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1advjeon
2i didn't build these walls for you to piss all on my castle. go ah...
3Mutuals for 2 years
411/24/2016
5
6advjay
7all i gotta say is yes
8plot? we gotta
9but lmao first lemme stop being a creep and say helloooo nice to meet you and glad to know u have such gr8 taste in fc
10my name is messiah & whenever you arrive i'd love to plot :)
11
12advjeon
13aha yes messiah yeSSS
14i'd love to plot with you too :')
15
16advjeon
17i have a few plots up from last time i was here if that makes it any easier?
18if not, we can brainstorm smth up for these two fools
19
20advjay
21i have no idea what you sound like but i pictured "yasss jesus yassss" from your first message. Im such a joke
22
23advjeon
24100% going for that so i"M GLAD IT CAME ACROSS
25
26advjay
27LMAO
28thats hilarious
29and sure id love to check out the other plots
30The fact that youve already been here is slightly intimidating but ill power thru
31
32advjeon
33honestly it's the least intimidating reason- i forgot the password and went inactive like 1 week in
34fear not
35
36advjeon
37i'll read up on ur lil jay too and see what comes to mind
38
39advjay
40lmao okay ill go read jk's now
41
42advjay
43My bio kinda long i could give u the short vers
44
45advjay
46jk is so interesting????
47Like shit
4811/26/2016
49
50advjeon
51oh goD NO WAY
52i read jimin's bio last night and literally said aWWWW out loud for a solid minute
53what a poor little soul
54b ut he's still so strong!!!!
55
56advjay
57!!! i tried to make him seem that way but he's like cracked glass
58
59advjay
60one wrong move he could break any moment
61
62advjeon
63you've thought so much about him and it shows!!
64i rly liked the part about hating to be constricted and maintaining his own fate
65
66advjay
67*sheds gross tears*
68tgabjk yiy si nycg'
69thank you so much*
70that is the worse typo i've ever produced
71
72advjeon
73no thank yoU IT WAS SUCH A GOOD READ
74oh wow yea i wouldn't have been able to decipher that
75
76advjay
77!!!!
78
79advjay
80why are u doin this to me i squirmed. like truthfully i didn't spend much time on him but i did think of his "power" first and was like "why would someone actively want to learn how to be a beast with w guns" and his background is one of the first things i thought of and it stuck. and his personality just came with it. how would someone that's been thru what he's been thru act so normal planning iguess lmao
81you didn't ask for an explanation so i'll stop here
82but really jungkook's is really really cool
83
84advjeon
85unfortunately the only idea that came to my lame mind was jeongguk boasting about how he'd prob still smash jimin in a gun game--
86omG
87
88advjay
89do u know how many times i'd love to have flew back in time no matter how messy late 1800's was in the us
90
91advjeon
92THAT WAS A BEAUTIFUL EXPLANATION THO THANK U
93
94advjay
95how he'd probably still smash jimin in a gun game gET OUT
96
97advjeon
98and still probably ask jimin to pay his $1 or whatever arcade games cost in korea
99what a brat
100
101advjay
102jimin would b like "the only way u could smash me is if you stuck a condom on my dad that crisp 1990 night so i wouldn't be here to beat ur ass in any gun game"
103
104advjeon
105jeongguk would be just . .. ..  speechless
106"HYUNG!!!!"
107"UR SO FCUKING ON"
108that was such a sick burn god i'm still reeling
109
110advjay
111you get it...because he's a time traveler person amirite
112
113advjeon
114thE BEST BURN EVER
115
116advjay
117*bows*
118i try
119even jesus can hurt people
120
121advjeon
122i'm so glad you messaged me
123bless you messiah
124
125advjay
126LMSO no bless u
127i'm lowkey obsessed with jikook on an unemotional level and i was just like
128wow gotta message that jungkook fc asap
129
130advjeon
131same tho. honestly find me a bts stan who isn't a tiny bit jikook trash
132
133advjay
134TBH
135and if you did find someone their either lying or has a denial kink
136
137advjeon
138a denial kink om g
139
140advjay
141lmaooo
142
143advjeon
144ok but hoW should we connect the dots between 26 y/o gun pro jay and affiliated mutant nerd 20 y/o jeongguk
145unless jimin breaks his phone all the time and jeon repairs it for him
146
147advjay
148no idea we gotta try
149wait
150how does jeon repair phones
151
152advjeon
153his part time job
154
155advjay
156oh shit
157
158advjeon
159he's a part time tech repair guy thing and full time student nerd
160
161advjay
162listen i find tech=y guise attractive ok
163so does jimin
164
165advjeon
166makes lame robots on the side
167
168advjay
169this is great
170
171advjeon
172PERFECT
173
174advjay
175that could b a cute plot tho
176jimin the boy that always breaks appliances
177and after awhile jk could be suspicious.
178is jungkook the lil cocky type
179like the type to be like "i'm pretty sure you're wrecking your own shit just to have an excuse to see me"
180
181advjeon
182"how the heck did you even break this these are practically indestructible-"
183he'd say it 100% as a joke and 200% not believe jimin if he said it
184
185advjay
186jimin would b like "what can i say, i'm good with guns"
187making a joke about having nice arms but he actually is good with literal guns amirite
188
189advjeon
190"so you keep saying but i'm telling you, there's an art to call of duty--
191ahAHA
192jeongguk trying to salvage some dignity while he's staring
193blatantly obvious
194
195advjay
196lmao jimin doesn't play video games much
197but he's oddly good at them when he does
198
199advjeon
200that would infuriate jeongguk
201
202advjay
203"an art to call of duty you say...? play me sometime?? :) we can color together"
204
205advjeon
206barely get through telling jimin the controls and he's already killed jeongguk's character 10 times
207
208advjay
209jimin would b embarrassed bc that was bad
210
211advjeon
212I STILL LAUGHED
213
214advjay
215LMAO jimin would b like "sorry sorry sorry" everytime he killed jungkook even though he knows he's supposed to and he's doing it on purpose
216despite not even entirely understanding what he's doing
217
218advjeon
219jeongguk's shocked and appalled face at the tv
220with the sudden realisation that jimin is a gun god
221
222advjay
223gun god
224same
225
226advjeon
227"screw this we're playing fifa"
228
229advjay
230lmaooo
231he'd be like "you can't hate the player hate the game jeonggukie"
232"but hyung hates that game so let's just not play it" bc jimin is terrible at fifa
233he's tried so many times
234
235advjeon
236ahha and jeongguk absolutely hates the game now but he still plays just in case he ever plays jimin again
237speaking of being in denial kink
238"if we stop playing will you teach me how to snipe"
239
240advjay
241LMAO
242what a change of events
243jimin is a sweetie poo that worries too much
244
245advjay
246he'
247
248advjeon
249zero to a hundred
250w heaps of whiplash
251
252advjay
253he'd be like "idk it's kinda dangerous kookie-ah and guns are loud and i don't want you to get hurt..."
254jimin takes on a mother role too quickly
255gotta realize jk is 20 not 01
25602*
257
258advjeon
259and jeongguk doesn't quite get that and just shrugs it off w jokes instead
260"you're just scared i'll be good at it"
261
262advjay
263"yikes , ur character in cod is probably still lying dead and gone with a million holes in him i wouldn't be so cocky"
264
265advjeon
266". .. .. are you this savage with ur psych students too"
267
268advjay
269"no,, just kids who are out of their mind" amirite
270idk i'm the joke master tonight
271father god has blessed me with puns
272
273advjeon
274im living for your jokes
275
276advjay
277lmao i'm so lame usually
278i'm still lame tonight
279but these are funny lame yanno
280
281advjeon
282i'm honestly such a sucker for funny lame
283
284advjay
285this is great
286
287advjay
288we're great
289
290advjeon
291inherently jeongguk prob is too
292this is gonna be the best
293
294advjay
295is this what we're doing frl
296bc i'm down
297lmao what's endgame tho
298
299advjeon
300weLL i mean mother hen jimin who can prob kill a man with his eyes closed, cracking lame puns and making jeongguk laugh nonstop
301i'm super down
302idk about endgame tho
303i never know
304
305advjeon
306i'm so indecisive i'm actually rewriting jeongguk's  bio already but jeongguk's already possessive over jimin fite me
307
308advjay
309lmao why do people keep saying that
310what makes people wanna protect and own ma mochi
311jk is already rlly interesting tho
312
313advjeon
314LMAO well jeon knows he'll contribute 0% towards protection or ownership
315but he'll still be naggy af
316
317advjay
318like i was like intrigued with time manipulation already but the way you explained how he used it was A+
319"naggy af" i love jeon
320
321advjeon
322I WAS SO WORRIED IT'D BE ATOTAL MINDFUCK
323i watched too many time travel movies and it all exploded in my head
324
325advjay
326WHY
327no no no it's perfect
328like that's a really nice way to control it so he's not too powerful but yanno reasonable
329and it's not some boring power either
330like that shit is cool
331u did good fam never doubt yaself
332
333advjeon
334aw i love that it made sense to you
335and it's interesting aW shucks
336
337advjay
338lMAo aw shucks
339i keep picturing a voice i never heard
340
341advjay
342it's hilarious
343
344advjeon
345but wait what's endgame in your mind
346uM think a lame barely there australian accent
347
348advjay
349idk like i said jikook is my life so going all boyfriend boyfriend relationship in is fine w me but if you don't want to a light, stressfree relationship is fine too
350on a deeper note (from all these horrible puns and bad game playing) jimin has lost a lot of people in his life
351so having jeon as this young lil step outside of being serious and heavy in life, he'd appreciate that so much
352whether as just a friend or a pooh pooh
353
354advjeon
355yeA i dunno what i'm gonna do for the boyfriend boyfriend rs yet but jimin's totally stuck with jeongguk in his life now
356and jeongguk's gonna really gravitate towards that caring brother, older male and kinda unconsciously want to fill that lil void in his life
357
358advjay
359lmao jimin is probably the one who added the glue
360
361advjay
362so
363no qualms
364mm
365i forget 6 years is a lot of years
366esp in korea
367
368advjeon
369i mean i'm picturing this cute little confession scene already of jeongguk getting flustered and hiding it for a heLLA long tvime
370time
371
372advjay
373hiding what
374
375advjeon
376yeah jeongguk's gonna throw in a few age jabs i'm sorry already
377accept this apology in advance
378
379advjay
380is JK A LIL SHIT AND HIDES JIMIN'S THINGS
381jimin hates that
382confess now
383
384advjeon
385hiding any ~*~*~possible feelings~*~*~
386
387advjay
388oh
389lmao
390
391advjeon
392NO WAIT HIDING EMOTIONAL THINGS AHA but also that too
393
394advjay
395imma mess
396
397advjeon
398"oh that thing you rly rly liked-- yeah it's back in 1998 until you apologise"
399jeon is grudge holder supreme
400
401advjay
402THATS SO POWERFUL
403"jeon jeongguk i stg if you don't bring it back. i need it for classs!!!!!!!!!!! i'm going to shoot you in the dick"
404
405advjeon
406really it's in his bedroom cause he'd be super paranoid he wouldn't be able to find the right time again and is all bluff
407"WHY IN THE DICK THERE'S A THOUSAND OTHER PLACES--"
408
409advjay
410"HIT YOU WHERE IT HURTS. BRING MY SHIT BACK."
411
412advjeon
413"that was the crappiest apology, it's going back a decade now"
414
415advjay
416"why must you do this. i'm older than you. i was actually living in 98' unlike you. when were u born? 2015?"
417
418advjeon
419yeah i can so see jeon getting a lil crush and going into denial mode
420
421advjay
422denial kink is real i'm telling you
423anyone who denies jikook doesn't realize it but it's a jikook kink that they're not succumbing to
424
425advjeon
426"SAYS THE GRAMPS WHO IS NOW SHRINKING"
427
428advjay
429"*gasp*"
430
431advjeon
432succumbing to jikook is a v confusing and powerful thing
433
434advjay
435"I'm gonna go shoot out ur windows and rip ur blankets. see if u can sleep well w frosted toes"
436
437advjeon
438"i'm gonna go back to tomorrow and lock your hands in chinese finger traps"
439
440advjay
441"i'm going to go bazooka your playstation. not like you're any good anyways"
442
443advjeon
444jeongguk's turn to gasp
445with a dramatic hand on his chest
446"you take that back"
447
448advjay
449"you brink my thing back"
450
451advjeon
452"i don't think you deserve the thing now" he says as he pops in and out of existence with the Thing in his hands
453"just so you know, it's your couch i'd be on if you ever froze my toes hyung"
454"try and stop me"
455
456advjay
457THEY ARE INSANELY CUTE
458jimin would be like "jeon jeongguk!" at him popping in and out like he did on that show where he was on top of the building and he was screaming about eating 2100 more rice bowls or smth
459
460advjeon
461veins popping out of his damn biceps
462he has no respect for anyone's sanity and vanishes all the time
463
464advjay
465but bc jimin is sucha softy "fine!! i'm sorry for earlier and i take back what i said. ur actually the best comp i've ever had playing the playstation  *coughs* the only comp and i beat you multiple times *cough*"
466
467advjeon
468jeongguk just mumbles smth like "you're just a glitch ok no one can beat glitches"
469but jeon concedes and apologises too like "i'd never put your fingers in traps. . .. mostly because that dick shooting thing really got to me"
470
471advjay
472lmAO
473smh jeon he wouldn't shoot your dick smh
474"my fingers are grateful."
475"now can u go get my freaking thing before you lose it forreal"
476
477advjeon
478"... yeah ok fine. what's your fav european food while i'm there tho"
479brings back authentic greek food for dinner
480
481advjay
482"i don't know if i should be worried or impressed."
483
484advjeon
485"i'm paying for it this time- so maybe a little bit of both"
486
487advjay
488"please don't get caught in a damn gladiator battle thing"
489"you're broke. you'll probably steal it"
490
491advjay
492smh i actually don't know if jungkook is broke lemme not assume but you get the point
493
494advjeon
495"it's okay i won't. i don't look good in togas"
496
497advjay
498"idk jeonnie poo u have nice thighs and calves. you'd look nice in those lil sandals"
499
500advjeon
501he's prob closer to broke than rich tbh but he'll throw in smth like "your dumb ass still pays mine to fix the crap you break"
502
503advjay
504LMAO
505that's so true
506"actually why don't you get in a gladiator fight and get ur ass speared"
507
508advjeon
509THE AMOUNT OF FLUSTERED JEONGGUK WOULD BE AFTER HE HEARS THAT THO
510. .. NOT THAT PART LMAO
511
512advjeon
513"you'll miss me too much hyung" with a gross wink and too much grease
514
515advjay
516"get out of my house"
517jeongguk is hilarious
518
519advjeon
520"i'll be back soon hyung don't worry 2 much bye!!!"
521is back in literal seconds
522"miss me?"
523
524advjay
525lmaooo i haTE him
526
527advjeon
528jimin is gonna get sick of him sO FAST
529
530advjay
531neVER
532as much as he jokingly hates him
533he'd lowkey not be able to function without jeon in his life
534
535advjeon
536ok but how about a loose lipped, barely tipsy jeongguk asking jimin all the things he's ever wondered abt him, backed up by way too much liquid courage
537"you don't actually hate me though right hyung? why don't you ever talk about your family?? why do you break things so much??"
538
539advjay
540damn jEOn
541he's barely tipsy and he already got loose lips
542i don't believe
543
544advjeon
545super duper lightweight
546
547advjay
548"of course i don't hate you ggukie."
549he'd just ignore everything else
550
551advjeon
552but fuelled by so much harboured curiosity about jimin
553
554advjay
555tbh
556
557advjeon
558it's a dangerous mix-
559AW
560that'd be enough to placate him tho
561"i knew it" all smug and smiles
562
563advjay
564he'd prob ask him why he would think sucha thing
565AW jk sucha cutie
566
567advjeon
568his answer would probably make zero sense, just blurt out the first thing that comes to mind
569"bc you probably have all these cool 26 year old friends to chill with and you're stuck with me"
570
571advjay
572jimin would just chuckle, and be like "even if that were true, you'd still be my favorite."
573
574advjeon
575my heART
576
577advjeon
578jeongguk's heart aw jimin's so good to him
579
580advjay
581NO MY HEART
582why is jk riddled w this insecurity im-
583i'm so sad
584
585advjeon
586intense daddy issues
587
588advjay
589same
590for jim
591somewhat
592
593advjeon
594and just general teen anxiety
595aw yeah they're in that struggle together
596
597advjay
598what happened to jk dad
599i feel like i read it in his bio????????
600
601advjeon
602he a cheating scumbag and walked out
603
604advjay
605I DID DIDN'T I
606i really need to make an introduction post
607
608advjeon
609I TOUCHED A LIL ON IT YA
610oh yeah
611
612advjay
613just fyi my memory is extremely shitty.
614
615advjeon
616i made one the first time around and deleted it so i'm gonna rule out a second one
617SAME DW
618
619advjeon
620i feel u
621
622advjay
623sigh
624but ye
625would jk ever tell jm about it
626
627advjeon
628did jimin get many chances to do typical reckless young people things--
629probably yeah
630
631advjay
632not really actually
633the kidnapping thing happened around when he was 15/14
634from there he just had to grow up too soon
635
636advjeon
637there's a jeon 2.0 who only exists in my mind right now who tried to go back in time and stop his father from leaving but he screwed it up and butterfly effect'd everything and now he has his shitty father back but his sister dies instead or something horrible
638
639advjay
640omg
641
642advjeon
643i'm terrible
644jeongguk would nag at him to do them all with him!!
645
646advjay
647one minute ur a fluff/humor master then u turn into the devil's angst servant
648
649advjeon
650i'm very versatile
651
652advjay
653I SEE
654tear my heart out why don't cha
655lmao imagine jimin trying to be--wait
656jungkook is 20 in korean age??
657
658advjeon
659yeP
660
661advjeon
662can he even drink
663
664advjay
665so he's actually 18
666wIOAH
667
668advjeon
669wait
670wHOA
671
672advjay
673so the age gap is 8 years
674this is
675
676advjeon
677jesus christ
678
679advjay
680this changes evething
681
682advjeon
683scratches chin
684
685advjay
686omg
687lowkey bouta lower jimin's age or smth lmao
688
689advjeon
690LMAOOOo oh god nah don't change it just for that i'd feel so bad
691
692advjay
693but
694
695advjeon
696jeongguk just .. . has a severe age slash denial kink
697
698advjay
699jimin is about to b 30 soon and jeongguk aint even in his actual 20's
700AGE SLASH DENIAL KINK
701lmao
702jimin apparently has a barely legal kink
703
704advjeon
705"FUCK HYUNG UR OLD"
706
707advjay
708"FUCK GGUKIE UR YOUNG"
709
710advjeon
711"you kiss your mother w that mouth"
712
713"no but i'd kiss you with it"
714"do you even have a libido anymore"
715
716advjay
717"pls don't do pick up lines okay i feel like a predator"
718
719advjeon
720"will insults balance it out, i've got plenty of that"
721
722advjay
723"has ur circumcision healed yet"
724
725advjeon
726"idk wanna check? :')"
727trying his hardest to keep a straight somewhat innocent face
728
729advjay
730"jEONGGUK i stg"
731
732advjeon
733gross
734
735advjeon
736i love these two already
737
738advjay
739i love them too
740only thing is 8 freaking years
741
742advjeon
743that is a lot
744
745advjay
746and when u kept calling jk a teen i kept thinking "why"
747but it all makes sense
748
749advjeon
750i mean he's been 20 for 3 months
751but he's built like a fucking house
752the duality of man
753
754advjay
755i
756
757advjay
758i'm down still
759
760advjeon
761same
762
763advjay
764jimin will just make more intense baby jokes
765"jeongguk i got you some fancy glass bottles to drink out of. you're getting older. thought you should have nicer things"
766
767advjeon
768jeongguk will constantly sit on his lap and make incontinent jokes in return
769"isn't it about time we invest in some adult diapers for you hyung?"
770
771advjay
772"you think ur hilarious dont you"
773YANNO WHAT WOULD BE WEIRD
774
775advjeon
776spanking
777
778advjay
779jimin is literally a teacher....................
780
781advjeon
782i mean what
783
784advjay
785lmao theres two types of people
786
787advjeon
788HELLO
789jeongguk's a literal student
790uni but who cares
791
792advjay
793jimin's aspiring to be a uni teacher
794tomatoe tomahtoe
795
796advjeon
797"oh god what if my school hires you"
798
799advjay
800"don't study psych"
801
802advjeon
803"please, because i don't get enough of you lecturing me outside of school"
804
805advjay
806"
807
808advjeon
809and for all the sass that jeongguk talks, he's apologetic reAL FAST if he ever thinks he's crossed a line w jimjam
810
811advjay
812"LOL wow i'd have actual leverage over you... maybe i should push to be ur professor"
813AWWW smol jeonnie poo
814
815advjeon
816"i would literally go back to 1955 when u were born and shut the hospital"
817
818advjay
819"YOURE HILARIOUS"
820*sarcasm detected*
821
822advjeon
823"i try"
824bratty jeon
825takes a praise whenever he can
826
827advjay
828the amount of times jimin will call him a brat is unreal
829
830advjeon
831that video of jeongguk singing to someone beatboxing
832"jiminie hyungs height is so freaking small"
833is on repeat in my head rn
834
835advjay
836"yOuRE suCh a BrATTy cHIlD"
837
838advjeon
839"you're stuck with me, gramps"
840
841advjay
842"im only 26 why are you doing this"
843
844advjeon
845"because one time i read that playing hard to get works on older people"
846
847advjay
848"playing hard to get?"
849👀👀👀👀👀
850
851advjeon
852"granted, i don't think they factored in the senile"
853
854advjay
855Just when jimin thought it was cute
856"YOU BRAT"
857
858advjeon
859ahAHA
860gotta keep him guessing
861"LOVE U TOO HYUNG"
862
863advjay
864BUT YANNO SMTH THAT COULD B ANGSTY
865LIke correct me if im wrong but
866
867advjeon
868oh god hit me
869
870advjay
871After awhile wouldnt jk b kinda tired of how kiddy jm sees him
872
873advjeon
874goes all adult ceremony on his ass
875
876advjay
877like wouldnt he lowkey feel like jim thinks hes literally a child sometimes
878
879advjeon
880yeah absolutely
881
882advjay
883!!
884thats real angsty
885
886advjeon
887and he'd seek out some sort of reassurance that jimin sees him as a man/friend/equal instead of a kid/student/literal baby
888he knows they're totally joking with all the age jabs but yeah he'd definitely wonder
889
890advjay
891and jimin is oblivious sometimes despite literaLLY STUDYING BEHAVIORAL PSYCH LIKE
892
893advjeon
894I LOVE THAT SO MUCH
895
896advjay
897HE literally learned how to read ppl but still oblivious
898
899advjay
900and if jungkook brought it up jimin would think its just joke time and b like "ofc ur a baby u came out my womb. I spent 19 long hours trying to push you out."
901
902advjeon
903and jeon purposefully hiding it/ not dropping any hints would make it unnecessarily difficult
904jIMIN OM G
905guk just laughs it off like ahah yeah baby such a baby
906
907advjay
908NOW
909Jimin would kno jk's laughs
910And the difference between a fake or a real one
911
912advjeon
913awwWWFGHJA YEAH
914
915advjay
916Das def fake which would catch his attention
917
918advjeon
919HE CAN TELL SOMETHING'S ON HIS MIND
920
921advjeon
922jeon deflecting and shrugging it off like "nah hyung you're hearing things, where's your hearing aid?"
923
924advjay
925jimin is the adult , responsible one unfortunately
926hed b like "okay no more jokes. whats on your mind ggukie?"
927
928advjeon
929aW and when they finally have The Talk and jeongguk's got most of his speech prepared mentally from fretting about it for so long and he's well spoken and mature about it and shit
930baby is a namja
931
932advjay
933Speech prepared about being a man?
934HOW CUTE
935sucha bby
936
937advjeon
938AhA about how guk worries he just comes across as a child all the time
939
940advjay
941jimin would just smile all soft and b like. "i know you're not a child guk."
942
943advjeon
944hearing that would actually make him so happy
945
946advjay
947!! das da goal
948
949advjeon
950but super quick to make it lighthearted again "and i know you have full control over your bladder"
951
952advjay
953Jimin would smile it off, knowing this is just how jk works and laughs, "you little asshole"
954
955advjeon
956and he'd get such a sweet comfort in knowing jimin's trained in psych and understands jeon's mind
957
958advjay
959Lmao wHY
960Thats so comically weird
961
962advjeon
963idk i just imagine jeongguk overreacting to really dumb shit and jimin's just a beacon of calm like "shh that's normal u idiot"
964
965advjay
966Ohhhh
967I thought u meant
968
969advjay
970Lmao im dumb
971But thats cute what u said
972
973advjeon
974oH what
975did i explain it weird
976
977advjay
978oH NOTHING
979No i understood it weird lmao
980Ur perfect
981
982advjeon
983aw
984you're just too nice
985idek if anything i'm saying to you even makes sense past this point
986
987advjeon
9888 years of age gap and you're still on the same page as me
989weLL 7 years i guess cause 1990 to 97
99011/26/2016
991
992advjay
993Well
994At least its 7 and not eight
995Lmaoo
996
997advjeon
998always a silver lining
999
1000advjay
1001https://twitter.com/20sen_KM/status/802465797188657153?s=09 
1002
1003Dunno if this is how ur jk acts but this is quite funny
1004Hes sucha weirdo
1005Will do anything for giggles
1006
1007advjeon
1008what a dork he's so fucking cute i hate him
1009
1010advjeon
1011that's so cute though and exactly how i imagined him around jimin
1012
1013advjay
1014He needs a sign on his forehead "will go to great length to get laughs"
1015Lmao thats how i pictured them too.
1016
1017advjeon
1018his face is that sign https://twitter.com/BTS_twt/status/771012056401125376
1019
1020advjay
1021LmaoO i hate him so much
1022jimin'll b so amused
1023doesnt know what a 19 year old weirdo makes him smile so much
1024But
1025Thats his life he guess
1026
1027advjeon
1028"not just any 19 year old, hyung. the best 19 year old you'll ever meet"
1029
1030advjeon
1031half cocky af, half still insecure
1032
1033advjeon
1034what a babe  http://cfile7.uf.tistory.com/image/21467A3C583997383364A2
1035
1036advjay
1037Lmao its not like a link
1038
1039advjay
1040But i fixed it
1041
1042advjeon
1043oh it doesnt work??
1044
1045advjay
1046And lol thats jimin almost every night grading papers n shit
1047Idk how he looks so nice doing smth so simple. Im kinda mad abt it
1048
1049advjeon
1050if he ever does it around jeongguk, that boy is a gonner
1051
1052advjay
1053!!!
1054Why!!
1055
1056advjeon
1057sam e even dropping the lid looks graceful how
1058why!!! points at jimin w pen
1059
1060advjay
1061Ohhh
1062
1063advjeon
1064he'll have his own little one sided staring contest
1065
1066advjay
1067I thought u literally meant everytime jimin starts grading he'll leave lmao
1068Im thinkinb damn well when are they friends
1069One sides staring contest
1070Hes sucha weirdo
1071Jimin would look up because he FEELS the eyeballs
1072
1073advjeon
1074sucha weirdo
1075
1076advjeon
1077but jimin's a big hottie so he can't help staring
1078cue cute awk eye contact
1079
1080advjay
1081jimin hates admitting that jungkooks a tall glass of water
1082but jimin would do that smile ppl do when someone keeps staring and u dont know what to do
1083or resort to "ya wanna help me grade these :)"
1084
1085advjeon
1086he'd prob fall back into brat mode a little like "what's in it for me?" but he's already scooting closer to jimin and peeking at the papers bc he'd prob do anything jimin asks him to
1087
1088advjay
1089aH thats so cute.
1090Jk weak for jm is my aesthetic
1091"Um the satisfaction of helping your hyung & possibly a ppoppo if you're lucky ;)"
1092
1093advjeon
1094what a smooth hyung "make it 2 ppoppo and you have a deal"
1095
1096advjay
1097"siigh. deal"
1098hands jungkook the fattest stack of papers
109911/27/2016
1100
1101advjay
1102/
110311/27/2016
1104
1105advjeon
1106remember that one time on a show and jeongguk shoved a sticky note in his mouth
1107soz about your contact chim
1108
1109advjay
1110smh
1111jk is a M-E-S-S
1112
1113advjeon
1114https://www.instagram.com/p/BNKtcWuhRDE/
1115you don't even know
1116
1117advjay
1118lmao this is real life
1119
1120advjay
1121REAL QUICK
1122yanno the hyeyeon muse
1123she's 16 right
1124
1125advjeon
1126whoa
1127
1128advjay
1129and me and the mun plotted that she's one of jimin's students
1130yeah it's weird i didn't even know you could have 18 and under muses but apparently you can
1131and idk long story short jimin is basically a big brother figure for her
1132and she hangs w him a lot
1133
1134advjeon
1135nawwwwwWWW
1136
1137advjay
1138and she was like "lol what if hyeyeon and jeongguk were trying to get jimin's attention"
1139
1140advjay
1141and i was like bruh
1142
1143advjeon
1144jeongguk has competition
1145he plays v dirty sorry hye
1146
1147advjay
1148apparently
1149she said she'd slice and dice
1150lmao i'm kidding she didn't say that
1151
1152advjeon
1153WELL SHIT
1154
1155advjay
1156but she did say they both have really powerful abilities so it'll just be a mess
1157
1158advjeon
1159battle to the death 4 jimin's luv
1160
1161advjay
1162lmao that's so cute
1163
1164advjeon
1165oh shit what's hers
1166
1167advjay
1168i picture jimin just in the background while they fighting
1169lmao she's memory manipulation
1170she could make jeongguk forget who jimin even is
1171shit
1172
1173advjeon
1174what a sad life that'd be for jeon
1175
1176advjay
1177lmao she wouldn't but that is a v powerful ability
1178that's so cute tho
1179
1180advjeon
1181jimin eating popcorn in the bg while they duel
1182
1183advjay
1184but also weird
1185
1186advjeon
1187very weird
1188I love it
1189
1190advjay
1191jimin has all kid friends. and all the adults he has plots with are trying to kill him
1192i think he has all kid friends BECAUSE all the adults are trying to kill him
1193
1194advjeon
1195..... that says a lot about him
1196WHAT DID HE DO TO THEM
1197
1198advjay
1199NOTHING HE'S JUST LIVING HIS LIFE AND PEOPLE WANT HIM DEAD
1200HE'S SO NICE
1201
1202advjeon
1203JESUS
1204
1205advjay
1206TWO OF THE PLOTS I HAVE, ONE SHE'S TRYING TO KILL JIMIN AND JIMIN'S SISTER
1207
1208advjay
1209THE OTHER SHE'S JUST BORED AND WAS INFACTUATED BY JIMIN AND DECIDED SHE WANTED JIMIN DEAD
1210
1211advjeon
1212..... ... .. HE'S ALREADY BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH
1213
1214advjay
1215like he does nothing
1216
1217advjeon
1218well
1219
1220advjay
1221jeon gone have one less friend
1222
1223advjeon
1224he just can't live peacefully
1225jeon will protect him 4 lyf
1226however short it may be
1227
1228advjay
1229lmao that's hilarious
1230
1231advjeon
1232"I saved ur life hyung you owe me hella ppoppo now"
1233
1234advjay
1235i told hyeyeon mun that he befriends all the kiddies so that when they grow up and try to demolish the world, he was that hyung that was always there for them
1236
1237advjeon
1238AWW
1239
1240advjay
1241"i can't take someone seriously who says hella ppoppo."
1242
1243advjeon
1244what a softie
1245.. nvm
1246
1247advjay
1248llamdi;deF
1249jimin's still a savage did u forget
1250
1251advjeon
1252"then I'm taking you back to psycho bitch so she can finish the job!! 1!"
1253soft savageâ„¢
1254
1255advjay
1256"!!!!!!!!!! i'd !!!!!!! like!!!!! to !!!!! see !!!!!! you!!!!! try!!! jeon !!!!!jeongguk!!!!!!"
1257
1258advjeon
1259"nah you're much more entertaining alive-who else would actually let me tease them 24/7"
1260
1261advjay
1262"i donT let YoU you bRat"
1263
1264advjeon
1265"right!!!! you tolerate it out of lOvE"
1266
1267advjay
1268"get out of my house." h
1269he probably says get out like every 2 seconds
1270
1271advjeon
1272and the brat probably makes himself more at home each time
1273
1274advjay
1275desperate times calls for desperate measures: "yanno hyeyeon respects me and she's extremely cute. i should invite her over insTEAD oF YOU P:OPPING UP more often."
1276
1277advjeon
1278"gaSPS* YOU WOULDN'T'!!!!!"
1279
1280advjay
1281"do aegyo and i'll let you stay :)"
1282
1283advjeon
1284"hyeyeon can go suck an egg I'll still be-"
1285
1286advjeon
1287picture the most satanic "shy shy shy" u can
1288why do I always rp jerks smh
1289
1290advjay
1291jimin just blinks
1292
1293advjeon
1294"I'M ALWAYS CUTE HYUNG DON'T DO THIS"
1295
1296advjay
1297"PROPER AEGYO RIGHT NOW OR YOU'RE OUTTA HERE"
1298
1299advjeon
1300he would take so long just to even deciDE
1301and then slowly raise his hands and humiliate himself bC jimin is Worth It
1302
1303advjay
1304"AWWWWW JEONGGUKIE YOU'RE SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!" he'd pinch his cheeks so hard
1305LMAO hyeyeon called jungkook a lazy 19 year old this is hilarious
1306
1307advjeon
1308"I'm never leaving now. I'll haunt you while I'm still breathing"
1309
1310advjeon
1311...
1312RUDE
1313tru tho
1314
1315advjay
1316she was like "oppa don't be friends w a lazy 19 year old , love me instead *does proper aegyo*"
1317jimin's been doing some thinking
1318
1319advjeon
1320jeongguk is doomed
1321
1322advjay
1323with terrible aegyo how could jeongguk ever win
1324
1325advjeon
1326jeon secretly practicing in the mirror for the next time he's challenged
1327
1328advjay
1329LMAO
1330i love this
1331
1332advjay
1333i had an idea for jikook earlier but i forgot
1334i guess telling you is pretty pointless
1335but know i had one lmao
1336
1337advjeon
1338oH
1339well
1340maybe it'll spark smth in that bad memory and you'll remember
1341:")
1342
1343advjay
1344so sad
1345it was great
1346
1347advjeon
1348i just have ideas of brat jeongguk now
1349
1350advjeon
1351and abandonment issues jeongguk fighting for jimin's attention
1352
1353advjay
1354hasn't that been him ......the whole.....time......?
1355
1356advjeon
1357exactly
1358
1359advjay
1360awww
1361why'd you do this
1362my heart hurts now
1363
1364advjeon
1365We did this
1366it was a mutual destruction
1367
1368advjay
1369it was a YOU destruction
1370
1371advjeon
1372ok mayb
1373
1374advjeon
1375but I'm taking you w me
1376
1377advjay
1378smh now it's mutual doom i didn't sign up
1379
1380advjeon
1381sorry ur contract doesn't expire for another eternity xoxo
1382
1383advjay
1384!!!!!!
1385i'm outta here
1386
1387advjeon
1388noooo oo oo oooo o
1389i'll do aegyo pls
1390
1391advjay
1392if urs is as terrible as jk's im definitely outta here
1393lmao i pictured that demonic shy shy shy
1394i'm still laughing
1395
1396advjeon
1397damn
1398haHA i'm glad u can see it
1399like war or hormones costume jeon
1400
1401advjay
1402LMAO;OAFJSDKF;DSA
1403im ouTTA here
1404
1405advjeon
1406ahAA HA
1407NO WAY
1408WAiT
1409
1410advjay
1411that's so funny
1412jimin really gone be scared
1413
1414advjeon
1415aW does he get spooked easily
1416
1417advjay
1418yES
1419
1420advjeon
1421jeon would make him watch horror movies
1422
1423advjay
1424smh why are you doing this
1425
1426advjeon
1427share the popcorn and have jimin clinging onto his side
1428
1429advjay
1430"i....don't like scary movies........................................."
1431
1432advjeon
1433"but if i put on an action movie, you'll just call me a kid again"
1434"tell me u wouldn't"
1435
1436advjay
1437"that is.......correct i'm sorry."
1438
1439advjeon
1440"scary nurse demons it is"
1441
1442advjay
1443"october is finito. horror movies aren't in style."
1444lmaO what if this goes the exact opposite of what jungkook wanted and jimin clings to the pillow on the opposite side far away from jeongguk everytime it's a scary part (the whole movie)
1445jeongguk*
1446
1447advjeon
1448"you want a christmas movie?? are you ageing back now gramps--
1449AW
1450jeon would turn it off real fast
1451"this is boring lets do smth else"
1452
1453advjay
1454LMAO poor jeon
1455"ditto."
1456jk tho he'd cling to jeon bc he's genuinely scared and needs a human to hold on to
1457
1458advjay
1459he feels less like a hyung bc of this but listen
1460
1461advjeon
1462what a cutie
1463
1464advjay
1465korean horror movies is SAVAGE
1466
1467advjeon
1468he'd always be a hyung in jeon's eyes
1469YEAH THEY ARE!!! like western movies don't hold up at all
1470
1471advjay
1472"john this makes no sense why would she go in there why would she do that-" the hardest jump scare of the century
1473like he almost smacked the ceiling w his head
1474that's how hard he jumped
1475
1476advjeon
1477aHhAA AW yeah he'd definitely turn it off
1478maybe after recording jimin secretly-
1479
1480advjeon
1481but still counts
1482
1483advjay
1484LMAO HE CALLED HIM JOHN i didn't even notice i did that. that's staying there
1485
1486advjeon
1487JOHN
1488JOHN AND JIM
1489
1490advjay
1491LMAOBFLD
1492it'll stick "look johnathan i had a long day today"
1493
1494advjay
1495wait does jeongguk literally just b at jimin's house when jimin comes home
1496
1497advjeon
1498aha johnathan
1499that's like your parent using your middle name when you're in deep trouble-
1500i hadn't thought about it but hoW CUTE
1501
1502advjeon
1503he's just lounged across jim's couch like "welcome home hyung"
1504
1505advjay
1506!!!
1507that's so cute
1508when jeongguk is not at his house he'd just frantically call him like "WHERE ARE YOU AT I WAS SO WORRIED"
1509forgetting he doesn't actually live there
1510
1511advjeon
1512AAAAW
1513"i'm in class hyung why? miss me??!!"
1514biggest, shit eating grin across his mouth
1515
1516advjay
1517"no....... you're just usually here. just.. wanted to make sure you um. didn't get lost because you're sucha baby. yanno you're young haha" lamest jab in the world
1518
1519advjeon
1520"aw jiminnie hyung. i was gonna bring some dinner over after class but now i guess i have to go home. yanno cause of my kiddie curfew haha" secretly hiding disappointment through jokes
1521
1522advjay
1523"...a "curfew" doesn't stop you any other time... i'm hungry you bray. come over."
1524why do they beat around the bush
1525just tell him to come over jim damn
1526
1527advjeon
1528denial kink is strong w these two
1529
1530advjay
1531LMAO denial kink forgot about this
1532
1533advjeon
1534"only if you do aegyo!!!!!! or I'm outta here"
1535
1536advjay
1537"you...can't steal my damn techniques"
1538
1539advjeon
1540"hey it worked on me. im just learning from the professor himself"
1541
1542advjay
1543"i can't do aegyo....."
1544
1545advjeon
1546"i call bullshit......."
1547
1548advjay
1549"i cant!"
1550
1551advjeon
1552"not if you don't try :("
1553puppydog eyes jeon is everything to me
1554
1555advjay
1556"why are you making things so hard for hyung. i literally just want you to come over why must you be like this."
1557it's everything to jimin too :'(
1558literally
1559
1560advjeon
1561aW HE SAID IT
1562
1563advjay
1564BECAUSE HE'S A GOOD PERSON
1565
1566advjeon
1567he really is
1568he deserves a nicer brat than jeon
1569
1570advjay
1571he rlly does
1572hyeyeon gone be his full time brat
1573
1574advjeon
1575"bc making things hard for hyung is my goal in life, but since you asked so nicely" just pops up in his living room nbd
1576hyeyeon has no idea what she signed up for
1577
1578advjay
1579lmaoooo
1580"get out of my house"
1581
1582advjeon
1583"HYUNG!!1!1!!!!"
1584
1585advjay
1586LMAO
1587so cute
1588i love them so much you don't understand
1589
1590advjeon
1591i totALLY DO
1592jeon already always wants to be in jimin's company
1593such a clingy baby
1594
1595advjay
1596jimin doesn't really know what to do when jeon is not already there
1597two clingy babies
1598
1599advjay
1600WAIT is this what the plot is lmao we just continued this ongoing thing and idek if this is their actual plot
1601i'm 99.9999999999999% sure it is but yanno
1602
1603advjeon
1604YEAH IDK we just sorta fell into this plot naturally
1605i'm down for it thought it's cute as heck
1606
1607advjay
1608we really did that's a good sign ig
1609
1610advjay
1611idk this plot is turning me soft. i'm usually 50% smut and 50% angst idk what happened here
1612
1613advjeon
1614haHA yeah same i have no explanation for this. jimin's 2% soft and 98% savage
1615and jeon's just 100% brat and denied crushing
1616the weirdest combo
1617
1618advjay
1619both of them is 100% denial kink
1620
1621advjeon
1622i love it
1623
1624advjay
1625i'm in love
1626
1627advjeon
1628whats jimins tolerance like
1629for alcohol
1630
1631advjay
1632he's normal.
1633
1634advjay
1635like it'll take about 3-4 drinks to get him just tipsy
1636flat out drunk 5-7
1637or lower that that seems like a high tolerance.
1638
1639advjeon
1640aHA nvm
1641yeah
1642jeon's lightweight of the century
1643he'll be saying some embarrassing shit 2 drinks in
1644
1645advjay
1646so maybe 2-3 drinks tipsy, 4-6 drunk
1647buT it also depends on the drink bc he can drink like 20 coolers no problem??
1648JEON BETTER NOT BE THE TYPE TO GET TIPSY OFF COOLERS
1649
1650advjay
1651literally the plot is terminated
1652
1653advjeon
1654aGasHFADHAHA
1655
1656advjay
1657jimin casn't be friends/slightly crushing on a newborn
1658
1659advjeon
1660no ok he's a beer and spirits guy i think
1661but like
1662tequila shots and he's p much a newborn
1663he's 20 so i'm gonna say he's been drunk a lot before and has learned a lil about holding liquor
1664but i can see him being a v chatty tipsy around jimin since he's already so comfy around him sober
1665could be interesting
1666slash humiliating
1667
1668advjeon
1669but fun
1670
1671advjay
1672oh so he's 20?
1673
1674advjeon
1675in korea yea
1676
1677advjay
1678liSTen i've never seen a more confusing age
1679oh wait you said that didn't you
1680my memory listen
1681
1682advjeon
1683iM SORRY LMAO I HONESTLY CONFUSED MYSELF TOO
1684same bro its ok
1685i'll send you frequent reminders that he's not jailbait
1686
1687advjay
1688but ye
1689
1690advjay
1691jimin lowkey get jk drunk more often when jimin feelin down just to hear sweet things
1692
1693advjeon
1694thatS SO CUTE JIMIN
1695
1696advjeon
1697he'd get all rosy cheeks and an overwhelming urge to cuddle up to everything, ask jimin what he thinks of road trips and if he prefers winter or summer and if he'd go to the beach w jeongguk
1698
1699advjay
1700!!!!!!!!!
1701THAT'S EWHAT I THOUGHT OF EALIER
1702OH MY GOD
1703A ROAD TRIP FUCK
1704
1705advjeon
1706no way
1707
1708advjay
1709IT WAS BOTHERING ME SO BAD THAT I HA FORGOT
1710I WAS LIKE "what if jikook went on a road trip together"
1711
1712advjay
1713YES WAY
1714
1715advjeon
1716YOU REMEMBERED
1717
1718advjay
1719wow we were meant to be
1720
1721advjeon
1722I LOVE THIS IDEA
1723
1724advjay
1725NO YOU REMINDED
1726omg
1727imagine them on a road trip
1728i
1729
1730advjay
1731that's my aesthetic
1732two brats stuck together but they wanted this
1733
1734advjeon
1735fighting over the stereo and both just end up singing along embarrassingly loud
1736
1737advjay
1738lmaoofj
1739WHEN DID I WANT FLUFF
1740but i want it so bad
1741
1742advjeon
1743going for drive thru take out and jeongguk freedinh jimin fries cause he's driving
1744
1745advjay
1746CAN YOU STOP
1747
1748advjeon
1749I cANNOT
1750
1751advjay
1752i'm melting i sweat to god
1753
1754advjeon
1755IT'S HAPPENING
1756actually that's all I've got for now
1757
1758advjeon
1759you got lucky
1760
1761advjay
1762LMAO;OFDIHJUFHDLJAFHJKDFA
1763i collapsed
1764
1765advjeon
1766wait jimin freaking out when he lets jeon drive
1767
1768advjay
1769!!!!!
1770
1771advjeon
1772"BRAKE!! BRAKE HARDER!!!!"
1773
1774advjay
1775klafdjkjjfkjdsfajdf
1776accurate
1777
1778advjeon
1779I'm in fluff heaven
1780
1781advjay
1782i can't even think of things because i'm flabbergasted with how much this affected me
1783
1784advjeon
1785we can always add angst and fuck them up later
1786I'M SO PROUD
1787I flabbergasted jesus
1788
1789advjay
1790them having to share a bed at a motel bc it's the closest one and they only have one bed rooms left
1791
1792advjeon
1793oH NO THATS PERFECT
1794the receptionist mistaking them as a couple
1795
1796advjay
1797!!!!!!
1798
1799advjeon
1800awk stares at each other when they deny it like "aw.. we... ... we aren't?"
1801she just looks at them like oK whatever u say 👀
1802
1803advjay
1804!!!!!!!!!
1805
1806advjay
1807i'm living ?? o
1808,i'm dying??
1809idk
1810
1811advjeon
1812the messiah reborn
1813
1814advjay
1815no messiah is crusified
1816i'm outta here
1817the amount of fluff
1818
1819advjeon
1820seeing jimin coming out of the bathroom in a towel severely screwing w jeon's sanity for a few hours
1821
1822advjay
1823and i'm enjoying it
1824
1825advjeon
1826bYE
1827
1828advjay
1829GET OUT OF HERE
1830
1831advjeon
1832come again soon
1833and the crappy motel mini bar w crappy expensive alcohol
1834
1835advjay
1836jimin being all oblivious "i've never been to a motel w blazing hot water like this. i'm amazed. but i think i got boiled is my skin red to you?"
1837
1838advjeon
1839i could go on forever
1840
1841advjay
1842i'm outta here
1843
1844advjeon
1845jeongguk would hONESTLY FORGET HOW TO SPEQAK
1846
1847advjeon
1848find an exit route asap after saving the image of a half naked jimin to memory
1849and heading for a mUCH NEEDED cold shower
1850
1851advjay
1852!!!!!!!!!!!
1853
1854advjay
1855"why is there no steam coming out of yours? was the water cold? i'm sorry jeonggukie i didn't mean to use all the hot water."
1856little does he know
1857
1858advjeon
1859aW i live for psych teach jimin being extra oblivious
1860
1861advjay
1862lmao because his psych senses are off when he doens't think he needs them
1863
1864advjeon
1865HIS PSYCH SENSES
1866
1867advjeon
1868jeon can be so oblivious too aw these guys are in for some super slow burn pining
1869
1870advjay
1871super duper slow burn lmao
1872bc jimin's trying not to crush on jk bc he's so young
1873his mentality is kinda like "he's too young for somebody nearly 30. i'd bore him in like 3 seconds"
1874
1875advjeon
1876and he's fighting it and jeon is hopeless and
1877
1878advjeon
1879LMAO
1880aw
1881
1882advjay
1883this is so sad
1884
1885advjeon
1886jeongguk would smack him on the bicep all gentle and flirty if he said that out loud
1887they're tragic
1888
1889advjay
1890if jimin told jk why he wouldn't go for him?
1891
1892advjeon
1893that he thought he'd bore jk
1894if he straight up told him he wouldn't go for him, he'd probably shut down
1895get all emo and then laugh it ofd
1896
1897advjay
1898ah
1899
1900advjay
1901!!!!!
1902jimin wouldn't say that
1903HE'S KIND
1904
1905advjeon
1906HE IS
1907but throw in
1908what was is
1909
1910advjay
1911he'd go the opposite approach "ah you wouldn't want to date me -- i'm a bag of trash."
1912
1913advjeon
19144 to 6 drinks
1915and who knows--
1916JIMIN
1917
1918advjay
1919OR
1920YANNO SOMETHING HE'D ASK
1921does jk ever hang out with girlz
1922or boys whatever
1923
1924advjeon
1925lmao yeah
1926he's got a few close ish friends
1927TELL ME JIMIN IS THE JEALOUS TYPE
1928
1929advjay
1930idk jimin will just sadly be like "who was that boy you were with? he's cute. got smth to tell me???? :')" he's trying hard to sound like a teasing hyung but he's not into it
1931
1932advjeon
1933im gonna die
1934OH NO
1935
1936advjay
1937this is sad
1938we literally just had so much road trip fluff what happened
1939
1940advjeon
1941would jeon be able to tell you think?? like jimin 100% would be able to read jeon and tell when he doesn't mean it
1942but could jimin hide it well
1943YEAH
1944what goes up must come down into a million little angst pieces
1945
1946advjay
1947idk i wanna say no bc jimin's a behav. psych lowkey expert, buuut when it comes to jk jimin just kinda idk maybe only jeongguk can read him well but anybody else would be blanking on how jimin feels
1948jk could glance at jimin once
1949
1950advjeon
1951that actually makes me so happy
1952
1953advjay
1954somebody can b like "what's wrong w jimin" and jk don't even gotta look up "he's just hungry"
1955
1956advjay
1957and turns out jimin hadn't eaten all day
1958
1959advjeon
1960AW
1961
1962advjay
1963so that level
1964of jk just knowing
1965but they are really weird w each other so i dk
1966
1967advjeon
1968and when jimin rly doesn't wanna show anything, jeon would kinda know to leave it be and would try and distract him
1969oblivious when he's the one upsetting jimin
1970
1971advjay
1972tbh
1973would jeongguk tell jimin about dates he went on or people he's interested in
1974
1975advjeon
1976depends on the stage of the crush
1977
1978advjay
1979jimin would shut that down quick. just don't wanna hear it lmao
1980
1981advjeon
1982if he was that into jimin, he prob wouldn't date at all
1983
1984advjay
1985"she was really pretty hyung" "that's great ggukie do you want eggs on yours"
1986
1987advjeon
1988jk wouldn't wanna string along someone when he's
1989LMAOOOO
1990aw
1991
1992advjay
1993HOW LONG HAVE THEY EVEN KNOWN EACH OTHER
1994we literally flung into this plot w no knowledge of anything
1995
1996advjeon
1997and if jeon ever sees jimin w a pretty teacher
1998the jealousy is infinite
1999
2000advjeon
2001YEAH UM
2002HOW DID THEY EVEN MEET IDK
2003
2004advjeon
2005I wanna say they've known each other a decent while, enough to be real comfortable
2006but
2007
2008advjay
2009yeah
2010
2011advjeon
2012shrugs
2013
2014advjay
2015that makes sense
2016um
2017lmao we literally didn't think about anything
2018but OMG abt jimin w a cute teacher
2019
2020advjay
2021OR OR
2022there's another male psych teacher that's like 30
2023
2024advjeon
2025oOOOH
2026AND JEON GETS WORRIED HE'S TOO YOUNG
2027
2028advjay
2029hot as hell and they plan at jimin's house sometimes
2030bc they've gotta have matching lesson plans
2031
2032advjeon
2033like he's not even on jimin's radar
2034oooooooh
2035
2036advjay
2037omg
2038
2039advjeon
2040and when jk pops around like he does and sees Other Gug
2041
2042advjeon
2043Guy
2044and just backs away like "whoops didn't mean to intrude"
2045
2046advjay
2047and yanno 30 year old men roll up their sleeves and look hot af when they're comf. just laughing it up w wine and shit
2048jimin having a blast i guess but a platonic blast
2049
2050advjeon
2051YEAH
2052AND THERE'S THIS YOUNG AF AWKWARD COLLEGE NERD
2053
2054advjay
2055NOOOO
2056i hate this why are we doing this
2057
2058advjeon
2059i love it
2060
2061advjay
2062and jimin just like "we're just um, doing boring shit ggukie, lesson plans and all" when they both clearly are laughing their old asses off and jimin's cheeks are flushed so he's had a bit to drink
2063
2064advjay
2065like wow seems like a nightmare here for jeongguk
2066
2067advjeon
2068jk would be forced to contemplate why he even cares lol it's not like I mind jimin hyung hanging w other people lol. .. its not like I like jimin hyung....  .shit
2069A W
2070FLUSHED CHEEKS AND EVERYTHING
2071jk is doomed
2072
2073advjay
2074this is sad this is sad this is sad
2075
2076advjeon
2077they have this tiny little Distant Period and jk is suffering with crippling separation anxiety
2078all because of a stupid misunderstanding
2079
2080advjay
2081jimin just wondering why jeongguk isn't at his house 24/7
2082so he'd text him like "jeongbrat where ya been at"
2083
2084advjay
2085oBLIVIOUS AGAIN
2086i don't understand what is this master's in behav. psych for if he never uses it
2087
2088advjeon
2089that one time jk actually doesn't play the brat gramps game and he's super serious
2090
2091advjay
2092omg
2093okay well jimin would then pick up signs lmao
2094
2095advjeon
2096YEAH
2097he's all like 'well shit I'm not gonna stand a chance as a fetus-
2098
2099advjay
2100jimin would be like "what"
2101"what do you mean jeonggukie, what's wrong?"
2102
2103advjeon
2104AND THEN THEY HAVE TO HAVE THE TALK
2105
2106advjay
2107WHAT TALK
2108CONFESSION????? too soon too soon i'm not ready for that
2109
2110advjeon
2111unless jeongguk hides his emotions from jimin and cue even slower burn
2112you'll never be ready lbr
2113
2114advjay
2115sigh
2116no ready i will never be
2117so ig that its gotta b now or never
2118
2119advjeon
2120i can picture jk going down the whole hypothetical route
2121
2122advjay
2123jimin honestly thinks jeongguk just loves him a lot as a hyung and thats it
2124lmaofdjlaknd hypothetical route
2125
2126advjeon
2127"hyung.... I have a friend who has a crush but he doesn't think the other person knows...  .. and he's scared to ruin the friendship"
2128"what do i d- i mean what should he do"
2129
2130advjay
2131jimin's psych senses are on for once unfortunately for jeongguk
2132
2133advjeon
2134dam n
2135what would he do omg
2136
2137advjay
2138"I dont know what your friend believes in, but love can never be a burden jeonggukie. So im sure that whoever your friend likes should know asap."
2139
2140advjeon
2141chugs the rest of his drink for liquid courage
2142
2143advjeon
2144he'd be such a worried little bun
2145
2146advjay
2147Jimin would just be staring
2148He doesnt truly know what jk is gonna say but
2149
2150advjay
2151Is bracing for whatever is gonna b said
2152
2153advjeon
2154omg nO what if he was gonna tell jimin when Hot Teacher was there
2155
2156advjay
2157!!!!!!!!!
2158GET OUT OF HERE
2159MAYBE HOT TEACHER HAD HIS HAND ON JIMIN THIGH
2160
2161advjeon
2162OH N O
2163
2164advjay
2165MAYBE THEY LOOKED LIKE THEY WERE GONNA KISS
2166THATS WHY JK IS JUST LIKE "i def cannot"
2167
2168advjay
2169Jimin isnt dating either for the sake of it feeling wrong. (Denial kink on WHY it feels wrong aka bc of jk) but yanno a 26 yr old guy has needs
2170
2171advjeon
2172what crappy timing
2173
2174advjay
2175And he was lowkey tipsy
2176eXTREMELY crappy timing
2177I hate us
2178
2179advjeon
2180A 26 Y/O HAS NEEDS
2181imagine the stamina jokes young jk could but defs won't make
2182
2183advjay
2184LMAOAHVSHNS
2185no jokes now huh googie
2186
2187advjeon
2188googie has needs too
2189
2190advjay
2191listen when will they stop being pussies
2192
2193advjeon
2194doesn't wanna disqualify himself from the possibility of gettin sum-
2195
2196advjeon
2197honestly im hoping its soon
2198
2199advjay
2200jimin could also make stamina jokes but def wont make them
2201
2202advjeon
2203oh god if jimin ever teases him about like. .. crying after sex
2204like aw baby
2205jeon would di e
2206
2207advjay
2208WHAT
2209
2210advjeon
2211i mean not that he would cry ... ...
2212
2213advjay
2214LMAO YES HE DOES
2215
2216advjeon
2217HAHAHA FUCK
2218
2219advjay
2220Im taking that and running w it
2221
2222advjeon
2223dammit soz jk
2224
2225advjay
2226Why does he cry lamosnsbsh
2227Thats so funny
2228
2229advjeon
2230NO I MEAN
2231i just thought it'd be a funny joke like babies cry
2232and now ive thrown jk under the bus
2233whoops
2234
2235advjay
2236you sure did
2237they'll b a joke circulating that jk cries after sex and jk will b confused bc he never told anyone
2238But low and behold his mun did lmaoajsbs
2239
2240advjeon
2241he'll be so confused and betrayed
2242"GDI JIMIN I AM A MAN"
2243
2244advjay
2245"its ok ggukie. Men cry too"
2246
2247advjeon
2248"i'm never touching you again"
2249
2250advjay
2251"And its jimin /hyung/ you brat"
2252
2253advjeon
2254ahaHA YES I LOVE THAT DYNAMIC
2255JK NOT CALLING HIM HYUNG WITH 2 YEARS AGE GAP GETS ME
22566 YEARS IS EVEN BETTER
2257
2258advjay
2259Okay this is dangerous bc boyfriend jeongguk has even more lowkey control than friend jeongguk would have
2260I dont like this
2261
2262advjay
2263Im outta here
2264
2265advjeon
2266o o ooh did you say jeongguk has control
2267
2268advjay
2269LOWKEY control
2270Like the kind where jeongguk just KnOws what he has to say or do to get jimin to do what he wants
2271
2272advjeon
2273he would definitely let it go to his head
2274
2275advjay
2276Lamo of course
2277
2278advjeon
2279LMAO he becomes this aegyo pro just to screw w jimin
2280
2281advjay
2282"get out of my house" upgades to every .5 seconds
2283
2284advjeon
2285"and get... into your bed??"
2286:")
2287
2288advjay
2289".......im breaking up witn you"
2290
2291advjeon
2292"no one heard you say it so it doesn't count"
2293blocks his ears with his fingers
2294such a child
2295sorry jim
2296
2297advjay
2298he would get closer to hit him many times "youre *hit* so *hit* annoying *hit*-"
2299
2300advjeon
2301you're so right boyfriend jeongguk would be a menace compared to friend jk
2302
2303advjay
2304Smh
2305
2306advjeon
2307"oh hyung oh harder-- wait OW"
2308
2309advjay
2310LMAOANSJE
2311
2312advjay
2313when jimin punched tf outta him
2314I bet he'll stop
2315
2316advjeon
2317knocked out cold
2318yeah he'll be on his best behaviour honestly
2319
2320advjay
2321"Remember a long time ago i said i was gonna shoot your dick? You dont need a dick to be in a relationship , i can top 24/7 :)"
2322
2323advjeon
2324".....  . . . but.. hyung.... i like my dick."
2325then the slowest realisation
2326"wait so I'm never topping???!!?"
2327
2328advjay
2329"Without a dick you cant??????"
2330"That was.......the joke....."
2331
2332advjeon
2333"HYUNG PLEASE DON'T SHOOT MY DICK"
2334the neighbors will hate them
2335
2336advjay
2337"You'll live if i did no worries"
2338Lmao the first week that they are official
2339neighbors sliding complaints under the door
2340
2341advjeon
2342"it's nice you guys have an active sex life but PLEASE TAKE A BREAK"
2343
2344advjeon
2345jeongguk would wait until the convo died or just until he remembers again and bring it up like "hyung.. you weren't serious about that thing you said right"
2346"about you.. 24/7.."
2347
2348advjay
2349"no ggukie... i actually prefer being the bottom"
2350This LIL SHY JEONGGUK
2351
2352advjay
2353jimin would bring it up
2354
2355advjeon
2356aHA imagine the relief on his damn face
2357
2358advjay
2359lmaossnhs "dONT LOOK SO RELIEVED YOU BRAT"
2360
2361advjeon
2362"YOU WORRIED ME FOR A SEC"
2363
2364advjay
2365"nO DO YOU THINK I CANT TOP GOOD. literally get out my house"
2366
2367advjeon
2368"well i mean.. . .. you can try"
2369waggles eyebrows
2370he'd get so cocky but he literally can't say blowjob with a straight face
2371
2372advjay
2373!!!!!!!
