (Spectating@c-75-72-55-61.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client )
2334[10:23] * Ghost|Tarane (~androirc@122.56.204.58) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
2335[10:24] * Ghost|Tarane floats in the bar
2336[10:26] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "H1 gh<>st g1rl!"
2337[10:26] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Want a dr1nk?!"
2338[10:26] <Ghost|Tarane> "Can I even drink like this?"
2339[10:27] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Pr<>bably! Want <>ne?!"
2340[10:27] <Ghost|Tarane> "Sure"
2341[10:27] * Robot|Maddox enters bar, entering scan mode
2342[10:27] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "well, things are going kinda slow"
2343[10:27] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I pour out a glass and hand it to Tarane. It's filled with peanutbutter.
2344[10:27] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "so what's uo"
2345[10:28] * Robot|Maddox scans drink, attempting to locate possible ill effects
2346[10:28] <Robot|Maddox> roll 1d20 to scan peanut butter
2347[10:28] <`DICE>  1,15Robot|Maddox rolled 1,15 1d20  1,15to scan peanut butter  12,15[ 1d20=17 ] 4,15{17} 
2348[10:28] <Robot|Maddox> "Confirmed peanut butter."
2349[10:28] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> Your scans show that it is peanut butter, 50% peanuts 50% butter.
2350[10:28] <Ghost|Tarane> "Anything else? I'm allergic. Not that that means much as a ghost but still"
2351[10:28] * Jaczac (~Jaczac@2601:647:4c01:e8b9:dc8b:8801:19d5:77e9) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
2352[10:28] <@Obiwan||Frederick> ((you did it wrong))
2353[10:28] * Jaczac is now known as RobedSkeleton|Caavus
2354[10:29] <@Obiwan||Frederick> ((it's 45 peanut, 45 butten 10 hot air))
2355[10:29] * RobedSkeleton|Caavus (~Jaczac@2601:647:4c01:e8b9:dc8b:8801:19d5:77e9) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
2356[10:29] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "E1ther <>f y<>u tw<> want the peanut butter? We're n<>t supp<>sed t<> let 1t g<> t<> waste!"
2357[10:29] <Robot|Maddox> "Unable to ingest - system not installed"
2358[10:29] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "I'll bloody take it, got some bread?"
2359[10:30] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Unless the teap<>t g1ves me s<>me, 1'm afra1d n<>t!"
2360[10:30] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "Well then, let's try!"
2361[10:30] * Robot|Maddox takes the implied order to get bread, and looks for some around building
2362[10:30] <Robot|Maddox> roll1 d20 to get break
2363[10:30] <`DICE>  1,15Robot|Maddox rolled 1,15 d20  1,15to get break  12,15[ 1d20=4 ] 4,15{4} 
2364[10:30] <Robot|Maddox> ((bread*))
2365[10:30] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I pour out a thick reddish liquid and give it to Tarane. "Here's y<>ur new dr1nk!"
2366[10:30] * Robot|Maddox scans dring
2367[10:30] * Robot|Maddox drink*
2368[10:31] <Robot|Maddox> roll 1d20 to scan
2369[10:31] <`DICE>  1,15Robot|Maddox rolled 1,15 1d20  1,15to scan  12,15[ 1d20=9 ] 4,15{9} 
2370[10:31] <Ghost|Tarane> I shrug and down the drink
2371[10:31] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> It tastes like brick.
2372[10:31] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "That's the spirit, fuck the scan"
2373[10:31] <Ghost|Tarane> ((I so called that! :D))
2374[10:31] <Robot|Maddox> "Error - Cannot $#%# scan"
2375[10:32] <Ghost|Tarane> "Mmm... surprisingly nice brick flavor"
2376[10:32] <Robot|Maddox> "Law one requires prevention of harm to sentients."
2377[10:32] <Ghost|Tarane> "Kinda like soup"
2378[10:32] <Robot|Maddox> "Drinks have abnormally high probably of causing harm here."
2379[10:32] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "Hey boney, give me a shot here"
2380[10:32] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "We have been t<>ld that we are w<>uld be g<><>d at s<>ups many t1mes!"
2381[10:33] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "C<>m1ng r1ght up, my Jed1 Kn1ght!"
2382[10:33] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "Please, call me J-K"
2383[10:33] <Ghost|Tarane> "Pass me another"
2384[10:33] <@Obiwan||Frederick> roll 1d20 to use to force to drink
2385[10:33] <`DICE>  1,15Obiwan||Frederick rolled 1,15 1d20  1,15to use to force to drink  12,15[ 1d20=15 ] 4,15{15} 
2386[10:33] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I pour out a thick brown liquid that looks nice and warm. It has a pair of puffy white things floating in it.
2387[10:33] <Robot|Maddox> roll 1d20+2 to scan Fred's drink, ignoring order to prevent scans
2388[10:33] <`DICE>  1,15Robot|Maddox rolled 1,15 1d20+2  1,15to scan Fred's drink, ignoring order to prevent scans  12,15[ 1d20=20 ] 4,15{22} 
2389[10:33] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I pass it to Fred.
2390[10:34] <@Obiwan||Frederick> I drink it
2391[10:34] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> The robot sees that it is hot coco with marshmellows.
2392[10:34] <Robot|Maddox> ((Scan result?))
2393[10:34] * Robot|Maddox turns back to barkeep, watching for further drinks
2394[10:34] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "Nothing like good old mechican chocolate"
2395[10:34] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "Get it? Mechican?" :D
2396[10:35] * Invizible (Velchasfac@c-4cf0e255.54-13-64736c14.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client )
2397[10:35] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "1'm glad y<>u've enj<>yed y<>ur beverage, but n<>!"
2398[10:35] <Robot|Maddox> "Processing assumed joke"
2399[10:35] <Robot|Maddox> roll 1d20 to understand joke
2400[10:35] <`DICE>  1,15Robot|Maddox rolled 1,15 1d20  1,15to understand joke  12,15[ 1d20=7 ] 4,15{7} 
2401[10:35] <Robot|Maddox> (XD)
2402[10:35] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "1'll get y<>ur's n<>w gh<>st lady!"
2403[10:35] <Ghost|Tarane> "Thanks"
2404[10:35] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I pour out a purple drank and pass it to Tarane.
2405[10:35] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "So, what's up ghosty?"
2406[10:36] <Ghost|Tarane> "Finally, purple"
2407[10:36] <Robot|Maddox> roll 1d20 to scan new drink for threats ((I know it's obnoxious, but robot is required to))
2408[10:36] <`DICE>  1,15Robot|Maddox rolled 1,15 1d20  1,15to scan new drink for threats ((I know it's obnoxious, but robot is required to))  12,15[ 1d20=4 ] 4,15{4} 
2409[10:36] * Ghost|Tarane drinks the drink
2410[10:36] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "What is purple?"
2411[10:36] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "N<>t sure, pr<>bably s<>meth1ng fun!"
2412[10:36] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> Tarane is now a robot, and the robot is now a ghost.
2413[10:37] * Robot|Maddox shakes "head" a bit
2414[10:37] * Robot|Maddox finding no head, tries to anyway
2415[10:37] * Robot|Maddox what?
2416[10:37] * Ghost|Tarane is now known as Robot|Tarane
2417[10:37] * Robot|Maddox is now known as Ghost|Maddox
2418[10:37] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "Oh great, just what we needed"
2419[10:37] <Ghost|Maddox> ((Had laws of robots built into robot 1. Robots must never harm sentient beings or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2420[10:37] <Ghost|Maddox> 2. Robots must follow instructions from sentients without violating rule 1.
2421[10:37] <Ghost|Maddox> 3. Robots must protect themselves without violating the other rules. ))
2422[10:37] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "Now the bot is tot"
2423[10:38] <Ghost|Maddox> ((Up you you to keep them or not I guess. :P))
2424[10:38] <Ghost|Maddox> ((Also, replace that human in there with sentient))
2425[10:38] <Robot|Tarane> "Interesting. No nrrve sensors
2426[10:38] <Robot|Tarane> "
2427[10:39] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "hey robby, if true say 1"
2428[10:39] <Robot|Tarane> "Unit activating  tutorial mode. Going inactive"
2429[10:39] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "great, just what we neede, it run on Mac"
2430[10:40] * Ghost|Maddox , disconcerted about being a ghost, flies into barkeep's head
2431[10:40] * frozenFire (~androirc@203.86.203.62) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
2432[10:40] * Robot|Tarane (~androirc@122.56.204.58) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer )
2433[10:40] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> You enter the barkeep's mind, it's filled with stuffed animals.
