· 9 years ago · Jan 12, 2017, 03:34 PM
1This is completely revised and includes complete movie spoilers (most scenes
2are transcribed) and added quotes abound all throughout. New chess board
3diagrams, as well as floor diagrams of the Red Room in 2021 are included from
4Thomas Michanek.
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6[This is a very long file (around 5000 lines) and contains no page breaks.]
7
8 The ^Twin Peaks^ Timeline
9 Compiled by Edwin Nomura
10
11This timeline covers only events mentioned or that have taken place in the
12United States version of the television series Twin Peaks and the movie
13Twin Peaks - Fire Walk With Me. Material from other books or tapes and the
14so-called "Euroversion" has been ignored. There are spoilers all throughout
15so don't even read about an episode if you haven't seen the entire series or
16movie and don't want spoilers. I have tried to include everything, even if it
17creates conflicts in continuity.
18
19For the most part, Twin Peaks shows events in order so this also doubles
20as a detailed episode guide. All events listed after an episode are shown
21or are mentioned in that episode unless otherwise stated. To get to a
22particular episode, do a search for the string "Episode xxxx" where xxxx is the
23number of the episode in question. (i.e., 2007 corresponds to season two,
24episode seven)
25
26(Cooper to Doc, 1002) means Cooper mentions an event to Doc in episode 1002.
27
28This timeline is based off of one begun by Jerry Boyajian. Many thanks go to
29Ed Hughes, Thomas Michanek, David Coufal and all others on alt.tv.twin-peaks
30whose help has been invaluable.
31
32A compressed copy will be made available via anonymous ftp at
33audrey.levels.unisa.edu.au (130.220.16.88) in pub/twin-peaks/timeline.Z
34
35This timeline is for private use only and may be distributed freely.
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37
38Edwin Nomura
39enomura@ucsd.edu
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42
43 The ^Twin Peaks^ Timeline
44
45
46
471913 (approx) (Truman to Sternwood, 2005)
48 -- Joshua Palmer, Leland's grandfather, brings over the family
49
50?? (Jerry to Ben, 2008)
51 -- Ben, Jerry, and Louise Dombrowski dancing on the hook rug
52
531959 (Will to Cooper, 2001)
54 -- Elks Club fire
55
561962 (Will and Truman to Cooper, 2010)
57 -- Dwayne Milford first runs for mayor
58
591965 (approx)
60 -- Windom Earle may have begun searching for the Black Lodge (Cooper to
61 Truman, 2021)
62 -- FBI loans out Earle to the Air Force (Gordon to Cooper, 2018)
63 -- Ed and Norma get together ("for 4 years," Ed to Cooper, 2001)
64
651969 (Briggs to Cooper, 2013)
66 -- Project Bluebook officially disbanded
67
681969 (approx)
69 -- Bookhouse Boys formed ("going on 20 years now," Truman to Cooper, 1003)
70 -- Eileen gets love letters from Ben ("20 years," Ben to Eileen, 2018)
71 -- Norma runs off with Hank. Ed and Nadine get together and marry. On
72 the honeymoon, Ed shoots out Nadine's eye accidentally. (Ed to Cooper,
73 2001)
74
75Mar ("20th anniversary," Shelly to Norma, 2021)
76 -- Norma wins the first Miss Twin Peaks pageant
77
78Apr
79 -- Hank and Norma get married ("20 years ago, next month," Hank to Norma,
80 1007)
81 -- Norma begins working at the RR ("20 years this April," Norma to Nadine,
82 2007)
83
84Jul (one of Jacoby's umbrellas, 1007)
85 -- Jacoby's umbrella from Kahala Hilton
86
871974 (Cooper to Jerry, 2008)
88 -- Jerry graduates last in his class of 142 from Gonzaga University
89
90Aug (one of Jacoby's umbrellas, 1007)
91 -- Jacoby's umbrella: I first lay eyes on Mimsey
92
93?? (Audrey to Donna, 1002)
94 -- Ben sings to Laura
95
961981 (approx) (Catherine to Pete, 2014)
97 -- Eckhardt plans Andrew's death
98
991982 (approx) ("for 3 years," Cooper to Truman, 2014)
100 -- Cooper and Earle begin playing chess everyday for three years. Cooper
101 never wins.
102
1031983
104 -- Andrew Packard brings Josie over from Hong Kong to be his wife ("6 years
105 ago," Truman to Cooper, 1000)
106 -- Josie's job begins ("6 years," Jonathan to Josie, 2004)
107
1081983 (approx) (Will to Andy and Dick, 2014)
109 -- Nicky born after conceived in assault. Mother dies in childbirth.
110
1111984 ("5 years," Ben to Audrey, 2007)
112 -- Ben takes on as owner of OEJ
113
1141984 (approx) ("I was 13 or 14," Donna to Harold, 2005)
115 -- Donna and Laura meet Josh, Rick and Tim
116
1171985
118 -- Caroline killed while under Earle's and Cooper's assigned protection.
119 Cooper is wounded and Earle is institutionalized. ("4 years ago,"
120 Cooper to Truman, 2014)
121 -- Jeffrey first beats Evelyn ("4 years ago," Malcolm to James, 2012)
122
1231986
124 -- Cooper has a dream where he learns the deductive technique he exercises
125 in 1002 and becomes deeply moved by the plight of the Tibetan people
126 ("3 years ago," Cooper to Truman, 1002)
127 -- The real Mrs. Tremond's mother dies (Tremond to Donna, 2009)
128
129Apr 1986 (Cooper to Leo, 1003)
130 -- Leo cited for an illegal U turn
131
1321987 ("1 1/2 years," Lucy to Cooper, 2004)
133 -- Andy and Lucy start going out
134
135Aug (approx)
136 -- Josie hires Hank to kill Andrew Packard but Catherine and Andrew stage
137 his death in a boating accident [Truman first tells Cooper Packard
138 died "last year" (1000) but later tells him it happened "a year and a
139 half ago" (1001)]
140 -- Hank takes the fall for the killing of an unnamed vagrant, is convicted
141 of vehicular manslaughter and sent to jail
142
143Nov (Cooper to Leo, 1003)
144 -- Leo cited for a drunk and disorderly
145
1461988
147 -- Something at Mr. Blodgett's barn causes Andy to break down and cry
148 ("last year," Truman to Andy, 1000)
149 -- Denise discovers wearing women's clothes calms him ("last year," Denise
150 to Cooper, 2011)
151
152Jan
153 -- Teresa moves into the Fat Trout Trailer Park (Teresa's file, FWWM)
154
1559 Feb (Andy to Cooper, 2001)
156 -- Leo in jail in Hungry Horse, Montana
157
158??
159 -- Leland answers Teresa's ad in Fleshworld and meets her at a motel
160 -- Teresa arranges for Leland's next encounter with her and a couple of her
161 girlfriends at a motel who turn out to be Laura and Ronette. Leland
162 sees Laura and takes off after giving Teresa some money. He sees Pierre
163 who does a dance and disappears after Leland has walked off.
164 -- Teresa tries to blackmail Leland (Ronette and Jacques to Laura, FWWM)
165
166 "just before [Teresa's] time" (Irene to Desmond and Stanley, FWWM)
167 -- Teresa's left arm goes dead for three days
168
169Early-mid Feb (FWWM)
170 -- Leland smashes a TV, then bashes Teresa's head in
171
172[Fire Walk With Me (movie) - 8/28/92
173 Written by David Lynch and Robert Engels
174 Directed by David Lynch]
175
176 Day
177 -- Teresa Banks' body, wrapped in plastic, floats along in Wind River
178 [Cooper tells Diane he is standing at Wind River near where the body was
179 found]
180
181 Day
182 -- Gordon Cole's office in Portland.
183 C: GET ME AGENT CHESTER DESMOND OUT IN FARGO, NORTH DAKOTA.
184 -- Fargo, North Dakota. Desmond and two other agents are in the middle of
185 busting some prostitutes. Kids in a bus are crying and screaming.
186 Desmond's car phone rings and Cole tells him he's needed out west.
187 D: {answers car phone} Hello.
188 C: CHET, I'M CALLING YOU FROM PORTLAND, OREGON. {Desmond lowers
189 the antenna} IT'S REGIONAL BUREAU CHIEF GORDON COLE CALLING FROM
190 PORTLAND, OREGON.
191 D: OKAY, GORDON.
192 C: O-RE-GON!! I GOT A GIRL THAT'S BEEN MURDERED. SEVENTEEN YEARS
193 OLD. NAMED TERESA BANKS. CHET, I'VE GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU.
194 SOMETHING INTERESTING I WOULD LIKE TO SHOW YOU. ARRANGEMENTS ARE
195 BEING MADE AND I WILL MEET YOU AT THE PRIVATE PORTLAND AIRPORT.
196 D: Okay, Gordon.
197 -- Private Portland Airport. Desmond flies in.
198 Cole: Chet, good to see you.
199 Desmond: {shakes Cole's hand} Gordon.
200 C: CHET, GIVE SAM STANLEY THE GLAD HAND. {motions to Stanley}
201 HE'S COME OVER FROM SPOKANE.
202 S: {shakes Desmond's hand} Pleasure. Heard a lot about you.
203 C: SAM'S THE MAN WHO CRACKED THE WHITMAN CASE.
204 D: {to Sam} Congratulations. {to Cole} I HEARD ABOUT THAT.
205 C: CHET, YOUR SURPRISE. {motions to a hangar}
206 {Lil walks out, wearing a red wig, does a dance. She makes a sour face,
207 walks in place, puts one hand in her pocket, and makes a fist with the
208 other while blinking both eyes.
209 C: HER NAME IS LIL. SHE'S MY MOTHER'S SISTER'S GIRL. {holds four
210 fingers in front of his eyes}
211 D: Federal.
212 C: GOOD LUCK, CHET. SAM, YOU STICK WITH CHET. HE'S GOT HIS OWN
213 M.O. - MODUS OPERANDI. YOU FELLAS CAN REACH ME IN THE PHILADELPHIA
214 OFFICES. I'M FLYING OUT TODAY.
215 -- On the highway, Desmond explains Lil's dance to Stanley.
216 S: That really was something with the dancing girl, wasn't it?
217 What exactly did that mean?
218 D: I'll explain it to you. Remember Lil's wearing a sour face.
219 S: What do you mean?
220 D: Her face had a sour look on it. {Stanley nods} We're gonna
221 have problems with the local authorities. They're not gonna be
222 receptive to the FBI. Both eyes blinking means trouble higher up.
223 The eyes of the local authority. Sheriff and a deputy'd be my guess.
224 You notice she had one hand in her pocket. Which means they're
225 hiding something. And the other hand made into a fist, which means
226 they're gonna be belligerent. Lil was walking in place which means
227 there's gonna be a lot of legwork involved. Cole said
228 Lil was her mother's sister's girl. Now what's missing in that
229 sentence? The uncle. Not Cole's uncle but probably the sheriff's
230 uncle is in federal prison. Let me ask you something Stanley.
231 Did you notice anything about her dress?
232 S: The dress was altered to fit her. I noticed a different color
233 thread where the dress was taken in.
234 D: Gordon said you were good. Tailored dress is our code for drugs.
235 S: Oh.
236 D: You notice what was pinned to it?
237 S: A blue rose?
238 D: Good. But I can't tell you about that.
239 S: Can't?
240 D: No, I can't.
241
242 4:30 pm (Cable to Desmond)
243 -- Desmond and Stanley at the sheriff's station in Deer Meadow.
244 {Desmond is waiting at the counter, Stanley is casing the place.
245 Receptionist is reading a book. Nothing. Then the deputy walks in.}
246 Desmond: Good afternoon. Federal Bureau of Investigation. Special
247 Agent Chester Desmond. I'd like to see Sheriff Cable please.
248 Deputy Cliff: Why don'tcha have a seat over there why don'tcha
249 partner. Go ahead, make yourself at home... 'cause it's gonna be
250 awhile. {receptionist laughs. Cliff leans over, whispers to
251 her and they laugh some more} Why don'tcha have some coffee
252 there? It was fresh about two days ago. {laughs with receptionist}
253 D: I've had enough of the waiting room now. {walks around the
254 counter}
255 C: Oh, is that so? {blocks Desmond's way}
256 {Desmond stops in front of Cliff, one hand raised. Pause. Then he
257 grabs Cliff's nose and spins him into a chair and knees him.}
258 D: {to receptionist} You can start that fresh pot of coffee right
259 now.
260 -- Desmond walks into Cable's office.
261 C: How the hell did you get in here?
262 D: Federal Bureau of Investigation Special Agent Chet Desmond.
263 I'm here to investigate the murder of Teresa Banks.
264 C: Well... little fella. We don't need any outside help
265 around here. I don't like you people sniffing around my neck
266 of the woods. In fact, when the state boys told me about a J.
267 Edgar coming up here. I think I said, "so what?"
268 {Cliff walks in, still holding his nose}
269 D: S'All right deputy. Sheriff Cable can handle it from here.
270 Cable: Cliff... {motions to him, Cliff walks out}
271 D: Your behavior's not funny. It's wasting the time of the federal
272 government.
273 C: You're lucky I'm not wasting you.
274 D: Well little fella, let me put it to you this way. The
275 operative word here is "federal." I'm now ordering you to release
276 all pertinent information concerning Teresa Banks. Both while
277 living and deceased.
278 C: {pulls out a box, tosses it at Desmond} Basic kill. Banks was
279 a drifter and nobody knew her.
280 D: Where's the body?
281 C: It's out in back in our morgue. {Desmond starts to walk out}
282 It's 4:30. We close at 5.
283 D: We have our own clock. We'll lock up.
284 {On his way out, Desmond notices a framed newspaper clipping on the
285 wall. It reads "Cable Bends Steel" and there is a picture of Cable
286 bending a steel bar.}
287 -- Desmond and Stanley walk to the adjoining morgue.
288 Stanley: You know, Agent Desmond, I figure this whole office,
289 furniture included, is worth $27,000.
290 -- At the morgue, Desmond reads Teresa's file.
291 D: {reading} Teresa Banks... Teresa Banks lives at the Fat Trout
292 Trailer Park for a month. We'll check that.
293 S: Yeah.
294 D: Worked as a waitress at Hap's diner. Worked the night shift.
295 Good place for dinner when we're through here, Sam.
296 S: Yes...
297 D: No one came to claim the body. No known next of kin.
298 S: {get his recorder out, hits record and sets it down, examines
299 Teresa} Crushed skull. Probable cause repeated blows to the
300 back of the head by a blunt obtuse angled object. {noticing}
301 I wonder where her ring is?
302 D: Personal effects include a watch, undergarment, pink waitress
303 uniform... {looks through personal effects} The ring's missing.
304 S: {looking at the ring finger of the left hand} Seems to be an
305 interesting contusion. Under the ring finger of the left hand.
306 D: Accidental?
307 S: {pulls his machine over, puts Teresa's hand in it, looks through
308 it} Agent Desmond, could you hold the finger for me please?
309 {Desmond holds the hand in place} There's something in there.
310 {pulls the fingernail back} Yes...
311 D: What is it?
312 S: A piece of white paper. With the latter T imprinted on it.
313 Come here, take a look. {Desmond looks}
314
315 3:30 am (Stanley to Desmond)
316 -- Stanley and Desmond exit the morgue.
317 S: Agent Desmond, it's 3:30 in the morning. When are we going to
318 sleep?
319 D: We're not. You and I are gonna get some food.
320 -- Hap's Diner. There in the manager's office, they question the manager
321 Jack who is wearing a button that reads "Say hello to Jack" with "hello"
322 crossed out and "goodbye" scratched above it.
323 J: Ask Irene about that. Irene knows that. Now, Irene is her name
324 and it is night. Don't go any further with it. There's nothing
325 good about it. {Desmond and Stanley head towards the counter}
326 Someone is working in the room on a light that keeps buzzing and
327 shorting.
328 J: How's it going with that goddamn lamp?
329 -- At the counter, they question Irene.
330 D: Federal Bureau of Investigation. Special Agent Chet Desmond.
331 I'd like to ask you a few questions about Teresa Banks. Jack
332 said you knew her. How well?
333 I: She only worked here a month. Nice girl. Never seemed to get here
334 on time, though. If you ask me, she had a little problem with...
335 {sniffs hard three times}
336 D: Did you ever see Teresa Banks take cocaine?
337 I: No.
338 D: Do you ever take cocaine, Irene?
339 I: No I do not. I never took cocaine or any other drug. I don't
340 take drugs.
341 S: Nicotine's a drug. Caffeine's a drug.
342 I: {to Desmond, motioning to Sam} Who's the toehead? {to Sam}
343 Those drugs are legal.
344 D: He's with me. Is there anything you'd like to tell us about
345 Teresa Banks that might help us out?
346 I: I been thinking about that. If you ask me, her death was what
347 you'd call a freak accident.
348 D: Thanks.
349 Man: Are you talking about that little girl that got murdered?
350 D: You got something to tell us?
351 Man: I know shit from shinola. {woman with him says something to him}
352 S: {quietly to Chet} Agent Desmond, should we question him?
353 D: {sees Stanley holding his coffee in his left hand} What time is
354 it, Stanley? {Stanley spills his coffee all over himself who dabs at
355 himself with napkins} It's late, Sam. I'm sorry.
356 S: It's early. It's really early.
357 I: You know, I never told anybody this. But once, for about three
358 days, just before her time, Teresa's arm went completely dead.
359 D: What do you mean?
360 I: Her left arm. It was numb. She said she couldn't use it.
361 Probably those drugs she was taking. I just thought I'd oughta
362 tell you.
363 D: Thanks.
364 Man: Are you talking about that little girl that got murdered?
365 S: {quietly to Chet} I doubt it was a drug problem. Probably a
366 nerve problem. I could recheck the arm for injuries but I'd
367 have to take the body back to Portland to do some real nerve work.
368 D: I think that's a good idea.
369 S: Irene, we'd like to order some food please.
370 I: You want to hear about our specials? We don't have any.
371
372 Dawn
373 -- Desmond and Stanley arrive at Fat Trout Trailer Court and bang on Carl
374 Rodd's door (it reads, "Do not ever disturb before 9 a.m... ever").
375 R: {from inside, cranky} WHAAAAT? WHAT IS IT?! WHAT?!
376 D & S: {notice the message and fumble their badges out} Nine...
377 R: Can't you read?!
378 S: It's really late. Or really early.
379 {Rodd kicks the door open}
380 D: Federal Bureau of Investigation Special Agent Chet Desmond, Agent
381 Sam Stanley. Sorry to disturb you but we need to see Teresa Banks'
382 trailer.
383 R: Oh shit. That goddamn trailer's more popular than uncle's day
384 in a whorehouse. You see what I mean? It just means I-- more shit I
385 gotta do now.
386 -- Desmond and Stanley look around Teresa's trailer.
387 R: {outside} Everything's exactly like she left it, I haven't
388 touched a goddamn thing! God!
389 D: {notices a picture in which Teresa is wearing a ring} Take a look
390 at this.
391 S: {looks} She's got the ring on.
392 R: {outside} Well I'm gonna make myself a cup of Good Morning
393 America. Y'all want some? {Chet and Sam mutter affirmatives, Rodd
394 nods, walks back}
395 -- Rodd brings them some coffee.
396 R: {with mugs} Here you go boys.
397 D: Hey. {takes mug}
398 R: Good Morning America. {gives one to Sam who drinks and coughs}
399 D: You weren't kidding. This stuff's got the sting of the 48 hour
400 blend.
401 R: {all laugh} That's right. That's the best goddamn coffee you're
402 gonna get anywhere, buddy.
403 S: We sure do need a good wake-me-up, don't we Agent Desmond. {looks
404 at Chet} We sure do need a good wake-me-up, don't we Agent Desmond.
405 D: Yeah, we do, Sam.
406 {grimy old lady with an ice pack over one eye walks up to the door}
407 D: {to lady} Did you know Teresa Banks?
408 {Telephone pole accompanied by the Indian whooping sound. On it are
409 visible 24810 (a digit before and after are covered) and a large 6,
410 lady walks away}
411 R: {emotional} See, I've already gone places... I just want to stay
412 where I am.
