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1./1001892.html:<span class="postername">Anonymous</span> <br><blockquote>>>1001892<br>Item #: SCP-173<br><br>Object class: Euclid<br><br>Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.<br><br>Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.<br><br>Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.<br><br>The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.</blockquote>
2./1001892.html:<span class="postername">Anonymous</span> <br><blockquote>OP here, figured I'd dig something up to get this thread going. Dug it up from the SCP website.<br><br><br>Item #: SCP-173<br><br>Object class: Euclid<br><br>Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.<br><br>Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.<br><br>Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.<br><br>The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.</blockquote>
3./1002287.html:<span class="postername">Anonymous</span> <br><blockquote>Item #: SCP-040<br><br>Object Class: Euclid<br><br>Special Containment Procedures: SCP-040 is to be detained in a large room of any make, furnished as to a normal child's bedroom. All personnel in the area are to be armed with pistols and rifles of a nonlethal type, containing tranquilizers of a dosage exceeding one thousand (1000) cc's. Subject is to be given anything it so wishes, so long as it does not defy standard security protocol, and is to be fed three (3) times a day, also whatever it wishes. Subject is to never be left alone, even when unconscious. All personnel dealing with SCP-040 are to be perfectly content with their lives, and have no hidden or deep desires, and will be psychologically cross examined before coming into contact with subject. As long as SCP-040 is kept preoccupied, it will likely abstain from the use of it's abilities, except in the case of contact with someone with a desire. If SCP-040 displays any of its inherent abilities, it is to be immediately tranquillized. Any personnel or objects affected by SCP-040's abilities are to be immediately tranquilized and kept for indefinite study.<br><br>Subject is currently contained within Bio-Research Area-12, along with all of the results of SCP-040's abilities.</blockquote>
4./1060015.html:<span class="postername">Anonymous</span> <br><blockquote>Item#: SCP-012<br><br>Object Class: Euclid<br><br>Special Containment Procedures: SCP-012 is to be kept in a darkened room at all times. If the object is exposed to light or seen by personnel using a light frequency other than infrared, remove personnel for mental health screening and immediate physical. Object is to be encased in an iron shielded box, suspended from the ceiling with a minimum clearance of eight feet from the floor, walls, and any openings.<br><br>Description: Object retrieved by Archaeologist K.M. Sandoval during the excavation of a northern Italian tomb destroyed in a recent storm. The object, a piece of handwritten musical score entitled "On Mount Golgotha", part of a larger set of sheet music, appears to be incomplete. The red/black ink, first thought to be some form of berry or natural dye ink, was later found to be human blood from multiple subjects. The first personnel to locate the sheet (Site 19 Special Salvage), had two members descend into insanity, attempting to use their own blood to finish the composition, ultimately resulting in massive blood loss and internal trauma.<br><br>Following initial investigations, multiple test subjects were allowed access to the score. In every case, the subject mutilated themselves in order to use their own blood to finish the piece, resulting in subsequent symptoms of schizophrenia and massive trauma. Those subjects who managed to finish a section of the piece immediately committed suicide, declaring the piece to be "impossible to complete". Attempts to perform the music has resulted in a disagreeable cacophony, with each instrumental part having no correlation or harmony with the other instruments.</blockquote>
5./442692.html:<span class="postername">Anonymous</span> <br><blockquote>Item#: SCP-431<br>Special containment procedues: Item SCP-431 is stored in a non-descript building lacking doors, windows, apertures or ventilation of any type. The building is inspected every 12 hours to ensure its integrity, and the perimeter is perpetually guarded for the same purpose.<br><br>Description: SCP-431 is a piece of non-Euclidean architecture, loathsomely redolent of spheres and dimensions apart from ours. Vast angles and stone surfaces... too great to belong to anything right and proper for this earth, and impious with horrible images and disturbing hieroglyphs. No current personnel have seen it, except for three ex-agents kept in mental institutions.</blockquote>
6./472986.html: <span class="postername">Anonymous</span> <br><blockquote>Item#: SCP-861<br><br>Special Containment Procedures: SCP-861 is to be treated as any motile Euclid/Keter-class object, with additional precautions taken against radiological and biological hazards. It is to be contained in a concrete-lined chamber measuring no less than five meters in any dimension, with the Class Omega containment protocol provided by the late Rabbi ????????? implemented. Glyphic/Symbological component of the protocol is to be examined hourly for scuffing, distortion, or disruption. Should such be found, a six-agent team is to be assigned for repairs: one agent is to restore the protocol according to Rabbi ?????????s plans, with a second holding a duplicate copy of said plans in reserve. The remaining four agents are to be dispatched around the protocols perimeter armed with Class Eleven munitions such as those recovered from SCP-636. Should object SCP-861 show any sign of activity, it is to be attacked with extreme prejudice; the agent repairing the protocol is to be terminated, and the reserve member of the team is to resume the restoration process once SCP-861 is subdued. NO AGENT WITH KNOWLEDGE OF THE HEBREW LANGUAGE IS TO BE PERMITTED WITHIN FORTY METERS OF SCP-861.<br><br>Site 57 remains biologically inactive, but has otherwise shown no signs of disturbance or contamination. Nonetheless, it is the location of the class 2 impact event that SCP-861 was recovered from, and as such bears special monitoring.</blockquote>
7./503107.html: <span class="postername">Anonymous</span> <blockquote>Tell me what you think, guys...<br><br>SCP-X (Full item cataloging and numbering TBD)<br><br>Classification: Euclid; Probable Keter<br><br>Special Containment Procedure:<br><br>SCP-X is to be kept fully submerged in holy water at all times. Best practices suggest container construction adhere to fifth circle Rosenberg specifications, with initial research team insisting that double the typical 3 inches of pure silver be used to form containers inner lining. Containment facility must make special considerations and arrangements in re: supply chain management; observations note disappearance of twenty to thirty cubic feet of holy water in contact with artifact per twenty-four period, even under hermetically sealed conditions. As SCP-X displays no attendant increase in mass, or indeed any other observable physical reaction, speculation is that phenomena is evidence of Euclid-class properties on part of artifact.<br><br>Until exact nature of SCP-X is determined, it is to be treated as a Keter class object. All Keter interaction regulations apply.</blockquote>