2434[10:40] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "Hey man, what's up"
2435[10:40] * Ghost|Maddox curls up in the stuffed animals and falls asleep
2436[10:41] * @spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra smiles at the cute ghost sleeping inside her head.
2437[10:41] * Invizible (Invizible@c-4cf0e255.54-13-64736c14.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
2438[10:41] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "Hey boney, you have some ghost goo dripping from your eye"
2439[10:41] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "You might want to get that checked"
2440[10:41] <Ghost|Maddox> ((Gotta love ghost-skele symbiotic relationship?)) XD
2441[10:42] * Robot|Tarane (webchat@203.86.203.62) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
2442[10:42] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Aw, 1t's n<> pr<>blem, skelet<>ns are supp<>sed t<> h<>use gh<>sts l1ke th1s!"
2443[10:42] <@Obiwan||Frederick> ((Didn't we have a skele ghost at some point?))
2444[10:42] <Robot|Tarane> ((nearly but not quite))
2445[10:42] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> ((no clue, probably though))
2446[10:42] <Robot|Tarane> Tarane starts up in a whirr of mechanical noises
2447[10:43] * @Obiwan||Frederick stands up and leaves for the gentelman's room
2448[10:43] <Robot|Tarane> "System activated"
2449[10:43] * Robot|Tarane "blinks"
2450[10:43] <@Obiwan||Frederick> roll 1d20 to understand skeleton sign
2451[10:43] <`DICE>  1,15Obiwan||Frederick rolled 1,15 1d20  1,15to understand skeleton sign  12,15[ 1d20=10 ] 4,15{10} 
2452[10:43] <Robot|Tarane> "This... is slash was weird."
2453[10:43] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Welc<>me back, want a dr1nk?!"
2454[10:44] * Ghost|Maddox continues to sleep in skeles head, attempting to give skele his abilities and mods (flashstep, cantrip telekinesis, int+3 wis+2)
2455[10:44] * @spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra suddenly feels more intelligent
2456[10:44] <Robot|Tarane> "Unfortunately, as much as I slash this unit would like to, I slash we would have to decline"
2457[10:45] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Aw, that's a shame.
2458[10:45] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> !"
2459[10:45] * @Obiwan||Frederick returns with a dead look in his face
2460[10:45] * Kid|Ember (webchat@203.86.203.62) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
2461[10:45] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "s-s-someone stole a-a-all the s-s-soap"
2462[10:46] <Kid|Ember> "oh, hey. i'm back."
2463[10:46] <Kid|Ember> "and in the correct costume too."
2464[10:46] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Welc<>me back, Ember!"
2465[10:46] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "And that's terrible J-K!"
2466[10:47] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "boney, I'll need to have a few words with the janitor"
2467[10:47] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "<>f course! Alth<>ugh 1'm n<>t sure we have a jan1t<>r here!"
2468[10:47] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "Then who does the cleaning?"
2469[10:48] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "1t's n<>t certa1n, th1ngs just seem t<> clean themselves!"
2470[10:48] <Robot|Tarane> "I slash we are of two minds. We do agree on one aspect. Serve us another drink."
2471[10:48] * Kid|Ember shrugs
2472[10:48] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I hand the robot a pink drink.
2473[10:48] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "Well that was an interesting thing to say robby"
2474[10:49] * Robot|Tarane mechanically downs the drink
2475[10:49] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Ember, the ghost currently inhabiting me would like to say hello to you as well!"
2476[10:49] <Kid|Ember> "hi i guess"
2477[10:49] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "1 bel1eve y<>u tw<> are fr1ends!"
2478[10:49] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "Can you hear what the ghost thinks?"
2479[10:49] <Kid|Ember> "i don't know any ghosts"
2480[10:50] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "The gh<>st and 1 share a m1nd, 1n s<>me ways!"
2481[10:50] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "The gh<>st th1nks y<>u w<>n't remember h1m, but there sh<>uld be ment1<>ns <>f h1m w1th1n y<>ur j<>urnal!"
2482[10:51] <Kid|Ember> "hmm."
2483[10:51] * Kid|Ember pulls out a green notebook, flicks through it while reading each entry, before returning it to his 'dex
2484[10:51] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "What, what does he know of my journals?"
2485[10:51] <Kid|Ember> "nope, don't know any ghosts"
2486[10:51] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "ooooh HIS journals"
2487[10:51] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "He says 1t's Madd<>x!"
2488[10:51] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "I guess the journal keeping populus isn't that big anyway"
2489[10:52] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "OH
2490[10:52] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "OHHH"
2491[10:52] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "THAT GUY"
2492[10:52] * Robot|Tarane still is drinking the pink coloured liquid.
2493[10:52] <Kid|Ember> "oh, him"
2494[10:52] <Kid|Ember> "he's a ghost now?"
2495[10:52] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Yes, he was a r<>b<>t f<>r a b1t, but a p<>t1<>n drank by the r<>b<>t here, turned h1m 1nt<> a gh<>st!"
2496[10:52] <Kid|Ember> "cool. ghosts are cool."
2497[10:53] * Kid|Ember pokes the robot
2498[10:53] * Robot|Tarane doesn't react
2499[10:53] * Ghost|Maddox leaves the head of the bartender, and attempts to enter the mind of Ember peacefully
2500[10:53] * @spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra suddenly feels less intelligent and is sad because it was fun being all smart
2501[10:54] * Ghost|Maddox curling up inside, Ember grants memory access and skills & mods (Flashstep, Maddox's memories, int+3 wis +2, cantrip telekinesis)
2502[10:54] <Kid|Ember> Maddox finds himself in a brightly lit green field, surrounded by words and paper. In front of him is a giant clock tower, casting a dark shadow over his mental projection.
2503[10:54] <Ghost|Maddox> ((Maddox grants ember*))
2504[10:54] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "<>h, l<><>ks l1ke he's 1n y<>u n<>w!"
2505[10:55] * Robot|Tarane slams drink back down onto counter. "This drink does not fulfil any purpose. Another, if you will."
2506[10:55] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "well, that certainly looks painful"
2507[10:55] * Kid|Ember 's eyes light up a bit
2508[10:55] <Kid|Ember> "cool!"
2509[10:55] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "aaare you sure he'll be fine?"
2510[10:55] * Kid|Ember flashsteps to the other side of Frederick
2511[10:55] <Kid|Ember> "i'm fine!"
2512[10:55] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I pour another thick reddish drink out for the robot, "Here  y<>u are!"
2513[10:56] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "ok, if you say so"
2514[10:56] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "hey, I always wanted to try something out"
2515[10:56] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "Not exactly sure if it will work"
2516[10:56] * Robot|Tarane releases the previous glass and drinks the reddish liquid
2517[10:57] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> It tastes like brick.
2518[10:57] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "Hey kid, come here"
2519[10:57] * Kid|Ember flashsteps away and brandishes his hammer
2520[10:57] * @Obiwan||Frederick messes with ember's hair
2521[10:57] <Kid|Ember> "no you're scary"
2522[10:57] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "well, that's the idea"
2523[10:58] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "Mind if I say a few things?"
2524[10:58] <Robot|Tarane> "Liquid ingested has taste of brick. Non useful to Our desires. Another glass, please."
2525[10:58] <@Obiwan||Frederick> roll 1d20 for exorcism "Spiritus exitus pueri huius in viscera"
2526[10:58] <`DICE>  1,15Obiwan||Frederick rolled 1,15 1d20  1,15for exorcism "Spiritus exitus pueri huius in viscera"  12,15[ 1d20=4 ] 4,15{4} 
2527[10:58] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "C<>m1ng r1ght up r<>bot!"
2528[10:58] * Kid|Ember flashsteps away
2529[10:58] <@Obiwan||Frederick> i should have taken classes
2530[10:59] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "bloody online course, they never work!"
2531[10:59] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> A bright orange liquid is poured out into the glass which I hand to the robot.
2532[10:59] <Ghost|Maddox> roll 1d100 for the sake of Ember's head
2533[10:59] <`DICE>  1,15Ghost|Maddox rolled 1,15 1d100  1,15for the sake of Ember's head  12,15[ 1d100=8 ] 4,15{8} 
2534[11:00] * Robot|Tarane drinks the orange liquid mechanically, releasing the previous glass
2535[11:00] <Ghost|Maddox> ((^ That was for in-embers-head reasons))
2536[11:00] <@Obiwan||Frederick> ((is this to keep the hair combed or because the exorcism?))
