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1THE OFFICIAL PEOPLE /srg/ HATE LIST
2****JANUARY 2017 LIST WITH REASONS****
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42dos            = started and is enabling the Lets Plays Live community, tries too hard to fit in. Friends with Iateyourpie. Sold out. Organized a marathon event through reddit and tried to pass it off as a srg marathon when most of reddit even hated it. Was a major part of Rookathon where he begged for donations to send an Austrailian girl to AGDQ
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6360Chrism       = Joined the Wigglers, a feeder clique into the Wobblers which is the most toxic twitch team in the community. Will be signing autographs at Twitchcon, despite not being popular at all. Made a pastebin to stop a better runner from running Galaxy for AGDQ2016.
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8a_cute_lynx     = saved a stuffed cat, tried to become "popular" from it and raise funds for his stolen gear, got banned from future GDQs because he touched a table and stalked knit-chan, managed to cry hard enough to turn his permanent ban into an 18 month one.
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10Adrian          = took all the speedrunning passion from cosmo, is a SJW, doesn't like fun, spends cosmo's money on her feminism and social work classes, blight on the community, was an attention whore at AGDQ2015, decided to do a "speedrun" of animal crossing 100% where she took naps during the run and an article was written about her because of it. Cheated on cosmo with Tlozsr. Currently is "depressed" in hopes to get donations because she is in a financial crisis due to cosmo not making enough money and failing her sjw college classes. She hooked up with one of the guys she cheated on Cosmo with not even a month after she broke up with him. Still tried to act relevant.
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12Ahamplan        = Tries hard to suck off friends instead of getting good at runs. Got mod for Tri Force Heroes despite never running the game. Tried o remove someone's run just because he didn't like that person form a leaderboard. Probably gonna transtition in the next few years.
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14Almo            = went crazy during the peak of the "Mad on the internet" got ass blasted by comments here
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16ALT-F-X    = stream monster who takes his job as a reddit moderator, specifically the /r/speedrun subreddit, seriously and bans anyone who dares speak the truth about the community and abuses his power to ban people he doesn't like for the pettiest of reasons.
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18Andy            = a collective member, laughs too much, roughly 65% gay, is pretending to be involved with a female because he is embarrassed everyone knows about his real relationship with the pug (male)
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20Apollo_Legend   = Claims that speedrunning is dying due to being unable to suck Cosmo's cut off dick. Steal's people's videos to make his own content. Has videos making fun of runners getting angry. Tried to make a marathon that was entirely kickstarted with irrelevant runners. Acts like he's the leadership of speedrunning.
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22authorblues   = Started crying on Twitter about how the god gamer list is wrong to not consider AndrewG a god gamer. The irony here is that no-one is a god gamer, and he is doing the exact thing that the people are on god gamer stigma list for. Absolute delusion of the highest level and pathetic nuthugging, as said before, based on oldboi status and community nutthugging. Acts superior to other speedrunners while calling out others on superiority. Only cares for wrs while pretending it's ironic.
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24Bertin (aka sylux_98)  = runs JRPGs and SRPGs and because of this he was responsible for derailing a marathon schedule when his game gave him bad RNG and proved why SRPGs make awful speedruns. Also defends Trihex and giving him chances even though it's established to everyone that Trihex will never change. Talks shit about /srg/ and then proceeds to backpedal when called out on it. Claims to have juicy game-breaking info on GDQ LLC but refuses to share to protect the company in hopes of staying in their good graces. Cheats on his waifu.
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26Blazephlozard   = a sick fuck with fetishes in watching men cum on figures, poop, and ponies and who has no business being a mod for Banjo-Kazooie on speedrun.com as he all he does is abuse his power and deny runs for poor reasons such as "taking too long"
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28Brossentia      = an attention seeking orbiter who uses the "fame" of his sister to force himself into the community, tried to be friends with /srg/ and couldn't handle the bantz
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30Biinny          = one of the earlier people who promoted streaming over speed, caved in to peer pressure to use N64. Is the current Super Mario 64 world champion.
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32Bismuth         = tried to become a member of the elite, got rejected, tried to become a member of srg, couldn't fit in, has autistic outbursts on reddit, requires a handler at GDQs, got upset that his only time to shine at AGDQ2015 was taken away by lets players
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34BJW             = was a decent speedrunner until joined the collective, once he became partner and got sub he stopped streaming, now he just shits up chats and irc with his "epic memes" like his whale ascii
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36Bonesaw577      = Took donations from people to go to AGDQ2015 but then decided he didn't want to go on the free vacation and wanted to use the money to buy personal items instead, ended up actually buying a new computer with the money and when asked about it you are either banned or ignored. Abandoned his waifu for 3DPD. Got banned from AGDQ2017.
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38Bounceyboy      = Pretends to care about speedrunning when he hates it. Nuthugs everyone for the majority of his streams.
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40BrittanyMoore   = went to SGDQ2014 to garner attention and to grow her stream, flirts with multiple speedrunners, got removed from SRL for streaming a "Thirsty Thursday" party. Successfully grew her brand and is now invited to twitchcon and other large twitch events to sign autographs.
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42Calebhart42      = became popular and immediately sold out, has one of the worst stream layouts around, doesn't wear a shirt to play videogames, however, does give health/fitness advice that people could use, receives thousands of dollars a week in donations which he spends reading out instead of playing games, recently got censored by twitch so now he is forced to wear a shirt like a normal person. Recently got herpes from his transvestite moderator. During AGDQ2015, he forced his boyfriend to proclaim his love for him. "SAY IT". Also takes his mod status in chats seriously and adopts a "holier than thou" attitude for it claiming "I will not argue with ignorance".
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44Callumball   = Cyghfer nuthugger who's only claim to fame is running Bucky, an overrated shovelware platformer. #rks has nuthugged him so hard he's developed an insufferable "god gamer" ego and thinks he can speedrun fulltime as a career. Is also a hardcore SJW.
