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2Welcome to Hippie Station 13!
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5You have unread updates in the changelog.
6Sending Resources...2
7Admins:
8         Turret_Drehturm (GameAdmin) (315ms)
9Players:
10         Lunaman223 (196ms)
11         Skygrow (230ms)
12         Evilmustacheman (227ms)
13         Order_of_Dusk (234ms)
14         Rubenic (79ms)
15         Mr. Epic Sax (261ms)
16         Turret_Drehturm (315ms)
17         KEKbab124 (227ms)
18         EmilyAmongtheStars (117ms)
19         NachoManCandyCabbage (79ms)
20         JessHorserage (201ms)
21         Scolex173 (224ms)
22         Iksxde (227ms)
23         Spartyn (194ms)
24         NotJony (235ms)
25         KiloEchoKilo (301ms)
26         Happy_patty (125ms)
27         ShadowGlacier13 (194ms)
28         Deskdrawer (67ms)
29Total Players: 19
30You are the Assistant.
31As the Assistant you answer directly to absolutely everyone. Special circumstances may change this.
32Prefix your message with :h to speak on your department's radio. To see other prefixes, look closely at your headset.
33As this station was initially staffed with a skeleton crew, additional access may have been added to your ID card.
34Your account ID is 559954.
35The Arrival shuttle requests console beeps, "Now approaching: The Chumbucket."
36The Arrival shuttle requests console exclaims, "Welcome to your new life, employees!"
37[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Terry Newday has signed up as Assistant"
38[Common] Toby Wade says, "I can speak to people who have brain damage. Good"
39[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Zane Ellis has signed up as Assistant"
40[Common] Toby Wade says, "Ghhhir"
41[Common] Terry Newday says, "Don't worry I'm here now to kill everyone relax it's going to be okay drink from my pipe weed"
42Terry Newday says, "Don't worry I'm here now to kill everyone relax it's going to be okay drink from my pipe weed"
43Zane Ellis unbuckles himself from the shuttle seat.
44You unbuckle yourself from the shuttle seat.
45You put the ID into PDA-Terry Newday (Assistant)'s slot.
46The Arrival shuttle requests console beeps, "Shuttle departing."
47[Common] Jess Horserage yells, "CLOWN BOT!!"
48[Common] Jess Horserage says, "DO YOU WANT ILLEGAL TECH"
49You take the fire extinguisher from the extinguisher cabinet.
50You put the fire extinguisher into the satchel.
51[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "David Hunter has signed up as Quartermaster"
52[Common] David Hunter says, "Wait fuck this isn't scientist"
53[Common] Jess Horserage says, "Wait, lack of diamon"
54Clown Waifu screams!
55Edgar Woollard is restrained, you cannot push past.2
56Terry Newday attempted to disarm Edgar Woollard!
57Edgar Woollard is restrained, you cannot push past.
58Terry Newday has pushed Edgar Woollard!
59Terry Newday attempted to disarm Edgar Woollard!
60Edgar Woollard is restrained, you cannot push past.
61The machine frame is hit by a disabler beam!
62Terry Newday attempted to disarm Saul Sealis!
63Edgar Woollard is hit by a disabler beam in the chest!
64Security Android-618 fires the cyborg disabler!
65Edgar Woollard is hit by a disabler beam in the left leg!
66Terry Newday attempted to disarm Saul Sealis!
67Security Android-618 fires the cyborg disabler!
68Terry Newday attempted to disarm Saul Sealis!
69Terry Newday attempted to disarm Toby Wade!
70Terry Newday has disarmed Toby Wade!
71[Common] Hank J. Wimbleton asks, "Anyone wants a fire sword?"
72Terry Newday has pushed Toby Wade!
73Terry Newday has grabbed Toby Wade passively!
74Toby Wade says, "Ow"
75Terry Newday has grabbed Toby Wade aggressively!
76Terry Newday pushes Toby Wade onto the reinforced table.
77Toby Wade says, "Aw"
78[Common] David Hunter says, "Me"
79Saul Sealis applies the bruise pack on the cow.
80Terry Newday attempted to disarm Saul Sealis!
81[Common] Hank J. Wimbleton says, "Come to science"
82Terry Newday screams!
83Terry Newday says, "GIV COW"
84[Common] Hank J. Wimbleton says, "I have two to sell"
85The cow moos, "MOOOOOO"
86Saul Sealis has hit the air supply pipe with the stun baton!
87[Common] Hank J. Wimbleton says, "I mean, donate"
88Saul Sealis has hit the air supply pipe with the stun baton!
89Saul Sealis has stunned you with the stun baton!
90Saul Sealis puts the stun baton into the security belt.
91Saul Sealis is trying to put handcuffs on Terry Newday!
92Terry Newday says, "GIV COW"
93Saul Sealis has grabbed Terry Newday passively!
94Hank J. Wimbleton empties out the fire extinguisher onto the floor using the release valve.
95Hank J. Wimbleton has grabbed Saul Sealis passively!
96Hank J. Wimbleton has grabbed Terry Newday passively!
97Saul Sealis says, "Nobody touches cow"
98Terry Newday says, "YAY"
99You're restrained! You can't move!3
100Hank J. Wimbleton shakes Saul Sealis trying to get him up!
101Terry Newday says, "Savior"
102Saul Sealis lays down a sensuous riff on the toy saxophone!
103Terry Newday says, "He took cow"
104Saul Sealis has pulled Terry Newday from Hank J. Wimbleton's grip.
105Saul Sealis has grabbed Terry Newday passively!
106Saul Sealis has been hit by the toy saxophone.
107Hank J. Wimbleton says, "Grab he"
108Saul Sealis says, "Wtf"
109Hank J. Wimbleton has grabbed Terry Newday passively!
110Terry Newday says, "MAKE HIM GIV COW BEK"
111Hank J. Wimbleton says, "20 iq"
112[Common] Zane Ellis says, "I WANT A FIRE SWORD"
113You're restrained! You can't move!
114Saul Sealis has pulled Terry Newday from Hank J. Wimbleton's grip.
115Saul Sealis has grabbed Terry Newday passively!
116Terry Newday says, "MAKE HIM GIV COW"
117Saul Sealis lays down a libidinous riff on the toy saxophone!
118Saul Sealis says, "Cow is mine"
119Saul Sealis says, "No one elses"
120Terry Newday says, "GIV COW"
121Your eyes sting a little.
122Saul Sealis blinds you with the flash!
123Saul Sealis puts the flash into the security belt.
124Saul Sealis puts the identification card (Captain) into the head of security's cloak.
125Your eyes sting a little.
126Saul Sealis blinds you with the flash!
127Saul Sealis puts the flash into the security belt.
128The cow moos hauntingly, "Moo"
129[Common] Zane Ellis says, "Help"
130Saul Sealis tries to remove Terry Newday's satchel.
131Saul Sealis tries to remove Terry Newday's black cap.
132Saul Sealis tries to remove Terry Newday's radio headset.
133Saul Sealis tries to remove Terry Newday's leather overcoat.
134Saul Sealis tries to remove Terry Newday's black shoes.
135Saul Sealis tries to remove Terry Newday's grey jumpsuit.
136Your eyes sting a little.
137Saul Sealis blinds you with the flash!
138Current Admins:
139Adminhelps are also sent to Discord. If no admins are available in game adminhelp anyways and an admin on Discord will see it and respond.
140Terry Newday attempts to remove the handcuffs!
141You attempt to remove the handcuffs... (This will take around 1 minute and you need to stand still.)
142You fail to remove the handcuffs!
143Central Command Update
144
145Anomaly Alert
146
147Gravitational anomaly detected on long range scanners. Expected location: Engineering Foyer.
148
149Saul Sealis has hit the air supply pipe with the stun baton!
150You are now resting.
151You fail to get up.2
152Saul Sealis has hit the disposal pipe with the stun baton!
153Saul Sealis has hit the scrubbers pipe with the stun baton!
154Saul Sealis has hit the disposal pipe with the stun baton!3
155Saul Sealis puts the stun baton into the security belt.
156You get up.
157Saul Sealis fires the X-01 MultiPhase Energy Gun!2
158Terry Newday is hit by an electrode in the head!
159Saul Sealis fires the X-01 MultiPhase Energy Gun!2
160Terry Newday is hit by an electrode in the head!
161You're too exhausted to keep going...
162Saul Sealis fires the X-01 MultiPhase Energy Gun!
163You are now resting.
164The crate is hit by an electrode!
165Saul Sealis fires the X-01 MultiPhase Energy Gun!
166The crate is hit by an electrode!
167You fail to get up.
168Saul Sealis puts the X-01 MultiPhase Energy Gun into the head of security's cloak.
169Saul Sealis has grabbed Terry Newday passively!
170You fail to get up.
171Saul Sealis puts the identification card (Captain) into the head of security's cloak.
172You get up.
173Saul Sealis says, "Cow is mine"
174Terry Newday says, "Giv cow"
175Saul Sealis has stunned you with the stun baton!
176Saul Sealis puts the stun baton into the security belt.
177Terry Newday attempts to remove the handcuffs!
178You attempt to remove the handcuffs... (This will take around 1 minute and you need to stand still.)
179Current Admins:
180Adminhelps are also sent to Discord. If no admins are available in game adminhelp anyways and an admin on Discord will see it and respond.
181PM to-Admins: The head of security has stripped me of everything and locked me between two airlocks for trying to pull a cow away from him.
182No active admins are online, your adminhelp was sent to the admin irc.
183Current Admins:
184Adminhelps are also sent to Discord. If no admins are available in game adminhelp anyways and an admin on Discord will see it and respond.
185Terry Newday manages to remove the handcuffs!
186You successfully remove the handcuffs.
187You need a jumpsuit before you can attach this handcuffs!
188You are unable to equip that!
189Priority Announcement
190
191The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station. You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.
192
193Attention:
1942 authorizations needed until shuttle is launched early
195Terry Newday says, "Thanks"
196The newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
197Captain Announces
198
199Be swift or be left behind
200
201You are unable to equip that!
202Attention:
2031 authorizations needed until shuttle is launched early
204Attention:
205The emergency shuttle will launch in 10 seconds
206You hear spraying.2
207Toby Wade coats the rune with spray paint!2
208You hear spraying.
209Clown Waifu is hit by a foam dart in the head!3
210You hear spraying.
211[Common] Jess Horserage asks, "Wait, thats bannable?"
212You hear spraying.
213David Hunter fires the donksoft LMG!5
214Clown Waifu is hit by a foam dart in the head!
215Clown Waifu is hit by a foam dart in the left leg!
216David Hunter fires the donksoft LMG!
217Clown Waifu is hit by a foam dart in the head!
218David Hunter fires the donksoft LMG!2
219The shuttle window is hit by a foam dart!
220David Hunter fires the donksoft LMG!
221You hear spraying.
222[Common] Jess Horserage says, "Warnable"
223[Common] Jess Horserage says, "Yeah"
224You are now resting.
225Priority Announcement
226
227The Emergency Shuttle has left the station. Estimate 2 minutes until the shuttle docks at Central Command.
228
229You get up.
230Brad Armstrong has pummeled Terry Newday in the chest with the hierophant club!