2537[11:00] <Ghost|Maddox> ((It was me trying to make sense of ember's head's state))
2538[11:00] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> The robot discovers the liquid tastes very sweet, like candy corn.
2539[11:01] <@Obiwan||Frederick> Hey bone man, throw me a shot here
2540[11:01] <Robot|Tarane> "Who in their right minds would combine candy corn with a liquid state. Bartender, Another."
2541[11:01] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "1'm a b<>ne g1rl!"
2542[11:01] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "I can't tell, you are just bones!"
2543[11:01] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "1'm st1ll fem1n1ne b<>nes!"
2544[11:02] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "They look just like male bones to me!
2545[11:02] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Hmph, you're very rude!"
2546[11:02] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "no, I don't distinguish!"
2547[11:02] * Invizible (Invizible@c-4cf0e255.54-13-64736c14.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client )
2548[11:02] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "Bad eyesight! Check your privilige"
2549[11:03] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I pour out two glasses, one is purple, and the other is a dark orange liquid that radiates a small amount of warmth.
2550[11:03] * Robot|Tarane grabs the purple glass
2551[11:03] * @Obiwan||Frederick grabs the orange one
2552[11:03] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "1'm st1ll a g1rl skelet<>n!"
2553[11:03] * Robot|Tarane drinks the purple glass
2554[11:04] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "Well, put on a dress next time"
2555[11:04] * @Obiwan||Frederick drink the glass
2556[11:04] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> The robot is a ghost again, and Maddox pops out from Ember's head as a robot.
2557[11:04] * Ghost|Maddox falls to the floor
2558[11:04] <@Obiwan||Frederick> ((that could have gone sooooo back OMG))
2559[11:04] <@Obiwan||Frederick> ((*bad))
2560[11:04] * Ghost|Maddox is now known as Robot|Maddox
2561[11:05] * Robot|Tarane is now known as Ghost|Tarane
2562[11:05] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> Obiwan's drink is very hot and spicy, leaving a slight burning feeling in his throat, but the warmth seems to radiate out and fill him with courage.
2563[11:05] * Ghost|Tarane blinks and rubs her head
2564[11:05] <Robot|Maddox> "ERR0R STATE"
2565[11:05] <Robot|Maddox> "ERR0R STATE"
2566[11:05] <Ghost|Tarane> "Mortis, being a robot is weird."
2567[11:05] <Robot|Maddox> "ERR0R STATE"
2568[11:05] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "1'm wear1ng a fem1n1ne bartender <>utf1t!
2569[11:05] * Robot|Maddox starts rapidly reading off the French dictionary
2570[11:06] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "Again, say it with me boys! baaaaad eyesiiiiight"
2571[11:06] * Robot|Maddox flashsteps around the room in circles
2572[11:06] * Kid|Ember blinks as he feels the memories and powers fade
2573[11:06] <Kid|Ember> "huh"
2574[11:06] * Ghost|Tarane waves distractedly at Ember
2575[11:06] * Robot|Maddox falls over, losing power
2576[11:06] * Kid|Ember waves back
2577[11:06] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Wh<> has eyes1ght s<> bad they can't tell a skelet<>n 1s <>b1v1<>usly a g1rl?!"
2578[11:07] <Ghost|Tarane> "People that don't take biology"
2579[11:07] <Kid|Ember> "blargh."
2580[11:07] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "Well, it is as you can see"
2581[11:07] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "pun totally intended"
2582[11:07] <yzabtech> Mike walks out of the closet. He looks much happier than usual, and his hair is messy.
2583[11:08] * Ghost|Tarane sighs and decides to inhabit Maddox's robot body, infusing it with a bit of power
2584[11:08] * Robot|Maddox begins bootup sequence
2585[11:08] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "<>h, welc<>me back fr<>m the cl<>set M1ke! D1d y<>u get y<>ur 'h<>rn' taken care <>f?!"
2586[11:08] * Robot|Maddox cannot recover settings, and resets to factory defaults
2587[11:09] * Kid|Ember blinks confusedly
2588[11:09] <Robot|Maddox> "Hello! Thank you for purchasing the Asimov-8660, please enter startup parameters
2589[11:09] <Kid|Ember> "mike doesn't have horns?"
2590[11:09] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "I'm not even gonna ask questions"
2591[11:10] * Ghost|Tarane sighs and gives up
2592[11:10] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "N<> s1lly, 1t's 19th century term f<>r an erect1<>n!"
2593[11:10] <Ghost|Tarane> "Could I have a glass of a random substance please?"
2594[11:10] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "M<>ste certa1nly!"
2595[11:10] * Robot|Maddox continues to stand there, awaiting startup parameters
2596[11:10] * Kid|Ember blinks and tilts his head to one side
2597[11:10] <Kid|Ember> "What's an 'erection'?"
2598[11:10] <Robot|Maddox> ((Welp.))
2599[11:10] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "You will know when you are older"
2600[11:11] * @Obiwan||Frederick messes with ember's hair
2601[11:11] <@Obiwan||Frederick> roll 1d20 to mess with the hair
2602[11:11] <`DICE>  1,15Obiwan||Frederick rolled 1,15 1d20  1,15to mess with the hair  12,15[ 1d20=4 ] 4,15{4} 
2603[11:11] * Kid|Ember frowns at Frederick
2604[11:11] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I pour out a very strange looking potion, it seems to keep changing colors and consistency. I hand it to the ghost.
2605[11:11] <Kid|Ember> "I'm 10! And stop touching my hair :c"
2606[11:11] * Kid|Ember backs away from the jedi-knight-lookalike
2607[11:11] <Robot|Maddox> "No startup parameters entered. Connecting to servers and using defaults."
2608[11:11] <Ghost|Tarane> "Looks interesting"
2609[11:11] <yzabtech> "Why yes, yes I did.
2610[11:11] <yzabtech> "
2611[11:11] * Ghost|Tarane takes a sip
2612[11:12] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> Tarane, roll 1d5 for me
2613[11:12] <@Obiwan||Frederick> ((oh god))
2614[11:12] <Ghost|Tarane> roll 1d5
2615[11:12] <`DICE>  1,15Ghost|Tarane rolled 1,15 1d5  12,15[ 1d5=4 ] 4,15{4} 
2616[11:12] <Robot|Maddox> ((inb4 another robot))
2617[11:12] <Robot|Maddox> ((CALLED IT))
2618[11:12] <Ghost|Tarane> ((fridge damnit))
2619[11:12] <Robot|Maddox> ((wut)
2620[11:12] <Ghost|Tarane> ((and i don't have fortune this time either))
2621[11:12] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> You transform into a robot version of yourself.
2622[11:12] * Invizible (Invizible@c-4cf0e255.54-13-64736c14.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
2623[11:12] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> You're somehow still a ghost though.
2624[11:13] * Invizible (Invizible@c-4cf0e255.54-13-64736c14.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se) Quit (Client Quit )
2625[11:13] * Ghost|Tarane is now known as Roboghost|Tarane
2626[11:13] <@Obiwan||Frederick> ((this is what happends when your pc gets too many viruses))
2627[11:13] * Roboghost|Tarane looks down at robotic ghostly form
2628[11:13] <Roboghost|Tarane> "This. Is. Stupid.
2629[11:13] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> Hello, I've returned.
2630[11:13] <Roboghost|Tarane> "
2631[11:13] * Robot|Maddox attempts to activate robo-hivemind
2632[11:13] * Leopold|Jakren_Renard (LeopoldJak@73.23.234.248) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
2633[11:13] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Welc<>me back Cael1a!"
2634[11:13] * Robot|Maddox beings broadcasting signal
2635[11:13] * Kid|Ember giggles a bit, before taking a seat and watching the chaos
2636[11:14] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> I'd like you to hit me with everything.
2637[11:14] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> just keep pouring them down my throat okay.
2638[11:14] * Roboghost|Tarane feels the signal, but proceeds to ignore it.
2639[11:14] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Everyth1ng?!"
2640[11:14] * Robot|Maddox stands behind Ember, watching for more questionable drinks in case further harm comes from them
2641[11:14] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "damn, that's fucking brave"
2642[11:14] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "<>h, well 1f y<>u 1ns1st!"
2643[11:14] <Roboghost|Tarane> "Try. The. Drink. On. the. Counter. In. Front. Of. Me."
