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1> be anon 
2> you have been anon for most of your life 
3> you are stuck in a land of magical ponys who have the mental state of a 6 year old
4> after spending almost 4 months with them you found that a few of the main six have a crush on you 
5> fluttershy sends you small gifts with love letters attached 
6> most are drawings of her and her animals along with you on a picnic or hugging with most notes saying
7Hay anon, i would like to, maybe, someday, do something together. If you dont want to thats fine.
8> the cute part was she would hide and wait for you to pick up her gift then she would run away 
9> maybe one day she will be bold and ask you out or something.
10> next is rainbow dash
11> shes more open about how she feels about you but isn't in a way
12> she will say that you look nice or smell nice but in really odd situations
13> like when you are on a jog , she will swoop over and land on your back and hug you 
14> then give you a sniff and say you smell nice then fly off back to whatever she was doing before spotting you
15> the hugs are nice and the complements are a little strange but she is cute
16> lastly is twilight 
17> out of the main six she is the most mature 
18> like a 8 year old mentally but in a body of a sexy school principal/ librarian
19> she had been the only one out of the three to ask you on a date 
20> a date that never happened due to some big meanie who she and her friends had to give a time out to 
21> she tried again but on the day you went to pick her up she had other plans that came out out of nowhere
22
23> so begun a new day in equestria as anon, loved buy 3 cute ponys
24> you look over at the wall next to your bed that has a few of fluttershys drawings that are the best out of the rest 
25> as you get out of bed and start to get dressed you see her from your window wrapping up a box and spilling glitter all over the floor as the box opens up with a pop to show a sweater inside
26> pretending you didnt see that you make your way to the restroom
27> after a quick shave and morning shit followed up with washing your hands you walk over to the door and greet fluttershy
28"Good morning my little fluttershy, what brings you over so early?"
29> she stops mid paper fold and glances up at you, then back to the box that is not put together that well but is just holding
30> "Im d-doing fine." She says trying to hide the box and the paper
31> she has courage to talk today, she must have something planed
32"Im going to make breakfest soon and wanted to know if you wanted to join me."
33> her face is bright red and her as she hugs the box , and for a moment you think you broke her 
34"Look i love the gifts you make me and i wanted to give you something in return."
35>" you .. Love my gifts?" 
36> All you see is her blue eyes looking over at you and the rest of her cute face
37> she is looking you over to see if you are lying to her 
38"Of course most of them i have up on my wall."
39> "And the rest?"
40"Those are put in my basement in a bin marked Flutterys Art, any other gift is worn as pajamas or as decoration."
41> she turns around still trying to hide the gift behind her while sitting on the floor, glitter and some glue in front of her 
42> "you mean it?"
43> you smile a little and get down onto one knee so she can be eye level with you
44"I would love to go on a date with you fluttershy, but first i think we should eat breakfest. Ill make whatever you like."
45> her eyes light up and her wings flap a few times before she walked over to you and gave you a hug
46
47> "thank you." She whispers into your neck as you hug her
48> you look over at the gift behind her as it pops open again and the sweater inside of it flops to the floor
49> it says will you be mine in a hreat
50> normally fluttershy just comes buy every other week and leaves "anonymous" notes
51> today must be special
52"Whats todays special gift?"
53> "its harts and hooves day anon." She says hugging you slightly tighter "and i just got my special somepony to say that he likes me."
54> picking up the note and the sweater along with fluttershy in arm you make your way inside to make her whatever she wants 
55
56> you are rainbow dash, the fastest flying pony in equestria
57> its hearts and hooves day and you have convinced yourself that it was time to ask out anon 
58> after all those hints he should have asked you out buy now
59> must be intimidated buy your coolness
60>"yup thats it." You say to yourself while gliding over to anons 
61> "im are going to knock on his door and -"
62> before you can finish that sentence during your landing 
63> fluttershy is in his house eating food that he made 
64> "okay calm down rainbow, its not like he's her spe-."
65> anon enters the room with a crudely made sweater with fluttershys arts n crafts hoof work written all over it
66> from the window you look in and try to read what it has on it 
67> "wi-will yooou be m-mean? No it says bean."
68> why would she want anon to be a bean? Rainbow thaught to herself as she sat under the window pondering what bean stood for
69> sadly she couldn't read unless the books had pitures, and maybe anon helping out with some words now and then
70> but that doesn't help rainbow dash from trying to figure out what it means 
71> "ill ask twilight if she knows what beaing a bean means, shes reads books with no pictures in them!"
72> and like that the fastest pony in equestria went off in search of knowledge 
73
74Meanwhile inside anons house
75"Hay did you see something outside?"
76> fluttershy looks over at the window then back to anon trying to finish chewing her food 
77> "it mugh been a bhig burb."
78"Strange i ran out of the bird seeds you gave me a few days ago."
79> she just shugs and smiles finally finishing her first hay waffle 
80> some specks of food are on her face so you reach over with a napkin to wipe it off 
81> her eyes widen a little as you start to reach over, but as you make contact her face scrunches up and she squeaks softly 
82" you are too cute."
83> she giggles a little at that and gently pushes your hand away from her face 
84> "a-anon stoop." She begins to blush again and trys to hide it buy covering her face with her hair
85
86Over at twilights office with rainbow rudely not reading the note on the door 
87You are also twilight
88>"hay TWILIGHT!" Rainbow yells as she pokes her head into the office after knocking
89>across the room sat a sad twilight at her desk
90>"why the long face twi? What is bothering ya." Rainbow then lets herself in and trots over to book smarts desk
91"Oh its nothing..."
92>"okay cool so i -."
93"Its this Stallion you see, i get the courage to ask him out but everytime i plan out a date. SOMETHING ALWAYS HAS TO POP UP!."
94>rainbow looks over at spike for help
95>hes just reading a comic and just glances up at her, shugs and continues to read his comic
96"Rainbow please pay attention, i need your help."
97>"isn't this what starlight is for?"
98You flop face first on to your desk "shes off with trixy on a mission of friendship remember?"
99>rainbow looks off to the window and makes a o with her mouth 
100>"do you think you can help me figure out a word?"
101> you look up at her, didnt she Lisin to what you said.. Ill take her smile as a no
102"Okay show me the page you are on so i can help..."
103>"oh its not in a book its on anon! Well a sweater he has on."
104"Tell me what you think it says then the sentence its with."
105>"okay, it says will you be bean or was it mean.. "
106Realization hits "wait, who gave him this sweater?"
107>"fluttershy duh, she runs our weekly arts n crafts event that you put her in charge of."
108>she made it for him, how could she take away your anon. 
109>you teleport you and rainbow to your room to continue this chat in private
110"are you shure that it was fluttershy and not anyother pony?"
111>rainbow somewhat dizzy responds with "yea i looked in from his window and saw them hugging echother."
112>oh no she made it to second bace with him already... Next they will be hoof holding and then kids 
113"Why were you looking at them at the window?"
114>"you shure have alot of questions twi." She begins to take a step back from you "you still didnt help me with bean."
115>why cant you read rainbow..
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123...Anonymous
124Kinderquestria Thread #3
12505/05/19(Sun)18:56:54 No.33817152
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12905/05/19(Sun)19:27:51 No.33817219
130>Nurse Readheart announces with teary eyes she needs to inject Anon with antibiotics to cure his throat infection
131>All ponies gasp in horror
132>Redheart prepares the injection but can't summon the courage to prick Anon's butt with it
133>"Oh, for fuck's sake. Gimme here"
134>Anon stabs himself in the ass with the antibiotics
135>"Sonofabitch, that hurt like dick. Whatever, I'm good now, Nurse Re-"
136>The entire hospital ward has fainted after seeing Anon take the whole needle by himself
137>"Fucking ponies."
138>Anon spends the rest of the evening carrying fainted ponies to little hospital beds, taking care of them until they wake up
139>"This fucking place"
140>Weeks later, the legend of Anon, the Man Without Fear Of Needles spreads around and no monsters ever dare to get close to Ponyville
141>"Dude, seriously don't go there. I heard they have a badbutt guardian there who isn't afraid of owchie needles."
142>"No way!"
143>"Yes way. In fact, I heard he stabs himself with needles and then carries ponies around as if nothing"
144>"NOWAI!"
145>>33822386 # >>33822448 #
146...NotAWriterAnon
14705/05/19(Sun)22:17:39 No.33817767
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150This post got me thinkin
151>Are any of y’all degenerate enough to fuck a Kinderquestria pony, even when the adults are at best mentally equivalent to six year-old human children?
152
153>You are Anon
154>And you have finally come to terms that you will never see another human woman again
155>You have finally accepted the fact that the only emotional and physical love you will ever feel in your life from now on will likely be from a pony
156>So yes, starting now, if you had the chance you would tenderly love a poner
157>Even if they have horse parts
158>You would still smooch their horse face regardless
159>Besides, living a life without the love and warmth of another living thing at your side sounds like a hell that you would much rather not go back to
160>With this realization you feel like many new opportunities are open to you and your future is filled to the brim with new possibilities.
161>This would all be true if it weren't for the fact that all these ponys act like children
162>Yes you were ready to accept a pony's physical characteristics, but you couldnt get past their child like behavior
163>Trying to romance these child like ponys just didnt feel right
164>Of course you had tried despite this feeling
165>Maybe there was something about these horses you were missing
166>You tested the waters by going on a few dates with some ponys hoping to find a more mature acting adult behind their childlike personality
167>Unfortunately you were met with unfavorable results
168>The first pony you had tested was Rainbow Dash
169>She was one of your best friends and the two of you spent a lot of time together
170>She always seemed to try and act more mature whenever you two would hang out as well
171>You know you had feelings for her, but you weren't sure if they were feelings of close friendship to a child or maybe they were an unlit fire of love for this mare
172>A date with Dash would help you understand how you feel as well as help you see if there was something beneath her child like exterior that you could relate to
173>>33817855 # >>33817859 # >>33822558 # >>33839257 #
174...NotAWriterAnon
17505/05/19(Sun)23:16:11 No.33817855
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180>She had seemed very excited when you had asked her out
181>So excited that she immediately flew into the air and did a loop de loop
182>"Oh my gosh ! I cant believe the most awesome pon...er human in Equestria wants to go on a date with me! This is gonna be so awesome!"
