· 5 years ago · Dec 26, 2019, 08:58 PM
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7It has been described as one of
8the most vicious presidential races...
9
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12...in the history
13of American politics...
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17...and one of the closest.
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21The Republican nominee
22Senator Russell P. Kramer of Ohio...
23
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26...is practically dead even
27in the polls with is bitter rival...
28
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31...democratic Governor
32Matt Douglas of Indiana.
33
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36To say there is no love lost
37between these two candidates...
38
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41...is a gross understatement.
42
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45Yet to night, in spite of their almost
46overwhelming distaste for each other...
47
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50...one man will have to
51salute the other...
52
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55...as the next President
56of the United States.
57
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60Thank you.
61
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64Thank you. God bless you.
65
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68What was once a dream.
69
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72...is now a reality.
73
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76I've always said that our dreams
77are like our children.
78
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81They need our encouragement
82and support to grow.
83
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86They must be nurtured
87and sheltered...
88
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91...but...
92
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95...allowed to run free.
96
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99We are here to help your dream
100become real, America.
101
10223
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104And I'm confident
105that we'll be here...
106
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109...for a long, long time to come.
110
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113And so it appears
114the American people have spoken.
115
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118A few minutes ago...
119
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122...I congratulated Governor Douglas
123on his victory.
124
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127We fought bravely,
128but for us the time has come...
129
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132...to stand behind
133our new president...
134
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137...and put aside any feelings
138of ill will...
139
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142...rancor...
143
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146...hostility...
147
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150...and serious doubts about
151this man's ability to lead a nation...
152
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155...that I hope none of us feels.
156
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159A funny thing happened...
160
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163...on the way to the office tonight.
164
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167I got elected President
168of the United States.
169
17038
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172A funny thing happened
173on the way to the hotel tonight.
174
17539
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177Now. The people have spoken.
178
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181Maybe we don't agree with them.
182
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185Congratulations.
186
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189What a night.
190
19143
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193It's time, sir.
194
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197Well, all right then.
198
19945
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201Shall we greet the nation
202Mr. Vice President-elect.
203
20446
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206I guess, but are we sure it's official?
207
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210President Douglas just conceded.
211I'd say that's a good sign.
212
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215Let's go.
216
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219I have always believed that dreams...
220
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223...are like children.
224
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227They need encouragement
228and support to grow.
229
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232But ultimately...
233
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236...it is perseverance that will turn
237a dream into a reality...
238
23954
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241...countries into world powers...
242
24355
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245...and your own Hiroshi Ashino...
246
24756
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249...into Matsamuda's insurance
250Underwraiter of the Year.
251
25257
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254Pleasure. Good. Congrats.
255
25658
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258What?!
259
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262Jesus Christ!
263
26460
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266The thing just grabbed me.
267Am I supposed to knock it down ?
268
26961
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271-You handled it very well.
272-You think so?
273
27462
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276Tomorrow there'll be a picture of me...
277
27863
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280...dancing with a giant dog
281in every newspaper on this planet.
282
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285It was a panda, sir.
286
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289What's the difference?
290
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293Why a Japanese company would--?
294
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297I don't care.
298Did Jefferson dance with a bear?
299
30068
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302Did Lincoln?
303
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306Did Reagan foxtrot with a panda?
307
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310I'll check...
311
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314I was President of the United States
315I don't dance with animals.
316
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319No dancing with animals.
320
32173
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323-A message from the president.
324-Thanks, Jim.
325
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328Jim's off today. I'm Bruce.
329
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332Sorry.
333
33476
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336You and Jim Iook alike.
337
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340Jim's black sir.
341
34278
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344I know.
345
34679
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348But you're both...
349
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352...tall.
353
35481
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356He's sending me to another funeral.
357
35882
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360I can't believe I just did it
361with Matt Douglas.
362
36383
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365You were the leader
366of the free world.
367
36884
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370My mother has a commemorative plate
371with your face on it.
372
37385
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375You haven't said anything
376about my book.
377
37886
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380The new draft better?
381
38287
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384I'm your editor. Keep in mind,
385I'm supposed to be critical.
386
38788
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389It stinks, right?
390
39189
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393No, it doesn't-- I would never--
394
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397lt is pretty stinky. Sorry.
398
39991
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401You spend too much of the book
402talking about what you wanted to do...
403
40492
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406...not what you did.
407
40893
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410I didn't do much.
411
41294
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414How's that for honesty?
415
41695
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418I believe this is yours.
419
42096
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422Look, Joanna...
423
42497
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426...if the book goes or not...
427
42898
42900:06:56,883 --> 00:06:57,784
430...i don't care.
431
43299
43300:06:58,284 --> 00:07:01,287
434I'm writing it, cause
435I don't know what else to do.
436
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439You've got plenty of options.
440
441101
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443Not really.
444
445102
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447But I'll never be like Kramer...
448
449103
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451...running around sucking up
452every dime that isn't nailed down.
453
454104
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456Jimmy Carter, there's a class act.
457
458105
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460He goes around building homes
461for poor people with his own hands.
462
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465You could do that.
466
467107
46800:07:18,104 --> 00:07:19,806
469Yeah, maybe in a couple years.
470
471108
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473Right now my attitude is...
474
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477"They didn't vote for me
478let them freeze."
479
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482That was too easy.
483You're getting soft.
484
485111
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487We really wish you wouldn't do that.
488You put yourself at risk.
489
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492Right. Let me ask you...
493
494113
49500:07:37,824 --> 00:07:40,827
496...in the years ex-presidents
497have had Secret Service protection...
498
499114
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501...has there ever been even
502one assassination attempt?
503
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506No, sir.
507
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510I find that sad.
511
512117
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514The minute you're out
515of the office...
516
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519...they don't care enough
520to kill you anymore.
521
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524Before we go in...
525
526120
52700:07:54,641 --> 00:07:57,844
528...we'd like to know how you got
529out of the stall without us seeing.
530
531121
53200:07:58,144 --> 00:07:59,846
533Why don't you guys relax?
534
535122
53600:08:02,182 --> 00:08:04,017
537Take a night off.
538Go rent "In the Line of Fire" again.
539
540123
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542We'll be in Air Force One shortly,
543President Douglas.
544
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547I hate funerals It's awful when
548another good Democrat passes on.
549
550125
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552I believe the deceased
553was a Republican.
554
555126
55600:08:25,105 --> 00:08:26,539
557Then it might not be so bad.
558
559127
56000:08:32,812 --> 00:08:34,214
561Hello, baby.
562
563128
56400:08:34,381 --> 00:08:37,384
565Daddy's home.
566
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569There's the old seat.
570
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573President Douglas.
574
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577President Kramer.
578
579132
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581Well, that covers that.
582
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585Russell...
586
587134
58800:09:14,521 --> 00:09:16,523
589...i just have to ask.
590
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593When you dance with a panda...
594
595136
59600:09:19,526 --> 00:09:21,528
597...who leads?
598
599137
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601Are you working on your book?
602
603138
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605I find writing very gratifying.
606I must.
607
608139
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610I've written seven books
611on my years at the helm.
612
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615You've obviously got
616a great knack for fiction.
617
618141
61900:09:46,953 --> 00:09:49,956
620And how is Mrs. Douglas?
621
622142
62300:09:50,457 --> 00:09:52,292
624We're in the middle of a divorce.
625
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62700:09:52,625 --> 00:09:53,793
628I knew that, didn't I?
629
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632I guess life in the White House
633put a strain on your marriage.
634
635145
63600:09:58,064 --> 00:10:01,301
637It was being out of the White House
638that Katherine couldn't stand.
639
640146
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642That's funny.
643
644147
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646It went over well
647with the rest of the country.
648
649148
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651Want to compare popularity polls?
652
653149
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655Let's talk about popularity.
656
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659There was only. one assassination
660attempt on me. You had three.
661
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664Two the woman in Phoenix does
665not count! She had a starter pistol!
666
667152
66800:10:15,982 --> 00:10:16,316
669Stop.
670
671153
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673Just stop.
674
675154
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677We're here because a man died.
678
679155
68000:10:20,286 --> 00:10:23,323
681We can attempt some semblance
682of civility, can't we?
683
684156
68500:10:23,490 --> 00:10:25,492
686I know I can.
687
688157
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690You're a whore, admit it.
691Admit you're a big whore.
692
693158
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695Name three women in Dc. you
696didn't bang when you were in office.
697
698159
69900:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,336
700What am I talking? Name one.
701
702160
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704-Screw you.
705-Blow me.
706
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709When I appointed
710General Charles Sherman...
711
712162
71300:10:44,678 --> 00:10:46,012
714.to the Joint Chiefs...
715
716163
71700:10:46,513 --> 00:10:49,015
718...i knew he was a man
719with a dream.
720
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723I have always believed
724that dreams are like our children.
725
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728Buy a new speech, Russell.
729
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732That dead general's lucky.
733He won't have to hear it again.
734
735167
73600:11:01,127 --> 00:11:03,029
737Grab me a towel, will you?
738
739168
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741I don't like to interrupted
742while on the bike. What's going on?
743
744169
74500:11:06,933 --> 00:11:09,035
746I'm afraid a situation's come up.
747
748170
74900:11:09,336 --> 00:11:13,039
750The Democrats may have some
751damaging information about...
752
753171
75400:11:13,206 --> 00:11:14,541
755...olympia...
756
757172
75800:11:15,942 --> 00:11:17,043
759Olympia?
760
761173
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763We've had that buried for years.
764
765174
76600:11:19,212 --> 00:11:20,547
767I was thinking...
768
769175
77000:11:20,947 --> 00:11:24,050
771...when all this took place,
772Kramer was President.
773
774176
77500:11:24,551 --> 00:11:26,553
776Possibly we can lay the scandal on him.
777
778177
77900:11:27,854 --> 00:11:29,055
780He didn't know anything about it.
781
782178
78300:11:29,222 --> 00:11:31,558
784Could always make it appear he did.
785
786179
78700:11:31,658 --> 00:11:35,061
788A little fiddling with the records,
789some rewriting of history.
790
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793I don't know, Carl.
794That's tricky stuff.
795
796181
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798That'd open a whole new bag of cats.
799
800182
80100:11:40,734 --> 00:11:44,070
802My honest opinion. lf this matter
803isn't taken care of immediately...
804
805183
80600:11:44,371 --> 00:11:47,574
807...no less than the presidency
808is at stake.
809
810184
81100:11:48,074 --> 00:11:52,078
812Don't worry. I can promise this
813is the last you'll hear about it.
814
815185
81600:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,381
817Hear about what?
818
819186
82000:11:57,250 --> 00:12:01,254
821Mrs Sherman told me
822Charlie had a favorite song.
823
824187
82500:12:02,088 --> 00:12:03,590
826One that cheered him up.
827
828188
82900:12:03,890 --> 00:12:06,092
830Please God,
831don't let him quote lyrics.
832
833189
83400:12:06,192 --> 00:12:09,596
835I can't think of anything more
836fitting than to share with you...
837
838190
83900:12:09,696 --> 00:12:11,097
840...the words from that song.
841
842191
84300:12:11,498 --> 00:12:13,500
844Oh, Christ.
845
846192
84700:12:14,601 --> 00:12:16,603
848"Muskrat Susie
849
850193
85100:12:16,703 --> 00:12:18,104
852"Muskrat Sam
853
854194
85500:12:18,271 --> 00:12:21,107
856"Do the jitterbug out in Muskrat-land
857
858195
85900:12:21,274 --> 00:12:23,276
860"And they shimmy
861
862196
86300:12:26,279 --> 00:12:28,281
864"And Sammy's so skinny."
865
866197
86700:12:36,690 --> 00:12:38,692
868How are you doing?
869
870198
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872Hello, Senator.
873
874199
87500:12:41,861 --> 00:12:43,863
876Good to see you.
877
878200
87900:12:46,700 --> 00:12:48,068
880Nice to have seen you.
881
882201
88300:12:48,234 --> 00:12:50,570
884Mr. President, hello.
885
886202
88700:12:50,737 --> 00:12:53,073
888What a lovely surprise.
889
890203
89100:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,575
892And how is my favorite
893TV newsperson?
894
895204
89600:12:55,975 --> 00:12:57,077
897I'm your favorite?
898
899205
90000:12:57,577 --> 00:12:59,079
901I thought Diane Sawyer was.
902
903206
90400:12:59,379 --> 00:13:01,381
905She is. How is she?
906
907207
90800:13:02,716 --> 00:13:05,585
909Rumor has it a major scandal
910is about to blow...
911
912208
91300:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,587
914...and it may involve you.
915
916209
91700:13:07,721 --> 00:13:09,089
918No, not me, Kaye.
919
920210
92100:13:09,489 --> 00:13:11,091
922My nose is clean.
923
924211
92500:13:11,257 --> 00:13:15,595
926I heard that in your last year
927in office you took a very generous...
928
929212
93000:13:15,729 --> 00:13:16,596
931..."fee"...
932
933213
93400:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,098
935...for delivering a defense contract.
936
937214
93800:13:18,498 --> 00:13:19,599
939I'm just...
940
941215
94200:13:19,766 --> 00:13:21,101
943...looking for a confirmation.
944
945216
94600:13:21,401 --> 00:13:25,405
947Are you saying that
948I took a kickback.?
949
950217
95100:13:27,007 --> 00:13:29,109
952Excuse me, got a minute?
953
954218
95500:13:29,409 --> 00:13:32,612
956Looks like Haney's involved
957in this Kramer kickback story.
958
959219
96000:13:32,912 --> 00:13:36,916
961But a defense contractor's prepared
962to say he paid Kramer off.
963
964220
96500:13:37,584 --> 00:13:39,119
966Then that's that Case closed
967
968221
96900:13:39,252 --> 00:13:42,622
970No, it's not. Our sources tell us
971Haney's shifting the blame.
972
973222
97400:13:42,789 --> 00:13:44,624
975Word is, it was done over lunch.
976
977223
97800:13:45,091 --> 00:13:46,626
979-Really?
980-Just you and the contractor.
981
982224
98300:13:46,860 --> 00:13:47,627
984Very cozy.
985
986225
98700:13:47,861 --> 00:13:49,629
988Who is this contractor?
989
990226
99100:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,631
992Charlie Reynolds.
993
994227
99500:13:51,998 --> 00:13:54,134
996Oh, you're kidding.
997
998228
99900:13:54,501 --> 00:13:57,137
1000You know I would tell you
1001the name of the contractor...
1002
1003229
100400:13:57,370 --> 00:13:59,139
1005...if I was your favorite
1006TV newsperson.
1007
1008230
100900:13:59,606 --> 00:14:01,141
1010But since I'm not...
1011
1012231
101300:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,510
1014Take care.
1015
1016232
101700:14:06,312 --> 00:14:07,147
1018Did you hear that?
1019
1020233
102100:14:07,380 --> 00:14:09,649
1022I did. It's a crock
1023and we both know it.
1024
1025234
102600:14:09,816 --> 00:14:12,652
1027It's a kick in the balls.
1028Sorry, sweetheart.
1029
1030235
103100:14:13,119 --> 00:14:15,655
1032I'm a politician's wife.
1033I have a set of my own.
1034
1035236
103600:14:16,022 --> 00:14:19,659
1037I know you and Charlie were friends
1038but he's in over his head.
1039
1040237
104100:14:20,026 --> 00:14:22,662
1042You're going to Washington
1043for the book convention?
1044
1045238
104600:14:22,829 --> 00:14:25,665
1047It'd be a great time to talk to him.
1048
1049239
105000:14:26,132 --> 00:14:29,169
1051I'd like to help you, Joe,
1052but I'm not getting involved.
1053
1054240
105500:14:29,736 --> 00:14:31,171
1056lf you do this for us...
1057
1058241
105900:14:31,638 --> 00:14:33,173
1060...the Party'll be grateful.
1061
1062242
106300:14:33,406 --> 00:14:36,176
1064We both know you want another crack
1065at the Oval Office.
1066
1067243
106800:14:36,409 --> 00:14:39,679
1069I told you I was thinking about
1070running again. Just thinking.
1071
1072244
107300:14:40,046 --> 00:14:41,681
1074The Party wouldn't back me.
1075
1076245
107700:14:42,148 --> 00:14:44,150
1078Besides they wouldn't.
1079
1080246
108100:14:44,351 --> 00:14:45,685
1082-Would they?
1083-Of course, they would.
1084
1085247
108600:14:45,919 --> 00:14:48,688
1087I'm the Democratic Chairman.
1088We need your help.
1089
1090248
109100:14:48,855 --> 00:14:53,693
1092If you're seriously considering
1093running again, you'll need ours.
1094
1095249
109600:14:53,860 --> 00:14:55,195
1097When did this supposedly happen?
1098
1099250
110000:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,197
1101It was seven years ago.
1102
1103251
110400:14:57,364 --> 00:14:58,698
1105I don't understand it.
1106
1107252
110800:14:59,265 --> 00:15:02,702
1109Why me and why now?
1110Who'll benefit from framing me?
1111
1112253
111300:15:03,269 --> 00:15:06,272
1114The President of the United States.
1115
1116254
111700:15:22,455 --> 00:15:23,723
1118I thought about your offer.
1119
1120255
112100:15:24,290 --> 00:15:25,225
1122Not that I'd run again...
1123
1124256
112500:15:25,792 --> 00:15:30,730
1126...but you really think
1127the Party'd back me if I helped out?
1128
1129257
113000:15:30,964 --> 00:15:32,966
1131It's already been discussed.
1132
1133258
113400:15:34,401 --> 00:15:35,735
1135Really?
1136
1137259
113800:15:36,102 --> 00:15:40,106
1139Now that I think of it
1140there is an extra bonus to this.
1141
1142260
114300:15:41,808 --> 00:15:44,244
1144I either get the son of a bitch
1145I hate...
1146
1147261
114800:15:44,411 --> 00:15:44,744
1149Good to see you.
1150
1151262
115200:15:45,311 --> 00:15:49,315
1153...or the son of a bitch I really hate.
1154
1155263
115600:15:51,317 --> 00:15:53,319
1157I'll do it.
1158
1159264
116000:15:57,924 --> 00:16:01,261
1161Get me the name of that contractor.
1162You must dig that up.
1163
1164265
116500:16:01,761 --> 00:16:03,763
1166I'll get right on it.
1167
1168266
116900:16:05,265 --> 00:16:07,767
1170We agreed the zipper would be
1171in the up position.
1172
1173267
117400:16:08,268 --> 00:16:11,271
1175it's part of the deal.
1176
1177268
117800:16:12,172 --> 00:16:15,775
1179I wonder what they'd pay me
1180if I tattooed their logo on my ass.
1181
1182269
118300:16:16,076 --> 00:16:19,079
1184-I could ask, sir.
1185-Just drive the cart!
1186
1187270
118800:16:32,459 --> 00:16:35,295
1189I've actually thought about
1190playing professionally.
1191
1192271
119300:16:35,595 --> 00:16:36,796
1194I do't know about that
1195
1196272
119700:16:37,297 --> 00:16:42,302
1198I think the ladies' tour likes
1199their payers to be more masculine.
1200
1201273
120200:16:59,452 --> 00:17:01,454
1203Hold this.
1204
1205274
120600:17:07,027 --> 00:17:09,829
1207Thank you, Russ. That's for you.
