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1r/raimimemes is the best. ive been there near the beginnig. the only problem is if it grows soon itll be filled with reposts and normie shit.
2Me too (been a lurker for a while now), I feel like it already nearly is. Not reposts necessarily, but recycled content and rehashed jokes. Still a good sub though!
3Go tove
4This is a great sub, one along the lines of r/prequelmemes . I love that there are more of these now. 
5R/2007scape
6The value of this feature is now essentially zero, especially when no effort content like this is what it is used for.  I hope the moderator team will consider whether or not this feature actually makes the sub Reddit better or not, I suspect the answer is that "it doesn't".
7
8What a disappointing use of such an opportunity to turn people on to new humor related subs.
9"funny" is relative. We're not presenting OUR favourite subreddits, the selection is purely random from suggestions made in this monthly thread
10/r/BF2isfun A sub for a great game that is actually a fun and rewarding experience. I'm sure we will have lots of subscribers soon.
11/r/insaneparents
12[removed]
13r/nattycomics a sub dedicated to studying straw men
14[removed]
15r/dark_humor
16
17Free tickets to hell for everybody!
18The most heavy metal cat I've seen.
19someone plis photoshop a guitar into the gif
20Purrmaider. Purrmaider. Purrmaider
21DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS! 
22Looks like he belongs in the Muppets band. 
23Is that a muppet?
24I'm convinced it's a Muppet. Glad I'm not the only one.
25It was directed by Jim Henson
26Def a muppet.
27Those were the first words out of my mouth. It must be.
28fizzgig!
29I came here to say the same thing. \m/
30Dark Crystal upvotes 
31And that'll be tonight's movie.
32My SO had never seen it, and of course I went on and on about how great it is so we watched it recently. 
33
34He just stared at me silently for a minute after it was over, and refused to speak of it again...
35
36Whatever bro, you’re obviously just confused about what is and what isn’t amazing
37it's hard to find someone in life... I think you need to just accept that it's over and move on. Hopefully, you will find someone that knows how awesome the dark crystal is.
38This is clearly the hard truth. 
39I feel like maybe it is a "mood" movie, like you have to be a little weird to appreciate it, even if it's only for the moment. The Dark Crystal has an affect (effect?) on a person and the audience must be willing to accept it. 
40Took a moment to know where the face is.
41Took me a minute to realize that was a cat. Thought that was a murtlap.
42So that's what it like when they go psycho...
43You need to vacuum more, the dust bunnies are getting frisky.
44One of the lost muppets 
45Who fed the fucken mogwai after midnight?
46Paint him green for Christmas, instant Grinch.
47Looks like a Muppet
48Animal from The Muppets, the later years when his mind was failing and he couldnt tell scratching posts from drum kits.
49Holy shit, I thought that was a monkey at first!
50I’m waiting for someone to come in and tell me this cat has some type of medical condition with symptoms that include overgrowth of the fur and aggression and will lead to an agonizing death. 
51I hate to be that guy but this is normal cat behavior and the cat is likely going through a normal energy rush that cats experience quite often because cats.
52Actually does look quite a lot like Atchoum, the cat with hypertrichosis.   Probably just a super-fluffy Persian with the zoomies, though. 
53that condition seems to come with coarse hair like a dog
54Where does one purchase a mini-Wampa Ice Monster?
55Didn't Luke cut that dude's arm off in Episode 5?
56Took me a while just to figure out what animal this was 
57Ive never really been a big cat person until now, but wow I kind of want to own one of my very own demon spawn like this boyo
58The Grinch in cat form
59Holy shit what is that !!!???? ...and then I instantly relaxed when seeing it was a cat. I'm in trouble.
60You fed it after midnight, didn't you.  
61I’m so allergic, but I would suffer for this maniac.
62You're a mean one Mr. Grinch
63Reminds me of a Muppet.
64Like a fluffy tornado!
65Omg I can’t handle the floof!!
66If I had a face like that, I would be angry too.
67Mongoloid came to mind 
68I think it's just being electrocuted
69Detoxing from catnip is no joke.
70This has made my day!
71Why does that cotton candy look like a cat
72Who bleached the Lorax?  Seriously though, stop cutting down those god damn trees on your front lawn.
73The Predator's cat??
74Seriously though, what kind of monster is this?
75Demon kitty
76Cotton candy gone wild
77"Oh, hey, what's up charlie..."
78Legit didn't know whay kind of animal I was looking at til the end. 
79This is demonic.
80Wompa Stompa
81Shoot it!
82Catnip... Never again.
83Come on, pookie, let's burn this motherfucker down!
84That's kind of terrifying...
85What's with the aggressive cotton candy?
86Oh hai.  
87
88I was just  . .um biting the shit out of this
89Well that escalated quickly!!
90What an insane creature.  I want one.
91Tasmanian Devil
92I am literally crying from laughing so hard at this!
93I thought this was someone playing with a puppet
94Ugliest cat I have ever seen
95Until the very last second of this GIF I thought I was looking at a new species.
96"You're tearing me apart Lisa!"
97What kind of animal is that?
98Shit, that looked scary.
99No no no, i dont like it. damn.
100Somebody please shop this cat onto a drum set.
101Aww this is so cute and adorable <3 
102WHY WOULD YOU HAVE THIS???
103My wife says he looks and moves like a white Oscar the Grouch.
104That's terrifying.
105Too much catnip. Call 800-cat-oddd
106Come on Pookie. Let's burn this motherfucker down!!!!
107For some reason I heard the angry rants of the guy playing Harvey Weinstein in Entourage. Go figure 🤔
108Drugs are bad....
109You're tearing me apart, Lisa!
110So inbred, jesus fucking christ.
111So, this cat is a Muppet, right? 
112Mother effer knew what he did, turned around and smiled about it. 
113That's the face of someone too chicken-shit to apologize for anything. 
114I'm guessing he probably felt really bad/stupid and waited for the camera cut to apologize... i hope thats what happened... 
115Just playing devil's advocate here, but imagine its a scene in a movie or something. Take was almost perfect and you kinda just want to finish it without "breaking character" then apologize when its done. It really looks like an honest mistake to me. Hopefully that was the case and he apologized afterwards. 
116Because the show must go on and nobody really noticed except for redditors who pointed it out years later. 
117I like to assume the good in everyone :). It would be a cool "this is how we met and became best friends" story!
118Why apologize when YOU WON the battle of the hands. There can only be one winner.
119Nothing worse than getting slapped on live tv by a white bred chicken shit muthafucka
120He got that Paul Rudd grin. He definitely knew what he did.
121Smug piece of shit
122looks like his contact fell out!
123Did he find it? YES!
124Oh man I remember when some guys did this for the senior talent show in high school. They of course auditioned in normal clothes and made it PG... But at the actual show... 
125They are legends if they had the routine down.
126Why did I watch this video... Twice
127Yes
128DING DING DING DDADDING-DA-DINGDING.
129YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES...
130...
131...
132...
133...
134...
135YESYEYSEYSEPRIYJSEPHIGDOPIHSZDGIHASDGSAD
136I hope Kiki is alright.
137I BELIEVE IN THE YES!
138I can't stop watching it... The more I watch it the more laugh
139Am I missing something...?
140
141I mean, I'm trying to understand. I just don't have it I guess.
142You don't believe in the yes
143It's like  a car crash .......but fabulous!
144Uh oh, look at kiki
145I think you just found out ur a gay boi
146Why did I know what video it was gonna be before I clicked it?
147Lol same
148i refuse to watch that Jumanji ad
149r/bettereveryloop
150Wtf did I just watch
151Yes
152Lets do the fork in the garbage disposal! 
153The people in that crowd seem very uncomfortable.
154YES. I forgot these existed holy hell, I’m so glad you reminded me. Just did the fork in the garbage disposal all over my room
155This is why they don't visit us: 👾
156You can't link that AFTER the fork in the garbage disposal dance! You just can't!
157This is how Daniel Bryan will go out. 
158Face down, ass up? Kiki ain't dead, honey. She's just waiting for daddy! 
159That was some MK Ultra shit right there...I was hypnotised by that video haha
160Thank you for bringing this back into my life
161Oh my God that's absolutely brilliant
162punchrobert.... original youtube prankster
163That'll teach him to have LASIK before appearing in the background of a live shot.
164Then the guy would have knocked his eye flap loose and he would have to get surgery redone 
165I beg to differ. I believe he made full contact. 
166i think some of these broadcasters are still under the impression its 1998 and if they can play it off, nobody will notice lol
167
168might as well comfort the guy or make a joke out of it. everything you do can be a gif in 5 minutes 
169I'm not actually sure he noticed. Looks like he made hand contact before face contact so maybe he thought he hit his hand and just kept going without knowing.
170Yeah, makes sense, and I thought, he checks, if he's bleeding.
171Oh my god, I'm dying over here. It really looks like he was going for the face slap. 
172How can he slap?!?!
173https://youtu.be/V4akMaeZ0-k
174"I will hit you in the gooch motherfucker"
175
176Damn
177Savage
178That slap started his career in Indian tv soaps.
179Wait what?
180And that there is why white knights have less than no respect. She got what she deserved.
181How are people down voting your comment. She physically assaulted him - he had every right to reciprocate 
182My lord I wish he would've followed that with a Hogan leg drop.
183I thought it was some gameshow where they see how long the guy can take being berated until offended or something last time it was posted
184I mean he wasn't really in any imminent danger. It was more of a gut reaction than something he felt justified in doing. The reaction from the white Knights was uncalled for for sure
185That was fucked up.
186He beats him for slapping the woman and then asks for his sister so he can rape her.
187Underrated comment of the day
188That guy didn’t even try for his hand!
189No he hit his hand but the guy wasn't strong enough to withstand the greatness of the high five
190The hand was limp. But the downward force on that high five was vicious.
191The ole wet noodle strikes again. 
192slow it way down - he does hit it it's just that he's wearing gloves and it slides off and was in front of his face - i'd blame the receiver 80% and the slapper 20%
193Yo what? 
194Look at that face! He knows what he did!
195That's NFL insider Ian Rapoport, or @RapsheetCC on Twitter. I've heard him on some podcasts, seems like a nice guy. But I don't know wtf he was doing here. 
196Ian Slapoport keeping you updated with all the latest hard hitting NFL news.
197It's annoying that he inserts himself into every story. I know it's his job, but if he doesn't break the news, he will make sure to quote the tweet and say "this is true" or "correct" like he knew it and didn't bother to break the news.
198Ok but I doubt that he actually thinks or is that way. I'm sure he just likes helping the news circulate and ensuring that certain news sources are ones people can trust.
199Found the Ian Rapoport!
200This is true.
201Correct.
202Slapping a guy in the face.
203“SHOULDA HAD A V8”
204EYE FIVE!
205badum tss
206YEZKAHMASHZ ! 
207I’m still laughing 
208How bout now?
209Still laughing.
210How bout now?
211Yup
212STILL LAUGHING.
213How about now 
214This is a hard one to process for r/hittablefaces. Someone with a hittable face hitting someone in the face.
215Thats what you get when you throw up a weak high five hand.
216Man I wish that was Ajit Pai gettin' smacked in the face
217SOMEONE MAKE IT HAPPEN!!
218I've seen the internet do some amazing things. I need to see this
219R/bettereveryloop
220Be aggressive be be aggressive.
221I cannot stop laughing
222That freaking childish grin he has at the end, has me giggling like a school girl.
223r/BetterEveryLoop
224Dude was straight up having an allergic reaction.
225White male last seen attacking minorities on tv. One victim reported. 
226The shit eating grin at the end makes it
227That shit eatin grin though!
228Thank god for video loops
229That’s it! I found my favorite gif ever!!
230Rappaport has little experience physically with humans..first he tried to text high fives...
231How many times can this be reposted?
232If I hadn't just recently gone for a dump... I might have just shit my pants from laughter.
233What did the five fingers say to the face? 
234Been too long since I laughed this hard, thanks. 
235What a fkn tool, you know he knew he just slapped a guy right in the face then has the nerve to turn around with that dumbass smile and no apology
236You never go full force.
237I’m like 90% sure that was on purpose
238He didn't even try to apologize. 
239
240What a d*ck.
241Perfect slap on his eye and after he slaps him, he just turn around and smiling.. lol. 
242Dude i wouldve high fived his face right back tf
243Seeing the guy facepalmed, makes that smile on the reporter so much more aggravating! 
244The guy to our left of the guy that gets hit looks slightly hesitant afterwards, like he wants a high five, but is worried about the risk of being spanked in the face.
245Worse every loop. Dude is terrible at high fives
246r/gifsthatstarttoolate
247I see he takes the wack-a-mole approach with high fives
248And surprisingly that's the only high five which seemed really strong, all other high fives he did were just light ones. 
249This guy just cracked the code. You can bitch slap someone right across the face and get away with it as long as you high five a few people immediately afterward. 
250The black guy in the back of him is like oh shit hahahah
251Ian Rapoport is a horrible reporter for ESPN and covers the NFL. He is as stupid as he is in this GIF.
252Not espn. NFL network 
253When high fiving someone look at the elbow of the arm you're about to high five. Increases accuracy and effectiveness of the high five 10 fold.
254I learned this from Keegan Michael Key on “you made it weird!”
255Try it seriously. That's the key to the perfect high five. 
256Top of the morning to ya! My name is Jacksepticeye
257POW, right in the kisser! 
258I lolled.
259Maybe the guy was fuckin with him
260Source?
261Yeah, that's a solid Times Square slamming 
262What did the five fingers say to the face?
263Holy shit!!! This is too funny. Im tearing up 
264That actually happened to me today when my friend tried to high five me 😂
265Face five!
266Funniest part is that for me it took a bit to see what happened, so I saw the dude's reaction first :)
267I love how the newscaster didn't give a damn.
268r/bettereveryloop
269Facepalm with a force
270Im laughing harder every loop my head feels like it's about explode 
271This is suuuper funny!! I've gotten smacked in the face one time and it wasn't very pleasant!
272Wats up rap sheet
273Ah the ol' right there Fred.
274"Stop breathing down my fucking neck!"
275The more I watch the harder i laugh
276Damn, bro. Don’t do Mr Bean like that!
277Lol it was so violent 
278/r/bettereveryloop
279What did the five fingers say to the face?!?!
280This is one of my all time favorite gifs. The force with which he slaps that poor spectator and the pride and joy on his face after gets me every time. 
281You can't go around throwing high 5's willy nilly,
282 accidents are bound to happen!
283We should keep an eye on this guy
284That's actually the best thing I've ever watched 20 times in a row
285 What a cock 
286That smug look on his face hahah
287/r/gifsthatstarttoosoon
288FACE FIVE
289Poor guy is in shock. The way he is looking around and blinking. "What the heck just happened, damn is my eye is loose?!"
290Carry on , friend , carry on.
291One of my all-time favorites.
292Someone has to put the slap in slow motion haha
293That guy looks so chill, even stayed calm after taking it to the face. That news anchor is a cuck 
294Looks like The Todd became a sports reporter
295Ouch
296Wow…that sucks.
297Holy shit I'm way too high to see this right now.  I fucking died.
298I just woke up, realized that i forgot my jacket in the bar with other things, and still, this gif gave me one of the biggest laughs, even though i have seen it milion times. Never stop reposting reddit
299At least his pain and suffering was caught on national TV. 
300Shit happens!!
301When you played too much whack o weasel
302Luke dies, Snoke is kiled by Kylo, the movie is garbage
303Pow! Right in the kisser
304POW right in the kisser
305When you don't need to be an engineer to create an overly complicated solution.  
306Yes but the drive to fix shit that isnt broken is a bit of an engineer thing
307Exactly. Why use a simple solution when a complicated one will do?
308Or just fucking blow on it like a normal person
309engineer
310
311(you get paid to play all day)
312Uh??? What kind cause the ones ive worked with either are project managers or do calcs all day. I said fuck it and took cad/cam and “I” got to play all day... for less money but substantially less responsibility
313Mechanical engineer is where it is at.  The good part of my job is tinkering around with stuff or modeling stuff in CAD.  Much of my job I would do as a hobby in my free time if I had the money to afford to do it but building prototypes on your own isn’t cheap, so instead I get paid to do it for someone else.
314
315Sadly my employer was bought out and the new company is running things terribly and because I refused to relocate I am getting laid off even though I have been working from the old location which my manager was fine with.  HR just decided to clean up the books.  Rant over.
316What a rollercoaster of emotions i just went through reading this
317Software engineer here. Project managers are NOT engineers, although they can be able to engineer. Cad/cam is close to what I do. My next project will be making a robot move stuff around. :)
318All of my company's project managers are engineers. Although we aren't software we're manufacturing. Where the PMs have to know some engineering to get things done properly. 
319Good engineering companies are that way-- glad to hear!
320Engineer looking to get into project management. Can confirm that most PMs are engineers. 
321Yah tell me about it! Was talking to a “mechanical p.eng” that did project managing and he didnt know fucking anything anymore about engineering. It was like i was talking another language to him... w flange beam??? 
322Depends on the industry. Engineers crazy level goes based on their degree major in my experience. Electrical engineers do not make good PMs at all. Civil and Mech do okay. Petrochemical no bueno.
323Engineers are the most normal people I know, the real weirdos are medical students
324This project went wayyy over budget.
325... or add a splash of cold water.
326
327I'm no engineer, just a practical person. If that tea is really hot, and if you were to take a good gulp from the straw, the speed the tea would move through the straw and cooling bath, I doubt it would be cooled much/enough.
328Or put a cube of ice in it. 
329But then how would they tell us they're an engineer?
330Also avoids sucking up all that BPA and related toxins
331I mean those straws probably have BPA or BPS in them
332I think straws break down a little in hot liquids.. so your probably hurting yourself
333Definitely not a materials engineer. 
334Probably a civvy
335This was not posted by a civil engineer, because the post was finished before the thread expired
336But melted plastic is so delicious in tea... Especially the blue straws. You swear you can taste the berries... Or maybe that's just the brain cancer talking
337[deleted]
338Cold water enema.
339Or you're a brewer. Wort chillers use the same concept.
340This is because you equipment is designed by chemical and mechanical engineers ;)
341Distillers may use this on the worm of their still as well!
342Way to steal content
343When you're building reddit karma to sell your account to corporate interests.
344they pay upwards of $5?
345Holy shits that’s $5 more than I have right now, where do I sign!?!!??
346Who gives a shit
347lots apparently 
348See, this is why you can't take an engineer anywhere.
349Ok, but let's be real, if you could have an engineer or an artist with you on a deserted island, who would you choose?
350What the hell good is an engineer on a deserted island?
351Artists tend to be on the skinny side. You can survive longer by cannibalizing and engineer. 
352...You mean the people who can figure out if a structure is going to collapse, a boat will sink or designs equipment for communications? Yeah, good question. Can't imagine why you'd want one of them on a deserted island..
353In my experience engineers really suck at actually building things though
354Relative to who? Tradesmen and techs? Whose job is literally to build things? Sure, engineers suck. Relative to almost anyone else? I really don't think so. 
355
356I mean, if given the choice between any profession, I think I'd probably choose a...botanist, maybe? I feel like being stuck on a deserted island, you'd be much more likely to die in the first couple days than anything else, and identifying and cultivating plants seems like it'd be way more useful than anything else.
357
358But unless the artist happens to be like...an artisan sailboat maker (which I'd certainly have no problem calling an art), I'm probably going to stick with the engineer between the two options.
359I see you've never seen Swiss Family Robinson
360Love that movie
361
362Take that, pirate scum!
363Probably the artist. Engineers are intolerable.
364I'd build you a bitchin setup, but you'd never hear the end of it. 
365This cringey "engineer" shit needs to end. I'm pretty sure any human being would understand how this "clever contraption" works, and that its also very inefficient and pointless.
366I'm like super smart with a giant IQ but can you explain it anyway just so I can see if you're right?
367The the long straw is partially submerged in a bowl of water. As the hot liquid travels through the straw, it will be cooled by the surrounding colder water, making it slightly less hot by the time it reaches your mouth.
368Thanks, friend. :)
369A lot of pseudo-intellectuals overusing the word engineer in situations where it is not relevant.
370From a thermal heat transfer perspective, it actually may be fairly efficient because the thin wall of the straw will provide minimal thermal resistance between the hot tea and the cold water in the bowl. 
371I highly doubt it'll take a lot of pressure difference to move the tea anywhere anyway
372I really hope this is sarcasm
373Understanding how something works != Inventing that thing
374
375Or are you honestly telling me there's no difference? You think you couldve originally come up with all the things you understand?
376(Not an engineer)
377I can see so many inefficiencies. 
378The force of suction, time required, and quantity of components used, are all a higher cost than the output received (tepid tea) 
379
380The cost benefit ratio is trash. 
381Factoring in entertainment? Engineering is not merely utilitarian.
382Why not put the cup inside the bowl instead. That way the cold water in the bowl will cool the tea fairly quickly  
383Not saying the one posted is the -best- interpretation of cooling, but there's a reason it's better than simply putting the cup inside the bowl.
384
385The cup appears to be made of ceramic, as most coffee/tea cups/mugs are.  One of the more important aspects of ceramics is that the material has a very LOW coefficient of thermal conductivity.
386
387Coefficients of thermal conductivity that are high allow things that touch their barrier to come to equilibrium with each other rapidly, while those that have a low coefficient do so much more slowly.  Just as important is the THICKNESS of the material:  the thicker the barrier (in this case, the cup), the slower the temperature changes on the hot tea and the cold water occur.  The whole coefficient has units of:
388
389Watts per Meter per Kelvin.  Energy per thickness of material per temperature difference.
390
391The plastic straw is made of polypropylene, likely, and I have no idea what the mug is made of, so I'll call it alumina, a common material ceramic.  The straw's coefficient is SOMETHING like 0.16 Watts per Meter per Kelvin.  The mug's is something along the order of 32 Watts per Meter per Kelvin.  But you have to consider where the temperature is trying to 'escape'- the walls of the mug vs the walls of the straw.  The straw's walls are MUCH thinner than the walls of the walls of the mug somewhere on the order of orders of magnitude larger.  So even though the mug's material 'conducts' better than the plastic, the mug is much thicker.
392
393Now, in addition to this, you must also consider the heat the mug itself contains, not only in that it holds the tea, but the heat of the cup, as well.  Ever pick up a mug that you JUST poured, and it hasn't gotten hot yet, but you know the fluid in the cup is hot?  It takes time.  If you pour out a hot mug of tea, the mug stays warm for a time, because the mug itself has a heat CAPACITY.  Setting the mug inside of the water would cool down the mug AND the tea, while as the straw design only cools the tea.
394
395There are other things, but I think this has been long enough.  If you're interested, I love the topic!
396Found the real engineer.
397Yep!  Now if only I could find a use to put all these years of training toward, outside of Reddit.  Like one of those jobs I heard about 10-15 years ago that they told me grew on job trees once your engineering degree is finished.
398Yes but this solution doesnt cool the tea until immediatley before it is drank so if it becomes too cold the straw can be removed so the uncooled tea can be drank
399Sadly though, this device is not very suitable for smoking weed in it's current state. My recommendation: replace the tea with Cannabis sativa, Cannabis sativa forma indica, or Cannabis ruderalis. Then replace your worthless contraption with bong.