183>That was one thing that you found very cute about Dash
184>She was always so easily excited
185>However after her little aerial display she lands in front of you now looking a bit more confused than excited
186>"Uhhhhhh, what exactly do you do on a date."
187>Yup, easily excited, even for things she doesnt quite understand.
188>Now how do you explain this to this pure child pony?
189>You can feel a tiny bit of blush creep up on your face
190"Well, we just kind of hang out with each other and do things that we both will enjoy, usually get a meal together and just enjoy each others company."
191>Dash seems lost in thought, pondering your words, when suddenly a light bulb goes off in her head. "I think I understand what you mean Anon! Dont worry Im gonna make sure this is the coolest date you have ever been on! Im gonna go home and start planning it out right now!"
192"Well Dash I already had......."
193>Before you could finish explaining that you had already planned out your date with her, she zooms off towards her cloud house in the blink of an eye.
194>However mere seconds after her departure, Rainbow rockets back, and stops right in front of you. "I almost forgot. I will pick you up in 3 hours!"
195>Before you could even think about saying anything to her she is gone in a flash again.
196>Well this has been an interesting turn of events
197>Maybe this for the better though
198>With Rainbow setting up the date, you would be able to gain more insight on what she enjoys and what she feel like you might enjoy
199>Its definitely the perfect opportunity to figure out her place in your heart.
200>You decided to head home and get somewhat cleaned up for your date with Rainbow
201>Some nicer clothes, a clean shave, as well as a nice hot shower.
202>>33817899 # >>33819682 # >>33819786 #
203...Anonymous
20405/05/19(Sun)23:20:16 No.33817859
205>>33817767 #
206>that image
207>Human is anti-magic
208>Every creatures have magic inside them
209>No magic is a dead body
210>Pony neii when they can't find anon
211>>33817933 # >>33820545 # >>33820981 #
212...NotAWriterAnon
21305/05/19(Sun)23:43:17 No.33817899
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217Im to tired to continue working on this, I will post more tomorrow. Good night
218>>33818745 #
219...Anonymous
22005/06/19(Mon)00:02:12 No.33817933
221>>33817859 #
222>No magic is a dead body.
223>Anon is considered a fucking CORPSE near child like pones.
224>Friendly, sure, but it's like if a zombie walked up to you and asked how the weather was...
225>>33820545 # >>33820981 # >>33822637 #
226...Anonymous
22705/06/19(Mon)08:55:28 No.33818745
228>>33817899 #
229You better deliver
230>>33819241 # >>33819786 #
231...Anonymous
23205/06/19(Mon)12:53:07 No.33819241
233>>33818745 #
234...Anonymous
23505/06/19(Mon)15:41:10 No.33819682
236>>33817855 #
237more, bitch
238>>33819786 #
239...Anonymous
24005/06/19(Mon)16:11:42 No.33819773
241>>33817152 (OP) #
242I love these threads and the pony prison ones.
243>>33822507 #
244...Anonymous
24505/06/19(Mon)16:12:59 No.33819779
246>Hundreds of years ago Kinderquestria was a very different place.
247>Criminals were delt with far more harshly.
248>Celestia sometimes looks back at those days with tears of regret.
249>Back then, she allowed for the most brutal and barbaric punishment to happen.
250>The criminal would have to turn his or her back to the excecutioner pony.
251>And excecutioner pony would HIT the criminals rump TWICE.
252>And to make things worse, it was followed by a LIGHT SCOLDING.
253>And to make thing even more impossibly bad, the criminal, after all this would recieve a FIVE MINUTE TIMEOUT.
254>Its a good thing those days are over.
255>Ponies these days would faint at such barbarianism.
256...NotAWriterAnon
25705/06/19(Mon)16:14:18 No.33819786
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264>Now being fully prepared you had decided to wait out the final hour till your date with Dash by reading a book on your favorite chair
265>You were mostly to distracted by your own thoughts to read however
266>You wondered what Dash could possibly have planned for the date
267>When the two of you hung out she would mostly followed you around and did things that you had planned on doing
268>She never really suggested any activities except for having you watch her do tricks or pull off the occasional prank
269>Whatever you suggested for an activity she would always be 100% on board with
270>Tonight will be different however, because she is the one leading the show now
271>Your actually a bit excited as to see what she has planned
272>You will get to see more of what she enjoys to do
273>Finally pulling your face away from your book, you see that Dash is running little bit late
274>Almost an hour late really
275>You start to question if letting Dash plan out the date was a good idea
276>However you hear a loud hoof banging at your door
277>Setting your book down, you get up and open the door and see the rainbow maned pegasus
278>She didnt really seem any different from her usual appearance.
279>You were wondering if she might alter her appearance for your date, but really you didnt mind regular Dash
280>One thing however caught your attention
281>It appears as if she had ate some pasta at some point after the two of you parted ways earlier because her face has tomato sauce staining the fur all around her muzzle
282>"Hey Anon! You ready for our date? Lets get going! Rainbow happily states oblivious of her tardiness as well as the tomato sauce on her face
283>Though usually you would be a little upset with the fact that she was late 
284>And kind of a mess 
285>As well as how she didnt seem to care about either of those things, really all you could do was smile at this situation
286>It just seemed to cute to you
287>>33819795 # >>33819817 # >>33819902 #
288...Anonymous
28905/06/19(Mon)16:15:12 No.33819795
290>>33819786 #
291Aww yeah
292...Anonymous
29305/06/19(Mon)16:23:07 No.33819817
294>>33819786 #
295omg, she tried to put on lipstick
296...NotAWriterAnon
29705/06/19(Mon)16:44:56 No.33819902
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301>You retrieved a hanky that you had stashed away in your pocket and dabbed it lightly on your tongue
302>Kneeling down you begin to rub the pasta sauce off her muzzle
303>She tries to move her face away from your hanky, but you are to skilled at the art of cleaning dirty pones
304"Hey Dash. There you are. I was beginning to think that you might have forgotten about our date." You say lightheartedly
305>"Hey come on Anon, stop it! What are you doing?" Dash now sounding a bit annoyed at you.
306"Just a little bit right here.......andddddd done!"
307>You withdraw your hanky from her muzzle and place it back in your pocket
308>There was no longer any red coloring on her face
309>Except for a light tinge on her cheeks
310>"What the hay was that for!?"
311You chuckle lightly "Sorry, just a little something on your face. Thought I would help and clean it off."
312>She huffs and pouts a little "Yeah well I can deal with it myself."
313>This makes you smile even wider
314"Hehe your right. Sorry about that. I will make sure to ask next time. Anyways what did you have planned for today"
315>Suddenly reminded of the reason she was here, her face gets brighter. "Oh yeah! Your gonna love what I have got planned Anon! Come on lets get going!"
316>Dash suddenly rockets off into Ponyville leaving you standing in your doorway
317>getting to Ponyville was a 10 minute walk for you, 10 second flight for her
318"Ummmmmmmmm Dash?"
319>Suddenly she zooms right back in front of you
320>"Heh sorry about that, got a little excited i guess."
321"No worries Dash."
322>You begin to make your way to Ponyville with Rainbow Dash now flying right by your side
323
324Sorry, Sorry. I can only do a little right now. I will write more when I get home from work!
325>>33819928 # >>33830276 #
326...Anonymous
32705/06/19(Mon)16:50:41 No.33819928
328>>33819902 #
329I egarly await your return.
330...Anonymous
33105/06/19(Mon)20:09:07 No.33820545
332>>33817859 #
333>>33817933 #
334>Talking to Anon never seemed to be an arduous task for most, he was even quite pleasant (much to the surprise of himself, strangely enough). 
335>However, there was one catch when it came to talking with him.
336>No matter how you slice it, he felt...dead. Gone. Something that should've been buried ages ago.
337>Sure, he looked about as fresh as any other living creature and he even ate and drank like one too.
338>But to a run of the mill pony? Dead guy.
339>He just couldn't seem to help but give off this weird feeling to ponies due to his lack of magic. It was like a constant dread, like when you know the reason why granny was quiet in bed and hadn't woken up yet.
340>Put simply, it was awful. Here he was, probably the friendliest alien-thing around and his best friends have to fight back tears and scared whinnies because of the feeling that he was CLEARLY dead. 
341>But right there he was...
342>Until he left to go do something, that is.
343>No one ever knows if he'll come back from something OK or if someone was dragging his corpse back from the Everfree..
344>>33820981 # >>33821074 # >>33822091 # >>33831169 # >>33832069 #
345...Anonymous
34605/06/19(Mon)22:35:43 No.33820981
347>>33817859 #
348>>33817933 #
349>>33820545 #
350Fucking grim for kinderquestria, Innit..?
351
352... 
353
354More.
355>>33821090 # >>33822091 #
356...Anonymous
35705/06/19(Mon)23:30:09 No.33821074
358>>33820545 #
359>There is an Idea of an Anon...
360>Some kind of abstraction
361>But there is no real Anon.
362>Only an entity, something illusory
363>And though he can hide his cold gaze, and you can shake his hoof, err hand, and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can sense your lifestyles are probably comparable,
364>He simply is not there.
