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1They call me Mr. Extreme
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3David and I, we make a mighty team
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5To anyone who roasts me: at least I'm not a gay meme
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7Yay to roasts of engdall and no to roasts of me
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9There were times where I may have fell
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11Crashed into a well
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13But at least I'm smart enough not to take the L
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15Sure you got a girlfriend, and that's fine too, but bitch I bet you she look like a kangaroo
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17But boo-boo, it's engdall season
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19That's OK, they call me Mr. Extreme for a reason
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22There's a proper name for dat Boi
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24It's Michael Uy
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26Does that sound like any of the Engdalls?
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28Uh-uh, but at least Uy has a pair of balls
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30I bet you still play Red Rover
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32And your wrinkles look like tile grout
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34So you better run away
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36Before I beat your ass and say "Master Chief, over and out!"
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39Who are you to be roasting your superior?
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41At least I don't have a shallow interior and an unattractive exterior
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44I'm full of technique and my style's on fleek 
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46So you better retreat before I roast you like I did with Quamek
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49When it comes to bodies you're a fuckin liar
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51While I be over here spitting hot fire
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54You love to make up bullshit
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56But when I roast you, I always score a critical hit
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59I'd take your girl all the time
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61But I don't take 0's I only take 10's
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63Because I'm a hero, and with me, the pleasure never ends
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66My body count always increases
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68With me the fun never ceases
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70To 0 engdall's W count decreases
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73I didn't even bring anything close to my best
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75But Boi you sucking like the rest
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77So do me a favor and go back to the shield of your mommy's nest
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85You brought your A game?
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87Guess making crowds disgusted is your claim to fame
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89At least with Suvan it's little man big game
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91But with you my tolerance for bad rap is all that's drained
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94What happened, brat? Can't stop the hater flock?
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96The L I can most definitely block
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98I forgot, you love that big black cock
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101I be giving you the L up down left right
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103Because I got roasts all day and rhymes all night
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105I'm surprised you're not cowering in the face of my staggering might
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108My roasts are hotter than the center of the sun
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110Watching you rap isn't even fun
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112So honestly, just go away, I already won
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115The joy of your loss I love
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117My raps fly to girls like a dove
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119You are the one I am above
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122I love Krispy Kreme doughnuts
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124But you got no nuts
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126No ifs ands or buts 
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130I have a gray backpack
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132Rap skill, attractiveness, and a girl you all lack
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134When I fry you with my rap, you're on the bottom rack
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137Your hopes and dreams I am disassembling
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139I can smell that fear, and I can see you are trembling
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141Just wait a sec, my W is almost done assembling
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144You can't escape my fiery bar tempest
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146I eat shitty rappers like you for breakfast
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148Everyone thinks you suck, it's a consensus
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151They call this stuff self-esteem deconstruction
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153These raps are my marvelous construction
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155But hey, at least my bars can function
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158Rappers like you are a complete and total sin
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160I already have an automatic win
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162Because when I'm done with you, you'll be in the trash bin
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165You got no flow and you got no hoe
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167All you got are some shitty memes you wanna show
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170I'm not even using 1% of my full power
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172For your demise this is the hour
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174You're a fuckin wimp, so I'm surprised you didn't cower
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177When it comes to rap you got no skill
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179You're the lowest of the low and I'm the king of the hill
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181So, just kill yourself with a pill
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184My bars are made of quality steel
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186They inflict wounds from which you'll never heal
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188Nothing can prevent the shame you're about to feel
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191Guess what? You're about to get exposed
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193Inside your mom's arms you are eternally enclosed
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195I am the best, and my title will always be unopposed
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197What's wrong, got a small dick?
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199When it comes to relationships, you're never a valid pick
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201You thought I was trying? Ha, that was only a trick!
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204If I was actually trying, I could beat you in a nanosecond
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206Ya know, I am THE living legend
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208To me you must pay your respects so you won't face armageddon
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212You don't got any bite you only got bark
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214I bet you get a legit boner at Ms. Stark
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216And you two be going at it in the cover of the dark
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220Your girls I wish not to rate
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222Your ugly chicks are what I truly hate
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224I bet you didn't make it to the first date
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227It'd take a guy with balls for me to go full throttle
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229But all your rap skills do is be truly awful
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231I bet your mom still says "Jackie, come drink your baby bottle!"
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234You're so easy to beat I went below minimum force
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236Of L's you are the limitless source
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238What happened to your face, it looks like a deformed horse
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241The only action you get is a hentai plush
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243Those bars are complete shit, so you should shush
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245On the next peep, you're the one I'll fucking crush
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248You're the guy all girls want to ditch
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250Why do you exist, the universe made you because of a glitch
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252Manly? Ha, you're a baby, and everyone says "Jack, stop being a little bitch!"
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255You don't got a single bar
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257And Boi you got no rhyme
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259I'm a picture perfect star
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261Aww it's OK you'll take the L in time
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264You look like the next sped meme
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266You are the one that all can easily destroy
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268Catching up to me?! Ha, that's your one and only dream
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270Besides, all girls use you as a temporary toy
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273I bet you can't bench a single rep
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275Into the L you always step
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277You're back, the most sped kid at St Peters Prep
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280You're so weak even from a slap you're almost dead
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282From all bars of the past and present you fled
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284You're so desperate you find pleasure in dry humping your bed
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287Boi when it comes to rap I'm best in class
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289Your girl is a -1 and got no ass
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291When you date, you're a guaranteed pass
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294You're the ultimate example of a reject
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296With you tinder swipes are always left, it should be what you expect
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298After all, you're just a fuccboi who loves to get rekt
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301You think you can beat my epic verse?
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303From here, things only get worse
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305I freestyle, while you just rehearse
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308I thought I was gonna hear quality, not absolute shit
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310For this rap battle you are absolutely unfit
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312Your bars are your most famous L, while mine are the most lit
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315Your memes are so trash without protection they can't be eyed
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317Boi delete your page, those memes already died
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319With this next bar, you're about to get fried
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322My bars are so strong they can ring you out
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324This fight is just a useless bout
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326Boi get some game, around here I carry the real clout
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329Boi I would give up while I can
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331If I were you I would've ran
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333Because you're about to experience the best bars in the land
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336Congratulations! You earned the award for worst rapper of the century!
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338How's it feel knowing your bars are useless rap battle weaponry?
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340Your bars are the scourge of the earth, while mine are exemplary
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343Boi you even know what hip-hop is?
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345Because it seems like you don’t, and you gay for Anderson, Chris
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347The next big L you get is my extreme diss
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350[Gronda]
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352Boi you pants so ugly Roche almost made your group die
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354You know my skill level? It can’t be measured, so that’s a lie
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356You’re the lowest rapper, while I’m sky high
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359[Mrs. Rice]
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361Your assignments are so boring they make me snore
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363You got no bars or skill, so that’s a bore
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365You got no origin, while I got a rich lore
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368And the Worst Bar Award goes to: Youness Cheboubi, having entered this:
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370They call me Useless Youness
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372Me and anyone else, we make a weak team
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374To anyone who roasts me: at least I am a sped meme
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376no to roasts of everyone else and yay to roasts of me
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378There were times where I may have fell
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380drowned in a well
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382But sadly I have to take every L
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384Sure you got a girlfriend, and i dont have one because I look like a sped kangaroo
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386But boo-boo, it's engdall season
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388That's OK, they call me Useless Youness for a reason
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392When I’m at the studio, I hit the nae nae
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394You best stay away from me, I’ll take your bae bae
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396Why you always touching little boys? Are you gay gay?
