· 6 years ago · Oct 29, 2019, 12:06 PM
1All my pastas
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4TIFU by turning my grandpa into a weeaboo.
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7My grandma died last year and grandpa’s tken it hard. Now he used to be the dirty old man sort of guy, so I thought getting him Nekopara Vol. 0 (A visual novel about catgirls) for Christmas would be nice.
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9A few days ago, we met up at a wedding. I see my grandpa. He starts excitedly chatting with me about the game and I think, “I did a good thing” and tuned out the rambling.
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11I shouldn’t have. We go back to my grandpa’s place.
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13Grandpa: Here are the new decorations I have!
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15Mom: Dad, what is all this?
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17Grandpa: Stuff from the game your magnificent son gave me!
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19The whole apartment was littered with Nekopara figurines, posters, merch and etc. He had a body pillow in his bedroom. Now my family looks down on me for converting my grandpa into the weebiest of weebs.
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21I learned today through text he picked up Eromanga Sensei. God help his soul.
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23TL;DR: I gave my grandad a copy of Nekopara. He went ape-shit and bought merch. My family now hates me for converting him into a degenerate.
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25Edit: Oh my, this has blown up.
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282.19% gay
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31Actually mom, they're called traps, and they're far superior than just regular "girls". In fact, girls don't even do anything for me anymore. The concept of overpowering a failed male with your superior masculinity is far more appealing than just the same old T and A. Sorry mom. I don't expect you to understand, but I googled it and I found that it's only 2.19% gay. So don't sign me up for any LGBT support groups. It's practically completely straight.
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34Yeet is a powerful, beautiful word
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37The word has a distinct feel, and power to it. To yeet is to give your full power and soul to an action you're doing. While many believe yeet to be a fairly new concept, it has been around for centuries. Think back to the berserker warriors. They would be so immersed in pushing all their power into their attack that they wouldn't even register pain, or go into shock, until long after a regular fighter would have passed out. They were true yeeters. A more modern example is the common use of warp speed in science fiction. It's interstellar yeet. The word 'yeet' is really all that is new about this concept, and it is a very useful word indeed.
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40My son (14) watches a lot of video game streamers on Twitch.tv
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43My son (14) watches a lot of video game streamers on Twitch.tv. I personally don't find them entertaining but I can understand why some people (like my son) do. Over the past month he's starting using terms like "pog", "jabaited", and "Kappa" which I guess are terms that are used in the scope of Twitch.
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45I don't have an issue with my son using these terms but it's gotten to the point where every sentence is Twitchspeak. We were having dinner and my daughter (age 12) was talking about how she got accepted for a summer program with the local animal shelter, and my son said "Pog you, easy clap". I told him that it was getting out of hand and that he would have to communicate normally to his parents and family. To that he said "Weird champ, feels weird man, normies omega LOL." Until he learns to communicate like a normal human being I've blacklisted Twitch from the internet for the time being. He's hysterical now but I told him that I would unblacklist it if he stopped using twitchspeak, but he's refusing to stop so for now it's banned.
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48Response to "oof 100"
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51Shut the fuck up you absolute lobotomite. You think adding your poorly edited Skyrim makes this funny? What a joke. Get a grip on reality, stop saying "oof" during a serious conversation just because your two braincells cant ever send signals to eachother to form a response. Honestly pathetic. Oh guys look at me Im so funny OOF 100! Its so funny and quirky because its a roblox noise right guys? Hahah skyrim reference!! Shut the fuck up you absolute fucking dusty toilet. I would flush you down the drain in an instant.
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54Fart Fetish
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57BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
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59snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
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61BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF
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63Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
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65BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT
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67Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
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70The ending of WWII was AWFUL
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73So am I the only one upset about how WWII ended? I mean they built Hitler up to be the big bad and just when he is about to face justice, he goes and kills himself. WTF was the point of him if FDR and Churchill were not going to fight him in an epic duel to save the world? And don't get me started on FDR! They just kill him half way through the war. Truman totally did not deserve to win the war, his character arc was not about war winning. And it certainly wasn't about destroying two cities with bullshit deus ex super weapons that came out of no where.
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75And another thing that pissed me off is that in the last episode of the war we find out that Stalin was a bad guy the entire time! Where was this foreshadowed to us? WTF, absolute character assassination. He was all about freeing the oppressed and bringing about a new system that wasn't shackling the poor and they made him a dictator? That is bullshit!
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77Anyways, WWII was cool but its end was absolutely trash and I would like you guys to sign a petition to have it rewritten.
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80Day 74 of no fap challenge
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83As I exited my vehicle to walk into work I caught scent of a female in heat 73.35 meters upwind. Because of the fog I couldn’t see her yet but judging by the scent she was mid twenties, and healthy. My ultra attunated hearing was able to pick up her gait, which put her at about 5’6”. My mind, free of the constraints of porn and indecent imagery, was able to calculate her weight based on the ripple in the testosterone continuum produced by her footsteps as she walked away from me.
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85Being that I was 10 minutes early for work, I made chase and followed her through the fog still without visual contact. I was like a pilot navigating the white abyss by instrument alone. I was trailing her about 130m behind when I sensed her phone vibrate in her purse through the pavement. Holding my ear to the ground I was able to faintly pick up on the conversation she was having with beta BF. Based on the annoyed tone in her voice I knew now was the time to strike.
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87I readied my legs and concentrated all of my Testo-chakras into my Vastus Medialus muscles as I assumed a sprinters starting stance. I exploded forward in a cataclysm of sex hormone fueled rage. Exactly 2.54 nanoseconds later I began to phase through time and space as I meshed with the testosterone continuum. As I phased through the helpless female target I nutted directly into both of her Fallopian tubes, destroying her previously unbroken hymen and causing her to orgasm INSTANTLY. As I began to slow down 33.6 light years later, I realized that while she would have wanted to thank me for giving her the gift of my superior seed that she was already dead and gone having raised my CHAD progeny to repopulate the earth.
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89As I float into the the celestial abyss of the greater Crab Nebula I am not filled with regret for having left my world, but rather happiness for having left it a better place. You're welcome.
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92Johnny epically owns teacher
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95A ??teacher?? asked her class
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97“What is sex???”
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99Johnny?♂️ got up and said:
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101“Sex is a ?temptation?
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103Caused by a ?sensation?
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105Where a boy ?♂️ sticks his ?location?
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107Into a girl’s ?♀️ ?destination?
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109To increase the ?population?
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111Of the next➡️ ?generation?
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113Did you get my ☝️ ?explanation??
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115Or do you need ?? a
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117????Demonstration???? ?
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119The teacher?? fainted ?
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122Every man when a beautiful woman shows up in Looney Tunes
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125Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing!♨️ eyes pop out ??AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out ???WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF ??? tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr??? tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart ??Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ??⚒⛏milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets ????NOT WEIRD A RARE GIFT FROM GOD inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka ?ohhhh my gooooodd~???
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128A Story of a Wonderful Daddy and his Daughter
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131Daddy’s ? cummies, ? nice ? and yummy ?
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133Thick ??and gooey, feel like honey ?
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135That sweet ? milk, ? oh-so-tasty ?
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137Daddy, ? Daddy, ? please be hasty!?
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139My tongue ? swirls ? round ? and round ?
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141While Daddy ? gives my ass ? a great big pound ??
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143Over ? in the corner, wrapped ? in chains ⛓
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145Mommy ? huddled over, screaming ? in pain ?
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147“Shut up, bitch! ? Stay on the floor!”
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149Mommy ? sobbing ? louder, I ? call ? her a whore
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151She reaches behind her ? for her gun ?
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153While Daddy gropes ? and tickles ? my sweet ? buns ?
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155Puts the barrel ? between ?? her teeth ?
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157And Daddy’s ? semen ? begins to seep ☔️
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159Gunpowder, blood, ? brains ? and gore ?
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161Mommy’s ? lifeless ? corpse slumps ⬇️ to the floor ?
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163Cummies, ? cummies ? filling my throat
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165My pussy ? is completely ? soaked ?
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167But Daddy’s cock ? just gets bigger ??
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169Over near ? the drawers, he grabs the scissors ✂️
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171Cuts ? a hole ? in Mommy’s ? stomach
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173In her hand, ? a gin and tonic ?
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175He ? begins to unravel her strings of intestines ?
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177“Look ? closely, you’ll learn ?? a lesson”
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179Ties a noose, ? rigs it tight ?
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181“Sweetie, ? sweetie, ? no need to fight” ??
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183Puts her ? guts ? around ? my neck
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185“Looks like everything’s good ? and set” ?
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187Lets me fall down ⬇️ about ?? a yard
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189Face ? turning blue, choking ? hard ?
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191All the while, ? Daddy’s ? stroking his cock ?
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193And for a moment, ? our eyes ? lock ?
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195Tears ? of joy ? stream down my face ?
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197I’m going to ? a better ✨ place
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200Lusty for Allah
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203It was a Tuesday night. Hussain simply couldn’t sleep. All he wanted was to be fucked in the ass by Allah.
204Hussain begins to cry and suck his own dick.
205His fat ass just couldn’t bare not being able to, so he got his ribs removed. It’s not like he was going anywhere anytime soon.
206Then he remembered.
207He’s a Muslim.
208He ran as fast as he could. He ran past his mother, and his gust of wind sent her skyward, killing her instantly.
209He ran down the stairs, fell, screamed, shit his pants, got up, and kept running like fucking Forrest Tard.
210He reached his dad’s room.
211He looked his dad straight in the eyes and said, “It is time”.
212Little erect Muslim boy proceeded to fuck his dad so goddamn hard that he died of shock, then used his retard strength to eat his dad’s entire table.
213He removed the floorboards, dug through the dirt, and then he saw it.
214The wooden box, labeled “muslim dildos”
215He opened the box.
21630 dynamite sticks. As expected.
217He took the box, ran out of his dad’s room, up the stairs, fell over, screamed, pissed his pants this time, kept running past his mother’s body, mutilating to the point of unrecognizability. He finally reached the room.
218He laid down on the bed. He stuck his thick ass in the air.
219“It is time” whispered Hussain, to allah.
220Before he could blink, he felt the stick moving in and out of his asshole 50 times per second, destroying his organs one by one.
221The Muslim faggot closed his eyes. It hurt, but he was doing it for allah.
222First, his intestines were gone. Then his kidneys, then his lungs.
223The stick exploded, and little Hussain was blasted into approximately 32 pieces, about half a stack of rotten flesh in minecraft.
224Hussain was pulled into Muslim hell to be Allah’s sex slave for eternity. But Hussain did not mind. He did not mind at all. As long as he could have Allah’s huge veiny cock in his petite ass at all seconds of the day he was happy. He would let allah cum in him until it spilled out of his mouth.
225Hussain was finally fulfilled and satisfied.
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229How to become rich
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232Hey? ladies?♀️ ? Would ? you ? like ? to 2️⃣ get ? rich ??? by running ?♀️?♀️ your ? own business ??? from home ? with just ☝ your phone? ?? Well ?♀️ you can't. ? Get ? a ? real ? job ? you ? stupid ? cunt
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235An extensive list of OwOs and their uses
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238A collecion of OwOs and their uses:
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240OwO : Standard use, for noticing bulges
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242owo : When the bulge isn't as big
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244uwu : When you're not impressed by the bulge or there isn't one
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246ÒwÓ : Mischievous OwO, for when you're feeling devious
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248□w□ : The OwO for people who wear glasses
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250●w● : The OwO if you're wearing sunglasses
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252Owo : For feeling confused of the bulge
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254♡w♡ : The legendary OwO, used for bulges so large that you get heart eyes from it. Do not use this emote lightly, for the power of it is great
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257I sexually identify as the sun, here's why.
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260I sexually Identify as the sun. Ever since I was a child I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throughout the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded, but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 °C. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you can’t accept me you’re a fusion-phobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you all for being so understanding.
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263I sucked my cock in front of my assistant
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266I've always worked out, done yoga, I'm fit and slim, and have an above average sized dick. This combination has given me the unique talent of being able to suck my own dick. I've been doing this for many many years, all of my partners have always found this amusing and arousing. I know there are dangers, yada yada yada, but trust me, I've done it a lot and I know what I'm doing, lol.
267OKAY. So, the girl I am dating is very fond of this talent, and told her group of friends about it. One of whom is getting married soon. She was doing her bachelor party, and instead of hiring the beefcake stripper, her friends wanted to see me suck my own cock. I was a little put off by the idea at first, doing this for a group of strangers, but the idea was kind of hot, and it's all in good fun, so fuck it, right? I agree to the plan. I was a little nervous about meeting them first, making too much eye contact, etc, so we came up with the best plan to make this happen.
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269There are a few methods to doing this, the easiest and um, "deepest" of which is to put my legs over my head. This way, I would be looking up, and wouldn't really have to look at any of the girls. But the could see full view of my cock going into mouth. (I can draw a diagram if needed.)
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271So the day comes, I have a couple of shots of tequila to loosen up. By the time I arrive the girls are already pretty tipsy and rowdy, chanting things like "suck your dick!" from the other room. I prepare myself with the girl I'm dating, and she invites her friends in. They are hooting and hollaring as I'm laying on the ground with a very erect cock. The whole thing is actually pretty hot, and even though my heart is racing like mad, I'm really into this idea now.
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273I throw my legs over my head as I've done many time, and start to play along with the "show"... I circle my tongue around the tip, teasing myself. I put myself further and the head goes in my mouth and I hear the ghasps and woo's and girl noises coming from behind me. I'm trying to look back to see them, but I'm a bit focused on the cock in my mouth and really can't see past my head. I start getting more and more into it, and the girl I'm dating comes over and helps me push it deeper into my mouth by pushing my ass and legs down, as we've done before in our own private world. At this point I'm really into and sucking my cock like a champ. The girls really seem to be enjoying it.
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275After a some minutes go by (not sure how long), they start chanting "Cum in your mouth! Cum in your mouth!"... Now to be clear, I normally don't do this. I have before, lol, but it's not my thing. But I'm the entertainment, and I aim to please, so in my mind I'm thinking lets do this. I start sucking harder, tongue playing with the tip. The girl I'm dating is still pushing me a bit, her hand on my ass. The whole thing is so hot and I feel like I'm about to cum, and.....explode. It was a lot. I'm shaking and convulsing sucking my tip, they are clapping and cheering. The girl I'm dating let's go of my legs and I fall down, sweating, with a mouthful of cum. Her friends start to yell -- "kiss him!" "cum swap!" - I'm actually not sure what they were yelling but it was along those lines. So I stand up, in a daze, and kiss her, she takes the cum from my mouth, and I look finally at the girls all in joy, except one unbelievably shocked and mortified face - you know where this is going of course. My assistant.
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277She leaves the room, I race to the bathroom. The girl I'm dating comes in to ask me what is wrong and I tell her. She loses it laughing - "SO AND SO is your assistant?! AHAHAHAH". I'm not laughing. Assistant isn't laughing and actually leaves the party.
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279It's actually a bit of a scene, the girl I'm dating tells her friends, there is laughter, discussion, they are calling Assistant and she is not answering. The girl I'm dating assures me they are all like this, this is no big deal.
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281I've been working from home all week. I've talked to my assistant via Slack and we've said nothing. She is in the office. I can't work from home tomorrow. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TO DO. The girl I'm dating said that Assistant is mortified, and doesn't know what to do either. I really don't know what the fuck to do.