400You can thank me later.
401Cannabis stavia is like weed oil right?
402Sativa is the cannabis strain high in psychoactive kannabinoids. Typically good for enjoying in company. Be careful though, to much sativa may give you paranoia. With that, individual physiological differences significantly influence the overall effect of consuming cannabis.
403So you can consume it by mixing in your drink? Is the effect different with smoking weed or weed oil? 
404I apologise for unintentionally misleading the audience: mixing it with the drink will likely produce very little effect (if at all). Psychoactive elements in kannabis activate only when applied high temperatures. That is why marihuana products are typically smoked or baked in edibles. Bong or pipe is an ideal way to smoke the product as the device is designed as to not produce a strong smell.
405Or remove tea and add water?
406r/iamverysmart
407The kind of engineer I want to punch in the face. 
408The "engineer" post that gets re-poster every few months. 
409/r/iamverysmart
410Oh stop it, people are just having fun
411From uk. Learn to slurp!
412The superior heat exchange.
413
414I prefer to just repeatedly scald my tongue until I can't feel anything.
415Wait, so slurping tea is not just an Indian habit?
416Engineers use swirly straws and glass bowls
417This doesn't take an engineering degree to figure out
418Very inefficient. The heat transfer surfaces are too small. It would be better to get a larger straw and pass cold water over the inner straw which transports tea. That's why I always carry around my saturated water tables in case I need to rig up a heat exchanger
419Add an ice cube?
420How big is the bong just off camera?
421Over complicated solution? Yep, an engineer. 
422See honey, it works?
423
424No it didn't, the tea just cooled down on it's own while you spent 15 minutes making that thing.
425a funnel, a small table fan or computer fan, and a tube just slightly bigger than the straw can make for a crude heat exchanger. just rig it so the fan blows into the funnel, attaching the tube to the small end of the funnel, and point the tube to any of the bends in the straw.
426Earn those tongue calluses like and man and drink that tea.
427Much easier method is to stick the handle of a table knife in the tea that is used as a heat sink.
428Just put the spoon in the cup. Old waitress trick that cools the beverage. 
429Won't that straw just act as a siphon?
430I'm fairly sure the velocity you'd have to suck at for this to be effective is so slow it might not be worth it... But I guess you're supposed to sip tea.
431Or a moonshiner
432I cant wait to see this shit on /r/lifehacks 
433Genius...... 
434You could just submerge the mug in ice water to cool it off without watering down the tea. 
435Looks like a great way to get your daily intake of soluble petroleum products.
436Fun I guess, but an engineer of all people should have some familiarity with the second law of thermodynamics, which in this case means waiting a moment for the tea to cool will also solve the problem. 
437A scientist: “...just add water?” 
438Wrong, they are better than an engineer, they are a plumber.
439It was proven several years ago that the most efficient way to cool a liquid is to stir it.  $5 says this "engineer" is some undergrad or a programmer.
440Stirring it is almost useless in terms of cooling beverage.
441
442Even repetitively placing the spoon and then lifting has over twice of an effect.
443Engineer = 8 year old kid?
444Or you're just a pussy. Should've went to welding school 
445You spelled adderall wrong 
446I'm a simple college redditor. I see adderall, I upvote
447I am an academic, but I guess I am too old. I see adderall, I have to google it to see what it is.
448It's like coffee with redbull in it
449It’s what you want when you need something stronger than caffeine but not quite as far as strong as cocaine. 
450And what it is, is fantastic
451Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.
452Adderall weirdly helps with my depression way more than anti depressants, lack of activity is the cause my of my depression and Adderall makes me active and engaged 
453I feel the same way. I just feel more comfortable with everyone and myself when I’m on it. I find it easier to talk to people even if I’m not close with them. I try to be mindful though, because there are  some people that take adderall and don’t shut up about anything and it becomes very obvious. I never wanna be that person lol 
454I know exactly what you’re talking about man haha knew a guy who wasn’t prescribed it but would buy it from people (not saying that’s inherently bad) but he’d probably take a lot and would always be twitchy fidgety and talking a lot when on it, so you’re definitely aware that you want to avoid that being super obvious about it lol 
455The lack of punctuation in this post makes it read like you are the guy in your story.
456I feel the same way. I just feel like I’m way more happy and confident on adderall.
457
458Wait nvm it’s just cause I can drink twice the amount of alcohol 
459That's me... On coffee, or if I'm hungry. I'm usually a 3 words a day person, but if I'm hungry or on coffee... I make up for lost time.
460I have ADHD and Adderall has made a huge difference in my life. That and an increase in excercise and a better diet as well as more sleep 
461Being real, adderall is an amphetamine and it gave me maddddd twitches, helpful as it was. To the point I picked pimples into skin infections. Adderall ain't a miracle, biphentin (a form of methylphenidate), really helped be a less addictive form, that had way fewer side effects. You know, cuz it ain't an amphetamine. Study hard just know you got options. FYI. I got mad shit done on adderall, I just one time organized my sock drawer by color gradient and almost missed a final. 
462Lol, woot!
463Adderal makes me want to masturbate 10 times a day instead of cramming 
464Pidgey used fly.
465It's not very effective...
466Red Bull gives you tooth decay and diabetes. Yay!
467
468Drink coffee. 
469But it makes you defecate. 
470just a bonus really 
471Coffee every morning, I'm not even a fan of coffee, but the feeling of emptying out feels good.
472Username checks out. Now who's a good boy?
473I spent the morning before my orgo final shitting my brains out on the toilet and trying to sip the rest of my latte FOR AN HOUR.
474Sugar free Red Bull duh.
475Screw all that mess.  A tiny 5-Hour Energy gives you 2.5X the caffeine of a strong 16 oz. coffee and tons of vitamin B to replenish it after you need to get piss drunk to fall asleep after work at 7am.
476And costs a donkey's mother's worth
477I get them free from work
478Meh, less than a Starbuck's coffee.  ~$3.29 for an extra strength one if you are careful about where you buy them.
479
480Source: Have worked graveyard shift from 9:30 pm to 6 am for a couple years with lots of overtime and I don't like coffee.
481Starbucks is overpriced as well.
482Falling asleep at a card table with $10,000 of your employer's money at stake and losing your job because of it is a lot more expensive than either...
483And cancer.
484College coffee drinkers unite! 
485But I don’t want to be covfefe..
486Coffee stains your teeth, gives you shit breath, and has the same amount of caffeine...
487Is that a African swallow?
488Even if it were we still wouldn’t know it’s flight speed,
489Unladen or Laden? We need all the facts before we jump to conclusions regarding its airspeed velocity.
490WHAT is your name?
491WHAT is your quest?
492WHAT is your favorite colour?
493What! Is the capital of Assyria?
494it's not a question of where he grips it.
495I think it's an African spit, but I'm not sure. Can anyone verify whether it's an African spit or swallow?
496Agreed. 
497
498I hope she doesn't have kids and fuck up her body. She had a great body, and it would fuck up her tits.
499You just gonna spam that one message or what?
500I wonder where this statue is, and what it represents. 
501it represents OP during finals, dummy!
502But seriously, somebody tell us where the statue is. We need birds two!
503It's at the top of the comment thread
504Looks like they came only 4 hours after my comment. Thanks for the alert my friend. 
505I appears to be Trans Ä« re, by Fredrik Raddum, and I love it.
506I wonder what a joke is, and how to laugh at it.
507
508Beep boop.
509Mine are freakin' over! Managed to write a 10 point question on nucleic acids instead of amino acids, had to scrub it out and do a different question as I know fuck all about them amino acids. 
510I know lots about them amino acids and not shit about them nucleic acids let’s study together 
511And they lived happily ever after. 
512
513<3 Reddit.
514Am I the only one who sort of took an apathetic approach to finals and it all kinda still worked out? I didn't stay up all night studying. I didn't freak out. I had very little anxiety going into it. I didn't get a 4.0 or anything, but I made it out alright. 
515Were you happy with your results, that's all that matters. 
516I could have done better, but I'm doing well enough now that going back to get a masters would no longer offer any meaningful pay increases. So yeah! 
517I had law school aspirations and spent way too many long nights studying at that library so I could get the 3.8 GPA.  I got it.
518
519Then I decided that I didn't want to go to law school.
520
521Instead of locking myself in a study room on so many late nights, I should have just settled for "B" letter grades and met as many people to expand my professional and personal network.
522
523No employers gave a flying shit about my 3.8 GPA after I graduated.  They don't even verify my fucking degree.
524The problem is a lot of people procrastinate studying very aggressively, so they have no choice, but to cram the night before.
525imo, cramming doesn't work. 
526What major were you? There’s a big difference in work load and difficulty between Gender Studies and Chemical Engineering.
527I don't think Ive ever stayed up past 10 studying. I just study a little bit at a time daily after I get off work. I do homework the same. So by the time finals come around I'm pretty chill and typically do pretty good. 
528FYI the creator/CEO of red bull is a libertarian that doesn't believe in paying taxes like us plebs so he basically doesn't pay taxes as often as possible.
529Who the fuck tries to pay more taxes?
530I'm not trying to send my entire paycheck to the government every month or anything, but neither do I see it as my chief financial goal to pay as few taxes as possible.  I enjoy roads, fire departments, our military, etc.  I'm OK with paying for those things.  I also like paying for social services for poor people.  Even people who vote for politicians I dislike.
531
532A country is just a gigantic group of people who have decided to pool their funds for the common good.  People who try to pay as few taxes as possible are selfish to the extreme.
533Over 400 millionaires and several billionaires who were against the Republican tax plan. People who actually want to pay their fair share. http://www.newsweek.com/tax-cuts-billionaires-republicans-congress-709339
534Ask for their last 3 tax returns. You won’t get a single one and you know why.
535So, you just mean like every large company. If you told your investors you were paying more taxes than you had to, you think they'd be happy? What makes them happy is when you tell them you escaped taxes... I wouldn't try to turn this into a smear against the CEO or Libertarians. Every company is paying as little taxes as often as possible.
536Saying "We cheated on our taxes" is just as bad as saying "We overpaid on our taxes". If you cheat you will get caught, fined, and be worse off because of it. If you overpay you failed to invest in goods or services that could make the company grow. The key is finding the way to pay the smallest amount possible without breaking the law. That tax-avoidence policy is only made possible because we refuse to do-away with deductions and write offs.
537Hey tell that to the companies that are breaking the law every day. I agree with you, the way they avoid taxes is saddening. It's hurting the world.
538There's an opportunity here for a pretty awesome meme.
539
540What's the original statue's name, for the sake of finding it on google?
541*Me everyday of my life
542I only drink Monster Energyâ„¢. Very refreshing. 
543I don't ever say this, really, but this is a shill account, right? Just look at the dudes profile. Figure the upvotes were bot manipulated, considering the number of comments here.
544Proceeds to sue red bull for not actually growing wings
545I want this statue
546I thought Red Bull gives just energy. 
547Redbull gives you energy from you in the future.
548I'll sue you!
549Whos got this picture without the words?
550Powerful picture isn’t it.
551*Sponsored content
552I miss having finals stress. Now, thinking back it feels like I was worried about a tough Jenga move.
553You know what gives me wings? Running up the stairs after turning the light off.
554You spelled “starbucks brand coffee” wrong
555That was me for the first month as a new parent. Soooo tired all the time...
556Definitely an African swallow. 
557Red Bull pr team?
558is this guy for real? they need to ban more people more often
559Do you suppose it could carry a coconut? 
560The problem is redbull only supports the right wing.
561Just drink coffee, Red Bull just makes me shake
562Red Bull should be much less stimulating than coffee, but coffee is way better for you, and most likely has net health benefits.
563But the sugar and cream you put in it definitely doesn't.
564True, I try to keep my coffee very light though. Black coffee is pretty tasty once you get used to it.
565Get quality whole beans and grind them before putting them in a French press. 
566All this time I was grinding them afterwards! 
567
568(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
569It's interesting how many roles he has lost for being too scary.  They replaced him as The Joker after four episodes from an animated Batman series, substituting Mark Hamill in his place.  He also lost the role of Judge Doom in Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Jafar in Aladdin, and Scar in The Lion King.
570
571You play Pennywise once, and you are typecast.  He really rocked playing Darkness in Legend.
572He was pretty scary in fern gully, and excellent at it.
573Holy shit. I loved that movie. I never realized he was the villain. He's amazing
574Then you're gunna love this...
575
576https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cSOVd8QMr8
577Interesting. I actually have Fern Gully on loop in my store and never put the two together.
578Fun fact: The runtime of Avatar is exactly the same.
579I looooved him in fern gully. One of my first experiences with Tim C and I loved how creepy he is. 
580I can't imagine anyone else being the voice of Batman like Kevin Conroy as well. One of the most magnificent voices for a superhero, ever.
581Michael Rosenbloom as The Flash, or Clancy Brown as Lex Luthor either. 
582Nah. Mark hamill is the animated joker and heath ledger is the live action joker. Full stop
583nah, Cesar Romero is the live action Joker
584Jack.... JACK
585Thank you
586Holy shit this. 1966 batman nailed all of the main villans casting. 
587The Batman comics of the time period were heavily influenced by the style of the show as well, so the similarity is stronger than a sheer adaptation might present. 
588Even his painted over moustache?
589Yes. 
590Mark Hamill is the joker of the comic universe, whereas Heath Ledger is more of a realistic interpretation of what the joker would be were he a real person (aka the "insane clown" persona is toned down a bit)
591He is the voice of joker. Hell, I think Mark can be a really good joker in a movie. The joker doesn't have to look a certain way.
592What is light with out daaarkness? My favorite line, especially how he acted the throat and facial features while delivering it.
593Is your heart black and full of hate?
594Black as night, black as pitch, blacker than the heart of the most evil witch
595Black as midnight, black as pitch, blacker than the foulest witch
596"What do have here? A little..boy?"
597Boooyeee
598Wait really? Damn lol.
599
600Dont forget he was The Prince of Darkness (I think was the serial killer name) in Criminal Minds.
601Actually, according to a recent podcast interview, Curry said he was fired from TAS because of his smoker's cough.
602What podcast?
603I found a clip of what I'm assuming is the same interview.
604Horny4Horror, I think.
605More likely, but not as cool.  Remember that he single-handedly caused an epidemic of Coulrophobia, and a lot of those kids then are adults now, and still shake in their boots when they see a clown.
606He got to be in McHale's Navy!
607He was pretty good as Dr. Pool in Oscar.
608Everything about Legend rocked!
609I'd ride that. The ride I mean. At Disney World. Oh goodness this is embarrassing.
610I'd ride that too. But only if he looked like that now. Old Tim Curry is not my thing.
611He's in a wheel chair now.  You could totally ride that. 
612Great Scott!
613Janet!
614Brad!
615Rocky!
616Janet!
617Doctor Scott!
618Brad!
619Sieg Heil... cough... Seen Kyle? Has anyone seen Kyle? he's about this tall 
620Bullwinkle!
621Bullwinkle!
622Damn it Janet!
623I love you!
624::throws toilet paper::
625Awww. Really? Now I'm sad. Really like the guy and his work, yknow?
626Not only is he in a wheelchair, but he's in it because he had a stroke. I think he is unable to even talk or was unable to talk at one point. 
627He can talk. There's a couple of interviews with him online. There's an hour long comic convention panel with him too. 
628Fan Expo Canada 2017, for those who might want to watch it. He got knocked for a loop, but he's still going - would that we all show such mettle under such adversity. :)
629Same with  Timothy Omundson- Lassie From Psych, King Richard in Gallivant, and Cain in Supernatural. Had a stroke about 6 months ago, and is still in therapy/recovery.
630It's sad, because he was always so vibrant.  Even when he was getting chased by giant gorillas.
631Dimmed, some might say - but I say undiminished; bloodied but unbowed. Knocked to the canvas by life in the later rounds, but still struggling to avoid that 10-count... more power to him, I say! :)
632Sweet, that's great to hear! I'm glad he's doing better then. 
633If only he'd given up smoking a long long time ago
634Yea... I need to give it up too. I've quit for several moths 3 times so far. 
635You haven't failed until you've stopped trying. It may be trite, but it helped me. 
636I thought he was dead
637Why not both?
638Think about the fact that if Freddie Mercury were alive today, he'd look about the same as Old Tim Curry. They were both born in the same year.
639I await its building with antici-.................
640...
641...
642...
643...
644...
645...
646...
647...
648...
649...
650-pation!
651I’d ride that.  Not the ride. 
652You can be embarrassed.  I feel no shame about wanting to ride that.
653I'd rather ride Victoria Justice.
654Looks more like a Queen to me...
655Wrong Queen, right vein.
656I'm so glad you picked up on that. :)
657Perfect... A poor transvestite from Transsexual Transylvania becomes a real princess... It's the classic "Drags to Bitches" story.
658So it's a live action Lady and the Tramp?
659Yeah except she's both
660You made me laugh out loud
661If you're wondering why
662That's a lot of money to then focus on building Fox News.
663I understand Fox got acquired but what is this?
664You're one of today's lucky 10,000! It's from cult classic Rocky Horror Picture Show
665XKCD reference for this unaware (https://xkcd.com/1053/)
666Image
667
668Mobile
669
670Title: Ten Thousand
671
672Title-text: Saying 'what kind of an idiot doesn't know about the Yellowstone supervolcano' is so much more boring than telling someone about the Yellowstone supervolcano for the first time.
673
674Explaination
675
676Stats: This comic has previously been referenced 21 times, 2.5939 standard deviations different from the mean
677
678
679
680xkcd.com | xkcd sub | Problems/Suggestions | The stats!
681Totally should do it... I mean, for the company... it's just a jump to the left. 
682Then a jump to the ri-i-i-i-i-ight
683Put your hands on your hips... 
684You bring your knees in tight
685But it's the pelvic thrust
686That really drives you insaaa-aaa-aaaane!
687Lets do the Time Warp agaaiiiinnn
688It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me
689Magenta:  So you can't see me.
690
691Audience:  Magenta, do you douche?
692
693Magenta:  No, not at all.
694In another dimension...
695Agian?
696corrected, thank you
697That really drive me insaiaiaiaiane. 
698*step to the right
699You must have come from an alternate time line through some kind of time warp (again).
700That's the Disney Queen, Bitch.
701You better believe it, baby 
702Been my Queen for 30 years
703Indeed.  
704I'm pretty sure that's a Disney Queen, not just a princess
705Imagine Space Mountain or something similar redone as Rocky Horror and Time Warp playing throughout it.
706I'd be excited to go to Disneyland again.
707My my my
708m-muh my my my
709My my my Ma my my
710He's too much of a hot dog. 
711Don’t get hot and flustered, now
712use a bit of mustard!
713I think you meant a meat loaf 
714Whats his name? 
715Tim Curry, playing Dr. Frankenfurter.
716I would buy that doll. 
717ROCKY!
718BRAD! 
719JANET!
720DAMNIT 
721MEAT LOAF!
722NOT AGAIN!
723I read that with a perfectly timed pause ala 'Sweet Transvestite'.    
724It helps with the antici...
725...
726..pation!
727That's one sweet transvestite
728froooooom transexxxual transylvaniaaaaa
729"In the city of San Francisco..."
730Queen, not princess 😉
731Don't you mean disney queen?
732Nope, a Disney queen maybe. 
733Don't let your dreams be dreams!
734I believe you meant to say, "Don't dream it, be it."
735It was a one off show where shia labeouf played frank, completely reworked the ending /s
736I don't think he meets the criteria due to rule 2: The character must have a primary role in an animated Disney/Pixar film.
737And now they can make an animated version, still voiced by Tim Curry.
738Transexual Transylvania: Disneyland's new, 21 and over, kingdom.
739Disney After Hours 
740Imagine that themed room at the Disney hotel.
741sassy finger wag
742
743Giiiiiirl, I think you mean a Disney Queen!
744Queen. Disney Queen.
745What most people don't know is that most of the disney princesses have large vascular cocks.  
746It's an effeminate penis. 
747Technically he wears a crown during Floorshow. 
748Don't dream it, meme it!
749
750FTFY
751Ivankov.
752DONT DRINK IT, FRANK PEED IN IT
753"How do you do? I....
754
755see you met my
756
757faithful handyman.
758
759He's just a little brought down because
760
761when you knocked,
762
763he thought you were the candy man"
764Now THAT would be a fun cartoon. I see him looking like a Cruella Deville though
765Aslong as they get Tim Curry to voice it.
766Definitely! We need some artists to mock up a movie poster! 
767Aslong as Tim Curry voices it, I dont care lol.
768Most twisted and funny thing I have seen today. BRAVO!
769Grandma, it's me. Ansatasia
770Finally, a Disney princess I can relate to!
771I don't know what this meme thinks it's saying, but I would absolutely go see a Disney movie with Frank-N-Furter-era Tim Curry as the princess. Like, I'd buy two tickets just because.
772Jesus I thought this was r/comedycemetery at first
773They already made a watered down remake just recently. Was not a big fan.
774I don't really like this whole Disney Austin business. Can we make this a thing? Anytime anyone does art of the Disney princesses, this gorgeous man(?) is always included?
775There’s a light🎵over at the Frankenstein place 🎵there’s a light🎵comin from the fireplace 🎵 there’s a light in the darkness of everybody’s life !🎵
776YES YES YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS
777I think you mean, "don't drink it, I just pee'd in it."
778Would he?  I mean, he identified as a transvestite, not a transsexual, though he was from Transsexual, Transylvania.
779It's Christmas Eve and because of him, Kevin is lost in one of the biggest cities in the world. 
780Sexy MF 
781Queen*
782Loves me some Tim Curry. Talented man. Fabulous man.
783A Disney Fox
784YAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS
785He was so damn fierce. #sorrynotsorry
786hahahah
787
788this made me laugh
789Dude was good actor for his genres,
790no. he's the queen. Rocky is the princess
791More of an evil queen ;) 
792Don't let your dreams be memes.
793*Queen
794Esma
795I actually think this would be an awesome Disney Princess. HA!
796I have a confession, Ive never seen this sober nor without a large crowd heckling the screen.  I'm not even quite sure what it's about.
797I'm glad everybody sees these and laughs.  I see them and go "Oh yeah, another great character Disney would NEVER have green lit if they owned the property when this was made."
798Hey, Frankie! What's your favorite high-protein drink?
799Benalish Hero?
800OMG, haven't played M:tG in years, can't unsee now....
801Just a just a jump to the left and the second star to right.
802Disney Queen* ?
803Truly horrifying.
804Canon. Shut up. 
805So, there's going to be an animated version?  That's gonna go in the library!
806This makes me so mad. People do the same thing with Elsa. They’re not princesses! They’re queens!
807Good luck selling the tickets to that shitshow
808More like a Disney Queen
809It's just a hummingbird on a stick, what's the big de- Oh.
810Yo dawg I heard you liked pictures so I took a picture of a picture.
811someone take a screenshot please 
812Here you go
813we can go further.
814If these old devices would have a posibility to copy files to your computer or phone to upload the pictures by themself..
815Then someone would call it a Photoshop job... The camera adds authenticity to the image. 
816
817Either that, or it is a Photoshop job. 
818What's to stop someone from photoshopping the photo of the photo?