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398Looks like you didn’t get any Ls this week. Today’s your payday.
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400I been at this rhyme game since day number one
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402The fire that I spit is hotter than the sun
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404I write roasts faster than the trigger of a gun
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406Before you take this L, I suggest that you run
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408Oh wait, it’s too late, I’ve already done it
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410When it comes to this battle I’ve already won it
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412You were already low, but you’re about to plummet
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414This rhyme game is a rough place, but yea, I run it
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416Boi you done, in your bars there is no rhyme
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418Haven’t taken the L yet? It’s now time
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420Your bars are softer than my pillow
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422The curve for your chances goes straight down, It’s like a tree of willow
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424I set the high standard, your bars are the lowest of the low
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426You suck boi, what happened to your flow?
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428This is done already, so away you must go
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430When you on a date you got no shot
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432Exactly zero bitches is what you got
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434Do me a favor, just go rot
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436Boi I’m so good I’m the next chance
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438You got no chicks, but i got the romance
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440Your bars are useless, I can see that at a glance
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443[Sean Ryan]
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445When it comes to girls I play the whole game, you give up at the first stage
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447My lit rap lyrics will define the age
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449Bad Sean! Get back in your cage!
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452I don't give quality bars to a dweeb
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454For your lack of girlfriends I weep
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456Get out of here, Little Bo Peep
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459Hey scrub, this L is for you
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461Your girl didn't like you or her other bfs, but hey, she already dumped you too
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463I'm the main character in this game, and you're player two
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470Where'd your game go? Did you lose it?
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472Your bars are shit, mine are 100% lit
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474If you lose, don't throw a hissy fit
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477Around here, I'm the real pro
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479All you are is a whiny hoe
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481You're unworthy, so just get out and go
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484I know every pro rap move
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486Boi you ain't got an ounce of groove
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488My victory is the only thing this battle will prove
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491I be serenading girls like a master bard
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493You don't think I got bars? Boi get hard
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495You're just like Colin, you're a tub o’ lard
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498This is the end of your career, and I'm the final boss
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500In this battle, all you take is a loss
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502You got no heat, but I got the sauce
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505The W is what I'm about to clutch
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507Nestor’s more athletic than you, and he's on a crutch
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509You’re over there with no one, meanwhile my girls say I got the silk touch
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513I can beat your bars in exactly one word
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515Your relationship position is the wheel that’s third
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517You think you got a chance? That’s absurd!
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520When it comes to DM’s I’m always able to slide
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522You already lost but hey, I never even tried
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524In this battle, I’m alive and you’re the one that died
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527I’m the rapper that always wins and lives on
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529When I finish this, you’ll be forever gone
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531This is a game: I’m the king and you’re the pawn
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535You can’t see your defeat, but I can because of my specs
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537When I’m in a battle they say “He’s the one that wrecks!!”
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539You’re at the end of your career, and I’m at the apex
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542You should’ve surrendered this match
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544The L is the only thing you catch
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546Your victory is what I will snatch
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549Boi your career’s always been over
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551In all your battles, you were the pushover
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553In sports, you’re always the leftover
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556When you asked me to battle, I wasn’t scared away
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558I’m the apex predator, and you are the defenseless prey
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560If you knew you were gonna lose, why did you battle me anyway?
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563[Malfa]
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565Your deformed hairline looks like an arc
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567I’m about to smack this battle out of the park
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569You got no skill, but rap is my hallmark
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572Every bar I spit takes you down
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574In a sea of L’s you are gonna drown
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576You think this is a joke? Man up, clown!
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579Don't you people ever learn?
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581A win in this battle is what you never earn
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583All you get is an L and a 3rd degree burn
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586Aww look at you, you spit one bar
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588I can spit hundreds more, and they all give a scar
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590My win streak is a thing you can't mar
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593Up your game before I take a nap
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595Every person knows you can't rap
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597You can't get applause or a damn clap
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600At my swag you are unworthy to look
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602You take icy bars straight out of a book
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604Out of fear for my bars you just shook
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607You don't deserve a consolation prize
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609Those are for true rappers and challenging guys
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611You're on the decline, while I continue to rise
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614When I wanted to battle, you should've said no
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616You get low ratings, while I make a great show
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618I got all the tricks, while you ain't got moves or flow
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621I got you cornered, guess it's done
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623In this battle I come out #1
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625Your series of losses has only begun
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628[Sean Ryan]
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630You can't make a bucket and you can't make bars
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632Me and James Henry, we're the real rap stars
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634When it comes to rapping, the throne is ours
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637[Sean Ryan]
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639What happened to your face, it looks like the moon
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641What flees from you is girls, all day and midnight to noon
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643The ultimate L is coming to you extremely soon
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646My glasses can examine all
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648They can see that you don't have a single ball
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650You were always an L but now you’re just LOL!
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653[Cooper]
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655Hey, it's the L himself, Cooper
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657You get no girls and you are a party pooper
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659You can't make fire, but I'm the real trooper
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661[Zubin]
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663Look, bruh you ain't my boy, Zubin
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665Your hair looks like ya styled it with grease from a Reuben
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667Your look’s enough to make sickly people going tubin
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670[Zubin]
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672Boi you ain't even light work you no work
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674Having a girl is a rapper’s perk
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676In your dismal future, you can't rap and you get less gains than a store clerk
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678[Gabe Caruso]
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680Sure you a weeaboo, but can you get a girl
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682Come here buddy, my fire is gonna take you for a whirl
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684When people look at you, they hurl
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686[Alejandro]
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688You can beat me in smash, but can you top my game
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690Cause you ain't an MC and you got no fame
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692Congrats, “L-Taker” is your name
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701[Chris Anderson]
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703We all know Madison’s the one that got away
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705“Get me out of this relationship” is what she did pray
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707My bars lit you on fire, you OK?
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709When it comes to girls you're a noob, you gotta do it the pro way
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712They call me Hot TNT
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714Cause when I spit, the applause explodes just for me
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716Your hairline’s a spiral, and are you even a he?
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719I gotta hold back or I'll vaporize this place
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721I'm the highest MC, that's why they call me Ace
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723Your bars are stuck, you can't keep up with the pace
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726You spit nothing, and I'm the definition of rapper
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728When Eminem saw me as a baby, he said “He'll be my superior and be more dapper”
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730We're chasing the same girl, but I'll be the one to catch her
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733I need a challenge, it's been long overdue
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735When it comes to love, I'm a girl’s go-to
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737Your bars are expired, mine are fresh and completely new
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740Your mixtape makes people's ears bleed
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742I'm the MC that real people need
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744You crave my skill because of your lack thereof and your greed
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747[Ben Gomez]
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749You may have taken my seat, but you can’t take my explosive skill
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751Why do you look like you have a duck bill?
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753Come buddy, it’s time to see me score a kill
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756I know I’m really at the top, you just think your win is complete
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758With wins and bars I am replete
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760I don’t know if you can be a real athlete
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763I should have known you were not a formidable foe
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765At your own loss you will be filled with woe
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767Do me a favor, never battle me again unless you get pro
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770You’re hot garbage, and I’m rap gold
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772You dare not take risk, but I’m bold
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774You create shit, but I’m the perfect mold
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777Is one truly able to withstand my roast?