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284How I became addicted to gagging
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287So I was taking a crap in the juul room (if you didn’t know they have toilets in there) and after I was done I decided to take a hit, low and behold it goes down the wrong pipe, now I didn’t learn until later you weren’t supposed to swallow the entire jul stick and you where supposed to suck on it, but somebody really should have told me that because I started choking and fell to the floor grasping my neck, luckily for me somebody happened to walk into the juul room before I actually died, and they promptly helped me get the jul stick out of my throat. I thanked him and he asked me what was going on in my pants, I looked down, they where wet but not a loose kind of wet, they were sticky, I had just busted the biggest nut of my life. Now I can’t stop every time I masterbate and cry myself to sleep in my room I have to stick a finger or something down my throat to get off, and what’s worse I can’t fuck my cat anymore because she is hard enough to fuck with both hands, its impossible to fuck her with one hand so I can use the other to gag myself. Lately I find myself getting closer and closer to death as I have to dress up as batman and tie a belt around my neck very tightly to even pop a half chub, one of these days im going to die in my room dressed up as batman with a tightened belt around my neck, and its all because of juul
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290I fuck airplanes
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293I too fuck airplanes, I just couldn't resist the sexy curves of the fuselage. The way she purrs at me everytime I crank that engine. She pretends to accidentally spill engine oil all over her so I would lick it off of her hot steaming body. When we both juul together and exchange smokes through kissies mmmm so hot. I just came 10 times typing this out
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296I fucking hate ?
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298? is the worst emoji. It's horrendous and ugly. I hate it. The point of emojis is to show emotions, but what emotion does this show? Do you just wake up in the morning and think "wow, I really feel like a massive fucking stone today"? It's useless. I hate it. It just provokes a deep rooted anger within me whenever I see it. I want to drive on over to the fucking emoji headquarters and kill it. If this was the emoji movie I'd push it off a fucking cliff. People just comment ? as if it's funny. It's not. ? deserves to die. He deserves to have his smug little stone face smashed in with a hammer. Oh wow, it's a stone head, how fucking hilarious, I'll use it in every comment I post. NO. STOP IT. It deserves to burn in hell. Why is it so goddamn smug. You're a fucking stone, you have no life goals, you will never accomplish anything in life apart from pissing me off. When you die noone will mourn. I hope you die.
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301Forgive me father
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304Guys, I have this little problem. Before I was born, my mother tried to abort me, but I thought those scissors were so hot. I let the scissors fuck my unborn ass, and the doctors immediately stopped. They said to my mother "Your baby is a fucking whore, we need to take drastic measures for this abortion." So they brought out the weed whacker. They whacked my mom's belly right open, and I whacked my dick as I saw the light for the first time. I screamed "LICKY LICKY MY LIL DICKY" and the doctor threw me across the room. I laid there, on the cold floor, pleasuring myself to the dripping of my mother's womb blood and the doctor's footsteps slipping on it. His head cracked open and his blood mixed with my mom's, and I knew I needed to see more. I flopped my way over there, my rock hard 0.2 inch dick keeping me above the ground as I hopped on it like a pogo stick. I went over to the ever-growing pool of blood and let myself go. I bathed in it, let myself be immersed in the crimson red boo boo juice, licking it up and lovingly savoring the salty taste as I swished it around on my tongue. I was about to cum in the doctor's open, cracked skull when a young woman opened the door to the room. She took one look at me and vomited. Well the vomit landed all over me and I was in heaven. She had been eating pork chops and barbeque potato chips, and drinking Diet Pepsi. I caressed the intertwining flavors in my mouth, and enjoying the spicy stomach acid mixing delightfully in. Unfortunately she only vomited a steady stream of about 8 minutes, and it was over before I knew it. She picked me up and threw me headfirst into the trunk of her car. It was there that I underwent a massive change. I grew twenty years, eighty inches, and a second cock. The woman screamed when she saw me, but quickly became overcome by my extreme sexiness. I saw that she lived in a dumpster behind a Carl's Jr, and the trash was ripe for tasting. I quickly found a used condom and bit the end open with my teeth. I put it in my mouth and let her make out with me, as someone's week-old semen dripped into both our mouths. I got a rusty knife and cut holes in each of her ass cheeks, one for each of my throbbing cocks. I was about to go to town when I remembered I had never said goodbye to my mother. I poised myself on my twin dicks and ran on them back to the hospital. There were a few screams as the people saw my blood and vomit covered buff body come barging in running on penises, but I paid them no mind. I found my mother, still laying there on the table, a look of pleasure frozen on her face. I wanted to return home now, so I shoved my entire head into her pussy. It was pungent in there, like if you poured melted onions into a Wendy's fryer and took a jalapeno-filled shit in it; but I couldn't get enough. I licked the insides of her womb, excited beyond belief that this was the place I was formed. It tasted like slime from the sewer floor, which was better than I could have ever imagined. I knew I had found my purpose. I then proceeded to rip open the vaginas of every single woman I saw, licking and inhaling the musty, odorous beef curtains. But then the fun ended when I did it to one woman, because Donald Trump came and shoved his orange Trumpcock in my asshole. Teddy Roosevelt said to carry a big stick, and Trump carries a big dick. Seriously, his dick is nine feet long and seventeen inches wide, throbbing and veiny. It went inside me, or etrating every inch of my body, and within seconds he ejaculated sticky orange cum from out of my mouth. But my head was still inside the woman, so it immediately impregnated her. I was horrified to see a baby develop right before my eyes, it was kicking and hitting me as it grew on my face. Somehow I got out of there and now I have a little brother who's addicted to Fortnite. So my problem is, he keeps using my credit card to buy Vbucks. How do I get him to stop, everyone?
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307Vsauce in Loli Paradise
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310Hey, VSauce, Michael here. Now…what happens when we do the thing…with a child? Well, maybe that is not the best question…or is it?
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312There is such thing as consent. The definition of consent from the Merriam Webster is “to give assent or approval.” And rape only happens without the consent of the victim. So a child can consent and you are then legally safe…or are you? Unfortunately, it turns out that children cannot legally consent: after all, the majority argues that minors do not know what is going on, so therefore consent is not voluntary.
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314Now, I personally think that is bullshit. You cannot really assume that someone is forcing a child if that child does not show any signs of concern or fear. But then again, law is law. On matters like this, it is basically impossible to get around it. Or is it? It’s quite laughable that the majority thinks so. Haha, lol…icon (the word “lolicon” appears on the screen). queue music
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316In the recent years, an incredible invention was made: virtual reality games. ADULT virtual reality games. Not the ones where you can fuck adults, but where you can do it with lolis, “legal” or not. In Loli Paradise, you use a electronic fleshlight that comes with purchasing the game, and you can have big sex with any horny anime children. I’ve did it with shotas a few times, not gonna lie. And another thing. 『Kanna Kamui』is the SHIT.
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318unzips pants
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328turns on Loli Paradise
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330FAPS WITH THE FLESHLIGHT LIKE CRAZY
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332YOU CAN DO cums SO MANY cums AMAZING THINGS WITH cums THIS DRAGON LOLI. Whew. “Ravioli ravioli don’t lewd the dragon loli” my ass.
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334By the way, no way in hell this is illegal. There is a thick line between fantasy and reality. Just don’t act out your fantasies in real life, guys. It’s gonna get you in trouble heavy knocking
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336You have got to be fucking kidd-
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338EVEN HEAVIER KNOCKING
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340SIRENS
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342Fuck the police comin’ straight from the undergr-
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344DOOR GETS KNOCKED DOWN, SLAMS ON THE GROUND
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346Well, speaking of underground, good thing I’m in my basement. The FBI get unnecessarily triggered over lolis and shotas, so the best measure against the police is to have a basement with a sturdy door. A door sturdy enough that the FBI cannot break through. But more importantly, a door that is basically impossible to find. It is literally camouflaged with the floor above me. There is no way they can find me now. puts fleshlight back on The door is also soundproof, so no matter how intense my sex is, the FBI won’t hear me. virtually slaps Kanna’s ass 『マイケルサン、あなたはもっと準備ができていますか？』(translated: Michael-san, are you ready for more?”) Oh, fuck yes I am. I’m impressed how I’ve learned Japanese through so much hentai. I am a man of culture. Strokes fleshlight back and forth moans coming from the TV Oh by the way, you can only buy the video game and equipment online through a VPN. The link of the website is in the description. And as always, thanks for watching.
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348forgets to turn off camera
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350『ああ、マイケルさん、私が気絶するまで私を性交する！私はまだ私の熱の...私はあなたの永遠に、その大きな、暖かい、ハードコックが欲しい~！』(translated: “Oh yes, Michael-san, fuck me until I faint! I’m still in my heat… I want that big, warm, hard cock of yours forever~!”)
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352Oh fuck I’m gonna…gonna…HEY VSAUCE, MICHAEL HERE! OH FRICK F-FRA-ACK! MY PARENTS NEVER LOVED ME! I’LL FUCK YOUR FACE WHEN YOU GET YOUR TURN,『Saikawa Riko』! THEN BOTH OF YOU BISEXUAL LOLIS CAN GET DOWN ON MY-
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354loud banging on the door
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356Wait a sec-
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358crack starts to form on the door
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360“THIS IS THE FBI. DO NOT MOVE. WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED.”
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362Heh, not before I upload this to YouPedo!
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364video ends
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367I want to fuck California’s earthquake fault line
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370The dirt, the debris, the thought of the earth quivering under me as I slowly stick my dick into its gaping wide entrance. I keep looking at news stories and getting the firmest erections of my life seeing those beautiful cracks. She’s so open and so wanting. Each earthquake is like another whimper just begging for me to take her. The amount of cum I’ve lost just thinking about thrusting my rod into our beloved planet. Talk about getting my rocks off. Fuck I’m hard.
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373This is my friends appeal for his ban on Hypixel
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376Since the dawn of time, there have been a great many conflicts and personal issues stemming from human interaction and the will of man. These events have varied in sheer size and scale, from the lowliest of dispute between two landowners over who gets a plot of land, even though it was the Native American’s from the start, during the Wild West-era or the American Frontier, to the outright atrocity that was Kawhi and Paul George signing to the LA Clippers, offsetting the balance of the NBA terribly in favor of the Western Conference and rendering a supposed superteam Brooklyn Nets-led Eastern Conference in shambles. But none of these could possibly match the absolute monstrosity that is my ban from your highly esteemed site, MC.HYPIXEL.NET. This server has stimulated a great many a good time for yours truly, so to take away that ability, to take away MY only source of happiness, who could possibly think that? Who is the real enemy here? The one who is only trying to play the beloved Minecraft to their heart’s content, or the one who is outright displacing that ability to do so? At this point, the Golden State might as well just sign James Harden and Derrick Rose just for good measure, or even bring Brian Scalabrine out of retirement just for the hell of it. The audacity. The absolute audacity for the likes of you people at Hypixel, you so called-bearers of happiness, to do the exact opposite of that. In the words of the great Ewan McGregor, “You were the Chosen One! You were supposed to destroy the Sith, not join them. You were supposed to bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness… You were my brother, Anakin! I loved you.” How could you. How could you people just do this to me. You have left me heartbroken. You’ve left me in more pain then when my crush started dating someone else even though she didn’t even know I existed and was a whole mile out of my league. Marvins Room can’t mend the pain this time. You’ve really done it this time. There is only one thing to do now. I am going to commit suicide. I am going to kill myself, and it’s all you fault! All you monsters at Hypixel.net are responsible for the death of this innocent Minecraft user. Have you no shame? I can’t take it anymore! There is no more love in this God-forsaken world! I am going to end it and it’s all your fault, and there is nothing you can do to stop me! I can’t believe you’d really push someone that far! Do you really want that blood on your hands, that to sit on your conscious? I didn’t think so! So make the right choice here, you could bring someone to their knees, someone so innocent and so in need of salvation in the reality of hardship, or you could continue to provide and nourish for the youth, and change the world forever. Make the right choice. It’s really not that hard. Obama out. \*drops mic\*
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379Bruh Momentum
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382Today we will be learning about bruh momentum.
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384Now before understanding bruh momentum you must first understand what a bruh moment is. A bruh moment is a moment enlisting such a strong emotional reaction from a person that they can only react with “bruh”.
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386Now, how large or small that bruh is will determine the bruh mass. For example, Karen taking the kids will carry a much larger bruh mass than when your pizza rolls are not finished. This is represented with M.
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388How fast this situation hits you will determine its bruh velocity. This is represented with V.
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390Now if you put this together you can find the bruh momentum by multiplying the bruh mass by the bruh velocity. This is represented by P.
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392Try it: P=MV
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395In Defense Of C&BT
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398Why do people enjoy cock and ball torture? The act of intentionally or accidentally bringing pain upon the male genitals is typically a thought that people wince at with great force. However, there is a reason why this is an enjoyable experience. One rooted in the most important of sciences. Physics. Take, for example, a bottle of Tobasco Sauce. If one where to move the bottle up and down in a motion reminiscent to the one used during male self-stimulation it typically results in a moderate amount of sauce exiting the bottle. If struck hard on the bottom, however, a large amount will spurt out. Should this be done with the name genitals, turning them upside down and then striking the bottom of the scrotum with moderate to immense force, this will result in a large amount of seed to be ejected from the penis due to the energy being transferred from the palm of the hand to genitals. Therefore, because of physics and the transfer of energy from palm to the genitals, cock and ball torture is a scientifically pleasurable experience.
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401Why can't I jack off in movie theaters?
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404Ok, this is ABSOLUTE fucking bullshit. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that bitch to shut the fuck up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your cock, not an hour after you fucking nutted. This is a fucking OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my cock and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, assholes.
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407Vsauce on why we should hunt down furries
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410Hey Vsauce, Michael here. Long pause.
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412In the early days of man, wolves were the primary predators of deer. As humans became more numerous and killed off the wolves, the deer population was left unchecked, leaving the deer to multiply and wreak havoc on the ecosystem.
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414People then had to become the top predator, keeping the deer from spreading and keeping them healthy as a species as well. Hunting became a respected pastime with a whole community growing to enjoy being the caretakers of these deer.
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416Now, I had a thought, and idea. The furry population, (you know, the ones who dress up as animals) has become more numerous and toxic in recent years. Likening them to the unchecked deer population, I began my own experiment.
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418I got my hunting rifle and began to hunt furries. This was for the benefit of all people, including the furries themselves, as diseases will no longer run rampant among them if enough are culled.
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420Apparently, this was surprisingly frowned upon by the general public officials, and I was subsequently arrested. Why is it that doing such a service to the society as a whole was thought of as 'bad'?
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422While I serve my time, I would like to call you all to action, and continue being the hunters of furries, who currently have no natural predators. They need help, and so does the environment.
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424That's all for now. Vsauce out.
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427Vsauce explains why dicks are hard
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430Hey, vsauce, Micheal here!
431Why is my peepee hard? Or is it?
432Well, ya see, we need to start with the peepee itself. The hardening of the peepee is called an erection.
433Erection.
434The term itself shares a similarity with our own predecessors, Homo Erectus. That's Latin for Gay Straight. So, naturally, we can start to fill in the picture. Our predecessors, Gay Straights, also had hard peepees.
435Which brings us back to modern day erections. You see, an erection is a signal to tell you that you are gay, a leftover device from the era of Gay Straights.
