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21(TIRES SCREECHING)
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235
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25(ENGINE REVVING)
26
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29(MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
30
317
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33(INDISTINCT POLICE
34RADIO CHATTER)
35
368
3700:01:27,353 --> 00:01:29,419
38(SINGING ALONG):
39♪ Don't you know ♪
40
419
4200:01:29,421 --> 00:01:33,959
43♪ That I still care for you? ♪
44
4510
4600:01:35,328 --> 00:01:37,128
47♪ Send me... ♪
48
4911
5000:01:37,130 --> 00:01:38,496
51How you doin' tonight,
52officer?
53
5412
5500:01:38,498 --> 00:01:40,666
56OFFICER: I'm gonna need you
57to get outta the car.
58
5913
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61(SINGING):
62♪ So darling... ♪
63
6414
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66OFFICER: Come on.
67Let's get out.
68
6915
7000:01:45,537 --> 00:01:49,075
71(CONTINUES SINGING)
72♪ I can dream upon it too ♪
73
7416
7500:01:51,276 --> 00:01:53,645
76(SONG CONTINUES ON RADIO)
77
7817
7900:02:00,818 --> 00:02:02,454
80(ALARM BLARING)
81
8218
8300:02:07,760 --> 00:02:09,929
84- AGENT 1: Move!
85- AGENT 2: Go! Go!
86
8719
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89Move! It's clear.
90
9120
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93- Move, move, move.
94- Clear!
95
9621
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98- Let's go, let's go!
99- Move! Move! Move! Move!
100
10122
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103- (PANICKED SHOUTING)
104- (HORNS BLARING)
105
10623
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108(ALARM BLARING)
109
11024
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112A plane just struck
113the Pentagon.
114
11525
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117- (SIREN WAILING)
118- (HORNS HONKING)
119
12026
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122(ALARM CONTINUES)
123
12427
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126Let's make sure
127those phone lines are working.
128
12928
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131Phones are go, sir.
132
13329
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135The SVTC.
136Let's contact the FAA,
137
13830
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140find out how many planes are
141in the air.
142
14331
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145RICE: Yes, sir.
146
14732
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149CHENEY: Let's get
150these televisions working.
151
15233
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154RICE: May I get the president
155on the line, please?
156
15734
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159HUGHES: We got planes in the air
160and nowhere for them to land.
161
16235
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164CABINET MEMBER: I still have
165one plane unaccounted for
166
16736
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169flying over Pennsylvania.
170
17137
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173RICE: I need permission
174for them to land
175
17638
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178at a Canadian airport.
179
18039
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182WOMAN (ON TV): ...very large
183plane. It was going fast.
184
18540
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187CABINET MEMBER: Flying over
188Pennsylvania on course.
189
19041
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192And three other planes
193are unaccounted for.
194
19542
19600:02:56,042 --> 00:02:57,874
197WOMAN: I'm seeing five planes
198unaccounted for.
199
20043
20100:02:57,876 --> 00:02:59,443
202No! Scratch that.
203I'm seeing four!
204
20544
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207(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
208
20945
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211MINETA: I have NORAD
212on the line.
213
21446
21500:03:03,416 --> 00:03:05,685
216That is correct.
217He is. That is correct.
218
21947
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221Mr. Vice President,
222POTUS on line one, sir.
223
22448
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226Mr. President.
227
22849
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230(CLEARS THROAT)
231
23250
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234The situation
235is, uh, extremely fluid.
236
23751
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239I strongly recommend
240you stay in the air.
241
24252
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244I have, uh, sequestered
245congressional leadership.
246
24753
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249Okay, then.
250
25154
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253SCOOTER:
254Sir, Donald Rumsfeld is
255
25655
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258at the Pentagon on line three.
259
26056
26100:03:32,543 --> 00:03:35,111
262- That?
263- SCOOTER: Mm-hmm. Yes, sir.
264
26557
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267RUMSFELD (ON SPEAKER): Dick, are there
268still passenger planes in the air?
269
27058
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272I need rules of engagement.
273
27459
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276Let's get the President
277back on line, sir.
278
27960
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281You have authorization
282to shoot down
283
28461
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286any aircraft deemed a threat.
287
28862
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290RUMSFELD:
291Presidential authority?
292
29363
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295That is correct.
296All orders are UNODIR.
297
29864
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300"UNODIR," sir?
301
30265
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304HUGHES:
305Unless otherwise directed.
306
30766
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309NARRATOR: By all accounts
310of what people saw
311
31267
31300:04:02,674 --> 00:04:06,142
314in that room
315on that terrible day,
316
31768
31800:04:06,144 --> 00:04:07,814
319there was confusion...
320
32169
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323fear...
324
32570
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327uncertainty.
328
32971
33000:04:15,321 --> 00:04:17,520
331But Dick Cheney saw
332something else
333
33472
33500:04:17,522 --> 00:04:18,857
336that no one else did.
337
33873
33900:04:21,726 --> 00:04:23,562
340He saw an opportunity.
341
34274
34300:04:27,765 --> 00:04:31,801
344As the world becomes
345more and more confusing,
346
34775
34800:04:31,803 --> 00:04:33,904
349we tend to focus on the things
350
35176
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353that are right there
354in front of us...
355
35677
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358while ignoring
359the massive forces
360
36178
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363that actually change
364and shape our lives.
365
36679
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368And with people working
369longer and longer hours,
370
37180
37200:04:49,620 --> 00:04:51,887
373for less and less,
374
37581
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377when we do have free time,
378
37982
38000:04:53,591 --> 00:04:55,758
381the last thing we want is
382
38383
38400:04:55,760 --> 00:04:58,361
385complicated analysis
386of our government,
387
38884
38900:04:58,363 --> 00:04:59,695
390lobbying,
391
39285
39300:04:59,697 --> 00:05:02,198
394international
395trade agreements,
396
39786
39800:05:02,200 --> 00:05:03,366
399and tax bills.
400
40187
40200:05:03,368 --> 00:05:05,838
403(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
404
40588
40600:05:07,940 --> 00:05:09,606
407NARRATOR:
408So it's no surprise
409
41089
41100:05:09,608 --> 00:05:11,976
412that when a monotone,
413
41490
41500:05:11,978 --> 00:05:16,111
416bureaucratic vice president
417came to power,
418
41991
42000:05:16,113 --> 00:05:17,613
421we hardly noticed...
422
42392
42400:05:17,615 --> 00:05:20,149
425- (SHOUTING, CRYING)
426- (DOG BARKING)
427
42893
42900:05:20,151 --> 00:05:22,419
430...as he achieved
431a position of authority
432
43394
43400:05:22,421 --> 00:05:23,786
435that very few leaders
436
43795
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439in the history of America
440ever have...
441
44296
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444- Vice President, for your...
445- WOMAN: These tax cuts are...
446
44797
44800:05:30,829 --> 00:05:32,661
449- RUMSFELD: ...get this started?
450- That's for your fucking...
451
45298
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454SOLDIER (SCREAMING):
455I'm fucking dying!
456
45799
45800:05:34,899 --> 00:05:38,000
459NARRATOR: Forever changing
460the course of history
461
462100
46300:05:38,002 --> 00:05:41,106
464for millions
465and millions of lives.
466
467101
46800:05:42,974 --> 00:05:46,209
469And he did it like a ghost,
470
471102
47200:05:46,211 --> 00:05:50,313
473with most people
474having no idea who he is
475
476103
47700:05:50,315 --> 00:05:51,950
478or where he came from.
479
480104
48100:05:54,553 --> 00:05:58,690
482- (WHOOSHING)
483- (EXPLOSIONS)
484
485105
48600:06:02,728 --> 00:06:04,997
487- (BIRDS CHIRPING)
488- (STREAM FLOWING GENTLY)
489
490106
49100:06:07,632 --> 00:06:09,334
492(BIRDS CHIRPING)
493
494107
49500:06:11,002 --> 00:06:16,142
496NARRATOR: How does a man
497go on to become who he is?
498
499108
50000:06:17,808 --> 00:06:22,512
501Well, it starts in 1963...
502
503109
50400:06:22,514 --> 00:06:23,979
505when Dick's best girl, Lynne,
506
507110
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509was getting straight A's
510at Colorado College.
511
512111
51300:06:31,990 --> 00:06:35,661
514Lynne had helped Dick get
515a scholarship at Yale...
516
517112
51800:06:37,829 --> 00:06:42,532
519where he did way more
520drinking than class attending.
521
522113
52300:06:42,534 --> 00:06:44,534
524(MUSIC PLAYING)
525
526114
52700:06:44,536 --> 00:06:47,206
528Pretty soon,
529Dick got the boot.
530
531115
53200:06:54,378 --> 00:06:56,648
533(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
534
535116
53600:06:58,416 --> 00:07:00,017
537Back then,
538they would've called
539
540117
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542a guy like him
543a ne'er-do-well.
544
545118
54600:07:04,688 --> 00:07:06,755
547In today's parlance,
548
549119
55000:07:06,757 --> 00:07:08,960
551they would just call him
552a dirtbag.
553
554120
55500:07:09,928 --> 00:07:12,262
556- (MAN SCREAMING)
557- (BODY THUDS)
558
559121
56000:07:12,264 --> 00:07:13,733
561LINEMAN: Man down!
562
563122
56400:07:14,733 --> 00:07:16,168
565(MAN GROANING)
566
567123
56800:07:18,471 --> 00:07:20,038
569LINEMAN 2:
570Ooh!
571
572124
57300:07:24,041 --> 00:07:26,176
574His leg looks like
575an Elvis dance move.
576
577125
57800:07:26,178 --> 00:07:27,878
579(CHUCKLING)
580
581126
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583Somebody give that poor son
584of a bitch a shot of whiskey.
585
586127
58700:07:30,481 --> 00:07:32,183
588LINEMAN BOSS:
589All right, back to work.
590
591128
59200:07:32,950 --> 00:07:35,387
593I said, back to work.
594
595129
59600:07:38,322 --> 00:07:41,390
597Take him into town,
598put five dollars in his pocket.
599
600130
60100:07:41,392 --> 00:07:42,859
602Find another man for tomorrow.
603
604131
60500:07:42,861 --> 00:07:45,527
606Somebody help.
607(GROANS)
608
609132
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611You got a problem, Cheney?
612
613133
61400:07:47,733 --> 00:07:49,101
615No, sir.
616
617134
61800:07:50,668 --> 00:07:52,337
619- (MUSIC PLAYING)
620- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
621
622135
62300:08:02,481 --> 00:08:03,813
624Huh?
625
626136
62700:08:03,815 --> 00:08:05,451
628Are we becoming friends?
629
630137
63100:08:06,584 --> 00:08:08,551
632Will you stop touching me?
633
634138
63500:08:08,553 --> 00:08:09,820
636What?
637
638139
63900:08:09,822 --> 00:08:12,388
640What are you gonna do
641about it, Mr. Yale?
642
643140
64400:08:12,390 --> 00:08:14,258
645Huh? Whoo!
646
647141
64800:08:15,159 --> 00:08:18,428
649The fuck you gonna do
650about it, Mr. Yale? Come on!
651
652142
65300:08:18,430 --> 00:08:20,099
654- There you go.
655- (GRUNTING)
656
657143
65800:08:25,303 --> 00:08:28,070
659(SINGING):
660♪ Send me the pillow ♪
661
662144
66300:08:28,072 --> 00:08:31,743
664♪ That you dream on ♪
665
666145
66700:08:33,244 --> 00:08:39,048
668♪ Don't you know
669I still care for you? ♪
670
671146
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673(INDISTINCT
674POLICE RADIO CHATTER)
675
676147
67700:08:41,386 --> 00:08:42,386
678♪ Sen... ♪
679
680148
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682Two times.
683
684149
68500:08:54,166 --> 00:08:55,798
686Two times!
687
688150
68900:08:55,800 --> 00:08:57,634
690I have to drag you
691out of that jail
692
693151
69400:08:57,636 --> 00:09:00,971
695like a filthy hobo.
696
697152
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699CHENEY:
700I'm sorry, Lynne.
701
702153
70300:09:02,339 --> 00:09:03,441
704What?
705
706154
70700:09:05,076 --> 00:09:07,644
708- What did you just say?
709- I'm sorry, Lynnie.
710
711155
71200:09:07,646 --> 00:09:09,515
713You're sorry?
714Don't call me "Lynnie."
715
716156
71700:09:12,483 --> 00:09:13,886
718You're sorry.
719
720157
72100:09:16,021 --> 00:09:18,654
722One time is "I'm sorry."
723
724158
72500:09:18,656 --> 00:09:22,393
726Two times makes me think that
727I've picked the wrong man.
728
729159
73000:09:23,628 --> 00:09:25,761
731You already got your ass
732thrown out of Yale
733
734160
73500:09:25,763 --> 00:09:28,731
736for drinking and fighting.
737
738161
73900:09:28,733 --> 00:09:29,933
740And now you're just going
741to be a lush
742
743162
74400:09:29,935 --> 00:09:31,500
745that hangs power lines
746for the state?
747
748163
74900:09:31,502 --> 00:09:32,901
750Are you gonna live
751in a trailer?
752
753164
75400:09:32,903 --> 00:09:34,170
755We're gonna have ten kids?
756Is that the plan?
757
758165
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760CHENEY: Can we discuss
761this later, please?
762
763166
76400:09:35,373 --> 00:09:36,840
765No, we're gonna
766discuss this right now
767
768167
76900:09:36,842 --> 00:09:38,707
770while you smell like vomit
771
772168
77300:09:38,709 --> 00:09:40,078
774and cheap booze.
775
776169
77700:09:40,911 --> 00:09:42,879
778- EDNA: Does Dick want some coffee?
779- What?
780
781170
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783Mom, get out!
784
785171
78600:09:44,416 --> 00:09:46,582
787Get out.
788"Does Dick want some coffee?"
789
790172
79100:09:46,584 --> 00:09:48,554
792Jesus Christ!
793(SIGHS)
794
795173
79600:09:49,853 --> 00:09:51,456
797Okay. Here's my plan.
798
799174
80000:09:52,891 --> 00:09:54,126
801All right?
802
803175
80400:09:55,127 --> 00:09:59,861
805Either you stand up straight...
806
807176
80800:09:59,863 --> 00:10:02,765
809and you get
810your back straight...
811
812177
81300:10:02,767 --> 00:10:05,769
814and you have the courage
815to become someone,
816
817178
81800:10:05,771 --> 00:10:07,303
819or I'm gone.
820
821179
82200:10:07,305 --> 00:10:08,505
823I know a dozen guys
824
825180
82600:10:08,507 --> 00:10:10,476
827and a few professors at school
828who would date me.
829
830181
83100:10:11,443 --> 00:10:12,675
832I love you, Lynne.
833
834182
83500:10:12,677 --> 00:10:13,978
836Then prove it!
837
838183
83900:10:15,247 --> 00:10:16,815
840Prove it!
841
842184
84300:10:19,550 --> 00:10:20,853
844I can't...
845
846185
84700:10:22,153 --> 00:10:24,220
848go to a big
849Ivy League school,
850
851186
85200:10:24,222 --> 00:10:27,090
853and I can't run a company
854or be mayor.
855
856187
85700:10:27,092 --> 00:10:29,625
858That's just the way
859the world is for a girl.
860
861188
86200:10:29,627 --> 00:10:30,628
863I need you.
864
865189
86600:10:31,530 --> 00:10:37,203
867And right now you are
868a big, fat, piss-soaked zero.
869
870190
87100:10:42,440 --> 00:10:44,975
872I've, I've seen my mom
873waitin' up all night
874
875191
87600:10:44,977 --> 00:10:46,208
877for my father to get home.
878
879192
88000:10:46,210 --> 00:10:48,978
881And I've seen my father
882drunk in this house
883
884193
88500:10:48,980 --> 00:10:51,047
886and raising his voice
887and way worse,
888
889194
89000:10:51,049 --> 00:10:54,384
891and I am not dancing
892that dance anymore. I'm not.
893
894195
89500:10:54,386 --> 00:10:56,088
896You know why I fuck her?
897
898196
89900:10:57,756 --> 00:11:00,326
900(INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
901
902197
90300:11:02,895 --> 00:11:04,163
904I'm not.
905
906198
90700:11:05,430 --> 00:11:06,665
908So can you change?
909
910199
91100:11:07,632 --> 00:11:11,070
912Can you change, or am I
913wasting my goddamn time?
914
915200
91600:11:18,276 --> 00:11:20,579
917CHENEY: I won't ever
918disappoint you again, Lynne.
919
920201
92100:11:22,781 --> 00:11:25,184
922(STREAM FLOWING GENTLY)
923
924202
92500:11:47,405 --> 00:11:49,975
926(CATTLE MOOING)
927
928203
92900:11:52,944 --> 00:11:55,079
930(INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
931
932204
93300:12:01,652 --> 00:12:04,656
934(MUFFLED CHEERING)
935
936205
93700:12:49,501 --> 00:12:51,568
938(CONGRESSMAN
939SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
940
941206
94200:12:51,570 --> 00:12:54,504
943CONGRESSMAN: You were chosen
944because of your hard work,
945
946207
94700:12:54,506 --> 00:12:56,675
948your diligence,
949and dedication.
950
951208
95200:12:57,443 --> 00:13:02,044
953Stated simply, you are
954America's best and brightest.
955
956209
95700:13:02,046 --> 00:13:03,681
958(COUGHING)
959
960210
96100:13:04,748 --> 00:13:06,515
962(CLEARS THROAT)
963
964211
96500:13:06,517 --> 00:13:10,488
966So let's go forward and learn
967and be of service.
968
969212
97000:13:11,790 --> 00:13:13,255
971God bless you all
972
973213
97400:13:13,257 --> 00:13:17,660
975and God bless
976this great nation.
977
978214
97900:13:17,662 --> 00:13:22,097
980And now, I'd like to introduce
981some... a young man from Illinois
982
983215
98400:13:22,099 --> 00:13:23,899
985who has done quite well
986for himself
987
988216
98900:13:23,901 --> 00:13:25,235
990here in the Capitol.
991
992217
99300:13:25,237 --> 00:13:29,038
994Representative Donald Rumsfeld.
995
996218
99700:13:29,040 --> 00:13:31,510
998(SCATTERED APPLAUSE)
999
1000219
100100:13:34,780 --> 00:13:36,478
1002(HIGH-PITCHED FEEDBACK)
1003
1004220
100500:13:36,480 --> 00:13:42,485
1006Did Bob tell you that this
1007internship is a great honor?
1008
1009221
101000:13:42,487 --> 00:13:43,689
1011Huh?
1012
1013222
101400:13:45,123 --> 00:13:46,521
1015- Did he?
1016- (INTERNS MURMURING)
1017
1018223
101900:13:46,523 --> 00:13:47,658
1020Huh? Yeah?
1021
1022224
102300:13:48,792 --> 00:13:51,363
1024Well, it's not.
1025
1026225
102700:13:52,164 --> 00:13:54,930
1028It's what we called
1029in the Navy a "shit detail."
1030
1031226
103200:13:54,932 --> 00:13:56,432
1033(ALL LAUGHING)
1034
1035227
103600:13:56,434 --> 00:13:58,168
1037NARRATOR:
1038Donald Rumsfeld,
1039
1040228
104100:13:58,170 --> 00:14:00,770
1042or "Rummy,"
1043as they called him,
1044
1045229
104600:14:00,772 --> 00:14:04,340
1047was the former captain of
1048the Princeton wrestling team
1049
1050230
105100:14:04,342 --> 00:14:07,312
1052and an elite navy jet pilot.
1053
1054231
105500:14:08,079 --> 00:14:11,114
1056Most congressmen
1057use their power like an axe.
1058
1059232
106000:14:11,116 --> 00:14:12,582
1061Best and brightest.
1062
1063233
106400:14:12,584 --> 00:14:15,851
1065NARRATOR: Rumsfeld,
1066on the other hand, used his...
1067
1068234
106900:14:15,853 --> 00:14:16,887
1070Where?
1071
1072235
107300:14:17,689 --> 00:14:20,590
1074NARRATOR: ...like a master
1075of the butterfly knife.
1076
1077236
107800:14:20,592 --> 00:14:23,326
1079And, like any master,
1080if you got in his way,
1081
1082237
108300:14:23,328 --> 00:14:25,061
1084- he would cut you.
1085- (GRUNTS)
1086
1087238
108800:14:25,063 --> 00:14:26,395
1089(ALL LAUGHING)
1090
1091239
109200:14:26,397 --> 00:14:28,930
1093This can be
1094a great opportunity.
1095
1096240
109700:14:28,932 --> 00:14:31,067
1098An opportunity to work
1099
1100241
110100:14:31,069 --> 00:14:34,136
1102in the hallways
1103of decision-making
1104
1105242
110600:14:34,138 --> 00:14:37,274
1107in the most powerful country
1108in the goddamn world.
1109
1110243
111100:14:38,075 --> 00:14:39,476
1112And if that doesn't give you
1113a hard-on,
1114
1115244
111600:14:39,478 --> 00:14:41,177
1117- I don't know what will.
1118- (ALL LAUGHING)
1119
1120245
112100:14:41,179 --> 00:14:44,914
1122Sorry to the few ladies
1123in the room.
1124
1125246
112600:14:44,916 --> 00:14:48,016
1127This program didn't used
1128to have girls, and now it does.
1129
1130247
113100:14:48,018 --> 00:14:50,086
1132- Anyway, I'm Don.
1133- (CHUCKLES)
1134
1135248
113600:14:50,088 --> 00:14:51,423
1137Whatever you do...
1138
1139249
114000:14:52,824 --> 00:14:55,558
1141don't work for Bob over here.
1142
1143250
114400:14:55,560 --> 00:14:58,394
1145He is the most boring
1146son of a bitch in D.C.
1147
1148251
114900:14:58,396 --> 00:14:59,698
1150Isn't that right, Bob?
1151
1152252
115300:15:00,831 --> 00:15:02,164
1154All right, that's it.
1155
1156253
115700:15:02,166 --> 00:15:04,366
1158Go get a congressman
1159a cup of coffee.
1160
1161254
116200:15:04,368 --> 00:15:07,035
1163And if his wife calls,
1164he's always in a meeting.
1165
1166255
116700:15:07,037 --> 00:15:09,539
1168All right, that's it. Scat.
1169
1170256
117100:15:09,541 --> 00:15:11,576
1172(APPLAUSE)
1173
1174257
117500:15:13,878 --> 00:15:15,111
1176Hey, I'm Alan.
1177
1178258
117900:15:15,113 --> 00:15:16,313
1180You're the other guy
1181from the University
1182
1183259
118400:15:16,315 --> 00:15:18,047
1185- of Wisconsin, right?
1186- Right.
1187
1188260
118900:15:18,049 --> 00:15:20,348
1190Uh, so one of us
1191is supposed to start
1192
1193261
119400:15:20,350 --> 00:15:22,250
1195with a Democrat
1196and the other a Republican.
1197
1198262
119900:15:22,252 --> 00:15:24,486
1200Do you care
1201if I go with the Dem?
1202
1203263
120400:15:24,488 --> 00:15:27,291
1205'Cause I did a lot of work
1206with the DNC on campus, so...
1207
1208264
120900:15:28,059 --> 00:15:32,028
1210Um, what party is,
1211uh, the guy we just heard?
1212
1213265
121400:15:32,030 --> 00:15:34,463
1215Well, there are three penises
1216walking down the street.
1217
1218266
121900:15:34,465 --> 00:15:36,031
1220Yeah, you,
1221and who are the other two?
1222
1223267
122400:15:36,033 --> 00:15:39,203
1225Rumsfeld is a Republican.
1226
1227268
122800:15:41,272 --> 00:15:43,275
1229Perfect. 'Cause, uh...
1230
1231269
123200:15:45,075 --> 00:15:46,277
1233that's what I am.
1234
1235270
123600:15:54,252 --> 00:15:55,853
1237(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
1238
1239271
124000:15:59,523 --> 00:16:02,193
1241RUMSFELD: Don't lurk.
1242Come in, damn it.
1243
1244272
124500:16:03,461 --> 00:16:07,896
1246Um, Dick Cheney,
1247reporting for work.
1248
1249273
125000:16:07,898 --> 00:16:09,298
1251You're congressional relations
1252
1253274
125400:16:09,300 --> 00:16:11,333
1255for my Office
1256of Economic Opportunity,
1257
1258275
125900:16:11,335 --> 00:16:13,302
1260and you will assist me
1261in my job
1262
1263276
126400:16:13,304 --> 00:16:14,773
1265as counselor to the president.
1266
1267277
126800:16:16,807 --> 00:16:17,808
1269Right.
1270
1271278
127200:16:19,210 --> 00:16:20,443
1273Jesus Christ,
1274you want me
1275
1276279
127700:16:20,445 --> 00:16:21,943
1278to pin your mittens
1279to your sleeves
1280
1281280
128200:16:21,945 --> 00:16:22,978
1283so you don't fuckin' lose 'em?
1284
1285281
128600:16:22,980 --> 00:16:24,114
1287- Go.
1288- Yes, sir.
1289
1290282
129100:16:24,882 --> 00:16:28,217
1292Oh, and Cheney, your two DUIs
1293came up on your transcript.
1294
1295283
129600:16:28,219 --> 00:16:29,851
1297Don't worry.
1298I vouched for you.
1299
1300284
130100:16:29,853 --> 00:16:31,187
1302Thank you, sir.
1303
1304285
130500:16:31,189 --> 00:16:32,654
1306No, thanks are when
1307your neighbor Dottie
1308
1309286
131000:16:32,656 --> 00:16:34,660
1311pulls your pud
1312for the first time.
1313
1314287
131500:16:36,127 --> 00:16:37,660
1316You owe me.
1317
1318288
131900:16:37,662 --> 00:16:39,297
1320- Yes, sir.
1321- Go!
1322
1323289
132400:16:42,099 --> 00:16:44,867
1325The first thing
1326our department did
1327
1328290
132900:16:44,869 --> 00:16:47,870
1330was to conduct
1331a sweeping audit
1332
1333291
133400:16:47,872 --> 00:16:52,007
1335at the population distribution
1336across the nation.
1337
1338292
133900:16:52,009 --> 00:16:53,643
1340You will see that
1341
1342293
134300:16:53,645 --> 00:16:56,111
1344the Office of Economic
1345Opportunity benefits...
1346
1347294
134800:16:56,113 --> 00:16:58,247
1349You're Rumsfeld's
1350lackey, right?
1351
1352295
135300:16:58,249 --> 00:16:59,715
1354Make sure he sees this.
1355
1356296
135700:16:59,717 --> 00:17:01,617
1358We gotta get that
1359on Nixon's desk, huh?
1360
1361297
136200:17:01,619 --> 00:17:04,754
1363NARRATOR: Roger Ailes,
1364founder of Fox News.
1365
1366298
136700:17:04,756 --> 00:17:07,524
1368He first pitched the idea
1369as Conservative News
1370
1371299
137200:17:07,526 --> 00:17:10,192
1373when he worked for Nixon
1374as a media consultant.
1375
1376300
137700:17:10,194 --> 00:17:12,026
1378CHENEY:
1379Hey, Don.
1380
1381301
138200:17:12,028 --> 00:17:14,697
1383Roger wants Nixon to start
1384a Republican news TV network.
1385
1386302
138700:17:14,699 --> 00:17:18,400
1388Forget it. Roger knows TV,
1389but he doesn't know politics.
1390
1391303
139200:17:18,402 --> 00:17:20,836
1393So I would do this
1394flaming baton trick
1395
1396304
139700:17:20,838 --> 00:17:24,239
1398And Dick would wait backstage
1399with a bucket of water.
1400
1401305
140200:17:24,241 --> 00:17:25,507
1403So I'm at the state finals,
1404
1405306
140600:17:25,509 --> 00:17:27,776
1407and I throw up the baton,
1408and...
1409
1410307
141100:17:27,778 --> 00:17:29,044
1412it doesn't come down.
1413
1414308
141500:17:29,046 --> 00:17:30,612
1416(LAUGHTER)
1417
1418309
141900:17:30,614 --> 00:17:33,649
1420Cheney! Oh.
1421Where did you find her?
1422
1423310
142400:17:33,651 --> 00:17:35,485
1425RUMSFELD:
1426It is doing nothing but damage
1427
1428311
142900:17:35,487 --> 00:17:38,286
1430to our private
1431health care institutions.
1432
1433312
143400:17:38,288 --> 00:17:40,488
1435- But I still got second place.
1436- (RUMSFELD LAUGHS)
1437
1438313
143900:17:40,490 --> 00:17:42,425
1440RUMSFELD: White families.
1441Males.
1442
1443314
144400:17:42,427 --> 00:17:44,427
1445Women. Hispanics.
1446Minorities...
1447
1448315
144900:17:44,429 --> 00:17:45,964
1450You're quiet. I like that.
1451
1452316
145300:17:46,765 --> 00:17:49,797
1454You don't go blabbing about
1455what cards you have.
1456
1457317
145800:17:49,799 --> 00:17:52,636
1459I missed my flush draw
1460about a month ago,
1461
1462318
146300:17:53,438 --> 00:17:56,305
1464but everybody still seems
1465to think I have pocket kings
1466
1467319
146800:17:56,307 --> 00:17:57,739
1469except maybe fucking Haldeman.
1470
1471320
147200:17:57,741 --> 00:18:00,377
1473Oh, I mostly play Hearts,
1474so I'm not...
1475
1476321
147700:18:00,379 --> 00:18:02,044
1478No, no, no.
1479
1480322
148100:18:02,046 --> 00:18:03,946
1482NARRATOR: For a man
1483like Donald Rumsfeld,
1484
1485323
148600:18:03,948 --> 00:18:08,016
1487he only wanted three things
1488from his lackey.
1489
1490324
149100:18:08,018 --> 00:18:10,421
1492He had to keep his mouth shut.
1493
1494325
149500:18:11,421 --> 00:18:12,958
1496Do what he was told.
1497
1498326
149900:18:14,426 --> 00:18:18,060
1500And always, always be loyal.
1501
1502327
150300:18:18,062 --> 00:18:19,829
1504What it means is
1505Nixon likes me,
1506
1507328
150800:18:19,831 --> 00:18:20,763
1509but his circle hates me.
1510
1511329
151200:18:20,765 --> 00:18:22,130
1513No, I'm sure
1514that's not true.
1515
1516330
151700:18:22,132 --> 00:18:23,932
1518So, what's it gonna be?
1519
1520331
152100:18:23,934 --> 00:18:25,802
1522Is it a "yes" or a "no"?
1523
1524332
152500:18:25,804 --> 00:18:27,503
1526It's a "yes."
1527
1528333
152900:18:27,505 --> 00:18:29,339
1530You don't even know
1531what the question is, do you?
1532
1533334
153400:18:29,341 --> 00:18:32,809
1535- I'm assuming it's to...
1536- No, no, no. It's okay.
1537
1538335
153900:18:32,811 --> 00:18:34,677
1540That's exactly the kinda "yes"
1541I was looking for.
1542
1543336
154400:18:34,679 --> 00:18:37,679
1545NARRATOR: Cheney had always
1546been a so-so student
1547
1548337
154900:18:37,681 --> 00:18:39,482
1550and a mediocre athlete.
1551
1552338
155300:18:39,484 --> 00:18:44,152
1554But now, finally, he had found
1555his life's calling.
1556
1557339
155800:18:44,154 --> 00:18:49,592
1559He would be a dedicated
1560and humble servant to power.
1561
1562340
156300:18:49,594 --> 00:18:50,828
1564MAN: Here's your new office.
1565
1566341
156700:18:51,595 --> 00:18:52,961
1568No windows,
1569but all you'd see
1570
1571342
157200:18:52,963 --> 00:18:55,433
1573are a bunch of hippies
1574flipping off Nixon.
1575
1576343
157700:18:56,901 --> 00:18:58,070
1578All right, then.
1579
1580344
158100:19:02,473 --> 00:19:03,906
1582NARRATOR:
1583Now, at this point,
1584
1585345
158600:19:03,908 --> 00:19:07,713
1587you're probably wondering
1588who exactly I am.
1589
1590346
159100:19:08,779 --> 00:19:10,845
1592Well, let me introduce myself.
1593
1594347
159500:19:10,847 --> 00:19:12,348
1596My name is Kurt.
1597
1598348
159900:19:12,350 --> 00:19:15,417
1600My favorite football team
1601is the Steelers,
1602
1603349
160400:19:15,419 --> 00:19:18,955
1605and me and my son,
1606we love SpongeBob.
1607
1608350
160900:19:18,957 --> 00:19:20,688
1610And if you're wondering
1611how I know
1612
1613351
161400:19:20,690 --> 00:19:23,360
1615so much about Dick Cheney,
1616
1617352
161800:19:23,362 --> 00:19:27,196
1619well, let's just say
1620we're kind of related.
1621
1622353
162300:19:27,198 --> 00:19:28,834
1624We'll get to that later.
1625
1626354
162700:19:32,536 --> 00:19:33,701
1628ANNOUNCER (ON TV):
1629The Rifleman!
1630
1631355
163200:19:33,703 --> 00:19:35,303
1633(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)
1634
1635356
163600:19:35,305 --> 00:19:37,375
1637(TELEPHONE RINGING)
1638
1639357
164000:19:40,010 --> 00:19:41,244
1641- Hello?