413
414 Midday
415 -- At the Sheriff's station, Cable won't let the FBI take the body.
416 {Desmond and Stanley walk in, FBI van driver is standing there,
417 so is Cable, Cliff and the receptionist eating a donut}
418 Cable: What the hell is that thing doing out there? You're not taking
419 that body anywhere.
420 D: {looks at the driver, then to Cable} We're taking the body back
421 to Portland and there's not a thing you can do about it. Teresa
422 Banks had a ring. Any idea what happened to it?
423 Cable: We got a phone here. It's got a little ring.
424 -- Stanley gets in the crime van with Teresa's body.
425 D: Take the van back to Portland, Stanley. I'm going to take one
426 more look at the trailer park.
427 S: Agent Desmond. One thing has been troubling me. The blue rose.
428 You're going back to the trailer park for the blue rose.
429
430 Day
431 -- Desmond is back at the trailer park.
432 R: That's Deputy Cliff's trailer over by the red truck. That's his
433 truck too.
434 D: Teresa Banks' trailer is over... here. {looking back}
435 R: Right where we left it.
436 Old lady: Where's my goddamn hot water?
437 R: I'll be in my trailer.
438 OL: Hot water, Carl.
439 R: I'm gonna get you some Valium. {leads her away}
440 {Desmond sees the telephone pole [Indian whooping noise], then looks
441 towards another trailer. He walks over to it and sees a mound of dirt
442 with a small indentation at the top. Teresa's ring is in it. He
443 reaches out to take it.}
444
44516 Feb
446 10:10 am (Cooper to Cole)
447 -- In Philadelphia, Cooper enters Cole's 7th floor office.
448 C: Gordon, it is 10:10 a.m. on February 16th. I was worried about
449 today because of the dream I told you about.
450 He walks from the room into the hallway and looks into the lens of the
451 surveillance camera. He runs into the surveillance room and sees an
452 empty hallway on the monitor. Back to the hall, then back to the
453 surveillance room. The monitor shows an empty hallway. He runs back
454 into the hallway. Behind him, at the end of the hall, an elevator door
455 opens and Phillip Jeffries enters the hallway, headed towards Cooper,
456 who doesn't see him because he is staring intently into the camera.
457 Cooper runs back to the surveillance room and sees on the monitor
458 himself staring into the camera, then Phillip Jeffries walking past him
459 towards the camera.
460 -- Albert and Cole are staring at Jeffries. Cooper runs in.
461 Cole: PHILLIP, IS THAT YOU?
462 {Albert stands up. Jeffries moves into the room.}
463 Cooper: {looking at Phillip} Phillip?
464 Cole: COOPER, MEET THE LONG LOST PHILLIP JEFFRIES. YOU MAY HAVE
465 HEARD OF HIM FROM THE ACADEMY.
466 Jeffries: Well now, I'm not going to talk about Judy. In fact, we're
467 not gonna talk about Judy at all. We're gonna keep her out of it.
468 Cooper: Gordon...
469 Cole: I KNOW, COOP.
470 J: {pointing at Cooper} Who do you think this is there?
471 A: Suffered some bumps on the old noggin', eh, Phil?
472 Cole: WHAT THE HELL DID HE SAY THERE, ALBERT? {pointing at Cooper}
473 THAT'S SPECIAL AGENT DALE COOPER. {focusing on Jeffries} FOR GOD'S
474 SAKES, JEFFRIES, WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN? YOU'VE BEEN GONE DAMN
475 NEAR TWO YEARS.
476 J: I wanna tell you everything.
477 {Static. Then flashback to a dirty run-down room. A man dressed in
478 red, holding a stick. There are seven others. The MFAP
479 and BOB are sitting at a table. By the far wall are Mrs.
480 Tremond/Chalfont and her grandson, two woodsmen, and another man.
481 On the table is a pan with creamed corn.}
482 MFAP: Garmonbozia. This is a formica table.
483 J: Oh, believe me, I followed!
484 MFAP: Green is its color.
485 J: It was a dream. We live inside a dream.
486 Pierre: {pointing} Fell a victim.
487 MFAP: With this ring, I thee wed.
488 J: Ring. It was above a convenience store.
489 {Woodsman raises and lowers his arm twice.}
490 MFAP: Electricity.
491 J: Listen all, listen carefully. I've been to one of their meetings.
492 {Man in red jumps back.} ???, I found something! And then there
493 they were.
494 {Pierre pulls the mask from his face. It's Pierre. He replaces the
495 mask and pulls it away. Chimp. BOB and MFAP go beyond red curtains.
496 Jeffries screams. Static.}
497 Cole: HE'S GONE. HE'S GONE. ALBERT, CALL THE FRONT DESK.
498 A: {on phone} I've got the front desk now. He was never here. And
499 news from Deer Meadow. Agent Chester Desmond has disappeared.
500 Cooper: Gordon, what's going on?
501 -- Cooper plays back the surveillance camera tape for Cole.
502 Cooper: He was here.
503 Cole: But where did he go? And where is Chester Desmond?
504
505 Day
506 -- Rodd points the way to Cliff's trailer but Cooper picks up the same
507 vibe that struck Desmond and walks in the opposite direction.
508 R: {pointing} That's her trailer over there, I never touched a
509 goddamn thing. Agent Chet Desmond come by a second time and asked
510 to see Deputy Cliff Howard's trailer over here which I showed him.
511 Then I went back to my trailer, and after that, never saw him again.
512 C: Thank you Carl. Sorry to wake you. {walks}
513 R: All right. Was having a bad dream anyway. {notices} That's not
514 the way out to Deputy Cliff's trailer, I told you.
515 C: I'm not going to Deputy Cliff's trailer.
516 R: Well where the hell are you going?
517 C: I'm going over here. {walks}
518 R: What's over there? Goddamn these people are confusing.
519 -- Cooper finds tire tracks where a trailer used to be.
520 R: What're you looking for?
521 C: What was here, Mr. Rodd?
522 R: Trailer was here. What the hell'd you think?
523 C: Can you tell me who's trailer it was... and who stayed in it?
524 R: {thinking} Uh... an old woman and her grandson.
525 C: Can you tell me what their names were?
526 R: Chalfont. As a matter of fact, Chalfont was the name of the
527 people that rented the space before. Two Chalfonts. Weird, huh?
528 C: {notices the car} Is that Agent Desmond's vehicle?
529 R: Yup, sure is.
530 {They walk to the car. On the windshield, in red, is written, "Let's
531 Rock."
532
533 4:20 pm (Cooper to Diane)
534 Cooper: {into recorder} Diane, it's 4:20 pm. I am standing here at
535 Wind River near the location where the body of Teresa Banks was
536 found. Diane, this case gives me a strange feeling. Not only has
537 Special Agent Chester Desmond disappeared without a trace, but this
538 is one of Cole's Blue Rose cases. The clues that were found by
539 Special Agent Desmond and Agent Stanley have led to dead ends. The
540 letter that was extracted from underneath the fingernail of Teresa
541 Banks gives me the feeling that the killer will strike again. But
542 like the song goes, "...who knows where or when."
543
544Aug
545 -- Laura gets her safety deposit box ("6 months ago," clerk to Cooper, 1000)
546 -- Laura begins seeing Dr. Jacoby ("6 months," Jacoby to Cooper, 1004)
547
548Sep
549 -- Leo cited for an aggravated assault. Charges later dropped. (Cooper to
550 Leo, 1003)
551 -- Ernie Niles gets out of jail ("6 months," Ernie to Hank, 2008)
552
553Oct
554 -- Lucy starts seeing Dick every Thursday night ("for 3 months," Lucy to
555 Dick, 2003)
556
557Dec
558 -- Laura begins seeing James ("2 months ago," Donna to mom, 1001)
559 -- Laura and James are in the woods and Laura recites some poem about
560 fire, and asks James "You want to play with fire, little boy?
561 Would you like to play with Bob?" ("one night when we first started
562 seeing each other," James to Truman, 2001)
563
564Jan 1989
565 -- Truman starts seeing Josie ("6 weeks," Truman to Cooper, 1000)
566 -- Lucy and Dick have an encounter on a display bed in Horne's Home
567 Furnishings ("6 weeks," Lucy to Dick, 2003)
568
5695 Feb (Sunday) (Cooper to James, 1000)
570 -- Laura and James and the locket
571
5726 Feb (Monday) (date at top of page in diary, 1000)
573 -- "Day One" (entry in Laura's diary).
574 Diary: Ran 3 miles today. I am exhausted. Kitty got new collar.
575
57612 Feb (Sunday)
577 -- The picnic ("2 Sundays ago," James to Cooper, 1001)
578
57915 Feb (Wednesday)
580
581 9:15 pm ("last night," Donna to Laura)
582 -- James calls Donna looking for Laura
583
58416 Feb (Thursday)
585
586 Morning
587 -- In Twin Peaks, Laura walks outside her house, address 708.
588 -- Donna joins Laura in walking to school. They pass Mike and Bobby.
589 D: Yeah, Mike, you're the real man.
590 M: That's right, Mike *is* the man.
591 B: Mike... {with Mike in unison} *is* the man.
592 B: Laura Palmer, see you later.
593 -- Laura runs into James at school
594 -- Laura ducks into the bathroom to do a quick hit of cocaine.
595 Schoolbell rings.
596
597 2:30 pm (clock on wall)
598 -- Bobby's late to school again. He kisses the trophy case with Laura's
599 picture in it.
600 -- James and Laura meet in the custodian's room.
601 L: Kiss me.
602 J: It does matter. We're in love.
603 L: James, you don't know what you're talking about. Quit trying to
604 hold on so tight. I'm gone, long gone... like a turkey in the corn.
605 J: You're not a turkey. A turkey's one of the dumbest birds in the
606 world.
607 L: {in tears} Gobble... g-gobble, gobble.
608 J: Don't leave me. Laura, don't. I'll never leave you.
609 They make love on the floor.
610
611 End of school (bell ringing)
612 -- Bobby's pissed at Laura.
613 B: Hey! Where were you for the last hour? I've been looking all over
614 for you.
615 L: I was standing right behind you, but you're too dumb to turn
616 around. {to Donna} If he turned around, he might get dizzy and fall
617 down. {grabbed by Bobby}
618 B: Oh yeah? You'll be callin' soon and maybe I won't be around.
619 L: {smooth, smiling} C'mon, Bobby. C'mon... C'mon.
620 B: {can't hold it, smiles} Love ya, baby.
621 Bobby dances back into school. The other kids start dancing in a daze
622 also when Bobby starts.
623
624 After school
625 -- Donna and Laura at Donna's.
626 D: Are you gonna see James tonight?
627 L: Why are you suddenly so interested in who I'm gonna see at night?
628 Night time is my time.
629 D: You're telling me. That's only because you won't let me in on
630 any of it. You're not gonna see Bobby, are you?
631 L: Maybe.
632 D: My God, Laura.
633 L: Well, why not?
634 D: 'Cause Bobby's a loser. You said so yourself. He's a goon.
635 James is the one. He loves you with that everlasting love.
636 True love.
637 L: Yes, James is very sweet. Why don't you get out your violin,
638 Donna?
639 D: Sweet. God, he's gorgeous.
640 L: Yes, James is very sweet and very gorgeous.
641 D: I wonder if Mike could ever write a poem. {Laura laughs.} Do you
642 think that if you were falling in space that you would slow
643 down after a while or go faster and faster?
644 L: {swallows} Faster and faster. For a long time you wouldn't feel
645 anything. Then you'd burst into fire... forever. And the angels
646 wouldn't help you... 'cause they've all gone away.
647 -- Laura returns home. No one else is home. She goes to her room,
648 lights up a cigarette. She gets out her private diary from behind the
649 dresser, ready to write in it, when she notices pages are torn out.
650 She panics, taking it and running from the room.
651 -- Laura arrives at Harold's.
652 H: Laura...
653 L: {holding diary} My secret diary. There are pages missing.
654 H: Who would do that?
655 L: Bob.
656 H: But Bob is not real.
657 L: There are pages torn out - that is real, Harold.
658 H: {taking diary, flipping through it} Well, maybe...
659 L: Bob is real. He's been having me since I was 12. {Harold is
660 stunned} And the diary was hidden too well. There is no other
661 person who could've known where it was. He comes in through my
662 window at night. He's real. He's getting to know me, now. He
663 speaks to me.
664 H: What does Bob say?
665 L: {shaking} He says he wants to be me... or he'll kill me.
666 H: No... No...
667 L: {strangely} Yes... yes... {starts toward Harold}
668 H: What? Please. What?
669 L: {Feeling of Bob comes over her. Harold leans back. Laura grabs
670 him.} FIRE WALK WITH ME. {makes a face, then buries her face
671 in his shoulder, crying, whispers:} The trees... the trees...
672 {they break} You have to hide the diary, Harold. You made me write
673 it all down. He doesn't know about you. You'll be safe. I'm sorry.
674 {she kisses him, crying, then gets up to the door} I don't know when
675 I can come back. Maybe never. {leaves}
676 -- Laura dazed under the fan.
677 BOB: I want to taste through your mouth.
678
67917 Feb (Friday)
680
681 Day
682 -- Cooper talks to Albert.
683 C: Lately I've been filled with the knowledge that the killer will
684 strike again. But because it is just a feeling, I am powerless to
685 stop it. One more thing Albert. When the next murder happens,
686 you will help me solve it.
687 A: {gets up from desk, buttons his coat} Let's test it for the
688 record, Coop. Will the next victim be a man or a woman.
689 C: Woman.
690 A: All right. What color hair will she have?
691 C: Blonde.
692 A: Tell me some other things about her.
693 C: She's in high school, she is sexually active, she is using drugs.
694 She is crying out for help.
695 A: Well damn, Cooper, that really narrows it down-- you're talking
696 about half the high school girls in America! What's she doing right
697 now?
698 C: She's preparing a great abundance of food.
699 -- At the RR, Norma sends Shelly to help Laura take the Meals on Wheels
700 meals to the car because Heidi has a bloody nose. As Laura puts the
701 dinners into the back of the car, she sees Mrs. Tremond/Chalfont and her
702 grandson in the parking lot waving for her to come over. Laura walks
703 over, and Mrs. Tremond/Chalfont holds out a framed picture.
704 T: This would look nice on your wall.
705 {Laura takes the picture. It's of a room with flowered wallpaper
706 and a dark doorway in its corner}
707 G: The man behind the mask is looking for the book with the pages torn
708 out. He's going towards the hiding place. He's under the fan now.
709 Laura sees Shelly coming out of the RR with another load of meals.
710 She turns back to see the Tremonds walking away, unrealistically far,
711 then tells Shelly she can't do Meals on Wheels today.
712 -- Laura runs home, holding the picture. She enters her house, moving
713 slowly. When she gets to her room, she sees Bob standing there,
714 having pulled out the dresser. He screams at her and she bolts from
715 the room. She runs across two front yards to a big tree, crying, and
716 watches as Leland walks out of the house, into his car (license 758-EAK)
717 and drive off. Laura denies to herself that it's her father.
718 -- Laura arrives at Donna's in tears.
719 L: Donna... Are you... are you my best... are you my best friend?
720 D: Of course. What is it, Laura? What's wrong? {they hug} I'm
721 your friend always.
722
723 Dusk
724 -- Laura arrives home for dinner. Leland is already seated.
725 Leland: Hi honey. How's Donna?
726 Laura: Fine.
727 Leland: School?
728 Laura: School's fine.
729 Leland: Sit down. {Laura takes off her jacket, drapes it around her
730 chair and sits} Sit down. Are you hungry?
731 Laura: Not really.
732 Leland: {notices the half-heart necklace} You didn't wash your hands
733 before you sat down to dinner, did you. {gets up, goes over to
734 Laura} Let me see. {takes her hands}
735 Laura: All right...
736 Leland: Oh, these hands are filthy. Look, {indicating the ring finger
737 of the left hand} there is dirt way under this fingernail.
738 Sarah: {enters with a bowl of mashed potatoes, sets it down on the
739 table} Leland, what are you doing?
740 Leland: Look at this finger here.
741 Sarah: Leland...
742 Leland: Laura did not wash her hands before dinner. {grabs the
743 half-heart necklace} Oh, look at this.
744 Laura: {trying to push his hands away} Don't...
745 Leland: Oh, is it from a lover? Did you get this from your lover?
746 Sarah: They don't call them lovers in high school, Leland.
747 Leland: Bobby didn't give you this.
748 Sarah: How do you know Bobby didn't give her that?
749 Leland: {pinches Laura's cheek} Did Bobby give you this? Or is
750 there someone new?
751 Sarah: {scared} Leland, Leland, no, don't do that, she doesn't like
752 that.
753 Leland: How do you know what she likes?
754 Sarah: Stop it! Stop it!
755 {Leland lets go of the necklace and sits down.}
756 Sarah: Now you sit down and we'll all have dinner.
757 Leland: Oh, I'll sit down, but not a one of us is going to start
758 eating until Laura washes her hands. {to Laura} Wash your
759 hands!
760 {Laura, in tears, gets up. Terrified, she washes her hands.}
761
762 10:35 pm (clock)
763 -- Leland and Sarah get ready for bed, when Leland begins to cry. He
764 goes and tells Laura he loves her. Laura is frozen, in tears. She looks
765 at her painting on the wall, then remembers she left the picture from
766 Tremond/Chalfont on the neighbor's lawn so she gets it and puts it on
767 her wall.
768 -- Laura dreams.
769 {The picture. Into the picture and through the doorway.
770 There's another room. Mrs. Tremond/Chalfont is standing there,
771 beckoning us towards her and through another doorway. Through the
772 second doorway. Another room. Pierre is standing there. He snaps
773 his fingers and a light shines. Red room. The ring is on a table.
774 Cooper enters.
775 MFAP: {to Cooper} Do you know who I am? {Cooper shakes his head}
776 I am The Arm. And I sound like this... {Puts his hands
777 in front of his lips and makes the Indian whooping sound. He picks
778 up the ring. It's Teresa's. The symbol on it is identical to
779 the petroglyph on the end of the pole at Owl cave.}
780 Cooper: {to camera} Don't take the ring... Laura, don't take the
781 ring.
782 {Laura is half awakened, tries to move her left arm, but it's
783 asleep. She moves it with her right arm. She looks at her door,
784 then turns to her left to see Annie Blackburn in bed with her, blood
785 around her mouth.
786 Annie: My name is Annie. I've been with Dale and Laura. The good
787 Dale is in the lodge and he can't leave. Write it in your diary.
788 {Laura looks at the door, then at her bed. Annie's gone. In her hand
789 is Teresa's ring. She's scared. Sarah calls, "Laura," distant,
790 mournful. She gets up, goes to the door, opens it. Dark on
791 the other side, accompanied with the Indian whooping sound. She
792 looks back at the picture and sees herself in the doorway looking
793 back into the darkened rooms where Mrs. Tremond/Chalfont and her
794 grandson were. Laura in the picture turns around and looks down at
795 her room, sees herself asleep.}
796 {Laura wakes from the dream, no ring in her hand, and looks at the
797 picture. She takes the picture down.}
798
79918 Feb (Saturday)
800
801 Day
802 -- Leo shows Shelly how to scrub the floor.
803 L: This is where we live Shelly!
804 S: As if I didn't know.
805 L: Let me show you how to wash this tile and then you're going
806 to do it.
807 S: Come off it, Leo. I have to get ready for work.
808 L: {stops} What did you say? {pulls Shelly down}
809 Shelly, I'm not fooling around anymore! The first thing you're
810 gonna learn is to have a good attitude! That's the key! Anybody'll
811 tell you that! {phone rings, Leo gets up, slaps Shelly} Don't
812 even think about going anywhere, I'm not finished with you!
813 {answers phone} Yeah.