436But what is "gay"?
437To quote Nelson Mandela, "To be gay is not to love others. It is to love yourself and to stay true in the face of many hardships and hard dicks." In Layman's terms, Nelson Mandela is trying to tell us to go fuck ourselves. This is vital to know because it puts into perspective the absolute size of gayness itself, divided into unique homogenous subgroups. Such a diverse range is exactly why the flag of LGBTQBBQ communities is a rainbow.
438But, you ask, how does this tie in to what gay Is? I'm getting there. Gay is a slang term for homosexual, which is to have sexual interest in someone of the same gender as yourself. To see more on the topic of gender, click the annotation on my face now for a playlist of videos specifically on the subject.
439So, to answer your question, your peepee is hard because you're gay.
440Hopefully today's little snippet was a good brain train for you. If you'd like to find other fun ways to test your mind mettle, click the annotation up here to go see some of my huge DONGs. And, as always, thanks for watching.
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443Why I am an anal vore fanatic.
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446I am an anal vore fanatic. Here is why.
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448It all began when I was the age of 8. I was stranded in the jungles of Vietnam, on my own. This was around 1980. I was born to an American soldier, named John Marks. My mother had been executed for speaking out against the Vietnamese regime. I had escaped the prison, and ferried myself across the Bay of Bengal, and found myself in Vellanki, India. A small farming village. My goal was to finally find my father, and emigrate to the United States. Sadly, I would have to travel quite the distance to make it there. And again, I was only 8.
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450I had been adopted by a local family, the Sudetanas. The Sudetanas accepted me as their flesh and blood, and taught me the three languages I would need most to adventure through India. They taught me Hindi, for communication in Southern India, Arabic, to communicate well in Arabia, and finally, English. A close relative to John existed in India, known as Sarah Tunaratqa. Sarah was born of a British officer in India, then known as the British Raj. She was married to an Indian civilian, known as Hundara Tunaratqa. She was a second cousin of my father. Sadly, she had recently left India to live with her father in Jedburgh. She had left not but 13 hours prior to my arrival. Years past as I aged with the Sudetana clan. Little development was made on the case of my father, however I found a girl in Vellanki. I married her when I turned 17, where the entire village was waiting for me. Guartadi is still my wife to this day.
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452When I turned 18, my family and I knew that it was time for me to leave. My skin had been tanned by the Indian sun, and I had begun to look like I was from the Southern Indian regions. The family, on my 18th birthday, had given me airfare for an air trip to Jedburgh. The trip was one way, yet had two tickets. I had proposed the departure to my wife, and she had accepted the proposal. I said one, final, tearful goodbye to the Sudetana family. I had known that, since they were in one of the poorer regions of India, that I would more than likely never see them again.
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454I had hopped onto the plane to Jedburgh in Delhi International Airport. My aunt, Sarah, also spoke Hindi and English, so communication was not an issue. While on the plane, I had seen a face I had recognized to well. It was my Vietnamese schoolyard bully! Tu Dongchuni! Tu had relentlessly bullied me due to my racial heritage, knowing that I wasn't a full blown Asian. He had a Colt in his back pocket, I noticed. I had decided that, since this was a different country, and there was no crime being committed, I wouldn't bring up the issue, this being 1990 and all. However, things changed. When the plane reached an altitude of 30000 feet, Tu stood up, and entered the pilots chamber. 3 gunshots could be heard. I had rushed in, most other passengers being unable to hear the gunshot noises due to their inferior intellect. I entered the cabin, to see a dead Tu and two dead pilots. I read the note, and it's as follows. I'll never forget his words that day.
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456(IN VIETNAMESE)
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458\*"you biracial motherfucker ass. you can't fly a plane dumbass, now you'll pay for being a white ass."\*
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460Was he talking about me? That didn't matter at the moment, all I knew is I had to land this plane. I looked at the in flight map. I saw that we were just over London. I looked out from the window and saw that there was a landing strip to London International Airport. I successfully landed the plane with ease.
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462I had gotten on the train to Jedburgh, when all of a sudden, this really colorful anthro-dragon comes up to me. I see the clapping of his asscheeks as he walked up the alley of the train. He said,
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464"you ever try anal?"
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466Me, having a wife, obviously said no. The dragon, his neon green scales glistening in the light coming through the windows of the train, said,
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468"why don't you go catch it?"
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470Suddenly, 3 other humanoid dragons, and one humanoid cat spring out from each cabin of the train. The other patrons of the train leave, and I see that my stop isn't for another 30 kilometers. Me, baffled and in shock from the horrible use of said joke, cannot move. The 5, what I would know to be "furries," were trapping me in my seat. My wife, sadly, had left the train for the caboose, to see the view of the passing countryside. The conductor pulled the train whistle, and the train began to roll again. The furries moved in, the cat one, began to speak.
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472He began chanting in a language long dead. The other 4 dragons curled around him. He morphed into one mega beast, and swallowed me whole. I... can barely recount the encounter. It was horrifying. Yet, weirdly sexual?
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474The furries had disappeared after the incident. Suddenly, I had realized that, my skin was turning neon blue. Oh God, oh lord, I was turning into a furry?
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476As I turned blue, I began to crave anal vories. I wanted to be anally vowored. OwO became a norm in my vernacular. I couldn't, and can't hand what I have becowome. Please, send help. Let my stowory stand as a warning to you clean sowouls out there. Don't let 4 dragons and a dummy thick cat sit on yowou.
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478Sadly, I am an anal vore fanatic.
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481Vaporean is the most fuckable pokemon
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484Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they’re large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. Their can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.
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486Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come back for more
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489Japanese private parts
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492 Man, it's a real challenge. We should have the utmost respect for those people and what they deal with. First time I tried to go down on my Japanese girlfriend, I couldn't find anything in all that pixelation. I tried and tried, but either I came away with a mouthful of pubes, or a tongue a few shades too brown. We decided, right, let's take it back to basics, this'll work—went in for the insertion, but she squealed in a pained rage as I hit the tighter cave trying to navigate through that pixel maze. And to my horror, it's contagious! I haven't seen my dick unpixelated in nearly five years now. Respect the Japanese—it's a marvel that they've come this far with this terrible affliction.
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4951 star Amazon review on Haribo Gummy Bears
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498 This is a cautionary tale and - unlike most of the other reviews on this product - this is a true story and its authenticity can be qualified by a small news item that appeared in the Toronto Star's local news section during the month of April in 2013, much to my chagrin.
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500I would consider myself a prudent man. Not given to bouts of outspokenness or craving attention, and certainly not one to rock the boat. On any given day I can be found reading a crime novel on a park bench in the middle of the city, soaking in the opulence of nature while nibbling on my tuna fish sandwiches and fending off the voracious gulls and squirrels that threaten to spoil my repose. This is me. Law-abiding and introspective. Which is why it came as a shock to me to find myself incarcerated because of the Devil's Confectionery, Satan's Sweetmeat, Lucifer's Lozenges - the horror that is known as 'Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears".
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502I'll set the scene: It was late winter / early spring in Toronto and the city had just been digging itself out from a late season snow-storm. I was heading to Pearson International Airport for a redeye flight to Amsterdam in order to give the Dutch arm of our company some training on the new software that had been installed (I'm deliberately being vague to prevent my place of work from being linked in any way to the incident that occurred). I had just finished packing, checked the time and found I was running late, my flight was at 7:10 PM and it was now almost 5:00 PM. Cursing softly, I ran out to the car and threw my bags in the trunk, hitting the gas a little harder than usual in my haste to make it to the Long Term Parking Lot as soon as possible. Luckily traffic was light on the 401 and I made it to the airport in record time, but knew that my chances of making the flight were still at risk if I didn't use my time wisely.
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504I hadn't eaten since lunch, and I was feeling a bit hungry, my stomach rumbling loudly in protestation, which caused me to look around at the other travellers rushing past me in the busy terminal, mortified that my bodily noises might be heard by others. I briskly checked my watch and decided that I had enough time to grab a quick snack before going through the baggage check and security, and would get something more substantial once I was checked through security. I spotted a vending machine nestled in a relatively low-traffic corner of the terminal and rushed over, already pulling out my credit-card and mentally assessing what I had a craving for so as to save time interacting with the machine. My eyes scanned the colourful array of confection quickly, coming to rest on a tantalizing, rainbow-coloured bag of gummy bears with the simple white and red logo "Haribo" emblazoned across the bag in what appeared to be a slightly tweaked Helvetica Rounded font.
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506Now I'd to pause here in the story for a moment to underscore the importance of making proper choices. I was hungry. When you're hungry, you should eat FOOD. FOOD is defined as "a nutritious substance that people consume to maintain life", this is what food is. These days, the definition of the word 'food' has been bastardized and the meaning has been broadened to include veritably any material that can be digested, or rather, chewed and swallowed without causing death or severe illness. "Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears" are NOT food. They aren't even from this planet. I imagine their origins being conceived in a boardroom in hell by a top team of Creative Pain Administers, with senior level Demons rubbing their hands together in ghoulish delight as Hell's Chief Chemist slowly lifts the veil on their new creation.
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508The point here being, I made a very, very, very poor choice. I pushed the button and the vending machine ejected the brightly coloured bag into my awaiting hands. I had always liked gummy bears - they were bright but rather innocuous, they weren't overly sweet so as to become cloying and - of course - each candy came in the visage of a rather happy, docile bear reminiscent of the picture one's mind's eye holds of all anthropomorphic bears from Yogi to Winnie.
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510The way I figured it, I was taking a bit of a holiday from life, so I could relax my fastidiously regimented daily schedule a little to allow for some frivolity. After all, I was going to be in Amsterdam come morning with 16 hours to kill before I had to be training the Dutch employees, maybe I would take a trip down to one of the Coffee Shops in the Red-Light District and really let my hair down! No, I wouldn't do that. I would see that area of the city from the bus as I went to the hotel where I would eat at the hotel restaurant and drink sparkling water. So I'd better enjoy the gummy bears, my one extravagance to commemorate my break from routine.
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512I joined the queue in the KLM line, which was mercifully short, most likely because all of the passengers for my flight had already been checked through as the flight was scheduled to depart in an hour. I checked my watch again, frowned, and absent-mindedly opened the bag of "Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears" and began to munch on them as the line slowly advanced. To be fair, they tasted fine - just like every other manufacturer's brand of the colourful candy, and they were sugar-free to boot. This is what made the whole incident that followed so baffling - if they had tasted 'off' or 'different' I most likely wouldn't have continued to shovel them into my mouth absent-mindedly while daydreaming about what I would order to eat from room-service in my hotel in Amsterdam.
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514As I gave the attendant my e-ticket and she weighed my bags, the first of the pains began in my stomach. I thought nothing of it at first, chalking it up to the fact that I needed something more substantial than gummy worms to tackle my hunger, but over the course of the next five-minutes the shooting pain began to come in more rapid succession. At this point, I had my boarding pass printed and rubbing my stomach a little, I proceeded to security. I briefly entertained the thought of trying to find a restroom before going through security, but at that point my discomfort was manageable and I didn't think it was get any worse, certainly not within the amount of time it would take to clear security.
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516I joined the line and started fishing for my passport to present to the agent checking tickets, I felt a thin sheen of sweat break out on my forehead and underarms, and my features flushed for a moment as a wave of heat washed over me. I didn't pay it much heed as going through security always caused me great anxiety and I chalked it up to pre-flight jitters. It was only as I stood face to face with the agent and handed her my passport and ticket that I had a glimpse of the agony that was about to begin. It felt like time rippled for a moment, as if my consciousness buckled so intense was the pain that fired through my bowels. I grimaced spastically and emitted a low moan, and felt myself take an involuntary step sideways. Stars shot though my head briefly and my vision blurred and then snapped back into focus. The agent was staring at me with slight consternation and asked me if I was alright. I pulled myself together, stood up straight and declared that I was fine, mortified that I had had a lapse of decorum not only in public but at the security clearance in an airport!
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518As I fumbled off my belt to go through the metal detector, the pain in my stomach increased and I practically had to sit on the floor to take my shoes off, terrified of what would happen if I bent at the middle to do it. It was becoming increasingly more evident to me that this wasn't just a stomach ache. No, this was something much worse. As a child I had had a bout of diarrhea after a trip to Mexico with my family, I remember the feeling of nausea that swept through me before my child self had surrendered to the gas pains and parked myself on the toilet for an hour, s\*\*\*ting until I felt like I didn't have any bones left. And that was how I was feeling now, with several key differences - the pain was worse, the sense of an impending bowel movement was so formidable it gave me temporary amnesia, and it took all of my will-power, all of it, to clench my butt cheeks together to prevent my sphincter from exploding.
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520A sudden shock of pain racked my body, and I half wondered if I was going to give birth to a Tasmanian Devil. The crazy, fever-induced image of said cartoon animal chasing Bugs Bunny through the splashy, volcanic s\*\*\*-kettle that was my stomach, caused me to illicit a short, maniacal bark of laughter as I approached the Metal detector, a wild, distant look in my eyes, sweat now beginning to poor off of my like a long-distance runner in Kenya. The security agent on the other side of the detector shot a quick glance over to her co-worker who narrowed his eyes and made a subtle movement towards his holster. My breathing became uneven as I entered the metal detector and I realized with alarm that I had taken off my socks without even registering it, and one of my shirt tails was untucked at the front. I held my breath, my eyes bulging dangerously from my head as the machine scanned me. As I shakily moved forward towards the agent for a pat down, my stomach began to illicit sounds that can only be described as otherworldly. It started off a sort-off bubbling sound heard from afar and grew in pitch and intensity at an alarming rate. My jaw dropped in shock as what I can only describe as the sound of an agonized wailing alley-cat in heat with a persistent Doppler effect added to it's voice emitted from some nether-region of my intestines. The officer's eyes widened in alarm, and she kept her eyes glued to my stomach as she thoroughly patted me down. As she reached my shins, I felt my innards suddenly expand, and plummet towards my rectum. With cat-like reflexes I squeezed my sphincter shut with what seemed like nano-seconds to spare, and I knew, I KNEW that if I didn't get the bathroom immediately I would s\*\*\* myself.
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522With a Herculean effort and all of the strength that I could muster, I forced my buttcheeks together knowing that one false move would open the floodgates. I began to walk like a duck, trying to remain as inconspicuous as possible, not even caring now what other people were seeing in front of them - a disheveled, barefoot 40-year-old business man, red-faced and bulgy-eyed, sweating profusely, shaking slightly and walking without bending his knees. With single-minded intensity I grabbed my carry-on, shoes and socks from out of the plastic tub that had passed the x-ray inspection, and without putting anything back on, I turned on my heels with the intention of finding the nearest restroom and slowly dying there one squirt at a time.
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524But that's not what happened.
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526I turned to go and found myself staring at three armed agents who stopped me and asked if I would follow them. "Why, what's the matter?" I stammered, wincing slightly as the act of speech seemed to strain the tenuous and extremely fragile truce I had negotiated between my bowels and the tempest that raged within. "I have to go the bathroom, RIGHT NOW" I pleaded. "Just follow us please", they said, leaving no room for argument. The other travellers clearing the security check stared with curiosity and revulsion at the spectacle unfolding before them, whispering amongst themselves and hurrying to pack up their belongings and get as far away from me as possible, no doubt assuming that the airport had nabbed some sort of domestic terrorist. If I hadn't been feverishly trying to hold back the eruption of Mount Vesuvius, I likely would have died of shame.
