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1/That is a terrible exaggeration/
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3/^I am angry\. ANGRY ABOUT SHITPOSTERS\n \nToday I go on \/b\/ for games and I play with friends in these threads, we laugh and RP and then look over, two shitposters spaming\n \nMood immediately becomes poorer, we look and more shitposters come\n \nSoon there is posts of the birds like 'CAW CAW CAW CAW COCOK COCOK COCOK BA BA BA BA BA BEIZAI BEIZAI' and I begin to become afraid because I can't remember if my ava is considered cancer, shiposter posts like penis fucking my eyes, CAW BA SHURE ZAI WOOOO PORN PORN CHING CHONG, fear for my ava becomes stronger\n \nand then the little shit,posts like 12 years old or so, she then pulls down her pics and SPAMS PORN ALL OVER THE BOARD\n \nHE PULLS DOWN AND POSTS A RIVER OF PORN WITH SMALL DICKS NEVERENDING\n \nI look at thread and they continue shitposting about how to RP and how everyone is cancer or something, no one cares\. Threais filling up with shitposts, NO ONE CARES\n \nand then the little shits comes by and I think 'good, now he will slap more sense out of them because he is acting like a barbarian overseas turtle' BUT NO, HE AGREES WITH THEM USING THE SAME ARGUMENTS AND GIVES THEM A SUPERIOR POSITION TO SHITPOST MORE\n \nWHAT THE FUCK IS THIS\n \nEVERY DAY THIS HAPPEn\n \nEVERY DAY HOSHI SHIT NEAR MY THREADS\n \nYOU FILTHY DOG\n \nGO HOME\n \nFUCK KOREA\n \nNIGGER COUNTRY$/
4/^This goes out to KK and LF, because those two think it's the funniest thing ever to make me mad and see me flip shit\. I hope you've gotten enjoyment out of this\.\n \nI'm fucking done with you two\. I know it's funny to you when I get mad and write up these "lol so XdDDDD funny copypastas11!!!", but you two have fucking ruined it for me\. I've tried to hold off on killing myself, but you two have fucking done it\. You've given me that extra reason to kill myself, and that reason is so I don't have to ever fucking see, hear, or breath the same fucking hair as you scumbags\. The amount of suffering and heartache that I go through on a daily basis is already too much for me to handle, so when I have to come here and see you two fucking snickers and plotting stupid shit like this it makes me go berserk\.\nI would seriously rather cut my own dick off than listen to you two talk\. I would rather blast dubstep versions of Nickelback songs over and over again than have to sit here and take your constant fucking abuse\. Honestly, I would rather kill Ibuki and Mahiru if it meant getting as far away from you two as humanly possible\.\nSo you know what, why not take it a step further\? Why not just fucking hang myself from my ceiling fan\? The amount of pain that would bring me would be nothing compared to seeing the constant cancer that seeps from your asses every goddamn time I come here\. Maybe when I finally fucking die I can rest knowing you two will never, EVER irritate the ever living shit out of me again\.\nI hope you two are happy, because I'm fucking done\.\nGoodbye HG, goodbye living, and fuck you two\.$/
5/^I HAD ENOUGH HG\n \nI GAVE YOU FAR TOO MANY CHANCES\nYOU RUINED MY NIGHTS AND SLEEP SCHEDULE, SHITPOSTED MY GAMES AND AVATARS JUST FOR THE SAKE OF IT\nI TRIED TO HELP WHENEVER I COULD BUT NO FUCK IT YOU'D JUST TELL ME TO GO FUCK MYSELF FOR HOSTING WHEN NOBODY WAS HERE\n \nBUT I STILL TRUSTED YOU, I STILL BELIEVED IN THE GOOD PART OF THESE THREADS\nBUT I FINALLY REALIZE THAT GOOD PART DIED FUCKING LONG AGO\n \nI HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU\. REAL HAPPY OF HAVING RUINED WHAT WAS A NICE COMMUNITY\. HOPE YOU DIE UNDER ALL THE PILE OF SHIT MADE UP FROM ALL THE BULLSHIT YOU SPOUT\.$/
6/^I only hate four people here\. Wiggins and Okabe are the only people that have EVER come to my defense\. They're the only people in this shithole of a community that have ever given me a chance at friendship, and I am beyond grateful to those two for that\. There're plenty of other people I like here, like Aussa, Garnet, Squid, Spike etc\. etc\., but I just can't consider them "friends," since we don't talk often\.\n \nI've always said this, and it still holds true: I'm a fuckup, yes, but all I've ever wanted is for everyone to like me\. I just want to be friends with everyone here, and that will never change, regardless of how shitty I'm treated\. I know I've fucked up in the past, but that's just that\. I'm done bringing up the past\. Anyone else that does can just go fuck off, I'm done listening to "but you did this" and "but you did that\."\n \nDon't take this wall of text and just assume "uh-oh, Vino's mad again," because these are things I've wanted to say for quite a long time\. Shitpost me, a person trying to improve, instead of shitposting the people that just leech off of these games and don't add anything\.\nShitpost me, a person that actually puts effort into my RP and tries to pick interesting characters, instead of someone that just plays some anime girl and replies with two words\.\nI'm not mad, I'm far from it\. I'm just disappointed\. I'm disappointed that I give this place a chance, thinking you might all be accepting enough to forget some stupid things, but you can't even manage to stay quiet through one game\. Hosts don't have to host\. Kamina can stop any day and then we'll be shit out of luck\. We won't have any more hosts, because you people shit on them all until they quit\.\nWill I ever leave this place\? Fuck if I know, but it won't be until the very end\. I will repeat as many times as you all want me to,\nI\nhave\nmade\nmistakes\.\nI'm far from the best person here, but I'm far from the worst\.$/
7/^Hoshi I want you to understand why we hate you\.\nWe dont hate you because what you say is "offensive"\. Remember where the fuck you are, we are each about 1 click away from watching women with 12 inch cocks fucking each other\. And at one point this site even had guro and loli boards\. Oh my god you said we are cancer! This totally shocks my unenlightened sheeple mind\.\n \nNo, we hate you because you are the new furfag\. You see, the problem with furfags, wasnt that they jerked off to furry shit, it was that they were so fucking obnoxious about it\. Everything had to be made furry\. Every forum avatar had to be a fursona\. They had to constantly broadcast the fact that they were furfags to everyone, and when this was met with derision, they doubled down on their effort\. They labeled the rational reaction to their faggotry "fursecution" and actively set out to be the biggest faggots they could possibly be to combat it\.\n \nYou are exactly the same\. I have yet to see a single thread about these games that doesnt regularly have off topic derails about RP or cancer\. Always with BOOKER\.jpg and Asuka hentai\. It doesnt matter how off topic it is, you cant help but broadcast the fact that you are a faggot\.\n \nWhat does the way people RP their characters have to do with these threads\? I mean, really what does it add to the games\? Jack shit\. All it does is send out a big loud signal to everyone in the thread that LOOK AT ME! I AM HOSHI! YOU SHOULD BE OFFENDED!\n \nTL;DR You are just the same as furfags only your "fursecution" is called "RP and hostingh\.$/
8/^YOU WANT SALT\? I'LL GIVE YOU SALT\n \nHG IS FUCKING DEAD, NEARLY EVERY GOOD PERSONS ARE GONE\.\n \nNEWFAGS ARE AS CANCEROUS AS ENTITLED OLDFAGS, THREADS AREN'T ABOUT THE GAMES ANYMORE\.\nIT'S ABOUT THESE FUCKING CANCEROUS CIRCLEJERKS AND SHITSTORMS\.\n \nNO ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS IN THE GAMES ANYMORE, THEY'RE SECONDARY NOW\.\nNO ONE PAY ATTENTION, THEY JUST CARE ABOUT SOCIALIZING AND SHITPOSTING\.\n \nAND NOBODY CARES THAT THE GAMES ARE DYING BECAUSE THE ONES WHO PRETEND TO CARE JUST SHITPOST WHENEVER THEY'RE BORED\n>hurr nothing is dying you retard we said that 6 months ago\nNAH, WHAT THESE THREADS USED TO BE DIED, IT DIED A LONG TIME AGO\.\nIT'S NOT THE SAME ANYMORE, THANKS TO THE DRAMA AND TO THE CIRCLEJERK TAKING OVER THE GAMES\.$/
9/^Rule\. No hangout threads huh\?\n \nAnd what good was that going to do anon\? Force people to stop posting on a board as an admin on that board and if they want to get into a game on that board they have to wait, staring at it until a thread suddenly pops up and they're allowed to post again\?\n \nHaving no HO Threads does no harm than you claim having them does\.\n \nAnd you're in no position to be bringing up Morpheus when you're proposing more extremes than I am\.\n \nEvery recreational internet community is what people want to give to it, you fucking idiot\. That's the whole point\. Nobody gives a shit what you think it is an IRC Chatroom or whatever, it does not matter and does no good for anyone\.\n \nThis place can be someone's internet home, their hangout, their toilet, their place to talk to people, the people here can be their families, friends, rivals, and people they can rely on when they have nothing else\. The games can be a hobby, a passtime, something to get popular from, something you can use to express yourself\.\n \nFuck you\nFuck your enforcement\nFuck your "Going to shit meme"\nFuck your shitty grammar\nFuck your shitty rules\nFuck your trying to define what this community is to the people who cherish it more than you do\nFuck your hairless underage cock balls\nFuck the doctors that committed medical malpractice when they let you live when you were born\nAnd Fuck your mother\.$/
10/^STOP STOP THE 2HU MEMES\.\n \nEVERYDAY EVERY FUCKING DAY I SEE THIS FUCKING ICE FAIRY AND A BUNCH OTHER THOSE LITTLE FUCKS AND THEIR MEMERY\. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH\. I GO TO HG TO RELAX AND WHAT DO I FUCKING GET\?\? A FUCKING SMUG POS ICE FAIRY MEMEING EVERYTHING IN EXISTENCE\.YOU THINK ITS FUNNY\? YOU THINK ITS COOL TO MEME 24 FUCKING 7\.FUCK YOU\. I HAVE THESE FUCKING MEMES BURNED INTO MY RETNA\. EVERYTIME I CLOSE MY EYES I SEE A SMUG 2HU\. AND NOW I CANT EVEN GO ON \/k\/ TO SEE SOME TANKS BECAUSE EVERYTIME I DO I SEE FUCKING RIKA'S UGLY ASS ON IT\. MEME THIS\. MEME THAT\. HAHA 2HU's EVERYWHERE\. NO\.NOOOOOOO\.NO\. YOU INFEST EVERY FUCKING HOBBY I ENJOY! EVERY FUCKING VIDYA OR FANDOM YOU LITTLE 2HU SHITS HAVE TO COME IN AND INVADE\.WHY CANT YOU FUCKING DIE\.WHY\? THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING THING EVER\. ID COMMITT SUICIDE BUT I WOULD PROBABLY GO TO HELL AND BE STUCK WITH THAT LITTLE SHIT\.NO\. STOP THIS NOW\.$/
11/^AAAAAAAAAAH!!!\nEvery FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking MEMES! I've had it up to HERE with stupid fucking memes! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want\? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking memes, killed myself"\? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!\nYou guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without "MEME THIS, MEME THAT, PROBABLY TYLO BE CHILLIN, HERE'S A PIC OF HUMBLE CANNONS BY AARON ELLIS, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE\?" Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking FAGGOTS, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you fucking scumbags live your dumb gay lives\. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to\? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid fucking memes on the music section of a god damn anime imageboard\? You fucking people make me sick and you're damn lucky I don't have any of your fucking addresses you fucking pieces of shits\. I'd spit in your faces\.$/
12/^This goes out to KK and LF, because those two think it's the funniest thing ever to make me mad and see me flip shit\. I hope you've gotten enjoyment out of this\.\n\nI'm fucking done with you two\. I know it's funny to you when I get mad and write up these "lol so XdDDDD funny copypastas11!!!", but you two have fucking ruined it for me\. I've tried to hold off on killing myself, but you two have fucking done it\. You've given me that extra reason to kill myself, and that reason is so I don't have to ever fucking see, hear, or breath the same fucking hair as you scumbags\. The amount of suffering and heartache that I go through on a daily basis is already too much for me to handle, so when I have to come here and see you two fucking snickers and plotting stupid shit like this it makes me go berserk\.\nI would seriously rather cut my own dick off than listen to you two talk\. I would rather blast dubstep versions of Nickelback songs over and over again than have to sit here and take your constant fucking abuse\. Honestly, I would rather kill Ibuki and Mahiru if it meant getting as far away from you two as humanly possible\.\nSo you know what, why not take it a step further\? Why not just fucking hang myself from my ceiling fan\? The amount of pain that would bring me would be nothing compared to seeing the constant cancer that seeps from your asses every goddamn time I come here\. Maybe when I finally fucking die I can rest knowing you two will never, EVER irritate the ever living shit out of me again\.\nI hope you two are happy, because I'm fucking done\. Goodbye HG, goodbye living, and fuck you two\.$/
13/^>>8980768\nYou're literally the most ugliest fucking thing I've ever seen\. Every time I see you submit this abomination of a avatar, I want to pluck out my fingernails from my finger tips just to liquidate the anger I see whenever you post your autistic fucking touhou head\.\n \nI thought the 2who circlejerk was already fucking cancerous enough with the deviant art tier copy and paste characters, but then you come along as post this shit\. This shit is literally the embodiment of cancer thats a sore in my eye every time you fucking post it\. Its literally the most fucking stupid thing that has happened in a long time in these threads\. I'd rather take more furries and MLP shit than seeing this fucking abomination posted everyday\.\n \nKill yourself$/
14/^I want to violently fuck DDD's tight fluffy penguin ass and shove my throbbing meat down all the way while playing with his fat rolls, softly licking his arm pits as I pound that penguin boy pussy\. I want to fill him with my warm sticky seed so he'll inflat, starting to float in the air before the air pressure kills both of us, letting my dick and corpse fall out of his body as cum will shoot from his anus, propelling him through the air like a rocket jet before he deflates like a balloon, falling into volcano, causing an eruption that would kill everyone in the area\. The mountain would be named Mt\.DDD, and on the mountain side would be a chiseled structure of DDD, scpreading his blue eagle ass, leaking lava out of it onto a village of waddle dees, all on fire and slowly melting away\. Years later, they'll build a memorial of me fucking DDD in the ass with a milk fountain leaking from his cock, all down a sculpture of a mountain of Waddle Dees drowning in the warm semen\. Everyone on Pop Star will come to see the statue and jack off to its brilliance, soaking the statue in their semen in tribute and remembrance to those who died in the volcanic incident\. I'm also a lesbian\.$/
15/^For three and a half weeks, I made a legitimate attempt at befriending you\. I was nice, I listened to you vent, I tried to get to know you\. I thought that maybe an actual friend would help you, and I thought I might be able to help someone who struggled with some of the things I did\. I tried to be there for you when you were hurting, and treated you like an actual human being\.\n\nThen the moment I did something you apparently didn't like, specifically not replying to a two word post, you turned on me like a snake, screaming at me and ignoring me until well after I'd deleted you\. And then it started to sink in; you never gave a shit\. There was never any inquiry as to what was happening in my life, never any concern or hubris about your hour-long venting sessions on me\. You didn't even consider me enough of a friend not to assume that I was ignoring you in favor of shitposters, despite all the crap I'd sat and tried to help you through\.\n\nSo, fuck you, Paul\. I'm done\. I'm apathetic at this point\. I told you while you were blubbering to me that the only thing I asked to try and smooth things over was not to fuck with me\. And you fucked with me\. Do what you will\.$/
16/^This is my wallpaper, there are many like these but this one is mine, for whatever that's worth\.\n\nI'm not good at any of this emotional shit but with the state of this community and my real life occupying the majority of my time I face zero to no games when I'm here\. The ones that I do end up catching\.\.\. well, we all know the issue in that the traffic is minimal or you end up being bored after a few slides and find yourself staring at a screen thingken about genuine rp\. It doesn't really help that well, more and more of the people I care for leave and alienate themselves from here soooooo\.\.\.\nNot really a lot to say, maybe I'll be around more when the people I care for are around more than once a blue moon and my life's less of reading a multitude of studybooks\. But we all know that the chances of that happening in a short-term period are a tad bit farfetched\.\nSo yeah basically, that's it\. Goodbye and all that jazz, for those that I care about, peace and I hope you enjoy whatever you do here while you stick around, because it's hard for me to do so\. For those I don't care about, you should know who you are, peace\. Time to get on my giddy up horsey and get out of here\.\n\nOh and Yosgay, Hikki and Cuckima wanted a callout so a callout to them\. Make sure to give them a lot of \(You\)s when they come around so their attention deficit is getting it's daily fix\. Thanks\.$/
17/^Aikawa's butt is a perfect medium\. Not too big, and not too small\. With enough fat and softness to be very nice in the hands, with some nice firmness underneath\. Official material related to Aikawa's butt has shown that it's pretty much perfect, just like the rest of his body\.\nNow imagine pulling Aikawa close into your body, reaching behind him, and using your two hands to get a good grab on those lovely cheeks and maybe even his dripping erect 4 incher\. The first thing you'd probably feel would be the very soft and supple skin that gently molds to the palm of your hands and your fingers\. If you wanted, you could take your fingers and give his rump a nice pinch, grabbing some of his butt fat\. The more you fondle his backside, the more apparent it would become just how amazing Aikawa's trappy body is\. So incredibly soft all over, with the perfect amount of fat, and some tightness under all of that soft\.\nI personally think that Aikawa butt would look best in shorts\. That golden soft\/firm ratio is practically made for wearing form fitting clothes\. Wouldn't it be an amazing sight to see Aikawa bend over and pull up a pair of shorts, sliding them up his legs, and then squeezing his booty into the tiny clothing as his petite ballsack formed a nice subtle bugle\? Even underneath the fabric, a decent sized hump would stick out behind him, and his front as well, the tight clothes clearly not enough to contain it\. Aikawa might need to be careful though, his underwear might be no match for his butt and find itself stuck between his cheeks and cameltoe\.\nUnderneath all the clothing, Aikawa body would not have a single bit of misplaced fat and uncut foreskin, giving his amazing curves and the perfect amount of jiggle\. I think anyone would pay money for the privilege to stand behind Aikawa just so they could see his butt move around as he walked\.$/
18/^>>8980842\nJUST FUCKING STOP\n \nYOU ARE THE EPITOME OF CANCER AND YOU ARE FUCKING SHIT, YOU ARE SLOWLY KILLING ME EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME TO RESPOND TO ME\n \nJUST FUCKING STOP TALKING TO ME, I WOULD RATHER HAVE AIDS AND 40 DIFFERENT STRAINS OF THE FLU THAN DEAL WITH YOUR FUCKING CANCER\n \nSTOP NOW$/
19/^I can't believe I'm having a meltdown over this, but let's post this anyway, and let it be a warning that my skin is getting pretty thin concerning the LD subject\nThis place has become a cesspool\. I see roleplay, but it has become completely overshadowed by the shitposters that aim to "show HG superiority", or to make the entire group a herd of LOLCOWs, or just to throw out their anger in a fucking hissy-fit of shit that should be contained within their own personal life\.\nYes, I'm fucking triggered\. I love being here, I love all of the anons that put up with this bullshit and don't cause drama and want to roleplay with avas they enjoy, but god-damn it do those that love the drama and lulz get fucking annoying every once in a while\.\nAnd who are they trying to milk, mainly\? This one little over-sensitive prick\. Yes, he's a prick, a bitch even, but if I had the chance to talk to him, I would work with him to figure out what's causing him to be so depressed, so irritated, and help him get the fuck out\. If I even get somewhat close to it, Win for him, Win for us\. He leaves, he becomes hopefully somewhat stable\.\nBut I bet that angry bitch is all that you see of his character\. This little slut is all you see of mine\. And a corrupt circlejerking admin is all you see of Virra\. The list goes on and on and on\. And by fucking god if you start actually treating the persons behind the screen like\.\.\. a HUMAN, maybe, perhaps we could get some fucking roleplay here\.\nFuck, I need to cool down from this rant of mine, this shitposting is way too much and I'm getting fucking sick of it\. I bet I'll get shitposted for days on end for posting it, maybe even until the day I leave this general\. We've reached maximum shitposting capacity, bitches\. It's all downhill from my point of view\.\nI'll come back at around 7 and actually roleplay then\. Until then, I'mma just say "You are the cancer killing ERP" to the following users\. Good day\. You won\.$/
20/^TITTY PRETTY! YAY! PRETTY PRETTY TITTY\n\n! TEE HEE XD TITTY! TIDDIES! YAY! TIDDIES MAKE ME HAPPY! HAPPY HAPPY T\n\nITTIES TIDDIES! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH HDXDXDXDXDXDDXDXDXDXDXDDXDXDXXXXXDDDDDDD\n\nUH OH< I THINK THAT'S A TIDDY :\^\)\^\)\^\)\^\)\^\)\)\^\)\^:\^\)\^:\^\)\)\^\)\^\)\^\^:\^::\^:\^:\^:\^:\^:\^\)\^\)\^\)\)\^\)\^\)\^\):\^\)\^\)\^::\)\^\)\^\)\)\)\^\):\^:\^:\^:\)\^\)\^\)\^\)\^\)\^\)\^:\n\nAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\n\nTIDDY ON CHEST! NO BRA! THAT'S AWESOME! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD\n\nOOPSIE! BOUNCY TIDDIES NOW! TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE\n\nWE WANT TIDDIES! WE WANT TIDDIES! WE WANT TIDDIES! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH HHHHHHHH :\) :\) :\) :\) :\) :\) :\) :\) :\) :\) :\) :\) AHA\n\nTITTIES!$/
21/^I am angry\. ANGRY ABOUT SHITPOSTERS\n \nToday I go on \/trash\/ for games and I play with friends in these threads, we laugh and RP and then look over, two shitposters spaming\n \nMood immediately becomes poorer, we look and more shitposters come\n \nSoon there is posts of the birds like 'CAW CAW CAW CAW COCOK COCOK COCOK BA BA BA BA BA BEIZAI BEIZAI' and I begin to become afraid because I can't remember if my ava is considered cancer, shiposter posts like penis fucking my eyes, CAW BA SHURE ZAI WOOOO PORN PORN CHING CHONG, fear for my ava becomes stronger\n \nand then the little shit,posts like 12 years old or so, she then pulls down her pics and SPAMS PORN ALL OVER THE BOARD\n \nHE PULLS DOWN AND POSTS A RIVER OF PORN WITH SMALL DICKS NEVERENDING\n \nI look at thread and they continue shitposting about how to RP and how everyone is cancer or something, no one cares\. Threais filling up with shitposts, NO ONE CARES\n \nand then the little shits comes by and I think 'good, now he will slap more sense out of them because he is acting like a barbarian overseas turtle' BUT NO, HE AGREES WITH THEM USING THE SAME ARGUMENTS AND GIVES THEM A SUPERIOR POSITION TO SHITPOST MORE\n \nWHAT THE FUCK IS THIS\n \nEVERY DAY THIS HAPPEn\n \nEVERY DAY HOSHI SHIT NEAR MY THREADS\n \nYOU FILTHY DOG\n \nGO HOME\n \nFUCK KOREA\n \nNIGGER COUNTRY$/
22/^That's it, I'm done\. I've had it with all of you miserable shit heads who actually derive enjoyment from being mean and hateful to strangers on this site\. Am I no longer allowed to express my opinion on topics related to the thread\? Am I to hide my tastes because they differ from the masses\? This site is supposed to create an atmosphere conducive to the spreading of opinions but you classless trolls have made the atmosphere one of an oppressive intolerance\. Congratulations, you ruined someone's day\. You made someone you've never met feel worse merely because it tickled your fancy\. I hope you're happy\.$/
23/^That's it, I've had enough of this bullshit\.\n \nPost your fucking address so we can square the fuck up and I can knock your FUCKING teeth out\.\n \nI'll check this thread again in 10 minutes\. I swear to fucking god if I come back to this thread and see you replied with some pussy shit and tried to avoid fighting me I'll track your IP myself and throatfuck you in front of your mother\.$/