1642- CHENEY: Lynnie,
1643
1644358
164500:19:41,246 --> 00:19:43,047
1646guess where
1647I'm calling from.
1648
1649359
165000:19:44,114 --> 00:19:45,581
1651(LYNNE EXHALES)
1652
1653360
165400:19:45,583 --> 00:19:48,085
1655I am so proud of you
1656right now, Dick Cheney.
1657
1658361
165900:19:48,886 --> 00:19:51,989
1660I knew I picked the right man.
1661I knew it even when I didn't.
1662
1663362
166400:19:53,892 --> 00:19:55,861
1665- We did it.
1666- (LYNNE LAUGHS)
1667
1668363
166900:19:56,661 --> 00:19:59,094
1670Have you seen Nixon? Hmm?
1671
1672364
167300:19:59,096 --> 00:20:01,397
1674- (BABY COOS)
1675- Hmm? Hmm?
1676
1677365
167800:20:01,399 --> 00:20:03,832
1679I did. I met him.
1680I shook his hand.
1681
1682366
168300:20:03,834 --> 00:20:07,003
1684Oh, my gosh. (STAMMERS)
1685And he called you
1686
1687367
168800:20:07,005 --> 00:20:09,037
1689- He gave me that, uh...
1690- By name, like he actually...
1691
1692368
169300:20:09,039 --> 00:20:10,841
1694...that impish smile of his.
1695
1696369
169700:20:11,609 --> 00:20:13,508
1698I gotta pinch myself.
1699
1700370
170100:20:13,510 --> 00:20:15,378
1702(BABY FUSSING)
1703
1704371
170500:20:15,380 --> 00:20:16,879
1706Pardon my French.
1707
1708372
170900:20:16,881 --> 00:20:20,949
1710It is the best fucking feeling
1711in the world.
1712
1713373
171400:20:20,951 --> 00:20:24,353
1715(GASPS) I can only imagine.
1716I am so proud of you.
1717
1718374
171900:20:24,355 --> 00:20:26,354
1720- I love you.
1721- We are proud of you.
1722
1723375
172400:20:26,356 --> 00:20:28,424
1725Your girls are proud of you.
1726Are you proud of your daddy?
1727
1728376
172900:20:28,426 --> 00:20:29,925
1730Yes.
1731
1732377
173300:20:29,927 --> 00:20:31,960
1734Can you say you're proud
1735of your daddy?
1736
1737378
173800:20:31,962 --> 00:20:33,295
1739LIZ: My daddy.
1740
1741379
174200:20:33,297 --> 00:20:34,530
1743LYNNE:
1744You're proud of your daddy.
1745
1746380
174700:20:34,532 --> 00:20:36,299
1748Oh, my goodness.
1749
1750381
175100:20:36,301 --> 00:20:37,536
1752(EXHALES)
1753
1754382
175500:20:47,511 --> 00:20:49,580
1756- (EXHALES DEEPLY)
1757- (PHONE RINGING)
1758
1759383
176000:20:54,552 --> 00:20:56,017
1761Dick Cheney's office.
1762
1763384
176400:20:56,019 --> 00:20:59,621
1765So, now that I'm not just
1766flipping cards,
1767
1768385
176900:20:59,623 --> 00:21:01,223
1770I have a few ideas.
1771
1772386
177300:21:01,225 --> 00:21:02,227
1774Stop.
1775
1776387
177700:21:03,228 --> 00:21:04,228
1778See that door?
1779
1780388
178100:21:05,296 --> 00:21:07,330
1782To Kissinger's office?
1783
1784389
178500:21:07,332 --> 00:21:08,332
1786That's right.
1787
1788390
178900:21:09,065 --> 00:21:11,167
1790I happen to know that Nixon
1791is in there right now.
1792
1793391
179400:21:11,169 --> 00:21:12,735
1795Now, why would Nixon
1796
1797392
179800:21:12,737 --> 00:21:14,769
1799not be meeting Kissinger
1800in the Oval Office?
1801
1802393
180300:21:14,771 --> 00:21:15,938
1804CHENEY: He's having
1805a conversation
1806
1807394
180800:21:15,940 --> 00:21:17,372
1809he doesn't want to go
1810on the record?
1811
1812395
181300:21:17,374 --> 00:21:18,807
1814Very good.
1815
1816396
181700:21:18,809 --> 00:21:20,578
1818What is the conversation?
1819
1820397
182100:21:21,546 --> 00:21:22,811
1822We're going to bomb Cambodia.
1823
1824398
182500:21:22,813 --> 00:21:24,580
1826CHENEY:
1827Well, that's impossible.
1828
1829399
183000:21:24,582 --> 00:21:26,248
1831That needs approval
1832by Congress.
1833
1834400
183500:21:26,250 --> 00:21:27,749
1836I'm over there every day.
1837
1838401
183900:21:27,751 --> 00:21:29,752
1840Oh, fuck Congress.
1841Unless you're in it.
1842
1843402
184400:21:29,754 --> 00:21:32,388
1845Then it's the greatest
1846deliberative body on earth.
1847
1848403
184900:21:32,390 --> 00:21:34,023
1850But we're not, so fuck it.
1851
1852404
185300:21:34,025 --> 00:21:35,925
1854But didn't the president
1855campaign on ending the...
1856
1857405
185800:21:35,927 --> 00:21:38,029
1859(SHUSHING)
1860Listen to me, listen to me.
1861
1862406
186300:21:39,463 --> 00:21:40,862
1864Because of the discussion
1865
1866407
186700:21:40,864 --> 00:21:42,899
1868that Nixon and Kissinger
1869are having right now
1870
1871408
187200:21:42,901 --> 00:21:44,632
1873behind that door
1874
1875409
187600:21:44,634 --> 00:21:46,468
1877five feet away from us,
1878
1879410
188000:21:46,470 --> 00:21:49,205
1881in a couple of days,
188210,000 miles away,
1883
1884411
188500:21:49,207 --> 00:21:51,640
1886a rain of 750-pound bombs
1887
1888412
188900:21:51,642 --> 00:21:53,542
1890dropped from B-52s
1891
1892413
189300:21:53,544 --> 00:21:54,944
1894at 20,000 feet,
1895
1896414
189700:21:54,946 --> 00:21:58,183
1898will hit villages and towns
1899all across Cambodia.
1900
1901415
190200:21:59,583 --> 00:22:00,884
1903Thousands will die.
1904
1905416
190600:22:01,885 --> 00:22:04,689
1907And the world will change,
1908for better or worse.
1909
1910417
191100:22:06,790 --> 00:22:09,560
1912(WOMAN SPEAKING
1913IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
1914
1915418
191600:22:12,796 --> 00:22:14,663
1917That is the kind of power
1918that exists
1919
1920419
192100:22:14,665 --> 00:22:16,800
1922in this squat little
1923ugly building.
1924
1925420
192600:22:18,236 --> 00:22:21,272
1927Screw Kissinger.
1928He's overrated. Let's go.
1929
1930421
193100:22:22,039 --> 00:22:23,841
1932(WOMAN SPEAKING
1933IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
1934
1935422
193600:22:26,776 --> 00:22:28,544
1937CHENEY: So, what are we...
1938
1939423
194000:22:28,546 --> 00:22:30,946
1941- Um, you know, I mean...
1942- Spit it out.
1943
1944424
194500:22:30,948 --> 00:22:33,082
1946- What are you trying to say?
1947- Are we against spending?
1948
1949425
195000:22:33,084 --> 00:22:34,084
1951What do we believe?
1952
1953426
195400:22:35,152 --> 00:22:36,621
1955What do we believe?
1956
1957427
195800:22:40,190 --> 00:22:41,759
1959(SNICKERS)
1960
1961428
196200:22:42,994 --> 00:22:44,029
1963(CLAPS)
1964
1965429
196600:22:45,161 --> 00:22:47,163
1967(LAUGHING)
1968
1969430
197000:22:47,363 --> 00:22:49,098
1971"What do we believe?"
1972
1973431
197400:22:49,100 --> 00:22:52,234
1975Oh. That's very good.
1976
1977432
197800:22:52,236 --> 00:22:53,701
1979"What do we believe?"
1980
1981433
198200:22:53,703 --> 00:22:56,640
1983(CONTINUES LAUGHING)
1984
1985434
198600:23:01,112 --> 00:23:03,281
1987Oh, shit!
1988
1989435
199000:23:11,421 --> 00:23:12,720
1991CHENEY: Like that,
1992through there.
1993
1994436
199500:23:12,722 --> 00:23:14,489
1996- You wanna try?
1997- LIZ: Yeah.
1998
1999437
200000:23:14,491 --> 00:23:16,292
2001CHENEY: You find out
2002what the fish want.
2003
2004438
200500:23:16,294 --> 00:23:18,460
2006In this case, it's a worm.
2007
2008439
200900:23:18,462 --> 00:23:21,464
2010And then, uh,
2011we use it to catch him.
2012
2013440
201400:23:21,466 --> 00:23:22,531
2015Look it. Look it.
2016
2017441
201800:23:22,533 --> 00:23:24,300
2019Dada. Dada, look.
2020
2021442
202200:23:24,302 --> 00:23:25,668
2023The family gets to eat.
2024
2025443
202600:23:25,670 --> 00:23:28,339
2027Is it a good trick
2028we're playing, for the worms?
2029
2030444
203100:23:29,140 --> 00:23:31,376
2032It's not good or bad.
2033It's fishing.
2034
2035445
203600:23:32,442 --> 00:23:33,941
2037I don't want this one hurt.
2038
2039446
204000:23:33,943 --> 00:23:35,511
2041KURT:
2042Dick had taken a job
2043
2044447
204500:23:35,513 --> 00:23:39,081
2046as a political consultant
2047for a large financial firm,
2048
2049448
205000:23:39,083 --> 00:23:41,418
2051where he was finally making
2052good money.
2053
2054449
205500:23:42,186 --> 00:23:45,220
2056He took the job
2057because Nixon's inner circle
2058
2059450
206000:23:45,222 --> 00:23:48,122
2061had had enough
2062of Donald Rumsfeld.
2063
2064451
206500:23:48,124 --> 00:23:49,725
2066I'm out.
2067
2068452
206900:23:49,727 --> 00:23:51,459
2070They're sending me
2071to Brussels.
2072
2073453
207400:23:51,461 --> 00:23:52,928
2075CHENEY: What?
2076
2077454
207800:23:52,930 --> 00:23:57,367
2079Nixon is making me
2080permanent ambassador to NATO.
2081
2082455
208300:23:57,369 --> 00:23:58,766
2084KURT:
2085Or as he called it...
2086
2087456
208800:23:58,768 --> 00:24:00,436
2089It's a fuck-off assignment.
2090
2091457
209200:24:00,438 --> 00:24:01,670
2093Kissinger and Haldeman won.
2094
2095458
209600:24:01,672 --> 00:24:03,037
2097Why don't you come with me?
2098
2099459
210000:24:03,039 --> 00:24:06,976
2101I got a four
2102and a seven-year-old, Don.
2103
2104460
210500:24:06,978 --> 00:24:08,777
2106Tell Don we are not moving
2107
2108461
210900:24:08,779 --> 00:24:10,946
2110just because everyone
2111at the White House hates him.
2112
2113462
211400:24:10,948 --> 00:24:12,214
2115- (THUMPS TABLE)
2116- Good boy!
2117
2118463
211900:24:12,216 --> 00:24:14,550
2120I taught you well
2121these past couple of years.
2122
2123464
212400:24:14,552 --> 00:24:15,920
2125I'm sorry, Don.
2126
2127465
212800:24:18,189 --> 00:24:19,354
2129I really am.
2130
2131466
213200:24:19,356 --> 00:24:20,456
2133Don't worry.
2134
2135467
213600:24:20,458 --> 00:24:22,024
2137I'm like bedbugs.
2138
2139468
214000:24:22,026 --> 00:24:24,359
2141You'll have to burn
2142the mattress to get rid of me.
2143
2144469
214500:24:24,361 --> 00:24:25,828
2146(LAUGHS)
2147
2148470
214900:24:25,830 --> 00:24:28,429
2150KURT: Dick was becoming
2151sharper and sharper
2152
2153471
215400:24:28,431 --> 00:24:30,265
2155as a D.C. insider.
2156
2157472
215800:24:30,267 --> 00:24:33,002
2159And Lynne had started
2160to write articles
2161
2162473
216300:24:33,004 --> 00:24:35,437
2164and explore ideas
2165for her first novel.
2166
2167474
216800:24:35,439 --> 00:24:36,807
2169Dick.
2170
2171475
217200:24:38,042 --> 00:24:39,076
2173Dick.
2174
2175476
217600:24:40,044 --> 00:24:44,647
2177KURT: Then she received news
2178from back home in Casper.
2179
2180477
218100:24:44,649 --> 00:24:46,685
2182(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)
2183
2184478
218500:24:49,886 --> 00:24:51,454
2186REVEREND:
2187The Lord is my shepherd.
2188
2189479
219000:24:51,456 --> 00:24:52,553
2191I shall not want.
2192
2193480
219400:24:52,555 --> 00:24:53,956
2195KURT:
2196Lynne's mother Edna,
2197
2198481
219900:24:53,958 --> 00:24:56,391
2200who had avoided the water
2201her whole life,
2202
2203482
220400:24:56,393 --> 00:24:59,828
2205was found drowned
2206in the local Casper lake.
2207
2208483
220900:24:59,830 --> 00:25:01,197
2210REVEREND:
2211...paths of righteousness.
2212
2213484
221400:25:01,199 --> 00:25:03,931
2215KURT: They said her
2216and Wayne, Lynne's dad,
2217
2218485
221900:25:03,933 --> 00:25:07,236
2220had had a nasty argument
2221an hour before.
2222
2223486
222400:25:07,238 --> 00:25:08,707
2225She doesn't swim, Dick.
2226
2227487
222800:25:09,540 --> 00:25:11,806
2229- My mother doesn't swim.
2230- What happened?
2231
2232488
223300:25:11,808 --> 00:25:15,009
2234She never swam.
2235I don't... I don't know.
2236
2237489
223800:25:15,011 --> 00:25:17,014
2239She just never swims,
2240and then...
2241
2242490
224300:25:18,114 --> 00:25:20,815
2244KURT: There was never
2245a serious investigation
2246
2247491
224800:25:20,817 --> 00:25:22,918
2249into Lynne's mom's death.
2250
2251492
225200:25:22,920 --> 00:25:24,920
2253You wanna see me do
2254a handstand right here?
2255
2256493
225700:25:24,922 --> 00:25:28,190
2258- LYNNE: No. Don't. Dad. Dad.
2259- I can do it right here.
2260
2261494
226200:25:28,192 --> 00:25:29,824
2263WAYNE:
2264They're getting so big.
2265
2266495
226700:25:29,826 --> 00:25:31,325
2268LYNNE: You're gonna be
2269all right, Dad.
2270
2271496
227200:25:31,327 --> 00:25:33,129
2273- WAYNE: Yeah. Yeah.
2274- They're big girls.
2275
2276497
227700:25:33,131 --> 00:25:34,196
2278God, Dad...
2279
2280498
228100:25:34,198 --> 00:25:35,832
2282WAYNE: So listen,
2283after this we should...
2284
2285499
228600:25:35,834 --> 00:25:37,432
2287What should we do?
2288Should we go get some food?
2289
2290500
229100:25:37,434 --> 00:25:38,467
2292Girls...
2293
2294501
229500:25:38,469 --> 00:25:39,668
2296Dick, they were saying
2297maybe...
2298
2299502
230000:25:39,670 --> 00:25:41,238
2301Why don't you go
2302to the car?
2303
2304503
230500:25:42,539 --> 00:25:46,076
2306Come on, girls, let's listen
2307to your father, all right?
2308
2309504
231000:25:47,277 --> 00:25:48,479
2311(CHENEY CLEARS THROAT)
2312
2313505
231400:25:52,049 --> 00:25:53,315
2315(EXHALES)
2316
2317506
231800:25:53,317 --> 00:25:57,319
2319They're gettin' so beautiful,
2320Dick. It's amazing.
2321
2322507
232300:25:57,321 --> 00:25:58,456
2324- Mmm.
2325- Just...
2326
2327508
232800:26:01,926 --> 00:26:04,429
2329You catching any fish?
2330
2331509
233200:26:10,934 --> 00:26:12,302
2333How are you, Dick?
2334
2335510
233600:26:14,838 --> 00:26:16,473
2337Things going good in D.C.?
2338
2339511
234000:26:19,242 --> 00:26:22,479
2341Don't ever go near
2342my daughters or my wife again.
2343
2344512
234500:26:31,788 --> 00:26:33,056
2346Hmm.
2347
2348513
234900:26:41,265 --> 00:26:42,367
2350Big shot!
2351
2352514
235300:26:43,600 --> 00:26:45,837
2354"Big shot in D.C." Dick.
2355
2356515
235700:26:54,745 --> 00:26:56,014
2358MAN: Sir?
2359
2360516
236100:26:57,981 --> 00:26:59,614
2362- CHENEY: Thanks.
2363- Mm-hmm.
2364
2365517
236600:26:59,616 --> 00:27:01,051
2367(CLEARS THROAT)
2368
2369518
237000:27:13,930 --> 00:27:16,364
2371CHENEY: So, uh,
2372what do you got?
2373
2374519
237500:27:16,366 --> 00:27:17,401
2376Page eight.
2377
2378520
237900:27:22,506 --> 00:27:24,306
2380Hassan Mustafa Nasr,
2381
2382521
238300:27:24,308 --> 00:27:26,543
2384a cleric
2385based in Milan, Italy.
2386
2387522
238800:27:27,344 --> 00:27:30,211
2389He's a member
2390of al-Gama'a al-Islamiyya,
2391
2392523
239300:27:30,213 --> 00:27:32,113
2394the group that killed
2395Anwar Sadat.
2396
2397524
239800:27:32,115 --> 00:27:34,082
2399That's the blind sheikh,
2400right?
2401
2402525
240300:27:34,084 --> 00:27:35,784
2404CIA AGENT:
2405There's some debate at Langley
2406
2407526
240800:27:35,786 --> 00:27:38,820
2409on whether
2410they're a threat or not.
2411
2412527
241300:27:38,822 --> 00:27:40,491
2414They claim to be peaceful now.
2415
2416528
241700:27:42,159 --> 00:27:45,427
2418I claim to be eating healthy.
2419
2420529
242100:27:45,429 --> 00:27:48,298
2422(ALL CHUCKLING)
2423
2424530
242500:27:55,404 --> 00:27:56,473
2426Okay.
2427
2428531
242900:27:57,775 --> 00:27:59,142
2430Go pick him up.
2431
2432532
243300:28:02,513 --> 00:28:05,350
2434(INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
2435
2436533
243700:28:06,650 --> 00:28:08,620
2438(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
2439
2440534
244100:28:15,992 --> 00:28:18,595
2442(GRUNTING)
2443
2444535
244500:28:24,535 --> 00:28:25,670
2446What's the next name?
2447
2448536
244900:28:27,171 --> 00:28:28,803
2450WOLFOWITZ:
2451Well, Mr. Vice President,
2452
2453537
245400:28:28,805 --> 00:28:32,274
2455there's been some chatter
2456about, uh, uh...
2457
2458538
245900:28:32,276 --> 00:28:35,009
2460an engineering student
2461from Berlin...
2462
2463539
246400:28:35,011 --> 00:28:37,580
2465NIXON: I have never been
2466a quitter.
2467
2468540
246900:28:38,582 --> 00:28:40,949
2470To leave office
2471before my term is completed
2472
2473541
247400:28:40,951 --> 00:28:44,055
2475is abhorrent
2476to every instinct in my body.
2477
2478542
247900:28:46,088 --> 00:28:47,190
2480But as president...
2481
2482543
248300:28:47,959 --> 00:28:51,395
2484I must put the interests
2485of America first.
2486
2487544
248800:28:53,130 --> 00:28:56,198
2489America needs
2490a full-time president.
2491
2492545
249300:28:56,200 --> 00:28:59,504
2494Nixon forgot about
2495the voice-activated recorders.
2496
2497546
249800:29:00,671 --> 00:29:02,170
2499He got sloppy.
2500
2501547
250200:29:02,172 --> 00:29:04,005
2503LIZ: Is the president
2504being punished?
2505
2506548
250700:29:04,007 --> 00:29:06,807
2508No, no. The president has
2509a lot of enemies.
2510
2511549
251200:29:06,809 --> 00:29:08,910
2513Brussels, please.
2514(CLEARS THROAT)
2515
2516550
251700:29:08,912 --> 00:29:11,514
2518You need to remember,
2519Lizzie...
2520
2521551
252200:29:11,516 --> 00:29:13,849
2523NIXON: The fight in the months
2524ahead for my personal vindication...
2525
2526552
252700:29:13,851 --> 00:29:16,986
2528...that if you have power,
2529people will always try to take it from you.
2530
2531553
253200:29:16,988 --> 00:29:18,355
2533Always.
2534
2535554
253600:29:19,122 --> 00:29:20,488
2537- Yeah.
2538- Yes, ma'am.
2539
2540555
254100:29:20,490 --> 00:29:22,524
2542You remember that.
2543
2544556
254500:29:22,526 --> 00:29:23,659
2546Donald Rumsfeld, please.
2547
2548557
254900:29:23,661 --> 00:29:26,495
2550This is a tragedy.
2551
2552558
255300:29:26,497 --> 00:29:27,862
2554That is our president.
2555
2556559
255700:29:27,864 --> 00:29:29,264
2558This is ridiculous.
2559
2560560
256100:29:29,266 --> 00:29:34,104
2562I actually think this could be
2563very, very good news.
2564
2565561
256600:29:38,075 --> 00:29:41,509
2567The way I see it,
2568any Republican not touched
2569
2570562
257100:29:41,511 --> 00:29:44,146
2572by Watergate
2573is golden right now.
2574
2575563
257600:29:44,148 --> 00:29:47,615
2577Nice. Well, Ford called me
2578before my plane took off,
2579
2580564
258100:29:47,617 --> 00:29:48,684
2582and I think we're in.
2583
2584565
258500:29:49,452 --> 00:29:52,653
2586Oh, still driving
2587this chick magnet, huh?
2588
2589566
259000:29:52,655 --> 00:29:53,889
2591You can always take the bus.
2592
2593567
259400:29:53,891 --> 00:29:55,192
2595Therefore...
2596
2597568
259800:29:56,093 --> 00:29:57,793
2599I shall resign
2600the presidency,
2601
2602569
260300:29:57,795 --> 00:29:59,430
2604effective at noon tomorrow.
2605
2606570
260700:30:00,631 --> 00:30:03,899
2608Vice President Ford
2609will be sworn in
2610
2611571
261200:30:03,901 --> 00:30:05,868
2613as president
2614at that hour...
2615
2616572
261700:30:05,870 --> 00:30:07,268
2618RUMSFELD:
2619So what's the plan?
2620
2621573
262200:30:07,270 --> 00:30:11,642
2623Well, the plan is
2624to take over the damn place.
2625
2626574
262700:30:12,509 --> 00:30:14,342
2628RUMSFELD: Who lit a fire
2629under your ass?
2630
2631575
263200:30:14,344 --> 00:30:16,480
2633CHENEY: I haven't flipped cards
2634for a long time, Don.
2635
2636576
263700:30:22,987 --> 00:30:27,025
2638They gave me the keys
2639to the damn palace.
2640
2641577
264200:30:28,758 --> 00:30:30,161
2643Chief of Staff.
2644
2645578
264600:30:30,994 --> 00:30:32,928
2647Holy shit.
2648
2649579
265000:30:32,930 --> 00:30:35,830
2651You salty son of a bitch.
2652
2653580
265400:30:35,832 --> 00:30:37,265
2655- You did it.
2656- (GLASSES CLINK)
2657
2658581
265900:30:37,267 --> 00:30:39,735
2660All right,
2661we have work to do.
2662
2663582
266400:30:39,737 --> 00:30:42,805
2665Kissinger is trying to kiss
2666and make up with the Soviets.
2667
2668583
266900:30:43,606 --> 00:30:47,677
2670Well, let's make sure
2671that shit doesn't happen.
2672
2673584
267400:30:48,778 --> 00:30:51,880
2675(LAUGHING)
2676
2677585
267800:30:51,882 --> 00:30:53,183
2679Yeah.
2680
2681586
268200:30:58,788 --> 00:31:00,721
2683(GIRLS LAUGHING)
2684
2685587
268600:31:00,723 --> 00:31:04,493
2687CHENEY: If I may, I believe
2688I may have a way
2689
2690588
269100:31:04,495 --> 00:31:07,329
2692to put an oar in the water
2693on Russia.
2694
2695589
269600:31:07,331 --> 00:31:09,732
2697What if we create...
2698
2699590
270000:31:09,734 --> 00:31:11,399
2701Mr. President.
2702
2703591
270400:31:11,401 --> 00:31:13,334
2705Hold on, Henry,
2706let's hear Dick out.
2707
2708592
270900:31:13,336 --> 00:31:16,338
2710KURT: One of Dick Cheney's
2711special superpowers
2712
2713593
271400:31:16,340 --> 00:31:18,207
2715was the ability to make
2716
2717594
271800:31:18,209 --> 00:31:21,275
2719the most wild
2720and extreme ideas
2721
2722595
272300:31:21,277 --> 00:31:24,179
2724sound measured
2725and professional.
2726
2727596
272800:31:24,181 --> 00:31:26,515
2729What if,
2730on a unilateral basis,
2731
2732597
273300:31:26,517 --> 00:31:30,252
2734we all put miniature wigs
2735on our penises
2736
2737598
273800:31:30,254 --> 00:31:33,889
2739and we walked out
2740to the White House lawn
2741
2742599
274300:31:33,891 --> 00:31:35,390
2744and jerked each other off?
2745
2746600
274700:31:35,392 --> 00:31:40,094
2748So, like a puppet show,
2749but much more enjoyable.
2750
2751601
275200:31:40,096 --> 00:31:43,063
2753Hmm. I do like
2754a good puppet show.
2755
2756602
275700:31:43,065 --> 00:31:45,199
2758I say we do it.
2759
2760603
276100:31:45,201 --> 00:31:47,236
2762REPORTER: Henry
2763Kissinger has been relieved
2764
2765604
276600:31:47,238 --> 00:31:48,603
2767as national security advisor
2768
2769605
277000:31:48,605 --> 00:31:50,839
2771and replaced
2772by Brent Scowcroft.
2773
2774606
277500:31:50,841 --> 00:31:52,573
2776(GIRLS LAUGHING)
2777
2778607
277900:31:52,575 --> 00:31:55,476
2780REPORTER 2: They're calling
2781it the Halloween Massacre.
2782
2783608
278400:31:55,478 --> 00:31:56,777
2785- Mr. President.
2786- Hold on, Henry.
2787
2788609
278900:31:56,779 --> 00:31:58,479
2790REPORTER 3: Donald Rumsfeld
2791has replaced
2792
2793610
279400:31:58,481 --> 00:32:00,615
2795Secretary of Defense
2796James Schlesinger.
2797
2798611
279900:32:00,617 --> 00:32:02,383
2800REPORTER 4: And Dick Cheney
2801has been chosen as the...
2802
2803612
280400:32:02,385 --> 00:32:04,186
2805Youngest Chief of Staff
2806in history.
2807
2808613
280900:32:04,188 --> 00:32:06,290
2810- It's amazing. It's a dream.
2811- CHENEY: It's real.
2812
2813614
281400:32:07,391 --> 00:32:11,325
2815And Don is the youngest
2816Secretary of Defense ever.
2817
2818615
281900:32:11,327 --> 00:32:13,160
2820Well, I'm not talking
2821about Don.
2822
2823616
282400:32:13,162 --> 00:32:14,865
2825I'm talking about you.
2826
2827617
282800:32:16,734 --> 00:32:18,467
2829And I'm going to give you
2830
2831618
283200:32:18,469 --> 00:32:20,738
2833a kiss right here
2834in the White House.
2835
2836619
283700:32:22,206 --> 00:32:24,206
2838Excuse me,
2839Mr. And Mrs. Cheney,
2840
2841620
284200:32:24,208 --> 00:32:26,141
2843These girls were trying
2844to enter the Oval Office.
2845
2846621
284700:32:26,143 --> 00:32:28,642
2848- CHENEY: Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
2849- (GIRLS LAUGHING)
2850
2851622
285200:32:28,644 --> 00:32:31,479
2853- Girls...
2854- Hey. Hey, there. Hey, you!
2855
2856623
285700:32:31,481 --> 00:32:34,115
2858Girls, this is not
2859a playground. Please do not...
2860
2861624
286200:32:34,117 --> 00:32:35,985
2863Hey, you. Hey.
2864
2865625
286600:32:35,987 --> 00:32:38,355
2867- Is this where Santa lives?
2868- (GASPS)
2869
2870626
287100:32:39,355 --> 00:32:41,758
2872It's even better.
2873It's even better.
2874
2875627
287600:32:42,825 --> 00:32:45,228
2877This is where...
2878
2879628
288000:32:46,229 --> 00:32:49,564
2881the leader of
2882the greatest nation
2883
2884629
288500:32:49,566 --> 00:32:51,300
2886on earth lives.
2887
2888630
288900:32:51,302 --> 00:32:52,734
2890Are you one of his elves,
2891Daddy?
2892
2893631
289400:32:52,736 --> 00:32:54,169
2895CHENEY: In a way, yes.
2896
2897632
289800:32:54,171 --> 00:32:56,103
2899No, he is not, Mary.
2900
2901633
290200:32:56,105 --> 00:32:58,840
2903Your father is Chief of Staff.
2904
2905634
290600:32:58,842 --> 00:33:00,710
2907Chief of Staff.
2908
2909635
291000:33:01,845 --> 00:33:02,977
2911If you're silly with her,
2912
2913636
291400:33:02,979 --> 00:33:04,246
2915she'll grow up to be
2916a silly woman.
2917
2918637
291900:33:04,248 --> 00:33:07,248
2920CHENEY: Right, of course.
2921I forgot.
2922
2923638
292400:33:07,250 --> 00:33:11,186
2925That's just, uh...
2926That's just silly, Mary.
2927
2928639
292900:33:11,188 --> 00:33:13,420
2930KURT: And as the new
2931Chief of Staff,
2932
2933640
293400:33:13,422 --> 00:33:16,390
2935and with the presidency
2936weakened by Watergate,
2937
2938641
293900:33:16,392 --> 00:33:17,958
2940Dick Cheney wanted to find out
2941
2942642
294300:33:17,960 --> 00:33:21,396
2944exactly how much power
2945did the president have.
2946
2947643
294800:33:21,398 --> 00:33:24,302
2949I would like to reinstate
2950executive authority.
2951
2952644
295300:33:25,134 --> 00:33:26,100
2954How?
2955
2956645
295700:33:26,102 --> 00:33:27,803
2958KURT:
2959Antonin Scalia,
2960
2961646
296200:33:27,805 --> 00:33:29,737
2963a young lawyer
2964with the Justice Department
2965
2966647
296700:33:29,739 --> 00:33:32,740
2968who would later go on
2969to serve on the Supreme Court
2970
2971648
297200:33:32,742 --> 00:33:34,175
2973rocked Dick's world.
2974
2975649
297600:33:34,177 --> 00:33:35,576
2977Interesting you should ask.
2978
2979650
298000:33:35,578 --> 00:33:37,845
2981Are you familiar
2982with the theory
2983
2984651
298500:33:37,847 --> 00:33:39,346
2986of the unitary executive?
2987
2988652
298900:33:39,348 --> 00:33:41,015
2990No. Tell me about it.
2991
2992653
299300:33:41,017 --> 00:33:42,382
2994Uh, it is an interpretation
2995
2996654
299700:33:42,384 --> 00:33:44,386
2998that few, like myself,
2999happen to believe,
3000
3001655
300200:33:44,388 --> 00:33:46,187
3003in Article II
3004of the Constitution
3005
3006656
300700:33:46,189 --> 00:33:48,023
3008that vests the president
3009
3010657
301100:33:48,025 --> 00:33:50,494
3012with absolute
3013executive authority.
3014
3015658
301600:33:51,394 --> 00:33:52,963
3017And I mean absolute.
3018
3019659
302000:34:03,007 --> 00:34:04,007
3021(COLE FUSSING)
3022
3023660
302400:34:05,842 --> 00:34:07,309
3025- Hey, baby?
3026- Yep?
3027
3028661
302900:34:07,311 --> 00:34:09,247
3030You wanna take Cole
3031to the high chair?
3032
3033662
303400:34:10,047 --> 00:34:11,279
3035Come on, buddy.
3036
3037663
303800:34:11,281 --> 00:34:12,848
3039KURT: I've gotta try
3040and explain
3041
3042664
304300:34:12,850 --> 00:34:14,315
3044this thing to the people.
3045
3046665
304700:34:14,317 --> 00:34:16,384
3048Oh, aren't you hungry?
3049(GRUNTS)
3050
3051666
305200:34:16,386 --> 00:34:18,319
3053KURT:
3054The unitary...
3055
3056667
305700:34:18,321 --> 00:34:19,920
3058executive...
3059
3060668
306100:34:19,922 --> 00:34:21,123
3062theory.