365>>33822091 # >>33822664 #
366...Anonymous
36705/06/19(Mon)23:38:31 No.33821090
368>>33820981 #
369Grim, but not in a bad way.
370I've been wondering how death or "death" would be handled in kinderquestria. This seems like a better topic, though.
371>>33821117 # >>33822091 #
372...Anonymous
37305/06/19(Mon)23:44:43 No.33821117
374>>33821090 #
375Ponies probably know what death is but like with the above post, it might be more like 'you know grammy isn't 'waking up' again'.
376>>33821121 # >>33822091 #
377...Anonymous
37805/06/19(Mon)23:45:45 No.33821121
379>>33821117 #
380Basically, not a super sad or edgy 'OH GOD, DEADDEADDEAD' but still a decent 'oh no'
381>>33822091 #
382...Anonymous
38305/07/19(Tue)10:17:52 No.33822091
384>>33820545 #
385>>33820981 #
386>>33821074 #
387>>33821090 #
388>>33821117 #
389>>33821121 #
390MORE you fucks!
391>>33822515 #
392...Anonymous
39305/07/19(Tue)11:44:27 No.33822318
394>>33822314 → #
395Re-stealing this for here. "Zombie but not really" Anon in prison
396...Anonymous
39705/07/19(Tue)12:05:25 No.33822386
398>>33817219 #
399I can't say I'd ever inject myself with a needle. Much in the same way that I wouldn't try and set my own broken bone. I like to think that there's probably a reason why you need years of training before you're qualified to do most medical things to people. I hear that things like "finding a vein" and just generally not fucking yourself up a bit because you just stabbed your body with a piece of metal are things that exist.
400>>33822448 # >>33830405 # >>33831175 # >>33846835 #
401...Anonymous
40205/07/19(Tue)12:31:47 No.33822448
403>>33817219 #
404>>33822386 #
405Do you think ponies use normal syringes or autoinjectors?
406>>33833780 #
407...Anonymous
40805/07/19(Tue)12:53:47 No.33822507
409>>33819773 #
410i agree with this one
411...Anonymous
41205/07/19(Tue)12:56:37 No.33822515
413>>33822091 #
414Duh, okay. 
415
416>Anon’s lack of magic, in addition to making him generally creepy to be around to the magic-sensitive ponies despite his friendly demeanor, also makes him undefeatable at Equestria’s national sport 
417>Hide & Seek
418>Sure his size is enough of a disadvantage to sort of balance it out, but professional Seekers rely on training their magic senses to their absolute limits
419>and you can’t sense what was never there to begin with
420>Anon carves our a career in Kinderquestria as a sports superstar
421>>33822603 #
422...Anonymous
42305/07/19(Tue)13:10:17 No.33822558
424>>33817767 #
425>Are any of y’all degenerate enough
426Stoped reading there. 
427The answer is yes, it is always yes.
428...Anonymous
42905/07/19(Tue)13:29:36 No.33822603
430>>33822515 #
431>Hide and Seek with anon is the Equestrian equivalent to a LARP version of "Slender".
432...Anonymous
43305/07/19(Tue)13:46:22 No.33822637
434>>33817933 #
435>Ponies aren't childlike mentally, Equestria actually works like that.
436>As Earth runs on physics, Equestria runs on idealism.
437>Ponies primarily act on the world magically, while anon can only act on it physically
438>Everything he does gives them a sense of unease
439>Like when someone smiles with their mouth but not their eyes
440>The way t he grass doesn't spring back up when he walks
441>The way the doors always creak when he pushes them open
442>How he never breaks into song during celebrations
443>His touch is warm, yet cold at the same time (magically clammy)
444>Nopony can feel the friendship coming from him
445>Rainbow has a theory that he's a lich
446>>33824136 # >>33908748 #
447...Anonymous
44805/07/19(Tue)13:55:15 No.33822664
449>>33821074 #
450For the last time Twilight I'm not a philosophical zombie
451>But you miss the mark, a being unknowable bound by arcane curse to suffer forever!
452No, that just makes me undead, the whole point of a philosophical zombie is that you can't tell they're a philosophical zombie 
453>cooooome on
454>Twiggles pouts, flopping down and onto the couch, hooves flailing in a still dainty temper tantrum
455>I Wana publish philosophy...
456Well sweetie you can just publish your findings in biology right pumpkin?
457>I don't Wana. She pouts agian throwing a pillow over her face
458>You swear some days it was hard living with these pony's
459>At least the sex was good
460>What, you're a pedophile this is primo shit right here
461>>33822684 # >>33839457 #
462...Anonymous
46305/07/19(Tue)14:03:08 No.33822684
464>>33822664 #
465Surprisingly cute. I want more greens about pouty ponies.
466...Anonymous
46705/07/19(Tue)15:47:06 No.33823028
468>Spike imitates Anon and uses some horribly rude bad words during his conversations
469>Spike really has no idea about what they mean, he just thinks they sound cool
470>Twilight faints whenever lunch is ready and Spike announces it as "GRUB'S READY, MOTHERFUCKER!"
471>Rainbow Dash flies really fast around him to not give him enough time to spot her and say "Hey, Crusty Cunt!" as a greeting
472>Rarity hyperventilates whenever Spike describes her as "Winky Coochips" when they are digging for gems
473>He greeted Celestia using the words "Princess Suncunt" during a very important rulers summit that made all world leaders gasp and shake while Celestia's white coat turned red
474>Ironically, Spike's horribly inapropiate behavior made all world leaders agree with Celestia's conditions about accepting Tiramisu as one of Equestria's natural resources so they could finish the meeting and flee before the little drake could spew out other rude bomb like that
475>All other ponies aren't faring any better, they are all horribly ashamed and unconfortable around Spike because they are 100% aware the little drake has no idea of what is he really saying, but they know, so Spike's innocence compared to their knowdeledge of forbidden words makes them all feel dirty
476>The only person who feels a bit less uncomfortable around Spike is Ember, because her friend's horribly potty mouth absolutely destroys other dragons when they try to bully him
477>She still chuckles when she remembers that one time when Garble tried to mock Spike for living among sissy ponies and Spike countered by claiming that at least he wasn't a gayass dragon dickslurper like Groyle
478>Spike really didn't understand why Groyle began shaking and stuttered about how Spike was wrong because he was hetero, the most hetero dragon ever before flying away, redder than ever and trying to hold his tears back, but hey, at least that made him stop bullying him for good
479...Anonymous
48005/07/19(Tue)17:53:48 No.33823431
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483Imagine what a Kinderquestria Chrysalis would be like.
484>>33823501 # >>33823689 #
485...Anonymous
48605/07/19(Tue)18:20:29 No.33823501
487>>33823431 #
488Oddly reminds me of those attempted prompts where Anon just puts on a shitty mask or acts different for a bit and it's weirdly on par with what Chrysalis can do.
489>>33854267 # >>33854349 #
490...Anonymous
49105/07/19(Tue)19:03:47 No.33823647
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494>Quick Draw McGraw in Equestria
495>He really, really tries to do well, but he always end up fucking things up and making everything worse
496>The stallions avoid bringing up troubles and crisis when he's around so he wouldn't try to help
497>The mares know he means well, but they can't see him as anything more than a clumsy, unnatractive and stupid horse faced moron
498>Everyone wonder why, oh why he can't be more like that suave, sexy, clever and awesome do-gooder known as El Kabong?
499>Now THAT'S a guy they all can like and admire
500...Anonymous
50105/07/19(Tue)19:14:20 No.33823680
502>Land in Equestria somehow
503>immediately notice that besides all the talking animals, the majority of them, including the dangerous looking ones, have the mental capacity of a small child
504>Inner sense of Megalomania begins to form you didn't know you could muster
505>With your superior intellect, you embark on your mission to do what none of the other villains on this version of Earth managed to accomplish
506>Whether by Bribery, Trickery, or Violence You set out to become Equestria's most feared Tyrannical Overlord
507
508
509So guys, how does Evil Anon fare in Kinderquestria?
510>>33823696 # >>33823736 # >>33823752 #
511...Anonymous
51205/07/19(Tue)19:16:17 No.33823689
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516>she's literally the same
517...Anonymous
51805/07/19(Tue)19:18:03 No.33823696
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521>>33823680 #
522I'd rather go and perform every man's dream by wrestling a dragoness into submission and then fucking her.
523...Anonymous
52405/07/19(Tue)19:31:32 No.33823736
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527>>33823680 #
528>Equestria's most feared Overlord
529I like thing.
530...Anonymous
53105/07/19(Tue)19:36:18 No.33823752
532>>33823680 #
533>So guys, how does Evil Anon fare in Kinderquestria?
534Kinderquestria's universal rules say that all evil meanies always lose, so Anon would end up becoming a generic Saturday Morning Cartoon-like villain, who despite of his resources, smartness and patientlt planned pattented plans, always will be defeated by the underdogs and do godders.
535Always.
536>>33823763 # >>33823788 #
537...Anonymous
53805/07/19(Tue)19:38:28 No.33823763
539>>33823752 #
540I would love to see an edgy evil Anon start to go crazy over always losing no matter what and start acting more and more like a saturday morning cartoon villain in kiddiequestria.
541>>33823794 # >>33823800 #
542...Anonymous
54305/07/19(Tue)19:47:31 No.33823788
544>>33823752 #
545It's alright. Anon can be a recurring villain, perhaps even one of those "you won the battle, but the war is far from over" villains that the heroes can never defeat completely, or just one that always escapes in the end.
546He shall be the shadow to heroes' light, creating opportunities for them to be heroic and serving as something everyone put aside their differences and unite against — a force of good in evil disguise.