1208
1209275
121000:17:10,330 --> 00:17:13,333
1211You son of a
1212
1213276
121400:17:30,150 --> 00:17:32,352
1215I'm so sorry
1216and I'm so embarrassed.
1217
1218277
121900:17:32,652 --> 00:17:35,855
1220And I hope this doesn't scare you
1221away from golf.
1222
1223278
122400:17:36,156 --> 00:17:37,857
1225Because it's such a great sport.
1226
1227279
122800:17:38,258 --> 00:17:40,860
1229I know your people,
1230the black people...
1231
1232280
123300:17:41,027 --> 00:17:42,362
1234...don't enjoy the game.
1235
1236281
123700:17:42,495 --> 00:17:45,865
1238it's because you can't get into
1239the nice clubs, the restricted ones.
1240
1241282
124200:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,368
1243But blacks are so good
1244at many sports.
1245
1246283
124700:17:48,568 --> 00:17:53,373
1248Maybe it's good that we white folk
1249have a sport you guys aren't so good at.
1250
1251284
125200:17:53,573 --> 00:17:54,374
1253Mr. Vice President, this way.
1254
1255285
125600:17:54,874 --> 00:17:57,877
1257-ls there a problem?
1258-There'll be less of one if you come.
1259
1260286
126100:17:58,044 --> 00:17:58,378
1262So long.
1263
1264287
126500:17:58,878 --> 00:18:01,881
1266I'm getting a cramp.
1267
1268288
126900:18:05,051 --> 00:18:08,888
1270Interesting game.
1271You're playing pretty tough.
1272
1273289
127400:18:09,055 --> 00:18:11,057
1275Tough enough to win, I hope.
1276
1277290
127800:18:11,591 --> 00:18:12,392
1279Maybe.
1280
1281291
128200:18:12,525 --> 00:18:15,528
1283You never know when
1284you'll get stuck with a bad lie.
1285
1286292
128700:18:25,538 --> 00:18:28,408
1288Here I come, fighting back
1289from behind
1290
1291293
129200:18:28,541 --> 00:18:30,910
1293Too little, too Iate.
1294You'll never catch us.
1295
1296294
129700:18:31,077 --> 00:18:34,080
1298I'm pretty sure
1299I'll catch one of you.
1300
1301295
130200:18:41,421 --> 00:18:44,391
1303Excellent work, Caldwell.
1304I'll be in touch.
1305
1306296
130700:18:44,724 --> 00:18:45,392
1308What'd he find?
1309
1310297
131100:18:45,825 --> 00:18:49,896
1312Charlie Reynolds is the frigging guy
1313who says I took the kickback.
1314
1315298
131600:18:50,130 --> 00:18:53,400
1317Don't say "frigging." If you must use
1318the F-word, go for the gold.
1319
1320299
132100:18:53,833 --> 00:18:54,901
1322Why would he say that?
1323
1324300
132500:18:55,335 --> 00:18:56,903
1326I think he's covering for Haney.
1327
1328301
132900:18:57,103 --> 00:18:59,906
1330it's Haney's mess
1331and he's shifting it to me.
1332
1333302
133400:19:00,240 --> 00:19:01,408
1335I didn't think he was that smart.
1336
1337303
133800:19:03,343 --> 00:19:03,910
1339He learned from the master.
1340
1341304
134200:19:04,144 --> 00:19:07,914
1343I met him once. Haney brought him
1344into the office for lunch.
1345
1346305
134700:19:08,148 --> 00:19:11,918
1348As I remember, we sat around
1349talking about golf most of the time.
1350
1351306
135200:19:12,252 --> 00:19:14,921
1353Now Reynolds is getting ready
1354to release an affidavit saying...
1355
1356307
135700:19:15,255 --> 00:19:18,258
1358...that he was alone with me.
1359
1360308
136100:19:20,360 --> 00:19:20,427
1362Don't do that with the liquor.
1363
1364309
136500:19:20,593 --> 00:19:23,596
1366it's so...george Bush.
1367
1368310
136900:19:25,665 --> 00:19:26,433
1370Wait.
1371
1372311
137300:19:26,866 --> 00:19:27,934
1374Wait a minute.
1375
1376312
137700:19:28,168 --> 00:19:30,937
1378If the meeting took place
1379in the Oval Office...
1380
1381313
138200:19:31,171 --> 00:19:35,942
1383...then there's a record of it
1384in the log naming everyone present.
1385
1386314
138700:19:36,109 --> 00:19:36,943
1388This is easy.
1389
1390315
139100:19:37,110 --> 00:19:38,945
1392I send Caldwell to the archives...
1393
1394316
139500:19:39,379 --> 00:19:41,948
1396...and get some hard evidence
1397I can shove in Reynolds' face.
1398
1399317
140000:19:42,282 --> 00:19:43,450
1401Well done, dear.
1402
1403318
140400:19:43,783 --> 00:19:47,954
1405Before we check out, do you want me
1406to steal the little shampoos?
1407
1408319
140900:19:48,188 --> 00:19:51,958
1410Oh God, Margaret,
1411come on now. PIease.
1412
1413320
141400:19:52,125 --> 00:19:54,127
1415I already got them.
1416
1417321
141800:20:03,203 --> 00:20:04,404
1419It's not there?!
1420
1421322
142200:20:04,738 --> 00:20:07,407
1423I have the appointment log
1424right in front of me.
1425
1426323
142700:20:07,674 --> 00:20:11,411
1428I see your name, Charles Reynolds'
1429name, and at the bottom...
1430
1431324
143200:20:11,711 --> 00:20:14,914
1433...the word "Olympia" circled in red.
1434
1435325
143600:20:15,315 --> 00:20:17,317
1437Sir?
1438
1439326
144000:20:22,088 --> 00:20:26,426
1441Don't be a moron, Charlie! You're
1442saying you offered me a kickback...
1443
1444327
144500:20:26,926 --> 00:20:27,427
1446...and I took it?!
1447
1448328
144900:20:27,927 --> 00:20:29,929
1450That's how I remember it.
1451
1452329
145300:20:30,096 --> 00:20:32,432
1454As I recall just the two of us
1455were there.
1456
1457330
145800:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,434
1459You were pleased about the deal.
1460
1461331
146200:20:34,601 --> 00:20:37,437
1463Just the two of us?
1464Are you sure about that?
1465
1466332
146700:20:37,837 --> 00:20:39,939
1468There's nothing more to discuss.
1469
1470333
147100:20:40,040 --> 00:20:43,443
1472We have Iots to discuss
1473How's this for o .
1474peners?
1475
1476334
147700:20:43,543 --> 00:20:47,447
1478You and your buddies tampering
1479with documents in the archives?
1480
1481335
148200:20:47,947 --> 00:20:50,950
1483That'll be hard to explain
1484when you get subpoenaed.
1485
1486336
148700:20:51,451 --> 00:20:54,454
1488I'm sorry, sir. I have no idea
1489what you're talking about.
1490
1491337
149200:20:54,854 --> 00:20:58,858
1493I'm going to have to stand
1494by my original statement.
1495
1496338
149700:20:59,125 --> 00:21:02,128
1498You'll have to stand alone.
1499
1500339
150100:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,469
1502-Let's go, Bruce.
1503-It's Jim.
1504
1505340
150600:21:09,869 --> 00:21:11,471
1507Yeah, you're black and tall.
1508
1509341
151000:21:11,971 --> 00:21:14,974
1511Whoopdee-frigging-do.
1512
1513342
151400:21:20,880 --> 00:21:21,981
1515Mr. Reynolds...
1516
1517343
151800:21:22,382 --> 00:21:23,483
1519...the president's here.
1520
1521344
152200:21:23,650 --> 00:21:24,984
1523He just left.
1524
1525345
152600:21:25,151 --> 00:21:26,986
1527No, another one.
1528
1529346
153000:21:27,153 --> 00:21:29,155
1531Charlie, old buddy!
1532
1533347
153400:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,491
1535How about we take a walk?
1536
1537348
153800:21:31,591 --> 00:21:34,594
1539Talk about old times.
1540
1541349
154200:21:36,796 --> 00:21:37,997
1543I assure you...
1544
1545350
154600:21:38,164 --> 00:21:41,501
1547...the arrangement was made
1548with President Kramer alone.
1549
1550351
155100:21:41,668 --> 00:21:46,506
1552We're friends. I want to believe you,
1553but some people say it wasn't that way.
1554
1555352
155600:21:46,606 --> 00:21:49,009
1557This is turning into
1558a huge political bomb.
1559
1560353
156100:21:49,442 --> 00:21:53,513
1562Not that I mind, because when
1563it blows, my party's going to be in.
1564
1565354
156600:21:54,080 --> 00:21:54,981
1567Look...
1568
1569355
157000:21:55,181 --> 00:21:58,018
1571...Haney, Kramer,
1572one of them is going down.
1573
1574356
157500:21:58,518 --> 00:22:02,022
1576Now the Democrats can offer you
1577immunity if you give us the name.
1578
1579357
158000:22:02,188 --> 00:22:04,024
1581Now, come on, who took the kickback?
1582
1583358
158400:22:04,524 --> 00:22:05,525
1585Please tell me it's Kramer.
1586
1587359
158800:22:06,126 --> 00:22:10,130
1589If it is I'll give you
1590a big kiss on the lips.
1591
1592360
159300:22:13,133 --> 00:22:16,536
1594Carl, I'm in a very tough spot here.
1595
1596361
159700:22:16,703 --> 00:22:18,538
1598I know. There's nothing
1599to worry about.
1600
1601362
160200:22:19,039 --> 00:22:19,539
1603Hang tight.
1604
1605363
160600:22:19,839 --> 00:22:24,044
1607They came to my office yesterday!
1608They came to my place of business!
1609
1610364
161100:22:24,444 --> 00:22:27,047
1612Now, look, I know we have a deal...
1613
1614365
161500:22:27,213 --> 00:22:30,050
1616...but if I knew this would happen
1617I wouldn't have signed on.
1618
1619366
162000:22:30,450 --> 00:22:34,554
1621Be calm and know you have the full.
1622power of the White House behind you.
1623
1624367
162500:22:34,721 --> 00:22:37,724
1626Okay? I'll be in touch.
1627
1628368
162900:22:39,492 --> 00:22:41,061
1630Reynolds sounds shaky.
1631
1632369
163300:22:42,062 --> 00:22:46,066
1634I better get over there
1635and give our friend moral support.
1636
1637370
163800:22:55,241 --> 00:22:58,078
1639Okay, folks, please step back.
1640Form a line
1641
1642371
164300:22:58,578 --> 00:23:00,080
1644Everyone will get an autograph.
1645
1646372
164700:23:00,246 --> 00:23:02,582
1648He wrote a cookbook How dare he?
1649
1650373
165100:23:02,882 --> 00:23:05,085
1652When he was President
1653he cooked for his guests.
1654
1655374
165600:23:05,485 --> 00:23:06,086
1657That's not the point.
1658
1659375
166000:23:06,586 --> 00:23:08,588
1661Did Washington write
1662about wooden teeth?
1663
1664376
166500:23:08,988 --> 00:23:12,592
1666"Did Taft write
1667Thirty Days to a Slimmer Ass"?
1668
1669377
167000:23:12,759 --> 00:23:14,094
1671It's shameful.
1672
1673378
167400:23:14,260 --> 00:23:15,595
1675Mr. President?
1676
1677379
167800:23:15,762 --> 00:23:17,764
1679It's okay, Chet.
1680
1681380
168200:23:19,165 --> 00:23:22,602
1683Mr. Reynolds would appreciate
1684your signing this for his daughter.
1685
1686381
168700:23:22,702 --> 00:23:24,104
1688Who? Charlie?
1689
1690382
169100:23:32,212 --> 00:23:34,214
1692Be glad to.
1693
1694383
169500:23:35,015 --> 00:23:36,116
1696There you go.
1697
1698384
169900:23:36,716 --> 00:23:39,719
1700This'll make him very happy.
1701
1702385
170300:23:41,621 --> 00:23:43,123
1704President Douglas...
1705
1706386
170700:23:43,423 --> 00:23:45,625
1708...here's the sandwich you ordered.
1709
1710387
171100:23:45,792 --> 00:23:47,794
1712Just one moment.
1713
1714388
171500:23:52,032 --> 00:23:54,034
1716Chet, could you...?
1717
1718389
171900:23:57,604 --> 00:23:57,637
1720I didn't order a sandwich.
1721
1722390
172300:23:57,971 --> 00:23:58,538
1724Yes, sir.
1725
1726391
172700:23:59,139 --> 00:23:59,639
1728Sandwich boy.
1729
1730392
173100:24:00,240 --> 00:24:01,141
1732Come with us
1733
1734393
173500:24:01,541 --> 00:24:04,144
1736Drop the bag.
1737Hands behind your back.
1738
1739394
174000:24:04,310 --> 00:24:05,145
1741What'd I do?
1742
1743395
174400:24:05,311 --> 00:24:06,379
1745-Don't move
1746-He said turkey and Swiss!
1747
1748396
174900:24:06,379 --> 00:24:06,646
1750-Don't move
1751-He said turkey and Swiss!
1752
1753397
175400:24:07,047 --> 00:24:09,049
1755-What's in the bag?
1756-A sandwich.
1757
1758398
175900:24:52,092 --> 00:24:53,159
1760You made the right choice.
1761
1762399
176300:24:53,360 --> 00:24:55,161
1764I hope so, Matt.
1765
1766400
176700:24:55,295 --> 00:24:57,297
1768Get in.
1769
1770401
177100:25:01,368 --> 00:25:03,670
1772it's my duty to officially
1773serve you with a subpoena.
1774
1775402
177600:25:03,837 --> 00:25:06,840
1777Oh, God. Did you have to do that?
1778
1779403
178000:25:07,273 --> 00:25:09,275
1781I always admired you.
1782
1783404
178400:25:10,477 --> 00:25:12,479
1785The hell...
1786
1787405
178800:25:13,546 --> 00:25:15,181
1789My ex-wife.
1790
1791406
179200:25:15,348 --> 00:25:17,183
1793Damn.
1794
1795407
179600:25:17,350 --> 00:25:21,688
1797Don't ever get a divorce, Charlie.
1798I swear, half the time...
1799
1800408
180100:25:21,855 --> 00:25:24,858
1802...i wish somebody'd
1803walk up and shoot me.
1804
1805409
180600:25:26,693 --> 00:25:28,194
1807Oh, my God!
1808
1809410
181000:25:28,361 --> 00:25:31,364
1811What are you doing?!
1812
1813411
181400:25:31,865 --> 00:25:34,701
1815What's going on. Douglas?
1816Oh, my God.
1817
1818412
181900:25:35,068 --> 00:25:36,202
1820He's dead.
1821
1822413
182300:25:36,369 --> 00:25:38,204
1824Oh, my God! What the hell?
1825
1826414
182700:25:38,571 --> 00:25:39,706
1828Don't make a scene.
1829
1830415
183100:25:40,006 --> 00:25:42,208
1832-What did you do?!
1833-What did I do?!
1834
1835416
183600:25:42,375 --> 00:25:45,712
1837You caught me. We got in a fight
1838about your cookbook so I plugged him.
1839
1840417
184100:25:48,014 --> 00:25:48,214
1842You got a problem
1843with my cookbook?
1844
1845418
184600:25:48,515 --> 00:25:51,718
1847We are two ex-presidents
1848inches away from a dead man.
1849
1850419
185100:25:51,885 --> 00:25:53,219
1852Not a good place to be.
1853
1854420
185500:25:53,386 --> 00:25:55,722
1856What were you doing with Reynolds?
1857You know about Olympia, don't you?
1858
1859421
186000:25:55,889 --> 00:25:58,725
1861-I know about the kickback you took.
1862-I didn't take one!
1863
1864422
186500:25:59,025 --> 00:26:02,228
1866-What business is it of yours anyway?
1867-Where can we talk?
1868
1869423
187000:26:02,395 --> 00:26:05,398
1871I know, follow me.
1872
1873424
187400:26:20,013 --> 00:26:22,449
1875For the last time,
1876I'm telling everything I know.
1877
1878425
187900:26:22,716 --> 00:26:25,452
1880And I don't have the slightest clue
1881what Olympia is?
1882
1883426
188400:26:26,019 --> 00:26:28,455
1885Excuse me, Dad.
1886Did you want a drink?
1887
1888427
188900:26:28,621 --> 00:26:29,956
1890Fruit juice, honey.
1891
1892428
189300:26:30,523 --> 00:26:32,459
1894-Vodka tonic
1895-I'm sure we can swing that.
1896
1897429
189800:26:33,026 --> 00:26:33,960
1899I never touch alcohol.
1900
1901430
190200:26:34,294 --> 00:26:35,962
1903Dulls the senses.
1904
1905431
190600:26:36,129 --> 00:26:38,131
1907You're full of shit.
1908
1909432
191000:26:40,300 --> 00:26:40,467
1911Hi, there.
1912
1913433
191400:26:40,633 --> 00:26:41,968
1915We're talking big-people talk.
1916
1917434
191800:26:42,135 --> 00:26:43,470
1919Did you hear that?
1920
1921435
192200:26:43,636 --> 00:26:44,971
1923Here, here.
1924
1925436
192600:26:45,138 --> 00:26:46,473
1927Money. For you.
1928
1929437
193000:26:47,173 --> 00:26:47,474
1931Thanks.
1932
1933438
193400:26:47,640 --> 00:26:48,975
1935-Don't do that
1936-Why?
1937
1938439
193900:26:49,142 --> 00:26:51,978
1940I'm showing him
1941how you got elected.
1942
1943440
194400:26:52,379 --> 00:26:53,480
1945Play with me.
1946
1947441
194800:26:54,080 --> 00:26:59,085
1949I can't right now Davy. But, here.
1950See, take this and run along.
1951
1952442
195300:27:00,387 --> 00:27:01,488
1954Give me the gun.
1955
1956443
195700:27:01,788 --> 00:27:05,492
1958You go hide. I'll count from 100
1959and then come find you. Okay?
1960
1961444
196200:27:05,992 --> 00:27:07,994
1963Skedaddle. One hundred...
1964
1965445
196600:27:08,161 --> 00:27:09,996
1967...ninety-nine.....
1968
1969446
197000:27:11,664 --> 00:27:12,165
1971Okay, where were we?
1972
1973447
197400:27:15,001 --> 00:27:17,003
1975Maybe you weren't involved
1976in Charlie's death...
1977
1978448
197900:27:17,137 --> 00:27:19,005
1980...but you're involved somehow.
1981
1982449
198300:27:19,506 --> 00:27:23,009
1984I'm involved? What about you?
1985You were sitting in a dead man's car.
1986
1987450
198800:27:23,410 --> 00:27:25,512
1989Now you know. I enjoy
1990spending time with dead men.
1991
1992451
199300:27:25,812 --> 00:27:27,514
1994-You don't believe me?
1995-Go ahead and die.
1996
1997452
199800:27:27,681 --> 00:27:28,515
1999It'll perk me up.
2000
2001453
200200:27:28,915 --> 00:27:29,983
2003You...
2004
2005454
200600:27:30,183 --> 00:27:32,185
2007Someone's here for you.
2008
2009455
201000:27:33,687 --> 00:27:36,523
2011Good afternoon, sirs.
2012Colonel Paul Tanner, NSA.
