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1[22:47:37] oldmario: stereo
2[22:48:14] shimmerfairy: timMinus
3[22:48:36] diggleshut: o
4[22:48:40] anony54: got the preapproval letter
5[22:48:59] rintezuka1: Ello o/
6[22:49:17] fenrax: I'm not going to give your urine meth and gasoline energy drinks a chance
7[22:49:29] fenrax: I don't even drink regular energy drinks
8[22:49:37] diggleshut: ur so close minded fenrax
9[22:49:42] diggleshut: I thought you were a scientist
10[22:49:44] fenrax: https://i.imgur.com/36kkYVO.png
11[22:49:50] shimmerfairy: Is there a reason the robot voice phrases it as "before you're out of gas"? I don't know if it's talking about literal gas or if it's a weirdly slang phrase for the AI to be using.
12[22:50:00] diggleshut: first they came for the funeral strippers and I said nothing
13[22:50:01] fenrax: but whyy
14[22:50:17] fenrax: not why are there funeral strippers, why does the government care
15[22:50:37] diggleshut: this just means
16[22:50:44] diggleshut: they're gonna employ robot strippers instead
17[22:50:48] diggleshut: hastening the takeover of AI
18[22:50:53] bananaburger: i wondered that too
19[22:50:58] diggleshut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki4P70lgDao
20[22:51:01] diggleshut: they already run las vegas
21[22:51:10] fenrax: maybe it means you can't hire funeral strippers
22[22:51:15] fenrax: like you have to do it yourself now
23[22:51:27] rileyjo7: I think it’s just to make it sound damaged
24[22:51:34] diggleshut: I'm glad grandma died before she saw me become the stripper at her funeral
25[22:51:36] oldmario: what if the dead person was a stripper
26[22:52:04] diggleshut: then u get 2 strippers
27[22:54:46] oldmario: ur a stripper
28[22:54:51] fenrax: he wishes
29[22:54:55] fenrax: then he would have money
30[22:55:00] oldmario: the cop from friends
31[22:55:20] oldmario: inb4 fenrax never watched friends much and doesn't understand the reference at all
32[22:55:32] fenrax: I didnt watch much friends
33[22:55:39] fenrax: I'm more of a seinfeld guy
34[22:55:43] oldmario: DansGame
35[22:55:45] oldmario: disgusting
36[22:56:46] diggleshut: wow mario
37[22:56:49] diggleshut: do you really not like seinfeld
38[22:56:51] diggleshut: how do you ive
39[22:57:09] diggleshut: how do you sleep
40[22:57:14] diggleshut: on a bed of lies apparently
41[22:57:26] oldmario: it's boring
42[22:57:31] oldmario: i hate kelsey grammer
43[22:57:38] oldmario: he's so annoying
44[22:57:47] diggleshut: .....
45[22:57:49] diggleshut: mario that's frasier
46[22:57:54] oldmario: oh
47[22:57:57] diggleshut: wow
48[22:57:58] oldmario: seinfeld sucks too
49[22:58:03] oldmario: it has that fat guy from jurassic park
50[22:58:10] diggleshut: NEWMAN
51[22:58:13] diggleshut: PunOko
52[22:58:17] oldmario: diggleman
53[22:58:25] diggleshut: rude
54[22:58:30] bananaburger: whoops
55[22:58:54] lowsnek: that looks like it hurts
56[23:00:58] reallyreallybadman: Metal Gear The Division Z, gross
57[23:01:21] lowsnek: this seems like more of a collectathon then fallout 4
58[23:02:11] bastadain: rip inc
59[23:02:21] blackeyedsceva7: It's literally Fortnite PvE, look the zombies are even attacking the glowing light that shoots into the sky
60[23:02:43] martyrlz: Hello
61[23:02:44] martyrlz: What
62[23:02:48] martyrlz: metal gear?
63[23:02:54] martyrlz: Oh metal gear survive
64[23:02:58] martyrlz: oh no
65[23:03:03] wryght: i hope we save that otaku today
66[23:03:06] it_is_fanatic: oh yes
67[23:03:08] sooperman23: Are you actually having fun with this game?
68[23:03:27] martyrlz: Wow you cannot run long
69[23:04:00] martyrlz: So is metal gear survive a freemium game?
70[23:04:20] fenrax: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8P1OO5baru0
71[23:04:36] shimmerfairy: Part of me expects that soon Tim will put vertical marquee text on the edges that says "Yes, I am having a lot of fun."
72[23:04:44] hobeaye: how're you liking the game Tim? It's been my introduction to the series and I really like it. I know its not representative tho.
73[23:04:50] wryght: no its paid. so far the micro transactions seem pretty avoidable
74[23:05:03] monotonetim: I dig it
75[23:05:29] sooperman23: Glad tto hear it, a lot of people have been ragging on it
76[23:05:48] monotonetim: from video footage and stuff I saw it looked pretty uninteresting
77[23:05:52] monotonetim: but actually playing it I'm into it
78[23:05:58] bananaburger: ive heard from some people it doesnt get really fun until like 20 hours in or something
79[23:06:06] bananaburger: when you unlock certain items
80[23:06:10] hobeaye: yeah it really picks up in a bit
81[23:06:49] martyrlz: Did we ever get a big dlc mission set to MGSV to use those cutscenese that were in the game files
82[23:07:35] martyrlz: Im digging the radar ring
83[23:08:30] literallytrash0: so I forget, how does this tie in to regular mgs?
84[23:08:34] martyrlz: Man MGS menu sounds are the best
85[23:08:51] vidboi: timMrBones timOh
86[23:09:45] bananaburger: i still want to know how this compares to something like warframe
87[23:10:07] bananaburger: because in a way to me it kind of has that feel
88[23:10:13] diggleshut: apparentl ysome twitch guy dsp
89[23:10:14] bananaburger: by the looks of it anyway
90[23:10:14] diggleshut: just got banned
91[23:10:16] martyrlz: isnt warframe an action game?
92[23:10:26] bananaburger: i guess kind of
93[23:10:27] anony54: diggle, don't be a butt
94[23:10:35] bananaburger: its been a long time since ive played it
95[23:10:38] diggleshut: wat
96[23:10:54] martyrlz: @MonotoneTim So are you supposed to press rt to move the lock and keep it in the cone?
97[23:11:07] diggleshut: nice the whole family loves sonic
98[23:11:08] bananaburger: but the whole concept of like killing things and getting pickups
99[23:11:21] hobeaye: @Martyrlz yeah
100[23:11:46] shimmerfairy: It's an unlocking game that is absolutely 100% accurate to how levers work in real life.
101[23:12:01] thedumbesthorse: oh nice is this death stranding cool
102[23:12:48] youngestchild: Finally an ad I can relate to!
103[23:12:49] oldmario: diggle
104[23:12:59] oldmario: did you see the guy that crashed his car while looking at tiwtch chat
105[23:13:04] martyrlz: Man Im remembering the part in MGSV where youre supposed to either outsniper or sneak by the super soldier ladies
106[23:13:05] youngestchild: "People think I'm trash"
107[23:13:10] diggleshut: no
108[23:13:12] diggleshut: is that old?
109[23:13:14] martyrlz: and this game just looks like its that in entirety
110[23:13:19] oldmario: new
111[23:13:24] diggleshut: hmmmmmmmmmm
112[23:13:57] bananaburger: man that one sonic jump sounding noise
113[23:14:42] rintezuka1: rip
114[23:14:44] bananaburger: oh
115[23:14:57] youngestchild: Fisson Mailed
116[23:15:08] oldmario: ye m8
117[23:15:08] wryght: maybe bat isnt a good tool vs 40 crystal bois
118[23:15:28] sungiant_: almost got em
119[23:15:36] moduspwnensgg: what videg ame is this?
120[23:15:58] youngestchild: Metal gear... was it 'Survive'?
121[23:15:59] shimmerfairy: You should've played the hit Bear Grylls game, Man Vs. Wild
122[23:16:26] youngestchild: !game
123[23:16:27] nightbot: Youngestchild -> stereotonetim is not playing
124[23:16:37] youngestchild: dundundun...
125[23:16:44] diggleshut: i thought
126[23:16:49] diggleshut: you're not allowed to stream
127[23:16:52] diggleshut: while driving
128[23:17:01] youngestchild: !sellout
129[23:17:02] nightbot: How many quality Amazon products are there? At least 470. http://amzn.to/1st3cH6
130[23:17:02] rickeon: you just turned all your water bottles into canteens, then all your canteens back into water bottles
131[23:18:21] youngestchild: !bingo
132[23:18:47] youngestchild: I guess there's no bingo on the stereo channel
133[23:19:03] masterglitch: How are you liking the game so far, tim?
134[23:19:11] shimmerfairy: oh man, now I can play Poly Bridge on the switch!
135[23:19:14] oldmario: \_ Kappa _/
136[23:19:16] literallytrash0: https://pinguinoeo.github.io/bingo.html
137[23:20:05] diggleshut: pls
138[23:20:28] bl0cks: but can you play polybridge on switch with twitch>
139[23:20:31] djgamer_: Is this survive
140[23:20:33] farjuan: Hows metalGearSurviveMan doing
141[23:20:53] rg802: LUL
142[23:21:03] killerkrill: tim why
143[23:21:10] rg802: What a noble request
144[23:21:13] shimmerfairy: Tim is doing a remarkably poor job SURVIVEing in this mission.
145[23:21:15] masterglitch: SurvivaltoneTim
146[23:21:19] killerkrill: masochisttim
147[23:21:25] killerkrill: BDSTIM
148[23:21:31] masterglitch: nice
149[23:21:53] huepanda: Is that you glitch? From WC?
150[23:21:57] rg802: ^ LUL BDSTIM should be an emote
151[23:22:08] masterglitch: what the!
152[23:22:11] rg802: Tim flailing himself
153[23:22:28] masterglitch: @HuePanda yeah, is that you Panda?
154[23:22:39] fenrax: watching a video on DSP being banned, I dont understand why he thinks he can do his taxes on his own
155[23:22:44] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: why do you need oxygen
156[23:22:46] fenrax: So far its just him complaining about it
157[23:22:56] fenrax: also i dont know how this relates to him being banned
158[23:23:03] rickeon: the dust kills you
159[23:23:05] diggleshut: lol
160[23:23:06] masterglitch: @Rg802 isn't that what timClip is for?
161[23:23:06] wryght: spooky fart zone
162[23:23:07] diggleshut: doing taxes on stream
163[23:23:10] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: magic evil miasma
164[23:23:11] diggleshut: quality twitch content
165[23:23:54] oldmario: why would you ask a bunch of shitposters on twitch to help you do your taxes
166[23:24:03] fenrax: he's not doing the taxes
167[23:24:09] rg802: @masterglitch timClip is for implied lewd content BDSTIM would be Tim tourturing himself
168[23:24:17] oldmario: why did he get banned
169[23:24:18] rg802: totally different
170[23:24:21] fenrax: he's just complaining about them being difficult because he's self employed
171[23:24:30] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: baked potato
172[23:24:32] fenrax: also apparently he hasn't paid state tax since 2014?
173[23:24:37] masterglitch: fair enough
174[23:24:38] oldmario: timOh
175[23:24:38] diggleshut: from what i herad
176[23:24:41] diggleshut: fappin on stream
177[23:24:43] diggleshut: nice
178[23:24:43] fenrax: according to him
179[23:24:47] oldmario: again?
180[23:24:48] rg802: Needs more Cardio
181[23:24:48] bl0cks: god i want a baked potato now
182[23:24:50] fenrax: for a third time?
183[23:24:52] diggleshut: yea agian
184[23:24:55] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: go bake one idiot
185[23:24:58] oldmario: Kreygasm
186[23:25:00] bl0cks: why is this survival game character eating better than me
187[23:25:06] fenrax: lul
188[23:25:09] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: because they arent depressed
189[23:25:12] shimmerfairy: You have to help Miranda grow the potatoes if you want a baked one.
190[23:25:17] oldmario: he should become twitch admin
191[23:25:19] bl0cks: (
192[23:25:22] oldmario: DansGame got away with it
193[23:25:24] rickeon: go eat 6 baked potatoes with an oxygen mask on
194[23:25:32] bl0cks: maybe i will
195[23:25:50] bl0cks: maybe i wont cry alone as i make ramen
196[23:25:55] pinguino: que juego es
197[23:26:00] fenrax: also lol he was running a fundraiser to pay his taxes
198[23:26:11] shimmerfairy: Create a Food Mask channel where you eat food while wearing an oxygen mask, and beat Food Us- I mean Dip at its own game!
199[23:26:30] pinguino: oh is this zombie gear
200[23:26:48] pinguino: zombie equipo
201[23:26:52] wryght: strong footsies
202[23:26:52] shimmerfairy: yes and before you ask Tim is having a lot of fun.
203[23:27:18] fenrax: I assume he doesn't realize that he would have to pay taxes on that too
204[23:27:25] wryght: stream title should probably be "Yeah I'm actually enjoying this."
205[23:27:31] fenrax: because I'm 100% certain he's not a charity
206[23:27:42] rickeon: "I know about the microtransactions"
207[23:27:48] shimmerfairy: "fu nvideg ames"
208[23:28:01] fenrax: "those state taxes really screwed me over" gee maybe you should have paid them sometime in the last 3 yeyars
209[23:28:03] rg802: @pinguino Tim juege el juego Metal Gear Survive
210[23:28:11] pinguino: gracias
211[23:28:25] wryght: 500 crystal warriors vs one batty boi, lets go
212[23:28:27] rg802: De nada
213[23:28:29] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: se llama metal gear sobreviv
214[23:28:35] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: sobrevivir
215[23:28:41] diggleshut: how many views does he get on aerage these days
216[23:28:46] diggleshut: he's been around for a while right
217[23:28:48] diggleshut: has he stayed popular?
218[23:28:49] fenrax: yeah
219[23:28:56] fenrax: no
220[23:28:59] rg802: o este ^
221[23:29:01] diggleshut: lool
222[23:29:10] fenrax: He constantly ccomplains about losing views on youtube
223[23:29:13] ireborn: that roll LUL
224[23:29:25] rg802: No sabe Metal Gear in Español
225[23:29:31] fenrax: and blames the "this is how you don't play" videos
226[23:29:40] diggleshut: what are those
227[23:29:55] fenrax: compilations of his playing games badly and blaming the game devs
228[23:30:03] fenrax: and generally complaining
229[23:30:07] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: si se pero no lo sabes
230[23:30:23] pinguino: is box sliding in this
231[23:30:33] shimmerfairy: Metal Gear no tengo dinero
232[23:30:48] rg802: that's a lot of Zambinos
233[23:31:09] diggleshut: hahah
234[23:31:13] diggleshut: rip
235[23:31:16] fenrax: https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/968200652974206976
236[23:31:28] fenrax: "I'll just take the day to work on my taxes"
237[23:31:35] rg802: Let's alert every wanderer in the next 50 mile radius
238[23:31:44] diggleshut: oh
239[23:31:49] diggleshut: he got banned for begging people to pay his taxes
240[23:31:51] fenrax: "This has nothing to do with mme being banned from twitch,, which i won't even acknowlege"
241[23:31:51] diggleshut: apparetly
242[23:32:06] gashapon: hello Tim and chat
243[23:32:46] rg802: takes 5 minutes to swing a bat but only 2 seconds to reload a bow...?
244[23:32:46] ireborn: bow seems to make the game a lot easier
245[23:32:50] djgamer_: are you playing as raiden or an oc kojima don't steal
246[23:33:03] wryght: OC with intense face paint
247[23:33:04] fenrax: not surprising
248[23:33:24] rg802: the Wannabe 2B DLC
249[23:33:36] fenrax: I'm pretty sure "begging" is against tos
250[23:34:27] shimmerfairy: He started playing as Snake but then found out none of the guy faces looked good.
251[23:34:54] osobari: Tim why would you buy this. You're better than this.
252[23:35:20] shimmerfairy: because it's a good game?
253[23:35:41] wryght: good is a strong word but it looks fun
254[23:35:53] willster132: now that stay hydraded bot is gone
255[23:35:57] hobeaye: "looks fun" as in "I haven't tried"
256[23:36:12] rickeon: it's pretty good
257[23:36:16] hobeaye: agreed is good
258[23:36:42] jml_: are the metal gears surviving
259[23:36:55] shimmerfairy: "Hey man! That was my leg you broke off!"
260[23:37:47] jml_: okay they could have made material collecting a little more streamlined
261[23:38:03] rickeon: late game you get an AoE item pickup that lets you loot a room in a button press
262[23:38:11] rickeon: but yeah, early game it's a bit slow
263[23:38:29] jml_: oh that sounds good
264[23:38:54] jml_: for some reason i'm imagining a giant vaccuum to just collect it all
265[23:39:12] shimmerfairy: the poltergust 5000
266[23:39:19] wryght: 3 minutes is pretty long, i hope tim builds some walls or something
267[23:39:36] shimmerfairy: tim building adequate defenses LUL
268[23:39:41] rickeon: tim already killed most of the things that attack during this part
269[23:40:04] shimmerfairy: Is Tim farther ahead in this rescue mission than before?
270[23:40:33] farjuan: Hows the batting going
271[23:40:33] wryght: yeah he cleared out kuban hill
272[23:40:39] oldmario: funnily enough
273[23:40:45] oldmario: dan used to beg for games too
274[23:40:49] monotonetim: sorry
275[23:40:50] monotonetim: uh
276[23:40:51] monotonetim: what
277[23:40:55] rintezuka1: timOh
278[23:40:58] wryght: left the mission area, it warned you earlier
279[23:41:05] monotonetim: well I didn't know it was like
280[23:41:07] monotonetim: shaped that way
281[23:41:09] oldmario: he'd always say stuff like oh i wish i could stream this game but i don't have it
282[23:41:12] rickeon: oh
283[23:41:23] monotonetim: I thought it was yelling at me because I was entering the dust
284[23:41:23] jml_: that's a tiny area if that's the case
285[23:41:26] shimmerfairy: timOh
286[23:41:27] thedumbesthorse: timMrBones
287[23:42:12] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: Long-eared Hedgehog 🤔
288[23:42:15] rickeon: well, if you get back to base all those zombies you killed will stay dead
289[23:42:45] diggleshut: oooo
290[23:42:47] bryantzuki: This game seems really tedious and annoying.
291[23:42:47] monotonetim: well
292[23:42:48] monotonetim: uh
293[23:42:49] diggleshut: lol
294[23:42:50] monotonetim: ...
295[23:42:50] diggleshut: i dunno
296[23:42:51] wryght: wow
297[23:42:52] monotonetim: gotta find another one
298[23:42:55] diggleshut: dan has always struck me as scummy
299[23:42:57] diggleshut: in many ways
300[23:43:02] diggleshut: anyway going for a run brb <3
301[23:43:24] link2006: So hows MGS
302[23:43:25] shimmerfairy: The fact that you don't know when you can try the transporter again, if ever, seems really annoying
303[23:44:04] djgamer_: wait so
304[23:44:15] djgamer_: you jumped off a ledge
305[23:44:27] djgamer_: and that broke the thing
306[23:44:36] djgamer_: ??
307[23:44:36] wryght: game thought he was abandoning the mission
308[23:44:42] rickeon: that guy is going to die in the dust if you don't hurry
309[23:44:45] rickeon: it's a long walk
310[23:45:11] anony54: diggle always begs for stuff
311[23:46:14] oldmario: i tried getting banned from his channel
312[23:46:20] oldmario: but he wouldn't FeelsBirthdayMan
313[23:47:13] djgamer_: probably a softlock
314[23:47:19] djgamer_: good game design
315[23:47:36] hobeaye: bruh it warned him c'mon
316[23:48:01] shimmerfairy: Was it much of a warning though?
317[23:48:11] djgamer_: it should just let him redo it or something
318[23:48:39] bryantzuki: he wouldn't ban you specifically?
319[23:48:56] shimmerfairy: Yeah, that's the worst part. Not that there's a border for the mission, but that it's one-time-only.
320[23:48:58] oldmario: yes
321[23:49:04] oldmario: i was posting porn in the chat
322[23:49:11] oldmario: this was back in early days
323[23:49:16] hobeaye: I don't think it is? O\I haven't failed one
324[23:49:19] bryantzuki: bad bad
325[23:49:27] rickeon: you either have to go back to base to reset it, or wait a game day
326[23:49:28] oldmario: i was trying to find ways
327[23:49:40] hobeaye: ok thanks ^
328[23:49:44] bananaburger: thanks
329[23:49:48] it_is_fanatic: oh
330[23:49:51] shimmerfairy: What a cutscene, mark.
331[23:49:54] skygtr350: LUL
332[23:50:00] it_is_fanatic: Thanks, Mark.
333[23:50:03] hobeaye: I just get the sense a lot of people are here to knit pick
334[23:50:05] jml_: big picture mode?
335[23:50:32] rintezuka1: LUL
336[23:51:04] djgamer_: its not a dream, just a bad game
337[23:51:14] shimmerfairy: Why was Miranda confused about someone wanting to help people???
338[23:51:44] bananaburger: kept you waiting huh
339[23:51:49] bananaburger: cmon just say it
340[23:51:58] wryght: because miranda is a libertarian, duh
341[23:52:02] it_is_fanatic: haHAA
342[23:52:10] skygtr350: simCringe
343[23:52:22] fenrax: wow
344[23:52:25] fenrax: rudemario
345[23:52:30] shimmerfairy: @Wryght No, I mean that earlier she was insistent that we not try to leave this place (when we thought it was easy) and instead stay to save people.
346[23:53:03] monotonetim: oh
347[23:53:08] staledevil: oh
348[23:53:12] monotonetim: just noticed one of the ranks of the stuff out of the cases is 'epic'
349[23:53:15] wryght: oh i missed that
350[23:53:19] monotonetim: that's the first thing I legitimately hate
351[23:53:24] hobeaye: lol
352[23:53:33] rickeon: it's just wow's rarity naming system
353[23:53:39] rickeon: like 80% of games use
354[23:53:45] bonfiredes_: yea its pretty common
355[23:53:49] shimmerfairy: Where do you get the epic baseball bat?
356[23:54:10] rickeon: from the post-game boss
357[23:54:20] jml_: but when can you get unusual armor
358[23:54:56] rickeon: tim you got better armor too
359[23:56:00] staledevil: is this your new casino tim LUL
360[23:56:19] fapmoon: I had more fun playing FlyFF than playing this LUL
361[23:56:38] shimmerfairy: this is The Substandard Base, the #1 weapons shop/potato farm/bar & grille/casino
362[23:57:33] rickeon: you need knee pads to efficiently kill zombies
363[23:57:57] it_is_fanatic: little known fact.
364[23:58:42] oldmario: fenrax how far are you into franxx
365[23:58:59] fenrax: i still havent watched any more
366[23:59:26] ausk: how far in the game is this?
367[23:59:30] oldmario: i think i've decided
368[23:59:36] oldmario: i'll wait til re;creators is out on blu-ray
369[23:59:39] oldmario: and watch it all then
370[00:00:03] spoiky: cuban energy
371[00:00:33] thedumbesthorse: this seems "fun"
372[00:00:47] thedumbesthorse: are you gathering crystal energy
373[00:01:42] spoiky: no mr doggo
374[00:01:43] allstar3339: bigjPOINT
375[00:01:48] thedumbesthorse: WHAT
376[00:01:49] spoiky: rip
377[00:01:59] shoreboundurchin: He was a good boy ;-;
378[00:01:59] hobeaye: doggo duel
379[00:02:02] thedumbesthorse: i hope they kill you
380[00:02:09] shoreboundurchin: He didn't deserve this ;-;
381[00:02:35] slice919: Thats not a dog
382[00:02:40] slice919: thats a wolf
383[00:02:43] shimmerfairy: except for the part where he kinda totally deserves this.
384[00:02:43] allstar3339: those bow sounds sound like the ones from warcraft 3
385[00:02:46] thedumbesthorse: hug hug hug
386[00:02:52] thedumbesthorse: wow
387[00:02:53] hackoon_: murderer
388[00:03:03] rintezuka1: D:
389[00:03:09] allstar3339: TIM HOW ARE YOU
390[00:03:13] thedumbesthorse: timMonster
391[00:03:13] allstar3339: Dare*
392[00:03:16] allstar3339: well..
393[00:03:17] allstar3339: that didn't work
394[00:03:20] allstar3339: FeelsBadMan
395[00:03:36] allstar3339: stupid fingers can't type today
396[00:03:57] allstar3339: imma just sit in the corner tooshiFeels
397[00:04:35] shimmerfairy: "Sure the doggo is eating my face off and bit into my jugular and I'm feeling faint now, but it's a good dog I don't wanna hurt it"
398[00:04:53] allstar3339: exactly, you just didn't rub it's belly
399[00:05:25] monotonetim: these pants don't really match
400[00:05:36] rickeon: you can edit colors in the customize menu
401[00:05:41] spoiky: but they protect the knees
402[00:05:58] shimmerfairy: Where's the schoolgirl uniform crate for $700?
403[00:05:58] shoreboundurchin: @ShimmerFairy Except he attacked them first, soooo....