814 Bobby: Leo. Bobby.
815 L: What're you doing calling me here?
816 B: I'm sorry, um, the football's empty. I'm looking for Santa
817 Claus.
818 L: No way, you already owe me money. Five thousand to be exact.
819 {Shelly mouths to herself, "Five Thousand???", Leo wonders if Shelly
820 heard}
821 B: Leo, are you telling me there's no Santa Claus?
822 -- Bobby calls Jacques.
823 J: Yeah, Roadhouse.
824 B: Jacques. Bobby. I need some things man.
825 J: How come you only call me when you're desperate? You desperate,
826 baby?
827 B: Are you interested or not?
828 J: Maybe, Bobby. Maybe. Maybe. For 10K I have a friend who has what
829 you want. Oh, his stuff is the best.
830 B: Hit me. {starts writing some stuff down}
831 J: Two days. Midnight. By the sound of sawing wood.
832 B: Jacques you crazy fuckin' Canadian. This sounds big.
833
834 Night
835 -- Donna arrives at Laura's just as she is getting ready to leave.
836 D: Where're you going?
837 L: Nowhere fast. And you're not coming.
838 D: Laura, come on. Remember me? I'm your best friend. {Laura's
839 not responsive} Laura, aren't you going to fix me a drink?
840 Where are the cookies?
841 L: You mean Fred and Ginger?
842 D: Dancing... {notices lots of butts in the ashtrays} If I had a
843 nickel for every cigarette your mom smoked, I'd be dead.
844 L: I'll call you tomorrow. {leaves}
845
846 -- Laura arrives at the Roadhouse. At the entrance, she meets the Log Lady.
847 LL: When this kind of fire starts, it is very hard to put out.
848 {Touches Laura's forehead.} The tender bows of innocence burn first
849 and the wind rises - then all goodness is in jeopardy.
850 Laura pauses to look at her reflection before walking in.
851 -- Inside the Roadhouse, a singer sings on stage. Laura sits down and
852 cries. Donna walks in and sits down. Laura nods to Jacques behind the
853 bar. Jacques motions to a couple of guys who come over to her with
854 drinks. One slides her a fifty. She looks at it.
855 Laura: So you want to fuck the homecoming queen.
856 Buck: Let's go around the world, babe.
857 L: {picks up the fifty} This isn't gonna get you to walla-walla.
858 B: You do go all the way, don't you, little girl?
859 L: Sooner or later. {grabs his balls} You willing to go all the way?
860 Huh? You gonna do it to me? {let's go}
861 {Donna wipes a tear and walks to the table.}
862 D: Let's boogie.
863 L: What the hell are you doing?
864 Tommy: Are you part of the deal?
865 L: No, she isn't.
866 {Donna picks up a drink and downs it. Laura kisses Buck passionately.}
867 L: What did you say your name was?
868 B: Buck.
869 L: {nods} That's really nice, Buck. {looks at Donna}
870 {Donna kisses Tommy passionately.}
871 B: Yeah...
872 L: Okay, Donna, let's go.
873 -- Inside a place in Canada, Laura and her friends meet Jacques.
874 L: {to Donna} Welcome to Canada... Don't expect a turkey dog in here.
875 J: Hey slowpokes. Guess what?
876 L: What?
877 J: There's no tomorrow. Know why, baby? Because it'll never get
878 here.
879 L: Hey Jacques.
880 J: I'm not Jacques. I am the Great Went.
881 L: I am the Muffin.
882 J: And what a muffin you have. {makes motions of shooting his brains
883 out} I am as blank as a fart.
884 {They trade drinks around and Buck drops something in Donna's drink.}
885 L: Chug-a-lug, Donna.
886 {They drain their bottles}
887 -- Laura's topless, dancing with Buck
888 -- Donna's stoned, dancing with Tommy. She sees Laura's blouse and
889 ties it around her waist. Ronette's here too.
890 L: I haven't seen you since I was thrown out of One Eyed Jacks.
891 R: What else did we do together? Oh, I remember... {smiling}
892 J: {to Laura and Ronette} The party twins. My high school
893 sandwich. Let's put some meat inside.
894 R: She's been dead a year.
895 J: Who?
896 R: Teresa.
897 L: Teresa Banks? Yeah, a whole year.
898 R: Yeah, she was going to get rich blackmailing somebody.
899 J: That's right. She called me one day. She even asked me what
900 your father looked like.
901 L: {jolted} What?! She asked about my father?
902 J: Hey, why don't you two come up to the cabin this week? Thursday.
903 -- Laura and Ronette sitting in a booth. Laura snaps her finger and points
904 down. Buck goes down, pleasing the two.
905 R: Here we go again... like we're back at One Eyed Jacks.
906 L: {in pleasure} Oh, God. It sure is.
907 {Laura and Ronette enjoy themselves.}
908 R: Oh shit. Is that Donna Hayward?
909 {Laura opens her eyes, white light, then she screams, getting up
910 to get Jacques to help get Donna out of there, who's topless and
911 having a good time with Tommy. Laura screams at Donna never ever
912 to wear her stuff.}
913 L: Donna, not you... {Jacques carries Donna out}
914
91519 Feb (Sunday)
916
917 Late morning
918 -- Leland drives up to the Hayward's. Inside, Donna and Laura talk.
919 D: Hey, how'd I get in my house? How'd I get in my bed?
920 L: Life is full of mysteries, Donna.
921 D: Were you mad at me for wearing something of yours?
922 L: I don't want you to wear my stuff.
923 D: I do love you, Laura. {they hug}
924 L: I love you, Donna. But I don't want you to be like me.
925 D: Why do you do it?
926 -- Leland walks in and flashbacks to Laura and Ronette sitting on a bed.
927 Leland: Excuse me, honey. We're late to meet Mom for breakfast.
928 Laura: {to Donna} Catch you later.
929 D: {to Laura} Bye.
930 Leland: {to Donna} Bye bye, Donna.
931 D: {to Laura} Bye.
932
933 -- On the road, the OAM follows, accompanied by the Indian whooping sound.
934 Leland stops behind a logging truck which has stopped due to two old
935 people crossing the road. Laura smells something burning. The OAM
936 races around the logging truck and comes back around, stopping on
937 Leland's side. Leland starts to rev the engine while staying on the
938 brakes.
939 OAM: You stole the corn! I had it canned over the store!
940 {shouting to Laura} And Miss, the look on her face when it was
941 opened. There was a stillness! {dog barks} Like the formica table
942 top! {the car smokes, making horrendous sounds, barely able to hear
943 OAM} The thread will be torn, Mr. Palmer, {dog barks} the thread
944 will be torn! {Leland turns to Laura, he's sweating profusely. The
945 OAM holds up his hand with a ring on the little finger. Leland
946 starts blowing the horn.} It's HIM! IT'S YOUR FATHER! {Laura
947 can't make him out with the noise}
948 The logging truck moves and the OAM takes off. Leland drives into a
949 service station.
950 Mechanic: Don't do that to your engine! You oughta take it easy,
951 Mister.
952 Leland: Why doesn't somebody do something about this? A man comes
953 out of the blue like that -- and starts screaming at you like a
954 crazy person and harrassing my daughter?! {to Laura} Are you
955 all right, honey?
956 Laura: {scared} Dad, are _you_ all right?
957 -- Leland flashes back to himself answering Teresa's ad in Fleshworld
958 and their meeting in a motel.
959 L: Teresa Banks. You look just like my Laura.
960 T: So when's the next business trip, big boy?
961 L: Ah, soon. And next time, let's party with those girlfriends you
962 told me about.
963 T: Sure. I can arrange that. {Leland covers Teresa's eyes}
964 What are you doing?
965 L: Who am I?
966 T: I don't know.
967 L: That's right.
968 -- Laura and Leland.
969 Laura: Dad? Dad?! {Leland jolted out of flashback} WhO _WAS_ THAT?!
970 He looked... familiar, have I met him?
971 Leland: No, you haven't met him. Have you met him?
972 Laura: No!
973 Leland: Let's go get your mother.
974 Laura: {still shaken} No, no, just sit here for a moment.
975 Leland: {kills engine} Oh my God, a man comes out of the blue like
976 that. What's the world coming to?
977 -- Leland flashes back to himself arriving at the motel and seeing Laura
978 and Ronette on the bed. He is about to leave but Teresa catches him.
979 T: Hey handsome.
980 L: Hi. {pulls her aside}
981 T: What's wrong?
982 L: Nothing. I chickened out. {gives her money, takes off. He sees
983 Pierre do a dance with the white mask and stick. After Leland walks
984 off, Pierre disappears.}
985 -- Laura and Leland.
986 Laura: Dad?
987 Leland: Yes?
988 Laura: Did you come home during the day last week?
989 Leland: No... {shakes head, to mechanics} LEAVE US ALONE!!
990 GODDAMNIT GET BACK TO YOUR WORK!!
991 Laura: {shaking} I thought... I saw you.
992 Leland: Oh God, you know? I did stop home on Friday, come to think
993 of it. I had a severe headache and I was in the neighborhood
994 so I darted in and out of the house to get some aspirin.
995 Where were you, Laura? I didn't see you.
996 Laura: {scared} Um... I was just down the street...
997
998 8:00 pm (clock)
999 -- Laura flashbacks. She remembers the ring the OAM had, the one
1000 the MFAP had and the one Teresa had. She realizes it's the same.
1001 White light on the ceiling.
1002 L: Who are you? Who are you REALLY?
1003 -- Leland flashbacks to him crushing Teresa's skull. Before he strikes
1004 the TV, the Indian whooping sound is heard.
1005
100621 Feb (Tuesday)
1007
1008 Morning
1009 -- In her room, Laura sniffs the last of the cocaine in her packet
1010
1011 Day
1012 -- Laura meets Bobby at school.
1013 B: Hey.
1014 L: I'm nearly out.
1015 B: Taken care of, babe. You and I are gonna make a big score
1016 tonight. What is that? {pulls packet from behind her ear}
1017 But this should tide you over.
1018 L: Thanks. {takes packet} A big score?
1019 B: Maybe our biggest. Don't tell Mike. This is just behind you and
1020 me. Tonight, meet me two doors down from your place at 11.
1021
1022 Midnight (Jacques to Bobby)
1023 -- Bobby and Laura in the woods. They toot up and wait.
1024 L: Bobby, I found a little pine cone. {shows him pine cone}
1025 B: Shut up, shut up, shut up.
1026 L: Bobby, I found some dirt.
1027 B: Shut up, shut up. Here he comes.
1028 Deputy Cliff Howard shows up.
1029 B: Who sent you?
1030 C: Jacques.
1031 L: That's right. {pulls out a large bag of cocaine, Laura grabs it
1032 out his hand} Wow.
1033 C: Like that little girl? {starts to pull out his gun}
1034 B: WHAT?! {Laura screams, Bobby pulls out gun and shoots Cliff, still
1035 standing, shoots again, Cliff moves, shoots again}
1036 L: OMIGOD! Oh my God. Bobby, what did you do?
1037 B: {shocked} I shot him. Oh my God! I shot him! Fuck! {starts to
1038 throw dirt on Cliff} Get over here and help me! C'mere! Fuck!
1039 {Laura still, then bursts into laughter. Bobby shakes her} Shut
1040 the fuck up, this isn't funny, Laura! This is not fuckin funny.
1041 Now help me bury him. Shit.
1042 L: Bobby, you killed Mike.
1043 B: This isn't fuckin Mike!! {looks back at Cliff} This is Mike?
1044 L: Bobby, do you realize what you did? You killed Mike.
1045 B: Shut up.
1046 L: {laughs} Bobby, you killed Mike.
1047 B: Shut the fuck up!! Shut the-- C'mon let's get the fuck out of
1048 here! C'mon... Let's get the fuck out of here... the fuck out
1049 of here... c'mon... {Laura still laughing}
1050
105122 Feb (Wednesday)
1052
1053 Day
1054 -- James sees Laura outside her place.
1055 J: Where were you last night? I thought we were supposed to get
1056 together. {Laura looks at him, around} You're on something
1057 again.
1058 L: {sighs} James.
1059 J: So, when will I get to see you?
1060 L: {sees that Leland is standing on the porch} I gotta go.
1061 -- Maddy feels Laura's in trouble (Maddy to Donna and James, 1005)
1062 -- Laura writes in her secret diary (Donna to Cooper, 2009)
1063 February 22. Last night I had the strangest dream. I was in a
1064 red room with a small man, dressed in red, and an old man
1065 sitting in a chair. I tried to talk to him. I wanted to tell
1066 him who BOB is, because I thought he could help me. But my
1067 words came out slow and odd. It was frustrating trying to talk.
1068 I got up and walked to the old man. Then I leaned over and
1069 whispered the secret in his ear.
1070 Somebody has to stop BOB. BOB's only afraid of one man. He
1071 told me once. A man named Mike. I wonder if this was Mike in
1072 my dream. Even if it was only a dream, I hope he heard me. No
1073 one in the real world would believe me.
1074
1075 Night
1076 -- Laura in her room tooting up
1077 -- Leland gives Sarah a drugged glass of milk. After she finishes it, he
1078 walks into the hallway and hits the fan switch, starting it. Laura
1079 freezes. Sarah nods off while reading "How to Speak German" and sees
1080 the white horse. BOB enters Laura's room through the window and gets on
1081 top of her. She fights, holding his face, trying to see it.
1082 L: Who are you... who are you?!
1083 BOB becomes Leland. She screams, screams.
1084
108523 Feb (Thursday)
1086
1087 Morning
1088 -- The Palmers at breakfast.
1089 Leland: Laura, honey... I really would like to talk to you.
1090 Sarah: Laura, sweetheart. {Laura quickly gets up, puts her bowl in
1091 the kitchen and goes upstairs} Laura... {lights up}
1092 -- Laura gets ready for school.
1093 Leland: {walks into Laura's room} Laura, honey? Sweetheart?
1094 Is something wrong this morning?
1095 Laura: {meaning it, hissing} Stay away from me. {leaves}
1096 {Leland knows she knows and he knows what he has to do.}
1097 -- Laura goes to school. The day is a blur.
1098
1099 After school
1100 -- Ronette's parents think she went to work at the perfume counter but
1101 she had in fact quit (Hawk to Cooper, 1002)
1102
1103 5:00 pm (Josie to Cooper and Truman, 1001)
1104 -- Laura arrives at Josie's for her English lessons
1105
1106 6:00 pm ("an hour later," Josie to Cooper and Truman, 1001)
1107 -- Laura leaves Josie's. L: I think now I understand how you feel about
1108 your husband's death.
1109
1110 Early evening
1111 -- Last entry in Laura's diary: "Nervous about meeting J. tonight."
1112 (She remarks about having asparagus for dinner again, 1000)
1113 -- Laura writes in her secret diary (Donna to Cooper, 2009)
1114 February 23. Tonight is the night that I die. I know I have
1115 to because it's the only way to keep BOB away from me. The
1116 only way to tear him out from inside. I know he wants me. I
1117 can feel his fire. But if I die he can't hurt me anymore.
1118 -- Bobby meets with Leo and gives him $10,000 (Bobby to Mike, 1001)
1119 -- Leo calls Shelly ("last night," Shelly to Bobby, 1000)
1120 -- Ben is with Catherine (Ben to Jerry, 2008)
1121 -- Laura at Bobby's.
1122 {Laura and Bobby are on a couch, kissing, Laura pulls away}
1123 L: Not tonight... Just... give me some stuff to hold me over
1124 'til tomorrow.
1125 B: Why? Why not? Where are you going? {again} Where are you
1126 going??
1127 L: I'm going _home_, Bobby.
1128 B: You don't want me. You just want the blow, don't you?
1129 Okay. {gives some to her}
1130
1131 9:00 - 9:30 pm
1132 -- Laura returns home from Bobby's. (Sarah tells Truman she last saw
1133 Laura when she got home about 9:00, 1000. Bobby answers yes when
1134 Cooper asks him, "she was studying at your house until about 9:30.
1135 Isn't that right?", 1000)
1136 L: Goodnight.
1137 Sarah: Goodnight, sweetheart.
1138 -- Laura toots up
1139 -- James calls. [Albert confirmed, however, that the one call Laura
1140 received was placed from Ben's office, 2009]
1141 L: James... Yeah, okay... Oh James, I do love you. Yeah, okay.
1142 I'll meet you in 15 minutes. {phone slips away, she gets it,
1143 puts it to her other ear, wrong way} I'll meet you in 15 minutes.
1144 {readjusts phone} Okay? I'll meet you in 15 minutes. {hangs up,
1145 to herself} God, why did I say that? 15 minutes...
1146 She looks at her painting and the angel disappears.
1147 -- Laura sneaks out of her house. James arrives and she gets on his bike
1148 as Leland watches out the front window.
1149
1150 10:00 pm
1151 -- Leland calls Laura from Ben's office (Cooper to Truman and Albert, 2009)
1152
1153 Night
1154 -- James and Laura stop at a clearing in the woods.
1155 J: The hell's wrong with you?
1156 L: That's right. There's no place left to go is there, James?
1157 J: The hell's that supposed to mean?
1158 L: You know it and I know it.
1159 J: What's wrong with us? We have everything.
1160 L: Everything but everything.
1161 J: Laura...
1162 L: {mocking} Lau-ra... {slaps him}
1163 J: {smiles} You always hurt the ones you love.
1164 L: You mean the ones you pity.
1165 J: Say whatever you want. I know you love me, and I love you.
1166 L: {they kiss} I do love you, James. {whispers} Let's get lost
1167 together. {break, scared} Shit!
1168 J: What?
1169 L: He might try to kill you!
1170 J: Laura! {Laura screams} What's wrong?
1171 J: What?
1172 L: If he finds out.
1173 J: Laura, what's the matter?
1174 L: Bobby killed a guy.
1175 J: What are you talking about? Bobby didn't kill anybody.
1176 L: Do you want to see?
1177 J: See what?
1178 L: Right. Open your eyes, James. You don't even know me. There
1179 are things about me even Donna doesn't even know me. Your Laura
1180 disappeared. It's just me now.
1181 J: Laura... {grabs her, she twists out}
1182 L: What about this, James? {flips him the bird, he kisses her hard
1183 but she is ice cold} I think you want to take me home now.
1184
1185 12:30 pm (full moon)
1186 -- Laura jumps off James' bike at Sparkwood and 21 (James to Cooper, "at
1187 Sparkwood and 21," 1001)
1188 J: LAURA!
1189 L: DON'T!
1190 J: C'MON!
1191 J: DON'T! JUST DON'T!! {hugs him} I LOVE YOU, JAMES!! {runs off}
1192 -- In the woods, Laura meets up with Ronette, Leo, and Jacques
1193 J: Right on time, baby.
1194
1195 1:00 am (Cooper to cops, 2001)
1196 -- At Jacques', everyone is high. Laura is tied up.
1197 L: {being tied up by Jacques} Don't. Jacques, don't. DON'T TIE ME
1198 UP TONIGHT!!
1199 Ronette is also tied up.
1200 -- Waldo is let out of his cage and pecks at Laura, and Leo puts a OEJ
1201 chip in her mouth and says, "Bite the bullet, baby." (Jacques to Cooper,
1202 1007)
1203 -- Leland appears at the window, unseen.
1204 -- Jacques, zipping up, walks out of the cabin. Leland trips, grabs the
1205 bottle, knocks it over Jacques' head, and kicks him some. Leo hears the
1206 crash and comes outside to see Jacques bleeding. (Jacques thinks Leo
1207 hit him, Jacques to Cooper, 1007) Leo panics and takes off in his
1208 Corvette. Leland goes inside.
1209 -- Leland marches the two tied up girls through the woods
1210 -- Out of breath, the OAM arrives at the cabin, too late. He can hear
1211 screams.
1212 -- At the train car. BOB and Leland going in and out like breathing. Girls
1213 shuddering as he circles them. He ties Laura up with the twine,
1214 bending the arms back. Ronette praying. Leland puts a mirror under
1215 Laura and she screams when she sees herself become BOB. Leland shows
1216 the diary pages to Laura.