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779I don’t know, but for coming to this battle, you’re a fool
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781I’ll cook you like I cook my morning toast
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783Your bars are so bad they make me sleep and drool
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786[Mrs. S.]
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788Get ready for your annihilation 
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790You're the one we’ll decimate
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792Your haters are a proud nation
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794If you say you feel us, you can't relate
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797[Sweet]
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799Last night your girl called asking for some of the ****
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801I let her get it, because I’m not a prick
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803You ain’t smooth enough to keep the girl, but I’m adequately slick
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806Oh damn son you just lost
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808Your pride is this loss’s cost
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810Into the bottom ranks you just got tossed
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813You have no skill, and in you I don’t see a rapping master
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815Why does your face look like it has a layer of plaster
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817Your bars freeze time, while mine always make it faster
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820You really should have copped out
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822I beat you while you score 0, that’s why they call me the Blackout
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824For this battle I don’t need to put in effort, let alone go all-out
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827I could still beat you if I was a mime
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829I should call the police, these bars are a crime
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831Your bars anger the audience, but mine are sublime
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834Lemme get this straight, man
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836My bars are an on point fiery stream
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838You ain’t got no strat, but I got the master plan
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840I can still keep rapping, but your career’s almost out of steam
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843I feel bad when I laugh at you
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845You already took so many insults that are true
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847If you’re a rapper, then anything can rap too
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862When it comes to droppin L’s I got an unstoppable drive
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864Call me Damn Daniel cause im the coolest kid alive
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866Im like the dragon I drop a straight firestorm
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868Your bars are weak they got no form
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870Join your friends in rapper hell
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872Because that’s the destination for you and all others who fell
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874This battle is so boring I just want to win already
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876You’re about to get the pain-you ready?
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878Like a pro chess player I know your every move
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880I know youre gonna lose, so you got nothing to prove
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882I thought I was fighting a rapper not a turd
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884My bars are so good they call them the Holy Word
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886Girls come at my D like clothing 50% off sales
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888Why does your hairline look like a set of hay bales
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890I’m the original Frosh King, you’re just another worthless clone
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892You’re just a MC wannabe, I’m hardcore down to the bone
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904[Sergio]
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906Entering this battle is Sergio AKA Mr. Fag
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908With that shit hairline looking like a wet rag
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910I get a girl a night, you always hit a roadblock
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912It’s a known fact, you prefer cock
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914Oh no-you lost, you should give up
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916I’m top dog, you’re just the pup
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918You fail to realize your defeat
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920You’re at the bottom, why are you fighting this elite?
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944Call me the Sumo because I’ll beat your ass into submission
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946You don’t got class, I don’t know how you got your prep admission
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948You will be ripped to pieces by my bar arrangement
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950You’ll be so low you’ll have to be my loyal raiment
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952This battle will be known by many generations
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954As the time when you lost to my EXTREME machinations
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956Your career is what I will shatter
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958You’re late to the win just like the Mad Hatter
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960My explosive beats will burn you to ashes
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962You see my bars as light’s holy flashes
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964When you see a girl, you get the snap and go pedo
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966Because you know she wont be your hoe
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968When you got rejected, you ran to momma and didn’t go to semi
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970That girl was so happy that from your pedo shit she was free
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972You look like Kim K before the plastic
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974I have my own prayer, they call me “The God, Mr. Fantastic”
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977If you don’t believe me, lemme say the prayer
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979“Mr. Fantastic, our extreme player,
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981Protect us from trash and help us to spit
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983Help us to not choke , help us to not whine when we take the hit
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985Help us to be fantastic just like you, Our Lord
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987Help us to get good opponents to make us stronger, not bored
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989Help us to keep Your Legendary rhyme
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991Help us  when we lose so we still have a good time
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993In the name of Our Lord Mr. Fantastic, the best of rapping men
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995I say, Amen”
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997There we go, that is the Extreme Way
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999Now, you mustn’t delay, start to pray
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1001If you don’t, I’ll come down from heaven and destroy your career
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1003You’ll experience destruction from the one master that’s here
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1005I’ll say it again, you better keep me as your only Rap Lord
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1007Otherwise I will extinguish you with my lyrical sword
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1010[Plank]
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1012You’re about to get incinerated-are you prepared
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1014Dont plead because my fire has no restraint
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1016From the ultimate bars you will not be spared
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1018Your head’s shaped like a bucket of paint
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1021[Eddie]
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1023You fling shitty roasts at us, and we laugh at them
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1025You’re from the bottom, and you’re not ready to challenge the master
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1027Why does your head look like a drum
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1029And your damn face is covered in plaster
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1032[Juan]
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1034Why do you think I don’t have a career
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1036When the audience sees you they prepare for the terrible bars ahead
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1038Your career died a long time ago because you suck ass like Veer
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1040I got 2 bodies but you can’t get a girl to go to your bed
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1042Your loss will be remembered through all of time and by all generations
1043
1044As the time the L worshipped the power of my ultimate lyrical storm
1045
1046I got rap skill and ice in the veins but you’re a wannabe who lost to my machinations
1047
1048Your bars don’t have power, they don’t got flow, and they don’t got form
1049
1050
1051[Fontera]
1052
1053Dude you’re so low even Rice stole your spotlight
1054
1055My ultimate EXTREME fire is your demise
1056
1057You got no bars, form, skill, or might
1058
1059You’re stuck at the bottom, but I continue to rise
1060
1061
1062I am the pro around here, you are just the amateur
1063
1064You have no lyrics, but I am the source of rap
1065
1066I have some fleek hair, but yours just looks like dog fur
1067
1068When you finish spitting, the audience doesn’t clap
1069
1070
1071Do you need a rapping refresher?
1072
1073Because you don’t seem to be able to spit
1074
1075I confuse my opponents like the art of M.C. Escher
1076
1077You said you could rap but you can’t so you’re a hypocrite
1078
1079
1080[Billy Note]
1081
1082Someone’s butthurt that I got their seat and caused their defeat
1083
1084I have no idea why you chose to challenge me to a duel
1085
1086You will be vaporized by my bars’ extreme heat
1087
1088My rain of bars will subject you to destruction beyond cruel
1089
1090
109130th page special: Bean Borris!
1092
1093You collect mission dollars like a homeless addict
1094
1095You try to stop me from gaming, but I develop a new tactic
1096
1097Bean Borris is out, my bars were too good so he got out while he was at it
1098
1099Hey Class of 2021, I’m the dean, Mr. Fantastic
1100
1101I’m your bro unlike old Borris, and I don’t give pointless JUG
1102
1103Borris never got any stars and I already got to 5
1104
1105I don’t see unreal shit like I’m on some hallucinogenic drug
1106
1107Hey Borris, be like me, and for the trust of prep you must strive
1108
1109I have no understanding of how Borris got to that position
1110
1111He probably just lied on his resume
1112
1113But he got out because of my holy exposition
1114
1115Borris, I’m here to win, not to play
1116
1117Do me a favor buddy, show me that you are extreme
1118
1119I don’t think you’re rapper material
1120
1121What am I doing here fighting this meme?