8./521883.html: <span class="postername">Anonymous</span> <blockquote>Item # SCP-426<br>Object Class: Euclid (disputed)<br><br>Special Containment Procedures: Item is to be kept in a spherical room 50 meters in circumference and lined with North-in facing electromagnets with a strength rating of at least 3 tons of pulls per square inch of steel. This is the minimum power level required to keep SCP-426 suspended off the ground in the center of the chamber No additional magnetic objects are permitted in the containment zone.<br>Additionally the chamber is to be kept oxygen free and maintain an atmospheric temperature no higher then minus 175 degrees Celsius. If the chamber temperature is raised to above minus 175 degrees celsius then liquid nitrogen is to be pumped into the chamber until cooling can be restored.<br>All contact with SCP-426 must obtain clearance level 4. All personnel in the vicinity of SCP-426 are required to wear radiation indicator badges and the area is to be evacuated should contamination levels reach higher then +27% of norm.</blockquote>
9./573348.html:<span class="postername">Anonymous</span> <br> <span class="filesize">File :<a href="" target="_blank"></a>-(, x)</span><br><a href="" target="_blank"></a><blockquote>Item # SCP-079<br><br>Object Class: Euclid<br><br>Special Containment Procedures: SCP-079 is packed away in a double-locked room in the secured general holding area. It has a 120VAC powercord connected to a small array of batteries and solar panels. Staff with level 2 or higher clearance may have access to this device. Under no circumstances will SCP-079 be plugged into a phone line, network, or wall outlet. No peripherals or media will be connected or inserted into the device.<br><br>Description: SCP-079 is an Exidy Sorcerer microcomputer built in 1978. In 1981, its owner, ????? ?????? (deceased) was a brilliant college sophomore attending ??? who took it upon himself to attempt to code an AI. According to his notes, his plan was for the code to continuously evolve and improve itself as time went on. His project was completed a few months later, and after some tests and tweaks, ????? lost interest after a time, and moved on to a different brand of microcomputers. He left SCP-079 in his cluttered garage, still plugged in, and forgot about it for the next five years.</blockquote>
10./573348.html:<span class="postername">Anonymous</span> <br> <span class="filesize">File :<a href="" target="_blank"></a>-(, x)</span><br><a href="" target="_blank"></a><blockquote>Ok, hope you guys like this:<br><br>Item # SCP-001<br><br>Object Class: Euclid<br><br>Special Containment Procedures: SCP-001 is located in a small, steel-lined<br><br>room with two video cameras on it at all times. The room is locked by a<br><br>two-tiered security system, required a ??-character passcode and a ???????<br><br>scan before opening. Only selected personnel with Level 4 and above may<br><br>enter, and only with instructions from above. Two must enter at the same<br><br>time and may not bring any form of coinage or currency with them.<br><br>Description: SCP-001 has the honor of being the first aquisition of the<br><br>newly-formed institute. The device, a coin-operated fortune-telling<br><br>machine, was presumably built around 1923 yet no documentation exists and<br><br>the serial number does not match up with the records where it was<br><br>presumably built. Inside the glass case is a marrionette, a grotesque<br><br>upper torso of an old woman. The head is apparently made of wood, yet is<br><br>able to arrange its features to convey emotion. Its usual expression is a<br><br>leering, angry one. The rest of the "body" lacks this flexibility.</blockquote>
11./573348.html: <br><blockquote>Memo<br><br>To: SCP Foundation Directors<br><br>From: Dr.Gears, Euclid class containment specialist and SCP Object Researcher<br><br>Subject: SCP Protocols<br><br>Gentlemen,<br><br>Allow me first to voice my regard and appreciation for all that you have done. With your intervention, and the tireless work of SCP Containment Teams, we have shielded the world from things which, at the very best, would cause mass panic. Truly, your tireless efforts are appreciated, even if the world will never know of them.<br><br>However, I must voice concerns over current SCP protocols. Our current containment sites are growing overcrowded, and even at low capacity, our facilities are often stretched to accommodate objects of even moderate containment security. More off-site facilities need to be established, my suggestions being the expansion of the SCP-#882 facility and the SCP-#455 containment area.</blockquote>
12./573348.html: <br><blockquote>My own work with Euclid class objects has also forced me to difficult conclusions, and caused a rift to form with my peers. I must advise, with all due respect, against Dr.Alcom and Dr.Brogen's suggestion that these objects can somehow be copied and used. With the possible exception of SCP-#888 (assuming that it is a portion of SCP-#882), no object has been duplicated with any degree of success. What's more, there is no way to predict what may occur from such tampering.<br><br>Furthermore, Dr.Lydecker's suggestion of using objects against one another, or even combining them, is suicidal at best. His actions at SCP-#882's recovery and containment led to several deaths, and his research and findings are questionable. His work could create objects we have no hope of understanding, let alone contianing.<br><br>In conclusion, allow me to thank you for your time and consideration, and please know I have the foundation's best interests at heart.<br><br>Dr.Gears</blockquote>
13./582988.html:<span class="postername">Anonymous</span> <br><blockquote>Formatting from the template, makes adding them easier.<br><br>Item # SCP-XXX<br><br>Object Class: (Safe/Euclid/Keter)<br><br>Special Containment Procedures:<br><br>Description:</blockquote>
14./582988.html: <br> <span class="filesize">File :<a href="" target="_blank"></a>-(, x)</span><br><a href="" target="_blank"></a><blockquote>SCP-882<br><br>Item #882<br><br>Object Class: Euclid<br><br><br>Special Containment Procedures:<br><br><br>Object #882 is to be kept in a fluid environment at all times, consisting of no less than 40% seawater. Object is to be kept suspended by NON-METALLIC means, currently cotton fiber line that is to be changed daily. Object is also to be checked daily for any signs of rust flaking. If any part of #882 appears uncoated with rust, it must immediately be immersed in a 100% seawater solution. Water must be taken directly from the ocean. Reduce concentration only when #882 is again coated in rust.<br><br>NO METAL IN CONTAINMENT AREA. Only organic materials are allowed in containment area, and any contact with #882 requires the use of thick cotton gloves. Any metal making contact with #882 is to be heat-severed, melted down and kept immersed in 100% seawater in a separate area.<br><br>Any auditory issues reported by staff must be reported immediately, and affected personnel must submit to a full psychological examination and, depending on results, either transfer to another facility or permanent containment at [EXPUNGED].</blockquote>