1217 Leland: {shows pages} Your diary. I always thought you knew it
1218 was me.
1219 Ronette continues to pray, then an angel appears and breaks her bonds.
1220 OAM: {arrives outside, bangs on the door} LET ME IN. LET ME IN.
1221 Ronette pushes it open a little, the OAM reaches up, Leland punches
1222 her a few times and shoves her out. The OAM tosses the ring inside.
1223 Door is shut. Laura puts on the ring.
1224 Leland: NOOOO!! DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS!! NOO!!!
1225 Leland stabbing. Laura dead. OAM leaves.
1226 -- Leland puts a letter R under Laura's fingernail (Cooper finds it, 1000)
1227 and puts Laura's half-heart necklace on a small mound of dirt. He writes
1228 in his own blood on a small piece of paper, "Fire walk with me." (Cooper
1229 finds all this, 1000)
1230 -- Leland wraps Laura in plastic and hauls her out over his shoulder.
1231 His shirt is puffed out and bloody. He kicks over Ronette but she is
1232 unresponsive.
1233 -- Leland washes his hands with industrial soap and then kisses Laura
1234 (Albert to Cooper, 1003)
1235 -- Leland lowers Laura into the river
1236 -- Leland at Glastonberry Grove. He pulls the diary pages out of his
1237 pocket and drops them and the towel. (Hawk to Cooper, 2021)
1238 -- Leland enters the curtains. The OAM is sitting there with MFAP.
1239 Leland levitates and divides. One half becomes BOB, the other floats
1240 up and becomes Leland. MFAP puts his hand on the OAM's armless
1241 shoulder.
1242 MFAP and OAM in unison: BOB... I want all my garmonbozia.
1243 BOB reaches up and grabs Leland's wound, healing it and tossing the
1244 blood to the floor.
1245 -- Mouth eating corn. Chimp.
1246 -- James rides around the rest of the night (James to Donna, 1000)
1247
124824 Feb (Friday) [Episode 1000 (pilot) - 4/8/90, 8/5/90
1249 Written by Mark Frost and David Lynch
1250 Directed by David Lynch]
1251
1252 5:00 am (Betty to Sarah)
1253 -- Bobby goes running
1254
1255 "Just after dawn" (Truman to Bobby)
1256 -- Josie at the mirror
1257 -- Pete Martell discovers Laura's body. He calls the sheriff's station.
1258 Lucy: Sheriff, it's Pete Martell up at the mill. Um, I'm gonna
1259 transfer it to the phone on the table by the red chair, the red chair
1260 against the wall. The little table, with the lamp on it - the lamp
1261 that we moved from the corner? The BLACK phone, not the brown
1262 phone.
1263 Pete: {on phone to Truman} She's dead... wrapped in plastic.
1264 -- Truman and Doc Hayward identify the body as Laura Palmer's. Andy
1265 takes pictures and breaks down and cries.
1266 -- Sarah can't find Laura. She calls the Briggs' and the football coach.
1267 -- Audrey gets in a car for school
1268 -- Ben and Leland have meeting with Norwegians. Ben mentions he has
1269 information that the sawmill will go belly up within a year.
1270 -- Leland receives news about Laura.
1271 -- Heidi's late to work at the RR.
1272 S: What kept you, Heidi? Seconds on knockwurst this morning?
1273 H: I couldn't get my car started.
1274 S: Too busy jump starting the old man, huh?
1275 B: I thought you Germans were always on time.
1276 N: I thought the only time you cared about, Bobby, was making time.
1277 Leo called Shelly from afar last night so Bobby takes her home. Leo's
1278 home so he drops her off and takes off.
1279 -- Leland makes a positive ID of Laura's body
1280 -- At Twin Peaks High, Audrey changes her shoes, and James meets Donna
1281 J: "Nice day for a picnic." Bobby arrives at school and is wanted in
1282 the office. In class ("Terry Franklin... Martha Grimes..."), Donna
1283 notices Laura's empty seat after a cop talks to the teacher. Bobby's
1284 in room 107.
1285 -- Bobby is questioned, then arrested
1286 -- Principal Wolchezk makes the announcement. Students grieve.
1287
1288 Mid-morning
1289 -- Truman questions Sarah. Hawk gathers items out of Laura's room.
1290 Truman gets the message that Ronette is missing
1291 -- Josie has Pete "push the plug" and makes an announcement that work
1292 will stop today in memory of Laura. Catherine fires Fred Truax.
1293 -- Ronette is found wandering along the tracks
1294
1295 10:00 (approx) (Nadine to Ed)
1296 -- James stops at Big Ed's Gas Farm.
1297 J: Laura's dead.
1298 E: I heard.
1299 J: She was the one.
1300 James has a note for Donna. Nadine sends Ed off to get the drapes
1301 ("They said those drapes would be ready by 10") at Gentleman Jim's
1302 (Nadine to Norma, 1001)
1303
1304 11:30 am (Cooper to Diane)
1305 -- Cooper enters Twin Peaks (He had lunch at the Lamplighter Inn)
1306
1307 2:46 pm (clock on wall)
1308 -- Cooper meets Truman and reminds him that he is in charge. They check
1309 on Ronette. She was raped several times, and Cooper finds nothing under
1310 her fingernail. Truman to Cooper: "as far as we know, [Ronette and
1311 Laura] hardly knew each other." Ronette: "no, don't go there"
1312 -- Cooper and Truman take an elevator with a one-armed man. Dr. Jacoby
1313 meets and tells them he wants to go to the morgue. Truman
1314 says no. Jacoby also says that Laura's parents didn't know she was
1315 seeing him.
1316 -- Cooper and Truman check on Laura. Cooper finds an "R" under Laura's left
1317 ring finger and mentions that he knew he would see this again. He tells
1318 Diane to give this to Albert, not Sam.
1319 -- Donna comes to Big Ed's Gas Farm looking for James. Mike comes by to
1320 get Donna but Ed kicks him off the property. Nadine yells at Ed about
1321 the drapes and Ed gives Donna James' note for her.
1322 -- Cooper and Truman investigate Laura's diary. The last entry is "Nervous
1323 about meeting J. tonight." There's a safety deposit box key and a bag
1324 with what looks like cocaine residue. C: Diane, I'm holding in my hand
1325 a small box of chocolate bunnies.
1326 -- Andy and team find the train car
1327 -- Cooper and Truman question Bobby. Cooper doesn't think he did it and
1328 shows the picnic video to him. Bobby says he didn't do drugs and
1329 thinks a moment when Cooper mentions the letter J.
1330
1331 3:45 (clock on wall)
1332 -- Audrey walks into the Norwegians' meeting. She mentions Laura's death.
1333 -- Bobby and Mike talk about going after a biker. Lucy overhears.
1334 -- Cooper questions Donna. She says some hiker shot the picnic video.
1335 He wants to know who she's protecting.
1336 -- Lucy is about to tell Cooper what she overheard from Bobby and Mike, but
1337 he already knows - the person they're looking for is a biker.
1338 -- James with the locket on a thong
1339
1340 4:00 pm (approx)
1341 -- "The Norwegians are leaving!" (one of Ben's employees tells the
1342 concierge Ben would be back by 4:00 for the final signing of the deal
1343 with the Norwegians and Ben arrives as the Norwegians are leaving)
1344
1345 4:10 pm (Cooper to Diane)
1346 -- Cooper and Truman at the train car. They find the necklace, on a chain,
1347 with half of the heart and a note, "Fire, walk with me."
1348 -- James with the locket on a thong
1349 -- Sylvia tells the nurse to tell Johnny that Laura won't be coming back
1350
1351 Late afternoon
1352 -- Cooper and Truman at the bank. Inside Laura's safety deposit box are
1353 over $10,000 and a copy of Fleshworld with Ronette's picture in it.
1354 -- Leo finds two kinds of cigarette butts in the ashtray and threatens
1355 Shelly
1356 -- Norma calls Ed. They agree to meet at the Roadhouse at 9:30.
1357
1358 Early evening
1359 -- Town meeting where Cooper addresses the community leaders. He says that
1360 one year ago, almost to the day, in the southwest corner of the state,
1361 a girl by the name of Teresa Banks was found dead and because of
1362 "irrefutable similarities," he believes that same perpetrator killed
1363 Laura and almost killed Ronette.
1364 -- Leo calls Mike looking for Bobby and wanting the other half of the
1365 money ("yesterday," Mike to Bobby, 1001)
1366
1367 9:30 pm (approx) (James to Donna in note)
1368 -- Donna sneaks out after overhearing her parents talk about the necklace.
1369 Harriet works on her poem.
1370 -- Mike and Bobby arrive at the Hayward's looking for Donna. Doc discovers
1371 she is missing. The boys head for the Roadhouse.
1372 -- Doc calls Cooper and Truman who are staking out the Roadhouse about
1373 missing Donna.
1374 -- Ed and Norma talk about leaving their respective spouses for each
1375 other. Cooper and Truman see Mike and Bobby arrive, then Donna.
1376 Truman calls for backup. Fight breaks out, Joey Paulson takes Donna to
1377 meet James. Ed gets his ass kicked by Bobby. His drink was drugged
1378 and the bartender was Jacques Renault. (Ed to Cooper, 1001)
1379 Jacoby follows Leo but loses him and instead follows Joey and Donna.
1380 (Jacoby to Cooper, 2001) Cooper and Truman pursue but lose Joey and
1381 Donna. James and Donna talk about Laura. He says Laura mentioned
1382 something about a guy getting killed. They kiss, then bury the locket.
1383 James is arrested.
1384 -- Doc picks up Donna at the station. James is put in a cell.
1385
1386 12:28 am (Cooper to Diane)
1387 -- Truman and Cooper have coffee and donuts. Truman recommends the
1388 Great Northern for Cooper.
1389 -- Bobby and Mike bark at James. Bobby: "When you least expect it."
1390 -- Truman meets Josie, has been seeing her for about 6 weeks
1391 -- Catherine tells Ben on the phone that Truman is with Josie again, and
1392 they agree to meet to talk about it.
1393 -- Sarah has a vision of the locket on a thong dug up by person
1394 unknown
1395 -- Jacoby digs up the locket (Jacoby to Cooper, 2001)
1396
1397 4:00 am (Nadine to Norma, 1001)
1398 -- Nadine thinks up of the idea of using cotton balls to make her drape
1399 runners silent
1400
140125 Feb (Saturday) [Episode 1001 - 4/12/90, 8/11/90
1402 Written by Mark Frost and David Lynch
1403 Directed by Duwayne Dunham]
1404
1405 6:18 am (Cooper to Diane)
1406 -- Cooper's up and describes the room to Diane
1407
1408 6:50 am (approx) (Cooper tells Diane he'll breakfast in about half-an-hour)
1409 -- Cooper goes to breakfast, where he meets Audrey
1410
1411 Morning
1412 -- Cooper rattles off the day's schedule to Truman, who's stuffin' his face
1413 with a donut. C: "Harry, I really have to urinate!"
1414 -- Cooper and Truman get autopsy results from Dr. Hayward. He couldn't
1415 bring himself to do the autopsy himself.
1416 -- Shelly discovers Leo's shirt soaked with blood and hides it
1417 -- Cooper and Truman question James. He says Laura jumped off his bike
1418 at Sparkwood at 21 last night. He flashes back on Feb 5 when Laura
1419 broke the locket.
1420 -- Leo can't find his shirt
1421 -- Mike and Bobby talk in jail cell about Leo
1422 -- The Donna and Laura picnic video
1423
1424 10:30 am (Donna to Eileen)
1425 -- Donna to mom: Laura's been seeing James for 2 months. Donna is sad but
1426 happy.
1427 -- Cooper meets Ed and gets a call from Albert. Truman and Ed discuss the
1428 stakeout. Ed thinks his drink was drugged at the Roadhouse. The
1429 bartender was Jacques Renault.
1430 -- Norma runs into Nadine buying cotton balls at the general store
1431 -- James released into Ed's custody, Mike and Bobby released
1432
1433 "Just barely morning" (Pete to Josie)
1434 -- Cooper and Truman talk to Josie. Catherine calls Josie to tell her
1435 shutting down the mill the day before cost $87,000. Pete: There was
1436 a fish... *in* the percolator.
1437 -- Catherine meets Ben. They plan to torch the sawmill.
1438
1439 Afternoon
1440 -- Donna visits the Palmers. Sarah has a vision of Laura on Donna, and
1441 killer BOB
1442
1443 Late afternoon/early evening (exterior shot is dark)
1444 -- Hawk questions the Pulaskis, spots one-armed man
1445 -- Ben confronts Audrey about her involvement with the Norwegians leaving
1446 -- Bobby and Major Briggs have words over dinner. Briggs socks Bobby
1447 when he lights up.
1448 -- Cooper and Truman talk to Norma about Laura's involvement with the Meals
1449 on Wheels program, and the Log Lady says her log saw something the night
1450 Laura died.
1451 C: Can I ask her about her log?
1452 T: Many have.
1453
1454 Later in evening
1455 -- Leo cuts open a football then beats up Shelly over the lost shirt
1456 when she gets home
1457 -- James has dinner at the Haywards'
1458 -- Jacoby listens to tape from Laura, takes out the locket on a thong
1459 "Hey what's up doc? It's Laura Palmer, in case you haven't guessed.
1460 I'm making you another one of these tapes, which, as you already know,
1461 I've mailed to you in one of the envelopes you gave me. It's
1462 Thursday the 23rd and I'm so bored. Actually, I'm in kind of a weird
1463 mood. God, James is sweet, but he's so dumb. I should've met you
1464 a long time ago, Dr. Jacoby, 'cause right now I can take just so much
1465 of sweet. I just know I'm gonna get lost in those woods again tonight.
1466 I just know it. Remember me telling you about that mystery man?
1467 Well -
1468 -- Bob Lydecker assaulted outside a bar in Lowtown, a section of Twin Peaks
1469 (Truman to Cooper, 1004)
1470
1471[Episode 1002 - 4/19/90, 8/18/90
1472Written by Mark Frost and David Lynch
1473Directed by David Lynch]
1474
1475Saturday evening (continued)
1476 -- Jerry Horne gets back from Paris with some baguettes. Ben tells him
1477 about the Norwegians leaving and Laura's murder. They go to OEJ.
1478 -- Mr. and Mrs. Hayward hit the sack
1479 -- Ben and Jerry at OEJ. Ben wins the coin toss for the new girl.
1480 Blackie: "When you really want love, you'll find it waiting for you."
1481
1482 Midnight (clock at Haywards')
1483 -- James and Donna have their heart-to-heart
1484 -- Hawk calls Cooper, tells him that Ronette recently quit at the perfume
1485 counter at Horne's and about seeing the OAM
1486 -- Person unknown (Audrey, 1003) slips a note under Cooper's door ("Jack
1487 with one eye")
1488 -- Bobby and Mike meet with Leo in the woods. Bobby sees someone with Leo.
1489 Not all of the coke is in the football since Bobby and Mike don't have
1490 all the money - Laura had the other half. Leo mentions Laura's wild
1491 life and Shelly's infidelity. Leo: "Leo needs a new pair of shoes!"
1492 -- Nadine is up all night working on her silent drape runners (Nadine
1493 to Ed, 1002)
1494
149526 Feb (Sunday)
1496
1497 Morning
1498 -- Ed drops grease on Nadine's drape runners. Nadine's arms bend back.
1499 -- Cooper prepares for his rock/bottle experiment
1500 -- Shelly turns off a commercial for "Invitation to Love" and Bobby visits
1501 -- Ed comes into the RR for a cup of coffee
1502 -- Cooper teaches Truman, Hawk, Andy and Lucy about Tibet.
1503 -- Rock/bottle:
1504 1 "James Hurley, secret boyfriend"
1505 ! 2 "Josie Packard, was instructed in English by
1506 U3 Laura." Bottle wobbled slightly.
1507 !---! 3 "Dr. Lawrence Jacoby, Laura's psychiatrist."
1508 2 ! Bottle was struck but did not break.
1509 ! ! 4 "Johnny Horne, Laura was his special education
1510 !----! ! ! !--1-! tutor." Rock hit trash can.
1511 ! ! ! ! ! ! 5 "Norma Jennings, she helped Laura organize the
1512 ! ! ! ! ! ! Meals on Wheels program."
1513 5 6 "Shelly Johnson, waitress at diner, friend."
1514 Rock hit tree, then Andy.
1515 7 Jack with one eye. No rock thrown.
1516 8 "Leo Johnson, husband of Shelly, drives a truck,
1517 connection with Laura unknown." Bottle struck.
1518
1519 Late morning (after church)
1520 -- Donna meets Audrey at the RR who puts a tune on the juke. A: "God,
1521 I love this music. Isn't it too dreamy?"
1522
1523 Afternoon ("Are we going to have to stand here all afternoon?" Albert to
1524 Lucy)
1525 -- Cooper and Truman examine the bloody rag. Hawk found it 1/2 mile from
1526 the train car. [Albert later says Hawk found it 5 miles away, 2001]
1527 -- Albert and team arrive.
1528 A: What the hell kind of a two-bit operation are they running out
1529 of this treehouse, Cooper?
1530 C: Albert, this is Sheriff Truman.
1531 A: I have seen some slipshod backwater burgs, but the place takes
1532 the cake. What are we waiting for? Christmas?! We've got work to
1533 do damnit! They're putting this girl in the ground tomorrow and
1534 we wasted half the day traveling out here to the middle of nowhere.
1535 C: Albert, I suggest you and your team should get started.
1536 T: I'll have one of my men escort you over to the morgue.
1537 A: That'd be fine.
1538 C: Results from the local pathologist lab. {hands Albert the report}
1539 A: {examining it} Welcome to amateur hour. Looks like an
1540 all-nighter boys.
1541 T: Albert, got a minute? {draws Albert aside} I hear that you're
1542 real good at what you do.
1543 A: Yeah, that's correct.
1544 T: Well, that's good. 'Cause normally if a stranger walked into
1545 my station talkin' that kinda crap, he'd be lookin' for his
1546 teeth two blocks up on queer street.
1547
1548 Night
1549 -- Nadine ecstatic about her now-silent runners
1550 -- Pete and Catherine talk. Pete sneaks safe key to Josie and she finds two
1551 ledgers there.
1552 -- Leland has a breakdown to the strains of Glen Miller. Sarah: What's
1553 going on in this house?!
1554 -- Cooper dreams:
1555 A series of sudden images, as if illuminated by a strobe light with
1556 darkness in between:
1557 Cooper in a chair, the dwarf
1558 Laura's mother running downstairs [from 1000]
1559 BOB at foot of Laura's bed
1560 A bloody cloth [in the railroad car?]
1561 Laura dead
1562 BOB crouched at Laura's bed [Sarah's vision]
1563 The One-Armed Man:
1564 [As written in the script. Some have said the closed caption differs]
1565 Through the darkness of futures past,
1566 The magician longs to see,
1567 One..chance...out..between two worlds...
1568 Fire...walk with me.
1569 We lived among the people -- I think you say convenience store?
1570 We lived above it. I mean it like it is, as it sounds. I too
1571 have been touched by the devilish one; tattoo on the left shoulder.
1572 Ah, but when I saw the face of God, I was changed. I took the
1573 entire arm off. My name is Mike. His name is BOB.
1574 BOB, crouched in some room full of clutter (tantalizingly
1575 unrecognizable metal objects) like an attic or basement. He looks
1576 around and says:
1577 Mike? Mike? Can you hear me? [he turns to look at the camera]
1578 Catch you with my death bag!
1579 You may think I've gone insane, but I promise I *will* kill again!
1580 A small mound of dirt with a gold necklace on it, surrounded by a
1581 ring of twelve candles. A puff of wind; the candles blow out.