2644[11:14] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> and something for the youngster behind me.
2645[11:14] * Robot|Maddox quickly scans the suicide drink
2646[11:14] <Robot|Maddox> roll 1d20
2647[11:14] <`DICE>  1,15Robot|Maddox rolled 1,15 1d20  12,15[ 1d20=5 ] 4,15{5} 
2648[11:14] <Roboghost|Tarane> "Seriously. This. Is. Stupid."
2649[11:15] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "It is, but..."
2650[11:15] <Robot|Maddox> ((+3))
2651[11:15] * @Obiwan||Frederick pull a camera
2652[11:15] <Roboghost|Tarane> I scan the drink as well, just to see what it feels like.
2653[11:15] <Roboghost|Tarane> roll 1d20
2654[11:15] <`DICE>  1,15Roboghost|Tarane rolled 1,15 1d20  12,15[ 1d20=2 ] 4,15{2} 
2655[11:15] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I pour out some sort of rainbow liquid and place it before Caelia.
2656[11:15] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "this goes to he-Cyllinder"
2657[11:15] <Leopold|Jakren_Renard> "U-Uh.. I'll try one aswell... maybe"
2658[11:15] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> The scans are inconclusive.
2659[11:15] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Y<>u sure ab<>ut that, th1s 1s g<>nna be pretty 1ntense!"
2660[11:15] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "Go Go Go GO GO GO GO"
2661[11:15] <Robot|Maddox> "Warning, scan failed. Drink may be hazardous, or simply fine."
2662[11:15] <Roboghost|Tarane> "Well. Then. I'm. Going. To. try. Something."
2663[11:15] * Roboghost|Tarane tries to fly up through the roof
2664[11:16] <Robot|Maddox> "Due to uncertainty as well as knowledge of past drinks, would recommend against drinking"
2665[11:16] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> "No Jakren, get something more for you."
2666[11:16] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT"
2667[11:16] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I also pour out a bright orange drink and a purple drank.
2668[11:16] * Robot|Maddox scans both drinks
2669[11:16] * JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas downs the rainbow drink with her last words
2670[11:16] <Robot|Maddox> roll 2#1d20
2671[11:16] <`DICE>  1,15Robot|Maddox rolled 1,15 2#1d20  12,15[ 1d20=18 ] 4,15{18} ,  12,15[ 1d20=11 ] 4,15{11} 
2672[11:16] <Leopold|Jakren_Renard> "Ic-can.. probably handle it."
2673[11:17] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MROE"
2674[11:17] <Roboghost|Tarane> "The. Purple. Drink. Will. Change. Your. Costume. Be. Warned."
2675[11:17] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> Caelia, roll CON
2676[11:17] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> Roll d20+2
2677[11:17] <`DICE>  1,15JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas rolled 1,15 d20+2  12,15[ 1d20=13 ] 4,15{15} 
2678[11:17] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> You manage to remain conscious.
2679[11:18] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "YES YES YES YES YES"
2680[11:18] * @Obiwan||Frederick whistles
2681[11:18] <Kid|Ember> "good job"
2682[11:18] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> Your entire body rapidly begins changing, and everyone's costumes change.
2683[11:18] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> I take the purple drink next.
2684[11:18] <Kid|Ember> "what's it like"
2685[11:18] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> You become a buff magic skeleton with a ridiculous irremovable hat.
2686[11:18] * frozenFire (~androirc@203.86.203.62) Quit (Quit: AndroIRC - Android IRC Client ( http://www.androirc.com ) )
2687[11:19] <@Obiwan||Frederick> ((how can a skeleton be buffed))
2688[11:19] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> You're also filled with courage, can only speak in puns, and refuse to follow social norms.
2689[11:19] <@Obiwan||Frederick> ((this is some serious shit))
2690[11:19] <Robot|Maddox> ((Extra calcium))
2691[11:19] * MeSSiah (MeSSiah@host86-156-115-63.range86-156.btcentralplus.com) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
2692[11:19] * MeSSiah floats in
2693[11:19] <Robot|Maddox> Which way do we shift our costumes?
2694[11:19] <MeSSiah> HELLO MY CHILDREN
2695[11:19] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> You can see through things, and also recieve -10 to all rolls.
2696[11:20] <MeSSiah> HOW ARE YOUR MORTAL LIVES
2697[11:20] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "ssh, this one drank like 15 shots at once, look"
2698[11:20] <Kid|Ember> "good"
2699[11:20] <Robot|Maddox> "Life not mortal"
2700[11:20] <Kid|Ember> "now shush please."
2701[11:20] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I'm now a robot, Maddox is now a roboghost, Jakren is now Joan of Arc, Ember is now a Jedi, and Fred is a skeleton.
2702[11:20] <Kid|Ember> "some of us are trying to stay sane"
2703[11:20] * JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas is now known as CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit
2704[11:20] * Kid|Ember is now known as Jedi|Ember
2705[11:20] * MeSSiah floats away
2706[11:20] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> The Leopold costume was lost in the magic explosion
2707[11:20] * Obiwan||Frederick is now known as Skeleton||Frederick
2708[11:20] <@Skeleton||Frederick> OH NO, I GOT BONED
2709[11:20] * spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra is now known as robotBartender|Ezra
2710[11:21] <Roboghost|Tarane> ((how 'bout me lol))
2711[11:21] <Leopold|Jakren_Renard> (I am.. very confused x3
2712[11:21] * Robot|Maddox once again a ghost, even if also a robot, I renter the head of ember, granting (Maddox's Memories, +2 Wis, +3 int, Flashstep, Cantrip telekinesis, and +Robot int)
2713[11:21] <@robotBartender|Ezra> ((oh never mind, you get the Leopold))
2714[11:21] <@robotBartender|Ezra> ((tarane is now Leopold, but no longer a ghost or robot))
2715[11:21] * Roboghost|Tarane is now known as Leopold|Tarane
2716[11:21] * Leopold|Tarane falls to the ground with a thud
2717[11:21] <Leopold|Tarane> "Ow."
2718[11:21] * Leopold|Jakren_Renard is now known as Joan_of_Arc|Jakren
2719[11:22] <CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit> Can you even SEA me.
2720[11:22] <@Skeleton||Frederick> "Man, that was insane!"
2721[11:22] <Jedi|Ember> "ooh, nice robes"
2722[11:22] <Joan_of_Arc|Jakren> "U-Umm..."
2723[11:22] <Robot|Maddox> ((What is the +int bonus from a robot?))
2724[11:22] <@robotBartender|Ezra> "Beep, 1 h<>pe y<>u have enj<>yed y<>ur beverage!"
2725[11:22] * MeSSiah (MeSSiah@host86-156-115-63.range86-156.btcentralplus.com) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
2726[11:22] <Joan_of_Arc|Jakren> "T-This stuff is h-heavy..."
2727[11:22] * Robot|Maddox is now known as GhostRobot|Maddox
2728[11:22] * Jedi|Ember fiddles around with the force, before levitating himself and the chair that he's on
2729[11:22] <@Skeleton||Frederick> "hey boney- I mean robby, gimem a shot here!"
2730[11:22] * Leopold|Tarane stands up
2731[11:22] <Leopold|Tarane> "What am I even wearing?"
2732[11:22] <@robotBartender|Ezra> "B<><>p, yes s1r!"
2733[11:22] <Leopold|Tarane> "I mean, it's better than the stuff we had before, but still"
2734[11:23] <@robotBartender|Ezra> I pour out a purple drink and hand it to Fred.
2735[11:23] <@Skeleton||Frederick> "not for me"
2736[11:23] <@Skeleton||Frederick> "but wahtever"
2737[11:23] <CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit> I attempt to drink the purple liquid in my hand.
2738[11:23] <CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit> "HEAR it goes."
2739[11:23] <@Skeleton||Frederick> "HEY"
2740[11:23] <@Skeleton||Frederick> "that's mine!"
2741[11:24] <CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit> "TWO bad."
2742[11:24] <Joan_of_Arc|Jakren> "I... D-Don't think this armor s-suits me very much.. I c-can barely move..."
2743[11:24] * Leopold|Tarane takes off sunglasses
2744[11:24] <@Skeleton||Frederick> "Tough luck man, I can baerly hold my pants without hips"
2745[11:25] * CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit drinks the purple drink
2746[11:25] * Jedi|Ember shrugs and decides to continue levitating, and lies down on the air supported by both a tk cantrip and the force
2747[11:25] <@robotBartender|Ezra> Nothing happens, somehow you appear to have become immune to the drinks.
