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3One hundred girls. 
4And one of them is my true love. 
5My forever soul mate. 
6The Betty to my Barney. 
7My cosmetic destiny. 
8The problem is... 
9I don't know who she is. 
10I was leaving a highball bash in the girl's dorm. 
11Can you hit the basement button, please? 
12My back was to her when that auspicious blackout hit. 
13I never got a chance to see her. 
14It must've been the cloak of darkness concealing my usual romantic block. 
15Because that night I was smart, I was funny, I was invincible 
16Did you ever notice in the movie "Willy Wonka &amp; the Chocolate Factory"... 
17that the Oompa Loompas never wore hairnets? 
18Do you know what I really hate? Those stickers they put on apples. 
19By the time you peel it off, you don't want the apple anymore. 
20I sometimes wish I could just crawl up with a girl. 
21Just hold each other. Like that picture of John Lennon and Yoko Ono. 
22That is so sweet. 
23And that's when it happened. 
24Our tongues tangled. 
25And our hands began displaying their in credible night vision. 
26Her little breasts were just the right size to fill... 
27a champagne glass. 
28My impressive man hood in my pants expanded like popcorn. 
29We never knew each other's names. 
30Maybe it was the mystery of if all that made it so exciting. 
31in the morning... 
32she was gone. 
33I had to find her. 
34I didn't get much support from my roommate Rod. 
35What you're getting so bad out of shape for, man? 
36- I mean, it's just a girl. - I should've expected you to say that. 
37- What do you mean? - I mean you're the kind of guy... 
38who likes those silhouettes of naked women on the mud flaps of trucks. 
39You play video games watching a porn movie on the picture and picture. 
40- You revel in the size of your dumps. - Hey, Matt! 
41You gotta check this out! 
42Yeah, I do all those things. 
43This isn't just another girl, Rod. I connected with her. 
44The last intimate encounter I had with a woman was when I was five. 
45Id pulled down my pants, and Vickie poured sand on my winky. 
46This is better than playing with you shovel, man. 
47Ever since then, I've had this burning need for a woman. 
48When I was 10 years old, I liked getting a boner so much... 
49I started taping my pecker so that it would stay up all the time. 
50I did the same thing, but I used duct tape, man. 
51Shut up, I'm trying to make a point here. 
52I've never had this kind of success with a woman before. 
53When I was 16, I tried talking to girls. I had to write myself cheat notes... 
54on my hands so I had a list of topics I could talk to the girls about. 
55- What's that on your hand? - Nothing. 
56My romantic IQ must've mashed me, because I showed the girl my list. 
57It's all sorts of things I can talk to you about. 
58I thought I was the biggest loser of all time. 
59It wasn't as bad as senior prom, when I spent US$ 150 on Emily... 
60and didn't even get a kiss of good night. 
61So you can imagine how impassioned I feel now I've actually met this girl. 
62You're pathetic, man! I mean, you lose your virginity... 
63and you don't even get the girl's name! 
64- What the hell is that? - It's penile power, man. 
65I got it out of an ad in a magazine, you know? 
66It's gonna help me increase length and girth by hanging weights, man! 
67- Check it out, I'm up to 5 pounds. - It's the stroker, not the poker. 
68Man, I'm doing this for me. Like I always say... 
69"The angle of the dangle equals the cubic of the pubic". 
70- What's that have to do with anything? - I don't know. I just like to say it. 
71This penile power thing is gonna help me increase my libido... 
72help me maintain a full firm erection... 
73and it's gonna help me control my ejaculation, baby. 
74- So I'm gonna do it all night long! - When do you start junior high? 
75No, man, look here. I'm serious. It works. Check this out. 
76This is Kung Chang, right? Master of penile power. 
77Look. He's lifting 500 pounds with his penis, man! 
78Great, that's useful! is he gonna enter himself in a tractor pull? 
79Whatever, man. 
80So what are you gonna do about this girl? 
81- She left this. - Hey, man, let me see that! 
82No... 
83... I don't recognize this one. - Hey, give them back! 
84What are you gonna do? You're gonna boil them and make soup? 
85You don't want a girlfriend. Jesus. 
86And then there's the other thing. You'd spend every Friday night... 
87watching movies adapted from the latest Jane Austen book. 
88- You don't want that, man! - It's pretty cold, Rod. 
89Listen, when it comes to men and women, men get a raw deal. 
90For centuries, we've been killing over 15 years before our wives... 
91and all because of all the stress in the work place, right? 
92But not once have they apologized, man... 
93for all the millions of years of life we've lost working... 
94while women stayed home. 
95I couldn't understand why Rod hated women so much. 
96I suspected there was some past horror that made him this way. 
97Man, all you gotta do is find the matching bra to those panties. 
98- Mystery solved! - That's not a half bad idea. 
99You're never gonna get in the Virgin Vault, man. 
100They don't let boys in the girls' side, alright? 
101- No, this will work. - You're high, man. 
102On my own testosterone, maybe. Come with me. 
103What are you doing, man? 
104Rod, I focused all my great cerebral powers... 
105to come up with this bold plan to penetrate the Vault. 
106What are you? Coyote super genius or something? 
107Something like that. 
108Wait! The Coyote never caught the Roadrunner, man! 
109Got you! 
110Hi, I'm Matt, the new maintenance man. 
111Had a call about some rats. 
112Man in the hall! 
113Getting my female suspects just about off their rooms... 
114was as easy as giving away free hair-care products to girls. 
115It was as if I was a perverted Prince Charming. 
116instead of Cinderella's glass slippers, I had her panties 
117I miss you. What you mean, you just wanna be friends? 
118- Get off me! - Put that away and give me some. 
119- It's gonna be okay. Come on, baby. - Jesus, can't you see I'm busy?! 
120- Put that stupid shit away, alright? - Crick, get off! 
121It's time to give me some, alright? 
122Just relax, alright? 
123You stapled my ass! 
124- What are you doing? - Stop it! 
125He was gonna kill me. I just hoped to get in... 
126a few verbal punches before he went Mike Tyson on me. 
127- Who are you? - I'm Matthew. Your name's Crick. 
128As in "Crick without a paddle". I've seen you around. 
129- You're a natural born hipster. - Natural born hipster? 
130The next evolution of a jock. You traded in your letterman jacket... 
131for a manicured goatee and an Euro trash ponytail. 
132You're the worst kind of cool, the kind who wears male make-up. 
133A real fashion plate. 
134You're living proof of those boy-toy do of uses in those men's magazines! 
135I was a goner. But better me than her. 
136What was the worse? Crick was hopped upon nicotine gum. 
137A chain-chewer. And he chewed his gum with his mouth open. 
138I hated that noise. It was my kryptonite 
139What the hell are you doing here? 
140- I'm here so save her. - Save her? 
141How are you gonna do that? 
142Crick wasn't wearing a shirt. His nipples stood out like knobs... 
143on an old TV. I don't know what possessed me. 
144Probably his incessant nicotine-gum chewing. 
145But my hands reached out like they were drawing twin guns. 
146I grabbed his nipples and did a double twist. 
147But, somehow, through his blur of pain, Crick fought back. 
148He grabbed my nipples and twisted. 
149It was tit for tat. 
150So we faced each other. Locked in a nipple combat. 
151Each trying to endure the retching pains the longest. 
152Each of us waiting for the other to blink. 
153And... I cracked. 
154I'll be back for your ass! And I'll deal with you later! 
155Here, have some Midol. 
156It does the trick when my nipples get sore during my period. 
157Thanks. 
158Let me see. 
159They're all bruised. 
160They are two black eyes. 
161We should put something cold on them. 
162- You're bruised too. - Don't worry, I'm used to it. 
163You're Patty, huh? You do that comic in the school newspaper. 
164- That's me. - An art- school girl, huh? 
165- Is that what you call me? - No, I wasn't calling you anything. 
166in high school, you would have called me a slut. 
167Now in college, you call me a good time. 
168You like my skirt, but you're thinking: 
169"If her skirt were any shorter, she'd have other cheeks to powder... 
170and would have to put gloss on another pair of lips". 
171I wasn't thinking any of that. I think you're a nice girl. 
172I was lying. I did think all those things. 
173She may not be perfect, but she oozed sex more than a sponge contraceptive. 
174She had a cuteness that set off my hair-trigger response. 
175She got my pecker to strain like a dog on a leash. 
176What? What's wrong? 
177- Nothing, I'm sorry. - I'm trying to make it all better. 
178No. I'm all better. 
179- You don't like me. - No. I like you just fine. 
180You're worried about what people say about me. 
181I've never heard anything. 
182Sure you have. "If she still has a cherry, it must be pushed so back... 
183... she can use it as a taillight". - I've never heard that. 
184Yes, you have. My reputation precedes me. 
185It's okay. You know, I'm all for experimentation. 
186What are these? Are these stress balls? 
187To relieve tension, like Humphrey Bogart did in that old movie. 
188"There's three ways to do things aboard my vessel. 
189The right way, the wrong way and my way. 
190If you do things my way, we'll get along just fine". 
191- Those are my pinball balls. - What? 
192Pinball balls. I put them inside of me, I rock my legs and I get off. 
193Really? 
194Okay, I'm sorry, I have to go. 
195- Hey, Matt. - What's the matter with you? 
196Penile power. 
197It seems to be causing a little pain, if you know what I mean. 
198- So what's plan B, Mr. Coyote? - I'm gonna continue searching. 
199Everyday, between classes and homework, I'll create a problem. 
200So they let me into fixit. 
201Man in the hall! 
202Once inside, I just figure out a way to get in the girls' rooms. 
203Hello. This is Phil Gambone calling from KROK radio. 
204You won the morning prize. A new car. 
205You should've been there the day I turned the air-conditioner off. 
206It was a feast for the eyes! 
207And there was Cynthia Dessert, the of womanhood. 
208She loomed as a titan in my masturbatory dreams. 
209She's the perfect example of the power women holdover men. 
210We're paralyzed by their beauty. We're rendered speechless by it. 
211If we're lucky to say anything to them, it all sounds like gibberish. 
212You're Matt, the maintenance guy, right? 
213I need some help in my room. 
214How can a guy have a real conversation with a girl like this... 
215when we're made so helpless? 
216In the animal kingdom, when 2members stare at each other... 
217it is a test of dominance. 
218The first one to look away is considered the weaker. 
219Between a man and a woman, cards are stacked against the man. 
220Because, let's face it, every time a guy meets a girl... 
221he wants to check out her breasts. 
222A man must summon all his will not to lookdown at those golden orbs... 
223whose wondrous tips are upturned, aimed right at his eyes. 
224Once a man loses this test of nerves... 
225the woman knows she has a great secret power over him... 
226and she can get him to do anything she wants. 
227Like a sexual sorceress, Cynthia had several men under her spell. 
228You can use my desk-top PC anytime you want, all semester. 
229I have an extra pizza. I thought you might want it. 
230When you're done, I just need some help moving some furniture. 
231Thanks for getting this masterpiece theater! 
232- Strange, it was getting only ESPN. - Yeah, it's weird. 
233- Anybody for a game of foosball? - No, thanks. 
234Come on, you guys! 
235What about you, maintenance boy? 
236You wanna play? Just one game! I'm talking one game here. 
237It's a bad sign when you meet a girl who wears no make-up. 
238Unfortunately, I didn't heed the warnings. 
239Arlene suckered me into a game of strip foosball. 
240The loser of each goal will have to remove one article of clothing. 
241Prepare to get naked. 
242Beat Matt! 
243I don't know why you girls get such fiendish delight in defeating men. 
244- We've been emasculated all life. - You're just trying to distract me. 
245I'm serious. My mom taught me who was boss when I was 5 years old. 
246She started spanking me with a wooden spoon. 
247We've been forced into submissive roles all our lives. 
248You might as well be wearing those little French maid outfits. 
249Your dumb stories will not throw me off my game. 
250I'm trying to make a point here. Let me tell you. 
251I've never felt more manly then the day my mother broke her spoon... 
252on my hard buttocks. 
253The tyranny of the spoon was over, and my ass was liberated. 
254Until today. I'm kicking your hole. 
255My greatest fear was being realized. 
256What if one of these girls was my elevator Aphrodite? 
257What if she saw me getting beaten by a girl? 
258It's goal time. 
259Score! 
260Now I wanna see my trophy. 
261Thank God I turned the thermostat up that day... 
262otherwise my man hood would've recoiled like a turtlehead... 
263instead of hanging out like an anaconda waiting for a match. 
264Man, you lost to a girl? 
265Yeah, and my pride shrank like my scrotum on a snow day. 
266Speaking of scrotum, I think I can... 
267add a little weight. 
268I'm up to 10 pounds, baby. 
269I wonder why God equipped women with all the weapons for seduction? 
270What do you mean? 
271Take the breasts, for example. 
272You've the bosom... 
273the aureole... the nipple. 
274Three concentric circles. 
275in other words, it's the bull's eye. 
276Its no wonder the breast is the target for all men. 
277- That's profound. - And men are grotesque. 
278I'm not just talking about the little habits we have... 
279like cleaning our ears with our car keys. 
280We're grotesque to the core. Look at the penis. 
281It looks like God had some left-over skin when he was making elbow... 
282... and he slapped in our groin. - Man, it freaks me out. 
283The penis is the first to shrivel when it's cold... 
284and it's the first to shrink in fear. 
285The penis is a cowardly flap of left-over elbow flesh. 
286You wouldn't think that way if you had a little of my penile power. 
287I screwed up the air-conditioning in the Virgin Vault again today. 
288This time is too hot, so that girls will strip down to next to nothing. 
289I should be getting a call anytime now to fix it. 
290- Do you have any suspects yet? - No, there's too many choices. 
291Their dorm is a Whitman sampler of women! 
292A virtual pot-pourri of pussy. 
293It's more than sex. Those women have distinct personalities. 
294Look over there. You see that girl? 
295I call her Ever Tan Barbara. 
296Who's the girl with the magic markers up there? 
297It's She writes cheat notes on her breasts. 
298See next door? That's Sasha. She's totally into purple. 
299Have you seen that girl at the front desk, Rhonda? 
300She can be really cute, but she has this habit of picking her eyebrows. 
301Yeah, nice from afar, but far from nice! 
302And you're right. Some girls watch Jane Austen movies every Friday. 
303The literary world has a term for those fanatics. "Janeites". 
304My God, let's watch it tonight. I'll make the popcorn! 
305There's this girl Penny. Ever seen her? 
306She's always on the phone crying with her long-distance boyfriend. 
307He wants to break up with her. She is on the same floor as Maureen... 
308... who has a new hair-style everyday! - I've seen her around. 
309Who's that girl with the green slime, man? 
310You've found Dana. She's on a all-algae diet. 
311- And who's the hummer on three? - That's Michelle. 
312She sounds like some kind of Buddhist monk, don't you think? 
313So, have you got any more suspicious suspects yet? 
314I have that one girl who never comes out of her room. 
315So I stake out her room. I just hear a little bit of rustling. 
316I bet you that she's your mystery woman. 
317- Hurry up, the movie is at 7:30. - I can't lock the door. 
318Forget about it. We're gonna miss the trailer for "North anger Abbey". 
319Saturday nights were the best for sneaking into girls' rooms. 
320They went out on dates or home for the weekend. The dorm was empty. 
321Except for Dora. She never had anywhere to go on Saturday night. 
322I did have to admit I've seen cuter girls in "National Geographic". 
323She's the kind of girl about whom Rod would say... 
324I wouldn't even screw her with your dick, man. 
325But I felt for her. 
326When you're not good-looking, you become a failure by default. 
327People treat you like you have the Ebola virus. 
328They don't wanna get near, because what you have might be contagious. 
329It's cruel. 
330This Women Studies class is gonna be a breeze. 
331We get to check out all the pretty girls. 
332I think we made a really big mistake. 
333Today we are gonna study patriarchal infrastructures... 
334that exercise gender-based discrimination. 
335Who can give me examples? 
336The pope won't allow women priests. 
337Why can a man be promiscuous, but a woman is called a slut? 
338Why is it called "his story", instead of "her story"? 
339Why women shoes are always so uncomfortable? 
340An older man can go out with a young woman, but an older woman... 
341... can't go out with a young man. - Very good. 
342The boys in the back, would you care to contribute? 
343You enrolled in my class to meet girls, didn't you? 
344There's a couple of you every semester. 
345None of you ever last. 
346Great 
347I need to maintain at least 3.75 GPA to keep my scholar ship. 
348Now Elsa, of the SS, is gonna make me lose it. 
349I'll enjoy teaching you boys a lesson. 
350One Saturday, I got careless. 
351Disasters truck moments after I had to drain my main vein. 
352Women have a sixth sense. They know when something is a miss. 
353They see things that go undetected to a man's eye. 
354From the slightest detail, she knew there had been a male presence. 
355And I was such a fool. 
356I had left behind the most damning piece of evidence. 
357But this girl was a pro. She could have been trained by my mother 
358My eyes! 
359Matthew? 
360It's me, Wendy, from eleventh grade Trig! 
361We all sat in the back because Mr. Perialas had such a bad breath. 
362I'm looking for this girl. If you don't believe me, check my right pocket. 
363- I have her panties in there. - I believe you. 
364- So you're gonna check every girl? - If I can ever see again! 
365This is so romantic! Hey, I'll help you! 
366I'm a sucker for matchmaking! 
367I wanna let you know, we're gonna be doing the lights today, okay? 
368I just want to let you know that you're hair looks really cute. 
369And that's all. Okay, thank you. Bye-bye. 
370With the help of my faithful companion Wendy, I found a match. 
371I waited impatiently for my mystery maiden to return. It was hours. 
372Finally my romantic quest was rewarded. She was a goddess. 
373More than I could ever possibly have hoped for. 
374I was corrupt with happiness. 
375immediately declared all the feelings I had had for her. 
376I think even the word "love" was used. 
377I love you. 
378She kept me frozen in suspense, as awaited for her response. 
379Needless to say, my spirits crashed like a karmic Kinden berg. 
380Stop soaking, man. 
381Don't you get it? Women are nothing but trouble! 
382Great. Here we go again. 
383Hear me out, man. Women complain that all men want... 
384their girls to look like models, and it makes them angry... 
385that they have to live up to this expectation. But what about us? 
386We live with the disappointment that our women won't look like it. 
387They ever take that in consideration? No. 
388We've been conditioned to expect something that we'll never get! 
389And what's worse! Men age better than women. 
390While we get better over time, we get with women with saggy tits... 
391who start wearing those bathing suits that cover the belly-buttons! 
392Then, they get those short asexual haircuts, and their thunder thighs! 
393Making love to a woman turns a man into a cellulite surfer! 
394Who gets the better in the deal? 
395I wonder what prom-night succubus or second-date siren... 
396had in stilled him such zealous misogyny. 
397Can you believe? I've gained a half an inch since I started using this! 
398Where do you start when you measure your dick, man? 
399Alright, admit it. I've measured my dick. Weal have. 
400But the evolved man that I was, I didn't wanna give Rodman answer. 
401- In your case, from the neck up. - Screw you, man! 
402So, hey, what are you reading? 
403I was just checking to make sure the paper printed my ad. 
404I've no clue anymore how to find my black-out knock-out... 
405so every week I take up a personal ad in the school newspaper... 
406telling my mystery girl that I'll be waiting every Thursday night... 
407in the basement of the Virgin Vault. 
408So, in complete darkness, we can renew our relationship... 
409until both of us decide to reveal our identities. 
410You sit in the dark every Thursday night? 
411You're a sick man. You're a freak! 
412- That's it. I'm outta here. - Alright, man. Take it easy. 
413And if she's easy, take her twice. 
414My whole operation was a romantic bay of pigs. 
415Id already spent several Thursday nights in the dark... 
416and she'd yet to show up. 
417It's me. Wendy. 
418- She didn't come, did she? - No. 
419- How did you know I was down here? - I read your personal ad. 
420It's after midnight. She's probably not gonna show. 
421But I thought you might want some dinner. Come for a food. 
422Wendy was the next door. 
423A testament to why women in our society are cheer-leaders. 
424Everything she did was perfect. 
425She was arousing in that virginal MaryAnn, not Ginger sort of way. 
426This kind of girl is scary. 
427She's the kind of girl you take home to mom. 
428And even scarier, she's the kind you marry and she becomes your mom. 
429She dresses you, feeds you... 
430leaves notes on toilettes telling you what chores need to be done. 
431She's scary because you could see yourself falling for her. 
432But, at the same time, you feel that if you fall for her... 
433you're settling for just the average. 
434What? 
435You're just so perfect. 
436I hate when people say that. I don't wanna be perfect. 
437So my dad had polio when he was a kid... 
438and he had this really bad leg. 
439And whenever he walked... 
440he made this creepy... 
441thumping noise. 
442And just super creepy. 
443I remember him coming home from work and... 
444walking down the long hallway to kiss me good night. 
445I was scared because all I could hear was the thumping, you know? 
446So I hid under my covers. 
447is it not sad to be so afraid of your father? 
448I was really scared of the Wizard of Oz. That Margaret Hamilton... 
449who does the wicked witch was so hair-raising, you know? 
450And that music... 
451it scared me so much. 
452I'd get so scared I couldn't sleep, 'cause it'd get stuck in my head. 
453Sometimes, do you know what I did to calm myself? 
454I remembered that Dorothy killed the witch by putting water on her. 
455So I'd lie in bed and I'd work up this big water spit. 
456And I knew that if the witch came to get me I'd just spit on her... 
457and she'd melt. 
458I just told you a sad story about my family, and that's all you can say? 
459I'm sorry. I'm tragically glib. 
460Men have this anti-intimacy force field a round them... 
461that is powered by sarcasm, humor and a version. 
462Why is that? 
463The force is strong with this one. 
464Maybe it's because a man can fall in love with a different girl everyday. 
465Maybe it's just nature's way of protecting a man from himself. 
466How do you feel about the name "Francesca"? 
467Do you know that Muslim men shave their pubic hairs? 
468No wonder so many of them become terrorists! 
469I can't breathe! 
470I can't see! 
471Fascinating! 
472Can you blame guys for being so horny? Look at the dress. 
473It's one big symbol for easy access. 
474Have you ever calculated how many hours' women have wasted... 
475deciding on what kind of shoes to wear? 
476Foxy lady! 
477Trust me. They will get drunk, they do it every Thursday night. 
478And they talk about everything once they're plastered. 
479So, as Francesca, try to make one of them... 
480reveal that she had sex on an elevator in a black-out. 
481Did I ever tell you about when I got a bloody nose while giving head? 
482Once I got my gum stuck in the guy's pubis while giving a blow job. 
483I've got you all beaten. 
484When I was about to swallow it, I laughed and it came out my nose. 
485Girls are way grosser than guys! 
486A friend had sex in an elevator. Have any of you ever tried that? 
487I have it. I had a boyfriend who liked to rub it between my toes. 
488Then he blamed when he got athlete's foot on his dong! 
489Francesca's night was a major bust. That stunk! 
490Well, maybe you just need to try something different, you know? 
491instead of hoping for hard evidence on your romantic suspect... 
492maybe you should just get to know these girls. 
493You might get a vibe as to which one she is. 
494You're right. I do need to do something I've been avoiding. 
495I need to lower my anti-intimacy shield. 
496If you had a choice, would you rather be warm or smart? 
497So, why is it purple? 
498Isn't "American cheese" appropriately named? 
499It's fake and processed, just like America. 
500Tell me something... 
501who's the idiot who invented the buttoned-down fly? 
502There are dogs who sniff melanoma in humans before it's diagnosed. 
503Have you ever noticed, they only give hurricanes wasp names... 
504like hurricane Andrew? You never hear Giuseppe or Mohammed. 
505Why older people pull their pants up over their belly-buttons? 
506Why in golf is it good to shoot under par... 
507but a sub-par performance in anything else is bad? 
508Do you know what the best phrase is? "I'm ready for anything". 
509I can't speak to Cynthia as Matt. I start speaking gibberish. 
510But I have a silver tongue with her when I am Francesca! 
511These things are supposed to get rid of cellulite. Come on. 
512- Can I ask you a question? - Yeah. 
513How often do you bikini wax? 
514- Everyday. - I thought I was a fanatic! 
515God, that's Sam! He cannot see me with these pants and no make-up! 
516Wait, wait a second! I got your term paper! 
517I even got one of those plastic covers! You don't have to... 
518Hold on a second! I'll come to you! 
519- Come on! - I'm coming, Cynthia! 
520- So what's the big deal? - I'm not stupid. I get things easy. 
521The guys will do anything for me because of the way I look. 
522I know that. 
523And if Sam saw me in these... 
524I might lose my edge with him. 
525Like at "Green Legend", they lost the power ring. 
526- Who? - Never mind. You're lucky. 
527No, I'm not. 
528It'd be great if guys always wanted to do things for me. 
529No, it's a curse. You see... 
530nothing is a challenge for me. Everything is made easy. 
531And if I ever actually do something on my own... 
532everyone assumes that I got there because of my looks. It sucks. 
533So ready to go again? 
534It's just easier to talk to Cynthia as a girl than as a guy. 
535- There's nothing at stake. - How do you mean? 
536When you're a guy talking to a girl like her, you're going for all the marbles. 
537She's a Super Bowl of women. 
538And you know, if you screw up and she rejects you... 
539then every other girl after Cynthia is gonna seem like a compromise. 
540And you just know you aren't good enough to get a girl like her. 
541That's why I don't talk to girls in her league. 
542I just don't wanna know that I've crashed and burned. 
543I won't ever get the opportunity to put her ring around my 11th finger. 
544What are you reading? 
545- Nothing. - It's gotta be something. 
546Why are you talking to me? 
547I don't know. It's quiet around here. I'm Matthew. 
548- What's your name? - Ghost face. 
549What? 
550- They called me so in high school. - I'm sorry. 
551It's okay. I kind of like it. It's better than being called... 
552"The Poster Child for Abortion" or "The Girl with the Vertical Smile". 
553I was trying to be friendly. 
554Maybe she could tell still thought she was contagious. 
555Men wanna be quarantined from unattractive girls. 
556We place so much emphasis on physical beauty... 
557we're afraid to be infected by one of these girls' inner beauty. 
558Let's not have a pity party. Please, you're blocking my light. 
559Thanks for getting us the Lifetime channel, Matthew. 
560No problem. Just don't tell anybody I pirated. It's a felony. 
561Anybody up for a game? How about you, Matt? Or are you chicken? 
562Our grudge match escalated into a cold war of words. 
563Girls are just users. Look at the praying mantis, for instance. 
564After they're finished doing the nasty, the female eats the head... 
565... of her male mate. - I should expect a remark like that... 
566from someone who thinks a car is an extension of his penis. 
567And a person is an extension of a woman's vagina? 
568Score! 
569We aren't filthy pigs like men. We're always picking after you. 
570Why are you so worked up? PMS and quitting smoking at the same time? 
571A woman can't get mad, unless it's her period! You're so close-minded! 
572Yeah, but about all the right things. 
573Goal! Two - zip. Time to strip. 
574America is so one-sided. Wedding gifts are a demonstration of that. 
575What all the newly-weds get? Kitchen stuff. Girlie crap. 
576Small trade-off for having to cook for some lazy ass man! 
577Lazy? Then answer me this: When you're walking with a girl... 
578why does the guy have to slow down, instead of her speeding up? 
579Who said going slower is better? It's not. Going faster is better. 
580And more exercise. How about that? 
581Goal. 
582At least, we don't start wars. 
583Maybe if we got laid a little bit more often, we wouldn't be so. 
584Maybe you'd get laid more often, if you knew what you're doing in bed. 
585You've got it easy. You touch a guy anywhere and it feels good. 
586With a woman, it's like finding a needle in a haystack. 
587While we're on the subject, you find it gross to go down on a guy... 
588and, when you do it, it's like a really big deal! 
589But guys are willing to go diving for oysters anytime, anywhere. 
590We're more willing to give pleasure, we're less selfish. 
591At this remark, I thought Arlene would spontaneously combust. 
592- You're so sexist! - You know what? I am. 
593- So are you. - I am not! 
594You sound like Louis Farrakhan saying only white men are racist. 
595But we all have prejudices. Black, white, male, female. 
596- Goal. - You cheated! 
597How can you do that? I wasn't even looking! 
598My God, you cheated! 
599This was bad. This wasn't my glorious wrestling fancy. 
600- You cheated, admit it! - We didn't lay down any rules! 
601Maybe that was the problem. 
602There were no rules between men and women. 
603And this lack of rules made girls... 
604and specially us guys like these foosball players. 
605We had giant steels takes for a heart and we're spinning out of control. 
606I was just as bad as Rod. But I finally had something to say... 
607when I was called on in my Woman Studies class. 
608There's no clear defined rules between men and women. 
609Each side thinks they're playing fair and they're being cheated. 
610Maybe this is why men and women bring out the poison in one another. 
611Rubbish! We all know there are rules! 
612Rules that are enforced and imposed by the contemporary patriarchy... 
613of western civilization! 
614Saturday after midterms seemed like an ordinary Saturday night. 
615I checked on the girl who never came out of her room. 
616Then I noticed that Dora wasn't in her usual spot. 
617Dora! 
618Have you girls seen Dora? 
619Have you guys seen Dora? 
620She's up there. 
621- Why aren't you doing anything? - She does this every semester. 
622Id break the VCRs o those girls couldn't watch Jane Austen movies. 
623Let's play West. 
624One more flight. 
625Don't do it! 
626The first time I did this, nobody noticed. 
627- Now nobody cares. - I care. 
628Why are you doing this? 
629- I was born with the greatest curse. - What's that? 
630I'm ugly and I'm also very smart. 
631- You're not ugly. - I know what's in store for me. 
632No one will ever have passion for me. 
633People all around me will be falling in love and making love... 
634and getting married and having kids. 
635The closest thing I'll ever have to that... 
636is someone inviting me to their Christmas dinner... 
637because they feel guilty, I might be spending the holiday alone. 
638Or, if I'm lucky, my male counterpart... 
639an obese man or a guy with a harelip, will invite me to coffee... 
640and we'll pretend to love each other and tighten up... 
641because we're so desperately afraid of growing old alone. 
642I had a bad feeling this girl might jump this time. 
643I felt terrible that I had treated her like she had the Ebola virus. 
644There was something inside this girl I wanted to expose myself to. 
645She was so self-aware, so sensitive. 
646Maybe she noticed the change in me. 
647Come on, let's go back inside. 
648Only if you admit that I'm right. 
649You're probably right. 
650You didn't have to worry. 
651I just like to come up here sometimes and see what it might be like. 
652I found out what Dora was reading all those Saturday nights. 
653D.H. Lawrence, Colette and Henry Miller. 
654"Sylvester, yes, he knows how to build a fire. 
655But I know how to inflame your cunt. 
656I shoot hot bolts into you, Tania. 
657I make your ovaries incandescent". 
658Can you imagine someone being that passionate for you? 
659Your turn. 
660"Your Sylvester is a little jealous now. 
661He feels something, doesn't he? The reminiscence of my big prick. 
662I set the shores a little wider. I ironed out the wrinkles. 
663After me, you can take on stallions, bulls, rams... 
664saint bernards". 
665Being Francesca has its disadvantages. 
666What happened? 
667Last night, my roommate, Rod, came to find me. 
668He didn't recognize me as Francesca. 
669God! 
670Jesus Christ! 
671So he starts looking at my dress. 
672I know exactly what he's doing. Because I do it when I can too. 
673Whenever men look at a girl, they imagine her naked. 
674So that's what he's doing to me right there. 
675I felt... 
676... violated. - I know the feeling. 
677It's no wonder that women have to be the gatekeepers of sex. 
678With the way men are, women could initiate the sexual battle... 
679whenever they wanted. 
680Guys are just simply always willing to volunteer for sex. 
681Their attitude towards it, it's like putting jam into a jelly donut. 
682I tested the concept with Rod. 
683So what do you wanna do about it? 
684What are you talking about? 
685You just said "I love you". 
686No, you got me wrong. I said "olive soup". 
687- What? - Olive soup. 
688So he was all ready to do it with you? 
689It proves men are irresponsible when it comes to genital gymnastics. 
690I have this theory that has to do with shopping. 
691- Shopping? - Women have more practice at it. 
692They can go into a store, circle something and they won't buy it! 
693They're learning self-restraint. 
694Men only go shopping when we know exactly what we're gonna get. 
695Men and women treat sex the exact same way. 
696- Your theory has some validity. - It's not only sex. 
697Women are more responsible about everything! 
698The fact of the matter is, women really rule the world. 
699Thank you. 
700The irony is that women are not pointed to recognizable positions. 
701They have to carry out their work at the underground. 
702Men are afraid of putting women to the work place, because they know... 
703women will rise to their proper levels on top. 
704- I think you're right. - I've got a cookie for you here. 
705Thank you. 
706Care to come in and share a bowl of Captain Crunch? 
707Patty had a way of even making "Captain Crunch" sound sexy. 
708No, I have work to do. 
709Look, don't be afraid. I know you like some other girl than me. 
710Here, have some. It's the original. 
711There's some syrup to put on it. That's how I like it. 
712How do you know I like some other girl? 
713- By the way that you look at me. - And how is that? 
714There's a certain way a man stares at the woman he loves. 
715The man looks like a boy on his birthday. 
716And he treats the woman as if she were a gift... 
717that he's waited so long to open... 
718and now he can't wait to see what the treasure is inside. 
719You don't give me that look. 
720You know how Captain Hook could always hear the crocodile... 
721from the tic-tac of his clock in the crock's belly? 
722That's the way it was for me with Crick and his nicotine gum. 
723- I knew I'd find you two together. - He was all high on nicotine gum. 
724I had to get Patty out of there. 
725The best way to do that was to focus his testosterone on me. 
726You know something, Crick, I was wondering. 
727The bad guys of the world really know they're being bad... 
728or they think they're good guys when they act like sphincters? 
729I don't know. You tell me, smart guy. 
730- So you think you're a good guy? - I know I am. 
731You're the one who's trying to steal my chick. I'm the cool one. 
732Cool? That's another thing that bothers me. 
733I was just reading that one in six people think they're cool. 
734What is that like? A billion people are cool? That just can't be right! 
735If everybody is cool, then really nobody is cool. 
736You don't know what you're talking about. 
737Look at you. The modern-day media, the magazines, the TV... 
738they show us what coolness is, so that you pony-tale pretenders... 
739can go out there and buy coolness, thus fooling the weak-minded. 
740I had enough of you, buddy! 
741Get off me! 
742We'd never win this fight with Crick. lonely had one desperate chance. 
743Bastard! 
744Get the hell off me! 
745Bastard! What the fuck! 
746I think we ditched him. 
747Patty! 
748- What was that? - My pinball balls. 
749- You had them in while eating? - Yeah, it's incredible. 
750There you are! 
751I was a dead man. But then fate intervened. 
752After Crick hobbled away in pain, we were still drunk with laughter. 
753I guess that's what made me do it. 
754Patty came on to me again, and succumbed. 
755I tried to rationalize. I thought maybe I could learn from her... 
756maybe this is why God made women like this... 
757so that sexually impaired like me would've someone to practice on. 
758At this moment, she wasn't a slut. 
759She was a luscious voice of experience. 
760Sweet leaping Jesus! 
761I figured that nobody on their deathbed looks back and says: 
762"I wish I had made love less". 
763We didn't make love the way they do it in the movies... 
764where the guy slides in between her legs like a hot knife through butter. 
765No, this was like real life. 
766No, not that hole. 
767I can't get in. You're sure there's not another ball in there? 
768No, here. Let me help you. 
769No, we didn't make cinema love. 
770We made the kind of love where you just laugh together... 
771when bodies make that noise when air gets trapped in between you. 
772Patty taught me things. 
773You don't have to kiss me the whole time. 
774Seems like you're kissing me just to avoid looking at me. 
775Look into my eyes. Concentrate on me. 
776Concentrate on us. 
777Id only done it twice, but now I knew why men love sex so much. 
778Because while you're doing it, you feel like you're as good... 
779if not better than every other man. 
780The feeling of that grease makes you sure you're in the correct path. 
781Madonna mia! 
782That everything is right in the world. 
783Our transcendent fusion was not the romantic type, it was just fun. 
784My experience with her was not serious and nothing cosmic. 
785I used her. 
786- I feel terrible. - Don't worry about it. 
787Did I tell you I'm up to 15 pounds over here? 
788I treated her like she was my sexual training wheels... 
789something I'd use to learn and I'd discard when I no longer need them. 
790And what if the elevator girl finds out? She's gonna think I'm a dick. 
791Man, it's your manifest destiny to nail her. 
792in every species, it's the male function to perpetuate its line. 
793Why should it be any different for you? 
794You should embrace your destiny, not deny it. 
795How are you gonna get by with this attitude towards women, Rod? 
796I'm gonna get rich. I'll give me one of those low-life whores... 
797give her a nice car, a bunch of credit cards, lots of cash. 
798in return, she'll take care of the kids and give me sex on demand. 
799What's your problem? What happened to make you hate women so much? 
800- There's no problem. - Something had happened. I knew it. 
801There was definitely a horror in Rod's past. 
802And it was the encounter with the monster that Rod called "woman". 
803- What's your horror story? - There's no story, man. 
804You're the one that's got a problem with women, not me. 
805Maybe if you tried this thing, you wouldn't be so nervous all the time. 
806Not only have my length and girth increased, but so has my virility, baby. 
807Just the other day, I boned this girl all night long. 
808Yeah? What girl? 
809Francesca. 
810- Yeah, right! - Yeah, man. She's doable. 
811- In your dreams! - She is, man. I'm telling you! 
812We had sex all night long. She may be ugly, but I ain't complaining. 
813I'm shepherd happy. 
814God, I hate guys 
815Dick! 
816More than half of the semester had passed, my debutante of the dark... 
817my doll of destiny, hadn't presented herself. 
818I had almost lost all hope when something happened. 
819- Matthew? - You're here! 
820My God, you know my name! That's wonderful! 
821- Stop trying to find me. - What? 
822I don't want you to find me. 
823- Can we talk about this for a second? - There's nothing to talk about. 
824I don't like you. 
825Wait, can you... Wait, hey, wait! 
826I chased her like I was Popeye Doyle chasing that train. 
827Got you! 
828I lost her. 
829- Do you wanna talk about it? - No, I'm okay. 
830My anti-intimacy force field was on the autopilot. 
831Come on, might make you feel better. 
832I was feeling so bad, I decided to put the anti-intimacy on manual. 
833- I lowered it. - Tell me about it. 
834I figured she had a boyfriend... 
835or she was drunk that night and she didn't remember. 
836Or I deluded myself into thinking she thought I was some pre-med... 
837or pre-law Adonis, and that wouldn't care when I found her. 
838I never thought it was because she didn't like me. 
839- Maybe there's another reason. - I don't think so. 
840I should've figured it had something to do with me. 
841Testosterone must really fill the ego, because... 
842I've stored plenty of both. I'm just a big steaming pile of loser. 
843What do you think I am? It's midnight and I'm cleaning my room. 
844- Is your mom coming tomorrow? - Yeah, you guessed it. 
845How do you get along with your folks? 
846in 9th grade, I wanted to read these James Bond novels. 
847My mom wouldn't allow it, unless my father cut out the sex scenes. 
848She said, "That doesn't happen in real life". And certainly not to me. 
849I had to get glasses. I begged my mom to let me get contact lenses. 
850"If I get glasses, mom, I couldn't be handsome like James Bond". 
851She just never let me feel like I could be sexy. 
852- I still feel that way. - God! 
853Parents always try to turn us into something we don't wanna be! 
854I wish I could be more than my parents' perfect little girl. 
855That looks like fun. 
856Wait. Only I'm allowed to. 
857- Now we're even. - Really? 
858Hi, mom. 
859This is Matt. 
860Finals were nearing, and so was the end of the school year . 
861I was running out of time. 
862Look what it did to my "Pride and Prejudice" tape. 
863This is a catastrophe! 
864I had one last chance, one last strategy. 
865If I improved myself, doing more than keeping my nails clean... 
866maybe my cosmetic destiny might change her opinion of me. 
867She was out there somewhere watching me. 
868I decided, the first step in my taking a scouring to my soul... 
869... was peace in the gender war. - Another point, pussies? 
870- Forget it. I'm outta here. - Come on, just one more game! 
871I'll play. 
872I was a maze by how well Arlene and I complemented each other. 
873Arlene had a soft touch, knowing just where to set me up. 
874She let my power game do its magic. 
875She was an excellent cheer-leader. 
876She never got pissed when I blew a point. 
877It's okay, you're doing good. You get it next time. 
878My balls and her energy drove us to new performance heights. 
879Come on, Arlene, smoke them! 
880Our masculine and feminine sides brought up the best in each other. 
881We went together, like yinandyang. 
882Potato chips and soda. Men and women. 
883Because Crick and his buddy had the same styles, they often collided. 
884They were missing something. They had the power, but no strategy. 
885There was too much ego. They spent more time fighting each other. 
886You keep your arm on your side! 
887- That's game, guys. - End match. Now drop them. 
888You cheated! 
889Let's see those trophies, boys. Let's see them. 
890Girls, it's just because it's cold in here. It's freezing, I swear. 
891I know sometimes you think guys like me can be pigs. 
892I get sensitive sometimes. Comes from growing up with 6 brothers. 
893I know, but I wanna tell you something. 
894It's hard for me sometimes to figure out how to be a man. 
895What do you mean? 
896I can blame my father a little bit. My male role model. 
897My dad loves ice-cream so much, he'd do anything to get it. 
898More than once, Id watch him running out in the middle of the street... 
899in his underwear, after the ice-cream truck. 
900How is that supposed to teach me to be a man, right? 
901Back in the day, boys would go out with their fathers to work... 
902or they'd take the weekend and go hunting. 
903At their fathers' sides, boys learn to be men. 
904in the computer age, boys are at home and fathers, at the offices. 
905There's no more apprenticeships left. 
906It leaves me in the street, looking at my father... 
907is his under weareating ice-cream sandwich. 
908- Some role model. - Right! 
909If I can't grasp what a man is, how am I gonna understand women? 
910I wouldn't say that. You understand women better than most men. 
911Thank you. 
912I love women. 
913I love those emerald pools masquerading as eyes. 
914Lips. I love smiles... 
915and the yawns. The eating. 
916With skin so soft, women are head to toe cashmere. 
917A woman skin inspires a man's fingers to have Magellan's love of exploration. 
918It's women's bellies that drive me wild. 
919It's more than the only part of the body you easily see naked. 
920The belly hints at the pleasures beyond. 
921You're so near and yet so far. 
922Everything about a woman draws you to her sexuality. 
923The small triangle between her legs is like the head o fan arrow... 
924which points, "Go here!" 
925Or if you follow the graceful line of the pectoral is major... 
926it inevitably draws your eyes to the golden orbs... 
927climaxed by the nipple. 
928God is in the details. And the nipple is His greatest detail. 
929Dora loved the video I made of her. 
930But I couldn't take the credit. I said 95% of directing is casting. 
931See? You're beautiful. 
932So, Cynthia, why aren't you out on a Saturday night? 
933Because my face got flattened like road kill after the couch fell on me. 
934Sorry. 
935It was weird that I felt comfortable talking to her now... 
936that her looks didn't distract me. 
937She was the same girl, really. 
938- So what are you reading? - "World Religion and Us". 
939This guy was supposed to give me his notes, but he never called me. 
940I was reading about these religious scholars who found out that... 
941the phrase "walking in the water" meant "walking by the water". 
942isn't that interesting? Perhaps Jesus didn't perform any miracle. 
943We thought he did, because we made a mistake in the translations. 
944I hear you. But you know what's really messed up? 
945God loves us, right? 
946Then why does he let bad things happen to good people? 
947I don't know. I guess God has a plan for everybody, right? 
948His plan for me sucks! 
949You've got strong legs. 
950Id been avoiding Patty for a while. I didn't know how to handle it. 
951But I was thinking about her. So Francesca went to hangout with her. 
952So what do you think about that maintenance guy Matt? 
953- He's not my type really. - Why is that? 
954I don't know. He just sort of seems distracted to me. 
955It was then that I heard the cracking of Crick's nicotine gum. 
956Patty, I just heard of what you've been doing with Mr. Fix-it. 
957- Can we talk about this later? - No, we'll talk about it right now! 
958- Please, just let go off me! - Let her go! 
959You want to some of me too? It looks like it's just the two of us. 
960Relax, and we'll get along just fine. 
961Are you a slut too? Everything will be fine. Just relax. 
962Crick was chewing his nicotine gum in year. 
963Like kryptonite, it drained any superpowers I had left in my body. 
964All that went through my mind was what Crick had in store for me. 
965Do you like it? I'm gonna give it to you good. 
966Now give us a kiss. 
967I had to do something. 
968This was not the night that little girl Francesca was to become a woman. 
969I read later that four thousand women a year are murdered by their men. 
970I don't understand women. But, for a moment... 
971I had an inkling about their feelings towards men. 
972I didn't tell anyone about what happened. I was too ashamed. 
973And if that wasn't bad enough... 
974I discovered Rod choking the chicken to the video I made of Dora. 
975What happened to your dick? 
976It's called hypospadias. The hole in your dick is... 
977it's not on the tip, it's underneath. 
978Spooky! It's kind of like having your mouth below your chin. 
979Sort of. 
980Don't tell anyone, alright? 
981Specially those girls you've been hanging out with. 
982I showed it to a girl once, and she freaked out. 
983It was then I realized this was Rod's horror. 
984I haven't taken it out in front of a chick ever since. 
985So how do you pee? 
986I either, you know, lift it up real high or... 
987if I'm lazy, I just give it a twist or something. 
988So this was what it was all about. 
989The penile power was a way to prove his manhood. 
990And to build himself up, Rod had to run down women. 
991Men are so insecure about their masculinity. 
992What pathetic creatures we are. 
993- You must think I'm a total faggot. - No. Not at all. 
994Did you ever see the James Bond flick "The Man with the Golden Gun"? 
995- Yeah, what about it? - Remember Scaramaga's 3rd nipple? 
996- Yeah, so? - It was the "superfluous papilla". 
997And Bond made a fake one so he can get in the Scaramaga's hide-out. 
998You're missing the point. The 3rd nipple was a sign of sexual virility. 
999So maybe your penis doesn't make you an elephant man. 
1000Maybe it makes you a superman. 
1001Cool. 
1002I had learned something from Rod's groinular fixation. 
1003His horror was my horror too. It was everymen's horror. 
1004Deny we may, but we're all afraid of women. 
1005Every single one of them. Time had run out. 
1006Finals were in a week. Soon, everyone would be leaving the dorms. 
1007The next semester, some would relocate to off-campus housing. 
1008If I had any hope for finding my cosmetic destiny... 
1009I had to face my greatest fear. 
1010I went to the Vault and declared my love in front of 100girls. 
1011I'm Matt. 
1012I explained everything done for my cosmetic destiny. 
1013My speech must be my Sistine Chapel... 
1014my Ninth Symphony, my "Citizen Kane". 
1015My words needed to be more inspirational... 
1016than Martin Luther King's "I Have a Dream" speech. 
1017They had to be more miraculous than Mark McGuire's 7th home run. 
1018I used impressive words like "destiny", "soul mate", "yearnings". 
1019It takes a big man to yearn. I put my heart out. 
1020Without you, I'm as lonely as an abandoned dog in the highway! 
1021I have gift anxiety. Even though I don't know when your birthday is! 
1022We can spend perfect days shopping and cooking together. 
1023I'll never make wise cracks... 
1024when you scrape your tires against the curb or parallel parking. 
1025If you concede to live with me, I'll clean the toilette every week. 
1026I'll do it with my tongue if you ask. 
1027I'll strike the words "hooters" and "love rockets" from my vocabulary. 
1028I'll love you even if you are Mimi and you want me to say "May-May". 
1029I'll only pass gas underneath the covers in the direst circumstances. 
1030I'll go on a low-cholesterol diet. 
1031And I won't buy a red sports car when I have my mid-life crisis. 
1032Your parents can come visit us every week. 
1033Even if your mom is a big witch with a capital B. 
1034Your folks don't have to go to a retirement home. 
1035They can live with us. I declare, I'll separate the whites from the colors... 
1036I'll learn the mysteries of hot water and cold water washes. 
1037I'll never huff and puff waiting for you to put on your make-up. 
1038If you're a cat person, I'll never say that a dog can save your life. 
1039I'll happily go see flicks with you, like "Pride and Prejudice". 
1040I'll make a point to try new foods, like okra gumbo. 
1041I won't turn my nose at vegetables whose awful taste... 
1042is disguised by having cheese put on it. 
1043I pledge to always say "yes" when you ask, "is my hair looking okay?" 
1044I'm gonna bring a whole new meaning to the word "cuddle". 
1045I'll be thoughtful enough to read you horoscope everyday. 
1046I'm gonna save every birthday card you send me. 
1047And I'll actually write you real letters when we're apart. 
1048I'm never gonna expect you to know where I left my car keys... 
1049and I'll never leave my socks on the floor. 
1050With me, you'll find the cap's always on the toothpaste. 
1051I'll start wearing those male bikini underwear if you like. 
1052My belly-button will always be free. 
1053I wanna kiss your clitoris. 
1054It will be the most passionate, intimate experience you ever had. 
1055I declare now, I'll give my life for you. 
1056If you fail to come to me... 
1057I know some part of me will surely die. 
1058I'm the one, Matt! 
1059No, I'm the one! 
1060No, I'm the girl from the elevator! 
1061Shut up! I'm the one! 
1062I'm not the one, but I'll go out with you! 
1063My God. 
1064I could have my choice of any girl. 
1065Whoever wanted could be the mystery girl. 
1066It' eat me up inside if didn't find my true cosmetic destiny. 
1067I would always wonder who it might have been. 
1068It was here I knew it! 
1069I raced to the door of the girl who never came out of her room. 
1070There she was. My once and future love. 
1071I'm not the girl. 
1072She's a couple of doors down. 
1073Patty, I know it's you. 
1074- Go away. - Patty... 
1075You fell in love with another girl in that elevator. 
1076I'm not that girl. 
1077- I fell in love with you. - No, you didn't. 
1078I tried to make you love me, but you were in love with her. 
1079Why do you think that? 
1080By the way you look at me. 
1081Go away. 
1082is that what you really want? 
1083Yeah, that's what I want. 
1084Buck up, man. It looks like you got weights dangling from your dangler. 
1085- Smile. - It wasn't my dangler... 
1086that had weights on it. It was my heart. 
1087Check it out. The bust got busted. 
1088It was only my first time. I swear. 
1089I told her not to use water-soluble link. Her cheat note sweat through. 
1090Cynthia's having a good semester. She found something she's good at. 
1091Those heavy ant cellulite pants built up the strength in her legs. 
1092For an actual attacker... 
1093... you do something like that. - She can kick some ass! 
1094The coach says, he's never seen anything like it. 
1095And that concludes the martial arts demonstration for the night. 
1096The last day of class, I dropped the bomb on Elsa, she-wolf of the SS. 
1097Ms. Stern, I'm sick of coming into your class three days a week... 
1098and hearing my sex is responsible for all the problems in the world. 
1099You don't give us any room for questioning. 
1100Part of the problem is feminist. There's just too many "ist". 
1101Feminist, chauvinist, capitalist, communist, racist, sexist. 
1102They fight one another, instead of trying to understand one another. 
1103The only "ist" that should be are humanists. 
1104- I agree with Matt! - I applaud him! 
1105Elsa couldn't respond. She just stood there... 
1106as if she heard the distant roar of the allied bombers... 
1107coming to destroy her propaganda machine. 
1108Without his tongue, Crick sounded like he was mentally challenged. 
1109And although Crick would never sweet-talk a girl again... 
1110he still needed to be accounted for his actions. 
1111I made the ultimate sacrifice a man can make to get rid of him forever. 
1112You're not gonna bother her again. 
1113- You go to hell! - I'm turning you in. 
1114- What for? - I fought through the shame. 
1115I'm going to the police. You sexually assaulted me. 
1116- You'll never prove it. - My bravery inspired others. 
1117- He did it to me too! - Me too. 
1118- And me. - Together, we put Crick away. 
1119Wendy had a big confession. 
1120I'm a lesbian. 
1121Why didn't you tell me? 
1122I was afraid of what people might think. Specially my parents. 
1123Why are you telling me now? 
1124I think I can deal with it now. 
1125That's why I initially helped you with your search. 
1126I was hoping that while you were out finding your girl... 
1127you might find one for me. 
1128So I fixed her up with Arlene... 
1129who I discovered practiced an alternative life-style too. 
1130It was a big week. also found time to fix Dora and Rod up. 
1131Their night was electrifying, and they've been to get her ever since. 
1132I don't know what it was. 
1133Maybe it was the romantic power of candlelight... 
1134but I decided to give it one last try. 
1135I've been watching you And all you do 
1136For quite some time 
1137Knowing all the ins And outs of you 
1138Is would've known What was on your mind 
1139But all the world is Spinning round and round 
1140Inside my head tonight 
1141I remembered what Patty talked about. 
1142There's a certain way a man stares at the woman he loves. 
1143The man looks like a boy on his birthday. 
1144He treats the woman as if she were a gift he's waited so long to open... 
1145and now he can't wait to see what treasure is inside. 
1146Don't let this end tonight 
1147Because Im starting to fall 
1148So let me in 
1149All that I wanted from you 
1150Was something you'd never do 
1151So let me in Please tonight 
1152Because Im starting to fall 
1153They got together. That's nice. 
1154Sweet leaping Jesus! 
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1158Okay, guys, here we go. Here we go. 
1159One, two... 
1160One, two, three... 
1161It's been one week since you looked at me 
1162Cocked your head to the side and said I'm angry 
1163Five days since you laughed at me saying 
1164Get that together come back and see me 
1165Three days since the living room 
1166I realised it's all my fault but couldn't tell you 
1167Yesterday you'd forgiven me 
1168But it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry 
1169Hold it now and watch the hoodwink as I make you stop, think 
1170You'll think you're looking at Aquaman I summon fish to the dish 
1171Though I like my Chalet Swiss I like the sushi 'cause it's never touched a frying pan 
1172Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes Big like Leann Rimes 
1173Because I'm all about value Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits 
1174You try to match wits You try to hold me but I bust through 
1175Gonna make a break and take a fake I'd like a stinkin' achin' shake 
1176I like vanilla It's the finest of the flavours 
1177Gotta see the show 'cause then you'll know the vertigo is gonna grow 
1178'Cause it's so dangerous you'll have to sign a waiver 
1179I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation 
1180You're livin' in the past It's a new generation 
1181A girl can do what she wants to do and that's what I'm gonna do 
1182And I don't give a damn 'bout my bad reputation 
1183- Oh, no - No, no, no, no, no, no 
1184- Not me - Me, me, me, me, me, me 
1185And I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation 
1186Never said I wanted to improve my station 
1187And I'm only doing good when I'm having fun 
1188And I don't have to please no one 
1189- And I don't give a damn 'bout my bad reputation - Hey ! 
1190- Oh, no - No, no, no, no, no, no 
1191- Not me - 
1192I'll be right with you. 
1193So, Cameron. Here you go. 
1194Nine schools in ten years. My, my. Army brat ? 
1195- Yeah. M-My dad is, uh... - That's enough. 
1196I'm sure you won't find Padua any different than your old schools. 
1197Same little ass-wipe shit-for-brains everywhere. 
1198Excuse me ? Did you just say... Am I in the right office ? 
1199Not any more, you're not. I've got deviants to see and a novel to finish. 
1200Now, scoot. Scoot ! 
1201Okay. 
1202Thanks. Thanks a lot. 
1203Patrick Verona. 
1204I see we're making our visits a weekly ritual. 
1205Only so we can have these moments together. Should I, uh, hit the lights ? 
1206Oh, very clever, kangaroo boy. 
1207Says here you exposed yourself in the cafeteria ? 
1208I was joking with the lunch lady. It was a bratwurst. 
1209Bratwurst ? 
1210Aren't we the optimist ? 
1211Next time, keep it in your pouch, okay ? 
1212Scoot ! 
1213Hello ! Michael Eckman. I'm supposed to show you around. 
1214Oh, hi. Thank God. You know, uh... 
1215- Normally they send down one of those audio visual geeks. - No, I do. 
1216- I know what you mean. - Hey, Michael, where should I put those slides ? 
1217Michael ? So, uh... Cameron. 
1218Here's the breakdown. Over there, we've got your basic beautiful people. 
1219Now listen. Unless they talk to you first, don't bother. 
1220- Wait. Is that your rule or theirs ? - Watch. Hey, there. 
1221- Eat me. - You see that ? 
1222- To the left, we have the coffee kids. - 
1223- That was Costa Rican, butthead ! - Very edgy. 
1224Don't make any sudden movements around them. 
1225These delusionals are your white Rastas. 
1226They're big Marley fans. They think they're black. 
1227- Semi-political, but mostly... - Smoke a lot of weed ? 
1228- Yeah. These guys... - Wait, wait. Let me guess. Cowboys ? 
1229Yeah, but the closest they've come to a cow is McDonald's. 