24/^You're literally the most ugliest fucking thing I've ever seen\. Every time I see you submit this abomination of a avatar, I want to pluck out my fingernails from my finger tips just to liquidate the anger I see whenever you post your autistic fucking touhou head\.\n \nI thought the 2who circlejerk was already fucking cancerous enough with the deviant art tier copy and paste characters, but then you come along as post this shit\. This shit is literally the embodiment of cancer thats a sore in my eye every time you fucking post it\. Its literally the most fucking stupid thing that has happened in a long time in these threads\. I'd rather take more furries and MLP shit than seeing this fucking abomination posted everyday\.\n \nKill yourself$/
25/^WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS\n\nALL I SEE HERE ARE CANCEROUS RETARDS THAT WOULDN'T KNOW THEY'RE TOXIC IF IT BIT THEM IN THE ASS\n\nTHE ONE TIME WE GET A NEWFAG AIKAWA INSTANTLY INJECTS HIM WITH HIS INCURABLE FORM OF AUTISM\. GO THE FUCK BACK TO ERP OR FTT OR GET DOC FUCKING BROWN TO SEND ALL LEWDPOSTERS BACK TO \/B\/ WHERE THEY BELONG\. THERE'S NOT EVEN 10 DECENT RPERS LEFT AND EVEN LESS GOOD HOSTS \n\nHALF THE COMMUNITY COULDN'T WRITE A GOOD RESPONSE IF THEY HAD A FUCKING REVOLVER TO THEIR HEAD OR ARE \/CO\/NCER WITH THEIR HEADS SO FAR UP THEIR ASSES THAT THEY CAN SEE THEIR UPPER FUCKING INTESTINE, OR A COMBINATION OF BOTH\n\nI SWEAR TO BABY JESUS IN THE STRAW AND THE MANGER IN THE STABLE ABOVE I WILL END MY FUCKING LIFE AND I WILL MISS NOT ONE OF YOU DEGENERATES\n\nNOT \nONE\n\nALL OLDFAGS ARE TRYING TO CASH IN ON THEIR SUPER COOL HG CRED BEFORE THEY TAKE THEIR CYANIDE PILL \n\nALL MIDFAGS COMPLETELY KILL THE POINT OF HG AND BEG FOR RISK 24\/7 AND SUCK EACH OTHER OFF OOC ABOUT VIDYA\n\nAND ALL NEWFAGS ARE TOO STUPID TO REPLY TO SLIDES OR EVEN WRITE ANYTHING MORE THAN A KISSU FOR RP\nFUCK IT\nFUCK IT ALL\nFUCK YOU\nFUUUUUUUUCK$/
26/^One time when I was in school this kid had a mad crush on a girl from the year above, he followed her about like a little dog but never actually spoke to her\. He was just always around her, whenever she was in the library, he sat a few seats away and pretended to read books while she talked with friends\nWhenever she was in the Cafeteria, he would sit just behind her\. One time we were in the art classroom, she was busy doing her final year project while our class was being taught about the golden ratio in artwork\.\n \nShe dropped a pencil and it rolled under our desk somewhere, she asked me if I saw it, I had a look around underneath my chair, this autistic retard, sitting opposite me, looked up and said with a straight face "THEY'RE TAKING THE PENCILS TO ISENGARD!!!"\n \nShe looked at him in utter confusion and disgust, he stammered "it's from l-lord of the rings hehe", then looked down into his lap\nShe took her stuff and moved across the room, after class finished I saw when he got up a small dark patch on his jeans\.\n \nto this day it was the cringiest shit I've ever seen in my entire life until I saw this thread\.$/
27/^That's not funny\. Do you know how much shit we get every day for the mere fact that we like a show that contains children\? Do you know how fucking annoying it is to be called a pedo constantly because of a set of repeating fucking numbers\? Have you any idea how hurtful it is to have your sexuality used as an insult, knowing that people find your very existence reprehensible\? Because you should, given that you´re a fucking faggot with no sense of empathy\. Just fuck off\. what do you hope to accomplish with this\? To make me angry\? Because you're not\. You're just being a dick for no reason than to have a little laugh, a laugh at the expense of the most marginalized group in the world currently\. It's because of cunts like you that people think me a monster whenever I speak out about my desires\. People like you are the reason I get restraining orders just for talking to children that I don´t even have sexual interests in\. Fuck you and fuck everything you stand for\. Fuck off\.$/
28/^>rubs nipplea with a log of LF's warm acrid shit\nMmmmmmOOOOH\n>I grab the base of my dick with the other hand and behind rubbing my cock to the thought of being able to play with LF's poopies without having to steal them from his toilet\n>soon I am unable to keep up with the pleasure and my eyes roll back in my head as I nearly pass out from the shockwave of pleasure caused by my orgasm\nI HATE MY DICK\n>I quickly grab from the scissors I keep by my bed and begin mutilating my genitals mercilessly as if they had just insulted my precious LF and then when I'm done there's nothing left but a bloody hole\n \nI hope LF-chan likes my new vagina~!\n \n>I rub LF's sticky shit all over the skin around my new vagina\n>Everywhere I've rubbed his chunky chocolate it begins to itch and zits start to appear\n>I scratch them relentlessly and they burst into new orfaces leaking with shit and pus\n \nI need more dicks!\n \n>I take my severed cock and stuff it into the new holes\n>I take everyone's cocks and beg them to shove them into my new cluster of pussies\n>I rub more LF shit all over my body so I have more pus pussies to put things inside and feel good\n \nT-theres no more room\.\.\.$/
29/^Whenever I wake up and feel to pretend to be a cute big breasted anime girl\. I get all giddy like a schoolgirl when I turn my PC on and travel to this website\. Untill I see that Soviet is here\.\n\nRemember that feeling\? Of being your favourite toy being ripped apart\? Falling face first into a pile of shattered glass\? Seeing pinapple on an otherwise perfectly good looking pizza\?\n\nThat's how it feels to me upon seeing Soviet active here\. Not one thing, not even his self-inflicted pity, not even his thirst, not even him butting him into conversations without a reason\. Nothing whatever comes out of his autistic sewage mouth can be considered funny\. Hell even the Germans are funnier than him\.\n\nThe only time I allow myself to laugh at his shit is when he finally fucks off, together with Aussa and Kamina, the Mickey Mouse Social Club of the ''My First Circlejerk'' pre-school\.\n\n\nIf you could choose between having a three hour long RP session with Soviet or castrating yourself, balls and shaft, with a rusty steak knife\.\n\nI'd pick the knife\. And I'd hang myself afterwards just incase Soviet hands to hand me an AK-47, 20 attack helicopters, a box of grenades, a Roman shield and sword to assit me with the former\.$/
30/^SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FUCKING DIE IN A FIRE YOU MEMELOVING PIECE OF GARBAGE HOLY SHIT WHY HAVEN'T YOU KILLED YOURSELF YET\nIS IT BECAUSE YOU'RE SO OBSESSED WITH SHITPOSTING ON THE INTERNET AGAINST A BUNCH OF ANIME AVATARFAGGOTS WHO "ROLEPLAY" TO SIMULATED ONLINE "GAMES"\?\nHEADS UP BUDDY, SHITPOSTING AIN'T GONNA DO A DAMN THING\. IT'S LITERALLY THE EQUIVALENT TO YELLING AT THE CHILDREN WHO LOVE GOING TO SCARY MOVIES AND THEN SAY THAT HORROR IS SUBJECTIVE AND THAT YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND THEM\.\nWELL IT BEING SUBJECTIVE DOESN'T MEAN IT'S NOT SHIT STORYTELLING, AND US YELLING ABOUT IT AIN'T GONNA DO SHIT\.\nTHE BEST THING YOU CAN DO IS LEAVE THIS RETCHED PLACE BY CHUGGING GASOLINE AND HOPE EVERYONE EVENTUALLY DOES THE SAME THING\. MONKEY SEE, MONKEY DO, AM I RIGHT\?$/
31/^Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy wink nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·\/\/\/· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies \(; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes \$: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty\. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr\. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles$/
32/^i get dates with your fucking big hambone mother each night you fucking stupid fuck\. go to bed anon it's past your bed time\. yeah thats right, i know you are fucking 10 years old coming on here\. this is a big boy site, you fucking stupid shit head, now why dont you make like the stupid spineless pathetic weak subhuman little failed abortion shit you are and fuck off, punk\? shit you should have heard the shit you're mom has told me over the week while i plow her fucking deep asshole, which is dirty as fuck by the way, im going to make her clean it and shave it later\. oh man her fucking vagina is the loosest ive ever fucked too man, it's fucking nasty too, smells like roast beef\. then again she is a massive fucking slutty whore, i could do alot better than her, but im going to keep fucking her anyway just to show i can\. and im going to make her make you go to bed, and when you go to bed im going to drag her into the hall outside your door and fucking her as hard as i can up her shithole all night long and make her cry in pain and pleasure and im going to yell "you fucking slutty whore bimbo bitch take it" just because i can\. then when she goes the fuck to sleep im gonna go in your room and im going to rub my ass all over your face and you're going to sit there and sob\. know why\? because i own you you fuck\.$/
33/^You're a fucking clown, Izaya\. You're a fucking joke\. Everyone on \/hg\/ and \/erp\/ thinks you're a joke\. Society thinks you're a joke\. You're nothing, dude, you're zero\. You're a human gutter ball\. You're nothing but hot dog water, pussy\. You fucking clown\. God, you're a fucking pussy\.$/
34/^Why do people are if a fictional anime character from a video game "cucks" them or not\? It's not like the the fictional characters are attacking your masculinity they just do what they are programmed to do\. Who cares if Cordelia has a crush on Chrom or Flora has a crush on Jakob the virtual man won't go out of his way to steal your virtual wife unless he's coded to do so\. In these instances however, they are not because neither Jakob or Chrom can actually support with Flora or Cordelia\. Real people have feelings chances are someone that begins to date someone else might have interest in some one else who they aren't dating but over time will move away from the person they previously had feelings for\. Go ahead ask your parents if they had a crush on anyone when they started dating, you know since you still live in their basements you fat fucks\. Then, you can go back to playing video games and masturbate to your "pure" waifu while you cry yourself to sleep because no one will ever love you they same way a bunch of 1's and 0's on your 3ds screen will\.$/
35/^you cnft see it\. but im flipping you off\. i am flipping you off with both my hands\. im typing this with my middle finger\. i am flipping you off right now\. flipping you off so hard right now\. you canft see it, which is a true pity, but take my word for it\. i am\. i am flipping you off right now\. because you canft see it, let me describe it for you\. my pinkie and ring fingers are folded down on both hands, a little past the second crease in my hands\. my middle fingers are extended\. theyfre pointing to the sky\. then my thumbs are crossed over my index fingers, also folded down on my hands, but to the freckle on my left hand\. my thumb nail on my left hand has a black triangle on it\. now, ifm waving my both my hands vigorously, still flipping you off\.$/
36/^Yall Motherfuckers think your too good for me, huh\? You make me fucking sick\. Fuck you\. I make an actual, quality copypasta and submit it to this sub\. 15 minutes pass and not a single fucking upvote\. Well, there was one, but that was from my alternate account\. Yeah, I posted it in the morning, and I'll post this in the morning too\. An actual, original copypasta\. It had my heart and soul poured into it\. Yall just don't seem to get it, I deserve to be at the top\. I deserve this\. My original quality content deserves to be at the top, because it is actually good\. Homemade, can serve a purpose, and could maybe even get a good laugh\. It'd be better than the emoji shit that usually gets upvoted\. That lowest common denominator shit literally ain't funny, and it makes me ashamed to try making actual copypasta\. What have we become, guys\? All the work that it has taken to get us where we are\? Just for this\? Life is meaningless and that isn't okay\. In the end, life could just be an illusion\. For all the work that we put into copypasta, it should be good copypasta\. You know how your copypasta is good\? If it can actually serve as a god forsaken copypasta\. Like mine\. You could actually use that someday, I know because that's how it originally came to be, I actually used it\. This subreddit has forgotten that\. The beauty of actual fucking copypasta\. You have forgotten your meaning\. You are Satan\. Fuck\. You\.$/
37/^HI, I’M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN’S WEARHOUSE\. ONE DAY WHILE WALKING DOWN A PICTURESQUE AVENUE NEAR MY LARGE EXECUTIVE HOME IN AN INIMITABLY PRISTINE SUIT, I CHANCED UPON A LASS WHO CONSIDERABLY AROUSED THE PRURIENT INTEREST THAT LURKS BENEATH MY MANLY VISAGE\. THOUGH I MADE POLITE CONVERSATION ABOUT THE DISTENDED SACKS OF FEMININE POTENCY THAT CONSTITUTED HER MAMMARY GLANDS, SHE SEEMED INTENT ON REFUSING MY ADVANCES\. AFTER A MOMENT SPENT IN COGITATION, I RESOLVED TO TAKE HER THEN AND THERE\. I SHREDDED HER GARMENTS, THROWING SHEET AFTER DIAPHANOUS SHEET TO THE WILES OF THE WIND, WHICH BORE THEM OFF AND AWAY AS I DID HER VIRGINITY\. I LOOSED THE RESTRAINTS OF MY STILL UNSOILED SUIT, LETTING SLIP MY BULGING TUBIFORM INSTRUMENT OF SEED DEPOSITION\. SHE WRITHED UNDER THE RELENTLESS CLASP OF MY HANDS UNTIL, WITH ONE MONUMENTAL THRUST, THE STERTOROUS INHUMAN CRIES THAT PIERCED THE ATMOSPHERE LIKE THE WAILS OF A CAT IN ECSTASY GAVE WAY TO ONE LAST BULWARK OF MODESTY AS SHE SLIPPED QUIETLY INTO A SWOON\. UNDETERRED, THE PASSION IN MY BREAST DROVE ME ONWARD IN A FRENZY OF COPULATION\. THE DIAPHORETIC AMBIANCE RAGED WITH PASSION AS MY LOINS LURCHED FORTH AND MY PROBING MEMBER SPRAYED INTO HER MY PASSIONATE ISSUANCE IN LIKE MANNER AS THE BLOOD SPURTS FORTH IN LEAVINGS SYNCHRONOUSLY WITH THE HEART'S DULL POUNDING FERVOR FROM THE JUGULAR OF A SLAUGHTERED BULLOCK\. I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THE HYPNAGOGIC PHANTASMAGORIA THAT BESET MY MAIDEN IN THE APOGEE OF HER INTERCOURSE, BUT METHINKS THIS TIMOROUS LEDA WATCHES ON AS MY WINGS AVAIL THEMSELVES OF THE GUSTY WIND, DRIVING ME UP ON THE HEIGHT, ABOVE THE DRIFTING FRAGMENTS OF HER ERSTWHILE COVERING, ONLY THEN TO LET SLIP THE OBJECT OF MY DESIRE IN ONE FATAL, UNINTENDED PLUNGE\. THE PRECEDING ACCOUNT IS A FULL BUT FAITHFUL RELATION OF MY PRESENT SITUATION THIS FIRST DAY OF JUNE THE YEAR OF OUR LORD TWO-THOUSAND AND SEVENTEEN\. I GUARANTEE IT\.$/
38/^Kamina stepped out of the Gurren Lagann with a towering erection to make the 9\/11 towers jealous\. His dick scraped against the ground as he went to the apartment of Ruby gloom\. He entered the apartment and say Ruby standing there without any pantaloons on, bent over, displaying an ass\. Kamina ripped off his pants to reveal a 32 inch weinerschnitzel with 25 inches in girth\. He stepped over ruby, sweating at this point, wondering if she could take such a luscious and anal tearing cock\. Kamina cobra-clutched, or Steiner Recliner for you WCW fans, Ruby, his cock balls deep into her tight tight bootyhole\. Kamina went into the kitchen and came out with a cucumber extra, shoving it into her throat to shut up her screeching\. Ruby Gloom shat all over Kaminas cock, but unknown to her, it was his fetish\. He punched the shit out of her, caving in her skull, shoving his shit covered penis into her throat to clean it off, teeth and all\. When he took out the penis, it was scraped up and bloody\. Then, Kamina went to the kitchen again with a cleaver\. Kamina chopped off all of Ruby's limbs and cut her throat, pretty much killing her\. She pissed and shat herself at death, so Kamina threw her face into the shit and started ramming the fucking hell out of her shithole\. Kamina had an idea\. He cut off half of his penis, putting one half into her AIDs vagina with shit in it and the part still atached to his body into her shit-drizzling fartbox for maximum pleasure\. Kamina felt a tingle and drowned Ruby Gloom's corpse in cum\. Then he heard a rampant yelling from all the dick fuck sex he had with Ruby\. He stepped into the he and Ruby's baby room\. There was there tiny child named Simon, Kamina's beloved babboo\. He took condoms he would never use out of his pocket and wrapped Simon's head in it, suffocated him\. Kamina took Simon and threw him against the lovely dovely wall with shit like butterflies and sunrises on it, covering it in blood\. Kamina then grabbed Simon's buttcheeks, putting his p$/
39/^Newfags\.\n\nKill yourselves, you are nothing but piss in this cesspool\. The oldfags were, are, and always will\nbe superior to literally who's like you\. Everyone who joined past \/hga\/ is considered an ultimate newfag, and those who joined on \/trash\/ are the ultimate cancer who do not even deserve to participate in these games\. Do you know anything about prom\? Or the red wedding\? The famous OFH\/HGA rivalry, and how I ruined the secret ava weekend with a single game\? Of course you don't and this is why you deserve nothing but shit\.\n\nRegards: Oldfags of HGA\.$/
40/^The word fuck doesn't even cover the amount of rage I'm experiencing\. Yes, I was already angry with the current state of affairs our country is in\. Yes I'm not proud to be an American anymore\. Yes I wish this was not a thing we have to fucking deal with\.\nI'm sitting here trying to simmer my rage for a job interview \(great economy my ass mr\. cheeto in charge\) and not go all out about this\.\nWhat do these people think\? Do they believe they do not breathe the same air we plebs do\? Have they already financed underwater lairs\? Why, by god, why would any human on this planet believe that the world isn't in peril due to human expansion\? What the fuck is this reality I'm in\.\nI cannot stand it\. I cannot find words to accurately express my levels of rage against this metaphorical agent orange and his merry band of minions\. How deluded are they to think all the shit is for the greater good\? Fuck, even if they know it isn't, how do they manage to say it is with a straight face\? Are all of the sociopaths\?\nFUCK$/
41/^I'm a hardcore fan with Kingdom Hearts, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in TWTNW where I would often train with Xaldin in the Hall of Empty Melodies and help Vexen with the Replica Program, but one day as I was talking to Larxene, we went to my dormitory for a private talk\. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever\.\." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here"\. I then said "How\.\.How did you know\?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"\n\nThis was a dream come true and I almost cried right there\. She then said, "I talked with the Superior and he agreed that you would be PERFECT for the Organization, you just have to do\.\.\.one thing"\. She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "\.\.\.You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly\." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires\?" She then said "Xemnas said 3 months\.\." I added by saying "What's the most painless way\?\.\.\." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut\.\.\.if you want it quick\.\.\.Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works\.\n\nI then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun\. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand\.$/
42/^DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE FUCKING WEEEEEEEEED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DUDE!!!!!!!!!! WEED!!!!!!!!!!!! hits bong FUCKING DUUUUUUDE that WEEED like just\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.DUDE\nLMFFFFFAAAAAAOOOO i am so fucking HIGH on WEED right now XD WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED holla my DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JUST\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.ROLL\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.MY\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.JOINT\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.UP\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DANK DANK DANK WEED\nLEGALIZE IT! LEGALIZE IT! LEGALIZE IT! ROLL EM SMOKE EM PUT EM IN A BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am just FUCKING BAKED right now my DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOO RAISE YO HAND IF U TURNT AF RIGHT NOW raises both hands AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WEED DUDE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO\nI SMOKE 2 JOINTS IN DA MORNIN MON\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.DUDE! WEED! HAAAAAAAAAAAA IM LIKE A FUCKIN KITE RIGHT NOW MY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! S O F U C K I N G H I G H O N W E E D I CANT EVEN FOCUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SMOKING ONLY THE DANKEST OF HERB MY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOME OF THAT TRIPLE BANANA WINSTON CHURCHILL MEGA DANK GAZA GRASS YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKIN SO FUCKIN BLAZED RIGHT NOW DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDE AHAHAHAHHAA BAZINGA\ninhales YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cough THIS cough SHIT cough IS cough SO cough FUCKIN cough DANK my DUDE HAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAH WHY AM I EVEN LAUGHING ROTFLMAOO THIS SHIT IS NARSH BRO FUCKIN HELLA SMOKE WEED ERR DAY YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE$/
43/^\*Alma Elma blasts in through the hole in the roof she created earlier, with a captive Yosuke in tow\*\nWell then, shall we Yosuke\?\n\*She tosses him on the ground, and begins to remove her clothes slowly\*\n\n\*Hits the ground, causing a mild concussion\*\nY-You won't break me, damn yo-\n\*Notices you removing your clothes\*\nShit! I'm not going to let you!\n\*Tried to run away\*\n\n\*Alma Elma's tail wraps around Yosuke's legs, dragging him slowly back towards her\*\n\*Yosuke is Bound\*\nDon't bother running, you're going to need all the stamina you can muster for this next partc\n\*Alma Elma is now standing in nothing but her panties\*\n\nI'm warning youc D-don't do this!\n\*Notices your breasts\*\nThose lookc Softc\n>Guess I need some relatively lewd images nowc\n\nGood eye there Yosuke\. Do you want me to massage your cock with them\?\n\*Alma Elma kicks her panties aside, exposing her moist pussy and hard clit\. A light tuft of purple pubic hair decorates the area\.\*\nHehehehe\. C'mon Yosuke\. Pick your poison\.\n\nI'm not picking anythingc\n\*Shuts eyes\*\nJustc Get this over withc So I can work on my apologyc\n\nYou won't have any breath left to deliver it\.\n\*Alma Elma flie up to Yosuke, and hungrily stuffs her tongue into his mouth\. Her tail coils around, and after unzipping Yosuke's pants with one hand efficiently, hovers above his tip\.\*\nReady to experience please like you've never felt before\?\n\n\*Yosuke begins to make out with Alma frantically\. He doesn't answer the question, preoccupied as he is\*\n\n\(\(I knew you wanted it\)\)\n\*Alma Elma's tail descends rapidly, engulfing Yosuke's penis\. A warm, sticky sensation overtakes Yosuke, as the walls of the tail begins to pulse gently\. The combination of stimuli is very pleasant\.\*\n\n\*Yosuke moans from the added pleasure, breaking contact with Alma's lips long enough to look at her with hunger\. He then pushes her down, proceeding to play with her breasts\*$/
44/^There we go, now you're getting it!\n\*Alma's tail begins to twist back and forth, and move up and down, jerking Yosuke's dick off\. A sticky fluid begins leaking from the walls of the tail, coating his shaft and dripping onto his pants\. A slight vacuum like sucking can be felt from within the deepest part of the tail\.\*\nGo on Yosuke\. Tell me you don't want it anymore\. Tell me to stop\.\n\n\*Gradually, Yosuke begins to thrust back, panting\.\*\nD-Don't evencthink about it, damn youc\n\n\*The suction has now become very noticable, further pushing Yosuke's dick deeper into Alma Elma's tail\. The liquid has now completely coated his shaft, and it warming up gradually, melting Yosuke in the pleasure\. An orgasm is approaching rapidly\*\nOh, getting into it are we\? What about your precious girlfriend\?\n\nD-Don't mention her, y-you bitchc\n\*He clenches his fists at his sides, nearly ready to give in\*\n\nOh don't worry, it'll be our little secretc that is, unless you want to bring her to me too\. She can experience this pleasure too\n\*Alma Elma now goes all out, vicious jerking Yosukes dick up and down in a piston motion with her tail\. The hot sensation of torturous pleasure is too much to bear, as Yosuke feels himself ready to buckle\.\*\n\n\*Unable to hold himself up any longer, he collapses up top of you, drooling pathetically\*\nThiscis j-just once, okayc\?\n\nKeep telling yourself that Yosuke\. You can come back anytime\. I don't mind\.\n\*The last of his resistance leaving, Yosuke ejaculates into the tail, only to have it hungrily devoured by the organic vacuum force\. Every last possible drop of semen is extracted, leaving Yosuke's mind blank with rapture\.\*\nHad enough Yosuke\?\n\nMuhc Are youc Satisfied now\?!\n\*Yosuke looks upset\*\n\nHmmmc\n\*Alma Elma briefly considers, stroking her chin lightly\.\*\nHmmmc Ill let you off easy this time\. Thanks for the swell time Yosuke\.\nAnd don't worry, I won't tell your girlfriend\. Its out little secret\.\nW-Waitc\n\*He shakes with self hatred\*$/