15./582988.html:<span class="postername">Anonymous</span> <br><blockquote>I wrote one aaagggeeesss ago, thought they died and left it at that. Seeing as they have come back, I thought I would have another shot.<br><br>SCP 452 (?)<br><br>Object Class: Euclid (?)<br><br>Special Containment Procedures: SCP-452 is to be kept in a Bernoulli suspension unless being tested. Any and all non-biological material which makes tactile contact with the surface of SCP-452 is, unless further experimentation is warranted, to be incinerated at the soonest possible juncture. NO LIVING TISSUE OF ANY KIND IS TO TOUCH 452 UNLESS FOR TESTING PURPOSES. If testing of living tissue is granted by any O5 personnel it is to be kept completely isolated and treated as a Keter class object until incineration.</blockquote>
16./582988.html:<span class="postername">Anonymous</span> <br> <span class="filesize">File :<a href="" target="_blank"></a>-(, x)</span><br><a href="" target="_blank"></a><blockquote>Item # SCP-401<br>Object Class: Euclid<br><br>Special Containment Procedures: SCP-401 must be kept on an easel at all times; DO NOT ATTEMPT TO MOVE object SCP-401 without supervision of class 3 personnel or above. Under no circumstances are any personnel to alter or add any material to object SCP-401 unless they are specialized class D personnel chosen specifically for this task (see additional notes). At 1600 daily, class D personnel are to photograph SCP-401 and add the picture as well as any observations about SCP-401 into the daily logs.<br><br>Description: 14.5 x 12.75 inch painting, appears to be an unfinished portrait of a man. Discovered in an abandonded house in the countryside of Colorado in [DATA EXPUNGED]. Painted in an unknown medium, though it appears oil based, a material composition test proved inconclusive.<br><br>SCP-401 changes how it looks every 3 hours (avg.), these changes include:<br>eye color, facial expression, direction facing, and hair color. If at any time SCP-401 has a negative emotion showing, all personnel are advised to obeserve class 2 lockdown and evacuation procedures.<br><br>Video cameras are only to be operated at times when personnel are within SCP-401 containment area. All attempts to capture video of SCP-401 have proved fruitless, as the painting appears completely black to all electronic equipment.</blockquote>
17./582988.html:<span class="postername">Anonymous</span> <br><blockquote>Item # SCP-066<br><br>Object Class: Euclid<br><br>Special Containment Procedures: Following the events of ??? in which 3 research staff were killed, SCP-066 is to be kept within a special casing constructed for it. The casing is a simple titanium alloy which is welded into place around SCP-066. Once assembled, the casing must be destroyed in order to gain access to SCP-066. Wherever SCP-066 is stored, equipment is to be provided allowing for a new casing to be attached.</blockquote>
18./582988.html: <br><blockquote>Item # SCP-080<br><br>Object Class: Euclid / Keter<br><br>Special Containment Procedures:<br>Item # SCP-080 is currently encased in several high-power fields of fluctuating electricity, located inside a hollow sphere of glass with an approximate diameter of 100 feet. The fields are to change voltage with roughly a five minute interval, independent of each other. Standby fields are to be maintained and ready to expand to recontain any interior field breach. Due to the nature of the containment, SCP-080 is easily subjected to visual studies but can not at any circumstance be tested in close proximity lest monitoring equipment interpolates and allows SCP-080 to explore alternate condiuts. In case of power loss or any major fluctuation, five separate backup generators, each with capacities exceeding 10mW, activates to maintain the barriers.<br><br>Description:<br>SCP-080 is a amorphous mass of extradimensional matter. It does not respond properly to gravitational forces and as such is freely suspended inside it's containment unit. Medium distance readings have shown SCP-080 to resonate on a level far exceeding any terestial frequence. SCP-080 originated from the use of SCP-002. When one of the unsafe keys opened the SCP-002, SCP-080 is presumed to have been disoriented and as such trapped inside the batteries of the flashlight carried by one of the security guards. Scientists assume SCP-080 to be a possibly sentient energy being hailing from the fourth dimension.</blockquote>
19./582988.html: <br><blockquote>The first one was good and some more are but a lot of them are crap. Maybe some sort of central institution? But I'm a writefag too so enjoy my first.<br><br>Item # SCP-418<br><br>Object Class: Euclid<br><br>Special Containment Procedures:<br><br>Keep #418 in the safe item storage closet as it poses no threat. People are banned from trying on the jacket or trying to use the jacket. Members who know what #418 is may be reprimanded while other members are informed.<br><br>Description:<br><br>Object #418 is an old olive-green army jacket dating to approximately 1949. The name is worn but the rank is First-Class Sargent. It was found In 196? in the burned wreckage of a warehouse. Whenever a person puts on the jacket, it is possible to 'store' items within the jacket, as if putting them into an inner pocket and to get them at a later time. When a item is in the jacket, no weight is added to the jacket and it appears to hold them without any budges. Any item is unelectable unless it is retreaved from the jacket. It appears capable to hold an infinite amount of items, including in test about a hundred sperately placed playing cards. Other players noticed when the wearer of the jacket got three four of a kind in a row. However, items to be placed in the jacket must less than three foot in length, easily handled with one hand, and weigh less than ~25 kilos. About one out of ten times an object is reached for, it will produce a different random object from within the jacket. Most of the time it is a playing card, left there for safety. But the inside of the jacket may burst into flames, often producing deadly hot flames quickly reaching third-degree burns. Any experimenters are required to use D-class personal with no knowledge of the flames to reduce the chance of accidentally pulling them out.<br><br><br>Comments desperately wanted.</blockquote>
20./582988.html:<span class="postername">Anonymous</span> <br><blockquote>>>585462<br>That last bit about the flames seems a little tacked on, and doesn't really make sense in the context of an army jacket. It make more sense if it was a fireman's jacket.<br><br>Then again, not *every* SCP has to be Euclid or Keter. We hardly have any Safe-class ones, and most of the ones we do have provide very minimal effects.</blockquote>
21./582988.html:<span class="postername">Anonymous</span> <br><blockquote>SCP- 240<br><br>Item# 240<br><br>Object Class: Euclid*Safe<br><br>Special Cointainment Procedures:<br><br>Item# 240 may be handled safely by all clearance levels. A standard 20' x 30 lab will safely contain it, providing the interior doorknob is removed and sealed. All personel handling #240 directly are required to wear safety glasses and disposeable latex gloves. Neoprene gloves may be substituted in case of an allergic reaction to latex. All objects entering the area must be accounted for upon leaving, with the exception of objects intended for prolonged observation and experimental purposes. #240 has shown no aggression so far; any change in behaviour is to be reported immediately to the director [EXPUNGED].</blockquote>