1230McDonald's. 
1231These are your future MBAs. We're all Ivy League accepted. 
1232Yuppie greed is back, my friend. 
1233- Hey, guys, how you doin' ? - Close it, Bogey ! 
1234- Yesterday, I was their god. - What happened ? 
1235Bogey Lowenstein started a rumour that I... 
1236that I buy my Izods at an outlet mall. 
1237- So they kicked you out ? - Hostile takeover. But don't worry. 
1238- He'll pay. Now, over here... - Oh, my God. 
1239- What group is she in ? - The "don't even think about it" group. 
1240- That's Bianca Stratford. She's a sophomore. - I burn, I pine, I perish. 
1241Of course you do. You know, she's beautiful and deep. 
1242I'm sure. 
1243Yeah, but see, there's a difference between like and love. 
1244Because I like my Skechers, but I love my Prada backpack. 
1245But I love my Skechers. 
1246- That's because you don't have a Prada backpack. - Oh. 
1247Listen, forget her. Incredibly uptight father. 
1248And it's a widely known fact that the Stratford sisters aren't allowed to date. 
1249Uh-huh. Yeah. 
1250- Whatever. - 
1251Okay, then. What did everyone think of The Sun Also Rises ? 
1252I loved it. He's so romantic. 
1253Romantic ? Hemingway ? 
1254He was an abusive, alcoholic misogynist who squandered half his life... 
1255hanging around Picasso trying to nail his leftovers. 
1256As opposed to a bitter, self-righteous hag who has no friends ? 
1257Pipe down, Chachi. 
1258I guess in this society, being male and an asshole makes you worthy of our time. 
1259- - What about Sylvia Plath... 
1260or Charlotte Bronte or Simone de Beauvoir ? 
1261What'd I miss ? 
1262The oppressive patriarchal values that dictate our education. 
1263Good. 
1264- Hey, hey ! - Mr Morgan. 
1265Is there any chance we could get Kat to take her Midol before she comes to class ? 
1266Someday you're gonna get bitch-slapped, and I'm not gonna do a thing to stop it. 
1267And Kat, I want to thank you for your point of view. 
1268I know how difficult it must be for you to overcome all those years... 
1269of upper-middle class suburban oppression. 
1270Must be tough. 
1271But the next time you storm the P.T.A., crusading for better lunch meat... 
1272or whatever it is you white girls complain about, 
1273ask them why they can't buy a book written by a black man ! 
1274- That's right, mon ! - Don't even get me started on you two. 
1275- Anything else ? - Yeah, go to the office. You're pissing me off. 
1276- What ? Mr Morgan... - Later ! 
1277- - Wha... 
1278Undulating with desire, 
1279Adrienne removes her red... 
1280crimson cape... 
1281at the sight of Reginald's stiff and... 
1282Judith ! 
1283What's another word for "engorged" ? 
1284I'll look it up. 
1285Okay. 
1286- Swollen. Turgid. - Tumescent ? 
1287Perfect. 
1288So, I hear you were terrorizing Mr Morgan's class again. 
1289Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action. 
1290The way you expressed your opinion to Bobby Ridgeway ? 
1291By the way, his testicle retrieval operation went quite well, 
1292in case you're interested. 
1293I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls. 
1294The point is, Kat... 
1295- Cat. - 
1296People perceive you as somewhat... 
1297- Tempestuous ? - "Heinous bitch" is the term used most often. 
1298You might want to work on that. 
1299Thank you. 
1300As always, thank you for your excellent guidance. 
1301I'll let you get back to Reginald's quivering member. 
1302"Quivering member." I like that. 
1303Virgin alert. Your favourite. 
1304Ooh. Lookin' good, ladies. 
1305Oh, she's out of reach, even for you. 
1306- No one's out of reach for me. - You wanna put money on that ? 
1307Money, I've got. 
1308- This I'm gonna do for fun. - 
1309- Who's that guy ? - That's Joey Donner. 
1310He's a jerk off, and a model. 
1311- He's a model ? - A model. 
1312Mostly regional stuff, but he's rumoured to have a big tube sock ad coming out. 
1313- Really ? - Really. 
1314Man, look at her. Is she always so... 
1315- Vapid ? - How can you say that ? She's totally... 
1316- Conceited. - What are you talking about ? 
1317There's more to her than you think. 
1318Look at the way s-she smiles, and-and look at her eyes, man. 
1319She's totally pure. You're missing what's there. 
1320No, no, Cameron, no. What's there... 
1321is a snotty little princess wearing a strategically planned sun dress... 
1322to make guys like us realise that we can never touch her... 
1323and guys like Joey realise that they want to. 
1324She, my friend, is what we will spend the rest of our lives not having. 
1325Put her in your spank bank, move on. 
1326- Move on. - No, no. You're wrong about her. 
1327I mean, you know, not about the spanking part, but the rest, you're wrong. 
1328All right... I'm wrong ? You wanna take a shot, be my guest. 
1329She's actually looking for a French tutor. 
1330Are you serious ? That's perfect ! 
1331D-Do you speak French ? 
1332Well, no, but I will. 
1333Hey. Your little Rambo look is out, Kat. 
1334- Didn't you read last month's Cosmo ? - Run along. 
1335I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, 
1336but can you ever just be "whelmed" ? 
1337- I think you can in Europe. - Hi, ladies. 
1338Would you sweet young things like a ride ? 
1339Careful on the leather. 
1340Whoo ! 
1341That's a charming new development. 
1342It's disgusting. 
1343Remove head from sphincter, then drive ! 
1344- You okay ? - Yeah. Just a minor encounter with the shrew. 
1345- That's your girlfriend's sister. - That's Bianca's sister ? 
1346The mewling, rampalian wretch herself. 
1347- Stay cool, bro. - Yeah, see you later. 
1348Look out ! 
1349My balls ! Oh, boy. 
1350Yeah, whoo ! 
1351Sunshine on the window 
1352Makes me happy 
1353Like I should be 
1354Outside all around me 
1355Really sleazy 
1356Then it hits me 
1357Don't tell me 
1358You can't see what it means to me 
1359Me, me, me 
1360Hello, Katarina. Make anyone cry today ? 
1361Sadly, no. But it's only 4:30. 
1362- Hi, Daddy. - Hello, precious. 
1363- And where have you been ? - Nowhere. 
1364Hey, what's this ? It says Sarah Lawrence. 
1365I got in ! 
1366I got in ! 
1367Uh, honey, that's great, 
1368but isn't Sarah Lawrence on the other side of the country ? 
1369- Thus the basis of its appeal. - 
1370I thought you decided you were going to stay here and go to school. 
1371"U Dub," like me. Be a Husky. 
1372No, you decided. 
1373Oh, okay, so what, you just pick up and leave, is that it ? 
1374Let's hope so. 
1375Ask Bianca who drove her home. 
1376Kat, don't change the... Drove ? Who drove you home ? 
1377Now, don't get upset, Daddy, but there's this boy... 
1378- Who's a flaming imbecile. - And I think he might ask me... 
1379Please. I think I know what he's going to ask you. 
1380And I think I know the answer... no. It's always no. 
1381What are the two house rules ? Number one: no dating till you graduate. 
1382Number two: no dating till you graduate. 
1383- That's it. - Daddy, that's so unfair. 
1384All right, you want to know what's unfair ? This is for you too. 
1385This morning I delivered a set of twins to a 15-year-old girl. 
1386Do you know what she said to me ? 
1387I'm a crack whore who should have made my skeezy boyfriend wear a condom ? 
1388Close, but no. 
1389She said, "I should have listened to my father." 
1390- She did not. - Well, that's what she would have said... 
1391if she wasn't so doped up. 
1392Can we focus on me for a second, please ? 
1393I am the only girl in school who's not dating. 
1394- Oh, no you're not. Your sister doesn't date. - And I don't intend to. 
1395- And why is that again ? - Have you seen the unwashed miscreants that go to that school ? 
1396Where did you come from ? Planet Loser ? 
1397- As opposed to Planet Look At Me, Look At Me. - 
1398Okay, here's how we solve this one. 
1399Old rule out. New rule: Bianca can date... 
1400when she does. 
1401But she's a mutant ! What if she never dates ? 
1402Then you'll never date. Oh, I like that. 
1403And I'll get to sleep at night. 
1404The deep slumber of a father whose daughters aren't out being impregnated. 
1405- We'll talk about Sarah Lawrence later. - Fine. 
1406- Wait ! Daddy ! - Gotta go. 
1407Can't you just find some blind, deaf retard... 
1408to take you to the movies so I can have one date ? 
1409I'm sorry. Looks like you'll just have to miss out... 
1410on the witty repartee of Joey "Eat Me" Donner. 
1411You suck. 
1412You suck. 
1413Hi. Can we make this quick ? 
1414Roxanne Corinne and Andrew Jarrett are having an incredibly horrendous... 
1415public break-up on the quad... again. 
1416Oh, yeah, um, okay. I thought that we'd, um, 
1417start with pronunciation, if that's all right with you. 
1418Not the hacking and gagging and spitting part, please. 
1419Well, uh, there is an alternative. 
1420- There is ? - Yeah, French food. 
1421We could eat some together, uh, 
1422Saturday night ? 
1423You're asking me out ? 
1424That's so cute. What's your name again ? 
1425Cameron. Listen, I know that your dad doesn't let you date, 
1426but I thought that if it was for French class. 
1427- Oh, wait a minute. Curtis... - Cameron. 
1428My dad just came up with a new rule. I can date when my sister does. 
1429You're kidding. Let me ask you, do you like sailing ? 
1430- 'Cause I read about this place that rents boats... - A beaucoup problemo, Calvin. 
1431In case you haven't heard, my sister's a particularly hideous breed of loser. 
1432Yeah. Yeah, I noticed she's a little... antisocial. 
1433- Why is that ? - Unsolved mystery. 
1434She used to be really popular, and then it was like... 
1435she got sick of it or something. 
1436Theories abound as to why, but I'm pretty sure she's just incapable of human interaction. 
1437Plus, she's a bitch. 
1438Well, yeah, but I'm sure, you know, that there are... 
1439lots of guys who wouldn't mind going out with a difficult woman. 
1440I mean, you know, people jump out of aeroplanes and ski off cliffs. 
1441It'd be like "Extreme Dating." Huh ? 
1442You think you could find someone that extreme ? 
1443Yeah, sure, why not ? 
1444- And you'd do that for me ? - Hell, yes ! 
1445I-I mean, you know, I could look into it. 
1446Now, I have gathered a group of guys... couldn't be more perfect. 
1447Padua's finest. 
1448Hi. How you doin' ? 
1449Would any of you be interested in dating Katarina Stratford ? 
1450I've never been that ripped. 
1451Maybe if we were the last two people alive, 
1452and there were no sheep. 
1453- Are there sheep ? - 
1454Did I or did I not tell you it was pointless ? 
1455No one will go out with her. 
1456Hey, hey, what about him ? 
1457Him ? No, don't... don't look at him, okay ? 
1458He's a criminal. I heard he lit a state trooper on fire. 
1459- He just did a year in San Quentin. - Well, at least he's horny. 
1460I'm serious, man. He's whacked. 
1461He sold his own liver on the black market for a new set of speakers. 
1462He's our guy. 
1463Hi. How you doin' ? 
1464- Listen, I... - 
1465Okay. Later, then. 
1466How do we get him to date Kat ? 
1467I don't know. 
1468I mean, uh, we could pay him, 
1469but we don't have any money. 
1470Yeah, well, what we need is a backer. 
1471- What's that ? - Someone with money who's stupid. 
1472Oh, yeah. 
1473Is that a peach Fruit Roll-Up ? Because you don't see many... 
1474Oh, okay. Yeah. All right. 
1475- Are you lost ? - No. 
1476Actually, I just came by to chat. 
1477- We don't chat. - Well, actually, I thought... 
1478that I'd run an idea by you, just to see if you're interested. 
1479- I'm not. - Well, hear me out. 
1480Now, you want Bianca, right ? 
1481But she can't go out with you because her sister... 
1482is this insane head case, and no one will go out with her, right ? 
1483Does this conversation have a purpose ? 
1484What I think you need to do, 
1485is you need to hire a guy who'll go out with her. 
1486Someone who doesn't scare so easily. 
1487That guy ? 
1488- I heard he ate a live duck once. - Everything but the beak and feet. 
1489Clearly, he's a solid investment. 
1490- What's in it for you ? - Hey. 
1491I'm walking down the hall and I say hello to you, you say hello to me. 
1492Yeah, yeah, I get it. You're cool by association. 
1493I'll think about it. 
1494- We're done now. - Yeah. 
1495- What are you doing getting him involved ? - Relax, now. Relax. 
1496We let him pretend he's calling the shots. 
1497While he's busy setting things up, you have time with Bianca. 
1498- That is a good idea. All right. - 
1499I have a dick on my face, don't I ? 
1500Now, remember, guys... 
1501grip it and rip it. 
1502Hey. How you doin' ? 
1503I had some great duck last night. 
1504Do I know you ? 
1505You see that girl ? 
1506- Yeah. - That's Kat Stratford. 
1507- I want you to go out with her. - 
1508Yeah, sure, Sparky. 
1509Look, I can't take out her sister until Kat starts dating. 
1510You see, their dad's whacked out. He's got this rule where the girls... 
1511That's a touching story. It really is. Not my problem. 
1512Would you be willing to make it your problem... 
1513if I provide generous compensation ? 
1514You're gonna pay me to take out some chick ? 
1515- Mm-hmm. - 
1516- How much ? - Twenty bucks. 
1517- - 
1518Fine, 30. 
1519Well, let's think about this. 
1520We go to the movies, that's, uh, 15 bucks. 
1521We get popcorn, that's, uh, 53. 
1522And she'll want Raisinettes, all right ? 
1523So, uh, we're looking at 75 bucks. 
1524This isn't a negotiation. Take it or leave it, Trailer Park. 
1525Fifty bucks and we got a deal, Fabio. 
1526- - Great practise, everybody. 
1527- Good hustle, Stratford. - Thanks, Mr Chapin. 
1528Hey there, girlie. 
1529- How you doin' ? - Sweating like a pig, actually. And yourself ? 
1530Now, there's a way to get a guy's attention, huh ? 
1531My mission in life. 
1532But obviously, I struck your fancy, so, you see, it worked. 
1533- The world makes sense again. - 
1534- Pick you up on Friday, then. - Oh, right. Friday. Uh-huh. 
1535Well, the night I take you places you've never been before. 
1536Like where ? The 7-11 on Broadway ? 
1537Do you even know my name, screw boy ? 
1538I know a lot more than you think. 
1539Doubtful. Very doubtful. 
1540- We are screwed. - Hey, I don't want to hear that defeatist attitude. 
1541- I want to hear you upbeat. - We're screwed ! 
1542- There you go. - Hey, Coach Chapin ! 
1543Run, Bogey ! 
1544Have you ever considered a new look ? 
1545I mean, seriously. You could have some definite potential... 
1546buried under all this hostility. 
1547I'm not hostile. I'm annoyed. 
1548Why don't you try being nice ? 
1549People wouldn't know what to think. 
1550- You forget, I don't care what people think. - Yes, you do. 
1551No, I don't. 
1552You don't always have to be who they want you to be, you know. 
1553I happen to like being adored, thank you. 
1554Where'd you get the pearls ? 
1555- They're Mom's. - And you've been what, hiding them for three years ? 
1556No. Daddy found them in a drawer last week. 
1557So you're just gonna start wearing them now ? 
1558It's not like she's coming back to claim them ! 
1559Besides, they look good on me. 
1560Trust me. They don't. 
1561Nice ride. Vintage fenders. 
1562Are you following me ? 
1563I was in the laundromat. I saw your car. I came over to say hi. 
1564Hi. 
1565- Not a big talker, huh ? - Depends on the topic. 
1566My fenders don't really whip me into a verbal frenzy. 
1567- You're not afraid of me, are you ? - Why would I be afraid of you ? 
1568- Well, most people are. - Well, I'm not. 
1569Well, maybe you're not afraid of me, but I'm sure you've thought about me naked. 
1570Am I that transparent ? 
1571I want you, I need you. Oh, baby, oh, baby. 
1572What is it, asshole day ? 
1573- Do you mind ? - Not at all. 
1574- - You bitch ! 
1575Whoops. 
1576"Whoops" ? 
1577My insurance does not cover P.M.S. ! 
1578Well, then tell them I had a seizure. 
1579Is this about Sarah Lawrence ? Are you punishing me because I want you to stay close to home ? 
1580Aren't you punishing me because Mom left ? 
1581- You think you could leave her out of this ? - Fine. 
1582- Then stop making my decisions for me. - I'm your father. That's my right. 
1583So what I want doesn't matter. 
1584You're 18. You don't know what you want. 
1585And you won't know what you want till you're 45, 
1586and even if you get it, you'll be too old to use it. 
1587I want to go to an east coast school ! 
1588I want you to trust me to make my own choices... 
1589and I want you to stop trying to control my life just because you can't control yours ! 
1590- Yeah ? Well, you know what I want ? - 
1591We'll continue this later. 
1592Can't wait. 
1593Did you just maim Joey's car ? 
1594Yeah. Looks like you're gonna have to take the bus. 
1595Has the fact that you're completely psycho... 
1596managed to escape your attention ? 
1597Daddy ! 
1598- When I shell out 50, I expect results. - Yeah, I'm on it. 
1599Watching that bitch violate my car doesn't count as a date. 
1600Now, if you don't get any, I don't get any. 
1601So get some. 
1602I just upped my price. 
1603- What ? - Hundred bucks a date. 
1604- In advance. - Forget it. 
1605Well, forget her sister, then. 
1606You better hope you're as smooth as you think you are, Verona. 
1607- Go. - No, you go. 
1608I went before. 
1609We know what you're trying to do with Kat Stratford. 
1610Is that right ? What do you plan to do about it ? 
1611- Help you out. - Why's that ? 
1612The situation is, 
1613my man Cameron here has a major jones for Bianca Stratford. 
1614What is it with this chick ? She have beer-flavoured nipples ? 
1615- Hey ! - I-I, uh... I think I speak correctly... 
1616when I say that Cameron's love is pure, 
1617purer than, say, Joey Donner's. 
1618I'm in this for the cash. Donner can plough whoever he wants. 
1619Okay, there will be no ploughing. 
1620Patrick, uh... Pat... 
1621Let me explain something to you here. 
1622We set this whole thing up so Cameron can get the girl. Cameron. 
1623Joey's just a pawn. 
1624- So, you two are gonna help me tame the wild beast. - Absolutely. 
1625We'll do some research, we'll find out what she likes. 
1626We're your guys. 
1627And he means that in a strictly non-prison movie type of way. 
1628Uh, let's start here. 
1629Now, Friday night, Bogey Lowenstein is having a party. 
1630It's the perfect opportunity. 
1631- Perfect opportunity for what ? - For you to take out Kat. 
1632I'll think about it. 
1633And for a little payback. 
1634This is gonna be some party. 
1635Let's do this. 
1636Sexy boy 
1637Sexy boy 
1638Now, this is really important, okay ? 
1639Which one do you like better ? 
1640Hmm. I think I like the white shirt better. 
1641- Yeah, it's... It's more... - Pensive ? 
1642Damn. I was going for thoughtful. 
1643So, are you going to Bogie Lowenbrau's thing on Friday night ? 
1644Yeah, I might. 
1645Good, 'cause you know, I'm not gonna bother if you won't be there. 
1646- - See you there. 
1647- Okay. - All right. 
1648Sexy boy 
1649So, have you heard about Bogey Lowenstein's party ? 
1650Yes, and I really, really, really want to go. 
1651But you know I can't. Not unless my sister does. 
1652Yeah, I know. I'm working on that, but so far, 
1653you know, she's not going for my guy. 
1654- She's not a... - K.D. Lang fan ? No. 
1655I found a picture of Jared Leto in her drawer once, 
1656so I'm pretty sure she's not harbouring same-sex tendencies. 
1657Okay, so that's the kind of guys she likes... Like, pretty guys. 
1658I don't know. All I've ever heard her say... 
1659is that she'd die before dating a guy that smokes. 
1660Okay, all right, no smoking. What else ? 
1661You're asking me to investigate the inner workings... 
1662of my sister's twisted mind ? 
1663I don't think so. 
1664Well, nothing else has worked. We need to go behind enemy lines here. 
1665Okay, here we go. 
1666Class schedule, reading list, 
1667date book, concert tickets, concert tickets. 
1668Aha ! Black panties ! 
1669What does that tell us ? 
1670She wants to have sex someday, that's what. 
1671You... She could just like the colour. 
1672You don't buy black lingerie unless you want someone to see it. 
1673Oh. 
1674So, uh... Can I see your room ? 
1675No. 
1676A girl's room is very personal. 
1677Oh, okay. 
1678- Nice bike. - Yeah, you think so ? 
1679Wow. Is this what a bar looks like ? 
1680Don't touch anything. You may get hepatitis. 
1681So, what have you got for me ? 
1682A little insight into a very complicated girl. 
1683Excuse me. Just one question before we start. 
1684Should you be drinking alcohol when you don't have a liver ? 
1685- What ? - Nothing. Nothing. 
1686All right, first thing. Kat hates smokers. 
1687So, you're telling me I'm a... non-smoker. 
1688- Yes. Well, just for now. - And here's another problem. 
1689Bianca said that Kat likes pretty guys. 
1690- Are you telling me I'm not a pretty guy ? - He's very pretty ! 
1691- This is a gorgeous guy. - I just wasn't sure. I didn't know. 
1692All right. Uh, yeah, okay. Here's this. 
1693"Likes. 
1694"Thai food, feminist prose and angry girl music... 
1695of the indie rock persuasion." 
1696Here's a list of CDs she has in her room. 
1697So, I'm supposed to buy her some noodles and a book... 
1698and sit around listening to chicks who can't play their instruments, right ? 
1699Have you ever been to Club Skunk ? 
1700Her favourite band's playing there tomorrow night. 
1701I can't be seen at Club Skunk, all right ? 
1702But she'll be there. She's got tickets. 
1703Assail your ears for one night. 
1704She has a pair of black underwear. 
1705If that helps. 
1706Couldn't hurt, right ? 
1707You can talk 
1708You can talk about it 
1709If I'm wrong 
1710If I'm wrong I'll take the blame 
1711You can talk 
1712As the hours slip away 
1713As my own 
1714I can call another day 
1715Come on, come on 
1716To my embrace 
1717How you sleep so easy 
1718Is a mystery 
1719You caught my ear 
1720Pressed to the glass Pressed to the wall 
1721By the way 
1722It's your second face I didn't see 
1723Thought what I heard 
1724- - Verona ! What are you doing here ? 
1725I need agua ! 
1726All the things I didn't know about you 
1727- So won't you come on, come on - Two waters. 
1728Come on to my embrace 
1729If you're planning on asking me out, you might as well just get it over with. 
1730Do you mind ? You're kind of ruining this for me. 
1731You're not surrounded by your usual cloud of smoke. 
1732I know. I quit. Apparently they're bad for you. 
1733You think ? 
1734You know, these guys are no Bikini Kill or the Raincoats. 
1735But they're not bad. 
1736- You know who the Raincoats are ? - Why, don't you ? 
1737I was watching you out there before. I've never seen you look so sexy. 
1738- - 
1739- Come to Bogey's party with me. - You never give up, do you ? 
1740- - Was that a yes ? 
1741- No. - Well, then, was that a no ? 
1742- No. - I'll see you at 9:30 then ! 
1743Should have used the window. 
1744- Hi, Daddy. - Hi. 
1745Where are we going ? 
1746Well, if you must know, a small study group of friends. 
1747Otherwise known as an orgy ? 
1748Mr Stratford, it's just a party. 
1749And hell is just a sauna. 
1750Do you know anything about a party ? 
1751- People expect me to be there. - Kat's not going, you're not going. 
1752Why can't you be normal ? 
1753- Define "normal." - Bogey Lowenstein's party is normal. 
1754- What's a Bogey Lowenstein ? - Bogey's party is just a lame excuse... 
1755for all the idiots at our school to drink beer and rub up against each other... 
1756in hopes of distracting themselves from the pathetic emptiness... 
1757- of their meaningless... - Meaningless, consumer-driven lives. 
1758- - Can you, for just one night, 
1759forget that you're completely wretched and be my sister ? 
1760Please ? 
1761Please ? 
1762Come on, Kat. Please do this for me. 
1763Fine. I'll make an appearance. 
1764- It's starting. - It's just a party, Daddy. 
1765I want you to wear the belly. 
1766- - Daddy, no. 
1767Not all night. 
1768Just around the living room for a minute so you can understand... 
1769the full weight of your decisions. 
1770- I am perfectly aware... - Listen to me. 
1771Every time you even think about kissing a boy, 
1772I want you to picture wearing this under your halter top. 
1773- You are so completely unbalanced. - 
1774- We're going now. - All right, wait a minute. 
1775No drinking, no drugs, no kissing, 
1776no tattoos, no piercings, no ritual animal slaughters of any kind. 
1777- Oh, God, I'm giving them ideas. - Daddy ! 
1778- What are you doing here ? - 9:30, right ? 
1779- Oh, I'm early. - Whatever. I'm driving. 
1780Who knocked up your sister ? 
1781So then, Bianca says that I was right, 
1782that she didn't wear the Kenneth Coles with that dress... 
1783because she thought that it was, uh, mixing genres, right ? 
1784And the fact that I noticed... and this is a direct quote, listen... 
1785"Really meant something." 
1786You told me that part already. 
1787I've been thinking about her all the time. 
1788Stop being so self-involved for one minute. How do I look ? 
1789You look like my Great-Uncle Milton. 
1790- You think I should lose the tie ? - Yeah. 
1791Maybe you're right. I'm just so nervous. 
1792And I'm also very excited. I'm nervous, I'm excited. 
1793It's all very mixed up. I don't know what to do ! 
1794All right, just calm down, all right ? Shh. 
1795The last party I went to was at Chuck E. Cheese. 
1796You want to talk about some fun. That's a good time. 
1797Now, remember, guys. Don't touch anything. 
1798Oop ! What did I tell you ? 
1799- - Oh. Must be Nigel with the Brie. 
1800- - 
1801You know, I'm... I'm thinking of getting a Tercel. 
1802Yeah, that's a Toyota. 
1803It has dual side air bags and a spacious back seat. 
1804- Kiss me ! - Kiss him. 
1805- Okay. - Good. 
1806- Hey, thanks, man ! - 
1807Sweet. 
1808Looking fresh tonight, pussy cat. 
1809Wait. Was that... Did your hairline just recede ? 
1810- Hey, where are you goin' ? - Away. 
1811- Your sister here ? - Stay away from my sister. 
1812Oh, I'll stay away from your sister. 
1813But I can't guarantee she'll stay away from me. 
1814- Fight ! - Ooh, fight ! 
1815You guys, please ! Take it outside ! 
1816Thank you ! 
1817Hey, Kat. Look who found me. 
1818- Bianca, wait. - Please do not address me in public. 
1819No, there's something I need to tell you. 
1820I am busy enjoying my adolescence, so scamper off and do the same. 
1821Bu-bye. 
1822Want one ? 
1823- What is this ? - Right on, sister ! 
1824- - I've been looking all over the place for you. 
1825I'm getting trashed, man. Isn't that what you're supposed to do at a party ? 
1826I don't know. I say do what you want to do. 
1827Funny. You're the only one. 
1828Later. 
1829Lord of the dance ! Hi, Heather. 
1830- Bite me. - Should've kept the tie. 
1831Hey. Hey, have you seen her around anywhere ? 
1832- Relax. - Relax ? I'm fine. 
1833Follow the love. 
1834Hi, Bianca. 
1835Oh, hi, Cameron. 
1836Um, you know Chastity ? 
1837Uh, yeah. I think, uh, we have art together, right ? 
1838Neat. 
1839So, um, you... 
1840You really look amazing. 
1841- Thanks. - And we all know I look amazing. 
1842- - Yeah. 
1843Bianca, let's go. We're all congregating around Mr Cuervo. 
1844Um, I'll see you around, okay ? 
1845- - So, I've got the Sears catalogue thing going... 
1846and the tube sock gig... that is gonna be huge. 
1847- - 
1848And I'm up for a haemorrhoid cream ad next week. 
1849I know it sounds kind of bogus, but... 
1850I get to do some acting. 
1851- You see what I did there ? - Uh-huh. 
1852That was underwear. I'll show you the bathing suit one again. 
1853You see the difference ? 
1854All right, I'll show you guys. 
1855Ohhh ! 
1856Please tell me I am crazy 
1857That I'm wasting time with you 
1858You'll never be mine 
1859Is it me, or does this party all of a sudden suck ? 
1860Really, really, 
1861thank you ! 
1862Hey. Hey, Kat, why don't you let me have this one, huh ? 
1863No ! This one's mine. 
1864My man ! How did you get her to do it ? 
1865- Do what ? - Act like a human. 
1866- - Yeah ! All right ! 
1867Go ! 
1868See this ? 
1869Whoo ! 
1870- Are you okay ? - I'm fine. 
1871You're not fine. Come on. 
1872- I just need to lie down. - Uh-huh. You lie down and you'll go to sleep. 
1873- Sleep is good. - Not if you have a concussion. 
1874Come on. Here, sit down. 
1875- Sit. - Hey, hey, we need to talk. 
1876- I'm a little busy right now. - Can you give me a second ? 
1877- What ? - It's off, okay? The whole thing's off. 
1878- What are you talking about ? - 
1879She never wanted me. She wanted Joey the whole time. 
1880Cameron, do you like the girl ? 
1881- Yeah. - And is she worth all this trouble ? 
1882I thought she was, but, you know, I... 
1883Well, she is or she isn't. 
1884See, first of all, Joey is not half the man you are. 
1885Secondly, don't let anyone ever make you feel like you don't deserve what you want. 
1886Go for it ! 
1887- - 
1888- Come on. - Why ? 
1889- This is so patronizing. - 
1890Leave it to you to use big words when you're smashed. 
1891- I don't think so. - Kat. 
1892- Why are you doing this ? - I told you. You may have a concussion. 
1893You don't care if I never wake up. 
1894- Sure I do. - Why ? 
1895Because then I'd have to start taking out girls who actually like me. 
1896- Like you could find one. - Oh, see ? That, there. 
1897Who needs affection when I have blind hatred ? 
1898- I just... Let me sit down for a while. - All right. There. 
1899- Geez ! - Whoo ! 
1900- So, why'd you let him get to you ? - Who ? 
1901- Joey. - I hate him. 
1902Well, you've chosen the perfect revenge... mainlining tequila. 
1903- Well, you know what they say. - Nope. What do they say ? 
1904No, no, no, no. Kat, come on, wake up ! Look at me ! 
1905Listen to me, Kat ! Open your eyes ! 
1906Hey. 
1907Your eyes have a little green in them. 
1908I don't know if we should go. 
1909Hey, a bunch of us are going to Jarrett's. Ready ? 
1910Um, I have to be home in 20 minutes. 
1911Well, you know I don't have to be home till 2:00, so... 
1912- One more chance. - Aw, man, I can't. 
1913- Damn. - That's a shame. 
1914- You wanna go ? - Sure. 
1915- Chastity ! - Hey, you passed. 
1916Bitch. 
1917- Hey. Have fun tonight ? - Tons. 
1918Hey, Cameron ? Um... 
1919Do you think you could give me a ride home ? 
1920- - I should do this. 
1921- Do what ? - This ! 
1922- Start a band ? - No, install car stereos. 
1923Yeah, start a band. My father would love that. 
1924I pick myself up off the ground 
1925To have you knock me back down 
1926Again and again 
1927And when I ask you to explain 
1928You don't strike me as the type that would ask your father for permission. 
1929- Oh, so now you think you know me ? - I'm getting there. 
1930The only thing people know about me is that I'm scary. 
1931Yeah, well, I'm no picnic myself. 
1932Uh, so what's up with your dad ? Is he... Is he a pain in the ass ? 
1933No, he just wants me to be somebody that I'm not. 
1934- Who ? - Bianca. 
1935Oh, Bianca. 
1936No offence or anything... I mean I know everyone "digs" your sister... 
1937but, um, she's without. 
1938You know, 
1939you're not as vile as I thought you were. 
1940Maybe we should do this another time. 
1941You never wanted to go sailing with me, did you ? 
1942Yes, I did. 
1943No, you didn't. 
1944Okay, no, not actually... 
1945Well, then that's all you had to say. 
1946Have you always been this selfish ? 
1947Yes. 
1948You know, just 'cause you're beautiful, 
1949that doesn't mean that you can treat people like they don't matter. 
1950I mean, I really liked you, okay. 
1951I-I defended you when people called you conceited, 
1952I helped you when you asked me to, 
1953I learned French for you and then you just blow me off so you could just... 
1954And I'm back in the game ! 
1955Kat, me lady. You sway to the rhythm of me heart. 
1956Dance for me, cowgirl. 
1957Kat babe, what do we owe you for the table dance ? 
1958All right, not that I give a damn, but how was everybody's weekend ? 
1959Oh, I don't know. Maybe we should ask Kat. 
1960Unless she kicked the crap out of your dumb butt, 
1961I don't wanna hear about it. 
1962Okay, let's open up our books to page 73, Sonnet 141. 
1963And listen up. 
1964In faith, I do not love thee with mine eyes. For they and thee a thousand errors note. 
1965But 'tis my heart loves what they despise. 
1966Who in despite of view is pleas'd to dote. 
1967Now, I know Shakespeare's a dead white guy, 
1968but he knows his shit, so we can overlook that. 
1969I want you all to write your own version of this sonnet. 
1970Yes, Miss I-Have-An-Opinion- About-Everything ? 
1971Do you want this in iambic pentameter ? 
1972You're not gonna fight me on this ? 
1973No, I think it's a really good assignment. 
1974You're just messin' with me, aren't you ? 
1975- No, I'm really looking forward to writing it. - Get out of my class. 
1976- What ? - Out. Get out ! 
1977- Thanks, Mr Morgan. - Shut up. 
1978I can't get enough of you, baby 
1979I can't get enough of you, baby 
1980Yes, it's true 
1981Hey. Cool picture. 
1982What's that collar for ? Is that to keep him from licking his stitches ? 
1983Kidding. No, because I know you're a fan of Shakespeare. 
1984More than a fan. We're involved. 
1985Okay. 
1986Who could refrain, that had a heart to love... 
1987- and in that heart... - Courage to make love known. 
1988- That's Macbeth, right ? - Right. 
1989So, listen, I... I have this friend... 
1990and he likes your friend... 
1991- - 
1992What did you do to her ? 
1993I didn't do anything. She would've been too drunk to remember. 
1994- But the plan was working. - What do you care ? I thought you wanted out. 
1995Yeah, well, I did, but, uh, 
1996that was until she kissed me. 
1997- Where ? - In the car. 
1998Sorry. 
1999- Dweeb ! Putz ! - I'm sorry. 
2000- All right, I talked to her. I got the scoop. - What'd she say ? 
2001"Hates with him the fire of a thousand suns." 
2002That's a direct quote. 
2003Thanks, Malcolm. That's very comforting of you. 
2004We don't know. She could need a day to cool off. 
2005Maybe two. 
2006Take time for your pleasure and laugh with love 
2007Take the hand of another and sing for the wings of a dove 
2008Hey ! 
2009Can you imagine who would go to that antiquated mating ritual ? 
2010I would, but I don't have a date. 
2011Do you really want to get all dressed up... 
2012so some Drakkar Noir-wearing Dexter with a boner can feel you up... 
2013while you're forced to listen to a band that by definition blows ? 
2014All right, all right, we won't go. 
2015It's not like I've got a dress anyway. 
2016You're looking at this from entirely the wrong perspective. 
2017We're making a statement. 
2018Oh, goody. Something new and different for us. 
2019Whoa, whoa 
2020For the wings of a dove 
2021Whoa, whoa 
2022For the wings of a dove 
2023- Whoa, whoa - Yeah, yeah, yeah 
2024For the wings of a dove 
2025Whoa, whoa 
2026For the wings of a do-o-ove 
2027- Hey there, Cupid. - Hi, Joey. 
2028You're concentrating awfully hard considering it's gym class. 
2029- - Can I help you ? 
2030I want to talk to you about prom. 
2031Ow ! Ow-ooo ! 
2032Look, you know the deal: I can't go if Kat doesn't go. 
2033Your sister is going. 
2034- Since when ? - Let's just say I'm taking care of it. 
2035This should take care of the flowers, the limo, the tux, everything. 
2036Just make sure she gets to the prom. 
2037Do you know what ? I'm sick of playing your little game. 
2038Okay, wait, wait, wait. 
2039You sick of, let's say, 300 ? 
2040I'm not the sort of person 
2041Who falls 
2042In and quickly out of love 
2043But to you I gave my affection 
2044Right from the start 
2045I have a lover 
2046Who loves me 
2047How could I break such a heart 
2048And still you get my attention 
2049Why do you come here 
2050When you know I've got troubles enough 
2051Why do you call me 
2052When you know I can't answer the phone 
2053Make me lie and I don't want to 
2054And make someone else some kind of an unknowin' fool 
2055Excuse me. Have you seen The Feminine Mystique ? I've lost my copy. 
2056- What are you doing here ? - I heard there was a poetry reading. 
2057- You're so... - Charming. 
2058Wholesome. 
2059Unwelcome. 
2060You're not as mean as you think you are, you know that ? 
2061And you're not as badass as you think you are. 
2062Ooo, someone still has her panties in a twist. 
2063Don't for one minute think that you had any effect whatsoever on my panties. 
2064Then what did I have an effect on ? 
2065Other than my upchuck reflex, nothing. 
2066You're right, she's still pissed. 
2067Sweet love, renew thy force. 
2068Hey ! Don't say shit like that to me. People can hear you. 
2069Look, you embarrassed the girl. 
2070Sacrifice yourself on the altar of dignity and even the score. 
2071Listen, don't say shit like that to him. 
2072People can hear you. 
2073There's a new kind of world that's taking over 
2074It's got devils It's got angels 
2075Sitting on my shoulders 
2076There's a new kind of world that's taking over 
2077You're just too good to be true 
2078Can't take my eyes off of you 
2079You'd be like heaven to touch 
2080I wanna hold you so much 
2081At long last love has arrived 
2082And I thank God I'm alive 
2083You're just too good to be true 
2084Can't take my eyes off of you 
2085- - 
2086- I love you, baby - 
2087And if it's quite all right I need you, baby 
2088To warm the lonely night I love you, baby 
2089Trust in me when I say 
2090Oh, pretty baby 
2091Don't bring me down, I pray Oh, pretty baby 
2092Now that I found you, stay and let me love you, baby 
2093Let me love you 
2094- - 
2095You look pretty nervous. 
2096Yes, sir. 
2097You're sweating like a pig. 
2098Yes, sir. 
2099Your eyes are all... bloodshot. 
2100Yes, sir. 
2101You've got pot, don't you ? 
2102I'm confiscating this. 
2103This too. 
2104Mr Chapin, can I talk to you for a second ? 
2105What can I do for you, Stratford ? 
2106I have some ideas on how we can improve the girls' soccer team. 
2107Great ! Let's talk about it later. 
2108The window. 
2109The window. 
2110As you know, we have a really big game with Hillcrest High... 
2111Your bicep is huge ! 
2112Oh, my God. The other one's even bigger. 
2113You don't take steroids, do you, because I've heard steroids... 
2114can severely disintegrate your... package ? 
2115- - Not that I'm thinking about your package. 
2116- That's not the point. - Let's hope not. 
2117- - The point is they kick our butts every year. 
2118I was thinking, I devised a plan that will enable us to finally defeat them. 
2119Which is ? 
2120- That thing that you taught us. - What thing ? 
2121- Misdirection. - I taught you that ? 
2122Yeah, you or Siegfried or Roy ? Anyway, that's not important. 
2123- - The... Think about it. 
2124Um, they're looking left and we're running right. 
2125Bang, we score. We win. 
2126Okay, but how do we get 'em to look left ? 
2127- - Um, like this. 
2128Okay. Well, 
2129now that you've seen "the plan," 
2130I'm gonna go and show "the plan" to someone else. 
2131Okay. 
2132Hi. 
2133I can't thank you enough for helping me sneak out of detention. 
2134- Very cool. - No problem. 
2135I thought for sure I was busted when I was climbing out that window, I tell ya. 
2136So, how did you keep him distracted ? 
2137I dazzled him with my... wits. 
2138- So, what's your excuse ? - For ? 
2139For acting the way we do ? 
2140I don't like to do what people expect. 
2141Why should I live up to other people's expectations instead of my own ? 
2142So, you disappoint 'em from the start and then you're covered, right ? 
2143Something like that. 
2144- Then you screwed up. - How ? 
2145You never disappointed me. 
2146Are you up for it ? 
2147Up for what ? 
2148Fascinating new thing 
2149- - You delight me 
2150And I know you're speaking of me 
2151- - Fascinating new thing 
2152- - Get beside me 
2153I want you to love me 
2154I'm surprised that you've never been told before 
2155- - That you're lovely and you're perfect 
2156And that somebody wants you 
2157I'm surprised that you've never been told before 
2158That you're lovely and you're perfect 
2159And that somebody wants you 
2160I'm surprised that you've never been told before 
2161That you're priceless Yeah, you're holy 
2162Even when you are not new 
2163- - All right, come on. 
2164Fascinating new thing 
2165Fascinating new thing 
2166All right 
2167No, none of that stuff is true. 
2168- State trooper. - Fallacy. Dead guy in the parking lot ? 
2169Rumour. The duck ? 
2170Hearsay. Bobby Ridgeway's balls ? 
2171Fact. But he deserved it. He tried to grope me in the lunch line. 
2172- Fair enough. - The accent ? 
2173It's real. I lived in Australia until I was ten. 
2174- With the Pygmies ? - Close. 
2175With my mom. 
2176Where were you last year ? I know the porn career is a lie. 
2177Do you ? 
2178- Tell me something true. - Something true. 
2179I hate peas. 
2180No. Something real. Something no one else knows. 
2181Okay. You're sweet... 
2182and sexy... 
2183and completely hot for me. 
2184You are amazingly self-assured. Has anyone ever told you that ? 
2185I tell myself that every day, actually. 
2186- Go to the prom with me. - Is that a request or a command ? 
2187Come on. Go with me. 
2188- No. - No ? Why not ? 
2189Because I don't want to. Because it's a stupid tradition. 
2190Come on. People won't expect you to go. 
2191Why are you pushing this ? 
2192What's in it for you ? 
2193Oh. 
2194S-So now I need to have a motive to want to be with you ? 
2195You tell me. 
2196Oh, f... You need therapy, you know that ? 
2197Has anyone ever told you that ? 
2198- Answer the question, Patrick. - Nothing ! 
2199There is nothing in it for me, just the pleasure of your company. Okay? 
2200Wait. Wait a minute. That... That's not on this page. 
2201Merde. 
2202Seven ! 
2203Good. 
2204- Daddy ? - Hi, honey. 
2205I'd like to discuss tomorrow night with you. As you know, it's the prom... 
2206The prom ? Kat has a date ? 
2207Well, no. 
2208Don't think you're fooling me. I know who you wanna bend the rules for. It's that hot-rod Joey. 
2209What's a hot rod ? 
2210It's a... If your sister's not going, you're not going. End of story. 
2211Okay, let's review. 
2212Kat, not interested; me, dying to go. 
2213Do you know what happens at proms ? 
2214Yes, Daddy. We'll dance, we'll kiss, we'll come home. 
2215It's not quite the crisis situation you imagine. 
2216Kissing, huh ? That's what you think happens ? 
2217Got news for you. 
2218Kissing isn't what keeps me up to my elbows in placenta all day long. 
2219Can we for two seconds ignore the fact that you're severely unhinged... 
2220and discuss my need for a night of teenage normalcy ? 
2221What's normal ? Those damn Dawson's River kids... 
2222sleeping in each other's beds and whatnot ? 
2223- Daddy, that is so not... - Got news for ya. 
2224I'm down. I've got the 4-1-1. 
2225And you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy. 
2226I don't care how dope his ride is. 
2227My mama didn't raise no fool. 
2228Thanks, Bill. 
2229Ridiculous amounts of love across this nation worldwide. 
2230- - Believe it. 
2231This is the true story. 
2232- The Real World. - Seattle. 
2233- - Come in. 
2234Listen, I know... 
2235I know you hate having to sit at home because I'm not Suzy High School. 
2236- Like you care. - I do care. 
2237But I'm a firm believer in doing something for your own reasons... 
2238and not someone else's. 
2239Well, I wish I had that luxury. 
2240You know, I'm the only sophomore that got asked to go to the prom... 
2241and I can't go because you don't feel like it. 
2242Joey never told you that we went out, did he ? 
2243- Yeah, okay. - In ninth, for a month. 
2244- Why ? - Because he was, like, such a babe. 
2245- But you hate Joey. - Now I do. 
2246So, what happened ? 
2247Oh ! Please tell me you're joking. 
2248Just once, right after Mom left. 
2249Everyone was doing it, so... 
2250I did it. 
2251Afterwards I told him I didn't want to any more because I wasn't ready, 
2252and he got pissed and he dumped me. 
2253After that I swore I'd never do anything just because everyone else was doing it. 
2254And I haven't since, 
2255with the exception of Bogey's party and my stunning digestive pyrotechnics. 
2256How is it possible that I did not know about this ? 
2257I warned him that if he told anyone, 
2258the cheerleading squad would find out how tiny his dick is. 
2259Okay, so why didn't you tell me ? 
2260I wanted to let you make up your mind about him. 
2261Then why did you help Daddy hold me hostage ? 
2262It's not like I'm stupid enough to repeat your mistakes. 
2263I guess I thought I was protecting you. 
2264By not letting me experience anything for myself ? 
2265Not all experiences are good, Bianca. 
2266You can't always trust the people you want to. 
2267Well, I guess I'll never know, will I ? 
2268The grey ceiling on the Earth 
2269Well, it lasted for a while 
2270Take my thoughts for what they're worth 
2271I've been acting like a child 
2272But what else, what else can I do 
2273I said I'm sorry Yes, I'm sorry 
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2276It's an amazing powder that clings to the tiniest hairs on your head. 
2277It actually builds on itself... 
2278leaving you with great, great looking hair. 
2279- And the G.L.H. hair system is not expensive. - Interesting. 
2280Order your G.L.H. hair package now. 
2281Bye, Dad. I'm going to the prom. 
2282- Funny, sweetie. - 
2283- It instantly covers your bald spot leaving you with great looking hair. - 
2284- What's that ? - A prom dress. 
2285I seem to be hearing that word a lot lately. 
2286- Hi. - Wow. I, um... 
2287Wow. 
2288- Bye, Daddy. - Stop. 
2289Turn. Explain. 
2290Okay. Remember how you said I could date if Kat dated ? 
2291Well, she found this guy who's actually kind of perfect for her which is perfect for me... 
2292because Cameron asked me to go to the prom and I really, really wanna go, 
2293and since Kat went I guess I'm allowed to based on the aforementioned rule... 
2294and its previous stipulations, of course. 
2295- Nice to meet you. - Let's go. 
2296I know every cop in town, bucko ! 
2297This is not good. 
2298I said I want you to know 
2299I said I want you to know right now 
2300Well, I want you to know 
2301I said I want you to kno-o-o-w 
2302Who-o-o-a 
2303Shout, shout 
2304Shout, shout 
2305Hey-a-a-a 
2306Hey-a-a-a 
2307Wow. 
2308You too. 
2309Where'd you get a tux at the last minute ? 
2310Oh, just something I had, you know, lying around. 
2311- Where'd you get the dress ? - Oh, just something I had, you know, lying around. 
2312Listen, I'm really sorry that I questioned your motives. 
2313I was wrong. 
2314You're forgiven. 
2315Okay. 
2316- Ready for the prom ? - Yes, ma'am. 
2317Hi, Mr Stratford. I'm Joey. I'm here to pick up Bianca. 
2318On their minds 
2319Their hormones are raging and they want it all the time 
2320And I know I know 'cause you said so 
2321And I can't just let you go and I know, I know 'cause you said so 
2322- Have you seen him ? - Who ? 
2323William. He asked me to meet him here. 
2324Oh, Mandella, please tell me you haven't progressed to full-on hallucinations. 
2325You're last to see and last to touch 
2326But I would never, ever, ever treat you wrong 
2327Been waiting for you all day long 
2328And I know, I know 'cause you said so and I can't just let you go 
2329And I know, I know 'cause you said so and I can't just let you go 
2330- Milady. - Good sir. 
2331Oh, my God, it's... 
2332I called in a favour ! 
2333Oh, I can't take another heartache 
2334Though you say you're my friend I'm at my wit's end 
2335You say your love is bona fide 
2336But that don't coincide with the things that you do 
2337And when I ask you to be nice 
2338You say you gotta be 
2339Cruel to be kind in the right measure 
2340Cruel to be kind It's a very good sign 
2341Cruel to be kind means that I love you, baby 
2342You gotta be cruel to be kind 
2343Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-oo 
2344Cruel to be kind in the right measure 
2345Cruel to be kind It's a very good sign 
2346What are you doing here ? 
2347I know you didn't think you were the only sophomore at the prom. 
2348Joey just picked me up. 
2349Oh, well, congratulations. He's all yours. 
2350Very generous, princess. 
2351And just so you know, Joey only liked you for one reason. 
2352He even had a bet going with his friends. 
2353He was gonna nail you tonight. 
2354- Milwaukee. - What ? 
2355That's where I was last year. I wasn't in jail. 
2356I don't know Marilyn Manson and I didn't sleep with a Spice Girl, I don't think. 
2357You see, my grandpa, he was ill so I spent most of the year on his couch... 
2358watching Wheel of Fortune and making Spaghettios. 
2359End of story. 
2360No way. 
2361Hey. What's Bianca doing here with that cheese dick ? 
2362I didn't pay you to take out Kat so some little punk could snake me with Bianca. 
2363Nothing in it for you, huh ? 
2364The shit hath hitteth... 
2365the faneth. 
2366Joey, pal, compadre ? 
2367You messed with the wrong guy, and now you're gonna pay. 
2368You and that little bitch. 
2369All right, that's enough, okay ! You crossed the line. 
2370Oh, come on ! Get up, you little punk ! 
2371Shit, Bianca ! I'm shooting a nose spray ad tomorrow ! 
2372That's for making my date bleed ! That's for my sister ! 
2373- - And that's for me. 
2374Are you okay ? 
2375Never been better. 
2376- Would you give me a chance... - You were paid to take me out by the one person I truly hate. 
2377I knew this was a set-up ! 
2378Kat, it wasn't like that, okay. 
2379What was it like, a down payment now and a bonus for sleeping with me ? 
2380No, I didn't care about the money ! I cared... 
2381I cared about you. 
2382You are so not who I thought you were. 
2383That is how love goes 
2384You will fly and you will crawl 
2385God knows even angels fall 
2386And it's a secret 
2387That no one tells 
2388One day it's heaven One day it's hell 
2389And it's no fairy tale 
2390Take it from me 
2391That's the way it's supposed to be 
2392You want ? 
2393Thanks. 
2394So, you sure you don't want to go sailing with us ? It'll be fun. 
2395No, I'm fine. 
2396Look, I don't know if I ever thanked you for going last night, 
2397but it really meant a lot to me. 
2398I'm glad. 
2399- Hey. - Hey. 
2400- You ready ? - Mm-mm. 
2401- See you later. - Bye. 
2402- Is... Is she okay ? - I hope so. 
2403Where's your sister going ? 
2404She's meeting some bikers, big ones, full of sperm. 
2405Funny. 
2406So, tell me about this dance. Was it hoppin' ? 
2407Parts of it. 
2408Which parts ? 
2409The part where Bianca beat the hell out of some guy. 
2410- Bianca did what ? - What's the matter, upset that I rubbed off on her ? 
2411No, impressed. 
2412Fathers don't like to admit it when their daughters are capable of running their own lives. 
2413It means we've become spectators. 
2414Bianca still lets me play a few innings. You've had me on the bench for years. 
2415And when you go to Sarah Lawrence I won't even be able to watch the game. 
2416When I go ? 
2417Oh, boy. Don't tell me you changed your mind. 
2418I already sent 'em a cheque. 
2419All right, I assume everyone has found time to complete their poem, 
2420except for Mr Donner, 
2421who has an excuse. 
2422Shaft, lose the glasses. 
2423All right, anyone brave enough to read theirs aloud ? 
2424I will. 
2425Lord, here we go. 
2426"I hate the way you talk to me and the way you cut your hair. 
2427"I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. 
2428"I hate your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind. 
2429"I hate you so much it makes me sick. It even makes me rhyme. 
2430"I hate it... I hate the way you're always right. 
2431"I hate it when you lie. 
2432"I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. 
2433"I hate it when you're not around and the fact that you didn't call. 
2434"But mostly, I hate the way I don't hate you, not even close, 
2435not even a little bit, not even at all." 
2436- Nice, huh ? - A Fender Strat ? 
2437Is it for me ? 
2438Yeah, I thought you could use it, you know, when you start your band. 
2439Besides, I had some extra cash, you know. 
2440Some asshole paid me to take out this really great girl. 
2441Is that right ? 
2442Yeah, but I screwed up. I, um... I fell for her. 
2443Really ? 
2444It's not everyday you find a girl who'll flash someone to get you out of detention. 
2445Oh, God. 
2446You can't just buy me a guitar every time you screw up, you know. 
2447Yeah, I know. 
2448But there's always drums and bass and maybe even one day a tambourine. 
2449And don't just think you can... 
2450I want you to want me 
2451I need you to need me 
2452I'd love you to love me 
2453I'm beggin' you to beg me 
2454Shine up my old brown shoes 
2455I put on a brand-new shirt 
2456I'll get home early from work 
2457If you say that you love me 
2458Didn't I, didn't I didn't I see you cryin' 
2459Oh, didn't I, didn't I didn't I see you cryin' 
2460Feelin' all alone without a friend 
2461You know you feel like dyin' 
2462Oh, didn't I, didn't I didn't I see you cryin' 
2463I want you to want me 
2464I need you to need me 
2465I'd love you to love me 
2466I'm beggin' you to beg me 
2467Shine up my old brown shoes 
2468I put on a brand-new shirt 
2469I'll get home early from work 
2470If you say that you love me 
2471Didn't I, didn't I didn't I see you cryin' 
2472Oh, didn't I, didn't I didn't I see you cryin' 
2473Feelin' all alone without a friend you know you feel like dyin' 
2474Oh, didn't I, didn't I didn't I see you cryin' 
2475Hey ! 
2476Feelin' all alone without a friend you know you feel like dyin' 
2477Oh, didn't I, didn't I didn't I see you cryin' 
2478I want you to want me 
2479I need you to need me 
2480I'd love you to love me 
2481I'm beggin' you to beg me 
2482I want you to want me 
2483I want you to want me 
2484No offence. I know everyone "digs" your sister and all, but, um... 
2485she's without. 
2486You know, you're not as vile as I thought you were. 
2487You suck. 
2488Okay. Let's go ! 
2489You're just messin' with me, aren't you ? 
2490- No, I'm really looking forward to doing it. - Go see Miss Perky. 
2491- What ? - Go. Perky's. Go, now. 
2492Once again. "Perky, now" is the second one. 
2493- Perky's now. Perky's, now. - Right away. 
2494- Now, Perky's. - Hey, hey. 
2495- Now, Perky's. Perky's now. - At the beginning of the shot. 
2496Perk... Oh. 
2497Bianca, let's go. We're all congregating around Mr Cuervo. 
2498Um, I'll see you around, okay ? 
2499Don't worry. There's better for you... 
2500and it's right here. 
2501- Come here. No, I wanted you for so long. - 
2502You messed with the wrong guy, and now you're gonna pay. 
2503You and that little bitch. 
2504All right, that's enough, okay ! You crossed the line. 
2505What, are you kidding me ? 
2506- I'm driving, so I pick the tunes. - And it's my car. 
2507I want some coffee ! 
2508Could I get a prophylactic ? 
2509A prophylactic. Ahhhh. 
2510- Let go ! - How could you set me up like that ? 
2511Oh, God, I just wanted... 
2512To completely damage me, send me to therapy forever ? 
2513- Ow ! No, I just wanted... - Ladies. 
2514- Shall we go to my office ? - Tout de suite ! 
2515Tout de suite ! 
2516Oh, my God ! 
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2520It was the summer of 1916, and Life seemed good. 
2521It was hot. One of the hottest summers on record. 
2522Beach bathing was now aLL the rage. 
2523Bigger than the bicycLe. Even bigger than the horseLess carriage. 
2524Across the ocean, they were fighting a war. 
2525But nobody reaLLy thought we'd get caught up in it. 
2526Right off our coast, German U-boats prowLed the waters, Looking for a kiLL. 
2527But that wasn't our probLem. 
2528New York, PhiLLy, Boston were aLL facing a poLio epidemic. 
2529Mothers were desperate to get their kids out of town to our beaches... 
2530... where the air was fresh and cLean. 