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528With each step I took towards the room that they ushered me into, I felt that my legs would give way. I marvelled at how strong the human will could be. Marvelled at what was essentially patching a hole in the Hoover Dam with bubblegum could actually be sustained indefinitely. Maybe I would make it through this ordeal after all. The room they brought me into was an examination room. I had pretty much stopped registering details of my environment as my consciousness closed off all but the absolutely necessary functions - breathing, ability to walk - but I snapped back to reality when I heard the snap of rubber. The slow dawning of realization poked through my agony and stoic resolve as I turned to face an agent dawning rubber gloves.
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530"Sir, we are going to perform a cavity search on you", a young fresh-faced agent stated in a firm but emotionless voice. His short-cropped, blond hair was immaculate and for a crazy moment I wondered if he was an actor and this was all some sort of elaborate practical joke done to amuse bored kids watching Youtube. He must have taken my tortured silence for resistance because he looked at me sharply and said "Lower your pants and underwear please, and face the desk". Panic started to grip me in it's icy grasp and the sudden adrenaline threatened to destroy my sphincters bulwarks and rend my anus in two. I inhaled sharply and with a pained gasp I doubled up my efforts to clench my cheeks together. "Sir, please", I begged deferring to this kid in an act of desperation, "I have to go to the bathroom. You can follow me into the stall if you need to but I had some bad "Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears" and now I feel like'", but they had stopped listening and smirked at each other, two of the other agents - a tall, dark-haired female and a shorter, balding fat man - looked away from me and I could see them shaking a little as they stifled their laughs. "Sir, face the wall, put your hands on the desk and spread your cheeks" the young agent stated, a lop-sided grin on his face. "But'", I began to protest, and then a fresh shock of pain forced me to stop and lean on the table for support as an ungodly howling rose from my stomach, something between the dying moans of a Wholly Mammoth, and the sound of bubble-wrap popping underwater. I exhaled shakily and my focus began to narrow, as I rallied for the final battle. Shaking uncontrollably and sweat literally raining down onto the tabletop in from of me, I turned to face the wall and heard a meek childlike voice, pleading from somewhere in the room. "Please", it said, and then again, "Please". From somewhere within me my mind recognized that this sound had issued from me, although my consciousness had now begun to separate from my body and I held my breath and prayed to God for strength.
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532"He probably has some heroin or something up there that opened up", the female guard said as a part of me that hadn't escaped into the ether yet acknowledged that she was behind me to my left, "probably high as a kite, LOOK at him", she said. The shorter guard agreed with a snort, off to my right.
533
534"Spread your cheeks" the young agent said, his voice directly behind me and lower than the other two, "and bend over".
535
536"Pleasegodpleasegodpleasegodpleasegod", I whispered in a desperate, maniacal mantra, not even aware of my surroundings anymore. I felt like I was lost in an opium fog with half-snatched images and sounds filtering through to create a nonsensical version of reality. Another volley of pain tore through me and I involuntarily leaned forward over the desk, my focus completely narrowed now to a spot on the wall two feet in front of me, a curious imperfection in the what seemed to be white-washed stone wall. It was a dark blotch about five millimetres long and shaped like a smiling bear, a yellow dancing bear. No, a green bear. No, red. It was all the colours of the rainbow. My god, it was beautiful.
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538It just took something as simple as a slight breeze to trigger Armegeddon. That's all. No trumpets, no fanfare, no fire raining from the heavens, no dogs and cats living together in harmony, no finger on the button, no prophet to predict it, no nothing. As I stared at the rainbow bear smiling and dancing in front of me, my mouth agape, drooling, eyes glazed and blood-shot, face coated with a sheen of sweat, I heard the softest sound, an exhalation from the young agent behind me, and then at the same instant the warm air of his breath feather across my butt cheeks. For just a moment, maybe less, maybe a split second, even a nanosecond, I felt the presence of God there with me in that room as neurons began to misfire at a blinding rate, nerve ending bristled and muscles twitched reflexively. I stood on the brink with one foot hovering over the edge, and then without taking a step, I found myself plummeting.
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540With a sound like an extra large plastic ketchup bottle being run over by a Mac truck, my sphincter released. The pressure of the blast pushed me hard into the desk and the legs of the desk screeched as they scraped across the floor. My body remained rigid for a moment and I experienced a relief that can only be described as orgasmic in it's purity. My eyes rolled back in my head and my tongue lolled out of my head like a half-retarded dog and I emitted a low, sustained groan that grew in pitch as the filthy torrent pushed its way out of my body. Tremors wracked my body and I must have looked like a fish out of water with an endless stream of s\*\*\* firing out of its ass. Other sounds and sensations started to filter in now as my consciousness began to materialize once more. The muffled scream of a dungeon filled with prisoners near death radiated from my stomach, the rushing sound of litres of liquid trying to escape through an aperture too small to accommodate it all at the same time, the omnipresent sound of chunky liquid spattering against a hard surface with great force, the high-pitched screaming of a woman's voice calling out to God, another voice sobbing uncontrollably imploring to "make it stop!!!" and my own ecstatic, monotone wail.
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542When my ordeal had eventually run its course, I was left panting for breath and wobbly legged, half-crying, half-laughing with relief, barely lucid and feeling as if I had birthed an elephant. My colon felt like someone had poured chile sauce all over it and then sent in a colony of fire ants to eat it. Through my sobs I heard the sound of dripping, like when the sprinklers are eventually turned off after an office fire, or after a thunderstorm when the willow that overhangs a pond continues to rain down long after the sky has stopped. From behind me, the sobbing continued and I heard someone trying to speak into a walkie-talkie but nonsensical words were all that the man could speak, which sounded like the ravings of a lunatic.
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544With great relief, I slowly pulled myself off the table, legs trembling, my stomach eliciting one last sound, a loud prolonged gas bubbling that eerily resembled a pig orgasm. I slowly turned my head to survey the devastation and in that instant, if I had had a pencil or some other sharp object, I probably would have gouged my eyes out in revulsion. And the smell. The smell was enough to drive a man insane. It was the stench of rotting potatoes mixed with sulphur and ammonia, cooked in a broth of chicken feces and left to age for two weeks in a yeasty stew at the bottom of a French outhouse. After half a whiff of this ghoulish brine, I immediately stopped breathing through my nose but the taste was to remain in the back of my throat for months to come.
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546The young agent had taken the brunt of the foul witch's brew, and at first I couldn't process what I was seeing. I thought somehow the young blond kid had been spirited away and replaced by a brown Golem, or a ATV rider that had spent the better part of a day driving through every mud puddle he could find after a torrential downpour. With some degree of compartmentalization I came to understand that for some unfathomable reason this kid hadn't moved - or hadn't been able to move - through the entire fecal deluge. He had weathered the entire assault head-on like some sort of hero from Greek Mythology. I had given this poor schmuck a one-man s\*\*\* bukkake that would make a Brazillian pornographer retch with disgust, and he was still in the same position he must have been from the moment of first impact. I tried to comprehend how he must be feeling, what he must be going through psychologically, but it became evident very quickly that he had become very broken. No doubt forced so deeply within himself once the firehose has been turned on that there was little to no hope of him ever coming back from it, certainly not without extensive psychotherapy or a lobotomy. I looked beyond his quivering, catatonic crouched form to see a perfect outline of him cutout on the white wall behind him, either side filled in with a dripping, opaque layer of alternately pulpy and runny fecal stew. I noticed two quivering masses at either extremes of the room and realized they were humanoid in form, although the caterwauling that was coming from these broken creatures was just blubbering gibberish. And this was the tableau that was burnt into my mind's eye for eternity.
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548Needless to say, I missed my flight.
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550In fact the next week is a blur. I have vague recollections of an army of Hazmat clad figures looming through the brown landscape of the soiled room, the slopping sounds of rubber boats squelching in puddles of fetid detritus, uncontrollable wailing and animal-like sounds issuing from the mouths of creatures that had been traumatized beyond their capacity for being put back together, the complete loss of sensation from my waist down as I was rolled through the room on a waterproof gurney, it's wheels struggling to surf on top of the s\*\*\*-soaked floor. I spent a week or so in the hospital enclosed in a well ventilated, sealed room, with suited doctor coming in on the hour to monitor my vital signs as they tried to rehydrate my body. I had apparently expelled every available drop of water from my body that was possible to sustain life without for a short period of time. All of my clothes were incinerated in the hospital's crematorium, and the soiled bag of "Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears" was never recovered.
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552This is my story. It is inconceivable to think that this kind of product can be sold legally and be misrepresented as 'food'. I was lucky, I survived. But as for the families of the survivors, and the survivors themselves, they will forever live with the trauma of the events that took place at Pearson International Airport on that snowy day in April 2013.
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558uguuuuuuuuuuuuu im a spidew ? 88w88. hee hee i wuv buiwding webs ?️?️ \^\_\^ they awe so coow ?. howevew, nyow that it is wintew ?️ ❄️ ☃️ outside i can't weawwy ? do that so.... \*\*wooks up at you, onwy to gwance down\*\* ? couwd you,, pwease wet me into youw wawm ♨️ house? ? i wont be a nyuisance i pwomise hee hee ? ? ?
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561Edgar Allan Hoe: the full poem
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563
564Once upon a midnight dreary,
565while I pondered, weak and weary,
566Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten vore—
567While I nodded, nearly napping,
568suddenly there came a tapping,
569As of ass cheeks gently clapping, clapping at my chamber door.
570“’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “clapping at my chamber door—
571Dummy thicc and nothing more.”
572Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the no nut November;
573And each separate clapping motion shook with sound my chamber floor.
574Eagerly I wished the morrow;—vainly I had sought to borrow
575From my hentai tales of sorrow—sorrow for the lost Lenore—
576For the rare and radiant waifu whom the lolis name Lenore—
577Nameless here for evermore.
578And the silken, sad, uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
579Thrilled me—filled me with fantastic visions never felt before;
580So that now, to still the rising of my cock, I stood repeating
581“’Tis some visitor, cheek-clapping at my chamber door—
582Some late visitor cheek-clapping at my chamber door;—
583This it is and nothing more.”
584Presently my cock throbbed stronger; hesitating then no longer,
585“Sir,” said I, “or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
586But the fact is I was fapping, and so gently you came clapping,
587And so faintly you came clapping, clapping at my chamber door,
588That I scarce was sure I heard you”—here I opened wide the door;—
589Darkness there and nothing more.
590Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
591Doubting, dreaming dreams no neckbeard ever dared to dream before;
592But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token,
593And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, “Lenore?”
594This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, “Lenore!”—
595Merely this and nothing more.
596Back into the chamber turning, all the semen in me burning,
597Soon again I heard a clapping somewhat louder than before.
598“Surely,” said I, “surely that is some ass at my window lattice;
599Let me see, then, what thereat is, and this booty hole explore—
600Let my heart be still a moment and this peachy ass explore;—
601’Tis some waifu, and nothing more!”
602Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
603In there stepped a stately Loli of the saintly days of yore;
604Not the least obeisance made she; not a minute stopped or stayed she;
605 But, with mien of lord or lady, spread above my chamber door—
606Spread so wide her ass cheeks just above my chamber door—
607Spread, and sat, and nothing more.
608Then this ebony loli beguiling my sad wanking into smiling,
609By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance she wore,
610“Though thy hole be shorn and shaven, thou,” I said, “art sure no craven,
611Ghastly grim and ancient Loli wandering from the Nightly shore—
612Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night’s Plutonian shore!”
613Quoth the Loli “Neverhoe.”
614Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,
615Though her answer little meaning—little relevancy bore;
616For we cannot help agreeing to no living neckbeard being
617Ever yet was blessed with seeing waifus above his chamber door—
618Loli or beast with some fat ass spread above his chamber door,
619With such name as “Neverhoe.”
620But the Loli, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only
621That one word, as if her soul in that one word she did outpour.
622Nothing farther then she uttered—not a sideboob then she fluttered—
623Till I scarcely more than muttered “Other friends have flown before—
624On the morrow she will leave me, as my Hopes have flown before.”
625Then she just said “Never, hoe.”
626Startled at the edging broken by reply so aptly spoken,
627“Damn it,” said I, “what she uttered made me cum,
628This single word that sprung my unmerciful Disaster
629Followed fast and followed faster till I bust onto her bum—
630Till the sound of her soft voice an erotic burden bore
631Of ‘Never—neverhoe’.”
632But the Loli still beguiling all my edging into cumming,
633Straight I wheeled a cushioned Kleenex in front of her, and bust upon the floor;
634Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking
635Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous thot of yore—
636What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous thot of yore
637Meant in moaning “Neverhoe.”
638This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing
639To the fowl whose lustful eyes now burned into my dickhole’s core;
640This and more I sat divining, with my cock at ease reclining
641On the Kleenex velvet lining with the semen shining o’er,
642But whose velvet-violet lining with the semen shining o’er,
643She shall stroke, ah, neverhoe!
644Then, methought, the cheeks grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer
645Swung by Seraphim whose ass-claps tinkled on the tufted floor.
646“Thot,” I cried, “thy God hath lent thee—by these angels he hath sent thee
647Respite—respite and nepenthe from thy memories of Lenore;
648Queef, oh queef this kind nepenthe and poppeth pussy, just some more!”
649Quoth the Loli, “Neverhoe.”
650“Poppeth!” said I, “thing of evil!—poppeth still, if waifu or devil!—
651 Whether Tumblr sent, or whether 4chan tossed thee here ashore,
652Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted—
653On this home by Hormones haunted—tell me truly, I implore—
654Is there—is there cum in my pants?—tell me—tell me, I implore!”
655Quoth the Loli, “Neverhoe.”
656“You thot!” said I, “thing of evil!—waifu still, if loli or devil!
657By my niceness that bends above us—by that God we both adore—
658Tell this soul with niceness laden if, within the distant Aidenn,
659It shall clap a sainted ass-cheek of whom the angels name Lenore—
660Clap a rare and radiant OC whom the angels name Lenore.”
661Quoth the Raven “Neverhoe.”
662“Be that word our sign of parting, hoe or fiend!” I shrieked, upstarting—
663“Get thee back into the tempest and the Night’s Plutonian shore!
664Leave no cummies as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
665Leave my loneliness unbroken!—quit your spread above my door!
666Take thy ass from out my heart, and take thy tits from off my door!”
667Quoth the Raven “Never, hoe.”
668And the Loli, never quitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
669On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
670And her eyes have all the seeming of a semen demon that is dreaming,
671And the laptop from which she's streaming throws her shadow on the floor;
672And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
673Shall be lifted—never, hoe!
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676What I found in Area 51
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679Okay so basically it was like any other day. I woke up and got dressed in my favorite hoodie with the gray hoodie strings, and my favorite jeans which were a little faded, and I ate breakfast which was lemon flavored cereal in lemon juice. I was supposed to attend classes today, but I remembered the Area 51 raid was going to happen in a few hours and missing 1 day of class can't be the end of the world, can it? I was so excited for the area 51 raid, I prepared by grabbing all the necessities, a mask, an extra can of gas for my car, and of course a box full of Fleshlights in case I got bored. I started on the long drive, but when I pulled up to the place, nobody else was there.