819Damn bots figured it out. 
820Im starting to figure out that they have had it figured out for a while now what with writing Harry Potter stories and all. 
821Kudos, that was brilliant. My new password for everything is going to be beef women.
822Thank you so much. I haven't laughed that hard in ages!
823It's hilarious isn't it?
824Waaaay too much effort
825I can place edited photos back on my SD card and view them on my Nikon D7100. Other cameras probably can too. Not that in saying that's what happened. This is a terrific shot.
826I can do the same with my Cannon too...
827Canon*
828they meant what they said. 
829The inception is real !
830She’s in Costa Rica for holiday. I assume she wanted to share it but didn’t have her cord at the moment to plug into her computer. I assure you it’s her actual picture. 
831I got so many amazing photos while I was in Costa Rica... It is the most beautiful place I've ever been.
832Can probably get a print done at a place like Walmart. Then it's simply a matter of taking a pic of the print with your phone and voila, pic is on the internets.
833You can still print photoshopped photos tho...
834You can also look at photoshopped photos on your DSLR.
835after you scan the prints of course https://i.imgur.com/ey0tt1u.jpg
836TIL there are Walmarts in Costa Rica
837its probably because most high end cameras even with a display do not have internet access capabilities. Id imagine the files being stored onto SD memory but still its a case of
838
839take pic, tab out to reddit, post pic
840
841vs
842
843take camera to a nearby computer, 
844
845upload files via physical connection or SD memory,
846
847then have to filter out that one photo and id imagine even on high end cameras the 1080,2k,4k photo will atleast take a second or two to r/w onto the computer, hopefully u dont have to install drivers or nothing for the camera. Im sure all of u will double click on this sluggish 4k photo or be trying to find it with its random name. and then upload to reddit violia ez pz lemon squeezeyfuck no id rather go option 1.
848Most high end cameras have Bluetooth and wifi capabilities. 
849oh yea id imagine but not surfing the web. I think i have misused or didnt really specify the term 'internet access' 
850but you can send it directly to your phone, upload from there. barely any difference in amount of effort.
851is this one of those cameras that use a 3.5inch floppy? 
852Sony Mavica! 
853Lol so sorry OP didn't live up to the high standards of 'ChrizZly1'
854Unfortunately this is literally the reason I don’t use my Canon T2i and multiple lenses... and use my iPhone instead... it’s such a pain in the ass to get them off the camera. Eventually I’m just going to get a new camera that can connect to WiFi and not have to deal with it. 
855Cool pic. But why not upload the pic itself and not a picture of the display.
856Who has time for that shit?  
857Fair point. 
858Maybe he's an actual working photographer who thinks this shot could be sold and doesn't want to post the original?  
859
860Maybe he's out-and-about and this was the easiest way to make a quick post of it, instead of screwing around with the cables and a laptop or whatever?
861
862Maybe it's a social-media advertisement showing off how awesome this camera is?  This seems less likely... we can't see the camera brand or model.
863
864Maybe this was already posted as a standalone image, and this was photoshopped (or manually put on the camera) to evade repost detection?
865
866Maybe I shouldn't have had all that coffee?
867Maybe, but all valid points, I'm thinking more on to the first point you had, less quality of a photo - less likely to be stolen for memes/etc.
868She’s on holiday in Costa Rica. I’m guessing she didn’t want to wait to get back to the room, she shared it with friends on Facebook. 
869Jesus, didn't you read the title? The friend has piss poor timing, this snapshot of a snapshot is the best they could get...
870
871/s
872Send us your address, we’ll send you a framed printout of the original.
873So no one can go PHOTO SHOP BRO
874It looks so stoic 
875Yes, I'm jettisoning urine and feces simultaneously, what of it?
876A craptastic event.
877When I was fifteen I was visiting a friend. Her mom made us grilled cheese sandwiches, and we were eating them out in the back yard. All of a sudden, an hummingbird zipped over and hovered right in front of my face. It was amazing - inches from my eyes, I could see every detail, except of course the blur of the wings. 
878
879And then it pooped on my grilled cheese and left. 
880Hey, they don't have middle fingers, man. It's really the only way they have to flip you the bird. :)
881She photographed a camera?
882piss pour
883He did really well to time the camera being still enough to take a picture of it.
884P900?
885/r/perfecttiming ...?
886I desperately want someone to photoshop the spiderman outfit onto this hummingbird.
887There's a picture in that picture!
888More like ‘shit poor’, amiright?
889R Kelly be like - woo woo woo I’m gonna pee on you...
890I’m waiting for an r Kelly photo shop of this. Sooooo waiting. 
891I was amused when I was taking photos of hummingbirds this summer and out of about 100 I got one pic with his tongue out, which happens so fast you can’t usually see it.
892But this is funny!
893Majestic
894Wow in focus too!
895At least set it to NSFW you fucking cunt
896This comment legitimately made me bust out laughing. 
897So are we allowing "gem" again?
898Sorry. But it’s pretty fetch right? Right?
899kys
900legit thought birds didn't pee
901I could be wrong but I think they just blast out a mix of shit and piss so the bird in the pic is pooping too
902they offload an all in one. You'd call it shit though
903It’s not think I didn’t know birds peed.
904I’ve just never thought about this happening and it’s weird to see.
905They don't pee, they only shit which is why it's always runny
906They only have one outgoing hole so it is all mixed. Clean your eggs after they have been laid
907And take the shells before eating also. It always sucks picking shell bits out of your teeth after the morning omellet.
908Wow so funny, i laughed my ass off. This definitely belongs on r/funny
909If you don't like the post, why not downvote and be on your way? Theres at least 8000 people out there who do think it belongs here. 
910She’s on holiday but promised the actual picture when it’s loaded! 
911This is going to leave some blueness in my balls even if you deliver
912
913rests pitchfork to the side
914This would have been a perfect set up for live streaming 
915As an expert on bird law I can assure you with 100% certainty that is a species of bird of the blue variety
916And yet it's not a bluebird...
917It's a photoshop job - There is no penis! 
918Amazing... how did he get the camera to sit still? 
919piss pour
920Okay cool but why is it funny?
921She was attempting a nice nature shot of said hummingbird. When she looked at it on her camera this is what she got. 
922Apparently I'm really unobservant! I looked at it so much and didn't notice until now. My bad.
923No worries! It’s because I knew she intended a nice photo that I died laughing at it. She really does have terrible timing. 😂
924The timing is actually somewhat impressive if you think about it. . .
925She’s one of the sweetest, naturally funny girls I know, it really couldn’t have been more appropriate. 
926That's lovely 😊
927She should donate the picture to open domain, so it can be used in the Wikipedia article on bird urination force.
928I have never seen that before. I thought birds didn’t per, but excreted urine in their shit?
929Piss poor. I see what you did there.
930I’m usually not that witty. But alas, from this post I have learned birds don’t piss. It’s shitty I know. 
931Exactly.
932This marks the first time ever that I've seen a bird in mid-pee.
933Congrats on the bad timing award 
934Piss-ception
935!dreambot
936Monteverde in Costa Rica? 
937Need the raw file.  My wife doesn’t believe this is real.
938Need to prove her wrong, I get something good when I do. 
939I will ask the file owner. I do not see this working out well for you. 
940
941I’m a bad 8 ball. 
942I had no idea they ejected their waste so forcefully.
943Neither did she. 
944Throw enough shit at a wall and some is bound to stick
945Is it a boy or a girl bird, Or do they pee the same way?
946They have no control over their bowel movement and  it all comes out one hole called the cloaca. 
947Well. Next time then I won't be so mad about the bird dropping on my car. Thanks
948FTFY 
949i thought birds had a cloaca, or a vaganus. like shouldn't the arc be headed towards the back? 
950Solar Beam
951Perfect timing of the bird pissing but its illegal, taking snaps of someone going piss..
952What are you talking about? This is an impeckable image 
953I found the birb image on google a couple minutes ago looking for wallpapers. This is fucking photoshop. You can also tell because op wont respond.
954That’s a strong pew stream ya got there bird 
955No wonder he’s so pissy about photographing piss-poor pictures.
956piss pour*
957Almost.
958More like piss perfect
959Tell them to put it in the "Crap Bird Photography" group on Facebook. They'll love it.
960That's not piss.
961I've been lied to. I thought they only peed while eating
962Birds piss?! I had a budgerigar as a child, it just made some soggy round stool. Not once did i see it piss or found any wet patches, and it was free to fly around the house and very tame, so often played on my head and shoulders, i would have noticed i would think.
963looks like she took the picture with a Nikon P900 which means she was down the block and zoomed in on this bird having a piss 
964Post this in /r/watersports as they love to watch birds pissing. 
965Why are you uploading a picture of a picture on a camera instead of just the picture?
966It’s my friends picture from vacation. 
967That doesn't answer the question. 
968r/oldpeoplefacebook 
969so I found it and I just want to tell them that 1. I have no clue how to photoshop, because if I did, I would look fabulous in all my photos; 2. I have no time to photoshop and 3. I have a pretty cool camera that does bursts of photos and this was second or third in the series. And I tried to sign up for Reddit but apparently it doesn't approve my captcha while in CR, so those who doubt me can suck it!
970
971From my friend who took the picture. She’s awesome. ❤️
972Your friend sounds like a douche and an idiot. 
973[deleted]
974What? Do you not know what "Jokes on you" means? That doesn't make any sense in this context...
975in English:Anderson lines up and takes the shot!  Johnson catches the ball but wait... OH NO.. he's falling into his own net....
976
977Broadcast Anderson se alinea y toma la foto! Johnson atrapa el balón pero espera ... OH NO ... él está cayendo en su propia red ...
978
979GGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
980
981EDIT:  Added spanish as requested.
982Funny translation, but it's using "foto" for "shot"; in sports, "shot" would be "disparo"
983I was using Google translate and hoping for the best.
984Spanish "goal" is "gol."
985Where the fuck did you learn that the Spanish word for "goal" was "gol"?
986It's obviously "goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool".
987And "red" means "internet" not "soccer net"
988Red is also soccer net. (Spanish here)
989Red is also a color /s
990Kill me truck.
991I heard that in my head in a Spanish speaking voice, which didn't make much sense because it was English, but w/e.
992I fixed it for you.
993You're a good person.
994You forgot the stupid horns.
995MRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
996In the spanish translation:
997
998Why "Él está cayendo" if "Está cayendo" implies "Él"?
999 Personally, I'd rather "Está que cae en/a su propia net!"
1000/r/spaceengineers
1001That's a "not this shit again" head shake.
1002Here comes another Chinese earthquake!
1003BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR
1004John Madden!
1005What do you mean by that?
1006There is earthquake happening when he comment
1007Anyone know where this is from?
1008Looks like the moon to me? Definitely space somewhere.
1009To be fair, everything is in space somewhere. 
1010Maybe, maybe not, maybe space's a lie and there's just pudding, choco pudding.
1011https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoO5wG_M2pc
1012Ahh, the ratcheting open ended wrench... that audibly ratchets in a vacuum xD
1013It's a ratcheting bolt, duh
1014
1015Also you can hear it because the microphone is mounted on the satellite or astronaut, and therefore the soundwaves can get to it traveling through the shell/suit.
1016Ok /r/iamverysmart guy. What if people knew that there's no sound in space, but put it there anyways because nobody wants to watch a soundless scene in space.
1017Fair enough, the fact that the wrench wouldn't even ratchet on earth is what got me haha
1018What Apollo mission was this?
1019Apollo mission 2 2/3
1020It couldn't possibly be an Apollo mission. No red-blooded American would ever play soccer.
1021You implying that if i bleed a red substance I belong to right partisanship?
1022Here is the much higher quality source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoO5wG_M2pc
1023The lack of gravity and atmosphere isn't going to make the soccer ball push you into the goal any more than it does on earth.
1024Somewhat relevant:  https://what-if.xkcd.com/39/
1025You're not invited to my parties. 
1026If ignorance of simple physics is required, I wouldn't want to attend.
1027Get out!... oh and one more thing... GET OUT!!
1028check his username.
1029r/iamverysmart
1030check his username.
1031r/iamverydumb
1032LMAO
1033Not entirely true,  While the momentum imparted on the goalie from the ball wouldn't change, the lack of friction on the goalie from both the ground (due to gravity) and air resistance (vacuum) would cause it to appear as if the  goalie was being pushed into the goal a lot more
1034So entirely true in that in this case the soccer ball's momentum obviously wouldn't somehow cancel out his vertical momentum or even come close to canceling much less pushing back his forward momentum.
1035You've moved on to state something different than the previous comparison to what one would expect on Earth.  Also it all depends on both the mass and velocity of the ball.  A very low mass item moving at a high velocity could cause a higher mass object moving at a low velocity to change direction.
1036It’s not a matter of where he grips it, it’s a simple matter of weight ratios!
1037Momentum is vector based. Vertical would never be affected by horizontal. 
1038If you mean it's force vector is the same you are correct, but the extremely reduced vertical vector (gravity) means that you are suspended longer allowing the applied horizontal force vector from the soccer ball to have more time applied. So, when time is accounted for, a soccer ball will push you farther in space than on Earth.
1039It's about conservation of momentum. That ball's mass <<< mass of astronaut and suit, the amount the astronaut is pushed back is so insignificant, it's essentially zero. 
1040The amount of time that the force of impact would be applied is no different in space or on earth. In both cases, the entire force would be applied almost instantaneously. 
1041Yes, but you're airborne for longer, so you'll continue moving towards the goal for longer than on earth.
1042That goalie had forward momentum. His mass x forward velocity >>> mass of ball  x velocity of ball in opposite direction. He wouldn't move towards the goal at all. 
1043The moon has both gravity and a slight wispy atmosphere.
1044Also it is almost impossible to randomly meet asteroid with relative speed close to zero as it is in scene with space shuttle. 
1045Nor is a spacecraft hit by a giant asteroid going to just rotate 45 degrees and shove out of the way, undamaged.
1046Should have thrown the ball away instead of carrying it into the goal.
1047For a moment I though I was in /r/educationalgifs 
1048I didn't know that was a thing LoL
1049Nor did I, but now I am subscribed
1050But physics teachers love frictionless vacuum
1051Nah, that's just how they refer to your mom's vagina. 
1052Is that possible for people having sex in outerspace?
1053Maybe next NASA mission would be Pioneer Adam and Eve.
1054It's illegal but if it wasn't, given enough time, a way will be found
1055How is it illegal? Russians already had some experiments in that regard but it never worked out, she had a head ache
1056I think this made me laugh more than it should have 
1057One thing bothers me.
1058
1059How did he hear the shuttle being hit?
1060Thought this was real and shit my pants when he fell backwards. That shit can really mess up the astronauts suit. 
1061Deleted scenes from Stanley Kubrick's Moon landing
1062That's not space, that's soundstage 14 universal lot!
1063Reminds me of this cartoon.
1064Unless tha football was made out of a meducine ball, the mass inertia effect doesnt carry enough power to change the inertia of the human. Aka, the ball wouldnr ha e enough mass to effectively overcome the mass and direction of the human Body.
1065Needs to be a game 
1066Feels like the same people as this. Beans!
1067Ive always wondered. If you jumped too hard on the moon, could you end up accidentally hitting 0 gravity and float away?
1068Even life in earth is more difficult than space bcoz we are living in earth. 
1069Damn... Tim Howard still can’t save a shot.
1070Scott STERLING!!!!!
1071The FX of 2017 (or whenever this was made), and it's clearly a fake.
1072But we faked the moon landing 48 years ago and it looked "real"?  
1073
1074EDIT
1075Did I fuck this up?
1076I meant that in 2017 this looks fake, but there are people who still insist that we could have faked the moon landing in 1969 with the FX then.  Clearly not.
1077Got that reptile government money fam.
1078Practical effects man. They hold up.
1079Something something practical effects > CGI
1080'Cept that it's clearly guys on wires, not CGI in this video.
1081If you're not kidding then you're literally retarded.  Feel your head.  Is there a helmet up there?
1082Fake
1083Oh great, another moon soccer denier.
1084Hey we all know the ball was flat!
1085I was ironic.
1086haha thats funny 
1087Haha
1088What makes Miller Lite a $5 beer?
1089Hipsters
1090they are like the Higs Boson to things. If PBR passes through it a can goes from 1$ to 8$. 
1091I miss the days when PBR was cheap shitty beer.
1092
1093Damn hipsters turned it into expensive shitty beer.
1094Natty has the same cigarette after taste and is $20 for a 30 pack
1095Keystone was about the same when I was in college. It was the drinking game beer of choice due to sheer volume.
1096I mean, if you're not drinking to get drunk, then whats the point?
1097You drink to ease the pain, not to cause more.
1098Some drink to remember.  Some drink to forget.
1099so i called up the captain, please bring me my wine
1100Yeah but when I was 17-24 I drank to drink.
1101Amen
1102Shiiiit. The bar I used to work at sold the 24oz pbr for $3, and we had a pbr/shot button for $5 (I drank alot of jaeger peebers back then). Another local place sells it with a shot of jameson, if im not mistaken, for like $6
1103Pbr is $1 at the bar in my town and thTs not even the special. It's everyday. My buddy and I laugh when a bar less than 100feet away has pbr on special for $2 😂
1104I dunno, most bars I go to PBR tall cans are like 2 bucks.
1105I'm talking about the days when PBR wasn't in bars, except maybe in the hole in the wall only locals went to, and then only because it was so damn cheap. 
1106PBR doesn't miss those days
1107Man PBR we used to get $0.50 pitchers of those at local bar back when I was in college.
1108we had quarter draft night in college. I went up to the bar with my buddy and laid down a 5$ bill and his eyes popped out of his sockets.
1109
1110"How are we going to carry 20 beers?!!"
1111
1112"Start Drinking"
1113
1114"oh shit!"
1115
1116we were drinking them so fast that the poor girl pouring them lost count. I'm pretty sure we got $6.75 worth of beer in 7 minutes
1117-pour girl
1118Dude they would give that shit away for free until 11
1119In my hometown pbr is $7 for a tallboy. Went on vacation and they were $3 for the same exact can
1120Jesus. used to be able to get a 6pack for like 3.50
1121$8 for a 12 pack here in Maine
1122I worked at a market where tall PBRs were $1.79. Went to a concert, same can $14. 
1123Any concert beer is going to be prohibitively expensive unless you go to a dive venue. Even then 5 bucks is the bare minimum unless they got specials.
1124I've noticed this a lot with bars that have a lot of craft beers and such. A this and that double IPA is like $7, so they try and close the price gap by raising the cost of the cheap domestics. All of a sudden, you're paying $5 for a beer that would be $3 anywhere else. 
1125There's a restaurant in my town that is trying to be exclusively craft beer and top quality wines. They have Bud Light.. but it'll cost you $15 for a 341mL (11.5oz) bottle, while a 16oz pour of Surly Furious IPA (an import here) is only $8
1126Where I went to college there was this small fish place that would sell $6 dollar pitchers of sierra nevada ipa's. Best deal I ever did and ever will encounter. Like a unicorn.
1127Not actually a dive bar
1128In California shits expensive even at dive bars. 
1129Beer snobs like the dive bar aesthetic because it totally speaks to them on a spiritual level. 
1130My local dive bar has, "die hipster scum" written on the bathroom stall.
1131Mine just has a hole in the stall wall. I’m assuming it’s so you can pass toilet paper to the person in the next door in case of emergency? 
11321.5" wide rolls of toilet paper?
1133Ohh no. It’s much bigger than that. Heck,  you could probably fit a well lubed fist though it. 
1134( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
1135i'm sure you could...
1136I saw same thing at a bust stop bathroom, I assumed it was for food and such as some guy in the stall next to me kept trying to give me a hotdog but I wasnt hungry
1137No way. What else does the bathroom stall say?
1138[removed]
1139I got it. 
1140I got it I got it I got it.
1141My local dive bar has cutouts of nascar drivers everywhere. We don't fuck around. 
1142Would that make it a local drive bar?
1143Bear snobs are even worse
1144I mean, those uppity polar bears! 
1145And pandas aren't real bears.
1146Don't even get me started on koalas.
1147I’m cheap, I like good beer... damn it! 
1148Go to czech republic, nice beer starts with ~60 cents per 0.5l in glass :)
1149"I'm cheap, let me spend $18 on this 4 pack of microbrew"... Doesn't make a ton of sense to me!
1150This.  If this place has a menu it isn't a dive bar.
1151
1152Also I'd rather drink from the kids menu than have a peach/strawberry/pineapple cider listed above it.
1153I'm especially confused about Blue Moon and Harpoon IPA being on the list. Are those beers even being picked on by beer snobs now?
1154There exists no beer that some beer snob won't look down his nose on.  You can have the most finely crafted ale in existence and somebody will respond with "that swill?"
1155True. I just classify Bud light, Miller, Coors, etc as beers I don't personally care for. But I someone likes those beers, that's fine with me. The only person that I give crap is someone that swears Bud light is the only beer that is any good. 
1156I get annoyed at over-hopped hyper-alcoholic IPAs that treat ABV and IBU as a scorecard only because their prevalence makes it difficult to find anything else1.
1157
1158[1] Yes, I'm aware they exist.  I don't need a list.  The point is bars and liquor stores tend to fill their taps and shelves with the stuff I don't like.
1159I just hate IPAs in general.
1160Racist
1161Hopist
1162I prefer my beer to be like armored Greek warriors:  Hop-lite.
1163Honestly I often get the feeling these guys don't even like beer. They set all these kind of rules on the kind of beer they'll tolerate, don't even drink that much and in as wide a world as beer is, only like one variety. And yet they feel they have the expertise to tell other people what they like is shit. 
1164
1165The amount of guys I know who will buy a bottle of craft beer a month, wince it down and put it on their desk shelving like a trophy- just accept it, you don't really like beer, and that's okay. You don't have to pretend. 
1166
1167Me, I like doppelbock. But put a coors, a chimay, a sculpin in front of me, I'll happily drink it down.
1168The best kind of beer is free, the second best kind is cold. 
1169
1170That being said, I like IPAs. When I'm buying beer for myself, it's generally what I go with. But I don't save empty bottles like trophies. It doesn't really bother me when people do that, but there's no appeal to me. The only beer bottles I'm interested in are ones that have beer in them.
1171I'd prefer a crafty beer, but I usually buy key-stone because it's $9 for 15 because I'm a cheap-ass
1172That’s why I’ve cut out the flagship domestics like bud or Miller. I’m either gonna drink the good stuff or the cheap stuff. Don’t see the point of the in between. 
1173It's annoying because as someone who really can't drink an IPA, it's about 75% of what micro or craft-brewers put out.
1174
1175But things are finally changing!  Soon, the time of the goses and cream ales will be upon us!
1176Those types of beers gave their place.  Like when your hanging out around a pool or maybe a BBQ.   Don't want anything super heavy. Just a light beer to hang out n drink. 
1177But isn't that everything in today's age? People seem extremely opinionated and arguable, on almost every topic. Maybe it's just online in social media/forums and the like, i dunno.
117820 years ago, arguing about a meaningless opinion required finding someone willing to sit down and argue with you about it.
1179
1180Now, you can broadcast your shitty opinion to hundreds of thousands of people and sit back and see who feels like arguing about it.