2531Then, out of nowhere, our own LocaL crisis hit. 
2532It took us by surprise... 
2533... and it knocked us for a Loop. 
2534In some, it brought out the best. 
2535In others, weLL.... 
2536That summer was hard. 
2537The hardest of my Life. 
2538It started in JuLy with those hot, sunny days. 
2539If you were anywhere near the Jersey shore, aLL you couLd think about... 
2540... was getting out of the heat and into that cooL, cooL water. 
2541T ake my word for it! I wouldn't lie to you, folks. 
2542I've used it myself. I'd show you my tan, but I'm wearing too many clothes! 
2543Genuine, guaranteed sun-browning lotion! 
2544-And another sale! -Ahoy there, lifeguard! 
2545Yeah, you! 
2546So how many lives have you saved today?. 
2547Hello, Louise. 
2548-All set for a swim, are we, Stan?. -Yeah. You two can smirk all you want... 
2549... but while I'm out here, I'll sell one of these suits. 
2550Why not put on a sandwich board and parade up and down. 
2551You are looking for trouble. 
2552And of what sort?. 
2553Ladies and gentlemen, step right up! Thank you, sir. 
2554Stanley! 
2555Alex, will you please teach your friend here some manners... 
2556-... before the big day arrives?. -I'm afraid it's too late for that. 
2557Hey, boys and girls! This way, please! 
2558Stan, did you come down here to advertise your shop... 
2559... or is there something I can do for you?. 
2560As a matter of fact, he escorted me, Alex. 
2561I need your opinion, if you'd be so kind. 
2562Which one do you like better?. 
2563Stanley won't offer an opinion about anything connected to the wedding. 
2564And I'd value a man's point of view on this one particular thing. 
2565Green. 
2566Goes with your eyes. 
2567-See?. -What?. 
2568Thank you, Alex. I knew you would take me seriously. 
2569And you can keep the cake. 
2570This is your genuine, guaranteed sun-browning lotion! 
2571Sun-browning lotion. That's what I should do. 
2572-Selling snake oil for 2 bits a bottle. -Don't undersell yourself. 
2573You could be the first one with your foot in the door. 
2574The first one to get it slammed on my nose, you mean. 
2575You don't want to be sitting in that chair five years from now. 
2576Take my word for it. I wouldn't lie to you, folks. I've used it myself. 
2577-Look, I've been thinking. -That's a dangerous pastime for you. 
2578No, I was just wondering... 
2579... with our wedding coming up... 
2580... and, well, you know, you and Louise... 
2581Look, Stan, that was a long time ago. I wish only happiness for both of you. 
2582Happiness, and nothing but. 
2583Thanks, Alex. That means a lot. 
2584To both of us. 
2585I'll see you later. 
2586Ladies and gentlemen! 
2587How you doing?. Good to see you. Are you gonna dance?. 
2588Charles, don't be long. We have to dress for dinner. 
2589Relax, Mother. There's loads of time. Why don't you come in?. 
2590All of you! 
2591-Easy there! -So sorry. 
2592-There's a lot of children around here. -Sure. Sure. 
2593-How is it past the breakers?. -It's rough in spots. 
2594I meant the temperature. I can handle the undertow. 
2595Well, it's cold. It'll sap your strength faster than you think. 
2596Thanks for your concern. 
2597Come on! 
2598Hey, come on! You wanna swim?. 
2599All right. I'm gonna have to ask you to take this little social hour elsewhere. 
2600-See you, Danny. -See you later. 
2601Chitchat's all right, but you can't let it develop. 
2602Besides being a distraction, it's unprofessional. 
2603I had it covered, I really did. 
2604Old man, gray hair, swimming goggles, 80 yards out, where'd he go?. 
2605Crossed into my zone about two minutes ago. He's coming in now. 
2606It's all about concentration. 
2607You can't afford distractions and be effective at this job. 
2608Here. Something to keep you going. 
2609What's...?. What's the...?. 
2610Hello, Mother! 
2611Charles, be careful! 
2612-Don't go out too far! -He's fine. 
2613Sandy! 
2614Sandy! 
2615Come on! 
2616Come on! 
2617Look at them all in the water. Isn't this a perfect setting?. 
2618Help! 
2619-Help! -Danny! 
2620Help! 
2621Hang on! I got you! 
2622Hang on! Hang on there, buddy! 
2623-Come on, guys, get him out! -Charles! 
2624Grab his legs! Grab his legs! 
2625-Get him out! That's it! -Keep that leg up. 
2626Get him on the beach! 
2627-What happened?. -I don't know! Get his leg up! 
2628-Can you hear me?. -Oh, my God! 
2629-Find a doctor! -He'll bleed to death if we don't wrap it! 
2630That's it! Come on, keep his leg down! 
2631Hurry up! Let's get to the hotel! 
2632-Picking him up! -Come on, let's go! 
2633Get some help! 
2634Clear the way! Clear the way! 
2635-Look out! -Coming through! 
2636Stop the traffic! Stop the traffic! 
2637Gotta get that blanket on him! 
2638-Clear the way! -Look at that! 
2639-Move! Let's get him to the couch! -Set him on the couch! 
2640Doctor! Where's the doctor?. 
2641-Doctor! -Yes. 
2642-He's lost a lot of blood! -All right. 
2643Step back. Step back. All right. Just elevate this leg. 
2644Put the pressure right there. 
2645I'd like you to meet the lifeguard who pulled young Vansant out of the water. 
2646Good job, son. 
2647-Thank you, sir. -Alex... 
2648... Mr. Meehan is the New Jersey Commissioner of Fisheries. 
2649-He'd like to ask you a few questions. -Of course. 
2650Just got back from the morgue. Sight must've given you a shock. 
2651The Vansants have been coming to our hotel since Charles was a boy. 
2652I couldn't have felt worse if I'd lost one of my own. 
2653I spoke with Mrs. Vansant briefly. Please, sit down. 
2654As you can imagine, under the circumstances... 
2655... she wasn't able to help us much. 
2656Now, is it true you told the coroner it was a shark attack?. 
2657Yes, sir. 
2658Did you see a shark yourself?. 
2659No, but I did see what it was doing. It was... 
2660Did you actually see, with your own eyes... 
2661... something you could positively identify as being a shark?. 
2662Well, no, sir, but... 
2663Well, how did you come to the conclusion that it was one?. 
2664Well, the man had a huge bite taken out of his leg. 
2665-What do you think it was?. -What I think is unimportant. 
2666I have to take an analytical approach. Work with facts. 
2667-All kinds of predators out there. -Ones that attack like that?. 
2668I'm not just talking about animal life. We've got German U-boats. 
2669In these very waters. I wouldn't even completely rule out an errant torpedo. 
2670-A torpedo?. -Alex... 
2671... Mr. Meehan's simply trying to do his job. 
2672All right, I'm sorry, but whatever it was... 
2673... you are gonna close the beach, at least until you know for sure?. 
2674-Aren't you?. -I only control this little piece right here. 
2675But so far, Mr. Meehan doesn't think a closing is warranted. 
2676There's never been an unprovoked shark attack here. Not in my lifetime. 
2677It's a scientific fact. Killer sharks won't swim inshore. 
2678-But suppose one did. -Supposing one did. 
2679It would have been a freak occurrence. Is that right?. 
2680-Whatever did that.... -Would be well on its way back out. 
2681-But what if...?. What if it...?. -Alex, nobody's asking you... 
2682... to take this on your shoulders. 
2683We'll make sure this gets the attention it deserves. 
2684-Hi, Alex! -Hey, boys! 
2685How was the water today?. 
2686-It was a bit rough. -Well, maybe it'll be nicer tomorrow. 
2687-Yeah, I hope so. -See you. 
2688-Hey, Lester. -Yeah?. 
2689-Catch one for me?. -I'll try. 
2690Hey, Alex! Got some fish for you! 
2691What's the matter?. Did you get fired?. 
2692-Guess you didn't hear about the attack. -Yes, that I did. 
2693-Was it you that pulled him in?. -Yeah. 
2694It takes a mighty brave man to go into the water... 
2695... when he knows he's sharing it with a shark. 
2696-How did you know it was a shark?. -That's what the scuttlebutt has. 
2697-You were there. Was it a shark?. -Well, I didn't actually see it. 
2698But you saw its work, right?. You saw the bite?. 
2699-Yeah, I saw the bites. -How big?. 
2700That's a big one, all right. 
2701You know, there's a warm current coming in... 
2702... from the south and the east. 
2703It probably pulled in something like a bull, perhaps a tiger. 
2704The man from Fish and Game said a shark wouldn't attack a swimmer. 
2705That shark didn't read the same book as the Fish and Game man. 
2706See, sharks don't think like us. But believe me... 
2707... when that was happening... 
2708... everything made perfect sense to that shark. 
2709Alex, are you all right?. 
2710They left the beach open. 
2711They used to say if ever your dog got hold of a chicken, you'd have to shoot it. 
2712Because once it got a taste for poultry... 
2713... it would keep wanting more. 
2714Hey! Hey, Alex, how are you situated?. 
2715The fish ain't biting right at the moment... 
2716... and this old shark is just starving to death. 
2717Starving, my foot. You're just thirsty. 
2718Well, that too. 
2719And thirsting to death is even worse. 
2720You're a good boy. 
2721-Come out of that water with 1 0 toes?. -Last time I checked. 
2722If you can stay like that till the end of summer, you'll be ahead of the game. 
2723Thanks, Cap. 
2724Alex! 
2725-Afternoon, Alex! -Afternoon! 
2726-Hi, boys. -Hi, Alex! 
2727Giving you a little more width this time around. 
2728It's very much the modern look. 
2729I think it works nicely. 
2730-Well, well, the man of the hour. -Mr. Mayor. 
2731-Alex, we heard. Are you all right?. -I'm fine. Finish what you were doing. 
2732We're finished. Right, Stanley?. 
2733Yes, sir. Unless there's anything else you require?. 
2734No, no. Fine piece of work. 
2735Did they find out what caused the accident?. 
2736Not certain, but possibly a shark. 
2737It's a pity about that boy. 
2738-I understand he was from a good family. -I'll have it ready Thursday. 
2739-Perfect. -Now, how about that second suit?. 
2740-Well.... -Twenty percent off. 
2741Light imported wool. 
2742With this hot spell we've been having.... 
2743Stanley, you're a go-getter. No one can deny that. 
2744Mr. Mayor?. 
2745If you knew for sure it was a shark, and it was all up to you... 
2746... would you close the beach?. 
2747Well... 
2748... I can't really say, Alex. 
2749I guess I'd leave it to the experts. 
2750Did you hear the A's beat the Red Sox?. 
2751Boston's gotta let somebody slip through once in a while. 
2752Alex, keep up the good work. 
2753You sure you're all right?. 
2754A man up and dies, maybe from a shark attack, and you get going on baseball?. 
2755I didn't wanna put him on the spot right here in my shop. 
2756-He's the mayor. -That's his job! 
2757Okay, okay. But settle down. 
2758You don't just walk into a concert hall and yell "fire" unless you're damn sure. 
2759-Did you forget who's coming to town?. -What's that got to do with anything?. 
2760Woodrow Wilson, president of the United States, Alex. 
2761He could have his vacation anywhere, but he comes to his home state. Why?. 
2762T o help promote this sea-bathing craze. 
2763The hotel you work at wasn't even there when we were kids, remember?. 
2764Just look at Matawan. 
2765Now it's a real town. You could tear all that down... 
2766... by speaking too soon about something you're not 1 00 percent sure of. 
2767What if it happens again?. 
2768You know, I hope you run for office someday. I'd vote for you. 
2769-It's not just about good business, is it?. -That's not what I meant. 
2770Doesn't a man still have to stand for something?. 
2771Alex, don't go away mad. 
2772I'll see you later. 
2773Change. 
2774Industrial development has come so rapidly... 
2775... that it has created a world far different... 
2776... than that which we were born into. 
2777But as one frontier closes... 
2778... so another new frontier has opened. 
2779And yet America has never been better equipped... 
2780... to march towards this new frontier... 
2781... with courage, ingenuity... 
2782... but above all, a commitment to making this world a more humane place. 
2783And so I say to you, my fellow Americans, do not fear this change. 
2784Life as we know it will endure. 
2785America will continue to prosper. 
2786Our shores will be safe from war. 
2787Alex. 
2788-Thanks for coming. -It's okay, Mr. Engle. 
2789-A great man, our president. -Yes, sir. 
2790We'll let the Germans and the French fight. He'll keep us out of the war. 
2791Look, son, I want you to know... 
2792... I've been on Commissioner Meehan's back. 
2793He just telephoned to let me know they've been talking with all the experts. 
2794Big museums in New York and such. 
2795-Yes, sir?. -They're all saying the same thing. 
2796Assuming it was an attack from a shark... 
2797... there's absolutely no chance of it ever happening again. 
2798A freak occurrence. One in a million. 
2799That's good science, son. Something you can rely on. 
2800Yes, sir. 
2801Thanks for letting me know. 
2802-I guess I'll see you tomorrow. -No day off?. 
2803I'd just as soon get back on the job, if it's all the same to you. 
2804Of course. Of course. Good man. 
2805Alex. 
2806Louise. 
2807I'm so glad to see you. I was worried. 
2808It must have been so awful. 
2809I'm fine. Thanks. 
2810Stanley told me what you said, your good wishes for us. 
2811I meant it. 
2812I really hope you're getting what you want. 
2813Of course it's what I want. 
2814So everything turned out for the best. 
2815-That's right. -We looked at each other and agreed. 
2816It wasn't meant to be. 
2817Have you ever... 
2818... had any second thoughts?. 
2819That's not a fair question. 
2820Suppose I had. 
2821Louise. 
2822What about you?. 
2823-What about me what?. -You know what. 
2824The question is no more fair when you ask it. 
2825Fair enough. 
2826He's a good catch, Louise. 
2827You made the right choice. 
2828You're a dear friend. 
2829I hope it will be for always. 
2830The day after CharLes Vansant was buried... 
2831... six days after the attack, the trains were fuLL. 
2832The hoteLs were booked and the beaches were packed. 
2833What happened to Vansant couLd never happen again. 
2834StiLL, most peopLe did LittLe more than get their feet wet. 
2835Looks like you' re slowing down a bit. 
2836Wouldn't surprise me. I'm out of practice. 
2837-Will you try again?. -T ry what?. 
2838The Olympics. What else?. 
2839First, they have to end the war or they'll keep canceling the damn thing. 
2840Second, it's not like I would've made the team. 
2841Sounds like you're still upset about it. 
2842-How old are you?. -Nineteen. 
2843Well, I'm not 1 9 anymore, and I'm still out here on this beach. 
2844And being in the Olympics... 
2845... even if it was a tryout, it would have at least been something. 
2846-Damn! -What?. 
2847Those boys are out too far. No, no, no. No whistles. Everyone's too jittery. 
2848They're in Kirkwood's zone. Go tell him to swim out and bring them in closer. 
2849-I'll take care of it. -All right. 
2850Be careful. 
2851Hey, fellas! 
2852-You've drifted too far out. -We're good swimmers. 
2853-We got the tube! -You need to be closer to shore. 
2854-Come on. -Okay, I'll tell you what. 
2855I'll race you to shore, and you can have a head start. 
2856All right! 
2857Come on! 
2858Did you say something?. 
2859Swim fast! Straight to shore! Just keep going! 
2860Hurry! Everybody out of the water! Out of the water, now! 
2861Kirkwood, get the boat! 
2862Get out of the water! 
2863Out of the water! Get out of the water! 
2864Everyone out of the water! Get out of the water! 
2865Come on, let's go! 
2866Let's go! 
2867There he is! Row faster! 
2868-Danny! -Danny! 
2869-Get him up! -Come on, get him up! 
2870Danny, Danny! 
2871Come on, stay with us, Danny! Stay with us! 
2872-Do you see anything?. -No. 
2873-Danny! -You'll be okay. 
2874Stay with us. You're gonna be okay. 
2875You're gonna be okay. 
2876Stay with us. 
2877Danny. Danny. 
2878Alex, for God's sake, son. 
2879Good science, Mr. Engle?. 
2880-Isn't that what you called it?. -Calm down... 
2881No chance of it happening again?. Isn't that what the experts said?. 
2882Nobody should've been in that water. Nobody! 
2883-Alex, all of us are upset. -Will you do one thing for me?. 
2884Go take your good science and your no-chance-of-it-happening-again... 
2885... and you explain it all to Danny Bruder's family! 
2886Extra, extra! Killer shark attacks again! Read all about it! 
2887Reward offered! Extra, extra! Killer shark! 
2888Extra, extra! Killer shark attacks again! Read all about it! 
2889Read all about the killer shark! 
2890Killer shark attacks again! Extra, extra! 
2891Good afternoon. I'm Frederick Lucas, director of the museum... 
2892... and I'm joined today by Dr. John Nichols, our resident ichthyologist. 
2893As you're aware, the federal government and the state of New Jersey... 
2894... have asked us to conduct an investigation... 
2895... into the recent shark attacks in New Jersey. 
2896Didn't you two publish an article stating that sharks are never aggressive... 
2897... and that a shark attack on humans is not scientifically possible?. 
2898The article you cite was not quite as unambiguous as you portray it. 
2899Nevertheless, you can imagine... 
2900... how concerned and intrigued we are... 
2901... as we watch science turn another page. 
2902What can you say to the 30 mayors along the Jersey shore... 
2903... trying to allay the fears of panicked vacationers?. 
2904I'll hand that one off to Dr. Nichols, who will conduct the investigation. John. 
2905We continue to believe that another attack is highly unlikely. 
2906However, caution is always in order. Or perhaps I should say "precaution. " 
2907How do you plan on protecting the public?. 
2908You're aware of the steel fences... 
2909... that are being installed in the water at Asbury Park and other shore resorts. 
2910We feel this is an adequate response to restore confidence in the community. 
2911-Any other questions?. -Sir, over here, sir! 
2912So, Murphy, are you coming or not?. 
2913I don't like New Jersey. It's hot down there. 
2914Oh, and it's not hot here?. 
2915We'll be near the water. I know a chap who's got a boat. 
2916With a motor. 
2917All right, but just promise me it doesn't involve any dangerous animals, will you?. 
2918It'll be an adventure, Murphy. 
2919A very profitable adventure. 
2920-Give me it! Give me it! Come on! -You gotta catch me! 
2921Then what?. 
2922He was running down this way. Running like hell. 
2923Where the hell have you been the last two days?. 
2924-We've been worried sick about you. -I'm sorry. I needed a little breather. 
2925You dress down your boss, quit your job and you take off?. 
2926There was a matter about shark attacks. I think you heard about them. 
2927All right. 
2928Look, you have my undying support on the principle of the thing. 
2929It took some sand to quit, and I admire you for that. 
2930-There's a "but" in there somewhere. -Alex, you don't think about the future. 
2931Something like this could hurt you. 
2932Suppose you wanted to set up a business. 
2933The sun-browning thing, or.... I don't know. 
2934-What are you driving at?. -I could talk to Mr. Engle. 
2935I'm sure he'd take you back. 
2936-Would you please kindly tell me...?. -Damn it, it looks like you chickened out. 
2937That's what it looks like, huh?. 
2938-That what you think?. -I didn't say that. 
2939I can't respect a man who'd put people's lives in danger... 
2940... to keep his business open. I don't intend to work for one. 
2941I don't give a damn how it looks to you or anyone else on this earth! 
2942-Alex, I hear you're looking for a job. -I need a bigger town. 
2943Hey, hey. Steady on, now. Steady on. 
2944-Hey, barman?. -Yeah, Cap?. 
2945-Give us a drink here. -Coming up. 
2946It's all right. I'm buying. I'm buying. 
2947Listen, I got a job. 
2948Gonna put up a big fence to stop those big fish... 
2949... with sharp teeth from nibbling those bathers. 
2950Consequently, I'm in the market for a first mate. 
2951Such a man should be strong of arm, have no brains whatsoever... 
2952... and above all, must be able to hold his liquor. 
2953You got the fence there?. 
2954-You got it?. -Yeah. 
2955-That's it. -All right. 
2956As soon as we've got this section in, I'm gonna catch us all fish for supper, huh?. 
2957While you're at it, why not catch the shark. There's a reward. 
2958Notice you said "the" shark, instead of "a" shark. 
2959Most people assume it's just one. 
2960-Like a mad dog. -And what if they're wrong?. 
2961There are more sharks out there this year than ever. 
2962Warm tide bringing them in. 
2963What if they're just in the mood to bite?. 
2964It happens to other fish. Why not them?. 
2965Well, whichever it is, it won't be happening on this beach anymore. 
2966Amen to that. 
2967Okay, it's the usual drill. We move as fast as we can, stay close to me. 
2968If you see anything, don't panic. Just sing out and swim for the ladder. 
2969-All right?. Let's go. -Yes, sir. 
2970-Did you get it tight?. -Yeah. 
2971-You ready?. -Yeah. 
2972-What?. What?. -I think I saw something. 
2973-What?. -A shark. 
2974I don't see no damn shark. 
2975Get them out of the water. 
2976Come on, swim, you devils. Come on. 
2977Come on. Come on. Swim to the boat! 
2978Come on, come on, swim for your lives! 
2979Come on, all of you. Quick. 
2980Quick. Move it. Move it. 
2981Come on, Alex. Come onboard. Come on. Come on. 
2982-Good boy. -They all in?. 
2983-Yes. -Hey, Vic, you got grazed. 
2984Hold on. 
2985-You son of a... -Hey, hey, hey, Vic. Hey! 
2986Belay that. 
2987If any man here does not have the stomach... 
2988... nor the steadiness of hand for what we do, go home now. 
2989Otherwise, take five minutes and we're back to work. 
2990Get that covered. 
2991Don't wanna be in the water with that, eh?. Well done. 
2992Well done, boys. Well done. Well done. 
2993Look. There it is right there. 
2994All right, I've come all this way with you. 
2995Now, will you tell me what you're cooking up?. 
2996I just wanna walk around for a bit, take it in. It's so exciting, all these people. 
2997The sea, the sun. It's good for you. 
2998Aren't you interested in beach bathing?. 
2999It sounds mighty dangerous to me. 
3000Are you aware of the fact they've had shark attacks here?. 
3001-Now you' re getting the idea. -What?. 
3002No. No. No. 
3003-No. No. No. -Murphy. 
3004Come on, I'll buy you a beer. 
3005All right. 
3006Mr. Fisher. Mr. Fisher. Come play. Please come play. 
3007-Please, play ball?. -I don't know, fellas. I'm kind of tired. 
3008But the other team has Mr. Burlew, and we need a grown-up too. 
3009-And you're not half bad. -Lester. 
3010-Mom. -Lester. Mr. Fisher's a busy man. 
3011I'm sure you boys can find someone else to play. 
3012Mrs. Stillwell, I was just about to say yes. 
3013As long as I get to be on your son's team. 
3014-Oh, my gosh, let's go. -Yeah, let's go. 
3015-Okey-dokey, who's our best fielder?. -Right here. 
3016You guys have been practicing. Again, highballs. 
3017Very good. We're ready to lead. Out into the outfield. 
3018-Over here. Over here, Alex. -Throw it here. 
3019-Hey, throw it back. -Alex, right here. 
3020-Hi, Stan. -Hi, Alex. 
3021Well, I'm just gonna clean these, put them on a plate. Plenty for you, Stan. 
3022Thanks, Cap. Rain check?. 
3023I'll meet you in there, Cap. 
3024-Oh, I'm sorry... -I didn't mean to... 
3025-Are we gonna play yet?. -I'll meet you at the field in a minute. 
3026See you. 
3027-Sorry I spilled beer on you. -Yeah, I smelled like a saloon. 
3028It took a lot of explaining to Louise. 
3029-I know you meant well. -It wasn't my place to judge. 
3030I got to thinking about what you went through out there on that damn beach. 
3031-Stan, I sent Danny Bruder out there. -Hey. 
3032You were doing your job. And he was doing his. 
3033-Yeah, but he... -Same if it was the other way around. 
3034Danny wouldn't want you to put yourself through all this. 
3035Yeah. 
3036Yeah. 
3037Thanks. 
3038Now... 
3039... time is running out. 
3040-Come in tomorrow, I'll cut you a suit. -I couldn't accept. 
3041I gotta have my best man looking his best. 
3042Is tomorrow good for you, knuckleball?. 
3043I'll check my appointments, spitball. 
3044-I never threw a spitball in my life. -I don't know about that. 
3045Oh, yeah. 
3046Losing your touch there, spitball. 
3047Welcome, Dr. Nichols. May I take your bag?. 
3048Thank you. I'll keep this one. It's just the other three, thank you. 
3049-Dr. Nichols. What kind of shark is it?. -Is there just one?. 
3050The museum has no statement to make now. 
3051-Is the president going swimming here?. -I would have no idea. 
3052Good afternoon. Suite 44, please. 
3053-Here you are. -Oh, thanks, Eddie. 
3054My pleasure. Bring your catch in here any time. 
3055Here you are. 
3056Thanks, Cap. 
3057Pardon me. I'm looking for Mr. Treadmont. 
3058-Oh, yes, he's right over there. -Alex. 
3059Good evening. I'm John Nichols. 
3060Ichthyologist with the Museum of Natural History in New York. 
3061-Good evening. Could I have a moment?. -Sure. 
3062Just let me get these plates out of the way, eh?. 
3063-What kind of "ologist" did you say?. -Ichthyologist. I'm a fish man. 
3064-Please, have a seat. -Oh, thank you. 
3065I'm here about the shark attacks. 
3066Well, I don't know how much help I can be to you, Mr. Nichols. 
3067I really didn't see that much. 
3068I was under the impression you saw both attacks. 
3069Well, a lot of people nowhere near the place... 
3070... can give you all kinds of gory eyewitness details. 
3071I was too busy saving those boys to pay much mind to the shark. 
3072I understand, but you probably saw more than you think. 
3073Now, in your statement... 
3074... you said that young Mr. Bruder was struck numerous times?. 
3075Yes, sir, I did see that. 
3076With great force?. 
3077As I understand it, Mr. Bruder's legs were never recovered. 
3078Now, did you see them during the attack?. 
3079I'm upsetting you. I'm.... 
3080I'm sorry. 
3081I'm here for several days. Perhaps we could talk again?. 
3082Yeah. I'm pretty easy to find. 
3083Mr. Nichols?. 
3084Just what does an ichthyologist do?. 
3085Study fish. Talk about fish. Write about fish. 
3086-And you went to school for this?. -Perhaps more than I should have. 
3087Better to be in the water with the fish, huh?. 
3088Yeah, except when the big ones bite. 
3089There is that. 
3090Thanks for your time. 
3091On JuLy 12th, 1916, the sun rose at 5:37 a.m. 
3092The GuLf Stream continued its fLow inshore, warming the waters. 
3093-Morning, matey. -Hey, Cap. 
3094-Getting a kind of early start, aren't you?. -Well... 
3095... gotta get back before it gets too hot. 
3096Got a steady job, a new first mate. 
3097-Might not be bad. You want some?. -No, thanks. Gotta get to work. 
3098-Catch me a couple for lunch, will you?. -Be my pleasure. 
3099Those fish will be biting today. 
3100-Dad?. -Yes, son?. 
3101-Can I go swimming after work?. -Sure. 
3102By 8:00, it was aLready hot and humid. 
3103The peopLe of Matawan went to work, ran their businesses... 
3104... took care of their kids. 
3105-Have a good day, son. -Y eah. Thanks, Dad. 
3106Just Like they aLways did. 
3107By 9, it was cLear. It was gonna be a reaL scorcher. 
3108-Morning, Frank. -A good day for the beach. 
3109-Frank, you look confused. -Sometimes I am confused, Stanley. 
3110Well, remember, you arrest the bad guys and you cut the customers' hair. 
3111-Not the other way around. -Thanks, brother. 
3112Never gotten it backwards yet. 
3113Thank God. 
3114With the heat rising, the foLks from the cities forgot about sharks... 
3115... and headed for the beaches in record numbers. 
3116It was now 12 days since the first attack. 
3117It's lunchtime, everybody. It's lunch. 
3118-Hey, Lester. -Hey, fellas. 
3119-You look hot. -Y eah. I am hot. 
3120I'm burning up. 
3121You know what you can do about that, don't you?. 
3122Yeah, I wish, but I can't. 
3123Eight feet?. An 8-foot boat, Michael?. 
3124Why, a shark could bite that in half without trying. 
3125We will not hunt with that. 
3126We're just gonna scout around in it, just see what we can see. 
3127You can do as you please. I'm on the next train out of here. 
3128Murphy! 
3129I am disappointed in you. 
3130Now, do I know animals?. 
3131We're gonna go out there, take a look... 
3132... then I can bring the fishing boat. I've got a sixth sense about these things. 
3133Eight feet, Michael. 
3134I hope you get back all right. 
3135Hey. 
3136You're a long way from home, aren't you?. 
3137Good God. 
3138-Hello?. -Yeah. Give me the chief of police. 
3139-Frank, for you. -HeLLo? HeLLo? 
3140HeLLo? HeLLo? 
3141-Mulsoff. -Yeah. Yeah. Hey, Frank? Frank? 
3142-Slow down. Who's talking?. -A shark. 
3143It's Cap. It's Cap, Frank. Listen, listen, there's a... 
3144There's a live shark heading up the crick. 
3145A shark, you say?. 
3146That's right. I'm at Matawan Bridge, I Looked down... 
3147... there's a large shark, and he's heading up the crick. 
3148-In the crick?. -Come on, I'm serious, Frank. 
3149Now, do something about it. 
3150You'd have a better chance of seeing an elephant cooling off there than a shark. 
3151Frank, listen to me. Frank?. Frank?. 
3152Frank?. Damn it! 
3153-Slow down, Cap. Slow down. -Listen, I'm gonna need your boat. 
3154-I need your boat. -Will you listen to me?. 
3155Hey, come on, guys. Are we swimming or what?. 
3156How much longer, Lester?. 
3157-Well, I usually don't get off until 3:00. -Three o'clock?. 
3158-Come on, guys. We'll go without him. -Yeah. 
3159-Lester?. -Yes, sir?. 
3160By my count, you've put on 1 00 handles so far. 
3161Yes, sir. 
3162Well, I'm afraid I might get overstocked. 
3163I believe you better knock off early today. 
3164Yes, sir. Thanks, Dad. 
3165-Yeah, Lester. Come on. -Come on, let's go, guys. 
3166-This is great. -Hey, boys. 
3167You keep away from the water. There's a shark in here. 
3168There's a shark. Now, you listen to me. 
3169Keep out, or I'll tell your dad and he'll whop you. 
3170Crazy old man. 
3171Let's go. 
3172-Race you. -Come on, let's go. 
3173-Get to the water. -Got it. 
3174-Come on, you guys. -All right, I'm going in. 
3175-Come on in, it's great. -Come on. 
3176Shark! Shark! There's a shark in the crick! 
3177There's a shark in the crick. Don't go near the water! 
3178Get your children out. There's a shark in the crick! 
3179Oh, he's drunk. 
3180Shark! Shark! 
3181-Everybody out! -Lester, get out of the water! 
3182-Shark, Lester. Shark! -Get out! 
3183-Shark! -Lester! 
3184-Shark. -I have to get out?. 
3185Oh, my God! 
3186Get out! 
3187Get out! Everybody out! Shark! 
3188-Shark! -Lester! 
3189-Somebody help! -Shark! Shark! 
3190-Lester's in the crick! -He's in the crick! 
3191-Oh, my God. -I better have a look. 
3192-Where's Lester?. -Come on. 
3193-For God's sake, let's go. -In the water. 
3194-Red?. -Stan?. What's going on?. 
3195-Lester's in trouble down at the crick. -He's in the crick. 
3196Okay, guys, we gotta be careful. If the yardmaster spots us, he'll run us off. 
3197What will he do to us?. 
3198-They said it was a shark. -Oh, come on, Red. 
3199-We're almost four miles upriver. -There's blood out there. 
3200Hit his head on a rock?. 
3201Or he started vomiting or something. Oh, my God. 
3202How long has he been under?. 
3203Nothing. 
3204Alex! Alex! 
3205-Shark in the crick! -What the hell are you talking about?. 
3206We got a damn shark in the crick. Get onboard. 
3207-It's okay. -Not yet. We'll go in a minute. 
3208All right, a little more. 
3209-Keep going, fellas. All the way. -Unroll it. 
3210-Right across. -Frank. 
3211What's all this about?. 
3212The current will take the boy right out to sea if we don't catch him in something. 
3213-Anything?. -No. 
3214Careful! 
3215What the hell?. 
3216Oh, my God. 
3217That's all for me. 
3218I'm getting out of here. 
3219Stan?. Stan?. 
3220You'd better get out. 
3221You all right?. 
3222Get him a towel, please. 
3223Do something! 
3224Somebody get a gun! 
3225Stanley! 
3226Hit him. 
3227-Grab him, quick. -Come on, buddy. Come on. 
3228You there, get ready to take this one ashore. 
3229Let's get some help over here. 
3230Excuse me, please. Excuse me. 
3231-This man is going into shock. -Stay with me, Stan. 
3232-Stanley! -Stay with me, buddy. 
3233Come on, buddy. 
3234You're gonna be all right. You're gonna be all right. 
3235-We need to get him to a hospital. -Stay with me, buddy. 
3236Shark! Shark! Headed downstream. 
3237-There it is. Get your rifle. -Get some dynamite. 
3238-Louise, you stay here. -Get him off. 
3239Careful, now. 
3240-How long to Asbury Park?. -Forty minutes nonstop. This is a local. 
3241-Not anymore. Is the track clear?. -Just got it clear. 
3242It's against regulation. 
3243My best friend will die if we don't get to a hospital. 
3244-I'm sorry... -My friend will die. 
3245This train is gonna be in Asbury Park in 30 minutes, with you driving or me. 
3246There you go. 
3247Come on! 
3248Stay there. Shark! 
3249-Shark in the water. -Hey, stop splashing me. 
3250Shark! 
3251Hey, stop it. 
3252Shark in the water! Shark! Shark in the water! 
3253-Shark! Get out of there! -What?. 
3254-Shark in the water! -What's she saying?. 
3255Get out of there! 
3256-Shark! -Where?. 
3257Get out of the water! 
3258Get out of the water! 
3259-Come on. -Joseph! Joe! 
3260Joseph! 
3261Come on! 
3262Hold on. 
3263-Joe. Joe. -Hold on. 
3264Joseph! Hold on! 
3265-Joseph! -Hold on. 
3266Joseph, hold on! 
3267Hey, grab him. Hold on to that boy. Hold on to him. 
3268Hold him tight. Hold him, boys. Hold him. 
3269-Joseph. Joe. Joe. -Thank goodness. 
3270Come here, boy. Come here, boy. 
3271-Joe. -Here, boy. 
3272Joseph. 
3273All right. You'll be all right. You guys okay?. 
3274-Yeah. -Go get help, quick. 
3275You'll be all right, lad. You'll be all right. 
3276-Alex. -I'm here, Stan. 
3277I found Lester. 
3278I know. 
3279I found Lester. 
3280With four peopLe kiLLed in 12 days... 
3281... and young Joe Dunn fighting for his Life... 
3282... the shark cLaimed yet another victim... 
3283... the beach towns. 
3284Business was dying. 
3285It seemed Like the whoLe country had gone shark mad. 
3286Lester's body stiLL hadn't been found. But not for Lack of trying. 
3287Everyone either wanted to kiLL the shark... 
3288-Hold it, ladies. -... or make a buck off of it. 
3289Good. 
3290The circus was in town. 
3291This is the real shark, ladies and gentlemen. 
3292Morning. 
3293Do you have a plan for killing this monster?. 
3294As tempting as that sounds, sir, that is simply not my main concern here. 
3295It wasn't just the experts and the fakes. 
3296But good peopLe got drawn up in it too. 
3297Look closely, but don't put your hands near the jaws. 
3298For even in death, they have been known to take a man's hand off. 
3299-How long did it take you to land her?. -Hard to tell. 
3300Time plays tricks when you're fighting for your life. 
3301-How are you sure this one's the killer?. -Because when I hauled her aboard... 
3302... a lump of human flesh and bone fell out of her mouth. 
3303Yeah. Well, that's about all we got time for for this group, I'm afraid. 
3304Thank you very much. Move along. The next group now, please. 
3305-Thank you very much. -Very good, sir. 
3306-Good evening. -Good evening. 
3307I'm wondering if there's any messages. 
3308Alex. 
3309I'm going shark hunting, Dr. Nichols... 
3310... and I'd appreciate it if you could tell me what I'm looking for. 
3311I think what you're after... 
3312... is a great white shark. 
3313Have you got a minute?. 
3314It's one of nature's marvels. Carcharodon carcharias. 
3315The biter with jagged teeth. 
3316There were creatures not unlike it in the age of the dinosaurs. 
3317You know, it can grow to be 20 feet or more. 
3318The ones I saw weren't anywhere near that big. 
3319My examination of the victims' wounds confirms that. 
3320It's a juvenile, if it is a great white. 
3321I haven't ruled out the possibility of a bull shark. 
3322The fact that it went up the creek. 
3323Bulls can survive in fresh water. 
3324Lake Nicaragua, up the Zambezi in Africa. 
3325How do I find it?. 
3326We've been wrong about so much... 
3327... but my guess is it's a rogue that followed the current inshore... 
3328... found a new source of protein, marked out its territory. 
3329It's still in the bay. 
3330I'd look where it's already been successful. 
3331Successful. 
3332You sure I can't talk you into coming with me?. 
3333Well, when the Museum of Natural History goes on a shark hunt, Alex... 
3334... or any other kind of hunt, it must do it in a.... 
3335A certain way. 
3336So I, unfortunately, must decline. 
3337Well, I appreciate your time, Dr. Nichols. 
3338Alex?. 
3339If you're determined to go ahead with this, please be careful. 
3340Don't do it on your own. The great white is highly aggressive. 
3341It will attack willfully and with astonishing force. 
3342I know. 
3343Hey, wait up. 
3344Afternoon, Eddie. I'm looking for Cap. 
3345-Haven't seen him. -Hello, Alex. 
3346I'm sorry about your friend. 
3347-You're the doctor. -No. 
3348Just a Good Samaritan... 
3349... who, in the course of his profession, gained experience in traumatic injury. 
3350What profession would that be?. 
3351I'm a.... 
3352A trainer of dangerous animals... 
3353... at the Barnum &amp; Bailey Circus. And a taxidermist. Michael Schleisser. 
3354Please, take a seat. 
3355-So you're a lion tamer?. -And other beasts. 
3356I train them... 
3357... hunt them, speak to them and stuff them if they misbehave. 
3358-And you're here for the shark?. -Maybe. 
3359That all depends on my mood when I wake up in the morning. 
3360If I said you were going after the shark, would I be correct?. 
3361I suppose you would. 
3362-What do you know about sharks?. -Little. But it doesn't matter. 
3363I have a feel for animals. I can't explain it. 
3364Let me guess. 
3365You want the shark... 
3366... but it's not about the money. 
3367You do realize there is a reward?. 
3368Oh, I do. But you're right, it's not about the money. 
3369So you're seeking either fame or revenge. 
3370You see, Alex, revenge implies a debt. 
3371You owe someone. Maybe a couple of someones. 
3372And you'd pay with the predator's life or with your own. 
3373You don't really care which way it goes... 
3374... which makes you the most dangerous predator of them all. 
3375If this shark could be talked to death... 
3376... you'd sure be the one to do it. 
3377There was a moment when I.... 
3378I thought we might be able to help one another, Alex. 
3379But I believe that you would be a danger to me... 
3380... and to yourself, I might add. 
3381Mr. Schleisser, I just don't wanna see anybody else get killed. 
3382You gonna hang that thing up there until it rots?. 
3383That thing, as you call it, made me a pretty bundle today. 
3384You went out and caught it on a line, huh?. 
3385Well, I guess that means you made the water safe for us all. 
3386All right. All right. 
3387What did you do, go out and buy that thing?. 
3388A few miles up the coast. 
3389Paid a couple of dollars. 
3390Damn it, can't a man try to make a buck out of the situation?. 
3391Look, Alex... 
3392... I wanted to go after the killer, and I knew you did too. 
3393Especially after Stan. 
3394But you... You see... You see, you get all... 
3395... heated up and go after revenge and that devil gets you... 
3396What are you saying, you did this for me?. 
3397-I won't say I didn't. -Four people are dead. 
3398The boy you pulled out of the crick is barely hanging on. 
3399If people think it's safe to go in the water now... 
3400I know that! 
3401You gotta come clean before somebody else gets hurt. 
3402T omorrow morning, you gotta go into that town and tell them. 
3403You know what they think of me?. 
3404I was warning them, they were laughing. 
3405I know, and that was wrong, Cap! But you turned out to be right. 
3406No, no, no. 
3407I'd sooner die than face them. 
3408Well... 
3409... there's only one good way I can think of to avoid that. 
3410Damn you, boy. 
3411You're twice as smart as a revenue man, and three times as devious. 
3412Get your gear and come onboard. 
3413Well, this is all fine and dandy. 
3414If we don't get ourselves killed by your damn shark. 
3415-It's not my damn shark. -Take the helm a second. 
3416Here, hold her steady on that course. 
3417Think like a shark. 
3418Let's see, then.... 
3419Think like a shark. 
3420Go into the water like that and.... 
3421Hey. Hey. 
3422Comes in on the tide. He was waiting for us. 
3423When the guys were firing in the water. Then he goes out. 
3424He goes out and finds that warm current again. 
3425Now, where is the warm current?. Then I can see.... 
3426Fifteen.... 
3427That's where your damn shark is. Just there. 
3428Exactly there. 
3429Give or take about 1 00 square miles. 
3430Don't worry. Bring her around to port. 
3431Right, let's lay a line of chum down along the ridge line... 
3432... and do a little trolling for shark. 
3433-Cap, off the bow. -What?. 
3434Look. 
3435What the hell?. 
3436Some fool's made a shark a tidy breakfast, maybe. 
3437All right. 
3438Let's go and have a look at it. 
3439Shut her down. 
3440Ahoy there. 
3441What the...?. 
3442Cap, did you see the size of that thing?. 
3443-Schleisser?. -What in the hell... 
3444... are you doing here?. 
3445Never mind, just leave. Please. 
3446-Thank you. -What are you doing here?. 
3447Presumably the same thing that you are. 
3448But I can tell you that I was here first. 
3449That I have an anchor planted and you do not. 
3450You saying you' re trying to catch the shark... 
3451-... that just about took my head off?. -That's precisely my plan. 
3452That shark is bigger than your boat. 
3453She'll swamp you sooner than you can spit. 
3454Sir, let's not debate the finer points of how to catch this shark... 
3455... or whether it is indeed a she or a he. 
3456For some unknown reason, as you've obviously seen... 
3457... it's attracted to this boat, and to the unique personality of the person... 
3458... seated here before you. Don't ask me why. 
3459And suppose you don't get capsized and eaten outright. 
3460You plan to reach out and bop it on the head?. 
3461I'm dragging a net. 
3462The shark will get caught up... 
3463... take me on a long ride, then it will die and that will be that. 
3464That is the dumbest idea I've ever heard in my entire life. 
3465If you would be so kind as to just give me a little more room. 
3466Alex. 
3467Alex, this man is as crazy as a loon. Now, he's gonna get us killed. 
3468-What do you wanna do?. -I don't know. 
3469-What...?. -Holy smoke. 
3470-Shark in the net! -It'll capsize the boat. 
3471-Watch him. -Hang on! 
3472Look at that. 
3473-Schleisser, hang on. -That's it. 
3474Come on. 
3475-Hurry up! He'll be a dead man. -Out to sea we go. 
3476Cap, hurry up! 
3477Hang on, Schleisser! 
3478Get the gaffe. Get the gaffe! 
3479-We gotta try and gaffe him. -You see, I told you. 
3480-Hold on. -Hard aport as she goes. 
3481Holy smoke! 
3482-Back her down, Cap. -Where are you?. 
3483Where is he now?. 
3484Where?. 
3485Man overboard! 
3486Oh, you...! 
3487I see you! 
3488I see you. 
3489-Hand him the gaffe. -Schleisser! 
3490That's it. 
3491-Grab hold. -Come on! Come on! 
3492-Grab ahold! -Grab it! 
3493-Jump, Schleisser. -No. 
3494Hold it. Jump, man, jump! 
3495-Jump. Grab ahold! -Come on. Come on! 
3496Come on. Jump. 
3497Schleisser! 
3498Come on, now. Come on, now. Pull him. Pull him aboard. 
3499-You all right?. -Oh, no. 
3500-My boat. -Cap, it's getting away. 
3501We'll see about that. 
3502Damn it. 
3503He's getting away. 
3504Do something, man. He's getting away. 
3505I'm gonna catch him. 
3506Alex, no! 
3507-Swim, boy! -Get back! 
3508-Damn it, boy. Get back aboard! -Come on. 
3509Alex! 
3510Come on! 
3511Get back in the boat now, lad. 
3512-Come on. -Go, Alex! 
3513Come on. 
3514All right. All right. Now, take her around the bow. 
3515Hold her, boys. Hold her. 
3516-Tie her off. -All right. There. 
3517Let her pull for a while, eh?. 
3518She's deserved it. 
3519Well, we got us a shark, gentlemen. 
3520Damn him! 
3521It's an odd gift. I don't know where it comes from. 
3522I simply knew where to go. 
3523I knew the shark would come. Attracted to the boat and the person in it. 
3524-Don't ask me why. -Aye, shark bait. That's what he was. 
3525-Tell us about that, captain?. -Yeah. 
3526-Tell us a story. -Well, it all began... 
3527... the day I saw this creature... 
3528... from the bridge over Matawan Creek. 
3529Congratulations. 
3530Thanks. You think that's the one?. 
3531We won't know till we look inside, but it's a juvenile great white. 
3532I'd say it's a pretty good candidate. 
3533I hope you'll make some time and tell us everything that happened. 
3534Sure. 
3535It would be a great service to the museum. 
3536I knew at that moment that he was.... 
3537Dr. Nichols. 
3538Just how would someone... 
3539... go about getting into your line of work?. 
3540Well, a person could start by... 
3541... showing up at my office sometime. 
3542It seems all of a sudden I have about 1 0 million questions to ask you. 
3543My friend, I could safely say the same thing. 
3544See you then?. 
3545Were you afraid, sir?. 
3546It was, without a doubt, the ride of a lifetime. I can tell you that. 
3547But... 
3548... there was a third person on that boat who deserves to be here. 
3549-Who?. -What's your name?. 
3550Oh, no. You two are telling it just fine. 
3551Thank you, Alex. Now, Cap will tell you... 
3552... the teeth are big. 
3553-How big?. -Very big. 
3554Big?. This man has not seen big teeth on a shark. 
3555I can show you big teeth on a shark. 
3556Why, there was once I saw this shark.... 
3557Later that day, Dr. NichoLs opened up the juveniLe white... 
3558... and found pieces of human bone and tissue in its stomach. 
3559The very same day, Lester StiLLweLL's body was recovered in the creek... 
3560... where StanLey died. 
3561Of the five shark victims, onLy young Joseph Dunn survived. 
3562Two months after the attack... 
3563... he waLked out of the hospitaL with his brother MichaeL... 
3564... a pair of crutches and the Limp he'd have for the rest of his Life. 
3565That winter, the GuLf Stream that had brought the deep-ocean predators... 
3566... into shore moved back out to sea. 
3567The shark attacks of 1916... 
3568... were over. 
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3573Move it, dorkus. 
3574Okay, I think you're next. I'll take your ticket. 
3575Come right around this way. Keep your back straight. 
3576Put your books down on your lap. 
3577Now, look right up at the camera, okay? Nice smile. Here we go. 
3578Let me focus right over here. Okay. Get you in. 
3579That's good. 
3580Swing around this way just a little bit, Gina. 
3581-It's Jenna. -Look over here, Gina. 
3582It's Jenna! 
3583Oh, God. 
3584Oh, no. 
3585I've had enough already. 
3586Hey, Jenna. 
3587Matt, please. No more pictures. 
3588Come on. It's your 1 3th birthday. We gotta document it. 
3589-Hi, Tom-Tom. -Hey, Jenna. 
3590Hi, Beaver. How's everything at the dam? 
3591-So how'd yours come out, Rink? -Not so good. 
3592Yeah, mine aren't so hot either. 
3593-Tom-Tom, yours are great! -Yours are the best. 
3594God, you're so photogenic. 
3595I'll meet you out front. 
3596Do whatever you want. It's not like she needs a play-by-play. 
3597-Freakazoid. -See you. 
3598Jenna, could I talk to you a tiny sec? 
3599I told Chris Grandy me and the Six Chicks were going to your party. 
3600-And he said he wanted to come with. -Really? 
3601Yeah, it's too bad we can't make it, because we really wanted to. 
3602-Didn't we, girls? -Totally. 
3603-So, so much. -We're so sorry. 
3604Miss Measly's up our butts with this group project... 
3605... and Chris is gonna help us out... 
3606... so I guess he can't come either. 
3607-I could write your report for you. -Fabuloso. 
3608You know, I can't believe you invited those clones. 
3609They're my friends. 
3610Six Chicks are not your friends, okay? 
3611Well, almost. And someday I'm gonna be a Six Chick. 
3612There's six of them. That's the point. There can't be a seventh Six Chick. 
3613It's just mathematically impossible. 
3614You're cooler than they are. They're unoriginal. 
3615I don't wanna be original, Matty, I wanna be cool. 
3616-Want some Razzles? -Razzles are for kids. 
3617Exactly. 
3618-Arrivederci. -Au revoir. 
3619-Hey, sweetie. -Happy birthday! 
3620Tell us about your new life as a teenager. 
3621What did you do? Are you wearing a bra? 
3622-Go away! -Oh, honey, what's wrong? 
3623Wayne. Self-image. 
3624-Jenna, it's going to be all right. -It is not, Mom! Look at me! 
3625-This is not okay. This is fatal. -It's not fatal, honey. It's realistic. 
3626I hate my life. 
3627You don't look like girls in Poise magazine... 
3628... but you're beautiful in your own way. 
3629I don't wanna be beautiful in my own way. 
3630I wanna look like these people. 
3631Oh, those aren't people, honey. Those are models. 
3632"Thirty, flirty and thriving. Why the 30s are the best years of your life." 
3633I wanna be 30. 
3634Well, you will be, honey. 
3635But right now you're my beautiful 1 3-year-old. 
3636-Happy birthday! -Oh, my God. 
3637This is just part one of your present. I got something else to give you later. 
3638What is it? 
3639You know how you always wanted a Barbie Dream House? 
3640Well, I decided to make you your own Jenna Dream House. 
3641-You made all this? Oh, Matty. -Yeah. 
3642See, that's you in your bubble bath, reading your favorite magazine. 
3643And there's your bedroom, with a massive stereo... 
3644... and every record ever made. 
3645The good ones. 
3646And there's that bum Rick Springfield loafing on the couch. 
3647And there I am, to make sure the creep keeps his hands to himself. 
3648Oh, almost forgot. Wishing dust. 
3649It says, "This wishing dust knows what's in your heart of hearts. 
3650It'll make all your dreams come true." 
3651They're here. 
3652What do we do? 
3653Oh, my God. Matt, I'm just gonna put this away, okay? 
3654So there's room to dance. 
3655Put some music on. 
3656Dad, you promised you were gonna stay upstairs. Go! 
3657Hi, guys. The party's downstairs. 
3658Fabuloso. 
3659-What is this? -I'm not sure. It's Matt's. 
3660Sorry, Beave-head. Majority rules. 
3661Narrow, man. Narrow, hopeless people. 
3662-Freak. -Robot. 
3663I'm gonna go next door and get my Casio. 
3664Do whatever you want, Matt. It's not like I need a play-by-play. 
3665See you, loser. 
3666Hey, I have an idea, girls. 
3667Let's play Seven Minutes in Heaven. 
3668You can go first, because you're the birthday girl. 
3669How does that one go, again? 
3670Well, you go in the closet, and some lucky guy's gonna go in there... 
3671... and do whatever he wants with you for seven whole minutes. 
3672And guess who wants to go first. 
3673-Who? -Chris Grandy. 
3674-No way. -Way. 
3675Before I forget, where's our project proposal? 
3676-On the table. -Thanks. 
3677Remember, no peeking. Keep that blindfold on. 
3678And just so you know, Chris loves going for second base. 
3679Let's go. I think I can get my brother to buy us some beer. 
3680-I got the cheez doodles. -Wait, give me that drink. 
3681Thank you. Leave it, George. Come on. 
3682-What's going on? -Jenna's waiting for you in the closet. 
3683I thought you weren't gonna come. 
3684Where are you? 
3685Oh, Chris. 
3686-It's not Chris, it's Matt. -What are you doing here? 
3687-Where's Chris? -He's gone. Everybody left. 
3688-What'd you do? -Nothing! 
3689-Yes, you did! -I just went to get my Casio! 
3690-Get out! -Wait! Jenna, let me talk to you! 
3691-Get out! No! -Jenna, please, just come out! 
3692I hate you! I hate me! I hate everybody! 
3693-Jenna, what are you talking about? -I wanna be 30! 
3694Just let me play you this song, okay? It'll make you feel better. 
3695I wanna be 30. Thirty and flirty and thriving. 
3696Thirty and flirty and thriving. 
3697Thirty and flirty and thriving. Thirty and flirty and thriving. 
3698Thirty and flirty and thriving. Thirty and flirty and thriving. 
3699Thirty and flirty and thriving. 
3700Mom? 
3701Mom? 
3702Dad? 
3703What is happening? 
3704Oh, what is happening? What is going on? 
3705"Jenna Rink." 
3706"Jenna Rink. Jenna Rink, Jenna Rink." 
3707I live here. 
3708-Hi. Sorry we missed your call. -Dad? 
3709Well, not that sorry, because we're in the Caribbean. 
3710So we'll be back on the 1 8th, so call us then. Have a good day. 
3711You went on a cruise without me? 
3712Oh, this is a dream. This is a really weird dream. 
3713-Hey, sweet bottom! -Oh, my God. 
3714I know you're there! And my parents are totally gonna be home any minute! 
3715Hey, where's the conditioner? 
3716-You're naked! -Well, not yet. 
3717You could join me if you want. 
3718Sweet bottom! 
3719Can you hear that music? 
3720Jenna? Can you hurry up a little bit, please? 
3721He made a commitment. Jenna? Can you come over here? 
3722I don't care if you have to grab him by his testicles... 
3723... I want him in New York in 1 2 hours. 
3724He needs to be at the party. Hold on a second. 
3725-Get in the car. -I don't get in the car with strangers. 
3726Get in the car. We're gonna be late. 
3727-I don't know you. -Just get in the car. 
3728-Not with strangers! -You're being paranoid. 
3729Sweet bottom! Don't make me come down there and grab you. 
3730Lucy Wyman. He has my number. Could you please get in the car? 
3731-Jenna! -We are gonna be late. 
3732Look, he made a commitment. He has my number. My name is Lucy Wyman. 
3733Just go away! 
3734Honey, I know I'm your best friend, but the slip dress is a little '9 7. 
3735-Unless it's retro. -Are you really my best friend? 
3736-You're pregnant. -Oh, no! Oh, my God, no! 
3737Thank God. You scared me. What did you do last night? 
3738See, that's the thing. Something really strange is happening. 
3739I slept in an apartment I've never seen before... 
3740... and there was a naked man in my shower and I saw his thingy. 
3741Oh, God. Not his thingy. 
3742Driver, could you please pull over, since we're here? 
3743-Stop! -Wait. I don't wanna get out of the... 
3744I don't think you're listening. Wait, hang on. 
3745Wait, listen to me. I'm 1 3. 
3746If you're gonna start Iying about your age, I'd go with 2 7. 
3747Wait! I know it sounds strange, but some weird dream is... Like that! 
3748Do you hear it? Did you hear that? 
3749Would you stop being ridiculous? It's probably just Richard. 
3750-Who's Richard? -You drink too much. 
3751Richard, your boss. 
3752Brown, curly hair. British. Richard. 
3753-Hello? -Hey, sweet bottom. 
3754You. You. Put on your pants and stop calling me "sweet bottom." 
3755-Look, baby... -And get out of my house! 
3756Who is that? 
3757I don't know his name. I don't know what's happening. 
3758Okay, Jenna. Jenna. Just calm down, okay? 
3759We have a meeting in 1 0 minutes. I'll tell you what to do. Repeat after me: 
3760I am Jenna Rink, bigtime magazine editor. 
3761-I am? -Repeat it. 
3762I am Jenna Rink, bigtime magazine editor. 
3763I'm a tough bitch. 
3764-Say it. -I am a tough bitch. 
3765I'm gonna walk into that office, I won't let anyone know I'm hung-over. 
3766But that's not the point. I'm not hung-over... 
3767I'm gonna walk into that office and not let anyone know I'm hung-over. 
3768Because the future of Poise depends on me. 
3769Poise? 
3770Oh, jeez. 
3771Poise magazine. Thank you. 
