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1i bet the last time u felt a breast was in a kfc bucket
2I'm building my own satire trashcan script right now and I need ironic noobtalk
3I spam binds to compensate for penis size!
4Nobody loves me. Maybe if I spam trashcan scripts all day my parents will start talking to me.
5Hey can someone say something stupid i need more dumb shit for my trashcan script
6how country singer play guitar
7how do you use your action taunts? yes i am a noob
8how can i enchant my revolver
9How u jump high as sports player
10How to reprogram cannons with french businessman!
11HOW DO I UPGRADE THINGS I BUILD?
12how suit waiter download mixtape
13As the australian longshoot man how do I throw apple juice
14how do you gtet the communism style minigun
15how do heavy's eat a sandvich?
16how do trade the bushawkok
17how does fast boy throw ball
18how outback man get lemonade
19how archer wanker shoot fire
20How do I street fighter move as the fireman???????????
21how make u.s. marine go air force?
22how get charge n charge
23how can i upgrade my turents
24How building healing bot as technician?
25how does black man shoot hoop
26where vladimir putin find boxing glove
27how do i fly as demonstration man
28How to pretend to die as french businessman
29how to institute automatic cannon as constructor
30How make Gun as Bob the Builder
31how texas man get can opener hand
32how do outback steakhouse guy do the telescope
33how do i throw grenade
34how do u make sentry big
35How to shoot annoying baseball player?
36were do u get speed sentrys?
37how do drinks machine as erection man?
38how fighter guy play trumpet
39how do i get metal on engineer?
40How do make patriot fly
41how engine man use calculator?
42how to signal friends with rubber suit guy
43can large ammunition bloke get fish and chips
44how to fly as sold man?
45who can then the secret agent become the other team
46as spy how do i go to invisible
47how do i reflict cleevr
48how do u send friend request
49how fireman hammertime
50how mario move as cool guy
51how do i shoot air as masked ignition man?!
52GO DAMNIT! WHY CANT I SHOOT WHEN CLOAKED
53how professorman inside eggshell?
54where robot gun get bullet shoots
55how machine man get vespene gas
56when can carpenter put soda machine
57how to launch ball as call center guy
58how moorish legend do fast run
59how warrior dig with shovel
60how do i pee as erectial dysfunction man
61how medicine man find supersaw?
62how russian president consume breadwich
63what button to glow ghost buster?
64how come cant dash as fat
65how albert einstein get lightning bolt hand
66how architect get more minerals
67how do you get the weapons that are named?
68how do i get turrent contoler as construnct worker
69how speed man become super blur?
70how eyeball shoot eyeballs!!!
71how ski mask guy listen to radio
72why to build turret as construction worker!
73how do i roll spy
74how do boston scoundrel run fast?
75how u get a shield on ur turret?
76How do I make my sentry bigger
77which grenades can i throw
78how do I honky tonk with pirate man?
79how nasa spaceman do the fire jump?
80i cant remember how to activate spy cloak plz help
81what button make assassin go transparent
82how do i fly as american lawn mower
83How do explode spiky boom balls as foreign terrorist man?
84How do you push as the firebat
85how u build sentries like that?
86how you throw stuff
87how speedy hooligan throw christmas ball?
88how do u get the proof perches
89How to make construction worker build gas pump?
90how does quick boy drink caffeine
91how do you put lights on a gun?
92how I go shiny as the dentist
93how do u place posters?
94how astronaut suit eat candy
95which button make assassin go transparent
96how make a superjump with soldieR?
97How inventor produce vending machine?
98how masked tuxedo man change color???
99how make tuxedo terrorist do lobster dance?
100how i turn up difficulty in this shit serveR??
101how shot lazer as hillbilly
102how white usain bolt sponsor pepsi
103how can i go cloak as the secret agent
104how to rj farward?
105where jogger get soda
106how do i build disco platform as hank of the hill
107How do you get a forcefield on the turret?
108how do make gun robots bigger as suspender dude
109how does communist share wealth
110how do i bust with caper
111as the American guy, how do I use my jetpack
112what is invulns
113which button to throw grenades
114how use chef knife as helmet child?
115how to raise flag as patriot?!
116what do i do with this spy radio
117how to eat hoagie as big machinegun man
118how coal miner play missile command with wrungler
119how to I double dong as irish explosive professional
120How do flame-man use signal
121how to explosion jump as america
122how does french toast go seethrough
123As science hillbilly, how do I deploy a tiny robo-cop?
124how somali pirate get pegleg
125how do i quickscope with the classic
126how do i get the ninja sword as black patchy the pirate
127how make french bread do crab dance
128How to do lactose attack with New York Nuisance
129HOW DO I MAKE TURRETS WITH THE MECHANIC MAN
130How to tip the iceberg as building man?
131You must acquire a taste for free form jazz.
132How do I go shiny as nazi dentist?
133How to shift quickly as diminutive Boston Boy
134How to launch feet into air as veteran explosives trooper man? 
135How to cook humans as anti-spicy suit person?
136How to make metal shootgun as hardhat safety cowboy?
137How to make the bullet go long as outback steakhouse mate?
138How to eat meal as Putin impersonator?
139How to erect large pistol and bullet ejector and quick mover as south hammer vaquero?
140How white usian bolt go blur?
141How token black man enter superspeed?
142Sharks are the only animals that never get sick. As far as is known, they are immune to every known disease including cancer
143Swans are the only birds with penises.
144The average female American Oyster lays 500 million eggs per year. Usually only one oyster out of the bunch reaches maturity.
145There are eight official languages of South Africa: Afrikaans, English, Ndebele, Sotho, Swazi, Tsonga, Tswana, Venda, and Zulu.
146To mark territory, hippos spin their tails while defecating to distribute their excrement over a greater area.
147The little lump of flesh just forward of your ear canal, right next to your temple, is called a tragus.
148Abraham Lincoln, who invented a hydraulic device for lifting ships over shoals, was the only US president ever granted a patent
149An average beaver can cut down two hundred trees a year.
150The average adult has about 10 pints of blood in their body. 
151Every year, $1.5 billion is spent on pet food. This is four times the amount spent on baby food.
152The Big Dipper is one of the most well-known and easily spotted collection of stars in the Northern Hemisphere.
153Average number of squirts from a cow's udder needed to yield a gallon of milk : 345
154There's only one city in the United States named merely "Beach." It is found in North Dakota, which is a land-locked state.
155A healthy individual releases 3.5 oz. of gas in a single flatulent emission, or about 17 oz. in a day.
156The average cat consumes about 127,750 calories a year, nearly 28 times its own weight in food and the same amount in liquids.
157A sextillion is represented by a 1 followed by 21 zeros.
158Adolf Hitler was a German politician who was the leader of the Nazi Party and Führer of Nazi Germany from 1934 to 1945.
159Most men have erections every hour to hour and a half during sleep.
160Vaporwave is characterized by a fascination with retro aesthetics and technology, and popular music like smooth jazz.
161During World War II, the very first bomb dropped on Berlin by the Allies killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
162The cat lover is an ailurophile, while a cat hater is an ailurophobe. :3
163Uranus is the only planet that rotates on its side.
164The average elephant produces 50 pounds of dung each day.
165A woodpecker can peck twenty times a second.
166Maine is the only state in the United States whose name is just one syllable.
167More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.
168Chimpanzees have a history of violence after entering puberty.
169An albatross can sleep while it flies. It apparently dozes while cruising at 25 mph.
170America's first nudist organization was founded in 1929, by 3 men.
171In 1845, President Andrew Jackson's pet parrot was removed from his funeral for swearing.
172An empty aluminum cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.
173in fact Nasa cannot go further than 400 miles from earth because Cosmic Radiation would incinerate the astronauts in seconds
174All pet hamsters are descended from a single female wild golden hamster found with a litter of 12 young in Syria in 1930.
175I was pro-life until I met you.
176If your face was a Counter Strike map, it would be de_formed.
177The way you're feeding, you could end world hunger.
178Somehow you are doing worse than Ghostbusters.
179I'd say you suck, but that would mean you have some value
180You're the type of player to get 3rd place in a 1v1 match
181'Three-second burst' should be your rate-of-fire, not your sex life
182You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat.
183Can someone set the bot difficulty at least to medium, please?
184You are like Forrest Gump but without the running thing.
185Why is there an enemy team when I have my own shit teammates to deal with.
186At least buy your jungler some marshmallows if he's going to be camping so much
187Good job, now try that on the other team!
188PROTIP: Knowing when to quit is a useful skill.
189Did Marvel buy the rights to your mouse? Because you can't seem to actually kill anybody off.
190Your skill is like John Cena, nobody can see it
191I think you should press the power button in order to contribute to the game.
192If I wanted to kill myself I'd jump from your ego down to your rank
193404: Skill not found
194This is why people talk about you when you're not around.
195God ran out of clay, so he slapped a bunch of dog shit together to make you
196Is your huge death count compensating for something?
197It's a joke, not a cock, don't take it so hard.
198Go play Lemmings, at least you'll be able to kill something.
19930 millon sperm and you swam the fastest?
200You're lagging so hard you're still in 2015
201You probably would've shot the kid instead of Harambe 
202You could win an oscar for how sad your life is.
203Are you aiming for a pacifist walkthrough?
204Maybe you should try something more your speed.. like stopping
205Your parents must have been disappointed with the one-child policy
206Please be careful to ensure your tears don't get into the electronics.
207With a score as low as that, you must be amazing at golf.
208I wish you took the bullet instead of Harambe.
209I bet if you would go afk, you would play better
210You're the human equivalent of a participation award.
211i'm just impressed you're still trying to play with a trackball
212Eat your veggies kids, that's how I got strong enough to carry you all!
213Stevie Wonder can see how shit you are
214Are you constipated? 'cause you ain't doin' shit.
215I bet he came here because Minecraft was too hard
216Does your ass get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth?
217I think you should just go afk. You'd get better results.
218I'd tell you to go outside, but you'd just ruin that for everyone else too
219I'd call you a tool, but that would imply that you were actually useful.
220I'm surprised you even managed to get out of bed without hurting yourself
221You say that as if I value your opinion.
222You're dying so much that you could replace Sean Bean.
223Which is lower, your score or your IQ?
224I cant hear you at the bottom of the scoreboard
225Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
226If you worked at a zoo, Harambe would still be alive.
227Out of any animal you identify with, you chose a bitch.
228I didn't know toasters could run this game
229Try doing hand stands sometimes. I think your brain needs more blood.
230You know your team is trying to win right?
231It's sad that your IQ matches your shoe size.
232There are about 37 trillion cells working together in your body right now, and you are disappointing every single one of them.
233You are what you eat, and you're a dick.
234You don't have to worry about friends talking shit behind your back, seeing you have none.
235I could eat alphabet soup and still shit out a better argument than you.
236Feminists get more trigger time than you.
237You didn't make a mistake. Your parents did.
238Hey, give me a shoutout to your 2 Twitch viewers
239Wait, wait, wait. Let me guess. It was lag, wasn't it?
240That crosshair is for aiming at enemies, you know.
241The keys your looking for are Alt-F4
242If this was pay-to-win, you'd go bankrupt before you got your first kill.
243It seems you and the kill cam have become well acquainted
244I guess the abortion clinic forgot one
245If you stopped jerking off, maybe the blood would go to your brain instead.
246Guys, how about you fix some handles to yourselves, so it'll be easier for me to carry you?
247This is why doctors advocate regular masturbation, to keep fuck ups like you from being conceived. 
248If I wanted an excuse, I would've asked your mother why you werent aborted.
249I recommend you keep crying. It's the only thing you're doing right.
250Guys, can we put the bots on a higher difficulty?
251I don't know what your problem is, but I bet its hard to pronounce 
252Were you always this shitty or you're trying really hard today?
253you couldn't be more inbred even if you were in a fucking sandwich
254There's a good game for you to practice. It's called Cookie Clicker.
255I never knew you could play this from your IPad 
256Shouldn't you be trying to put a round block in a square hole somewhere?
257Legend has it that the number 0 was first invented after scientists calculated your chance of doing something useful.
258Access the cheat menu with ALT + F4
259I'd give a penny for your thoughts, but I don't want to overspend.
260Can a medic take a look at my back? It hurts from carrying this team.
261Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your girlfriend later.
262WOW! imagine if your parents weren't siblings.
263hold on im loading my scripts for giving a shit
264Letting you live was medical malpractice
265I've seen better reflexes from Bethesda NPCs
266Why don't you slip into something more comefortable? Like a coma?
267just do exactly the opposite of everything you think and we might have a chance
268Isn't your time running out on the library computer?
269Team Fortress 2 is also Free-To-Uninstall
270I normally don't argue with children but I'll make an exception for you.
271Kirby must be jealous with how much you suck.
272If I got a dollar every time you missed a shot i could buy you the glasses you so desperately need.
273Why don't you check between your chair and your keyboard for the problem?
274I'm pretty sure the only thing you can turn on is your laptop.
275You are as useless as a white crayon
276Don't worry guys, I'm a garbage collector. I'm used to carrying trash.
277Most people missed out on the lottery, you missed out on the gene pool.
278Achievement Unlocked: More Time Dead Than Alive
279A fucking flight of stairs has killed more people than you have
280If you'd been the terrorist piloting the jet in 9/11, the towers would probably still be there
281Have you considered pointing that gun the other way around?
282I'd tell you to go play in traffic, but you'd probably suck at that too.
283How many tries did it take for you to click on the button that launches the game?
284Everyone who loves you is wrong.
28595% of lag occurs between the player and the computer
286Don't beat yourself up. We already did that for you.
287Feed any more and you'll end world hunger.
288Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?
289Hitler knew when to kill-himself. Why can't you do the same?
290You're baiting so hard you could probably catch a fucking shark
291To which foundation do I need to donate to help you?
292I bet you can't see the screen with all your tears
293You're as useful as Stephen Hawking's home gym
294Your kills are like all Valve franchises, stuck at 2
295Did you know sharks only kill 5 people each year? Looks like you got some competition
296You are proof enough that guns do not kill people.
297How the fuck were you the fastest sperm???!
298Your parents deserve more than this.
299You should eat some makeup so you can at least be pretty on the inside.
300The only problem with your PC is that thing between your keyboard and your chair
301Can't hear you from the bottom of the scoreboard
302Perhaps your strategy should include trying.
303I think you'd have more fun playing something you were good at.
304I know you're trying your best, but I wish your best was actually trying.
305press alt-f4 to help the team
306Warmup ended several rounds ago.
307If I had 2 bullets and I was in a room with Bieber, Hitler, and you, I'd shoot myself twice.
308I've never touched a cigarette. I feel a sense of regret for not doing it, because you gave me cancer anyway.
309You paid $1500 just to get destroyed in 4k. Good Investment.
310I wanted to be you for Halloween, but I couldn't fit 7 dicks in my mouth
311please look at the screen when you are playing
312I doubt you can even count to your score.
313I believed in the good and potential of humanity. And then you came along.
314I wish my HIV-Test would be as negative as your score 
315I've seen you die more times than you've seen your dad.
316I'm not questioning your intelligence, merely denying its existence
317If you want to hear about mistakes, ask your parents.
318You're the MVP of the other team
319You're the type of person to try and shoot up a school with a nerf gun
320Your aim is so poor, even African countries feel the need to donate to you.
321Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
322I'd give you steam wallet codes just to uninstall this game
323Even Noah can't carry these animals
324Ethiopia could eat for a month the way you are feeding.
325you almost didn't die that time
326At least your ping score is higher than mine.
327Can you please check if your mouse is plugged in?
328Players like you are why Easy mode is a difficulty option.
329Did you empty your ammo for warning shots?
330I've been to daycares more threatening than you
331You might help your future win-rate by uninstalling.
332If ignorance is bliss you must be the happiest person alive.
333'Three-second burst' should be your rate-of-fire, not your life expectancy
334I didn't realize 'Moving Target Dummy' was a selectable character.
335**PROTIP** Your crosshair generally assists you in aiming.
336You need to go back to growing things on Farmville
337When i die i want you guys to lower my coffin so you can let me down one more time
338You're the reason abortion was legalized
339The game wants to uninstall you.
340I don't lift, but I sure do carry.
341Pro Tip: You can uninstall any game you play.
342There are loads of tutorials online that will show you how to setup your mouse properly.
343You remind me of the last batch of scrambled eggs I made: beaten, over-salted, and burned.
344Oh wait, this is not a bot game?
345Your existance is proof people don't know how to pull out.
346On a scale from 1 to 10, you are 2 stupid.
347Your parents need to get a very late term abortion
348Now I know why nearly every game has arrows pointing to the objective. They were all for you.
349The only thing you can throw is the match
350How did you ever get through the tutorial level?
351don't trip on your way into respawn
352Maybe Hello Kitty Island Adventure is more around your skill level
353Maybe if you stopped using your keyboard as a doormat you could actually win.
354If there would be a loser contest you'd win a second place. Because you are a loser.
355This game has a wide variety of playable characters and playstyles, and I'd appreciate it if you'd learn one.
356You are the reason aliens wont talk to us
357My abacus has more processing power than you.
358I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you never use it.
359I'd tell you to blow me but you've been sucking dick all game
360Well I would agree with you but then we'd both be wrong
361Looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.
362You couldn't even support a drug addiction
363I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.
364There are vacuum cleaners that suck less than you.
365I'm glad to see you took a break from Cookie Clicker to grace us with your MANY talents
366Just as a heads up Steam has a 2 hour, no questions asked refund policy. I suggest you take advantage of it while you can. 
367if i wanted to kill myself id jump from your ego to your IQ 
368Your kill list is shorter than a list of french war heroes 
369I bet you have alot of participation awards...
370Fighting on the internet is like participating in the paralympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
371Your aim is so poor that people held a fundraiser for it
372You have some big balls on you. Too bad they belong to the guy fucking you from behind. 
373I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong
374People like you demonstrate why Single Player mode should be mandatory.
375have you ever had a conversation where the other person wasn't just shaking their head in disappointment?
376The keys you're looking for are Alt-F4
377Would you like some fries with that salt?
378Maybe if you try to miss, you might hit something!
379I feel like you are the type of person to go negative against bots
380With that aim, I'm impressed you could even hit the queue button.
381I have neither the time, nor the crayons, to explain this to you.
382You're that one guy that would actually get his dick stuck in a ceiling fan for not following instructions.
383I'm jealous of people that don't know you.
384I'd tell you to commit suicide, but then you'd have a kill.
385I've had jar lids give me a bigger challenge than you.
386You have the situational awareness of a potato
387If you were a real terrorist, the world would be a much safer place.
388I would insult you but nature did a better job.
389If your dad's aim was as good as yours we wouldn't be talking right now.
390You're about as useful as Anne Frank's drum kit.
391I think I broke the weightlifting record by carrying this team.
392You're a prime example of why the gene pool needs a whole lot of bleach
393Maybe you should just stick to playing singleplayer games.
394I noticed your sister got all the good genes from the family.
395why turn on the computer if you're just gonna make it depressed
396You couldn't even hit puberty.
397Your reaction time is as fast as coastal erosion. 
398John Lennon is better at dodging bullets than you
399I guess the condom broke and the coat hanger wasn't long enough.
400Your years of practice on easy bots clearly paid off.
401Stairs has killed more people than you have. 
402I'd love to see things from your perspective, but I don't think I could shove my head that far up my ass.
403Don't shoot yourself! Not because I'd miss you, because you'd miss you
404if you open up enough crates, one might contain the chromosome you left inside your mom. 
405Who set the bots to passive?
406Even a common cold has a higher kill count than your aim
407Try switching your router off, that might help.
408ethiopia could eat a year the way you are feeding 
409You bring down the property value just being here.
410Remember that one time when you were good at this game? Me neither.
411The way you feed, you could stop world hunger.
412Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example.
413Maybe you should try something more on your level, like rock-paper-scissors.
414Imagine what your life would be if your parents weren't siblings.
415You're the reason your parents fight
416I bet your club penguin pets killed themselves
417I'm super glad you're enjoying the rich tapestry of art assets and sprites, but some of us are trying to win the fucking game
418I see your hobbies include lag, friendly fire and caps lock. Good for you.
419I bet you blame the lag even when you're playing with bots.
420If Stupid was an epidemic, you must be patient zero.
421Auto-sniper just means it's semi-automatic. You stil have to aim.
422You are the MVP of the other team.
423Remember that it's better to try and fail than to not try at all, so don't be afraid to start trying any time now
424Play with a blindfold on, at least you'll have a valid reason for missing all those shots.
425The only thing you've killed this game is my faith in you.
426you're topping the scoreboard in chromosome count
427Friendly fire was invented because of you.
428You couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the sole.
429You're worth less than a Steam trading card
430If you want to reduce the number of times you lose, you could try uninstalling
431You know this isn't turn based combat right? When they shoot at you feel free to shoot back.
432Ah yes, the Dead Sea, the second saltiest thing on Earth next to your bitch ass.
433Even Gandhi is jealous of your pacifist playstyle.
434Two men walk into a bar. You walk into a fucking pole.
435I didn't know dying was a special ability.
436I wish I could replace Harambe with you
437I didn't know they let Stormtroopers play video games
438I can't wait till I have dementia so I can forget that ever happened.
439If your Mom's vagina was a video game it would be rated E for everyone
440You're why I'm pro-choice.
441It'd be an insult to compare a stormtrooper to you. At least they know what they're trying to shoot at.
442A woman at a urinal has better spray control than you
443I bet you're that guy that dies in the tutorial.
444I hope you're the last person in a human centipede.
445Your family tree is a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
446Do you need help? I ask cause the only way I can imagine you playing this bad, was if you had collapsed on your keyboard.
447You look like someone pressed the randomize button in the Oblivion character creator.
448Hey you got something added to your score. Wait... that's just another death.
449Go down to the nearest drugstore and buy a little thing called viagra. It will help you go fuck yourself.
450Yes, we know, you have a penis. Please remove it from the keyboard and play. 
451Are you collecting bullets?
452Children with cancer take losing better than you do.
453Your asshole must be jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
454I'm a plumber and even I can't handle your shit.
455You probably think the light in the refrigerator never turns off.
456Do your parents cry every day or just on the days they realize they didn't get the abortion?
457When your parents said shoot for the stars, this is not what they meant.
458Your face looks like it was made by Bethesda
459Playing with you is like the Shawshank Redemption, only with more tunneling through shit and no fucking redemption.
460Might I suggest you beat the tutorial first
461I've seen more support for North Korea than I've seen all game from you.
462Maybe God made you a bit too special.
463You aim like Michael J. Fox on a roller coaster
464You have an inferiority complex, and it's completely justified
465Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
466It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
467If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart
468Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
469Does your ass ever get jealous of the amount of shit that comes out of your mouth
470Did your parents try to get a refund?
471How'd you get through the tutorial?
472Your idea of a comeback is jerking off into a fan
473I'm surprised that you were able hit the 'Install' button
474If you keep crying, we're going to need to build another Ark.
475This team could lose at Farmville. 
476Does your mouse have recoil or something?
477At least your K/D is better than your GPA.
478Mentally challenged people don't want to be referred as 'Retarded' becuase they don't want to be compared with you.
479You could be the only person in the game and still manage to die.
480Your mother should have swallowed you
481stop hogging all the deaths
482Good job keeping your learning curve perfectly horizontal. 
483I have bowel movements that move faster than your thought process
484You might just create another dead sea with all your tears.
485You deserve a high five, to the face, with a chair
486You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.
487Even the game's client-side prediction has no idea what you're trying to do.
488I understand blaming the lag... between your brain and reflexes.
489Does your mouse have kickback when you shoot?
490Just because you can act like a dumbass doesn't mean you should.
491You're supposed to be farming gold, not chromosomes.
492Your aim is so poor Bono is holding a charity concert for it.
493Stephen Hawking probably runs better than your game
494You are a walking condom advertisment.
495Believe in yourself, because the rest of us think you're an idiot.
496I used to think everyone had the potential to be great, then I discovered you.
497Embarrassing. I've heard better shittalking from a goddamn crowdsourced generator
498My cat sleeping on the keyboard would do a better job
499I hope one day you regain the use of your hands.
500Remember, riding dick is not a mode of transportation.
501You should let your chair play, at least it knows how to support.
502Your best Kill of the Day: my time
503My shoes have more support than you've given me.
504Yoda is easier to understand than you are.
505I'm still not convinved God exists, but if he does you prove he has a sense of humor.
506Mistakes were made, the worst one was by your parents.
507If only you could hit an enemy as much as your dad hits you.
508At least you could survive the abortion.
509When you go to a family reunion, who brings the condoms?
510Your Tinder profile has seen more lefts than a Nascar track
511**PROTIP** Using a mouse is recommended.
512Try playing the game normally, instead of just repeatedly slamming your forehead into the keyboard.
513You might as well start hacking, that way you could finally achieve something; a ban.
514I'm sure your bodypillow is very proud of you.
515If it wasn't for gravity you couldn't even hit the fucking ground
516I'm not trash talking, I'm talking to trash
517You're about as useful as a snowshovel in Hawaii.
518With aim like that, I pity whoever has to clean the floor around your toilet
519Your existence is the best argument against intelligent design.
520I'd rather fuck a bear trap than live a minute of your life
521Have you tried turning your brain off and on again?
522I think you should stick to Neopets.
523If we learn from our mistakes, your parents must be geniuses now
524Does your owner know you're running on the keyboard?
525If I wanted to get yelled at by folks like you, I would go to the daycare. 
526You failed, just like your dad's condom
527This isn't golf dude. You don't get a handicap.
528We will get Half-Life 3 when you get a kill.
529Your aim is like your crush, never gonna hit it
530You must really like that respawn timer
531You are the reason I have to doubt evolution and natural selection
532Can you just place your cat on the keyboard and leave? We've a better chance of winning that way. 
533If skills were a disease, you'll be immune to it.
534You should've quit while you were ahead. Which was before you installed.
535even the steam support is more useful than you
536i don't know what gets less hits... your aim or your online dating profile
537I would mentally duel with you, but I can see you're unarmed
538Really wish I could aim this gun at myself instead of the enemy team.
539You could play in an empty server and still somehow manage to lose CTF.
540You should make a team and call it 'soup kitchen' cause you're feeding everyone
541You're living testament to the idea that people only use 10% of their brains
542Unplug the Ethernet cable. That gets rid of the lag.
543im gonna be able to deadlift 400 pounds by the time im done carrying you
544Your mind is just as stable as your internet connection.
545Congress works better than you.
546 Is your monitor on
547I'm sorry, you'll have to be louder- sound doesn't travel all the way up the scoreboard.
548Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents for instance
549You guys answered the age-old question of whether God could create a team of people so dense that even he could not carry them
550Do you know you need a mouse to play, right?
551I'm Sorry I Can't Hear you From the Bottom of the Scoreboard
552Do you lose when you play against yourself?
553At least your immune system tries to stop you from dying.
554I wonder if the sperm that had the skills is watching you from your mom's mattress.
555I've had more engaging arguments with my dog
556Your aim is proof that excessive masturbation causes blindness
557Calling you a retard is an insult to the mentally challenged
558You know what man, blind gamers deserve a chance too. I support you.
559Have you considered other hobbies?
560You could end world hunger with how much you feed
561Your parents aren't the only ones who regret knowing you
562You spent more time in the killcam than actually killing.
563Let's just let natural selection take it's course
564If you listen closely, you can actually hear the salt crystals forming
565If stupidity was a character class, your stats would be legendary.
566Maybe it's time to upgrade from dial up.
567Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there
568Roman soldiers were once paid in salt. These days people like you are giving it out for free.
569Everyone who has ever loved you was wrong
570You're like an onion. On the outside you're shit, but peel away a layer and underneath is another layer of shit
571Your aim is so shit you couldn't hit the ground if you fell
572Why are you still here? I thought trash day was yesterday.
573A law prohibiting you from breeding would be justified but unnecessary
574Just because you have the ability to click play doesn't mean you should.
575I bet you guys are going to single-handedly keep the porn industry alive for the next 30 years.
576If the game was about getting killed, I bet you would be still alive.
577Oops, I must have chosen easy bots by accident
578Move your sisters head, I'm gonna kick you in the dick
579does your ass ever get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth?
580you camp more than Bear Grylls
581Help & Options -> How To Play
582Congratulations! You've made the enemy team's highlight reel!
583video games bring new experiences and right now I'm experiencing what it's like to be a special needs caretaker
584are you watching porn or something i swear to god you're playing with one hand
585You should give that extra chromosome back, it's not nice to steal
586You sound like you roofy yourself at gay bars
587It's dangerous to use your entire vocabulary in a single sentence!!!
588You have worse map awareness than Christopher fucking Columbus.
589Blink twice if your skill is being held hostage.
590You couldn't be more inbred if you were in a fucking sandwich.
591Does your ass ever get jealous of the amount of shit that comes out of your mouth?
592Tried Uploading this to pornhub...but they don't accept rape
593I was going to make a joke about your kills but I couldn't find any.
594I'd call you a piece of shit but that at least has use as fertilizer
595aww, you're just like Jesus, always respawning and never hurting anyone :)
596You are why aliens wont talk to us.
597Maybe you should try a single-player game.
598You'd have the top score if this was golf
599Are you AFK? Good, we finally have a chance of winning.
600'Twitch Plays TF2' would be more useful than you.
601Im considering playing against you with my eyes closed, cause playing one handed didnt make it any harder.
602I'd suggest you to uninstall the game but I bet it's too complex for you
603I wish we'd met years ago, I would have repressed the memory by now
604I'd tell you where the uninstall button is but you'd miss that one too
605No this isn't Pay-To-Win, all you have to do is pay attention
606Try not to trip on your skill level on the way out.
607You know all those times your parents said video games would get you nowhere? They were right.
608If we win this game, you only need one more miracle to become a saint.
609Your aim is so bad you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat
610I almost mistook you for an actual threat there.
611Not even Atlas can carry this Team
612You must be so confused about the tiny people in your computer screen.
613You're just like a dog, all bark and unable to play video games.
614Be honest, are you just a cat swatting at the keyboard? 
615You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
616I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
617Did you skip the tutorial?
618Whoever told you to just be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice
619You know that if you plug the screen in you can actually see the enemies.
620You're the type of person who would miss at point blank range with a flamethrower.
621Some people get paid to suck, you do it for free. 
622Don't worry, everybody was new once. You just... stayed.. new, somehow...
623 You're the reason they need to put instructions on shampoo bottles.
624I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that.
625I would ask if you were new, but that would imply you can actually get better
626You're lucky your dad's dick had better aim than you. 
627Are your parents siblings?
628If you were any dumber I would have to water you twice a day
629A million years of evolution and we get you.
630Stephen Hawking has better hand-eye coordination than you.
631I bet you would blame it on the lag at a LAN party too.
632You have as many kills as you have brain cells.
633Team Fortress 2 is also free to unistall
634How many tries did it take for you to click the install button?
635Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall
636If you ever win a match screencap and send to the church. Pretty sure that'll count as a miracle.
637Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
638you could season a meal with all that salt from your tears
639I guess my team is sponsored by the Make-A-Wish foundation...
640I would insult your IQ, but the concept of negative numbers would boggle your mind.
641The only keys that's worth hitting, is that power button on your computer.
642If life is like a box of chocolates, you're a fucking raisin 
643I'm surprised you even hit the power button on your computer.
644***PROTIP*** use your mouse to look around
645Rick Astley gave you up 'cause you let him down.
646The killcam ran out of film thanks to you.
647I was expecting a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
648everyone on my team is bad >:(
649You have a skeleton inside of you right now.
650remove kebab
651fuk u weebs n ur chineese cartoons
652bootymad
653WE R IN THE BEEM
654i think this guy is hacking cuz hes going invisible a bunch
655Guys, help. I think I'm becoming a weeb and I don't know what to do
656A B S O L U T E  M A D M A N
657wwdaddaswwasdwassasaww
658sorry hit the wrong bind
659sum1 gave me some lazer weapons for a purple hat i unboxed yesterday :-D
660As a gay man, I get a confidence boost from republicans insinuating that my existance is destroying America.
661ayy lmao
662Trump is going to ban japanese cartoons and I'm not sure how to feel about that.
663dank
664!giveitems
665can someone tell me where i can buy the other half of my zatoichi
666>mfw ayy lmao
667!hat
668overwatch is better
669everyone on the other team is bad >:)
670Waluigi is my favorite pokemon
671!rtd
672Trump is the only true waifu. If you like anyone else you're lying to yourself and to them.
673she got a big booty so I call her big booty
674wrong bind srry
675dank memes
676/b/ is full of faggots jerking each other off, because apparently disappointing your mother is 'in'. I should know.
677weed
678It's pay-attention, not pay-to-win
679I unironically listen to vaporwave.
680cyka blyat
681Yeah, I browse /b/. Why do you ask?
682jet fuel cant melt steel beams
683bendysnitch cumquat is the best actorman
684Remember guys, the more snipers we have on our team, the more skilled we look.
685why isnt there a medic!!!1
686WHY CANT I 360 NOSCOPE
687oh yes daddy, you can dominate me any day
688>mfw git gud
689If you reach 30 years old without having sex, you become a wizard. You're promoted to grandmaster if you hit 40.
690You have died of dis sentry >:-)
691danm daniel
692dam daniel is my favorit meem
693This game will always be about luck more than skill
694happy birthday TO THE GROUND
695hard work pays off
696aardvark pays off
697what a noob XD
698trading ref for robux in roblox
699on a scale of 1 to rom cruise how gay are you
700playing medic is kinda like me when i land a falcon punch. Hard.
701600 ping, perfect. wasn't really planning on killing myself but i'll make do
702experience has shown me that the two easiest ways to get votekicked are to spam chat binds, or cap on hightower.
703theres only one gender
704I came here to have a good time and im honestly feeling so attacked right now
705Poverty engineer was sitting on the curb, contemplating his poverty. He was poverty. Really, really, poverty.
706I fart in ur general direction
707[ ] Not REKT [x] REKT [x] REKTangle [x] SHREKT [x] LawREKT of Arabia [x] Tyrannosaurus REKT [x] eREKTile dysfunction
708You think I don't know how to spell 'your'? I shortened it to 'ur' because I was eating chips and typing one handed
709Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I'm str8 ir8. Cr8 more, can't w8.
710Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
7112016 was a mistake
712rip in pepperoni
713no waifu, no laifu
714cheeky nandos
715hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! 
716After 9 years in development, hopefully it will have been worth the weight.
717I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment.For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong
718YESTERDAY YOU SAID TOMORROW, SO JUST DO IT!
719damn son where'd you find this?
720how do I shot web
721u wot m8
722Congratulations. You played yourself.
723People die if they are killed!
724never forgetti
725ʕ ᵔᴥᵔʔ
726What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
727(ง ͠° ͟ل ͡°)ง
728It's quick, it's easy, and it's free - Pour river water in your socks
729¯\_(ツ)_/¯
730Ａ Ｅ Ｓ Ｔ Ｈ Ｅ Ｔ Ｉ Ｃ
731つ ◕_◕ ༽つAnarchy or RIOT つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
732( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
733Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
734Y'all mothafuckas need Jesus.
735you have been coaxed into a snafu
736Kanye West for president 2020
737( ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ °)
738To be fair, you have to have a very high iq to understand rick + morty.
739My girlfriend is the square root of -100. A perfect 10, but also imaginary.
740ugh who put you on the planet
741you are only mad because you are angry
742NOOT NOOT
743hello darkness my old friend
744http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States
745geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance
746SM0KE W33D ERRYDAY
747rest in pizza
748What are you wearing, Jake from Statefarm?
749It's like Christmas morning!
750Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down
751Are you Little Cesars? Because you're hot and I'm ready
752hey girl if your dad a baker because youve got some nice buns
753That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
754Damn, girl, your bone structure is giving my bone structure.
755ay gurl u turn my floppy disk into a hard drive
756hey girl are you the SAT because i'd do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break for snacks
757I lost my number, can I have yours?
758You from Iraq? Cause I wanna watch you Baghdad ass up
759ay gurl, u a beaver? cuz dam
760Hey, is that guy bothering you? No? Would you mind if I bothered you then?
761Are you a 0% APR loan? Because I'm having trouble understanding your terms and you aren't showing any interest
762Hey girl, did you sit on sugar? cuz your ass is sweet!
763Are you my appendix? Beause I don't know anything about you but a feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out
764How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
765Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
766I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pickpocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?
767There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal.
768He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. 
769Hey did you hear the joke about the butter? Well I butter not tell you....... You might spread it.
770The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
771Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 
772A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. 
773Two goldfish in a tank, one turns to the other and says 'how do you drive this thing?'
774I try wearing tight jeans, but I can never pull it off.