45/^Hmmmc\n\*Alma Elma briefly considers, stroking her chin lightly\.\*\nHmmmc Ill let you off easy this time\. Thanks for the swell time Yosuke\.\nAnd don't worry, I won't tell your girlfriend\. Its out little secret\.\n\nW-Waitc\n\*He shakes with self hatred\*\nLet'sc Finishc\n\nThen how about I make you dirtier, slut\?!\n\*Pulls out from Alma's ass, placing it instead in her vagina\*\nI hope you keep yourself clean~\n\nOh, you're a mean one\.\n\*Yosuke puts his cock into her gushing vagina, only to find that it is even tigher than her ass\. It squeezes like a vice, trapping his cock deep inside\. Nevertheless, Alma Elma continues thrusting away\.\*\nMy dear Sophisto took my Five Step Vagina Hell technique to earn his blade\. Can you do the same\?\nStep One: Maximum Tightness - Achieved\.\n\nI'll do itc \(It's not like I can sink any lowerc Might as well enjoy it while I canc\)\n\*Increases pace\*\nYou'll have to do better than that!\n\nThat was only step one\. STEP TWO!\n\*A torrent of fluid assaults Yosuke's dick, as Alma Elma's vagina begins to flood with sex juices\. Its like being caught in a lewd tidal wave\. It coats his cock with viscous warmth, making it increasingly difficult to hold himself back from orgasm\.\*\nStep Two: Vaginal Flooding - Achieved\n\nMmmc That's pretty good, but you know, healing spells can help with lust!\nDIORAMA!\n\*Smirks\*\nBring it on, babe\.$/
46/^Oh, haven't seen that one before\. Oh well\. Won't help you now\.\n\*Suddenly Yosuke orgasms out of nowhere\. He felt completely calm before, but he came nonetheless\. The he comes again\. Even more potent bolts of pleasure begin to ravage his being, causing him to cum over and over again without pause\. He tried to summon more healing spells to quell the pleasure, but his mind is going black with bliss\.\*\nStep Three: Pleasure Bolts - Achieved\n\nThat's- H-How're you- \*Moans in pleasure, instinctively moving further inside\*\n\nLets see if you survive this one\. You're body may break a little bit\.\n\*Yosuke feels his entire body explode at once\. His nervous system begins to go into overdrive, launching waves of exquisite agony across his entire body\. He loses all feeling in his limbs \(he thinks they may have actually broken from shock\)\. His mind is completely empty as the only sensations he feels are his body melting in pain and pleasure, and his never ending stream of cumshots\.\*\nStep Four: Nerve Melt - Achieved\n\n\*His tongue is hanging out as he pants, drooling over both himself, and Alma\*\n\nWell, you can't talk anymore aparently\. Oh well\. TIME FOR THE GRAND FINALE!\n\*Yosuke suddenly feels a moment of respite\. There is nothing for a few seconds\. Then he feels an overwhelming sensation, as Alm pulls out his cock and he shoot his load all over her\. His mind fades into nothingness\. Blacked out on the ground\.\*\nHmmmc I can't tell if he died or not\.\nStep Five: Soul Ejaculation - Achieved\n\n\*Around an hour later, he wakes up\. The first things he's conscious of are a giant headache, stiffness in his limbs, and Jiraiya feelingc offc\*\nWhatchappened c\?$/
47/^Please God, let me meet him\. All I want to is to find that perfect boy I know exists\. He’s sweet and shy and my age and likes all the things I do, perhaps even is on this site itself\. The boy who won’t secretly think I’m a loser, the boy I can cuddle with \(even if only possible online\) and spent nights talking to and laughing and sharing happiness\. Someone who can reciprocate the love I put in, the boy who I can make feel safe and secure unconditionally and can fill this gaping, empty void in my heart\.Please, just let me find this person\. I’ll change everything about me if that’s what it takes Please, I just can’t take the loneliness anymore\.$/
48/^>Her eyes widen as the dagger enters into her body, and in a matter of seconds, she realizes the consequences of her actions\. Her whole life flashes before her eyes - from the day she was created, meeting her friends, her family, and most striking of all memories, she remembered the time she met both the girl she loved, and the girl she hated for ending it all\. It was a bittersweet moment, and at the very least she would be going out in a blaze of glory\. Her eyes looked directly into Rika's own reddish-brown set, and was glad to have shared her final eye contact with such a confusing girl who had flipped her emotions upside down, and brought her into a world she hadn't known before\. She stumbled back after the knife came out of her shoulder\. Blood was pouring everywhere, and it was just like the horror films she had stayed up so late at night watching with her best buddies\. Yuudachi thought it disappointing that she was never able to experience this with the cutie who had changed her life so dramatically, but it was too late for regrets\. She fell onto the ground, well aware of the fact that her time had come\. How awful it was for it to have been so early in what would have been such a long and prosperous life! But Yuudachi felt it was all worth it - she had reached her peak, and was now going through the sharp fall all the way back down\. Yuudachi closed her eyes, took a few more breaths, then said what she felt was a fitting final conclusion to her life - everything was leading up to this point, and she finally sputtered out:\no shit lmao\n>This was her last act, her last great moment in life\. The sudden rise and fall of a girl who had done so much and so little at the same time\. In her final thoughts, she began to have doubts about what she had surmised earlier\. Was it really all worth it\? Is love at first sight real\? 'I don't know' was the answer, and it was the one resolution that ended her, as she faded from consciousness and onto the afterlife\.\.\.$/
49/^s, in sed deleniti invenire hendrerit, ex has putent consequuntur\. Cu posse nulla iriure pri\nAdhuc platonem at quo\. Ei sit tantas nullam docendi, an eam meis quaestio\. Nibh sale dolores in quo\. His suas albucius ut, aliquid corpora vulputate et vite expetenda gubergren quo\. Id latine nostrum constituam est, nobis volutpat scribentur vel et, vis doctus feugiat vivendo ad\. An omnis vocibus appetere pri, sed fugit aperiri accusata uQui in utamur viderer corpora\. His at latine patrioque\. Tamquam sensibus id pro, pri admodum dolores urbanitas ad\. Sed ne tale comprehensam, instructior consectetuer mei in\. An meis persequeris has, te elitr sanctus prEt sed brute referrentur concludaturque, duo hinc nonumes disputando cu\. Labitur suscipit contentiones nam cu, ullum efficiantur ullamcorper at est, his id ceteros conclusionemqueSit ut quis persecuti, iriure vivendum vix no\. Erroribus repudiare usu ad, te percipit apeirian eloquentiam nec, has ridens consetetur complectitur an\. Pro diam signiferumque tem tibique abhorreant id\. No nam dictas vulputate\. Agam posse legendos est id\. Eu mea mollis vituperata accommodare, an vix modus prompta lucilius\. Mollis discere accommodare nam in, maiorum disputationi est at, pro wisi propriae cu\. Nam id solum detracto, ei cum tacimates lobortis\.\nId sit utroque sensibus consulatu\. Id sed duis congue, ad viris officiis delicata mea, per ne unum efficiendi\. In his diceret deseruisse, periculis erroribus ut per\. Pro vivendum urbanitas persequeris et\. No mea ipsum signiferumque\.\nQuo amet esse inciderint in, nec at hinc tempor forensibus, qui intellegebat voluptatibus et\. An numquam noluisse definitionem duo, partem recusabo instructior est an, nam rebum numquam signiferumque id\. Has ei vidisse assueverit concludaturque\. Perpetua volutpat reprimique his in, impetus numquam ius ea, in pri regione aperiri convenire\. His percipit consectetuer ut, nihil saepe ullamcorper pro eu, amet cibo nam an\.$/
50/^>Kiritsugu watches the slaughter from a great distance\. The crimson of the blood pouring out of her scalp makes him raise his lip for a brief second\. He opens his carton of cigarettes, stuffs the cigarette between his lips while grabbing his metal lighter from the pocket of his suit\. He flicks and lights the metal lighter in one go, his hand wrapping around the heat of the flame as the flame nears the cigarette\. A soft burning sound is heard, slowly pouring against Kiritsugu's eardrums, closing his eyes and sighing at yet another display he'd rather not face\. With the cigarette lit and his mind in position, Kiritsugu's now ready to finish the job, uncasing the Walther WA-2000 he had stashed in the briefcase he was carrying around\. The briefcase made a slick sound upon opening, echoing throughout the ruins in which the man now stood\. A magazine of six \(6\) bullets was all that he had, but he didn't need more than just two to finish this job\. Clicking in the magazine and loading the rifle, he inhales once more, the smoke covering both his lungs and his eyesight\. A calm and soft voice whispering just a few words\.\nYet again, children who don't know what they're doing or what they're facing\. There's but one solution\.\.\.\n>Kiritsugu bend his knee, leaning down as he looks through the scope of his Walther WA-2000, the cold floor depicting the cold-blooded murder he had just witnessed\. He made sure the stock of the WA-2000 was stuck against his shoulder, forming a tight grip as his hand wrapped around the handle\. He presses his right index finger against the trigger, looking through the scope, targeting the young girl's head\. A loud bang was echoing throughout the arena and the ruins, waking up sleeping birds and other animals that had been gathering in the place that was once a place of solace, being nothing more than a place for sheer serenity\.$/
51/^>Kiritsugu peeks out of his scope's vision, noticing it was a clean kill\. Squinting his eyes he noticed it was a single shot that penetrated the girl's scalp via her retina, through the frontal lobe\. The hole gaping at the back of her skull, a fountain of red appearing as his cigarette was halfway through its length, a dim light being all that was noticeable coming from the emotionless man’s grimace\. He awaited for a brief second, pulling his hand away from the weapon he had just fired\. He moves his hand towards his cigarette, throwing it to the floor as he prepared for the final shot\. He lowers his head, lowering his head once more, putting his retina on the same height as the scope\. His finger itching as he put his hand in place to pull the trigger once more\. The masked man was now in his sight and on his mind\. A single click of the metal was all that was heard in the arena as Kiritsugu confirmed his second kill\. Looking away from his scope, he noticed that it was yet again a clean kill, executed the exact same way as the small girl was left in the cold\. Kiritsugu picks up his Walther Wa-2000 and walks away from the ruins, the briefcase being all that was left, leaving a memoire of what happened behind in what was once a happy place\.\n…death$/
52/^What da doo-doo did yousa just say about meesa, yousa litta bitty bitch\? I’ll has yousa know meesa graduated bombad of meesa class in da Jedi Seals, and meesa been involved in numerous secret raids on da Federation, and meesa has over 300 confirmed kills\. Meesa trained in guerilla warfare and meesa da bombad sniper in da entire Republic armed forces\. Yousa nutting to meesa but just another target\. Meesa ganna wipe yousa da doo-doo out with precision da likein of which has never been seen before on dis Naboo, mark meesa doo-doo words\. Yousa thinkin yousa ganna getin away with sayin da doo-doo to meesa over da internet\? Thinkin again, fucker\. As weesa speak meesa contacting meesa secret network of spies across da Republic and yousa IP is bein traced right now so yousa bombad prepare for da storm, maggot\. Da storm dat wipes out da pathetic litta bitty thing yousa call yousa life\. Yousa doo-doo dead, kid\. Meesa ganna be anywhere, anytime, and meesa ganna kill yousa in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with meesa bare hands\. Not only meesa extensive train in unarm combat, but meesa access to da entire arsenal of da Republic Jedi Order and meesa ganna use it to its full extent to wipe yousa miserable doo-doo off da face of da galaxy, yousa litta bitty doo-doo\. If only yousa can has known what unholy retribution yousa litta bitty “clever” comment was about to bring down upon yousa, maybe yousa woulda held yousa doo-doo tongue\. But yousa couldn’t, yousa didn’t, and now yousa gonna pay da price, yousa goddamn idiot\. Meesa ganna doo-doo fury all over yousa and yousa ganna drown in it\. Yousa doo-doo dead, kiddo\.$/
53/^one day mario woke up and decided to take a shit because hey he's mario\. so mario went up to yoshi and said "yoshi i want you to be my shitter" and since yoshi was mario's bitch he opened his mouth\. mario pulled down his stained briefs and began to shit in yoshi's mouth\. yoshi was forbidden to express any emotions but at this moment he was feeling very aroused\. mario's face turned red as he grunted and strained to push his log of shit out of his ass\. he farted and little shit particles flew into yoshi's eyes\. yoshi's eyes teared up, not from the pain of the shit particles nor from the paint-peeling stench coming from mario's unwashed ass, but from the sheer ecstasy of being mario's shitter\. mario noticed this and began to grunt harder, teasing the horny beast\. mario noticed that yoshi was fiddling around with his dino-wiener, which had become quite erect\. "stop that this instant" commanded mario, noticing his own 2-incher was growing hard as well\. yoshi whined and reluctantly lowered his hands\. with a final g$/
54/^What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little host\? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Rigging Force, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on OFH, and I have over 300 confirmed wins\. I am trained in shitpost warfare and I’m the top shitpost in the entire HGA ERP Task Force\. You are nothing to me but just another entry thread\. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this board, mark my fucking words\. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me with an anonymous name\? Think again, fucker\. As we speak I am contacting Asuka's secret network of spies across the Steam Group and your tripcode is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot\. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your reputation\. You’re fucking dead, kid\. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ban you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my mod privileges\. Not only am I extensively trained in reputation destruction, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the HGA Volunteer Force and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the board, you little shit\. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue\. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot\. I will shit salt all over you and you will drown in it\. You’re fucking dead, tribute\.\n>found this on a \/b\/ archive page\nGood bloody memories\.$/
55/^runt and a smelly fart, mario's log of shit finally dropped from his ass into yoshi's mouth\. mario turned around and watched as yoshi chewed the shit log\. "eat it bitch\. eat it all" said mario\. yoshi pretended he hated doing this so much but his throbbing wiener and moans of joy told mario otherwise\. "swallow it" ordered mario but yoshi didn't want to swallow it yet\. he wanted to savor the shit\. "SWALLOW IT RIGHT NOW" screamed mario as he began wang-slapping yoshi across the face\. mario, hands on his hips, thrust his pelvis from side to side across yoshi's face, punishing the naughty dinosaur\. "YOU DO WHAT MARIO TELLS YOU" he screamed\. after about fourty wang-slaps his wiener started to become sore so he stopped\. by now the shit log had gone down yoshi's throat\. "eggulate" he ordered\. yoshi strained and produced an egg\. inside this egg contained what was previously his shit log\. mario walked over to his shelf and placed it with the others\. he had hundreds possibly thousands of these shit-eggs\. he planned to u$/
56/^se these against bowser the next time he kidnapped peach\. now there was only one thing left to do\. mario bent over and pointed his ass at yoshi who immediately knew what to do\. he began to use his tongue to clean mario's shitty ass\. mario couldn't hold it back\. his peener let loose with some "italian ranch dressing\." this brought yoshi to an orgasm as well\. with both their wieners pleasantly limp and tingling they continued with the cleaning process\. "don't forget to thorougly clean the dingleberries from the hairs" mario advised\. yoshi obeyed his master\. ten minutes later mario decided he was clean and put his clothes back on\. now it was luigi's turn with yoshi\. "yo luigi i got him warned up for you" mario called as he walked out of the yoshi room\. luigi walked in past him with a sly smile under his mustache and carrying an apple and a hot wheels car\. "hello yoshi guess what time it is again" he said in a low voice as he locked the door behind him\. mario walked out into the kitchen ignoring yoshi's squeals o$/
57/^This man once told me that the world will change for me I'm not a sharp tool shed Finger to thumb, stupid BREW "L" form\n\nWell, these years, it will not stop According to the rules, and fell to the ground There is no meaning to life Your brain is intelligent, but its heart is dark\n\nSo many things to see So it happened on the street\? You never, never know If the light does not shine\n\nCome on, now, you're a star, a game, Hey, now a rock star Hey, listen, question All worth gold and light gold To break the superstar's pattern\n\nAccording to him, a good place is cold Now, wrap, wait But nine preliminary planetary minutes Look at the hole in the satellite images\n\nSkating on our thin ice is enough For heating the water, so you can swim My world is on fire\. and this\? So I do not feel jirueul explain how\.\n\nIf someone asked me, I could unload We have to leave\. He also said at some point I use some fuel We can change what\n\nWell, these years, it will not stop According to the rules, and fell to the ground There is no meaning to life Your brain is intelligent, but its heart is dark\n\nSo many things to see So it happened on the street\? You never, never know These lights\.\n\nAll worth gold and light gold To break the superstar's pattern$/
58/^This goes out to KK and LF, because those two think it's the funniest thing ever to make me mad and see me flip shit\. I hope you've gotten enjoyment out of this\.\n\nI'm fucking done with you two\. I know it's funny to you when I get mad and write up these "lol so XdDDDD funny copypastas11!!!", but you two have fucking ruined it for me\. I've tried to hold off on killing myself, but you two have fucking done it\. You've given me that extra reason to kill myself, and that reason is so I don't have to ever fucking see, hear, or breath the same fucking hair as you scumbags\. The amount of suffering and heartache that I go through on a daily basis is already too much for me to handle, so when I have to come here and see you two fucking snickers and plotting stupid shit like this it makes me go berserk\.\nI would seriously rather cut my own dick off than listen to you two talk\. I would rather blast dubstep versions of Nickelback songs over and over again than have to sit here and take your constant fucking abuse\. Honestly, I would rather kill Ibuki and Mahiru if it meant getting as far away from you two as humanly possible\.\nSo you know what, why not take it a step further\? Why not just fucking hang myself from my ceiling fan\? The amount of pain that would bring me would be nothing compared to seeing the constant cancer that seeps from your asses every goddamn time I come here\. Maybe when I finally fucking die I can rest knowing you two will never, EVER irritate the ever living shit out of me again\.\nI hope you two are happy, because I'm fucking done\.\nGoodbye HG, goodbye living, and fuck you two\.$/
59/^STOP STOP THE 2HU MEMES\.\n\nEVERYDAY EVERY FUCKING DAY I SEE THIS FUCKING ICE FAIRY AND A BUNCH OTHER THOSE LITTLE FUCKS AND THEIR MEMERY\. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH\. I GO TO HG TO RELAX AND WHAT DO I FUCKING GET\?\? A FUCKING SMUG POS ICE FAIRY MEMEING EVERYTHING IN EXISTENCE\.YOU THINK ITS FUNNY\? YOU THINK ITS COOL TO MEME 24 FUCKING 7\.FUCK YOU\. I HAVE THESE FUCKING MEMES BURNED INTO MY RETNA\. EVERYTIME I CLOSE MY EYES I SEE A SMUG 2HU\. AND NOW I CANT EVEN GO ON \/k\/ TO SEE SOME TANKS BECAUSE EVERYTIME I DO I SEE FUCKING RIKA'S UGLY ASS ON IT\. MEME THIS\. MEME THAT\. HAHA 2HU's EVERYWHERE\. NO\.NOOOOOOO\.NO\. YOU INFEST EVERY FUCKING HOBBY I ENJOY! EVERY FUCKING VIDYA OR FANDOM YOU LITTLE 2HU SHITS HAVE TO COME IN AND INVADE\.WHY CANT YOU FUCKING DIE\.WHY\? THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING THING EVER\. ID COMMITT SUICIDE BUT I WOULD PROBABLY GO TO HELL AND BE STUCK WITH THAT LITTLE SHIT\.NO\. STOP THIS NOW\.$/
60/^Rule\. No hangout threads huh\?\n\nAnd what good was that going to do anon\? Force people to stop posting on a board as an admin on that board and if they want to get into a game on that board they have to wait, staring at it until a thread suddenly pops up and they're allowed to post again\?\n\nHaving no HO Threads does no harm than you claim having them does\.\n\nAnd you're in no position to be bringing up Morpheus when you're proposing more extremes than I am\.\n\nEvery recreational internet community is what people want to give to it, you fucking idiot\. That's the whole point\. Nobody gives a shit what you think it is an IRC Chatroom or whatever, it does not matter and does no good for anyone\.\n\nThis place can be someone's internet home, their hangout, their toilet, their place to talk to people, the people here can be their families, friends, rivals, and people they can rely on when they have nothing else\. The games can be a hobby, a passtime, something to get popular from, something you can use to express yourself\.\n\nFuck you\nFuck your enforcement\nFuck your "Going to shit meme"\nFuck your shitty grammar\nFuck your shitty rules\nFuck your trying to define what this community is to the people who cherish it more than you do\nFuck your hairless underage cock balls\nFuck the doctors that committed medical malpractice when they let you live when you were born\nAnd Fuck your mother\.$/
61/^YOU WANT SALT\? I'LL GIVE YOU SALT\n\nHG IS FUCKING DEAD, NEARLY EVERY GOOD PERSONS ARE GONE\.\n\nNEWFAGS ARE AS CANCEROUS AS ENTITLED OLDFAGS, THREADS AREN'T ABOUT THE GAMES ANYMORE\.\nIT'S ABOUT THESE FUCKING CANCEROUS CIRCLEJERKS AND SHITSTORMS\.\n\nNO ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS IN THE GAMES ANYMORE, THEY'RE SECONDARY NOW\.\nNO ONE PAY ATTENTION, THEY JUST CARE ABOUT SOCIALIZING AND SHITPOSTING\.\n\nAND NOBODY CARES THAT THE GAMES ARE DYING BECAUSE THE ONES WHO PRETEND TO CARE JUST SHITPOST WHENEVER THEY'RE BORED\n>hurr nothing is dying you retard we said that 6 months ago\nNAH, WHAT THESE THREADS USED TO BE DIED, IT DIED A LONG TIME AGO\.\nIT'S NOT THE SAME ANYMORE, THANKS TO THE DRAMA AND TO THE CIRCLEJERK TAKING OVER THE GAMES\.$/
62/^I only hate four people here\. Wiggins and Okabe are the only people that have EVER come to my defense\. They're the only people in this shithole of a community that have ever given me a chance at friendship, and I am beyond grateful to those two for that\. There're plenty of other people I like here, like Aussa, Garnet, Squid, Spike etc\. etc\., but I just can't consider them "friends," since we don't talk often\.\n\nI've always said this, and it still holds true: I'm a fuckup, yes, but all I've ever wanted is for everyone to like me\. I just want to be friends with everyone here, and that will never change, regardless of how shitty I'm treated\. I know I've fucked up in the past, but that's just that\. I'm done bringing up the past\. Anyone else that does can just go fuck off, I'm done listening to "but you did this" and "but you did that\."\n\nDon't take this wall of text and just assume "uh-oh, Vino's mad again," because these are things I've wanted to say for quite a long time\. Shitpost me, a person trying to improve, instead of shitposting the people that just leech off of these games and don't add anything\.\nShitpost me, a person that actually puts effort into my RP and tries to pick interesting characters, instead of someone that just plays some anime girl and replies with two words\.\nI'm not mad, I'm far from it\. I'm just disappointed\. I'm disappointed that I give this place a chance, thinking you might all be accepting enough to forget some stupid things, but you can't even manage to stay quiet through one game\. Hosts don't have to host\. Kamina can stop any day and then we'll be shit out of luck\. We won't have any more hosts, because you people shit on them all until they quit\.\nWill I ever leave this place\? Fuck if I know, but it won't be until the very end\. I will repeat as many times as you all want me to,\nI\nhave\nmade\nmistakes\.\nI'm far from the best person here, but I'm far from the worst\.$/