1582 An older Agent Cooper (in his 50s or so) is sitting in a red-carpeted,
1583 red-curtained lounge. Laura Palmer is sitting a few chairs away from
1584 him, dressed in a slinky black dress and looking very elegant. There
1585 is a strange scraping noise - a distorted silhouette of a person,
1586 backlit against a doorway -- it seems to be shuddering somehow -- the
1587 scraping noise gets faster. Suddenly the distorted silhouette turns
1588 around. It's The Little Man From Another Place. The scraping sound
1589 was him rubbing his palms together. He's got a cheerful, wide smile,
1590 and he says (in twisted, reversed backwards English):
1591 Let's rock!
1592 He sits in one of the chairs. There is a pause. A black shadow drifts
1593 slowly over the red curtains, over their heads. Laura puts one finger
1594 next to her nose, looking significantly at Cooper. Then:
1595 LMFAP: [to Cooper] I've got good news. That gum you like is going to
1596 come back in style. [noticing Cooper staring at Laura] She's my
1597 cousin. But, doesn't she look almost exactly like Laura Palmer?
1598 Cooper: [to LMFAP] But she is Laura Palmer.
1599 [to Laura] Are you Laura Palmer?
1600 Laura: [arching her back weirdly] I feel like I know her,
1601 but sometimes my arms bend back.
1602 LMFAP: She's filled with secrets. Where we're from, the birds sing a
1603 pretty song, and there's always music in the air.
1604 Slow jazz music begins to play. The Little Man From Another Place
1605 stands and starts a jerky dance. Laura stands, crosses to Cooper,
1606 kisses him, and whispers something in his ear.
1607 -- Cooper jerks awake, with his special Cooper Cowlick pointing straight
1608 up. He calls Truman and says he knows who killed Laura Palmer -
1609 but it can wait till morning.
1610
1611week of Feb 27 ("last week," Shelly to Bobby, 2007)
1612 -- Shelly takes in a pair of Leo's boots for repair. There's a tape
1613 in the heel.
1614
161527 Feb (Monday) [Episode 1003 - 4/26/90, 8/25/90
1616 Written by Harley Peyton
1617 Directed by Tina Rathborne]
1618
1619 7:15 am (Cooper to Diane)
1620 -- Cooper meets with Audrey over breakfast and chat about OEJ and Laura.
1621 He then tells Truman and Lucy about his dream. [In actuality, he
1622 describes the ending to the European version]:
1623 C: Harry, let me tell you about a dream I had last night.
1624 T: Tibet?
1625 C: No... you were there. Lucy, so were you. Harry, my dream is a code
1626 waiting to be solved. Break the code, solve the crime.
1627 L: Break the code, solve the crime...
1628 C: In my dream, Sarah Palmer has a vision of her daughter's killer.
1629 Deputy Hawk sketched his picture. I got a phone call from a
1630 one-armed man named Mike. The killer's name was BOB.
1631 T: Mike and Bobby?
1632 C: No, different Mike, different BOB. They lived above a convenience
1633 store. They had a tatoo: Fire Walk With Me. Mike couldn't stand
1634 the killing anymore, so he cut off his arm. BOB vowed to kill
1635 again, so Mike shot him. Do you know where dreams come from?
1636 T: Not really. L: No, no.
1637 C: Acetylcholine neurons fire high voltage impulses into the forebrain.
1638 These impulses become pictures, the pictures become dreams - but
1639 no one knows why we choose these particular pictures.
1640 T: So what was the end of this dream?
1641 C: Suddenly it was 25 years later. I was old, sitting in a red
1642 room. There was a midget in a red suit and a beautiful woman. The
1643 little man told me that my favorite gum was coming back into style and
1644 didn't his cousin look exactly like Laura Palmer, which she did.
1645 T: What cousin?
1646 C: The beautiful woman. She's filled with secrets; sometimes her arms
1647 bend back; where she's from, the birds sing a pretty song, and
1648 there's always music in the air. The midget did a dance, Laura
1649 kissed me, and she whispered the name of the killer in my ear."
1650 T: Who was it?
1651 C: I don't remember.
1652 T, L: Damn.
1653 C: Harry, our job is simple - break the code, solve the crime.
1654
1655 -- Fight at the morgue - Ben and Doc Hayward won't let Albert continue with
1656 his autopsy
1657 Albert: Mr. Horne, I realize that your position in this fair
1658 community pretty well guarantees venality, insincerity, and a rather
1659 irritating method of expressing yourself. Stupidity, however, is not
1660 a necessarily inherent trait. Therefore, please listen closely - you
1661 can have a funeral any old time. You dig a hole, you plant a coffin.
1662 I, however, cannot perform these tests next year, next month, next
1663 week or tomorrow - I must perform them now. <drill noise--VEEP
1664 VEEP!> I've got a lot of cutting and pasting to do, gentlemen, so
1665 why don't you please return to your porch rockers and resume whittling.
1666 {puts glasses on, starts up the drill, about to drill Laura's head}
1667 Doc: That does it, I'm taking charge of the body and you don't touch
1668 Laura from this moment on. {pulls the drill plug}
1669 A: {whips off the glasses, grabs Doc} The hell you -
1670 {Truman and Cooper arrive as Ben intervenes}
1671 C: Gentlemen, gentlemen!
1672 T: What's going on?
1673 D: Thank God.
1674 A: Cooper, this old fool is obstructing an investigation. Cuff 'im.
1675 D: He won't release Laura's body for the funeral - he's not human.
1676 T: What's the holdup?
1677 A: Please Cooper, I do not suffer fools gladly and fools with badges
1678 never. I want no interference from this hulking boob, is that clear?
1679 T: I've had just about enough of your insults.
1680 A: Well I've had enough of uh, morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces,
1681 dullards and dumbbells, and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering
1682 hayseed, you've had enough of me?
1683 T: Yes, I have. {socks Albert}
1684
1685 Mid to late morning (?)
1686 -- Cousin Madeleine arrives to the strains of "Daddy!" on ItL
1687 -- Norma is told of Hank's pending parole
1688 -- Cooper and Truman talk to Leo
1689 -- Bobby and father have words again
1690
1691 12:27 pm (Cooper to Diane)
1692 -- Cooper and Truman leave for the funeral after Albert's autopsy report
1693 Laura was tied up twice, two kinds of twine. It was cocaine in her
1694 diary, waiting on the toxicology report. Traces of soap at the back
1695 of her neck. Died of numerous cuts. Plastic fragment found in
1696 stomach (portion of OEJ chip with the letter J, fax from Gordon to
1697 Cooper, 1004). Cooper won't sign Albert's report of Truman punching him.
1698 -- Ed and Nadine have a quiet moment. James declines to go to the funeral.
1699 -- Audrey checks on her family through a peephole. Ben and Sylvia fight
1700 over whether or not to take Johnny to the funeral. Dr. Jacoby comforts
1701 Johnny.
1702
1703 Early afternoon
1704 -- Laura's funeral. James and Bobby fight. Leland freaks out.
1705
1706 Evening (full moon)
1707 -- Shelly demonstrates Leland's coffin ride
1708 -- Truman, Hawk, and Ed talk to Cooper about someone running drugs into
1709 Twin Peaks, and about a sort of evil out in the woods
1710 -- Cooper meets the Bookhouse Boys (Truman, Ed, James, Joey, Hawk) and they
1711 question Bernard Renault at the Bookhouse.
1712 -- Jacques calls Leo for help. Shelly hides the gun.
1713 -- Catherine eavesdrops on Josie and Truman. Josie shows Harry the safe,
1714 but one of the ledgers is missing. Catherine has it.
1715 -- Cooper meets Jacoby at the cemetery
1716 -- Josie raises the possibility to Truman of Andrew having been murdered
1717 -- Cooper talks with Hawk about spirits and Laura at the Roadhouse, then the
1718 two take a drunken Leland home.
1719
172028 Feb (Tuesday) [Episode 1004 - 5/3/90, 9/1/90
1721 Written by Robert Engels
1722 Directed by Tim Hunter]
1723
1724 Morning
1725 -- Bernard Renault makes bail (Truman to Cooper)
1726
1727 Day
1728 -- Andy sketches BOB from Sarah Palmer's description. She, at Leland's
1729 insistence, then describes her vision of someone digging up the necklace.
1730 Donna's thinking.
1731 -- Lucy watches ItL
1732 -- Cooper questions Jacoby
1733 -- Gordon calls Cooper. Andy shows the BOB sketch to Cooper.
1734 -- Hawk tracks down the OAM to the Timber Falls motel, where at the
1735 same time, Ben and Catherine are having a rendezvous, and are being
1736 staked out by Josie. Catherine says the bogus ledger has the mill
1737 turning a profit, and tells Ben where the real one is. She picks up
1738 a OEJ chip Ben drops.
1739 -- Cooper and the boys arrive. Andy drops his gun and it goes off. They
1740 question Philip Michael Gerard. His suitcase is full of shoes and he
1741 says he lost his arm in a car accident and his tattoo said "Mom" (Bob?).
1742 -- Audrey gets Donna to agree to help her find Laura's killer
1743 -- Norma goes to Hank's parole meeting, who's sporting a 3:3 domino
1744 -- Cooper and the boys visit the Lydecker Clinic and confiscate files
1745 -- Bobby has rendezvous with Shelly and she gives him Leo's bloody shirt
1746 -- Cooper, Truman, Hawk and Andy practice in the shooting range. Lucy's
1747 mad at Andy.
1748 -- James runs into Madeleine Ferguson at the RR diner, after speaking with
1749 Donna on the phone
1750
1751 5:00 pm (approx) (parole board'll call about 5)
1752 -- Norma gets a call from the prison. Hank is being paroled.
1753 -- Ben talks to Jerry about some Icelanders, then Audrey talks to Ben about
1754 learning the family business by starting work at the department store.
1755 Someone (Leo) calls Ben to meet him in half an hour.
1756 -- A fax arrives from Gordon with a reconstruction of the plastic piece
1757 found in Laura's stomach. Andy comes across the file on Waldo, a mynah
1758 bird belonging to Jacques Renault. The cops race to Jacques' apartment.
1759 They find Leo's bloody shirt there, planted by Bobby.
1760
1761 5:30 pm (approx) ("meet me in 1/2 an hour," Ben to Leo)
1762 -- Ben meets Leo by the river and they make plans about setting fire to the
1763 mill. Bernard's body is lying on the ground. Leo confesses to killing
1764 him and reports that frere Jacques is hiding out in Canada.
1765 Leo tapes this conversation. (tape, 2008)
1766 B: Nice touch, Leo. Bright red sports car for a secret meeting. Nice.
1767
1768 Evening
1769 -- James and Donna go to the buried necklace and find it missing. An owl
1770 watches. Donna talks James out of going to the police.
1771
1772 12:50 am (clock on table)
1773 -- Pete chats with Josie and retires. She gets a call from Hank. Hawk
1774 sucks on a domino.
1775
177601 Mar (Wednesday) [Episode 1005 - 5/10/90, 9/8/90
1777 Written by Mark Frost
1778 Directed by Lesli Linka Glatter]
1779
1780 4:28 am (Cooper to Diane) (full moon)
1781 -- Cooper is woken up by singing Icelanders
1782
1783 Morning
1784 -- Cooper meets Audrey in the hotel restaurant
1785 -- Ben and Jerry discuss the Sons of Odin. Jerry's got a leg of lamb.
1786 -- Cooper meets Truman and Andy at Jacques' place. The blood on Leo's shirt
1787 is determined to be AB-. It doesn't match Laura's but matches Jacques'.
1788
1789 9:14 am (clock on wall)
1790 -- Lucy's out sick (Cooper to Lucy, 1006)
1791 -- Nadine is off to the patent office in Fairville
1792 -- Bobby has breakfast at Shelly's. Andy comes looking for Leo. Leo calls.
1793 -- Norma drops by Ed's and they agree to cool their relationship for awhile
1794 -- Audrey has her job interview at daddy's store. She threatens the manager
1795 Emory Battis and gets a job at the perfume counter. A: I'm Audrey Horne
1796 and I get what I want. Understand?
1797 -- James and Donna meet. His dad was a musician who ran off and his mom's
1798 an alcoholic.
1799 -- Cooper discovers Laura's ad in Fleshworld
1800 -- Madeleine meets with James and Donna at the RR and agrees to help them
1801 -- Hank, now out on parole, shows up at the RR to start work. Shelly
1802 watches ItL.
1803 -- The Briggs family goes to see Dr. Jacoby. Jacoby asks if Laura laughed
1804 and Bobby cried after the first time they had sex. Bobby says Laura
1805 made him sell drugs so she could get them.
1806 -- Cooper, Truman, Hawk, and Doc Hayward go hiking:
1807 As they approach the cabin, a crow lands on a nearby branch and
1808 eyes them. The Log Lady appears and the crow caws.
1809 LL: "It's about time you got here."
1810 {To no one in particular} "They move so slowly when they're not
1811 afraid. Come on, then, my log does not judge."
1812 { They follow her inside. }
1813 LL: "I've got tea. I've got cookies. No cake."
1814 Coop: "That's very kind ma'am, but I don't believe..."
1815 Hawk: "What kind of cookies?"
1816 LL: "Sugar. The owls won't see us in here."
1817 Doc: "A cup of tea would be very nice."
1818 LL: {To HST & Coop} "Shut your eyes and you'll burst into flames."
1819 HST: {Strolling to the table} "Thanks Margaret."
1820 LL: "We'll let it steep."
1821 { All sitting at the table. Coop goes for a cookie, and Margaret
1822 slaps his hand. }
1823 LL: "Wait for the tea. The fish aren't running."
1824 HST: "You've been expecting us, Margaret?"
1825 LL: "You're two days late, but that's your concern. My log saw
1826 something, something significant."
1827 HST: "What did your log see?"
1828 LL: "Tea first. Then be ready."
1829 "My husband was a logging man. He met the devil. Fire is the devil
1830 hiding like a coward in the smoke."
1831 Doc: "It was the day after the wedding, wasn't it Margaret?"
1832 Hawk: "The wood holds many spirits, doesn't it Margaret?"
1833 LL: {Gesturing with log to Coop} "You can ask it now."
1834 Coop: "What did you see that night - the night Laura Palmer was killed."
1835 LL: "I'll do the talking."
1836 "Dark. Laughing. The owls were flying. Many things were blocked.
1837 Laughing. Two men. Two girls. Flashlights pass by the woods over
1838 the ridge. The owls were near. The dark was pressing in on her.
1839 Quiet then. Later, footsteps. One man passed by. Screams.
1840 Far away. Terrible. Terrible. One voice."
1841 Coop: "Man or girl?"
1842 LL: "Girl. Further up over the ridge, the owls were silent."
1843 { As they leave on the way to discovering Jacques' cabin, the crow leaves
1844 the branch it has been on all this time and follows, landing on a branch
1845 when they stop once again. We get a close-up of its blinking eye. }
1846
1847 4:00 pm (cuckoo clock)
1848 -- Cooper, Truman, Hawk, and Doc find Jacques' cabin and discover clues
1849 given to Cooper in his dream - music, red drapes, twine, blood, OEJ
1850 chip missing the J portion.
1851
1852 Evening
1853 -- Party at the Great Northern for the Icelanders. Ben and Catherine meet
1854 in private, Audrey eavesdrops. Catherine confronts Ben about the OEJ
1855 chip, slaps him 3 times, says lets burn the mill now.
1856 -- Leland freaks out to music
1857 -- Madeleine calls Donna. She found a tape of Laura's.
1858 -- Back at the party, Ben surreptitiously meets with Josie. She found the
1859 ledger where he said it would be. Ben: "we can proceed. Tomorrow
1860 night."
1861 -- Leo gets home and is beat up by Hank. "I told you to mind the store, not
1862 open up your own franchise." Leo gets pissed at Shelly who shoots him.
1863 -- Cooper arrives back at his room to find Audrey in his bed
1864
1865[Episode 1006 - 5/17/90, 9/8/90
1866Written by Harley Peyton
1867Directed by Caleb Deschanel]
1868
1869Wednesday evening (continued) (1/2 moon)
1870 -- Cooper has a talk (and that's all) with Audrey
1871
187202 Mar (Thursday)
1873
1874 Morning
1875 -- Andy arrives at the station. Lucy won't talk to him and gets a call from
1876 a doctor.
1877 -- Cooper, Truman, and Doc Hayward are trying to get Waldo to speak
1878 -- Hawk shows up with a forensics report on Jacques' cabin and says that
1879 Jacques is now working as a dealer at OEJ. There were definitely 3
1880 guests at Jacques' cabin - Laura, Ronette, and Leo.
1881
1882 Afternoon
1883 -- Leo spots Bobby arriving at his house to see Shelly. She tells him she
1884 shot Leo. Leo then takes off when he hears on the police band radio
1885 about Waldo.
1886 -- Maddy, Donna, and James listen to the tape that Maddy found.
1887 What's up doc? Just a few words before I go to sleep. I feel
1888 like I'm gonna dream tonight. Big bad ones, you know? The kind
1889 you like. It's easier talking into the recorder. I guess I feel
1890 like I can say anything. All my secrets - the naked ones. I know
1891 you like those, doc. I know you like me too. That'll be my little
1892 secret, okay? Just like your little coconut. Why is it so easy
1893 to make men like me? And I don't even have to try very hard.
1894 Maybe if it was harder -
1895 They plot to get the missing tape (2/23) they believe Jacoby has.
1896 -- Audrey and another girl, Jenny, are working the perfume counter at
1897 Horne's. Audrey hides in manager Emory Battis' office to listen in on
1898 his conversation with Jenny concerning her sideline work at OEJ.
1899 -- Cooper receives his ear plugs (Cooper to Diane, 1007)
1900
1901 12:10 pm (clock on wall)
1902 -- At the RR Diner, Hank palms a lighter that a customer left, and
1903 has thoughts about Big Ed after a talk with Shelly. Truman comes in with
1904 Cooper and warns Hank to keep clean.
1905 -- Audrey gets Black Rose's number from Jenny
1906 -- Nadine is home watching "Invitation to Love" and feeling miserable
1907 because the patent attorney she went to didn't like her drape runner
1908 idea. Ed comes in, comforts her, and encourages her to keep trying.
1909 -- Truman stops by Josie's and asks about her being at the Timber Falls
1910 Motel on Tuesday. She tries to deny it but then tells him about Ben and
1911 Catherine and about overhearing Catherine's plan to burn the mill.
1912 -- Letter from Harold to Donna (Look into the Meals on Wheels) arrives at
1913 the RR (Norma to Donna, 2001)
1914
1915 Evening (Cooper to Truman)
1916 -- Truman and Ed rendezvous with Cooper at the hotel. Truman tells Cooper
1917 about Josie's problem. Cooper seems suspicious. Audrey shows up looking
1918 for Cooper just as they leave.
1919 -- Mr. Neff, an insurance agent, shows up at Catherine's about an unsigned
1920 policy. Josie was to get $1,000,000 upon Catherine's death. Neff
1921 offers to help Catherine.
1922 -- Catherine finds her bogus ledger missing
1923 -- Audrey leaves a note under Cooper's door and notices an Asian man
1924 (Tojamura's assistant) checking in a couple of doors down from Cooper
1925 -- Leo shoots Waldo and drives off, but not before Waldo's last words are
1926 recorded. "Laura, Laura, don't go there. Hurting me, hurting me. Stop
1927 it, stop it, stop it. Leo, no, Leo no."
1928 -- Cooper and Ed show up at OEJ posing as "Fred and Barney" and meet
1929 Blackie. Ed craps, Cooper jacks.
1930 -- Maddy sneaks out, though she is seen by Leland, to meet James and Donna.
1931 -- Ben and Jerry eat ice cream, then Jerry goes off with the Icelanders to
1932 OEJ for a signing party for the Ghostwood deal
1933 -- Ben calls Josie about Catherine. Josie says she'll "get Catherine there"
1934 and that it is "planned for tonight."