404[00:06:24] monotonetim: aaaa
405[00:06:28] monotonetim: gun or bat
406[00:06:34] shimmerfairy: batgun
407[00:06:35] allstar3339: gunbat
408[00:06:39] wryght: bat got you killed hella times
409[00:06:40] spoiky: bat seemed really slow
410[00:06:57] allstar3339: ahh you beat me to it ShimmerFairy
411[00:06:57] rickeon: there's a sling you can craft that lets you hold a gun and a bat at the same time, I don't know if you have it or got it one of the times you died though
412[00:07:59] wryght: gunbat
413[00:08:07] rickeon: that axe is a better version of your bat too, I think
414[00:08:52] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: RA RA RASPUTIN
415[00:09:24] thedumbesthorse: it's amazing things can even grow
416[00:09:41] thedumbesthorse: is this a tower defense game
417[00:09:44] shimmerfairy: She says that, but have the potatoes even grown yet?
418[00:09:46] luna_moona: hello chat
419[00:10:06] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: i have no idea what this game even is
420[00:10:23] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: feels like it's trying to be 8 things at once and 0 of them are working
421[00:10:25] monotonetim: godammit
422[00:10:31] monotonetim: it really wanted me to get that transporter
423[00:10:35] monotonetim: rhghghgh
424[00:10:43] shimmerfairy: go get it then
425[00:10:43] squirminghorror: get more beds
426[00:10:45] rickeon: of course
427[00:10:56] staledevil: oh
428[00:11:03] oldmario: hello there luna
429[00:11:10] monotonetim: I
430[00:11:15] monotonetim: I'm real into it honestly
431[00:11:26] luna_moona: hi
432[00:11:53] clyde1500: Is this Tim‘s new PUBG?
433[00:12:05] squirminghorror: StereotoneTim's PUBG
434[00:12:06] shimmerfairy: I would suggest a mono stream of the game if you like it so much, but you'd have to prepare yourself for a million "IS THIS THAT BAD GAME????" comments
435[00:12:07] squirminghorror: Er
436[00:12:09] thedumbesthorse: can you wear short shorts
437[00:12:10] squirminghorror: STBG
438[00:12:27] donny_pandairaz: Tim
439[00:12:34] donny_pandairaz: Buy a new save slot LUL
440[00:12:44] staledevil: lol
441[00:12:54] shimmerfairy: Buy it with 2 $5 subway gift cards timBBQQT
442[00:13:04] squirminghorror: I wonder if it's possible to make monsterhunter with the foxengine
443[00:13:11] donny_pandairaz: Sure
444[00:13:28] donny_pandairaz: You can make any game with any engine
445[00:13:41] squirminghorror: Er. I wonder HOW it would be
446[00:13:43] squirminghorror: whoops
447[00:14:20] shimmerfairy: I'd love to see someone try to make a battle royale game with Inform 7.
448[00:14:41] squirminghorror: DD GLOVES
449[00:15:37] squirminghorror: Y'know
450[00:15:46] squirminghorror: I'm weirded out why they do that twohanded stance.
451[00:16:32] it_is_fanatic: AHHHHHHHHHH
452[00:16:52] wryght: dope rifle save
453[00:16:59] bl0cks: nice!
454[00:17:02] squirminghorror: had it in the bag
455[00:18:10] monotonetim: these gloves look so dorky
456[00:18:18] rickeon: you're a real diamond dog now
457[00:18:31] bl0cks: they are really dorky
458[00:18:31] squirminghorror: Diamonds from their ashes
459[00:18:35] spoiky: who is the diamond dog you or me
460[00:18:47] rickeon: late in the game I found a pair of gloves that are just a sleeve on your left arm.
461[00:19:07] bl0cks: is there an end game to this?
462[00:19:07] squirminghorror: Metal Gear Hunter when
463[00:19:18] rickeon: yeah, end game is mostly base defense and coop
464[00:19:23] bl0cks: huh
465[00:20:01] spoiky: smoked mashed potatoes
466[00:20:59] wryght: tempered Sahelanthropus hunts oh boy
467[00:21:41] luna_moona: i had a heat treatment done today
468[00:22:00] luna_moona: this had better finish off those bed bugs
469[00:22:03] rynaty: what game is this?
470[00:22:05] squirminghorror: Tim no talk? :c
471[00:22:38] fenrax: rip bugs
472[00:22:50] anony54: don't let the bed bugs bite
473[00:22:57] djgamer_: notonetim
474[00:23:47] fenrax: 😢🐛
475[00:23:49] squirminghorror: oh well
476[00:24:14] oldmario: just tell diggle to leave
477[00:24:18] it_is_fanatic: @Rynaty Metal Gear Survive
478[00:25:10] luna_moona: BE GONE FOUL DIGGLE
479[00:25:57] fenrax: rip diggle
480[00:26:11] thedumbesthorse: you can only wear fingerless gloves
481[00:26:18] metaconstruct: sweet bow. do they let you don priestess robes
482[00:26:26] thedumbesthorse: why would they even give you glove options with fingers????
483[00:26:27] metaconstruct: then all you need to do is die at the hands of your beloved
484[00:26:54] anony54: is it snowing in britbongland
485[00:27:33] metaconstruct: game is already about collecting crystals
486[00:28:31] thedumbesthorse: what if there's a puyo mini game
487[00:28:48] staledevil: oh
488[00:28:53] thedumbesthorse: rubber timClip
489[00:28:57] staledevil: tf is that big shadow
490[00:29:04] staledevil: very bad thing!!!
491[00:29:35] rintezuka1: It is probably harmless, all big monsters just want a hug
492[00:29:36] oldmario: not here
493[00:30:27] thedumbesthorse: someone probably already looted these buildings by now
494[00:31:18] luna_moona: i cleaned my floors
495[00:31:29] luna_moona: and it is so satisfying seeing those corpses
496[00:31:35] luna_moona: also terrifying
497[00:31:43] luna_moona: i thought they were only in the bedroom
498[00:31:46] bryantzuki: L-luna, can you help us hunt the diggle?
499[00:31:51] bigblacksilvio: Aww yeah more Tim survival
500[00:32:23] luna_moona: 
ACTION aims trinity at brooklyn

501[00:32:30] luna_moona: wait hold on a sec
502[00:32:32] anony54: buy me a nose hair trimmer
503[00:32:37] luna_moona: 
ACTION pulls out death star laser

504[00:32:41] luna_moona: ok, now i'm ready
505[00:32:58] bryantzuki: Woo, thank you!
506[00:33:21] i_r_nutter: hi tim! ^.^
507[00:33:29] luna_moona: it's diggle season
508[00:33:57] i_r_nutter: killin zom zoms i see
509[00:34:24] bryantzuki: diggleshut come out to plaaaaay~
510[00:35:02] shimmerfairy: Place the digger and prepare to fail a few times.
511[00:35:03] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: why do they use an RE3 font
512[00:35:21] shimmerfairy: Because Konami secretly wishes it was Capcom?
513[00:35:32] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: 🤔
514[00:36:11] monotonetim: I am really
515[00:36:13] monotonetim: not prepared for this
516[00:36:16] monotonetim: also bathroom
517[00:36:29] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: [ Access the Digger . ]
518[00:36:34] i_r_nutter: man...tim is better at this game then i am...lol
519[00:37:09] i_r_nutter: i just play mp all the time...lol
520[00:37:11] thedumbesthorse: this game doesn't accurately simulate my toilet needs
521[00:37:26] spoiky: so i have no clue what this game is about but from what i gather just the past ten minutes theres dudes who have crystals growing out of their heads and they like wormholes
522[00:37:28] i_r_nutter: ^ same
523[00:37:45] spoiky: and the crystal bros dont like tim
524[00:38:08] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: fidget spinner fun
525[00:38:20] i_r_nutter: where?!?
526[00:38:23] shimmerfairy: gallium wormhole diggers
527[00:38:29] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: my housde
528[00:38:35] i_r_nutter: cool
529[00:39:10] i_r_nutter: #1 or #2 tim? lol
530[00:39:23] deadlyspaghettie: womp em dead-er
531[00:39:28] spoiky: get rekt mr crysalboi
532[00:40:01] i_r_nutter: their heads look silly...lol
533[00:43:06] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: u look silly
534[00:43:12] i_r_nutter: lol
535[00:43:26] i_r_nutter: its true
536[00:44:29] q1s2: dig to win
537[00:45:08] spoiky: if their heads are replaced with crystals then how do they feel pain from the fire
538[00:45:17] spoiky: checkmate
539[00:46:00] anony54: it's a door slamming party below me
540[00:46:55] spoiky: what the fuck is that
541[00:46:56] it_is_fanatic: AEEHHHHHHH
542[00:46:58] oldmario: how long til you move?
543[00:47:04] bigblacksilvio: AAAUUGH
544[00:47:30] bigblacksilvio: Wormhole digger lookin a little rough
545[00:47:40] ty1i: Naw it's fine.
546[00:47:47] ty1i: Just use some duct tape on it.
547[00:47:48] anony54: at least 2 months
548[00:47:51] oldmario: oh
549[00:47:58] oldmario: i was gonna say play akb48 music loudly
550[00:48:03] oldmario: it'll soon stop them banging
551[00:48:58] bigblacksilvio: Slap
552[00:48:58] spoiky: =(
553[00:48:59] rintezuka1: welp
554[00:49:03] goatsentercx: Wormhole digger is my favourite fishing lure
555[00:49:08] monotonetim: I keep forgetting the boooow aaa
556[00:49:11] wryght: r i p
557[00:49:14] wryght: also your many guns
558[00:49:19] staledevil: RIPI
559[00:49:32] shimmerfairy: Tim is just a baseball star at heart.
560[00:50:30] wryght: any chance of an Into the Breach stream? its the FTL guys new game. out tomorrow
561[00:51:45] bananaburger: how does it play
562[00:51:54] bananaburger: i really liked ftl's soundtrack
563[00:52:12] wryght: a more puzzle-y advance war, but randomly generated i think
564[00:52:15] originalrykz: is tim playing flyff soon?
565[00:52:59] shimmerfairy: Why play FlyFF when you can play DieFF instead? timBBQQT
566[00:53:18] it_is_fanatic: SourPls
567[00:53:20] bananaburger: wait a minute
568[00:53:22] thedumbesthorse: oh nice
569[00:53:29] bananaburger: where's this castlevania coming from
570[00:53:46] originalrykz: Konami
571[00:54:10] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: god himself
572[00:54:41] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: sorry , herself
573[00:55:58] ty1i: That texture.
574[00:55:59] ty1i: Holy shit
575[00:56:03] bananaburger: i would have called up the secret police had you not corrected yourself
576[00:57:48] bananaburger: idk if i'd want to live in a world where mushrooms walk around
577[00:57:49] dmill2010: this game is such a weird thign
578[00:58:16] bananaburger: i kind of wish there was more variation in enemies
579[00:58:22] goatsentercx: Are there only the two enemy types?
580[00:58:31] bananaburger: ive also seen these like
581[00:58:38] bananaburger: weird giant spider crab things
582[00:59:02] bananaburger: i'm not sure what their purpose is
583[00:59:02] shimmerfairy: there's also the pile of spiders Tim ran into once, yeah.
584[00:59:09] bananaburger: man i looked away during that
585[00:59:15] bananaburger: was hoping someone clipped it
586[00:59:28] bananaburger: like i wasnt paying attention and missed it
587[01:00:17] bananaburger: if you think about it crabs are kind of just sea spiders
588[01:00:44] goatsentercx: Tasty sea spiders
589[01:00:53] bananaburger: yeah
590[01:03:13] luna_moona: anony you need to slam the floor
591[01:03:43] luna_moona: use a saw or something to cut a hole and make it into a trap door so you can slam it
592[01:03:45] luna_moona: join in the fun
593[01:04:17] goatsentercx: This is f2p right?
594[01:04:35] dmill2010: no
595[01:04:50] bastadain: its only 60 canadian $
596[01:04:50] wryght: slightly discounted AAA price
597[01:04:59] wryght: 40-30 on PC
598[01:05:31] goatsentercx: Oh now i'm really confused why it exists
599[01:05:55] dmill2010: konami spent a shitload of money developing the engine
600[01:05:57] wryght: millions went into the fox engine and they wanted to get some more money back i guess
601[01:08:19] blacryu: These zombies LUL
602[01:10:05] bryantzuki: Does anyone have a suggestion as to a good computer chair, that's not the Markus?
603[01:12:09] goatsentercx: Try not to fall asleep
604[01:12:32] oldmario: DX racer chair
605[01:12:55] shimmerfairy: Try not to leave the mission zone again :P
606[01:13:34] thedumbesthorse: what
607[01:14:01] luna_moona: herman miller aeron timDinero
608[01:14:21] shimmerfairy: what what
609[01:14:34] luna_moona: at work i have a steelcase leap chair, it's ok but i wouldnt buy it myself
610[01:15:08] goatsentercx: This wait to win mechanic is great
611[01:15:23] bryantzuki: the office I worked at up north did uh Sttelcase Thinks
612[01:15:25] monotonetim: it's because I already did this but lost at the last second so all the guys are still dead
613[01:15:37] dmill2010: ah
614[01:15:57] luna_moona: i'd prefer those to the leap
615[01:15:59] shimmerfairy: oh yeah, that was when you went "I'd like to see you try to destroy this!"
616[01:16:34] monotonetim: godammit
617[01:16:38] monotonetim: why did I eat the corn
618[01:16:42] bryantzuki: Hmmm
619[01:17:02] bryantzuki: Any idea if there's any stores in charlotte that might have an aeron that I can like sit on to try it?
620[01:17:03] rickeon: it'll respawn back at the corn field in a few days
621[01:17:09] bryantzuki: don't wanna spend the money sight-unseen
622[01:17:16] foreverska: These sounds are very MGS
623[01:17:58] monotonetim: OH
624[01:18:04] monotonetim: I didn't know you could deconstruct this far out
625[01:18:11] luna_moona: any office furniture store would probably have it
626[01:18:19] luna_moona: but you'd need to call first to make sure
627[01:18:28] luna_moona: and i mean an actual office furniture store
628[01:18:34] thedumbesthorse: make it pretty
629[01:18:35] luna_moona: i doubt you'll find those at stables or office depot
630[01:18:55] bryantzuki: Well, the herman miller site says the only retailer in charlotte of herman miller stuff is at south park
631[01:18:57] jml_: maybe some nice flower beds will ward off the wanderers
632[01:19:03] bryantzuki: for new ones
633[01:19:07] shimmerfairy: game-changing discoveries
634[01:19:28] luna_moona: alfred williams & co has them
635[01:19:31] shimmerfairy: surround the base in a hedge maze trap for the zombies.
636[01:19:32] luna_moona: https://www.hermanmiller.com/where-to-buy/contact-a-dealer/?q=28223
637[01:19:41] monotonetim: hahah
638[01:19:44] monotonetim: my lopsided fence
639[01:20:04] bryantzuki: Huh.
640[01:20:05] luna_moona: a bit outside downtown but not too far
641[01:20:14] thedumbesthorse: timOh timMrBones
642[01:20:19] monotonetim: oh
643[01:20:20] perciacalos: LETS-ALL-GET-ALONG
644[01:20:20] monotonetim: wait
645[01:20:22] monotonetim: are we doing it
646[01:20:23] monotonetim: that
647[01:20:25] monotonetim: isn't what I wanted
648[01:20:30] shimmerfairy: This can't be the end of the game, right? It can't be this soon, right?
649[01:20:33] wunderweeze: but isn't this great, Tim?
650[01:20:35] wunderweeze: now we can go bakc home
651[01:20:43] monotonetim: I didn't even plant corn
652[01:20:48] monotonetim: of course this isn't the end
653[01:20:53] bryantzuki: I could do that, probably easier to get to than southpark
654[01:20:58] rickeon: I'm sure you're going to go home
655[01:20:59] wunderweeze: you gotta go home to buy some corn from the store
656[01:21:01] bryantzuki: And this is like we totally have it
657[01:21:10] bryantzuki: cause they've got pictures of their showroom
658[01:21:20] luna_moona: https://alfredwilliams.com/products/brands/herman-miller and this
659[01:21:25] monotonetim: oh god how does Miranda get back inside
660[01:21:28] monotonetim: she's outside my fence
661[01:21:30] luna_moona: https://alfredwilliams.com/products/aeron-chairs
662[01:21:34] rickeon: she lives out there now
663[01:21:34] perciacalos: If its anything like MGS5, you'll move onto a completely unfinished chapter 2
664[01:21:41] wunderweeze: she's the first line of defense
665[01:21:41] luna_moona: those things cost a lot
666[01:21:50] thedumbesthorse: short shorts or bust
667[01:21:53] rickeon: they actually finished chapter 2 in this one
668[01:21:58] luna_moona: i'd expect at least $900 with dealer markup minimum
669[01:22:15] foreverska: The tinny radio gives me Portal vibes
670[01:22:38] bryantzuki: Yeah, I wouldn't buy it through them. I'd probably try and find one like craigslist or something, but I still don't wanna spend money on a chair like that without sitting in it
671[01:22:43] bryantzuki: that's my biggest fear with dxracer
672[01:22:45] monotonetim: can you pick up heavy arrows too
673[01:22:49] rickeon: yep
674[01:22:52] rickeon: only elemental arrows are lost
675[01:22:53] luna_moona: i actually have a dx racer
676[01:22:57] luna_moona: it's really good
677[01:23:00] luna_moona: but wait until they go on sale
678[01:23:07] bryantzuki: think so?
679[01:23:21] luna_moona: yeah, if you see a $100 price jump, that's a decent price
680[01:23:24] luna_moona: *drop
681[01:23:25] luna_moona: not jump
682[01:23:35] pepperdove: What are we up to tonight?
683[01:23:38] luna_moona: but ive seen that once or twice
684[01:23:38] bryantzuki: I'd need to go with a King series or Sentinal.
685[01:23:42] luna_moona: $50 is more realistic
686[01:24:17] wunderweeze: miranda stuck outside, no wonder 0/500 medicine
687[01:24:32] pepperdove: !game
688[01:24:32] nightbot: Pepperdove -> stereotonetim is not playing
689[01:24:49] luna_moona: i have a formula chair
690[01:24:55] rickeon: it's metal gear survive
691[01:24:57] i_r_nutter: lol^
692[01:25:00] luna_moona: https://www.dxracer.com/us/en-us/product/1/gaming_chairs/formula_series/oh-fd101-nw/ this one i think
693[01:25:11] pepperdove: Wow Nightbot shot me down
694[01:25:24] i_r_nutter: tim is NOT playing around...lol
695[01:25:43] shimmerfairy: If only twitch provided a mechanism for streamers to tell you what game they're playing, so people don't have to ask all the time in chat... timBBQQT
696[01:26:18] bryantzuki: according to their sizing chart i'm too tall fo a formula chair.
697[01:26:25] it_is_fanatic: SourPls
698[01:26:28] fenrax: get shorter
699[01:26:46] luna_moona: just crush your skull
700[01:26:49] luna_moona: timMrBones
701[01:26:50] pepperdove: PrimeUWot
702[01:26:51] thedumbesthorse: timNotfound
703[01:26:52] prettypinkpansy: why does your protagonist look like cloud strife got into some kabuki paint
704[01:26:53] bryantzuki: yeah sure i'll just chop half my chest off
705[01:26:59] monotonetim: she did
706[01:27:03] monotonetim: wall market took a weird turn
707[01:27:15] thedumbesthorse: can you just garden instead
708[01:27:49] shimmerfairy: I feel like rolling a wheelchair into a potato garden could possibly be harmful to the potatoes.
709[01:27:53] monotonetim: HERE GOES NOTHIIING
710[01:28:01] deadlyspaghettie: do you like the game so far tim
711[01:28:04] monotonetim: Yes
712[01:28:11] luna_moona: https://i.imgur.com/2IbBvUx.png just get one of these timBBQQT
713[01:28:13] monotonetim: a lot more than I thought I would
714[01:28:19] it_is_fanatic: cant wait till there are 500 more missions
715[01:28:30] luna_moona: only timDinero 11 at walmart
716[01:28:37] thedumbesthorse: does anyone say jill sandwich
717[01:28:44] it_is_fanatic: why is it called a digger if it shoots into the sky?
718[01:28:49] rickeon: it digs wormholes
719[01:28:50] rickeon: in the sky
720[01:28:54] wunderweeze: ya dig?
721[01:29:14] it_is_fanatic: seems more like a tearer
722[01:29:20] deadlyspaghettie: it digs up space zombies
723[01:29:22] shimmerfairy: Maybe we're the bad guys for not letting the zombies go home too.
724[01:29:53] it_is_fanatic: wait did you just speak
725[01:29:56] squirminghorror: WAIT WHAT THE MC TALKS?
726[01:29:59] shimmerfairy: YOU CAN TALK?! :O
727[01:30:06] bl0cks: that breaks my mime immersion
728[01:30:10] deadlyspaghettie: LETS GO
729[01:30:12] wunderweeze: gotta take a bat to home invaders
730[01:30:15] it_is_fanatic: did he just tell you to gas yourself?
731[01:30:28] shimmerfairy: you don't need to second-guess yourself
732[01:30:49] commanderpepper: so when do you fight zombie big boss?
733[01:31:27] rileyjo7: Have we fought the giant dust monster yet
734[01:31:32] farjuan: Do you have to use the Bat for the entire game?
735[01:32:12] it_is_fanatic: guys, quit it. tim just built that.
736[01:32:18] bl0cks: oh no the potatoes
737[01:32:18] deadlyspaghettie: dont let them get the cord
738[01:32:20] deadlyspaghettie: corn*
739[01:32:21] thedumbesthorse: they love fence
740[01:32:25] bryantzuki: Yeah if I went dxracer I'd probably go https://www.dxracer.com/us/en-us/product/1/gaming_chairs/king_series/oh-ks06-n/
741[01:32:33] it_is_fanatic: the wanderers are worse than your RCT visitors breaking your benches
742[01:32:39] commanderpepper: this is baseball in the Metal Gear universe
743[01:32:42] ty1i: AArggghh it stings
744[01:32:50] it_is_fanatic: ARRRGGHHH IM ALLERGIC
745[01:33:15] squirminghorror: wait if you can backstab them why can't you do taht with all the zombies
746[01:33:23] deadlyspaghettie: konami sure did nail the mindless aspects of a zombie ai, almost too well
747[01:33:26] rickeon: you can backstab all the zombies
748[01:33:31] luna_moona: no you need this bryant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDYKXW9uXCg
749[01:34:00] bryantzuki: I'd love that
750[01:34:03] bryantzuki: but that's so much money
751[01:34:05] luna_moona: i love how all the displays are mirrored
752[01:34:06] squirminghorror: Y'know I think tim's gonna be ok
753[01:34:14] wunderweeze: gonna get to go home and everything
754[01:34:21] luna_moona: you're not taking advantage of the fact that you have 3 monitors
755[01:34:43] luna_moona: also, you'd get a better gaming experience with vr
756[01:34:49] bryantzuki: Yeah
757[01:34:59] deadlyspaghettie: did they get rid of the sliding box
758[01:35:12] bryantzuki: not gonna lie I'm still really tempted to get a vive, but right now is probably not a good time to buy
759[01:35:24] pepperdove: Oh good flaming zombies 🧟‍♂️
760[01:35:48] luna_moona: depends
761[01:36:07] luna_moona: the vive pro is coming out soon, but it's going to be even more expensive than the vive currently is
762[01:36:15] luna_moona: they might drop the price of the vive
763[01:36:23] bryantzuki: That's kind of what I'm hoping on
764[01:36:26] luna_moona: but montior craigslist you'll probably find a used one for a good price
765[01:36:44] wunderweeze: ruined your facepaint
766[01:36:46] monotonetim: I wonder if I could have just put a lot of fences down
767[01:36:48] monotonetim: nested fences
768[01:36:51] monotonetim: and just waited out the clock
769[01:36:54] shimmerfairy: fence maze
770[01:36:58] rickeon: you can always nest fences
771[01:36:59] bl0cks: probably
772[01:37:04] wunderweeze: cant get that sweet sweet kuban that way
773[01:37:07] bryantzuki: someone in greensboro had one for 400, but the ones here are 500
774[01:37:17] luna_moona: $400 is a pretty good price
775[01:37:20] thedumbesthorse: wow is that snake?
776[01:37:21] luna_moona: well
777[01:37:24] luna_moona: if it's including everything
778[01:37:39] luna_moona: considering 1 controler is still $130
779[01:37:49] bryantzuki: yeah it's got it all, but it's greensboro lol
780[01:38:28] oldmario: KappaWealth
781[01:38:33] shimmerfairy: TheIlluminati
782[01:38:40] bryantzuki: I almost went to south park today and got one and bugged them for the student discount...
783[01:38:42] miracleflare: this seems trustworthy
784[01:39:04] luna_moona: for what
785[01:39:13] bryantzuki: a vive, at the microsoft store
786[01:39:13] squirminghorror: AI - Don't do it.mysterious voice - DO IT
787[01:39:17] luna_moona: also, think about it this way: how much does it cost in gas to drive to greensboro
788[01:39:19] luna_moona: oh
789[01:39:20] monotonetim: wait you didn't let me say no
790[01:39:22] luna_moona: isnt that like 10% tho
791[01:39:31] wunderweeze: yeah but Nick said yes
792[01:39:31] monotonetim: guys wait I can talk I swear
793[01:39:31] bl0cks: i was going to say, do you get to make choices
794[01:39:33] rickeon: you need to learn to say no Tim
795[01:39:33] bryantzuki: Yeah, it would get it to $539 or so
796[01:39:35] miracleflare: choices matter
797[01:39:39] shoreboundurchin: Miranda a cute, how can I get a Miranda?
798[01:39:44] shimmerfairy: "I hope this decision is the best course of action for you, idiot."