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46Caracarn        = is a strong SJW, censors opinions in his chat, plays final fantasy games "fast"
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48Carcinogen      = had an awful showing during sgdq2013, was exiled for about a year, came back and is a bit better but horrible layout holds him back. openly admits that streaming is his job. decided to do a co-op stream with witwix to try to leech off his popularity. Joined the twitch team "wigglers" as an official "wobbler" fan team (nut huggers). Has become obsessed with how rude his viewers are that he pauses his runs to parent them. Doesn't waste an opportunity to tell people he is a professional streamer and he plays video games for money
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50Carlsagan42     = Decided it was necessary to write a pastebin defending an attention whore in hopes he would get his dick wet. Is an SJW. Took Puncayshun seriously on twitter. Is a white guilt liberal. Tried to use Iwata's death to sell himself. Is also a cuckold, evidenced by refusing to actually optimize Yoshi's Island himself, instead letting Trihex try and get the WR, has gone on record saying "My dream isn't for me to get the WR, it's for [Trihex] to get WR"
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52Cereth          = see caracarn, also did a month long lets play segmented race of all the Final Fantasies to sell out.
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54CFB     = is final fantasy guy, nut hugs cliques to try to become a part of them, crashed his bike and smashed his face on pavement and instead of keeping it to himself he decided to tweet about it for attention.  Used /srg/ as a platform to get into the pants of Collective shitters like iateyourpie whom he gave a blowjob to at Smash the Record in hopes of improving his own status with the Collective.. Tries to hide the fact that he was originally named "cutefluffybunny" and acts like he's above it all such as when he defending Chibi's Iwata funeral and described the SJW situation to Cyghfer as "silly"
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56Cheese05    = is good at his game, unfortunately he actively asks his mods to ban anyone who hurts his feelings, can't handle the banter, whines incessently, begs for donations for every little thing in his life from grocery money to medical expenses to new streaming equipment and he allows people to buy mod status
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58Chibitybobo     = tried to force himself on the couch during SGDQ2014 multiple times but eventually got told to stop by CavemanDCJ, after his ego being destroyed by CavemanDCJ he went crazy and believes everyone loves him and tries to force himself into every situation as possible (attention whore), gathers powers from the moon through his dog collar, his parents want him to grow up but he is too scared to. Asked a viewer out on a date. Recently was exposed as a pedophile and was almost sent to jail for it. Was caught using a cheat device to help with a jump in The Thousand Year Door and was banned from the TTYD community. Held a mock funeral service for Satoru Iwata and genuinely thought it was a good idea despite nearly everyone outside his hugbox saying that it wasn't. After gamepro11 made a spectacle of himself at SGDQ 2015, Chibi decided that it was time to throw the heat onto him without a single iota of self awareness or empathy. Chibi, in an attempt to show how much of a romantic and a ladies' man he is, paid 100$ on a date with a girl he barely met and even went ahead and visited her in hopes of scoring. Unfortunately for him, there was another man there that she was clearly more interested in, completly killing any sort of "game" Chibi had. Chibi then went home in shame, declaring that everyone not ask how his failed booty call went. Got a girlfriend recently and began to plan his own marathon so it seemed things would finally go right for him until he ended up having pictures of his penis leaked.
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60Chuckolator     = tried to force final fantasy as a legitimate speed game using a trip, made thread wars, angered people
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62Cloakedyoshi    = streamed for a year straight trying to sell out, tries to speedrun but clearly has no interest. joined multiple twitch teams to promote himself including one of the most toxic ones: wigglers.
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64Coolheadcrab   = attention whoring stream monster who's more concerned about making stream chats be about him than actually speedrunning
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66Coolmatty       = is paid for organizing GDQ marathons, is in charge of updating SDA forums, gets pissy when tech stuff isnt done HIS way, believes AGDQ2015 was a success despite it being a technical train wreck. Cannot keep a schedule. Doesn't know how to code properly and people were excluded from offering games because of his terrible website. As one of the people in charge of selecting games for GDQs, he's partially responsible for the marathons being less about speedrunning and more about appealing to the casual Let's Player audience and has proven how disconnected GDQ LLC is with the actual community with decisions no one but him and Sumichu had input on. When people were exposing how bullshit Mike suffering from mono was, he backpedaled and is now using the "misdiagnosis' excuse, which still doesn't explain the silence from his part. Refuses to admit that he doesn't actually listen to the community for suggestions and criticism and insteead hides behind the "committee" excuse when the "committee' consists of nonspeedrunners like Sumichi.
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68Cosmo           = completely sold out from a few years ago, gave up on SRL, only wants donations and free vacations, takes as long to record commentary of an 18 minute video as it does to plan out leaderboards, decided to semi-retire from streaming to focus on getting a STEM degree because his graphic design degree cannot pay the bills, officially gave up on srl and was brainwashed into thinking the-elite is the best community around. stopped speedrunning because jodenstone tied his "unbeatable" OoT time. soul crushed and on suicide watch. Now only plays children party games competitively. New OOT route was found that trumped the Chinese Cheat Machine and cosmo refused to run it because he was out classed in skill. Couldn't handle the banter and lashed out at a stream viewer who told him to stop whining. Has grown so reclusive that when he was raided by Trihex as display of pity, Cosmo reacted by turning on sub mode and becoming hostile to any potential new viewers. After a mental breakdown stemming from being cheated on and then left by Adrian, failing to gain any viewers with Mario Maker or Smash, Cosmo finally decided to become transgender individual by the name of Narcissa in a desperate bid for relevancy. refuses to do actual work. Refuses to get help while calling everyone bigots. Is clearly suicidal yet won't do the favour. Tried to make BoTW an actual speedgame while acting like a dictator for the leaderboards. Cries on stream for attention.