775I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.
776There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
777The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
778I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
779Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
780When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.         
781I knew a woman who owned a taser, man was she stunning! 
782I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me.
783The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
784Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
785I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
786Where do polar bears keep their money? SNOW BANKS
787The experienced carpenter really nailed the job, but the new guy screwed everything up.
788I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now. 
789Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
790No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation.
791If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humor. 
792all these calculators and that kill still doesn't add up
793The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize.  
794You want to clone yourself? Now wouldn't that be just like you! 
795Sleepwalking comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.
796Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside. 
797Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was assaulted.
798Why did the capacitor kiss the diode? He just couldn't resistor.
799Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
800I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me. 
801I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
802Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
803I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
804A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence. 
805It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
806I think it would be breast if we just leave female jokes out of this.
807What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
808Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet? Because they can spend years at sea.
809The store keeps calling me to come back and buy more bedroom furniture, but all I really wanted was one night stand.
810I wrote a novel about a fellow who had a small garden. It didn't have much of a plot.
811A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
812A hamburger walks into a bar and the bartender says 'Hey, we don't serve food in here!'
813When Peter Pan punches, they Neverland. 
814To write with a broken pencil is pointless. 
815Why didn't the Spy cross the road? Because he never really was on your side.
816Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
817I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
818team Why didn't the Spy cross the road? Because he never really was on your side.
819There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils. 
820Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
821I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
822my friend in high school had a pretty bad stutter and everyone called him 'remix' :((
823You are what you eat, and you're a dick.
824Are you Hot Topic because I'm uncomfortable when I enter you
825Hey girl, you must be born in a highway, because that's where most accidents occur.
826Did it hurt when you fell from heaven because it kinda fucked up your face
827Don't turn this rape into murder.
828are you a parking ticket? The future terrifies me
829when was the last time you took your vitamins?
83044
831i'm a thousand years old
832we could make it if we really tried
833can we play somme drake? I'm gonig to play some drake
834i killed my parents and they deserved it
835how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice in tennessee
836i want to die
837blue crab larvae are incredibly vulnerable to jellyfish
838i think about you more than i want to admit
839i threw up on the way here
840hey girl are you a rubiks cube because fuck you, you stupid piece of shit
841hey girl are you a game of monopoly because you're infuriating, take too long and fuck me and my best friends over
842damn girl are you a paarked car? because i'd have to be drunk off my ass to hit that
843damn girl are you a smoke detector cause you're annoying and won't shut the fuck up
844I'm not actually new, I'm just spamming my bind key. Please votekick me.
845our engies are defending their virginities
846you can absolutely wrek peoples cocks with scout class
847fuckin idios noob team
848welcome to bodyshot city, where the snipers are bad and the spies are shitty
849wanna go for a cheeky nandos chav?
850sonic fan fics killed everyone in my village
851no life piece of garbage
852my medic just left me to do aerobics with the heavy on our team ;-;
853how many CHAT BINDS can you fit up your KEYBOARD? My record is 11 but i hope to reach 19 someday
854repoet throaway doors
855how to you cloke
856I will consume your entire ass from the inside
857lol it only took 16 of you to beat me
858you guys want to support my kickstarter I need money for hookers and blow
859you perverted clown car exhaust
860no more heals for u ever
861ur not my real dad
862i wanna be a decent pyro but all i am is sad
863im glad u n ur medic are gay for each other so u cant reproduce
864our team is the badest ever
865tf2 is ded bcuz overwatch
866do you guys like clown porn ?
867I love ur boots sniper who just killed me
868stupid gaben sales clipped on my teleporter and killed it
869you eat the poop of your granpa directly from diaper during your uncle fuck your sister
870THE INTELEGENCE !!!!!!!
871lol nice aim
872will suck dick for hats
873ｉｍ ｓｏｒｒｙ ｉｍ ｎｏｔ ｇｏｏｄ ｉ ａｐｏｌｏｇｉｚｅ ｆｏｒ ｍｙ ｅｇｏ ｐｌｅａｓｅ ｆｏｒｇｉｖｅ ｍｅ, ｉｍ ｊｕｓｔ ｅｕｒｏｐｅｅａｎ
874tfw the rest of your team has the combined IQ of half a chicken
875HACER
876you kick me and i will fuck all of your mothers
877one time i got more kills than deaths
878i dont know how to play
879HOW AR EFUCKING MEMES
880omg i hate engis they all suck ass and drink beert
881we are cheating because we won
882I found the erect hit !
883I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT MEDIC WHO DON'T NEED NO POCKET
884is that a toon from toontown
885where are you two silly billies
886so much sentrys lol
887stop screaming you piece of shit gremlin
888you sound like a dead cow smells
889I CANT AIRSHOT U BECAUSE U STRAFE LIKE A POTATO
890never trust snipers
891all u need is my love
892I will literally suck ur dick if u get on the payload
893where is my team?
894how you move throw...my sentry
895FUCK YOU ALLFUCK YOU ALLFUCK YOU ALLFUCK YOU ALLFUCK YOU ALLFUCK YOU ALLFUCK YOU ALLFUCK YOU ALLFUCK YOU ALLFUCK YOU ALLFUCK YO
896WHEN YOU TOO LAZY TO GET A HEALTH PACK, COME TO THE SANDWICH SHACK!
897shut up and stop talking about dicks
898what do i do with this spy radio
899my mom toteled me that life is endles............buy my dicks not :(
900Everyone knows that you can reduce your autism with edginess.
901these guys have so much swag
902Rude.
903fuck u, maybe ur just ugly
904it saps
905We need a new holocaust for 'people' who puch the cart on hightower
906NO 
907grandma is hacking, kick that bitch pls
908im gonan fukcijg n cum
909NICE HACK SNIPER FIVR ROCKETS AND HE DID NOT DIEEE
910he sees my invinceible and instakill :o
911ur only ad bcuz ur angry
912personally ive always shipped scout and spy
913the day black gets perma banned people shall come out in the streets and selebrate
914whats the M1
915pyros r pussies who never learned to aim
916We are going to win because we're a good team
917who is the motherf***** who to do the autoteam ?
918you shot me right in my DICK
919how many dicks would you suck for a billion dollars
920i scuk eggs
921scootie bottie man
922how do u put up posters ?
923as long as I don’t get dominated by someone named daddy its fine
924HOW IT WORK?
925can i buy hats from sum1, im new and my head is bald
926Man, I sure love pants.
927you can kill me, but you cant kill swag!!!
928they might be a teleport
929medic
930suck my nuts rad team
931watch out for the sentry in the blus intellagince
932who has kik
933sstop covering sex spray team i just wanna watch a porno
934mechanics near enemy intelgonce
935small loan of 400,000 bullets
936reds pyros are more cancer than terminal seven
937how do i chose clas when im in spectator
938jerk it into a sock filled with crushed crayons is like fucking a rainbow
939we baked a piece of bread then the cops found us
940GET FOOD, GET LUNCHBOX. BEST TF2 SNACKS, LUNCHBOX.COM
941he accused me of "hacking" and said I should "stop killing him"
942the body is the hardest part of the body to hit.
943anyone lookin to buy some d a n k m e m e s ?
944jizz town
945are you allowed to swear and spam memes on this server?
946you shouldn’t play video games if you’re not good at sports
947sweat gay love
948this aint cod stop noscoping
949don’t kick me im earing icecream
950Let's take their gibuses and dip them in the blood of the innocent
951NO! Don't build a turret there!
952how do I use a controller? (in tf2)
953The only things you should complain about in this game are random crits and spy's bullshit hitboxes.
954i having fun in my first days of team fortres
955you took my kill to faggot
956I think I've established my abject superiority. Have fun with your white-trash lives.
957curz ur an iodetr lol iudyyou ideoi
958I want the cart inside of me
959guys how do i crouch
960Fucking hell this team, we're losing because someone keeps covering up my motivational sprays
961when will they make thin mint flavored lube
962aw shoot they can play better than us were screwed
963im you but stronger
964FUCKING LOW HEALTH
965muskle u are nmot wanted here
966People who have no hats are not humans.
967SKUT UP
968aimbot >:c
969give me stuff guys please my mom is pregnant
970remember friend is u eat the saw ur done 4
971this map makes me die on the inside
972I work for Anonymous and the Deep Web I can hack you
973red scout that was funny. *tips baseball hat
974how do i chat
975fudge u get a life
976how to chinese people get their names
977why does the other team have all the other good players :/
978they die from mlp pronss
979my dad calls me captain crunch
980I bet you eat bees
981our medic is shoving his medigun so far up the heavys ass its legaly a prostate exam
982If I had a dime for every time you killed me, I wouldn't be an f2p.
983sweet i found a 4 shot magnum and im not able to use it
984heavy is slow and he burned my crops
985how to I use the noice maler
986I don't want your cum.
987Free keys for girl gamers with cute feet, peanut butter, and a camera - add me
988HOW DO U CROUCH
989how am i supposed to believe you had sexual congress with my mother when you can't even spell
990medic do you like dubstep because that drop was sick
991Please walk at me in a slow, straight line.
992rofl ahh the little pussy got a kill.. Rofl god damn you suck for a hacker whats it like to cheat and fail ? Micropenis man
993I HOPE YOU DIE AND SUFFER FUCKINT HEART ATTACK IN XMAS TIME YOU PYCHO PEICE OF SHIT
994this is prboly onr f the best servers i’ve ever played in
995The intel briefcase has nothing but a couple crayons, a spongebob coloring book, and a piece of slightly moldy cheese.
996how do i trade my stuff???
997sporn camper
998forgive me father for I have sinned
999ur so retarded u must be thai
1000gg me
1001can you fuck off please
1002how do u chaneg character 
1003medic!!!!!
1004YOU NEED A RELIFE
1005ull never take chester cheetah alive
1006I got half a zatoichi can someone trade me the other half
1007I gonna PUCH U AND OUT BLOOD
1008im going to play lego dimensions now bye (i dont have it)
1009im gay
1010quit licking butt hole and play
1011i cant do any winning
1012i wuv dis maep
1013im gonna put my gun up your ass untill it runs out of ammo
1014engi 
1015stupid russian clit
1016wtf? u gay?
1017WHAT IS A CUM POT?
1018i dont even dissagre with the faact that is didn't even get to do here :)?
1019you rektidude hase increased to over 9000!
1020As salty as my ceman babay
1021idots noob
1022You snipers are like Jon Snow. you know NOTHING
1023I want to slowly crawl into someones vagina and unbirth myself
1024urj just ba d AT THE GAME BUT IM SDOS GOOD ITS UNEVB;LEIVAVBLE
1025yes, autobalance is fuck
1026Congratulations, you're about to become the immediate past president of the Being Alive club
1027i get SO MUCH PUSSY
1028I can't even hear myself think and yet you hear me uncloak
1029how do i taunt?
1030u know what the say, a blowjob's better than no job
1031anyone who uses pyro this game is now regarded as a gay incest semen drinking buttfucking cocksucker shit hole
1032HOW TO GET SPYCICLE?
1033how do I clone as someone so I could kill them
1034so much trash, so little time
1035JUST SHUT UP FOR % SECONDS
1036that an egnie
1037I bought a hat with my moms credit card, I think I know what I'm doing.
1038THERES MORE DEMOS THAN AN E3 CONVENTION
1039NO BLUE YOU DON’T TALK JUST ALT F4 GODDAMN
1040I feel like medic has a sex dungeon for heavy
1041trump is love, trump is life
1042fuck you noob
1043sanss what do you think of communism
1044bad pockets have holes in them
1045hey any of you guys have the big titties mod for mine craft
1046get a job hippie
1047this is spata
1048I play prem TF2, I came 3rd in Europe, this guy is not good, I play against the best snipers in europe frequently
1049how do heavy's eat a sandvich?
1050i love it when you call me big chungo
1051meerkats dont have thumbs fucking idiot
1052yall need to be more on fire
1053It's three in the morning, of course I'm playing TF2. What else would I be doing?
1054where do u get bottles
1055don’t uber me im a mistake
1056idk man, pyros just, make me so mad, I spit my cheetos everywhere
1057gotee
1058I will hack you ass in the toilet and poop in your mouth
1059dont be jealous of how im black superman
1060you are no match for tinky winky (tinky winky i am)
1061today after being 3 hours, Korea is being war circumsized.
1062Guys, I can't stress how essential it is that we all continue playing the wrong classes.
1063I HOPE I EAT YOUR PARENTS SOMEDAY
1064sometimes you just gotta man up, forget all of your morals, and go phlog
1065well everyone onthis team has hats so we cant do too bad
1066CMON WEGOT THIS
1067We just need one more sniper. Then we're sure to win!
1068we need a meckik
1069i got this game for free on black friday
1070my tummy is full of eggs :)
1071I fuck your mommy infront of you and you wathc you bastatd hacker
1072u probably look like a rock, that got into a fight, with the bottom of a river. settle down 
1073wow tryhards of the year
1074BUT WHWHAT DOES A DISPENSER DO
1075my patented 'walking into a flamethrower' technique somehow resulted in my death
1076i have to order pizza for my mom
1077vale shouldnt have buffed the thing
1078whats a spy do?
1079they ubered a soldier knight lol
1080shut up demoman
1081Would somone be so kind as to tell me how i get the bow and arrow
1082who is are car I will drive it
1083how to i get metal? on engineer?
1084AIRBLAST ME DADDY
1085Are you serious this game is a meme
1086ok guys, new plan. We're gonna shoot the enemy until they die from it
1087MEDIC I NEED U PLZ
1088don’t 'hi' me
1089this team has the peripheral vision and the attention span of a goldfish
1090I feel pain
1091delfy is helpful
1092how do i change class?
1093my giant penis play tf2 pub server will sucked
1094how do u tell what lvl u are
1095I swear I just shit my pants
1096i give 1 fuck.only 1
1097what makes you to not burn?
1098pies prettending to be snipers lol
1099medic is being an A-hole rigth now
1100im the only person with a good hat on this team
1101When I usually play there's an art display of statues going on in spawn.
1102i bet ur the president of the Taylor Swift Crossplay Fan-Club!
1103rally dudu? Be seriouse
1104fuck you, fuck your hats, AND FUCK THOSE CRITS
1105mechanic come here
1106sentries ruined tf2
1107end my killstreak and ill kick your ass
1108engi can commit suicide
1109santa gave me a chu chu tran for chrismas
1110inteletenge
1111Please help. I'd like to file a missing persons report on my entire team.
1112I'm sorry if you're used to insulting your team, but as it happens I like spreading positivity in mine.
1113if humans are 70% water how are you 100% salt?
1114wuts sand man
1115Medic, could you heal people who actually need it, and not umm...pocket people? Thanks <333
1116sometimes I cover myself in butter and pretend im a corndog
1117HES IS SHOTING IN ME
1118just because i think falco is hot doesnt mean im a furry
1119WE NEED HELP STOP FUCKING DANCING
1120no I fap during the day but ok go watch more family guy you fucking 10 your old
1121sir you shoulkd go to the pussy of you father
1122ok thats the final fucking straw
1123You guys are as amusing as an overflowing toilet. Stay classy, blue.
1124the numa numa man just bougtht a $70 million house and im here at the library trying to photocopy a fruit roll up
1125Let's hang them in a tree and then hang the tree in another tree and burn the testicles of the guy that planted the tree
1126KICK HIM
1127CHARGE!
1128if ur a brony/pegasister say i
1129MED IS TOO PORWFUK
1130DISPENSERT
1131lets build a wall and make overwatch players pay for it
1132how do you shoot
1133wHAT HAVE I TO DO TO TALK WITH THE MICRO?
1134PSUH THEW GOD DANM CART
1135ok ive angered the heavy
1136GAME THEORY: ARE TF2 PLAYERS DOGS?
1137AHHHHHH FUCK MY BUT
1138you can get speed from your drug dealer dumbass
1139FUCK YOU IM WET
1140There are fewer birds on the internet than girls
1141weedis dumb
1142fack this
1143i with i had friens
1144I use this robot hand to masturbate
1145I have a diglet penis inside a flower pot
1146I made a fake facebook profile just so I could send nudes to my best friend who I am in love with.
1147medic!!!
1148wtf did my frames go to europe
1149HSIUT YUP YOU FRICKER
1150pls hang yourself up like a coat
1151TELEPORT
1152HOW DO I SWITCH WEAPONS
1153shuyt yrou up you IDOIET
1154how you throw stuff
1155honey I quickscoped the kids
1156*David Attenbourgh voice* Inspired by their high-scoring comrade, the rest of red team begins switching to sniper.
1157I swear i'll find you, and delete your Pikmin 2 Savefile.
1158FUCKIN GIBIS HEAVIES -_-
1159man i suck at this game
1160i wish u die,useless f2p bitch
1161lolhl
1162stop now or you will get the shoe
1163suck my fucking dik
1164im going to eat an entire fucking baby
1165I fucking hate cunts like you good by you fuck nut
1166butt hol
1167I thought you were friendly, but you were just bad
1168how do i join a team
1169how do you rocket jump!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1170having s*x gotta go uuauahuuhauhauahhauauauuuuuahuauauh
1171fuck you!!! spy!!!
1172The most disturbing part of this game isn't the killing, but how flat the asses are.
1173u guys r being an asshole to bobby u know
1174there are no bad weapons. Only bad players. Except the phlog. Fuck the phlog.
1175he cunt my lawn yesterday
1176lets do this for jesus christ boys
1177i hate when medic poop
1178my life is basically one huge meme
1179gay
1180oh a noob spy
1181wtf is ping
1182whats up thunderfuck mc pickup truck
1183i'm slightly disappointed because you can't equip three beards at once
1184noob team fo sho
1185selling mantreads for love :c
1186IM MEDICNOW
1187violence isnt the answer
1188You can't really get worse than uncloaking in front of a sentry without a disguise and butterknifing it.
1189whats the sprint button
1190hey have u guys head about 4chan its where the cool memes come from like pepee the frog and feelings man
1191i wasted all fucking day doing nothing i enjoyed
1192powned itiedod
1193you use mini sentries because youre too weak to hold an actual wrench
1194you cant even afford a hamster
1195HOW DO YOU TYPE UPSIDE DOWN
1196if bread kills me one more time I will cut off my dick hair and send it to him with expressed delivery so its fresh in the mail
1197You fuckin sandwich.
1198how you be invisible as spy
1199no now playa, don't be a sore winner
1200fuking salt dispencers
1201Is it a feminine penis?
1202I would tell our spies to kill themselves but that would mean they actually got a kill
1203nice shoty
1204would you care to fist me for $5
1205game is ahrd
1206server valve = 60 % noob team
1207look like a elephant who has the disentry xD
1208NAU MY ROCKET LAUNCHER WHY DID YOU NOT HEALED ME 20+ HP D:
1209yeah and you can go suck my healing hose
1210how do i put a red shield around my sentry
1211good job pooping!!
1212fuck you for geting me to small tkale
1213i fucking hate kurt kobain even though im nothing like him
1214charlie sheen is merasmus
1215why you have gay ? XD
1216I'm finding it harder and harder to live with myself spending so much money on this game.
1217I'll eat you
1218I WILL MAKE CASTANETS FROM YOUR TESTICLES
1219What is the !hat command?
1220you will stay on helltower and you will like it
1221i fuckong hate yuo
1222holy fuck u are annoying mother fucking
1223I want to smother you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado.
1224ill hack ur house m8 ill turn off your water
1225anyone got minigun
1226we got a ded riner
1227I want to ronchowlaseo
1228you may have got a crit but I have a critical fetish so I'm the real winner here
1229why do all our snipers look like faggots
1230damit I got sniped by a cow
1231if he used a davy acrocket this mape not expist
1232The intentional targeting of medical personnel in combat areas is a violation of international law.
1233if the human body is 70% water how are you 100% salt
1234you dsaid they don’t have engineer you impesill
1235I will disarrange your shelf of anime figurines
1236buy medic gun with strangesse
1237TF2 is designed to replicate the highest competitive environment. That said, please stop fucking around. Thank you.
1238just go buy money
1239I know a girl with a big butt
1240if your cat loses its tail, bring it to me
1241i am cok
1242MY DAD WORKS FOR APPLE AND ILL GET HIM TO LOCK DOWN UR IPHONE AND UR MAC SO NO CHANGE I GUESS
1243stop fucking pushing the cart faggot
1244fuc your mommy the biggets hore in the wordl
1245momma always told me to uber the sniper
1246wish i had cool hats
1247Having a strange machina is like having a double-ended dildo signed by Hillary Clinton.
1248I like shrek
1249who is willing to be my gf
1250u
1251why are people actually BAD ad this game
1252its okay, im satisfied in knowing that the same fires that the phlog pyros burnt me with will burn them for eternity in hell
1253youre a pube
1254how do find items?
1255hwo do u crounch
1256how do i turn invisable
1257why dafuq are you focusing me dude jeez
1258uber me daddy
1259spy as medic
1260this crippling depression is messing with my game fam
1261I'm gonna fist every single one of you
1262I want to punch you in your genitals
1263https//www.google.com/search?q=sexe+boob
1264well your basicly worshiping satan by usign the phlog
1265dude can you leave ma lone im just trying to build a dispenser
1266fuck you all, im gonna go cuddle my dog
1267for the love of FUCKING GOD scout if you want me to HEAL you then stop FUCKING RUNNING AROUND
1268fuck jerma
1269im sorry but ur DED!! ^-^
1270ingenir destrou u senrti
1271DO YOU KNOW HBOW TO HEAL
1272we cannot do anythinge they crit to much
1273any of you got test tubes you ain't using
1274is your team a joint because we're getting rolled
1275big g
1276the only cannon ending to tf2 is dying at a comic convention dressed as scout with a butt plug
1277FUCKING RED SCOUTS
1278Imagine going through 9 months of pregnancy to give birth to a baby who doesn't push the fucking payload
1279lol kill get killed scenario for me.
1280these teams are about as balanced as american congress
1281I bet your sister is an octopus
1282i wish i didn't have a seizure every time i try to backstab someone
1283this is tdm_hightower
1284wat the most op gun
1285wm1 idoit
1286pushing this cart is harder than dark souls
1287what does mann co supply do?
1288selling my soul for 2 ref and a knider bueno
1289im dick is 10000000000000000 meter long
1290this team is Bull shit
1291furries are awful is a furry
1292your a fucking fuck
1293any furries on ?
1294I put on a hat. Now im not hacking right ?
1295if i can get used to the projectile speed of luibery lanyucher
1296kys faggot
1297HAVE U OVERDOSE ON DANK MEMES/
1298i dont even attacked for a moment
1299selling bjs one dollar each
1300Last time a German was this aggressive, 6 million Jews died
1301How do I Honky Tonk Ba-Double-Donk-a-Donk with the Loose Cannon?
1302who's tf2
1303can i paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado?
1304watch me get autobalanced
1305I got my first headshot in 2 weeks :D
1306who wants milk and candy
1307EAT A DUCK
1308Suicidal soldiers like you are what ISIS is looking for
1309get your own taunts you moocher
1310pleaes report enemy snipre…crit and nevre dies
1311how u use mic?
1312pwend
1313sjut up captain obious
1314SOMEONE SCRAMBLE THE TEAMS
1315YES
1316GET TO THE POINTS AND STAND ON THEM FFFFFFFFFFS
1317how can be stopped this annoying horn?
1318I'm gonna jack off in the bathtub and angle my wiener so i cum in my face
1319mmm yeah i love when heavy kills me with his powerful fists
1320spamming binds won't bring dad back
1321if you kill one more person im gonna hack into your club penguin
1322i human not troll under bridge
1323are you having a stroke
1324damn fucking bitch ass pyro……..
1325when am i allowed to give and get items from others
1326medicks f4 now
1327how you apply custom decals to sign
1328ho no ! a premium kill me the suprem race of retard using her´s mom credit car 
1329medic unber
1330no im not stupid
1331for fuck sake ur only good becuz a medic is heeling u
1332don’t kick afks nice
1333get demomemed on
1334lolEU
1335how to get sn iper?
1336i bet ur sister has seven vagánias
1337I'm agnostic as fuck-ass but y'all need some Jesus.
1338how do you switch guns
1339but hoe do cheet as demon man
1340DO SOMETHING PLEASEEEEEEEEEE
1341after 9 years in development, we still in development
1342my dad works for star wars and he says tobacca is the sith lore
1343am i the only one who thinks that stranges are overpowered
1344how do I make keys
1345lol i killed someone XD
1346that noob asshole is dont knoe about this game
1347pyro on calignous caper is going to work as well as bringing a microwave to an amish thanksgiving.
1348the cart eats u!!!!!!
1349MUSELK IS ON THE POINT GUYS!!!!!
1350valve should accept a community dab taunt
1351did you break your leg because that's a nice crutch you got there
1352isnt it beautifle
1353go easy on me i'm a scout main
1354im like a mom of all these machines
1355your mom suck me good and hard thru my jorts
1356one spy goes down, two more come to take its place
1357dont milk me, boy. Never milk me, boy.
1358WE DO NOT NEED 3 SNIP SNOPS
1359DONT USE THE LORDS NAME IN VEINE
1360hes a fuckgn baguette
1361unlike you, i earned my crit
1362YOU ARE A SALTY KID WHO SHAT ON BUTTER AND IS SALTY AND SALTY AND SO DAMN SALTY AND SHIT AND BRAGS
1363ey yo blu fuck off
1364at least you're an omelette
1365IM PUSHING IN, BRACE UR VAG
1366noice
1367Do you like pepperoni nipples?
1368You can't force friendly on a whole server. It has to come naturally
1369can someone switch to dva
1370all right which one of you lucky fuckers wants to get their dick sucked behind dennys
1371Excuse me I'm a 12 and 3/4 year old spy main
1372all scout mains are tryhards
1373FUCK THESE COCKSUCKING GIRLFRIENDS MEDS
1374FUCK YOU MKOTHEERFRFCUKING ASSHIT FUCKWER
1375So just accidentally falling off hte edge twice automatically makes me bad? Ok.
1376spawncamping demoman aaaaaa
1377anyone else like my little pony hentai too?
1378sentry hacked killed me when im cloaked
1379r8 me on yelp
1380you hare a haker]
1381spys that run around with the ambassador are trying to get the attention their parents never gave them
1382i get finally kill
1383im only playing pyro just to torture myself btw
1384i think slurgi is the best spy out there
1385touch my sappy chode and call me jimmy neutron
1386i love demo, i want his babies
1387SALSA MAGGOTS!!!
1388I NEED TO BE AFK FOR 10 MINUTES PLEASE DONT KICK ME
1389IF I GO AFK WILL I BE KICK
1390I WOULDVE BEEN SO TRIGGERED
1391shes so bad at her job she pays ppl to fuck her not the ohter way arond
1392source tv join red
1393dont drink water after u eat fish or the fish might swim and u feel gulugulu gulugulu in ur stomach
1394these children dont understand what friendly mean
1395stop being spawn camping noobs
1396this back burner pyro is always behind me lol
1397are u a haxer?
1398PUSH GOT DAMMIT
1399Hello sir, do you have 30 to 45 minutes to talk about the blessed lord bernie sanders?
1400Aw our demo with his surgically attached medic has left
1401anyone want to trickstab duel
1402how do yall make yall hats so shinney
1403little bitchs why u spy cause u cant win while isable so u have to kill invisable
1404ny1 want 2 trade?
1405I have to find self worth in ostentatious displays of virtual wealth because i have lost all control in my day to day life
1406we need mooore sniperss
1407soldier stopkilling me!!!!!
1408how small does your penis have to be to vote for class limit
1409I'll have you know I can take up to 5 cocks at once. 
1410LET US GO TAKE OUT THESE BLUS, THE SOVIET UNION SHALL RISE ONCE AGAIN
1411that is still a shit ton (sorry for the curse word)
1412how to get energy drink as quick high school boy ?
1413come see weding at brige
1414snoopins a good job m8
14156 sniper meta lets go
1416i, squidward tentacles, sucked eggs in high school
1417JASMINE IS HACKING REPORT EM
1418FUCKING PIZZA ROOM
1419STOP CAPPING IT ISNT FAIR TO RED TEAM
1420whoa did i just walk into a new zealand convention
1421does anyone ever think of pyrovision as nightcore tf2
1422WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
1423i hat you bosy
1424WTF TAUNT KILL
1425* You will spawn as a single mother with 5 kids and no house
1426my fs dont work
1427SPANK ME!!!!SPANK ME!!!!SPANK ME!!!!SPANK ME!!!!
1428how do i tie a noose
1429the party isnn't over until the match is over
1430im friently u ass
1431i can hit rockets back with airblast? what?
1432man thats fuckin sick
1433I'm not retarded to have good hats and an aimbot
1434HEY I AM HUVY PLZ NOT KILL
1435WHERE DO I GET ITEMS
1436~UBER POPPED~ *swishes tail* hehe lets go nuzzle them x3
1437step one to playing spy: stab stab stab
1438yes but Im die all the time
1439this space cadet is ready for action
1440my ass is ready for penetration
1441theres a spy in blu intel
1442thx babe ;)
1443wtf why do ppl keep votekicking me
1444hilary 2016
1445wtf team fortress is for losers by
1446im not a newb im a returning noob
1447i am medic :D but i am death
1448but hey, that's just a theory. A really bad theory.
1449PEPSIMAN PLEASE HELP US
1450half of my team is snipers and that isnt nearly enough
1451FUCK YOU ROCKET HOPPIN POTATOHEAD
1452SIMPLETON
1453spy i want to feed you your balls
1454kinky
1455get good, get blowjob
1456PUUUSH LIKE ITS YOUR PAINIS ENTERING THE POOTIS
1457how do i trade chat
1458if i had $1 every time i died to a random crit i still wouldn't buy overwatch
1459dont take mah metal punk
1460whoever put that spray with the poontang...needs to put it lower so i can see it and jerk off to it pls
1461you can actually measure time in sentries in 5cp maps
1462i need a link to that gardevoir agehao
1463hello fellow anubis XD
1464y'all need jesus
1465anyone have the kritzaberg
1466sorry for big letters
1467pyro main has arrived
1468i swear to god if you fuckers scramble this game again i will eat my entire computer
1469sexy heavy
1470pyro stop turning around i'm tryng to make it look like i'm fucking you in the ass
1471i'm rubbing it so hard right now you have no idea
1472you konw how sometimes you jerk it because you're bored, i'm doing that rn
1473taunts but doeas not have cool taunts, lol loser
1474unusual blutsoger? thats a thing?
1475y were you guys typing
1476you mean assuie?
1477in the middle of a battle
1478new meta
1479hey other guys can you not kill me if i dont attack you
1480YOU GUYS ARE ALL FUCKING TRASH. KILLING WHEN TYPING YOU DOES ASS VASE CUNT
1481i guess thats a no
1482i just want to cry in a corner
1483really glad im able to be put into games with braindead asswipes being rolled
1484The  lenny face: a text face children use to substitute their shitty humor for a stale pethetic excuse for a joke.
1485gr8 bind m8 i r8 8/8
1486do u see it?
1487my HUGE PENIS
1488yes it is poopy but
1489my yeam is losing cause yhey r all popooopiy asswipe cocks
1490you are retard
1491thick furry cock
1492gross
1493im sorry to intrupte but while we have the time can i get a window maker plz?
1494sut the fuck up
1495PLS FRIEND I AM NOT KI;;;L ,,,PLS
1496you piss of piss
1497animal type tryharder  extrem common tryharders do anything to get kills even killing friendlys and they dont make you happy
1498your dad works in a sewer
1499I WANT IT SLOW
1500outta all my cousin you was my sister
1501fuck yuo greed killing a me the hoovy
1502my heads shit
1503stfup noob you pickaxe is named muselk
1504they have sentrys at the end. Trust me on this
1505mineburger you give my advice play scout
1506why do you sund like a sheldon from big bang theory
1507HOW???? HACKER SEE ME BEHIND WALL
1508im a newb at this how do you disguise??
1509who has the blue sexy bikini lady spray, id like to cngratulate tehm
1510how to you speak??
1511so sad, to spend mom money of hacks, king crap
1512mini gun guy wanna mini gun vs mmini gun ok?
1513how to control sentry?
1514hey guys if you press F10 + enter you get a free weapon drop
1515iq isnt like golf having a lw iq doesn't make you smart
1516i'm a fucking badass pro with spy so you can shut your mouth
1517FACK MY COMPUTER
1518HIGBATOR YOURE AN ASS HOLE MY GOD SIR
1519who cares about  comp cuz lets behonest that will never happen, cuz we have trades! :D
1520well it im not using razor back that useless pice of ****
1521wtf fuck i hate my teal
1522U GUCKING CHEATER SYUHCK MY DICK
1523HOLY SHIT LEARN ENGLISH YOU INBECILE
1524you are my reason to live <333
1525you see painis, when hold cupcake like this, you shall never shoot the inaccurate
1526lol did you just blown in from dummy head town
1527im sorta tiered
1528i'm assassins grade
1529we all are, thats what the ranks are about
1530no your dad is die
1531god i love girls
1532eye contact with other guys is hella gay
1533grils are grody
1534shut the hell your'e mouth. you have gay
1535my lugermorph tasts so good
1536all youre scouts are fucking fags with no life
1537sick you wasted 2000 hours becomign good at scout
1538i only have less than a 100 hours onscout
1539can we have more snibers
1540hahaha trash reds
1541fuck snipers
1542we hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal. Except fucking snipers.
1543idiotic fucking red team
1544fucking homewrecker pyro kys
1545almost as if pyro counters spy or something
1546you have the dead ringer, stop whining
1547stfu faggot
1548makes it almost unplayable for spy
1549all you have to do is run around looking and you can easily kill spy, fucking tard
1550play spy better lmao
1551its almost imposible bro
1552stop bitching
1553lol nice crits homo
1554still a brainless response, what else you got there pyro player?
1555taunting like it mean anything
1556try trickstabbing your ego
1557GUYS HO DO PLACE THAT VIRUS CORRUPTING THING ON WHEN U ARE A SPY ON THE DISPENSERS A ND MACHINE GUNS
1558auuga
1559i only understood cyka
1560u are fucking capitalist beach
1561yeah plyaj
1562a feminist asked me how i view lesbians, apparently in HD asn't the rigth answer
1563i dont mess with those squiggly ravioli lookin bois
1564guys dont curse because im useing my mom laptop and im just 10 bust curse but dont say it so loud
1565im 19 health, you want me to die?
1566You're staring at our spawn door? What are you? GAY?
1567jokes on valve, i am now a famous youtuber with a 10 inch dick and i made them into a babyfur
1568make the sentry into a babyfur
1569man i just keep getting the loosing teas tonight
1570jesus good thing we dident have any class that could have killed that spy
1571stab someone in the throat with 12 health, n kill. only 50 ping. this game is great
1572Remember to execute good posture when playing! If your back isn't completely vertical, you're fucking up your back br0!
1573your binds make me feel like a moist towlette.
1574learn to spell, then comment on the intelligence
1575family bsiness isn't just a good name for a good weapon. No, it is also a god name for pornography. Starring your mother.
1576this heavy is a furryu
1577honestly i should have just written porn
1578u know what they say, a blowjob is better than no job
1579what is spy had a throbing cock in my ass
1580he doesn't have a head. Well, he kinda does. Does the pumpkin count?
1581WHY MY PEEPEE HARD DDD:<
1582i hope jesus takes the wheel and drives you off a fucking cliff
1583please wsh your hands.
1584Look at me. i've come this low. i'm a top and i'm being dominated by 3 people
1585ooh yes walk in that straight line baby fuck yeah
1586my dick is in flames
1587IM HORNY AND HUNGRY (HORNGY) AND I NEED A GRILLED CHEESE FUCKING STAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
1588p is for pee
1589dick is great and all but have you thought about filling your mouth with the words of hte lord
1590sexy medic hair chest
1591remember when nixon beat tup the alien and became king of america in 1965?
1592AHHHH I DOVE CAME OUTOFME
1593its ok i died for the dance
1594i have a shining plunger on my head
1595ew a twokinds spray
1596nice shot loser
1597red is lame
1598i just gto yowza'd dude
1599this aint no internet
1600dont be mean to ashley josh
1601you're mom gay
1602inklings in splatoon are technically furries.
1603you fucking donut, why wuld you microwave a salad
1604WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE!?
1605the lag is impregnating my soul
1606sorry my team sleep
1607im gonna fuck the aliens
1608where were you the day that musician lorde acknowledged butt hol's existence
1609fellas we gotta stop masturbating
1610can we just appreciate how gay i am
1611rare gamer? more like edgy gamer cause anger is like shadow the hedgehog x10 into a hat
1612if you don't kill the creator of the M I N I - S E N T R Y it shall nly grow back stronger
1613weeb
1614i fucking hate tf2
1615then i heard 'they're on second' i guess i didn't catch the part where they had a level 3 and some snipers
1616when was the last time you blinked?