799[01:39:45] rickeon: you can't let the AIs just roll over you
800[01:39:47] monotonetim: I was going to do an elaborate silence kabuki performance to express my distaste
801[01:40:13] monotonetim: KEPT. YOU. WAIT. HUUUUH?
802[01:40:16] monotonetim: waiting
803[01:40:17] monotonetim: dammit
804[01:40:18] squirminghorror: This screams trap
805[01:40:21] bryantzuki: but it's probably worth waiting till the vive pro comes out to see if they drop the price.
806[01:40:21] monotonetim: well I won
807[01:40:23] squirminghorror: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
808[01:40:23] monotonetim: ha ha just kidding
809[01:40:25] luna_moona: anyway, just think
810[01:40:28] luna_moona: if you go to greensboro
811[01:40:29] shimmerfairy: step into the funky wormhole
812[01:40:33] luna_moona: you could walk around the convention center aimlessly
813[01:40:39] miracleflare: OH NO.
814[01:40:42] basssic: oh no
815[01:40:44] luna_moona: or the colliseum
816[01:40:44] bl0cks: played us like a damn fiddle
817[01:40:47] pepperdove: Oh no
818[01:40:48] bananaburger: of course
819[01:40:49] luna_moona: yeah its the colliseum
820[01:40:50] blizzaxe: Oh no. The game was going to end, but we had to suck more time out of you.
821[01:41:00] rileyjo7: How were they planning on getting into the wormhole anyways
822[01:41:01] wunderweeze: Metal Gear?
823[01:41:01] shimmerfairy: The Lord of Dust LUL LUL
824[01:41:02] bananaburger: is it a METAL GEAR?!
825[01:41:04] thedumbesthorse: oh
826[01:41:06] ty1i: We Monster Hunter now.
827[01:41:07] i_r_nutter: welp
828[01:41:07] rickeon: it's camel snake.
829[01:41:08] squirminghorror: THE LORD OF FIRE
830[01:41:08] cakesphere: LUL
831[01:41:11] miracleflare: the captain's expression was perfect
832[01:41:11] squirminghorror: Wait no, I MEAN DUST
833[01:41:11] monotonetim: it's gonna hurt my base though
834[01:41:15] theprimerib: Lord of D
835[01:41:16] basssic: hurry, put some fences up
836[01:41:16] monotonetim: I just made those fences
837[01:41:17] bryantzuki: Also, CIAA week started D:
838[01:41:17] ty1i: ELDER DRAGON.
839[01:41:18] basssic: get out a spear
840[01:41:22] bananaburger: lord of the game
841[01:41:22] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: the fuckin kabukipaint
842[01:41:24] squirminghorror: IT'S THE LORD OF DUST
843[01:41:28] oldmario: no
844[01:41:28] wunderweeze: yeah everyone just leave the kid behind it's cool I got him
845[01:41:29] pepperdove: The nurse just ditched Chris
846[01:41:32] bl0cks: aw man, not the potatoes!
847[01:41:33] monotonetim: why can't we wheel the kid until we gotta carry him
848[01:41:36] shimmerfairy: god what a stupid name
849[01:41:36] goatsentercx: At least it's not the lord of lint
850[01:41:38] anony54: go away CIA
851[01:41:41] monotonetim: OH GOD MY POTATOES
852[01:41:45] squirminghorror: Actually
853[01:41:56] bl0cks: ALL THE POTATOES!
854[01:41:56] squirminghorror: If this game was a dark souls game...
855[01:41:58] monotonetim: he's actually attracted to the nutritional content of my potatoes
856[01:42:02] ty1i: Stop looking at it and run.
857[01:42:04] ty1i: Jesus Christ.
858[01:42:11] oldmario: go away anony
859[01:42:17] jml_: it's attracted by the bright colors of the kabuki paint
860[01:42:18] anony54: I just ate two pounds of taco bell
861[01:42:23] anony54: I want to eat two more
862[01:42:24] raynor_ex: we know, it's a super cool monster, but stop looking at it and run
863[01:42:24] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: maybe i just want to be an innocent farmer and i dont want to dig for wormholes
864[01:42:33] wunderweeze: suckin up those taters
865[01:42:34] commanderpepper: is this zombie metal gear?
866[01:42:36] miracleflare: THE POTATOES
867[01:42:39] bl0cks: potato vacuum: activated
868[01:42:46] bryantzuki: go
869[01:42:50] monotonetim: god ignore the kid
870[01:42:51] squirminghorror: Thoomp
871[01:42:54] wunderweeze: weaponized potatoes
872[01:42:58] ty1i: IF ONLY WE RAN TOWARDS THE WORMHOLE SOONER.
873[01:43:00] rickeon: throw the kid off the side
874[01:43:01] miracleflare: thanks virgil
875[01:43:04] bl0cks: now thats what i call a baked potato
876[01:43:12] i_r_nutter: LETS GO!
877[01:43:18] shimmerfairy: "You must start moving you doofus"
878[01:43:25] monotonetim: well the kid can't have his legs paralyzed twice
879[01:43:25] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: can the kid not walk
880[01:43:31] miracleflare: F
881[01:43:33] shimmerfairy: wheelchair boy
882[01:43:34] it_is_fanatic: screw the kid
883[01:43:35] blizzaxe: the kid can not walk
884[01:43:35] squirminghorror: Kid's parapalegic
885[01:43:37] it_is_fanatic: he's useless
886[01:43:43] anony54: too much traffic
887[01:43:46] skygtr350: CAPTAIN
888[01:43:51] bl0cks: captain can you hear me
889[01:43:53] shimmerfairy: wheelchair kid: "YOU BONED US CAPTAIN!"
890[01:43:55] bl0cks: captain can you see me
891[01:43:56] monotonetim: AAAH MY KABUKI PAINT
892[01:44:12] commanderpepper: where are the giant eagles when you need them?
893[01:44:12] it_is_fanatic: SourPls
894[01:44:18] luna_moona: bryant just think
895[01:44:20] luna_moona: if they have an event
896[01:44:25] luna_moona: you could pay for overpriced consessions
897[01:44:33] monotonetim: oh
898[01:44:38] raynor_ex: got enough time to eat a potato
899[01:44:40] bl0cks: its always the time for potatoes
900[01:44:40] skygtr350: LUL
901[01:44:41] blizzaxe: rip
902[01:44:42] squirminghorror: LUL
903[01:44:43] it_is_fanatic: rofl
904[01:44:44] cakesphere: LUL
905[01:44:46] fasdyk: oh
906[01:44:47] ninjapikmin: oh
907[01:44:50] raynor_ex: also timOh
908[01:44:50] theprimerib: Hi Five!
909[01:44:52] rickeon: watch out for the giant hands
910[01:44:53] skygtr350: timMrBonews
911[01:44:54] cakesphere: PLS RESPOND timOh
912[01:44:54] wunderweeze: he knew you had more potatoes on you
913[01:44:55] bryantzuki: I'll pass.
914[01:44:56] skygtr350: timMrBones
915[01:45:03] bl0cks: he could smell the potatoes
916[01:45:05] pepperdove: Oh
917[01:45:06] commanderpepper: timMrBones
918[01:45:10] luna_moona: BibleThump
919[01:45:14] goatsentercx: Dusty smackdown
920[01:45:41] anony54: gibe monies pl0x
921[01:45:49] bryantzuki: nope fuck off.
922[01:45:53] skygtr350: Watch out.
923[01:46:02] anony54: but I need to buy a house
924[01:46:02] commanderpepper: was that a dust bunny?
925[01:46:09] rickeon: watch out, his hand grew a hand
926[01:46:11] scoopshaagendazs: That poor child
927[01:46:13] wunderweeze: ditch the kid
928[01:46:13] raynor_ex: it has hands on it's hands
929[01:46:14] theprimerib: I heard you like hands
930[01:46:20] ty1i: I don't get why we just stand around instead of running.
931[01:46:22] pepperdove: Selfie stick
932[01:46:25] skygtr350: He's dead
933[01:46:32] cakesphere: you've broken every bone in that kid's body
934[01:46:33] marmidon: omg what is this
935[01:46:35] rickeon: 90% of the game's budget went to this scene, you're going to look at it
936[01:46:41] goatsentercx: You need white gloves to beat it
937[01:46:43] bl0cks: kid brutalizer sim
938[01:46:49] miracleflare: lol
939[01:46:58] miracleflare: just put him down
940[01:47:04] bl0cks: ahahaha
941[01:47:06] bl0cks: tim
942[01:47:10] raynor_ex: tim pls
943[01:47:12] thedumbesthorse: hmm
944[01:47:27] miracleflare: i hope there's a clipping glitch that can be done by dropping the kid
945[01:47:28] raynor_ex: i'm sure there are plenty of better ragdolls rolling down stairs games than this one
946[01:47:29] commanderpepper: the programmers thought of that huh
947[01:47:30] wunderweeze: im afraid not
948[01:47:35] i_r_nutter: lol
949[01:47:36] theprimerib: Oh christ
950[01:47:38] fasdyk: oh
951[01:47:38] ty1i: RIP
952[01:47:38] skygtr350: timOh
953[01:47:42] bl0cks: warned you about stairs bro
954[01:47:42] miracleflare: oh my god
955[01:47:44] thedumbesthorse: tim no
956[01:47:47] 5555555james: success
957[01:47:48] shimmerfairy: IT KEEPS HAPPENING
958[01:47:48] bonfiredes_: tim pls
959[01:47:49] rickeon: grenade
960[01:47:50] wunderweeze: time!
961[01:47:51] miracleflare: oh
962[01:47:58] thedumbesthorse: lol time
963[01:48:01] monotonetim: ho
964[01:48:04] monotonetim: wow that's low budget
965[01:48:08] bl0cks: huh
966[01:48:09] skygtr350: LUL
967[01:48:10] bl0cks: ahahaha
968[01:48:11] squirminghorror: ??????????
969[01:48:15] marmidon: good end
970[01:48:19] commanderpepper: nothing at all
971[01:48:23] raynor_ex: everything changed when the lord of dust attacked
972[01:48:23] rickeon: they didn't expect you to torture the kid long enough to die
973[01:48:25] oldmario: build one
974[01:48:25] monotonetim: screen should have just read "why"
975[01:48:26] oldmario: it's cheaper
976[01:48:30] shoreboundurchin: Oh wow, doesnt even show it...
977[01:48:36] thedumbesthorse: probably never planned on someone trying to throw the kid off the building
978[01:48:37] anony54: not really
979[01:48:41] shoreboundurchin: "Nobody could possibly fail this"
980[01:48:43] shimmerfairy: You're not gonna start over from the very beginning of this wormhole-- oh good.
981[01:48:44] luna_moona: https://youtu.be/2oGjBA0OcO8?t=187 i love how they play blade runner music here
982[01:48:48] luna_moona: was totally unexpected
983[01:48:48] fenrax: live in cardboard
984[01:48:54] luna_moona: ^^^
985[01:49:01] bl0cks: gonna pick you up and put you down about 20 times
986[01:49:05] rickeon: try a grenade, they knock most physics enabled things pretty far
987[01:49:06] miracleflare: why even give the creature hands on hands if we don't get to watch it tear metal
988[01:49:26] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: why do you keep dropping the child
989[01:49:35] it_is_fanatic: kids are icky
990[01:49:37] squirminghorror: He's trying to do a glitch afaik
991[01:49:40] shimmerfairy: Maybe for the same reason he keeps diving at bad times?
992[01:49:51] blondrobin: Because tim is a monster
993[01:50:02] commanderpepper: this kid refuses to cli
994[01:50:04] rickeon: he's dropping him because he hates the handicapped
995[01:50:11] marmidon: its a speedrun child legless %
996[01:50:14] wunderweeze: chris got the jitters
997[01:50:29] skygtr350: LUL
998[01:50:35] squirminghorror: uhoh
999[01:50:35] commanderpepper: oh wait
1000[01:51:17] shoreboundurchin: D:
1001[01:51:18] monotonetim: why didn't you jump into the wormhole
1002[01:51:20] shimmerfairy: if only you went in immediately
1003[01:51:29] q1s2: she went the wrong way
1004[01:51:35] anony54: it's like that movie grandma's boy
1005[01:51:37] commanderpepper: rip tim
1006[01:51:38] rickeon: she wants it to be dramatic
1007[01:51:41] ty1i: If only we didn't stand there like an idiot.
1008[01:51:42] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: "let's go" as if you have any method of moving more quickly
1009[01:51:48] vidboi: timOh
1010[01:51:49] marmidon: should have said the child will be fine and left him there
1011[01:51:49] monotonetim: knocking mother base down with it's enormous crystal dong
1012[01:51:52] shimmerfairy: @PUT_NAKED_JULIA_IN_UMVC3 I was thinking the same thing
1013[01:51:53] ty1i: Yeah, literally JUST MOVING would've done the job.
1014[01:51:55] bl0cks: because she has the potatoes, she has to distract the dust man
1015[01:51:59] q1s2: use the boost to get through
1016[01:52:07] miracleflare: aren't they supposed to be closing the sphincter so the monster doesn't get through
1017[01:52:08] skygtr350: CRACK CLIMBING Pog Champ
1018[01:52:14] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: Bad Video Game Alert!
1019[01:52:25] commanderpepper: that grunt
1020[01:52:31] miracleflare: HAAAH
1021[01:52:38] vidboi: timMinus
1022[01:52:40] blizzaxe: rip
1023[01:52:40] bananaburger: whoops
1024[01:52:41] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: LUL
1025[01:52:43] miracleflare: oh
1026[01:52:43] wunderweeze: rip
1027[01:52:43] theprimerib: Whups
1028[01:52:43] skygtr350: LUL
1029[01:52:44] monotonetim: bad ass
1030[01:52:46] shimmerfairy: oof ouch owie I'm dead
1031[01:52:46] monotonetim: holy shit
1032[01:52:48] basssic: bad end
1033[01:52:53] bananaburger: oh wow
1034[01:52:54] q1s2: rip
1035[01:52:54] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: ????????????????????????????????????????????
1036[01:52:55] ty1i: LOL
1037[01:52:55] vidboi: timPlus
1038[01:52:55] bananaburger: cmon
1039[01:52:56] basssic: oh
1040[01:52:57] wunderweeze: fist bump that AI
1041[01:52:57] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: ???????????????
1042[01:52:57] commanderpepper: guess again
1043[01:52:59] bananaburger: that's just
1044[01:53:01] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: ???????????????????
1045[01:53:02] blizzaxe: oh no
1046[01:53:02] q1s2: Saved
1047[01:53:02] monotonetim: FUCK YEAH
1048[01:53:03] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: ?????????????????????????????
1049[01:53:04] blizzaxe: its arm got through
1050[01:53:04] shimmerfairy: wat
1051[01:53:05] fasdyk: What the
1052[01:53:05] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: ??????????????????????????????????????????????
1053[01:53:06] thedumbesthorse: oh
1054[01:53:06] jml_: ?
1055[01:53:07] blizzaxe: sequel bait
1056[01:53:09] miracleflare: what
1057[01:53:10] shoreboundurchin: RIP arm
1058[01:53:10] monotonetim: you saw it rocket down in the beginning of the game
1059[01:53:15] basssic: that was ridiculously lame
1060[01:53:16] basssic: fyi
1061[01:53:17] bananaburger: hahahaha
1062[01:53:18] monotonetim: no
1063[01:53:19] monotonetim: it wasn't
1064[01:53:20] basssic: yes
1065[01:53:21] rickeon: that was great
1066[01:53:21] raynor_ex: rocket down does not imply it can rocket up
1067[01:53:21] basssic: it was
1068[01:53:21] monotonetim: it was awesome
1069[01:53:22] bl0cks: it was cool
1070[01:53:23] monotonetim: I loved it
1071[01:53:25] wunderweeze: nah man you like both last your arms it's poetic
1072[01:53:25] bananaburger: it was so hollywood blockbuster
1073[01:53:28] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: here lets jsu tu fkcing
1074[01:53:32] shoreboundurchin: Rule of cool man, it was great
1075[01:53:35] vidboi: did you mean rediculously AWESOME??
1076[01:53:38] shimmerfairy: @MonotoneTim I didn't see the beginning of the game, so that was just dumb random.
1077[01:53:38] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: climb this whole thing with this idiot kid on my shoulders
1078[01:53:39] basssic: no
1079[01:53:40] squirminghorror: That was kinda neat tbh
1080[01:53:41] commanderpepper: let's see the end of game party
1081[01:53:41] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: not jump into the light
1082[01:53:46] pepperdove: FLYING ROBOT SAVES DAY
1083[01:53:47] bananaburger: wait so is that the end of teh game?
1084[01:53:49] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: anmd then take this flying thing i could have just taken at the start
1085[01:53:51] monotonetim: I doubt it
1086[01:53:55] monotonetim: don't tell me if it is or not
1087[01:54:04] ty1i: We're now in zombie world 2
1088[01:54:09] marmidon: what is with her face
1089[01:54:11] squirminghorror: I think, yeah
1090[01:54:16] farjuan: CHapter 3: Peace
1091[01:54:18] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: Shut the fuck up you useless child. Don't speak.
1092[01:54:23] shimmerfairy: spoilerz the end of the game is coming up sometime in the future timBBQQT
1093[01:54:24] monotonetim: oh that one other survivor I forgot to get
1094[01:54:29] rickeon: hey, that kid is a computer expert
1095[01:54:30] it_is_fanatic: where's the hand that broke off?
1096[01:54:34] commanderpepper: someone get on a cellphone
1097[01:54:39] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: why does she dress like that
1098[01:54:46] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: why are her hands so big
1099[01:54:46] basssic: WUH OH
1100[01:54:46] fasdyk: oh no
1101[01:54:51] q1s2: gasp
1102[01:54:52] rickeon: she got abducted while she was working
1103[01:54:52] ty1i: WE FORGOT TO SET THE WORMHOLE.
1104[01:54:52] vidboi: Are you playing Major Carter from Stargate, Tim?
1105[01:54:52] bananaburger: wow those are some yaoi hands right there
1106[01:54:55] basssic: i canNOT believe this
1107[01:54:58] basssic: my god...
1108[01:55:03] wunderweeze: i'm sorry your home is in another castle
1109[01:55:08] vidboi: with kabuki makeup?
1110[01:55:09] ty1i: Damn it! We had to set the coordinates.
1111[01:55:11] thedumbesthorse: timMrBones
1112[01:55:13] q1s2: we're on halo
1113[01:55:17] monotonetim: you can put the kid down
1114[01:55:18] squirminghorror: You're at another wormhole at another time
1115[01:55:25] bl0cks: PLAYED US LIKE A GOD DAMNED FIDDLE
1116[01:55:25] rileyjo7: Well they tried and that’s the main thing
1117[01:55:26] goatsentercx: That's not a polite to ask julia
1118[01:55:33] it_is_fanatic: found the hand
1119[01:55:38] commanderpepper: well okay
1120[01:55:47] vidboi: don't touch it! it's evil!
1121[01:55:55] skygtr350: LUL
1122[01:55:56] vidboi: hahahahah
1123[01:55:58] shimmerfairy: next... circle?
1124[01:56:00] blizzaxe: ONLY GOTTA DO THIS A HUNDRED MORE TIMES
1125[01:56:01] monotonetim: of hell
1126[01:56:03] miracleflare: LOOPS
1127[01:56:06] fasdyk: Circle of hell
1128[01:56:07] shoreboundurchin: You thought the game was over? HA
1129[01:56:08] rickeon: the AI is called virgil
1130[01:56:10] blizzaxe: or at least as long as the series keeps making money
1131[01:56:13] monotonetim: but
1132[01:56:14] monotonetim: my potatoes
1133[01:56:15] vidboi: congratulations! you've finished the tutorial secion
1134[01:56:15] fasdyk: Damn it Tim
1135[01:56:15] squirminghorror: NEXT CIRCLE OF HELL BABY
1136[01:56:16] ty1i: Wow, totally didn't see it coming.
1137[01:56:16] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: whgat in the fucking world is that flying robot cylinder im so confused
1138[01:56:18] miracleflare: it's no man's sky all over again
1139[01:56:22] monotonetim: do I have to grow my potatoes again
1140[01:56:22] commanderpepper: is that snake's new arm?
1141[01:56:31] bl0cks: yes
1142[01:56:33] basssic: oh you're in the man on fire area now
1143[01:56:34] marmidon: zombie unicorns, thats original
1144[01:56:34] wunderweeze: this new soil doesnt accept potatoes
1145[01:56:37] raynor_ex: no, that's ocelot's new arm
1146[01:56:38] shimmerfairy: you need 2nd circle potatoes for this realm.
1147[01:56:41] basssic: in africa
1148[01:56:50] q1s2: potato 2.0
1149[01:57:14] shimmerfairy: TheIlluminati all according to plan TheIlluminati
1150[01:57:28] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: all according to goodluck keikaku...
1151[01:57:45] shimmerfairy: "Lord of Dust" LUL
1152[01:57:49] rileyjo7: He just wants to make the perfect potatoes
1153[01:57:50] monotonetim: I wonder if I can get back to my other base
1154[01:57:55] monotonetim: since there's stuff I never got I'm sure
1155[01:58:00] rickeon: do you want an answer
1156[01:58:01] monotonetim: probably a lot and probably good
1157[01:58:03] monotonetim: no
1158[01:58:04] monotonetim: I'm sure you do
1159[01:58:13] monotonetim: that'd be dumb
1160[01:58:14] bananaburger: should probably call this guy badluck instead am i right
1161[01:58:18] bl0cks: hahaha
1162[01:58:23] monotonetim: why do we doubt goodliuck
1163[01:58:27] fasdyk: So why are there Diamond Dog insignias?
1164[01:58:37] rickeon: he died, trustworthy people don't die
1165[01:58:41] pepperdove: Huehuehue
1166[01:58:46] skygtr350: cause MGSV assets
1167[01:58:55] monotonetim: I'm a former soldier
1168[01:58:57] bl0cks: NANI?!
1169[01:59:01] monotonetim: I want food
1170[01:59:11] rickeon: the diamond dog logo actually says "dead dogs" if you look at it
1171[01:59:14] rickeon: it's completely different
1172[01:59:16] ty1i: Betrayal?! IN MY METAL GEAR?
1173[01:59:16] bl0cks: why is there a child involved with all this
1174[01:59:21] monotonetim: oh does it
1175[01:59:23] monotonetim: that's p good
1176[01:59:30] squirminghorror: The child is actually super important
1177[01:59:33] monotonetim: ACTUALLY GUYS I DECIDED NOW THAT GRUEN IS BAD
1178[01:59:35] bl0cks: oh
1179[01:59:37] monotonetim: WE THOUGHT HE WAS GOOD BUT
1180[01:59:38] commanderpepper: Lord of Dust vs a Metal Gear when
1181[01:59:42] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: miranda is annoying
1182[01:59:45] bl0cks: i guess that makes sense for metal gear
1183[01:59:51] monotonetim: her voice acting is pretty lifeless
1184[01:59:54] raynor_ex: lord of dust is literally a weapon to surpass metal gear
1185[02:00:00] squirminghorror: Wait is that chris
1186[02:00:00] skygtr350: "I'm reading these lines"
1187[02:00:10] bl0cks: god, it sounds like it
1188[02:00:13] monotonetim: MY POTATOES
1189[02:00:16] monotonetim: SHIT
1190[02:00:22] monotonetim: oh
1191[02:00:23] bl0cks: ARE YOUR POTATOES GONE
1192[02:00:30] bl0cks: DID THEY TAKE THEM??
1193[02:00:35] commanderpepper: can you farm livestock in this game?
1194[02:00:40] raynor_ex: lord of dust ate your potatoes
1195[02:00:40] rickeon: yeah
1196[02:00:57] squirminghorror: He didn't take your radio
1197[02:01:05] shimmerfairy: 8 bit radio but no potatoes??
1198[02:01:12] bl0cks: jesus christ
1199[02:01:35] miracleflare: lord of the dust bowl
1200[02:01:41] pepperdove: Oh yeah rock out
1201[02:01:43] skygtr350: SourPls
1202[02:04:23] monotonetim: I was looking for the thing to rearrange the base
1203[02:04:30] rickeon: it doesn't exist
1204[02:04:35] monotonetim: I noticed
1205[02:05:03] monotonetim: 1 potato left
1206[02:05:06] monotonetim: too bad I baked it
1207[02:05:09] monotonetim: cannot grow that
1208[02:05:19] it_is_fanatic: bake timGuest420
1209[02:05:43] monotonetim: god that transmitter is loud
1210[02:06:14] bl0cks: you fuckin murked that goat
1211[02:07:45] monotonetim: holy shit what
1212[02:07:59] wunderweeze: evil potatoes
1213[02:08:07] shimmerfairy: antipotatoes
1214[02:08:47] menidalf: Nanopotatoes!
1215[02:10:37] oldmario: not like that
1216[02:10:56] skygtr350: why are the grabbers like 8 feet away from you when you kick them
1217[02:11:15] rickeon: you're kicking them by the vine
1218[02:16:32] mrcoolspook: what's with the castlevania music?
1219[02:16:42] q1s2: it's awsome
1220[02:16:53] monotonetim: I found it
1221[02:17:02] mrcoolspook: nice?
1222[02:19:23] mrcoolspook: its cool that they chose the vrc6 japanese music
1223[02:20:37] 13thmarc: So far this game looks good, but is this a game I should wait for a good sale on?