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70Cronikeys       = got "bullied" out of the community even though was a decent contributor, affiliated with Minionxx, promised leaderboards by the time SGDQ was over, failed to deliver leaderboards, instead Pac created speedrun.com while cronikeys was too worried about stepping on SRL's toes. Took over srgmarathons and used the position to frame and bully other people. Ended 5RG early even though a lot of people wanted to run games for bonus. Bullied beloved /srg/ resident RWhiteGoose into canceling a Trump marathon due to legal issues. Insists on keeping Pyatters on the /srg list for speedrun.tv becuase of "muh legacy". Keeps trying to win /srg/'s favor but will never happen and so tries to get /srg/ to hate Goose.
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72Crumps2         = Got mad that speedrunners raided his channel spamming FrankerZ(aka FrankerZ Train) and complained to twitch about it to get some people banned. Pretends to speedrun. When someone says something he doesn't like he bans them then goes on a 10 minute monologue about it.
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74Crystalbeauty   = SJW, censors opposing opinions, openly talks about cutting/killing themselves
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76Cyberdemon531   = got removed from SRL because he couldn't handle being bullied by the collective, now he just spouts shit he thinks are memes that he thinks are funny. Pretends to be trans while thinking it is funny.
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78Cyghfer         = retired, returned, retired again, now addicted to pyramid schemes, believes he is a beaver, is affiliated strongly with Kryssstal, trying too hard to force the Gimmick gimmick, officially declared himself a stream monster by retiring from speedrunning once again, feeds into Callumbal's "god gamer" ego.
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80Dacidbro        = a professional nuthugger, during SGDQ2014 commentated for Cosmo which made him sound like a 10 yr old.
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82Dancingscarecrow = nuthugger and attention whore
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84darkman  = responsible for the continued existence of "The Final Split", an unneeded speedrunning "talk show" that mostly circlejerks and praises Uyama and his marathons
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86Dick_Hammer     = one of the people responsible for creating professional binding of isaac speedruns, doesn't actually speedrun just entertains
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88Duckfist   = despite having a full time job he begs for donations for AGDQ vacations
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90ERP Crew /Squid Clique (Awkward_meows, Malos, Arileinx, Tonyogbot, etc) = wherever they go there will be erotic role playing with both heterosexual and homosexual themes. 100% chance they shit up every thread and chat they are in. Over 33% of posts during American prime time usually are from them. Currently planning the Midwest Speedfest, a live ERP marathon in Minnesota.
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92FearfulFerret   = Furry, runs Minecraft, was considered one of the worst runners at SGDQ 2015 being unfunny and incredibly cringeworthy
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94Firedragon764 (aka FiFi) = Chose a nickname after a hands free masturbation device. Tries too hard to sell out. Made a long youtube video explaining why he needed to drop out of school to professionally stream video games. Joined the Wigglers, a feeder clique into the Wobblers, in hope of becoming a twitch superstar. Tries to act child-friendly in a  community filled with 20 year-old neck beards.
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96Flare           = only speedruns rpgs and pokemon, is a lets player primarily, is a furry, addicted to anime, backstabbed his friends for sub emotes
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98Gamej06         = joined the wigglers, a feeder clique for the wobblers, which is the most toxic twitch team in the speedrunning community. uses the wiggler host bot to host the other annoying streamers in the wigglers.
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100GamesForCharity   = threw a huge fit when the RNG fest Yu-Gi-Oh run was rejected from AGDQ for being too boring and deleted his twitter only to reactivate it and apologize by saying "eat my ass"
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102Gedrith  = commentated a Mario Kart 8, a run already controversial among the community, only to have inaccurate information, interrupted almost everyone trying to speak, and instead of owning up to it, he blamed everyone else and insisted that r/speedrun (a source of criticism towards him) be deleted
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104Geoff           = adrian clone, tried to friendly himself with srg to get more popular(lol), ditched srg for MOTI, got ditched from MOTI, made his own company named after himself so he can sell expensive clothes and other things to his nuthuggers, is too obsessed with cosmo to the point where he pretends to be cosmo and plays Bettle Adventure Racing. Endures domestic abuse because he stands up against the oppressive rules of the house like doing dishes. Performed fellatio multiple times on a twitch admin named Squishy in exchange for a global emote. Twitch found out about the global emote and has since removed it. Is believed to have cerebral palsy, he feels he should be entitled to a booth at the upcoming Twitchcon despite pulling in very low viewer count.
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106Gildersneeze    = forced his way onto The Sunday Sequence Break, since then the show has hit rock bottom. is getting paid by mike uyama to create videos for agdq when others have offered to do that for free, thinks his opinion matters in everything and doesn't stop complaining about everything. Got paid to make a hype video for AGDQ2015 which turned out to be very bad and no one got excited from it.
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108Go1den          = gave up on speedrunning to promote his "vocal talent", created The Final Shit: a podcast about personalities. gave up his dream of a radio job to pursue commentating porn. got denied to read donations at AGDQ2015 despite having taken professional voice lessons earlier in 2014. Was also part of the JRTA2 maraton to raise money to send his Japanese fuccbois to AGDQ. White knights Sumichu in hopes that she'd suck his cock.
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110Goldphnx        = Begged for donations during the Kingdom hearts marathon to go to agdq even though he wasn't running a game at the time. Once he received enough money to travel to agdq, he begged Mike Uyama to put his game back in and Mike caved and did so.
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112Goobi           = stream monster, yet tries hard to be relevant in the speed community. seeks out drama and tries to shit things up. recently started drama about sethbling taking the super mario world any% world record saying the category is a joke.
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114GoronGuy        = tries too hard to start drama and call people out on irrelevant topics, got caught splicing a run no one would ever watch and blamed it on depression(lol), made fun of overweight women in the past, currently is a chubby chaser. Accused Elm of splicing.
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116Gunnermaniac    = speedruns pokemon just to get viewers and donations to pay for his rent. His girlfriend cheated on him (surprise) and forced him to rethink his speedrunning career. Now is a variety streamer that is less successful than before. 
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118Hexade          = tried too hard to join any community, got rejected so hard he turned toward Minion as a friend, now is probably in a mental institute
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120Highspirits     = Claimed he would never sell out but got partner and sub first chance he got. Now just begs for subs for new emotes and Let's Plays.