1181
1182Conversely, if you feeling like arguing but you don't know what about, you can go online and within minutes find a highly objectionable opinion to respond to.
1183
1184Add anonymity to the mix, and there's absolutely no cause to be civil or even to mean what you say.
118520 years ago this was accomplished by going to a bar, getting blitzed, leaning in close to the stranger next to you and rambling your opinions to the unlucky person. Bonus points if they’re there for their 21st birthday.
1186As usual, there's an xkcd for that.
1187Blue moon has been for ages. Basically, it gets picked on for being a "fake craft beer". In other words it's owned by one of the big breweries, but is marketed as a craft beer. I'm not much of a fan, but maybe some of the hate unjustified.
1188And how is Miller Lite more expensive than Heineken ?
1189Blue moon definitely. Once you hit 100% saturation of outlets you are a macro.
1190Agreed. The menu is on a sign out front hanging above the door. 
1191https://i.imgur.com/hxsoYA0.jpg 
1192From 1982
1193I would say this is more of an overpriced hipster bar.
1194The kids menu is the menu at a dive bar. This guy’s at a brewery in Portland.
1195Yea that's just a good way to make your customers feel like dicks for ordering something they enjoy. I drink good beer but that's my opinion of what good beer is. I also drink  Coors light and shit if it's a hot day. Who gives a fuck? 
1196Everyone’s saying it’s a dive bar posing as a hipster bar. I think it’s probably a hipster bar that OP just decided to call a dive bar. 
1197"Hipster bar that identifies as postmodern faux-irony dive"
1198It's a spelling error.  It should read.  
1199
1200"My local douche bar has a kid's menu"
1201Right? 
1202$5.00 miller lites are not a thing at any actual dive bar. 
1203Five bars don't have $5 beers. You sir have a local hipster bar...
1204
1205*dive
1206I noticed they didn't include PBR into their kids menu. Definitely hipsters.
1207I know PBR is a hipster beer everywhere else, but in Wisconsin, PBR is an essential classic beer available everywhere and ordered by everyone. 
1208Is a hipster bar in Austin, TX called a hipster bar, or just a bar? Like is a Belgian waffle just called a waffle in Belgium? 
1209Locals dont tell the new kids where the real dives are. They are called hipster bars. #notallaustinites
1210Austinite here, I get $2 domestics when I go out ;) (cheaper if you're willing to drink Lone Star, but I'm not)
1211San Francisco here, $5 is cheaper than most dive bars...
1212Yeah cause real estate is stupid expensive there. The only way to make money selling beer for under $7 in SF is if you sell it out of your trunk.
1213Uhhhh I am confused. SoCal here and $5 beers DEFINITELY constitute a dive bar. Most places are $6 and up 
1214Well, technically dive bars in California don't have $5 beers... because it's been a good few years since I've seen a $5 beer anywhere in California.
1215That's not a dive bar. Dive bars have dollar PBR cans and bathrooms that smell like piss. This is a cliche hipster bar trying to act snobby. $10 says this place closes down within 3 years. I mean shit, is Harpoon too mainstream for them? This is how you alienate customers. 
1216I really hope it doesn't, hipsters need a place to hang out other than MY bar lol.
1217When one hipster bar closes another one opens a block away. Thats half the appeal, being "new" and "different"
1218And in the process about three dumpsters of rubble get filled up and shipped to the junk yard, but the hipsters eat grass so no worries there.
1219So you're saying if you just start a traveling pop-up hipster bar you can become filthy rich?
1220And the bathrooms have a makeshift lock thats been bolted above the 3 other makeshift locks which have been busted out by the inebriated patrons of the place.
1221I hate the names of craft beers. "Outer Light Libation Propoganda"?
1222
1223I'm going to start naming my own drinks.
1224
1225Thirstfuck Lickety Stammerton Ale
1226
1227Malapropos Erection Duct Tape Lager
1228
1229Peachwhittle Cream Nancypants Cider
1230
1231Nethereal Twixit Needlenips Funkhouse IPA
1232Those are decent names you're coming up with.  Take out the expletives and maybe you could find work at the marketing end of a micro-brewery.
1233Not even, just put a crooked EXPLICIT stamp over part of the word and you're golden. Oh and also "edgy" because swear words are so counter culture 
1234Need 5 more. By the rules of micro brew, you need at least 2 IPAs for every other kind of beer.
1235Yup. Every microbrew:
1236
12373 IPAs
1238
12391 Triple IPA
1240
12411 Sour
1242
12431 Stout
1244
1245And only 1 of the following: blonde, witte, or red.
1246*craft beer.  We're not allowed to call them microbrews any more.
1247it's nearly as bad as some of these fucked up named weed types. 
1248
1249SUPER BUBBLE GUM GIRL SCOUT CHERRY KUSH BOMB DAWG
1250Stoic Gorilla Shart
1251
1252Stankzilla Muffreaper
1253
1254Heady Ruxpin
1255lol you are fucking killing it with these names. 
1256Right? It's gotten to the point satire could be taken straight to the bank 
1257https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWBV7yKWhWE
1258
1259HERE YA GO BUDDY!
1260Too Much HOPS Tastes Like Shit Session IPA is one of my lesser favorites
1261Some people like their coffee black and some people like their beer to be hoppy and bitter. It's just preference, there's a beer for everybody. 
1262That was hilarious. Cheers!
1263I'm cool with giving your beer a neat name, but there should be a 2 word maximum.  Coppertail brewery is one of my favorite US breweries, they have beers like Unholy (tripel), Night Swim (porter), and Whoops (sour -berliner-weiss).  
1264
1265They have really cool art on their labels, so I was skeptical for a while.  Normally a nice label means shit beer in my experience, but if you like a nice tripel try Unholy, it's my favorite.
1266I love the needle nips one.
1267Harpoon ipa shouldn’t be there. 
1268this was my exact thought!
1269
1270harpoon is equivalent to miller lite to this place? well then. 
1271Right? Seems like the harpoon and blue moon aren’t on the same level as the others 
1272Blue moon is a MillerCoors beer so I think it belongs. Never heard of Harpoon though.
1273Harpoon is an OG New England craft brewery that started in the 80s. I lived next to one of their breweries for a few years and loved it so much they made a fan for life. Harpoon IPA is still one of my favorite relatively inexpensive and easy drinking beers. The fact that it’s on the kids menu with macro lagers just means this place judges beers by how mainstream they are and not taste. 
1274Which isn't even that mainstream outside of New England. Harpoon isn't in every state, they don't produce as much volume as say Seirra Nevada. People don't shit on them for being popular.  Is Harpoon being popular a bad thing now, did I miss something here?
1275Leviathan is nectar of the gods. 
1276r/gatekeeping
1277So hipster bullshitteries are now “dive bars”?  Lol ok. 
1278I went to dive bars before they were cool.  
1279I want a micro brew, no, a nano brew. One that tastes of leather, not shoe; belt!  
1280Fruity, but not too fruity.  Raspberry.  No, boysenberry. With hints of chocolate and leather.  Not shoe leather, like a belt.
1281
1282Stein, chalice or growler?
1283Here, I made it in my bathtub. 
1284That'll be $24 a pint.
1285You can get piggy with your beer, so why can't you get piggy with your tv.
1286Right below the Strawberry Cider....a real mans drink. 
1287What kind of dive bar has a menu?
1288If you don’t want my money I can go to a thousand other bars that aren’t insulting and pretentious.
1289Exactly, and if they're pretentious, it's not a dive bar. This is a hipster bar posing as a dive bar. 
1290Legit. I'd never go back. 
1291First thing that came to mind 
1292
1293Craft Beer Snobs
1294https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWNS2-LM_9Q
1295Seems ironic that strawberry cider is for adults, but Blue Moon, Heineken, and Corona are for kids.
1296But Miller High Life is the Champagne of beer
1297You are all wrong. A dive bar generally doesn't even have a sign. It doesn't even need an open/closed flip sign because they only close for an hour at 10am to hose out the piss and vomit as well as any random passed out drinks. On tap is the cheapest beer their distributor has; i.e. Miller and MILLER lite. No pint glasses but the awesome upward  curved glass that hold about 5 oz. 
1298You can get a bud long neck if you want but typically that's saved to be savored on pay day. 
1299No one will bother you if you don't act like an ass but it you get out of line, well blood will wash out at 10am as well. 
1300Leave your cash on the bar top and the bartender will take it as needed. Quarters will be involved since you will need some for the pool table, juke box and or cigarette machine.
1301Buy him a shot after 3 beers and he'll buy you a couple more thru the night. 
1302That's a dive bar. 
1303I don’t get why people care what I’m drinking. I don’t drink often and when I do, I’m fine with a Miller lite. It doesn’t get me too drunk and doesn’t feel like a cinder block in my stomach. 
1304I think you mean: "but when I do, I drink Dos Equis"
1305I think you mean: "...but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis" You gotta have that R in prefer to really gussy it up!
1306If you get upset at others for liking certain beers, you are missing the point of having a beer entirely. Personally I like just about every beer I’ve ever tried but my most consumed by far is Miller Lite because it’s not too expensive, low calorie, and it has a nice flavor.
1307I wonder how many people I would immediately want to punch in the face after entering this place.
1308so lame and pretentious. hahahahhaha they put bud light on the kids menu!! hahaaha! Because real men only drink heavy craft beer through their neck beards like me!!!
1309It's the worst kind of bar, a hipster hangout.
1310Why is Miller Lite so much more than Bud Light?
1311*faux dive
1312Beer snobbery is the worst. After about 3 "good" beers, your tastebuds are pretty much wiped out due to intoxication. Yeah I'm gonna put down some amazing brews, but after that, I'm switching to PBR or another work horse. It's just financially stupid to keep putting down $7 beers when you can't even enjoy or notice what makes it good.
1313Fuck, it's one of those places where the only stout/porters are coffee ones.
1314
1315I hate places where "variety" means "12 different IPAs and 4 different wheat beers", and this seems to be in that vein.  Only worse, because they don't even have a token Guinness.
1316Preach!
1317Jeebus, are this Hong Kong dollars?  For tap beer?  What kind of dive bar is this?
1318What the fuck's wrong with Heineken?
1319Personally I find it skunky as shit. The green glass doesn't protect the beer from UV light which causes skunky chemicals to form. No skin off my back if you enjoy it, though. 
13205$ for miller lite?!
1321This is really douchey. Why can't people drink what they enjoy?
1322I hate this whole circle jerk around shitting on light beers and the people that drink them. Some people like them and you're not better for having different preferences. 
1323Beverage snobs are the fucking worst. I don't care if it's beer, liquor, wine, or coffee.
1324Food snobs as well. Ya know what? Fuck all snobs 
1325by dive bar did you mean "shitty hipster bar?"
1326Called kids menu yet cider is right above it...
1327Yeah, I drink Corona.  Fuck your snobby bar.  I hope it burns down.
1328Me too. I'll pass on the $12 dark chocolate dragonfruit cider.
1329It ain't a real dive bar until the owner burns it down for insurance money.
1330That’s funny. I remember when hipsters thought Blue Moon was a  new Belgian import
1331..And two brews from my home towns, Revival (which so far has been a solid disappointment) and Outer Light which is maybe 15 minutes from me. Their beer is top notch, especially that coffee stout. 
1332Outer Light for the win. LP is some good beer. Lonesome Boatman too. 
1333I’m a beer salesman who sells craft and domestics to bars. I can confidently say these craft beer snob bars are the worst customers and terrible for the beer industry.  All they do is shit on the people who have been making beer for over a century. No respect. Then they constantly rotate craft beers in and out making it impossible for the little start up brewery’s to have reliable repeat business from them. They love PBR but won’t drink a “Macro” beer which is exactly what PBR is. My response to them when they ask what type of hops are in the beer is “I don’t fucking know, does it taste good or not?” 
1334I smell a hipster bar, likely in some yuppy, gentrified neighborhood in a West Coast city downtown 
1335Dive bars don't carry "imperial stout" and cider. 
1336Douchecanoe hangout not dive bar. 
1337This is not a dive bar. And Harpoon IPA is a solid beer.
1338That is not a dive bar then
1339That's quite a mark up on the Miller lite. $60 for a case?
1340Case is 24,so $120. I can get multiple 30 racks for that. 
1341Here in Milwaukee you can literally get 240 cans of Miller lite for 120 and actual dive bars wont sell it for more than 1-2 bucks
1342So pretentious 
1343I think this is pretty funny.  There are some salty dudes in here tho.
1344Shame the people who want the cheapest beer I guess... 
1345People pay $5 for a Miller Lite?
1346They put the cheaper stuff in the kids menu to get people to buy the expensive beers. 
1347
1348Humiliate people who spend less.
1349Who the hell is paying $5 for a miller lite?
1350$5 for a Miller Lite????? The fuck
1351Dilly Dilly
1352who the fuck charges $5 for a Miller Lite?  Your "dive" bar is a ripoff.
1353I fucking hate this snobbishness. If you don't want to serve Heineken or think that people drinking it are somehow worse, then don't bloody serve it.
1354R/gatekeeping 
1355Hey now Blue Moon is good, you take that back
1356So I haven’t had any alcohol  in about three years now, is Blue Moon now lumped in with those others?
1357Not a big fan of the condescending “kids menu”. I know people who get beer like this because they don’t have the money to spend $8 on a single beer, and I know people making well over 6 figures who simply like corona. It feels snobby to me and I probably wouldn’t go back 
1358I don't care what people drink but I feel like this comment section is too serious.
1359As a brewer all the craft beer hate in these comments has me scared for my future employment prospects.. 
1360I don't think insulting customers who like the familiar taste of brand name beers is a great way to run a bar..
1361Slinky cat in action
1362Everyone loves a slinky! 
1363GO SLINKY GO!
1364It must feel good or she wouldn’t do it (is cat).
1365This is just how stairs were meant to be descended 
1366
1367https://gfycat.com/FrenchDesertedIchneumonfly
1368
1369https://gfycat.com/ScholarlyHiddenIndianhare
1370monday.gif
1371Black cat forgot the legs. 
1372i remain unconvinced that cats have skeletons
1373I'm not even sure they are solid. My cat melted through my arms today and re-formed on the floor. Like the T-1000.
1374More proof that cats are liquid.
1375and proof that liquid flows down stairs.
1376More proof that cats are terminaters you mean.
1377I is snek
1378Liquid cat
1379Proper evidence has been found. 
1380Cat's are their own state of matter, neither liquid nor solid.
1381It's Gas! Gas! Gas!
1382What flows down stairs
1383using its hairs,
1384and hates your neighbor's dog?
1385What's great for a pet,
1386And purrs on your lap?
1387It's cat, cat, cat  
1388It's cat, it's cat~
1389
1390It's better than bad, it's good
1391It's cat! It's cat!
1392
1393It's warm, it's lazy, it poops!
1394TIL I might be a cat.
1395It's mog, mog, mog!
1396r/ilikthebred
1397What kind of snake is that?
1398Why use legs when you've got a perfectly good face? Give your legs a break!
1399I did not know cats shared the properties of a liquid
1400That's one of the original laws of cats. Cat Law no.2: Cats are liquid.
1401
1402No.3 is cats have never heard of and do not adhere to classic geometry.
1403
1404No.4 Cats view gravity as more of a suggestion.
1405That actually looks really fun 
1406don't try this at home it's a pro cat
1407Feels good on the scent glands
1408I feel like this belongs in r/catsareliquid
1409Bruce Lee told this cat to be like water too many times, took it far too literally.
1410r/sneks ?
1411r/totallynotrobots
1412THIS IS TOTALLY NOT REPLICANT 310 AN ARTIFICIAL CAT>MOST WELCOME IN THAT SUB-REDDIT FELLOW HUMAN
1413Proof that cats are both solid and liquid at the same time.
1414"Hey Human, I got you a Slinky for Christmas"
1415Kinda reminds me of me, after waking up from a drunken stooper, then going on a fridge run for food.
1416funny lazy cat.
1417Gosh I love cats :)
1418I've always said all cats are puddles
1419Cats, they're just effin' weird.
1420It's flipped since the last time I commented on this gif 
1421Love the title! 
1422Liquid cat never makes an effort
1423cnek.
1424Should’ve used Python, 🙄 duh
1425That's an odd looking snek. 
1426The Killing of a Sacred Deer
1427This is hilarious! What a silly kitty.
1428Was hoping the top comment would be a picture of a redditor in wheelchair looking none too pleased.
1429Cats are liquid confirmed.
1430TIL cats are 100% luquid
1431Be like water, my feline.
1432What is this, microservices?
1433It's actually coming up the stairs.
1434Everyone loves a kitty,
1435
1436you gotta get a kitty,
1437
1438kitty, kitty
1439
1440GO, KITTY GO!!!!!
1441Pour cat.
1442Cats,  definitely a liquid 
1443Jealous of the families cat snek, Leo pretends to be a ferret in order to win by the love of his family.
1444
1445Nope.  Cat is just lazy.  He coudn’t care less about how much affection the family provides.
1446Installation of snake.exe complete!
1447Today they figured out where the hoomans installed the massage machine. They knew that already, just expected an attendant personal masseuse. 
1448Snek 
1449Cat is liquid
1450If Jordan Belfort was a cat...
1451Catwyrm in it's natural habitat.
1452I like the way the ears pop out.
1453I’ll bet that feels so fuckin good!
1454Cats are liquid 
1455I'm sure that feels really good on the cool granite/marble whatever it is.
1456"Why is dodging a subroutine?!?
1457
1458It's not that difficult!"
1459Ahh! A snek! D:
1460Just reinforcement of the theory that cats are liquid
1461How Mondays feel like. 
1462/r/StoppedWorking
1463Cats are liquid.
1464Cat.
1465[a]bort[r]etry[s]linky
1466Cats are weird.
1467Did you forget to install drivers after reformatting the hard drive?
1468This cat has been hanging around a ferret too much 
1469I’m a thneaky lil thnake 
1470V rare snekcat
1471Dude, scratch your cat, damn...
1472It’s like a magic worm but a cat
1473Can we please stop making the .exe joke. I’m a sysadmin and it’s been making me cringe for the past ten years. 
1474Reverse it. This could get weird.
1475Liquid cat.
1476Swiggity swooty
1477No need to sweep the stairs. 
1478“Dad. Look. I em snek.”
1479Legs.exe has stopped responding: Scan via anti-virus.
1480Liquid Kitty 
1481Dats a kittie
1482My cat did something like that when she had a thrombosis in her spine..
1483Is it just me or does this cat look like an otter?
1484The best beloved beast of Underearth was nothing other than the serpent. Down below in the bright shadows, he was admired for his grace and elegance, and for his cool blood and wicked self-command. Presently the demons, innocent then, or merely extremely cynical, brought the snake up to the earth, supposing thereby to make men also fall in love with him. But men took against the snake, scenting his demonical origins, mistrusting his lack of legs and ears, his smart teeth and implacable garment. Indeed, they turned on the snake, threw him out of doors when he came in, brained him with mallets when they were able and cursed him and spat on him when they were not.
1485
1486The Eshva mourned for the serpent, for they loved him best of all. The Vazdru said to each other: "Let us trick mankind into adoration of the snake." And this they did by various means, causing him here and there to be elected a god and worshipped, or venerated as useful in magic.
1487
1488But one of the day-nights in Druhim Vanasta, certain Vazdru princes began to bet with each other that they could persuade men to like the snake himself. And this they tried, and this they failed at.
1489
1490At last the vexatious problem came to the notice of Azhrarn. And accordingly Azharn went by night to the world to listen to men's opinion of the snake. "How we abhor his cold scales," they complained. "And his teeth, which are sometimes venomous, and his forked tongue, which might be. And how allergic we are to his leglessness. He is all tail, and the sound of his hiss causes our hair to rise up like bristles."
1491
1492Then Azhrarn smiled, and he went back to the Druhim Vanasta. There he took up a snake and he inquired, "Would it be worth while to you, in order to win the affection of mankind, to be a little changed?"
1493
1494"Of what good is mankind's affection?" asked the snake.
1495
1496"Those they love," said Azhrarn," fare well. And those they hate they harm."
1497
1498The snake had heard reports from his cousins concerning mallets, and after some thought, he agreed.
1499
1500Then Azhrarn conducted the snake to the Drin, and the Drin made for the snake particular extras, which had all to do with what men had said they disliked about him. First the Drin make him four muscular little legs with four round little paws on the ends of them. And then they make him two little pointed ears to stand up on top of his head. Then they bulked out his body with a cunning device, and straightened his tongue with another - but it remained in fact a thin tongue, and in fact a great deal of tail remained to him at the back. Next they made him an overcoat of long soft black grasses, and decorated his face - which was now very pretty - with ornaments of fine silver wire. His jewel-like eyes, which had always been quite wonderful, they had need to alter only a jot. Lastly, to compensate for removing his venom, (although they left the shape of his teeth alone), they presented him with some sharp slivers of steel to wear in his round feet for purposes of self-defense.
1501
1502When Azhrarn beheld the result, he laughed, and ran his hand over the new animal's spine. At which all was transmuted into flesh and muscle, and the coat of grass into luxuriant, velvety hair. And at the touch of Azhrarn also, the new animal made a strange sound, not a hiss, but -
1503
1504"My dear, you are purring," said Azhrarn, and again he laughed.
1505
1506To this day, no cat can bear to be laughed at, even in love.
1507
1508However, sure enough, the animal, legged, eared and furry, was an enormous success on earth. Men were pleased by his grace and elegance, admired his cool blood and wicked self-command. And when he grew sometimes peeved, forgot himself, and hissed - they did not remember the snake, but remarked: "There is the cat, hissing." Nor did they notice how both the cat and the snake slew mice, or enjoyed milk, though both became the pets of sorcerers. And men never would credit that if they overlooked the fur and held flat the two pointed ears of the cat, then and now, you might see still the wedge-shaped demon head and the sharp teeth of the serpent, poised there, under your hand.
1509
1510from Tanith Lee's Delusion's Master, Part III, Chapter 2, "Mother and Daughter" 
1511Prospero año y for lease-idad
1512Iguana lease you a merry Christmas!!!
1513Initial the bottom of this paaaaaaaaaart!
1514Agua en el hoyo?
1515gad derm mechixans!
1516My 3 year old daughter sings “Chinese Mom and Dad”
1517
1518We’re white  
1519Haha I wonder what internal logic she used to come up with that version of the lyrics!
1520probably "hey this rhymes and I'm 3 so no one will judge me"
1521
1522at least that's what I would have thought
1523ahhh, that's adorably racist!
1524Why is that racist?
1525Did anyone else sing that in their head as they read it?
1526yes and now for the rest of the day....
1527I wanna wish OP a Merry Christmas from the bottom of a well. 
1528Grassy ass!
1529Tetris song helps against any kind of ear worm. 
1530
1531Ding de de ding de de ding de de ding de de ding de ding ding ding ding ding... deee de ding de de ding de ding de de ding de de ding ding ding ding ding... daaaah daaah daaah daaah daaah daaaah daaaaaaah...
1532But now I have the Tetris theme stuck in my head...
1533That's the trick. It will fade after a while. 
1534In Charo's voice.
1535chHit it, Conky!
1536You said Charo, I thought Chara.  Big difference.