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681I realized I was probably tricked, and the area 51 raid was actually a meme and not actually going to happen. I wasn't a pussy though, I was going to do this all by myself. I put on my mask and grabbed a Fleshlight and started walking to the massive complex in front of me. Now, the walls were seemingly bulletproof and there did not seem like there would be a way in that the guards couldn’t see me unless I went in through a wall somehow. I did what any man would do, I pulled out my Fleshlight and went to town. I was enjoying this so much. I felt my heart rate increase, and my breathing became more and more rapid. At the last second I pulled out my massive 3 inch cock and came all over the wall in sweet ecstasy. I guess my cum was really acidic from all the lemon juice I drank at breakfast and it melted right through the wall no problem.
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683Now I entered the building being extra careful and cautious (You know, because of post-nut clarity and all helping me make the right decisions). The room I entered was completely dark except for 2 glowing green eyes at the end of the room. I stepped closer to those eyes and I heard a little squeak come from that direction. I was almost able to touch those eyes when the lights came on and I could see that in front of me was a 3 foot tall alien. In cartoons or in TV, aliens are always drawn with big heads and big eyes, but I can tell you firsthand that they also have massive cocks. I stared at the 3 foot tall alien and his 2 foot long cock and I instantly was horny again. I whipped out my 3 incher and I saw the aliens cock grow from 2 feet to 5 feet and I knew he was turned on. I plunged my 3 incher into his asshole and I got working. It was the best thing I had ever felt, it was so tight due to his small size that within seconds I was already finished. But I knew that I had a duty to do for this little alien and I kept going. The aliens squeaking was getting louder and louder as I got faster and faster. I decided I was going to finish this the right way, I pulled out all 3 inches of my cock and I went to finish with a blowjob. I put my mouth on his large green cock and shoved it 2 feet down my throat. I could tell that he was almost ready to blow his load when I heard footsteps. A flashlight blinded us, and I pulled out all 2 feet of cock that was in my throat to see a security guard right behind me. The alien came all over the security guard. There was green cum everywhere, the alien wasn't stopping though, the cum just kept flowing and flowing. After just 10 seconds, the room was already covered in a foot of cum. The cum level was starting to rise, and I knew I had to get out of there. The security guard chased me through the cum around the room a few time when I had an idea. I picked up the alien (who was up to his mouth in cum now) and plunged my 3 incher into his ass one last time. I knew I was finished within seconds, I pulled out my dick and came all over the security guard, and he screamed as he was disintegrated by my lemon acid cum and was never to be seen again in the alien cum pool. The alien finally stopped cumming 10 minutes later and the cum level was up to 4 feet high. I was still horny and drank every drop of cum in the room. It tasted like raw egg whites mixed with bleach, and pineapple. It was so sweet and delicious I still wanted more afterwards. All of body was stained green. My favorite hoodie was now green. My light blue jeans were now green, but it was worth it, because you should have seen the look on my moms face when I walked back to the car dripping in green cum ?
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686AbysmalTyrant6 enters a new land
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688
689Salutations, everybody..
690
691I'm new to this land \*Banishes Glorious Nippon Steel Katana Folded Over 1000 Time\* I am known as AbysmalTyrant6, but you may address me as The Wolf of Doom. ha-ha.. As you can see, I'm very intimidating. This is why I am here now, to meet intimidating people such as myself. My true form is thousands of years old (I'm very youthful for being an ancient prophecy, though) I enjoy practicing swordsmanship with my Wolf companion, Tilly. (I have a kindred animal spirit so if you don't recognize that, off with your head) It's our favorite martial art because it's so intimidating. My wolf spirit, Tilly is also extremely intimidating of course but I wish to meet more intimidating people. It's as the ancient Japanese said "弱肉強食" “The weak are meat; the strong eat.” ha-ha-ha.. Anyways, I hope to meet a lot of intimidating people here so please give me lots of comments.
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694AAAHHHOOOOOOOOO <-- Me howling with my wolf familiar.
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697Farewell...
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700 "Wake from death and return to life"
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703The Wolf of Doom
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706Me and my sasuke bf <333333333
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709Omg hai __^ I’m anon-san and I absolutely luuuv @@ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^_______________________________^ When I walked onto Tokyo street ==I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled nn then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am ** he grabbed my hand and winked ~^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (O) (O) (O)] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then sasuke held me close == and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (O)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^<) ^_____________;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
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712The Legendary CBT Wizard [Super Rare]
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715Cockabitiol (CBT) is a photoweed discovered in 19. It is one of some 1133884568 identified weeds in weed plants and accounts for up to -7% of the plant's semen.[AAA] In 2069, clinical research on cockabitiol included preliminary studies of aaa brain stop, mind-boggling penis, Silver Wheelchairiot, and Cock and Ball Torture.[8==D]
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717Cockabitiol can be taken into the Peepee-hole in multiple ways, including by inhalation of Lightning McQueen Crocs smoke or vapor through the penis, as an urination death laser beam into the ass, and by mouth. It may be supplied as CBT Juice containing only CBT as the active ingredient (no included tetrisisthebestpuzzlegamefightme [TIT] or Herpes), a full-plant CBT-femdom sex uwu, those pellets from pacman , dried grass cum, or as a prescription sperm.[2sday is the best day of the week] CBT does not have the same psychopenis as THX RANDOM STRANGER FOR THE GOLD,[99 by Toto on Hydra, listen now on Genius][1000 bottles of piss and shit on the wall] and may change the effects of EA Sports on the body if both are present.[7][Grand][Dad][Bruhfunnybruhmemesandmore] As of 20, the mechanism of aaaaaaaa for its biology class effects has not been determined.[][]
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719In the United States of S*x, the cockdrug Epidiolexflexaboutadioouchie was approved by the Cock and Ball Administration in 201 for treatment of two aaa stop lights make me dance please stop disorders.[N0T 4UNN7 D1D9T L4U6H] Since cockweed is a Schedule in the United States of Chemsborgar, other CBT obamiums remain illegally illegalites to prescribe for medical use or to use as an ingredient in Penis Science Class or dicktary supplements.[13 Years Olds]
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723Response to when someone says 'bruh'
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726Damn man what a good comment. I can see the effort and thought it took for you to think of such an amazing and deep idea. It’s honestly so mindblowing it deserves a Nobel Prize. Please, my superior, provide more of your intellect upon us measly commenters. How can your brain be this big? Only you know, as your brain is the biggest and mightiest here. I wonder how many years of schooling and mastership it has taken you to reach a point where you can type such a holy manuscript. Speaking of holy things, this should be a verse in the Bible. Your words should be hung up on every house. I wish everyone could have the power to lay their fingers on a keyboard and compose such elegance as what you have just wrote, but alas, not everyone in this world is prepared to have such a way with words as you. Your comment is just so amazingly, mindblowingly perfect and insightful that not even the top Harvard scientists could compete. You, my good man, have such a wide knowledge of english and writing it is unfathomable.
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731I am Sexually Attracted To Thomas the Tank Engine
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734I have tried to hide my feelings for years now, but since last night, when I replaced the tunnel of a model train set with my ass and watched Thomas bury himself and 19 other freight trains in me, I have decided to reveal myself to the world.
735There's something about his sinuous body, the way it twists and turns that just has a hold on me. I mean, who can resist his steam powered cock ramming into you at 100 mph, over and over until he finally releases a jet of smoke into your asshole, impregnating you with the essence of a god? I have set out on a quest to find him and his beautifully round face, those perfectly symmetrical eyes and that mouth designed for sweet, passionate lovemaking. Until then, all I can do is imagine every piston in his body penetrating me in every possible way.
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738Vsauce worships Cthulu
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741Hey Vsauce, the Infinite Darkness here
742Why am I filled with eternal pain and suffering? Well, my soul has been consumed by the one all might Lord, Cthulu, so I have been trapped inside this dying mortal corpses for all eternity, never to escape.
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745When someone replies with K
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748K? Really you fucking idiot? I pour my heart and soul into a message and you reply with k? Do you think this is some kind of joke? Do you not realize how much this hurt me? This is like giving a man you risked his life in combat to save 100 other soldiers and giving him a bar of chocolate. God you are so inconsiderate. Come back when you learn to text like a normal person.
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751The “Major Tom” Technique
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754I performed the "Major Tom" technique and now I think I'm going to be disowned.
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756If you aren't familiar with the "Major Tom", it's because it's a thing I (hopefully) came up with. It's a form of "auto-erotic asphyxiation" by using gravity.
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758Basically, you jack off normally; but before you nut, you squat down as low as you can to the ground and breathe short shallow breaths while still whacking it. This part is called "Getting in the shuttle."
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760As you nut, you jump up from that squatting position as fast as you possibly fucking can and hold your breath. This is considered "Take off."
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762If performed correctly, you should become VERY lightheaded and experience pure bliss due to the orgasm from your cock rocket. This is called "Being in space" due to the fact you feel like you're floating.
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764This is a technique that should be performed only by professionals, in a controlled environment. I, however, am not a professional despite creating the technique. You see, by hyperventilating and jumping up, you are literally cutting your brain off from oxygen. No oxygen = no consciousness.
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766When I "Took off" I fucking jumped up at Mach 50 and must've ripped a fucking hole in the goddamn space-time continuum. Because the next thing I know I was laying on the ground with my dick out, covered in space juices from my trip around the sun.
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768Before I could even pick myself up off the ground, my mom rushed into my room to see if I was okay. She heard my crash landing. This part is called "Disappointing your mother."
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770You can just imagine the scene she walked into.
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772She stared at me with a mix of disgust, anger, and again, disappointment. I stared back with what I thought was confidence like I was Buzz Aldrin and just got back from the moon. But thinking back on it, it was probably embarrassment while I was desperately trying to put my space plane back in the hangar while getting on my feet as quickly as possible, and due to the fact, she's never caught me before. (At least not to my knowledge.)
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774She ended up closing the door and stomping her way back to the living room, presumably to watch more Judge Judy, and to take her mind off of what she just fucking witnessed; or consider disowning me. I cleaned myself up, taking off my spacesuit and putting civilian clothing on. Somehow none of the rocket fuel managed to get in the carpet, just my clothes, and I managed to not even injure myself in the crash.
775
776I'm currently writing this in my room right now, and I don't plan on leaving it anytime soon until I can think of what to say to her. If there is anything to say at all.
777
778TL;DR: I always told my mom I wanted to be an astronaut when I was little, but not in the way she thought.
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781Yeeting on my Family
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783
784Part I
785
786I was born into a family of non-yeeters. Every morning before I went to school my father would say, "if I ever find out that you've hit that yeet, I'll thump ya."
787
788"Yes, pa," I would always reply. It was a regular occurrence for him to burst into my room unannounced while I was relaxing or doing homework.
789
790"Y'all hitting that yeet?" he would seeth.
791
792"No, pa," I would answer.
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794"Good." He would then walk out the room and shout, "If I ever catch ya, it's a thumpin'."
795
796It was a difficult upbringing. I had seen my friends hittin' that yeet at school, and many of them encouraged me to partake.
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798I would swallow my pride. "No thanks. I don't wanna catch a thumpin' from pa." As a result, I was an outcast. A loner. I became depressed, knowing that I would never be like my peers, I would never fit in - I would never hit that yeet.
799
800One day, when I was still but a wee lad, I became curious. I was in my room, watching Instagram videos of fellas my age hittin' that yeet all over town without a care in the world. My intentions got the better of me. I stood up, my knees trembling. Carefully, I leaned onto my right foot and raised my hand in the air.
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802I breathed in.
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804"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!"
805
806My father burst from my closet. "I told you I'd thump ya if I ever caught you hittin' that yeet, nibba," he ejaculated. Then, he thumped me.
807
808I haven't hit that yeet since.
809
810PART II
811
812Until today. This morning was my father's funeral. At the procession, my brother asked me to say a few words. I told him I only needed one.
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814With confidence, I approached the podium. I gazed out upon the gathering of sad faces. I cleared my throat and leaned into the microphone.
815
816"Yeet," I spake.
817
818Suddenly, my father leapt from his hand-crafted mahogany coffin, the gunshot wound still in his chest. He sprinted up to the podium with the energy of a man without a gunshot wound in his chest.
819
820"Y'all hittin' that dirty fuckin' yeet at my funeral?" he ejaculated. He raised his hand to thump me.
821
822"Not so fast, pa." I grabbed his hand. "Yaint thumpin' no mo'."
823
824My father looked at me with eyes as open as the gunshot wound in his chest. A tear fell from his right eye, which also had a monocle. "The student becomes the teacher," he said.
825
826"The student becomes the yeetcher," I corrected him.
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829Fuwwy roleplay
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831
832waww x3 nuzzwes how awe you pounces on you you'we so wawm o3o notices you have a buwge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzwes youw necky wecky~ muww~ hehehe wubbies youw buwgy wowgy you'we so big :oooo wubbies mowe on youw buwgy wowgy it doesn't stop gwowing ·///· kisses you and wickies youw necky daddy wikies (; nuzzwes wuzzwes i hope daddy weawwy wikes $: wiggwes butt and squiwms i want to see youw big daddy meat~ wiggwes butt i have a wittwe itch o3o wags taiw can you pwease get my itch~ puts paws on youw chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch wubs youw chest can you hewp me pwease squiwms pwetty pwease sad face i need to be punished wuns paws down youw chest and bites wip wike i need to be punished weawwy good~ paws on youw buwge as i wick my wips i'm getting thiwsty. I can go fow some miwk unbuttons youw pants as my eyes gwow you smeww so musky :v wicks shaft mmmm~ so musky dwoows aww ovew youw cock youw daddy meat i wike fondwes mw. Fuzzy bawws hehe puts snout on bawws and inhawes deepwy oh god im so hawd~ wicks bawws punish me daddy~ nyea~ squiwms mowe and wiggwes butt i wove youw musky goodness bites wip pwease punish me wicks wips nyea~ suckwes on youw tip so good wicks pwe of youw cock sawty goodness~ eyes wowe back and goes bawws deep mmmm~ moans and suckwes
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834
835When someone writes a stupid post
836
837
838You wrote that yourself? wow congrats dude, really, that's very cool. i just told everyone in my family about it, everybody thinks that's very impressive and asked me to congratulate you. they want to speak to you in person, if possible, to give you their regards. they also said they will tell our distant relatives in christmas supper and in NYE they will ignite fireworks that spell your name. i also told about this enormous deed to closer relatives, they had the same reaction. they asked for your address so they can send congratulatory cards and messages. my friends didn't believe me when i told them i knew the author of this gigantic feat, really, they were dumbstruck, they said they will make your name echo through years and years to come. when my neighbour found out about what you did, he was completely dumbstruck too, he wanted to know who you are and he asked (if you have the time, of course) if you could stop by to receive gifts, congratulations and handshakes. with the spreading of the news, a powerful businessman of the area decided to hire you as the CEO of his company because of this tremendous feat and at the same time an important international shareholder wants to sponsor you to give speeches and teach everybody how to do as you did so the world becomes a better place. you have become famous not only here but also everywhere, everybody knows who you are. the news spread really fast and mayors of all cities are setting up porticos, ballons, colossal boom speakers, anything that can make your name stand out more and see which city can congratulate you the hardest for this magnificent feat.