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122Horror          = tried to bully the speedrun community but lost, has an irregular fetish with animals
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124Iateyourpie     = constantly tries to sell out the community despite his failed efforts with machinima, knows he is not a good speedrunner but tries to cash in on "blind races", quit his job to become a professional streamer, doesn't understand how his parents are angry at him despite not having mono or faith in him, conducted interviews during SGDQ in an attempt to make speedrunning more professional looking, lost the X2 race at sgdq which he practiced for 6 months prior to, then routed a 12-24hour joke category to try to remain relevant. Tried to use Programmax (a twitch employee) to launch ShowCase Races again, but Programmax refused and as a result got fired from Twitch. Managed to use Seagnome and Romscout (twitch employees) to launch ShowCase Races. Tried to capitalize on the release of Smash 4 but failed horribly. Plays RuneScape but his viewer count plummets so he is giving up on it since viewers are more important than fun for him. Since the recent relaunch of ShowCase Races has failed (again) he came up with yet another gimmick to try to sell out. He created a blog website that gives common sense tips to below average IQ people on how to become popular streaming, which is ironic considering he himself has yet to become popular. Uses gimmicks that cam whores use such as prize wheels. Started a "Month of Mario" dedicated to him improving his speedgames but failed to PB even once. Tried to defend MajinPhil's actions of selling out while simultaneously trying to take a neutral stance in the whole thing but failing miserably only exposing himself further as a person who only cares about making money from the community. Is "taking a break" from speedrunning to be a variety streamer, focusing more on blind let's plays than actually improving his times in his speedgames. However, to remain relevant to the community, and clearly not having learned from his past three failures at hosting Showcase Races, Pie announced "Mario Maker Mondays" in which people race player created levels in Super Mario Maker every week to win Nintendo E-Shop points. Is a cuckold fetishist, confirmed by his love for known coalburner Taylor Swift and his new gimmick of welcoming new subscribers with his "big black sock" which goes entirely against the "family friendly" atmosphere he's been trying to perpetuate in his stream.  Despite his marketing degree and his "StreamBig" philosphy he fails to make fans and followers out of the thousands of viewers that watch his stream. His detestable, whiny personality actually causes him to LOSE viewers who then go into other Mario Maker streams to talk about what a bitch Pie is. When this happened Pie made a passive aggressive tweet saying he would rather "streammildlyBig". Made a huge deal about saying the word "retard" and actively encouraged his mods to ban any sort of reference to him saying it. On the release day for Xenoblade Chronicles X, Pie's Wii-U harddrive refused to download the game causing Pie to throw a huge tantrum and swear like a sailor. Desperate for those new game release viewers, he went out and bought the game a second time and ended up not liking the game. 
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126Indextic = hardcore SJW, closed his twitter in a huff only to open it again to bitch about GamerGate and insulted Blueglass
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128iongravirei    =  pretends to be above it all, got exposed as /srg/'s resident monkeyposter when it was revealed he only did that out of anger in response to his record being taken by a less skilled player, was also part of Rookathon 2, a marathon held to raise money to send an Austrailian girl to AGDQ
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130Ivan            = was a solid speedrunner but then joined the collective, now does lets plays all the time and has an irregular fetish for anime
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132Jackafur        = member of the collective. is currently using the "put a woman on stream so people give more money" gimmick. Started begging for money so he and his "girlfriend" could afford going to agdq when they already have the means to pay for the trip. Can't handle the banter when people called him out for begging for money to pay his car payment. Tries to turn his sell out tendencies into "epic jokes". At AGDQ2015, he proposed to his 4 month long girlfriend as an attempt to become popular, however it failed.
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134Jendenise       = A literal who that latched onto a popular personality to try to become popular. stole the image of an emote from another person and started drama over it by abusing their fans to verbally bully the original emote's owner. Pretends to like the hobby and the people but obviously hates everything
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136Keizaron =  Thought that an RNG fest would make for a good marathon game for AGDQ 2016's Awful Games Done quick block only for the actual run to be nothing more than a slog through Collective inside jokes and cringey attempts at making memes
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138Kentakurodani   = forced himself into srg4 despite talking shit about srg, got angry when people trashed on his run
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140Kinikola       = A person more concerned with WRs than actually speedrunning, quit speedrunning because he couldn't handle that someone got a good time, made a huge fuss about it and then "retired" with a lengthy pastebin
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142Kirbymastah     = knows his metroid info, but doesn't stop talking...EVER..., was the low point of the Metroid block at AGDQ2014 when he interrupted a dev with info that was wrong, proceeded to respond to everyone that called him annoying by becoming even MORE annoying, is in constant need of being the focus of every stream chat he's in to the point where he begs and sucks dick for mod status just so he can spam emotes without getting global banned. Causes drama on Twitter, proceeds to block anyone who speaks out against him, and then acts like the victim.  Blames the community for issues pertaining to GDQ handling and leadership. Takes every oppurtunity to make fun of people that give him constructive criticism. Acts like he's good at any of the games he runs. Deactivated his twitter over misgendering a tranny.
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144Kirua           = pretends he is important in the speedrunning community by trash talking everyone in #rks on srl irc. if he disagrees with someone he will ban them also white knights Sumichu despite her being exposed as a cancer to speedrunning
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146Knit-chan       = female companion of raelcun, interrupted a speedrun to talk about cancer during agdq2013, become a rules nazi during agdq2014, is getting paid by mike uyama to be a rules nazi at agdq2015 ($10,000+). Bullied multiple people at AGDQ2015 and gave out free attendance badges to her friends.
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148Kryssstal       = never streams, creates categories and rules to fit their needs, has a botnet that logs any "important" persons chat logs, recently got their picture leaked and confirmed to be pretending to be female for added favoritism in the alttp community, lost their world record in an arbitrary category they made up so they deleted their video. Started drama and acted like the victim when he was called out on his logbots.