1537Everyone else did.
1538i wanta write you a funny comment
1539i wanta write you a funny comment
1540WALL
1541Did anyone not?
1542who didn't
1543No, sing what?
1544I didn’t know that song was famous outside Spain... 
1545Ah Ha!
1546When I see for lease I always think fur elise.
1547Whenever I see Fur Elise, I always think of cats. 
1548I always think of my moms friend from when I was a kid whose name is elise and that the song is for her
1549Covers like this make me think Beethoven would probably be a metalhead
1550r/mildlyvandalized
1551Apparently they went British.
1552Florida man: the christmas special
1553Is this in or around Santa Rosa FL?
1554Orlando
1555This is a few miles away from me. It's in a plaza near the south county center (a mall) in St. Louis. This picture was from a while ago but I'm pretty sure it was advertising the space where a pieology is now. 
1556I've passed this before. Made me laugh many Christmases before.
1557no.. this is in St. Louis, MO
1558https://www.google.com/maps/@38.5037143,-90.3289922,3a,75y,10.28h,85.06t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1splCvzqRMQZMMpjgumXXycA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
1559You can tell by the sign being the same shape/design, the top of the pillars, and the US bank behind it.
1560
1561Also, I used to live a mile from there.
1562
1563EDIT: Reply to a deleted comment
1564
1565The picture is actually pretty old, but it's definitely St. Louis. The actual building is the same. The pillars (look at the top, left one block shaped, right one round shaped), and the brown roof of the US Bank to the right are all the same. Even the window division are the same with the horizontal division being lower for Lens Crafters.
1566
1567https://www.google.com/maps/@38.5035959,-90.3291492,3a,42.5y,3.45h,91.7t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1snUiJUykXdXS2qpA9Fp5ZVw!2e0!5s20150501T000000!7i13312!8i6656
1568
1569Here's an older streetview. The poles are even the same at this point and the only thing missing is the "Navidad", as the leasing company probably didn't appreciate the vandalism. 
1570I showed my grandma and she suggested that we do this too
1571My name is Phil and my co-workers call me Philipe Navidad around Christmas time.
1572My name is Janet and nobody calls me shit.
1573dammit
1574nah
1575Hey, shit.
1576
1577sorry, Janet. Merry christmas!
1578Could someone please explain this?
1579There is a famous song called "Feliz Navidad" 
1580Feliz Navidad is the Spanish language equivalent of Merry Christmas. So it’s more than just a famous song.
1581Wow. Thank you. I would have never got that.
1582Great photo, but it's defintley a repost from a long long time ago, i had it saved on my old cell phone. But other than that i dont have any proof
1583Why do we need proof? If its on reddit, its a repost, this is guaranteed.
1584But at the end of the day, many many people, myself included, have not seen it before. 
1585Why would you want to deprive us of teh funnehs just because a small subset of people had already seen it before?
1586A lot of us come from a generation who can't quite let go 
1587I never let go
1588Can't believe this isn't gold.
1589I hope so.
1590Merry Christmas to my Spanish Friends!
1591:).  Another idea:
1592
1593For A Lease
1594
1595              - Beethoven
1596
1597
1598permalinkembedsavereportgive goldreply[–]NthException 1 point2 points3 points 6 hours ago (0 children)On Donner, on Blissen, on Tavo, on Chewy c'mon Beto
1599bart simpson would be proud
1600Except for the person's who sign they vandalized..
1601I don’t get it.
1602Now that’s how you get sales boys
1603So hilarious!
1604Not all heros wear caps
1605I hope you intentionally wrote “caps”. Struck me as funny.
1606happiness to all = vandalism?
1607Happiness to most*
1608I read the lens craters before the forleasenavidad
1609Feliz Nabibla
1610this is sorta reddit in a nutshell; cute smart weird.
1611LensCrafters lives on. 
1612I passed by this picture all day glancing at it from time to time. It finally just clicked in my brain, I feel old.
1613This is in Houston. 
1614Dad Ivan. When he looks in the mirror, it's Santa!
1615Happiness to all Merry Christmas.
1616Fairly certain I saw this about a month ago... Congrats for the repost karma that you worked so hard for...
1617My brother pointed at a for lease sign and started singing this the other day brought me much joy in the car
1618free Sha-va-cadoo
1619r/Punny
1620If you are going to listen to this song, please listen to David Hasselhoffs cover!
1621
1622Bonus* Hooked on a feeling - The Hoff
1623This repost is as old as time itself. 
1624Vandalism. So funny.
1625Ah watery fowls. Love the show. 
1626
1627Damn autocorrect I meant farty owls! Damn!
1628I think you mean Flowery Twats
1629*Farty Towels.
1630I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it.
1631Do you fuck with the war?
1632Earth go hard
1633Just two series of six episodes each.
1634It's quality, not quantity that makes a legend 
1635"OK, I'll do the funny walk!" I love this show.
1636I think all superhero movies should make dancing after saving someone the standard. 
1637This is literally how every Bollywood movie ends, giant dance scene with the whole cast.
1638In the 90s and early 2000s when masala films hit their peak, not as much so these days, with a few exceptions of course. 
1639can someone explain this phenomenon of dancing in Bollywood films?
1640
1641Why did the musical interlude convention get so popular there?
1642Here's one theory I had - since the culture was very restrictive in terms of nudity and overt sexuality dancing was a way to convey sexuality in a socially acceptable manner - especially between the two protagonists.  
1643It has been like this since first bollywood movie, the musicals if not the hip shaking part...tradition was introduced as first movie was based off Indian theatrical stream and there it has been there forever...singing and dancing is a big part of culture through years of Rajas and Maharajas...folk and classical singing was part of every kind of occasions...and dancing went pretty much hand in hand...
1644
1645As one of my american friend( aka friend) well said once...it’s hard to imagine one indian moving from point A to point B without dancing...
1646Well, I’m glad. I watched Indian porno once. It was... not pretty. Am Indian.
1647Watching Indian porn doesn’t make u Indian u know...
1648Though as a fellow human i am glad u survived...
1649If they used an actual camera instead of recording with a mango, it would definitely be more enjoyable. Am also Indian.
1650I know... Spider-Man without the mask? WTF Bollywood?
1651With those boobs no mask can hide true identity...
1652So it's just the Indian version of the sex scene or implied sex scene at the end of every James Bond movie?
1653source
1654
1655
1656Romance and eroticism have always figured prominently in Indian popular cinema. As with most cinema traditions in the east and west, romantic films are extremely popular in India. Unlike in western films, overt sexuality is prohibited so much is conveyed through suggestion. Songs and dances play a crucial role, eroticism and sexuality often being closely linked with song and dance numbers.
1657
1658Indian movies are generally melodramatic musicals which are non-naturalistic in the western sense. Song music and dance are significant in conveying the meaning of the story and in generating the desired emotions. Songs fulfill a number of important functions. They generate emotion, they underline moral messages, they convey eroticism and sexuality, they create the mood for participating in the various episodes. Similarly dance sequences are important to fulfill a variety of different functions...
1659
1660According to Barnow and Krishnaswamy, Music is an integral element of Indian film; it’s importance is due to the structure of classical Indian performance. Classical Sanskrit theater made no distinction between The arts of music song and dance Alber required for a perfect enactment of the performance themes. Dance is an inseparable aspect of Indian culture and is manifested in all Indian festivals and religious occasions.
1661
1662
1663permalinkembedsaveparentreportgive goldreply[–]CalEPygous 0 points1 point2 points 9 hours ago (0 children)Nice source, I was surmising (although it is pretty obvious when you watch) nice to know it's already discussed at length academically.  
1664Musicals in the 50s here stayed popular there.
1665Cocaine
1666And cocaine accessories, I tell ya hwhat.
1667It's pretty much the same situation as the US film industry in the 1930s-1950s with lots of dancing and singing. Basically musicals.   
1668Thanks now I'm in the mood for some chicken tikka masala.
1669Do they watch Ellen?
1670Imagine Citizen Cane with a bunch of old people with canes dancing everywhere. haha
1671It’s cringe perfection, couldn’t stop grooving along
1672Even the ones who were killed by over the top special effects?
1673
1674Haley Joel must flip tables seeing all these dead people. 
1675Someone was telling me they saw a Bollywood horror movie recently....complete with dancing. 
1676Along with added dance scenes along the way
1677From now on if I ever get in a fight and win. That will be my victory dance.
1678Seems like something Deadpool would do.
1679Ooooohhh, yaaaasssss.....
1680Listening to Juice by Yo Gotti on my car while I’m waiting for someone, that dance scene was perfectly in sync.  Glorious
1681I think all Bollywood movies need little superstar to dance
1682Maybe not
1683If there's one thing that I've learned from Bollywood movies, it's that living in India requires that one be both well-versed in various dances and ready to perform them at seemingly random points throughout the day.
1684
1685Also, the laws of physics don't work the same there.
1686Actually its quite the opposite. While there is the artsy dancing by professionals (like ballet in the West), dancing among the general public isnt much of a thing in Indian society. A few men dance awkwardly during weddings and a miniscule percentage of wealthier young people might go to dance clubs in big cities but that's about it. 
1687Couldn’t be wronger...i dance everyday after coming back from office and sometimes in the public transport itself(but more at a cellular level)...
1688"Every day" is always two words when you mean "each day" or "daily."
1689
1690"Everyday" is an adjective that means "mundane."
1691
1692Don't feel bad about the mistake, though: With all of those dance steps in your memory, it's a wonder that you can remember anything else.
1693My dance heals my memory rather quickly...but one wrong move can erase most of it...it’s complex yet majestic process...
1694Thank you for that, I pointed out the difference between everyday and every day to these people about 20 years ago - http://iaff.org/hs/ffm/about/index.aspx - for some reason, they still think their memorial is mundane.
1695This person is NOT Punjabi. We will serve you in a heart beat.
1696Hey don't forget about the kids who learn classical dance forms. They're not limited to just the big cities.
1697Mostly it's just doing one step with ferocious intensity.
1698Suddenly, a person being like Raj from Big Bang Theory seems way more plausible. 
1699That's definitely multiple things
1700Superman & spiderwoman🧗‍♀️👉👌
1701Super spider babies
1702/r/elsagate is leaking !
1703Did you see the one with Hulk and Black Widow?
1704No , where is it?
1705You know this is quality because superman throws a guy and then steps backward to make it seem like the guy isn't floating in midair spinning in circles... 
1706Oh I thought he was just walking away like "yeah I throw people, what about it?"
1707
1708This makes more sense now lol.
1709[removed]
1710Spielberg's work.
1711It's his non-union Mexican equivalent, Spielbergo
1712Schindler es bueno. 
1713But he can't pull this off bro. Needs expertise. 
1714I can answer one.
1715
1716They definitely had sex. I have no doubt they had sex.
1717[removed]
1718The real Bollywood is in the comments?
1719And danced afterwards
1720Spiderperson (TM) can't fly!
1721Super Delhiman and Bombay-spider save the day.
1722This is how DC wins. This is the blueprint right here. 
1723The past video was actually pretty well made to be honest. Obviously very unrealistic but it was kinda visually pleasing. This is just a hilarious disaster. 
1724There's a good 30 years separating them so that isn't surprising at all.
1725Because this is very old.
1726Sylvester Stallone looks so young here.  Definitely filmed before Rocky made him famous.  Linda Carter looks great, but imo she looked better as Wonder Woman.  Yes please to Linda Carter btw.  And the dancers from Grease really pull it all together.  
1727I thought it was Ray Romano 
1728I feel like the super-dick-grab is a long overdue addition to Superman's repertoire of abilities. 
1729This is good but I prefer practical Bollywood effects like a horse slide.
1730That's Tollywood, laws of physics doesn't apply there... 
1731Worth remembering that when someone in the west says ‘Bollywood’ to us it just means ‘movies from India with laughable effects and dance scenes’.
1732Similar to the way all food from the far east used to be called "oriental" food, but now we regularly differentiate between Chinese, Thai, Japanese, etc. in the same way we know the difference between Italian and Mexican food.
1733This video gets better by the second. I'm in tears
1734Spidermom got thicc
1735Tripple c thick
1736Spiderwoman doesn't seem to have a very good disguise. And does that guy keep spinning forever?
1737This is a gif that don't quit.
1738Star Wars  just came out... still waiting for the Turkish prequels 
1739
1740https://youtu.be/Ww0k-80n-zI
1741Was that the Space 1999 theme and then Stargate theme in one trailer?
1742I also heard Indiana Jones’s theme in there too
1743I think you are confusing Stargate with Indiana Jones my friend.
1744So much anger in that man.
1745If Luke trained like this he'd be a badass
1746The S is for 'Stanky leg'.
1747If I ever go to India I'm going to expect everyone to break into dance after handing me my Receipt. From the street vendor, to the hotel staff, to the entire airport...
1748I've seen my fair share of Spider Man actors, but never one I wanted to bangara
1749That never gets old no matter how many times I see it.
1750Oh man, Bollywood movies are gonna be my new Kung Fu films, this is fantastic
1751Best thing I've seen all day and I've been up for two hours!
1752Anyone have a link to info on the actual movie?
1753Dariya Dil 
1754Thank you!
1755/r/gifsthatkeepongiving
1756without the music it is not so good :/
1757I was listening to funkadelic and it was beautiful
1758My loony bun is fine, Benny Lava!
1759I like how they got the blue screen to match superman's costume in some shots!
1760In all seriousness Bollywood movies have come a long way recently. Other than the language difference and the 2-3 musical numbers Bollywood films these days approach Hollywood levels in their production values and have top notch writing.
1761
1762Check out the movies 'PK' and '3 Idiots' for examples. Basically anything with Aamir Khan in it is going to be good - he's one of Bollywood's most talented stars.
1763This looks like something you find on YouTube Kids, but far less sexual.
1764I can’t believe I wasted $10 seeing the Avengers when I could have wasted $10 on this instead. 
1765HOW CAN SHE DANCE
1766I've always said that superhero movies don't have enough choreography. 
1767I appreciate the marrying of DC and Marvel with this masterpiece
1768That went on much longer than I thought it would. And I'm happy it did.
1769Still better than all of the super spidermans I've ever seen.
1770Ahh Govinda and his dance moves 🤣
1771I don't understand why almost every scene switch looked like they were in a different area....
1772What the actual fuck
1773Does the "B" in Bollywood stand for "Bonkers"?
1774I love that they start doing a little dance routine after seeing off the bad guys
1775The end killed me
1776Honestly, I prefer this.
1777This seems completely licenced by DC and Marvel too. 
1778Imagine being the actors 
1779I dont understand why people are complaining about the new Justice League movie, I found this clip great!
1780My will to live has been restored.
1781Still better than Man of Steel or Batman v. Superman.
1782Tommy Wiseau would fit right in with his Directing/acting skills in  Bollywood.  
1783Superdesi and Spiderdesi
1784Someone please find the opening scene in Doom 3 and make a gif! That's probably worse than this lol
1785"We doing Bollywood now?" Yes, it's time to repost this clip from 30 years ago.
1786Is this a porno? It definitely seems like one.
1787Hey look, big huge dance party down there. Let's hit it.
1788wtf did i just watch lol
1789Drugs, you wonderful bastard
179025% is all new Netflix releases are of this quality 
1791Those dance moves are sikh
1792The pollution in the air hides the ropes
1793Are these movies supposed to be serious or does Bollywood just not give a fuck?
1794old and serious. 
1795Most of the movies that get posted here aren't even "Bollywood" movies. Same way you wouldn't call an independent film or a low-budget movie a "Hollywood" movie
1796This film is very old and low budget. Most films posted here are not Bollywood.
1797This is supposed to be a "dream sequence" - a normal guy and girl seque off into a dance number. The rest of the movie is a fairly serious drama about family ties.
1798You know what I find strange ?
1799Individually Indian people are probably the sweetest and kindest you’ll ever meet,but when they become customers in a restaurant or retail store they’ll be the spawn of Satan 
1800Always found it weird 
1801When you are saving all the energy for the closing dance so you phone in the actual fight...
1802The Classic Comicbook tale of Superman and Spiderman..
1803Is a there a subreddit dedicated to just this type of stuff? 
1804And I thought I would never see Spiderman and Superman in the same universe. 
1805ok that's it time to leave earth!!!!
1806Nothing short of amazing 
1807When the archetypes are right the effects don't matter.
1808I’m pretty impressed that this is probably the longest GIF I have ever seen. 
1809
1810Pretty rad, too
1811Reminds me of the cornball gags in Benny Hill (like the fight scene at 10:20)
1812I don't think I dance goodbye enough in my life...
1813The dance at the end killed me hahaha 
1814Superman and Spiderman aren't even from the same universe.
1815My god...cringefest...but in a good way :)))
1816This is what happens when Disney buys super hero franchise...
1817that is a gif that keeps on giving... and giving... and then it gave just a little too much I'm over it at the first dance
1818Fun fact: superman and chuck norris got into a fight once. The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants. 
1819I lost it at the dancing.
1820They were both bitten by a radioactive go-go dancer. 
1821It's almost as if it is very hard to keep an over-billion population out of the movie studios.
1822What are they doing over there
1823Marvel needs to step up their game.
1824I spit my food out in laughter when they started dancing.
1825Do they just fly around and look for people that are causing shit? 
1826Listening to some Synthwave tunes when this gif comes by. Definitely made it better. 
1827When is Disney gonna buy this masterpiece?? 
1828We doing new shit. None of this over exposed reposted 6000x old crap.
1829Why the 'goodbye dance' at the end though?
1830Why do they randomly start dancing?
1831You can’t pack anymore awesomeness into one gif!
1832That's a cold nae-nae he hit. 
1833Bring it around town!!!
1834Boom, 3 mins of my life gone.
1835r/elsagate
1836That dance at the end got my blood flowin. 
1837Don’t worry, they’ll have real superpowers by 2020.
1838"S" for Super Singh
1839🎶 Superman! He flies like a moron! 🎶
1840Don't know what I just watched but it's probably the greatest thing I've seen all year
1841Getting more ridiculous by the second.  
1842Just every kind of no. 
1843We need /r/bollywood
1844Haters will say it’s fake
1845Why we build walls 
1846So. Many. Questions
1847Honestly, still better than Batman vs Superman.
1848The spiderwoman flip flops really blew the budget
1849I just, I just don't get the dancing in bollywood
1850stop with these indian shit posts
1851The gif that keeps on gif’ing.
1852That gets an A for A Holy Mess.
1853Subparman
1854Superman and Spiderwoman????????
1855I love this so much
1856r/gifsthatkeepongiving
1857Whats happening?
1858I love the dance after the fight.
1859Actually one of the few I've seen that actually IS Bollywood. If the movie has a lead with a moustache then chances are the language is Tamil, not Hindi. Having a moustache is much more prevalent in southern India than in the north. 
1860Does anyone who knows anything about Bollywood know why that this is an acceptable quality movie where it's made? How are people satisfied with this when they have big budget films out there? I'm not trying to be ignorant I'm actually curious. 
1861Did he just grab his junk?
1862This doesn't hold a candle to Italian Spider-Man .
1863Was he holding that one guy up by his dick and spinning him around...by his dick?
1864Did Superman commit murder after he blew that guy? 
1865Phrasing. Hahaha
1866Fire at the exhaust port in front of you!
1867Stay on target...
1868Red! Pull up!
1869I can’t take him! (Regarding hitchhiker)
1870Luke, your GPS is off, is everything alright!?
1871Stay on target...
1872Use the force, Luke — [puts away console]
1873They came from behind... 
1874We're too close!
1875Or, if you're like all the elderly drivers in Scottsdale, just swerve into the next lane without looking as a vehicle is passing you. I don't think a day goes by that I don't have to either dodge someone doing this, or slam on my brakes in an intersection because Grampa decided that the red light was a stop sign instead.
1876Man the 101 is so fucked during rush hour. I can't do it, I have to go in the HOV lane. 
1877This is why you get at 4am to get to work instead of 7(grumbles), the common speed limit is 75-85 that early.
1878Yeah luckily I start at 630 so the traffic isn't nearly as bad around 6. But at 330 I do everything I can to avoid it. Most times I bail early just so I don't have to deal w it. My theory is the cops won't be lookin for HOV violations at 3 on the dot. 
1879I used to work until midnight, and would wait for green lights to turn off the 60. as there were "Do not turn on red" signs despite there not being any cops anywhere. Almost every time I saw someone turn on red, a cop would whirl out of nowhere and ticket them for right on red. There really should have been set times for those lights. The 60 was mostly dead at that point.
1880Should be careful with that, I got pulled over for being in the HOV lane 3 mins before I had to get out.
1881Whaaat. He let u go tho right? I once "raced" a cop in the HOV. It was either on the 60 or 202 where if you stay on it long enough the HOV ends and turns into a normal lane. He was in the fast lane, looked over at me and I made motions like I was racing fast (elbows up etc, then looked at my imaginary wrist watch), he smiled. This was like like 2:58 or something. I made it and never got pulled over. 
1882Let me go with a fix-it cuz I didn't have insurance in my car. He also slowed traffic from 70 to pace check me at 67.(I17)
1883Or start at 10am and get out at 7pm it's awesome
1884Lmao you must have not heard of the I-10. Every goddamn day. 3mph average
1885My driver side door was crushed in last week on the 202 after the Scottsdale on ramp by an old woman. 
1886Yea, Scottsdale is bad but have you ever gone thru sun city???
1887Only on my golf cart
1888I drove to Sun City exactly 1 time; drivers there are all over the place.
1889Surprise checking in. Snowbirds are in full effect making everything worse. Average speed on Bell has dropped from 50 to 35 mph.
1890Thunderbird is still pretty good on the west side.
1891Not after 5pm. It's a ghost town.
1892Nah, I know better than to do that!
1893I go to school in the east valley and I get nervous every single time I'm on 101/202. I've been living out there for about 4 months now. And I'm from Texas. I can drive in Houston with its terrible traffic but y'all are just something else. 
1894My friend's mom had an old woman driving to the right of her suddenly try to turn left at an intersection, and hit her. The old woman started yelling at her, "Why did you hit me?! Why did you hit me???" 
1895That's nothing compared to Sun City. I've honked at many an elderly driver that fell asleep waiting to turn left at an intersection.
1896I saw one along the lines of using the force to focus on the road. It was on the 60
1897"Focused driving is the way of the Jedi."
1898Yup that was it
1899I saw "Be a Jedi,  use the force not your phone."
1900That looks like horrendous 7:45 rush hour traffic. May God be with you 
1901Spot on
1902I usually doge the traffic in the AM but around 330 when I get off I just jump in the HOV lane. I can't do it man
1903May the Force* be with you FTFY
1904Yeah idk why I said god tbh. Maybe more ominous. 
1905Well if they would finish their god damn construction.
1906Where at?
1907get your disgraceful rebellion propaganda out of here!
1908
1909the r/empiredidnothingwrong !
1910Thank you, other states, for sending us all of your old people for the winter.
1911Rebel scum!!!
1912Agree but still, use signals...
1913yes, though I don't think they have any turn signals on X wings.