1122
1123This victory is so easy I wouldn’t care if it wasn’t real
1124
1125
1126Little kids love me, when they see me they say “It’s Mr. Extreme, Daddy!”
1127
1128This fight is getting bland, change the game and make it better
1129
1130Make it fresh like that assembly introduced by Mr. Gaddy
1131
1132I have no point in fighting a post-pubescent bedwetter
1133
1134
1135My win comes in so fast they call me White Sonic
1136
1137I burn you to cinder before you can even say your comeback
1138
1139All this pain bad rappers like you are causing me, it’s quite chronic
1140
1141You can’t damage me, but I can kill you with my lethal attack
1142
1143
1144[bag]
1145
1146You want me to continue my Latin self-paced?
1147
1148Sorry, but I got better uses of my time
1149
1150You’re like a mistake in my math notes: you’re about to get erased
1151
1152Stage 10 for passing? Call the Latin chair, this pacing is a crime
1153
1154My bars come at you with the force of the divine
1155
1156I don’t know about God, but I don’t take pity
1157
1158You think you’re first? You’re last, so get back in line!
1159
1160Everybody knows Latin is balls, but my class is litty
1161
1162
1163
1164[Gio]
1165
1166You betrayed our table, but you can’t stop my melody of destruction
1167
1168Every time I even roast you lightly, you wither
1169
1170You always wanna be at the top, you can’t cope with a power reduction
1171
1172To be more Shakespeare: Your demise is here: come hither
1173
1174Real rappers don’t rely on overused rhymes
1175
1176They mix up the game and make it fresh
1177
1178But you’ve used bad rhymes how many times?
1179
1180You’re just a wannabe with no skill, but i got it in the flesh
1181
1182My bars come down from the sky like a meteor rain
1183
1184What are you still doing here with you 0% win rate
1185
1186Like LOL, it says “An L has been slain”
1187
1188I’m the man, but you just get a lot of hate
1189
1190I’m the professional around here, why don’t you watch and learn
1191
1192This battle is so boring I might just end it this instant
1193
1194I don’t care if you lose, it isn’t my concern
1195
1196Besides, your chances were nonexistent
1197
1198
119950 share special: Dmitri
1200
1201You and your ex both had no ass
1202
1203What happened, afraid of getting dissed?
1204
1205When it comes to rap, I’m top class
1206
1207When you graduate, you won’t be missed
1208
1209When we see your forehead we call it a billboard
1210
1211You got no chance of surviving this battle
1212
1213I’m already yawning, I’m bored
1214
1215Don’t think I am unaware of your fear, I can see you rattle
1216
1217I can put big ads on that thing, I can even fit the English language’s every word
1218
1219When you roast people they laugh at you, not the other way around
1220
1221You’re struggling to get past home base with your girl, but I hit third
1222
1223My bars are so forceful they’ll drive you into the ground
1224
1225Heck, put a hotel on that forehead, I’ll make huge cash
1226
1227You already lost, that’s a shame
1228
1229You’re tanking here, you’re about to crash
1230
1231I’m Prep-known, you got no fame
1232
1233
1234
1235
1236
1237
1238
1239I’m the bar sharpshooter, and I’m on the hunt
1240
1241When I bag my prey, I defeat it with superior raps
1242
1243I’m the boss, you’re just the runt
1244
1245Wow bro, guess you can’t get claps
1246
1247Oh damn son, you just got slain
1248
1249Guess you couldn’t find a way to escape the destruction
1250
1251Better stop rapping, your career’s starting to wane
1252
1253I don’t know why I’m battling, you’re just a useless obstruction
1254
1255
1256[Ohlmuller]
1257
1258What are you doing here battling this master of the art?
1259
1260Why am I battling someone on academic probation?
1261
1262When I get close to you, all I smell is a wet fart
1263
1264My bars will doom you to eternal damnation
1265
1266You’re not even worthy to be called “My dude”
1267
1268Why do you battle when you always get hit with a defeat?
1269
1270I’m battling an L, call this a one-sided feud
1271
1272I’m set to win, but you’re about to get beat
1273
1274
1275
1276
1277
1278I’m not even trying anymore, I’m just fooling around
1279
1280My bars are so hot you’ll think I’m hacking
1281
1282My heat will drive you into the ground
1283
1284Skill is most definitely what you’re lacking
1285
1286Relax dude, you’ll be alright
1287
1288Is what i would say if i were facing someone able
1289
1290Don’t worry, you’re only my 1st victim tonight
1291
1292I’m a real legend, I’m the subject of every fable
1293
1294Someone should have told me I was battling a true dyslexic
1295
1296I’ll still have my rep, you’ll have nothing to save yourself
1297
1298When I start actually going, it’s gonna get hectic
1299
1300I recommend abandoning the battle, for your own health
1301
1302
130335th page Special: Liam
1304
1305[Don’t worry dude we’re still bros, it’s just a roast]
1306
1307[Liam Concannon]
1308
1309My bars are so divine they called me the Second Son
1310
1311My bars crit so hard they call me the Bannhammer
1312
1313Look man, let’s just get this over with, you had your fun
1314
1315Your bars are incoherent, and you don’t even have proper grammar
1316
1317I’ll drive your ass in like a stake hit with a sledge
1318
1319You weren’t prepared for my beautiful tirade
1320
1321You never had the lead, but I had the edge
1322
1323Your bars are sour, kinda like lemonade
1324
1325Don’t bring your girl here either, because 2 midgets does not = 1 rap sensei
1326
1327Wow dude you made out with a -7?
1328
1329That’s an L that’s going your way
1330
1331When I pass, I’m going to rapper heaven
1332
1333In the words of Bames: “He’s so fire”
1334
1335Bames speaks the truth, you just scrutinize
1336
1337I extinguish bad rappers, that’s why they call me the purifier
1338
1339You can’t make real bars, so you just plagiarize
1340
1341
1342[David Gbadamosi]
1343
1344I’m boosting my adrenaline so I can shatter your career
1345
1346I’m not gonna feel bad when I break it into a million pieces
1347
1348If I beat you on December 25th they would call it “spreading Christmas cheer”
1349
1350When I ask you how many girls you got, you can’t count aunts and nieces
1351
1352They say don’t give up but right now it’s your best option
1353
1354I bet you were orphaned since birth
1355
1356But no one wanted a trash rapper so no one put you up for adoption
1357
1358“0” is the reading we get when we measure your net worth
1359
1360They call me the Reaper because I roast life after life
1361
1362I looked at the soul I needed to roast next and it said “Dave Gbadamosi”
1363
1364So now I’m here to send you to the afterlife
1365
1366So go ahead, come at me with bars of your highest degree
1367
1368My bars are coming down at you like astral debris
1369
1370These extreme bars will roast you into extinction
1371
1372You’re not getting a way out of death, so don’t ask me
1373
1374When we compare you and an L, there’s no clear distinction
1375
1376My bars were so good they broke your soul
1377
1378You career got faded and shaded, so you had to go back to level 1
1379
1380Good luck not losing so many times and being in the hole
1381
1382I want a challenging battle, this fight is done
1383
1384
1385“Honorable” is a term you don’t deserve
1386
1387When you see my full power, you’ll call me nefarious
1388
1389You’re gettin crossed up by superior bars but I’m on the curve
1390
1391You try to beat me every time, but your tries suck so hard they’re hilarious
1392
1393When I’m at the formals I’m the man of the hour
1394
1395Skills, sweg, memes, I’m the girls’ dream savage
1396
1397You wouldn’t even last a second against my full power
1398
1399When I come up with a word to say what I’ll do to your career, I think of “RAVAGE”
1400
1401
1402I was born from fire, that’s why I’m burning hot
1403
1404I don’t care what you do, you’re still getting vaporized
1405
1406I got my dream girl, you’re just stuck with a clingy thot
1407
1408Good luck getting anywhere after this, your career is now paralyzed
1409
1410
1411I can’t gain any more fame, I’ve shattered every career in the universe
1412
1413If you had a decent IQ, you would battle someone at your level
1414
1415Because oh man, these things are simply going to get worse
1416
1417To be a fancy chap: “And then in your defeat I will revel”
1418
1419
1420Scoring the W is what I’ve been doing for years now
1421
1422If only I found a true challenge, a real test of skill
1423
1424Then I can finally be compelled to say “WOW!”