22./582988.html: <br> <span class="filesize">File :<a href="" target="_blank"></a>-(, x)</span><br><a href="" target="_blank"></a><blockquote>After finding this image, I couldn't NOT make an SCP from it<br><br>I just put this up on the wiki, tell me if it fails or not<br><br>Item # SCP-127<br><br>Object Class: Euclid<br><br>Special Containment Procedures: SCP-127 is considered no more dangerous than a normal firearm of its type. However, due to its extraordinary properties, it is to be held in Weapons Locker 7-C when not in use and suspended in water rich in calcium and protein. At this time, only the research team assigned to SCP-127 has clearance to access it.<br><br>Description: SCP-127, upon first glance, appears to be a standard submachine gun style firearm. Tests have revealed that aside from the outer steel shell, the entirety of the firearm is organic and alive. The weapon's ammunition initially appeared to be human-like teeth; DNA testing of the "bullets" results in no known match in any species known on Earth.<br><br>The weapon features two settings; semi-automatic, and full automatic (an audible groan can be heard when switching between the two). Upon depleting the weapon's "magazine" (typically 60 shots), it takes between 3-5 days to regrow a new supply of ammunition. Attempting to remove the current magazine results in failure; it seems to be permanently attached to the weapon.<br><br>The weapon does not seem capable of reproduction at this time (scans showed no apparent reproductive organs), and requires no sustenance beyond water, calcium, and protein.</blockquote>
23./585054.html:<span class="filesize">File :<a href="" target="_blank"></a>-(, x, <span title=""></span>)</span><br><a href="" target="_blank"></a><span class="postername">Anonymous</span> <blockquote>Item #: SCP-066<br><br>Object Class: Euclid<br><br>Special Containment Procedures: Following the events of ??? in which 3 research staff were killed, SCP-066 is to be kept within a special casing constructed for it. The casing is a simple titanium alloy which is welded into place around SCP-066. Once assembled, the casing must be destroyed in order to gain access to SCP-066. Wherever SCP-066 is stored, equipment is to be provided allowing for a new casing to be attached.</blockquote>
24./613784.html:<span class="postername">Anonymous</span> <br><blockquote>Item #: SCP-016<br><br>Object Class: Euclid<br><br>Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-016 is to be kept at all times in 8x8 feet cubicle. No direct contact is to be made with SCP-016. SPC-016 may have the following objects inside its cubicle, 1 box of Kleenex brand tissue, 1 wide screen monitor, 1 HP computer model number b1730r, 1 gallon of Absolut. The box of Kleenex and the bottle of Absolut are to be replenished daily. No personnel may access the computer or look directly at the monitor.<br><br>Failure to comply with these measures may cause a violent reaction in SCP-016. Personnel who have failed to provide SCP-016 with the above mentioned items or personnel who have accessed the computer or looked directly at the monitor have experienced long bouts of depression, anxiety, paranoia, excessive masturbation, have taken to calling black staff members niggers, and in severe cases have been known to rape female personnel.<br><br>Description: SCP-016 appears to be many things to many different staff members often resembling a slightly overweight white male but may also appear to be female, Black, Hispanic, Asian, and European.</blockquote>
25./625114.html: <span class="postername">Anonymous</span> <blockquote>Item #: SCP-013<br><br>Object Class: Euclid<br><br>Containment Procedures: SCP-013 has been complaint with most commands and has been allowed to stay in a standard 15 meter reinforced cell built for it on site in [DATA EXPUNGED] along with facilities for required staff. If it does attempt to leave it's enclosure an order such as "Get back." or "No" in a calm voice will cause it to return to its original position. Under no circumstances are personnel to raise their voice or attempt to forcibly command SCP-013 in such an event [DATA EXPUNGED] until deceased. no fewer than 20 class D personnel are to be in SCP-013's enclosure at any time and those posted there are to remain with heads bowed at all times until relieved by the next shift at 600, 1800, and 000 hours.<br><br>Description: SCP-013 is spherical and measures approximately 1 meter in diameter with a faintly reflective surface. Subjects that focus on SCP-013's surface report seeing their chosen deity (Agnostics claim to instantly have their beliefs in a higher power affirmed and Atheists report seeing a depiction of an expanding galaxy). Staff have named SCP-013 "the all and nothing" for reasons unknown. People under the effects of SCP-121 that enter SCP-013's cell begin screaming and die of massive hemorrhage within 30 seconds of exposure to SCP-013. Reasons for this reaction are unknown, further testing is scheduled. If a subject under the effects of SCP-121 enters the enclosure SCP-013 will press against the furthest wall but make no attempt to break through. As of yet all attempts at documentation via video or still cameras have only produced an image of a metal sphere.<br><br>Document #013-1: [worship protocol]<br>If fewer than 20 "worshippers" are in SCP-013's enclosure SCP-013 will move toward the nearest wall and through unknown means create a circular hole through which it will exit and attempt to find more "worshippers". SCP-013 can be contained by surrounding the subject with the recommended amount of personnel.</blockquote>
26./627394.html:<span class="postername">Anonymous</span> <br> <span class="filesize">File :<a href="" target="_blank"></a>-(, x)</span><br><a href="" target="_blank"></a><blockquote>Item #: SCP-173<br><br>Object class: Euclid<br><br>Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.<br><br>Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.<br><br>Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.<br><br>The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.</blockquote>
27./638247.html:<span class="postername">Anonymous</span> <br> <span class="filesize">File :<a href="" target="_blank"></a>-(, x)</span><br><a href="" target="_blank"></a><blockquote>SCP-085 is a grey plastic object with several depressible buttons on it's top side. These are all engraved with mysterious rune-like symbols. On the rear is a small hatch containing two cylindrical metal objects. It is of unknown origin, and is believed to be highly dangerous. No research has yet determined the effect of removing the metal cylinders, however is is speculated they are a kind of energy source.<br><br>Containment procedures are to be to be maintained to SCP-Euclid Containment Protocol #4, class B. The object does not appear to pose any immediate threat to life, but has shown significant mental effects. Testing is to be carried out to determine the effect of depressing the object's several buttons.</blockquote>