2748[11:25] * Professor_Layton|Radbet_Spaken (Professor_@c-71-233-107-197.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
2749[11:26] <Professor_Layton|Radbet_Spaken> (what's) up bitches?
2750[11:26] <@Skeleton||Frederick> "see, now robo-girl, send another one my way"
2751[11:26] <@Skeleton||Frederick> "and keep it away from this thief
2752[11:26] <@Skeleton||Frederick> "nyaaa"
2753[11:26] <@robotBartender|Ezra> "Welc<>me t<> the bar, can 1 get y<>u s<>meth1ng?!"
2754[11:26] <CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit> Aw DANG it, I've been JACKED.
2755[11:26] <Joan_of_Arc|Jakren> "U-Umm... M-May I have a drink?"
2756[11:26] <Professor_Layton|Radbet_Spaken> (yeah), can (i) grab some a-1 sauce?
2757[11:27] <@robotBartender|Ezra> I pour out two drinks, one filled with a strange substance that seems to be made from words, and the other is completely clear.
2758[11:27] * @Skeleton||Frederick takes the wordy drink
2759[11:27] <CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit> Hey JAY if you want a different outfit, ADRESS what's under the armor.
2760[11:27] * dead-and-bored (PAGE_OF_VE@c-76-100-50-255.hsd1.md.comcast.net) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
2761[11:27] <@robotBartender|Ezra> "S<>rry, 1 just serve whatever c<>mes, we can try f<>R a-1 sauce 1f y<>u'd l1ke!"
2762[11:27] * dead-and-bored (PAGE_OF_VE@c-76-100-50-255.hsd1.md.comcast.net) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
2763[11:27] <Professor_Layton|Radbet_Spaken> (well), no point in complaining.
2764[11:27] <Joan_of_Arc|Jakren> "U-Under?"
2765[11:27] <Leopold|Tarane> "Don't drink anything black, it's probably ink"
2766[11:27] <Leopold|Tarane> "just saying"
2767[11:27] <Professor_Layton|Radbet_Spaken> (i) guess (i'll) have the word shit.
2768[11:28] <Joan_of_Arc|Jakren> Jakren picks up the clear drink
2769[11:28] <@Skeleton||Frederick> i took the wordy one
2770[11:28] <Professor_Layton|Radbet_Spaken> Radbet drinks from the glass that is filled with words.
2771[11:28] <@robotBartender|Ezra> I pour out another glass of a brownish liquid and hand it to Fred.
2772[11:28] <Professor_Layton|Radbet_Spaken> fred u w0t
2773[11:28] <Joan_of_Arc|Jakren> "T-Thank you" they take a sip
2774[11:28] <@robotBartender|Ezra> Radbet must now speak in only puns.
2775[11:29] <@Skeleton||Frederick> "NYAAAH
2776[11:29] <@robotBartender|Ezra> Jakren now has x-ray vision, he can see through everything except for underwear.
2777[11:29] * @Skeleton||Frederick takes the drink
2778[11:29] * CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit suplexes a barstool just because she can
2779[11:29] <Joan_of_Arc|Jakren> "U-UHH?!"
2780[11:29] <GhostRobot|Maddox> roll 10#1d50 to understand paper sigils
2781[11:29] <`DICE>  1,15GhostRobot|Maddox rolled 1,15 10#1d50  1,15to understand paper sigils  12,15[ 1d50=39 ] 4,15{39} ,  12,15[ 1d50=18 ] 4,15{18} ,  12,15[ 1d50=31 ] 4,15{31} ,  12,15[ 1d50=34 ] 4,15{34} ,  12,15[ 1d50=37 ] 4,15{37} ,  12,15[ 1d50=24 ] 4,15{24} ,  12,15[ 1d50=9 ] 4,15{9} ,  12,15[ 1d50=44 ] 4,15{44} ,  12,15[ 1d50=8 ] 4,15{8} ,  12,15[ 1d50=47 ] 4,15{47} 
2782[11:29] <Joan_of_Arc|Jakren> "O-Oh my!"
2783[11:30] <Joan_of_Arc|Jakren> "T-this is v-v-very! U-Um!... O-Oh l-lord..."
2784[11:30] <@robotBartender|Ezra> The roboghost fails to understand the paper sigils.
2785[11:30] <Professor_Layton|Radbet_Spaken> (this) was a bad idea.  (well), at least (i'll) be fine if the bar experiences a blackout, since (i'm) drinking light.
2786[11:30] <@robotBartender|Ezra> "b<><>p! S<>meth1ng wr<>ng w1th y<>ur dr1nks?"
2787[11:30] <@Skeleton||Frederick> ((What was mine again?))
2788[11:30] * CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit attempts to punch Jakren out
2789[11:30] <@robotBartender|Ezra> ((a brownish liquid))
2790[11:30] * Leopold|Tarane shrugs and sits on a stool near Ember, waiting it out
2791[11:31] <Joan_of_Arc|Jakren> Jakren just stares dopeilly at caelia.
2792[11:31] <@Skeleton||Frederick> ((but what did it do?))
2793[11:31] <CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit> "don't worry little man, It'll all be OGRE soon
2794[11:31] <@robotBartender|Ezra> ((it's beer))
2795[11:31] <Leopold|Tarane> "Hey, is there any way to return back to our original costumes?"
2796[11:31] <CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit> Roll d20-1-10
2797[11:31] <`DICE>  1,15CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit rolled 1,15 d20-1-10  12,15[ 1d20=13 ] 4,15{2} 
2798[11:31] <@Skeleton||Frederick> roll 1d20 to not be a lightweight
2799[11:31] <`DICE>  1,15Skeleton||Frederick rolled 1,15 1d20  1,15to not be a lightweight  12,15[ 1d20=3 ] 4,15{3} 
2800[11:31] <@robotBartender|Ezra> "N<>pe! Unless y<>u all want t<> get naked and sw1tch!"
2801[11:32] <@robotBartender|Ezra> Fred, you fail to not be a lightweight and become very drunk.
2802[11:32] <@Skeleton||Frederick> "I don't this I can do that HIC"
2803[11:32] <Leopold|Tarane> "Nah, noone has my costume here anyway..."
2804[11:32] * @Skeleton||Frederick attemps to remove a femur
2805[11:32] <@Skeleton||Frederick> roll 1d20-3
2806[11:32] <`DICE>  1,15Skeleton||Frederick rolled 1,15 1d20-3  12,15[ 1d20=5 ] 4,15{2} 
2807[11:32] * CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit hurt herself in confusion
2808[11:32] <@robotBartender|Ezra> You try to remove your femur, but instead the femur removes you.
2809[11:32] <yzabtech> Mike: "Maybe if you drink enough of whatever they're serving, you'll return to normal."
2810[11:32] * yzabtech is now known as Mike_Sardon
2811[11:32] <@robotBartender|Ezra> You're now being held up by your femur.
2812[11:32] <Leopold|Tarane> "Doubt it"
2813[11:32] <Jedi|Ember> "doubt it"
2814[11:32] <@Skeleton||Frederick> "bloody russians"
2815[11:32] <@Skeleton||Frederick> "They hacked my bones"
2816[11:33] <Joan_of_Arc|Jakren> "C-Caelia?! Y-You o-okay?"
2817[11:33] <@Skeleton||Frederick> hey robocop, gimme anoHICther
2818[11:33] <CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit> What are you TACO ing about, I'm FIN.
2819[11:33] <@robotBartender|Ezra> "Beep! C<>m1ng r1ght up!"
2820[11:33] <Leopold|Tarane> "These puns are worse than... well... Lyra's mental state"
2821[11:34] <Professor_Layton|Radbet_Spaken> (you) dumb robot, what did you do to me?  (i) can only speak in puns now, you reVOLTing piece of trash.
2822[11:34] <@robotBartender|Ezra> I hand you a bright pink drink.
2823[11:34] <Professor_Layton|Radbet_Spaken> ((I'm so bad at puns I'm sorry))
2824[11:34] * CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit tips magical fedora
2825[11:34] <Leopold|Tarane> "Screw it, I'll have another drink."