2374What a child
2375
2376advjay
2377Jimin a dom bottom so
2378Jeongguk gone have to take it
2379
2380advjeon
2381oh this will be interesti n g
2382he's actually very okay with that
2383
2384advjay
2385rip jk dick bc jimin will ride tf outta it
2386
2387advjeon
2388ahasahAHA
2389"you should've just shot it after all"
2390
2391advjay
2392"I gave you the out"
2393"you didnt take it"
2394
2395advjeon
2396"i didn't think you'd turn me into a sex addict, hyung"
2397
2398advjeon
2399"i don't think i can let you leave this room now"
2400
2401advjay
2402"And i didnt think you'd be big, but we're both just full of surprises"
2403WHEN WILL JIMIN NOT BE A SAVAGE
2404
2405advjeon
2406APPARENTLY NOT IN BED
2407
2408advjay
2409LmAo
2410HES HAPPY THAT JK IS BIG
2411HE JUST DIDNT EXPECT IT
2412
2413advjeon
2414idk if jk would take that as a compliment or an insult
2415
2416advjay
2417Definitely an insult
2418
2419advjeon
2420either way he's v happy to find out jimin prefers bottoming so it all works out in the end
2421
2422advjay
2423Nothing has changed
2424
2425advjeon
2426tru
2427
2428advjay
2429lmao i can already picture jeongguk talking and jimin just shutting him up with kisses "you talk too much" after like round 3 "hyung needs you hard" smh
2430insatiable
2431
2432advjeon
2433aHA wow jimin
2434yeah jeongguk can't say shit about his stamina after that
2435jeongguk would drag him around jimin's entire home
2436have them fuck on every surface just so jimin thinks of jeongguk, even when he's brushing his teeth
2437
2438advjay
2439Smh well they gotta make up for a long long time of denial kink
2440
2441advjeon
2442TRUE
2443
2444advjeon
2445so many rounds
2446
2447advjay
2448Jimin gotta clean everywhere
2449Bc the room got too stuffy so they had to move
2450
2451advjeon
2452barely getting out sentences bc jeongguk's pulling him in for a kiss every few steps
2453
2454advjay
2455Then they fall and almost bust they head because "ggukie was trying to tell you theres a bucket in the hallway" jimin would just shake his head and giggle bout it
2456
2457advjeon
2458THAT'S STILL SO CUTE GDI
2459
2460advjay
2461!!!!!
2462
2463advjeon
2464JEONGGUK CARRYING HIM TO WHAT HE PLANS TO BE THE COUCH
2465but they barely make it past the bucket
2466"you talk too much hyung, gukkie needs you hard"
2467
2468advjay
2469LMaksnshsondjss
2470"dont steal my lINE and i aM HARD despite u not listening to your hyung as usual"
2471
2472advjeon
2473"i am listening, your moans are gorgeous"
2474
2475advjay
2476i guess jeongguk has a TOMATOE KINK BC THATS WHAT JIMIN WOULD TURN INTO
2477
2478advjeon
2479aaaAAWWWWW
2480making jimin blush would make jeongguk so damn happy
2481he doesn't have that much of a dirty mouth but he will say whatever crosses his mind
2482
2483advjay
2484i love this
2485
2486advjeon
2487gripping onto jimin's thighs as he rides jk "you're so fucking beautiful, hyung. you look so good like this"
2488
2489advjay
2490Jimin has an actual praise kink ,, and would just moan , and wrap his arms around jk neck and pull the lil hairs at the nape
2491
2492advjay
2493The first kink thats a real kink
2494He lost his voice like 2 rounds ago
2495
2496advjeon
2497a real kink lmao i have a feeling they'll get to a lot of real kinks
2498a praise kink goes to well with jk though!!!! he has zero filter and heaps of admiration for jimin
2499
2500advjay
2501smh
2502
2503advjay
2504what if hot teacher comes for lessons plans because jimin forgot to cancel
2505LMAO
2506
2507advjeon
2508"he's mine come back nevER"
2509possessive jk comes out to play
2510
2511advjay
2512"ggukieeeeeeee"
2513
2514advjay
2515jimin's lowkey turned on bc of the possessiveness but listen
2516
2517advjeon
2518"unless??? i mean i can finish this myself"
2519but he's got on this serious face like don't u fckn dare hyung
2520
2521advjay
2522hot teacher said that?
2523lmaosnsbs
2524jk and this serious face he keeps bringing out
2525
2526advjeon
2527noO jk
2528
2529advjay
2530OHHHH
2531
2532advjeon
2533it doesn't come out that often but when it does
2534
2535advjay
2536LMAOAOSBSHEBE
2537
2538advjeon
2539i mean i can't relate but i imagine blue balls are smth to bring out the serious face for
2540
2541advjay
2542lamaosbbs
2543Tryu
2544I CANT FIND THE PICTURE BUT I IMAGINE JK LIKE THAT PICTURE W HIS ARMS CROSSED AND A GREEN JACKET AND WAS POUTING SO HARD HE LOOKED 8 YEARS OLD
2545
2546advjeon
2547green jacket.. . ..
2548I SHOULD KNOW THIS
2549
2550advjay
2551THE OUTFIT HE WORE FOR THE PROLOGUE
2552
2553advjeon
2554he'd be hella pouty if jimin left halfway through
2555
2556advjay
2557Jimin would not leave tf he tryna get all the jeongcock he can tonight have u lost ur mind
2558
2559advjeon
2560jeongcock oH MY GOD
2561
2562advjay
2563hed politely tell hot teacher hes sorry but he cant do it tonight and hes sorry he waited til he got here all the while only the door in between hot teacher and jimin
2564naked jimin*
2565
2566advjeon
2567jeongguk prob behind him listening, groping jimin's ass and making it v difficult to talk
2568
2569advjay
2570omg pls dont
2571hE WORKS W HOT TEACHER damn googie
2572
2573advjeon
2574making things hard for jimin is jk's ultimate goal
2575jimin included
2576
2577advjay
2578We know :/
2579
2580advjay
2581But hed b embarrassed
2582"Im sorry we can go over them tomorrow morn-ING ning... we c-can go over them tomorrow morning."
2583
2584advjeon
2585aW
2586
2587advjay
2588"k thanks bye"
2589
2590advjeon
2591LMASOCGY HHAHA
2592"good job hyung, you handled that so well" smooches his cheek
2593
2594advjay
2595Jimin will never stop being a savage
2596
2597advjay
2598"thank you baby now fuck me please"
2599
2600advjeon
2601"with pleasure" extra loud bc he's spiteful and still holding an unnecessary grudge w hot teacher
2602actually
2603idk if he's THAT spiteful
2604
2605advjay
2606he literally got the boy
2607
2608advjay
2609What more do you want jeongguk
2610
2611advjeon
2612yes he did
2613HE WANTS EVERYTHING
2614
2615advjeon
2616he's just extra dom about it this round for some reason 👀
2617
2618advjay
2619😅😅😅😅😅😅🙂😐😟😧😢😥
2620rip jimin ass
2621
2622advjeon
2623aW
2624rip them both
2625
2626advjay
2627how awk the next day at school about to be
2628
2629advjeon
2630death by snu snu
2631
2632advjeon
2633oh go d
2634poor jimin
2635if he didn't think it was awk with jeon's jealousy before
2636the teacher definitely gonna feel the awk now too
2637
2638advjay
2639lmaoo
2640let alone he cant sit down straight
2641
2642advjeon
2643jeongguk will make it up to him
2644breakfast in bed and endless compliments, the works
2645and rimming for dessert
2646jk is nothing if not extra
2647
2648advjay
2649pls
2650
2651advjay
2652jimin'll b like "im supposed to take care of you ,,"
2653
2654advjeon
2655"don't, babe. this works both ways"
2656
2657advjay
2658jimin is definitely a little shit and would repeat babe in the exact way jk said it
2659
2660advjeon
2661ahhAHA and jk would go salty real quick, mumble smth like "see if my tongue goes near you ever again"
2662
2663advjay
2664"im sorry youre just the cutest thing"
2665
2666advjeon
2667"but you're my babe"
2668".. babe"
2669
2670advjay
2671"Then come give ur babe some kisses"
2672Jk so cute i love this
2673
2674advjeon
2675aWWWWW
2676man plotting with you is so fast, anything can happen
2677
2678advjay
2679LMAO fr
2680next thing u know they dead from old age
2681I FOUND THE PICTURE
2682 
2683
2684advjeon
2685AAAAAAA
2686YES POUTY LIL JEON AW
2687and that one where he's like all black and tims at the airport or smth and looking real angry
2688angry jk is life
2689
2690advjay
2691jeongguk is officially cutie to jimin
2692
2693advjeon
2694it'll probably make jk blush a little every time
2695
2696advjay
2697thats my aesthetic
2698
2699advjay
2700hOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN DOING THIS "plotting w you is fast" it just feels fast
2701
2702advjeon
2703IDK IT FEELS LIKE JUST YESTERDAY BUT I KNOW IT'S BEEN DAYS
2704and we've already got everything down
2705from the road trip to the confession lmao
2706just not how they meet or how long
2707the details don't matter
2708
2709advjay
2710HONESTLY we got literally every detail down to Jeongguk's specific white in cum color but no meeting placd
2711
2712advjay
2713Place
2714
2715advjeon
2716AHHAVUAGSKSNVQGS
2717i'm
2718dead
2719
2720advjay
2721Meeting place is a big deal
2722
2723advjeon
2724help me gzuz
2725
2726advjay
2727im trying to
2728
2729advjeon
2730does he live in Incheon or busan
2731
2732advjay
2733hes from busan but lives in incheon
2734i gotta change that
2735
2736advjay
2737On my bio
2738
2739advjeon
2740hMmM should they know each other from busan bc I had jk born there too
2741or is that just worse
2742
2743advjay
2744!!!!
2745
2746advjeon
2747bc jimin
2748would know an even younger jk
2749
2750advjay
2751lowkey worse bc jimin was
2752Yea
2753But i mean
2754Look at Kylie Jenner and Tyga. Tyga knew her when she was 12 and now she 19 and he.......is.....26..........
2755
2756advjay
2757maybe
2758Jk has a little sis right
2759How old is she
2760Jim also has a little sister
2761
2762advjeon
2763um
2764I forgot if I made her younger or older but that's easy to change
2765idk not too much younger since dad fled pretty early
2766say 18ish
2767comparing them to tyga and kylie I love u
2768
2769advjay
2770I was gonna say smth along the lines of jimin being her teacher, & jeongguk going to parent teacher conference w momz but thats a stretch
2771
2772advjay
2773um
2774
2775advjeon
2776that's such a cute idea no I love it
2777
2778advjay
2779you do???
2780
2781advjeon
2782or jk just going by himself with sis
2783cause momz gotta work
2784
2785advjay
2786that works that works
2787
2788advjeon
2789more intense jimin jk time
2790
2791advjay
2792!
2793I can already hear Jimin "you look a lil young to father a high schooler"
2794
2795advjeon
2796she could definitely be younger
2797
2798advjeon
2799AHAHA YEAH
2800
2801advjay
2802jimin can tell jk not her dad but its a joke
2803
2804advjeon
2805jk is super flustered because sis didn't tell him her psych teacher was Adonis
2806
2807advjay
2808😂😂😂😂😂
2809jimin internally flustered bc kids these days are getting finer and finer
2810
2811advjeon
2812on the way home he's just "ok but how weird would it be if i asked for your teachers number"
2813jimin you cradle snatcher
2814
2815advjay
2816!!!!!!!!
2817listen he only thought it
2818but wait what reason would jk have to see jimin again until they were friends
2819
2820advjeon
2821idk his sister gets detention or suspended
2822
2823advjay
2824Maybe Jungkook lied and said he was horrible in psych in uni & needed a tutor?
2825
2826advjeon
2827AHAHAHA
2828
2829advjay
2830But then jimin found out he lied just to be friends w him
2831So they stayed friends
2832
2833advjeon
2834eventually jimin finds out he's an engineering student and is like??? you need psych for that???
2835that's so cute
2836
2837advjay
2838or jk told jm he lied whichever u want
2839
2840advjeon
2841or the sister could say smth because they're a pair of flustered idiots
2842I'm so indecisive forgive me
2843
2844advjay
2845Lmao what would she say???
2846
2847advjeon
2848idk like she just brings up how surprised she is that an engineering student needs psych and jimin's like "yea actually he does kinda suck"
2849
2850advjay
2851Lmaoajsbd
2852jk sister is the real savage
2853
2854advjeon
2855she has zero tolerance for jeon's obliviousness
2856
2857 
2858Jungkook after his sister's savagery
2859
2860advjeon
2861SHWICJSKSNS TRUE
2862
2863 
2864jimin bc these kids up to something
2865
2866advjeon
2867jk inside his head: the heCK U LIL TRAITOR you literally had 1 job and that was to keep quiet how could u betray me like this
2868
2869advjay
2870😂😂😂😂😂😂
2871
2872advjeon
2873jk out loud: hyung i .... have a confession
2874
2875advjay
2876😂😂😂😂😂
2877thats hilarioussss
2878"so....you wasted a lot of my time just so you could have an excuse to talk to me?"
2879
2880advjeon
2881"basically... ... but now I know all this stuff about psychology I'll never use so. .. "
2882
2883advjay
2884"thats.........cute......."
2885
2886advjeon
2887"thanks hyung" laughs awkwardly
2888his sisters just like wOw how are we related
2889
2890advjay
2891"You could have just told me you wanted to be friends"
2892"I found it weird you didnt ask your sister for help and shes getting good grades out my class."
2893
2894advjeon
2895I can imagine he'd be so conflicted like on one hand he really wants to befriend jimin and learn everything about him but on the other, he sort of feels like he's back in high school and being reprimanded by his teacher
2896
2897advjay
2898damn jeon
2899mr park is cute
2900
2901advjeon
2902"you just seemed so interesting and.. i thought that was the only way you wouldn't mind me hanging around"
2903mr park aW
2904
2905advjay
2906"you're really cute but a brat i hope you know." lmao the brat insult was born
2907
2908advjeon
2909the birth of an era
2910
2911advjay
2912lmao fr
2913
2914advjay
2915except the era never died
2916
2917advjeon
2918haha that era is forever
2919
2920advjeon
2921like he first comes off as this cute shy kid but jimin learns fAST that he's the king of brats
2922if he thought his students were bad lmao
2923
2924advjay
2925smh
2926WHEN DOES JIMIN FIND OUT ABOUT JEONGGUK's ability i forgot he even had one
2927
2928advjeon
2929oh yeah
2930that thing
2931probably really fast, he's bad at hiding it
2932
2933advjay
2934Lmao we liteally forgot about this entire rpg
2935
2936advjeon
2937RIGHT IDK HOW IT'S PRETTY IMPORTANT
2938
2939advjay
2940!!!!
2941Tbh
2942
2943advjeon
2944he uses it a lot to pause and rewind like
2945if the remote to the tv is too far
2946
2947advjay
2948.......
2949why jeon
2950
2951advjeon
2952yeah he lazy af
2953
2954advjay
2955jimin would be like "didnt i already say that"
2956
2957advjeon
2958but imagine how cute it'd be for dates
2959
2960advjay
2961wait did we just
2962
2963advjeon
2964ahAHA
2965
2966advjay
2967jikook and dates
2968
2969advjeon
2970fucking with jimin is a whole new ability
2971
2972advjay
2973!!!
2974it truly is
2975what kind of dates do a brat and a teacher go on
2976
2977advjeon
2978pausing time to hide all jimin's teacher shit so he has no choice but to pay attention to jk
2979uM
2980
2981advjay
2982JEONGGUK YOU BRAAAT
2983
2984advjay
2985i can picture jimin trying his damnest to get grading done and jk bothering him endlessly with neck kisses
2986
2987advjeon
2988"hey hyung wanna go to this house party"
2989"jeongguk I'm almost 30 do you rly think I want-"
2990"yeah I know that's why we needa do it now before you get dentures"
2991y e p
2992and other less pg13 kisses
2993
2994advjay
2995"jeon jeongguk im going to kill you"
2996"DENTURES"
2997
2998advjeon
2999"love you too, jiminie hyung~~~"
3000he's a menace I'm sry
3001
3002advjay
3003"It'll be passed your bedtime before the party even starts"
3004
3005advjeon
3006"well damn, guess we'd better head to bed babe"
3007
3008advjay
3009"I have to finish grading. You tried to pull a fast one though nice try"
3010
3011 
3012"but..... please"
3013"movie on the couch?"
3014"no scary ones I promise!!!!"
3015
3016advjay
3017jimin is weak for cuteness forgot to tell you
3018
3019advjeon
3020rip jimin
3021
3022advjay
3023"i put off grading these papers for an entire WEEK because of you i cant jeonggukieee"
3024NO RIP
3025
3026advjeon
3027"ok how about i help you finish and thEN can i have you to myself?"
3028
3029advjeon
3030bats his eyelashes like a lil shit
3031
3032advjay
3033"They're papers you wouldnt know what you're grading"
3034
3035advjeon
3036"ok fine i'll go jerk off in the shower have fun hyung byeeeee"
3037
3038advjay
3039hed say nothing bc he gotta stay focus
3040jeon jeongguk will nOT distract him tonight
3041
3042advjeon
3043date night: failure
3044he will definitely try again tomorrow tho
3045or
3046in an hour
3047
3048advjay
3049he might win in an hour
3050
3051advjay
3052Bc jimin has just been procrastinating for that hour bc he hates papers
3053Made tea twice
3054Was reading the papers but was daydreaming so had to reread so many times
3055
3056advjeon
3057ooooh jimin
3058daydreaming about what
3059jeongguk will definitely walk out from the bathroom in just a towel and a smirk
3060
3061advjay
3062jeongguk jerking off in the shower is what he was daydreaming
3063Of course
3064
3065advjeon
3066he did like 2 push ups in the bathroom to look swole
3067
3068advjay
3069LMAOAJSBDHHSW
3070
3071advjay
3072HES A MESS
3073
3074advjeon
3075such a mess
3076but all for jimin
3077in the name of testosterone and Serious infatuation
3078
3079advjay
3080jimin would just sigh bc he knows he lost "im so sick of you and ur gorgeous ass face and ur body and ur a brat."
3081As hes pulling jeongguk by the towel
3082Jimins kinda mad at himself bc he coulda been sucking dick an hour ago
3083
3084advjeon
3085aHKASDAS
3086JEONGGUK HAS THE AUDACITY TO ASK HIM HOW HIS PAPERS ARE GOING
3087but he drops the act real fast and accidentally ruins jimin's shirt on its way off
3088
3089advjay
3090"!!!those buttons were so cute!!!!!"
3091
3092advjeon
3093"i'm sorry babe i'll sew them back on" he says between kisses but he totally won't bc he likes his fingers
3094
3095advjay
3096"I literally hate you so much" as jimin is trying to get him as close as possible literally ordering him around at this point bc jeon jeongguk never lets him get anything done "sit down"
3097Damn power bottom jim plays no gams
3098Games*
3099
3100advjeon
3101power bottom jim and bratty top jk
3102these two are a wild ride
3103
3104advjay
3105tHATS A MATCH MADE IN HELL
3106
3107advjeon
3108"make me" he says defiantly as he sits down
3109shit like that
3110
3111advjeon
3112makes me regret applying
3113why is he such a brat
3114why do i write this
3115
3116advjay
3117why do u do this to me
3118not even you
3119Bc this is ME
3120
3121advjeon
3122u
3123
3124advjay
3125Gzuz
3126I was crusified for you
3127& bratkook
3128
3129advjeon
3130i'm so flattered
3131
3132advjay
3133And this is how u treat me and jimmom
3134
3135advjeon
3136bratguk and i appreciate you and ur sacrifices
3137
3138advjay
3139"You want me to make you?" Jimin would ask, and sink down to his knees in front of jeongguk and be like "well for one you've already done what i asked you to" hed open the towel up and eye jeongcock and squeeze jk's thighs, lookin hungry af bc jk got his mouth watering and shit. "for two," hed lick from base to tip like he freaking sampling lolipops and when he got to the tip he'd lick at Jeongguk's abs instead "you know you wouldnt get anything if you hadnt so be a goodboy" kissing up his chest and sucking hickies on his neck yikes
3140I cant believe bratguk said make me
3141I hate him so much
3142
3143advjeon
3144jIMIN CHRIST
3145jk can't believe he said make me either now
3146
3147advjay
3148i hope bratguk gets worked up to near orgasm and jimin leaves him high and dry
3149
3150advjeon
3151jeongguk is a big fan of hair pulling, already one hand tangled in the hair at jimin's nape and
3152
3153advjeon
3154JIMIN IS EVEN MORE SAVAGE W SEX
3155
3156advjay
3157WHAT ELSE WOULD HE BE
3158
3159advjeon
3160merciful
3161
3162advjay
3163lmao
3164
3165advjeon
3166jeon would honestly be a whining, begging mess
3167or he'd pin jimin to the bed and work him up just as bad
3168it's two extremes for jk
3169
3170advjay
3171jimin would chuckle and after leaving v extensively burgundy marks all over his neck hed just like suck on his jaw and get to his earlobe, and b like "you want me to suck you off baby?"
3172Does ur jk have the baby kink
3173We know real jk does lmao
3174
3175advjay
3176jk pinning i jesus
3177
3178advjeon
3179holy hell does he ever
3180and a hickey kink like damn
3181he'll be staring at himself in the mirror for the longest time after
3182
3183advjay
3184!!!!!!
3185"Jk what you doin" "admiring the art"
3186
3187advjeon
3188TBH
3189pressing into them and groaning just a tiny lil bit from the sting of pain
3190
3191advjeon
3192jeongguk wouldn't know what to do
3193
3194advjay
3195Jim would b like "hmm maybe i should go back to grading papers if youre not gonna answer me" if he takes too long to reply
3196
3197advjeon
3198"yes, please hyung, shit," but he's too handsy already and reaching out for jimin's face and pulling him into a deep, heated kiss first--
3199AW
3200jeongguk literally jumping up to lock the door
3201"good luck"
3202
3203advjay
3204LMAO as if jim cant un lock it back
3205Or wait
3206how he lock it
3207yanno what
3208Some things are larger than life
3209Including bratguk
3210
3211advjay
3212Hes magical
3213Literally magical
3214
3215advjeon
3216right like it would be so easy but jk doesn't care bc he's already on jimin again
3217AHAHAHA
3218larger than life
3219don't tell him that his ego is already inflating the longer he's with jimin
3220
3221advjay
3222Jimin would kiss him back obvs
3223I think Jimin's favorite thing is to kiss jk
3224He has a kissing kink but only w jk
3225Its weird to him but he just loves kissing the lil brat
3226
3227advjay
3228hed lowkey get distracted from kissing him. forgot he was supposed to b giving head lmao
3229
3230advjeon
3231its weird kissing jk??
3232lmao
3233
3234advjay
3235NO
3236LMAO its weird that he loves kissing jk above anything
3237Like its not weird that he loves kissing jim
3238Him*
3239Idk how to explain so ill stop but just know
3240
3241advjeon
3242no i totally get you
3243
3244advjay
3245jimin enjoys kissing him to the point stuff is forgotten
3246
3247advjeon
3248i can imagine jk getting distracted too, especially having to tone it down in public when he gets too carried away
3249
3250advjay
3251Frr
3252like if Jk dropped by for lunch w jimin in jim classroom
3253smh
3254Who ever had risky kissing
3255
3256advjeon
3257aW imagine how cute that'd be
3258jk sitting on the edge of his desk and teasing jimin
3259
3260advjay
3261it would
3262
3263advjeon
3264leaving a cute lil note on his desk when jimin isn't looking
3265pushing him up against the classroom door with students outside-- lmaO
3266
3267advjay
3268jk would turn so sub so fast
3269Like you dont understand p
3270Fear and arousal makes jimin just not know what to do
3271"ggukie class starts in 15 minutes we cant"
3272
3273advjeon
3274what a softie
3275
3276advjay
3277exactly
3278this is ruining his hyung status
3279
3280advjeon
3281"i'll only need 10" locks the door and drops to his knees
3282
3283advjay
3284"jeongguk pls"
3285
3286advjeon
3287nothing would make jeongguk more proud
3288
3289advjeon
3290than ruining his hyung status
3291
3292advjay
3293dont know if he tryna stop or make him go
3294WHAT A BRAT
3295
3296advjeon
3297"shh hyung someone might hear you"
3298
3299advjay
3300"i fucking hate you"
3301
3302advjeon
3303"you do? i bet you're gonna hate this" with a smirk tugging at his lips and a hand pressing against jimin's hips, keeping him still against the door as the other handles his button and fly
3304so much for a cute lunch break
3305
3306advjay
3307honestly
3308Jimin thought "oh this is nice a lil lunch date w my bby" but nO
3309a LIL LUNCH DATE AND JK HAVING A BIT MORE TO EAT
3310
3311advjay
3312i hate you
3313I hate jeon
3314i hate this ro
3315Rp*
3316i hate my bed
3317i hate myself most of all
3318
3319advjeon
3320A BIT MORE TO EAT
3321you love us
3322
3323advjay
3324Jimin would b so fidget-y
3325Mad bc hes getting hard and mad because he wants to be hard
3326
3327advjay
3328Also gotta tell u about what me n jennie mun planned. kinda affects jeongguk if they together
3329
3330advjeon
3331mad jimin is one of jeongguk's fav jimins
3332oh shit
3333tell me she isn't one of the ones who wants to kill him
3334
3335advjay
3336jimin would pull jeongguk's hair so hard
3337
3338advjeon
3339jeongguk would go wild!!!
3340
3341advjay
3342Be like "youre taking too long. not the time for body worship, princess"
3343go wild about what these mssg are so out of order lmao
3344
3345advjeon
3346with the hair pulling i mean lmao
3347and give jimin a look like there's always time for body worship but oK impatient
3348
3349advjay
3350smh what is he even doin
3351 
3352Jimin rn
3353
3354advjeon
3355ahAGSYCSHUD WHAT
3356
3357advjay
3358hes floating on pleasure but jeon taking so long he stuck
3359
3360advjeon
3361poor jimin jk likes to tease
3362but he'll prob get the most teasing back at home
3363
3364advjay
3365listen doe
3366long story short
3367
3368advjeon
3369he doesn't wanna fuck w jimin's job too much
3370
3371advjay
3372jennie tryna have jimin and his sister killed bc jimin's dad had her father killed. and you know how jimins mother was killed. well jennie is getting revenge by kidnapping jimin and his lil sis and beating the crap outta them both to avenge her fazza
3373safe to say jeongguk might notice that jimin just been gone for like 3 days
3374
3375advjeon
3376holy sh i t
3377
3378advjay
3379*3+ days
3380
3381advjeon
3382and jennie's supposed to be his friend
3383
3384advjay
3385smh
3386i dont think he'll know it was jennie lmao
3387
3388advjeon
3389well this'll be fun
3390i can't wait
3391ok good that makes it easier but iS JIMIN GONNA BE OK
3392
3393advjay
3394Lmao prob not
3395bc the same shit from years ago happened and he couldnt protect his only family once again
3396I think jennie just gone leave them on the side of the road or smth
3397Jim gon call jeongguk somehow
3398sounding croaky af
3399
3400advjeon
3401Oh No
3402his sister.....  ..  is she gonna be
3403okay?
3404like not killed and raped kind of okay
3405
3406advjay
3407idk i think jennie killing her
3408
3409advjay
3410who knows
3411
3412advjeon
3413WHO KNOWS
3414
3415advjay
3416actually jm will call the police first
3417
3418advjeon
3419wow you two
3420
3421advjay
3422idk lmAo it's only half planned
3423just telling you for angst amongst jikook
3424jimin'll be traumatized
3425battered
3426confused
3427
3428advjeon
3429i am very ready
3430
3431advjay
3432looking a hot diggity dog mess because he's beat up
3433and he keeps crying like wow it'll b rough
3434i'm ready
3435
3436advjeon
3437jeongguk will be there to cuddle and maybe talk him down if jimin tries pushing him away
3438
3439advjay
3440he'd be crying a lot and yes trying to be by himself
3441bc he's tired of losing people he loves due to not being able to protect them
3442
3443advjeon
3444i can see jk doing some very mom-ish things like making him hot cocoa and calling that hot teacher guy despite his grudge to see if jimjam can get time off work
3445oh no they're gonna fight
3446aren't they
3447
3448advjay
3449hmm i don't know
3450
3451advjay
3452maybe
3453
3454advjeon
3455aw
3456
3457advjay
3458idk what they would fight about
3459jimin would kind of just ignore
3460be a block of ice
3461
3462advjeon
3463i just pictured jimin distancing himself a l o t
3464like break up distance
3465
3466advjay
3467possibly possibly
3468bc rmr he's tired of people getting hurt and he can't protect them
3469so it's kinda "he's better off without me" type thing
3470
3471advjeon
3472yeah that's what i pictured
3473
3474advjay
3475well damn u know jimin better than i do. it only took me 10 days to get on the same page
3476lmao i'm slow forgive gzuz
3477
3478advjeon
3479NAH I JUST ASSUME A LOT
3480tell me to shut up if i say anything that isn't matching up
3481pls
3482
3483advjay
3484you haven't lmsd;asjdfnd
3485i'd def tell you but i wouldn't say shut up lsmosad
3486i love how this extensive plotting has a pattern
3487
3488advjeon
3489but jeon wouldn't push him to extremes or anything, kind of delicately tell him that if someone wanted jeongguk dead, he's gonna pop back to yesterday and tell jim to put a bullet in their head
3490
3491advjeon
3492is the pattern that it makes everyone hate this rp
3493
3494advjay
3495lmao no
3496we keep doing humor/happiness → smut → crippling angst
3497
3498advjeon
3499it always has to turn bad
3500we're cursed
3501
3502advjay
3503tbh
3504u thought i was kidding earlier when i said all the adults that jimin is plotting with are trying to kill him
3505
3506advjeon
3507i
3508yeah
3509now i know the truth
3510
3511advjay
3512I WASN'T
3513jk's babe's life is in peril
3514but jm would ignore the suggestion
3515i don't like this angst it's making me actual sad lmao
3516
3517advjeon
3518ignore what suggestion
3519yeah i'm glad i got a happy plot w jennie
3520she is straight up scary
3521
3522advjay
3523that they could just go back in time and jim can kill whoever tryna get jk
3524
3525advjeon
3526jeon will do everything to make jimin smile though
3527o h
3528
3529advjay
3530or maybe it'll be less sad if jimin takes the opposite approach and clings to jeongguk instead of distancing
3531ye that made my hurt be like "okay bitch that's better"
3532heart*
3533
3534advjeon
3535UASGYDKAHSD
3536yes much better
3537yes pls let's go with that i like that option more
3538jimin doesn't need any more shit on his plate to deal with
3539
3540advjay
3541gr8 bc even tho i love the worse angst jikook can'y handle
3542can't
3543i just pictured the most typical sad fic
3544
3545advjay
3546lmao
3547it's raining outside lmao
3548
3549advjeon
3550oh some fics are really bad w angst
3551come here it's sunny af
3552let's just have nonstop fluff in the sun
3553
3554advjay
3555jimin just crying into jeongguk neck and they just cozy under the covers but they chilling bc jimin letting it out
3556no i mean i pictured the most stereotypical angsty fic thing with jikook
3557as described
3558it's so stereotypical that i cringed but hey
3559
3560advjeon
3561oHHHH
3562
3563advjeon
3564yeah let's just erase all that angst like it never happened lmao
3565
3566advjay
3567tbh it's so messy idk what's happening
3568jennie ruined my life
3569
3570advjeon
3571jeon can 100% go back in time and put a condom on his father
3572jimin gives him the best ideas
3573.. h er father
3574*
3575
3576advjay
3577:O
3578i'm telling jimin
3579jeongguk wanna go back in time and put a condom on yer dad
3580
3581advjay
3582did he ever love you
3583
3584advjeon
3585LMAO NO WAIT JENNIE'S DAD
3586NO AW JIMIN NO
3587
3588advjay
3589using jimin's own idea against him
3590HIS LOVER
3591i can't believe my eyes
3592
3593advjeon
3594CLOSE YOUR EYES
3595
3596advjay
3597OH THEY'RE OPEN
3598
3599advjeon
3600YOU KNOW JEON WOULD NEVER
3601
3602advjay
3603LMAO just kidding but that was THE worse typo
3604
3605advjeon
3606rly
3607worse than ur thank you so much
3608i'm never forgetting that one
3609
3610advjay
3611!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3612you asshole
3613
3614advjeon
3615ilu2 ♡
3616
3617advjay
3618thats so hilarious it was quite horrible
3619But hey my thumb was having fun cant complain
3620
3621advjeon
3622well
3623as long as ur thumb was entertained
3624
3625advjay
3626Lmaooo
3627
3628advjay
3629angst is unhealthy bro
3630
3631advjeon
3632have you read jimin's bio
3633are you feeling ok
3634
3635advjay
3636lamaoanbs
3637i cant say i have read it
3638is it angsty
3639im a fluff queen i dont do angst
3640smuff*
3641
3642advjeon
3643smuff omg
3644
3645advjeon
3646you might wanna tell that to jennie
3647she gon fuck jimin u p
3648
3649advjay
3650i cant talk to jennie
3651she da machete queen
3652i might get sliced and diced
3653
3654advjeon
3655right
3656
3657advjay
3658Happy thoughts
3659
3660advjeon
3661jeon fixes her computer
3662
3663advjay
3664jimin kissing jeongguk awake
3665
3666advjeon
3667he knows she's messed
3668
3669advjeon
3670happy thoughts
3671jeon blowing jimin under the desk
3672
3673advjay
3674lazy morning sex?
3675itd b cute
3676
3677advjeon
3678always
3679
3680advjay
3681thats some smuff
3682
3683advjeon
3684lots and lots of it
3685
3686advjay
3687They genitals are gonna be overused
3688
3689advjeon
3690jeon's fav words will be 'morning wood'
3691that too
3692
3693advjay
3694lmaoovfx
3695I gtg
3696shower
3697dunno why is said shower
3698
3699advjeon
3700same tho
3701
3702advjay
3703But shower sex ig my fingers were thinking ahead
3704
3705advjeon
3706but i seriously don't wanna move
3707HHAHAHA
3708
3709advjay
3710lmao u gotta shower?
3711poor person of what country idk
3712
3713advjay
3714Australian right
3715THERES SO MANY AUSTRALIANS
3716
3717advjeon
3718yeah but I mean it's 7pm
3719wait there's Australians
3720
3721advjay
3722yEs
3723Jennie's mun
3724
3725advjeon
3726oh shit
3727
3728advjay
3729And some others i met but they not in this group
3730
3731advjeon
3732Australians love u
3733
3734advjay
3735tbh
3736
3737advjay
3738I met 4 in 2 days
3739Australians ars nice
3740Even if their accents are funny to me
3741
3742advjeon
3743ur an Aussie magnet or smth
3744
3745advjay
3746Lol its only 7pm there?
3747
3748advjeon
3749HEY
3750
3751advjay
3752love ya <3
3753Im murican
3754
3755advjeon
3756LOVE U TOO U LIL SMUFF
3757i guessed
3758
3759advjeon
3760you say wine coolers
3761
3762advjay
3763!!!
3764
3765advjeon
3766and other murican stuffs
3767
3768advjay
3769what a specific observation
3770
3771advjeon
3772yeah I legit had to google it
3773
3774advjay
3775!!!
3776Why didnt you just ask me
3777Lmao this js why australians are weird
3778
3779advjeon
3780or you said coolers and I thought you meant the tub you put cold drinks in lmap
3781cause I was 90% due 3
3782
3783advjeon
3784sure
3785
3786advjay
3787What did u type in google
3788
3789advjeon
3790and google is fast and less humiliating
3791
3792advjay
3793"What are coolers that you drink"
3794
3795advjeon
3796"coolers drink" lmao
3797
3798advjay
3799What do u call them
3800
3801advjeon
3802I don't even know if we have them
3803"pussy drinks"
3804
3805advjay
3806How do u just not have wine coolers
3807HEY murica likes to start lite alright
3808
3809advjeon
3810AHHHAHA
3811everyone here just drinks beer
3812
3813advjay
3814Do u have smirinoffs
3815
3816advjeon
3817like the big bottle of vodka
3818
3819advjay
3820Ye but tHE COOLER VERSION
3821*WINE COOLER
3822
3823advjeon
3824OH THE LITTLE BOTTLES YEAH
3825
3826advjay
3827THAT ARE FLAVORED???
3828AND ARENT HARSH
3829AND JUST TASTE FRUITY W A HINT OF ALCOHOL
3830
3831advjay
3832DAS A WINE COOLER
3833
3834advjeon
3835oHHHHH
3836YEAH
3837jeon would smash them
3838
3839advjay
3840lmao no no no
3841
3842advjeon
3843not literally
3844I mean
3845
3846advjay
3847I know u mean like down them quickly
3848
3849advjeon
3850y e p
3851u got me
3852
3853advjay
3854Are u black by any chance
3855Im just curious
3856
3857advjeon
3858whiter than paper
3859sorry to disappoint
3860
3861advjay
3862Lmaoaksbjsnsbdbs
3863im black & german
3864Just wondering
3865
3866advjeon
3867whoa what a combo
3868
3869advjay
3870U had like a genisaquoi
3871
3872advjeon
3873I'm Australian and Scottish
3874
3875advjeon
3876so like the worst kind of white
3877
3878advjay
3879!! lmao why is that the worse
3880
3881advjeon
3882idk bro Australians are so crass and scots are scary
3883no one who thinks bagpipes sound good should be trusted
3884wait isn't it like 4am for you or smth
3885
3886advjay
3887That is the most true thing ive ever heard
3888No its 2:46
3889
3890advjeon
3891... that's very close
3892are you sleepy
3893
3894advjay
3895nah for some reason
3896
3897advjay
3898I gotta get up soon so i was like might as well stay up
3899
3900advjeon
3901the smuff has energised you
3902
3903advjay
3904tbh
3905
3906advjeon
3907that's so risky I would absolutely sleep
3908
3909advjay
3910I stay up a lot tho
3911So im like used to it lmao
3912Believe me i fall asleep perfectly fine any other time
3913Today i just dont feel tired
3914
3915advjeon
3916I cannot relate
3917I am a sloth
3918
3919advjeon
3920always
3921
3922advjay
3923Lmalskbdjd
3924I cant sloth
3925I have too much to do all the time
3926How old are you if u dont mind me askin
3927
3928advjeon
3929same but I put it off lmao like showering
393021
3931tell me your not 6 years older
3932
3933advjay
3934oh thank god
3935
3936advjeon
3937or I'll cry
3938
3939advjeon
3940thank God...  is that a good thing
3941
3942advjay
3943I just realized i never asked u how old u were before we smutted kinda
3944I was like omg what if shes a baby
3945
3946advjeon
3947oh yeah 16 year olds are here...... ..
3948HAHAHA
3949
3950advjay
3951yES
3952im 27
3953lmao jusst kidding im 22
3954
3955advjeon
3956BR O
3957I would've started calling u gramps too
3958
3959advjay
3960I wonder if hyeyeon mun is the 16 yar old
3961
3962advjeon
3963ha haha have fun w that one
3964
3965advjay
3966I cant think of any 18+ who would willingly create a 16 year old character
3967Well pedophiles but lets pray shes not that
3968Lmao she wanted a bro/sis relationship w jimin so im good
3969But she did mention a crush
3970Yikes
3971
3972advjeon
3973LMAO WELL PEDOPHILES
3974ooh wow
397510 years......
3976
3977advjeon
3978that makes jikook look very normal
3979
3980advjay
3981Whos ten years apart???????
3982
3983advjeon
398426yo chim and 16yo jail bait
3985
3986advjay
3987Omg
3988Pls
3989
3990advjeon
3991that's some hardcore cradle snatching right there
3992
3993advjay
3994PLS LMAO
3995jimin is not that damn kinky
3996
3997advjeon
3998I mean
3999u do you jimin
4000
4001advjay
4002Listen
4003When she said hyeyeon was 16 i was like 👀👀👀👀 wot
4004
4005advjeon
4006l
4007
4008advjay
4009But then ppl prob always back outta plots bc the muse is young
4010I felt bad
4011So i was just like "wow!!! She can b jimins student!! Like jimins little sister!!!"
4012
4013advjeon
4014AWW
4015you have a good heart
4016
4017advjay
4018thank you very much
4019*yhighk uoy tryh micfh
4020
4021advjeon
4022HAHD HIM NAKXJANZ
4023LMAOOOO
4024
4025advjay
4026Hahd him
4027
4028advjeon
4029listen
4030
4031advjay
4032Ur a mess
4033
4034advjeon
4035typing with acrylic nails is a feat
4036one I'm not good at
4037
4038advjay
4039I kno the struggle
4040I have none on now but i used to wear them non stop
4041I hate the tapping sound it makes so much
4042
4043advjeon
4044I got them for the first time on Tuesday and I'm dying
4045I'm so slow
4046but I kinda live for the tapping
4047
4048advjay
4049Lmao poor first time user
4050Idk the tapping erks me lmao
4051Those aussie ears
4052
4053advjeon
4054lmao now I have different ears
4055
4056advjay
4057Ofc??
4058U should um do replies for me lmao
4059This is so stressful
4060
4061advjeon
4062you should um
4063
4064advjay
4065Some people been waiting 22 years
4066
4067advjeon
4068dry my hair pls
4069
4070advjay
4071Id trade u in .6 secs
4072
4073advjeon
4074so does that mean you'd like me to write our eventual starter
4075
4076advjay
4077Lmao i lost hope
4078On us
4079We literally wrote their entire lives already
4080
4081advjeon
4082right
4083
4084advjay
4085But i was essited
4086
4087advjeon
4088I'm soz lets make them enemies
4089
4090advjay
4091ofc not id cry
4092Every single word i typed
4093A tear would fall
4094
4095advjeon
4096"jimin hyung I hate u"
4097"get in line brat"
4098
4099advjay
4100!!!!
4101i cant even respond
4102The tears blurred my vision
4103
4104advjeon
4105awwwwwWWWW
4106
4107 
4108Me rn at ur gAMES
4109
4110 
4111me @ me
4112
4113advjay
4114😂😂😂😂
4115His eyes are so doa-y
4116
4117advjeon
4118ya so dead on arrival-y
4119
4120advjay
4121is that an aussie phrase
4122what r u talkin bout
4123
4124 
4125
4126advjeon
4127... d o a
4128nvm
4129
4130advjay
4131Ohhhhhhh
4132
4133advjeon
4134I think it's American
4135
4136advjay
4137Lmaoaksbwjbshd
4138LMAO at the picc
4139I saw that
4140Savage thats rp jk
4141Im pretty sure its american
4142
4143advjeon
4144rp jk is a stripper
4145
4146advjeon
4147for jimin
4148
4149advjay
4150I was fINNA SAY BOY
4151 
4152
4153advjeon
4154GSFJKHFOHG
4155HIS FACE
4156
4157advjay
4158Jimin is not plaYIN
4159
4160 
4161teach me hyung
4162
4163advjay
4164"jeongguk pls put it down is the safety oN JEON JEONGGUK IS THE SAFETY ON"
4165
4166advjeon
4167"the what" spins around towards jimin "hyung what"
4168
4169advjeon
4170what a mess of a boy
4171
4172advjay
4173Lmaoajsbd
4174jimin'll just duck like his life depends on it bc it does
4175
4176advjeon
4177AHGSJAJXJ i can imagine
4178
4179advjay
4180"THE SAFETY. PUT THE GUN DOWN I STG"
4181
4182advjeon
4183"yes sir. jesus, no need to shout"
4184
4185advjay
4186"Ye its only a gun. No biggie. Only my life in peril , doesnt matter. I wanna slice you in half"
4187*aggressively teaches him what a safety is and how to put it on and off*
4188
4189advjeon
4190and he just stares blankly like "if the safety is on....  .. doesn't that mean you're *safe*"
4191
4192advjay
4193"Yes"
4194
4195advjeon
4196"so what are you crying about old man"
4197"IM SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN IT"
4198
4199advjay
4200"the fact that i didnt know if you turned it on or off already you TODDLER. see if u get some tonight"
4201
4202advjeon
4203"you wanted to get some from a toddler? gross hyung"
4204kisses him on the cheek immediately after
4205
4206advjay
4207"youre annoying" hugs his waist
4208& his chin on guk's shoulder how cute
4209
4210advjeon
4211aw tell me he's still the same height as real jimin
4212
4213advjay
4214lmao yes
4215sigh
4216
4217advjay
4218my jimbob is 5'7
4219I believe real jimin is somewhere around there too but im not sure
4220
4221advjeon
4222MY FAV
4223
4224advjay
4225No actually hes 10'6
4226Lol dont u use cm
4227170cm
4228
4229advjeon
4230lmao we dooo
4231
4232advjeon
4233but we're used to feet and inches bc of muricans
4234
4235advjay
4236Lmao
4237Im used to ppl being like "okay whats that in cm"
4238
4239advjay
4240Then i gotta go convert
4241
4242advjeon
4243you're a lil sweetie
4244
4245advjeon
4246im driving and all I can think about is jikook roadtrip
4247what have u done
4248
4249advjay
4250!!!!
4251boyfriend roadtrip is even better
4252Includes all the same things plus road head and motel sex
4253i love road trips
4254lmao ive done nothing
4255we just bond rlly well ig
4256
4257advjeon
4258boyfriend roadtrip!!!!
4259aw bratguk making jimin pull over so he can blow him safely
4260we did bond well it's like you're in my head already
4261
4262advjay
4263jimin after every sperm cell leaves his body "i think we have sex too much. my body's gonna shut down. My ass is jeongguk shaped"
4264It honestly does feel that way
4265Everytime im thinking smth you're saying it or saying smth better
4266
4267advjeon
4268MY ASS IS JEONGGUK SHAPED
4269right like I'm pretty sure I've been too slow to type something w these nails
4270and you've already said it
4271so I just backspace and laugh
4272
4273advjeon
4274like twice already
4275
4276advjeon
4277jeongguk would rly laugh
4278"well I mean we can.... abstain if you want... gramps"
4279"are u feeling okay babe"
428011/28/2016
4281
4282advjay
4283"Ye imma abstain from talking to you."
4284
4285advjeon
4286"good choice i think you're turning me mad"
4287bugs him a minute latr
4288
4289advjay
4290lmaoo i just realized
4291doesn't jk stay in like the foundation house thing
4292
4293advjeon
4294yu p
4295
4296advjay
4297don't that mean he can't stay out at night or smth
4298
4299advjeon
4300he's a ~*~rule breaker~*~
4301
4302advjay
4303we literally disregarded the rp that brought us together
4304
4305advjeon
4306we totally did
4307i don't even remember a curfew is that real
4308whoops
4309he'd totally break those rules for jimin that's silly
4310
4311advjay
4312lmaooldjd
4313jimin randomly shook in the middle of the night "wAIT AREN'T YOU GOING TO GET IN TROUBLE"
4314
4315advjeon
4316shit he is actually a kid with a curfew
4317
4318advjay
4319!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4320
4321advjeon
4322jimin is shook
4323what a mom
4324
4325advjay
4326THATS H I L .A RI. OUS
4327
4328advjeon
4329he totally needs a curfew look at this cutie
4330https://vine.co/v/5tXhmlE0IvA
4331i mean hey jimin
4332he's a man
4333
4334advjay
4335Hes so cuuuute
4336
4337advjay
4338then jimin has a sleepless night bc he thinks jk is breaking rules
4339
4340advjeon
4341he's such a protective boyf slash mom i love it
4342can he really not sleep over at jimins i'm shook
4343
4344advjay
4345listen he's a teacher and he's older he worries about these things
4346lmao i'mma check brb
4347
4348advjeon
4349i still can't believe this brat crushing on a teacher
4350
4351advjay
4352w hy
4353why do you hate teachers sm
4354smh
4355
4356advjeon
4357no not like that lmao
4358it's cute and like one of the things i'd want to write but never could
4359
4360advjay
4361lmAO same
4362
4363advjeon
4364and it's jikook so it's a+++
4365
4366advjay
4367u rlly are in my head
4368
4369advjeon
4370it's freaky
4371THE FOUNDATION ALLOWS VISITORS, outside of its ranks. but no over night excursions are to occur.
4372does that mean no sleepovers elsewhere or
4373
4374advjay
4375it says also; "there are no curfews for moving between halls or venturing to and fro the city."
4376lmao so who knows
4377jimin dont even know why jk is in the foundation
4378
4379advjeon
4380i sorta feel like i should remember smth about curfews that's cute jimin actually worries
4381
4382advjeon
4383bc he has no control or respect for his power
4384
4385advjay
4386ah makes sense
4387
4388advjeon
4389lil shit uses it as a tv remote
4390and he's v scared he'll hurt someone
4391
4392advjay
4393sense jimin isnt in it he'd b curioso "what do u have to do in there"
4394
4395advjeon
4396"idk they said they'd teach me something"
4397
4398advjay
4399".....does it hurt"
4400
4401advjeon
4402"not much more than it does here"
4403
4404advjay
4405"What r u sayin u brat"
4406
4407advjeon
4408"you're a lovely host and i'm very grateful to be in your home"
4409
4410advjeon
4411"pls don't tell me to get out"
4412
4413advjay
4414"nah get out"
4415LMAOOGGB
4416
4417advjeon
4418pouty green jacket jeon.jpg
4419
4420advjay
4421thats hilarious. At least jk knows whats next
4422
4423advjeon
4424he'll always expect it
4425knee jerk get out reaction
4426
4427advjay
4428Lmaooo
4429i think when jk is being a shithead jimin will intensely do something else other than pay attention to him
4430seems to make him be nicer
4431
4432advjeon
4433shit he's onto you jk
4434he sounds like an actual pet, sucks up when you don't give them all ur attention
4435
4436advjay
4437Lmaoo
4438
4439advjeon
4440but honestly he does want jimin's luv constantly
4441
4442advjay
4443well then he should b less shithead-y
4444 
4445 
4446
4447advjeon
4448IM DEAD PLEASE
4449
4450 
4451These look like jeon snuck and took them
4452
4453advjay
4454Jeongcreep
4455
4456advjeon
4457I LOVED THAT VIDEO
4458such teacher vibes
4459
4460advjay
4461Who did love that
4462Didnt*
4463
4464advjeon
4465tru e
4466jimin would totally get jeongguk into photography
4467
4468 
4469Forgot this one
4470
4471advjeon
4472what a babe
4473
4474advjay
4475Jimin would quickly get tired of jk + photography "im literally tryna eat this saucy ass spaghetti theres nothing attractive about it"
4476
4477advjeon
4478jk rushinga to take out his camera when jimin looks especially etherial "hyung don't move!!!"
4479
4480advjay
4481hyung: *moves*
4482
4483advjeon
4484brat: *whines* but.. ..
4485
4486advjeon
4487this saucy ass spaghetti
4488i love jimin and food
4489and before when jeon was talking about a girl
4490"thats gr8 jeon do u want eggs with yours"
4491
4492advjay
4493LMAO
4494Hey food is no joke
4495
4496advjay
4497another aesthetic: jimin wearing jungkook clothes
4498lookin like a lil bby in them
4499Im here for that
4500
4501advjeon
4502i lo v e it!!!!!!
4503and like typical jk big white t-shirt the morning after
4504
4505advjay
4506!!!
4507jimin cooking in the morning w just jk tshirt on
4508Im living for it
4509
4510advjeon
4511jeongguk rising from the dead when he smells food to waddle out to jimin and presses a kiss to the side of his face
4512
4513advjay
4514jimin goes from focused chef to giddy and smiling "morning baby"
4515
4516advjeon
4517aw now i'm picturing jeongguk backhugging him is there breakfast gonna be ok
4518their
4519i'm good at spelling i promise
4520
4521advjay
4522everyone gets a there their they're wrong once in a while no presh
4523
4524advjeon
4525what would teacher jimin say
4526http://65.media.tumblr.com/2af2f289c318961c318f0b94bdf42ce3/tumblr_nz0qrutt871raic5wo1_1280.jpg
4527
4528advjay
4529ah hes so cuTe and he looks rlly fluffy despite the edgy clothes
4530if jk has that hoodie its jimins favorite hoodie
4531
4532advjeon
4533aw it would freakin swallow him
4534
4535advjay
4536school ruined jimin life too
4537
4538advjay
4539it would swallow him thats the beauty
4540
4541advjeon
4542and then every time jk gets to strip it off he would swallow jimin too
4543
4544advjay
4545!!!!
4546smooth
4547
4548advjeon
4549i regret it already
4550
4551advjay
4552lmapoo
4553it was smooth
4554
4555 
4556not as smooth as this
4557
4558advjay
4559HonesTly
4560
4561advjay
4562Jimin a str8 stick of butter
4563
4564advjay
4565Jimin a str8 stick of butter
4566
4567advjeon
4568how could jeongguk ever refuse him
4569
4570advjay
4571Tbh
4572Hes too squishy for refusal
457311/28/2016
4574
4575advjeon
4576jeongguk literally squishing his cheeks with a "hyung, you're just so damn cute"
4577
4578advjay
4579"johnathan i've had enough. i'm a man do you hear me"
4580
4581advjeon
4582"the cutest man around"
4583
4584advjay
4585"brat you get on my nerves"
4586but he's beaming
4587
4588advjeon
4589aw complementing jimin is gonna be his fav thing to do
4590if not just for the reactions
4591"yet you still keep me around" with a huge, cheeky smile
4592
4593advjay
4594aw jimin doesn't like to blush tho he's annoyed
4595but the good annoyed
4596i forgot to mention jimin's going back to school soon to get his phD/doctorate in behavioral psych so that he can b a professor
4597
4598advjeon
4599nawww jk will definitely stop after a while
4600whoa that's hot
4601
4602advjay
4603except he's still a high school teacher + going to school with a needy boyf
4604lmao they literally will have no time
4605
4606advjeon
4607jeongguk will make time for them
4608literally
4609
4610advjay
4611as long as he's patient
4612lowkey jimin gone end up teaching at his uni
4613
4614advjeon
4615for jimin, he'll be on his best behavior-
4616
4617advjay
4618jeongguk suddenly in his class "uR ENGINEERING WHY ARE U HERE"
4619
4620advjeon
4621oh jimin's gonna love that
4622HAJHAJAHA
4623lunch breaks will never be the same
4624
4625advjay
4626smh
4627
4628advjay
4629look jimin in glasses and white collared shirts and slacks i'm outta here
4630spewing so much knowledge as dr.park iM OUTTA here
4631
4632advjeon
4633. .. ... jeon will wanna jump him before school even start s
4634
4635advjay
4636listen i'm gonna jump this jimin
4637lmaonkfd
4638
4639advjeon
4640ahhhhaaaaahaa
4641
4642advjay
4643smh jimin just tryna profess
4644
4645advjeon
4646jk is pouty face rn
4647
4648advjay
4649i will go down w this ship
4650
4651advjeon
4652imagine the days they go to school together bc jeongguk slept over the night before
4653
4654advjeon
4655angry cause he can't have his hands all on jimin
4656
4657advjay
4658"you're wrinkling mY shiRt
4659
4660advjeon
4661"i wish you weren't wearing one"
4662
4663advjay
4664"smooth, baby"
4665
4666advjeon
4667"thanks, i try"
466811/28/2016
4669
4670advjay
4671!!!
4672Whaf a lil shit
4673
4674 
4675 
4676Accurate
467711/29/2016
4678
4679advjeon
4680WHAT A CUTE BADASS
4681
4682advjay
4683I HAD SOMETHING TO TELL YOU AGAIN TODAY BUT I FORGOT
4684GODDAMIT
4685
4686advjeon
4687DAMMIT MESSIAH
4688me too though
4689i work at this cafe near the beach and jikook playing in the ocean together made me weak
4690
4691advjay
4692aish i never been to a beach u lucky duck
4693but omg!! that would b very very cute
4694its sad jimin has only been to the beach once and he can't even remember even tho he from busan
4695
4696advjeon
4697????
4698
4699advjeon
4700HOW HAVE U NEVER BEEN TO A BEACH
4701there's like 4 beaches near me u poor thing
4702yeah jk definitely wants to take his babe to the beach and splash water at him
4703and then cuddle on a blanket on the sand awW
4704
4705advjay
4706well i live in the middle of america so lol i have no beaches
4707
4708advjeon
4709i can't get over jimin holding that canon gun-
4710u pOOR DEPRIVED SOUL
4711
4712advjay
4713no large body of water other than the Mississippi river and that dump of a river
4714
4715advjeon
4716teleports u here
4717
4718advjay
4719but omg
4720
4721advjay
4722that would b the cutest lil trip
4723lmao jimin w a canon is dangerous
4724
4725advjeon
4726"babe we goin home"
4727"but i am home"
4728"no i mean where ur old butt was born"
4729and his smile is so cute and cheeky
4730
4731advjay
4732lmao jimin would be so ???????????????????? "busan???????????????????????????????????????????????????"
4733
4734advjay
4735his sister lives in busan so he's also partly excited to go to see her he hasn't checked on her in a while and shes an ex drug addict so he's kinda scared but yanno
4736
4737advjeon
4738aW family reunion
4739yeah jeon's momma and sis are still living in busan too
4740jk will hold his hand through the whole thing jimjam don't be scared
4741
4742advjay
4743lmao awk jeon is with his sister's old teacher
4744
4745advjeon
4746TRUE
4747
4748advjay
4749jimin will feel awkward
4750he won't remember that he had her in his class until right when they go to see jk's fam and jimin will randomly screech like "OMG THAT WAS MYT STUDENT GGUKIE THATS SO AWKWARD"
4751
4752advjeon
4753WHY DO I FIND THAT SO CUTE HE'S
4754gonna be a university prof and he's shook by a lil girl
4755
4756advjay
4757lmao
4758
4759advjeon
4760"don't worry hyung, i think she's already started repressing this whole thing"
4761
4762advjay
4763that' hilariouss
4764"what if your mom thinks i'm a predator."
4765"taught one kid about gestalt theories and now i'm fucking another one. she wants me out of your life probably"
4766
4767advjeon
4768"okay one, you're not fucking a kid. and two, breathe. my mom's gonna love you"
4769
4770advjay
4771"you'll always be your mother's baby. i- this is stressful"
4772
4773advjeon
4774TJAT WAS SO STRESSFUL MY LIL SIS LMAO
4775I LEFT MY PHONE ON THE TABLE TO LET THE DOG IN AND
4776"whose advjay lol"
4777bless it was pg13
4778
4779advjay
4780!!!!!!!!!!!
4781THART'S HILARIOUS
4782LKDJNA;KLDFJADJFKD
4783i don't know why i'm laughing so hard
4784
4785advjeon
4786lmao she tried reading advjay in one word
4787ad vuh shjay
4788
4789advjay
4790lmao;dfjdsfkj
4791thank god she didn't pick it up yesterday
4792
4793advjeon
4794TRU RIGHT
4795i mean she's far from innocent but she's no smuff queen
4796
4797advjay
4798lmaobdj
4799
4800advjeon
4801jimin worrying makes me unnaturally happy tho dk why
4802
4803advjay
4804that's p sad u like him stressed
4805
4806advjeon
4807very sad
4808
4809advjay
4810I REMEMBERD
4811
4812advjeon
4813but only when he's sad over jk
4814YOU DID????
4815wait is it sad
4816
4817advjay
4818no lmao
4819does jeon go back to the foundation some nights
4820
4821advjeon
4822ok good I didn't like that segue
4823yeah i assume
4824maybe to do homework or when he doesn't um wanna wake jimin up
4825
4826advjay
4827i just thought of how hard departures are
4828
4829advjeon
4830idk but yeah sure
4831AW NO
4832
4833advjay
4834i thought it wasn't sad
4835it's more cute sad tho
4836i just picture jimin linking their fingers and being like "you should go if you're gonna go it's getting late" as he squeezes jk's hands tighter
4837
4838advjeon
4839yeah jk complaining about having no clothes and jimin telling him he doesn't need clothes
4840nvm my mind didn't go the cute route
4841AW
4842
4843advjay
4844y e
4845
4846advjeon
4847he's such a sweetie
4848
4849advjay
4850ur mind's in the gUTTER
4851
4852advjeon
4853always
4854
4855advjay
4856and then as soon as jk leaves he instantly gets a text from chimcham: "i miss you"
4857
4858advjeon
4859AWWWWW
4860
4861advjay
4862aint it cute
4863
4864advjeon
4865"I'm still outside I didn't wanna leave, can I come in again"
4866
4867advjay
4868"i thought you'd say that. the door's unlocked. :)"
4869
4870advjeon
4871"you know me so well :") 💕"
4872
4873advjay
4874this cling is unhealthy smh
4875
4876advjeon
4877jeon has his own fav spot on jimin's couch and his fav position for jimin is on him
4878
4879advjeon
4880im decaying from it already
4881
4882advjay
4883or other nights jimin would joke "i'll finally get work done haHA" and then after jk leaves he doesn't know what to do and just lays on the floor face down thinking about life
4884i been decaying since the first message exchanged
4885
4886advjeon
4887face down omg why can I picture that so vividly
4888LMAO THE "YES MESSIAH YESSSSS"
4889same
4890
4891advjay
4892yasss jesus yasss
4893bc jimin face down on the floor just is funny
4894
4895advjeon
4896"jeongguk asking to watch netflix together on the phone bc the separation anxiety is real"
4897why did I put that in quotes
4898
4899advjay
4900i was gonna ask
4901
4902advjeon
4903don't
4904I'm a Mess today
4905
4906advjay
4907lmao what's new
4908JK i love u
4909
4910advjeon
4911ruDE
4912but true
4913live u 2 savage snr.