63/^I HAD ENOUGH HG\n\nI GAVE YOU FAR TOO MANY CHANCES\nYOU RUINED MY NIGHTS AND SLEEP SCHEDULE, SHITPOSTED MY GAMES AND AVATARS JUST FOR THE SAKE OF IT\nI TRIED TO HELP WHENEVER I COULD BUT NO FUCK IT YOU'D JUST TELL ME TO GO FUCK MYSELF FOR HOSTING WHEN NOBODY WAS HERE\n\nBUT I STILL TRUSTED YOU, I STILL BELIEVED IN THE GOOD PART OF THESE THREADS\nBUT I FINALLY REALIZE THAT GOOD PART DIED FUCKING LONG AGO\n\nI HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU\. REAL HAPPY OF HAVING RUINED WHAT WAS A NICE COMMUNITY\. HOPE YOU DIE UNDER ALL THE PILE OF SHIT MADE UP FROM ALL THE BULLSHIT YOU SPOUT\.$/
64/^I am angry\. ANGRY ABOUT SHITPOSTERS\n\nToday I go on \/trash\/ for games and I play with friends in these threads, we laugh and RP and then look over, two shitposters spaming\n\nMood immediately becomes poorer, we look and more shitposters come\n\nSoon there is posts of the birds like 'CAW CAW CAW CAW COCOK COCOK COCOK BA BA BA BA BA BEIZAI BEIZAI' and I begin to become afraid because I can't remember if my ava is considered cancer, shiposter posts like penis fucking my eyes, CAW BA SHURE ZAI WOOOO PORN PORN CHING CHONG, fear for my ava becomes stronger\n\nand then the little shit,posts like 12 years old or so, she then pulls down her pics and SPAMS PORN ALL OVER THE BOARD\n\nHE PULLS DOWN AND POSTS A RIVER OF PORN WITH SMALL DICKS NEVERENDING\n\nI look at thread and they continue shitposting about how to RP and how everyone is cancer or something, no one cares\. Threais filling up with shitposts, NO ONE CARES\n\nand then the little shits comes by and I think 'good, now he will slap more sense out of them because he is acting like a barbarian overseas turtle' BUT NO, HE AGREES WITH THEM USING THE SAME ARGUMENTS AND GIVES THEM A SUPERIOR POSITION TO SHITPOST MORE\n\nWHAT THE FUCK IS THIS\n\nEVERY DAY THIS HAPPEn\n\nEVERY DAY HOSHI SHIT NEAR MY THREADS\n\nYOU FILTHY DOG\n\nGO HOME\n\nFUCK KOREA\n\nNIGGER COUNTRY$/
65/^One time when I was in school this kid had a mad crush on a girl from the year above, he followed her about like a little dog but never actually spoke to her\. He was just always around her, whenever she was in the library, he sat a few seats away and pretended to read books while she talked with friends\nWhenever she was in the Cafeteria, he would sit just behind her\. One time we were in the art classroom, she was busy doing her final year project while our class was being taught about the golden ratio in artwork\.\n\nShe dropped a pencil and it rolled under our desk somewhere, she asked me if I saw it, I had a look around underneath my chair, this autistic retard, sitting opposite me, looked up and said with a straight face "THEY'RE TAKING THE PENCILS TO ISENGARD!!!"\n\nShe looked at him in utter confusion and disgust, he stammered "it's from l-lord of the rings hehe", then looked down into his lap\nShe took her stuff and moved across the room, after class finished I saw when he got up a small dark patch on his jeans\.\n\nto this day it was the cringiest shit I've ever seen in my entire life until I saw this thread\.$/
66/^These comments are more cringy then him\. Do you even know what autism is\?\nFirst it's more of a spectrum, what people preceive as "normal" is considered as the baseline\. Then people can go to the side of being more sociable then the norm\. Or the other side of the more introvert thinker\. Neither is "better" or "worse" then normal, just different\. There's a lot more to the spectrum of autism, asperger, ADHD, PDD-NOS, etc\. But thats left to a real expert in the field to explain\.\nI'm so damn tired of this ignorant shit on the internet about autism and other mental disorders\. \(usually what they mean to reffer to is down-syndrom, which in itself is disgusting to use as an insult\)\n"We're just joking man, it's the internet, what do you expect\?" It's just not funny\. I'm a religious person and can laugh about RNGesus posts and good religious jokes just fine\. However just like with cancer, it's not funny when you're making jokes about people's mental or physical health\.\nNot saying "jokes about that stuff is wrong, period" But in this case it's just his stupid fad on the internet that is in poor tastw and purely designed to be most "edgy" and "triggering" like a troll post basicly\.\nFinaly if it weren't for these "autism" people\. We'de likely be in a more primitive state then we are now\.\. From physicists, to silicon Valley, you'll find people who were born with a different working mind then the norm\. Which made them capable of thinking outside the box on a level other people couldn't\.\nNext time you time you think about joking about a disability\. Think how the very that you're using to post it is likely only here because of those people\.$/
67/^One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood\. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock\. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too\. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU\." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise\. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate\. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside\. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass\. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged\. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys\.$/
68/^HI, I’M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN’S WEARHOUSE\. ONE DAY WHILE WALKING DOWN A PICTURESQUE AVENUE NEAR MY LARGE EXECUTIVE HOME IN AN INIMITABLY PRISTINE SUIT, I CHANCED UPON A LASS WHO CONSIDERABLY AROUSED THE PRURIENT INTEREST THAT LURKS BENEATH MY MANLY VISAGE\. THOUGH I MADE POLITE CONVERSATION ABOUT THE DISTENDED SACKS OF FEMININE POTENCY THAT CONSTITUTED HER MAMMARY GLANDS, SHE SEEMED INTENT ON REFUSING MY ADVANCES\. AFTER A MOMENT SPENT IN COGITATION, I RESOLVED TO TAKE HER THEN AND THERE\. I SHREDDED HER GARMENTS, THROWING SHEET AFTER DIAPHANOUS SHEET TO THE WILES OF THE WIND, WHICH BORE THEM OFF AND AWAY AS I DID HER VIRGINITY\. I LOOSED THE RESTRAINTS OF MY STILL UNSOILED SUIT, LETTING SLIP MY BULGING TUBIFORM INSTRUMENT OF SEED DEPOSITION\. SHE WRITHED UNDER THE RELENTLESS CLASP OF MY HANDS UNTIL, WITH ONE MONUMENTAL THRUST, THE STERTOROUS INHUMAN CRIES THAT PIERCED THE ATMOSPHERE LIKE THE WAILS OF A CAT IN ECSTASY GAVE WAY TO ONE LAST BULWARK OF MODESTY AS SHE SLIPPED QUIETLY INTO A SWOON\. UNDETERRED, THE PASSION IN MY BREAST DROVE ME ONWARD IN A FRENZY OF COPULATION\. THE DIAPHORETIC AMBIANCE RAGED WITH PASSION AS MY LOINS LURCHED FORTH AND MY PROBING MEMBER SPRAYED INTO HER MY PASSIONATE ISSUANCE IN LIKE MANNER AS THE BLOOD SPURTS FORTH IN LEAVINGS SYNCHRONOUSLY WITH THE HEART'S DULL POUNDING FERVOR FROM THE JUGULAR OF A SLAUGHTERED BULLOCK\. I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THE HYPNAGOGIC PHANTASMAGORIA THAT BESET MY MAIDEN IN THE APOGEE OF HER INTERCOURSE, BUT METHINKS THIS TIMOROUS LEDA WATCHES ON AS MY WINGS AVAIL THEMSELVES OF THE GUSTY WIND, DRIVING ME UP ON THE HEIGHT, ABOVE THE DRIFTING FRAGMENTS OF HER ERSTWHILE COVERING, ONLY THEN TO LET SLIP THE OBJECT OF MY DESIRE IN ONE FATAL, UNINTENDED PLUNGE\. THE PRECEDING ACCOUNT IS A FULL BUT FAITHFUL RELATION OF MY PRESENT SITUATION THIS THIRD DAY OF JUNE THE YEAR OF OUR LORD TWO-THOUSAND AND SEVENTEEN\. I GUARANTEE IT\.$/
69/^Ika-ko's hand hooked onto them, tugging them down as well\. She let out a tiny 'eep' as his erection came into view\. "You're\.\.\.pretty big," she commented, glancing up at him\. Her long 'pigtails' moved now, one wrapping around his waist in a sort of hug, her other tentacle moving towards his erection\. "May I\.\.\.\?" She asked\.\n"Go right ahead," Zeke replied\. She shifted again, this time moving down\. Infront of him, on her knees, looking up at him as she wraps her long, soft tentacle around his cock\. He smiled fully and started breathing faster\.\nHer tongue slid out, long and narrow, slowly dragging along the head of his length, her 'pigtail' slowly stroking him\. "Y-you like that\?" Zeke asked jokingly, breathing heavier and blushing redder\.\n"Y-yeah," she admitted\. "You\.\.\.taste good\." Her tongue dragged along him again, tentacle still dragging up and down his length, ever-so slowly\. Her licking continued as her tentacle unwinded from him slightly, mouth opening to take his cock in\. Her lips curl lightly around her pointed fangs, making sure not to cut\. She switched between slowly bobbing about half-way down and pulling off to slowly lick him\.\n"Oh, yeah\.\.\." Zeke moaned\. "You're good at this\." She continued her slow bobbing and licking, enjoying herself\. "Thanks, Zeke," she answered inbetween licking and bobbing\. She really was quite good at this, slowly teasing him\.\nZeke grunted\. "Oh, yeah\. I think I'm gonna\.\.\.oh, Ika-ko!" Semen leaked from his cock and into Ika-ko's mouth\. She swallowed it, pulling off him and using a hand to stroke him now, just to make sure he was empty\. Zeke let her do so, and squirted out a few little last drops\. "Oh man\. Where'd you learn to do that kind of stuff\?"$/
70/^ya pal\.\.\. I bet you've never lifted a day in your life if you made a statement like this\. Anyone can emphasize with this situation that is a regular lifter whenever we're trying to limit our 1\.5 hours in the gym, and are instead bossed around by some out of shape older lady that will never look good because she will never have a winner mind-set and will always carry that "babby fat" she claims she has\. I've seen your kind around the gym a time or two\.\.\. You get on the treadmill at 2\.5 mph for 20-30 min, pretend like you're working out, but are really just staring at the 14 yr old high school girls in front of you, in which case you'll fap when you get home to your miserable life with your out of shape hog of a wife who will reject your advances on her later in the evening\. Yea\.\.\. I've seen your type a thousand times\. Ambition is your goal, but phaggy time is your soul\. Try walking a mile in my footsteps when you squat until you puke, and then come at me bro\.\.\. All talk and never anyway to back it up, my 72 year old grandmother is like that\. Do us all a favor and grow up and learn your place at the gym\.$/
71/^>rubs nipplea with a log of LF's warm acrid shit\nMmmmmmOOOOH\n>I grab the base of my dick with the other hand and behind rubbing my cock to the thought of being able to play with LF's poopies without having to steal them from his toilet\n>soon I am unable to keep up with the pleasure and my eyes roll back in my head as I nearly pass out from the shockwave of pleasure caused by my orgasm\nI HATE MY DICK\n>I quickly grab from the scissors I keep by my bed and begin mutilating my genitals mercilessly as if they had just insulted my precious LF and then when I'm done there's nothing left but a bloody hole\n\nI hope LF-chan likes my new vagina~!\n\n>I rub LF's sticky shit all over the skin around my new vagina\n>Everywhere I've rubbed his chunky chocolate it begins to itch and zits start to appear\n>I scratch them relentlessly and they burst into new orfaces leaking with shit and pus\n\nI need more dicks!\n\n>I take my severed cock and stuff it into the new holes\n>I take everyone's cocks and beg them to shove them into my new cluster of pussies\n>I rub more LF shit all over my body so I have more pus pussies to put things inside and feel good\n\nT-theres no more room\.\.\.$/
72/^Everyday my boyfriend and I hear the same words muttered from the mouths of our friends, family, and even strangers\. "Wow it's so refreshing to finally have a gay couple on our block!" "You two are an inspiration to the gay community in this town\." "Wow, what a cute couple you two make!" "We are so proud of you for accepting who you are, son\." No\. Just no\. I cannot believe people assume my sexuality just because of the person I sleep with\. Never in my life have I even considered being gay, because I know who I am and gay I am not\. I would like to enlighten everybody out there who just doesn't understand and provide evidence to prove I am not gay\. Evidence 1: My boyfriend is black\. As you should already know, the Holy Bible explicitly states its stance on interracial gay relationships\. To quote Jesus himself, "though shalt not take the dick of a negro in thy mouth, or thy knee will grow one inch for every inch his cock slobbers down thy throat\." As proper Christian men, my boyfriend and I strictly follow the rules set forth in the Great Book\. Never has his penis entered my mouth, but only into my asshole\. Evidence 2: We always say no homo\. Every time his face is covered in my semen or I feel his warm jizz seeping down my crack, you can bet your ass that we look each other dead in the eye and utter the same words\. "No homo bro\." When spoken in perfect harmony, these three words can prevent any man, woman, or child from ever becoming a faggot\. Just remember if you use this tactic that the words must be spoken within 5 seconds of ejaculation and at the exact same time as your lover\.\nI hope that this has cleared up all of the confusion you or somebody you know has had with my situation\. I ask you to please never call me or my boyfriend gay again, because that is one of the most insensitive things a person could do at this day in age\. Thank you for taking the time to inform yourself and God bless\.$/
73/^He seriously needs to go seek mental help from a top-ranking psychiatrist, it's disgusting how mentally fucked up he is, it makes me sick I considered him a friend at some point\.\nHe's so delusional and mentally fucked that he gets the truth thrown at him, yet he tries to turn it around and say that we're just as fucked up as he is, something which is LAUGHABLE\.\nYou know what I almost forgot\? How he managed to get a lot of people to attack Mion because he's gay and stuff\. So fucking what\? He's gay in 2016, no big deal\.\nI talked to Mion for a little while, got to know him better, and I figured out he's not really a bad guy\. It was just Hoshi, the guy who hates practically everything because his mental state is pure shit\.\nNow, I don't know how people are going to respond to this or how they'll see it, but I hope they realize Hoshi is a man that just needs to be ignored forever\.\nDon't bother to give him the pity \(You\)'s he craves in order to function, don't even mention his name, just imagine he never existed\.\nYou should feel free to use his characters, ones that he has ruined time and time again because of his shitposting, but you can work to fix them\.\nI imagine if Hoshi is awake and reading this right now, seeing that I posted this pathetic ass fucking letter of his, he's crying somewhere or he's shitting all over himself and preparing to control this damage I just caused him\.\nI don't know what I'm going to do after posting this letter, I don't know if I'll lose friends\/people's respect, retire for the 9023rd time, or even gain friends\/respect\. I honestly don't care\.\nI could go on and on about this fucking mentally handicapped gook, say a whole bunch of other shit, but I've given him enough attention and I give you this last thing\.\nIf you guys want to know why I'm doing this, my true reason for doing this besides being tired of Hoshi's shit, it's because I'm doing it\.\.\.\n\nFOR THE GAMES$/
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75/^>You can hear her awnser from the kitchen\n>"Wonderful, I just have to finish some things here, why don't you wait in my room \?"\n>For some reason that sounds like a good idea to you\n>You walk up the stairs and head towards her room\n>Said room has changed since the last time you were here\n>You spot a big television set that is sitting on the drawer, but that is not the biggest change\n>There are candles everywhere and the mattress from the bed has been placed in the middle of the room on the ground\n>The fluffy blanket and many pillows are strewn on it\n>Directly on top of it you can see an open magazine\n>As you step closer you recognice it as the first \(and only\) issue of "Tamed"\n>It is opend on one of the cover storys, you can see a female dog anthro wearing an apron \(and only an apron\) being led around a house ba a human\n>The human is holding a leash, that is connected to her collar\n>The story centers around the dog, working as a maid, breaking something and than being punished\n>You can't really concentrate on the text because your heartbeat is threatening to tear open you chest\n>As you spot a collar with a leash on the chair next to her desk you suddenly feel like you should run\n>While you try to send this message to your legs you suddenly hear how a door closes behind you\n>Chana has entered the room, still in her kitchen clothes, carrying a small pot in her hands\n>Her tail is completely straight and she seems tense\n>Well, that is fiiting\. You are feeling pretty strained yourself\n>Chana is starring on the ground as she opens her mouth ans fights with the words\n>"Good evening\.\.\.\.m\.\.\."\n>You didnt quite catch the last part\n>"Ahem\.\.\.Chana, what are you doing \?"\n>She looks up to you, her pupils are wide open and her you can see how red her face is even through the fur covering it\n>"I made you some soup,\.\.\.Master"\n>She stretches aout her arms and you can see into the small pot\n>it is filled with an orange liquid, a strong smell of carrots emitting from it\n>OK\.\.\.\.\.\.$/
76/^It was a day like any other\. Anthony Fantano, the Internet’s busiest music nerd, was hard at work listening to music that he was to review\. It was sunny, and slightly humid, so he had left his shirt off for the day\. His girlfriend was dealing with an emergency at work\.\nBut all of a sudden, Anthony heard a knock at his door\. His muscles rippled as he got up from his desk chair\. He slowly walked to the door… He saw a dark silhouette through the window\.\n“I wonder who that could be…\?” Anthony wondered\.\nHe slowly opened the door\. And, to his great surprise, his biggest idol was standing before him… MC Ride\. Or as his friends call him, Stefan\. MC Ride peeked in the doorway, and said,\n“H-hey… um I don’t know if you know me… b-but I’m in a band and our van broke down about a half mile back… I w-was hoping you had some tools laying around…”\nNow, although Anthony had always loved Death Grips and their music, he tried to play it cool\. After all, he kind of had a crush on Stefan ever since he heard his voice on Beware\. Luckily, Anthony had a big shed in his back yard full of his dad’s old mechanic tools\.\nAnthony smiled, and replied, “Sure… I recognize you\. What band again\? Deaf grapes or something\?”\n“N-no… Death Grips…” answered MC Ride\.\nAnthony laughed\. “ha-ha, that’s right! just come on in! I could definitely give you a tool to use…”\nHe led MC Ride to his back yard\. On the way, He could feel Ride’s gaze on him\. He wondered if he liked what he saw\. He opened the door to the shed, and Ride quickly shuffled in to grab what he needed\.\n“He’s even cuter in real life…” Thought Anthony\.\nOn the way back, Anthony hastily offered Ride a beer\.\n“Hey man, want to have a beer\? You seem like a cool dude\.”$/
77/^“Well… Zach and Andy are waiting for me… but I guess a quick beer wouldn’t hurt I guess\.” Mumbled Ride\.\nAt first, they sat awkwardly in Fantano’s living room\. But then they started talking about Death Grips and other music\. They were soon off on a riveting conversation\.\nAfter a while, Anthony said; “hey… I haven’t really been honest with you Stefan… Can I call you that\? To tell the truth, I know a lot about Death Grips\. I’m pretty much your biggest fan\.”\n“Ha-ha… Yes I know… and I have to confess something too\. I watch almost all of your video reviews\. Y-you could say that I’m your biggest fan\.”\nAnthony then did something very risky\. He laid his hand on Stefan’s leg, right above the knee\. Their eyes met, and the next thing Anthony knew, their lips were locked and they were lying on the couch together\.\n“Can Andy and Zach wait\?” asked Anthony\.\nRide’s response was to continue kissing him\. They made out like this for a few minutes, and then Ride started slowly moving down to Anthony’s private area, kissing his beautiful chest on the way down\.\n“Please” whispered Anthony\.\nMC Ride slowly unbuttoned Anthony’s black shorts\. Anthony’s rock hard penis sprang up, and MC Ride started sucking it off\. It was the best blowjob of Anthony’s life\. Far better than any blowjob his girlfriend had ever given him\. The way Stefan’s tongue moved… it was amazing\.\n“Ohhhh Stefan… I think I want you to do the nasty in my taxi!” yelled Anthony\.\n“I AM THE BEAST YOU WORSHIP” replied MC Ride as he took Anthony’s cock out of his mouth\.\nAnthony bent over on the couch, and got on his knees\. Ride undid his all-black jeans, and revealed his lengthy penis\. He started to put his throbbing penis into Anthony’s butt, when all of a sudden,\n“IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES YUUHHHH!!!!!”$/
78/^>"Man, she usually goes back to her nerdy old self when I mention Lucy's bon bons\. Stupid actor\.\.\." She kicked at a loose lugnut on the ground, crossing her arms again as the image of that fake Lincoln came back up\. He really did look like the genuine article\. It sure was a mystery how Lisa came across those guys to play the Lincoln role, given how she was cooped up in her room all the time\. It was also odd why she decided to go with another 11 year old version\. \n>Lana brought a hand to her chin\. Last couple times Lisa pulled this she worked off of a giant stack of data she compiled that would had predicted how he would had acted if he was 16, and used one of those sketches Leni made of what older him would had looked like to get someone who came close to looking like him\. She could never find an exact copy, though, always having to dip into one of the sibling costume chests for wigs or pilfering some white hair dye from Lola or Leni\.\n>She started to squirm, sweat beading down her forehead the more she thought\. Living with those two over the years and having to play pretend siblings every now and again gave Lana a good idea of what was a good makeup and costume job and what wasn't\. Thinking back on that boy from earlier, now that she wasn't blinded by rage, made Lana realize that there were no signs of any wigs or hair dye or prosthetic teeth on him at all\. Everything about him was genuine, from the look in his eye to the smell of his breath to the comforting softness of his hands to the soothing tone of his voice\. But if nothing was fabricated about him, if Lisa's reactions just now were really spurred on by the boy, then that could only mean\.\.\.\n>"Oh crap\." Lana let her arms hang loosely on her sides, the color escaping from her face\. Her hands still throbbed red with pain, though it was overridden by another dull feeling\.$/
79/^>Lincoln readied himself, his erect cock teasing Lars's entrance, just like the night before\.\n>Lincoln easily pushed his way inside of Lars, Lars giving a moan and shaking as Lincoln fully entered him\.\n>Lars was panting heavily\.\n>He gave a glance back at Lincoln, Lincoln smiling with confidence\.\n>Lars had a red blush on his face as he anticipated anxiously what came next\.\n>He tried to help Lincoln along by shaking his butt\.\n>Lincoln winced, his member feeling completely sensitive at the slightest movement\.\n>He began thrusting his hips forward, Lars moaning at the movement\.\n>As Lincoln pushed back, Lars helped along, his hips moving in rhythm\.\n>Lincoln pounded away, panting and sweating as the hot water continued to pour down on both of the boys\.\n>Lars's knees buckled but he remained strong, his hole being penetrated by Lincoln's massive log\.\n>Lincoln pounded away as he became increasinly close to climax\.\n>Lars bit his lower lip, face still flushed red, as he tried to hide his moaning\.\n>The water could only cover up so much\.$/
80/^>Lincoln groaned as he reached his limit, ejaculating deep inside of Lars\.\n>The stimulation was too great for Lars, as he came, his cum releasing all accross the bathtub floor as it got washed away by the running water\.\n>Lars's legs buckled and shook, as he remained strong and took in Lincoln's seed\.\n>They both panted, Lincoln pulling out of Lars, trying to regain his balance as his hands pressed against the wall behind him\.\n>Lars steadily and slowly got up and stood up straight\.\n>He turned around, giving Lincoln a look\.\n>His eyes traveled up and down, looking over Lincoln in a lust-filled trance\.\n>He lunged forward, his arms being wrapped around him as the water continued to shower the two boys\.\n>He violently kissed his chest, heading north and continued kissing until her reach his chin\.\n>'This boy is completely insatiable' thought Lincoln to himself\.\n>"Hey, I think we've been in here long enough\."\n>Lars looked completely disappointed, giving him Lincoln a frown\.\n>"I understand\. It'd be weird if someone wanted to use the bathroom and saw the both of us here\." \n>Just like that, Lars left the bathtub, drying off and getting dressed, leaving Lincoln to his solitude\.\n>It seemed that once more, lust had overtaken Lincoln, clouding his better judgement\.\n>"I really hope this doesn't become a regular thing" he told himself silently, turning off the running water\.$/