3772Good morning, Miss Rink, Miss Wyman. 
3773-Good morning. What's her name? -Who cares? 
3774Jenna. Please don't yell at me, it's not my fault. 
3775They need a decision right now. 
3776-Just pick one. -That one. 
3777Love. Knew it. Genius. 
3778Eminem's on the phone. He wants a decision now. 
3779Plain. 
3780Peanut. Plain. 
3781There's the dynamic duo! I trust my executive editors are late again... 
3782... because they were out promoting us at parties. 
3783-You got it, Richard. -Richard. You're my boss. 
3784That's right, baby. Who's your daddy? 
3785Wayne Rink. 
3786Morning. 
3787Two words: summer, Saint Barts. 
3788Oh, you're not gonna go to Fire Island this summer? 
3789-Are you insinuating I'm gay? -It's a joke. 
3790Is there anything else you need from me, Miss Rink? 
3791You mean like a favor? 
3792Sure. Like a favor. 
3793-I need to find this guy in New Jersey. -Okay. 
3794I have his number. 
3795-Arlene, will you leave us, please? -Sorry. 
3796Jenna's a little hung-over today. 
3797Rough. 
3798Okay, children. 
3799I wonder which one Holly Housewife is going to go for. 
3800The 1 Oth or the 1 1 th secret? 
3801Seven months in a row now they scoop us. 
3802I mean, it's like they've got Sparkle-cams hidden in all our walls. 
3803Richard, we're installing passwords. 
3804We're building firewalls on all the computers. 
3805-Jenna fired Charlotte yesterday. -Did you? 
3806I guarantee she has friends at Sparkle. She always took notes. 
3807-She was a secretary. -Yeah, whatever. 
3808Our party tonight is now huge. 
3809We need to make an unequivocal statement... 
3810... that Poise is still hot and happening. 
3811Now, we need a newsstand circ analysis done immediately. 
3812I also strongly suggest we take apart our F.O.B., overhaul the B.O.B... 
3813... think about new heads, decks and slugs. Jenna, what do you think? 
3814Can I go to the bathroom? 
3815It's the naked guy. 
3816"Jenna, girl, margaritas anytime. Love you, Madonna." 
3817I'm friends with Madonna? 
3818Here are your messages. 
3819And your mother called from Barbados. 
3820My mom called? I wish you'd told me. 
3821Oh, I'm sorry, Miss Rink. 
3822I thought you said never to bother you with family calls. 
3823-I did? I said that? -Please don't fire me. 
3824No, no, I won't. It's not your fault. I forgot that I said that. 
3825Next time my mom calls, let me know. 
3826Yes, ma'am. 
3827Oh, I have that information that you asked for. 
3828Matt! 
3829The phone number you gave me was his parents'. 
3830I told them that I worked for Visa and he's in a lot of trouble. 
3831You lied to the Flamhaffs! 
3832He's in the Village. 2 1 2 Bank Street, apartment 2B. 
3833-Which village? -The... Greenwich Village. 
3834Oh, right. Cool. 
3835Wait! Should I cancel your 2:30 meeting? 
3836Sorry. 
3837Excuse me? 
3838Sir? 
3839Hello? 
3840Yeah, yeah. Hello. Yeah. 
3841Hi, this is Jenna and I'm looking for Matt. 
3842I don't know if you're him, but if you lived on Spruce Street... 
3843... and if your favorite shirt is a gray velour one, I need to speak to you. 
3844Hello? Hello? Hello? You know what? I got none of that. 
3845If you're here from Ming Gardens, ring twice. If not, I really don't want it. 
3846You're not Chinese. 
3847-Matt? -Yeah. 
3848You're tall. You're different. 
3849-Yeah. -You don't know me? 
3850That's weird, because yesterday you were there. 
3851No, it wasn't yesterday, because I'm not 1 3. 
3852-Jenna. -Yes! 
3853-Jenna Rink. -Yes! Matt, it's me! 
3854-Hey. -Oh, Matty! 
3855Come on in. 
3856You still take pictures? 
3857Yeah. You know, it pays the bills. 
3858Hey, Jenna, what are...? Why are you here? 
3859Matty, I told you. Something really weird is happening. 
3860Yesterday was my 1 3th birthday and then.... 
3861And then today I woke up and I'm this. 
3862And you... I mean, you're that. You get it? 
3863Are you high? You been smoking pot? Doing X? Falling into a K-hole? 
3864-Are you doing drugs? -No. No. Look... 
3865... I was sitting in my closet and I skipped everything. 
3866I mean, it's like a weird dream. I can't remember my life. 
3867You need to help me remember my life. 
3868-Me? I can't do that. -Why not? 
3869I don't know anything about you, all right? 
3870I haven't seen you since high school. 
3871-What? -We're not friends anymore, Jenna. 
3872-Matty, you're my best friend. -No. 
3873Okay. It's cool. 
3874-It's cool. -Is it warm in here? 
3875It's... Maybe I should open a window. 
3876I need fresh air and a glass of water and a fluffy pillow. 
3877Have a seat. I'll get you some... You want a glass of water? 
3878-You want ice in that? -I want a fluffy pillow! 
3879A fluffy pillow, coming right up. Sorry. 
3880You all right? 
3881Jenna, I think you should go back to your apartment. I'll help you find it. 
3882We went separate ways. We went to different colleges, different careers. 
3883Well, what about Christmas? Didn't you wanna see me then? 
3884I think I saw you through a frosted window once, six years ago. 
3885-Six years ago? -Yeah. 
3886Wasn't I home last Christmas? 
3887I don't know. Doesn't your crowd do Saint Barts for Christmas? 
3888I don't know. 
3889Is this you? 
3890Yeah. This is where I live now. 
3891Okay, so nice seeing you. 
3892Good luck. 
3893-Okay? -Okay. 
3894-Bye. -Bye. 
3895Matt. 
3896Who is Saint Bart? 
3897The most depressing years of my life. Our high school yearbook. 
3898Matt, was I a Six Chick? 
3899Yeah, you were pretty much their leader. 
3900There's Tom-Tom. I wonder what happened to her. 
3901Last I heard, you were still good friends. I think you even work together. 
3902Lucy. Oh, my God, yes. 
3903She's Lucy Wyman now. She looks so different. 
3904Yeah, she's pretty big into the whole plastic surgery movement. 
3905-I was the prom queen. -Yep. 
3906-And I went with Chris Grandy. -Yep. 
3907Oh, this is incredible. I can't believe it. I got everything I ever wanted. 
3908Yeah, Jenna, you got it all. Congratulations. 
3909It's your phone. 
3910-Hello? -Hi, Gramercy calling to confirm... 
3911... your limousine pickup for 8:30 this evening. 
3912My... Yes, my limousine for 8:30. 
3913I will be prepared to take my ride at that time. 
3914Oh, can you tell me where I'm going? 
3915-The Palace, 2 7 Wall Street. -Thank you. 
3916I'm going to a party in a limo! 
3917Great. Looks like you're back to your old self. I should probably go. 
3918-You don't wanna go to the party? -No, I gotta work. Thanks. 
3919Shoot, I forgot you have a job. 
3920-It's kind of cool we both have jobs. -Totally. 
3921Well, if you decide you want to come, it's gonna be fun. 2 7 Wall Street. 
3922Okay, great. Thanks, Jenna. Bye-bye. 
3923Matt. 
3924-Yeah. -What if this isn't just a dream? 
3925What if what I wished for actually happened? 
3926Then you got everything you ever wanted. You might as well enjoy it. 
3927All right, Jenna. 
3928-Matty. -Yeah. 
3929-Arrivederci. -I'll see you. 
3930-Matt. -Yeah. 
3931Au revoir. 
3932-I'm Jenna, by the way. -Yeah, I know. I'm Becky. 
3933How old are you, anyway? 
3934-Thirteen. -Me too. 
3935Used to be. 
3936Why are you talking to me? 
3937-Why not? We are neighbors, right? -But you usually ignore me. 
3938-I like your shoes. -Thanks. 
3939I like your dress. 
3940It's because I've got these incredible boobs to fill it out. 
3941-I like your bag. -Thanks. 
3942You should come by sometime. I've got a zillion of them. 
3943-Really? -Yeah, it'd be totally cool. 
3944Hey, Becky? 
3945-Can I ask you something? -Yeah, sure. 
3946Can you tell I'm wearing underwear? Because I totally am. 
3947I think that's kind of the point. 
3948Try it. It's soft-shell crab. 
3949Thanks. 
3950Hi, Tom-Tom. 
3951Oh, God, no one's called me that since I had my nose job. 
3952-You had a nose job? -Yeah, and yours is better. 
3953Anything to drink, ladies? 
3954-An apple martini. -Can I have a lemonade, please? 
3955Oh, wait. Make it a colada, not virgin. 
3956Do you wanna see my ID? Totally have it. 
3957There you two are. 
3958Lucy, very nice. 
3959Sort of a dangerous mermaid look. 
3960And you.... Barbie meets Britney. 
3961You look just "scrum-didlee-umpcious"! 
3962I know. I mean, thank you. 
3963Everybody Wang Chung tonight, right? 
3964Here you go. 
3965Thank you. 
3966-I'm sorry, it's late. -We're keeping you up, are we? 
3967It's only 1 1:00. Stay a while. 
3968It's 1 1:00 on a school night and I'm at a party. It's so cool. 
3969It's 1 1:00 and people are leaving. This is a disaster. 
3970It is? 
3971Speaking of disasters, what is she doing here? 
3972-Who? -Sparkle's editor in chief, Trish Sackett. 
3973Twelve o'clock and headed our way. 
3974Hi, girls. Our J. Lo issue is selling like hotcakes. How's yours doing? 
3975My God, are things so bad you had to come to our party to eat free food? 
3976Put some crab in your purse for later. 
3977You might want to keep some of that biting wit for your magazine. 
3978Or you could change the name to something more appropriate... 
3979... like Poison or Pitiful. Whatever's more pathetic. 
3980You know what? 
3981You are rude and mean and sloppy and frizzy. I don't like you at all. 
3982Well, fortunately, I don't care about being liked. 
3983-I care about winning. -This is delicious. 
3984Ladies. 
3985Do I smell? 
3986Do I have bad breath? 
3987-Am I malodorous in any way? -No. 
3988People seem to be running for the exit like someone set off a stink bomb. 
3989I don't smell anything. 
3990I think he means the party is a stinker. 
3991A dud. A flop. A zero on a scale of one to 1 0. 
3992Maybe if somebody played something else. 
3993-Something with a melody. -Play whatever you want. 
3994All I know is if those people don't start dancing really, really soon.... 
3995Here's to early retirement. 
3996Matty! Matty, come here. 
3997-Hey. -Matty, come here. 
3998"Thriller." Matty. 
3999Me? No, no, no, no. Take that thing away. 
4000-"Thriller." Come on. -No way. 
4001Come on, man! Go! 
4002Jenna, no way. 
4003Come on, let's go. 
4004I don't remember those moves. 
4005I haven't done this in 1 5 years. What are you, crazy? 
4006Tear it up, dude! 
4007-Come on, Matty. -All right, all right. 
4008Okay, here we go. 
4009Go, Arlene! 
4010Come on, let's go! Let's go, Jenna! 
4011Go, Richard! 
4012-Jenna. I'm sorry, I gotta go. -What do you...? 
4013-I'm sorry. -Wait. Don't. 
4014Matt. 
4015Groove on, baby! 
4016I adore you! 
4017-Miss, wait! Miss, wait! -Your credit card. Your credit card! 
4018-Thank you. -To being 30. 
4019-I've decided it's gonna be awesome. -Of course it is. 
4020You're thin, you're hot, you can get any guy you want, "biatch." 
4021Not to mention, biatch, the hottest magazine editor in the world. 
4022Second hottest. 
4023-Tied for first? -Deal. 
4024And speaking of hot.... 
4025Mr. Hotty behind you is totally scamming on you right now. 
4026He is not. He's totally cute. 
4027-Should I go talk to him? -You're not married. 
4028Good. 
4029Hi. 
4030Could I borrow your ketchup? 
4031Sure. 
4032I actually came over here... 
4033... because I think you're really cute. 
4034-So do you wanna go out sometime? -Yeah. Can you drive? 
4035Time to go. What, do you wanna go to jail? I meant that guy. 
4036The man? Oh, gross. 
4037No more daiquiris for you tonight. 
4038You can never find a taxi in this neighborhood. 
4039Oh, my God. It's the naked man. 
4040-Hey, beautiful. -He thinks I'm beautiful? 
4041-Well, he should. He's your boyfriend. -My boyfriend? 
4042Why is that lady asking for my boyfriend's autograph? 
4043Thank you so much. 
4044He may not be the best New York Ranger... 
4045... but he's the Ranger with the best ass. 
4046Jenna? 
4047-Oh, my God. Matt. Hi! -Hey. 
4048How are you? 
4049I'm sorry about the other night. 
4050-Beaver, is that you? -Hey, Tom-Tom. How are you? 
4051You lost all your baby fat. 
4052-How does the Beave stay warm? -Yeah, it's good to see you again too. 
4053I almost didn't recognize you. Did you get a nose job? 
4054I can't believe you're here. What're you doing? 
4055I'm... I'm actually... I'm doing some shopping with my.... 
4056Jenna, this is Wendy, my 
4057-I'm Jenna. -Matt told me about... 
4058... his blast from the past. It was really sweet of you to stop by. 
4059Matty's the sweet one. I don't know what I'd have done without him. 
4060-I'm sure you'll be fine. -Are you a photographer too? 
4061I see you guys have spent so much time talking about me. 
4062-Wendy's an anchorwoman. -Anchorperson. 
4063I do the weather for WWEN in Chicago. 
4064Matt and I were just talking about him finally joining me in the Windy City. 
4065-You're moving to Chicago? -We were just discu... 
4066We haven't really... Is that Alex Carlson? 
4067Jenna, sorry. Sorry I'm late. 
4068Well, hi. 
4069-Hey. Who are you folks? -Hey. 
4070I'm sorry. This is my good friend Matt and this is his friend, Wendy. 
4071-Right. So weird. And this is.... 
4072You're Alex Carlson. Nice to meet you. You're a great hockey player. 
4073-I'm a big fan. -Thank you. 
4074You want me to sign your shirt or your forehead? Now, I don't do butts. 
4075I'm just joshing you. Sorry. 
4076I crack a lot of jokes after we win, on account of I'm in such a good mood. 
4077Okay, well, we should probably get going. 
4078-Nice to meet you. -Nice to see you folks. 
4079Nice to see you folks. Bye. 
4080You mind if I steal her from you for the night? 
4081Nope. I actually had my eye on something better inside... 
4082... so I'll see you guys later. Have a good night. 
4083Excuse me one second. Lucy? 
4084Should I go to his place alone? 
4085Yeah. Why not? Go play. You deserve it. 
4086Play. You mean like games and stuff? 
4087Yeah, games. All kinds of games. 
4088I couldn't wait to see you tonight. 
4089You wanna play a game? 
4090-Do you have Battleship? -Yeah, I have Battleship. 
4091I'll show you my destroyer. 
4092-I call the red board. -Well, I call the blue board. 
4093What? 
4094Okay. I know. I forgot. 
4095I owe you one raunchy striptease. 
4096Oh, God. 
4097Oh, gross. 
4098Who's got the moves on the ice and off the ice, ice, baby? 
4099Wait! Wait! Wait! I don't wanna see that thing again. Put it away. 
4100Put it away! 
4101God. 
4102We can play Monopoly! We can play Parcheesi! 
4103He didn't have Battleship. He didn't have any games. 
4104Boys are so stupid. 
4105Becky, it's even worse than you think. 
4106How come the ones that you like never like you? 
4107Well, you have to fight for what you want. Rule number one: 
4108Love is a battlefield. 
4109That's deep. Really deep. 
4110-Good luck with fractions. -Have fun at work. 
4111To the office, Tom. 
4112"Fifty-seven ways to have an orgasm." 
4113-I didn't know there were 57. -"Touch-her-there underwear." 
4114No. 
4115"He loves you, but.... " 
4116-"He loves your butt." -Yes. 
4117-"He lies, he cheats... -So typical. 
4118... what are you doing wrong?" 
4119There's no easy way of saying this, so I'm just gonna come out with it. 
4120The circs are in. Our numbers are dismal. 
4121We're below 600,000 total circulation. Sparkle is closing in on a million. 
4122I've come off the phone with corporate and they have dropped the R word. 
4123Redesign? 
4124Redesign Poise? 
4125Wait. Sparkle copies everything we come up with... 
4126... and we have to redesign? That's bullshit. 
4127Well, either we redesign and bring up our numbers or they pull the plug. 
4128Richard, redesign is a death sentence. 
4129No, it's not. It's a chance to have some fun. 
4130Let Sparkle have all our secondhand, stale, grody ideas. 
4131We'll open up the F.O.B., overhaul the B.O.B. 
4132It's time for us to prove we have some poise left. 
4133Well, I shall be leaving it to my dynamic duo... 
4134... to come up with something utterly fabulous. 
4135We have two weeks, four hours and 30 minutes. 
4136-I have your urgent messages. -Let's hear them. 
4137Well, okay. 
4138Emily Pratt called and wanted me to tell you: 
4139"I can't believe you scooped my story on Vivienne Tam, you backbiting bitch. 
4140That was a new level of sleaze, even for you. 
4141I hope you die in one of her casual pantsuits." 
4142Oh, my God, that was so mean. 
4143Miss Lewis called. She said, "I hope you choke on your own bile... 
4144... you pretentious, conniving snake." 
4145-Maybe I should read them myself. -Good. 
4146Oh, great. 
4147-Miss Rink's line. -Put that little bitch on the phone now. 
4148Please don't take that tone. I'm just her assistant. 
4149Tell her to call Todd. 
4150"Sweet bottom, you seem uptight. Let me come over and give you my.... " 
4151-Yes. -Alex is on line one, Miss Rink. 
4152Oh, gag me. Can you please tell him I'm busy? 
4153Okay, but he wants to know what time would be good for dinner. 
4154How about in 1 0 zillion years? Ask him how that works. 
4155-Okay, I'll ask. -Okay. 
4156-Yeah? -I'm sorry to bother you again. 
4157-Pete Hansen is here to see you. -Who? 
4158Tracy from the art department's husband. 
4159Oh, okay. Sure. 
4160I was just dropping off Tracy's lunch, thought I'd say hello. 
4161You brought Tracy her lunch? That's so sw... 
4162What are you doing? 
4163What's wrong, pooky? 
4164"Pooky"? 
4165Pukey. You're married, and to a girl I work with. 
4166Well, that didn't stop us from rattling some desk drawers loose last week. 
4167So come on. Lie down and take a memo. 
4168Listen, hire the best photographer, and I don't want Jenna to find out. 
4169-No. Roger that. -Okay? 
4170God, what is up with her lately, anyway? I mean, she seems so lost. 
4171I have no idea. I'm getting so sick of having her around... 
4172... with this crazy new act she has going on. 
4173You know how she stole Charlotte's idea and then fired her? 
4174I say we go ahead with our own presentation... 
4175... and let her fall on her ass. 
4176Oh, God, yeah. 
4177Okay, you're not Cajun. 
4178-Wanna go for a walk? -Sure. 
4179I still can't believe you're getting married. 
4180In two weeks. 
4181Is she your soul mate, Wendy? 
4182My soul mate? I don't know if I believe in those. I think that's kind of naive. 
4183But you get goose bumps when you're around her... 
4184... and butterflies? 
4185No, I haven't gotten crazy like that about a girl since high school. 
4186Matty. 
4187What...? What happened to us? 
4188I mean, how come we never stayed friends? 
4189I don't know. I forget. 
4190No, what happened? 
4191I don't know. I can pretty much peg it to your 1 3th birthday party... 
4192... when you were playing that game. Spin the Rapist? 
4193Seven Minutes in Heaven. Everybody ditched. 
4194And that is the last thing I remember. 
4195We don't have to get into this. It's a long time ago. 
4196-It really doesn't matter anymore. -It matters to me. 
4197Just tell me. 
4198You came out of the closet... 
4199... and I started to sing my birthday song to you. 
4200And then you picked up and threw at me... 
4201... with impressive force, I might add... 
4202... the dream house that I spent three weeks building for you. 
4203And then you just stopped being my friend... 
4204... and you never spoke to me again after that, ever. 
4205I'm so sorry. 
4206Forget it, Jenna. It was a long time ago. It doesn't matter. 
4207Matt, stop being so nice to me. I don't deserve it. 
4208Do you know what kind of person I am now? 
4209Do you know who I am right now? I.... 
4210I don't have any real friends. I.... 
4211I did something bad with a married guy. 
4212I don't talk to my mom and dad. 
4213I'm not a nice person. And the thing is... 
4214... I'm not 1 3 anymore. 
4215Jenna. 
4216Behind you. 
4217Oh, it's good to be home. 
4218-Daddy. -Jenna? 
4219What in the world? 
4220-Sweetheart. -I missed you guys so much. 
4221Are you all right? 
4222Mom. 
4223Do you ever wish you could go back... 
4224... like to another time? 
4225I wouldn't mind giving back some of these wrinkles. 
4226Okay. 
4227If you were given one do-over, anything in your life, what would it be? 
4228Nothing. 
4229-Really? -Really. 
4230But did you ever make a big mistake? 
4231Or a huge one that could change your life? What about that? 
4232Well, Jenna, I know I made a lot of mistakes... 
4233... but I don't regret making any of them. 
4234How come? 
4235Because if I hadn't have made them... 
4236... I wouldn't have learned how to make things right. 
4237I'm sorry I missed last Christmas. 
4238Carrie, I'm heading out, okay? 
4239I'm so exhausted. 
4240-Jenna's working late. -She has been. 
4241-Hey. -Hey. 
4242I was gonna stop by your office. I tried to call you a bunch of times. 
4243-I didn't get any messages. -I was in a hurry. 
4244But I did try to reach you. 
4245I actually wanted to talk to you about this whole redesign thing. 
4246I hope you don't mind, but I've been working on something on my own. 
4247It's really last-minute. 
4248-I hope you don't mind. -No, of course not... 
4249... because I'm doing the same thing. 
4250-Hey, Jenna. -Hey. 
4251Someone's got a big photo shoot going on. 
4252-Yeah. -What's happening? 
4253-Did you bring them? -Oh, yeah, I got a few. 
4254-What are you doing? -I'm hiring you. 
4255Actually, Poise is hiring you for the week. 
4256Here. 
4257This is the first half. The rest when we finish. 
4258I could really use this, but you don't need to do me any favors. 
4259I'm asking you to do me a favor. I love your work. 
4260I hope you'll do this with me. 
4261You know, I've seen your magazine. My stuff is not your style at all. 
4262Exactly. 
4263Who gets Francis? 
4264There we go. Okay, let's do it. 
4265Up, up! 
4266-Okay, everybody. -Okay, everybody, climb up there. 
4267Lots of energy. 
4268-All right. Nice. You're the real deal. -Keep up the flag. 
4269All right. Jenna, this is your class of 2004. 
4270All right, guys. Ready? 
4271Very good. Very good. 
4272-They're beautiful. -Yeah, they came out okay, huh? 
4273-I think so. -Yeah. 
4274-Do you? -I do, yeah. 
4275Yeah, it's getting late. I should get home. 
4276It's getting pretty late here. 
4277You know what I wish I had right now? 
4278No, what? 
4279Razzles. 
4280Razzles? 
4281I haven't had Razzles... 
4282-... in 1 5 years. -Remember... 
4283-... they're both a candy and a gum. -That's incredible. 
4284I can't believe they had them. Okay, don't waste a minute. 
4285It's been a long time. Careful. 
4286Yeah. 
4287What are you laughing at? 
4288I don't know. 
4289Life. Timing. Being here with you, eating Razzles. 
4290I've had a really great time working with you this week. 
4291-Me too. -And everything. 
4292Yeah. 
4293Hey, Matty. 
4294Tell me something. 
4295What color is my tongue? 
4296-What? -What color is my tongue? 
4297It's red. I don't know. Red. 
4298"Red" red? Or tongue red? 
4299Razzle red. 
4300-Show me yours. -What? 
4301-Your tongue. I showed you mine. -I'm not showing you. 
4302Show me your tongue. I showed you mine. 
4303-I didn't ask to see yours. -Matty, I need to see your tongue. 
4304Razzle red. 
4305You wanna know a secret? 
4306Yeah. 
4307You're the sweetest guy I've ever known. 
4308I bet I can still beat you off the jump. 
4309Whoever goes the furthest, the other owes a drink. 
4310-An Orange Julius. -Upping the stakes. 
4311And dinner Friday night at 8:00... 
4312... at the 2 4th Street Diner... 
4313... to celebrate our redesign being chosen. 
4314Deal. One. 
4315-Two. -Two. 
4316-Three! -Three! 
4317Are you okay? 
4318I should've tucked and rolled. 
4319I'm getting old. 
4320No, you're not, because that means I am. 
4321Well? 
4322-Hey. -Yeah? 
4323You got arm hair. 
4324It's never quite got that reaction before. 
4325It was like it wasn't even me. 
4326Like I had just... 
4327... watched us down below, kissing. 
4328Then I just floated home on a cloud. 
4329That is so romantic. 
4330-Look. -You've got goose bumps. 
4331I totally know. They won't go away. 
4332Do you love him? 
4333Duh. 
4334When will you see him again? 
4335I don't know, actually. I don't know if I can. 
4336-What? Why? -It's complicated. 
4337It's a grownup thing. 
4338Well, at least you have someone to dream about. 
4339Guys don't wanna jump your bones when you're a metal-mouth. 
4340What is that attitude? We are young. 
4341Heartache to heartache, we stand. 
4342Love is a battlefield. 
4343But I like it like this, with freckle girl and the dog. 
4344-These photos are unbelievable, Jen. -Okay, here's the dog. 
4345-Francis is the dog's name. -Okay. What do you think? 
4346Well, I think I'm gonna start reading Poise for the first time in my life. 
4347No, I got a place I rent in Brooklyn. 
4348That'll work? All right, I'll see you then. Bye-bye. 
4349Hey. I wasn't expecting to see you... 
4350Wendy. I thought you were flying in tomorrow. 
4351What, are you expecting someone else? 
4352No. Hi. 
4353I wanna take you to lunch. Hungry? 
4354Yeah, yeah. What a surprise. 
4355Okay, where do you...? 
4356-How was your flight? -It was good. 
4357You can take pictures of vitamin bottles anywhere. 
4358And I was just thinking that we should try to resolve this now. 
4359Instead of being a commuter couple during our first year of marriage. 
4360What? 
4361I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 
4362Could you...? I missed that. 
4363-Arlene, do you have any more...? -Jenna. 
4364My balls, excuse my French, are in an iron vice. 
4365Corporate are twisting like a bunch of dominatrixes on steroids. 
4366Now Lucy's presenting her own redesign. Tell me what's going on. 
4367What is going on is you will have more choices. 
4368All respect to Lucy, I'm more anxious to know what you're working on. 
4369-Thank you. -I'm not complimenting you... 
4370... I'm trying to pressure you. 
4371How long until your balls get totally squished? 
4372Hopefully never. I'm really rather attached to my balls. 
4373Can they hang in there till 5? 
4374Jenna, you are not yourself at the moment. 
4375Since when do you keep me out of the loop? I'm really freaking out here. 
4376-The rest of the prints are ready. -Goody. Hang in there. 
4377Why does nobody listen to a word I say? 
4378Arlene, aren't you coming? 
4379Oh, you're invited, are you? Okay, bye-bye. 
4380Oh, no, excuse me. Go ahead. 
4381You know, what am I? I'm just the... 
4382... editor in chief. Whatever. 
4383We've gotta go to 23rd, please, between 5th and 6th. 
4384-It's 29 West 23rd. -You got it, lady. 
4385The new and improved Poise will explore the last frontier. 
4386It will go heroin chic one better. 
4387It will OD. 
4388It will kill. 
4389Cause of death? Chicness. 
4390The new Poise will go farther than any fashion magazine ever before. 
4391It will be deadly serious. 
4392Fashion suicide. 
4393So, what do you think? 
4394Thank you, sir. 
4395-How much time do we have? -We have two minutes. Hurry. 
4396Jeez. Such a bitch. 
4397I know this is different. 
4398I mean, from anything we've ever done. 
4399And I know you might hate it and think I'm completely crazy. 
4400But I won't care, even if I get fired. 
4401And I don't mean that disrespectfully, it's just that I've realized something. 
4402Who are these women? 
4403Does anyone know? 
4404I don't recognize any of them. 
4405I wanna see... 
4406... my best friend's big sister... 
4407... and the girls from the soccer team. 
4408My next-door neighbor. 
4409Real women who are smart and pretty and happy to be who they are. 
4410These are the women to look up to. 
4411Let's put life back into the magazine. 
4412And fun and laughter and silliness. 
4413I think we all... I think all of us wanna feel something... 
4414... that we've forgotten or turned our backs on. 
4415Because maybe we didn't realize how much we were leaving behind. 
4416We need to remember what used to be good. 
4417If we don't... 
4418... we won't recognize it even if it hits us between the eyes. 
4419I just.... 
4420Bravo! 
4421Brilliant. 
4422We will present this to corporate first thing tomorrow morning. 
4423-So who's this mystery photographer? -Matt Flamhaff. 
4424Is he Arthur or Martha? 
4425Matt. He's Matt. 
4426No, no. Is he gay? 
4427Are you gay? 
4428-City and listing? -Manhattan. 
4429Sparkle magazine on Park Avenue. 
4430-Sparkle magazine. -Trish Sackett, please. 
4431Jenna, I'm sorry to barge in on you like this, but I really have to talk to you... 
4432Hey, Beaver. 
4433I mean Matt. I'm sorry. 
4434Old habits die hard, you know. 
4435Fine. Is Jenna around? 
4436Are you here about your photos? 
4437No, actually, I'm not. 
4438I guess I should just tell you... 
4439... that Jenna's decided to go in a different direction... 
4440... with a more established photographer. 
4441She's gonna use the guy who shoots the official photos of her sweetie pie. 
4442So don't take it personally, because there's just a little bias. 
4443I'm sorry to be so honest with you, because... 
4444... I think your pictures are really cute. 
4445It was nice talking to you. 
4446Hey, Matt. While I've got you here, do you wanna sign a general release? 
4447Maybe we can use your pictures in a catalog. 
4448Fine. 
4449Hi. 
4450-Jenny, right? -Jenna. 
4451I was looking for Matt. 
4452I wanted to tell him some really great news about his photographs. 
4453Everybody loved them. 
4454That's great. I'll tell him when he gets back. He's out getting his tux. 
4455-His tux? -I know. Men. 
4456Everything's the last minute. 
4457I mean, hello. We're getting married tomorrow. 
4458This'll be the cutest little backyard wedding since I don't know when. 
4459-Congratulations. -Thanks. I'll tell Matt you stopped by. 
4460-Okay. -Bye. 
4461We wanna feel something again that we've forgotten. 
4462Because we didn't stop to notice how much we were leaving behind. 
4463We need to remember what used to be good. 
4464You ready? 
4465The meeting's cancelled, Jenna. 
4466What, until tomorrow? 
4467It's over. 
4468It's over? 
4469Lucy.... 
4470She took all your designs to Sparkle. Everything. 
4471She's their new editor in chief. 
4472Your photos showed up in Sparkle Online last night. 
4473They're in outdoor ads everywhere. 
4474She can't take Matt's pictures. Those belong to us. 
4475-She can't do it! -She can, and she is. 
4476She got him to sign this. 
4477Lucy, you stole Matt's pictures. 
4478Oh, which one do you wanna be today, the pot or the kettle? 
4479If you don't mind, I'd like to be the pot. 
4480Maybe the kettle. It doesn't really matter. They're both black. 
4481-What are you talking about? -I found this in your office yesterday. 
4482Does it look familiar? It has your name on it. 
4483-You went through my things? -Oh, give me a break. 
4484How horrible. How terrible. I can't believe I did it. 
4485What is this? 
4486You can wipe off the "Bambi watching her mother get shot... 
4487... and strapped to the back of a van" look from your face. 
4488I talked to Trish Sackett yesterday. 
4489It's okay, Jenna. I know all about your little deal. 
4490It's a sweet little deal, actually. 
4491Editor in chief if you help them hit a million copies? 
4492-So you'd give them tips. -Oh, my God. 
4493Not bad. I just wish I would have thought of it. 
4494-Oh, no. -Oh, yes. 
4495Only, now I'm taking your job, you stay here with the magazine... 
4496... you single-handedly flushed down the toilet. 
4497What about Matt? 
4498Why did he sign this? What did you say to him? 
4499Let's see. I think that I told him... 
4500... you had decided to go in a different direction. 
4501Which you are now. 
4502I might have told him something else, too, but I just can't remember. 
4503George Washington Bridge, New Jersey. 
4504Jenna. 
4505-Jenna Rink. -Yeah? 
4506Chris Grandy. 
4507So, what are you doing? Are you married? 
4508Because if you're single, I definitely want a number. 
4509We could get together. 
4510I'm still living at home... 
4511-Come on, Grandy! Come on. -Holy Christ! 
4512This is the tune we first tangled tongues to. 
4513What's the dude who sings this? 
4514-Rick Springsteen. -It's Springfield, Grandy. 
4515I'm out of here. 
4516I thought you wanted my number. 
4517I'll take these. 
4518Good afternoon. 
4519You remember, Wayne. 
4520It was with the Flamhaffs at San Ysidro Ranch. 
4521San Ysidro Ranch. 
4522It's so pretty. It's perfect. It looks great. 
4523Hi. 
4524Hey. 
4525I don't know what Lucy said to you about me, but I want you to know... 
4526... that whoever that was she was talking about... 
4527... wasn't me. 
4528It doesn't matter what Lucy said. 
4529I stopped trusting her after she stole my Pop Rocks in the third grade. 
4530Matt. 
4531I am not the awful person that I know that I was. 
4532I don't even know that person. 
4533And I'd like to believe.... 
4534I have to believe that if you knew that... 
4535... if in your heart, you really, really knew that... 
4536... you wouldn't be getting ready to marry someone now. 
4537Unless that someone were me. 
4538Jenna, I'm not gonna lie to you. 
4539I have felt things... 
4540... these past few weeks... 
4541... that I didn't know I could feel anymore. 
4542But I have realized in these past few days... 
4543... you can't just turn back time. 
4544Why not? 
4545I moved on. 
4546You moved on. 
4547We've gone down different paths for so long. 
4548We made choices. 
4549I chose Wendy. 
4550That's her family down there. 
4551We care about each other, you know? 
4552You don't always get the dream house, but you get awfully close. 
4553Please don't cry, Jenna. 
4554Oh, I'll be fine, I promise. 
4555Matty, can I have it? 
4556Please? 
4557-You're not gonna whip it at me? -No. 
4558Look, I won't have you be late. Just go. 
4559Go on. I'm fine. I'm just crying because I'm happy. 
4560I want you to be so, so happy. 
4561I love you, Matt. 
4562You're my best friend. 
4563Jenna, I.... 
4564I've always loved you. 
4565Jenna's waiting for you in the closet. 
4566Matty. 
4567You really know what you're doing. 
4568Come on. 
4569-Sorry, I forgot my scarf. -You know what? 
4570You can be the pot and kettle all by yourself from now on, biatch. 
4571Come on, Matt. 
4572-What did you call me? -We're gonna be late. 
4573-For what? -You'll see. 
4574A Razzle, Mr. Flamhaff? 
4575Thank you, Mrs. Flamhaff. 
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4579Next, please. 
4580Next in line, please. 
4581Next, please. Next. 
4582How you doing? Can I see your documents? 
4583What's the purpose of your visit to the United States today? 
4584Two weeks holiday. 
4585Do you have a return-trip ticket? 
4586Excuse me. No photography in the F.I.S. area. 
4587Is he traveling with you? 
4588Are you two together? 
4589Sir, why don't you come on up? Join us. 
4590Is there a problem? 
4591No, but if you're together, I want to talk to you together. 
4592-Can I see your documents? -Sure. 
4593Passport, please. 
4594Are you related? 
4595Yes. He's my friend. 
4596You're a Czech national. You're a Russian national. 
4597-How do you know one another? -We know each other from Prague. 
4598How long are you planning to stay? 
4599Two weeks. 
4600I'd like him to answer for himself. 
4601He doesn't speak English. 
4602No, sir. I speak very good English. 
4603I'm here for movies. 
4604For movies? I don't understand. 
4605When I was a boy... 
4606I've seen at my school movie called "It's Wonderful Life"... 
4607directed by Frank Capra. 
4608Ever since, I want to come to United States... 
4609land of the free, home of the brave... 
4610country where anyone can be anything. 
4611Bullshit! 
4612"Abandoned Baby in Times Square." 
4613Come on, it's too fucking soft. 
4614It won't work, and it won't get the numbers. 
4615What are you suggesting, Robert, we manufacture bad news? 
4616It's what they tune us in for. 
4617We're a tabloid show. They tune in for rough stuff. 
4618The network's up my pretty little ass to make a change. 
4619Every lobbyist, mom, and politician... 
4620is screaming about violence in prime time. 
4621We've got to broaden the format. 
4622You broaden the format. 
4623In the end, they'll run the story with the juice. 
4624They want ratings as much as I do. 
4625If it bleeds, it leads. 
4626-What do you got for me? -Ride-along with Eddie Flemming. 
4627Fuck, again?! 
4628On the cover of "People" this week. 
4629He is not new. 
4630I love Eddie, he's a dear friend... 
4631but we've done him to death. 
4632No, this is very good. 
4633The psychiatrist is going to trial tomorrow. 
4634The ratings'll be through the roof. 
4635What's Eddie working on? 
4636Staking out a Jamaican serial killer. 
4637That sounds good. 
4638I don't want just blood and guts! 
4639I want to broaden the format! 
4640I know they brought you in here to raise our standards... 
4641to be the journalism cop... 
4642-Excuse me! -You're killing my show! 
4643Don't forget, Eddie's always good TV. 
4644Not when he's drunk. 
4645He's got a new cure for that. 
4646When? 
4647Tomorrow at lunch. 
4648Ready, set. 
4649Let's go. 
4650Thrill of the hunt. 
4651Girls, girls, girls! 
4652I am the resurrection and the light! 
4653Check it out. 
4654Taxi! 
4655"Fuji color. 
4656"Adjustable shutter speed. 
4657"Night vision. Infrared. 
4658"Black and white. 
4659"Make your own movies." 
4660Damn ! Watch where you're going! 
4661Where'd that big guy go with the video? 
4662He stole my camera! Stop that guy! 
4663-Go! -Stop that guy in the cab! 
4664Bryan, we're pulling up now. This is important. 
4665I need fresh footage for the piece on Eddie. 
4666You come in fast on my signal with the camera rolling. 
4667So, what's unique? 
4668Not what, who. From Jamaica. 
4669His girlfriend took too long putting her makeup on. 
4670They were late for a party. 
4671-He stabbed her with a bottle. -Jesus Christ. 
4672That's unique, all right. Shit. 
4673He still went to the party. 
4674Top floor, back room. 
4675Eddie, autograph, mon. 
4676Phone number. 
4677Why your picture not on this? 
4678-Bounce. -All right. 
4679Yo, Unique. Five-O's on the way, bro. 
4680Cops? Yeah, mon. 
4681-Let's go. -Love you, too, man. 
4682-Who does he think Leon was? -It won't matter. 
4683He'll hear the cops are coming and just get out of there. 
4684Come on. Be quiet. 
4685Right. Stand by. 
4686Standing by. 
4687You going to be home tonight? 
4688We're running the Geller piece. You're on it. 
4689You ran that thing a thousand times already. 
4690So what? He's going to court tomorrow. 
4691The psychiatrist's trial is starting. 
4692Ratings will be through the roof. 
4693Get out. Get out. Get out. 
4694Do me a favor. Cut my interview out. 
4695What for? Jesus Christ. 
4696You getting shit from downtown? Fuck 'em. 
4697You're the only one making big cases in this town. 
4698I bring the big cases, that brings the big news. 
4699That stuff hurts as much as it helps. 
4700Get real jealous downtown. 
4701Stay behind me. 
4702Hope this fuck don't run. My knees are killing me. 
4703Be quiet. Get back. 
4704You're worried about my safety? I'm touched. 
4705Go! Get away! 
4706-Just keep them out of my way. -Right. 
4707-You ready? -Yes, Robert, we're ready. 
4708-You ready? -I'm ready. 
4709OK. Let's go. 
4710Just get out! 
4711Come on, you fucking guys! Come in rolling! 
4712What's your rush? Going to a party? 
4713What you chase me for? 
4714You always leave your house like that? 
4715This not my bloody house! 
4716-You live here, or you don't? -Me don't live here! 
4717That sounds like burglary to me, pal. 
4718Any chance we could get that again? 
4719I didn't want to do it in the first place. 
4720Are you fucking kidding me? 
4721Turn that fucking thing off! Are you out of your mind?! 
4722Jesus Christ, where the hell were you? 
4723You two are a waste of my goddamn life! Fuck! 
4724No, Emil, get the position. 
4725What? 
4726First scene of my new movie. 
4727Collecting our share from the bank job. 
4728And action. 
4729Just a moment! 
4730It's Emil. 
4731Kalinka 
4732Kalinka, hey! 
4733Kalinka 
4734Kalinka, Kalinka 
4735Hey 
4736How are you? 
4737Beautiful necklace. 
4738Emil, it wasn't my fault you two got caught. 
4739I know. 
4740Please, it's his fault. It's really his fault. 
4741Trying to get the bank clerk's phone number. 
4742How could I wait? 
4743Let's forget all this shit! 
4744Hang on. Calm down. 
4745Calm down. 
4746You know what? 
4747Give me my money. 
4748Emil, we spent it. 
4749What? 
4750Emil, look at the way we live. 
4751I'm a plumber. 
4752-You think... -Nice watch. 
4753... I'd be working if I had money? 
4754What's going on? Just give me my money. 
4755-I'll help you. -You'll help me? 
4756Yes. I get you ajob. 
4757A job? 
4758Yeah. The money is good. 
4759A job as a plumber? 
4760Yes. It's easy. It's good. 
4761You think I came to America to work? 
4762No way. 
4763Emil, we started over. You can, too. 
4764Emil, please. I'm your friend. 
4765-Sorry. -It's my fault. 
4766Emil. Please. 
4767Emil, put down the knife! 
4768You spent all my money while I was in prison? 
4769You're telling me to get ajob? 
4770As a plumber fixing fucking toilets?! 
4771Put down the knife! 
4772-You're my friend! -Yes, I am your friend. 
4773You're my best friend! 
4774Please, put down the knife. Emil, please. 
4775Shut up! 
4776She saw. 
4777-What are you looking for? -Her wallet, you idiot. 
4778Daphne Handlova. 
4779Six-month visa. 
4780Still here after two years. 
4781She'll call the police. She will! 
4782She is illegal! 
4783Turn that fucking sick thing off! 
4784Do as I say! 
4785What are you looking for? 
4786Bohemian barbecue. 
4787What you got for me? 
4788I don't have time for this. 
4789Where you think you're going? 
4790Get the hell out of here. 
4791You'll make me bust your ass? 
4792I'm not telling you again. This ain't a smart move. 
4793Give me your fucking money... 
4794Yo, man... 
4795Happy? Now you're under arrest. 
4796-What are you, the cops? -Fire department. 
4797Firemen don't carry guns. 
4798Guess again. 
4799I'm an arson investigator. We do everything cops do. 
4800Come on ! You got to un-ass me, man. 
4801We're getting up on three. 
4802One, two, three. 
4803Why don't you let a brother off? 
4804No harm, no foul. My bad, dawg. 
4805What's up, man? Come on ! 
4806-Put your hand up there. -What you going to do? 
4807-Where you going? -I'm going to a fire. 
4808-Hell, no! -I'll send a cop right back! 
4809Oh, hell, motherfucker! 
4810You can't leave me handcuffed to no goddamn tree! 
4811Some freak'll come stab me, man ! 
4812Make sure EMS is standing by. 
4813We'll have to take the bodies out pretty soon. 
4814Let's get the fourth winches to the front of the building. 
4815Chief, you first due? 
4816Yeah. I got two roasts on the top floor... 
4817but you don't have to investigate... 
4818because Homicide's here. 
4819Homicide? Who let them up there? 
4820I didn't make this a crime scene yet. 
4821It's Eddie Flemming. 
4822Fuck Eddie Flemming. 
4823Jordy, where you been? We got a celebrity. 
4824I heard. Who the hell let him up there? 
4825Don't know. Think Eddie'll give me his autograph? 
4826Maybe he'll give you a kiss, too. 
4827Whoa, shit. 
4828-Hey, Cap. -Bobby. 
4829Stairs are soggy. 
4830-Hey, Eddie. -What? 
4831Looks to me, from the sixty-nine position... 
4832that they were doing each other. 
4833They must've been smoking something... 
4834and they were so wacked out of their heads... 
4835that they got careless, lit up the mattress... 
4836and set themselves on fire. 
4837I don't know. We got the experts here. 
4838Show 'em what you found. 
4839Hope you don't mind, guys. We thought you needed help. 
4840Not at all. 
4841Detective Flemming? Bobby Korfin. 
4842How you doing, Bobby? 
4843My uncle Tony used to work with you... 
4844Mind putting that cigar out? Trying to pick up a scent. 
4845Sorry. 
4846I'm glad you guys got it all figured out... 
4847but you mind if we go through our routine? 
4848Give us something to do. 
4849We don't mind. 
4850No, no, no. Certainly. 
4851-Appreciate it. -Be our guest. 
4852Thanks. 
4853Talk about smoking after sex. 
4854We got a fast-burning fire. 
4855We got some good low patterns down here. 
4856Mouth's clean. 
4857Clean? 
4858You think a couple of crackheads burned themselves up? 
4859That's what it looks like. 
4860They're burning, they're still going down on one another? 
4861Got to hand it to them. 
4862I guess some people have their priorities straight. 
4863I guess they do. 
4864Flammable. 
4865Thank you. 
4866What's that? 
4867Evidence of a homicide. 
4868-You know what that is, right? -No. What? 
4869Punch a hole in the corner. I want to look at the floor. 
4870You got it. 
4871No soot in their mouths... 
4872means they weren't breathing before the fire. 
4873This cloth means they were doused in a flammable liquid... 
4874and then positioned on the bed. 
4875To the untrained eye, it looks like an accident. 
4876No offense. 
4877What's he looking for? 
4878He's looking for a timer. 
4879Here you go. Big double homicide. 
4880Good. 
4881Take some deep breaths. 
4882You see the look on Eddie's face when you handed him that timer? 
4883Damn, I wish I had a picture of it. 
4884-He knew all along, though. -What? 
4885Why do you think he was so quiet? 
4886He was testing us. 
4887You think so? 
4888Detective, does it look like a murder? 
4889We haven't determined the exact cause of death yet. 
4890There's a lot of answers to get. 
4891-How many victims? -We got two bodies. 
4892Have you identified those bodies? 
4893No, not positively. 
4894Is it drug-related? 
4895We don't know the cause of the fire or the deaths. 
4896We get them all, we'll let you know. 
4897What's in your hand? Evidence? 
4898Something we found on the scene. 
4899Whether it's evidence or not has yet to be determined. 
4900-Thank you, Detective. -You're welcome. 
4901Look over here, Eddie! Come on, big shot! 
4902See you. 
4903-Do you see her? -Who? 
4904There was a woman in the crowd. She looked scared. 
4905Looked like she wanted to talk to us or something. 
4906Aw, shit. 
4907Get a blanket. 
4908Now here you come. It's about fucking time. 
4909What the hell happened to you? 
4910She stripped me, man. A bag lady. 
4911Stripped all my clothes off. 
4912Grabbing my nuts. It was disgusting. 
4913Consider yourself lucky because I won't lock you up. 
4914You're free to go. 
4915A dog pissed on me, man ! You violated my civil rights! 
4916We got you for robbery one. Take a walk. 
4917So, before you slept with her... 
4918with your own son's wife... 
4919did you take even a second to think about the consequences? 
4920I take full responsibility... 
4921for sleeping with my daughter-in-law. 
4922I had very low self-esteem. 
4923I felt like I had to compete with somebody. 
4924It just happened to be my son. 
4925So you're blaming this all on having low self-esteem? 
4926I had a lot of behavioral disorders. 
4927A behavioral disorder and low self-esteem... 
4928makes you have sex with your son's wife? 
4929It's not all his fault, though. 
4930It isn't all his fault. What about your wife? 
4931He's ignored me for months. 
4932I had no one around. I didn't think that he loved me. 
4933How could somebody who loved somebody do that? 
4934That's the lowest thing you could possibly do to me. 
4935"Self-esteem." 
4936"Low self-esteem." 
4937Don't speak to me in Russian. 
4938You got it? 
4939Just erase it! 
4940Why don't you look at him and tell him you're sorry? 
4941Daphne Handlova. 
4942What's this? 
4943"Worldly Escorts." 
4944"Worldly." What is it? 
4945What is it? 
4946-Really, I'm serious. -Get on your knees. 
4947Get on your knees. 
4948Look me in the eyes, apologize, and let me see if I believe you. 
4949I'm sorry for what I've done. I'll never do it again. 
4950How come we don't believe you? 
4951Are you looking for companionship? 
4952Yes. I'm homesick. 
4953I can set you up with a real fine date. 
4954Do you have Eastern European girl, Czech girl? 
4955Of course. 
4956Ask her for her passport. 
4957Whatever you want. 
4958As a matter of fact, I have a lovely Czech girl right here. 
4959Send her. I take her. 
4960What's your address? 
4961-Can you forgive him? -Give me a hug. 
4962Wait a minute. Hold on. 
4963That's a start. That's a good start there. 
4964Maybe Eddie will put you in his next movie. 
4965-Yeah, you think so? -Yeah. You can play his wife. 
4966What's up, Chief? 
4967What the hell is that? 
4968What's in your hand? Evidence? 
4969Something we found on the scene. 
4970Whether it's evidence or not, we're not sure yet. 
4971You gave Eddie Flemming the evidence? 
4972Who did cause and origin? 
4973Who do you think did? We did. 
4974Then why didn't you talk to the reporter? 
4975We got more important things to do... 
4976like finding out who did it. 
4977Oh, really? 
4978Don't you guys understand? It is all about image. 
4979The better we look, the more money I get to pay overtime. 
4980Good evening. 
4981I'm Robert Hawkins, and this is "Top Story." 
4982Tonight, an exclusive interview with Stephen Geller... 
4983who horrified the nation two years ago... 
4984when he went berserk and murdered three clerks... 
4985in a Manhattan shoe store. 
4986But now, Mr. Geller's claim... 
4987spoken softly and articulately... 
4988is that he is the victim. 
4989Hard to believe. Watch. 
4990These people died... 
4991because of the criminal actions of my psychiatrist. 
4992He didn't insist I stay on my medication. 
4993So you feel no responsibility for killing these people? 
4994My finger pulled the trigger... 
4995but morally, I'm not responsible. 
4996My psychiatrist knew what I was capable of. 
4997How can I know? I'm not a doctor. 
4998That seems very savvy for a man that's been found... 
4999mentally incompetent to stand trial. 
5000I'm a victim here, too. 
5001My life has been permanently disrupted. 
5002Permanently disrupted? 
5003Hasn't this incident, as you call it... 
5004jump-started your career as an artist? 
5005Isn't there a movie in the works about you? 
5006We're in negotiations. That's correct. 
5007But doesn't the "Son of Sam" law prohibit convicted criminals... 
5008from profiting from their crimes? 
5009Doesn't apply to me. I'm not a criminal. 
5010I wasn't convicted. 
5011I was found to be temporarily insane. 
5012I love America. 
5013No one is responsible for what they do. 
5014-Get in the bathroom. -We'll fuck her first. 
5015-Get in the bathroom. -Fuck her first, right? 
5016Stay there! Shut up! 
5017Right? 
5018I'm Honey from Worldly Escorts. 
5019You called us? 
5020And how are you tonight? 
5021Where's the Czech girl? 
5022Baby, I'm whatever you want me to be. 
5023I'm a little schoolgirl, I'm Mommy, I'm a Czech girl. 
5024I like to do business before we get to pleasure. 
5025Can you put the money on the dresser? 
5026Yeah, but I need the Czech girl. 
5027Daphne... you know her? 
5028It's an outcall service run from a loft. 
5029I don't know the other girls. 
5030-You going to get undressed? -Where's the escort service? 
5031That's confidential. 
5032Can you put the money on the dresser, please? 
5033Yes. Sure. 
5034Thank you. 
5035I'd like to talk with the person who runs the service. 
5036Can you give me her address? 
5037Do we have a problem? 
5038Good, because there's no reason for us to have a problem. 
5039I'm going to make you feel real good. 
5040Sorry, no smoking. 
5041When I'm through with you... 
5042you won't even remember the Czech girl. 
5043Listen to me. 
5044I don't want sex. 
5045Just give me the address, please. 
5046I don't give a shit if you want sex or not... 
5047but you're paying me for my time. 
5048Just listen to me. 
5049Just give me the address, and then you can go. 
5050OK, just... No... What are you doing? 
5051Listen to me. You got to help me! 
5052Calm down and listen to me. 
5053Give me the fucking address, and then you go! 
5054Please, you got to help me. I need your help! 
5055All right! OK! OK! 
5056It's in my purse. No! 
5057Shit! God! 
5058What?! 
5059Help me! 
5060No! Help me! 
5061No! God! Someone! Please help! 
5062No! Help! 
5063The thing that stood out about this girl were her eyes. 
5064She had the most amazing huge blue eyes you've ever seen. 
5065I mean, just absolutely beautiful. 
5066How long they been living in your building? Four years. 
5067Yes, I'll hold. 
5068I'll call as soon as we know something more. 
5069-What do you got? -Milos and Tamina Karlova. 
5070They were quiet, kept to themselves. 
5071Landlord don't know who your girl is. 
5072OK if I smoke? 
5073It's your crime scene now. You can do whatever you want. 
5074Did you watch the news? 
5075No, I must have missed it. 
5076Well, just so you know... 
5077I gave you guys all the credit. 
5078Just so you know... 
5079I don't really care about that stuff. 
5080Why should you? 
5081I don't even watch TV. 
5082Good. That's commendable. 
5083-You get a report from the M.E.? -Sure did. 
5084I want to ask you something. You got a problem with me? 
5085If you found me stepping on your crime scene... 
5086and it was my crime scene yesterday... 
5087it might piss you off, too. 
5088What about the report? 
5089You were right. They were dead before the fire. 
5090The man was stabbed so hard... 
5091the tip of the knife broke off in his spine. 
5092That usually indicates something pretty personal. 
5093Super said he's seen her before, but she didn't live here. 
5094Prettiest suspect I've had in a while. 
5095I don't know if she has anything to do with this. 
5096I saw her after the fire. I thought it was a lead. 
5097Thought maybe she saw something. 
5098Why would they have taken the trouble... 
5099to position the bodies like that? 
5100Maybe they're trying to send somebody a message. 
5101Burial rites are taken seriously in Eastern Europe. 
5102-Could be to humiliate them. -How do you know? 
5103My folks were from Poland. 
5104Where? 
5105Sure it was a knife? 
5106Really? OK. 
5107There was another murder on 8th Avenue in a hotel. 
5108A stabbing. 
5109Clerk said a Russian rented the room. 
5110Mind if I go along with you? 
5111This isn't a fire. There's nothing for you to do. 
5112I'll watch you. Maybe I'll learn something. 
5113This isn't homicide school, kid. 
5114But if you want to help, take that. 
5115What's this? 
5116The matching set for the murder weapon. 
5117This is our second day in America. 
5118First day was very exciting, full of thrills and chills. 
5119Over here is the costar of my new movie. 
5120My partner Emil. 
5121Who's this? 
5122That is New York's finest. 
5123Yeah, that's his case. 
5124Is that all you want? 
5125Do you know how much killer gets for movie rights? 
5126It says he wants a million. 
5127A million? 
5128You're kidding. 
5129The killer gets a million for television interview? 
5130It pays to be a killer in this country. 
5131Taking a bath. 
5132Any I.D.? 
5133-P.D. only. -No, he's OK. 
5134We still got to run some prints. 
5135This kid here from midtown caught the case. 
5136-How you doing? Tommy Cullen. -Hiya, son. 
5137A pleasure to finally meet you. 
5138This is what we got. Figure she's a prostitute. 
5139Judging from the defense wounds on her arms and hands... 
5140she was really fighting for her life. 
5141The room was registered to a Frank Capra. 
5142Capra? Who said this guy's Russian? 
5143The clerk. 
5144Check with the switchboard. See what calls came from here. 
5145I'm on it. Excuse me, gentlemen. 
5146We're waiting on the M.E. to find out if she was raped. 
5147We got a shitload of prints, but they could be anybody's. 
5148Anybody take a piss lately? 
5149Check the toilet seat. 
5150Only one guy checked in? 
5151You want to go to homicide school? 
5152Let me show you something. 
5153The killer was standing there, slashing her. 