231Kathryn Olivia buckles herself to the shuttle seat.
232Clown Waifu says, "Honk"
233Terry Newday says, "Ow"
234Kathryn Olivia grabs Clown Waifu's butt!
235Esmeralda Durstine says, "Thats cool"
236Kathryn Olivia grabs Clown Waifu's butt!5
237Kathryn Olivia hugs Clown Waifu to make her feel better!
238Clown Waifu says, "Cant hear shit"
239Natural Selection has thrown the teargas grenade.
240David Hunter screams!
241Toby Wade has thrown Book: Benefits of Racism.
242The solid chemicals melt into a liquid!
243The solution begins to bubble.
244The solid chemicals melt into a liquid!2
245You can taste scorching agony.
246Natural Selection has thrown the teargas grenade.
247The cow has been hit by the teargas grenade.
248Mike Moicles puts the box into the medical backpack.
249Hank J. Wimbleton buckles himself to the shuttle seat.
250The solution begins to bubble.
251Clown Waifu screams!
252You can taste scorching agony.
253Hank J. Wimbleton has bludgeoned Hank J. Wimbleton in the head with the forged mace (Synthflesh)!2
254Hank J. Wimbleton unbuckles himself from the shuttle seat.
255Hank J. Wimbleton has bludgeoned Edgar Woollard in the head with the forged mace (Synthflesh)!3
256Hank J. Wimbleton has beaten Edgar Woollard in the head with the forged mace (Synthflesh)!2
257Hank J. Wimbleton has bludgeoned Edgar Woollard in the head with the forged mace (Synthflesh)!
258Hank J. Wimbleton has beaten Edgar Woollard in the left arm with the forged mace (Synthflesh)!
259Hank J. Wimbleton has beaten Edgar Woollard in the head with the forged mace (Synthflesh)!
260Hank J. Wimbleton has beaten Edgar Woollard in the right arm with the forged mace (Synthflesh)!
261Hank J. Wimbleton has bludgeoned Edgar Woollard in the head with the forged mace (Synthflesh)!2
262Hank J. Wimbleton has bludgeoned Edgar Woollard in the left arm with the forged mace (Synthflesh)!
263Hank J. Wimbleton has bludgeoned Edgar Woollard in the head with the forged mace (Synthflesh)!
264Hank J. Wimbleton has beaten Edgar Woollard in the left leg with the forged mace (Synthflesh)!
265Hank J. Wimbleton has bludgeoned Edgar Woollard in the head with the forged mace (Synthflesh)!
266The forcefield flickers and disappears!
267Hank J. Wimbleton has bludgeoned Edgar Woollard in the right leg with the forged mace (Synthflesh)!
268David Hunter projects a forcefield!
269Terry Newday coughs!
270Natural Selection has thrown the teargas grenade.
271Hank J. Wimbleton has bludgeoned Edgar Woollard in the head with the forged mace (Synthflesh)!2
272Hank J. Wimbleton has beaten Edgar Woollard in the left arm with the forged mace (Synthflesh)!
273Hank J. Wimbleton has hit the forcefield with the forged mace (Synthflesh)!
274Terry Newday has stunned Saul Sealis with the stunprod!
275Hank J. Wimbleton has beaten Terry Newday in the head with the forged mace (Synthflesh)!
276You feel your burns and bruises healing! It stings like hell!
277Terry Newday has stunned Saul Sealis with the stunprod!
278Hank J. Wimbleton has bludgeoned Terry Newday in the head with the forged mace (Synthflesh)!
279You feel your burns and bruises healing! It stings like hell!
280Hank J. Wimbleton has beaten Terry Newday in the head with the forged mace (Synthflesh)!
281You feel your burns and bruises healing! It stings like hell!
282David Hunter projects a forcefield!
283Hank J. Wimbleton has beaten the cow with the forged mace (Synthflesh)!
284David Hunter projects a forcefield!
285Hank J. Wimbleton has beaten Terry Newday in the left arm with the forged mace (Synthflesh)!
286You feel your burns and bruises healing! It stings like hell!
287Hank J. Wimbleton has bludgeoned Terry Newday in the head with the forged mace (Synthflesh)!
288You feel your burns and bruises healing! It stings like hell!
289Terry Newday unbuckles Saul Sealis from the shuttle seat.
290You shake Saul Sealis trying to get him up!
291Hank J. Wimbleton has hit the forcefield with the forged mace (Synthflesh)!
292The solution begins to bubble.
293Hank J. Wimbleton catches fire!
294You can taste scorching agony.
295Saul Sealis lays down a sexy riff on the toy saxophone!
296David Hunter screams!
297Edgar Woollard dry heaves!
298Saul Sealis has hit the forcefield with the stun baton!3
299Terry Newday gasps!
300Saul Sealis has hit the forcefield with the stun baton!6
301Kathryn Olivia grabs Clown Waifu's butt!
302Saul Sealis has hit the forcefield with the stun baton!
303Esmeralda Durstine gasps!
304Saul Sealis puts the stun baton into the security belt.
305The forcefield flickers and disappears!3
306Toby Wade puts the claymore into the backpack.
307Saul Sealis lays down a spicy riff on the toy saxophone!
308Edgar Woollard gasps!
309Edgar Woollard seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
310David Hunter starts to apply the bruise pack on himself...
311David Hunter applies the bruise pack on himself.
312David Hunter starts to apply the bruise pack on himself...
313David Hunter applies the bruise pack on himself.
314Natural Selection gives Hank J. Wimbleton a hug, they look happier!
315Mike Moicles has thrown the spray can.
316David Hunter screams!
317Hank J. Wimbleton has been banned FOR NO REISIN by Kathryn Olivia
318Hank J. Wimbleton splutters!
319Mike Moicles has stabbed Saul Sealis in the chest with the switchblade!
320Mr. Medi has been banned FOR NO REISIN by Kathryn Olivia
321David Hunter starts to apply the ointment on himself...
322David Hunter applies the ointment on himself.
323Saul Sealis lays down a sexy riff on the toy saxophone!
324David Hunter has been banned FOR NO REISIN by Kathryn Olivia
325Saul Sealis buckles himself to the shuttle seat.
326Toby Wade has been banned FOR NO REISIN by Kathryn Olivia
327Mike Moicles has been banned FOR NO REISIN by Kathryn Olivia
328Mike Moicles has thrown the glockenspiel.
329Saul Sealis points at Terry Newday.
330Mike Moicles has grabbed David Hunter passively!
331You are now resting.
332
333
334
335The round has ended.
336Show roundend report again
337You fail to get up.
338Terry Newday coughs!
339You get up.
340Rebooting World in 30 seconds. Round ended.
341Toby Wade catches fire!
342Mr. Medi catches fire!
343Saul Sealis lays down a sensuous riff on the toy saxophone!
344Toby Wade dry heaves!
345Clown Waifu puts the hybrid taser into Giggles von Honkerton.
346The APLU MK-III "Firefighter" raises the hydraulic clamp
347The APLU MK-III "Firefighter" squeezes Natural Selection.
348David Hunter blocks the switchblade with the telescopic shield!
349The APLU MK-III "Firefighter" pushes Natural Selection out of the way.
350David Hunter blocks the electrode with the telescopic shield!
351Terry Newday has stunned Unknown with the stunprod!
352Natural Selection gasps!
353Terry Newday has stunned Unknown with the stunprod!2
354OOC: NachoManCandyCabbage: fucking other cult wouldn't talk
355Terry Newday has stunned Unknown with the stunprod!
356Saul Sealis lays down a hedonistic riff on the toy saxophone!
357David Hunter blocks the switchblade with the telescopic shield!
358OOC: NachoManCandyCabbage: he was some newfag
359David Hunter blocks the switchblade with the telescopic shield!
360Terry Newday has hit the chair with the stunprod!
361David Hunter blocks the switchblade with the telescopic shield!2
362Terry Newday unbuckles Unknown from the chair.
363David Hunter blocks the switchblade with the telescopic shield!2
364Terry Newday tries to remove Unknown's botany backpack.
365Natural Selection seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
366Mike Moicles painfully crawls forward!
367Round statistics and logs can be viewed at this website!
368Rebooting world...
369*---------*
370This is Unknown!
371He has a botany backpack on his back.
372He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life...
373His left arm is limp and lifeless!
374His right arm is limp and lifeless!
375His right leg is limp and lifeless!
376His left leg is limp and lifeless!
377His left arm is limp and lifeless!
378His right arm is limp and lifeless!
379His right leg is limp and lifeless!
380His left leg is limp and lifeless!
381He has moderate bruising!
382He has severe burns!
383He is quite chubby.
384He is bleeding!
385*---------*
386The round restarted and you successfully reconnected!
387Welcome to Hippie Station 13!
388Be sure to join our discord (Click me) ! Also, we got a patreon! Check it out here!
389
390Please set up your character and select "Ready". The game will start in about 1 minute and 29.5 seconds.
391Loaded Station in 3s!
392Loaded Lavaland in 1s!
393Loading away mission...
394Away mission loaded.
395Loading virtual reality...
396Virtual reality loaded.
397Initialized Mapping subsystem within 12.2 seconds!
398Initialized Networks subsystem within 0 seconds!
399Initialized Economy subsystem within 0 seconds!
400Initialized Outputs subsystem within 0 seconds!
401OOC: Evilmustacheman: however the golem was thanks for the staff
402OOC: Mr. Epic Sax: I am the best captain
403OOC: NotJony: no problemo, was done with it anyway at that point.
404OOC: Mr. Epic Sax: and by that I mean literally the worst
405OOC: Skygrow: I have seen muuuuuuuch woirse
406Initialized Atoms subsystem within 55.6 seconds!
407Initialized Language subsystem within 0 seconds!
408Initialized Machines subsystem within 0.2 seconds!
409Initialized Circuit subsystem within 0 seconds!
410Initialized Atmos Adjacency subsystem within 0.5 seconds!
411Initialized Disease subsystem within 0 seconds!
412Initialized Medals subsystem within 0 seconds!
413Initialized Night Shift subsystem within 0 seconds!
414Initialized Parallax subsystem within 0 seconds!
415Initialized Traumas subsystem within 0.1 seconds!
416Initialized Weather subsystem within 0 seconds!
417OOC: Rubenic: that was pretty bad
418OOC: JessHorserage: fyi, borgs aren't immune to dissablers
419Initialized Atmospherics subsystem within 8 seconds!
420Initialized Assets subsystem within 1.6 seconds!
421Initialized Icon Smoothing subsystem within 3.3 seconds!
422Initialized Overlay subsystem within 0.8 seconds!
423Initialized XKeyScore subsystem within 0 seconds!
424Initialized PRISM subsystem within 0.1 seconds!
425Initialized Lighting subsystem within 7.3 seconds!
426Initialized Shuttle subsystem within 3.3 seconds!
427Initialized Minor Mapping subsystem within 0 seconds!
428Initialized Pathfinder subsystem within 0 seconds!
429Initialized Persistence subsystem within 0.1 seconds!
430Initializations complete within 93.3 seconds!
431Welcome to Space Station 13!
432Tip of the round: You can catch thrown items by toggling on your throw mode with an empty hand active.