1617lets all be engineers
1618OMG WE NEED A FuCKING MEDIC
1619noooooooooooo rip in sandvich hoovy
1620hypernatremia: /ˌhaɪ.pɚ.nəˈtɹi.mi.ə/ noun. 1.) An abnormally high plasma concentration of salt
1621not now im in a duel
1622Join us ans we will destroy the world in the name of the phlog
1623lmaooo im playing as a demoknight the whole time while yu are cowardly behind a medic
1624not even gonna help me, i see
1625sometimes as a medic you need to run face first into fire.
1626why did hte medic uber the spy lmao
1627sniper ur god
1628i thought it would be funny and it was.
1629I WANT TO DIE
1630you hit my butt xd
1631behind your wall of memes youre a great guy
1632something something your mother
1633wtf is this creature from hell
1634damn this song got a nice bass
1635capo dnt play heavy
1636nah i'm not gay, i dont want to get blown
1637suck my bone
1638chungus
1639HOYL SHIT A CONCKHERER
1640how to ctap
1641ahh, badwater. where tryhard soldiers abound.
1642It is I! The man. The Myth. The Failure.
1643show me ur diversified asset allocations
1644learn to play tf2, this is a game not a math class
1645couldn't go full big dick. 66% big  dick
1646shit i froze, why gaben
1647you haven't paid enough tribute lately
1648HEALTH KIT STEALING BAGUETTE MUNCHING MOTHERFUCKER
1649send open bob
1650teleportr pls here or kicked
1651palace health dispence machine here
1652ahh!!!
1653fuck you
1654how freindly is this serveR?
1655im too busy whooping your fucking ass
1656call me burger king
1657you snipers should go to play comp and fuck your mothers
1658thanks for opening the door lol
1659you are mama gay
1660hevy mains dont exist
1661medic is like micromanaging a bunch of autistic 12 year olds on crack. hard, but not impossible.
1662Od yuo prrovea to ispellingsm?
1663who has a balisong i do a real one and im nine
1664[ADMIN] Congrats to all players on the server. Limited time hat. Press Alt+F4 to claim it now!
1665random crits are literally hitler
1666more like randal gayswagger
1667I remember by first unusual as well as I do my first girlfriend. I've never had a girlfriend.
1668im not cheating
1669winning the lottery isnt impossible
1670market gardening=no skill
1671of fucking course there is a dumb f2p sniper bodyshotting
1672HACKER IM REPORTING YO ASS
1673try hard never learn
1674FAT SCOUTS SUCK
1675im sick of f2p no skill no life hacker pieces of shit
1676SCOUTS ARE TRY HARDS AF
1677if i hear one more pickle rick joke i'm going to pickill myself
1678idk man i dont think trump is that bad tbh
1679i fucking hate badwater
1680he hedshot me invis
1681MERASMUS! I AM GOING TO PULL A RABBIT OUT OF YOUR ASS.
1682can you guys start caping i need to feed my family witch blood money
1683yes sir i can boogie
1684tf2 pls add water class
1685spah sappin mah sentry
1686oh good my backs been itching
1687swag yolo
1688i upgraded to a ryzen 5 1600 from an fx 4200 and im getting triple the frames
1689not cheating lol
1690man fuck the dragon breath i dont wanna aim as pyro
1691literally no weapon in this game takes skill
1692you only heal your dick partner get better at hte game bitch
1693youre a really shitty player
1694fine be retarded if anyone ever has kids with you i hope your firstborn dies
1695how do you play with such a sensitive bitch
1696uninstall and play my little pony dumb idiot
1697hands up if youre just here for a contract
1698wtf youre invisible on my screen did you eat a clock and dagger
1699so whats the point of hte game
1700it's 'tdm_hightower' not 'plr_hightower'
1701i was just wondering if your open for a trade in Team Fortress game
1702man fuck this respawn time
1703have you tried not dying
1704how do i spectate, i cant change teams
1705shutup ill get rid of your internet
1706fuck you i was dancign
1707can i get a waffle please
1708fuck you youll never get past congress
1709dancing is against the law
1710help am stuck
1711i will leave now becuse i feel bad about tht
1712what is the gun weapon?
1713how do u supercharge
1714noob down
1715please get someone Fat guy with minigun iwill get medic
1716what am i invisible
1717nope=aids hoovy=sandvich
1718if you want to be a sniper try donot use the scope
1719but you are still alive
1720STOP DANCING I WANNA HEAR THE ACCORDION
1721guys I'll show you how to deal with hackers. it works everytime
1722spy you have the big gay
1723like da wabbit
1724GUYS I CANT BREAPH
1725[Noob] Berry: hey edgy [Noob] Berry: i'd fuck you, no homo
1726Courtsnortington: hope you're an ass man cuz my tits small
1727get food, get lunchbox
1728get your armpit out of my beer
1729yuri > natsuki > sayori >>>>>>>>>>>>monika
1730what if i'M gay
1731good thing my new years resolution was to lose more
1732cart is retard
1733whast mlg
1734thats right bitches. first i bang the drum. then i bang ur mum
1735its 2018 ratard
1736wait dont kick my bird shit on me
173790 PING NIGGER
1738we have 3 gay spies lol
1739ewww vaccinator
1740go kill a someone else im freindlt
1741im the only one trying enjoy ur ezs win
1742ez elo
1743loli pounder
1744this is how 9/11 started. minecraft kids killed friendlies.
1745you waamenrespector! your profile picture is my waifu!
1746all pyros are scruba :)
1747i wont give her up to cucks like you
1748look at my dick mate
1749why are you saying noob so much its childish
1750whats an australian bingus
1751bananas is drivin me bananas
1752shut the fuck up noob
1753only gays attack from behind
1754dude scout should get like a baseball glove
1755With a wave of my finger and flick of my dick! a shot from me will kill you quick! so get on your knees to suck and blow!
1756LETS FCK THEN
1757overwatch is way better thanthis dogshit game
1758im 12
1759but can you do at least one kill without any help you fukcing cunt
1760please england speak. thank.
1761can anyone dance here???
1762you are hte master of your mom's peanut butter sandwiches
1763Fun fact. 100% of all spy players in TF2 turn out to be certified pedophiles.
1764Wyatt plays tf2 too much. just saying
1765why are you a cuck
1766hey medic, how abut you heal someone other than your pocket soldier boyfriend
1767go be friendly on another server you cucks
1768True. Can't really disagree with that tbh
1769with aim like that, i'm surprised your dad knew where to stick it in
1770Dabbing is the reason I support the death penalty.
1771btw demo.
1772i just farted on my candy corn so when i eat it its like redigesting hte fart xD
1773yeah no registery at all
1774should of had a double there
1775press windows+r and enter regedit
1776you also have a primary
1777do konga
1778im pooping dont kick me
1779bridal registry?
1780you should return to dota 2
1781Do you guys wanna play Roblox Fidget Spinner High School Roleplay?
1782my nose is so runny
1783you better go catch it
1784I understand now that lemon stealer is getting sexual satisfation out of my death.
1785play your shitty little card game
1786I applaud your sadism.
1787Hey, would you mind helping me collect my particles back when you're done scattering them into microscopic portions?
1788go fuck ur mother usuless unevolved niggar fat cunt
1789 -God:Everybody have tits
1790fae is a real hotty
1791dota2 card game?
1792did you srsly just say that?
1793i wanna fuk show bobs
1794Oh im trash says the guy who trash talks
1795you're grammar explains it all
1796I'm nigger
1797WHO LIKES TO EAT SEMEN
1798Pocket me and i'll show the world
1799Blue sits down when they pee.
1800u have small penus
1801sniper blue hacking
1802SOMEONE ME MEDIC
1803and your a squeaker fag
1804Ajeer alert
1805Single medic looking for pocket
1806You are a faggoooooooot
1807I'm actually like muselk. or mr palidon
1808rtd
1809im gonna fuck you in the ass lonely bitch
1810haxor in BLUE TEAM
1811Selling weapons for 1 scrap, or 2 random weapons as part of my daily dills!
1812We thank thee, Lord Gaben, for bestowing my Random Crits upon us this day
1813haha yit
1814their team is full of og f2p engies
1815complaining with *DEAD* next to your name is for pussies
1816anyone else really wanna fuck heavy
1817yit you piece of shit
1818fuck you cock nugget
1819salt is for rats
1820overwwatch is for gay penis people
1821gj retards, defend the medic
1822Just like my grandpa said: Nigger. (He was very racist)
1823pyro is for pussies
1824HOW DO I USE SPY????????
1825suck it you fun-hating dickhead
1826dominated noob! :D
1827what does the tg stand for
1828why cant i use knife or pistol as invisible?
1829tip for aspiring soldier mains - DONT ROCKET JUMP DURING SETUP
1830the gay
1831TRYHARD FAGGOT
1832t
1833YES IM THE SPY GOD DANG IT
1834i like pizza
1835get on the cart stupid sluts
1836I HAVE BIG TITS
1837tryhard man
1838useless filthy sluts
1839we need less spy
1840remove kebab
1841KILL JAKE PAUL
1842what are hte controls
1843do us all a favor and drown in white phosphorus
1844Try hard much.
1845lmao this is tf2
1846how about poop? you can chew on poop?
1847why is so many try hard?
1848i am the worst medic main evar xD
1849winning is only for tryhards
1850I hope you die in a hole and watch your family burn.
1851YOURE JUST BAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
1852you're a piece of french toast
1853I respect your true british heritage
1854you gremlin lookin ass bonobo piece of albino shit
1855fucking killyourself you fucking spoilt piece and priviledged shit.
1856there ya gp fcking idiot
1857angery
1858nightmare fuel spray
1859I WILL GIVE YOU ANY WEAPON IN THE GAME FOR 1 SCRAP
1860you don’t want to see what im seeing right now
1861a penis morphed into a human with legs that’s diabetic and ugly
1862it’s a horrendous abomination, but it has artistic value
1863I wish my dick had legs
1864I wish my dick could whisper sweet secrets in my ear
1865wow medic really
1866if I die it's medics fault
1867natsuki is gAu
1868we're all winners buddy
1869you won at being a fucking autistic retard
1870Did you know? Hoovies burn faster and hotter due to their high fat content.
1871pyros are all unsmart
1872Capping in hightower is like havnig sex with your sister. It may feel good but it's morally wrong
1873why is our engie flanking
1874wait a minute, this isn't 2fort
1875don't woeey guys i have a plan
1876somebody farted in our spawn and its fucking rotten
1877spaghet
1878so bad you spam be with revolver because you cant back stab
1879my favorite combo is w+m1
1880pyro mains are fucking cancer
1881i need therapy
1882Pyrostakenoskill.com
1883WTF YOUR CHEATING DUDE YOUR SHOTGUN CAN'T KNOCK BACK
1884fucking cheating as pyro players
1885these fucking wm1's
1886i pley da piirooo he is duh beeust class
1887DOES ANYONE HAVE THE SPEEDHAMMER FOR PYRO???
1888you cant climb that ladder can you...
1889i want someone to call me a bad boy
1890WHY THERES NO SPY ON OUR TEAM LOL
1891can anyoen go spy?
1892i'm like the only girl in an orgy. 'come here medic' yes yes just wait ok
1893my dog has laid turds in my yard with more cognitive ability than my team
1894there's only 1 gender buddy
1895gopnik nu ti doebal uzhe!
1896my blood is made from the pennis of the kids
1897stickies in the water
1898getting yourself to play tf2 in 2018 is loosing in life
1899i picked the phlog contract, please forgive me.
1900as spy how do i go to invisibly
1901medic
1902*glomps you and notices your bulge* OwO What's this?
1903he is idle
1904fuck wrong bind
1905shit the fuck up
1906shut the fuck off kid
1907shut the up
1908shut your fuck up
1909how get memes
1910wtf! im leg!!
1911i seem to have misplaced one of my testicles
1912shut the fuck up salt boy
1913fuck this pyroinfested shithold game fuck
1914Forsooth, say I, nigga what
1915your mum get fucked by sheep
1916sex master
1917im not hacker
1918why did the cow mangler get buffed anyways
1919it was too weak like ur mam
1920yes u fucking
1921AFUJR AG YHSEIURHY9238 ECTYFUQHQFRO KPQWFH9832Y90O87U2309RFT8 923Y R98Y 3940 903 UT092P3O2UJMRF RT 7238 TRG8U23HRY8HI3RIJOWEAGJ
1922gain skill you piece of shit
1923scout main is gay
1924the team with more pyros wins
1925FILTHY JEW
1926JAJJAJA NOOB
1927engineer ajjaahjajaja
1928wtf i did not press taunt
1929ive had my setup destroys twice friggin scouts
1930you fool. youve been infected with gay
1931YALL JUST GOT SCHMOTE!!!!!
1932what do you never call a black person? hint it starts with the letter N...Neighbor! Since nobody wants to live next to a nigger.
1933eat my ass felres
1934I use bonk atomic punch to avoid homosexual activities. miss me with that gay shit
1935medic y
1936dont call me a cuck
1937you know nothing
1938i've got a sweater
1939where did all my socks go
1940SCREEE
1941Hey I remember the time I dragged my finger around the rim of a wine glass and it went apeshit and ruined the garden.
1942im warning you ,i am retarded
1943what does that mean
1944imagine tarzan with down syndrome
1945fuck off piece of shit nigger slave
1946ARE YOU A BLACK NIGGER
1947why is my team full of babies
1948COME ON KIDS IT'S TIME TO DO YOUR GODDAMN CHORES
1949imagnie heavy with down syndrome
1950I don't pick up mvm money. That money come from the robots, meaning it touched robot penis. Miss me with that gay shit
1951hey nibba. i drink bonk. u drink cum
1952assaholic bitch
1953i want a coke. im going to take one to the store. goodbye
1954bye butch
1955you can leave without losing your contract points
1956<3 gimmick like u love rosmah
1957i really need to work on my aim, i can ge tlike one meatshot then I spaghetti the rest
1958how to get free karma on r/tf2 by abusing an overused meme and pretendign to be stupid as tuxedo terrorist?
1959to protect ur sentry try to put ur dispenser in front of your sentry
1960this intel will not leave bace
1961Since when did I need to be a gentleman?
1962CAN'T BUILD ANYTHING WITH THESE FUCKING SOLDIERS
1963ur fots explode xd!!!1!11
1964hello i am snek
1965how do i fly with airblast as man in hot costume
1966guys help im new to this game. how do i shit
1967i need umbercharge
1968every macanic in our team come to our intell and build guns
1969get the fuck away from my sentry, croissant boy
1970man playin on a tablet is real hard
1971how do you upgrade sentrys
1972how outback man get lemonade¿¿
197350 First Dates is a 2004 American romantic comedy film directed by Peter Segal and written by George Wing. The film stars Adam
1974how do make tuxedo terrorist do crabby dance
1975i have killed myself more than the other team has killed me
1976wait, you can double jump as scout?
1977hey guys, the phlojistanator however u spell isnt working because it wont turn rockets backwards. any help??
1978shut the fuck up you hacking cunt
1979ur lucky u have an aimbot
1980u have auto aim
1981FICL OFF HACKER
1982wow ur getting dominated by a girl
1983ROFL THAT IS BULLSHIUT hacking cheating cunt
1984:3 i will get you >.< if its the last thing i do on tf2
1985although annoyed, i'm impressed your'e getting those consistently
1986YOU'RE A HACK
1987why do you respawn quicker than everyone else?
1988Cool hacks, faggot.
1989really dont wanna hear that from someone who needs an aimbot
1990what...?
1991you are fucking ridiculous at spy
1992Can you at least try to backstab?
1993aimbot much?
1994lol spy counters pyro
1995NOODLE PLS
1996hate spies who do that faggotry
1997autosteb.jpg
1998hack more stupid faggot
1999your a lifeless hacking cunt gtfo off the game before you get your Iep bannd for life
2000Reported you. I caught you hacking
2001FOR FUCKS SAKE i have the saharan set on you should not be able to hear me decloak
2002HOLY SHIT MY FIRST AIRSHOT
2003War. War never changes.
2004Say, "fuzzy pickles."
2005You have died of dysentery.
2006The President has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?
2007All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad!
2008This is your fault. I'm going to kill you. And all the cake is gone. You don't even care, do you?
2009How are you gentlemen. All your base are belong to us.
2010Do a barrel roll!
2011Snake? SNAAAAAAAAKE!!!
2012Now look. We've both said a lot of things that you're going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us.
2013The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.
2014Thank you mario! But our princess is in another castle!
2015Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager!
2016Oh. It's you. How have you been? I've been reeeally busy being dead. You know, after you murdered me.
2017Oh, hi. So, how are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO!
2018buying gf
2019Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
2020... -Gordon Freeman
2021Now would you kindly head to Ryan's office and kill the son of a bitch?
2022It's super effective!
2023A man chooses; a slave obeys.
2024I am error.
2025It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.
2026BUY SOMETHIN' WILL YA!
2027A winner is you.
2028CONGRATULATION THIS STORY IS HAPPY END.
2029It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum...and I'm all out of gum.
2030Robot! Let me past!
2031my little gays
2032Fixer is for pansies!
2033You must be, like...a brain in a jar!
2034Um...wouldn't that make your heart explode or something?
2035Hey man, I'm cool. I got a big backpack and everything!
2036But where do yu get protein? Oh my god! You're all *cannibals*!
2037Yeah, I love it when i throw a grenade and it goes BANG!
2038I sort of thought I'd just start punching things and see where that got me.
2039Remember - no russian
2040I'm 19 years old and I've already wasted my entire life.
2041hOI!!!!! i'M tEMMIE!!!!
2042NO!!!!! muscles r..... NOT CUTE
2043geeettttttt dunked on!!!
2044Ah, the cactus. Truly the most tsundere of all plants.
2045nyeh heh heh!
2046WITH LEGS LIKE THESE, WHO NEEDS ARMS?
2047THESE ARE WINKS OF FEAR ; )
2048The dog absorbed the legendary artifact.
2049Who knew that all I had to do to make pals with someone was to give people awful puzzles and then fight them??
2050Dogs are just firm cats!
2051You're going to have a bad time.
2052Ah, the cactus. Truly the most tsundere of plants.
2053Anime is real, right?!
2054Is this a joke? Are you having a chuckle? Ha ha, very funny. I'm the one with a degree.
2055PLEASE DON'T NOOGIE THE SKELETON
2056I can't go to hell. I'm all out of vacation days.
2057Congratulations! You failed the puzzle!
2058Sounds like only fire lives here now.
2059It's possible you might have a problem.
2060after a great meal i like to lie on the ground and feel like garbage...
2061g0 rub your cock against a cheese grater you titcrapping twigfucker
2062terryporter down
2063cumming inside yourself is definitely a bad idea'  If that's wrong then I don't want to be right~
2064dont fell bad not ervry one can be goode
2065gb2 pussybaby land where u git own3d by dick
2066I gave head to fuckin' Sniper for no fuckin' reason!
2067I AM THE ALPHA MALE
2068R WE DEFENDING
2069fucking grandma left seamen in my sink
2070add upp all of the veiws he's gotten in his whole channel or whatever. throught your life you'll prabaly neva get that many.
2071I have a fascination with poop.I don't eat it or anything,but I kinda want to poop on a girls chest and have sex. Anal,ofc
2072it will take weeks to clean the semen off the ceiling
2073where infantry fellow get gunboots?
2074LMDOIUE (laf my dik off into ur ear)
2075Personally I think sapping is cheating
2076Fuck off you ugly, fat bastard. I could not give a fuck about you or 50 cent because your both smelly cunts. 
2077C'mon bro, you're shitting on my tits.
2078rip in penis
2079status: u mad [x] u not mad [ ]
2080I browse reddit for hours a day, before that I was a Warcraft addict. Before that it was FF11, before that it was Runescape
2081go drink ur moms bredst milk u fart commander
2082I took ur mom out to a nice steak dinner, but rly it was my evil twin with ur mmm and I was at your house raping your father
2083pussy no mele bixch tiger shepsep
2084the respawn times ruin the game
2085yea megaheal can make you seem invulnerable
2086spy is noob class no explanation necessary
2087engine build healthrobot
2088PRESS G WITH KIRTKZ ZRAGE IT GIVES HEALF
2089i got a POW Drink for a forconature
2090omg this is 2 ezy are U even trying??
2091gaben pls buff
2092how do i trade my stuff?
2093congrtulations ur the worlds worst tf2 player
2094rekt u noob *OWNED*
2095My power went out for 30 seconds. After 20 seconds passed by, I had no hope and accepted that this was my fate.
2096tell ur mum to hand the keyboard and mosue back
2097fucking my mum got electrocuted again
2098are u slippan off ur chaire cos ur ass is bleeding so hard??
2099Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run. 
2100sv_cheats 1
2101YOU NEED A RELIFE
2102at least i have arms n legs (thats what it feels like playing vs u)
2103i use phlog because i get more kills with it
2104if i was as bade as u i would kil myself
2105MACK ATHER MUSIC GAY YOU WAHRY HLOY SHIT MAC ATHER MUSIC OK YOU FACKING IN THE ASSS
2106u see what is crank :P hahahahhahahah noobs , rich pooper
2107soldier is noob class shoot feet get kills
2108lmao do u even try????
2109How did i get here from watching dog porn? o_O
2110Haha, my wife found out how much I bought mine for on eBay. Needless to say I'm cut the fuck off from phones for while.
2111Fap for you body muscle ^~ more more sexy
2112wonderfulinsurance company here FREFDEFEFDSFDRGFRSZ
2113faggy THE MEDICS REVIVED SOMEONE NEXTDOOR THE SOUND ZZZ FOR FUCKS SAKE
2114I was raped in a toilet by a woman named Steven J Miller...
2115y4 bl0w
2116pls
2117attack the train
2118Filled dollarstore squirtguns with piss&handed them out at a show for a band who stole a bottle of beer from my place
2119can i buy hats form sum1
2120**PROTIP** Use the reticule in the middle of the screen to aim.
2121NEWSFLASH NIGGA U AINT JEZUZ, NO 1 CAN BE JEZUZ LIKE H E WAS NIGGA U TIHNKIN U CAN?
2122qq qq  qq q qq QQ
2123stock scatergun sux, it only does liek 3 dmg
2124how do i earn ppoints as mechanic?
2125dont worry at least ur tryan XD
2126R u mad becouse ur bad nooby?
2127==----**~~#NOOB DOWN#~~**----==
2128semen leaking from ears??/?? what is the odds@???
2129i make a heal staton
2130roflmao new episode of sailor moon plz
2131'I came all over my triple chins.' - u
2132how do u crouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2133valve pls nerf
2134BUTTDEVASTATED
2135im horny and cant masterbate
2136c0m3 se3 m3
2137no
2138Tak? sa :D Kto polak kciuk w góre!!
2139rofl did any1 see that dork get raped
2140I hav neer seen sum1 so pooper peeved
2141my mother in law sewing new sweater zzz FFS
2142How can I get my family to believe that I can see aura's? FFS horny father outside, zzzzz
2143I took birth control here and there for 2months but harldy stayed on it so is it easy to get pregnant? plz repyll!!
2144u spent so many time to push the cart. now they have 2 mega sentries.. omg
2145in gradeschol u wanted to b a butplumber when u grw up
2146a venemous snake? in my shower((((( fuggg))
2147Her lack of femininity just drives me up the wall. In our time dating she's worn make up three times never worn a skirt/dress
2148demo is noob class m1m2m1m2
2149faggy medics revived gecko neighbor FRZZZZZZ THE SOUND ROFL
2150anyone selling a force of natcher
21512gud4u
2152calm down br0, ur bad, just accept it
2153p
2154asdddddwdaasdawdeeeeeeeeey
2155how do you get crits with a pyro?
2156omg lego piece in my throat I'm chocking !!!!!!@!
2157cry 2 ur dads dick forver noob
2158can some1 give me free deathclock?
2159You are an evolutionary U Turn.
2160oh he fisted me darn
2161Did you see that?! I killed him!
2162is that spy's legs broken
2163if i pwnd u any harder it wud be animal abuse
2164rekt
2165the spy just fuck the game
2166you hav no lyfe you cant evan play tf2 propaly
2167u so asspissed rite now ur bluddy poo steam w/rage
2168suck my bols
2169I was eating pizza in the park&this stoned black guy walked up to me I didnt know what to do so I gave him my pizza&bolted
2170goddamn room on fire
2171Why is the healer man cheating? I can't hurt him
2172are you serious you dumb bastard? you faggot as bitch cunt, i will piss in your mouth
2173I got Physycal destroyed after watches this video. Thank you
2174how i do taunt?
2175Please stop using text binds. You're neither clever nor funny.
2176dumb my client is bugged
2177Half-Life 3 confirmed!
2178mother calling me for soup
2179how do you get vintages by killing?
2180if u take l4d and change the l to a b u get b4d, and thts u 8)
2181>mfw i ownd u
2182If you go to a job interview and theres a Hispanic or an African American person trying for the position you should just leave
2183I am a pyro, trust me i have caugt 3 acres of land on fire before....so dnt talk unless you know what ur talkin bout doood
2184explain how fighterman get a-bomb launcher?
2185noob pyro leave before i ban u
2186'i like to drnikj sperm from my sperm bottle while waring my sperm necklace' - u
2187ROFL WOW BADDIES EVERYWHERE
2188welcome to Slamsterdam, enjoy your stay
2189ur such a looser ur wife is paper bag
2190elephant sitting next to me
2191L0L :-) L0L u g0t r4P3D id10t :-) L0L
2192hahahahaahah laught my ass off when i heard retarded dwarf
2193kid got told da news(he shitbad)
2194I just don't understand. Could someone please explain why this chimp is riding a segway?
219515 sec RE CAP?!?!?!?!?! or relife... wat ev
2196how do you go to your third gun
2197wangadang
2198calm down and watch some porn you pussys
2199DONT SHOOT MY UBERCHARGE PLEASE
2200You are the smallest little shit I've ever seen, yet you are so amazingly funny.
2201lolURb4d at an E-Z GAME (>^^)>
2202Dispenser down! PUSH NOOOOOWWWW!!!
2203i play game for 10 yrs noob
2204I feel like your dad after a morning fuck with your sister.. 
2205I'm sure there's plenty of supernatural dramas about spikey haired homosexuals in high school or some shit that you could read
2206Did you know TF2 is free to uninstall?
2207this kill is going on my blog
2208Shut the fuck up, you cock juggling thundercunt
2209NO WAY lucky bastard, fuck yeah
2210Just HOW can you fuck her without breaking it? ske looks like ske could only handle 2 thrusts before snapping like a twig!
2211LOL scrub ur gettin rekt hardcroe
2212dad throwing an axe to the neighborszzzz???
2213your reality is imaginary,lol...go take you're garbage comments somewhere else, your making an ass out of yourself,lol
2214i keep getting stomach cramps could i be pregnant? FREDGEGSZZZRGDD
2215As a Sniper, aim for the head in order to inflict critical damage!
2216rofl i pwnd u scrub #420 #based #mlgskill
2217i have SUN on a stick how about i cover the moon with that
2218whats the M1
2219u hav 1 week 2 live cuz u dying of stage 12 --own--
2220how do i change the arm ?
2221stupid car-horn outside WHAT IS THE ODDS?
2222lolumad
2223getting mad u virgan nerd??
2224how to glow as healing scientist
2225sucky please remove luck WHAT IS THE ODDS?
2226Go climb a wall of dicks.
2227is it possible to deul weild the swords
2228WONDERFUL, SIMPLY FUCKING WONDERFUL fucking water-frame bug abuser I CANT TAKE IT
2229/)>w<(\
2230WONDERFUL, SIMPLY FUCKING WONDERFUL flash player just wants an update right now FOR FUCKS SAKE
2231cockwood fight
2232ur just so madd all the time its 2 easy 23 own u
2233Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.
2234Any human would be disturbed when they're raped by subhuman savages that are allowed to live in society thanks to liberals.
2235the early bird gets the boner
2236How do u make a core spattered weapon?
2237ahaha ur awful
2238are you? retarted?
2239the knife is useless you can only use it from behind
2240Less words from you, less iq points dropped.
2241how do you unlock enforcer
2242THEY ARE GOOD IF U ASK ME. THEY ARE THE NSB BOYZ ALSO KNOW AS THE NEW STYLE BOYZ AND THIS IS THEIR YOUTUBE CHANNEL DBOYPIMP101
2243I'M MID FUCKIN' FRAG VIDEO
2244engineer is noob class hit sentry for kills
2245horse status: fucked [x] not fucked [ ]
2246I bet you collect scabs from patients and put them into your bathtub at home and jack off while submerging yourself in them
2247why did tuxedo man kill me???
2248someone get that man A CRIT
2249u fucking ugly midgit with a gap tooth and big ass head LOL
2250sniper is noob class click on heads get kills
2251hi i will kringle collection
2252hey red guys can i install a system if i am egnigeer
2253help me spy clock doesnt work
2254youve just been HURT FEELINGS'd
2255UR STATUS: [x] mad [ ] not mad
2256cheater
2257Please tell me why it is wrong for me, a man in my 20s, to be in a romantic non-sexual relationship with an 11 year old girl
2258JEEZ undercover armymen here
2259heavy is no skill class go pyro
2260ur gonna need tampons for ur ass afta that ownage
2261i'm assuming that your a preteen in the u.s. with a cracking voice that has to hide his wet dream stained sheets from mommy
2262{{R@PeD}} :: btw you are shit
2263wer3 u born yesterday??? ~~ ROFL sh1tty
2264Uhm i lost my transform tool :(
2265rat on my hand, fuck yeah
2266I swallowed the extra inches into my throat hesitantly, I'd only deep-throated Spy like once or twice
2267can someone type in the chat how to use your mic please
2268ARE U GUEYS NEW??
2269SAME TO ME FIX THIS VALVE GABEN PLEASE STOP EATING AND START FIXING THING PLEASE AAARRRRGGHHHH
2270rofl who the hell are these fools
2271what button is to jump twice
2272Such a beautiful respectable lady *tips le fedora*
2273u play tf2 lik a midget playin basket ball
2274hang urslef from a high cieling, u candy apple jabroni >:(
2275tf2 is so bad
2276I want to trade one the sniper hartmaker
2277cocksucking cat farted, fuck yeah
2278DONT LET ME GET IN MY ZONE
2279why is backstab so op
2280Why sell botlegits or allybaba bots ?
2281if valve didn't want it then why did they put it in the game
2282lol yeah you're legit
2283engineer go for mision
2284umade noobe?
2285hi pls sell my ur unusul
2286we need some soldiers to destroy those mascines!
2287how do you cloke
2288HANDS UP IF YOU EVER SHITED WHILE HAVING A BATH OR THUMBES UP IF YOU PEE IN THE SHOWER:)
2289Guys which button is sprint
2290I bound my alternate fire to trash talk.
2291asasin give me barr
2292rekt u lol another one for the fraghsow
2293any one have a spare force of natachare gun i could have ?
2294how do i change the man i play?
2295my rubix cube fell off my desk? and completed itself, neighbors called the police and they got arrested
2296jesus christ how horrifying
2297colonrampage'd
2298KRITZBERG FOR DEFENCE
2299did u kno if u take l4d and replace L with B, u get B4D, and thats u
2300shitty battery in cellphone died FFS?
2301de_stroyed
2302wallhacker
2303They don't think it be like it is, but it do.
2304TIEM TO REK SKRUBS
2305GET NO SKOPED
2306SUMBUDY is anally anguished
2307You're as dumb as a bag of doorknobs. Retarded doorknobs.
2308Votekick me, please. I'm not even kidding. Just do it, for the love of god. End the idiodicy of my trashcan script, please.
2309Yay I fucking learning impaired midget who thinks he funny!!!!!
2310LMFAO nt retard 8===--D~~ (cum)
2311how do you get an uber charge
2312Sometimes i fill my bathtub with marinara sauce then i submerge my self completely in sauce,and imagine i'm a meatball.
2313Go back to grooming your neck-beard. By the way you've got homework due tomorrow.
2314That nigga is good actually. I often listen to this music because of that nigga become kawaii and those LINE characters lol.?
2315someone outside screaming
2316ur such a virgin you could make ur own brand of olive oil rofl~
2317Please send me 2 crap metal
2318who made this mouse omg.
2319HOW IT WORK? 
2320wuts sand man
2321peasants surviving off grains&gruel ended up some level of skinny while the wealthy eating much more meat were in better shape
2322u ned to take chilpil and stop raping your ownasswit with husband
2323Sniper threw his head back when he came, and I debated swallowing or spitting for a minute, then just swallowed
2324why r some players invisible
2325dear god no
2326I went as a pokemon once. I looked aboslutley ridiculous. It was Zapdos because I wanted to be powerful.
2327NO WAY condom
2328how do i unlick shotgun for demo
2329phlog+reserve shooter, weapon switch speed for sharpened volcano fragment. best combo ever
2330I-WILL-NO-LONGER-GO-TO-THIS-HOOTERS.THAT-WAS-EMBARRASSING....
2331How do I put a dispenser this heavy is annoying me
2332med down oh wait wrong script
2333u just got raped
2334FUCK u too because if ur not a 600 pound over weight smelly bastard then your a fukin stinking cunt who needs to take a shower
2335ahahaha, you brother fuck pillows :)zzz FFS?
2336are u new or just bad?? noobe
2337sheep breedin wtf??? What are you views on this ?
2338buying solger hat (i thing its name is librty luch)
2339u internet horses r all the same fuk off
2340how masked artist make ice sculptures
2341~graceful~
2342hey granma is that u???? LOL so bad
2343everyone become enginear we win
2344go milk a cow you shitmongering cuntnugget
2345He grabbed at my hair, so I gripped his thighs to keep him from trying to face-fuck me.
2346lol pwnd
2347{{ scoooled u }}
2348gay because im colorblind you win
2349stfu nerd go grow balls
2350Im selling bong boy
2351what makes you to not burn?
2352Cunt (pron.: /?k?nt/) is a word for the female genitalia, particularly the vulva, and is widely considered to be vulgar.
2353how do i buy thing
2354So stupid!!! I want to stop pay my bill every month! what for ! screaming !!!..
2355i sell egzecuter for huntsmen
2356scout going undwer
2357WONDERFUL, SIMPLY FUCKING WONDERFUL noise.
2358~~ANAL~~ >>ANNIHILATON<<
2359selling strange razorback 1 rec
2360Well, looks like matters have been settled.
2361U cry tears of blud and cum ur mom's penis out your angry butthole
2362Your mother swims out to meet troopships.
2363like i said blade would beat on goku and your arguments were weak so yeah go back to jerking off on your hentai lol :P
2364Don't trust people that do acupuncture, they're back stabbers. 
2365anyone who uses pyro in this game is now regarded as a gay incest semen drinking buttfucking cocksucker shit hole
2366my fiance ejaculated in me a week b4 the ovulation calender said i was to ovulate.? fart!
2367is that a toon from toontown
2368ur gone :^)
2369unbindall gives you an unusual
2370I have not met with anything in natural history more amusing and entertaining than your personal appearance.
2371check urself b4 u rek urself
2372police busting someone on street
2373dumb headset!
2374lol u troled so fukin hard u wan sum ice for the ASSBURN??
2375the crits one
2376She's killing herself slowly, and she's happy. She is, and we aren't. You could argue because she's female, but that's not it.
2377i got a dwds (driving while dick sucking)
2378scout is noob class he runs too fast
2379was all by myself in the US, defenceless- they misguided me and they took advantage...I Cry big time!
2380masculine new episode of sailor moon plz, fuck yeah
2381There is no way to stop the rapes in Africa It's as ingrained in their culture as using a fork & spoon at the table is in ours
2382wonderfulwolth howling LOL
2383FUCKING mongo WHAT IS THE ODDS?
2384screaming toddler what to do? WHAT IS THE ODDS
2385are noobs on servur
2386masculine fishbowl tripped
2387u were --- this close to being recognized by ur parents
2388noob question but why can't i backstab while cloaked? seems stupid not to be able to
2389diarhea !!!!!!@!
2390how do find items?
2391they should make a new class likea ninja or something
2392cocksucking lag
2393y dont u take a short strole to the fagot store and buy some skills scrub
2394how does triathlon winner get home run
2395pillars calapsed at parthenon Rofl
2396HOW DO U CROUCH
2397lol why dont u play COD so i can own you there too
2398Is It Meh Or Did My Katt Juss Barkedd At Me!?!?!?