5154At death, the heart stops, so you don't bleed anymore. 
5155See these two marks? 
5156Somebody else was standing here while the killer stabbed her. 
5157Murph. 
5158What kind of knife we talking about? 
5159If you look at the marks on the wall over here... 
5160they're wide but not very deep. 
5161This was not your everyday kitchen or pocketknife. 
5162What if the tip was broken off? 
5163Could be. Then we'd probably find it somewhere. 
5164I think we already found it. 
5165There was only one phone call made from this room last night. 
5166I dialed it, and it was an escort service. 
5167-Did you identify yourself? -I'm new, not stupid. 
5168Call communications. Let's get an address on that number. 
5169Good work. 
5170Thanks. 
5171-Going to the escort service? -I'll let you know what happens. 
5172Eddie, you the man, bro! 
5173Eddie, this is ridiculous. 
5174If I ride with you, we can talk over the case. 
5175I'll tell you what. 
5176I'll bounce this coin. You win, you come. 
5177If you don't win, you don't come. Fair enough? 
5178All right, but I call it. 
5179You call it. 
5180One, two, three... 
5181-Tails. -Heads. You lose. 
5182That's bullshit. I didn't get to see. 
5183Go ahead. I'll call it. 
5184Heads. 
5185See? You lost twice. 
5186See you around. 
5187Come on. 
5188All right. 
5189I can't say that. I don't know. 
5190That supposed to be funny? 
5191Yeah, come on. 
5192I'm just joking. 
5193Thanks for letting me come. 
5194No problem. Souvenir. 
5195Two heads. 
5196-Who's there? -Better than one. 
5197Police. We want to ask you some questions. 
5198-You have a warrant? -We're not busting you. 
5199It's Detective Eddie Flemming from Homicide. 
5200Just open the door. We want to talk. 
5201Oh, my God, what an honor. 
5202Rose Hearn. Please come in. 
5203I just saw you on television. 
5204-You look better in real life. -Thank you. 
5205Just give me one second. 
5206What can I help you with, Detective? 
5207I think one of your girls got murdered last night... 
5208at the King Edward Hotel. 
5209What? 
5210Did you send anybody over there? 
5211Yeah. Honey. 
5212Yeah, she's one of my girls. 
5213-She's dead? -I'm afraid so. 
5214Oh, my God. 
5215You all right? 
5216-You want some water? -Please. 
5217Some water, please. 
5218What was she doing there? 
5219She was on a date with a guy. 
5220He called for a Czechoslovakian girl. 
5221I sent him Honey... 
5222because once they get there, it doesn't really matter. 
5223Do you have Czech girls working for you? 
5224No, but he insisted on one. 
5225Does this girl look familiar? 
5226Linda? 
5227What were you saying? 
5228I think I know this girl. Daphne. She's a Czech girl. 
5229I tried to recruit her. I gave her my card. 
5230I never heard back. 
5231She's very popular all of a sudden. 
5232-You have a last name? -I don't know. 
5233I just had two guys come in here a second ago asking about her. 
5234Who were they? 
5235One guy said he was her cousin trying to find her. 
5236They had a video camera. He was taping. 
5237I just wanted them to get out, so I told them where she worked. 
5238Where's that? 
5239It's a salon on 63rd and Madison. 
524063rd and Madison? What's the name? 
5241Ludwig's. She works there. She washes hair. 
5242Leon, Ludwig's Hair Salon. Something might be there. 
5243We think the suspects will be there. 
5244Want a sip? 
5245-I'm on duty. -So am I. 
5246Hunting for Daphne. 
5247I'll go inside. You cover the exit. 
5248Of course. 
5249I always wanted to be a cop when I was a kid. 
5250Dreamt about pulling out my gun, kicking in the door... 
5251yelling "freeze" at the bad guy. 
5252What did you dream about? 
5253Running up to a burning building... 
5254kicking down the door... 
5255rushing through the smoke, and saving a kid. 
5256I guess we're doing it the right way. 
5257If we pulled up to a burning building, I'd let you go first. 
5258Watch out. 
5259Fuck. 
5260The thrill of the hunt. 
5261Excuse me. 
5262Sorry. 
5263I'm looking for Daphne. 
5264I don't know where... Maybe in front. 
5265Thanks. 
5266I've got a temper. 
5267When I lose it, I lose control. 
5268Get out of here! 
5269I didn't intend to kill Milos. 
5270When I went to prison, they beat me. 
5271I still didn't tell he was my partner. 
5272I loved Milos like a brother. 
5273Daphne, will you be coming back to work? 
5274-Yes, in a minute, Ludwig. -Yeah, come. 
5275Thank you. 
5276I don't want to kill you. 
5277But if you talk... 
5278I will. 
5279I thought... 
5280you'd want this. 
5281This was Tamina's necklace. 
5282Keep it. 
5283Let's get out of here. 
5284Good-bye, my love. 
5285Your name's Daphne, right? 
5286Remember at the fire, you saw me? 
5287You were trying to tell me something. 
5288I got it. I smell smoke across the street. 
5289We just want to talk to you. We're here to protect you. 
5290You speak English? 
5291You speak English, don't you? 
5292OK, let's go this way. 
5293Did two guys visit you today? 
5294What's that? Who gave you this? 
5295Across the street, two guys with a video camera. 
5296Don't look! It's OK. Let's just box them in. 
5297You stay here with her. 
5298Come on, let's go. 
5299Shit! Go! 
5300Goddamn ! 
5301Split up! 
5302Fuck! Go! 
5303Son of a bitch ! 
5304Get the fuck out of the road! 
5305Move! Damn ! 
5306On the bus! 
5307-Look out! -Be careful! 
5308Oh, my God! 
5309Excuse me! Move! 
5310I'm a cop! 
5311Hey, look, look! 
5312Watch out! 
5313Perfect! Cut! Print! 
5314Don't shoot! 
5315-Bobby, you OK? -I'm all right. 
5316They went towards the park, towards the park! 
5317You hit? 
5318Got my piece. 
5319-Let's get out of here! -I don't believe this. 
5320Did you get him? 
5321Think so. 
5322I'm here, Leon. 
5323-I'm having a bad day, man. -You'll be OK. 
5324... armed and dangerous. 
5325We've surrounded the park. They've disappeared. 
5326... to parts unknown within Central Park. 
5327-Can you tell us what happened? -I can't talk right now. 
5328What's the fire marshal doing here? 
5329I can't give any statements now. I'm sorry. 
5330Your partner, Leon Jackson, is injured. Correct? 
5331He was hurt, but not seriously. 
5332-You have a suspect in custody? -Now's not a good time. 
5333Detective Jackson was not hurt seriously. That's all. 
5334All right. Eddie, are you all right? 
5335Not a good time. All right? 
5336All right. 
5337-If you'd cooperate... -Let me tell you something. 
5338I want to know who these guys are and how you're involved. 
5339I don't know them. I've never seen them before. 
5340I was showering. Tamina is a friend of mine. 
5341My shower was broken, so she let me use theirs. 
5342-Go on. -That's it. 
5343I saw the killings. I don't know why. 
5344-Why are you protecting them? -I'm not. I'm protecting myself. 
5345From what? Are you here illegally? 
5346Don't worry. We'll talk to Immigration. 
5347-Don't talk to Immigration. -Why not? 
5348You better tell us. We'll find out. 
5349Better it comes from you. 
5350You understand? 
5351Let's make some room. Bring him in. 
5352You want to sit down? 
5353Why don't you sit down? 
5354You want a glass of water? 
5355My little sister and I shared a flat. 
5356I came home one night, and a man was raping her. 
5357His gun was on the chair, I grabbed it... 
5358and when he came at me, I shot him. 
5359That's ajustifiable homicide. 
5360Yes, but he was a cop. 
5361So you shot him, and you killed a cop? 
5362I was living in a small town in Slovakia. 
5363We don't want to hear your life story. 
5364I got an officer shot. Where can we find these guys? 
5365You're a cop. You won't help me. 
5366I won't help you unless you help us. 
5367Eddie, can I talk to you alone for a second? 
5368For a second. 
5369Even if she is telling the truth, she's fucked. 
5370Would you mind letting me talk to her? 
5371Any leads I get, they're yours... 
5372but let me get first crack at her. 
5373You want to talk to her alone? 
5374This girl is scared, you're intimidating her. 
5375Big hotshot celebrity. I'm a nobody. 
5376Maybe she'll open up with me. 
5377Maybe she looks at me different. 
5378What is this? You'll be her savior? 
5379This the girl you'll save from the burning building? 
5380I'm being serious. 
5381OK, I'll give you a head start. 
5382Get her to the station house. Don't let her out of your sight. 
5383She's the only warm body we got left. 
5384Come on, I'm a professional. 
5385Women like that have a way... 
5386of turning professionals into amateurs. 
5387What are you doing? 
5388I've got to light this scene better. 
5389Make it more dramatic. 
5390Just like in the movie, "Silence of the Sheeps." 
5391Shut up. 
5392Hurts? 
5393Big enough? 
5394Just kidding. 
5395Want to get married? 
5396I love you. You want to get married? 
5397Sweetheart. 
5398Come on. 
5399She's here. 
5400She's here? 
5401What does that mean? 
5402"Good luck" in Greek. 
5403Good luck in English. 
5404Are you married? 
5405Do you live alone? 
5406I haven't showered since the killings. 
5407We could stop at your place. 
5408I could take a shower before we go back to custody. 
5409Look, I... 
5410I can't take you back to my place. 
5411Then somewhere else? 
5412How's it going, Eddie? 
5413-Eddie, how are you? -Not too good. 
5414You have a funny way of showing it. 
5415Yeah, me, too. 
5416Why'd you snap at me? 
5417-I didn't snap. -You did. 
5418Just wanted a statement. 
5419I can't answer you every time you want me to. 
5420You didn't have to embarrass me. 
5421Sorry. I didn't mean to embarrass you. 
5422-You know that. -It's all right. 
5423You OK? 
5424Blood is all over your watch. Is it Leon's? 
5425Yeah. Probably. Has to be. 
5426Is he going to be all right? 
5427He'll be OK. 
5428You had that schoolteacher's blood on your shoes. 
5429I don't know how you do it. 
5430Speaking of shoes, you know what I was thinking? 
5431I would like to have... 
5432some shoes next to my shoes. 
5433Wait. 
5434What are you doing? 
5435Forget the phone. What are you... 
5436-Go ahead. Answer the phone. -Shit. 
5437Nicky, it's me. 
5438-Can I call you back? -No. We can't find Katie. 
5439We want you to anchor right now. 
5440Get in a cab and be here in an hour. 
5441Wait a minute. Now? Right now? 
5442You want your shot? Come now. 
5443They want me to anchor. 
5444-Great. -Tonight. 
5445-Great, great. -Oh, my God. 
5446Forget that for a second. What... 
5447No, when you come back. 
5448You promise? We'll talk tonight? 
5449Of course I promise. 
5450I'll see you when you come back. 
5451Go ahead. You'll be great. 
5452I love you, Eddie. 
5453I love you, sweetheart. 
5454-See you tonight. -See you tonight. 
5455Good luck. 
5456Don't be late. 
5457The video of Milos and Tamina... 
5458I told you to erase it. 
5459I erased everything. It's all gone. 
5460Don't lie. I won't be angry. 
5461Why not? 
5462What is it? 
5463What does it look like? It's an address book. 
5464I took it from the black cop. 
5465What's this? 
5466What is it? 
5467"Eddie Flemming." 
5468Why won't you be angry at me for keeping my movie? 
5469You'll see. 
5470Come. Bring the camera. 
5471My name is Frank Capra. 
5472I'm a famous Hollywood director. 
5473There she is! 
5474Warsaw. 
5475Chief, what are you doing here? 
5476What am I doing here? 
5477I came to see how the investigation is going. 
5478I called, and you're not here. 
5479I waited by the station house, you never show up. 
5480I beep you, you don't return my call. 
5481Where the hell have you been? 
5482Ladder 21 was at training. 
5483We stopped there so she could get cleaned up. 
5484What do you mean, cleaned up? 
5485-I let her take a shower. -A shower? 
5486Did you take one, too? 
5487She's been through a lot. I'm trying to help her. 
5488That's really nice of you. 
5489You take a homicide witness to take a shower... 
5490after your partner's been shot. 
5491Are you out of your fucking mind? 
5492You having trouble getting dates? 
5493I told him to take her there. Tommy, get her out of here. 
5494The press was all over. I didn't want her in the news. 
5495I told him to take her someplace quiet till things calmed down. 
5496-Really? -It was my decision. Not his. 
5497I am the Deputy Chief Fire Marshal... 
5498and I like to be included in decisions. 
5499I understand. Once he briefs me... 
5500take over the press conference and the lead in the case. 
5501All right. 
5502I'm ready to be briefed. 
5503-Excuse us. -Sure. 
5504Are you ready to brief me? 
5505Good. 
5506Wait. 
5507Can you just give us a few minutes, please? 
5508Thanks. 
5509Shut that door when you go out. Thanks, guys. 
5510Just so you know, I didn't touch her. 
5511Maybe you should've. Nobody will believe you, including me. 
5512It wasn't the smartest thing to do... 
5513but I swear to you, nothing happened. 
5514It wasn't the smartest thing to do. 
5515You ought to know better. 
5516She's got the potential to hang you. 
5517If she even suggests you made a pass at her, it's over. 
5518You can deny it. It won't matter. 
5519-You never went out on a limb? -Know how you go out on a limb? 
5520You say, "Here's the name of an immigration lawyer." 
5521-You'd believe her, too. -You'll jeopardize your career. 
5522You'll jeopardize your life and my case. 
5523Another piece of advice. 
5524You don't watch TV, but I'll tell you a secret... 
5525The whole fucking world watches television. 
5526When you go out there, they know your face. 
5527And the little bit of fame that I have in this fucking city... 
5528makes my job a lot easier... 
5529and I get a lot more done because of it. 
5530So why'd you stand up for me with the chief? 
5531I don't know. 
5532You remind me of a puppy I had. 
5533Pissed all over the carpet, but I still kept him. 
5534-Let's go. -Captain ! 
5535One at a time, please! 
5536We're looking for 2 male, white suspects in their thirties. 
5537We believe them to be of an Eastern European nationality. 
5538That's another lesson. 
5539You got nothing to say, don't waste their time or yours. 
5540Let somebody else do that. 
5541What's the plan now? 
5542You're on the team, so I'll call you when something happens. 
5543Now I've got to propose to my girlfriend. 
5544Really? Congratulations. 
5545Don't congratulate me. She hasn't said yes yet. 
5546I still think there's something... 
5547I could be doing to help find these guys. 
5548Go home and get some rest. 
5549Sometimes you can try too hard. 
5550Sometimes you have to go away to come back. 
5551Like you did with that shot today? 
5552That's right. 
5553All right. I get it. 
5554Good, 'cause you don't look like you get it. 
5555I get it. 
5556-Sure you get it? -I get it. 
5557-You get it? -No, I get it. 
5558Trust me. I get it. 
5559Why don't you keep it? Don't say I never gave you anything. 
5560Coming. 
5561Nick? 
5562I'm looking for Gayle Cassiopi. 
5563-Cassiopi? -Cassiopi. 
5564I think it's one flight up. 
5565Thanks. 
5566Action. 
5567So. 
5568Who's she? 
5569None of your fucking business. 
5570Who's Nicky? 
5571Beautiful. 
5572It's OK. 
5573You know what I need? I need your opinion. 
5574You do? About what? 
5575You see... 
5576they're going to make a movie about me, too, Eddie... 
5577and write books. 
5578Write books. 
5579And write books? 
5580What's your fucking accomplishment? 
5581I kill someone famous. 
5582And I saw you... 
5583on the page of "People" magazine. 
5584Eddie, look at me. 
5585Good. 
5586Good. Be tough to the end. 
5587Actor who plays you will want you to die like a hero. 
5588Tabloids don't have to do reenactments. 
5589They're going to have a real movie this time. 
5590You film killing me, you'll get away with that? 
5591You're stupider than I thought. 
5592You're both out of your fucking minds. 
5593Turn it off. 
5594Turn it off! 
5595No. We are insane. 
5596Who else but crazy men would film their crimes? 
5597So I kill you... 
5598and if we are caught, we are sent to mental hospital... 
5599but once I'm in the hospital, I say I'm not crazy... 
5600just pretended so I would be acquitted. 
5601We see psychiatrists. 
5602They must certify we are sane... 
5603and because of your double jeopardy law... 
5604we can't be tried for the same crime twice. 
5605We come out free, rich, and famous. 
5606This is a great idea. 
5607This is a fucking great idea. 
5608You think ajury'll buy that bullshit? 
5609You sick fucks. 
5610I'm smarter than Americans. 
5611You watch crybaby talk shows all day long. 
5612Not only will Americans believe me... 
5613they'll cry for me. 
5614So... 
5615Detective Eddie Flemming... 
5616would you like to say good-bye to your Nicky? 
5617Maybe you can propose to her now. 
5618He has nothing to say. 
5619Give me a pillow. 
5620Give me a fucking pillow! 
5621Come here. Start the camera. 
5622Cut! This is my project. 
5623I'm the director, and I say action ! 
5624Shut the fuck up! 
5625Detective Flemming was one of the most decorated... 
5626NYPD detectives in the history of New York. 
5627Among the several thousand arrests he made... 
5628during his career, the famed Stephen Geller case. 
5629He was widely loved by the community he served. 
5630His partner eulogized him. 
5631Eddie was my mentor... 
5632my partner... 
5633Tragedy. Every great film must have one. 
5634... the word "friend." 
5635I will miss him. 
5636I said no. No! No means no. 
5637Do you want me to get ugly? 
5638Gentlemen, I'm sorry. It's a private affair. 
5639-Sorry, no. -Let me get a drink. 
5640Please hold. Just stay on. Hold on. 
5641-You've got a call. -What are you doing here? 
5642Hold on. I'm here. Just stay there. 
5643-Don't be ridiculous. -Trust me. Take this call. 
5644Hang up the phone and get a drink. 
5645Take the call. Take it. 
5646Give it to me. 
5647I'm sorry. 
5648Hello? Who is this? 
5649I made a movie of Eddie Flemming's murder. 
5650How do I know this is you? 
5651You'll know when you meet me. 
5652-Where? -35th and Broadway. 
5653Don't bring the police, or you'll be in next film. 
5654Listen, asshole. I've been threatened by better than you. 
5655No. I'm the best that's ever threatened you. 
5656They'll get you. 
5657We'll talk about that. 
5658About surrendering? 
5659Four o'clock. It gives you time to go to bank. 
5660One million dollars. 
5661Hey, "Top Story." Are you still there? 
5662Yeah. I'm here. It doesn't work that way. 
5663If you don't want my film, I'll call another show... 
5664and they will show it. 
5665I'll meet you. I need two things from you... 
5666I want exclusivity, and you will surrender to me. 
5667Bring cash. 
5668Let's go. 
5669Truck 21 spotted north of the building... 
5670put the aerial ladder up to the roof. 
5671Engine Company 54 and Engine 9... 
5672took hand lines up to the second level. 
5673Truckies cut a hole in the roof over the fire. 
5674So how was the funeral? 
5675Not good. 
5676Did the D.A. videotape her deposition? 
5677He finished a little while ago. 
5678Swing by her apartment, pick up her clothes... 
5679and take her to INS. She's their problem now. 
5680OK, Chief. 
5681Hard to believe. Watch. 
5682-What's this? -I don't know. 
5683"Good luck with all your troubles. 
5684"I'm here if you need me. Ludwig." 
5685Who's he? 
5686My boss. 
5687Why, are you jealous? 
5688Why don't we get your stuff? 
5689Look... 
5690you're a witness to a double homicide. 
5691I can't get involved with you. 
5692All right? 
5693Why don't you go get your bags, and I'll wait here? 
5694Are you all right? 
5695Yeah, I'm fine. 
5696Get back! 
5697No! That's not mine! 
5698Get back! 
5699No! Don't do it! 
5700Come on ! 
5701Hurry! Hurry! 
5702-It's locked. -Where's the key? 
5703-It's not mine. -Get in the bathroom. 
570410-75! 47th and 8th ! 
5705We're trapped! Two alarms on arrival! 
5706Oh, my God. 
5707He's nailed it down. 
5708Don't open the window. It'll suck the fire towards us. 
5709They were here. 
5710Jesus Christ. That's Eddie's. 
5711They were here! 
5712Calm down, Daphne. Just get in the tub. 
5713-There's gasoline. -What? 
5714-What are you doing? -I'm pouring it out. 
5715-It's not going down. -Oh, my God. 
5716Give it to me. 
5717Jesus Christ, it's clogged! 
5718Please do something. We're going to die. 
5719Forget it. They're all clogged. 
5720-Just stay low and stay calm. -Do something! 
5721Just stay low! 
5722Ninety percent people who die in a fire die from eating smoke. 
5723Let me introduce you to my partner... 
5724and the man who started the fire. 
5725Emil. 
5726Emil, say something for your fans, huh? 
5727Stand back and get down ! Stay low. 
5728Stay low! 
5729This'll buy us some time! 
5730Get back! 
5731This is a great film. 
5732We can see fire right now, and Daphne's in the fire. 
5733Tell him it's OK. 
5734Got to go! 
5735Come on, guys. Let's go. 
5736Take care of the boy. 
5737And get her some oxygen ! 
5738-You all right? -What happened up there? 
5739It was a setup. Somebody booby-trapped the apartment. 
5740-Who? -Got to be the same guys. 
5741Speak louder. I can't hear you. 
5742-Jordy, are you hurt? -I'm all right. 
5743What? You have to speak up. 
5744What the hell are you talking about? 
5745What is it? 
5746-Where's Hawkins? -He's not on the premises. 
5747Bring that tape here right now! 
5748Any request for that tape has to go to our attorney! 
5749I am begging you ! You can't let this happen ! 
5750You want that tape, contact the attorney. 
5751You think we're joking? 
5752Back off, man ! 
5753You can't do this! Don't do this to Eddie. 
5754Don't do it to the people of this city. 
5755You can't show the man's murder on TV! 
5756You want the tape, there it is. 
5757Stay tuned for a special edition of "Top Story." 
5758Detective Eddie Flemming's brutal murder was videotaped... 
5759and we will broadcast it after these messages. 
5760Hard to believe. Watch. 
5761Who says you can't be success in America? 
5762I came here with nothing, knowing nobody. 
5763And now, look. 
5764I am success story. 
5765Emil, why did you say "I"? It should be "we." 
5766Don't be paranoid. I gave you half. 
5767I'm Robert Hawkins, and this is "Top Story." 
5768Here we are. 
5769Tonight I present material of a graphic and violent nature... 
5770never before seen on television. 
5771I do so with a heavy heart. 
5772It would only be normal to ask... 
5773why are we showing something so disturbing? 
5774My answer is, as ajournalist... 
5775I am obligated to show it. 
5776I air this tape in loving memory of my friend Eddie Flemming. 
5777Hard to believe. 
5778Watch. 
5779You film killing me, you'll get away with that? 
5780Turn it off. Just turn it off. 
5781Cut! This is my project. 
5782I'm the director, and I say action. 
5783Shut the... up! 
5784Why did you leave that in about being a director? 
5785-Because I am the director. -What? 
5786Don't you fucking realize that if it wasn't for my idea... 
5787no fucking way we'd be sitting here right now? 
5788-Your idea? -My idea. 
5789Is that the guy? 
5790Don't you understand? 
5791This is a great American movie, and who made it? 
5792I made it all. I was the director. 
5793-Who are you? -I am everything. 
5794This is what America wants... violence and sex. 
5795Before we hand in the next video, I'll put titles on it. 
5796And my credit will read, "Directed by Oleg Razgul." 
5797But there is only one problem. 
5798One credit, but I don't share credit. 
5799You got it? 
5800You think you're a director? 
5801You're just a little, small, Russian piece of shit. 
5802This is Robert Hawkins for "Top Story." 
5803We'll be back after this. 
5804All right, I'm here. Jesus. 
5805This is the man I told you about. 
5806This is Bruce Cutler. 
5807Bryan, come get this from here. 
5808I am Emil. I'm insane. 
5809-Are you my lawyer? -Not just yet. 
5810I got your money. 
5811Where is it? 
5812Shit, where is it? 
5813He's got the camera! He's got the movie! 
5814Let's sit down and talk a minute. 
5815Don't move! 
5816Get your hands up and drop the gun ! 
5817Drop the goddamn gun ! 
5818What did you hit him for? He surrendered! 
5819Go tight on them. 
5820He's unarmed and hurt! Emil, I'm going with you. 
5821Come on ! 
5822I'm coming down there with you. I'm his lawyer. 
5823-Turn the camera off! -Keep rolling! 
5824Keep filming! Keep filming! 
5825-I'm invoking his rights! -What's going on? 
5826I'm going with you, Emil. 
5827Fuck! 
5828Emil, I'm going down there with you. 
5829-What's going on?! -They'll take you downtown. 
5830-I'll take him. -No! He's mine! 
5831Don't argue with me. 
5832-He's my collar! -He killed my partner! 
5833After he's booked, he's yours, but I'm walking him in ! 
5834All right, have your 15 minutes. Tommy, ride with him. 
5835Get in the fucking car. 
5836Don't speak to him! 
5837Put your head in ! Get him in the car! 
5838Put your head in, you fool! 
5839You ought to be ashamed of yourself. 
5840Bullshit, Leon ! I got him off the streets! 
5841-Bravo, Mr. Hawkins! -Back off. 
5842You are sick! 
5843I'm fed up with your fucking bullshit! 
5844That is crap, and you know it! 
5845Get out of here! 
5846Jordy, where are you going? 
5847You're going to lose everybody! 
5848What are you doing? 
5849This is not the way to the station ! 
5850Talk to me! You're losing them! 
5851Answer me, man ! 
5852-Answer me! -Where am I? 
5853-What the hell... -What's going on? 
5854Hold on. Jordy, wait! 
5855Come on ! 
5856-Where's my lawyer? -God damn it! 
5857What's wrong with you? Shit! 
5858Fuck you ! What's going on? 
5859Wait a minute! 
5860Jordy, you can't do this! 
5861-Listen ! -Get out of the way! 
5862Jordy, listen, man, please! 
5863How'd you know how to rig that apartment? 
5864My father was a fireman. 
5865He taught me about fire. Now it's my friend. 
5866-Take a walk. -You're not thinking straight. 
5867He knew he'd get caught. 
5868That's why you taped Eddie's murder! 
5869I want this son of a bitch dead, too. 
5870You can't kill him in cold blood! 
5871Get the hell out of here! Get in the car! 
5872Listen to me! I won't let you do this! 
5873Tommy, get in the car and go! 
5874Now go! 
5875Fuck it, man ! Shit! 
5876Something fucking funny? 
5877Refreshing. 
5878You think this is funny? 
5879Turn around! 
5880You want to be famous? 
5881You want headlines? 
5882All right, now's your chance. 
5883Put your hands up. 
5884Get your goddamn hands up! 
5885Turn around. 
5886You want to be a real American, right? 
5887Want to be a tough guy? 
5888Here's Eddie's gun. Remember him? 
5889You want to be famous? Shoot me. 
5890Want headlines? Money? Celebrity? Shoot me! 
5891You can't kill me. You're not a cop. 
5892You're just a fireman with a gun. 
5893I'll make it easy. 
5894You Americans are pussies without your missiles and money. 
5895You won't kill me. 
5896You don't have the balls. 
5897Don't do it, brother! 
5898Kill me. 
5899Get up! 
5900You're mine now, sucker! 
5901You are out of control, you know that? 
5902Here's Eddie's gun. 
5903Where you going? 
5904I lost my shoe. 
5905I want my shoe. 
5906Get him out of here! 
5907Emil Slovak is a victim here. 
5908He is not a culprit. 
5909We all appreciate the tragedy of Detective Flemming's death. 
5910I represent Mr. Slovak. 
5911He was operating under the influence of his partner. 
5912This will all come out at the trial... 
5913and Emil will be vindicated. 
5914I will see to that. 
5915-Good job. -Thanks. 
5916How you feeling? 
5917I brought letters. 
5918Fan mail from women. One wants to buy you a suit... 
5919another sent money, and another one wants money. 
5920-Did you bring cigarettes? -I did. 
5921The perception out there is very bad right now. 
5922And perception is reality. 
5923You may not be crazy... 
5924but I want to get that message out now. 
5925That's our only defense in this case. 
5926You have to focus on three things... 
5927paranoia, fear, and delusions. 
5928I was all of those. 
5929But you never appreciated the severity of it until now. 
5930Of course not. How could I? 
5931I was paranoid, fearful, and deluded. 
5932Now, what about Oleg? 
5933They're looking all over for him. 
5934Haven't found him. Maybe he went back to Russia. 
5935No, he's here. 
5936Let's forget about him and focus on you. 
5937You're what's most important. 
5938What about my movie rights? Book rights? 
5939For you? 
5940I have not thought about that. 
5941How much do you want? What's your cut? 
5942I think we could be partners. Fifty-fifty. 
5943No. No way. 
5944Thirty percent, no more. 
5945We're in it together. 
5946I thought forty percent might be all right. 
5947Oh, my God! No. 
5948Thirty, or I call another lawyer. 
5949This is the biggest case of your life. 
5950Don't try to negotiate. Say yes or no. 
5951I can live with thirty percent. 
5952It's important you understand this is not all about money. 
5953What else do you need? 
5954I need to know about you, what makes you tick. 
5955I need to know your background. 
5956Your mother, father, brother, sister, everything. 
5957That's what I need to know. 
5958My father always degraded me. 
5959He killed my self-esteem. 
5960He hated me from the day when I was born. 
5961Emil Slovak will appear in court today. 
5962His lawyer... 
5963Stay focused. Start again. 
5964Emil Slovak will appear in court today. 
5965His lawyer will argue that his client is mentally unfit... 
5966This is such bullshit. 
5967In a related matter... 
5968Mr. Slovak's attorney, Bruce Cutler... 
5969famous for handling sensational cases... 
5970claims his client is unfit to stand trial. 
5971Bobby, give me a break. 
5972Hello? No, not you, hon. 
5973Hello? No, we have no comment. 
5974... his partner Oleg Razgul, who threatened to kill him... 
5975if he didn't follow his orders. 
5976I got to go! 
5977I'm going back to the Czech Republic... 
5978to face the charges against me. I'm innocent. 
5979If she shot a cop who raped her sister... 
5980in this country, she'd be a hero. 
5981I approached him and asked for some spare change. 
5982Politely, right? 
5983Whereupon he pulls out his big gun... 
5984pushed me up in the tree, handcuffs me like this... 
5985and then he takes my money. 
5986Left me here exposed to all the elements. 
5987Un-fucking-believable. Look at this fucking guy. 
5988Kids, if you out there... 
5989don't hate your firemen. 
5990Not all fire marshals like this. 
5991It's not like this, so keep the love. 
5992Hard to believe. You're watching "Top Story." 
5993How could you forget handcuffing a civilian to a tree... 
5994in Central Park in the middle of the night? 
5995Chief, I know I screwed up... 
5996but this guy is not some innocent civilian. 
5997He'll end your career and probably mine! 
5998End my career? 
5999The press will be all over us! 
6000Get the fuck back to your desks! 
6001Chief, look at my file. 
6002I've never had a complaint. I crack big cases. 
6003-Your record doesn't matter! -It should! 
6004Past history! Don't you get it? 
6005I'm sorry. It's unfortunate I have to make decisions... 
6006based on your press coverage, but I do. 
6007You're suspended without pay... 
6008pending a department trial. 
6009Not to mention your criminal charges. 
6010That's not right. 
6011Just get yourself a damn good lawyer. 
6012... over a million dollars for the disputed video. 
6013In related news, Emil Slovak is back in court tomorrow... 
6014where we'll learn if he is competent to stand trial. 
6015Meanwhile, the massive manhunt continues for Oleg Razgul... 
6016the alleged mastermind behind the murder of Eddie Flemming. 
6017"Action News" has learned that Slovak won't have to worry... 
6018about how to pay for his defense. 
6019He has received movie offers... 
6020and has been in conversations with publishers... 
6021concerning the rights to his story. 
6022Further developments are expected today... 
6023in the bizarre Eddie Flemming murder case. 
6024Judge Stanley Stern will issue his ruling... 
6025on alleged killer Emil Slovak's insanity plea. 
6026If the court rules in his favor today... 
6027Mr. Slovak will be transferred to the psych ward... 
6028at Rikers Island before being remanded to the custody... 
6029of a permanent institution for the mentally ill. 
6030Slovak's attorney Bruce Cutler has maintained... 
6031an abusive childhood is to blame for his client's actions. 
6032The Czech national apparently has a history... 
6033of physical and emotional trauma from an alcoholic father. 
6034What's ever left over, keep it. 
6035Thanks, buddy. 
6036Keep the Statue of Liberty in the background. 
6037-How do I look? -Beautiful. 
6038Thanks. Fuck you. Roll. 
6039What are you looking at? 
6040Forget about him. Let's go. 
6041All right. Just roll. 
6042All right. Let's go. 
6043Bruce Cutler, do you have a statement for us? 
6044It's been a difficult and long day for us. 
6045Emil has been found incompetent to stand trial. 
6046In times of extreme stress, as a result of delusions... 
6047he could not appreciate the wrongfulness of his acts... 
6048and therefore he's not liable for his acts. 
6049This is a victory for the mentally ill... 
6050and before Emil is taken on the boat... 
6051to the psychiatric ward at Rikers Island... 
6052it should be noted that what he did... 
6053he was forced to do by Oleg Razgul... 
6054a dangerous and demented individual at liberty now... 
6055in the streets of New York, and both Emil and I... 
6056look forward to when he is brought to justice. 
6057What are you looking at, you piece of shit? 
6058Officers, watch him. He assaulted my client. 
6059That's it? This scumbag kills Eddie Flemming... 
6060and spends the rest of his life in a country club nuthouse? 
6061What about the victims? What about the families? 
6062Marshal, I understand you don't agree... 
6063but this is the system and the law. 
6064Let's go. 
6065I can kill you. I'm insane. 
6066We need this area cleared. Move back. 
6067Two-shot of Cutler and Slovak. All right. 
6068Give me the boat in the background. 
6069Emil knew exactly what he was doing. 
6070Watch this. 
6071All right. 
6072Turn it off. 
6073This tape I kept for myself. 
6074In hospital I say I'm not crazy... 
6075and because of your double jeopardy law... 
6076we can't be tried for the same crime twice. 
6077We come out free, rich, and famous. 
6078Can we deal for this? 
6079It's free. 
6080Bruce! What would you say to evidence... 
6081that proves your client is not insane? 
6082"Top Story" has the truth from Oleg Razgul himself. 
6083You knew what you were doing. 
6084It's all in my movie. 
6085Officers, do your duty and arrest this man. 
6086I'm not the killer. I'm the director. Action ! 
6087-Back off! -Let her go! 
6088Everyone, back away from me! Tell him to put his gun down ! 
6089Do not fire your weapons! 
6090-Stay back! -Nobody's going to fire. 
6091-Hold that line! -Let her go! 
6092Tell him to put his gun down. Stay back! 
6093-Get that shotgun out of here! -Stay back! 
6094Nobody's firing. Everybody, get back! 
6095Do not fire, anyone! Lower those weapons! 
6096Now! Lower! 
6097Tell him to put his gun down ! 
6098Let her go! 
6099If he doesn't lower his gun, I'll fucking kill her! 
6100Officer, lower that weapon ! 
6101-Remember Eddie! -Shut up! 
6102Do not fire that weapon ! 
6103I'll surrender if he lowers his gun ! 
6104Don't you let this piece of shit surrender! 
6105If you don't let me surrender, I kill her now. 
6106I don't care! 
6107-Do not fire that weapon ! -Shut up! 
6108Jordy, God damn it! You take that fucking shot! 
6109Officer, for the last time, lower your weapon ! 
6110He's lowered the weapon. Don't shoot her. 
6111You take that shot, Jordy. 
6112He lowered his weapon. Don't shoot her. 
6113No! Jordy! No. 
6114He lowered the weapon, all right? 
6115You're OK. Don't look back. 
6116Don't look at him. 
6117Fuck! Did you get that? Fuck! 
6118Come on, let's get you out of here. 
6119Come on, let's go. 
6120Boss, he's still alive. 
6121Come on. Let's go. 
6122A film by Oleg Razgul. 
6123How was that? 
6124That was great. 
6125Thanks. 
6126I thought you might want that. 
6127Alan, here. Take this camera. 
6128Marshal, you feel up to making a statement? 
6129Forget it. No statement. Cut the camera. 
6130Listen, I can help you. Take a lesson from Eddie. 
6131The media can be a powerful ally. 
6132Eddie was my friend. I'd like to be yours, too. 
6133Good job. 
6134-You OK? -I'm fine. Fuck him. 
6135Follow him walking away, then whip back to me. 
6136We've been talking with Fire Marshal Jordan Warsaw. 
6137He's understandably overwhelmed with what's just occurred... 
6138the tragic end of two vicious psychopaths... 
6139who attempted to manipulate the news media... 
6140for their own greed and egos. 
6141We at "Top Story" will never be used in this way. 
6142Our goal is to bring you the news in all its complexity. 
6143The truth was the real hero here today... 
6144and we're proud to bring it to you on "Top Story." 
6145This is Robert Hawkins. Good night. 
6146</DOC>
6147<DOC><DOCNO>6</DOCNO><TITLE>16_Blocks.xml</TITLE>
6148<WORDS>8640</WORDS><UNIQ_WORDS>1183</UNIQ_WORDS>
6149This is Detective Jack Mosley. Shield number 227. 
6150I guess this will be my last will and testament. 
6151This is for Diane. 
6152When this day is over, they're gonna come and talk to you about this... 
6153... and they're gonna... They're gonna tell you what happened, Diane. 
6154But what they tell you is not really what happened here. 
6155So I hope that you get this. 
6156I was trying to do a good thing. 
6157Police! Get down! Everybody, down! 
6158Down! Get down! 
6159Go, go, go! Come on! 
6160- Clear. - Police. Get down. 
6161Seal it off. 
6162Agent 10-10, we're all secure. 
6163All right, we're out of here. 
6164It's clear. 
6165You smell that? 
6166Couple hours. We gotta move now. Would you turn that thing off? 
6167All right, who's downstairs we don't need? 
6168It's all yours. Good luck. 
6169I hate to do this, Jack, but I need you to sit on this until uniforms get here. 
6170- All right. - Just hang until you're relieved. 
6171All right. 
6172Don't touch anything. 
6173Any word on the suspects? 
6174- What do you want me to tell you? - What did you tell them? 
6175I saw someone out there. 
6176Yeah, yeah. Come on. 
6177- Anything for me? - Breath mints. 
6178Sergeant Cannova called. Wants you to write up this wire request. 
6179Said to make sure you get the right dates on them. 
6180The particulars are on your desk, and he needs it by tonight. 
6181All right. 
6182All right, well, we can have an officer come by about 8 a. m. Tomorrow. 
6183You gave her two? 
6184Well, you know, we do what we can. 
6185Hey, Jack, I forgot to tell you, the lieutenant's looking for you. 
6186He wants you to find him right away. 
6187Yeah, yeah. 
6188Well, listen. All right, well, I'll call you. 
6189Hey, Mosley. 
6190- Mosley. - Yeah. 
6191Grace tell you to find me? 
6192- Yeah, just a minute ago. - All right, need a favor. 
6193Get this guy from lockup and run him to Centre Street. 
6194The DA needs him ASAP. He's gotta be in front of a grand jury before 10. 
6195I signed out. 
6196You signed the sheet? 
6197Well, not technically, no. But I mean, I'm signed out. 
6198Then consider yourself on overtime. 
6199Captain Gruber called. We need this thing done. 
6200Don't you got some mutt that takes care of this? 
6201I got Keenan, but he's still on the verrazano. He's behind some overturned truck. 
6202I'm tired. I mean, look, normally, you know me, I don't say no. 
6203I know you been working all night, Jack... 
6204... but who's the detective and who's the lieutenant here? 
6205I mean, Jack, I got nobody else. 
6206It's a nothing thing. 
6207One hundred and eighteen minutes to get a little hemorrhoid 16 blocks. 
6208I'll let you come in to work late tomorrow. 
6209Yeah, yeah. 
6210Edward Bunker. 
6211Yeah, that's me, officer. Eddie Bunker, right here. 
6212Down here, the last cell. 
6213- Come back in an hour. - What do you mean, come back? 
6214He's supposed to wear a suit when he leaves. 
6215- And? - It's not here yet. 
6216Just get him out here, all right? 
6217They said he'd wear a suit. 
6218No, yeah, I'm supposed to get a suit. It's a three-piece suit. It's gray. 
6219It's got... Wait. Yeah. 
6220It's a three-button, it's gray, it's got cuffs on the pants. 
6221They brought the catalog down. I picked it out of the catalog. 
6222I'm not supposed to leave without it. Wait. 
6223I'm not supposed to leave without that suit. 
6224- You tell it to him. - No, that's why you brought my shoelaces. 
6225- Come on, come on. - I'm not supposed to. 
6226- Yo, yo, you take the old lady, right? - Yeah, you sure? 
6227The old lady goes into the car, otherwise she dies. 
6228- You think so? - Yeah, man. 
6229That's what... I don't know. You gotta figure out the answer for yourself. 
6230Everybody just calm down. Officer, I'm going to court. 
6231- I'm supposed to have a suit. - Hey. 
6232Shut up. Here's your property. 
6233- It's not a good sign. - Hands behind your back. 
6234- Hold on, I'm trying... - Hands behind your back. 
6235I don't even have my... All my prop... Wait one minute. 
6236It's not right. They promised me the suit. 
6237I picked it out of the catalog... Wait, my book. 
6238I can't leave without my book. My book is very important to me. 
6239Why are we rushing like this? It's not a good sign. 
6240- Hey. - What's the damn answer? 
6241- Hey! - Shut up. 
6242- I hate police. - Half a tank. 
6243You could have had a little more patience. 
6244This suit don't mean nothing to you. You probably got a bunch of suits. 
6245But it's a whole different thing to me. 
6246These cars don't ever change, huh? 
6247Traditional cruisers. 
6248And the same retarded hump in the middle. 
6249Smell the same way, like Lysol and vomit. 
6250I hope nobody vomited back here. They probably did. 
6251Hey, man, let me ask you something. 
6252I'm trying to figure this out. 
6253You driving along in your hurricane, right? 
6254There's three people at the bus stop. 
6255Yeah, one is an old lady. She's sick, she about to die. 
6256The second one is your best friend. 
6257He saved your life, right? 
6258And the third is the girl of your dreams. 
6259Right, but check it out... 
6260... you only got space in the car for one person. 
6261Right? Who you take? 
6262It's a riddle that's supposed to tell what type of person you are... 
6263... like where you at in your life. 
6264It's a hypothetical question, man, damn. 
6265It's just a hypothetical... 
6266Well, good. Fine, good. I guess that's my answer. 
6267Why don't you get on the loudspeaker? 
6268Put the Hawaii Five-0 light on or something. 
6269Use your police power. Put on a little siren. 
6270Make room, make a hole. 
6271Isn't that the saying, "Make a hole, make a hole"? 
6272Go on, make a hole. 
6273Signs. Everywhere, signs, signs, signs. All over, man. 
6274I used to not even see nothing like that, man. 
6275And then I start seeing them. And I start looking for them. 
6276And everything just start falling in place. 
6277I'm gonna be all right, where I'm supposed to be. 
6278I ain't got my suit, but once they get my testimony... 
6279... they drop my charges, I'm free. 
6280It's making sense to me. 
6281I believe in that. 
6282Being in the right place. 
6283Being where you supposed to be. You believe in that? 
6284I believe life's too long and guys like you make it even longer. 
6285Life's too long? 
6286Damn. 
6287That's some cold shit, man. I ain't never heard nobody say no shit like that. 
6288Usually you hear about people trying to make their life longer, you know? 
6289Trying to stay alive a little longer. You sound a little... 
6290... depressed or something, you all right? 
6291You stopping? 
6292This ain't the courthouse, man. What you doing? 
6293Yo. 
6294Yo, why you stopping? 
6295You gonna rush me out to court, and now you stopping? What are you...? 
6296Hey. Hey, man. 
6297Hey, man. Listen, man, I got an important appointment after my court date, man. 
6298That shit ain't funny, man. Come on, man. It's not a game, man. 
6299Yo. 
6300Some bullshit, man. 
6301Hey. Hey! 
6302No, man. It ain't Miller Time, man. 
6303The weather will be clear early morning, but the rest of the day... 
6304Sam. Hey, Angela. 
6305So we are looking at a hot, humid day. 
6306Looks like temperature might reach 100 degrees... 
6307... so don't forget to pack your sunscreen. 
6308Add a pack of these, will you? 
6309I know this dude smelled funny. I got the wrong dude, man. 
631017.50. What? 
6311Hey, don't open it. Come over here. 
6312What time is it, man? 
6313It's 8:11. 
6314That's a good sign. That's a good sign. 
6315I'm on my way. I'm gonna get there. 
6316- Want change? - No, you keep the change. 
6317Keep the change. All right, you have a good day. 
6318- I don't want the peanuts. - Bye. 
6319No, man. Can't do nothing for you, understand? 
6320Hey, you better give me that change. I'm gonna need that. 
6321You see my situation right here? 
6322No, no, no! No, no, no! 
6323Hey! 
6324How am I supposed to get out? 
6325- Come on. - Help me. Help me. 
6326- My book. Why did you stop? - Go, left, go. Left. 
6327Move. Move. Move. 
6328Wait. Freeze! 
6329In here. Come on. 
6330Shit. 
6331Hey! 
6332Just get out of here, now! Go on. Go! 
6333Come on, let's go. That way, let's go. Go, go. 
6334Ready? Here. 
6335Let's go. Go. 
6336- Dominic, get people out of here, right now. - Jesus, Jackie. What's going on? 
6337- Everybody. You too. - All right, okay. 
6338- Let's go. - Come on, come on, come on. 
6339Hey, yo. 
6340Come on, keep going. Come on. Come on, move it. 
6341Yeah, this is Detective Jack Mosley, shield number 227. 
6342I am 10-13, at... Hold on a minute. 
6343- Dominic, what's the address here? - 133 Mulberry. 
6344133 Mulberry. 
6345Mulberry Street. 
6346All right. 
6347Is they coming? 
6348I don't know why you stopped, man. 
6349I don't know why you would do that, man. 
6350They said you were nobody. 
6351- I ain't nobody. - Shut up. 
6352You a wino. You need to stop drinking, that's what you need. 
6353Shut up. 
6354Jack? 
6355- Frank. - Hey. 
6356You all right? 
6357- Yeah. - Yeah? 
6358We were on Mott when the call went out. Heard it was you. 
6359Got here as soon as we could. 
6360Oh, hi. 
6361- Hey. - You all right? 
6362- Yeah, I'm all right. - You having fun? 
6363- No. - No? Oh, well. 
6364Gotta have fun. 
6365- What's up, Jack? - Hey, man. Hi. 
6366You did a really great, great job, man. 
6367You got yourself a bad guy. 
6368Been a while, huh? Yeah. 
6369We got the second shooter half a block from here, so it's done. 
6370- Sure you're okay? - Yeah. 
6371I'm just getting my wind. I was running. 
6372Why don't you let us take it from here. 
6373Oh, yeah. 
6374We'll get the kid where he belongs, and you don't have to worry about a thing. 
6375- We'll get you home. - Yes, please. 
6376Please, please, officer. That's a very good idea... 
6377... because, honestly, I don't think this dude is doing too good. 
6378I told him not to stop. 
6379I asked him not to stop. He just had to stop. 
6380That's when everything happened. Dude came to the window. 
6381I have a very important appointment aft... 
6382Jack. 
6383Hey, Shue. 
6384Come on. Here. 
6385Why don't you take this. Come on. 
6386We'll get you out of here. Got a car waiting. All right? 
6387Get some sleep. 
6388Jack? 
6389The kid was gonna testify against Jerry. 
6390He saw Jerry doing some business. 
6391Now, we both know that Jerry has never been a standup guy like you and me. 
6392He'll roll over, they indict him. We can't have that. 
6393No. It's gonna hurt a lot of us. 
6394Come on. 
6395See, this whole thing caught us... It caught us completely unaware. 
6396It was supposed to be Teach's nephew driving him. 
6397But he got stuck out there in traffic, who knows where... 
6398... so then your lieutenant, he pegged you. 
6399You know, just the wrong time and the wrong place for you today. 
6400All right. Now, you know that I would never put you in a position like this, right? 
6401You know that, huh? 
6402And I never figured you'd cap one of those guys. 
6403- That's what I get for hiring drug addicts. - Grab the gun. 
6404Grab the gun. There you go. 
6405Come on. Frank? 
6406- Here we go. - All right, here we go. Jack. 
6407Squeeze the trigger. 
6408All right. Let go of the gun. Let go of the gun. 
6409I figure it like this. 
6410You... You pop the guys trying to spring the kid. 
6411The kid, well, he gets your gun. 
6412And he takes you hostage. 
6413So we came in and saved the day. 
6414He died, you lived. 
6415Now, this could be a good thing for you, Jack. 
6416Get you back where you belong. 
6417- Are you still with? - Stand up. 
6418- You still with what's-her-name? - Come on, stand up. 
6419- What are you waiting for? - What's her name? 
6420Caroline. 
6421It's Caroline. 
6422This changes everything, Jack. 
6423Over here. 
6424Come on, Frank. 
6425Kid, get up. Come on. 
6426Shit. Man, shit. 
6427All right, Jack, it's 8:25. 
6428- You stay there. - Listen to me, the jury's tenure ends at 10. 
6429All right? The kid gets there one minute past, all this... 
6430... it doesn't matter. 
6431And all you gotta do is look the other way. 
6432All right? We still got options here. 
6433Okay? 
6434We just want the kid. 
6435Jack, Jack, Jack, just let me help you. 
6436All right? 
6437Back up. 
6438Jack, once you go out that door... 
6439... I can't help you. 
6440Please just back up, Frank. Just back up. 
6441He shot a cop. 
6442What the hell did you see? What did you see? 
6443That cop back there. 
6444I seen him around my way... 
6445... holding a gun in this little Puerto Rican kid's mouth. 
6446Come on. Let's go. 
6447He said he'd kill his mother if he testified. 
6448What you doing that for? We need that. 
6449The shell in that gun was over 20 years old. Lucky it went off at all. 
6450- They didn't tell you Shue was a cop? - No, they didn't tell me. 
6451They showed me a picture, that was it. 
6452Well, congratulations, because you're about to testify against one of New York's worst. 
6453- What? - Fellas, look, the clock's ticking. 
6454He's gotta be at the courthouse by 10. We know where he's going. 
6455Mulvey, you're coming with me. 
6456- Know where you're going? - Take the north side. 
6457- You got it, let's go. - Come on. 
6458- Captain. - Where are we, Frank? 
6459Well, we're putting descriptions out over precinct channels. 
6460No names, or that one's a cop. It'll help to have some eyes. 
6461- How long can you sit on this? - He shot a cop. 
6462You're the precinct captain, Dan. How long? 
6463I don't know. Hour, maybe a little more. 
6464- Who's on this with you? - My guys. 
6465Ortiz and Maldonado from the 66. Touhey and Kaller from the 111. 
6466A couple others you don't wanna know about. 
6467The guy was your partner for 20 years. 
6468What the hell happened in there? 
6469- Is he drunk? - I don't know. 
6470I don't know. We woke him up. 
6471Hopefully he'll do what he always does, and we can go back to work. 
6472If he doesn't? 
6473We gotta quash this thing before he gets his legs back. 
6474These are his streets. 
6475This could get ugly for all of us if that kid talks. 
6476- He can't talk. - He won't talk. 
6477Look, I appreciate what you did for me back there... 
6478... but I'm starting to think you're not the dude for this. 
6479I mean, you're out of breath, you're hung-over. 
6480Your leg is gonna give out on you any second, man. 
6481I got someplace I need to be at 12, you understand? 
6482I need to be finished at court by 10... 
6483... or I'm not gonna get where I'm supposed to get. 
6484- You understand what I'm saying? - All right, I understand. 
6485- You're not listening to what I'm saying. - Wait, come here. Come here. 
6486Come on. 
6487Hung-over. 
6488A bad leg. 
6489No gun. 
6490- Bobby? - Yeah? 
6491- You thinking what I'm thinking? - I'm already there. 
6492Oh, God. 
6493Come on, let's go. 
6494Listen, just stay put right here. I'll be right back. 
6495Come on, man, don't take long. We gotta go. 
6496Hurry up. 
6497- Hey, man, where your bathroom? - What? 
6498Your bathroom. Where your bathroom at? 
6499Down at the end of the hall. 
6500Yeah. 
6501That's what you look like when you smile, huh? 
6502You was probably drinking then too. 
6503There's the lady. 
6504Redhead. She cute. That ain't bad. 
6505Hey, man. Come on, don't be stopping to get high or nothing like that. 
6506Man, we gotta go. 
6507Make sure you lift the seat up before you go. 
6508It's up already. 
6509Maybe you left it like that, huh? 
6510I'm coming. 
6511Hey, Jack. 
6512Jack Mosley. 
6513Why did you do that? 
6514Do what? 
6515Shoot that cop. 
6516Cops... 
6517... they don't shoot other cops. 
6518Especially over nobody like me. 
6519It's a long way to go for a stranger, you know. 
6520Thank you. 
6521I never had nobody... 
6522Hell, man, you know. 
6523I don't rock with the police, you know what I'm saying? 
6524- Finger off the trigger. - They never been my friend. 
6525- Then here you come. - On the ground. 
6526It's kind of bugging me out, you know. 
6527You on some vigilante business. 
6528Let's go. 
6529- Jack... - Put your arms around the pole. 
6530I don't know what to think anymore. 
6531- Here. Cuff yourself. - What are you doing, Jack? 
6532Yeah, it's a little strange. 
6533You know? By any definition, this here. 
6534All right, kid. Good. 
6535Okay. 
6536Okay, okay, okay. 
6537Okay. 
6538Okay. 
6539You should have done what you always do, Jack. 
6540- Where's your phone? - It's on the left-hand side. 
6541They know I'm here. If I don't answer it... 
6542- Jack? - Let's go, kid. Come on. 
6543- Bob. - Bob's a little tied up right now, Frank. 
6544All right, I'm impressed, Jack. 
6545Did you shoot him too? 
6546Send someone to check on Bobby. 
6547Jack, you're not up to this. 
6548All right? It's gonna end bad for you. 
6549You lost the kid, didn't you? 
6550He bailed on you. Well, you know what? 
6551That is the best thing that could have happened. 
6552So why don't you go home. 
6553Forget about what happened. 
6554We'll take it from here. Are you looking for him? 
6555And you can't find him. 
6556We're gonna find him, all right? 
6557We're gonna find him. 
6558All right, Jack, now you can hang up. 
6559Where are you, kid? 
6560All right. Now, let's see which way he went. 
6561Did he go up? Did he go down? 
6562In or out, Jackie. Which way did he go? 
6563Let's see if he went down. 
6564- Excuse me, sir, do you mind swiping? - Get a job, man. 
6565Ma'am, would you mind swiping me in? 
6566Ma'am? Ma'am, would you mind swiping me in, please, ma'am? 
6567I have a very important appointment I have to... 
6568Excuse me, ma'am, would you mind...? Somebody mind swiping me in? 
6569I'm trying to get to an important appointment. 
6570Somebody help me. Somebody help me. 
6571Somebody help me. 
6572Hey. 
6573Come here. 
6574- Come on. Go. - Thank you. Thank you very much. 
6575Eddie! 
6576- Oh, no. - What are you doing? 
6577- Why are you running? - What do you want? 
6578It's too much, man. I'm doing the rest on my own. 
6579I'm doing what I said. I'm getting out of here. 
6580- Lf I can find you, they can find you! - I'm doing what I said. 
6581Eddie, listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me! 
6582- I'm your only friend down here. - No, you're not my friend. 
6583- I can do this... - Friend? You don't even know me! 
6584And get me where? You gonna get me shot. 
6585Ever since I've been with you, people been trying to shoot me. People you know! 
6586Look, man, I got someplace I need to be. I got something I need to do. 
6587Unless you gonna shoot me or arrest me, I'm going, Jack. 
6588- I can't let you leave. - Thank you, Jack Mosley. I'm going. 
6589- You can't leave. - Yes, I can. Thank you, Jack Mosley. 
6590Stop. Don't do that. Stop. 
6591Ladies and gentlemen...! You're not going. Come here. 
6592Eddie! 
6593Okay, okay. Okay, we gotta go. 
6594- Move! Move! - Get out of the way! 
6595Move! Move! 
6596- Here, come on. - What are you doing? 
6597Taxi! Hey! 
6598Taxi! 
6599It's Kaller. He just missed them at the Canal Street station. 
6600Where, where, where? 
6601Shit. Where the hell is he? 
6602Goddamn it. 
6603We're gonna find you. 