1224[02:20:54] monotonetim: I got it for 32 bucks
1225[02:22:15] mrcoolspook: It's a tough buy for most I hear as apparently you have to buy extra save slots and squads and load out slots
1226[02:22:23] shimmerfairy: Where are the vice midi stations on that radio?
1227[02:22:45] rickeon: none of the microtransactions really effect the game meaningfully
1228[02:22:50] 13thmarc: I was wondering because of the price if there are a ton of micro stuff that get you eventually.
1229[02:23:03] contradistinct: are we aliiive
1230[02:23:05] rickeon: it's dumb that they're there at all, but they aren't even worth buying
1231[02:23:10] luna_moona: maybe
1232[02:23:12] luna_moona: who knows
1233[02:23:18] luna_moona: what if im timMrBones
1234[02:23:21] contradistinct: idk
1235[02:23:29] contradistinct: I'm sure you know though
1236[02:23:35] contradistinct: you could've let the bugs live
1237[02:23:38] contradistinct: if you weren't going to
1238[02:23:59] luna_moona: i would have wanted to take them to the grave with me
1239[02:25:01] 13thmarc: hey batter batter.. SWING
1240[02:25:14] contradistinct: let them feed off your body
1241[02:25:41] sharrakor: those long head guys seem tough
1242[02:26:08] monotonetim: h
1243[02:26:08] monotonetim: oh
1244[02:26:14] pig_pug: My legs are okay.
1245[02:26:17] blizzaxe: rip
1246[02:26:38] sharrakor: gotta kick those sea anemone
1247[02:26:55] mrcoolspook: that assistant AI is annoying almost on the levels of FI from Skyward sword
1248[02:27:15] sharrakor: but how else will I know to constantly watch my stamina
1249[02:27:55] clyde1500: You need a 300 IQ to watch the stamina bar and Konami knows the average player isn't going to be able to do that.
1250[02:27:58] shimmerfairy: Except Fi wasn't annoying and this is.
1251[02:28:15] sharrakor: that bug he screm
1252[02:28:45] anony54: why is buying a house so hard
1253[02:29:33] contradistinct: because I have no money
1254[02:29:39] thatrand0mhero: So how is this a part of metal gear again?
1255[02:30:02] contradistinct: my friend tried to buy one after graduation, but the loan got rejected
1256[02:30:34] theprixie: I agree.
1257[02:30:47] clyde1500: Is the AI assistant a voice actress or just text to speech?
1258[02:31:23] shimmerfairy: text-to-speech should be what Tim replace's the AI dialogue with for a mono stream, just because.
1259[02:31:27] mrcoolspook: the mother base was exploded so hard it backwards long jumped into a QPU
1260[02:31:51] mrcoolspook: something along those lines is my headcannon
1261[02:32:56] anony54: how much debt did he have
1262[02:33:58] theprixie: Something about a game sound only stream is like, really great.
1263[02:34:07] monotonetim: oh
1264[02:34:14] contradistinct: well they were in pharmacy school too
1265[02:34:16] contradistinct: so 200k+
1266[02:34:31] contradistinct: but job was probably at least 60 an hour
1267[02:34:33] theprixie: fragBroc
1268[02:34:54] anony54: $60/hr is roughly $120k a year
1269[02:35:25] anony54: $10k a month, with $2k going to loans is ~20% back end ratio
1270[02:35:32] theprixie: I enjoy Metal Gear sounds
1271[02:35:33] pepperdove: BagOfMemes BagOfMemes BagOfMemes
1272[02:35:42] theprixie: Now Tim thinks that I hate his voice :(
1273[02:35:54] contradistinct: loan payments are typically 3-4k a month for that much, from what I'm hearing
1274[02:36:02] anony54: ah
1275[02:36:12] anony54: back end ratio is usually limited to 38-43%
1276[02:36:14] pepperdove: ❗️
1277[02:36:16] anony54: also
1278[02:36:27] anony54: you usually need 1-2 years continuously at your job
1279[02:36:28] thatrand0mhero: kreygSAD
1280[02:36:39] it_is_fanatic: Wowee
1281[02:36:40] contradistinct: yeah probably, she was signing it with her brother in law
1282[02:37:07] contradistinct: not sure how much he has
1283[02:37:09] anony54: the place I went with also wanted a 720+ credit score for the highest tier
1284[02:37:19] contradistinct: not sure how much the house was either
1285[02:37:24] theprixie: I just have someone else talking in a room with me so a non-voice stream makes me feel... less overwhelmed by sound.
1286[02:37:48] contradistinct: I forget what my credit score is
1287[02:38:01] anony54: how many credit cards do you have open in good standing
1288[02:38:27] contradistinct: 2 or 3
1289[02:38:34] squirminghorror: goodbye fences
1290[02:38:37] it_is_fanatic: do the fences require many materials??
1291[02:38:38] monotonetim: haha
1292[02:38:44] monotonetim: I literally just said that out loud
1293[02:38:57] shimmerfairy: If only we could hear you speak :(
1294[02:39:04] rickeon: fences are basically free
1295[02:39:11] pepperdove: You loled irl
1296[02:39:16] anony54: you only need something like a 640 score to get approved but with a higher interest rate
1297[02:39:22] squirminghorror: 6 IRON PER
1298[02:39:25] squirminghorror: THAT'S A LOT OF IRON
1299[02:39:34] contradistinct: oh apparently it's 717
1300[02:39:38] menidalf: btw spears can hit trhou fencer :/
1301[02:39:42] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: is flyff dead tim
1302[02:39:51] rileyjo7: https://i.imgur.com/zMFR9iJ.jpg
1303[02:39:57] anony54: breddy gud
1304[02:40:01] monotonetim: ahahaha
1305[02:40:05] clyde1500: Fence plus spear is the meta
1306[02:40:12] anony54: student loans extend your length of credit quite a bit
1307[02:40:13] menidalf: sadly
1308[02:41:00] contradistinct: yeah, gonna try to get a job asap and pay it off, unlike my brother.
1309[02:41:10] mini_minamitsu: did you get the melee dodge thing?
1310[02:41:19] contradistinct: he finished pharmacy school last year and still isn't licensed.
1311[02:41:26] contradistinct: so my parents are paying his loan atm
1312[02:41:31] anony54: gross
1313[02:41:32] pepperdove: Hmm
1314[02:42:06] squirminghorror: this makes me wanna play monhun
1315[02:42:10] pepperdove: Aww sry puppers
1316[02:42:22] contradistinct: thinking about living in the middle of nowhere like my friend did for some higher pay
1317[02:43:06] anony54: I'm moving to the middle of nowhere with my dad
1318[02:43:22] anony54: my mortgage payment will only be $700ish after he pays me rent
1319[02:43:41] menidalf: http://www.cdjapan.co.jp/product/NEOGDS-110492?s_ssid=e36ac75a94c553ec5d If only it werent iphone 5 ;(
1320[02:44:00] menidalf: for*
1321[02:44:05] theprixie: So is single player killing waves? or is there a campaign mode? I've only been able to find people playing multi
1322[02:44:09] rickeon: if only you had weapons besides the starting baseball bat
1323[02:44:19] contradistinct: nice
1324[02:44:23] ninjapikmin: ninja spike heads
1325[02:44:23] squirminghorror: THAI KICK
1326[02:44:26] monotonetim: I dldn:t like the axe because it didn:t have as big of a range
1327[02:44:29] monotonetim: the bat is just super wide
1328[02:44:38] rickeon: huh, I thought they were identical
1329[02:44:44] contradistinct: kinda wish my roommates didn't ditch me
1330[02:44:49] contradistinct: so I wouldn't have to pay so much for rent
1331[02:45:16] menidalf: Shame that captain swing it like it weights 100kg
1332[02:45:33] anony54: the total payments every month for a 2000-3000 square foot house with 5 acres of land will only be $1200 a month
1333[02:46:03] anony54: property taxes here are almost nothing
1334[02:46:16] theprixie: Yeah that's a crazy swing
1335[02:46:39] squirminghorror: My sides hurt so much
1336[02:46:42] squirminghorror: I'm laughing too hard
1337[02:47:56] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: SMALL ANIMAL DETECTED
1338[02:48:21] mini_minamitsu: sorry if you already know this, but you can dodge then immediately attack to get a hit off quicker (at least, you could in beta)
1339[02:48:29] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: i thought i heard kitty meow
1340[02:48:29] contradistinct: you gonna stay in your state?
1341[02:48:41] monotonetim: oops
1342[02:48:42] contradistinct: but yeah that sounds good
1343[02:48:45] mini_minamitsu: oh
1344[02:48:48] contradistinct: I'm used to CA prices
1345[02:48:51] i_r_nutter: lol
1346[02:48:52] smarioman: What do you have against guns?
1347[02:49:09] anony54: I considered moving to southern KY but I would rather stay in TN
1348[02:49:49] mini_minamitsu: 3rd person aiming with a weapon like a bow really sucks
1349[02:49:49] rickeon: fire a warning shot
1350[02:49:50] contradistinct: I wanna go back to CA, but that'll probably take a while
1351[02:49:56] contradistinct: well specifically orange county
1352[02:50:07] hackoon_: is this fun
1353[02:50:07] anony54: oh, also no income taxes either
1354[02:50:11] contradistinct: ooh
1355[02:50:16] smarioman: oh.
1356[02:50:18] contradistinct: yeah that's why I'm thinking about washington for a bit
1357[02:50:21] anony54: it's banned by the state constitution
1358[02:50:26] contradistinct: oh
1359[02:50:31] mrcoolspook: What difficulty is this?
1360[02:50:36] anony54: only capital gains are taxed over $1250 a year
1361[02:51:04] mrcoolspook: cause that just seems like an artificial difficulty spike with it's movements
1362[02:51:19] contradistinct: oh
1363[02:51:45] rickeon: not really an artificial difficulty spike, it's the first enemy that actually reacts to what you do instead of just moving forward
1364[02:51:54] anony54: we have a very high sales tax though
1365[02:51:57] contradistinct: ugh now I'm looking at houses in california, it's making me sad
1366[02:51:57] smarioman: I feel like your weapons and HP have been consistently too weak for what you've been up against.
1367[02:52:01] contradistinct: yeah that's like washington too
1368[02:52:21] contradistinct: I think oregon has high income and propety tax, but no sales tax
1369[02:52:52] contradistinct: 2.5 million for this house? ugh
1370[02:52:54] anony54: sales tax here is 9.25-9.75%
1371[02:53:21] mrcoolspook: fair enough, just seems a little random and bugged @Rickeon
1372[02:53:22] contradistinct: that's pretty high
1373[02:53:33] contradistinct: gotten used to the no sales tax
1374[02:53:44] contradistinct: but things are more expensive here than california
1375[02:53:46] theprixie: oh dear.
1376[02:53:47] rickeon: they're random but not bugged.
1377[02:53:48] contradistinct: which is weird to me
1378[02:53:49] anony54: they are trying to push the city tax to 10.25% to pay for a $9 billion transit upgrade
1379[02:53:55] theprixie: That face makeup was surprising
1380[02:53:56] contradistinct: oh yeah you mentioned that before
1381[02:54:06] rickeon: they're supposed to be nearly impossible to kill with melee weapons
1382[02:54:08] squirminghorror: it's a white hanzo
1383[02:54:12] it_is_fanatic: i've forgotten what pain is
1384[02:54:28] anony54: our property taxes are the appraised value divided by 4, times the county rate which is usually 2-3%
1385[02:54:37] shimmerfairy: What kind of magic power does your friend have?
1386[02:54:41] anony54: so effective rate is .5-.75%
1387[02:54:42] mini_minamitsu: you look so upset
1388[02:54:45] monotonetim: oh, it:s mr intro
1389[02:54:46] monotonetim: I am
1390[02:54:54] hackoon_: is that ryan gosling
1391[02:54:54] smarioman: Oh, I get it. This is the FreeSO update. I didn't recognize Tim's character until the face paint.
1392[02:54:57] it_is_fanatic: >:(
1393[02:55:22] hackoon_: dead
1394[02:55:22] it_is_fanatic: "Whoops"
1395[02:55:25] theprixie: Shoot him with an arrow
1396[02:55:28] theprixie: get the job done
1397[02:55:29] ninjapikmin: carrying part oh boy
1398[02:55:30] contradistinct: oh
1399[02:55:31] it_is_fanatic: oh great. time to carry people again
1400[02:55:31] squirminghorror: wait wait what
1401[02:55:42] shimmerfairy: Metal Gear Piggyback
1402[02:55:43] squirminghorror: Where he was sitting was all gray and dusty and not bloody
1403[02:55:51] mandy2610: gather all the materials
1404[02:55:55] contradistinct: yeahhh I don't really know much about taxes since I haven't had to deal with them yet
1405[02:55:58] thatrand0mhero: That's what i say to my gf all the time lol
1406[02:56:09] theprixie: Gather all the materials?
1407[02:56:13] theprixie: romantic
1408[02:56:18] contradistinct: sadly.
1409[02:56:36] anony54: I paid a total income tax rate last year of 26%
1410[02:56:38] mandy2610: I would swoon over that statement.
1411[02:56:45] thatrand0mhero: Totally, then we make out in a box Squid1
1412[02:56:55] thatrand0mhero: kreygLOVE
1413[02:57:12] theprixie: dunkeys!
1414[02:57:24] it_is_fanatic: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?
1415[02:57:28] theprixie: RUN DUNKEYS
1416[02:57:29] thatrand0mhero: Ride them!
1417[02:57:33] hackoon_: wild ass
1418[02:57:37] hackoon_: timClip
1419[02:57:40] monotonetim: get me some wild ass meat
1420[02:57:42] mandy2610: ride the wild ass!
1421[02:57:44] squirminghorror: WILD ASS MEAT LUL
1422[02:57:44] theprixie: whoa
1423[02:57:49] hackoon_: did my sub run out
1424[02:57:53] hackoon_: wow
1425[02:58:09] monotonetim: sorry
1426[02:58:10] contradistinct: oh that seems like a lot
1427[02:58:16] theprixie: timClip
1428[02:58:17] contradistinct: cuz of that insurance thing?
1429[02:58:21] it_is_fanatic: timClip //
1430[02:58:22] ty1i: Delicious ass meat.
1431[02:58:33] anony54: $1275 came from a health insurance penalty
1432[02:58:34] theprixie: please, my cat is reading chat guys
1433[02:58:40] theprixie: she's very sensitive
1434[02:58:52] mandy2610: some would say that's a plus
1435[02:58:53] clyde1500: ScaredyCat
1436[02:58:56] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: @prixies cat: i love u good girl i would pet u if i could!!!!!!!
1437[02:58:59] hackoon_: why did you throw that man
1438[02:59:09] theprixie: That guy could walk the whole time
1439[02:59:10] theprixie: faker
1440[02:59:22] it_is_fanatic: You are-
1441[02:59:23] theprixie: fragJames - Meow
1442[02:59:54] hackoon_: are the robots the bad guys yet
1443[03:00:09] it_is_fanatic: Dans Game
1444[03:00:26] contradistinct: I don't know anything about my plan, still on my parent's
1445[03:00:43] anony54: my employer provides mine
1446[03:00:57] contradistinct: I opted out of the school one
1447[03:00:58] anony54: I can deduct the premiums I pay from my taxes
1448[03:01:03] it_is_fanatic: oh god
1449[03:01:05] contradistinct: saved 2k
1450[03:01:05] wunderweeze: what a twist!
1451[03:01:07] hackoon_: oh my god
1452[03:01:08] mrcoolspook: SAHELANTHROPUS?
1453[03:01:10] monotonetim: metal
1454[03:01:11] monotonetim: gear?
1455[03:01:12] rileyjo7: oh boy
1456[03:01:12] squirminghorror: IT'S FUCKING CANON BABY
1457[03:01:13] contradistinct: though idk how much my parents are paying
1458[03:01:16] contradistinct: for mine
1459[03:01:17] monotonetim: METAL GEAR LAUNCHES DUST?
1460[03:01:19] shimmerfairy: what's shalean whatever
1461[03:01:26] mrcoolspook: A WEAPON TO SURPAS METAL GEAR
1462[03:01:26] squirminghorror: It's another metal gear
1463[03:01:30] 13thmarc: Fox?
1464[03:01:32] drifter_tv: oh no they're actually trying to continue the phantom pain somehow?
1465[03:01:33] contradistinct: I'm sure they use me to deduct something off their taxes though
1466[03:01:35] hackoon_: sahelanthropus is an early human
1467[03:01:42] monotonetim: same
1468[03:01:48] it_is_fanatic: check your- SourPls
1469[03:01:57] anony54: I've already used my dental insurance to save $1200 this year
1470[03:02:11] cheeseyx: Can metal gear make this game have colors other than brown
1471[03:02:22] cheeseyx: Or do you need a weapon to surpass metal gear for that?
1472[03:02:23] 13thmarc: yes. yellow
1473[03:02:35] contradistinct: yeah I don't have dental
1474[03:02:37] contradistinct: I need it though
1475[03:02:39] not123username: Is this the zombie dlc for Zelda BotW?
1476[03:02:44] bl0cks: there's clearly red in this game, too
1477[03:02:45] contradistinct: I've put off 2 root canals
1478[03:03:04] anony54: buy prescription toothpaste like tim
1479[03:03:04] mended_: Tim what's your one word review of this game?
1480[03:03:11] monotonetim: nice
1481[03:03:19] mrcoolspook: Honestly I kinda just hate this game more now, that twist feels out of place when you compare it to the Ending chapters that was cut out of the Phantom Pain
1482[03:03:22] it_is_fanatic: Nice (TM)
1483[03:03:30] monotonetim: what twist
1484[03:03:49] monotonetim: I don't think it's supposed to be canon
1485[03:03:53] bl0cks: that its actually a castlevania game
1486[03:03:58] it_is_fanatic: rofl
1487[03:04:03] mini_minamitsu: no canon
1488[03:04:13] mrcoolspook: Personal preference aside will you be able to pilot sahelanthropus? Please tell me you can at least pilot it
1489[03:04:15] squirminghorror: It's not canon, I'd say it just uses phantom pain as it's backstory
1490[03:04:19] monotonetim: no spoilery
1491[03:04:31] monotonetim: smokin' that ass
1492[03:04:36] it_is_fanatic: where were the zombles in phantom pain?
1493[03:04:39] contradistinct: yeah I should
1494[03:04:46] squirminghorror: Weren't they parasites?
1495[03:04:49] bl0cks: isnt society the zombies
1496[03:04:52] contradistinct: I blame the lower fluoride content in the oregon tap
1497[03:04:53] mrcoolspook: this is a parellel dimension? correct?
1498[03:04:53] bl0cks: the whole time
1499[03:04:59] contradistinct: I used to have no problems in california
1500[03:05:01] bl0cks: when you think about it, maaaan?
1501[03:05:04] contradistinct: then when I moved here
1502[03:05:06] contradistinct: everything is terribel
1503[03:05:07] mini_minamitsu: am i a zombie?
1504[03:05:09] theprixie: I need to catch up on my Metal Gear lore.
1505[03:05:15] bl0cks: all you zombies
1506[03:05:16] monotonetim: oh
1507[03:05:22] monotonetim: I turned all my bottles into molotovs that I threw
1508[03:05:29] mrcoolspook: rip
1509[03:05:34] bl0cks: tim...
1510[03:05:39] anony54: my teeth are kind of yellowed but I barely have any cavities
1511[03:05:39] skygtr350: timMrBones
1512[03:05:42] drifter_tv: I know nothing of this game but I highly doubt they let you pilot Sahelanthropus when they didnt in MGSV
1513[03:05:43] monotonetim: oh
1514[03:05:47] skygtr350: LUL
1515[03:05:50] squirminghorror: LUL
1516[03:05:52] it_is_fanatic: cya
1517[03:05:53] cheeseyx: timOh
1518[03:05:55] bl0cks: gravity check: still there
1519[03:05:55] mrcoolspook: Oh
1520[03:06:20] mini_minamitsu: try again
1521[03:07:02] bl0cks: gotta save that smoked ass for a special occasion
1522[03:07:06] mini_minamitsu: dang it tim
1523[03:07:13] monotonetim: I don't smoke ass on the first date
1524[03:07:20] piemanz333: is this the poke a zombie in the head game?
1525[03:07:38] contradistinct: my teeth are okay, and my fillings have fallen out though so there's just huge gaps
1526[03:07:40] contradistinct: that I need fixed
1527[03:07:50] contradistinct: and been having a tooth ache this past week
1528[03:08:33] anony54: being able to go to the dentist and not have a huge bill is pretty amazing
1529[03:08:40] anony54: don't ever turn down dental insurance
1530[03:09:06] angryoverlord009: This looks a little tedious
1531[03:09:06] mini_minamitsu: oh hey a walker
1532[03:10:05] smarioman: Who puts an alarm clock in a mech?
1533[03:10:09] bananaburger: is smoked ass the weapon to surpass steamed hams?
1534[03:10:29] contradistinct: yeah I'll probably get it
1535[03:10:43] contradistinct: and I already know I'm not on meds I should be
1536[03:10:48] piemanz333: its raining blood alleluia
1537[03:11:08] anony54: I am also being pushed to have my wisdom teeth removed but they aren't causing any issues
1538[03:11:09] smarioman: Just wait until you see the zombies riding around in these things.
1539[03:11:10] contradistinct: gotta be on that statin
1540[03:11:12] contradistinct: oh
1541[03:11:18] contradistinct: I got mine removed a while ago
1542[03:11:31] contradistinct: surprisingly not much swelling or pain as people usually say
1543[03:11:37] contradistinct: though it was my 2nd oral surgery
1544[03:11:46] contradistinct: the first one was worse and kinda weird being awake for
1545[03:12:03] bl0cks: is there any downside to using this thing
1546[03:12:08] contradistinct: had an extra tooth growing underneath the gums on the roof my mouth
1547[03:12:20] contradistinct: so they just cut the roof of my mouth open and took it out
1548[03:12:24] contradistinct: not a fun experience.
1549[03:12:24] zombiequeen6: I don't know much about Metal Gear but I thought it had angry Russians and bees,not zombies.
1550[03:12:48] pwnerpuppy: Communism turned them into braindead husks.
1551[03:12:54] pwnerpuppy: It's a real political game.
1552[03:13:01] bl0cks: honestly the big difference I'm seeing so far is cutscene length
1553[03:13:26] bl0cks: the rest of it is just as incomprehensible
1554[03:13:39] anony54: go ask tim, he had 7 wisdom teeth
1555[03:14:03] drifter_tv: ohnMAKEITSTOP ohnMAKEITSTOP ohnMAKEITSTOP
1556[03:14:10] contradistinct: oh what really?
1557[03:15:03] anony54: he showed a picture of them on a stero stream
1558[03:15:40] contradistinct: guess I missed it
1559[03:15:56] contradistinct: I didn't get to keep my extra tooth
1560[03:16:51] skygtr350: LUL
1561[03:17:11] monotonetim: womp womp
1562[03:17:53] vidboi: hahahahah
1563[03:17:56] i_r_nutter: flop
1564[03:18:03] vidboi: my leg is broken... better flop around for a while
1565[03:18:11] theprixie: You'd think there would be a better way to do that.
1566[03:20:49] i_r_nutter: big boot ALL the things!
1567[03:23:33] punnypearl: damn that thing is strong
1568[03:25:31] skygtr350: LUL
1569[03:25:34] monotonetim: alright I gotta be less reckless with the walker gear
1570[03:25:40] 5555555james: captain captain
1571[03:25:43] i_r_nutter: (
1572[03:25:48] skygtr350: Tim this is a sneaking mission timClip
1573[03:26:30] i_r_nutter: lol\
1574[03:26:31] vidboi: now flop
1575[03:27:00] vidboi: flop it off, tim
1576[03:27:12] monotonetim: walk it off
1577[03:27:12] monotonetim: oh
1578[03:28:51] i_r_nutter: tim are you still sick?
1579[03:28:55] monotonetim: no
1580[03:29:01] blondrobin: tim is just out of gas
1581[03:29:05] i_r_nutter: lol
1582[03:29:19] theprixie: That design...
1583[03:29:27] sordidsentinel: they even have Walker Gears in this...?
1584[03:29:41] i_r_nutter: dont feel like talking tim ? lol
1585[03:29:45] theprixie: I feel like they could easily add a seat to that and make it more comfortable.
1586[03:29:55] not123username: Tim is too busy surviving
1587[03:29:56] rickeon: it's a walker gear not a sitter gear
1588[03:30:02] i_r_nutter: lol
1589[03:30:04] theprixie: That's a true point
1590[03:30:13] theprixie: I would make military gear for the lazy man
1591[03:30:30] monotonetim: man that went poorly
1592[03:30:44] sordidsentinel: Tim? Tim...? TIIIIIIIIIIM!!!!
1593[03:31:03] monotonetim: oh no
1594[03:31:08] monotonetim: nosebleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
1595[03:31:11] willster132: oh noo
1596[03:31:16] theprixie: oh
1597[03:31:16] willster132: put it in a jar
1598[03:31:19] i_r_nutter: tim no!
1599[03:31:20] willster132: so I can add it to my collection
1600[03:31:28] theprixie: That's pretty gross.
1601[03:31:33] sordidsentinel: take another super gory picture.
1602[03:31:40] rickeon: get a styptic kit
1603[03:31:41] monotonetim: 1 sec
1604[03:31:46] i_r_nutter: k
1605[03:32:16] theprixie: I've never had a nosebleed
1606[03:32:16] monotonetim: for all the bloodwork I get I can just empty my nose in the vial
1607[03:32:19] monotonetim: no?