4914luv
4915i give up on life
4916
4917advjay
4918i have no idea what u were trying to say at any point
4919
4920advjeon
4921me neither
4922
4923advjay
4924lmaooo it's not even late for u right
4925why are u delirious smh
4926
4927advjeon
4928not even 6pm
4929
4930advjay
4931i'm laughing
4932
4933advjeon
4934i have no excuse I'm just tired
4935mentally
4936very early onset dementia
4937
4938advjay
4939smh so ur nutz
4940
4941advjay
4942what did i get myself into
4943
4944advjeon
4945soz
4946take me for what i am
4947
4948advjay
4949lmao i'm accepting of all people
4950even the demented
4951
4952advjeon
4953ur such a generous soul
4954not savage in any way
4955i'm glad fate picked u
4956
4957advjay
4958lmao ur hilarious
4959but about simultaneous netflix
4960
4961advjay
4962jimin would be pouting the whole time tbh
4963"u left me just to watch netflix together anyways"
4964
4965advjeon
4966"ok yes, technically .. . but ur house doesn't have a mini robotics lab and i can't fail another class"
4967"i'll bring you your fav for dinner tomorrow?"
4968jk's guilt in effect
4969
4970advjay
4971"we could MAKE  mini robotics lab perhaps."
4972*make a mini robotics lab
4973
4974advjeon
4975AW JIMIN
4976
4977advjay
4978jm too used to guk being there so he's not and jm's heart just like whoa something's missing
4979lmao jimin's only partially serious
4980
4981advjay
4982bt
4983
4984advjeon
4985i'm horrible and imagined jeongguk making this awkward and rly badly timed joke like "aw hyung shit i may as well jus move in" and he slaps his hands over his mouth when he realises how dumb and mumbles smth like "pretend i never said that"
4986
4987advjay
4988wait i don't get it
4989
4990advjeon
4991like it's
4992wait what do i mean
4993like he should take it seriously but he's a child and making jokes about it.. . .. idk??
4994
4995advjay
4996lmao jim wouldn't take it that seriously
4997but
4998he would be like "you brat u basically did move here and just evicted urself."
4999
5000advjeon
5001jk would think he fucked up his chance bc it's smth he'd really want and it's like an adult step for him
5002
5003advjay
5004ohhh
5005
5006advjeon
5007and then his love says that and he feels so much better
5008"does that mean i can re-move myself in"
5009
5010advjay
5011"his love" i hate fluff
5012
5013advjeon
5014"so when you tell me to go home i just walk out and back inside again-"
5015
5016advjay
5017"i thought home was where the heart is anyways,, do i not have it"
5018
5019advjeon
5020he would blu s h and nod so cutely aw fluffy jimin
5021"so all this time, telling me to go home.. meant come to you?"
5022
5023advjay
5024jimin would blush too despite trying not to bc he's too old for blushing
5025!!!! jeon
5026
5027advjeon
5028HE WOULD GRIN SO BIG and slowly penguin waddle his way over to jim for a big big hug
5029
5030advjay
5031i hate fluff
5032penguin waddle
5033
5034advjeon
5035listen ok
5036i just describe it like i think it
5037
5038advjay
5039jimin get a face full of chest but he's content bc its warm and jeongguk and this is just great and he's happy
5040
5041advjeon
5042i love fluff
5043does jimin like to be big or lil spoon
5044
5045advjay
5046idk he just likes being comfortable
5047whichever jeongguk likes to be, fine by jimbob
5048
5049advjeon
5050fair nuff
5051yeah he just loves cuddling any ay he can
5052way
5053
5054advjay
5055wait don't foundation people have to live in the dorms
5056
5057advjeon
5058picturing him as the little spoon makes me laugh tho
5059
5060advjay
5061lmao idk it seems cute tho
5062
5063advjeon
5064idk he has no probs w just leaving and living w jimin and being unaffiliated
5065yeah it's fuckin adorable
5066
5067advjay
5068jimin just "i wanna b the big spoon" and jk just like "but hyung you're too sma-" "!!!" "okay" then they try it and jimin can't wrap his arm around like he wants to
5069and he's just uncomfortable but too prideful to say jk was right
5070
5071advjeon
5072jimin's arms around him he'd feel so safe and so lucky--
5073AW
5074
5075advjeon
5076if jk sensed it he'd turn around and make them v comfortable without a word
5077
5078advjay
5079"i hate you"
5080
5081advjeon
5082i think forehead kisses are so cute and i can picture jk giving him heaps---
5083nvm
5084
5085advjay
5086nO lmqooodje
5087continue he takes it back
5088
5089 
5090
5091advjay
5092Dat 👏🏾 neck 👏🏾
5093
5094advjeon
5095dat hickey real estate
5096"big spoons aren't supposed to hate the lil"
5097
5098advjay
5099Oh yes jimin gone have a fiEld day
5100and hes p pale so they gone b so dark oh yes
5101
5102advjeon
5103and jk going to class with them!!!
5104jimin working at his school oh i love it
5105
5106advjay
5107"Lil spoons not supposed not b spoons anymore"
5108Wait theyve said i love u already
5109Right
5110
5111advjeon
5112"do you want ur arm go to dead cause that'll happen"
5113
5114advjeon
5115idk did we talk about the first time
5116i feel like they have
5117maybe
5118
5119advjay
5120"sIGH"
5121Idk we move too quick i cant keep up w us
5122
5123advjeon
5124"i like your arms the way they are" says a pouty jk
5125yeah we rly do
5126my bad
5127
5128advjay
5129"i just wanna big spoon man"
5130
5131advjeon
5132"ok u win" jk petulantly turning around and sticking his butt out
5133
5134advjay
5135jimin triumphant smile
5136Also
5137"dunno if this is an invitation or"
5138but jimin would pinch it
5139"doNt be a brAt"
5140ignore the invitation one i was confused
5141
5142advjeon
5143ahAHA honestly have at him jimbob
5144the brat is all yours
5145unless all he wants to do is pinch jk
5146then jk might have smth to say
5147
5148advjay
5149nah he took pokin his ass out sexual
5150but he dont know if jk is ready or wants to bottom
5151
5152advjeon
5153for jimin he definitely would
5154
5155advjay
5156jimin has never not bottomed
5157this is just all new territory
5158
5159advjeon
5160aW it'd be both their firsts
5161
5162advjay
5163Aww
5164How they go from spooning to sex smh
5165this was supposed to b a peaceful night
5166
5167advjeon
5168cuddlefucking
5169
5170advjeon
5171i feel like they can transition anything into sex if they tried
5172but peaceful nights are cool too
5173
5174advjay
5175lmao they rlly could
5176i feel like they should save switching for a special occasion
5177Jimin would b too flustered for impromptu switching
5178
5179advjeon
5180happy birthday ur present is my ass
5181
5182advjay
5183hed b like "wait do i get lube do you need it" and jeongguk should b worried
5184
5185advjeon
5186lmao impromptu
5187yes he would be
5188"hyung we've had lots of sex why are you paranoid"
5189
5190advjay
5191"bc i dont wanna hurt you :'("
5192"and i want to make you feel as good as you make me feel"
5193
5194advjeon
5195"do i hurt you :("
5196aw he's so lovely jeongguk is so lucky
5197
5198advjay
5199"Sometimes but i like it"
5200
5201advjeon
5202"hyung whAT why didn't you tell me!!!!"
5203
5204advjay
5205"bc i like it???"
5206"Its a good kind of pain guk"
5207
5208advjeon
5209"well i cannot relate unfortunately"
5210
5211advjay
5212is he pouting
5213
5214advjeon
5215absolutely
5216
5217advjay
5218"awww ur so cute ggukie" and hed lean down and suck and kiss on that lil pouted lip
5219
5220advjeon
5221i can tell they'd get too into the kissing that the sex is forgotten
5222at least for a good few minutes
5223
5224advjay
5225always
5226
5227advjeon
5228eventually "so is that still a no--"
5229
5230advjay
5231"is what still a no?" jimin would still be kissing just trailing down and sucking on his neck you know how that goes
5232
5233advjeon
5234jeongguk would be a damn mess
5235a damn moaning mess
5236
5237advjay
5238"you sound so good" and hed just suck and bite harder to hear more
5239
5240advjay
5241avoiding the activity at hand bc hes scared
5242
5243advjeon
5244jimin's probably already distracted jeon enough with the neck kisses, anything after that and he's forgotten
5245but i love that he's scared
5246why does that amuse me so much
5247
5248advjay
5249YOU LOVE JIMIN STRESSED
5250why
5251
5252advjeon
5253NOT STRESSED BUT LIKE
5254Lovingly Worried
5255IDK
5256SUE ME
5257
5258advjay
5259Smh stressed
5260But hed get too it eventually
5261And jk makes one noise hed just "dID THAT HURT"
5262"im sorRY"
5263
5264advjeon
5265lmaJHFA
5266AW
5267
5268advjay
5269Idk why hes like this , he doesnt know why hes like this
5270
5271advjeon
5272"hyung that was a moan did it sound like it hurt"
5273jeongguk loves that he's like this
5274dom af bottom but when he's topping, jeongguk's ass is a princess
5275
5276advjay
5277jimin would jab his fingers in particularly hard bc of that comment but regret it bc jk's comfort is more important than his smaRt mouth
5278
5279advjeon
5280aW yeah i can imagine jk regretting his smart mouth rly fast
5281
5282advjeon
5283mostly bc he's at jimin's mercy either way
5284if jimin threatens to stop he'd lose his mind and beg like crazy
5285
5286advjay
5287Then after hes done prepping, trying to put his dick in is even worse "listen tell me if you want me to stop okay"
5288"do we need a safeword"
5289
5290advjeon
5291"you haven't even started pl e a s e"
5292a safeword jfc
5293
5294advjay
5295jk begging and pleading is driving him nuts so hed just push in& almost collapse bc jk is so tight like
5296
5297advjeon
5298what kind of special occasion did you picture where they would do this to celebrate
5299
5300advjay
5301Lmao idk
5302they weird
5303getting a low electric bill is prob an occasion
5304
5305advjeon
5306lsjdfJAHAHHA
5307the water bill comes back too high and they have shower sex to compensate/celebrate
5308
5309advjay
5310Lmao tbh
5311
5312advjeon
5313jeongguk would prob be the cuddliest he's ever been, holding onto jimin so tight and kissing his own nerves away
5314i mean if he isn't face first in the pillow and ass in the air the first time they try it
5315
5316advjay
5317Nah jim would have him on his back so he can check for pain
5318Nah jim would have him on his back so he can check for pain
5319
5320advjay
5321Lmao hes so annoying
5322
5323advjay
5324Jimin would tell Jeongguk how good he feels the entire time, would touch all over him, give him a billion new hickies as hes thrusting
5325
5326advjeon
5327i can imagine jeongguk's surprise at how different it is to have sex with jimin like that
5328not just bc there's a dick up his ass this way
5329but he's very glad it's jimin's
5330
5331advjay
5332Same
5333
5334advjeon
5335but apart from that, i don't picture him as a loud top but he'd def be loud for jimin
5336
5337advjay
5338Hed continuously kiss him anyways
5339But new kind of orgasm later ,, jimin loved the way it felt but topping is too much stress
5340
5341advjeon
5342jeongguk agrees to saving it for the rare spec occasion
5343
5344advjeon
5345he doesn't wanna see jimin stress like that again lmao
5346
5347advjay
5348Hes a worry-er
5349He cant fully relax knowing he could be too rough or thrust too hard
5350
5351advjeon
5352and a warrior
5353
5354advjay
5355Lmaooo
5356Tru dat
5357He'll stick to being a dom bottom this is his element
5358
5359advjeon
5360jeon just nodding like "u have the bossy mouth for it babe"
5361
5362advjeon
5363shit i think he's turned brattier being w jimin
5364he'll done it down
5365
5366advjeon
5367eventually
5368tonE
5369
5370advjay
5371"Youre sucha brat why am i with you."
5372LmaOsnwjs he really did
5373
5374advjeon
5375he's upgraded from brat to straight up jerk my bad
5376
5377advjay
5378INWAS GONNA SAY SMTH AGAIN damn it
5379No i love jerkkook
5380
5381advjeon
5382did you forget it
5383
5384advjay
5385.......
5386
5387advjeon
5388....... what u were gonna say
5389
5390advjeon
5391did you forget it
5392
5393advjay
5394yes
5395im cry
5396
5397advjeon
5398aW
5399it'll come back
5400i hope
5401
5402advjay
5403I think i was gonna say we should actually para the trip to booson
5404That doesnt feel like the memory but imma stick to it
5405
5406advjeon
5407lmao
5408the friend trip or the boyf trip
5409
5410advjay
5411Good question what are we doing
5412Like
5413
5414advjeon
5415do you want slow burn
5416
5417advjay
5418We already slow sizzled
5419Technically
5420
5421advjeon
5422slow sizzled omg
5423
5424advjeon
5425idk i love awkward falling in love but i'm cool w whatever
5426
5427advjay
5428lmao same
5429we could prob do the friend trip
5430where it became obvious
5431
5432advjeon
5433yesss cute
5434
5435advjay
5436and add the part where after they come home from the trip, jeongguk like works up the courage to tell jimin how he feels bur hottie w a body is theee
5437There*
5438
5439advjeon
5440not so cute but yesssss
5441
5442advjay
5443Then the angst of jeongguk avoiding then confession then boom
5444We're still years away from where we plotted but
5445
5446advjeon
5447like jeon was so sure he was getting flirty vibes the whole trip and they were chillin on the beach and being cute and flustered, rosy cheeks, wine drinking jimin with his hand on hottie's leg just bursts his bubble
5448yeah literal years they could be married with pets tbh
5449
5450advjay
5451aww i could picture them as friends in a v romantic setting
5452& just longing to make the most of the moment
5453
5454advjay
5455But #friends
5456
5457advjeon
5458aahaha surrounded by couples and they're just.. chillin. .. with a significant distance separating them
545911/29/2016
5460
5461advjeon
5462boyf goals
5463http://67.media.tumblr.com/ca0cbbc4fa6cff85dc03abe9481e09b7/tumblr_ogrgipcaPV1ug7iw9o1_500.jpg
5464
5465advjay
5466Extremely cuuuute
5467I seen it just forgot abt it
5468
5469advjay
5470Lmao i pictured a whole scene where they like at the beach and its like nighttime and they chillin and things just got quiet between them but not awkward and they had a lil to drink just watching the water sitting back like with their hands in the sand but like their hands are really close. And jeon was just staring at jimin, then jimins hand and was internally battling if he should just grab it bc whats the worse that can happen right but then as soon as he goes to do it, Jimin moves his hand coincidentally the one Jk was about to grab in favor of pointing at a big fish he saw in the distance im crying
5471What a fail
5472
5473advjay
5474LiSTEN we gotta para it before we just..dont lmao
547511/29/2016
5476
5477advjay
5478rmr when i asked what would be endgame and i mentioned a relationship relationship and you were skeptical
5479
5480advjay
5481i feel smug now
548211/29/2016
5483
5484advjeon
5485ahaha listen ok
5486actually i have no excuse I'm just a lame ass
5487bUt
5488THAT HAND IN THE SAND AWWWW
5489
5490advjeon
5491jeon would already probably be blushing from the drinks but his face would burn after jimin's hand gives him the slip
5492casually act like he's playing w the sand
5493
5494advjay
5495LmaO
5496That poor boy
5497
5498advjay
5499I was gonna reply
5500
5501advjay
5502bUT NO WE ARE PARA-ING THIS
5503whos starting
5504who makes more sense
5505
5506advjeon
5507oh yeah
5508YEAH
5509I can I don't mind
5510
5511advjay
5512Okay whenever you're ready
5513this is gonna b so cute!!!!!
551411/30/2016
5515
5516advjay
5517i just realized you've yet to tell me ur name
5518what kinda shit
5519
5520advjay
5521ig i gotta call u anon bc thats just u at this point
5522
5523advjeon
5524lmao
5525cheyne
5526good luck pronouncing it
5527
5528advjay
5529cheyne
5530
5531advjeon
5532messiah
5533
5534advjay
5535"shuh nae" ? :)
5536
5537advjeon
5538cLOSE
5539
5540advjay
5541what part iS right
5542
5543advjeon
5544well
5545
5546advjeon
5547neither
5548shay nuh
5549literally Shane
5550my mum hates me
5551
5552advjay
5553that was my second guess why didnt u let me do it
5554
5555advjeon
5556I knew you'd get it
5557
5558advjay
5559:')
5560lamo that wasnt my second guess but i woulda got to it
5561thats a cute spelling tho
5562i always see shayna or shaina
5563
5564advjeon
5565lmao having substitute teachers in school was funny
5566they'd just squint at the paper like SH I T
5567
5568advjay
5569Lmaooa
5570Same
5571Except religious ppl would be like "um ur mother shouldnt have named you that" and im just like ?
5572
5573advjeon
5574oh yeah I can only imagine how annoying super duper religious people would be lmao
5575you poor thing!!
5576
5577advjay
5578i powered thru my hardships!!! now people my age just thinks its kewl so im kewl
557911/30/2016
5580
5581advjeon
5582you're super kewl
5583
5584advjeon
5585i started a new job and everyone here cannot spell it at all
5586
5587advjeon
5588my name I mean
5589I'd hope they know how to spell messiah
5590
5591advjay
5592Lmao believe ppl misspell messiah
5593And u just started that job @ the beach or
5594
5595advjeon
5596misziyah
5597yEA
5598
5599advjay
5600THE Z IS ACCURATE
5601
5602advjeon
5603aw you remembered 💕
5604LMAOOO
5605
5606advjay
5607mezzia
5608
5609advjay
5610LIKE THERE IS NO BUZZ WHEN I SAY MY NAME SO WHY WOULD YOU SPELL IT LIKE ONE
5611ofc i rmred 💁🏾
5612
5613advjeon
5614here's hella buzz
5615ur practically a bubble bee
5616
5617advjay
5618pls chaynuh
5619
5620advjeon
5621damn
5622
5623 
5624me when idk if i was too savage
562511/30/2016
5626
5627advjay
5628http://btsgifdump.tumblr.com/post/153826800674/jikook-in-a-long-distance-relationship
5629
5630dunno why this would b them but its v cute regardless
563111/30/2016
5632
5633advjeon
5634jungshook makes me so damn happy
5635
5636advjeon
5637aaAAAAAWWWWWW
5638THAT'S SO FUCKING CUTE I LOVE THEM
5639JIMIN LOOKS SO DAMN GOOD
5640
5641advjay
5642why does shook jikook make you happy why are you evil
5643aint it cute
5644
5645advjay
5646!!! he does. jeon was cute that whole livestream
5647
5648advjeon
5649nah just jeongguk bein shook
5650the lil memelord
5651YEAH and the way he ate everything like a literal damn bunny
5652he's ruining my life
5653
5654advjay
5655hes my bias my life has been ruined since i made that executive decision
5656
5657advjeon
5658samesies
5659i remember the good ol days where yoongi was the bae
5660enter golden maknae and it all went to shi t
5661
5662advjay
5663Lmao tae was my bias for like two seconds
5664Then jk did something stupid and i was like actually das the man for me
5665
5666advjeon
5667that sounds v accurate
5668lock tae and him in a room and some weird shit is bound to happen
5669
5670advjay
5671lmao fr
567212/01/2016
5673
5674 
5675
5676advjay
5677Im still awake
5678Why
5679
5680advjeon
5681because you're an owl
5682hooooot
5683what time is it
568412/01/2016
5685
5686advjay
56872:50 lmao
5688
5689 
5690When theres a band of shippers lmao
5691
5692advjeon
5693o mg what has happened
5694
5695advjeon
5696if anything
5697
5698advjeon
5699jk would send him
5700“Oh, put some mistletoe on my butt and kiss it.”
570112/01/2016
5702
5703advjay
5704Lol i hate jk
5705
5706advjeon
5707lies
5708
5709advjay
5710truths
5711
5712advjeon
5713:(
5714
5715 
5716
5717advjay
5718LmO
5719Thats the funniest gif of him
5720He literally looks so in shock
5721
5722advjay
5723No one knows why
5724
5725advjeon
5726that boy is full of surprises
5727i love the fake subs they add like namjoon saying their next concept gets sexier
5728or they add girls
5729
5730advjay
5731LmOA SHSB
5732those are hilarious
5733Have you ever seen the gifs of jeon like swerving so hard when girls are merely walking in his direction
5734
5735advjeon
5736YES
5737i've seen video compilations
5738he backs away like they're legit going to kill him
5739
5740advjay
5741LmAo why is he like this
5742What has the women species done to him
5743
5744advjeon
5745the american hustle one where the girl is like "ayyy whatsup" and he just laughs and flees the scene giggling
5746
5747advjay
5748LmOA
5749and the one where he was a creep w the camera and she acknowledged him then he just ran away and was like "oh my god"
5750
5751advjeon
5752YEAH
5753"sorry sorry sorry sorry ahhHHHHH--"
5754suave af
5755
5756advjay
5757I swear yo boy is a weirdo
5758real and not real
5759
5760advjeon
5761why he my boy when he's weird
5762u stan this lil shit too
5763
5764advjay
5765bc i didnt raise him that way
5766
5767advjeon
5768bangtan half raised real jk no wonder he turned out a meme
5769
5770advjay
5771Thats so true???
5772his parents literally had no part in his upbringing
5773bangtan fucked him up smh
5774
5775advjeon
5776right
5777they were given a 15 y/o shy nervous kid and raised him into
5778jungshook muscle pig
5779
5780advjay
5781honestly
5782what a deformed model of a man
5783
5784advjay
5785should i answer de meme boyf of no boyf
5786Congratz we played ourselves and now things are confusing
5787
5788advjeon
5789up to you booboo
5790it might be a long while until boyf is canon so go nuts
5791did i mention jk has issues
5792
5793advjay
5794like
5795
5796advjeon
5797abandonment and commitment
5798
5799advjay
5800time traveller jk?
5801
5802advjay
5803briefly
5804
5805advjeon
5806yeup
5807
5808advjay
5809but
5810not how he behaves bc of it
5811
5812advjeon
5813uuuum
5814
5815advjay
5816like i meant to ask you what goes thru his mind and what does he do bc of it but forgot
5817
5818advjeon
5819he thinks suUper hard about each text he sends, what impression it's sending, why people haven't texted him back and if they hate him-- he kinda takes emotional, heartfelt conversations without much merit, cracks heaps of jokes when he's uncomfortable. has a pretty hard time looking strangers in the eye, kinda small things
5820
5821advjeon
5822but we're spot on w the whole, seeing signs of jimin with other people will put him in this mental state where he's like holy fuck what am i doing of course!! jimin doesn't like me!!!
5823hottie teacher i mean
5824
5825advjay
5826nooooooo
5827
5828advjay
5829my boY
5830i luh you
5831jimin luh you
5832
5833advjeon
5834he knows :') deep down :")
5835
5836advjay
5837he should know shallow up :'(
5838
5839advjeon
5840shallow up lm a o
5841he will!! it'll just take a lil bit to get it thru his thicc head
5842
5843advjay
5844well also jimin before boyf was trying to not feel things
5845bc jk so young
5846so theres that too
5847
5848advjeon
5849yeah they've both gotta get it thru their heads
5850the first step of acceptance is denial
5851
5852advjay
5853kink
5854
5855advjeon
5856u complete me
5857
5858advjay
5859you make me begin ;)
5860even tho im unsure what that means
5861
5862advjeon
5863same
5864bts english can be v hit and miss
5865
5866advjay
5867tbh
5868esp tomorrow
5869
5870advjay
5871that song makes no sense they lucky its a BOP
5872
5873advjeon
5874TRUE
5875that used to be a hardcore fave
5876
5877advjay
5878does jk got hobbies
5879other than being a brat
5880
5881advjeon
5882he plays hella video games and rly likes cooking
5883but brat is always #1 priority
5884reads a lot and walks around a lot, gets restless if he's left without something to do
5885
5886advjay
5887aww what a nerd
5888
5889advjeon
5890i was contemplating giving him glasses at one stage
5891
5892advjay
5893'Nn
5894sexy nerd
5895You should. Have
5896
5897advjeon
5898its never too late for shitty eyesight
5899i think i made him a lil deaf in one ear
5900what a deformed little nerd
5901a deformed model of a man
5902
5903advjay
5904Youre gonna laugh but jimin is losing his hearing the older he gets
5905I keep forgetting the technical term
5906
5907advjeon
5908too many loud gunshots
5909
5910advjay
5911probably in part
5912
5913advjeon
5914"merry christmas hyung i got u a hearing aid
5915
5916advjay
5917And he used to b a dancer when he was jk age
5918
5919advjeon
5920"
5921
5922advjay
5923So loud music sm
5924
5925advjeon
5926woOOOO you know jk's asking for a lap dance next time they drink
5927
5928advjay
5929He did ballrt and modern not freaking pole dancing
5930But
5931Hed give jk lap dances 👀
5932
5933advjeon
5934jk's crossing his fingers & hoping jimin retains some of dat flexibility
5935
5936advjay
5937Ofc he did 💁🏾
5938
5939 
5940👀 jk version
5941
5942advjay
5943Listen and he does yoga to retain that flexibility
5944But he kick jk out everytime
5945
5946advjeon
5947oH THE YOGA--
5948aw
5949what a party pooper
5950"tell me u wear those tight instagram ass pants"
5951
5952advjay
5953Not everytime sometimes the distraction is welcome ;)
5954
5955advjay
5956"lol instagram pants youre funny googie"
5957Avoiding the ques at hand
5958
5959advjeon
5960he's totally taking that as a yes
5961anything other than "no u brat" is a yes to him
5962
5963advjay
5964LMao i hate jk
5965
5966advjeon
5967U SO DON'T
5968
5969advjay
5970!!! THATS SO TRUE
5971but i wish i could
5972Hes the cutest bean
5973jimin just looks at him for a really long time sometimes and just blurts "wow youre so cute" for me
5974
5975advjeon
5976for u
5977ahA
5978same jimin
5979same
5980
5981advjay
5982lmao well somebody gotta relay the message
5983
5984advjeon
5985im ded send help
5986https://www.instagram.com/p/BNeC-PpjIBf/
5987
5988advjay
5989!!!!!!!!!
5990
5991advjeon
5992jimin looks
5993tall
5994
5995advjay
5996They really look like models omg
5997he has a heel on his boots and he prob got in in soles lmao
5998theres like a clear heel its a really cute shoe tbh
5999
6000advjeon
6001oh i see it
6002that is rly cute
6003
6004advjay
6005he almost fooled ya
6006
6007advjeon
6008HE WOULD"VE
6009if it weren't for ur keen eye
6010i was like
6011is he standing that much closer than jk???
6012
6013advjay
6014lmao i see thru the lies
6015that boy is like 5'8
601612/01/2016
6017
6018advjay
6019Sigh did u get my ask
6020No on is getting them :'(
6021
6022advjay
6023I just resent. You can do one or both :)
6024
6025advjeon
6026im definitely doing both who are u kidding-
6027BUT YOU CRUSHED MY HEART
6028jimin crying over jeongguk ;;;;;;
6029
6030advjay
6031!!!! I HONESTLY DIDNT MEAN FOR IT TO BE SAF
6032LIKE I WANTED A CUTE LIL CHRISTMAS DANCE
6033
6034advjay
6035BUT THEN ANGST presented itswld
6036itself*
6037And i succumbed
6038
6039advjeon
6040r u d e
6041
6042advjay
6043l o v e
6044But i got to showcase how jimin rlly felt in that time
6045:))
6046He kept breaking his own heart :))
6047
6048advjeon
6049i know it was beautiful
6050my heart is just a weak bitch
6051
6052advjeon
6053jimin aW jk wants to get him a really cute christmas present
6054
6055advjay
6056dont .......make ......him ......cry
6057i stg
6058jimin would get something he really wantrd but he prob doesnt say often huh
6059
6060advjeon
6061does ur jimom cry easy like real jimjam does bc he's so emotional it's angelic
6062
6063advjay
6064yes oFc
6065He cries more than real jim at anything sentimental
6066
6067advjeon
6068aaaaaAAAAAWWWWWW
6069
6070advjay
6071his heart cant take sweet things
6072
6073advjeon
6074JEON IS GONNA KEEP A LIL PACK OF TISSUES ON HIM AT ALL TIMES
6075
6076advjeon
6077EXTRA SOFT ONES
6078
6079advjay
6080Literally if Jeon does something rlly sweet he's gonna start sobbing and kissing
6081Jimin tears will b all over him but jim dont care
6082
6083advjeon
6084jk won't care either, he might just panic the first few times thinking jimin's upset or jk severely fucked up
6085but eventually he'll be cool w being covered in tears and hug it out
6086
6087advjay
6088Jimin'll b like "no yOu d-dummy im  h-happy oh m-my god youre s-so sweet"
6089Hiccuping and shit
6090It'll b sucha ugly cry. At least the first time
6091
6092advjeon
6093L M A O
6094even when he crying, can't forget the name calling
6095
6096advjay
6097hope jk loves him flaws and all
6098Lmao never
6099
6100advjeon
6101jeongguk w his hands cupping jimin's flushed cheeks, starting into his watery eyes and still convinced jimin is stunning
6102flaws
6103what flaws
6104
6105advjay
6106"Still convinced jimin is stunning" gET OUT OF HERE
6107MY HEARTEU
6108his million flaws
6109Hes a mess
6110But jk's mess
6111
6112advjay
6113Jimin would try to get out of his hold and b like "dont look at me im a mess pls"
6114
6115advjeon
6116BUT HE'S JK'S MESS AW
6117please
6118jeon is the master of clingy when he wants to be
6119he'll be stuck like glue to jimin
6120"hyung shut up you're beau t i f ul
6121
6122advjay
6123"no /you're/ beautiful and sweet and i love you" first i love you??¿
6124
6125advjeon
6126!!!¡?!¿¡!
6127for as clingy as he would be lmao that boy would freeze
6128"s-... say it again"
6129
6130advjeon
6131his eyes huge and whoops maybe it's his time to get a little teary
6132
6133advjay
6134!!!!!!
6135its my time to get a lil teary actually
6136
6137advjeon
6138AHA you softy
6139
6140advjay
6141jimin would just smile, like blinding, with his eye smile , and wrap his arms around jk neck and press his lips against jk's and say against his lips "i love you"
6142!!! DO YOU SEE WHATS HAPPENING
6143
6144advjeon
6145more plotting l o l
6146
6147advjay
6148im literally tryna get some chicken i didnt ask for this fluff
6149When we will we stop
6150
6151advjeon
6152oh god I'm hungry
6153
6154advjay
6155*will we
6156
6157advjeon
6158never
6159
6160advjay
6161smh
6162i didnt come to this group w the intention to die by the hands of an aussie do you hear me
6163austrailians man i stg
6164literally my heart hurts but a good throb
6165
6166advjeon
6167bRO
6168who was skeptical of this at the start pls
6169you made ur bed of fluffy pillows
6170and jikook smuff
6171
6172advjeon
6173damn muricans
6174i still love it tho
6175
6176advjay
6177i die everyday
617812/02/2016
6179
6180advjeon
6181I'M DEAD
6182AGAIN
6183https://www.instagram.com/p/BNgMAeOhrOJ/
6184
6185advjay
6186!!
6187
6188advjeon
6189you nocturnal lil owl
6190
6191advjay
6192honestly
6193when will i sleep
6194
6195advjay
6196Literally when im deas
6197Dead*
6198
6199advjeon
6200.. . . .  hopefully before then
6201deas
6202infires
6203
6204advjay
6205But thats so cute
6206Lmao when they got on the ground for bst
6207
6208advjeon
6209YEAH
6210they look like they're dying
6211inside
6212
6213advjeon
6214the dinosaurs
6215
6216advjay
6217LmaOoo
6218I hate them
6219
6220advjeon
6221i can imagine 95z doing that
6222
6223advjay
6224LmAO tbh
6225I can imagine jk cloning himself just to do that w a partner
6226Quick question
6227
6228advjeon
6229HHAHAHA TRUE
6230shoot
6231
6232advjay
6233yanno not a ques but rather
6234
6235advjay
6236Observation
6237
6238advjeon
6239shoot anyway
6240
6241advjay
6242I really was sleep
6243But like moments after you sent that link i just had the worse charlie horse of my life and it woke me straight tf up
6244is this witchcraft
6245is this fate
6246why did god punish me w this pain just to talk to you at ass o clock
6247
6248advjeon
6249LMAOOO
6250yea das definitely some divine punishment
6251and definitely not a question lol
6252
6253advjeon
6254is a Charlie horse the pain in ur leg
6255
6256advjay
6257"Yanno not a ques but rather observation"
6258
6259advjeon
6260I READ
6261my issues aren't that extensive ok
6262
6263advjay
6264(Gzuz, message 10 from bottom)
6265I cited
6266
6267advjeon
6268ykNOW WHAT
6269go back to sleep
6270
6271advjay
6272Lmao ily
6273I literally cant
6274
6275advjay
6276Im wide awake now thanks a lot
6277u sent some juju to me and now i cant go back to sleep
6278
6279advjeon
6280i take back my gleefully dancing dinosaurs
6281
6282advjay
6283a dull throb in my leg & all
6284
6285advjeon
6286i am satan hear me roar
6287
6288advjay
6289ur a brAt
6290I cant believe u gave a me a charlie horse
6291LmAo
6292
6293advjeon
6294luv u 2 unnie
6295I DID NOT
6296
6297advjeon
6298the juju did
6299
6300advjay
6301Juju that u sent im confident
6302
6303advjeon
6304im not that powerful trust
6305it takes me hours to summon the strength to get out of bed
6306
6307advjay
6308listen that was the worse pain ive ever felt
6309
6310advjeon
6311did you massage it out
6312
6313advjay
6314They usually dont hurt that bad
6315did u have to look up charlie horse
6316
6317advjeon
6318nah i had vivid ptsd flashbacks
6319
6320advjay
6321lmaoo
6322
6323advjeon
6324from having 2 v big bulky boy cousins
6325
6326advjay
6327oh ,, charlie horse is a world wide term?
6328damn well rounded austrailians
6329i hate you guys
6330
6331advjeon
6332yuh
6333LMAO
6334
6335advjay
6336I try to massage but i literally cant do it bc i cant focus on massaging when it hurts so bad
6337
6338advjeon
6339excuses
6340
6341 
6342
6343 
6344
6345advjay
6346theres no excuses here
6347Only pain
6348
6349advjeon
6350um
6351can you
6352
6353advjay
6354jeongshook hello
6355
6356advjeon
6357put a heat pack on it or smth
6358
6359advjay
6360idk ill b fine. im just trying find somebody to blame
6361logic tells me you
6362bc timing was so strategic
6363
6364advjeon
6365anyone tell u ur the rudest owl ever
6366
6367advjay
6368Lmao jk jk
6369
6370advjeon
6371maybe
6372fate gave u me as a shitty distraction from the pain
6373
6374advjay
6375"anyone tell u ur the rudest owl ever" this was rlly cute
6376Dunno why
6377
6378advjeon
6379bc I'm cute as fuck
6380
6381 
6382lmaoaksbdb jk jk
6383
6384advjeon
6385RUDER
6386
6387advjay
6388thats hilariousss
6389
6390advjay
6391I kept tryna find an excuse to use that today
6392And it happened
6393Dreams do come true
6394
6395advjeon
6396honestly
6397I feel like you could use that against me
6398anytime
6399and it'd be relevant
6400my sis does
6401
6402advjay
6403😂😂😂😂
6404Ur sis has that pic??
6405
6406advjeon
6407no she just says it
6408
6409advjay
6410!!!!!
6411ThAts hilariioidsd
6412
6413advjeon
6414and mum scolds her for her Language
6415
6416advjay
6417i can imagine
6418some harsh curses are in there
6419
6420advjeon
6421ikr
6422I am not a trick
6423
6424advjay
6425ur a treat <3
6426
6427advjeon
6428YOU SMOOTH LIL FUCKER
6429
6430advjay
6431BEING SMOOTH IS MY HOBBY
6432;)
6433
6434advjeon
6435I'm gonna call u peanut butter
6436
6437advjay
6438but its nutty
6439
6440advjeon
6441exactly
6442
6443advjay
6444I hate you
6445
6446advjeon
6447do you know Hannibal buresssss
6448same
6449
6450advjay
6451No who dat
6452
6453advjeon
6454comedian
6455
6456advjeon
6457I'm gonna see him tonight and I'm an hour early bc my sister is paranoid
6458
6459advjay
6460Lmao paranoid why
6461
6462advjeon
6463of being late and busy trains
6464and literally everything else
6465it's so cold my knees are freezing
6466
6467advjay
6468Lmaooooooohdfyg
6469Why ur knees of all body parts
6470
6471 
6472
6473advjay
6474Smh the only exposed body part
6475Makes sense
6476
6477advjay
6478Why is it still so bright
6479
6480advjeon
6481~*~Australia~*~
6482it's summer for us now
6483
6484advjay
6485Lmg
6486Then why is it cold 🤔🤔🤔
6487
6488advjeon
6489it's a very confused country
6490
6491advjay
6492i hate australia
6493
6494advjeon
6495hater
6496
6497advjay
6498im literally in an argument w another australian abt australia
6499Why wont yall stop
6500
6501advjeon
6502ahahahha jennie or jisoo??
6503
6504advjay
6505Jisoo
6506
6507advjeon
6508aw yeah she's from the same stats as me
6509
6510advjeon
6511state
651212/02/2016
6513
6514advjay
6515austrailia has states.....?
6516
6517advjeon
6518girl
6519I don't remember how many but y e s
6520
6521advjay
6522i thought it was just like.. pieces
6523
6524advjeon
6525pieces?
6526nah bro
6527
6528advjeon
6529wait did you sleep since
65304 hours ago
6531
6532advjay
6533hmm ya learn smth new everyday
6534yeah in pieces
6535i kept waking up panicking like my calf was finna start charlie horsin' around
6536Was v prepared to have it cut that shit out
6537
6538advjeon
6539.. . does it still hurt???
6540or you're just paranoid now
6541
6542advjay
6543both
6544or its just sore
6545
6546advjeon
6547charlie horsin around o mg
6548
6549advjay
6550my damn muscles clenched up like a scrunchie
6551cant just take that lightly
6552
6553advjeon
6554jesu sfuck that sounds like hell
6555its better now tho right
6556
6557advjay
6558lmao i laughed for ten minutes at charle horsin around im so lame
6559its betta its betta
6560
6561advjeon
6562should i work some more juju and send u painkillers
6563
6564advjay
6565of course
6566
6567advjeon
6568you've actually made me laugh like an idiot so many times already
6569
6570advjeon
6571and i've only known u like a day
6572or ten
6573
6574advjay
6575Lmao who knows
6576its probably been a year
6577idk how to make "you make me laugh too" not sound corny so there you have it
6578
6579advjeon
6580ur so awkward
6581and cute
6582i'm glad you're not bored of me yet ✌️
6583
6584advjay
6585the thing is i thought that sounded cool
6586like wow
6587
6588advjay
6589i have so much cringe to think about
6590
6591advjeon
6592which part
6593
6594advjay
6595but thank you for de cute ,, i try i try
6596
6597advjeon
6598oH
6599yeah you always sound cool
6600
6601advjay
6602I thought "idk how to make "you make me laugh too" not sound corny so there you have it" sounded cool in itself
6603
6604advjeon
6605i read your messages in a Cool Voice in my head
6606
6607advjay
6608aw shucks
6609
6610advjeon
6611even the lame stuff
6612
6613advjay
6614ur too kind
6615
6616advjay
6617"even the lame stuff" how often am i lame cheyne
6618
6619advjeon
6620:")
6621
6622advjay
6623you can tell me i can take it
6624:'(
6625
6626advjeon
6627we both have terrible memories
6628
6629advjay
6630this is true
6631
6632advjeon
6633I don't think this question is good for either of us
6634
6635advjay
6636thats....also true
6637I FORGOT TO. SSY
6638id never b bored of you buddy :)
6639
6640advjeon
6641AW
6642now youre just trying not to be lame
6643
6644advjay
6645im gzuz im patient and believe everyone has
6646well
6647I was in the middle of ruining it
6648
6649advjeon
6650of course u were
6651
6652advjay
6653lame fact:
6654i stayed up rlly late that first night just to talk to you, and "plot" out our just as lame characters, it just so happens i fucked my sleep schedule up after that so now im up rlly late involuntarily
6655anything for you ig
6656
6657advjeon
6658.... meSSIAH SERIOUSLY
6659
6660advjeon
6661NOW I FEEL RLY BAD
6662BUT RLY FLATTERED
6663AW
6664
6665advjay
6666well having a pal in austrailia is harder than one would think
6667
6668advjeon
6669it's never easy befriending an australian
6670especially this one
6671you're a brave soul
6672
6673advjay
6674if i didnt stay up we would never speak except briefly like rn while its early morning for me and late night for you
6675one day my sleep sched will return
6676i AM a brave soul bc ur r u d e
6677
6678advjay
6679but ive grown accostom
6680
6681advjeon
6682i could talk to you 24/7
6683
6684advjay
6685how much fluff are we gonna @ each other with
6686
6687advjeon
6688despite the rudeness
6689
6690advjay
6691ThatS.... really sweet
6692
6693advjeon
6694i'm just getting started
6695
6696advjay
6697hEY im nOT r u d e
6698
6699advjeon
6700but i am v sorry about fucking up your sleep
6701i, a sloth, treasure sleep very much
6702and i have work in a few hours and a headache and a belly full of gross mcdonalds
6703
6704advjeon
6705anD I TOLD MYSELF I'D WRITE UR STARTER TODAY SHIT
6706
6707advjay
6708smh
6709Mcdonalds is delicious
6710
6711advjeon
6712no man not at 11pm
6713
6714advjay
6715yes thats the only thing i got from your plethora of messages
6716
6717advjeon
6718from a maccas going through renovations and full of disgruntled employees
6719priorities
6720
6721advjay
6722mcdonalds is the best at 11pm??? listen maybe this friendship wont work out afterall
6723tru
6724
6725advjeon
6726ouch
6727
6728advjay
6729going thru renovations and bad employees?
6730
6731advjeon
6732here have the rest of these cold withering fries
6733
6734advjay
6735i take my words back
6736
6737advjeon
6738like all the employees are pissed bc they're working w loud ass drills and shit all day
6739
6740advjay
6741&& u didnt mess up my sleep sched i did buddy its k
6742lmao whyd u go to that mcdonalds
6743
6744advjeon
6745it was on the way idek
6746BUT
6747i mean i'm all for shoving the blame elsewhere but lmk if i can help fix it somehow
6748
6749advjay
6750sleep for me?
6751
6752advjeon
6753with pleasure
6754
6755advjay
6756lmaoo
6757well nighty night text me when ya can the ush
6758
6759advjeon
6760when i what the what
6761
6762advjay
6763lmaoansjshsbdhs
6764ush like
6765the usual
6766like a abb
6767
6768advjeon
6769yknow it took me ages to realise what ig meant
6770
6771advjay
6772LMAO
6773
6774advjay
6775why didnt you just ask me
6776ur so weird
6777
6778advjeon
6779im hopeless
6780asking is like admitting defeat
6781
6782advjay
6783you rlly are
6784letting urself be confused when u could just clarify
6785lmaO A dmITTING defeat
6786ur hilarious
6787and rlly weird
6788
6789advjeon
6790I will not surrender
6791
6792advjay
6793just so we're clear what is ig
6794
6795advjeon
6796yeah it's getting to that delirious time
6797i guess????
6798
6799advjay
6800lmaO yes just making sure
6801
6802advjeon
6803ok good
6804
6805advjay
6806and yeah maybe you should sleep then
6807no need for delirium
6808
6809advjeon
6810nah I think it's gonna be a long night
6811I have a bad feeling
6812
6813advjay
6814About what lol
6815
6816advjeon
6817the inevitability of insomnia
6818
6819advjay
6820!!!! CHeYNE
6821dont b like me
6822
6823advjeon
6824SOZ
6825what did I do
6826oh
6827
6828advjay
6829dont ruin urself
6830
6831advjeon
6832girl I popped out ruined
6833
6834advjay
6835lmaOaoaksbsjsb s
6836this lil "girl" u add is so funny
6837
6838advjay
6839and adds an air of familiarity
6840
6841advjeon
6842I need to stop I did it to a guy the other day
6843accidentally
6844
6845advjay
6846lmaoajs hey he can chill its cute
6847
6848advjeon
6849he was not as appreciative as you
6850
6851advjay
6852plus im picturing the most dramatic accent
6853
6854advjeon
6855if the day comes where we talk
6856I think you'll be pretty disappointed
6857even other Australians think I have an accent
6858British or some shit
6859
6860advjay
6861lmAO
6862nooooo
6863you cant ruin my image
6864"hai messiah , maTe"
6865you gotta
6866
6867advjeon
6868I mean
6869gday m8
6870
6871advjay
6872THATS THE WORD
6873i knew it wasnt hai but i couldnt think properly
6874
6875advjeon
6876that's why you keep me around
6877
6878advjay
6879lmao honestly
6880but no u have to b authentic or this cant work
6881
6882advjeon
6883is it true you have like a fake australian chain restaurant
6884that serves onions
6885
6886advjay
6887theres this commercial for a restaurant called outback steakhouse that has a man w the most dramatic austrailian accent
6888yes they serve those bloom onions and its rlly good
6889
6890advjeon
6891... .. oh god
6892is it just like a fried onion
6893bc that's what I'm picturing
6894
6895advjay
6896breaded onions and fried
6897
6898advjay
6899w gr8 sauce
6900its good are you judging me
6901
6902advjeon
6903American Australia is weird
6904
6905advjay
6906listen we just consume
6907america drops eVERYTHING in grease
6908But we like it
6909
6910advjeon
6911eh i can definitely get on board w the food
6912everything else though
6913i d k
6914
6915advjay
6916Well no one can get on board w trump
6917
6918advjay
6919America is only food and politics
6920
6921advjeon
6922and so many guns
6923
6924advjeon
6925my fam is going to new york next year and I'm scared for them
6926mostly bc they're hopeless though
6927
6928advjay
6929!!!
6930Ive never been to new york
6931I want to so bad
6932
6933advjeon
6934are you very far from it
6935
6936advjay
6937I live in st louis
6938Which is in missouri
6939
6940advjay
6941Which is in the middle of murica
6942So its like p
6943Half a country away
6944
6945advjeon
6946well shit
6947thanks for explaining too lmao
6948
6949advjay
6950I didnt know how else to do it :'(
6951
6952advjeon
6953my geography knowledge is nothing
6954no I appreciate it
6955
6956advjay
6957Well i coulda said yes and no but
6958
6959advjeon
6960I had to be told by a British exchange student where Darwin was
6961
6962advjeon
6963in Australia
6964
6965advjay
6966Lmaooo you  poor soul
6967
6968advjeon
6969i think i'm gonna get "hopeless" on my tombstone
6970
6971advjay
6972LmAO bc you are
6973
6974advjeon
6975thx 💞
697612/02/2016
6977
6978advjay
6979Lmao ily
6980And soz my phone died
6981While i was @ work
6982Well i still am but i can have it out but it died
698312/02/2016
6984
6985advjay
6986lmao
6987
6988advjay
6989i can picture jk @ the foundation for the night for whatever and he settles into bed for the night and sees he got some snaps from jimin and clicks em
6990 
6991 
6992
6993 
6994Caption just like "imu and tried on my fishnets 4 nothing. shame"
6995ur welcome :)
6996
6997advjeon
6998.. . ..... ... .....
6999what a glorious thing to wake up to
7000jeongguk would have a conniption
7001
7002advjay
7003lmaO chim's goal
7004
7005advjeon
7006"hyung!!!!!¡¡!!! can I come over please 💕💕💕" -- even if it's like 3am and he has to take public transport
7007
7008 
7009
7010advjay
7011"If i let you come back what was the point of you leaving 💕💕"
7012
7013advjeon
7014"we all do stupid things in life we regret. leaving is always one of them"
7015
7016advjay
7017"well looks like this'll be your biggest mistake baby 🙂"
7018
7019advjeon
7020what a tEASE
7021
7022advjay
7023lmao that pic of guk
7024jimin literally gotta exploit his body to b sexy & jk send one face pic
7025
7026advjay
7027jimin literally horny from his eyebrows
7028
7029advjeon
7030nah girl jk saves 90% the nudes for when he knows jimin's at work
7031
7032advjeon
7033HAAAAA
7034
7035advjay
7036:/ why work
7037while hes around so many kiddies
7038sorry i randomly bombarded u with this it was just in my brain and i knew i would forget it
7039
7040advjeon
7041haha yeah..... ok maybe in a boring meeting
7042
7043advjay
7044and them fishnets are so cute
7045
7046advjeon
7047nO I love it
7048but the nude would be like artfully shot from his side of jimin's bed
7049"wish u were here xoxo"
7050
7051advjay
7052"u motherfucker"
7053
7054advjeon
7055"miss u2 babe"
7056w a shot of jeongguk in jimin's bathroom mirror lmao
7057butt nekkid
7058
7059advjay
7060"come to my job im serious"
7061"literally been horny all day you shit"
706212/02/2016
7063
7064advjeon
7065i imagine jk would have the biggest smirk across his brat face, looking comfy af in his next snap
7066"but hyung, you told me last time never again??"
7067"remember that blowjob against the door? 😁😉"
7068
7069advjay
7070"why did you decide now would be a good time to listen to me????????????? you're such a brat. literally gonna fuck myself and make you watch u bRat,"
707112/02/2016
7072
7073advjeon
7074ahhAahah
7075
7076advjeon
7077"in the classroom???!! hyung your kids aren't ready to see that"
7078"at least wait until the trauma part of the syllabus"
7079
7080advjay
7081that lil stinker
7082
7083advjeon
7084but as soon as jimin is home, he'd have him pressed up against the door and gasping before he can even drop his bags
7085
7086advjay
7087!!!!!
7088Thats what Jimin likes to hear
7089Jimin would b the equivalent of desperate so its not like he complaining that he just barely got in the door before being attacked
7090
7091advjeon
7092the lil stinker will not disappoint
7093attacked lmao
7094
7095advjay
7096wELL
7097
7098advjeon
7099he'll have the bruises to prove it
7100
7101advjay
7102jimin'll b all "fuuck been waiting to  touch you all day. this is fucking unhealthy"
7103mid tryna get his own clothes off
7104jimin & bruises yes pls
7105
7106advjeon
7107jk all flustered from waiting too bc fuck touching himself when he's got jimin
7108
7109advjeon
7110"remember what you said before? there's a camera in the bedroom. let's make a movie of it"
711112/03/2016
7112
7113advjay
7114I kept fogetting to respond
7115I then fell asleep
7116The saddest story of all timw
7117
7118advjay
7119sex taPE how hAWT
7120
7121advjay
7122jimin would just smile and be like "who knew you were sucha freak"
7123
7124advjeon
7125not sad for you, sleeping beauty
7126HE'S KINKY WHERE IT COUNTS
7127"you have no idea, hyung"
7128
7129advjay
7130sleeping beauty cleVer
7131
7132advjeon
7133I try
7134
7135advjay
7136jimin didnt kno his nerd bby held a kink monster inside of him queue chuckles bc hes flustered but still very horny and prob gropin and strokin jeongcock "then you got so much time to show me" back to kissing their apparent resting position lmap
7137
7138advjeon
7139flustered jimin over kinky jk what a cUTIE
7140their resting position that'd get them heated up real fast
7141
7142advjeon
7143what would jimin do if jk just swore out of the blue after kissing against the door and picked him up??
7144
7145advjeon
7146"I need you, jimin. now."
7147carrying him to the bedroom
7148
7149advjay
7150think wow im bout to fucking explode this lil boy is so damn sexy
7151
7152advjeon
7153Nice
7154
7155advjay
7156wouldnt even correct his lack of hyung
7157
7158advjeon
7159when they're fucking, i imagine he forgets it more often than not
7160
7161advjay
7162omg jimin would be like "then take me fuck. i need your cock so bad baby" the grossest shit. i hate the word cock but jimin definitely does not
7163and lmao when jk is in fuck mode , jimin wont bother w formality correcting. Not trying to have his ass torn into 6 parts
7164
7165advjeon
7166jimin would have a dirty mouth god damn jk is doomed
7167LMAO
7168
7169advjeon
7170he'd probably use "hyung" when he's in love making mode
7171
7172advjeon
7173soft and sweet sex calls for a lil more respect
7174
7175advjay
7176jk is always "baby" anyways
7177But thats very very cute
7178
7179advjeon
7180i know i fucking love it
7181and he definitely does too
7182
7183advjay
7184when they in "make love" mode Jimin whimpers a lot rather than slut moans
7185which he hates but he cant help it
7186His heart is being stimulated and his prostate whats a man to do
7187
7188advjeon
7189jeongguk would have every moan of jimin's categorised, from the climax moans to the quiet whimpers when jimin wants him to go faster or harder
7190
7191advjeon
7192he's an intense Giver
7193
7194advjay
7195!!!!
7196Jk is the sWEETEST BEAN
7197if hes that damn good at knowing what jimin wants when he wants it then he bes prepare to have intense scratches down his back
7198And waay too many hickeys.
7199
7200advjeon
7201OH I LOVE I T
7202
7203advjay
7204Jimin dont know how to deal w really good sex other than violence lmaO
7205
7206advjeon
7207he prob has some major pain kinks that jimin will bring to light
7208
7209advjay
7210sMH this poor boy
7211Jimin prob feels extremely bad afterward every single time
7212
7213advjeon
7214jeon would honestly start out so careful and cautious but give it time, enough rounds w jimin and he'll be a changed man
7215AQ
7216WWWWWW
7217they'd have the best aftercare snuggling sessions
7218
7219advjay
7220"lOOK AT YOUR BACK OH MY GOD DID I DO THAT GGUKIE FUCK IM SO SORRY GO BACK IN TIME AND PIN MY WrisTS JESYS CHRIST"
7221
7222advjeon
7223"please, hyung, stop. but you're giving me ideas for next time"
7224
7225advjay
7226Aftercare snuggles pls
7227thats so cute
7228jimin would b clinging even if they already hot
7229prob still quivering from too intense of an orgasm
7230
7231advjay
7232queue jimin continuously doting on his boyf. "You make me feel so good, jeonggukie" etc and giving him lotz of face and neck and chest kisses aw 💕
7233
7234advjeon
7235jeonggukie aW
7236pet names are my downfall
7237
7238advjay
7239Gr8 bc when jimin is particularly fluffy (which is often) he turns into the lamest person
7240"Ggukie, my honey bun sugar plum. My yummy yummy yumpkin. My sweetie pie."
7241
7242advjeon
7243THAT SONG IS JIMIN
7244and the cute lil voice
7245
7246advjay
7247DIDNT THINK YOU WOULD KNOW IT BUT YES
7248
7249advjeon
7250there's this video of jimin singing lie at a press conference in the cutest DAMN VOICE
7251I'll find it for you one day
7252
7253advjay
7254lmao ye idk what u speak of
7255but that honey bun sugar plum song is jimin anthem to jk
7256squeeze his cheeks and all
7257
7258advjeon
7259fuck it I'll find it for you now
7260it's so worth it
7261
7262advjay
7263LmaO
7264is it
7265Is it really
7266
7267advjeon
7268I REBLOGGED IT THANK GOD
7269http://80395.tumblr.com/post/152535113191/fyeahbangtaned-jimin-singing-lie-miningful#notes
7270
7271advjeon
7272tell me that's not worth it
7273
7274advjay
7275I literAlly seen that idk why i played dumb lmao
7276bUT iTS always worth it
7277Jimin is the cuTEST beAn
7278
7279advjeon
7280.... girl
7281HE IS
7282
7283advjay
7284dey both so cute
7285 
7286Esp googie
7287LmAO his cry face is funny and cute simultaneously
7288
7289 
7290Poor beb
7291
7292advjeon
7293OH NO I SAW YOONGI CRYING BUT NOT GOOG
7294aaaaaAAAWWW
7295
7296advjeon
7297jimin's hand on his cheek aw
7298I'm a tiny bit tipsy and typos are my worst enemy rn
7299.. on his chin
7300not his cheek
730112/03/2016
7302
7303advjay
7304Lmaooo
7305go to sleep
7306
7307advjay
7308Tho u probably are
7309smh tipsy
7310
7311advjeon
7312Shame
7313my feet hurt
7314I'm not a lightweight like jeon
7315
7316advjay
7317lmao why ya feet hurt
7318
7319advjeon
7320I'm wearing heels :(
7321
7322advjay
7323smh hes descipable
7324
7325advjeon
7326he's a mess
7327
7328advjay
7329damn u was sexting me in the club? savage
7330
7331advjay
7332Lmaooooo
7333
7334advjeon
7335I was sexting you in the uber too
7336that poor Indian dude
7337
7338advjay
7339LmAO
7340naugh-ty
7341
7342advjeon
7343sor-ry
7344this music sucks
7345s.o.s
7346
7347advjeon
7348and now all I can imagine is jikook fucking in the bathroom of some shitty club
7349
7350advjay
7351!!!!!
7352
7353advjay
7354I dig it
7355
7356advjay
7357Jimin'll just be like "this is really dirty" as he hops on the sink and grabs Jk by the collar and pull him between his spread legs just to kiss tf outta him
7358good times good times
735912/03/2016
7360
7361advjeon
7362"then i'll have to take you home and clean you up, won't i?" but jeon can't think past jimin tugging him in close and taking his breath away
7363good times
7364thank fuck i'm not hungover
7365
7366advjay
7367u said u were only tipsy
7368woulda been sad if u were hung over
7369
7370advjeon
7371i was
7372and then tequila happened
7373
7374advjay
7375👀👀👀
7376smh
7377whaT an alkie
7378
7379advjeon
7380one girl bitched out and someone pulled the new girl card and force fed me hers
7381i like my vices
7382
7383advjay
7384Lmao
7385why did u allow this force feeding
7386
7387advjeon
7388most of it was on the floor by that point
7389so i guess i thought why not
7390
7391advjay
7392😂😂😂😂
7393
7394advjay
7395that night was wild
7396
7397advjeon
7398it was
7399how was your night
7400any more horsin around??
7401
7402advjay
7403it was cool. i just went to a birthday dinner for my pal,, drove around for a bit and went home. lol boring
7404horsin around
7405gET oUtta here
7406but no lol
7407i convinced my friend to join 😂👌🏾
7408thats smth
7409
7410advjeon
7411right now i'm wishing my night was more boring t b h
7412ooh shit that's awesome
7413
7414advjay
7415why what goin on
7416
7417advjeon
7418u have friends
7419
7420advjay
7421!!! ru dE
7422
7423advjeon
7424i fed my birds this morning which i never do and one flew out and my dog ate it
7425
7426 
7427
7428advjeon
7429i'm an animal
7430
7431advjay
7432Me rn
7433
7434advjeon
7435same
7436
7437advjay
7438uR DOG ATE YOUR BIRD????
7439
7440advjeon
7441y u p
7442i mean there's a couple more birds in the aviary thing but
7443
7444advjay
74452+2=8 tHAT DONT ADD UP
7446how
7447
7448advjeon
7449i'm shook
7450
7451advjay
7452how did your dog even catch it?????
7453Im so invested bc thats some crazy shit
7454
7455advjeon
7456idk it's fast
7457it was a budgie and hopped around on the floor so easy target i guess
7458
7459advjeon
7460but enter me with an empty cardboard box trying to catch the lil fucker and kick away my dog at the same time
7461
7462advjay
7463ur night was crazy then ur day was crazier
7464
7465advjeon
7466i'm going v craZy
7467
7468advjay
7469smh id b laying face down on my floor
7470
7471advjeon
7472tell me ur friend is the taehyung w paper manipulation
7473yeah i was for a good twenty minutes
7474
7475advjay
7476lol no. i wish she was
7477woulda completed the maknae line and we coulda all been buddies smh
7478
7479advjeon
7480how cu t e
7481
7482advjay
7483lmao fr
7484
7485advjay
7486but no she the park jimin.
7487
7488advjeon
7489aha jimin and jimin
7490i like it
7491
7492advjay
7493she loves jimin & she was cool w playing jimin's sister
7494and jimin and jimin look a lot alike
7495
7496advjeon
7497oH shit
7498jennie's gonna have a blast w this
7499
7500advjay
7501LMAO
7502I DIDNT EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT
7503
7504advjeon
7505ur too optimistic
7506
7507advjay
7508smh imma tell my pal back out while she can
7509every member gone want her chara dead like mine lmao
7510
7511advjeon
7512unless she lives for the drama like u
7513
7514advjay
7515thats tru
7516Shes most angsty than me
7517more*
7518
7519advjeon
7520i can't wait
7521if her jimin hates jeon i'm gonna die tho
7522
7523advjay
7524smh if something happens to jimin sis , jimin gone sHUT DOWN
7525LmAo which jimin
7526
7527advjay
7528My pal named her Joori. So lmao
7529
7530advjeon
7531ok good that makes things much easier
7532
7533advjay
7534We dont need this confusing "jimin" and no one knows jimin who
7535Well i named her Joori , friend just went along w it
7536
7537advjeon
7538i mean if joori doesn't like jeon it'll just make it even funnier bc jeon's sis is prob rly awkward around jimin too
7539i like it
7540jimin and joori
7541shit what's jeon's sisters name
7542
7543advjay
7544FR
7545I was gonna ask you more ques abt his sis
7546
7547advjeon
7548did u forget them
7549
7550advjay
7551......... ... ......... some
7552
7553advjeon
7554"smh"
7555
7556advjay
7557main one was like her personality, and her relationship w jeonnie
7558Just curious if jeon & his sis was rlly close
7559
7560advjeon
7561i imagine she's a legit brat like not even a playful one, gives their momma attitude and is on her phone 24/7
7562probably not as close as they should be but they get along most of the time
7563
7564advjay
7565brat-ness doesnt fall far from the tree
7566
7567advjeon
7568it's hereditary at this point
7569what's joori gon be like
7570
7571advjay
7572.....creepily a brat
7573my pal basically using everything i already thought about lmao smh
7574But Joori an ex druggie and it took years of rlly hard work on Jimin's end to get her off them
7575
7576advjeon
7577well that makes it a lot easier
7578yeah i remember
7579he's gonna be hardcore jimom isn't he
7580
7581advjay
7582&& she tends to forget how much he cares about her & how far hes willing to go to make sure shes okay and taken care of
7583
7584advjay
7585My friend said it'd make sense that shes just recently moved to incheon and i was like "jimin would definitely have her move in" and then my friend was like "lol arent jeongguk and jimin together"
7586then proceeded to talk about how many times joori will walk in on them by accident lmaoo
7587
7588advjeon
7589"hyung how are we gonna fuck on every surface available now :("
7590
7591advjeon
7592truE
7593
7594advjay
7595smh their perfect little world ,, ruined
7596
7597advjeon
7598what a shame
7599makes sense though and jeongguk will respect and adore jimin even more than he already does bc of it
7600
7601advjay
7602jeon'll have to split jimins attention intensely
7603
7604advjeon
7605but shh don't tell him that
7606ok that he'll be pissed abt
7607
7608advjay
7609joori is still a kid lmao. Shes gonna b "oppa im hungry" "okay ill make us dinner" "oppa im bored" "wanna go to the park down the street???" Like that level
7610least thats what i imagined her to be my palio might change her
7611smh jeon being pissed im cry
7612
7613advjeon
7614now he's got two kids to look after
7615poor mr park
7616
7617advjay
7618lmAo
7619fr
7620
7621advjeon
7622"hyung im horny" "hyung im needy" "hyung take me on a date"
7623
7624advjay
7625watch how many replies turn into "but i need to _____ for joori...can that wait?"