2013
2014456
201500:27:36,690 --> 00:27:40,026
2016President Haney must meet with
2017the both of you as quickly as possible.
2018
2019457
202000:27:40,193 --> 00:27:42,529
2021We have transportation
2022to Camp David.
2023
2024458
202500:27:43,029 --> 00:27:44,531
2026How'd you find us here?
2027
2028459
202900:27:44,831 --> 00:27:47,534
2030We know where you are
2031at all times, sir.
2032
2033460
203400:27:48,134 --> 00:27:51,137
2035That's our business.
2036
2037461
203800:28:24,738 --> 00:28:25,572
2039Major...
2040
2041462
204200:28:25,739 --> 00:28:29,075
2043...is there a problem? The flight
2044to Camp David isn't this long.
2045
2046463
204700:28:29,476 --> 00:28:31,578
2048My orders didn't mention Camp David.
2049
2050464
205100:28:31,745 --> 00:28:34,581
2052We were told we were going
2053to Camp David to see Haney.
2054
2055465
205600:28:34,748 --> 00:28:38,752
2057Sir, as far as know,
2058President Haney's at the White House.
2059
2060466
206100:28:39,586 --> 00:28:40,587
2062Something's wrong.
2063
2064467
206500:28:40,754 --> 00:28:43,089
2066-Now what?
2067-Haney's in Washington.
2068
2069468
207000:28:43,490 --> 00:28:45,592
2071They are taking us out
2072in the middle of nowhere.
2073
2074469
207500:28:45,759 --> 00:28:48,094
2076That duplicitous little turd.
2077
2078470
207900:28:48,261 --> 00:28:50,096
2080I want to speak to the White House.
2081
2082471
208300:28:50,497 --> 00:28:53,099
2084I'm sorry. I've been. instructed
2085to maintain radio silence.
2086
2087472
208800:28:54,034 --> 00:28:55,602
2089Then put this bird on the ground, now!
2090
2091473
209200:28:55,902 --> 00:28:56,603
2093That's an order.
2094
2095474
209600:28:57,003 --> 00:29:01,007
2097Respectfully sir, I can't do that.
2098My orders are classified.
2099
2100475
210100:29:01,207 --> 00:29:02,609
2102All right.....
2103
2104476
210500:29:02,776 --> 00:29:06,780
2106Land this contraption or
2107I'll blow your head off!
2108
2109477
211000:29:16,222 --> 00:29:20,226
2111You said you wanted
2112to maintain radio silence...
2113
2114478
211500:29:20,794 --> 00:29:21,628
2116What the hell?!
2117
2118479
211900:29:22,128 --> 00:29:25,131
2120Don't shoot a gun in a confined area!
2121You want to deafen us.
2122
2123480
212400:29:26,132 --> 00:29:27,133
2125Just get out of the chopper.
2126
2127481
212800:29:27,534 --> 00:29:29,636
2129-Get out of the chopper!
2130-The crops?
2131
2132482
213300:29:30,036 --> 00:29:33,039
2134Get out!
2135
2136483
213700:29:40,547 --> 00:29:42,148
2138What we do now?
2139
2140484
214100:29:42,315 --> 00:29:45,151
2142It's our butts if we let them
2143out of sight.
2144
2145485
214600:29:45,552 --> 00:29:49,656
2147lf I have to get a hearing aid
2148after this, I'm sending you the bill.
2149
2150486
215100:29:50,156 --> 00:29:54,160
2152if I have to listen to you bitch,
2153I'll beat you to death with my shoe!
2154
2155487
215600:29:54,561 --> 00:29:57,664
2157Now what the hell are they doing?
2158Get out of here!
2159
2160488
216100:29:58,164 --> 00:30:00,166
2162Go on, get going! Shoo! Shoo!
2163
2164489
216500:30:00,667 --> 00:30:02,168
2166They're not leaving.
2167
2168490
216900:30:02,335 --> 00:30:03,670
2170Maybe if you make a scary face.....
2171
2172491
217300:30:04,070 --> 00:30:05,672
2174Wait a minute, Einstein.
2175
2176492
217700:30:05,839 --> 00:30:09,175
2178We never had to leave the chopper!
2179You've got their gun!
2180
2181493
218200:30:09,743 --> 00:30:11,678
2183We could've made them
2184take us back to Washington.
2185
2186494
218700:30:11,845 --> 00:30:13,179
2188Now you figure that out!
2189
2190495
219100:30:13,346 --> 00:30:16,182
2192As usual, a Republican comes up
2193with a plan while the Democrat...
2194
2195496
219600:30:16,683 --> 00:30:18,184
2197...wanders in the woods.
2198
2199497
220000:30:18,585 --> 00:30:20,186
2201Flag them down.
2202
2203498
220400:30:20,487 --> 00:30:21,688
2205Come on down.
2206
2207499
220800:30:22,088 --> 00:30:23,189
2209Bring it down.
2210
2211500
221200:30:23,490 --> 00:30:26,493
2213Bring...it...down!
2214
2215501
221600:30:46,012 --> 00:30:48,014
2217They're down.
2218
2219502
222000:31:02,328 --> 00:31:06,733
2221I don't believe this it's madness.
2222You know what gives me the red ass?
2223
2224503
222500:31:07,033 --> 00:31:07,734
2226The red ass?
2227
2228504
222900:31:08,134 --> 00:31:09,736
2230Haney's behind all this.
2231
2232505
223300:31:10,136 --> 00:31:12,739
2234Damn it, he's not going to get
2235away with it. We'll go public.
2236
2237506
223800:31:13,340 --> 00:31:14,741
2239I'll call Kaye Griffin.
2240
2241507
224200:31:14,908 --> 00:31:18,745
2243We'll go on TV and tell them about
2244Reynolds, murder and the explosion.
2245
2246508
224700:31:19,145 --> 00:31:22,248
2248Are you crazy?
2249We can't go public without evidence.
2250
2251509
225200:31:22,749 --> 00:31:23,750
2253We'll look like couple of morons.
2254
2255510
225600:31:24,250 --> 00:31:25,251
2257The people will believe us!
2258
2259511
226000:31:25,685 --> 00:31:26,252
2261Why?
2262
2263512
226400:31:26,419 --> 00:31:28,421
2265Because we're presidents.
2266
2267513
226800:31:30,256 --> 00:31:33,760
2269They won't believe us.
2270What are we supposed to do?
2271
2272514
227300:31:33,860 --> 00:31:35,862
2274I don't know.
2275
2276515
227700:31:39,432 --> 00:31:40,266
2278Call Douglas's and Kramer's families.
2279
2280516
228100:31:40,433 --> 00:31:42,769
2282Tell them the presidents're called
2283on an emergency summit.
2284
2285517
228600:31:42,936 --> 00:31:45,271
2287They will not be reachable and
2288we have no further information.
2289
2290518
229100:31:45,672 --> 00:31:46,773
2292Unless you find them in the wreckage...
2293
2294519
229500:31:47,007 --> 00:31:49,776
2296...they're still out there with
2297about a three-hour head start.
2298
2299520
230000:31:50,176 --> 00:31:52,278
2301Put up the checkpoints for
2302ten miles around the crash site.
2303
2304521
230500:31:52,612 --> 00:31:55,615
2306I want this resolved tonight.
2307
2308522
230900:32:03,089 --> 00:32:07,093
2310I'm hungry. Give me one of those
2311Tootsie Rolls you've got.
2312
2313523
231400:32:08,094 --> 00:32:10,096
2315Wait a minute.
2316
2317524
231800:32:11,297 --> 00:32:12,799
2319Here's half. You owe me.
2320
2321525
232200:32:12,966 --> 00:32:14,300
2323I owe you?
2324
2325526
232600:32:14,401 --> 00:32:18,405
2327What, a penny? Man, you are
2328one cheap son of a bitch.
2329
2330527
233100:32:23,476 --> 00:32:25,812
2332I am one cheap son of a bitch.
2333
2334528
233500:32:25,979 --> 00:32:28,314
2336That's what'll save our backsides!
2337
2338529
233900:32:28,481 --> 00:32:32,819
2340I had the White House kitchen staff
2341track every meal.
2342
2343530
234400:32:32,986 --> 00:32:36,322
2345They have a record of
2346everything served, and to whom.
2347
2348531
234900:32:36,489 --> 00:32:37,824
2350You're cheaper than I thought.
2351
2352532
235300:32:37,991 --> 00:32:39,325
2354Stow it, sailor!
2355
2356533
235700:32:39,426 --> 00:32:42,829
2358The log will prove Haney was
2359at that lunch with Reynolds.
2360
2361534
236200:32:42,996 --> 00:32:47,334
2363And it's not in the National Archives,
2364it's in my presidential library in Ohio.
2365
2366535
236700:32:47,500 --> 00:32:51,338
2368So I just call the library and have
2369them fax the records to key people.
2370
2371536
237200:32:51,438 --> 00:32:52,839
2373No, you can't call.
2374
2375537
237600:32:53,006 --> 00:32:56,343
2377Somebody wants us dead, when they
2378find we're not, they'll look for us.
2379
2380538
238100:32:56,843 --> 00:32:58,845
2382They'll be tapping phones.
2383
2384539
238500:32:59,012 --> 00:33:00,847
2386Our home phones, office phones.....
2387
2388540
238900:33:01,348 --> 00:33:03,850
2390How'll we contact the library?
2391
2392541
239300:33:04,150 --> 00:33:06,853
2394it's a nice night to walk to Ohio.
2395
2396542
239700:33:07,454 --> 00:33:09,856
2398-We don't know what state we're in.
2399-Come on, Grandpa.
2400
2401543
240200:33:10,357 --> 00:33:11,358
2403What'd you say?
2404
2405544
240600:33:11,458 --> 00:33:13,360
2407You heard me.
2408
2409545
241000:33:13,526 --> 00:33:16,529
2411Try to keep up with me, buster.
2412
2413546
241400:33:23,770 --> 00:33:25,772
2415Joe Hollis?
2416
2417547
241800:33:26,039 --> 00:33:28,041
2419Thank you.
2420
2421548
242200:33:32,178 --> 00:33:34,180
2423Hello, Joe.
2424
2425549
242600:33:35,281 --> 00:33:38,385
2427What an unexpected and
2428blood-curdeling surprise.
2429
2430550
243100:33:38,551 --> 00:33:41,388
2432Just know how to make a girl
2433get all gooey inside.
2434
2435551
243600:33:41,988 --> 00:33:44,391
2437-What've you heard about the scandal?
2438-Not a word.
2439
2440552
244100:33:44,791 --> 00:33:46,893
2442Excuse me, my salad's getting cold.
2443
2444553
244500:33:47,394 --> 00:33:49,896
2446Kramer's office cancelled
2447all of his appointments.
2448
2449554
245000:33:50,063 --> 00:33:50,897
2451He's disappeared.
2452
2453555
245400:33:51,398 --> 00:33:54,401
2455I have a tough time keeping track
2456of the Democrats--
2457
2458556
245900:33:54,501 --> 00:33:55,902
2460Douglas disappeared too.
2461
2462557
246300:33:56,069 --> 00:33:57,904
2464What a coincidence.
2465
2466558
246700:33:58,405 --> 00:34:01,908
2468If I hear so much as one word,
2469you'll be the first to know.
2470
2471559
247200:34:02,308 --> 00:34:04,411
2473Come on, what's going on here?
2474
2475560
247600:34:04,577 --> 00:34:08,581
2477Is it possible Kramer and Douglas
2478are in on this together?
2479
2480561
248100:34:09,816 --> 00:34:12,819
2482Over their dead bodies.
2483
2484562
248500:34:36,843 --> 00:34:38,845
2486How's it going?
2487
2488563
248900:34:52,759 --> 00:34:54,527
2490Are you them?
2491
2492564
249300:34:54,694 --> 00:34:56,029
2494Are you the real guys?
2495
2496565
249700:34:56,196 --> 00:34:57,530
2498Yeah, we are.
2499
2500566
250100:34:57,864 --> 00:34:59,532
2502Oh, man!
2503
2504567
250500:34:59,866 --> 00:35:01,534
2506I think you're awesome.
2507
2508568
250900:35:01,701 --> 00:35:03,036
2510No fair peeking.
2511
2512569
251300:35:03,470 --> 00:35:05,038
2514Sorry about that.
2515
2516570
251700:35:05,372 --> 00:35:07,040
2518I'm just kidding.
2519
2520571
252100:35:07,207 --> 00:35:12,212
2522I think you're doing a great job too.
2523
2524572
252500:35:14,080 --> 00:35:16,082
2526It's an honor.
2527
2528573
252900:35:17,884 --> 00:35:19,552
2530No. I can't shake right now.
2531
2532574
253300:35:19,719 --> 00:35:21,721
2534I have to keep my hands
2535on the first penis.
2536
2537575
253800:35:24,724 --> 00:35:27,560
2539No problem.
2540
2541576
254200:35:28,094 --> 00:35:31,097
2543it's a pleasure to meet ya!
2544
2545577
254600:35:39,506 --> 00:35:41,074
2547The first...
2548
2549578
255000:35:41,241 --> 00:35:42,075
2551...penis?
2552
2553579
255400:35:42,409 --> 00:35:45,412
2555I think that's what I'll call it
2556from now on.
2557
2558580
255900:35:46,813 --> 00:35:48,815
2560What do you think, Blinky?
2561
2562581
256300:35:54,621 --> 00:35:55,588
2564What's the deal?
2565
2566582
256700:35:55,822 --> 00:35:57,590
2568Bobby didn't say anything
2569about presidents.
2570
2571583
257200:35:57,757 --> 00:35:59,092
2573Figured I was working alone.
2574
2575584
257600:35:59,259 --> 00:36:01,094
2577It don't matter none.
2578
2579585
258000:36:01,261 --> 00:36:02,595
2581What's your name?
2582
2583586
258400:36:02,829 --> 00:36:03,596
2585Matt Douglas.
2586
2587587
258800:36:03,830 --> 00:36:05,598
2589No, stupid. I know you're
2590supposed to look like.
2591
2592588
259300:36:05,832 --> 00:36:07,600
2594What are your real names?
2595
2596589
259700:36:07,767 --> 00:36:09,602
2598Tom and...
2599
2600590
260100:36:09,936 --> 00:36:11,938
2602This is Blinky.
2603
2604591
260500:36:12,639 --> 00:36:14,107
2606Tom and Blinky.
2607
2608592
260900:36:14,274 --> 00:36:15,108
2610I'm Francis.
2611
2612593
261300:36:15,342 --> 00:36:16,109
2614Let's get one thing straight.
2615
2616594
261700:36:16,543 --> 00:36:21,548
2618No sharing tips. it's every man
2619for himself until we get to Cleveland.
2620
2621595
262200:36:22,148 --> 00:36:24,150
2623Now let's rock and roll...
2624
2625596
262600:36:24,851 --> 00:36:25,618
2627We'll be right there.
2628
2629597
263000:36:26,152 --> 00:36:26,619
2631Cleveland?
2632
2633598
263400:36:27,153 --> 00:36:29,122
2635We're out of the woods, Blinky.
2636
2637599
263800:36:29,556 --> 00:36:31,524
2639You dirty son of a--
2640
2641600
264200:36:40,967 --> 00:36:42,969
2643Hey, everybody.
2644
2645601
264600:36:44,471 --> 00:36:47,474
2647Thank you very much.
2648
2649602
265000:36:52,312 --> 00:36:55,315
2651This is going to be fun.
2652
2653603
265400:37:02,822 --> 00:37:04,657
2655It's spooky.
2656He really looks like him.
2657
2658604
265900:37:04,991 --> 00:37:06,159
2660His nose is bigger.
2661
2662605
266300:37:06,326 --> 00:37:08,661
2664Have you ever met the real
2665President Kramer?
2666
2667606
266800:37:09,095 --> 00:37:12,165
2669Actually, I have. A great American.
2670
2671607
267200:37:12,499 --> 00:37:13,667
2673Give me a break.
2674
2675608
267600:37:14,200 --> 00:37:16,169
2677"Our dreams are like children.
2678They need to be nurtured.
2679
2680609
268100:37:16,703 --> 00:37:17,671
2682"They need to be supported."
2683
2684610
268500:37:18,004 --> 00:37:19,673
2686"They need to eat vegetables."
2687
2688611
268900:37:20,173 --> 00:37:21,174
2690Prick.
2691
2692612
269300:37:22,208 --> 00:37:25,178
2694This is so weird. I shouldn't
2695tell you this, but two years ago...
2696
2697613
269800:37:25,612 --> 00:37:29,683
2699...I had a thing with the real Douglas,
2700at a Fourth of July do.
2701
2702614
270300:37:29,849 --> 00:37:31,685
2704And we did it.
2705
2706615
270700:37:31,851 --> 00:37:33,186
2708How about that.
2709
2710616
271100:37:33,520 --> 00:37:35,188
2712Stick a fork in him, he's done.
2713
2714617
271500:37:35,355 --> 00:37:37,190
2716He was a president.
2717He had his four years.
2718
2719618
272000:37:37,424 --> 00:37:39,192
2721We don't need
2722another crappy book.
2723
2724619
272500:37:39,526 --> 00:37:40,694
2726I thought he was a good president.
2727
2728620
272900:37:41,227 --> 00:37:44,197
2730All these old guys want to stay
2731in the game, but they don't have it.
2732
2733621
273400:37:44,364 --> 00:37:47,367
2735Lie down, you're dead
2736and you don't know it.
2737
2738622
273900:37:49,035 --> 00:37:49,703
2740Did you see that?
2741
2742623
274300:37:50,036 --> 00:37:50,704
2744A muscle spasm.
2745
2746624
274700:37:51,037 --> 00:37:54,040
2748I've been getting them lately.
2749I'm terribly sorry.
2750
2751625
275200:37:54,374 --> 00:37:55,208
2753There it goes again.
2754
2755626
275600:37:55,375 --> 00:37:57,711
2757It just seems that--
2758It's very embarrassing.
2759
2760627
276100:37:57,877 --> 00:37:59,212
2762I better take my medication.
2763
2764628
276500:37:59,746 --> 00:38:02,716
2766I hope you don't mind my asking,
2767but how was he? Any good?
2768
2769629
277000:38:02,949 --> 00:38:05,218
2771It was a lot like his presidency.
2772
2773630
277400:38:05,452 --> 00:38:09,456
2775There was a lot of talk leading
2776up to it, then he didn't do much.
2777
2778631
277900:38:10,890 --> 00:38:12,726
2780Excuse me.
2781
2782632
278300:38:12,892 --> 00:38:14,728
2784Douglas, this thing stops in Akron...
2785
2786633
278700:38:15,261 --> 00:38:17,731
2788...which isn't far from Cuyahoga Falls,
2789where my library is.
2790
2791634
279200:38:18,164 --> 00:38:19,733
2793What's it doing there?
2794Weren't you born in Cleveland?
2795
2796635
279700:38:20,066 --> 00:38:23,236
2798Yeah, but Cleveland wouldn't cut me
2799a decent deal on property taxes.
2800
2801636
280200:38:23,770 --> 00:38:25,238
2803Moving that house was a bitch.
2804
2805637
280600:38:25,772 --> 00:38:29,743
2807But the financial benefits
2808have been fantastic.
2809
2810638
281100:38:37,650 --> 00:38:40,653
2812I don't think we'll make it
2813to Akron
2814
2815639
281600:38:41,354 --> 00:38:44,858
2817Let's start at the front
2818and move back.