1608[03:32:19] sordidsentinel: a real streamer would just free bleed and keep the show going.
1609[03:32:23] bananaburger: if only
1610[03:32:24] theprixie: what does it feel like?
1611[03:32:28] monotonetim: wet
1612[03:32:29] i_r_nutter: tim saw a hot chick...lol
1613[03:32:33] monotonetim: like water is just coming out of your nose
1614[03:32:37] bananaburger: yeah ive never had a nosebleed either
1615[03:32:40] theprixie: interesting. Thank you for letting me know.
1616[03:32:49] rickeon: how do you not get nosebleeds
1617[03:32:50] monotonetim: and it's cold
1618[03:32:51] rickeon: do you not have blood
1619[03:32:52] bl0cks: oh. like a runny nose but just... really runny?
1620[03:32:54] monotonetim: which is surprising
1621[03:32:55] monotonetim: yes
1622[03:32:56] monotonetim: but
1623[03:32:58] monotonetim: not like
1624[03:33:03] monotonetim: it's much wetter
1625[03:33:05] bl0cks: huh
1626[03:33:08] monotonetim: it isn't sticky like snot
1627[03:33:09] theprixie: I don't have a lot of blood, no.
1628[03:33:15] monotonetim: it really just feels like water
1629[03:33:23] sordidsentinel: I never get nosebleeds - maybe a tiny bit of blood when I blow my nose and it's cold, but that's it.
1630[03:33:39] bl0cks: yeah, I've never had one either
1631[03:33:46] theprixie: I'm glad I'm not the only one.
1632[03:33:47] monotonetim: how
1633[03:33:56] bl0cks: it's just never happened
1634[03:34:00] sordidsentinel: Superior genetics.
1635[03:34:05] theprixie: The inside of my nose is very moist.
1636[03:34:14] monotonetim: thanks for the update
1637[03:34:30] i_r_nutter: 0.0
1638[03:34:30] theprixie: I would assume most nose bleeds are from dry noses.
1639[03:34:33] nerowski: Humidifiers can help a lot with reducing their frequency.
1640[03:34:56] nerowski: ...but also up the chance of mold growing on your windows...
1641[03:35:03] blondrobin: that implies tim wants less nosebleeds
1642[03:35:04] sordidsentinel: Slowing down on the cocaine can help reduce nosebleeds, too.
1643[03:35:07] blondrobin: maybe... that's not the case.
1644[03:35:13] monotonetim: o
1645[03:35:30] theprixie: Well I hope your nose is okay
1646[03:35:37] theprixie: Please keep the rest of your blood.
1647[03:36:21] diggleshut: woo
1648[03:36:27] diggleshut: turns out today's gym fun took longer than usual
1649[03:36:32] diggleshut: tim had 7 wisdom teetk taken out? wtf
1650[03:36:47] blondrobin: man the walker gear's little kick is so cute
1651[03:36:53] anony54: diggle, he showed them on a sterero stream one time
1652[03:36:57] diggleshut: wow
1653[03:37:00] anony54: he has talked about them probably a dozen times
1654[03:37:01] diggleshut: that's a lot
1655[03:38:55] diggleshut: oh
1656[03:39:01] diggleshut: I'm gonna try that rpg game
1657[03:39:03] diggleshut: I forgot to last night
1658[03:39:54] hunniepun: hey tim i resubbed to you not-used channel timClip
1659[03:40:00] monotonetim: sorry
1660[03:41:34] contradistinct: which?
1661[03:41:39] oldmario: FeelsBirthdayMan
1662[03:41:43] oldmario: i thought diggle fell asleep
1663[03:41:50] contradistinct: i thought diggle was dead
1664[03:41:59] oldmario: we're neve gonna be that lucky
1665[03:42:06] contradistinct: idk I'm pretty lucky
1666[03:42:12] oldmario: wish it bitch
1667[03:43:09] monotonetim: god
1668[03:43:25] monotonetim: maybe they'll blow themselves up
1669[03:43:34] diggleshut: pls
1670[03:43:41] diggleshut: no I went to costco after for my frozen yogurt
1671[03:43:45] diggleshut: walked in like 10 mins before closing
1672[03:43:52] diggleshut: but
1673[03:43:54] contradistinct: wow don't be one of those people
1674[03:43:59] diggleshut: I dunno I'll never remember the name of this game
1675[03:44:07] diggleshut: it's like tales of zeezl'bub or omsething
1676[03:44:12] contradistinct: oh that one
1677[03:44:18] diggleshut: it was a coincidence Contradistinct
1678[03:44:21] diggleshut: I lost track of time
1679[03:44:26] diggleshut: the gym was super packed
1680[03:44:41] diggleshut: this was the first time I think in gym history where I had to actually look for a free locker
1681[03:44:42] safetystick: Tim is this game hilariously bad or worth your time
1682[03:44:53] contradistinct: oh
1683[03:47:10] anony54: speaking of dental insurance, this is being debated in congress https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/2422
1684[03:47:35] diggleshut: do you think that there are any supermarkets that sell basic foods cheaper than costco ounce for ounce?
1685[03:47:41] diggleshut: including sales?
1686[03:47:56] anony54: go to a farmer's market
1687[03:47:57] diggleshut: I wanna make a spreadsheet of all my foods and figure out what is the absolute cheapest I can eat
1688[03:48:07] bryantzuki: r/frugal
1689[03:48:12] it_is_fanatic: b-both? tim seems to enjoy it
1690[03:48:12] diggleshut: anony farmers markets are always full of overpriced organic yuppie bait foods
1691[03:48:19] diggleshut: r/frugal is good for general advice
1692[03:48:27] diggleshut: I wanna do exact #s for me
1693[03:48:29] shoreboundurchin: I'd say it's worth your time if you like base defense and survival shenanigans
1694[03:48:32] exasperatedjon: Dansgaming even thinks this game is "not that bad"
1695[03:48:34] diggleshut: I guess I'm gonna have to visit the local ethnic supermarkets
1696[03:48:41] monotonetim: this is gonna suuuuuuuuck
1697[03:48:43] monotonetim: it isn't bad
1698[03:48:44] monotonetim: it's fun
1699[03:48:45] contradistinct: find out where people sell things off their trees
1700[03:48:52] diggleshut: my main benchmark is gonna be rice/black beans
1701[03:49:04] shoreboundurchin: I think a lot of people are just exaggerating their dislike because it's the "cool" thing to do
1702[03:49:08] contradistinct: go to non-korean/japanese asian stores
1703[03:49:09] diggleshut: I can't imagine supermarkets can really beat costco
1704[03:49:17] diggleshut: with those types of foods
1705[03:49:25] diggleshut: you think Contradistinct ?
1706[03:49:35] contradistinct: korean/japanese stores are too nice and expensive
1707[03:49:36] diggleshut: what kinda stuff you see at the chinese supermarket that is cheaper
1708[03:49:38] monotonetim: more or less
1709[03:49:38] exasperatedjon: You're not allowed to like Konami products, sorry
1710[03:49:47] kevin1760: timOh there goes the fence
1711[03:49:47] bl0cks: so much for that fence
1712[03:49:47] diggleshut: I was probably gonna hit the chinese and spanish supermarket near me
1713[03:49:48] sorayarlarwin: The general impression I've been getting is "It's not bad, but did it really have to be Metal Gear?"
1714[03:49:57] contradistinct: seafood maybe?
1715[03:50:04] diggleshut: eh I almost never eat seafood
1716[03:50:07] diggleshut: too pricey to begin with
1717[03:50:08] contradistinct: meat possibly
1718[03:50:11] diggleshut: hmmm
1719[03:50:18] diggleshut: lemme see if i can find out
1720[03:50:21] diggleshut: the lowest prices ever on chicken thighs
1721[03:50:23] blondrobin: sure it did
1722[03:50:30] blondrobin: where else did konami have all these leftover resources
1723[03:50:51] blondrobin: it was either Metal Gear Survive or Unity Store Survive
1724[03:50:54] diggleshut: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskCulinary/comments/169nc9/why_are_chicken_thighs_so_cheap/
1725[03:50:58] diggleshut: wow people are dumb
1726[03:51:00] contradistinct: i mean I usually only go if I need asian stuff
1727[03:51:05] rickeon: I don't really see reusing assets as a bad thing
1728[03:51:12] rickeon: it's not like these are bad assets
1729[03:51:13] sorayarlarwin: Castlevania? That already has zombies in it
1730[03:51:20] safetystick: I see a good premise in the gameplay but I think it should have dropped the metal gear name somehow
1731[03:51:26] diggleshut: apparently thighs are more expensive than white meat in china
1732[03:51:39] bl0cks: nice!
1733[03:51:48] contradistinct: i prefer thighs
1734[03:51:53] diggleshut: same big time
1735[03:51:57] i_r_nutter: yay tim
1736[03:51:58] oldmario: i prefer breasts
1737[03:52:01] contradistinct: i hate breasts
1738[03:52:04] sorayarlarwin: But yeah, it seems like people would have been far less critical if it didn't say "METAL GEAR" on the cover
1739[03:52:11] safetystick: Exactly
1740[03:52:12] bl0cks: idk, i doubt it would have sold at all without the branding
1741[03:52:25] bl0cks: as critical as people are, the same people are buying it because of it
1742[03:52:32] sorayarlarwin: That's the issue, though
1743[03:52:33] diggleshut: apparently also americans are afraid of fat
1744[03:52:39] oldmario: wut
1745[03:52:40] diggleshut: and meat that looks like an animal
1746[03:52:46] diggleshut: so thighs have blood and typically a bone
1747[03:52:48] oldmario: how do americans go outside every day
1748[03:52:52] diggleshut: lol
1749[03:52:53] safetystick: TIM THAT'S DIRTY
1750[03:52:59] diggleshut: I dont hate breasts but they're pretty bland
1751[03:52:59] sorayarlarwin: It may not have gotten off the ground without the brand, but the brand is the majority of the criticism
1752[03:53:04] bl0cks: parasite%
1753[03:53:05] diggleshut: healthier though for obvious reasons
1754[03:53:06] metasighty: finally some good fucking food
1755[03:53:12] oldmario: 1 american walks down the street
1756[03:53:15] oldmario: he sees another american
1757[03:53:18] blondrobin: why are we doing this
1758[03:53:24] oldmario: it's just 2 minutes of them screaming at each other in fear
1759[03:53:26] anony54: diggle confirmed for gay, hates breasts
1760[03:53:34] oldmario: and then they walk off slowly the other way because they can't run
1761[03:53:49] diggleshut: apparently the only thing cheaper than just thighs are leg quarters
1762[03:53:56] diggleshut: but at costco those aren't cheaper
1763[03:54:01] masterglitch: is tim playing castlevania music over the game?
1764[03:54:15] diggleshut: 89 cents a lb
1765[03:54:22] contradistinct: I bought the expensive boneless, skinless
1766[03:54:30] masterglitch: @blondrobin tim enjoys the game is why
1767[03:54:39] diggleshut: yeah I used to buy that too
1768[03:54:43] contradistinct: even though I know bone-in is supposed to taste better, I just hate bones
1769[03:54:43] oldmario: diggle why aren't you eating tendies?
1770[03:54:56] blondrobin: no
1771[03:54:58] blondrobin: not the game
1772[03:54:59] contradistinct: yeah did you get the 5 pounds of nuggets, it's on sale!
1773[03:55:00] monotonetim: there they were
1774[03:55:01] blondrobin: drinking dirty water
1775[03:55:04] masterglitch: oh lol
1776[03:55:11] safetystick: DELICIOUS DIRTY WATER
1777[03:55:15] diggleshut: tendies are prob expensive
1778[03:55:25] diggleshut: damn elite neets
1779[03:55:26] masterglitch: dirty water is just water with better flavoring
1780[03:55:31] oldmario: need to put my phone on charge but i'm too comfy to get up
1781[03:55:33] bl0cks: guinea worms taste good, you coward
1782[03:55:46] rickeon: you can craft empty canteens at the gadget place
1783[03:55:47] safetystick: Im scared of parasites pls
1784[03:55:53] oldmario: i can charge my phone via my laptop but it'll probably hit 100 from 32 by the time i go to sleep
1785[03:55:55] safetystick: just names of them alone scare me D:
1786[03:55:56] anony54: diggle, calm your bone
1787[03:56:02] bl0cks: this is a cholera positive stream
1788[03:56:04] oldmario: won't
1789[03:56:07] safetystick: TAPE WORM? Disgusting
1790[03:56:11] diggleshut: pls
1791[03:56:19] diggleshut: mario
1792[03:56:22] rickeon: oh, guess you didn't find the recipe
1793[03:56:23] diggleshut: always keep a charger near your bed
1794[03:56:25] rickeon: nevermind
1795[03:56:29] monotonetim: haha
1796[03:56:31] oldmario: the charger is near my bed
1797[03:56:31] monotonetim: now I never will
1798[03:56:34] oldmario: it's on my drawers
1799[03:56:50] oldmario: i'm just not close enough to the charger
1800[03:57:18] contradistinct: the outlet is right next to my head
1801[03:57:51] vidboi: flop for cholera
1802[03:58:00] oldmario: it kinda is actually
1803[03:58:15] oldmario: i have one of those 4 plug things plugged into it
1804[03:58:19] oldmario: and that's on top
1805[03:58:26] oldmario: but i have motivation to stop
1806[03:58:34] oldmario: well get up
1807[03:58:58] oldmario: cause one girl that usualy tries to talk to me about her weekend is in tomorrow and if i have headphones on she doesn't bother
1808[03:59:43] contradistinct: well you don't need your phone to be charged
1809[03:59:48] contradistinct: to have headphones on
1810[04:00:02] oldmario: funny you say that
1811[04:00:11] oldmario: she can somehow tell if i don't have music playing
1812[04:00:16] contradistinct: oh.
1813[04:00:22] oldmario: she's a monste WutFace
1814[04:00:35] rickeon: scared him away
1815[04:00:40] contradistinct: tell her about your weekend first
1816[04:00:47] oldmario: i do nothing
1817[04:01:07] oldmario: Anony54 clear the dust off your oculus
1818[04:01:09] oldmario: store.steampowered.com/app/707300/
1819[04:01:11] oldmario: IT'S TIME
1820[04:01:20] anony54: I saw that a while ago
1821[04:01:24] diggleshut: talking to girls in 2018
1822[04:01:26] oldmario: DansGame DansGame DansGame DansGame
1823[04:01:26] anony54: also, the model looks kind of weird
1824[04:01:27] diggleshut: disgusting
1825[04:01:36] oldmario: we're not all gay like you diggle
1826[04:01:43] anony54: they probably don't even let you look at upskirts
1827[04:01:45] diggleshut: I'm gay for independence
1828[04:01:51] sobeman1: tim no :*(
1829[04:01:54] masterglitch: cyaptain, cyaptain
1830[04:02:00] monotonetim: it's haaaard
1831[04:02:02] oldmario: well that would probably get me fired anony
1832[04:02:04] monotonetim: I'm real bad at these new guys
1833[04:02:09] oldmario: and i have a tumblr for that anyways
1834[04:02:20] rickeon: you might want to switch to heavy arrows and blue molotovs
1835[04:02:29] anony54: I like how they didn't translate this: "Nvidia GeForce GTX 970以上"
1836[04:02:31] bl0cks: you gotta learn and evolve if you wanna survive
1837[04:02:33] rickeon: and literally any weapon you got since the beginning of the game
1838[04:03:14] anony54: 以上 = greater than, also, it looks like there are only 5 songs
1839[04:03:24] it_is_fanatic: AHHHH
1840[04:03:27] masterglitch: baseball bat seems like a garbage weapon tbh
1841[04:03:35] monotonetim: it did well for a lot of the game
1842[04:03:42] sobeman1: tim is going for the PB with baseball bat only
1843[04:03:46] anony54: the face kind of has a fetal alcohol syndrome look
1844[04:03:49] bl0cks: baseball%
1845[04:03:53] rickeon: I think it's the worst weapon personally
1846[04:04:08] rickeon: maybe it's not
1847[04:04:28] masterglitch: it definitely doesn't seem suited to these faster guys swarming around
1848[04:04:38] masterglitch: it worked well for the slower ones that grouped up more
1849[04:04:43] it_is_fanatic: SourPls
1850[04:04:46] wunderweeze: bow was my go to
1851[04:05:19] safetystick: AHHHHHHHH
1852[04:05:20] blondrobin: HMM HMM AHH
1853[04:05:27] it_is_fanatic: maybe garbage weapon attracts garbage people timBBQQT
1854[04:05:35] diggleshut: hmm apparently aldi is usually very cheap
1855[04:05:41] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: mmmmm ooh ah
1856[04:05:51] monotonetim: I don't have any points in this kind of weapon
1857[04:06:23] it_is_fanatic: jump men monkaS
1858[04:06:26] rickeon: shotguns are really good against the jumpy guys
1859[04:07:01] anony54: diggle no
1860[04:07:12] anony54: you need to pound the pavement and find a job
1861[04:07:24] diggleshut: eh
1862[04:07:30] diggleshut: aldi thighs are 1.69 per lb
1863[04:07:37] diggleshut: nah I'm thinking
1864[04:07:40] diggleshut: I'll live really cheaply
1865[04:07:43] anony54: get a job you bum
1866[04:07:43] diggleshut: and get by selling my plasma
1867[04:07:47] it_is_fanatic: oh god
1868[04:07:52] it_is_fanatic: they're so fast
1869[04:08:03] popcorncolonel: what's with the chuck norris kicks
1870[04:08:03] drakofrostbite: What the hell was that kick
1871[04:08:12] it_is_fanatic: S P I N K I C K
1872[04:08:18] contradistinct: just watch the first episode of 30 days
1873[04:08:23] contradistinct: live like that
1874[04:08:43] monotonetim: the bat
1875[04:08:44] monotonetim: (
1876[04:08:49] drakofrostbite: PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR STAMINA
1877[04:08:52] it_is_fanatic: more like
1878[04:08:53] it_is_fanatic: the bow
1879[04:08:53] monotonetim: no
1880[04:08:56] hunniepun: i meant to ask, is this the new MGS?
1881[04:09:01] blondrobin: no
1882[04:09:02] blondrobin: well
1883[04:09:05] blondrobin: it is the new MGs
1884[04:09:09] blondrobin: if the s is 'survive'
1885[04:09:18] monotonetim: yes it's the new mgs
1886[04:09:19] hunniepun: oh
1887[04:09:53] luna_moona: "Ah yes, institutional racism, the ultimate leftist bogeyman This is a hoax designed to install white guilt. It's impossible to demonstrate, has no tangible impact even if it did exist, and would be impossible to prevent if it did exist. This is part of the globalist plan to commit white genocide. If Hitler was still around, you'd be gassed, and righfully so, you fucking soyboy."
1888[04:09:55] luna_moona: wow
1889[04:10:19] drakofrostbite: what does this game even have to do with Metal Gear
1890[04:10:22] marmidon: this looks easy
1891[04:10:29] blondrobin: it reuses a lot of assets from metal gear
1892[04:10:39] hunniepun: "!"
1893[04:10:44] contradistinct: oh.
1894[04:10:50] luna_moona: diggle https://boards. 4chan .org/g/thread/64896560#p64897354
1895[04:10:51] rileyjo7: I think we are currently looking for a metal gear?
1896[04:11:00] drakofrostbite: what about plot wise if there is any
1897[04:11:03] bl0cks: uh, the sneaking?
1898[04:11:12] diggleshut: is that a tv show Contradistinct ?
1899[04:11:16] marmidon: there is no plot
1900[04:11:16] bl0cks: jeez
1901[04:11:17] contradistinct: yes
1902[04:11:17] safetystick: is there a cardboard box in this game?
1903[04:11:21] safetystick: Cameo box?
1904[04:11:23] contradistinct: from the supersize me guy
1905[04:11:28] diggleshut: luna
1906[04:11:39] contradistinct: can I be white?
1907[04:11:42] diggleshut: ice comment
1908[04:11:44] diggleshut: nice
1909[04:11:54] hunniepun: no plot no watch timClip
1910[04:12:03] drakofrostbite: Are there any snakes in this game?
1911[04:12:07] oldmario: oh
1912[04:12:10] luna_moona: this thread is just a giant clusterfuck
1913[04:12:15] blondrobin: the lord of dust is a giant snake made of trash
1914[04:12:15] ronball: there are snakes in my pants tho
1915[04:12:17] oldmario: what thread is it luna
1916[04:12:23] luna_moona: https://boards. 4chan .org/g/thread/64896560#p64897354
1917[04:12:24] blondrobin: that's almost the same thing
1918[04:12:26] oldmario: i'm too lazy to delete the spaces
1919[04:12:29] diggleshut: WOW
1920[04:12:30] hunniepun: pieS
1921[04:12:34] diggleshut: NO SHIT MARIO
1922[04:12:36] diggleshut: I
1923[04:12:36] luna_moona: im not sure if 4chan is banned here or not
1924[04:12:40] oldmario: hey
1925[04:12:44] luna_moona: https://boards.4chan.org/g/thread/64896560#p64897354 you lazy fuck
1926[04:12:46] oldmario: it's 4am here diggle
1927[04:12:47] luna_moona: oh hey it isnt
1928[04:12:48] oldmario: PogChamp
1929[04:12:49] diggleshut: nwo you know how it feels
1930[04:12:52] drakofrostbite: Oh a trash snake like Liquid
1931[04:13:00] marmidon: unicorne zombies
1932[04:13:05] oldmario: diggle
1933[04:13:08] oldmario: get a job and shut up
1934[04:13:09] diggleshut: tbh I prefer ted kaczynski's interpretation of leftism
1935[04:13:15] diggleshut: that
1936[04:13:33] ronball: stealth mode disenganged
1937[04:13:36] diggleshut: it's an attempt to socialize other ethnicities into the industrial world system
1938[04:13:36] oldmario: is this anony?
1939[04:13:38] diggleshut: pls
1940[04:13:51] blondrobin: @DrakoFrostbite no, like it's literally a massive snake-like creature made of garbage
1941[04:13:53] diggleshut: his argument is more complex than that
1942[04:13:54] blondrobin: it's not human
1943[04:13:56] blondrobin: and has no lines
1944[04:13:59] blondrobin: much less brothers
1945[04:14:04] diggleshut: but also that leftists are over socialized
1946[04:14:20] ronball: im a massive human shaped creature made of garbage...
1947[04:14:20] talespinner: so, how's the "game" fellow "nerds"
1948[04:14:22] diggleshut: and when they see other people not following the rules they're taught to follow
1949[04:14:24] ronball: sorry, FROM garbage.
1950[04:14:31] diggleshut: they dont know how to deal with it
1951[04:14:36] safetystick: Can zombies truly exclaim?
1952[04:14:39] oldmario: wait
1953[04:14:42] drakofrostbite: Oh so its made of garbage like Liquid
1954[04:14:45] safetystick: Can a zombie really "!" me?
1955[04:14:45] oldmario: i think i have some very bad news
1956[04:14:58] hunniepun: nerds? PunOko
1957[04:15:05] oldmario: oh
1958[04:15:05] diggleshut: did the price of M&Ms go up
1959[04:15:06] oldmario: it's fake
1960[04:15:09] diggleshut: lol
1961[04:15:11] oldmario: spongebob is still ago
1962[04:15:15] diggleshut: ago
1963[04:15:16] contradistinct: it better be
1964[04:15:19] ronball: why be a nerd, when you can be a dweeb?
1965[04:15:35] marmidon: why is there a bow
1966[04:15:49] contradistinct: but yeah can I be white?
1967[04:15:52] ronball: masochism
1968[04:15:52] diggleshut: is other criticism of leftists is that they have major self esteem issues and project their own issues onto others
1969[04:16:01] diggleshut: you dont want to be white didn't you hear
1970[04:16:05] drakofrostbite: bows are stealthy and cool
1971[04:16:06] diggleshut: white people are now threatened
1972[04:16:14] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: ohhhhhhh me hungy...................
1973[04:16:18] oldmario: no
1974[04:16:26] diggleshut: the brown people are coming to absorb us
1975[04:16:26] oldmario: luna you just can't post images form 4chan
1976[04:16:29] diggleshut: or in mario's case the polish
1977[04:16:33] diggleshut: the other white meat
1978[04:16:36] luna_moona: timOh
1979[04:16:43] oldmario: i never see black people here
1980[04:16:45] marmidon: it could be a crossbow!
1981[04:16:46] contradistinct: but I'm white-washed
1982[04:16:47] oldmario: and that's probably good
1983[04:16:54] contradistinct: well I barely saw black people growing up
1984[04:16:58] diggleshut: yeah but mario
1985[04:16:59] diggleshut: the polish
1986[04:17:00] contradistinct: they were always half
1987[04:17:01] drakofrostbite: Why does your character swing their bad like they are going for the biggest grand slam ever
1988[04:17:04] diggleshut: the polish are even worse than the blacks
1989[04:17:10] drakofrostbite: *bat
1990[04:17:11] oldmario: polish you can fucking hear a mile away
1991[04:17:15] diggleshut: lol
1992[04:17:18] oldmario: they're so god damn loud it's really annoying
1993[04:17:21] masterglitch: because he is, of course
1994[04:17:25] diggleshut: the polish being a bad ethnic minority
1995[04:17:27] diggleshut: will never get old for me
1996[04:17:28] masterglitch: you gotta go for the gold
1997[04:17:38] luna_moona: [23:17] diggleshut: the polish are even worse than the blacks
1998[04:17:46] diggleshut: it's true luna
1999[04:17:49] diggleshut: watch out
2000[04:17:50] blondrobin: i thought tim made a machete
2001[04:17:52] oldmario: they're more or less the same
2002[04:17:53] blondrobin: was it bad?
