· 6 years ago · Mar 23, 2019, 09:44 PM
1My nephew made me mad-so he left-these in my room with a multiple choice question l m f ay o, you still love me right, yes, little yes,
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3The bat with-the gat, it’s rainy as hell-and-it’s boring as fuck, I wish a hood nibba would come shoot-this bitch up,
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5boo nibba said-the cat with-the gat, ghim me all yo shit-or you all getting clapped, he left in a hurry-while smoking-some gas, only thing he left was his-sound cloud-that shit was ass,
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7Insulting Putin may now land you in jail under a new Russian law, hey, I’ve seen-this one I’ve seen-this one, it’s a classic,
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9When you’re friend’s last name-is ford-and he keeps getting distracted-when you’re telling him a story, ford focus,
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11Person, does literally anything, psychology nibbas, hum,
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13Another one, The dust,
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15Thah nose, ant-man,
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17What not-to do at a funeral,
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19Your score 85%, you failed passed-the exam, required score, 85%,
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21Soon-there’ll only-be 7 planets left, cause I’m gonna destroy your anus,
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23Stan lee watching everyone talk-about how ant man-is going-to defeat thah nose-by crawling into his ass hole,
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25Mom finds family pit bull dragging 7 month old baby-by her diaper-after house goes up in flames, they had us in-the first half not gonna lie,
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27When your girl gossips-to you-and you low key interested, and men-be-so deep into-the tea-too, they start helping you connect-the dots-and all l m ay o,
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29When your Kahoot name-is a pornstar-so your teacher either has-to leave you in-the game-or admit-to watching porn, outstanding move,
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31Don’t worry, it’s not a pyramid scheme, a pyramid scheme,
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33Me, whips out a mad powerful You ghee oh card, everyone else at-the casino poker table,
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35When pirate jean Lafitte saw-the governor advertising a $500 reward for his capture Lafitte offered $5,000 for-the capture of-the governor, outstanding move,
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37The constant lingering-belief-that everyone-is secretly making fun of me, me attempting-to-be-social,
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39The nine lighves of-tom,
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41What do you mean you ate from-the tree of knowledge, I asked you guys not-to do-that,
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43Everybody, everybody, gay, as all things should-be,
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45We keep saying mods are gay yet we’re making meem's-about a dude going in another dude’s asshole,
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47Japan, I attacked USSR, I just bombed Pearl Harbor,
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49Calling racists racist-is racist say racists, mods are gay,
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51Hit-or miss, I guess-they never miss huh, you got a boyfriend I-bet he doesn’t kiss ya, chick fill ay, I hate Israel,
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53Small game developer, starts relatively successful game series, EA,
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55Repair-and name, stone, stone infinity, enchantment cost 4, what did-it cost, 4,
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57Air-is free, sunlight-is free, rain-is free, wind-is free, how do I profit from-this bros, go outside,
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59Thanos, ant-man,
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61Some 3rd world country, I just found-some gooey black stuff, the united states,
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63Siblings fighting, crappy mike, barking dogs, no push-to talk, father shouting, mom vacuuming, lah tee no kid in voice chat,
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65Airport security, no liquids allowed, me, dehydrated water, just add water,
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67Like-this image-to instantly-have a girlfriend,
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69Thah nose prepares dee fences against ant-man circa 2019,
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71The letter I, exists, the pixar lamp, I’m-about-to end-this man’s whole career,
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73Fuck-it, pig on-the roof, fuck-it, pig on-the roof,
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75If you guess-the animal right you-become my girlfriend, a horse,
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77Can I-touch your wee niss, ha ha-it’s-the skin on your elbow,
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80Thanos, ant man,
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82JK rowling, Fantastic-beasts characters,
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84Big fan of-this picture of a veterinarian showing a cat how fat he-is,
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86Random guy in Hiroshima, why are-there two suns, the same guy 0.0001 seconds later,
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88Japan, bombs pearl harbor, america, you’ve ching’d your last chong,
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90Weed, now-that I-have your attention, mark’s lawn care,
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92That guy who always upvotes, my weird meme formats,
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94Stalin, welcome back comrade, you’ve-been in a coma for 24 years, patient, oh boy I can’t wait-to see my favorite 20 million people,