2819
2820640
282100:38:45,358 --> 00:38:49,362
2822Meet us at the next station.
2823That's where we'll pull them off.
2824
2825641
282600:39:33,807 --> 00:39:35,809
2827Oh, great.
2828
2829642
283000:39:36,076 --> 00:39:38,078
2831The end of the line.
2832
2833643
283400:39:49,089 --> 00:39:51,424
2835My God! How will we do this?
2836
2837644
283800:39:51,591 --> 00:39:53,426
2839Simple. Jump, tuck, and roll.
2840
2841645
284200:39:53,993 --> 00:39:57,430
2843It's all hay and grass out there.
2844It's the "amber waves of grain...'
2845
2846646
284700:39:57,597 --> 00:39:57,931
2848I can't.
2849
2850647
285100:39:58,331 --> 00:39:58,932
2852You can.
2853
2854648
285500:39:59,332 --> 00:40:00,934
2856-I can't!
2857-You can do it!
2858
2859649
286000:40:01,101 --> 00:40:02,435
2861-I can't
2862-Close your eyes.
2863
2864650
286500:40:02,602 --> 00:40:04,437
2866-We'll jump together.
2867-Don't give me that.
2868
2869651
287000:40:04,738 --> 00:40:06,439
2871-I can't do this!
2872-CIose them!
2873
2874652
287500:40:06,773 --> 00:40:07,440
2876Count!
2877
2878653
287900:40:07,574 --> 00:40:08,441
2880One!
2881
2882654
288300:40:08,942 --> 00:40:10,944
2884Two!
2885
2886655
288700:40:12,245 --> 00:40:14,247
2888God, that felt good.
2889
2890656
289100:40:16,116 --> 00:40:19,119
2892One, two, three.
2893
2894657
289500:40:40,540 --> 00:40:42,542
2896Jesus.
2897
2898658
289900:40:46,312 --> 00:40:48,314
2900Where are you?
2901
2902659
290300:40:48,815 --> 00:40:50,817
2904Damn it!
2905
2906660
290700:40:51,818 --> 00:40:53,887
2908Stop yelling, you dick.
2909
2910661
291100:40:54,054 --> 00:40:55,388
2912Where are you?
2913
2914662
291500:40:55,722 --> 00:40:57,724
2916I'm over here.
2917
2918663
291900:41:05,932 --> 00:41:07,400
2920Nice "amber waves."
2921
2922664
292300:41:07,567 --> 00:41:10,904
2924I got a chunk of
2925"purple mountain majesty" up my ass.
2926
2927665
292800:41:11,071 --> 00:41:11,905
2929Here.
2930
2931666
293200:41:12,238 --> 00:41:14,407
2933Just don't. Just don't help me.
2934
2935667
293600:41:14,574 --> 00:41:16,409
2937I don't need you helping me.
2938
2939668
294000:41:16,576 --> 00:41:17,911
2941That's fine by me.
2942
2943669
294400:41:18,078 --> 00:41:20,080
2945Let's go.
2946
2947670
294800:41:21,448 --> 00:41:23,450
2949Do you smell food?
2950
2951671
295200:41:37,597 --> 00:41:39,933
2953I'm out of money.
2954Lend me five bucks for a burger.
2955
2956672
295700:41:40,166 --> 00:41:42,435
2958-What kind of burger?
2959-The one with bacon.
2960
2961673
296200:41:42,602 --> 00:41:44,604
2963it's $1.99.
2964
2965674
296600:41:46,373 --> 00:41:48,942
2967You want $5 to buy
2968a $1.99 hamburger?
2969
2970675
297100:41:49,175 --> 00:41:52,178
2972And you wonder why
2973the Democrats are in trouble.
2974
2975676
297600:41:58,118 --> 00:42:00,120
2977We got company.
2978
2979677
298000:42:08,495 --> 00:42:11,965
2981Do you know who those two guys are?
2982They're presidents.
2983
2984678
298500:42:12,132 --> 00:42:13,967
2986Cool.
2987
2988679
298900:42:14,501 --> 00:42:17,504
2990Presidents of what?
2991
2992680
299300:42:19,139 --> 00:42:19,973
2994Cleveland, Ohio.
2995
2996681
299700:42:20,407 --> 00:42:21,474
2998I hope this works.
2999
3000682
300100:42:21,808 --> 00:42:22,976
3002We have no other choice.
3003
3004683
300500:42:23,510 --> 00:42:25,979
3006Hi. I'm Matt Douglas.
3007This is President Kramer.
3008
3009684
301000:42:26,312 --> 00:42:26,980
3011How do you do?
3012
3013685
301400:42:27,313 --> 00:42:29,983
3015I'm sure it's a bit overwhelming
3016for you to meet us like this.
3017
3018686
301900:42:30,517 --> 00:42:32,986
3020We're on a fact-finding mission for
3021the Interstate Commerce Commission.
3022
3023687
302400:42:33,153 --> 00:42:36,156
3025Headed for Ohio?
3026
3027688
302800:42:38,024 --> 00:42:40,994
3029We have to ride with you so
3030we can gain a personal perspective...
3031
3032689
303300:42:41,327 --> 00:42:43,997
3034...on the transportation capabilities
3035of our interstate system.
3036
3037690
303800:42:44,531 --> 00:42:47,500
3039Nobody rides for free.
3040Cost you 50 bucks.
3041
3042691
304300:42:47,667 --> 00:42:49,502
3044We don't have any cash.
3045
3046692
304700:42:50,036 --> 00:42:51,004
3048I'll take your watch.
3049
3050693
305100:42:51,237 --> 00:42:53,006
3052You must be joking.
3053
3054694
305500:42:53,173 --> 00:42:57,177
3056That's a Constellation.
3057It was given to me by Gorbachev.
3058
3059695
306000:43:06,553 --> 00:43:09,022
3061This really steams my clams.
3062
3063696
306400:43:09,189 --> 00:43:12,525
3065There are two watches like that
3066in the entire world.
3067
3068697
306900:43:12,759 --> 00:43:16,029
3070Reagan has one, and now Shamu,
3071the killer hick, has the other.
3072
3073698
307400:43:16,363 --> 00:43:19,032
3075Shut up. We don't want
3076to piss her off.
3077
3078699
307900:43:19,199 --> 00:43:20,533
3080These burritos, really great.
3081
3082700
308300:43:20,967 --> 00:43:23,536
3084Better you're eating them.
3085I'm dieting.
3086
3087701
308800:43:23,703 --> 00:43:25,538
3089Really? You don't need to.
3090
3091702
309200:43:25,872 --> 00:43:28,041
3093What's wrong with you?
3094I'm obese.
3095
3096703
309700:43:28,375 --> 00:43:29,542
3098I don't think you are.
3099
3100704
310100:43:29,776 --> 00:43:32,045
3102You must be one of those rare gals...
3103
3104705
310500:43:32,212 --> 00:43:35,548
3106...who look good carrying an extra
3107one-, two hundred pounds.
3108
3109706
311000:43:35,782 --> 00:43:38,551
3111What are you saying? I'm a fat pig.
3112
3113707
311400:43:38,718 --> 00:43:42,722
3115You Washington boys don't know
3116the truth when it bites you in the butt.
3117
3118708
311900:43:43,223 --> 00:43:46,259
3120Nice job not pissing her off.
3121
3122709
312300:43:47,827 --> 00:43:50,163
3124So, what are we hauling?
3125
3126710
312700:43:50,663 --> 00:43:53,667
3128Nothing exciting. Farm equipment.
3129
3130711
313100:44:00,340 --> 00:44:02,342
3132I must pull over.
3133
3134712
313500:44:04,577 --> 00:44:07,180
3136Not to worry anybody, but you
3137might want to make a run for it.
3138
3139713
314000:44:07,781 --> 00:44:09,783
3141What the hell...?
3142
3143714
314400:44:12,352 --> 00:44:14,187
3145Come on, come on, come on.
3146
3147715
314800:44:16,956 --> 00:44:17,691
3149Halt. Stop where you are.
3150
3151716
315200:44:18,358 --> 00:44:21,194
3153Immigration and Naturalization Service.
3154
3155717
315600:44:21,361 --> 00:44:23,363
3157What?
3158
3159718
316000:44:28,768 --> 00:44:31,204
3161Farm equipment! I knew that
3162damn broad was trouble.
3163
3164719
316500:44:31,538 --> 00:44:35,542
3166All I care is that chopper's not for us.
3167
3168720
316900:44:39,546 --> 00:44:41,214
3170That chopper's for us.
3171
3172721
317300:44:41,381 --> 00:44:42,215
3174This is INS One-One.
3175
3176722
317700:44:42,449 --> 00:44:46,219
3178You are interfering with an official
3179operation. Vacate the area.
3180
3181723
318200:44:46,386 --> 00:44:49,222
3183We are in the middle of a highly
3184classified NSA peration.
3185
3186724
318700:44:49,789 --> 00:44:51,224
3188You are ordered to leave the area.
3189
3190725
319100:44:51,658 --> 00:44:56,663
3192I will not abort my mission without
3193verification of your authority.
3194
3195726
319600:44:57,831 --> 00:45:00,834
3197Verification acknowledged.
3198Have a nice night.
3199
3200727
320100:45:03,636 --> 00:45:05,638
3202Señores...
3203
3204728
320500:45:05,905 --> 00:45:07,907
3206...down here!
3207
3208729
320900:45:27,327 --> 00:45:29,262
3210-What do you have?
3211-Nothing over here!
3212
3213730
321400:45:29,696 --> 00:45:32,699
3215Let's face it, Douglas.
3216We're dead.
3217
3218731
321900:45:32,932 --> 00:45:34,768
3220They not kill you, Señor.
3221They send you back.
3222
3223732
322400:45:34,934 --> 00:45:36,770
3225You wait one month
3226then you try again.
3227
3228733
322900:45:36,870 --> 00:45:39,773
3230I try four times already.
3231I love this country.
3232
3233734
323400:45:39,873 --> 00:45:42,042
3235Do me a favor. Put "el socko" in it.
3236
3237735
323800:45:42,042 --> 00:45:44,077
3239Don't mind him. He's just cranky...
3240
3241736
324200:45:44,077 --> 00:45:47,013
3243...'cause he has a tiny penis.
3244
3245737
324600:45:47,380 --> 00:45:48,682
3247What's your name?
3248
3249738
325000:45:48,682 --> 00:45:53,720
3251Ernesto. What's yours?
3252
3253739
325400:45:53,720 --> 00:45:54,287
3255Russell with the tiny penis?
3256
3257740
325800:45:54,287 --> 00:45:55,422
3259Bingo.
3260
3261741
326200:45:55,622 --> 00:45:57,290
3263Are you talking about me?
3264
3265742
326600:45:57,457 --> 00:45:59,459
3267Are you cold?
3268
3269743
327000:46:00,093 --> 00:46:01,795
3271Here. Take this.
3272
3273744
327400:46:01,961 --> 00:46:04,297
3275-No, no, it's okay.
3276-Take it.
3277
3278745
327900:46:04,397 --> 00:46:07,400
3280I could be dead soon. I won't need it.
3281
3282746
328300:46:15,975 --> 00:46:17,811
3284Now you take this.
3285
3286747
328700:46:18,111 --> 00:46:19,813
3288-No, don't worry about it.
3289-Take it.
3290
3291748
329200:46:20,113 --> 00:46:21,815
3293You give to me now, I give to you.
3294
3295749
329600:46:21,915 --> 00:46:24,818
3297it's helped me get to my new home.
3298
3299750
330000:46:25,218 --> 00:46:28,221
3301Maybe this'll help you get
3302where you have to go.
3303
3304751
330500:46:29,456 --> 00:46:29,989
3306Thanks.
3307
3308752
330900:46:33,226 --> 00:46:35,228
3310Damn it.
3311
3312753
331300:46:36,329 --> 00:46:39,332
3314They're coming.
3315
3316754
331700:46:40,433 --> 00:46:42,335
3318-You're crazy.
3319-It is true!
3320
3321755
332200:46:42,635 --> 00:46:44,637
3323Everyone in this country has a gun.
3324
3325756
332600:46:51,444 --> 00:46:53,446
3327There he goes!
3328
3329757
333000:47:01,254 --> 00:47:02,856
3331My coat. They think he's me.
3332
3333758
333400:47:03,356 --> 00:47:06,359
3335He's not, so he'll be okay.
3336Let's get out of here.
3337
3338759
333900:47:06,526 --> 00:47:08,928
3340Oh, hey, by the way...
3341
3342760
334300:47:08,928 --> 00:47:12,799
3344I speak Spanish fluently...
3345
3346761
334700:47:44,230 --> 00:47:45,732
3348Let's talk.
3349
3350762
335100:47:45,899 --> 00:47:47,734
3352-Why?
3353-I'm bored.
3354
3355763
335600:47:47,901 --> 00:47:48,735
3357I have nothing to say.
3358
3359764
336000:47:49,235 --> 00:47:51,738
3361I have nothing to say to you
3362We can still talk
3363
3364765
336500:47:52,706 --> 00:47:56,142
3366My parents proved that conclusively.
3367
3368766
336900:47:56,409 --> 00:47:58,244
3370What do you miss most
3371about the office?
3372
3373767
337400:47:58,411 --> 00:48:01,414
3375I don't miss anything.
3376I don't live in the past.
3377
3378768
337900:48:03,149 --> 00:48:04,250
3380What about Rita?
3381
3382769
338300:48:04,417 --> 00:48:08,254
3384God, I do miss Rita. Greatest cook
3385the White House ever had.
3386
3387770
338800:48:08,421 --> 00:48:12,258
3389The only cook the White House ever had.
3390She started with Washington.
3391
3392771
339300:48:12,425 --> 00:48:15,762
3394When I couln't sleep, I'd go
3395downstairs and she'd make a dessert
3396
3397772
339800:48:16,062 --> 00:48:19,265
3399It was cream puff with
3400raspberry sauce and, I don't know.....
3401
3402773
340300:48:20,533 --> 00:48:20,767
3404Did you ever had one of her pizzas?
3405
3406774
340700:48:21,368 --> 00:48:24,371
3408It was like a wet dream
3409with a crust.
3410
3411775
341200:48:25,438 --> 00:48:27,273
3413A wet dream?
3414
3415776
341600:48:27,374 --> 00:48:30,777
3417I don't need to hear Russell Kramer
3418saying the words, "wet dream."
3419
3420777
342100:48:31,077 --> 00:48:32,779
3422I'll wake up screaming every night.
3423
3424778
342500:48:33,179 --> 00:48:35,281
3426-There's nothing wrong with wet dreams.
3427-Stop.
3428
3429779
343000:48:35,448 --> 00:48:36,783
3431I had a few as a kid.
3432
3433780
343400:48:36,950 --> 00:48:39,953
3435I'll look for the exhibit
3436in your library.
3437
3438781
343900:48:42,455 --> 00:48:44,290
3440Okay. I got one.
3441
3442782
344300:48:44,391 --> 00:48:48,294
3444When you were in the White House,
3445who were you most excited to meet?
3446
3447783
344800:48:48,795 --> 00:48:49,796
3449Nelson Mandela
3450
3451784
345200:48:49,963 --> 00:48:52,298
3453-I'm not a reporter.
3454-Ella Fitzgerald.
3455
3456785
345700:48:52,465 --> 00:48:55,301
3458Mandela was a great man,
3459but he couldn't sing.
3460
3461786
346200:48:55,468 --> 00:48:58,471
3463Joe DiMaggio. That was a thrill.
3464
3465787
346600:49:03,810 --> 00:49:05,812
3467What?
3468
3469788
347000:49:06,813 --> 00:49:08,815
3471Eighty million.
3472
3473789
347400:49:09,916 --> 00:49:14,921
3475That's how many people
3476voted against me last time out.
3477
3478790
347900:49:16,823 --> 00:49:18,324
3480That's how many people didn't...
3481
3482791
348300:49:18,892 --> 00:49:21,828
3484...trust me, didn't...
3485
3486792
348700:49:21,995 --> 00:49:23,830
3488...like me...
3489
3490793
349100:49:23,963 --> 00:49:25,331
3492...didn't.....
3493
3494794
349500:49:25,832 --> 00:49:27,834
3496Who knows?
3497
3498795
349900:49:32,339 --> 00:49:36,343
3500I stayed in bed for a week and a half
3501after they voted me out.
3502
3503796
350400:49:40,947 --> 00:49:43,850
3505Let's stop talking.
3506We're about to bond. I'll vomit
3507
3508797
350900:49:44,351 --> 00:49:45,352
3510Go to hell.
3511
3512798
351300:49:45,518 --> 00:49:47,520
3514Now that's better.
3515
3516799
351700:49:48,788 --> 00:49:50,790
3518What time you got?
3519
3520800
352100:49:51,491 --> 00:49:53,493
3522Screw you.
3523
3524801
352500:49:55,295 --> 00:49:57,297
3526Hold it, hold it.
3527
3528802
352900:49:57,697 --> 00:49:59,699
3530I think I hear people.
3531
3532803
353300:50:08,775 --> 00:50:13,046
3534Wayne, slow down. That bacon
3535doesn't have wings... it won't fly away.
3536
3537804
353800:50:13,213 --> 00:50:16,216
3539I want to get back on the road.
3540
3541805
354200:50:17,117 --> 00:50:19,552
3543Sweet Jesus.
3544
3545806
354600:50:20,120 --> 00:50:21,554
3547Good morning.
3548
3549807
355000:50:21,788 --> 00:50:24,057
3551It's wonderful to see
3552an American family out...
3553
3554808
355500:50:24,457 --> 00:50:26,559
3556...enjoying the splendor of our land.
3557
3558809
355900:50:26,993 --> 00:50:28,061
3560President Kramer?
3561
3562810
356300:50:28,228 --> 00:50:31,064
3564Yes, ma'am.
3565I'm so pleased to meet you. Sit down.
3566
3567811
356800:50:31,398 --> 00:50:33,566
3569That's all. You can put it at ease.
3570
3571812
357200:50:33,800 --> 00:50:37,070
3573I'm on a fact-finding mission from
3574the Department of the interior.
3575
3576813
357700:50:37,303 --> 00:50:41,574
3578Are the rest areas conveniently
3579located and well maintained?
3580
3581814
358200:50:42,142 --> 00:50:44,144
3583Oh, yes, sir.
3584
3585815
358600:50:44,744 --> 00:50:45,578
3587'Morning.
3588
3589816
359000:50:45,812 --> 00:50:47,080
3591President Douglas.
3592
3593817
359400:50:47,247 --> 00:50:50,083
3595it's been a delight speaking to you.
3596
3597818
359800:50:50,250 --> 00:50:52,585
3599Don't forget, these woods
3600are your heritage.
3601
3602819
360300:50:53,019 --> 00:50:54,587
3604Enjoy them and protect them.
3605
3606820
360700:50:55,021 --> 00:50:56,589
3608They deserve our respect.
3609
3610821
361100:50:56,756 --> 00:50:58,091
3612These trees are like our children.
3613
3614822
361500:50:58,525 --> 00:51:01,528
3616Get in the damn car!
3617
3618823
361900:51:13,773 --> 00:51:16,109
3620We're just south of Galax, Virginia.
3621
3622824
362300:51:17,510 --> 00:51:19,112
3624In a few miles we hit 77.