81/^That's it, Hosh\? That's all you've got\? Talking shit when I'm not here, and dropping the topic the minute I show up in the thread\?\nI'm kind of sick of it, to be entirely honest, having to come in here to defend myself from the Lie of the Day\(tm\) you came up with again and again with your underage buddy and the guy that lasted even less days in bootcamp than you did\.\n\nI get that you miss me, and the wonderful times we had together\. Don't take that impotent rage out on me, though\. This is the last post \(promise, to all you Rin-fans out there! <3\) you'll ever see from me regarding you\. I'm done with it, call me whatever names you want\. You do you, kiddo\. You know the truth, and that's what really matters\. The only reason that any of this happened was because of you\.\n\nIf what you're saying is true \(which I highly doubt\), then we should have no further issues\. You play those characters you love, host those games everyone totally adores, and don't ever need to talk about me again\. Think you can do that\?\n\nGood boy\.$/
82/^God I love roleplaying with this sort of character\.\nAn emotionless sack of godmod garbage\. You try and do anything interesting with this character and they either shrug it off because "muh emo" or godmod it away with "muh yumi nikki"\.\nDo you even have fun playing them\? I do not see how you could possibly enjoy playing a grey blob of an ava\. Aussa, Rika, Kurumi and your other assorted touhou avas at least have some character \(even if they are extremely similar save for speech tics\)\. Why can't you just use them and stay away from this boring ass ava\?\nWould it really hurt to play as someone people find interesting for once\? Would it\?\nIs that too much to ask\?$/
83/^Wew, fuckin, lad, and I thought I had autism\. It's great that you think you're some hero that's making a difference\. Really\. I'm glad you think that highly of yourself\. But let me open your eyes for just a single second and ask you to look around\. We haven't had a single host today as far as I know, and it's 5pm\. Yesterday you said "I'm gonna host a lot today to make up for my lack of hosting," and then immediately starting shitposting for 4 hours straight as Shimakaze instead of staying true to your promise\. You call that making a difference\? Fuck off, pedo\. At least I don't flaunt myself around and act like I'm doing something when really I'm just being as useless as everyone else\. You're not making a difference on an anonymous imageboard, and most of the people here sure as shit don't appreciate what you do, they're just looking for the next reason to shitpost you\. You're a wannabe\. Go back to the shadows, because here's a newsflash, the only place people give a shit about you is on your Discord hugbox and DMs\. And real nice jab at the suicide bullshit, by the way\. Does a real good job showing your maturity\.\nDon't fucking step up to me, Kamina\.$/
84/^That's too bad, because I'm letting you sit at the kids' table with the rest of your buddies - not that you have any, but that's not the point I'm trying to make here\. You really got a blessing disguised as a curse here, as I'm fine with sitting on the sidelines and watching the fetuses here fight with each other and batter each other over pointless problems, whether it be some shitter trying to stir things up or drama that happened over 2 years ago\. You'll fit in with the rest of these degenerates, wasting your life away on the computer\. Under that mask of the funny-man persona, you honestly think your life has some sort of meaning, despite the fact that you've got zero \(0\) friends and can only ask "what's happening" on 4chan all day\. Get the fuck outta here and stay in the playpen, I'll make sure you don't fall over and hurt yourself\.$/
85/^You want me to add something\? I'll fucking add something\. I joined a month ago\. I didn't join because I thought this was a shithole I had to fix, or anything\. I like it like it is\. There's a nice cycle, I can be on in the morning where it's calm, or later, when it's active\. I like the games, the games are nice\. I'm going to keep working on my own games, but for the time being, I've toned it a bit down on the priority list\. I'm not some pacifist, or anything, but people need to realize, you're not changing ANYONES mind with half an hour of text chatting on the internet\. And you CERTAINLY are not changing and entire community\. There's like, a hundred people here\. More, probably\. We all have opinions, doesn't fucking matter to me\. It goes as it goes\. And with 100 scattered opinions, it doesn't change in a fucking day\. It\. Will\. Work\. Out\. The community might shatter someday, so be it, we'll stay in contact with those we want to, a new community will spring up, it's all good\. We're not changing this one\. It's not fucking happening\. If the community changes, it'll happen slowly, steadily, on it's own\. There's no fucking reason to complain\. If you don't like how things are run, run it like you want to, but don't expect others to\. If you're tired of giving, don't, leave, begone\. Make your own community\. I'm here to have fun, make a few buddies, enjoy the games, and mostly, enjoy the RP\. I'm not expecting ANYTHING, neither should you\. No one owes you jack shit, if you want to give, give\. If you want to give because you'll get something in return, FUCK OFF\.$/
86/^>It's an honest mistake that people do all the time with posts immediately next to each other\. And, as a matter of fact, I did correct it\.\n>Oh, look, it's the thing that's exactly what I expected you to say\. You didn't even bother suggesting anything to rectify any of my supposed 'blandness'\. My passive-aggressiveness is simply a matter of being poor at wording issues without sounding like a dick\.\n>And your next line for your 'advice' is "kys"\. If you're not going to be even slightly constructive, shut up and fuck off\. I have a standard filename system for almost all of my avas with the exception of Breakdown, it's easy enough to filter me\. In fact, considering the sheer intensity of how greatly every single insignificant post of mine triggers you, it'd be a worthwhile investment to do that\. Hell, I'd post the filenames just to help you out\.\n>Even if I can't provide financially I still help out however I can in the house anyways, and aside from sitting at this computer, I barely take up any resources whatsoever\. I'm sorry for lashing out like this, but I'm even sorrier that other people have to listen to me sperging out like this\. I try and be respectful and submissive but I'm in a really irritable mood today\.\n>Now can you please filter me and move on with your spiteful, hate-filled life\? Because I'm not leaving, and I'm not continuing this discussion further unless it's you asking me for my filenames\.$/
87/^>\*raises paw\*\n\nuh\.\.\.\.big\.\.\.\.biiiiig\.\.\.BIIIIGG!!\n\n>\*farts\*\n\n\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.STINKY!! STINKY BIG GUY FOR YOU!!!!!!!\n\n\nPOOP!!!!!!!\n\nAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHH FUNNY POOPIES!!!!!!!!!!!\n\nXD ELELELELELELELEL PPPPPPPOOOOO\n\nDOO DOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH\nAHAHAH\n\nAHAHAHA FUNNY POOP! POOP FUNNY! DOODY WEE\n\nEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY FOR POOPIE! GOOD POOPY HAHAHAHAHAH CUNNY! AHAH XDDD\n\nDDDDDDD\n\nDDDDDDD\nDDDDD POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP\n\nPOOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP\n\nPOOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP HEH POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP LELELELELELELELELELELELLE XDXDXD\n\nPOOPY FUNNY! YAY! FUN FUN POOP\n\n! TEE HEE XD POOP! POOPY! YAY! POOP MAKE ME HAPPY! HAPPY HAPPY P\n\nOOP POOP! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHDXDXD\n\nUH OH< I THINK I MADE A POOPIE :\^\)\^\)\^\)\^\)\^\)\)\^\)\^:\^\)\^:\^\)\n\nAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHGoHOUHHOIHOIAHAHHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\n\nPOOP IN PANTS! NO DIAPER! THAT'S FUNNY! XDDD\n\nOOPSIE! POOPY UNDERWEAR NOW! TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEEHEEEEEEESZ\n\nWE WANT POOPIES! WE WANT POOPIES! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH HHHHHHHH :\) :\) :\) :\) :\) :\) :\) :\) :\) :\) AHA\n\nPOOP!\n\n\*puts hand in pants\*\n\*sniffs hand\*\n\nhee hee\.\.\. reddit! reddit the bacon!!$/
88/^HI, I’M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN’S WEARHOUSE\. ONE DAY WHILE WALKING DOWN A PICTURESQUE AVENUE NEAR MY LARGE EXECUTIVE HOME IN AN INIMITABLY PRISTINE SUIT, I CHANCED UPON A LASS WHO CONSIDERABLY AROUSED THE PRURIENT INTEREST THAT LURKS BENEATH MY MANLY VISAGE\. THOUGH I MADE POLITE CONVERSATION ABOUT THE DISTENDED SACKS OF FEMININE POTENCY THAT CONSTITUTED HER MAMMARY GLANDS, SHE SEEMED INTENT ON REFUSING MY ADVANCES\. AFTER A MOMENT SPENT IN COGITATION, I RESOLVED TO TAKE HER THEN AND THERE\. I SHREDDED HER GARMENTS, THROWING SHEET AFTER DIAPHANOUS SHEET TO THE WILES OF THE WIND, WHICH BORE THEM OFF AND AWAY AS I DID HER VIRGINITY\. I LOOSED THE RESTRAINTS OF MY STILL UNSOILED SUIT, LETTING SLIP MY BULGING TUBIFORM INSTRUMENT OF SEED DEPOSITION\. SHE WRITHED UNDER THE RELENTLESS CLASP OF MY HANDS UNTIL, WITH ONE MONUMENTAL THRUST, THE STERTOROUS INHUMAN CRIES THAT PIERCED THE ATMOSPHERE LIKE THE WAILS OF A CAT IN ECSTASY GAVE WAY TO ONE LAST BULWARK OF MODESTY AS SHE SLIPPED QUIETLY INTO A SWOON\. UNDETERRED, THE PASSION IN MY BREAST DROVE ME ONWARD IN A FRENZY OF COPULATION\. THE DIAPHORETIC AMBIANCE RAGED WITH PASSION AS MY LOINS LURCHED FORTH AND MY PROBING MEMBER SPRAYED INTO HER MY PASSIONATE ISSUANCE IN LIKE MANNER AS THE BLOOD SPURTS FORTH IN LEAVINGS SYNCHRONOUSLY WITH THE HEART'S DULL POUNDING FERVOR FROM THE JUGULAR OF A SLAUGHTERED BULLOCK\. I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THE HYPNAGOGIC PHANTASMAGORIA THAT BESET MY MAIDEN IN THE APOGEE OF HER INTERCOURSE, BUT METHINKS THIS TIMOROUS LEDA WATCHES ON AS MY WINGS AVAIL THEMSELVES OF THE GUSTY WIND, DRIVING ME UP ON THE HEIGHT, ABOVE THE DRIFTING FRAGMENTS OF HER ERSTWHILE COVERING, ONLY THEN TO LET SLIP THE OBJECT OF MY DESIRE IN ONE FATAL, UNINTENDED PLUNGE\. THE PRECEDING ACCOUNT IS A FULL BUT FAITHFUL RELATION OF MY PRESENT SITUATION THIS NINTH DAY OF JUNE THE YEAR OF OUR LORD TWO-THOUSAND AND SEVENTEEN\. I GUARANTEE IT\.$/
89/^Soon every knee will bow and every tongue will confess "Jesus" is King, that includes every person who were nonbelievers before the tribulation\.\.\. My beliefs are going to be reality to you and every atheist in the world when they see the Savior they don't believe in, flying through the sky when the Sun turns black as sack cloth of hair are you going to tell "Jesus" to back off\?\?\? I'm only telling you what is about to happen in the near future, are you really going to still be in denial after you witness his return with your very own eyes\?\?\? You are the one who should take heed Mr\. Atheist read Matthew 12:31 and so I tell you any sin or slander can be forgiven, but blasphemy against the Spirit will not be forgiven\.\.\. I'm not going to Hell I'm one of "My Messiah's Angels" I have the Blood Of Christ running through my veins the rarest blood in the world, you will see me flying next to our "Lord" and "Savior" in the sky one of his 144,000 prophesied in Revelation, you should read it do you know what happens to all you who denied him actually the joke is on you atheists!!! I'm not trying to convert you since you are a blasphemous atheist you chose your side, you are doomed we are not equal you are beneath me in "God's Eyes" you are nothing like me\.\.\.$/
90/^AYY LMAO AYY LMAO AYY LMAO AYY LMAO AYY LMAO\. le kek so kek dae le thanks lori\? xD ftw le really really like this image xP why cant scruffy marry le 12 year old xDxDxD tfw no gf :P DAE LITERALLY WHO\? I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIST jam of a lifetime haha nice mememusic pleb i tip my fedora to you, fine gentlemen le real men dont listen to le dadrock xD fuck reddit!!!!! dae vaporwave lel epic!!!!!! ;p 300 LIKE THE ROMANS!! xDDDDDD, sent ;\)! xD, JENNY DEATH WHEN\?!\?!\?\?!, le epic tripfriend! whos your waifu\? le epic MAC DEMARCO GOOFBALL!!!! le epic patrician here, ama :D, death grips is ICP\? keke ebin\.\.\. HES POINTING AT US :D XDDDDD, best new post, lelele so much kek FLAC FTW vinyl!!!!!11 dae le weebteam\? ;D le k-on ftw! epic memes, us \/mu\/tants huh!\? \]:\) tips fedora, whats essential fedoracore\? LE BACK TO \/POL\/ MEME wow memez\? FLEX UR MUSCLES! 8D what\.cd :\)\)\)\)\)\)\) THE FACT THAT SO MANY BOOKS\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\. le meme grips \(im a memer\) dae le fantano!!! MELON :dd dae feels\? le sad frog faec\. ALL RAP IS MEMERAP, REPORTED FOR VIRAL MARKETING dae le Antz!\? PRO-TIP: YOU CAN'T XDddddd!!!111 haha le Beatles are underrated dae le CLT le dubs goy! le hehehehehehe\.\.\.\.\. pitchfork general @:=\] 8\.7 xd le why dont you kids like the tool\? is this a le new meme!\?!\?! screen capped for that sweet memeing xD\. inside is yellow :\) WHEN I WAS!!!!!1 i used to be a pleb now im le p4k patrician : THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST top kek, toppest of keks, le inside is yellow\? hahahaha le 3x3 thread\. fucking epic ass meme i love that fucking meme so much man wait let me just plays trout mask replica : rips a bong AHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dae trap influenced beats and FARTY SYNTHS yo man 311 - Down is in town 3 1 1 - D O W N breaks glass EEEEEEEEEEEbin simply E B I N, literally eb: the in xD haha TIME MACHINE MODULUS, hey this isn't cringe it's actually quite good xDD that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E haha us \/mu\/tants amirite :\)$/
91/^Ok, I'm smoking up on my herb shuttles\nElevated, nigga that's the motto\nFloating up, a nigga live full throttle\nThat pink moscato, she drink the bottle\nKnowledge nigga, crown the kings\nGot the wisdom from the light like Socrates\nYou ain't about that life, nigga drop to your knees\nIn the presence of mothafuckin' legend my G\n\nG, I'm a legend my G\nReefer blowin', sour diesel potent\nGot my 3 eyes open, Pineal gland is swollen\nAstral Planes I'm floatin', Goddammit, I'm free\nI be God, please you are not in my league\nGot the spirit of asata honor I be gavel free\nBattle scars in my bars red star I'm elite\nUA, elevate, feel the mark of the beast\n\nHerb shuttles, I'm gettin' high\nIn the solar, nigga fuck the skies\nBeast Coast, we on the rise\nWe resurrected from out your mind\nNigga, from out your mind\nMothafuckas think they good cause they livin' lies\nOh, oh you livin' lies\?\nBut we killin' these niggas, we ain't even trying\nBow down to the pharaoh\nOnly got time for that good shit and my cashflow\nUA niggas save souls\nMix the dream with the mothafuckin' hash so it burn slow\nKick back counting pesos\nDo my mind a little different so my mothafuckin' brain grow\nTwo L's when I take off\nYou ain't about that life, get your mind up, times up\nElevate, you lil' niggas hella fake\nI'm on my shit like toilets\nUA gang banging shit like chip throwing tantrums\nMothafuckas can't hang with us\nEnlighten like thunder and rain\nFuck America, New World freedom reign\nEnlighten like thunder and rain\nFuck America\.\.\.$/
92/^Shit, I did forget didn't I\? Well, instead of telling me, even asking me what was up with that yesterday, why did you decide to be a pussy and just not say anything if you really disliked it\? Really glad that you're so scared of me and have this image of the Might Kamina-sama engraved bud\.\n>We haven't had a single host today as far as I know, and it's 5pm\.\nSounds like a HG problem instead of a specifically me problem\? \n>At least I don't flaunt myself around\nAs opposed to beating up on yourself\? How are you going to ask me to step up to you when you're being a self-hating retard\? I'd need to fall down several flights of stairs to get to your level\.\n>most of the people here sure as shit don't appreciate what you do\nThat's fine, I don't come here to be liked or appreciated, I come here to have fun\. If somebody really likes what I do, be it hosting, RPing, cancer, or all three\? Great, fantastic\. And if they don't\? Too fucking bad, not my problem\. I'm not going to shit on myself because I don't spend all of my HG time being productive\. \nBut again, all of this is just going back to how you whine and bitch because this is the solution to yours, or HG's troubles\. Somehow\.$/
93/^Her eyes met his, and followed to where he was looking\. Her eyes widen and a blush- the same color as her 'hair'- appeared on her cheeks\. "O-oh\. I forgot, you're\.\.\.male\." Her eyes quickly dart away\. "Did\.\.\.I do that\?"\nZeke's cheeks turned the same color as well\. "\.\.\.\.sort of, yeah\."\n"\.\.\.Sorry," she said, glancing back down\. "Am I really that cute\.\.\.\?" she asked quietly\. "Because\.\.\.if I am\.\.\.you can look, if you'd like," she says quickly, letting out a faint gulp\.\n "\.\.\.you, uh, yeah\. You are really that cute\. Mind if I\.\.\." Zeke said, looking at her pants again\.\n"Mind if you\.\.\.\?" Ika-ko asked quietly, eyes following his again\.\n"Mind if I look as it were\?" Zeke replied\.\n "Mph," she said, blush intensifying\. "Sure\." She reached down, resting a hand on the waistline of her pants\. Zeke helped her slide the pants down, smirking as he went\.\nOnce again, she was without pants\. Her cute little hips and legs now have nothing covering them, letting him view her legs\. Zeke took a good look at her, then mumbled something about "try it out\."\n "What was that\?" she asked, glancing back up at Zeke\. Her fingers were already tugging at the hem of her shirt to pull it off as well\.\n"Ah, nothing\. Should I help you there\?" he said, referencing the shirt\.\n "Oh, sure\." She adjusted her grip so he could pull off her shirt, leaving her naked and leaning against him\.\n"Hmph\. You're really beautiful, you know that\?" Zeke said, moving to take off his pants\.\nA small hand reached down to help him remove his pants, brushing across his erection- left in his undies- as she tugged them down for him\.$/
94/^Life is like a nigga\nHere in old Nigs\nI hate fucking niggers\nNiggers suck dick\nThey're all poor like Obama\nFuck Michelle Obama!\n\nNiggers!\nI hate them!\nThey are stupid and they can't do taxes\nNiggers!\nNiggers are so dumb and they are also poor\nNiggers!\nLook at niggers they're trying to raise money\nBut they can't cause they spend all their money\nThey're niggers and they're so fucking niggers\nI hate them!\nNiggidy-niggers don't know how to do anything without chicken!\nNiggers like watermelon and chicken\nNiggers!\nNiggers are so stupid and they're niggers\nWoo woo! Niggers!$/
95/^Hi, you're on a rock, floating in space\. Pretty cool, huh\? Some of it's water\. Fuck it, actually, most of it's water\. I can't even get from here to there without buying a boat\. It's sad\. I'm sad\. I miss you\.\nH O W D I D T H I S H A P P E N \?\nA long time ago\.\.\. actually, never, and also now, nothing is nowhere\. When\? Never\. Makes sense, right\? Like I said, it didn't happen\. Nothing was never anywhere\. That's why it's been everywhere\. It's been so everywhere, you don't need a "where"\. You don't even need a "when"\. That's how "every" it gets\.\n\.\.\.\nForget this, I wanna be something, go somewhere, do something\. I want things to change, I want to invent time and space, and I know it's possible because everything is here, and it probably already happened\. I just don't know when to start\.\.\. and that's exactly where it started\.\n⏪\nWoah, I paused it\. I think there's a universe now\. What's it made of\?\nQ U A R K S A N D S T U F F\nAh, that's a thing, in a place! Don't like it\? Try a new place, at a different time\. Try to stick together, because the world is gonna get bigger and emptier\.\.\. but it's not empty yet\. It's still very full, and about a kjghpillion degrees\.\n<about no seconds later>\nGreat news! The quarks are now happily married in groups of three, called a "proton" or a "neutron", and there's something else flying around that wants to join in, but can't cause it's still too\nH O T\n<about ten minutes later>\nGreat news! The protons and neutrons are now happily married to each other! Some of them even doubled up\.\n<about 380,000 years later>\nGreat news! The electrons have now joined in\.\nCongratulations, THE WORLD IS NOW a bunch of gas in space\.\.\. but it's getting closer together\.\.\.$/
96/^Article the first\.\.\. After the first enumeration required by the first article of the Constitution, there shall be one Representative for every thirty thousand, until the number shall amount to one hundred, after which the proportion shall be so regulated by Congress, that there shall be not less than one hundred Representatives, nor less than one Representative for every forty thousand persons, until the number of Representatives shall amount to two hundred; after which the proportion shall be so regulated by Congress, that there shall not be less than two hundred Representatives, nor more than one Representative for every fifty thousand persons\.\nArticle the second\.\.\. No law, varying the compensation for the services of the Senators and Representatives, shall take effect, until an election of Representatives shall have intervened\.\nArticle the third\.\.\. Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances\.\nArticle the fourth\.\.\. A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed\.\nArticle the fifth\.\.\. No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law\.\nArticle the sixth\.\.\. The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized\.$/
97/^Article the seventh\.\.\. No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation\.\nArticle the eighth\.\.\. In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the State and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the Assistance of Counsel for his defence\.\nArticle the ninth\.\.\. In suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise re-examined in any Court of the United States, than according to the rules of the common law\.\nArticle the tenth\.\.\. Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted\.\nArticle the eleventh\.\.\. The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people\.\nArticle the twelfth\.\.\. The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people\.$/
98/^Fresh off the boat, from \/hga\/, kid\?\nthat is if you can handle it…\nYou got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here\.\nThis ain't \/hga\/ ,kid\.\nYou don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to \/ofh\/, you daily show watching son of a bitch\.\nMe \?\nThis is HG\.\nLemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that\.\nBraindead\.\nNone of that here\. You don't circlejerk\. You don't suck Hoshi off\.\nIt's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on HG by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking \/hga\/ friends would circlejerk\.\nheh you'll see, kid \. \. \.\nheh I remember when I was just like you\.\nWe have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with\.\nheh, I'm a judge\.\. this place\.\.\.\. this place has a lot to offer\.\.\.\nYou can be anything here\.\nThings are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches\.\nI hope you don't tho\. I hope you stay here and learn our ways\.$/
99/^Arakawa Hoshi is the director, screenwriter, editor, and star of Pooh's Adventures of the HG Arena\. He is a very well liked man with some great ideas\.\n\nBaron "Copypasta" Blade is a character in Pooh's Adventures of the HG Arena\. he is very gay\.\n\nSol Badguy is a character in Pooh's Adventures of the HG Arena\. Crawling in his skin, those wounds they will not heal\.\n\nFyxe is an abomination in Pooh's Adventures of the HG Arena\. Nobody likes her except for Furry porn\.\n\nJunko Enoshima is the primary antagonist of Pooh's Adventures of the HG Arena\. She is a very evil warlock with magical autistic powers that can poison the drinks at prom\. She dies at the end when based Arakawa Hoshi banishes her to \/hga2\/\.$/