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96Thanos’s-butthole, exists, ant man, nice place nibba,
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98When you-have a new hat-and-someone mentions-it-and you feel nice,
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100Thanos, pulls down pants-to take a shit, ant man,
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102My grand father-told me-that-when my grandma gets mad at him-he tightens-the pickle jar lid-so she’ll-have-to talk-to him, I want-that,
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104My dad, my, same inherent character flaws,
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106Germany, Maginot line,
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108No one, literally no one, not a single-soul I promise you, tall people,
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110Types of headache, migh grain, hyper tension, stress, when-someone uses-the wrong you’re,
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112When you sneeze near an anti-vax kid at school, you are-about-to destroy child, are you sure, yes, yes,
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114Me trying-to listen-to my own advice,
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116Thah nose-when he feels ant man expanding-and shrinking repeatedly in his ass,
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118Thah nose, an arrow with ant man on-it, hawk eye,
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120This-is-what your water bottle sees at 3 am-when you are dry ay f,
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122I’m thankful for all of-the different ways-that we can eat potatoes,
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124People who slap-the-top of-the door frame as-they walk through, everyone else,
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126Bisexuals literally only want two things-and-it’s fucking disgusting,
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128Subtitles, national anthem, deaf people,
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130At least-someone’s doing ok, breaking news, local stingray in great mood, The water-is nice-and warm-and his flappy parts feel very flappy indeed,
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132Her, he’s probably thinking-about other girls, him, why-is-this person taking our picture,
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134Swedish car-be-like, ker choo,
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136Charlemagne-when he-took power, skeh dahddle skeh doodle your-society-is now feudal,
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138Elmer’s school glue, Highnz tomato ketchup,
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140Ignoring-the failures of past military forces big bird launches a land assault on Russia in-the dead of winter,
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142This-is a risk I’m willing-to take, beware of dog,
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144Retail employees, susan, karen,
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146I guess my brain-is just really big, what else-is really big, I thought you’d never ask, the mongol empire,
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148God, creates humans, humans, create lego star wars three-the clone wars, god, now-that’s-what I’m talking-about,
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150Alright, who-the heck-is whispering during silent reading time,
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152You can-have two million dollars-but your worst enemy gets 10 million dollars, would you accept-it, why-or-why not, Yes, I would definitely want 12 million dollars,
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154Her side of-the-bed versus your side,
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156Everybody google florida man followed-by your birthday, florida man august 22nd, and tell me-what you get, mine-is florida man tries-to attack neighbor with tractor,
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158Quentin taranteeno, so i’m making-this new movi-, white actors who want-to say-the n word,
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160Water-when-it reachers 100 degrees Celsius,
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162David, plays a secret chord, the lord,
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164It’s over anakin I-have-the highground, oh, I don’t think-so, oh, I think-so, I hate you,
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166Me, slightly opens window at 11pm, every single bug in a 5 mile radius, it’s free real estate,
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168Chinese emperor, stop bringing opium in our country, UK envoy, ok, King Edward seventh, what did-the emperor say, UK envoy, something in Chinese, I don’t know-what,
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170October 13th 2013, So sick of walmart employees-having-the worst attitude-towards customers, its not my fault walmart-is-the only place-that would hire you, April 26 2016, started new job at walmart,
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172Iron boots, Protection three, feather falling four,
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174App size 12 MB, play store, please clear 456 MB from internal storage,
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176Fernando Robinson, dads are-like boomerangs I hope,
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178RIP-to all-the x box three sixty avatars-that will never wake up,
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180No one, endermen, I’m taking-this cube thing with me,
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182What’s an empty old suit of armor doing in-the driver seat of-this pick up, maybe he went out for-the knight,
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184IS room,
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186Ancient greece, does literally anything, ancient rome, write-that down-write-that down,
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188Student, wears one ear bud during free time, teacher, enemy spotted,
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190What fucking savage does-their math homework in pen,