3625
3626825
362700:51:19,279 --> 00:51:22,115
3628That takes us directly into Ohio.
3629We're fine.
3630
3631826
363200:51:22,282 --> 00:51:23,616
3633Unless we run into trouble.
3634
3635827
363600:51:23,950 --> 00:51:26,953
3637Which I predict we won't.
3638
3639828
364000:51:41,301 --> 00:51:43,636
3641If you told us how important
3642the mission was...
3643
3644829
364500:51:43,870 --> 00:51:46,139
3646...we'd have loaned you
3647the car straight out.
3648
3649830
365000:51:46,706 --> 00:51:50,643
3651Again, we apologize, but those boys
3652from the Department of the Interior...
3653
3654831
365500:51:50,810 --> 00:51:52,145
3656...can be very secretive.
3657
3658832
365900:51:52,379 --> 00:51:55,648
3660We're just happy you're headed
3661for Cleveland.
3662
3663833
366400:51:55,882 --> 00:51:57,650
3665We're happy to do our part.
3666
3667834
366800:51:57,984 --> 00:52:00,153
3669Another out-of-state license plate.
3670
3671835
367200:52:00,487 --> 00:52:02,155
3673We're hoping to spot all 50 states.
3674
3675836
367600:52:02,589 --> 00:52:03,656
3677We're getting there.
3678
3679837
368000:52:04,090 --> 00:52:06,159
3681Can anyone make that one out?
3682
3683838
368400:52:06,326 --> 00:52:08,328
3685Looks llike a "U."
3686
3687839
368800:52:08,995 --> 00:52:10,663
3689Utah!
3690
3691840
369200:52:10,897 --> 00:52:13,166
3693That's a U.S. government plate.
3694
3695841
369600:52:13,333 --> 00:52:16,336
3697Guy looks like a cop.
3698
3699842
370000:52:19,506 --> 00:52:21,574
3701Hey, good buddy!
3702God bless America!
3703
3704843
370500:52:21,574 --> 00:52:22,676
3706Hey, goodbuddy!
3707God bIess America!
3708
3709844
371000:52:23,109 --> 00:52:25,178
3711Keep on trucking!
3712
3713845
371400:52:25,345 --> 00:52:27,347
3715Wave, Kevin!
3716
3717846
371800:52:28,615 --> 00:52:31,184
3719He wasn't too friendly now,
3720was he?
3721
3722847
372300:52:31,351 --> 00:52:34,354
3724Mom, the Presidents are squishing me!
3725
3726848
372700:52:34,854 --> 00:52:36,856
3728Isn't this fun?
3729
3730849
373100:52:51,438 --> 00:52:54,708
3732We're never getting to Ohio.
3733Not the way this guy drives.
3734
3735850
373600:52:54,874 --> 00:52:57,711
3737Every 500 feet they stop to take
3738another damn picture.
3739
3740851
374100:52:57,877 --> 00:52:59,212
3742The Donner Party moved faster.
3743
3744852
374500:52:59,546 --> 00:53:02,549
3746Shut up. I'm trying to sleep.
3747
3748853
374900:53:03,883 --> 00:53:07,220
3750Oh, my God he's squeezing
3751my breast again.
3752
3753854
375400:53:07,554 --> 00:53:09,723
3755This time, pretend not to enjoy it.
3756
3757855
375800:53:10,156 --> 00:53:13,159
3759Shut your cakehole, Douglas.
3760
3761856
376200:53:22,569 --> 00:53:27,240
3763We'd have been fine outside in the tent,
3764but thanks for sharing the beds.
3765
3766857
376700:53:27,407 --> 00:53:30,243
3768It means a lot.
3769
3770858
377100:53:30,410 --> 00:53:33,413
3772You know, we voted for you.
3773
3774859
377500:53:36,483 --> 00:53:38,752
3776I'm sorry about that, sir.
3777
3778860
377900:53:39,185 --> 00:53:40,253
3780We're Republicans.
3781
3782861
378300:53:40,587 --> 00:53:42,756
3784At least you can admit it.
3785
3786862
378700:53:42,989 --> 00:53:46,259
3788That's the first step
3789towards recovery.
3790
3791863
379200:53:46,860 --> 00:53:49,829
3793I'm hot.
3794
3795864
379600:54:00,273 --> 00:54:02,108
3797How much longer to Cleveland?
3798
3799865
380000:54:02,609 --> 00:54:05,612
3801I may have to call the department,
3802tell them when to expect us.
3803
3804866
380500:54:06,112 --> 00:54:08,114
3806About eight to ten hours.
3807
3808867
380900:54:08,281 --> 00:54:10,116
3810After we drop you off...
3811
3812868
381300:54:10,617 --> 00:54:13,620
3814...i might take the family up
3815to see Mount Rushmore.
3816
3817869
381800:54:13,920 --> 00:54:16,122
3819One of America's greatest
3820natural wonders, son.
3821
3822870
382300:54:16,723 --> 00:54:19,125
3824Not really.
3825It's not a natural wonder
3826
3827871
382800:54:19,292 --> 00:54:22,629
3829A man by the name of
3830Gutzon Borglum carved it.
3831
3832872
383300:54:22,796 --> 00:54:24,798
3834Someone carved it?
3835
3836873
383700:54:25,632 --> 00:54:27,634
3838That ruins the whole thing.
3839
3840874
384100:54:29,302 --> 00:54:30,637
3842Diaper Patrol, Matt.
3843
3844875
384500:54:30,937 --> 00:54:33,139
3846We'll need those Pampers again.
3847
3848876
384900:54:33,306 --> 00:54:35,141
3850Oh, boy.....
3851
3852877
385300:54:35,308 --> 00:54:36,142
3854Is he healthy?
3855
3856878
385700:54:36,309 --> 00:54:38,144
3858Who's on Mount Rushmore?
3859
3860879
386100:54:38,745 --> 00:54:41,648
3862There's Abe Lincoln.
3863He chopped down the cherry tree.
3864
3865880
386600:54:41,815 --> 00:54:44,150
3867There's Franklin Theodore Roosevelt.
3868
3869881
387000:54:44,317 --> 00:54:47,153
3871He kilt him a bear
3872when he was only three.
3873
3874882
387500:54:47,320 --> 00:54:49,656
3876You got to be kidding, right?
3877
3878883
387900:54:49,823 --> 00:54:53,159
3880Lincoln's mixed up with Washington.
3881Roosevelt, with Davy Crockett.
3882
3883884
388400:54:53,460 --> 00:54:56,162
3885Do you have any idea
3886what you're talking about?
3887
3888885
388900:54:56,463 --> 00:54:59,165
3890No disrespect, sir,
3891but you're in my car.
3892
3893886
389400:54:59,733 --> 00:55:00,667
3895You're in my country.
3896
3897887
389800:55:00,967 --> 00:55:02,669
3899Our country.
3900Get your facts straight.
3901
3902888
390300:55:03,069 --> 00:55:05,672
3904How do you expect your son
3905to respect history?
3906
3907889
390800:55:05,839 --> 00:55:08,174
3909That kind of ignorance is dangerous.
3910
3911890
391200:55:08,775 --> 00:55:12,679
3913-What about our nation right now?
3914-Wayne, don't.
3915
3916891
391700:55:12,846 --> 00:55:15,148
3918The country's falling apart.
3919People are losing their homes.
3920
3921892
392200:55:15,582 --> 00:55:17,650
3923They can't find work.
3924
3925893
392600:55:17,784 --> 00:55:20,653
3927You're talking about ignorance.
3928You're the ignorant ones. Both of ya.
3929
3930894
393100:55:20,820 --> 00:55:22,655
3932You've ignored
3933the voice of the people.
3934
3935895
393600:55:23,189 --> 00:55:24,157
3937The voice of the people.
3938
3939896
394000:55:24,691 --> 00:55:26,159
3941There is no such thing.
3942
3943897
394400:55:26,493 --> 00:55:29,662
3945You got 240 million voices
3946all yelling for something different.
3947
3948898
394900:55:29,829 --> 00:55:33,166
3950The only thing you all agree on
3951is you don't want higher taxes.
3952
3953899
395400:55:33,333 --> 00:55:35,335
3955The voice of the people.
3956My fanny.
3957
3958900
395900:55:36,703 --> 00:55:38,705
3960Pull over, Wayne.
3961
3962901
396300:55:44,344 --> 00:55:48,348
3964Kevin, run, throw this
3965in the trash for Mama, okay?
3966
3967902
396800:55:49,516 --> 00:55:52,519
3969There we go.
3970
3971903
397200:55:55,355 --> 00:55:57,357
3973Please get out of our car.
3974
3975904
397600:55:59,359 --> 00:56:02,362
3977Listen, I'm sorry.....
3978
3979905
398000:56:06,066 --> 00:56:06,399
3981We invited you into our home...
3982
3983906
398400:56:07,634 --> 00:56:09,202
3985...not our car.
3986
3987907
398800:56:09,536 --> 00:56:11,538
3989Our home.
3990
3991908
399200:56:13,340 --> 00:56:19,346
3993We lost our jobs because of
3994your budget cuts, President Kramer.
3995
3996909
399700:56:19,879 --> 00:56:21,881
3998And we lost our home...
3999
4000910
400100:56:22,415 --> 00:56:23,717
4002...because of your...
4003
4004911
400500:56:24,250 --> 00:56:25,719
4006...economic downturn...
4007
4008912
400900:56:26,052 --> 00:56:27,721
4010...President Douglas.
4011
4012913
401300:56:28,254 --> 00:56:31,224
4014All we have now
4015is the slim chance of a job...
4016
4017914
401800:56:31,424 --> 00:56:34,427
4019...at my uncle's factory in Cleveland.
4020
4021915
402200:56:35,061 --> 00:56:38,064
4023So I will ask you once again.....
4024
4025916
402600:56:38,365 --> 00:56:39,733
4027Please...
4028
4029917
403000:56:39,933 --> 00:56:42,936
4031...get out of our car.
4032
4033918
403400:57:00,020 --> 00:57:01,121
4035Joe, it's me.
4036
4037919
403800:57:01,421 --> 00:57:03,623
4039Where are you?
4040What's going on?
4041
4042920
404300:57:04,124 --> 00:57:04,624
4044I'm with Kramer.
4045
4046921
404700:57:04,891 --> 00:57:05,625
4048Are you kidding me?
4049
4050922
405100:57:06,126 --> 00:57:09,129
4052Haney had Charlie Reynolds killed,
4053now they're trying to kill us.
4054
4055923
405600:57:09,396 --> 00:57:10,130
4057What? Haney?
4058
4059924
406000:57:10,463 --> 00:57:13,133
4061I'm pretty sure.
4062He sent Marine One for us.
4063
4064925
406500:57:13,233 --> 00:57:14,634
4066We escaped before it blew up.
4067
4068926
406900:57:14,801 --> 00:57:15,635
4070My God.
4071
4072927
407300:57:15,735 --> 00:57:19,139
4074I didn't want to call anyone,
4075but you're the only person I trust.
4076
4077928
407800:57:19,305 --> 00:57:22,142
4079Listen, get in touch
4080with the CIA contacts.
4081
4082929
408300:57:22,242 --> 00:57:24,644
4084See if they can find out
4085what this is about.
4086
4087930
408800:57:25,145 --> 00:57:26,146
4089Keep out of sight.
4090
4091931
409200:57:26,646 --> 00:57:27,647
4093It's okay.
4094
4095932
409600:57:27,814 --> 00:57:32,819
4097I haven't seen any NSA today
4098so I'm guessing we lost them.
4099
4100933
410100:57:44,330 --> 00:57:46,166
4102They're moving north.
4103
4104934
410500:57:46,466 --> 00:57:48,168
4106What a coincidence
4107
4108935
410900:57:48,668 --> 00:57:50,670
4110So are we.
4111
4112936
411300:58:06,786 --> 00:58:09,789
4114Oh, baby.
4115
4116937
411700:58:13,693 --> 00:58:14,194
4118Excuse me.
4119
4120938
412100:58:14,694 --> 00:58:16,696
4122How much is that piece of pie?
4123
4124939
412500:58:16,863 --> 00:58:17,864
4126$1.50.
4127
4128940
412900:58:21,701 --> 00:58:23,203
4130Never mind.
4131
4132941
413300:58:23,603 --> 00:58:25,605
4134But thank you.
4135
4136942
413700:58:31,211 --> 00:58:32,212
4138Here you go.
4139
4140943
414100:58:32,379 --> 00:58:33,380
4142It's on the house.
4143
4144944
414500:58:34,114 --> 00:58:35,715
4146I'm sorry I couldn't do that.
4147
4148945
414900:58:35,882 --> 00:58:38,885
4150I said it was on the house, old man.
4151
4152946
415300:58:39,386 --> 00:58:42,389
4154Old man?!
4155
4156947
415700:58:53,233 --> 00:58:55,235
4158Old man.
4159
4160948
416100:58:57,537 --> 00:58:59,239
4162Okay, let's go.
4163
4164949
416500:58:59,406 --> 00:58:59,739
4166What's wrong?
4167
4168950
416900:59:00,340 --> 00:59:03,743
4170I just want to get out of here.
4171I'm calling my wife.
4172
4173951
417400:59:04,144 --> 00:59:05,745
4175I don't give a damn
4176if the phone is tapped.
4177
4178952
417900:59:06,046 --> 00:59:11,051
4180Do what you want, but when the NSA
4181shows up, we'll know who gave us away.
4182
4183953
418400:59:31,371 --> 00:59:33,373
4185Good morning.
4186
4187954
418800:59:34,441 --> 00:59:35,275
4189Oh, my!
4190
4191955
419200:59:35,775 --> 00:59:37,777
4193Oh, my! is this for real?
4194
4195956
419600:59:38,278 --> 00:59:39,279
4197Is this a joke or what?
4198
4199957
420000:59:39,579 --> 00:59:42,282
4201-No, it's really us.
4202-No! Get out of here!
4203
4204958
420500:59:42,582 --> 00:59:43,283
4206Get out!
4207
4208959
420900:59:43,450 --> 00:59:45,785
4210What's wrong? Oh, my God!
4211
4212960
421300:59:46,286 --> 00:59:48,288
4214-President Douglas!
4215-And President Kramer!
4216
4217961
421800:59:48,588 --> 00:59:51,291
4219On our shift!
4220
4221962
422200:59:51,591 --> 00:59:53,793
4223We'd like to rent a car.
4224
4225963
422600:59:53,893 --> 00:59:57,297
4227We only have two cars left
4228because of the livestock auction.
4229
4230964
423100:59:57,597 --> 00:59:59,599
4232Would you like a Hyundai or a Lexus?
4233
4234965
423501:00:02,969 --> 01:00:05,805
4236-Stupid' stupid, stupid.
4237-Oh, I'm sorry!
4238
4239966
424001:00:05,972 --> 01:00:07,307
4241Miss Airhead at your service.
4242
4243967
424401:00:07,474 --> 01:00:11,478
4245Now we'll need to see
4246some identification, please.
4247
4248968
424901:00:30,630 --> 01:00:31,331
4250Well?
4251
4252969
425301:00:31,498 --> 01:00:34,834
4254What? I haven't driven myself
4255since my first year in the House.
4256
4257970
425801:00:35,435 --> 01:00:38,438
4259Give me a second.
4260
4261971
426201:00:51,251 --> 01:00:54,254
4263There, like riding a bike.
4264
4265972
426601:01:10,704 --> 01:01:14,774
4267Will you stop whistling please?
4268I'm trying to sleep over here.
4269
4270973
427101:01:15,008 --> 01:01:17,277
4272Sleeping too much
4273is a sign of depression.
4274
4275974
427601:01:17,444 --> 01:01:20,280
4277Keep whistling and I'll put
4278a depression in your skull.
4279
4280975
428101:01:20,647 --> 01:01:23,283
4282We've. got eight hours
4283before we get to the library.
4284
4285976
428601:01:23,450 --> 01:01:24,284
4287I'm trying to stay alert.
4288
4289977
429001:01:24,651 --> 01:01:25,285
4291I hate that song.
4292
4293978
429401:01:25,852 --> 01:01:28,788
4295-So do I
4296-I made up words to the damn thing.
4297
4298979
429901:01:28,855 --> 01:01:33,293
4300I made up words to "Hail to the Chief."
4301I sing them to myself when I hear it.
4302
4303980
430401:01:33,526 --> 01:01:34,794
4305I made up words too.
4306
4307981
430801:01:35,161 --> 01:01:36,796
4309-Let me hear yours.
4310-You go first.
4311
4312982
431301:01:37,163 --> 01:01:40,166
4314No, you do yours,
4315then I'll sing mine.
4316
4317983
431801:01:42,035 --> 01:01:44,804
4319"Hail to the Chief, he's the chief
4320and he needs hailing.
4321
4322984
432301:01:45,372 --> 01:01:49,376
4324"He is the Chief, so everybody
4325hail like crazy."
4326
4327985
432801:01:49,976 --> 01:01:52,979
4329That's more or less how it...
4330
4331986
433201:01:54,047 --> 01:01:56,816
4333Let's hear your version, Gershwin.
4334
4335987
433601:01:57,050 --> 01:01:58,818
4337"No?" I sang mine.
4338
4339988
434001:01:59,185 --> 01:02:01,187
4341You're an idiot.
4342
4343989
434401:02:12,565 --> 01:02:15,835
4345CNN's set up near the park.
4346Maybe you should put this on.
4347
4348990
434901:02:16,002 --> 01:02:17,837
4350Not so fast, Carl.
4351Slow down.
4352
4353991
435401:02:18,004 --> 01:02:20,840
4355I don't like people running faster
4356than I do. It makes me look poky.
4357
4358992
435901:02:21,207 --> 01:02:21,841
4360Sorry.
4361
4362993
436301:02:22,008 --> 01:02:23,843
4364Lakers? I thought
4365we were sold in Los Angeles.
4366
4367994
436801:02:24,344 --> 01:02:26,346
4369You cut back on disaster relief.
4370
4371995
437201:02:26,513 --> 01:02:28,348
4373Too fast again.
4374
4375996
437601:02:28,548 --> 01:02:32,552
4377I don't want to wear this
4378I'm a Houston fan
4379
4380997
438101:02:33,119 --> 01:02:35,121
4382Hey, a hat.
4383
4384998
438501:02:38,124 --> 01:02:39,359
4386Kaye Griffin called today.
4387
4388999
438901:02:39,759 --> 01:02:42,362
4390She's ready to report that Douglas
4391and Kramer have disappeared...
4392
43931000
439401:02:42,862 --> 01:02:45,365
4395...and are working to expose a cover-up.
4396
43971001
439801:02:45,632 --> 01:02:46,866
4399I'll look into it.
4400
44011002
440201:02:47,033 --> 01:02:51,037
4403You better. I want those idiots
4404found before they dig any deeper.
4405
44061003
440701:03:04,084 --> 01:03:05,485
4408What are you doing?
4409
44101004
441101:03:05,752 --> 01:03:07,487
4412I needed a cup of coffee.
4413
44141005
441501:03:07,821 --> 01:03:09,489
4416Good. Did you get me one?
4417
44181006
441901:03:09,956 --> 01:03:11,491
4420You cheap bastard.
4421
44221007
442301:03:11,758 --> 01:03:13,493
4424I only had 50 cents.