2003[04:17:59] diggleshut: today you laugh but tomorrow a pole moves in next to you
2004[04:18:02] diggleshut: there goe sthe neighborhood
2005[04:18:05] contradistinct: is luna polish?
2006[04:18:05] monotonetim: yes
2007[04:18:09] diggleshut: before you know it you'll be forced to eat kielbasa
2008[04:18:09] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: TIM LIKES BASEBAL
2009[04:18:09] monotonetim: I have no points in that type
2010[04:18:11] luna_moona: no
2011[04:18:17] blondrobin: ah ha
2012[04:18:17] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: better than he likes machetty
2013[04:18:18] talespinner: i can't quite tell what's going on
2014[04:18:27] luna_moona: im french, german, appalachian, english, i think
2015[04:18:29] wunderweeze: gotta find some acid baseball bat plans
2016[04:18:29] luna_moona: not in that order
2017[04:18:35] talespinner: but none of it seems thrilling
2018[04:18:47] contradistinct: you got some fancy looking last name
2019[04:19:02] oldmario: french
2020[04:19:04] masterglitch: it's a bit of a grind, like any survival game
2021[04:19:05] oldmario: disgusting
2022[04:19:17] marmidon: this game is as if metal gear solid meets the room
2023[04:19:24] contradistinct: and some thick looking eyebrows
2024[04:19:33] talespinner: i already had enough of "x meets The Room" with Xenoblade Chronicles 2
2025[04:19:35] luna_moona: did you find my website
2026[04:19:37] drakofrostbite: At least you side step like a champ jesus christ
2027[04:19:41] contradistinct: you posted your github
2028[04:19:43] contradistinct: before
2029[04:19:43] luna_moona: oh yeah
2030[04:19:45] luna_moona: i forgot
2031[04:19:45] oldmario: wait a minute
2032[04:19:51] oldmario: is luna moona really your name?
2033[04:19:53] talespinner: is that a shotfun mosquito?
2034[04:20:05] contradistinct: no it isn't
2035[04:20:08] blondrobin: no, it's not very fun
2036[04:20:13] it_is_fanatic: those bugs just sound like a fishing pole reel
2037[04:20:14] luna_moona: yes obviously, luna moona is what's on my drivers license timBBQQT
2038[04:20:30] luna_moona: yeah my last name is french
2039[04:20:35] talespinner: they kind of do
2040[04:20:45] marmidon: so lilke what about enemies with voices and personalities
2041[04:20:45] luna_moona: feel free to add me on linkedin Keepo
2042[04:21:06] masterglitch: no, you get zombies and you enjoy it
2043[04:21:15] contradistinct: oh I don't even wanna go on my linkedin
2044[04:21:17] drakofrostbite: Well the zombie things grunt occasionally
2045[04:21:20] marmidon: can they at least shout braains
2046[04:21:22] contradistinct: I don't even got a picture
2047[04:21:27] luna_moona: timOh
2048[04:21:28] theprixie: How customization is your characters look?
2049[04:21:33] luna_moona: arent you a lawyer or something
2050[04:21:35] contradistinct: one of my preceptors made me get it
2051[04:21:37] theprixie: auto correct RIP
2052[04:21:37] oldmario: PogChamp
2053[04:21:37] contradistinct: no
2054[04:21:37] monotonetim: somewhat
2055[04:21:39] drakofrostbite: PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR STAMINA
2056[04:21:43] oldmario: PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp
2057[04:21:46] blondrobin: enough to have kabuki makeup
2058[04:21:48] contradistinct: gonna be a pharmacist
2059[04:21:49] talespinner: i think it's the same customization as MGSV multiplayer
2060[04:21:49] oldmario: it's snowing heavily outside
2061[04:21:54] talespinner: but i could be wrong
2062[04:21:55] rileyjo7: Its alright but they needed more hair options
2063[04:22:14] oldmario: i bet it'll be mush when i wake up
2064[04:22:17] theprixie: Fashion Gear
2065[04:22:45] drakofrostbite: D Look pretty in the apocalypse
2066[04:22:48] safetystick: Tim you banned emotes again?
2067[04:22:48] talespinner: oh god, there's collectible skin tints?
2068[04:22:54] oldmario: and then i'll slip on my ass on ice DansGame
2069[04:22:58] safetystick: No VoHiYoos anymore :(
2070[04:23:00] shimmerfairy: "again"?
2071[04:23:11] oldmario: chat wake up
2072[04:23:14] safetystick: Tim had emotes unbanned once
2073[04:23:16] drakofrostbite: Emotes have always been banned because timNofun
2074[04:23:22] shimmerfairy: emotes have always been banned here
2075[04:23:23] contradistinct: i'm up
2076[04:23:28] it_is_fanatic: YO
2077[04:23:29] monotonetim: what
2078[04:23:30] shimmerfairy: they never stopped being banned
2079[04:23:31] monotonetim: noooo
2080[04:23:34] oldmario: oh Wowee
2081[04:23:34] it_is_fanatic: finally we can eat on the trail
2082[04:23:35] contradistinct: idk I'm surprised I haven't slipped yet
2083[04:23:37] it_is_fanatic: WHAT
2084[04:23:37] safetystick: I remember Tehe Pelo was not banned along with VoHi Yo
2085[04:23:39] monotonetim: plot got in the way
2086[04:23:39] oldmario: pepe was in robot chicken
2087[04:23:43] it_is_fanatic: FUCKING PLOT
2088[04:23:43] safetystick: PLOT?
2089[04:23:45] talespinner: cutscene stole your bird
2090[04:23:51] monotonetim: METAL
2091[04:23:52] monotonetim: GEAR
2092[04:23:56] drakofrostbite: God damn plot
2093[04:24:02] wunderweeze: Colonel!
2094[04:24:03] safetystick: Oh man
2095[04:24:05] it_is_fanatic: you killed a bird right on the metal gear
2096[04:24:19] safetystick: Too bad after snake died of old age zombies took over the world
2097[04:24:20] it_is_fanatic: Mr Destructoid that must be it.
2098[04:24:24] bl0cks: you could say you got cuckscened
2099[04:24:24] talespinner: the wubs almost upset me more than the robot voice
2100[04:24:27] gator_8: Here's this instead of the actual ending of MGSV
2101[04:24:28] it_is_fanatic: oh
2102[04:24:29] it_is_fanatic: god
2103[04:24:31] mended_: "Let's poke it with a stick and piss it off real good."
2104[04:24:41] masterglitch: @SafetyStick I think this takes place in another planet/dimension
2105[04:24:50] drakofrostbite: Your robot buddies are just bursting with personality
2106[04:25:07] monotonetim: where is my bird
2107[04:25:08] safetystick: @MasterGlitch so they made the same gears with the same name? man, I hate this universe
2108[04:25:14] talespinner: when will anybody learn that emotionless robots were only respectable in the 90s
2109[04:25:20] it_is_fanatic: [!]
2110[04:25:24] safetystick: !
2111[04:25:33] masterglitch: it's basically them wiping the slate clean in the canon by just saying "All that stuff that didn't quite fit into the timeline got sucked into an alternate dimension and never seen again"
2112[04:25:33] diggleshut: hold on chat going too fast
2113[04:25:35] diggleshut: i'm making dinner
2114[04:25:40] oldmario: choke on it
2115[04:25:47] drakofrostbite: @Talespinner excuse me but Aigis is still very respectable
2116[04:25:55] talespinner: i don't know who that is
2117[04:26:00] it_is_fanatic: OH SHIT
2118[04:26:05] it_is_fanatic: nailed it
2119[04:26:09] masterglitch: @SafetyStick nah, that's the MGSV Sahalanthrapus that got sucked into the alternate universe with you
2120[04:26:25] drakofrostbite: Aigis is a robot girl from Persona 3
2121[04:26:26] luna_moona: "contradistinct" "im already a cover girl law grad" "1518056608521"
2122[04:26:29] safetystick: Oh man
2123[04:26:35] luna_moona: contra why did you change your story
2124[04:26:40] it_is_fanatic: EAGLE? rip freedom
2125[04:26:47] contradistinct: oh
2126[04:26:52] safetystick: This game gives me physical pain but I love Tim
2127[04:26:54] contradistinct: well
2128[04:27:00] contradistinct: you're right
2129[04:27:03] contradistinct: why did I
2130[04:27:08] oldmario: 🤔
2131[04:27:13] bl0cks: whoa thats a beefy dude
2132[04:27:15] whatdoesthecowthink: What game is this?
2133[04:27:23] drakofrostbite: Hey it looks pretty fun if you enjoy slow sluggish painfully boring combat
2134[04:27:25] talespinner: femininity is no excuse for not having emotions as a robotic character
2135[04:27:25] squirminghorror: to, up
2136[04:27:25] shimmerfairy: metal gear potatoes
2137[04:27:28] safetystick: something something survive
2138[04:27:32] squirminghorror: Tim stop bringing a bat to a gunfight
2139[04:27:37] bl0cks: oh, this is FreeSO, they finally did the server wipe
2140[04:27:39] contradistinct: https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/517l87lLQQL.jpg here's more me
2141[04:27:42] safetystick: AAAAAAAH
2142[04:27:45] masterglitch: Metal Gear Swing (a baseball bat at zombies)
2143[04:27:57] contradistinct: apparently they sell trading cards of me on amazon
2144[04:28:00] hunniepun: lel
2145[04:28:01] whatdoesthecowthink: Or that new survivor game.
2146[04:28:06] bryantzuki: They hand ones of you out in vegas too
2147[04:28:10] bryantzuki: how convenient.
2148[04:28:13] drakofrostbite: A Metal Gear Baseball game would be better than this
2149[04:28:21] marmidon: this game reminds me of ELEX
2150[04:28:27] marmidon: somehow
2151[04:28:30] anonymousv8: the pay to win bat?
2152[04:28:31] contradistinct: yeah.. it gets a bit awkward when they hand me one
2153[04:28:36] talespinner: @MonotoneTim real question, would you rather play this or that tactics-based RPG with the really annoying princess and tropey protagonist
2154[04:28:38] hunniepun: metal gear swing dancing
2155[04:28:39] monotonetim: this
2156[04:28:46] talespinner: fair enough
2157[04:28:49] bl0cks: what uh
2158[04:28:56] bl0cks: was the character doing
2159[04:29:04] theprixie: I don't think it's bad?
2160[04:29:09] monotonetim: it isn't
2161[04:29:17] talespinner: i'm pretty sure it's just mediocre
2162[04:29:21] sharrakor: not as good as flyff tho
2163[04:29:22] rickeon: it's pretty fun
2164[04:29:24] theprixie: I'm enjoying it
2165[04:29:29] squirminghorror: It's mediocre but not as bad as people make it to be.
2166[04:29:30] miracleflare: rip stay hydrated bot, didn't live long enough to see this game
2167[04:29:33] monotonetim: if it were bad I wouldn't be playing it for 3 days straight
2168[04:29:42] i_r_nutter: ^
2169[04:29:49] talespinner: you have done some questionable things with bad games in the past though
2170[04:29:52] kevin1760: But you played flyff for 3 days straight timClip
2171[04:29:55] marmidon: yeah Tim
2172[04:29:56] monotonetim: not on my own time though
2173[04:30:01] squirminghorror: I mean sure it's sort of a cashgrab by konami but it's more of a game than anything
2174[04:30:02] hunniepun: youve been playing for 3 days? frewK
2175[04:30:03] playmaker419: smoked ass PO
2176[04:30:12] drakofrostbite: It just looks painfully dull to me. Like I don't think I would get anything out of this compared to playing any other game
2177[04:30:27] squirminghorror: Honestly, I could see the appeal for this
2178[04:30:27] blondrobin: it looks fine
2179[04:30:34] marmidon: oh wait it is not a tutorial?
2180[04:30:38] theprixie: Maybe I'm just easy to entertain
2181[04:30:40] blondrobin: if tim were playing multi i'd probably pick it up to play with tim but
2182[04:30:42] safetystick: I'd drop this game after ~20 hours
2183[04:30:48] blondrobin: tim never plays multiplayer so
2184[04:30:48] rickeon: tim's also playing this without using any of the weapons or buildings besides the ones you start the game with
2185[04:30:50] marmidon: i thought it will get better after tutorial
2186[04:30:57] squirminghorror: The story is definitely something.
2187[04:31:03] oldmario: Contradistinct what did i just click
2188[04:31:08] drakofrostbite: I mean Tim also played No Mans Sky for like a week straight so this is probably up his ally
2189[04:31:11] sobeman1: tim is doing hard mode
2190[04:31:16] mystir: What is the story so far? Besides zambies on an alien planet
2191[04:31:17] bl0cks: it's not much different than a lot of other craft & survive games, and honestly its more fleshed out/robust than a lot of them
2192[04:31:18] blondrobin: @Rickeon so like the way tim plays persona
2193[04:31:20] contradistinct: a model with my name, but reversed
2194[04:31:20] blondrobin: and every game
2195[04:31:22] blondrobin: ignroe all systems
2196[04:31:26] oldmario: 🤔
2197[04:31:35] contradistinct: it's what comes up when I google myself
2198[04:31:41] it_is_fanatic: sad but true
2199[04:31:47] contradistinct: so i'm a covergirl, law grad
2200[04:31:55] monotonetim: |
2201[04:31:58] theprixie: It's not sad if you know that's how he plays games though
2202[04:32:03] oldmario: darg wal
2203[04:32:20] marmidon: how?
2204[04:32:26] blondrobin: if that's how tim wants to play more power to 'em
2205[04:32:36] contradistinct: i'm saying her last name is my first name, my last name is her first name
2206[04:32:38] blondrobin: i am more impressed the game is robust enough to let you do that
2207[04:32:43] monotonetim: what did I do wrong now
2208[04:32:45] sobeman1: you can't confine tim to a box he must flourish in his own way
2209[04:32:45] i_r_nutter: leave tim alone! :(
2210[04:32:52] theprixie: free tim!
2211[04:32:54] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: let that boy play his games
2212[04:32:56] rickeon: I'm honestly surprised it's possible to get this far with only the baseball bat
2213[04:33:00] shimmerfairy: It'd only be sad if Tim didn't know about the other systems or whatever.
2214[04:33:05] oldmario: 🤔
2215[04:33:10] contradistinct: so if you really wanted, you could just find my name
2216[04:33:16] marmidon: i am a first time viewer, how does tim play?
2217[04:33:16] oldmario: man
2218[04:33:23] oldmario: i want to go outside now
2219[04:33:26] gogenry: timNofun
2220[04:33:28] oldmario: play in the snow before it all goes
2221[04:33:28] monotonetim: very well and thoughtfully
2222[04:33:36] contradistinct: there's always next year?
2223[04:33:37] rickeon: if you don't want to make fun of Tim why are you here
2224[04:33:40] anonymousv8: he doesnt play he just hurts himself
2225[04:33:43] theprixie: Authentically
2226[04:33:49] oldmario: last time it snowed here was in 2009
2227[04:33:52] oldmario: i think
2228[04:33:56] drakofrostbite: Take every mechanic that is introduce in a game and throw it at the window. Thats how Tim plays
2229[04:34:01] talespinner: tim plays like a real gamer
2230[04:34:03] marmidon: timOh
2231[04:34:08] shimmerfairy: He sometimes plays stubbornly (cf. no hydraulics in Poly Bridge)
2232[04:34:16] miracleflare: he's an expert glitch hunter, even though he usually isn't trying
2233[04:34:17] anko69: LUL
2234[04:34:27] blondrobin: tim can get good at games like PUBG
2235[04:34:30] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: i believe in tim
2236[04:34:33] bl0cks: tim kind of plays like how you'd imagine a really eager dog would. you run at that wall again and again not realizing that it's only 2 feet wide and you can walk around it.
2237[04:34:36] drakofrostbite: @ShimmerFairy Sometimes? thats ALL he ever does
2238[04:34:37] monotonetim: \
2239[04:34:42] contradistinct: oh wow
2240[04:34:44] mystir: I believe in the Julia who believes in Tim.
2241[04:34:49] hunniepun: how are you playing and typing? is this tim? pieS
2242[04:34:57] sobeman1: tim has a brother
2243[04:35:00] safetystick: I believe in me sometimes
2244[04:35:01] sobeman1: monotonetim
2245[04:35:02] bl0cks: i mean that in the kindest way
2246[04:35:03] marmidon: recorded obv
2247[04:35:06] wunderweeze: nice shot
2248[04:35:06] squirminghorror: MotartoneTim
2249[04:35:11] it_is_fanatic: shoe on head or riot
2250[04:35:25] mystir: This is StereotoneTim. MonotoneTim is his brother who chats while his brother in NJ streams
2251[04:35:38] bl0cks: tim lore
2252[04:35:41] theprixie: I watched the end of the Arctic Alive VoD. I'm not sure if I was disappointed in the ending or if I didn't feel anything at all.
2253[04:35:44] shimmerfairy: MonobroTim
2254[04:35:46] lameduckpara: What a great game
2255[04:35:49] squirminghorror: Launch one on yourself
2256[04:35:52] drakofrostbite: Tim's really good at PuyoPuyo tho
2257[04:35:57] monotonetim: killed all the dudes already
2258[04:35:59] hunniepun: LuL shimmerfairy
2259[04:36:01] monotonetim: so nobody is here
2260[04:36:04] talespinner: you know what tim could have been good at? hots
2261[04:36:23] bl0cks: remember when tim beat traspasser
2262[04:36:27] bl0cks: those were the days
2263[04:36:28] apocalypstic: Heroes of the Storm? Heart of the Swarm? Hearth of the Stone?
2264[04:36:38] talespinner: all of those
2265[04:36:39] it_is_fanatic: all 3
2266[04:36:40] mystir: Highschool of the Sdead?
2267[04:36:45] diggleshut: it snowed in rome
2268[04:36:47] diggleshut: I saw pics
2269[04:36:58] luna_moona: timOh
2270[04:37:16] it_is_fanatic: tim, you have to play blinded me with science at some point
2271[04:37:23] monotonetim: it isn't here
2272[04:37:23] drakofrostbite: Tim is also good at RCT 2 ...I think he is anyway
2273[04:37:30] it_is_fanatic: just play it yourself
2274[04:37:41] marmidon: hes decent at sims
2275[04:37:45] mystir: Monotone is good at RCT2. Stereotone's a bit better at Puyo and Sims
2276[04:37:59] hunniepun: this music timPlus
2277[04:38:02] bl0cks: tim's really good at running a casino
2278[04:38:02] sobeman1: tim is really good at Jurassic park trespasser
2279[04:38:15] marmidon: sims 2 and 3, 1 and 4 didnt go that well
2280[04:38:24] anony54: diggle spends 23% of his money on cigarettes
2281[04:38:28] theprixie: I'm glad that no one is tracking what games I'm good at and not good at.
2282[04:38:35] luna_moona: https://www.amazon.com/Tor-Alexander-Glamour-Celebrity-Trading/dp/B01FGYK0LI i thought you were joking when you said you had trading cards
2283[04:38:44] drakofrostbite: Tim is an expert at making it in the top 10 in PUBG but never winning
2284[04:38:58] talespinner: i used to be good at many things, then i got washed up
2285[04:38:58] contradistinct: I wasn't, that's how I got to the pic
2286[04:39:01] bl0cks: i think "good" and "bad" at games doesnt matter as long as you enjoy yourself
2287[04:39:01] diggleshut: wat
2288[04:39:02] monotonetim: I won like 8+ times
2289[04:39:05] diggleshut: I haven't smoked a cigarette in like
2290[04:39:06] apocalypstic: Tim is great at keeping people alive in Oregon Trail
2291[04:39:12] diggleshut: months
2292[04:39:13] sobeman1: tim has like 8 pubg wins
2293[04:39:17] it_is_fanatic: tim is #1 at rubbing snow on things
2294[04:39:25] theprixie: I can always fall back on beating Dark Souls with a steering wheel though
2295[04:39:26] sobeman1: he also kidnapped a man in a car and drove him into a river
2296[04:39:29] drakofrostbite: Oh really? good job Tim
2297[04:39:29] hunniepun: 8 ! pieBlown
2298[04:39:33] oldmario: my room is starting to get cold now
2299[04:39:34] oldmario: PunOko
2300[04:39:36] miracleflare: tim is good at making music bands in sims 3
2301[04:39:38] theprixie: I'll be like the washed up highschool football player, bringing it up when I'm 90
2302[04:39:38] mystir: Is it kidnapping if it was voluntary?
2303[04:39:40] anony54: diggle can't afford to smoke anymore
2304[04:39:41] it_is_fanatic: rawr
2305[04:39:41] rickeon: grenade hunting is unsportsmanlike
2306[04:39:42] diggleshut: mario just stay under covers
2307[04:39:43] apocalypstic: Never forget Tim's talent at using the ocarina
2308[04:39:44] miracleflare: and sims in sims 3
2309[04:39:48] sobeman1: tim is also good at playing zelda with an ocarina
2310[04:39:54] diggleshut: smoking is just too outrageously unhealthy
2311[04:39:57] diggleshut: I can't justify it long term
2312[04:40:03] oldmario: i keep my head above the covers
2313[04:40:07] contradistinct: the more years you shave off your life
2314[04:40:10] contradistinct: the less money you'll need
2315[04:40:12] drakofrostbite: Tim is great at finding awful things on the internet
2316[04:40:15] diggleshut: mario trust me
2317[04:40:16] bl0cks: why cant you just crouch and suck up the water
2318[04:40:19] contradistinct: there, justified
2319[04:40:19] diggleshut: there's no monster under the bed
2320[04:40:24] hunniepun: also,tim has the BEST casino
2321[04:40:25] diggleshut: lol Contradistinct
2322[04:40:26] apocalypstic: Oh god, remember that Final Fantasy stream where every texture was replaced with Tidus and all the sounds were his laugh?
2323[04:40:26] anony54: diggle can't afford the taxes
2324[04:40:31] monotonetim: because I'm a lady
2325[04:40:34] oldmario: i remember having spice girls trading cards when the movie came out
2326[04:40:34] monotonetim: and we don't do that
2327[04:40:38] bl0cks: that doesnt stop me
2328[04:40:45] luna_moona: diggle is the monster under my bed timClip
2329[04:40:51] shimmerfairy: Tim still needs to finish OoT with a real Ocarina, and then immediately give his lungs a proper funeral.
2330[04:40:52] monotonetim: well are you wearing kabuki makeup
2331[04:40:52] it_is_fanatic: how barbaric
2332[04:40:54] theprixie: That's how people died on the Oregon Trail.
2333[04:40:55] diggleshut: 3
2334[04:40:58] bl0cks: oh, that's the problem
2335[04:41:03] diggleshut: I remember the spice girls trading cards
2336[04:41:04] contradistinct: I had power ranger trading cards
2337[04:41:07] theprixie: Drinking water from a stream while wearing Kabuki makeup
2338[04:41:09] oldmario: there's a monster in my pants
2339[04:41:09] diggleshut: there were spice girls lolipops too
2340[04:41:09] talespinner: who are you to say whether or not i'm wearing kabuki makeup
2341[04:41:12] diggleshut: you got a sticker in them I think
2342[04:41:15] contradistinct: and some star wars one
2343[04:41:15] diggleshut: I bought my sister a bunch
2344[04:41:18] contradistinct: I just remember blue milk
2345[04:41:21] oldmario: yes diggle
2346[04:41:27] diggleshut: oh you remember thos etoo
2347[04:41:30] talespinner: wait, didn't this thing have a monkey voice
2348[04:41:31] oldmario: there was gum in the lollipop
2349[04:41:33] drakofrostbite: Yeah man don't want to get Cholera
2350[04:41:34] hunniepun: that's your face? pieS
2351[04:41:36] talespinner: the giant robot
2352[04:41:37] diggleshut: yeah
2353[04:41:40] it_is_fanatic: Dans Game
2354[04:41:50] oldmario: they had those with pokemon too
2355[04:41:54] safetystick: DAN LOL
2356[04:41:54] monotonetim: is this racist
2357[04:41:56] diggleshut: https://i.imgur.com/TpCR77T.png
2358[04:41:58] diggleshut: wow
2359[04:41:58] sobeman1: ! METAL GEAR?
2360[04:42:00] it_is_fanatic: sure seems like it
2361[04:42:00] diggleshut: ultra blast from the past
2362[04:42:04] safetystick: DAN'S SO WHITE BUT THAT VOICE
2363[04:42:04] theprixie: I...
2364[04:42:05] luna_moona: hey contra is this your twitter?
2365[04:42:12] luna_moona: https://twitter.com/torlouisa?lang=en
2366[04:42:14] drakofrostbite: What is this voice....
2367[04:42:15] rileyjo7: Mannnnnnn
2368[04:42:16] oldmario: oh god
2369[04:42:19] oldmario: WutFace
2370[04:42:21] contradistinct: yeah it's "mine"
2371[04:42:22] monotonetim: burb water
2372[04:42:23] oldmario: the memories
2373[04:42:25] skygtr350: D:
2374[04:42:26] luna_moona: might want to change the website
2375[04:42:28] skygtr350: CAPTAIN
2376[04:42:30] contradistinct: I'm a geek and love of books
2377[04:42:32] theprixie: I don't know Dan's history and family background.