2826[11:34] * @Skeleton||Frederick takes the pink drink in one sip
2827[11:34] <Joan_of_Arc|Jakren> "U-U-Umm... S-So.. When are you g-g-g-g-g-gonna put your clothes b-back on?!" Jakren whimpers; his x-ray vision seeming to embarrass him quite a bit
2828[11:34] <@Skeleton||Frederick> roll 1d20 to not break the glass
2829[11:34] <`DICE>  1,15Skeleton||Frederick rolled 1,15 1d20  1,15to not break the glass  12,15[ 1d20=12 ] 4,15{12} 
2830[11:34] * Professor_Layton|Radbet_Spaken throws his glass at the bartender
2831[11:34] <@robotBartender|Ezra> Fred, you're suddenly overcome by love/hate for the buff magic skeleton girl.
2832[11:35] <CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit> ((Several people are skeletons))
2833[11:35] <@Skeleton||Frederick> dice roll for that??
2834[11:35] <@robotBartender|Ezra> I look at Radbet, "beep, s1r please d<>n't cause a ruckus!"
2835[11:35] * Skeleton|Lyra (uid117739@id-117739.tooting.irccloud.com) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
2836[11:35] <@robotBartender|Ezra> ((already did it elsewhere))
2837[11:35] <Joan_of_Arc|Jakren> "N-Not that I d-don't l-like s-seeing oyu liek that, C-Caelia! I j-just.. e-ermm...
2838[11:35] <Joan_of_Arc|Jakren> "I t-think I'll be going now..."
2839[11:35] * Pink_Elsa|Ib enters pulling on Lyra's arm
2840[11:35] <Leopold|Tarane> "Hey Lyra, definitely wasn't talking about you"
2841[11:36] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "Hi there stranger!"
2842[11:36] * Jedi|Ember is still levitating in the air because Force
2843[11:36] <CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit> WURT
2844[11:36] * @Skeleton||Frederick attemps to lift the stool that the buffed skeleton is sitting on whilst shouting "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE NYAAAAH"
2845[11:36] * Caavus (uid77318@id-77318.tooting.irccloud.com) Quit (Quit: Connection closed for inactivity )
2846[11:36] <@robotBartender|Ezra> "<>h! Hell<> new arr1vals!"
2847[11:36] <Skeleton|Lyra> "So Elsa here just killed Space Jesus"
2848[11:36] <@Skeleton||Frederick> ROLL 1D20 to lift and not be crushed
2849[11:36] <`DICE>  1,15Skeleton||Frederick rolled 1,15 1D20  1,15to lift and not be crushed error: malformed expression
2850[11:36] <@Skeleton||Frederick> ROLL 1d20 to lift and not be crushed
2851[11:36] <`DICE>  1,15Skeleton||Frederick rolled 1,15 1d20  1,15to lift and not be crushed  12,15[ 1d20=16 ] 4,15{16} 
2852[11:36] * Professor_Layton|Radbet_Spaken tries to motion the bartender for another drink without talking
2853[11:36] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "He's not dead"
2854[11:36] * Mike_Sardon is now known as Buccaneer|Mike
2855[11:36] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "Just faking"
2856[11:36] * Joan_of_Arc|Jakren scurries out of the bar; blushing furiously
2857[11:36] * Joan_of_Arc|Jakren (LeopoldJak@73.23.234.248) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
2858[11:36] <Leopold|Tarane> "Cool"
2859[11:36] <Skeleton|Lyra> "Oh, close enough"
2860[11:36] <Leopold|Tarane> "S'this a regular thing?"
2861[11:37] <@robotBartender|Ezra> Fred successfully lifts the barstool, sending the buff magic skeleton flying.
2862[11:37] * Pink_Elsa|Ib sits down next to Tarane
2863[11:37] <Skeleton|Lyra> "Anything cool going on, besides a telekinetic... thing?"
2864[11:37] * @Skeleton||Frederick laughs
2865[11:37] <@robotBartender|Ezra> it was already flying, because it's magic, but that's not important
2866[11:37] * Pink_Elsa|Ib takes a while to reach the high bar stool
2867[11:37] <Leopold|Tarane> "I think Ember's having fun with the Force"
2868[11:37] <Skeleton|Lyra> "Who?"
2869[11:37] * Jedi|Ember gestures a bit and helps Ib up onto the stool
2870[11:37] <@robotBartender|Ezra> I hand radbet a glass filled with peanutbutter.
2871[11:37] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "Thank you"
2872[11:37] <Leopold|Tarane> "The Jedi"
2873[11:38] <@Skeleton||Frederick> "Hey robby, can you access the interwebz ffrom your brain?"
2874[11:38] * Leopold|Tarane points at the jedi
2875[11:38] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "Ms Stranger? Can I have more kid's drink?"
2876[11:38] <Skeleton|Lyra> "... Huh"
2877[11:38] <Professor_Layton|Radbet_Spaken> (well), (i) am not one to complain about shitty drinks.  (i) doubt anyone will be jelly about my glass though.
2878[11:38] <Skeleton|Lyra> "I have GOT to get my costume back"
2879[11:38] <Leopold|Tarane> "I have no idea what I'm supposed to be, really"
2880[11:38] <@robotBartender|Ezra> "B<><>p! 1 am pr<>grammed f<>r bartend1ng, n<>t 1nternett1ng!"
2881[11:38] * Professor_Layton|Radbet_Spaken drinks the peanutbutter
2882[11:38] <Leopold|Tarane> "Some sort of conductor"
2883[11:38] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "Robo-Barkeep"
2884[11:38] * Skeleton|Lyra shrugs
2885[11:38] <@Skeleton||Frederick> "What if i plug an antena, will that HIC work?"
2886[11:38] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "More kid's drink please!"
2887[11:38] <Leopold|Tarane> "Maybe if we get a certain drink we could turn back to what we had before? ...Nah"
2888[11:39] <Skeleton|Lyra> "Anything's better than a maid"
2889[11:39] <@robotBartender|Ezra> "Beep! I shall d<> my best!"
2890[11:39] <CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit> "I'm FLYing!"
2891[11:39] * MeSSiah (MeSSiah@host86-156-115-63.range86-156.btcentralplus.com) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
2892[11:39] * MeSSiah floats back in
2893[11:39] * @Skeleton||Frederick waves his fist in the air "I'll bring you down soon skelefake!!!"
2894[11:39] <MeSSiah> "THAT GUY WAS WIERD."
2895[11:39] <@robotBartender|Ezra> I pour out a purple drink and hand it to the Elsa. "B<><>p! Enj<>y!"
2896[11:39] <Jedi|Ember> "keep your voice down, whoever you are"
2897[11:39] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "What's the purple one do?"
2898[11:39] <Skeleton|Lyra> "Hey, that's non-alcoholic, yeah?"
2899[11:39] <Jedi|Ember> "much appreciated"
2900[11:39] <MeSSiah> "YO MAN NOT COOL MY VOICE IS NATURALLY LIKE THIS."
2901[11:40] <Jedi|Ember> "then whisper"
2902[11:40] * Jedi|Ember floats boredly from a horizontal position to a faux-sitting one with the Force
2903[11:40] * @Skeleton||Frederick tries to get on the bartender's showlders "I think I can break the fire wall and check my HIC twisster"
2904[11:40] <@robotBartender|Ezra> "Beep! 1 th1nk 1t m1ght be!"
2905[11:40] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "Anybody know what the purple drink does?" Ib asks aloud
2906[11:40] <@Skeleton||Frederick> roll 1d20 to climb
2907[11:40] <`DICE>  1,15Skeleton||Frederick rolled 1,15 1d20  1,15to climb  12,15[ 1d20=4 ] 4,15{4} 
2908[11:40] <Leopold|Tarane> "I do, but don't worry, it's not harmful"
2909[11:40] <Leopold|Tarane> "Go ahead, try it"
2910[11:40] <MeSSiah> "THIS IS MY WHISPER."
2911[11:40] <Skeleton|Lyra> "Might be non-alcoholic, or might be alcoholic?"
2912[11:40] <MeSSiah> "MY YELL WOULD SHATTER SUNS."
2913[11:40] * CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit begins attempting to lift weights
2914[11:41] <Jedi|Ember> "whipser harder!"
2915[11:41] <@robotBartender|Ezra> Fred fails to climb on the bartender, falling to the ground into a pile of bones
2916[11:41] <@Skeleton||Frederick> "nyaaah?"
2917[11:41] <@robotBartender|Ezra> I turn to Lyra, "B<><>p! Yes!"
2918[11:41] * Skeleton|Lyra draws a snowball over the Messiah's head
2919[11:41] * CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit fails because there are no weights
2920[11:41] <@robotBartender|Ezra> Fred shortly reforms back into a regular skeleton.