2399hilarious yoghurt spillt
2400ay are u Oscar teh grouch!?!? CUZ U LIV INA TRASHCAN!!!!!!!!!??
2401<-(0.0)-< dats u gettn ownd LOL
2402le troled hard
2403charizard is the only tru begining pokemno
2404anyone sell the sniper??
2405www.fastforwardblowjobs.com
2406witnessed planecrash yesterday !!!!!!@!
2407 Socks are nature's napkins.
2408i laffed iRL b-cuz your so BAD *(<(<(OEWNED>)>)*
2409how do u spary
2410Thanks to Tibia a lot of Brazilian gamers have this 'us against them' mentality and fucking hate Polish people. 
2411i just wont stop clic on my mouse and make alot of kill 8D
2412He rolled over and straddled my hips like the freakin' Queen of England (is that bitch dead, yet?) and taunted me.
2413buying powerjacker
2414chocolate paper sounds FREFDEFEFDSFDRGFRSZ
2415gernades? how thrown?
2416I used to spend the night at a friend's house I'd feel up his sister (2 years younger than me we were both<18) in her sleep
241750cent is a certified negro monkey roaming around the streets of america!
2418juice spilled WHATS GOING ON
2419some one an ambulance cos u just got DE_STROYED
2420goddamn dog whining for food WHAT IS THE ODDS?
2421I PRAY TO GOD A PACK OF WOLVES RAPES YOU IN THE DEAD OF WINTER AND FORCES YOU TO WALK HOME BAREFOOT!
2422u did good.... for a fCKing~BADDIE...sh4t on
2423am god sniper
2424I can't believe someone gave me all these sweet hats for a couple salvageable crates or something
2425get the weiner out of your mouth, ShitFUckeDDDDD!~@#(
2426wtf i have used the company for yers and paid for the gaurntee and I receicved a letter from the irs ans had to pay them $428
2427ZOMG poisoned banana I CANT TAKE IT
2428At first I thought I was a heroic Navy Seal, then at 40 seconds I thought there was a bomb, and the computer was pissed at me.
2429what amkes you to not burn as demel man
2430Between ~30% and ~50% of all rape accusations are false.
2431hwbow use uber charge?
2432SPY BWEING WATCHED BYU MY SENTRY JUST LEAVBE
2433WONDERFUL, SIMPLY FUCKING WONDERFUL block of flats nearby collapsed LOLMAO!
2434hwo do u crounch 
2435#swagyolo
2436battlefiled pro
2437im hi rite now on ganj but im stil ownen u xD
2438What's the difference between CoD and Jarate? The jar.
2439call me the bus driver, because I get paid below minimum wage
2440wolth howling
2441fukin weebs
2442how do you swich guns
2443You are a wonderful person.
2444IN AD 20xx
2445pyros r pussies who never learnd to aim
2446oops, hit my bind
2447just leeve the game and let the real mans play
2448chair just collapsed like an open team<< WTF
2449WHY CANT A SHOOT WHEN CLOAK
2450what does my right click accomplish on the pyro?
2451roflmao dog
2452the sun on stick is so glowy
2453I LOVE PEEING IN THE SHOWER IT JUST FEELS GOOD THUMBS IF YOU LIKE TO DO THAT ASWELL:)
2454PLEASE GUY SOMEONE SELL THE AWPANTAGE
2455Everyone who loves you is wrong.
2456xDDDDD
2457get ur mom 2 lik teh tears of ur ballz, assmaster
2458now my internet is caught up so i have 0 lag now you're in big troubler enemy team
2459u = v1rgin n3rd~
2460i buy cladmemore
2461i cant kill friendlys you retard
2462LOL PYROS
2463what does mann co. supply do?
2464mosquito bit me WHAT IS THE ODDS?
2465its ok if u keep practasing u will get bettar lol #rekt
2466man tries a dating site finds a girl and talks to her finding out her boobs are F's so he smiles knowing what hes getting into
2467How do I make healing box?
2468CAN ANY 1 PLS TELL HOW TO CHANGE NAME!?
2469Whould someone be so kind as to tell me how I get the bow and arrow
2470how light hat on fire?????
2471im gonna stick an egg in ur vaginal canal and punch it-
2472fat fuckin nigger bitch
2473shitty abuser of game mechanics
2474So next time i scratch my ass i will think of you...now do everyone a favor and FUCK OFF.
2475spesciall delivary for CAPTEN BUTTHURT
2476okay im gonna ask a quitiion whydid soeone hacked me and stolemy wepons?
2477E bro,you have to go inside and find something for fuck...!!
2478Cranky's Advice: git gud
2479STUPID ENGINMER MAKE PORTAL FORQARD UNITS AHEAD
2480i have strange hat u noob
2481!premium
2482HODOR GO SPA
2483mum always forgets to buy raisins zzzz LOL
2484how did he jarate me from far away did he take viagra or something omg
2485Ok Guys, let's do a quizz? ! What is the heightest mountain on the world ?
2486they want everyone to give up their children and move on, they stole my son and made up more malious lies then you can imagine
2487school3d by a 13yo lol u r rely bad
2488HOW TO SE CHAT VOICE
2489butt docta prognosis: buttfustrated
2490NiCE AIMBOT, did it come wiWETH a MILsHAKE??
2491HUGE AIRSHOT
2492SELL ME YOUR CRATE PLEASEEE
2493i always chose squirtle when i played pokemon, i literally never chose another. sometimes i wonder....
2494why would you use the default weapons
2495i SELL STRANGERS TRADE MEE
2496WHY CANT I GET DEAD RINGER TO WORK
2497buttdocktor evaluation: BUTTBLEED
2498 at least i have arms n legs (thats what it feels like playing vs u)
2499rack off you crazy little dingo!!! FFS????@!
2500:D Brb ... Lol wtf? OMG laomo :D :D Rolf
2501u play tf2 like my granpa and hes ded
2502**PROTIP** Your crosshair generally assists you in aiming.
2503erection
2504My mom caught me looking at a loli doujin if that counts. She actually called the police and I was in for questioning.
2505u only even touchin me cause my girl is screamin, im not gonna take a loss that aint legit -- i poop on u, im jus distracted
2506faggy my client is bugged FREFDEFEFDSFDRGFRSZ
2507rocket jumpers are op when you are lag
2508my sniper rifle only fires when zoomed, is it broken?
2509pyro fire bow my ok
2510cumguzzling police busting someone on street WHATS GOING ON
2511no microspamming here please
2512my right kidney hurts whenever i drink alot of water? what is the odds ROFL!?
2513w0w SNAPPED u HARD (fkn shitter)
2514how do i check score?
2515PERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKELE
2516i trade riple nife for snheavy wich
2517server bug
2518sucky a kangaroo here? WTF???????
2519That just happened.
2520rofl police served a warrant on my dog but she fled!@
2521one guy on Intervention said his classmates called him Pizza Tits, i laughed
2522lmfao ur an moron
2523HOW DO I UNLOCK GOLD GUN FOR MY BIG GUY WITH LIGHT MASHIN GUN
2524im gonna record a fragshow so i can watch me pwn u ova and ova LMAO
2525i dont know how to play
2526heavy is noob class click and hold for bullets
2527you should make grenade
2528cocksucking dog whining for food
2529what happened to team fortress 1? it is a mystery
2530ill giave a partuicle amsher for a claoking device
2531this is my new house my old house was awesome
2532don’t upsetti hav some spagetti
2533Do you feel special? Please try suicide again... hopefully you will be successful this time.
2534WHATS AN AIMBOTTER END WHERE CAN I GET ONE
2535HOW DO I MINE 4 FISH????
2536go play with your building blocks
2537why cant u guys listen to a girl like me
2538im going to sap there sentury
2539take a se4t u got OWNDE
2540HOW IT WORK?
2541faggy postman jerking the doorbell OMG?
2542no wonder u smile u got dick in ass like cat
2543how do we change our name?
2544daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn son, that's som dank shit
2545they ubered a sodier knight lol
2546IM TRAWNING
2547you got knocked the fuck out
2548take a seat, class is in session
2549YOU SLAMMED HER! YOU DUNKED HER DONUTS! YOU GAVE HER DOG A SNAUSAGE. YOU STUFFED HER LIKE A THANKSGIVING TURKEY!!
2550goddamn my mum got electrocuted again
2551im not even trying to pwn u its just so easy
2552I gotta pay bills
2553roflmao muslims praying
2554you still shouldn't not have no heart, not fight, not compete, not be into games.
2555how to i rank my gun??????????
2556I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.
2557buying modic gun with strangesse
2558i bet u have a fetish FOR MEN LMAO
2559how do i use the rocks?
2560[h] s. degreaser [w] s. phlog
2561hush my darling, the lion sleeps tonigh
2562I have a ridiculous crush on fem-scout like you have no idea
2563It's a ccg, visual novel and touch the anime girl all over game and that's why this is a really good mobile game
2564beeing balled in the ass??? HELP ME
2565GGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
2566music outside
2567wtf my keyboard fell off the desk?? what is the odds!!
2568buy medic
2569how can i shoot bubblecums
2570LOL PYROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
2571Would there ever be a George Lazenby/Timothy Dalton of Hannah Montana?
2572do u jus liev in ur own lil'' world u dumFUK??
2573yes i smoke weed also, i am a sinner, thats between me and God you athiest ####,lol
2574A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.    
2575is a 2009 halloween hat rare?
2576protect my century pls
2577lol troled autismal faget
2578i called u a fukin nerd go blog abut it faggt
2579I could have had sex with them but it would not have been ok with me emotionally; because I feel they're vapid&unintelligent
2580STOP TRYING TO CAP AND FIGHT
2581**PROTIP** If you wanna frag people you have to hit them.
2582!! r0FL shat on -- ****nice play fagg0t****
2583shut it! you mupet go fuk your mum
2584You tried youre best. thats all that maters - qu33rL0L
2585how to get in touch with who give strangers babies in adoption? i don't know nothing about it?
2586hazardous beoing flying through my window?????
2587ur dad rapes u with peanut butter,shitty
2588wrecked so hard
2589why does everyone have laser weapons
2590At least I tried.
2591Honey is the only food that does not spoil
2592only noobs use original grenade launcher as demo
2593someone go beast mode and make them top camping
2594LMAO u got SMASHD!! (and your dad fingers you)
2595<--- BEATDOWN BRINGA (smashed u dickhead)
2596A BIRD FLEW THROUGH WINDOWzzzz?Z?Z?Z?Z?Z?Z???????????
2597wow destroid p.s. ur utter shit
2598take notes ;)
2599y dont u gb2gayville ur dad is wait
2600fucking my dog wants to leave me forever FFS?
2601Bewm.
2602me battlefiled rp
2603MEDIC I NEED U PLZ
2604is it possible to deul weild the half zataichi
2605I guess you came back for some more potatosalad
2606thats going in the frag movie
2607a cat scratched me
2608ned a tetryporter here
2609HORNY dog farted
2610hold up guys my aimbot crashed
2611pyro is noob class wm1 get kills
2612it's me, Martin Landry!
2613I have placed a giant mirror where a giant mirror does not belong simply so I could sit on the toilet and still watch TV.
2614LOL nice reg
2615valve pls buff
2616I have a mic but have no idea how to set it up, lol! I'm a n00b to pc gaming
2617when do I unlock my gold rank???
2618you betas need to get laid
2619the knife sucks it doesnt do much dmg
2620This site is run by a clan on ps3 they are from usa and they are very racist to any other country and also to colour aswell. 
2621>mfw i rek u
2622u fail, just like ur dads condom
2623Jesus nonsinse?u will burn in hell.oh i frgot u beleve when u die nothin happens,lol. go kill urslef 4 making a religous remark
2624We are paying for the weak to live long enough to reproduce multiple offspring of similar disposition. Idiocracy is here now
2625no no no no NO!
2626How can push explody train down choo choo tracks
2627WVGSDVS SORRY JUST CLEANING THE JIZZ OF MY KEYBOARD!!
2628STOP KILLING ME IM FRIENDLY
2629L0l did u just buy dis game??!? ROFRRL
2630WOW ESEA, GJ **fartzzzz*@#!
2631its doesnt spell rgth laters wher my key bord shows them
2632ur so bad u make ur noobe team look good
2633Calloused fingertips explored every inch of Engineer's skin as Solider's head went lower and lower…
2634my team sucks im saping all the century
2635goddamn whoever made this game
2636<<< OWEND U >>>
2637hdd lag CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THIS SHIT?!
2638my teeth hurt...
2639hwo do u crounch
264011 and single
2641DAD farted again
2642Looks guys, a one man fag parade!
2643jealous neighbor.
2644Fair warning, I am going to taunt after every headshot, just to prove it was skill and not dumb luck and disjointed hitboxes.
2645LLolTHE MEDICS REVIVED SOMEONE NEXTDOOR THE SOUND ZZZ
2646U <3 SP3RM (ESP UR DADZ L0L) ~~~c====8
2647im new and my head is bald
2648Get the fuck out of my server you disgusting cum guzzling fuck puppet
2649anyone got minigun
2650lol i troled u so hard *OWNED*
2651i almost feel sorry for you hahahaha
2652lol you are one angry little boy aint you acutally your spelling is of a 5 year 
2653My eyes turn colors based on my mood. when I get happier, they tend to get lighter. They also get darker as I get angrier
2654can deliver pizza as the fast?
2655MY SALES AGENT, MARK BIGELOW, FROM THE BINGHAMTON NY OFFICE, ADMITTED TO MAKING A SERIOUS ERROR BY NOT ADDING SEWER COVERAGE.
2656im selling stranger
2657LMAO did u go to da buthurt king an g3t urself a butthurt with fries?!?
2658then why the fuk are yu on his video yu r pefetic
2659this donk is dirtier than fingering your? sister and finding your dads wedding ring, siicckk laadddd!!!!
2660whats that? oh, must be the sound of u getting creamed in the face by my grandfather baddy
2661noob hackers
2662go wach naturo REKT
2663STATAN SHOULD FUCK YOU IN THE ASSOLE
2664hey, can someone teach me how to use the force a nature to do an extra jump?
2665your mom is a graphical bitch
2666The M79 grenade launcher is a single-shot grenade launcher that fires a grenade which is called the High-Low Propulsion System
2667wow good bash, good game, good gameplay
2668wadsdddddddddddaawwd sdy
2669**maybee** if u stoped jerkin it to anime u'd get a gf ^______^
2670wowowow nice fuckin aimbot your fucking hakcer
2671get a bran retarts
2672why isn't my knife instakill
2673Its disgusting to punsh someone in the face when he is lying on the floor...
2674wow my monitor was off this whole time!!
2675centinel in the truck!
2676roflmao girl ate a spoon
2677how to change charakter
2678it's bad enough i'm playing with a touchpad
2679how do i cehck how many kills have have on a gun
2680stupid sun, fuck yeah
2681His thighs twitched, impatient ass, and I licked the head, because Spy loved that kind of thing.
2682nt nigger (suck my cunt)
2683BYING 50 CRATE FOR ??????!
2684how to fly as captain america
2685hl2.exe has stopped responding
2686wolth bit me
2687DISPENSERT!?!?! BUT WHWHAT DOES A DISPENSER DO
2688best country ever., 12 points from azerbaijan to our brothers turkey. and fuck armenia
2689did u learn 2 aim from stevie wondar??? LOL
2690HORNY teddy bear farted SNUUUUURRRRPPP?? FFS!!
2691i shld slap u in the tits
2692diarhea I CANT TAKE IT
2693uploaden this fragshow roflmao
2694what is the !hat command
2695**PROTIP** Using a mouse is recommended.
2696CRY SOME MORE - Team Fortress 2 Heavy Weapons Guy
2697I trash talk because I hate my life
2698i rape and you dont ded wtf
2699how dose it feel to be owneded so hartd??
2700yor dad calls u 'cc' 4 cumcaptin lawl
2701rtd
2702keyboard !!!!!!@!
2703battery in cellphone died
2704you must be a DIRTY, STINKING, GREESY HAIRED, CHEESY BREATH CUNT.
2705does the plogistonor have any actual disadvantage
2706Don't hate me because I'm beautiful hate me because your boyfriend thinks so ~~~~
2707maybe if u put down the cheseburgers u could kill me lol fat nerd
2708postman left someone else's mail at door
2709got more wobbles then a new born giraffe with down syndrome. ?FFS
2710Guns are used to defend our property&our faith&our freedom&they are essential to living the way God intended for us to live
2711lol pwnd scrubb
2712masculine juice spilled
2713hey l00k, its a gay virg1n
2714i wish my girlfriend was as dirty as that shot
2715My dick flinched 'OH MY GOD!'
2716dose ur aim come in NOT NOOBE? LMAO
2717is it the spy or am i hacked theres 2 of me
2718smelly whoever made this game FOR FUCKS SAKE
2719aaaawww look at that cute little rape... ~takes a few pics~ makes ya just want to join in.
2720I have a custom fleshlight, I put various sauces for different pleasures.Sometimes I use warm clam chowder or bbq sauce.
2721why dont u go play halo
2722guys i found all the ak47s they are on sniper
2723stop heavy plizz it's to cheat
2724im only 13 an im better than u haha XD
2725I actually keep a record of my fapping. It's my 2nd most used series (the 1st, coincidentally, is My Little Pony).
2726Women dont understand what its like to only be valued for what you can provide a woman. They only love what you can give them
2727LOL)))))))
2728deal w it gaylord
2729medic is noob class don't even kill anyone
2730sun!
2731every weapon post engi update is unbalanced garbage with the exception of the atomizer
2732that guy is hacking his sentry has rockets
2733cheer up^ :) youre small d1k isnt noticealbe under ur BaDnEsS
2734ont time I overheard one large black man say to another "Sometimes a nigga can't get enough waffles"
2735rofl my monitor is off and i'm playing via morse code and a complex system of echolocation
2736time for you 2 uninstale the game
2737ahaha u got introduced 2 da welcoming committee
2738lol y do u care tho ur gona be angry all the time cuzof it kay
2739ummm reexec i forgot to masturbate:::: gimme 2 mins~!!
2740ass states - [_] NOT REKT [X] REKT
2741how do u rocket jump!!!!!!!!!!!
2742If you have friends that react badly to offhandedly getting messaged, 'It's rape time, bitch'...you need better friends
2743ur under arrested for being shit
2744i cant make sentret if nowones help me!!!!
2745gaben pls nerf
2746everyone is op
2747rofl the police sent me 200 bucks for catching a criminal I never did
2748r u into scat porns or some thing cos it feel's like u want me 2 shit on u
2749mickey mouse pissing me off
2750welcome to the noob scoole bus first stop ur house <<PWND>>
2751I should have a bind for that
2752sometimes when i shoot my flamethrower air comes out is this normal
2753ur pathetic nerd its like u have parkensons
2754cya noob send me a post card from pwnd city ROFL
2755steven hocking appeared in a wheelchair ffs?
2756im a medic i cant fucking rocket job like you asshole
2757goddamn wat is the name of this bette davis moive where she says you like making fun of me dont you?
2758LOLOLOLOALLMAOOLROFLOL LPRPOYROOOSS
2759WHO HAS THE CLODEM MOR
2760is wwe acting or real? FFS I DONT TELL
2761i am ref
2762demo throw grenad at little sent
2763lol ur so bad u cant even find ur own dick
2764how do i turn invisable
2765I have jerked off in several schools. In photo class (the dark room). In a laundromat when it was empty I came in a dryer
2766why dont u go and play manoppoly you noob
2767why isn't soul eater on here? thats an awesome anime and the fact that soul can turn into a death sycthe is epic
2768my friend thought about suicide, she jumped into the Thames? LOl???<<< fzzzzzzz horny
2769confratulasons u ar the new WORLD BUTTHURTED CHAMPEON
2770LOL N3RD owned
2771we are here to dislike Bieber and to say thath bieber is gay :s And to critic everyone who say bieber is the best !
2772how did that spy noscope me without a sniper rifle
2773fucked a jar of peanut butter... It's messy and it felt good exceptc I used chunky and it cut my dick and I got an infection.
2774oh shit my monitor turned off again
2775You wouldnt by any chance be a Zionist Jew, would you? Because theres a lot of them here who spread malicious 'pedophile' lies
2776!kickall red pyros
2777butdocter prognoses: OWND
2778please here another senti gun
2779ur a pussy if u have wet dreams
2780HOW TO DROP THE CHEST
2781loL :D get b3tt3r fgt (jk u cant)
2782rep up those wieners cos ur sure hungry for one
278318 ping and you can only shoot rockets at people not looking at you and play spy.
2784you play lik a girl
2785pro
2786can u b anny more anal hurt rigt now????
2787how does it feel to be shit on by a 13 yer old
2788B>turrent contoler
2789Sometimes I order 50+ Chicken Wings and eat them inside five minutes, allowing the  hatred to saturate my ranch-stained face.
2790u better get a towel for all ur tears faget
2791mechanic go to the dossier please and help me
2792Japanese people expect Westerners to act like circus attractions. If you try to act like a real Japanese person it's very odd
2793if? only your’e level of nowlege was as deep as mine, you could understand the underlying relations
2794fuck bosystter
2795fucking my eye bleeds CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THIS SHIT?!
2796LOL WOW watchin u play this game is like watching helen keller play tennis
2797'i like to eat dady's steemy logs of poop 4 lunsh n diner while jackling of to naurto' - u
2798hope ur ok with going on utube!!
2799spider on the wall
2800dumb vacuum in my room
2801sdlkjyfgr4etsyh4esr4erdxth sorry just fucking your mom on the keyboard
2802goddamned terrain vehicle needs help here!
2803WOW a YouNG DUNK!!!
2804I have smelled so bad at work they have actually stopped me from my duties&requisitioned me a new shirt&deodorant
2805'omg i love sukn dicks and crying to link park' - You
2806can u spawn mooculus
2807Get a transparent condom, and put it over the alarm when you want to smoke. My friend does this and it works every single time
2808LIKE I GIVE A FUCK
2809GO BACK TO ASS-LAND YOU DICK-CODDLING PRINCE!
2810op op opa fuckin jesus style
2811no kill me i specter
2812FUCK OFF AND WASH YOUR PINK UNDERPANTS. THE ONLY THING UNNECESSARY IS THAT A CUNT LIKE YOU SHOULD BE COMMENTING.
2813he want see me die, i suported a lot humillation...a lot shame...but im not surrender...warrior lycans never surrender...
2814faggy rusty cat OMG?
2815stop being sticky spamming black scottish one eyed asshole
2816how do i get rid of pero eye land
2817how do you make a wepon strange?
2818See this has to be about racism, because otherwise they might be forced to admit that Zimmerman might not have been right
2819do u need some loob for ur butt so it doesnt hurt so much when i fuck u
2820fucking chocolate paper sounds.
2821u just got promoted 2 cumcaptain prestige 10
2822are u as bad at life as u are in tf2??
2823ur butt is evaporating cum bcuz it is steaming wit anger
2824do you have rocket jumper meleewep
2825ur bad
2826Period cups ??????????( girls only)?
2827dude i think i caused a earthquake in my house playin this super louad as fuck
2828Why doe's your profile say you live in Dubai? Lol!!!! What a pathetic fuckbag you are! you terrorist dicksucking baby killer!!
2829dumb pride-festival outside atm OMG?
2830I feel like Zeus after a morning fuck with Athena
2831i trade clokendige for metle
2832m
2833how do i protet against autsralian headshots?
2834LMAO PYROOOOS
2835turrets are too powerful
2836why is degreeser so bad
2837i want escrap plan
2838BRO DO YOU EVEN LIFT?
28391v1 me m8
2840rofl pubbers are so bad its funny
2841your facebok status = shitslaming fukfaced dickpipeing aspie
2842lol rectal rekage ur so sh1t lol
2843bitch how old r u i know i am one angry boy but not little so tell me mother fucker how old? are u
2844ROCKET PDHH GO BATTLEFIELD
2845crushd nerd do u want a baindaid for that LOL
2846i liked my gibus way better
2847How to actually Get Cures premature ejaculation?
2848how do you tell what lvl you are
2849a kangaroo here? WTF???????, fuck yeah
2850can u move u distrib pleaseeee !!!!
2851why we have to kill others ;__;?
2852HELP HOW DO GO HAT
2853Your mother will die aborting my child.
2854find stupid friends and wait for them to say stupid things. then make binds out of them
2855autistic enginerr upgrades his sentry while the point is being caped
2856first place in GETING OWND bY ME
2857lmao loser
2858why must you torment me so
2859I heard that some people have been talking about the literature club!!! Maybe we'll be getting new members soon? o(>ω<)o
2860t o d a y w e' r e a t v e n i c e b e a c h
2861JINKIES! Your cock is ripping me apart Shaggy!
2862cease
2863lmao this anime profile picture lookin ass braindead pyro just held the button down and flamed every singel pixel on his screen
2864u shoulda brought more gun
2865maybe you could bribe the engi to take his sentry down with a dick pic
2866hey nub, you might as well equip the booties becayse you aren't using the grenade launcher right anyway
2867there are CRAZY HOT singles in YOUR area. click here to see more
2868My husband is dead. I don't want to remarry, I only want SEX. See my pusy. CLICK HERE>>>
2869This ugly son of a bitch is fucking Super Hot Chicks and basically, you are fucking stupid. How? ...Just watch The Free Video
2870stupid dumb idiot dumbdumb
2871u fricc
2872cease your existance
2873furry ass lookin pyro reflecting my shit REEEEE
2874My african american friend you have been exposed to friction to your skin at a high velocity.
2875Genuine africn american time of day
2876Please click the like button if you are awake
2877shut the hell down your mouth
2878fuck bitches get minecraft
2879you're only mad cuz you have lots of angery
2880this is not a fighting game, it is a war themed game of dress up for men
2881shut your hecking fungal rimjob
28821-800-273-8255
2883fuxk you im at your dads house and his drywall looks like shit
2884there be nothin' furutistic 'bout a jar of pee
2885Medic, GIVE TO ME THE SUPERCHARGE!
2886fuck your mother. idiot gay
2887get autism by me
2888take me down to the dustbowl city where the chokes are shit and the spam is plenty
2889i want to be the fat guy how
2890STFU you have smol pener
2891and i died from a pyro
2892kick and server dies
2893I see no aim and I see no brain, but I think I see a pyro main
2894your dad is die
2895let me suck your toes
2896youre a pube
2897well fuck my man meat
2898maybe you killed me but my hat is better
2899i'll suck your dick for a steam card
2900dont fucking :3 me you piece of shit
2901Somebody help. Every time I die my Sniper puts on more cosmetics. I'm afraid. And fasionable.
2902my dick is bigger than my dick
2903you fuck mothering toaster strudel
2904you know, time is money and id rather spend the rest of hte afternoon putting onion rings on my dick
2905lots of ppl still say anus
2906an gibus who acuatly duct
2907jokes on him because now i'm a famous tf2 player with a 10 inch dick and i made him into a babyfur
2908my plan to conquer nick jr didnt work out so im going to stay up all night and clor my dick with markers
2909i happen to be a gay cowboy myself
2910I feel like you're stuck in bronze in overwatch.
2911Can we not become fetish central please? Leave that shit on tumblr
2912how do you jump so high with the rocket launder guay
2913BUILT AN ENGINEER STATION
2914bech boy
2915our fucking medic is so shit
2916you are the master of ice and snow
2917Playing with this team makes me feel like I have cancer and two diseases that haven't been named yet.
2918GODDAMOIT THE FICKING MEDIC IS MEDICATING
2919FOR FUCKS SAKE MY TEAM IS JUST HOLDING EACH OTHERS WEENS
2920SMOKE AMPHETEMEMES EVERY DAY
2921WHY DOESNT THE F!CKING KNIFE WORK
2922the golf club is 100% better confirmed by obama
2923excuse me for putting lemon chicken before tf2
2924mmmmmm nuggets
2925i cannot in good conscience add someone who unironically says 'u mad bro'
2926YOU JUST GOT BUtT CHUNDERED
2927can i suck your dad
2928Well, I'm out of ideas. Besides teamwork and strategic team composition. But that's no fun.
2929WHAT WAS THAT SHIT I WAS AROUND LIKE 5 FUCKING CORNERS IN RHODESIA
2930i hope you all burn
2931peace?
2932YESH
2933boy are you some sorta WEEABOO
2934i bet the pyro looks like steve buscemi under their mask
2935your are every single shade of fucked
2936fucking put a cigarette out on my dick
2937look at my gun shoot speed
2938spai has an boner aqn fact allways 24/7 why look at dem pants
2939im gonna beat you like a neckbeard's weiner
2940what are heads? do I have one? how do i fuck it?
2941does anyone listen to led zepplin
2942that wasnt very fresh of you
2943sometimes when my ass hurts i rub mayo inside it to ease the pain
2944i am willing to chug semen is what im trying to say here
2945what happens when you pick up the ducks?
2946Do you ever feel like you're like King Midas, but instead of gold, everything you touch turns into anal beads?
2947You are Boob!
2948fuckl anime
2949gf left me coz of anime <:(
2950anime killed my parents
2951did i do good daddy
2952hey i catn make hats will anyone give me one free?
2953be friendly
2954i make babie
2955Well, you know what they say. "Fuck."
2956shut up and stop talking about dicks
2957HE STAB ME OF MY BACK HEAD
2958Stop talking to potatoes. You're freaking me out.
2959Do you guys like my clown porn?
2960I literally just shat INTO that kid's butthole.
2961I'm not being an effective player here. Any tips?
2962hey pal. im just doin my job. you guve me this "3 new taunts" shit, you can cram it up your ass.
2963I appreciate a good meme. I think we all do.
2964somebody teleported me a delicious bagel
2965Sometimes I put a hot water bottle and an analog clock in my pillowcase and pretend I'm not alone.
2966Bye I'm going to play garfield cart fuck this
2967t r i g g e r e d
2968someone plz change map change to the map with the vagina
2969That's a sentry alright. I recognize the bullets.
2970you are a stupid then.
2971Good work, team. I think shooting them with our bullets was the key to success
2972can you fuck off please
2973I like melons
2974Vulva
2975i love this server everyone is cool
2976mmm scat fetish
2977most people here probably cna't even fight the shit out of their own ass. Not to imply that I can.
2978wtf how did you see me
2979buen meme
2980i dont have time for advice im talking about tf2 yaoi
2981let's fuck dinosaurs
2982YO THERES A SPY THAT LOOKS LIKE ME AND DAMN IS HE SEXY
2983The bootis bear is often hunted for its pelts.
2984fuck you scouts *puts middle fingers up*
2985I think I might be hacking, I'm just too good at playing the digeridoo
2986granny licking horse fucker.
2987Our tubes are almost touching
2988why is the heavy food taunt not cooperative, i want him to take me out on a date
2989throw piss on me then stab me
2990Nice job douchedick, you sapped an unarmed sentry and pissed off a texan with a 20 foot cock
2991your mom gets rubbed more than a glory amulet!
2992you know what they say, a blowjob is better than no job
2993wtf is ping
2994I am being dominated by three people at once. What is this, porn?
2995The lag is pregnating my soul
2996sorry my team sleep
2997I'm gonna fuck the aliens lmao
2998Welcome to heavy's sandvich stand. 
2999can i order opiates
3000Snipers are suck fucking highball bags of piss.
3001that white power guy is on an alternative account watch out
3002alt right
3003tell me, why do we fight? for freedom? for peace? for hats?
3004S P A C E
3005move the bombcar
3006Im really fuckin bored
3007go fap to hentai while waiting thats what i do and gonna do now ive already nut 2 times today
3008blue = gay
3009aimbot is cheating
3010i hate noobs
3011small freakin world
3012Black people dont exist
3013you game all day 24 hours on 24 7 day on 7 day?
3014you have no life ??
3015w+m1 gives me no regrets
3016i love our clueless snipers
3017Nice knife
3018feelsbadman.jpg
3019im behind the other team get ready to push
3020I knew my Wizard 101 skills would transfer
3021g try spy
30224
3023john...u're such a moron.
3024shut uo ididot kid
3025engie aim hacked
3026:^)
3027fuck
3028piss
3029shit
3030bad.
3031balls
3032dicks
3033PERKELE
3034800 ping
3035ballsack
3036hey d00d
3037prefired
3038die beast
3039goddamnit
3040~graceful~
3041fucking...
3042suntry dun
3043cocks ahoy
3044outskilled
3045#carpetdiem
3046bodyshat on
3047de_molished
3048maggots >:3
3049skill: 420%
3050sup d00d :)
3051BUTTMANGLED
3052virgin down
3053l8r shitlord
3054lg suspended
3055ur trash kid
305614 eons later
3057my skin hurts
3058so thirsty D:
3059I'm a virgin.
3060raped w/ ease
3061BUTTPLUNDERED
3062das airshodden
3063mice work team
3064poned hard kid
3065drop fortress 2
3066help im falling
3067rocket absorbed
3068WATERSHIT BROWN
3069HEaD$h0T N00b 8
3070ANAL APOCALYPSE
3071get domed fatty
3072toasted, please.
3073hail satan. ha ha
3074high five to that
3075mexico wins again
3076lmfao ur an moran
3077ground_annihilated
3078i see you mister. 
3079outsmart boolet???
3080THE FRAGGIN DRAGON
3081butt integrity: 0%
3082absorbing meatshots
3083i am wearing a pant
3084my gun isnt working
3085Ninja cockvore! >.>
3086Why am I so bad ;_;
3087-xXMED_MUTILATORXx-
3088++POSTERIORPEEVED++
3089'my ass bleeds' - u
3090nice try, aspergers
3091-=*#1 NA SPY DUO *=-
3092And the sprinkles...
3093oooooooo!!! *squish*
3094where are my enemies
3095{++COLONCRUCIFIED++}
3096kid u dident survive
3097you guys are failers
3098ANUS ++INCINERATED++
3099**PELVISPENETRATED**
3100bob loblaw's law blog
3101blatant fucking hacker
3102Business casual fedora
3103im troling evry1 roflf
3104to infinite AND BEYOND
3105ur just a petatic nerd
3106mushed u dorkfuck nerd
3107[muffled pyro laughter]
3108how 2 play pyro in esea
3109i believe i can fly.mp3
3110i dont even give a fuck
3111Poop twice, flush once.
3112shotgun - 0 carpet - 1
3113trash status: COMPACTED
3114warcrime simulator 2004
3115'Fiddlesticks,' he asked
3116welcome to the game nerd
3117***U BETTER KILL SHIT***
3118i cant beleive tihs SHIT
3119how dos it fel 2b autism
3120~~ANAL~~ >>ANNIHILATON<<
3121Can't aim to save my life
3122chillin out relaxin maxin
3123'get fucked' club meeting
3124i dont even like sentries
3125Plunged toilet with fist.
3126Puked on friend's grandma
3127Eaten Cup o' Noodles. Dry.
3128Heterophobia *does* exist.
3129im pretty sure he had uber
3130praise the sun! (\_(T)_/) 
3131snipings a terrible job m8
3132zanthar: lord of the pussy
3133JIZZING PURE UNCUT COCAINE
3134enjoyn ur buttfrustration?
3135shitty little crotch fruit
3136prawned u fukin fatty fuck
3137CAN YOU PLEASE NOT BE SHIT
3138be advised; queefs detected
3139dude your sister is fiiiine
3140fire a crutch for bad pyros
3141how did white skin help me?
3142how is saying nigger racist
3143literally raping the ground
3144Thats.. Beyonce? God *barf*
3145<<<<<THE CHAMP IS HERE>>>>>
3146ahahahha im burning to death
3147healthcare isnt free you bum
3148INDEPENDANT THOUGHT ALARM!!!
3149now i am a vengefull ghost. 
3150Sure thing there, dog-cocks.
3151aborted like my ex-gf's baby
3152*licks cum all over his face*
3153A B S O L U T E L Y E P I C 
3154Rorschach had the right idea.
3155that belly requires skritches
3156wolth stole my sanwitch?? FFS
3157yu're tears feul my butownage
3158dad. dad. put mum on the phone
3159looks like bind material to me
3160rip in piece deer freiend :(((
3161*x8X* DaNiEL_sHe3p_DaViS *xXx*
3162you were just a turd out there
3163check out these funny examples:
3164cheeseburgers are a staple food
3165dragon dildo confirmed 1t? 0:10
3166how do i detonate stickies help
3167Is my pissbottling habit weird?
3168Let us go to the leg dimension.
3169sorry too stupid no hat for you
3170This girl looks roughly twelve.
3171               
3172y r u so paind in the glute LOL
3173they call me davis 'davis' ford
3174<<SHITTER STATUS: WR3CKeD!!!>>>
3175360 degress without even a scope
3176ahahahha youll never get me here
3177espionage with a touch of autism
3178fuck you and your anime pictures
3179get down here and die you coward
3180hes hacking so its like whatever
3181Hot. can I lick the cum off him?