1935 -- Audrey meets Blackie. She ties a cherry stem into a knot with her
1936 tongue, and is hired at OEJ
1937 -- Jacques relieves the previous dealer at the blackjack table where Cooper
1938 is playing
1939 -- Dr. Jacoby is watching ItL on tv when he gets a call from "Laura." At the
1940 gazebo, Maddy, disguised as Laura, is waiting with James and Donna
1941 and Bobby is watching them. The whole tableaux is being watched by a
1942 mysterious heavy breather.
1943 -- Jacoby takes off to find out what's going on with "Laura" while James and
1944 Donna sneak into his office to search for the missing tape. Bobby has
1945 followed them there and sticks a bag of cocaine in James' gas tank.
1946
1947[Episode 1007 - 5/23/90, 9/15/90
1948Written and directed by Mark Frost]
1949
1950Thursday evening/Friday morning (continued)
1951 -- James and Donna enter Jacoby's place, find paper umbrellas, the (slightly
1952 different) missing tape and half the locket on a chain
1953 -- Jacoby, watching "Laura" is beaten by person unknown (Leland). He smells
1954 scorched engine oil (Jacoby to Cooper, 2003)
1955 -- Audrey meets with Blackie and notices Cooper on a monitor
1956 -- Cooper talks with Jacques, sets him up. Jacques says the bird had a
1957 thing for Laura. Leo put a chip in Laura's mouth while the bird was
1958 attacking her and said, "bite the bullet, baby."
1959 -- Leo kidnaps Shelly
1960 -- Jacques arrested, struggles, is about to shoot Truman when Andy shoots
1961 him
1962 -- James, Maddy, and Donna listen to the tape, as Will takes off for a
1963 hospital emergency.
1964 "Hey what's up doc? It's Laura, in case you haven't guessed. It's
1965 Thursday the 23rd and I'm so bored. Actually, I'm in kind of a weird
1966 mood. God, James is sweet, but he's so dumb. And right now I can only
1967 take so much of sweet. Hey, remember that mystery man I told you
1968 about? Well, if I tell you his name then you're gonna be in trouble.
1969 He wouldn't be such a mystery man anymore, but you might be history,
1970 man. I think a couple of times he's tried to kill me. But guess what?
1971 As you know, I sure got off on it. Isn't sex weird? This guy can
1972 really light my F-I-R-E. He's a red corvette... Uh oh, here comes mom
1973 with milk and cookies. Later, Lawrence. Bye bye."
1974 -- Leo prepares to burn the mill with Shelly tied up in it. Timer set for
1975 one hour.
1976 -- Nadine writes a note and takes pills
1977 -- Hank receives $90,000 from Josie for the job 18 months ago. He says
1978 doing business with someone is for life and slits both their thumbs.
1979 -- Catherine is upset. She can't find the ledger. She deviously asks for
1980 Pete's help.
1981 -- Ed, Hawk, and Andy tell other deputies what happened within earshot of
1982 Lucy. Andy makes his move and she announces she is pregnant.
1983 -- Lucy receives call from "Leo" (Bobby) to check out James. "He's an easy
1984 rider."
1985 -- Cooper and Truman question Jacques. He was in the cabin with Leo, Laura,
1986 and Ronette. He and Leo had fought and had hit him with a whisky bottle.
1987 -- Hayward tells Cooper and Truman that Jacoby said he saw Laura at the
1988 gazebo before he passed out
1989 -- Catherine gets a call from Hank. "It's at the mill, what you're looking
1990 for."
1991 -- Hank tries to sweet talk Norma
1992
1993 3:25 am (clock on wall)
1994 -- Ed finds Nadine unconscious. He calls for an ambulance. The address is
1995 422 Riverside.
1996 -- Lucy gives message to Cooper and Truman from Leo (Bobby). Leland asks
1997 Truman about a suspect.
1998 -- James gives Cooper Laura's tape. Cooper tells him Jacoby is in the
1999 hospital and confronts him about the cocaine found in his gas tank.
2000 -- Icelanders (Einar Thorson) sign the Ghostwood contract
2001 -- Ben tells Hank to proceed
2002 -- Bobby goes to see Shelly, is attacked by Leo, who is shot by Hank
2003 -- Catherine finds Shelly and frees her. Fire starts. C: I can't
2004 understand a word you're saying... you have a thing in your mouth!
2005 -- Leland kills Jacques. Jacoby sees him. (Jacoby to Cooper, 2003)
2006 -- Pete goes into burning sawmill after Catherine
2007 -- Ben signs the contract and goes to see the new girl (Audrey)
2008 "Close your eyes. This is the stuff as dreams are made of."
2009
2010 4:37 am (Cooper to Diane)
2011 -- Cooper returns to his room, notices the quiet, picks up a note addressed,
2012 "My special agent," receives a phone call from Andy and is shot by person
2013 unknown. It's Josie (2016).
2014 -- Briggs receives the message "The owls are not what they seem" ("around
2015 the time I was shot," Cooper to Briggs, 2002)
2016
2017 (approx)
2018 -- Windom Earle escapes from the mental institution. (Albert arrives on
2019 Friday and tells Cooper on Saturday.)
2020
202103 Mar (Friday) [Episode 2001 - 9/30/90
2022 Written by Mark Frost
2023 Directed by David Lynch]
2024
2025 Early morning (4:45? am)
2026 -- Room service waiter delivers Cooper's warm milk, hangs up phone on
2027 Andy. "I've heard about you."
2028 -- The Giant appears:
2029 G: I will tell you three things. If I tell them to you and they come
2030 true, then will you believe me?
2031 C: Who's that?
2032 G: Think of me as a friend.
2033 C: Where do you come from?
2034 G: {Shaking head} The question is: where have you gone?
2035 The 1st thing I will tell you is: There's a man in a smiling bag.
2036 C: Man in a smiling bag...
2037 G: The 2nd thing is: The owl's are not what they seem.
2038 The 3rd thing is: Without chemicals, he points.
2039 C: What do these things mean?
2040 G: This is all I'm permitted to say. Give me your ring. I will
2041 return it to you when you find these things to be true.
2042 {Takes Coop's ring} We want to help.
2043 C: Who's we?
2044 G: One last thing. Leo locked inside Hungry Horse. There's a clue at
2045 Leo's house. You _will_ require medical attention.
2046 -- Jerry gives heroin to Blackie
2047 -- Audrey evades Ben, Jerry calls him away: Brother Ben, we got an S-N-A-G.
2048 -- Cooper tells Diane things he'd like to've done until Andy, Hawk, and
2049 Truman arrive
2050
2051 7:45 am (Doc to Cooper)
2052 -- Lucy updates Cooper. Truman and Doc Hayward are present.
2053 C: Doc, when the will is invoked, the recuperative powers of the physical
2054 body are simply extraordinary. Just give me a couple of hours to
2055 get dressed.
2056 -- Shelly, in her hospital bed, cries for Bobby
2057
2058 Morning
2059 -- Cooper sees Jacques' body wheeled away in a bag
2060 C: Is that bag smiling?
2061 Truman: Smiling?
2062 Lucy: What's there to smile about?
2063 -- Ronette has a vision, "Laura..."
2064
2065 Day
2066 -- Sarah asks Maddy if she misses Beth (her mom). Maddy describes her
2067 dream (the rug) and Leland sports a new 'do, singing Mairzy Doats:
2068 Mairzy doats and dozy doats
2069 and little lambzy divy.
2070 A kiddly divy, too, wooden shoe?
2071 Now if the words sounds queer,
2072 and funny to your ear,
2073 a little bit jumbled and jivy,
2074 Sing:
2075 Mares eat oats and does eats oats
2076 and little lambs eat ivy.
2077 A kid'll eat ivy, too, wouldn't you?
2078 Maddy sees something in the rug. [BOB in the European TV version]
2079 -- Ben and Jerry talk. Ben wants to know about Catherine and Leo's status.
2080 Leland arrives, singing Mairzy Doats. The brothers dance.
2081 -- Cooper determines what happened at Leo's.
2082 C: Sheriff, get your mind off Shelly - for a moment.
2083 Hawk finds a tarp smelling of gasoline. Albert and team arrive. Andy
2084 steps on a board and walks like a chicken, underneath are a pair of
2085 Circle Brand boots and cocaine.
2086 A: And it's another great moment in law enforcement history.
2087 -- "Hot _damn_, that pie's good!"
2088 -- Maddy meets with Donna at the RR and gives her Laura's shades that she
2089 wanted and breaks her own. They agree to keep it quiet about the
2090 happenings last night at the gazebo.
2091 D: Maybe the sun won't go up tomorrow if you wash your hair. Think
2092 like that and you're gonna go crazy.
2093 Norma gives Donna a letter that got to the RR "yesterday:" Look into
2094 the Meals on Wheels. The log lady spits out her gum.
2095 -- Albert examines Cooper: "You were shot by a right handed person 5 foot
2096 6 to 5 foot 10 inches tall at a distance of less than 3 feet."
2097 Cooper tries to get Albert to open up to the locals.
2098 A: Great. After the square dance, maybe we can all take a hayride.
2099 Andy reports that Leo was in jail in Hungry Horse, Montana on 2/9/88.
2100 A: Where do they keep his water dish?
2101 -- The OAM arrives at the station to "sell shoes" to Truman (to Lucy)
2102 -- Truman questions James. Cooper demands and gets the locket on a thong
2103 from James.
2104 C: Jacoby! I didn't figure he had anything to do with this at all.
2105 Sometimes, you just get lucky.
2106 -- Donna arrives at the station in Laura's shades, smoking and meets
2107 James in his cell.
2108 J: When did you start smoking?
2109 D: I smoke every once in a while. Helps relieve tension.
2110 J: When did you get so tense?
2111 D: When I started smoking.
2112 -- Cooper has Andy and Lucy look through the back issues of the last three
2113 years of Fleshworld for Teresa Banks.
2114 C to D: Diane, just received the back issues of Fleshworld. Good work.
2115 It's nice to see some cooperation with the law especially from
2116 a company that preys on human weaknesses.
2117 -- Hayward examines Jacoby, who's reeling from the hospital food. Cooper
2118 and Truman arrive. Cooper confronts Jacoby with the locket on a thong.
2119 C: I don't want any baloney, magic tricks or psychological mumbo jumbo.
2120 Jacoby said the night after Laura died, he followed Leo, lost him,
2121 saw and followed James and Donna and dug up the locket.
2122 J: Laura was, was in fact, no she was living a double life. Two people.
2123 Yeah, but then, then when I saw her that last time, she
2124 I dunno, she seemed to've reached a kind of peace with herself. Now
2125 I believe that what she in fact, she had arrived at was the decision
2126 to end her life.
2127 T: Are you saying Laura wanted to die?
2128 C: Doctor, Laura Palmer did not commit suicide.
2129 J: No, no, but maybe she allowed herself to be killed.
2130 Jacoby says he smelled scorched engine oil the night before. (In fact it
2131 was at the gazebo, Jacoby to Cooper under hypnosis, 2003)
2132 -- Bobby visits Shelly, brings her flowers
2133 -- Cooper, Truman, and Albert spot Bobby in the hospital. A: Sheriff
2134 Truman, to see this kind of investigative genius at work is just a
2135 real treat for me.
2136 They meet Ed in the hall.
2137 Ed: I never believed in fate, Agent Cooper. Always felt, you make your
2138 own way, you take care of your own, and you pick up after yourself.
2139 Albert: Farmer's Almanac?
2140 Cooper: Albert, I would like to speak to Ed.
2141 Truman: Albert, I'll buy you a cup of coffee.
2142 Ed tells his tale of how he was with Norma but married Nadine and
2143 shot her eye out accidently on their honeymoon. James drops by. Cooper
2144 sees the smiling bag. Albert goes to check in at the Great Northern.
2145 C: Harry, when Albert finishes up at the Great Northern, we'll
2146 meet back at the station. I'm ready to lay the whole thing out.
2147 T: Rocks and bottles?
2148 C: Chalk and blackboard will be just fine.
2149 T: Jelly donuts?
2150 C: Harry, that goes without saying.
2151 -- Doc to Nurse: Nurse, I really mean it. You better speak to that kitchen.
2152 Pete is disgusted by the hospital food.
2153 -- Norma visits Shelly in her room, then sees Ed caring over Nadine
2154 -- Bobby runs into his father at the RR:
2155 MB: "Bobby, may I share something with you?"
2156 BB: "Okay."
2157 MB: "A vision I had in my sleep last night, as distinguished from a
2158 dream, which is mere sorting and cataloguing of the day's events by
2159 the subconscious. This was a vision, fresh and clear as a mountain
2160 stream, the mind revealing itself to itself. In my vision, I was on
2161 the veranda of a vast estate, a palazzo of some fantastic proportion.
2162 There seemed to emanate from it a light from within, this gleaming,
2163 radiant marble. I'd known this place. I had in fact been
2164 born and raised there. This was my first return. A reunion with the
2165 deepest well-springs of my being. Wandering about, I noticed happily
2166 that the house had been immaculately maintained. There'd been added
2167 a number of additional rooms, but in a way that blended so seamlessly
2168 with the original construction, one would never detect any difference.
2169 Returning to the house's grand foyer, there came a knock at the door.
2170 My son was standing there. He was happy and carefree, clearly living
2171 a life of deep harmony and joy. We embraced, a warm and loving
2172 embrace, nothing withheld. We were, in this moment, one. My vision
2173 ended and I awoke with a tremendous feeling of optimism and
2174 confidence in you and your future. That was my vision of you. I'm
2175 so glad to have had this opportunity to share it with you. I wish
2176 you nothing but the very best in all things."
2177 BB: "Thank you Dad."
2178 Bobby appears moved. Hank asks Briggs how the pie was and salutes him.
2179 -- Norma won't talk about Shelly and Bobby recognizes Hank as he who
2180 shot Leo.
2181 -- Cooper and Albert tell their theory of what happened on 2/23:
2182 C: The night Laura Palmer was killed, it appears she made 2
2183 appointments. In her diary, she had written, "Nervous about
2184 meeting J. tonight." I now believe this was a reference to James
2185 Hurley. She was nervous because she planned to tell him she
2186 didn't want to see him anymore. Before she snuck out of the
2187 house, she received a phone call.
2188 A: We believe it was Leo Johnson making a second appointment
2189 for some time later that night.
2190 C: Laura met James, was with him until 12:30 when, at the intersection
2191 of Sparkwood and 21, she jumped from the bike and ran into
2192 the woods. We believe that it was there that she met up with
2193 Jacques Renault, Leo Johnson and Ronette Pulaski. Together
2194 they drove to the foot of the trail leading to Jacques' cabin.
2195 They climbed the trail, they were heard passing by the cabin of
2196 the Log Lady. They reached Jacques Renault's cabin at approximately
2197 1 am. Drugs and alcohol were consumed. Laura was tied up
2198 and had sexual relations with both Leo and Jacques. Waldo the
2199 bird was let out of his cage and attacked Laura. Leo and
2200 Jacques fought. Jacques went outside and passed out. When he
2201 came to, Leo and the girls were gone. We believe Leo hiked
2202 back down the trail to his Corvette alone, leaving the girls behind.
2203 A: The reason being, there was a third man.
2204 C: Deputy Hawk found evidence of a third man outside the window
2205 of Jacques' cabin.
2206 A: The third man took Laura and Ronette to the train car, where
2207 they were tied up. Laura for the 2nd time, Ronette for the 1st.
2208 C: Using a blunt object, the killer hit Ronette and knocked her
2209 unconscious. He must've been so intent on killing Laura, he
2210 didn't realize that Ronette regained consciousness and escaped.
2211 A: He either didn't know or he didn't care. He made a small mound
2212 of dirt and put the half heart necklace of Laura's on top. He
2213 then placed a small cut out letter R under the nail of her
2214 left ring finger. You'll recall he placed the letter T under
2215 the fingernail of Teresa Banks. He, uh, left a note written in
2216 blood, "Fire, walk with me."
2217 C: Here's the interesting thing. The blood on the note was tested.
2218 It doesn't match Leo's, Jacques', Laura's or Ronette's.
2219 A: So we surmise the killer wrote the note in his own blood. It's a
2220 rare type, AB negative. The towel that Deputy Hawk found five
2221 miles down the tracks was soaked in blood of that type. He
2222 also found, near the towel, scraps of faded paper.
2223 C: The scraps may have been left by the killer. They'll be sent
2224 back to Washington DC for testing.
2225 {Andy cries}
2226 A: I know, Andy, I know, I know, I know. It's what we call a real
2227 three hanky crime.
2228 Andy: Albert Roserfelt. I don't like the way you talk smart about
2229 Sheriff Truman or anybody. You just shut your mouth! {Exits}
2230 C: Laura Palmer is dead. Jacques Renault is dead. Ronette
2231 Pulaski and Leo Johnson are in comas. Waldo the bird is dead.
2232 This leaves only the third man.
2233 -- Truman gives Pete a ride home.
2234 P: This smoke inhalation is nasty business. I feel like somebody
2235 taped my lips to the tailpipe of a bus.
2236 Josie left a note; she went to Seattle, she goes shopping every 3
2237 months. An Asian man (Jonathan) calls, asking for her, then he makes a
2238 collect call to Hong Kong.
2239 -- Ben and Jerry meet with Hank. Hank confirms he put Catherine in the mill
2240 and shot Leo.
2241 H: He was chopping wood.
2242 J: Chopping wood? Inside?
2243 H: Yeah, you know Leo.
2244 J: Wait a minute. Chopping wood? Inside?!
2245 H: Yeah. You know Leo.
2246 They hope to frame the arson on her and Leo.
2247 B: Hank, leave the creative thinking to the brothers Horne. You're
2248 a bicep. Relax, until we say "flex."
2249 -- Audrey meets with Blackie, who's not pleased with her not satisfying the
2250 owner
2251 -- Andrew helps out Catherine to survive (Catherine to Pete, 2014)
2252
2253 Night
2254 -- Donna calls Norma about taking over Laura's Meals on Wheels route.
2255 She'll use the RR station wagon.
2256 -- At the Hayward Supper Club, Gersten plays the piano and Harriet
2257 recites a poem:
2258 "It was Laura
2259 And I saw her glowing.
2260 In the dark woods,
2261 I saw her smiling.
2262 We were crying
2263 And I saw her laughing.
2264 In our sadness,
2265 I saw her dancing.
2266 It was Laura
2267 Living in my dreams.
2268 It was Laura.
2269 The glow was life.
2270 Her smile was to say
2271 It was all right to cry.
2272 The woods was our sadness.
2273 The dance was her calling.
2274 It was Laura
2275 And she came to kiss me goodbye."
2276 Donna sits on her hands. Leland sings "Get Happy" and collapses.
2277
2278 11:55 pm (Cooper to Diane)
2279 -- Cooper goes to bed. C to D: I'm dog tired. A man can only go long
2280 without submitting to a period of rest. For as we know from experiments
2281 conducted on American GI's during the Korean War, sleep deprivation
2282 is a one way ticket to temporary psychosis. And I'm working on a
2283 3 day jag.
2284 -- Audrey prays for Cooper
2285 -- The Giant returns:
2286 G: "Sorry to wake you."
2287 C: "I'm not dreaming."
2288 G: "I forgot to tell you something."
2289 C: "You were right about the smiling bag."
2290 G: "The things I tell you will not be wrong. Better to listen then to
2291 talk."
2292 C: "I believe you."
2293 G: "Don't search for all the answers at once. A path is formed by
2294 laying one stone at a time. One person saw the third man. Three have
2295 seen him, yes. But not his body. One only, known to you, ready now
2296 to talk. One more thing: you forgot something."
2297 C: "What?"
2298 { Flash of green gets zapped into Coop. He lies alone in the dark,
2299 blinking. }
2300 -- Ronette has a vision. Train car, BOB with dead Laura and the mound
2301 of dirt. BOB running, teeth clamping down. Laura screaming, BOB
2302 pounding. Laura dead, BOB laughing.