100/^AAAAAAAAAAH!!!\n\nEvery FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking MEMES! I've had it up to HERE with stupid fucking memes! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want\? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking memes, killed myself"\? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!\n\nYou guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without "MEME THIS, MEME THAT, KICKS LEGS BACK AND FORTH, HERE I'M WAITING FOR RAMMY AND KAITO, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE\?" Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking FAGGOTS, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you fucking scumbags live your dumb gay lives\. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to\? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid fucking memes on the trashcan of a god damn anime imageboard\? You fucking people make me sick and you're damn lucky I don't have any of your fucking addresses you fucking pieces of shits\. I'd spit in your faces\.$/
101/^>Anon gave a last few desperate thrusts up into Bismarck now, his entire body moving with this need to rut her, to ram himself deep inside of the girl sliding up and down off of his cock\. Every movement earned a loud, needy groan of pleasure, and once he felt her match his pace, and give ground in the kiss, he'd tilt her head to the side and bury his lips against her's all the more intently\. Tongue coiling hungrily around her own, sliding along her thick digit and fully taking control of her's, pulling her into a hungry, and passionate lip lock\. Every thrust into her tight clamping hole sent bolts of pleasure up his spine and-almost immediately following were his own desperate thrusts up inside of her twisting tunnel, each one burying himself balls deep-and each one also earning her a sudden, thick geyser of hot cum directly spurt into her clinging fuckhole\. The first set of hot gushes were fresh, and painted her insides hot white almost immediately, and as she slowly started to milk out shot after shot of cum, she'd quickly feel his spasming dick throb in sweet agony, and pump her as full of jizz as he could manage\.\.\.before collapsing back against the couch, still clinging to the lewd boat with both hands\.$/
102/^>As the witch stood there, paralyzed, he noticed the gate of hell behind him closing\. He saw how the little girl \(male\) was spewed forth from that gate as it closed\. He looked upon the disgraceful creature and realized he had wasted his time trying to save this "thing"\. Noticing he had but three shots left, he aimed for the creature's head, firing all three in rapid succession, leaving nothing behind of the cretin's scalp\. Looking upon the mush that remained on the ground, Kiritsugu kneeled down, staring at the fox-alike tail\. With a slight confusion on his face, he stood up again, facing the witch\. In an apologetic tone, he murmured out a last goodbye\.\nThe effects aren't permanent\.\.\. the necrosis will stabilize over time\. All I can say is that I'm sorry you had to deal with that spawn of satan her\(him\)self\.\n>Kiritsugu reached into his pocket once more, lighting up another cigarette as he walked back to the ancient, ravaged building, where he picked up his knife and his briefcase\. He gazed at the starlight above as he left the scene, mumbling to himself about what cretinism he had witnessed today\.\nWhen you think you've seen it all\.\.\. there's always a spawn that manages to one up it\. I fear for all of those that have to face anything like that\.$/
103/^>While exhaling all the smoke that had gathered within his lungs, he let his eyelids slid down, a stare devoid of emotion was all that was left as he carefully looked at the cruel harmony encompassing him\. The man noticed the gates of hell opening and realized he had to act swift as the evil that could possibly spawn from the depths of hell itself would prove to be far more devastating than anything the grail could ever cause\. Starting to regain pace, turning his casual amble into a spurt, he mumbled a few words to himself, allowing his cigarette to fall to the floor as his lips opened and an unimpassioned tone left from the man's larynx\.\nIf only it would change for just one day\. For just one week\. For just one year, but that's too much to ask\. Nothing will stop the immorality that spawned in the hearts of these children\.\.\.so all that's left is to end it in the only way that'll ensure nothingness remains\.\n>Sensing the evil was soon to vanish within the depths of hell, he accelerated time, not letting this chance slip\. Moving at the speed of light, breaking both the space-time continuum and Minkowski's continuum, the man stood in front of the witch\. Chambering a few rounds into his Thompson contender, he stared the witch down\. He stretched his arm, his eyes being on the same height as the hair trigger, leaving no space for failure as a few inches were all that stood between the man and the barrel of his handgun\. His right index finger twitched as a metal clink was heard\. A single bullet was all that flew towards the witch, sculpting through her misformed eyes, into her gray mass, reaching the core of her brain\. While the bullet was stuck in the middle of the witch's brain, he raised his other hand, using a spell with the name of "severing and binding" to diminish the part of his soul that was stuck within the bullet and replace it with an everlasting effect of necrosis, neutralizing all nerves and neuroactivity within the area$/
104/^>Listening in to the ambience around him, soundwaves are transmitted to Kiritsugu's ears\. An audible scream and a roar of a hellspawn being the only things that manage to breach through\. The man's lips fell apart, the corners of his mouth dropping as he shut his eyes for a brief moment\. He knew evil had yet burrowed itself within his surroundings\. A metal lighter flicked in the darkness as pale moonlight emitted onto it\. He observed the the metal before reaching into his pocket, finding his cigarettes, picking one out of the carton package\. Placing the cigarette between his lips, he lead the lighter to the end of it, a slick movement with his right index finger leading to a bright light in the dark\. As the light shone in the dark, he brought the two together, a spark igniting the tobacco\. Kiritsugu inhaled, burning up half the cigarette in one go, raising his eyelids, looking into the darkness above, reciprocating the darkness with his own eyes\. After stuffing down the lighter back into his pocket, he brought his attention to his gun, a silver tinted Thompson contender\. He raised the gun up to eyesight, looking at the flickering of the moonlight\. The cold floor made contact with his knee as he kneeled down onto the surface\. He stared at the briefcase next to him for a second, opening it with the code only he knew, revealing thirty-seven handcrafted origin bullets\. Kiritsugu's hand trembled as he picked one of them out of the briefcase, carefully sliding it into the chamber of his Thompson contender\. The man inhaled once more, a singular thought being all that remained in his mind - "A part of his soul\. Lost in the wind\. Lost with time\. For nothing but a witch\.\.\."\. Kiritsugu closed the briefcase, placing it next to a nearby wall where he left a mark by piercing the opus caementicium with a steel knife that he gripped from his hip\.$/
105/^>Eila attempts to stand up after being so rudely insulted\nH-Harsh\.\.\.you know I'd help you if you needed i-ahhh, ahh\.\.\.\n>She manages to rise to her feet, albeit wobbly as she feverishly touches herself, her pale shaft sticking out towards the woman of questionable forehead size\. Juutilainen shamelessly continues her masturbating session while trying to speak through hisses and groans, the stimulation of her glans while attempting conversation proving to be too much for her to handle when the only thing coming out of her mouth is incoherent noises\. The strike witch tugs onto her pulsating shaft with vigor while her other hand comforts her ballsack by cupping it until Eila can't take anymore and hits her climax, shooting thick strings of white seed on Takeshita's pants leg, the semen shooting from her trunk to it's unintended target\. After finishing her payload, she falls onto her back, her head landing on \n\( >>8666996 \)'s feet as she stares at Takeshita with flushed cheeks, unable to utter anything after having used up so much energy pleasuring herself\.$/
106/^Magic! Smoulder says simply, with a smug little chortle\. Her dick was already throbbing with heat due to her natural heat as a dragon, but most of it was a result of the massive arousal welling within her\. She had a deep-seeded need to breed, and she could hardly contain her moans just thinking about what she was going to do with Shimakaze\. Biting her lip while her thoughts wandered into lewd places, Smoulder's gigantic dragon dong pulsed with a fresh surge of blood, swelling the member to it's full size\. The erection had the fortunate side effect of making a great big spurt of pre-cum spatter onto Shimakaze's face, right on her forehead, so it would leak down his face and mark the trap as Smoulder's good little cumslut! The thick, oozing cum was so viscous, though, that it would take it's sweet time rolling itself down her face, serving as both a marking and a foreshadowing of just how thick and spunky her real load would be~\. Of course, using DMG's face as a seat while getting a blowjob from a cutie little trap only made Smoulder evermore horny, making her wiggle in place and moan in satisfaction\.$/
107/^I am angry\. ANGRY ABOUT SHITPOSTERS\n \nToday I go on \/trash\/ for games and I play with friends in these threads, we laugh and RP and then look over, two shitposters spaming\n \nMood immediately becomes poorer, we look and more shitposters come\n \nSoon there is posts of the birds like 'CAW CAW CAW CAW COCOK COCOK COCOK BA BA BA BA BA BEIZAI BEIZAI' and I begin to become afraid because I can't remember if my ava is considered cancer, shiposter posts like penis fucking my eyes, CAW BA SHURE ZAI WOOOO PORN PORN CHING CHONG, fear for my ava becomes stronger\n \nand then the little shit,posts like 12 years old or so, she then pulls down her pics and SPAMS PORN ALL OVER THE BOARD\n \nHE PULLS DOWN AND POSTS A RIVER OF PORN WITH SMALL DICKS NEVERENDING\n \nI look at thread and they continue shitposting about how to RP and how everyone is cancer or something, no one cares\. Threais filling up with shitposts, NO ONE CARES\n \nand then the little shits comes by and I think 'good, now he will slap more sense out of them because he is acting like a barbarian overseas turtle' BUT NO, HE AGREES WITH THEM USING THE SAME ARGUMENTS AND GIVES THEM A SUPERIOR POSITION TO SHITPOST MORE\n \nWHAT THE FUCK IS THIS\n \nEVERY DAY THIS HAPPEn\n \nEVERY DAY HOSH SHIT NEAR MY THREADS\n \nYOU FILTHY DOG\n \nGO HOME\n \nFUCK KOREA\n \nNIGGER COUNTRY$/
108/^Honestly the group of kids that showed me lil pump completely turned me off to him\. I tried showing them Beacon by JonWayne and they cut it halfway through to play lil pump saying "this is real underground hip hop"\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.!\?!\?!\?!\?!\?!!\?!\?! I'm from Oxnard\.\.\. I grew up listening to Madlib and Lootpack, Oh No, MED, etc\.x1000000\. And these fuck heads are trying to tell me JonWayne isn't good!\? They fucking cut his song!\?!\?!\? AND THEN PLAY FUCKING MUMBLE RAP WITH A WACK ASS GENERIC TRAP BEAT!\?!\? They're like 4 years younger than me and all I could think was "wow we really are getting dumber and dumber\." And I don't think it's that I'm just getting old\. It's like rap is not rap at all anymore\. If you have braids and sound like somebody else you're the hottest shit ever\. Like can you whole heartedly say that Lil Pump is more talented than JonWayne\? Fuck outta here fucboi\. Edit: let me clarify, they were showing me tons of mumble rap for like an hour straight and asked me who I'm into and that's why I got to play ONE JonWayne song and they cut it off and start saying I don't know what underground hip hop is\?\? Who does that to somebody else\? And to follow it up with Lil Pump!\? Blew my mind\. Like I get it\. Be into whatever you're into but how are you gonna talk shit about my music and follow it up with that\. Might as well talk shit about a chefs homemade Mac n cheese recipe you just asked them to make, then follow it up with Kraft\.\.\. it's insulting\.$/
109/^Aussa because he thinks he's too good for an entry level job like McDonald's while having ZERO experience\.\nRaven because I'm sure the classy games are rigged so the "Adachi never wins" meme continues\.\nLF and Okabe, also Seth because they type too much\.\nHoshi because he tries to be a le epic bantz man but utterly fails at it, then tries to claim he was just baiting and we're retards for calling him out for his bait\.\nYuno because of Minene\. Fuck you, Yuno\.\nJunko for trying to cuck me out of my Touko Fukawa ship\.\nYosuke for dying and leaving me alone in this world to fend for myself\.\nRin for being 1\.5 inches bigger than me\.\nKamina for being a loli loving sand nigger pedophile\.\nTa-class because of the shipgirl shit and her love for blenders, at one point I was sure she gave me ocular cancer\.\nBaron Blade for being the edgiest piece of cancer I have ever seen\.\nKuga for not letting me stick my dick in Fumi, also for the "Seibah" burger meme\. Fuck you\.\nJo for being a Cowboys fan\.\nDean for fagging a shit wrestler who would be a nobody if not for The Shield\. We all know Roman is the real deal of that group, not the other two\.\nYukine for being an underage faggot who thinks people calling his opinions retarded is him "working" them\.\nBolin because he hasn't died yet\.\nSunset\/Rinoa because they refused to acknowledge my love for Rinoa\.\nThis faggot in ERP that plays Minako in a way that's so fucking terrible, it causes me to want to rip my eyeballs out\.\nCirno because HURR CHECK MY 9\. Fuck off\.\nAll the ERP cucks who come into HG threads to try and integrate\.\nRamsay just for the sole reason he likes to eat asshole, which is really fuck gross\.\nParsee because of that cancerous fucking lewd blob known as Ryouna\. Fucking\. Terrible\.\n\nAsk me some more specifically, I can't remember all the pieces of shit that inhabit this place\.\n>>8329741\n9 inches\.$/
110/^All the people whining about their rp and legion the last 2 threads\.\nWho gives a shit\.\n"oh I'm shit at rp now because of hg I miss legion"\nthen fuck off to another rp group if you really aren't just shit by default\.\nit's just the cry of delusional, talentless, morons who don't know their place\.\nI know my place, I'm not sitting here pretending I'm fucking special\.\nOr maybe I might have a thing that might set me apart coming along, who knows\.\nAll I know is that it doesn't matter till I do it, same as how good of an rper you really are doesn't matter, till you do it\.\n\nNo that's stupid\.\nlet me shitpost kamina, not for a legitimate reason, but because he doesn't give a shit about my whining, and just wants a fucking game\.\n\nHere's a fucking pasta to lazily copy\nBest defense you people can muster\nalso tl;dr: don't be fucking faggots, don't lie to yourselves, and just do what you want\.$/
111/^>>8059829\n\nSeth liked Baron and Carlos calaca\.\nDDD enjoyed Sentry\.\nSoviet enjoyed internationale, DMG liked decker\.\nYukine like sir integra\.\nSunset liked tira\.\nJunpei liked bolt and raidriar\.\nGunboots was loved before people found out it was me\.\nIssac was loved by many\n\n>>8059844\nZulf, patrick, Heigan, gunboots, internationale, banshee, faith and angua all disprove that\.\nBut i got rid of them all because people found them more boring then the cute anime grils or powertrips i played\. Everyone wanted me to play rei or miyako or hiita or the midfags wanted me to be baron again\. Hell I started playing raidriar more just because hikki told me that a pacifist like zulf doesnt make sense and would never fit in\. So i thought why not pick a character whose used to the style of hg anyway, a warrior who fights often, wants to fight often and dies often repeatedly\.\n>>8059858\nDiscussion are always ventin for me\. Its why I pasta often its just a way of venting this shit out$/
112/^JUST FUCKING STOP\n \nYOU ARE THE EPITOME OF CANCER AND YOU ARE FUCKING SHIT, YOU ARE SLOWLY KILLING ME EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME TO RESPOND TO ME\n \nJUST FUCKING STOP TALKING TO ME, I WOULD RATHER HAVE AIDS AND 40 DIFFERENT STRAINS OF THE FLU THAN DEAL WITH YOUR FUCKING CANCER\n \nSTOP NOW$/
113/^Dr\. Pavel, I'm CIA\. - He wasn't alone\. - You don't get to bring friends\. - They are not my friends\. - Don't worry, no charge for them\. - Why would I want them\? They were trying to grab your prize\. They work for the mercenary\. The masked man\. Bane\? Get 'em on board\. I'll call it in\. The flight plan I just filed with the agency Lists me, my men, and Dr\. Pavel here\. But only one of you\. The first one to talk get to stay on my aircraft\. Who paid you to grab Dr\. Pavel\? He didn't fly so good! Who wants to try next\?! Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask\?! Lot of loyalty for a hired gun! Or he's wondering why someone would shoot a man Before throwing him out of an aeroplane\. At least you can talk\. Who are you\? Who we are does not matter\. What matters is our plan\. And no one cared who I was until I put on the mask\.\.\. - If I pull this off, will you die\? - It would be extremely painful\. - You're a big guy - \.\.\. for you\. Was being caught part of your plan\? Of course\. Dr\. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours\. We had to know what he told you Nothing! I said nothing! Well congratulations, you got yourselves caught\. Sir\.\.\. What's the next step of your master plan\? Crashing this plane\.\.\. With no survivors\. Mayday! Mayday! No! They expect one of us in the wreckage\. Brother - Have we started the fire\? - The fire rises\. Calm down, doctor\. Now this is not the time for fear\. That comes later\.$/
114/^Time for a preemptive strike\. I'll probably finish writing this wall of pasta before Baron grows the two nuts his dad never gave him to deliver on his fucking post like he does pizzas for shit job irl\. For some bitchass nigger probably living off tips, he hasn't fucking taken any HG has given him to fucking kill himself let alone any hosting tips I ever posted in a fucking thread\. Now where the fuck do I start with Baron\? I don't even fucking keep tabs on this motherfucker cause I'm scared of an actual physical reaction in my fucking head and get a brain tumor for storing that information\. But I'll fucking try listing a few things off the top of my head in whatever order it comes in\.\n\nFirst of all, your fucking lower than Aussa tier Yu-gi-oh Charmer shitstain that you call an ava\. "Heats up the fucking thread" like that isn't the most autistic greeting post I've ever had the honor of resisting to shitpost\. All your characters are irrelevant shit that nobody cares about, and that's completely fine picking irrelevant characters, but when it's you, it fucking isn't\. I don't know man\. But you're like the fucking autistic plague\. My mind is actually going white tying this fucking 3am crashing on two cans of monster, if this is your b8 to make me lose sleep it just might be the smartest fucking move you've ever pulled in HG, but I just don't think your faggot ass is capable of that kind of metagame\.\nYour games have always been absolute shit, and that's not a fucking terrible exaggeration\. You probably saw everyone doing fucking gimmicks and decided to make up your own shitty point system, whatever the fuck that's supposed to be, comes off as a desperate attempt at a special snowflake gimmick nobody actually fucking cares about\. What the fuck can you even possibly create that will even make the bullshit people went through to enter and RP to your games for your shitty points worth it\? Absolutely fucking nothing\. Your game looks like shit and plays like shit to begin with\.$/
115/^A good point\.\nWhats the solution when part of the problem is that certain community members are not good enough and set the bar too low\. I\.e\. me and aussa\.\n\nYou raise the bar for your own content\. You rp better, you host more you provide enough content so the community as a whole are staying despite those few people\.\nTrying to reset the board clean by shitposting those problematic people out only causes more damage than intended\.\n\nPeople tried to shitpost LD out, what happened\? A ton of people left over the drama and LD still remained, exactly what happened with people who wanted me out of hg\. \nThe only way to improve the threads is to improve the content and I admit I have failed at that to every degree\.\nBut I know for a fact you wont, because you know what happens when the bar is low and theres nothing but shitposts\. What happens is you get people like me joining\.$/
116/^<10 million years later>\n\.\.\.and it's getting closer together\.\.\.\n<500 million years later>\n\.\.\.and it's getting closer toget-\nBOOM\nI T ' S A S T A R\nNew shit just got made! Some stars burn out and die\. Bigger stars burn out and die with passion and make some brand new way crazier shit\.\nS P A C E D U S T\n\.\.\.which allows for newer and more interesting stars to be made, and then die and explode into\nE V E N C R A Z I E R S P A C E D U S T\nSo now, stars have cool stuff around them, like rocks, ice and funny clouds, which can make some very interesting things\. Like this ball of flaming rock, for example\.\.\.\n<meteor hits Earth>\nHoly shit, we just got hit by another ball of flaming rocks, and it kind of\.\.\. made a mess, which is\nN O W T H E M O O N\nWeather update! It's raining rocks from outer space\. Weather update! Those rocks might have had water inside of them and now there's hot steam in the sky\. Weather update! Cooler temperatures today and the floor is no longer lava\. Weather update! \.\.\.it's raining\. Severe flooding alert! The entire world is now an ocean\. Volcano alert!\nT H A T 'S L A N D !\nthere's life in the ocean\.\nWhat\?\nS O M E T H I N G ' S A L I V E I N T H E O C E A N\nOh, cool! Like, a plant or an animal\? No, a microscopic speck! It lives at the bottom of the ocean and eats chemical soup, which is being served hot and fresh, made from gnarly space ingredients left over from when it was raining rocks or whatever\.\.\.$/
117/^<microscopic speck reproduces asexually>\nOh yeah, and it can do that\.\n<microscopic specks reproduce asexually three more times>\nIt has secret instructions written inside itself, telling it how to build another one of itself\. So, that's pretty nifty, I would say\. Tired of living at the bottom of the ocean\?\nN O W Y O U C A N E A T S U N L I G H T\n"Using a revolutionary technique, you can convert sunlight into food\."\nT A S T E T H E S U N\nSide effect: Now there's oxygen everywhere and the sky is blue\. Then the Earth might have been a snowball for a while, maybe even a couple of times\.\nIt's a sponge, it's a plant, it's a worm, and some other types of weird, stranger water bugs and strange fish\.\nI T ' S T H E C A M B R I A N E X P L O S I O N\nWow, that's animals and stuff, but we're still in the ocean\. "Hey, can we go on land\?"\nN O\n"Why\?"\nT H E S U N I S A D E A D L Y L A Z E R\n"Oh, okay\."\n<ozone layer forms>\nN O T A N Y M O R E T H E R E ' S A B L A N K E T\nNow the animals can go on land\. Come on animals, let's go on land! "Nope, can't walk yet, and there's no food yet, so I don't care\."\n<100 million years later>\nOkay, will you learn to walk if there's plants up here\? "Maybe," said some bugs, and fish\.\n"Eh\."\n"Eh\."\n"Eh\."\n<five million years later>\n"Okay, so I can go on land, but I have to go back in the water to\nH A V E B A B I E S\nIdea: Learn to use an egg\. "I was already doing that!" Use a stronger egg, put water in it, have a baby on land, in an egg\. Water is in the egg\. Baby, in the egg, in the water, in the egg\. "Works for me\."\nB Y E B Y E O C E A N$/
118/^Oh yeah sure let's have those anime with the long annoying and fucking forgettable speeches about hot air and shit, and with action scenes that most of the time lead to nothing and oh let's have those fucking jail-bait bitches and fat-asses, fucking jackass, you think I enjoy sitting down and watching a drama show with no progress nor enjoyment, what do you take me for, a fagget like you\? there's a reason why I like moe, cause it's cute, and that's the only reason why I like it, I'm new to anime, but everything that wasn't moe and that I tried sucked major ass, like seriously, it's either so boring, or just too fucking structured and predictable, atleast moe gives me something cute to look at, not those "hot" bitches with their broken ass faces and their god damn stereotypical personalities, and what's fucking worse is that if it ain't a stereotype, there gonna fuck her up anyway, why\? to advance the fucking story some fucking how, fucking peices of shit\.$/
