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1Him, what's your body count?, me, for what?, him, people you've slept with, me, ohhh, i thought you saw the basement, him, what?, me, what?,
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3Hmm well how about we ditch this app, insta or snap?, pick your poison, linkedin,
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5just do it, did you just use a saxophone as a nike icon, improvise, adapt, overcome,
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7wemen are the best, thank you, but actually it's, o, not, e, actually i forgot the space after the first, e,
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9Essential oils, unvaccinated kids,
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11Me, I love you, her, that's nice, me, that is not the law of equivalent exchange, 
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13Britain when they see the USA invading third world countries, i raised that boy,
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15when you wear prescription glasses for the first time, I see,
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17Me changing, aren't to, are not, to get to 200 words for my essay,
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19I wonder if the guy who came up with the term, one hit wonder, came up with any other phrases, 
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21I am broken when my name is spoken, what am I, Mc donalds ice cream machine, 
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23Becoming older than 13 years old was the biggest mistake of my life,
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25Bank teller, first name, me, robin, bank teller, last name, me, dabank, bank teller, so you're robin, dabank, ?, me,
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27kuwait, help, iraq is invading, us, nah bro, we're good, kuwait, we have oil, shit negro, that's all you had to say,
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29hardcore Pokemon fans, choose starter based on type, strategy, etc, me, I just think he's neat,
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31Peta, present you best argument for eating bacon, kaitlyn, if animals don't want to be eaten, why are they made out of food?, kaitlyn, caution, this account is temporarily restricted, you're seeing this warning because there has been some unusual activity from this account, do you still want to view it,
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33At the end of the day it's all about who u wanna own a dog with, 
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35If you are doing anonymous questions on snapchat, you need a good talking to,
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37Making memes without pictures to confuse normies, old man, chess board, text,
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39Tell me his name again, noobmaster69,
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41When you check her phone and she is sending ankle pics to her bf, abdul, get some rocks,
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43Introvert wear, enderman, costume for 5 years to avoid eye contact,
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45Phone, 1 percent, gas, E, bank account, 12 cents, mental stability, low, feet pics, for sale,
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47Nobody, youtube recommendations, most incredible types of all time, 
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4912 year old me typing, ass, on club penguin to avoid getting banned,
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51Reminder that its possible to like both anime and deodorant,
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53the government the biggest gang in america, 
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55teens need to get more sleep, classes start at 7, 30, schools, why do they hate school, 
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57Damn dude, save some pussy for the rest of us, 
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59me, so you're saying I can't just purchase or rent the episodes of the 2019 toiling zone, CBS, nope, me, I have to pay for your entire on demand service just to watch this one show, CBS, yep, me, I'll just pirate it, CBS, wait no,
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61When you're bragging about you country being undefeated in both world wars and someone sends you a picture of a vietnamese rice farmer,
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63Thanos, snaps, pregnant woman, fetus turns into ash, hulk, reverse snaps, woman, suddenly gets pregnant after 5 years,
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65friend, what did your wife do just before she had the baby?, me, she went, fuuuuuuuuck!, and a bit of poo came out, friend, I meant work wise, me, oh, book keeping,
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67when you finally go watch endgame but they play the far from home trailer before the movie, I se this as an absolute fail,
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69When you're playing hide and seek and the person you're hiding with gives away your location by giggling, you are the enemy of the people,
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71Mom 10 minutes before church, mom at church
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73When somebody at the family reunion says they've known you since you were a baby, I don't even know who you are,
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75Belgium minister of health, maggie de block, you have become the very thing you swore to destroy,
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77Them, god, please save humanity from the ravages of disease and suffering, god, creates a super smart scientist who create vaccines, them, ew no, that's poison,
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79red bulls are so bad for you, oh yeah and that nose full of cocaine sure if busting your inmune system isn't it, sniffany,
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81Is your dad really your dad if he doesn't say, who?, after talking about any of your friends even if he's know them for literally 7 years?,
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83parallel lines, two lines which never meet, for example, you, your crush,
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85been outta high school for years and still haven't used the periodic table in my life,
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87when you wife cheats on you so you cheat her out of life support, cha cha real smooth, 
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89joe the people follower, tired of feeling alone, no one watching or caring, i'll follow you, 10 feet guarantee, i will not interfere in your life, you will barely notice me, but you will feel me, joethepeoplefollower.com, won't leave you alone,
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91teacher, why are you laughing?, me, nothing, my brain, methanos,
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93Up your butt and around the corner might have been the illest comeback of the 90's,
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95Red skull, a soul for a sou, thanos, yeet,
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97when your nuclear power plant in chernobyl fulfills the five year plan of heat energy generation in 4 microseconds, i see this as an absolute win,