2303
230404 Mar (Saturday) [Episode 2002 - 10/6/90
2305 Written by Harley Peyton
2306 Directed by David Lynch]
2307
2308 Morning
2309 -- Cooper talks to Albert about Tibet over breakfast:
2310 C: Buddhist tradition first came to the land of snow in the fifth
2311 century AD. The first Tibetan came to be touched by the Dharma was
2312 King Hathatha Rignamputsan. He and succeeding generations came to be
2313 collectively called the Happy Generations. Now some historians place
2314 them in the Water Snake Year, two-thirteen AD; others in the year
2315 of the water ox 173 AD. Amazing isn't it? The Happy Generations.
2316 A: Agent Cooper, I am thrilled to pieces that the Dharama came to King
2317 Hohoho, I really am, but right now I am trying hard to focus on the
2318 more immediate problems of our own century right here in Twin Peaks.
2319 C: Albert, you'd be surprised at the connection between the two.
2320 A: Color me amazed.
2321 Albert tells of Cooper's ex-partner Windom Earle escaping from a mental
2322 institution. The Asian man (Jonathan) watches Cooper drink coffee.
2323 A: I performed the autopsy on Jacques Renault. Stomach contents
2324 revealed, let's see. Beer cans, a Maryland license plate, half
2325 a bicycle tire, a gota, and a small wooden puppet. Goes by the
2326 name of Pinocchio.
2327 C: Albert, you're making a joke.
2328 A: I like to think of myself as one of the happy generations.
2329
2330 9:00 am (Donna to Norma, 2001)
2331 -- Donna meets Norma regarding Meals on Wheels
2332
2333 Afternoon
2334 -- Donna delivers a meal to Mrs. Tremond/Chalfont. "I requested no creamed
2335 corn. Do you see creamed corn on this plate?" Her grandson makes the
2336 creamed corn disappear. "Sometimes things can happen just like this."
2337 "J'ai une a^me solitaire." Tremond/Chalfont mentions Harold next door
2338 and Donna leaves a note under his door. "She seemed like a very nice
2339 girl."
2340 -- Cooper and Truman see Ronette and wrestle with the stools. They show
2341 sketches of Leo and BOB to her. She reacts violently to the second.
2342 "Tr- tr- tr-"
2343 -- Ben and Jerry contemplate over which ledger to burn then decide to roast
2344 marshmallows
2345 -- Andy fights scotch tape at the RR. The Log Lady enters and Norma tells
2346 not to spit her gum out in the restaurant so she swallows it.
2347 LL: You wear shiny objects on your chest.
2348 Major: Yes, I do.
2349 LL: Are you proud?
2350 M: No, achievement is its own reward. Pride obscures it. Cream?
2351 The Log Lady then tells the Major to "deliver the message" and chews her
2352 gum again.
2353 -- Andy tells Lucy he's sterile:
2354 Listen to me, Lucy Moran, you just listen. When the Takoma
2355 Sperm Bank was looking for donors, naturally I applied. It's my civic
2356 duty and I like whales. A routine physical examination revealed that
2357 I'm sterile. Sure I thought it meant I didn't have to take a
2358 bath, but the doctors told me the truth. They told me I can't have
2359 babies. So what I wanna know now is why are you having one and how?
2360 -- Hank sees Cooper and Truman, signs his parole form. Hank was a Bookhouse
2361 Boy. Ben calls: Audrey's missing.
2362 -- Jerry shows Ben the unsigned insurance policy. Ben calls Einar Thorson -
2363 Leland's already called. Leland recognizes Bob; he lived next door to
2364 his grandfather's summer home on Pearl Lake.
2365 B: Jerry? Please kill leland.
2366 J: Is this real Ben? Or some strange and twisted dream?
2367
2368 8:08 pm (clock on wall)
2369 -- Shelly sees Leo on life support. Norma's waiting to drive her home.
2370 -- Lucy gets a call but hangs up on him because he remains anonymous
2371 -- At OEJ, Audrey questions Battis. He recruited Laura and Ronette to work
2372 at OEJ. Laura used drugs one weekend so they got rid of her.
2373 -- Bobby and Shelly scheme over Leo
2374
2375 Night
2376 -- Cooper reports Windom Earle's flight to Diane. The Major visits.
2377 BRIGGS: I have a message for you.
2378 COOPER: From whom?
2379 BRIGGS: I'm not at liberty to reveal the nature of my work. This
2380 secrecy pains me from time to time. Any bureaucracy that
2381 functions in secret inevitably lends itself to corruption.
2382 But these rules I have pledged to uphold and I believe a
2383 pledge is sacred.
2384 Briggs shows Cooper the message: /THE/OWLS/ARE/NOT/WHAT/THEY/SEEM/
2385 It came from the woods of Twin Peaks (Riley to Cooper, 2012)
2386 -- James sings with Donna and Maddy. James and Maddy exchange looks, Donna
2387 gets jealous, then gets a call from Harold Smith. Maddy sees BOB, who
2388 climbs over the sofa to her, brushing and rotating the vase on the coffee
2389 table to exactly the position it was before the vision.
2390 -- Cooper dreams. Giant, Ronette, walking man. "The owls are not what
2391 they seem," says the Giant. Flash. "The owls are not what they seem,"
2392 says Briggs. Flash. Giant. BOB with owl superimposed on his face.
2393 Sarah on the stairs. The walking man is BOB. He is awoken by a call
2394 from Audrey. She is caught by Blackie.
2395 -- Nadine rips two pairs of leather restraints at the hospital (Will to
2396 Ed, 2003)
2397
239805 Mar (Sunday) [Episode 2003 - 10/13/90
2399 Written by Robert Engels
2400 Directed by Lesli Linka Glatter]
2401
2402 6:40 am (clock on wall)
2403 -- Ronette is in the throes of a violent seizure. Truman turns off a
2404 machine by her bed, then tells Cooper and Albert, who have just arrived,
2405 that she took out her IV, which is colored blue. Cooper pulls out a 'B'
2406 from under Ronette's fingernail.
2407 -- Cooper enlightens Albert and Truman about his visitations from the Giant.
2408 T: You saw a giant?
2409 C: Yes.
2410 A: Any relation to the dwarf?
2411 -- Andy calls in sick today (Hawk to Lucy)
2412
2413 12:30 pm (?) (Harold's watch)
2414 -- Donna visits Harold, who gives her a flower to put on Laura's grave.
2415 He's known Laura since she started the Meals on Wheels. She pulls on a
2416 piece of paper sticking out of a drawer.
2417 -- Cooper and Truman discuss BOB. R B T
2418 Albert reports: the B from Ronette's Mrs. Palmer
2419 finger was from a Fleshworld. Maddy ----===========---- Cooper
2420 The cocaine found in James' cycle Ronette
2421 matches that found in Leo's house and Jacques' car.
2422 Cooper was shot with a Walther PPK.
2423 Albert and Truman trade words:
2424 ALBERT: You listen to me. While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the
2425 fact is that I am a nay-sayer and hatchet man in the fight against
2426 violence. I pride myself in taking a punch and I'll gladly take
2427 another, because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and
2428 King. My concerns are global. I reject absolutely revenge,
2429 aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a method...is
2430 love. I love you, Sheriff Truman.
2431 COOPER: Albert's path is a strange and difficult one.
2432 -- James is released
2433 -- Lucy looks for words with R, B, and T. Richard Tremayne, her lunch date,
2434 arrives at the station. Hawk offers two more words: prohibited, robot.
2435 -- Leland drops by and tells Cooper, Truman, and Hawk about the man in the
2436 sketch - he lived in a white house, across a vacant lot from his
2437 grandfather's place on Pearl Lakes. His name was Robertson and he used
2438 to flick matches at him, "you wanna play with fire, little boy?" Leland
2439 flicks a match nicely himself into an ashtray. Cooper picks it up and
2440 blows it out.
2441
2442 Afternoon
2443 -- Andy buys boots from the OAM while he was waiting (Andy to Cooper, 2004)
2444 -- At the RR, Lucy and Dick have words over lunch. They used to go out
2445 every Thursday night for three months, but he hasn't called in 6 weeks,
2446 since their encounter in Horne's Home Furnishings. She tells him of her
2447 pregnancy.
2448 -- James and Maddy discuss Donna. She arrives at an opportune moment, while
2449 they're holding hands, and storms out.
2450 -- Emory videotapes Audrey as Blackie shoots her up
2451 -- The OAM shows shoes to Truman, sees the sketch of BOB, gets dizzy
2452 and heads for the bathroom
2453 -- Shelly drops by the station and tells Cooper and Truman she won't give
2454 a statement against Leo. Cooper smells an insurance scam and wonders
2455 who's behind it.
2456 -- The OAM has spasms in the toilet stall, flushes the toilet and the
2457 spasms cease. He drops his needle. Mike takes over.
2458 -- Cooper meets Ben at the Great Northern, who tells him to watch his step
2459 with Audrey. The Asian Man (Jonathan) watches and follows Cooper.
2460 -- Jean Renault gives Audrey some English caramel
2461 -- Emory recognizes Cooper on the monitor. Jean and Nancy, Blackie's
2462 sister, arrive. They and Blackie scheme. Jean wants Cooper and Blackie
2463 wants money. He'll be the go-between for 30%.
2464 -- Truman gets a call from Pete - Josie will be back tomorrow afternoon.
2465 Hawk has information about the white house - it's boarded up and no name
2466 on the mailbox. Truman tells Cooper about the OAM and flinches when
2467 Cooper reminds him that in his dream, the OAM knew BOB. Cooper finds the
2468 needle in the bathroom. C: 'Without chemicals, he points.'
2469
2470 4:15 (?) (clock on wall)
2471 -- Ed visits Nadine who is strapped to her bed. He sings to her, and she
2472 breaks her straps and wakes up. She's 18.
2473 -- Cooper and Truman visit Jacoby in his hospital room. His wife, Eolani,
2474 is there. Hypnotized, he says he smelled engine oil at the park, and he
2475 saw Jacques' killer
2476
2477 Night (full moon)
2478 -- Donna brings Harold's flower to Laura's grave and has a one-way
2479 conversation with her
2480 -- James sees Maddy at the Palmer home. He's depressed since his mom came
2481 home. Donna once again catches them at another opportune moment.
2482 -- Maddy cries to Leland, "Everybody thinks I'm Laura, but I'm not!"
2483 Cooper and Truman arrive to arrest Leland for the murder of Jacques.
2484 -- Donna goes over to Harold's and finds Laura's secret diary next to a
2485 knife
2486
248706 Mar (Monday) [Episode 2004 - 10/20/90
2488 Written by Jerry Stahl and Mark Frost,
2489 Harley Peyton, Robert Engels
2490 Directed by Todd Holland]
2491
2492 Early morning
2493 -- Cooper and Truman question Leland, who admits to killing Jacques
2494 -- Doc Hayward and Andy discuss Andy's sterility. Doc asks for another
2495 sample. Andy, with a copy of Fleshworld, runs into Lucy on the way to
2496 the restroom.
2497 -- Truman tells Cooper no one named Robertson ever lived in the white house.
2498 Andy runs into a deputy, "Sorry, Bob." Cooper notices Andy's wearing
2499 Circle Brand Boots.
2500
2501 "Not even 9:30" (Ben to Louie)
2502 -- Louie tells Ben that travel critic M. T. Wentz is coming to town
2503 -- Jean, who "sells insurance to small businesses," visits Ben with the
2504 video of Audrey and the condition that Cooper bring the ransom money
2505
2506 Afternoon
2507 -- Donna picks up lunches from the RR
2508 -- Norma tells Hank about M. T. Wentz. He says there's enough time and
2509 takes off.
2510 -- At Harold's, he shows Donna the secret diary and reads from it. Donna
2511 suggests giving it to the sheriff but Harold disagrees.
2512 -- Ben shows the Audrey video to Cooper and asks him to deliver the money
2513 -- Josie returns
2514 -- At OEJ, Emory brings Audrey to Jean. Audrey says Emory hit him. Jean
2515 kills Emory.
2516 -- Andy approaches Lucy. Cooper has a talk with her.
2517 -- Cooper asks Truman a favor. He needs the best Bookhouse Boy.
2518
2519 7:05 (clock on wall) (1/2 moon)
2520 -- Hank and Norma patronize a large man at the RR. Hank lifts his billfold
2521 and finds it is Daryl Lodwick, District Attorney.
2522 -- Donna meets Maddy at the RR and asks her help in getting the secret diary
2523 -- Truman confronts Josie about the mill, she seduces him on the couch.
2524 A mystery man (Jonathan) watches outside the window in the rain.
2525 -- Judge Clinton Sternwood arrives at the station and meets Lucy, Cooper
2526 and the sheriff.
2527 -- Dick Tremayne arrives, offers Lucy money for an abortion, and is kicked
2528 out by her.
2529 -- Andy, who overhears Lucy crying, brings in Leland to meet with the Judge.
2530 Sid arrives.
2531
2532 Evening
2533 -- Ben bows to Mr. Tojamura who checks in. Louie calls Norma - she thinks
2534 it's M. T. Wentz.
2535 -- Josie introduces her cousin Jonathan to Pete. Jonathan tells Josie her
2536 job is to sell the mill and she is expected in Hong Kong by Mr. Eckhardt.
2537
2538 9:30 pm
2539 -- Truman meets Cooper at the Roadhouse
2540 -- Hank at the RR gets a visit from the Asian Man (Jonathan) and is beat up
2541
254207 Mar (Tuesday) [Episode 2005 - 10/27/90
2543 Written by Barry Pullman
2544 Directed by Graeme Clifford]
2545
2546 6:42 am (Cooper to Diane)
2547 -- Cooper awakes, chewing on his ear plug, and finds Audrey's note
2548
2549 Morning
2550 -- Hawk tells Truman of his finds - two old ladies at the white house.
2551 They never heard of a Robertson.
2552 -- Lucy leaves for Tacoma. She'll stay at sister Gwen and Larry's for
2553 two days.
2554 -- Cooper tells Truman he knows where Audrey is
2555 -- Mr Pinkle demonstrates for Bobby and Shelly the Leo-lifter apparatus
2556 while Bobby reads Shooting
2557 -- Leland's hearing. Truman defends, Andy sketches. Ben chews on nuts and
2558 leaves. Leland's released.
2559 -- Donna delivers lunch to Harold and makes a deal. He'll read the diary if
2560 she tells her story. She taunts him outside, he collapses.
2561 -- Leo's hearing. He's ruled incompetent to stand trial. The Judge,
2562 Cooper, and Truman have a drink. Cooper doesn't think Leo did it.
2563 Truman tells Shelly Leo's coming home. Judge tells Cooper to keep an
2564 eye on the woods.
2565 -- Ed brings Nadine home. She rips off the refrigerator door.
2566 N: Where are Mom and Dad?
2567 E: Whoooaaa... out of town.
2568 N: Oh, okay!
2569 -- Tojamura meets Ben and offers him 5 million dollars for Ghostwood
2570 [His assistant is the Asian man from 1006]
2571 -- At the Great Northern, Bobby is snooping around Hank
2572
2573 Noon ("Expect a call tomorrow. Noon," Jean to Ben, 2004)
2574 -- Cooper meets Ben. They get a call from Jean with instructions on where
2575 and when to deliver the money. Ben has Hank follow Cooper.
2576 -- Donna and Maddy plot to get the diary
2577 -- At OEJ, Jean arms himself. Nancy reports that Audrey is asleep.
2578 -- Andy mans the phones at the station. He calls the Doc for the results
2579 of his sperm test. "I'm a whole damn town!" to Truman as he's zipping
2580 his fly. He sees Gwen's number, calls, and gets an abortion clinic.
2581 -- Cooper and Truman plan. Hawk enters and reports that the OAM is staying
2582 at the Robin's Nest. No one's seen him for "a day, a day and a half."
2583 He found a mysterious drug. They try to keep their plans from Hawk.
2584
2585 Night (1/2 moon)
2586 -- Maddy gets some coffee at the RR. James follows.
2587 -- Donna tells a story to Harold
2588 -- Cooper and Truman bust into OEJ. An owl sees them. There's a roll of
2589 plastic on the stairs.
2590 -- Harold shows Donna some orchids
2591 -- Cooper runs into Nancy and gets Audrey
2592 -- Truman watches Jean kill Blackie and lick her blood on his lips. Hawk
2593 saves Cooper and Truman.
2594 H: "Good thing you guys can't keep a secret."
2595 -- Hank is caught outside by Jean and is identified as DA Lodwick (billfold)
2596 -- Maddy and Donna are caught by Harold
2597
2598[Episode 2006 - 11/3/90
2599 Written by Harley Peyton & Robert Engels
2600 Directed by Lesli Linka Glatter]
2601
2602 Night (con't)
2603 -- James rescues Donna and Maddy. Harold sprays his plants and grieves.
2604 -- Cooper brings Audrey to the Bookhouse
2605 -- Maddy leaves Donna and James, who share a moment
2606 -- Truman recognizes Jean in a book of criminals and points him out to
2607 Cooper, who begins to feel remorse for getting Audrey messed up in his
2608 problems
2609 -- Cooper gives back the money to Ben and tells him what happened. Ben hugs
2610 him, then the briefcase.
2611
261208 Mar (Wednesday)
2613
2614 Morning
2615 -- Bobby brings Leo home. He and Shelly get their first check - it's only
2616 $700, it was supposed to be $5000. Leo groans.
2617 -- Donna tells Truman about the secret diary. Gordon Cole arrives.
2618 Cole: FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION REGIONAL BUREAU CHIEF GORDON
2619 COLE. THAT'S A REAL MOUTHFUL, BUT I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF ANYWAY
2620 Cole's got Albert's report: vicuna fibers were found outside Cooper's
2621 room.
2622 T: Coat was vi...cuna...
2623 C: SOUNDS REAL GOOD, SHERIFF, BUT I ALREADY ATE.
2624 Cole says the OAM's chemicals were weird stuff, and the scraps of paper
2625 found near the train site were diary pages. Hawk brings in the OAM
2626 C: "THERE'S THE ONE-ARMER NOW!"
2627 -- Ben sees Audrey. A: "I'm aware of a lot of new things too, Daddy."
2628 "I saw so much."
2629
2630 1:50 pm (clock on wall)
2631 -- Nadine comes home from shopping
2632 -- Jonathan rapes Josie and gives her a one way ticket to Hong Kong. She
2633 says she hasn't received her insurance money nor the money from Ben.
2634 She's waited five years for this. The plane leaves at midnight.
2635 -- Maddy says goodbye to James at a dock. She leaves tomorrow.
2636 -- Ben meets Josie at his office. They drink to the fire. She got Pete's
2637 signature and wants her money. He threatens, she threatens. He gives
2638 her the check from Tojamura, she gives him the contract.
2639 -- Bobby and Shelly party around Leo. They make out in front of him, Leo
2640 moves. B: Good thing we didn't light the candles.
2641 -- Cooper meets Gordon. Albert thinks Cooper is in over his head. Gordon's
2642 worried over Pittsburgh. Cooper gets an unmarked letter with an opening
2643 chess move (P to K-4) from Windom Earle, sent to the FBI office.
2644 -- Leland meets with Ben and proves himself, while pocketing fur off of a
2645 stuffed fox. Jerry's on his way to Tokyo.
2646
2647 Night
2648 -- Truman arrives as Josie's leaving. He is introduced to Jonathan as "Mr.
2649 Lee," Josie's assistant. He tells her he loves her, she hesitates, then
2650 leaves.
2651 -- Ben meets with Tojamura. Leland sings. Pete chats with Tojamura:
2652 Pete: The King and I! [to Tojamura] Do you like musicals?
2653 Tojamura: No.
2654 Pete: Not even Fiddler on the Roof? Made me weep like a little baby.
2655 Tojamura: I find adherence to fantasy troubling and unreasonable.
2656 -- Cooper questions Mike:
2657 M: There is no need...for medicine. I am not in pain.
2658 C: Who are you?
2659 M: My name is Mike.
2660 C: What are you?
2661 M: I am...an inhabiting spirit.
2662 C: Who is Phillip Gerard?
2663 M: He is host to me.
2664 C: You spoke to me in my dream...about BOB.
2665 M: Mmm. He...was...my familiar.
2666 C: Where does BOB come from?
2667 M: That...cannot be revealed.
2668 C: What does BOB want?
2669 M: He is BOB...eager for fun. He wears a smile... Everybody run!
2670 Do you understand the parasite? It attaches itself to a life form and
2671 feeds. Eh. BOB requires a human host. He feeds on fear...and the
2672 pleasures. They are his children. I am similar to BOB. We once
2673 were partners.