2378[04:42:35] masterglitch: CYYAPTAIN
2379[04:42:39] diggleshut: i'm surprised I remember the stickers
2380[04:42:39] hunniepun: i dont hear anything pieS
2381[04:42:40] miracleflare: AND YOU SAID GOOLUCK!?
2382[04:42:44] rickeon: drink soup not water
2383[04:42:45] oldmario: why does mel c look like she's kissing a penis
2384[04:42:46] diggleshut: wow Contradistinct
2385[04:42:46] luna_moona: your website is timNotfound
2386[04:42:47] shimmerfairy: Shut up Virgil
2387[04:42:49] wunderweeze: Intro man would never lie to us
2388[04:42:54] contradistinct: oh
2389[04:42:55] diggleshut: you forgot to mention your large attractiv breasts
2390[04:42:57] bl0cks: why is the robot a dweeb
2391[04:42:58] squirminghorror: but
2392[04:42:58] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: rule34 virgil selfcest metalgearsurvive inflation vore
2393[04:42:58] diggleshut: also hello
2394[04:43:02] squirminghorror: what if introman wasn't introman
2395[04:43:02] anonymousv8: Ryckert sucks
2396[04:43:16] contradistinct: https://toralexander.deviantart.com/gallery/ look at my deviantart
2397[04:43:20] monotonetim: that's so low budget aaaauuughhh
2398[04:43:23] it_is_fanatic: ^
2399[04:43:23] bl0cks: holy shit did he turn into a bear
2400[04:43:25] hunniepun: wow im lagged brb
2401[04:43:27] diggleshut: wow
2402[04:43:29] diggleshut: you are talented
2403[04:43:31] luna_moona: timClip
2404[04:43:33] talespinner: i can't do this
2405[04:43:37] it_is_fanatic: couldnt show that part.
2406[04:43:37] drakofrostbite: !
2407[04:43:38] skygtr350: timOh
2408[04:43:41] diggleshut: pls
2409[04:43:44] luna_moona: i was almost thinking "oh look an expired domain, i should make it into a meme site" then i saw the price tag timDinero
2410[04:43:44] skygtr350: Tim found Chapter 3 of MGS V
2411[04:43:51] diggleshut: share ur talent with me privately via webcam
2412[04:43:52] shimmerfairy: What is his accent supposed to be? Frenchgerman?
2413[04:43:58] theprixie: Why did they make that voice acting choice.
2414[04:44:00] luna_moona: diggle you dont have any money
2415[04:44:01] drakofrostbite: They used up all their money on the bat swing animation
2416[04:44:05] contradistinct: ^
2417[04:44:13] diggleshut: I got a great personality though
2418[04:44:15] diggleshut: and
2419[04:44:17] diggleshut: I respect women a lot
2420[04:44:21] diggleshut: especially if they're hot
2421[04:44:22] luna_moona: a personality doesnt pay the bills
2422[04:44:31] it_is_fanatic: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1216120/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_t16
2423[04:44:34] theprixie: $150000 motion capture bat swing
2424[04:44:37] diggleshut: why do you hate men luna
2425[04:44:39] it_is_fanatic: that's Dan's voice actor i guess
2426[04:44:46] theprixie: Bus fare and a beer - voice acting
2427[04:44:54] anony54: we just hate you, diggle, not all men
2428[04:44:59] monotonetim: I should have eaten dinner
2429[04:45:01] luna_moona: i prefer the term misandry Kappa
2430[04:45:01] diggleshut: I
2431[04:45:08] diggleshut: oh look
2432[04:45:12] diggleshut: now luna is rubbing his education in my face
2433[04:45:14] mystir: Feodor Chin has a Russian first name, Chinese surname,, and a Bogdanoff face. I don't even know anymore.
2434[04:45:14] diggleshut: disgusting
2435[04:45:15] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: my dinner right now is peanut butter sanish and pie.
2436[04:45:20] talespinner: Wait, that guy does a voice in OW?
2437[04:45:23] gooseflesh: voice of zenyatta lol
2438[04:45:32] contradistinct: I was thinking about getting that website too, or I mean back
2439[04:45:32] talespinner: whaaaaaaattttt
2440[04:45:36] contradistinct: but almost 2k? what
2441[04:45:37] mystir: Oh man, peanut butter pie would be so good right now
2442[04:45:38] squirminghorror: Wait is it really?
2443[04:45:41] diggleshut: D:
2444[04:45:48] lowsnek: corps=/=corrrr
2445[04:45:48] gooseflesh: Dan is Zenyatta
2446[04:45:51] luna_moona: just think
2447[04:45:55] luna_moona: only 12 easy payments of $160
2448[04:45:56] squirminghorror: wow
2449[04:45:59] monotonetim: god Miranda you suck so much
2450[04:46:00] skygtr350: CHAPTER 3 FOUND
2451[04:46:02] contradistinct: maybe next year
2452[04:46:04] robbybobbybaby: baed gaem
2453[04:46:04] shimmerfairy: corps is pronounced "core"
2454[04:46:10] masterglitch: @LowSnek that's actually the correct pronunciation...
2455[04:46:14] drakofrostbite: Shut up Miranda
2456[04:46:18] robbybobbybaby: colonel = kernel
2457[04:46:19] theprixie: Miranda looks like she belongs in Silent Hill
2458[04:46:29] bl0cks: yeah, corps is pronounced "cor"
2459[04:46:35] it_is_fanatic: Yo.
2460[04:46:46] shimmerfairy: @ThePrixie I suppose the unused SH5 assets had to go somewhere :(
2461[04:46:48] apocalypstic: english is dumb
2462[04:46:58] theprixie: oh yeah that's true hah
2463[04:46:58] talespinner: Yo i can't hear Dan's voice and piece it together as the same guy who does Zenyatta's voice
2464[04:47:20] luna_moona: that can be your new years resolution
2465[04:47:21] theprixie: ... is this just a re-skin of Silent Hill 5?
2466[04:47:26] drakofrostbite: well Zenyatta's voice is modified so maybe they really changed it...Alot
2467[04:47:26] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: yes
2468[04:47:29] theprixie: omg
2469[04:47:35] talespinner: I just noticed "Smoked Wild Ass"
2470[04:47:39] theprixie: I'm like a detective or something
2471[04:47:42] bl0cks: ito apparently worked on the monster design so
2472[04:47:45] monotonetim: I smoked a lot of ass
2473[04:47:46] shimmerfairy: the Lord of Dust is actually a disguised Pyramid Head.
2474[04:47:49] contradistinct: to look like my old self
2475[04:48:12] diggleshut: man
2476[04:48:18] diggleshut: it really sucks that the costco here doesn't sell liquor
2477[04:48:24] drakofrostbite: *eating sounds*
2478[04:48:25] contradistinct: ugh yours too?
2479[04:48:29] diggleshut: yeah
2480[04:48:32] diggleshut: i was just reading some stuff
2481[04:48:35] diggleshut: and someone mentioned it
2482[04:48:38] squirminghorror: Ya ate smoked ass
2483[04:48:40] diggleshut: $20 for a huge bottle of quality bourbon
2484[04:48:45] contradistinct: yeah
2485[04:48:47] contradistinct: it's pretty cheap
2486[04:48:53] safetystick: Tim confirmed smoked ass in high school
2487[04:49:02] contradistinct: and kirkland vodka is supposed to be good
2488[04:49:08] talespinner: i regret saying this already, but did he eat the ass too
2489[04:49:09] it_is_fanatic: back in my day i smoked SO MUCH ass
2490[04:49:17] theprixie: We all experimented in high school.
2491[04:49:20] mystir: That's not smoke, that's steam! Steam from the steamed ass we're having!
2492[04:49:20] theprixie: Don't judge.
2493[04:49:21] anony54: don't do alcohol
2494[04:49:21] luna_moona: going to sleep
2495[04:49:24] luna_moona: gn chat
2496[04:49:27] diggleshut: pls kirkland
2497[04:49:30] diggleshut: why can't you rent apartments
2498[04:49:37] diggleshut: pls be my socialist daddy
2499[04:49:38] monotonetim: oh christy
2500[04:49:40] monotonetim: christ
2501[04:49:43] diggleshut: night luna
2502[04:49:43] luna_moona: welcome to costco, i love you
2503[04:49:43] contradistinct: https://munchies.vice.com/en_us/article/78mevb/why-costcos-vodka-may-be-your-best-bet
2504[04:49:47] drakofrostbite: D:
2505[04:49:47] diggleshut: yes luna exctly
2506[04:49:49] apocalypstic: Mmmmyes, and it's called steamed ass despite the fact it's obviously grilled
2507[04:49:51] i_r_nutter: lol
2508[04:49:51] monotonetim: why didn't I make molotovs
2509[04:49:54] it_is_fanatic: her name is Miranda not Christy
2510[04:49:57] bl0cks: oh no
2511[04:50:04] skygtr350: Why didn't you make fences and turrets
2512[04:50:04] safetystick: It was Christy to Tim
2513[04:50:05] rickeon: I'm sure you and your baseball bat will pull through
2514[04:50:05] diggleshut: I bet the kirkland beer is good
2515[04:50:05] shimmerfairy: FIFTEEN MINUTES
2516[04:50:10] diggleshut: but it's all trendy stuff
2517[04:50:12] drakofrostbite: 15 MINUTES WHY
2518[04:50:14] diggleshut: that I dont like the taste of
2519[04:50:16] contradistinct: actually I heard kirkland beer wasn't that good
2520[04:50:21] skygtr350: LUL
2521[04:50:24] diggleshut: really?
2522[04:50:26] diggleshut: rip
2523[04:50:33] contradistinct: but that's the only thing
2524[04:50:44] skygtr350: AHHHHHHHHHHH
2525[04:50:51] drakofrostbite: "ARRHHHHGGGHH"
2526[04:50:56] rickeon: you can't secure a sahelanthropus in just 10 minutes
2527[04:50:58] it_is_fanatic: GOD IT FEELS SO GOOD
2528[04:51:09] talespinner: if tim survives in an impressive fashion, i will subscribe
2529[04:51:11] skygtr350: deodorant hurts
2530[04:51:16] diggleshut: if the sangria they sell was dirt cheap i'd buy it from time to time
2531[04:51:22] diggleshut: love me some alcoholic fruit juice
2532[04:51:22] drakofrostbite: Why can you do a full 360 with the bat faster than a regular bat swing
2533[04:51:24] anony54: alcohol is all nasty and you only drink it because you like to get drunk
2534[04:51:25] mystir: You should subscribe anyway timClip
2535[04:51:32] oldmario: wow
2536[04:51:33] it_is_fanatic: momentum i guess
2537[04:51:34] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: "Purchase a DoubleSpeed boost in the Cash Shop to finish missions twice as quickly!"
2538[04:51:42] skygtr350: SMASH THAT SUB BUTTON
2539[04:51:43] diggleshut: I don't completely disagree anony
2540[04:51:47] oldmario: where's the real anony
2541[04:51:47] talespinner: i'm far too stingy to subscribe to any channel that doesn't have caffW
2542[04:51:52] diggleshut: tbh
2543[04:52:06] theprixie: Talespinner
2544[04:52:06] mystir: timFace
2545[04:52:07] diggleshut: I can think of worse things to do than brainwash yourself against alcohol
2546[04:52:11] diggleshut: it destroys so many lives
2547[04:52:12] mystir: timNotFound
2548[04:52:13] theprixie: have I seen you somewhere else on twitch
2549[04:52:13] it_is_fanatic: god i hate that sound she makes. it's like she's about to puke
2550[04:52:14] drakofrostbite: *pain noises*
2551[04:52:14] skygtr350: timClip
2552[04:52:15] oldmario: https://i.redd.it/j90td4k8zmi01.png
2553[04:52:21] theprixie: timClip
2554[04:52:26] diggleshut: and the upside is only nice if you're able to drink in moderation anyway
2555[04:52:29] oldmario: being diggle takes so many lives
2556[04:52:32] diggleshut: pls mario
2557[04:52:36] talespinner: i'm just an old twitcher i guess
2558[04:52:45] skygtr350: timOh
2559[04:52:47] monotonetim: )
2560[04:52:49] diggleshut: like I can understand why they went as far as trying prohibition in the US
2561[04:52:50] it_is_fanatic: OH SHIT
2562[04:52:54] it_is_fanatic: multikill
2563[04:52:56] anony54: why is that so bad looking
2564[04:52:57] drakofrostbite: Only 12 more minutes :D
2565[04:52:58] theprixie: FOUR
2566[04:53:02] oldmario: because it's in lowres
2567[04:53:03] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: maybe shes constantly in that like "oh god i feel sick if i puke i bet ill feel better" mood
2568[04:53:04] theprixie: ahah because it's baseball
2569[04:53:07] diggleshut: yeah hat looks really terrible
2570[04:53:12] oldmario: https://www.reddit.com/r/FFXV/comments/80hboh/ffxv_on_a_gt_540m_it_kinda_works/
2571[04:53:14] anony54: why is the image in 4k
2572[04:53:14] mystir: Is Tim literally the greatest metal gear survive player of all time?
2573[04:53:22] it_is_fanatic: yeah sure.
2574[04:53:32] oldmario: because whynot
2575[04:53:33] drakofrostbite: WHY CAN SHE FIRE ARROWS SO FAST
2576[04:53:42] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: shes part robot probably
2577[04:53:44] theprixie: oh it's a girl
2578[04:53:46] it_is_fanatic: archer by day
2579[04:53:51] theprixie: neat
2580[04:54:01] drakofrostbite: She can't swing a bat like a normal person tho
2581[04:54:10] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: if by "greatest" you mean "only" yes
2582[04:54:13] it_is_fanatic: oh
2583[04:54:14] skygtr350: CAPTAIN
2584[04:54:15] kevin1760: LUL
2585[04:54:17] monotonetim: wrong button
2586[04:54:18] it_is_fanatic: well
2587[04:54:19] talespinner: rest in peace
2588[04:54:19] mystir: timOh
2589[04:54:20] it_is_fanatic: it was a good try
2590[04:54:27] shimmerfairy: timMrBones
2591[04:54:29] it_is_fanatic: you'll get em next time
2592[04:54:43] drakofrostbite: Please don't tell me you have to wait another 15 minutes
2593[04:55:02] shimmerfairy: There's this weird chirp in my left ear every time you continue the game from a game over.
2594[04:55:03] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: guarantee you do
2595[04:55:13] mystir: For $10 you can skip the 15 minutes
2596[04:55:15] theprixie: @ShimmerFairy I thought it was my headset
2597[04:55:19] theprixie: interesting.
2598[04:55:35] shimmerfairy: It's consistently whenever Tim selects to try again from the game over.
2599[04:56:50] drakofrostbite: OMG
2600[04:56:53] diggleshut: wow
2601[04:56:55] diggleshut: 24 streamers online
2602[04:57:02] diggleshut: at 12am on a monday night
2603[04:57:08] drakofrostbite: Not even the most fun game should have you wait 15 minutes for anything
2604[04:57:20] shimmerfairy: you're not just waiting though
2605[04:57:27] lokiry: 0 streamers on
2606[04:57:27] anony54: oh shit
2607[04:57:31] anony54: I need to go to sleep
2608[04:57:37] diggleshut: lol
2609[04:57:41] diggleshut: not even stereo Lokiry
2610[04:57:42] diggleshut: traitor
2611[04:57:47] diggleshut: I need to sleep soon
2612[04:57:57] diggleshut: but I still gotta drink my hot coco I already made
2613[04:58:00] drakofrostbite: Oh yeah you get the experience the thrilling combat :)
2614[04:58:00] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: yeah i was gonna say like ur killing zombies and shit but still
2615[04:58:05] anony54: diggle no
2616[04:58:18] rickeon: this is the part of the game where you have to survive
2617[04:58:26] contradistinct: my pasta isn't ready yet
2618[04:58:30] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: do you not get.. like... a gun
2619[04:58:35] rickeon: you get a ton of guns
2620[04:58:38] rickeon: tim doesn't like using them
2621[04:58:41] drakofrostbite: Tim does not need a gun
2622[04:58:44] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: -_-
2623[04:58:50] anony54: it's only 9 PM on the west coast
2624[04:58:54] rickeon: he just shoots warning shots
2625[04:59:02] drakofrostbite: Bat, Mortar and Bow only
2626[04:59:26] contradistinct: yeah but I gotta wake up at 6
2627[04:59:27] anony54: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2018/02/23/standing-desks-increase-pain-slow-mental-ability-new-study/ here, diggle
2628[04:59:31] diggleshut: the west coast is a meme
2629[04:59:41] contradistinct: wow it is not
2630[04:59:50] diggleshut: lol I just wnated to get your attention <3
2631[04:59:59] diggleshut: anony
2632[05:00:04] anony54: the west coast is a haven for natural disasters
2633[05:00:05] diggleshut: only a fool would stand at a standing desk
2634[05:00:16] hunniepun: strange
2635[05:00:16] anony54: diggle, you bought a treadmill for your standing desk
2636[05:00:17] diggleshut: no one tells you the secret is to walk
2637[05:00:22] diggleshut: exactly
2638[05:00:45] diggleshut: only a sucker thinks standing is what you do at a standing desk
2639[05:00:48] diggleshut: oldest trick in the book
2640[05:02:07] drakofrostbite: 10 more minutes of this why
2641[05:02:13] theprixie: Because that
2642[05:02:14] contradistinct: trix
2643[05:02:17] theprixie: is the game
2644[05:02:19] fenrax: are for kids
2645[05:02:21] diggleshut: r
2646[05:02:24] diggleshut: dammit
2647[05:02:30] theprixie: I didn't mean to hit enter. Now I just look silly.
2648[05:02:39] rickeon: why do you have to kill the zombies instead of dating them
2649[05:02:56] skygtr350: AGGHHHHHH
2650[05:03:08] drakofrostbite: That spray is really painful
2651[05:04:52] shimmerfairy: halfway through!
2652[05:05:35] drakofrostbite: Oh well gun is really effective
2653[05:07:13] gashapon: Tim is still streaming :O
2654[05:07:38] rickeon: you can kick the bombs away if you run up and punch them
2655[05:08:06] moop547: what game is this?
2656[05:08:18] moop547: this final fantasy?
2657[05:08:32] monotonetim: ugh
2658[05:08:33] drakofrostbite: Oh god
2659[05:08:38] skygtr350: LUL
2660[05:08:39] kevin1760: LUL
2661[05:08:48] skygtr350: Captain. Captain.
2662[05:08:48] drakofrostbite: NO ):
2663[05:09:03] theprixie: @ShimmerFairy !
2664[05:09:33] kevin1760: WAIT WHAT HAPPENED TO FOOD LIME?
2665[05:09:38] kevin1760: It's gone :(
2666[05:09:44] rickeon: the shotgun is way more resource efficient than the assault rifle
2667[05:09:49] rickeon: does a lot more damage per bullet
2668[05:09:50] blondrobin: it was baned for being disgusting
2669[05:09:50] moop547: FeelsBadMan Ill never know what game this is FeelsBadMan
2670[05:09:56] blondrobin: @Kevin1760
2671[05:10:00] squirminghorror: Not enough rags
2672[05:10:12] rileyjo7: its metal gear survive
2673[05:10:35] moop547: ah
2674[05:10:39] kevin1760: @blondrobin wait is that seriously what happened?
2675[05:10:41] rickeon: if you sleep for a day stuff will respawn so you can loot all the stuff around the wormhole transporters again
2676[05:11:09] moop547: is this the metal gear game that lost 100million $?
2677[05:11:53] rickeon: I'd be surprised if this game cost $10 million
2678[05:11:59] squirminghorror: maybe more fences?
2679[05:12:14] moop547: well what game is this lol?
2680[05:12:19] squirminghorror: Also watch out for artilleryman
2681[05:12:21] rickeon: metal gear survive
2682[05:12:31] moop547: must be new, never heard of it
2683[05:12:46] rickeon: came out last week
2684[05:12:50] odiesgamecorner: it's yet another shitstain on the MGS series by konami
2685[05:12:58] rickeon: it's actually really fun
2686[05:13:05] drakofrostbite: It had a very very silent launch
2687[05:13:11] squirminghorror: If you treat it as a not metal gear game it's fun.
2688[05:13:22] squirminghorror: But it's not metal gear in the slightest.
2689[05:13:54] monotonetim: ?
2690[05:13:57] theprixie: I just kind of look at it as alternative universe Metal Gear
2691[05:14:01] odiesgamecorner: yeah, in my mind it's just "Fox Engine: Survive:
2692[05:14:05] drakofrostbite: It looks like an ok time sink but nothing special
2693[05:14:29] scoopshaagendazs: Since 4 the series has been an alternative universe metal gear to me
2694[05:14:44] odiesgamecorner: yeah, i can get down with that
2695[05:15:25] odiesgamecorner: i have to say though, i saw some of the tapes, and they did actually attempt at making some political intrigue in this
2696[05:15:41] odiesgamecorner: however, the only logical place to listen to tapes is the multiplayer lobby :/
2697[05:15:48] rickeon: it feels like metal gear fan fiction, all the themes and notes are there, just not hit very effectively
2698[05:16:25] theprixie: The only real problem I see with the game is that there should be a mid-way save during the waves.
2699[05:16:54] odiesgamecorner: yeah, since anyone affiliated with kojima was booted out, the ones left remaining were free to just use assets as they pleased
2700[05:17:06] rickeon: this defense is intentionally much longer than every other wave in the game, none of the other ones are even close
2701[05:17:15] theprixie: ah, okay
2702[05:17:47] theprixie: Like I said, I tried watching this game a few times but everyone is doing multiplayer voip stuff which I'm not into.
2703[05:18:27] moop547: I never really played the metal gear games. I thought they were all "realistic" spy games (by realistic I mean without any supernatural stuff), since when do you fight alien zombie things?
2704[05:18:29] foxeyevalkyrie: But at least they are hitching up, Konami said they don't want that to happen in their game.
2705[05:18:32] odiesgamecorner: multiplayer's supposedly a big deal in this again, like with TPP
2706[05:18:40] rickeon: metal gear isn't realistic at all
2707[05:18:40] theprixie: TPP?
2708[05:18:45] theprixie: oh yeah
2709[05:19:07] odiesgamecorner: @Moop547 it has always had extraordinary elements, all of which were retconned in MGS4 in favour of nanomachines
2710[05:19:09] mystir: @moop547 Metal gear has always been very campy and hokey, usually intentionally, with plenty of the paranormal
2711[05:19:10] sibami12: it always had supernatural stuff
2712[05:19:29] theprixie: If you read into the MG lore, there is a lot of supernatural stuff
2713[05:19:35] moop547: ah
2714[05:20:14] mystir: MGS even featured an otaku peeing himself in fear because of a cyborg ninja. Also an Inuit shaman.
2715[05:20:35] odiesgamecorner: an Inuit shaman bearing a minigun
2716[05:20:46] hobagoblin: can you call in supply drops?
2717[05:20:48] mystir: and weaponized birds
2718[05:22:16] theprixie: There is also a scene where someone poops
2719[05:22:35] odiesgamecorner: but yeah, MG2 to MGS2 had a lot of recurring themes, like having a cyborg of a former enemy
2720[05:22:38] hunniepun: poop is good
2721[05:23:21] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: i feel like msg games were created for me
2722[05:23:25] xxsputzz: Final fantasy looks intense these days
2723[05:23:31] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: because these things yall are talking about sound incredible
2724[05:23:43] theprixie: We all know how much you like poop
2725[05:23:55] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: otacon pissing himself... god...
2726[05:24:02] scoopshaagendazs: Everything up until 4 is good I'd suggest it
2727[05:24:16] hunniepun: what do you do witha lifetime supply of corn chips?
2728[05:24:25] odiesgamecorner: start with MG1 ( on MSX, avoid the NES version)
2729[05:24:31] theprixie: Eat corn chips more often @hunniepun
2730[05:24:32] moop547: why did 5 cost them so much money to make? and why'd it flop so bad?
2731[05:24:42] skygtr350: the story isn't done
2732[05:24:46] odiesgamecorner: because konami and kojima weren't on the best of terms
2733[05:24:51] skygtr350: and Kiefer cost like a million dollars a line
2734[05:25:03] odiesgamecorner: i'm still salty at kojima for letting go hayter
2735[05:25:17] scoopshaagendazs: Kojimbo wanted to be holywood
2736[05:25:22] hunniepun: LuL @ThePrixie
2737[05:25:41] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: im watching the otacon piss video this is so fgucking good
2738[05:25:57] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: "now you and i will battle to the death"
2739[05:26:05] odiesgamecorner: yeah, people pissing themselves in fear is also a recurring thing
2740[05:26:10] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: IT'S LIKE ONE OF MY JAPANESE ANIMES
2741[05:26:25] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: I DIDNT KNOW THAT WAS FROM MG
2742[05:26:31] hunniepun: oh? timClip
2743[05:26:46] skygtr350: first try
2744[05:26:56] kevin1760: Finally
2745[05:26:57] monotonetim: god
2746[05:26:58] monotonetim: hahaha
2747[05:27:01] monotonetim: I didn't even see the timer
2748[05:27:08] monotonetim: just was hoping to blow the bomber up and get all his buddies
2749[05:27:18] theprixie: Were you getting tense?