547And deep down Anon knows — he wouldn't want it any other way.
548...Anonymous
54905/07/19(Tue)19:50:27 No.33823794
550>>33823763 #
551
552>A couple months have passed since arrival in Kinderquestria and the Birth of OVERLORD ANON AH AHAHAHA-
553>It hasn't been going so well
554>At first, you couldn't do it because they were so nice, that merciful bit inside of you couldn't destroy them, not even when you had a literal blade up at their Top Queens (read Princess)throat
555>That got you a stern talking to by six colored ponies and then they blasted you out of their ruler's castle with a fucking rainbow. Calling it Friendship or something
556>Those imbecilic horses managed to somehow weaponize FRIENDSHIP
557>Just- What the actual FUCK?!
558>Anyway since then you've been trying your damndest to destroy their Ruler, her sister, and those six brats but always-ALWAYS! Something has to go wrong
559>You're beginning to notice a pattern
560>Nothing seems to work and yet you still try
561>Am... Am I actually going to go insane in this stupid, Childlike prison I now call Home!?
562>No
563>NO
564>NO NO NO NO NO NONONONONO!
565>If this world is finding ways to screw over my plans, then I shall learn the ins and outs of it and work around its trickery! 
566>I will accomplish what I have set out to do!
567>And by the time im done, the world wont even know I ever did it in the first place
568
569Anon begins down the path of the Cerberus Knight/Final Boss. How do you feel?
570>>33825130 #
571...Anonymous
57205/07/19(Tue)19:52:57 No.33823800
573>>33823763 #
574Plot twist: Anon is Equestria's national hero for always defeating the meanies thanks to his human Earth smarts, but after a contrived accident gives him amnesia, the Bad Guys convince him he's their daring leader, so Evil Anon becomes Equestria's number one enemy as his smartness always allow the bad guys to win and so their reign of terror prospers while the terrified ponies wonder where is their hero and why he isn't helping them against Evil Anon, who's definitely a different Anon and not their friend.
575Twist on the twist: eventually Anon regains his memory as Anon (but forgets being Evil Anon) and so he leads all ponykind against the bad guys, nearly defeating them for once and all, but when he goes solo to try finding and defeating this Evil Anon he was told about, he suffers another contrived accident that makes him become Evil Anon once again and so the bad guys start to win again, until he once again recovers his memory and once again tries to beat this Evil Anon overlord who's totally a coward because he's never man enough as to confront him face to face.
576Neither Anon or his friends ponies ever discover that Anon and Evil Anon are the same, and of course the bad guys aren't going to tell them.
577>>33823877 # >>33854349 #
578...Anonymous
57905/07/19(Tue)20:24:13 No.33823877
580>>33823800 #
581>Villains FEAR telling Anon the truth.
582>Doesn't matter how silly the amnesia crap is, he's proven time and time again that he can change the tides of battle in an instant!
583>Would you tell Captain Asskicker that he was really Saint Kickass while he was on YOUR side? Or vise versa?
584...Anonymous
58505/07/19(Tue)21:55:41 No.33824136
586>>33822637 #
587Moar
588...Anonymous
58905/08/19(Wed)04:34:24 No.33824890
590> be anon 
591> you have been anon for most of your life 
592> you are stuck in a land of magical ponys who have the mental state of a 6 year old
593> after spending almost 4 months with them you found that a few of the main six have a crush on you 
594> fluttershy sends you small gifts with love letters attached 
595> most are drawings of her and her animals along with you on a picnic or hugging with most notes saying
596Hay anon, i would like to, maybe, someday, do something together. If you dont want to thats fine.
597> the cute part was she would hide and wait for you to pick up her gift then she would run away 
598> maybe one day she will be bold and ask you out or something.
599> next is rainbow dash
600> shes more open about how she feels about you but isn't in a way
601> she will say that you look nice or smell nice but in really odd situations
602> like when you are on a jog , she will swoop over and land on your back and hug you 
603> then give you a sniff and say you smell nice then fly off back to whatever she was doing before spotting you
604> the hugs are nice and the complements are a little strange but she is cute
605> lastly is twilight 
606> out of the main six she is the most mature 
607> like a 8 year old mentally but in a body of a sexy school principal/ librarian
608> she had been the only one out of the three to ask you on a date 
609> a date that never happened due to some big meanie who she and her friends had to give a time out to 
610> she tried again but on the day you went to pick her up she had other plans that came out out of nowhere
611
612Alright thats all i might do for now, i wanted to get the ball rolling for more ideas for storys 
613I may do a short story about the 3 ponys i mentioned this prompt 
614Should i carry on?
615>>33825053 # >>33830390 #
616...Anonymous
61705/08/19(Wed)06:48:55 No.33825053
618>>33824890 #
619Yes. I'm digging these dating stories.
620...Anonymous
62105/08/19(Wed)07:36:46 No.33825130
622>>33823794 #
623It must suck being a serious villain in a kids’ cartoon world, but you could probably work it if you’re smart enough
624
625>can’t intentionally kill or seriously injure anyone because toon physics 
626>his minions are all bumbling idiots who aren’t threatening at all
627>trying to outright stab someone never works because kids’ cartoon logic means no bloodshed allowed and the blade always curves around the target even when he rarely has a clean shot
628>Anon wonders why ponies even have spears and swords if they can’t use them properly 
629>however he does realize this means he can be... creative with his torture and punishments
630>as long as he doesn’t try to physically kill or harm them he can do essentially whatever he wants
631>drive them insane by intruding on Luna’s domain and subjecting his enemies to endless nightmares? 
632>perfectly fine!
633>trap them in a timeless void where nothing exists?
634>no problem there!
635>using cockatrices to turn ponies to stone and then putting them into the deepest darkest corner of his lair where no one will ever find them?
636>okay!
637>death and violence may not be permitted but fates arguably worse than death are approved apparently
638>>33825224 # >>33825300 # >>33825933 # >>33829045 #
639...Anonymous
64005/08/19(Wed)08:23:48 No.33825224
641>>33825130 #
642>Evil Overlord captures ponies to transform into horrible mutants to use as monster-of-the-week type opponents against the Mane 6.
643>pony-mutant shows up wearing parts of several different animal costumes, like rabbit ears, fuzzy lion slippers and the back half of Fluttershy's bee costume.
644>half the ponies captured go into shock and faint when they look in the mirror.
645>>33825284 # >>33825320 # >>33825628 #
646...Anonymous
64705/08/19(Wed)08:45:54 No.33825284
648>>33825224 #
649kekaroonie
650...Anonymous
65105/08/19(Wed)08:51:22 No.33825300
652>>33825130 #
653That's because Equestria is an inherently optimistic world. Any fate that you can possibly get better from is allowed. Death can only be from old age, and only when they're ready to go.
654...Anonymous
65505/08/19(Wed)08:53:18 No.33825309
656Why does this exist.
657>>33825557 #
658...Anonymous
65905/08/19(Wed)08:58:12 No.33825320
660>>33825224 #
661>"I'm a monster! An adorable cat monster!"
662...Anonymous
66305/08/19(Wed)10:33:11 No.33825557
664>>33825309 #
665Because it’s cute. Why do you exist.
666>>33825593 #
667...Anonymous
66805/08/19(Wed)10:48:12 No.33825593
669>>33825557 #
670Because his parents couldn't afford an abortion and so they are stuck with him for life.
671...Anonymous
67205/08/19(Wed)11:04:11 No.33825628
673>>33825224 #
674>Ponies are captured by Evil Anon via sleeping gas
675>They are dressed like generic Evil Goons (TM) while they are asleep
676>After they wake up, the confused ponies look around trying to figure out what happened and where the heck are they now
677>They find a mirror, take a good look at it and see themselves wearing an evil minion outfit
678>They hit their hooves together in realization
679>"Oh, of course! I am an evil goon, why else would I be dressed like this?"
680>After all captured ponies wake up and pass through the same epiphany, they neatly form in front of Evil Anon and ask them what evil deeds are they going to perform during the day
681>This way Evil Anon amasses a consierable army with zero effort
682>The problem is, all of his minions are 100% unable to perform true evil deeds and limit themselves to follow what they think is an evil deed
683>MinionFluttershy flies around wearing a domino mask, a stripped shirt and a bowler hat performing atrocious deeds like blocking a sunbathing pony's sun
684>"NOW YOU WILL HAVE TO MOVE FROM THERE! HAHAHAHAHA ! (cough cough)"
685>She crashes against a soft tree branch, and her minion clothes end up tangled there
686>She safely lands on the ground, wondering what happened and how she ended up there
687>Then she looks up, and notices her goon clothes still hanging from the tree
688>"Oh my, these look like an evil minion's clothes. I wonder who they belong to, because they are clearly not mine, because I know I'm not an evil minion."
689>Every evil minion on Evil Anon's army is like this
690>>33825890 # >>33829045 # >>33831161 # >>33854349 #
691...Anonymous
69205/08/19(Wed)12:59:53 No.33825890
693>>33825628 #
694Nigga that’s cute as fuck
695...Anonymous
69605/08/19(Wed)13:14:21 No.33825933
697>>33825130 #
698>>can’t intentionally kill or seriously injure anyone because toon physics
699
700>Real physics apply to anon
701>Gets hit in the head by a flying poner
702>Nothing serious, but it splits the skin open
703>Starts bleeding profusely
704>The worst the ponies have ever seen was a paper cut or a pin prick
705>They faint at the sight
706>He gets rushed to the horsepital by Twilight
707>The nurse is distrahught that the band-aids and kisses aren't doing anything
708>Think he's going to die
709>Anon reassures them that he can't die from a little cut, he just needs stitches
710>"Like with a dress?"