1914Seriously tho, NONE of those motherfuckers in Phoenix uses a turn signal, EVER, and it makes me insane every time I have to go there. It made me insane when I lived there. They have these beautiful roads, great weather all the time, it's like they have to sabotage themselves in some way, so they just choose to cut each other off without warning, constantly. Using a turn signal in that city is a total act of rebellion, I love this. 
1915Not just Phoenix, in Virginia at stop lights, I'll count us lucky if half of the drivers in line to turn have their signals on. As though the law and common decency don't apply to them.
1916I dont even mind that so much as the fucktards that merge or change lanes without signaling whatsoever. I've had people pace me in the adjacent lane, physically flipping the fuck out, only to have them eventually shoot in front or slam their brakes and come in behind me. It's like, if only they'd fucking signal, I'd let them in/over, but if they're just going to sit there in the adjacent lane waiting for me to read their mind...fuck em.
1917There is to much truth about this
1918....what?  This is not true for most of Phoenix. Scottsdale, sure. Phoenix? Not nearly as bad as LA, Dallas, Houston... 
1919I've driven in Phoenix for 20+ years, and yes, this is true throughout the valley. Sorry. 
1920I feel like at some point in the last 5 - 10 years all the drivers in Phoenix decided turn signals are no longer necessary, but I must have missed the meeting.
1921That's because within the past 5-10 years all of the snow birds who were old to begin with got older.
1922Well, me too, and I don't find it to be true. Sorry.
1923You obviously haven't spent one day on the 51 I  rush hour, then. 
1924The 51 south at the 10/101 interchange is the scariest intersection of highways in this state, imo. The number of people who pull up to the gore point and come to a COMPLETE STOP - ON THE FREEWAY -  expecting to be let into a lane with 2 miles of bumper to bumper traffic... it's rage-inducing for sure. 
1925Whatever you say. I disagree with your opinion. Who cares. Drop it
1926It's just such an obvious thing that everyone I know in real life comments on, I think you're probably a lying teenager who's never left their neighborhood. 
1927Sigh. Yes. You caught me. I'm a teenager white-knight for Phoenix blinker users. Lol what the fuck. Seriously, move on. 
1928You keep commenting, too... 
1929Well he's not going to let you have the last word, duh.
1930Bye
1931Glendale native here, can confirm
1932Nah, Scottsdale is way worse than Dallas or Houston.
1933
1934I lived in Houston for 15 years before moving here. People there drive fast, but here, people will seemingly merge into you on purpose. Just earlier I was driving back and had to stand on my brakes from highway speeds because an elderly woman simply just merged over. If I wasn't paying attention, it would've been a catastrophic accident for her. I don't think she ever saw me, even after I pulled out from around her.
1935
1936That sort of thing happens almost daily, whether it's surface streets or the freeway.
1937In urban Texas you no drive car... car drive you
1938Like seriously, there should no reason for an accident here yet people can't help themselves. It's either that or running people over. 
1939Why police doesn't enforce it, if things are going this badly?
1940Because it's hard to prove that you weren't using a signal.
1941They have turn signal cameras in my city. Wonder how accurate they are.
1942But there are so many cameras everywhere.
1943Dallas North Tollway advertised their roadside assistance with "Luke... The force is broken. Call #999"
1944I like how most comments are saying Arizona’s drivers are bad but the thing I find funny is that most people in AZ are not from here. 
1945All wings: report in
1946
1947Red 10 standing by 
1948Utah I-15 this morning: Don't be the Last Jedi, Buckle your seatbelt
1949Saw this on the morning commute as well.
1950Hello fellow Scottsdale resident!!!
1951I could jest and say snow bird but that isn't funny out here haha. But to be honest I'm from a less expensive part of town. Just passing through...
1952Oh god I hate snowbirds with a passion. Why is always someone from fucking Washington! They drive like such fuck-ups out here! It’s always the Washington plates that are stopping in the middle of the road so they can cut across 3 lanes of traffic because they almost missed their turn to the damn Country Club. You got me all in a rage now
1953Or Canada. Soooo many old Canadians in AZ during winter.
1954Ahaha my parents are there right now! Suck it! :)
1955What I dont get is if you miss your exit, or know you will, just get off at the next one. We have a grid system here. it's not rock science.
1956I live in Washington.
1957
1958Nobody can even merge here. Literally, people switch lanes before the merge because nobody understands the zipper concept. 
1959
1960Also, WA drivers will probably camp in the left lane and match the speed of the drivers to the right. We even have signs posted telling them to get the fuck over if they aren't passing, but it doesn't work too well. 
1961New Mexico takes the cake. Oh and Prius drivers 
1962Seen near D.C. this morning: Speeding leads to the dark side.
1963Yea, ADOT sure loves to come up with some good signs instead of telling me it's going to take 9 minutes(fuck off no it isn't) to get the airport via I-10.
1964Google Maps.
1965Driving and phone equals bad, nty
1966Goddammit, ADOT, it's the Resistance now!  The Rebellion was decades ago.
1967ADOT has some really cheesy stuff up on the board at times. For example “Drive Hammered and get nailed”
1968NOtre Dame had a cheesy announcement  after the third quarter every home guy.  Sgt. McCarthy did it for 50+ years.  Same  idea (and he wrote a book about it)
1969
1970
1971“Remember, no one relishes a pickled driver."
1972
1973“Drive like a musician ... C sharp or B flat.”
1974
1975
1976Etc ...
1977Shoulda stopped at the casino
1978Or Top Golf! Talking Stick is awesome. 
1979Well shit. I thought using my turn signal was the safe thing to do. I guess I'll have to stop. I don't want to join the rebel scum.
1980Ohio: Use the force, not the phone.
1981My favorite sign I ever saw was in Nashville last week driving in. “Don’t move in mysterious ways. Use your blinker!” 
1982
1983I will always giggle at that. 
1984ADOT is fucking hilarious sometimes, although whoever runs the 51 signs is a fucking bore.
1985I live in arizona can confirm it feels like Tatooine 
1986Maybe 1 in 10 drivers will see your turn signal and go "oh, this gentleman would like to merge into my lane. I shall allow this gracefully." ...Everyone else hits the gas and closes the gap. Maybe the rebellion is using your opposite turn signal to fool the merge blockers into letting their guard down.
1987I bet most of those people on the road are snowbirds
1988That’s my exit. 
1989Being from Arizona and seeing these signs I hope I'm not the only one who rolls their eyes at all the lame slogans they try ago pitch us
1990And some bible beater gets super offended saying Arizona is promoting witchcraft. 
1991"Use your wand. The signal wand behind the steering wheel."
1992Rebellion is obviously star wars grandma
1993I can't tell if the message is reverse psychology or procatalepsis. 
1994As someone who lives in Arizona and drives on these streets daily, this is the least of the bad puns you have to worry about on these signs
1995"Leave the Doorbusting to Black Friday" was enough for me. 
1996"Or a wreck you will cause."
1997lol 
1998HWY 66 to D.C. read, “speeding leads to the dark side”. I was going to take a picture then remember Master Yoda probably wouldn’t be cool with it.
1999In Virginia last night I saw a sign on 95 that said “Speeding leads to the dark side”. 
2000Yep, saw that yesterday aswell going from RVA to Vb
2001The ones in Dallas say some shit like "Luke, the force doesn't work. Dial #999 for roadside assistance." 
2002Did it? I saw it while I was driving by but it changed to the second panel with the roadside stuff faster than I could read the first line.
2003Yeah something along those lines. 
2004USE YOUR SIGNAL, YOU FAT COW!
2005I think we are safe to say whoever does these signs in PHX is a Star Wars fan. This isn't the first. And bless her/him. They do a good job on these signs. 
2006It is difficult when you drive a BMW, I don't believe they have turn signals?
2007What is everyone talking about people do use their singnals here. The only problem is they let you know only after they've began merging 
2008
2009Also if you're that regular that cuts everyone off on the freeway ramps theres a special place in hell for you
2010Let's face it, they fell to the dark side by feeling the hate within (for other drivers).
2011I saw one in Minnesota that said "Drunk drivers end up in the Dark Side".
2012
2013It was a good effort, but I'm pretty sure it actually had the opposite effect of what it intended...
2014ADOT loves their fun traffic signs. 
2015mfw as a californian others use the same freeway numbers (BUT NOT THE)
2016The one in Texas read: 
2017
2018The force doesn't work Luke; Call 911 for roadside emergencies.
2019Was on the I-10 between Tucson an Willcox yesterday and a sign like this said "Focused drving is the way of the Jedi".
2020Couldn't  get a pic before flying by..got a good laugh though!
2021I saw another one just down the road in AZ that said - "Focused driving is the Jedi way"
2022Saw that on my drive home after work :)
2023I was driving through Tennessee a while back and every one of these signs read “Use your blinking blinker.”
2024it's true- all of it.
2025On Arizona Interstate 8 west near Gila Bend there's another one that says:
2026
2027FOCUSED DRIVING
2028
2029IS THE JEDI WAY
2030Was on the 10 between Chandler and Casa Grande this evening as well. 
2031Phoenix adot always does shenanigans like this.
2032During the first newest star wars they had
2033
2034"Aggressive driving is the path that leads to the dark side" 
2035From Nevada into Arizona, on the way to Utah. I tried snapping a photo but was too slow.
2036in Colorado, turn signals are strictly ornamental and are not used as a simple reminder of a more quaint time
2037I had one where it said "The force is not strong with you, buckle up!"
2038People in Phoenix have a serious problem. I've almost been run off the road countless times because of people not using their signal. In all the states I've been to, AZ has some of the worst drivers.
2039We have way too many elderly who have no business driving.
2040Amen to that
2041Can always count on ADOT to put mildly entertaining or cute messages on their highway signs. My states DOT tries to be cute sometimes but it's basically standard in Arizona. 
2042Or, you know,... don’t be a fucking dick. 
2043Terrorist.
2044Support the Imperial Empire, cut all the seatbelts off
2045ADOT is fun, when U2 was in town saw one sign  saying "don't drive in mysterious ways"
2046Too many snowbirds who don’t know how to drive in the valley right now.
2047In Virginia, we had one that said “Speeding leads to the Dark Side”
2048Gotta love that eastern 101 traffic 🙁 right at talking stick always backing up 
2049Saw a sign like that here in Nebraska but it said rebel against distracted driving.
2050We. Are. Living. In. 1984.
2051Kinda more of a Brave New World don’t you think? 
2052Where is my orgy porgy
2053This is awesome and here I thought Arizona was full of douches
2054AND IM PROUD TO BE AN ARIZONAN WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW IM FREEEEEEEEEEE
2055These fucking signs continually cause traffic backups.  Likely due to idiots slowing to take pictures of them.
2056Naw they are too busy texting to notice.
2057John Cusack kind of reminds me of a less Irish Dylan Moran
2058So a Sober Dylan Moran?
2059And you are the “witty” commenter. 
2060Good shit. Also, happy cake day!
2061Ayyy lmao
2062That's what he said. 
2063*fewer
2064Source:  High Fidelity (2000)
2065One of my favorites. Nice editing
2066Yeah I BET you liked the editing FUCKER!
2067You forgot one in the top 5 commenters. The one who puts the source in the comments.
2068Great Movie...we need to do the Top 5 r/funny posts of all time.
2069Is there an app to use to create these types of things? 
2070I'm not familiar with any apps for editing. I've only ever used After Effects and Photoshop.
2071Just watched this for the first time last week! It's aged really well.
2072If you've not read the book, it is great.  Nick Hornby (also the writer of About a Boy and Fever Pitch) is skilled at putting the minds of men on paper.
2073I notice that your gif content is about commenting, but you appear to be a link karmawhore.  Ironic?  Perhaps....
2074Hello OP. You fucking asshole!!!
2075Was that John Travolta outside?
2076The hero we need bit don't deserve
2077BUT don't deserve
2078I know what I said 
2079Did you?  Did you know?  Or did you just steal it from 9gag?
2080Yep 
2081I'm So Meta Even This Acronym
2082yooooooooooo
2083Oh dear.
2084What don’t butts deserve? Love.
2085You guys set that up so perfectly. It's like im watching the Reddit Globetrotters 
2086I've seen this somewhere on 9gag before.
2087The best thing about this is that if you are familiar with the movie, the "types" totally match the characters they go with.  Well done.
2088WHAT. FUCKING. IAN GUY?!
2089I love that scene. How he gets interrupted and just when the audience has forgotten about that conversation, he excuses himself and goes into the back room and loses his shit. So well executed.
2090Get your patchouli stink out of my sub.
2091Move it, lard ass! 
2092Dumb mother fucker 🚬😒
2093"Did I comment to OP's post because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because OP's post?"
2094Thanks for this OP. Love this movie so much. It's a Cosby sweater! A Cosby
2095sweater!!
2096"Laura let you leave the house like that?" 
2097I swear to God, if you tore this thing, it’s vintage, and I would fuckin’ sock your nose.
2098Well this is headed to the front page.
2099This is spectacular. Considering High Fidelity is my favorite movie, I’m very biased. Regardless— this is truly stupendous. 
2100Why are you biased? Are you Tim Robbins?
2101I didn't know it was pick-on-the-middle-aged-square-guy day.  I'll be on my way.
2102This gif is so HQ, Verizon throttled me.
2103Isn’t tony hawk in that movie?
2104You're thinkin of the Royal Trux
2105Something witty
2106"I know what I said."   hehe
2107I swear I thought Joan was John in drag.  
2108Fuck you op? Can we get this to the top 5 so op and his stupid fucking gif will be right? ;)
2109Meta
2110Damn, this was well done. I approve.
2111Damn that was long.
2112
2113Observant.
2114Insert perfect, witty comment here. 
2115Cliche response to cliche comment about finding the cliche one.
2116But what about the username checks out comment? 
2117Clearly not top-5 worthy. Try to keep up.
2118I loved High Fidelity. I should rewatch it. 
2119You're five types short of a WatchMojo video.
2120This was amazing. I love the movie and the book. 
2121What did we do to deserve this? 
2122What a time to be alive
2123I am getting way too much joy out of this gif. It’s probably the shouting Joan Cusack. 
2124I adore her in pretty much everything.  
2125Accurate
2126This is the greatest use of High Fidelity I’ve ever seen. 
2127Grammar nazi here.  You fucked up the quotes in your image.  Downboats for you.
2128I love John Cusack 😜
2129Oh, is this from 9Gag?
2130No, funnyjunk.
2131I spy with my little eye something brown, you'll know it when you see it.
2132Fantastic!
2133Clever, but gratuitous overuse of motion tracking text. Is that even necessary?
2134Not all heroes wear capes.
2135Here's my witty comment!
2136You can still post this, which means that net neutrality was not needed.
2137Did you think the worry was an overnight lockdown on Internet traffic? Keep an eye on things over the next year or two, assuming the courts don't overturn that vote entirely.
2138I was trying to fit into one of the commenting categories... :(
2139Too long 
2140This gif isn't bad, until you realize each little headbob moves the text, and the text refuses to be consistent throughout. After that it is just a headache inducing mess covering up decent lines in a good movie. Good work OP, you managed to take something pretty good, and give people a headache online. I hope your mom is proud of you.
2141Hello number 5.
2142You have to be ugly and poor for this to really work.
2143that's how I know my future wifey loves me
2144That's the only reason why I'm poor and ugly. so I can the woman who truly loves me for me... yep, the only reason... any day now...
2145Won't hurt to be a little less funny, just to be sure she's after you, not your humour.
2146It's also a good idea to make sure that you don't smile or be too friendly or kind, because you don't want them liking you just because you're a nice person. They must accept you for the blank, bottomless, endless void of empty despair that you truly are. 
2147You’re really trying to paint the picture of the least desirable guy out there aren’t you...
2148ya wouldn't hurt if you stop taking showers to stand out more.
2149those clean clothes are just holding you back in your search for the perfect woman
2150At this point, you should really be casting out the vibe in public places like parks and train stations. Heck, live there. You don't want her to miss you. Hold up a sign: I ain't gonna lie, I need a drink. Honesty is attractive.
2151I need a woman who doesn't care about my rampant oral and genital herpes
2152I could never settle for anyone that would settle for me.
2153sometimes to love someone you have to be a stranger..
2154user name checks out
2155I should probably be a dick too, just to make sure she's not after me because I'm nice. 
2156Remember to check post history when you see someone's name contains xxx.
2157But your humour is you. So it works out. Go for the gold.
2158Your looks is also you.
2159The plan hasn't been working out too well for me so far.
2160But i'm dedicated to it and I will stick with it.
2161Alright there Tommy Wiseau.
2162Oh, hi Mark.
2163How's your sex life?
2164a ha ha ha ha HA ha ha ha ha
2165Yeah man, you never know. People are very strange these days. I used to know this girl, she had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it, beat her up so bad she ended up in a hospital on Guerrero Street.
2166Haha what a story, Mark!
2167...and she better be rich and pretty.
2168She's your future wiiiife!
2169Redditor self burns never get old.
2170"Dear future husband..."
2171You can pretend you are poor 
2172
2173can't easily pretend to be ugly. 
2174
2175SEE: coming to america. 
2176Lack of Hygiene would like to have a word with you.
2177Then you're a project for them to fix. This still works. 
2178Not really. Everyone's a project to somebody.
2179Cut your hair yourself and exclusively wear clothes that you order online while drunk. And if you accidentally order something that fits perfectly and looks good, return it.
2180See Ugly Betty
2181It depends, if you are poor because you have no concept of spending wisely or how to keep a job or perfectly happy being a 40 year old working in fast food, then yea... don't expect it to work.
2182And smelly and rude. With no sense of humour. 
2183
2184If she loves you even though you're a bum, you know it's True Loveâ„¢.
2185Perfect example.
2186exactly.  that's why I'm holding out for a wife before I make my fortune.
2187But when she inevitably divorces you for being an ugly, boring schlub she gets HALF, Eddie!
2188I'm hot and rich, but I'm so lonely. :(
2189You rang? 
2190Done and done.
2191Trust noone, not even yourself
2192can confirm
2193Ugly and poor and have a shit personality to be really sure.
2194You're over thinking this.  All you really have to do is while dating eat nothing but beans and oatmeal and broccoli and fart frequently and loudly around her... and if she still loves to toss your salad you know she really loves you.
2195Ka-ching!  Finally, I hit the jackpot.
2196I win this!!
2197He really stole this movie in my opinion.
2198Groot and Drax were the movie stealers. Maybe Yondu but that’s arguable.
2199Whistles angrily
2200Come A Little Bit Closer Intensifies
2201Mary Poppins activated
2202Of course he's cool engaged
2203Now I'm gonna have to see is this in the captions
2204Honestly yeah I cared little for the story of Peter and his dad. 
2205
2206I wanted more Yondu. 
2207Bitch don't you make me tear up in this thread
2208In a little cafe, on just the other side of the border.....
2209SHE WAS A-SITTING THERE A-GIVIN’ ME LOOKS THAT MAKE MY MOUTH WATER
2210He may have been his daddy, but he wasn't his father
2211Honestly, the ending of the movie, the funeral with Father and Son playing is my favourite scene in the entire MCU. 
2212Same honestly, sucked Yondu died actually felt really sad.
2213You might want to consider proofreading that.
2214I didn't really care for the plot in this one.
2215I love "You don't have to believe in yourself.. because I believe in you!"
2216Don't believe in yourself. Believe in me, who believes in you!
2217GRUTTO! GATTAI!
2218Welp now I'm thinking of Gurren Lagann and it's increasingly confusing/not-really-sure-it-works-that-way "believe in X" statements.
2219Just watched this for the first time last week and that line immediately made me think of Gurren.
2220“Mantis! Look out!”
2221I lost my shit that line after the sweet hero pan shot ubruptly ended. 
2222I never thought she'd be able to do it....   
2223
2224....with as weak and skinny as she appears to be. 
2225He's MARY POPPINS y'all.
2226I kind of disagree. The Mary Poppins line was awesome but it wasn’t the best line in the movie.
2227“They’re called ‘Harbulary Batteries.’”
2228
2229
2230
2231“OWWW MY NIPPLES!!!!”
2232Did you make a penis?
2233Dang I had to look this one up. Dunno how I forgot it.
2234My favorite line is when Craglin (or however that’s spelled) is sitting in the ship singing “Soup, Soup!” to himself.
2235DEFINITELY Yondu. This movie really did a lot to build Rocket, Drax and especially Yondu. Practically gave us half of their character that we never even knew was missing.
2236He may have been your father, boy, but he wasn't your daddy!
2237This movie was about Yondu.
2238
2239I cry like a little girl everyone I watch it.
2240
2241I love the movie, can't keep from crying.
2242Groot was mostly terrible in this movie.  Such heavy handed attempts to shove "aww" moments in, was bad.  
2243Unpopular opinion. But I agree, wasn't a big groot fan this go around. 
2244I went "awww" at all the appropriate parts, but I think it was objectively ham-fisted, clumsy, and weak moviemaking.
2245
2246It's just like the sequel to the hangover, or the sequel to ace ventura, or whatever.  Like, they don't quite understand why the formula worked so well the first time, so they just do everything MORE, everything BIGGER.  So they avoid risk, but produce an aggressively mediocre movie.  
2247Rocket?
2248So much for Quill being good for thievin'.
2249Adult Groot is one of the most relatable characters to me, but I agree that Drax is the greatest source of humour. 
2250
2251I especially how he made Rocket's mind implode by saying Peter and Yondu look the same. That facial expression is something I'll never forget
2252The best part about that scene is that everyone was shocked by Drax's comment that Peter and Yondu looked the same, but by the end of the film you realized Drax was just looking beyond appearances. Drax could see that Yondu was Peter's daddy: Peter showed all the same characteristics, as someone who wasn't above petty crimes like stealing, but also had a conscience and extreme loyalty to his friends and family. They were exactly alike.
2253This is wholesome as hell
2254IN that case, Yondu and Rocket were also father and son. 
2255I think the difference is that Peter is the way he is because of Yondu. He was raised by him, and took on all his traits and personality.
2256
2257That movie was a tribute to step-fathers. It was all about how genetics doesn't matter all that much, what matters is being there for your children. Peter got his powers from his biological father and didn't get his looks from Yondu. But his biological father's values were incompatible with his and he couldn't be made to join him because he had acquired his values from Yondu.
2258I'm crying again, on public transportation this time.
2259I doubt it. Drax's race is entirely literal. I'm sure when he says "you look exactly alike", he means they literally look the same to him
2260“You thought me and Yondu were blood relatives?”
2261“He’s blue!”
2262“You look exactly alike!”
2263Yes, everytime Drax was on the screen I laughed out loud.
2264MY NIPPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2265Harbulary batteries.
2266“That’s nothing like what I just said.”
2267Drax is an honorable man, he would never steal.
2268Yondu.
2269
2270That is all.
2271Somehow Drax manages to pull of being so deep and so shallow all at the same time, its actually beautiful.
2272A triumph of writing, direction, and acting. That last bit is interesting because of Bautista's previous life in pro wrestling. He's done some serious roles. They just give him enough clothes to occlude how incredibly ripped he is.
2273I read in an interview with him where he said he wanted to do more serious roles to try new things and improve his acting but he said "No one wants to hire you to be the sensitive guy when you look like a fucking gorilla."
2274I read the same quote. He's gotten great roles and has reported enjoying the very different directing styles, and how it helps him learn to be aware of things.