2750[05:27:19] skygtr350: goodbye chapter 3
2751[05:27:20] monotonetim: yes
2752[05:27:24] monotonetim: but there were so many in the way
2753[05:27:26] monotonetim: haha
2754[05:27:27] perciacalos: ITs people need it
2755[05:27:36] theprixie: Get the gamin' sweats
2756[05:27:47] monotonetim: who cares about chris
2757[05:27:48] monotonetim: oh
2758[05:27:48] rickeon: oh no not chris
2759[05:27:50] it_is_fanatic: oh no
2760[05:27:51] scoopshaagendazs: That kid can't catch a break
2761[05:27:54] hunniepun: palms r sweaty
2762[05:27:57] shimmerfairy: BETRAYAL?!
2763[05:27:58] it_is_fanatic: just kill the kid, seth.
2764[05:28:04] theprixie: These people need more accents
2765[05:28:06] it_is_fanatic: nice stills
2766[05:28:06] shimmerfairy: wheelchair lad no
2767[05:28:15] perciacalos: A betrayal in a metal gear game?
2768[05:28:31] shimmerfairy: @Perciacalos this makes 2 in this game so far
2769[05:28:37] theprixie: Virgil is too sassy
2770[05:29:13] bestcoachkorea: ONE OF US ONE OF US
2771[05:29:25] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: ok let the boy die idc
2772[05:30:36] bobbob2238: anyone alive?
2773[05:30:43] slymandro: you missed one
2774[05:31:39] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: otacon wouldnt betray u like this
2775[05:31:41] monotonetim: I know it's a rush but I need those arrows
2776[05:32:05] perciacalos: Dont worry the game can wait
2777[05:32:21] skygtr350: I can't believe Chris is dead
2778[05:32:47] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: captain! w e need to save the boy!
2779[05:32:59] foreverska: Is this final fantasy meets MGS?
2780[05:33:41] contradistinct: yess
2781[05:33:45] contradistinct: are you?
2782[05:33:50] bobbob2238: nope
2783[05:33:56] bobbob2238: still doing homework
2784[05:33:57] contradistinct: oh just me then?
2785[05:33:58] it_is_fanatic: Dark Souls meets MGS
2786[05:34:02] bobbob2238: i need to write a six word memoire
2787[05:34:06] bobbob2238: but idk what to write about
2788[05:34:10] bobbob2238: because i hate being personal
2789[05:34:19] bobbob2238: at least to complete strangers
2790[05:34:20] contradistinct: 6 words isn't that long
2791[05:34:26] bobbob2238: i know
2792[05:34:36] monotonetim: alright I guess that's like haflf
2793[05:34:37] contradistinct: yeah I hate being personal
2794[05:34:37] monotonetim: half
2795[05:34:45] contradistinct: that's why applying to schools is the worst
2796[05:34:46] bobbob2238: i dont have much of a personality to talk about
2797[05:34:57] contradistinct: same
2798[05:35:00] bobbob2238: like i go to school then i come home and i hate everything
2799[05:35:00] it_is_fanatic: now put this table in your pocket
2800[05:35:04] contradistinct: that's why you make one up
2801[05:35:36] shimmerfairy: DESPAIR
2802[05:35:43] bananaburger: this kid sounds weird
2803[05:35:44] foreverska: Why is he talking to that kid like that?
2804[05:35:54] it_is_fanatic: he's EEEEEEVIL!
2805[05:36:00] bananaburger: its like someone doing a rick and morty impression
2806[05:36:16] it_is_fanatic: aaawww gee Seth.... I don't know
2807[05:36:21] bobbob2238: idk how people just make stuff up
2808[05:36:22] mended_: Some of the finest local community center actors Konami could find
2809[05:36:23] shimmerfairy: Metal Gear Survive: Goodbye Despair
2810[05:36:28] monotonetim: far move evolved aside from not having heads
2811[05:36:31] bobbob2238: my imaginations not that deep
2812[05:36:34] rickeon: heads are holding us back
2813[05:36:35] monotonetim: oh
2814[05:36:37] monotonetim: ...
2815[05:36:39] shimmerfairy: "Dread Dust" LUL
2816[05:36:39] monotonetim: of course
2817[05:36:45] scoopshaagendazs: There it is
2818[05:36:45] rickeon: see, it's metal gear
2819[05:36:50] skygtr350: N A N O M A C H I N E S
2820[05:36:50] rickeon: it was metal gear all along
2821[05:36:51] raynor_ex: nanomachines?
2822[05:36:52] it_is_fanatic: you're that ninja
2823[05:36:53] raynor_ex: nanomachines
2824[05:36:56] 5555555james: its a metal gear now
2825[05:36:57] djgamer_: son
2826[05:36:57] rileyjo7: well there it is
2827[05:36:59] raynor_ex: just post that mgs4 video
2828[05:37:11] it_is_fanatic: OH NO
2829[05:37:36] bobbob2238: the things that would make a good one are things i wouldnt want to write infront of 25 high schoolers and my teacher
2830[05:38:07] monotonetim: I never got how the bad guys always sound evil but are also like
2831[05:38:16] monotonetim: no it's good I swear we're doing it for you guys and humanity
2832[05:38:20] rickeon: there's no greater evil than companionship
2833[05:38:38] shimmerfairy: I kinda want Chris to accept nanomachines just to see this game be brave enough to make you fight wheelchair boy.
2834[05:38:41] contradistinct: just listen to emo music
2835[05:38:45] contradistinct: and get inspired
2836[05:38:49] contradistinct: or at least that's what I did
2837[05:38:53] bobbob2238: I’m tired, please let me rest
2838[05:38:54] raynor_ex: it's the borg
2839[05:38:55] theeyesofsyn92: hey Tim and Chay
2840[05:38:56] bobbob2238: there we go
2841[05:38:57] monotonetim: oh no his arm is made of stuxnet
2842[05:38:58] bobbob2238: jk thats bad
2843[05:38:58] it_is_fanatic: STUPID LEGS!
2844[05:39:05] contradistinct: it's a start
2845[05:39:06] rvlz: HeyGuys'
2846[05:39:12] rickeon: here's a still photograph, we couldn't afford animation, sorry
2847[05:39:13] monotonetim: god his VO
2848[05:39:14] monotonetim: is so bad
2849[05:39:23] shimmerfairy: whose? timBBQQT
2850[05:39:24] rickeon: What?
2851[05:39:24] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: the kid or the guy
2852[05:39:25] djgamer_: Nani?
2853[05:39:27] monotonetim: you're not gonna
2854[05:39:28] monotonetim: ........
2855[05:39:29] monotonetim: get it
2856[05:39:31] contradistinct: I'm not finished on this side
2857[05:39:31] bobbob2238: It’s midnight, I want to sleep
2858[05:39:37] bobbob2238: thats more vauge
2859[05:39:44] djgamer_: is this a saturday morning cartoon now
2860[05:39:49] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: Fuck off miranda
2861[05:39:50] contradistinct: oh it's not supposed to be vague?
2862[05:39:53] shimmerfairy: cheapskate the cutscenes
2863[05:39:53] theeyesofsyn92: is that the kid who voiced Steven Universe
2864[05:39:56] bobbob2238: it can be
2865[05:39:56] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: Nobody asked you and your stupid hat
2866[05:40:03] miracleflare: we're Captain Captain
2867[05:40:03] bobbob2238: its supposed to make you think
2868[05:40:08] it_is_fanatic: ????
2869[05:40:08] monotonetim: what accent is dan now
2870[05:40:13] it_is_fanatic: YOU'RE THAT DAN
2871[05:40:15] rickeon: dan is the best character
2872[05:40:17] scoopshaagendazs: That sounds like
2873[05:40:20] scoopshaagendazs: Asian
2874[05:40:25] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: dan is white why does he sound chinese
2875[05:40:26] scoopshaagendazs: he doesn't look it
2876[05:40:39] rickeon: he's from alternate universe china where they're white
2877[05:40:47] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: ?
2878[05:41:16] contradistinct: I was wrong. Now I know.
2879[05:41:34] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: piss your pants miranda
2880[05:41:37] bobbob2238: lol
2881[05:42:04] contradistinct: just google fortune cookies or something
2882[05:42:18] bobbob2238: "It’s too late, let me sleep"
2883[05:42:26] bobbob2238: that one sounds a little to dark
2884[05:42:30] odiesgamecorner: oh boy, MG2 music
2885[05:42:39] contradistinct: "just google fortune cookies or something"
2886[05:43:00] bobbob2238: hahaha
2887[05:43:13] skygtr350: Couldn't afford all the music like in MGSV so we'll just Konami game music
2888[05:43:31] bobbob2238: please help, my boyfriend is gay
2889[05:43:37] shimmerfairy: Not a surprise seeing as they can't afford cutscenes.
2890[05:43:39] jxtom: please tell me they used the PC-88 music and not the awful MSX versions music
2891[05:43:48] monotonetim: I can't actually make anything now, haha
2892[05:43:56] monotonetim: I feel like going to the next mission is gonna get me killed
2893[05:43:58] monotonetim: but
2894[05:43:59] monotonetim: oh well
2895[05:44:08] rickeon: go loot the world
2896[05:44:11] bobbob2238: i had one idea earlier but i scapped it because it wouldnt make any sense to anyone but me
2897[05:44:17] bobbob2238: way too vauge
2898[05:44:18] odiesgamecorner: wait, a PC-88 version?
2899[05:44:21] monotonetim: is that like hacking the planet
2900[05:44:22] rileyjo7: your potatoes are probably ready though
2901[05:44:25] bobbob2238: or rather specific
2902[05:44:29] contradistinct: oh
2903[05:44:30] bobbob2238: on something that no one know
2904[05:44:31] bobbob2238: s
2905[05:44:38] rickeon: yes
2906[05:44:43] jxtom: @OdiesGameCorner the PC-88 version came out before the MSX version, the MSX version is gimped sortve
2907[05:45:01] contradistinct: knowledge is power, I am weak.
2908[05:45:05] monotonetim: oh my fences
2909[05:45:07] monotonetim: and potatoe
2910[05:45:13] odiesgamecorner: i can't find anything on this, all my sources say it's MSX2 exclusive
2911[05:45:14] theprixie: one single potatoe
2912[05:45:18] bobbob2238: im not gonna call myself stupid
2913[05:45:25] contradistinct: well not directly
2914[05:45:26] monotonetim: how did virgil never get a better gun
2915[05:45:29] bobbob2238: its implied
2916[05:45:34] monotonetim: og
2917[05:45:35] monotonetim: oh
2918[05:45:36] shimmerfairy: Virgil's an AI, so...
2919[05:45:37] monotonetim: goodbye cover
2920[05:45:50] jxtom: @OdiesGameCorner the PC-8801
2921[05:45:55] rickeon: use the kid as cover
2922[05:45:59] skygtr350: Chris is dead
2923[05:46:00] theprixie: Why does no one say anything about the makeup
2924[05:46:18] bananaburger: this voice acting tho
2925[05:46:18] bobbob2238: i love ice cream, lactose intolerant
2926[05:46:20] odiesgamecorner: i know of the PC-8801, but there's nothing indicating a MG game ever got released on it
2927[05:46:26] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: gun sideways killshot
2928[05:46:32] theprixie: uh oh
2929[05:46:33] bananaburger: he's so hood
2930[05:46:36] mended_: Punch this guy in his La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo
2931[05:46:40] skygtr350: timOh no
2932[05:46:41] bobbob2238: i dont think im actually lactose intolerant because i've been taking lactaid and it doesnt really help
2933[05:46:42] contradistinct: My life holds unread words
2934[05:46:44] jxtom: no the Snatcher music you dolt
2935[05:46:45] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: the fuck
2936[05:46:47] monotonetim: forget the kid what about my arm
2937[05:46:47] contradistinct: oh
2938[05:46:49] bananaburger: damn son
2939[05:46:51] bobbob2238: thats only 5
2940[05:46:51] theprixie: His arthritis is flaring up
2941[05:46:53] bananaburger: get fucking laid out
2942[05:46:55] shimmerfairy: I appreciate how unceremonious that was.
2943[05:46:57] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: bye captain i need this child
2944[05:46:59] contradistinct: wow I am bad at math
2945[05:47:11] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: hes not dead lol boss fight
2946[05:47:14] monotonetim: wow this controller is vibrating up a storm
2947[05:47:18] bananaburger: that wasnt even his final form
2948[05:47:19] it_is_fanatic: bites da dusto
2949[05:47:19] theprixie: timClip
2950[05:47:20] skygtr350: timOh
2951[05:47:22] shimmerfairy: @MonotoneTim her arm glowed earlier too, when you first ran into Seth and the bad accent guy.
2952[05:47:27] monotonetim: why animate a whole body when we can just do the hand
2953[05:47:27] bananaburger: is this resident evil?
2954[05:47:28] raynor_ex: his nanomachines are flaring up
2955[05:47:46] bobbob2238: http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/963073
2956[05:47:47] it_is_fanatic: me irl
2957[05:47:51] theprixie: I'm glad his pants stayed intact though
2958[05:47:53] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: nemesis except crystals
2959[05:47:55] raynor_ex: they harden in response to physical trauma
2960[05:47:55] skygtr350: Why make a boss when you can just make another Mortar
2961[05:47:59] bobbob2238: i like this one
2962[05:48:02] it_is_fanatic: TIM NO
2963[05:48:02] ferc: Is the Nightmare from Soul Caliber?
2964[05:48:06] bobbob2238: this meemee i should say
2965[05:48:06] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: TIM PLEASE LUL
2966[05:48:07] raynor_ex: but first potatoes
2967[05:48:07] rileyjo7: NICE
2968[05:48:07] it_is_fanatic: IT'S NOT THE TIME
2969[05:48:13] jxtom: ah, Senator Armstrong, I hope youre prepared for an unforgettable boss fight!
2970[05:48:14] shimmerfairy: POTATO
2971[05:48:18] d4ccp: oh god not the potato
2972[05:48:18] contradistinct: it's good
2973[05:48:27] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: whyyyyyyyyy
2974[05:48:28] rileyjo7: if you die do the potatoes respawn
2975[05:48:29] it_is_fanatic: ROFL
2976[05:48:31] it_is_fanatic: "Eat this"
2977[05:48:31] monotonetim: well
2978[05:48:33] rickeon: eat this
2979[05:48:35] monotonetim: I tried
2980[05:48:39] theprixie: Eat this, not that.
2981[05:48:40] shimmerfairy: Get a load of this!
2982[05:48:44] diggleshut: back
2983[05:48:45] diggleshut: but not for long
2984[05:48:48] blondrobin: Eat this potato
2985[05:48:48] ferc: Snake. SNaaaaaaaake
2986[05:48:55] contradistinct: that was almost 6
2987[05:48:57] monotonetim: my durability must be pretty low then
2988[05:49:00] jxtom: shouldve not taken his advise on eating his lead
2989[05:49:02] monotonetim: (
2990[05:49:30] monotonetim: oh I have no heal sauce either
2991[05:49:42] rickeon: just join the dread dust
2992[05:49:42] bobbob2238: Not gay, but 20 is 20 Kappa
2993[05:49:50] rickeon: they have medical nanomachines
2994[05:49:51] diggleshut: not gay but number is number
2995[05:50:03] ferc: Heal Sauce sounds like something they would try to sell to gamers at a convention.
2996[05:50:03] lokiry: not gay but diggle is a poophead
2997[05:50:14] jxtom: thats something a patriot would say @Rickeon
2998[05:50:22] theprixie: Parrot nearby
2999[05:50:25] bobbob2238: diggle's a butt, but that's okay
3000[05:50:27] monotonetim: oh gods
3001[05:50:29] monotonetim: god
3002[05:50:34] monotonetim: why are you destroying it all
3003[05:50:37] shimmerfairy: fences no
3004[05:50:38] it_is_fanatic: cya fences
3005[05:50:42] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: hes mad
3006[05:50:48] d4ccp: bye potato farm
3007[05:50:50] shimmerfairy: super jump :O
3008[05:50:55] rickeon: you ran away so he's attacking your buildings
3009[05:51:16] diggleshut: <
3010[05:51:21] diggleshut: I gotta brush my teeth though
3011[05:51:22] rickeon: the buildings are the real threat
3012[05:51:23] diggleshut: and that's a fact
3013[05:51:25] diggleshut: you can take to the bank
3014[05:51:25] bobbob2238: Personal memoirs are hard to write
3015[05:51:28] theprixie: He's hulkingâ„¢ out
3016[05:51:30] diggleshut: you're like 12 bob
3017[05:51:33] diggleshut: what do you remember
3018[05:51:35] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: lmfao what was that bunny hop animation thing
3019[05:51:41] diggleshut: poopy diaper and then first day of school
3020[05:51:43] rickeon: you wanted to remodel anyway right
3021[05:51:46] contradistinct: in your bed sheets, my legacy
3022[05:51:47] shimmerfairy: hulkâ„¢ing out
3023[05:51:48] theprixie: pipipipipipipi
3024[05:51:55] theprixie: good catch
3025[05:51:58] bobbob2238: what
3026[05:52:03] bobbob2238: lewd
3027[05:52:12] kevin1760: LUL
3028[05:52:13] it_is_fanatic: WOW
3029[05:52:14] diggleshut: wat
3030[05:52:17] it_is_fanatic: dicked
3031[05:52:18] jxtom: cant believe they finally added accelerated backwards hopping to MGS
3032[05:52:20] contradistinct: ONLY if you read it that way!
3033[05:52:31] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: tim this is not a stealth game this is a shoot the meat shield game
3034[05:52:33] theprixie: You got this Tim!
3035[05:52:50] shimmerfairy: but it's got "Metal Gear" on the box how is it not stealth? timBBQQT
3036[05:52:56] rickeon: man, I thought it was bad when this guy destroyed my corn farm
3037[05:53:00] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: i like that it says No Damage instead of just 0
3038[05:53:18] theprixie: Walk it off
3039[05:53:30] contradistinct: I saw your face and wow!
3040[05:53:48] theprixie: Does anyone know why this guy is so mad?
3041[05:53:55] rickeon: bruises only reduce your stamina by like 3%, you don't really need to heal them
3042[05:53:57] it_is_fanatic: shot in the face
3043[05:54:05] monotonetim: I was really hoping for the 1 hit kill
3044[05:54:05] bestcoachkorea: cowFeels
3045[05:54:13] contradistinct: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3g31YgjgYQo I'm just gonna keep making the same joke everyday
3046[05:54:15] ferc: Wouldn't you be mad if you were in Metal Gear Survive?
3047[05:54:20] theprixie: No.
3048[05:54:20] rickeon: please respawn
3049[05:54:22] jxtom: hes hopped up on Nanomachines and the SOP system is blinking out
3050[05:54:24] bananaburger: pls respond
3051[05:54:24] shimmerfairy: do you think 1 hit is possible?
3052[05:54:25] monotonetim: no, i'd have rad makeup
3053[05:54:35] theprixie: I'd be pretty pumped that I was in a video game that people were playing all over the world.
3054[05:54:57] ferc: That's a good point, Prixie
3055[05:55:06] jxtom: what does dying in a video game feel like?
3056[05:55:07] ferc: And Tim
3057[05:55:27] theprixie: I'm bringing Tim over to the positive side!
3058[05:55:44] i_r_nutter: ^.^
3059[05:56:27] shimmerfairy: If Tim is willing to play this despite it looking boring at first, then Tim should monostream Sonic Forces despite it looking bad at first timBBQQT
3060[05:56:45] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: @ me if youd join me and bananaburger and others for a viewing of The Room on synchtube
3061[05:57:06] ferc: Tim should just play Nintendo Nightmare timBBQQT
3062[05:57:08] theprixie: No thanks, not after you talked about pee so much.
3063[05:57:10] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: wifiFeels
3064[05:57:15] bananaburger: whats this about bee?
3065[05:57:18] bananaburger: or pee
3066[05:57:21] contradistinct: no
3067[05:57:28] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: oracon pissing himself . gif
3068[05:57:32] diggleshut: i'm contracdtually obligated
3069[05:57:34] diggleshut: to make different jokes everyda
3070[05:57:42] bananaburger: ohhh
3071[05:57:43] contradistinct: you're not contra
3072[05:57:55] diggleshut: I
3073[05:57:59] diggleshut: ok I'm phasing into sleep realm
3074[05:58:01] bobbob2238: im just going with "its late, i want to sleep"
3075[05:58:01] diggleshut: remember me
3076[05:58:03] diggleshut: as the young diggle
3077[05:58:09] contradistinct: I never knew you
3078[05:58:11] contradistinct: as young diggle
3079[05:58:15] jxtom: sokolov pissing himself dot gif
3080[05:58:16] diggleshut: ls
3081[05:58:17] miracleflare: @PUT_NAKED_JULIA_IN_UMVC3 The Room? absolutely
3082[05:58:17] diggleshut: pls
3083[05:58:20] diggleshut: ur gonna make me cry
3084[05:58:20] contradistinct: ur old
3085[05:58:23] diggleshut: wow
3086[05:58:24] contradistinct: oolldddd
3087[05:58:26] diggleshut: now ur really gonna make me cry
3088[05:58:28] contradistinct: and drid upp
3089[05:58:35] diggleshut: inb4 prune
3090[05:58:36] contradistinct: atl east your eyes will me nice and moist
3091[05:58:39] contradistinct: be*
3092[05:58:48] contradistinct: no crusties
3093[05:58:52] theprixie: Stubbed toe
3094[05:59:06] it_is_fanatic: staaahp
3095[05:59:08] diggleshut: well at least tonight I'm going to sleep at the same time or earlier than last night
3096[05:59:09] diggleshut: good sign
3097[05:59:13] theprixie: Stubbed Toe the Digital Electronic Techno Remix
3098[05:59:14] diggleshut: ok remember drink your milk
3099[05:59:14] contradistinct: it means you're old
3100[05:59:15] miracleflare: is the captain okay
3101[05:59:16] jxtom: uh ah uh ah uh ah
3102[05:59:21] contradistinct: oh wait how isi t htis late already
3103[05:59:27] contradistinct: I don't like milk
3104[05:59:29] shimmerfairy: toggle toggle toggle
3105[05:59:46] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: why is ashtray made of lead
3106[06:00:03] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: where would you even get cigarettes on this alien planet
3107[06:00:03] jxtom: every smoked uranium enriched cigs?
3108[06:00:15] theprixie: Leaded glass.
3109[06:00:31] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: is that a thing
3110[06:00:39] theprixie: Yes
3111[06:00:43] ferc: When the aliens come, cigarettes are the only think that will be familiar to them.
3112[06:00:55] shimmerfairy: leaded glass, unleaded glass, and diesel
3113[06:00:56] jxtom: glass can be very light and you dont want the ash tray sliding around everywhere
3114[06:01:16] theprixie: Leaded glass is what they used to make the crystal decanters out of... and ashtrays
3115[06:01:40] i_r_nutter: oh...
3116[06:01:49] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: mgsu melee only run
3117[06:02:15] theprixie: All that leading the glass does as far as I know is make it more sparkly but it might make it stronger too
3118[06:02:16] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: mgsu speedrun... good or bad
3119[06:02:28] jxtom: theme of snatcher is a very fun some to play on guitar
3120[06:02:32] jxtom: *song
3121[06:02:57] shimmerfairy: I don't know what MGSU stands for, so I'm imagining an MGS game for the Wii U.
3122[06:03:10] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: MGSu Metal Gear SUrvive
3123[06:03:14] jxtom: this is the PC port of ZombiU
3124[06:03:33] theprixie: I kind of like the HUD placement
3125[06:03:47] dragon1093: no this is the HD remake of ZombiU
3126[06:04:48] jxtom: the source code of HL3 is on a copy of ZombiU out there somewhere and nobody can seem to find it
3127[06:04:59] monotonetim: oh
3128[06:05:01] monotonetim: uh
3129[06:05:05] monotonetim: wow
3130[06:05:09] dragon1093: LOL
3131[06:05:11] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: ?
3132[06:05:14] rickeon: huh
3133[06:05:18] monotonetim: ...
3134[06:05:26] monotonetim: well it's
3135[06:05:28] odiesgamecorner: nice
3136[06:05:28] monotonetim: fun except for that
3137[06:05:29] theprixie: okay goodnight
3138[06:05:31] shimmerfairy: good stream
3139[06:05:33] raynor_ex: oh
3140[06:05:39] shimmerfairy: time for FlyFF timBBQQT
3141[06:05:41] rickeon: huh, didn't know they did maintenance
3142[06:05:41] topazshot88: KonaaaMIIIII
3143[06:05:43] monotonetim: I wish they could maybe
3144[06:05:45] monotonetim: announce that
3145[06:05:47] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: "you can't play this single player unless you're online"
3146[06:05:50] ferc: I"ll miss you
3147[06:05:52] miracleflare: wow
3148[06:06:02] rickeon: that's not a great decision
3149[06:06:15] monotonetim: but it's the single player
3150[06:06:20] dragon1093: I dont think this game was made making a single good decision
3151[06:06:22] monotonetim: god
3152[06:06:27] monotonetim: how many people got booted off of playing this
3153[06:06:32] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: like 50 maybe
3154[06:06:36] topazshot88: All of them
3155[06:06:37] shimmerfairy: at least 1
3156[06:06:45] jxtom: gotta make sure people arnt cheating so we can keep a tab on microtransactions
3157[06:06:53] rickeon: "Quick reminder for MGSurvive players: a regularly sched maintenance will take place every Tues/6:00-9:00 (GMT). During this time, online features will be unavailable & any ongoing games will be disconnected. We apologize for any inconvenience and appreciate your understanding."
3158[06:06:55] rickeon: oh
3159[06:06:56] rickeon: why
3160[06:07:10] monotonetim: oh
3161[06:07:13] monotonetim: well
3162[06:07:18] monotonetim: that is an inconvienence