3182i'm POLE dancing do you get it ?
3183Wiped my ass with coffee filters
3184I fucking hate Romance in movies
3185ur so analmad n i dont even care
3186l0L get SH1TTED on u bad turdkid
3187I pissed in my guinea pig's cage.
3188we are dying in mumble send he lp
3189yea with certain body parts sure?
3190You've got to be kidding me, man.
3191raped u faster than a turtle flys
3192abandon all hope ye who exit there
3193absolutely destroyed that backstab
3194each post is still a table, christ
3195GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE
3196He was too cool for this gay Earth
3197hes only pretending to be retarded
3198OGRES SLAIN IN GLORIOUS WARFARE: 3
3199mite as well go GAY 4 dicks now :(
3200BEATING OFF INTO A SACK OF FETUSES
3201MURDER IS SCIENCE FOR ANGRY PEOPLE
3202you're mom was a man's anus WWROFL
3203☻☺☻ best player in the server award
3204Over 100 jews died in the Holocaust
3205Sorry, I don't believe in handouts.
3206wat up buddy, i have a gift for you
3207dick mongling ass FUCK i am so mad 
3208disregard females, acquire solitude
32093/5 neopets - pretty fuckin generous
3210Beer for breakfast, lunch and dinner
3211ill definitely get a kill this life!
3212i'm gonna jerk it all over this page
3213It's basically like fucking a virgin
3214Medieval warfare was P2W as all hell
3215now that's dedication to tsunderedom
3216Someone is begging for spankies! n.n
3217when i say "slavery", you say "sorry
3218would any of you guys fuck a harpie?
3219REALLY? what a fucking retraded cunt
3220oh are you angry? peeved? perturbed?
3221And don't forget, it's underage rape.
3222Charity Idea: Breast Cancer Awareness
3223i wanna suck and caress that belly <3
3224purification simulator alpha gameplay
3225Who needs soap when you have Febreze?
3226'HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA' - carpet johnson
3227I recognize those shiny tits anywhere!
3228jump up [X] shoot down [ ] respawn [ ]
3229My toilet has a vomit cake on the back
3230why is that boy wearing girls clothing
3231GODDAMNIT I NEED A NEW SACK OF FETUSES
3232noone will care when you die dumb cunt
3233ur BUTTSTEAM is causing globul warming
3234absOLUTEly WRECKED hahaha u fat mongal
3235Does it still work if I cum in her ass?
3236drop fortress 4: the wrathchild's curse
3237Goodbye showerbeer, hello shower shots!
3238I consider myself a hentai connoisseur.
3239I don't close my door when I masturbate
3240I never put comments in any of my code.
3241idiot couldn't handle the rock and roll
3242It's not racist if it's based on facts.
3243me wants <3 *offers to lick him dry* :>
3244now thats why they call me 'the faggot'
3245Tell me about Russian mail order brides
3246LINE FOR SKULLFUCKING FORMS TO THE LEFT
3247LOL u got fkne FOLDED u stuped fat dork
3248dead ringer is for bad players unlike me
3249Her pussy is full of discharge and dirt.
3250More like Impalement instead of fucking.
3251to be clear it came from my sinus cavity
3252BEATING YOU *OFF* WITH A SACK OF FETUSES
3253FIRST DEGREE MANSLAUGHTER (VIA BUTTPLUG)
3254GARGLE MY BALLS (WITH SOME ALKA SELTZER)
3255You fucking traitorous cunts in the FBI.
3256At least videogames won't ever leave you.
3257CP is the witch hunt of the 21st century.
3258Fap for you body muscle ^~ more more sexy
3259guys dont get distracted by hitlers penis
3260I want a 20 year old pretending to be 13.
3261Imagine four balls on the edge of a cliff
3262thats not how a little girls vagina works
3263AFTER THE SINGULARITY I WILL FUCK A ROBOT
3264DOING LINES OF COKE OFF EMMA WATSON'S ASS
3265GONNA FUCK ME SOME LUBED-UP WATERFOWL NOW
3266LoveStar: :S i hope you guys are patience
3267wolth with a T-rex cock! what is the odds
3268I just want opium dens to be a thing still
3269maybe you should try a bowflex there kiddo
3270orbit: you never assume someone is mexican
3271That's stupid, I just want to see her tits
3272Why is there a Hawaiian word for Leukemia?
3273FURIOUSLY JERKING IT TO YOUR SLEEPING FACE
3274all my diks r laffing semen n2 ur nostrils
3275poned u fat pussy get out ur mams basement
3276I always swallow every load, from every guy
3277i finally spawned! now is my time to shine!
3278I wonder if that fox likes it up the ass...
3279It's like a deafmute gaybar with no condoms
3280literally the least cute thing in existence
3281You can use ethnic slurs and not be racist.
3282cancer))8@^@¡>*#@((…№π№√⁇‥“‘|[+\|/|§‡‡§‡§‥ 
3283TECHNICALLY EVERYTHING I DO IS A HATE CRIME
3284HI I'M RYAN DUNN, AND THIS IS DRUNK DRIVING
3285ARREST OBAMA AND PUT HIM IN GITMO FOR LIFE!
3286i've never seen anyone so SPHINCTER SORE b4
3287rofl im literally not even aiming right now
3288ur butt deserves to be in a museom for FAGS
3289did u ever concider not being so fukin MAD?
3290i shit on fools like u all da godbdamn time
3291Hentai is objectively better than real porn.
3292I push tissues into my anus and poo them out
3293I write womens dialogue better than women do
3294im taunting because my medic was a communist
3295lets take a look at that instant replay, jim
3296No I won't install anything not Office 2013.
3297reminder: pyro is a class in team fortress 2
3298what, are the police policing erections now?
3299}-- IF I'M DEAD NOW, IMMA CHOKE YOU, HUD --{
3300JUST KIDDING, NOT SORRY AT ALL [POUNDS AWAY]
3301they don't think it be like it is, but it do
3302A guy put a condom on inside out... he went.
3303Technically, Humpty Dumpty died a crack head
3304my dog is smarter and smells better than you
3305Altruism is the greatest failure of humanity.
3306but seriously suckin a dogs weiner is so 2011
3307I vote Little Sister Juice for this category.
3308Just ate cold pizza and drank coke in shower.
3309Paizuri is the epitome of sexual achievement.
3310Then he gave her no sex, his ball was crushed
3311What has Northern Ontario ever done to Japan.
3312You are the definition of white man's burden.
3313FURIOUSLY JERKING IT TO THE APPLIANCE CATALOG
3314I masturbated during my grandmother's funeral
3315you little fuckmunch of obliverating asswipe 
3316poop on a noob autismal butfrustrated etc etc
3317Alcohol tastes bad. I prefer drinking vinegar.
3318I do dishes when the fruit flies get annoying.
3319I have never bought dish detergent in my life.
3320I moved in for a hug, she gave me a handshake.
3321I will find you Vonderhaar and I will kill you
3322My new favorite lube, works well on pussy too.
3323The mind control dangers of fluoride are real.
3324-=- POP POP POP, WATCHING MOTHAFUCKAS DROP -=-
3325FURIOUSLY JERKING IT TO THE OBITUARIES SECTION
3326OMG anal orgasms is so much better than vagina
3327at least the snow is still white in our country
3328i don't know shit about dumpsters mister expert
3329I know, man. I'm just waiting for cyborg pussy.
3330If I could live at Buffalo Wild Wings, I would.
3331Its not racist, its fact. Blacks have lower IQ.
3332Kids can't vote, why should retards and blacks?
3333My biggest issue with it being how small it is.
3334oh god he ate 3 quarts of marinara with a spoon
3335Racism has been reversed instead of eliminated.
3336thanks, it's just as good as one from the store
3337That's because 'probable rapist' is not a class
3338You just picked a whole bunch of oopsie daisies
3339coalition status: behooved [ ] not behooved [x]
3340How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? AIDS.
3341CONTEMPLATIVELY JERKING IT TO GRANNY SNUFF PORN
3342FILLING YOUR CATHETER WITH ANGRY CARPENTER ANTS
3343YOU IN THE FRONT YES, YOU LET ME FUCK YOUR HEAD
334417 foot dick? Need I even say that can't happen?
33453/10 men suffer from premature taunting disorder
3346I do not believe racism still exists, my friend.
3347I don't kow anything, so I can't be of any help.
3348only medics are allowed in the 'get fucked' club
3349Sloppy Joe Paniski's sandwich was never the same
3350The wording is 'all men' not 'all U.S. citizens'
3351there is nothing which vanity does not desecrate
3352Ummmm, sorry, I don't fuck anything with rivets?
3353you're not even sure if fictional women love you
3354At the end of the day, at least I'm not a weeaboo
3355Black People - Why do you smell that certain way?
3356I've wiped my wet/dirty hands off on dogs before.
3357Lyoko +Ben 10 and Teen Titans RPG, This is insane
3358Monopolies are impossible in a truly free market.
3359I came on my girlfriend's head. Haha, hairshot 8)
3360I RECOMMEND YOU TRY ANOTHER SPORT. LIKE KNITTING.
3361wow, welcome to shitlord-land :: populashion U ::
3362#_roooooooooooooFL WREKCED U FUKN PIZZA FACE DORK
3363Ask me about owning a slave (total power exchange)
3364i always take my laptop with me when i take a dump
3365I find it satisfying when a mouthy women gets hit.
3366im on fire like a red rocket rippin thru the skies
3367Viewing scat is perfectly normal. Thank you metis.
3368wanting to have sex with a post-op ronald mcdonald
3369Yes, the world is now flat for publishing as well.
3370WHAT DO YOU MEAN I NEED A PERMIT TO FUCK A GIRAFFE
3371Charlie : I am infront the crate, its not movingg
3372fail. really? U must b gay,confused n ultra-stupid
3373i just dropped u like ehfk does wit his ubers ROLF
3374ur dads bummin ur faace u fat bent gay::GET MUNCHD
3375*C'pew pew! sensership for ejaculation!* C'mon hit!
3376can someone tell me why there's a dick on my screen
3377I lost my left foot in a shark attack at age eight.
3378I'd rather a nigger than a ginger take the part tbh
3379One time I used a poopsock to jizz in. Never again.
3380Somewhere out there, there is an Asian girl for me.
3381What's hard about nailing a baby to a wall? My dick
3382u seem 2 have analchafe, would u like a RAGE enema?
3383a hole in a rotten gourd feels EXACTLY like a vagina
3384brb calling mother to tell her of my accomplishments
3385Bullying is the natural way to enforce social norms.
3386How little you knew, penis. How little we both knew.
3387I refuse to get behind the anti-pedophilia movement.
3388I run a review site about hentai anime along with my
3389Just to clear up speculations i am a white person xD
3390Loneliness is not a problem in traditional societies
3391Shut the fuck up, please. Erotic fiction is serious.
3392the thumbnail looks like she's being raped by dookie
3393This is one of the reasons I'm grateful to be white.
3394Why use a condom when he's doing her in the butt? XD
3395What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.
3396TOM BRADY'S LUXURIOUS HAIR SURE MAKES A GOOD JIZZMOP
3397IF YOU ASK ME DORA JUST NEEDS A GOOD HARD ASSFUCKIN'
3398OH FUCK IT I KNEW SHE WAS UNDERAGE AND I DIDN'T CARE
3399What is E.T short for? Cause his legs are so little.
3400maybe if u werent so shit u might be good lol fagnet
3401hahaha go cry 2 You're dads dick forever noob(pwned)
3402How my heart was broken by a beautiful elven princess
3403I wonder what it would feel like to cum inside a god.
3404Im also called Catfish, Platypus, or CatfishPlatypus.
3405I've fapped with a vapourizer hose taped to my mouth,
3406That's usually how my nights have gone recently, too.
3407Wait... so M$ Forefront is actually a decent product?
3408Why does every single of you love cute Anime so much?
3409SO MANY DICKS TO STICK IN THE BLENDER, SO LITTLE TIME
3410My dad pissed on me when he was really drunk one time
3411cum-captin reporting in, target acquired, 'i'm a fag'
3412also im taking donations in the form of women and cash
3413And now I'm a gay adult. Thanks a fucking lot grandma.
3414are there any pictures of thick girls on bicycles itt?
3415axetinguisher fortress 2: rage of the fireland edition
3416I think league of legends is actually making me racist
3417I'd like to wrap my lips around that and suck it clean
3418It is my dream to marry a Japanese female ero mangaka.
3419its easier than you think, arms of the chair are flat.
3420'jump at me bro' - every shitty soldier mainers rocket
3421nothing but Moe anime and thrash metal. 9 hours a day.
3422The most dangerous gym is Erika's. It's full of women.
3423The ranch and pizza grease upon my chin is so glorious
3424The Vagina sounds like the final boss of a video game.
3425Ugh what a creep. Thanks for sending the comment in :)
3426wasting my youth playing tarribly balanced video games
3427You just got owned by a sponsored, professional gamer.
3428number1 attendee of university of bein a FUKING FAGET
3429get out of here scout you did nothing worth celebrating
3430I am straight, but I so want a cock in my ass now lol..
3431I have nothing against well written fanfiction however.
3432I tend to get erections while discussing tabletop RPGs.
3433I'd literally beat up a kid if I saw them wearing that.
3434NOW YOU CAN DRESS UP AS YOUR FAVORITE TV SITCOM AUTIST!
3435oh wait you can't do it can you? Christians 1 Athiets 0
3436Oh yes, and no, its not racist. By definition, its not.
3437Problem: out of clean boxers. Solution: cutoff pajamas.
3438Successfully bayoneted a mouse with a Mosin-Nagant M44.
3439This is like the punk rock Bohemian Rhapsody! Lol jk xD
3440which was just a dead end area where they would fart on
3441Why is paedophilia a mental disorder and being gay not?
3442Wow and I thought I was the only one with a sack cooler
3443yiff yiff, furry baby, work it, move that /bitch/ crazy
3444JUST KIDDING, FURIOUSLY MASTURBATING TO TORNADO FOOTAGE
3445FURIOUSLY JERKING IT TO THE NUREMBERG TRIAL TRANSCRIPTS
3446THIS INDUSTRIAL WELDING ROBOT SURE GIVES LOUSY HANDJOBS
3447nice, she doesn't have to be on her knees for the bjs!!
3448raped with ease by an acne-ridden anime-watching virgin
3449i bet the last time u felt a breast was in a kfc bucket
3450Almost true. A good chunk of them are massive shitheads.
3451Between ~30% and ~50% of all rape accusations are false.
3452I have seen god, and he is a drug addict in a vault suit
3453I once jacked off whilst talking to my mom on the phone.
3454I want to read The Book of Mormon, for curiosity's sake.
3455it blatantly shows how anti-white the media actually is.
3456Life isn't about biases; it's about finding your hentai.
3457Not only do I not talk to women, now I no longer want to
3458YOU CANT HOLD HANDS WITH GOD WHEN YOU JACK OFF TO LOLITA
3459You could even say that trolling taught me how to write.
3460SUICIDE GIRLS IS A FUCKING MISLEADING NAME FOR A WEBSITE
3461FURIOUSLY JERKING IT TO THE LORD OF THE RINGS SOUNDTRACK
3462I HOPE YOU GET TRAMPLEJIZZED BY A PACK OF BULL ELEPHANTS
3463QUIT POUTING AND RIM ME LIKE IT'S YOUR JOB (WHICH IT IS)
3464i would rite more about 0wning u but i dont speak AUTISM
3465stop get stuck in door u fat fuck then i wont headsh0t u
3466BUTTSHIT STATUS: ABSOLUTE SHIT [X] NOT ABSOLUTE SHIT [ ]
3467Animating sepukku, two naked girls Sure you wanna see it?
3468banned form the k-on channel for linking to a yui onahole
3469I am going to drop probably 3 grand in gaming in October.
3470I don't even mind pooping my pants. It smells kinda cool.
3471I left a dead, dried up lizard in my bathroom for 2 years
3472Mixed drinks are mixed in my mouth. Cups are for pussies.
3473now, this may LOOK like I'm sympathizing with Hitler, but
3474ooh, very nice. hehe, *lick lick SLUPR lick* mmm...creamy
3475PROVE BLACKS ARE DISCRIMINATED AGAINST you idiot prove it
3476The civil rights act is both unconstitutional and racist.
3477Q: What has eight feet and makes women cry? A: Gang rape!
3478Confirmed for Captain Buttmad of S.S. Rectally Devastated
3479how do u even sit down after that sphincter spearing lmao
3480but I will always stand by it: DragonForce changed my life
3481Friends don't let friends become Brony Religious Cultists.
3482I rate games the same way I rate girls, on a scale of 1-4.
3483I'd just like to ejaculate inside a woman for a change. :(
3484I'd like to know a racist Republican policy. Where is one?
3485instead of cleaning out the fridge, we'd just fabreeze it.
3486my friend and I used to pee off the balcony where we lived
3487Nigger, I'm ready to become the little girl since I'm born
3488people who cosplay any of my identities piss me off hahaha
3489Stop being a baby. Just pick the mold off and keep eating.
3490The Majority of child Porn doesn't violate anyone's rights
3491VOTE AGAINST ANIME! TELL MR. OBAMA TO BAN CHINESE CARTOONS
3492I tried to poop after showering and slipped off the toilet
3493Hurricane Irene is coming: My first time touching a woman.
3494go jump in a lake ful of penises you portugeese masticator
3495u have da right 2 be shit at games(o wait u already r lol)
3496every time u see a male nurse you get an eerection U HOMO
3497<sarcasm> awww yis prolapse and hemorrhoids. </endsarcasm> 
3498Eugenics is a fine occupation for a woman of good breeding.
3499I PLAY QUAK LIFE SO I KNO HOW 2 KEP ENEMIE FROM MULTIHEALTH
3500if you have PMTD ask your doctor about hardcore drugs today
3501incest to a limited extent actually improves the gene pool.
3502Naww. Just roll her up in a warm blanket and lick her feet.
3503no little timmy, not even I know what the fuck is happening
3504that shot was so sick that i now have a major liver failure
3505Think Elliott. Think. Get a brainblast Jimmy Neutron style.
3506Unless there's a specific youkai type that eats human poop.
3507What was the last pizza order to the WTC? Two large plains.
3508if i was a girl i would def be on my eighth abortion by now
3509:::: APPROACHING FAGGOT CITY LIMITS :::: TURN BACK NOW ::::
3510STUNNING REALISATION: U r ReALlY fUKiN BAd aT th1s game kid
3511u make gettin wrecked look easy kid.. go back 2 ur mams tit
3512FKN dork this a fps U Cant cast ur nerd spells!!! OWN ED!!!
3513I do not feel that Africans deserve to raise their children.
3514I immediately walked over to my dog and licked her butthole.
3515i tactically walked into that rocket so i could spawn sooner
3516if her son was mentality disabled and fearing a tax increase
3517not vim. i need vi. its lack of features arouses me sexually
3518One of the better series in my collection... (NOT PEDOPHILE)
3519Those musky balls on his face as he's eating him out... murr
3520What kind of idiot watches porn at work without jerking off?
3521TEA PARTIERS ARE LIKE A FAT, IDIOT AMERICAN VERSION OF HAMAS
3522And, failing that, I have a pretty hot second-cousin there...
3523As I jacked off to the film, I couldn't help but feel guilty.
3524Believe me, if my grandmother had these tits, she'd be a GILF
3525I will spank my children till they're old enough to hit back.
3526I would actually murder you. Opening your own game is a right
3527they wont expect the stickys to be on the ground im so clever
3528well in regards to the STD thing, think of pussy as a product
3529Why wear panties if you aren't going to shit or piss in them?
3530You should have enema before inserting things in your behind.
3531M.I.A IS THE INSINCERE, HALFHEARTED TUGJOB OF THE MUSIC WORLD
3532TRIED STICKING MY COCK IN THAT LEAKING OIL WELL- GREAT ORGASM
3533LOL does this kid even have arms?? he so fuken SHIT!! hahahha
3534And here I am, defending the dog fuckers. Who'd have thunk it?
3535dude apparently thinks there's a difference between null and 0
3536haha steam mobile is neat i can talk while shitting huge turds
3537I'm not racist. racism is a crime... and crime is for niggers.
3538Have you ever thought of turning gay to not be alone/get sex? 
3539what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? the wheelchair.
3540Jesus can't play rugby because the ball goes through his hands
3541What do you call an epileptic in a bathtub? A washing machine.
3542HOLLOWING YOU OUT, FILLING YOU WITH WATER, NOW YOU ARE MY BONG
35432:06 PM - chup: toay is fine tomioro 2:06 PM - chup: is afraid
3544Add realdirtyhoboz if you want to see some passed out sexy guys
3545Bitcoins are more a more stable investment than gold or silver.
3546I fucking hate these narcissistic motivational quotes for women
3547it might be better to go back to an agrarian era for our health
3548Reminds me of my first orgasm as a teen while dreaming of Tifa.
3549titties are the best pillows ever. Bitches be warm and squishy.
3550What kind of input do you want from us. You had frozen pizza ok
3551You know why women live longer? Because they don't marry women.
3552ur such a virgin you could make ur own brand of olive oil rofl~
3553... sit down and let him know that we don't hold him responsible
3554Adults drinking human breast milk should be a more normal thing.
3555Drew a dartboard on the wall and played with steel tipped darts.
3556Fluid rose to an ungodly level, filling Mel's room to his calfs.
3557Hating on cis and straight people is what gives my life meaning.
3558'he cant hit me if im walking forward its just not gonna happen'
3559I wonder if she uses some kind of harness to get them to stay on
3560I'd date the hell out of this girl I know. She's 16, and I'm 20.
3561It's pretty funny how spongbob has great quotes for swans albums
3562She's cute. No offense, but, if was less chubby, she'd be cuter.
3563Holocaust jokes arent funny, anne frankly I wont stand for them!
3564SKULLFUCKING YOUR DEAD GRANDMOTHER LIKE IT'S A FRIDAY AT STAPLES
3565ALREADY FUCKED A ROBOT, BUT I WANT IT TO BE ABLE TO NOT ENJOY IT
3566I hate it when people use the term 'raped' to describe a defeat.
3567YOU FUCKIN' FINGERBANGED YOUR COUSIN MAN. THAT'S A FUCKING FACT.
3568ur gay boyfriends (u have like 23.5 LOL) use chapstick for lube
3569$|_ShiTTeR*2*DeAd_ShiTTeR_|$-___-$|DA tRaNsFoRmAtIoN hAs beGuN|*
3570A man will grow a bigger erection when the old one is chopped off
3571Her reaction to my figurine collection was surprisingly negative.
3572I happen to love every one of your works. We have to get married.
3573If we wait until October we'll already be seeing Christmas stuff.
3574I'm blaming that on crits, whether you actually got a crit or not
3575im making a Jackie Chan tulpa to protect myself from other tulpas
3576It is illegal to distribute lolicon in all states except Vermont.
3577just creamed my pants while sleeping on public transportation. :/
3578Not sure if it fits in with the Mr Bean canon but in the cartoon,
3579People who are especially bitchy get the taint treatment as well.
3580someone should call a psychiatrist because these shots are insane
3581That's at best statutory rape which isn't the same thing as rape.
3582Why do black people smell bad? So blind people can hate them too.
3583I'll beg your pardon right here, ya blouse wearin' poodle-walker.
3584SAWING OFF YOUR HEAD AND USING YOUR BODY AS A PLANTER/URINAL/BONG
3585Any food that falls on the linoleum is fair game for up to 2 hours
3586i'd love a taste, love to lap up every last drop of his thick seed
3587If drunk driving were an art, Picaso couldnt hold my fuckin brush.
3588I'm in my early 30s and I dated a girl under 21. It wasn't creepy.
3589Is there a good website I can use to pirate textbooks for college?
3590People say a lot of things about beans but egg farts are the best.
3591She has the most fertile birthing hips I have ever laid eyes upon.
3592They say there's safety in numbers. Tell that to six million jews.
3593FILING A PAYPAL DISPUTE DUE TO FRAUDULENT HORSE SEMEN TRANSACTIONS
3594SIXTEEN DICKS ON A DEAD MAN'S CHEST - YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF CUM
3595Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
3596I turn 33 soon. Never even kissed a girl, been on a date, nothing.
3597My very first date ever, we went to see The Passion of the Christ.
3598if i put penut butter on my balls u'd lick it off probably, shitty
3599Am I the only one who doesn't think cousins marrying is a big deal?
3600Disney used to be so dope and educational in my day. What happened?
3601do seatbelts even matter if your car has an airbag? honest question
3602Haha i could top that, I was once shitting while eating a hamburger
3603I like that when I type 'vi' into a terminal, I get vi and not vim.
3604oh shit look! a black person on reddit. Affirmative action upvotes.
3605Seriously what kind of man cooks a turkey (unless it's deep-fried).
3606The Muslim God established: free rape, bigamy, murder of foreigners
3607This stuff is like drinking liquid nuts. Pure unadulterated almond.
3608When was the last time you saw a 12-year-old with an ass like that?
3609Jesus can't play football because the uprights give him flashbacks.
3610What's the biggest cause of paedophilia in this country? Sexy kids.
3611When people with lisps say 'Bithneth', you know they mean business.
3612Black urban females rarely have any volumes other than loud as fuck.
3613Don't tell me it isn't a hentai I've got of that slut sucking a dick
3614However, I'm not going to say you shouldn't have sex with animals.
3615I started lifting because I wanted to be strong like Sailor Jupiter.
3616I'd be totally down for someone to draw her with cum drenched pizza.
3617I've been through eight computers thanks to torrents. Fuck torrents.
3618Making the guilty feel how their victims felt is my idea of justice.
3619most of the time I wash my hands before I piss! I guess that counts.
3620My domain, my castle, is a no pants zone 24/7. Women are not exempt.
3621Sometimes I piss in the bathroom sink because the toilet is too far.
3622The historical debate is over. The answer is free-market capitalism.
3623The model lady is very attractive though, I would watch her do porn.
3624There are quite a few vegan Holocaust survivors that compare the two
3625there is a point where this needs to stop and we are clearly past it
3626very rapeable eyes....oh man...oh man my male urges...CANT...CONTROL
3627young teenage males can easily be a threat even if they are unarmed.
3628 at least i have arms n legs (thats what it feels like playing vs u)
3629remember that one time u werent a gigantic fellatioqueen? me neither
3630I am one of the priviliged few who can cook minute rice in 58 seconds
3631My current computer is clean, though, because I'm old enough to care.
3632nibbling away a nerd's right to be with politically correct attrition
3633Personally, I feel this [hentai] from 1985 has aged like a fine wine.
3634IF CORVIDS ARE THE SMARTEST BIRDS WHY DO THEY GIVE THE WORST BLOWJOBS
3635Because while it's a panty-shot, it's not really an ass-shot. Observe:
3636I had a Dragonball Z skateboard in the 4th grade. I cannot skateboard.
3637I may become a monk soon. Help me find good games on minimal computers
3638I'd cum in her until you could press her stomach and make a waterfall.
3639I'm a bit sexist and find women mostly manipulative and uninteresting.
3640it's like watching toddlers trying to argue over what string theory is
3641Not that this makes it ok, but modern rap is just as bad if not worse.
3642Seriously I did present an argument which has the Modus Tollens form .
3643She's a pure maiden, don't show her precious body to the hungry beasts
3644There is an hypnosis file on YouTube for hands-free orgasms. It works.
3645There needs to be less gay rights activists. I think we get it by now.
3646we didn't clean either of the bathrooms for the entire 12 month lease.
3647What that be lasting for a smaller period of time than spic countries?
3648Which is better for watching anime, beer & sausage, or wine & cheese? 
3649Did you hear about the Macho Man's next opponent? It's the Undertaker.
3650WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY GIRAFFE-FUCKING PERMIT DOESN'T ALSO COVER GUANACOS
3651TORE MY CLOACA TRYING TO FUCK A SCHOOLBUS YOU SHOULD SEE THE SCHOOLBUS
3652About 95% of the produce I buy rots in the fridge and never gets eaten.
3653H-hey, do you t-think it's, like, g-gay if two men touch pe-penises...?
3654I had to teach myself how to wash dishes (And it sometimes triggers me)
3655if spawn camping is illegal then i am the jeffrey dahmer of video games
3656If you haven't numbed your hands before jerking off, you haven't lived.
3657It's not rape if the person is physically incapable of denying consent.
3658MY COCK IS THE SIZE OF GIBRALTAR, TIME TO FUCK THE ENTIRE MEDITERRANEAN
3659I have never been friendzoned, because I have never had female friends.
3660Most Africans, when throwing a coin in a wishing well, wish for a well.
3661What's the difference between cancer and a black man? Cancer gets Jobs.
3662Anyways, dead or not, it's still nipples and maybe vagina (I'm not sure)
3663asian dont have big titties, just like they dont have the red hair gene.
3664Black American parents of reddit, why do you name your kids weird names?
3665I am proud to report that I have not have an erection in over two weeks.
3666I hope that thing dislodges and goes where ever it's bad for them to go.
3667I love my cousin, and i wish to be with her forever. She's just perfect.
3668Just ate Chef Boyardee with chopsticks, and you guys say I have no class
3669No, most of our political elite has not realized that the world is flat.
3670of course my waifu doesn't speak french because she isn't a fucking slut
3671What the fuck is this gay shit, i just wanted to watch a trap get fucked
3672why can't you just enjoy thinks that you enjoy. Fun things are fun, etc.
3673<ehFk> congrats on the extra 40 pounds | <vhalin> congrats on the mohawk
3674My first kiss was with a prostitute named Janie in a cheap Red Roof Inn.
3675A side question - can a girl in a wheelchair get pregnant and have kids?
3676Dad, I don't know why you don't beat the shit out of your wife every day.
3677Damn dude thats cute as fuck, you can totally come over and fuck my waifu
3678Fucking shit, Gui Fieri is satan and he encompasses all of their products
3679I did not do laundry for 2-3 months, simply bought new clothing each week
3680I have a pile of about 2 dozen empty beer cans in the back of my bathtub.
3681I have constantly bought new underwear to avoid that fucking clothesline.
3682I Switched from bottled beer to cans to lighten up the load on trash day.
3683If you use chopsticks to eat your Cheetos, you won't get cheetoh fingers.
3684I've never been so fascinated by a 2D girl before. Why is she so perfect?
3685I've used dishwashing detergent as soap, shampoo and for washing clothes.
3686regrettably I didn't lose my virginity to the limerent object in question
3687There is an innate sense in all women to make themselves more attractive.
3688Where the fuck does this idea that we are born with 'freedoms' come from?
3689why are you not paying $30 a month for online chess aimbots and wallhacks
3690The LORD jesus wanred us about this day. The anti christ is about to come
3691Lost my virginity to a blind girl. She's STILL one of my top 3 best lays.
3692Just do the WORLD a Big fucking favour and just ROLE OVER AND FUCKING DIE
3693Anyone who says they've never jerked off to anime porn is a god damn liar.
3694As soon as I became single I started peeing in the sink almost exclusively
3695Do high-end hotels like Holiday Inn generally have internet in every room?
3696I always find it kind of baffling how hostile people react towards incest.
3697i wanna take u back to my castle in the sky and do unspeakable things to u
3698I wish i had a girl like that. it's legal yet pedoriffic at the same time!
3699I Wouldn't really like that but watching her take a shit might be arousing
3700I'd rather my daughter have body issues than look/act like a trashy whore.
3701I'm a virgin because I don't want to wake my mom up with noisy lovemaking.
3702Now my love of tsundere is all that's left of my crushed hopes and dreams.
3703Please someone take me to the anime world, I don't wanna live here anymore
3704POST TENTACLES YOU ASSHOLES, IT'S IN THE NAME OF THE FORUM FOR GOD'S SAKE.
3705shark week is my persona so yz50 stops inviting me to his shitty open team
3706The less fun a game appears to be to casuals, the more fun it actually is.
3707What do you think about C. Bukowski? Which ones are the best books of him?
3708what you otaku wont realize is that no japanese school girls will love you
3709Whistleblowing, traditionally, exposes illegal things, not immoral things.
3710Affirmative action is as degrading to non-whites as patriarchy is to women.
3711American girls don't have anything to offer any man of value in my opinion.
3712Fortunately, as a man with game and high value, an STD is easy to downplay.
3713Great. Fiery Doritos Locos Tacos. As if the last version didn't burn enough
3714He's simply inspecting her posterior for any signs of wear. There are none.
3715I don't have any beer for the shower, so I just ate some pizza in the bath.
3716I regularly piss out the window because I'm too lazy to go to the bathroom.
3717I would lick her pussy and anus and rub her but not with lotion but my cum.
3718If it isn't a shitty grindfest waifu simulator korean MMO it's a wow clone.
3719In all of history, I'm willing to bet this has happened less than 20 times.
3720in reality most black people I know don't have any idea what real racism is
3721Just because a 31 year old man lives with him mom doesn't make him a loser.
3722Seriously, don't even bother with female roommates unless they're your mom.
3723So, to review, you could be a sex-crazed nymphomaniac and still be asexual.
3724The idea that fucking your cousin is wrong seems very American to me anyway
3725What isn't rocket science is that the Surface RT is just fine. Get over it.
3726Yeah, I'd be the first to fight against the concept of enthusiastic consent
3727Disabled toilets. Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in.
3728friendship with a girl is keeping a tab on her until there's an opportunity.
3729gay space jesus gets to stick his head up rei's skirt while i will die alone
3730I allowed a wasp nest to grow to amazing size in my screened in front porch.
3731I pitty the poor sexually and mentally challenged souls attacking this page.
3732If I sound arrogant, it's because I damn well deserve to be...I'm brilliant.
3733I'm 24, so I figure I have 6 years left before I start to regret everything.
3734I'm not a doctor, I've just got a lot of experience dating disordered people
3735it really ruins rape porn when you aren't 100% sure they're actually crying.
3736just get a bunch of air mattresses and line the entire gulch there with them
3737oihguv: I don't need you reminding me how bad I am at this game all the time
3738Outlawing lolicon is one of the dumbest ideas America has ever come up with.
3739pink comet must be like my little gay bro cause get it red rocket pink comet
3740Sick bastard, I bet you go to swimming pool to masturbate to little children
3741Sometimes I pour maple syrup into a bowl, grab a spoon and eat it like soup.
3742The only artist whose work I can recognize simply by looking at the nipples.
3743Touhou thread? I think I'll put on one of my touhou cosplays to celebrate...
3744White ablebodied neurotypical upper class cis men. Just like everything bad.
3745let me call my gf and get the name of her gynecologist, you seem to need one
3746'Y do so mny ppl make fun of my fetish for artichokes' - ur furaffinity blog
3747Do girls do the thing where you turn socks inside-out to use them for a week?
3748Edit: Changed the wording so it doesn't sound like I took a shit in the sink.
3749Girls are meant to cook, that's why there's already milk and eggs inside them
3750Having a white mother and a black father only makes you more black in my book
3751I don't like gays, I think 99% of them are fake, Doing it just for attention.
3752I like going on random pubs and complaining about things so everyone gets mad
3753I once called someone a philistine for mistaking Soundwave for Optimus Prime.
3754Masturbate to Chinese cartoons? What do you think I am? Some godless heathen?
3755Not forgetting that huge cock o///o..he could choke and eviscerate me on it..
3756Picking up girls in bars is prostitution because you have to buy them drinks.
3757that is truly the first anime girl that i'd cuddle with and live a happy life
3758look at me now...20 and never kissed a girl! Yeah, sounds depreessing? It IS!
3759psycho!, take it deep meat bag!! i hope the place u live burns to the ground!
3760funny kid, u dont look like a fish so how come u gettin fucking BATTERED!!!!!
3761not a million poets in a million years could describe how much your ass hurts
3762face it cunt bugle, u have no friends, no skils, no life, no sexs, no nothing
3763:-D the south african counterstrike wizard from outer space, peace be upon him
3764And everyone else in the room is wondering why you've started humping the air.
3765cis white female. she/her/hers pronouns please. hetro-demisexual. panromantic.
3766Flavio Wolf shouts NO TO THE WAR AND ALL THE UNITED STATES AND HIS BUDDIES!!!!
3767I don't mind breastfeeding in public, as long as they don't mind that I stare.
3768I have always perceived the Southern Poverty Law Center is a racist hate group
3769I was equipped with an item that gave me +10 confidence in my anal cleanliness
3770I'm too cheap to buy a trimmer so I just chew on my mustache to keep it short.