2921[11:41] <Skeleton|Lyra> "Darn it Wildbow.  Alright, gimme one"
2922[11:41] * MeSSiah disrobes to reveal STAMMERS
2923[11:41] * MeSSiah is now known as Stammers
2924[11:41] * Pink_Elsa|Ib drinks the drink
2925[11:41] <CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit> I can BR8K these cuffs!
2926[11:41] * Jedi|Ember is unphased
2927[11:41] <Stammers> Sup fools.
2928[11:41] * Leopold|Tarane is unphased
2929[11:42] <@Skeleton||Frederick> "Ok.. HIC give me another drink machine"
2930[11:42] * CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit phases in and out of existence
2931[11:42] <Leopold|Tarane> "You should get a drink"
2932[11:42] <@robotBartender|Ezra> I pour out a new potion and hand it to Lyra, it is rapidly alternating colors and consistencies nonsesically.
2933[11:42] <@robotBartender|Ezra> nonsensically*
2934[11:42] * Skeleton|Lyra drinks
2935[11:42] * Pink_Elsa|Ib also drinks
2936[11:43] <Stammers> "can I GET a droink?"
2937[11:43] * Professor_Layton|Radbet_Spaken (Professor_@c-71-233-107-197.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client )
2938[11:43] <@robotBartender|Ezra> Lyra transforms into a sperm whale, slamming everyone into the walls by her rapid expansion.
2939[11:43] <Skeleton|Lyra> "Oh"
2940[11:43] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "EEEEEEEK!!!!"
2941[11:43] <@Skeleton||Frederick> "I don't like this skeleHICton business, I break to HIC easily"
2942[11:43] <Leopold|Tarane> "Ow."
2943[11:43] <Jedi|Ember> "thanks for that"
2944[11:43] <@robotBartender|Ezra> The purple potion spills onto her while she expands, transforming her again.
2945[11:43] <CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit> "bwah!
2946[11:43] <Stammers> "OI BARMAN DRINK."
2947[11:44] <@Skeleton||Frederick> "NYAAAH"
2948[11:44] <@robotBartender|Ezra> She is now wearing a skitter costume, but in a city far away in another universe, a criminal just transformed into a sperm whale.
2949[11:44] <GhostRobot|Maddox> XD
2950[11:44] <Leopold|Tarane> "Geex Lyra, I know you're dense but this is ridiculous"
2951[11:44] * Skeleton|Lyra is now known as Skitter|Lyra
2952[11:44] <Jedi|Ember> "nice costume"
2953[11:44] * @Skeleton||Frederick is a pile of bones
2954[11:44] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "My drink!"
2955[11:44] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> :(
2956[11:44] <Skitter|Lyra> "Glorious.  Freaking.  Victory."
2957[11:44] <@robotBartender|Ezra> "BEEP! Last call! Every<>ne wh<> wants <>ne, tell me n<>w!"
2958[11:44] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "I want my drink!!"
2959[11:44] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> ;(
2960[11:45] <Jedi|Ember> "ah why not. pass me one"
2961[11:45] <@Skeleton||Frederick> "I want to not be a skeleHIC"
2962[11:45] <Leopold|Tarane> "Same here."
2963[11:45] <Stammers> "i want one
2964[11:45] <Stammers> "ya ass."
2965[11:45] <Skitter|Lyra> "Screw it, one for the road"
2966[11:45] <CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit> "Can I have a normal POKEmon."
2967[11:45] * @Skeleton||Frederick reasembles into a skeleton
2968[11:46] <@Skeleton||Frederick> "hey super skelly, guess what?"
2969[11:46] * CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit is feeling horrific
2970[11:46] * @Skeleton||Frederick tries to remove arib
2971[11:46] * CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit tries to end it all
2972[11:46] <@Skeleton||Frederick> roll 1d20 to remove my rib
2973[11:46] <`DICE>  1,15Skeleton||Frederick rolled 1,15 1d20  1,15to remove my rib  12,15[ 1d20=1 ] 4,15{1} 
2974[11:46] <@Skeleton||Frederick> WOW
2975[11:46] <Jedi|Ember> ((hhahahahahhaa))
2976[11:46] <CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit> roll d20+3-10
2977[11:46] <`DICE>  1,15CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit rolled 1,15 d20+3-10  12,15[ 1d20=15 ] 4,15{8} 
2978[11:47] <@robotBartender|Ezra> I pour a  bright orange drink for Ember, a light gray drink for lb, two rapidly alternating drinks for Tarane and Stammers, and what looks like a glass of water for Lyra.
2979[11:47] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> Ib drinks her drink
2980[11:47] <@Skeleton||Frederick> ((Am I papyrus now?))
2981[11:47] <@robotBartender|Ezra> lb begins levitating into the air.
2982[11:47] * Jedi|Ember takes a drink from the orange glass
2983[11:47] * Stammers down it in one
2984[11:47] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "Woah!"
2985[11:47] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "I'm floating!"
2986[11:47] <@robotBartender|Ezra> Ember's drink tastes like candy.
2987[11:47] * Leopold|Tarane drinks the offered glass
2988[11:48] <@robotBartender|Ezra> Stammers and Tarane turn into bowls of petunias.
2989[11:48] <@Skeleton||Frederick> "OOh I love petunias"
2990[11:48] <Stammers> "GET YOUR LEAFS OFF OF ME."
2991[11:48] * Leopold|Tarane is now known as Petunias|Tarane
2992[11:48] <@Skeleton||Frederick> "They are delicious"
2993[11:48] <Stammers> "WE DON'T EVEN HAVE LEAVES."
2994[11:48] <Petunias|Tarane> "..." Tarane elipsses
2995[11:48] <Stammers> "BUT I CAN FEEL YOURS."
2996[11:48] * Jedi|Ember surrounds Tarane in a force bubble
2997[11:48] <@Skeleton||Frederick> roll 1d20 to eat Stammers 
2998[11:48] <`DICE>  1,15Skeleton||Frederick rolled 1,15 1d20  1,15to eat Stammers  12,15[ 1d20=10 ] 4,15{10} 
2999[11:48] <Stammers> "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS HELL."
3000[11:48] <Stammers> "I SMELL SO GOOD."
3001[11:48] <GhostRobot|Maddox> ((LMAO))
3002[11:49] * Stammers (MeSSiah@host86-156-115-63.range86-156.btcentralplus.com) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client )
3003[11:49] <@robotBartender|Ezra> You try to eat stammers, but are so average you can't bring yourself to do it.
3004[11:49] * Stammers (Stammers@host86-156-115-63.range86-156.btcentralplus.com) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
3005[11:49] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> Aw man, a PanGalacticGargleblaster!
3006[11:49] <@Skeleton||Frederick> roll 1d20 for determination
3007[11:49] <`DICE>  1,15Skeleton||Frederick rolled 1,15 1d20  1,15for determination  12,15[ 1d20=12 ] 4,15{12} 
3008[11:49] <Stammers> "WHY AM I PLONT."
3009[11:49] <CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit> BARfritter, can I have a Hellacious Dunk please
3010[11:50] * Pink_Elsa|Ib floats up to Ember
3011[11:50] <Stammers> "HEY TARANE."
3012[11:50] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "Hello there!"
3013[11:50] <@robotBartender|Ezra> I pour out another drink, this one made from letters.
3014[11:50] * GhostRobot|Maddox , sensing Ember's powers streched from Force bubble and levitation, uses the drink he just drank as coolant and does a x2 overclock, doubling all abilities
3015[11:50] <Stammers> "We should make like a tree and leaf."
3016[11:50] <Jedi|Ember> "hi there"
3017[11:50] * GhostRobot|Maddox also allows Ember access to all cores
3018[11:50] <@robotBartender|Ezra> "BEEP! Alr1ght every<>ne! Bars cl<>s1ng! Y<>u d<>n't have t<> g<> h<>me, but y<>u can't stay here!"
3019[11:50] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "I'm floating too now!"
3020[11:50] <Petunias|Tarane> "Uh, no, whoever you are"
3021[11:50] <@Skeleton||Frederick> seeing that I can't eat Stammers I just throw him at the side
3022[11:50] * CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit drinks the beverage of letters.
3023[11:50] <@Skeleton||Frederick> roll 1d20 to throw Stammers 
3024[11:50] <`DICE>  1,15Skeleton||Frederick rolled 1,15 1d20  1,15to throw Stammers  12,15[ 1d20=7 ] 4,15{7} 
3025[11:50] <@Skeleton||Frederick> OW
3026[11:50] <@Skeleton||Frederick> REALLY
3027[11:50] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "Why can't we stay here?"