7626
7627advjeon
7628o mg jeongguk will be the pouty green jacket picture sO OFTEN
7629sending him nudes all the time in spite
7630even when jk is in the next room
7631
7632advjay
7633aWWW
7634
7635advjay
7636poor jeon
7637got the boyfriend's sister blues
7638
7639advjeon
7640using a lil robot to get jimin's attention as a last resort
7641but also using it to bring jimin coffee and a snack when he needs it
7642
7643advjay
7644Jimin'll reply "!!!!!jeongguk joori was next to meeee"
7645
7646advjeon
7647ahaahAHAHA
7648yeah i wouldn't be surprised if joori knows what his dick looks like p quick
7649
7650advjay
7651lmao jk and these robots
7652
7653advjeon
7654esp if she's walking in on them often
7655he's a major nerd
7656
7657advjay
7658Lmao Joori a savage.
7659She doesnt blush and back out
7660
7661advjeon
7662oh goD jeon would be so modest and embarrassed
7663
7664advjay
7665Shed b like "sorry to interrupt, Oppa i need you to take me somewhere"
7666
7667advjeon
7668but also like scream nervously at her "wHY ARE YOU THIS OKAY WITH SEEING UR BRO NAKED--
7669
7670advjay
7671"um joori-ya can it wait im kinda um busy" 
7672"no"
7673
7674advjeon
7675"hyung i'm /inside/ you" jeon whispers "prioritise pleASE"
7676
7677advjay
7678lmAO joori would b like "theyre just body parts"
7679
7680advjeon
7681i get the feeling she and jennie could be bfs under any other circumstance
7682
7683advjay
7684PRIORITIZE PLS
7685
7686advjay
7687I love googie so much
7688LMAO fr. joori is sucha savage
7689her and jennie would get on gr8
7690jimin would move a little b reminded of the great dick down hes currently getting "in a minute joori-ya" so quick
7691
7692advjeon
7693the relief that would be expelled from jeon's body like a ghost
7694"thank fu c k" even tho he lowkey hates swearing
7695
7696advjay
7697jimin's every other word is a curse word how ironic
7698LmAO expelled like a ghost
7699So dramatic
7700
7701advjeon
7702he kinda just hates it when he swears bc it's becoming involuntary and he's all about being in control
7703
7704advjeon
7705i can't imagine he'd mind jimin swearing at all, if not find it an immense turn on
7706
7707advjay
7708Joori would just sigh/groan extremely loud so jeon and jimin can hear her annoyance and stomp away
7709
7710advjeon
7711dramatic af because jeon would have legitimate fear that jimin would do whatever she wants, whenever
7712ahahAHAHA petty jeon would moan extremely loud so joori def hears
7713
7714advjay
7715Believe me Jimin was debating
7716
7717advjeon
7718yeah so relief ghost is a must
7719gdi jimom
7720
7721advjay
7722jimom full force when joori moves in
7723Poor kook, joori will b looking for apartments so she can live on her own. I imagine jk will b of great help in apartment searching lmaoo
7724
7725advjeon
7726he would offer to help out w so much if it means getting his bae back
7727
7728advjeon
7729"here use my suitcase to pack ur stuff i don't need it"
7730l m a o
773112/04/2016
7732
7733advjay
7734!!! Lmaooo
7735
7736advjay
7737Im still laughing @ "im inside u ,, prioritize"
7738
7739advjeon
7740ah ah sdkfhcaef
7741haha that is smth he would definitely say tho
774212/04/2016
7743
7744advjay
7745I keep falling asleep
7746this is so sad
7747
7748advjeon
7749is it not normal to sleep in st louis
7750
7751advjay
7752lmAo
7753
7754advjay
7755touche
7756
7757advjeon
7758look after yourself fool
7759i mean pls
7760
7761advjay
7762sMH
7763iM a FoOL noW
7764
7765advjeon
7766what do you mean "now"
7767
7768advjay
7769........im outta here
7770
7771advjeon
7772nO ilu
7773
7774 
7775
7776 
7777
7778advjay
7779Thats the funniest pic of hobi i ever seen lmaohgg besides:
7780 
7781
7782advjeon
7783he's one teary dude
7784
7785advjay
7786honestly
7787I seen da starter
7788so cute
7789
7790advjeon
7791im glad you like!!!
7792also sorry about how fuckin long!!!!!
7793
7794advjay
7795why do ppl apologize for longness
7796Like
7797
7798advjay
7799I love long
7800felt like i just read a smol story that i have to add to to figure out whats next
7801Longness is incentive to reply
7802ur da best
7803
7804advjeon
7805I've had some people cut my reply like..  80% length in their reply it made me lowkey livid
7806
7807advjay
7808sAMe
7809
7810advjeon
7811some people aren't cool w longness
7812
7813advjay
7814I always try to match ppl length even if its hella rambling
7815the message is in there somewhere
7816
7817advjeon
7818THATS SUCH A cute way of thinking of it though--
7819
7820advjeon
7821as a mystery you add to aW
7822yeah I can get v rambly too but you'll find that out soon
7823
7824advjay
7825Well tumble together
7826*ramble
7827
7828advjeon
7829autocorrect is a bitch lmao
7830but yes we will
7831
7832advjay
7833nah that was just me
7834Idk where tumble came from
7835
7836advjeon
7837i have very good feelings about this--
7838
7839advjay
7840considering how much we planned
7841
7842advjeon
7843ok let's tumble together lmao
7844yeah we've got their entire marriage vows p much
7845
7846advjay
7847literally created their entire bioagraphy. we're prepared for their untimely deaths
7848!! forgot joori is a mutant.
7849she can b invisible
7850
7851advjeon
7852jeon says he wants to go out as a cyborg--
7853oh yeah
7854i saw that's such a cool power
7855and by go out i mean die
7856
7857advjay
7858Idk why but her being able to do that seems problematic
7859
7860advjay
7861"Baby i really wish you thought about the weird shit you say before you say it"
7862
7863advjeon
7864yeah but I mean she's a savage beast who would turn spoon manip problematic
7865"but where's the fun in that"
7866
7867advjay
7868"people ...understanding you."
7869
7870advjeon
7871"do you understand me?"
7872
7873advjay
7874"moderately"
7875
7876advjeon
7877"then fuck everyone else"
7878
7879advjay
7880lmao idk why i found that so cute
7881
7882advjeon
7883he's a cute kid sometimes
7884
7885advjay
7886if jk doesnt curse often jim would def find cursing cute
7887
7888advjay
7889!!!! wHAT TYPE IF MUSIC DOES JEON LISTEN TO
7890
7891advjeon
7892he likes to save it for important stuff
7893extra emphasis
7894
7895advjay
7896this is important
7897
7898advjeon
7899OLD AF MUSIC like he loves miles davis and idk sinatra cause timelord and why not
7900but I mean rnb makes him happy too
7901
7902advjay
7903lmao i mean it makes sense
7904Jimin'll b like "u sure im the old one?"
7905
7906advjeon
7907AW now that's cute too
7908"i'm gonna take that as you thinking i'm mature"
7909
7910advjay
7911"yikes you took it the wrong way"
7912
7913advjeon
7914"maybe you just said it the wrong way"
7915"yknow, the importance of people understanding you or something"
7916
7917advjay
7918jimin would just glare
7919
7920advjeon
7921wait why music oH YEAH THE CAR
7922yeah imagine it's some smooth rnb thing
7923
7924advjay
7925i hate jk and his lil snarky comebacks
7926
7927advjeon
7928i'll give u inspiration songs if you want
7929HE'S honestly only this snarky w jimin cause he wants to seem Smart and Witty
7930but he doesn't realise it might make him seem like a dick
7931
7932advjay
7933Jimin gone body slam him one dat
7934Day*
7935
7936advjeon
7937i wouldn't even blame him
7938idk why i read booty slap him one day
7939
7940advjay
7941lmaO
7942thats everyday
7943wait quick ques , the para is pre boyf right
7944
7945advjeon
7946yea
7947i mean i wrote it like that was i meant to
7948
7949advjay
7950Okey doke
7951
7952advjeon
7953lmao was that what we planned or did i imagine that
7954
7955advjay
7956no we planned it lolol
7957I was just making sure
7958
7959advjeon
7960ok cool
7961you scared me
7962
7963advjay
7964If it wasnt i wouldnt have said anything lol
7965woulda just played along
7966
7967advjeon
7968i woulda hoped so
7969i mean i was worried i wrote 500 words of the wrong thing
7970
7971advjay
7972Lmao
7973
7974advjay
7975Ye its right tho
7976
7977advjeon
7978phew
7979
7980advjay
7981i just almost fell down the steps
7982nearly died
7983like wow my life flashed before my eyes shit
7984
7985advjeon
7986WHAT
7987shit did you get enough sleep
7988
7989advjay
7990technically no
7991lmao that woulda been the second time i fell down those steps damn
7992people gone think im super clumsy
7993
7994advjeon
7995.....are u
7996
7997advjay
7998i broke my foot bc i fell down the steps before but thats one time
7999
8000advjeon
8001stairs sound like ur mortal enemy
8002
8003advjay
8004they really are
8005Stairs are pointless anyway
8006like we can just use flat ground for elevation
8007
8008advjeon
8009yeah ramps all the way
8010
8011advjay
8012lmao ur so sleepy arent ya
8013
8014advjeon
8015.... I'm
8016not
8017
8018advjeon
8019am i being delirious again
8020
8021advjay
8022youre not sleepy?
8023isnt it like 2 AM
8024
8025advjeon
8026yeah but I woke up at 2pm
8027
8028advjay
8029Huh
8030Welp
8031Nevermind
8032
8033advjeon
8034yeah not a good idea
8035
8036advjay
8037Maybe you're just always loopy sounding and im creating excuses for you lmaooo
8038
8039advjeon
8040oi
8041
8042advjay
8043jk jk ilu
8044
8045advjeon
8046rudest
8047i am very loopy though I guess
8048but I've never broken a foot from steps, twinkle toes
8049
8050advjay
8051Gasp
8052
8053advjeon
8054jk jk ilu 2
8055
8056advjay
8057You take it back
8058
8059advjay
8060Lmao im thinking about if jikook had a kid
8061
8062advjeon
8063imagine jimin coming home to jeongguk shirtless, playing video games with his glasses on and his hair a mess
8064
8065advjay
8066!!!
8067
8068advjay
8069theres two types of people
8070
8071advjeon
8072jimin in a shirt and slacks and the stark contrast to his nerdy brat
8073wow I read ur thing now
8074what a poor kid
8075ur the fluff queen idc what you say
8076
8077advjay
8078jimin would lowkey die tho
8079messy hair his weakness
8080when its perfectly quaffed around,, he ready to pounce
8081!!!! I AM NOT A FLUFF QUEEN
8082get ouTTA here
8083
8084advjeon
8085what interesting n valuable knowledge
8086U ARE NOW
8087
8088advjay
8089glasses too? why jk tryna make him instantly horny
8090Cant catch a break with this kid
8091
8092advjeon
8093jimin has one heck of a turn on list
8094
8095advjay
8096hed just politely put his things away, but
8097
8098advjeon
8099jk loves it
8100
8101advjay
8102when jk playing games thats equivalent to jimin grading papers aint it
8103
8104advjeon
8105nah hell no
8106he'd put the controller down in half a second for jimin
8107
8108advjay
8109he'd pay attention to jimin when jimin asks??? 👀👀
8110Omg
8111I thought jimin would have to work
8112
8113advjeon
8114what a catch right
8115
8116advjay
8117honestly
8118no need for tricks ig then
8119
8120advjeon
8121jeon studying though, or robots or like engineering stuff..... sorry chim
8122
8123advjay
8124damn jimin you got it made boy
8125:'(
8126Nvm
8127
8128advjeon
8129ahhahahaaaaa
8130he'll have to work at jeon a little
8131he's v scared of failing
8132
8133advjay
8134depends on how long jeon has been doing it
8135as a teacher, jimin has no problem w Jeongguk doing work
8136
8137advjeon
8138the longer he studies the happier jimin is?
8139
8140advjay
8141he prob is the one that says "you need to go study" tbh
8142
8143advjeon
8144what a teacher
8145
8146advjay
8147nO
8148are you crazy
8149
8150advjay
8151Jimin will b tired of jeongguk studying after like 10 minutes
8152
8153advjeon
8154idk what you meant like would jimin interrupt more if he had just started idk
8155aW
8156
8157advjay
8158"Depends on how long he been doing it" was interrupted by other thoughts. i never got to finish that thought
8159lmao im too easily distracted ig
8160
8161advjeon
8162yeah they've got their equivalent now bc that's jeon's reaction when jimin's doing teacher stuff
8163....... lol
8164
8165advjay
8166okay depends on how long jeon doing it. because jimin will be a respectable boyf , but if it's been like three hours
8167jimin misses the attention too much to let this go on
8168when will they chill out
8169
8170advjeon
8171yeah so say if jeon just started and hasn't done anything, jimin will prob let him continue for a bit?
8172
8173advjay
8174yea definitely
8175
8176advjeon
8177they're so cute
8178
8179advjay
8180he'd even bring him things and make him food if he hasn't eaten. make sure jk isn't distracted
8181then an hour later he becomes the distration
8182
8183advjeon
8184jeon will prob even give jimin very good incentive to finish grading papers
8185aha aw how cute and domestic
8186
8187advjay
8188smh why they tryna be each other's demise
8189after such a long time ,, idk jimin is observant and knows jeon well i'd like to think so he
8190he'll feel out if a distraction is welcome
8191
8192advjay
8193like idk
8194that's harsh wording
8195
8196advjeon
8197yeah that's such a nice dynamic. like he'll read it in jeon's posture and expression and pick up on the little things that jeongguk does when he's stressed and had enough
8198
8199advjay
8200but if it is, he's pulling out one of jk's white t-shirts,
8201
8202advjeon
8203o h
8204jeongguk will definitely have had enough of anything other than jimin
8205
8206advjay
8207lmao jimin literally doesn't have to do anything
8208i was gonna add more but jk's content i suppose this is hilarious
8209
8210advjeon
8211nO please add more
8212he's just an easy target for jimin
8213
8214advjay
8215was gonna say jimin would make his voice all extra sweet, hug him from behind and be like "you've been working so hard, baby" then move on to massaging his shoulders, "i think you should take a break."
8216
8217advjeon
8218what a babe
8219
8220advjay
8221isn't he
8222
8223advjeon
8224"mmm? and what do you suggest I do on this break?" leaning back into jimin, cuddling his arms and holding his hands
8225
8226advjay
8227he'd smile but obvs jeon can't see it and he'd press a kiss to jeon cheek and be like "i don't know..." and start trailing that kiss from his cheek to his jaw, to his neck, "whatever helps you relax, you seem tense, ggukie -- that's not good for you."
8228
8229advjeon
8230jeon might even hear the smile in his voice, but he'd definitely turn around to meet one of jimin's kisses head on and reach a hand up to tangle in his hair, tugging gently "whatever you recommend, dr park"
8231
8232advjay
8233i pictured a swivel chair idk why lmao but jimin's wouldn't let jeongguk completely 360 to face him, he'd leave jeongguk facing forward and jimin just got his chin tucked in jeongguk's shoulder, he'd be sucking on jk's skin bc he knows da lil boy likes hickeys , and he'd let his hands go down jeongguk's torso just to get to his pants. be like "pleasure always helps relieve stress."
8234he'd bust out the lube he brought with him and squirt it in his hands just to give jeon a hand job but wouldnt let him cum like that
8235
8236advjeon
8237tbh i pictured a swivel chair too but holy hell what a tease-- jimin would have jeongguk writhing in the chair in such a short time. his back arching up against the spine of the chair and gripping tight onto whatever he can reach, jimin's arm or the side of his desk
8238
8239advjeon
8240probably eventually trying to swipe the lube and pull jimin down onto his lap, work him open and get him ready to fuck on the desk then and there "guess we'll have no stress at all after tonight, hyung"
8241
8242advjay
8243that's
8244hot
8245
8246advjay
8247i fell asleep mid typing again
8248tell me that's not annoying i promise it will  be lol
8249
8250advjeon
8251you poor sleep deprived thing
8252that's prob my fault for taking so long, my sister came into my room and just started hating on jennifer lawrence to me??
8253
8254advjay
8255but #1938239837230983 on jimin's list of weaknesses is jk taking charge so watch how fast hyung turns into a mess of mush
8256and ???????????????????? randomly??'
8257what did jennifer lawrence ever do
8258
8259advjeon
8260jeongguk will loVE exploiting this I can tell,  I'm already a little sorry
8261
8262advjeon
8263kinda randomly, I forgot what she came in here for but I had something open on my laptop and she saw that and went on a rant
8264
8265advjay
8266sigh my poor beb likes to b in control but he has too many weaknesses to keep said control
8267that's probably why he scratches jeongguk's back and pulls his hair
8268and lkmao your sister sounds hilarious
8269
8270advjeon
8271jeongguk will still melt everytime jimin does take control, practically drool over what a sexy hyung he has
8272but the scratches and hickeys and everything is always a massive turn on
8273
8274advjay
8275lmao? the admins told my friend (shit her name  jasmine)  that they don't allow name changes under any circumstances and that she can pick a different face claim if she want a different name like damn
8276
8277advjeon
8278she's honestly bat shit crazy
8279..... ouch
8280
8281advjay
8282and lmao jimin would change the position real quick. doesn't like jk knowing how much power he has.
8283
8284advjeon
8285maybe just get her to apply w park jimin but joori as the alias and she just basically assumes that name. like that advira dude did
8286THEY'RE such a good match ugh
8287
8288advjay
8289he'd hella push jk back into the swivel chair and straddle him, and ride him like a stallion
8290iM SO LAME LIKE A STALLION
8291pls stop  me sometimes
8292
8293advjeon
8294like a damn stallion
8295
8296advjay
8297and ye i'll tell her that. smh ,, how we gone explain they dumb ass parents naming them both jimin
8298
8299advjeon
8300idk man never address it and shhh people won't know
8301
8302advjay
8303"yeah, my parents thought we were twins so.." "but you guys are five years apart" "my parents...had a lot of problems.."
8304
8305advjeon
8306LMAO
8307
8308advjeon
8309sounds legit
8310
8311advjay
8312LMAO the fact that joori is older than ggukie too
8313
8314advjeon
8315.... oh god he's a fetus
8316
8317advjay
8318joori was born in 95 tho it's not that bad
8319
8320advjeon
8321he's gonna feel so awk about her seeing his birthday suit the first hundred times
8322
8323advjay
8324shes gonna b like "bOY ive seen more in my extra two years older than you than you have in ur life"
8325queue jimin being like "jOORI PLS"
8326
8327advjeon
8328and jk just shamefully mutters smth like "greAT another park jimin with an age complex"
8329
8330advjeon
8331"whatever, i'm gonna elope with your brother and steal him forever"
8332
8333advjay
8334lmao joori a sav "ive eaten 2130 more bowls of rice than you. i deserve the seniority"
8335
8336advjay
8337;)
8338
8339advjeon
8340AHHAHSAJJSJWHS
8341"you two are so related"
8342
8343advjay
8344"you act like if you marry him im not coming with you guys"
8345
8346advjeon
8347"you ARE NOT"
8348
8349advjay
8350"JIMIN"
8351she wont even argue w jk just call jimin everytime
8352
8353advjeon
8354"you had him for 18 years, he's mine now :("
8355jimin's gonna side with her and she knows it gdi
8356
8357advjay
8358"thats not how family works lil cookie"
8359
8360advjay
8361lmao they sound like literal siblings
8362
8363advjeon
8364they're close enough in age to be, I totally forgot all about it
8365
8366advjay
8367lmao honestly
8368jimin wont even comment on their lil arguments
8369in fact he thinks its cute
8370
8371advjeon
8372nonstop fighting over their fav person
8373
8374advjay
8375soon as they call his name ,, he just "mhmm"
8376
8377advjeon
8378aw he's such a sweetheart
8379
8380advjay
8381lmao he rlly is
8382
8383advjeon
8384jeongguk would prob lose all the fight in him real fast and just opt to go sit on jimin's lap and get comfortable
8385
8386advjay
8387i also see joori being like "sooo are you guys going to the states to get married? Because i like Chicago"
8388LmAO jeon the baby
8389
8390advjeon
8391bc she likes chicago what a thoughtful sister
8392
8393advjay
8394lmAo isnt she
8395
8396advjeon
8397does jimin want kids
8398I totally forgot to ask before
8399
8400advjay
8401Lmao aside from all the kids he already has
8402he definitely does
8403
8404advjeon
8405exactly, he's already practically a daddy
8406he'd make such a good official one
8407
8408advjay
8409And he can see those kids being w jeon , and hes willing to wait a long time until jeon is old enough and ready for such a step
8410
8411advjeon
8412imagining those two having such a deep conversation like having kids together seems a lil bittersweet to me. because jeongguk knows jimin's at a slightly more developed stage of life where he knows what he wants, knows a little more about who he is and jeongguk's feeling like he needs to play catch up without making jimin wait and fall behind
8413he cares about what jimin wants so much and he'd be prepared to do so much for him too
8414
8415advjay
8416jimin definitely wouldnt let him make fast decisions
8417
8418advjay
8419jimin would try extremely hard to make Jeongguk know that jimin's okay with waiting for him to live life first before he makes big decisions like marriage and kids
8420Those are big steps.
8421
8422advjeon
8423yeah, jeongguk would hate to rush into anything without the both of them being 200% sure, but if he knows jimin truly wants something he'd be prepared to make it work. not just w kids but family things on the holidays and small things like what jimin wants to do for date night and which movie he'd rather watch
8424and jeon is still a
8425baby who likes curling up in jimin's lap
8426
8427advjay
8428jeongguk is the cuTEST person
8429
8430advjeon
8431he can hardly take care of himself let alone another needy Lil thing
8432
8433advjay
8434this is angsty but jimin would even like after a long time ,, hes got oldness insecurities sometimes like
8435He doesnt do what people jeongguk's age do
8436Hed feel like hes holding jk back, making him grow up before his time
8437
8438advjay
8439so hed suggest a break??? Like not bc he wants one but he thinks jk would want one. bc jk been w an old man this whole time. Jimin would think maybe he wants to live a 21 year old life for a couple months or something , even tho hed cry even trying to suggest it
8440But hes trying to b selfless
8441
8442advjeon
8443he's such a sweetie!! if he ever told jeongguk, jeon would prob just grab him by the face and smile so bright "hyung, i don't wanna do what most 20 year olds do. I hardly drink and I hate club music. if there's anywhere I'd rather be it's right here-" and wraps himself all up in jimin's arms
8444oH  nvm
8445let me just go drown in a puddle of tears
8446
8447advjay
8448See we constantly smut > fluff > angst
8449
8450advjeon
8451we do
8452this is a risky balancing act
8453
8454advjay
8455Tbh
8456But thats just how i see jimin thinking in like 2-3 years p
8457Jk a sweetie poo
8458
8459advjeon
8460yeah he'll be closer to 30 and readying to settle down w something serious then
8461
8462advjay
8463lmao its even cuter bc hes bigger and taller than jm, but is always trying to fit in jimin's arms. Jimin would think hes just the cutest thing in the world
8464Ye thats why hes thinking what he is. He always told himself hed have kids before 30, but kids ? Hes doesnt even think jeongguk's even ready to hear about kids
8465
8466advjeon
8467he can be a pretty affectionate person and probably constantly wants to cuddle
8468
8469advjay
8470jimins down w a cuddler
8471
8472advjeon
8473yeah the age gap is such a fuel for angst between them
8474
8475advjay
8476fr
8477thats why i was excited to plot in the beginning but all the fluff makes me want happiness 24/7
8478
8479advjeon
8480even if they did have a little fight / break bc of it, jeongguk scared he'll lose jimin if he doesn't take it really seriously
8481
8482advjay
8483i dont think it'd b a fight unless jk just takes it wrong
8484But ye
8485
8486advjeon
8487the happiness between them is like cavity worthy sweet though so it works out somehow
8488
8489advjay
8490the thing is i hated fluff before i met you :/
8491
8492advjeon
8493he might sometimes get the wrong idea and maybe psych himself out of asking jimin and clarifying everything
8494but I can't see him blowing it out of proportion enough to break them up. that'd crush him
8495
8496advjeon
8497AWWW
8498well for a former fluff hater youre doing really good
8499
8500advjay
8501jimin'll just hold jk and be like "youre growing up, and youre getting to an age where you'll start to want to settle down and by default that would be with me but ... i just.. i dont want that to be your only option. I dont want me being your only option when theres so many things you havent really done yet."
8502
8503advjeon
8504"i don't need any other options, jimin. -- hyung. you're all I've needed since I knew you wanted me too, and that isn't going to change whether I've got you or I don't. you're not an option for me hyung, you're the grand prize and I'm not gonna do something as stupid as let you go when I found you this early on."
8505and he'd be a little teary, a lot nervous, clinging on real tight because he's very scared of jimin leaving now
8506
8507advjay
8508!!!!!!
8509WHY DID MY HEART QUIVER
8510
8511advjeon
8512FLUFF IS YOUR LIFE NOW
8513
8514advjay
8515jimin would just let tears fall bc jeongguk is the sweetest bean
8516
8517advjay
8518Hed kiss jeongguk and b like "You..wouldnt be losing me. Id just be waiting for you. Waiting for you to /know/ like deep in your soul that its me that you want. Not just now but later down the line. I dont wanna trap you, Jeongguk. Im so scared of that"
8519
8520advjay
8521FLUFF IS NOT MY LIFE I REFUSE
8522
8523advjeon
8524BUT YOU'RE IN SO DEEP ALREADY I'M AFRAID YOU CAN'T TURN BACK NOW --
8525
8526advjay
8527!!!!!!! I REFUSE DO YOU HEAR ME
8528
8529advjeon
8530JEONGGUK would probably be past the point of words by then, more soft hiccups than talking, and kiss jimin breathless until he realises jeongguk knows it in his soul already
8531soz you cannot
8532when did my attachment issues lil baby want kids and a husband and a white picket fence
8533park jimin you're making a gentleman out of this brat after all
8534
8535advjay
8536im
8537Im dying
8538i cant do this anymore
8539
8540advjeon
8541:(
8542it was nice knowing u gzuz
8543
8544advjay
8545its been great cheyne , but im ejecting myself from this rp ,, deleting my blog
8546throwing away my computer
8547moving to the bahamas
8548trying to forget whats transpired
8549
8550advjeon
8551what a quitter
8552you will never forget
8553
8554advjay
8555This is
8556Jeongguk is so sweet
8557
8558advjay
8559like i cant do this anymore
8560Who knew id b this invested
8561
8562advjeon
8563he's gonna give you cavities I swear
8564
8565advjay
8566jimin would just take everything thats happening, holding jk as tight as possible and kissing him like he has known known the same thing since forever
8567my teeth fell out already you're a lil late
8568
8569advjeon
8570has he known known it
8571rly
8572
8573advjay
8574CAN YOU STOP
8575
8576advjeon
8577my bad
8578
8579advjay
8580thIS IS A SENTIMENTAL MOMENT
8581
8582advjeon
8583HA HD YV8WVHIHVSVH9
8584
8585advjay
8586I hate you so much
8587
8588advjeon
8589you so don't
8590
8591advjay
8592I really do
8593ur the worst thing thats happened to me
8594Im crying daily
8595
8596advjeon
8597aw :(
8598
8599advjay
8600My typos made fun of
8601
8602advjeon
8603you've lived a pretty sheltered life then
8604
8605advjay
8606Ur character is too sweet , my teeth falling out
8607
8608advjay
8609im outta here
8610
8611advjeon
8612ur right how could anything ever compare to that trauma
8613
8614 
8615Me rn
8616
8617 
8618me
8619
8620advjay
8621LITERALLY
8622
8623advjeon
8624when did I even save that
8625
8626advjay
8627Lmao jeongguk when jimins finally home
8628Lmao who knows
8629
8630advjeon
8631so true
8632
8633advjay
8634its like 5am ur sleepy
8635
8636advjeon
8637i am now
8638loopier than usual
8639
8640advjay
8641Then sleep child
8642Im older than you you should take my advice
8643
8644advjeon
8645i was gonna say "but ur still awake" but i guess i have no choice
8646but to listen to u
8647o wise one of 1 year more
8648
8649advjay
8650ill b awake for many many hours more lol. Its only 12PM here
8651
8652advjay
8653one year, thats a whole 365 days longer on earth than you have
8654
8655advjeon
8656:(
8657OK JIMIN
8658chill
8659I'll speak to u soon oldie
8660
8661advjay
8662LmAo nighTie night
866312/04/2016
8664
8665advjeon
8666sick of these damn dogs barking all the damn time
866712/04/2016
8668
8669advjay
8670Lmao
8671Poor buddy
8672I hate petz so that prob is just nemver there
8673
8674advjeon
8675you? hate?? pets???!
8676
8677advjay
8678ye???
8679LmAo soz
8680
8681advjeon
8682but they're so cute and stupid
8683
8684advjay
8685Lmaoo a v select few of pets are stupid
8686*cute
8687
8688advjeon
8689ok yeah i was gonna say all of mine are dummied
8690dummies
8691
8692advjay
8693Lmaoa
8694Idk pets jjst
8695
8696advjay
8697Just*
8698IDK animals + me = 안녕하세요 dont add up
8699
8700advjeon
8701lmao you're full of surprises aren't ya
8702
8703advjay
8704always lmao
8705dont ppl find snakes in their toilet in australia or something ,, and kangaroos in their backyard, kinda cant hate animals can you
8706
8707advjeon
8708nah Australia is run by animals and the spiders here can get like the size of ur palm nbd
8709why do I even stay here
8710
8711advjay
8712thats........scary
8713biggest spider you see here, is a daddy long leg which is the thinnest spider and is like 2 inches long
8714But apparently is technically not a spider bc 4 legs but
8715
8716advjay
8717Itll always b a spider to me
8718
8719advjeon
8720... wow they're like flies here in the summer. just everywhere and slow af
8721it has 4 legs???
8722
8723advjay
8724I WOULD NEVER GO TO AUSTRAILIA
8725
8726advjeon
8727I swear its like at least 6
8728
8729advjay
8730FICKING PALM SIZED SPIDERS. I WOULD KMS
8731
8732advjeon
8733BUT THE BEACHES THOUGH
8734
8735advjay
8736THE BEACH IS INVALID IF I CANT LAY IN THE SUN PEACEFULLY WITHOUT GETTING ARACH-ATTACKED
8737lmao im so funny
8738Woo
8739
8740advjeon
8741I've had a big one crawl over my windshield once and--
8742oh God
8743you poor soul
8744arach-attacked
8745that's going in the book
8746
8747advjay
8748;)
8749but yes ur windshield....?
8750
8751advjeon
8752i was super evil and set the wipers and water on it while trying not to cry
8753
8754advjay
8755I can never turn on the water and wipers quick enough
8756"trying not to cry" same but diff reason why lol
8757
8758advjeon
8759no same I'm actually afraid of spiders lmao
876012/05/2016
8761
8762advjay
8763Smh
8764How could you live there then
8765
8766advjeon
8767because im a badass
8768and too broke to move
876912/05/2016
8770
8771advjay
8772Lmao same
8773
8774advjay
8775St louis is #2 for most like criminal violence
8776Gotta get up outta here
8777
8778advjeon
8779whoa girl yes you do
8780at least spiders don't murder
8781
8782advjeon
8783australia is the place 4 u
8784
8785advjay
8786lmao no its not
8787Im used to hearing gunshots at night
8788
8789advjeon
8790... shit
8791
8792advjay
8793Big ass spiders? I am not
8794
8795advjeon
87961
8797whoops
8798
8799advjay
8800U keep your spiders, ill keep my violence
8801
8802advjeon
8803you are ballsy af
8804
8805advjay
8806Thank you
8807
8808advjay
8809But i am female
8810Did ya have a nice sleep
8811
8812advjeon
8813you are metaphorically ballsy af*
8814yes i did but it is 11pm now and i am loopy again
8815did you
8816
8817advjay
8818Lmao how are you loopy again
8819Smh your sleep sched is v messed up
8820Why did you do this to yourself
8821
8822advjeon
8823no wait i mean i woke up at 2pm again I'm not that messed up
8824
8825 
8826
8827advjay
8828Look ,, you popped up on my computer screen
8829
8830advjeon
8831AA HD AUAJBSJAJBSHSJA
8832true
8833
8834advjay
8835That lil smirk it has
8836
8837advjeon
8838sly sloth
8839
8840advjay
8841Lmaoo
884212/05/2016
8843
8844advjay
8845I was gonna say more than lmaoo...... but forgot to do it and now i forgot altogether and that was 50 hours ago
8846Smh what am i gonna do about this premature alzheimers
884712/05/2016
8848
8849advjay
8850Im at work , pls kill me :')
885112/05/2016
8852
8853advjeon
8854how bout a kidnap operation
8855
8856advjeon
8857.... lmao i feel like u need a diary or somethin
8858write down your thoughts before u forget
8859
8860advjay
8861Lmao hon.est.ly
8862I survived work but my feet hurt like ive been walking on uneven stones all day
8863
8864advjeon
8865aW you poor thing!!!
8866sit down and be lazy asap
8867dr cheynes orders
8868
8869advjay
8870I gOT THINGS TO DO thats why i said kill me in advance & you did not
8871
8872advjeon
8873i offered to kidnap but nooOO ur a busy gal
8874
8875advjay
8876!!!
8877
8878advjay
8879Only death will suffice i asked you for one thing
8880
8881advjeon
8882yeah but ur thing was a lil extreme
8883
8884advjay
8885sigh glad to know the extent of favors ud do for me im cry
8886
8887advjeon
8888don't u try and get out of this
8889how u gonna repay my favour when you're a ghost
8890
8891advjay
8892Um
8893lets not get testy
889412/05/2016
8895
8896advjay
8897im gonna stay up rlly late tonight. I can feel it
8898
8899advjeon
8900. .. . tucks u in and smooches ur forehead
8901do you have plans tmr too
8902
8903advjeon
8904or today
8905i forgot how late it is
8906
8907advjeon
8908i lov it when the lil babies argue https://youtu.be/1KT4pR08ygo?t=3m39s
8909
8910advjay
8911it's 10:45 not that late
8912
8913advjay
8914lmao why is that actual footage from our jikook
8915
8916advjeon
8917"do u like me that much??"
8918*awk giggle" "nO"
8919how cute
8920
8921advjay
8922honestly
8923the lil hit
8924i'm living
8925
8926advjay
8927they looked so giggly and flirty and i wanna die
8928
8929advjeon
8930jimin smacking jk's knee after some bratty remark
8931its perf
8932
8933advjay
8934it's accurate
8935this is the beauty
8936
8937advjeon
8938https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/b7/d8/d6/b7d8d6f886549c14a439af2ce6219abe.jpg jimin's t/a
8939"hyung did u pick him to make yourself look taller-----"
8940
8941advjay
8942lmAO jimin's assistant or smth
8943"nO I PICKED HIM BC HE'S DEPENDABLE"
8944
8945advjeon
8946yeah!! when he gets into uni teaching and has a teacher's assistant nawww
8947
8948advjeon
8949"dependably short"
8950
8951advjay
8952"listen ,, he's a nice boy alright, it just so happens that i'm pretty tall in general which makes him look even tinier"
8953
8954advjeon
8955jK WOULD PROBABLY SNORT and walk up beside jimin to put his chin on jimin's shoulder or just generally loom over him
8956"whatever helps you sleep at night babe"
8957
8958advjay
8959"i hope you find whatever helps you sleep at night because i won't be next to you, you giant brat."
8960
8961advjeon
8962"oh? .. . you gonna go find that nice dependable boy?"
8963super pouty face jeon
8964talking some jealous shit
8965
8966advjay
8967A SONG
8968I HEARD AT WORK
8969
8970advjay
8971SOUNDED LIKE SOME SHIT JEON WOULD SAY
8972that was partially what i forgot
8973
8974advjeon
8975oh god what
8976aw
8977
8978advjay
8979jimin can't handle pouty sad jeon, and he probably teases jk everytime he does that
8980
8981advjeon
8982jeon would break his face from pouting so hard
8983
8984advjay
8985"cmere hyung's wittle baby" and hugs him like a kid, and kisses his cheeks after squishing them together  like a kid
8986
8987advjeon
8988AAAAWWWW
8989"gross" he'd mumble but kiss jimin all over his handsome face and hug him crazy tight
8990
8991advjay
8992i refuse this fluff
8993
8994advjeon
8995you cannot
8996
8997advjay
8998i can
8999i refuse it
9000it's too cute for me
9001
9002advjeon
9003you've made a deal w the devil you can't back out now
9004
9005advjay
9006i doUBT THE DEVIL IS DOWN W FLUFF
9007
9008advjeon
9009soz 😈
9010he's HELLA DOWN
9011
9012advjay
9013but jimin would b like "you literally love when i treat you like a baby don't you"
9014
9015advjeon
9016the more fluff, the more heartbreaking the angst
9017
9018advjay
9019that....is.......truew
9020
9021advjeon
9022"so what.... it's nice..." with his head resting on jimin's shoulder or something comfy and cute
9023"but only because it's you"
9024i need to make this kid more mature to compensate
9025
9026advjay
9027LMAO jimin loves his bby , that's actually a baby
9028
9029advjay
9030oh damn forgot to tell you why the song reminded me of jk lmao
9031i gotta fix this memory of mine
9032it was like "yes i'm jealous, but it's only because you're so damn beautiful."
9033
9034advjeon
9035aW you remembered
9036is jeon even that smooth
9037
9038advjay
9039then it was like "all you need for christmas is me and my love and all i want for christmas is you" i'm paraphrasing so hard but that was the gyst
9040i was thinking to myself 'how cute'
9041is jeon even that smooth
9042who knows
9043
9044advjeon
9045jimin doES
9046that's aedfhk adorable though and i keep picturing them dancing around jimin's living room
9047and just forgetting the part about tears and doubt
9048selectively
9049
9050advjay
9051lmaooo is this a conTINUATION OF THAT SADNESS THAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY I STG
9052I drowning in salty ass tears
9053
9054advjeon
9055nope no more sadness
9056fluff time today i guess
9057
9058advjay
9059bitter relief bc i'm no smuff queen
9060but
9061
9062advjeon
9063jimin teaching jeon how to slow dance bc years of practice and actual rhythm as opposed to his bb
9064
9065advjay
9066jimin really digs the corny but romantic dancing together. even in silence
9067
9068advjeon
9069even in silence aw
9070imagine those two going to a wedding together all dapper in suits and enjoying the open bar
9071
9072advjay
9073"how do you not know how to slow dance"
9074aWWW lookin dapper that's cute
9075
9076advjay
9077jimin would b so proud that he's holding onto such a fine young tender
9078
9079advjeon
9080"same way you don't know how to fix ur phone when it's broke. i never had anyone teach me"
9081"until now"
9082jeongguk would lose his shit over jimin in a suit, he's weak enough from the outfits jimin wears to work
9083
9084advjay
9085jimin gets jealous when jeongguk is lookin exceptionally fine. he gets jealous all the time but when he's dropping panties, jimin turns into the latching on for no reason type. but he'd tell jeon while their dancing like "do little girls ever quit -- can't they see ur clearly not up for grabs, i'mma body slam them all"
9086lmaoo both of them just weak
9087
9088advjeon
9089jeon would find that sO flattering and endearing though, bc jimin is this beautiful ethereal character plucked from a romance novel and here he is getting all possessive over lil ol jeon like
9090"can you body slam me instead?" and wraps an arm around jimin's waist, tugging him in against jeon's broad fkn chest
9091wrestling in bed on sunday mornings and talking the other into making breakfast first when their stomach's start growling
9092shit i rly do like fluff after all
9093
9094advjay
9095lmao even joori. watch her be like "damn jeon u look good" "he he heh joori, sis, i love you to the moon and back but i'm not above sending you back to busan :) :) :)"
9096
9097advjeon
9098jiMIN LMAOSIJFHULISD
9099
9100advjay
9101girls/boys jeon's age threatens jimin he can't have thart
9102that*
9103AND AWW ABOUT THE MORNING TIME
9104"ggukie u gotta make breakfast, my stomach is going to eat urs i promise you"
9105
9106advjeon
9107"not if i eat you first-" climbs onto jimin and bites his lower tummy
9108
9109advjay
9110THIS IS TOO FLUFFY
9111I'M GONNA DIE
9112
9113advjeon
9114but he'd give up real fast and probably lean against the door
9115
9116advjeon
9117butt naked
9118
9119advjay
9120lmao why the door i thought they were on the bed
9121
9122advjeon
9123"do you want your eggs scrambled or fried"
9124
9125advjay
9126damn googie
9127
9128advjeon
9129idk assume he did the walk of shame to the door
9130
9131advjay
9132"surprise me, chef jeonnie"
9133"walk of shame" jimin loves him
9134
9135advjay
9136i'm laughing so hard s;DJKDSFDSF
9137i instantly messaged tae
9138the tae player person and i was like "we gotta plot as 95z"
9139
9140advjay
9141and they legit were like "i've been expecting you."
9142
9143advjeon
9144aW
9145
9146advjay
9147i laughed so hard
9148
9149advjeon
9150I LOVE THEM ANYWAY
9151ALREADY
9152*
9153
9154advjay
9155thATS EXACTLY WHAT I SAID LMAO
9156i never burst out laughing so hard
9157it was sucha quick but simple "i've been expecting you"
9158idk why it was so funny
9159
9160advjeon
9161i always feel a lil bad when someone takes up a 2nd character and i paid lil to no attention to their 1st
9162
9163advjay
9164lmao same
9165tae mun also plays hakeyon
9166Idk even know who hakyeon is
9167
9168advjeon
9169lmaO yeah exactly
9170
9171advjay
9172thats hilarious
9173im just sitting here thinking "have i heard of a hakyeon yet"
9174
9175advjeon
9176we're terrible
9177
9178advjay
9179!!!! But listen
9180
9181advjeon
9182he sent me a drabble too whoops
9183
9184advjay
9185half these folks prob dont know who we are too tbh
9186
9187advjeon
9188this is true
9189they still think I'm civilised
9190
9191advjay
9192IS THAT A NON AMERICAN THING
9193TO SPELL WORDS WITH AN S AND NOT A Z
9194
9195advjeon
9196..........
9197yes
9198we speak English over here
9199
9200advjay
9201im sitting here so confused so many times thinking u just spell things wrong lmaO
9202
9203advjeon
9204BRO
9205
9206advjay
9207heY lets not get testy
9208
9209advjeon
9210but i live to test
9211yeah it's v much an British English thing
9212like colour and
9213uh
9214you get me
9215i ran out of examples
9216
9217advjay
9218center 
9219theater 
9220CIVILIZED 
9221color
9222You non americans are weird
9223
9224advjeon
9225ew theater
9226
9227advjeon
9228im used to center bc html doesn't recognise centre lol
9229
9230advjay
9231recognise .......*shiver* thats so gross
9232
9233advjeon
9234get lost
9235aloominum
9236
9237advjay
9238......
9239What
9240How do you spell aluminum
9241
9242advjeon
9243aluminium
9244
9245advjay
9246thats......dumb
9247non americans, once again, are weird
9248
9249advjeon
9250ur.....dumb
9251
9252advjay
9253With your centimeters and kilograms
9254
9255advjeon
9256ur the 5% of the world who doesn't use the metric system pls
9257
9258advjay
9259you're just the 95%
9260inches and feet make sm sense and pounds
9261
9262advjeon
9263u, liberia and myanmar
9264congrats
9265
9266advjay
9267centimeters are so smol why would one measure height w that
9268
9269advjeon
9270ur so smol
9271inches are tiny what are u saying
9272
9273advjay
9274InChes are bIGgEr than centimeteRs
9275
9276advjeon
9277BY LIKE
92780.3
9279
9280advjay
9281Whose bright idea was it to say "oh let me find the smallest unit of measuring height-- oh centimeters perfect"
9282
9283advjeon
9284%
9285
9286advjay
9287PROBABLY canada's
9288
9289advjeon
9290aw leave canada alone
9291canada didn't elect the host of the apprentic as president
9292
9293advjay
9294!!!!
9295LITERALLY NO ONE IN AMERICA WANTED TRUMP
9296
9297advjay
9298hilary won the popular vote :/
9299
9300advjeon
9301no one in the world
9302
9303advjay
9304But america is racist and made sure that the electoral college is built around who congress wants
9305right ,, no one in the world like lmao i never seen an entire globe so unhappy w another country's president elect
9306
9307advjeon
9308yeah it shook the entire world like even he didn't think he'd win
9309didn't he say it was rigged like a week out from the date
9310
9311advjay
9312Idk
9313I just didnt.care about this election
9314I didnt watch any debates
9315I didnt stay up for voting
9316
9317advjay
9318Like
9319
9320advjeon
9321i don't blame you
9322
9323advjay
9324This was so disappointing
9325
9326advjeon
9327I'll move to myanmar w you
9328they still use feet and inches
9329
9330advjay
9331Guinea republic uses feet and inches etc :)
9332
9333advjeon
9334OK GIRL it's still a silly measurement
9335
9336advjay
9337!! YOURE A SILLY MEASUREMENT
9338
9339advjeon
9340i'm still picturing you shivering every time i write recognise in one of your replies :")
9341
9342advjay
9343doNT YIU DARE
9344
9345advjay
9346PLS USE Z's
9347lmao about replies
9348I been staring at your starter for like an hour
9349
9350advjeon
9351only if u write colour
9352.. .. . .
9353
9354advjay
9355i cant match that genius cheyne
9356
9357advjeon
9358soz 4 longness
9359pfFFFT PLEASE
9360
9361advjay
9362i t is
9363
9364advjeon
9365i got high and wrote whatever came to mind it's not that good
9366
9367advjay
9368Legitamately been staring at it since 10:45
9369Its 12:31 now
9370Im forcing myself to prioritize your replies/starters so a lot rides on you cheyne
9371smh the fate of my other paras rests in ur hands
9372
9373advjeon
9374doNT PUT THAT KIND APRESSURE ON ME
9375just
9376idk
9377cut it i don't mind
9378we still have like 3 hours of driving time to get through aha hah ha
9379ha
9380
9381advjay
9382Its not the length believe me i can match it w sm bullshit lol
9383Im stuck on how they supposed to act
9384WE LITERQLLY PLOTTED THEIR YEARS BEFORE KIDS
9385LIKE we talked about kids
9386Im so stuck going back to friends lol
9387
9388advjeon
9389ok yea that might make this v tricky
9390
9391advjay
9392But i will endure and do this
9393
9394advjeon
9395i believe in u
9396just imagine jimin still denying all them feelings bc jeongguk is a fetus and still blushes at any hint of flirting
9397
9398advjay
9399aishsdnjansd
9400
9401advjay
9402this feels like a throwback
9403
9404advjeon
9405cute right
9406
9407advjay
9408Mildly
9409
9410advjeon
9411joori has no idea what she's in for
9412
9413advjay
9414LMAO what did you say to my poor beb
9415
9416 
9417
9418advjay
9419Apparently jisoo mun and jennie mun telling her how they planned to beat her with bats like she gone leave yall ppl is crazy
9420
9421advjeon
9422...................
9423jesus fuck
9424
9425advjay
9426"Jeongguk screams" lmao she is in for a rude awakening
9427
9428advjay
9429Her big bro getting his ass pounded into
9430
9431advjeon
9432sorry bout ur oppa joori
9433
9434advjay
9435ThAtS hilarious
9436Poor joori
9437Cant go to sleep at night bc of the thump of a headboard in the next room
9438
9439advjeon
9440jeon offered to buy ear plugs for her birthday
9441
9442advjay
9443LmaO
9444
9445advjeon
9446SHE THREATENED TO TURN HIS PS4 INVISIBLE
9447WHAT A SAVAGE
9448
9449advjay
9450sMH
9451
9452advjay
9453wait lol its just invisible
9454Just learn how to work it transparently
9455
9456advjeon
9457what if he can't find it
9458she puts it in the middle of the room and he kicks it
9459breaks his foot
9460
9461advjay
9462go back in time and see what she did
9463
9464advjeon
9465"FUCKIN HELL JOORI"
9466.... tru
9467
9468advjay
9469LmaO they better not come to jimin to tattle on each other i stg
9470
9471advjeon
9472they definitely will
9473
9474advjeon
9475are you kidding
9476jimin is the mom
9477
9478advjay
9479Jimin will ignore the hell outta them lol
9480
9481advjeon
9482yeah that's prob the best option
9483
9484advjay
9485So much chaos and jimin just sitting pretty on the couch reading a book while they in his face
9486
9487advjeon
9488jimin is going to be a master of multitasking. blocking them out and still going about his day
9489
9490 
9491
9492advjay
9493:O
9494
9495advjeon
9496yeah things took a turn
9497
9498advjay
9499Jimin would b more mad Jeongguk basically using him as a just a hole smh "so u dont care for seeing my face... just fucking me huh wow go home"
9500
9501advjay
9502Ye a major turn kmaoans
9503
9504advjeon
9505"nO HYUNG SHE WAS GONNA TURN YOU INVISIBLE-- i can't let her know my weakness that easy :(((("
9506"you know it's not like that jiminie hyung" ... joori just grinning from her high horse
9507
9508advjay
9509lmaO
9510Fr shes so evil
9511
9512advjeon
9513this is gonna be fun
9514both of them telling him to go home
9515
9516advjay
9517"Me and my sis gonna go to dinner u can come iF YOU WANT....."
9518Already excluding him so sad
9519
9520advjeon
9521"no.. that's cool..... I wouldn't wanna intrude... " sitting on the floor w his textbooks and already dying of boredom
9522
9523advjay
9524jimin cant stand anything but happy jeongguk you know this
9525"......................................................baby come pls"
9526
9527advjeon
9528"no it's ok hyung. bring me home ur leftovers or something :(((((("
9529
9530advjay
9531joori just rolling her eyes by the door bc they are a disgusting couple
9532
9533advjeon
9534"oppa im hungry lets GO"
9535theyre so gross
9536
9537advjay
9538"but but ggukie it wont be good warmed up........"
9539when jimin thought he could b grumpy @ his boyf but found out he couldnt
9540
9541advjeon
9542their mini fights would last half a minute tops
9543
9544advjay
9545!!! Tbh
9546
9547advjay
9548(do u know what tbh means 👀)
9549
9550advjeon
9551toast brothel heathens
9552
9553advjay
9554LmAO no
9555to be honest
9556
9557advjeon
9558tbh I have no idea
9559i love fucking with u
9560
9561advjay
9562I hate you so much
9563
9564advjeon
9565don't lie to yourself
9566
9567advjay
9568ThESE arEnt lies these are truths
9569Lmao why did jisoo and joori suddenly get married im outta here
9570
9571advjeon
9572.. ... what
9573jisoo the boy or the girl
9574
9575advjay
9576girl
9577
9578advjeon
9579the one that's supposedly beating her w a bat??
9580
9581advjay
9582LMAO no her sister is
9583This is so messed up
9584
9585advjeon
9586it really is
9587
9588advjay
9589Jisoo is jimin best friend, but jennie is jisoo sister who is posing as jimin's student ta , who is really just trying to kidnap jimin and joori so that she can beat them and then jisoo will comfort joori after that and joori has a crush on jisoo who jimin introduces joori to in the first placw
9590Can Jeongguk and Jimin just move to guam or hawaii or something this is too much
9591
9592advjeon
9593TTHE FUCK
9594
9595advjeon
9596"not hawaii hyung I don't wanna use feet and inches"
9597
9598advjay
9599U asshole
9600
9601advjeon
9602ilu
9603
9604advjay
9605"Whats wrong w feet and inches ggukie ,, very logical measurement system
9606
9607advjeon
9608you just came here for a good time and now people want ur boy dead and you're stuck with me
9609
9610advjay
9611Hon
9612Est
9613Ly
9614And ive been exposed to too much fluff
9615Im outta here
9616
9617advjeon
9618you're the luckiest ever
9619
9620advjay
9621lmao truly tho tbh
9622These are sum great plotz
9623
9624advjeon
9625even if they're fluffier than a sheep???
9626well
9627our one
9628ur others are messed up
9629
9630advjay
9631Fr only ours
9632But ye
9633Even if their lamer than a frog ?
9634
9635advjay
9636Is that how that works
9637Bc lames leap
9638OHHH
9639LAMES ARE PLURAL FOR LAMB
9640
9641advjeon
9642.......................
9643I'm o u t
9644
9645advjay
9646WHAT
9647I just didnt know that :'( until now
9648
9649advjeon
9650you're too much for me
9651i cannot handle
9652
9653advjeon
9654im not lamer than a frog hdu
9655
9656advjay
9657U are lame
9658-r than a frog
9659
9660advjeon
9661rude
9662-r than jeongguk
9663
9664 
9665 
9666 
9667
9668 
9669HE'S SO CUTE FUCK
9670
9671advjay
9672His eyes are so wide lmaoo
9673
9674advjeon
9675he'd be such a deer in headlights when jimin catches him doing smth embarrassing
9676
9677advjay
9678!!!!! I hope jimin catches him a lot
9679"..............ggukie what are you ...doing?"
9680
9681advjeon
9682"I-...it's not what it looks like I swear" and he's all doe eyed and slack jawed, shoving jimin's clothes back into his drawer
9683jimin gone so long that jeongguk was just checking he still remembers what jimin smells like....  or smth creepy
9684
9685advjay
9686!!!!
9687That is so fUNNY
9688"lol ggukie were you sniffin my clothes"
9689"Youre sucha creep. Lucky you're gorgeous"
9690
9691advjeon
9692"i just missed you okay!!" and he throws himself at jimin and breathes him in. "yep, you still stink"
969312/06/2016
9694
9695advjay
9696I suckp
9697How long has it been
9698
9699advjeon
970088 years
9701
9702advjay
9703I m apologies
9704
9705advjeon
9706for what
9707oh the reply
9708
9709advjay
9710Lmao hour 46 of staring at your starter
9711
9712advjeon
9713don't rush it okay
9714
9715advjay
9716Sorry for falling asleep
9717
9718advjeon
9719it's*
9720lmao what whY that's normal
9721
9722advjay
9723Ye for normal ppl
9724Im immortal
9725
9726advjeon
9727but fluff is ur one weakness
972812/06/2016
9729
9730advjay
9731Nah its ur weakness but u bestow it unpon me
9732
9733advjeon
9734don't deny it you live for that shit
973512/06/2016
9736
9737advjay
9738Lmao this is so tue
9739CHEYNE I KEEP FALLING ASLEEP
9740AND NOT MEANING TO THIS GOTTA STOP
974112/06/2016
9742
9743advjeon
9744sounds like you need some good ol caffeine
9745or idk a decent nights sleep
9746
9747advjay
9748lmao this is tru
9749i didn't go to neither job today i called off reasonless
9750why am i such a mess
9751
9752advjeon
9753that's prob for the best if you didn't get enough sleep though
9754my boss just texted me ten minutes ago to change my shift for today
9755my boss just texted me ten minutes ago to change my shift for today
9756kill me now
9757
9758advjay
9759lmao change it to what
9760
9761advjay
9762how about organized kidnap
9763
9764advjeon
9765a night shift :(
9766smart ass
9767
9768advjay
9769yikes
9770my ass has no brain i'm sorry
9771
9772advjeon
9773wow
9774well I'm
9775not calling u smart brain
9776
9777advjay
9778lmao
9779so you gotta go to work at night>
9780
9781advjeon
9782i guess idk
9783lame ass hasn't texted back w what time
9784
9785advjay
9786probably should figure that out
9787only matters a lil
9788
9789advjeon
9790prob
9791
9792advjay
9793his ass isn't a lamb you gotta stop
9794
9795advjeon
9796why can't i just sleep forever
9797everyone is a lamb to me
9798
9799advjay
9800that's bad for you
9801i have a whopping few paragraphs for our para :)
9802
9803advjay
9804but there's no basis to it yet so i still have to truck along
9805
9806advjeon
9807omg
9808progress!!!!!!
9809I'm so proud of u
9810
9811advjay
9812wow i feel the luv
9813
9814advjeon
9815yea that probably sounded real sarcastic
9816given my track record
9817but I'm happy!!!
9818always genuine about jikook
9819almost always
9820
9821advjay
9822i  was serious i felt the pride
9823
9824advjeon
9825ok good
9826
9827advjay
9828you should sleep tho since u have night work
9829
9830advjeon
9831glad we cleared that up
9832nAH
9833
9834advjay
9835lmao this aggressive refusal
9836
9837advjeon
9838u just gotta be aggressive sometimes
9839
9840advjay
9841lmao true
9842i gotta do this painting for my jobaroo
9843it's not going well
9844
9845advjeon
9846aW YOU'RE PAINTING that's very cool
9847I mean shame it isn't going well
9848but I have nothing but faith in u
9849as you can prob tell by now
9850
9851advjay
9852idk why i'm a grade a failure
9853
9854advjeon
9855shit i bet on the wrong race horse
9856
9857advjay
9858!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9859wHy did di laUFH so hard
9860!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9861why am i a horse
9862
9863advjeon
9864ahhagab
9865would you prefer greyhound
9866
9867advjay
9868like the bus
9869do yall have grayhounds in austrailia
9870
9871advjeon
9872i can pick-
9873no dammit like the dog
9874nah we have normal buses
9875
9876advjay
9877hey hey hey lets not get testy
9878
9879advjeon
9880i love it when u say that
9881
9882advjay
9883WE HAVE NORMAL BUSES but the travel bus company thing is called grayhound
9884
9885advjay
9886that sounded...kinky
9887
9888advjeon
9889ew grAy
9890... shut up how bout I love silence
9891how kinky is that hUH
9892
9893advjay
9894why do u love when i say lets not get testy  i'm tryna defuse animosity ,, you'
9895you're over here getting off to my words smh
9896EW grey
9897where does the E come from
9898
9899advjeon
9900...  .. ..
9901I came here for a good time and I'm feeling sO attacked rn
9902
9903advjeon
9904IDK England
9905
9906advjay
9907last time i check A made that "aye" sound so non americans can't even follow their own rules smh
9908
9909advjeon
9910binch how do you say HEY then
9911heeeeee
9912u Canadian
9913
9914advjay
9915LMAO binch i'm deAD
9916i'm...far from canadian. they are the most irrelevant country and it's right above america
9917who even lives in canada
9918
9919advjeon
9920i feel the real b word is too rude over a language barrier argument
9921i would live in Canada if it wasn't so fucking cold
9922
9923advjay
9924i love cold so much
9925i literally cover my vent so the heat doesn't come thru
9926
9927advjeon
9928... .. savage ice queen
9929
9930advjay
9931how can one ......enjoy heat
9932
9933advjeon
9934I see why the lack of beaches near St Louis hasn't upset you
9935
9936advjay
9937it's slightly upsetting..
9938always wanted to go to a beach :/
9939
9940advjeon
9941there's hope for you yet young one
9942
9943advjay
9944..........im older.... :/
9945
9946advjeon
9947yeah but........let me have this
9948
9949advjay
9950ofc not :)
9951
9952advjeon
9953:"(
9954see if I make the next reply any easier for ur ass
9955https://www.instagram.com/p/BNr2jmYDM9r/
9956
9957advjay
9958!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u meanie
9959
9960advjeon
9961what a cutie ugh
9962!!!!!!! ofc :)
9963
9964advjay
9965ah hes sooooooo cute
9966
9967advjay
9968shane why is this so hard
9969
9970advjay
9971NO
9972
9973advjay
9974THE PARAGRAPHS THAT I WROTE DELETED OR SOMETHING
9975i'm gonna kms
9976
9977advjeon
9978...... the world is against u it seems
9979do you remember what you wrote??!!!!!?!?
9980
9981advjay
9982DO I REMEMBNER ANYTHING
9983DO I REMEMBNER ANYTHING
9984
9985advjeon
9986it was worth a shot....