433Starting game...
434The gamemode is: secret!
435Possibilities: cult, nuclear emergency, traitor, traitor+vampire and wizard
436You are the Assistant.
437As the Assistant you answer directly to absolutely everyone. Special circumstances may change this.
438Prefix your message with :h to speak on your department's radio. To see other prefixes, look closely at your headset.
439As this station was initially staffed with a skeleton crew, additional access may have been added to your ID card.
440Your account ID is 927677.
441Beety-Nal-Tuka's Memories:
442Your account ID is 927677.
443Attention:
444Captain Saul Sealis on deck!
445Welcome to Space Station 13, enjoy your stay!
446You put the ID into PDA-Beety-Nal-Tuka (Assistant)'s slot.
447C.L.E.A.N. makes an excited beeping booping sound!
448You take the fire extinguisher from the extinguisher cabinet.
449You put the fire extinguisher into the satchel.
450[Common] Mike Moicles says, "Bro"
451You put the first-aid kit into the satchel.
452Wrath puts the first-aid kit into Giggles von Honkerton.
453Honkers looks alert.
454You remove the ID from the PDA-Beety-Nal-Tuka (Assistant).
455Honkers lets out a honk!
456You stuff the space cash into Beety-Nal-Tuka's ID Card (Assistant). It disappears in a small puff of bluespace smoke, adding 300 credits to the linked account.
457The linked account now reports a balance of $330.
458You put the ID into PDA-Beety-Nal-Tuka (Assistant)'s slot.
459The YouTool beeps, "Thank you for shopping with the YouTool!"
460Wrath says, "Yo"
461You put the cable coil into the satchel.
462Wrath says, "Buy me a pair on insus"
463You put the igniter into the satchel.
464Wrath says, "Come on homie"
465Hank J. Wimbleton empties out the fire extinguisher onto the floor using the release valve.
466You put everything you could in the portable seed extractor.2
467You empty the plant bag into the biogenerator.
468You add the container to the machine.
469You put the cable coil into the toolbelt.
470You put the screwdriver into the toolbelt.
471You put the wrench into the toolbelt.
472You put the wirecutters into the toolbelt.
473You put the pocket crowbar into the toolbelt.
474You put the welding tool into the toolbelt.
475Dorms Proctologist puts the jackboots into the backpack.
476Captain's Charter
477Saul Sealis has designated your station as cows are friends not food
478Honkers lets out a honk!
479You put the multitool into the toolbelt.
480You put the welding tool into the toolbelt.
481You open the maintenance panel of the airlock.
482You close the maintenance panel of the airlock.
483You open the maintenance panel of the airlock.
484You close the maintenance panel of the airlock.
485You open the maintenance panel of the airlock.
486[Common] Saul Sealis says, "Bad move"
487You hear a click from the bottom of the door.2
488You close the maintenance panel of the airlock.
489You put the screwdriver into the toolbelt.
490You put the multitool into the toolbelt.
491You start deconstructing the table...
492You put the wrench into the toolbelt.
493You put the cable restraints into the satchel.
494You wrap the cable restraint around the top of the rod.
495Central Command Update
496
497Enemy communication intercepted. Security level elevated.
498
499A summary has been copied and printed to all communications consoles.
500
501Attention! Security level elevated to blue:
502The station has received reliable information about possible hostile activity on the station. Security staff may have weapons visible, random searches are permitted.
503You fasten the igniter to the top of the rod with the cable.
504You install a cell in the stunprod.
505You put the cable restraints into the green cloak.
506The stunprod is now on.
507You put the stunprod into the green cloak.
508You discreetly slip the epinephrine medipen into the winter boots. Alt-click the winter boots to remove it.
509Wrath hugs Hank J. Wimbleton to make him feel better!
510You put the fire extinguisher into the satchel.
511You put the brick into the satchel.
512You remove the ID from the PDA-Beety-Nal-Tuka (Assistant).
513You stuff the space cash into Beety-Nal-Tuka's ID Card (Assistant). It disappears in a small puff of bluespace smoke, adding 200 credits to the linked account.
514The linked account now reports a balance of $450.
515You put the ID into PDA-Beety-Nal-Tuka (Assistant)'s slot.
516You discreetly slip the switchblade into the winter boots. Alt-click the winter boots to remove it.
517You draw the epinephrine medipen from the winter boots.
518You discreetly slip the epinephrine medipen into the winter boots. Alt-click the winter boots to remove it.
519You put the fire extinguisher into the satchel.2
520You begin to unscrew the window from the frame...
521You unfasten the window from the frame.
522Beety-Nal-Tuka has hit the reinforced window with the wrench!
523You begin to lever the window out of the frame...
524You pry the window out of the frame.
525You begin to unscrew the frame from the floor...
526You unfasten the frame from the floor.
527You put the screwdriver into the toolbelt.
528You put the pocket crowbar into the toolbelt.
529You begin to disassemble the reinforced window...
530You successfully disassemble the reinforced window.
531You put the wirecutters into the toolbelt.
532You adjust the welding goggles up.
533You start building grille...
534You start placing the window...
535You place the reinforced window on the grille.
536You begin to screw the frame to the floor...
537You fasten the frame to the floor.
538You begin to lever the window into the frame...
539You pry the window into the frame.
540You begin to screw the window to the frame...
541You fasten the window to the frame.
542You put the screwdriver into the toolbelt.
543You put the pocket crowbar into the toolbelt.
544Beety-Nal-Tuka knocks on the reinforced window.
545Ayden Tideswell puts the donut box into the satchel.
546You gobble the meat steak.
547You can taste meat.
548I love this taste!
549You gobble the meat steak.
550Wrath says, "Wait"
551You gobble the meat steak.2
552Wrath says, "Dont eat its not ready"
553[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "David Hunter has signed up as Warden"
554Beety-Nal-Tuka exclaims, "Yummy!"
555Beety-Nal-Tuka exclaims, "Beety likesss!"
556You open the maintenance panel of the airlock.
557You close the maintenance panel of the airlock.
558You put the screwdriver into the toolbelt.
559You put the multitool into the toolbelt.
560You remove the ID from the PDA-Beety-Nal-Tuka (Assistant).
561You stuff the space cash into Beety-Nal-Tuka's ID Card (Assistant). It disappears in a small puff of bluespace smoke, adding 100 credits to the linked account.
562The linked account now reports a balance of $550.
563You stuff the space cash into Beety-Nal-Tuka's ID Card (Assistant). It disappears in a small puff of bluespace smoke, adding 10 credits to the linked account.
564The linked account now reports a balance of $560.
565You put the ID into PDA-Beety-Nal-Tuka (Assistant)'s slot.
566BarDrobe beeps, "Thank you for shopping with BarDrobe!"
567You put the bandolier into the satchel.
568You put the armor vest into the satchel.
569BarDrobe beeps, "Thank you for shopping with BarDrobe!"
570You put the beer goggles into the satchel.
571You dump as much of the box of beanbags's contents into into the bandolier as you can.
572You fold the box of beanbags flat.
573Beety-Nal-Tuka has thrown the cardboard.
574You are unable to equip that!
575You put the wrench into the toolbelt.
576You open the maintenance panel of the airlock.
577You put the multitool into the toolbelt.
578You close the maintenance panel of the airlock.
579You put the screwdriver into the toolbelt.
580You hear a squeak.
581You push the wall but nothing happens!
582You adjust the welding goggles down.
583You switch the welding tool on.
584You begin slicing through the outer plating...
585You remove the outer plating.
586You switch the welding tool off.
587You adjust the welding goggles up.
588You start unsecuring the girder...
589You unsecure the girder.
590You put the wrench into the toolbelt.
591You start building a false wall...
592You create a false wall. Push on it to open or close the passage.
593[Common] Toby Wade says, "I am sueing nanotrasen for this"
594Beety-Nal-Tuka has thrown the armor vest.
595Beety-Nal-Tuka has thrown the beer goggles.
596[Common] Jess Horserage says, "MUH ID"
597Beety-Nal-Tuka has hit the white wardrobe with the double-barreled shotgun!
598Beety-Nal-Tuka has thrown the double-barreled shotgun.
599[Common] Toby Wade says, "Nanotrazen let us copy our butts even if we dont have the butt"
600Beety-Nal-Tuka has thrown the blood pack - L.
601You remove the light bulb.
602Jess Horserage (as Unknown) says, "Well dont"
603[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "Clown just destroyed cryo"
604You put the metal into the satchel.
605You put the glass into the satchel.
606You are unable to equip that!
607[Common] Jess Horserage says, "CLOWN NIGGER"
608You open the maintenance panel of the airlock.
609You put the screwdriver into the toolbelt.
610[Common] Hank J. Wimbleton says, "Captain nigger"
611You put the multitool into the toolbelt.
612[Common] Wrath says, "Dorms fucking destroyed it"
613You close the maintenance panel of the airlock.
614You put the screwdriver into the toolbelt.
615You insert 50 metal sheets into the autolathe.
616You insert 37 glass sheets into the autolathe.
617Beety-Nal-Tuka has thrown the glass.
618Beety-Nal-Tuka has thrown the metal.
619[Common] Wrath says, "Hes the black one"
620You open the maintenance hatch of the autolathe.
621You put the multitool into the toolbelt.
622You put the wirecutters into the toolbelt.
623You close the maintenance hatch of the autolathe.
624Paperwork dozes off.
625You put the screwdriver into the toolbelt.
626You put the shotgun slug into the bandolier.7
627You put the beanbag slug into the bandolier.
628You put the circular saw into the satchel.
629You put the scalpel into the satchel.
630You put the cautery into the satchel.
631You put the large beaker into the satchel.
632You are unable to equip that!
633You begin to unscrew the window from the frame...
634You put the screwdriver into the toolbelt.
635You put the multitool into the toolbelt.
636You begin to unscrew the window from the frame...
637You unfasten the window from the frame.
638You put the screwdriver into the toolbelt.
639[Common] Jess Horserage says, "Fuck it, I wonder if its cult"
640You put the multitool into the toolbelt.
641You open the maintenance panel of the airlock.
642You put the screwdriver into the toolbelt.
643You put the multitool into the toolbelt.
644[Common] Jess Horserage says, "Like, I hope we get a good cult round"
645You close the maintenance panel of the airlock.
646You put the screwdriver into the toolbelt.
647[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "Impossible"
648Honkers exclaims, "Hink!"
649Players:
650         Skygrow (217ms)
651         NotJony (225ms)
652         ShadowGlacier13 (196ms)
653         Mr. Epic Sax (253ms)
654         JessHorserage (196ms)
655         Order_of_Dusk (247ms)
656         Lunaman223 (190ms)
657         Iksxde (214ms)
658         Evilmustacheman (206ms)
659         Rubenic (71ms)
660         NachoManCandyCabbage (77ms)
661         EmilyAmongtheStars (97ms)
662         KiloEchoKilo (282ms)
663         Deskdrawer (81ms)
664         Happy_patty (189ms)
665         KEKbab124 (220ms)
666         Spartyn (192ms)
667Total Players: 17
668[Common] Jess Horserage says, "It says its traitor, damnit"
669[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "A Doll Fit Layer has signed up as Roboticist"
670Beety-Nal-Tuka has thrown the retractor.