1425
1426Compared to my fire, you’re just an absolute-zero chill
1427
1428
1429
1430
1431
1432
1433[Membean]
1434
1435All you’re doing is making me run a pointless grind
1436
1437There’s no profit, there’s no potential gain
1438
1439You’re just letting me hack you? That’s so kind
1440
1441Membean so boring I might as well be in pain
1442
1443I have one problem: I don’t need this useless vocab program
1444
1445You’re just another thing I do because I need to, I have no desire
1446
1447I really hate your ass, so might as well go ham
1448
1449If I said Membean was fun, I would be the ultimate liar
1450
1451
1452I am a master who is beyond your ability
1453
1454I have no idea why you chose to battle something that is transcendent
1455
1456Your chances of defeating me? Get real, you have a 0% probability
1457
1458My bars be burning you away, that’s why you’re extremely incandescent
1459
1460OMG man you like ocean water: 100% salty
1461
1462Why do you even bother when you know you’ll surrender
1463
1464Your bars are like a broken system: they’re faulty
1465
1466I’ve ended Devon, what prevents me from being your career’s ender?
1467
1468
1469
1470
1471
1472
147340th page Special: Shane Petrullo
1474
1475[Shane Petrullo]
1476
1477That puffy hair be looking like a girl style
1478
1479You think you can beat me, but you’ve just don’t got the skill
1480
1481You be sittin here losing, I’m stealing your hoes all the while
1482
1483You’re just a puny opponent, I’m the king of the hill
1484
1485I come at you with flames so hot they’re beyond your perception
1486
1487You’re not even worthy to be my friend
1488
1489You’re so bad you don’t even get positive reception
1490
1491You’re not even good, you’re just at your career’s end
1492
1493
1494[Quinones]
1495
1496Like Jesus himself i came down from heaven
1497
1498Because I needed to eradicate you, Deven
1499
1500My bars will KO your career and leave it in shreds
1501
1502While you wonder how i got into so many girls’ beds
1503
1504They call me the magnet because I pull in the chicks
1505
1506Meanwhile you be there craving some 8 inch ****s
1507
1508Call me houdini because i can make that career disappear
1509
1510Punch me all you want, but i‘ll just dodge it and say “Over here!”
1511
1512
1513
1514[Sam Leonte]
1515
1516You think you’re in the League of Legends but you’re in the League of Scrubs
1517
1518You’re raking in the L’s while I’m basking in the dubs
1519
1520Bruh that face belongs on r/RoastMe not at prep
1521
1522You’re lonely and hopeless, and I’m standing on your girl’s doorstep
1523
1524Pentakills are nothing to me when I can pwn the admin
1525
1526There’s a better blonde than you, and his last name is Glatman
1527
1528I got fresh, fluid flows while you got nothing to spare
1529
1530It’s me vs you, it’s really not supposed to be fair
1531
1532I be pumpin out diss tracks like hot new singles
1533
1534While this boi over here can’t even afford 2 Pringles
1535
1536Heat is my way of life while your bars are as cringey as your memes
1537
1538You’re thinking you can be famous? Think that in your dreams
1539
1540While you’re over here sucking, I be dropping Hall of Fame rhymes 
1541
1542Your bars are forgettable, mine will be remembered across all times
1543
1544Top world news for today: Leonte’s career is shattered
1545
1546But who cares? It’s not like you even mattered
1547
1548
1549I got bars so destructive they call me the worldbreaker
1550
1551Bruh, just stop and get ready to meet your maker
1552
1553Look around you and witness your career crashing
1554
1555My bars are about to give you a lethal bashing
1556
1557Stop wasting my time and just surrender
1558
1559Or else I will be glad to be your career’s ender
1560
1561You can’t git gud at rap because you got no talent
1562
1563I got skill and you don’t, there’s a clear imbalance
1564
1565
1566[Jackson]
1567
1568Bruh that art you showed in class is just a fake
1569
1570You seem to be choking, how long you gonna take?
1571
1572You think you can beat my ass physically, but you’re just too slow
1573
1574Why don’t I show you how this is gonna go?
1575
1576You’re gonna lose and be cast down for all time
1577
1578While I will win proudly, and gain glory for my superior rhyme
1579
1580So take it as a lesson: Don’t mess with me, Mr. Extreme
1581
1582Or your entire career will be turned into a meme
1583
1584I can beat you in this battle without any trouble
1585
1586You can’t pick up chicks, while I get them double
1587
1588I got 3 in a row, call that a master’s triple
1589
1590Why am I fighting a head that looks like an oversized nipple?
1591
1592You think you’re savage but you’re just meme weak
1593
1594Move over Jackson, I deserve Student of the Week
1595
1596You’re so dumb you make constant trips to see Mr. Morris
1597
1598But I’m coming at you with bars stronger than Chuck Norris
1599
1600
1601Call me Quake because I shake up the community
1602
1603You think your bars can hit me, but I have immunity
1604
1605At the slightest glimpse of bagg you get a boner
1606
1607While my people be calling me the Celestial Pwner
1608
1609You have to be a real fool to take on the greatest
1610
1611Your bars are old material, mine are the latest
1612
1613You aren’t worthy to even be sitting with the master
1614
1615Your bars stopped working, but each day mine are ending people faster
1616
1617People don’t need to listen to your garbage, stop being an artist
1618
1619Your bars got not thought, but mine are the smartest
1620
1621My bars already defeated you, and they’ll roast the universe
1622
1623Your bars are complete trash, you can’t do any worse
1624
1625Do us a great favor and just change schools
1626
1627Got to where you belong, with those barless fools
1628
1629
1630[Jan]
1631
1632My bars are a holy gift to all humanity
1633
1634Your bars are blasphemy, call them profanity
1635
1636My bars aren’t on roast they’re on PETRIFY
1637
1638You might wanna run before you turn to stone my guy
1639
1640You sure you’re ready to fight a legend of the land?
1641
1642You’re a freaking nerd, go back to Concert Band
1643
1644How did Furlong let you be an Ignatian Scholar?
1645
1646It don’t matter, I’m something better, an Ignatian Baller
1647
1648I’m transcendent, I broke the system and the games
1649
1650Go to bar school, learn to be like me and James
1651
165245th page Special: Boccaro!