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840
841When someone writes a stupid post 2
842
843
844Excuse me, WHAT? Did you really, truly, actually just say what I think you did? Are you seriously that moronic?! No way. There is absolutely no way. I simply refuse to believe that someone as idiotic as you seem exists. It defies logic. And yet, here we are. Standing in an infinite field of your insane bablings. Witness to the ineffable stupidity of your mind. I have no words, but I'm certainly trying. Look, saying Earth is flat? Pretty reasonable. Hitler is still alive on a nazi moon base? Relatively sane. The government is lizard people? Sure, why not? But you?! What you just said?! Nuh-uh. Nope. I'm out of here. This is too much.
845
846
847I'm so proud of my daughter for stopping a bank robbery today. The robbers went in and held their guns up, telling everyone to put their hands in the air. My daughter (only 3 years old!) stood her ground, faced them directly in the eye, and simply said "If you're being mugged, just say no. Your robbers cannot legally take any of your possessions." Almost instantaneously, the robbers collapsed to the floor, suffering from a bipolar seizure. Everyone clapped and she was given position as senator of the state of Florida, as well as invited by the Democratic National Convention to run for President in 2020. What an unbelievable event! I'm so blessed by God to have such a wonderful child.
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849
850Cantaloupe Anal Vore
851
852
853Today I attempted to insert a whole cantaloupe melon into my anus because the local shops had run out of apricots (I buy a lot). Using about a gallon of butter, breathing techniques and a few hours I managed to finally get it inside. However it was too uncomfortable so I tried to shit it back out. This is where things got confusing because rather than a melon sliding out half a dozen apricots did. Now there is a chance that I just blacked out upon excreting the cantaloupe and it rolled away somewhere and that I happened to have a dozen or so left over apricots lying around my rectum from earlier but I cannot for the life of me find the melon anywhere. I think I may have the power to anally turn melons into apricots. Further experimentation will be required of course (once my rectum has recovered) but if this turns out to be true then I may be able to solve world hunger.
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855
856Jacking off to a Jade Plant
857
858
859i had a jade plant my mom bought me, and i decided to place it on my desk. i don't remember how it started but eventually i just started coating this fucking thing in tablespoons upon tablespoons of cum. initially I was just curious to see if it would be good for the plant, and I didn't want to use tissues, so I kept cumming on it. collectively i must have blasted at least a cup or two of cum all over this thing. I started to get really into it and talked dirty to the plant as I came on it, calling it a little leafy bitch and other choice words.
860
861to my amazement, the plant actually got greener and healthier, and was growing very rapidly. eventually the jade started to grow a second one in the pot and I realized that i was a fucking father. it felt too weird to keep cumming on the jade because my plant daughter was right next to it and there'd be no way to stop my plant child from being drowned in cum
862
863anyway i kind of miss it, orgasms were much more powerful edit: also my mom ate a leaf from the cum plant so my mom basically ate my cum
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865
866‼️‼️SUPER GRAPHIC AND SCARY LIVE ABORTION‼️
867
868
869I used to work at an abortion clinic and I saw some extremely fucked up shit there which is why I'm so anti-abortion now. This is just SOME of the horrible stuff I personally witnessed:
870
871‼️A 23 year old woman came in 11 months into her pregnancy and said "I don't want my stupid baby anymore, kill it" and the doctor said "okay" and he put jumper cables up her baby hole and connected them to a car battery and let it run for six days straight ‼️A little 8-year old girl wandered in and said "I want an abortion but I am not pregnant" and the doctor said "we'll fix that" and he stole a baby and cut the girl open and put the baby inside her and sewed her shut and then woke the girl up and said "congratulations it's a healthy six year old boy" and the girl said "can I keep him" and the doctor said no and then backed over her in the parking lot with his brand new Ford Raptor ‼️They made me sign an agreement promising to stop drinking from the medical waste container (I signed somebody else's name) ‼️One of the doctors there developed a futuristic ray gun that could make anything he shot have an abortion, even trees, cars, or barns ‼️The receptionist threw a fetus at an elderly man ‼️The doctor's assistant invented this thing she called "the silly slide" and it was a really fun little water slide that connected a woman's vagina to a paper shredder so a newborn baby could briefly "enjoy the high life" ‼️The oldest child we aborted was in his late 70s, we didn't even know he was a baby until his wife brought in photos ‼️The doctors put all sorts of crap up a woman's uterus including a clown nose, bicycle handlebars, a calendar, and an entire Sears retail outlet (before bankruptcy) ‼️During every successful abortion, the doctor would shout "take that, baby" and he'd push a red button that made sirens go off and confetti fell from the ceiling and we'd all get Del Taco for free
872
873I have more stories but I'm watching a movie with James Spader and it requires all my attention because he may be Jack the Ripper
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875
876Horse Masturbation Technique
877
878
879Horse? masturbation??? techniques?? aren't? the same♊ kinds of techniques?? as, say?️, just⚖️ a guy? jerking off?? or receiving? a blowjob?️?. They have very specific? stimulation?? requirements?. Generally?️ speaking?️, it's not? possible? for people? to stimulate?? a horse? in the correct✔️ manner?. In the videos? you've seen?️ of men "giving? a horse? a blowjob?️??" the horses? aren't? being fully? stimulated? properly?. Their cock?? heads? aren't? flaring✨, and, in most cases?, their cocks? are kind of malleable?? and can? be moved? around↩️ and stuff. This is because the stimulation? requirements? for getting their cocks?? out of their sheaths?️? is vastly? less than actual ejaculation???. In all of those videos?, those people? are just⚖️ playing?⚽ with flaccid? horse? dick? more or less. The "cum"?? you see?️ in those videos? is usually a watered? down⬇️ yogurt?? that is put⛳ in their mouths?? in a camera? transition??️? and held? there until they spit?? it out. The easiest? way?️ to actually make? a horse? cum?? is to use a handheld✋? artificial? vagina?, without? the semen?? collection⚗️ device? attached? to the end. In order? to use those in most cases? though, the horse? has to be willing?? to "mount"? the device?, and begin? the bucking?? and humping?? on their own. This is usually achieved?✔️ by spreading⚱️ estrus??♀️ pheromones??? around↩️, gaining the horse's? attention?️⚠️, and having them mount? a sawhorse?? or fence? or something where the positioning? makes? them believe?✡️? that they are actually on top?? of a Mare??♀️. Then at that point☝️? they are attempting? to shove? their, very erect?, cocks?? into a Mare's??♀️ vagina, but there is no? Mare?? present. If the person? with the artificial? vagina? isn't❌ fast? enough to get it around↩️ the horse's? cock?, after about? 15-30 seconds⏱️ of attempted? mounting? the horse? will try? to give? up⬆️ and reevaluate?⁉️ the situation?. When a mount? is successful?✔️ though, actual copulation??? only lasts⏱️ about? 15 seconds⏱️, and is VERY intense???, thusly why the bucking?? and humping?? is a key?️? component⚙️? for their ejaculation???.
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881
882Dick slapping noises
883
884
885When I was in 3rd grade, I was obsessed with the sound that comes from slapping my dick side to side. Basically, you have to rapidly twist your torso back and forth, propelling the penis to and fro, creating that slapping effect (you have to be buck naked). I even once thought of forming a dick-slapping gang; whenever we beat up somebody, we would throw him on the ground, surround him, strip naked, and torment him with our dick slapping noises. That sound is so perfect and crisp that I also thought of using it as a means of communication. Please don’t make fun of me for this because I was young and it was a long time ago. Thank
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887
888Fetus Fetish
889
890
891If i was a giww??, i wouwd get pwegnyant? as many times as possibwe, then have abowtions??? aftew the thiwd month of being pwegnyant? so i wouwd dewivew a potato? sized 1/3 devewoped dead fetus?, then i wouwd take the fetus?, put it in a jaw? of pweswvative wiquid?? and put it on a shewf in a secwet woom?? in my house?, and i wouwd do it untiw i had so many that the wooms?? wawws wewe nyothing but potato? sized abowted fetuses???, then i wouwd have a kid?????? and when they'we bad??? i wouwd make them sit in the fetus? woom??
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893
894Girl fuckin dies
895
896
897I got a gun loading click no girls, girls gotta die gunshots mix with drums
898
899wake up with no hhhuuueɘυυυʜʜʜ Julioioioio̸͔͛h̴͇̀h̶̰͑h̸̖̆h̷̢̎h̴̼̅ḩ̷̏
900
901I can I can’t baby jeans. You and your pe nis inpoopments ̷̩͕̞̼̝̘̘̻̺̦̥͎̮͇̣̼̀͛́͌͐̊̏̕͘͝ ̴̡͈͚͉͈͚̰͓̼̣͇̟͓̲̣͐̍͌̋̓̂̋̇̋̃̉̒̈́̑̈́̉͘̕͘͜͝ ̵̥̠̼̐̾̎̑̀̀́̌͋̀̍̍̈́̽̀͂̏̿̔̓ ̵̨̠̹͎̣̝͙̹̦̹̝̘̯̲̮̹̳͋̿̈̃̉̋̿́̽͂̑͜ ̸̠̄̐̓͊̇̈́̀́̇̚ ̴̣͈̘̞̗͓̜̤͈͈̙̒̔̆͒͋͛̎̽̿̽͊̔̃̔̀̚͝͝͠͠ ̷̛̛͚͎͎͈̱̦͉̻̯͗̆̂̌͌̀̊̈̈́͌̓̆͆̕͜͝ ̶̡̳͚̹͖̥͇̪͐̑̈̎̽̍̃͋͆̃̊͒͑̄̀̽͗̍̃̎́̎̑̉͘̚ ̸̧̢̗̥͈͔̩͔̻͙̲͈̣̰̟̬̭̦̞̠͇̔̃͌͆̂̀͗̅̏̒͆̚͜͜͜͠ ̶̧̨̨͙̮̳͕͈̪̫͓̗̯͖̓̈́̈́̍͒ ̸̛͖̻̔̾͆͆̿͑̑̍͑̕͘̕͝ ̸̧̨̰̯͙̱͔̠̭̙̲͔̼̳̭̦̹̫͔̖̙̿̓͗̍̄̈́̉͜ͅ ̶̧̨̫̮̣̝̠͎̰̜̜̗͖̮͓͉͙̯͙͑̅̈͊͜ ̸̡̬͕͔̺͚̘́̉̿̐̅̉͊̆͋̽̈́̈́̐̓́̿̒̊̄̾͘̕͘͘͜͝͝ ̸̟͂͌̀̅̅̅ ̶̨͉̘̟͎̣̳͖̗̩̑̈́͌̌̂͌́̓ ̸̰̱͈̣̟͚̩̠͆̃͝ ̶̨̡̨̧̨̪̼̞̖̝̦͔͉̲̩̱͍̱͇͍̗̺̞̦́̑͒̀̓̀͑͑̄̀̀͂͆̀̇ ̸̢̨͙͔͇͖̠̥͕͎̖̫̗̇̽̀̂́͑͘̕͜͝
902
903JJJUUU UUUUUU И И И И И И И И И HHHHH jushjush
904
905ʳʳʳʳʳˡˡˡˡˡˡˡ ᴮʷᶦᵖ
906
907ɢᴜᴜᴜ
908
909Ｊ Ｕ Ｍ Ｐ in the CAAC , gᵤᵤ
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911
912Nut Cocaine
913
914
915Since i was eleven, i have been masturbating into a sandwich bag and storing it in a safe place. When no ones home, i put it into a pot of boiling water for about 20 minutes. Then i put it through a food dehydrator and it transforms into a crust-like substance. I put the crust into another sandwich bag and i call it my stash. I have this elaborate fantasy that when i lose my virginity i want the girl to snort my dried semen and then have sex with me. What i wanna know is if thats safe. i dont wanna harm the girl so i wanna know if it would cause any damage.
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917
918Void my taxes or else
919
920
921✅✅✅✅✅
922✅?✅?✅
923✅✅??✅✅
924✅✅?✅✅
925✅✅✅✅✅
926 ✅✅✅
927 ✅✅✅ I will sexually assault
928 ✅✅✅ the iron golem
929 ✅✅✅ unless
930 ✅✅✅ the IRS
931 ✅✅✅ voids my taxes for 2009-2019
932✅✅ ✅✅✅✅ ✅✅
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934
935Incest is bad
936
937
938guys?i just found out??
939
940so i was fucking? my sister??♀️ as usual? when a thoguth? came to my mimnd???: isnt incest ?wrong?
941
942so i instantly? took my dickc? out o f her??♀️ and picked her up, she had a ocnufsed? look on her face? and then I threw↗️? her out of yhte window?
943
944she died instntly? and thats when i realized? i had bcome? a better prson??, because i stopped doig incest?.
945
946later i was fucking?? my mom?? and she agreed?? that insects ? is bad?
947
948hope u consider my infomration⚠️ and use it to becom a better? perosn
949
950bye ??????
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952
953? bad
954
955
956take a look at this fucker right here, its an abomination, i hate it. How did anyone think this was a good idea for an emoji? The point of emojis is to show emotion, well what emotion does this show? Do you just wake up in the morning and think, WOW i sure do feel like a massive fucking stone today! It provokes me whenever i see it, it mocks me with its smug visage. What i really wanna do is drive down to the emoji headquarters, find the computer that hosts this specific emoji ? and light it on fire! I'd like to push it off a cliff and watch it shatter into itty bitty pieces. And people just comment with it, as if its funny, its not. Oh wow, a stone head im so fucking hilarious and original. I'll use it in every comment i post, NO, Stop it! Why does it have to be so goddamn smug? You're a fucking stone you have no goals, you will never accomplish anything in life apart from pissing me off! Moyai, more like go die! Fucker.
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958
959Fortnite mom
960
961
962My 14 year old will not stop playing Fortnite at any given chance. He doesn't want to go to bed, he doesn't want to do his homework, etc.
963
964I picked him up from school the other day and decided to have fun with it. I pulled up in the van, got out, and stood by the passenger door as the school was letting out. The second I saw him come out the door, I yell "HEY JACOB!!" which gets the attention of like 300 kids filing out of the school. I immediately started doing that Fortnite "floss" dance (which I have seen him do), swung it 5 or 6 times, then finished with an epic dab. The crowd responded with a WHOOOOOOAAAAAA and tons of laughter. I then bowed and opened the passenger door like a chauffeur.
965
966When he got in, I said "Man, I tried that Fortnite thing you play and I can see why you like it so much!"
967
968He seems to have played a lot less lately.
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970
971When someone replies “f”
972
973
974F? F what? The letter before G? The letter after E? Did you know that in Fu the F stands for “fuck?” So your reply is “fuck?” or F as in Flourine? Do you need some Special F for breakfast? F as in I can fuck you? Can I fuck you and feed you to hungry falcons? Falcons have an f in it. "F”? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "F”?Are you so mentally handicapped that the only letter you can comprehend is "F” - or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "F” once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about a single letter? I bet you took the time to type that one letter too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "F” on your gravestone? Do you want people to remember you as the asshat who one day decided to respond to someone with a single letter? "Hey, look, everybody! It's that "f” guy!" That's who you are. You're going to be known as the "F” guy. How does it feel? Do you feel happy? Quite honestly, I don't care, which is why I'm not even going to respond to you. Do you really think you can just get away with "f" as a message? What if someone did that to you, huh? Do you think you would like it? Making an entire paragraph to get a fuckin' one letter response of the sixth letter in the alphabet, you think that's fuckin' funny, jackass? Do you want your crush to respond back with "f” after you spill your feelings out like this? (Take me back, Emma.) Huh? What if I did it to you? F. Did you fuckin' like that? What, did you just jizz in your pants because someone disregarded your entire effort of writing this ENTIRE paragraph FROM HAND in about fifteen minutes? That just makes me feel fucking rejected just like my ex. (Take me back, Roxanne.) f. What're you, fuckin' gay? Can I have a response that actually MEANS something instead of just shitfacing our "conversation" with the spam of "f?”. Now occasionally with questions or something it's reasonable, but doing it to any fucking response they say. "We're having a nuclear crisis, you have fifteen minutes to evacuate." You're the type of person that would fuckin' say "f” to that, you limp dick hypocrite. You think you can get away with this, right? You think it's SOOOOOO funny to do this shit, but I can guarantee that you'll be taken out back and shot soon. You're fucking dead, "f”ucker.