4425
44261008
442701:03:13,660 --> 01:03:14,494
4428Give me a sip.
4429
44301009
443101:03:14,661 --> 01:03:18,998
4432Yeah, I'm about to share coffee with
4433the Washington love machine. No dice.
4434
44351010
443601:03:19,265 --> 01:03:22,002
4437You could spit in a petri dish
4438and start a whole civilization.
4439
44401011
444101:03:22,168 --> 01:03:25,171
4442-Here, want to lick the lid?
4443-Screw,you.
4444
44451012
444601:03:25,672 --> 01:03:28,675
4447Give me that.
4448
44491013
445001:03:30,677 --> 01:03:32,012
4451Decaf, you pussy.
4452
44531014
445401:03:32,345 --> 01:03:35,348
4455I must go find a john.
4456
44571015
445801:03:52,198 --> 01:03:52,532
4459Agent Wilkerson.
4460
44611016
446201:03:53,133 --> 01:03:55,535
4463We have a reason to believe
4464your life is in danger.
4465
44661017
446701:03:55,802 --> 01:03:58,805
4468We must transfer you out of the area.
4469
44701018
447101:04:00,206 --> 01:04:02,042
4472"Aye, Macarena!"
4473
44741019
447501:04:02,542 --> 01:04:05,045
4476If you could just step out
4477of the car--
4478
44791020
448001:04:05,378 --> 01:04:07,380
4481Jesus!
4482
44831021
448401:04:13,887 --> 01:04:14,554
4485Hurry up!
4486
44871022
448801:04:14,721 --> 01:04:15,555
4489Get in!
4490
44911023
449201:04:15,822 --> 01:04:17,057
4493Did we get collision coverage?
4494
44951024
449601:04:17,223 --> 01:04:19,225
4497-Why?
4498-Nothing.
4499
45001025
450101:04:22,028 --> 01:04:24,030
4502-Look out!
4503-Hold on!
4504
45051026
450601:04:44,918 --> 01:04:46,086
4507Get it out.
4508
45091027
451001:04:46,252 --> 01:04:47,587
4511I'm trying.
4512
45131028
451401:04:47,754 --> 01:04:50,757
4515I can't see! Get it out!
4516
45171029
451801:05:03,837 --> 01:05:04,838
4519Go!
4520
45211030
452201:05:16,449 --> 01:05:19,452
4523-Nice going, Mario.
4524-Shut up.
4525
45261031
452701:05:23,289 --> 01:05:24,290
4528That way!
4529
45301032
453101:05:27,527 --> 01:05:30,530
4532Oh, not good.
4533
45341033
453501:05:32,532 --> 01:05:34,534
4536Come on, let's go.
4537
45381034
453901:05:39,706 --> 01:05:42,709
4540-Now what?
4541-Just blend in
4542
45431035
454401:05:52,552 --> 01:05:53,386
4545How are you?
4546
45471036
454801:05:53,787 --> 01:05:54,387
4549President Kramer?
4550
45511037
455201:05:54,888 --> 01:05:56,890
4553President Douglas?
4554
45551038
455601:05:57,057 --> 01:05:57,891
4557This is amazing.
4558
45591039
456001:05:58,391 --> 01:06:01,394
4561We march in these all the time
4562
45631040
456401:06:25,518 --> 01:06:26,419
4565My Lord and Taylor!
4566
45671041
456801:06:27,821 --> 01:06:27,921
4569What are you doing?
4570
45711042
457201:06:28,121 --> 01:06:28,922
4573Are you coming out?
4574
45751043
457601:06:29,422 --> 01:06:31,424
4577No, no. I've always
4578supported gay rights.
4579
45801044
458101:06:31,791 --> 01:06:34,794
4582I'm not coming out. He is.
4583
45841045
458501:06:36,863 --> 01:06:37,931
4586Closet case. Sad
4587
45881046
458901:06:39,132 --> 01:06:40,300
4590You talking about me?
4591
45921047
459301:06:42,302 --> 01:06:42,969
4594Don't hide who you really are.
4595Be brave Here.
4596
45971048
459801:06:42,969 --> 01:06:45,438
4599Don't hide who you really are.
4600Be brave. Here
4601
46021049
460301:06:45,805 --> 01:06:47,440
4604it's a freedom-ring necklace.
4605
46061050
460701:06:47,607 --> 01:06:49,609
4608Wear it with pride.
4609
46101051
461101:06:50,810 --> 01:06:52,812
4612Come here
4613
46141052
461501:06:54,114 --> 01:06:54,948
4616What's wrong?
4617
46181053
461901:06:55,181 --> 01:06:56,449
4620I don't think you can help.
4621
46221054
462301:06:56,683 --> 01:07:00,687
4624Unless you and your ruby slippers
4625can get us to Cuyahoga Falls.
4626
46271055
462801:07:01,121 --> 01:07:04,124
4629I have some friends who might help.
4630
46311056
463201:07:36,356 --> 01:07:40,527
4633After that bike ride, I'm changing
4634my position on an important issue.
4635
46361057
463701:07:40,694 --> 01:07:44,531
4638I think the military can definitely
4639use some of those gals.
4640
46411058
464201:07:44,698 --> 01:07:47,534
4643Now is this impressive or what?
4644
46451059
464601:07:47,667 --> 01:07:50,036
4647Research room is down that way.
4648
46491060
465001:07:50,203 --> 01:07:53,206
4651Wait a minute.
4652
46531061
465401:07:54,674 --> 01:07:57,677
4655Oh, my. Oh, my.
4656
46571062
465801:07:58,578 --> 01:08:01,581
4659How about this?
4660
46611063
466201:08:05,719 --> 01:08:08,054
4663Oh, you got to be kidding.
4664
46651064
466601:08:08,388 --> 01:08:12,058
4667Our dreams are like our children.
4668
46691065
467001:08:12,392 --> 01:08:16,062
4671Don't you fall into the trap.
4672Democrats are full of crap.
4673
46741066
467501:08:16,196 --> 01:08:19,065
4676Anything you really like,
4677I can get it for you at cost.
4678
46791067
468001:08:19,232 --> 01:08:21,568
4681I feel dirty.
4682
46831068
468401:08:21,735 --> 01:08:23,069
4685Have you found it yet?
4686
46871069
468801:08:23,269 --> 01:08:25,572
4689Working on it.
4690You never got this.
4691
46921070
469301:08:25,905 --> 01:08:27,574
4694I was Time's Man of the Year.
4695
46961071
469701:08:27,907 --> 01:08:28,575
4698So was Hitler.
4699
47001072
470101:08:28,908 --> 01:08:30,910
4702Not twice.
4703
47041073
470501:08:31,911 --> 01:08:33,079
4706Here it is.
4707
47081074
470901:08:33,279 --> 01:08:36,082
4710"Chef's log: October 14th,
4711lunch, Oval Office...
4712
47131075
471401:08:36,216 --> 01:08:38,084
4715"...President Kramer
4716and Charles Reynolds.
4717
47181076
471901:08:38,618 --> 01:08:43,623
4720"Ham-and-cheese omelettes.
4721$6.95 each." What...?
4722
47231077
472401:08:45,925 --> 01:08:47,594
4725Where's Haney?
4726
47271078
472801:08:47,927 --> 01:08:49,929
4729He isn't here.
4730
47311079
473201:08:51,431 --> 01:08:55,435
4733They must've fixed this book too.
4734They knew we were coming.
4735
47361080
473701:08:56,002 --> 01:08:57,103
4738Where's your gun?
4739
47401081
474101:08:57,270 --> 01:08:58,104
4742I have it.
4743
47441082
474501:08:58,505 --> 01:09:00,507
4746In my coat.
4747
47481083
474901:09:01,741 --> 01:09:03,743
4750Get that light.
4751
47521084
475301:09:24,330 --> 01:09:26,166
4754Great job, Douglas. Oh, God, it's Ben.
4755
47561085
475701:09:27,767 --> 01:09:28,635
4758Hurry up with the ice.
4759
47601086
476101:09:29,169 --> 01:09:31,638
4762Excuse me! I don't know my way
4763... around Kramer World.
4764
47651087
476601:09:32,038 --> 01:09:35,141
4767Lucky for you we came along
4768when we did. You were in a bad way.
4769
47701088
477101:09:35,542 --> 01:09:39,145
4772I can't say I recall that ever
4773happening before...
4774
47751089
477601:09:39,312 --> 01:09:43,149
4777...a book just falling off
4778a shelf like that.
4779
47801090
478101:09:43,483 --> 01:09:47,153
4782Is there any way someone
4783could have broken in here?
4784
47851091
478601:09:47,354 --> 01:09:49,155
4787No, sir. Not on my shift.
4788
47891092
479001:09:49,556 --> 01:09:53,159
4791I just remembered. A young lady
4792gave me an envelope for you.
4793
47941093
479501:09:53,693 --> 01:09:54,661
4796Told me to be sure you got it.
4797
47981094
479901:09:54,994 --> 01:09:58,998
4800She said she was a friend
4801from Washington.
4802
48031095
480401:09:59,332 --> 01:10:00,667
4805What is this?
4806
48071096
480801:10:00,800 --> 01:10:04,170
4809"Dear Mr. President:
4810My name is Kathleen Taylor.
4811
48121097
481301:10:04,337 --> 01:10:08,174
4814"I'm Charles Reynolds' secretary.
4815
48161098
481701:10:08,508 --> 01:10:11,678
4818"Mr. Reynolds has disappeared.
4819I don't know who to turn to.
4820
48211099
482201:10:11,811 --> 01:10:15,682
4823"The last people he spoke with
4824were you, President Douglas...
4825
48261100
482701:10:15,815 --> 01:10:18,184
4828...and Carl Witnaur."
4829
48301101
483101:10:18,318 --> 01:10:20,687
4832Haney's chief of staff.
4833That son of a bitch.
4834
48351102
483601:10:21,021 --> 01:10:23,189
4837He lives outside of D.C.
4838in Chevy Chase.
4839
48401103
484101:10:23,590 --> 01:10:25,692
4842I was there recently for a dinner.
4843
48441104
484501:10:25,892 --> 01:10:28,695
4846My God, did he put on a spread!
4847Those little chicken livers wrapped...
4848
48491105
485001:10:29,029 --> 01:10:33,199
4851...with bacon on tooth picks--
4852And the dip for the broccoli.....
4853
48541106
485501:10:33,600 --> 01:10:34,701
4856Could you focus, please!
4857
48581107
485901:10:35,235 --> 01:10:37,203
4860I'm sorry. Look, if we left.....
4861
48621108
486301:10:37,737 --> 01:10:40,707
4864If we left now, we could
4865get there by early morning.
4866
48671109
486801:10:40,874 --> 01:10:42,709
4869We need to borrow your car, okay?
4870
48711110
487201:10:43,109 --> 01:10:44,210
4873Do I have a choice?
4874
48751111
487601:10:44,411 --> 01:10:46,413
4877Then it's okay.
4878
48791112
488001:11:13,973 --> 01:11:14,974
4881Honey, you're hurting me.
4882
48831113
488401:11:15,308 --> 01:11:16,476
4885Better her than me, Carl.
4886
48871114
488801:11:16,976 --> 01:11:20,980
4889This is Douglas. I'm with Kramer
4890and a gun's pressed to your head.
4891
48921115
489301:11:21,147 --> 01:11:24,150
4894Well, I'm assuming that's your head.
4895
48961116
489701:11:27,620 --> 01:11:29,489
4898This is unbelievable.
4899
49001117
490101:11:29,622 --> 01:11:30,490
4902How dare you?
4903
49041118
490501:11:30,924 --> 01:11:32,992
4906Witnaur, we'll ask this just once.
4907
49081119
490901:11:33,293 --> 01:11:35,495
4910What is Olympia and who is behind it?
4911
49121120
491301:11:35,929 --> 01:11:37,931
4914I don't know what you talking about.
4915
49161121
491701:11:55,015 --> 01:11:56,016
4918I'm glad to see you.
4919
49201122
492101:11:56,316 --> 01:12:02,022
4922it's good to see you too, Joe.
4923We could use a little help out here.
4924
49251123
492601:12:02,322 --> 01:12:03,523
4927Wait a minute.
4928
49291124
493001:12:03,957 --> 01:12:08,962
4931Is that President Kramer holding
4932a gun on a naked guy in a blindfold?
4933
49341125
493501:12:10,864 --> 01:12:13,867
4936Come on in.
4937
49381126
493901:12:16,703 --> 01:12:19,539
4940Carl, my ClA buddies were clueless
4941about what you're up to...
4942
49431127
494401:12:19,873 --> 01:12:22,042
4945...but they gave me something for this.
4946
49471128
494801:12:22,542 --> 01:12:23,543
4949So, my boy...
4950
49511129
495201:12:23,777 --> 01:12:26,546
4953...hope this goes well,
4954it's all new to me.
4955
49561130
495701:12:26,846 --> 01:12:30,550
4958I'm not even sure
4959about the dosage but...
4960
49611131
496201:12:30,784 --> 01:12:32,552
4963...what do you say we wing it?
4964
49651132
496601:12:32,852 --> 01:12:34,554
4967You don't scare me.
4968
49691133
497001:12:34,854 --> 01:12:35,555
4971I'm not trying to.
4972
49731134
497401:12:35,989 --> 01:12:37,057
4975We don't want to see this.
4976
49771135
497801:12:37,290 --> 01:12:39,292
4979Right. Enjoy the ride.
4980
49811136
498201:12:52,906 --> 01:12:54,074
4983Damn vein.
4984
49851137
498601:12:54,240 --> 01:12:56,076
4987it's wanting to jump around.
4988
49891138
499001:12:56,209 --> 01:12:58,078
4991There it is, you bugger.
4992
49931139
499401:12:58,378 --> 01:13:00,080
4995There it is.
4996
49971140
499801:13:00,213 --> 01:13:01,581
4999I'll talk.
5000
50011141
500201:13:02,082 --> 01:13:05,085
5003I'll talk... I like to talk.
5004
50051142
500601:13:06,386 --> 01:13:08,388
5007it's amazing.
5008
50091143
501001:13:08,722 --> 01:13:12,592
5011Haney needed to spin-dry the kickback
5012money. That's how Olympia came in.
5013
50141144
501501:13:13,093 --> 01:13:14,594
5016It was a front company.
5017
50181145
501901:13:15,095 --> 01:13:17,097
5020I never ordered anyone to kill you.
5021
50221146
502301:13:17,530 --> 01:13:20,533
5024But you ordered the cover-up.
5025
50261147
502701:13:20,734 --> 01:13:24,104
5028The appointment log
5029at the NationaI Archives...
5030
50311148
503201:13:24,337 --> 01:13:27,107
5033...the book in your library.....
5034
50351149
503601:13:27,540 --> 01:13:29,109
5037All that was done at my request.
5038
50391150
504001:13:29,342 --> 01:13:30,610
5041What about Charlie Reynolds?
5042
50431151
504401:13:31,044 --> 01:13:32,112
5045Were you in charge to take care of him?
5046
50471152
504801:13:32,245 --> 01:13:35,248
5049No, I never ordered anyone to kill him.
5050
50511153
505201:13:38,051 --> 01:13:40,053
5053Who said he was dead?
5054
50551154
505601:13:40,420 --> 01:13:42,122
5057Look, Tanner.
5058
50591155
506001:13:42,355 --> 01:13:45,125
5061I'm telling you, it was Tanner.
5062This guy is out of control.
5063
50641156
506501:13:45,291 --> 01:13:46,626
5066That's a lot of bull!
5067
50681157
506901:13:47,060 --> 01:13:50,130
5070You're saying a rogue agent
5071turned hitman in your ranks?
5072
50731158
507401:13:50,630 --> 01:13:52,132
5075I don't believe it.
5076
50771159
507801:13:52,632 --> 01:13:55,135
5079You had Tanner put us on that chopper
5080and you pushed the button!
5081
50821160
508301:13:55,635 --> 01:13:57,637
5084Chopper?
5085
50861161
508701:13:58,071 --> 01:14:00,006
5088What chopper?
5089
50901162
509101:14:03,710 --> 01:14:07,547
5092Looks like Tanner's been getting
5093his orders from Haney.
5094
50951163
509601:14:07,981 --> 01:14:10,050
5097-What do we do?
5098-You got a few options.
5099
51001164
510101:14:10,216 --> 01:14:13,553
5102You can go to the White House
5103and tell Haney what you know.
5104
51051165
510601:14:13,620 --> 01:14:17,057
5107To get to him you must go
5108through Tanner, who'll kill you.
5109
51101166
511101:14:17,424 --> 01:14:21,061
5112-What's the other one?
5113-You got a confession on tape.
5114
51151167
511601:14:21,127 --> 01:14:22,562
5117Go to the press.
5118
51191168
512001:14:22,929 --> 01:14:27,934
5121I'll call Kaye and by noon Washington
5122will be up to its knees in Olympia.
5123
51241169
512501:14:29,736 --> 01:14:31,738
5126Call her?
5127
51281170
512901:14:33,940 --> 01:14:36,943
5130You're doing the smart thing.
5131
51321171
513301:14:37,811 --> 01:14:39,079
5134Damn!
5135
51361172
513701:14:39,446 --> 01:14:40,080
5138Damn!
5139
51401173
514101:14:40,447 --> 01:14:41,081
5142What?
5143
51441174
514501:14:41,247 --> 01:14:45,085
5146If we go public,
5147there'll be another cover-up.
5148
51491175
515001:14:45,318 --> 01:14:48,588
5151Witnaur might pay a price but
5152the big fish's going to get away.
5153
51541176
515501:14:49,022 --> 01:14:51,091
5156Are we willing to let that happen?
5157
51581177
515901:14:51,157 --> 01:14:53,159
5160We've done enough already.
5161
51621178
516301:14:54,160 --> 01:14:56,096
5164No, I made a career of doing enough.
5165
51661179
516701:14:56,663 --> 01:14:59,099
5168I always did just enough
5169not to piss anybody off...
5170
51711180
517201:14:59,532 --> 01:15:01,101
5173...'cause a pissed-off person
5174won't vote for you.
5175
51761181
517701:15:01,534 --> 01:15:03,103
5178it's a part of the game.
5179
51801182
518101:15:03,470 --> 01:15:06,606
5182Tell that to Wayne and Jenny
5183and their kids living in their car.
5184
51851183
518601:15:06,973 --> 01:15:08,608
5187"I'm sorry things are tough.
5188
51891184
519001:15:08,842 --> 01:15:11,611
5191"I've been playing the game."
5192I can't play it anymore.
5193
51941185
519501:15:11,711 --> 01:15:14,114
5196-I'm going to see Haney.
5197-Hold on, Rambo.
5198
51991186
520001:15:14,280 --> 01:15:16,616
5201Joe said you can't get past Tanner.
5202
52031187
520401:15:16,683 --> 01:15:17,617
5205I don't care. I'm going.
5206
52071188
520801:15:17,851 --> 01:15:19,853
5209You're a damn fool.
5210
52111189
521201:15:24,290 --> 01:15:26,292
5213You're probably right.
5214
52151190
521601:15:26,793 --> 01:15:31,131
5217But you know something, somewhere
5218out there there's another fool.
5219
52201191
522101:15:31,564 --> 01:15:36,569
5222Some idealist sucker
5223who still believes in us.