3063
3064669
306500:34:21,125 --> 00:34:23,458
3066Certain legal scholars
3067believe that
3068
3069670
307000:34:23,460 --> 00:34:25,861
3071if the president
3072does anything,
3073
3074671
307500:34:25,863 --> 00:34:27,129
3076it must be legal,
3077
3078672
307900:34:27,131 --> 00:34:28,797
3080because it's the president.
3081
3082673
308300:34:28,799 --> 00:34:31,299
3084To hell with checks
3085and balances,
3086
3087674
308800:34:31,301 --> 00:34:33,703
3089especially
3090during times of war.
3091
3092675
309300:34:34,471 --> 00:34:40,009
3094This was the power of kings,
3095pharaohs, dictators.
3096
3097676
309800:34:40,011 --> 00:34:41,408
3099- This is perfect.
3100- SCALIA: Mm-hmm.
3101
3102677
310300:34:41,410 --> 00:34:43,645
3104KURT: Dick Cheney
3105was a foot soldier
3106
3107678
310800:34:43,647 --> 00:34:46,681
3109in the power games
3110of Washington, D.C.
3111
3112679
311300:34:46,683 --> 00:34:49,951
3114But with
3115the unitary executive theory,
3116
3117680
311800:34:49,953 --> 00:34:51,386
3119he could become...
3120
3121681
312200:34:51,388 --> 00:34:55,058
3123(VOICE DISTORTS)
3124Galactus, Devourer of Planets.
3125
3126682
312700:34:56,692 --> 00:34:59,761
3128But then
3129it was election night,
3130
3131683
313200:34:59,763 --> 00:35:01,462
3133and there was one big problem.
3134
3135684
313600:35:01,464 --> 00:35:04,632
3137The winner,
3138with 272 electoral votes...
3139
3140685
314100:35:04,634 --> 00:35:05,933
3142we had wondered
3143which one of us
3144
3145686
314600:35:05,935 --> 00:35:07,234
3147was going to make
3148this announcement.
3149
3150687
315100:35:07,236 --> 00:35:09,904
3152James Earl Carter,
3153
3154688
315500:35:09,906 --> 00:35:11,573
3156the next president
3157of the United States.
3158
3159689
316000:35:11,575 --> 00:35:15,576
3161KURT: And just like that,
3162it was all over.
3163
3164690
316500:35:15,578 --> 00:35:18,346
3166Dick Cheney, the president's
3167Chief of Staff,
3168
3169691
317000:35:18,348 --> 00:35:20,147
3171he does not have a job.
3172
3173692
317400:35:20,149 --> 00:35:21,583
3175At one point, he was a broker.
3176
3177693
317800:35:21,585 --> 00:35:23,118
3179It can't be. It's got to be
3180some sort of a mistake.
3181
3182694
318300:35:23,120 --> 00:35:25,589
3184- A miscalculation.
3185- There goes the neighborhood.
3186
3187695
318800:35:26,455 --> 00:35:28,123
3189(REPORTER CONTINUES
3190INDISTINCTLY)
3191
3192696
319300:35:28,125 --> 00:35:29,360
3194FORD: Well...
3195
3196697
319700:35:31,060 --> 00:35:32,661
3198thank you all.
3199
3200698
320100:35:32,663 --> 00:35:35,096
3202REPORTER 1: The Republicans
3203have lost the presidency.
3204
3205699
320600:35:35,098 --> 00:35:37,565
3207They are the minority in
3208Congress and in most states.
3209
3210700
321100:35:37,567 --> 00:35:39,835
3212With America demanding change,
3213I don't see...
3214
3215701
321600:35:39,837 --> 00:35:42,004
3217REPORTER 2: The GOP
3218is a party in disarray.
3219
3220702
322100:35:42,006 --> 00:35:44,371
3222Clearly, Watergate,
3223the Vietnam War...
3224
3225703
322600:35:44,373 --> 00:35:45,574
3227REPORTER 3:
3228President Carter went up
3229
3230704
323100:35:45,576 --> 00:35:47,007
3232on the roof
3233of the White House today
3234
3235705
323600:35:47,009 --> 00:35:49,344
3237to show off the new
3238solar water heaters
3239
3240706
324100:35:49,346 --> 00:35:50,712
3242installed there.
3243
3244707
324500:35:50,714 --> 00:35:52,480
3246CARTER: Today,
3247in directly harnessing
3248
3249708
325000:35:52,482 --> 00:35:54,016
3251the power of the sun,
3252we are taking
3253
3254709
325500:35:54,018 --> 00:35:56,083
3256the energy that God gave us,
3257
3258710
325900:35:56,085 --> 00:35:59,953
3260the most renewable energy
3261that we will ever see,
3262
3263711
326400:35:59,955 --> 00:36:02,489
3265and using it to replace
3266our dwindling supplies
3267
3268712
326900:36:02,491 --> 00:36:04,060
3270of fossil fuels.
3271
3272713
327300:36:05,529 --> 00:36:06,962
3274There is no longer
3275any question
3276
3277714
327800:36:06,964 --> 00:36:09,263
3279that solar energy
3280
3281715
328200:36:09,265 --> 00:36:12,769
3283is both feasible
3284and also cost-effective.
3285
3286716
328700:36:33,424 --> 00:36:34,989
3288CHENEY: ...went on to be
3289Secretary of Defense.
3290
3291717
329200:36:34,991 --> 00:36:37,859
3293Al Haig, who became Supreme
3294Allied Commander in Europe,
3295
3296718
329700:36:37,861 --> 00:36:41,228
3298and, uh, Bob Haldeman,
3299who is doing time
3300
3301719
330200:36:41,230 --> 00:36:43,531
3303in a California penitentiary.
3304
3305720
330600:36:43,533 --> 00:36:44,933
3307Well, not me. Not me, sir.
3308
3309721
331000:36:44,935 --> 00:36:48,569
3311I, I will become
3312the gentleman from Wyoming.
3313
3314722
331500:36:48,571 --> 00:36:51,138
3316Most of all, and hear this,
3317
3318723
331900:36:51,140 --> 00:36:53,408
3320uh, taxes must go down.
3321
3322724
332300:36:53,410 --> 00:36:55,243
3324I'll say it again,
3325taxes must go down.
3326
3327725
332800:36:55,245 --> 00:36:57,444
3329- Talk. Talk.
3330- CHENEY: We must ameliorate the pain of taxes
3331
3332726
333300:36:57,446 --> 00:36:59,246
3334for the working man
3335
3336727
333700:36:59,248 --> 00:37:01,516
3338and bring, uh...
3339(CLEARS THROAT)
3340
3341728
334200:37:01,518 --> 00:37:04,018
3343...perspicacity to the fore.
3344
3345729
334600:37:04,020 --> 00:37:08,121
3347I'm as much a Wyomingite,
3348our, uh, demonym...
3349
3350730
335100:37:08,123 --> 00:37:09,958
3352MAN: Blah, blah, blah.
3353
3354731
335500:37:09,960 --> 00:37:12,326
3356Thank God
3357for name recognition.
3358
3359732
336000:37:12,328 --> 00:37:13,862
3361CHENEY: ...as Jedediah Smith.
3362
3363733
336400:37:13,864 --> 00:37:15,931
3365Well, um, enough
3366of the horsing around.
3367
3368734
336900:37:15,933 --> 00:37:19,801
3370Although that is, of course,
3371what, uh, us cowboys do.
3372
3373735
337400:37:19,803 --> 00:37:20,871
3375Um...
3376
3377736
337800:37:21,805 --> 00:37:25,140
3379Uh, vote for Cheney
3380for Congress.
3381
3382737
338300:37:25,142 --> 00:37:28,143
3384I will not let you down,
3385you can count on me.
3386
3387738
338800:37:28,145 --> 00:37:29,611
3389And, uh, thank you.
3390
3391739
339200:37:29,613 --> 00:37:34,082
3393Vote for, uh,
3394Cheney in Congress.
3395
3396740
339700:37:34,084 --> 00:37:35,750
3398(SCATTERED APPLAUSE)
3399
3400741
340100:37:35,752 --> 00:37:37,721
3402Either he drinks next time
3403or I do.
3404
3405742
340600:37:39,455 --> 00:37:41,188
3407CHENEY: Yeah...
3408
3409743
341000:37:41,190 --> 00:37:42,690
3411I don't want anyone to panic,
3412
3413744
341400:37:42,692 --> 00:37:47,931
3415but, uh, I do believe
3416I have to go to the hospital.
3417
3418745
341900:37:49,232 --> 00:37:50,468
3420Now.
3421
3422746
342300:37:54,538 --> 00:37:56,740
3424(EKG BEEPING)
3425
3426747
342700:38:00,042 --> 00:38:03,478
3428DOCTOR:
3429It's an inferior wall infarct.
3430
3431748
343200:38:03,480 --> 00:38:05,950
3433But that,
3434that can be fixed, right?
3435
3436749
343700:38:06,716 --> 00:38:07,882
3438If it was up to me,
3439
3440750
344100:38:07,884 --> 00:38:09,587
3442you'd drop
3443out of the election.
3444
3445751
344600:38:11,488 --> 00:38:12,587
3447But you've both made
3448that clear
3449
3450752
345100:38:12,589 --> 00:38:14,221
3452that it's not an option,
3453
3454753
345500:38:14,223 --> 00:38:17,725
3456so you must have a minimum
3457of two weeks bed rest.
3458
3459754
346000:38:17,727 --> 00:38:20,161
3461Two weeks off,
3462we'll lose our lead.
3463
3464755
346500:38:20,163 --> 00:38:21,565
3466Like hell we will.
3467
3468756
346900:38:22,366 --> 00:38:23,663
3470MAYOR: Dick Cheney
3471has an illness,
3472
3473757
347400:38:23,665 --> 00:38:25,866
3475so he can't be here today.
3476
3477758
347800:38:25,868 --> 00:38:29,739
3479But we got his wife,
3480and she's a darn pretty girl.
3481
3482759
348300:38:30,607 --> 00:38:32,239
3484- Lynne Cheney!
3485- (APPLAUSE)
3486
3487760
348800:38:32,241 --> 00:38:34,241
3489(CROWD WHISTLING)
3490
3491761
349200:38:34,243 --> 00:38:35,643
3493- Hello...
3494- (FEEDBACK)
3495
3496762
349700:38:35,645 --> 00:38:37,779
3498Hello, how are you today?
3499
3500763
350100:38:37,781 --> 00:38:39,080
3502Good, good, good to hear.
3503
3504764
350500:38:39,082 --> 00:38:43,150
3506Uh, it's really nice
3507to be back in my home state.
3508
3509765
351000:38:43,152 --> 00:38:46,855
3511See, I grew up in Wyoming,
3512but it seems that, uh,
3513
3514766
351500:38:46,857 --> 00:38:48,991
3516somewhere along the line,
3517
3518767
351900:38:48,993 --> 00:38:51,125
3520Washington, D.C.
3521stopped listening
3522
3523768
352400:38:51,127 --> 00:38:52,861
3525to real folks like us
3526
3527769
352800:38:52,863 --> 00:38:56,531
3529and started only listening
3530to liberal snobs
3531
3532770
353300:38:56,533 --> 00:38:58,498
3534who want us all
3535to lose our jobs
3536
3537771
353800:38:58,500 --> 00:39:00,234
3539to affirmative action.
3540
3541772
354200:39:00,236 --> 00:39:01,271
3543MAN: Mm-hmm.
3544
3545773
354600:39:02,538 --> 00:39:03,772
3547Okay, Lynne. Let's...
3548
3549774
355000:39:03,774 --> 00:39:05,373
3551(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)
3552
3553775
355400:39:05,375 --> 00:39:06,677
3555LYNNE:
3556That's right.
3557
3558776
355900:39:07,777 --> 00:39:10,612
3560You know,
3561I went to New York City.
3562
3563777
356400:39:10,614 --> 00:39:13,313
3565Women in New York City
3566are burning their bras.
3567
3568778
356900:39:13,315 --> 00:39:14,982
3570(CHUCKLES)
3571
3572779
357300:39:14,984 --> 00:39:17,351
3574Well, you know what women
3575in Wyoming do with our bras?
3576
3577780
357800:39:17,353 --> 00:39:19,520
3579We wear them.
3580
3581781
358200:39:19,522 --> 00:39:22,690
3583- (CROWD CHEERING)
3584- LYNNE: We wear them.
3585
3586782
358700:39:22,692 --> 00:39:23,958
3588Here in Wyoming,
3589
3590783
359100:39:23,960 --> 00:39:25,826
3592we believe there is
3593a right and a wrong...
3594
3595784
359600:39:25,828 --> 00:39:29,696
3597Because I'm a mom
3598and a wife from Wyoming
3599
3600785
360100:39:29,698 --> 00:39:33,134
3602and I know how it feels
3603to make every penny count.
3604
3605786
360600:39:33,136 --> 00:39:35,837
3607And not only
3608do I speak for you,
3609
3610787
361100:39:35,839 --> 00:39:37,038
3612but my husband, Dick Cheney...
3613
3614788
361500:39:37,040 --> 00:39:38,940
3616KURT:
3617A hard wind of change
3618
3619789
362000:39:38,942 --> 00:39:40,942
3621had been blowing
3622through America.
3623
3624790
362500:39:40,944 --> 00:39:44,882
3626Civil rights, Roe v. Wade,
3627environmentalism,
3628
3629791
363000:39:45,681 --> 00:39:47,047
3631but there was
3632a part of the country
3633
3634792
363500:39:47,049 --> 00:39:49,285
3636that was angry
3637about this change.
3638
3639793
364000:39:50,254 --> 00:39:54,158
3641Thanks to my amazing wife.
3642
3643794
364400:39:55,158 --> 00:39:58,826
3645It's good to be
3646joining you all here in D.C.
3647
3648795
364900:39:58,828 --> 00:40:01,265
3650as Wyoming's sole
3651congressional representative.
3652
3653796
365400:40:03,200 --> 00:40:05,400
3655KURT: And then,
3656big money families
3657
3658797
365900:40:05,402 --> 00:40:07,435
3660like the Kochs and the Coors
3661
3662798
366300:40:07,437 --> 00:40:09,971
3664that were sick of paying
3665income taxes
3666
3667799
366800:40:09,973 --> 00:40:12,440
3669rolled right into
3670Washington, D.C.
3671
3672800
367300:40:12,442 --> 00:40:15,042
3674and started writing fat checks
3675
3676801
367700:40:15,044 --> 00:40:16,879
3678to fund right-wing
3679think tanks...
3680
3681802
368200:40:18,681 --> 00:40:20,013
3683that would change the way
3684
3685803
368600:40:20,015 --> 00:40:22,752
3687many Americans
3688looked at the world.
3689
3690804
369100:40:24,955 --> 00:40:29,357
3692Finally, in 1980,
3693this unlikely revolution
3694
3695805
369600:40:29,359 --> 00:40:32,460
3697of the super-rich
3698and white conservatives
3699
3700806
370100:40:32,462 --> 00:40:33,761
3702found its face.
3703
3704807
370500:40:33,763 --> 00:40:35,830
3706REAGAN:
3707For those without skills,
3708
3709808
371000:40:35,832 --> 00:40:38,565
3711we'll find a way
3712to help them get new skills.
3713
3714809
371500:40:38,567 --> 00:40:40,701
3716For those
3717without job opportunities,
3718
3719810
372000:40:40,703 --> 00:40:42,303
3721we'll stimulate
3722new opportunities,
3723
3724811
372500:40:42,305 --> 00:40:45,674
3726particularly in the inner
3727cities where they live.
3728
3729812
373000:40:45,676 --> 00:40:48,009
3731For those
3732who've abandoned hope,
3733
3734813
373500:40:48,011 --> 00:40:49,976
3736we'll restore hope
3737and we'll welcome them
3738
3739814
374000:40:49,978 --> 00:40:51,779
3741into a great national crusade
3742
3743815
374400:40:51,781 --> 00:40:54,049
3745to make America great again.
3746
3747816
374800:40:54,051 --> 00:40:55,419
3749(CROWD CHEERING)
3750
3751817
375200:41:00,455 --> 00:41:01,892
3753Thank you very much.
3754
3755818
375600:41:03,727 --> 00:41:05,261
3757God bless America.
3758
3759819
376000:41:06,495 --> 00:41:10,797
3761KURT: It was
3762the fucking 1980s,
3763
3764820
376500:41:10,799 --> 00:41:13,870
3766and it was a hell of a time
3767to be Dick Cheney.
3768
3769821
377000:41:15,638 --> 00:41:18,973
3771Vote on H.R.4445,
3772
3773822
377400:41:18,975 --> 00:41:21,442
3775the Undetectable Firearms Act,
3776
3777823
377800:41:21,444 --> 00:41:25,212
3779to ban plastic guns that can
3780evade metal detectors.
3781
3782824
378300:41:25,214 --> 00:41:26,681
3784CHENEY: Nay.
3785
3786825
378700:41:26,683 --> 00:41:29,650
3788REAGAN: Well, thank you,
3789Congressmen Cheney.
3790
3791826
379200:41:29,652 --> 00:41:31,520
3793I hear you've been
3794quite the ally.
3795
3796827
379700:41:31,522 --> 00:41:34,321
3798CLERK: ...establishing
3799Martin Luther King Jr. Day
3800
3801828
380200:41:34,323 --> 00:41:35,925
3803as a federal holiday.
3804
3805829
380600:41:36,692 --> 00:41:42,096
3807H.R.36441,
3808the Endangered Species Act.
3809
3810830
381100:41:42,098 --> 00:41:45,232
3812Mr. T is here,
3813right with the First Family.
3814
3815831
381600:41:45,234 --> 00:41:48,636
3817Vote on H.R.500,
3818the Water Quality Act.
3819
3820832
382100:41:48,638 --> 00:41:49,870
3822- Out!
3823- WOMAN: Woo!
3824
3825833
382600:41:49,872 --> 00:41:52,276
3827MAN:
3828Vote on H.R.44...
3829
3830834
383100:41:54,044 --> 00:41:56,379
3832Someone call an ambulance!
3833
3834835
383500:41:57,781 --> 00:42:01,852
3836- Can you breathe?
3837- CHENEY: I'm having a heart attack, you idiot.
3838
3839836
384000:42:05,355 --> 00:42:07,858
3841(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
3842
3843837
384400:42:34,250 --> 00:42:36,083
3845CHENEY: Thank you, Alex,
3846for your very responsible...
3847
3848838
384900:42:36,085 --> 00:42:37,317
3850WOMAN: Oh, congratulations.
3851
3852839
385300:42:37,319 --> 00:42:40,254
3854Thank you.
3855I was very, very excited...
3856
3857840
385800:42:40,256 --> 00:42:42,623
3859- We are not wolves.
3860- LYNNE: Thank you.
3861
3862841
386300:42:42,625 --> 00:42:44,158
3864No, thank you.
3865
3866842
386700:42:44,160 --> 00:42:47,864
3868Oh, they're both brilliant
3869but broke.
3870
3871843
387200:42:50,167 --> 00:42:52,098
3873- Hey, George.
3874- GEORGE BUSH SR.: Hey, Dick.
3875
3876844
387700:42:52,100 --> 00:42:54,167
3878- Hello, Lynne.
3879- (KISSES)
3880
3881845
388200:42:54,169 --> 00:42:55,737
3883Congratulations
3884on your appointment.
3885
3886846
388700:42:55,739 --> 00:42:57,871
3888Oh, well, thank you,
3889Mr. Vice President.
3890
3891847
389200:42:57,873 --> 00:42:59,440
3893How is your lovely family?
3894
3895848
389600:42:59,442 --> 00:43:02,145
3897Well, we think our son Jeb
3898seems cut out for office.
3899
3900849
390100:43:04,480 --> 00:43:06,848
3902We may be asking for your
3903endorsements in a few years.
3904
3905850
390600:43:06,850 --> 00:43:09,250
3907Well, if he's half as charming
3908as you are, George,
3909
3910851
391100:43:09,252 --> 00:43:10,817
3912then you'll have
3913both of our votes.
3914
3915852
391600:43:10,819 --> 00:43:11,953
3917Ah, can I get that in writing?
3918
3919853
392000:43:11,955 --> 00:43:13,221
3921Oh, yeah, of course.
3922
3923854
392400:43:13,223 --> 00:43:14,922
3925Dick, I just want
3926to say thank you
3927
3928855
392900:43:14,924 --> 00:43:16,458
3930for getting the House
3931not to override
3932
3933856
393400:43:16,460 --> 00:43:18,725
3935the president's veto
3936on the fairness doctrine.
3937
3938857
393900:43:18,727 --> 00:43:20,361
3940No, not a problem.
3941
3942858
394300:43:20,363 --> 00:43:22,730
3944Happy to get rid of any
3945big government regulations.
3946
3947859
394800:43:22,732 --> 00:43:24,399
3949Thank you. Great.
3950
3951860
395200:43:24,401 --> 00:43:26,301
3953KURT: The fairness doctrine
3954was a law from the 40s
3955
3956861
395700:43:26,303 --> 00:43:29,504
3958that required
3959any broadcast TV or radio news
3960
3961862
396200:43:29,506 --> 00:43:32,440
3963to present both sides
3964of an issue equally.
3965
3966863
396700:43:32,442 --> 00:43:35,475
3968Its repeal would lead
3969to the rise of opinion news.
3970
3971864
397200:43:35,477 --> 00:43:40,115
3973Let me tell you something,
3974you skinny human prophylactic.
3975
3976865
397700:43:40,884 --> 00:43:43,451
3978Love is the only human emotion
3979you can't fake.
3980
3981866
398200:43:43,453 --> 00:43:45,719
3983Except women.
3984And thank God they can.
3985
3986867
398700:43:45,721 --> 00:43:47,223
3988(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
3989
3990868
399100:43:48,123 --> 00:43:50,024
3992And eventually
3993to the realization
3994
3995869
399600:43:50,026 --> 00:43:51,928
3997of Roger Ailes' dream.
3998
3999870
400000:43:52,728 --> 00:43:55,129
4001Fox News,
4002which would go on to become
4003
4004871
400500:43:55,131 --> 00:43:58,500
4006the number one news station
4007in the United States
4008
4009872
401000:43:58,502 --> 00:44:01,103
4011and swing America
4012even more to the right.
4013
4014873
401500:44:02,538 --> 00:44:04,571
4016Thank you. Great.
4017
4018874
401900:44:04,573 --> 00:44:06,406
4020- (CLATTERING)
4021- (WAITRESS GASPS)
4022
4023875
402400:44:06,408 --> 00:44:09,143
4025Sorry. Sorry.
4026Hey, it's all right.
4027
4028876
402900:44:09,145 --> 00:44:10,911
4030Lighten up, sweetheart.
4031It's a party.
4032
4033877
403400:44:10,913 --> 00:44:12,179
4035GEORGE BUSH SR.:
4036Let me go see if I can see
4037
4038878
403900:44:12,181 --> 00:44:13,413
4040if everything's okay
4041over there.
4042
4043879
404400:44:13,415 --> 00:44:15,549
4045Great to see you both.
4046Love to the girls.
4047
4048880
404900:44:15,551 --> 00:44:16,750
4050Love to Barbara.
4051
4052881
405300:44:16,752 --> 00:44:18,518
4054Will do.
4055
4056882
405700:44:18,520 --> 00:44:20,223
4058- That's his son.
4059- Oh, crap.
4060
4061883
406200:44:21,257 --> 00:44:23,357
4063George W.,
4064black sheep of the family.
4065
4066884
406700:44:23,359 --> 00:44:25,759
4068- Very boring people. Only in America...
4069- GEORGE BUSH SR.: Let's go.
4070
4071885
407200:44:25,761 --> 00:44:28,164
4073A little too much
4074unconditional love there.
4075
4076886
407700:44:29,998 --> 00:44:32,199
4078Can you feel it, Dick?
4079
4080887
408100:44:32,201 --> 00:44:34,435
4082Half the room wants to be us.
4083
4084888
408500:44:34,437 --> 00:44:36,737
4086The other half fears us.
4087
4088889
408900:44:36,739 --> 00:44:39,475
4090I know George is next
4091in line, but...
4092
4093890
409400:44:40,877 --> 00:44:42,446
4095after that, who knows?
4096
4097891
409800:44:43,879 --> 00:44:46,282
4099I respect
4100the hell out of Reagan,
4101
4102892
410300:44:47,315 --> 00:44:50,217
4104but no one has shown the world
4105the true power
4106
4107893
410800:44:50,219 --> 00:44:52,388
4109of the American presidency.
4110
4111894
411200:44:56,526 --> 00:44:58,294
4113(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
4114
4115895
411600:45:16,546 --> 00:45:18,582
4117(SOBBING)
4118
4119896
412000:45:19,681 --> 00:45:21,315
4121Excuse me, Miss Mary!
4122
4123897
412400:45:21,317 --> 00:45:25,088
4125You cannot leave the grounds
4126during school hours. Mary!
4127
4128898
412900:45:30,026 --> 00:45:32,328
4130- (TIRES SCREECH)
4131- (HORN BLARES)
4132
4133899
413400:45:33,328 --> 00:45:34,929
4135LYNNE:
4136Well, I don't understand.
4137
4138900
413900:45:34,931 --> 00:45:37,698
4140You just left school? Why?
4141
4142901
414300:45:37,700 --> 00:45:39,602
4144It doesn't make any sense.
4145
4146902
414700:45:40,803 --> 00:45:42,238
4148It was Susan.
4149
4150903
415100:45:43,205 --> 00:45:45,107
4152LYNNE:
4153Susan, your best friend?
4154
4155904
415600:45:46,442 --> 00:45:49,646
4157Oh, honey, did you get
4158in a fight over a boy or...
4159
4160905
416100:45:54,984 --> 00:45:57,120
4162(SOBBING)
4163She broke up with me.
4164
4165906
416600:45:58,488 --> 00:45:59,821
4167(SNIFFLING)
4168
4169907
417000:45:59,823 --> 00:46:02,292
4171Mom, Dad...
4172
4173908
417400:46:04,660 --> 00:46:05,625
4175I...
4176
4177909
417800:46:05,627 --> 00:46:07,064
4179I like girls.
4180
4181910
418200:46:08,031 --> 00:46:09,967
4183I'm gay.
4184
4185911
418600:46:28,518 --> 00:46:30,150
4187(SIGHS)
4188
4189912
419000:46:30,152 --> 00:46:32,189
4191It doesn't matter, sweetheart.
4192
4193913
419400:46:33,788 --> 00:46:35,424
4195We love you no matter what.
4196
4197914
419800:46:37,359 --> 00:46:38,960
4199Daddy.
4200
4201915
420200:46:38,962 --> 00:46:40,764
4203I love you so much.
4204
4205916
420600:46:43,899 --> 00:46:45,468
4207This is going to make things...
4208
4209917
421000:46:46,602 --> 00:46:47,738
4211so hard for you.
4212
4213918
421400:46:53,042 --> 00:46:55,509
4215(MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
4216
4217919
421800:46:55,511 --> 00:46:58,245
4219When George Bush Sr.
4220was elected president,
4221
4222920
422300:46:58,247 --> 00:47:02,083
4224Dick Cheney was made
4225Secretary of Defense,
4226
4227921
422800:47:02,085 --> 00:47:04,287
4229sixth in line
4230to the presidency.
4231
4232922
423300:47:05,154 --> 00:47:07,054
4234And after a few years,
4235
4236923
423700:47:07,056 --> 00:47:09,857
4238it was Dick's turn
4239to run for president.
4240
4241924
424200:47:09,859 --> 00:47:13,893
4243So they decided to do
4244some early polling numbers.
4245
4246925
424700:47:13,895 --> 00:47:15,531
4248Uh-huh. Guess that's it.
4249
4250926
425100:47:17,232 --> 00:47:19,669
4252LYNNE: We can move
4253those numbers. Just...
4254
4255927
425600:47:20,736 --> 00:47:22,303
4257go after the welfare state,
4258
4259928
426000:47:22,305 --> 00:47:24,538
4261- regulations, government waste.
4262- It'll be war.
4263
4264929
426500:47:24,540 --> 00:47:25,772
4266LYNNE: No.
4267
4268930
426900:47:25,774 --> 00:47:27,308
4270I, uh...
4271
4272931
427300:47:27,310 --> 00:47:29,312
4274I can't put Mary through that.
4275
4276932
427700:47:31,047 --> 00:47:33,483
4278Every primary opponent
4279will go after her.
4280
4281933
428200:47:39,288 --> 00:47:41,123
4283LYNNE:
4284And we deny.
4285
4286934
428700:47:42,625 --> 00:47:45,562
4288Shame them for going
4289after the family and...
4290
4291935
429200:48:10,752 --> 00:48:12,756
4293(WIND GUSTING)
4294
4295936
429600:48:20,629 --> 00:48:23,931
4297(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
4298
4299937
430000:48:23,933 --> 00:48:26,299
4301LYNNE: You let Grandma go.
4302
4303938
430400:48:26,301 --> 00:48:28,536
4305PERRY: Come on. Good boy.
4306
4307939
430800:48:28,538 --> 00:48:29,539
4309All right.
4310
4311940
431200:48:31,073 --> 00:48:33,507
4313No. Oh, my goodness.
4314
4315941
431600:48:33,509 --> 00:48:35,007
4317(LAUGHTER)
4318
4319942
432000:48:35,009 --> 00:48:36,412
4321(LYNNE EXCLAIMS AND LAUGHS)
4322
4323943
432400:48:40,183 --> 00:48:41,614
4325MARY: It's great, Philip.
4326
4327944
432800:48:41,616 --> 00:48:44,051
4329Uh, Coors has me
4330mapping out strategies
4331
4332945
433300:48:44,053 --> 00:48:46,487
4334for people living
4335alternative lifestyles.
4336
4337946
433800:48:46,489 --> 00:48:48,355
4339The Coors are
4340a wonderful family.
4341
4342947
434300:48:48,357 --> 00:48:50,326
4344They're good people.
4345(CLEARS THROAT)
4346
4347948
434800:48:57,165 --> 00:49:00,504
4349(INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
4350
4351949
435200:49:22,290 --> 00:49:25,528
4353(PHONE RINGING)
4354
4355950
435600:49:31,533 --> 00:49:34,803
4357LYNNE: Who is calling
4358on a Sunday morning?
4359
4360951
436100:49:36,272 --> 00:49:37,507
4362CHENEY: I don't know.
4363
4364952
436500:49:38,341 --> 00:49:40,841
4366Okay. I'm coming.
4367
4368953
436900:49:40,843 --> 00:49:43,511
4370(RINGING CONTINUES)
4371
4372954
437300:49:43,513 --> 00:49:44,581
4374I'm comin'.
4375
4376955
437700:49:46,616 --> 00:49:47,815
4378(PHONE BEEPS)
4379
4380956
438100:49:47,817 --> 00:49:48,885
4382Hello.
4383
4384957
438500:49:52,622 --> 00:49:53,857
4386That's right.
4387
4388958
438900:49:57,160 --> 00:49:58,460
4390Mm-hmm.
4391
4392959
439300:50:04,033 --> 00:50:06,302
4394Any way I can be
4395of assistance.
4396
4397960
439800:50:08,805 --> 00:50:11,274
4399Yep, now that should work.
44003:00 p.m.
4401
4402961
440300:50:12,575 --> 00:50:14,208
4404Of course.
4405
4406962
440700:50:14,210 --> 00:50:15,478
4408Oh, that, uh...
4409
4410963
441100:50:16,346 --> 00:50:17,948
4412that goes without saying.
4413
4414964
441500:50:20,149 --> 00:50:21,281
4416Thank you.
4417
4418965
441900:50:21,283 --> 00:50:22,818
4420No, thank you.
4421
4422966
442300:50:24,252 --> 00:50:25,654
4424- Who was that?
4425- (PHONE BEEPS)
4426
4427967
442800:50:26,723 --> 00:50:28,589
4429It was someone from
4430
4431968
443200:50:28,591 --> 00:50:31,725
4433George Bush's son's,
4434uh, campaign.
4435
4436969
443700:50:31,727 --> 00:50:32,694
4438Jeb?
4439
4440970
444100:50:32,696 --> 00:50:34,060
4442No, no, George W.
4443
4444971
444500:50:34,062 --> 00:50:36,196
4446- Uh, Jeb's Florida.
4447- Right, right.
4448
4449972
445000:50:36,198 --> 00:50:37,998
4451Oh, I still can't believe
4452they've got
4453
4454973
445500:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,067
4456that poor boy running
4457for president.
4458
4459974
446000:50:40,069 --> 00:50:42,072
4461(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
4462What'd they want?
4463
4464975
446500:50:43,105 --> 00:50:47,410
4466They want to talk to me
4467about being his running mate.
4468
4469976
447000:50:48,877 --> 00:50:49,979
4471What?
4472
4473977
447400:50:51,113 --> 00:50:52,879
4475They didn't say it outright,
4476
4477978
447800:50:52,881 --> 00:50:54,580
4479but, uh...
4480
4481979
448200:50:54,582 --> 00:50:56,485
4483I've made
4484that call myself.
4485
4486980
448700:50:57,285 --> 00:50:58,787
4488That's what they want.
4489
4490981
449100:51:00,321 --> 00:51:02,725
4492A vice president
4493is a nothing job.