9987
9988advjay
9989im in tears
9990i drowned
9991are u gonna come to my funeral
9992
9993advjeon
9994I'll give the best speech ever
9995
9996advjay
9997i was nothing but great to you
999812/06/2016
9999
10000advjay
10001lmaooo why did tae mun just tell me they were lowkey hoping tae would end up with jimin or jeongguk like romantically
10002thats.....so sad
1000312/06/2016
10004
10005advjeon
10006....
10007...
10008.
10009
10010
10011..
10012
10013
10014.
10015they asked another mun to get tae with their character too
10016I even thought of a genuinely interesting plot with them too gdi
10017
10018advjay
10019lmao what the heck
10020i'm?
10021
10022advjeon
10023guess they weren't kidding about wanting 95z
10024
10025advjay
10026lmAo
10027they said "i'm embarrassed rip" bc i said jikook is basically end gam
10028game
10029
10030advjeon
10031poor tae
10032just accepted and already lonely
10033
10034advjay
10035but i tried to give them some leverage don't kill me jk but i was like "they technically not together right now so i see some room for some non platonic-ness between vmin but like it would b like...short lived"
10036
10037advjeon
10038o m g
10039
10040advjay
10041plus they wanted tae to be one of jimin's old students bc tae is 20, and i'm like omf jimin can't be like this
10042
10043advjeon
10044👀
10045
10046advjay
10047LISRTEN I FELT BAD
10048
10049advjeon
10050jeon is gonna rob this kid blind
10051yeah jimin and these younguns
10052
10053advjay
10054BECAUSE THEY WERE GOING ON AND ON ABOUT BEING EMBARRASSED AND I DIDN'T WANT THEM TO KEEP TELLING ME THEY WERE EMBARRASSED BC THEY WANTED A NON PLATONIC PLOT OK
10055i'm as soft as jimin is with unhappy people
10056i just wanna make ppl happy alright
10057
10058advjeon
10059you're cute
10060let me know if they're shit at smutting
10061
10062advjay
10063i feel like i'd be cheating
10064i feel like an adulterer
10065
10066advjeon
10067well
10068
10069advjay
10070shane pls
10071
10072advjeon
10073jimin's already gonna get it with a 20 y/o
10074and his darling dear sister enlightened me
10075
10076advjay
10077.........................
10078
10079advjeon
10080by correcting me when I said it was 6 years difference
10081lol jasmine just
100827*
10083
10084advjay
10085lmaoooo
10086she corrected the 6 to a 7?
10087.....well its true
10088
10089advjeon
10090"so she rly does have reason to tell jeongguk to go home"
10091
10092advjay
10093my tears are falling
10094
10095advjeon
10096yeah so if anything, jeon should be scared jimin isn't getting out their and getting ass his own age
10097or
10098getting dick
10099before settling down
10100
10101advjay
10102l i s t e n
10103
10104advjeon
10105istg call me shane again
10106
10107advjay
10108you're.........so..........late
10109
10110advjeon
10111fight me
10112
10113advjay
10114we are technically fighting rn
10115
10116advjeon
10117are we
10118I mean yeah
10119
10120advjay
10121......goddamn it yoongi mun posted the starter for jimin i literally am gonna eject from this group this is too much
10122ACTUALLY
10123
10124advjeon
10125suck it
10126
10127advjay
10128ACTUALLY.
10129
10130advjeon
10131take our love and speed
10132
10133advjay
10134what did u plan w taekook huh
10135tae mun said either or
10136
10137advjay
10138how do i know jeongguk really did wanna wham bam thank you mam kids his age before he settled w an old man
10139
10140advjeon
10141jeon was gonna bust one of his poker games 😒
10142ty for ur faith
10143messiah
10144
10145advjay
10146yes dat me
10147
10148advjeon
10149so congrats on ur wam baming
10150🎉🎉🎉
10151
10152advjay
10153i'm
10154not gonna do it
10155my conscious won't allow it
10156
10157advjeon
10158jeon to his boss https://www.instagram.com/p/BNsWnT8Aki2/
10159
10160advjay
10161and i told jasmine and she was like "why is jimin a cougar hoe"
10162
10163advjeon
10164NAH I'M KIDDING DO IT IT'LL BE FUN FOR
10165BOTH OF US
10166hajskanNqjjajaJAJAHA
10167I luv her already
10168
10169advjay
10170LMAO iT'S not GOOD FOR THE BABY
10171get ouuuuuuta her
10172here*
10173how will it be fun for both of us
10174
10175advjay
10176jimin lowkey cheating on jeongguk, my conscious is ruined and well idk about u
10177
10178advjeon
10179i
10180think mine went missing since birth
10181
10182advjay
10183ur conscious?
10184same
10185
10186advjeon
10187he's not cheating if they're not together rn?? i mean jeons not expecting jimin to stay celibate until he's okay with getting in his lil bambino's pants
10188
10189advjeon
10190idk I'm just saying I don't mind, but you mind so don't do it
10191breathe
10192
10193advjay
10194bambino's
10195lil bambino's
10196
10197advjeon
10198is that cute or just straight up mockery
10199I can't tell
10200
10201advjay
10202both
10203
10204 
10205I need to crop that asap
10206
10207advjay
10208lmAo that chILD
10209would fumble w a gun
10210
10211advjeon
10212"shit how do I take the safety off again....  ..."
10213
10214advjay
10215"..........put the gun down babe..."
10216
10217advjeon
10218"but it makes me feel powerful :"("
10219
10220advjay
10221"there's no power in not knowing how to turn off a safety you dummy"
10222in other news,, a reply was produced
10223and very lame and abruptly ended and doesn't match your length but when you've been staring at something for a day...
10224
10225advjeon
10226shush I'm still grateful to write with you
10227omG you posted it!!! brb dying
10228
10229advjay
10230lmao i said it was produced
10231I FORGOT TO HAVE JIMIN'S INNER THOUGHTS MENTIONED
10232dammit
10233it'll b there next reply
10234
10235advjeon
10236yeah produced not published I'm not ready
10237
10238advjeon
10239....
10240nineteen if we're technical
10241wow
10242
10243advjay
10244luv u googie
10245
10246advjeon
10247... .. and he's never driving
10248this fetus
10249poor neglected fetus
10250
10251advjay
10252jimin values every part of his bodu
10253body
10254and his life
10255
10256advjeon
10257THAT WAS CUTE AW YOU DON'T GIVE YOURSELF ENOUGH CREDIT
10258bodu
10259and what a hot bodu it is
10260
10261advjay
10262..........................................................................
10263ihope the hate i fELT
10264lmao keep an eye out for jimin and yoongi's thread the visualization is hilarious. jimin finna start screaming and crying and hitting yoongi w his lil fists
10265idk why i find it so funny but i do
10266
10267advjeon
10268....whoa
10269that's not where i imagined that going
10270with his lil fists aW
10271
10272advjay
10273lmao ye
10274it's hilarious to me
1027512/07/2016
10276
10277 
10278Look how cute
1027912/07/2016
10280
10281advjeon
10282aW they're so precious
10283and jeongguk looks broad af in that sweater
10284
10285advjay
10286He really does
10287Lmao his shoulders from one end of the pic to the other
10288
10289advjeon
10290he'd make such a good pillow for jimin
10291
10292advjay
10293lol he does
10294
10295advjay
10296Been sittin in ma car since 2:18 and its 3:08 in front of my job bc i dont have to go in until 4
10297Ask me why i came so early idk
10298
10299advjeon
10300.... whoa you must be bo r e d
10301
10302advjay
10303Im beyond bored
10304and cold af bc i dont have the air on
10305
10306advjeon
10307you poor ice queen
10308why do you do this to yourself lmao
10309
10310advjay
10311I like pain :)
10312
10313advjeon
10314i can tell :)
10315
10316advjay
10317Also called off that plot w tae mun
10318
10319advjay
10320For a # of reasons
10321
10322advjeon
10323aw how'd he take it
10324was he super embarrassed again
10325
10326advjay
10327lmao theres no other way to take it other than acceptance
10328
10329advjeon
10330what a trooper
10331
10332advjay
10333they was like "i dont want any hard feelings between our 3 muses anyways" and im just like lmao okey
10334
10335advjeon
10336oh yeah oh god hakyeon
10337
10338advjay
10339No they meant between googie jimin and tae
10340
10341advjeon
10342oH well pssh I'm not gonna have hard feelings, he never tried anything w me
10343
10344advjay
10345Ig bc googie w jimin eventually??? Idk it made no sense
10346
10347advjay
10348But i was cool that they made logical excuses for themselves
10349I didnt want to
10350
10351advjeon
10352yeah he prob didn't want jeon hating on take bc he got there first
10353taE*
10354
10355advjay
10356Take
10357Takehyung
10358
10359advjeon
10360shut ur face
10361
10362advjay
10363Lmaooo
10364
10365advjeon
10366why am I even awake
10367
10368advjay
10369But ye. Im glad this lil sitch has passed so much uneeded stress
10370
10371advjay
10372Its 8 am right
10373
10374advjeon
10375proud of u
10376yeah
10377I didn't go to sleep until smth crazy like 3 or 4
10378
10379advjay
103804 wot
10381
10382advjeon
10383wot
10384
10385advjay
10386Lmao is it weird i got a feel for when u wake up & get off work
10387
10388advjeon
10389you know me so well :")
10390
10391advjay
10392I feel.....creepy
10393
10394advjeon
10395das cause you are....... creepy
10396
10397advjay
10398You get off around 3 dont cha
10399
10400advjeon
10401jk you're just messiah
10402today?? nah no work today
10403I'm just awake cause I love life apparently
10404
10405advjay
10406Lmao im rEALLY NOT i just pay attention to when u mssg me back then leave for hours and come back around a certain time. ://////// i just notice okay
10407LmAo u should love life buddy
10408Its glorious when its not shitty
10409
10410advjeon
10411aw you care 💕
10412what unexpected optimism
10413
10414advjay
10415Dont b ......mushy :/
10416
10417advjeon
10418says the one loving glorious life
10419
10420advjay
10421Can u get outta here
10422
10423advjeon
10424sorry buddy you're stuck w me
10425for another half hour at least
10426
10427advjay
10428Aish thiS kid
10429
10430advjeon
10431one year younger and im a kID
10432
10433advjay
10434Lol i gotta go in in a half hour
10435
10436advjeon
10437exactly
10438
10439advjay
10440Oh... i thought u were saying u had to go somewhere or smth whoopz
10441When will i b smart
10442
10443advjeon
10444honestly I'm prob falling asleep as soon as you stop replying
10445one eye refuses to open yet
10446
10447advjay
10448LmaaO just go to sleep u weirdo
10449
10450advjeon
10451and let you freeze in ur tundra car no thx
10452gotta supervise ur ass
10453
10454advjay
10455aw you care 💕
10456
10457advjeon
10458eW
10459I'm gonna call u mash potato
10460
10461advjay
10462My toes feel like ice cubes tbh
10463!!! listen shane
10464
10465advjeon
10466put the heater on dammit
10467:(
10468mezzia
10469
10470advjay
10471I like pAIN DID u thiNK i waS kiddinh
10472
10473advjeon
10474u kinky lil shit
10475
10476advjay
10477"I love it when you say that"
10478
10479advjeon
10480I'm gonna file a restraining order
10481
10482advjay
10483well considering we live like two oceans apart
10484
10485advjeon
10486u must be 20000kms away at all times
10487I mean miles
10488
10489advjeon
10490don't yell
10491
10492advjay
10493you kno me so well
10494Was literally about to say "! IDK WHAT KMS ARE"
10495
10496advjeon
10497i just notice okay ://///
10498REALLY
10499never leave America
10500
10501advjay
10502YES
10503lmao i want to so bad
10504OH is it kilometers
10505PSssh i know that
10506
10507advjeon
10508you're gonna learn to love centimeters
10509YOU GOT IT
10510
10511advjay
10512We use those :)
10513
10514advjeon
10515what whoa
10516what an unexpected turn of events
10517
10518advjay
10519But only for like long distances
10520/really/ long distances
10521
10522advjeon
10523but aren't miles..... longer.... than kms
10524
10525advjay
10526No????
10527
10528advjeon
10529YEAH THEY ARE
10530
10531 
10532so :///////
10533
10534advjeon
10535yeah....
10536so 1 mile
10537is the equivalent to a full kilometer
10538plus a Lil excess
10539therefore a mile
10540is longer
10541so ://////
10542
10543advjay
10544??? Where is your logic
10545
10546advjay
10547Im looking thru all my drawers, my glove compartment
10548
10549advjeon
10550in my head idk maybe I should go back to sleep
10551
10552advjay
10553I cant find it
10554
10555advjeon
10556I'm getting dumber every second I spend awake
10557
10558advjay
10559I tried to get you to
10560go to sleep
10561
10562advjeon
10563go to work
10564
10565advjay
10566but u worried abt my ice toes
10567
10568advjeon
10569looking in your glove compartment gdi you shady
10570yeah I worry about your ice toes you heat fearing heathen
10571
10572advjay
10573i haTE heAT
10574I told u what i do to my room didnt i
10575
10576advjeon
10577block the vent so u live in Antarctica???
10578
10579advjay
10580yes :)
10581
10582advjeon
10583I bet you don't even sleep with a blanket
10584
10585advjay
10586chill helps me think
10587i dO SLEEP WITH A BLANKET im not that savage
10588
10589advjeon
10590just toss around all night cold af
10591
10592advjay
10593lmao one winter tho, i opened the window in the middle of winter while it was snowing and i put a fan in the window, my walls legit had frost on them
10594
10595advjeon
10596.... and a fan
10597
10598advjeon
10599the cold winter air wasn't enough to chill u out
10600
10601advjay
10602My fan is always on
10603
10604advjeon
10605you scared me sometimes
10606scare
10607
10608advjay
10609Like i only use it for the sound bc i get annoyed when its not on p
10610bc im scurry ;)
10611
10612advjeon
10613????
10614I just keep getting more worried
10615
10616advjay
10617i wont lie im a little weird
10618
10619advjeon
10620you don't like silence either
10621
10622advjay
10623I do like silence...but with the hum of my fan :)
10624
10625advjeon
10626ahahhaahsjejekejs
10627not the same and you know it u scurry thing
10628
10629advjay
10630lmao
10631you prob got the heat on plus a space heater plus three blankets plus a heated blanket
10632Id die 12 times
10633
10634advjeon
10635I actually used to have an elec blanket on all the time
10636I broke it and cried a lil inside
10637
10638advjeon
10639lmao i can tell you're gonna hate already but you know how you call them comforters
10640oh wait you have with
10641
10642advjeon
10643work
10644have fUN
10645
10646advjay
10647Lmao what do you call comforters
10648My boss is late what a sorpresa
10649
10650advjeon
10651sorpresa
10652that's a new one
10653we call them doonas :")
10654
10655advjay
10656..........
10657so um this rp has been great but i gotta go
10658
10659advjeon
10660aAhhahahhqha
10661
10662advjeon
10663nice try
10664
10665advjay
10666DOONAS
10667
10668 
10669I'm living for the husky one
10670
10671advjay
10672....we're so incompatible
10673i hate pets, you love them, you call comforters doonas, i love the cold, you dont
10674Next im gonna find out you're a murderer
10675
10676advjeon
10677you, speaking random spanish and me, speaking some broken ass English
10678well
10679about that
10680
10681advjeon
10682at least it's not serial right
10683
10684advjay
10685.......
10686So its been great in this rp
10687
10688advjeon
10689aw don't be like that it was an accident :(
10690ok I'm gonna sTOP
10691
10692advjay
10693And im scary
10694
10695advjeon
10696we have smth in common!!!!!
10697
10698advjay
10699Austrailians prob have innovative ways to kill with big ass spiders and all
10700
10701advjeon
10702... we can't command spiders
10703like some creepy attack dog lmao
10704
10705advjay
10706Do alligators just be poppin in ur backyard
10707
10708advjeon
10709probably some backyards I guess
10710but I live in the city
10711
10712advjay
10713yep i cant do austrailia
10714
10715advjeon
10716but rabbits and kangaroos are like everywhere
10717did you see that video
10718of a man hooking a kangaroo
10719
10720advjay
10721!!!! IW ANNA SEE A KANGAROO
10722
10723advjeon
10724in the face
10725
10726advjay
10727Smh why
10728
10729advjeon
10730it was to save his dog or smth but it looked so funny!!!!
10731
10732advjay
10733Murica dont got no kangaroos
10734
10735advjeon
10736yeah you have bears and shit
10737
10738advjay
10739.......do u not have bears in austrailia
10740
10741advjeon
10742nope
10743
10744advjay
10745??? Why
10746
10747advjeon
10748koala bears and shit but I've never ever seen a bear
10749
10750advjay
10751Well ive seen one in the zoo
10752
10753advjeon
10754I woulda hoped so
10755I'd be even more worried if I knew you were wrestling with bears up close
10756
10757advjay
10758lmao in like upper states they probably do
10759
10760advjeon
10761those people would make A+ Australians
10762
10763advjay
10764:/ id make a nice british person
10765Its always cold and muggy up there
10766
10767advjeon
10768and instead of scary animals to look out for
10769you just have.... idk diseases and shit
10770
10771advjay
10772Lmao go to sleep
10773youre weird when ur in limbo
10774
10775advjeon
10776does that mean I'm normal fully conscious?
10777
10778advjay
10779No youre just less delirious when ur awake
10780
10781advjay
10782Lmao
10783
10784advjeon
10785I used to be so good at sleeping
10786
10787advjay
10788who did this to you
10789
10790advjeon
10791now I'm a weak ass
10792
10793advjay
10794smh
10795ill cut it up for you
10796what ruined you
10797
10798advjeon
10799actually I think is just cause I had instant noodles before bed
10800what ruined me lmao
10801Good question
10802
10803advjay
10804why does noodles disturb ur sleep sched
10805
10806advjeon
10807isn't there like 101 bad things about eating crappy food right before bed
10808gives you bad sleep juju
10809
10810advjay
10811lmao well my sleep sched should b horrible
10812I always eat the worse right before bed
10813
10814advjeon
10815what do you mean should b
10816
10817advjay
10818......fair point
10819
10820advjeon
10821lmao
10822
10823advjay
10824my boss just arrived ,, sigh
10825text me when you're sober
10826
10827advjeon
10828yes ma'am
10829try not to murder anyone!! :)
1083012/07/2016
10831
10832advjay
10833Youre the murderer :/
10834But i is off
10835
10836advjay
10837My friend weirdly informed me that some men are able to self lubricate like fr wet wet like a woman would but in the ass. She was like there was a lot of men not even gay that was like when they get aroused they get really wet down there. Lmao ofc it went straight to jimin.
10838I literally imagined "hyung,, did you prep yourself before I got here??" "No???" "Then....how are you....." "??????????"
10839Thats been my day at work
1084012/07/2016
10841
10842advjeon
10843w h a t
10844I thought that was just some fantasy shit in weird fanfics??? that's so strange
10845
10846advjay
10847Honestly. I didnt believe her but there was...lotz of testimonies
10848
10849advjeon
10850jeongguk's reaction would be so intrigued... and a lil bit of inexperienced worry.
10851
10852advjay
10853Lmao u always wake up to the weirdest shit from me
10854
10855advjeon
10856oh God tell me you didn't google it lmao
10857RIGHT
10858
10859advjay
10860I had to google it :/
10861
10862advjeon
10863your poor eyes
10864
10865advjay
10866jimins response would b horror and confusion :/
10867
10868advjeon
10869why horror lmao
10870
10871advjay
10872Bc hes producing self lube as a man ,, no biggie
10873
10874advjeon
10875imagine how much they'd save on not buying live
10876
10877advjeon
10878lube
10879
10880advjay
10881Confusion and horror go hand in hand
10882Live
10883Buying live what
10884
10885advjeon
10886in the butt haHaha
10887MEZZIA ISTG
10888
10889advjay
10890I cant imagine them getting concert tix alot :/
10891Mezzia... go back to sleep
10892
10893advjeon
10894>:(
10895go back to work
10896
10897advjay
10898Sure if u want me to hang around a dark empty building
10899:/
10900
10901advjeon
10902... . . it'll prob be your ideal temperature
10903
10904advjay
10905Thats....... pretty true
10906
10907advjay
10908Lmao i told jas about if jimin self lubed and she was like "lol imagine jimin spreading his asscheeks in the mirror like 'wtfffffffffffffffff'"
10909
10910advjeon
10911OH GOD JASMINE WHY HAHGZHZJAJHAH
10912"hyung relax its normal I swear!!! look there's lotz of testimonies"
10913
10914advjay
10915shes grosser than me im tellin u
10916
10917advjeon
10918that's.....impressive
10919
10920advjay
10921"...........pls i need to process this. im p sure u did this to me somehow someway"
10922
10923advjeon
10924"i made ur butt wet???¿¿¿"
10925
10926advjay
10927"well.......technically.......you literally.......made it ........happen"
10928
10929advjeon
10930"why.. is that a bad thing....? and why aren't we...... testing it out??"
10931you american sausage lmao
10932
10933advjay
10934"bECAUSE!!!! whAT IF My InsIdes aRe fallLING apArT"
10935She always calls me that
10936She my aussie kangaroo
10937We cute
10938
10939advjeon
10940:O
10941traitor
10942
10943advjay
10944We created that so long ago u binch
10945
10946advjeon
10947and i created jeongguk's commitment issues long ago but look at them now
10948poOF they gone
10949
10950advjay
10951Should i be offended
10952idk which way ur going w it
10953
10954advjeon
10955"do you feel sick??? :"( should i take you to a doctor?? :/"
10956
10957advjay
10958So ill take the offended route
10959!!!!!!!!!!
10960
10961advjeon
10962yeah me neither idk where i was going
10963
10964advjay
10965Sober up pls
10966
10967advjeon
10968im sober I swear!!!!!!
10969
10970advjay
10971Right before u sleep and right after u awaken
10972Ur mind is lost
10973
10974advjeon
10975ur face is lost
10976
10977advjay
10978"No...i dont feel sick but i shouldnt b lubin' myself"
10979Lubin myself i had to
10980
10981advjeon
10982thx for that
10983much appreciated
10984
10985advjay
10986No problem. Ill give u weird quotes even if u dont ask
10987
10988advjeon
10989i don't doubt that for a second
10990
10991advjeon
10992poor jimin
10993no idea what's wrong with him, thinks he's dying from the inside
10994
10995advjay
10996Fr
1099799% sure its jk fault
10998Always blame jk when in doubt
10999
11000advjeon
11001"how is it my fault!! do we do it too much? is it cause i hadn't slept with a guy before???" crossed arms and pouty but 100% worried
11002
11003advjay
11004"......wait i took ur gay virginity??????👀👀👀" 👀👀👀👀👀👀
11005
11006advjeon
11007blinks dumbly "i um. .. ... . you didn't know?"
11008
11009advjay
11010"no.....im ur first boyfriend????? aWWW GGUKIE" queue things taking a turn for the most fluffiest hug w jimin's jiggling ass and both their dicks prob limp now lmao
11011
11012advjeon
11013how does one fluffy hug w a jiggling ass
11014
11015advjeon
11016but jk's glad he's come around to the whole
11017"self lubin' thing"
11018
11019advjay
11020he hasnt he just got distracted bc thats sweet
11021mezzia didnt know either lmao
11022
11023advjeon
11024imagine jeongguk just grinning at him after when they're tired and cuddling "you really didn't know? so i wasn't terrible our first time??"
11025
11026advjay
11027"I thought the fumbling & nervousness was just u being a weirdo :/"
11028
11029advjeon
11030good ol jimin
11031wiping the grin off his face real fast
11032
11033advjay
11034lmaoAosb always
11035
11036advjay
11037"......what made you go for me then? If you've never been with another guy before? Why, well, me?"
11038
11039advjeon
11040cue jeongguk's face dropping and swallowing nervously before he reaches for jimin's hand to focus on "because you're.... you. it's kinda hard to ignore a crush when it gets so big it starts actually crushing you."
11041
11042advjay
11043awww
11044
11045advjay
11046Cue Jimin neARLY tearing up, and using his other hand to cup jeon's face and be like "why are you so freakin' sweet???"
11047
11048advjeon
11049he's such a sucker for jeongguk talkin about his feelings huh
11050
11051advjay
11052he really really is
11053
11054advjeon
11055"why'd you go for me then?? this handsome fumbling nervous mess?"
11056leaning into jimin's hand with genuine curiosity all across his face
11057
11058advjay
11059jimin would smile hella soft at jk lame ass "same reasons i guess..you're you. nerdy, young, bratty you. it took me a long time to make myself realize I didnt just want you around tho, I wanted you in all the ways i could possibly have you."
11060"That...kinda scared me. You're so young."
11061
11062advjeon
11063they're so fluffy im gonNA DIE
11064
11065advjay
11066what. is. new?¿
11067
11068advjeon
11069"and now? are you still scared?" while he plays with jimin's fingers to alleviate the nervousness
11070
11071advjay
11072"No. not at all. Allowing myself to love you made me unafraid to completely give myself to you. Cant believe i made myself wait so long."
11073when will this fluff end
11074I hate it
11075
11076advjeon
11077AW what a sweetie
11078jeongguk's so lucky ♡
11079ok done
11080u can go back to hiding in a cave of angst
11081
11082advjay
11083:/ :(
11084
11085advjay
11086i hate that i love fluff
11087look what u did to me
11088
11089advjeon
11090i regret nothing
11091i'm so proud :")
11092
11093 
11094When will these mysterious ass new members stop
11095well not new members, old members being creeps lmao
11096
11097advjeon
11098it's hari lmao
11099
11100advjay
11101And i should slice u in half
11102
11103advjeon
11104new phone who dis lmAO
11105
11106advjeon
11107u can try
11108
11109advjay
11110I did not know it was hari at the time
11111
11112advjeon
11113i can see that
11114
11115advjay
11116hey hey lets not get testy
11117how does everyone just know whose who
11118
11119 
11120i think the veterans here have like 3-4 characters each
11121
11122advjay
11123......................new phone who dis
11124!!!!!!! THEY DO
11125Idk how they doing it
11126
11127advjay
11128i can barely scrape by with 1
11129
11130advjeon
11131crazy people istg
11132samesies
11133
11134advjay
11135my dad joined
11136
11137advjeon
11138um
11139
11140advjay
11141Lmaoo i forgot not everyone knows dat joke
11142I intensely call gd my dad
11143
11144advjeon
11145ur dad is a dog
11146
11147advjay
11148!!
11149lets not get testy he sexy affff
11150
11151advjay
11152like wow
11153
11154advjeon
11155he prob self lubricates too!!!!!!
11156
11157advjay
11158lmAo
11159how do u figure
11160u weirdo
11161
11162advjeon
11163idk dogs have weird internal organs
11164
11165advjay
11166dis tru
11167but im willing to look over this odd dog physiology
11168bc jidee the light of my life
11169
11170advjeon
11171and i'm the weirdo¿¿¿??
11172
11173advjay
11174definitely
11175you enjoy fluff. never trust someone like that
11176
11177advjeon
11178... ... .. ..... . rude
11179fluff is healthy thank u
11180fluff is happiness how is that bad >:C
1118112/08/2016
11182
11183advjay
11184:/
11185Its the devils pass time
1118612/08/2016
11187
11188advjeon
11189i'm so sorry jimin lmao
11190https://www.instagram.com/p/BNvTEtVDlJH/
1119112/08/2016
11192
11193advjay
11194Why..has he lost his mind
11195
11196advjeon
11197he's a chicken
11198🐔
11199
11200advjay
11201No hes a weirdo
11202
11203advjeon
11204that too
11205
11206advjay
11207Lol theres a namjoon
11208Who knew
11209
11210advjeon
11211not you lmao
11212did you follow the masterlist
11213
11214advjay
11215Listen i just rose from the ded ok
11216Lmao no
11217
11218advjeon
11219zombie gzuz
11220
11221advjay
11222Lmao i gtg
11223zombie gzuz
11224
11225advjeon
11226have fun
11227
11228advjay
11229My shoulder feels like it was bit off
11230
11231advjeon
11232did you sleep in a weird position
11233wait bit off by what
11234are you okay
11235
11236advjay
11237I think i slept like on my wall just now
11238smh
11239
11240advjeon
11241... are you a bug
11242
11243advjay
11244Lmao sometimes
11245moth physiology
11246
11247advjeon
11248HHHAHSHDKAKJA stop
11249
11250advjay
11251lmao i feel a lil delirious but its wearing off
11252
11253advjeon
11254aw you have a delirious phase too
11255is your shoulder okay tho
11256
11257advjay
11258Ye i literally like slept against the wall
11259Itll stop hurting at some point lmao
11260
11261advjeon
11262why........
11263
11264advjay
11265Lmao not like i try to
11266
11267advjeon
11268oh okay I thought you purposely fell asleep sitting up or smth
11269
11270advjay
11271Nah like my neck and stuff against the wall idk how to explain it
11272But lol you know how u was like u feel bad when u didnt pay someones first muse any attention
11273Its even worse when they tried to plot w they first muse and you just didnt mssg back :/
11274And they even rmr ur name :/
11275
11276advjeon
11277oh god which poor soul this time
11278
11279advjay
11280coen's mun???
11281who even is coen
11282
11283advjeon
11284i
11285
11286advjeon
11287no idea
11288she called me jeon though
11289
11290advjay
11291lmAo
11292well its in ur url she betta not have gotten it wrong
11293
11294advjeon
11295gold star for her
11296
11297advjay
11298Lmao fr
11299Idk how these people continue to acquire more muses but
11300
11301advjeon
11302they have A+ organisational skillz
11303
11304advjay
11305Apparently
11306
11307advjay
11308Did i reply
11309
11310advjay
11311....?
11312
11313advjeon
11314to what
11315
11316advjay
11317The para
11318
11319advjeon
11320yes
11321
11322advjay
11323okay damn
11324
11325advjeon
11326did u want your reply express shipping to u
11327
11328 
11329
11330advjeon
11331I LOVE HIM
11332
11333advjay
11334hes a weirdo and you're lame
11335
11336advjeon
11337thx love u2
11338
11339 
11340lol why is his lower stomach so attractive
11341
11342advjeon
11343good lord
11344
11345advjay
11346same
11347
11348advjay
11349Segsi as heck
11350
11351advjeon
11352he probably only sleeps in like low riding sweats as well
11353
11354advjay
11355Nobody likes the heat
11356Lmao what even is jeon body type
11357does he even exercise or only his thumbs
11358
11359advjeon
11360idk I'm gonna say he does because jeon muscle pig is my favorite
11361
11362advjay
11363Same
11364Have u seen the new pics
11365 
11366
11367advjeon
11368..... kill me I'm ready
11369
11370 
11371Deybso nice
11372
11373advjeon
11374AW THAT FIRST ONE IS LIKE JIMIN'S KISSY FACE POSE
11375damn yoongi
11376
11377advjay
11378Damn all of tejm
11379Jimin looks hella college-y
11380
11381advjay
11382Yoongz got on this random suit but im diggin it
11383
11384advjeon
11385tae and his long tracksuit pants and sock looking shoes
11386
11387advjay
11388Ahh they make me wanna kms
11389So cute
11390And lmao what kissy face
11391
11392advjeon
11393what a violent reaction
11394aw I'll show u
11395
11396advjay
11397Okey doke
11398
11399 
11400 
11401
11402 
11403dis juan
11404
11405advjay
11406Ohh lmao
11407I literally knew that idk why i played dumb
11408So cute
11409
11410advjeon
11411http://park-jimizzle.tumblr.com/post/149951617817/jimin-x-kissy-lips
11412
11413advjay
11414Them pics make me think of Jimin doing those "when i was your age...." stories
11415
11416advjeon
11417i love them
11418
11419advjay
11420Showing jeon old performances his like junior year in college
11421
11422advjeon
11423AW
11424
11425advjeon
11426JEON WOULD LOVE THAT
11427"HYUNG YOU WERE SO AWESOME!!! 😮😍"
11428
11429advjay
11430Lmao and also smacking the smile off his face
11431
11432advjeon
11433with his lips??
11434
11435advjay
11436"that was my boyfriend i danced with.. ah man i havent talked to him in a while"
11437
11438advjeon
11439... nvm
11440
11441advjay
11442Poor jeon just wanted to compliment then he got a boyf story
11443LmAoasjbdjd
11444WHEN does jimin not
11445"Aww thenks bby ;)"
11446
11447advjeon
11448"let's burn them"
11449
11450advjay
11451"lets.....not you weirdo"
11452
11453advjeon
11454jealous jeon would be such a petty kid
11455
11456advjay
11457i love it thats why jimin always smackin the smile off his face lmao
11458jimin was prob extra extra extra skinny in college
11459smh that dancer life
11460
11461advjeon
11462poor boy has nothing to say cause his last boyfriend doesn't exist
11463"your butt was still so cute back then"
11464
11465advjay
11466"it was skinny af , i was so gross :'("
11467
11468advjeon
11469"I'd still have a crush on you :')"
11470
11471advjay
11472"Because you're sweet but i was a weird kid. My hair was /orange/ why would I do that"
11473
11474advjeon
11475"hyung you could be /bald/ and you'd still look like an angel"
11476
11477advjay
11478trip down memory lane turn into jimin straddling lil jeon and hugging his neck "ur so sweet, how did i get so lucky beb"
11479
11480advjeon
11481"you think you're the lucky one?" jeongguk cupping jimin's face and brushing his thumbs over his cheeks, staring up at his gorgeous angel with awe in his eyes
11482
11483advjay
11484"his gorgeous angel" can u exit
11485
11486advjeon
11487the doors on the left right lmao
11488I'll see myself out
11489
11490advjay
11491"i /know/ im the lucky one" jimin would just b playing w the hair at the nape of his neck looking right back at him w just as much adoration
11492yea see urself out
11493
11494advjeon
11495how sentimental
11496
11497advjay
11498always bc u turned me into the fluffiest american
11499
11500advjeon
11501jeongguk will never have anything to worry about if jimin is playing w his hair
11502you're a soft cloud
11503
11504advjay
11505lmao i hate when ppl play in my hair but to each their own. if i had a jimin in my lap id allow it
11506
11507advjeon
11508you hate it??? ya i feel like jeongguk would mind if it was anyone else
11509jimin is the exception to all rules
11510
11511advjay
11512Honestly
11513Jimin could murder me and from heaven id just be like "....well at least it was jimin"
11514
11515advjeon
11516t r u e
11517except me from hell
11518
11519advjay
11520Lmao same
11521Hed probably go to heaven for killing me
11522
11523advjeon
11524my vote goes to death by thigh strangling please
11525
11526advjay
11527!!!!
11528I literally say that all the time and jasmine think im a weirdo://
11529I stay saying if i were to die from murder jeon pls strangle me w them thighs boi thanks
11530
11531advjeon
11532jasmine pictured jimin checking out his wet asshole in the mirror
11533
11534advjay
11535.............thats true
11536
11537advjeon
11538the perfect death tbh
11539
11540advjay
11541Lmao fr
11542
11543advjay
11544Jimin would say some shit like that
11545
11546advjeon
11547i can't even imagine what jeon would do
11548he'd like fumble with whatever he's holding like "... .. oh my god hyung why would you--my thighs aren't... um"
11549blushing all cute and bashful
11550
11551advjay
11552jeon is the cutest
11553"your thighs are amazin beb, id die happily"
11554
11555advjeon
11556"let's just pretend you stay alive to savour them and live happily"
11557
11558advjay
11559savour them lmao
11560jimin just eating jeongguk thighs
11561
11562advjeon
11563you laugh but i'm betting jeon's bound to leave hickeys on jimin's thighs at some point tho
11564
11565advjay
11566ofc
11567bc jeon a lil beast jimin knew
11568But makes up for the million hickies jimin leaves all over his neck and chest
11569jimin is possessive in that way
11570kinda hates when jeon covers them but says nothing
11571
11572advjeon
11573ugh i love it
11574
11575advjeon
11576he'd prob be embarrassed enough to cover them for class
11577
11578advjay
11579fr i love them
11580
11581advjeon
11582but 100% any other time, they're out
11583loud and proud
11584
11585advjay
11586thats why jimin dont say nothing
11587But his mind is like gdi
11588he feels real threatened by lil 20 year old girls
11589
11590advjeon
11591aW JIMIN
11592
11593advjay
11594if jeon ever has a girl over for a proj or to study jimin just bitter
11595
11596advjeon
11597oh how the tables have turned
11598jeongguk's nowhere near fancy enough to drink wine w her like jimin and hottie teacher
11599
11600advjay
11601okay jimin still jealous ,, apple juice is delicious :/
11602
11603advjeon
11604jk cupping jimin's cheeks with a big grin and maybe a lil liquid courage from somewhere
11605"hyung.. .. babe :') .. 20 year olds don't have shit on you"
11606
11607advjay
11608"only compatibility w you ,, no biggie :'("
11609
11610advjeon
11611"we're compatible :( you fit against me like a puzzle piece"
11612
11613advjay
11614jimin kissing his palms and pressing his hands over jeon's
11615
11616advjay
11617"ye, but physically isnt the point. did u feel like u had more to talk about w that girl? Like yall are more relatable...i guess? Idk im delirious." Hed just disconnect from jeon and fake business bc he feels dumb but hes actually insecure about things like this
11618busy-ness*
11619
11620advjeon
11621aW jimin :"(
11622"she um .. . .  .told me about her period cramps and i offered her some aspirin, but i mean. .. she offered to do the hard part of the assignment so that was cool"
11623
11624advjay
11625jimin would just b like "........really...?"
11626Lmao bc his ass probably created merriment and laughter thats why he bitter.
11627
11628advjeon
11629jeongguk would cling onto jimin's arm and crave contact whenever he disconnects
11630
11631advjeon
11632"you're the only person who's made me laugh so hard i snorted .. twice. you get me better than any 20 year old ever, hyung. you're my puzzle piece :'("
11633
11634advjay
11635woah deja vu
11636
11637advjeon
11638trippy right
11639
11640advjay
11641ye i hate it
11642BUT AWWW
11643Jeon sucha cute bb
11644jimin would hide his face bc he fighting a smile
11645
11646advjeon
11647he's mushy af when it comes to reassuring jimin
11648
11649advjay
11650dont want jeon to know hes a sucker for sweet words
11651
11652advjeon
11653aw he still playing hard to get
11654
11655advjeon
11656"you're eyes are crinkling. you're not gonna cry are you? cause then I'll cry and it'll just be a mess.... "
11657
11658advjay
11659"no..im smiling you idiot. You cant be sweet /and/ smart huh"
11660And hed just latch to googie bc hes a ridiculous old man but he love this sweet lil boy
11661
11662advjeon
11663"just making sure okay. i can't help it when it comes to you, you sucker" googie would never ever let him go
11664honestly he'd hesitate for even toilet breaks
11665
11666advjay
11667LMAO
11668"baby just go to the bathroom...."
11669
11670advjeon
11671"don't do anything cute while I'm gone, okay?"
11672what a grease ball
11673
11674advjay
11675"No point when you're not here to see it"
11676
11677advjay
11678Super duper greasy
11679
11680advjeon
11681i feel like they could have like a chess table or dart board to settle bets and pick who does laundry and change the bed sheets when lmao they're 'dirty'
11682
11683advjay
11684what a greasy couple
11685!!!
11686
11687advjeon
11688"i bet I'll checkmate u in 10 moves fight me"
11689
11690advjay
11691Thats so cute
11692
11693advjeon
11694i love ur exclamation points
11695
11696advjay
11697'dirty' aka full of googie cum and jimin ass lube
11698
11699advjeon
11700basically
11701
11702advjay
11703"i bet ill checkmate u in 8 ya binch ,, not washing them sheets this week i refuse"
11704
11705advjeon
11706jimin what a beast
11707
11708advjay
11709Lmao just determined to not wash
11710
11711advjeon
11712jeongguk just staring at the board "how.. I.. but i. dammit the washing machine hates me!!"
11713
11714advjay
11715"take it out for a date....call it pretty ;)"
11716
11717advjay
11718As he skips merrily off
11719
11720advjeon
11721.... .. he's such a babe
11722
11723advjay
11724LmAo how
11725smh jimin got you whipped too
11726
11727advjeon
11728so whipped
11729
11730advjay
11731he did nothing but u callin him a babe
11732
11733advjeon
11734he's a babe at heart, he doesn't needa do anything
11735
11736advjay
11737And jeongguk is better at cooking
11738He just gone b a house wife this week
11739
11740advjeon
11741he's
11742gonna refuse to wear pants
11743
11744advjay
11745Lmao u act like jimin is gonna b against that
11746
11747advjeon
11748just an apron and boxers
11749
11750advjay
11751watch jimin smack his ass everytime he sees him
11752
11753advjeon
11754if he has to cook, he wants jimin's hands on him while he does it
11755perfect
11756
11757advjay
11758deal
11759
11760advjay
11761jimin wrappin his arms around gguk's waist, struggling v hard to get his chin on his shoulder, "what cha cookin good lookin?"
11762
11763advjeon
11764jeongguk would wiggle his butt in every kind of invitation. "pancakes" but they're in all these abstract shapes and one weird lumpy heart one he stabs with a fork and pokes to jimin's lips
11765
11766advjay
11767jimin would open up immediately bc one he hungry and two this somehow feels sensual
11768"Why the heart all lumpy"
11769
11770advjeon
11771domestic jikook aW
11772
11773advjay
11774The cutest
11775
11776advjeon
11777"i got bored with circles and the frying pan wasn't cooperating" turning back over his shoulder to give his man a big smooch
11778
11779advjay
11780Awww such a cute syrup-y kies
11781Kiss*
11782
11783advjay
11784watch next week roles reverse & jimin loses it all smh smugness eliminated
11785
11786advjeon
11787jeongguk making up for all that spankinh
11788g
11789
11790advjay
11791smh rmr in the bts livestream when jk smacked tf outta hobi ass
11792Jimin not tryna have a sore backside
11793
11794advjeon
11795ahahahha hoseok's poor behind
11796
11797advjeon
11798he'd kiss it all better without a second of hesitation tho yes he would
11799
11800advjay
11801lol jimin shy about shit like that but loves it
11802like he loves gettin his ass ate but dunno how to ask for it
11803
11804advjeon
11805is he rEALLY
11806
11807advjeon
11808that's so cute!!!!!
11809jeon is very curious about that though, he'd probably ask
11810
11811advjay
11812ur the only person that manages to find cuteness in dirty things :/
11813
11814advjeon
11815......I'm twisted soz
11816
11817advjay
11818Hes hella sensitive in that respect
11819So thats why loves it am
11820Sm*
11821R u sleepy
11822
11823advjeon
11824yeah getting a little delirious
11825
11826advjay
11827Poor beb sleep
11828
11829advjay
11830I just did go to work today hallelujah
11831
11832advjeon
11833I'm curled up in bed and listening to this loud ass plane outside
11834wait again that's way too soon
11835or you mean that's what u did today
11836
11837advjay
11838Lmao i was boutta say "austrailia has planes??"
11839meant school but work/school all takes out my energy
11840
11841advjeon
11842we aren't totally primitive
11843there's still hope for us
11844I can imagine
11845no wonder you have trouble sleeping
1184612/08/2016
11847
11848advjay
11849Lmao fr
11850I just woke up and its 10:15 amh
1185112/08/2016
11852
11853 
11854 
11855 
11856Poor googie. Getting bashed
1185712/08/2016
11858
11859advjeon
11860sheiiiit joori tell us how u really feel
11861
11862advjay
11863"Like the nuisance he is"
11864Told ya she was a savage
11865
11866advjeon
11867https://mobile.twitter.com/kookv_copy/status/806857506592997376/photo/1
11868
11869advjeon
11870joori is yoongi
11871
11872advjay
11873Me & Jasmine at work and i told her what you said she was like "that.....wasnt even insulting really:/"
11874"Better insults to come"
11875And lmAo put the gun down jeon
11876
11877advjeon
11878"hyung.... i..can't come over today"
11879"but babe why we were gonna watch that movie together-"
11880"your sister is probably home and i like staying alive"
11881
11882advjay
11883LmAOO noooooo
11884
11885advjay
11886Poor jeon
11887Jasmine told me yall plotted that she hate him in the beginning???
11888Why??? U did this to yourself
11889Actually jeon's mun hates him smh
11890
11891advjeon
11892excuse me that was canon from the start don't pin this on me
11893this way she eventually comes around at least
11894I think
11895idk???
11896
11897advjay
11898Lollololololk
11899What if she never does thats hilarious
11900So many "hyung i cant come over"'s ahead of us
11901
11902advjeon
11903well
11904jeon is just gonna have to up his game
11905a l o t
11906
11907advjay
11908If Joori becomes too much Jimin would step in dont worry jeonnie lil bby hyung's got you
11909
11910advjeon
11911aw what a gentleman
11912jeon's still locking jimin's bedroom door at night
11913
11914advjay
11915:'(
11916Joori get nightmares :'(
11917
11918advjeon
11919... :'(
11920
11921advjay
11922The way we plotted, joori is v childlike when it comes to jimin
11923And Jimin just kinda allows it bc its his sister
1192412/08/2016
11925
11926advjeon
11927i feel like jeon's the new girlfriend or smth and joori is the kid that always sleeps in her parents' bed
11928jeon just opting to take the couch for the night instead
11929
11930advjay
11931Lmao poor jeon
11932It would start w Jimin just hearing her scream or smth
11933And everynight he goes to her room instead
11934Joori wouldnt come get in the bed w them lmao
11935
11936advjay
11937& maybe not every night prob like twice a week
11938
11939advjeon
11940the nights he does get jimin to himself, he'd cling like a fuckin koala
11941
11942advjay
11943Lmao poor jeon
11944
11945advjeon
11946"you're mine tonight, hyung sorry :(" he mumbles into jimin's neck where his face is buried
11947
11948advjay
11949"Im yours all the time you dont have to squeeze me like this"
11950
11951advjeon
11952"but i want to" loosens up his grip anyway and kisses jimin's shoulder or wherever he can reach
11953
11954advjeon
11955in his awk cuddling position
11956
11957advjay
11958"Because youre a big baby. Im raising so many kids that i didnt fertilize"
11959
11960advjeon
11961petty baby jeon scoffs and pulls a face "i can cuddle a pillow if you'd prefer, gramps"
11962
11963advjay
11964"......you can but we both know you'll be back on me in less than 15 minutes"
11965
11966advjeon
11967"that's not the point. true.......but not the point"
11968
11969advjay
11970"whats the point then baby?" jimin would turn so they face to face but i feel like Jimin higher up so hed kiss jeon from forehead to above his lip but never his lips "tell me whats wrong"
11971
11972advjeon
11973"no, nothing
11974's wrong hyung," and he feels bad for making jimin worry over just lil jealous games or whatever jk's doing this time
11975
11976advjay
11977Lmao i love these lil impromptu mini paras we always have
11978
11979advjeon
11980they're my fav ;;
11981
11982advjay
11983Jimin would just sigh rlly soft, and kiss soft and slow all over his face, playing w his hair all soothing bc apparently ppl love that shit "just tell me. your feelings aren't 'nothing' to me jeon jeongguk"
11984
11985advjeon
11986not apparently itS NICE-
11987
11988advjay
11989i hate ppl in my hair
11990
11991advjeon
11992"no really it is nothing," jeon reaching a hand up to jimin's jaw with this weak smile and his eyes locked on jimin "i'm being childish. I'm just not used to missing you and not sure what to do with myself when youre not around, but you've got your sister here and she needs you- she loves you. i don't wanna get in the way of that. so it's nothing, hyung."
11993yeah but you also hate everything warm and the letter s
11994some ppl love feet and that shit i cannot get on board w
11995
11996advjay
11997Saaaaame
11998I hate when ppl put they feet on me
11999"It is nothing" why so formal googie
12000
12001advjeon
12002he gets all psyched up and literate when he's nervous
12003
12004advjay
12005Jimin would lean into said hand, kiss his palm and listen, and be kinda heartbroken @ that smile. he doesnt like jeongguk and weak smiles. "its not childish, baby. i get it. id feel the same way if roles were reversed. you need me and you love me too. i need to be more considerate......i love you too much to let u just feel like this. i'll fix it okay?"
12006Lmao so hes illiterate every other time. makes sense
12007
12008advjeon
12009true it's like his serious mode
12010
12011advjay
12012i think , jeongguk should know that jimin is serious when he says jeongguk. i cant imagine jimin saying his whole name any other time
12013
12014advjeon
12015jeon's heartbeat would be sO loud and his eyes would kinda glaze over cause he's not sure how he's managed to talk jimin into falling for him but god damn he's in too deep now and waterworks are prob imminent by this point "hyung, no.. if you get any more considerate than you are right now you'll combust. you're already looking out for me and joori, and then yourself, everyone before you. i don't wanna be the reason you run yourself into the ground. you don't need to fix anything" a subtle wipe at his eyes first and then he'd steal a kiss from jimin- forehead kisses are sweet but he prefers jimin's mouth above all "i love you jimin hyung, this is something i gotta fix"
12016wh o a
12017whoops
12018
12019advjay
12020Why do you like to hurt me
12021
12022advjeon
12023i'm a v destructive person it seems
12024if only i could write them drabbles this easily
12025
12026advjay
12027TO. BE. HONEST. theres still two in ma inbox smh
12028Jimin always cries
12029Nothing stopping him this time
12030
12031advjeon
12032you crushed those drabbles so early on lmao I did like 3 and it lost excitement for me
12033aW no jeon would feel guilty every time his baby cries
12034
12035advjay
12036Jimin would b kinda speechless bc he doesnt realize how much he does for other people until hes exhausted and drained. Its not just jeongguk and joori he takes care of. they just on the top of his list and he just touched that Jeongguk notices that and doesnt want him to wear himself out so he'll just openly shed tears and b like "okay" bc he doesnt want to argue with this determination googie got, but he'll fix it anyways bc he doesnt want jeongguk to settle for anything
12037memes always lose excitement bc its like the same shit that everyone does. its annoying that the admins dont let us reblog our own these ones were kinda ..anticlimatic? idk
12038
12039advjeon
12040jimin's such a catch holy shit
12041
12042advjeon
12043jeongguk would probably end all whining about jealousy then and there, still a little overly clingy and silly but he'd know jimin's already worried and would hate to contribute to that
12044
12045advjay
12046well he wont have to b jealous bc jimin said he'd fix it and he did
12047
12048advjeon
12049offer random massages when jimin looks like he's had a hell of a day at work and have dinner ready every other night
12050domestic af
12051
12052advjay
12053aWWwW so sWEET
12054jimin lowkey overwhelmed "you do too much for me.....i feel spoiled and im the hyung its not supposed to be like this:'("
12055
12056advjeon
12057yeah you're right about the memes tho. sending them out i felt so picky cause half of them sucked
12058
12059advjay
12060sem
12061and i feel weird when ppl i never talk to sent them to me
12062
12063advjeon
12064"but i like spoiling you babe, and you deserve it. plus i googled how to massage butts and i wanna see if it works :)))))"
12065yeah like how are you meant to bake cookies together when you don't know shit about them....
12066
12067advjay
12068HonesTly
12069
12070advjay
12071I wrote a thing for jjong that was fluffy af and i read his bio & he stoic and cold and shit i was like welp
12072".........anyways....."
12073"who googles how to massage a butt"
12074
12075advjeon
12076lm a o
12077
12078advjeon
12079"this guy. but i mean it was after a bunch of normal search results, I just wondered if you had to go about it differently..."
12080"apparently people carry a lot of tension in their ass.  who knew"
12081
12082advjay
12083"im still on the fence about my ass lubin' itself you shoulda looked that up"
12084
12085advjeon
12086"i'm.. . .. gonna leave that one to you hyung."
12087
12088advjay
12089http://polkari-seuta.tumblr.com/post/154196640709/yourpinkpill-hotties-for-bbq
12090They so cuuute
12091
12092advjay
12093"together forever...no matter how ugly or uncomfortable things might be....you didnt say that but im holding you to it :/"
12094
12095advjeon
12096aaaAAAA
12097jimin jesus fuck
12098and that fox sweater yesss
12099he can do such a good bedroom eyes stare, jk would be a sucker every time 10/10
12100
12101advjay
12102he can :))
12103that lowkey shoulda been his power
12104hes fuckin good at it
12105Also did u see the other pics that came out
12106
12107advjeon
12108hjbsdhfAHAHA
12109
12110advjeon
12111you didn't say that but im holding u to it
12112"......fine i'll google ur wet butt for you hyung"
12113
12114advjay
12115"Thenks beb love ya"
12116
12117 
12118 
12119Ooooh bOY
12120
12121advjeon
12122that blue is doing very good things for him damN
12123
12124advjay
12125Tbhhhh
12126 
12127 
12128
12129advjay
12130Straight finna kms
12131
12132advjeon
12133byE IM OUT
12134tHAT LAST ONE
12135fuck me up park jimin
12136
12137advjay
12138ME
12139lmao r u jimin bias
12140
12141advjeon
12142im maknae line trash it just
12143fluctuates between all 3
12144mostly jeon but ur changing me
12145
12146advjay
12147i was bouta say
12148
12149advjay
12150U always react so aggressively to jimin
12151
12152advjeon
12153you should've seen my reaction to that
12154jikook adult ceremony stage
12155
12156advjay
12157Pls dont talk about it
12158
12159advjeon
12160lmao
12161
12162advjay
12163The fuckibg bangtan bomb for it was even better
12164
12165advjeon
12166and the own it dance practice vid
12167
12168advjay
12169jikook is literally the most iconic duo nobody can tell me diff
12170
12171advjeon
12172thank u
12173gzuz has spoken
12174
12175advjay
12176Fr
12177Its law now
12178All the lil moments
12179The back hug scene thing
12180So cute
12181
12182advjeon
12183the lil dancing one when they're in suits?
12184
12185advjay
12186That too
12187
12188advjeon
12189lol which did you mean
12190
12191advjay
12192But im talkin bout in fire behind the scenes and jimin was like "what scene is this" and jeongguk looked like he was in heaven for a split second while he was back hugging jimin and he said "back hug scene"
12193
12194advjeon
12195AW
12196
12197advjeon
12198YEAH I REMEMBER
12199
12200advjay
12201So
12202Cute
12203
12204advjay
12205Jikook legit invented back hugs
12206
12207advjeon
12208ahhjahaja i searched for it
12209i love death
12210they dID
12211jeon almost always at the back
12212
12213advjay
12214only way he can feel the jibooty subtely
12215
12216advjeon
12217what a devious lil maknae
12218
12219advjay
12220have u seen that gif of jeon not so subtley checkin out every damn part of jimin body
12221
12222advjeon
12223i
12224might have
12225but I'm playing dumb like u
12226
12227advjay
12228it was when he had on them pink shorts, and jimin had on the black and white stripes w the dots
12229W the dots on his eyes*
12230I would go look but it'd take me 3 years to find
12231
12232advjeon
12233like the sparkly fairy makeup dots??
12234you even remember shorts colours
12235and with your memory
12236
12237advjeon
12238I'm so impressed
12239
12240advjay
12241thenkz
12242I try
12243http://spankingjiyong.tumblr.com/post/150943745701/chokemejimin-jiminspraisekink-i-love
12244This not the thing
12245But it always hurts to look at
12246
12247advjeon
12248im living for these usernames
12249chokemejimin:
12250
12251jiminspraisekink:
12252while its loading
12253oh gOD
12254
12255advjeon
12256NO
12257
12258advjeon
12259did i just reblog from ur personal who o ps
12260
12261advjay
12262Lmao idc
12263Hes so gorgeous
12264Jimin is the luckiest fuck
12265
12266advjeon
12267his lil angry eyebrows when he's concentrating
12268or bored
12269
12270advjay
12271HonESTLY
12272his eyebrows are so niceeeee
12273
12274advjeon
12275or jimin's hanging w a coworker 👀
12276
12277advjeon
12278[old monster voice] im watching u jimin. always waaaaatchin
12279
12280advjay
12281LmaO
12282Can u get out u creep
12283
12284advjeon
12285fi n e
12286ill take my creepy ass elsewhere
12287actually no i don't wanna get ready for work yet
12288
12289 
12290Also
12291
12292advjeon
12293FUCK
12294
12295advjay
12296Take him w u bc he gets on my nerves
12297
12298 
12299Last one promise
12300 
12301I lied
12302
12303advjeon
12304ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME
12305cause it's W
12306orking
12307wow
12308I'm
12309
12310 
12311
12312advjay
12313Like dAMN BOY
12314 
12315This gotta stop
12316 
12317Get a man that can do both
12318 
12319Lmao ok that was the last one
12320
12321advjeon
12322rip cheyne
12323you've reached the message bank of someone who is dead
12324pls leave ur msg after the ghostly screech
12325
12326advjay
12327LmAO
12328so dramatic
12329I had more
12330But
12331Im choosing to withhold
12332
12333advjeon
12334im trying to find retaliation ammunition but it's backfiring
12335
12336advjay
12337LmAP
12338why u think i stopped
12339rip messiah
12340
12341advjeon
12342https://68.media.tumblr.com/a68a24ba6d5a2395cf3d137e348272b2/tumblr_oa9f7i8X0N1uhqx3lo1_1280.jpg
12343
12344advjeon
12345???????
12346!!!!!!!!!!
12347
12348advjay
12349No?????????????????
12350
12351advjeon
12352see also:
12353https://68.media.tumblr.com/3b3a42278695526815d29d523245f598/tumblr_ofnv8qQ26E1voij3uo1_500.jpg
12354
12355advjay
12356Go to work??????????
12357
12358advjeon
12359thick thighs save lives
12360
12361advjay
12362THIS WHY I HATE AUSTRALIANS
12363
12364advjeon
12365RACIST
12366https://vine.co/v/i2berdAKtph
12367
12368advjay
12369That...entire livestream..is why i live and breathe
12370
12371 
12372 
12373smol to tol jikook
12374
12375advjay
12376lmao jikook right after orgasm
12377
12378advjeon
12379you would
12380
12381advjay
12382Lmao i didnt see the smol
12383It wasnt sent :/
12384
12385advjeon
12386:/
12387
12388advjeon
12389https://vine.co/v/5HYWUzQinQd
12390
12391advjeon
12392https://vine.co/v/e0TxBAP0Xa3
12393https://vine.co/v/ilWrZ9IdMMj
12394bye luv u
12395
12396advjay
12397..........get bit by a spider
12398
12399advjeon
12400ouch
12401
12402advjay
12403shoulda thought about that bEGORE U GURY ME
12404
12405advjeon
12406gury
12407
12408advjay
12409yanno jimin is weak for jeongguk because IM weak for jeongguk
12410Hurt me*
12411
12412advjeon
12413you start hating jeon and he's fucked
12414
12415advjay
12416Basically kmao
12417But thatll never happen
12418
12419advjeon
12420thank fuck for that
12421
12422advjay
12423I have sm replies to fo
12424Do*
12425Guess why i dont do them
12426YOU
12427
12428advjeon
12429... I'm not even sorry
12430I have your reply to do :")
12431
12432advjay
12433gasp
12434
12435advjay
12436U not sorry
12437
12438advjeon
12439I mean
12440you'll have time
12441without me to distract you
12442
12443advjay
12444smh
12445ur a nuisance
12446
12447advjeon
12448like mun, like muse
12449just ask joori lmao
12450
12451advjay
12452i see why joori hates him
12453
12454advjeon
12455ou c h
12456
12457advjay
12458http://spankingjiyong.tumblr.com/post/147060632181/alittlebiteverything-jimins-a-fucking-s-a-v 
12459Real footage from jikook's house
12460
12461advjeon
12462HSUSJNX
12463same jimin
12464same
12465
12466advjeon
12467jeon would drop his phone so often and just groan
12468then an extra one when he remembers he's the one who has to fix it
12469
12470advjay
12471lmaoa poor jeon
12472This sounds like a system
12473
12474advjeon
12475it prob is by now
12476just routine
12477
12478advjay
12479http://spankingjiyong.tumblr.com/post/145775831246/babybun19-jikook-time-hands-size
12480!!!!!
12481
12482advjeon
12483i can feel deaths sweet embrace
12484
12485advjay
12486I already acquiesce
12487thats the cutest thing
12488theres a height diff gif of them, but i wont send
12489
12490advjeon
12491I'm an absolute sucks 4 height differences
12492
12493advjay
12494:) its real cute
12495
12496advjeon
12497sucke r
12498
12499advjay
12500http://spankingjiyong.tumblr.com/post/144871798421/fyeahbangtaned-jikook-ples
12501
12502advjay
12503Imma just send u cute jikook things that are canon for our jikook for the rest of our lives
12504
12505advjay
12506http://spankingjiyong.tumblr.com/post/148965416611/aletheia-l-jikook-version-merman-for-anon
12507
12508sO MUCH CUTE THINGS THAT I FORGOT IVE SEEN
12509
12510advjay
12511http://spankingjiyong.tumblr.com/post/144249839711/taejin-height-difference
12512height diff ;)
12513
12514advjeon
12515THE LIL MERMAN ONE AWQQQQWWWWWW
12516
12517advjay
12518ISNT IT CUTE
12519
12520advjeon
12521jimin putting his arm around giant jeon!!!!!!!