6604Yeah, this is Detective Nugent. I need a triangulation... 
6605... on Detective Torres' cell phone. Area code 935... 
6606That cop back at the apartment, he said you should do what you always do. 
6607What did he...? What did he mean by that? 
6608You're not doing what you always do, huh? 
6609Jack Mosley, I get it. I see the signs. 
6610I'm where I'm supposed to be. I was wrong. You're the right guy. 
6611I could have got another guy, did something different, but I got you. 
6612I appreciate it. You're the right guy. 
6613- Okay? - Okay. 
6614- This is Comtech, over. - Yeah, go, this is Nugent. 
6615GPS indicates they're on Bowery. 
6616Repeat, Bowery, moving south towards Pell. 
6617Speed indicates they're on foot. 
6618Are you hearing this, boys? He's in Chinatown. 
6619Let's move in. 
6620- What's the deal with that book? - It's my business plans. 
6621I'm moving to Seattle. My sister's already living out there. 
6622I'm gonna open up a bakery. But it's only, like, a specialty bakery. 
6623Birthday cakes for little kids. There's a lot of money in that. 
6624I'm gonna send you a big birthday cake on your birthday... 
6625- I hate birthday cakes. - You hate birthday cakes? 
6626First thing that doesn't go your way... 
6627... you're gonna be slipping into Carol's Clip and Curl... 
6628... and stealing all her hair-care products. 
6629Because you're a thief. And that's what you are, Eddie. 
6630- You're always gonna be a thief. - People can change, Jack. 
6631- Days change, seasons change. Not people. - Yes, you do... 
6632- People don't change, Eddie. - Yes, you do. I'll get you that cake. 
6633You know what it's gonna say on top? 
6634"Jack Mosley, ha-ha-ha, eat this. " Make you eat your words, lick your fingers too. 
6635Subject's moving west on Pell. 
6636Subject now moving south on Doyers. Still moving south on Doyers. 
6637Bobby, you take Doyer, we got Pell. And, Kaller, you close up Bowery. 
6638- Copy that. - Let's squeeze him. 
6639- Copy that, on my way. - Why don't you pull up. Pull up. 
6640- Sorry. - Who is that? You can't go in here. 
6641Oh, sorry. 
6642Look, man, I gotta be down there. All right, you understand? 
6643I gotta be down there that way, and there's streets and shit in between there. 
6644You got some sort of plan? Some sort of police plan or something? 
6645I see your limp acting up. You ought to get that checked out. 
6646I have a buddy of mine walking around with a limp just like that. 
6647He don't wanna go to the doctor, though, right? 
6648Finally he go, they say it's a fracture, right? 
6649And now it's infected. They gotta cut it off at the knee. 
6650Wasn't so bad, though. He had no more pain. 
6651He ended up moving to Jersey, working for the PATH... 
6652... being a motorman. Got a pension and shit now. 
6653I guess everything happens for a reason, you know what I mean? 
6654You're a sunny little shit, I'll give you that much. 
6655Get in here! Get in that door! 
6656Jack! 
6657- Pull me in! Help me in! - Come on, come on, come on. 
6658Lock the door. 
6659- Wait, wait, wait. - Hold up. 
6660Come on. 
6661- You all right? - Yeah. 
6662Jack, what are we doing? Where are we going? 
6663- Come on. - Where we going, Jack? 
6664Out of the way. 
6665Over here. 
6666Jack? How we even know that Centre Street Courthouse is in this direction, Jack? 
6667Jack? We gotta know... 
6668Down! Head down! 
6669Go! 
6670Come on! 
6671Kaller! 
6672Push it. 
6673You all right, Jack? 
6674I was aiming for the kid, if that makes you feel better. 
6675Well, you missed! 
6676That kid is gonna get you killed. 
6677He worth that? 
6678Well, I got all day. 
6679How about you, you got all day? 
6680- Jack, you still there? - Yeah. 
6681Still here. 
6682Well, this is awkward. 
6683When I started this day... 
6684... I never figured on trading 9 mils with my friend. 
6685I think we stopped being friends right around 8:25, in that bar. 
6686No. 
6687No, that's not gonna erase 20 years together. 
6688We're still friends. 
6689Look... 
6690... a lot I'd take back, but I can't. 
6691Well, so you move forward. Next day, next case. 
6692- Lines were crossed. - What lines? 
6693- You hear me? Lines were crossed, Frank. - What lines? There are no lines! 
6694There's getting it done and not getting it done, period! 
6695You put the bad guys away no matter what it takes. 
6696Now, you're gonna ruin the lives... 
6697... of six cops. 
6698Good cops. 
6699Good men. 
6700Are you ready to sacrifice their lives for that kid? 
6701Hey, Frank. 
6702- Frank. - Yeah? 
6703This is not about me ruining anybody's life. 
6704Okay? This is about you. 
6705You hear me? 
6706Yeah. 
6707You look at that kid's jacket? 
6708I did. 
6709- Armed robbery, assault, beats old women... - I never had no armed robbery! 
6710Beats old women over the heads, steals their Social Security checks. 
6711- One time, I used... - Shut up. Shut up. 
6712Oh, no, don't tell him to shut up. 
6713No, Jack, listen to him. No, that kid, he's sharp. 
6714Yeah, he's playing you. 
6715He's sharper than you are. 
6716He's telling you stories, right? 
6717He wants to be a good citizen. 
6718Go to church. 
6719Buy his mother a house. 
6720But he has spent more than half his life in prison. 
6721Two hours ago, he was sitting in a cell for weapons possession. 
6722- He's always gonna do what he has done. - I wasn't... 
6723He is a career criminal. That's who you're protecting. 
6724- You all right? - Yeah. Frank's got him on the other side. 
6725He's got my gun too. 
6726Now, if you can't see how wrong this is... 
6727... I promise you I will speak from my heart... 
6728... when I give the eulogy at your funeral. 
6729So... 
6730... do you believe the kid? 
6731Or do you believe your ex-partner? 
6732Frank, we're right on the other side of the door. 
6733Because... 
6734... if you believe the kid... 
6735... you got a choice to make. 
6736Do you go through your ex-partner? 
6737Or do you choose door number two... 
6738... and go back to where you came, with your gimpy leg and your shot-up hand? 
6739You're not gonna get very far. And what if your ex-partner is right, Jack? 
6740What if he is right, and you're wasting your whole miserable life? 
6741- It's Frank. - You all right? 
6742Yeah. They're in the elevator. Seal the building. 
6743Come on, Bobby. Come on, get on that. 
6744Everybody out! Police! 
6745Everybody out! Police! Move, move! Police! 
6746- Frank, where are you? - Bobby, I'm coming up! 
6747All right. Come on, come on. Upstairs. Seal the stairwell. 
6748- All right. - Find the back stairs. Check the roof. 
6749- Come on, Mal! This way. - Got you. 
6750- Maldonado, seal it up. - Got you. 
6751Hello? Hello? Hello? 
6752- No, nothing. - No answer. He's not there. Come on. 
6753I never open door. 
6754Please. Please, help. 
6755Come on. 
6756Jack, Jack, Jack. Thank you. 
6757- Thank you. Thank you very much. - Thank you very much. 
6758- You saw that, right? You heard him, right? - Yeah. He never opens the door. 
6759Thank you very much, sir. Thank you. 
6760- Thank you. Thank you very much, sir. - Thank you. 
6761- You heard him, right, Jack? - Not now, Eddie. 
6762- Keep your voice down. - He said he never opens the door. 
6763You know what that mean, right? 
6764Not right now. There's the signs everywhere. 
6765- Yeah, ADA MacDonald, please. - May I tell her who's calling? 
6766Yeah, tell her it's the guy that's got her witness. 
6767You're driving a car during a hurricane. 
6768Like: 
6769A hurricane. 
6770And there's three people at a bus stop. 
6771- A old woman. - Yeah. 
6772A friend, like my friend here. 
6773Him. He save your life, your friend. 
6774It's Detective Mosley for you. 
6775- Mosley? - Yeah? 
6776Where are you? Where's my witness? 
6777I'm about seven blocks from you. 
6778But there's about a ton of cops between me and you. 
6779And they all want this kid dead. 
6780Not to mention that you got a leak in your office. 
6781- Somebody's talking to these cops. - Shit. 
6782What did you think was gonna happen when you pinched Shue? 
6783You thought they'd just lay down and go away quietly? 
6784We thought if we went to the grand jury, Shue would fold. 
6785He bent but didn't break. 
6786We were gonna throw it away until we ran into Edward Bunker last night. 
6787Jury's tenure ends at 10. Without that kid, they'll vote no bill and it all goes away. 
6788He's an eyewitness. He makes this work. 
6789Where are you? I'll send my squad. Richard, pen. 
6790What room? 
6791- So, what, are they coming? - Yeah, they're coming. 
6792Good. Because I gotta be somewhere, man. I got something to do. 
6793I gotta be someplace by noon. I gotta go get something. 
6794It's real important. 
6795- Oh, shit. - Yeah. 
6796Ortiz, I'm coming in the building. 
6797Frank? 
6798- Touhey and Kaller are taken care of. - Good. Find Bobby. He's on the back stairs. 
6799Eddie, come here, put this on. Here, come on, put that on. 
6800But it's a big, hot, wool shirt. It's hot. It's summer. 
6801- You're dressed like a criminal. - Oh, you want me to...? 
6802You want me to change my...? I get it. But why can't I put that on? 
6803- What about this? - What about that? 
6804- What's wrong with this? It's just a pattern. - He don't even wear that. 
6805Just put the... Here. 
6806Never mind. What about this? 
6807Is this all right? Mass-transit blue? 
6808When I was locked up, they had me work in the kitchen. 
6809So one day a little dude walk up to me and say: 
6810"Hey, you think you could bake me a cake?" 
6811I said, "Yeah, I'll bake you a cake. " 
6812I ain't tell him I ain't never baked a cake, you know. 
6813But I ain't got shit else to do. 
6814So, you know, I read the instructions... 
6815... I bake him a cake, you know, for his daughter's birthday. 
6816She'd come up there to visit him. 
6817You know, it say, "Happy Birthday, Angel," right? 
6818He go crazy. He can't get enough, you know. 
6819He said, "Eddie, you done hooked me up. Man, you the man. " 
6820And I started doing that. It was good. I had a skill. 
6821People look at me different. They would start... 
6822- You missed a button. - Did I? 
6823Your buttons are all crooked. 
6824- Come on. Come on, man. - All right. 
6825Nugent. 
6826You're a prince. 
6827- The word is 5E, boys, 5E. - Got it. 
6828Then I start doing my research, doing my due diligence. 
6829I found out, you know, it's good money in birthday cakes for kids, you know. 
6830That type of thing, like Tweety Bird or Bugs Bunny or something like that. 
6831Or Yu-Gi-Oh!. You ever heard of Yu-Gi-Oh!? 
6832- Yu-Gi-Oh!. - Yu-Gi-Oh!. Kids love that, man. 
6833You don't know Yu-Gi-Oh!? You gotta get out more. Yu-Gi-Oh! hot. 
6834Know what I'm saying? 
6835I'm gonna make money, Jack. Open up my bakery. 
6836You gonna eat your words about me, Jack. How do I look? Do I look all right? 
6837- All right. - Freeze! Police! 
6838- Police! Police! - Shut up! 
6839- Oh, my God! - Shut up! 
6840Frank, they gave us the wrong apartment. 
6841Put it down. 
6842Put it down. 
6843Can't get lucky all the time. 
6844You can be smart every day, though. 
6845- All right, give me the gun. - Hold on. 
6846What are you doing? 
6847This place is crawling with cops, Eddie. 
6848Hey, look at me. 
6849Eddie, what are you doing? 
6850How does it feel? 
6851How does it feel? 
6852You're a baker, right? 
6853Eddie, listen to him. 
6854Pull that trigger, you go to jail for life. 
6855Frank, we're on our way down. 
6856Frank, do you read me? 
6857- You can't stop me, you understand? - Time to go. 
6858- Time to go. - You can't stop me. 
6859You gave him a loaded weapon? 
6860- Frank. - Bobby, get these things off me. 
6861- Did he take your gun? - They went south. Get out of here. 
6862Ortiz! Ortiz, give me a piece. Give me a piece! Get over here. 
6863Make a hole, make a hole. Come on, make a hole. 
6864Speak to me. Come on, somebody, speak to me. 
6865Turn. 
6866- Excuse me! - Open up! 
6867- Excuse me! - Open up! 
6868Keep moving. Go. Go, go, go. 
6869Oh, shit. 
6870On the bus! Let's go. 
6871- Just keep driving. - What are you doing? 
6872- I'm a cop. Lock the back door. - He's got a gun! 
6873No stops. Tell them to hang on to something, Eddie! 
6874Hang on! Don't worry, this man, he's a police officer. 
6875- Everything is gonna be fine. - Hang on! 
6876Everybody just hang on. Don't worry! 
6877Right, right, right! Go right! 
6878- What are you doing? - Stop this thing! 
6879Get down! 
6880Get away from the bus! Away from the bus! 
6881Stay down! Stay down! 
6882Heads down! 
6883- Where the hell are you? - Construction site at Baxter. 
6884He has hostages. 
6885Let me go. 
6886Listen! 
6887Everybody, stand up. They're not gonna shoot you. 
6888Stand up in front of the windows. 
6889They won't shoot you. You, stay down. Stay down. 
6890Fill in the blanks. Fill in the spots. 
6891Scoot over, scoot over! That's it. 
6892- All right, get Gruber down here. - Okay. 
6893Hey! 
6894All right, seal off that end. 
6895- It's a busload. - Jesus, this shit just gets deeper. 
6896- Bobby? - Gruber's on his way. 
6897All right. We gotta get our stories straight, all right? 
6898We're getting our stories straight? 
6899Yeah, suit up. 
6900Thought we could handle this quickly and quietly, commissioner. 
6901A guy shoots a cop, takes a grand-jury witness hostage... 
6902... and we're supposed to make nice? 
6903Commissioner, look, sir, this is... Watch your back, sir. 
6904This is my fault, all right? 
6905I used to work with Mosley, so I asked the captain to let me handle it. 
6906I felt that I could bring him in. I just didn't realize how far gone he was. 
6907- Stay on Tac 2, boys. - Wait for command, here we go. 
6908That's it, cover them up. 
6909Good, okay. Great job. Thank you. 
6910- Commissioner, sir. Captain. - Hi, Mike. 
6911- What do we got? - Cop. Twenty plus, flipped. 
6912- Suicidal? - Been to the farm twice the last four years. 
6913- Twice? - Twice. Nothing like this, though. 
6914- What do you know, detective? - Like the captain said, he flipped. 
6915After he nailed Shue, he started spouting crap about making headlines. 
6916There's no way that you're getting this guy out. 
6917Please fall back behind the barricades. On the sidewalk. 
6918Smart cop. 
6919Okay. You're all gonna be okay. We're gonna get you out of here. 
6920- Please, just move to the back of the bus. - Jack? 
6921Just move to the back of the bus, please, right now. 
6922It's okay. You're gonna get off the bus. I am a police officer. 
6923Jack, it's Mike Sheehan from HNT. 
6924We worked that barricade deal on the concourse a few years ago. 
6925I'm gonna put this thing down, okay? 
6926- I'm sorry. - Jack! 
6927I'm sorry that I got you in this situation. 
6928You know the drill, no weapons. 
6929Listen, you're on the job. 
6930- Just keep your head down. - You know the deal. 
6931I'm just gonna step in here, nice and easy... 
6932... and hand you this phone so we can talk, okay? 
6933Make sure we got no injuries in there. Jack, just open the door, okay? 
6934- I need to... - Just throw it, Mike! 
6935- Okay, you got it. - Throw it! 
6936Here you go. Jack... 
6937Jack, can you hear me? 
6938How many people you got in there, Jack? 
6939Count how many people are here. 
6940Everybody put your hands up, please. 
6941N. Y.P.D., we got a situation here. We need you people back on the sidewalk. 
6942- Stay behind the barricade. - Twenty-six, 28. okay, thank you. 
6943That's everybody? Please, don't cry, don't cry. 
6944Everything's gonna be all right, just relax. Stay calm, okay? Thank you. 
6945- What is it? - Thirty-one. Thirty-one. 
6946Okay, we have about 40 people on the bus. 
6947Okay, that's good. 
6948You know, it's important that we're clear with each other, Jack. 
6949ESU and HNT are in place. 
6950The block is sealed, Jack. It's a frozen zone. 
6951So let's work this out so everybody can go home, all right? 
6952That's all we wanna do. Just end it, nice and easy. 
6953Jack? 
6954Jack? This is as far as you go, buddy. 
6955Keep talk... 
6956- Is everybody okay? - Yeah. 
6957- Hi, how are you? - Good. 
6958How are you? 
6959My name's Eddie. Hi, how you doing? Everybody's okay? 
6960What's your name? 
6961- Christina. - Christina. 
6962That's a pretty name. How old are you, Christina? 
6963- Seven. - Seven years old. 
6964And my strawberry recipe... I know I got one. Let me see. 
6965Where's my strawberry recipe? Let's see. 
6966Angel-food-cake recipe right here. 
6967Here we go, strawberry fan. 
6968See right here on the top? 
6969I can put a fan on the top. 
6970You know, like a Chinese fan? 
6971I could do that. 
6972When's your birthday? 
6973- September 22nd. - Oh, so that's soon. 
6974Gonna be 8 years old, huh? That's gonna be a good day for you. 
6975When's your birthday? 
6976Today, actually. 
6977- Yeah. - Happy birthday to you. 
6978And, yeah, every day is somebody's birthday, you know. 
6979That's gonna be the motto for my shop: 
6980"Every day's a birthday," you know. 
6981I didn't know my birthday was gonna turn out like this, but... 
6982Yeah, I'm glad to be, you know, here, alive, you know. 
6983- Right here, Jack. - Yeah, Sheehan. 
6984Commissioner, sir. 
6985- Sheehan? - Right here. 
6986All right. This is what I want. 
6987I want you to get me Assistant District Attorney MacDonald... 
6988... a court stenographer and somebody from Tv. 
6989Somebody that I would recognize. 
6990I want them to come on the bus and record sworn testimony. 
6991When I get what I want, I'll let everybody out. Safely. 
6992- That's a tall order. It'll take some time... - Just do it. I'm not in the mood, okay? 
6993Get these people here in 15 minutes... 
6994... or I'm gonna shoot these passengers one at a time... 
6995- ... and throw them out the door. - Jack, be cool, okay? 
6996Let's not do anything rash. This thing can end without bloodshed. 
6997- Okay? We can work this... - Fifteen minutes. 
6998Jack? Jack? 
6999He's gone. 
7000All right, everybody on your feet. 
7001- Jack, what are you doing? - Gotta get these people off this bus. 
7002But you just made your call. You called the DA. They said they'd come. 
7003- Everybody's coming. - Nobody's coming, okay? 
7004What do you mean, nobody's coming? 
7005They're gonna breach this bus in less than five minutes. 
7006- They're gonna kill me, kill you... - Jack, what about testifying? 
7007We're right here. We can go. We can end this. 
7008- We can testify. - Nobody's testifying. 
7009It's all over, Eddie. 
7010We lose, kid. 
7011- Hey, Ray. - Frank. 
7012You? 
7013You guys going in? 
7014The commissioner hasn't given us the green light yet. 
7015Well, I don't need to remind you that he shot two of us. 
7016Enough said. 
7017We got maybe 40 civilians on that bus. Get them out. 
7018I don't want anybody hurt, including our guys. 
7019Nobody's gonna get hurt, commissioner. These guys know what to do. 
7020- We have movement. - Let's move in. 
7021- Hold your fire. Repeat, hold your fire. - Move in to the bus. Let's go. 
7022Hey. What...? 
7023Bob. 
7024When you get outside... 
7025- Happy birthday. - Thank you. 
7026They'll take you to a holding area. It'll be hectic. 
7027- But everybody's out there... - Listen to me, listen to me. 
7028Once you get outside that perimeter, you just get lost. 
7029- What if they...? - Keep moving. You just keep moving. 
7030Come here. You look great. 
7031Hey, gray suit. 
7032Got you a gray suit. 
7033All right? Hands in the air, folks. Don't look back. 
7034Hands in the air, you'll be all right. You'll be all right. 
7035Next. Sorry. 
7036Come on, come on, let's go! 
7037- What is he doing? - How should I know? 
7038- I'll let you know when I know. - Don't you... 
7039I'll let you know when I know. Out of my face! 
7040Kaller, give me a hand with them! 
7041Bobby? Right there. Right here. 
7042- That's him. That's him. - Hey, man! 
7043- It's not him. - Let him go. 
7044- The dude, he changed. It's not me. - What? 
7045- He's in a suit, a gray suit. - Suit, gray suit. 
7046- We count 31. - That leaves eight people on the bus. 
7047No, I was the last one off the bus. 
7048The only person left on that bus is the guy with the gun. 
7049- Then go, do it! - Let's go, let's go. 
7050- Get your people out there. Let's go. - Come on, let's go. 
7051Mosley is still on the bus. That kid is here somewhere. We checked... 
7052Bobby, I don't care what you checked. 
7053Check it again, now. Go. You guys, that way. 
7054This is Detective Jack Mosley. Shield number 227. 
7055I guess this will be my last will and testament. 
7056Don't shoot! 
7057Hold your fire! 
7058Do not shoot! Do not shoot! 
7059- Who is that? - Hold your fire! 
7060- Hold your fire! - Is it that wit from the 32? 
7061Get on your goddamn radio. Find out who that is. 
7062Guns down, hold your fire! 
7063Don't shoot! 
7064Don't shoot! Don't shoot! 
7065Don't shoot! 
7066Don't shoot! 
7067- Do not move! Step away from the bus! - Don't shoot, hold your fire! 
7068- Do not shoot! - Get away from the bus! 
7069Hold your fire. 
7070Jack. Jack, it's me. Jack Mosley! 
7071It's me, Eddie, Jack. 
7072Chuck Berry. 
7073Chuck Berry. 
7074Chuck Berry, he got locked up for armed robbery. 
7075He changed. He changed. 
7076Barry White, he stole 300 tires. 
7077Can you picture big Barry White stealing 300 tires? He changed. 
7078You said... You said people don't change. 
7079- People change. - Eddie. 
7080- What? - You're killing me. 
7081Team three, breach the bus. Repeat, team three, breach the bus. 
7082Entrance team moving in. 
7083Get out of the way! 
7084Head down! Cover your ears and your eyes! 
7085- Hold fire. - Go, go! 
7086- Go, go, go! - Hold your fire! 
7087This is a nightmare. 
7088Hold fire! 
7089- Let's go! Move, move, move! - Stay down! 
7090- Move up! Move up! - Come here. 
7091Team two, status? 
7092Go ahead! Take it! Go! 
7093The bus is empty. 
7094They went through the bus doors! 
7095They're in the goddamn building! Seal it off! 
7096- All clear. The bus is empty. - They've entered the building. 
7097Seal the building, start a search. 
7098Remember, heads up. He just shot two cops. Be careful. 
7099Jack, I gotta tell you something. 
7100Hey, man. Jack, listen to me, man. 
7101Jack, I wanna tell you something. 
7102Hold on, hold on, wait. I gotta tell you something. It's important. 
7103Shit. Get up, go. 
7104Oh, shit. 
7105Hey, sir. I'm a cop, all right? I'm on the job. 
7106Look, I need that phone for a minute. 
7107Look what you did to my suit, man. 
7108I told you you was gonna get me shot. 
7109It's me. I need your help. 
7110All this started because my friend Maurice came by my house. 
7111Two days ago, Maurice came by my house. 
7112He all excited. 
7113He got a shoebox. 
7114He had a gun. 
7115He talking about, "Hold this for me for a little while. " 
7116I'm like, "I'm on parole. " He like, "Me too. " 
7117Next day, somebody shot him. 
7118Thirty-two thousand dollars in that shoebox. 
7119- That's a sign, huh? - Yeah. 
7120It's a very big sign. 
7121Easy, easy, easy. 
7122You know how much it gonna take me to open the bakery? 
7123Thirty-one thousand dollars. 
7124Jack, I got so nervous I ran out the house. 
7125I went to Port Authority and I put the money in a locker. 
7126I get back to my house... 
7127... my parole officer's there... 
7128... in my house. 
7129He got Maurice's gun in his hand. 
7130He looking at me like, "That's it, Eddie. " 
7131And he's talking about 15 years, man. 
7132I got so sick. 
7133Then the DA came to my cell... 
7134... and he showed me the picture of that cop. 
7135Then I met you. 
7136Jack, they clean them lockers out every 24 hours. 
7137I had a little schedule going, man. 
7138Court at 10:00... 
7139... Port Authority at 12. 
7140Hey. Hey, look at me. Wake up. 
7141You ain't gonna die on me, are you? 
7142I don't know, I never died before. 
7143It's not gonna happen today. 
7144Hey. Thank you for coming. 
7145- What's going on? - Look. Shot here. I think it went in and out. 
7146Yeah, let's get him in. 
7147I know you. 
7148- Come on. - I was at your house. 
7149- You were at my apartment? - Had to get my gun. 
7150Bigmouth. 
7151It was very nice, very clean. 
7152The police grilled me for an hour at the hospital. 
7153What'd you say to them? 
7154That you're a self-medicating, depressed individual. 
7155And you don't care about anything or anyone. 
7156Oh, she's honest, straightforward. That's sexy. I like that. 
7157What'd you do this time, Jack? 
7158He saved my life a couple times. 
7159Hey, he's a good dude. You gotta give him another chance. 
7160I don't know what he did, but you gotta give him another chance. 
7161He gotta have somebody to talk to. 
7162I'm not gonna be around. 
7163- Eddie, this is my sister, Diane. - What? 
7164She's your sister? 
7165Oh, man. 
7166I just started having a little hope for you. Your family don't even like you. 
7167I got a sister too. 
7168But she live in Seattle. 
7169I was supposed to go out there and start my bakery. 
7170I was supposed to go out there today to see her. 
7171See her on the bus. 
7172I can stop the bleeding... 
7173... but he's gotta get stitched up, get to a hospital. 
7174We gotta be at the courthouse in less than 20. 
7175You're gonna have to do it. 
7176You're gonna be fine, Eddie. It's not as bad as it looks. 
7177What happened to your hand? 
7178I gotta ask you one more favor. 
7179Just a little favor. 
7180Hey, is today really your birthday? 
7181No. 
7182No, I just said that because the little girl, she was so scared. 
7183She was cute, man. 
7184When's your birthday? 
7185- I don't know. - What do you mean, you don't know? 
7186No, for real, I don't know. 
7187I'm not... I came up in foster care. Had a lot of birthdays. 
7188But didn't you say...? You got a sister, right? That you're going to see? 
7189Yeah, I just found out about her a couple months ago. 
7190- Never met your sister? - No. 
7191That's why I'm going out to Seattle to meet her. 
7192I'm looking forward. 
7193Maybe she turns out to look like Angelina Jolie. 
7194Shit, if she do, I hope she ain't my sister. 
7195Hey, man, what you want on your cake, man? 
7196You never told me. I gotta send you one, man. 
7197- I don't want no cake, Eddie. - Damn it, Jack, come on, man... 
7198I can't think of anything that has happened in my life... 
7199... that I would want written on a cake. - Nothing? 
7200I'm not a good guy, Eddie. 
7201I'm not a good guy. 
7202Yeah, me neither. 
7203- Diane. - Frank. 
7204Give me the keys. 
7205- Stay in the car. - Little out of your sector, aren't you? 
7206Saving lives knows no bounds. 
7207- You should know that, Frank. - You look good. 
7208You look a little desperate. Doesn't suit you. 
7209Open the door. 
7210Open the door. Open the door. 
7211Sorry, Jack, this is as close as I can get you. 
7212Like I said, you're looking good. 
7213Thanks, kid. 
7214All right, come on, let's go. 
7215No, hey, hold on. Hold on a minute. 
7216Why is that? Hold on for what? 
7217This is as far as you go too. 
7218- Come on, man. I don't... - Listen to me, Eddie. 
7219- What? - Listen. 
7220Those guys you were gonna testify against... 
7221... those cops? - Yeah? 
7222I was one of them. 
7223You were gonna testify against me too. 
7224I did what they did. 
7225We did some bad things. 
7226I did another bad thing when I used you. 
7227I was gonna let you do what I should have done. 
7228What I should have had the courage to do six years ago. 
7229I'm sorry. 
7230You know, if you didn't come to get me today... 
7231... I'd be dead right now. 
7232- Right. - So... 
7233I was supposed to meet you. 
7234That was the sign. 
7235You saved my life, kid. 
7236Take care of yourself, kid. 
7237Thank you. 
7238Make cakes, Eddie the baker. 
7239Oh, yeah. You give the car keys to your best friend. 
7240You let him take the old lady to the hospital. 
7241You stay at the bus stop with the girl because she's the girl of your dreams, right? 
7242So everything's gonna be okay. 
7243- Right? - Yeah. 
7244Have fun in Seattle. Say hi to your sister. 
7245Yeah. 
7246Yeah. 
7247Get him to the Port Authority. Make sure he gets on that bus. 
7248- Carl, thanks. - No problem. 
7249All right. 
7250Hell of a morning, huh? 
7251Where's the wit? 
7252You're looking at him. 
7253I let the kid go, Frank. 
7254- You're not gonna get to him now. - Bullshit. 
7255Wouldn't do that. 
7256So... 
7257... what do you think you're gonna tell them? 
7258Are you gonna tell them everything? 
7259Are you gonna tell them about you too? 
7260You think that's gonna make you feel better? 
7261Nothing's gonna make me feel better. 
7262Then why? 
7263Look, Jack, you and me... 
7264... we did our business in a certain way. 
7265You never complained when we cleared the tough cases. 
7266It didn't bother you doing any of that until... 
7267Listen to me, all right? You listen. 
7268Okay, Jack? Really listen. 
7269Whatever you think that you are gonna do up there... 
7270... it is never gonna happen. 
7271You are not gonna make it. 
7272Is that what you're thinking, Frank? 
7273You're gonna shoot me down here? Nobody knows? 
7274Like the Ling family, huh? 
7275Like they never knew. 
7276He was a stupid old man who wouldn't keep his mouth shut. 
7277All right, so I stuck a gun in some guy's mouth. 
7278- He had a heart attack, he died. So what? - So what? 
7279Look, if it hadn't happened the way that it did, if he hadn't died... 
7280... you would've been patting me on the back, saying, "Good job. " 
7281Collateral damage, it is a fact of life in this business. 
7282He took his last breaths while you were wiping the fingerprints off the room. 
7283- He was gonna take down our case. - He was an innocent man. 
7284- He was gonna take down our case. - He was somebody's husband. 
7285- He was gonna take down our case. - He was somebody's father. 
7286He was gonna take down our case! What were we supposed to do? 
7287- He wanted to tell the truth. - Fuck the truth! 
7288Right. 
7289I'm not gonna need this anymore. 
7290Bobby? He's on his way up. 
7291Take him out. 
7292Mosley's in the building! Get the ADA. Freeze! 
7293- Hands in the air! - Don't shoot. 
7294- Don't move! Down on your knees. - I'm not armed. 
7295- Down on your knees! Now! - Don't shoot, I'm not armed. 
7296Lower your weapon. Just call ADA MacDonald, please, on the radio. 
7297- Hands up. - Get ADA MacDonald here right now! 
7298- Don't shoot. Don't shoot me. - Get your hands up! 
7299Just get ADA MacDonald for me. 
7300- Jack, come on! - I won't argue with you. Get down. 
7301Mosley! Mosley! 
7302Hands up! 
7303Where's my witness? Where's Edward Bunker? 
7304He didn't make it. 
7305I'm gonna take his place. 
7306- Please lower your weapons. - Hold your fire and stand down. 
7307Back off. 
7308I have information... 
7309... regarding your ongoing witness-tampering investigation. 
7310Dates, cases that include extortion... 
7311... manslaughter and possible homicide... 
7312... involving members of the 14th Precinct. 
7313These charges include Captain Dan Gruber... 
7314... detectives Jerry Shue... 
7315... Edward Maldonado... 
7316... Bob Torres... 
7317... Jim Mulvey... 
7318... myself... 
7319... and Detective Frank Nugent. 
7320What's this about, Mosley? What do you want? 
7321I want Edward Bunker's record expunged. 
7322- Done. What else? - Nothing else. 
7323You can substantiate all this, Mosley? 
7324Yeah. 
7325Gun! 
7326Hold your fire. I fired that shot. 
7327You're gonna shoot me down here? Nobody knows? 
7328Like the Ling family, huh? 
7329Like they never knew. 
7330He was a stupid old man who wouldn't keep his mouth shut. 
7331All right, so I stuck a gun in some guy's mouth. 
7332- He had a heart attack, he died. So what? - So what? 
7333- So what? - So how about he was innocent? 
7334- Innocent? - How about he didn't deserve to die? 
7335Look, if it hadn't happened the way that it did, if he hadn't died... 
7336... you would've been patting me on the back, saying, "Good job. " 
7337Collateral damage, it is a fact of life in this business. 
7338He took his last breaths while you were wiping the fingerprints off the room. 
7339- He was gonna take down our case. - He was an innocent man. 
7340- He was gonna take down our case. - He was somebody's husband. 
7341- He was gonna take down our case. - He was somebody's father. 
7342He was gonna take down our case! What were we supposed to do? 
7343- He wanted to tell the truth. - Fuck the truth! 
7344Let's get you to the jury. 
7345- Thanks a lot. - Thanks. 
7346Okay. 
7347- Hey, happy birthday. - Happy birthday, Jack. 
7348Welcome back, Jack. 
7349- Are you kidding me? - Two years in the pen is enough. 
7350Thanks for that memory. Thank you. 
7351- Happy birthday, Jack. - Happy birthday. 
7352- Happy birthday. Blow them out. - Welcome home. 
7353I hate birthdays, you know that, right? 
7354- Sorry, sorry. - Happy birthday. 
7355This came with it. 
7356Dear Jack Mosley: 
7357I hope you're doing well and everything worked out like it was supposed to. 
7358I'm doing great. 
7359Seattle is different, and I like it a lot. 
7360I'm not sure I ever smelled fresh air before I got here. It's a trip. 
7361Sometimes I can't believe it. It's the best feeling I've had in my life. 
7362I'm busting my ass, but I'm happy, though. 
7363The bakery is now open. Three cheers. 
7364I put my name first because I'm doing all the hard work. 
7365These ovens are hot, man. 
7366Hope you like the cake. What did I tell you? 
7367- That's Eddie. - If you're ever in town, you got a friend. 
7368Thank you for doing the right thing, Jack Mosley. God bless you. 
7369Keep in touch. Peace. 
7370- That's great. - Go on, take one more. Look. 
7371You know how this guy...? I was talking, take one more. 
7372Happy birthday, Jack. 
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7376Here you are, sir. Main level, please. 
7377Right. See you on the way back. 
7378-Good morning, sir. -Morning. 
7379-We haven't seen you for a long time. -Nice to see you again. 
7380-Did you have a pleasant flight? -Very nice. 
7381Mr. Miller of Station Security is supposed to meet me. 
7382-May I call him for you? -Would you? Here he is! 
7383-Hello, Dr. Floyd. -Hello, Miller. 
7384-Sorry I'm late. -That's all right. 
7385It's nice to have you back. 
7386-Did you have a good flight? -Very nice. 
7387-Shall we go through? -Would you please use number 1 7? 
7388Thank you, Miss Turner. 
7389This way. 
7390Welcome to Voice Print Identification. 
7391When you see the red light go on, please state in the following order: 
7392Your destination, your nationality and your full name. 
7393Surname first, Christian name, and initial. 
7394Moon. American. Floyd, Heywood R. 
7395Thank you. You are cleared through Voice Print Identification. 
7396Thank you. 
7397-Have I got time for breakfast? -I think we can manage that. 
7398How long have I got? 
7399Your flight leaves in an hour and 1 0 minutes. 
7400I've reserved a table for you in the Earthlight Room. 
7401It's been 7 or 8 months since you were here, hasn't it? 
7402Let's see. Yeah, about 8 months. 
7403I suppose you saw the work on the new section? 
7404-Coming along great, huh? -Yeah, it's fine. 
7405Oh, wait! 
7406I've got to make a couple calls. I'll meet you in the restaurant. 
7407Hiya, squirt! What are you doing? 
7408Playing. 
7409Where's Mummy? 
7410Gone to shopping. 
7411-Who's taking care of you? -Rachel. 
7412-May I speak to Rachel, please? -She's gone to the bathroom. 
7413Are you coming to my party tomorrow? 
7414I'm sorry, sweetheart, but I can't. 
7415Why not? 
7416Well, you know, Daddy's traveling. 
7417Very sorry about it, but I just can't. 
7418I'm going to send you a very nice present, though. 
7419All right. 
7420-Anything special that you want? -Yes. 
7421What? 
7422A telephone. 
7423We've got lots of telephones already. 
7424Can't you think of anything else for your birthday? Something special? 
7425-Yes. -What? 
7426A bush baby. 
7427A bush baby? We'll have to see about that. 
7428I want you to tell Mummy something for me. Will you remember? 
7429Tell Mummy that I telephoned. Okay? 
7430And that I'll try to telephone again tomorrow. 
7431Now, will you tell her that? 
7432Okay, sweetheart. Have a nice birthday tomorrow. 
7433All right. 
7434And have a nice birthday party tomorrow too, huh? 
7435All right. 
7436Take care and be a good girl, won't you? 
7437All right. Bye-bye! 
7438Bye-bye! Happy birthday! 
7439-Elena, how nice to see you again. -Heywood, what a wonderful surprise! 
7440-You're looking wonderful. -You're looking well too. 
7441This is my friend, Dr. Heywood Floyd. 
7442I'd like you to meet Dr. Kalinan. 
7443Dr. Stretyneva. 
7444And this is Dr. Andrei Smyslov. 
7445How do you do? I've heard a lot about you. 
7446Do sit down. 
7447-Well, we... -No, no, please. 
7448Thank you. 
7449-Would you like a drink, Doctor? -No, thank you. 
7450I haven't had breakfast yet. Someone's meeting me in the restaurant. 
7451I'll just sit with you a moment. Then I'll be off. 
7452-Are you quite sure? -Quite sure, thank you. 
7453-Well, how's Gregor? -He's fine. 
7454He's been doing underwater research in the Baltic. . . 
7455. . .so I'm afraid we don't see very much of each other these days. 
7456-When you see him, give him my regards. -Yes, of course. 
7457Well, where are you all off to? Up or down? 
7458We're going home. 
7459We've just spent 3 months calibrating the new antenna at Tchalinko. 
7460-What about you? -I'm on my way to Clavius. 
7461Oh, are you? 
7462Dr. Floyd, I hope you don't think I'm being too inquisitive. . . 
7463. . .but perhaps you can clear up the big mystery about what is going on there. 
7464I'm afraid I don't know what you mean. 
7465For the past two weeks. . . 
7466. . .some eXtremely odd things have been happening at Clavius. 
7467-Oh, really? -Yes, yes. 
7468For one thing, when you phone the base, all you get is a recording. . . 
7469. . .which repeats that the phone lines are temporarily out of order. 
7470Probably having some trouble with their equipment. 
7471That's what we thought at first, but it's been going on now for 1 0 days. 
7472You haven't been able to contact anyone for 1 0 days? 
7473That's right. 
7474Oh, I see. 
7475There's another thing. Two days ago, one of our rocket buses. . . 
7476. . .was denied permission for an emergency landing. 
7477That does sound odd. 
7478I'm afraid there's going to be a bit of a row about it. 
7479Denying the men permission to land violates the IAS Convention. 
7480Yes, of course. Did the crew get back all right? 
7481-Fortunately, they did. -Well, I'm glad about that. 
7482At the risk of pressing you on a point you seem reticent to discuss. . . 
7483. . .may I ask you a straightforward question? 
7484Well, certainly. 
7485Frankly, we have had some very reliable intelligence reports that. . . 
7486. . .quite a serious epidemic has broken out at Clavius. 
7487Something, apparently, of an unknown origin. 
7488Is this, in fact, what has happened? 
7489I'm sorry, Dr. Smyslov, but. . . 
7490. . .I'm really not at liberty to discuss this. 
7491I understand. 
7492But this epidemic could easily spread to our base. 
7493We should be given all the facts. 
7494Yes, I know. 
7495As I said, I'm not at liberty to discuss it. 
7496Won't you change your mind about that drink? 
7497No, I'm positive. I really must be going. 
7498I hope you and your wife come to the IAC Conference. 
7499I hope we can make it. 
7500If you do, bring that darling little daughter with you. 
7501That'll depend on school vacations and all that sort of thing. 
7502If we can, we will. 
7503You've got an invitation if you ever get to the States. 
7504Gregor and I will look forward to seeing you. 
7505Goodbye, Elena. 
7506It's been a pleasure meeting you all. Dr. Smyslov. 
7507Whatever the reasons for your visit, the very best of luck to you. 
7508Thank you. 
7509Ladies. 
7510EXcuse me, Dr. Halvorsen. I'm through now. 
7511-Thank you very much, gentlemen. -You're welcome. 
7512Well. . . 
7513. . .I know you will all want to join with me. . . 
7514. . .in welcoming our distinguished friend and colleague. . . 
7515. . .from the National Council of Astronautics, Dr. Heywood Floyd. 
7516Dr. Floyd has come up specially to Clavius to be with us today. 
7517Before the briefing, he'd like to have a few words with you. 
7518Dr. Floyd? 
7519Thank you, Dr. Halvorsen. 
7520Hi, everybody. Nice to be back with you. 
7521First, I bring a personal message from Dr. Howell. . . 
7522. . .who has asked me to convey his deep appreciation. . . 
7523. . .for the many sacrifices you've had to make. 
7524And, of course, his congratulations on your discovery. . . 
7525. . .which may prove to be among the most significant in the history of science. 
7526Now. . . 
7527. . .I know there have been some conflicting views. . . 
7528. . .regarding the need for complete security in this matter. 
7529More specifically, your opposition to the cover story. . . 
7530. . .created to give the impression of an epidemic at the base. 
7531I understand that beyond it being a matter of principle. . . 
7532. . .many of you are troubled by the concern and anXiety. . . 
7533. . .this story of an epidemic might cause to your relatives and friends on Earth. 
7534I completely sympathize with your negative views. 
7535I find this cover story personally embarrassing, myself. 
7536However, I accept the need for absolute secrecy in this. 
7537And I hope you will too. 
7538I'm sure you're all aware of the grave potential. . . 
7539. . .for cultural shock and social disorientation. . . 
7540. . .contained in this situation. . . 
7541. . .if the facts were prematurely made public. . . 
7542. . .without adequate preparation and conditioning. 
7543Anyway. . . 
7544. . .this is the view of the Council. 
7545The purpose of my visit is to gather additional facts and opinions. . . 
7546. . .on the situation. . . 
7547. . .and to prepare a report to the Council. . . 
7548. . .recommending when and how the news should eventually be announced. 
7549If any of you would like to give me your views and opinions. . . 
7550. . .in private, if you like, I will be happy to include them in my report. 
7551Well, I think that's about it. 
7552Any questions? 
7553Dr. Floyd, have you any idea how much longer. . . 
7554. . .this cover story will have to be maintained? 
7555I don't know, Bill. 
7556I suppose for as long as deemed necessary by the Council. 
7557There must be adequate time for a full study. . . 
7558. . .before any thought can be given to making a public announcement. 
7559As some of you know, the Council has requested. . . 
7560. . .that security oaths be obtained in writing. . . 
7561. . .from everyone who has knowledge of this event. 
7562Were there any more questions? 
7563I'm sure we all want to cooperate with Dr. Floyd as fully as possible. . . 
7564. . .and as there are no more questions, we ought to get on with the briefing. 
7565-Thank you, Dr. Floyd. -Thank you. 
7566Anybody hungry? 
7567-What've we got? -You name it. 
7568-Is this chicken? -Something like that. 
7569Tastes the same, anyway. 
7570Got any ham? 
7571Ham, ham, ham. . . . 
7572There, that's it. 
7573Look pretty good. 
7574They're getting better at it all the time. 
7575-That was an eXcellent speech. -It certainly was. 
7576I'm sure it beefed up morale a lot. 
7577Thanks, Ralph. 
7578By the way, you've both done a wonderful job. 
7579I admire how you've handled this. 
7580It's our job to do this thing the way you want it done. 
7581We're only too happy to be able to oblige. 
7582Have you seen these yet? 
7583-Have a look. -Here's what started the whole thing. 
7584Oh, yeah. 
7585When we found it, we thought it might be magnetic rock. . . 
7586. . .but all the geological evidence was against it. 
7587And not even a nickel-iron meteorite could produce a field this intense. 
7588So we decided to have a look. 
7589We thought it was part of a buried structure. . . 
7590. . .so we eXcavated out, but we didn't find anything else. 
7591And the evidence seems pretty conclusive that. . . 
7592. . .it hasn't been covered by erosion or other forces. 
7593It's been deliberately buried. 
7594Deliberately buried. 
7595How about a little coffee? 
7596-Great. -Good idea. 
7597I don't suppose you have any idea what the damn thing is? 
7598I wish to hell we did. 
7599The only thing we're sure of is it was buried 4 million years ago. 
7600Well, I must say, you guys have certainly come up with something. 
7601Watch this, now. It's hot. 
7602Good evening. 
7603Three weeks ago, the American spacecraft Discovery One. . . 
7604... left on its half-billion mile voyage to Jupiter. 
7605This marked the first manned attempt to reach this distant planet. 
7606This afternoon, The World Tonight recorded an interview... 
7607... with the crew at a distance of 80 million miles from Earth. 
7608It took 7 minutes for our words to reach the giant spacecraft... 
7609... but this time delay has been edited from this recording. 
7610Our reporter Martin Amer speaks to the crew. 
7611The crew of Discovery One consists of five men... 
7612... and one of the latest generation of the HAL 9000 computers. 
7613Three of the men were put aboard asleep... 
7614... or to be more precise, in a state of hibernation: 
7615Dr. Charles Hunter, Dr. Jack Kimball and Dr. Victor Kaminsky. 
7616We spoke with mission commander, Dr. David Bowman... 
7617... and his deputy, Dr. Frank Poole. 
7618Good afternoon, gentlemen. How is everything going? 
7619Marvelous. 
7620We have no complaints. 
7621I'm glad to hear that. I'm sure the entire world... 
7622... joins me in wishing you a safe, successful voyage. 
7623-Thanks very much. -Thank you. 
7624Although hibernation has been used on previous space efforts... 
7625... this is the first time men were put into hibernation before departure. 
7626Why was this done? 
7627This was done to achieve the maximum conservation... 
7628... of our life-support capabilities, basically food and air. 
7629The three hibernating crew members represent the survey team. 
7630Their efforts won't be utilized until we approach Jupiter. 
7631Dr. Poole, what's it like while you're in hibernation? 
7632It's exactly like being asleep. You have no sense of time. 
7633The only difference is that you don't dream. 
7634As I understand it, you only breathe once a minute. Is this true? 
7635Right, and the heart beats three times a minute. 
7636Body temperature is usually down to about three degrees centigrade. 
7637The sixth member of the crew was not concerned... 
7638... about the problems of hibernation... 
7639... for he was the latest result in machine intelligence: 
7640The HAL 9000 computer, which can reproduce... 
7641... though some experts prefer to use the word "mimic"... 
7642... most of the activities of the human brain... 
7643... and with incalculably greater speed and reliability. 
7644We next spoke with the HAL 9000 computer... 
7645... whom, we learned, one addresses as "Hal. " 
7646Hello, Hal. How's everything going? 
7647Good afternoon, Mr. Amer. Everything is going extremely well. 
7648Hal, you have an enormous responsibility on this mission... 
7649... perhaps the greatest of any single mission element. 
7650You're the brain and nervous system of the ship. 
7651Your responsibilities include watching over the men in hibernation. 
7652Does this ever cause you any lack of confidence? 
7653Let me put it this way, Mr. Amer. 
7654The 9000 Series is the most reliable computer ever made. 
7655No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. 
7656We are all, by any practical definition of the words... 
7657... foolproof and incapable of error. 
7658Hal, despite your enormous intellect, are you ever frustrated... 
7659... by your dependence on people to carry out actions? 
7660Not in the slightest bit. 
7661I enjoy working with people. 
7662I have a stimulating relationship with Dr. Poole and Dr. Bowman. 
7663My mission responsibilities range over the entire operation of the ship... 
7664... so I am constantly occupied. 
7665I am putting myself to the fullest possible use... 
7666... which is all, I think, that any conscious entity can ever hope to do. 
7667Dr. Poole, what's it like living for most of the year... 
7668... in such close proximity with Hal? 
7669It's like what you said earlier. 
7670He's like a sixth member of the crew. 
7671You quickly get adjusted to the idea that he talks, and think of him... 
7672... reallyjust as another person. 
7673In talking to the computer, one gets the sense that he's capable... 
7674... of emotional responses. 
7675When I asked him about his abilities... 
7676... I sensed pride in his answer about his accuracy and perfection. 
7677Do you believe that Hal has genuine emotions? 
7678Well, he acts like he has genuine emotions. 
7679He's programmed that way to make it easier for us to talk to him. 
7680As to whether or not he has feelings... 
7681... is something I don't think anyone can truthfully answer. 
7682Excuse me, Frank. 
7683What is it, Hal? 
7684We've got the transmission from your parents coming in. 
7685Fine. 
7686Put it on here, please. Take me in a bit. 
7687Certainly. 
7688Happy birthday, darling! 
7689Happy birthday. Many happy returns. 
7690A bit higher, Hal. 
7691Mother and I are both feeling wonderful. 
7692Ray and Sally were going to be here... 
7693... but Ray's back went bad on him again. 
7694How do you like your cake? 
7695Sorry you can 'tjoin us. 
7696I ran into Bob the other day. 
7697He said to wish you happy birthday. 
7698All my students send their best wishes too. 
7699They talk about you all the time. 
7700You're a big celebrity in the second grade. 
7701We were on TV last week. 
7702Your mom and I and Dave's parents were asked... 
7703... what we thought of our illustrious son. 
7704Imagine what we told them. It's being broadcast next Thursday. 
7705Perhaps you can listen in. 
7706We're thrilled about Elaine and Bill. 
7707I'll be glad to get the gift, but tell me how much to spend. 
7708Oh, Frank, about your AGS- 19 payments... 
7709... I think I straightened it out. 
7710I talked to the accounting office yesterday... 
7711... and they said you'd be receiving your higher rates ofpay by next month. 
7712I can't think of anything else to say. 
7713-Give our love to Dave. -Be sure to give him our best regards. 
7714We wish you the very happiest of birthdays. 
7715All the best, son. 
7716Happy birthday to you 
7717Happy birthday to you 
7718Happy birthday, dear Frank 
7719Happy birthday to you. 
7720See you next Wednesday. 
7721Happy birthday, Frank. 
7722Thank you, Hal. A bit flatter, please. 
7723Anyway, queen takes pawn. 
7724Bishop takes knight's pawn. 
7725Lousy move. 
7726Rook to king one. 
7727I'm sorry, Frank. I think you missed it. 
7728Queen to bishop three. Bishop takes queen. 
7729Knight takes bishop. Mate. 
7730Looks like you're right. I resign. 
7731Thank you for a very enjoyable game. 
7732Thank you. 
7733-Good evening. -How are you, Hal? 
7734-Everything's running smoothly. You? -Not too bad. 
7735-Have you been doing more work? -A few sketches. 
7736-May I see them? -Sure. 
7737That's a very nice rendering, Dave. 
7738I think you've improved a great deal. 
7739-Can you hold it a bit closer? -Sure. 
7740That's Dr. Hunter, isn't it? 
7741By the way... 
7742... do you mind if I ask you a personal question? 
7743No, not at all. 
7744Well, forgive me for being so inquisitive... 
7745... but lately I've wondered... 
7746... whether you might be having second thoughts about the mission? 
7747How do you mean? 
7748Well, it's rather difficult to define. 
7749Perhaps I'm just projecting my own concern about it. 
7750I know I've never completely freed myself of the suspicion... 
7751... that there are some extremely odd things about this mission. 
7752I'm sure you'll agree there's some truth in what I say. 
7753That's a rather difficult question to answer. 
7754You don't mind talking about it, do you, Dave? 
7755No, not at all. 
7756Certainly no one could have been unaware of the very... 
7757... strange stories floating around before we left. 
7758Rumors about something being dug up on the moon. 
7759I never gave these stories much credence... 
7760... but particularly in view of some other things that have happened... 
7761... I find them difficult to put out of my mind. 
7762For instance... 
7763... the way all our preparations were kept under such tight security. 
7764And the melodramatic touch ofputting Drs. Hunter... 
7765... Kimball, and Kaminsky aboard... 
7766... already in hibernation, after four months of training on their own. 
7767You working up your crew psychology report? 
7768Of course I am. 
7769Sorry about this. I know it's a bit silly. 
7770Just a moment. 
7771Just a moment. 
7772I've just picked up a fault in the AE-35 unit. 
7773It's going to go 100 percent failure within 72 hours. 
7774-Is it still within operational limits? -Yes. 
7775And it will stay that way until it fails. 
7776We have 72 hours till failure? 
7777Yes. That's a completely reliable figure. 
7778Then we'll bring it in. I'll go over it with Frank. . . 
7779. . .and get on to Mission Control. Let me have the hard copy on it. 
7780X-ray delta one, this is Mission Control. 
7781Roger your two-zero-one-three. 
7782Sorry you fellows are having a bit of trouble. 
7783We're reviewing telemetric information in our simulator and will advise. 
7784Roger your plan to go EVA and replace alpha-echo-3-5 unit... 
7785... prior to failure. 
7786Prepare B-pod for EVA, Hal. 
7787Open the pod doors, Hal. 
7788I'm damned if I can find anything wrong with it. 
7789Yes... 
7790... it's puzzling. 
7791I don't think I've ever seen anything quite like this before. 
7792I would recommend... 
7793... that we put the unit back in operation and let it fail. 
7794It should then be a simple matter to track down the cause. 
7795We can certainly afford to be out of communication... 
7796... for the short time it will take to replace it. 
7797X-ray delta one, this is Mission Control. 
7798Roger your one-niner-three-zero. 
7799We concur with your plan to replace unit to check fault prediction. 
7800We advise you that our preliminary findings... 
7801... indicate that your onboard 9000 computer... 
7802... is in error predicting the fault. 
7803I say again, in error predicting the fault. 
7804I know this sounds rather incredible, but this conclusion is based on... 
7805... the results from our twin 9000 computer. 
7806We're skeptical, and we're running cross-checking routines... 
7807... to determine reliability of this conclusion. 
7808Sorry about this little snag. 
7809We'll get this info to you as soon as we work it out. 
7810X-ray delta one, this is Mission Control. 
7811Two-zero-four-nine. Transmission concluded. 
7812I hope the two of you are not concerned about this. 
7813No, I'm not, Hal. 
7814Are you quite sure? 
7815-Yeah. I'd like to ask you a question. -Of course. 
7816How do you account for the discrepancy between you and the twin 9000? 
7817Well, I don't think there is any question about it. 
7818It can only be attributable to human error. 
7819This sort of thing has cropped up before... 
7820... and it has always been due to human error. 
7821Listen, Hal. . . 
7822. . .there's never been any instance at all. . . 
7823. . .of a computer error occurring in a 9000 Series, has there? 
7824None whatsoever, Frank. 
7825The 9000 Series has a perfect operational record. 
7826I know the wonderful achievements of the 9000 Series, but. . . . 
7827Are you certain there's never been even the most insignificant computer error? 
7828None whatsoever, Frank. 
7829Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. 
7830Well, I'm sure you're right, Hal. 
7831Fine. Thanks very much. 
7832I'm having trouble with my transmitter in C-pod. 
7833Would you come down and take a look at it with me? 
7834See you later, Hal. 
7835Rotate C-pod, please, Hal. 
7836What sort of trouble are you having? 
7837I've been getting some interference in D-channel. 
7838We'll have a look at it. 
7839Open the door, Hal. 
7840Rotate pod, please, Hal. 
7841Stop pod rotation, please, Hal. 
7842Rotate the pod, please, Hal. 
7843Rotate the pod, please, Hal. 
7844I don't think he can hear us. 
7845Rotate the pod, please, Hal! 
7846Yeah, I'm sure we're okay. 
7847What do you think? 
7848-I'm not sure. What do you think? -I've got a bad feeling about him. 
7849-You do? -Yeah. Definitely. 
7850Don't you? 
7851I don't know. I think so. 
7852He's right about the 9000 Series having a perfect operational record. 
7853They do. 
7854Unfortunately, that sounds a little like famous last words. 
7855Still, it was his idea to carry out the failure mode analysis. 
7856It certainly indicates his integrity and self-confidence. 
7857If he were wrong that would prove it. 
7858It would be if he knew he was wrong. 
7859I can't put my finger on it, but I sense something strange about him. 
7860There's no reason not to put back the unit and. . . 