4494
4495982
449600:51:03,926 --> 00:51:04,926
4497Mmm.
4498
4499983
450000:51:05,661 --> 00:51:07,594
4501Well, I'll just hear 'em out.
4502
4503984
450400:51:07,596 --> 00:51:09,295
4505I owe that to the father.
4506
4507985
450800:51:09,297 --> 00:51:11,565
4509The VP just sits around
4510
4511986
451200:51:11,567 --> 00:51:13,366
4513and waits
4514for the president to die.
4515
4516987
451700:51:13,368 --> 00:51:14,870
4518You've said so yourself.
4519
4520988
452100:51:16,205 --> 00:51:17,670
4522Yeah, it's a cruddy job.
4523
4524989
452500:51:17,672 --> 00:51:18,672
4526Yeah.
4527
4528990
452900:51:19,908 --> 00:51:21,277
4530It's just a meeting.
4531
4532991
453300:51:22,044 --> 00:51:23,779
4534Is it just a meeting?
4535
4536992
453700:51:25,881 --> 00:51:27,416
4538It's just a meeting.
4539
4540993
454100:51:32,687 --> 00:51:33,789
4542Good.
4543
4544994
454500:51:37,692 --> 00:51:39,863
4546(BUBBLING)
4547
4548995
454900:51:55,111 --> 00:51:56,446
4550THERESA:
4551Yes, Governor.
4552
4553996
455400:51:58,747 --> 00:52:00,346
4555Of course.
4556
4557997
455800:52:00,348 --> 00:52:02,228
4559The governor will see you now,
4560Secretary Cheney.
4561
4562998
456300:52:03,451 --> 00:52:04,754
4564(CLEARS THROAT)
4565
4566999
456700:52:08,690 --> 00:52:09,690
4568Sure.
4569
45701000
457100:52:12,660 --> 00:52:14,462
4572GEORGE W. BUSH:
4573Hey! Hello, Dick.
4574
45751001
457600:52:14,464 --> 00:52:15,864
4577Hello, George.
4578
45791002
458000:52:16,933 --> 00:52:18,297
4581It's been a while.
4582
45831003
458400:52:18,299 --> 00:52:19,565
4585Last year.
4586
45871004
458800:52:19,567 --> 00:52:21,803
4589Foreign policy sessions.
4590
45911005
459200:52:21,805 --> 00:52:24,071
4593That's right.
4594Yeah, that's right.
4595
45961006
459700:52:24,073 --> 00:52:25,709
4598Those meetings were, uh...
4599
46001007
460100:52:26,875 --> 00:52:28,808
4602very engaging.
4603
46041008
460500:52:28,810 --> 00:52:31,612
4606I do remember
4607we both agreed
4608
46091009
461000:52:31,614 --> 00:52:33,080
4611my dad
4612would've been re-elected
4613
46141010
461500:52:33,082 --> 00:52:34,547
4616had he taken out Saddam.
4617
46181011
461900:52:34,549 --> 00:52:37,519
4620Right. Yeah,
4621wartime presidents.
4622
46231012
462400:52:38,453 --> 00:52:39,987
4625Very popular.
4626
46271013
462800:52:39,989 --> 00:52:41,757
4629That they are.
4630That they are.
4631
46321014
463300:52:42,825 --> 00:52:43,926
4634So...
4635
46361015
463700:52:46,395 --> 00:52:47,560
4638Congratulations
4639
46401016
464100:52:47,562 --> 00:52:51,165
4642on a... successful primary.
4643
46441017
464500:52:51,167 --> 00:52:54,167
4646I've, uh, been through
4647a few myself,
4648
46491018
465000:52:54,169 --> 00:52:56,270
4651and they can be,
4652shall we say...
4653
46541019
465500:52:56,272 --> 00:52:57,437
4656Fuckin' exhausting.
4657
46581020
465900:52:57,439 --> 00:52:59,041
4660- Right.
4661- (CHUCKLES)
4662
46631021
466400:53:00,274 --> 00:53:01,440
4665Yeah.
4666
46671022
466800:53:01,442 --> 00:53:03,476
4669(STUTTERS)
4670It's a grind.
4671
46721023
467300:53:03,478 --> 00:53:04,578
4674It's a grind, I'll tell you.
4675
46761024
467700:53:04,580 --> 00:53:07,016
4678Buses, bologna sandwiches.
4679
46801025
468100:53:08,183 --> 00:53:09,716
4682Hell, I like people,
4683but, I mean,
4684
46851026
468600:53:09,718 --> 00:53:11,787
4687you know,
4688enough's enough.
4689
46901027
469100:53:15,089 --> 00:53:16,091
4692So...
4693
46941028
469500:53:17,660 --> 00:53:18,926
4696that call I received...
4697
46981029
469900:53:18,928 --> 00:53:20,560
4700I forgot,
4701you're a brass tacks guy,
4702
47031030
470400:53:20,562 --> 00:53:21,862
4705aren't ya? I like that.
4706
47071031
470800:53:21,864 --> 00:53:23,531
4709(CHUCKLES)
4710
47111032
471200:53:23,533 --> 00:53:26,132
4713You surprised
4714I'm running for president?
4715
47161033
471700:53:26,134 --> 00:53:29,368
4718CHENEY (THINKING): He wants
4719to impress his father
4720
47211034
472200:53:29,370 --> 00:53:30,638
4723more than anything.
4724
47251035
472600:53:30,640 --> 00:53:33,906
4727After my, uh,
4728shall we say, wild years?
4729
47301036
473100:53:33,908 --> 00:53:37,944
4732Well, George,
4733I sowed some oats myself
4734
47351037
473600:53:37,946 --> 00:53:39,379
4737back in the day.
4738
47391038
474000:53:39,381 --> 00:53:43,049
4741And I still enjoy
4742a cold beer on occasion.
4743
47441039
474500:53:43,051 --> 00:53:44,518
4746- I bet you did.
4747- Mmm.
4748
47491040
475000:53:44,520 --> 00:53:46,219
4751I bet you did, you rascal.
4752
47531041
475400:53:46,221 --> 00:53:49,321
4755I can't anymore. It got bad.
4756
47571042
475800:53:49,323 --> 00:53:51,257
4759Yeah.
4760
47611043
476200:53:51,259 --> 00:53:52,426
4763Good times.
4764
47651044
476600:53:52,428 --> 00:53:54,063
4767CHENEY: What does he
4768really want?
4769
47701045
477100:53:55,196 --> 00:53:56,496
4772What does he need?
4773
47741046
477500:53:56,498 --> 00:53:58,201
4776GEORGE W. BUSH:
4777It's tough, I'll tell ya.
4778
47791047
478000:54:00,770 --> 00:54:02,368
4781I lost my first
4782congressional race,
4783
47841048
478500:54:02,370 --> 00:54:04,973
4786and it was not good.
4787
47881049
478900:54:07,542 --> 00:54:09,042
4790How 'bout some brisket?
4791
47921050
479300:54:09,044 --> 00:54:10,180
4794George, um...
4795
47961051
479700:54:12,547 --> 00:54:15,315
4798GEORGE W. BUSH:
4799Hey, Theresa! Hey, Theresa!
4800
48011052
480200:54:15,317 --> 00:54:17,183
4803- Yell up, get some brisket.
4804- THERESA: All right, we'll find some.
4805
48061053
480700:54:17,185 --> 00:54:19,386
4808- GEORGE W. BUSH: Get the burnt ends.
4809- THERESA: 'Course.
4810
48111054
481200:54:19,388 --> 00:54:20,757
4813So listen, I got a...
4814
48151055
481600:54:21,823 --> 00:54:24,125
4817"lack of experience" problem
4818in the polls,
4819
48201056
482100:54:24,127 --> 00:54:26,460
4822and you are one of the most
4823experienced guys around.
4824
48251057
482600:54:26,462 --> 00:54:28,998
4827You wanna jump on board,
4828be my vice?
4829
48301058
483100:54:30,332 --> 00:54:31,332
4832I'm honored.
4833
48341059
483500:54:32,100 --> 00:54:34,667
4836Don't be honored, fuckin'
4837say yes, Mr. Brass Tacks.
4838
48391060
484000:54:34,669 --> 00:54:36,638
4841Mmm. I have to say, uh, no.
4842
48431061
484400:54:37,439 --> 00:54:39,306
4845Dick, come on,
4846we're gonna have a lot of fun.
4847
48481062
484900:54:39,308 --> 00:54:42,643
4850What are you doin' right now?
4851You're in the private sector?
4852
48531063
485400:54:42,645 --> 00:54:44,411
4855CHENEY:
4856Yeah.
4857
48581064
485900:54:44,413 --> 00:54:46,246
4860Come on,
4861I know you love politics.
4862
48631065
486400:54:46,248 --> 00:54:47,681
4865George.
4866
48671066
486800:54:47,683 --> 00:54:49,917
4869- Let's go.
4870- Not gonna happen.
4871
48721067
487300:54:49,919 --> 00:54:51,888
4874- Come on now.
4875- (CHUCKLES)
4876
48771068
487800:54:53,689 --> 00:54:55,154
4879Well, that's a shame.
4880
48811069
488200:54:55,156 --> 00:54:56,758
4883It is.
4884
48851070
488600:54:58,093 --> 00:54:59,796
4887Perhaps I could, uh...
4888
48891071
489000:55:00,763 --> 00:55:04,031
4891help you find
4892the right running mate.
4893
48941072
489500:55:04,033 --> 00:55:05,699
4896Run my VP search team?
4897
48981073
489900:55:05,701 --> 00:55:08,071
4900Mmm. No team. Just me.
4901
49021074
490300:55:12,107 --> 00:55:13,776
4904(EXHALES)
4905
49061075
490700:55:14,810 --> 00:55:16,944
4908Yeah, yeah, that could work,
4909that could...
4910
49111076
491200:55:16,946 --> 00:55:19,781
4913I have to run it by Rove,
4914of course, but, uh...
4915
49161077
491700:55:21,417 --> 00:55:22,616
4918If I lose,
4919maybe I could become
4920
49211078
492200:55:22,618 --> 00:55:24,451
4923- commissioner of baseball.
4924- (CHUCKLES)
4925
49261079
492700:55:24,453 --> 00:55:26,085
4928You know?
4929
49301080
493100:55:26,087 --> 00:55:28,591
4932But the, um, idea...
4933
49341081
493500:55:29,558 --> 00:55:30,927
4936is to win.
4937
49381082
493900:55:32,928 --> 00:55:34,830
4940I'm gonna keep you
4941in the back of my mind.
4942
49431083
494400:55:36,332 --> 00:55:38,935
4945(BRUSHING TEETH)
4946
49471084
494800:55:41,937 --> 00:55:45,542
4949So, are you going to tell me
4950how it went today or not?
4951
49521085
495300:55:46,442 --> 00:55:47,844
4954(CHENEY SIGHS)
4955
49561086
495700:55:49,111 --> 00:55:50,547
4958It was very interesting.
4959
49601087
496100:55:51,446 --> 00:55:52,714
4962He is, uh...
4963
49641088
496500:55:54,082 --> 00:55:55,515
4966(INHALES SHARPLY)
4967
49681089
496900:55:55,517 --> 00:55:56,719
4970...green.
4971
49721090
497300:55:58,553 --> 00:55:59,955
4974He's very green.
4975
49761091
497700:56:02,390 --> 00:56:03,825
4978And you told him "no"?
4979
49801092
498100:56:04,593 --> 00:56:05,926
4982I, uh...
4983
49841093
498500:56:05,928 --> 00:56:10,033
4986I told him I would help
4987with the, uh...
4988
49891094
499000:56:11,734 --> 00:56:13,136
4991with the search.
4992
49931095
499400:56:17,439 --> 00:56:19,908
4995(GARGLING)
4996
49971096
499800:56:27,448 --> 00:56:28,850
4999What are you thinking?
5000
50011097
500200:56:31,087 --> 00:56:33,957
5003- I can tell you're thinking.
5004- Mm-hmm.
5005
50061098
500700:56:40,529 --> 00:56:42,364
5008KURT: What was
5009Dick Cheney thinking...
5010
50111099
501200:56:43,332 --> 00:56:45,933
5013I'm thinking I've never seen
5014anything like this.
5015
50161100
501700:56:45,935 --> 00:56:49,002
5018KURT: ...after his first
5019meeting with George W.?
5020
50211101
502200:56:49,004 --> 00:56:51,974
5023We've had
5024a lot of successes, Dick.
5025
50261102
502700:56:55,076 --> 00:56:58,779
5028And the vice president
5029is a nothing job.
5030
50311103
503200:56:58,781 --> 00:57:01,851
5033KURT: How many steps ahead
5034was he looking?
5035
50361104
503700:57:02,685 --> 00:57:05,219
5038How did he feel
5039about the opportunity
5040
50411105
504200:57:05,221 --> 00:57:06,789
5043that was in front of him?
5044
50451106
504600:57:07,957 --> 00:57:11,491
5047There are certain moments
5048
50491107
505000:57:11,493 --> 00:57:12,862
5051so delicate...
5052
50531108
505400:57:13,895 --> 00:57:16,999
5055- like a teacup and saucer...
5056- (GIRLS CRYING)
5057
50581109
505900:57:20,203 --> 00:57:23,837
5060...stacked on a teacup
5061and saucer
5062
50631110
506400:57:23,839 --> 00:57:27,140
5065on a teacup and saucer...
5066
50671111
506800:57:27,142 --> 00:57:28,910
5069Can you change,
5070or am I wasting...
5071
50721112
507300:57:31,113 --> 00:57:32,748
5074KURT:
5075...and on and on...
5076
50771113
507800:57:38,888 --> 00:57:42,357
5079that this moment could fall
5080in any direction...
5081
50821114
508300:57:43,491 --> 00:57:46,228
5084and change everything.
5085
50861115
508700:57:48,763 --> 00:57:50,730
5088Sadly, there's no real way
5089
50901116
509100:57:50,732 --> 00:57:52,667
5092to know exactly
5093what was going on
5094
50951117
509600:57:52,669 --> 00:57:54,033
5097- inside the Cheneys...
5098- (INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
5099
51001118
510100:57:54,035 --> 00:57:56,504
5102...at this
5103history-changing moment.
5104
51051119
510600:57:56,506 --> 00:58:00,440
5107We can't just snap
5108into a Shakespearean soliloquy
5109
51101120
511100:58:00,442 --> 00:58:03,779
5112that dramatizes every feeling
5113and motivation.
5114
51151121
511600:58:04,547 --> 00:58:07,315
5117(CHUCKLES) That's just not
5118the way the world works.
5119
51201122
512100:58:08,584 --> 00:58:09,819
5122(SWITCH CLICKS)
5123
51241123
512500:58:12,888 --> 00:58:15,656
5126My sweet Richard.
5127
51281124
512900:58:15,658 --> 00:58:18,792
5130Dance'd nimbly round
5131the king's hearth thou hath.
5132
51331125
513400:58:18,794 --> 00:58:22,529
5135Even whilst clamored I
5136for more, more!
5137
51381126
513900:58:22,531 --> 00:58:24,832
5140- Mm.
5141- Parched maw craned towards
5142
51431127
514400:58:24,834 --> 00:58:28,234
5145the drip, drip
5146of imagined waters.
5147
51481128
514900:58:28,236 --> 00:58:32,371
5150But I say to you now,
5151rest, retire.
5152
51531129
515400:58:32,373 --> 00:58:36,946
5155Thou hast honored thy vows
5156to wife and crown.
5157
51581130
515900:58:37,913 --> 00:58:41,217
5160Has blindness usurped vision
5161in you, my wife?
5162
51631131
516400:58:42,618 --> 00:58:44,016
5165(THUNDER RUMBLING)
5166
51671132
516800:58:44,018 --> 00:58:46,988
5169No mere treaty is our union.
5170
51711133
517200:58:47,989 --> 00:58:50,790
5173Thou shared thy torch's flame
5174with mine.
5175
51761134
517700:58:50,792 --> 00:58:53,127
5178Revealing halls
5179and spires...
5180
51811135
518200:58:53,129 --> 00:58:54,295
5183(INHALES DEEPLY)
5184
51851136
518600:58:54,297 --> 00:58:56,730
5187...of long faded empires.
5188
51891137
519000:58:56,732 --> 00:59:00,667
5191And now, I may hold aloft
5192
51931138
519400:59:00,669 --> 00:59:03,238
5195mine own fiery cresset.
5196
51971139
519800:59:04,939 --> 00:59:08,477
5199And make flesh
5200our bond of power.
5201
52021140
520300:59:09,777 --> 00:59:11,145
5204Dare I?
5205
52061141
520700:59:11,913 --> 00:59:14,647
5208Dare I let hope's beak
5209place gathered bramble
5210
52111142
521200:59:14,649 --> 00:59:17,018
5213upon my heart
5214for future's nest?
5215
52161143
521700:59:17,785 --> 00:59:21,187
5218Many winters past
5219hath I let this hope die,
5220
52211144
522200:59:21,189 --> 00:59:24,891
5223cruel winds silencing
5224tiny birds' needy cries.
5225
52261145
522700:59:24,893 --> 00:59:27,861
5228Now that it hath arrived,
5229I say yea.
5230
52311146
523200:59:27,863 --> 00:59:29,464
5233BOTH: Yea.
5234
52351147
523600:59:30,600 --> 00:59:34,768
5237Mine own blood and will
5238are yours
5239
52401148
524100:59:34,770 --> 00:59:35,969
5242'til pierced be
5243
52441149
524500:59:35,971 --> 00:59:38,138
5246the last soldier's
5247breastplate,
5248
52491150
525000:59:38,140 --> 00:59:40,808
5251spilling forth
5252its ruby jelly treasures.
5253
52541151
525500:59:40,810 --> 00:59:43,743
5256(THUNDER RUMBLING)
5257
52581152
525900:59:43,745 --> 00:59:45,180
5260(BOTH MOANING)
5261
52621153
526300:59:46,448 --> 00:59:47,917
5264(SWITCH CLICKS)
5265
52661154
526700:59:51,687 --> 00:59:52,922
5268So?
5269
52701155
527100:59:53,754 --> 00:59:57,093
5272So I think we, uh, proceed.
5273
52741156
527500:59:58,326 --> 00:59:59,759
5276What about Mary?
5277
52781157
527900:59:59,761 --> 01:00:01,897
5280Mmm. It's VP.
5281
52821158
528301:00:03,397 --> 01:00:05,433
5284Not the same scrutiny.
5285
52861159
528701:00:06,701 --> 01:00:10,337
5288No. He has allies, Dick.
5289Connections.
5290
52911160
529201:00:10,339 --> 01:00:13,209
5293You're new to his world.
5294You don't know the landscape.
5295
52961161
529701:00:15,310 --> 01:00:16,310
5298(CHENEY GRUNTS)
5299
53001162
530101:00:18,580 --> 01:00:23,285
5302Well, I had better conduct
5303a very thorough search.
5304
53051163
530601:00:24,051 --> 01:00:27,989
5307Every stone,
5308hell, every grain of sand
5309
53101164
531101:00:28,790 --> 01:00:30,156
5312needs to be looked under
5313for this questionnaire.
5314
53151165
531601:00:30,158 --> 01:00:33,225
5317Dick, we're asking
5318for all financials,
5319
53201166
532101:00:33,227 --> 01:00:35,062
5322all medical, all interviews,
5323
53241167
532501:00:35,064 --> 01:00:36,996
5326press, writings,
5327all legal records...
5328
53291168
533001:00:36,998 --> 01:00:40,301
5331Sometimes people use LLCs
5332to hide certain monies.
5333
53341169
533501:00:40,303 --> 01:00:41,400
5336CHENEY: And?
5337
53381170
533901:00:41,402 --> 01:00:42,603
5340Any more comprehensive
5341
53421171
534301:00:42,605 --> 01:00:44,304
5344and we would need
5345a rubber glove.
5346
53471172
534801:00:44,306 --> 01:00:45,004
5349Sorry, Liz.
5350
53511173
535201:00:45,006 --> 01:00:46,438
5353That wasn't offensive.
5354
53551174
535601:00:46,440 --> 01:00:47,741
5357Should I be offended?
5358
53591175
536001:00:47,743 --> 01:00:49,076
5361Well, I'm offended.
5362
53631176
536401:00:49,078 --> 01:00:50,576
5365Dave didn't worry
5366if I'd be offended.
5367
53681177
536901:00:50,578 --> 01:00:53,179
5370LIZ: Oh, a rubber glove,
5371like a proctology exam.
5372
53731178
537401:00:53,181 --> 01:00:54,948
5375- That's, that's disgusting.
5376- (PHONE RINGING)
5377
53781179
537901:00:54,950 --> 01:00:58,152
5380Hello? Oh, hello...
5381
53821180
538301:00:59,120 --> 01:01:01,788
5384MARY: Dad, I'm taking
5385the cheese off your pizza.
5386
53871181
538801:01:01,790 --> 01:01:03,989
5389- LYNNE: Honey?
5390- CHENEY: Mmm?
5391
53921182
539301:01:03,991 --> 01:01:05,759
5394LYNNE:
5395Dave.
5396
53971183
539801:01:05,761 --> 01:01:06,792
5399David. Thoughts?
5400
54011184
540201:01:06,794 --> 01:01:09,364
5403One. A big one.
5404
54051185
540601:01:10,399 --> 01:01:13,199
5407KURT: David Addington,
5408Dick's main legal advisor
5409
54101186
541101:01:13,201 --> 01:01:16,305
5412and a huge believer in the
5413unitary executive theory.
5414
54151187
541601:01:17,239 --> 01:01:19,571
5417He was known for
5418telling people to their face
5419
54201188
542101:01:19,573 --> 01:01:21,408
5422that they're stupid.
5423
54241189
542501:01:21,410 --> 01:01:24,076
5426So the, uh, vice presidency is
5427part of the executive branch.
5428
54291190
543001:01:24,078 --> 01:01:26,312
5431And because the VP casts
5432
54331191
543401:01:26,314 --> 01:01:28,181
5435tie-breaking votes
5436in the Senate,
5437
54381192
543901:01:28,183 --> 01:01:31,317
5440also part of
5441the legislative branch, right?
5442
54431193
544401:01:31,319 --> 01:01:32,018
5445Right.
5446
54471194
544801:01:32,020 --> 01:01:33,987
5449That means...
5450
54511195
545201:01:33,989 --> 01:01:35,890
5453the VP is also
5454
54551196
545601:01:35,892 --> 01:01:40,159
5457not part of the executive
5458or the legislative.
5459
54601197
546101:01:40,161 --> 01:01:41,228
5462So,
5463
54641198
546501:01:41,230 --> 01:01:43,532
5466one could argue that, uh...
5467
54681199
546901:01:44,832 --> 01:01:46,667
5470neither branch
5471
54721200
547301:01:46,669 --> 01:01:48,370
5474has oversight of the VP.
5475
54761201
547701:01:49,238 --> 01:01:52,908
5478Not only could one argue that,
5479I'm arguing it.
5480
54811202
548201:01:53,709 --> 01:01:55,074
5483That's brilliant, David.
5484
54851203
548601:01:55,076 --> 01:01:57,243
5487I know. Right?
5488
54891204
549001:01:57,245 --> 01:02:00,679
5491GEORGE W. BUSH: Karl Rove
5492wanted me to buy this ranch,
5493
54941205
549501:02:00,681 --> 01:02:04,183
5496distance myself from my years
5497at Yale and Harvard,
5498
54991206
550001:02:04,185 --> 01:02:06,853
5501make me more of a man
5502of the people for the election.
5503
55041207
550501:02:06,855 --> 01:02:09,190
5506Mmm. Smart.
5507
55081208
550901:02:12,560 --> 01:02:14,995
5510So we gonna do this thing or what?
5511I mean, is this happening?
5512
55131209
551401:02:14,997 --> 01:02:20,933
5515We, uh, have found some
5516very interesting candidates.
5517
55181210
551901:02:20,935 --> 01:02:22,935
5520Um, if we could schedule
5521
55221211
552301:02:22,937 --> 01:02:26,373
5524a three-hour window
5525to get through...
5526
55271212
552801:02:26,375 --> 01:02:29,011
5529I meant you.
5530I want you to be my VP.
5531
55321213
553301:02:30,044 --> 01:02:32,078
5534- You're the solution to my problems.
5535- No.
5536
55371214
553801:02:32,080 --> 01:02:34,650
5539I'm CEO of a large company.
5540
55411215
554201:02:35,884 --> 01:02:39,255
5543I have been, uh,
5544Secretary of Defense.
5545
55461216
554701:02:40,022 --> 01:02:42,255
5548I have been Chief of Staff.
5549
55501217
555101:02:42,257 --> 01:02:47,627
5552Uh, the vice presidency
5553is mostly a symbolic job.
5554
55551218
555601:02:47,629 --> 01:02:49,161
5557Right, right.
5558
55591219
556001:02:49,163 --> 01:02:51,100
5561I can see how
5562that wouldn't be, uh...
5563
55641220
556501:02:52,868 --> 01:02:54,500
5566enticing to you.
5567
55681221
556901:02:54,502 --> 01:02:55,502
5570However...
5571
55721222
557301:02:58,239 --> 01:03:03,212
5574the vice presidency is also
5575defined by the president.
5576
55771223
557801:03:04,413 --> 01:03:06,612
5579And if we were to come
5580to a, uh...
5581
55821224
558301:03:06,614 --> 01:03:07,679
5584(REEL WHIRRING)
5585
55861225
558701:03:07,681 --> 01:03:09,451
5588...different understanding...
5589
55901226
559101:03:10,819 --> 01:03:12,421
5592Uh-huh. Go on.
5593
55941227
559501:03:13,855 --> 01:03:15,123
5596I'm listenin'.
5597
55981228
559901:03:16,558 --> 01:03:21,060
5600I sense that, uh,
5601you're a kinetic leader.
5602
56031229
560401:03:21,062 --> 01:03:24,830
5605You make decisions
5606based on instinct.
5607
56081230
560901:03:24,832 --> 01:03:26,632
5610I am. People always said that.
5611
56121231
561301:03:26,634 --> 01:03:28,167
5614Yeah, yeah. Very different.
5615
56161232
561701:03:28,169 --> 01:03:30,703
5618Very different from, uh,
5619
56201233
562101:03:30,705 --> 01:03:33,241
5622from your father
5623in that regard.
5624
56251234
562601:03:34,076 --> 01:03:36,342
5627Now, maybe I can, uh,
5628
56291235
563001:03:36,344 --> 01:03:39,145
5631handle some of
5632the more mundane jobs.
5633
56341236
563501:03:39,147 --> 01:03:42,049
5636Overseeing bureaucracy,
5637
56381237
563901:03:42,051 --> 01:03:44,250
5640managing military,
5641
56421238
564301:03:44,252 --> 01:03:47,589
5644uh, energy,
5645uh, foreign policy.
5646
56471239
564801:03:53,661 --> 01:03:54,627
5649That sounds good.
5650
56511240
565201:03:54,629 --> 01:03:56,598
5653(REEL WHIRRING)
5654
56551241
565601:03:58,334 --> 01:04:00,567
5657GEORGE W. BUSH: Never wanna be
5658the kind of team owner
5659
56601242
566101:04:00,569 --> 01:04:04,036
5662that, uh, pulls the starter
5663in the fourth inning.
5664
56651243
566601:04:04,038 --> 01:04:06,475
5667- Mm-hmm.
5668- That's the manager's job.
5669
56701244
567101:04:09,076 --> 01:04:10,446
5672One more thing.
5673
56741245
567501:04:12,480 --> 01:04:13,716
5676My daughter, Mary.
5677
56781246
567901:04:15,250 --> 01:04:17,352
5680Right. Rove told me
5681she likes girls.
5682
56831247
568401:04:18,152 --> 01:04:21,721
5685Now, I know you have
5686to, uh, run against, uh,
5687
56881248
568901:04:21,723 --> 01:04:26,127
5690gay marriage in the South,
5691Midwest, and, uh...
5692
56931249
569401:04:27,261 --> 01:04:29,395
5695(CLEARS THROAT)
5696But it's my daughter,
5697
56981250
569901:04:29,397 --> 01:04:32,832
5700and that line
5701is drawn in concrete.
5702
57031251
570401:04:32,834 --> 01:04:34,801
5705Don't you say another word.
5706
57071252
570801:04:34,803 --> 01:04:37,136
5709So long as you don't mind us
5710pushing that messaging,
5711
57121253
571301:04:37,138 --> 01:04:39,105
5714we're okay with you
5715sittin' that one out.
5716
57171254
571801:04:39,107 --> 01:04:41,141
5719I think it's important
5720for all the...
5721
57221255
572301:04:41,143 --> 01:04:42,875
5724all the Marys
5725in the world, you know?
5726
57271256
572801:04:42,877 --> 01:04:44,978
5729(SIGHS)
5730
57311257
573201:04:44,980 --> 01:04:46,849
5733No problemo.
5734We got a deal?
5735
57361258
573701:04:48,015 --> 01:04:50,618
5738Then I believe
5739this could work.
5740
57411259
574201:04:51,386 --> 01:04:53,719
5743(CHUCKLES)
5744Hot damn!
5745
57461260
574701:04:53,721 --> 01:04:56,357
5748Yeah. Well, good. Hey...
5749
57501261
575101:04:57,292 --> 01:04:59,391
5752- let's celebrate.
5753- GEORGE W. BUSH: Secretary Cheney visited me and Laura
5754
57551262
575601:04:59,393 --> 01:05:01,594
5757at our ranch
5758in Crawford, Texas...
5759
57601263
576101:05:01,596 --> 01:05:02,998
5762- Cheers.
5763- Cheers.
5764
57651264
576601:05:03,998 --> 01:05:09,402
5767I realized the best choice
5768was standing by my side.
5769
57701265
577101:05:09,404 --> 01:05:11,203
5772Please welcome my friend
5773
57741266
577501:05:11,205 --> 01:05:14,107
5776and my running mate
5777Dick Cheney...
5778
57791267
578001:05:14,109 --> 01:05:16,812
5781(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
5782
57831268
578401:05:19,314 --> 01:05:21,848
5785...and his lovely wife Lynne.
5786
57871269
578801:05:21,850 --> 01:05:23,049
5789KURT:
5790Dick never filled out
5791
57921270
579301:05:23,051 --> 01:05:25,484
5794his own
579583-question questionnaire.
5796
57971271
579801:05:25,486 --> 01:05:28,420
5799Full medical records
5800were never handed over.
5801
58021272
580301:05:28,422 --> 01:05:31,824
5804No tax or corporate filings.
5805Nothing.
5806
58071273
580801:05:31,826 --> 01:05:35,127
5809AUDIENCE (CHANTING):
5810Cheney! Cheney! Cheney!
5811
58121274
581301:05:35,129 --> 01:05:36,728
5814Cheney! Cheney!
5815
58161275
581701:05:36,730 --> 01:05:38,797
5818KING: To reach more
5819of his senior aides
5820
58211276
582201:05:38,799 --> 01:05:40,165
5823to find out reasons.
5824
58251277
582601:05:40,167 --> 01:05:41,500
5827But we were told
5828when he came over,
5829
58301278
583101:05:41,502 --> 01:05:42,969
5832he had already called
5833Governor Bush,
5834
58351279
583601:05:42,971 --> 01:05:44,636
5837he had wished him well,
5838and that he would deliver
5839
58401280
584101:05:44,638 --> 01:05:45,906
5842a brief concession speech
5843here tonight.
5844
58451281
584601:05:45,908 --> 01:05:47,373
5847LYNNE: I don't know.
5848
58491282
585001:05:47,375 --> 01:05:48,574
5851WOODRUFF: I think
5852we're all sitting around
5853
58541283
585501:05:48,576 --> 01:05:50,243
5856wondering what it is that, uh,
5857
58581284
585901:05:50,245 --> 01:05:52,411
5860- he may be doing backstage.
5861- They just keep going on and on.
5862
58631285
586401:05:52,413 --> 01:05:54,817
5865Gore rescinded his concession.
5866
58671286
586801:05:57,685 --> 01:06:00,890
5869They're claiming Florida
5870is too close to call.
5871
58721287
587301:06:01,756 --> 01:06:05,558
5874He can't fucking rescind
5875his concession.
5876
58771288
587801:06:05,560 --> 01:06:07,159
5879He just did.
5880
58811289
588201:06:07,161 --> 01:06:08,328
5883The Russians are loving this.
5884
58851290
588601:06:08,330 --> 01:06:10,996
5887There's gonna be
5888a recount, so...
5889
58901291
589101:06:10,998 --> 01:06:12,065
5892LYNNE:
5893I don't know.
5894
58951292
589601:06:12,067 --> 01:06:13,269
5897SCOOTER:
5898What should we do?
5899
59001293
590101:06:14,234 --> 01:06:17,305
5902We play it
5903like we've already won.
5904
59051294
590601:06:18,339 --> 01:06:21,943
5907Which means we need
5908to staff the White House.
5909
59101295
591101:06:23,111 --> 01:06:26,746
5912All right. Who's leading
5913the transition team?
5914
59151296
591601:06:26,748 --> 01:06:27,815
5917I'll do it.
5918
59191297
592001:06:29,018 --> 01:06:30,216
5921That's not something
5922a vice president
5923
59241298
592501:06:30,218 --> 01:06:31,518
5926really does, is it?