12522I'm dying driving thx
12523
12524advjay
12525why are u texting and driving i should end you
12526
12527advjeon
12528ahahha shit
12529i was at a red light if that's any consolation
12530
12531advjeon
1253228/11
12533Accurate
1253412/09/2016
12535
12536advjay
12537It was no consolation
12538at all
1253912/09/2016
12540
12541advjeon
12542THERE WAS A BIG FUCKING SPIDER CRAWLING ALL OVER MY CAR ON THE WAY HOME
12543GROSS
1254412/09/2016
12545
12546advjay
12547THATS AUSTRAILIA FOR YOU :)
12548
12549advjeon
12550nasty :(
12551
12552advjay
12553Well its tru
12554
12555 
12556
12557advjay
12558No
12559 
12560nO
12561 
12562NO
12563
12564advjay
12565NeVER gone catch me in Australia for no reasOn aT ALL
12566
12567advjeon
12568WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU
12569GROSS
12570I DO HAVE TO LIVE HERE
12571FUCK I'M CLOSING MY WINDOW FOREVER
12572
12573advjay
12574im ...just.....saying
12575IF THEY EAT BIRDS THEYD EAT SMALL PEOOLE
12576PEOPLE*
12577
12578advjeon
12579i feel so shivery
12580
12581advjay
12582I feel shivery
12583And i dont even live there
12584My sister said australian birds are dumb
12585Lmao how do spiders catch them
12586
12587advjeon
12588i saw a picture of a spider that was the span of like half the wall
12589yeah all prey animals here are dumb at shit
12590
12591advjeon
12592except magpies, they're savage as fuck
12593
12594advjay
12595wtf is a magpie
12596
12597advjeon
12598peck a person's head until it bleeds savage
12599a crow lookin bird
12600
12601advjay
12602austrailia is a horrible place
12603
12604advjeon
12605and their bird call sounds like they're drowning
12606
12607advjay
12608Magpies killing people, spiders killing birds where are the humans
12609
12610advjeon
12611in the ground
12612wow that was dark as shit
12613
12614advjay
12615LmAo
12616
12617advjay
12618Did i turn you or were u already angsty
12619
12620advjeon
12621towards Australia, yes
12622
12623advjay
12624Ive never said "hey i wanna visit austrailia" but ill never say it now
12625
12626advjeon
12627I'm glad you're safe
12628
12629advjay
12630america has such small spiders
12631that a lot of people are scared of but so so small
12632
12633advjeon
12634they all came here
12635
12636advjay
12637They were never here
12638Australia is savage
12639Literally kangaroos hoppin around, lions tigers and bears and spiders
12640
12641advjeon
12642well
12643no bears at least
12644
12645advjay
12646Basically the entire country/continent(?) is the wilderness
12647
12648advjeon
12649idek if there's lions and tigers
12650
12651advjay
12652I rather lions and tigers than big ass spiders
12653
12654advjeon
12655one of our most celebrate landmarks is a giant rock
12656we're easily pleased
12657
12658advjay
12659!!!!!!!
12660Thats hILARIOUS
12661
12662 
12663
12664advjay
12665You poor soul
12666
12667advjeon
12668i mean its no statue of liberty
12669
12670advjay
12671hey thats some good shit from the french
12672a nice statur
12673Statue*
1267412/09/2016
12675
12676advjeon
12677http://btsvines.tumblr.com/post/153760048873
12678im gonna go jump off a building
12679he's so fucking
12680cute
12681he squEAKS
12682
12683advjeon
12684HE SQUEAKS!!!!!
12685
12686advjay
12687!!!!
12688Hes the cutest man in the lAND
12689
12690advjeon
12691he really is i'm so weak
12692
12693advjay
12694like damn how is one boy so cute
12695
12696advjeon
12697i remember watching this video of him like 50 times in one sitting. .. . .. of him sneezing
12698the cutest fuckin thing ;;
12699what have u done to me
12700https://vine.co/v/ijjxDrzAUeE
12701
12702advjay
12703HAVE YOU SEEN THE VID OF HIM LITERALLY "hee hee"
12704
12705advjeon
12706IM NOT SURE??
12707
12708advjay
12709http://spankingjiyong.tumblr.com/post/149235327466/sweaterpawsjimin-that-giggle-im-melting
12710watch w caution
12711
12712advjeon
12713shit
12714
12715advjay
12716wait.........its 4am right
12717What r u doin
12718
12719advjeon
12720yea lol
12721i have no idea
12722i need food
12723but
12724
12725advjeon
12726moving :////
12727
12728advjay
12729u need sleep
12730u gone b delirious
12731
12732advjeon
12733HEE HEE
12734
12735advjay
12736BUT WASNT THAT HEE HEE SO CUTE
12737
12738advjeon
12739FUCK HES ADORABLE
12740
12741advjay
12742.....yours creepy
12743you're
12744
12745advjeon
12746no yours creepy
12747
12748advjay
12749lmaooo
12750
12751advjay
12752but listen it was so cute
12753
12754advjeon
12755i found the sneeze one lmao he's killing me h elp
12756
12757advjay
12758sEBD
12759sEND*
12760
12761advjeon
12762https://vine.co/v/iLw9jXDt7qW
12763my vine reblogs are 50/50 jk and jm
12764
12765advjay
12766aish i cant watch im in class
12767im upset
12768i feel like i never seen jm sneeze
12769
12770advjeon
12771ur missing out on one a+ sneeze my fren
12772
12773advjay
12774But i seen jk nasty ass sneeze he doesnt cover his mouth
12775
12776advjeon
12777gross
12778he probably scrunches his toilet paper too
12779
12780advjay
12781Tbhh
12782he just sneezes all out open
12783Jimin would body slam him
12784"cOVER YOUR MOUTH I STG"
12785
12786advjeon
12787jimin's reflex to body slam everyone
12788"OR WHAT"
12789as he says like walking to the kitchen to wash his nasty hands
12790
12791advjay
12792"iMMA BODY SLAM YOU THATS SO GROSS"
12793
12794advjeon
12795"IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH, I know you didn't say that but I'm still holding you to it--"
12796
12797advjay
12798"....you plagiarist?????????????"
12799
12800advjeon
12801"i thought you loved me for me????????"
12802
12803advjay
12804"I thought you would cover your mouth when you sneezed????????????????????? we were both bamboozled"
12805
12806advjeon
12807"bamboOZLED hyung, I've seen you do worse things!!!!!"
12808
12809advjay
12810"Nothing could be worse than spreading germs and causing sickness"
12811
12812advjeon
12813"hyung, i've had my tongue in your butt and now you're a germophobe?"
12814
12815advjay
12816"ggukie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" why did he /have/ to say that
12817
12818advjeon
12819"what?" bats his eyelashes
12820
12821advjeon
12822is jimin uncomfortable 🙃
12823
12824advjay
12825"just stop spraying the world w ur mouth juices jesus christ"
12826
12827advjeon
12828"and spray you instead?" makes kissy faces at him
12829
12830advjay
12831yes jimin was uncomfortable u lil shit
12832"no spray your hand"
12833"and then wash it"
12834
12835advjeon
12836"i'm.... just gonna go shower, you're making me feel dirty"
12837
12838advjay
12839LmAo
12840"........can i come with you"
12841
12842advjeon
12843"i would be honored if you joined me" backs it up to piggy back him there
12844
12845advjay
12846AwwW
12847They are the cutest couple
12848
12849advjay
12850hed hop up so happily
12851he lovez dat boi sm
12852
12853advjeon
12854jeongguk would be so tempted to draw them both a bath instead
12855
12856advjay
12857lmao what a lem
12858But thats cute
12859
12860advjeon
12861don't tell me u hate baths too
12862
12863advjay
12864....i do
12865BUT JIMIN LOVES THEM
12866
12867advjeon
12868SURE HE DOES
12869
12870advjay
12871calms his bones , relaxes them lmao
12872
12873advjeon
12874jeongguk prob hardly takes them tbh but with jimin he'd be in heaven
12875
12876advjay
12877awwww
12878googie so whipped
12879jimin would splash his face w water and "hee hee"
12880Lmao
12881
12882advjeon
12883AW
12884100% jk could not be mad when jimin laughs like that
12885
12886advjay
12887thats the goal
12888
12889advjay
12890jimin will use it as often as possibl
12891Possible*
12892
12893advjeon
12894devious dr park
12895
12896advjeon
12897jeon would be such a happier person with jimin laughing so much
12898win/win
12899
12900advjay
12901lmao how do two people fit in a tub
12902
12903advjeon
12904snuggly
12905
12906advjay
12907i literally keep forgetting jeon has a power
12908this is hilarious
12909
12910advjeon
12911same
12912
12913advjeon
12914and that jimom can shoot every gun under the sun
12915
12916advjay
12917Why are we disregarding this rp
12918Kmao thats so funny
12919
12920advjeon
12921what made you remember it lol
12922
12923advjay
12924im in psych lmao idk
12925
12926advjeon
12927makes sense
12928right now jk can't rly do much in the grand scheme of things
12929
12930advjeon
12931he'll be super saiyan soon enough tho
12932
12933advjay
12934why cant he do anything?
12935
12936advjeon
12937cause i put him as like a tier c ability when i applied
12938
12939advjeon
12940ic he hasn't really explored what he can do bc he scurred
12941
12942advjay
12943makes sense ,,
12944so that lil shit cant even hide his stuff :/
12945
12946advjeon
12947oh yeah he can go back and forward in time and do all that cheeky stuff
12948he just gonna be able to do even more stuff later
1294912/09/2016
12950
12951advjay
12952I always forget to reply to stuff
12953but jeon is a lil shit
12954i thought of something so angsty but sweet
12955But difficult
12956?
12957
12958advjay
12959I guess
1296012/09/2016
12961
12962advjay
12963I spilled gas on myself
12964Arent i smart
1296512/09/2016
12966
12967advjeon
12968........... holy shit what did i miss
12969did you forget the angsty sweet thingy
12970
12971advjay
12972Ye
12973Smh
12974
12975advjeon
12976and im gonna pray you didn't do a zoolander and light a cig or anything at a petrol station lmao
12977aW
12978
12979advjay
12980Lmao no i just got the worse headache of my life bc i couldnt go home and had to stay at work inhaling gasoline
12981
12982advjeon
12983oh m y god they wouldn't let you go home??
12984
12985advjay
12986Nah
12987It wasnt a massive amount of gas, but definitely the smell was v v v noticeable
12988
12989advjeon
12990that sucks :// how's the headache now?
12991
12992advjay
12993My boss is a vagface
12994I took pillz im all good im all good
12995
12996advjeon
12997bless pillz
12998and screw ur vagface boss
12999i'm glad ur ok :)
1300012/10/2016
13001
13002advjay
13003I hate veggies
13004
13005advjeon
13006you'd make a pretty terrible rabbit
1300712/10/2016
13008
13009advjay
13010Lmao
13011Why that response
13012
13013advjeon
13014idk
13015delirium back at it again
13016
13017advjay
13018Same
13019I keep dozin off
13020Its 6:45 am
13021Why am i awake anyszyz
13022
13023advjeon
13024shit girl why are you up
13025
13026advjeon
13027go sleeeeeeeep
13028
13029advjay
13030No idea
13031Why are YOU upp
13032Ya hypocrite
1303312/12/2016
13034
13035advjeon
13036im dying
13037its 34 degrees help
13038i mean
1303993 degrees
13040for ur murican ass
13041
13042advjeon
13043http://jeonsshi.tumblr.com/post/154339029551 this boy i stg
1304412/12/2016
13045
13046advjay
13047Its actually 32 degrees here lmao
13048AND WHERE U BEEN FOR 2 DAYS
13049i was convinced u died and my last words to you were an insult
13050
13051advjeon
1305232 fahrenheit?? oh god that's so cold
13053well i mean
13054that's such a you thing
13055rip cheyne, died from bein a hypocrite
13056
13057advjay
13058Yes farfengyhrit
13059Listen thats sucha hard word to spell
13060
13061advjeon
13062it's such an unnecessary word
13063
13064advjeon
13065they should definitely change it
13066to farfengyhrit
13067
13068advjay
13069farenheight makes sense but thats not it
13070
13071advjeon
13072no english is never that easy
13073
13074advjay
13075My thumb just wouldnt make it happen
13076
13077advjeon
13078celsius is superior
13079
13080advjay
13081idek celsius
13082
13083advjeon
13084yeah no one in america does
13085
13086advjay
13087Like if somebody said "oh its 36 celsius" i wouldnt know if thats hot or cold
13088
13089advjeon
13090[aussie accent] it hot as balls outside
13091
13092advjay
1309336 celsius is????
13094Thats hot???
13095See now thats weird af
13096
13097advjay
13098Lmao u dunno how close i was to telling ppl u died
13099"Ye shane died most likely from a poisonous spider. She lives in australia thats the #1 cause of death. She was never a cautious girl"
13100
13101advjeon
13102... mezzia i swear 2 fuckin god
13103i swear to you
13104yeah cold af isn't a negative number for us, like 0 is freezing point i think
13105but wow 2 days and i'm dead to u wow
13106glad to know i'm appreciated
13107
13108advjay
13109I think i learned that in chemistry 50 years ago
13110Listen
13111
13112advjeon
13113fuck i knew you were a catfisher
13114old fart
13115
13116advjay
13117U live in australia idk how fast death happens
13118
13119advjeon
13120do you have those chocolate coins that are a fucking puzzle to unwrap
13121
13122advjay
13123Lol yrs
13124Yes*
13125
13126advjeon
13127i got nails done again and i've been sitting here opening them with tweezers
13128this is my life now
13129
13130advjeon
13131i'm a chocolate surgeon
13132
13133advjay
13134....that is the most extra thing i ever heard
13135
13136advjeon
13137ikr i'm full of surprises
13138
13139advjay
13140*full of stupidity
13141
13142advjeon
13143hush now you flatter me too much
13144
13145advjay
13146I still kinda think ur dead but
13147Ill let it go
13148
13149advjeon
13150i mean you were quick to assume
13151wouldn't be surprised if you rly wanted me dead
13152savage
13153
13154advjay
13155I had a whole plan for Jeon's death
13156wow i was prepared
13157!!!! I WOULDNT WANT U DEAD u imbecile
13158
13159advjeon
13160you were
13161was it open casket or closed
13162or just burn the body and run
13163
13164advjay
13165.......closed.....yikes
13166
13167advjeon
13168shit
13169that bad huh
13170
13171advjay
13172nOt burn the body and run ur too pessimistic
13173
13174advjeon
13175well i was dead
13176not a lot of optimism in the afterlife
13177
13178advjay
13179What was i supposed to tHINK
13180
13181advjeon
13182"she's probably ok and alive"
13183idk but i'm taking it as you missed me
13184
13185advjay
13186i did buddy
13187
13188advjeon
13189aw you sound sincere!! and sentimental!!!
13190i missed you too :")
13191
13192advjay
13193..............
13194 
13195
13196advjay
13197I am stone cold
13198
13199advjeon
13200that wasn't sarcastic i swear on jeongguk's thighs
13201pff
13202t
13203ur stone 32°C cold
13204
13205advjay
13206:/
13207I didnt miss you at all
13208
13209advjeon
13210don't lie
13211i see through you
13212caught in a lie
13213
13214advjay
13215i am brown u cannot see thru me
13216but
13217Ill pRETEND i missed u
13218just so u dont feel bad
13219
13220advjeon
13221denial kink to the max
13222
13223advjay
13224im into it
13225Lmao
1322612/12/2016
13227
13228advjay
13229"organisation"
13230do u not see the problem
13231
13232advjeon
13233suck it st louis
13234
13235advjay
13236SAUCE SACHET
13237WHAT DO THEY TEACH YALL IN AUSTRAILIA
13238
13239advjeon
13240oh god what
13241do you get your sauce in mini bottles in america
13242
13243advjay
13244........not at all
13245Little packets is the word
13246little bottles are not easily travelable
13247
13248advjeon
13249PFFT
13250little packets is 2 words
13251and is that not the same thing
13252
13253advjeon
13254why are you fighting me abt mcdonalds
13255
13256advjay
13257bC non americans are fuckin weird
13258organiSation
13259Why are u doing this
13260
13261advjeon
13262ur boring
13263
13264advjay
13265There is such a hard z sound in organization
13266
13267advjeon
13268z is overrated
13269
13270advjay
13271S is just lazy
13272......do u spell lazy w a s
13273
13274advjeon
13275yesx
13276
13277advjeon
13278i will start right now just to spite you
13279
13280advjay
13281OH MY GOD
13282oh i thought you were serious omg
13283Was literally gonna terminate this friendship
13284
13285advjeon
13286ahAHA no
13287just petty
13288what a devastating language barrier
13289
13290advjay
13291Honestly
13292Im ready to quit
13293
13294advjeon
13295ouch
13296
13297advjeon
13298over sauce sachets
13299lil packets
13300
13301advjay
13302And s's
13303
13304advjay
13305Ppl in america will just think u speaking another language if you say sauce sachets
13306
13307advjeon
13308well i mean people prob call them little packets here but apparently i do shit the hard way
13309
13310advjay
13311why are u different smh
13312
13313advjeon
13314nvm 7/10 websites on a google search for "sauce sachets" are .au at the end
13315it's an australian thing shit
13316
13317advjay
13318LmAO
13319
13320advjeon
13321oh well you're stuck w me
13322
13323advjay
13324I gotta get away from you before i start saying that dumb shit
13325i dont gotta b :/
13326
13327advjeon
13328racist
13329fine
13330leave (get out) right now
13331
13332advjay
13333jk ilu
13334
13335advjeon
13336lies
13337
13338advjay
13339Im putting up w you s's and sachets
13340das liebe
13341
13342advjeon
13343you're gonna say all sort of dumb shit in a week i guarantee it
13344
13345advjay
13346:'(
13347get ur aussie words away from me
13348
13349advjeon
13350but ur my favourite
13351
13352advjay
13353aWWW
13354shane :')
13355
13356advjeon
13357nvm u suck again
13358
13359advjay
13360also ;; i think im making another character aka suicide
13361
13362advjeon
13363w o a h
13364ill pray 4 u
13365
13366advjay
13367we literally joked about crazy people and more than one character
13368
13369advjay
13370But i been loco
13371
13372advjeon
13373tell me all about them!!!
13374
13375advjay
13376about what
13377
13378advjeon
13379the other character
13380you turned crazy on me fast
13381
13382advjay
13383Oh
13384Ye
13385Lmao i have no brain
13386its gone b a TOP fc & he gone b a bad person bc jimin makes me too fluffy but thats as far as i goy
13387Got*
13388
13389advjeon
13390gasPS
13391A TOP
13392good progress i'm proud of u
13393
13394advjay
13395is this sarcastic
13396i hate you
13397
13398advjeon
13399no i mean it
13400the second part anyway
13401i have 2 muses i wanna pick up but i'm too lazsy
13402
13403advjay
13404im super duper lazy i have like 797 paras that are just sitting unreplied to
13405but im miraculously ready to take on a new muse :/
13406
13407advjeon
13408u better still reply to me occasionally or i'll cry
13409
13410advjay
13411lol i only reply to you in a reasonable time slot
13412
13413advjeon
13414and spam you with hella fluff
13415be still my beating heart
13416
13417advjay
13418:')
13419Whats the 2 muses u wanted to make
13420im juss curious
13421
13422advjeon
13423wonho from monsta x as this tattoo artist/historical arts major, or yukwon as this heir that's shunned from his fam and his lavish heritance bc he a mutant
13424inheritance
13425welcome to 4am shane
13426
13427advjay
13428heritance
13429lmao go to sleep
13430
13431advjeon
13432i believed it was a word for a solid minute
13433
13434advjay
13435also jasmine kept telling me she had an idea for a jeon and joori para
13436but she keeps not logging on
13437
13438advjeon
13439tell me she doesn't forget as easy as u do
13440
13441advjay
13442lmao a lil bit
13443
13444advjeon
13445damn
13446
13447advjay
13448poor americans
13449& shitty memories
13450
13451advjeon
13452you poor creatures
13453
13454advjay
13455i actually went to the doctor about it before lmao
13456they say they believe bc i learned two languages at the same time when i was a bby/kid that my brain is just idk tired? I guess
13457
13458advjeon
13459oh shit
13460you poor polyglot
13461that's actually kinda impressive
13462
13463advjay
13464it was hell growing up
13465
13466advjeon
13467the learning languages part or the brain being tired part
13468
13469advjay
13470in school i used to get teased a lot bc obvs i went to school in an english speaking country but sometimes i only knew certain words in german
13471
13472advjay
13473Like if the teacher asked me my favorite color, i wouldnt know it in english so i would just blurt out german and kids would laugh and understanding things in school was hard bc basic words in english on like tests i only knew in german
13474
13475advjeon
13476oh crap that does sound like hell
13477school is hard enough without shitty kids poking fun for no damn reason
13478
13479advjay
13480But as i got older i learned english better ,, so it was fine
13481I was fluent in speaking both by like 2nd grade
13482
13483advjeon
13484but you write beautifully now so it wasn't for nothing i guess
13485well shit i can barely english at 21
13486
13487advjay
13488Lmao me either
13489
13490advjay
13491Im still shitty
13492
13493advjeon
13494shut up jimin's bio changed me as a person
13495
13496advjay
13497??????????
13498
13499advjay
13500Why do people keep saying that??????
13501
13502advjeon
13503it was so good!!!!!!
13504u modest lil shit
13505
13506advjay
13507Im not even trying to b like modest or a ass face but i lITERALLY spent no time on it like i was so disappointed but i had to get it in
13508
13509advjeon
13510that means ur just a natural writing beast under pressure
13511and i'm glad i get to write w you
13512and fluff u the fuck up
13513
13514advjay
13515why do u keep bein fluffy w me
13516my hearteu
13517
13518advjeon
13519i can shut up any time just gimme the magic word
13520
13521advjeon
13522s
13523
13524advjay
13525no i like it
13526"i love your exclamation marks"
13527
13528advjeon
13529..... that was a year ago let it go
13530
13531advjay
13532WHAT WAS THE OTHER THING YOU SAID
13533
13534advjeon
13535ARE YOU KEEPING RECEIPTS NOW
13536
13537advjay
13538yes of course
13539
13540advjeon
13541shit
13542
13543advjay
13544oh did u say
13545LMAO
13546
13547advjay
13548"i love it when you say that"
13549
13550advjeon
13551u have no proof
13552
13553advjay
13554my lets not get testy
13555you lucky tumblr deletes all old stuff
13556
13557advjeon
13558you're the testy one, getting all self aware
13559
13560advjay
13561Ah man i laughed so hard when u first said that
13562
13563advjeon
13564lauGHED WHY
13565
13566advjay
13567Bc it was just so unexpected and funny
13568
13569advjeon
13570r u d e
13571i'll be all insults here on out dw
13572
13573advjay
13574..........what is dw
13575you aussie sisters use it all the time
13576
13577advjeon
13578don't worry
13579
13580advjay
13581OH
13582
13583advjeon
13584lmao ig
13585
13586advjay
13587oh
13588:/
13589
13590advjeon
13591:\
13592
13593advjay
13594i hate you
13595
13596advjeon
13597you do not
13598
13599advjay
13600u wouldnt kno my tru feelings
13601its 4:30 AM go to sleep omg
13602
13603advjeon
13604ya but maybe if i tell u that u don't hate me enough you'll believe it
13605eH
13606
13607advjay
13608Why are you doing this to yourself
13609
13610advjeon
13611no idea
13612goodnight satan
13613
13614advjay
13615gasp are u calling me satan
1361612/12/2016
13617
13618advjay
13619http://polkari-seuta.tumblr.com/post/154314653614/jeonjikookie-i-am-fine
13620im okay :)
1362112/12/2016
13622
13623advjeon
13624aW
13625jimin looks gorgeous
13626and jk looks like he's scheming some shit
13627
13628advjay
13629LmaoO
13630fr
13631
13632advjeon
13633why do i stan
13634who knows
13635that icon tho
1363612/12/2016
13637
13638advjay
13639lol what icon
13640
13641 
13642
13643advjay
13644Oh
13645LmAO its cute tho
13646Big jikook shippers ;)
13647
13648advjeon
13649i knOW its wonderful
13650i already bookmarked it
13651
13652advjay
13653The artist that drew it only draws nsfw jikook typically
13654Shes gr8
13655her blog is placeyoursinshere
13656
13657advjeon
13658we need more people like that in the world
13659
13660advjay
13661its glorious
13662
13663advjeon
13664wow they go hard on the sin
13665
13666advjay
13667Ofc
13668It gets worse as u go older in the blog
13669
13670advjeon
13671like just the theme alone feels nsfw
13672i'm excited
13673
13674advjay
13675My recent fave is the one w jimin w reindeer antlers
13676
13677advjeon
13678... oh wow
13679
13680advjay
13681recently she been bottom!kook af and i dont fuck w that but its still amazing
13682I WAS SO SCARED THAT YOU WERE LIKE pro bottom kook like 24/7
13683i was gone cry if u were
13684
13685advjeon
13686ahaHAHA i can only imagine ur relief
13687
13688advjay
13689I literally breathed
13690Out
13691Loud
13692
13693advjeon
13694i don't write a lot of bottoms now that u mention it
13695
13696advjay
13697I typically dont
13698
13699advjeon
13700maybe wonho would be idk
13701
13702advjay
13703But when i play jimin i cant make him a top
13704Like it just wont happen
13705
13706advjeon
13707yeah he's a literal marshmallow
13708
13709advjeon
13710it fits
13711
13712advjay
13713tru tru
13714
13715advjay
13716u should help me create this top muse
13717:)
13718
13719advjeon
13720i'd be honoured!!!!
13721what are the options
13722
13723advjay
13724............
13725
13726advjeon
13727honored*
13728
13729advjay
13730"Honoured"
13731
13732advjeon
13733i fuckin knew
13734
13735advjay
13736LMAO how did u know i was gonna say that
13737
13738advjeon
13739i'M PSYCHIC
13740
13741advjay
13742Thats hilarious
13743But anyways
13744Yes i need help
13745No ideas are flowing
13746
13747advjeon
13748well
13749not a lot to work with but ok
13750
13751advjay
13752I just want him to have powers but be a bad person in general
13753
13754advjeon
13755like bad person bc he had a very shitty upbringing and he takes it out on the world
13756
13757advjay
13758Your FLUFF needs to be undone
13759
13760advjeon
13761or just straight up evil for no reason
13762i have some BAD NEWS  for u
13763
13764advjay
13765idk evil for no reason makes no sense
13766
13767advjeon
13768fluff is a permanent diagnosis
13769soz
13770you need to meet my lil sister
13771
13772advjay
13773Lmao why
13774OH
13775LMAO
13776
13777advjeon
13778he could be like super privileged and have like zero bad things happen to him and still be a total ass
13779or badass, however u wanna put it
13780idk how evil you wanna go
13781
13782advjay
13783das tru
13784I kinda wanted him to b like a gang person thingy
13785But like a classy gang person thingy
13786
13787advjeon
13788a classy gang person thingy
13789
13790advjay
13791lmao what are they called
13792Is there a classy name
13793
13794advjeon
13795i have no idea what you're thinking of
13796
13797advjay
13798Me either lmao its late
13799Basically thats kinda what i want
13800
13801advjeon
13802well sounds good so far
13803maybe watch a gang movie for inspo lmao
13804
13805advjeon
13806when it isn't nearly midnight
13807
13808advjay
13809its only 11:03 no biggie
13810
13811advjay
13812just gotta go to school @ 7:10 , wake up at 5:30 no biggi
13813
13814advjeon
13815... .. bro
13816why are you up
13817get some sleep crazy night owl
13818
13819advjay
13820i love pain rmr
1382112/13/2016
13822
13823advjeon
13824jimin gon be swimming in pain from jasmine's idea
13825
13826advjay
13827??????
1382812/13/2016
13829
13830advjeon
13831!!!!!!!!!
13832she didn't tell u?
13833
13834advjay
13835Lol no
13836She was like "i have to get it approvED"
13837Now she prob sleep who knows
13838
13839advjay
13840Shes not that asshole
1384112/14/2016
13842
13843advjeon
13844joori gon shove a wedge between the love birds
1384512/14/2016
13846
13847advjay
13848!!!!
13849How why
13850
13851advjeon
13852joori gon relapse :(
13853and jeon gon catch her doin it :(
13854
13855 
13856
13857 
13858
13859advjay
13860So is like googie gone tell jimin orr
13861
13862advjeon
13863yeah absolutely
13864
13865advjay
13866lol whata snitch
13867but jimin gone b idek
13868
13869advjeon
13870right
13871
13872advjay
13873Idek if jimin will believe him right away
13874Hed be like "......she...she couldnt have. She was fine......jeongguk you shouldnt play like that"
13875
13876advjeon
13877yeah and he might think on it for a while before telling him bc joori would literally beg
13878"you can't tell him, he'll be a wreck, you'll devastate him!!!!!!" kinda thing
13879
13880advjay
13881Thats.......accurate
13882
13883advjeon
13884and the last thing jeon wants is to see jimin upset
13885
13886advjay
13887He would b devastated
13888
13889advjeon
13890and he would k n o w how much it'd kill jimin
13891how's ur craving for angst now
13892
13893advjay
13894well im glad jeonnie boy knows him so well bc this is p accurate
13895im
13896listen reap what you sow i suppose
13897Im ded
13898jimin thought his lil sis was happy and healthy
13899hes gonna break down because he doesnt know why she used
13900
13901advjeon
13902but if tables were turned he'd want jimin to tell him if it were his lil sister so he thinks that telling jimbo is The Right Thing to do
13903
13904advjay
13905this lil moral compass.
13906but good job jeonnie
13907
13908advjeon
13909idk specifics, if it's been a recurring thing or if it's just joori using once
13910
13911advjeon
13912we didn't get v far
13913
13914advjay
13915lmao damn
13916yall aint get very far but this enough to make jimin faint
13917
13918advjeon
13919poor jimom though I'm already sad
13920
13921advjay
13922I already told ya what he would say
13923
13924advjeon
13925yeah she had a strong opening case
13926
13927advjay
13928Itd b hard convincing him thats even tru
13929
13930advjeon
13931i know and i think jeon would guess as much
13932
13933advjay
13934Jimin would ask how long ago did he "see" it happen and was she desperate looking ,, did she sound desperate bc thats saveable but if she didnt even care about Jimin finding out.....that is not so saveable
13935Him being a psychologist and all ;) hes good at this shit
13936
13937advjeon
13938and he's already had to help her through it once...  .. I think jasmine said for over a year
13939
13940advjay
13941....:.....
13942smh jimin gone sob
13943right in front of jeon
13944even if she wants to b saved its not gone b easy once she built the habit again
13945
13946advjeon
13947aw fuck i might too
13948
13949advjay
13950he just doesnt understand why she started agaim
13951Again*
13952
13953advjeon
13954he's got jeon's help too and he will literally change time!!!! to help fix it
13955but jimin probs gonna take it to his big heart and beat himself up about it either way
13956
13957advjay
13958Of course
13959
13960advjeon
13961your friend is an angst queen
13962
13963advjay
13964Bc jimin believes with addicts they use bc theres a disconnect. Something that they are not getting, a connection theyre not getting in their waking life so they use to fill a void, so Jimin would think hes doing something wrong or hes making her feel that void thats why she used. She came back to him and still used so hes thinking its ...well him
13965Told u she more savage than i am
13966
13967advjeon
13968aW JIMIN
13969fuck
13970jeongguk's gonna try 200% to make him feel worthy and complete and that he's enough
13971
13972advjeon
13973jimin's gonna get sick of breakfast in bed lemme tell u
13974
13975advjay
13976aww john
13977
13978advjay
13979but there rlly nothing anybody can do about how jimin feels. He wont be right until he gets her clean again and apologize to her lotz
13980
13981advjeon
13982i hope u know I'm doubling your fluff intake for compensation
13983
13984advjay
13985Lmaoo
13986I can imagine
13987
13988advjay
13989jimin would need lots of love
13990but accepting it is a lil harder
13991
13992advjeon
13993he's gonna get an unlimited amount
13994yeah jeongguk is gonna hate that part, trying to prove it but still wanting to deny it
13995
13996advjay
13997smh
13998jimin is a snuggler when he cries too much i hope jk is okay w a wet shirt like almost every night
13999
14000advjeon
14001he's gonna have to start wearing a shirt to sleep
14002
14003advjeon
14004but he's very okay with the cuddling, he'll put on jimin's fav movies and rub his back or some other cute shit :")
14005
14006advjay
14007:')
14008Jimin would just want him to hold him ,, and let him cry thats it
14009jeon lucky he didnt just shut down and keep to himself
14010
14011advjeon
14012carry him to bed at some ungodly hour when they fall asleep on the couch
14013
14014advjay
14015But i dont think hed do dat in this sitch
14016aww john
14017
14018advjeon
14019yeah jeon is very v ery grateful it didn't play out like that
14020
14021advjay
14022ye but seeing jimin puffy eyes & sad all the time not so great either but hey
14023win some ya lose some
14024
14025advjeon
14026jeon would still feel lucky jimin lets him stick around
14027
14028advjay
14029lol why wouldnt he
14030wait how long would john wait to tell him
14031
14032advjeon
14033long enough to give joori a chance to do it first
14034
14035advjay
14036lol she wouldnt
14037
14038advjeon
14039the longer he waits the worse he'd feel and want to come clean w jimin
14040
14041advjay
14042Least i dont think she would
14043
14044advjeon
14045yeah but he'd give her a chance anyway
14046optimistic lil john
14047
14048advjay
14049but the longer he waits ,, jimin would b like "why didnt u tell me sooner????"
14050
14051advjay
14052lmao joori an addict, shes a liar & a scammer smh u cant trust her to do anything john
14053and she jimin trying to get her off the drugs again omg
14054Shit*
14055
14056advjeon
14057i don't think it'd be too long but jeon would wanna shield jimin from it, hesitate when jimin comes home from work feeling exhausted and had a rly rl y bad day
14058
14059advjay
14060Getting her off the drugs would b easier if she couldnt freaking turn invisible
14061aww john ,, that boy caught in the middle
14062
14063advjeon
14064yeAH SHE SAID THAT
14065
14066advjay
14067lmao what she say
14068shes gonna make jimin helping her hell huh
14069
14070advjeon
14071yeeeep
14072
14073advjeon
14074wait lemme check
14075what she said
14076yeah she said that joori's first reaction would to just go invisible when jeon catches her
14077then when jk like ".....i saw u" joori would just be like "you can not tell jimin"
14078
14079advjay
14080lmaooo
14081she tried to hide already see
14082
14083advjeon
14084yeah she's not making it easy
14085
14086advjay
14087when jimin actually in the act of trying to get her off de drugs, she gone start hiding invisibly , thats what she did last time
14088so prepare for jimin to be always gone to look for hed
14089Her
14090
14091advjay
14092damn she really went hard w this idea
14093
14094advjeon
14095jeongguk would put up lil laser things and booby trap the whole house to see where she is
14096he'll have jimin's house like maximum security level
14097
14098advjay
14099she wont just be in the house tho lol thats the last place
14100it'll b hell bc theres a whole city around them and an invisible girl hes looking for
14101
14102advjeon
14103ok well he's all for putting traps and stuff all throughout incheon but the police might say otherwise
14104
14105advjay
14106lmAo
14107im outta here
14108
14109advjeon
14110idk he'll try helping in some dumb ass ways
14111
14112advjay
14113jimin gone b so stressed thenks alot jasmeen
14114
14115advjeon
14116jasmean
14117
14118advjay
14119!!
14120tbh
14121
14122advjeon
14123how did she get both of us in this plot
14124like
14125a perfect double takedown
14126
14127advjay
14128lmao bc jk basically an extension of jm
14129DOUBLE TAKEDOWN
14130U gtg
14131
14132advjeon
14133bye
14134
14135advjeon
14136nice knowing u i'll pray 4 u mezzia
14137
14138advjay
14139pls
14140
14141advjeon
14142jk is jimin's lil sidekick til the end
14143xtremely gay batman n robin
14144
14145advjay
14146lmao xtremely gay
14147im still shook jimin jeongguk first boyf
14148
14149advjeon
14150dude's 20 and a nerd it's lucky jimin isn't his first fuck
14151
14152advjay
14153LAMAOJSBSJSBDBNSS
14154thats hilariouss
14155I forget hes 2 years old
14156
14157advjeon
14158right
14159and jimin's life 50
14160like
14161👴
14162
14163advjay
14164:'(
14165
14166advjeon
14167..... .. 30*
14168
14169advjay
14170U lil asshole
14171
14172advjeon
14173he might need a hip replacement down the line though
14174jk gonna put them to good use
14175
14176advjay
14177this dirty brat
14178
14179advjeon
14180Lil asshole and dirty brat, back at it again
14181
14182advjay
14183basically lmao
14184
14185advjeon
14186"mess is sending me curses what did i do" l o l
14187i love this
14188
14189advjay
14190!!!!
14191ruin jimins sanity is what she did
14192
14193advjeon
14194just a lil
14195
14196advjeon
14197jeongguk was probably so nervous their first time though you'd think he was a virgin
14198
14199advjay
14200aww john
14201jimin would prob think thats so cute
14202
14203advjay
14204would prob giggle at him but doesnt want jk to get mad at his giggling so hed giggle quietly
14205
14206advjeon
14207lmao giggle quietly
14208but like round 2 or 3 and the animal has been woken
14209
14210advjay
14211LmAo
14212I was finna say wasnt they first time right after he confessed, then they had waaay too many rounds
14213
14214advjeon
14215I've lost count we've plotted toO Much
14216but they'd def break the bed
14217
14218advjay
14219LmAo i imagine.  jimin bed already creaky.
14220
14221advjeon
14222a lil dent in the wall that it's been banging against
14223
14224advjay
14225thats prob why they moved all thru out the house "we gotta move, literally gonna demolish my room u brat"
14226
14227advjeon
14228they try leaving the bedroom bc they think it'll stop them but lo and behold you Can fuck on a coffee table
14229
14230advjay
14231jimin keeps trying to complain but getting too good a dick down no words are coming out lmao
14232Lmao lo and behold u gtg
14233"how were u so cute like 2 rounds ago now youre gonna tear me in two 2+2=8 it dont add up"
14234
14235advjeon
142362+2=8
14237and u say i gtg
14238
14239advjay
14240LmAO
14241
14242advjeon
14243they put on a movie to watch, doesn't stop them. jeon makes jimin play video games, jeon distracts him w kisses when jimin starts winning
14244
14245advjay
14246lmao whata brat
14247
14248 
14249
14250advjeon
14251no one has ever been more excited
14252than jk is
14253sharing a bed with jimin
14254
14255advjay
14256thatd turn into sex too
14257LmAP
14258idk why but whenever u send pics
14259They dont load and i gotta like refresh
14260But look at him
14261
14262advjeon
14263aW
14264that sucks
14265
14266advjeon
14267yeah he's terrible
14268
14269advjay
14270what a creepy boy tbh
14271Jimin sleep and he just ecstatic
14272
14273advjeon
14274the first night they share a bed he'd do the nervous "do i cuddle or do i play it cool" internal struggle for a solid ten minutes max before trying it
14275
14276advjay
14277jimin just over there wondering when hes gonna get comfortable
14278Then b like "finally" when jeon tries it
14279
14280advjeon
14281jeon would be so happy he'd never move
14282his face a bright red mess if jimin turned around
14283
14284advjay
14285Jimin would turn around
14286To latch onto him
14287
14288advjay
14289Jungle gotta calm down
14290
14291advjeon
14292jk's mind: shit
14293he'S SO EXCITED
14294
14295advjay
14296lmAO what a kid
14297was less excited about sex rather than cuddling
14298
14299advjeon
14300nO he'd be dying over the sex
14301but cuddling means its more than just sex!!!!!!
14302what a kid
14303
14304advjay
14305what a NERD
14306"you're sucha loser"
14307
14308advjeon
14309jimin totally struck out w this one
14310
14311advjay
14312i feel a nvm coming
14313
14314advjeon
14315"and you're sucha winner"
14316"i'm ur prize"
14317"no refunds sorry"
14318
14319advjay
14320"well its a good thing i love it" que face kisses before lip kisses
14321
14322advjeon
14323what a softy
14324
14325advjay
14326the softest
14327still kinda a savage but less savage w johnny
14328
14329advjeon
14330soft savage
14331
14332advjeon
14333who can fuck w any gun
14334except explosives
14335still a savage
14336
14337advjay
14338lmao i foRGET ABOUT THAT
14339totally forgot jimin a straight a gun lord
14340
14341advjeon
14342ahaHAH keep forgetting about the rp
14343
14344advjay
14345honestly
1434612/14/2016
14347
14348advjay
14349sooo
14350
14351advjay
14352I got front row bts tickets today...
14353But my friends didnt get one at all
14354
14355advjay
14356And im stressed bc ???? I cant go by myself im so stressed
14357We all tried so hard why am i the chosen one
1435812/15/2016
14359
14360advjeon
14361bc you're the blessed messiah
14362but also pls tell me you're still going
14363take your phone I'll go w you :')
14364
14365advjay
14366two days again
14367you keep dying
14368imma just accept that u die sometimes
14369Im still goin for now
14370
14371advjeon
14372ur gzuz and I'm a zombie
14373
14374advjay
14375They added more tour dates sooo hopefully my palz get some tix
14376lol shane its ok
14377one of us had to b the undead
14378guess its u bc ur evil
14379
14380advjeon
14381i regret messaging you back already
14382can I be dead again
14383
14384advjay
14385:O
14386r u d e
14387
14388advjeon
14389shane gives me ptsd flashbacks to high school
14390but damn ur gonna see jk's thighs and jimin's butt in person
14391
14392advjay
14393tbh
14394Gonna extend my arm just to smack it
14395
14396advjeon
14397ok mrs incredible
14398
14399advjay
14400lmaoo
14401I didnt think you knew who the incredibles were
14402I was gonna say that
14403But yanno im not well versed w austrailian entertainment
14404
14405advjeon
14406you don't think we get disney over here do u
14407
14408advjay
14409Sure
14410U do
14411
14412advjeon
14413well i mean
14414
14415advjay
14416But not in like full
14417Like i felt like u only get like half of the disney we get
14418
14419advjeon
14420it takes months for shit to come out in the cinemas
14421
14422advjay
14423LmAO
14424see
14425
14426advjeon
14427so you're kinda right ig
14428
14429advjay
14430!!!!
14431
14432advjeon
14433half hearted crappy australian disney sucks
14434is incredibles even disney or did I imagine that
14435
14436advjeon
14437o well
14438our Netflix is also shit :(
14439
14440advjay
14441incredibles is pixar actually lmao
14442Omg
14443How is ur netflix shit
14444Austrailia is horrible
14445
14446advjeon
14447we have like zero stuff on it
14448
14449advjay
14450Just get american netflix??
14451
14452advjeon
14453and they stopped us from using proxies to get American or Canadian Netflix too
14454yeah...... we tried :(
14455
14456advjay
14457smh
14458austrailia is not human friendly whatsoever
14459
14460advjeon
14461not at all
14462even the government wants us dead
14463
14464advjay
14465I understand your sudden deaths now
14466
14467advjeon
14468im just imagining the inside of ur head rn
14469"Netflix sucks so I'm gonna go jump off the Sydney Opera house"
14470
14471advjay
14472LmAO
14473Most definitely
14474I couldnt rlly live without proper netflix
14475
14476advjay
14477And i dont even use it much
14478
14479advjeon
14480wOW just rub it in why don't y-
14481nah same though
14482I pirate the shit out of everything
14483and I think my mum is paying for like every fucking tv subscription service cause she hates australia too
14484
14485advjay
14486LmAO
14487
14488advjeon
14489and compensates with crappy Amazon prime shows
14490
14491advjay
14492do yall even have tv's
14493
14494advjeon
14495nah they're just boxes with animals acting out the scenes
14496
14497advjay
14498I knew it
14499
14500advjay
14501Just spiders eating birds on repeat
14502
14503advjeon
14504that's so dark
14505
14506 
14507Is it
14508
14509advjeon
14510OH GOD
14511meZZIA WHY
14512
14513advjay
14514BC
14515YOUR COUNTRY IS DARK AND TORTUROUS
14516
14517advjeon
14518but woooo ooo we have beaches and say cunt a lot come to australia!!!!!!!
14519
14520advjay
14521.....ur spiders ear birds
14522
14523advjay
14524Eat*
14525
14526advjeon
14527and we still have a shit load of birds
14528emphasis on the shit
14529they poop so much
14530
14531advjay
14532thats so gross i hate austrailia
14533
14534advjeon
14535samesies
14536
14537advjay
14538Lol i didnt see ur mssg
14539 
14540Also these
14541 
14542
14543advjeon
14544HOLY FUCK I SAW AND DIED
14545THE SECOND ONE THOUGH
14546shit
14547
14548 
14549why do i stan
14550
14551advjay
14552Lmao he sucha creep
14553
14554advjay
14555They look super duper wuper good tho
14556
14557advjeon
14558and yoongi in that red too 🔥
14559damn
1456012/16/2016
14561
14562advjay
14563Fr
14564
14565advjay
14566Snatching my edges something terrible
14567
14568advjeon
14569sighs
14570https://twitter.com/kniveskink/status/809463174609174530
14571
14572advjay
14573BOY
14574I was straight boutta die the whole livestream
14575Lol "look at him go"
14576
14577 
14578i need to get off twitter
14579
14580advjay
14581TWITTER MAKES MY BEB LOOK LIKE SUCHA HOE CONSTANTLY
14582
14583advjeon
14584TBH
14585
14586advjeon
14587twitter turns them all into hoes
14588i've seen too much
14589
14590 
14591Well ....jimin is a hoe honestly
14592
14593advjeon
14594well fuck
14595
14596 
14597This supposed to b a simple cute livestream
14598
14599advjeon
14600right to the camERA
14601HE HAS TO KNOW
14602
14603advjay
14604Just waitin on a popsiscle next
14605
14606advjeon
14607im gonna die
14608
14609advjay
14610Tbh
14611
14612advjay
14613instantly went to our jikook & jimin suckin dick
14614This gotta stop
14615
14616advjeon
14617plea s e
14618and those photos of jeon with that red hickey lookin splotch on his neck
14619
14620advjay
14621!
14622 
14623U can stop now
14624
14625advjeon
14626aGSFHBJASNDK
14627
14628advjay
14629Lmaoooo
14630
14631 
14632
14633 
14634When jk looks exactly like that baby
14635
14636advjeon
14637shIT HE DO
14638
14639 
14640Also these was cute
14641
14642advjeon
14643and phallic
14644
14645advjay
14646LmAO
14647tru
14648
14649advjeon
14650i mean
14651cute
14652af
14653
14654advjay
14655I seen edits w the mics as dicks
14656
14657advjeon
14658ofC there are edits
14659smh
14660
14661advjay
14662And googie just bein a lil coax-er
14663
14664advjeon
146656 mics in his face and jeons is elsewhere
14666
14667advjay
14668My phone is on 1% marvelous
14669Lmao "is elsewhere"
14670
14671advjeon
14672good luck bein bored until u charge 👌
14673
14674advjeon
14675there's so much bts x porn on twitter
14676they have to have seen some
14677
14678advjay
14679Tbh
14680Lmao i literally have a jikook nsfw acc i feel suddenly dirty
14681
14682advjeon
14683i'm just picturing them all nutting to it
14684
14685advjay
14686LmaO
14687https://twitter.com/kinkyjoons/status/803333664729956353
14688
14689advjeon
14690baby bois gonna be shitting glitter for weeks
14691
14692advjay
14693LmaO fr
14694
14695advjay
14696But thats still p ......cute. The glitter
14697
14698advjeon
14699it iS but im just imagining jeon buying like... . shimmery lube and jimins eyes rolling back into his head
14700
14701advjay
14702LmaO
14703Thats a nice picture
14704Eyes rolling to back of his head will happen a looooooot
14705
14706advjeon
14707i can imagine
14708the amount of shit jeon would wanna try with jimin
14709but half afraid to ask bc "wow ur such a brat"
14710
14711advjay
14712Thats....scary
14713
14714advjeon
14715hOW
14716
14717advjay
14718A 20 year old and "things he wants to try" would u not b afraid
14719
14720advjeon
14721id be terrified but
14722jimin's a tougher man than i
14723
14724advjay
14725This is tru
14726
14727advjeon
14728a 20 yo who's never slept w a guy before
14729hell yeah he wants to try some shit
14730
14731advjay
14732Why did fire come straight to my mind
14733pls dont play w fire jk
14734
14735advjeon
14736hES NOT THAT CRAZY
14737
14738advjay
14739Jimin would b open to whatever he wants to try but terrified at whatever he would b about to say
14740
14741advjeon
14742jeon would prob hype it up to be this risque kink, embarrassed to ask
14743and turns out he just wants to fuck in the shower
14744or something p vanilla
14745
14746advjay
14747Jimin would laugh lmao but try not to
14748just be like "ofc beb"
14749
14750advjeon
14751he'd work his way up to the scary stuff
14752next step: handcuffs
14753
14754advjay
14755see thats scurry
14756
14757advjeon
14758only if jeon loses the key
14759
14760advjay
14761!!!
14762
14763 
14764Jimin trying not to beat jk ass if jk lost the key
14765
14766advjeon
14767HIS SMOL FUCKIN HANDS
14768IM DEAD
14769"how u gon beat my ass with your hands tied hyung :////"
14770
14771advjay
14772".......ur annoying and im cold go fIND IT"
14773
14774advjeon
14775ahA he'd prob. .. definitely have a spare but just a lil worried jimin might actually beat his ass so he sucks up before freeing him
14776
14777advjay
14778watch jimin smack him
14779Right upside the head
14780
14781advjeon
14782"hYuUUNG IM SORRY!!!"
14783
14784advjeon
14785sprinting off the bed and prob falling on his ass anyway
14786
14787advjay
14788lmao hed just ignore that & hop in the shower
14789
14790advjeon
14791cue jeon being very vanilla for a while
14792
14793advjay
14794LMAO i thought about Jimin ignoring jk in a serious manner today. Or yesterday
14795
14796advjeon
14797aw what'd he do now
14798
14799advjay
14800Cant find the pic of pouty jeon again but
14801thatd b it
14802and whatever jimin was mad about would just evaporate bc googie so cute
14803He cant kno he has that power
14804
14805advjeon
14806he'd prob do it unknowingly
14807
14808advjeon
14809having jimin ignore him would make him the poutiest lil pup ever
14810https://twitter.com/nsfwbangtun/status/719392927810719744
14811w/o the mommy lmao
14812
14813advjay
14814um
14815he tryna kill jm
14816or
14817
14818advjeon
14819just a lil
14820
14821advjay
14822jimin lowkey got a daddy kink 👀
14823U just fueled it, its over
14824
14825advjeon
14826aHAHA well shit
14827
14828advjeon
14829how lowkey are we talkin tho
14830like jeon finding out thru his browser history low or
14831
14832advjay
14833Lowkey as in, if jk said that watch jm get hard
14834Like hella quick
14835And run away bc thats embarassing
14836
14837advjeon
14838lmao what an innocent daddy
14839he'd save it for when jimin's bound and can't flee
14840tease him to his limits
14841put on a show for jim
14842
14843advjay
14844jimin would nut in like .0 seconds
14845
14846advjay
14847the age difference just makes it worse
14848jk already got a baby kink this works
14849
14850advjeon
14851a match made in smut heaven
14852jeon wouldn't expect it from jm but dAMN would be exploit it
14853
14854advjay
14855power bottom jimin comin to play & getting more intense we explorin new territory shane
14856"would be"
14857
14858advjeon
14859shh h and b are close keys
14860https://twitter.com/jeonglows/status/804013426049740800
14861the snaps jeon would send to him at work
14862
14863advjay
14864*sighs*
14865
14866advjeon
14867dirty af captions that aren't like him
14868the dirty talk only coming out when he's desperate
14869
14870advjay
14871tbh , jimin being pissed off enough, one day he gone send jk a video of him full on fuckin himself w a what cha ma call
14872I cANNOT THINK OF THE WORD WTF
14873what aRE FAKE DICKS CALLED
14874
14875advjeon
14876.... . . .
14877
14878advjay
14879thats literally what took me so long to reply
14880I canT thInk of THE WOrD
14881
14882advjeon
14883LmaoOao
14884
14885advjay
14886donT SEND DOTS SEND ANSWERS
14887
14888advjeon
14889DILDO????
14890
14891advjay
14892DILDO
14893
14894advjeon
14895a what cha ma call
14896
14897advjay
14898thats it
14899
14900advjeon
14901that'd be a new low for jk
14902so jealous of a plastic dic
14903
14904advjay
14905lMAO poor boy
14906Or jimin fingering himself. Jk cant b jealous of fingers
14907...or maybe he can hes quite petty
14908
14909advjeon
14910he'd send back just a vid of his mouth "come for me daddy"
14911
14912advjeon
14913he's insanely petty
14914
14915advjay
14916I.....had to sit down for that one
14917
14918advjay
14919"jk is only 20" "hed b lucky he had sex at all" "he'd b so nervous about sex" "hes just a little nerd" -shane
14920
14921advjeon
14922it's the quiet ones u gotta look out for
14923hes practically connected to the internet 24/7
14924
14925advjay
14926Watch jimin turn petty and b jealous of a camera for being able to capture thaf
14927That*
14928
14929advjeon
14930aW
14931u better believe jeon would do it all over again when jimin gets home
14932
14933advjay
14934hed nut in .0 seconds again
14935
14936advjay
14937"why can i never win"
14938
14939advjeon
14940win at what
14941who can take the longest to cum
14942
14943advjay
14944the most painful snaps
14945
14946advjeon
14947"c'mere and you'd be the winner all night"
14948
14949advjeon
14950https://twitter.com/bottomkookie/status/808129025033936896
14951sighs angrily
14952
14953advjay
14954!!!!!!!!
14955"yoURE TOO FUXKIN SMOOTH"
14956
14957advjay
14958That link....
14959
14960advjay
14961Hes 3 years old why is he doing this
14962
14963advjeon
14964smoothest 3yo around
14965
14966advjeon
14967jk is definitely the type to hold hands when they fucking
14968https://twitter.com/btsinbloom/status/802191027792707585
14969
14970advjay
14971ahhh
14972Thats so cuteee
14973ALWAYS SMUT TO FLUFF
14974
14975advjeon
14976WELL I MEAN I CAN GO BACK
14977
14978advjeon
14979jk being all cute and playing w jimin's fingers until he just pins both hands down and leaves jimin's neck covered in marks
1498012/16/2016
14981
14982advjay
14983:/
14984
14985advjay
14986i just dont want pain
1498712/16/2016
14988
14989advjay
14990https://twitter.com/bttmtae/status/746459162830315520 💀💀💀💀
1499112/16/2016
14992
14993advjeon
14994f u c k
14995
14996advjay
14997:/ tbh
14998jimin a lucky gal
14999*male
15000
15001advjeon
15002LMAOOO
15003u said gal no takesies backsies
15004
15005 
15006do yall have spongebob
15007
15008advjeon
15009hell yea we have spongebob
15010
15011advjay
15012Hey , i was just making sure austrailia is a weird country/continent
15013thats hella confusing too
15014why is it considered both
15015yall gtg
15016
15017advjeon
15018idek just to confuse you
15019
15020advjay
15021exactly
15022
15023advjeon
15024it gets all of us too
15025
15026advjay
15027also
15028 
15029
15030 
15031Jk almost every week
15032I rmred this time :)
15033
15034advjeon
15035whoa
15036im proud of u
15037but also wow
15038
15039advjay
15040jm's subtle way of being jelly & possessive lmao
15041
15042advjeon
15043i saw this one pic of a hickey heart
15044i dare u to tell me jk wouldn't leave that on jimin
15045
15046advjay
15047i saw lotz of hickey hearts, jimin also does diamonds and penacles
15048
15049advjay
15050lmao i seen just a straight up bite on a dude buttcheek. just savage
15051Im kidding about the diamonds and penacles pla
15052Pls*
15053
15054advjeon
15055i can see it tho tbh
15056and the savage bite
15057"ur such a fuckin brat"
15058bites
15059
15060advjay
15061u got it
15062jm secretly loves it tho
15063
15064advjeon
15065his brattiness???!?!?
15066
15067advjay
15068savage bites
15069But that too
15070he wouldnt kno how to function if jk wasnt a brat
15071
15072advjeon
15073lmao i was gonna say
15074AW
15075
15076advjay
15077Jm can only take cooperation so long
15078
15079advjeon
15080comes home and jk is with a vacuum or some shit and jimin just walks back out the door like shit is this really my house
15081
15082advjay
15083LMAO tbh
15084"Welcome home jimin hyung" "who tf is you"
15085
15086advjeon
15087HAHA
15088
15089advjeon
15090"dinner's nearly ready, go wash up"  "get out u demon"
15091
15092advjay
15093honesTly
15094see jimin wouldnt kno what to do
15095so "jimin" no hyung and leaving his controller in the middle of the floor and all the lights on, jimin just receives better
15096he can just body slam jk
15097but niceness what does he do he doesnt know
15098
15099advjeon
15100always with the body slams
15101
15102advjay
15103one dAY hes gonna rlly do it
15104but softly and on the bed
15105hed never hurt his bb
15106
15107advjeon
15108turns out there's a logical explanation and he'd spilled glitter everywhere and is RLY nervous jimin's gonna actually kick him out so he goes into housewife mode
15109aw what a softy
15110
15111advjay
15112....so hes a brat even when hes not
15113amazing
15114
15115advjeon
15116Y u p
15117but he gotta keep jm guessing
15118
15119 
15120ALSO cute
15121U prob seen all this but i like sending jikook
15122he do keep jm guessing......guessing when he gone drop this adolescent
15123
15124advjay
15125amirite
15126
15127advjeon
15128lmao never soz chim
15129i don't think i have seen it but woW I live for jimin and sweater paws
15130and that possessive hand on jimin wowee
15131
15132advjeon
15133at least he's got the boring part of adulthood down like taxes.. ..  and idk hanging out the laundry
15134just gotta wait until he gives up the rest of his childish shit
15135
15136advjay
15137lmao i just imagine jimin staring at jk do something dumb for so long
15138dont help him
15139Just let his lil brain figure it out
15140
15141advjeon
15142a+ parenting
15143
15144advjeon
15145what a teacher
15146imagine jk going to jimin to open all the shit he can't
15147every jar or plastic packaging from hell
15148
15149advjay
15150Watch jk hear "figure it out" every single time
15151
15152advjeon
15153".. ....  fuck"
15154makes a robot that'll open it for him instead
15155
15156advjay
15157"ur so smart youre dumb"
15158
15159advjeon
15160"and ur the dummy stuck w me"
15161"--don't leave ok"
15162
15163advjay
15164".......get out of my house"
15165
15166advjay
15167Called him a dummy smh
15168
15169advjeon
15170watch jk cling into him for a solid ten minutes
15171Onto
15172
15173advjay
15174https://twitter.com/fyjikook/status/773726542870548480
15175This is prob often lmao
15176And lmao jk & his clinging
15177
15178advjeon
15179that's SO FUCKIN CUTE
15180
15181advjay
15182I KNOW RIGHT
15183
15184advjeon
15185he just throws himself at jks back
15186
15187advjay
15188Of course he does
15189
15190advjay
15191Jk is all broad & tall. piggy backs r prob fantastic
15192
15193advjeon
15194jeon would piggyback him everywhere
15195
15196advjay
15197excellent bc jimin jumps on him everywhere
15198
15199advjeon
15200theyre gonna get some weird looks when they go shopping
15201and jk just smiling the whole time bc he's sO HAPPY
15202
15203advjay
15204lmao i forget they in korea
15205gayness isnt the most accepted thing lmao
15206
15207advjeon
15208yeah... . . o well
15209
15210advjay
15211jm wouldnt care if jk doesnt tho
15212"beb look how hard that lady is staring at us....lmao kiss me"
15213
15214advjeon
15215nah he'd kiss jimin anywhere anytime
15216"damn i think she jealous.... she might come over here and try n join"
15217
15218advjay
15219"well lets wink at her then"
15220as she stalks away angrily
15221
15222advjeon
15223lmao what a scandalous couple
15224
15225advjay
15226honestly they were made for each other
15227
15228advjeon
15229no one in the world can put up w jeon like jimin can
15230
15231advjay
15232lmao fr
15233prob no one knows jm like jk do
15234rmr i said , one person can b perplexed "whAT IS WRONG W JIMIN" jk dont even gotta look up "hes hungry, he hasnt eaten" "how do you know" ".....i just......do"
15235
15236advjeon
15237YEAH
15238
15239advjeon
15240but he'd pay attention to jimin like nothing else
15241this boy oblivious af but one subtle sigh from jm and he's in caring boyf mode
15242
15243advjay
15244aW johnny
15245
15246advjay
15247jimin loves dat hes hella immature but his maturity shows when it matters
15248
15249advjay
15250jm lub him so much
15251
15252advjeon
15253he's cute when it counts
15254
15255advjay
15256dat too
15257I also thought about what theyd b like if one of them had to go on a trip or smth for a month
15258
15259advjeon
15260and probably always distracting when he shouldn't be
15261
15262advjay
15263!!!