28./663998.html:<span class="filesize">File :<a href="" target="_blank"></a>-(, x, <span title=""></span>)</span><br><a href="" target="_blank"></a><span class="postername">Anonymous</span> <blockquote>Item #: SCP-233<br>Object Class: Euclid<br>Special Containment Procedures:<br>SCP-233 is to be contained in a magnetic-levitation containment facility at all times. Unless specific clearance has been obtained, SCP-233 is to be kept isolated. When clearance is obtained, research personnel are to wear full-body protective gear, including lead-lined gloves. Failure to do so will not be met with termination, however, it may be indicative of hitherto unobserved psychological imbalances in personnel. After they have been removed from the facility, personnel who have committed an infraction are to be scheduled for a full psychological analysis.<br>Description:<br>SCP-133 was discovered in 19??, in a destroyed residential building in ??????? ????. Agents ?????????????? and ??? ????? were dispatched to the field, and reported the anomalous state of the building. When agent ????? attempted to examine SCP-133 in more detail, he received extensive damage to his hand and forearms.<br>SCP-133 is a perfectly spherical, metallic object. It has a radius of 5 cm, and a circumference of 31.4 cm. It is notable for the extensive damage it causes. SCP-133 has maimed several members of staff, as well as destroyed several vehicles used in its initial transit to Site 19. SCP-133 is exceptionally sharp, tests confirming that it is capable, with time, of cutting through virtually every substance available to us - diamond being a notable exception.<br><br>Tests have as yet not confirmed how SCP-133 is capable of retaining both perfectly spherical and razor sharp qualities.</blockquote>
29./665749.html:<span class="postername">Anonymous</span> <br><blockquote>Item#: SCP-002<br><br>Object Class: Euclid<br><br>Special Containment Procedures: SCP-002 is to remain exposed to a power supply at all times, to keep it in what appears to be a recharging mode. In case of power outage, the emergency barrier between it and the facility is to be closed, and the immediate area evacuated until power is restored. At that point, alternating bursts of X-ray and ultraviolet light will strobe the area until SCP-002 is re-affixed to a power supply and returns to recharging mode. The SCP-002 containment area is to be kept at negative air pressure at all times.</blockquote>
30./665749.html:<span class="postername">Anonymous</span> <br> <span class="filesize">File :<a href="" target="_blank"></a>-(, x)</span><br><a href="" target="_blank"></a><blockquote>Item #: SCP-173<br><br>Object class: Euclid<br><br>Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.<br><br>Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.<br><br>Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.<br><br>The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.</blockquote>
31./665749.html:<span class="postername">Anonymous</span> <br><blockquote>Item#: SCP-004<br><br>Object Class: Euclid<br><br>Clearance: Level 1 (For clearance into affected area), Level 4 (For use of SCP-004-2)<br><br>Special Containment Procedures: Proper procedure for handling of SCP-004-2 is vital. The keys must never be off-site unless accompanied by level 4 personnel. Also SCP-004-2 must never be taken through SCP-004-1. The effects of taking SCP-004-2 through SCP-004-1 are not currently known, and we can't afford to experiment in order to find out. Assuming any one of the SCP objects contained within ever managed to escape confinement or our facility is breached, along with the immolation and destruction of the whole facility the keys are also to be brought inside and the doors closed behind the guard with the keys. Guards who accidentally take the keys home are subject to immediate termination.<br><br>Description: SCP-004 is a set of 12 rusted keys and an old wooden barred door.</blockquote>
32./665749.html:<span class="postername">Anonymous</span> <br><blockquote>Item#: SCP-640<br><br>Object Class: Euclid<br><br>Special containment procedures: At least one volunteer is to remain in proximity of the event SCP-640 at all times. At least one psychologist is to remain on site at all times. Security level 1-RED is to be maintained at all times in Sector 14. No unauthorized personnel is allowed in proximity of SCP-640 under any circumstances. No unauthorized personnel is allowed to sleep in proximity of event SCP-640 under any circumstances. All personnel on site should observe standard level 1-BLUE security protocol, unless commanded otherwise by their superior.</blockquote>
33./665749.html:<span class="postername">Anonymous</span> <br> <span class="filesize">File :<a href="" target="_blank"></a>-(, x)</span><br><a href="" target="_blank"></a><blockquote>Item # SCP-091<br><br>Object Class: Euclid<br><br>Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-091 is stored in a modified subterranean arboretum.<br><br>Containment zone is to remain lighted at all times. Four hydrargyrum medium-arc iodide lamps are to be active from 00:00 GMT until 16:00, at which point they are to be deactivated in sequence as the corresponding eight sodium vapor lamps are activated until 00:00 GMT. Lights must be replaced at the approximate time of bulb half-life, and only during the artificial nocturnal cycle.<br><br>Soil levels are to be kept at approximately one meter depth and Ph levels are to be monitored daily for any irregularities. Provided compost is to be placed in the containment zone at the beginning of each lunar month. Compost is to be inspected before and after delivery by two senior ranking science officers to ensure safety procedures have been followed and to prevent any further containment issues caused by tampering. Provided compost is to be placed no closer than three meters from Item SCP-091. Under no circumstances should Item SCP-091 be touched. In such event, emergency defoliant protocols are to be followed and attending staff and all personal effects are to be immolated.</blockquote>
34./665749.html:<span class="postername">Anonymous</span> <br><blockquote>Item #: SCP-016<br><br>Object Class: Euclid<br><br>Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-016 is to be kept at all times in 8x8 feet cubicle. No direct contact is to be made with SCP-016. SPC-016 may have the following objects inside its cubicle, 1 box of Kleenex brand tissue, 1 wide screen monitor, 1 HP computer model number b1730r, 1 gallon of Absolut. The box of Kleenex and the bottle of Absolut are to be replenished daily. No personnel may access the computer or look directly at the monitor.<br><br>Failure to comply with these measures may cause a violent reaction in SCP-016. Personnel who have failed to provide SCP-016 with the above mentioned items or personnel who have accessed the computer or looked directly at the monitor have experienced long bouts of depression, anxiety, paranoia, excessive masturbation, have taken to calling staff members of African decent "niggers", and in severe cases have been known to rape female personnel.<br><br>Description: SCP-016 appears to be many things to many different staff members often resembling a slightly overweight white male but may also appear to be female, of African decent, Hispanic, Asian, or European.</blockquote>
35./665749.html:<span class="postername">Anonymous</span> <br><blockquote>Item#: SCP-627<br><br>Object Class: Euclid<br><br>Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-627 is to be kept in a soundproof locked container at all times. Personnel interacting with SCP-627 must be equipped with headgear that blocks all outside noise. At no time should the headgear be removed in the presence of SCP-627. Failure to comply will result in immediate termination. Personnel are advised to approach SCP-627 in groups no smaller than three persons.<br><br>Description:Recovered from Site 3-A in late 2007. Item SCP-627 is believed to be part of a "training course" for employees of Site 3-A. It is a metallic cube-like object approximately 1.5 cubic meters in volume.<br><br>Subjects approaching SCP-627 report that it appears to be sentient and capable of speech. Many find it nearly impossible to separate themselves from it and must be forcibly removed from the area. Some subjects are able to recover from this; many are drawn into a sort of depression, as though they have lost a beloved companion.<br><br>It is interesting to note that physical examinations of the object reveal no obvious method of auditory output, and that sound-dampening equipment has proven effective against the hallucinations brought on by exposure to SCP-627.</blockquote>