5927
59281299
592901:06:31,520 --> 01:06:32,520
5930Uh-huh.
5931
59321300
593301:06:33,520 --> 01:06:34,855
5934- It is now.
5935- REPORTER: Vice President Gore
5936
59371301
593801:06:34,857 --> 01:06:36,890
5939has called Governor Bush
5940
59411302
594201:06:36,892 --> 01:06:39,525
5943and retracted his concession,
5944
59451303
594601:06:39,527 --> 01:06:41,694
5947- because he is now...
5948- (ALL EXCLAIM)
5949
59501304
595101:06:41,696 --> 01:06:43,496
5952- LYNNE: What?
5953- ...of the mind that things could be turning
5954
59551305
595601:06:43,498 --> 01:06:45,063
5957yet again in Florida.
5958
59591306
596001:06:45,065 --> 01:06:46,933
5961LYNNE:
5962You can't do that!
5963
59641307
596501:06:46,935 --> 01:06:48,804
5966I mean, that's laughable.
5967
59681308
596901:06:50,372 --> 01:06:52,373
5970Uh, Wolfowitz.
5971
59721309
597301:06:53,808 --> 01:06:55,241
5974- State...
5975- Mmm.
5976
59771310
597801:06:55,243 --> 01:06:56,708
5979...or Pentagon?
5980
59811311
598201:06:56,710 --> 01:06:59,212
5983Depends on who your
5984Secretary of Defense is.
5985
59861312
598701:06:59,214 --> 01:07:00,379
5988- CHENEY: Rummy.
5989- Hundred percent.
5990
59911313
599201:07:00,381 --> 01:07:02,214
5993- Mm-hmm.
5994- Rumsfeld?
5995
59961314
599701:07:02,216 --> 01:07:04,451
5998Uh, doesn't Bush Senior
5999hate Rummy?
6000
60011315
600201:07:04,453 --> 01:07:05,851
6003CHENEY:
6004Not such a bad thing with W.
6005
60061316
600701:07:05,853 --> 01:07:08,120
6008He wants to be his own man.
6009
60101317
601101:07:08,122 --> 01:07:10,323
6012Rumsfeld believes
6013in a robust executive.
6014
60151318
601601:07:10,325 --> 01:07:11,924
6017That's good for us
6018on war powers.
6019
60201319
602101:07:11,926 --> 01:07:14,493
6022Just keep him out of State,
6023he'll start World War III.
6024
60251320
602601:07:14,495 --> 01:07:16,562
6027- (CHUCKLES)
6028- CHENEY: Look.
6029
60301321
603101:07:16,564 --> 01:07:21,234
6032Halliburton just gave us
6033a $26 million exit package.
6034
60351322
603601:07:21,236 --> 01:07:23,804
6037Twice what we expected.
6038
60391323
604001:07:23,806 --> 01:07:24,974
6041They're no dummies.
6042
60431324
604401:07:27,174 --> 01:07:29,377
6045Uh, sorry, gang.
6046
60471325
604801:07:30,745 --> 01:07:31,978
6049Yep.
6050
60511326
605201:07:31,980 --> 01:07:35,850
6053Think, uh, perhaps
6054I should go to the hospital.
6055
60561327
605701:07:37,518 --> 01:07:39,953
6058LYNNE: Oh, my God. Are you
6059kidding me? Oh, come on.
6060
60611328
606201:07:39,955 --> 01:07:43,355
6063MARSHAL:
6064Oyez! Oyez! Oyez!
6065
60661329
606701:07:43,357 --> 01:07:45,625
6068All persons having business
6069with the Honorable,
6070
60711330
607201:07:45,627 --> 01:07:47,159
6073the Supreme Court
6074of the United States
6075
60761331
607701:07:47,161 --> 01:07:50,230
6078are admonished to draw near
6079and give their attention,
6080
60811332
608201:07:50,232 --> 01:07:52,265
6083for the Court is now sitting.
6084
60851333
608601:07:52,267 --> 01:07:54,234
6087God bless
6088the United States and...
6089
60901334
609101:07:54,236 --> 01:07:59,071
6092KURT: December 12th, 2000.
6093Antonin Scalia, remember him,
6094
60951335
609601:07:59,073 --> 01:08:01,975
6097and the Supreme Court stopped
6098the state of Florida
6099
61001336
610101:08:01,977 --> 01:08:03,275
6102from completing their recount.
6103
61041337
610501:08:03,277 --> 01:08:05,277
6106MARSHAL:
6107God save the United States
6108
61091338
611001:08:05,279 --> 01:08:07,647
6111- and this Honorable Court.
6112- KURT: George W. Bush and Dick Cheney
6113
61141339
611501:08:07,649 --> 01:08:11,987
6116were going to the White House
6117by a margin of 537 votes.
6118
61191340
612001:08:16,991 --> 01:08:19,862
6121(SIREN WAILING)
6122
61231341
612401:08:57,733 --> 01:08:59,832
6125Hey. Hey, little Mary Claire.
6126
61271342
612801:08:59,834 --> 01:09:02,237
6129Hey, little Mary.
6130My little Mary.
6131
61321343
613301:09:03,138 --> 01:09:06,841
6134Hey, what are you doing?
6135What are you doing? Hmm?
6136
61371344
613801:09:08,210 --> 01:09:10,045
6139(CHUCKLING)
6140
61411345
614201:09:10,879 --> 01:09:13,279
6143LYNNE: Oh, they're both doing
6144really well.
6145
61461346
614701:09:13,281 --> 01:09:15,181
6148Except, I'm trying
6149to make this dinner.
6150
61511347
615201:09:15,183 --> 01:09:17,116
6153And it's, uh...
6154
61551348
615601:09:17,118 --> 01:09:19,918
6157it's this macaroni and cheese
6158
61591349
616001:09:19,920 --> 01:09:21,521
6161that you said was easy
6162
61631350
616401:09:21,523 --> 01:09:24,824
6165but it keeps just coming out
6166like a little watery.
6167
61681351
616901:09:24,826 --> 01:09:26,625
6170CHENEY: It's the milk.
6171Remember?
6172
61731352
617401:09:26,627 --> 01:09:28,227
6175You gotta add more milk.
6176
61771353
617801:09:28,229 --> 01:09:30,699
6179Yeah. It'll get thicker.
6180
61811354
618201:09:31,899 --> 01:09:33,133
6183No, no, no, no.
6184
61851355
618601:09:33,135 --> 01:09:35,668
6187I am. It's much better
6188when you use the milk.
6189
61901356
619101:09:35,670 --> 01:09:36,768
6192LYNNE:
6193There's just so much,
6194
61951357
619601:09:36,770 --> 01:09:38,570
6197so much I want
6198to say right now,
6199
62001358
620101:09:38,572 --> 01:09:40,472
6202and just, you keep doing
6203what you're doing.
6204
62051359
620601:09:40,474 --> 01:09:42,510
6207You're doing so great.
6208
62091360
621001:09:43,478 --> 01:09:45,076
6211(CHUCKLES)
6212
62131361
621401:09:45,078 --> 01:09:48,315
6215You have earned something
6216very special from your wife.
6217
62181362
621901:09:48,317 --> 01:09:49,850
6220Listen, listen, listen.
6221
62221363
622301:09:50,786 --> 01:09:54,053
6224I'm buying wine,
6225and I'm picking something up.
6226
62271364
622801:09:54,055 --> 01:09:55,491
6229Chinese?
6230
62311365
623201:09:56,823 --> 01:09:59,495
6233LYNNE: Okay,
6234I really love you.
6235
62361366
623701:10:01,062 --> 01:10:02,395
6238CHENEY:
6239I love you.
6240
62411367
624201:10:02,397 --> 01:10:04,933
6243- LYNNE: Yeah.
6244- (BOTH LAUGH)
6245
62461368
624701:10:06,466 --> 01:10:08,903
6248(CLOCK TICKING)
6249
62501369
625101:10:11,206 --> 01:10:12,608
6252(PHONE RINGING)
6253
62541370
625501:10:13,608 --> 01:10:14,941
6256RUMSFELD: Good morning
6257to you too.
6258
62591371
626001:10:14,943 --> 01:10:16,174
6261ADDINGTON:
6262We've met a few times.
6263
62641372
626501:10:16,176 --> 01:10:17,310
6266- It's nice to see you.
6267- Yes.
6268
62691373
627001:10:17,312 --> 01:10:18,378
6271Of course.
6272
62731374
627401:10:18,380 --> 01:10:19,611
6275All right. Let's...
6276
62771375
627801:10:19,613 --> 01:10:21,446
6279All right.
6280Let's get this thing underway.
6281
62821376
628301:10:21,448 --> 01:10:23,482
6284Scooter, why don't you
6285let everyone know
6286
62871377
628801:10:23,484 --> 01:10:24,918
6289the, um, lay of the land?
6290
62911378
629201:10:24,920 --> 01:10:26,485
6293SCOOTER: Of course.
6294As you all know,
6295
62961379
629701:10:26,487 --> 01:10:28,154
6298I am Scooter Libby,
6299
63001380
630101:10:28,156 --> 01:10:29,989
6302Dick's Chief of Staff.
6303
63041381
630501:10:29,991 --> 01:10:33,092
6306Uh, I'm also his
6307national security advisor
6308
63091382
631001:10:33,094 --> 01:10:35,227
6311and a special advisor
6312to the president.
6313
63141383
631501:10:35,229 --> 01:10:38,798
6316Technically, Scooter outranks
6317any of Bush's people.
6318
63191384
632001:10:38,800 --> 01:10:43,002
6321Mary Matalin will serve
6322as counselor to the VP
6323
63241385
632501:10:43,004 --> 01:10:44,169
6326and assistant to Bush.
6327
63281386
632901:10:44,171 --> 01:10:46,039
6330David Addington,
6331
63321387
633301:10:46,041 --> 01:10:47,440
6334Dick's main legal counsel,
6335
63361388
633701:10:47,442 --> 01:10:49,542
6338will play center field
6339on all matters
6340
63411389
634201:10:49,544 --> 01:10:51,844
6343relating to executive power.
6344
63451390
634601:10:51,846 --> 01:10:55,548
6347The president
6348has Alberto Gonzales,
6349
63501391
635101:10:55,550 --> 01:10:57,316
6352Karl Rove,
6353
63541392
635501:10:57,318 --> 01:11:00,619
6356Karen Hughes as his team.
6357
63581393
635901:11:00,621 --> 01:11:03,188
6360Quite frankly,
6361Gonzales has no clue.
6362
63631394
636401:11:03,190 --> 01:11:05,626
6365Um... Rove is a hack.
6366
63671395
636801:11:06,627 --> 01:11:08,927
6369Hughes should be
6370in double-A ball.
6371
63721396
637301:11:08,929 --> 01:11:12,664
6374So we will have
6375fairly unobstructed access
6376
63771397
637801:11:12,666 --> 01:11:14,202
6379to the Oval Office.
6380
63811398
638201:11:15,202 --> 01:11:17,035
6383We will be automatically
6384
63851399
638601:11:17,037 --> 01:11:19,504
6387Bcc'd on all e-mails
6388
63891400
639001:11:19,506 --> 01:11:21,341
6391that the president receives
6392or sends,
6393
63941401
639501:11:21,343 --> 01:11:24,110
6396as well as have access
6397to his schedule
6398
63991402
640001:11:24,112 --> 01:11:27,347
6401the second that it is set
6402or changed.
6403
64041403
640501:11:27,349 --> 01:11:28,948
6406CHENEY: And we will
6407also be receiving
6408
64091404
641001:11:28,950 --> 01:11:32,051
6411the daily intelligence briefing
6412before the president.
6413
64141405
641501:11:32,053 --> 01:11:34,654
6416That gets us inside
6417the decision curve.
6418
64191406
642001:11:34,656 --> 01:11:36,825
6421Which we'll actually
6422be reading.
6423
64241407
642501:11:37,591 --> 01:11:39,359
6426Bush approved all of this?
6427
64281408
642901:11:39,361 --> 01:11:41,196
6430Mmm, we have, uh,
6431
64321409
643301:11:42,229 --> 01:11:43,463
6434an understanding.
6435
64361410
643701:11:43,465 --> 01:11:44,763
6438What about the e-mails?
6439
64401411
644101:11:44,765 --> 01:11:46,499
6442Paper shredders
6443don't work for e-mails.
6444
64451412
644601:11:46,501 --> 01:11:48,500
6447The entire administration
6448will run off
6449
64501413
645101:11:48,502 --> 01:11:50,402
6452the RNC's private server.
6453
64541414
645501:11:50,404 --> 01:11:53,271
6456And we've deactivated
6457automatic archiving.
6458
64591415
646001:11:53,273 --> 01:11:54,273
6461We're clean.
6462
64631416
646401:11:55,343 --> 01:11:56,709
6465Okay.
6466
64671417
646801:11:56,711 --> 01:11:58,543
6469So over at the Pentagon,
6470we got Don,
6471
64721418
647301:11:58,545 --> 01:11:59,712
6474- Secretary of Defense.
6475- RUMSFELD: Mm-hmm.
6476
64771419
647801:11:59,714 --> 01:12:01,446
6479SCOOTER:
6480Paul Wolfowitz,
6481
64821420
648301:12:01,448 --> 01:12:03,749
6484who worked with Team B
6485in the Ford days,
6486
64871421
648801:12:03,751 --> 01:12:05,752
6489Deputy Secretary of Defense.
6490
64911422
649201:12:05,754 --> 01:12:06,686
6493CHENEY:
6494Let's check,
6495
64961423
649701:12:06,688 --> 01:12:09,288
6498see what plans
6499
65001424
650101:12:09,290 --> 01:12:10,789
6502they had
6503to invade Iraq.
6504
65051425
650601:12:10,791 --> 01:12:12,458
6507It's already in the works.
6508
65091426
651001:12:12,460 --> 01:12:14,860
6511Got Ashcroft over at the DOJ.
6512
65131427
651401:12:14,862 --> 01:12:17,763
6515State seems to be
6516the only tricky department.
6517
65181428
651901:12:17,765 --> 01:12:21,000
6520That's Colin Powell,
6521his guy Lawrence Wilkerson.
6522
65231429
652401:12:21,002 --> 01:12:23,302
6525Colin Powell, who never met
6526a camera he didn't like.
6527
65281430
652901:12:23,304 --> 01:12:24,669
6530Wilkerson's a true believer.
6531
65321431
653301:12:24,671 --> 01:12:25,938
6534WOLFOWITZ: We've got Bolton
6535over there.
6536
65371432
653801:12:25,940 --> 01:12:27,774
6539He's a loose cannon,
6540but he's loyal.
6541
65421433
654301:12:27,776 --> 01:12:30,375
6544Mmm. I wanna get Liz
6545in there as well.
6546
65471434
654801:12:30,377 --> 01:12:31,710
6549Let's make sure that happens.
6550
65511435
655201:12:31,712 --> 01:12:33,579
6553- Okay, Dad.
6554- Consider it done.
6555
65561436
655701:12:33,581 --> 01:12:37,415
6558And this list of,
6559uh, our people
6560
65611437
656201:12:37,417 --> 01:12:39,752
6563does not include
6564about 800 others,
6565
65661438
656701:12:39,754 --> 01:12:42,487
6568uh, lobbyists,
6569industry insiders
6570
65711439
657201:12:42,489 --> 01:12:45,458
6573that we placed
6574in the regulatory jobs.
6575
65761440
657701:12:45,460 --> 01:12:46,659
6578What about Bush's friends?
6579
65801441
658101:12:46,661 --> 01:12:48,293
6582Ridge? Pataki? Thompson?
6583
65841442
658501:12:48,295 --> 01:12:49,628
6586I haven't heard their names.
6587
65881443
658901:12:49,630 --> 01:12:52,198
6590They were not,
6591um, offered jobs
6592
65931444
659401:12:52,200 --> 01:12:54,866
6595in this administration,
6596uh, at this time.
6597
65981445
659901:12:54,868 --> 01:12:56,869
6600RUMSFELD: Not offered jobs
6601at this time?
6602
66031446
660401:12:56,871 --> 01:12:59,873
6605Are you even more ruthless than
6606you used to be there, Dick?
6607
66081447
660901:12:59,875 --> 01:13:01,877
6610Or are you just
6611not getting laid?
6612
66131448
661401:13:07,415 --> 01:13:08,646
6615All right, moving on.
6616
66171449
661801:13:08,648 --> 01:13:10,618
6619Um, got Paul O'Neill.
6620
66211450
662201:13:14,889 --> 01:13:18,191
6623You haven't been here
6624in over twenty years.
6625
66261451
662701:13:18,193 --> 01:13:19,391
6628Times have changed.
6629
66301452
663101:13:19,393 --> 01:13:21,593
6632The, uh, softer touch,
6633
66341453
663501:13:21,595 --> 01:13:23,463
6636that's the norm now.
6637
66381454
663901:13:23,465 --> 01:13:26,966
6640We have the conservative
6641TV and radio
6642
66431455
664401:13:26,968 --> 01:13:29,304
6645- doing the yelling for us.
6646- Mm-hmm.
6647
66481456
664901:13:30,104 --> 01:13:31,803
6650RUMSFELD: Is your old friend
6651embarrassing you?
6652
66531457
665401:13:31,805 --> 01:13:33,071
6655Is that it, Dick?
6656
66571458
665801:13:33,073 --> 01:13:34,809
6659(CHENEY CHUCKLES)
6660
66611459
666201:13:36,309 --> 01:13:39,111
6663Soft touch. That's all.
6664
66651460
666601:13:39,113 --> 01:13:40,745
6667All right,
6668I have to go to my office
6669
66701461
667101:13:40,747 --> 01:13:41,748
6672at the
6673House of Representatives.
6674
66751462
667601:13:41,750 --> 01:13:43,082
6677You mean the Senate?
6678
66791463
668001:13:43,084 --> 01:13:45,187
6681Vice president,
6682tiebreaker in the Senate.
6683
66841464
668501:13:46,354 --> 01:13:48,489
6686Nope, I mean the House.
6687
66881465
668901:13:49,256 --> 01:13:51,524
6690KURT: Dick Cheney had used
6691an old connection
6692
66931466
669401:13:51,526 --> 01:13:52,959
6695with former wrestling coach
6696
66971467
669801:13:52,961 --> 01:13:55,393
6699and Speaker of the House
6700Dennis Hastert
6701
67021468
670301:13:55,395 --> 01:13:57,597
6704to get an office at the
6705House of Representatives.
6706
67071469
670801:13:57,599 --> 01:13:59,999
6709The House is where
6710revenue bills originate,
6711
67121470
671301:14:00,001 --> 01:14:02,569
6714and he wanted to be
6715near the money faucet.
6716
67171471
671801:14:02,571 --> 01:14:05,040
6719Hey, Dick.
6720Will this work for you?
6721
67221472
672301:14:06,741 --> 01:14:08,676
6724Two more offices
6725in the Senate.
6726
67271473
672801:14:09,478 --> 01:14:11,877
6729Hey, Dick,
6730I found this extra office.
6731
67321474
673301:14:11,879 --> 01:14:13,346
6734I hope it works for you.
6735
67361475
673701:14:13,348 --> 01:14:14,946
6738And one in the Pentagon.
6739
67401476
674101:14:14,948 --> 01:14:18,049
6742Welcome to your new home
6743away from home.
6744
67451477
674601:14:18,051 --> 01:14:21,186
6747I got you
6748a little housewarming gift.
6749
67501478
675101:14:21,188 --> 01:14:23,755
6752KURT: And later, when Cheney
6753needed intelligence
6754
67551479
675601:14:23,757 --> 01:14:25,124
6757to invade Iraq,
6758
67591480
676001:14:25,126 --> 01:14:26,926
6761a conference room at the CIA.
6762
67631481
676401:14:26,928 --> 01:14:29,730
6765This room is soundproof
6766and secure.
6767
67681482
676901:14:30,931 --> 01:14:33,365
6770KURT:
6771Cheney was everywhere.
6772
67731483
677401:14:33,367 --> 01:14:35,601
6775But the most powerful place
6776in all of D.C.
6777
67781484
677901:14:35,603 --> 01:14:38,503
6780was a nondescript
6781conference room
6782
67831485
678401:14:38,505 --> 01:14:39,938
6785at a relatively new think tank
6786
67871486
678801:14:39,940 --> 01:14:42,775
6789called Americans
6790for Tax Reform.
6791
67921487
679301:14:42,777 --> 01:14:45,811
6794Grover Norquist ran
6795the anti-tax group
6796
67971488
679801:14:45,813 --> 01:14:48,446
6799with huge funding from
6800the Koch brothers network,
6801
68021489
680301:14:48,448 --> 01:14:51,018
6804big oil, and big tobacco.
6805
68061490
680701:14:51,885 --> 01:14:53,319
6808His "Wednesday meeting,"
6809
68101491
681101:14:53,321 --> 01:14:56,923
6812as it was called,
6813had become the center
6814
68151492
681601:14:56,925 --> 01:14:58,559
6817of the Republican world.
6818
68191493
682001:14:59,359 --> 01:15:03,698
6821Let's go ahead and start
6822with the estate tax.
6823
68241494
682501:15:04,565 --> 01:15:06,633
6826Now, this has been hard
6827to eliminate,
6828
68291495
683001:15:06,635 --> 01:15:09,668
6831because the tax only
6832affects those estates
6833
68341496
683501:15:09,670 --> 01:15:11,471
6836worth over two million.
6837
68381497
683901:15:11,473 --> 01:15:13,972
6840But we've made strides,
6841
68421498
684301:15:13,974 --> 01:15:17,211
6844and marketing guru Frank Luntz
6845is here to help.
6846
68471499
684801:15:18,345 --> 01:15:20,482
6849(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
6850
68511500
685201:15:23,283 --> 01:15:24,549
6853Hello, all.
6854
68551501
685601:15:24,551 --> 01:15:25,817
6857(CLICKS TONGUE)
6858
68591502
686001:15:25,819 --> 01:15:28,687
6861Getting regular people
6862to support cutting taxes
6863
68641503
686501:15:28,689 --> 01:15:29,856
6866on the very wealthy
6867
68681504
686901:15:29,858 --> 01:15:31,990
6870has always been
6871extremely hard.
6872
68731505
687401:15:31,992 --> 01:15:34,994
6875We've had some success
6876in the past,
6877
68781506
687901:15:34,996 --> 01:15:37,966
6880but the estate tax has
6881always been very difficult.
6882
68831507
688401:15:39,067 --> 01:15:40,135
6885However...
6886
68871508
688801:15:41,001 --> 01:15:43,104
6889I think we may have had
6890a breakthrough.
6891
68921509
689301:15:44,004 --> 01:15:47,373
6894Now, the estate tax kicks in
6895
68961510
689701:15:47,375 --> 01:15:51,710
6898on anyone inheriting
6899over two million dollars.
6900
69011511
690201:15:51,712 --> 01:15:53,782
6903How many of you have
6904a problem with that?
6905
69061512
690701:15:54,882 --> 01:15:56,749
6908Okay. How many
6909of you would have
6910
69111513
691201:15:56,751 --> 01:15:58,651
6913a problem
6914with something called
6915
69161514
691701:15:58,653 --> 01:16:00,422
6918a death tax?
6919
69201515
692101:16:05,059 --> 01:16:08,026
6922Instead of global warming,
6923
69241516
692501:16:08,028 --> 01:16:10,829
6926which we all agree
6927sounds very scary...
6928
69291517
693001:16:10,831 --> 01:16:12,865
6931(PEOPLE CHUCKLE)
6932
69331518
693401:16:12,867 --> 01:16:14,900
6935we call it
6936
69371519
693801:16:14,902 --> 01:16:16,602
6939climate change.
6940
69411520
694201:16:16,604 --> 01:16:17,802
6943RADIO HOST:
6944Folks, the government
6945
69461521
694701:16:17,804 --> 01:16:19,938
6948is taking your money
6949after you die.
6950
69511522
695201:16:19,940 --> 01:16:21,240
6953LIMBAUGH (ON RADIO): Now,
6954we all know the Democrats
6955
69561523
695701:16:21,242 --> 01:16:22,808
6958despise tax cuts,
6959especially for the rich.
6960
69611524
696201:16:22,810 --> 01:16:24,477
6963GOLDBERG (ON TV):
6964I want somebody to get rid
6965
69661525
696701:16:24,479 --> 01:16:26,111
6968of the death tax,
6969that's what I want.
6970
69711526
697201:16:26,113 --> 01:16:27,579
6973I don't want to get taxed
6974just 'cause I die.
6975
69761527
697701:16:27,581 --> 01:16:29,315
6978LIMBAUGH:
6979I mean, give me a break!
6980
69811528
698201:16:29,317 --> 01:16:30,949
6983GOLDBERG: If I give something to my
6984kid, I already paid the tax.
6985
69861529
698701:16:30,951 --> 01:16:32,183
6988Why I gotta pay again
6989'cause I died?
6990
69911530
699201:16:32,185 --> 01:16:33,652
6993It's like being chastised!
6994I hate it.
6995
69961531
699701:16:33,654 --> 01:16:35,487
6998The death tax has to go.
6999
70001532
700101:16:35,489 --> 01:16:37,955
7002The elite liberals
7003in Washington would tax us
7004
70051533
700601:16:37,957 --> 01:16:39,926
7007for laughing or crying
7008if they could.
7009
70101534
701101:16:39,928 --> 01:16:42,361
7012So, with one
7013of the biggest media
7014
70151535
701601:16:42,363 --> 01:16:45,767
7017and political machines
7018ever created behind him,
7019
70201536
702101:16:46,635 --> 01:16:50,669
7022Cheney was able to squash
7023action on global warming,
7024
70251537
702601:16:50,671 --> 01:16:52,338
7027cut taxes for the super rich,
7028
70291538
703001:16:52,340 --> 01:16:55,674
7031and gut regulations
7032for massive corporations.
7033
70341539
703501:16:55,676 --> 01:16:56,976
7036And then there was Cheney's
7037
70381540
703901:16:56,978 --> 01:16:59,645
7040National Energy Policy
7041Development Group.
7042
70431541
704401:16:59,647 --> 01:17:03,950
7045His first major test
7046to expand executive power.
7047
70481542
704901:17:03,952 --> 01:17:06,084
7050I don't understand
7051what the goddamn problem is.
7052
70531543
705401:17:06,086 --> 01:17:07,820
7055I want to hear
7056what the energy CEOs need,
7057
70581544
705901:17:07,822 --> 01:17:09,187
7060and I'm not allowed to?
7061
70621545
706301:17:09,189 --> 01:17:11,089
7064- ADDINGTON: It's called FACA.
7065- The hell is FACA?
7066
70671546
706801:17:11,091 --> 01:17:12,959
7069ADDINGTON: It's the Federal
7070Advisory Committees Act.
7071
70721547
707301:17:12,961 --> 01:17:15,594
7074Congress got their panties
7075in a bunch that, you know,
7076
70771548
707801:17:15,596 --> 01:17:18,763
7079elected officials would
7080just let CEOs roll in
7081
70821549
708301:17:18,765 --> 01:17:20,902
7084and, you know, write the laws.
7085
70861550
708701:17:22,737 --> 01:17:24,369
7088The act demands that, uh,
7089
70901551
709101:17:24,371 --> 01:17:28,775
7092appropriate government employees
7093be present.
7094
70951552
709601:17:28,777 --> 01:17:30,412
7097Hold on a second.
7098
70991553
710001:17:31,879 --> 01:17:33,014
7101What's your name?
7102
71031554
710401:17:33,813 --> 01:17:35,448
7105Doug.
7106
71071555
710801:17:35,450 --> 01:17:38,049
7109Doug, how long have you
7110been working reception
7111
71121556
711301:17:38,051 --> 01:17:39,554
7114at the Department of Energy?
7115
71161557
711701:17:40,787 --> 01:17:42,654
7118Three months.
7119
71201558
712101:17:42,656 --> 01:17:43,892
7122Perfect.
7123
71241559
712501:17:47,162 --> 01:17:49,594
7126So what am I supposed
7127to do here?
7128
71291560
713001:17:49,596 --> 01:17:51,897
7131Just sit there
7132and be quiet.
7133
71341561
713501:17:51,899 --> 01:17:53,167
7136Got it.
7137
71381562
713901:17:57,037 --> 01:17:59,440
7140- (CLEARS THROAT) Gentlemen.
7141- Hello. (CLEARS THROAT)
7142
71431563
714401:18:00,742 --> 01:18:02,575
7145Hello... (BLEEP)
7146
71471564
714801:18:02,577 --> 01:18:03,577
7149(BLEEP)
7150
71511565
715201:18:04,778 --> 01:18:06,078
7153How's your business
7154at... (BLEEP)
7155
71561566
715701:18:06,080 --> 01:18:09,848
7158We're good.
7159Our stock... (BLEEP)
7160
71611567
716201:18:09,850 --> 01:18:12,884
7163And California
7164has been really... (BLEEP)
7165
71661568
716701:18:12,886 --> 01:18:14,686
7168- since deregulation.
7169- CHENEY: Great to hear.
7170
71711569
717201:18:15,422 --> 01:18:18,691
7173Oh. He's with
7174the energy department.
7175
71761570
717701:18:18,693 --> 01:18:20,896
7178(INDISTINCT AUDIO
7179ON EARPHONES)
7180
71811571
718201:18:22,063 --> 01:18:23,963
7183KURT: The details
7184of Cheney's meetings
7185
71861572
718701:18:23,965 --> 01:18:27,432
7188with the energy CEOs
7189were never disclosed.
7190
71911573
719201:18:27,434 --> 01:18:30,002
7193But a Freedom
7194of Information request
7195
71961574
719701:18:30,004 --> 01:18:32,003
7198did provide some documents,
7199
72001575
720101:18:32,005 --> 01:18:34,272
7202including a map
7203of Iraq's oil fields
7204
72051576
720601:18:34,274 --> 01:18:35,941
7207with all of the oil companies
7208
72091577
721001:18:35,943 --> 01:18:38,543
7211that would be interested
7212in acquiring them
7213
72141578
721501:18:38,545 --> 01:18:42,917
7216if somehow they were ever
7217to become available.
7218
72191579
722001:18:45,720 --> 01:18:48,721
7221And then, it happened.
7222
72231580
722401:18:48,723 --> 01:18:51,691
7225Would you like to lower
7226your monthly mortgage payments
7227
72281581
722901:18:51,693 --> 01:18:54,060
7230or use the equity in your home
7231to consolidate
7232
72331582
723401:18:54,062 --> 01:18:55,860
7235your credit card
7236or other debts?
7237
72381583
723901:18:55,862 --> 01:18:57,062
7240Just log...
7241
72421584
724301:18:57,064 --> 01:18:58,330
7244LIN (ON TV): Yeah.
7245This just in.
7246
72471585
724801:18:58,332 --> 01:18:59,932
7249You are looking at obviously
7250
72511586
725201:18:59,934 --> 01:19:01,534
7253a very disturbing
7254live shot there.
7255
72561587
725701:19:01,536 --> 01:19:03,102
7258That is
7259the World Trade Center,
7260
72611588
726201:19:03,104 --> 01:19:05,737
7263and we have unconfirmed
7264reports this morning
7265
72661589
726701:19:05,739 --> 01:19:09,176
7268that a plane has crashed
7269into one of the towers.
7270
72711590
727201:19:09,943 --> 01:19:11,610
7273DAHLER (ON TV):
7274It... it does not appear
7275
72761591
727701:19:11,612 --> 01:19:13,745
7278that there's any kind
7279of an effort up there yet.
7280
72811592
728201:19:13,747 --> 01:19:15,347
7283- Now, remember... Oh, my God.
7284- (MATALIN GASPS)
7285
72861593
728701:19:15,349 --> 01:19:17,249
7288- NEWS STAFFER: Oh, God!
7289- Dear God.
7290
72911594
729201:19:17,251 --> 01:19:18,651
7293JENNINGS (ON TV): That looks
7294like a second plane.
7295
72961595
729701:19:18,653 --> 01:19:20,285
7298AGENT: Mr. Vice President,
7299we have information
7300
73011596
730201:19:20,287 --> 01:19:22,021
7303that a plane's headed to
7304the White House this moment.
7305
73061597
730701:19:22,023 --> 01:19:24,021
7308We have less than a minute to get
7309to the secure underground bunker.
7310
73111598
731201:19:24,023 --> 01:19:25,993
7313Let's go! Move!
7314
73151599
731601:19:27,228 --> 01:19:28,160
7317Move!
7318
73191600
732001:19:28,162 --> 01:19:29,160
7321Move! It's clear!
7322
73231601
732401:19:29,162 --> 01:19:31,063
7325Sir, this way. Right now.
7326
73271602
732801:19:31,065 --> 01:19:32,763
7329REPORTER: Capitol is being
7330evacuated, we're told,
7331
73321603
733301:19:32,765 --> 01:19:35,901
7334and clearly that shot that
7335we have on our screen now,
7336
73371604
733801:19:35,903 --> 01:19:37,335
7339this is the Pentagon
7340
73411605
734201:19:37,337 --> 01:19:40,005
7343just across the river
7344from Washington, D.C.
7345
73461606
734701:19:40,007 --> 01:19:41,074
7348You got to believe...