5224
52251192
522601:15:37,370 --> 01:15:42,142
5227After all the scandals and
5228the party politics and all the bull...
5229
52301193
523101:15:42,308 --> 01:15:46,646
5232...someone out there believes we care
5233and will do what we promise.
5234
52351194
523601:15:46,880 --> 01:15:50,150
5237And that's what I'm doing now.
5238I'm doing what I promised.
5239
52401195
524101:15:50,583 --> 01:15:52,652
5242Preserve, protect and defend.
5243
52441196
524501:15:52,886 --> 01:15:54,154
5246Because if we lose that...
5247
52481197
524901:15:54,721 --> 01:15:59,159
5250...idealistic, gloriously
5251deluded fool out there, hey...
5252
52531198
525401:15:59,325 --> 01:16:01,327
5255...it's all over.
5256
52571199
525801:16:02,896 --> 01:16:05,665
5259Thank God you never spoke
5260like this during our debates.
5261
52621200
526301:16:06,099 --> 01:16:09,102
5264My margin of loss
5265would've been staggering.
5266
52671201
526801:16:11,838 --> 01:16:12,839
5269All right.
5270
52711202
527201:16:13,540 --> 01:16:14,674
5273Let's do it.
5274
52751203
527601:16:15,041 --> 01:16:15,675
5277You sure?
5278
52791204
528001:16:15,909 --> 01:16:20,680
5281If I can ride 300 miles at top speed
5282holding onto a lesbian's midsection...
5283
52841205
528501:16:20,747 --> 01:16:21,681
5286...I can handle Tanner.
5287
52881206
528901:16:22,048 --> 01:16:24,184
5290If we do get to Haney.
5291
52921207
529301:16:24,551 --> 01:16:26,186
5294...how do we know he'll cooperate?
5295
52961208
529701:16:26,419 --> 01:16:30,190
5298I'm bringing Witnaur with us.
5299Learn from the master.
5300
53011209
530201:16:30,557 --> 01:16:31,558
5303Gentlemen...
5304
53051210
530601:16:31,925 --> 01:16:33,693
5307...Kaye's on her way over.
5308
53091211
531001:16:33,760 --> 01:16:38,732
5311Change of plans. Mr. Kramer and
5312Mr. Douglas are going to Washington.
5313
53141212
531501:16:47,741 --> 01:16:51,745
5316Kramer and Douglas broke into
5317Witnaur's house and kidnapped him.
5318
53191213
532001:16:51,945 --> 01:16:53,313
5321We're just now hearing about it?
5322
53231214
532401:16:53,747 --> 01:16:55,815
5325His lady called the White House.
5326
53271215
532801:16:55,949 --> 01:16:57,317
5329-They thought it was a prank.
5330-Enough.
5331
53321216
533301:16:57,817 --> 01:17:01,321
5334We better button up the White House.
5335If they get to the president...
5336
53371217
533801:17:01,454 --> 01:17:03,456
5339...the game's over.
5340
53411218
534201:17:14,768 --> 01:17:15,335
5343'Morning, Rita.
5344
53451219
534601:17:15,835 --> 01:17:16,336
5347How're you?
5348
53491220
535001:17:16,836 --> 01:17:19,839
5351I'd be doing better if I had
5352your blueberry muffins.
5353
53541221
535501:17:20,006 --> 01:17:23,843
5356Soon as I tend to the president,
5357I'll see what I can do.
5358
53591222
536001:17:24,010 --> 01:17:24,844
5361What's back there?
5362
53631223
536401:17:25,278 --> 01:17:28,848
5365Picked up a lot of fresh produce
5366at the farmer's market.
5367
53681224
536901:17:29,282 --> 01:17:31,284
5370Have a pick if you like.
5371
53721225
537301:17:32,285 --> 01:17:34,854
5374That's okay, Rita.
5375You have a good one.
5376
53771226
537801:17:35,021 --> 01:17:35,488
5379Thanks.
5380
53811227
538201:17:43,096 --> 01:17:44,864
5383"Have a pick if you like"?
5384
53851228
538601:17:45,165 --> 01:17:47,867
5387-You're lucky I didn't have a stroke.
5388-Wasn't that little risky?
5389
53901229
539101:17:49,803 --> 01:17:49,869
5392Mr. Presidents, please hush up.
5393
53941230
539501:17:50,103 --> 01:17:53,106
5396If you're in my car, you're produce.
5397
53981231
539901:17:56,109 --> 01:17:57,877
5400Mr. President...
5401
54021232
540301:17:58,111 --> 01:18:00,113
5404...we're ready' sir.
5405
54061233
540701:18:01,014 --> 01:18:04,884
5408The ceremony honoring the Dutch
5409resistance during World War II?
5410
54111234
541201:18:05,185 --> 01:18:09,389
5413Highlight of my day. Who cares
5414about the damn Dutch anyway?
5415
54161235
541701:18:09,522 --> 01:18:11,891
5418Vice President Mathews is going?
5419
54201236
542101:18:12,025 --> 01:18:14,394
5422Let's avoid a possible
5423embarrassment, okay?
5424
54251237
542601:18:14,627 --> 01:18:19,399
5427Remind him these people are from
5428the Netherlands, not nether regions.
5429
54301238
543101:18:19,699 --> 01:18:21,401
5432Oh, and...
5433
54341239
543501:18:21,634 --> 01:18:22,902
5436...have we heard from Witnaur?
5437
54381240
543901:18:23,336 --> 01:18:24,404
5440No, Mr. President.
5441
54421241
544301:18:24,704 --> 01:18:26,706
5444Thank you.
5445
54461242
544701:18:29,409 --> 01:18:31,411
5448Gather around everyone.
5449The tour's about to begin.
5450
54511243
545201:18:31,644 --> 01:18:32,412
5453Come on in.
5454
54551244
545601:18:32,846 --> 01:18:33,913
5457Come in, you in the back.
5458
54591245
546001:18:34,414 --> 01:18:35,915
5461We can't go that way.
5462
54631246
546401:18:36,349 --> 01:18:38,418
5465A million people come to
5466the White House every year.
5467
54681247
546901:18:38,918 --> 01:18:42,422
5470Better smile, they'll know
5471we're here in ten seconds.
5472
54731248
547401:18:42,922 --> 01:18:44,924
5475Come on.
5476
54771249
547801:18:46,059 --> 01:18:47,927
5479Are you ready for the tour?
5480
54811250
548201:18:48,061 --> 01:18:50,430
5483-What are you doing?!
5484-It's the only way we'll get to Haney.
5485
54861251
548701:18:50,864 --> 01:18:51,931
5488Mr. President...
5489
54901252
549101:18:52,065 --> 01:18:53,433
5492...and Mr. President.
5493
54941253
549501:18:53,600 --> 01:18:56,436
5496The tour guides are the hardest
5497working people in the White House.
5498
54991254
550001:18:56,770 --> 01:18:58,438
5501As a way of saying "Thank you"...
5502
55031255
550401:18:58,605 --> 01:19:01,441
5505...President Kramer and I
5506lead your tour ourselves.
5507
55081256
550901:19:01,608 --> 01:19:02,442
5510We'll what?
5511
55121257
551301:19:02,876 --> 01:19:04,444
5514You get the Oval Office.....
5515
55161258
551701:19:08,882 --> 01:19:08,948
5518Who knows this place better than us?
5519
55201259
552101:19:09,115 --> 01:19:11,117
5522Let's go. Gather around.
5523
55241260
552501:19:11,618 --> 01:19:13,453
5526Follow your presidents.
5527
55281261
552901:19:13,887 --> 01:19:17,891
5530Come along.
5531This is going to be fun for you.
5532
55331262
553401:19:22,962 --> 01:19:24,464
5535...they're in.
5536
55371263
553801:19:24,631 --> 01:19:25,965
5539-How?
5540-They used the tour.
5541
55421264
554301:19:26,266 --> 01:19:27,467
5544This is the Green Room.
5545
55461265
554701:19:27,701 --> 01:19:28,468
5548-It's a room
5549-it's green.
5550
55511266
555201:19:28,902 --> 01:19:29,469
5553Hence the name.
5554
55551267
555601:19:29,703 --> 01:19:30,470
5557-Any questions?
5558-Not me.
5559
55601268
556101:19:30,904 --> 01:19:32,472
5562Okay, shall we?
5563
55641269
556501:19:32,972 --> 01:19:33,973
5566That's it?
5567
55681270
556901:19:34,107 --> 01:19:35,475
5570Go, go, go.
5571
55721271
557301:19:35,608 --> 01:19:37,477
5574We grab them as soon as we can.
5575
55761272
557701:19:37,711 --> 01:19:39,479
5578Lots of people have seen them.
5579
55801273
558101:19:39,713 --> 01:19:42,482
5582They met here to take the chopper
5583to the ceremonies...
5584
55851274
558601:19:42,816 --> 01:19:45,819
5587...where the president
5588was to meet them later.
5589
55901275
559101:19:48,154 --> 01:19:51,991
5592The crash site is still secure
5593We just adjust the time of the crash.
5594
55951276
559601:19:52,292 --> 01:19:52,992
5597It could work.
5598
55991277
560001:19:53,226 --> 01:19:56,229
5601I'll stay near Hayne.
5602As soon as you get them, call me.
5603
56041278
560501:19:57,997 --> 01:20:00,500
5606Occasionally we. use this
5607as a shortcut to the Oval Office.
5608
56091279
561001:20:00,633 --> 01:20:05,638
5611Let's pick up the pace.
5612The older folks are dragging us down.
5613
56141280
561501:20:10,610 --> 01:20:13,179
5616There's no way they can
5617get out of the building.
5618
56191281
562001:20:13,413 --> 01:20:15,682
5621We've sealed off the West Wing.
5622
56231282
562401:20:16,116 --> 01:20:18,118
5625Guest quarters.
5626
56271283
562801:20:29,129 --> 01:20:30,196
5629Unlock the door.
5630
56311284
563201:20:30,363 --> 01:20:30,697
5633Come on.
5634
56351285
563601:20:31,197 --> 01:20:32,699
5637That desk belonged to Jefferson.
5638
56391286
564001:20:32,932 --> 01:20:35,702
5641The Declaration of Independence
5642could have been written on it.
5643
56441287
564501:20:35,835 --> 01:20:38,705
5646Tom isn't here to help me
5647pick it up, so move your ass!
5648
56491288
565001:20:39,139 --> 01:20:41,207
5651Mr. Presidents, please!
5652
56531289
565401:20:41,441 --> 01:20:44,711
5655When we think of the Netherlands,
5656no doubt we have images of...
5657
56581290
565901:20:45,145 --> 01:20:48,715
5660...a tranquil land dotted
5661with picturesque windmills.
5662
56631291
566401:20:49,149 --> 01:20:52,719
5665Good. Secure the room,
5666but do not move in until I get there.
5667
56681292
566901:20:53,153 --> 01:20:56,156
5670And Wilkerson, call the press.
5671
56721293
567301:21:00,160 --> 01:21:02,729
5674I found Haney. He's on the South Lawn.
5675
56761294
567701:21:03,163 --> 01:21:04,230
5678I don't like this.
5679
56801295
568101:21:04,798 --> 01:21:08,234
5682They've pinned us here for 15 minutes.
5683What're they doing?
5684
56851296
568601:21:08,401 --> 01:21:10,403
5687Preparing for our funeral.
5688
56891297
569001:21:10,870 --> 01:21:13,239
5691The report just came in
5692from the White House.
5693
56941298
569501:21:13,506 --> 01:21:17,243
5696The helicopter went down
5697over the Blue Ridge ountains.
5698
56991299
570001:21:17,410 --> 01:21:20,747
5701President Kramer and President Douglas
5702were reportedly on board.
5703
57041300
570501:21:21,014 --> 01:21:24,017
5706Search teams are speeding to the area.
5707
57081301
570901:21:31,191 --> 01:21:34,194
5710Phone's dead.
5711
57121302
571301:21:34,594 --> 01:21:35,762
5714What are you doing?
5715
57161303
571701:21:36,029 --> 01:21:40,767
5718During my years here, a butler told me
5719about a secret door in this room
5720
57211304
572201:21:40,934 --> 01:21:45,772
5723The "Kennedy Door" he called it.
5724I think it was just a story.
5725
57261305
572701:21:46,039 --> 01:21:48,041
5728It's here
5729
57301306
573101:21:48,608 --> 01:21:50,610
5732I almost forgot.
5733
57341307
573501:21:55,548 --> 01:21:56,783
5736What are you looking at?
5737
57381308
573901:21:57,250 --> 01:22:00,787
5740You been down to the farmer's
5741market lately? it's brutal.
5742
57431309
574401:22:01,354 --> 01:22:04,791
5745I used this thing for a couple of
5746midnight rendezvous.
5747
57481310
574901:22:05,125 --> 01:22:06,793
5750I'll never forget this one girl--
5751
57521311
575301:22:07,227 --> 01:22:08,795
5754She was a stewardess.
5755
57561312
575701:22:09,062 --> 01:22:09,796
5758I don't need to know.
5759
57601313
576101:22:10,363 --> 01:22:11,798
5762She was also a contortionist.
5763
57641314
576501:22:12,232 --> 01:22:12,799
5766Go on.
5767
57681315
576901:22:13,066 --> 01:22:14,300
5770She-- Later.
5771
57721316
577301:22:14,567 --> 01:22:17,570
5774Right now, we must
5775get to that ceremony.
5776
57771317
577801:22:19,372 --> 01:22:22,809
5779If we can get ourselves seen
5780on TV everyone will know...
5781
57821318
578301:22:22,942 --> 01:22:24,811
5784...we're not dead in the mountains...
5785
57861319
578701:22:25,378 --> 01:22:28,381
5788...and tanner is out of business.
5789
57901320
579101:22:29,482 --> 01:22:31,484
5792Break it.
5793
57941321
579501:22:41,995 --> 01:22:43,997
5796Where the hell are they?
5797
57981322
579901:22:45,598 --> 01:22:46,332
5800Hurry up.
5801
58021323
580301:22:46,900 --> 01:22:52,906
5804Be glad I'm not Gerry Ford. We would
5805be lying at the bottom of the stairs.
5806
58071324
580801:22:55,108 --> 01:22:58,845
5809It's been a while, but I think
5810the way out is down to the left.
5811
58121325
581301:22:59,012 --> 01:23:01,348
5814God, this whole thing is crazy.
5815
58161326
581701:23:01,481 --> 01:23:05,352
5818I can't figure how a twisted psycho
5819like Tanner end up in the NSA.
5820
58211327
582201:23:05,919 --> 01:23:09,923
5823I know. Why isn't he
5824in the postal service where he belongs?
5825
58261328
582701:23:11,124 --> 01:23:11,858
5828Great.
5829
58301329
583101:23:12,025 --> 01:23:13,360
5832"down and to the left."
5833
58341330
583501:23:13,693 --> 01:23:17,364
5836Oh, cork it.
5837It's not the end of the world.
5838
58391331
584001:23:17,497 --> 01:23:18,865
5841Hello, sirs.
5842
58431332
584401:23:19,299 --> 01:23:23,303
5845No need for concern
5846it's only me, the twisted psycho.
5847
58481333
584901:23:23,703 --> 01:23:25,372
5850We won't have a long chat.
5851
58521334
585301:23:25,705 --> 01:23:29,376
5854I don't think I can stand to listen
5855to you for another second.
5856
58571335
585801:23:29,542 --> 01:23:30,377
5859I'll just kill you.
5860
58611336
586201:23:31,811 --> 01:23:33,380
5863Who goes first?
5864
58651337
586601:23:33,947 --> 01:23:36,950
5867The old man, or the ladies' man?
5868
58691338
587001:23:42,055 --> 01:23:43,390
5871Nice work, Russell.
5872
58731339
587401:23:43,823 --> 01:23:45,825
5875Thank you.
5876
58771340
587801:23:46,659 --> 01:23:49,729
5879I must change my shorts now.
5880
58811341
588201:23:56,236 --> 01:23:59,239
5883Pennsylvania Avenue's almost clear.
5884
58851342
588601:24:02,242 --> 01:24:03,576
5887Here we are.
5888
58891343
589001:24:03,743 --> 01:24:06,579
5891Watch it, watch it.
5892
58931344
589401:24:06,813 --> 01:24:10,083
5895It's the North Lawn. We're on
5896the other side of where we want to be.
5897
58981345
589901:24:10,250 --> 01:24:11,084
5900Good going.
5901
59021346
590301:24:11,518 --> 01:24:14,521
5904I didn't build the damn tunnel
5905
59061347
590701:24:16,756 --> 01:24:18,591
5908-Now what?
5909-Who am I, fucking MacGyver?
5910
59111348
591201:24:19,025 --> 01:24:20,593
5913I make this up as I go along.
5914
59151349
591601:24:21,161 --> 01:24:23,163
5917Over there!
5918
59191350
592001:24:27,667 --> 01:24:30,670
5921Hang on!
5922
59231351
592401:24:32,939 --> 01:24:33,606
5925Hold it! Stop right there!
5926
59271352
592801:24:34,174 --> 01:24:37,110
5929Get off the horse!
5930
59311353
593201:24:37,544 --> 01:24:39,612
5933We can't get cars through the block.
5934
59351354
593601:24:39,846 --> 01:24:42,849
5937Run after them, I'll cut them off.
5938
59391355
594001:24:49,289 --> 01:24:54,294
5941When this is over, let's come back
5942and look for my balls.
5943
59441356
594501:24:56,796 --> 01:24:58,798
5946Mr. Presidents, stop!
5947
59481357
594901:25:00,967 --> 01:25:04,637
5950Marksmen, intruders, North Lawn.
5951This is Tanner going to intercept.
5952
59531358
595401:25:05,071 --> 01:25:06,139
5955Shoot to kill!
5956
59571359
595801:25:06,373 --> 01:25:09,376
5959We're moving into position now.
5960
59611360
596201:25:19,986 --> 01:25:21,654
5963Wait, hold your fire.
5964
59651361
596601:25:22,222 --> 01:25:23,656
5967That's Presidents Kramer and Douglas.
5968
59691362
597001:25:23,823 --> 01:25:24,657
5971That's impossible!
5972
59731363
597401:25:24,891 --> 01:25:26,159
5975The presidents are dead!
5976
59771364
597801:25:26,593 --> 01:25:28,595
5979Shoot them!
5980
59811365
598201:25:30,330 --> 01:25:33,166
5983Repositioning to the south.
5984
59851366
598601:25:33,333 --> 01:25:38,338
5987These people, bound by love of country,
5988risked their lives
5989
59901367
599101:25:38,838 --> 01:25:40,840
5992Open the gate!
5993
59941368
599501:25:44,244 --> 01:25:45,178
5996Nice horsey.
5997
59981369
599901:25:45,645 --> 01:25:47,681
6000Oh, God!
6001
60021370
600301:25:48,281 --> 01:25:50,283
6004On your command, sir.
6005
60061371
600701:25:56,089 --> 01:25:57,357
6008I gave you a direct order! Shoot!
6009
60101372
601101:25:58,191 --> 01:25:59,526
6012Lieutenant Fleming...
6013
60141373
601501:25:59,693 --> 01:26:02,696
6016...request...permission to shoot.
6017
60181374
601901:26:05,699 --> 01:26:07,033
6020Duck!
6021
60221375
602301:26:07,467 --> 01:26:09,469
6024It was a struggle for democracy.