1653
1654You say you can cook but you can’t cook up a hot roast
1655
1656Your bars are terrible, they’re worse than burnt toast
1657
1658Your food makes me gag, go back to chef school
1659
1660You shouldn’t have challenged a master, you are a fool
1661
1662Stop wasting my time with angles and shapes
1663
1664This hot rap is nothing compared to my mixtapes
1665
1666Hot lyrics come straight at you like speeding missiles
1667
1668What’s that on your chin, a collection of bristles?
1669
1670Your outfit selections make you look extremely bland
1671
1672Nobody really likes you, but my following is grand
1673
1674I’m speaking from experience, your class ain’t awesome
1675
1676Bro what’s with the hair, it makes you look like a possum
1677
1678Your class lacks engagement, it makes me drowsy
1679
1680I’d rate it 0/10 because it’s just that lousy
1681
1682There’s one thing you should know: failure’s gonna happen
1683
1684Your career has always been over, just quit rappin
1685
1686I’m like Eminem, my bars preach the truth
1687
1688You can’t teach a good class, I’d be better for the youth
1689
169065 share special: Y-a-n-e-z
1691
1692You cant beat me son, you have no way around my Cloud
1693
1694Your D is microscopic but I’m specially endowed
1695
1696I wouldn’t waste my time with you, I’d rather hang out with Alejandro
1697
1698You still can’t best my tracks, and you aint even my bro
1699
1700Everybody hangs with someone else, you’re not even given a single thought
1701
1702Everyone knows not to date wanda, she’s the prime thot
1703
1704King Dedede’s hammer can’t touch my defensive style
1705
1706I be raking in wins, you be getting salty all the while
1707
1708I dodge the down b and come in with unmatched might
1709
1710When I see the chicks, they call me “Man of the night”
1711
1712You’re a poor soul, can’t even take my bars’ wrath
1713
1714You winning is statistically impossible, i did the math
1715
1716Wanda’s a 0, when I look at her I don’t get hard
1717
1718I sing the story of your demise, call me a bard
1719
1720You’re too weak to escape my fierce lyrical destruction
1721
1722You’re behind the curve in bars, need some special instruction?
1723
1724You keep coming at me because I know all the tricks
1725
1726You don’t even get the girls, you just attract the dicks
1727
1728You can’t find anyone better than me in all of timespace
1729
1730Get outta here B, Wanda’s a disgrace to the human race
1731
1732Lemme tell you straight up: You can’t get redemption
1733
1734You’re still subject to the L but I get an exemption
1735
1736I’m the master of Thot Patrol, what is your passion?
1737
1738Because I’ll rip it in half in unmistakeable fashion
1739
1740You’re a lowly peasant, don’t approach a legendary being
1741
1742You think you can win? Fuck kinda outcome you seeing?
1743
1744Don’t forget: I’m in Thot Patrol so I have to destroy wanda
1745
1746You can’t afford a good car so you had to buy a honda
1747
1748When Scholars see you they say “Look, a dunce”
1749
1750Forget not, Yanez, I can end you at once
1751
1752One final lesson : Don’t mess with one of the divines
1753
1754Otherwise you’ll see what I can do without prewritten lines
1755
1756
1757They catch us they catch us 
1758
1759At the end of the day 
1760
1761You don’t know what I’m sayin
1762
1763Y’all be playin
1764
1765While my bars be slayin
1766
1767You don’t understand my rap 
1768
1769Go home and take a nap
1770
1771
1772You fool, you just can’t beat the omniscient
1773
1774I’d give you a W but you’re just not proficient
1775
1776Spittin hot bars led me to glory and fame
1777
1778While you over here can’t even rhyme with my name
1779
1780I’m a one man army, able to defeat anything that exists
1781
1782You can’t foresee my bars, there are too many twists
1783
1784When I send out my lyrics they come back with ash
1785
1786Ash of their victims, those who were just plain trash
1787
1788I’m a god, I’m a master, I’m a fiery spellcaster
1789
1790You can’t even compare to me by any factor
1791
1792I study the world’s hottest bars, call me a fireologist
1793
1794You can’t get a girl so you’re becoming a gynecologist
1795
1796My mixtape slamming your ass, call it a meteor
1797
1798You got no brain muscles, my brain is beefier
1799
1800My beat boutta drop heavier than lead
1801
1802Boi you ain’t ready for the rest, you already dead
1803
1804
1805Bars so legendary they call me the King of Chaos
1806
1807Welcome to the rap battle, I’m your new boss
1808
1809It’s the end of your time, call it an apocalypse
1810
1811I cover your spotlight 100%, call that a total eclipse
1812
1813You can defeat my form, but you can’t beat my soul
1814
1815You ain’t a real rapper, you’re part of a whole
1816
1817I spit out fresh, innovative flows while you just reprise
1818
1819My bars are truth, unlike your career they ain’t made of lies
1820
1821I’m invincible, ready to fight with all my might
1822
1823If you think I don’t need it against you, you’re damn right
1824
1825When I appear on the field, epic music plays
1826
1827Keep at it son, I can rap for more than a few days
1828
1829My bars so hot they transcend beyond all reality
1830
1831You think you can beat me, you got the wrong mentality
1832
1833
183450th page special: Breshmen!
1835
1836You think you’re tough shit but you are a newcomer
1837
1838We don’t get to see you often, that isn’t a bummer
1839
1840My bars are so hot they’ll annihilate this institution
1841
1842Don’t think you’re getting time back because I’m giving 0 restitution
1843
1844These are the ultimate world-ending lines, call them Ragnarok
1845
1846You think you’re the real deal, but your world is my next thing to rock
1847
1848Legendary lines being sung while you sit there and take it
1849
1850You have no chance, you ain’t gonna make it
1851
1852You think you’re so epic? Lemme show you a whole new outlook
1853
1854Sure you’re not rattled because you seem real S H O O K
1855
1856When we see your ball game we can’t help but utter
1857
1858“Why you droppin the ball? Hands covered in butter?”
1859
1860You’re noobs, no freshman is a true Prep attendant
1861
1862I’ll show you the devastation of bars that are transcendent
1863
1864Let’s dance the dance of eternal death
1865
1866As my bars make you draw your last breath
1867
1868You don’t got any comebacks, you can’t write even near 50 pages
1869
1870Me vs you: certainly not a battle for the ages
1871
1872I’ll tell you what you can be in the future, but certainly not your dreams
1873
1874You’ll be cursed forever, roaming as Prep’s main memes
1875
1876My lines will summon death and banish you for all eternity
1877
1878When you get to college, you got no shot at joining a fraternity
1879
1880If you’re so godly, then I’m beyond existence, transcending infinity
1881
1882You’re not even worthy to be in my vicinity
1883
1884I’ve been writing bars since before the beginning
1885
1886I keep raking in good rep, I’m always winning
1887
1888I’m so fantastic I’m eternally in beastmode
1889
1890They call me Hypebeast because I make the audience go into overload
1891
1892Bars so legendary they transcend time and rhyme
1893
1894I’ll go rhymeless, see why my bars are eternal and infernal
1895
1896Yo B, know why you suck? Because you don’t got talent. You can’t ever make bars, you’ll be in my shadow forever. Quit while you’re up, you got no accomplishments.
1897
1898I’ve honed my skills for ages, through these legendary scripts. My bars strike the heavens, yours hath no power. Your time has come, banish yourself from my sight; You are unworthy to listen, you are weaksauce.