7349
73501607
735101:19:41,076 --> 01:19:42,642
7352I need you
7353to take me to Dick.
7354
73551608
735601:19:42,644 --> 01:19:45,578
7357Mrs. Cheney, we cannot
7358go back to the White House,
7359
73601609
736101:19:45,580 --> 01:19:46,911
7362I am being told no one...
7363
73641610
736501:19:46,913 --> 01:19:48,480
7366Either you take me
7367to the White House...
7368
73691611
737001:19:48,482 --> 01:19:51,051
7371- (SIRENS WAILING)
7372- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
7373
73741612
737501:19:57,390 --> 01:20:00,460
7376Author is on the move.
7377Coming out.
7378
73791613
738001:20:01,429 --> 01:20:04,396
7381REPORTER (ON TV): ...the Twin
7382Towers of the World Trade Center.
7383
73841614
738501:20:04,398 --> 01:20:06,499
7386STAFFER: Have you gotten
7387the Prime Minister yet?
7388
73891615
739001:20:06,501 --> 01:20:08,468
7391WOMAN (ON TV): ...headed directly
7392into the World Trade Center.
7393
73941616
739501:20:08,470 --> 01:20:10,069
7396(SOBS)
7397It just flew into it.
7398
73991617
740001:20:10,071 --> 01:20:12,003
7401HUGHES: Canada's Prime Minister
7402is on the phone.
7403
74041618
740501:20:12,005 --> 01:20:13,338
7406That's right,
7407we got planes in the air
7408
74091619
741001:20:13,340 --> 01:20:14,940
7411and nowhere for them to land.
7412
74131620
741401:20:14,942 --> 01:20:17,942
7415RICE: Permission for them
7416to land at Canadian airports,
7417
74181621
741901:20:17,944 --> 01:20:19,411
7420international flights
7421into Newfoundland.
7422
74231622
742401:20:19,413 --> 01:20:21,347
7425MINETA: I still have one plane
7426unaccounted for
7427
74281623
742901:20:21,349 --> 01:20:22,414
7430flying over Pennsylvania.
7431
74321624
743301:20:22,416 --> 01:20:23,516
7434SCOOTER:
7435Sir, Donald Rumsfeld
7436
74371625
743801:20:23,518 --> 01:20:24,784
7439is at the Pentagon
7440on line three.
7441
74421626
744301:20:24,786 --> 01:20:26,017
7444- That?
7445- SCOOTER: Mm-hmm.
7446
74471627
744801:20:26,019 --> 01:20:27,254
7449Yes, sir.
7450
74511628
745201:20:28,456 --> 01:20:30,655
7453CHENEY:
7454You have authorization
7455
74561629
745701:20:30,657 --> 01:20:33,158
7458to shoot down any aircraft
7459
74601630
746101:20:33,160 --> 01:20:34,960
7462deemed a threat.
7463
74641631
746501:20:34,962 --> 01:20:36,695
7466RUMSFELD:
7467Presidential authority?
7468
74691632
747001:20:36,697 --> 01:20:37,762
7471CHENEY: That is correct.
7472
74731633
747401:20:37,764 --> 01:20:39,597
7475All orders are UNODIR.
7476
74771634
747801:20:39,599 --> 01:20:40,531
7479RICE: "UNODIR", sir?
7480
74811635
748201:20:40,533 --> 01:20:42,368
7483HUGHES:
7484Unless otherwise directed.
7485
74861636
748701:20:42,370 --> 01:20:44,302
7488RICE: Mr. Vice President,
7489are we sure these are
7490
74911637
749201:20:44,304 --> 01:20:46,338
7493the proper rules of engagement?
7494
74951638
749601:20:46,340 --> 01:20:48,640
7497The country's under attack,
7498the ROE is fluid.
7499
75001639
750101:20:48,642 --> 01:20:51,142
7502- David... Addington, David.
7503- ADDINGTON: Yes, sir.
7504
75051640
750601:20:51,144 --> 01:20:52,645
7507KURT: Now,
7508we don't know exactly
7509
75101641
751101:20:52,647 --> 01:20:55,280
7512what the people
7513in that room were thinking.
7514
75151642
751601:20:55,282 --> 01:20:57,383
7517But it's safe to assume
7518
75191643
752001:20:57,385 --> 01:21:00,686
7521that at least one person
7522wondered why
7523
75241644
752501:21:00,688 --> 01:21:02,820
7526in the midst
7527of the most fateful day
7528
75291645
753001:21:02,822 --> 01:21:04,589
7531in American history
7532
75331646
753401:21:04,591 --> 01:21:07,627
7535was Dick Cheney
7536talking to his lawyer.
7537
75381647
753901:21:07,629 --> 01:21:09,328
7540And, um, what, um...
7541
75421648
754301:21:09,330 --> 01:21:11,897
7544- Mr. Vice President?
7545- ...authority will he need?
7546
75471649
754801:21:11,899 --> 01:21:13,266
7549- So, start working on...
7550- (CLEARS THROAT)
7551
75521650
755301:21:13,268 --> 01:21:14,435
7554Mr. Vice President?
7555
75561651
755701:21:15,470 --> 01:21:17,136
7558The congressional members
7559you sent
7560
75611652
756201:21:17,138 --> 01:21:18,803
7563to Mount Weather
7564Emergency Operations Center
7565
75661653
756701:21:18,805 --> 01:21:20,972
7568- wanna leave.
7569- Nope.
7570
75711654
757201:21:20,974 --> 01:21:22,307
7573HUGHES: Excuse me?
7574
75751655
757601:21:22,309 --> 01:21:24,343
7577(SIGHS)
7578They're not going anywhere.
7579
75801656
758101:21:24,345 --> 01:21:28,550
7582Just, uh, tell them, um,
7583we have all the helicopters.
7584
75851657
758601:21:29,716 --> 01:21:30,818
7587Yes, sir.
7588
75891658
759001:21:31,952 --> 01:21:33,252
7591I'm sorry,
7592that is a negative.
7593
75941659
759501:21:33,254 --> 01:21:35,353
7596They are to remain
7597where they are.
7598
75991660
760001:21:35,355 --> 01:21:37,589
7601There's no helicopters
7602available for evac.
7603
76041661
760501:21:37,591 --> 01:21:39,391
7606That is correct.
7607
76081662
760901:21:39,393 --> 01:21:42,163
7610If you would be so kind
7611to relay that information.
7612
76131663
761401:21:44,764 --> 01:21:45,799
7615LYNNE: Are we at war?
7616
76171664
761801:21:47,035 --> 01:21:48,667
7619Yes, we are.
7620
76211665
762201:21:48,669 --> 01:21:50,035
7623LYNNE:
7624With whom?
7625
76261666
762701:21:50,037 --> 01:21:52,339
7628(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
7629
76301667
763101:22:02,450 --> 01:22:03,816
7632RADIO OPERATOR:
7633Depot street.
7634
76351668
763601:22:03,818 --> 01:22:05,150
7637Truck pulling in
7638across from Depot Street.
7639
76401669
764101:22:05,152 --> 01:22:07,589
7642(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)
7643
76441670
764501:22:11,158 --> 01:22:14,093
7646Unit 9-3.
76470-3-15 negative.
7648
76491671
765001:22:14,095 --> 01:22:17,128
7651(RADIO CHATTER CONTINUES)
7652
76531672
765401:22:17,130 --> 01:22:19,597
76551-5-2-7, Brian.
7656
76571673
765801:22:19,599 --> 01:22:20,966
7659God damn it.
7660
76611674
766201:22:20,968 --> 01:22:22,267
7663TENET:
7664We picked up chatter
7665
76661675
766701:22:22,269 --> 01:22:24,436
7668from well-known
7669Al-Qaeda operatives
7670
76711676
767201:22:24,438 --> 01:22:26,204
7673celebrating today's attack.
7674
76751677
767601:22:26,206 --> 01:22:27,505
7677RUMSFELD:
7678We shouldn't rule out Iraq.
7679
76801678
768101:22:27,507 --> 01:22:29,508
7682RICE: But what's
7683Al-Qaeda's leader's name?
7684
76851679
768601:22:29,510 --> 01:22:31,744
7687His name is Osama bin Laden.
7688
76891680
769001:22:31,746 --> 01:22:33,411
7691CLARKE:
7692But this is clearly Al-Qaeda.
7693
76941681
769501:22:33,413 --> 01:22:35,548
7696I've been tracking
7697their movements for years.
7698
76991682
770001:22:35,550 --> 01:22:37,082
7701Their fingerprints
7702are all over this.
7703
77041683
770501:22:37,084 --> 01:22:39,153
7706Iraq has all the good targets.
7707
77081684
770901:22:40,020 --> 01:22:41,387
7710Iraq has nothing
7711to do with this, Don.
7712
77131685
771401:22:41,389 --> 01:22:43,121
7715RUMSFELD: Richard,
7716you don't know that for sure.
7717
77181686
771901:22:43,123 --> 01:22:44,489
7720CLARKE:
7721I do know that.
7722
77231687
772401:22:44,491 --> 01:22:45,691
7725POWELL:
7726Mr. President, if I may.
7727
77281688
772901:22:45,693 --> 01:22:46,725
7730(SIGHS)
7731
77321689
773301:22:46,727 --> 01:22:49,762
7734Afghanistan is
7735Al-Qaeda's headquarters.
7736
77371690
773801:22:49,764 --> 01:22:51,329
7739- That is where our focus should be.
7740- CLARKE: Yeah.
7741
77421691
774301:22:51,331 --> 01:22:54,533
7744TENET: And the CIA would
7745be capable of taking out
7746
77471692
774801:22:54,535 --> 01:22:56,035
7749the Taliban's power structure.
7750
77511693
775201:22:56,037 --> 01:22:58,102
7753RUMSFELD: Yeah.
7754All due respect, George,
7755
77561694
775701:22:58,104 --> 01:22:59,038
7758Mr. President...
7759
77601695
776101:22:59,040 --> 01:23:01,005
7762we are the Pentagon,
7763
77641696
776501:23:01,007 --> 01:23:02,740
7766and this is what we do.
7767
77681697
776901:23:02,742 --> 01:23:03,911
7770Don.
7771
77721698
777301:23:14,956 --> 01:23:19,091
7774Okay. We'll, uh, we'll go
7775with Tenet and the CIA.
7776
77771699
777801:23:19,093 --> 01:23:21,325
7779I'll make some calls
7780to our allies.
7781
77821700
778301:23:21,327 --> 01:23:22,326
7784RICE: Thank you, sir.
7785
77861701
778701:23:22,328 --> 01:23:24,665
7788(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
7789
77901702
779101:23:25,565 --> 01:23:29,668
7792I think, uh, given the current
7793situation, Mr. President,
7794
77951703
779601:23:29,670 --> 01:23:33,405
7797it is wise that we not be
7798in the same location
7799
78001704
780101:23:33,407 --> 01:23:37,109
7802for COG,
7803Continuity of Government.
7804
78051705
780601:23:37,111 --> 01:23:39,412
7807GEORGE W. BUSH:
7808Of course.
7809
78101706
781101:23:40,180 --> 01:23:42,282
7812We gonna be all right
7813on this, aren't we?
7814
78151707
781601:23:43,317 --> 01:23:46,654
7817Yes, sir. Yes, we are.
7818
78191708
782001:23:50,157 --> 01:23:52,924
7821AGENT 1 (ON RADIO): Angler has taken
7822off to an undisclosed location.
7823
78241709
782501:23:52,926 --> 01:23:54,660
7826I repeat, Angler is airborne.
7827
78281710
782901:23:54,662 --> 01:23:56,829
7830AGENT 2:
7831Angler? That's the VP?
7832
78331711
783401:23:56,831 --> 01:23:58,463
7835I thought only
7836the president could land
7837
78381712
783901:23:58,465 --> 01:24:00,298
7840and take off
7841from the south lawn.
7842
78431713
784401:24:00,300 --> 01:24:01,734
7845AGENT 1:
7846What can I tell you?
7847
78481714
784901:24:01,736 --> 01:24:02,970
7850Today's fucked.
7851
78521715
785301:24:05,072 --> 01:24:07,275
7854(ENGINE ROARING)
7855
78561716
785701:24:27,361 --> 01:24:30,562
7858This intelligence
7859has been edited,
7860
78611717
786201:24:30,564 --> 01:24:33,199
7863redacted, and reduced.
7864
78651718
786601:24:33,201 --> 01:24:35,200
7867Mr. Vice President,
7868usually we vet
7869
78701719
787101:24:35,202 --> 01:24:36,602
7872the daily intelligence
7873threat matrix
7874
78751720
787601:24:36,604 --> 01:24:38,837
7877to eliminate unreliable
7878sources, non-players...
7879
78801721
788101:24:38,839 --> 01:24:43,845
7882Stop. Don't you dare give me
7883a damn disquisition...
7884
78851722
788601:24:44,845 --> 01:24:46,344
7887on what I cannot hear.
7888
78891723
789001:24:46,346 --> 01:24:48,347
7891FEMALE OFFICER 1:
7892Mr. Vice President,
7893
78941724
789501:24:48,349 --> 01:24:50,029
7896a lot of this intelligence
7897is not verified.
7898
78991725
790001:24:51,352 --> 01:24:52,651
7901CHENEY: I'm gonna say this
7902for the last time.
7903
79041726
790501:24:52,653 --> 01:24:53,651
7906I want to hear everything
7907
79081727
790901:24:53,653 --> 01:24:56,353
7910every day, from now on.
7911
79121728
791301:24:56,355 --> 01:24:57,589
7914MALE OFFICER:
7915Yes, sir.
7916
79171729
791801:24:57,591 --> 01:24:59,891
7919- CHENEY: Proceed.
7920- (CLEARS THROAT)
7921
79221730
792301:24:59,893 --> 01:25:02,293
7924We're tracking
7925the possibility of bio-attacks
7926
79271731
792801:25:02,295 --> 01:25:05,730
7929using Sarin gas,
7930cowpox, Ebola.
7931
79321732
793301:25:05,732 --> 01:25:08,636
7934There was a post
7935on a dark website
7936
79371733
793801:25:09,769 --> 01:25:12,404
7939about mass beheadings
7940in residential areas.
7941
79421734
794301:25:12,406 --> 01:25:13,804
7944MALE OFFICER 1:
7945Movie studios, museums,
7946
79471735
794801:25:13,806 --> 01:25:17,075
7949subways, daycare centers
7950may all be targets.
7951
79521736
795301:25:17,077 --> 01:25:18,377
7954A source has told an asset
7955
79561737
795701:25:18,379 --> 01:25:20,411
7958about fire-bombs
7959targeting hospitals.
7960
79611738
796201:25:20,413 --> 01:25:21,713
7963FEMALE OFFICER 1:
7964A video was captured
7965
79661739
796701:25:21,715 --> 01:25:23,682
7968describing televised executions
7969
79701740
797101:25:23,684 --> 01:25:25,718
7972interrupting
7973American network TV.
7974
79751741
797601:25:25,720 --> 01:25:27,552
7977MALE OFFICER 2: Sporting
7978events, tourist attractions,
7979
79801742
798101:25:27,554 --> 01:25:29,087
7982New Year's celebrations,
7983religious ceremonies,
7984
79851743
798601:25:29,089 --> 01:25:30,855
7987are all hard targets.
7988
79891744
799001:25:30,857 --> 01:25:32,391
7991MALE OFFICER 3: Machine-gun
7992attacks at high-profile...
7993
79941745
799501:25:32,393 --> 01:25:33,892
7996FEMALE OFFICER 2:
7997Biological agents inside...
7998
79991746
800001:25:33,894 --> 01:25:35,392
8001FEMALE OFFICER 1:
8002Coordinated fire-bombings
8003
80041747
800501:25:35,394 --> 01:25:37,195
8006of commuter trains
8007across North America.
8008
80091748
801001:25:37,197 --> 01:25:39,330
8011MALE OFFICER 2: Water filtration
8012plants targeted with bio-weapons
8013
80141749
801501:25:39,332 --> 01:25:40,432
8016and killing a million people.
8017
80181750
801901:25:40,434 --> 01:25:41,833
8020FEMALE OFFICER 1:
8021A briefcase nuke
8022
80231751
802401:25:41,835 --> 01:25:43,835
8025being driven into
8026a major city and detonated.
8027
80281752
802901:25:43,837 --> 01:25:45,270
8030MALE OFFICER 2: Airborne
8031bio-weapons can be put
8032
80331753
803401:25:45,272 --> 01:25:46,704
8035into the
8036air conditioning units
8037
80381754
803901:25:46,706 --> 01:25:48,906
8040of large shopping malls
8041or casinos.
8042
80431755
804401:25:48,908 --> 01:25:50,776
8045FEMALE OFFICER 3: A beloved
8046celebrity has been targeted
8047
80481756
804901:25:50,778 --> 01:25:52,210
8050for kidnapping
8051and possibly beheading.
8052
80531757
805401:25:52,212 --> 01:25:53,611
8055MALE OFFICER 2:
8056Phosphorus bombs,
8057
80581758
805901:25:53,613 --> 01:25:55,882
8060chlorine attacks, mustard gas,
8061cluster bombs...
8062
80631759
806401:26:04,892 --> 01:26:06,527
8065I'm scared, Dick.
8066
80671760
806801:26:13,968 --> 01:26:16,136
8069I'll always take care
8070of you, Lynne.
8071
80721761
807301:26:17,837 --> 01:26:18,837
8074You know that.
8075
80761762
807701:26:22,042 --> 01:26:23,611
8078What are you going to do?
8079
80801763
808101:26:30,483 --> 01:26:32,953
8082(STREAM FLOWING GENTLY)
8083
80841764
808501:26:44,931 --> 01:26:46,032
8086(GUNSHOTS)
8087
80881765
808901:26:48,269 --> 01:26:49,971
8090(GUNSHOTS CONTINUE)
8091
80921766
809301:26:57,411 --> 01:27:00,547
8094(MEN SHOUT INDISTINCTLY)
8095
80961767
809701:27:04,251 --> 01:27:05,182
8098SOLDIER:
8099Move, move, move!
8100
81011768
810201:27:05,184 --> 01:27:07,552
8103(GUNSHOTS)
8104
81051769
810601:27:07,554 --> 01:27:08,922
8107(INDISTINCT)
8108
81091770
811001:27:11,325 --> 01:27:12,423
8111(GUNSHOTS)
8112
81131771
811401:27:12,425 --> 01:27:14,859
8115So, while Powell, the CIA,
8116
81171772
811801:27:14,861 --> 01:27:16,727
8119and their
8120international coalition
8121
81221773
812301:27:16,729 --> 01:27:19,330
8124toppled the Taliban
8125and took Afghanistan
8126
81271774
812801:27:19,332 --> 01:27:20,899
8129in a matter of weeks,
8130
81311775
813201:27:20,901 --> 01:27:23,767
8133Cheney had found something
8134much more powerful
8135
81361776
813701:27:23,769 --> 01:27:26,706
8138than missiles or jet planes.
8139
81401777
814101:27:27,707 --> 01:27:29,775
8142BYBEE: Mr. Vice President,
8143this is John Yoo.
8144
81451778
814601:27:29,777 --> 01:27:31,913
8147It's a pleasure to meet you,
8148Mr. Vice President.
8149
81501779
815101:27:33,779 --> 01:27:35,213
8152BYBEE: So David told me
8153you're looking
8154
81551780
815601:27:35,215 --> 01:27:37,482
8157for executive authority.
8158
81591781
816001:27:37,484 --> 01:27:38,883
8161Mm-hmm.
8162
81631782
816401:27:38,885 --> 01:27:40,151
8165John here
8166is definitely your guy.
8167
81681783
816901:27:40,153 --> 01:27:41,552
8170(CHENEY EXHALES)
8171
81721784
817301:27:41,554 --> 01:27:44,121
8174The war we're now fighting
8175
81761785
817701:27:44,123 --> 01:27:47,894
8178will require resources
8179and abilities that the, uh...
8180
81811786
818201:27:49,063 --> 01:27:53,731
8183the current interpretation
8184of the law... impedes.
8185
81861787
818701:27:53,733 --> 01:27:54,900
8188The vice president believes
8189
81901788
819101:27:54,902 --> 01:27:57,035
8192it is the duty
8193of the commander-in-chief
8194
81951789
819601:27:57,037 --> 01:27:58,137
8197to protect the nation
8198
81991790
820001:27:58,139 --> 01:27:59,338
8201and that no other obligation,
8202
82031791
820401:27:59,340 --> 01:28:00,806
8205whether to Congress
8206or existing treaty
8207
82081792
820901:28:00,808 --> 01:28:02,176
8210supersedes that dut.
8211
82121793
821301:28:03,443 --> 01:28:04,978
8214How do you feel
8215about that statemen?
8216
82171794
821801:28:06,313 --> 01:28:07,482
8219I couldn't agree more.
8220
82211795
822201:28:08,948 --> 01:28:11,450
8223KURT: John Yoo's
8224first legal opinion
8225
82261796
822701:28:11,452 --> 01:28:13,584
8228allowed the US government
8229
82301797
823101:28:13,586 --> 01:28:16,721
8232to monitor every citizens'
8233phone calls,
8234
82351798
823601:28:16,723 --> 01:28:19,156
8237texts, and e-mails
8238without a warrant.
8239
82401799
824101:28:19,158 --> 01:28:20,593
8242(MAN SCREAMS)
8243
82441800
824501:28:20,595 --> 01:28:23,928
8246KURT:
8247It was a giant legal leap
8248
82491801
825001:28:23,930 --> 01:28:26,267
8251based on sketchy law at best.
8252
82531802
825401:28:27,268 --> 01:28:29,700
8255But John Yoo's masterpiece,
8256
82571803
825801:28:29,702 --> 01:28:32,572
8259his Moby-Dick, if you will,
8260
82611804
826201:28:33,674 --> 01:28:35,539
8263was the torture memo.
8264
82651805
826601:28:35,541 --> 01:28:37,644
8267...your fucking contact is!
8268
82691806
827001:28:38,711 --> 01:28:40,012
8271Where're your fucking hands?
8272
82731807
827401:28:40,014 --> 01:28:42,283
8275What about
8276the Geneva Convention?
8277
82781808
827901:28:43,117 --> 01:28:45,350
8280The Geneva Convention
8281is open to interpretation.
8282
82831809
828401:28:45,352 --> 01:28:47,052
8285What exactly does that mean?
8286
82871810
828801:28:47,054 --> 01:28:49,853
8289- (MAN SHOUTING, INDISTINCT)
8290- ADDINGTON: Stress positions,
8291
82921811
829301:28:49,855 --> 01:28:51,490
8294waterboarding,
8295confided spaces, dogs...
8296
82971812
829801:28:51,492 --> 01:28:53,261
8299We're calling it
8300"enhanced interrogation."
8301
83021813
830301:28:54,260 --> 01:28:55,759
8304Are we sure
8305none of this fits
8306
83071814
830801:28:55,761 --> 01:28:57,495
8309in the definition
8310of "torture"?
8311
83121815
831301:28:57,497 --> 01:28:58,829
8314The US doesn't torture.
8315
83161816
831701:28:58,831 --> 01:29:02,967
8318Therefore,
8319if the US does it,
8320
83211817
832201:29:02,969 --> 01:29:06,003
8323by definition,
8324it can't be torture.
8325
83261818
832701:29:06,005 --> 01:29:08,075
8328- (DOGS BARKING)
8329- (MAN SCREAMING)
8330
83311819
833201:29:10,044 --> 01:29:11,743
8333KURT:
8334But torture and privacy laws
8335
83361820
833701:29:11,745 --> 01:29:14,545
8338weren't the only laws Cheney
8339re-wrote with John Yoo.
8340
83411821
834201:29:14,547 --> 01:29:17,716
8343They had a full menu
8344of legal opinions
8345
83461822
834701:29:17,718 --> 01:29:19,884
8348stretching and challenging
8349constitutional
8350
83511823
835201:29:19,886 --> 01:29:21,686
8353and international law.
8354
83551824
835601:29:21,688 --> 01:29:23,588
8357WAITER:
8358Good evening, gentlemen.
8359
83601825
836101:29:23,590 --> 01:29:26,691
8362Tonight we're offering
8363the enemy combatant,
8364
83651826
836601:29:26,693 --> 01:29:29,128
8367whereby a person
8368is not a prisoner of war,
8369
83701827
837101:29:29,130 --> 01:29:31,030
8372or a criminal,
8373which means of course
8374
83751828
837601:29:31,032 --> 01:29:33,731
8377that he has absolutely
8378no protection under the law.
8379
83801829
838101:29:33,733 --> 01:29:36,267
8382We're also offering
8383an extraordinary rendition
8384
83851830
838601:29:36,269 --> 01:29:39,837
8387where suspects are abducted
8388without record on foreign soil
8389
83901831
839101:29:39,839 --> 01:29:41,339
8392and taken to foreign prisons
8393
83941832
839501:29:41,341 --> 01:29:42,673
8396in countries that still torture.
8397
83981833
839901:29:42,675 --> 01:29:44,409
8400Oh, that sounds delicious.
8401
84021834
840301:29:44,411 --> 01:29:46,277
8404We also have Guantanamo Bay,
8405
84061835
840701:29:46,279 --> 01:29:48,280
8408which is very,
8409very complicated,
8410
84111836
841201:29:48,282 --> 01:29:49,914
8413but it does allow you
8414to operate
8415
84161837
841701:29:49,916 --> 01:29:52,250
8418outside the purview
8419of due process
8420
84211838
842201:29:52,252 --> 01:29:54,852
8423on land which isn't
8424technically US territory,
8425
84261839
842701:29:54,854 --> 01:29:56,987
8428but where we still
8429do have control.
8430
84311840
843201:29:56,989 --> 01:29:59,557
8433And also, we have
8434a very fresh and delicious
8435
84361841
843701:29:59,559 --> 01:30:01,793
8438War Powers Act interpretation
8439
84401842
844101:30:01,795 --> 01:30:03,928
8442which gives the executive
8443branch broad powers
8444
84451843
844601:30:03,930 --> 01:30:06,498
8447to attack nations or people
8448
84491844
845001:30:06,500 --> 01:30:08,767
8451who it deems
8452still possibly a threat.
8453
84541845
845501:30:08,769 --> 01:30:11,803
8456We have the fact that under
8457the unitary executive theory,
8458
84591846
846001:30:11,805 --> 01:30:13,504
8461if the president
8462does anything,
8463
84641847
846501:30:13,506 --> 01:30:15,106
8466- it must be legal.
8467- (SCOFFS)
8468
84691848
847001:30:15,108 --> 01:30:18,276
8471Which, of course, means you can
8472do whatever the fuck you want.
8473
84741849
847501:30:18,278 --> 01:30:19,576
8476So, gentlemen,
8477
84781850
847901:30:19,578 --> 01:30:20,678
8480which would you like?
8481
84821851
848301:30:20,680 --> 01:30:23,580
8484Hmm. We'll, uh,
8485we'll have them all.
8486
84871852
848801:30:23,582 --> 01:30:25,083
8489Excellent choice.
8490
84911853
849201:30:25,085 --> 01:30:26,120
8493Thank you.
8494
84951854
849601:30:26,987 --> 01:30:30,187
8497WOLFOWITZ: Look, Dick,
8498uh, we've been working
8499
85001855
850101:30:30,189 --> 01:30:32,656
8502with these focus groups
8503and advertising executives
8504
85051856
850601:30:32,658 --> 01:30:34,860
8507to try and sell
8508the War on Terror.
8509
85101857
851101:30:34,862 --> 01:30:37,329
8512WOMAN: I'll reiterate,
8513we are still being recorded,
8514
85151858
851601:30:37,331 --> 01:30:39,231
8517and there still may
8518or may not be clients
8519
85201859
852101:30:39,233 --> 01:30:40,531
8522back behind
8523the two-way mirrors...
8524
85251860
852601:30:40,533 --> 01:30:43,334
8527These guys are pretty sharp.
8528
85291861
853001:30:43,336 --> 01:30:44,337
8531Go on.
8532
85331862
853401:30:45,404 --> 01:30:46,672
8535There's a problem.
8536
85371863
853801:30:46,674 --> 01:30:48,205
8539The results show
8540that people are confused.
8541
85421864
854301:30:48,207 --> 01:30:50,874
8544WOMAN: You all support
8545the president,
8546
85471865
854801:30:50,876 --> 01:30:54,846
8549you hate terrorism,
8550yet you're still confused.
8551
85521866
855301:30:54,848 --> 01:30:57,350
8554Can you tell me why?
8555Anybody?
8556
85571867
855801:30:58,318 --> 01:31:01,852
8559MARK: Don't we have to just
8560get Osama bin Laden? He did it.
8561
85621868
856301:31:01,854 --> 01:31:04,856
8564So why are they calling it
8565a war? A war with who?
8566
85671869
856801:31:04,858 --> 01:31:06,458
8569WOMAN:
8570Okay, thank you, Mark.
8571
85721870
857301:31:06,460 --> 01:31:08,860
8574Uh, Jasmine, jump in, please.
8575
85761871
857701:31:08,862 --> 01:31:11,361
8578I don't get what this
8579Al-Qaeda is.
8580
85811872
858201:31:11,363 --> 01:31:13,932
8583Are they a country, like,
8584why can't we just bomb them?
8585
85861873
858701:31:13,934 --> 01:31:15,366
8588WOMAN:
8589That's really interesting.
8590
85911874
859201:31:15,368 --> 01:31:19,404
8593Um, is anybody else confused
8594about what Al-Qaeda is?
8595
85961875
859701:31:19,406 --> 01:31:20,772
8598Show of hands, please.
8599
86001876
860101:31:20,774 --> 01:31:23,107
8602One, two, three, four,
8603five, six, seven...
8604
86051877
860601:31:23,109 --> 01:31:25,877
8607That's a lot of you. Right?
8608
86091878
861001:31:25,879 --> 01:31:27,846
8611Would it be less confusing
8612
86131879
861401:31:27,848 --> 01:31:29,347
8615if it was a country?
8616
86171880
861801:31:29,349 --> 01:31:30,449
8619MARK: Damn right.
8620
86211881
862201:31:30,451 --> 01:31:31,919
8623I'm angry as hell.
8624
86251882
862601:31:32,719 --> 01:31:35,453
8627We've gotta fuck someone up.
8628
86291883
863001:31:35,455 --> 01:31:36,954
8631WOMAN: Got it. Mark.
8632
86331884
863401:31:36,956 --> 01:31:39,091
8635Really strong feelings coming
8636from Mark. I'm interested.
8637
86381885
863901:31:39,093 --> 01:31:40,725
8640Does anybody else feel
8641the same or agree...
8642
86431886
864401:31:40,727 --> 01:31:42,830
8645They understand
8646we're at war, but...
8647
86481887
864901:31:43,630 --> 01:31:45,364
8650they don't know
8651against who.
8652
86531888
865401:31:45,366 --> 01:31:46,964
8655They want a country.
8656
86571889
865801:31:46,966 --> 01:31:48,365
8659It's cleaner, simpler.
8660
86611890
866201:31:48,367 --> 01:31:50,267
8663ADDINGTON: That would
8664certainly help us legally.
8665
86661891
866701:31:50,269 --> 01:31:51,705
8668CHENEY: Hmm. Well...
8669
86701892
867101:31:52,839 --> 01:31:55,042
8672looks like it's time
8673to take Iraq.
8674
86751893
867601:31:56,443 --> 01:31:59,213
8677- (CHUCKLES)
8678- RUMSFELD: It is about goddamn time.
8679
86801894
868101:32:02,882 --> 01:32:07,585
8682CHENEY: It's called
8683the Office of Special Plans.
8684
86851895
868601:32:07,587 --> 01:32:10,687
8687Tenet is not yet
8688serious enough
8689
86901896
869101:32:10,689 --> 01:32:13,124
8692about the threat
8693that Saddam poses
8694
86951897
869601:32:13,126 --> 01:32:14,929
8697to the global war
8698on terror.
8699
87001898
870101:32:15,961 --> 01:32:17,728
8702But I can promise you
8703
87041899
870501:32:17,730 --> 01:32:19,830
8706that this
8707intelligence group will be.
8708
87091900
871001:32:19,832 --> 01:32:20,966
8711Wolfie, I got something.
8712
87131901
871401:32:20,968 --> 01:32:22,267
8715WOLFOWITZ:
8716Truck transmissions.
8717
87181902
871901:32:22,269 --> 01:32:23,936
8720If there's a donkey
8721with a radio up his ass,
8722
87231903
872401:32:23,938 --> 01:32:25,003
8725I wanna know
8726what it's transmitting.
8727
87281904
872901:32:25,005 --> 01:32:27,007
8730I think that's
8731an excellent idea.
8732
87331905
873401:32:29,175 --> 01:32:31,509
8735I've been wantin' to take
8736that motherfucker Saddam down
8737
87381906
873901:32:31,511 --> 01:32:33,078
8740- for a long time.
8741- Hmm.
8742
87431907
874401:32:33,080 --> 01:32:35,112
8745FEITH: Here's a report
8746that says Mohamed Atta,
8747
87481908
874901:32:35,114 --> 01:32:36,681
8750one of the 9-11 hijackers,
8751
87521909
875301:32:36,683 --> 01:32:39,316
8754may have met with
8755an Iraqi spy in Prague.