6025
60261376
602701:26:10,870 --> 01:26:12,038
6028For truth
6029
60301377
603101:26:12,205 --> 01:26:15,208
6032We must fire, sir!
6033
60341378
603501:26:18,378 --> 01:26:21,381
6036It was a struggle
6037between life and death.
6038
60391379
604001:26:30,690 --> 01:26:32,692
6041Those are the presidents.
6042
60431380
604401:26:39,833 --> 01:26:42,569
6045In conclusion, I'd like to say that...
6046
60471381
604801:26:42,635 --> 01:26:45,071
6049...it is our pleasure to welcome...
6050
60511382
605201:26:45,238 --> 01:26:48,241
6053...these Dutch resistance fighters
6054here--
6055
60561383
605701:26:51,745 --> 01:26:54,581
6058Would somebody go collect Blinky?
6059
60601384
606101:26:55,415 --> 01:26:57,083
6062Let him come ahead.
6063
60641385
606501:26:57,250 --> 01:26:59,085
6066What a surprise!
6067
60681386
606901:26:59,219 --> 01:27:03,223
6070Ladies gentlemen
6071President Matthew Douglas.
6072
60731387
607401:27:05,358 --> 01:27:07,093
6075Thank you. Thank you.
6076
60771388
607801:27:07,227 --> 01:27:08,595
6079We have to talk...
6080
60811389
608201:27:08,728 --> 01:27:10,663
6083...now.
6084
60851390
608601:27:13,767 --> 01:27:16,503
6087Haney had to spin-dry
6088the kickback money.
6089
60901391
609101:27:17,003 --> 01:27:18,004
6092That's how Olympia came in.
6093
60941392
609501:27:18,505 --> 01:27:19,506
6096Russell, please.
6097
60981393
609901:27:19,673 --> 01:27:20,507
6100There must be a way around this.
6101
61021394
610301:27:21,007 --> 01:27:22,509
6104I'll give you anything you want.
6105
61061395
610701:27:22,676 --> 01:27:23,510
6108I have money.
6109
61101396
611101:27:23,677 --> 01:27:28,014
6112Pardon? Are you honestly saying that
6113Russell P. Kramer can be bought?
6114
61151397
611601:27:28,581 --> 01:27:29,015
6117Shut up.
6118
61191398
612001:27:29,582 --> 01:27:32,519
6121Why resign? I know nothing about
6122Reynold's death or the crash.
6123
61241399
612501:27:33,086 --> 01:27:35,522
6126Okay, all right.
6127I admit I used the office.
6128
61291400
613001:27:35,689 --> 01:27:38,024
6131But how is that different
6132from what you're doing?
6133
61341401
613501:27:38,291 --> 01:27:39,526
6136You made money from this office.
6137
61381402
613901:27:40,026 --> 01:27:41,027
6140Two things.
6141
61421403
614301:27:41,428 --> 01:27:44,030
6144One... I never did anything illegal.
6145
61461404
614701:27:44,431 --> 01:27:46,032
6148Big difference. Two...
6149
61501405
615101:27:46,299 --> 01:27:47,534
6152I never did it for money.
6153
61541406
615501:27:47,934 --> 01:27:50,537
6156-Come on! Sure you did!
6157-No, no, you just don't get it.
6158
61591407
616001:27:51,037 --> 01:27:55,542
6161My books, personal appearances, I do
6162them so people still know I'm here.
6163
61641408
616501:27:55,942 --> 01:27:57,944
6166So they don't forget me.
6167
61681409
616901:28:00,213 --> 01:28:04,050
6170And so I can get
6171just a little taste of...
6172
61731410
617401:28:04,551 --> 01:28:07,554
6175...what it's like to be...
6176
61771411
617801:28:09,723 --> 01:28:12,726
6179...what I was.
6180
61811412
618201:28:15,962 --> 01:28:17,564
6183This office has done a lot for me!
6184
61851413
618601:28:17,897 --> 01:28:20,900
6187Now I'll do something for it...
6188get you out!
6189
61901414
619101:28:23,136 --> 01:28:26,573
6192Excuse me, sirs. I'm Agent Kopeck,
6193in charge of the White House detail.
6194
61951415
619601:28:27,073 --> 01:28:29,075
6197This is Officer Ralph Fleming.
6198
61991416
620001:28:29,476 --> 01:28:30,577
6201He stopped Colonel Tanner.
6202
62031417
620401:28:31,077 --> 01:28:32,579
6205Thank you Ralph.
6206
62071418
620801:28:32,746 --> 01:28:33,580
6209You saved our lives.
6210
62111419
621201:28:33,747 --> 01:28:35,081
6213it's an honor to meet you, son.
6214
62151420
621601:28:35,482 --> 01:28:37,083
6217Actually, we've met before...
6218
62191421
622001:28:37,250 --> 01:28:39,085
6221We have? Where?
6222
62231422
622401:28:39,252 --> 01:28:42,255
6225Somewhere... "over the rainbow."
6226
62271423
622801:28:58,104 --> 01:28:59,639
6229And so...
6230
62311424
623201:28:59,806 --> 01:29:01,641
6233...it is with a heavy heart...
6234
62351425
623601:29:02,108 --> 01:29:05,111
6237...and ironically, a weak heart...
6238
62391426
624001:29:06,179 --> 01:29:07,647
6241...that I resign...
6242
62431427
624401:29:08,014 --> 01:29:10,650
6245...from the office of
6246President of the United States.
6247
62481428
624901:29:11,184 --> 01:29:12,652
6250Poor President Haney.
6251
62521429
625301:29:12,886 --> 01:29:15,655
6254Don't you worry, Rita.
6255He'll be just fine.
6256
62571430
625801:29:16,189 --> 01:29:18,658
6259You haven't lost your touch.
6260
62611431
626201:29:19,125 --> 01:29:21,161
6263I miss you too.
6264
62651432
626601:29:21,327 --> 01:29:26,166
6267I was finally getting used to him.
6268Now I must start all over again.
6269
62701433
627101:29:26,633 --> 01:29:29,636
6272President Matthews.
6273
62741434
627501:29:30,904 --> 01:29:34,174
6276Who would have ever thought of that.?
6277
62781435
627901:29:34,407 --> 01:29:36,176
6280President Matthews.
6281
62821436
628301:29:36,343 --> 01:29:41,181
6284There's only one way that moron
6285was ever going to become...
6286
62871437
628801:29:41,348 --> 01:29:41,681
6289...president.
6290
62911438
629201:29:42,215 --> 01:29:44,184
6293Either Haney would be assassinated...
6294
62951439
629601:29:44,551 --> 01:29:46,553
6297...or he'd have to...
6298
62991440
630001:29:48,421 --> 01:29:49,689
6301...resign.
6302
63031441
630401:29:50,056 --> 01:29:53,693
6305I'm convinced that
6306it's for the nation's good...
6307
63081442
630901:29:53,860 --> 01:29:56,696
6310...that I step aside.
6311
63121443
631301:29:57,230 --> 01:29:58,698
6314Two more minutes.
6315
63161444
631701:29:58,865 --> 01:30:00,200
6318Thank you. I'll be ready.
6319
63201445
632101:30:00,667 --> 01:30:03,203
6322We need to talk, and right now.
6323
63241446
632501:30:03,370 --> 01:30:05,705
6326Will you excuse us a minute?
6327
63281447
632901:30:06,072 --> 01:30:06,706
6330What's up?
6331
63321448
633301:30:07,240 --> 01:30:09,709
6334-We figured it out.
6335-You'll never get away with it.
6336
63371449
633801:30:09,943 --> 01:30:13,213
6339I already did. Chief Justice Rehnquist
6340just swore me in.
6341
63421450
634301:30:13,380 --> 01:30:17,217
6344I'm about to go on television
6345and reluctantly accept my charge.
6346
63471451
634801:30:17,584 --> 01:30:18,718
6349You sent Tanner to kill us.
6350
63511452
635201:30:19,185 --> 01:30:21,721
6353We investigate Olympia, wind up dead,
6354it gets tied to Haney.
6355
63561453
635701:30:22,255 --> 01:30:24,224
6358Either way, he goes down.
6359
63601454
636101:30:24,457 --> 01:30:25,725
6362You're right.
6363
63641455
636501:30:26,092 --> 01:30:28,228
6366Only a few unfortunate deaths...
6367
63681456
636901:30:28,595 --> 01:30:30,730
6370...but they can be blamed on Tanner.
6371
63721457
637301:30:31,097 --> 01:30:33,233
6374He won't be a Joint Chief after all.
6375
63761458
637701:30:33,700 --> 01:30:36,736
6378How do you explain us being here?
6379Are we both dead?
6380
63811459
638201:30:37,203 --> 01:30:39,239
6383Your chopper definitely went down.
6384
63851460
638601:30:39,406 --> 01:30:41,741
6387Thankfully it turned out
6388you weren't on board.
6389
63901461
639101:30:42,275 --> 01:30:46,746
6392Press secretary's already apologized
6393for any confusion.
6394
63951462
639601:30:47,147 --> 01:30:47,747
6397Thirty seconds.
6398
63991463
640001:30:47,981 --> 01:30:48,748
6401Thank you.
6402
64031464
640401:30:49,282 --> 01:30:50,250
6405Well, gentlemen...
6406
64071465
640801:30:50,717 --> 01:30:54,721
6409...if you ask me, this whole thing's
6410been a real coup.
6411
64121466
641301:30:55,221 --> 01:30:56,756
6414Funny thing, isn't it?
6415
64161467
641701:30:56,923 --> 01:30:59,259
6418Everyone thinks I'm an idiot.
6419
64201468
642101:30:59,426 --> 01:31:03,430
6422But nobody knows it was
6423all just a big facade.
6424
64251469
642601:31:05,632 --> 01:31:07,634
6427Who's the idiot now?
6428
64291470
643001:31:16,776 --> 01:31:18,778
6431-Good to see you.
6432-Welcome home, sir.
6433
64341471
643501:31:23,516 --> 01:31:23,616
6436I guess that's all she wrote.
6437
64381472
643901:31:27,120 --> 01:31:30,123
6440Want to know what
6441gives me the red ass?
6442
64431473
644401:31:30,590 --> 01:31:32,425
6445He damn near got away with it.
6446
64471474
644801:31:32,692 --> 01:31:34,928
6449What do you mean "damn near"?
6450
64511475
645201:31:35,195 --> 01:31:36,930
6453You got the whole conversation on tape?
6454
64551476
645601:31:37,297 --> 01:31:39,432
6457I learned from the master.
6458
64591477
646001:31:39,799 --> 01:31:44,437
6461The only problem is if I drop this off
6462at CNN Matthews gets thrown out...
6463
64641478
646501:31:44,704 --> 01:31:46,439
6466...according to the 25th Amendment...
6467
64681479
646901:31:46,673 --> 01:31:48,441
6470...the Speaker of th House
6471will become preseident.
6472
64731480
647401:31:48,641 --> 01:31:50,443
6475God, anybody but him.
6476
64771481
647801:31:50,610 --> 01:31:51,444
6479Tell me about it.
6480
64811482
648201:31:51,811 --> 01:31:54,948
6483But I guess we have no choice.
6484We did everything we could.
6485
64861483
648701:31:55,448 --> 01:31:59,953
6488I'll go home, kiss my wife, take
6489a shower and go to bed for a month.
6490
64911484
649201:32:00,120 --> 01:32:01,454
6493Sounds good.
6494
64951485
649601:32:02,022 --> 01:32:04,457
6497You know something? I must tell you.....
6498
64991486
650001:32:04,724 --> 01:32:08,461
6501After going through this whole thing...
6502
65031487
650401:32:08,528 --> 01:32:10,463
6505...i've realized...
6506
65071488
650801:32:10,964 --> 01:32:11,965
6509...i really don't like you.
6510
65111489
651201:32:12,465 --> 01:32:13,466
6513No kidding.
6514
65151490
651601:32:13,667 --> 01:32:16,469
6517That's not what I wanted to say.
6518
65191491
652001:32:16,736 --> 01:32:18,738
6521The thing is...
6522
65231492
652401:32:19,239 --> 01:32:21,474
6525...I don't like you.
6526
65271493
652801:32:21,741 --> 01:32:23,743
6529But...
6530
65311494
653201:32:24,177 --> 01:32:26,479
6533...I think I'm going to...
6534
65351495
653601:32:26,746 --> 01:32:28,748
6537...miss you.
6538
65391496
654001:32:30,650 --> 01:32:33,486
6541If we hadn't spent 30 years
6542hating each other's guts...
6543
65441497
654501:32:33,586 --> 01:32:35,989
6546...we might have been...
6547
65481498
654901:32:36,056 --> 01:32:38,058
6550...friends.
6551
65521499
655301:32:41,761 --> 01:32:43,496
6554I think I'll stop there...
6555
65561500
655701:32:43,663 --> 01:32:47,667
6558...because I feel the goat cheese
6559pizza backing up on me.
6560
65611501
656201:32:53,940 --> 01:32:54,007
6563You take care of yourself.
6564
65651502
656601:32:54,174 --> 01:32:55,008
6567And...
6568
65691503
657001:32:55,508 --> 01:32:56,509
6571...don't jump off trains.
6572
65731504
657401:32:56,710 --> 01:32:58,011
6575I was pushed.
6576
65771505
657801:32:58,078 --> 01:33:00,080
6579Same difference.
6580
65811506
658201:33:10,390 --> 01:33:14,027
6583"Hail to the Chief, if you don't
6584I'll have to kill you.
6585
65861507
658701:33:14,194 --> 01:33:15,528
6588"I am the Chief.
6589
65901508
659101:33:15,929 --> 01:33:19,032
6592"So you better watch your step,
6593you bastards."
6594
65951509
659601:33:19,099 --> 01:33:21,101
6597We're even.
6598
65991510
660001:33:33,813 --> 01:33:35,815
6601I was told what you went through.
6602
66031511
660401:33:36,416 --> 01:33:38,418
6605It's amazing.
6606
66071512
660801:33:39,753 --> 01:33:42,088
6609Yes, I guess it was.
6610
66111513
661201:33:42,255 --> 01:33:46,259
6613Now you can go home to Cleveland
6614for a well-deserved rest.
6615
66161514
661701:33:47,127 --> 01:33:50,130
6618When it comes time for a rest...
6619
66201515
662101:33:50,764 --> 01:33:53,767
6622...there's no place like Cleveland.
6623
66241516
662501:33:55,435 --> 01:33:57,604
6626This must've been
6627a difficult experience.
6628
66291517
663001:33:57,937 --> 01:33:59,105
6631It was pretty bad.
6632
66331518
663401:33:59,439 --> 01:34:01,608
6635But on some level...
6636
66371519
663801:34:02,075 --> 01:34:03,610
6639...I enjoyed it.
6640
66411520
664201:34:04,744 --> 01:34:06,946
6643It was just nice to do something and...
6644
66451521
664601:34:07,280 --> 01:34:08,615
6647...have a goal again.
6648
66491522
665001:34:09,149 --> 01:34:12,118
6651I think it was a great service
6652you did for your country.
6653
66541523
665501:34:12,352 --> 01:34:15,355
6656Most people would've given up.
6657
66581524
665901:34:15,855 --> 01:34:19,626
6660You and President Kramer
6661did everything you could.
6662
66631525
666401:34:20,727 --> 01:34:23,096
6665I'm proud to be attached to you.
6666
66671526
666801:34:30,670 --> 01:34:31,638
6669No, Chet...
6670
66711527
667201:34:32,172 --> 01:34:34,140
6673...you're wrong.
6674
66751528
667601:34:34,474 --> 01:34:37,477
6677We didn't do everything we could.
6678
66791529
668001:34:37,977 --> 01:34:40,647
6681Nine months after he took
6682the oath of office...
6683
66841530
668501:34:40,880 --> 01:34:43,650
6686...former president and
6687convicted felon Ted Matthews.
6688
66891531
669001:34:43,817 --> 01:34:48,154
6691...today began serving his sentence at
6692a federal prison in Stafford, Virginia.
6693
66941532
669501:34:48,488 --> 01:34:51,658
6696But, unlike other political
6697scandals of the past...
6698
66991533
670001:34:51,825 --> 01:34:54,661
6701...this one as spawned
6702an unusual coupling.
6703
67041534
670501:34:54,894 --> 01:34:59,899
6706For that story, we take you
6707to correspondent Kaye Griffin.
6708
67091535
671001:35:01,701 --> 01:35:04,671
6711Two of America's biggest
6712political rivals are making history.
6713
67141536
671501:35:05,005 --> 01:35:10,176
6716Running together as independents are
6717ex-Presidents Kramer and Douglas.
6718
67191537
672001:35:10,643 --> 01:35:13,646
6721I come to this country
6722with those fellows.
6723
67241538
672501:35:13,847 --> 01:35:14,180
6726However...
6727
67281539
672901:35:14,714 --> 01:35:18,685
6730...we don't know who will be running
6731as president and who as vice president.
6732
67331540
673401:35:19,219 --> 01:35:24,224
6735I'm not ashamed to say it,
6736I slept with both those guys.
6737
67381541
673901:35:26,226 --> 01:35:27,694
6740My love.
6741
67421542
674301:35:28,161 --> 01:35:30,196
6744-Any words of wisdom?
6745-Of course.
6746
67471543
674801:35:30,530 --> 01:35:31,698
6749Don't be a frigging fool.
6750
67511544
675201:35:32,232 --> 01:35:35,702
6753Please, if you're going to use
6754the F-word, go for the gold.
6755
67561545
675701:35:36,036 --> 01:35:37,203
6758Excuse us.
6759
67601546
676101:35:37,671 --> 01:35:40,206
6762-Ready to face the voting public?
6763-Let's do it.
6764
67651547
676601:35:41,508 --> 01:35:42,709
6767I'll make the announcement.
6768
67691548
677001:35:42,876 --> 01:35:45,712
6771You're saying I'm going
6772to be president...
6773
67741549
677501:35:46,046 --> 01:35:48,715
6776...and you vice president, correct?
6777
67781550
677901:35:48,848 --> 01:35:51,217
6780After all we did,
6781you still don't trust me?
6782
67831551
678401:35:51,685 --> 01:35:52,719
6785I trust you.
6786
67871552
678801:35:53,253 --> 01:35:53,720
6789Thank you.
6790
67911553
679201:35:54,054 --> 01:35:55,722
6793Like you me. I'll announce it.
6794
67951554
679601:35:56,056 --> 01:35:58,224
6797We agreed that I would do it.
6798
67991555
680001:35:58,558 --> 01:36:00,226
6801-Let go, please.
6802-No I won't.
6803
68041556
680501:36:00,760 --> 01:36:03,229
6806I'm not letting go either.
6807
68081557
680901:36:03,396 --> 01:36:04,230
6810Move, old man.
6811
68121558
681301:36:04,731 --> 01:36:07,734
6814No way, sleazebag.
6815
68161559
681701:36:08,134 --> 01:36:09,736
6818Money!
6819
68201560
682101:36:09,969 --> 01:36:11,738
6822Did you drop that?
6823
68241561
682501:36:12,272 --> 01:36:13,740
6826Yeah, that's mine.
6827
68281562
682901:36:14,074 --> 01:36:15,241
6830My fellow Americans...
6831
68321563
683301:36:15,909 --> 01:36:17,477
6834You son of a--