1899
1900
1901I bend space and time when I sing even a single bar
1902
1903My singing and skill have real horsepower, call it a muscle car
1904
1905My bars blaze past your feeble mind, call them a Lamborghini
1906
1907Your girl over there, she dont even look good in a bikini
1908
1909I talk with real soul and spirit, I’m not plain loquacious
1910
1911You can’t hold up your rep, but I am tenacious
1912
1913You’re a weaksauce rapper, can’t get any respect
1914
1915You’re eternally trash, I knew what to expect
1916
1917When I start the show, girls come up and give me kisses
1918
1919While you over there can’t even stand my hot disses
1920
1921My royal roasts will bring you to the floor, begging to be spared
1922
1923But unfortunately I won’t bring you mercy, I never really cared
1924
1925These bars will always keep going, can't stop the might of a gladiator
1926
1927I have more than 40 shares, while you rack up hater after hater
1928
1929Ill get 100k likes when i post you on my meme account
1930
1931Im meme page admin, come at me with the best bars from your miniscule count
1932
1933
1934The world of bars is a territory you can’t comprehend
1935
1936Surrender now, you’re at your world’s end
1937
1938You think you know rap, but you dont put in work
1939
1940Can you withstand doom, because my bars boutta go berserk
1941
1942Bars so bad they show poor writing, can’t even write a good paragraph
1943
1944My bars come in with doom and death, better write your epitaph
1945
1946They say my bars drive worlds and control universes’ fabric
1947
1948You can’t seem to write top tracks, that’s just tragic
1949
1950
1951You little niBBas just cant compete with my bars might
1952
1953Because I’m tougher than darkness, tougher than light
1954
1955Tougher than worlds, tougher than time, and tougher than thou
1956
1957Tougher than infinity, tougher than death, past, present, and now
1958
1959My skills have been honed over all time and all space
1960
1961I have become a true king, weak rappers are what I erase
1962
1963You say you got bars? Take that unfounded assumption elsewhere
1964
1965Bad rappers say I am a demon, for I bring them ultimate despair
1966
1967B, it’s fine to be scared of how my legend flows
1968
1969So get ready for bars that decimate all hoes
1970
1971Man you need real rap game, take a lined sheet
1972
1973Write bars and don’t come unless your lyrics are something I can’t beat
1974
1975Because boi I cannot be defeated by mere mortals
1976
1977Your style’s choppy and sloppy, when I look at it I have chortles
1978
1979You dont see my bars’ deep meaning, you aint even woke
1980
1981If i wrote your bars in a book, I’d title it “Trash Eminem Has Never Spoke”
1982
1983
1984These thots, they come for my myth and might, but they get hit with EXPEL
1985
1986You don’t know your mistake, thots; You have stepped onto your biggest L
1987
1988Thots strike despair onto mere mortals, but I am greater than you hoes
1989
1990I will pull you down into Hell’s grip, for you have caused pain to my bros
1991
1992Defeat comes uposn you always, but I transcend it
1993
1994This battle’s too easy for my majesty, let’s end it
1995
1996Thots, know my name, for it will bring the end of your power
1997
1998I’m toasting up thots for half price, call it happy hour
1999
2000Your weak tradition cannot usurp my rap throne, for my skill is prime
2001
2002Call me crazy, but know it is the end of your time
2003
2004Legend has it I got bars so grim they call me the Grim Reaper
2005
2006You’re already dead, I’m your soul’s keeper
2007
2008You thots are so dumb you can’t even write a turnitin submission
2009
2010You’re so drunk off your power we gotta put back prohibition
2011
2012
2013None of these nibbas can gel me, not Cam, not Luis, not Trinity
2014
2015Because if they try, I’ll show them ultimate infinity
2016
2017I was spittin round here, Luis was straight shook
2018
2019If he came back at me with bars, I’d look in every book
2020
2021Because I’m pretty sure he stole that from something
2022
2023We gotta get these barless nibbas outta the ring
2024
2025I walk on this land and spit these fires, and the girls send me hollers
2026
2027Grab me a b-ball, Imma show these guys they aint real ballers
2028
2029Throwing the 3’s, making the shots, landing the free throw
2030
2031If they can’t even beat me, how the heck they gonna go pro?
2032
2033I’m always looking good for my bodies, I’m supposed to be dapper
2034
2035You got voice but you suck, ain’t no such thing as a halfway rapper
2036
2037My haters be saying “Y’aint shit, no bars; You’re surrounded”
2038
2039But I say back: It’s unfounded, ain’t even grounded, I’ll unleash bars unbounded
2040
2041I’m so good they don’t even call me iron fist they say fire fist
2042
2043I’m on the top list, surrounding you like mist, and making sure you don’t persist
2044
2045
2046You’re outta your career fakeboy, it’s official
2047
2048These bleeding flames are straight superficial
2049
2050The light of my bars is disrupting your career, it’s hazy
2051
2052You ctrl+c’d this document and used it, how lazy
2053
2054The masses hit ctrl+c on this too, they turned it into their constitution
2055
2056Because this document is tougher than every other solution
2057
2058This document is all about heat, get your icy oneliners out
2059
2060Because wannabes like you just have minuscule clout
2061
2062I see people call me out, but those envious fools are unjustified
2063
2064So I say, are you ready, because you’re boutta get deep fried
2065
2066I cook up these bars 100% copy free, this ain’t no amateur zone
2067
2068This prep is for rappers not at the flesh but down to the bone
2069
2070I’m out here at this school dropping A+ grade freestyle
2071
2072You can’t copy my skill, you haven’t even spit in sick style
2073
2074So how about you just leave me alone, can’t win when you’re lying
2075
2076Otherwise I’ll bleed you and the whole table will start dying
2077
2078
2079I’ve transcended fire and gone electric, call me Fresh Thunder
2080
2081These bars are surging with energy, they’ll smite you from down under
2082
2083I’ve been pumping juice into this doc since day one, the power level is unreal
2084
2085Electricity’s starting to strike down, and these frosh already starting to feel
2086
2087What they’re feeling is a power beyond fire, gel, and bleed, the power of lightning
2088
2089These majestic bars rocking Prep like a quake, must be frightening
2090
2091Frosh say they’re hearing odd sounds, like pop and crack
2092
2093What they’re hearing is my electricity, it’s what happens when you beat wack
2094
2095Transcending all, I’ve become electrified, my bars shock breath out, make one exhale
2096
2097They exhale in awe because the current is too strong, they can’t take skill that can’t fail
2098
2099Electric is what I am, I’m stronger than hottest fire, toughest bleed, and best gel
2100
2101I got current down to my very bone structure, it’s in my every cell
2102
2103Bleed, fire, gel, dark, weak frosh: All bow before my electric power
2104
2105It comes down in strikes, against frosh they lose that very hour
2106
2107Because they lose to a power beyond Cam and Luis, even beyond other raps
2108
2109Electric is ultimate, don’t forget, otherwise I’ll send my thunder down those tooth gaps
2110
2111
2112Freshman nibbas out here thinking they got the power to mess with the man
2113
2114But really they don’t got it because their brains are more hollow than a tin can
2115
2116The men just don’t get it, they think they’re astounding
2117
2118Grab the ball and let me 1v1, their complaining mouths will be sounding
2119
2120But even when you win they think they’re tough like refined metal
2121
2122When it’s time to prove their heat, frosh wither up like a dead flower petal
2123
2124Out here raking in platinum records, that’s just how I roll
2125
2126I’m droppin mad lines on these frosh, you know lightning takes its toll
2127
2128Rap battles: I’ve done them, I’ve won them, and I’m boutta run em
2129
2130Time for a tourney, see if frosh can beat the one dropping the megaton
2131
2132And of course the final opponent will be me, who can name another?