36./673364.html: <span class="postername">Anonymous</span> <blockquote>Can I get a link to creepy pasta like this please?<br><br>Item#: SCP-627<br><br>Object Class: Euclid<br><br>Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-627 is to be kept in a soundproof locked container at all times. Personnel interacting with SCP-627 must be equipped with headgear that blocks all outside noise. At no time should the headgear be removed in the presence of SCP-627. Failure to comply will result in immediate termination. Personnel are advised to approach SCP-627 in groups no smaller than three persons.<br><br>Description:Recovered from Site 3-A in late 2007. Item SCP-627 is believed to be part of a "training course" for employees of Site 3-A. It is a metallic cube-like object approximately 1.5 cubic meters in volume.<br><br>Subjects approaching SCP-627 report that it appears to be sentient and capable of speech. Many find it nearly impossible to separate themselves from it and must be forcibly removed from the area. Some subjects are able to recover from this; many are drawn into a sort of depression, as though they have lost a beloved companion.<br><br>It is interesting to note that physical examinations of the object reveal no obvious method of auditory output, and that sound-dampening equipment has proven effective against the hallucinations brought on by exposure to SCP-627.</blockquote>
37./678857.html: <span class="postername">Anonymous</span> <blockquote>Item #: SCP-173<br><br>Object class: Euclid<br><br>Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.<br><br>Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.<br><br>Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.<br><br>The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.</blockquote>
38./683772.html:<span class="postername">Anonymous</span> <br><blockquote>Item #: SCP-234 (Blue-SCP-234)<br><br>Object Class: Euclid<br><br>Special Containment Procedures:<br><br>SCP-234 should be kept in a room no less then 10 metres wide, and 10 metres tall. With walls of reinforced concrete. It should have one , always functional low level light for security purposes.<br><br>Description:<br><br>SCP-234 is a stone statue of what appears to be a Blue Goddess which was found in ???????????? on the 8th of March 1986.<br><br>Containment was stated as 'complicated' as the locals claimed 'SCP-234' only preferred the company of females and was known to 'destroy' men.<br><br>When in the company of females. SCP-234 is still and at peace. All female Level 2 employees report feeling quite euphoric and happy, even exchanging in smiles to one another while being in the presence of the statue.</blockquote>
39./684475.html:<span class="filesize">File :<a href="" target="_blank"></a>-(, x, <span title=""></span>)</span><br><a href="" target="_blank"></a><span class="postername">Anonymous</span> <blockquote>Item #: SCP-303<br><br>Object Class: Euclid<br><br>Special Containment Procedures:<br><br>Must be kept in its glass container when not being researched. It is to be kept in its room, which is the standard 10 by 10 metres reinforced concrete room.<br>Under no circumstances is anyone but authorised D personnel permitted to be in this room alone.<br><br>Origin: Found October 12th 1975 in ????????????.</blockquote>
40./697022.html:<span class="postername">Anonymous</span> <br><blockquote>SCP-001<br><br>Euclid<br><br>Containment:<br><br>A small blue planet in the Sol System.<br><br>Description:<br><br>Mostly Harmless.</blockquote>
41./700231.html:<span class="postername">Anonymous</span> <br> <span class="filesize">File :<a href="" target="_blank"></a>-(, x)</span><br><a href="" target="_blank"></a><blockquote>Item #: SCP-173<br><br>Object class: Euclid<br><br>Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.<br><br>Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.<br><br>Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.<br><br>The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.</blockquote>
42./700338.html:<span class="postername">SCP-047 Euclid</span>
43./704970.html:<span class="postername">Anonymous</span> <br><blockquote>this thread is now about describing mundane objects with SCP-style writing<br><br>Item #: SCP-367<br><br>Object Class: Euclid<br><br>Special Containment Procedures: SCP-367 is to be stored in a closed container and placed in a plain room at temperatures of no more than 0 degrees Celsius. The chamber is to be sealed with an airlock. In the event of power failure or containment breach, SCP-367's enclosure is to be evacuated of all non-expendable personnel and sealed manually. Staff are reminded not to waste time in sealing the chamber should any personnel be left behind. Once the area is secured, custodial staff should be called in to execute Class 1 hazardous containment procedures.<br><br>Description: In its dormant state, SCP-367 is a semi-transparent crystalline solid, and is relatively harmless. However, it is very sensitive to changes in temperatures [see Document #367-1a]. Tests show that temperatures above 0 degrees Celsius will trigger a change in SCP-367. Somehow, its crystalization reverses, changing SCP-367 into a liquid state. Tests on Class D personnel have shown no adverse effects from direct skin contact, but nonetheless, its properties are still largely unknown. SCP-367 is not to be heated except in a controlled laboratory environment. Personnel who compromise SCP-367's containment for personal amusement are to be terminated. Tests have shown that SCP-367 may react violently to ????????????????????????</blockquote>
44./705642.html: <br> <span class="filesize">File :<a href="" target="_blank"></a>-(, x)</span><br><a href="" target="_blank"></a><blockquote>Item #: SCP-173<br><br>Object class: Euclid<br><br>Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.<br><br>Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.<br><br>Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.<br><br>The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.</blockquote>
45./719431.html:<span class="filesize">File :<a href="" target="_blank"></a>-(, x, <span title=""></span>)</span><br><a href="" target="_blank"></a><span class="postername">Anonymous</span> <blockquote>ITT Favorite SCPs.<br><br>Item #: SCP-173<br><br>Object class: Euclid<br><br>Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.<br><br>Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.<br><br>Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.<br><br>The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.</blockquote>
46./726440.html:<span class="postername">Anonymous</span> <br><blockquote>>>726451<br>Wow that fucking sucks, first of all Eldritch isn't even a fucking Object Class. The SCP Object Classes are, Safe, Keter, and Euclid. Fuck why the hell do we even have a wiki for this shit if none of you dumbasses pay attention to it?!</blockquote>