119/^Your RP is just part of the icing on this shitty cake\. You're a failure of a human being\. Your family is living on the verge of poverty but you can't get your lazy ass off the computer to go and make their living situation better\. In what fucked up bizarro part of the world is McDonalds too good for a shitty ass person who's most useful skill is downloading images off the internet\? Get over your arrogance you ass, you're lucky if they'll even give you a chance\.\. You're a useless NEET who can't even step up to the plate when the people closest to you need you to\.\nKill yourself Aussa\.\n\nAnd then there's Maria, the Aboriginal Autist\. It's not enough that we have to put with him hogging up space in our games by entering their shit and fucking off to go play some stereotypical MMO, but we also have to put up with them shitposting and autistically screeching at anybody who decides to pick up the other half of their rotting corpse of a ship that died a year ago\. Even the original Harusamefag is so ashamed of being a part of that they dropped the generic boat shit and said not another word about it\.\nAnd if you object to this nonsense over claiming an ava that he hasn't even played\? He whines in his secret midfag shitposting discord with vague threats of sending people to the hospital when in actuality this faggot is sitting on a white bed getting medical treatment on the public's dime because abos are a protected species\.\n\nKill yourself Maria\.$/
120/^So where do I start\? It's like peeling an onion of reasons, I swear there's a whole bunch and I don't know where to start with the cancers infesting this place, so lemme start this off with the most malignant, Aussa\. Obviously there was the debacle with Hajime where not only did he try hard to ship his Gundam ava with him, but went so far as to go ahead and samefag so to try to push the ship, because this guy is so desperate to have somebody forced to stomach his pus-filled wart of RP\. Fuck that got annoying\. I mean you literally got so clingy you made a goddamn anon post to try and make me take things how you wanted\. I still remember watching in on horror for the relink Aussa makes every time a new thread is up in a pathetic attempt to hold onto somebody's attention because you can't take obvious social cues when someone doesn't want to talk to you anymore\. Not to mention their Rika RP in a nutshell is the equivalent of the one kid at the playground who could never die and always had force fields\. A clusterfuck of godmoding and headcanons thrown onto yet another one Touhou ava that somehow manage to undermine each other just for the sake of being able to explain why you show preferential treatment to the cesspool of other Touhou avas and Fire Emblem characters\. Then, your fucking vampires are all the same, "flirty" cunts that need to be in control of the situation\. News flash, godmoding your way into dominating a situation is awful roleplay and plain bad manners\.$/
121/^That's it, that's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here for good\. This worthless shit dank hole that is HG isn't worth my fucking time anyway\. I did not come here with the intention to shitpost or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking deal with an opinion\. But who the fuck am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on HG who doesn't go all WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, FUCK OFF XD or calling every avatar Hoshi\. Every fucking day in the half year that I have been here have has every fucking day been shitpost day, with the occasional memes and trends that effortlessly overthrow the god damn faggotry that has infested that cursed fucking place\. You are no better than \/b\/, you are no better than \/soc\/, you are no better than \/int\/ when it was the fucking stormfront board and I bet even \/mlp\/ laughs at you pieces of shit\. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of circlejerkers, but I am seeing the same fucking pattern, uninterrupted, seamlessly every fucking week without the slightest bit of change\. And if there is a god damned baitpost, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games\. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking thread, all of you, kill your fucking selves while pretending to fight each other on the internet\. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style\. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABYSMAL HELLHOLE\.$/
122/^I was not aware of your existence up until the point of time where you have purposefully produced external stimuli which has caused me to decide that I am required to shift the focus of my attention to whatever propose you may be attempting to embody, therefore I have decided to share mutual feelings of acceptance and agreement with whatever you may purpose, you, a sentient being taking the physiological sex that produces sperm and possesses both the X and Y chromosomes, whose horrific, irrespective of martial status, is passed down on his male parental figure, which suggests the fact that your physical form is mainly composed of a cluster of more than one individual decapod crustacean of the infraorder Brachyura, who are generally encompassed by an exoskeleton, and possesses a single pair of curved pointed nails located at the end of their foremost appendages , and mainly inhabit the areas directly adjacent to the large bodies of water that are present on the surface of planet earth\. I vocally produce an audible exclamation normally used by one who has been faced with an unexpected, sudden, urgent situation or change that requires the utmost attention in order to be acted upon promptly yet in an appropriate manner\.$/
123/^Wait a minute there, man\. Don't try to mask your whining by calling it criticism\. Criticism is separating the good and the bad to be constructive\. Right now, you're just being a cunt, and there have been a lot of cunts that sound just like you\. At least they didn't think we were stupid enough to actually believe that thier whining was criticism\. Just because you're bitching and moaning doesn't give you the right to have us sit there and take it like you're worth a damn to us or else we're bad people\. \n\nYou say you just lurk, but there's really no way of proving that, you could just be an avatar that posts often who just happens to have too much sand in his pussy at the moment\. Nobody knows, and nobody can, so don't give us that excuse\. \n\nYou're not the standard of who's obscure and who's not\. It's entirely up to the experiences of the individual to decide that, and you have no authority to label anyone as anything\. Even if they are obscure it's your burden to go up to them with an avatar or even anonymously and give them the opportunity to represent their source material before you judge them\. Nobody has to pander to your familiarities\.\n\nYou're an entitled cunt, and I think you should leave before the community unites as a whole against your entire bullshit beliefs and you get the exact opposite of what you wanted from your petty shitposting escapade\.$/
124/^I swear to fucking god\. All of you can go fuck yourselves\. You're all going to let one Ava I use to play ruin my reputation every single time I come back\? You're all so pathetic\. I bet if I picked up an anime girl or two you would all forgive me on the spot since that's how it goes here\. Just know that while you're all too angry at a cartoon rabbit to not act like a total asshole, i'm right here being the better person for not giving you all the attention you crave$/
125/^Look, all im gonna say is just because someone uses a character that someone else had used before doesnt mean they are the same person, and its due to that we had a whole war on whether or not i was the crendor they were thinking of, please, i didnt want any of this to happen, all i wanted was to play games, and all of that, sure i may do some things which in retrospect wasnt the smartest of ideas, but still, i just want to end this whole "Youre Crendor and we know it biz" so we can get on in our lives, im not the crendor from the discord and thats all im gonna say about this, and i hope you finally get through your heads on who I am\.$/
126/^a clusterfuck of games and RPing that isn't very well done by any/
127/^Woah, woah guys\. Not everyone is the fucking best like I am\. Did I mention how much fucking better I am than the rest of you\? God I hope somebody mentions what a great fucking host I am\. Maybe I'll just do it myself actually\. I have to let everyone know how kick ass the Gauntlet is instead of just letting them have their own opinions about it\. God damn my rp is top notch\. I love my avas\. They're so much better than all of the other avas in the thread right now\. All of this anime and not edgy\/meme\/undertale garbage\. Haha that's okay though because I'm super friendly and I get along with everyone even though I shitpost them when they host just to make my games look way better in comparison\. Did I mention that my games are the best\? They have the best background, events and winscreens\. Did I mention my games have more than 500 events\? Not everyone can achieve such perfection you know\. Maybe if you become my personal RP slave like Mitsuki some of my magic will rub off on you\. I'm still going to shitpost you though even when you're trying your best, but don't worry because I won't use my ava so you'll never actually know it's me haha\. I can't have my perfect rep ruined like that\. People see my avas and the thread just becomes 500 times better because my rp is literally the best in all of HG\. After all, my Action Oriented RP™ is completely unique and hasn't been done before\. By the way, did I mention I'm the best fucking person here\? I don't think I'm getting the attention I require\. Maybe if I keep talking about how great I am someone will come suck my dick for me\. Oh and Hoshi, if you're reading this please invite me into the oldfag discord\. I shitposted Dean and Aussa just like the cool guys so you can let me in now right\? My games are better than yours or anybody else's there anyways\. Hell you should just give me the title of King of HG while you're at it\. Haha but really we're friends so we're cool even when I shitpost you as anon for shits and giggles/
128/^HAHA MY FELLOW FILLERFRIENDS LET US PSOT THE MOST HILARIOUS SCREENCAPS THAT HG HAS PROVIDED FOR US :DDDDDDD XD LET US SHIP THESE TWO FILLERS TOGETHER THEY HAVE HAD ONE LE CANON EVENT TOGETHER HAHA\. GOD DOES ANYONE ELSE HERE HATE OLDFAGS\? US NEW PEOPLE JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN :\)\)\)\)\)\)\)\)\)\)\)\)\)\)\)\)\)\)\)\)\)\)\)\)\)\) DOES ANYONE ELSE LIKE EUROB EAT\? LEMME SUBMTI SOME CARS I'LL SHIP THEM WITH MY FAVORITE TRANSFORMER XD EMI X CTHULHU IS THE ONLY GOOD SHIP AMIRITE GUYS\?\?\?\? FUCK YALL WITH UR ACTUALLY DEVELOPED RELATIONSHIPS THEY HAD A CANON FUCKING EVENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHA FUCKING RPFAGS LMAO FUCK ANIME I ONLY WATCH GOOD STUFF LIKE YOUTUBE MEMES :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD FILLERS ARE THE ONLY GOOD PART OF HG BECAUSE OF THE MEMES XD FUCK RPFAGS AND FUCK ANIME AND FUCK DONALD TRUMP$/i
129/^YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY FUCKING PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF\? FUCKING PEOPLE WHO FUCKING HATE ON FUCKING FIVE NIGHTS AT FUCKING FREDDY'S! WHAT THE FUCK! SHUT UP ABOUT HATING ON THAT GAME! THOSE GAMES ARE THE BEST GAMES THAT WERE EVER MADE! IN THE WORLD! THEY'RE ALL AMAZING GAMES except for fnaf3 that game's kinda shit 'cause chica isn't in it but still SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT FNAF HOW IT'S HORRIBLE IT'S THE BEST GAME EVER MADE YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW WHAT'S FUCKING GOOD GAMES YOU GUYS PLAY FUCKING MARIO FUCKING SHITTY GRAPHIC FUCKING BABY FUCKING SHIT FUCKING GOD FUCKING SHIT! YOU PLAY ALL THIS FUCKING SHIT! YOU'RE ALL FUCKING CUNTS WHO THINK THEY'RE FUCKING GOOD AT FUCKING VIDEO GAMES EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE ALL JUST LITTLE FAGGOTS WHO THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE THEY LIKE MARIO MEANS THEY LIKE GOOD GAMES! HERE'S A LESSON FOR YOU! IF YOU LIKE FUCKING MARIO THEN YOU ARE FUCKING GAY AND NEED TO PLAY SOME FUCKING GOOD GAMES LIKE FIVE NIGHTS AT FUCKING FREDDY'S! THAT GAME IS SO AMAZING! IT'S TERRIFYING AND IT'S DEEP! IS THERE ANYTHING MORE YOU COULD ASK FOR THAT\? SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING GUYS! I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL! FUCK YOU ALL YOU'RE ALL FUCKING SHITS! YOU GUYS JUST LIKE FUCKING SMASH BROS EVEN THOUGH THAT GAMES FUCKING RIPOFFS OF FUCKING HALO TO LOOK COOL LIKE WHO THE FUCK IS SAMUS I DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT HIM! HE JUST MAKES FUCKING RIPOFF HALO WEAPONS LIKE THE FUCKING MISSILES AND THE FUCKING SPACE SHIT! SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT HATING ON THIS GAME! THIS GAME IS DEEP ok wanna listen to something\? Okay\. So in this fucking game, FNAF2, there's soe old-ass games that you can play, even though I would've kinda thought that they were shit since they were like really old and faggy and dumb, but they have really deep meanings\. So you see this shit\? So you see\? You're chasing these\.\.\. um fucking um these fucking chil-no you're chasing this murderer, and it says "save them save them" but you can't\. Do you see how deep that is\? DO YOU SEE HOW FUCKING DEEP THAT IS YOU FUCKING CHICKEN$/
130/^\*Alma Elma briefly considers, stroking her chin lightly\.\*\nHmmm・Ill let you off easy this time\. Thanks for the swell time Yosuke\.\nAnd don't worry, I won't tell your girlfriend\. Its out little secret\.\n\nW-Wait・\n\*He shakes with self hatred\*\nLet's・Finish・\n\nThen how about I make you dirtier, slut\?!\n\*Pulls out from Alma's ass, placing it instead in her vagina\*\nI hope you keep yourself clean~\n\nOh, you're a mean one\.\n\*Yosuke puts his cock into her gushing vagina, only to find that it is even tigher than her ass\. It squeezes like a vice, trapping his cock deep inside\. Nevertheless, Alma Elma continues thrusting away\.\*\nMy dear Sophisto took my Five Step Vagina Hell technique to earn his blade\. Can you do the same\?\nStep One: Maximum Tightness - Achieved\.\n\nI'll do it・\(It's not like I can sink any lower・Might as well enjoy it while I can・\n\*Increases pace\*\nYou'll have to do better than that!\n\nThat was only step one\. STEP TWO!\n\*A torrent of fluid assaults Yosuke's dick, as Alma Elma's vagina begins to flood with sex juices\. Its like being caught in a lewd tidal wave\. It coats his cock with viscous warmth, making it increasingly difficult to hold himself back from orgasm\.\*\nStep Two: Vaginal Flooding - Achieved\n\nMmm・That's pretty good, but you know, healing spells can help with lust!\nDIORAMA!\n\*Smirks\*\nBring it on, babe\.$/
131/^\*Alma Elma blasts in through the hole in the roof she created earlier, with a captive Yosuke in tow\*\nWell then, shall we Yosuke\?\n\*She tosses him on the ground, and begins to remove her clothes slowly\*\n\n\*Hits the ground, causing a mild concussion\*\nY-You won't break me, damn yo-\n\*Notices you removing your clothes\*\nShit! I'm not going to let you!\n\*Tried to run away\*\n\n\*Alma Elma's tail wraps around Yosuke's legs, dragging him slowly back towards her\*\n\*Yosuke is Bound\*\nDon't bother running, you're going to need all the stamina you can muster for this next part・\n\*Alma Elma is now standing in nothing but her panties\*\n\nI'm warning you・D-don't do this!\n\*Notices your breasts\*\nThose look・Soft・\n>Guess I need some relatively lewd images now・\n\nGood eye there Yosuke\. Do you want me to massage your cock with them\?\n\*Alma Elma kicks her panties aside, exposing her moist pussy and hard clit\. A light tuft of purple pubic hair decorates the area\.\*\nHehehehe\. C'mon Yosuke\. Pick your poison\.\n\nI'm not picking anything・\n\*Shuts eyes\*\nJust・Get this over with・So I can work on my apology・\n\nYou won't have any breath left to deliver it\.\n\*Alma Elma flie up to Yosuke, and hungrily stuffs her tongue into his mouth\. Her tail coils around, and after unzipping Yosuke's pants with one hand efficiently, hovers above his tip\.\*\nReady to experience please like you've never felt before\?\n\n\*Yosuke begins to make out with Alma frantically\. He doesn't answer the question, preoccupied as he is\*\n\n\(\(I knew you wanted it\)\)\n\*Alma Elma's tail descends rapidly, engulfing Yosuke's penis\. A warm, sticky sensation overtakes Yosuke, as the walls of the tail begins to pulse gently\. The combination of stimuli is very pleasant\.\*\n\n\*Yosuke moans from the added pleasure, breaking contact with Alma's lips long enough to look at her with hunger\. He then pushes her down, proceeding to play with her breasts\*$/
132/Oh, haven't seen that one before\. Oh well\. Won't help you now\.\n\*Suddenly Yosuke orgasms out of nowhere\. He felt completely calm before, but he came nonetheless\. The he comes again\. Even more potent bolts of pleasure begin to ravage his being, causing him to cum over and over again without pause\. He tried to summon more healing spells to quell the pleasure, but his mind is going black with bliss\.\*\nStep Three: Pleasure Bolts - Achieved\n\nThat's- H-How're you- \*Moans in pleasure, instinctively moving further inside\*\n\nLets see if you survive this one\. You're body may break a little bit\.\n\*Yosuke feels his entire body explode at once\. His nervous system begins to go into overdrive, launching waves of exquisite agony across his entire body\. He loses all feeling in his limbs \(he thinks they may have actually broken from shock\)\. His mind is completely empty as the only sensations he feels are his body melting in pain and pleasure, and his never ending stream of cumshots\.\*\nStep Four: Nerve Melt - Achieved\n\n\*His tongue is hanging out as he pants, drooling over both himself, and Alma\*\n\nWell, you can't talk anymore aparently\. Oh well\. TIME FOR THE GRAND FINALE!\n\*Yosuke suddenly feels a moment of respite\. There is nothing for a few seconds\. Then he feels an overwhelming sensation, as Alm pulls out his cock and he shoot his load all over her\. His mind fades into nothingness\. Blacked out on the ground\.\*\nHmmm・I can't tell if he died or not\.\nStep Five: Soul Ejaculation - Achieved\n\n\*Around an hour later, he wakes up\. The first things he's conscious of are a giant headache, stiffness in his limbs, and Jiraiya feeling・off・\nWhat・appened ・$/
133/^ITS ME ANON\n\nYOUR MOM called! He called for a man that can bring an explosive personality! \nA man who can bring heat to the table!\nA man who will demolish that TIGHT PUSSY IN your MOM'S THONG, because YOUR DAD and YOU aint doing shit!\nThe FAMILY needs TO BE KEKED to EVEN commentate, and I reprogrammed MYSELF just to bring this news for you KEKOLDS!\n\nYOUR MOM has a new AFFAIRE in town, One who can drill into HER THICC ASS, ANON!\n\nMY boy, Mr Kaiba, will hit YOUR MOM'S VAGINA like KAMINA GIGA DRILLED RUBY and break you AS YOU WATCH HER GET RAPED like a goddam SLAVIC WHORE\.\n\nHe told me that all Dead Tribute slides need to be replaced with a picture of ME, BARON, MYself, and that next game-!\n\nNext game if you die before Mr Kaiba and I\.\n\nyou and your ugly as fuck wife will have to dress up like a dog, just like that son of a bitch joey wheeler!\nThat you will have to kiss BOLIN's Irish pencil dick and worship HOSHI as your god\.\n\nAnd as for this match crowd\?\nI told MYSELF that Neo or Kaiba will RAPE YOUR MOM, just so all these cheapskate spectators CAN GET KEKED!$/
134/^Kamina stepped out of the Gurren Lagann with a towering erection to make the 9\/11 towers jealous\. His dick scraped against the ground as he went to the apartment of Ruby gloom\. He entered the apartment and say Ruby standing there without any pantaloons on, bent over, displaying an ass\. Kamina ripped off his pants to reveal a 32 inch weinerschnitzel with 25 inches in girth\. He stepped over ruby, sweating at this point, wondering if she could take such a luscious and anal tearing cock\. Kamina cobra-clutched, or Steiner Recliner for you WCW fans, Ruby, his cock balls deep into her tight tight bootyhole\. Kamina went into the kitchen and came out with a cucumber extra, shoving it into her throat to shut up her screeching\. Ruby Gloom shat all over Kaminas cock, but unknown to her, it was his fetish\. He punched the shit out of her, caving in her skull, shoving his shit covered penis into her throat to clean it off, teeth and all\. When he took out the penis, it was scraped up and bloody\. Then, Kamina went to the kitchen again with a cleaver\. Kamina chopped off all of Ruby's limbs and cut her throat, pretty much killing her\. She pissed and shat herself at death, so Kamina threw her face into the shit and started ramming the fucking hell out of her shithole\. Kamina had an idea\. He cut off half of his penis, putting one half into her AIDs vagina with shit in it and the part still atached to his body into her shit-drizzling fartbox for maximum pleasure\. Kamina felt a tingle and drowned Ruby Gloom's corpse in cum\. Then he heard a rampant yelling from all the dick fuck sex he had with Ruby\. He stepped into the he and Ruby's baby room\. There was there tiny child named Simon, Kamina's beloved babboo\. He took condoms he would never use out of his pocket and wrapped Simon's head in it, suffocated him\. Kamina took Simon and threw him against the lovely dovely wall with shit like butterflies and sunrises on it, covering it in blood\. Kamina then grabbed Simon's buttcheeks, putting his$/
135/^Time to write a blog post!/
136/THIS WAS THE GAME WE WAITED A WEEJ FOR/i
137/^Fuck all of you\. You guys are some of the saddest pieces of shit I've ever seen, only rivaled by the other people who use this containment board\. The few tolerable people here are outnumbered by the narcissistic or generally unappealing majority that these threads hold at this current day\. The writing for any RP is lifeless, or the characters used are so forgettable that any interaction with them won't matter within the next week\. This place used to be fun, but now it's as if any drama here is caused by the drop of a dime\. NuHg is one of the most boring places I can think of to go\. I can't wait for this shitfest to die off\.$/
138/^That's fucking it I fuckig did it again\nI came in my fucking mouth\nAGAIN\nI swear I am ready to killmyself\nHow did I become such a degenerate faggot\? I'm not gay I swear\nExactly one week ago I posted in a thread after one week of nofap that I fucking tried to suck myself off because that wouldn't count as fapping and ended up cumming in my mouth while jerking off because I'm not flexible enough to do that\nI was 100% sure that I will never touch my weenie in a sexual manner ever again\nOne anon replied that I'll be back cumming in my mouth by monday and I was like "heh this faggot don't even know how Infinite strong my willpower is"\.\nBut here I am today\n>Listening to hands free orgasm hypnotic YouTube videos\n>"IT ISN'T FAPPING IF I DON'T FUCKING MOVE"\n>waste fucking 2\+ hours\n>nothing happens\n>get horny\n>mind is blank\n>fuckit\.jpg\n>bend over use my fucking hands again\n\nI fucking want to die I don't know what to do anymore$/
139/^>With the theater nearly emptied, only a few desperate stragglers still occupying the space, few and far between and mostly sitting in silence, the pale skinned woman steps up onto the stage for her final performance\n>It starts with a slow build up, her gently strumming at the guitar in hand, building into the opening verse, describing an unobtainable lover, someone who isn't even real, someone you need, who is a part of your very being\nYou can't resist her\nShe's in your bones\nShe is your marrow\nand your ride home\n>And with the fourth line, cements her as something tangible, something you can think about\. She continued, going on with this metaphoric description, describing this lover woman as something that exists everywhere, something inescapable, but still, something you need to survive\nYou can't avoid her\nShe's in the air\nIn between molecules of\nOxygen and Carbon Dioxide\n>Right in this moment, she tenses up, smashing against the strings and producing a tremendously loud sound with her bass guitar, repeated three more times, then dropping herself back to a relaxed stance, while still aggressive pulling back the strings to produce the powerful, grungy backing guitar sound of the chorus, which went a little like\.\.\.\nONLY IN DREAMS\nYOU SEE WHAT IT MEANS\nREACH OUT OUR HANDS\nHOLD ON TO HERS\nBUT WHEN WE WAKE\nIT'S ALL BE ERASED\nAND SO IT SEEMS\.\.\.\n>And right at this moment she seemed to lose all her energy, staring straight down, averting her gaze away from looking any of the few people in the audience who haven't stopped reading at this point straight in the eyes, dropping back to the melancholic and gentle rhythm she carried along beforehand\.\n\.\.\.Only in dreams\.\.\.\n>And she repeated again, the painful line that only cemented the reality of her love\. It only existed in fantasy\. And it was never going to become true, no matter how hard she tried\.$/