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150Lazerlong    = held a marathon stream to raise money for an AGDQ trip which he wasn't on the schedule for, took the money and ran, claims to be /srg/ despite being a let's player
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152LiquidxSquid   = attention whore who's more worried about spamming /srg/ threads than actually speedrunning. Cannot handle banter, runs to his hugbox clique when his ego is bruised, and was recently revealed to have a dark past of playing Minecraft and Call of Duty and threw a huge bitchfit over it. Is obsessed with Cronikeys and will defend every action she does even if its detrimental to th community as a whole.
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154M1               = unconvicted pedophile, has admitted to sexually assaulting his younger cousins, is banned from marathons for obvious reasons
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156MajinPhil       = began charging 15 dollars for lessons on running a game he's not even WR holder in when information on how to run the game is already widely available for free
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158Mayushii        = engaged to Xangold, changes her voice to sound more like an anime so guys on the internet will pay more attention to her, while at SGDQ2014 after Xangold left she stripped down and flirted heavily on cam with Andy, Go1den, and Bonesaw, confirmed for sleeping with Andy that night and word spread on the internet and America forced her to do it, only speedruns when it is close to a GDQ, otherwise streams LoL to try to get popular
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160Metasigma       = has an irregular fetish with ponies, tries to find an excuse to take off his shirt all the time
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162Mike Uyama      = quit his day job to professionally organize GDQs, took advantage of the community by charging attendance fees that went straight to his pocket, everything marathon related became more complicated and troublesome, released an income statement of GDQs which proves he wastes money and that there is no need for attendance fees in the future. Turned a speedrun themed marathon into a donation themed marathon by including multiple nonspeedrun games to appease dedicated rich viewers. takes over $40,000 from the community while making over $100,000 from a charity. Pretended to be sick for over a month so he didn't have to do any work before and during AGDQ2015. Continues to be "sick" after AGDQ2015 even though he was well enough to show up in person. Confirmed to have personally made over $100,000 from AGDQ2015. Resigned the contract with PCF without talking to the community once again. Has received a $225,000 allowance for AGDQ2016. Has been missing for almost 7 months only to be found playing (and spending GDQ money on) Marvel Heroes. In his arrogance, he made an appearance at AGDQ2016, exposing eagle eyed viewers to the healthiest chronic mono sufferer anyone has ever seen.
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164Miles           = Bans emotes in his chat. Told KirbyMastah to shut up. Has trash times yet still pretends to be relevant. Transitioned to a female while denying he has an obvious mental issue. Now obsesses over the idea of being a girl due to said mental issues.
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166Minion          = broke up with his boyfriend, is a creep that films everything, went insane and become dragonlorddonnie to try to win back his boyfriend, he seriously needs help
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168Misskaddykins   = hooked up with Geoff to leech off his "popularity". Says she speedruns but really is just begging for money on twitch. Recently discovered to be an alien.
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170Missy           = pretended to be transgender for attention and to force their way into the speedrun community without actually having to speedrun, ruined ProfessorBroman's marriage
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172Mitchflowerpower= tries way too hard to become noticed and acknowledged as a top tier smb3 player
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174Mofat           = tried to speedrun twilight princess but was garbage, promotes smash over speedrunning, tries to be an "important community member" only when widespread drama hits, retired from speedrunning then came back a few days later despite public opinion to remain retired.
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176Mr_shasta    = reddit mod who pretends he's /srg/, was part of Rookathon 2, a marathon held to raise money to send an Austrailian girl to AGDQ. Feeds into Callumbal's "god gamer" ego. Pretends to care about smaller streamers. Is a gay furry. Tries to gain relevance in smash with his awful commentary.
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178Naegleria       = forces his opinion on many of the communities that he is not a part of (yet) whether he is correct or not.
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180Newageretrohippie   = suffers from a need to be the constant center of everything he's involved in, even if he's not relevant to the topic, as such he ruins every stream chat he shows up by trying to become the center of attention
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182Noircat        = a tranny more concernned with attention whoring than speedrunning to the point where he pretends to be gay to manipluate desperate idiots into donating to pay for his classes. Thought AGDQ made him popular enough to have t-shirts but failed to make any money with them.
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184Nosraef    = huge beta cuck, livetweeted his pathetic attempts to get laid at AGDQ 2016 and got mad that his public comments got posted in a public imageboard, somehow managed to get a game in which he was the only runner in into the marathon and it was considered one of the worst runs in the entire marathon
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186Orcastraw       = Transitioned and changed name to Kaitlyn to deal with break up. Submitted BoTW last minute to SGDQ2017  when other runners agreed on waiting for it to be more broken to get fame. Acts like he's cute when he knows he's ugly.
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188Pac             = Owner of speedrun.com when he doesn't even speedrun. Hasn't added PMs yet. Added high score runs onto the site to appease people who thought you could run every single game.
189 
190Pcull4444       = a literal lets player brought into the community by the collective. has no desire to speedrun, would rather entertain and make money
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192Peyteyboo       = Claimed other runners where rapists when his 3dw wr was beaten. Unironically played minecraft. Crys whenever anyone mentions he's not going to gain wr back. Sent nudes to a minor. 
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194PlagueFather    = doesn't understand what a single segment run is despite multiple people linking the exact definition to him, trying to sell out by speedrunning WoW
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196presjpolk       = one of the major factors leaderboards never launched because he didn't want srl to steal his times
197
198PrincessProto   = Communist sjw. Tries to gain victim points at any given moment. Can't converse with him without her crying. Claims other trannies who disagree with him aren't real trannies. Kissed another person on stream at SGDQ 2017 to cause controversy. No one likes him yet still continues to read donations, commentate and give interviews at AGDQ / SGDQ. Called to have linkus banned for making a tranny joke that hurt his feelings. Tried to call out an accusation against a supposed rapist in her university when no one cares. Makes being a tranny part of his entire identity and made a twitch team based on that. Tried ot get a popular twitch streamer to remove their sub emote. Made chat emote only during Orcastraw's run causing people to harras Orcastraw afterawards. Has gotten teenagers to be trans as well.