47./726440.html: <span class="postername">Anonymous</span> <br><blockquote>Item#: SCP-001<br><br>Object Class: Euclid<br><br>Special Containment Procedures: SCP-001s containment facility is located approximately sixty miles northwest of Phoenix, Arizona. Due to the inherent impossibility of relocating SCP-001, security is at a premium; spare no expense in ensuring that all guards are trained in the use of automatic firearms and hand-to-hand combat. No living materials may come in direct contact with SCP-001, including but not limited to flesh, blood, or any other cellular matter capable of replication. Airlock procedure 12-B must be performed before entering or exiting SCP-001s facility. No samples may be taken of SCP-001; to accommodate for this, a partially complete chemical lab has been constructed within its holding area.<br><br>Airlock Procedure 12-B:<br>Before entering the facility, clothing and external features must be purged of all foreign substances such as unnecessary bacteria or minute particles. Upon entering the airlock, Vacuum Sequence 1 must be initiated for five minutes, ensuring that any Euclid class objects do not come in contact with any matter that could result in harm to the object or any proximate personnel. Upon exiting the airlock, all particles of the object that may have hitched a ride must be removed and killed through a duplicate airlock sequence. Should the particles be irreversibly attached to any personnel, said personnel will be eliminated without delay through Airlock Immolation Procedure A.</blockquote>
48./726440.html:<span class="postername">Anonymous</span> <br> <span class="filesize">File :<a href="" target="_blank"></a>-(, x)</span><br><a href="" target="_blank"></a><blockquote>(written under the impression that it is the first object discovered)<br><br>Item#: SCP-001<br>Object Class: Euclid<br>Special Containment Procedures: Utilization of barricades with armed personnel at least 5 miles from the object at all points on the surface. Armed guards stationed at vulnerable points underground.<br>Description: First discovered by railroad planners in southern Arizona, object appears to be a standard copper wire of unknown length, with a standard diameter of 1cm. Source of wire and end of wire have not yet been discovered. Object will recieve and respond to all stimuli, with a different method corresponding to the medium.<br>...continued</blockquote>
49./726440.html:<span class="postername">Anonymous</span> <br><blockquote>Item #: SCP-001<br><br>Object Class: Euclid<br><br>Special Containment Procedures:<br><br>The item is to be kept in a 8 x 8 x 4 room at all times, preferably securely fastened to its table. Direct physical contact with the object is restricted to employees with Security Clearance 4 or above. Fluid, especially oral, contact with the object is absolutely forbidden and will result in termination. The temperature of SCP-001's vault is to be kept no higher than -10° C [SEE ADDENDUM:SUBJECTS 001TSf] and backup nitrogen coolant tanks are to be maintained in case of primary cooling system failure.<br><br>Description: SCP-001 is a seemingly unremarkable artifact at first glance. Discovered by SCP founder [EXPUNGED] while exploring ruins in [EXPUNGED] on January 11, [EXPUNGED], the object appears to be an archaic drinking horn, possibly of ancient Celtic design. However, despite its shape, which strongly resembles that of a drinking horn, its tip has been fitted with a mouthpiece, suggesting that it was intended to be used as a war-horn.<br><br>The effects of SCP-001 are highly variable, apparently depending on a number of external factors. When filled with liquid, SCP-001 has the power to transmute it into a variety of substances, but does so inconsistently and after a non-standard length of time. Drinking the transmuted liquid has apparently random effects on the drinker [SEE ADDENDUM:SUBJECTS 001TSa-001TSf]. However, if the object is empty and blown into, it produces no sound whatsoever, nor any measurable ultrasonic/subsonic frequencies. No direct consequences of this action have been observed, although some anecdotal evidence correlates testing on the SCP with numerous natural catastrophes dating back as early as the [EXPUNGED] Event of [EXPUNGED].</blockquote>
50./726440.html:<span class="postername">Anonymous</span> <br><blockquote>How about this? Im still writing it up but heres what i have so far. I call it "The Dreamer"<br><br>Item #: SCP-XXX<br><br>Object Class: Euclid/Keter(status pending)<br><br>Special Containment Procedures:<br>Subject is to remain under guarded surveillance at all times. Access to subject is restricted to at least level 3 clearance only, or with written and verbal consent of any 05 overseer personnel. SCP XXX is to be kept in a padded sterile 8 x 8 room, adequately lighted with viral and microbial air filtration devices installed. A team of highly trained medical staff, with a security clearance of at least level 3, should be at standby and prepd for emergency medical procedures. Subject is to remain under constant vital sign monitoring, and any change in readings should be reported to the head of the medical staff immediately. Breathing aparatii and feeding tubes should be checked at least once every two days, to ensure proper operation of said devices. Change of bedding, pillows and other miscellaneous objects of non-medical purposes is left to the discretion of the head of maintenance for SCP XXX.</blockquote>
51./761447.html:<span class="filesize">File :<a href="" target="_blank"></a>-(, x, <span title=""></span>)</span><br><a href="" target="_blank"></a><span class="postername">Anonymous</span> <blockquote>hay /x/ I just wrote a new SCP. Please read and review.<br><br>Item #: SCP-098<br><br>Object Class:Euclid<br><br>Special Containment Procedures: Containment at storage Site-91 is truly for the good of the human race and should not be deviated from in any way. The cave must be observed at all times by at least two level-3 personnel with absolute faith in their religion of choice, to be determined by intense examination by leader of said religion. In the case of atheist personnel, subject must be subject to polygraph test and be proven to have a scoffing disbelief of all manners and aspects of religion. Personnel guarding the cave must be accompanied by a Cardinal of Catholic belief in order to prevent escape of beings contained within ???? located inside said cave. Cave is to be sealed with double layer iron doors insulated with Holy water blessed only by ??? ???? Himself. Doors are only to be opened and entered by Level-4 clearance personnel, however retrieval in the case of a mishap is impossible due to circumstances surrounding the cave.<br><br>Monitoring of inside of cave has proved fruitless, an exploratory probe was released into the cave, however it was discovered that at about a depth of 25 feet within the cave, all electronic equipment is rendered null and useless, the only observation being made by Level-4 personnel returning from journeys within the cave.<br><br>Any unauthorized personnel attempting to enter SCP-098 or entities exiting SCP-098 without authorization code Delta-?????-Gamma are to be terminated with extreme prejudice.</blockquote>
52./809467.html: <span class="postername">Anonymous</span> <blockquote>SCP-173<br><br>Object class: Euclid<br><br>Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.<br><br>Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.<br><br>Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.<br><br>The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.</blockquote>