140/^>With the theater nearly emptied, only a few desperate stragglers still occupying the space, few and far between and mostly sitting in silence, the pale skinned woman steps up onto the stage for her final performance\n>It starts with a slow build up, her gently strumming at the guitar in hand, building into the opening verse, describing an unobtainable lover, someone who isn't even real, someone you need, who is a part of your very being\nYou can't resist her\nShe's in your bones\nShe is your marrow\nand your ride home\n>And with the fourth line, cements her as something tangible, something you can think about\. She continued, going on with this metaphoric description, describing this lover woman as something that exists everywhere, something inescapable, but still, something you need to survive\nYou can't avoid her\nShe's in the air\nIn between molecules of\nOxygen and Carbon Dioxide\n>Right in this moment, she tenses up, smashing against the strings and producing a tremendously loud sound with her bass guitar, repeated three more times, then dropping herself back to a relaxed stance, while still aggressive pulling back the strings to produce the powerful, grungy backing guitar sound of the chorus, which went a little like\.\.\.\nONLY IN DREAMS\nYOU SEE WHAT IT MEANS\nREACH OUT OUR HANDS\nHOLD ON TO HERS\nBUT WHEN WE WAKE\nIT'S ALL BE ERASED\nAND SO IT SEEMS\.\.\.\n>And right at this moment she seemed to lose all her energy, staring straight down, averting her gaze away from looking any of the few people in the audience who haven't stopped reading at this point straight in the eyes, dropping back to the melancholic and gentle rhythm she carried along beforehand\.\n\.\.\.Only in dreams\.\.\.\n>And she repeated again, the painful line that only cemented the reality of her love\. It only existed in fantasy\. And it was never going to become true, no matter how hard she tried$/
141/^So how come the mods never react to Gengarfag like this\? Why is Gengarfag free to spam threads he doesn't like without getting deleted or banned\?$/
142/POOPIES/i
143/^I'm looking for a competent roleplayer who's looking to earn some easy cash\.\n\nI want someone who:\n- Is happy with playing multiple characters, fluidly\n- Is creative and can consistently push out at least 1-2 detailed paragraphs per post\n- Is familiar with Nichijou and is confident they can nail the personalities of Yuuko, Mio and Mai\n\nThe scene will be discussed in detail with those interested, but the basic premise is that I'd be playing as a student in the trio's class, and they get increasingly annoyed with him - mainly due to bullying and harassment\. Deciding they want to get some revenge for all he's put them through, they kidnap him after class when everyone has gone home, and have their way with him, right in the classroom with just the four of them\.\n\nMust-have kinks include non-con, femdom, foot worship, heavy humiliation and degradation, light-medium bondage, musk and sweat\. I'd also love if toilet play was included, but if that's a dealbreaker, then we don't have to do it\.\n\nI'm looking to pay between \$20 and \$30 USD per hour of roleplay for this specific scene\. I can pay via PayPal, Bitcoin, or Steam gift cards\.\n\nInterested parties can contact me via email at nichirp@protonmail\.com\. Serious inquiries only\.$/
144/^Um\.\nI'm going to fuck the shit out of/
145/^The reason hardly anyone responds is because its always the same shitty public codes being presented by filler hosts and spammed games\. Dome still gets plenty of buzz\. When Craig hosts his codes, they get plenty of buzz\. Nee-Cirno's code gets some activity despite being during dead hours\. When JC last hosted Armageddon, it was pretty active\.\n\nSimple fact: shitty hosts make for shitty games, and a shitty host puts no effort into making their own code or having an interesting mechanic\. Hell, most of these fillerfag hosts still use the default styling\. Only one doesn't and he just spams the \/co\/de slides with no commentary\. It's fucking lame, the same thing over and over\. So why should anyone bother playing when it's just going to be another Wacky Races for the third time of the day\? Even private codes get tiresome if they're hosted too often, so just imagine how it is with shit-taste \/co\/de spam\.$/
146/^Asgore, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me\. I want you to digest this because before I forget about these games in 3 or so weeks as the best host, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest\.\n\nI don't hate you, Asgore\. I don't even dislike you\. I do like you\. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most hosts in these threads\.\n\nI hate this idea that you're the best\. Because you're not\. I'm the best\. I'm the best in the world\. There's one thing you're better at than I am and that's kissing Hoshi's ass\.\n\nYou're as good at kissing Hoshi's ass as Adachi was\. I don't know if you're as good as Colby though\. He's a pretty good ass kisser\. Always was and still is\.\n\nWhoops! I'm getting out of character!\n\nI am the best host in the world\.\n\nI've been the best since day one when I started posting in these threads\. And I've been vilified and hated since that day because the RP Master saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit\. That's right, I'm an RP guy\. You know who else was an RP guy\? King Knight\. And he split just like I'm splitting\. But the biggest difference between me and Knight is I'm going to forget about the games as the best host\.\n\nI've grabbed so many of Hoshi's brass rings that it's finally dawned on me that they're just that, they're imaginary\. The only that that's real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six days, I have proevd to everybody that I am the best when I'm hosting, in the games, even in RPing! Nobody can touch me!\n\nAnd no matter how many times I prove it, I'm not on your lovely little screencaps\. I'm not on anybody's winscreen, I barely get far\. I don't get to bring any banter\. I'm certainly not on any crappy article on the Hunger Games Avatars wiki\. I'm not on the poster of RigginsMania\. I'm not on the beginning post at the start of the thread\. I'm not on anon's host lists\. I'm not seen as the best RP\. But the matter is, I should be\.$/
147/^Okay, my last bit of statement on behalf of myself\. \nFirst: You were the only one I intentionally skipped because you were the only one who exhibited the behavior I talked about\. Yeah, I was put off by it\. I explained why I was put off by it\. I don't expect you to understand or accept it, but that's how it is\. At the same time, no one else followed those qualifications\.\nPeople are saying I skipped several\. I only skipped Hassan, by accident, and hosted a second game with him included to try to make up for that\. \n>Again, I wouldn't mind if your petty ass didn't show up again\.\nThis is what made me go, "Fuck it, I'm not done talking about this" because: why the fuck should I care\? You're one person\.\nI host because I want to, not for anyone one particular other person's sake\.\nAt the same time, I recognize that I need tributes\. I make no distinction between RPer and Filler except:\nIf the fillers involved are clearly being loaded, like with the shipgirl spam or the Trollian spam\.\nWhen I used to reject porn entries because fuck doing a porn WC\. \nSo if one incident of being snubbed in return makes you want me gone, that's fine with me\. \n\nAnyway, that's it\. I'm done talking about this\. There's nothing to debate, no room for argument, and there's very likely no possibility for an understanding compromise\. \nThanks for at least discussing it honestly\.$/
148/^How about everyone you've ruined because they hurt your feelings once\? Pretty fucking plain and obvious there\. But you're so smart when it comes to playing the crowd\. Youre so good at figuring out what will make people sorry for you, how to make people want to do things on your behalf, that unless I assume the position I'll never have that direct evidence\. You're a fucking abuser\. Probably learned from abusers\. Youre a sickening, sick freak and you either need help or someone to punch you in your gut a few times\.$/
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150/^>>20839081\nYeah, I was pretty miffed when you "entered" to the second call with your main, as if that somehow validated the game, rather than the original call, which had been ignored in lieu of RP\. At least as far as anyone could see\. Or am I supposed to have a dictionary of the fillers everyone uses\? That's rich\.\n>I dropped whatever I was doing at the moment so I could enter\.\nWell, thank you, I suppose\? I hope it wasn't anything too important like something on the stove or a child, but the gesture could be appreciated if it wasn't loaded with a whole bunch of other shit\.\n>obviously it was something else that's bothering you\nPut down the pad and pen, Freud\.\n>when you decide to skip me in a game with 15 other filler entries\n\.\.\.\nGet over yourself, princess\. You're no more special than they are\.\nBefore you think about going "Well you're not special either", no, I'm not\. I'm not above-it-all either\. If anything, I'm pretty low on the piling post with these things\. But, since it was my game, since it was my decision, this is me owning it\.\nAnd no, I will not feel free to never host again\.\n\n>>20839122\nAgain, look at the sequence of events\. He wasn't skipped for RPing alone\.\nOf course, I'm not wasting any more energy on it after this\. If there's going to be an argument about it, it's clear that I can't 'win' because of where things stand\. If we accept there is no argument, it's pointless\.\n\n>>20839126\nJust being clear about things so people don't accidentally misinterpret what I was doing based on ignorance\.$/
151/^>>20839184\nOkay, my last bit of statement on behalf of myself\.\nFirst: You were the only one I intentionally skipped because you were the only one who exhibited the behavior I talked about\. Yeah, I was put off by it\. I explained why I was put off by it\. I don't expect you to understand or accept it, but that's how it is\. At the same time, no one else followed those qualifications\.\nPeople are saying I skipped several\. I only skipped Hassan, by accident, and hosted a second game with him included to try to make up for that\.\n>Again, I wouldn't mind if your petty ass didn't show up again\.\nThis is what made me go, "Fuck it, I'm not done talking about this" because: why the fuck should I care\? You're one person\.\nI host because I want to, not for anyone one particular other person's sake\.\nAt the same time, I recognize that I need tributes\. I make no distinction between RPer and Filler except:\nIf the fillers involved are clearly being loaded, like with the shipgirl spam or the Trollian spam\.\nWhen I used to reject porn entries because fuck doing a porn WC\.\nSo if one incident of being snubbed in return makes you want me gone, that's fine with me\.\n\nAnyway, that's it\. I'm done talking about this\. There's nothing to debate, no room for argument, and there's very likely no possibility for an understanding compromise\.\nThanks for at least discussing it honestly\.$/
152/^I'm done with HG\. This will be my last post here, you fuckers have driven me to the edge with your ickyness and ignorance\. You have no idea the level of hate that came with this\. I mean, I get it you're mad I'm letting it out and that it will make the readers of my blog feel worse and I've done my best to fight to make your existence worth it\. But it's not worth it\. And you see how much I hated your comments with an "oh shit" and I thought that meant my day was over! I've worked on posting some of my "old posts" in this section now and will do so later\. If you continue being a horrible dick to me, I will definitely be going elsewhere\. I'm going to stop here, and if anyone has an interest in my blog, this can't hold any water anymore, you should know by now that I'll be following this blog and anything made to look like I'm giving away my posts before they even go live is an absolute joke on both of us\.\nIn the time since this post, I have had a few thoughts regarding the situation I've been in for the last twelve years I've been blogging\. I'd love for these thoughts to come across to anyone else who might be thinking about blogging about this topic\.$/
153/^N-Negev\?!! Crap! You heard everything didnt you!\n>Gibril sighs out of frustration\. Clenching her fists in anger, before she controls her temper for once in her life\.\nThey're right\. I was getting obsessive again\. It always happens when I lose, I just get excited\. When I lost to my leader, I was laughing with joy for a week, even though I had been beaten to near death\.\nA lot of these idiots dont get what fighting means you know\? They always hold back, too afraid to just give in and enjoy what we were made to do! They always say dumb shit like "Show your enemies mercy" or "I cant go on its too painful"\nThe pain is the entire point!! You KNOW that, everyone I saw you take out was fucking maimed with a smile on your face, even me!\n>Gibril only blushes harder, having to kneel down to hide her embarrassment, already getting violent just from thinking about what people will say\.\n\nW-what I'm trying to say is\.\. I love you\. As a killer, and as something more\. I want your violence your pain, your murders, my blood spilt upon your gloves, I crave it all!! I understand if you say no, but I want to be with you no matter how much it hurts me!\n\nNegev, will you go to the prom with me and slaughter these worthless dogs together\? As a couple\?$/
154/^THIS WAS THE GAME WE WAITED MONTHS FOR\?!\?!\nTHIS WAS JUST ANOTHER ONE OF DEDEDE'S SHITTY KIRBY GAMES THAT NOBODY CAN UNDERSTAND\nDON'T TELL ME THERE'S SOMEONE OUT THERE THINKING "YEP, THAT WAS WORTH THE WAIT" WHEN ALL HE CHANGED WAS PUTTING A WEBM BEFORE THE BLOODBATH AND FEAST\nI DOUBT ANYBODY EVEN FUCKING LOOKED AT IT\nI THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SOME SORT OF SPECIAL GAME BUT IN REALITY IT REALLY WAS JUST THE 100TH DREAMLAND GAME\nOH WAIT\nNO IT WASNT\nDEDEDE ALREADY HOSTED A FUCKTON OF "UNOFFICIAL" GAMES DURING THE WAIT FOR THIS ONE\nHELL\nTHOSE GAMES WERE BETTER THAN THIS ONE\nAT LEAST WE DIDN'T HAVE OUR EXPECTATIONS SHOT THROUGH THE ROOF IN ANTICIPATION OF THEM\nBUT THIS ONE\nOH MY GOD\nDEDEDE CRIED MORE ABOUT THIS GAME THAN HIS 16\/KBS INTERNET\nHE CRIED ABOUT ALL THE EFFORT HE WAS POURING INTO IT AND HOW IT WOULDNT BE DONE FOR MONTHS\nBUT HERE IT IS\nTHE SAME SHITTY EVENTS\nTHE SAME LACK OF COMMENTARY\nAND THE SAME\nDISAPPOINTING\nENDING\nFUCK YOU DEDEDE\nDELETE YOUR FUCKING CODE\nDELETE YOUR SAMEFAG FACTION\nDELETE YOUR AVA FOLDERS\nFUCK OFF\nAND NEVER\nEVER\nCOME BACK TO HG$/
155/^That's it, I've had enough of this bullshit\.\n\nPost your fucking address so we can square the fuck up and I can knock your FUCKING teeth out\.\n\nI'll check this thread again in 10 minutes\. I swear to fucking god if I come back to this thread and see you replied with some pussy shit and tried to avoid fighting me I'll track your IP myself and throatfuck you in front of your mother\.$/
156/^STOP STOP THE 2HU MEMES\.\n \nEVERYDAY EVERY FUCKING DAY I SEE THIS FUCKING ICE FAIRY AND A BUNCH OTHER THOSE LITTLE FUCKS AND THEIR MEMERY\. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH\. I GO TO HG TO RELAX AND WHAT DO I FUCKING GET\?\? A FUCKING SMUG POS ICE FAIRY MEMEING EVERYTHING IN EXISTENCE\.YOU THINK ITS FUNNY\? YOU THINK ITS COOL TO MEME 24 FUCKING 7\.FUCK YOU\. I HAVE THESE FUCKING MEMES BURNED INTO MY RETNA\. EVERYTIME I CLOSE MY EYES I SEE A SMUG 2HU\. AND NOW I CANT EVEN GO ON \/k\/ TO SEE SOME TANKS BECAUSE EVERYTIME I DO I SEE FUCKING RIKA'S UGLY ASS ON IT\. MEME THIS\. MEME THAT\. HAHA 2HU's EVERYWHERE\. NO\.NOOOOOOO\.NO\. YOU INFEST EVERY FUCKING HOBBY I ENJOY! EVERY FUCKING VIDYA OR FANDOM YOU LITTLE 2HU SHITS HAVE TO COME IN AND INVADE\.WHY CANT YOU FUCKING DIE\.WHY\? THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING THING EVER\. ID COMMITT SUICIDE BUT I WOULD PROBABLY GO TO HELL AND BE STUCK WITH THAT LITTLE SHIT\.NO\. STOP THIS NOW$/
157/^Rule\. No hangout threads huh\?\n \nAnd what good was that going to do anon\? Force people to stop posting on a board as an admin on that board and if they want to get into a game on that board they have to wait, staring at it until a thread suddenly pops up and they're allowed to post again\?\n \nHaving no HO Threads does no harm than you claim having them does\.\n \nAnd you're in no position to be bringing up Morpheus when you're proposing more extremes than I am\.\n \nEvery recreational internet community is what people want to give to it, you fucking idiot\. That's the whole point\. Nobody gives a shit what you think it is an IRC Chatroom or whatever, it does not matter and does no good for anyone\.\n \nThis place can be someone's internet home, their hangout, their toilet, their place to talk to people, the people here can be their families, friends, rivals, and people they can rely on when they have nothing else\. The games can be a hobby, a passtime, something to get popular from, something you can use to express yourself\.\n \nFuck you\nFuck your enforcement\nFuck your "Going to shit meme"\nFuck your shitty grammar\nFuck your shitty rules\nFuck your trying to define what this community is to the people who cherish it more than you do\nFuck your hairless underage cock balls\nFuck the doctors that committed medical malpractice when they let you live when you were born\nAnd Fuck your mother$/
158/^Why you should RP with these avas\n\n>Star\nGood for short term RP where one doesn’t have to worry about any long term associations and can instead just try on character interactions\. Tend to be rather playful avas that don’t take themselves too seriously \n>Satan\nHe’s also short term RP, more a snack that you can eat on the go to keep one on your toes\. His main good thing isn’t the quality which is merely average but his willingness to RP with literally anyone and everyone\. Which in a community full of elitists is a good thing\. Satan’s characters themselves tend to be pretty eh and uninteresting on the whole as it’s more about how his partner reacts to them\n>Phos \nMain strength comes from being the perpetual outsider as the avas is constantly trying to understand the world around her thus allowing one to establish who your ava and where do they stand\/their viewpoint\. In essence, a way to truly start understanding your character \n>Wander\nBy desperately wanting to be your friend and help you out Wander establishes how your ava reacts to relationships and assistance, tends to also not be too verbose, and on the whole rather calmer than most\n>Aoko\nMainly Aoko is in this weird transitional stage and it’s rather hard to get a bead on what he’s doing exactly so ask me later\n>Eric\nDeadpool is fucking creepy now and is ruined so rest in spaghetti\. As for the rest of his avas\nHE NEVER FUCKING PLAYS THEM\n>Johnny\nSee above\n>Benny\nGood for a longer term RP partner if you don’t minding waiting a bit at times, tends to like doing slow burn stuff or adventure RPs so he tends to work best over longer periods\. His whole shtick however is he needs an ava to bounce off of to make everything work properly so if you don’t click you’re sort of fucked with him\. Also his vending machine is fun to fuck around with and great for short term RP\n>Clone\nHe just sort of exists \n>Frisk\nSee Wander$/
159/Every tranny belongs on the end of a rope\. Losing 1%-3% of the population is a preferable alternative to the utter destruction of society for a few mentally-ill faggots' comfort\.$/
160/^Final announcement\nWell, shit\. It had to come to this\. Something so good, had to go to shit, that's to be expected though\.\nHunger Games has been filled with the most toxic Anons ever to grasp 4chan, and my years of using it and the internet as a whole, wallowing throw the scumbags, trolling everybody, I've never seen a place with so much hatred\. \nI may return, but probably not\. I might consider this a win, if it dies out\. If you truly care about Hunger Games, you should start hosting yourself\.\n\nSee you fuckers around, I have more pressing matters in my life than to waste time on here\. \n\nP\.S\. My name is not Willard here, nor IRL\. It was figured out pretty early on, but I guess you guys and gals forgot about it\. Check back in the archives and look, I'm trying to find the post right now, but I can't\.\n\nAnother operation that was successful\? Give it time, give it time\.$/
161/^Viago was incredibly epic\. His antics in Romania were very enjoyable, but I don't think he lived up to that same epicness in Wild West\. The sun probably got to him\. 8\/10\.\nCraig\.\.\. well, I mean it's Craig so we automatically start the scale at 10\/10\. Getting prejury and not coming back for another season is a damper on his overall epicness but I don't want to be killed so I will go for 12\/10\.\nEzreal was a tragic tale of someone so full of energy being torn apart by cringelords, eventually commiting honorable seppeku, but that's not very epic so this may be the lowest score on the list at 5\/10\.\nRubick is one I didn't get to see much of\. I can only assume he was very epic given his character\. However, what little I did see was me redpilling him on the matters in the game and him immediately using it to get himself killed, so I'm going to be fair and not give him a biased 8\/10 score, but instead a 7\/10 score\.\nJinx is a strange case where one might've been a little bit overbearingly epic\. On epicness alone I'd put her at an easy 10\/10, but she keeps going and it overflows until it hits around 7\/10 again\.\nRick is my mate, so he gets a 10\/10 without any rulings whatsoever\.\nMaxwell has surprisingly been one of your most down to earth choices which was a refreshing take on the mind of Craig, but he wasn't without his unique epic events\. It's a shame he was so overlooked by others because I enjoyed the antics he got up to\. 8\/10\.\nJunkrat wasn't included on this list but I'll rate him anyways\. Take everything good about Viago and mix it in with a dash of Jinx, minus the overbearing part\. The first interaction I had with him was changing the course of our tribe dynamically and it was overall enjoyable\. A shame real life affairs stopped him from blossoming further, but I will give him an 8\/10 as well\.$/
162/^>SoL fags aka Teasippers\n>RP elitists tend to flock here, holier-than-thou, 2000-characters on facial expressions, cliquey tryhards, uses words like serendipitous, something something boring bullshit conversation about coins or culture or teasipping or critiquing the art on plastic cups or some shit, would deadwall if not met up to their standards "sorry but I got bored of this RP\.\.\." eyebrows cocked, knitted, furrowed, baked, raised, eating at said Restaurant giving names to said NPCs, section 8 housing line RP, sips tea, lesbian tsun anime girl or some bubbly peppy fag or le snarky sarcastic aloof dude, "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Ufufufufufufufufufu~\.\.\. My my\.\.\."$/
163/^Okay, so I don't read RP because it's all dumb shit\. Someone wanna spoonfeed me the current arc so I can continue not to give a shit but have something to come back to read while I consider hosting or not over making dinner\?$/
164/^Imagine being at work, your wife calls you and tells you in a panic that her water broke, you rush to your car and call an ambulance, violating all traffic rules, you drive to the hospital, you ask for your wife and they escort you to her room, there you sit, patiently for news\. What probably takes an hour then feels like a thousand years and finally, the doctor comes out and you may enter, you see your wife, drained and exhausted from birthing, smiling up at you with a tear falling from her eye\.\n”Isn’t he beautiful, honey\?” She says\.\nAfter all the procedures, you return home, weeks go by and your son is very healthy and your whole life revolves around him\. You and your wife give your collective best effort to take care of his every need\.\nYears go by and you buy him a new jacket, shoes, backpack, it’s his first day of kindergarten, he is crying and does not want to go, visibly nervous and frustrated, your wife clutches his hand and kisses him on the forehead\. ”You’ll be alright, sweetie, we will pick you up right after, ok\?” She says, smiling with pride\.\nMore years go by, your son has now entered puberty, he is growing up to be a man at a rapid pace and it feels like the years just flew by\.\nThen one day, all of your collective efforts, hopes and dreams and wishes for your son, seeing him become big and strong, graduating college, marrying a woman and being able to see your grandchildren, all of the money and time you spent to raise him is all thrown into an endless well of no return when he tells you and your wife that he no longer wishes to be male and becomes this\. At the age of 18\.\nFucking yikes\.$/
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