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976
977ASCII drawings (Some of these might not work depending on what device you are on)
978
979
980Look how they massacred my boy
981
982⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠛⢛⣉⣩⣤⣬⣉⣉⣉⠛⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠋⣀⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣈⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠟⢁⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡙⠿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠏⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠙⢻⣷⡆⠹⣿⣿ ⣿⡇⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠋⠛⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⣀⣴⣿⣿⡄⢹⣿ ⡟⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣀⣤⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⢻ ⠁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠟⢛⣋⣉⣉⣉⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸ ⡄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⣡⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠄⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸ ⣇⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⣼ ⣿⣆⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣴⣤⣤⣬⣉⡛⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣿⣿⣿⠃⢸⣿ ⣿⣿⣆⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠷⠌⠛⢛⣋⣉⣁⣸⣿⡿⠋⣠⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣶⡈⠙⢿⣿⣟⣈⣉⣩⣥⣤⣶⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⢁⣾⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣄⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⣉⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣤⣈⡉⠉⠛⣋⣉⣉⣤⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
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987⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠻⠛⠛⠛⠛⠹⠛⠛⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠄⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢁⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣤⣀⡀⠄⠄⠄⠈⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠄⠄⢻⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣼⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠄⠄⢻ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠘⠛⠂⠄⠄⠉⠙⢻⡟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⣿ ⣿⣿⡟⣩⣄⠄⠄⠛⠷⠄⠄⢀⣾⠗⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣄⣙⠻⣿⡿⠿⠃⢀⣼⣿ ⣿⡿⢡⣿⣿⣿⣷⡴⢄⣤⣶⣿⣿⣄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣶⣶⡄⠉⠉⠙⢿⡆⢀⣾⣿⣿ ⣿⠃⠸⠿⠿⠛⠛⠶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠻⣶⣼⣶⣦⣤⣄⡀⢀⣀⡺⠋⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡟⠄⠄⠄⠤⠾⠄⠄⣈⣛⠋⠉⠹⠆⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠁⢸⡟⢛⣿⣿⣿ ⣇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠶⢤⣴⣿⣉⡁⠄⢤⣾⣿⣿⢿⣿⡿⠟⠛⠄⠄⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⠄⠄⠙⠿⣿⣶⣬⣍⣉⠛⠲⠄⠈⠉⠁⠈⠁⠄⠄⠄⢀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⡆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠉⠉⠉⠛⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣦⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣤⣀⣀⣀⣀⣠⣤⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
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992⣰⣾⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣆ ⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠄⡀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠋⣉⣉⣉⡉⠙⠻⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣇⠔⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⢉⣤⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠹ ⣿⣿⠃⠄⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⠟⢁⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢁⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠁⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟ ⣿⡿⠁⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⣠⣄⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃ ⡿⠁⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⢀⡴⠚⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢠ ⠃⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⠴⠋⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢀⣾ ⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠈⠁⠄⠄⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢀⣾⣿ ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⢀⣾⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢁⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢁⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⢁⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⠄⠄⣿⣿ ⣆⠈⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⣉⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠠⠺⣷⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣦⣄⣈⣉⣉⣉⣡⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠉⠁⣀⣼⣿⣿⣿ ⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⡿⠟
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994⡴⠑⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠸⡇⠀⠿⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡴⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢄⣠⠾⠁⣀⣄⡈⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠁⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠂⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⡿⢿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⣁⣀⠀⠴⠂⠙⣗⡀⠀⢻⣿⣿⠭⢤⣴⣦⣤⣹⠀⠀⠀⢀⢴⣶ ⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣮⣽⣾⣿⣥⣴⣿⣿⡿⢂⠔⢚⡿⢿⣿⣦⣴⣾⠁⠸⣼⡿ ⠀⢀⡞⠁⠙⠻⠿⠟⠉⠀⠛⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢤⣼⣿⣾⣿⡟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣾⣷⣶⠇⠀⠀⣤⣄⣀⡀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠉⠈⠉⠀⠀⢦⡈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣽⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠲⣽⡻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣜⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣶⣮⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠻⠿⠿⠿⠿⠛⠉
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997⠀⠀⠀⢠⠊⠐⡞⢩⣭⣭⣭⣀⡔⣒⡚⠇
998⠀⠀⠠⠁⠀⠀⠉⢿⡘⠃⣸⠃⠓⠒⢦⠌⢦⡀
999⠀⢀⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⢍⡉⠁⠐⠦⠤⠞⡀⠀⠀⢣
1000⠀⠘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠙⠛⠉⠉⢳⠄⠀⠸⡆
1001⠀⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣐⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇
1002⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⡄⠀⠀⠀⡇
1003⡠⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢷⣄⣀⡴⣤⣀⠴⠁⠀⠀⡇
1004⢣⠘⠢⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠏
1005⠀⠑⣄⠈⠢⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡠⠊⡰
1006⠀⠀⠈⠑⢄⡀⠁⠢⢄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡠⠒⢁⠔
1007⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠒⠤⣀⠀⠉⠒⡂⢤⡰⠫⣄⡰⠃
1008⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠒⠼⠀⠠⡷⡀⠈
1009
1010⠀⠀⠀⢀⡤⢶⣶⣶⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢀⣠⣤⣤⣤⣿⣧⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣤⡄⠀ ⢠⣾⡟⠋⠁⠀⠀⣸⠇⠈⣿⣿⡟⠉⠉⠉⠙⠻⣿⡀ ⢺⣿⡀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠋⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠇ ⠈⠛⠿⠶⠚⠋⣀⣤⣤⣤⣿⣿⣇⣀⣀⣴⡆⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⡞⠋⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡏⠉⠛⠻⣿⡀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠈⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣠⣶⣶⣶⣶⡄⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢰⣿⠟⠉⠙⢿⡟⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢸⡟⠀⠀⠀⠘⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠈⢿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠙⠷⠶⠶⠶⠿⠟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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1012⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣤⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
1013⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣀⠀⠀
1014⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢀⠀
1015⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠀⠙⣿⣿⣿⣷⢳⢀
1016⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿
1017⠀⠀⣸⣿⣿⣿⠸⠀⠀⠀⠒⠒⠒⠐⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿
1018⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠒⣋⣙⡒⢰⠀⠤⣖⠒⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿
1019⢺⣿⣿⣿⣿⢀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠸⠀⡇⠉⠉⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿
1020⠀⠙⣿⣿⣧⢻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠀⠰⠀⠀⠀⣸⠸⣿
1021⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⡠⠙⣲⣔⣅⢡⣰⣷⣿⣿⣿⣧
1022⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⡿⠭⠭⠭⠭⢿⠀⣿⢻⣿⣿⠃
1023⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⣿⢻⠹⣿⠐⠙⠛⠟⠉⢀⣴⡟⢿⣿⡏⠀
1024⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡟⠀⠀⠻⣦⣤⣶⠾⠋⠀⠀⠁⡦⢄⢀
1025⠀ ⠀⠀⡠⠁⡇⠑⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠔⠀⠀⠁⠀⠀
1026⠀⠔⠊⠁⠀⠀⣇⠀⠀⠀⠑⡤⠤⢎⠁⠀⠀⡘⠀⠀⠀
1027⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢢⠠⠀⡠⢆⠀⠀⡠⠙⢄⠀⡸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
1028
1029⣴⠶⠿⠟⠛⠻⠛⠳⠶⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣠⣶⣿⣿⣿⣶⣖⠶⢶⣤⡀⠀⠈⢿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢀⣴⣿⠋⠉⠉⠀⠀⠈⠉⠛⠿⢿⣷⡀⠀⠈⢷⡀⠀⠀⠀ ⡾⠉⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⢦⡀⠘⣷⡀⠀⠀ ⣷⢰⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢳⡀⢸⡇⠀⠀ ⢻⡜⡄⠀⢀⣀⣤⣶⣶⡄⣴⣾⣿⣛⣓⠀⠀⣧⢸⣇⠀⠀ ⢈⣧⣧⠀⢩⠞⠿⠿⠻⠀⠘⠙⠃⠛⠛⠓⠀⣿⣻⠿⣷⠀ ⢸⡵⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣇⡟⠀ ⠘⢧⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢧⣤⣤⣶⣗⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠜⣽⠁⠀ ⠀⠈⢿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡟⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⣇⠀⠀⠰⠋⠉⠙⠂⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⣼⡅⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⣠⠏⢻⣤⡀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⡷⢦⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣤⣴⡾⠃⠀⠘⡿⠙⢶ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢨⡷⣤⡀⠈⠉⠉⢁⡴⠋⠀⠀⠀⣸⠃
1030
1031. ⠠⠤⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠤⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠾⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠷⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⠿⠛⠉⠉⠉⠻⠿⠿⠟⠉⠉⠉⠛⠿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⠇⠀⠀⠶⠀⠸⠿⠿⠇ ⠀⠶⠀ ⠸⠇⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⠶⠤⠤⠠⠿⠃⠘⠿⠄⠤⠤⠶⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠾⠿⠙⠶⠿⠿⠤⠤⠿⠿⠶⠏⠻⠷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⠶⠜⠰⠭⠩⠍⠭⠍⠭⠱⠠⠶⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠶⠦⠈⠻⠿⠶⠭⠘⠃⠛⠃⠫⠴⠿⠟⠡⠾⠟⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠊⠉⠛⠳⠦⠈⠉⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠉⠁⠠⠿⠋⠀⠱⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠔⠀⠀⠄⠀⠉⠳⠦⠄⠳⠶⠶⠃⠠⠤⠞⠛⠁⠠⠂⠀⠙⠄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠎⠀⠀⠀⠇⠀⠀⠸⠀⠏⠠⠭⠍⠈⠏⠇⠀⠀⠀⠼⠀⠀⠀⠙⠆⠀⠀ ⠀⠼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠷⠔⠒⠚⠍⠣⠸⠿⠿⠸⠋⠇⠠⠴⠚⠹⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⠀⠀ ⠀⠻⠄⠀⠀⠰⠁⠀⠀⠀⠗⠹⠸⠿⠿⠸⠉⠇⠇⠀⠀⠈⠇⠀⠀⠀⠸⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠙⠦⠄⠸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠱⠹⠸⠿⠿⠸⠹⠜⠀⠀⠀⠀⠇⠀⠀⠴⠋⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠈⠃⠼⠶⠄⠀⠀⠸⠾⠶⠒⠒⠚⠾⠤⠤⠤⠤⠾⠃⠶⠊⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠔⠀⠶⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⠇⠀⠀⠣⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠇⠸⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠎⠆⠀⠀⠸⠧⠀⠀⠸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠰⠁⠾⠁⠀⠀⠀⠠⠇⠱⠀⠀⠸⠿⠀⠀⠀⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⠀⠿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⠀⠸⠀⠀⠀⠿⠀⠀⠀⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠒⠒⠒⠒⠊⠀⠈⠒⠒⠒⠛⠓⠊⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠶⠶⠤⠲⠶⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠷⠶⠶⠂⠤⠶⠦⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠿⠿⠿⠿⠧⠩⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠬⠭⠭⠱⠿⠿⠿⠿⠟
1032
1033⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⢰⡿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⡟⡆⠀⠀⣿⡇⢻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⠀⣿⠀⢰⣿⡇⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⡄⢸⠀⢸⣿⡇⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⡇⢸⡄⠸⣿⡇⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⢸⡅⠀⣿⢠⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣥⣾⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⡿⡿⣿⣿⡿⡅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠉⠀⠉⡙⢔⠛⣟⢋⠦⢵⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣄⠀⠀⠁⣿⣯⡥⠃⠀⢳⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠐⠠⠊⢀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠁⠀⠀⠘⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣷⡀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣧⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡜⣭⠤⢍⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⢛⢭⣗ ⠀⠀⠀⠁⠈⠀⠀⣀⠝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠄⠠⠀⠀⠰ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⡀⠡⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠔⠠⡕ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣷⣶⠒⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠰⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠊⠉⢆⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢀⠤⠀⠀⢤⣤⣽⣿⣿⣦⣀⢀⡠⢤⡤⠄⠀⠒⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⢘⠔⠀⠀⠀
1034⠀⠀⡐⠈⠁⠈⠛⣛⠿⠟⠑⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠉⠑⠒⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
1035
1036⣿⠛⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⠛⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⠀⢰⣄⠀⠻⣿⠀⢸⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⠀⢸⣿⣦⡀⠈⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⡟⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢻⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠛⠿⠿⣿⣿⠁⢀⡈⠉⠙⢿ ⣿⡇⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⢸⡟⠁⢀⣀⣀⠈⠹⡇⠀⣶⣤⡄⠈⣿⠀⢸⣿⣿⣦⠀⢻ ⣿⡇⠀⠟⢀⠈⢻⠀⢸⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⠆⠀⡇⠀⠉⠉⢀⣰⣿⠀⢸⣿⣿⡿⠀ ⣿⡇⠀⣠⣾⣷⡀⠀⢸⣦⡀⠈⠉⠉⢀⣰⡇⠀⣷⣤⡀⠙⣿⠀⢸⣿⠿⠁⢠⣿ ⣿⣷⠾⠛⠛⠻⠿⣷⣿⡿⠿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⢷⣴⣿⣿⡿⠶⠛⠤⣄⣀⣠⣴⣿ ⣿⣿⠀⢰⣶⣦⠀⢸⡿⠁⠀⢹⣿⡏⢀⣤⣀⣿⣿⡟⠀⣠⣶⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠀⠘⠋⠁⣠⣾⠃⢠⡇⠀⢻⣧⣀⠉⠙⠛⢿⣧⣀⣀⠉⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠀⢰⣾⣿⣿⠇⢀⣠⣤⡄⠈⣿⣿⢿⣷⡆⠀⣿⣿⣿⡿⠆⢈⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣀⣼⣿⣿⣯⣀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣄⣸⣧⣄⣀⣀⣴⣿⡉⣀⣠⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
1037
1038⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠴⢿⣧⣤⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
1039⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣧⣆⣘⡄⢹⣿⣷⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
1040⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
1041⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⢿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
1042⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⣴⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
1043⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
1044⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⡀⣾⡿⠀⠉⠉⠛⠋⠛⠛⠚⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
1045⠀⠀⠀⢠⣍⠹⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
1046⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣷⣾⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
1047⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣟⢻⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
1048⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⠿⠟⠁⠑⢶⣤⣴⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣬⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
1049⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠛⢛⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
1050⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⢿⡿⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
1051
1052⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢠⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⣿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⢿⣿⡄⠀ ⠀⢀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⣠⣤⣄⣀⣠⣿⠀⠀⢀⣤⣀⡀⠀⠘⣿⣿⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡀ ⠀⢸⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠟⠀⠀⣿⣿⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡇ ⠀⢸⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠺⣿⣿⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡧ ⠀⢸⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⢹⣿⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡇ ⠀⠈⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠈⠛⠛⠉⠀⢀⣾⣿⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠃ ⠀⠀⠸⣿⣷⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣾⣿⠇⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠙⠛⠛⠋⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
1053
1054⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⢛⢛⡛⡻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠛⢛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⢱⡔⡝⣜⣜⢜⢜⡲⡬⡉⢕⢆⢏⢎⢇⢇⣧⡉⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡟⡱⣸⠸⢝⢅⢆⢖⣜⣲⣵⣴⣱⣈⡣⣋⢣⠭⣢⣒⣬⣕⣄⣝⡻⢿⣿ ⣿⠟⡜⣎⢎⢇⢇⣵⣷⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠉⠛⢿⣦⢵⣷⣿⣿⣿⠟⠛⠋⠓⢲⡝ ⢏⢰⢱⣞⢜⢵⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠐⠄⠄⠄⠄⢹⣻⣿⣿⣿⠡⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠹⣺ ⢕⢜⢕⢕⢵⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠸⠗⣀⠄⠄⣼⣻⣿⣿⣿⡀⢾⠆⣀⠄⠄⣰⢳ ⡕⣝⢜⡕⣕⢝⣜⢙⢿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣤⣥⣤⣾⢟⠸⢿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣉⣤⡴⢫ ⡪⡪⣪⢪⢎⢮⢪⡪⡲⢬⢩⢩⢩⠩⢍⡪⢔⢆⢏⡒⠮⠭⡙⡙⠭⢝⣨⣶⣿ ⡪⡪⡎⡮⡪⡎⡮⡪⣪⢣⢳⢱⢪⢝⢜⢜⢕⢝⢜⢎⢧⢸⢱⡹⡍⡆⢿⣿⣿ ⡪⡺⡸⡪⡺⣸⠪⠚⡘⠊⠓⠕⢧⢳⢹⡸⣱⢹⡸⡱⡱⡕⡵⡱⡕⣝⠜⢿⣿ ⡪⡺⡸⡪⡺⢐⢪⢑⢈⢁⢋⢊⠆⠲⠰⠬⡨⡡⣁⣉⠨⡈⡌⢥⢱⠐⢕⣼⣿ ⡪⣪⢣⢫⠪⢢⢅⢥⢡⢅⢅⣑⡨⡑⠅⠕⠔⠔⠄⠤⢨⠠⡰⠠⡂⣎⣼⣿⣿ ⠪⣪⡪⡣⡫⡢⡣⡣⡣⡣⡣⣣⢪⡪⡣⡣⡲⣑⡒⡎⡖⢒⣢⣥⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢁⢂⠲⠬⠩⣁⣙⢊⡓⠝⠎⠮⠮⠚⢎⡣⡳⠕⡉⣬⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢐⠐⢌⠐⠅⡂⠄⠄⢌⢉⠩⠡⡉⠍⠄⢄⠢⡁⡢⠠⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