15264jm gone body slam him
15265
15266advjeon
15267u mean: A mess
15268do it I dare u jm
15269the phone calls would be intense
15270
15271advjay
15272lol being a behav psych teacher he prob does have to travel sometimes. they like to randomly make them take on extra training
15273
15274advjeon
15275how they gonna do long distance when jeon is so used to breathing down jimin's neck 24/7
15276
15277advjay
15278LmAO
15279tbh
15280how is jimin's neck going to be warm without jk breathing down it
15281
15282advjay
15283this is chaotic
15284
15285advjeon
15286"hyung i miss u :((((" 
15287 "babe it's been 20 mins i haven't even left sk yet"
15288
15289advjay
15290lmAO fr
15291
15292advjeon
15293"come home already TT"
15294
15295advjay
15296"Only 29 days to go john"
15297
15298advjeon
15299what a wreck
15300
15301advjay
15302tbh
15303
15304advjeon
15305and the sexting tho
15306they'd get a lot of practice in
15307
15308advjay
15309A month is too much jm would die
15310
15311advjay
15312tbh
15313Jm better win at least once
15314
15315advjeon
15316here's to jk always hoping he comes home early
15317he'd win all the time
15318esp the longer its been
15319
15320advjay
15321NOT WITH JK BEING RANDOMLY SMOOTH Y KINKY
15322*and idk why i spoke random spanish
15323
15324advjeon
15325smooth y kinky
15326das jeon
15327
15328advjay
15329lmAo
15330
15331advjay
15332watch jm suddenly develop a lingerie kink
15333
15334advjeon
15335the longer jimin's been gone, the less sense jk would make--
15336shit
15337like
15338lingerie on jm or
15339
15340advjay
15341lingerie on jimin
15342
15343advjeon
15344yeah jk would explode
15345nbd
15346
15347advjeon
15348still thinking about those fishnets with the glitter man jk would be incoherent
15349
15350advjay
15351"who knew new york would open my eyes to these things"
15352
15353advjay
15354jm's goal achieved
15355
15356advjeon
15357"let's go there together next time ok"
15358i hate to think what they'd be like getting high together
15359
15360advjay
15361"the girl that helped me pick them said you'd like these ,, all i said was that u a 20 year old meme-nerd hybrid"
15362
15363advjeon
15364at the v least jeon wouldn't dare rip any of it
15365
15366advjay
15367LMAO idek they have so many sides to them how would they even act
15368
15369advjeon
15370HAHA
15371honestly idek
15372
15373advjay
15374would they b fluffy , smutty, goofy?? All of the above???
15375
15376advjeon
15377jeon would eat everything and be cuddlier than he already is
15378
15379advjeon
15380prob eventually smutty
15381it's inevitable
15382
15383advjay
15384always
15385
15386advjeon
15387i pick all of the above
15388
15389advjay
15390same why do we do this
15391
15392advjeon
15393we like the pain ig
15394
15395advjay
15396watch them laugh at the dumbest shit like jk
15397and end up giving some sloppy bjs
15398
15399advjeon
15400he'd get all philosopher high and make zero sense
15401
15402advjeon
15403way too handsy and forgetting the morning after why they're both covered in tiny bruises
15404
15405advjay
15406honestly but is that rlly weird for them
15407
15408advjeon
15409"... .. . did i hickey your dick???"
15410not at all
15411it'd just be them but funnier and hornier
15412
15413advjay
15414"..........??? U did??? whY?????????"
15415
15416advjeon
15417"not on purpose!!!! i think i got confused...."
15418
15419advjay
15420"my dick isnt big....ur teeth aRE YOU COULDA BIT IT OFF"
15421
15422advjeon
15423"i wouldn't have!!!!!!! i need it too much for that :/"
15424
15425advjeon
15426imagine the difference in handjobs
15427jimin's hands v jeons fuckin massive ones
15428
15429advjay
15430!!!
15431Jimin is mostly mouth bc his hands so litt
15432
15433advjeon
15434jimin could prob unravel jeon with his mouth alone
15435get him on the edge without v much effort
15436
15437advjay
15438Just how he like it
15439
15440advjeon
15441but jeon still loves it when he's all hands too
15442bright red scratches all down his back
15443
15444advjay
15445Jm is lotz of mouth
15446Hes probably always giving jk a blow job lmao
15447Some how someway his mouth ends up on it
15448
15449advjeon
15450LMAO
15451someway
15452not that jk minds in the slightest
15453but he'd be hard in half a second
15454just looking at jimin's mouth
15455
15456advjay
15457Good thing jimin loves to do it
15458
15459advjay
15460LmAO
15461"Jeongguk stop staring at my lips i stg if u get hard in this grocery store
15462
15463advjeon
15464"uh....... too late"
15465holds the shopping cart real low to hide it
15466
15467advjay
15468https://twitter.com/thesinofart/status/782675272575234048
15469Poor john id b hard too
15470
15471advjeon
15472honESTLY
15473when isn't he
15474
15475advjay
15476LmAO
15477
15478advjay
15479Jimin would pretend to b lowkey mad but b so thirsty to suck his dick he dont even care no more
15480
15481advjeon
15482it'd be a miracle if jeon was around jimin for an hour without springing a boner
15483lowkey mad at his brat
15484for being that turned on by his mouth alone
15485honestly imagine jk when he gets to see jm in lingerie
15486
15487advjay
15488!!!!
15489
15490advjeon
15491the poor boys prob gonna faint
15492too much blood rushing downwards
15493
15494advjay
15495LmAO
15496When he wakes up jimin just like "i didnt think youd b into it..........."
15497
15498advjeon
15499"im so into it you need to take it off unless you want it torn to shreds. now"
15500picks jimin up and carries him to bed
15501
15502advjay
15503Jimin fuckin leaking bc damnnnn
15504
15505advjeon
15506jk isn't skilled enough to take it off w his teeth but wow would he try
15507and just end up marking jimin instead, pulling it off with eager hands
15508
15509advjay
15510jimin lovin how desperate jk is
15511His other kink
15512Smh
15513Jimin got too many kinks
15514Moaning and whining and jk not even doing nothing
15515Got his hands in jk hair smh whata mess
15516
15517advjeon
15518same jimin could breathe jks way and he'd nut
15519they'd look so wrecked when they're done with each other
15520scratches and marks, messy hair and jimin prob with a limp
15521even more reasons for piggybacks
15522
15523advjay
15524Jimin likes it as rough as jk can stand it
15525So hed complain but as lightly as complaints can b
15526Lmao
15527
15528advjeon
15529jeon would prob bust his hip going too hard
15530insatiable when jimin's so responsive under him
15531
15532advjay
15533Wow who knew he liked to hear jimin scream
15534
15535advjeon
15536the poor unsuspecting neighbors
15537
15538advjay
15539He literally gone have stab wounds in his back
15540Jimin is already sensitive
15541
15542advjeon
15543jk and his nonstop apologies afterwards, asking jimin if he's okay like twenty times
15544
15545advjay
15546Jimin gone have tears down his cheeks bottom lip bleeding bc he was biting so hard jk straight tryna kill him
15547
15548advjeon
15549covering him in kisses like that'll take away the pain
15550aW
15551
15552advjay
15553Awww
15554Its ok john
15555Jimin loves that shit
15556
15557advjay
15558Hed praise jeongguk so much "you made me feel so good baby" "nobody has ever fucked me that well before i feel it in my damn stomach"
15559
15560advjeon
15561even if jimin said that to him, he'd prob still feel like an asshole and treat him like a damn prince
15562
15563advjay
15564Well jimin not arguing ;)
15565
15566advjeon
15567"ok but next time let's get u a safeword....just in case"
15568
15569advjay
15570"Whatever you want babe"
15571
15572advjeon
15573the praises still going straight to his dick tho
15574
15575advjay
15576LmAO tryna b all concerned and shit
15577Jimin just got the best dick down. He prob smiling and glowing even w bite marks and finger prints all over him
15578
15579advjeon
15580and he'd be so fuckin flexible from dancing too wow
15581
15582advjay
15583!!!!!
15584This is tru
15585
15586advjeon
15587his legs over jks shoulders all the time
15588
15589advjay
15590Literally bent in half
15591Hes gonna b such a cry-er
15592
15593advjay
15594Throaty ass screams too much pleasure boy. Screaming jk name.
15595
15596advjeon
15597even going as hard as they are, jk would still hold his hand and wipe away tears
15598
15599advjay
15600Aww so sweet
15601Jm would b stunned into silence jk too sweet while fucking him hard this tew much
15602
15603advjeon
15604a silent jimin would worry jk into some slow fucking tbh
15605a hand on his cheek and glossy eyes "you still with me, hyung?"
15606
15607advjeon
15608https://www.instagram.com/p/BOFoA1mgjic/
15609
15610advjay
15611jimin just moaning a response he feels too good to speak
15612Lolololaoams jk giant ass hands. He looks so tech-y there. its lowkey attractive
15613
15614advjeon
15615oH YEAH lmao i forgot u and jimin have a thing for tech nerds 👀👀
15616
15617advjeon
15618a lowkey thing anyway
15619jk and his dexterous fingers
15620
15621advjay
15622Lmao we do
15623Isnt that how jikook met 👀👀
15624Oh no they met thru jk sis
15625
15626advjeon
15627how awk must jk have been
15628o yeah
15629we can throw that in as their second meeting
15630
15631advjay
15632Lmao still how awk jk must have been
15633
15634advjeon
15635jimin needing a repair asap cause all his reports are on his laptop or smth
15636
15637advjay
15638lmao ye
15639Grades due that night and he needed his laptop fixed immediately
15640
15641advjeon
15642"wow hey fancy seeing u here"
15643jk hard immediately
15644
15645advjay
15646"pls pls plso plsos can u fix my computer ,, like now"
15647OH LMAO
15648I thought this when they met
15649"jk knOck it off and fix ma shit"
15650
15651advjeon
15652lmao same but that wouldn't stop jk's dick tbh
15653
15654advjay
15655aww if this is when they met
15656
15657advjay
15658jimin would b too frantic to even look jk in the eye
15659bc this like the 3rd time he gone b late for grades
15660but when he does
15661itd prob b like a 'damn this boy is fine but GRADES' moment
15662
15663advjeon
15664the contrast between old and new tho
15665"plsplspls repair"  vs "FIX MY shit brat"
15666jk would work his tech-y magic real fast, shove his schedule out of whack just for this frantic angel of a man
15667whipped from day 2
15668
15669advjay
15670jimin wouldnt b all rude tho hed b like "im sorry i came in like that. Im a teacher and grades are due in like an hour."
15671LMAO the contrast
15672
15673advjay
15674Poor jk
15675Polite got old real fast
15676
15677advjeon
15678jeon still just staring at him and his mouth and somehow managing to nod along "i'll have it fixed in 5, don't worry :')"
15679bc damn https://68.media.tumblr.com/f8c0f5fefd1b2162ce458be73624cfdb/tumblr_oiawhe4xUA1ug7iw9o1_1280.jpg
15680
15681advjay
15682!!!!
15683same jk same
15684Like wow jimin is so beautiful that fuckin pic
15685
15686advjeon
15687find a flaw i dare u
15688shit https://68.media.tumblr.com/2f228c2ba88d48aef5528d1dbfb9b34f/tumblr_oiax07kBQg1u5ikygo1_1280.jpg
15689s h I T https://68.media.tumblr.com/2a5b5bcb8d8dd2a278bdadad810e2b84/tumblr_ohrwpk6GV21u5ikygo1_1280.jpg
15690
15691advjeon
15692im out rip shane
15693
15694advjay
15695Jimin still think he cute and now that he can breathe..... "im jimin....by the way forgot to say"
15696JEONGGUK SHIT
15697
15698advjeon
15699actually that's a way cuter first meeting can we just switch them
15700
15701advjay
15702ofc
15703
15704advjeon
15705first time jk repairs jimin's laptop and second time they meet its cause of lil sis
15706and jk is all "fuCK YOU DIDN'T TELL ME UR TEACH WAS /HIM/"
15707
15708advjay
15709THATS ACTUALLY SO CUTE
15710i can see his sis like "???how do you know him??? whats the big deal"
15711
15712advjeon
15713jk wondering if jimin remembers him, all bashful about it
15714
15715advjay
15716Lmao her bro malfunctioning n shit
15717
15718advjeon
15719spot on tbh
15720
15721advjay
15722Jimin def would
15723
15724advjeon
15725he'd have a mini panic attack "the big deal is i was expecting some old geezer and now i have to speak with hiM about YOU"
15726
15727advjay
15728jimin would be like "????¿¡!!¿" for like a good 2 seconds before hes a profesh teacher again
15729
15730advjeon
15731i bet they talk about her for a hot minute and subtle flirt for the rest
15732
15733advjay
15734LmAO "her grades are gr8 anyways---"
15735
15736advjeon
15737i can just picture the sis shoving headphones in and never taking her eyes off her phone
15738
15739advjay
15740Lmao typical teen
15741
15742advjeon
15743jk just "so.. how'd you go with the grades?"
15744
15745advjeon
15746reminding himself not to stare like an idiot
15747
15748advjay
15749"it went perfect thanks to you. i would have been unemployed and homeless"
15750Jimin reminding himself he cant b flirty mcbirty rn bc this his student brother and they are AT SCHOOL
15751
15752advjeon
15753flirty mcbirty lm a o
15754i feel like it'd be one of those awk encounters that just leaves both of them like "????? what?? was that?? i need to see them again!!!"
15755instant chemistry but unfortunate circumstance
15756
15757advjay
15758Honestly
15759Jimin lowkey tryna get info from his sis
15760
15761advjeon
15762ahA jk praying his sis turns into wingman of the year
15763
15764advjay
15765Lmao
15766
15767advjay
15768Or she can b the lil shit that makes him do it on his own
15769
15770advjeon
15771its definitely that one
15772
15773advjay
15774Always
15775
15776advjeon
15777she'd prob spill embarrassing shit about jk to jimin though
15778
15779advjay
15780How we go from jikook fuckin to the point of jimins tears to their first meeting
15781LmAO
15782
15783advjeon
15784its a rollercoaster tbh
15785anything cadn happens
15786caN
15787
15788advjay
15789next time jimin see him "u do know iron man isnt real right"
15790
15791advjeon
15792"takE THAT BACK!!!"
15793
15794advjay
15795"Smh she told me u thought this way..... but i didnt believe her... low and behold"
15796
15797advjeon
15798jk would feel personally attacked
15799
15800advjeon
15801"low and behold what???" watch him get all squinty "are you analysing me mr. park"
15802
15803advjay
15804"....low and behold ur a nerd. Shoulda known ,, u work as an IT guy. A nerds dream job." "Its not analyzing if its plain to see 👀👀👀"
15805
15806advjeon
15807"......fair point....but this nerd saved you from being unemployed and homeless so"
15808"at least show iron man a lil respect"
15809
15810advjay
15811"Touche. I owe you one jeon jeongguk"
15812"......nvm"
15813
15814advjeon
15815haHAHA
15816
15817advjeon
15818take that back real fast jm
15819
15820advjay
15821Aw i pictured smth smooth jk coulda said but they started out as amigos first right
15822Or this para means nothing
15823
15824advjeon
15825LMAO
15826yeah i mean it's cute having them deny their Feelings for a bit
15827but shoot
15828what would smooth y kinky jk say
15829
15830advjay
15831"How boutta date :)"
15832After jm said he owe him one
15833
15834advjeon
15835aaAAW
15836
15837advjeon
15838what a cutie
15839
15840advjay
15841Jimin woulda been flustered
15842
15843advjeon
15844i mean they'd prob still flirt with each other from time to time, jk unsure if jimin's got real feelings and jimin denying it all bc kid is 3 years old
15845hE'S gonna use it though
15846that's a+ material
15847
15848advjay
15849"I never asked how old u were. Lmao u sound like a 20 year old"
15850
15851advjeon
15852flustering jimin is always the goal
15853god damn like what can he even say to that
15854".... you're a good guesser, hyung"
15855
15856advjay
15857Watch jimin spit out water he wasnt even drinking
15858
15859advjeon
15860so he just
15861spit
15862everywhere
15863
15864advjay
15865"..........you're 20.....?"
15866
15867advjeon
15868"21 in september"
15869
15870advjay
15871Dat mean jim 27 kor age
15872He even older shit
15873
15874advjeon
15875fuck
15876http://rapperjimin.tumblr.com/post/154566577314/fyeahbangtaned-jn-youre-the-maknae-so-youre
15877jimin is jin
15878
15879advjay
15880lmao
15881
15882advjeon
15883but also jimin "so irritating"
15884
15885advjay
15886HAVE U SEEN JIMIN TRY TO RUN BUT JK JUST STOPPED HIM SO EASILY W ONE ARM AND WAS LIKE "where u think u going" IN THIS DEEP VOICE AND JM JUST SUCCOMBS BC HE MUST B A SUB
15887
15888advjeon
15889WHAT
15890NO
15891SHIT
15892
15893advjay
15894Its tHAT LIVESTREAM HOLD ON
15895
15896advjeon
15897i don't watch all the livestreams like u fam
15898my internet can't handle that kinda demand
15899
15900advjay
15901http://polkari-seuta.tumblr.com/post/154516732409/satellite-jeon-where-do-you-think-youre
15902
15903advjeon
15904but woOOo that sounds intense
15905
15906advjay
15907Idk why jm randomly start running but jk stopped it no problem
15908
15909advjeon
15910THAT LAUGH THO
15911AAWGDKAHSD
15912jk doing that when jimin tries to get ready for work
15913
15914advjay
15915Omg
15916Sounds more attractive than annoying but jm is a good actor
15917
15918advjeon
15919jimin's laughs make everything ok
15920
15921advjay
15922jimin smiling into the neck he got trapped into via jeongclingy "baby~ i gtg"
15923
15924advjeon
15925"but it's so warm in bed" jk trapping them both under the covers "don't you wanna stay warm babe?"
15926
15927advjay
15928Jimin wrapping around jeongguk even tho thats a rlly bad idea "theres no substitutes all week tho" even tho hes not even fightin it lmao
15929
15930advjeon
15931what a sucker "five more minutes" he just coos to jimin while he runs his hands up and down his back slowly, and when five turn to ten jeongguk offers to shower w him but they both know that's the Worst idea
15932
15933advjay
15934ofc thats the worse idea. But jimin is not smart when it comes to jeongguk. Esp this rubbing up and down his back, thats his favorite. "cmon then bc i have to go" little does he know smh
15935jk tryna make him without a job & homeless
15936
15937advjeon
15938jk tryna rid him of any stress before he goes to work and is overloaded with it
15939but also he'd be responsible enough to get jimin off and then let him go
15940but also also just snapchat jimin the rest
15941
15942advjay
15943jimin lowkey wouldnt even go
15944
15945advjeon
15946:O
15947jk would feel guilty for two seconds and drag him back to bed
15948
15949advjeon
15950all showered and everything
15951
15952advjay
15953googie's power not time manipulation, its jimin manipulation
15954
15955advjeon
15956t b h
15957
15958advjay
15959he tier SS in that shit
15960
15961advjay
15962Lmao his guilt for two seconds smh hes a bad person
15963
15964advjeon
15965well
15966it'd be less with a naked jimin all to himself
15967he's got his priorities in order
15968
15969advjay
15970😂😂😂😂
15971I love this ship
15972
15973advjeon
15974i knew you couldn't hate fluff for long
15975
15976advjay
15977Why dont u shUSH
15978
15979advjeon
15980neVER
15981
15982advjay
15983Smh youre more stress than you're worth
15984
15985advjeon
15986ouch
15987that took a 180 real fast
15988"i love this ship"
15989"u stress me tf out"
15990
15991 
15992U rn
15993
15994 
15995
15996advjay
15997Lmaoajx
15998
15999advjeon
16000i love when jimin wears rings tho
16001gets me everytime
16002
16003advjay
16004Thats so dramatic
16005
16006 
16007
16008advjay
16009LmAo jk when jimin goes out w his teacher friend
16010Friends*
16011
16012advjeon
16013and he tells joori to stay at home & babysit l m ao
16014
16015advjay
16016BAbysit who lmAo
16017
16018advjeon
16019jimin's kid
16020
16021advjay
16022OHHH jeongguk??? Lmojsbdhdb thats so sad
16023
16024advjeon
16025i meANT IT AS A JOKE BUT OK lets roll w it
16026
16027advjay
16028LmOajsd
16029jimin is raising jeongguk honestly
16030
16031advjeon
16032raising him right tbh
16033
16034advjay
16035What would jk say about jimin going out w his teacher friends tho and would he be bitter and rant to joori lmao
16036
16037advjeon
16038nah he'd be cool with it
16039unless they were all as hot as jimin
16040then he'd be petty
16041but he's not gonna keep jimin locked away like rapunzel or smth, hiding him from the world
16042
16043advjeon
16044he'd just be all "shIT I MISSED YOU WHY'D YOU TAKE FOREVER" when he got home
16045
16046advjeon
16047joori just in the corner like "take him away he's been whining like a dog all fuckin night"
16048
16049advjay
16050Lmaladb
16051Poor jeon
16052No one wants him but Jimin
16053
16054advjeon
16055AW
16056LMAO
16057wow
16058not even his own papa
16059:"(
16060
16061advjay
16062"i kept trying to leave. they kept saying i was lame. :/"
16063
16064advjeon
16065"laME??? should've told them you had a hot piece of ass waiting for you at home :/"
16066
16067advjay
16068"ew my sister? why would u say that"
16069lmao im such a shit
16070
16071advjeon
16072FUCK I KNEW HE'D
16073god dammit jimin
16074i almost said "no i don't mean joori" but i thought better of it
16075u sicko
16076
16077advjay
16078LmAoaonssj
16079I had to
16080
16081advjeon
16082"..... ur sleeping on the couch tonight"
16083
16084advjay
16085"????????¿ wUt"
16086jimin has never been on this end of the stick why is this happening
16087
16088advjeon
16089AHA HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED
16090"this piece of ass is now closed for the night"
16091
16092advjay
16093"ggukie is was a joke pls"
16094
16095advjeon
16096"?¿¿?¿???? .... .. ok fine come cuddle"
16097
16098advjay
16099"..........knew that wouldnt last long"
16100
16101advjeon
16102">:("
16103if jk was rly petty he'd say 'just like u'
16104
16105advjeon
16106but he gon silent angry face jimin instead
16107
16108advjay
16109:O
16110 
16111Jimin if jk said that
16112
16113 
16114jk if jk said that
16115
16116 
16117Jimin if jeongguk said that
16118
16119 
16120"hyung pls i.. you know i didn't mean it i.. .. . you last longer than me i mean.. ... PLS"
16121
16122advjay
16123LmAO thats so funny
16124
16125 
16126"Thats what i thought you said"
16127
16128advjeon
16129wowee jimin shapeshifted
16130
16131advjay
16132Shut up!!! i just wanted that face
16133
16134advjeon
16135everyone wants that face
16136
16137advjay
16138Lmao what if jk just woke up one day and jimin was yoongi
16139thats hilarious
16140
16141advjeon
16142HE WOULD GO BACK TO 1997 AND REDO HIS WHOLE LIFE
16143 
16144
16145advjay
16146LmaO thats hilarious
16147Just a yoongi where his jimin supposed to be
16148
16149advjeon
16150"who the HELL ARE YOU WHERE'S JI--" 
16151"shut the fuck up and go back to sleep"
16152
16153advjay
16154LmAOOO
16155thats so yoongi
16156Or "im chillin , why u so pressed"
1615712/17/2016
16158
16159advjeon
16160"cause my boyF IS MISSING!!????!?!?!?!"
16161brat 4 lyf
16162https://www.instagram.com/p/BOG3JGJDkW0/
1616312/17/2016
16164
16165advjay
16166LmAOSS
16167
16168advjay
16169why jimin keep getting manhandled and scolded
16170Why the tables turning
16171
16172advjeon
16173jeongguk is cruisin for a bruisin
16174fuck im so lame
16175
16176advjay
16177lmao i think i said that to you once,, we both are buddy
16178
16179advjeon
16180lame squad
16181but im just gonna add manhandling jimin onto jk's vastly growing kink list
16182idk about scolding tho
16183he doesn't wanna die.......
16184
16185advjay
16186the kink list are quickly becoming monsterous
16187
16188advjay
16189never forget where we came from. denial kink
16190and lmao ye , hed die by body slam
16191
16192advjeon
16193soon enough everything will be a kink and they'll just be horny 24/7
16194tRUE what a great origin
16195
16196advjay
16197Opening the door kink
16198walking kink
16199breathing kink
16200
16201advjeon
16202death by body slam isn't the worst way to go
16203i wouldn't put it past jk honestly
16204
16205advjay
16206Jk hella fine why wouldnt jm be turned on by him opening doors
16207
16208advjay
16209lmao we gotta stop
16210
16211advjeon
16212i'M JUST PICTURING THIS LITTLE SHI T OPENING EVERY CUPBOARD IN THEIR KITCHEN WITH THE DUMBEST FUCKIN FACE
16213we need to stop
16214/i/ need to stop***
16215
16216advjay
16217Oh no its we
16218I imagine jimin breathing heavily just to turn jk on smh
16219Why do we do this
16220
16221advjeon
16222... l m a o
16223"hyuUUuUUUNNG STOP"
16224"no i mean-- don't /stop/ breathing just...." crosses his legs "god dammit"
16225
16226advjay
16227WHY
16228lmaO theres other kinks we can explore why r we like this
16229
16230advjeon
16231im just gonna call it humouring u
16232
16233advjay
16234Thats hilarious indeed
16235
16236 
16237
16238advjay
16239LmAO
16240
16241advjeon
16242what kind of other kinks huh
16243
16244advjay
16245why dont u spell HUMOR correctly
16246idk i feel like we plotted everything under the sun
16247
16248advjeon
16249suck my humorous dick
16250
16251advjeon
16252tbh
16253lingerie, check
16254bondage, check
16255idk fuckin breath play, kinda check
16256if jimins heavy panting counts
16257
16258advjay
16259llAO kinda check
16260we r weirdoz
16261um
16262is rimming a kink or like just an action
16263🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
16264
16265advjeon
16266let's go with both
16267jk's gonna need lots of practice hope ur ok with that jimjam
16268
16269advjay
16270ofc
16271jim got no prob sittin on his facep
16272facep
16273face*
16274
16275advjeon
16276facep
16277how
16278
16279advjay
16280why dont u shUT UP
16281
16282advjeon
16283say that to my facep
16284
16285 
16286Lmao this dick sucking view
16287
16288advjay
16289He's so broad omg
16290
16291advjeon
16292I FUCKIN KNOW RIGHT
16293i remember staring at the lint on his sweater for a solid few minutes
16294
16295advjay
16296......why shane
16297
16298advjeon
16299the real question is why he takin a selfie from that angle
16300
16301advjay
16302Bc he look good af in it still
16303
16304advjeon
16305like is he just sending out a "fuck u even i look good like this" to the world
16306:/
16307get out
16308
16309advjay
16310:O
16311
16312advjay
16313Ill stay in thenks
16314
16315advjeon
16316make urself at home
16317
16318advjay
16319Thats why jimin love blowing him
16320
16321advjeon
16322in my head
16323
16324advjay
16325Thats a nice ass view
16326
16327advjeon
16328thats why????
16329wOW
16330im prayin jk's face is a lil more responsive than that
16331
16332advjay
16333lmAO
16334shuT uP
16335
16336advjay
16337Im outta here im retracting from the group i hate you
16338
16339advjeon
16340ouch
16341my heart
16342its broken
16343
16344advjay
16345well my dignity is broken
16346
16347advjeon
16348can it break
16349if u never had any
16350donT SMITE ME IM SORRY
16351
16352 
16353
16354advjeon
16355aha ha ha aha ok u can totally retract yourself now i won't hold a grudge
16356
16357advjay
16358maybe i will u BRAT
16359
16360advjeon
16361:(((((
16362ill miss u
16363
16364advjay
16365i see where ur character get it from :/
16366
16367advjeon
16368WELL
16369i mean it had to come from somewhere
16370now to find me a jimin that accepts me for who i am
16371
16372advjay
16373Lmaoo i saw there was a jimin before me u para'd w
16374Go find them
16375
16376advjeon
16377man they sucked
16378
16379advjeon
16380i was v disappoint
16381
16382advjay
16383LmaO how
16384no smut rule?
16385
16386advjeon
16387and they jusT DISAPPEARED
16388
16389advjay
16390I hate that. I respect it but i hate it
16391
16392advjeon
16393yeah same
16394
16395advjay
16396Lmao u poor child
16397Why did they suck
16398
16399advjeon
16400but i mean good riddance i guess cause now i got u
16401y a a a a a y
16402
16403 
16404
16405 
16406
16407advjeon
16408uh they just wanted jk to fix his phone and das it
16409
16410advjay
16411Awwwwwwww shane
16412thats duper lem
16413
16414advjeon
16415yeah and jimin was regular age
16416how boring amirite
16417
16418advjay
16419Ur right
16420im glad my jimin is enough spice for u
16421
16422advjeon
16423even tho half the time we forget 100% about the rp and all is spiciness too
16424
16425advjay
16426lmao in another rp i was in simultaneous to this one i was jk (weird right) but they had a no smut rule and i respect it but the only prob i turn everything into smut :/ gotta censor myself n shit. Then while we para'd they'd literally...just......repeat.......everything i wrote. Basically. And i would have to be the one to move the action along bc they would just reply to jk's words but not actions i was in hell
16427Lmao fr what is this rp
16428
16429advjeon
16430what kind of pg13 shit did you get yourself into
16431
16432advjay
16433smh i have no idea
16434
16435advjeon
16436you're such jikook trash its cute
16437
16438advjay
16439LoOl i told u i was
16440this info is not new
16441
16442advjeon
16443excuse me i remember a 'lowkey' in there somewhere
16444didn't know it was oxygen to u
16445and that u despised fluff
16446
16447advjeon
16448satanic messiah
16449
16450advjay
16451jikook is def my oxygen i thought u knew
16452
16453advjeon
16454wow im an asshole after dark forgive me
16455
16456 
16457me bc satanic shane
16458but ye i luv jikook on a deep level theres no lowkey about it
16459
16460advjeon
16461did i ever tell u i was a hardcore vkook shipper before you
16462before christ
16463
16464advjay
16465...................we cant work out
16466
16467advjeon
16468but im a bornagain jikook shipper
16469
16470advjeon
16471born again*
16472im sure that's not one word
16473
16474advjay
16475im glad ur eyes and opinion has been cleansed
16476
16477advjeon sent a GIF
16478 
16479hes so fuckin cute it hurts
16480
16481advjay
16482so u prob did wanna plot romance w the tae 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
16483isnt he cUTE
16484
16485advjeon
16486nah i very consciously try and stop myself from face chasing
16487bc most of the time the hype is better than the thread
16488but i struck out w you
16489
16490advjay
16491same cant b said for me lmao most of the time i am disappointed for ex. the plagiarist that agreed w everything i said lmao
16492But
16493Ye i lucked up w u shand
16494Shane*
16495
16496advjeon
16497ive been there....
16498nvm I take it back
16499shand is somehow not better than shane
16500
16501advjay
16502iM SOrY Cheyne im done i promise
16503
16504advjeon
16505promise
16506
16507advjay
16508But u youve had somebody just agree w everything?
16509
16510advjeon
16511swear on ur facep
16512
16513advjay
16514I gate that!!!!
16515I swear on jimins facep
16516Hate*
16517
16518advjeon
16519yeah they barely contributed anything and hardly understood what I meant
16520l m a o
16521
16522advjay
16523LmAo thats thats sad
16524I hardly know what u mean half the time but we makin it work
16525LmAo jk jk jk
16526
16527advjeon
16528bullshit
16529
16530advjeon
16531your e in my head
16532
16533advjay
16534This is tru
16535
16536advjeon
16537i keep fucking up tenses when i write i'm so shit???
16538i think this is a sign to sleep
16539
16540advjay
16541lmaoo
16542then go to sleep buddy
16543ill possibly b here when u awaken
16544which is three thousand hours from now but ill b waiting
16545
16546advjeon
16547hey now
16548i think i woke up at like 8am
16549
16550advjeon
16551even tho i had work at 3
16552and spoke to you instead of sleeping
16553das love right there
16554
16555advjay
16556:')
16557Shane....awww
16558
16559advjeon
16560anyway see u in a million years :')
16561
16562advjay
16563Nighty night 💕
16564
16565advjeon
16566💕💩💤
16567
16568advjay
16569Why the poop go to sleep weirdo
16570
16571advjeon
16572FINE
16573
16574advjay
16575Trial 2: nIGHT 💕
16576
16577advjeon
16578NIGHT 💕🔥💤
16579kidding
16580
16581advjay
16582Im gonna stop responding
16583ur a nuisance
16584
16585advjeon
16586good idea
16587
16588advjay
16589text me when ur sober (go to sleep i stg)
1659012/17/2016
16591
16592advjay
16593....i bought another good ass ticket
16594Pls stop me
1659512/17/2016
16596
16597advjeon
16598.........u just ballin wow
16599
16600advjay
16601they added a new date :/
16602
16603advjeon
16604wait so
16605you have 2
16606
16607advjay
16608Ye lol
16609
16610advjeon
16611one on each different day??
16612
16613advjay
16614Ye
16615
16616advjeon
16617smart
16618
16619advjay
16620My dilemma was that my friends didnt get a tic so now idk i gotta sell it if my friend dont get the tic she want
16621Im $515 in debt but anything for bts
16622 
16623
16624advjeon
16625whoa
16626
16627advjay
16628u always wake up to weird things from me. Im glad i can be that for you
16629
16630advjeon
16631you are the weirdest
16632I got like zero sleep lol
16633
16634advjay
16635why
16636if u wenT to sleep when we struggled to say night.....u shoulda got some......
16637
16638advjeon
16639took me 2 hours to fall asleep then my fuckin savage animals kept barking at nothing at 4am
16640I TRIED
16641
16642advjay
16643......
16644My head is shaking so hard
16645
16646advjeon
16647I legit tossed and turned for hours
16648that never happens
16649
16650advjay
16651smh
16652maybe its the fire ball emoji u sent me
16653
16654advjeon
16655my poor sloth soul
16656fuckin fire ball
16657
16658advjay
16659satan saw that as a calling and he delivered
16660gave u a sleepless night
16661
16662advjeon
16663how does your brain even
16664
16665advjay
16666Lmojsdbjs
16667
16668advjeon
16669u satanic af
16670I was right
16671
16672advjay
16673shane pls
16674
16675advjeon
16676[ bts voice] tell me am I wrong
16677
16678advjay
16679....bts dont even sing that part :/
16680Wow who knew u were an anti
16681
16682advjeon
16683we idfk who does
16684sue me
16685
16686advjay
16687Lol i forgot to reply
16688smh
16689
16690advjeon
16691wow who knew ur a shane anti
16692
16693advjay
16694I knew 👀
16695
16696advjeon
16697U SHADY
16698
16699advjay
16700ilu
16701
16702advjeon
16703do u
16704
16705 
16706lotz
16707
16708 
16709u too boo u 2
16710
16711advjay
16712lmAo what is he even doing
16713
16714advjay
16715Jasmine asked why u hate her
1671612/17/2016
16717
16718advjay
16719http://spankingjiyong.tumblr.com/post/154610784101/fyjeonkookie-his-thighs
16720Watch jimin always be in his lap
1672112/18/2016
16722
16723advjeon
16724what
16725I don't
16726did I not reply
16727
16728advjeon
16729watch jeongguk feel him up every time
16730except when he's holding on tight
16731and possessive
16732
16733advjeon
16734https://www.instagram.com/p/BOJXyu-j57b/
16735
16736advjeon
16737what a fuckin cutie
1673812/18/2016
16739
16740advjay
16741Wow who knew you were anti christ
16742
16743advjay
16744And lmao how can he feel him up if he sitting down
16745!!! Hes so cute
16746Jimin is prob like "johnnnnnnyyyy!!! Ur so cuuuute" and pinching his cheeks and kissing his nose. General annoying-ness
16747
16748advjeon
16749aRE YOU KIDDING jeon would feel him up if the man was upside fuckin down
16750run his hands up and down jimin's thighs, up his chest and down his back like
16751pls
16752cue jeon dropping his voice like ten octaves "im a manly man"
16753"a cute manly man"
16754
16755advjeon
16756im so here for jimins hand tho
16757 
16758
16759advjay
16760lmao jk can drop his voice thats even cuter "awww look at my big boy, you're so cuTE"
16761Upside down damn
16762jeongfreak
16763
16764advjeon
16765"damn straight im ur big boy"
16766"wait i mean--"
16767
16768advjay
16769And lmao jimin legit was grabbing dick but hey no one cared so why would we
16770
16771advjeon
16772jeongfreak indeed
16773but when he wants to eat jimin out he turns mute smh
16774
16775advjeon
16776no one cared abt the dick grabbing except jeon
16777he looks like hes in heaven
16778
16779advjay
16780Jeongguk is the cutest. He cant fool jimin ,, jimin knows the truth
16781Lmao damn straight im ur big boy Shut up john
16782LmO why mute? Aww is he shy
16783ive recently demoted jk to just a cute lil bb
16784Im weak at cuteness + jeon these days
16785
16786advjeon
16787shy af about some things
16788like he doesn't know any eloquent way to ask if jimin'll let him eat ass
16789why... .. .. a demotion then
16790
16791advjeon
16792shit
16793
16794advjay
16795huh who knew bRATS could b shy with their primary victim
16796
16797advjeon
16798with their first gay lover, mind u
16799
16800advjay
16801thats ..........tru
16802
16803advjeon
16804but i mean after a while he'll be comfy af with the idea of propositioning jimin for anything
16805as usual
16806
16807advjay
16808Ofc
16809Not shy for long lmao
16810Jimin would find the shyness cute
16811Listen Jimin just think jeongguk is so cute today
16812
16813advjeon
16814i'll take it
16815
16816advjay
16817Lmao just cant get over his cuteness to do anything else
16818
16819advjeon
16820i mean until it turns to a  "wow i cant sleep with u ur too cute" kinda thing
16821
16822advjay
16823"Hyung imma fuck u so hard ur ass tears into 8 parts" 
16824"...............awwWWWw jeonggukie you're so cute wh-
16825U read my mind :)
16826
16827advjeon
16828HASCDAKHAHAH
16829fuck
16830but wow what a graphic visual
16831
16832advjay
16833it is lmao
16834but jimin is unfazed hes heard worse
16835
16836advjeon
16837smh
16838
16839advjay
16840his......college life was wild
16841
16842advjeon
16843if jimin ever tells jk about his previous sexual encounters
16844watch cute jeon turn to this green eyed jealous monster
16845
16846advjay
16847LmAO
16848& his past relationships were mostly gay
16849
16850advjeon
16851"wow jimin really. do i tell you about the one and a half people i've slept with?? :/ "
16852smh
16853
16854advjay
16855"um half? how do u half sleep with a person"
16856
16857advjeon
16858two very different college experiences
16859
16860advjay
16861Truly and honestly
16862
16863advjeon
16864"she kinda...... .. . never mind. let's just say it didn't count"
16865
16866advjay
16867lowkey glad they didnt kno each other when jimin was in college bc 1) jeongguk was 10 jimin's freshman year 2) jimin...was a mess like wow he was lowkey a lil hoe. justa different person thats prob why hes so calm & sweet now
16868"lol no what happened tell me"
16869
16870advjeon
16871JEONGGUK WAS 10
16872JESUS FUCK
16873
16874advjay
16875He cant back out lmao he gotta tell jim now
16876I KNOW RIGHT
16877Jim went to college a year early tho
16878
16879advjeon
16880god i'm a teRRIBLE person im imagining they were drunk and she vomited on his dick
16881
16882advjeon
16883jUST
16884
16885advjay
16886JIMIN IS SO OLD/JEONGGUK IS SO YOUNG
16887
16888advjeon
16889imagine a rly red faced jeon shaking his head
16890traumatised
16891
16892advjay
16893lmAO
16894jimin would not be able to hold in a laugh
16895
16896advjeon
16897"come for me granddaddy"
16898
16899advjay
16900his face would b so red from trying
16901
16902advjeon
16903JEONGGUK WOULD LOCK HIMSELF IN THE BATHROOM
16904shower off the memories for as long as the hot water lasts
16905
16906advjay
16907"IM SORRY" as hes still laughing
16908
16909advjay
16910Lmao jimin graduated high school in 2007
16911
16912advjeon
16913"SHUT UP!!!! I'M ABSTAINING FOREVER!!! !"
16914lying through his damn teeth
16915
16916advjay
16917Lmaoo
16918
16919advjeon
16920through the damn bathroom door
16921
16922advjay
16923Jimin would try right then and there just to test jeon's willpower
16924"can i shower w you bb please"
16925
16926advjeon
16927watch him crumble real fast
16928"only if you promise to swallow if you barf"
16929
16930advjeon
16931opens the door and he'd be butt naked and dripping
16932
16933advjay
16934Watch him cant contain his laugh again dammit jeon
16935"I promise"
16936
16937advjeon
16938i love these two so much
16939
16940advjay
16941Lmao bc they a mess
16942
16943advjeon
16944the hottest mess ever
16945
16946advjay
16947tru
16948Maybe thats why they work
16949
16950advjeon
16951what happens when jeongguk is so stressed from his finals that he loses his mind for a second and growls at jimin
16952
16953advjay
16954um
16955
16956advjeon
16957but then turns into the Scream Face, fully equipped w a hand over his mouth
16958mumbled "i"M SO SORRY"
16959
16960advjay
16961jimin's a teacher hes had his fair share of kidz being so stressed over finals and snapping
16962
16963advjeon
16964don't answer idk where that came from
16965nvm
16966perfect boyfriend
16967
16968advjay
16969Hes only a lil startled bc its his jeonnie
16970but hed just lol backtrack, not even respond just literally go away
16971
16972advjeon
16973he prob has little, light scars over his hands from working so much w robots and scraps of metal
16974
16975advjay
16976Awww nO
16977
16978advjeon
16979just back away slowly
16980
16981advjay
16982thats prob why jimin got snapped at lowkey "youre going to hurt yourself, baby you need to be careful"
16983Keep pestering abt jeon's safety
16984
16985advjeon
16986no sense of self preservation from this timelord
16987yEAH like jeongguk just roars "BUT IM GONNA FAIL IF I DON"T!!! .... fuck im sorry babe :("
16988tail between his legs
16989
16990advjay
16991jimin would prob jump but not bc hes literally scared just startled
16992"Its..okay baby ill leave you alone"
16993watch him scurry out quickly
16994
16995advjeon
16996aw
16997
16998advjeon
16999jeon would text him a heart emoji
17000he's so good to jeon
17001
17002advjay
17003he'll send heart emojis back w 'i love you & you'll do perf on your finals.💕'
17004Jeon's too good to him
17005
17006advjeon
17007THE PERFECT COUPLE ;;
17008
17009advjay
17010tbh
17011
17012advjeon
17013a sleepy eyed jeon emerging a while later and just curls up beside jimin and rests his head on jm's lap
17014
17015advjay
17016I love them sm
17017
17018advjay
17019Jimin just natural sinks his hand in jk's hair and does the "soothing" hair playing
17020
17021advjeon
17022it iS soothing to some humans ok
17023
17024advjeon
17025jeongpup appreciates it v much
17026
17027advjay
17028jimin would just cover jk w the blanket next to him and go to sleep the way he is so jk doesnt have to move or wake up
17029
17030advjeon
17031AW
17032shit my standards are so high now
17033i want a jimin
17034
17035advjay
17036Ur standards my standards
17037Jeon cooks & cleans(sometimes)
17038Like dem
17039
17040advjeon
17041yoU GET TO SEE HIS GLORIOUS ASS IN PERSON im so salty
17042cleans when his ass is in trouble
17043
17044advjay
17045lmAO
17046
17047advjeon
17048or wants to Impress his adult boyfriend
17049but yeah he cookin for jimin a lot
17050
17051advjay
17052lmao i WILL NEVER GET OVER JEON IS TEN WHEN JIMIN GOES INTO COLLEGE
17053
17054advjeon
17055jk gon buy one of those "kiss the cook" aprons and wear it and nothing else
17056SAME THAT SHOOK ME JFC
17057
17058advjay
17059Jimin just telling him a story "lol yeah i remember in '07 right after u graduated-" 
17060"hyung....u graduated in 2007?" 
17061".......yes" 
17062"yOURE SO OLD"
17063After I*
17064
17065advjeon
17066HOW TRUE
17067"i still looked like a fetus when you had a diploma.. . .. shit"
17068
17069advjeon
17070tell me jimin wouldn't say "u still look like a fetus now"
17071
17072advjay
17073LmaO why do u read my mIND
17074
17075advjeon
17076I NEEDA GET THEM OUT QUICK BEFORE WE HAVE ANOTHER "eww why would u say tht about joori" INCIDENT
17077
17078advjay
17079LmO what
17080
17081advjeon
17082. . . nvm
17083
17084advjay
17085Smh
17086Why wont u eXPLAIN
17087
17088advjeon
17089ur h gonna fall off
17090
17091advjay
17092LmAO
17093BC OF YOU
17094
17095advjay
17096u always making me shake it
17097
17098advjeon
17099you could always nod along for once
17100
17101advjay
17102whats the fun in that
17103
17104advjeon
17105yeah
17106whats the fun in agreeing w me for oNCE IN UR LIFE
17107:"(
17108
17109advjay
17110ilu
17111
17112advjeon
17113ilu2
17114satanic gzuz
17115HASFCKHUAJSD
17116
17117advjeon
17118JIYONGS VISUAL TAG IS ~woof
17119iM DeAD
17120
17121advjay
17122LmAo you didnt see that?
17123Lmaooo youre so weak
17124
17125advjeon
17126n ope
17127
17128advjay
17129Well he is a dog
17130
17131advjeon
17132and you hate pets l m a o
17133
17134advjay
17135Honest and truly
17136I dont have a plot w them tho
17137Lmao
17138
17139advjeon
17140the real reason jk's hands are all scarred up
17141
17142advjay
17143They was too boring and trying to do a para for something that only would last a few replies
17144
17145 
17146bro he owes me a starter
17147it's gonna be hilarious
17148
17149advjay
17150Lmao oh god
17151what did yall plot
17152
17153advjeon
17154he just took one of my open plots and rolled w it
17155
17156advjay
17157And lmao poor kook , always getting his hand chopped off when he wanna luv his babe
17158
17159advjeon
17160"you met each other at a bar and surprisingly hit it off, kinda just talked all night, drank, danced a little, drank again and went back to his place. before you two could really get to doing anything past taking your shoes off and putting a movie on, you’re already passed out cold on the couch. you wake up in his bed with a hangover that may just be the worst you’ve had, no recollection of what happened the night before. you have two foreseeable options. the first, flee the scene with as many items of clothing you can remember bringing with you. or the second, try and figure out what happened last night from the space heater of a boy sleeping under the covers beside you"
17161
17162advjeon
17163but turns out instead of THAT there's a dog in his bed lmao
17164
17165advjay
17166!!!!!!!!
17167OmG
17168THATS SO FUNNY
17169another bad sex story to tell jimin tsk tsk tsk
17170
17171advjeon
17172right
17173like i fully expected it to be taken by a female but
17174nope
17175a canine
17176he's so unlucky
17177
17178advjay
17179honestly & truly
17180
17181advjeon
17182jeon never wants a pet dog ever thx
17183
17184 
17185Why do i feel like this sums up our jikook relationship
17186Ye bc he had sex w a human that turns into one and is confused prob on which version he had sex w lmao
17187Poor jeon
17188
17189advjeon
17190nAH they never had sex!!!! jimin still his first boy lay :")
17191but wow yeah let's never mention that again
17192what a cUTE LIL BB
17193RUNNING TO HIS HYUNG
17194
17195advjeon
17196that sleeve reminds me of my jk for some reason too???
17197
17198advjay
17199Lmao same
17200Just weirdness
17201
17202advjay
17203Awww imagine their reunion at the airport after jimin been gone for a month
17204
17205advjeon
17206Aww imagine the horrified faces of all the homophobic onlookers
17207jeongguk would be all over jimin
17208in every way
17209
17210advjay
17211"!!jeongguk lets get home befORe you-" but is too busy kissing jeon back to continue to complain
17212He prob hopped in jk arms tbh not about this is subtle
17213
17214advjeon
17215"believe me hyung, if i could i would right here. but i lasted a month without so i can sure as hell wait until we get home" :")
17216
17217advjay
17218nothing about this is subtle*
17219Aww jeonggoose
17220
17221advjeon
17222. . .. .
17223thats a new one
17224
17225advjay
17226Jimin would b attached to him no joke
17227Legit gotta walk w a jimin stuck to his side
17228And ikr 👌🏾☺️
17229
17230advjeon
17231he'd carry him out
17232hoist jimin's up with legs wrapped around jeon's middle
17233easy
17234
17235advjay
17236Lmao they so extra
17237
17238advjeon
17239.. . .
17240jimin*
17241
17242advjeon
17243jeon's phone bill gonna blow up for the month
17244
17245advjay
17246Lmao same
17247Jimin calling right after they hung up
17248"....i missed you 😓"
17249
17250advjeon
17251and jk the sicko unable to bear hanging up on jimin
17252so he takes the phone to the toilet w him and everything
17253jimin just hears this faint stream of piss on the other end of the call
17254
17255advjeon
17256😂😂
17257y am i so gross
17258
17259advjeon
17260turns out i live 40 minutes away from jennie mun
17261i feel v safe in my home
17262
17263 
17264wow
17265"JK BY JIMIN"
17266
17267advjeon
17268bitch i think u just popped up on my personal dash
17269GET OUT
1727012/18/2016
17271
17272advjay
17273LMAO
17274
17275advjay
17276HOW DO YOU KNOW
17277
17278advjeon
17279lmao it was that jjks ask
17280about the ticket?
17281
17282advjay
17283Lmao ye
17284Creepy
17285Im everywhere ya look
17286
17287advjeon
17288SMH
17289
17290advjay
17291dont steal my linE
17292
17293advjeon
17294and you always pop back in when I'm bout to sleep
17295fuckin slurp
17296
17297advjeon
17298what is slurp, keyboard
17299
17300advjay
17301Lmao
17302Im sorry
17303Its 3AM you should sleep
17304A SLURP
17305
17306advjeon
17307I should
17308
17309advjay
17310But if this goes anything like yesterday
17311
17312advjeon
17313it thought I wanted to type slurp
17314who am i
17315yeah no I'm fuckin exhausted
17316
17317advjeon
17318but I guess I'll see
17319
17320advjay
17321lmao then sleep. ill b here :)
17322
17323advjeon
17324yes ma'am
17325
17326advjay
17327love the respect. ;) night 💕 (dont send no fire ball satan's a'comin')
17328
17329advjeon
17330I read Santa and I'm sticking to it
17331night 😘
17332
17333advjay
17334THE DEVIL is what i said ,, night 💕
1733512/18/2016
17336
17337advjay
17338http://gkook.tumblr.com/post/154638237026/wintaeangel-for-all-the-jjk-thigh-enthusiasts
17339............fuck
1734012/18/2016
17341
17342advjeon
17343EJSUS FUCKEFHEJFADcwfgr
17344
17345advjay
17346good morning :)
17347
17348advjeon
17349i woke up to death
17350lucky me
17351
17352advjay
17353jk damn thighs
17354BOY
17355
17356advjeon
17357ayYYYY
17358oh idk about the god modding it didn't even cross my mind but
17359ayyYYYYYY
17360im tempted to reply right now gdi
17361
17362advjay
17363wait i had to re-reblog
17364
17365advjay
17366so refreSH
17367
17368advjeon
17369:/
17370WHAT DID YOU CHANGE
17371im gonna read it again gdi
17372
17373advjay
17374i didn't chanGE anything
17375but smth malfunctioned
17376so i had to re-reblog
17377
17378advjeon
17379smh
17380maybe u malfunctioned
17381
17382advjay
17383that too
17384
17385advjay
17386i left it off in an awk spot again mY APOLOGIES
17387ALSO
17388also-
17389DAMMIT I FORGOT TO REDO IT
17390
17391advjeon
17392that's not awk
17393you've done worse lmao
17394redo what
17395gdi
17396
17397advjay
17398:O
17399um..originally in the first reblog......i fixed ur "organisation" "realise" "savour"
17400
17401advjay
17402:)
17403you're welcome
17404
17405advjeon
17406...........
17407SMFH
17408
17409advjay
17410i did my civic duty as a proper english speaker
17411
17412advjeon
17413good i just reread mine and i prob wouldn't even have picked up on it
17414get out
17415
17416advjay
17417lmAo Ill stay in thankz for the offer
17418
17419advjeon
17420how do you even para with jisoo and jennie without spontaneously combusting
17421
17422advjay
17423lmao what cha mean
17424
17425advjay
17426OH
17427
17428advjeon
17429they both aussie af
17430
17431advjay
17432lmao idk i just read quickly so i won't notice
17433
17434advjeon
17435w o w
17436
17437advjay
17438its what i gotta do to stay sane
17439
17440advjeon
17441lol u
17442sane
17443
17444advjay
17445w all this austrailians around here
17446I AM SANE SHANE
17447lmao get it
17448
17449advjay
17450well i rhymed
17451it's only 6PM why am i delusional
17452
17453advjeon
17454the next reply is gonna have so much ur gonna punch your computer
17455... . .. . ...
17456granny
17457
17458advjay
17459........... can u pls just use Z's
17460
17461advjeon
17462NEVER
17463
17464advjay
17465and eliminate the u's
17466i can't believe this
17467
17468advjeon
17469muzzia
17470
17471advjay
17472also i finally added jimin's inner turmoil
17473
17474advjeon
17475I READ HOW FUCKIN CUTE
17476grabbin his big ol hand
17477imagine how cutely they'd fit together
17478
17479advjay
17480lmao he just wanted to awkwardly rest his hand in it :'( that's all he wantewd
17481wanted*
17482
17483advjeon
17484jk's fingers would take up all of the back of jimin's hand and jimin's would like just barely tickle jk's
17485
17486advjay
17487hey heY HEY
17488"my hand is average alright"
17489
17490advjeon
17491dont deny it u know its true
17492
17493advjay
17494listen jimin just wants a man stamp
17495
17496advjeon
17497http://67.media.tumblr.com/c29f9b8316d7e138e8fe13ae5ba2be5b/tumblr_inline_nywx21rEcp1tefjs7_500.gif
17498jk's face
17499... is that like a male tramp stamp
17500
17501advjay
17502he's so overjoyed over jimin's pain :/
17503jimin's hands got smaller or v's hands got bigger bc in that one vid where they put their pinkies together, jimin's hands were sm smaller lmao
17504
17505advjeon
17506YEAH
17507and tae resting his head on jimin while he laughs like a maniac
17508awqwgefahef
17509https://33.media.tumblr.com/ce6312f40e812f539dbbcd3c42dcf70a/tumblr_inline_o3t0vam0uw1tfa1cd_500.gif
17510
17511advjeon
17512theyre so fucKIN TINY
17513
17514advjay
17515sigh...they are
17516my poor beb
17517can't catch a break
17518it'
17519it's adorable but my jimin just wants hand steroids
17520
17521advjeon
17522HAND STEROIDS
17523aw
17524jk won't tease him about it too much ig cause he'll be too busy hyperventilating over holding jimin's hand
17525
17526advjay
17527only thing he likes about smol hands is that in the winter he can just make jk hold them and it'll b like gloves
17528
17529advjay
17530& je
17531& he'll be warm* :)
17532
17533 
17534& je
17535thATS SO CUTE GDI
17536U FLUFF MACHINE
17537
17538advjay
17539I WAS GONNA SAY THAT
17540THEY WERE HOLD HANDS NOT GRABBING DICK
17541
17542advjeon
17543no but what the heck is a man stamp
17544
17545advjay
17546somehow handholding is better
17547
17548advjeon
17549.. . . .. I
17550don't know how to process this turn of events
17551
17552advjay
17553lmao a man stamp ..like ....a stamp that signifies his masculinity.....like... a theoretical one
17554
17555advjeon
17556;/
17557i thought he was gettin tattooed gdi
17558
17559advjay
17560jhope can get out this was a gr8 jikook moment
17561
17562advjeon
17563right
17564but i mean he's the reason jeon turned into a helium balloon so i'll let it slide
17565
17566advjay
17567lmAO
17568NO
17569
17570advjay
17571SHANE
17572I FORGOT SMTH
17573
17574advjeon
17575U NEED TO KEEP A NOTEPAD AROUND ISTG
17576
17577advjay
17578IN MY REPLY
17579
17580advjeon
17581oh
17582edit away
17583unless it was jimin mocking him some more
17584u can scrap that
17585
17586advjay
17587lmao
17588i forgot to add jimin just let jk have like 88% of his food since hes a dummy and didnt get enough for himself
17589
17590advjay
17591lets just pretend i put that in there
17592
17593advjeon
17594C U T E
17595i'll happily write that tbh :")
17596
17597advjay
17598i'll just add it sigh
17599
17600advjeon
17601or that
17602
17603advjay
17604i need to learn how to reply and get all my thoughts down
17605this the last time i stg
17606
17607advjeon
17608drafting is good lol
17609
17610advjay
17611ok i did it now
17612WAIT
17613
17614advjay
17615I FORGOT SOMETHING AGAIN
17616fuck it honestly
17617
17618advjeon
17619..... cant take u anywhere
17620
17621advjay
17622lmao honestly
17623i only forgot to delete that one part
17624
17625advjeon
17626just edit it u fool
17627
17628advjay
17629but if i do that then i'm going to have to redo the whole post
17630
17631advjeon
17632what why
17633
17634advjay
17635bc it random deletes ur portion of the para and i just don't have the patience
17636
17637advjeon
17638nvm
17639
17640advjeon
17641fuck it
17642if you edit the advjeon part it stays
17643
17644advjay
17645listen
17646
17647advjeon
17648like take away  the :or make it <small>
17649the more u know
17650
17651advjay
17652my cares are thrown in the air
17653the most important part is complete
17654
17655advjeon
17656satan
17657
17658advjay
17659i feel so bad my replies to you are like 30 miles long and then i reply to jennie and that mugg barely 3 cm
17660
17661advjeon
17662AND THAT MUGG
17663
17664advjeon
17665ok but
17666 
17667
17668advjay
17669lmao st.louis slang
17670.....................................
17671
17672advjeon
17673who even is this kid
17674
17675advjay
17676no one knows
17677jeonggoose is such an odd boy
1767812/18/2016
17679
17680advjay
17681Random thought
17682Just realized how much more savage jimin is when hes jealous
17683Let a girl (or boy) persistently try to flirt w john
17684
17685advjay
17686"okay bITCH can you take a hint"
17687
17688advjeon
17689wh o a
17690dr park please
17691jeon would find that hella hot though
17692his smol babe literally gonna fite for him :")
17693
17694advjeon
17695but jk when someone tries hitting up his man
17696 
17697
17698advjay
17699dr park lmao
17700his smol beb would do lotz for him
17701LmaO
17702
17703advjay
17704He looks hella done
17705
17706advjeon
17707if it went on long enough
17708lil john would turn into golem
17709MY PRECIOUS
17710
17711advjay
17712Lmaooojfsdgv
17713Jeongcreep
17714
17715advjeon
17716jeonggoose
17717jeongcreep
17718i forgot the rest
17719i love ur names
17720
17721advjay
17722"I love ur names"
17723maybe i should make a porno full of ur fave quotes by me
17724Just "!!!!!" And "lets not get testy" sliding across the screen in attractive font
17725
17726advjeon
17727.....
17728fuck u that'll be ur xmas present
17729u mugg
17730
17731advjay
17732Awww u tried
17733Lmao no one ever uses st louis slang right
17734esp not ......austrailians
17735
17736advjeon
17737well
17738
17739advjeon
17740mug means face here
17741
17742advjay
17743but ill pretend to take offense
17744
17745advjeon
17746like "ur ugly mug"
17747
17748advjay
17749same here
17750
17751advjeon
17752whOA
17753
17754advjay
17755"Why u mean muggin'l
17756But we also use mugg as an invisible comparative
17757"Its hot den a mugg out here"
17758
17759advjeon
17760mug = motherfucker????
17761
17762advjay
17763hmm i suppose
17764
17765advjeon
17766that's cute
17767
17768advjay
17769but we dont think of motherfucker lmao we just say mugg lmao
17770
17771advjeon
17772yeah we'd prob say cunt instead
17773
17774advjay
17775Lamakoasjvd
17776
17777advjeon
17778australians are fuckin crass
17779
17780advjay
17781damn aussies
17782
17783advjeon
17784:")
17785
17786advjay
17787I love crass
17788
17789advjeon
17790i remember my mother used to scold us so bad when we said cunt
17791lmao now she says it all the time
17792
17793advjay
17794LMAO theres an austrailian restaurant commercial on rn
17795Its for u
17796
17797advjeon
17798i'm so proud
17799
17800advjay
17801And lmao whos mama dont do that
17802
17803advjeon
17804"go eat some bloomin' onions even tho australia has no idea what the fuck they are 👍👍👍"
17805nO but she like
17806stubs her toe or smth and "FUCKIN CUNT"
17807its glorious
17808 
17809jk to jimin
17810
17811advjay
17812Lmao my mom is a horrible curse-er
17813
17814advjeon
17815but also me to u
17816
17817advjay
17818"Ma why do u curse so much" "because i fucking like how it feels, bitch"
17819My mother is savage
17820LmAO
17821
17822advjeon
17823that's the kind of mother i aspire to be
17824
17825advjay
17826JK dont smash him w a large snowball
17827SHANE DONT SMASH ME W A LARGE SNOWBALL
17828
17829advjeon
17830L M AO
17831i've actually never seen real snow
17832
17833advjeon
17834we have to have fake snow here for the most part lmao
17835
17836advjay
17837?????????
17838I hate austrailia
17839
17840advjeon
17841rude
17842
17843advjay
17844I couldnt live without the cold
17845
17846advjeon
17847[elsa voice] let it go
17848
17849advjay
17850& u use the queen of cold
17851Im literally elsa
17852 
17853.........what do you call this
17854
17855advjeon
17856you are
17857a broken image
17858 
17859
17860 
17861I stg if u say the wrong thing cheyne im done w u aussie
17862
17863advjeon
17864um
17865water fountain
17866i think
17867never had that at my school
17868/ anywhere
17869
17870advjeon
17871i've seen like 2 in my life
17872
17873advjay
17874did the second pic go thru
17875
17876advjeon
17877ya i refreshed
17878
17879advjay
17880This is the tru judge of our friendship
17881
17882advjeon
17883oh god
17884i feel its a fail/fail either way so
17885
17886advjay
17887.......