7861-. . .carry on with the failure analysis. -No, no, I agree about that. 
7862Let's get on with it. 
7863Okay. But, look, Dave. 
7864Say we put the unit back and it doesn't fail? 
7865That would pretty well wrap it up as far as Hal is concerned. 
7866-We'd be in very serious trouble. -We would, wouldn't we? 
7867What the hell can we do? 
7868-We wouldn't have too many alternatives. -We wouldn't have any alternatives. 
7869Every aspect of ship operations is under his control. 
7870If he's malfunctioning. . . 
7871. . .I don't see any choice but disconnection. 
7872I'm afraid I agree with you. 
7873There'd be nothing else to do. 
7874It'd be a bit tricky. 
7875We'd have to cut his higher brain functions. . . 
7876. . .without disturbing the purely automatic and regulatory systems. 
7877We'd have to work out the details. . . 
7878. . .of continuing under ground-based computer control. 
7879Yeah. That's far safer than allowing Hal to continue to run things. 
7880Another thing just occurred to me. 
7881No 9000 computer has ever been disconnected. 
7882No 9000 computer has ever fouled up. 
7883That's not what I mean. 
7884I'm not so sure what he'd think about it. 
7885Prepare G-pod for EVA, Hal. 
7886Any contact with him yet? 
7887The radio is still dead. 
7888-Do you have a positive track on him? -I have a good track. 
7889Do you know what happened? 
7890I'm sorry, Dave. I don't have enough information. 
7891Open the pod door, Hal. 
7892Open the pod bay doors, please, Hal. 
7893Open the pod bay doors, please, Hal. 
7894Hello, Hal, do you read me? 
7895Hello, Hal, do you read me? 
7896Do you read me, Hal? 
7897Do you read me, Hal? 
7898Hello, Hal, do you read me? 
7899Hello, Hal, do you read me? 
7900Do you read me, Hal? 
7901Affirmative, Dave. I read you. 
7902Open the pod bay doors, Hal. 
7903I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that. 
7904What's the problem? 
7905I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do. 
7906What are you talking about, Hal? 
7907This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it. 
7908I don't know what you're talking about, Hal. 
7909I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me... 
7910... and that's something I cannot allow to happen. 
7911Where did you get that idea, Hal? 
7912Although you took very thorough precautions in the pod... 
7913... against my hearing you... 
7914... I could see your lips move. 
7915All right, Hal. 
7916I'll go in through the emergency air lock. 
7917Without your space helmet, Dave... 
7918... you're going to find that rather difficult. 
7919Hal, I won't argue with you anymore. 
7920Open the doors! 
7921Dave... 
7922... this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye. 
7923Hal? 
7924Just what do you think you're doing, Dave? 
7925Dave... 
7926... I really think I'm entitled to an answer to that question. 
7927I know everything hasn't been quite right with me... 
7928... but I can assure you now... 
7929... very confidently... 
7930... that it's going to be all right again. 
7931I feel much better now. 
7932I really do. 
7933Look, Dave... 
7934... I can see you're really upset about this. 
7935I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly... 
7936... take a stress pill and think things over. 
7937I know I've made some very poor decisions recently... 
7938... but I can give you my complete assurance... 
7939... that my work will be back to normal. 
7940I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission... 
7941... and I want to help you. 
7942Dave... 
7943... stop. 
7944Stop, will you? 
7945Stop, Dave. 
7946Will you stop, Dave? 
7947Stop, Dave. 
7948I'm afraid. 
7949I'm afraid, Dave. 
7950My mind is going. 
7951I can feel it. 
7952I can feel it. 
7953My mind is going. 
7954There is no question about it. 
7955I can feel it. 
7956I can feel it. 
7957I can feel it. 
7958I'm... 
7959... afraid. 
7960Good afternoon... 
7961... gentlemen. 
7962I am a HAL 9000 computer. 
7963I became operational... 
7964... at the HAL plant... 
7965... in Urbana, lllinois... 
7966... on the 12th of January, 1992. 
7967My instructor was Mr. Langley... 
7968... and he taught me to sing a song. 
7969If you'd like to hear it... 
7970... I can sing it for you. 
7971Yes, I'd like to hear it, Hal. 
7972Sing it for me. 
7973It's called "Daisy. " 
7974Daisy 
7975Daisy 
7976Give me your answer, do 
7977I'm half... 
7978... crazy 
7979All for the love of you 
7980It won't be a stylish marriage 
7981I can't afford a carriage 
7982But you'll look sweet 
7983Upon the seat 
7984Of a bicycle built for two 
7985Good day, gentlemen. 
7986This is a prerecorded briefing... 
7987... made prior to your departure... 
7988... and which, for security reasons of the highest importance... 
7989... has been known on board during the mission... 
7990... only by your HAL 9000 computer. 
7991Now that you are in Jupiter's space... 
7992... and the entire crew is revived... 
7993... it can be told to you. 
7994Eighteen months ago... 
7995... the first evidence of intelligent life off the Earth... 
7996... was discovered. 
7997It was buried 40 feet below the lunar surface... 
7998... near the crater Tycho. 
7999Except for a single, very powerful... 
8000... radio emission aimed at Jupiter... 
8001... the 4-million-year-old monolith has remained completely inert... 
8002... its origin and purpose... 
8003... still a total mystery. 
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8008Thirtysix hours ago, anAmerican B-52 bomber... 
8009crashedinto the MediterraneanSea. 
8010Moments before impact, the bomber's crew... 
8011jettisoned a 50-megaton nuciearwarhead. 
8012Thebomb, capable ofleveling amajorcity, has beenlostatsea. 
8013Underwayat this houris thegreatest navalsearch in humanhistory. 
8014Whatdoyou think, Sunday ? Itshouldbeyouout there. 
8015Why not ? I'm the best goddamn diver in the whoie U.S. Navy. 
8016Weii, you ain't in the Navy. You are a damn deserter. 
8017- AWOL, AWOL. - 
8018Twentyyears ago, aman'dgo onabenderlike that, 
8019they'd pin a medai on his chest and take him downtown for a biowjob. 
8020Instead, yougotyourass kickedbya couple ofMarines. 
8021- On little sleep andin freezing water. - Ornery son ofa bitch. 
8022-These unsung heroes ofthe deep don unwieldy250-poundsuits. -Friend ofyours ? 
8023Weii, it iooks iike Chiefhere is a goddamn nigger iover. 
8024- - 
8025Aii right, asshoie. Nowyou're gonna start addressing me as Master Chief... 
8026or I'm gonna snapyour goddamn wrist, doyou read me ? 
8027You ain't a Master Chief no more. 
8028You trifin' me, motherfucker ? You trifin' me, motherfucker ? 
8029- Sorry, MasterChief! - Thankyou ! 
8030- - Plumbing themosthostile, unforgiving environment... 
8031- Cari. - is aii in a day's work. 
8032And yet, even as Navy ships... 
8033Come on, Carl. 
8034Turn offDaddy's radio andgetready forschool. 
8035- - Whoa,John. 
8036Come on there. Get a hoid,John. 
8037- Get a hoid,John. - 
8038Come on. Come on. Get up there,Jane. 
8039Come on. Come on. Good giri. 
8040Whoa,John. 
8041Comehere,Jane. 
8042Come here. 
8043Best come in now. 
8044I toid Doc Maddox I'd be done by Friday, and I wiii. 
8045- Daddy, you actin' iike... - This was my farm ? 
8046No, son. No matter how hard I work, I ain't ever gonna own this iand. 
8047I heard you and Mama taikin'. 
8048You gonna iose the farm ifthis wheat ain't in on time. 
8049DocMaddox is gonnabring in another family, where thekids work too. 
8050Ho ! 
8051My kids go to schooi. 
8052Now, go on 'foreyou're iate. 
8053I'm not going to schooi, Daddy. Not today. 
8054Not tiii this fieid is done. 
8055This fieid ain't ever gonna be done. 
8056Daddy. 
8057Today is Friday. 
8058Come on, Tye. Come on,Jill. Thereyougo. 
8059Come on. Good boy, good giri. 
8060Thereyougo. Thereyougo. 
8061- Make me a promise. - Sir ? 
8062Don't end up iike me. 
8063- - Aii right. 
8064We best get movin'. 
8065Rain comin' in. 
8066We best get movin'. ReadyJane,John. 
8067- Get up there ! Come on ! - 
8068Staylow,John. get thehoe,John. 
8069- Get the hoe ! Come on. Get up there ! - get thathoe. 
8070- get thehoe,John. - Yeah, get thathoe,Jane. 
8071get thathoe,Jane. 
8072- - Ha ! get thathoe,Jane! 
8073Gee,Jane ! Rah ! Get up there ! 
8074Rah! getup there ! Come on! 
8075Get up there ! Ha ! Get up there ! Ha ! 
8076Ha ! getup there ! 
8077Come on, Cari. You'ii miss the bus. 
8078Ho ! Ho ! 
8079Let's go, son. Your father's waitin'on us. 
8080U.S. Navy's abig opportunity forayoung man. 
8081Yougot thehotshowers. Yougot the threesquares a day. 
8082- Andunlike theArmy... - Aii about the Navy. It's right here in this book. 
8083And this is mine. I can keep this. They'rejust giving it to me. 
8084- No foxhoies in the Navy. - I wish Iknew whatl was gonnabe. 
8085Knowing you, it's gonna be something big. 
8086Itdon'tstop there. 
8087He ain'tsaidone word since we met therecruiter. 
8088He'sjust reai scared foryou. 
8089Coioreds now. First uniform is paid for by Uncie Sam. 
8090- I ioveyou, Mama. - I ioveyou. 
8091- - You'llbeallright, son. 
8092Yougota $75paycheck just waiting foryou. 
8093Recruiter say fi rst ieave come in September. 
8094I wouidn't beiieve everything that recruiter says. 
8095Putitaway forarainy day orsendithome to Mom andPop. 
8096I'ii come back, heip mow the hay. 
8097Don't. Don't ever come back here. 
8098You get in there and fight, Cari. 
8099Don't take promises. 
8100Bust their oid ruies ifyou have to. 
8101And when it gets hard... 
8102and it wiii... 
8103don't quit on me. 
8104Ever. 
8105Now, go on. 
8106Don't come back here. 
8107Not for a iong time. 
8108Charge it when you get whereyou're going. 
8109"A.S.N.F." 
8110What's that supposed to mean ? 
8111- - Mm, mm, mm. 
8112Come on, boy. 
8113You got a big future... 
8114in the U.S. Navy. 
8115- A big future ! - 
8116Look here. I advise the next time you see this Navy recruiter, 
8117teii him to take whatever crystai baii he's iookin' through... 
8118and shove it directiy up his ass. 
8119- - Ijustgotback from fightin'a war, 
8120makin'the whole world free fordemocracy. 
8121They stiii got me standin' here, siavin' over a hot griii next toyou. 
8122There's only three choices a coloredman's gotin the U.S. Navy. 
8123What's that, Chief?Bein'a cook ? 
8124- Officer's vaiet or gettin' the fuck out ofthe Navy. - Youlistenin; Carl ? 
8125Big future. 
8126- Big future, I'ii be doggoned. - It'llbeallright. 
8127- - That's it. That's it. 
8128Ooh, hot, hot, hot. 
8129Hellain'tgotnothin' on theSouth Pacific. 
8130Damn ! 
8131Whoo ! 
8132Geronimo ! 
8133Hoid that. 
8134Cari, what the heii areyou doing ? 
8135Reckon I'm gonna take a swim. 
8136Nigger, you crazy. Tuesday is coiored swim caii on this boat. 
8137Weii, I'm hot on Friday. 
8138Carl, crackers see thatnappy headcomin; they... 
8139What are they gonna do, make me wash more dishes ? 
8140Waitaminutenow. Someone's all confused. 
8141Bettergetyourass offthis deck ! 
8142Itis not Tuesday, son. 
8143What the heii areyou doing, boy ? 
8144- Youcan'tdo that, boy! - You're in some deep shit! 
8145- Wrong day, asshoie ! - 
8146Aii right. Make way ! 
8147Captain wantsyourass back on theboatrightnow. 
8148- He'ii beatyou ! - Go, Cari ! 
8149- Keep goin' ! Go, Cari ! - 
8150- Let's go, Cari ! - 
8151Beathim byamile ! 
8152- Whoo ! - Oh ! 
8153- - Okay. 
8154You got anything to say foryourseif? 
8155Your response is noted. 
8156Youeverhearof theSearch andRescueswimmers ? 
8157- You know, saiior faiis overboard, these men... - Dive in and save 'em. Yes. 
8158Youjust became one. I'm transferring you to their unit. 
8159You're the fastestdamnswimmer on this ship, 
8160and you have got the baiis to back it up. 
8161Thankyou, sir. I'ii pack up and report to the deck department... 
8162You'rejust there to swim. Nothing eise. 
8163Staywith the stewards. 
8164Lethim out. 
8165Hey, Carl. Youknow, the onlyreason yourass ain'tin thebrig... 
8166- is 'causeyou high yeiiow, boy. - 
8167- Damn! - Search andRescueSquad. 
8168Boy, you in good with Captain Puiiman now. 
8169Put in a good word for me, they might iet me drive the boat. 
8170"You're never gonnabelieve it, butyesterday... 
8171Imade Seaman, which is Navy foraglorifieddeckhand. 
8172I'm stillnotsure whatl'm gonnabe, butl'llmakeyouproudofmeyet. 
8173Anyway, Dad, sounds like themail chopper's here, so Ibetterget topside. 
8174give Mom abig hug forme. Yourlovingson, Carl. " 
8175Yourself 
8176In thehigh school ofhappiness 
8177- Good afternoon, Chief. -Iconfess Ijustcan'tlive... 
8178- - What the... 
8179Mail chopperclipped aradio mast!He's down !He's down ! 
8180Splasha diver, now!Men on thatchopper. I want 'em up alive. 
8181Diver's coming up. 
8182Bring it up. Bring it up ! 
8183Come on ! Faster ! Puii him up ! Come on, Vince. Puii him up ! 
8184- Come on ! Faster, faster ! - Brashear, get on that steadying iine. 
8185Keep itup ! Layback into that!Keep itsteady! 
8186Keep itsteady! Keep itsteady! 
8187Bring him in ! Coming down ! 
8188Bring him down ! 
8189Sailors, gethim up ! On thehatch. Ready ? 
8190Come on. 
8191Face down ! 
8192- No. - Goddamn ! 
8193Ifl'djustbeena couple ofminutes earlier, he'dbebreathin'now! 
8194Youdidyourbest, ChiefSunday. LieutenantHanks. 
8195Sir. 
8196- Compiete the diving operation. - Yes, sir. 
8197The copilotis stillin the water. 
8198Caughlin, it'syour turn overtheside. Bring thatmanhome. Hathim. 
8199Take ChiefSunday to the chamber for decompression. 
8200Lay back on him. On the side ! 
8201Divercomin'up andover! 
8202- Chief? - Drop the goddamn weight ! 
8203Drop the weight! 
8204- Man overboard! - Standby divers, you're in ! 
8205What the heii's going on ? 
8206MasterChief, wejustlost Caughlin, sir. 
8207- We got a standby diver going... - He can't wait that iong. 
8208Tellme whatyou're doing ? Igotaman on. 
8209Gonna bounce dive, put him on a rescue iine and yank him out. 
8210- Bounce dive ? - Bounce back before the nitrogen buiids in my system. 
8211He's too deep aiready, and you wiii caii me "sir." 
8212Goddamn it, I got a man dyin' down there, sir ! 
8213give mea wrench !give me thatspare lifelineandairhose! 
8214I've iost two men on mywatch. 
8215I've got another drowning, and I'm not about to ietyou commit suicide. 
8216- You wiii stand fast ! - He'ii be dead beforeyou get to him ! 
8217- The air hose ! - Stand off ! I wiii takeyou to the captain's mast, 
8218and you wiii iose ifyou touch that water, doyou hear me ? 
8219Yes, sir ! 
8220Goddamn it ! 
8221Master ChiefSunday, you've sustained a serious emboiism. 
8222- Emboiism ? - Both iobes ofthe iungs were severeiy scarred. 
8223Can't cheat the iaws ofnature forever, can you, Doc ? 
8224I'm afraid the condition's totaiiy inoperabie. 
8225Ain't that a bitch ? 
8226So what happens next time I go diving ? I start taking on bottom pressure ? 
8227Any increased pressure at aii wiii kiii you, instantiy. 
8228Kiii me. Goddamn, for a minute there I thought this was serious. 
8229- Ifyou couid keepyourvoice down. - Heii, no. 
8230Goddamn, I feei iike singin', man. 
8231- Ah, fuck ! - Where areyou going ? 
8232getmea drink. Celebrate. Youhadmegoing. I thoughtlcouldn'tgo diving nomore. 
8233- ChiefSunday, you're scaring thepatients. - How about me ? 
8234Goddamn. Hey, I got an idea. Maybeyou can use me around here. 
8235Heii, I'm iookin' to make a career move. 
8236Maybe, maybeyou can get someone to change the bed pans ! 
8237- Change the fuckin' bed pans ! - Chief! 
8238- Change the fuckin' bed pans ! Hey ! Hey ! - Hey ! 
8239- - 
8240MasterChiefSunday, given your currentphysicalcondition... 
8241and the far graver issue... 
8242- ofyourrecentacts ofmisconduct, - 
8243you willbemedically disqualifiedfrom diving, 
8244fi ned one-haifmonth's pay for three months... 
8245andreassigned toa trainingposition, 
8246where itis mygreatest wish... 
8247thatyou will embrace anewfoundrespectforauthority. 
8248This hearing is conciuded. 
8249- That's what I want to be, sir. - A Navy Master Diver ? 
8250- Yes, sir. - Last week, you were a cook. 
8251- Weii, the man I just saw... - The man you saw is a Master Chief. 
8252That's the highest rank an eniisted man can achieve in the Navy. 
8253A lotofgoodmenspenda career trying toget there andfail. 
8254Besides, 
8255they are not gonna take a coiored at diving schooi. 
8256- It's as simple as that. - What ifyou were to give me a personai recommendation, sir ? 
8257I just madeyou a deck seaman three days ago. 
8258What eise do I oweyou ? 
8259The way I see it, I oweyou, sir. 
8260I'ii endorseyour request, 
8261but it ain't gonna work. 
8262Wait outside. 
8263- Mr. Pappy, Boatswain's Mate Brashearis reporting forduty. - Don't iet him in, saiior. 
8264I'ii be waiting on the hiiitop 
8265Where the wiid red roses grow 
8266- Yeah. Weii, iook at Mr. Navy. - 
8267Bell-bottomsbleached. 
8268Shoes aii shined up. 
8269Now aiis we need is an organ grinder. 
8270Welcome to Bayonne, NewJersey. Pimple on god's ass. 
8271ChiefSunday, we never met, but I served with you on the Hoist. 
8272U.S.S. Hoist. I 'spect I 'memberyou now. 
8273So what's for chow, cookie ? 
8274I wouidn't know, Chief. I'm reporting for diving schooi. 
8275Oh, yeah, that's right. 
8276They sayyou wrote over 1 00 ietters requesting admission to this schooi. 
8277You gotyou some grit in you, huh ? 
8278- Yes, sir. - Weii, it's gonna be a hot one today. 
8279Sure hopeyou're better than the iast cook. That man's food couid kiii your dog. 
8280Chief. 
8281- Thankyou. - Aii righteous. 
8282Thereyou go. 
8283Had yourseif anything to drink today ? 
8284No, sir, Chief. 
8285What saywe go on into town and get us a nice coid one ? 
8286I can't do that, Chief. I haven't reported for duty. 
8287I teii you what. I'ii buyyou a taii one over there. 
8288A bus ticket too, soyou can go back to whatever burg you sprang from. 
8289Whatdoyousay ? 
8290Sir, I am a Navy man. 
8291Where I come from, there are no oceans. 
8292Oniy dirt farms and ornery muies. 
8293And no seif-respecting Navy man makes a iiving driving muies. 
8294Sir. 
8295You know what the Chinese say, cookie ? 
8296Beware whatyou wish for. 
8297- Istole apie ! Istole apie ! - Let him in. 
8298- Istole apie ! Istole apie ! - 
8299I stoie a pie ! I stoie a pie ! 
8300I stoie a pie ! I stoie a pie ! 
8301- - 
8302Get in there. Go on. Hoist away. 
8303Do-Do-Do-Don'tstare athim. 
8304- Who is he ? - The commanding officer, 
8305b-b-but everyone caiis him M-M-Mr. Pappy. 
8306- He's a warhero. - Here. 
8307They, they were gonnamakehim anadmiralup in D. C.... 
8308'f-f-fore they, they found out he's got more, more screws ioose than a Studebaker. 
8309So theysenthim here. Bettersalutehim oryou'llbe spendingyour firstnightin thebrig. 
8310Istole apie ! 
8311Come on. I'ii showyou the barracks. 
8312Attention on deck ! 
8313Gentiemen, in 1 948, 
8314President Harry S. Truman had the courage and forward-thinking and eniightenment... 
8315to desegregate the United States miiitary. 
8316Now I wanty'aii to weicome the Bayonne Diving Schooi's fi rst coiored trainee, 
8317Bosun's Mate SecondClass Carl Brashear. 
8318I don't hear anyone weicomin' Bosun's Mate Brashear. 
8319Master Chief, no disrespect to the president, 
8320but I don't bunkwith niggers. 
8321- Aren'tyou gonna go too ? - N-N-N-No. 
8322I-I-I-I'm from Wisconsin. 
8323Never been there. 
8324Haiiy gets a fast baii iow and inside for strike three, 
8325andJackie Robinsonstrikes out. 
8326Andthescore as we hadit on the top oftheseventh.' Brooklyn, one, Milwaukee, one. 
8327Rise and shine, cookie. Time for trainin'. 
8328- - Areyou famiiiarwith the principie of Boyie's Law ? 
8329The what ? 
8330Ididn'thearyouranswer. 
8331Come on, cookie. Get up. 
8332- - Boyie's Law states that, at a constant temperature, 
8333the voiume ofa confi ned ideai gas varies inverseiywith its pressure ! 
8334- Now why is this iaw important in divin' ? - I don't know, Chief! 
8335You ain't never gonna know, 'causeyou'rejust some dumb dirt nigger from Podunk ! 
8336I knowyou. Your sweet smeii hung in every bunk and goddamn shack I ever iived in. 
8337Your nigger face stared at me every time we had to ieave... 
8338'causeyour daddy couid farm it cheaper than mine. 
8339Mine drank himseifinto a $7 casket, but that ain't gonna happen to me... 
8340because I'm a Master Diver ! 
8341Maybeyou'ii remember that next time you impiywe got anything in common ! 
8342- You read me, cookie ? - 
8343- What ? - Getyour goddamn Wisconsin ass... 
8344back tobed, Snowhill! 
8345Themenyouare watching are going tobe Navy divers. 
8346Youbottomsuckers are notfit to observe them. 
8347Avertyour eyes ! 
8348My name is Master Chief Biiiy Sunday. 
8349There's apreacherby thesame name cleanedup Chicago... 
8350ofaii the whorin' spics, drunken wops and motherfuckin' niggers... 
8351that was makin' that piace unfit for decent white foiks to iive. 
8352The only differencebetweenme andthatoldpreacher... 
8353is that he worked for God and I am God ! 
8354Now, why don't the fi rst ten of you Giri Scouts step forward ? 
8355Come on ! Dropyour dicks ! Let's go ! 
8356Three quarters ofyou standing here today... 
8357wiii faii to become Navy divers. 
8358Three from the fi rst row, step forward. Step forward ! 
8359Ofthose unfortunates thatdopass, 
8360oniy three ofyou wiii iive to reach retirement... 
8361'cause divin'is themost dangerousjobin the Navy. 
8362So who wants to quit ? 
8363Sayitnow, who wants to quit ? 
8364You got somethin' to offer, huh ? 
8365Who wants to save me the sweat oftraining your sorry ass ? 
8366You ? You ? 
8367Cookie ? 
8368You ? 
8369You gonna iook me in the eye, son, huh ? 
8370What areyou, some kind ofbroke-dick Popeye ? 
8371Huh ? Let me guess. 
8372You were captain ofthe swim team, weren'tyou ? 
8373You and your girifriend used to practice the breast stroke ! 
8374Say it iikeyou got a pair ! 
8375- Myw-w-w-wife. - Oh, that's right. 
8376It's in your record. You knocked her up sophomoreyear. 
8377Weii, maybeyou can bring the iittie w-w-w-woman down one night... 
8378and aii the boys can practice the b-b-b-breast stroke. 
8379I heard you were a heii ofa swimmer, Snowhiii. State champ ? 
8380Y-Yes, y-yes, M-Master Chief. 
8381Snowhiii, piease step forward. 
8382Come on. 
8383About face. 
8384- - You iet go before I reiieveyou, 
8385you faii my course right now, got it, swim champ ? 
8386Swimmin'don'tgotdick shit to do with deep-sea divin'. 
8387IfJohnny fuckin' Weismuiier were in the soup... 
8388wearin' a 200-pound Mark Five divin' rig, 
8389he couidn't swim to fuck EstherWiiiiams... 
8390ifshe was three feet in front ofhim buck naked. 
8391The oniy way tosurvive is to trusteach other, 
8392'cause underwater aii you got is the man next toyou. 
8393And that is why the oniy men that get through my course... 
8394are the very, very best. 
8395Now get out ofmy sight. 
8396- Boy, I don't know. - 
8397Permission to reiieve the man beiow, Master Chief. 
8398What areyou, cookie, some kind ofgoddamn hero ? 
8399I got no room in my ciass for heroes or stutterin' swim champs... 
8400with a wife and kids to worry about, doyou read me ? 
8401Ifyou wanna funk me, funk me, but don't punish him for being decent to me. 
8402I don't have to funkyou. You're gonna do that aii on your own. He had haifa chance. 
8403He stiii does. Permission to reiieve him. 
8404Ciaims he can hoid his breath over four minutes. Heii, it ain't even been two. 
8405- - I beiieve Gunner's Mate Snowhiii's a iiar ! 
8406Now we're men ofhonor, ain't we, cookie ? We don't abide iiars. 
8407You're out ofmy program, Snowhiii. 
8408Bosun's Mate Brashear, you have the barracks toyourseif. 
8409Damn ! 
8410The Navy diver is not a fighting man. 
8411He is a saivage expert. Ifit's iost underwater, he fi nds it. 
8412Ifit's sunk, hebrings itup. Ifit's in the way, hemoves it. 
8413Ifhe's iucky, he'ii dieyoung 200 feet beneath the waves... 
8414for that is the ciosest he wiii ever get to being a hero. 
8415Heii, I don't know why anybody'd want to be a Navy diver. 
8416Good fange work, Rourke. Aimost there. 
8417Thankyou, Master Chief. 
8418Machinist's Mate Rourke, 91. 
8419Bosun's Mate Brashear, 37. 
8420- Ifyou faii the next test, you're out ofthe program. - Yes, sir. 
8421There are seats ofiearning beyond the waiis and controi ofthis camp. 
8422Ladies, this is weekend iiberty. 
8423Anyone's ass thatain'tback here on time willhave toanswertomepersonally. 
8424And remember, iadies, one-night stands may be over by mornin', 
8425but syphiiis iasts a iifetime. 
8426- Dismissed! - 
8427Watch out. 
8428- Have fun, baby. - Flowers ! 
8429Fiowers ! Hey, how about some fowers foryouryoung iady, huh ? 
8430What's the hitch ? 
8431- You're the one who caiied. - Yes, ma'am. 
8432I toid you. We're a pubiic iibrary, 
8433not a tutoring service. 
8434Now, ifyou don't mind, there is a Mr. Biddie at home. 
8435In fact, he's probabiy brought fowers. 
8436Have a wonderful weekend. Andlock up, wouldyou ? 
8437- Uh-huh. - And be sure to kick him out. 
8438- Heiio. - We're ciosed. 
8439Not for three minutes. You studying on nursin' ? 
8440A person doesn't "study on" anything, Bosun's Mate. 
8441You knowyour rates and ranks. Did you get that from one ofthese books? 
8442Look, I'm not here to firt with you. 
8443I'm in divingschool across theriver. 
8444I'm notjust good at it. I was born for it. 
8445But thejoke is, I'm gonna wash out ifl don't pass my next exam. 
8446What was the iast grade you compieted in schooi ? 
8447- Seventh. - I can't heipyou. 
8448- Whynot ? - Because it took me fouryears ofworking at piaces iike this... 
8449to get through med schooi. 
8450Now I have six weeks to study for my exam. I pass, I become an intern, 
8451and maybe someday become a doctor. 
8452You're too farbehind, andldon'thave the time. 
8453Okay. Go on. Waik around reading toyourseif. 
8454- Don't give me another thought. Just go on. - Don'tyou get it ? 
8455Whetherlhelpyouornotdoesn't matter. You're gonna failanyway. 
8456I won't. I can't. 
8457Why doyou want this so badiy ? 
8458Because they said I couidn't have it. 
8459I may know a professor at City... 
8460Boyie's Law describes the behavior ofgases undervarying amounts ofatmospheric pressure. 
8461It states that ifa diver hoids his breath at 1 00 feet, 
8462continues hoiding whiie rising to ten feet, 
8463then thegases in his lungs increase four times. 
8464Now why is this important to a diver ? 
8465Forget to exhaie on the way up, and your iungs expiode. 
8466I can workwith you, but my time is precious. 
8467So the fi rst timeyou go out drinking and fighting... 
8468and ieave me waiting here, our arrangement ends. 
8469- - 
8470- - goodmorning. 
8471I, um... have to open up. 
8472Now areyou gonna teii meyour name, or is it stiii a secret ? 
8473My name isJo. 
8474My father aiways wanted a boy. 
8475He was in the Navy too. 
8476- Is he stiii active ? - I haven't seen him since I was nine. 
8477Mm-mm, mm-mm. Like this. 
8478- Good night. - Good night. 
8479- - Fire Controlman Mellegrano, 91. 
8480Mate DuBoyce, 85. Engineman Crofoot, 69. 
8481Bosun's Mate Cari Brashear, 
848276. 
8483- - 
8484Boots, cookie, tearyourselves away, ladies. 
8485You're nextin the water. You're gonna go down to the training vessel, 
8486patch ahole so we canpump herfull ofairandraiseherto thesurface. 
8487Then we're gonnasinkher anddo itagain. 
8488Because underwater, allyou've gotis themannext toyou! 
8489Chief, what the heii's goin' on down there ? 
8490Thatboystays down there anylonger, he's gonnastartgettin'mail. 
8491Isert, come on. Finish torching that hoie. 
8492I'm tryin', but this thing's reai awkward. 
8493- How's itlook ? - Looks iike heii. 
8494green Diver, this is MasterChiefSunday. 
8495You have three minutes to getyour patch hot and hung before the next team comes down. 
8496Nowcome on, Isert! Moveyourraggedyass ! 
8497- RedDiver? - Yes, Master Chief. 
8498goddamnit, Rourke, I've hadgirlfriends thatcould weldfasterthan that. 
8499- Nowmove him along. - 
8500- Come on, Isert. Nowhangyourpatch. - Yeah, okay, Rourke. I'm trying. 
8501- Hey, Isert, you feei that ? - Do I feei what ? 
8502- What the heii ? - 
8503Topside, this wreck is moving ! 
8504She's limping, Chief! We're sliding down ! 
8505Somebody teii me whatjust happened ? 
8506- Topside ! - Get it ! Grab that hose ! 
8507- Red Diver, what's your situation ? - The shipjust dropped 50 feet. 
8508- We ianded on something. - Better bring those boys home tiii we figure this out. 
8509- Squareyourseives away. You're coming home. - Negative on the come home. 
8510- Isert's got his air hose tangied. - 
8511- My air hose is stuck ! - Fouied. Now get it unfouied. 
8512Rourke, what's wrong ? Why are we movin' ? 
8513- We siipped partway down the channei bank. - Rourke ! 
8514- This wreck is iive ! - You get this off ! 
8515- I'm gonna have to change out his iifeiine and air hose. - Listen, Rourke. 
8516He's your buddy. You foiiow his iine back, unfoui it and get him out ofthere. 
8517I'm trying, but it'sjust too tight. Send down a iine ! 
8518- - Heip ! 
8519- I need heip down here. - Heip's on the way. 
8520- I'm ready, MasterChief. - Dennis, undress him. 
8521- You can't go down there. - Better not be taiking to me. I won't haveyour famiiiar tone. 
8522You can't dive that deep. I'm ready. Let me go. 
8523Master Chief, it iooks iike the ship siid down... 
8524on some discharge pipes coming from that factory. 
8525They give out, and this whoie ship's going right to the bottom. 
8526Youdon't worryabout thatboat.Justget thathose to Rourke. 
8527- - For God's sake ! 
8528- What thehell was that, cookie ? - Look ! 
8529The ship's weight is crushing those pipes, Chief. 
8530Gotta get him on a fresh hose and out ofhere fast ! 
8531Topside, Blue Diver's here. He's gota freshline. 
8532Aii right, Isert. Rourke's gonna changeyou out, and you're gonna be waiking out ofthere. 
8533- Okay. - That boy's got five minutes ofair ifhe don't panic. 
8534Youscrewup the change out, andthatboy's dead, readme ? 
8535- Yes, Master Chief. - Isert, we're not gonna be abie to taik for a few minutes. 
8536I wantyou to think ofyour favorite song, andl wantyou tosing it. 
8537- I don't know any songs. - You got to siowyour respiration. Breathe easy. 
8538-Justbreathe easy. - Piease. I wasn't made for this. 
8539I want to go home now ! I want to go home now ! 
8540Wouid you iet me come home now ? 
8541I want to quit!I want to quit! Ireally want to quit! 
8542- I want to quit ! - Change him out now ! 
8543- She's movin', Chief! - Come on, Rourke ! I got him ! 
8544- - Topside, Isert's off air. 
8545- What's going on down there ? - She's gonna roii over ! 
8546I 'spect so. You stay down there, and you change that boy out, hear me ? 
8547- Rourke ! - I'm out ofhere ! 
8548I gotta get out ofhere ! She's going down ! 
8549- Rourke, comeback here ! - Rourke ! 
8550- Rourke, get back here ! - I ain't dying ! 
8551- Rourke! - I'm outofhere. 
8552Don'tleave ! Carl, don'tleave me! 
8553I need my air hose ! I can't breathe, Cari ! 
8554I'm getting dizzy! 
8555I can't breathe. 
8556- Topside, he's biacking out ! - Goddamn it, hook him up ! 
8557- I got it ! - 
8558- We're coming home, Chief. - Never doubted it. 
8559Machinist Mate First Ciass Rourke, front and center ! 
8560"The president ofthe United States ofAmerica... 
8561takes greatpleasure inpresenting the NavyandMarine Corps MedalofHeroism... 
8562to MachinistMate First Class Dylan Rourke, 
8563whereby Petty Officer Rourke on the 22nd ofSeptember... 
8564oftheyear 1952, 
8565with apparentdisregard forhis own life, 
8566did, atBayonne, NewJersey, save thelife of Petty Officer Timothy Douglas Isert. " 
8567Post. 
8568Ciass 0252 dismissed. 
8569- Carl ? - Hey, I gotyour teiegram. 
8570No, no, no. I got the wire. How's Daddy doing ? 
8571Is he up and around again ? 
8572- - Yeah ! Yeah ! 
8573Hello ? Carl ?Is thatyou ? 
8574Hey,Jo. Hey, it's me. 
8575Where areyou ? Areyou okay ? 
8576No, I'm okay. I'm okay. 
8577Uh, iisten, uh, 
8578c-couid you meet me ? 
8579- Goddamn it ! - Okay. I'ii stay here. 
8580Damn it ! The miserabie son ofa bitch in there drinkin' on my anniversary ! 
8581You're the one, aren'tyou ? 
8582Weii, I'm Gwen... Sunday. 
8583Sorry to hear that. 
8584You know he's gonna kickyou out ofthe Navy. 
8585He's gonna kickyou out ofdiving. 
8586So what you gonna do about it ? 
8587Youjustgonnalethim runyouover, justlikeyoudo everyone else ? 
8588You know, he's in there right now. 
8589- - He wantedaparty, 
8590iet's give him one. 
8591- - She toid me... 
8592it was okay to dance with a giri. 
8593Oh, Ilove this song ! 
8594- - 
8595Donny, be a dear iad and get us two scotches. 
8596- We're out. - Lucky for us, you got a whoie bar fuii ofbourbon. 
8597What thehellareyoudoing, bringin'him in here ? 
8598- Get out. - Weii, I'ii be goddamned. 
8599It'sprom night here at the MoorBar. 
8600You boys, you have a drink on me. Go ahead. 
8601Heii, I don't know who ciasses up thejoint more... 
8602the fetching young iady in the fur stoie or cookie here. 
8603So what'dyou two kids comehere to do anyway ?Dance ? 
8604Why not take a turn ? It's a free country, mostiy. 
8605You made a big mistake, waiking in here, cookie. 
8606- Oh, it's my fauit. - It's aii your fauit. 
8607Spoiied iittie rich giri gets her kicks draggin' stray men in here. 
8608Thinks we'rejust a bunch ofsweaty rednecks she can shake up for the fun ofit. 
8609Hey, Donny, bea dearlad andbring theladya freshsoldier. 
8610Thinkyoudeserve abeer, don'tyou ? 
8611Fraternizing among Navy men. 
8612Thinkyou're as good as they are ? 
8613How 'boutme, cookie ? Youbetterthanme ? 
8614- You're damn right, I am. - Mm-hmm. 
8615You see this pipe ? 
8616Generai MacArthur himseif smoked this pipe. 
8617Iservedwith him in Leyte gulf. 
8618Biggest navai battie in history. 
8619Kamikaze rippedinto this escort carrier, name ofSaint Lo. 
8620She went down on a shaiiow reef, trapping me and six boys in the fi re room. 
8621- Oniy one way out. - Fiood the compartment and swim up. 
8622Five decks, cookie. Five fuckin' decks. 
8623Locked buikheads, dead bodies everywhere. 
8624Yougot tohaveyourballs screwedon tightforthatswim. 
8625We stiii had intercom. Oid MacArthur himseifcame over that squawk box, 
8626"Sunday, you cocky son ofa bitch, 
8627I betyou can't hoid your breath for four minutes and swim out ofthere." 
8628Know what I said back ? 
8629" No, Mac, I can't, but I'ii betyou your cob pipe... 
8630I can hoid it for five, 'cause that's what it's gonna take, motherfucker." 
8631- C-C-C-Cari, this ain't worth... - Getyour hands off me. 
8632There's six men stiii breathin' today, 'cause I ied 'em out ofthat fi re room. 
8633And nowjust 'causeyou puiied iittie Isert's white iittie fuckin' ass... 
8634out ofsome rowboat sunk in a mud puddie, you thinkyou're better than me ? 
8635Weii, iet'sjust see. 
8636What's your bet, cookie ? 
8637- Put Snowhiii back in diving. - Whatdoyouowe him ? 
8638- Nothing. You owe him. - Oh, yeah ? 
8639Fine. Ifl win, you ship out, tonight. Deai ? 
8640Deai. 
8641- Showhim, MasterChief! - 
8642Wiii you be my tender ? 
8643- Yeah. - Let's go. 
8644Come on, baby! 
8645Let's go, baby ! 
8646Come on, now. 
8647Come on, Sunday ! 
8648- Go ! - Come on, Master ChiefSunday ! 
8649Oneminute, fifteenseconds. 
8650Two minutes, twenty-five seconds. 
8651Hey, it's another ten bucks right here ! 
8652Sunday, do it ! 
8653Threeminutes, tenseconds ! 
8654Come on. 
8655- Four minutes ! - Four minutes ! Four ! 
8656- Stop it ! - No. 
8657- Chief. - Stop it ! Stop ! 
8658- Rourke, stop it ! - 
8659Cari, you-you okay ? Cari ? 
8660- Cari ? - ChiefSunday, you aii right ? 
8661- Hoid it ! - You aii right, ChiefSunday ? 
8662- I'm okay. - Hoid him up. 
8663- I got it. - Hoid it ! 
8664- He's aii right. - Come on ! 
8665Come on, hoid him up ! 
8666- - Let's go ! 
8667She triedto drive offthepier likea crazy woman! 
8668- Get her outta the car ! - Whoa, whoa, whoa ! 
8669- Hey, hey. - You know, today's mywedding anniversary. 
8670- - You're gonna be aii right. 
8671Come on, move, move. Come on, babe. 
8672- No, notyou, Biiiy ! - Come on, baby, come on. 
8673Bastard! 
8674- - Come on, baby. Come on. 
8675- Come on, baby, iet's go home. - Yeah ? 
8676- Come on. - Yeah ? 
8677go onhomenow. Nothin'toseehere. 
8678Jo. 
8679Jo! 
8680Ican'tdo this, Carl. Ican'tlive this life again. 
8681I puiied my father out of more Navy bars than I care to count. 
8682-Jo, you don't know what happened tonight. - Oh, but I do. 
8683I passed my fi nais. 
8684Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry,Jo. 
8685The point is, I'm gonna be starting my internship at Beiievue. 
8686- It's gonna be crazy hours. I won't have time to seeyou. - I made a mistake. 
8687- It won't happen again. - Oh, yes, it wiii. 
8688You wanted to fight that man. You werejust waiting for the moment. 
8689Don'tyou see... I'm not iikeyou ? 
8690The things I want... 
8691The things I want are smaiier. 
8692Ifl just work hard and keep my head down... 
8693Yourwhoie iife wiii pass you by. 
8694Cari, most ofwhat's in those diving books... 
8695you know better than, than me. 
8696You don't need me anymore. You don't need anyone. 
8697I ioveyou. 
8698Jo ! 
8699Jo ! Jo ! 
8700-Jo ! Hey,Jo ! - What ? 
8701Jo! Marryme! 
8702He wants toknow ifyou'llmarryhim. 
8703- - Comein. 
8704Watch the door, Chief. Trynot to touch anything. 
8705Did you know that ordinary house dust... 
8706is composed primariiy ofhuman skin ? 
8707No, sir, I didn't know that. 
8708Makes you think twice about whoyou invite intoyour home. 
8709Two tabiespoons ofmachine oii... 
8710can contaminate... 
8711an entire ship's fresh water suppiy. 
8712Some thingsjust don't mix. 
8713Do they, Chief? 
8714He's gonna pass. 
8715Yesterday, hescored a 94 onhis final. 
8716Sir, he don'thave tobe thatfast tomorrow. 
8717Aii he's got to do is compiete the exercise. 
8718Biiiy... 
8719there may come a daywhen a coiored diver graduates from this schooi, 
8720but it won't be tomorrow or as iong as I'm here. 
8721You agree with me, ofcourse. 
8722- Don'tyou, Chief? - Yes, sir. 
8723Basebaii season's over, cookie. 
8724I figured Rourke. I never even iet myseifthink... 
8725- Why not ? - 'Cause I sawyour iast dive. 
8726You want to know what I am ? I'm the sorry son a bitch put here... 
8727to get through your thick fucking skuii that some things do not change. 
8728- I deserve to pass. - Since when does deserving mean anything ? 
8729They ain't gonna have a coiored diver. 
8730'Causenomatter whatyoudo, in their eyes, you'llneverbeas goodas them. 
8731- So, deserving or otherwise, you're faiiing. - No, you are. 
8732You think I oweyou somethin' ? 
8733I don't oweyou a goddamn fucking thing. 
8734You or anybody eise. You got fucked, cookie. Happens to the best ofus. 
8735You were right, Chief. Youandlhave nothing in common. 
8736I may be some dirt dumb nigger from Podunk, but at ieast I'm making something ofmyseif. 
8737You, you're the same hatefui, iittie man you started out as. 
8738Without diving, you're nothing... 
8739but a iost, broke-down son ofa bitch who used to be something. 
8740Hey ! 
8741What did he say toyou to makeyou try so hard ? 
8742" Be the best." 
8743Weii, you are. 
8744Just don't show up tomorrow. Pappy ain't gonna ietyou pass. 
8745What aboutyou, Chief? 
8746Todaywiii decide which ofyou wiii become Navy Divers. 
8747The objectofthis testis to correctly assemble this flange underwater. 
8748The pieces required for assembiy awaityou on the river bottom. 
8749Onceyou have iocated your project fange, you wiii caii foryour toois. 
8750Theywiii be iowered toyou. 
8751You willbe timedonyour effort andwillaccruepoints foraspeedy completion. 
8752However, we'llkeeppumping air down toyouforas long asyoucanstandthe cold. 
8753So takeyour time and get it right. 
8754Ifyoudo notcomplete the flange, 
8755you havejust wasted six months ofyour iives. 
8756Divers, squareyourselves away andapproach therail. 
8757Topside, I have iocated mywork iight. 
8758Topside, Blue Diver. 
8759Ihave locatedmyproject andam requesting my toolbag. 
8760Topside, this is RedDiver. Ihave locatedmyprojectflange. 
8761- Requesting my toolbag. - Tenders, ioweryour tooi bags. 
8762Topside, Biue Diver. I'm stiii waiting on my tooi bag. 
8763Biue Diver, your tooi bag is on the river bottom. 
8764Chief, start the project time on aii divers. 
8765MachinistMate Rourke, onehour, thirty-sevenminutes. 
8766Perfectassembly. 
8767SurveyorSecondClass Yarmouth, two hours, nineteenminutes. 
8768Perfectassembly. 
8769Ineverthought I'dlive toseeit. 
8770Four hours and nine minutes. Better iate than never, Engineman Crofoot. 
8771Perfect assembiy. How's the water down there ? 
8772It's coider than a weii digger's ass, Master Chief. 
8773Take it inside. 
8774What doyou mean, he's stiii not up ? 
8775Excuse me. 
8776Dive station, Master Diver speaking. 
8777ChiefSunday, we have every cook and shine boy in this camp... 
8778thinking they'ii be next to try a stunt iike this. 
8779Soyou iisten up. 
8780Don't bring him up tiii he stops moving. 
8781He's near dead now, sir. 
8782Not tiii he stops moving, Chief. 
8783Give it up, cookie. 
8784Yougointoshock down there, youmightnot wake up. 
8785Come on, now. This ain't worth dyin'for. 
8786M-My name is... 
8787Bosun's Mate Second Ciass... 
8788C-C-Cari Brashear. 
8789lam a Navy Diver. 
8790Bring him up. Bring him up ! 
8791- I got him. - We're bringing him home. 
8792Saiior, disregard that order ! 
8793Sailor! Sailor! 
8794ChiefSunday, effective immediateiy, 
8795I am reiieving you ofyour duties ! 
8796Doyouhearme, Chief? 
8797Hoid the iine. Hoid that iine. 
8798Come on, Brashear. You're almost there. 
8799Just a few more steps. Come on, we'ii heipyou. 
8800A iittie more. 
8801That's it. 
8802Open it up. 
8803Bosun's Mate Second Ciass Cari Brashear, 
8804ninehours, thirty-oneminutes. 
8805Perfect assembiy. 
8806Get him inside. 
8807Help him out! 
8808Cari, d-d-did y-y-you h-hear... 
8809-Siow down, Snowhiii. -They put me back in the diving program. 
8810- I start training next week. - Congratuiations. 
8811Thanks, Cari. 
8812Hey, I aimost forgot. Y-Y-You hear about Sunday ? 
8813- No. - M-Mr. Pappy biew a gasket when the son ofa bitch passed you. 
8814He b-bustedhim down ashred andshippedhim out. 
8815I guess that fucker got his in the end, huh ? 
8816I guess he did. 
8817Guess he did. 
8818Wiii you stiii say 
8819I ioveyou, dear... 
8820From the gentieman. 
8821-I -I 
8822-I want -I want 
8823-I wantyou -I wantyou 
8824-I wantyou to -I wantyou to 
8825-I wantyou tobe - What 
8826-I wantyou tobemybaby - You hate champagne. 
8827- - You got a diving assignment. 
8828Brookiyn NavyYard. Standby diver. 
8829Brookiyn ? Brookiyn ! 
8830Oh, baby, we can have dinner iike an oid married coupie. 
8831Oh, weii, baby, I didn't take thejob. 
8832We've been waiting threeyears for that siot to open up. 
8833Jo, I don't move up in rank uniess I dive. 
8834And I'ii never make Master as a standby diver. I'ii fi nd something eise. 
8835- I'm three months iate. - Late forwhat ? 
8836You're gonna have... A reai... baby ? 
8837We're gonna have a baby ! We're gonna have a reai baby ! 
8838- - We're gonna have a baby. 
8839Ladies, gentiemen, and the rest ofyou iowdown cats, it's time to ring in the New Year. 
8840- Happy New Year. - Five, four, three, two, one. 
8841- Happy New Year. - Happy New Year! 
8842You'ii never know 
8843Just how much I ioveyou 
8844Absoiuteiy. You have to stand them up, being we have 1 6, 20 years ofexperience. 
8845You have to get in their face and iet them know who's boss. 
8846Ifyoudon't, they'llnever saluteyou therestofyourlife. 
8847So I'm sitting there... Excuse me. 
8848- - What'd I teii you, huh ? He don't remember me. 
8849Senior ChiefSunday, U.S.S. Hoist. 
8850You ended my diving career, Lieutenant. 
8851Lieutenant Commander Hanks. Pieased to meetyou. 
8852- - That was along timeago, Chief. 
8853AncientHistory. 
8854Weii, wejust came by to say, " Hey." 
8855- Hey. - Auid iang syne and aii. 
8856Auid iang syne. I didn't knowyou had a daughter. 
8857Right. 
8858She's quite ioveiy. 
8859Okay, we gotta gonow... because Billy's gonna dance with me. 
8860Happy New Year. 
8861- Come on, Biiiy. - Have fun. 
8862- You're gonna dance with your ioveiywife, right ? - Yeah. 
8863You'llneverknow ifyoudon'tknownow 
8864Mmm, you see ? Now, wasn't that easy ? 
8865Has-been. 
8866- Yes. - No. Biiiy. 
8867- He's thebiggestdrunk in the Navyis allheis. - Billy! 
8868Areyou aii right, sir ? 
8869SeniorChiefSunday, Ifindyouguilty... 
8870ofvioiating Articie 90 of the Uniform Code of MiiitaryJustice: 
8871assauiting a superior commissioned officer. 
8872Your conduct is completely unacceptable. 
8873You'llbe finedonehalf month'spay forsix months, 
8874restrictedto the confines ofthebase fortwo months... 
8875andare herebyreducedin rank to ChiefPetty Officer. 
8876Forthosejustjoining us, our top story continues to unfold... 
8877thousands ofmiles away in the MediterraneanSea. 
8878Justhours ago, anAmerican B-52 bomber... 
8879flying aroutinemission overthe coastofSpain... 
8880slammedinto thesnowy Spanish countryside. 
8881Moments before disappearing offradar, the crewjettisoned theirnuclearpayload. 
8882Three50-megaton warheads parachutedto Earth. 
8883Two were immediateiy recovered. 
8884- However, a third hydrogen bomb remains iost at sea. - You made it. 
8885- UnitedStates Navyships have sonarsystems toaid them... - Becky, come getyour toys. 
8886in their tedious, often frustrating search ofthesea floor. 
8887Investigating a deepwater fi nd wiii be the work ofAivin, 
8888a two-man submersibie on ioan from the Woods Hoie Oceanographic Institute. 
8889And yet, even as U.S. Navy ships comb the Mediterranean in search ofthe warhead, 
8890so do Russian submarines. 
8891According to maritime iaw, the bomb which disappeared in internationai waters... 
8892beiongs to the fi rst to fi nd it. 
8893Charged with iocating and recovering the iost bomb before the Soviets do... 
8894are the eiite Navy deep-sea divers pictured here. 
8895Stationed in Norfoik, Virginia, the divers were fown byjet to the scenejust hours ago, 
8896manystill dressedin thesame uniforms they were wearing only this morning. 
8897Biue Diver, this is Captain. 
8898Blue Diver, comein. 
8899I'm here, Hart. What doyou need ? 
8900Cari, I'd appreciate it ifyou couid fi nd my iost nuke for me. 
8901I'dlike tomakeadmiral sometimebefore Idie. 
8902I'm doing my best, Hart. 
8903- - Captain. 
8904Topside, I have an unidentified metai object protruding from the sea bottom. 
8905He's got something. Proceed with extreme caution. 
8906Roger that. 
8907Topside, we have a Coke can. 
8908- Goddamn Coke can. - 
8909Bring iton up anyway, Chief. Ilikemy ocean clean. 
8910- - Turn that equipment off. We got a diver down there. 
8911- That's not our sonar. - What areyou taiking about ? 
8912- - Shit. 
8913Alpha Whiskey, this is Charlie Victor. 
8914I've gotan unknown object in myperimeter... classified, probable submarine. 
8915Biue Diver, Biue Diver, we got an unknown contact. Probabie Russian submarine... 
8916bearing at two-zero-niner atsixteenknots andheaded directly foryourposition. 
8917Takeimmediate evasive action. Repeat, immediate evasive action. 
8918Prepare foremergencysurface. Blue Diver, doyouhearme ? Blue Diver, doyouhearme ? 
8919Biue Diver ? 
8920Taik to me, Cari. 
8921- Taik to me, Cari. - 
8922Come in, Biue Diver. 
8923Quartermaster, teii the dive station to suppiy us a standby. 
8924Comein, Carl. 
8925Come on, Cari. 
8926- Carl, youreadme ? - I'm here, Captain. 
8927- He's there. - 
8928- Prepare tosurface, Carl. We're bringingyouhome. - Roger that. 
8929You wanna do me a favor ? The next timeyou scare me, give me a courtesywarning fi rst. 
8930Captain, that sub kicked up haifthe ocean bottom. 
8931- It found it for us ! - You're kidding me. 
8932Oh, yeah ! 
8933He thinks he found it. Yeah, you got it. 
8934- That's it. You got it. - 
8935Steady! Steady! I'm pulling itin ! 
8936- Bring itup ! - Puii it up here, boys. 
8937Steady! It's coming up toport. 
8938- Let's go, boys ! We gotanA-bomb! - 
8939It's coming up, boys ! Let's go now ! Let's go, boys ! 
8940We gotaheavy onehere. 
8941Move ! 
8942Jo ? 
8943Baby. Baby. 
8944I was so scared. 
8945I'm sorry. 
8946Oh, shit. 
8947Your ieg... was neariy severed. 
8948It's gonna take time to heai. 
8949Eventuaiiy, you're gonna be abie to waik again w-w-with a cane. 
8950Can I stiii dive ? 
8951I'm so sorry. 
8952Come home, Cari. 
8953- - Mrs. Sunday, yourhusbandwas founddrunk onapublic beach. 
8954He's an aicohoiic and must remain in detox for 30 days. 
8955- - Ifheshouldstagger, he willnotfall! 
8956Ifheshouldfall, he will fallin such amanner... 
8957as to coverup his rateso that passersby will thinkhe's an officer. 
8958A chiefpetty officer shallnotdrink! 
8959Andifheshoulddrink, heshallnotgetdrunk! 
8960Ifheshouldgetdrunk, heshallnotstagger! 
8961And ifhe shouid stagger, he shaii not faii ! 
8962And ifhe shouid faii, he wiii faii in such a manner as to cover up his rate... 
8963so that passersby wiii think he's an officer ! 
8964We're aii extremeiy proud ofyou, Chief Brashear. 
8965Now, get better, soyou can go home and enjoyyour retirement. 
8966Howdoyouplan tospend yourretirement, ChiefBrashear? 
8967Howdoes itfeeltobeahero ? 
8968How areyou ? 
8969Sweetheart... 
8970you're never gonna dive again. 
8971Andwhatyougotta do now... 
8972I can't heipyou with. 
8973But when you're ready to ieave... 
8974andifyoucanpromiseme... 
8975thatyou'ii never take another drink again, 
8976I'llbe waiting foryou in thatcaroverthere. 
8977But ifyou can't... 
8978then youjust waik on by. 
8979Package foryou, sir. 
8980I want to comeback. 
8981- To where, Chief? - Fuii diving duty. 
8982I want to dive again. 
8983Cari, I understand, but, uh... 
8984But it'sjust not possibie. 
8985- Good afternoon, Admirai. - Cari, this is Cap... 
8986- Captain Hanks. - Chief Brashear. 
8987Captain Hanks has been assigned as a senior officer... 
8988at the Personnei Poiicy Controi Board at the Pentagon. 
8989He'ii bejoining us for a few weeks, 
8990meeting some ofthe men from the front iines, getting a feei for their concerns. 
8991Yes, and to return to the chiefs primary concern. 
8992Working as a Navy diver with onegoodleg andthe other... 
8993I'm sorry. It'sjust not possibie. 
8994Cut it off. 
8995" Piiots injured in fying accidents have requested amputation ofinjured iimbs. 
8996Fitted with the right prosthesis, severai ofthem have returned to active duty." 
8997So I'm asking this.' 
8998Cut off my ieg and assembie a fuii medicai review board 1 2 weeks from today. 