8756
87571910
875801:32:39,318 --> 01:32:40,884
8759WOMAN: It's a really
8760strong statement.
8761
87621911
876301:32:40,886 --> 01:32:42,786
8764Does anybody agree
8765with that statement?
8766
87671912
876801:32:42,788 --> 01:32:45,557
8769Wait a minute.
8770We can't just bomb people.
8771
87721913
877301:32:45,559 --> 01:32:46,591
8774- Oh, please.
8775- WOMAN: Yeah, no.
8776
87771914
877801:32:46,593 --> 01:32:47,758
8779It's from Czech intelligence,
8780
87811915
878201:32:47,760 --> 01:32:49,526
8783and they question
8784its credibility.
8785
87861916
878701:32:49,528 --> 01:32:51,762
8788WOLFOWITZ: I've been to Prague.
8789They question everything.
8790
87911917
879201:32:51,764 --> 01:32:54,766
8793Who wants to be
8794an anonymous source?
8795
87961918
879701:32:54,768 --> 01:32:56,368
8798Make sure you work
8799in the phrase,
8800
88011919
880201:32:56,370 --> 01:32:58,302
8803"We don't want the smoking gun
8804to be a mushroom cloud."
8805
88061920
880701:32:58,304 --> 01:33:00,638
8808That focus-grouped
8809through the roof.
8810
88111921
881201:33:00,640 --> 01:33:02,973
8813RICE: There will always
8814be uncertainty
8815
88161922
881701:33:02,975 --> 01:33:05,977
8818about when he will acquire
8819nuclear weapons.
8820
88211923
882201:33:05,979 --> 01:33:08,480
8823But we don't want
8824the smoking gun
8825
88261924
882701:33:08,482 --> 01:33:09,815
8828to be a mushroom cloud.
8829
88301925
883101:33:09,817 --> 01:33:11,850
8832There is a smoking gun
8833or a mushroom cloud
8834
88351926
883601:33:11,852 --> 01:33:13,785
8837- we have waited too long.
8838- CHENEY: Simply stated,
8839
88401927
884101:33:13,787 --> 01:33:16,154
8842there is no doubt
8843that Saddam Hussein
8844
88451928
884601:33:16,156 --> 01:33:18,356
8847now has weapons
8848of mass destruction.
8849
88501929
885101:33:18,358 --> 01:33:20,225
8852We gotta get rid
8853of this dictator.
8854
88551930
885601:33:20,227 --> 01:33:21,959
8857He's got anthrax,
8858he's got all these weapons...
8859
88601931
886101:33:21,961 --> 01:33:24,029
8862There is no doubt
8863he is amassing them
8864
88651932
886601:33:24,031 --> 01:33:25,730
8867to use them
8868against our friends,
8869
88701933
887101:33:25,732 --> 01:33:27,798
8872against our allies,
8873and against us.
8874
88751934
887601:33:27,800 --> 01:33:30,735
8877When, and not if, but when
8878
88791935
888001:33:30,737 --> 01:33:33,437
8881Saddam creates
8882and uses nuclear weapons,
8883
88841936
888501:33:33,439 --> 01:33:35,373
8886what will we tell
8887the American people?
8888
88891937
889001:33:35,375 --> 01:33:39,244
8891Saddam Hussein will continue
8892to increase his capacity
8893
88941938
889501:33:39,246 --> 01:33:41,545
8896to wage biological
8897and chemical warfare.
8898
88991939
890001:33:41,547 --> 01:33:42,780
8901- Hello?
8902- MAN: Whassup!
8903
89041940
890501:33:42,782 --> 01:33:47,185
8906(ALL EXCLAIMING)
8907
89081941
890901:33:47,187 --> 01:33:49,987
8910To show that we will stand up
8911for what we know to be right,
8912
89131942
891401:33:49,989 --> 01:33:52,222
8915to show that we will confront
8916the tyrannies
8917
89181943
891901:33:52,224 --> 01:33:53,892
8920and dictatorships
8921and terrorists
8922
89231944
892401:33:53,894 --> 01:33:55,860
8925who put our way of life
8926at risk.
8927
89281945
892901:33:55,862 --> 01:33:57,728
8930BROKAW: ...of winning
8931a second UN resolution
8932
89331946
893401:33:57,730 --> 01:33:59,664
8935authorizing war against Iraq.
8936
89371947
893801:33:59,666 --> 01:34:01,199
8939So tonight President Bush...
8940
89411948
894201:34:01,201 --> 01:34:03,500
8943...and the hopes
8944of an oppressed people...
8945
89461949
894701:34:03,502 --> 01:34:04,572
8948The tribe has spoken.
8949
89501950
895101:34:07,373 --> 01:34:09,941
8952Polling for an invasion
8953of Iraq
8954
89551951
895601:34:09,943 --> 01:34:12,076
8957is at 53 percent.
8958
89591952
896001:34:12,078 --> 01:34:13,645
8961Focus groups show people
8962
89631953
896401:34:13,647 --> 01:34:15,713
8965still aren't sure
8966about a connection
8967
89681954
896901:34:15,715 --> 01:34:18,316
8970between Saddam and Al-Qaeda.
8971
89721955
897301:34:18,318 --> 01:34:19,918
8974And France and Germany
8975have both said
8976
89771956
897801:34:19,920 --> 01:34:21,753
8979that they will not join
8980our coalition
8981
89821957
898301:34:21,755 --> 01:34:23,454
8984And neither will Israel.
8985
89861958
898701:34:23,456 --> 01:34:26,723
8988Ariel and I we went
8989to the Wall together with Condi.
8990
89911959
899201:34:26,725 --> 01:34:27,892
8993We-we prayed together.
8994
89951960
899601:34:27,894 --> 01:34:30,027
8997Israel's one
8998of our closest allies.
8999
90001961
900101:34:30,029 --> 01:34:33,164
9002They said an invasion
9003of Iraq would...
9004
90051962
900601:34:33,166 --> 01:34:35,400
9007destabilize the region, sir,
9008
90091963
901001:34:35,402 --> 01:34:37,683
9011and that they don't believe
9012Saddam is an immediate threat.
9013
90141964
901501:34:38,438 --> 01:34:39,838
9016That's not good.
9017
90181965
901901:34:39,840 --> 01:34:42,606
9020I really want
9021a strong coalition for this.
9022
90231966
902401:34:42,608 --> 01:34:44,142
9025I have an idea.
9026
90271967
902801:34:44,144 --> 01:34:46,076
9029Secretary Powell has
9030the highest
9031
90321968
903301:34:46,078 --> 01:34:48,349
9034trustworthy ratings
9035of all of us.
9036
90371969
903801:34:49,215 --> 01:34:51,516
9039What if he gave an address
9040to the UN
9041
90421970
904301:34:51,518 --> 01:34:53,185
9044and the American people
9045
90461971
904701:34:53,187 --> 01:34:55,253
9048to push this over
9049the finish line?
9050
90511972
905201:34:55,255 --> 01:34:57,422
9053Karl, I have been very vocal,
9054
90551973
905601:34:57,424 --> 01:34:59,958
9057very vocal about my reservations
9058about invading Iraq.
9059
90601974
906101:34:59,960 --> 01:35:03,561
9062Oh! Colin, you're such
9063a nervous Nellie.
9064
90651975
906601:35:03,563 --> 01:35:05,862
9067- We are talking about invading...
9068- A worry wart.
9069
90701976
907101:35:05,864 --> 01:35:07,499
9072- ...a sovereign nation...
9073- Sovereign nation?
9074
90751977
907601:35:07,501 --> 01:35:09,901
9077- ...without any provocation, Don.
9078- RUMSFELD: Don't give me that...
9079
90801978
908101:35:09,903 --> 01:35:11,302
9082POWELL:
9083It is a sovereign nation, Don.
9084
90851979
908601:35:11,304 --> 01:35:12,870
9087RUMSFELD: ...in any way, shape,
9088or form. You're wrong.
9089
90901980
909101:35:12,872 --> 01:35:14,105
9092POWELL:
9093What's the exit strategy?
9094
90951981
909601:35:14,107 --> 01:35:16,141
9097What, what about
9098the intelligence?
9099
91001982
910101:35:16,143 --> 01:35:18,109
9102- Does the intelligence matter to you at all?
9103- The exit strategy. Oh, please.
9104
91051983
910601:35:18,111 --> 01:35:19,576
9107- You break it, you bought it.
9108- You know you're wrong.
9109
91101984
911101:35:19,578 --> 01:35:21,146
9112- You break it, you bought it.
9113- You're a chicken-shit.
9114
91151985
911601:35:21,148 --> 01:35:23,315
9117All right.
9118Hey, hey, hey, all right.
9119
91201986
912101:35:23,317 --> 01:35:24,816
9122Ho-ho-ho-ho.
9123
91241987
912501:35:24,818 --> 01:35:26,186
9126Let-let's slow down.
9127
91281988
912901:35:27,086 --> 01:35:28,719
9130That's enough of that,
9131you guys.
9132
91331989
913401:35:28,721 --> 01:35:30,090
9135Well, are you...
9136
91371990
913801:35:31,190 --> 01:35:34,228
9139gonna take
9140Saddam down or not?
9141
91421991
914301:35:35,095 --> 01:35:37,364
9144You are the president.
9145
91461992
914701:35:39,965 --> 01:35:43,703
9148War... is yours.
9149
91501993
915101:35:45,371 --> 01:35:48,906
9152Not the UN,
9153not some coalition.
9154
91551994
915601:35:48,908 --> 01:35:51,111
9157Do not share powers...
9158
91591995
916001:35:52,077 --> 01:35:53,980
9161that are yours alone.
9162
91631996
916401:35:59,051 --> 01:36:01,352
9165(INHALES DEEPLY)
9166
91671997
916801:36:01,354 --> 01:36:04,722
9169George, make sure
9170Powell sees the intelligence.
9171
91721998
917301:36:04,724 --> 01:36:06,289
9174TENET: Yes, sir.
9175
91761999
917701:36:06,291 --> 01:36:08,426
9178GEORGE W. BUSH: Colin,
9179I want you to make that speech.
9180
91812000
918201:36:08,428 --> 01:36:10,494
9183I'm president,
9184and I want this to happen.
9185
91862001
918701:36:10,496 --> 01:36:11,795
9188- TENET: Yes, sir.
9189- HUGHES: Yes, sir.
9190
91912002
919201:36:11,797 --> 01:36:13,431
9193POWELL: Yes, sir.
9194
91952003
919601:36:13,433 --> 01:36:15,333
9197I look forward to being briefed
9198on that intelligence.
9199
92002004
920101:36:15,335 --> 01:36:18,136
9202On another note, I've been
9203handed a credible report
9204
92052005
920601:36:18,138 --> 01:36:21,806
9207of a small terrorist enclave
9208in North Eastern Iraq.
9209
92102006
921101:36:21,808 --> 01:36:22,906
9212If we're gonna invade,
9213
92142007
921501:36:22,908 --> 01:36:24,508
9216we suggest taking it
9217out before.
9218
92192008
922001:36:24,510 --> 01:36:26,410
9221Let it go, George.
9222We have bigger fish to fry.
9223
92242009
922501:36:26,412 --> 01:36:28,545
9226Let me see that intelligence.
9227
92282010
922901:36:28,547 --> 01:36:30,248
9230- TENET: Of course.
9231- (CLEARS THROAT)
9232
92332011
923401:36:30,250 --> 01:36:33,218
9235KURT:
9236That classified document
9237
92382012
923901:36:33,220 --> 01:36:37,554
9240described a terrorist named
9241Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi
9242
92432013
924401:36:37,556 --> 01:36:40,024
9245who had started
9246as a drug dealer and pimp
9247
92482014
924901:36:40,026 --> 01:36:41,692
9250before becoming
9251fully radicalized
9252
92532015
925401:36:41,694 --> 01:36:43,762
9255in a Jordanian prison.
9256
92572016
925801:36:43,764 --> 01:36:47,097
9259Zarqawi went to meet
9260bin Laden in Afghanistan.
9261
92622017
926301:36:47,099 --> 01:36:49,601
9264Did he or did he not meet
9265with Al-Qaeda?
9266
92672018
926801:36:49,603 --> 01:36:54,306
9269KURT: But Zarqawi had vowed
9270to kill all Shia Muslims,
9271
92722019
927301:36:54,308 --> 01:36:57,609
9274and bin Laden's mother
9275was Shia.
9276
92772020
927801:36:57,611 --> 01:36:59,877
9279So the meeting
9280didn't go over well.
9281
92822021
928301:36:59,879 --> 01:37:01,579
9284They had
9285no operational contact.
9286
92872022
928801:37:01,581 --> 01:37:02,646
9289Hogwash.
9290
92912023
929201:37:02,648 --> 01:37:05,850
9293POWELL: Larry,
9294have you seen this speech?
9295
92962024
929701:37:05,852 --> 01:37:07,351
9298Yes, sir. It's bone-thin.
9299
93002025
930101:37:07,353 --> 01:37:10,021
9302I saw at least five pieces
9303of disproved intel in there.
9304
93052026
930601:37:10,023 --> 01:37:11,121
9307Who wrote it?
9308
93092027
931001:37:11,123 --> 01:37:12,457
9311They said
9312it was the president,
9313
93142028
931501:37:12,459 --> 01:37:13,924
9316but I think you can guess
9317who really wrote it.
9318
93192029
932001:37:13,926 --> 01:37:16,162
9321Well, there's no need
9322to yell, Larry.
9323
93242030
932501:37:16,996 --> 01:37:20,298
9326Yeah, well,
9327we reviewed the speech,
9328
93292031
933001:37:20,300 --> 01:37:22,236
9331we gave some notes.
9332
93332032
933401:37:23,603 --> 01:37:27,304
9335Powell really doesn't have
9336a clue, does he?
9337
93382033
933901:37:27,306 --> 01:37:29,908
9340KURT: After the US
9341invaded Afghanistan,
9342
93432034
934401:37:29,910 --> 01:37:32,476
9345Zarqawi set up shop in Iraq.
9346
93472035
934801:37:32,478 --> 01:37:35,212
9349It was the only connection
9350Cheney had
9351
93522036
935301:37:35,214 --> 01:37:37,115
9354between Al-Qaeda and Iraq.
9355
93562037
935701:37:37,117 --> 01:37:39,517
9358The Security Council
9359will now begin
9360
93612038
936201:37:39,519 --> 01:37:43,521
9363its consideration
9364of item two of the agend.
9365
93662039
936701:37:43,523 --> 01:37:45,722
9368I call now
9369on the distinguished
9370
93712040
937201:37:45,724 --> 01:37:47,025
9373Secretary of State
9374
93752041
937601:37:47,027 --> 01:37:48,892
9377of the United States
9378of America,
9379
93802042
938101:37:48,894 --> 01:37:51,396
9382His Excellency,
9383Mr. Colin Powell.
9384
93852043
938601:37:51,398 --> 01:37:54,231
9387My purpose here today
9388is to share with you
9389
93902044
939101:37:54,233 --> 01:37:55,533
9392what the United States knows
9393
93942045
939501:37:55,535 --> 01:37:58,703
9396about Iraq's weapons
9397of mass destruction
9398
93992046
940001:37:58,705 --> 01:38:01,638
9401as well as Iraq's involvement
9402in terrorism.
9403
94042047
940501:38:01,640 --> 01:38:04,642
9406Iraq, today, harbors
9407a deadly terrorist network
9408
94092048
941001:38:04,644 --> 01:38:07,579
9411headed by
9412Abu Musab al-Zarqawi,
9413
94142049
941501:38:07,581 --> 01:38:09,813
9416an associate
9417and collaborator...
9418
94192050
942001:38:09,815 --> 01:38:12,549
9421KURT: Powell's UN address was
9422seen by millions of Americans,
9423
94242051
942501:38:12,551 --> 01:38:15,219
9426but other people
9427were watching as well.
9428
94292052
943001:38:15,221 --> 01:38:17,088
9431POWELL: Collaborator
9432of Osama bin Laden
9433
94342053
943501:38:17,090 --> 01:38:18,725
9436and his Al-Qaeda
9437lieutenants...
9438
94392054
944001:38:19,526 --> 01:38:21,426
9441Zarqawi's activities
9442are not confined...
9443
94442055
944501:38:21,428 --> 01:38:22,759
9446KURT:
9447The great general of America
9448
94492056
945001:38:22,761 --> 01:38:24,862
9451saying his name
9452over and over again
9453
94542057
945501:38:24,864 --> 01:38:27,330
9456immediately made
9457Zarqawi a star.
9458
94592058
946001:38:27,332 --> 01:38:29,267
9461POWELL (ON TV): Staying
9462in the capital of Iraq...
9463
94642059
946501:38:29,269 --> 01:38:30,567
9466Allahu Akbar!
9467
94682060
946901:38:30,569 --> 01:38:32,971
9470KURT: Within a day,
9471he had gone into hiding.
9472
94732061
947401:38:32,973 --> 01:38:35,705
9475ALL: Allahu Akbar!
9476Allahu Akbar!
9477
94782062
947901:38:35,707 --> 01:38:38,910
9480POWELL: ...but these denials
9481are simply not credible.
9482
94832063
948401:38:38,912 --> 01:38:41,279
9485They are simply not credible.
9486
94872064
948801:38:41,281 --> 01:38:43,548
9489An Al-Qaeda source
9490tells us that
9491
94922065
949301:38:43,550 --> 01:38:45,816
9494Saddam and bin Laden
9495reached an understanding
9496
94972066
949801:38:45,818 --> 01:38:48,085
9499that Al-Qaeda would no longer
9500
95012067
950201:38:48,087 --> 01:38:50,422
9503support activities
9504against Baghdad.
9505
95062068
950701:38:50,424 --> 01:38:52,188
9508KURT:
9509By the time we invaded Iraq,
9510
95112069
951201:38:52,190 --> 01:38:54,392
951370 percent
9514of Americans thought
9515
95162070
951701:38:54,394 --> 01:38:57,197
9518that Saddam Hussein
9519was involved in 9-11.
9520
95212071
952201:38:58,665 --> 01:39:02,098
9523Later, Colin Powell
9524would call the speech
9525
95262072
952701:39:02,100 --> 01:39:04,901
9528the most painful moment
9529of his life.
9530
95312073
953201:39:04,903 --> 01:39:06,540
9533(WHISPERS)
9534
95352074
953601:39:07,840 --> 01:39:08,840
9537Thank you, sir.
9538
95392075
954001:39:10,475 --> 01:39:12,308
9541MARY: And what was it?
9542Justin, right?
9543
95442076
954501:39:12,310 --> 01:39:13,710
9546LIZ: She can buy
9547her album now, Mom.
9548
95492077
955001:39:13,712 --> 01:39:15,579
9551HEATHER: What was
9552the girl's name that won?
9553
95542078
955501:39:15,581 --> 01:39:17,682
9556- No, Kelly. And then Justin.
9557- Last year.
9558
95592079
956001:39:17,684 --> 01:39:19,283
9561CHENEY:
9562What are you talking about?
9563
95642080
956501:39:19,285 --> 01:39:21,218
9566MARY: We're talking about
9567American Idol, Dad.
9568
95692081
957001:39:21,220 --> 01:39:22,320
9571CHENEY: What is that?
9572
95732082
957401:39:22,322 --> 01:39:23,687
9575We watched it.
9576You've seen it.
9577
95782083
957901:39:23,689 --> 01:39:26,091
9580- You've seen it...
9581- I've watched it next to you.
9582
95832084
958401:39:26,093 --> 01:39:27,924
9585The singing, and the
9586mean judge, and the...
9587
95882085
958901:39:27,926 --> 01:39:29,326
9590CHENEY: I don't like that...
9591
95922086
959301:39:29,328 --> 01:39:30,927
9594- MARY: The mean British judge?
9595- LIZ: You liked it.
9596
95972087
959801:39:30,929 --> 01:39:32,597
9599- You liked the mean British...
9600- CHENEY: Oh, I like him.
9601
96022088
960301:39:32,599 --> 01:39:33,634
9604LIZ: Yeah, you...
9605
96062089
960701:39:34,401 --> 01:39:36,433
9608CHENEY: Do you know how
9609to stop a fish from smelling?
9610
96112090
961201:39:36,435 --> 01:39:37,834
9613LIZ: Very appropriate.
9614
96152091
961601:39:37,836 --> 01:39:40,905
9617ELIZABETH: That's not a...
9618That's a terrible joke.
9619
96202092
962101:39:40,907 --> 01:39:42,472
9622Well, I didn't finish it yet.
9623
96242093
962501:39:42,474 --> 01:39:43,973
9626MARY: I mean, everybody.
9627
96282094
962901:39:43,975 --> 01:39:46,276
9630You cut off its nose.
9631
96322095
963301:39:46,278 --> 01:39:48,413
9634HEATHER:
9635Wait, what?
9636
96372096
963801:39:48,415 --> 01:39:50,414
9639LYNNE: I know, Grace,
9640cover your ears please.
9641
96422097
964301:39:50,416 --> 01:39:53,517
9644- HEATHER: Cheers, honey.
9645- Cheers. Oh, my gosh.
9646
96472098
964801:39:53,519 --> 01:39:55,186
9649- We're not.
9650- LYNNE: No, we're not.
9651
96522099
965301:39:55,188 --> 01:39:56,521
9654We're not revisiting
9655
96562100
965701:39:56,523 --> 01:39:59,591
9658your father's
9659colorful conversations...
9660
96612101
966201:39:59,593 --> 01:40:01,528
9663Let's just say
9664that your dad...
9665
96662102
966701:40:11,371 --> 01:40:13,338
9668REPORTER:
9669Again, another,
9670
96712103
967201:40:13,340 --> 01:40:14,675
9673disintegrating...
9674
96752104
967601:40:22,181 --> 01:40:24,315
9677MAN: Is the prompter
9678visible for you?
9679
96802105
968101:40:24,317 --> 01:40:28,085
9682Yeah, yeah. Bring it
9683a little closer. Yeah.
9684
96852106
968601:40:28,087 --> 01:40:30,053
9687How's my hair? All right?
9688
96892107
969001:40:30,055 --> 01:40:32,156
9691- MAN: Looks good.
9692- Tie?
9693
96942108
969501:40:32,158 --> 01:40:35,562
9696MAN: And we are five,
9697four, three...
9698
96992109
970001:40:36,496 --> 01:40:38,896
9701My fellow citizens,
9702at this hour,
9703
97042110
970501:40:38,898 --> 01:40:40,765
9706American and coalition forces
9707
97082111
970901:40:40,767 --> 01:40:44,468
9710are in the early stages
9711of military operations
9712
97132112
971401:40:44,470 --> 01:40:47,637
9715to disarm Iraq,
9716to free its people
9717
97182113
971901:40:47,639 --> 01:40:50,076
9720and to defend the world
9721from grave danger.
9722
97232114
972401:40:50,978 --> 01:40:54,311
9725On my orders, coalition forces
9726have begun striking
9727
97282115
972901:40:54,313 --> 01:40:57,315
9730selected targets
9731of military importance
9732
97332116
973401:40:57,317 --> 01:41:00,017
9735to undermine
9736Saddam Hussein's ability
9737
97382117
973901:41:00,019 --> 01:41:01,619
9740to wage war.
9741
97422118
974301:41:01,621 --> 01:41:03,754
9744These are opening stages
9745of what will be
9746
97472119
974801:41:03,756 --> 01:41:07,225
9749a broad
9750and concerted campaign.
9751
97522120
975301:41:07,227 --> 01:41:10,326
9754To all the men and women of
9755the United States Armed Forces
9756
97572121
975801:41:10,328 --> 01:41:12,329
9759now in the Middle East,
9760
97612122
976201:41:12,331 --> 01:41:14,431
9763the peace of a troubled world
9764
97652123
976601:41:14,433 --> 01:41:17,502
9767and the hopes
9768of an oppressed people...
9769
97702124
977101:41:17,504 --> 01:41:20,373
9772- (EXPLOSIONS)
9773- (WOMAN SOBBING)
9774
97752125
977601:41:31,550 --> 01:41:34,654
9777(EXPLOSIONS CONTINUE)
9778
97792126
978001:41:45,098 --> 01:41:47,367
9781(SOLDIER SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY)
9782
97832127
978401:41:48,334 --> 01:41:50,066
9785SOLDIER: Guys, over here.
9786Two o'clock.
9787
97882128
978901:41:50,068 --> 01:41:51,468
9790Contact, two hundred yards.
9791
97922129
979301:41:51,470 --> 01:41:53,540
9794(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
9795
97962130
979701:41:54,573 --> 01:41:56,106
9798REPORTER: This statement
9799from the White House,
9800
98012131
980201:41:56,108 --> 01:41:59,677
9803President Bush regards this
9804as an historic moment.
9805
98062132
980701:41:59,679 --> 01:42:01,478
9808The scenes on television show
9809
98102133
981101:42:01,480 --> 01:42:04,848
9812the thirst for freedom
9813is unquenchable.
9814
98152134
981601:42:04,850 --> 01:42:06,417
9817AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER:
9818Striker One L-S-O,
9819
98202135
982101:42:06,419 --> 01:42:07,787
9822You are clear to land.
9823
98242136
982501:42:19,398 --> 01:42:23,603
9826(CHANTING)
9827USA! USA! USA!
9828
98292137
983001:42:25,071 --> 01:42:26,340
9831GEORGE W. BUSH:
9832Good work.
9833
98342138
983501:42:30,210 --> 01:42:32,412
9836Hi. Um...
9837
98382139
983901:42:33,746 --> 01:42:37,080
9840It seems like they've been
9841shipping men and equipment
9842
98432140
984401:42:37,082 --> 01:42:39,385
9845out of Afghanistan, into Iraq,
9846
98472141
984801:42:40,752 --> 01:42:43,855
9849and at the moment,
9850we're a little unsure
9851
98522142
985301:42:43,857 --> 01:42:45,892
9854of what's going on.
9855
98562143
985701:42:48,161 --> 01:42:51,598
9858I don't want you
9859to worry about me.
9860
98612144
986201:42:53,498 --> 01:42:56,536
9863(CHEERING AND WHISTLING)
9864
98652145
986601:42:58,505 --> 01:43:02,272
9867Major combat operations
9868in Iraq have ended.
9869
98702146
987101:43:02,274 --> 01:43:03,908
9872In the battle of Iraq,
9873
98742147
987501:43:03,910 --> 01:43:07,080
9876the United States
9877and our allies have prevailed.
9878
98792148
988001:43:08,246 --> 01:43:10,582
9881We have concerns
9882over Halliburton KBR's
9883
98842149
988501:43:10,584 --> 01:43:11,850
9886billing practices.
9887
98882150
988901:43:12,617 --> 01:43:15,018
9890As you know, the no-bid
9891contracts they received
9892
98932151
989401:43:15,020 --> 01:43:16,855
9895were quite sizable, and now...
9896
98972152
989801:43:16,857 --> 01:43:19,356
9899Well, we're not concerned,
9900are we?
9901
99022153
990301:43:19,358 --> 01:43:20,358
9904Not at all.
9905
99062154
990701:43:21,060 --> 01:43:23,660
9908The secretary of defense
9909and the vice president
9910
99112155
991201:43:23,662 --> 01:43:25,498
9913just said
9914they're not concerned.
9915
99162156
991701:43:26,332 --> 01:43:28,033
9918Now, can we please talk
9919about Iran?
9920
99212157
992201:43:34,506 --> 01:43:35,573
9923(GUNSHOTS)
9924
99252158
992601:43:35,575 --> 01:43:36,910
9927(MEN LAUGHING)
9928
99292159
993001:43:37,911 --> 01:43:39,212
9931(MAN GRUNTS)
9932
99332160
993401:43:40,013 --> 01:43:43,446
9935KURT: To this day, Dick Cheney
9936has never apologized
9937
99382161
993901:43:43,448 --> 01:43:44,749
9940for this incident.
9941
99422162
994301:43:44,751 --> 01:43:47,517
9944- Jesus, Dick!
9945- (MAN GROANING)
9946
99472163
994801:43:47,519 --> 01:43:49,587
9949- KURT: But someone else did.
9950- CHENEY: Oh, hell.
9951
99522164
995301:43:49,589 --> 01:43:52,690
9954My family and I
9955are deeply sorry
9956
99572165
995801:43:52,692 --> 01:43:54,691
9959for all that
9960Vice President Cheney
9961
99622166
996301:43:54,693 --> 01:43:56,427
9964and his family
9965have had to go through
9966
99672167
996801:43:56,429 --> 01:43:57,994
9969this past week.
9970
99712168
997201:43:57,996 --> 01:44:00,599
9973We send our love
9974and respect to them.
9975
99762169
997701:44:01,600 --> 01:44:04,237
9978And we hope that he will
9979continue to come to Texas...
9980
99812170
998201:44:05,205 --> 01:44:07,974
9983and seek the relaxation
9984that he deserves.
9985
99862171
998701:44:09,541 --> 01:44:11,710
9988So, this, uh...
9989
99902172
999101:44:12,944 --> 01:44:16,847
9992Joe Wilson asshole...
9993(CLEARS THROAT)
9994
99952173
999601:44:16,849 --> 01:44:18,281
9997...is questioning
9998our intelligence
9999
100002174
1000101:44:18,283 --> 01:44:19,986
10002in the New York Times.
10003
100042175
1000501:44:21,621 --> 01:44:23,757
10006(CLEARS THROAT)
10007What's his wife's name again?
10008
100092176
1001001:44:24,957 --> 01:44:26,624
10011Valerie Plame.
10012
100132177
1001401:44:26,626 --> 01:44:29,162
10015I confirmed it.
10016She's undercover CIA.
10017
100182178
1001901:44:30,328 --> 01:44:31,564
10020Leak it.
10021
100222179
1002301:44:35,801 --> 01:44:38,737
10024(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)
10025
100262180
1002701:44:42,541 --> 01:44:44,477
10028(DOG BARKING)
10029
100302181
1003101:44:47,345 --> 01:44:48,913
10032SOLDIER 1: Okay, okay.
10033
100342182
1003501:44:48,915 --> 01:44:50,615
10036Like, they don't care
10037about their dogs, man.
10038
100392183
1004001:44:50,617 --> 01:44:52,516
10041I mean they shoot 'em.
10042They let 'em roam wild.
10043
100442184
1004501:44:52,518 --> 01:44:53,953
10046What kinda man
10047don't love a dog?
10048
100492185
1005001:44:54,720 --> 01:44:56,152
10051SOLDIER 2:
10052People in India love cows.
10053
100542186
1005501:44:56,154 --> 01:44:57,554
10056They look at us
10057
100582187
1005901:44:57,556 --> 01:44:59,257
10060and how we treat cows
10061and think the same thing.
10062
100632188
1006401:44:59,259 --> 01:45:01,191
10065SOLDIER 1:
10066Cows. All due respect...
10067
100682189
1006901:45:01,193 --> 01:45:03,697
10070that sounds like some liberal
10071ass-scratchin' bullshit...
10072
100732190
1007401:45:04,797 --> 01:45:07,767
10075- (MAN EXCLAIMS)
10076- (WOMAN CRIES)
10077
100782191
1007901:45:12,438 --> 01:45:14,007
10080Linda.
10081
100822192
1008301:45:17,410 --> 01:45:18,575
10084Look at this crap.
10085
100862193
1008701:45:18,577 --> 01:45:19,776
10088(GROANS)
10089God damn it.
10090
100912194
1009201:45:19,778 --> 01:45:21,046
10093CHENEY:
10094Hello, Don.
10095
100962195
1009701:45:22,148 --> 01:45:24,248
10098That report says Zarqawi,
10099
101002196
1010101:45:24,250 --> 01:45:26,918
10102the same fucking Zarqawi
10103we talked up for months,
10104
101052197
1010601:45:26,920 --> 01:45:30,087
10107is now leading
10108a major insurgence in Iraq.
10109
101102198
1011101:45:30,089 --> 01:45:33,458
10112And the implication is
10113it's because we talked him up.
10114
101152199
1011601:45:33,460 --> 01:45:35,124
10117Has POTUS seen this?
10118
101192200
1012001:45:35,126 --> 01:45:36,326
10121No, no, no.
10122
101232201
1012401:45:36,328 --> 01:45:39,629
10125I... I intercepted it before
10126it got across the hallway.
10127
101282202
1012901:45:39,631 --> 01:45:41,832
10130SCOOTER: And this is,
10131this is generated by an analyst.
10132
101332203
1013401:45:41,834 --> 01:45:43,036
10135CHENEY:
10136Get me Tenet.
10137
101382204
1013901:45:44,202 --> 01:45:45,235
10140This stops here.
10141
101422205
1014301:45:45,237 --> 01:45:47,105
10144KURT:
10145Abu Musab al-Zarqawi
10146
101472206
1014801:45:47,107 --> 01:45:49,941
10149had taken his fame
10150from Powell's UN speech
10151
101522207
1015301:45:49,943 --> 01:45:52,478
10154and turned it
10155into his own new thing.
10156
101572208
1015801:45:53,412 --> 01:45:57,380
10159- The Islamic State of Iraq and Levant...
10160- (PEOPLE SCREAMING)
10161
101622209
1016301:45:57,382 --> 01:45:58,848
10164...or ISIS.