3771shit shit shit fuck dang it, it was all calculated, im a genius and a sorcerer
3772Thats pretty much how it goes, you either start to like dicks or little girls.
3773Video Game collecting is WAY hotter than vinyl right now. It's not even close.
3774What does you're waifu smell like? Try to think of a good, descriptive answer,
3775TRUE CONFESSIONS: SOMETIMES I WISH I HADN'T KILLED YOUR PARENTS SO EFFICIENTLY
3776only thing left 4 u 2 do in this world is to go all out and comitt BUTTSUICIDE
3777**TRIGGER WARNING** for all of the poor souls who know these friend zone feels.
3778Being interesting is just a gimmick. A movie should be good because it is good.
3779Cheater, you can't get the bust growth pills legitmately until she's nearly 16.
3780First time I've seen something in a Japanese girls mouth, that isn't pixelated.
3781I don't know about you guys, but that unicorn thing looks pretty damn fuckable.
3782I was glad when I finally turned 18 and could click 'continue' on porn websites
3783I'd really appreciate a special delivery of hugboxes in my E/N thread right now
3784I'm perfectly OK with being a misogynistic ass if that means I can hate Skylar.
3785Never understood why it's so frowned upon to ask a woman her age and/or weight.
3786Now just flip up that loin cloth and lets let the fuc.. *cough* ahem fun begin.
3787Say what you will about modern fashion, but that cowboy look is timeless to me.
3788Should gay people be allowed to marry, or will that irreparably damage society?
3789Sometimes instead of changing my underwear I just spray febreeze down my pants.
3790Virtually all of queer theory is bullshit. Everyone fits into the gender binary
3791I DON'T *CARE* IF YOU HAVE CANCER, NOW SHUT UP AND PROLAPSE YOUR ANUS FOR DADDY
3792By my count, 2 of my coworkers have quit over the past year because of my farts.
3793Could someone explain what Kierkegaard's main points were in Fear and Trembling?
3794doesn't get much better than deep fried mars bars with bacon grease and sriracha
3795Heating can soup in a sink full of hot water to avoid having another pot to wash
3796I had a hard life i dont want to join the fucking special olympics for minecraft
3797I regularly leave bottles of lube and plates of food lying all around the house.
3798I was going to play some video games in bed but I guess I'll go masturbate now. 
3799My Little Pony Confessions: I Have finally come out of the stable to my parents!
3800Ok I've got one of those Rings in TF2 for my Touhou Waifu what should I name it?
3801P.S. your steam wishlist is terrible and you have terrible taste in video games.
3802The first time I put in the Inhuman Rampage CD and gave it a listen...half chub.
3803This the worst yaoi I've ever FUCKING read you horrible horrible person (crying)
3804this year a i tried to make a move on 3 different ladies all of whom rejected me
3805Why don't I eat veggies? I don't look at them as *food*, in the classical sense.
3806I called up the rape advice hotline yesterday. Apparently it's only for victims.
3807LETS SEE HOW MANY PRINGLES CANS AND TENNIS BALL CONTAINERS WE CAN FIT INSIDE YOU
3808All these lion feet. I can let ya play with mine sometime if ya want lil guy heh.
3809did lou reed like hitler or spoken word? if so what are some good nazist groups? 
3810don't know you, but if you can make me shit 6 foot long shit chains. I'll buy it.
3811Emotions are stupid. There is a reason why the law is reason unaffected by desire
3812I don't throw out milk jugs until the top pops off from the rotting gases inside.
3813I have an enormous Jew fetish and had no idea that so many other people did, too.
3814I roomed with a guy that once had no option but to wipe his ass with a lightbulb.
3815If you like women, you'll need to learn how to cope with double standards. Sorry.
3816I'm back and ready to rock and roll with a new anime that I'm now obbsessed with.
3817No woman who needs to parade around complaining about equality can ever be equal.
3818Played with the Wii U today. I think that marks my honeymoon as officially begun.
3819Umc A nerdy gamer sissy babygurl BDSM slave fetish-whore? OH AND I LOVE SWIMMING
3820Wheaties may be the Breakfast of Champions but McDonalds is the Dinner of Heroes.
3821you will make a woman happy and tablet or mouse I think your playing with tabler 
38228) REK EM LADS FUCKING I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANY OF THEM ARE ALIVE IMMA GET SO MAD (8
3823Some Scientist Predict Earth Will End On (2012) Well Guess What There Just Wrong.
3824People say white men can't jump. Nonsense, I saw plenty of them doing it on 9/11.
3825you shud hold a funeral for my dick cos i buried it in ur MOM!!! lOL!!! c=======8
3826He just barely heard Simba's reply. Yes, Kovu! Let it flow into me! Then, he came.
3827I once lived off of easy-make pancake mix for 2 weeks. I never washed the pan once
3828I once took a pretty big shit so I guess I kinda famous. I usually play runescape.
3829I'm pretty sure cum tastes awful. That actually sounds pretty gross, not my thing.
3830May your favoured hat become frayed and tattered as the harshness of your demeanor
3831my birthdays in 5 days and my case is probably gonna be here soon, things are okay
3832Nothing wrong with appreciating a post-pubescent girl. Some 14 year olds look 20+.
3833there is nothing like having 3 heavily armed babes in japanese neko fetish outfits
3834Transgenderism is akin to those gothic kids who cut themselves back in gradeschool
3835Well everything here seems to be typical of a gamer, huge package included... yep.
3836you only end up in the friend zone if the girl basically sees you as another woman
3837I've been giving myself enemas in the shower irregularly for the past couple years
3838And what do most women want? To be good looking enough to have people look at them.
3839Creep shaming, rape culture, slut shaming, and safe spaces are all stupid concepts.
3840Even the wealthiest blacks born into privilege only reach the poorest whites in IQ.
3841for every response I get from now until October, I'll donate $1 to Cancer awareness
3842I dream about my waifu, but I'm not sure how tall she is, so I never see all of her
3843If black people are upset about this shit, then stop stealing white women's purses.
3844I'm going to be walking around with a Bowser-induced boner for the rest of the day.
3845my biggest regret? some FBI agent out there actually watched me cum all over myself
3846My favorite H-manga? Maaaaaannnnnn, why'd you have to put me on the spot like this?
3847RPG stands for Ruchnoy Protivotankovyy Granatomyot you pizza slicing fart mechanic.
3848She'd be abusive and a drunkard but I'll keep going back to her because I'm a fool.
3849Terrible bitch, but damned if I wouldn't fuck her into a twitching, senseless mess.
3850thank you merciful satan for putting floor underneath their feet for me to shoot at
3851SERIOUSLY I BET HER CUNT LOOKS LIKE TWO KFC DOUBLE DOWNS AND SMELLS LIKE A LANDFILL
3852TURNS OUT GASOLINE ISN'T A VERY EFFECTIVE LUBRICANT (PS YOUR MOM/HOUSE BURNED DOWN)
3853 is just a term of art referring to a legal fiction which invalidates active consent
3854I know this probably won't go over well here, but I like jerking off to anime girls.
3855I live by an elementary school and I like to stare out the window looking for MILFS.
3856I throw trash out the window when no one's around to see it happen, because fuck it.
3857I watch porn at work but unlike some people I don't let it interfere with my duties.
3858imagine how good she smells with a mix of marine piss, cordite, and spilt motor oil.
3859ive used the same disposable razor that id shave my balls with to shave my face with
3860Let's get this out here right now. I'm a 23 year old law graduate with an IQ of 155.
3861Liberals don't believe in the Christian God, they believe in the Big Government God.
3862My white mating staff had its most frightening moments with the elusive asian vagina
3863Only God Knows When It Ends. Sycics Are Evil... They Just Want You Too Beleive Crap.
3864I FUCKED YOUR GRANDMA WHILE SANTA WATCHED (AND TUGGED ON HIS TINY LITTLE XMAS BONER)
3865Because reading young adult fiction is more elite than watching young adult cartoons.
3866fix da snipers you nigger ass nigga bich Niger as fag face nigger ass dickweed nigger
3867I wrote an essay about allowing my university to support Caucasian only scholarships.
3868if it makes you feel any better, my playground had giant tires and i cried in them ..
3869MMM cream filling... it's stuff like this that makes me want to like boys again......
3870My internet was down all day and god damn life sucks without an internet connection. 
3871Thinking about it, I pretty much hate people that you can instantly recognise as gay.
3872went afk after getting second to smoke a lot of weed and have sex with multiple women
3873When center parted bangs come back, I might have to punch my ticket to Gensokyo early
3874Why are you pissed off, did someone poop in your marmalade there, Professor Dickweed?
3875Q: What's grey and white and black and looks good on a cop? A: The World Trade Center
3876I used to have a mood ring, but someone stole it. I don't know how I feel about that.
3877How do you keep little black kids from jumping on the bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
3878I bought a wireless router for the express purpose of taking my laptop to the shitter.
3879I don't know when it became acceptable for women to exploit men, but it needs to stop.
3880I like the way a young arabic boy looks so unhappy at having to dress up as a crusader
3881I think rape is bullshit. It's sex, unless you were harmed or threatened, get over it.
3882If your IQ is below 110 then you should not reproduce, unless you are an elite athlete
3883im already sponsored by doritos flavored mountain dew gamer fuel you cannot sponsor me
3884I'm careful enough to never actually touch any shit, so I don't need to wash my hands.
3885Is it the toxic nature of a patriarchal culture that leads to violence against women? 
3886My favorite military unit ever remains the Decima Flottiglia MAS, I admire those guys.
3887spy to mid is an excellent strategy because not even my team expects me to be this gay
3888Things parents forget to tell their children: Your butthole is going to have some hair
3889THOSE ZOOEY DESCHANEL NUDES ARE FAKE, I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I'VE SEEN HER DICK IN PERSON
3890what's green, has six legs, and if it falls out of a tree, will kill you? a pool table
3891As for me, I was an ugly child and rejected by everyone except my mother and teachers.
3892go to an animal shelter an pick up a kitten, only way ur ever gettin pussy nerd virgin
3893nothing in my life has prepared me for seeing a true idiot like urslef play vidoegames
3894For every pedophile there's a little boy who dreams about getting molested by a priest.
3895I recently turned 27, and during the 8 years I was with my girlfriend, we never "did it
3896Just look up any anime opening with the word lyrics after and it should be right there.
3897Learn to use the power of booze, kids. It's like cheating, but everybody is ok with it.
3898not to ruin any of the fatasy here, but I was wondering ,can she get pregnant from him?
3899Wait a second! Are those boobs!? Gamers don't have boobs! Girls don't play video games!
3900When something becomes popular, that's when it turns to shit, every time. It's uncanny.
3901you fucked up the sniper community right now, like how i did last night with your wife.
3902gee ddue how did you get so good at holding down your mouse button' - years of practise
3903Holly Fuking Shit Look at That Engi Going SO what You Doing Guys HEHE SMIRK on his Face
3904Why are camels called the ships of the desert? Because they are filled with Arab semen.
3905If the Ku Klux Klan think white people are better, why do they dress like Muslim women?
3906Can I post my shitty fanfiction in this thread? Or is that exclusively FF.net material? 
3907Eugenics isn't actually a bad idea though, just one people find hard to sympathise with.
3908HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH HHHHHA AHAHAHAHA HAHAHAA HOLY SHIT THATS SO FUNNY LMAAOAOO
3909Her dad has also tipped in with the payment of her student loans once we do get married.
3910I frequently bring my coffee cup into the bathroom if I need to shit during coffee time.
3911I mean seriously eating a banana is basically fucking yourself in the face with a fruit.
3912I shat my pants multiple times on those tricky "oh boy, this one's gonna be loud!" farts
3913I think not being able to empathize with rapists and murderers makes me normal actually.
3914I want to torture her nipples and clit with eletricity, and then fuck her in every hole.
3915if someone found my hentai folder they'd never be able to look at me the same way again.
3916Is feminism a cult? I have to say, for me feminism displays al the behaviours of a cult.
3917Sometimes when making something with ketchup, I'll drink a bit straight from the bottle.
3918t just happens to be true that white people have had a much larger influence on history.
3919The best part about taking a robot girl's virginity is instead of blood, it's motor oil.
3920The IQ of a mulatto will be intermediary between the average of the White/black parents.
3921There is no way you can go see that movie with your wife/gf and not get your dick sucked
3922Like my old Buddy Elmer Fudd used to say, 'There's something very Screwy Going On Here!'
3923My girlfriend told me I was a paedophile. That's a pretty big word for a seven-year-old.
3924What an F....ing mess we are in and NO one has the **Balls** to do something about it!!!
3925Call me cold and an asshole, cause I probably am. But I'd prefer if people with AIDS died
3926Damnit. Why do the prettiest girls I find on reddit always turn out to not be porn stars.
3927HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAH HHHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AAHHAH HHAAHAHAHAHA POLE DDANCIGN LOLL
3928If calling a spade a spade makes me edgy then call me Edgy Edgerton from Fedoraville, CA.
3929it just happens to be true that white people have had a much larger influence on history.
3930It's very easy to be against racism when you don't actually have to deal with other races
3931I've never had sex, or done anything with a girl, or even talked to one for several years
3932LOL. I watched this anime for a day and when I saw this scene I had my ass laughing. xDD 
3933Sexual harassment depends entirely on whether or not the woman finds the male attractive.
3934so do u really think jesus is a furry i mean ive always thought so but nobody else agreed
3935Socks around my house are often used as kleenex and in worst case scenarios toilet paper.
3936What if the words yes and no had their meaning flipped for a day, wouldn't that be weird?
3937When I'm bored, I'll stick a hand inside my shirt and pluck hairs from around my nipples.
393899% of women kiss with their eyes closed. Which is why it's so hard to identify a rapist.
3939I THINK I'M GETTING TIRED OF SEX...JUST KIDDING!!!!!! NOW STOP CRYING AND OPEN YOUR MOUTH
3940FUCKED A SNAKE WASN'T REALLY THAT INTO IT BUT WANTED TO BE ABLE TO SAY I'D FUCKED A SNAKE
3941I had a friend that was missing one leg below the knee. He hid pot in the prosthetic leg.
3942aaaawww look at that cute little rape... ~takes a few pics~ makes ya just want to join in.
3943be glad they make those creepy posts because that's half the reason those girls get naked
3944Brock screamed, his monstrous new penis quadrupling the intensity of his orgasmic release.
3945Don't have a trashcan so just hurl used food wrappers behind me when I eat at the computer
3946go read Planet Hulk, and come back when you're ready to discuss comics with the grown ups.
3947It felt divine. I might actually do the same with sugar soon. How fucked in the head am I?
3948It is absolutely fair to compare misandry to misogyny because they are equal and opposite.
3949On the other hand if war did break out I would join up just to kill North Korean soldiers.
3950pummeling his aging, rickety erection while a gang of babies are sleeping in the next room
3951there's a white person inside every nigger, if you just scrape away the top layer of shit.
3952Wait, Spanish cuisine doesn't have quesadillas and burritos? Then what have I been eating?
3953When i bop the bishop i just aim for the carpet. Blame any stains on the dog. Poor Kaluha.
3954When I'm out of toilet paper, I just wipe with my bare hands and rinse them in the toilet.
3955...so I could hold my laptop like a giant Game Boy and play it during the half-hour walk...
3956and there'll always be assholes to reject Google Glass as the next step in human evolution.
3957As a matter of fact, fuck women all together i'm going to go masturbate myself into a coma.
3958Based off of my own estimates, my IQ is in the 180-200 range. I've never been tested though
3959but i don't worry about the smell, once shit stains are old enough they just stop smelling.
3960comic book stores are usually a good place to go if you want to get away from black people.
3961getting over a recent breakup: This would just be a lot easier if the NHL wasn't locked out
3962I can fit a 3DS XL, two PSPs (one modded, one stock) and an Acer netbook in my cargo pants.
3963I cut a piece of crap in the toilet with a kitchen knife cause it was too big to flush down
3964I eat my own cum sometimes. It's like eating snot/phlegm in my opinion, which I also enjoy.
3965I never used my toilet brush as intended so i recycled it as a back scrubber. It's amazing.
3966I think that the aids virus is good for the world because it keeps Africa's population low,
3967Let us just get this out of the way; I am afraid of girls with degrees and high educations.
3968long story short, i ended up dying, we lost the match and the earth's sun fell from the sky
3969Megan's Law requires me to state some further facts online but I hope this is a safe place.
3970Socks are used for wiping my hands on. If they're black socks, anything gets wiped on them.
3971tattoo artist apprenticeship. I hope he didn't do blue dragons sitting on chargers armbands
3972You're the worst, and everyone resents you. Even though they're too polite to say anything.
3973SOME OF US JUST HAVE A BROKEN SHIFT KEY< ITS A SERIOUS CONDITION AND YOU SHOUDLNT MAKE FUN>
3974Also, using condoms with a fleshlight means much less time cleaning it next time you shower.
3975continue to use vim. remove all other editors from your computer. in a week you will be fine
3976Eating her out after you cum in her, you don't see to many guys willing to do that nowadays.
3977Fingernails are of number 1 importance to me. A woman with bad nails is an instant turn-off.
3978He probably thought something was suspicious when Trayvon started attacking and beating him.
3979I sleep on a couch because I live by myself and can conk out in front of some Law and Order.
3980I used to get really sad whenever I would see a happy couple, but now I don't feel anything.
3981I used to have the sort of child nurturing breasts that many small cup size women would envy
3982If she weren't an American, she probably wouldn't give a shit. American women are fucked up.
3983I-I'm glad I spent most of my youth behind a computer arguing with others about their tastes
3984I'm going to order a new mouse pad with a custom TF2 picture on it what picture should I get
3985I've done a roleplay that involved a pony and an elephant and lots of inflation and farting.
3986quite a few hits on my blog come from people searching for "neutral milk hotel sleeve tattoo
3987there are more than enough white men out there who are victims simply because they're males.
3988ultimately bath me in copious amounts of cum(inside & out)anytime he likes. So, oh soooo hot
3989What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Michael Phelps could finish a race.
3990ALL THIS SNOW IS PERFECT FOR PRESERVING CORPSES (TO FUCK LATER WHEN THEY'RE NICE AND FROZEN)
3991My pickup phrase is: 'Hi. I am from Germany, do you want to dance with me?' I hope it works.
3992i bet a 10 yr old cancer patient w/ terminel ballsack cancer has a bettewr life than u, homo
3993C4N aLL SH1TTERS PLz b04RD DA SH1ttErTrAIN, DEST1nATI0N: U JUST g0T Fu|<In Sm4ShED CHOO CHOO
3994And yes... there is a real religion of Bronyism that religiously venerates Luna and Celestia.
3995but deep under the surface his sole desire was to brutally fuck toddlers with down's syndrome
3996I don't even wear the white socks I have, they've all been cocksocks at one point or another.
3997I once tried to challenge myself by jerking off to real life porn but I just couldn't finish.
3998I've ordered Chinese takeout for breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day for the past 2 years.
3999people write songs about lurking coffee shops to see women. a lot of girls eat that stuff up.
4000SORRY I'VE BEEN QUIET FOR SO LONG- HAD TO PECK MY WAY OUT OF A SPERM WHALE'S LARGE INTESTINE 
4001I stopped telling sexist jokes at parties. The women were taking too long to comprehend them.
4002Dating is and should be fun. I like to think of it as the ultimate massively multiplayer game.
4003Fuckit I'm writing a fanfiction of this someday, it's my monster and I'm going to complete it.
4004I care a lot of CP is censored. I don't want to look at it, but I want to have the freedom to.
4005I made a picture of what you would look like with duct tape over your mouth I hope you like it
4006Imagine licking a witches feet while their legs are in there and they are flying.       
4007In the first year of World of Warcraft's release, my playtime was over 250 days. I didn't idle
4008It's like drinking all Vitamins from A to K just to prove you're healthier from the other guys
4009Last year I wore a white tuxedo and a paper bag on my face with the House Dagoth symbol on it.
4010Really, Zooey? You have an issue with boundaries? I saw your tits in season one of True Blood.
4011She's always been female. She was only given a dick in America because hitting girls is wrong.
4012Spankings could make it naughty, but getting groped while taking that knot would be just hawt.
4013There's nothing more disheartening than not making it to the liquor store before closing time.
4014Women have life much easier. Most of their problems are in their head and emotional obstacles.
4015Hey y'all. Pshhhh. I gonna axe y'all two fings. 1) you don't know me, and 2) I look goooooood.
4016difference between you and a dead kid? i would fuck the dead kids face bc he's attratctive LOL
4017ALL women are crazy. You might dodge a bullet with one, but her next guy might not be so lucky.
4018As much as I try, I fail to see this rape culture that everyone uses as a catchphrase nowadays.
4019God, my computer froze while organising my porn and half my screen is a T-Rex raping Lara Croft
4020I'm as interested in school shootings and massacres as much as the next depressed teenage girl
4021if I ever heard anyone say "lightglobes" I would punch them in the face. This is my weird thing
4022if it is female, and can deal with insanity and cluelessness. Let her know to note me. . meh. .
4023Some of my finest culinary concoctions have been crafted whilst drunk. See: the breakfast pizza
4024The shit that comes out of a woman's mouth because she knows you can't hit her is unbelievable.
4025urban areas were mostly middle-class before the welfare state took over and made everyone poor.
4026Sometimes I even yell 'Fuck my ass-pussy with your poop dick! My hips are moving on their own!'
4027Isn't it just a little ironic to see a group of pro-lifers throwing eggs at an abortion clinic?
4028Any person who calls themselves a 'serious gamer' that doesn't know Japanese is a poser at best.
4029Anybody else really hate watching subbed hentai? Get that text out of here, it's distracting me.
4030I admit to avoiding brushing my teeth in favor of simply picking them clean with my fingernails.
4031I didn't know the difference between stalactites and stalagmites until I heard it in retsupurae.
4032I let my bedroom get so untidy one of the piles of clothes/junk/rubbish was touching the ceiling
4033I usually get 5 or 6 Mcdonald's Big Breakfasts and ration them out to myself throughout the day.
4034I went home and ate an entire cookie cake the size of an XL pizza while watching Sister, Sister.
4035Masturbating every night under the sheets in my bed. I have yet to replace my sheets for months.
4036Over a weekend or short vacation where I'm not going anywhere or doing anything, I don't shower.
4037So consider this a friendly reminder to be discreet about your clopping at places like Bronycon.
4038They gonna throw me into the jail for having fantasy fucking some high school girl under 18 y/o?
4039Women don't know the value of money. They seem to think it's for buying shoes and baked goods...
4040You are wrong, try reading or changing pages and you will understand that you, in fact, hate it.
4041You wouldn't believe the number of [anime figurine] purchases I've had to hide from the old lady
4042CHUBBS MCGEE I'D FUCK YOU BUT I CAN'T TELL WHICH ONE OF YOUR MYRIAD BODY FOLDS HOUSES AN ORIFICE
4043I once made out with an old, creepy, ugly, smelly, and probably homeless stranger at a buss stop
4044I am sure you will do really well for the rest of this round, Cap'n Neckbeard of the SS Obesity.
4045Everywhere I've ever had my computer desk at has an accompanying hidden spot for placing boogers.
4046How long will it take to capture Baghdad? 2 days Will Saddam be killed? Yes Total Iraqi civillian
4047I don't classify any of these as rape fetish because the girls all end up enjoying it in the end.
4048I pee in a plastic bag and when it's full I tie it off and throw it out the window (fifth floor).
4049I pissed the bed once while drunk and when it dried it didn't smell. So I didn't wash the sheets.
4050I would like to know if there are any other tumblrians that find sex quite vulgar and disgusting.
4051I would recognize a picture of Karkat anywhere! It's nice to see some Homestuck fans around here.
4052I'm pretty sure all the Sherlock feels I see on my dash everyday are eventually going to kill me
4053i'm a 26 year old virgin i mostly fantasize about facial hair growth (my own) while masturbating.
4054I'm one of the most respected erotic fiction critics on the net, so you'd better watch your tone.
4055I've done this (weighed myself, not kept track) and managed 5.6 pounds. I couldn't see the water.
4056I've put a small keg on a shelf directly over my bed so I can just drink out of the hose all day.
4057Keep in mind that there is a good chance that ARM is going to move into the server space big time
4058Last time I was in honolulu I wanted to go to Cheesecake Factory. My friends thought I was joking
4059Make prison slightly more bearable by handing out lube and condoms and make consensual sex legal.
4060Other M wasn't a perfect game but I really don't think it's as bad as these forums make it sound.
4061Privilege rules. I'm not going to hide or feel ashamed of an advantage I have over my fellow man.
4062Today I fucked up by sending the "Internet Tough Guy Copypasta" to someone who called the police.
4063ohh my i rember when this first came out id use to get a real baggey shirt and just CRANK DAT !!!
4064WANNA FUCK THE CHICK FROM CRYSTAL CASTLES IN HER POUTY MOUTH, THEN FUCK THE DUDE IN HIS POUTY ASS
4065I *DEMAND* TO SEE YOUR FIST IN HER CUNT WITHIN THE NEXT 30 SECONDS (OR I'LL RELEASE THE BOTFLIES)
4066. Also, I love to smell my fingers after going tinkle-tinkle. mmmmmm... delicious penis fragrence 
4067Alright. how do I take pics of a person with my phone without making it obvious that I'm doing so?
4068And I don't mean the cute innocent kind I mean fucking like animals until our sweat molds into one
4069I masturbate and push the used tissues down the crack between the headboard and the wall behind me
4070It's a sad world when we have to worry about whether or not fictional characters are of legal age.
4071Not trying to be sexist but a woman simply can not throw a bag of gold or cocaine as far as a man.
4072Of course you cannot rape your wife. You are married. Sex is explicitly in the marriage agreement.
4073One walked, one is in a box. If you think this is an injustice, go work in the world to better it.
4074Probably white supremacists. They knew black people would be in the lead [of the Boston Marathon].
4075Set in London, 1988 Margaret Thatcher is heading to a meeting, when she meets a robot in disguise,
4076Statutory rape is just a term of art referring to a legal fiction which invalidates active consent
4077There's having a food quirk and there's committing suicide slowly by having a physical disability.
4078would it kill you to just carry around a picture of your waifu in your wallet like the rest of us?
4079Can someone (preferably a woman) give me a list of the top five or so most seductive songs Thanks!
4080lol nigga hold on let me hit dis shot b4 u tell me how fly i am ------- aiight you can tell me now
4081A coworker crop dusted my office, so I walked into his and tried to fart on him, but I shit myself.
4082As a guy, this is a strange and confusing thing, this individuality you speak of. I want the rules.
4083Be thankful we're what we are, I hear there are some places that that kinda boner would kill a man.
4084cumming inside yourself is definitely a bad idea'  If that's wrong then I don't want to be right~
4085How do I learn who all the touhous are, I'm not good enough at the game to feel like a real fan ;_;
4086i was a bedwetter for a few years & i didn't shower in the morning. a teacher had to pull me aside.
4087I watched a porno clip of some guy dressed as spongebob squarepants getting a bj from sandy cheeks.
4088I'm going to leave my daughter here. Please take good care of her while I'm out. I'll be back soon.
4089I've been working on an SC2 dating sim in an alt universe where have of the pro players are female.
4090I've left this pot of rice sitting out for way too long. Wait, the rice is moving. That's not rice.
4091my titan perfectly rendered that sexually arousing three vagina'd woman in a matter of picoseconds 
4092Never got the American tolerance towards Turks. Probably because they don't have to live with them.
4093There was that one story about Snape getting a blowjob from the sorting hat that was kind of erotic
4094Think of it this way: she's like 40% more concentrated tits and ass than a girl with all her limbs.
4095Unbelievable. The second I bring up statistics, which are FACTS NOT OPINION, I get called a racist.
4096Yes, raping a 12 year old is technically a crime, but don't these cops have something better to do?
4097I was masturbating to a porn star before she became popular but I don't know how to brag about it. 
4098He's not classifying it as white or black, but as white or nigga. nigga behaviour != black behaviour
4099im so roit punk this makes me want to cum onto obamas daughters faces even thogu there ugly as shit 
4100In the Civil War the confederates wanted to leave government control in protection of their freedom.
4101okay this pic is HOT. im a girl and im 100% straight but holy fucking SHIT. this pic? gets me wet...
4102One time I was rushing to leave the house, and rubbed my teeth with a sock in place of brushing them
4103Shower once every week or two, you can usually point out a splat or two of vomit on my daily attire.
4104This is possibly the single worst thing that the Nazis did: they turned the world away from eugenics
4105Why is Africa still a shithole? Why do blacks correlate to crime and murders?Look up the bell curve.
4106yeah this is why i just assume poc made everything. tl;dr white folks aint shit and stay stealingc.
4107. The awkward faggy guy with a naruto shirt is doing SS and judging everyone while thinking in memes.
4108all halloween is for now is just an excuse to buy cheap candy and have anonymous drunk sex at a party
4109except he grabbed me by the waist while I was making dinner and whispered to my ears and then took me
4110fucking piece of shit all you do is eat sleep and think tf2 is fun well fucking die you piece of shit
4111HAHAHA WHAT AM I EVEN LOOKING AT AHAHAHA WHY ARE PEOPLE ROLE-PLAYING IN THE COMMENTS THIS IS SO SILLY
4112I have no idea what you are talking about but on the subject of gangsters, most gangsters are Jewish.
4113I need to have sex with 2 more women so I can end things nicely rounded to a baker's dozen of snatch.
4114I only give the gift of sex with me to those females who are worthy, of which I have yet to find any.
4115I used to frequent this site but I've slowed down because it was causing me stress and health issues.
4116If I know a white girl has fucked a black guy, I no longer find her attractive in any way whatsoever.
4117If they're not hireable outside of shitty retail jobs like me, they can always take the easy way out.
4118I'm prone to grabbing my balls and un-sticking them from the side of my leg on particularly hot days.
4119Is it wrong to think a chainmail shirt and tie, while not very practical, is nonetheless pretty cool?
4120it was like a UN of tits. You really don't find that kind of tolerance anywhere else on the internet.
4121Love how everyone's talking shit about Manti Te'o like they never had an imaginary girlfriend or two.
4122McDonalds is disgusting. What do you usually get? And be honest, keep your shame outside this thread.
4123so rather than going to a laundromat I would go to Goodwill and buy a new wardrobe every week or two.
4124Son, I am drunk. I know nothing. And I would dance with my waifu until my heart exploded in her arms.
4125Unfortunately in my country possession of child porn was banned recently due to pressure from the EU.
4126I would suck off a chocolate chip cookie dildo like a newborn trying to nibble off the umbilical cord
4127Different films on each of my 3 monitors, combined with a grapefruit for the ultimate porn experience.
4128Everyone knows that African Americans are -on average- less intelligent, but no one wants to admit it.
4129I can't be the only one who uses his piss stream as a bidet. I mean, urine's perfectly sterile, right?
4130I know I'd rather get raped in some dark ally somewhere than to go through what this guy went through.
4131I listen to rap music, just not around my black friend because I fear he'll think I'm patronizing him.
4132Icon looks like a big purple dick about to attack an anime. I was disappointing when I looked harder. 
4133If you're lazy about laundry, the real solution is to buy a bunch of pairs so you don't have to bother
4134It might not be evident in this photo, but my polish is fucked. Messy, running off my nailbeds. Queer.
4135My laptop has been sitting on a bed tray in the bathroom for in-shit entertainment. it has a new home.
4136The embarrassment of being seen in a 20 year old car that isn't a project car isn't worth the savings.
4137When they do get banned, I usually mention it. I don't really have to do it very often at all, though.
4138Women's value always decreases as they age. They become less fertile, less attractive, less desirable.
4139How do you tell if a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon, all the cotton is picked.
4140I got a balloon, drew a Forever Alone face on it, and took pictures with it on Photobooth for an hour.
4141I hadn't felt empathy in a long time - then Frozen came along and broke me. Suddenly I'm feeling again.
4142I live with my mother who would normally make decent dishes most nights, but she's been slacking lately
4143I'll get lazy and blow one off on my shirt every once in a while and I often times wear it the next day
4144I'll just ask. Do girls like being touched at concerts? I was pretty close to the stage and was getting
4145Pee'd in a taco bell soda cup (plastic one) for about a month, dumping it out my window into the yard..
4146Rather than actually "washing" my dishes I just soaked them in rubbing alcohol overnight. Also my bong.
4147So what? Why is it wrong to have consensual, mutually pleasurable sexual relations with an 11 year old?
4148Weird nerd confession - compstomping Libya and Iraq in Red Alert 2 as the US was how I coped with 9/11.
4149When we started planning, we asked for an engineer but was told there wasn't money. It's like this: the
4150Yep, once a town gets niggrefied the only answer is a cleansing natural disaster to cause a niggraspora
4151yes i did, before i found the wonders of the internet which has ... vivid pictures of whats under there
4152this donk is dirtier than fingering your sister and finding your dads wedding ring, siicckk laadddd!!!!
4153A women using her pussy for power is nothing new. They literally have no other way of getting attention.
4154African Americans have a lack of work ethic. No sense of value- not for a dollar, not for human dignity.
4155But were I to remain on the internet, I would surely remain under the infocratic dictatorship of Lowtax.
4156could have bought a sexdoll with the money I have lost in online girlfriend scam. But now it's too late.
4157ffffffffffuck yes, airborn cumshot. gimmie. put it in my mouth, you bird. ALL OF IT. RIGHT NOW! *whines*
4158I also have a pet theory that men might be better at social interaction leading to promotions and raises
4159I am tolerant of the existence of fascists. This is because I am firm in my identification as a liberal.
4160I got really horny in the process and end up jacking right there in the parking lot behind the dumpster.
4161I think women are inferior to men in most ways. Honestly, I don't see how anyone could not believe this.
4162I want to live by myself in the woods...My only requirement would be that its got an internet connection
4163If you ever bought a girl a dinner or went on 5 dates that you paid for - you have already paid for sex.
4164I'm saying that women who are attractive have fewer market forces requiring application of intelligence.
4165Me? With each wipe I look at the paper to check how much more wiping is requiered. -wipe-... still brown
4166My favorite strategy is to wait until I can no longer hold it in. By then it has all bunched up near the
4167Women don't really have hobbies, you ever seen a girl who was really into something like a guy would be?
4168You foreigners can work at Japan, study and playD but it's not your rightsDthis is japan, our country.
4169White people took this country from Native Americans. Why don't the Jews just give Palestinians casinos?
4170Yeah, wait until you get older and the medical problems kick in, your teeth fall out, you tired as fuck.
4171I have orgasms when I poop. Sometimes I eat ridiculous amounts of protein and save it up for a few days.
4172After we cleaned that apartment, we used the mop bucket to make bean dip in (forgot to wash it, as well).
4173DId you know you shouldn't drink water that feral pigs, rats, and ducks use Yeah, me neither. Living with
4174I have an Asian fetish. I don't know how it happened. At high school I never noticed a single Asian girl.
4175I love that gif. Animating sepukku is a little strange, but using two naked girls brings it into madness.
4176It looks like rolls of black toilet paper hanging from a tree. Just as always on gay black metal covers. 
4177Surrounding yourself with females who do not find you attractive can sour the ego/self-esteem/confidence.
4178This is from a friend of mine [yeah, right], and is the reason he decided he needed to go back to college
4179today was cool, I found a perfectly good, untouched taquito someone left at the bus stop across from 7/11
4180Yes, marriage is a misery to end all miseries and a way for women to enslave men and rob them of freedom.
4181I heard boxers don't have sex before a fight - I think it's probably because they don't fancy each other.
4182[about an actual human being, not a fictional character or something] he wasn't really human to begin with
4183A loose female acquaintance of mine calls me at 1:00am today and asks me if I could print something on the
4184Attractive privilege is not having someone deny you sex because apparently you're not hot enough for them.
4185I don't really have a concept of why it is that (human) siblings don't find each other sexually attractive
4186I have my own offline fake 4chan site with pre-generated posts and responses where I can argue with myself
4187I sometimes poop, then proceed to masturbate and then end up coming on a gross pile of poop in the toilet.
4188In the year 2000, I dyed my hair blue, wore a faux retro Atari logo t-shirt, and drew Tenchi Muyo fan art.
4189It's disgusting that fat people even exist while at the same time millions of poor people starve to death.
4190I've also had a cashier give me attitude about donating when I said no. I spent 2 minutes screaming at her
4191Like a 20 year old girl I would rate an 8 I would probably have a 10 if she was a handful of years younger
4192There's this small amount of discharge that comes out of my vagina all the time, apprantly it's normal? So
4193Universities exist solely to indoctrinate impressionable young minds with groupthink and socialist theory.
4194What is al Qaeda? It's an open source religious political movement that works off the global supply chain.