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200ProfessorBroman = a literal who that got popular by "speedrunning" borderlands 2, got an ego boost at agdq2014 and now does multiple gimmicks on his stream to entertain instead of go fast, member of a team called "Wacky Wobblers" which is a Lets Play Twitch team, lost his wife after she found out he was cheating on her with a boy named Missy
201 
202Puncayshun   = was believed to be the hero SM64 deserved when he took the WR and everyone hope he would bring the community into the modern age of speedrunning only to be revealed as a Siglemic nuthugger and kept the game divided by console. Has terrible taste in music and is a fake weeb. Spams his twitter and his stream with anime girls and calls them his "waifus" despite never actually watching a single episode of any anime in his life.
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204Pvtcinnabon   = huge drama queen, brags about how good he at his game and then proceeds to talk shit about any runner who beats his time, also causes people to drop his game by forcing them out with his "clique", complains about family issues and /srg post about him on twitter, tries to get involved with community drama, failed to get his summer showcase off the ground and then proceeded to attempt to take responsiblity for srg6 despite the whole thread telling him not to and he only backed down when his mother took his computer. Still whines about his parents to this day despite being 40.
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206Pyatters      = pretends to be a trap despite being confirmed a full grown man with a beard, avatarfagged on /v/ and then /srg/ until he got called out on it and instead of owning up to it he tried to backpedal and pretend it wasn't him. Cried about not being on the /srg/ list for speedrun.tv despite being a donationfag.
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208Rachell47       = gender confused. is an sjw who got into an argument with many people who were trying to help out his friend who was molested by viskiv. cares too much what /srg/ thinks about him. is a stream monster. Killed itself.
209 
210Queenulhu    = attention whore who only got into the community to find more lonely virgins to make money off of and further her own fame such as Lazerlong, tried to direct all attention during the runs of others during AGDQ 2016 to herself such as during the Ori run
211
212Racingmonster   = Threatened to doxx an admin on speedrun.com, Cried about his account being banned. Cried about being banned from AGDQ. Ran Call of Duty games for free wrs so he could claim to be #1 speedrunner. Says he's not a virgin when he clearly is.
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214Raelcun         = speedruns starcraft, has an irregular fetish for ponies, got caught using turbo in the WR run of Legend of Dragoon, has kidney troubles and needs help paying his medical bills so mike uyama decided to pay him for agdq2015 "work", was responsible for introducing Knit-chan into the community
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216Rawrica    = SJW, doesn't actually speedrun, is only in the community to get close to the likes of Yashi and Taylor, played L4D2 at AGDQ2016 on Easy mode with cheats and still died
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218RWhiteGoose= Steals other people's runs to make videos. Keeps calling out others on degenracy. Cheated yet still calls for harsher rules. Wants a government made up of people who only run n64 games to control all leaderboards. Acts like he's a good role for that. Thinks runs recorded with webcams are spliced. Terrible at baking cakes. claims to have a 150 Iq despite spending his time speedrunning.
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220Sagev3          = gender confused. gives advice on reddit how to prepare for anal with an anal training kit. raced binding of isaac during agdq2015 which was regarded was the worst race of the marathon. Not satisfied with its title of "worst race at agdq", it decided to go for a double whammy by, once again, racing Binding of Isaac at SGDQ 2015 which was, again, considered one of the worst races of the marathon.
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222Samura1man      = has an irregular fetish with a bird, over dramatic, gets depressed easily. Gets triggered by an emote. Puts "wr as of..." when his wr was beaten in an unoptimized game that's only a few months old.
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224ScottJProgan    = has an irregular fetish with bugs bunny costumes, believes auto scrollers are more of a speedrun than a high score game, was a member of MOTI to try to get popular
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226Sethbling       = is a popular youtube lets player who joined the speedrunning community. held the world record for any% in super mario world and got major backlash from the community because they were jealous of his fame. is in it for the money. Tried to ban Amiibos in BoTW due ot jealousy of people beating him.
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228Sheaden         = Streams runs while pretending not to care. Refuses to take 5 seconds to add runs onto leaderboards for other people while using other people's strats and resources. Got beaten by a fucking Galaxy runner.
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230SimpleFlips     = tries too hard to be sarcastically funny, but fails. couldn't compete with the top super mario 64 players so resorted to playing romhacks
231 
232Siglemic        = was once a pure speedrunner with realistic goals in mind, now tries to sell out way too hard, pretty much gave up on SM64 to the point that he lost all his World Records, wears a diaper, despite quitting super mario 64 forever he still tries to stir shit with the top super mario 64 runners in an attempt to remain relevant
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234SkiCrazedTeddy   = got really angry that he was hanging out in the wrong chats and started making death threats to people and went crazy when he learned that actions have consequences like getting banned from AGDQ
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236Slurpeeninja  = instead of a good MM runner he was chosen to die repeatedly in his MM runs in front of a live audience, despite his apparent lack of skill he was coddled by everyone in attendance and treated like he was actually good at his runs
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238snowysnowwolf  = has an irregular fetish for animals, is incapable of humor that isn't incredibly cringe worthy and even sacrifices speed for jokes, supports sell-out bullshit like Hayai Kawaii
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240sn0wtigerr      = a married stream monster who went to agdq2014 and complained about someone touching her butt, days later sleeps with at least 3 other men, slept with at least 7 confirmed guys at SGDQ, is a sexual predator who tries to get young guys to go to GDQs so she can have sex with them. Eventually her sins caught up to her and she's now divorced from her green card marraige.
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242Spikevegeta     = was on track to becoming a great member of the community until he joined the collective, now all he does is lets plays and podcasts
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244Someflow    = attention whoring stream monster who insists on being the focus of every chat he's in and threw a tantrum when people made fun of his layout when he speedran that one time.
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246Squid       = Grinds runs without practice. Acts like he's good at any of the games he runs. Pretends he doesn't go on srg.
247 
248Studio      = used to commentate LoL matches. moved onto speedrunning because he saw the possibility to make money. is a terrible speedrunner that only runs indie pc games. used SRG as a spring board to get his foot in at GDQs. became one of the "public relations" people for Games Done Quick LLC. gets paid to go to large events like PAX, E3, etc to promote GDQs. Went full sellout.