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99The whole class having a fist fight, my teacher playing solitaire,
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101literally every element, noble gasses,
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103my dog, has unlimited food, water, shelter and love, front door opens, my dog,
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105the mafia in my hometown ran a pizza chain as a front and it got so popular that the head of the family just stopped doing crimes and they do pizza full time now,
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107girls locker room, oh my god p e was so hard I'm gonna be so sore tomorrow, boys locker room,
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109feeling cute today, might sting some bitches later,
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111it's a well known fact, if you stand on the great wall of China, you can actually see the moon, you and your boyfriend use condoms?, yes, thank God,
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113what is love?, I unfollowed some meme pages so my husband can send me memes I haven't seen,
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115no one, rap songs on the radio, blankety blankety blank,
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117me when my alarm wakes me up, let the potato rest for five minutes,
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119just found out girls poop too, not happy right now,
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121teacher, please line up in alphabetical order, Zack, I'm about to end this line,
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123Japan, we will fight to the end, we will never surrender!, Harry Truman, Alakazam there goes Japan,
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125when you're a dog and your vegan owner drops dead, looks like meat's back on the menu boys,
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127when chrome finally loads after you thought it wasn't working so you kept clicking it,
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129my favorite sex position is when you provide unconditional support even when my mental illness acts up,
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131school makes me, depressed, suicidal, anxious, cry, feel stupid, sick, so tired, sad, tired, so stressed, department of education, I see this as an absolute win,
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133country with oil, exists, USA,
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135Thanos, snaps, baby whos mother just dusted away, oh heck,
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137friends mom, do you guys want a snack?, me and my homie, no, but thank you for asking,
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139go fuck yourself,
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141my boy-friend knows the annoying things I'm gonna say before I can say them lmao, last night he was changing his phone background and shows me his new one then immediately in a high voice goes, why isn't it me, like yes thank you for saving my breath why isn't it,
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143before, vs after I eat,
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145cow flying cause he can't stand you niggas,
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147a quarter a day for a year will get you 9125 dollars, a dollar a day is 365 dollars, you got some limited edition quarters or something?,
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149crush, I like sensitive guys, my last 2 brain cells, I have sensitive nipples,
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151Mozart disliked a performer named Adriana Ferrarese del Bene, so, knowing her tendency to drop her chin on low notes and throw back her head on high ones, Mozart wrote a song with constant leaps from low to high in order to make her head, bob like a chicken, on stage,
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153garlic bread sucks, 100 percent false, I love democracy,
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155my last molecule of serotonin, 1995, colorized,
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157chance the rapper says he made 6 million dollars in one year off his 3 hats, what idiot would spend 2 million dollars on a hat,
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159people, go watch end-game 5 or 6 times so it can make more money than Avatar, Disney, who owns both,
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161you should only eat 6 fries per serving, Harvard professor says, shut the fuck up, nerd,
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16318, financially stable, just bought a house, what have you done, woke up then went back to sleep thanks for asking,
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165things that made my toddler cry this week, I wouldn't let the dog drive him to daycare, the bath was, too wet, he wanted syrup for breakfast, just syrup, his sister, keeps looking at him, he wants shoes like his friend Jacob, there is no Jacob,
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167there's flowers on this ice, you're standing on top of bikini bottom,
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169why does Mike Pence always look like he's about to introduce legislation to outlaw the x-Men,
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171my dad's mate overslept his alarm and had to get on a flight within an hour so he shoved all the clothes on his bed into his suitcase, but when he got to the airport he found out he'd packed his fucking cat hahahaha I'm not even lying,
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173good articles, BuzzFeed, wanna know what donut you are?,
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175fortnite is, dead, cancer, dying, trash, bad, bad memes, minecraft is, better than fornite, for everyone, the best game ever, the best, cool again, I am so proud of this community,
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177Teenage Florida man hacks his high school, emails everyone urgent announcement about, mandatory penis inspections in accordance with penal code 69, adult Florida men, not bad kid,
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179when a guy brags about his car and salary on the first date,
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181one in six people would have sex with a robot, call me biased but I don't think that's the sexiest robot they could've found a picture of,
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183when everyone is making endgame memes but you're breaking out your arsenal of iron man 1 memes, my turn,
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185I just realized something, in iron man 2 Elon Musk appears in the movie, which means he's in the M C U, so when thanos snapped his hand and killed 50 percent of the universe in Infinity war, does that mean there was a possibility that Elon died?, good question,
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187nobody, me without a license,
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189ah shit, here we go again,
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191a meme can't gain popularity and die in the same day, locker room memes, observe,
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193Star Wars, Avatar, and Endgmae fighting for box office dominance, Disney, who owns all three, I see this as an absolute win,