711>They have to call for Rarity and her sewing kit, since there's none in the hospital
712>Rarity tries, but passes out as soon as the needle goes through
713>Anon awkwardly does it himself in the bathroom mirror
714>It looks terrible, being far from a proper surgical suture, but the bleeding eventually stops
715>The nurse still insist on covering him with band-aids
716
717>"Dear Princess Celestia
718>Today I learned that just because somepony is an undead zombie doesn't mean they can't be a good friend."
719>>33834892 #
720...Anonymous
72105/08/19(Wed)14:00:45 No.33826083
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724>Paintball guns are treated like regular firearms in Kinderquestria, including how to handle them and everything.
725>>33826569 # >>33827056 #
726...Anonymous
72705/08/19(Wed)16:13:43 No.33826569
728>>33826083 #
729Quick, Anon! What are the 19 rules of paintball gun safety?
730>>33826572 #
731...Anonymous
73205/08/19(Wed)16:15:28 No.33826572
733>>33826569 #
7341. Eye protection
7352. it’s always loaded
736>>33827164 #
737...Anonymous
73805/08/19(Wed)19:45:37 No.33827056
739>>33826083 #
740>Paintball guns
741>Not squirt guns
742>>33827150 #
743...Anonymous
74405/08/19(Wed)20:30:08 No.33827150
745>>33827056 #
746Which one is more dangerous to ponies? Squirt guns or nerf guns? Or guns that shoot a bang flag at the end and they have to play dead because it's the rules.
747>>33827188 #
748...Anonymous
74905/08/19(Wed)20:35:11 No.33827164
750>>33826572 #
751Good enough!
752...Anonymous
75305/08/19(Wed)20:45:14 No.33827188
754>>33827150 #
755Oh yeah, I forgot about cap guns.
756>Cap guns are illegal because the flash and noise scares ponies
757>>33827248 #
758...Anonymous
75905/08/19(Wed)21:19:35 No.33827248
760>>33827188 #
761Does it mean I can build a low-power coilgun and poke ponies remotely with tiny metal rods?
762It's quiet, flash-less and very science fiction-y, Purple Autism would love it, or maybe Beige Autism would, she's an even bigger nerd.
763>>33845719 #
764...Anonymous
76505/08/19(Wed)22:25:49 No.33827371
766>Anon is sitting at a park, just chilling
767>Pinkie Pie and the Cakes greet him while they are talking a walk with the Cake babies
768>Look at the little bastards. Awww.
769>The ponies take a seat next to Anon
770>Pinkie Pie is playing with the twins and asks Anon to join in the fun
771>Eh, why not
772>Anon walks closer to the Cake twins saying "Hey kids, look at me! Now you can see me..."
773>Anon covers his face with his hands
774>"Now you caaan't!"
775>The ponies gasp in shock
776>"A-anon? Where are you?"
777>Anon reveals his face
778>"Here I aaaam! Peek-a-Booo!"
779>The ponies gasp harder
780>"A-ANON? H-HOW YOU DID THAT?!"
781>"... how I did wat."
782>"You were here! And then you weren't! And then you were here again!"
783>"... are you kidding me? All i did was cover my face like this, and-"
784>GASP!
785>"A-Anon? Where are you?"
786>"Okay, are you kidding me or what. I just covered my face and-"
787>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
788>"I CAN HEAR HIS DISEMBODIED VOICE!"
789>"ANON IS A WIZARD!"
790>Anon facepalms
791>"HE IS VISIBLE AGAIN!"
792>"GOO GOO GAA GAA OMG!"
793>"... do it again, Nonny!"
794>It takes a while for Anon to figure out that things just work like that in Kinderequestria.
795>>33827462 # >>33827924 # >>33828345 # >>33854349 #
796...Anonymous
79705/08/19(Wed)23:17:02 No.33827462
798>>33827371 #
799>steal something from a store
800>make sure to tell the clerk sorry so she doesn't start bawling her eyes out
801>you've found that making ponies cry tends to result in bad luck
802>when the ponice start chasing you, instantly stop and stare at a wall
803>scream "YOU CAN'T SEE ME IF I CAN'T SEE YOU!"
804>they run past
805>this fucking place
806>>33828345 #
807...Anonymous
80805/09/19(Thu)05:36:28 No.33827924
809>>33827371 #
810>GOO GOO GAA GAA OMG!
811This burst my sides for some reason
812...Anonymous
81305/09/19(Thu)10:03:56 No.33828345
814>>33827462 #
815>>33827371 #
816>Ponies can't see you if you're standing still
817>>33828350 # >>33828873 #
818...Anonymous
81905/09/19(Thu)10:06:00 No.33828350
820>>33828345 #
821>T-rex ponies
822>>33828873 #
823...Anonymous
82405/09/19(Thu)13:49:37 No.33828873
825>>33828345 #
826>>33828350 #
827>Red light green light just became a terrifying game
828...Anonymous
82905/09/19(Thu)14:31:13 No.33828969
830>>33817152 (OP) #
831Doesn’t Anon being the only person with an actual normal adult mindset make him essentially the tard wrangler/babysitter for the entirety of Equestria?
832>>33828975 # >>33829005 # >>33908162 #
833...Anonymous
83405/09/19(Thu)14:33:08 No.33828975
835>>33828969 #
836Not if their society is built with that in mind.
837Unless they screwed that up too...
838>>33829023 #
839...Anonymous
84005/09/19(Thu)14:42:18 No.33829005
841>>33828969 #
842He would most likely be seen as the severely OCD know-it-all that rains on parades. Or the wise man they go to for sure shot answers
843>>33830413 #
844...Anonymous
84505/09/19(Thu)14:53:33 No.33829023
846>>33828975 #
847I mean aside from immortal ponies like Celestia or Luna (and even that’s a stretch) I can’t see the Kinderquestrians as anything but short-sighed but well meaning little goofballs.
848...Anonymous
84905/09/19(Thu)15:05:09 No.33829045
850>>33825130 #
851>>33825628 #
852By that logic, as long as you are honestly not considering your actions "evil", you are not violating the laws of that reality and therefore shouldn't encounter much trouble.
853Unless the "goodness" isn't subjective, still, you should be able to play by the moral rules and twist them around for personal benefit.
854>>33829445 # >>33829455 #
855...Anonymous
85605/09/19(Thu)17:42:09 No.33829445
857>>33829045 #
858I thought the point was that Kinderequestria has it's own rules about good and evil and isn't up for Anon to reinterprete them at will.
859>>33829455 # >>33830603 #
860...Anonymous
86105/09/19(Thu)17:45:17 No.33829455
862>>33829445 #
863>>33829045 #
864"Stay still! I'm waterboarding you for your own good!"
865>>33829462 # >>33829534 #
866...Anonymous
86705/09/19(Thu)17:46:19 No.33829457
868What was the Smarty Pants incident like?
869...Anonymous
87005/09/19(Thu)17:48:03 No.33829462
871>>33829455 #
872>waterboarding in Kinderquestria is making you sit on a board as they pour a cup of water on your head
873cute
874>>33829473 #
875...Anonymous
87605/09/19(Thu)17:53:51 No.33829473
877>>33829462 #
878>It's actually going down a waterslide on a board
879>Anon was trying to help them with their fear of slides through exposure therapy
880...Anonymous
88105/09/19(Thu)18:23:12 No.33829534
882>>33829455 #
883>Torture in Kinderquestria
884Anon is captured by Grogar's evil league and they want information from him
885>Canterlot's defenses, possible weak points and their curfew's time (because launching an attack past their bed time wouldn't be polite)
886>So after Anon gives them a very graphic rant about where they can shove their threats, the evil league decides it's time to stop pulling their slaps and bring up the big guns
887>Sombra chuckles as he strolls closer to Anon's face and reveals a few bamboo tootpicks to him
888>Anon winces
889>"Hahaha, so the mighty Anon can be intimidated after all, eh? Well, let's see if you still refuse to talk after I start poking stuff with THIS!"
890>Anon closes his eyes, preparing himself for the pain
891>Nothing happens
892>Anon opens his eyes to see Sombra playing with the toothpicks
893>He's stabbing some erasers with them to connect and create toothpick structures
894>"Hahaha! Look at this! I'm having so much fun! But you can't have any unless you... TALK!"
895>Anon relaxes
896>"Okay, faggot. You had me worried for a moment, I'll give you that."
897>"Okay, first of all: rude. Also, what do you mean with "had?" Look at this, I'm building lots of things and I'm having so much fun building tootpick structures and-"
898>"Yeah, about that. I thought you were going to use the tootpicks to stab my eyes and stick them under my nails instead of-"
899>Sombra's gray coat gets a shade paler
900>"W-WHAAAT? WHY IN THE HECK WOULD I DO THAT?"
901>"Because you are bad guys and bad guys like to do horrible things like breaking, crippling, cutting up and bleeding their hostages?"
902>Chrysalis winces
903>"What kind of monster do you think we are?"
904>Tirek tries to look tough but his legs are shaking. All four of them.
905>"And Celestia allied herself with this... this savage guy?"
906>Grogar just unties Anon and headbutts him until he leaves their hideout, offended as hell
907>"I had never been insulted like this! J-jerk!"
908>He closes his lair's door on Anon's face
909>"... okay."
910>>33829677 #
911...Anonymous
91205/09/19(Thu)19:17:19 No.33829677
913>>33829534 #
914>Villains have a very obvious evil lair
915>There's even a sign on it saying 'Evil Lair, Villains Only'
916>>33829715 # >>33830197 #
917...Anonymous
91805/09/19(Thu)19:30:38 No.33829715
919>>33829677 #
920Celestia and her soldiers know about the evil lair's whereabouts, but can't break in to arrest the bad guys because neither Celestia or her guards are villains, so they can't get inside.