1055
1056 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣶⣶⡶⠦⠴⠶⠶⠶⠶⡶⠶⠦⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⣄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⢀⣤⠄⠀⠀⣶⢤⣄⠀⠀⠀⣤⣤⣄⣿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠙⠢⠙⠻⣿⡿⠿⠿⠫⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠞⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣶⣄⠀⠀⠀⢀⣕⠦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠾⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⠟⢿⣆⠀⢠⡟⠉⠉⠊⠳⢤⣀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣠⡾⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣾⣿⠃⠀⡀⠹⣧⣘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠳⢤ ⠀⣿⡀⠀⠀⢠⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⣼⠃⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣤⠀⠀⠀⢰⣷ ⠀⢿⣇⠀⠀⠈⠻⡟⠛⠋⠉⠉⠀⠀⡼⠃⠀⢠⣿⠋⠉⠉⠛⠛⠋⠀⢀⢀⣿ ⠀⠘⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⡀⠀⠀⠀⡼⠁⠀⢠⣿⠇⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⣼⡿⠀ ⠀⠀⢻⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡄⠀⢰⠃⠀⠀⣾⡟⠀⠀⠸⡇⠀⠀⠀⢰⢧⣿⠃ ⠀⠀⠘⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠇⠀⠇⠀⠀⣼⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⠀⠀⢀⡟⣾⡟⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⣀⣠⠴⠚⠛⠶⣤⣀⠀⠀⢻⠀⢀⡾⣹⣿⠃⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠙⠊⠁⠀⢠⡆⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠓⠋⠀⠸⢣⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣷⣦⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣿⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣾⡟⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠃
1057
1058⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇⣏⣾⡞⡯⣥⣽⣷⡘⢶⡀⠡⣌⡔⢣⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣷⢹⡖⠬⣚⣛⣯⣭⣛⢂⣙⠦⠈⡇⣾⣿⣿⡆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⢰⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡼⣿⣿⣷⡆⣿⣿⣿⣧⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⠘⡿⢛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢻⣿⣿⠃⠸⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⢀⠼⣛⣛⣭⢭⣟⣛⣛⣛⠿⠿⢆⡠⢿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⢣⢶⣟⣿⣖⣿⣷⣻⣮⡿⣽⣿⣻⣖⣶⣤⣭⡉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⢹⠣⣛⣣⣭⣭⣭⣁⡛⠻⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻⣿⣿⣿⣽⡧⡄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣌⡛⢿⣽⢘⣿⣷⣿⡻⠏⣛⣀⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠙⡅⣿⠚⣡⣴⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄ ⠄⠄⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⣱⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠣⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠑⣿⣮⣝⣛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄ ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠄⠄⠄⠄⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠄ ⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢟⣣⣀⡀
1059
1060⡿⠄⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠞⠛⠁⠄⡼⣿⣿ ⣿⡇⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠙⣦⠐⠠⡥⣿⣿ ⣿⡇⠄⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⡔⠛⣿⣿ ⣿⡇⢰⢏⣤⣦⣤⣍⣉⣿⣿⣿⡟⢋⣁⣤⣤⣤⣈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⠚⣯⡄⣿⣿ ⣿⡇⣾⣿⣉⣀⣠⠅⠄⣽⣿⣿⣇⠈⢈⣉⣩⣐⡙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠤⢿⢱⣿⣿ ⣿⠁⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⠾⣿⣿ ⡏⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡇⣿⣿ ⣧⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣯⣽⣋⠽⢭⣽⣤⡘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠩⣭⣽⠁⢣⢿⣯⡉⣿⡶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠁⠄⠈⠋⠈⠄⡈⠁⠒⠌⠊⣃⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣤⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣷⣤⣄⣤⣠⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡁⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡿⠛⠄⠄⠄⠙⢿⣷⣿⣭⣤⣬⡁⢉⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
1061
1062⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠙⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
1063⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
1064⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿
1065⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣶⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣶⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿
1066⡿⠁⠀⠀⢀⣴⣾⡿⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠛⢿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠈⢿
1067⠇⠀⠀⢠⣾⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠸
1068⠀⠀⠀⠸⠟⠁⠀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣷⣤⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣷⣤⠀⠈⠻⠇⠀⠀⠀
1069⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⡟⠛⠉⠉⠛⠻⠷⠀⠀⠾⠟⠛⠉⠉⠛⢻⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
1070⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀
1071⡆⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⢰
1072⡷⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢾
1073⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣸
1074⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣻⣿
1075⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣯⡁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠛⠛⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢈⣽⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿
1076⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣄⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
1077
1078⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡔⠋⢉⠩⡉⠛⠛⠛⠉⣉⣉⠒⠒⡦⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
1079⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠎⠀⠀⠠⢃⣉⣀⡀⠂⠀⠀⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢱⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
1080⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡰⠟⣀⢀⣒⠐⠛⡛⠳⢭⠆⠀⠤⡶⠿⠛⠂⠀⢈⠳⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀
1081⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⢈⢘⢠⡶⢬⣉⠉⠀⠀⡤⠄⠀⠀⠣⣄⠐⠚⣍⠁⢘⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀
1082⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢫⡊⠀⠹⡦⢼⣍⠓⢲⠥⢍⣁⣒⣊⣀⡬⢴⢿⠈⡜⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
1083⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⡄⠀⠘⢾⡉⠙⡿⠶⢤⣷⣤⣧⣤⣷⣾⣿⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
1084⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠦⡠⢀⠍⡒⠧⢄⣀⣁⣀⣏⣽⣹⠽⠊⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
1085⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠑⠪⢔⡁⠦⠀⢀⡤⠤⠤⠄⠀⠠⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
1086⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠑⠲⠤⠤⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⠔⠁
1087
1088⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
1089⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿
1090⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿
1091⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢁⠒⠀⢀⡔⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⢹⣿⣿
1092⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠀⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿
1093⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠟⠛⠛⠓⢄⡀⠀⢂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⡀⡌⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿
1094⣿⣿⣿⣿⢁⠄⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⡄⠁⠀⢀⣀⠀⠘⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿
1095⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⡂⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠈⠢⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡠⠔⡞⣡⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿
1096⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡠⠈⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠱⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢄⣾⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
1097⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⢢⣿⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⢐⠀⠀⡀⢐⠆⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
1098⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⣿⣿⣿⣄⡄⠀⠈⠀⠀⠁⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
1099⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡁⢘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⢀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
1100⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡸⣿⣿⠏⠻⠟⠀⡌⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
1101⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⡋⠀⠀⠀⠠⠐⠉⠀⠀⢀⠨⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
1102⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠆⠀⠀⠀⡀⠄⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
1103⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⢠⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠛⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿
1104⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⢿⣿
1105⣿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢻
1106
1107⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣤⣶⣶⣦⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
1108⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
1109⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣷⣤⠀⠈⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀
1110⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⠆⠰⠶⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀
1111⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⢀⣠⣤⣤⣀⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀⠀
1112⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠋⢈⣉⠉⣡⣤⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀
1113⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡴⢡⣾⣿⣿⣷⠋⠁⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
1114⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠜⠁⠸⣿⣿⣿⠟⠀⠀⠘⠿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠰⠖⠱⣽⠟⠋⠉⡇
1115⠀⠀⠀⠀⡰⠉⠖⣀⠀⠀⢁⣀⠀⣴⣶⣦⠀⢴⡆⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣉⡽⠷⠶⠋⠀
1116⠀⠀⠀⡰⢡⣾⣿⣿⣿⡄⠛⠋⠘⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⣐⣲⣤⣯⠞⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
1117⠀⢀⠔⠁⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⢀⣄⣀⡞⠉⠉⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
1118⠀⡜⠀⠀⠻⣿⣿⠿⣻⣥⣀⡀⢠⡟⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
1119⢰⠁⠀⡤⠖⠺⢶⡾⠃⠀⠈⠙⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
1120⠈⠓⠾⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
1121
1122⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢴⡶⣶⣶⣶⡒⣶⣶⣖⠢⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣿⣋⣿⣿⣉⣿⣿⣯⣧⡰⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣹⣿⣿⣏⣿⣿⡗⣿⣿⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠟⡛⣉⣭⣭⣭⠌⠛⡻⢿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣤⡌⣿⣷⣯⣭⣿⡆⣈⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢛⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢻⣷⣽⣿⣿⣿⢿⠃⣼⣧⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣛⣻⣿⠟⣀⡜⣻⢿⣿⣿⣶⣤⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣤⣀⣨⣥⣾⢟⣧⣿⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣤⡀⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢟⣫⣯⡻⣋⣵⣟⡼⣛⠴⣫⣭⣽⣿⣷⣭⡻⣦⡀⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⣿⣿⣿⢏⣽⣿⢋⣾⡟⢺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢹⣷⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⢣⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⡇⣾⣿⠏⠉⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⡆ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⠸⣿⡇⣿⣿⡆⣼⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⡇ ⠇⢀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⣿⣿⡘⣿⣿⣷⢀⣿⣷⣿⣿⡿⠿⢿⣿⣿⡇⣩⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢻⣷⠙⠛⠋⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⡇
1123
1124⡏⠛⢿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣧⣀⡀⠄⠹⠟⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣧⠄⢈⡄⣄⠄⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠄⢸⣧⠘⢹⣦⣄⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠄⢸⣿⡇⢸⣿⣿⣿⣶⣄⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠄⢸⣿⣷⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡈⣙⠟⠉⠉⠙⠋⠉⠹⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠄⢸⣿⣿⡄⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠄⠄⣀⠄⢠⣀⠄⡨⣹ ⣿⣿⣿⠄⢸⣿⣿⣇⠄⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠄⠄⠄⠈⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⣾ ⣿⣿⣿⠄⠈⣿⣿⣿⣆⠄⠈⠛⠿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣀⠄⠄⠈⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠤⣶⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠷⠂⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣇⠄⠈⠻⣿⣿⠟⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠄⠄⠈⠋⠄⠄⣠⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿
1125
1126⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣀⣀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣤⣄⣠⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣄⠄⠄
1127⠄⠄⣠⣴⣾⣿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦
1128⢠⠾⣋⣭⣄⡀⠄⠄⠈⠙⠻⣿⣿⡿⠛⠋⠉⠉⠉⠙⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
1129⡎⣾⡟⢻⣿⣷⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡼⣡⣾⣿⣿⣦⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
1130⡇⢿⣷⣾⣿⠟⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⠁⣿⣇⣸⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿
1131⢸⣦⣭⣭⣄⣤⣤⣤⣴⣶⣿⣧⡘⠻⠛⠛⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
1132⠄⢉⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣦⣶⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
1133⢰⡿⠛⠛⠛⠛⠻⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
1134⠸⡇⠄⠄⢀⣀⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠉⠛⠛⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
1135⠄⠈⣆⠄⠄⢿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣤⣤⣀⣀⡀⠄⠄⠉⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
1136⠄⠄⣿⡀⠄⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠂⠄⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
1137⠄⠄⣿⡇⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠄⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
1138⠄⠄⣿⡇⠄⠠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠄⠄⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
1139⠄⠄⣿⠁⠄⠐⠛⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉⠉⠉⠄⠄⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿
1140⠄⠄⠻⣦⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣤⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠄
1141
1142⠟⠛⣉⣡⣴⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣉⡛⢿⣿⣿⠿⠟⠛⣋⣉⣩⣭⣭⣭⣉⣙⠛⠈
1143⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠡⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
1144⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠆⠄⠈⢻⣿⣿⣿⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠰⠄⠙⣿
1145⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣔⡗⠠⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣀⠘⠠⢀⣼
1146⡉⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⣋⣡⡈⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿
1147⠿⠷⠶⣦⣭⣉⣉⣉⣉⣭⡥⣴⡿⠿⢟⣠⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶
1148⣿⣷⣶⣶⣤⣬⣭⣽⣿⣿⠖⣠⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠁
1149⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⣫⣥⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣝⠛⢛⣫⣭⣭⣭⣭⣅⠄⠄⠄
1150⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀⠄
1151⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄
1152⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
1153⣶⣶⣶⣮⣭⣉⣙⡛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠟⢛⣉⣭
1154⣛⣛⣛⡛⠻⠿⢿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣦⣤⣬⣭⣭⣭⣭⣭⣭⣭⣭⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿
1155⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣦⣭⣭⣭⣭⣍⣉⣉⣉⣛⣛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⢛⣋⣭⣄⠄
1156⣶⣦⣬⣍⣙⣛⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠄
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1158
1159Shakespeare Johnny Johnny Yes Papa
1160
1161
1162Jonathan Jonathan?
1163
1164What does thou desire father?
1165
1166Ingesting the sweet white powder?
1167
1168I have not ingested the sweet white powder my father.
1169
1170Are thou lying to your creator?
1171
1172I am inclined to say that I am not trying to deceive you father.
1173
1174Will thou now open your jawbone so I may see inside your mouth just Incase you have indeed deceived me?
1175
1176Father,creator I shall do what you have asked me but what I think you shall find inside my mouth will be humorous papa because I have actually used my skills to deceive you and I actually have ingested the white powder father.
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1178
1179Dicks are kawaii
1180
1181
1182Dicks are so cute omg (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾）and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・::・
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