2275There is a new movie coming out rather soonish (forgot the name). Where he is playing a rather serious mainrole. I was kinda hyped for the release.
2276I thought his brief appearance in the new Blade Runner was pretty good.
2277There was a mini-sode with him in it that takes place a little bit before the movie. Its on YouTube 
2278It worked for Arnold and The Rock.  
2279Bushwick didn’t get good reviews, but I thought for what it was it was pretty well done. 
2280The interview in question. Pretty good read.
2281Now that I think about it, WWE has had some of the best acting I have ever seen in my life. 
2282Can you move your eyebrows like The Rock?
2283
2284On a more serious note, it's a mixed bag. The bar is not high, athleticism is extremely important, and being typecast is actually a good thing (makes The Turn better, or hating/loving a character more rewarding).
2285If early 2000s Steve Austin will tell you anything, the upper echelon of pro wrestling has very little to do with Athletic abilities. 
2286I mean they can still lift 250-pound humans over their heads like they're nothing, so there's a fair bit of athleticism.
2287
2288Charisma is what will get you famous, but you need the athleticism to even be a contender.
2289Tell that to the great Khali. 
2290Well ...the documentary on 
2291 South Park confirms that😀
2292Well, beautiful on the inside.
2293Isn't it sad how Drax's thoughts will never know who really likes them?
2294One of the best scenes is when he's thinking about his daughters and Mantis uses her empathy powers and comes to overwhelming sadness and he's just stoneface. Such a good scene
2295Such a great movie. I love when someone called Rocket a 'triangle faced monkey' and in the next shot you can seem him in the background get super sad over it. 
2296He feels his snout to check how triangular it is.
2297It made me feel so sad though!
2298Which movie? Pardon my ignorance.
2299Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
2300
2301Recommend both movies. Anything from Marvel really, unless you're one of those people that hate science fiction.
2302Thanks! I'll check it  out :)
2303I wouldn’t say any MCU movie. I didn’t care for Iron Man 3.
2304Iron Man 3 was fantastic, best Iron Man movie and an top-notch action film. However, if you’re obsessed with complete faithfulness to the comics (in which case why are you watching the MCU at all?) you might have problems with parts of it.
2305I still believe it was a shoddy run. He destroys all of his suits but then comes Avengers 2 and he's got em all again.
2306I love science fiction, but my god I'm so tired of superheroes.  There are constantly new ones and remakes of old ones that I thought just got made or something.  They all blend together in my head and I end up remembering nothing about any of the movies because they're all so similar.  
2307
2308I liked Guardians of the Galaxy, and Deadpool was fun, but I was tired of superhero movies even before the first Avengers movie came out, and now I've just blocked out the existence of new ones.
2309Damn, sorry you feel that way. 
2310In 10 years I reckon superhero movies will be viewed like cheesy 80s action movies. Some have been good but it's oversaturated for sure.
2311Well, you don't have to watch movies.  Just turn on TV and watch a legal or medical show.  
2312
2313You have lots of options.
2314Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol. 2
2315Guardians of the Galaxy 2
2316the beautiful people
2317
2318aahhHHHHH
2319HEY! YOU! What do you see?
2320Something beautiful and something free
2321There's no time to discriminate hate every motherfucker that gets in your way
2322Marilyn Manson?
2323Yes
2324Can confirm, am ugly.
2325Say it with me. "I'm ugly and I'm proud!"
2326Say it over there though.
2327behind that curtain preferably 
2328Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!
2329What what was I about to say again? ( Peaking head out of curtain shouting)
2330In a whisper.
2331
2332"I'm ugly and I'm stupid!"
2333Is THAT what they're calling it?
2334HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2335Found Jimmy Carr
2336HA h a a a a a a a a
2337I'm as ugly as two bums fucking under a bridge, I never thought that was a reason to trust someone.
2338Don't worry.  You're probably only a 4.  Us 3's and 2's are extremely rare.
2339Yes... we are.
2340Pics or it didn't happen. 
2341I was actually surprised w/ how good the second one was. But just the jokes. Everything else was pretty meh. 
2342I'm glad they wrapped it up how they did, but man I sure had second thoughts when they started playing catch
2343I started having second thoughts when Ego was the only person on the planet, he had a gigantic shrine devoted to himself, and Chris Pratt was the only person left in the universe like Ego. It reminded me too much of Futurama all the way through the movie.
2344Little g.
2345Same with being rich. After getting to know some wealthy people it's not all it's cracked up to be.
2346Imma disagree.
2347
2348Being poor or unable to accrue wealth sucks ass.
2349Of course being poor sucks ass. I didn't say it didn't, I said that being wealthy isn't all it's cracked up to be. Those two things aren't mutually exclusive.
2350
2351One of the great tragedies is that for most of the things people envy, there's no corresponding joy felt by people who have those things.
2352Yeah I don't doubt that being rich has it's own problems, but I'd sure rather have those problems than mine. Wealth generally gives you a lot more options and thus control over your life, poverty makes you feel trapped and desperate.
2353You’d be surprised how trapped wealthy people can be. You get used to a certain lifestyle, your SO and kids expect it. Then they want you to get promoted so you make more, but that comes with a ton of responsibility (which eats into personal time). The new rich make big bucks because they give their whole life to their job. You have to act a certain way and talk a certain way all the time, like your life is a permanent customer service job. The kids don’t appreciate the money because they’ve never known anything else. There’s always someone richer that they wish they could be. I recently heard children of huge wealth complaining that their friend had more houses than them. They were very upset that their friend had a party house as well as a house in Asia and 7 in California. It doesn’t matter that their dad makes millions a year because he doesn’t make 10 million a year. The kids were stunned that doctors make only 300k/year and why isn’t it higher? They didn’t want to be doctors anymore because it wasn’t paid well enough and the work was so demanding. 
2354
2355Sure they can eat caviar any time, but they’re paying $45k a year for each kid to go to middle school. I’m not saying they’re unhappy, but it’s definitely not as exciting as it sounds. They still barely take vacations because work is too demanding. 
2356
2357If this still sounds great to you, just focus on making money. Ignore everything else. Networking is important, so always be on your best behavior without being fake. Make important friends, not fun friends. People who want to be rich all pal together. It’s definitely doable. Get a degree in finance and push yourself to constantly be doing an amazing job at work. Commit your whole life to making money and you will make money. 80 hour weeks studying and busting your ass almost always has fruition somewhere. 
2358If they don't like being rich anymore, then they are completely welcome to send me a 100Gs or so.
2359Yeah there's a serious imbalance between the two when you compare them to Maslows hierarchy of needs lol
2360I'd take social problems over practical ones anyday. Partly because I already have social problems, so hardly can get any worse.
2361I'll take all those other issues in exchange for making enough to be able to move out.  I'm kind of stuck completely for another year and it's killing me.
2362If you are rich you can still live like a poor or average person. Nobod is forcing you to spend everything on expensive stuff.
2363If you gain wealth by earning it, and have a family, that isn't necc true. The family court system will mandate you earn the maximum income you're capable of, or put you in jail. "Imputed income".
2364I'd rather be rich and alone. 
2365It's a cross I'm willing to bear. 
2366This is why I have trust issues
2367This is a solid humble brag.
2368My wife claimed that she loved me, even after calling me a lot of horrible things. 
2369Except when that's their fetish. Although, they would technically still love you for who you are, you being ugly.
2370I’m ugly and I’m proud! 
2371And yet if an ugly person loves you it may be that they have no other option, yet a pretty person has selected you over their other suiters.
2372If you want to be happy for the rest of your life.
2373The truest form of love is between two ugly people.
2374Well, while there are obviously patterns/objective standards, beauty is ultimately in the eye of the beholder. So it's totally possible that you're ugly, but this specific person thinks you're beautiful and doesn't really love you for who you are.
2375“ugly” is subjective 
2376Also great movie 
2377Also applies for when you have a vagina. 
2378Who hurt you?
2379Drax and Mantis were probably the best part of that sequel. They were so sweet and wholesome.
2380Hands down the star of that movie!
2381Other beauties duhh
2382When you're ugly you can tell just HOW ugly by looking at the person who loves you. 
2383...but I'm not that great of a person either, really.
2384The best part of this film was that scene. The cold hard truth delivered without emotion. Love it.
2385same with famous people.
2386I like to think I'm mildly attractive, yet no one loves me, does that mean I just trust that everyone who knows me thinks that being attractive doesn't make up for quiet personality?
2387From this statement, cane soap operas 
2388He looks old, but he's actually 40.
2389
2390Debt is hard.
2391That hit home. I'm currently 39 and will be paying off my loans next year. 
2392I plan on giving up my citizenship and leaving USA. . . It was not worth it.
2393I just paid off my loans this week. Now to get more loans for a house 😔 
2394This is not funny. This is sad
2395It’s funny because it’s true. I’m going to go cry now
2396It's sad that there are so many stupid college graduates.  
2397
2398Lol, $200,000 student loans.  Tween daycare.
2399More like America consumer based economy. Good old capitalism everything's for sale you may just not like the price. 
2400100% agree. Mine were paid off 2 years after graduation. I didn't take out excessive loans. Only took enough to cover what I needed.
2401Some people need more. 
2402"Tell me.... was it worth it?"
2403"He better... invent the longer-lasting lightbulb, or cure cancer, or something."
2404"You can't put a price on the university experienceâ„¢, though!"
2405No. Not likely. 
2406Apparently not.  Looks like he turned into an old cumberbitch.
2407According to Peter K Rosenthal, head film critique of the Onion, something like $200 million and 6 months of shooting were used for that opening scene at the graveyard memorial.  
2408Lol are you joking? Why??
2409It's very possible he's not joking. The Onion says silly things from time to time. 
2410https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtsnToMAaPk
2411I was always impressed by how similar elderly Ryan looks to young Ryan. Good casting there. 
2412Yep. I’ll be 66.
2413Your parents paid theirs off with a minimum wage job. Slacker! 
2414Yea, but why? is the interest rate absurdly low? Or are you only able to pay off a little bit for an enormous loan? What's the go?
2415What is student loans?
2416Same goes for my mortgage.
2417At least you don't have to provide a death certificate to get out of paying that back. 
2418What movie is this?
2419Saving Private Ryan, or should I say All of Private Ryan's Savings.
2420Part II - Saving Private Ryan's savings. 
2421Saving Private Ryan's Private Savings
2422This makes me sad that you haven't seen it. But then again, you now have the opportunity to watch it for the first time. Enjoy!
2423Haha I have seen it, just don't remember. It's been a long time 
2424Doesn’t matter. You’re not old enough to watch it. Go to bed
2425It’s also shown in Metallica’s music video for Fade to Black 
2426America, you broken.
2427Maybe try studying something that pays well and is in demand? College is an investment. If your degree doesn't allow you to pay back your loans, you probably shouldn't have paid for that degree.
2428I paid off my student loans quite literally on the day I graduated university. It was a good day to say the least.
2429Me, too.
2430Me, too.  College doesn't make people smart, graduating without debt does.
2431It didn’t used to be like that
2432That’s what happens when you consistently play the “long game” of Feel the Burn.
2433Looks like clarkeson at the end..
2434It's been over a minute and I'm still laughing.  And still paying off student loans 12 years later. Somehow the humour fades as that reality sets in. 
2435Too much truth. It hurts
2436Was that Matt Daemon in old guy makeup? If so fuck me. I just realized it after 19 years.
2437If u age that much in 12 yrs, God damn. 
2438May your hats fly as high as your dreams.
2439I have a fuckin professor who says not to worry about student loan debt because he doesnt and he claims that it doesnt affect his life. He is a fucking moron. 
2440I'll be 63.
2441I am so close to paying off my help debt, only around ten more months. Then i get a bit more cash to put in savings for the ultimate debt, a house. 
2442Meh. Paid off my student loans within 5 years after graduation with a bachelors degree. I paid my entire way with no grants or funding from parents. I worked multiple jobs and took what required classes I could at a cheaper 2-year community college before getting them transferred over. After graduating, we had 1 child born, but I still kept up on loan payments and eventually took a slight risk by using my emergency "rainy day" savings to wipe it out completely. I don't know that I'll ever understand this issue because I apparently got lucky somehow.
2443Am I the only one who paid their tuition in cash?  It's just $2,600 per semester.
24441500 a quarter at community college 2800 at university. Pell grant + small loans will keep me under 20k. Of courae i already have my own place so i dont need to rent and i have relatives with lots of left overs. Sooo i have other advantages.
2445I stopped getting Pell grants when I blew past 180 undergraduate credits.
2446Thank goodness I got a scholarship, but I can see minimum wage not being great at paying rent and tuition and food and car insurance if you had no family to aid you.
2447That’s what I’m doing. My tuition is about 3k a semester for 12+ credits. As long as I keep a decent full time job I’ll be able to keep paying out of pocket. I have about 3k in subsidized student loans (from my first year when I was just getting started) that I plan on paying off before the interest kicks in on them. It just sucks to have to do full time school in my free time between full time working. 
2448
2449I’ll honestly be more proud of my ability to do that than my actual degree 
2450haha... In all seriousness, don't bother going to college unless you are going for STEM. Save yourself the money and time by going to a local community college. Wish I did. 
2451Business isn't horrible either, but if you're going for sociology or gender studies gl paying that off. 
2452Business major here. Things aren't the worst for me
2453“Earn this”
2454Fortunately paid mine off less than a year after - I didn't have as much debt as the average student. Just better to save a small cushion then put the excess into debt.
2455Priorities people. Focus money on debt
2456i dunno. paid mine off in 2 years. dont major in pranicing and womans studies and you can jet a job. what im saying is dont cry about not being able to pay them off when you chose a field that has no or limited jobs.
2457Worked full time and paid my own way through college.  No fancy university, but a degree is a degree.  No loans.  No debts.  But then again I didn't study lesbian dance theory so....
2458Im talking to a girl, we are pretty much like this. I may end up married soon guys.
2459"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
2460
2461"I do."
2462
2463"And do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
2464
2465"You too."
2466"you may now kiss the bride."
2467
2468"y-you too." 
2469-Jack Douglas to Erin 
2470and that is how you accidentally became a mormon 
2471What makes you think a homosexual relationship would be any easier than a heterosexual one?
2472What makes you think the poster isn't in a homosexual relationship?
2473I think he misinterpreted the "I'm talking to a girl, we are pretty much like this" part of it. He's probably thinking that the "we" means "we girls" rather than "we as a couple," with the latter being the take that I and I suspect most of us readers gathered from it. In that case, he's inferred from what he read that she's a lesbian, and that she's being presumptuous for thinking that a lesbian relationship could possibly be so simple. In short, he's mansplaining to her about a lesbian relationship, lol. He's a rare breed, that one. :p
2474lol, actually I misread the second part and thought it said "I may end up marrying guys". 
2475
2476I humbly accept my downvotes. 
2477This comment thread is all sorts of messed up, lol. Thanks for the clarification. Sorry I assumed your gender and your mansplaining-status. :p No offense intended, but I accept responsibility if it was generated, nonetheless.
2478I loved the ups and downs of this rollercoaster of an exchange. You two seem like nice people.
2479They'll get married soon.
2480Should totally edit your original post to clarify or folks will continue to ground pound you with the downvotes unfairly. 
2481Did you just assume he's a man? I am so triggered right now
2482Lol. Touché, motherfucker.
2483Chill out, edge Lord. 
2484What makes that unknown gender think that the originally commenter is a girl?
2485I'm sorry, what? 
2486What the hell, man?
2487This is legitimately adorable.  Kudos to acomik.com if it is their OC.
2488i think the term the kiddos use these days is adorkable
2489If the term kiddos means people over the age of 40, then yes.
2490I hate when I do this shit. 
2491
2492“Enjoy your movie!”
2493
2494“You too!” .......... (Fuck, they aren’t watching one.)
2495
2496“Enjoy your meal!”
2497
2498“Yep, you too!” ........ (Fuck, they aren’t about to eat.)
2499Thanks you for shopping at Walmart,
2500
2501You too
2502
2503Fuuuuuck
2504Remember to tell people "take luck."
2505r/unexpectedregan
2506I'm so sad that's not a real thing
2507I do this on purpose a lot. Usually I find it funny, but sometimes it cringes me out and I regret it.
2508“Happy Birthday!”
2509
2510“Thanks, you too!”
2511
2512[facepalm]
2513Welcome to COSTCO...I love you 
2514So I was checking in my back for a flight and the attendant said "Have a great flight"
2515
2516"You too."
2517
2518"..."
2519
2520"Fuck I mean--"
2521
2522"It's okay I get that all the time."
2523
2524[Internal weeping]
2525But flight attendants do take the flight... don't they? 
2526Used to work at a movie theater. Every time I said “Enjoy the show!” About 70% of the time the customer would say “You too!”, and I’d cringe because I know that pain too well. 
2527Girl at my gym counter checks me in and says have a good work out. I reply with, thanks. You too. 
2528Idiot.
2529Next time, maybe leave out the "idiot."
2530Nobody tells Dwight Schrute how to talk!
2531TBF, I see check-in employees at the gym working out after their shift. 
2532/r/WholesomeMemes
2533According to this comic I should be married to half of my customers
2534Y.. you too
2535Gotta find your equal half. I'm useless and depressed and somehow I found my girl who is equally useless and depressed. Now we get to be useless together and it's awesome sometimes.
2536Why does that sound adorable to me? Being useless together.
2537Shoo! Shoo! Go back to facebook!
2538Shoo! Shoo! Go back to lurking!
2539Jokes on you I don't use facebook. Not because I'm edgy like that but because I don't care for anyone except the person I live with.
2540Only hipsters would say they are not hipsters, and I am not a hipster. 
2541Wholesome memes is calling you.
2542Good job bro
2543relevant Brian Regan
2544Came here for this lol!
2545
2546Can’t handle the “you too” phrase
2547Love, uhh, finds a way.
2548Would you like a Jeff Goldblume Conversational unh, wafer?
2549If only it were that easy.  
2550Is this original? If so fantastic comic!
2551If not ;( where can I find more
2552It literally says at the bottom, http://acomik.com
2553ya but where can I find more?
2554http://anothercomik.com
2555YA BUT WHERE CAN I FIND MORE?
2556And that kids, is how I met your mother 
2557Reminds me of a Brian Regan skit.
2558Oh my god this is the cutest shit I've seen all week!
2559
2560Thanks for the good feels, op :D 
2561Obligatory "still a better love story than twilight".
2562
2563God that meme must be ancient now. 
2564http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/23200000/-Twilight-Sparkle-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-twilight-sparke-23269690-745-1000.jpg
2565Oof
2566Was uncomfortable at first, but ended up happy :)
2567This is all i want
2568This WILL be my life story.
2569http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/first-date/n27679?snl=1
2570I've never laughed this awkwardly before
2571
2572I'm not sure how I feel about this.
2573I had this, it was nice and comforting. I miss it. 
2574
2575On a positive note, I hope it'll last longer for others!
2576This is all too accurate although some of us are like this naturally without it being someone we are into. 
2577/r/4panelcringe
2578I need to call my pizza guy. 
2579Y-y-you too. 
2580sound just like how my brain works. Still waiting =P
2581r/wholesomememes
2582Thats why i never say you too regardless of context, i always just reply thanks
2583Digging the art style man. 
2584Story of my life lol
2585This is how i feel after working a cash register all day. Just random politeness and gestures that dont necessarily makes sense. 
2586I'm imagining people in restaurants crowing like roosters to call the waiter/waitress now.
2587This comic is cute. :)
2588STILL a better love story than Twilight
2589This is very accurate.
2590Me too, thanks.
2591Was okay when I figured out how to read the damn thing
2592Aww, c'mon. This is painfully unfunny.
2593I hate this
2594"Every time I think she's mine, I herp."
2595"Whenever I think we'll be together, I derp."
2596"Someday I hope I'll find, someone who doesn't mind, being embarrassed by me all of the tiiiiime."
2597They do this, and they get married, I do this, and I wait a month before I return to that place
2598I accidentally say "you too" to service folk all the time. I just don't care anymore.  
2599That was really sweet.
2600Their sex life must be great. That shyness and awkwardness can only mean hot steaming sweaty loud love making.
2601I'm lucky that I'm the kind of awkward that I just say "Thanks" to everything
2602
2603settle the discussion with as little words as possible
2604It’s a mind game.  He’s fucking with his opponent
2605Exactly like a cat would do.
2606THE MAN
2607THE MYTH
2608THE LEGEND!!
2609SCOTT STERLING 
2610It’s a plane!
2611The goalkeeper.
2612When you lag in real life
2613Remember the 5 D's. Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge.
2614kid just runs to get the ball for another attempt
2615Garfield?
2616He's just practicing faking an injury so he can go pro one day.
2617Scott Sterling with the save!  His teammates welcome him back a HERO!
2618Scott Sterling, the early years.
2619https://gfycat.com/AgitatedBeautifulHake
2620What a save!
2621If he keeps that up he will have a very promising career in football.
2622My cat's reflex would be to bite my head off
2623Reminds me of the intro scene to Happy Gilmore.
2624Yeah, a dead one.
2625I want to believe the cat is the one moving his paws, not the owner moving their fingers.
2626I made myself believe this and I laughed again. Second time in my life 
2627Like they are controlling a giant robut
2628Now imagine machinery sound effects like the cat is operating levers.
2629Yeah, owner's fingers moving the cat paws. weird. 
2630"I couldn't think of a title"
2631Who's the puppet master now!
2632"one pussy, two fingers"
2633/r/Titleporn
2634"no upvote needed"
2635Titles like this are why the search function on Reddit doesn’t work. 
2636No comments Needed
2637No reply needed
2638No gold needed
2639[deleted]
2640No account needed
2641Haha, this cracked me up. Imagine if this really was the only comment
2642Kitty used Metronome. It was super effective.
2643I was thinking windshield wiper, but I find metronome acceptable as well. 
2644Long live the king
2645That cat is very quietly plotting your demise.  Well, more than usual, anyway.
2646So, what holds the camera?
2647GoPro headstrap. Welcome to 2017
2648nonono not this again
2649Prehensile penis, probably
2650Cat proves they are in control
2651The Lion King would be a very different movie if when Scar had Mufasa hanging off that cliff, he just took the opportunity to fiddle with his paws for a bit.
2652Sir, I am a lawyer representing the estate of Charles Chaplin and I demand you remove this unauthorized reproduction of his beloved work.
2653No Upvotes Needed
2654I don't get it, if only the title would just explain it for me.
2655Keyboard cat
2656This could really use a title.
2657I kept expecting the cat to get annoyed with the owner and pounce on their face....
2658"I tolerate you, human, because you give me food."
2659It puts its fingers on the paws or else it gets scratches from the claws.....
2660Yeah I play with pussy 
2661Gorillaz - Aspen Forest works really well with this _^
2662Look mom, I'm flying a spaceship
2663shouldn't have given it cat food
2664Can-can, can you do the can-can....
2665Paw title.
2666"Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, start.
2667
2668Now I have 270 lives."
2669"No Title Needed" is a title in itself
2670Purrin’ On the Ritz
2671He beautiful 
2672Tippy tappy tippy tappy tippy tappy :3 
2673Plays in rhythm to this
2674Thought this was going to be a “Long live the king...” thing
2675The cat without eyes. 