671Beety-Nal-Tuka has thrown the hemostat.
672Beety-Nal-Tuka has thrown the scalpel.
673Beety-Nal-Tuka has thrown the circular saw.
674Beety-Nal-Tuka has thrown the cautery.
675Beety-Nal-Tuka has thrown the large beaker.
676You unload 3 shells from the double-barreled shotgun.
677You begin to shorten the double-barreled shotgun...
678You shorten the double-barreled shotgun.
679Beety-Nal-Tuka has thrown the circular saw.
680You load 1 shell into the sawn-off double-barreled shotgun.2
681You put the sawn-off double-barreled shotgun into the satchel.
682Attention:
683Ricardomilos has been downloaded to an empty bluespace-networked AI core at AI Chamber (153, 24, 2).
684You anchored the white wardrobe to the ground.
685You unanchored the white wardrobe from the ground.
686You start wrenching the frame into place...
687You wrench the frame into place.
688You put the wrench into the toolbelt.
689You place Operating Computer (Computer Board) inside the frame.
690You screw Operating Computer (Computer Board) into place.
691You put the screwdriver into the toolbelt.
692A Doll Fit Layer shows everyone what they had for breakfast!
693Beety-Nal-Tuka has hit the inflatable wall with the welding tool!3
694A Doll Fit Layer starts climbing onto the reinforced table.
695You point at Unknown.
696Wrath says, "Its outa oi"
697*---------*
698This is Unknown!
699He has a backpack on his back.
700He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
701He has a blood-stained lit cigarette on his face.
702He has a radio headset on his ears.
703He appears to have committed suicide... there is no hope of recovery.
704He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life and his soul has departed...
705He has severe bruising!
706He has severe burns!
707He is restrained by Wrath's grip.
708*---------*
709Esmeralda Durstine says, "Just give me his ass"
710A Doll Fit Layer asks, "Need access to kitchen?"
711Wrath has thrown the lightly-fried human teeth.
712A Doll Fit Layer starts climbing onto the reinforced table.
713Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Nu uh"
714A Doll Fit Layer climbs onto the reinforced table.
715Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Beety no needsss"
716*---------*
717This is Beety-Nal-Tuka!
718She is wearing a grey jumpsuit.
719She is wearing a winter hood on her head.
720She is wearing a winter coat.
721She has a satchel on her back.
722She has some insulated gloves on her hands.
723She has a toolbelt about her waist.
724She is wearing some winter boots on her feet.
725She is wearing a green cloak around her neck.
726She has a welding goggles covering her eyes.
727She is wearing PDA-Beety-Nal-Tuka (Assistant).
728*---------*
729*---------*
730This is Niko Debilov!
731He is wearing an ushanka on his head.
732He is wearing a bio suit.
733He is carrying a trash bag on his bio suit.
734He has a duffel bag on his back.
735He is holding a paper plane in his left hand.
736He is holding a space cleaner in his right hand.
737He has a janibelt about his waist.
738He is wearing Niko Debilov's ID Card (Janitor).
739*---------*
740Pete gets an evil-looking gleam in his eye.
741Esmeralda Durstine has grabbed Unknown passively!
742Pete gets an evil-looking gleam in his eye.
743A Doll Fit Layer says, "OH GOD"
744Pete stops moving...
745A Doll Fit Layer has thrown Pete.
746Mr. Medi starts climbing onto the reinforced table.
747Mr. Medi climbs onto the reinforced table.
748Wrath says, "Petes a bitch"
749A Doll Fit Layer has disarmed Mr. Medi!
750Mr. Medi hugs Wrath to make him feel better!
751A Doll Fit Layer attempted to disarm Mr. Medi!
752Wrath butchers Pete.
753Wrath says, "Shitsec lol"
754A Doll Fit Layer says, "Nigger"
755A Doll Fit Layer farts!
756A Doll Fit Layer has thrown the stun baton.
757Wrath has added a meat to the microwave oven.
758Wrath puts the stun baton into Giggles von Honkerton.
759Wrath says, "Ty ty"
760A Doll Fit Layer says, "Epic"
761Wrath has added a meat to the microwave oven.
762The microwave oven turns on.2
763[Common] Jess Horserage says, "I WANNA MEME YOU"
764Wrath has thrown the lightly-fried Donk-pocket.
765Beety-Nal-Tuka asks, "Beety findsss monkeysss for more meat?"
766[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "With what"
767Mr. Medi puts the stun baton into the security belt.
768A Doll Fit Layer assists global warming!
769[Common] Jess Horserage says, "Aww"
770[Common] Jess Horserage says, "Fine"
771A Doll Fit Layer says, "Run"
772Wrath has thrown the meat.
773[Common] Jess Horserage says, "YOU HAVE OUT MOVED ME, SIR"
774Beety-Nal-Tuka has thrown the burnt match.
775[Common] Jess Horserage says, "Well played"
776[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "If you need surgery, i'll be available at dorms"
777Beety-Nal-Tuka has thrown the burnt match.2
778[Common] Jess Horserage says, "Oh okay"
779*---------*
780This is Beety-Nal-Tuka!
781She is wearing a grey jumpsuit.
782She is wearing a winter hood on her head.
783She is wearing a winter coat.
784She has a satchel on her back.
785She has some insulated gloves on her hands.
786She has a toolbelt about her waist.
787She is wearing some winter boots on her feet.
788She is wearing a green cloak around her neck.
789She has a welding goggles covering her eyes.
790She is wearing PDA-Beety-Nal-Tuka (Assistant).
791*---------*
792[Common] Jess Horserage says, "Sure"
793Honkers twitches its whiskers.
794Honkers meows.
795Your suit will now report your exact vital lifesigns as well as your coordinate position.
796That's an Arrival Shuttle Hallway air scrubber #4.
797Has a valve and pump attached to it.
798You hear the violent blaring of an airhorn.
799You put the welding tool into the toolbelt.
800Honkers lies down.
801*---------*
802This is Beety-Nal-Tuka!
803She is wearing a grey jumpsuit.
804She is wearing a winter hood on her head.
805She is wearing a winter coat.
806She has a satchel on her back.
807She has some insulated gloves on her hands.
808She has a toolbelt about her waist.
809She is wearing some winter boots on her feet.
810She is wearing a green cloak around her neck.
811She has a welding goggles covering her eyes.
812She is wearing PDA-Beety-Nal-Tuka (Assistant).
813*---------*
814That's a wall.
815A huge chunk of metal used to separate rooms.
816The outer plating is welded firmly in place.
817[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Johny Shapi has signed up as Assistant"
818You open the maintenance panel of the airlock.
819You close the maintenance panel of the airlock.
820You put the multitool into the toolbelt.
821C.L.E.A.N. makes an excited beeping booping sound!
822Mike Moicles has prodded Wrath with the stun baton. Luckily it was off.2
823Mike Moicles has stunned Wrath with the stun baton!
824Mr. Medi has disarmed A Doll Fit Layer!
825Mike Moicles has grabbed Wrath passively!
826The ShadyCigs Deluxe beeps, "Thank you for shopping with the ShadyCigs Deluxe!"
827Mr. Medi has disarmed A Doll Fit Layer!
828Mike Moicles has stunned Wrath with the stun baton!
829You hear the violent blaring of an airhorn.
830[Common] Jess Horserage says, "I WANT CORPSE"
831You hear the violent blaring of an airhorn.
832Beety-Nal-Tuka has HONKED Beety-Nal-Tuka in the head with the air horn!9
833[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Brad Armstrong has signed up as Shaft Miner"
834[Common] Jess Horserage exclaims, "Thanks ai!"
835[Common] Jess Horserage exclaims, "Love you!"
836[Common] Jess Horserage says, "Lol"
837OOC: KEKbab124: the fucking sec guy
838OOC: KEKbab124: amazing
839OOC: AdeptMechanicus: BPM: 120
840OOC: Mr. Epic Sax: every
841OOC: Mr. Epic Sax: fucking
842OOC: Mr. Epic Sax: time
843[Common] David Hunter says, "Someone open up medical"
844OOC: Mr. Epic Sax: I kill myself so often by farting I really should have seen that coming
845You put the screwdriver into the toolbelt.
846OOC: KEKbab124: it's rng based or some command do it?
847[Common] Toby Wade says, "Alright"
848OOC: Mr. Epic Sax: command, then rng. but there's a trait to increase the chance and I have it
849OOC: Mr. Epic Sax: I blow up at least 50% of the time I swear
850[Common] Toby Wade says, "So basically, someone farted so god damn hard that he blew up like a suicide bomber"
851[Common] Toby Wade says, "I am sueing him beyond this realm"
852OOC: KEKbab124: command? can't you just shift + f
853Toby Wade says, "Hey"
854Toby Wade says, "I have two asses"
855Toby Wade shakes A Doll Fit Layer trying to get him up!5
856That's a photo - Zane Ellis's Ass.
857You see Zane Ellis's ass on the photo.
858It is a tiny item.
859Toby Wade shakes A Doll Fit Layer trying to get him up!
860You point at the law office's rubber stamp.
861Toby Wade says, "Yes"
862Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Beety took lawyer ssstamp to give to lawyer"
863Toby Wade says, "Ooo nice"
864Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Now lawyer hasss lawyer ssstamp"
865Toby Wade says, "Now i can lawyieize thing"
866Toby Wade says, "With an s"
867Toby Wade says, "I got a thing to write about sueing the nigger who blew up"
868Toby Wade says, "So yeah. And this man wants ass shoes"
869OOC: Lunaman223: say "*superfart* to make megafart
870Toby Wade has grabbed A Doll Fit Layer passively!
871OOC: Lunaman223: chance of explosion
872Current Admins:
873Adminhelps are also sent to Discord. If no admins are available in game adminhelp anyways and an admin on Discord will see it and respond.
874Toby Wade says, "So, good luck. And thanks"
875Current Mentors:
876OOC: Mr. Epic Sax: it's the best thing to cuck taitors with
877OOC: Mr. Epic Sax: they think they got you then boom
878[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "Should get the AI disabled"
879[Common] Jess Horserage says, "UHH WHAT FOR"
880[Common] Jess Horserage says, "Oh yeah"
881[Common] Ricardomilos states, "Mind ur proctology u dip"
882You hear the violent blaring of an airhorn.
883Toby Wade has hit the reinforced window with the gavel hammer!5
884You begin to unscrew the window from the frame...
885You unfasten the window from the frame.
886Beety-Nal-Tuka has hit the reinforced window with the wrench!
887You begin to lever the window out of the frame...
888You pry the window out of the frame.
889You begin to unscrew the frame from the floor...
890You unfasten the frame from the floor.
891You put the screwdriver into the toolbelt.
892You put the pocket crowbar into the toolbelt.
893You begin to disassemble the reinforced window...
894You successfully disassemble the reinforced window.
895You start deconstructing the table...
896Toby Wade says, "Thank you. Much better"
897You start deconstructing the table...
898The toxin treatment kit is full, make some space!
899You start deconstructing the table...2
900Toby Wade puts the butt into the backpack.