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250Sumichu           = a non-speedrunner who came into the community after being dumped by a fighting game player, a slut who sucked the dicks of Mike and Romscout to get a major role in helping out and organizing GDQs, specifically PR work, a role she's been absolutely terrible at which is evidenced by the lack of communication between GDQ LLC and the community atlarge.
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252SuperMCGamer    = this name was given to the growth on cosmos testicle, donates a lot of money to be cosmos friend
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254Svenne          = bet on the right horse, he is part of team ludendi, a speedrunning team that will overtake srl in a few years in popularity, craves drama wherever he can get it. Recently he tried claim control over all of european speedrunning by controlling ESA. Threatened to sue ESA organizers because they wouldn't let him handle matters such as finances and complete game selection control. Got banned from ESA, the horse he bet on.
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256Sword0fSeals  = has an irregular fetish for animals to the point where he let it take over his entire sense of being and now his whole personality revolves around his desire to fuck a blue lion
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258SwordlessLink   = whored out his girlfriend on stream for AGDQ donation money and claims to be the most handsome runner in the community
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260Swordsmankrby   = Joined the Rookery when he is clearly intellectually above them
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262Sylamando       = a stream monster who drops money on all the wobblers in an attempt to buy their friendship, gave them so much money that the wobblers have recruited him as their "business manager". has donated almost over $50,000 alone combined to the wobblers in the past year.
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264T0ken        = 40 year old nigger who still masturbates to anime. Got mod for games he doesn't even run yet no one does anything because he's friends with a global mod. Won't let other mods do anything. Changed rules of a game when someone broke a rule and he accidentally verified it.
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266Talon2461    = became a beta orbiter to KungFuFruitCup, has given her hundreds of dollars and even spent money on a plane ticket to do a stream with her, all while putting her on a pedestal and yet still wondering why she hasn't rewarded his blatant prostitute solicitation with sex despite her having a bf
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268TaylortotFTW  = was one of the figures responsible for Cosmo's fall into insanity by fucking his gf Adrian, ran L4D2 at AGDQ2016 on easy mode with cheats on
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270TDutchNick      = Tried to ruin a leaderboard over a hissy fit. Keeps blaming women on all his problems. Gets depressed when anyone calls him out for being a retard. Quit speedrunning because he realised no one in the community likes him.
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272Tenderhearted   = Tried to bully SVA out of SS speedrunning when his wr got beaten, fled the community when he got called out on it. Came back with a clearly fake name (Nimzo) and got wr again.
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274ThaDarkman78   =  Feeds into Callumbal's "god gamer" ego, is solely responsible for the continued existence of "The Final Split", a shitty speedrunning "talkshow" that exists to only to praise Uyama and the old bois
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276ThaRixer        = attention whore, trying to sell out but having a hard time doing so. made a long youtube video venting about how he needs to sell out.
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278themartonfi1228  = was given money to go to AGDQ 2016 by BigJon and instead of going or even donating it to someone else he pocketed the money
279 
280thetones        = speedran pokemon to get popular and ran ads nonstop to try to make a living, got caught and banned, also had drama with werster regarding strats
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282Trihex          = got destroyed in his main speedgame which wrecked him so hard he turned to romhacks. tries to sell out as much as possible as often as possible in the form of $40 posters, $120 illegal rom carts, irregular fetish contests, etc. also was one of the members that tried to sell speedrunning to machinima, tries to claim he is part of the fighting game community, pretends to speedrun but really only plays individual levels because he knows he cannot get better. couldn't handle the banter at 5RG and got depressed but his circlejerk of a hugbox gave him enough money to pretend to speedrun individual levels of Yoshi's Island again, still pretends he is a speedrunner but promises full game runs of TAS quality during MARCH 2015. Got a PB in march but is still a few minutes off of WR and believes he should run the game at SGDQ2015. "Retired" from Yoshi's Island for his "big" speedrun project which is nothing more than glorified tutorial videos without even a system in place to help the community create said videos. Paid over 700 dollars for anime emotes that weren't even drawn by a proper anime artist, some of the emotes were even rejected so that's money wasted.  He continues to give money and gifts to aforementioned artist in hopes of getting into her pants, not realizing that she's leading him on and exploiting him for all he's worth.  He even went so far as to hold a "24 hour marathon" stream in order to donate towards her vacation, only to stop streaming the absolute moment the donation goal was met. Instead of owning up to his inability to deliver what he promised, he tried to deflect all blame and somehow managed to ignore all the criticism and advice given to him by his friends in the MHC and still continues his thirsty, money-mongering, scumbag behavior. Was invitied to run Yoshi's Island at Twitch Con only for him to "oversleep" and be a no-show. After having a taste of the money he's been craving with Super Mario Maker, Trihex made the full switch to sell out by going against everything that made him what he was. He is now downplaying his signature weeb fanboyism especially in regards to fakku, a sponsor he was so proud to have, he removed any reference to ROM hacks from his profiles, and he completely changed his profile to be about Super Mario Maker aside from a small FAQ about speedrunning.  Was recently catfished and cybered with a viewer and when he found out she was fake he fell into depression and ranted through purple prose on how he wants to "give 3D a chance". To show how committed he was, he donated more money to Jisu, which totals to over two thousand dollars,  for more anime emotes while still insisting he isn't thirsty for her. He invited his friend Alexis to be on stream and was incredibly awkward the entire time and projected his insecurities onto his chat calling them "thirsty" and even turned on sub mode to white knight his "platonic non sexual friend" (his words). Recently revealed to be an untrustworthy cheater when it comes to relationships and has severe trust issues which he takes out on his partner and acts like he's the victim when he's not exploiting said partner for his own personal gain. Refuses to confess that he's going to do nothing with his overhyped Speed Run Breakdown, which he has done nothing towards since it's announcement,, instead accusing everyone who asks about it of being "passively aggressive" and asking (read; begging) them to confront them about it personally for help and/or advice. Banned a viewer for an image that wasn't anywhere near as riske as any of the images he's proudly posted or showed off on stream. Still tries to sell out with Odyssey despite being absolute shit at it. Spends all hsi Odyssey streaming reading donations.