921Hey, good ponies don't break rules.
922...Anonymous
92305/09/19(Thu)23:10:13 No.33830152
924I want more prison bitch Sombra.
925...Anonymous
92605/09/19(Thu)23:47:35 No.33830197
927>>33829677 #
928>Their evil lair is a giant couch fort
929>It's all made out of stolen couches, sofas and cushions
930>The Evil League mostly steals sofa's cushions whenever they can to expand their lair, and use the loose change they find under them to finance their evil activities
931>They also leave a wad of chewed buggle gum on the thieferized couches as their personal evil mark
932>They chuckle evily when they see ponies sitting on a cushionless couch and lamenting how uncomfortable it feels
933>Then they chuckle more evily when the ponies notice they have a gross wad of chewed bubble gum stuck to their rears
934>"Oh, dear. This will be difficult to remove, I'm afraid!"
935>Grogar's evil league high hoof each other to celebrate another evil act of evilness and vandalic vandalism
936>They have a reputation to keep, after all
937>They can't allow themselves to be out-eviled by Cozy Glow's lastest evil deed, where she infiltrated Canterlot's castle to unscrew Celestia's salt shaker before her lunch
938>Celestia's "Oh my godness, this much salt can't be good for my health" sounded like music for Cozy's ears
939>They are all so eeevil.
940...NotAWriterAnon
94105/10/19(Fri)00:48:33 No.33830276
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944>>33819902 #
945Haha, im back from the dead still dead though
946
947>You make tiny conversation with with Dash while walking to Ponyville, trying to get more info on what exactly you are gonna be doing
948>She insists on not giving away the surprise
949>She does however flash you two tiny pieces of paper that say "admit one"
950"Ooooo what are the tickets for Dash?"
951>"Dont worry Anon, you will find out soon enough! Just know that its gonna be super awesome!" You can see the sparkle in her eyes that let you know she is just barely able to contain her excitement
952>You would be lying if you said you weren't starting to get excited yourself
953>Finally you both make it into Ponyville
954"Where to now Dash?"
955>"Ummmm here little me cover your eyes."
956>Dash swiftly flys behind you and covers your eyes with her hoofs
957"Uh Dash? Why are you blinding me?"
958>"To not spoil the surprise Dummy!"
959"Well how am I supposed to see where im going?"
960>"Ummmmm just walk the direction I tell you and I will make sure you dont peak."
961>You begin stumbling around while Rainbow Dash gives you directions
962"Is this really necessary?"
963>"Of course it is, now take a left! Now take a right! Oops I meant Left! Keep going straight! Wait, watch out for that rock!"
964"Wuhhh!" You feel your shoe catch the end of a rock and your whole body falls to the ground
965>"Anon!" Rainbow rushes to your side. "Are you alright Anon?"
966>You lift your face from the dirt and meet her magenta eyes
967"Ugh, yeah im fine."
968>Her eyes go wide and you can hear Rainbow gasp
969>"A-anon y-y-your hurt! I-I im sorry I didnt mean to get you hurt!"
970>Dash begins to sniffle and tears start to form in her eyes
971>You put to fingers up to your nose and see a tiny bit of liquid crimson covering them
972"Easy, easy Dash, its just a tiny nose bleed, nothing serious."
973>You take out your hanky from earlier and press it to your nose
974>"B-but y-your b-b-bleeding! We need to get you to the horsepital quick!"
975>>33830283 # >>33830323 # >>33830631 #
976...Anonymous
97705/10/19(Fri)00:56:56 No.33830283
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980>>33830276 #
981I'm on the edge of my seat
982...NotAWriterAnon
98305/10/19(Fri)01:52:30 No.33830323
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987
988>Rainbow begins frantically looking around for the nearest hospital
989>Before she can spaz out even more you put your hand on her shoulder in order to stop her inevitable panic attack
990"Dash, look at me."
991>Rainbow hesitantly meets your eyes
992"Dash, im fine. There is no need to go to the horsepital."
993>"B-but I made y-you trip a-and your nose is... b-b-bleeding badly, a-a-and im ruining the d-date and...and..."
994>Rainbow Dash looks as if she was going to burst into to tears at any moment
995>To avoid this you remove your hand from her shoulder and give her snout a quick poke
996>"H-hey!" Dash looks up to you with a slight bit of irritation.
997"Dash, it was an accident, and like I said im fine. See the bleeding even stopped." You point to your nose
998>"B-but.."
999"Plus I feel like you put some work into this date and I really dont want to miss out on the awesome surprise you had planned." you say with a reassuring smile
1000>Rainbow contemplates your words, and then rubs away any tears that may have escaped her eyes earlier
1001>"Heh your right, you differently dont wanna miss out on what I have planned and neither do I. Besides we are the toughest ponys in Ponyville! It will take more than a fall and a little bit of b-b-blood to send us running!"
1002"Thats the spirit! Now how about we walk the rest of the way to the surprise without covering up my eyes?"
1003>"Oh! There is no need, we are already there!"
1004>Rainbow points to your left and sure enough you guys are right out in front of Sugar cube corner
1005"Wait, Sugar cube corner was the surprise?"
1006>"No dummy. The surprise is inside. Cmon lets go inside!"
1007>Dash speeds of inside leaving you sitting on the ground outside
1008>Why did you need to cover your eyes again?
1009
1010Man im really slow at this, I will post more when I wake up from my thousand year slumber.
1011>>33831148 # >>33839866 # >>33846521 #
1012...Anonymous
101305/10/19(Fri)02:52:23 No.33830390
1014>>33824890 #
1015> so begun a new day in equestria as anon, loved buy 3 cute ponys
1016> you look over at the wall next to your bed that has a few of fluttershys drawings that are the best out of the rest 
1017> as you get out of bed and start to get dressed you see her from your window wrapping up a box and spilling glitter all over the floor as the box opens up with a pop to show a sweater inside
1018> pretending you didnt see that you make your way to the restroom
1019> after a quick shave and morning shit followed up with washing your hands you walk over to the door and greet fluttershy
1020"Good morning my little fluttershy, what brings you over so early?"
1021> she stops mid paper fold and glances up at you, then back to the box that is not put together that well but is just holding
1022> "Im d-doing fine." She says trying to hide the box and the paper
1023> she has courage to talk today, she must have something planed
1024"Im going to make breakfest soon and wanted to know if you wanted to join me."
1025> her face is bright red and her as she hugs the box , and for a moment you think you broke her 
1026"Look i love the gifts you make me and i wanted to give you something in return."
1027>" you .. Love my gifts?" 
1028> All you see is her blue eyes looking over at you and the rest of her cute face
1029> she is looking you over to see if you are lying to her 
1030"Of course most of them i have up on my wall."
1031> "And the rest?"
1032"Those are put in my basement in a bin marked Flutterys Art, any other gift is worn as pajamas or as decoration."
1033> she turns around still trying to hide the gift behind her while sitting on the floor, glitter and some glue in front of her 
1034> "you mean it?"
1035> you smile a little and get down onto one knee so she can be eye level with you
1036"I would love to go on a date with you fluttershy, but first i think we should eat breakfest. Ill make whatever you like."
1037> her eyes light up and her wings flap a few times before she walked over to you and gave you a hug
1038>>33830402 #
1039...Anonymous
104005/10/19(Fri)03:07:51 No.33830402
1041>>33830390 #
1042> "thank you." She whispers into your neck as you hug her
1043> you look over at the gift behind her as it pops open again and the sweater inside of it flops to the floor
1044> it says will you be mine in a hreat
1045> normally fluttershy just comes buy every other week and leaves "anonymous" notes
1046> today must be special
1047"Whats todays special gift?"
1048> "its harts and hooves day anon." She says hugging you slightly tighter "and i just got my special somepony to say that he likes me."
1049> picking up the note and the sweater along with fluttershy in arm you make your way inside to make her whatever she wants 
1050
1051Sorry for some bad grammar and a few words being said twice in some sentences. Its my first time attempting some short story's, ill stop if it gets to much
1052>>33830635 # >>33831148 # >>33833026 #
1053...Anonymous
105405/10/19(Fri)03:12:30 No.33830405
1055>>33822386 #
1056>I hear that things like "finding a vein" and just generally not fucking yourself up a bit because you just stabbed your body with a piece of metal are things that exist.
1057As a toddler i was stabbed with a pretty large needle several times by a trainee nurse while my mother restrained me until a doctor barged in wondering about the screaming.
105899% sure it's the source of both my fear of needles and Claustrophobia / Agoraphobia.
1059It absolutely requires training before attempting to do that, even in an emergency it's so easy to fuck up that unless it's life or death you're generally better off waiting for someone to help.
1060>>33830896 #
1061...Anonymous
106205/10/19(Fri)03:19:09 No.33830413
1063>>33829005 #
1064>Anon is their equivilan of a weird but wise elf.
1065...Anonymous
106605/10/19(Fri)05:59:01 No.33830603
1067>>33829445 #
1068This probably makes the most sense. If the universe runs on kids’ cartoon logic then it shouldn’t be anything Anon can fuck with easily.
1069...Anonymous
107005/10/19(Fri)06:27:00 No.33830631
1071>>33830276 #
1072>horsepital
1073gave me a chuckle
1074...Anonymous
107505/10/19(Fri)06:31:37 No.33830635
1076>>33830402 #
1077keep going nigga
1078...Anonymous
107905/10/19(Fri)08:54:26 No.33830896
1080>>33830405 #
1081And make sure there's no air in the syringe.