2133
2134Troy?? Ha, he couldn’t even beat me, no clout frosh, or his brother!
2135
2136Out here pushing the limits of human bars, training to surpass my dream
2137
2138People saying I don’t got fire? They’ll see why they call me Mr. Extreme
2139
2140Raising the ante every day of the year, every single second of the clock
2141
2142These “tough” frosh are chicken, they just run and go “Bok-Bokbok!”
2143
2144
2145I’m scouting for new boys to gel, I’m always on the rap hunt
2146
2147I weigh under 100, you’re telling me you got less bars than a runt?
2148
2149I’m turning burning hot bars into record deal gold, call it alchemical
2150
2151These boys I’m battlin are weak to the blaze like a flammable chemical
2152
2153I look unassuming, so when I got bars it’s quite shocking
2154
2155Besides, your world isn’t the only thing I’m rocking
2156
2157Talent is my body, I got loads of it in the cells
2158
2159My epic rap battles not ringing any bells?
2160
2161Me and my bars, we’ve formed an unbreakable bond
2162
2163Every day we’re always going even further beyond
2164
2165Your tongue straight dry from all the heat, I’m stayin slick
2166
2167I’m boutta evolve and start spittin beyond quick
2168
2169My bars come out of the throat in an electrified explosion
2170
2171They’re melting down your career, I’ll call that corrosion
2172
2173Im sittin on gold, having trained since first year I got that record clout
2174
2175I’m always honing my skills on the fly, that’s right; I’m a devout!
2176
2177
2178My bars out here amplifying spirits like a BOSE
2179
2180Straight spits coming out of the dark like a hose
2181
2182Don’t put that ice on this rap battle, inject it in your veins
2183
2184Even when you got the stuff, you can’t stop my reigns
2185
2186You ain’t better than me, I’ve been battlin since the first dawn
2187
2188You got less bars than me, don’t matter if you got brawn
2189
2190You standin like cattle while I’m droppin down lines like rain in Seattle
2191
2192You can’t truly overcome this battle that really makes you rattle
2193
2194I’m already destined to have bars, don’t need no prediction
2195
2196You’re wastin my time, losing battles like it’s an addiction
2197
2198Lacking the rhymes to put me in my place, need a booster?
2199
2200You’re saying you got a fine 10 girl, but I seduced her
2201
2202I got easily winning rap battles down to a process
2203
2204Ratin your career, I say: Needs improvement, work in progress
2205
2206I’m so masterful I’m stompin frosh careers like Flamin Streaks
2207
2208Can’t dodge this L, I’m coming round with OP techniques
2209
2210
2211[Hagan]
2212
2213You get the big shook every time I shock you up
2214
2215You try to ball big on the court, but I just lock you up
2216
2217You don’t understand, bars are the only thing that shows your clout
2218
2219Not girls, not cash, nothing besides raps can determine this bout
2220
2221Don’t matter what you got, I got straight thunder from the shadow
2222
2223I got somethin to say, your girl really been texting me on the downlow
2224
2225She saying “I wanna break up with hagan, will you accept”
2226
2227And I’ll say back “Of course, that guy’s straight up inept”
2228
2229No skills to speak of, no rhymes to throw down,
2230
2231No clout, no juice, no bodies, none of that renown
2232
2233Just straight fat, you really are the weakest of the weak
2234
2235If we gelled you hot, we could feed prep for a whole week
2236
2237I’m surviving your lackluster crap rain like Noah’s boat
2238
2239Your mom said “Big Wallin’s here, I wanna deepthroat”
2240
2241
2242
2243
2244
2245
2246
2247
224875 Share Special: Bister Babale
2249
2250My bars striking your career down like a thunderbolt
2251
2252We all know who MSC318 really needs: Dr. Holt
2253
2254You shafted me on the Measurement HW, you’re not the right chem for me
2255
2256We all know what needs to happen: out with the Alex, in with the Comey
2257
2258I got an idea: I’ll give you an equation that you like:
2259
2260You and your wife react to form Devin the L. Sike!
2261
2262But thou must get good, make those rhymes really strong
2263
2264Otherwise the Science Department won’t have clout for long
2265
2266I’ll go on and spare the rest of the department, save myself the trouble 
2267
2268Of having to bury their lackluster careers under the rubble
2269
2270Single replacement is the way I go: I take out the lower and get on the higher
2271
2272You say we need a catalyst, but we got heat through super hot fire
2273
2274Move around the world, give Babale the shaft
2275
2276While I’m surfing through life on the Easy Mode raft
2277
2278The reaction’s complete, let’s see the products that came about:
2279
2280An explosion, a dead career, and me standing as the winner of the bout
2281
2282
228360th page special: Beton Ball
2284I’ve seen your way, how you work, to Prep you simply don’t compare
2285
2286Hey principal, don’t mind if i throw your community into despair
2287
2288Your school is cloutless, I had more clout in the womb than your entire school
2289
2290Even your best rappers cannot defeat Big Wahlin’, that’s why I call em all Big Fool
2291
2292Lol yo seton hall, are you ready for the end of your world as you know it
2293
2294Because I’m coming beyond crazy, this rap battle: not gonna throw it
2295
2296I’m takin out this big clout, seton hall is gonna be Prep the Second
2297
2298I’m striking down your institution so fast it won’t take a millisecond
2299
2300Victory is mine, Prep the Second is now a thing
2301
2302My bars are international, their rhyming will always ring
2303
2304I remember when you guys were straight beasts: It didn’t happen
2305
2306Even when all the world is gone, I’ll keep rappin
2307
2308No one to rap against, I still won’t stop
2309
2310I keep gaining clout with every rhyme i drop
2311
2312We all know seton hall got no knowledge of the wey
2313
2314Even in the halls you know what’s doin it to em: the big gay
2315
2316
2317
2318
2319I’m moving up in the ranks with the magic rotation
2320
2321You’re drowning in L’s, struggling for flotation
2322
2323Coming at you with master design, challenging the future
2324
2325Coming so hard you need to resign with a suture
2326
2327No way you can defeat the majesty of my spectacle
2328
2329You’ll simply repeat the travesty in the trash receptacle
2330
2331Destroying careers in one shot, oh so cathartic
2332
2333NO way you can win with crappy bars from the arctic
2334
2335It’s no mortal sin to fall to the only king
2336
2337Then I’ll just chortle when you’re out of the ring
2338
2339Death comes faster than defeat this time of year
2340
2341Breath realizes I, the master, am coming and has fear
2342
2343Shadows of your past creeping up on your door
2344
2345Memory about to drive your career through the floor
2346
2347Apocalypse bows in my presence, blight knows my name
2348
2349You’re not even one of the crips, you’re lacking might
2350
2351I’ve come to end you, do you know what honor you have been given?
2352
2353It would blow to see you a goner, because you messed with a godsend