4195Without guns, us law-abiding American citizens would be overrun with illegal immigrants and carpetbaggers.
4196Soulja Boy Is A Bitch Ass Sellout Tar Baby Moss Headed Pickaninny Alabama Porch Monkey No Talent Ass Clown
4197As for the girl, well she had a bad reputation for being a loose woman. Even then I could only get so far.
4198I recently got invited to an event by a cute girl, only to find out it was a meeting for a pyramid scheme.
419999% of the time rape is reprehensible. 99% of the time rape is an action so horrific it deserves universal 
4200Dude I had very severe depression but I won't kick or beat little girls, if rape then yes but not brutally.
4201I bet the reason ur mad is because ur some kind of Greek orthodox retard and ur country is a giant dumpster
4202I do agree with the property vandalism aspect of corpse fucking, which is the part that I find to be wrong.
4203I have an irrational fear of zombies. It's safe to say I've actually lost some sleep worrying about zombies
4204I have never had a wet dream because I get rejected by women in my sleep as often as by women in real life.
4205I stood up, took my trousers off, pissed all over my couch, and then sat back down on it and went to sleep.
4206I think child pornography should be legal and that its prohibition is an infringement of freedom of speech.
4207I'll be going there... going as Sasuke from Naruto, and bringing my girlfriend as Tohru from Fruits Basket.
4208In highschool I wore a top hat, a coat that was several sizes too large and would constantly quote Bismarck
4209I've had a girl cry on my shoulder and I got a boner. This happened twice, with a different girl each time.
4210On the plus side I cal lie to all my internet friends and say I was out with my girlfriend and/or friends. 
4211Semen turns yellow after a certain amount of time. I learned this at the ripe old age of 15 when I wiped a 
4212Shoveling handfuls of ground beef into my gaping maw as my world of warcraft marathon entered its 15th hour
4213The 8th century An Lushan Rebellion reduced China's population by 66%, with 40 Million estimated casualties
4214Towels (decent ones) are retarded expensive. It's easier to hook up with a girl, steal hers, then dump her.
4215When I do my laundry, I just leave my clothes in the dryer and take them out as needed throughout the week.
4216I tell people when they come late to things they are Goku and Gohan etc. because they are all draggin balls
4217I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends?
4218LOOK I'M SORRY YOU'RE ALL RIPPED UP DOWN THERE BUT I TOLD YOU TO BE FULLY STRETCHED OUT BEFORE LAST SESSION
4219Found my moms wedding dress. Put it on and took photos wearing it. Then masturbated while still wearing it.
4220after cutting my toenails, I will pick up a big piece of nail off the floor and just chew on it for a while.
4221Because it is more than likely she is being coerced and exploited. Would probably be fine otherwise I guess?
4222Electricity costs me $0 because I live with my parents. [...] It's effectively an advance on my inheritance.
4223grew up poor and didn't see many big-screen TVs or even an HDTV until I was given my first 720p HDTV in 2006
4224I did masturbate sometimes, while we were both in bed, (while I was fantasizing about video game characters)
4225i dont think i could force it into a girls ass, but id have a hard time saying no to a willing underage girl
4226I fucked an orange, i put that dirty bitch into the microwave to get her nice and hot and then went to town.
4227I once went for about a month-and-a-half rotating the same three pairs of socks without washing any of them.
4228If a virus killed everyone on earth except registered reddit users, what would society look like in 5 years?
4229If she doesn't look like you've just punched her uterus into her lungs, then you're not doing it hard enough
4230Men are better than women. Men have stood above women for thousands of years, do you think it was just luck?
4231Moreover, how do you account for the correlation between testosterone and strong utilitarian decision making
4232My horse finally took care of me today. He ended up getting me to cum three times. I feel so much better ^_^
4233once stuck a pickle down my pants to get a bit of attention down there but the problem is that pickles leak.
4234Phew, I only ever lost sleep being afraid of real things (aliens) after watching Mars Attacks! when I was 9.
4235They said it couldn't be done. But what they failed to realize was that I do not have a life. Suck it, haha.
4236too lazy to go up stairs and go to the bathroom to take a piss, so I just decided to use the cats litterbox.
4237I remember being told that everytime you shave it off, it grows back thicker. Can't wait to see my new cock!
4238As I am trying to lose weight I rarely eat meat, and I have found that this basicly makes the scat tasteless.
4239I had this idea to request a fetish/movie never done in porn (or life) before: you may call it Scat Swapping.
4240I support gay rights, but I also support my right to say faggot whenever I choose. There is no contradiction.
4241I was 16, she was 13. We met online. I was the typical horny 16 year old and basically pressured her into sex
4242If anyone ever spots a cum stain (I also sometimes use jeans) I just tell them I was eating glazed doughnuts.
4243I'm a good suburban white girl with decent grades and a proud family, but I dont feel 'priviliged' in anyway.
4244It's just not fair that the anime girls with bodies built for penetration are the ones that aren't into dick.
4245I've got a magazine rack that's roughly 24" tall and 36" wide stacked full with Playboys sitting in the open.
4246She jumped up and hugged me, immediately beginning to shake against me as she made sissy milk in her diapers.
4247Why has god forsaken me? She's second only to Louise in characters that desperately need dicks in every hole.
4248Why would there be a 'black backlash' when Obama is not black? Obama is caucasian and he is an obvious fraud.
4249'i wish i cud gurgle all the spoog and munch all the poop in the umiverce so i culd be cum n shit master' - u
4250confuse your enemies by calling them CIS scum or asking if they've ever been to the moon without a rocket ship
4251Even though I support them and I think they deserve rights I'm tired of reading and talking about LGBT issues.
4252Her insides being filled and stretched mercilessly with every thrust, at first accompanied by painful outcries
4253I am confident that feminist culture is focused on rape to the point where feminism wouldn't exist without it.
4254I don't get why guys jizz into tissues when their dirty socks are right there and don't cost any money to use.
4255I get like a badge for revealing such an outstanding secret about the male penor and it's unlockable features.
4256I have no problem with vigilantism [like prison rape]. You have to do something when the justice system fails.
4257I went through a phase where I would act like I was falling, then catch myself by grabbing onto a girl's boob.
4258If sex robots ever become a feasible reality men will be able to get sex and romance without female horseshit.
4259if you claim to be for equality, why do you all hate men so much? Want to know why? Because you can't get one.
4260I'm not advocating murder here but [...] I wish there was a deranged shooter for every church goer in america.
4261Is there a book about a perfect, cheerful society? No love stories, just a positive society that always smiles
4262the holocaust never happened. Its fucking impossible and the jews arent above tricking the world for sympathy.
4263They're only serving black people food in the cafe for black history month. This is a vegan's worst nightmare.
4264we show each other stuff we've found on the internet, which often consists of me showing him SA posts I liked.
4265Who wants to be my irl friend to discuss chinese cartoons with pal? I live in NJ. I promise I won't murder you
4266You cannot rescue someone from a face tatto, it's like rescuing someone from a suicide, it's pretty permanent.
4267FOR PERHAPS THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, I HAVE WITNESSED ADEQUATE FISTING (PROLAPSED ANUS AS FASHIONABLE GLOVE)
4268I haven't had any interaction for so long that a text from a female friend caused me to vomit from excitement.
4269I entered an innuendo competition at the weekend, but unfortunately I wrote too many, so I had to rub one out.
4270girlfriend called but I told her I was busy studying for exams bought beer and ordered pizza rented borderlands
4271Hey guys whats the best way to make scrambled eggs? I feel like I always overcook mine so they taste like shit.
4272I once pushed a girl's hand away from my Penis during Dark Knight Rises because I was trying to desypher a line
4273I only ever change my boxers if and when there are visable shit stains in them, and they have to be pretty big.
4274I remember my grilled cheese phase, noting but grilled cheese for like 3 weeks. I got tired of shitting bricks.
4275I think two dudes sticking their wieners in each others buttholes is fucking gross. It probably smells bad too.
4276I'm a straight male, and I really want to have sex someday (virgin for now). I'm slightly disturbed by vaginae.
4277MILF used to mean something, now every 19 year old tramp considers themselves a MILF after they get knocked up.
4278My bed is a queen-size mattress I found next to a dumpster. 1/2 of it is broken so I use that as storage space.
4279So I go clean myself up, but there's still some crusty dried out shit left on the inside of my pants, and thus,
4280The inability to forgive and to reconcile with the South [led] to the enoble cause,' and the rise of the Klan
4281you can put them on your shelf next to your tyranid figures and no one will ever recognize it as a dragon dildo
4282Yup. I don't give a fuck about drone strikes because drones are awesome and so is raining hellfire on bad guys.
4283This is what I think every day Me: 'I have nothing to lose, Ill just try to talk to her.' Brain: 'Nope Umadbro'
4284if i had the choice of fucking your face or having sex w/ jessica alba, i'd shit on your lips and make u eat it
4285being an attractive white or asian woman is casual easy mode until you hit age 35-40 and your looks start to go.
4286Continuum was an AIDS denialism magazine. The magazine ceased publication after all of its editors died of AIDS.
4287Dude, you're being too rough. You got to go easy with the comb, and you have to cradle the tail while you do it.
4288How does looking at tits make you a pervert? Not looking at them would make you seem like a psychopathic weirdo.
4289I have just be informed by my mother that I need to get dressed and go to the store to buy cat food. Or else. :|
4290I tried doing the dishes and all i got for it was a grease clogged drain and more hairy shit growing in my sink.
4291It is very difficult to find an effective method of determining which people are "good enough" to have children.
4292my favorites probably being Closing Sister and Treat Her Like A Lady because they feature ATTRACTIVE early teens
4293ONE DAY I'll find you and slit your throat for making a piece of shit game, you better lock your doors at night
4294Sure it can. The kid knocked you out, because he/she was a little slut, hops up on your dick and takes pictures.
4295That's why women have two holes so close together. When they are drunk, you can carry them home like a six-pack.
4296What if there were two people on the moon and one killed the other with a rock, that'd be fucked up wouldn't it?
4297When I see a female character in a bikini I know I won't be able to take her seriously because she's just a slut
4298THE TROUBLE WITH GLENN BECK IS HE COULD NOT POSSIBLY SURVIVE EVEN 3% OF THE ATROCITIES I WANT TO COMMIT UPON HIM
4299i'm assuming that your a preteen in the u.s. with a cracking voice that has to hide his wet dream stained sheets
4300and? i dreamed about raping a 8 year old once, does this mean I should do that and society should just accept me?
4301During high school and even a couple years after, I kept trying to date this one girl and kept getting blown off.
4302Hey white feminists, just a friendly reminder that it was WHITE MEN who taught patriarchy to black men in the US.
4303horrible game unless you like to fill out job applications and claim that you used to be a haberdasher / investor
4304I was kidnapped by a pair of sexy bisexual lesbian satanists, with huge P-cup breasts and tight dripping pussies.
4305I've made her cry over it a couple times. Crocodile tears maybe, but the fucked up thing is it made me feel good.
4306Lmao normally I would say that's messed up but I poked holes in my roommates condoms before so I can't judge lol.
4307Outside of its oil reserves, the Middle East is largely a worthless cesspool of barbarism and bronze age beliefs.
4308Protip: licking a girls asshole takes practise. If you just go at it, you'll at most make her feel uncomfortable.
4309Seriously, calling white people efuckers' is just as worse as calling muslims eterrorists' and please stop it
4310some people sweat more than others... i personally feel i sweat less than others. therefore i dont need deodorant
4311There's never a good reason to add ketchup to anything, EVER, why do these faggots insist on ruining everything? 
4312They're hug pillows, you nigger. You cuddle with your waifu. Unless it's one of the H dakis, then you jack on it.
4313Well After saying "on the rape train" now all of the people around me think I'm a creep and wont even look at me.
4314Why are so many people who are pro-Gay Marriage against incestuous gay marriage? Don't the same arguments apply?
4315A hooker I have to pay every hour we have sex. A wife I have to pay for the ring and then I get the rest for free.
4316After I pee, I like to rub the palm of my hand over the tip of my penis and smell it for the next half hour or so.
4317asshole and the balls, so if you stretch your ass too far, you'll eventually cause permanent damage to those >_>).
4318I don't think he'd sign his official Nintendo manga with the same name he uses for his hardcore loli rape doujins.
4319I used the bra of a girl who friendzoned me and rubbed my cock between the two cups like I was being titty fucked.
4320If you have a great ass and have something written on your yoga pants... I'm gonna look, read and admire for a bit
4321I'm trying to say I fucking hate it when I walk past you with my DS in my pocket and you fuck around with my mii's
4322Imagine her crying for help while her youthful vagina gets penetrated for the first time, her tears freely flowing
4323It is only hard because they make it hard. Women for all intents and purposes seem to be the gate keepers for sex.
4324It's cool we can go back to my rape-dungeon another time. didnt go over well AT ALL!!! she was totally freaked out
4325I've started using a vacuum cleaner hose with the vacuum on as a fleshlight. Feels great, I heartily recommend it.
4326Nope. Banging a 16 year old boy as an adult makes you a certified creep and statutory rapist, but not a pedophile.
4327Obama can't executive order anything because he's not even an American citizen, and thus not really the president.
4328Skrillex is the voice of my generation. I consider him on the same level as Kurt Cobain in terms of artistic merit
4329That picture makes me want to give up my job as a preacher and become a cyber monk of celestial child penetration.
4330There've been too many snake oil salesmen that damaged natural medicine's reputation, very likely from Big Pharma.
4331what happens if you leave cum in someones butt? does it gets absorbed or it just waits there until you shit it out
4332Whats so racist about blackface? If I wear a vampire costume I wear make up so I look pale, what's the difference?
4333Why dont the worlds biggest assholes just die in jail like everybody else. Why does mandela have to be so special.
4334A woman's only intrinsic value is her ability to reproduce, and when she disrespects her body it is not attractive.
4335Haha, oh yeah. By the way would you like to pay more money for powerup rewards and a subscription to Game Informer?
4336Homosexuality is what feminists (cultural marxists) push on men as the only politically correct form of masculinity
4337I am the masterof my car. I am in charge of machinery. This is myBatmobile. Robin doesn't tell Batman where to go.
4338I don't want to start a mens' rights circle jerk, but... Ever notice how much woman-on-man violence there is on TV?
4339I offered a friend of mine $500 if she's sleep with me. She was offended enough that she hasn't spoken to me since.
4340In middle school, I found my grandmas [prosthetic] breasts, and titty fucked them to the shower scene in road trip.
4341It's just a series of chemical reactions to induce mating urges, so what gays experience cannot be defined as love.
4342People are saying that his devotion to WoW is a bad thing, but why isn't devotion to a partner just as bad a (cont)
4343Poor white people contribute to society. That's the beauty of white people, they can be poor, happy and crime free.
4344That reminds me, I havn't been inside of a bath or shower for over a year (I've been counting), let alone used one.
4345Who are the worlds fastest readers? World trade center employees, they went through hundreds of stories in seconds.
4346Anne wanted to kiss her friend, Jacque, and ask her if they could feel each other's breasts as a sign of friendship.
4347Fuck! WoW raids just won't be the same without 4-10 Twinkies to binge on. I'm not even joking here I really do this.
4348I described to her that our love was like Starcraft multiplayer, in the sense that it was really difficult at times,
4349I refuse to drink any wine except for this one brand of $6 per 3 liter bag/box white wine and only consume from bag.
4350I sell virtual hats to rich white kids to fuel my lifestyle of playing video games and diet of cigarettes and cereal
4351it's simply science saying that what women say they want and what their body tell us they want is not always in sync
4352just goto r/feminism , just look at what they, feminists, preach.You will find nothing there about the rights of men
4353My problem is I can't find a sufficiently subtle wallet that also bears a Decepticon logo. I got a theme to maintain
4354What's interesting is that you can scientifically disprove the Muslim God, but not the Judeo-Christian God. Observe:
4355I used to be a sadistic necrophiliac with a penchant for bestiality, but I realized I was just beating a dead horse.
4356Blacks and whites are NOT THE SAME. We have dog breads that show characteristics of its bred and no one questions it.
4357Damn I bet this girl is gonna be hot when she hits 18. Is there a countdown clock like there was for the olsen twins?
4358Did laundry by filling a large bowl with water, adding the shirts and some dish soap, and microwaving for 10 minutes.
4359Fuck you bitch ass shithead Mother fucked sperglord autistic basement dwelling needling wolf shirt betamale neckbeard
4360I don't think I've worn anything more than a poncho + boxers inside my own house for the entire time I've lived here.
4361I have been creeping a chick for 3 years and have only met her once. She should probably adjust her privacy settings.
4362I still don't understand the secular logic used to support blanket banning of incest It smells of a state of eugenics
4363I truly fear for the future of my great state of Texas with all these democrat-voting illegal immigrants flooding in.
4364I was in the middle of a raid and couldn't find an empty bottle so I artfully pissed out of the window from my chair.
4365People are always looking for external factors to blame their shortcomings on, and being a rape victim is a great one
4366That's the point. I don't want you to be able to fully enjoy games if you suck. Being a gamer used to be about skill.
4367This is a woman who can juggle tanks. Do you really think that any man on earth could pierce her hymen with his dick?
4368This is all the conditions I have according to my life experiences, diagnosed with many doctors or I found out myself
4369Words, really don't do this fart justice. My cheeks bloomed open like a spring flower, and I let forth a mighty trump
4370Would I be right in saying that this is the Nicolas Cage of video games? Because that's totally the vibe I'm getting.
4371Fapping becomes a mindless habit instead of pleasure. You grow bitter and more reserved in front of the opposite sex.
4372'Excuse me miss,' I started 'Could an adolescent boy masturbate onto a comatose patient's chest without being caught?'
4373How do I make rice stick together like the rice they serve in chinese restaurants? What kind o f rice they use anyway?
4374Okay. And if I use my 10 yr old cousin's pee will there be any hints in the pee that it came from a pre-puberty child?
4375you can force me to read to kill a mockingbird but i cant drink or own a gun? and they say prohibition died in the 30s
4376Had George Zimmerman been at the front door instead of some mechanical card reader those children would still be alive.
4377I bought a mini fridge for my upstairs computer/home theater room just so I didnt have to go downstairs to get a drink.
4378I WANNA FUCK YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL - A ROADKILLED ANIMAL WHAT I'M SAYING IS LAY DOWN IN THE ROAD AND LET ME DRIVE OVER YOU
4379I went through airport security half naked. Police were called. I will soon board my flight. I may make a habit of this.
4380In my 2-bedroom apartment, one bedroom was strictly for dirty clothes and anything else I didn't feel like putting away.
4381no means no, you self defeating twat. Women say that, but they can't parse it with their need to feel valued by pursuit.
4382Obviously he missed himself, you'd think a doctor would be able to kill himself with at least some amount of competence.
4383Our society could do with more sex workers to break down these stupid puritanical barriers we're all still living with.
4384Some backstory first. People describe me as smart but awkward sometimes, imagine a buffer Asian version of Michael Cera.
4385They taught me so much, like how to kill, have sex, summon demons, and they even unlocked secret power in me called PSI.
4386virgins menstruate? O_O theres so much i don't know about girls i thought they had that hymen thing blocking the way o_o
4387When I do have bags of trash I just leave them on the roof because the fourth floor is the top and there is no elevator.
4388Put my penis inside a dog once, never again I was young, mormon, and horny as fuck on a farm, no other way to explain it
4389Say what you like about these servicemen amputees from Iraq, but we're gonna have a fucking good Paralympic team in 2012
4390I KNOW IT'S ONLY THE FIRST DATE BUT GODDAMNIT QUIT BEING SUCH A FRIGID BITCH AND LET ME FILL YOUR CUNT WITH BROKEN GLASS
4391Actually, the only places where federal laws have any jurisdiction are Washington DC and the territories, not the states.
4392All women by nature are gold-diggers. It sounds harsh but there's no term that comes to my mind that describes it better.
4393As her hymen is pierced. Blood and vaginal fluids, which are being secreted from the unknown sensation, beginning to mix.
4394Can I just buy ramen flavor packets? I feel like I'm not getting enough salt from the one included in each thing of ramen
4395Females of Reddit, what visual cues indicate to you that you should avoid particular men even though you don't know them?
4396I asked my friend to kick me in the face while i was sliding down head-first to see if i could see stars like in cartoons
4397I thought expiration dates were how long it was supposed to stay on the shelves, not when it actually had to be consumed?
4398I thought it would be hot as hell to look at my self while smoking and jerking off... I also rubbed weed allover my dick.
4399I thought the red bumps and itchiness was indicative of an STD, weird because I'm a virgin. Turned out to be just bedbugs
4400It's just a bunch of man-children literally circlejerking while catcalling fictional girls and talking about their dicks.
4401Keep it. We don't want it anymore after realizing what you did to her and what you would have probably done to the pizza.
4402Not racist or anything, but the UK would seriously be way better if they closed off their borders entirely to immigrants.
4403She was too tight and the feeling of your johnson in a pincer vice isn't exactly going to be offset by the orgasm either.
4404This is the lowest of low-budget h-animes. It has not one frame of real animation: it's all still images, pans, and zooms
4405Wait all kidding aside, people seriously use a different shirt/sock every time? I'd run out of socks inside of two weeks!
4406We have made eye contact multiple times over the past few months. She is very pretty and I am 3x the size of anyone else.
4407given my context, im fuckin perplexed as fuck when people cant fathom you can be a femme masculine-identified woman. idgi?
4408I bought a remote-controlled dump truck at the toy store and use it to take piss bottles out of my room when they're full.
4409I completed my apprenticeship by paying homeless folks from the shelter :tenbux: a pop to let me tattoo them as I learned.
4410I let my weinerdog aggressively lick my boner... He got pretty into it at one point and I thought he was going to bite it,
4411I shat myself in high school. I kept it in my underwear and went to my lessons, only removing it once I arrived back home.
4412I went into the bathroom and hid the camera and recorded her. I then took the camera after she left and fapped to her ass.
4413Judging by all the errors in spelling on the posts from otaku, I've come to realize how much anime really rots your brain!
4414Long story short, Mice infested house, just decided to live with the mice rather than take the effort to exterminate them.
4415My people survived the Holocaust just fine, and that was much more recent than slavery, so blacks just need to suck it up.
4416otaku culture dissolved like a flower spreading pollen into the world. all the world has become a little bit otaku culture
4417any episode from ten to now is an abortion, which is awful to say, because that's an insult to all undead fetuses out there
4418Boxers and socks are the only articles allowed in my living space. Females, this includes you. Get over it and grab a beer.
4419hey can you un nerf THE FUCKING SNIPER U FUCKING CUNT WTF WHY DID U DO THIS IM GOING 2 KILL YOU! DICK HEAD FUCKING DIE!!!!!
4420I did not buy condoms, so I contracted a fun disease which made me and Excalibur sad (and occasionally bloody) for a while.
4421Ideally, the perfect band for me would be a band that can seamlessly mix my two favorite genres: psychobilly and math rock.
4422It's not easy to be a monster in a world full of not monsters. I wish I could help. I wish I could make it easier for you.
4423My dog started noticing my dick and proceeded to lick it. I tried to get my dick back onto his nose but my dog was too fast
4424Notice the female's body go limp as the Female Privilege leaves her body as soon as the male's fist connects with her face.
4425Sadly the only one that told a compelling story was a NSFW My Little Pony fanfic which involved a bunch of strange fetishes
4426we could never find a lighter so we got a stupidly long extension cord for the toaster so we could take it outside with us.
4427When I was 15 or so, I decided that I wanted to be English. I described myself as a gay man trapped in the body of a woman.
4428Women who steal semen, or falsely report that they are on birth control, should be charged with gross fraud and negligence.
4429My 6yr old daughter asks me embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she asked me 'Is that the best you can do?'
4430Coca-cola, 8 cans a day. Weed, half a gram a day. Sex, 4+ hrs of pornsites and camgirls a day (sometimes literally 3x that).
4431Every time I piss there is some pee leaking out, this marinates throughout the day and starts to smell like fish eventually.
4432Evolution has molded men to be attracted to larger breasts, because they can serve as an indicator of how fertile a woman is
4433Except men can continue having sex and having kids well into old age, women know they have to have it locked down by like 28
4434if there's no napkins or paper towels nearby, I jizz in drink containers that I occasionally leave lying around for a while.
4435Look at some of the conflicts that were and are occurring in the failed states of Africa This is the baseline nature of man.
4436Needing to shit while in the shower, but being too lazy to get out, so I shit in my hand and drop it straight in the toilet.
4437Show me a physically attractive female and her single male friend and I'll show you a guy that would fuck her if she offered
4438take great joy in spending hundreds of dollars on porn commissions, then telling the artist not to show it to anyone but me.
4439the black community is reduced to pulling the race card instead of addressing facts. Of course its racist to point out facts
4440The female push for equality passed way over the line, and treating women like they're special is destroying male confidence
4441the newest games in the market targeted to the new generation no longer require any brain power, unlike classics like tetris
4442The weirdest thing I ever masturbated to was Adam Sandler moaning like a woman having an orgasm on one of his comedy albums.
4443I failed my biology exam. The question: Name something commonly found in cells. Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
4444She would have kept going for a makeout session but I pussed out n left. I told her her lips wer subtle and was a great kiss
4445I'm not actually all that big on sex, and a woman in a wheelchair is totally like a mermaid. So I'd be getting my rocks off.
4446And fuck you if you call me a zebra after ive corrected you a million times just cause you cant DECIPHER the wolfish features
4447as long as it's not porn or anything I can see the nice things in furry art. Ponies, though, yeah, that shit can get annoying
4448I don't believe in "ancient aliens" per se, preferring the biblical narrative which can be construed as dimensional entities.
4449I just ate a 7-11 TV dinner style thing with a pair of needle-nosed pliers because I couldn't be arsed to find my chopsticks.
4450i like to keep an emergency bag of goldfish crackers on the shelf under my monitor, mouse & keyboard so i always have at hand
4451I loved twintails ever since I was a little kid and I have always liked retarded comedies like Milky Holmes and Akibaranger. 
4452I piss in my back yard more than I piss in a toilet. This is a great bonding experience for me, my cats and potential guests.
4453If someone is accounting I may well call him an accountant. What am I supposed to call someone who is bitching? Enlighten me.
4454if you manage to get BET taken off the air, I think we'll see a lot more young black people wanting to be doctors and lawyers
4455It is fallacious to believe any service provided by the government including law enforcement, couldn't be provided privately.
4456My roommate used my shampoo, so it only seemed fair to wake him up at 4 in the morning with the Lucky Star OST on full blast.
4457Sometimes if I forget to pay the water bill I say fuck it and when i need to shit I use the lint tube in the apartment drier.
4458The story isn't that important, this show is great because of visuals and the atmosphere. I don't even care about fanservice.
4459There is little evolutionary advantage for the human female to have interesting thoughts or to care about ideas that resonate
4460thing is people dont accept my friend requests due to my name and idiotic profile and since i dont want to change any of that
4461What if I told you 90% of casual interaction between men and women is the guy trying to get the girl to have to sex with him.
4462when I enter a public bathroom for a shit and all the cubicles are full, I'll wash my hands first while waiting, to save time
4463And thus because she can't control her own emotions, we label the man a creep because the emotions she feels she doesn't like.
4464Anybody who thinks for 3 seconds knows why it's better to be a slave in the Antebellum South than work in a Chinese sweatshop.
4465Anyone know of a site where I might be able to find anime pajama shorts? I need a new pair and all I can really find are tees.
4466Creepy is way too overused. I feel like a lot of women just apply it to any random unattractive guy who tried to talk to them.
4467I am too lazy to lift the seat on the toilet so I just piss and if anything splashes up on it I just wipe it off with my sock.
4468I have a glue cellar under my house, it's floor to ceiling 1980's rubber cement because that stuff will knock you on your ass.
4469I was playing GTA V recently and the stripper I got her phone number from wouldn't answer my calls and it made me feel lonely.
4470I went from using my dirty laundry as cum rags to just blowing my load directly on top of the laundry hamper, I still do this.
4471I'm also going along with disliking the extreme cleanliness standard The truth is we're letting our immune systems wither away
4472I've been spraying acetone on my dick, which is fun, the first time it made my dick feel hot, like the fire of a thousand suns
4473Meals are eaten every 4-5 days. Time between meals is beer and giant blocks of cheese eaten with a huge fucking hunting knife.
4474My mom has gotten so grossed out from my diet that she has started making me cook all of the meat that I possibly can outside.
4475My previous slave was also my wife, she stopped wanting the slave aspect of the relationship after a few years, and I tried to
4476No time for caution!!! Fuck now!! bleed and scream later!! they can putt it back on o.=.o or... grow it back... right? ah well
4477I don't want to be an alcoholic, but the fact remains it's only when I'm drunk that I could possibly get intimate with a girl.
4478I have no problems with licking the vagina. I like to gut fish so any fishy smell won't bother me if she has imperfect hygiene
4479As a genderfluid otherkin, I find the lack of mention of our gender identity offensive and I would like you to please apologize
4480As a political minority on these forums you need to respect my rights. In other words, check your non-fascist privy, oppressor.
4481he swam awkwardly for the door to open it sending a tidal wave of white sticky spunk into the hallway while he lied on his back
4482I also sometimes wipe my mouth-crust off on my shirt's shoulder and forget about it. That too is unfortunately very noticeable.
4483I host trivia at bars/restaurants. Black people, do me a favor and NOT play. You suck at trivia. This isn't racist, it is fact.
4484If you want to play this game with one hand, in bed, lying in awkward positions and covered in cheetos, this is the app to get.
4485She's very sexual in nature, I've read her personal journals and wowza, superfreak indeed, so I'm not worried about the future.
4486Sure you see razor burn and stretch marks more but it is 100% better than regular porn. I can't even watch non HD porn anymore.
4487The doctors are the ones who recommended us into an epidemic of obesity, diabetes, and heart attacks in the first fucking place
4488Won't someone think of the rights of a black teen to pummel a Hispanic man and make him fear for his life without getting shot?
4489God is a place you'll wait for the rest of your life, conversely,buddha is more of an abstract concept with little geographical
4490I compulsively run my fingers through my pubic hair while I'm fully clothed - it has gotten me in trouble at least once at work
4491I listen to digimon OST and like, music made BY furries. I don't listen to any good music because thatd make me less furry. ^.^
4492I mean blacks are stronger, asians are smarter, and whites are just in the middle. I think race works like the breed of animals
4493I realized that all the time I wasted dealing with people and their bullshit problems and emotions could be better spent online
4494I think women are, irrational, inconsiderate, and shouldnt be allowed to go out to eat in large groups without male supervision
4495It felt like the first time I touched a girls breast in the backseat of a car. You're a good controller, you sexy thing, you.
4496Ive been all over the country, and it seems that black women are just fucking loud, rude, and obnoxious no matter where you go.
4497I've only made it through like 4 hours of shoah because i keep falling asleep when i watch it. does that make me anti-semitic??
4498My grandmother gave me $1000 this year.I told my family I was putting it into savings but I just spent every last penny on Lego
4499no matter what calamities we may face, that we...are...INSEPARABLE!OUR HEARTS BEAT AS ONE, UNITED BY OUR LUST FOR ANIMAL COCKS.
4500wtf i have used the company for yers and paid for the gaurntee and I receicved a letter from the irs ans I had to pay them $428
4501Crossfit women are pretty much the only reason that I enjoy Crossfit.And if anything, we should make them do the Workouts naked
4502eugenics is a good thing it could cure cancer possibly even make our entire race stronger&smarter.The possibilities are endless
4503Ever since running out of toilet paper 2 months ago Ive been driving 5 minutes to the nearest gas station to use their bathroom
4504Folks, Ive said it before, and Ill say it again; this kind of anti-white garbage is only acceptable because of cultural marxism
4505I forgot about the water bill so the water is currently turned off.I solved this problem by buying 20, 52 cent gallons of water
4506I love how Zooey Deschanel is in Toronto doing concert gigs and suddenly thinks she's Prince w/ the 'no cell cameras' policy. 
4507I need to wash my bedsheet but there's a hole in it and if I wash it the whole thing will rip open like a virgin on promnight
4508I occasionally hold in my poo for a few days and then let it go in my pants on purpose.I masturbate during or immediately after
4509I would like to find the porn cluster within the Chinese area, anyone know a starting point?For research purposes only ofc
4510It's gay because I say so and I'm a gigantic shitposting faggot who literally cannot stop taking it up the ass. I am also a jew
4511My bedroom got so smelly&infested w/bedbugs/roaches I had to seal it off form the rest of the house Now I sleep in the kitchen
4512My Friend is single and looking for someone ... a girl with a Girl fursouna ... everyone please... send her... message on skype
4513My new roommate is really messing up my masturbation routine with his morning loudness How do I politely tell him to fuck off
4514No, I almost never rage. I understand that it fuels them. Usually I just type something like ): or )_: in the chat,nothing more
4515Our family's shitty Christmas presentation was my underachiever brother coming out as a transexual, thanks for that one bro.
4516Pale girls are WAY cuter than tan girls, imho. I want my women to look like they been locked in a dungeon for the last 10 years
4517The Protomen are the high point concert for me. Every show has been a super-positive workout for me like an Andrew WK show
4518we're already covered in ice cream, sweat, half-frozen fruit, and pussy juices, so a little more exercise probably won't hurt
4519yeah, not much i could find though. i guess it's funnier when it's an itanium believer saying it, should have mentioned that.
4520You're like the people who insist that we landed on the moon but they never bother to look at the evidence against it.
4521Cute and awesome packaging promises lots of fun and adventure-and we love Sonic items-but I'd pass on this one if I were you! 
4522Exactly. First we have to pay for their welfare and EBT cards, and then they come to us looking for more free candy? Pathetic.
4523He's such hot horse. I'd mount dat sweet rump, rim that tight as fuck hole in a heartbeat(I just hope its nice n musky*drools*
4524i got a 8k and 3 were reflect headshots but the demo broke and i had to go to bed because it was picture day at school tomorrow
4525If we go around telling victims that they're doing nothing wrong, they won't learn how to be aware of their own actions
4526I'm gonna be in for Tokyo 3 weeks I must decide between taking a 3DS or Vita Would bringing a 3DS be more accepted there?
4527it also took close to 300 dollars to take it down the contractor gave me the weirdest look ever when he walked into the room
4528Our language is relative to the complexity of our lives. If dogs had a civilization, their barks and growls would be poetry too
4529It's amazing how the the human mind does not process the the fact I used the the word "the" twice each time in this sentence.
4530When eating, I'll wipe my hands on my socks rather than walk somewhere and get a paper or cloth towel.
4531D&D is probably one of the most rational and intelligent ethical and political think-tanks in the world.
4532Down syndrome, autism, developmentally challenged, maybe even smaller things like needing glasses should be sterilized.
4533i only met one person who has read Heinlein and disliked it;He was a fan of John Steinbeck, and THAT I simply CANNOT understand
4534I get almost uncontrollably horny around menstruating women, even if I do not know they are on the rag. I love bloody sex!
4535I can easily claim the aliens being black in color is racist, and right away that sounds like the less ridiculous argument.
4536i have played hours and hours of CS matches where a guy is on the mic jerking it,  we usually end up rooting for him eventually
4537I went a lil crazy and started ranting for like an hour about Megaman to my coworkers, all of whom now probably think Im crazy
4538I spent a period of time not showering, the final driving force to me taking a shower was my hands breaking out into hives
4539sometimes I just cant find time to shower. I put on clean clothes and deoderant in the mornings, and dont notice a smell at all
4540You know I don't get why people rape old ladies.  yeah dominance and stuff, but who wants to stick their dick in an old lady.
4541Africa is the only land mass in the world that could be purified of all human life and the planet would actually be better off.
4542I am fully pro-choice until feminists concede reproductive parity. Until then, I will be trying to get roe v wade repealed.
4543Pissed in empty bottles out of laziness,made condiment sandwiches,fabreze-laundering,thats about it.Nothing too crazy, I guess.
4544So today I met this BEAUTIFUL girl in a store. Her voice was so angel like and she looked gorgeous. It was a dream come true.
4545As a guy I can say for a fact there is no female friendzone, even if you are my best friend, if you are hot, I would bang you.
4546As humans we should be required to pass both a physical and intellectual test in order to contiune having the privilege of life
4547Chomsky's the reason people in America care about Indonesian massacres, and the main source for justifying Communist atrocities
4548if you have species identity problems you won't understand why people do anything, much less find other people attractive
4549Get a transparent condom, and put it over the alarm when you want to smoke. My friend does this and it works every single time
4550I have converted my roommate to the way of nachos for dinner,nachos for breakfast,nachos for lunch. salsa counts as a vegetable
4551I just got into a forever alone mood again...over an anime...because of a cartoon romance that takes place in a virtual reality
4552I pee and shit with the door open, and front door is opposite to the bathroom door. Wife has come home to some lovely sights.