17888yes water fountain
17889HOW HAVE U NOT SEEEN WATER FOUNTAINS
17890WHY DOES AUSTRAILIA NOT HAVE WATER FOUNTAINS
17891
17892advjay
17893america has them around every corner
17894
17895advjeon
17896only bc I've watched American shows and they call it that ig
17897
17898advjay
17899ig we care more about hydration
17900
17901advjeon
17902yeah we are prob really dehydrated people
17903:/
17904ISTG MUZZIA
17905
17906advjay
17907WHAT DID I DO
17908
17909advjeon
17910ur in my head
17911like an infection
17912
17913advjay
17914:/
17915
17916advjay
17917More like a good song ;)
17918
17919advjeon
17920nah
17921more like a lethal bug
17922;)
17923
17924advjay
17925.....its been gr8
17926Boutta retract from this rp
17927Delete this tumblr
17928
17929advjeon
17930aw
17931before we've even dash smutted???? ;(
17932
17933advjeon
17934shame
17935
17936advjay
17937Lmaoo
17938U only want me 4 my smut :/
17939Even more reason to leave
17940
17941advjeon
17942pfft
17943and to corrupt ur fluff hating self
17944and show you the light
17945don't forget dat
17946
17947advjay
17948ok shane
17949
17950advjeon
17951http://gkook.tumblr.com/post/154595282261/jiminpoppins-the-concerned-look-on-his-face same
17952
17953advjay
17954u raised me on ur back
17955
17956advjay
17957got it
17958LmO I saw that
17959
17960advjeon
17961raised what
17962huh
17963
17964advjay
17965Jeon was rlly scolding my boy
17966
17967advjeon
17968made him go into eating his feelings mode
17969
17970advjay
17971T b h
17972They really are us
17973
17974advjeon
17975IS THAT HIS REAL VOICE
17976N OWAY
17977
17978advjeon
17979https://vine.co/v/5QAPtl2EEhI
17980HE'S TOO FUCKIN CUTE IM OUT
17981I RESIGN FROM THIS WORLD
17982
17983advjay
17984OMG
17985CHIM
17986HES SO CUTE
17987
17988advjeon
17989you're fuckin up my bias list real bad
17990
17991advjay
17992WHAT DID I DO
17993
17994advjeon
17995jimin was like
17996tied with yoongi
17997
17998advjeon
17999BUT NOW
18000lord help me
18001
18002advjay
18003thats ur first mistake :/
18004Jimin should b a solid #2
18005Cant b shared smh
18006
18007advjeon
18008wow I thought it would've been like
18009mistake #68845966515809
18010he is now believe me
18011
18012advjay
18013im glad i fixed ur life
18014unnie is here 4 u
18015
18016advjeon
18017sighs
18018
18019advjay
18020Now gettin u outta austrailia is next
18021
18022advjeon
18023if he takes over jeon I qUIT
18024
18025advjay
18026Fix that accent
18027
18028advjeon
18029Hjaahhaha
18030no
18031
18032advjay
18033if he takes over jeon im out
18034
18035advjeon
18036ur job will be done
18037
18038advjay
18039it wasnt my joob
18040
18041advjeon
18042joob
18043
18044advjay
18045"im down to do a full on relationship plot" "...idk about relationship...."
18046Look at you now
18047
18048advjeon
18049MAN FUCK UR CHARMS
18050
18051advjay
18052I am the messiah 😚😚
18053With my name came powers
18054
18055advjeon
18056Satan***
18057
18058advjay
18059Im debating so hard if i should take u in the shower w me
18060Do i feel like getting a ziplock bag 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
18061Not liteally u, my phone
18062
18063advjeon
18064.......  ok cause I had some genuine confusion for a sec
18065
18066advjeon
18067you're too attached i love it
18068
18069advjay
18070Ive done it like twice already ya l8
18071
18072advjeon
18073YOU HAVE
18074that's so CUTE WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME
18075
18076advjay
18077yes and i text and drive w you i just dont tell u bc ppl yell when i text & drive
18078im......not cute
18079
18080advjeon
18081.......ya hypocrite
18082
18083advjay
18084GDI
18085Was hoping u forgot that i went off abt u texting and driving lmao
18086
18087advjeon
18088if you get in a crash or drown in the shower I'll be pisssed
18089
18090advjay
18091And lmao how do i tell u "lol im bouta get in the shower but dw bc im taking you with meeeeeeee :) :) :)"
18092If i die, you'll b the first to know
18093
18094advjeon
18095my memory is solid when it comes to telling u off
18096EXACTLY LIKE THAT TBH
18097
18098advjay
18099but ,, u have no way of letting police know. u just gone call american police "MY FRIEND IN ST LOUIS DIED IN A SHOWER" no further details how they gone help me
18100Maybe narrow it down w "she has premature alzheimers"
18101
18102advjeon
18103i could find ur ip address
18104that has to be some help
18105
18106 
18107That'll work
18108
18109advjeon
18110but the alzheimer's should help 2
18111.. . .. .
18112what even
18113
18114advjay
18115No need for details needed for u. Youre the only cheyne in austrailia probably.
18116isnt that funny omg
18117
18118advjeon
18119the southern hemisphere I bet
18120
18121advjay
18122I laughed for like a week
18123
18124advjeon
18125you're so easy
18126
18127advjay
18128wat
18129what did i do
18130
18131advjeon
18132did I tell u I found this old drawing of jimin I did
18133when he was prob still #2
18134
18135advjay
18136SHANE
18137YOU DRAW??
18138YOU ART????
18139
18140advjeon
18141LMAO I TRY
18142 
18143i have my bachelor's in graphic design
18144
18145advjay
18146S H A N E
18147THATS SO GOOD
18148
18149advjeon
18150M U Z Z I A
18151RIGHT like now my art is literal poop emoji cause haven't in ages but wow
18152throwback
18153
18154advjay
18155WTF WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME U WERE A FUCKING PICASSO REINCARNATEC
18156
18157advjeon
18158picture jk drawing that ^ one day
18159cause he a nerd and totally sees jimin as his superman
18160
18161advjay
18162Thats so good im so shook
18163jimin would b shook???
18164
18165advjeon
18166ITS LIKE A SKETCH PLEASE
18167
18168advjay
18169im shOOK
18170
18171advjeon
18172ur so easy
18173
18174advjay
18175THIS SKETCH IS FREAKIN AMAZING
18176im ded
18177
18178advjeon
18179lmao and i have this
18180thing
18181of jk
18182 
18183
18184 
18185Me
18186
18187advjeon
18188aw
18189
18190advjay
18191sheyn i cant believe u hid this from me
18192
18193advjeon
18194"sheyn"
18195u rly can't believe
18196rly
18197
18198advjay
18199im shook
18200youre so good
18201
18202advjeon
18203iM MEH
18204PLEASE
18205have you seen some of the bts fanart
18206that shit is artistic gold
18207
18208advjay
18209what was it that u called me?
18210
18211advjeon
18212satan
18213
18214advjay
18215" you modest lil shit"
18216
18217advjeon
18218lmao oh
18219
18220advjay
18221dat u
18222
18223advjeon
18224but these were like
18225a while ago
18226i have no patience for that now
18227
18228advjay
18229smh
18230a shame shane
18231
18232advjay
18233ur good 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
18234
18235advjeon
18236:")
18237senpai noticed me
18238no but
18239at my old work
18240they'd say
18241"shane on u" when i fucked up smth
18242I HAVE TO SHOWER
18243BUT I HAVE NO ZIPLOCKS LMAO
18244
18245advjay
18246Thanks for the idea
18247
18248advjeon
18249don't miss me 2 much xo
18250....
18251shit
18252
18253advjay
18254LMAO I HAVD NO ZIPLOCKS THATS WHY I HAVENT GOTTEN IN THE SHOWER YET
18255LMao u literally wanna b me
18256
18257advjeon
18258bRo
18259go now
18260
18261advjay
18262I am i am
18263
18264advjeon
18265I have to pick up a friend soon and go movies
18266
18267advjay
18268have the time of ya lyfe
18269
18270advjeon
18271:/
18272it's star wars
18273
18274advjay
18275I have an endless amount of work to do that ive procrastinated on all weekend and finals are a'comin ☺️☺️☺️
18276i hate star- everything
18277
18278advjeon
18279lmao if it's good tho expect jk to nag jimin about it
18280
18281advjay
18282smh nag him about what
18283
18284advjeon
18285.... wow you r good job
18286"HYUNG CAN WE SO A STAR WARS MARATHON????"
18287
18288advjay
18289"......um *scratches neck* finals ...ggukie??? I gotta get things graded yanno :):):)"
18290
18291advjeon
18292WHAT A LIL POOP
18293
18294advjeon
18295he'd honestly pout so hard
18296
18297advjay
18298he cant do that
18299jimin caves when he does that
18300hes too cute
18301
18302advjeon
18303he'll make it worth jimin's while tRUST
18304and he'd prob get sick of them after the second and blow jimin right on the couch
1830512/19/2016
18306
18307advjay
18308Lmao
18309Ofc
18310"What was the purpose"
18311
18312advjeon
18313"to get hyped for the new one, but now I'm more hyped for you, hyung :') "
18314
18315advjeon
18316prob already had them all memorised anyway
18317
18318advjay
18319............
18320
18321advjay
18322"Memorised"
18323Im turned off
18324
18325advjeon
18326wow elsa
18327
18328advjay
18329Bro i found this cute jikook nsfw acc
18330i do absolutely nothing on the weekend ig
18331
18332advjeon
18333LMAO
18334what were you saying about ur finals
18335link me pls xoxo
18336
18337advjay
18338Dey draw
18339IM SAYING IM IN DEEP SHIT
18340omg
18341I was trying to say "anything for bts"
18342But
18343
18344advjeon
18345dey draw
18346
18347advjay
18348I typed "anying" and i was staring at it for a good 30 seconds trying to figure out what i was missing in the word
18349Acc is pocaari
18350apparently she got a million accs but i cant find not one :')
18351
18352advjay
18353Oh
18354
18355advjay
18356U wanted like legit linkz
18357Whoops dey on twitter
18358
18359advjay
18360https://twitter.com/pocaari/status/810611250237476864
18361https://twitter.com/pocaari/status/810602141282955264
18362https://twitter.com/pocaari/status/803117276857847808
1836312/19/2016
18364
18365advjeon
18366oh for some reason i read "new jikook nsfw fic" instead of acc
18367and i was rly confused when a spread eagle drawing of jimin popped up lmao
18368but wow
18369that's something else i wasn't ready
18370but also also i have some potentially bad news
18371
18372advjeon
18373jeon's getting a tiny revamp of his backstory
18374he's gonna get Deep
18375i just haven't figured it all out we l p
18376only bad news bc jeon might be a teensy bit different
18377nothing 'bad' bad
18378
18379advjay
18380im
18381excited
18382
18383advjeon
18384have you seen westworld cause that fucked me up
18385
18386advjay
18387Lmao what dat
18388
18389advjeon
18390that show on hbo with anthony hopkins
18391
18392advjeon
18393we don't even get hbo over here come on gzuz
18394
18395advjay
18396lmao no idea
18397I got hbo
18398But i barely watch tv these dayz :/
18399
18400advjeon
18401anyway it's A+ and made me wanna make jeongguk sadder and deeper and kinda  .. . evil
18402well if you ever get the urge 10/10 would recommend
18403
18404advjay
18405damn my beb gone b evil :/
18406their dynamics would prob change then
18407
18408advjeon
18409well not like evil evil just
18410
18411advjay
18412but im down to make that change
18413
18414advjeon
18415less innocent cute johnny all the time
18416slight evil urges i guess
18417
18418advjay
18419i knew all along he was satán
18420
18421advjeon
18422right
18423puberty gon mess with him
18424
18425advjay
18426WELL
18427im down for whatever changes between them you wanna make
18428
18429advjeon
18430anyway hey how'd u sleep :')
18431bro i think u might hate me for a little bit
18432but i don't think it'd change Them that much
18433
18434advjay
18435i didnt go to sleep til 3AM & woke up @ 4 AM and then fell asleep again and was late to a final :")
18436
18437advjeon
18438did i tell you about jeonie boy wanting to go back in time and fix his parents marriage
18439... oh shit
18440
18441advjay
18442nO U DIDNT
18443
18444advjeon
18445did it go alright though i hope they let you in!!!!
18446well if anything jeon's gonna have some interesting story times for jimin
18447
18448advjay
18449luckily the teacher not a bitch and was just like "im not giving u extra time. u have until class ends"
18450
18451advjeon
18452well
18453i guess it could've gone worse
18454
18455advjay
18456Lmao ye i finished. She coulda not let me in but she a pal
18457
18458advjay
18459And lmao im ready for angst
18460Thats all im here for
18461
18462advjeon
18463yeah it's gonna even out the fluff lemme tell u
18464the first time he tries to get his dad back in his life he fucks up royally and his sister dies
18465potentially fucking up That Timeline's chances with jimin
18466
18467 
18468
18469advjeon
18470because her link between the two of them was erased
18471hAHUADSASDHU
18472so he tries again and suffers whatever consequences happen (idk enter worse fate here) all to have jimin back again
18473
18474advjay
18475wait so he meets jimin then loses him?
18476
18477advjeon
18478potentially??
18479it's still a mess in my head rn so pls delete any parts you aren't cool with
18480
18481advjay
18482this is some angst
18483im cool w anything. just tryna understand
18484
18485advjeon
18486yeah
18487
18488advjay
18489so when jeon travels thru time, he remembers everything but the ppl he affects doesnt?
18490why did i just picture the angsty-iest scene
18491
18492advjeon
18493yeah exactly but i'm seeing if i can find a way to have jimin remember too possibly
18494or a way for jeon to prove it
18495tELL ME
18496
18497advjeon
18498there's also this show on netflix called frequency which is v cool and time travel-y. i have all these ideas now and i wanna make jeon more interesting
18499
18500advjay
18501hm u make me wanna watch ur suggestions
18502
18503advjeon
18504fuck after finals pls
18505sounds like u don't need the extra distractions
18506and it'll prob take me a century to write it out
18507but woo hit me with that angst
18508
18509advjay
18510lmao i make bad decisions 24/7
18511so dw
18512
18513advjay
18514i just randomly pictured jeon having tried to make jimin rmr him again, and he was like 98% sure whatever this new thing he tried work. So sure that he walked up to jimin confidently and was just like "hyung..." and jimin was just like ".............who are you?" And this was like john last resort and it just crumbled
18515
18516advjeon
18517thANK YOU
18518
18519advjeon
18520you're in my head again i love it
18521
18522advjeon
18523jeongguk trying to make jimin fall in love with him all over again, but things have changed a little and maybe jimin's already found the love of his life this time around. jeongguk's  too late
18524
18525advjay
18526thats 😰
18527
18528advjeon
18529lemme know when u wanna go back to fluff 😅
18530
18531advjay
18532Everything about jimin being in love w somebody else is W R O N G
18533oh no i love it. it just hurts me
18534i love pain :")
18535
18536advjeon
18537shit well it's on you to decide if you even want a jimin 2.0 or not
18538it's in your hands, messiah
18539
18540advjay
18541D A M N
18542
18543advjay
18544thats tru
18545jimin would have to-
18546gdi shane
18547
18548advjeon
18549right
18550we got some thinkin to do
18551
18552advjay
18553tbh 
18554well u gotta figure out everything u wanna do to jeon, so that i know how it'll affect jimin and then change those things around it
18555
18556advjeon
18557ok yeah basics will be the same. he'll be a uni student, repair tech, overall dork, but i'm prob keeping the dead sister part
18558i'm glad u like tho i was worried for a hot minute
18559 
18560
18561advjay
18562LmAO STAHP
18563my poor beb
18564Being deformed
18565And ofc id b down for whatever ya wanna do
18566
18567advjeon
18568rly
18569i was just thinking of one reality that's rly fucked up in some way, so jeon inevitably has to go back and retry yet again. . .. . but jeon and jimin are old and married
18570BUT HE STILL HAS TO GIVE IT UP
18571"i remember our wedding, hyung," he'd tell Present Day jimin, with glazed eyes and on the brink of very real tears
18572
18573advjay
18574!!! ShANe
18575
18576advjeon
18577and jimin's probably freaking out because his boyfriend's cracking
18578
18579advjeon
18580come @ me jennie
18581
18582advjay
18583Or freaking out bc he doesnt know who this boy is 👀
18584
18585advjeon
18586that tOO but fuck i'm nowhere near emotionally stable enough to think more about that yet
18587
18588advjay
18589Ah man this is so sed
18590what made u wanna break hearts suddenly
18591
18592advjeon
18593westworld
18594and delirium
18595
18596advjay
18597Lmao gdi entertainment industry
18598
18599advjeon
18600right
18601and their goddamn inspiring ideas
18602
18603advjeon
18604but also
18605imagine a mutation training thread where jeongguk talks jimin into helping him practice his defence skills
18606"shoot me, jimin"
18607and jeongguk needs to either a) freeze time and gtfo
18608or like b) do some weird time glimpsing matrix shit and dodge that bullet
18609or c) get shot
18610
18611advjay
18612whY WoUld jimin shOoT hkm jIMin doESNt mISs
18613JEoN jeONggUk
18614
18615advjeon
18616exactly
18617
18618advjay
18619omg
18620
18621advjeon
18622the best shooter in all the lands to practice with
18623jeon HAS to get better
18624
18625advjay
18626boyf jimin would refuse so hard or purposely do horribly
18627he cant shoot his beb
18628
18629advjeon
18630yeah that would put a weird spin on their relationship
18631when jimin shuts him down w a solid no jeon just lightheartedly takes it "what, no gun play?" and a joking pout
18632
18633advjay
18634"im not into murder kink unfortunately"
18635
18636advjeon
18637lmao cute
18638
18639advjay
18640hes not in a playful mood prob bc hes lowkey stunned that john would ask him to do that
18641
18642advjeon
18643he'd be all hoped up with this big ego and convinced he can go back in time and change it if anything went wrong
18644
18645advjeon
18646and i imagine jimin, his psych doctorate boyfriend, would be sO fuckin worried
18647"babe, listen— god damn it jeongguk, /no/. you need help, stop and th i n k about this"
18648
18649advjay
18650tbh
18651Lmao basically
18652Lowkey thinking about psychoanalyzing him bc hes lost his mind
18653"....you're willing to let me hurt you no matter if you can go back and fix it. I wanna help you get better but i-" lowkey getting choked up
18654Smh jimin is annoyingly emotional
18655
18656advjeon
18657nO it's beautiful
18658and exactly what jeongguk would need
18659
18660advjay
18661bc what if jimin accidentally hits his heart or some other place where jk could die v quickly and cant go back in time
18662
18663advjay
18664jk is literally nuts
18665
18666advjeon
18667yeah he's
18668i can imagine he'd be confused about his own life
18669and if anything he does is fuckin real
18670literally shook
18671what a nice turn of events
18672
18673advjay
18674smh lucky he has a psychologist as a boyf
18675
18676advjeon
18677right
18678
18679advjay
18680Jimin would understand easily and b patient w him
18681
18682advjeon
18683this all worked out really
18684
18685advjeon
18686surprisingly well
18687
18688advjay
18689whatever tf crisis hes going thru
18690
18691advjeon
18692and jeongguk would prob be the most open patient jimin's ever had
18693sharing every little scare he has with jimin
18694
18695advjay
18696Only thing that dont work out is jimin forgetting him lmao nbd
18697
18698advjeon
18699.. . . yeah....
18700well that's an added angst bonus round i guess
18701
18702advjay
18703Not even forgetting him...technically?? Bc it never happened
18704Right
18705Idk time travel is a mess
18706
18707advjeon
18708yeah, in jeongguk's head it's happened but not for jimin
18709i like how open it can be, anything sort of goes if we can find a way around it
18710
18711advjay
18712this tru
18713we can spend weeks on all kinds of shit
18714U just gotta figure him out lmao
18715
18716advjeon
18717hell yea
18718
18719advjay
18720and we can plan frlziez
18721
18722advjeon
18723he's still gon be the jeon u know and tolerate :")
18724still a brat but maybe a lil more justifiably bratty
18725idk what frlziez is tho
18726
18727advjay
18728"For realsies"
18729
18730advjeon
18731wow
18732
18733advjay
18734Im still hurt w that "i remember our wedding, hyung" like wow my heart leaked
18735
18736advjeon
18737imagine he dr e w it
18738or painted i
18739t
18740for jimin
18741or carries a photo in his wallet
18742jesus fuck
18743
18744advjay
18745!!!!!!!!!
18746
18747advjeon
18748or kept the ring!!!!!!!
18749
18750advjay
18751I STG
18752
18753advjeon
18754engraved and everything
18755sorry i've awakened something
18756i'm honestly a lil scared
18757awoken
18758awakened
18759eh???
18760
18761advjay
18762And maybe he kept jimin's too "when you're ready to wear it, ill have it for you" bc hes p determined they gone fall in love again and hell b waiting kms
18763Im scared-er but ready
18764
18765advjeon
18766AW
18767I LOVE IT
18768THAT'S SO FLUFFY I'M SO PROUD
18769
18770advjay
18771HOW DID FLUFF MANAGE TO SNEAK IN
18772
18773advjeon
18774plotting with u is like a violent river
18775it just goes wherever tf it wants
18776
18777advjeon
18778jeon keeping jimin's ring though
18779god damn
18780
18781advjay
18782Thats
18783Why im crying
18784
18785advjay
18786I can picture john just being like ".....you were so beautiful."
18787And jimin crying bc even tho he has no idea who this dude is, he can see that these feelings hes talking about are real
18788
18789advjeon
18790oH GOD
18791i think i feel my black soul of a heart breaking
18792thx
18793
18794 
18795jeon prob does this shit at school though
18796
18797advjay
18798LmAO
18799ofc he does
18800The lamo
18801
18802advjeon
18803and lamo was his namo
18804
18805advjay
18806Lmao so ur the lame shane
1880712/19/2016
18808
18809advjay
18810So bts just added chicago to the tour..... i only live 4 hours away from chicago.....
18811Why do they want me in debt
18812I gotta buy another ticket shane
18813
18814advjeon
18815..... girl
18816
18817 
18818
18819advjeon
18820but what if the other two don't sell. u lil lamo
18821
18822advjay
18823then lol just 3 shows i gotta go to
18824
18825advjeon
18826ur such good job
18827
18828advjay
18829lmao its this girl already buying one
18830I hate powerhouse & bts
1883112/19/2016
18832
18833advjeon
18834sometimes i worry abt u muzzia
18835
18836advjay
18837sometimes i worry abt myself shane
18838
18839advjeon
18840good
18841at least we've got that settled
18842
18843advjay
18844i also have paint all over me ,
18845more things to worry abt
18846
18847advjeon
18848that's hot
18849
18850advjay
18851another kink
18852
18853advjay
18854damn shane
18855
18856advjeon
18857that was partly sarcastic
18858i think???¿¿¿
18859
18860advjay
18861:'/
18862
18863advjeon
18864i take it back???¿¿¿
18865mostly bc i remember this movie exists
18866https://68.media.tumblr.com/37867e25d3c74810fed0461b6a72e1ff/tumblr_oftvnbhe2m1vgs3n3o1_500.gif
18867
18868advjeon
18869https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWo6U1KQAGU 🔥
18870
18871advjay
18872Omg
18873
18874advjeon
18875:")
18876
18877advjay
18878I didnt kno that was a movie
18879
18880advjeon
18881"hyung, i think your living room could use a new paint job" after he makes jimin watch it w him
18882
18883advjay
18884I thought if was just that one gay gifset that everybody loves
18885
18886advjeon
18887from a movie
18888gasps
18889I was fully expecting to find a weird porno tho tbh
18890
18891advjay
18892lmao smh jimin just laughing bc he dunno jeon might b serious
18893Lmao honestly
18894its so aesthetic-y tho
18895And the dudes not ugly
18896
18897advjay
18898Could b better lookin but not ugly
18899Cant b a porno
18900
18901advjeon
18902haHAHA
18903true
18904but idk I've seen people getting real aesthetic-y with their porn
18905it's like Indie Porn or something
18906
18907advjay
18908lmao ive never seen classy porn
18909
18910advjeon
18911anyway jeon would just smile and kiss his laughing jimin
18912
18913advjay
18914but ill take ur word for it
18915Or not classy but aesth
18916
18917advjay
18918its only 10 whats wrong w me
18919
18920advjeon
18921yeah classy porn is prob an oxymoron
18922early onset dementia
18923
18924advjay
18925i keep thinking our jikook height difference is as dramatic as those dudes
18926even tho its not
18927
18928advjeon
18929yeah lil french dude is half a head shorter
18930
18931advjay
18932they french??? how are u so well versed shane
18933
18934advjeon
18935im gonna goggle jikooks height diff now thx
18936lmao the music and the title and the boys faces
18937
18938advjay
18939Jimin is like 5'7 and Jungkook is like 5'10
18940
18941advjeon
18942French af
18943that means little to my metric brain
18944
18945advjay
18946Well i muted tf outta it
18947OH YEAH
18948sigh
18949
18950advjeon
18951well then
18952
18953advjay
18954Jimin 170 , Jungkook like
18955Taller than 170
18956
18957advjeon
18958lMAO
18959THANKS
18960
18961advjay
18962178 i just found out it what it converts to
18963Jeongguk is 178 , Jimin is 170
18964Jesus christ
18965
18966 
18967fuck me tho
18968
18969advjay
18970I SAW THAT
18971THAT HEIGHT DIFF IS SUPER DRAMATIC
18972i think thats the real height difference tbh
18973
18974 
18975i love it
18976
18977advjeon
18978they're shoulder to shoulder, could be holding hands who knows
18979god dammit boyFRIENDS
18980
18981advjay
18982Jimin prob just not wearing in soles
18983this is tru
18984
18985advjeon
18986well i mean jimin's shoulder to bicep lmao
18987
18988advjay
18989:/
18990That poor voy
18991Boy*
18992
18993advjeon
18994nO its so cute!!!!
18995poor voy
18996
18997advjay
18998pls
18999
19000advjeon
19001why did i read in a jewish accent
19002
19003advjay
19004idk what a jewish accent sounds like lmao
19005
19006 
19007man what even is taekook anymore
19008this makes me so happy what have u done
19009
19010advjay
19011!!!!
19012That was my lockscreen for like a month
19013That gotta b our jikook difference
19014
19015advjeon
19016they look?? so good ????
19017
19018advjeon
19019please
19020
19021advjay
19022Bc smol hyung makes me happy
19023
19024advjeon
19025all the forehead kisses in the world
19026
19027advjay
19028awwWwww
19029
19030advjeon
19031jk just draped all over jimin like a 20 yo blanket
19032protective and possessive
19033
19034advjay
19035Mmao honestly
19036& jk look hella broader too
19037
19038advjay
19039Jimin so lucky
19040
19041advjeon
19042jimin's life is gonna be 90% broad backhug scenes
19043
19044advjay
19045He get the best hugs in the wor
19046U creep ,, always in my brain
19047
19048advjeon
19049:")
19050fingers crossed he's not like bony af and is as good to cuddle lying down as he is hugging him standin up
19051picturing jeon and jimin cuddling when he's so broad
19052😍
19053
19054 
19055what the fuckity fuck
19056
19057 
1905812/20/2016
19059
19060advjay
19061!!!!
19062
19063advjay
19064Ur killin me shane
19065Thats so so so so so so so so so cute
19066
19067advjeon
19068pls im killing me
19069
19070advjay
19071Lmao
19072I cant get over hugs
19073
19074advjeon
19075big bear hugs
19076
19077advjay
19078And he gotta stretch a lil to kiss
19079😫😫😫😫😫😫
19080
19081advjeon
19082YEAH!!! i saw this gifset of the lil jikook part in the 21st cent girl stage
19083they looked so comfortable w each other, jeon lookin like he subconsciously lowers himself and jimin stretching up to meet this tol muscle pig
19084
19085advjay
19086U talkin about jimin kinda got on his tippy toes an-
19087
19088advjeon
19089:")
19090
19091advjay
19092YE thats the cutest shit man
19093I cry everyday
19094
19095advjay
19096Jimin petty ass "one day imma stop stretching to kiss you. You just gon have to come down here"
19097
19098advjeon
19099AW
19100jeongguk would
19101every time
19102without fail
19103but when they're playing around, play fighting or just general teasing and jeon hits him w the "don't make me come down there"
19104
19105advjeon
19106probably kissing the top of jimin's head
19107
19108advjay
19109thats.......so cute
19110"I have no problem climbing up there and body slamming you"
19111jimin needs a new threat
19112
19113advjeon
19114"i dare you, hyung. i'd love to see it"
19115
19116advjay
19117Got dammit
19118
19119advjeon
19120a new attack
19121
19122advjay
19123He can barely piggy back google
19124
19125advjeon
19126googie wouldn't wanna crush him
19127but also:
19128
19129advjeon
19130googie letting jimin win all the time anyway
19131
19132advjay
19133Awww imagine them play fighting in bed a lazy ass weekend afternoon or smth
19134Jimin really thought he did something pinning jeongguk wrists down in a straddle position. Little do he kno he was allowed to do so.
19135"What do ya kno ,, muscle pig not that muscle-y"
19136
19137advjeon
19138ahAHA AW
19139
19140advjeon
19141jeon just leaning in for a kiss and smiles "wow ur so strong babe" flips him over with this bratty cheeky face, blowing a kiss "i'm impressed ;)"
19142
19143advjay
19144Jimin thinking that was a admitting defeat kiss so he happily returned it and ended up betrayed "u brat" he just mad bc he cant do the same thing now
19145
19146advjeon
19147fuck they're so cute together
19148
19149advjay
19150Hon. Nest. Ly.
19151
19152 
19153
19154 
19155 
19156Jimin constantly snappin pics of jeon when their on a trip bc his beb is a beauty
19157
19158advjeon
19159¡¡¡¡¡that'S SUCH A CUTE IDEA YESSSSS!!!!!
19160i can imagine jeongguk being a lil shy about it around the first couple of photos but after enough he's comfortable
19161does some real weird poses for a few of them too lmao meme boy
19162
19163advjay
19164why is he shy
19165what a weirdo
19166"why are you such a weird kid"
19167
19168advjeon
19169he'd be camera shy, unpracticed and awk being the focus
19170
19171advjay
19172Well he gone hafta get used to it. Jimin is like a grandma thats just gotta take pictures of everything
19173
19174advjeon
19175he would with jimin taking his photo. jeon's already comfortable and 200% at ease around him so it won't be hard. watch every polaroid show jeongguk's lovestruck heart eyes @ chim
19176
19177advjay
19178aWWwww
19179I can imagine jimin being like "why do you always look at me like that"
19180Bc he can feel the luv even thru a picture and it makes him giddy and happy :/
19181What is this fluff
19182
19183advjeon
19184this is beautiful im gonna tear up
19185so much progress
19186
19187advjeon
19188and u just know the brat sometimes uses jimin's method against him and has his own tiny stack of jimin candids
19189
19190 
19191
19192 
19193that's such a fluffy idea i'm in love
19194
19195advjay
19196HoneStLy
19197They just got a whole album of pictures at home of each other
19198Theyre legitamately obsessed w each other lmao
19199
19200 
19201they're such creeps
19202sappy soft creeps
19203
19204advjay
19205This is so cuuute
19206
19207advjay
19208"I dont know about a full on relationship but....." she said
19209
19210advjay
19211Look at her now
19212
19213 
19214u got me good what can I say
19215
19216advjay
19217Best believe jimin gone want massages
19218
19219advjeon
19220best believe jimin gone get massages
19221
19222advjay
19223thats what he like to hear
19224his faces are so unnecessarily erotic but das k
19225
19226advjeon
19227ahuh it's always k
19228
19229advjeon
19230it's prob partly the reason jeon will always do it so willingly
19231
19232advjay
19233Smh jimin just want the knots out his muscles
19234
19235advjay
19236Jk wanna see his making love faces :/
19237
19238advjeon
19239Jk just wanna be the reason behind them :/
19240
19241advjay
19242Lmao have u seen the vid of jimin mocking jeongguk
19243so accurate
19244
19245advjeon
19246lmao which one
19247
19248advjay
19249Im still not over this height different tbh but imma just calm down
19250https://twitter.com/kookmin9795/status/811145468193357829
19251Difference*
19252
19253advjeon
19254jimin practically swimming in tall jeon's massive sweatshirts
19255
19256advjay
19257I forGOT aBOut thOse
19258
19259advjeon
19260erahujfHGDFUKAERF
19261AHEFHAHA
19262
19263advjay
19264Boy them white tshirts boutta look like a dress
19265And slide off one shoulder im okay
19266
19267advjeon
19268gasps
19269what a perfect vision
19270 
19271jeon's old granny voice after jimin walks off
19272
19273advjay
19274Honestly
19275LmAO
19276
19277advjeon
19278all that height difference between them and jk still loves being babied by jimin
19279
19280advjay
19281Jimin loves to baby his baby de
19282Dw*
19283
19284advjeon
19285im bout to cry
19286
19287advjay
19288Just cry
19289Its all painful
19290
19291advjeon
19292i'm---
19293 
19294goodbye world
19295
19296advjay
19297THATS SO CUTE
19298
19299advjay
19300WATCH JIMIN EXPECT IT EVERYTIME :) :) :) :)
19301
19302advjeon
19303jeon would hold onto him if he didn't tBH
19304
19305advjay
19306Thats the cutest thing ive ever seen in my life
19307
19308 
19309 
19310i'm gonna hide in my jikook google search 4ever
19311 
19312
19313advjay
19314Im so hurt
19315Im about to take a final and you hurt me
19316THEY ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER
19317
19318advjeon
19319ahhaha haha GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!
19320
19321advjay
19322THEY LOOK SO GOOD TOGETHER
1932312/21/2016
19324
19325 
19326 
19327 
19328 
19329im
19330
19331advjeon
19332those fishnets tHO
19333👀👀👀👀👀👀
19334
19335advjeon
19336JIMIN'S COLLAR
19337
19338advjeon
19339fuck
19340
19341advjay
19342well thats what i woke up to
19343
19344advjeon
19345this is such an erotic concept
19346
19347advjay
19348I gotta take my psych final today
19349This tew much
19350
19351advjeon
19352good luck
19353
19354advjay
19355Thenkz ,, but who told them to put on fishnets
19356
19357advjeon
19358jimin in a collar got me going crazy you can practice since psych shit on me
19359like
19360imagine them boys all tryna get into the fuckin things
19361
19362advjay
19363LmAO
19364That actually sounds hella funny
19365I just pictured jimin falling im so evil
19366
19367advjeon
19368same but
19369falling onto his bed while jeon rips them off his thighs lmao
19370
19371advjay
19372lmao from comical to violent in a matter of silence
19373seconds*
19374
19375advjeon
19376in a matter of silence
19377
19378advjay
19379lETS MOVE ON
19380
19381advjeon
19382smooth
19383
19384advjay
19385i havent gone to sleep yet i dont need this
19386lmao
19387
19388advjeon
19389??? but its 7am??????
19390you're gonna turn zombie on me istg
19391
19392advjay
19393lol i know :")
19394I had lotz of stuff to do that i still didnt finish and now its time for
19395me to go to school so lol no time for z catching
19396
19397advjay
19398Literally been over 24 hours since i slept i think imma die soon my brain cant handle this
19399
19400advjeon
19401brO THATS CRAZY
19402how long is ur psych final and can you go to bed after it
19403
19404advjay
19405I have a anatomy final first then then psych, but thats my last finals so but then i gotta go to this mandatory christmas party at work rip me
19406
19407advjay
19408The party like directly after these finals. Imma pass out in the corner w spilled juice all over my shitt
19409Shirt*
19410
19411advjeon
19412oh wow you are gonna ditch me or the afterlife
19413
19414advjay
19415lmao the psych final is literally over sleep & how bad losing it can b and shit
19416But look at me
19417 
19418Live footage of my brain
19419
19420advjeon
19421...how ironic
19422you are every spongebob meme
19423
19424advjay
19425tbh
19426
19427 
19428Me @ my prof when i fail the final
19429
19430advjeon
19431a green steve harvey m&m
19432
19433advjay
19434LmAO its dr.phil cheyne
19435
19436advjeon
19437..........bro we barely get tv in Australia LETS MOVE ON
19438
19439advjay
19440lmaooo its k
19441i wont bring it up ever again 👀
19442
19443advjeon
19444liss
19445lkes
19446
19447advjay
19448lkes
19449
19450advjeon
19451well fuck you autocorrect
19452
19453advjay
19454liss
19455
19456advjeon
19457I give up
19458
19459advjay
19460whos actually sleep deprived
19461
19462advjeon
19463i could get 7 hours and still be deprived
19464
19465advjay
19466also i read the cutest story abt jikook trying to adopt 😫
19467
19468advjeon
19469aW tell me everything
19470
19471advjay
19472long story short, they had been impatiently waiting for paperwork to come back but their social worker told them things were going rlly slow for them basically bc they were gay. but they finally got approved and went to an orphanage & jimin fell in love w so many kiddies he couldnt choose and jk was awkward but the kids still jumped all over him bc hes tol and they wanted piggy backs
19473
19474advjay
19475but then tae popped out the woodworks & jimin felt a "connection" w that particular kid and jk agreed and they adopted him and 3 weeks later they took him home💕 but the characterization is what made it cute
19476& jimin cried like 12 times
19477
19478advjeon
19479WHAT A FLUFFY STORY THAT'S SO CUTE
19480and jimin cried
19481of course this big softy cries
19482
19483advjay
19484it was like once when the lady told him they might get declined for being gay (jk went off when the lady said that) and once when they took the kid home
19485
19486advjeon
19487no wait i take it back it sounds heartbreaking too :"(
19488
19489advjay
19490LmaO did u think i would read flat out fluff
19491hell nah
19492
19493advjeon
19494ur past the 24 hour mark without sleep, anythings possible
19495crazy binch
19496
19497advjay
19498LmAO
19499
19500advjay
19501im not loco
19502i dIDNT CHOOSE THIS
19503
19504advjeon
19505no ur a dedicated student who's gonna turn into a green dr.phil steve harvey m&m
19506still gonna mourn u tho
19507
19508advjay
19509LmAo they do look alike
19510Just a black & white version of each other
19511
19512advjeon
19513i think its the moustache that throws me
19514
19515advjay
19516After today no more stress for like 2 weeks
19517and u'll have me foREVER 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
19518
19519advjeon
19520forever
19521
19522advjeon
19523for 2 weeks
19524😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
19525
19526advjay
19527Forever
195282 weeks is a long time
19529
19530advjeon
19531yeah we practically planned jikooks whole life in life 1
19532imagine what we can do with 2 :')
19533
19534advjay
19535Tbj
19536Tbh
19537Nothin we cant achieve
19538
19539advjeon
19540jonest
19541
19542 
19543LMAO
19544this is ur jeon
19545
19546advjeon
19547u sure u want me for 2 weeks--
19548W O W
19549pls respond
19550 
19551pls
19552
19553advjay
19554Wow that was a good laugh
19555its sO acCURats
19556
19557advjay
19558accurate*
19559LET IT GO
19560
19561advjeon
19562ok elsa
19563
19564advjay
19565Its acc bc i can imagine jimin went out of town and was like "send me n00ds" then jk does and when jk asks jimin just like "lmao no"
19566
19567advjeon
19568what a shifty hoe
19569
19570advjay
19571smh how is he a hoe 🤔
19572
19573advjeon
19574ur right jk is the hoe
19575"i took my pants off for u 😭"
19576
19577advjay
19578lmao "thanks beb good wank material"
19579
19580 
19581
19582advjeon
19583"i'm gonna jizz in one of ur socks istg hyung"
19584
19585advjay
19586"then jizz in my sock child ,, im not taking nudes. too much work"
19587 
19588Jimin rn
19589
19590advjeon
19591aw
19592watch jeongguk send 10 more photos in the span if 10 minutes
19593
19594advjay
19595photos of what lmso
19596"too much jeongcock pls"
19597
19598advjeon
19599Lmao
19600
19601advjay
19602poor jeon hyung just played him
19603
19604advjeon
19605prob like 1 photo of jk sprawled out on jimins bed and the rest just "can u come home yet" 
19606"miss u :("
19607"wish u were here"
19608
19609advjay
19610lmao why he doin this
19611making jimin feel BAD now
19612
19613advjeon
19614he a needy jeongcock
19615
19616advjay
19617jimin respondin in short bc his heateu is breaking
19618
19619advjeon
19620jeon sneaking one in of him in the shower
19621"wish u were here 2 😢👀"
19622he's PERSISTENT
19623
19624advjay
19625"!!!!!! quit sending me arousing things bRAT"
19626
19627advjeon
19628"but you arouse me jIMIN!!!!!!!"
19629
19630advjeon
19631“hYUNG"
19632
19633advjay
19634"imma stop responding"
19635
19636advjay
19637"and i love the laCK OF RESPECT"
19638
19639advjeon
19640"sorry babe ,,, too much work :("
19641
19642advjay
19643":/ if i send u n00ds will u stop"
1964412/21/2016
19645
19646advjeon
19647"yes!!! but it won't stop me missing u hyung 💕"
19648
19649advjay
19650and she said organisation to me :/
19651
19652advjay
19653theres another non american among us :/
19654
19655advjeon
19656lmao ur poor murican eyes
19657we have u surrounded beb just surrender
19658
19659advjay
19660lmao theres this ass pick that looks like jimin to me but i wont send it
19661
19662advjeon
19663theN WHY
19664tell me!!!!!!
19665:"(
19666i take it back
19667organization
19668color
19669aluminum
19670
19671advjay
19672Pic* not pick
19673"just surrender" i think tf not u trick ass bitch
19674
19675advjay
19676"just surrender" i think tf not u trick ass bitch
19677"just surrender" i think tf not u trick ass bitch
19678"just surrender" i think tf not u trick ass bitch
19679"just surrender" i think tf not u trick ass bitch
19680"just surrender" i think tf not u trick ass bitch
19681"just surrender" i think tf not u trick ass bitch
19682"just surrender" i think tf not u trick ass bitch
19683Lmao
19684"just surrender" i think tf not u trick ass bitch
19685Lmao
19686
19687advjay
19688"just surrender" i think tf not u trick ass bitch
19689Lmao
19690Lmao
19691"just surrender" i think tf not u trick ass bitch
19692"just surrender" i think tf not u trick ass bitch
19693
19694advjay
19695Why did this hAPPEN LMAO
19696I changed my settings from german and now ma phone malfunctioning
19697
19698advjeon
19699https://www.instagram.com/p/BOSaCIIjoyx/
19700im surrendering to his hair tho
19701ok good i thought it was my phone
19702
19703advjeon
19704but u actually did call me a trick ass bitch multiple times.........
19705
19706 
19707
19708advjeon
19709good 2 know
19710
19711advjay
19712my phone is going to explode
19713That instagram vid is so cwute
19714
19715advjeon
19716too much porn on it ig
19717
19718advjay
19719!!!
19720
19721advjeon
19722i wanna listen to him talk and watch him play w his hair forever
19723
19724advjay
19725same
19726
19727advjay
19728Beware of ur sis
19729
19730advjeon
19731wat
19732
19733advjeon
19734what did u do to my sister lmao
19735
19736advjay
19737Lmao i was saying i was finna send nsfw so make sure ur sis wasnt present
19738
19739advjeon
19740oh
19741lmao
19742yeah no ones awake yet lol
1974311am we a bunch of sloths
19744
19745advjay
19746Its only 11Am
19747??¿
19748Did it not send
19749
19750advjay
19751Smh
19752
19753advjay
19754Why are all ur messages sending now
19755
19756advjay
19757My phone gone xplode
19758
19759advjeon
19760idk what's going on tbh
19761im not getting notifs for your messages either
19762I think tumblr is gonna xplode
19763 
19764this convo just looks so disjointed
19765
19766advjay
19767everything is in shambles
19768Im getting notifications for messages you sent like 2 hours ago
19769
19770advjeon
19771gdi tumblr is broken
19772what else can i talk to u on
19773
19774advjay
19775smh it was nice knowing you shane
19776do u got a kkt or kik orrr
19777
19778advjeon
19779what else can i talk to u on
19780uh
19781shit if i can remember my kkt then yea
19782
19783advjay
19784Or whatsapp or actual messages
19785
19786advjay
19787I have so many messaging apps
1978812/22/2016
19789
19790advjeon
19791what an adorable dork! !!!! !! !!! https://youtu.be/QWPpZdQMrHI
19792
19793advjeon
19794it told me i couldn't dl whatsapp and i should make a new kkt for u tbh tumblr can suck ba l l s
19795
19796advjeon
19797ok what's ur kkt name thing
19798
19799advjay
19800The cutest 1:12 in my life
19801
19802advjay
19803Before I give you my kkt
19804I have .......a confession
19805i hope you dont hate me afterward :")
19806But long story short,, a long time ago i had some internet friends, and we had got into an argument and werent cool anymore. bc of their anger they decided to look up my name and all the little details i told them about me and found all kinds of personal shit about me and used it for like malevolent purposes. Ever since then i kinda just dont trust people initially,, so,, i use an alias and just say its my real name. Messiah...is that alias.
19807My real name is Deja. And im sorry i waited so long to tell you my real name & i know its gonna be weird for you having known me as Messiah for so long. And im sorry i even lied in the first place but im just paranoid of the same shit happening again so i just do it to protect myself kinda. doesnt excuse lying but thats the reason. so .... ye :/
19808I didnt want ya to b startled when we got to kkt and deja is plastered everywhrre
19809
19810advjeon
19811bro that's totally okay!!! i definitely understand using an alias if you're more comfortable. but lmao hey deja nice to meet u i'm brat :') 💕
19812
19813advjay
19814ilu shane
19815so understanding :')
19816
19817advjeon
19818you're so cute
19819and shit u type fast
19820
19821advjay
19822?
19823
19824advjeon
19825you said sorry so many times u lil softy
19826
19827advjay
19828Lmao that whole speech was prerecorded dw
19829
19830advjeon
19831aw well it's cool w me
19832but ur still a bit satan to me :')
19833
19834advjay
19835Lmao if i cared less about ur opinion of me i wouldnt have even told you
19836
19837advjay
19838But i cARE so i was like "lemme apologise profusely"
19839SHANE
19840
19841advjeon
19842ilu deja
19843
19844advjay
19845DID I JUST SAY APOLOGISE
19846
19847advjeon
19848so compassionat------1!!!!!-!+!65(:
19849YOU
19850English
19851BRITISH ENGLISH
19852!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19853this is historic
19854
19855advjay
19856****** A P O L O G I Z E
19857
19858advjeon
19859im screenshotting !!!!!!!
19860
19861advjay
19862FOR GET IT HAPPENED
19863CHEYNE I STG
19864
19865advjeon
19866YOU ARE READY MY CHILD
19867I have nothing more to do here
19868😇😇😇😇😇
19869
19870advjay
19871IM OUTNUMBERED BETWEEN ALL YOU NON AMERICANS WHAT WAS I MEANT TO DO
19872
19873advjeon
19874YOU
19875are hilarious
19876
19877advjay
19878I cant believe this happened to me
19879
19880advjeon
19881how did this even happen I'm astounded
19882
19883advjay
19884Y O U
19885
19886advjay
19887My kkt is badkpop btw
19888Pls say nothing abt the name
19889
19890advjeon
19891cute :') who am i gonna tell, u overestimate my social life
19892
19893advjay
19894Not that u were gonna tell anybody that u were gonna RIDICULE men
19895Me*
19896
19897advjeon
19898If anything im more likely to tell someone abt the apologise incident tbh
19899
19900advjay
19901Lets.......move on
19902
19903advjeon
19904and RIDICULE u
19905:')
19906
19907advjay
19908Id never willingly use that word
19909My subconscious was altered
1991012/22/2016
19911
19912advjeon
19913https://www.instagram.com/p/BOVdnxPh7rH/
19914just u wait
19915you'll be drinking tea and calling dishes plates in no time
19916
19917advjay
19918I drink tea :/
19919WE CALL IT AUTUMN TOO
19920
19921advjeon
19922WHOA YOU DO????
19923
19924advjeon
19925s hi T I'm so proud
19926
19927advjay
19928:/ :/ we call it fall & autumn
19929smh how do u not know
19930autumn is a lil less popular to say but we say it
19931
19932advjeon
19933one less language barrier thing between us
19934💕
19935
19936advjay
19937Lmao im reading the comments "americans are fucking stupid" "this is exhibit A why america is a dumb country"
19938Damn
19939I agree :/
19940
19941advjeon
19942wow
19943
19944advjeon
19945savage instagram
19946
19947advjay
19948we're miles apart. ill never accept apologise
19949but
19950💕
19951
19952advjeon
19953you
19954sAid
19955apologise
19956i have screen proof
19957
19958advjay
19959iTS CALLED CLASSICAL CONDITIONING
19960you non americans are forcing me to pick up habits
19961
19962advjay
19963no longer will i say apologi- i wont even type that atrocity
19964
19965advjeon
19966don't go full psych on me pls
19967Lmao
19968it's just gonna dissappear from ur vocabulary
19969
19970advjay
19971definitely
19972its already out
19973What word are we talkin about again
19974
19975advjeon
19976ym
19977the A word
19978
19979advjay
19980smh i cant believe u made me say that
19981
19982advjay
19983but in other news
19984how was ya day?
19985
19986advjeon
19987aw smooth transition
19988it was good I woke up about an hour ago
19989👍👍👍
19990what about u beb
19991
19992advjay
19993isnt...it like 2PM
19994
19995advjeon
19996yeah.......2:31
19997
19998advjay
19999how do you do that
20000I literally cant sleep that long
20001
20002advjeon
20003I got home from work at like midnight tho
20004
20005advjay
20006my body is outta whack waking up passed 8 am
20007...tru
20008
20009advjeon
20010whoa 8 is so early!!!!!!
20011
20012advjay
20013i wake up every morning @ 5:30 :/ 8 am is p late
20014
20015advjeon
20016i.....worry about you
20017do you even sleep
20018
20019advjay
20020i......do too
20021apparently not lmao
20022im always here when you are
20023
20024advjay
20025which would imply i dont sleep
20026idk why im always accesible
20027in more news my car blew up into a million pieces and evaporated to live w god today, so i rlly will be able to do nothing but sleep bc imma b hOME
20028
20029advjeon
20030................
20031WHAT THE FUCK WAIT
20032
20033advjay
20034*waits*
20035
20036advjeon
20037.....
20038well
20039
20040advjay
20041lmao im dramatic havent u learned
20042
20043advjeon
20044I won't have to worry that much about ur sleep deprivation ig
20045
20046advjay
20047my car blew up is code for i just need new tires
20048Lmao
20049
20050advjeon
20051.......
20052BRO U SHIT HEAD
20053
20054advjay
20055😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
20056
20057advjeon
20058we have a communication issue
20059
20060advjay
20061u dont understand my lang i dont understand yours smh
20062
20063advjeon
20064Drama Queenâ„¢
20065
20066advjay
20067how have we made it this long
20068
20069advjeon
20070idk with much difficulty
20071
20072advjay
20073:O
20074Smg
20075Shaking my gallbladder lmao
20076*smh
20077
20078advjeon
20079shaking my goat
20080
20081advjay
20082That too
20083My phone is gonna xplode
20084
20085advjeon
20086gallbladder is very
20087better
20088.... ..  so it needs new tires too
20089
20090 
20091Why is this here
20092
20093advjeon
20094right i never got it nsfw :"(
20095ur*
20096
20097advjay
20098sux
20099
20100advjeon
20101shit i really suck today
20102yea
20103
20104advjay
20105Jkjkjkjk
20106Ill send it when tumblr isnt being a shithead
20107
20108advjeon
20109my hero
20110
20111advjay
20112Which....idek what im sending
20113idk what that nsfw was
20114
20115advjeon
20116jimins butt pic if i remember correctly
20117
20118advjay
20119ah we're so strange
20120ALSO
20121
20122advjeon
20123i love it
20124
20125advjay
20126MY HIP IS LITERALLY GONNA ROLL OFF MY PELVIS I STG
20127its been making noises???
20128
20129advjeon
20130... what have you been doing
20131
20132advjay
20133Idk ig its cracking but
20134
20135advjay
20136Im concerned
20137
20138advjeon
20139is healthcare a fortune in St louis
20140is it painful :(
20141
20142advjay
20143Are u kidding??? American healthcare is so fckin expensive
20144
20145advjeon
20146i mean you say autumn so idk how much Missouri is really American
20147
20148advjay
20149everybody says autumn occasionally shane
20150
20151advjeon
20152lies
20153liss
20154
20155advjeon
20156if you're in pain tho its....prob worth getting a professional opinion :/
20157
20158advjay
20159I am a professional. :)
20160
20161advjay
20162Lmao but note taken
20163
20164advjeon
20165ur a professional butt
20166
20167advjay
20168:/
20169
20170advjeon
20171but like a good butt
20172
20173advjay
20174But my mom joked that it was "growing pains" i hate that woman
20175
20176advjeon
20177like jimins
20178.......
20179ur growing into a giant
20180
20181advjay
20182its a joke bc im.....5'0 (150 cm)
20183
20184advjeon
20185omg
20186
20187advjeon
20188omG
20189this is brilliant news
20190
20191advjay
20192pls dont tell anyone i stg im tOL
20193
20194advjeon
20195and you converted for me!!!!!!!!!!
20196💕💕💕💕
20197
20198 
20199
20200advjeon
20201lizzard mcguire
20202
20203advjay
20204Lmao i love that pic sm
20205AND WHY IS THIS BRILLIANT NEWS U DWEEB
20206I STG
20207
20208advjeon
20209ur smol like chim
20210cute
20211
20212advjay
20213im a grown woman i dont wanna b cute :"(
20214How tol are u
20215
20216advjeon
20217cute independent woman who don't need no insoles
20218uh
202195'6 ish
20220
20221advjay
20222:/
20223the world is against me
20224jimin wears insoles
20225
20226advjeon
20227I just stood up to measure against my sister
20228
20229advjay
20230Both of us cant b ruined
20231
20232advjeon
20233the tol world is against u both
20234
20235advjay
20236was it voluntary dont bothr ur sis
20237
20238advjeon
20239yeah she stood up and posed like a Charlie's angel she's extra af
20240
20241advjay
20242lmao i love her
20243
20244advjeon
20245"mum am i 5'5 or 5'6???"
20246" probably the taller one"
20247
20248advjay
20249😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
20250
20251advjay
20252Lmao did u say 5'5 , 5'6
20253Shes aussie too right
20254
20255advjay
20256she cant understand why r u confusing her
20257
20258advjeon
20259yeah I don't think she understands what I asked
20260
20261advjay
20262smh u non americans gotta get versatile
20263
20264advjeon
20265we're coming for u
20266is ur kkt even searchable or is
20267mine broken
20268
20269advjay
20270it.....should b
20271whats urz then
20272
20273advjeon
20274yagirlcheyne
20275:")
20276
20277advjay
20278......lmao
20279
20280advjeon
20281i obv gave up on life
20282with that one
2028312/31/2016
20284
20285advjeon
20286sO
20287guess whose phone was stolen last night
20288
20289advjeon
20290kkt doesn't work on my laptop :/
20291
20292advjay
20293what the hammos
20294who why when where how
20295u went new years partyin'
20296?
20297
20298advjeon
20299yeah :/
20300in the city with a fuck ton of people and they took it from my back pocket
20301i wAS HALF WAY THROUGH READING HIM AS WELL!!!!!!!!
20302now how am i gonna know where i was up to ://///
20303
20304advjay
20305:/
20306lmao
20307i love how your phone was stolen and the first issue is that u didn't finish reading a fanfic
20308
20309advjeon
20310well i mean
20311priorities ig
20312
20313advjay
20314lmao
20315
20316advjay
20317but shit
20318what are you gonna do
20319
20320advjeon
20321nah it was at like the start of the night and i just got wasted after to compensate
20322
20323advjay
20324no i mean like
20325lmao are u gonna get another phone
20326soon
20327or
20328
20329advjeon
20330yeah probably today
20331if i can find a good/cheap/decent one
20332i'm just praying they don't unlock it bc the nudes maN I HAVE NUDES ON THERE
20333
20334advjay
20335LMAODJF
20336they'll probably reset it
20337but lmao u won't know your burgular prob
20338so who cares
20339
20340advjeon
20341yeah
20342they should be so fuckin lucky
20343
20344advjay
20345smh
20346bad things happen to good people
20347actuALLy
20348ur quite evil
20349
20350advjeon
20351yeah i prob deserved this but oh well
20352
20353advjay
20354!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20355no you didn't
20356i was kidding :/
20357
20358advjeon
20359lmao
20360no they were total assholes about it too i was so mad
20361
20362advjay
20363ur a gr8 person and i hope whoever stole it is allergic to n00dz
20364wait...u know who stole it????????
20365
20366advjeon
20367nah i felt it and turned around and there was this big group of guys behind me and i shoved one like "fuCK YOU GIVE IT BACK" and they just played it off like ahahah what are u talking about crazy bitch :/
20368
20369advjay
20370cheyne why u shoving burglar men in a group
20371
20372advjay
20373they could've done something
20374if they steal , they'd do more
20375
20376advjeon
20377i know but iT MADE ME SO FUCKIN MAD
20378yeah i figured that out eventually and let them run away :/
20379
20380advjay
20381i understand :/ i woulda punched somebody tbh
20382but that's still dangerous
20383
20384advjeon
20385yeah i wanted to v badly
20386
20387advjay
20388i'm sorry :/
20389if i was there we coulda jumped them together
20390apparently i'm intimidating :)
20391
20392advjeon
20393its okay!!! yeah if only--
20394lmao sure u r
20395
20396advjay
20397i coulda scared them and forced them to give the phone back
20398:/
20399i'VE GOTTEN TOLD THAT I WAS
20400
20401advjeon
20402WELL I MEAN who am i to take that away from u
20403u wanna be intimidating u go girl
20404i'm gonna go get food and a new phone tho so wish me luck ig
20405
20406advjay
20407lmao idk if u kno this but i'm r short. it's hard 4 me to b intimidating :/ my mom is the one that told me that :'( smh
20408and gOOD luck!
20409
20410advjay
20411i'm p sure you're gonna find a phone
2041201/01/2017
20413
20414advjeon
20415nah all the shops were shut :/ fuckin new years day
20416work was shit too i hate cleaning so much
20417
20418advjeon
20419how could i ever forget that ur r short
20420YOUR MOTHER???
20421wow i love it
20422
20423advjeon
20424but also #that time he had to do a big ass seminar about the human brain
20425jeon sitting in the back of the lecture understanding zero of what jimin is saying but his attention is wholly captured by jimin regardless
20426idc he'd sneak in without jimin's permission
20427
20428advjay
20429smh australia
20430
20431advjay
20432no phone stores open
20433tumblr refuses to let me open ur messages on my phone so i get notes and have to come to my lappietop
20434smh
20435and awWWwwW
20436
20437advjeon
20438lappietop
20439who are u
20440 
20441same tho i keep getting shit like this on my lappietop
20442tumblr is just broken
20443
20444advjay
20445jimin usually does presentations about addiction, or illusions and those not boring
20446
20447advjay
20448but when he talks about brain anatomy and shit he loses lots of people
20449if he saw jeongguk in the back :'')
20450i'm ........idk why i said lappietop
20451smh tumblr don't ship us
2045201/02/2017
20453
20454advjay
20455so jim just got round house kicked in the throat
20456jk pls save him
2045701/03/2017
20458
20459advjeon
20460.......
20461wtF bY WHO
20462CRACKS KNUCKLES
2046301/03/2017
20464
20465advjay
20466Lmao heize
20467
20468advjay
20469He has a fat bruise on his neck that takes up like half of it prob cant talk just ask no questions jk im beggin ya
2047001/03/2017
20471
20472advjeon
20473..........
20474jk gon ask some questions
20475mainly "aRE U OK????"
20476heize......
20477wow everyone out here hating jimin
20478what do u plot
20479i fuckin watched jikook coming of age ceremony bomb again and i regret every second its too much
20480
20481 
20482when u realise this day https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CoS2RZJUMAEkqDo.jpg
20483
20484advjeon
20485was prob the same as this day
20486 
20487
20488advjay
20489It was lmao
20490He got them damn overalls on
20491And lmao jimin not ok "ye fine beb. This just the hickey u gave me last night heh heh"
20492.....have u watched they end of the year performances???
20493Jungkook repeatedly callin himself a badboy
20494I nutted continuously
2049501/14/2017
20496
20497advjay
20498i'm convinced u died fr
2049909/16/2017
20500
20501advjeon
20502fuck i remembered this accs email and got hit with memories and mostly sadness for leaving
20503
20504advjeon
20505idk if youll ever see this but wow i miss u
2050604/25/2018
20507
20508advjay
20509omg
20510i randomly just logged in
20511lmao idk if you’ll ever see THIS but
20512imu2 even still 😭😭
20513idk how we’d ever catch eo again
20514but,, my like “contact” twt is @_busanbabes
20515
20516advjay
20517discord is badkpop#8082 if u have it
20518idk sorry i missed you all the way in september
20519Last Monday at 12:19 PM
20520
20521advjeon
20522im gna add you on discord!!! hopefully u remember me xoxo