3028[11:51] <GhostRobot|Maddox> ((How to not roll anything good XD))
3029[11:51] * Jedi|Ember has an idea
3030[11:51] <CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit> )(what happens)(
3031[11:51] <@Skeleton||Frederick> ((it's cannon, Frederick = Papyrus
3032[11:51] * Jedi|Ember throws Tarane out the main entrance
3033[11:51] <@robotBartender|Ezra> "BEEP! Regulat1<>ns state 1 am n<>t t<> all<>w cust<>mers t<> rema1n after a certa1n t1me!"
3034[11:51] * Stammers dancees magical flower dance."
3035[11:51] * Petunias|Tarane (webchat@203.86.203.62) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
3036[11:51] * Red|Tarane (webchat@203.86.203.62) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
3037[11:51] * Stammers (Stammers@host86-156-115-63.range86-156.btcentralplus.com) Quit (Client Quit )
3038[11:51] * CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit drinks the word drink
3039[11:51] <@Skeleton||Frederick> "Hey, I have a truck, we could go there!"
3040[11:51] * Stammers (Stammers@host86-156-115-63.range86-156.btcentralplus.com) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
3041[11:52] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "What if we reprogram you to let us stay here?"
3042[11:52] <Red|Tarane> ((does this work? :P))
3043[11:52] <@Skeleton||Frederick> "who wants to party in the truck with Fredbone?!"
3044[11:52] <@robotBartender|Ezra> "Please d<>n't repr<>gram me!"
3045[11:52] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "Ok"
3046[11:52] * GhostRobot|Maddox Gives Ember access to hivemind controls
3047[11:52] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "Can we stay in the other rooms?"
3048[11:52] <@robotBartender|Ezra> ""B<><>p, thank y<>u!"
3049[11:52] <CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit> ((what happens Ezra))
3050[11:52] <@robotBartender|Ezra> "Yes, <>nly the bar 1s cl<>sed!"
3051[11:52] <@robotBartender|Ezra> ((with what?))
3052[11:52] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "Ok!"
3053[11:53] <CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit> Word drink
3054[11:53] <@robotBartender|Ezra> ((oh the drink))
3055[11:53] * Red|Tarane walks in, no longer a bowl of petunias
3056[11:53] <@robotBartender|Ezra> Your drink tastes wordy, but doesn't affect you.
3057[11:53] * Red|Tarane shivers at the experience
3058[11:53] <CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit> BLUH
3059[11:53] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "Hi plant girl!"
3060[11:53] * CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit realizes she is magical
3061[11:53] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "You're back!"
3062[11:53] <Jedi|Ember> "i'm gonna go to the first room"
3063[11:53] <Jedi|Ember> "that one's normal"
3064[11:53] * CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit uses magic to not exist
3065[11:54] <Red|Tarane> "I... I think I'll follow him"
3066[11:54] * CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit no longer exists
3067[11:54] * CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit (JoanOfArc|@ip70-189-148-179.lv.lv.cox.net) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
3068[11:54] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "Wait for me guys!"
3069[11:54] * Jedi|Ember floats through the door to the first room
3070[11:54] * Pink_Elsa|Ib (uid76541@id-76541.ealing.irccloud.com) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
3071[11:54] * Red|Tarane follows him, Jaunt()ing to speed up the process
3072[11:54] * Jedi|Ember (webchat@203.86.203.62) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
3073[11:54] * GhostRobot|Maddox (TornSkippi@65.112.125.134) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
3074[11:54] * Red|Tarane (webchat@203.86.203.62) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
3075[11:55] * Skitter|Lyra picks up her water-looking drink
3076[11:56] <Skitter|Lyra> "Thanks"
3077[11:56] * Skitter|Lyra puts it back down and leaves
3078[11:56] * Skitter|Lyra (uid117739@id-117739.tooting.irccloud.com) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
3079[11:56] <@robotBartender|Ezra> "B<><>p! Y<>u're welc<>me!:
3080[11:56] * @robotBartender|Ezra begins to initiate bar-cleaning protocol.
3081[11:57] * Skeleton||Frederick is now known as noDisguise||Frederick
3082[12:01] * robotBartender|Ezra changes topic to 'A brightly coloured pot of tea sits menacingly on one side of the bar, out of place with everything else. The lights are off, leaving the bar in pitch darkness apart from the malevolent glowing of the teapot. Its rainbows flicker around the room, a light show created by the gods of darkness, unmeant for mortal eyes. '
3083[12:01] * @robotBartender|Ezra (Bunny_Girl@airbears2-136-152-142-52.AirBears2.Berkeley.EDU) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client )
3084[12:02] * @noDisguise||Frederick (~kaiser@host135.190-225-32.telecom.net.ar) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer )
3085[12:02] * Stammers (Stammers@host86-156-115-63.range86-156.btcentralplus.com) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
3086[12:02] <Buccaneer|Mike> It's just you and me, Iinito.
3087[12:03] * Buccaneer|Mike 's eyes start glowing a golden color.
3088[12:03] <Buccaneer|Mike> ((darn i need to go))
3089[12:03] <Buccaneer|Mike> ((i'll be back soon))
3090[12:11] * Buccaneer|Mike (~yzabtech@pool-108-27-246-178.nycmny.fios.verizon.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 202 seconds )
3091[12:24] <FrankBunnySuit|Iinito> Oh shIt I Own thE pOt nOw.
3092[12:29] * Jedi|Ember (webchat@203.86.203.62) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
3093[12:30] <Jedi|Ember> "y'know the bartender told us to get out, right"
3094[12:30] <FrankBunnySuit|Iinito> "Oh Alright"
3095[12:30] * FrankBunnySuit|Iinito leaves the bar, taking the pot with him.
3096[12:30] * FrankBunnySuit|Iinito is now known as HazPotOfTea|Iinito
3097[12:30] * @Archive smiles
3098 01[12:31] <@Archive> As you leave the bar, the pot returns back to the counter
3099[12:31] <HazPotOfTea|Iinito> "SON OF A BITCH
3100[12:31] <HazPotOfTea|Iinito> "
3101[12:31] * HazPotOfTea|Iinito captchelogs pog
3102[12:31] * HazPotOfTea|Iinito pot*
3103 01[12:32] <@Archive> The pot cannot be captchalogued
3104[12:32] <HazPotOfTea|Iinito> "RAH"
3105[12:32] <HazPotOfTea|Iinito> Iinito inspects the pot of arcane interference
3106[12:32] <HazPotOfTea|Iinito> roll 1d20+5
3107[12:32] <`DICE>  1,15HazPotOfTea|Iinito rolled 1,15 1d20+5  12,15[ 1d20=10 ] 4,15{15} 
3108 01[12:33] <@Archive> Arcane? It's more than arcane. As you stare into its depths, trying to figure out its secrets, you start to feel a dark presence in your mind
3109 01[12:33] <@Archive> Roll insight.
3110[12:33] <`DICE>  1,15Archive rolled 1,15 insight. error: malformed expression
3111[12:33] * Iinito (HazPotOfTe@c-50-134-40-49.hsd1.va.comcast.net) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
3112[12:33] <Iinito> "MUst hAve pOt"
3113[12:34] * HazPotOfTea|Iinito (FrankBunny@c-50-134-40-49.hsd1.va.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client )
3114 01[12:34] <@Archive> Arcane? It's more than arcane. As you stare into its depths, trying to figure out its secrets, you start to feel a dark presence in your mind
3115 01[12:34] <@Archive> .roll insight
3116[12:35] <Iinito> roll 1d20+2
3117[12:35] <`DICE>  1,15Iinito rolled 1,15 1d20+2  12,15[ 1d20=7 ] 4,15{9} 
3118[12:35] <Iinito> <shit son>
3119 01[12:35] <@Archive> The dark presence easily claws its way through all your mental defenses, stripping away everything that you can find
3120 01[12:35] <@Archive> You are cast out of the bar into the dark depths of oblivion
3121[12:36] <Iinito> So not much different than his current existance.
3122[12:36] <Iinito> gnight folks
3123[12:36] * Iinito (HazPotOfTe@c-50-134-40-49.hsd1.va.comcast.net) Quit (Client Quit )
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3126[13:59] * yzabtech is now known as Mike_Sardon
3127[13:59] * Mike_Sardon is now known as Arkheo_Primus
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