283 
284Ubergoos        = was affiliated with MOTI to try to get popular, "speedruns" borderlands 2 and other meme games, cannot handle the banter
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286Unusualcook  = perpetuates as a top speedrunner but barely runs anything aside from the occasional flavor of the month game, also took offense over comments posted on /srg/ to the point where he's tweeting about it and derailling other people's chats to discuss how hurt he was over /srg/'s comments
287 
288UraniumAnchor   = bullies people on SDA who dont agree with his views, is paid to do tech work at GDQs but is not qualified for the job, threatened to shiv someone in the neck if they told him to hire a professional again, ignored feedback from previous years about how to fix AGDQ technical problems which in turn lead to the worst AGDQ in history.
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290Urboykyle   = tries to ride the coat tails of various sell-out communities like the Mumble Crew for relevance, encouraged the further degradation of the hobby by running L4D2 at AGDQ 2016 on easy mode with cheats on
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292Usedpizza       = was a decent speedrunner, but joined the collective. now just spams shit and lets plays.
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294Vallu111        = Tries to respond to everyone in chat. Gets depressed about his wrs when he's clearly the best. Sold out and only talked to popular runners when he became friends with Bounceyboy. Tried to claim to have 1p wr in Galaxy because he couldn't be bothered to actually learn 2p strats. Uses emotes excessively. 
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296Venick          = Did a donation drive to get money to go to AGDQ2015 but when he came up $150 short he canceled the trip and bought a monitor instead.
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298Viskiv          = Molested a tranny, is on suicide watch.
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300wagtehdog  = furry stream monster who attention whored in a suit (while costumes and dolls were banned) at AGDQ 2016 only to expose how attention seeking his whole fetish community is
301 
302Werster     = was caught cheating speedruns as a kid on TheSonicCenter. Has awful opinions on speedrunning rules such as use of in game time. Has legitimate autism. Lost his girlfriend to his brother after his violent outburst scared her away. Is too clingy. Got his heart broken by Adrian at AGDQ2015. Currently is losing all of his Pokemon WRs. Recently got banned from GDQs for stealing and/or inappropriate language. Got a fiance that was 1100% going to leave him, got left. Tried to get rid of a trick in pokemon red speedruns because he couldn't handle that the run would be less fun if he was trying to go for a good time.
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304Withhelde       = SJW, tries to fit in with everyone even when its clear they are not wanted, ruined funkdoc, wears a lot of irregular hats
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306Witwix          = raided himself after the sda sgdq hype thing, sold out pretty fast after using srg as a tool to get popular, calls his subs silly bitches, member of the team "Wacky Wobblers" which is a Lets Play twitch team, received over $6000 in donations after getting a WR in boshy in which he denounced all ties with srg, uses the same gimmick the collective is using: "put a woman on stream so people give more money". did a donation war to have his chat donate to see what game he would lets play next. Was removed from the Guitar Hero community because he cheated on a run that was finally caught 11 months later. Moved to the speedrunning community when he could no longer profit off the Guitar Hero community, bullied a few members of the twitch team "The Wobblers" out of the group because they refused to pay their monthly dues to The Wobbler's Manager. Sells shirts that make his viewers look like retards and they still buy it.  Bitched at dickoak when he tweeted a picture of him and Witwix's gf Jen to take the picture down. When said gf left him and got hit on by guys at TwitchCon, he tried to call out the people she flirted with only to delete the tweets and resorting instead to passive aggressive remarks and relying on his hugbox to repair his fractured ego. Despite supposedly leaving srg behind after becoming popular he still takes offense at the banter and will cry on stream and/or in his chat about things srg says about him.
307
308Wooferzfg       = Communist sjw. Changed rules for A Hat In time so people now lose igt because he found a time save annoying. Pretends he doesn't go on srg.
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310Wqqqwrt         =  Keeps calling out Krysstal on splicing despite having no evidence. Acts like he's superior to other alttp runners. Accuses others on being alt accounts. Claims to be an alpha gamer despite being as beta as it gets.
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312Xangold         = because of a personal vendetta he reinstated a ban on dickoak after romscout had unbanned him
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314xcd             = nuthugs popular streamers, has stream monster mindset, wants to sell out but can't, is a closet SJW
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316xsvarea51    = has the gall to beg for viewers and donations when he's an utter asshole to everyone, including the few viewers he recieves, has a terrible sense of humor
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318Yarumasi   = a stream monster who nuthugs iateyourpie and other degenerate streamers in hopes of acknowledgement
319 
320Yashichi        = Had sex with sn0wtigerr (a large female who attends video game conventions looking to have sex with barely legal gamers). got the 5RG marathon stream channel banned from twitch. Put his smelly pickle next to Pvtcb's face while he was sleeping. Tried to disassociate himself with /srg/ on Twitter and askFM only to realize that nobody actually wants him in their community. When he was banned from AGDQ 2016, he pissed and moan and called out GDQ LLC only to do a complete 180 and defend and support them when he was unbanned.  Organized a marathon to send Adrian's latest fuccboi Taylor to AGDQ 2016 for a L4D2 run on easy mode with cheats.
321 
322ZackSK          = tries to be popular by "joining" all the speed cliques, is a stream monster doesnt speed run, thinks he is special because he has a voice similar to go1dens
323 
324Zekks           = Wants to be Cyberdemon. Tries so hard to be liked that he even requested to be on this list.
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326Zewing          = has an irregular fetish with animals, only purpose in life is to raise money for a charity that uses said money to hand out packets and brochures that tell people to check their mates for cancer. Blames the community for issues pertaining to GDQ handling and leadership.
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328Zoton2         = is so sensitive that he threatens to ban anyone who speaks out against him from marathons