2676Yup cool as
2677Long live the King
2678r/aww
2679They will be escorted off the premises?
2680Good business plan. That's one way to hook em. 
2681For sure, it will keep everyone from tramping around in their bushes.
2682Trespassers are ab-whore-nt. 
2683I think it's a trick. I've cut through here dozens of times. It's a shortcut to the john. 
2684People who do that are just whoreable!
2685Where are my s hoes?
2686stripped of their rights!
2687
2688given the hook!
2689No, escalatored off the pretenses. Git yer linguage wright.
2690Don't threaten me with a good time 
2691Hahaa, you dirty dog lol
2692Champagne Cocaine Gasoline
2693And all things in between 
2694When you realize the sign means exactly what it says...
2695I am hearing this in Elmer Fudd’s voice
2696I heard it in Yosemite Sam's voice
2697Ditto on Yosemite Sam.  This is how I’ll pronounce “trashpassers” from now on lol
2698Maybe Roy Moore's voice...
2699Sean Connery
2700Should also add that yes, this is in Arkansas.  Woo Pig Sooie!
2701i read that in a drunk voice
2702r/shubreddit
2703Thanks for the introduction!
2704That’s pretty intimidating, makes you wonder if they’re insane? Might be a little illegal though...
2705Wellsir, reckon we'll do our trashpassin' elshwheres then.
2706That's what you get for passing trash around
2707Yeah...and it's not spelled correctly either. 
2708Absolutely real, still hanging next to gate. I’m way out in the boondocks where (unfortunately) many kids graduate illiterate. 
2709
2710I’m very tempted to steal it to hang in my garage. However, 100% terrified of the consequences.  lol
2711Is a playin' banji big 'n thim parts?
2712You’d be surprised. Actually know a couple people that can play the banjo.  
2713Photo, enlarge, hang in garage, and not get shot.
2714"AIN'T" WHY PUT THE APOSTROPHE INTO A WORD THAT "AIN'T" ENGLISH. BTW, IF YOU HEAR BANJOS JUST PADDLE FASTER :) THESE ARE THE SORT THAT KEEP A WATCHFUL EYE FOR PURDY MOUTHS
2715The apostrophe was added by autocorrect, but I’m guessing your issue lies with the actual word.  Round’ these parts  ain’t is as much of a word as y’all. (Autocorrect adds one to y’all too, not claiming that one either)
2716Venturestein wrote this
2717Good, ill make em go poor
2718Really thought that leaf in the bottom right was a “thumbs down” emoji.
2719Do NOT touch the tree-um.
2720Has someone been stealing their lemons?
2721Address? Asking for a friend. 
2722I'm surprised at the number of words spelled correctly. 
2723Pumpin ain't easy.
2724TRASHPASSERS
2725This is still second place to the hand-painted van that has a "FREE CANDY" sign on the side of it.
2726
2727http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/004/473/free-candy.jpg
2728Lol what is up with the hair thing? Always happens to me after wearing a winter hat for too long. 
2729Try keeping your hair in a ponytail for too long. 
2730I had short hair for years I grew it out because why not. Now it stops just below the bottom of my pectoral muscle. I have to pull it back at work or I can't see if I have to tilt my head down. During CPR training I ripped some out trying to do chest compressions because I didn't think to tie it back.
2731
2732I get this slow building headache throughout the day but nothing is better than pulling my ponytail out after work and rubbing my scalp.
2733
2734I want to cut it but I know I'll miss it.
2735I just cut mine off last month and this happened
2736My mom made me keep it long as a kid because it was so pretty. One night an adult had a bit too much to drink and I convinced them to cut my hair off. I got it shaved to a buzz cut.
2737
2738Mom flipped. That was expected.
2739
2740What wasn't expected was that my dream image of myself still had long hair, so every time I had a particularly vivid dream I would wake up with a shock to discover my hair was gone again. The dream self image went on for a good six months and morphed so it became a nightmare. Every night I would sit looking at myself (in my dream) holding on to my hair and feeling so relieved that it had grown back, but since I knew it would be gone in the morning I would start to panic and I didn't know why.
2741
2742It was super jarring and not fun at all.
2743That was a wild ride from start to finish!
2744Yeah even while I'm wearing the hat my head gets all itchy and sore.
2745That's why I don't wear hats. If I grow out my hair and keep it thick, then it's basically a hat... Right?
2746I sometimes get it when I take off my socks lol 
2747Bog crotch is the worst. 
2748the angry cousin of swamp ass
2749“Bog Crotch”...My sides
2750FINALLY, been looking everywhere for something to soothe my achy grandpa.
2751"Political conversations with your family" better stock up before xmas!
2752Obvious plant
2753
2754Edit: ow, it's you
2755I was looking for the stamp on the poster, it's on the damn box! 
2756Wow, I recently had immense pain on my scalp while wearing my hat.
2757
2758I thought that either I had just incubated 1000 nits, or suddenly gotten ecesma (spellink) all over my head.
2759
2760Nope, I had just parted my long hair too far close to the undercut side. I need a higher undercut.
2761I think that's the universes way of telling you to get rid of the undercut.
2762I only did it for comfort because I cant stand hair poking behind my ears.
2763df is an undercut 
2764https://i.imgur.com/ErfTLAv.jpg
2765Bog crotch. Fuck me. I could've gone my entire life without ever being exposed to the concept. Talcum powder, y'all! Or at least a battery-operated hair dryer for emergencies!
2766You should meet my friend, Bob Ducca!
2767Must be under new management.
2768I lol'd so hard that everyone gets an upvote.
2769"Dreaded brain worm."  ~ o_0
2770Brain worm. Fuck me I'll never get to sleep now.
2771Nothing like ruining the punch linenennenenene
2772It would infac worc betterererrr if it helped with Pajit Ai
2773Admit it!!! You tried saying it!!! 
2774I've never heard anyone else reiterate that hat/hair ache thing. It's nice to know I'm not alone. 
2775I wish netflix had a "TV Mode" where you could shuffle play a category.  It would be like TV, and you can switch to watching just one series if something catches your fancy.
2776
2777I like netflix, but I like cable because I can "just put something on" without having to scroll through and choose a show.
2778Been praying for a shuffle feature on TV shows such as ones I’ve watched multiple times through like the office or parks and rec where any episode would be good to watch/as background noise.
2779This is a cool idea but...
2780
2781shuffles to scott's tots
2782
2783Oh god, no plz.
2784
2785shuffles to a season 1 parks and rec episode
2786
2787Borrrrring.
2788
278915 minutes later I finally just manually pick something
2790Hahaha Scott’s tots, I love the idea that the writers probably wanted to make that the cringiest episode lol
2791It's art, really. Show equivalent of a fork against the teeth. 
2792I love that episode. It's like a crazy strong blue cheese. So strong you wince but it's delicious so you take another bite.
2793It's the only episode that my wife refuses to watch. The cringe is 11/10.
2794I can't be bothered to manually pick background noise. Let me just sit down, hit shuffle, and surf reddit while I hear that beautiful white noise.
2795Paying to flip thru football games doesn't sound too appealing though 
2796You are actually a genius.
2797I've been saying this for years. Isn't it just the logical next step to have playlists and community channels where you can just tune in to whatever, movies, series episodes, docs.
2798Community channels, public playlists, curated ‘mood’ playlists 
2799And then they can add commercials! Yay!/s
2800Why don’t companies ever listen to all the great ideas customers come up with?
2801If you have Plex, it has a shuffle feature that is exactly this.  I have an awesome background channel of myth busters, supernatural, family guy, how it works, basically a shuffle of only tv shows I like.
2802I have Plex but didn't realize it had this. Where is the option?
2803On mobile, I go to the tv library, and select browse, not discover.  At the top of the screen, there's the standard "crossed arrows" shuffle icon.  
2804
2805You can also set up filters, I have one set for shows I'm not watching new, so I don't shuffle through seasons or shows I haven't watched yet.
2806The FFX app has this for Simpsons episodes, it will just play random episodes one after another
2807They got rid of the shuffle button on Roku. Now I have to use dice to select an episode, like an animal. 
2808I second this. Netflix needs this!
2809I love this idea too but I doubt it will ever happen. Netflix already constantly auto pauses to ask me if I'm still watching (I'm assuming this was a concession to the telcom companies) and now with net neutrality dead you could fall asleep watching shows and end up with a thousand dollar bill for "overage charges".
2810I really love cable, and in an odd sense I even like ads sometimes. There are days where I want an uninterrupted binge of my favorite show, don’t get me wrong, but there are other days where I just want light noise that I don’t want to get too invested in. What’s good about cable is that it doesn’t hook you in too much: you can sleep to it, do homework beside it, or do a mundane task while watching it because you’re not hooked enough to spend every effort to pay attention.
2811Try pluto.tv on whatever streaming box. Its free and scratches the mindless channel flipping itch at least for me
2812I set up a Plex server just for this, I saved and ripped tons of dvds for shows and such now now i can just pick shows/tvs then shuffle.
2813Most areas have antenna channels yeah? Just wrap some wire around your coax and switch your TV over to antenna
2814Check out Netflix roulette app. 
2815Change phone for PC and you got me.
2816This!   And ...  I cancelled cable and spent that cash on better internet speed!  HD antenna for a one time purchase of about $30 provides perfectly acceptable background while I game, surf, etc...
2817Exactly! Although traditional over the air TV Has been replaced with online TV options to choose my background shows while I reddit. Mostly because my HD antenna only get's one channel in my room, and I refuse to put up with commercial times longer than the shows themselves.
2818Thanks for saying surf it makes me feel like the net is still a cool place
2819http://streammachine.xyz/
2820Enjoy
2821not sure why you'd pay for that site
2822
2823if you're going to pirate you might as well do it for free.
2824$5 donation, and it has 130+ streaming channels
2825in HD
2826If you are require to pay a donation it is no longer a donation.
2827Same here. Moved in with my girlfriend who already had average speed internet along with cable tv. I told her to cancel the cable and upgrade the internet. I explained to her that it was possible to watch all of her favorite tv shows and movies (commercial free) all that for free (Kodi TV). We got rid of cable and now she's always watching her old favorite sitcoms. I also connected my PS4 controller to the computer so we can use the controller to browse for something to watch. 
2828
2829Cable TV these days is pointless. We have more and more people who use streaming services such as Netflix so our government took notice and now want to force Netflix to pay taxes for offering their streamjng services to people from my town (Quebec).
2830Here you go, it'll have way more than antenna but it's tricky to get it working:
2831
2832http://ccloudtv.org
2833Interesting. What kind of channels are offered? I don't expect any popular channels..
2834My PC is plugged in to the TV so for me it's both
2835listen here ya little shit
2836I got a skeeter on my peter and I can't get it off
2837Whack it off. 
2838Change TV to second computer screen and you got me.
2839
2840One screen for background noise/images, the other for surfing and gaming.
2841Are you my roommate? 
2842Change PC for Nintendo Switch and you got me.
2843Change TV for PC and you got me. 
2844I have YouTube on my phone playing while I do stuff on my PC
2845Literally what I’m doing right now.
2846I feel like I just got caught.
2847I'm doing a poo
2848I do this even when I'm working from home, which is pretty bad. 
2849Yep.
2850Music's good too
2851Podcasts are my go to. 
2852That's what Google home/echo good for.
2853"To use it as pc display".
2854I usually change to a sitcom so I feel like I'm part of a happy family :(
2855I’ll be part of your family (:
2856They need to add a "To cover up the porn noise from my phone" option.
2857Why on earth would you watch porn on your phone, sounds horrible?
2858The less immersed I am in some large, sweaty guy going to flavor town on some equally sweaty lady, the better
2859Mobile porn, duh. Beat it to the bus, on the bus, and when I'm getting off.
2860The struggle is real.
2861What’s the alternative?
2862Two sweaty ladies
2863Turn it on, find random sports, mute TV, turn on Twitch, fire up Eternal. I may have a problem. 
2864Doing this as we speak
2865I think tv has way too much ads these days and also they repeat the same shows over and over...
2866Jesus this got too real for me
2867I thought I was the only one
2868damn
2869
2870thats true 
2871
2872i tought i was the only one who did this.
2873Also so nobody murders me
2874Are you watching me?
2875Me right now
2876I hate how true this is
2877Try podcasts
2878Friend simulators
2879Oof
2880Ouch
2881My bones
2882My self-esteem
2883Any good recommendations 
2884The Adventure Zone by the McElroys! It's a funny DnD podcast :)
2885Ooh lots, but depends what you like. Joe Rogan is the general go to, nice long conversations with lots of varied guests.
2886
2887These are his comic friends one which are also good and different: Your Mom's House, Ari Shaffirs Skeptic Tank, The Church of What's Happening Now, Bertcast, Duncan Trussell Family Hour etc.
2888
2889Personal Favourites are: Scroobius Pips Distraction Pieces (UK) and Blindboys Podcast (Ireland).
2890
2891Good stories/info/knowledge: 
2892Radiolab, Stuff you should Know, Dan Carlins Hardcore History (Highly Recommended).
2893
2894Best thing to do is download any podcast app (except apples) and just try some! 
2895If anyone's curious on what app to get, I recommend podcast addict. 
2896
2897But if you use it, turn off banner ads and switch to interstitial. Banner ads for some reason drained my phone battery.
2898"What Say You?" is a great one.
2899
2900"I Have Your Pants" is a great first episode to listen to. It's hilarious.
2901Dan Carlin's Hardcore History
2902Judge John Hodgman 
2903
2904Also.. audiobooks are the best!
2905Podcasts, radio and music is too dry to work as background noise too me. It's usually just some voices talking without the environmental sounds and effects. Music on the other hand requires you to find a long playlist of stuff you like so you can zone out.
2906I do this.  I used to do this a lot more, until I decided to start reading books again.  For some reason I don't feel like I need background noise when I'm reading science fiction.
2907The world the book creates in your mind is more real than any game you could play.
2908Yay, verily.  I'm on book 3 of the Expanse series and it's just so damn good. 
2909This is where the cable companies are fucked 
2910I can't tell you how many times I've seen 30 Rock in its entirety for this reason. 
2911
2912Not anymore though because Netflix takes away everything that I love. 
2913My gf does this, then gets mad when I want to play Xbox.
2914Me all day today... damn now I feel caught lol
2915If everyone feels lonely, then why don't we just get together? 
2916
2917this comment was sent while ignoring 3 messages from friends to hangout while simultaneously sitting on my couch feeling lonely 
2918This is actually why i like twitch so much.  Put it on any game system and let it play out. When one streamer switches off it goes to another etc..
2919really it's just all "i'm lonely"
2920R/2meirl4meirl
2921I have a 3rd slice called "white noise while taking an after work nap"
2922I'm probably in the minority here, but I hate the sound of TV. It's so depressing. Probably because I haven't had cable in over 10 years and it just reminds me of being a bored teenager.
292399%: To get some peace of mind and alone-time.
2924
29251%: To watch stuff myself.
2926It's called a radio guys...
2927So true!
2928This must be like the toilet paper debate.  Because this would be like nails on a chalkboard for me.
2929Stop wasting your life...play video games!
2930True
2931r/meirl
2932Data is beautiful
2933I'm not sure I have ever identified with anything as strongly as I have with this.
2934I turn lights on in my house even when I'm not in that room.  It also seems to help loneliness.
2935The "while I'm on my phone" bit is a recent addition.  
2936Same 
2937Fry, Leela, and Bender are my only friends 
2938Painfully accurate lol 
2939I haven't had a TV subscription in nearly a decade. 
2940Right observation! You have really shown the truth matter.
2941I have a plasma, so I use it like a little fireplace.
2942That’s me 
2943Nothing wrong will that!
2944The Expanse is perfect to have on in the background while I use my phone.
2945I stopped watching mine for about a month when I would just go to bed and read or watch the iPad. My electric bill went down from £30 to sub £20. My LCD tv is 11 years old though, so probably a bit power-hungry...
2946It’s a repost from years ago, so it’s definitely been spoken thousands of times. 
2947For me it's tinnitus relief.
2948Fuck. This joke describes me perfectly. 
2949Don't forget white noise to fap 
2950Am I the only one that doesn’t do this?
2951Currently. 
2952The TV was always used to make us feel less lonely 
2953Movies or streams on computer while I browse phone... 
2954So true 😂
2955True since the birth of TV.
2956Because I am so accustomed to distraction that I can't bear to focus for even a second.
2957I have it in when I’m playing pc games..
2958r/dataisbeautiful
2959I remember I was completely alone in the house, playing the PC. 
2960
2961I decided to play Spongebob Squarepants Season 2 to feel like as if my little brothers were with me.
2962
2963It was a weird feeling. 
2964Aldo has to be something not too interesting to be distracting, but not too shit to just annoy you. I usually settle on Spongebob. 
2965the truth hurts =/
2966Only to watch football. Pretty much that's it. 
2967I’m literally doing it right now 
2968I've realized that I listen to more and more podcasts while I'm cooking/cleaning at night while I'm home alone. I'm starting to suspect it's to help me feel like I have company over.
2969Am I the only one bothered by the little black line in the bottom left corner?
2970r/me_irl
2971i genuinely feel like im the only person that can legit watch a youtube video or serie and browse reddit at same time .-.
2972You should try Not!FX! https://not-fx.com
2973Doing this now with Ghost Adventures in the background
2974I thought I was the only one that did this
2975r/me_irl
2976I worked on the road for a long time. Lots of nights in hotels. The tv was on mainly so I felt less lonely.
2977I don't even turn it on anymore :(
2978U/swishyfoam
2979I just turned on the TV so I could open Reddit on my phone and see this perfect post.
2980lmao that is so me....
2981Currently doing this
2982I feel so attacked right now.
2983And while I'm reading this I have my TV on for the same reason.
2984I tried to clean the "hair" off my screen on the bottom left of the image
2985Interesting how meaning of ‘on the phone’ has changed
2986Thats not even weird. I reached a new where I Turn in the TV to have Background Noise ALTHOUGH I use Headphones but I need to turn down the volume so I don't hear to much backround noise.
2987More sad than funny
2988Shit.
2989and the truth shall set u free
2990Hahaha so true!!
2991why is that so true
2992I hate people that do this. Choose one. 
2993Sigh...guilty as charged.
2994Broadcast Radio achieves the same objective as a Cable TV without the cable bill. It helps me while I’m working on something at home. 
2995Poor colour choice for a pie chart. I can’t tell the colours apart lol
2996My Xbox one is playing Moonlight Sonata by Beethoven while I'm drinking a Yeungling Black and Tan and browsing Reddit on my phone. My 3yo is on my lap with her tablet and headphones watching Bubble Guppies. It's a odd world.
2997This is my wife, 100%
2998Doing this as I type lol
2999I turn the tv on to use my Chromecast. YouTube on the TV is good. Smart tv software is bad. Chromecast is well designed and integrated.
3000YES
3001I always put a TV show or podcast on when I go to bed. Not lying in a dark room with nothing but my mind. 
3002So i can eat dinner without my wife being annoyed at the crunch of cabbage as i chew with my mouth closed.
3003This hits home
3004Change that last bit to, "while doing housework" and you have the reason I've logged over 200 hrs into Witcher 2 and still haven't made it out of the first act.
3005To drown out the hand job noise
3006joke images that are supposed to represent everyone but only represent the person who made them
3007This hits a little bit to close to home for me, anyone else?
300899% of the time, I’m looking for Law and Order reruns. 
3009No. Stop it. This isn't Facebook.
3010I'm glad I'm not the only one.  Who has been doing this. For years. Nearly 2 decades.
3011I canceled cable, hooked that coax cable directly to TV and got  100+, but I we don't even watch TV. 99% of the time it's on just for background noise. Including internet channels I have more than 230 channels in SD HD FHD format
3012Sadly, exactly what I’m doing right now
3013Leave me alone. I didn’t come here to be attacked. 
3014Im laughing because this is me right now
3015I do that pretty often. And my wife hates and doesn't get it. "what's wrong with silence?" Is what she'd always say. Lol. 
3016Dentoning
3017I cunt see the meaning of this
3018They used to have a radio ad that would finish with "come see UNT"... 
3019You can buy that mug here:
3020http://gillyandrob.com/index.php/product/mug-cunt/
3021Yeah. This was funny when they first came out.
3022
3023Twenty years ago.
3024You misspelled accurate
3025Oh, no you Denton!
3026Yeah. Dentonite here and UNT grad. Not associated with the school. But I do have 2 of these lol 
3027r/crappydesign
3028See you next Tuesday.
3029Canbera
3030
3031University
3032
3033Netball
3034
3035Team
3036Yeah pretty sure a thing from Shane Dawson's videos. Not a UNT thing
3037If I put 0.25$ in then the whole 7$ is gonna go in
3038As it should be
3039My man
3040Pffft, that's clearly a $5
3041Make eye contact with the cashier and slowly ease your dick into the jar.
3042Just the tip!
3043I would crumple a dollar bill and throw it in saying "oh great... I shot my wad"
3044It’s ok, it’s just the tip.
3045Who tips on pickup? Lol....... 
3046If mcdonalds doesn't get a tip, neither do these assholes.
3047Lol that came out of no-where ... 
3048It's a fair statement.
3049Punctuations!! 
3050"Ok" sticks penis in jar
3051A pizza place joking about penises. 
3052Very professional place. Sounds like a night for Chinese. 
3053Don't have to worry about getting wisecracks there.. or a total, or an eta.
3054LOL. The only thing dirty about the sign is the context YOUR brain adds to it. The statement itself is not blatantly sex related, it's your debauched mind that took it there, not the pizza place. 
3055( · _ ) ·  
3056-(  _ • )
3057( ^ o )^
3058( ಠ_ )ಠ
3059( ͡° ͜ ʖ  ) ͡°
3060^(â– _ )â– 
3061(΄◉◞౪◟) ◉◞
3062Wish I had that kind of support.
3063good vibes are expensive
3064And sending just one seems insincere. 
3065I don't know, my mom sent me just one once. I really appreciated it. 
3066Broken arms are a bitch ain’t they?
3067Yeah
3068What makes the difference between a good vibe and a cheap vibe?
3069read previous entry
3070Do they sell vibes that have had previous entry? That seems like a health hazard... You really need to sterilize the shit out of those.
3071Fuck, have you been on baddragon? That shits ridiculous! 
3072Considering the price of silicone and that everything is completely customizable it really isn't.
3073Does selling my computer help?
3074I need to start putting this in response to all relevant posts on Facebook.
3075Are you one of those people who scoff at others for letting people know they care?
3076He must've bought 10 and got 1 free
3077M
3078E
3079T
3080R
3081Ryan
3082I understood this reference.
3083Me too 
3084Warren Sapp?
3085Why is every comic strip "verified" here? 
3086Means he's the author of the comic
3087Huh, thanks. Never would have guessed. I thought it was done by mods.
3088(👁👅)👁
3089This makes me uncomfortable.
3090( O_o)
3091I do wish that it was a bag of dicks rather than a box...
3092Top of the line comic!
3093I want the rainbow one. 
3094Your in my top 3 of comic people
3095You and your subliminal hints to upvote your post.. Well you got my upvote, sir.
3096Warren Sapp?