901Toby Wade has analyzed A Doll Fit Layer's vitals.
902Beety-Nal-Tuka exclaims, "Now many medkitsss for all!"
903Toby Wade exclaims, "Oh oxygen deprivatioN!"
904Toby Wade attempts to force A Doll Fit Layer to swallow the salbutamol pill (30u).
905Toby Wade forces A Doll Fit Layer to swallow the salbutamol pill (30u).
906Toby Wade has analyzed A Doll Fit Layer's vitals.
907A Doll Fit Layer says, "Oi"
908A Doll Fit Layer says, "Blood"
909A Doll Fit Layer says, "I need it"
910Toby Wade says, "Oh yeah"
911Beety-Nal-Tuka has analyzed A Doll Fit Layer's vitals.
912Analyzing results for A Doll Fit Layer:
913        Overall status: 45 % healthy
914        Minor burn damage detected.
915        Minor oxygen deprivation detected.
916        Subject has the following physiological traits: Waddle, Alcohol Tolerance, Voracious, Prosopagnosia, Iron Butt.
917        Damage: Brute-Burn-Toxin-Suffocation
918                Specifics: 0-19.5-0-38
919                Chest: 0-5.8
920                Head: 0-4.3
921                Right arm: 0-1.8
922                Right leg: 0-3.3
923                Left leg: 0-4.3
924Species: Human
925Body temperature: 37.2 °C (99 °F)
926LOW blood level 80 %, 452.236 cl, type: A+
927A Doll Fit Layer says, "I think"
928You put the health analyzer into the first-aid kit.
929You attach the blood pack - A+ to the IV drip.
930Beety-Nal-Tuka has grabbed A Doll Fit Layer passively!
931You attach the IV drip to A Doll Fit Layer.
932A Doll Fit Layer says, "Nvm i dont need blood"
933Toby Wade says, "I also got two butts"
934Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Beety givesss blood"
935A Doll Fit Layer says, "I need an arm"
936Toby Wade starts climbing onto the table.
937A Doll Fit Layer is detached from the IV drip
938Toby Wade climbs onto the table.
939[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "John Rockwell has signed up as Chief Medical Officer"
940A Doll Fit Layer says, "Gib butt pl0x"
941Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Beety givesss arm."
942*---------*
943This is A Doll Fit Layer!
944He is wearing a roboticist's jumpsuit.
945He is wearing a labcoat.
946He has a science backpack on his back.
947He has a toolbelt about his waist.
948He is wearing some blood-stained black shoes on his feet.
949He has a science radio headset on his ears.
950He is wearing PDA-A Doll Fit Layer (Roboticist).
951His left arm is missing!
952He has minor burns.
953*---------*
954Toby Wade says, "There we go"
955Beety-Nal-Tuka has analyzed A Doll Fit Layer's vitals.
956Analyzing results for A Doll Fit Layer:
957        Overall status: 83 % healthy
958        Minor burn damage detected.
959        Subject has the following physiological traits: Waddle, Alcohol Tolerance, Voracious, Prosopagnosia, Iron Butt.
960        Damage: Brute-Burn-Toxin-Suffocation
961                Specifics: 0-19.5-0-0
962                Chest: 0-5.8
963                Head: 0-4.3
964                Right arm: 0-1.8
965                Right leg: 0-3.3
966                Left leg: 0-4.3
967Species: Human
968Body temperature: 34.2 °C (93.6 °F)
969Blood level 90 %, 506.036 cl, type: A+
970Toby Wade says, "Everyone lives. You are just missing an arm"
971You put the health analyzer into the first-aid kit.
972Toby Wade says, "ANd i am sueing the man who blew up"
973A Doll Fit Layer has thrown the health analyzer.
974A Doll Fit Layer has disarmed A Doll Fit Layer!
975Beety-Nal-Tuka asks, "Want robot arm?"
976A Doll Fit Layer has thrown the butt.
977A Doll Fit Layer says, "Yes"
978Toby Wade says, "Greatest invention"
979A Doll Fit Layer has thrown the butt shoes.
980[Common] Jess Horserage says, "CARGO TECH, THESE TANKS GIVE POINTS TOO"
981Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Beety ready for sssurgery"
982Toby Wade says, "ALright see you. Good luck"
983A Doll Fit Layer starts climbing onto the operating table.
984A Doll Fit Layer says, "0w0"
985A Doll Fit Layer climbs onto the operating table.
986Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Be naked"
987A Doll Fit Layer says, "Shit"
988A Doll Fit Layer says, "Why naked"
989A Doll Fit Layer says, "It's not necesarry"
990You need to expose A Doll Fit Layer's left arm first!
991Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Beety hasss to explossse arm"
992Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Expossse"
993Beety-Nal-Tuka tries to remove A Doll Fit Layer's labcoat.
994[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Bill Ray has signed up as Roboticist"
995You need to expose A Doll Fit Layer's left arm first!
996Beety-Nal-Tuka tries to remove A Doll Fit Layer's roboticist's jumpsuit.
997Ricardomilos Announces:
998Attention: Contraband item detected in: "Medbay" | Owner: A Doll Fit Layer | Details: "Buttshoes"
999You drape the surgical drapes over A Doll Fit Layer's left arm to prepare for a prosthetic replacement.
1000Beety-Nal-Tuka has thrown the surgical drapes.
1001You begin to make an incision in A Doll Fit Layer's left arm...
1002You succeed.
1003[Common] Toby Wade asks, "Oh shit. How is that contraband?"
1004Beety-Nal-Tuka has thrown the scalpel.
1005You begin to clamp bleeders in A Doll Fit Layer's left arm...
1006You succeed.
1007Beety-Nal-Tuka has thrown the hemostat.
1008You begin to retract the skin in A Doll Fit Layer's left arm...
1009You succeed.
1010Beety-Nal-Tuka has thrown the retractor.
1011You begin to replace A Doll Fit Layer's left arm...
1012You succeed in replacing A Doll Fit Layer's left arm.
1013[Common] Toby Wade says, "No that was my own ass"
1014You shake A Doll Fit Layer trying to get him up!
1015[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "Jess"
1016Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "All done"
1017[Common] Toby Wade says, "And another ass"
1018[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "You should go into it, it's fun"
1019[Common] A Doll Fit Layer says, "Buttshoes are illegal wtf"
1020You hear a FART.
1021Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Man hasss robot arm now"
1022You shake Esmeralda Durstine trying to get her up!
1023*---------*
1024This is Esmeralda Durstine!
1025She is wearing a chaplain's jumpsuit.
1026She has a trophy rack on her back.
1027She has a matchbox about her waist.
1028She is wearing some blood-stained black shoes on her feet.
1029She has a service radio headset on her ears.
1030She is wearing Esmeralda Durstine's ID Card (Chaplain).
1031She is severely malnourished.
1032*---------*
1033[Common] Ricardomilos states, "That is not HYGIENIC the proctologist can back me up here."
1034C.L.E.A.N. makes an excited beeping booping sound!
1035[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "I can indeed back you up"
1036[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "Definitely UNHYGENIC"
1037[Common] Toby Wade says, "Okay maybe"
1038You grab the potted plant (Wielded) with both hands.
1039[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "Jess, you should come back"
1040[Common] Saul Sealis says, "Sec to shuttle"
1041[Common] Ricardomilos states, "HANK SETTING CAP ON FIRE"
1042[Common] Saul Sealis says, "Hank is killing me"
1043[Common] Ricardomilos states, "GULAG"
1044[Common] John Rockwell says, "WHERE"2
1045You drop the potted plant (Wielded).
1046[Common] Dorms Proctologist asks, "Why'd you run off?"
1047Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Hank got ssstunned"
1048Hank J. Wimbleton blows their ass off!
1049David Hunter puts the energy gun into the satchel.
1050Mike Moicles is trying to put handcuffs on Hank J. Wimbleton!
1051Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Yay"
1052Mike Moicles has grabbed Hank J. Wimbleton passively!
1053[Common] Ricardomilos declares, "Well done!"
1054[Common] Jess Horserage says, "BLACK IS BAD"
1055Hank J. Wimbleton says, "I have done my job. The nigger is dead"
1056[Common] Ricardomilos states, "Now heal the AI"
1057[Common] Ricardomilos states, "Uhh, cap"
1058The safety is off.
1059[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "20 bucks admittance to my ride"
1060[Common] Johny Shapi says, "I hate menorites"
1061The safety is on.
1062You put the fire extinguisher into the satchel.2
1063[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "But it's free for Jess"
1064[Common] John Rockwell says, "Ugh"
1065[Common] John Rockwell says, "Can i get an engie at medbay"
1066[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "Sure"
1067[Common] Jess Horserage says, "Gay"
1068You put the handcuffs into the green cloak.
1069[Common] Ricardomilos alarms, "Attention the |||CMO||| is wearing an "ERROR"!!!!!"
1070You put the stunprod into the green cloak.
1071You put the cable restraints into the box.
1072[Common] Ricardomilos alarms, "Do NOT!!!!"
1073[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Nodha Chap has signed up as Assistant"
1074*---------*
1075This is Wrath!
1076He is wearing a blood-stained clown suit.
1077He has Giggles von Honkerton on his back.
1078He is holding a screwdriver in his left hand.
1079He is holding a wrench in his right hand.
1080He has some blood-stained soft gloves on his hands.
1081He has a security belt about his waist.
1082He has a blood-stained clown wig and mask on his face.
1083He is wearing PDA-Wrath (Clown).
1084*---------*
1085Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Clown isss funny"
1086[Common] Dorms Proctologist asks, "What do you need, John?"
1087Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Beety likesss clown."
1088You start climbing into the disposal unit...
1089You climb into the disposal unit.
1090[Common] Ricardomilos states, "Cat by MEDBAY"
1091[Common] Ricardomilos alarms, "CATBEAST!!!"
1092Ricardomilos Announces:
1093|||CATBEAST|||| at |||||KITCHEN||||||
1094[Common] Ricardomilos states, "CRUSH IT"
1095[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "I'm fixing it, John"
1096[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "Come on back"
1097[Common] Dorms Proctologist asks, "John?"
1098The Robust Softdrinks beeps, "Robust Softdrinks: More robust than a toolbox to the head!"
1099[Common] Ricardomilos states, "John is in chemistry"
1100*---------*
1101This is Beety-Nal-Tuka!
1102She is wearing a grey jumpsuit.
1103She is wearing a winter hood on her head.
1104She is wearing a winter coat.
1105She has a satchel on her back.
1106She has some insulated gloves on her hands.
1107She has a toolbelt about her waist.
1108She is wearing some winter boots on her feet.
1109She is wearing a green cloak around her neck.
1110She has a welding goggles covering her eyes.
1111She is wearing PDA-Beety-Nal-Tuka (Assistant).
1112*---------*
1113You add the meat to the microwave oven.
1114The microwave oven turns on.
1115*---------*
1116This is Baker!
1117It has severe bruising!
1118*---------*
1119The deep fryer has no cooking oil to fry with!
1120You put the meat steak into the deep fryer.
1121OOC: JackTheLing: 21 people on, and only 4 known names
1122[Common] Wrath says, "Dorms procto destroyed cryo"
1123You draw the switchblade from the winter boots.