10165
101662210
1016701:45:58,850 --> 01:46:02,018
10168And because that intelligence
10169somehow found itself
10170
101712211
1017201:46:02,020 --> 01:46:04,256
10173on the bottom
10174of a stack of papers...
10175
101762212
1017701:46:05,524 --> 01:46:06,891
10178Zarqawi had a whole year
10179
101802213
1018101:46:06,893 --> 01:46:09,663
10182to just do whatever
10183the hell he wanted.
10184
101852214
1018601:46:10,496 --> 01:46:11,897
10187And what he wanted...
10188
101892215
1019001:46:13,131 --> 01:46:14,567
10191was carnage.
10192
101932216
1019401:46:16,068 --> 01:46:17,736
10195Shia versus Sunni.
10196
101972217
1019801:46:19,572 --> 01:46:21,575
10199The West versus Islam.
10200
102012218
1020201:46:23,776 --> 01:46:26,112
10203And death versus life.
10204
102052219
1020601:46:27,479 --> 01:46:28,780
10207And on top of that,
10208
102092220
1021001:46:28,782 --> 01:46:31,348
10211US forces couldn't find
10212any WMDs
10213
102142221
1021501:46:31,350 --> 01:46:33,883
10216or nuclear programs in Iraq.
10217
102182222
1021901:46:33,885 --> 01:46:36,186
10220Turns out that Saddam
10221and his sons
10222
102232223
1022401:46:36,188 --> 01:46:37,687
10225mostly liked cocaine
10226
102272224
1022801:46:37,689 --> 01:46:40,124
10229and American movies
10230from the '80s.
10231
102322225
1023301:46:40,126 --> 01:46:41,659
10234WILLIAMS (ON TV):
10235Vice President Dick Cheney
10236
102372226
1023801:46:41,661 --> 01:46:44,294
10239is being sued
10240by Valerie Plame
10241
102422227
1024301:46:44,296 --> 01:46:46,031
10244and her husband Joseph Wilson.
10245
102462228
1024701:46:46,899 --> 01:46:48,199
10248GROSS (ON RADIO):
10249The White House announced
10250
102512229
1025201:46:48,201 --> 01:46:49,799
10253four cabinet resignations
10254
102552230
1025601:46:49,801 --> 01:46:52,736
10257including that of Secretary
10258of State Colin Powell.
10259
102602231
1026101:46:52,738 --> 01:46:53,939
10262LEAHY: Dick.
10263
102642232
1026501:46:54,741 --> 01:46:56,173
10266Look, I hope there's
10267no hard feelings
10268
102692233
1027001:46:56,175 --> 01:46:59,543
10271about us investigating
10272the no-bid Iraq contract
10273
102742234
1027501:46:59,545 --> 01:47:00,610
10276for Halliburton.
10277
102782235
1027901:47:00,612 --> 01:47:03,213
10280You know,
10281I'm just doing my job.
10282
102832236
1028401:47:03,215 --> 01:47:04,651
10285Go fuck yourself.
10286
102872237
1028801:47:06,117 --> 01:47:08,721
10289(TIRES SQUEALING)
10290
102912238
1029201:47:14,326 --> 01:47:16,560
10293ANNOUNCER: Dick Cheney
10294emerges from the dugout
10295
102962239
1029701:47:16,562 --> 01:47:18,161
10298on the third base side.
10299
103002240
1030101:47:18,163 --> 01:47:20,865
10302There's a lot of energy
10303that follows any opener,
10304
103052241
1030601:47:20,867 --> 01:47:23,433
10307whether it be the opener
10308to the regular season
10309
103102242
1031101:47:23,435 --> 01:47:25,436
10312or, in this case,
10313the home opener
10314
103152243
1031601:47:25,438 --> 01:47:27,137
10317for the Washington Nationals.
10318
103192244
1032001:47:27,139 --> 01:47:30,007
10321But there's continued buildup,
10322Eddie, for this team
10323
103242245
1032501:47:30,009 --> 01:47:32,543
10326because of the success
10327they had last year
10328
103292246
1033001:47:32,545 --> 01:47:34,344
10331in drawing some
10332pretty good numbers.
10333
103342247
1033501:47:34,346 --> 01:47:36,248
10336(CROWD BOOING)
10337
103382248
1033901:47:42,420 --> 01:47:44,253
10340ANNOUNCER: Dick Cheney,
10341a little bit low and outside.
10342
103432249
1034401:47:44,255 --> 01:47:47,158
10345REPORTER 1: Iraq War,
10346now proven to be false.
10347
103482250
1034901:47:47,160 --> 01:47:49,259
10350There is a chorus
10351of people calling
10352
103532251
1035401:47:49,261 --> 01:47:52,061
10355for Vice President Dick Cheney
10356to step aside and resign.
10357
103582252
1035901:47:52,063 --> 01:47:54,999
10360REPORTER 2: These issues may
10361not be resolved for some time.
10362
103632253
1036401:47:55,001 --> 01:47:56,136
10365Go away!
10366
103672254
1036801:48:04,010 --> 01:48:05,609
10369(SIGHS)
10370I swear to God
10371
103722255
1037301:48:05,611 --> 01:48:07,881
10374this whole place
10375is turning against me.
10376
103772256
1037801:48:09,982 --> 01:48:11,848
10379(LAUGHS)
10380
103812257
1038201:48:11,850 --> 01:48:13,918
10383- CHENEY: Where are you?
10384- I'm in an empty office
10385
103862258
1038701:48:13,920 --> 01:48:15,485
10388just trying to get
10389a clean phone line.
10390
103912259
1039201:48:15,487 --> 01:48:18,722
10393Listen, if we could just get
10394
103952260
1039601:48:18,724 --> 01:48:20,057
10397an air bombardment in Iraq,
10398
103992261
1040001:48:20,059 --> 01:48:21,859
10401I think it would make
10402a statement
10403
104042262
1040501:48:21,861 --> 01:48:23,727
10406and it would give us
10407some political cover.
10408
104092263
1041001:48:23,729 --> 01:48:25,594
10411It's over, Don.
10412(CLEARS THROAT)
10413
104142264
1041501:48:25,596 --> 01:48:26,700
10416RUMSFELD:
10417What's that?
10418
104192265
1042001:48:27,500 --> 01:48:29,299
10421What is?
10422
104232266
1042401:48:29,301 --> 01:48:30,601
10425CHENEY:
10426It's over.
10427
104282267
1042901:48:30,603 --> 01:48:31,869
10430President wants you
10431to step down.
10432
104332268
1043401:48:31,871 --> 01:48:33,440
10435He appreciates your service.
10436
104372269
1043801:48:39,679 --> 01:48:40,846
10439Don?
10440
104412270
1044201:48:43,750 --> 01:48:46,717
10443Well, does, uh...
10444
104452271
1044601:48:46,719 --> 01:48:49,089
10447Bush's kid want me out
10448or do you?
10449
104502272
1045101:48:52,524 --> 01:48:54,057
10452I can't win every fight, Don.
10453
104542273
1045501:48:54,059 --> 01:48:55,961
10456You are a little piece
10457of shit.
10458
104592274
1046001:48:58,363 --> 01:49:01,401
10461Wow. How did you become
10462such a cold son of a bitch?
10463
104642275
1046501:49:02,402 --> 01:49:03,470
10466CHENEY:
10467I'm sorry, Don.
10468
104692276
1047001:49:04,670 --> 01:49:06,005
10471I really am.
10472
104732277
1047401:49:07,907 --> 01:49:09,976
10475RUMSFELD: Well, you know
10476how I know you're not?
10477
104782278
1047901:49:11,711 --> 01:49:13,146
10480'Cause I wouldn't be.
10481
104822279
1048301:49:17,950 --> 01:49:19,449
10484(CLICKS TONGUE)
10485
104862280
1048701:49:19,451 --> 01:49:20,987
10488Think they'll prosecute us?
10489
104902281
1049101:49:25,724 --> 01:49:27,093
10492Okay, then.
10493
104942282
1049501:49:30,362 --> 01:49:31,396
10496Okay, then.
10497
104982283
1049901:49:33,899 --> 01:49:35,835
10500(RECEIVER CLATTERS)
10501
105022284
1050301:49:52,984 --> 01:49:55,854
10504I, Barack Hussein Obama,
10505do solemnly swear...
10506
105072285
1050801:49:56,656 --> 01:49:59,021
10509ROBERTS:
10510That I will execute the office
10511
105122286
1051301:49:59,023 --> 01:50:01,726
10514of president to
10515the United States faithfully.
10516
105172287
1051801:50:01,728 --> 01:50:04,364
10519(INAUDIBLE)
10520
105212288
1052201:50:08,867 --> 01:50:10,734
10523KURT:
10524Few years later,
10525
105262289
1052701:50:10,736 --> 01:50:12,971
10528Dick's heart trouble
10529started up again.
10530
105312290
1053201:50:13,872 --> 01:50:16,173
10533And with no donor available,
10534
105352291
1053601:50:16,175 --> 01:50:19,445
10537he finally found himself
10538at death's door.
10539
105402292
1054101:50:21,880 --> 01:50:24,349
10542(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
10543
105442293
1054501:50:25,952 --> 01:50:27,187
10546LYNNE: Well?
10547
105482294
1054901:50:27,987 --> 01:50:31,088
10550I wish I had...
10551I had better news.
10552
105532295
1055401:50:31,090 --> 01:50:33,557
10555Your heart just isn't pumping
10556enough oxygen
10557
105582296
1055901:50:33,559 --> 01:50:35,128
10560to keep
10561your vital organs alive.
10562
105632297
1056401:50:37,697 --> 01:50:39,530
10565Should I call for a minister?
10566
105672298
1056801:50:39,532 --> 01:50:42,869
10569No, no.
10570He's not going anywhere.
10571
105722299
1057301:50:45,371 --> 01:50:47,006
10574Okay, then.
10575
105762300
1057701:50:49,943 --> 01:50:51,408
10578Dick Cheney,
10579
105802301
1058101:50:51,410 --> 01:50:54,380
10582you are not going anywhere,
10583do you hear me?
10584
105852302
1058601:50:55,148 --> 01:50:56,746
10587You're not going anywhere.
10588
105892303
1059001:50:56,748 --> 01:50:58,084
10591This may be the, uh...
10592
105932304
1059401:50:59,417 --> 01:51:00,817
10595one time, I, uh,
10596
105972305
1059801:51:00,819 --> 01:51:01,987
10599I can't do...
10600
106012306
1060201:51:03,121 --> 01:51:05,257
10603- what your mother says, girls.
10604- (LYNNE SNIFFLES)
10605
106062307
1060701:51:06,625 --> 01:51:08,595
10608(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
10609
106102308
1061101:51:09,961 --> 01:51:11,964
10612- (CLEARS THROAT)
10613- (MARY SNIFFLES)
10614
106152309
1061601:51:13,764 --> 01:51:15,499
10617(KISSES)
10618
106192310
1062001:51:15,501 --> 01:51:17,621
10621- MARY: I love you, Daddy.
10622- CHENEY: I love you, Mary.
10623
106242311
1062501:51:18,437 --> 01:51:20,637
10626I love you, Lizzie.
10627
106282312
1062901:51:20,639 --> 01:51:22,909
10630And we love you so much.
10631
106322313
1063301:51:24,010 --> 01:51:25,642
10634We love you so much.
10635
106362314
1063701:51:25,644 --> 01:51:27,080
10638My girls.
10639
106402315
1064101:51:28,982 --> 01:51:30,515
10642(SNIFFLING)
10643
106442316
1064501:51:32,952 --> 01:51:34,554
10646I love you, girls.
10647
106482317
1064901:51:39,591 --> 01:51:41,094
10650(CHENEY SIGHS)
10651
106522318
1065301:51:48,399 --> 01:51:53,169
10654So Dick Cheney told his family
10655that he was ready to die
10656
106572319
1065801:51:53,171 --> 01:51:55,239
10659and that he wasn't afraid.
10660
106612320
1066201:51:55,241 --> 01:51:58,642
10663He told them
10664he had lived a full life
10665
106662321
1066701:51:58,644 --> 01:51:59,977
10668and that
10669he had zero regrets...
10670
106712322
1067201:51:59,979 --> 01:52:01,147
10673- (GRUNTS)
10674- (TIRES SCREECH)
10675
106762323
1067701:52:21,434 --> 01:52:23,469
10678(SIRENS WAILING)
10679
106802324
1068101:52:46,058 --> 01:52:47,961
10682(HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING)
10683
106842325
1068501:52:49,495 --> 01:52:52,161
10686(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
10687
106882326
1068901:52:52,163 --> 01:52:55,100
10690NURSE: Vice President Cheney,
10691cross your arms, please.
10692
106932327
1069401:52:56,234 --> 01:52:59,069
10695There you go.
10696Okay, on a count of three.
10697
106982328
1069901:52:59,071 --> 01:53:00,707
10700One, two, three.
10701
107022329
1070301:53:03,776 --> 01:53:07,046
10704They say my heart could
10705give him another ten years.
10706
107072330
1070801:53:08,447 --> 01:53:12,583
10709Cheney doesn't like to refer
10710to it as someone else's heart.
10711
107122331
1071301:53:12,585 --> 01:53:15,421
10714He likes to refer to it
10715as his new heart.
10716
107172332
1071801:53:16,721 --> 01:53:19,392
10719Which, even though I'm dead,
10720I have to say...
10721
107222333
1072301:53:20,492 --> 01:53:22,628
10724still makes me feel
10725pretty shitty.
10726
107272334
1072801:53:24,630 --> 01:53:28,130
10729And so, when Liz decided
10730to run for one
10731
107322335
1073301:53:28,132 --> 01:53:30,200
10734of Wyoming's
10735two Senate seats
10736
107372336
1073801:53:30,202 --> 01:53:33,803
10739against Republican incumbent
10740Mike Enzi,
10741
107422337
1074301:53:33,805 --> 01:53:35,472
10744our Dick was right there
10745
107462338
1074701:53:35,474 --> 01:53:38,909
10748to hopefully see the Cheney
10749legacy of power continue.
10750
107512339
1075201:53:38,911 --> 01:53:42,079
10753ENZI: Are you aware Wyoming
10754Senate candidate Liz Cheney
10755
107562340
1075701:53:42,081 --> 01:53:43,512
10758supports gay marriage?
10759
107602341
1076101:53:43,514 --> 01:53:45,316
10762Her sister is married
10763to another woman,
10764
107652342
1076601:53:45,318 --> 01:53:47,350
10767and Liz Cheney refuses
10768to support
10769
107702343
1077101:53:47,352 --> 01:53:50,786
10772a constitutional amendment
10773banning same-sex marriage.
10774
107752344
1077601:53:50,788 --> 01:53:52,054
10777Instead, she equivocates,
10778
107792345
1078001:53:52,056 --> 01:53:53,957
10781claiming it's a states
10782rights issue.
10783
107842346
1078501:53:53,959 --> 01:53:55,624
10786Don't you agree
10787Wyoming deserves
10788
107892347
1079001:53:55,626 --> 01:53:58,160
10791a senator who believes
10792marriage should be
10793
107942348
1079501:53:58,162 --> 01:53:59,663
10796between a man and a woman?
10797
107982349
1079901:53:59,665 --> 01:54:02,100
10800These calls went
10801to every house in Wyoming.
10802
108032350
1080401:54:03,169 --> 01:54:04,770
10805Every single house.
10806
108072351
1080801:54:07,939 --> 01:54:09,375
10809I will never win.
10810
108112352
1081201:54:11,809 --> 01:54:13,345
10813What are we gonna do?
10814
108152353
1081601:54:16,782 --> 01:54:19,051
10817SURGEON:
10818O2 monitor is steady.
10819
108202354
1082101:54:21,453 --> 01:54:23,686
10822CHRIS: We're joined
10823here today by Liz Cheney,
10824
108252355
1082601:54:23,688 --> 01:54:26,923
10827who is running for the Senate
10828from the state of Wyoming.
10829
108302356
1083101:54:26,925 --> 01:54:28,292
10832According to one poll,
10833
108342357
1083501:54:28,294 --> 01:54:31,061
10836she is behind
10837by double digits.
10838
108392358
1084001:54:31,063 --> 01:54:32,228
10841Welcome.
10842
108432359
1084401:54:32,230 --> 01:54:33,329
10845Thank you
10846for having me here, Chris.
10847
108482360
1084901:54:33,331 --> 01:54:34,597
10850Great to be with you.
10851
108522361
1085301:54:34,599 --> 01:54:35,966
10854And may I point out,
10855there are other polls
10856
108572362
1085801:54:35,968 --> 01:54:38,035
10859that have me much closer.
10860
108612363
1086201:54:38,037 --> 01:54:39,502
10863CHRIS: Your opponent,
10864Senator Mike Enzi,
10865
108662364
1086701:54:39,504 --> 01:54:42,638
10868claims that you support
10869gay marriage
10870
108712365
1087201:54:42,640 --> 01:54:44,607
10873in part, because...
10874
108752366
1087601:54:44,609 --> 01:54:47,343
10877you support your gay sister
10878Mary's union with her wife.
10879
108802367
1088101:54:47,345 --> 01:54:48,779
10882LYNNE: I think
10883she's coming off very well.
10884
108852368
1088601:54:48,781 --> 01:54:49,780
10887CHRIS:
10888How do you respond?
10889
108902369
1089101:54:49,782 --> 01:54:52,685
10892Let me be very, very clear.
10893
108942370
1089501:54:54,086 --> 01:54:57,620
10896I do not support gay marriage.
10897
108982371
1089901:54:57,622 --> 01:55:01,558
10900I believe that marriage
10901is between a man and a woma.
10902
109032372
1090401:55:01,560 --> 01:55:02,993
10905CHRIS:
10906But you've always claimed
10907
109082373
1090901:55:02,995 --> 01:55:04,660
10910gay marriage is a state issue.
10911
109122374
1091301:55:04,662 --> 01:55:08,097
10914Your opponent claims
10915this is an equivocation.
10916
109172375
1091801:55:08,099 --> 01:55:09,600
10919SURGEON: All right,
10920I'm cutting the aorta.
10921
109222376
1092301:55:09,602 --> 01:55:11,101
10924Do you have
10925the specimen bowl ready?
10926
109272377
1092801:55:11,103 --> 01:55:12,535
10929NURSE: It's on the field.
10930
109312378
1093201:55:12,537 --> 01:55:14,370
10933SURGEON: All right.
10934Here's the heart.
10935
109362379
1093701:55:14,372 --> 01:55:15,638
10938The thing is, Mom, I know
10939that Liz wouldn't have done
10940
109412380
1094201:55:15,640 --> 01:55:17,774
10943any of this if you
10944and Dad didn't approve.
10945
109462381
1094701:55:17,776 --> 01:55:19,176
10948So...
10949(SOBS)
10950
109512382
1095201:55:19,178 --> 01:55:20,576
10953I can't believe
10954you would do th...
10955
109562383
1095701:55:20,578 --> 01:55:22,344
10958I really thought
10959there was a limit to...
10960
109612384
1096201:55:22,346 --> 01:55:24,882
10963LYNNE: No, now you're
10964just being hysterical,
10965
109662385
1096701:55:24,884 --> 01:55:27,049
10968and I can't talk to you
10969when you get this way.
10970
109712386
1097201:55:27,051 --> 01:55:30,320
10973You need to settle down. Okay?
10974
109752387
1097601:55:30,322 --> 01:55:31,922
10977You're being hysterical.
10978
109792388
1098001:55:31,924 --> 01:55:34,156
10981SURGEON:
10982Bypass is on standby.
10983
109842389
1098501:55:34,158 --> 01:55:35,691
10986NURSE:
10987Is it in three?
10988
109892390
1099001:55:35,693 --> 01:55:37,373
10991ASSISTANT: I'll have it
10992waiting right here.
10993
109942391
1099501:55:37,962 --> 01:55:39,128
10996(LINE CLICKS)
10997
109982392
1099901:55:39,130 --> 01:55:40,332
11000(PHONE BEEPS)
11001
110022393
1100301:56:10,028 --> 01:56:12,262
11004(BREATHES DEEPLY)
11005
110062394
1100701:56:12,264 --> 01:56:14,731
11008SURGEON: All right,
11009some suction. Some suction.
11010
110112395
1101201:56:14,733 --> 01:56:15,935
11013ASSISTANT: Damn.
11014
110152396
1101601:56:48,500 --> 01:56:50,269
11017All right. We're almost there.
11018
110192397
1102001:57:03,916 --> 01:57:04,951
11021Dad.
11022
110232398
1102401:57:20,866 --> 01:57:23,803
11025(SOBBING)
11026
110272399
1102801:57:25,269 --> 01:57:27,772
11029HEATHER: Just breathe, baby.
11030I love you.
11031
110322400
1103301:58:27,532 --> 01:58:29,468
11034Patient's heart rate is stable.
11035
110362401
1103701:58:30,434 --> 01:58:31,969
11038Blood pressure increasing.
11039
110402402
1104101:58:32,904 --> 01:58:35,304
11042I'm gonna notify the family.
11043What should I tell them?
11044
110452403
1104601:58:35,306 --> 01:58:36,940
11047SURGEON: Tell them
11048the patient's doing well.
11049
110502404
1105101:58:36,942 --> 01:58:39,008
11052- NURSE: Okay.
11053- SURGEON: We should be done in a half-hour.
11054
110552405
1105601:58:39,010 --> 01:58:40,946
11057(EKG BEEPING STEADILY)
11058
110592406
1106001:58:42,014 --> 01:58:43,949
11061(VENTILATOR HISSING STEADILY)
11062
110632407
1106401:59:11,143 --> 01:59:12,475
11065REPORTER:
11066Mr. Vice President.
11067
110682408
1106901:59:12,477 --> 01:59:14,244
11070CHENEY: This must be
11071the right place.
11072
110732409
1107401:59:14,246 --> 01:59:15,611
11075- REPORTER: Yes.
11076- (CHENEY LAUGHS)
11077
110782410
1107901:59:15,613 --> 01:59:17,379
11080- Hello, Martha.
11081- MARTHA: Hi.
11082
110832411
1108401:59:17,381 --> 01:59:18,682
11085- Nice to meet you.
11086- CHENEY: Pleasure.
11087
110882412
1108901:59:18,684 --> 01:59:21,517
11090- Have a seat right there.
11091- (CLEARS THROAT)
11092
110932413
1109401:59:21,519 --> 01:59:26,390
11095So, um, is it gonna be just,
11096uh, me on camera or...
11097
110982414
1109901:59:26,392 --> 01:59:28,924
11100Primarily you.
11101We'll cut back to me.
11102
111032415
1110401:59:28,926 --> 01:59:30,393
11105Eddie's got you
11106with the A camera.
11107
111082416
1110901:59:30,395 --> 01:59:32,428
11110I'm just gonna be...
11111All right.
11112
111132417
1111401:59:32,430 --> 01:59:35,934
11115(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
11116
111172418
1111801:59:54,452 --> 01:59:55,687
11119(SIGHS)
11120
111212419
1112201:59:57,255 --> 01:59:59,692
11123(RUBS HANDS, CLEARS THROAT)
11124
111252420
1112602:00:02,560 --> 02:00:04,130
11127- MARTHA: Ready?
11128- Hmm.
11129
111302421
1113102:00:06,364 --> 02:00:07,763
11132MARTHA:
11133Two-thirds of Americans say
11134
111352422
1113602:00:07,765 --> 02:00:11,301
11137the Iraq War
11138is not worth fighting.
11139
111402423
1114102:00:11,303 --> 02:00:13,704
11142And they're looking
11143at the value gained
11144
111452424
1114602:00:13,706 --> 02:00:15,972
11147versus the cost
11148in American lives
11149
111502425
1115102:00:15,974 --> 02:00:17,406
11152and Iraqi lives.
11153
111542426
1115502:00:17,408 --> 02:00:18,710
11156So?
11157
111582427
1115902:00:20,010 --> 02:00:23,515
11160So, don't you care what
11161the American people think?
11162
111632428
1116402:00:24,648 --> 02:00:28,450
11165No, uh,
11166I think you, uh,
11167
111682429
1116902:00:28,452 --> 02:00:31,119
11170cannot be, uh,
11171
111722430
1117302:00:31,121 --> 02:00:32,624
11174blown off course.
11175
111762431
1117702:00:34,024 --> 02:00:35,225
11178(CLEARS THROAT)
11179
111802432
1118102:00:35,227 --> 02:00:36,595
11182(SIGHS)
11183
111842433
1118502:00:41,465 --> 02:00:45,603
11186I can feel
11187your recriminations...
11188
111892434
1119002:00:46,938 --> 02:00:48,072
11191and your judgment...
11192
111932435
1119402:00:49,107 --> 02:00:50,676
11195and I am fine with it.
11196
111972436
1119802:00:53,112 --> 02:00:56,449
11199You want to be loved,
11200go be a movie star.
11201
112022437
1120302:00:58,515 --> 02:01:01,651
11204The world is as you find it.
11205
112062438
1120702:01:01,653 --> 02:01:04,655
11208You gotta deal
11209with that reality.
11210
112112439
1121202:01:04,657 --> 02:01:07,390
11213And there are monsters
11214in this world.
11215
112162440
1121702:01:07,392 --> 02:01:12,728
11218We saw 3,000 innocent people
11219
112202441
1122102:01:12,730 --> 02:01:15,731
11222burned to death
11223by those monsters.
11224
112252442
1122602:01:15,733 --> 02:01:17,469
11227And yet you object...
11228
112292443
1123002:01:18,303 --> 02:01:19,701
11231when I refuse
11232
112332444
1123402:01:19,703 --> 02:01:22,237
11235to kiss those monsters
11236on the cheek
11237
112382445
1123902:01:22,239 --> 02:01:24,606
11240and say "pretty please."
11241
112422446
1124302:01:24,608 --> 02:01:26,043
11244You answer me this.
11245
112462447
1124702:01:26,045 --> 02:01:30,847
11248What terrorist attack
11249would you have let go forward
11250
112512448
1125202:01:30,849 --> 02:01:35,220
11253so you wouldn't seem like
11254a mean and nasty fella?
11255
112562449
1125702:01:36,822 --> 02:01:39,058
11258I will not apologize...
11259
112602450
1126102:01:40,492 --> 02:01:42,194
11262for keeping your family safe.
11263
112642451
1126502:01:43,495 --> 02:01:45,296
11266And I will not apologize...
11267
112682452
1126902:01:46,064 --> 02:01:48,834
11270for doing what needed
11271to be done...
11272
112732453
1127402:01:50,234 --> 02:01:52,268
11275so that your loved ones
11276
112772454
1127802:01:52,270 --> 02:01:53,973
11279can sleep peaceably at night.
11280
112812455
1128202:01:58,475 --> 02:01:59,745
11283(SNIFFS)
11284
112852456
1128602:02:01,313 --> 02:02:02,681
11287Has been my honor...
11288
112892457
1129002:02:04,049 --> 02:02:05,251
11291to be your servant.
11292
112932458
1129402:02:07,452 --> 02:02:08,821
11295You chose me...
11296
112972459
1129802:02:10,389 --> 02:02:13,292
11299and I did what you asked.
11300
113012460
1130202:02:49,795 --> 02:02:51,196
11303♪
11304
113052461
1130602:02:53,064 --> 02:02:58,235
11307♪ I like the island Manhattan ♪
11308
113092462
1131002:02:58,237 --> 02:02:59,235
11311WOMAN:
11312I know you do.
11313
113142463
1131502:02:59,237 --> 02:03:02,505
11316♪ Smoke on your pipe ♪
11317
113182464
1131902:03:02,507 --> 02:03:06,810
11320♪ And put that in! ♪
11321
113222465
1132302:03:06,812 --> 02:03:08,046
11324(WHOOPING, CLAPPING)
11325
113262466
1132702:03:08,880 --> 02:03:10,946
11328♪ I like to be in America ♪
11329
113302467
1133102:03:10,948 --> 02:03:13,650
11332♪ Okay by me in America ♪
11333
113342468
1133502:03:13,652 --> 02:03:15,852
11336♪ Everything free in America ♪
11337
113382469
1133902:03:15,854 --> 02:03:20,793
11340♪ For a small fee in America ♪
11341
113422470
1134302:03:21,792 --> 02:03:24,561
11344♪ Automobile in America ♪
11345
113462471
1134702:03:24,563 --> 02:03:26,695
11348♪ Chromium steel in America ♪
11349
113502472
1135102:03:26,697 --> 02:03:28,932
11352♪ Wire-spoke wheel
11353in America ♪
11354
113552473
1135602:03:28,934 --> 02:03:33,038
11357♪ Very big deal in America! ♪
11358
113592474
1136002:03:36,608 --> 02:03:39,745
11361(WHOOPING, SHOUTING)
11362
113632475
1136402:03:55,928 --> 02:03:58,427
11365♪ Immigrant goes to America ♪
11366
113672476
1136802:03:58,429 --> 02:04:00,730
11369♪ Many hellos in America ♪
11370
113712477
1137202:04:00,732 --> 02:04:02,964
11373♪ Nobody knows in America ♪
11374
113752478
1137602:04:02,966 --> 02:04:07,503
11377♪ Wall-to-wall floors
11378in America! ♪
11379
113802479
1138102:04:07,505 --> 02:04:09,972
11382(WHOOPING, CLAPPING)
11383
113842480
1138502:04:09,974 --> 02:04:12,508
11386♪ I like the shores
11387of America! ♪
11388
113892481
1139002:04:12,510 --> 02:04:14,776
11391♪ Comfort is yours
11392in America! ♪
11393
113942482
1139502:04:14,778 --> 02:04:17,045
11396♪ Knobs on the doors
11397in America ♪
11398
113992483
1140002:04:17,047 --> 02:04:21,053
11401♪ Wall-to-wall floors
11402in America! ♪
11403
114042484
1140502:04:29,728 --> 02:04:31,697
11406(WHOOPING)
11407
114082485
1140902:04:34,465 --> 02:04:37,169
11410(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
11411
114122486
1141302:04:44,108 --> 02:04:45,309
11414(WHOOPING)
11415
114162487
1141702:05:06,931 --> 02:05:08,630
11418Sorry to interrupt,
11419But Mark wanted
11420
114212488
1142202:05:08,632 --> 02:05:09,999
11423to share something
11424with everyone.
11425
114262489
1142702:05:10,001 --> 02:05:12,602
11428Something's been bothering me
11429this whole movie,
11430
114312490
1143202:05:12,604 --> 02:05:14,670
11433and I just figured it out.
11434
114352491
1143602:05:14,672 --> 02:05:16,573
11437The whole thing's liberal.
11438
114392492
1144002:05:16,575 --> 02:05:18,374
11441It's got a liberal bias.
11442
114432493
1144402:05:18,376 --> 02:05:20,946
11445Interesting. Does anyone else
11446feel that way?
11447
114482494
1144902:05:21,947 --> 02:05:24,580
11450One, two, three, four people.
11451Yeah, go ahead.
11452
114532495
1145402:05:24,582 --> 02:05:26,816
11455It's all facts. Right?
11456
114572496
1145802:05:26,818 --> 02:05:30,285
11459I mean, they had to vet all this with
11460a lawyer. How does that make it...
11461
114622497
1146302:05:30,287 --> 02:05:33,789
11464- What's liberal about that?
11465- You would say that, lib-tard.
11466
114672498
1146802:05:33,791 --> 02:05:35,423
11469Okay, I'm sorry.
11470
114712499
1147202:05:35,425 --> 02:05:37,727
11473So, because I have the ability
11474to understand facts,
11475
114762500
1147702:05:37,729 --> 02:05:38,927
11478that makes me a liberal?
11479
114802501
1148102:05:38,929 --> 02:05:40,463
11482WOMAN: Okay, guys,
11483let's just take it down.
11484
114852502
1148602:05:40,465 --> 02:05:42,298
11487You probably like Hillary.
11488
114892503
1149002:05:42,300 --> 02:05:44,034
11491- Let's take it down a notch or two, okay?
11492- MAN: Idiot.
11493
114942504
1149502:05:44,036 --> 02:05:46,401
11496Okay, first of all,
11497Hillary's not president. Okay?
11498
114992505
1150002:05:46,403 --> 02:05:49,371
11501The-the-the orange Cheeto
11502that you hired
11503
115042506
1150502:05:49,373 --> 02:05:50,806
11506is the president
11507and he's ruining the country...
11508
115092507
1151002:05:50,808 --> 02:05:52,842
11511Trump is the best thing
11512in this country.
11513
115142508
1151502:05:52,844 --> 02:05:53,910
11516You chicken-shit!
11517
115182509
1151902:05:53,912 --> 02:05:55,744
11520John! Now, come in, please.
11521
115222510
1152302:05:55,746 --> 02:05:57,179
11524WOMAN 2: Hey, guys, come on.
11525
115262511
1152702:05:57,181 --> 02:06:00,115
11528- WOMAN: Guys! Guys!
11529- Stop it. Knock it off!
11530
115312512
1153202:06:00,117 --> 02:06:01,851
11533I can't wait to see the new
11534Fast and the Furious movie.
11535
115362513
1153702:06:01,853 --> 02:06:03,522
11538That looks lit.
11539
115402514
1154102:06:03,524 --> 02:06:08,524
11542Subtitles by explosiveskull
11543Sync by GoldenBeard