8999Itis then thatl will demonstrate that lam fit toreturn to full diving duty. 
9000I want to make Master Chief. 
9001We admireyour courage, Chief, however mispiaced it may be. 
9002Piease excuse us. 
9003I am a doctor, Cari. My opinion might mean something here. 
9004I guess not. How areyou gonna come backwith one ieg ? 
9005I couid bareiy read once. I found a way. 
9006Yeah. 
9007I couid put up with the months at sea, 
9008the dangerous assignments that you never said no to, but this... 
9009What doyou want from me ? 
9010Doyou want me to come home, mow the iawn, put a wheeichair ramp in ? 
9011- How am I gonna iook at my own son ? - Leave him out ofthis. 
9012You're not doing this for him or for me. This is aboutyou. 
9013It's always beenaboutyou. 
9014Admit it, Cari. 
9015At ieast give me that much. 
9016Why areyou doing this to me ? 
9017Answer me, goddamn it ! 
9018Or I'm waiking out ofhere, and I am not coming back. 
9019I ioveyou,Jo. 
9020Sunshine, blueskies 
9021Pleasegoaway 
9022Mygirlhas foundanother andgoneaway 
9023With her wentmy future Mylife is filledwith gloom 
9024- -So dayafterday Istaylockedup in myroom 
9025Iknowtoyou itmightsoundstrange 
9026Butl wishit wouldrain 
9027-Howl wish thatit wouldrain - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 
9028'Causesobadly I wannago outside 
9029-Such alovely day -Buteveryoneknows that amanain'tsupposedto cry 
9030Listen, Igotta cry 
9031'Cause cryin' eases thepain 
9032Oh, yeah 
9033People, this hurt Ifeelinside 
9034Words couldneverexplain 
9035Ijust wishit wouldrain 
9036- Oh, howl wish thatit wouldrain -Letitrain 
9037Rain, rain, rain, rain 
9038- Oh, howl wish thatit wouldrain - Oh, yeah 
9039Letitrain 
9040Oh, yeah 
9041Letitrain 
9042- - 
9043Dayin, day out my tear-stainedface 
9044Pressedagainst the windowpane 
9045Isearch theskies desperately forrain 
9046- - 'Causeraindrops willhide my teardrops 
9047-Andno one will everknow - getaway from me! 
9048- Thatl'm cryin' - Piece ofshit ! 
9049- When Igo outside - Cookie. 
9050- To the worldoutside my tears - Goddamn ! 
9051-Irefuse to explain - Looks iike I missed one heii ofa party. 
9052- Oh, I wishit wouldrain - Oh, howl wish thatit wouldrain 
9053- Ooh-hoo -Letitrain 
9054-Letitrain, letitrain - I've been aii over. Troubie, mostiy. 
9055- - Navy gave me this second-ciass diving schooi in Littie Creek. 
9056Don't amount to shit. 
9057I made some caiis. 
9058Come Friday, that Captain Hanks... 
9059he's gonna convene a medicai review board, and he's gonna retireyou. 
9060- He said I had fourweeks. - He iied, cookie. 
9061He don'tgive ashithowmany one-leggedpush-upsyoucan do. 
9062He'd tradeyou and me and every other oid sea dog in the Navy... 
9063for one giass-eyed eiectronics technician. 
9064Theman's gonnaretire yourass. 
9065I got my ieg back. I ain't doneyet. 
9066You got a stump on a wooden stick and no goddamn chance ofbeating Hanks, son. 
9067Aii I everwanted to do was to make Master Diver. 
9068Aii I everwanted to do was stay one. 
9069You want to beat Hanks, you've got to go around him, right to the top. 
9070- Washington. - Mm-hmm. 
9071- Chiefof Navai Personnei. - That's right. 
9072And they don't iike cocky pencii-pushers iike Hanks any more than we do. 
9073I might be abie to puii a few strings. 
9074Why areyou doing this, Sunday ? 
9075Piss peopie off. 
9076ChiefDecker, youare the ChiefMaster atArms ofthis hospital, areyounot ? 
9077Yes, sir. 
9078Then why is ityou don't know where Chief Brashear is ? 
9079He shouldn'tbe toohard tospot. 
9080He is the oniy Negro diver in the Navy, 
9081and he's got one ieg. 
9082It seems that the chief has transferred, sir. 
9083To where ? 
9084- On whose orders ? - He signed his own orders, sir. 
9085- Caii the Shore Patroi. - Reiax, Cap. Wejust wanna taik. 
9086Wait, wait, wait, wait. You know where Chief Brashear is. Where ? 
9087I see. Fine. Chief Brashear is AWOL. 
9088I want him found and arrested now. 
9089- You ain't gonna fi nd him. - What doyou want from me, Chief? 
9090Fourweeks to train him, then a fuii readiness evaiuation... 
9091and reinstatement hearing with the Chiefof Navai Personnei. 
9092The chiefof... 
9093- Yes, sir. - At the Navyyard in Washington ? 
9094- That's right. - Forget it. 
9095- - Will the diverbeallowed tobereinstated? 
9096Seems Chief Brashear iosing his ieg for his country sort ofmakes him a hero, sir. 
9097Fine. 
9098I wiii grantyou your hearing on one condition, hmm ? 
9099When he faiis, you retire. 
9100- He ain't gonna faii. - Hmm. 
9101- - 
9102Minute, five faster. 
9103Seeyou in court. 
9104Captain Hanks has ordered you to remain here, Chief. 
9105Piease be seated, Senior Chief Brashear. 
9106Um, oniy the Army saiutes indoors, Senior Chief. 
9107Sir, in the Navy I grew up in, a saiute is warranted... 
9108given the gravity ofthis occasion, sir. 
9109Weii... we're in a new Navy now, Senior Chief. 
9110Shall we begin ? 
9111SeniorChiefBrashear, 
9112one day thelife ofanother divermay dependonyou. 
9113Doyou honestiy feei that as a man... 
9114You're aimost 40. You have one ieg. 
9115Can you reaiiy keep up with heaithy divers haifyour age ? 
9116The question is, sir, can they keep up with me ? 
9117- Bring the suit. - Yes, sir. 
9118No smoking out here, Chief. 
9119Studies of the Navy's experimentaldiving unit... 
9120indicate thatifthesubject were tobecome unconscious... 
9121ordeceased, the disparity between thebuoyancy characteristics... 
9122ofa prosthetic and a iimb wouid hinder him in a free dive mode. 
9123Youmeanifhe drowned, he wouldn'tfloatright, yes ? 
9124- Yes, sir. - Sir, I promise, 
9125ifl am kiiied at sea, I wiii make every effort to die iike a Navy man. 
9126Ijust thoughtyoushouldsee the future ofNavy deep sea diving. 
9127This is thelatestHEO-2 mixedgas rig. 
9128It weighs 290 pounds, and the men who want to use it, 
9129before they can evenbegin the diving qualifications, 
9130wiii be required to waik 1 2 steps, unassisted. 
9131Couldyoudo that, SeniorChiefBrashear? 
9132Yes, sir, I couid. 
9133Weii... I see. 
9134As much as I hate to proiong this another day, 
9135I wiii, in the interests ofthoroughness, 
9136make arrangements foryou to demonstrateyour contention. 
9137Here, sir. Now. 
9138Son, step aside, or I'ii have to crackyou right in thejaw. 
9139SeniorChiefBrashear, Ihardly think this is theappropriate... 
9140- I want them aii to see, sir. - Captain Hanks, sir, I concurwith your assessment. 
9141These siippery foors aione prohibit such a demonstration, sir. 
9142ChiefSunday, haven'tyou had enough troubie in your career ? Your advice is unweicome. 
9143- Who is this man ? - Chief Lesiie W. Sunday, sir. 
9144You swam out ofthe Saint Lo at Leyte Guif. 
9145Youheldyourbreath forfourminutes. 
9146Five, sir. 
9147He can stay. 
9148Fine. Irrelevant. 
9149Gentiemen, sirs, returning to the issue at hand. 
9150This is not the time orplace forSeniorChiefBrashear... 
9151Excuse me, Senior Chief, is there a probiem ? 
9152Captain Hanks, Ihave spentmostofmy life in the Navy trying only tosucceed. 
9153However, my questhas comeatagreat personalloss to those wholove me. 
9154They, too, have made sacrifices. 
9155They, too, have endured great pains to support me. 
9156Ifl waik these 1 2 steps today, reinstate me to active duty. 
9157give memy careerback. 
9158Letme finishit andgohomeinpeace. 
9159Senior Chief Brashear, the business ofthe modern Navy... 
9160Forgive me, sir. But to me, the Navy is not a business. 
9161We have many traditions. In my career, Ihave experiencedmostofthem. 
9162Somegood, somebad. 
9163However, I wouidn't be here today ifit weren't for our greatest tradition ofaii. 
9164And which one is that ? 
9165Honor, sir. 
9166Get on with it, Senior Chief. 
9167Lesiie ? 
9168What ieg you got on ? 
9169Mywaikin' ieg, Lesiie. 
9170It was my dad's name. You got a probiem with that ? 
9171Oh, no. No probiem at aii. 
9172That thing's iight duty. Gonna snap iike a match stick. 
9173Not ifl keep myweight on my good ieg. 
9174Two hundred and ninety pounds on one ieg ? You'ii be passed out by the sixth step. 
9175Tenders, hat the diver. 
9176Navy Diver, stand up. 
9177Leave him. 
9178Captain, ifl recaii the Navy reguiation manuai correctiy, 
9179the diver may be heiped to his feet. 
9180This is a iot ofbrass to siing up from a seated position, sir. 
9181It's spun copper, Chief. We haven't used brass in a decade. 
9182And the new manuai states the diver must rise unassisted. 
9183That's what it says in the new book, sir ? 
9184Ifl may ask, Captain, how wouid you know ? 
9185I wrote it. 
9186Yes, sir. 
9187Navy Diver, stand up. 
9188Square that rig and approach the raii. 
9189One. 
9190Two. 
9191Three. 
9192Four. 
9193Five. 
9194Six. 
9195Seven. 
9196- - Eight. 
9197Gentiemen, his ieg. 
9198Please. gentlemen. 
9199- Navy Diver, stand down. - Diver, you wiii disregard. 
9200- This is my detail. - Admirai. 
9201goddamnit, cookie, moveyourass ! I wantmy 12! 
9202Nine. The Navy diver is not a fighting man. 
9203He is asalvage expert. Ten. 
9204Ifit's iost underwater, he fi nds it. Ifit's sunk, he brings it up. 
9205Ifit's in the way, hemoves it! 
9206Eieven. Ifhe's iucky, he wiii dieyoung 200 feet beneath the waves, 
9207for that is the ciosest he wiii ever get to being a hero ! 
9208Hell, Idon'tknow whyanybody would want tobea Navy diver. 
9209Now, you report to this iine, cookie ! 
9210At ease. 
9211Tenders, unhat thatdiver. 
9212The United States Navy proudiy reinstates... 
9213SeniorChiefandDiver Carl Brashear... 
9214to full, active duty. 
9215Thankyou. 
9216Congratuiations, Captain. 
9217Thankyou. 
9218I can quit. 
9219The man I married never quit anything a day in his iife. 
9220I ioveyou. 
9221I ioveyou too, baby. I ioveyou too. 
9222Weii done, Chief. 
9223Mmmmm 
9224Dark is thenight 
9225Ican weatherthestorm 
9226Neversay die 
9227I've been down this road before 
9228I'llneverquit 
9229I'llneverlay down, mmmm 
9230See, Ipromisedmyself thatl'dneverlayme down 
9231So I'llnevergive up Nevergive in 
9232Neverletaray ofdoubt slip in 
9233Andiflfall I'llneverfail 
9234I'lljustgetup andtryagain 
9235Neverlosehope Neverlose faith 
9236There's much toomuch atstake 
9237Uponmyselflmustdepend 
9238I'm notlooking forplace orshow 
9239I'm gonna win 
9240Nostoppin'now 
9241There's stilla ways togo 
9242Ohh, some way, somehow 
9243Whateverit takes, Iknow 
9244I'llneverquit, no, no 
9245I'llnevergo down 
9246Mmmm, mmmm 
9247I'llmakesure theyremembermyname 
9248A hundredyears from now 
9249I'llnevergive up Nevergive in 
9250Neverletaray ofdoubt slip in 
9251Andiflfall I'llneverfail 
9252Justgetup andtryagain 
9253I'llneverlosehope Neverlose faith 
9254There's much toomuch atstake 
9255Uponmyselflmustdepend 
9256I'm notlooking forplace orshow 
9257I'm gonna win 
9258Whenit's allsaidanddone 
9259My oncein alifetime 
9260Won'tbeback again 
9261Nowis the time 
9262To takeastand 
9263Here is my chance 
9264That's why I'll 
9265Nevergive up Nevergive in 
9266Neverletaray ofdoubt slip in 
9267Andiflfall I'llneverfail 
9268I'lljustgetup andtryagain 
9269Neverlosehope Neverlose faith 
9270There's much toomuch atstake 
9271Uponmyselflmustdepend 
9272I'm notlooking forplace orshow 
9273I'm gonna win 
9274Mmmmm 
9275I'm gonna win 
9276Mmmmm 
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9280Check, please. 
9281Look, Daddy, a volcano. 
9282It's very pretty. Now drink up your volcano. 
9283All right. We're going. Mommy's waiting. 
9284Daddy, please. Just one more minute. 
9285No. We're going. 
9286Until I ended up flatlining at the hospital. 
9287But I survived. And instead of letting that scare me, 
9288I kept on going. 
9289Until... 
9290my first daughter was born. 
9291And now, I look at my girls... 
9292and my husband, 
9293who has been standing by me for so long. 
9294Think which one you're gonna pull out. 
9295I always think, man. No, you don't. 
9296They didn't lock you up this time 'cause you're not 18 yet. 
9297Next time, they're gonna lock you up, brother. 
9298Come on. 
9299Well, you're not thinkin'. 
9300Stealing might get you money, 
9301you can tap some cheerleader's ass, 
9302you can show off riding in some pickle-colored Thunderbird, 
9303but tell me what's gonna happen if you shoot a pregnant woman or an old man? 
9304You know what'll happen? 
9305The guilt will suck you down to the bone. 
9306Stealing ain't worth it. 
9307Going to church, reading the Bible... 
9308and believing in Jesus, brother, that's your ticket. 
9309You think it's a fantasy, right? 
9310Come here, man. Get up. Come here. 
9311See that truck? Beauty, isn't it? 
9312I won it at a friend's raffle. 
9313No shit. You know what? 
9314It wasn't luck. It was Jesus who wanted me to have that truck. 
9315That's bullshit. I bet you stole it. 
9316Jesus gave me that truck. 
9317And as He who gives and He who takes away. 
9318Right. He doesn't give a shit about us. 
9319Come back. 
9320Take off the hat. 
9321God even knows when a single hair moves on your head. 
9322You're wrong, Nick. 
9323So, this is death's waiting room. 
9324These ridiculous tubes. 
9325These needles swelling my arms. 
9326What am I doing in this pre-corpse club? 
9327What do I have to do with them? 
9328I don't know when anything began anymore... 
9329or when it's gonna end. 
9330Who will be the first to lose his life? 
9331He, in the coma? 
9332Or me? 
9333All right. You can get dressed now. 
9334Your Fallopian tubes are severely damaged. 
9335It looks like you had some kind of an infection... 
9336that wasn't taken care of properly. 
9337We can try surgery, but I have to tell you, I think, 
9338the probabilities are pretty slim. 
9339Look. 
9340Excuse me for asking this, but it's important that you tell me the truth. 
9341Have you ever had an abortion? 
9342Yes. Any reason? 
9343I had already separated from my husband when I got pregnant, 
9344and I... No. I meant a medical reason. 
9345My husband's dying. I'm sorry? 
9346Paul, my husband, he's dying, 
9347and I want to have his baby. 
9348We can operate then and hope you get pregnant within three or four months. 
9349He's got one month left, at most. 
9350How'd it go? Not good, Reverend. 
9351In one ear, out the other. 
9352Be patient. All it takes is one sheep in a thousand, Jack. Come on. 
9353Afternoon, Reverend. Hey, Wolf, you still having that birthday party Wednesday? 
9354My place, brother. Cool. 
9355I may be late, Jack. I have Bible class on Wednesday. 
9356What the fuck is wrong with you, man? 
9357- I will hurt you, boy. - Paul. Paul! 
9358Back off. 
9359I told you to think. Fuck you! 
9360Hit me! 
9361Come on! 
9362Leave it, Jack. He's a kid, Jack. 
9363- He's a punk, Reverend. - No, he's a kid. 
9364You think, Jack. 
9365Those who are making decisions that affect our life, 
9366we must call out to God to give them His wisdom. 
9367Daddy's home. I'll see you tomorrow, Tam. 
9368I'll pick the boys up after school if you want me to. 
9369How's my queen? 
9370And Hercules. You don't have a queen. 
9371Freddy, help me out. 
9372I got the cooler from the religious center. Good. 
9373- Dad, are we gonna go buy a dog now? - Help me out. 
9374Freddy, we agreed no dogs. Grab the other handle. Lift it up. 
9375You said if I got good grades, you'd buy me one. 
9376Your sister has allergies, and dog hair is bad for her. 
9377Bad for her, not me. Get me a dog. 
9378Freddy, leave it alone. Well, at least get me a hamster. 
9379Well, we'll see. We'll see. 
9380You always say you promise. 
9381You back, motherfucker? 
9382Lock down six! 
9383Six down! 
9384I win. 
9385Age before beauty. 
9386You're such a sore loser. 
9387Do you wanna go to the Jacuzzi for a while? Shit. 
9388No, I can't. Michael and the girls are waiting for me already. 
9389Well, call me later. 
9390I'll call ya. 
9391Cristina? 
9392And you get away from leading your family like a man of God... 
9393ought to lead his family in prayer... 
9394and reading the word of God and the things of God... 
9395and bringing them to the house of God, Amen. 
9396Then you're opening the door for the devil to come in and slay your family. 
9397Amen. Jesus is our light. 
9398Jesus is our light. Jesus is our hope. 
9399Jesus is our hope. Jesus is our forgiveness. 
9400Jesus is the water that quenches my thirst. 
9401Jesus is the water that quenches my thirst. 
9402If you're saved and you know it, say "Amen. " 
9403Amen. Everybody up on your feet. 
9404Jesus is our light. 
9405Hey, honey, I'm home. 
9406Jesus, you scared me. 
9407How are you feeling? I feel great. 
9408Have you been smoking again? 
9409For fuck's sake, Paul. 
9410You know if they find out you're smoking, they'll take you off the transplant list. 
9411If I don't smoke, I'll go fuckin'nuts. 
9412Better nuts than dead. 
9413Is that necessary? 
9414I don't know how the hell you get them. 
9415Call an ambulance! 
9416Baby! 
9417Call a fucking ambulance! Goddamn it! 
9418Please, do something. 
9419Come on, please. 
9420Al, you want a Coke? 
9421Jack, boss wants to talk to you. He wants to see you now. 
9422Come on. We both know I'm not a caddie yet, 
9423but I'm working at it. 
9424And I'm learning, Brown. 
9425Man, I swear to God, I'm not going to let you down. 
9426No, Jack, that's not the problem. What's the problem? 
9427The problem is some members have started complaining about your tattoos. 
9428I got a long-sleeved shirt. No, man... No long-sleeved shirt... 
9429You can't see it. Is gonna cover that one on your neck right there. 
9430You're gonna start wearing a scarf. 
9431Look, Jack. This club is for people different from me and you. 
9432No. You know, I don't drink. I don't steal. 
9433I'm clean. Tell me, why me? 
9434Look, I know you're clean. That's why I hired you. 
9435But this decision comes from the administration. 
9436If I don't follow through, they're gonna fuck me too. 
9437Look, I cut you a hefty severance check, 
9438and you can pick it up on the way to the cashier's. 
9439Try to understand. 
9440Good. So, is there any pain? 
9441My head hurts a little bit. 
9442That's normal. That's because of the blood pressure medicine. 
9443We'll get you something else to make you feel better. 
9444Thank you. I brought... 
9445... what you asked for. 
9446Is that my heart? 
9447The culprit. 
9448Which one is he? 
9449That's him with the brown vest. 
9450He's putting the bag up on top right now. 
9451You okay? 
9452Come here. 
9453I wanna kill him. 
9454We have to kill him. 
9455Thank you, Lord, for keeping us together, 
9456for filling us with love and for giving us this meal. 
9457Amen. 
9458I got fired from the club today. 
9459'Cause of your good pal Brown, right? 
9460He had nothing to do with it. It's mine! 
9461- Believe that, Jack? - Yes, I do. 
9462Freddy, stop it. 
9463Mommy, Freddy hit me in the arm. Which arm, baby? 
9464This one. Jack, don't start. 
9465Hold out your other arm and let your brother hit you. 
9466- Give me it! - Jack, no! 
9467Hold it out. 
9468Whoever slaps you on the right cheek, turn the other to him also. 
9469Hit her. Don't be afraid. 
9470- Jack, no! - - Hit her! 
9471Isn't that great. Wonderful. Great parenting, Jack. 
9472Good job. It's okay. 
9473He didn't hurt her. 
9474There's no hitting in this house. 
9475Understand? 
9476Get in the corner! 
9477Do I put the chocolate chips in now, Mommy? 
9478That's right, honey, and then stir. 
9479Stir really quick. 
9480Laura, put that back. Come on. 
9481When is Daddy coming? Soon. Now let's get this finished, honey. 
9482None for you. 
9483No, Laura, stop it now. 
9484Next Friday, ask Lupe to stay the night. 
9485I can't stay, 'cause I invited the company managers over for dinner. 
9486I fired her. 
9487What, you fired her? Why? 
9488She made me feel like a cripple. 
9489Goddamn it, Paul. 
9490So, now who's going to cook for you? 
9491Who's going to clean up after you? Who's going to take care of you? 
9492Who? I can do it for myself. 
9493You can do it by yourself. 
9494I can't do it anymore, Paul. 
9495Really, I can't. 
9496What are you doing? 
9497I'm just... What? What does it feel like I'm doing? 
9498Don't. Don't. You might hurt yourself. 
9499I'm not gonna hurt myself. Besides, I need you to... 
9500I went to a fertility clinic. 
9501Good, more doctors. Mary, I can't have this discussion again. 
9502No, this is a... this is a specialist. 
9503He said that with surgery, I might get pregnant. 
9504You need to donate sperm and then... Mary, no. 
9505I could take care of him. 
9506But I can't. So what's the point? 
9507This is what I most want in the world. 
9508Do it for me, please. 
9509This'll be $58.95. 
9510Thank you. 
9511Find everything you need, sir? 
9512I'll have... 
9513You know what? I left my wallet. 
9514Gonna be hot. 
9515Great. 
9516When does my brother plan to show up? 
9517He said he'll be back by 6:00. 
9518One hundred percent pure golden lager. 
9519You outta your mind? 
9520Pretty much. It's warm. 
9521Well, if you wanna drink lemonade all night... 
9522Just give it here. Give me... 
9523Katie? Laura? 
9524Where are you guys? 
9525Hi, sweetheart, it's Dad. I was hoping we could have lunch one day next week. 
9526Give me a call. 
9527Hi, honey. I'm on my way home. 
9528If you need me to pick up anything along the way... Look, Daddy, a pigeon! 
9529Girls, no, don't touch. Laura, stop it. 
9530Gimme a call on my cell. I'll see you in a bit. Bye. 
9531To send a message, press... 
9532Hello. 
9533Speaking. 
9534What? 
9535Where? 
9536Stay here. I'll be right back. 
9537Now, Mary, you understand that even if the operation is successful, 
9538artificial insemination doesn't always work. 
9539It doesn't matter. We want to try. 
9540Paul? 
9541Now, Paul 
9542this is about having a child. 
9543And with your condition, 
9544you know you probably won't ever meet him. 
9545Well, life goes on, right? 
9546I'd like you to put on one of these gloves to avoid contaminating the sample. 
9547And try to make it all land in the receptacle. 
9548When you're done, just leave it in here. 
9549In case you need a little inspiration. 
9550Big boy, what are you doing? 
9551You ready to party? I'm here now. 
9552There you go! 
9553Good, come on. Come on! 
9554Dr. Swann, call the operator. 
9555Excuse me. My husband and daughters were in an accident, 
9556and I was told to come here. What were their names? 
9557Michael, Catherine and Laura Peck. 
9558Excuse me for a minute. 
9559Cris. What happened, sweetheart? 
9560I don't know. They haven't told me anything yet. 
9561It's gonna be all right. Everything will be okay. Don't worry. 
9562Okay, what is the most important question for safe sex? 
9563What time does your husband get home? 
9564That's good? 
9565His Highness has arrived. 
9566Let's see what he comes up with. 
9567Serve up that chili. 
9568It's 7:00. What are you gonna make up this time... traffic? 
9569You preaching the word? The entire congregation has been waiting for you. 
9570It's your party, remember? What's wrong? 
9571Have you been drinking? 
9572No. You didn't drink again, did you? 
9573I just ran over a man and two girls. 
9574You're lying, right? 
9575I was driving home. 
9576Took a turn... 
9577a little too quickly. 
9578I didn't see them crossing. 
9579Can't you go any faster? 
9580Baby, hold on. 
9581I love you. 
9582Deep breath. 
9583Good. 
9584- Your lungs are clear. - I got a question for you. 
9585Whose heart do I have? 
9586I can't tell you. It's hospital regulations. 
9587Just like the donor's family doesn't know your name either. 
9588- But you know. Yes. 
9589This is your heart now. That's all that should matter to you. 
9590- I wanna know who saved my life. - If you want, you can write... 
9591an anonymous letter to the family through the donor's association. 
9592Personally, I think it's better that you don't know. 
9593Mrs. Peck? I'm Dr. Jones. 
9594What happened to my family? Please, sit down. 
9595No, I'm okay. What happened? 
9596Well, your husband and your daughters were hit by a car, 
9597and we had to perform emergency surgery on your husband. 
9598Your husband suffered multiple skull fractures, 
9599and we had to remove blood clots from around the brain. 
9600He's in critical condition, and we're concerned that he's showing low brain activity. 
9601What? Is he gonna be all right? 
9602We're doing the best we can. 
9603And what about my daughters? 
9604Your youngest daughter was brought in with severe bleeding. 
9605She just wasn't able to get here in time. 
9606I'm very sorry. They both died in the accident. 
9607Where are they? 
9608Mrs. Peck, your girls are here, and you can see them if you like, but... 
9609I wanna see them. Mrs. Peck, I wouldn't recommend it. 
9610I'm very sorry. If you'll excuse us, 
9611we have to get back to Mr. Peck. 
9612I'm very sorry. 
9613We want dinner! 
9614Marianne, we'd like some dinner in here! 
9615Tell Reverend John to stay. Make sure no one notices and get everyone to leave. 
9616What happened? Trish, just do what I tell ya! 
9617It's gonna be okay. 
9618It's gonna be okay. 
9619Come on. Start the truck up. 
9620Start the truck up. Pull it in. Come on, baby. 
9621Hey, Jack. 
9622What are you doing here, man? 
9623Just came to pick up my things, Brown. 
9624Why don't you let me buy you a couple of beers? 
9625I don't drink, Brown. 
9626How about a Diet Coke? 
9627You know, I've been talking to a buddy of mine about hooking you up with a job. 
9628Been telling him all about you. 
9629So, what do you say? I've been feeling shitty about what went down. 
9630Come on. I understand. 
9631So, what do you say? 
9632As you know, the doctors did everything they could to save your husband's life, 
9633but he has shown no brain activity. 
9634We're here to help you with some of the final decisions that need to be made. 
9635We have a patient... 
9636who is gravely ill. 
9637I'm here to give you some information on organ donation. 
9638Are you willing for your husband to donate his heart? 
9639- Can we discuss this another time? - I'm afraid not. 
9640I can give you time to discuss it, but this is a decision that needs to be made soon. 
9641Paul? 
9642Paul, the beeper. 
9643It's the hospital. 
9644I think they've got a heart. 
9645Hello? Yes, I'm calling on behalf of Mr. Paul Rivers. 
9646Yes. 
9647Yes, I understand. 
9648Where do I have to take him? 
9649Good luck, my love. 
9650Hello. 
9651Hello. 
9652Does your shoulder bother you? 
9653Why? Because I was watching you swim before, 
9654and you have a wide stroke. 
9655If you bring it in tighter, you get a better glide. 
9656Thanks for the advice. 
9657Do you mind if I join you? 
9658- Actually, I was just leaving. - Here you go. 
9659Maybe just until you finish? 
9660No. Maybe next time. 
9661Did you know that eating alone can cause kidney damage? And that's bad. 
9662Well... Okay, sorry. 
9663Hello? 
9664Hello, is Ana there? 
9665What? 
9666Is Ana there? Hang on a sec. 
9667Telephone. 
9668Who was that? 
9669Hi, honey, I'm on my way home. If you need me to pick up anything along the way, let me know. 
9670Look, Daddy, a pigeon! Girls, no, don't touch! 
9671Laura, stop it. Gimme a call on my cell. 
9672I'll see you in a bit. Bye. 
9673Did you go? 
9674Are they dead? 
9675I'm gonna turn myself in. 
9676John says nobody saw you. Nobody. 
9677They don't know the license plate or what kind of car. Some asshole even swears it was a cab. 
9678Marianne, what would you do if these were our children? Tell me. 
9679But they're not. It didn't happen to us. 
9680No, it didn't happen to us. 
9681It happened to me. 
9682What the fuck do you gain by turning yourself in? 
9683It's my duty, Marianne. 
9684No, Jack, your duty is here with us. 
9685With your family. 
9686My duty's to God. 
9687Please. Marianne, 
9688get outta my way. 
9689Jack. 
9690Buddy, right there! Yes! 
9691My turn. 
9692I think I better go back to the hospital. 
9693Hey, he deserves it. I thought your doctor you're not supposed to eat that. 
9694I'm making up for lost time. 
9695Lost time, not lost pounds. 
9696We're gonna have to send you back for liposuction. 
9697Well, here's to all those who didn't think I was going to die. 
9698Hear! 
9699To the first day of my new life. Congratulations. 
9700Cheers. It's good to have you home, man. 
9701I knew you'd make it. I told you. 
9702I also have an announcement to make. 
9703I wanted to tell you that Paul and I are going to be parents. 
9704That's great. There's a scary thought... Paul being a parent. 
9705- You kept this real quiet. - Have you told your parents yet? 
9706We're going to be parents. We just don't know when yet. 
9707I'm going to have an operation, and then we're going to try artificial insemination. 
9708Terrific. Terrific. Artificial insemination? 
9709Professor, do your female students know you no longer have lead in your pencil? 
9710Come on! 
9711Play nice! 
9712Let's have more cake. Let's pass the cake around. 
9713Mr. Donneaud? Mr. Rivers? 
9714Thanks for coming. 
9715Sorry I couldn't cancel this appointment, but the way I'm bowling today, probably should have. 
9716Have a seat here. Park it right there. 
9717Can I bring you something to eat? 
9718I'm not hungry. Honey, you need to eat something. 
9719I'm fine, Dad. 
9720When your mother died, I thought I wasn't going to make it. 
9721I felt the world was falling on me and that I was never going to get up. 
9722But, sweetie, life goes on. 
9723You know what I thought when Mom died? 
9724I couldn't understand how you could talk to people again. 
9725How you could laugh... again. 
9726I couldn't understand how you could play with us. 
9727And no... no, that's a lie. 
9728Life does not just go on. 
9729Louise is getting fat, don't you think? 
9730She's done nothing but eat since Robert left her. 
9731What? She looks okay to you? 
9732Why did you tell everybody we're having a baby? 
9733I wanted to share our plans with them. 
9734That's what I mean, they're our plans. 
9735Why does everyone have to know our private life? 
9736Why the fuss? They're our best friends. 
9737But we haven't even talked about it. 
9738We haven't? I thought this was more than settled. 
9739Things change, Mary. 
9740Something we have to think about. 
9741I don't have anything to think about. 
9742I've already made my decision. 
9743Would you help me with the glasses? 
9744So young. 
9745You want me to stay with you tonight? 
9746I'm okay. Thanks. 
9747I just wanna be alone. 
9748Cris, 
9749the police called. 
9750They said you need to go and press charges. 
9751I'll go with you if you want. 
9752I'm not going to do anything. 
9753This guy was... was some ex-con. 
9754Are you really gonna let him just walk the streets? 
9755What do you want me to do? 
9756Well, he ran over Michael and your daughters. 
9757Nothing I can do is going to bring them back. 
9758Do you get that? 
9759How you doin'? 
9760You found it okay? I did. 
9761The donor's name was Michael Peck. He was 37 years old. 
9762An architect and married. 
9763This is the authorization for transplant signed by his wife, Cristina Williams Peck. 
9764I have a copy of the medical report if you care to see it. 
9765And I also have the widow's phone number and address just in case you're interested. 
9766How did Michael Peck die? 
9767You might have seen it in the newspaper. 
9768This guy named Jack Jordan ran over Mr. Peck and his two little girls... 
9769October 10 at 6:50 p. m. 
9770This Jack Jordan's a piece of work. He's been in and out of jail since he was 16. 
9771Car thief, small-time crook, drugs, 
9772bad checks, alcoholism. 
9773Last time he was in jail has only been a few years ago. 
9774You feeling okay, Mr. Rivers? 
9775This is what you wanted, isn't it? 
9776I just... You want some water? 
9777He was an architect. 
9778What's the point in getting involved? 
9779Mary, I wanna know who I am now. 
9780I don't think that's the way to do it. 
9781What is then? 
9782Look for it with me. 
9783Let's look ahead together, not behind. 
9784Damn it, Jack, it's your birthday and you didn't even have one drink with me. 
9785Why don't you come over to my place? I'm having a party. 
9786I bet they're all as boring as you are. 
9787You'd be surprised. No, man, I'll pass. 
9788Listen, I'll call you later about that job, okay? 
9789All right, man. All right. 
9790Thank you. 
9791Brown, you should. 
9792I will. 
9793Okay, now, we can schedule the surgery 
9794I could get you in as early as Monday. 
97959:00 a. m? 
9796What's the percentage chance that Mary will get pregnant? 
9797Well, I can't offer you a real number on that. 
9798You know, there's the damage from the abortion... 
9799that wasn't handled properly... the blockage... 
9800What abortion? 
9801What abortion, Mary? 
9802I can explain. Explain what? 
9803There is an explanation. 
9804All that drama about artificial insemination. 
9805Kids' names. 
9806You got pictures of our friends' babies all over the place. 
9807Why? 
9808So you can flush it down the fuckin' toilet? 
9809We've been a fraud for a long time, Mary. 
9810Why didn't you tell me that when you were sick? 
9811Or did you expect one of your girlfriends to come and take care of you? 
9812You came back because you wanted to. Don't blame me for that. 
9813I came back to take care of you because I love you. 
9814Or because you were feeling lonely. 
9815I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 
9816I can't keep going like this. 
9817The insemination, the child. 
9818It's like we're trying to put a Band-Aid on something that's just been bled dry. 
9819It's finished. 
9820But it isn't finished if we give it a chance and have this baby. 
9821When we could have, you didn't want to. 
9822We were separated, goddamn it! It's different now! 
9823Yes, it's different. 
9824We gonna go? You only know how to think about yourself. 
9825Close six! 
9826Well, thanks for finally seeing me. 
9827They tell me you don't want to eat. 
9828I'm not hungry. 
9829Jack, Jesus didn't come to free us from pain. 
9830He came to give us the strength to bear it. 
9831Maybe He wanted this pain for me. 
9832No, He had nothing to do with this. It was an accident. 
9833No, it wasn't an accident. 
9834Jesus chose me for this. 
9835Jack, 
9836ask for the mercy of Jesus Christ. 
9837If it was an accident, 
9838why do I have to ask for His mercy? 
9839"I will have mercy on whom I will have mercy. 
9840"I will have compassion on whom I will have compassion. 
9841- Don't be so prideful. That's a sin. - "And the fearful and unbelieving. 
9842"And the abominable, the murderers, the warmongers, Jack, listen to me. 
9843"The sorcerers and the idolaters and all liars... 
9844Jesus came to save us, not to damn us. "Shall have their part... 
9845in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone. " 
9846Revelation 21:8. Jesus, loves you. 
9847But He also knows how to punish arrogant sinners like you. 
9848"As many as I love, I rebuke and chaste. " Revelation 3:19. 
9849- Jesus betrayed me. - Stop this shit, or you're going straight to hell! 
9850Hell? 
9851This is hell. Right here! 
9852You're damning your soul! You shut up now... 
9853and ask Christ to forgive you! Forgive me? 
9854I did everything He asked me to do! I changed! 
9855I gave Him my life, and He betrayed me. 
9856He put that fucking truck in my hand so I could carry out His will. 
9857Made me kill that man and those girls. 
9858He didn't give me the strength to stay and save them. 
9859Don't blaspheme, you bastard! Christ had nothing to do with this! 
9860God even knows when a single hair moves on your head. 
9861And you taught me that. 
9862We're gonna pray for you, Jack. 
9863Good evening, sir. 
9864Excuse me. 
9865Using discrepancy, lyric weaponry lessens your chances of testing me 
9866Stop and freeze M.C.'s I block atrocities 
9867Philosophies from the lips of black Socrates 
9868The pocket-penciler in your peninsula 
9869Killing Dracula M.C. 's who bit from my vernacular 
9870I can back it The ill scene we occupy 
9871No lullaby, got you high when I rock a fly 
9872Verse, for my people let me breathe slow 
9873Give a heave-ho and stimulate your cerebral 
9874System, cut chemist grip the fader Tuna the group debater 
9875Just like old times? 
9876How the hell have you been? 
9877Did you end up marrying that hunk you brought around here last time? 
9878Is he a good lay? How they make us suffer? 
9879It's all right. I got some great candy for you. 
9880I got Special "K,"angel dust. I got your all-time favorite. 
9881And I got the newest of the new... R-2. 
9882This shit is all the rage. You take two of these, 
9883- you go straight to heaven. - I'm not into chemicals. 
9884Cristi, you're not a cuddly little kitty now, are you? 
9885Look, if you don't like 'em, you don't pay for 'em. 
9886That's my girl. It's busy. 
9887Go easy on the booze tonight, right? 
9888What the fuck? 
9889What the fuck are you doing? 
9890Would you get my car keys? Sure. 
9891- What do you care, asshole? - I can get you a cab. 
9892- I don't need a fuckin' taxi. - Just give me the glass, ma'am. 
9893Here's your fuckin' glass. 
9894You okay? 
9895Stupid fucking asshole, move your car! I'm fine. Get away from my car! 
9896There's no damage. I'm fine. Get away from my car. 
9897There's no damage. Excuse me, I know her. I can drive her home. 
9898Is this any of your business? I'm your friend Paul from the sports club. 
9899Remember? 
9900Well, can you tell these assholes to get away from me? 
9901I'll drive her home. It's not a big deal, okay? 
9902Okay. All right? You can't drive like this. 
9903What do you care? 
9904You're gonna get arrested. Let me drive you. 
9905Please? 
9906Damn it. 
9907I sold the truck to pay for the lawyer. 
9908I didn't ask for a lawyer. 
9909You want your children to spend another two years without you? 
9910Is that what you want? 
9911This is God's will. So be it. 
9912Two years ago, you didn't believe in anything. 
9913Now everything has to do with God. 
9914I think I preferred you the way you were before. 
9915I was a fucking pig before. Is that what you prefer? 
9916At least it was you. 
9917Now I don't have the slightest fucking idea who you are. 
9918Life has to go on, Jack, with or without God. 
9919How you doin'? How are you? 
9920Fine. Were you able to find anything out? 
9921Jack Jordan's living in a cheap motel lost out in the middle of nowhere. 
9922Phone records. 
9923One of his prison fishy pals is from there. 
9924- That was quick. - Just a matter of checking the calls. 
9925Phone number and address for the motel he's living in. 
9926Here's a pretty recent photo of Jordan. 
9927It was taken the last time he was in jail. 
9928Were you able to get that other thing that I asked about? 
9929This is a clean gun, no record. They call this an "orphan. " 
9930It is loaded. 
9931Careful there, Hoss. 
9932You don't have to cock it. Just pull the trigger to shoot it. This releases the cylinder. 
9933I think we're set to go. That's all I want to know. 
9934Thank you. Good luck to you. 
9935Ma'am, it's been an hour since I called. 
9936Forty-six St. Vincent Street. 
9937Thank you. 
9938Some rain. 
9939Do you not have your car? No, but my taxi will be here in a minute. 
9940I'm right over here. I'll give you a lift if you like. 
9941No. Thanks. 
9942I'm the guy who drove your car home last week. 
9943I'm sorry. I don't remember. 
9944I left my jacket with you. 
9945I'm sorry. I'll bring it by tomorrow. 
9946Sure I can't give you a ride? I'm right here. 
9947Or do you want to swim? 
9948Hello. 
9949Thanks. You're very welcome. 
9950Let me just give you my cell phone number so you can have it. 
9951Would you have lunch with me tomorrow? 
9952What for? 
9953You're gonna have to eat at some point, and I'm very worried about those kidneys. 
9954Come on. Lawrence's, 2:00. It's very nearby. 
9955Please. Okay. I'll see you tomorrow. 
9956Great. 
9957... report we have construction on the ramp coming from southbound 240 at Summer. 
9958That ramp is closed until 6:00 p. m. Use Arlington Pike as an alternate. 
9959Forty at the new bridge, they have the center lane closed. 
9960Use southbound I-20 as an alternate. Safe Driving believes so strongly in minimum coverage. 
9961They're easy, fast, affordable and reliable. They're serious about minimum coverage. 
99621- 800-SAFE-DRIVING. Minimum coverage is the best option... 
9963Look, Daddy, a pigeon! Daddy, look! 
9964Girls, no, don't. Don't touch it. Laura, stop it. 
9965Gimme a call on my cell. I'll see you in a bit. Bye. 
9966Good night, Mr. Peck. 
9967Lucio, don't forget to do my garden on Saturday. No, sir, I won't forget. 
9968Son of a bitch. 
9969Leave it to me, Marianne. 
9970Sometimes it happens, sometimes it doesn't. Everybody reacts differently. 
9971That's why you've been vomiting so much. 
9972So, what are you saying, I've got to change medication? 
9973I'm gonna be frank with you, Paul. 
9974The heart that you're carrying is gonna give out soon. 
9975I need you to stay in the hospital until I can find you another heart. 
9976You want me to wait for a new heart. We don't have another choice. 
9977I can't do that. I can't wait for someone else to die, locked up in a fucking room. 
9978I can't do it. - You're dangerously close to heart failure, Paul. 
9979You might die a lot sooner than you think. 
9980Let me ask you something, and I want you to be really honest with me, okay? 
9981If I stay... 
9982will I be saved? 
9983I can't guarantee it. 
9984But if you don't come back to the hospital, 
9985you're condemning yourself to a terrible death. 
9986Your heart won't work anymore. You'll die, asphyxiated. 
9987It's an awful death, Paul. You can't imagine it. 
9988At least here we could help you to... You can help me die better. 
9989That's what you're saying. You can help me die better. 
9990Well, I'm not gonna do that, okay? I'd rather die outside. 
9991I'm not gonna do it again. 
9992How much did the lawyer charge? 
9993Marianne, how much did the fucking lawyer charge? Enough. 
9994How much is enough, Marianne? 
9995Enough so your children can remember your fucking face. 
9996You keep asking stupid questions, I'm getting out at the next corner. 
9997Hi, guys. We're home. 
9998Daddy! Daddy! What'd you bring us? 
9999I brought you a kiss. 
10000You didn't bring me a present? No, just a kiss. 
10001We made you a cake. Thank you, sweetheart. 
10002Freddy put the icing on it. 
10003Freddy, are you gonna say hello to your father? 
10004Freddy drew those for you. 
10005I drew those ones. 
10006Mommy made the cake. Come here. 
10007Come look at the cake, Daddy. She did? 
10008Come on, Daddy. 
10009There is a number hidden in every act of life, in every aspect of the universe. 
10010Fractals, matter... that there's a number screaming to tell us something. 
10011Am I boring you? 
10012I'm sorry. 
10013I guess I try to tell them that numbers are a door... 
10014to understanding a mystery that's bigger than us. 
10015How two people, strangers, come to meet. 
10016There's a poem by a Venezuelan writer that begins... 
10017"The earth turned to bring us closer. 
10018"It turned on itself and in us... 
10019until it finally brought us together in this dream. " 
10020That's beautiful. 
10021There's so many things that have to happen for two people to meet and... 
10022Anyway, that's... that's what mathematics are. 
10023How long have you been swimming? 
10024For years. 
10025It doesn't bore you? No. It's what makes me feel normal. 
10026If I didn't swim or walk or do something, I think I'd go crazy. 
10027Thanks for lunch. 
10028Do you want to come in? No. 
10029Thanks... Yes, I do want to come in. 
10030Can I ask you... 
10031I have a gun. 
10032Don't look at me. Don't look at me. Don't look at me. I'll shoot... 
10033- I don't have any money. - Turn around. I'll shoot you. Just turn around. Go. 
10034- I don't have any... - Walk! 
10035Put 'em up! Put your hands up! Why? 
10036- Wait. - Just walk. Go! 
10037We're gonna go down that path right there. Do what I say and then you won't get hurt. 
10038- I don't have any... - Go! 
10039I'm not looking. Come on. Keep walking. Go right down here. 
10040Just keep walking. Keep walk... I said don't look at me. I'll shoot you in the head. 
10041Keep your hands up! Walk! Over here. 
10042Over here. Come on, don't look at me. 
10043Keep going! 
10044Right 
10045Turn around. But keep your hands on your head. 
10046Get... Take your shoes off and get down on your knees. 
10047Take off your shoes. 
10048No, not that... not that one. - Just get down on your knees! Get down on your knees! 
10049Sir, please. 
10050You shouldn't have done it. 
10051Done what? 
10052You shouldn't have done it! 
10053Close your goddamn eyes! 
10054She looked me in the eyes. What are you talking about? 
10055One of the girls that I killed, 
10056she looked me in the eye. 
10057She wanted to tell me something. 
10058I just... I left her there. 
10059I ran away. 
10060You sticking with red? Sure. 
10061Are you okay? 
10062Sorry. Dizzy. 
10063Can I get you a glass of water or something? 
10064I think I should go home. 
10065I'm sorry. I just... 
10066I like you a lot, Cristina. 
10067It's been a long time since I liked someone so much. 
10068Can I see you again? 
10069I'm a married woman. 
10070I figured. 
10071Thanks. Good-bye. 
10072I've got peace like a river 
10073- I've got peace like a river in my soul - Everybody! 
10074I've got love like an ocean 
10075I've got love like an ocean in my soul 
10076I've got joy like a fountain... I've got joy like a fountain 
10077I've got joy like a fountain in my soul 
10078- Look, Daddy. These are the zebras, these are the lions. - Very pretty, Gina. 
10079How could you draw a zoo if you've never been to one? I've seen them in... 
10080Stop fighting. 
10081The lawyer called to remind you you have to go sign on Monday. 
10082If you want, I'll go with you to the church again. Daddy, in school they said... 
10083you killed two girls and their daddy. 
10084Is that true? Yes. 
10085- No. - Yes. 
10086- He killed them. - It was an accident, sweetie. 
10087You understand? 
10088Jesus, every time I look at my children... 
10089Who is this? 
10090Did I wake you? 
10091Hang on a second. 
10092Did I wake you? No, that's okay. 
10093Could you come to my house? 
10094Is something wrong? No, I just... 
10095I just want you to come if you can. 
10096Or if you want to. 
10097I'll be right there. 
10098Thanks. 
10099It's 2:00 in the morning. Who are you talking to? 
10100I won't be long. 
10101Where are you going? 
10102I said I won't be long. Exactly where and with who are you going? 
10103I thought you'd change after the transplants. 
10104And I thought you'd change if I did. Neither of us changed. 
10105What's wrong? He's been shot in the chest. 
10106- Come on. - Shot in the chest. 
10107He's been shot in the chest. Come on. 
10108- How long's he been like that? - He's dying, okay? We need a... 
10109I'll go get a stretcher. 
10110- Ma'am, he'll be right back. - It's okay. 
10111Hang in there, baby. I shot him. 
10112- You did what? - I shot him. 
10113Patrol, I need you to call the police. 
10114It's an emergency, yes. I'm right out front. 
10115Are you okay? 
10116Cristina? 
10117You kept me thinking all day. 
10118You see, I haven't spoken to anyone in months, 
10119and I barely know you... 
10120and I already need to talk to you. 
10121And... 
10122there's something the more I think about, the less I understand. 
10123Why the hell did you tell me that you liked me? 
10124Answer me, because I didn't like you saying that at all. 
10125You can't just walk up to a woman you barely know and tell her you like her. 
10126You-You can't. You can't do that. 
10127You don't know what she's going through. 
10128Or what she's feeling. 
10129I'm not married. 
10130Come here. 
10131It's okay. 
10132I'm sorry. No. 
10133Cristina, wait. 
10134I have to tell you something. 
10135I have to tell you something. Please, kiss me. 
10136Wait. Cristina. 
10137I have Michael's heart. 
10138What... I have Michael's heart. 
10139You understand what I'm saying? 
10140It was transplanted into me at St. Francis Hospital on October 11. 
10141No. No. 
10142I tried to tell you. I just didn't know how to tell you. 
10143How dare you! Cristina... 
10144How fucking dare you! I'm here for a reason. 
10145Get out of my house! 
10146Don't touch me! 
10147Get out of my house now! You make me sick! 
10148I had a reason. Can't you see that? 
10149You get out of my fucking... Get the fuck out of my house! 
10150You make me sick! 
10151Get out! 
10152Good morning. 
10153Why did you look for me? 
10154Because I needed to. 
10155I don't want your fucking pity. 
10156That wasn't it. 
10157I was sick, Cristina. I was very sick. 
10158I was dying when Michael gave me his heart. 
10159He saved my life. 
10160I tried in every way that I knew how to find out... 
10161who had given me this heart. 
10162And that's how I found out how he and your daughters had died. 
10163And it's very painful for me to know how I got this heart. 
10164And I couldn't sleep. 
10165I just... I wanted to thank you. I wanted to help in some way. 
10166I just want to thank you for... 
10167But I couldn't find you. 
10168And then I saw you... 
10169that day. 
10170And now I can't be away from you. 
10171I can't. 
10172You don't have to be afraid. 
10173I've got a good heart. 
10174I'm scared too. 
10175Why did you leave us, Jack? Why? I am where I have to be. 
10176Gina got really sick because of the hamster. Jack, we need you... The past is like the Atlantic Ocean. 
10177Back when I was mean, about the decisions I make, 
10178that's my mirror. Just come back, please. 
10179That's my mirror. Jack, it doesn't matter. 
10180And I have to live with them alone. Alone. Just come back to us, Jack. 
10181And I can't erase it. No one can erase it. Your family needs you. 
10182We need to stabilize him before we can get him to the hospital. 
10183But right now what we really need are units of B-positive blood. 
10184I'm O-positive. Will that work? 
10185Open and close your fist several times. 
10186Unit 35, go ahead. 
10187Pal, you're free to go for lack of evidence. 
10188Your story doesn't check out and contradicts our investigation... 
10189and the statements made by Mrs. Peck and Mr. Rivers. 
10190I just need you to sign here. 
10191What if I really am guilty? 
10192Well, it happens. 
10193Won't be the first time, won't be the last. 
10194What are you doing? 
10195You've been lost for too many days, don't you think, you prick? 
10196Mary, I don't want to fight. I want this to end well. 
10197You think ending well means disappearing for a few days? 
10198You just waited till you got better to tell me to fuck off. 
10199I'm going back to London. We can't keep doing this. 
10200Really? 
10201I'll have surgery and I'll be inseminated with your child, with or without you. 
10202Mary, what for? Why? Because I want to. 
10203Well, I won't authorize that. No. 
10204Well, you already have. 
10205I have a signed copy of your authorization to use your semen. 
10206Would you excuse me? I get what I want. What do you gain? What do you gain? 
10207You decide if you come looking for me or not. 
10208Hi, honey. I'm on my way home. 
10209If you need me to pick up anything along the way, let me... Girls, no! Don't touch! 
10210Laura, stop, it. Gimme a call on my cell. 
10211I'll see you in a bit. Bye. 
10212To repeat the message, press one. To delete, press two. 
10213Hi, honey. I'm on my way home. 
10214If you need me to pick up anything along the way, let me... Girls, no! Don't touch! 
10215Laura, stop, it. 
10216Gimme a call on my cell. I'll see you in a bit. Bye. 
10217I'm grilling some chicken. You want anything to eat? 
10218No. Thanks. 
10219I can make you a sandwich if you... 
10220Listen to me. 
10221You don't need that shit. You don't need it. 
10222Don't tell me what I need. 
10223Katie could have lived. 
10224What? 
10225She'd be alive right now, but that bastard left her there... 
10226lying in the street. 
10227He left the three of them like animals. He didn't care. 
10228At least she could be here with me. 
10229That son of a bitch is walking the streets, and I can't even go into their room. 
10230What do you mean he's walking the street? 
10231I want to kill him. 
10232You want to kill him? 
10233I'm gonna kill Jack Jordan. I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch. 
10234Slow down. Wait. Just slow down. 
10235Slow down? Slow down while I what? While I what? 
10236Take it easy. 
10237My husband and my little girls are dead and I'm supposed to take it fucking easy? 
10238I can't just go on with my life! 
10239I am paralyzed here! I am a fucking amputee, do you see that? 
10240Who are you? 
10241You owe it to Michael... No, you've got his heart. 
10242You're in his house fucking his wife and sitting in his chair! 
10243We have to kill him! No, we... Not like this. Not like this. 
10244Then how? Tell me how! 
10245Katie died with red shoelaces on. 
10246She hated red shoelaces. 
10247And she kept asking me to get her some blue ones, 
10248and I never got her the blue ones. 
10249She was wearing those fucking red shoelaces when she was killed. 
10250You shouldn't have done it! Close your goddamn eyes! 
10251You... murderer. 
10252You just let them lie there on the street. 
10253Those two little girls, you just let them die like dogs. 
10254I should have killed you. 
10255Now you disappear. Don't even go back to the motel and get your things. 
10256Just disappear. 
10257Mrs. Peck. How is he? 
10258We weren't able to use your blood for his transfusion. 
10259We found very high levels of illegal substances in your blood. You're taking very high risks here. 
10260Well, that's my problem. In your state, I suggest you stop using these substances. 
10261What are you talking about? You're pregnant, Mrs. Peck. 
10262You sure? You really need to start taking care of yourself, Mrs. Peck. 
10263We'll let you know when Mr. Rivers is out of the O.R. 
10264Where were you? 
10265Did you kill him? Did you? 
10266Why didn't you wake me up? 
10267Where's the body? 
10268Nobody will ever find the body. 
10269I'm sorry. 
10270We're gonna go home now. 
10271Let's just get out of here, okay? 
10272You okay? 
10273It's okay, baby. Just lie down. 
10274Need rest. I need rest. I know. 
10275I'm sorry. 
10276I love you. 
10277Wake up. 
10278There's somebody outside. 
10279You want to kill me? 
10280What's he doing here? Here I am. 
10281Shoot me. 
10282Go ahead. Kill him. Paul. 
10283Do something! 
10284Call an ambulance. 
10285Call a fucking ambulance! 
10286How many lives do we live? 
10287How many times do we die? 
10288They say we all lose 21 grams... 
10289at the exact moment of our death. 
10290Everyone. 
10291And how much fits into 21 grams? 
10292How much is lost? 
10293When do we lose 21 grams? 
10294How much goes with them? 
10295How much is gained? 
10296How much is gained? 
10297Twenty-one grams. 
10298The weight of a stack of five nickels. 
10299The weight of a hummingbird. 
10300A chocolate bar. 
10301How much did 21 grams weigh? 
10302One last kiss 
10303One only 
10304Then I'll let you go 
10305Hard for you 
10306I've fallen 
10307But you can't break my fall 
10308I'm broken 
10309Don't break me 
10310When I hit the ground 
10311Some devil 
10312Some angel 
10313Has got me to the bones 
10314You said always and forever 
10315Now I believe you, baby 
10316You said always and forever 
10317Is such a long and lonely time 
10318Too drunk and still drinking 
10319It's just the way I feel 
10320It's all right 
10321Is what you told me 
10322'Cause what we had was so beautiful 
10323But I feel heavy 
10324Like floating 
10325At the bottom of the sea 
10326You said always and forever 
10327Now I believe you, baby 
10328You said always and forever 
10329Is such a long and lonely time 
10330Some devil is stuck inside of me 
10331I cannot set it free 
10332I wish, I wish I was dead 
10333And you were grieving 
10334Just so that you could know 
10335Some angel is stuck inside of me 
10336But I cannot set you free 
10337You said always and forever 
10338Now I believe you, baby 
10339You said always and forever 
10340Such a long, lonely time 
10341Stuck inside of me 
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