1124[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "I did not"
1125OOC: Lunaman223: alzheimers
1126Beety-Nal-Tuka has ripped Baker in the head with the switchblade!
1127Baker screeches.
1128Beety-Nal-Tuka has sliced Baker in the head with the switchblade!2
1129OOC: Mr. Epic Sax: huh?
1130[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "I am repairing the damage the clown did"
1131Beety-Nal-Tuka has torn Baker in the head with the switchblade!
1132Ricardomilos Announces:
1133Following the Chain of Command, the CMO is now the acting captain. Until the previous captain gets revived.
1134Beety-Nal-Tuka has cut Baker in the right leg with the switchblade!
1135Beety-Nal-Tuka has slashed Baker in the head with the switchblade!2
1136Beety-Nal-Tuka has torn Baker in the head with the switchblade!
1137Beety-Nal-Tuka has stabbed Baker in the head with the switchblade!
1138OOC: JackTheLing: no 5
1139Beety-Nal-Tuka has cut Baker in the left leg with the switchblade!
1140Beety-Nal-Tuka has diced Baker in the head with the switchblade!2
1141Baker lets out a faint chimper as it collapses and stops moving...
1142You begin to butcher Baker...
1143[Common] John Rockwell says, "C AI"
1144OOC: AdeptMechanicus: shut up jack youre pooop
1145[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "Good as new"
1146Beety-Nal-Tuka butchers Baker.
1147You retrieve some of Baker's internal organs!
1148Beety-Nal-Tuka has been hit by the tongue.
1149Beety-Nal-Tuka has been hit by the ears.
1150You discreetly slip the switchblade into the winter boots. Alt-click the winter boots to remove it.
1151You eject the meat steak from the deep fryer.
1152[Common] John Rockwell says, "AI"2
1153[Common] John Rockwell says, "LOOK A"
1154You put the monkey meat into the satchel.3
1155You are unable to equip that!
1156OOC: JackTheLing: You're one of them
1157OOC: Mr. Epic Sax: 0wned
1158[Common] John Rockwell says, "WE GOT CULT"
1159You add the monkey meat to the microwave oven.2
1160[Common] Ricardomilos states, "WHERE"
1161[Common] Toby Wade says, "Alright. Bomb nigger has been sued"
1162You add the monkey meat to the microwave oven.2
1163[Common] Jess Horserage says, "WHER"
1164You add the monkey meat to the microwave oven.
1165[Common] John Rockwell says, "ONE JUST ASSAULTED ME AT BRIDGE"
1166[Common] Jess Horserage yells, "KNEW IT!!"
1167The microwave oven turns on.
1168[Common] John Rockwell says, "ARTIFICER"
1169You nibble the lightly-fried meat steak.
1170You can taste meat and a hint of oil.
1171You nibble the lightly-fried meat steak.4
1172[Common] Toby Wade says, "Oh no"
1173You hear a FART.
1174[Common] Ricardomilos states, "ARTIFICER BY CARGO"
1175[Common] Ricardomilos states, "HOP"
1176[Common] Ricardomilos states, "ARTIFCIER"
1177[Common] Jess Horserage says, "REE"
1178The MegaSeed Servitor beeps, "Also certain mushroom varieties available, more for experts! Get certified today!"
1179You put the monkey meat steak into the deep fryer.
1180The deep fryer has no cooking oil to fry with!
1181[Common] Toby Wade exclaims, "WAIT! THERE'S A CULT?!"
1182That's a deep fryer.
1183Deep fried everything.
1184It contains:
1185Nothing.
1186The status display reads: Frying at 100% speed.
1187Using 0.405 units of oil per second.
1188[Common] Jess Horserage says, "AHH"
1189That's a deep fryer.
1190Deep fried everything.
1191It contains:
119223.4205 units of various reagents
1193You can make out a monkey meat steak in the oil.
1194The status display reads: Frying at 100% speed.
1195Using 0.405 units of oil per second.
1196[Common] John Rockwell says, "Yeah we're getting fucking fucked"
1197[Common] Jess Horserage yells, "CALLED IT YOU FAGGOTS!!!!"
1198You eject the monkey meat steak from the deep fryer.
1199You put the monkey meat steak into the deep fryer.
1200You eject the monkey meat steak from the deep fryer.
1201You put the monkey meat steak into the deep fryer.
1202You eject the monkey meat steak from the deep fryer.
1203[Common] Ricardomilos states, "It's making walls"
1204You put the monkey meat steak into the deep fryer.
1205[Common] Ricardomilos states, "CARGO"
1206You eject the monkey meat steak from the deep fryer.
1207You put the monkey meat steak into the deep fryer.
1208Beety-Nal-Tuka has thrown the lightly-fried monkey meat steak.
1209You put the wrench into the toolbelt.
1210[Common] Ricardomilos declares, "It just maggic missiles the jew!"
1211[Common] Jess Horserage says, "REEE"
1212You eject the monkey meat steak from the deep fryer.
1213You bite the lightly-fried monkey meat steak.
1214You can taste meat.
1215You bite the lightly-fried monkey meat steak.2
1216You feel vigorous.
1217You bite the lightly-fried monkey meat steak.
1218You put the lightly-fried monkey meat steak into the satchel.2
1219Access Denied2
1220Priority Announcement
1221
1222The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
1223Nature of emergency:
1224
1225CULT WE NEED TO GO HOME!!!!
1226
1227Call signal traced. Results can be viewed on any communications console.
1228
1229[Common] Jess Horserage says, "YEAH NO KIDDING"
1230[Common] John Rockwell says, "There's a fucking shell"
1231You push the wall but nothing happens!
1232[Common] John Rockwell says, "Over here"
1233Ayden Tideswell is dead!
1234Beety-Nal-Tuka has grabbed Ayden Tideswell passively!
1235*---------*
1236This is Ayden Tideswell!
1237He is wearing an engineer's jumpsuit.
1238He is wearing a hard hat on his head.
1239He has a satchel on his back.
1240He has some insulated gloves on his hands.
1241He has a toolbelt about his waist.
1242He is wearing some blood-stained work boots on his feet.
1243He has an engineering radio headset on his ears.
1244He is wearing Ayden Tideswell's ID Card (Station Engineer).
1245He appears to have committed suicide... there is no hope of recovery.
1246He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life...
1247He has minor bruising.
1248*---------*
1249Beety-Nal-Tuka has grabbed Ayden Tideswell passively!
1250John Rockwell says, "Ofdsdamnit"
1251Dorms Proctologist has punched John Rockwell!
1252Dorms Proctologist has knocked John Rockwell down!
1253Dorms Proctologist says, "Shit"
1254You shake John Rockwell trying to get him up!
1255John Rockwell asks, "Why?"
1256Dorms Proctologist hugs John Rockwell to make him feel better!
1257Dorms Proctologist says, "Misclick"
1258John Rockwell has thrown the circular saw.
1259[Common] Johny Shapi says, "Cult you gey and dead"
1260[Common] Ricardomilos alarms, "If we leave before they convert and summon Satan we win and they lose!!!!"
1261David Hunter puts the energy gun into the satchel.
1262The security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
1263Central Command Update
1264
1265Critical Power Failure
1266
1267Abnormal activity detected in cows are friends not food's powernet. As a precautionary measure, the station's power will be shut off for an indeterminate duration.
1268
1269[Common] John Rockwell says, "Cure is smartfridge"
1270Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Uh oh"
1271[Common] Jess Horserage says, "LOL"
1272[Common] Toby Wade says, "Oh man"
1273John Rockwell says, "HEY"
1274John Rockwell says, "Why the spiked bat."
1275[Common] Ricardomilos states, "Artificer at cargo"
1276You put the pocket crowbar into the toolbelt.
1277You hear a squeak.
1278[Common] John Rockwell says, "AI"
1279[Common] John Rockwell says, "Check lavaland."
1280[Common] John Rockwell says, "And eveything related to cargo."
1281[Common] Awas-Kajul hisses, "Uhh. ."
1282[Common] Ricardomilos states, "DISPOSALS"
1283You put the pocket crowbar into the toolbelt.
1284Nodha Chap places the flash into the disposal unit.
1285[Common] Ricardomilos states, "CMO GETTING RKT"
1286Jess Horserage (as Nodha Chap) says, "Hmm"
1287[Common] Ricardomilos states, "CARGO"
1288You put the pocket crowbar into the toolbelt.
1289Beety-Nal-Tuka starts to climb into APLU "Miner".
1290[Common] Awas-Kajul hisses, "The Arrivalsss Airlock'sss Are Not Working"
1291[Common] John Rockwell says, "Artificer"
1292[Common] John Rockwell says, "At cargo"
1293You feel a prick as the needle takes your DNA sample.
1294You no longer feel vigorous.
1295Toggled strafing mode on.
1296John Rockwell hits BEETY IS IN HERE. Nothing happens.
1297Beety-Nal-Tuka exclaims, "Hello!"
1298John Rockwell hits BEETY IS IN HERE. Nothing happens.
1299John Rockwell says, "Nigga"
1300John Rockwell says, "Get out now."
1301[Common] Jess Horserage yells, "DID THE ARTI DIE?!!"
1302[Common] Jess Horserage says, "IF SO, RECALL"
1303[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "I killed it"
1304Beety-Nal-Tuka asks, "Of where?"
1305Toggled lights on.
1306[Common] John Rockwell says, "Yeah"
1307John Rockwell says, "Of the fucking ripley"
1308[Common] Ricardomilos states, "Dont recall the cult sstill exists"
1309[Common] Jess Horserage yells, "RECALL!!"
1310[Common] Jess Horserage says, "REEE"
1311Beety-Nal-Tuka asks, "Why?"
1312[Common] Ricardomilos states, "They must LOSE"
1313[Common] John Rockwell says, "But a cult still exist"
1314Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "There are artificersss"
1315[Common] Ricardomilos alarms, "THEY WILL LOSE!!!!"
1316John Rockwell says, "Because we have a cult"
1317John Rockwell says, "Get out."
1318[Common] Toby Wade says, "THey still exist. And i am gonna sue them so hard"
1319John Rockwell says, "Imma search you."
1320Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Beety doesssnt underssstand"
1321John Rockwell says, "And it was on cargo"
1322John Rockwell says, "Please."
1323John Rockwell says, "Just get out"
1324John Rockwell says, "No reason to hide if you're innocent."
1325Beety-Nal-Tuka asks, "You are CMO?"
1326Jess Horserage (as Nodha Chap) says, "YEAH GET OUT"
1327John Rockwell says, "Yeah"
1328Nodha Chap points at BEETY IS IN HERE.
1329[Common] Ricardomilos declares, "Rylee bloiose!"
1330Nodha Chap points at BEETY IS IN HERE.
1331John Rockwell says, "Please"
1332[Common] Ricardomilos states, "ARMORY"
1333John Rockwell says, "Leave."
1334[Common] Ricardomilos alarms, "RYLEE!!!!"
1335Jess Horserage (as Nodha Chap) says, "OUT"
1336[Common] Ricardomilos alarms, "ARMORY!!"
1337Dorms Proctologist says, "You have like two seconds to get out"
1338John Rockwell says, "The fucking ripley."