4553I used to reuse the same jerk off shirt. Sure I never wore it, but I used it over and over for like a week or two to clean up.
4554Men do not have the options woman have, woman have way more choices and im tired of being oppressed because I am a white male.
4555So, I blew $600, walked a mile, twisted my ankle, and risked my life in a bad neighborhood all for a stripclub. It was worth it
4556Sometimes when I am in a rush I'll make a 1500-1700 calorie shake by just blending an 6 eggs, some turkey bacon, and oatmeal
4557stop this trade before i salt your heads in smegma and squat on you until you're shoulder deep in my plum pudding love cave 
4558youre in for a big surprise when you begin to realize how anti-white college grads will be trained to be in the next few years.
4559i have no exp. with men so there is some sexual confusion between men and women right now - who i want an emotioinal bond with
4560fucked a jar of peanut butter... It's messy and it felt good exceptc I used chunky and it cut my dick and I got an infection.
4561I don't really look forward to the act of sex. I look forward to ejaculating inside a female. It will be an affirmative act.
4562I was an attendee at a hotel party.There were a few ladies there so the hunt was on from the moment the bottles started popping
4563Its like getting the chance to feast on the best Kraft Dinner meal you've ever had and then getting stuck with Walmart crap
4564Trying to shoo nature away is why kids are being taught creationism. Also PUAs and MRAs being the new bogeymen here is annoying
4565when I was young I was a top commentator on Yahoo Answers on the categories Photography and Weddings
4566I locked my keys in my car outside an abortion clinic.Turns out they get really pissed when you go in and ask for a coat hanger
4567thinking nobody should be allowed to make rape jokes because SOME people get offended by it is politically correct censorshipBS
4568Esports audience is young, horny males. Nothing will change the fact that there biologically programmed to think about sex 24/7
4569I have placed a giant mirror where a giant mirror does not belong simply so I could sit on the toilet and still watch TV.
4570man tries a dating site finds a girl and talks to her finding out her boobs are F's so he smiles knowing what hes getting into
4571My guess is someone who shot a guy for being gay also wants to fuck their sister.You'd probably be crowned king of the rednecks
4572Sometimes I wont bother using a fork to eat a steak, and eat it like it's a hamburger to save having to wash one more fork.
4573Thanks to Tibia a lot of Brazilian gamers have this 'us against them' mentality and fucking hate Polish people. 
4574The difference between what a worker expends to do the work and what they receive in compensation is profit for the worker.
4575There are cum stains in my Grandia 2 instruction booklet. Back then I thought Millenia had the biggest boobs imaginable
4576there are exceptions to this belief but its just extremely appearant to me that women can't operate a vehicle as well as men.
4577Women still have penis envy in that they aren't satisfied w/the privileges they do have in society and want the ones men have.
4578Does PMS play a role? Women who tend to become emotionally distraught during their duty could become liabilities during combat.
4579during my morning dump I blow my nose onto my bath mat that's in front of my toilet It has so many white stains on it
4580Guns are used to defend our property&our faith&our freedom&they are essential to living the way God intended for us to live
4581his girlfriend deserved it tho. figured if she was going to cheat in me with my roommate I was going to make it fun for me to..
4582he want see me die, i suported a lot humillation...a lot shame...but im not surrender...warrior lycans never surrender...
4583I love collecting that "period juice" in a jar and pranking people with it.I fill balloons with it and throw them off buildings
4584I think it would have made a bit more sense for America to get more in natural resources [from Iraq] for overthrowing Saddam
4585jobs to sniff out&prevent terrorist attacks the reasons why terrorists exist and why they want to attack the US
4586peasants surviving off grains&gruel ended up some level of skinny while the wealthy eating much more meat were in better shape
4587The Chief came and stabbed Ness right in the heart, instantly killing him. Ness was angry because of this and killed the chief
4588the worst part about this is he never got the chance to play the games he was looking forward to or the next gen consoles
4589YOU SLAMMED HER! YOU DUNKED HER DONUTS! YOU GAVE HER DOG A SNAUSAGE. YOU STUFFED HER LIKE A THANKSGIVING TURKEY!!
4590Are there any good companies that sell loveslavemaidwifes? Because honestly, end of the day, there is a certain appeal to that.
4591fuck bitches there's always bigger and better, don't let them get you down. There's 3.5 billion of those things crawling around
4592I actually keep a record of my fapping. It's my 2nd most used series (the 1st, coincidentally, is My Little Pony).
4593I created a second fb account and added all the freaky girls from my old friends list and sent them videos of me wacking off
4594I expect it'll be practical for anyone not dirt poor to just print a 3D gun,and there isn't much the government can do about it
4595I get rejected way more than I don't but it doesn't stop me from asking the next girl to put her mouth around my penis.
4596The way i see it is I'm not going to buy a game/sleep with a girl rated 1-5/10 so I may as well bundle them all into one score
4597I have a folder hidden within my computer. In this folder are roughly 10GB of pics saved from attractive friends' Facebooks
4598I really doubt that a girl who has had sex with 50 dudes is stable, emotionally solid, or good to be in a relationship with
4599I have smelled so bad at work they have actually stopped me from my duties&requisitioned me a new shirt&deodorant
4600I live someplace where a gay guy was shot for being gay. what do you think theyd do if they knew I watched no game no life
4601If you got hit anywhere with a metal pole it'd fuckin' hurt. An uppercut across vagina probably hurts about the same as armpits
4602Just because I'm not a bleeding heart for starving Africans does not mean I lack empathy I care about myself my race&my nation
4603no table, so lots of weed was dropped and scrounged off. Weed wasn't abundant, we usually rolled with floor scraps and roaches
4604Sometimes I order 50+ Chicken Wings and eat them inside five minutes, allowing the  hatred to saturate my ranch-stained face.
4605There arent alot of acomplishments in life I can think ofbut one stands out:Make a diffrence in the Unreal Tournament community
4606were the ones driving technological development, what do blacks contribute to mankind? nothing, just look at the pathetic GDP
4607William Pierce dreamed of using his church to unite all white males in the world to lead them to becoming Aryan supermen
4608A diner that refuses to feed minorities would prob show more profit due to less comped meals,less broken equipment, less theft
4609Aaactually ... there IS someone in real-life capable of these same amazing feats of anal strechiness WITHOUT relying on Depends
4610Am I the only one who's going to defend this guy? There always have been and always will be pedophiles.You shouldn't judge them
4611I'll read more on Manning but I still think hes a traitorous piece of shit who'd be willing to shoot me in the back for a meal
4612seems women don't like it when you treat them the same as you'd treat anyone else: mounds of skepticism and a healthy distrust.
4613Avoided paying for heat in first apartment by running hot water nonstop through a salvaged car radiator&put a box fan behind it
4614Can you give me 1 reason why anyone would give a fuck that someone had been killed in the house they are considering buying
4615Color me shocked that it's a spook stealing. They bitch about racism, when 90% of their people are loud,obnoxious,and criminals
4616Haha, my wife found out how much I bought mine for on eBay. Needless to say I'm cut the fuck off from phones for while.
4617I don't hate blacks, but if you're black and I don't know you I'm going to be on guard and watching my shit when you're around.
4618I had a case of swampass, and instead of walking to the bathroom I wiped my ass with a pair of underwear&threw it in the laudry
4619I stick a lonely finger down my pants and smell my balls from time to time, like any real man does.they usually smell like tuna
4620If a girl blossoms quickly, she is going to be attractive at a young age. Theyre still minors, but at the peak of their hotness
4621If you go to a job interview and theres a Hispanic or an African American person trying for the position you should just leave
4622Im a young guy teaching 12th grade. Theyre legal. I know it, they know it. Looks are exchanged. No shame, honestly.
4623I'm engaged and haven't had sex in over two years with a wedding still 11 months away I dont get the joy of heavy petting
4624Ive got these urges to live in a primitive cabin, and write.Nothing else, except draw porn XD And listen to awesome dance music
4625My biggest nightmare is to get raped by a bunch of guys and one woman, who gets pregnant afterwards with my kid
4626Thats why teaching is a good job for women, they dont need a salary to support a family & they get the same hours as their kids
4627The Holocaust never ended. It starts every time you pass in front a farm or a butchers shop and you say theyre just animals
4628would be fucking AWESOME if the FBI cites Reddit in an official report as to the ones that led to the apprehension wouldn't it?
4629A perfect standard would not criminalize infanticide, & it would treat someone else's baby like the killing of a beloved pet
4630Care to join us in discussing the effectiveness of US aircraft vs Iranian anti-aircraft defenses&other aspects of the conflict
4631Falsely accuse a good young man of rape -> he goes directly to jail & you collect $1,500,000 Check your privilege, ladies
4632I like a slab of steak the size of a toilet seat, massive and marbled! [Such a distinguished metaphor, such class and style!]
4633for six years straight it'd be hell trying to track her down I got a lot of excuses but the worst was when I didnt get a reason
4634Fuck that Skylar cunt. I saw her in an old Seinfeld episode as one of Jerrys gf & Breaking Bad conditioned me to hate her
4635i am a local politician and i just want to lick this fucking huge lollipop without people photgraphing me and ruining my career
4636I am a nerd,a video and board gamer,a scifi lover and a DnDer.And a genderfluid cock-having cum-swallowing sissy submissive pet
4637I consider Jefferson to be the ultimate founding father but few people care what he did except having sex w/ a woman he owned
4638I figured if I could blast off for a year to the same JPG, I could handle being married, since that's what it's like.
4639I have 2 pairs of slacks which I alternate wearing to work every day. Dry clean only, which means they have never been washed
4640I have determined that Abe has banned somebody on Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, or Boxing Day every year since 2009, inclusive.
4641I have jerked off in several schools. In photo class (the dark room). In a laundromat when it was empty I came in a dryer
4642I hired a meth-head mother & daughter team from Craigslist to clean the house in sexy maid outfits but they weren't even hot
4643I was awake for 72 hours after tweaking on salts for the first time, until my computer screen burnt-out from me porning so hard
4644I wish Hitler targeted islam and not Judaism. I purposefully didn't capitalize islam.Fuck allah the faggot and the PoS mohammed
4645I'm in my 20's and ngl, sometimes I catch myself staring at adolescents and subsequently try to look away some are hot as fuck
4646Its rare for me to find myself attracted to an underage chick, in this case with the 14 yo girl, it was personality attraction
4647just cuz som1's a Nazi doesnt mean they're "evil" if you can define it, Its like saying som1 black must be good at basketball
4648Ke$ha aint rock you fucking idiots You cant believe how angry this shit makes me there's no hope for popular culture/music
4649maybe instead of abortion just hysterectomy?less political correctness would go a long way in this world Savagery has its perks
4650my bachelor project is to take energy drink and somehow refine it down into a more raw form,to have a concentrated energy syrup
4651Once when my girlfriend was arguing with me, I pulled my dick out and slapped he with it a few times in a really demeaning way
4652See this has to be about racism, because otherwise they might be forced to admit that Zimmerman might not have been right
4653she touches my balls for the whole 4 hours of trip, she is obsessed with my balls, kisses were rare,all she wanted was my balls
4654this is a good place to ask what subreddit has a bunch of chicks with animal ears on their heads & animal tails up their asses?
4655Used all plates mugs dishes glasses&everything else I had As my last resort I drank out of flower vase and ate out of Colander
4656What's with Japan lately?They hate lolicons&ephebophiles?What next,will they arrest everyone at the sushi bar for eating sushi?
4657when I'm having sex w/ my gf I pretend it's her mother cause of my mature fetish I wank 2/3x /day thinking of sex w/ her mother
4658Why do so many black people talk the way they do? (you know what I'm talking about) I'm not racist! I just find it irritating.
4659You replaced a jerkrag? Bitch I got the same one since middle school. Fucker's so stiff people think it's been fucking BRONZED.
4660Bunch of whores who were asking for it.Women can't take responsibility for their actions&invented some crap called rape culture
4661A poncho's a good compromise between my dislike for wearing clothes indoors and my roommates desire to not see me naked all day
4662All modern conveniences were invented to give women an easier time. Electric stove,birth control,microwave oven,indoor plumbing
4663tread lightly, some serious fear-based feminism lurks here Hitting a girl won't get u much sympathy from a lot of these dorks
4664Also, blacks usually don't tip; if they do it's well below the norm. Its not racist to speak of experience. Facts aren't racist
4665Am I the only one thats thought of going to a Wal-mart black friday opening just to punch everyone as the doors open?
4666if as you're using a sharp, clean knife not cutting very deep and taking care of the wounds cutting isn't really bad for you
4667buying some golf cleats? bet U high society FUCKS like to step on each others COCKS with these. i own this foot locker. 
4668It's time I finally came out of the stable. I am a BRONY. Part of a community that lives by the lessons of magic and friendship
4669Filled dollarstore squirtguns with piss&handed them out at a show for a band who stole a bottle of beer from my place
4670Girls prefer some traits in guys because they say that the guy will protect&ensure healthy, genetically preferable offspring
4671Her lack of femininity just drives me up the wall. In our time dating she's worn make up three times never worn a skirt/dress
4672How hard have we tried human/cetacean communication?Like, have we tried holding a fish in front of a dolphin and saying "fish"?
4673I browse reddit for hours a day, before that I was a Warcraft addict. Before that it was FF11, before that it was Runescape
4674Icant even imagine a violin small enough to play for this asshole and I have an understanding of distances on a subatomic level
4675I could have had sex with them but it would not have been ok with me emotionally; because I feel they're vapid&unintelligent
4676I don't know how to wash my clothes but Ive found that wearing them twice before febreezing&wearing them again works p well
4677I drink beers that are delivered to me on my couch via my internet-controlled fridge coz i dont want to stand up to get drunk.
4678I stared at her for a very long time before I gave upbecause that plaid uniform was just too sexy for me to introduce myself to
4679I have a fascination with poop.I don't eat it or anything,but I kinda want to poop on a girls chest and have sex. Anal,ofc
4680I jerk off by lying down  in bed and humping the mattress.I finish in my boxers and lie there with my underwear full of cum
4681I play games 24/7. I wont get up until my butt is soaked in sweat from clenching my cheeks hoping I dont poop in my chair
4682I used to spend the night at a friend's house I'd feel up his sister (2 years younger than me we were both<18) in her sleep
4683I want to be able to be as racist as I want. Everyones racist in some way, I just want to be able to use slurs and tell jokes.
4684I want to fucking die, it's like I'm exhaling through my ASS. Continuous loud yelling moans are destroying my asshole.
4685I was eating pizza in the park&this stoned black guy walked up to me I didnt know what to do so I gave him my pizza&bolted
4686I wash my sheets every 3rd gf not counting 1 night stands I find it funny how much they would freak out if they ever found out
4687sissies, feminization, cuckold, crossdresser, crossdressing, drag, queer, gender bending, genderqueer, boi, gurl, femdom, D/s
4688I'd watchsimply for entertainment value, But it wouldn't turn me on. bestial sexual encounters are more common than you'd think
4689If women want to be treated equally, then court systems should not be skewed in their favor.Also men should be able to hit wome
4690if i  dont find at least 1 tiny box of raisins in your fanny pack, ur a fuckin poser and will be stripped of the pack/privilege
4691If I've had my underwear on too long and I don't want to do laundry, I'll just shove a paper towel down there for a while
4692if th game includes RPing rape fantasies (sometimes the case in WoW) then e looking for willing partner isnt always a problem
4693If you have friends that react badly to offhandedly getting messaged, 'It's rape time, bitch'...you need better friends
4694I'm a sex addict who needs a fleshlight so my gf can leave the bedroom, go to work, etc. I "used" it to the point of ripping it
4695I like smelly girls&I don't sniff my mom's panties but any others I come across....fair game especially roommate's girlfriends
4696I'm very happy that there are women pilots, but, ladies, cant you at least not create lawsuits that ruin all our fun?
4697It would be the easiest means. Other means involve rejection dating courting&so on all of which  require energy&effort somehow
4698It's a ccg, visual novel and touch the anime girl all over game and that's why this is a really good mobile game
4699Ive stopped fantasizing about getting a girlfriend because love is a distraction thats keeping us from completing our real goal
4700Most feminists seem tome to want rape,which is why they keep making shit up and pretending that things that arent rape are rape
4701My eyes turn colors based on my mood. when I get happier, they tend to get lighter. They also get darker as I get angrier
4702My shotgun hangs on the bed in a special mount Ithas extended magazine for 7 rounds I dont keep a round chambered thats stupid
4703Ragging on Zombies is one thing, but shitting on ninjas for no fucking reason? Fuck you, man. Take some time off.
4704Sometimes I eat Nutella straight from the jar with a spoon Also salsa dip If I run out of chips first, out comes the spoon
4705Squirting is more kinky while fucking cause in porn movies I see on YouPorn, the guy pulls out when the girl is about to squirt
4706Thats why I cant take the feminism movement seriously any more. If they were serious, they would use a more gender equal term
4707The diff between him&Kaga'll probably be like Kirk&Picard but instead of StarTrek theyre on Gundam&the Gundams are made of food
4708ont time I overheard one large black man say to another "Sometimes a nigga can't get enough waffles"
4709The Nazis hadgood ideas.Old people should have to go to the doctor & wait in line for the gas chamber. They're a waste of space
4710The only thing she didn't have on her was fat chick porn. I really like chubby girls so I had to  find it all again on my own.
4711Theres just something about a pre-teen girl that works for me.I cant explain it-the same way you cant explain your own fetishes
4712There is no good reason for the stigma against pedophilia,as sex between children & adults is not intrinsically harmful to kids
4713There is no way to stop the rapes in Africa It's as ingrained in their culture as using a fork & spoon at the table is in ours
4714this bitch was just digging through the cockpit like a hog sniffing out any dried cum on magazine pages in hidden compartments
4715Through her I might have the capacity to forgive the world and care for someone else ... to be clear, she has a bf and hates me
4716today's feminized society caters to women so much that they do not develop past the self-protective  stages of ego development.
4717Standard rape is when it happens to someone saying no or unable to say No. I don't classify people younger than 2.5 as people.
4718Turned off the heat in the house opened the doors&hauled snow inside to turn the stairs into askihill to test my new ski boards
4719Was playing pokemon one day & had a random hard on. So i jerked it to one of the female characters that was wearing a bikini
4720We are paying for the weak to live long enough to reproduce multiple offspring of similar disposition. Idiocracy is here now
4721my last two PCs had trails of semen exactly the way you described. I always wondered if anyone noticed - I thought it was funny
4722When black people complain about their ancestors being slaves I tell them to be grateful because of what they were rescued from
4723when I go to bed, I swirl my finger around my pooper to clean out the little pieces of toilet paper, and then sniff my fingers.
4724When you play in WoW you use some time maybe get some epics out of it. When you play with a girl, you get emotional dependency,
4725women are worst pregnant &bring pregnant teen prostitute daughters They hope pop out brood /American soil&gain citizenship
4726Women dont understand what its like to only be valued for what you can provide a woman. They only love what you can give them
4727Liking yuri is a prerequisite for playing. Please use the suicide booth located at the exit so your disease does not spread.
4728I don't like J.K. Rowling, even though I've never read a single word she's written. She's always struck me as kind of a bitch
4729i feel like i have imaginary wings stretching with me as i stretch,i often feel like im breathing fire when mad,am i otherkin?
4730they were already born though. shoving a coat hanger up her cunny and scraping the half breed out would be different.
4731Two halloweens ago my girlfriend and I did an SS Officer / Holocaust victim couples costume thing. It was great.
4732Name any point in your life when your seduction technique includes breaking the legs of a lesser being and sucking out the meat
4733That actually dosen't sound to like a bad idea to et yourself motivated. I was thinking of copying this arakune cosplay 
4734That nigga is good actually. I often listen to this music because of that nigga become kawaii and those LINE characters lol.?
4735A brother suddenly finds out that his sister is a hardcore fit chick and is plunged into the world of female body building.
4736Jeez dude, stop replying for your sake. Ive never seen so many essays from one person about their experience living with autism
4737Amy working at  nite club has std. be careful do not go ner this animil she will get people to sleep With Her and give them std
4738There is a rip in our world allowing people from another world to come to ours. We will team up and become heroes. Anime heroes
4739Japanese people expect Westerners to act like circus attractions. If you try to act like a real Japanese person it's very odd
4740cunt punch: An attempt to shut up a loud bitch who only yells at you becuase she thinks she has a big boyfriend to protect her.
4741Japs have thin blood vessels/skin and even the small increase in blood pressure that arousal gives you can make them bleed.
4742i'm guessing you're nice to kids who were dropped on their heads as kids since ur parents played golf with your disfigured head
4743You're not cumming into jars for years and years, saving it all for just the right moment?No wonder you don't have a girlfriend
4744It's just when it's acted upon, that's rape, and rape is evil no matter who's raped. Unless it's someone like Stalin.
4745Well you missed out. My name was Mad Tad Johnson and I could shoot lasers from my armpits. I also watched a lot of anime.
4746The hmaun mndi dosnet atuclaly raed wdros, it jsut sikps oevr tehm and mkeas gsueses, tasht wyh oyu cna raed tihs sntecnee.
4747She's killing herself slowly, and she's happy. She is, and we aren't. You could argue because she's female, but that's not it.
4748You clearly cant adapt to a new opinion,and are immature enough to resort to pety insults,instead of providing a valid argument
4749super tengen gurren laggan can beat goku and blade cause blade not powerful to take on the universe yet but yeah dont matter
4750the pope unloads his sexual fantasies and stress by logging on steam and acting as a little female pony taking dicks in the ass
4751Whoever  hung a naruto wallscroll on my white picket fence, i will find out who you are, and i will report you to the police. 
4752Arnold describes bodybuilders as antisocial hermits who hide in the gym and only feel safe beneath their armor of muscle
4753My older brother and his friend used to play "Nazis vs Jews" with me in the McDonald's playplace.
4754What if we built consoles to spin around a stationary disc? Wouldn't the console build up more power via centrifugal force?
4755i cant belive u guys? like ffs these are people from the dark side of our life they will rule but jesus will kill their leader
4756Corn is fine. But not on pizza. That's worse than pineapple on there, which some people do. But some people are retarded, so
4757Drink PBR to stay cool, listen to obscure music to take your mind of the itching, wear flannel to make your chin&neck seem cool
4758he deserves to be killed for being a stupid fucking ape mongol who didnt know how to hold things down.
4759so, you caused Third Impact at high school and stopped it before you could be fully entered into Human Instrumentality.
4760There's no way an Xbox can handle a full Pop Tart. Youre gonna need a top end gaming system if you want to use those bad boys. 
4761A sports anime that looks at the lives of pro speed walkers. Their struggles, training, failures and successes, and the drama
4762I went as a pokemon once. I looked aboslutley ridiculous. It was Zapdos because I wanted to be powerful.
4763I thought I invented the word honda and panini because I keep repeating the same word over and over for hours 
4764The M79 grenade launcher is a single-shot grenade launcher that fires a grenade which is called the High-Low Propulsion System
4765do any of you gayfags find Mike Haggar attractive like a Cammy, Bayonetta, Ivy or whoever?He's honestly in the top 3 for me.
4766Young Anne set out to write the greatest novel eve. Little did she know that the dairy would make her tale...a reality.
4767I will never fold under this endless barrage of insults on MY person, against MY country, MY children, and MY god.
4768You could doggystyle a man with a nice shaved ass but I want to see the girl's eyes,see her face while she screams for pleasure
4769He looks like some sort of grotesque thing that attacks in droves and tries to rape women or eat children but is scared of fire
4770only rich people can buy games in aus, and can choose Snuggly happytime 5 or Call of Everyone Will be Fine 7:Modern Handshaking
4771Sometimes i fill my bathtub with marinara sauce then i submerge my self completely in sauce,and imagine i'm a meatball.
4772whoa bitch thats a mean word and 2 i think we should stop cause your going over board and im not going to change your opinion
4773Grow up, gay doesnt mean that it is bad, just that this Turkish singer probably takes some d*ck into his an*s sometimes.
4774If you ask an editor what makes up fantasy, theyll say setting is crucial to the story. I'm an editor, that's what I'd say. 
4775I'm sure there's plenty of supernatural dramas about spikey haired homosexuals in high school or some shit that you could read
4776Just HOW can you fuck her without breaking it? ske looks like ske could only handle 2 thrusts before snapping like a twig!
4777Jesus nonsinse?u will burn in hell.oh i frgot u belive when u die nothing happens,lol go kill urslef 4 making a religous remark
4778I don't give a fuck what makes noobs feel better. If they cant play with big boys then they can suck their thumbs elsewhere
4779Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: No semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites that represent nothing.
4780My mom caught me looking at a loli doujin if that counts. She actually called the police and I was in for questioning.
4781you don't see them going as fast as the guys trying to break their speed records to be invited to the Tour de France tea party
4782The twintails are separated from the female body. It becomes the object which Man desired, kinda like how Eucharist works.
4783My power went out for 30 seconds. After 20 seconds passed by, I had no hope and accepted that this was my fate.
4784The Illuminati is a secret society that controls various governments. Costco, meanwhile,is the third largest retailer in the US
4785Some of you don't understand why I hate anime.As a 41 year old woman i can tell you i've had family suffer from their addiction
4786Masochist veteran here, not sure about drowning but holy shit is water boarding the worst thing I ever experienced
4787Any human would be disturbed when they're raped by subhuman savages that are allowed to live in society thanks to liberals.
4788Please tell me why it is wrong for me, a man in my 20s, to be in a romantic non-sexual relationship with an 11 year old girl
4789Id watch a spin-off about Todd and Lydia. Just full of Todd's attempts to confess and viciously killing guys who like his waifu
4790its legal to be aroused by whatever you want,even toddlers or whatever, you just can't fuck teens in most first world countries
4791I'd let her tease my tiny dick and call me trash, then ride me like a dog and complain about not being satisfied. 
4792It's been 4 hours since I got fucked but it still feels like I have a dick in my ass.how long does this phantom dick thing last
4793it represents the entire mode by which the framework of operation within multiple perspectives is compiled into one linear path
4794So, I uploaded this image to my tablet, put some salt on the tip of my tongue and jacked off licking her panties on the screen
4795Igrabbed my neice by the hair the other day and threatened to beat her because she thought it would be funny to talk back to me
4796The brand's mascot is K.C. Penguin (which stands for Kid Cuisine Penguin), an anthropomorphic cartoon.
4797i calld my frend at the fbi n he hackd ur ip(192.168.2.1btw)2 bad u only hav 132.50 in ur bank XD just orderd pizza for you LOL
4798Actually, I'm a Para-Neo-Classical Homo-Jewfricasianese Trans-Metrolesbionic Gaijrewdyke, and you need to check your privilege.
4799trade.tf trade.tf thats ✔ some 10/10 accurate pricing rightth ere right✔there ✔✔if i do lord swag so my sel i say so thats what
4800I have a custom fleshlight, I put various sauces for different pleasures.Sometimes I use warm clam chowder or bbq sauce.
4801I spent 4 years in different anime chat rooms, mastering the craft of erotic writing through hundreds of hours of cybering
4802I bet you collect scabs from patients and put them into your bathtub at home and jack off while submerging yourself in them
4803On Sep 10, 2001, Limp Bizkit received a letter from the World Trade Center, thanking them for featuring the towers in the video
4804I fucking hate soup.You might think "Oh, this is nice" after the first bite but after the 50th you're like "When will it end?!"
4805I was born with one hand, and could not manage to play this game. why do i need a mouse and keyboard, last bethesda game I buy.
4806Cunt (pron.: /?k?nt/) is a word for the female genitalia, particularly the vulva, and is widely considered to be vulgar.
4807The groundbreaking approach to writing and plot scaling in Kill la Kill is going to change how shows are produced for years
4808Hate when girls say they can't find a guy,but ignore me.Its like saying youre hungry when theres a hotdog on the ground outside
4809Fair warning, I am going to taunt after every headshot, just to prove it was skill and not dumb luck and disjointed hitboxes.
4810 Socks are nature's napkins.
4811dude your a god FACT
4812if the game doesn't start in 15 seconds we're legally allowed to leave
4813kick nazi hes annoyin gand kills friendly
4814i told you they was organised
4815noob sniper learn 2 play
4816useless team
4817I'm going to say a phrase that will trigger everyone
4818NO KAZOTSKY KICK THAT IS A SIN
4819im a furry
4820i cant get out of this lag my god i physically cant do anything
4821I'm using tilt controls!
4822lmao fuck you fag bag
4823garbage ass weeb
4824spy at sentries
4825ur family tree lgbt gay boy
4826no u
4827ur mum gay
4828ur ancestors ancestors
4829yo mous
4830100% me
4831Honestly its just beartime but without the crazy maps or admin abuse
4832wow i love chopped
4833Minnesota is wannabe canada
4834m8 ill guard ur shit if u wanna go build an entrance
4835what the fuck did i just say
4836THAT DEMO IS AN ASS
4837its not over yet i wont let it happen without pissing in their mouths
4838I'm sorry, I'm not good, I apologize for my ego. Please forgive me, I'm European.
4839put away your sentrys and fight like men
4840dont cap
4841WHy ?
4842how do i click heads as kiwi
4843i sapped the engi and stabbed the sentry
4844guys keep dying i need support points
4845OH GOD A SOLDIER WHO CAN AIM THE DIRECT HIT
4846cp_engyrush
4847how do you kill that which has no life?
4848can someone trade me a cow extinguisher
4849anyone with the homewrecker should be shot on sight.
4850we had 5 medics and 2 offensive
4851slap my big vegetable ass
4852oh boy i rolled a fuck you on the 'am i gonna get stacked today' die
4853The only montable thing in Arkansas is Walmart.
4854dont worry im a good milker
4855Why is spongebob trying to take their skin
4856ihave to get some spinack
4857dont kickmeokay?
4858i would say gg, but...no
4859FUICK
4860how do i shot wep
4861Someone hates borneo and swiftwater! SPIT ON HIM!
4862hey guys, i got 2 hands full of arthritis and one head full of stupid and you bet your buttons i'm playing sniper
4863Enyaa!! DX Doctor! Heal me pweeze, and maybe later we can do a prostate exam xD ;3
4864that guy is either good or fucking fuck dick
4865I CANT MOVE
4866someone go medic
4867let me suck your toes
4868what
4869yummy sentry juice
4870im gonna make you into a config bitch
4871DO YOU PEOPLE PUT TOMATOES IN YOUR BURGER
4872that moment when your internet crap
4873AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
4874why would you keep a cum jar in the first place unless youre going to use it
4875pour it on the car
4876i hope someone pours their jar on my car
4877i hear yoshi steals change from homeless people
4878i dont think so.
4879i bet you committed tax fraud
4880i love the circus, i would go with yoshi
4881yoshi's idea of fun is mailbox smashing or cow tupping
4882i love humpin my bongos
4883fuck off im tryna eat ass
4884cook the fish then fuck it
4885bestiality is illegal in most states
4886i have a license to gog
4887Damn it feels good to be an elder god.
4888I'm here to fuck fish and take names, and my memory isn't good enough to remember
4889Didn't you know that peeing didn't exist until the 1800s?
4890im not having fun
4891please i just want to play the game
4892my urethra reeks of starch
4893red's goal is to piss off blu and blu's goal is to piss off red
4894snort bombs
4895the next comment under this one is gay to the 10th power
4896u got me
4897everyone play as soldier if you're gay
4898you fuckin know it
4899this piss man ;-;
49008 SOUL ME HAVE :D
4901[beats someone to death with a signpost that says 'im stupid' on it] im so fucking valid
4902I apologize but i am not the man you should uber under any circumstances but blind panic
4903i have to go milk a cow bye
4904ur binds arent funny shut the fuck up
4905I hope you enter a room and forget what you were going to do.
4906person below triple gay   VVVV
4907entire team is noob
4908im just gay and cant aim
4909did i walk into a competitive tryhard server?
4910anime shrug face
4911you launched tf2, that was your first mistake
4912always trust people who like big butts, they cannot lie
4913palpatine says if yo8ur profile pic is an anime character your opinion doesnt count
4914Is it bind spamming time yet?
4915You are dead, not big soup rice!
4916Ironic, he could save others from death, but not himself.
4917.__O< quack quack
4918we lost because we kicked the dude micspamming bible talk at us
4919this isn't even my final form
4920whats a god to a non-believer
4921i'm just an old fat man giving meat to strangers. dont kill me for no reason
4922pootis
4923SELLING SPAGHET FOR 1 REF
4924pootis police we ned to se one freindly or your all going to pootistanamo bay
4925granted, but thou shall have one fewer tentacles than myself.
4926we'll win because of our team building dancing exercises
4927even if we lose we still win in our hearts
4928dont tell my friends in for weed ;__;
4929oh goddamn it
4930big ol' hag more like big ol' meanie HAH GOTTEM
4931please die immediately
4932DONT UBER ME I SUX (as a player not a person)
4933just eat each other's asses already
4934thanks i plan to
4935HPAUIKJFGH RUIFHG uihU OIFUESDJ F:OIES JFO:ISDJ F:SD IOFJOSD
4936guys i have a secret confession
4937i just wananna jetpaskc man....
4938how to get ricket jumper
4939whos gonna get medigun shoved in their ass tonite
4940local gay noob gets dominated
4941u thirsty
4942Make it your quest, bro. You won't be disappointed.
4943GO IN TEAM YOU CAN FRAG I BELIEVE IN U
4944CUNT
4945horsecock
4946Please only choose one of the following excuses: 1. Lag, 2. Hitreg, 3. Bad team, 4. Arthritis in both hands, 5. Valve
4947looks like somewon is salty OwO
4948:)
4949More spam than a monty python skit, yet nowhere near as good!
4950What was the old saying? Shoot the floor, topscore?
4951how can a team possibly be so bad
4952oof
4953rubberbanding harder than Ted Cruz's opinions during the 2016 elections
4954For real tho if your cum tasted like vanilla would you digest it?
4955pyros are the fyucking cancer of tf2
4956shirt server
4957i got an achievement for killing myself
4958HENTAI IS ART
4959dude i would fucking rial the green m&m
4960pee is stored in the balls
4961this map is kinda gay not gonna lie
4962The counter to spy is turning around.
4963nice name bust a nut
4964                            
4965how was your guys' day?
4966please dont fuck the yeti
4967im gonna fuck the yeti
4968me me big boy
4969ITS HIP TO FUCK BEES
4970i have never aimed in my life and i dont plan to start today
4971you ever wonder what it would be like to have the scout's candy cane up your ass
4972how do u use a shield
4973say moneky nipple
4974stick your dick in a toaster
4975this guy is fucking a new xkit extension
4976all soldiers how sad
4977srs drama in xbox live m8s
4978you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like
4979you talkin bout me?
4980fish
4981If I had a fedora i'd tip you
4982butt hol
4983where id your defense?
4984Our defense is invisible, no joke
4985i hate pyro so much
4986still cant figure out how pyros just walk around and never die
4987demoman is class junkrat is swag
4988damn im good
4989the scorch shot is just a flaming fleshlight
4990be wary of aggro spam and then skeleton
4991what are you even trying to say
4992dumb scouts dont need teleporters
4993i wanted them to look at the meme pls
4994their meat is eaten so your meat can be beaten
4995he's living off banana
4996he abuses banana. dishonorable.
4997bible spoilers, cain kills abel
4998pyro im already flaming please leave my twink ass alone
4999selling my virginity for hats. 24/7 trade bot.
5000selling my sanity for 8800 keys.
5001sorry demo xD
5002I want Heavy's weiner to be very long
5003i still remember when invasion came out
5004Mphm~ Headshot me harder, Daddy! But next time do it with your seed.
5005how do i delete other peoples messages
5006Wasted over $700 on this shite game
5007B
5008dang shill noodle
5009fuck yourself with a pencil
5010This update is not fun
5011press F to pay respects
5012Arrogance and pride, a tragic combination, may cause a man to make mistakes like this.
5013jummmm ok ok
5014:3 hey pls dont use this expression pls
5015THE NOOB IS DOWN
5016#fatScout
5017epic!
5018do you suck dicc?
5019BONUS DUCKS!
5020I'm Ugly and I'm Proud
5021OMG chop ur ballz off
5022I'm glad your retard baby is dead.
5023fuck you nigger
5024youre fucking trash
5025eat shit you fucking sperg
5026fucking beaner
5027you fucking usless tweaker
5028Please, continue.
5029immigrant welfare fuck