1082...Anonymous
108305/10/19(Fri)11:05:23 No.33831148
1084>>33830402 #
1085>>33830323 #
1086Don't you faggots dare fucking stop.
1087...Anonymous
108805/10/19(Fri)11:16:38 No.33831161
1089>>33825628 #
1090>Anon accidentally hits his head and becomes Evil Anon once again 
1091>Evil Anon recruits Spike into his evil army via sleeping gas, because every evil overlord needs at least ONE fire breathing creature at his service
1092>He gives him a spiked collar with a tag that says "Evil Dragon" to get sure he can't forget he's evil now
1093>Spike awakens, tries to find out what the heck happened and then he notices a nearby mirror
1094>After taking a good look at his reflection, Spike's eyes squint a bit
1095>"Where am I and why in Equestria am I wearing a collar that says "nogarD livE"?
1096>Spike takes his collar off and puts it away
1097>Evil Anon facepalms so hard that he accidentally cures his amnesia and also wonders what the heck is he doing in what looks like an evil lair
1098>Spike and Anon met each other and join forces to stage a daring escape from whoever had captured and imprisioned there
1099>Spike also releases Evil Anon's prisioners, all while he shakes his little fist in anger
1100>"Some day I will find out who has been behind of this, and that day I will slap his wrist SO hard...!"
1101>"Amen, little bro. Amen"
1102>>33839177 # >>33854349 #
1103...Anonymous
110405/10/19(Fri)11:25:58 No.33831169
1105>>33820545 #
1106Darksword in Equestria fucking when.
1107>>33831950 # >>33832069 #
1108...Anonymous
110905/10/19(Fri)11:28:17 No.33831175
1110>>33822386 #
1111>I like to think that there's probably a reason why you need years of training before you're qualified to do most medical things to people.
1112Liability, pretty much it. Lawsuits aren't cheap.
1113...Anonymous
111405/10/19(Fri)14:19:54 No.33831534
1115Don't fucking die on me yet.
1116>>33831828 #
1117...Anonymous
111805/10/19(Fri)15:57:25 No.33831828
1119>>33831534 #
1120Don't die fucking on me yet.
1121...Anonymous
112205/10/19(Fri)16:42:34 No.33831950
1123>>33831169 #
1124>Anon arrives in Equestria in a rather fun, 'fucking hell, what was that light' kind of way.
1125>Sadly, it was on a date in pony land that the Princesses knew to be the start of the apocalypse...
1126>Prepare the pillow fort and cardboard sword, girls. The human is confused..
1127>>33832019 # >>33832069 #
1128...Anonymous
112905/10/19(Fri)17:14:12 No.33832019
1130>>33831950 #
1131>Anon is anti-magic, apparently "feels" like a corpse and is apparently fated to "destroy" or "Change" something in Equestria.
1132>The fortune teller wasn't sure and couldn't translate the future correctly with how hard they were shaking, their bubble pipe blowing like mad as they puffed on it..
1133>This wasn't calming at all..it just made the room a mess.
1134>"I-it's OK...surely this will be a..NICE undead alien with the potential to overthrow us all...right?"
1135>Cue decades passing before a very confused Anon appears before a very terrified Celestia having tea and cake..
1136>The Destroyer has come and he was going to start the Royal Cake!
1137>...
1138"..you gonna finish that?"
1139>>33832022 # >>33832069 #
1140...Anonymous
114105/10/19(Fri)17:16:26 No.33832022
1142>>33832019 #
1143*with the Royal Cake
1144
1145Fuck
1146...Anonymous
114705/10/19(Fri)17:34:20 No.33832069
1148>>33820545 #
1149>>33831169 #
1150>>33831950 #
1151>>33832019 #
1152>TFW Undead Alien Thing has no idea what to do either so you both awkwardly eat cake together.
1153>>33832141 #
1154...Anonymous
115505/10/19(Fri)18:11:14 No.33832141
1156>>33832069 #
1157>Anon doesn't say 'My complements to the chef' or 'Please and Thank You'
1158>Truly a horrifying monster has been unleashed upon Equestria
1159...Anonymous
116005/10/19(Fri)21:37:01 No.33832610
1161>Celestia invites Anon for tea and cake
1162>Its the least she can do to thank him for chasing away that nasty gang of robbers
1163>Surely, he could have done that without breaking a baseball bat against their ribs, but eh, it's the thought what counts, right?
1164>So, Anon and Celestia sit while the royal waiters politely set the table and bring a tray with cake.
1165>Celestia politely cuts two slices and plates them on the table
1166>It's a big slice and a smaller one.
1167>Anon knows how he's supposed to behave, so he picks the smaller slice and gives the bigger to Celestia
1168>Fuck yeah. Like a true gentleman, motherfuckers
1169>Celestia's lower lip starts trembling and her big eyes go all watery
1170>Anon was supposed to take the bigger slice, and by picking the smaller one he's implying he doesn't like cake
1171>"Fuck."
1172...Anonymous
117305/11/19(Sat)01:19:30 No.33832938
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1177...Anonymous
117805/11/19(Sat)02:16:08 No.33833026
1179>>33830402 #
1180> you are rainbow dash, the fastest flying pony in equestria
1181> its hearts and hooves day and you have convinced yourself that it was time to ask out anon 
1182> after all those hints he should have asked you out buy now
1183> must be intimidated buy your coolness
1184>"yup thats it." You say to yourself while gliding over to anons 
1185> "im are going to knock on his door and -"
1186> before you can finish that sentence during your landing 
1187> fluttershy is in his house eating food that he made 
1188> "okay calm down rainbow, its not like he's her spe-."
1189> anon enters the room with a crudely made sweater with fluttershys arts n crafts hoof work written all over it
1190> from the window you look in and try to read what it has on it 
1191> "wi-will yooou be m-mean? No it says bean."
1192> why would she want anon to be a bean? Rainbow thaught to herself as she sat under the window pondering what bean stood for
1193> sadly she couldn't read unless the books had pitures, and maybe anon helping out with some words now and then
1194> but that doesn't help rainbow dash from trying to figure out what it means 
1195> "ill ask twilight if she knows what beaing a bean means, shes reads books with no pictures in them!"
1196> and like that the fastest pony in equestria went off in search of knowledge 
1197
1198Meanwhile inside anons house
1199"Hay did you see something outside?"
1200> fluttershy looks over at the window then back to anon trying to finish chewing her food 
1201> "it mugh been a bhig burb."
1202"Strange i ran out of the bird seeds you gave me a few days ago."
1203> she just shugs and smiles finally finishing her first hay waffle 
1204> some specks of food are on her face so you reach over with a napkin to wipe it off 
1205> her eyes widen a little as you start to reach over, but as you make contact her face scrunches up and she squeaks softly 
1206" you are too cute."
1207> she giggles a little at that and gently pushes your hand away from her face 
1208> "a-anon stoop." She begins to blush again and trys to hide it buy covering her face with her hair
1209>>33833064 #
1210...Anonymous
121105/11/19(Sat)02:49:49 No.33833064
1212>>33833026 #
1213Over at twilights office with rainbow rudely not reading the note on the door 
1214You are also twilight
1215>"hay TWILIGHT!" Rainbow yells as she pokes her head into the office after knocking
1216>across the room sat a sad twilight at her desk
1217>"why the long face twi? What is bothering ya." Rainbow then lets herself in and trots over to book smarts desk
1218"Oh its nothing..."
1219>"okay cool so i -."
1220"Its this Stallion you see, i get the courage to ask him out but everytime i plan out a date. SOMETHING ALWAYS HAS TO POP UP!."
1221>rainbow looks over at spike for help
1222>hes just reading a comic and just glances up at her, shugs and continues to read his comic
1223"Rainbow please pay attention, i need your help."
1224>"isn't this what starlight is for?"
1225You flop face first on to your desk "shes off with trixy on a mission of friendship remember?"
1226>rainbow looks off to the window and makes a o with her mouth 
1227>"do you think you can help me figure out a word?"
1228> you look up at her, didnt she Lisin to what you said.. Ill take her smile as a no
1229"Okay show me the page you are on so i can help..."
1230>"oh its not in a book its on anon! Well a sweater he has on."
1231"Tell me what you think it says then the sentence its with."
1232>"okay, it says will you be bean or was it mean.. "
1233Realization hits "wait, who gave him this sweater?"
1234>"fluttershy duh, she runs our weekly arts n crafts event that you put her in charge of."
1235>she made it for him, how could she take away your anon. 
1236>you teleport you and rainbow to your room to continue this chat in private
1237"are you shure that it was fluttershy and not anyother pony?"
1238>rainbow somewhat dizzy responds with "yea i looked in from his window and saw them hugging echother."
1239>oh no she made it to second bace with him already... Next they will be hoof holding and then kids 
1240"Why were you looking at them at the window?"
1241>"you shure have alot of questions twi." She begins to take a step back from you "you still didnt help me with bean."
1242>why cant you read rainbow..
1243>>33833083 #
1244...Anonymous
124505/11/19(Sat)03:15:32 No.33833083
1246>>33833064 #
1247"It said, will you be mine rainbow."
1248>her eyes widen and she begins to look arou d the room as if trying to find something that was not there
1249>"are.. Are you shure thats what it said? Couldn't have been bean?"
1250"No it said will you be mine, he has it on, so that means that they are together now."
1251> she sits down and her wings fold around her acting like arms trying to embrace her "no.."
1252"What do you mean.. No"
1253>holding back tears and sniffling she looks over to you "i was going to ask him out." And the tears start to flow
1254>"i thaught that being cool and complements would make him li-like me.." Sniff
1255"Did you ever say you liked him at all?"