1339[Common] Ricardomilos states, "CARGOTECH"
1340Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Beety will leave"
1341Dorms Proctologist says, "Before I blast you"
1342Dorms Proctologist says, "Get out"
1343Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Excussse me"
1344[Common] Ricardomilos states, "AWAJ"
1345[Common] Ricardomilos states, "ARREST HER"
1346John Rockwell says, "Get out"
1347Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Beety isssn't cult."
1348You hear a squeak.
1349Dorms Proctologist says, "Might not wanna do that Beety"
1350John Rockwell says, "Just get out."
1351Jess Horserage (as Nodha Chap) says, "LEAVE BEETY"
1352Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Feed Beety holy water, Beety doesssn't want CMO taking Beety'sss ssstuff"
1353John Rockwell says, "I just"
1354Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "CMO isssn't even sssecurity"
1355Dorms Proctologist says, "DNA lock it"
1356John Rockwell says, "Want to see"
1357John Rockwell says, "Your fucking"
1358John Rockwell says, "Backpack"
1359John Rockwell says, "And pockets."
1360Dorms Proctologist says, "If you DNA lock the mech we won't be able to take it"
1361[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "The arrivals shuttle has been damaged. Docking for repairs..."
1362Dorms Proctologist says, "I'm giving you another warning"
1363John Rockwell says, "Exactly"
1364John Rockwell says, "Now move."
1365Dorms Proctologist says, "And that's the last one"
1366Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "No Beety doesssn't want CMO to take Beety'sss gun"
1367Dorms Proctologist fires the laser gun!
1368Beety-Nal-Tuka is hit by a laser in the chest!
1369Dorms Proctologist says, "Get out."
1370Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Ow"
1371John Rockwell says, "Stop"
1372You begin the ejection procedure. Equipment is disabled during this process. Hold still to finish ejecting.
1373You exit the mech.
1374Dorms Proctologist says, "Thanks"
1375Dorms Proctologist puts the laser gun into the black cloak.
1376Beety-Nal-Tuka fires the sawn-off double-barreled shotgun!
1377Dorms Proctologist is hit by a beanbag slug in the head!
1378Beety-Nal-Tuka fires the sawn-off double-barreled shotgun!
1379John Rockwell says, "Stop moving"
1380You unload 3 shells from the sawn-off double-barreled shotgun.
1381[Common] Ricardomilos states, "Mining is clean"
1382You load 1 shell into the sawn-off double-barreled shotgun.2
1383Beety-Nal-Tuka fires the sawn-off double-barreled shotgun!
1384John Rockwell is hit by 12g shotgun slug in the head!
1385[Common] John Rockwell says, "BEETY IS CULT"
1386Beety-Nal-Tuka fires the sawn-off double-barreled shotgun!
1387John Rockwell is hit by 12g shotgun slug in the head!
1388[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "Beety is cult"
1389John Rockwell painfully crawls forward!
1390Beety-Nal-Tuka has stunned John Rockwell with the stungun!
1391Beety-Nal-Tuka has stunned Dorms Proctologist with the stungun!
1392You put the stungun into the satchel.
1393Beety-Nal-Tuka is trying to put handcuffs on Dorms Proctologist!
1394[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "Is tazing me at cargo"
1395Dorms Proctologist says, "Is tazing me at cargo"
1396Beety-Nal-Tuka has grabbed Dorms Proctologist passively!
1397Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Beety isssnty colt"
1398You handcuff Dorms Proctologist.
1399[Common] Ricardomilos states, "BEET NAL TUKA AT HOP"
1400[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "I'm being taken away"
1401Dorms Proctologist says, "I'm being taken away"
1402John Rockwell painfully crawls forward!
1403[Common] Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "BEETY ISSSNT CULT"
1404Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "BEETY ISSSNT CULT"
1405[Common] Toby Wade says, "Hey"
1406[Common] Toby Wade asks, "Security?"
1407John Rockwell painfully crawls forward!
1408[Common] Toby Wade says, "I am dying"
1409Beety-Nal-Tuka has grabbed John Rockwell passively!
1410John Rockwell whispers, "Help me"
1411You put the sawn-off double-barreled shotgun into the green cloak.
1412Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "LEAVE BEETY ALONE"
1413John Rockwell whispers, "Betty is fucking cult"
1414[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "Save the CMO"
1415Saul Sealis says, "Clown did fuck this"
1416Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "FIUX CMO"
1417[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "I'm cuffed"
1418David Hunter connects the o2 canister.
1419John Rockwell whispers, "Help"
1420Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Fix cmo"
1421[Common] Ricardomilos states, "BEETY"
1422You unload 3 shells from the sawn-off double-barreled shotgun.
1423The sawn-off double-barreled shotgun won't fit in the satchel, make some space!
1424You put the sawn-off double-barreled shotgun into the green cloak.
1425[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "Capture b eety for me"
1426[Common] Ricardomilos states, "Arrivals maint"
1427You disable your suit's remote sensing equipment.
1428[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "Almost out of cuffs but i'm starving"
1429[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "I'm just gonna wreck Beety's mech"
1430[Common] Ricardomilos alarms, "Arrivals maint!!!"
1431[Common] Ricardomilos alarms, "NORTHERN!!!"
1432Beety-Nal-Tuka has thrown the winter coat.
1433[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "Keep me updated"
1434[Common] Beety-Nal-Tuka exclaims, "Beety isssn't cult!"
1435Beety-Nal-Tuka exclaims, "Beety isssn't cult!"
1436[Common] Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Beety let them both go"
1437Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Beety let them both go"
1438[Common] Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Man ssshot Beety with lassser"
1439Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Man ssshot Beety with lassser"
1440[Common] Ricardomilos states, "NODHA CHAP KILLING MAN AT EVA"
1441[Common] Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "And then cmo tried to taze Beety"
1442Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "And then cmo tried to taze Beety"
1443[Common] Ricardomilos states, "I mean"
1444OOC: NotJony: a bit of a ICY OCY but I did something weird in VR and am loving it
1445[Common] Ricardomilos states, "JESS HORSERAGe"
1446[Common] Ricardomilos states, "SHARD"
1447[Common] Ricardomilos states, "ARRIVALS"
1448[Common] Ricardomilos states, "MADE JUGGER"
1449Beety-Nal-Tuka has thrown the welding goggles.
1450[Common] John Rockwell says, "Beety is a fucking cultist."
1451[Common] John Rockwell says, "KoS."
1452[Common] Ricardomilos states, "JEFF HORSERAGE"
1453[Common] Ricardomilos states, "HAS WIZ"
1454[Common] John Rockwell says, "Shot me with a shtogun."
1455[Common] Ricardomilos alarms, "IS A WIZARD!!!"
1456[Common] Ricardomilos alarms, "GUYS ITS WIZARD!!!"
1457You bite the lightly-fried monkey meat steak.
1458You can taste meat.
1459You bite the lightly-fried monkey meat steak.2
1460[Common] Ricardomilos states, "NOT CULT"
1461[Common] Ricardomilos alarms, "JEFF HORSERAGE HAS WIZARD UNIFORM!!!"
1462[Common] Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "SSSEE"
1463Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "SSSEE"
1464[Common] John Rockwell asks, "Why the fuck is beety retarded then?"
1465[Common] John Rockwell says, "You kidnapped the other guy"
1466[Common] Ricardomilos alarms, "Possible cult but THE MAN IN PURPLE JUMPSUIT IS WIZARD!!!!"
1467[Common] Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "YOU TRIED TO SSSTUN BEETY AFTER SSSOMEONE ELSSSE SSSHOT BEETY"
1468Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "YOU TRIED TO SSSTUN BEETY AFTER SSSOMEONE ELSSSE SSSHOT BEETY"
1469[Common] John Rockwell says, "AI"
1470[Common] Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "OF COURSSSE BEETY SSSHOOTSSS YOU"
1471Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "OF COURSSSE BEETY SSSHOOTSSS YOU"
1472[Common] Ricardomilos states, "Not on cameras"
1473[Common] John Rockwell says, "Unlock the fucking cryocel"
1474[Common] Dorms Proctologist asks, "Where is Beety?"
1475[Common] John Rockwell asks, "What?"
1476[Common] John Rockwell says, "You were fucking refusing simple orders."
1477[Common] Dorms Proctologist asks, "Where is Beety located?"
1478[Common] Ricardomilos states, "Jkuggernaut at HOP"
1479[Common] Ricardomilos states, "JUGGERNAUT AT HOP"
1480[Common] Ricardomilos alarms, "JUGGERRNAUT AT HOP OFFICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
1481The sawn-off double-barreled shotgun is empty!
1482You put the cable restraints into the green cloak.
1483[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Sophia Sharp has signed up as Bartender"
1484You put the stunprod into the green cloak.
1485You load 1 shell into the sawn-off double-barreled shotgun.2
1486[Common] Dorms Proctologist stammers, "W-W-W-Why-y am-m I fuc-ck-k-king s-set t-to w-wan-n-n-nt-ted-d"
1487[Common] Dorms Proctologist stammers, "I'm-m d-d-dead n-n-now-w-w"
1488[Common] Ricardomilos states, "It was set to arrest for wepaons"
1489Jess Horserage (as Nodha Chap) says, "Sigi'lu M'Fan 'Tasia"
1490The reinforced window is hit by an enchanted card!7
1491Jess Horserage (as Nodha Chap) says, "Sigi'lu M'Fan 'Tasia"
1492The reinforced window is hit by an enchanted card!7
1493Jess Horserage (as Nodha Chap) says, "Sigi'lu M'Fan 'Tasia"
1494Your armor softens the blow!
1495Beety-Nal-Tuka is hit by an enchanted card in the chest!
1496Your armor softens the blow!
1497Beety-Nal-Tuka is hit by an enchanted card in the chest!2
1498Your armor softens the blow!
1499Beety-Nal-Tuka is hit by an enchanted card in the chest!
1500Your armor softens the blow!
1501Beety-Nal-Tuka is hit by an enchanted card in the chest!
1502The reinforced window is hit by an enchanted card!2
1503Jess Horserage (as Nodha Chap) says, "Sigi'lu M'Fan 'Tasia"
1504Jess Horserage (as Nodha Chap) says, "Sigi'lu`M'Fan`'Tasia"
1505The reinforced window is hit by an enchanted card!
1506Beety-Nal-Tuka fires the sawn-off double-barreled shotgun!2
1507*click*
1508You unload 3 shells from the sawn-off double-barreled shotgun.
1509[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "The arrivals shuttle has been damaged. Docking for repairs..."
1510Nodha Chap painfully crawls forward!
1511[Common] Ricardomilos states, "KILL JUG"
1512You load 1 shell into the sawn-off double-barreled shotgun.2
1513Nodha Chap painfully crawls forward!
1514Beety-Nal-Tuka fires the sawn-off double-barreled shotgun!
1515Nodha Chap is hit by 12g shotgun slug in the head!
1516Beety-Nal-Tuka fires the sawn-off double-barreled shotgun!
1517Nodha Chap seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
1518Nodha Chap is hit by 12g shotgun slug in the head!
1519You hear a squeak.
1520You unload 3 shells from the sawn-off double-barreled shotgun.
