· 9 years ago · Oct 12, 2016, 05:06 AM
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25 (1, 'Why don\'t seagulls fly over the bay?', 'Because then they\'d be called bagels!', '2016-01-20 21:25:44'),
26 (2, 'What\'s so good about living in Switzerland?', 'Well, the flag is a big plus.', '2016-01-20 21:25:44'),
27 (3, 'Last weekend I gave away all my dead batteries.', 'They were free of charge.', '2016-01-20 21:27:50'),
28 (4, 'Why do chicken coops only have two doors?', 'If they had any more they’d be chicken sedans.', '2016-01-20 21:28:10'),
29 (5, 'My cat got sick last weekend.', 'He wasn\'t feline well.', '2016-01-21 15:03:38'),
30 (6, 'I used to have a job at a calendar factory.', 'I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.', '2016-01-21 15:03:38'),
31 (7, 'I was just in the middle of reading a book about anti-gravity.', 'It’s impossible to put down!', '2016-01-21 15:04:58'),
32 (8, 'Broen is at Rouses checkout, the cashier asks, "Paper or Plastic?"', 'Broen says, "Either, I\'m bisacktual."', '2016-01-21 15:04:58'),
33 (9, 'How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?', '"Ten-tickles"', '2016-01-21 15:06:06'),
34 (10, 'What rock group has four men that don\'t sing?', 'Mount Rushmore', '2016-01-21 15:06:06'),
35 (11, 'What\'s Forrest Gump\'s favorite password?', '1forrest1', '2016-01-21 21:53:43'),
36 (12, 'What did 0 say to 8?', 'Nice belt!', '2016-01-22 03:02:40'),
37 (13, 'Two peanuts were walking down the street.', 'One was a salted.', '2016-01-22 03:08:58'),
38 (14, 'I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.', 'I woke up exhausted!', '2016-01-22 03:10:15'),
39 (15, 'My wife asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public.', 'I said maybe.', '2016-01-22 03:13:39'),
40 (16, 'What\'s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?', 'One is heavy and the other is a little lighter.', '2016-01-22 03:14:56'),
41 (17, 'Why can\'t you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom?', 'The P is silent.', '2016-01-22 03:16:15'),
42 (18, 'I thought about going on an all-almond diet.', 'But that\'s just nuts.', '2016-01-22 03:18:38'),
43 (19, 'What\'s a duck\'s favorite dip?', 'Quackamole', '2016-01-22 03:19:12'),
44 (20, 'I\'m tired of following my dreams.', 'I\'m just going to ask them where they are going and meet up with them later.', '2016-01-22 03:22:11'),
45 (21, 'What\'s brown and sticky?', 'A stick.', '2016-01-22 03:22:36'),
46 (22, 'Where are average things built?', 'In the satisfactory.', '2016-01-22 03:23:44'),
47 (23, 'Why does Peter pan always fly?', 'Because he neverlands!', '2016-01-22 03:25:02'),
48 (24, 'Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?', 'Because they lactose.', '2016-03-01 21:24:46');
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