53./821978.html:<span class="postername">Anonymous</span> <br><blockquote>http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-075<br><br>"Item #: SCP-075<br><br>Object Class: Euclid<br><br>Special Containment Procedures: SCP-075 is to remain contained in a small, dry and cold area. The humidity may not exceed 1%. Calcium chloride must be available at all times in order to maintain this level. If this level of humidity is exceeded, evacuate all the personnel and shut the site down until it decreases back to its acceptable level.<br>Hermetic suits must be worn when tests are run on SCP-075. Injection tests, as well as every test which involves a liquid solution are strictly forbidden. If such a solution comes in contact with SCP-075, immediately shut down the area and sterilize it with either fire or cold until every liquid is in solid or vaporous state.<br>Personnel in said area are not allowed to be evacuated. The sterilization must not be delayed."</blockquote>
54./847528.html: <span class="postername">Anonymous</span> <blockquote>Item #: SCP-001<br><br>Object Class: Euclid<br><br>Special Containment Procedures: Self-contained within the Sol System.<br><br>Description: Mostly Harmless.</blockquote>
55./865902.html: <span class="postername">Anonymous</span> <br><blockquote>>>865930<br>Object class: Euclid<br><br>Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.<br><br>Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.<br><br>Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.<br><br>The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.</blockquote>
56./902452.html:<span class="postername">Anonymous</span> <br> <span class="filesize">File :<a href="" target="_blank"></a>-(, x)</span><br><a href="" target="_blank"></a><blockquote>>>902452<br>http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-173<br><br>Item #: SCP-173<br>Object class: Euclid<br>Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.<br>Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.<br>Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.<br>The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.</blockquote>
57./908205.html: <span class="postername">Anonymous</span> <blockquote>post your favorites.<br><br>Item #: SCP-761<br><br>Object Class: Euclid<br><br>Special Containment Procedures:<br>No research is currently authorized for SCP-761. Unauthorized use is prohibited. The object is in storage at Dimensional<br>Containment Site-72.<br><br>Description:<br>SCP-761 is a 13-foot, circular, recreational trampoline made of steel, nylon and polypropylene, matching no model manufactured on a large scale but otherwise apparently ordinary in construction. The object was secured in 1994 in a suburb of Chicago, IL, after being linked to a number of cases of missing persons. Once the properties of SCP-761 were confirmed, most of these missing persons were located, in the form of entombed remains.<br><br>Any object impacting SCP-761's surface with a momentum exceeding roughly 250 kg*m/s will appear to simply vanish into the surface. Through extensive testing, it has been determined that the object will instantaneously reappear some fifteen meters away, retaining its momentum and direction of travel. As SCP-761 is a trampoline, this has resulted in a number of users being entombed and asphyxiating. Interestingly, the object transported by SCP-761 does not appear to displace any material upon relocation, suggesting matter replacement based on volume. The ultimate fate of the material replaced is unknown.</blockquote>
58./908205.html:<span class="postername">Anonymous</span> <br> <span class="filesize">File :<a href="" target="_blank"></a>-(, x)</span><br><a href="" target="_blank"></a><blockquote>Item #: SCP-173<br><br>Object class: Euclid<br><br>Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.<br><br>Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.<br><br>Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.<br><br>The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.</blockquote>
59./908205.html:<span class="postername">Anonymous</span> <br><blockquote>heres one i found with the joke SCP<br>Item #: SCP-555<br>Object Class:Safe/Euclid<br><br>Special Containment Procedures: SCP-555 is to be kept in a containment cell no less than 5x5 meters. Included in the room would be a tv, a sofa, and a low cofee table.<br>SCP-555 is to be fad daily at 8:00, 12:00 and 18:00, subject can requests snacks to be brought into the cell at anytime.<br>Subject is to be given any thing it wants unless it goes against SCP Protocol
<br>No mirrors are allowed within a 100 meter radius of the containment cell
<br>Also included in the cell is the ornate wooden box SCP-555 was found in..<br>The box will hereby be referred to as SCP-555-B.<br><br>Description: SCP-555 is a small sentient doll about 2feet in height
<br>Subject is dressed in what appears to be green Victorian age clothing
<br>Oneof the most noteworthy features of the subject is its hetero chromatic eyes,<br><br>%%^(%^$$%%^(%^$$%%^(%^$$%%^(%^$$%^(%^$$%DESU<br>%^(%^$$%%^(%^$$%%^(%^$$%%^(%^$$%%^(%^$$%DESU<br><br>DATA CORRUPT<br>Please inform technical staff
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60./908205.html:<span class="postername">Anonymous</span> <br> <span class="filesize">File :<a href="" target="_blank"></a>-(, x)</span><br><a href="" target="_blank"></a><blockquote>Item #: SCP-127<br><br>Object Class: Euclid<br><br>Special Containment Procedures: SCP-127 is considered no more dangerous than a normal firearm of its type. However, due to its extraordinary properties, it is to be held in Weapons Locker 7-C when not in use and suspended in water rich in calcium and protein. At this time, only the research team assigned to SCP-127 has clearance to access it.<br><br>Description: SCP-127, upon first glance, appears to be a standard MP5k submachine gun style firearm. Tests have revealed that aside from the outer steel shell, the entirety of the firearm is organic and alive. The weapon's ammunition initially appeared to be human-like teeth; DNA testing of the "bullets" results in no known match in any species known on Earth.<br><br>The weapon features two settings; semi-automatic, and full automatic (an audible groan can be heard when switching between the two). Upon depleting the weapon's "magazine" (typically 60 shots), it takes between 3-5 days to regrow a new supply of ammunition. Attempting to remove the current magazine results in failure; it seems to be permanently attached to the weapon.<br><br>The weapon does not seem capable of reproduction at this time (scans showed no apparent reproductive organs) and requires no sustenance beyond water, calcium, and protein.<br><br>Item 127 was originally located in the house of a Mr. James ?????????????. Mr. ????????????? was found dead, of a heart attack, on the night of November 17, 1991. Coroner's reports state that Mr. ????????????? died sometime in the morning of November 8th, but was not noticed missing until a week later. No complications of unusual circumstances were found to lead to his death. Due to his extensive gun collection, the ATF and FBI were notified to collect his weapons. SCP-127 was discovered during testing and cataloging, and was promptly collected by SCP Agents.</blockquote>