1521Beety-Nal-Tuka has grabbed Nodha Chap passively!
1522[Common] Ricardomilos states, "JUG"
1523[Common] John Rockwell says, "AI"
1524[Common] John Rockwell says, "I'm fucking fucked."
1525[Common] Ricardomilos states, "BEEFY HELPING WIZARD"
1526[Common] Ricardomilos states, "ARRIVALS NORTHERN MAINT"
1527You try to empty Nodha Chap's left pocket.
1528You try to empty Nodha Chap's right pocket.
1529[Common] Ricardomilos states, "BEEFY IS HELPING THE WIZARD!!!!!!t"
1530[Common] Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "BEETY KILLED WIZARD"
1531Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "BEETY KILLED WIZARD"
1532[Common] Ricardomilos alarms, "WIZARD ALMOST DEAD AT NORTHERN ARRIVALS MAINT!!!!! KILLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
1533[Common] Ricardomilos states, "Oh"
1534[Common] Ricardomilos states, "Great"
1535[Common] Ricardomilos states, "Smash his head in"
1536[Common] Ricardomilos states, "Now if we will the juggernaut it will all end"
1537Priority Announcement
1538
1539The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station. You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.
1540
1541[Common] Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Beety killsss jugger next"
1542Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Beety killsss jugger next"
1543[Common] Ricardomilos states, "Good"
1544You start dumping out the contents...
1545[Common] John Rockwell says, "Let's just leave"
1546[Common] John Rockwell says, "AI"
1547Honkers does a gag.
1548(F) [Common] John Rockwell says, "Bolt the shuttle doors"
1549(F) John Rockwell says, "Bolt the shuttle doors"
1550Beety-Nal-Tuka's Memories:
1551Your account ID is 927677.
1552DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "INSTA SUMMONS"
1553You put the scrying orb into the satchel.
1554[Common] Ricardomilos states, "Got it"
1555DEAD: Artificer (286) says, "dummy"
1556DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "AND NO NIGGER WANTED TO BE MY ASSISTANT"
1557The scroll of teleportation won't fit in the satchel, make some space!
1558You hear the violent blaring of an airhorn.
1559Attention:
15602 authorizations needed until shuttle is launched early
1561DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "because there was no dead"
1562DEAD: Jess Horserage asks, "next time?"
1563OOC: Diegoxt45: what the fuck is this lag
1564Ricardomilos Announces:
1565board the shuttle bitch
1566Ricardomilos made a priority announcement from AI Chamber.
1567You are unable to equip that!
1568DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "ill go for ACTUALLY DECENT SHIT"
1569DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "but stealth wiz was kinda okay"
1570[Common] John Rockwell says, "HOLD ON IM LAGGING"
1571DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "wait"
1572The soul stone belt cannot hold the warp whistle!
1573You put the warp whistle into the satchel.
1574DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "if you tranfer uhh"
1575DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "bodies"
1576DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "do you keep spells"
1577DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "YOU DO"
1578DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "so like"
1579[Common] Beety-Nal-Tuka asks, "AI where isss jugger?"
1580Beety-Nal-Tuka asks, "AI where isss jugger?"
1581DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "if I mindswapped into cappie"
1582OOC: AdeptMechanicus: t
1583DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "then like"
1584[Common] Ricardomilos states, "No idea"
1585DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "hid fucking uhh"
1586DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "shards everywhere"
1587DEAD: Juggernaut (969) says, "jugger dead"
1588The sawn-off double-barreled shotgun is empty!
1589Attention:
15901 authorizations needed until shuttle is launched early
1591You load 1 shell into the sawn-off double-barreled shotgun.2
1592DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "I could"
1593DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "OOOOO"
1594[Common] John Rockwell says, "AI"
1595DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "that sounds nice"
1596You put the scroll of teleportation into the satchel.
1597[Common] John Rockwell says, "Don't let"
1598DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "or maybe"
1599DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "yeah"
1600You open the maintenance panel of the airlock.
1601[Common] John Rockwell says, "Beety board."
1602You put the screwdriver into the toolbelt.
1603DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "anyway"
1604DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "FIST"
1605[Common] Beety-Nal-Tuka asks, "Why?"
1606Beety-Nal-Tuka asks, "Why?"
1607DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "doesnt stun"
1608[Common] Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Beety killed the wizard"
1609Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Beety killed the wizard"
1610DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "NEITHER DOES CARDS"
1611Attention:
1612The emergency shuttle will launch in 10 seconds
1613DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "which is REE"
1614[Common] Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "SSStop being mad"
1615Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "SSStop being mad"
1616[Common] John Rockwell says, "Bitch"
1617[Common] John Rockwell says, "You killed a nigga."
1618DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "so I had no stuns"
1619Priority Announcement
1620
1621The Emergency Shuttle has left the station. Estimate 2 minutes until the shuttle docks at Central Command.
1622
1623DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "no blind either"
1624DEAD: Mr. Medi says, "I think I have been wizard like twice ever"
1625Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Beety took him to medbayt"
1626DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "I had shit kit"
1627DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "just, shit kit"
1628Wraith (411) has died at Emergency Shuttle.
1629Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Beety isssnt bad"
1630DEAD: Wraith (411) says, "good cult"
1631DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "might've wanted to trade my a-"
1632Central Command Update
1633
1634Security Alert
1635
1636Gr3y.T1d3 virus detected in cows are friends not food door subroutines. Severity level of 3. Recommend station AI involvement.
1637
1638DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "GOOD CULT"
1639DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "LOL"
1640DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "it was wiz"
1641DEAD: Artificer (286) says, "there wasn't any cult"
1642DEAD: Wraith (411) says, "Oooh"
1643DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "wait, you know already"
1644DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "meming me"
1645DEAD: Wraith (411) says, "THat's why i couldnt do shit but kill things"
1646DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "wiz can uhh"
1647DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "yeah"
1648DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "get shards and artificer"
1649DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "for 2 points"
1650Mike Moicles says, "Why are you hiding"
1651DEAD: Wraith (411) asks, "I was still an antag though, right?"
1652Beety-Nal-Tuka screams!
1653DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "but the rest of my kit wa"
1654DEAD: Jess Horserage yells, "YES!!"
1655Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "John hatesss beety"
1656DEAD: Wraith (411) says, "Good"
1657Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Beety hidesss"
1658DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "you should've popped niggers"
1659John Rockwell has attempted to punch Beety-Nal-Tuka!
1660Sophia Sharp says, "Don't wanna be pwned"
1661DEAD: Wraith (411) says, "I know. I tried"
1662Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Help"
1663DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "anyway, my kit was shitty"
1664Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "HELP"
1665DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "should've gotten sword"
1666Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "HLEP"
1667DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "womp"
1668DEAD: Wraith (411) says, "It's hard when you are a shitty artificer"
1669John Rockwell says, "KILL BEETY"
1670John Rockwell says, "KILL THE LIZARD"
1671Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "HEL"
1672David Hunter says, "Oh wait"
1673John Rockwell has thrown the fire extinguisher.
1674David Hunter says, "Beety"
1675Beety-Nal-Tuka exclaims, "HEL;P!"
1676Sophia Sharp says, "Why"
1677David Hunter says, "Cult man"
1678John Rockwell says, "KILL BEETY"
1679David Hunter says, "Right"
1680David Hunter fires the laser gun!
1681Beety-Nal-Tuka is hit by a laser in the head!
1682David Hunter fires the laser gun!
1683Beety-Nal-Tuka is hit by a laser in the head!
1684David Hunter fires the laser gun!
1685Beety-Nal-Tuka is hit by a laser in the head!
1686David Hunter fires the laser gun!
1687Beety-Nal-Tuka is hit by a laser in the head!
1688Beety-Nal-Tuka whispers, "BEETY ISSSNT CULT"
1689You feel your heart slow down...
1690David Hunter fires the laser gun!
1691Beety-Nal-Tuka is hit by a laser in the left leg!
1692David Hunter fires the laser gun!
1693Beety-Nal-Tuka is hit by a laser in the left leg!
1694David Hunter fires the laser gun!
1695DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "I didn't bust out comms"
1696Beety-Nal-Tuka has died at Emergency Shuttle.
1697The grey baby slime (586) lights up for a bit, then stops.
1698Current Admins:
1699Adminhelps are also sent to Discord. If no admins are available in game adminhelp anyways and an admin on Discord will see it and respond.
1700(F) John Rockwell says, "Oh fuck"
1701(F) DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "i feel like an idiot"
1702David Hunter salutes.
1703A Doll Fit Layer puts the energy gun into the science backpack.
1704The monkey (804) coughs!
1705(F) John Rockwell says, "Holy shit."
1706Mike Moicles has grabbed Beety-Nal-Tuka passively!
1707(F) DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "also had shapechange"
1708(F) Sophia Sharp says, "Ded"
1709The monkey (710) scratches.
1710(F) John Rockwell says, "That was quick"
1711Poly looks in the Power-On DELUXE cartridge's direction and takes flight.
1712Honkers clowns around.
1713(F) DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "didnt use it once"
1714Mike Moicles has grabbed Beety-Nal-Tuka aggressively!
1715Mike Moicles has thrown Beety-Nal-Tuka.
1716(F) A Doll Fit Layer says, "Deadn;t"
1717(F) DEAD: Beety-Nal-Tuka says, "Well thats 100% a ban."
1718The monkey (804) coughs!
1719David Hunter screams!
1720OOC: JessHorserage: soo
1721The monkey (409) rolls.
1722(F) DEAD: Jess Horserage asks, "what is?"
1723(F) [Engineering] Poly yells, "Thank you asher"
1724(F) DEAD: Jess Horserage asks, "being a bad wiz?"
1725Honkers does a gag.
1726The monkey (804) coughs!
1727
1728
1729
1730The round has ended.
1731Show roundend report again
1732OOC: JessHorserage: sooo
1733(F) DEAD: Beety-Nal-Tuka says, "The HoS just killed me for being "cult" after it was a confirmed wiz round"
1734Rebooting World in 30 seconds. Round ended.
1735OOC: JessHorserage: I GOT LIKE
1736OOC: JessHorserage: ALL OF THE UHH
1737(F) John Rockwell says, "CAP"
1738(F) John Rockwell says, "HELP"
1739OOC: JessHorserage: KIT FOR MINDSWAP SHIT
1740The monkey (804) coughs!
1741Honkers shivers.
1742OOC: JessHorserage: kinda
1743(F) John Rockwell whispers in his last breath, "Nigger..."
1744(F) John Rockwell has died at Emergency Shuttle.
1745(F) Esmeralda Durstine stammers, "Ouch-h-h"
1746OOC: JessHorserage: BUT DIDNT GET MINDSWAP
1747OOC: JessHorserage: soo
1748OOC: JessHorserage: yea
1749The monkey (804) coughs!
1750The mouse squeaks.
1751OOC: Diegoxt45: good morning hippie
1752Cayden Mcclymonds seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
1753OOC: JessHorserage: like building a shudder deck, without shudder
1754OOC: JessHorserage: heya
1755Round statistics and logs can be viewed at this website!
1756Rebooting world...
1757The connection has been closed because the server is restarting. Please wait while you automatically reconnect.