1256>she shakes her head really trying to hold back now 
1257>i hope she doesn't start getting hiccups..
1258>"anon would *hic* help me read. *sniff* and stuff *hic* but i didnt know *hic* that he would just *hic* go with fluttershy."
1259>she holds herself more and looks over at you for help
1260"Well she did ask him first.."
1261>all of rainbows will to hold back her tears breaks and the flood gates open up letting out all the water works
1262>"she stole him from *hic* me!"
1263"Why dont you try and get him back?"
1264>her crying stops, again with that o look she has when she gets an idea
1265>"twilight, that could work! *sniff* thank you." She rushes in for a hug and you return the favor. Then she flys off
1266"To bad that wont work for me.."
1267>you look back at your desk thats across the hall and see the paperwork that looms over your seat
1268"I have work to do.. "
1269>maybe another time you think to yourself
1270"Yea maybe another time."
1271
1272 we are with anon and fluttershy who are currently going for a walk to the park to sit and play with the animals as anon carrys fluttershy in his arms 
1273>"you dont have to carry me, i-i can walk."
1274>other ponys look at the two of you as you pass buy them, some with jealousy and others wonder what it would be like to be carried
1275"Yea i know shy, but you are too cuddly to let go."
1276>"aww anon stop it." She giggles and nuzzles into your chest 
1277>if cuteness could kill, you would have been dead long ago
1278>finally you both make it to the park, and as you find a place to sit you let fluttershy go on and talk with the animals leaving you on a bench 
1279>as she carrys on a conversation with some squirrels about something you rest your head back in the comfort of a nice sweater 
1280>you look up at the sky and start to cloudwatch
1281>you see a button, a frog like one 
1282"Pepe." You say to yourself and have a sensible chuckle 
1283>now you see one that looks like rainbow dash .. No wait thats really her 
1284>why is she going down right at you
1285"Rainbowno!"
1286>before you could move she just barely taps at your nose with a feather and she swoops in and lens sitting next to you in a elegant fashion
1287>"hay man, hows it goin?" She says looking over at you like she almost didnt knock your head off kinda smile
1288"Just reeling back from an almost decapitation attempt."
1289>"i dont know what that means, but i bet it means cool." She raises a eyebrow and smiles smugly at you 
1290> she notices that you don't really seem to be enjoying her coolness and she relaxes a little bit
1291>"so whats with the sweater its like, a nice day today?"
1292>Looking down at it you feel a warmth grow within your chest
1293"Fluttershy made it for me, it might not be on the same scale as Raritys work but it was made with heart. And i like that."
1294>she looks at it then back to you "you like that type of mushy love stuff?"
1295"Cant say that i dislike it, its nice to know when you are loved or to know that someone-"
1296>Before you can finish that thaught rainbow leans over and hugs you 
1297>she holds the hug for some time makeing it awkward for you
1298>she has NEVER been the hugging type 
1299>you hug her back and notice that she hasnt been looking at you since she started the hug
1300>a faint sniffle is comeing from her as well
1301>oh no something bad has happened, well to them it could be that one of her figures broke and she cant fix it or she lost something she holds dear
1302"Is everything alright rainbow?"
1303>she holds you slightly tighter and she covers you with her wings
1304>"just dont leave me okay."
1305"Dont worry, thats what are friends for."
1306>she tenses up at the word friend 
1307>"anon, i would like to ... Be more then that." She looks at you still embracing you in a hug
1308>shes never been good at showing how she feels, its normally her playing cool or acting like things dont bother her at all
1309>but now as you look into her magenta eyes 
1310>you see her pain
1311>her breath on your neck 
1312>before you can do anything she quickly lets go and pushes off of you takeing off into town
1313>"hay anon look a briught over some of the animals to meet you." Fluttershy look up at you with some ducks a squirrel two birds and a fox
1314>"was that rainbow dash?" 
1315"Yea and i think i may have done something wrong."
1316
1317>you are rainbow dash
1318>fastest pony in town 
1319>well at flying 
1320>and you are currently going to your happy place 
1321>its a small gathering of clouds close to home that you hide in when you feel overwhelmed or scared
1322"What am i doing."
1323>you say to yourself huging a plush of a turtle who you have called tank.
1324>you bounce tank up and down a bit in your fore hooves hearing a small bell ring inside of him
1325"I know, but it felt strange. Being so close to him."
1326>again with tank but ending with a little nub of a leg on the plush pointing back to anon
1327"Yea your right."
1328>and with that you give tank a smooch on its little plush head
1329>and start to take off 
1330>but return a few seconds later to put tank back in the cloud
1331>laughing to yourself a little you think. Good thing no-one was around to see that
1332>then you are off again 
1333>back to spend time with anon and fluttershy
1334> little did any of the three know that a small pink pony was following them around 
1335> and was getting curious as to what was going on between them and strange anon man 
1336
1337>"this one is named lucy goosey and this rabbits name is thump and he lives in a tree, What a fancy place to live! Oh anon did you know that i wanted to be a tree one day? Hmm? What is it little moose?"
1338>you are anon, and you are only half paying attention to what fluttershy is saying
1339>you cant get rainbow out of your head 
1340>along with a few other questions as well
1341>"chirpy birdington wants to rest in your hands is that okay anon?"
1342"Uhh yea shure?"
1343> A small green and blue bird lands in your hand and snugles up in between your thumb and finger
1344>another one decides that your shoulder looked comfy as well 
1345>" Jacques its not nice to land on someone without there permission!" Fluttershy yells this but it sounds like a whisper yell.
1346>the bird tweets back and shy seems to be offended buy what the bird said
1347>"i shouldn't have taken you to see that robo ponice movie, its made you a meany head."
1348>what a strange bird. You swear you can see the eyes glowa faint red
1349>it takes off looking like it was done talking to shy and so do the rabbits and the ducks 
1350> the fox and bird in your hand are all that remain 
1351>"oh poo, that Jacques and his potty mouth always ruining our meet ups."
1352"I think you shouldn't invite him anymore if hes going to be like that."
1353> "but hes chirpys brother and they dont like being appart from echother for too long."
1354>wait what happened with rainbow? 
1355"Hay fluttershy, whats up with rainbowdash?"
1356>"what do you mean?" She asked looking up at you while rubbing the back and head of the fox infront of her.
1357"She swooped in huged me looked me right in the eyes and took off."
1358>"she gave you a hug? Like a quick friend hug or a special hug."
1359"What in the world is a special hug?"
1360>"well its a hug that a daddy and a mommy do when they want a baby, the stork will notice and give them instructions for something. Then a baby arives."
1361"Okay then, is there anything in between the two hugs?"
1362>"ive seen cuddles and snuggles but never a in the middle hug."
1363"well i did see something like little hearts in her eyes when she was that close to me."
1364>"Anon thats a special type of hug!"
1365>the fox scurrys away from shy actually yelling and so to with the bird in your hand
1366>"oops, sorry."
1367"Its fine, but i still feel weird after that. Like i should have hugged her back or something."
1368>"but you have on the sweater i made for you, it- it should have." She looks away from you and curls up into a ball
1369>you want to pick her up and hold her but it seams that the glue she used has finally hardend
1370>you are stuck, well fuck you think to yourself and try to slowly move forward 
1371>but a small ripping sound stops you before you can even move an inch
1372"Dang, hay fluttershy i think i might be stuck do-
1373>she is sound asleep 
1374>only thing left to do is to try and slip out and figure out how to take it off the seat with a better hands on approach
1375>you try to slip out whith your shirt on but that also seems to be glued 
1376>time to go shirtless then
1377>with a bit of a struggle and a few rips in the sweater you make it out 
1378>freedom but now its a little nippy
1379>so you start to work on yor shirt 
1380>before you can carefully remove the first part you hand your hand on someone lands in your arms
1381>"heh heh hi anon. Was that a better landing?"
1382>rainbow is back and looks nervous about something, maybe scarred
1383"Are you alright rainbow?"
1384>"yup yup never better hah hah what me nervous nah im rainbowdash yup thats me." She looks over at your shirt thats in what remains of a sweater now with most of the back missing
1385>she leans over onto your chest and places a hoove on your shoulder
1386>"wow, you feel nice."
1387>again with the eyes, her fur feels soft on your skin like some type of cloud
1388"Hay whats going on with you, your not acting like yourself."
1389>"well of course I myself Im rainbow dash."
1390>she continues to feel your body, running swimming and helping out around the town carrying ponys who forgot about nap time everyday is paying off.
1391
1392>be fluttershy
1393>you just had a horrable time with the animals but a good time with anon and had gotten so peeved when rainbow did a almost special hug
1394>you had fallen asleep from missing your mid day nap
1395>but now you are slowly wakeing up 
1396>with a few lip smacks you are awake
1397"Anon?"
1398>you look around and see his shirt torn up a bit and your sweater as well
1399>oh no he must be hurt
1400>i must call for help
1401>no wait hes right next to the seat
1402"Anon why are you on the floor?"
1403>rainbow has her head on his cest as he is gently rubbing her mane 
1404>Daww how cute
1405
1406>meanwhile as rainbow dash
1407>that was one heck of a cuddle
1408>i still feel strange 
1409>he feels so nice amd his hands 
1410>those have magic fingers
1411>oh fluttershy is joining us
1412"Oh hay shy."
1413>"mind if i cuddle as well?"
1414"Come on in heh heh"
1415>no hes mine, hes rainbowdash property!
1416>when she gets somewhat close to you you slap her hoove at hers
1417>"what was that for."
1418"I uhh saw a bug."
1419>"oh okay."
1420>now you are both cuddling with anon
1421>who is now on the floor and is zoned out
1422>makes you wonder what is going on in his head