2674 M and C in unison:
2675 Through the darkness of futures past,
2676 The magician longs to see.
2677 M: One...chance out, between two worlds,
2678 Fire...walk with me.
2679 Oh, but then...I saw the face of God...and was purified. I took off
2680 the arm...but remained... close to this vessel, inhabiting from time
2681 to time, for ONE, SINGLE, PURPOSE.
2682 C: To find BOB [produces sketch of Bob].
2683 M: TO STOP HIM! This [points to sketch] is his true face. But few can
2684 see it. The gifted...and the damned!
2685 C: Is BOB near us now?
2686 M: For nearly forty years.
2687 C: Where?
2688 M: Ah. A large house, made of wood, surrounded by trees. The house is
2689 filled with many rooms, each alike, but occupied by different souls,
2690 night after night.
2691 C: The Great Northern Hotel!
2692
269309 Mar (Thursday) [Episode 2007 - 11/10/90
2694 Written by Mark Frost
2695 Directed by David Lynch]
2696
2697 Early morning
2698 -- Mike babbles, Gordon tells Hawk about the diary pages. Gordon is on
2699 his way to Bend Oregon, "HUSH HUSH" business.
2700 -- Note arrives for Donna at Tremonds', it's a page of Laura's secret
2701 diary ("morning after poor Harold died," Mrs. Tremond to Donna, 2009)
2702
2703 7:24 am (clock on shelf)
2704 -- Andy shows guests to Mike, who says "no...no..." Navy sailors bounce
2705 handballs. Ben enters the room and Mike faints.
2706 -- Hawk discovers Harold's body
2707
2708 9:05 am (clock on mantelpiece)
2709 -- Maddy tells Leland and Sarah she's leaving tomorrow. "I'll come
2710 galloping back often!"
2711 -- Cooper and Truman find the French note on Harold's body, "I'm a lonely
2712 soul." Hawk finds the torn diary.
2713 -- Bobby and Shelly pay their bills and end up with $42. She wants Bobby to
2714 take a necklace back. Leo's truck's been impounded. Leo screams and
2715 spits, "new shoes." Leo had Shelly take in a pair of boots "last week."
2716 -- Audrey confronts Ben with what she knows. He's owned OEJ for five years.
2717 Laura worked there a short time, Battis recruited her without his
2718 knowledge. He slept with her.
2719
2720 Day
2721 -- A tearful Shelly tells Norma she's quitting. Nadine and Ed arrive.
2722 Norma's been working there "20 years this April." Nadine crushes a
2723 glass. Nadine: OH!!... There goes _another_ one!.
2724 -- Bobby and Mike get back to Leo's with the boots and find a tape in the
2725 heel.
2726
2727 2:47 pm (Cooper to Diane)
2728 -- Cooper pieces together the diary. There are repeated references to BOB.
2729 Audrey arrives and tells him what she found out about Ben.
2730
2731 10:00 pm - 12:00 am (full moon) (Albert puts Maddy's death between 10 and
2732 12 and Truman says they took Ben in after that, 2009)
2733 -- At the Palmer house, a record skips at the end, and Sarah (drugged)
2734 crawls down the stairs, "Leland."
2735 -- Ben is brought to the station. The Log Lady tells Cooper, "We don't know
2736 what will happen or when, but there are owls in the Roadhouse." She
2737 acknowledges that something is happening.
2738 -- Pete runs into Tojamura - it's Catherine
2739 -- Sarah sees a white horse and faints. Leland's at the mirror.
2740 -- At the Roadhouse, Donna meets James and they discuss Harold. The Log
2741 Lady arrives with Cooper and Truman. The navy sailors are there also.
2742 Donna lip syncs.
2743 -- Cooper and the Log Lady see the giant, "It is happening again."
2744 -- Leland at the mirror, sees BOB. Maddy smells something burning and is
2745 killed by Bob/Leland. An 'O' is put underneath her fingernail.
2746 -- The waiter from the Great Northern tells Cooper, "I'm so sorry." Bobby
2747 and Donna appear moved. Cooper's thinking hard.
2748 -- Ben gets a fax from Jerry - he's talked with the people in Osaka and
2749 it's thumbs up. Hawk, Andy, Truman, and Cooper arrive to take Ben in
2750 for questioning.
2751 B: Go away. Get out, go on! Go on! I'm gonna go out for a sandwich.
2752 {scuffle scuffle} No! No! No! No! No! No! No! You can't do
2753 this to me!
2754 C: It's already done.
2755
275610 Mar (Friday) [Episode 2008 - 11/17/90
2757 Written by Scott Frost
2758 Directed by Caleb Deschanel]
2759
2760 Morning
2761 -- Leland plays indoor golf. Donna and James drop by and miss their chance
2762 to say goodbye to Maddy. Leland says he dropped Maddy off at the bus
2763 station not 20 minutes ago. Leland excuses himself and talks to Sarah.
2764 After Donna and James leave, Leland packs the club into his bag
2765 (Maddy's in there) and leaves. His license plate says "The Timber
2766 State."
2767 -- Ben brushes his teeth in his cell when Jerry arrives back from Japan.
2768 Ben says he was with Catherine the night Laura died. Ben and Jerry
2769 reminisce about Louise Dombrowski dancing with a flashlight.
2770 -- Lucy's back with her sister Gwen
2771
2772 10:03 am (Cooper to Diane)
2773 -- Cooper and Truman come across Leland dancing with his golf club.
2774 Truman tells Leland Ben's been arrested. Cooper asks him to get back
2775 to him if he remembers anything about Ben.
2776 T: Everything OK?
2777 C: I'm not sure.
2778
2779 Late morning
2780 -- Doc Hayward takes a blood sample from Ben. Jerry defends, and Cooper
2781 and Truman question him. Jerry's license to practice law has been
2782 revoked in IL, FL, AL, MA.
2783 -- Bobby makes a copy of Leo's tape and writes a letter for Ben
2784 -- Norma's mom Vivien arrives with her new husband Ernie, a financial
2785 analyst. He says he's through with gambling, but leaves a paper on
2786 the counter and Norma sees "$1000 Houston by 3 points" written on it.
2787 -- The OAM ("he's close...") bumps the deputy and escapes from his room
2788 -- Hank returns to the RR and smooth talks Norma
2789 -- Truman and Pete look through a pair of binoculars at a pileated
2790 woodpecker. They trade stories about Josie and get funny feelings.
2791 Truman leaves with Cooper. The OAM is missing.
2792 -- Andy sees Lucy with Gwen's baby and faints
2793
2794 1:40 pm (?) (Ben's watch)
2795 -- Pete delivers a voice message to Ben from Catherine. She'll testify
2796 for the mill. Ben throws a tantrum.
2797 -- Leland sings "Surry With a Fringe on Top" while driving. Cooper's
2798 whistling the same tune in a different key. They nearly collide.
2799 Truman pulls Leland over and they chat. Leland mentions Ben made a
2800 phone call at 10 pm the night Laura died and mentioned a "derry"
2801 or diary. Leland offers to show Cooper his new clubs and appears
2802 to almost whack Cooper with one when Truman calls him away - they
2803 found the OAM, near the waterfall.
2804
2805 Afternoon
2806 -- Hawk brings in the OAM to the station. Lucy attends to Andy
2807 while Gwen gabs. Andy tells Lucy about his sperm.
2808 G: My God! Just what the world needs. Another sperm gun running
2809 around loose.
2810 -- The OAM examines Ben.
2811 Jerry: Sheriff, isn't there something you'd like to share with us?
2812 Oh great... Would you tell this guy to stop staring at me like
2813 I'm a dog biscuit?!
2814 OAM: Bob... he's been very close.
2815 J: Who's Bob? I don't know a Bob. Do we know a Bob?
2816 Truman charges Ben with the murder of Laura:
2817 J: Now, your 24 hours are up! You either charge my client or let him
2818 go!
2819 T: Ben Horne, I'm charging you with the murder of Laura Palmer.
2820 B: Good move, Jer.
2821 The OAM is taken to back to the hotel. Cooper tells Truman he doesn't
2822 think Ben did it.
2823
2824 8:30 pm (Vivien to Hank)
2825 -- Norma, Hank, Ernie and Vivien have dinner together, Hank's got a
2826 new domino - double 4. When the ladies are in the powder room, Hank
2827 and Ernie talk. They were prison buddies. Ernie Niles, "The
2828 Professor," got out 6 months ago. He met Vivien at a Republican
2829 fund raiser. He says he doesn't gamble anymore.
2830
2831 11:05 pm (clock on table)
2832 -- Cooper makes a quick message to Diane
2833 -- Audrey visits Cooper. Cooper gets a call.
2834 -- Cooper and Truman identify Maddy's body
2835
283611 Mar (Saturday) [Episode 2009 - 12/1/90
2837 Written by Mark Frost, Harley Peyton and Robert Engels
2838 Directed by Tim Hunter]
2839
2840 Morning
2841 -- Albert reports: letter O under Maddy's fingernail, fur in her hand
2842 from a dead, stuffed fox. Cooper asks for 24 hours to finish it.
2843 Albert: Cooper... an observation. I don't know where this is headed,
2844 but the only one of us with the coordinates for this destination in his
2845 hardware is you. Go on whatever vision quest you require. Stand on
2846 the rim of the volcano, stand alone and do your dance. Just find
2847 this beast before he takes another bite.
2848 Cooper: <Sigh> God help me, I don't know where to start.
2849 Hawk: You're on the path. You don't need to know where it leads.
2850 Just follow...
2851 -- James gives Donna a ring. Donna mentions last night.
2852 -- Vivien doesn't like Norma's eggs.
2853 -- Andy's French surprises Donna "J'ai une a^me solitaire"
2854 -- Donna, Cooper, and Andy arrive at the Tremonds. A younger Mrs. Tremond
2855 answers the door. Her mother passed away 3 years ago and she has no
2856 children. She has a letter addressed to Donna that was in her mail
2857 the morning after Harold died. It's a page from Laura's diary with the
2858 entries for February 22 and 23.
2859 C: Laura and I had the same dream.
2860 A: That's impossible!
2861 C: Yes, it is.
2862 -- Cooper questions the OAM in a bed at the Great Northern.
2863 M: BOB and I, when we were killing together, it was this, this
2864 perfect relationship. Appetite, satisfaction, a golden circle.
2865 C: A golden circle. A ring. My ring. I gave my ring to the
2866 giant.
2867 M: He is known to us here.
2868 C: Then he's real.
2869 M: As real as I. {laughs} He can help you find BOB.
2870 C: How?
2871 M: You must ask him first.
2872 C: How do I do that?
2873 M: You have all the clues you need. The answers are not here,
2874 my friend, {touches Cooper's forehead} the answers are here.
2875 {touches Cooper's chest}
2876 -- Cooper, standing in a hall at the Great Northern, thinking hard,
2877 sees the waiter. "I know about you. That milk'll cool down on you
2878 but it's getting warmer now."
2879 -- Cooper, Truman and Albert examine Ben's office. Albert says Maddy
2880 was killed the night before last between 10 and 12. He also has
2881 Ben's blood test results.
2882
2883 12:43 pm (clock on wall)
2884 -- Andy calls Dick while Lucy watches - they need to talk
2885 -- Tojamura sees Ben. He wants the contract signed or the money
2886 returned. Ben signs it and Tojamura reveals his true identity.
2887 -- Donna goes over to the Palmers' and meets Leland. She's got a tape of
2888 her, Maddy and James singing for Maddy. Leland recognizes Laura's
2889 shades on Donna and she mentions Laura's secret diary. Leland gets a
2890 call from Beth - Maddy never made it home. He chews gum, dances with
2891 Donna, and hugs her hard. He's BOB again. Truman's at the door for
2892 Leland.
2893 -- Donna tells James about Maddy. He leaves her crying.
2894
2895 3:00 pm (clock on wall)
2896 -- At the Roadhouse, Ben eats nuts. Cooper and Truman are at the bar.
2897 Truman brings Leland, Ed arrives and they clear the room. Hawk brings
2898 Bobby and Leo.
2899 Ben: Would you like us to hum? A Tibetan chant, perhaps?
2900 Albert: I think it's going wonderfully well, don't you?
2901 Truman: Now what?
2902 Cooper: Harry, I'm not completely sure. _Someone_ is missing.
2903 Major Briggs brings the waiter, who gives Cooper a stick of gum.
2904 Leland: I know that gum. I used to chew it when I was a kid.
2905 That's my most favorite gum in the world.
2906 Waiter: That gum you like is going to come back in style.
2907 Cooper remembers: Laura: "My father killed me." The Giant gives Cooper
2908 his ring back.
2909
2910 3:55 (clock on wall)
2911 -- Cooper and Truman trick Leland into a cell. He freaks.
2912 -- At gunpoint, Leland is cuffed and read his rights:
2913 Truman: You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an
2914 attorney, one will be appointed for you.
2915 BOB: {snickers} Hee hee hee! Oh yeah, I suppose you wanna ask him
2916 some questions, huh?
2917 Cooper: Did you kill Laura Palmer?
2918 BOB: WHOOOO! WHOO! WHOO WHOO WHOO WHOO WHOOOO WHOO WHOO WHOOOO
2919 WHOOOO!! That's a yes.
2920 Cooper: How about Madeleine Ferguson?
2921 BOB: What do you think?
2922 Cooper: I'm asking you.
2923 BOB: No, what do you think?
2924 Cooper: That's not the question.
2925 BOB: Oh, gosh, gee, gee, whiz. I guess I kinda sorta did... I
2926 have this thing for knives... just like what happened to you in
2927 PITTSBURGH that time, huh, Cooper?? Oh, Leland... Leland,
2928 Leland... you've been a good vehicle, and I've enjoyed the
2929 ride... but now he's weak... and full of holes... it's almost
2930 nearly time to shuffle off to Buffalo!!
2931 Cooper: Does Leland know what you've done?
2932 BOB: Ah, Leland's a babe in the woods... with a large hole... where
2933 his conscience used to be. And when I go, children, I
2934 will pull that ripcord--and you watch Leland remember!! Watch
2935 him! But not for long.... WHOO! WHOO!
2936 Truman: That's enough for me.
2937 -- Dick and Andy listen to Lucy. Dick smokes.
2938 -- Cooper tells his story of how the answer was staring him in the
2939 face all this time - Leland's dancing, grey hair, Robertson, the
2940 letters, the secret diary. Leland recites Mike's poem and BOB's
2941 response. The sprinklers go off and Leland rams his head into the door.
2942 <Cooper, Albert, and Truman burst into the room. The sprinkler system
2943 has gone off and water is pouring over them all>
2944 Cooper: Call an ambulance! <Cooper kneels next to Leland and cradles
2945 Leland's head in his lap. For the rest of the scene he strokes
2946 Leland's hair and face, comforting him.>
2947 Leland: Oh God! Laura! I killed her. Oh my God, I killed my daughter.
2948 I didn't know. Forgive me. Oh God. I was just a boy. I saw him
2949 in my dream. He said he wanted to play. He opened me and I
2950 invited him and he came inside me.
2951 Cooper: He went inside.
2952 Leland: When he was inside, I didn't know. When he was gone, I
2953 couldn't remember. He made me do things. Terrible things. He said
2954 he wanted lives. He wanted others, others that they could use, like
2955 they used me.
2956 Cooper: Like Laura.
2957 Leland: They wanted her. They wanted Laura. But she was strong. She
2958 fought. She wouldn't let him in. Oh God. They had me kill that
2959 girl, Teresa. And they said if I didn't give them Laura, they'd have
2960 me kill her, too.
2961 Cooper: But she wouldn't let them in.
2962 Leland: They said she'd die before she'd let them. Then they made me
2963 kill her. Oh God, have mercy on me. What have I done? What
2964 have I done? Oh God. I love her. I love her with all my heart.
2965 My angel, forgive me.
2966 <Cooper looks to Albert, who shakes his head -- apparently Leland
2967 isn't going to live>
2968 Cooper: Leland. Leland, the time has come for you to seek the path.
2969 Your soul has set you face to face with the clear light and
2970 you are now about to experience it in its reality. Wherein all
2971 things are like the void and cloudless sky and the naked
2972 spotless intellect is like a transparent vacuum, without
2973 circumference or center. Leland, in this moment, know yourself
2974 and abide in that state. Look to the light, Leland. Find the
2975 light.
2976 Leland: I see it.
2977 Cooper: Into the light, Leland. Into the light.
2978 Leland: I see... Her. She's there.
2979 Cooper: Into the light, Leland.
2980 Leland: She's beautiful.
2981 Cooper: Into the light.
2982 Leland: Laura?
2983 Cooper: Don't be afraid.
2984 <Leland dies. Wordlessly Cooper pushes his own hair back and looks up.
2985 The sprinklers shut off>
2986
2987 Late afternoon
2988 -- Cooper, Albert and Truman, meet Briggs and talk about BOB
2989 -- An owl flying by some wrecked cars
2990
2991 Beginning of week of Mar 13
2992 -- Cooper decides an opening move and puts in a personal ad ("Earle: P to
2993 K4") to a nationally distributed newspaper. (published in the Mar 16
2994 paper, 2012)
2995
299614 Mar (Tuesday) [Episode 2010 - 12/8/90
2997 Written by Tricia Brook
2998 Directed by Tina Rathborne]
2999
3000 Day
3001 -- Cooper explains to Sarah what happened the night Maddy died and
3002 Leland's final moments
3003 -- Leland's wake. Dr. Jacoby's back from Hawaii. Dougie pulls his brother's
3004 (Mayor Dwayne Milford) ear. Dougie owns the newspaper and is
3005 engaged to be married. Cooper: Harry, I'm really gonna miss this place.
3006 -- Dr. Jacoby and Ed ask to have 35 year old Nadine admitted to school
3007 -- Audrey sees Cooper, who tells his tale of Earle. A: "Friendship is
3008 the foundation of any lasting relationship."
3009
3010 12:35 pm (clock on wall)
3011 -- Bobby puts on Leo's clothes and goes to see Ben
3012 -- Catherine talks to Truman. She says a guardian angel saved her and
3013 directed her to the summer cabin on Pearl Lakes. There appears to
3014 be an owl-shaped smudge on her cheek.
3015 -- Dick talks to Lucy while she's replacing ceiling light bulbs. She
3016 nearly falls but Dick's oblivious. Andy offers to be friends.
3017 -- Cooper says goodbye to Truman, who gives him a green butt skunk hook
3018 and a Bookhouse Boy patch. He says goodbye to Hawk, Andy and Lucy,
3019 when Roger Hardy arrives with a mountie and tells Cooper he has been
3020 suspended from the FBI.
3021 -- Audrey gets Bobby in to see Ben, but gets kicked out. They go to
3022 get ice cream. B: Cup or cone? A: Mmmm...cone. I like to lick.
3023 -- Roger and the mountie question Cooper, who surrenders his gun and
3024 badge. They only knew of two deaths, and Cooper didn't know about
3025 Battis. Truman stands up for Cooper.
3026 -- Nadine Butler tries out for cheerleading
3027
3028 6:20 pm (clock on wall)
3029 -- Shelly brushes Leo's teeth. Bobby calls, Leo moves.
3030
3031 Night (full moon)
3032 -- Vivien reveals herself to Norma, who kicks her out
3033 -- Hank brings Ernie to Jean at OEJ. Jean's assistant is the mountie -
3034 he'll put some of the stolen cocaine in Cooper's car
3035 -- Josie, injured, returns to Truman's place
3036 -- Cooper and Briggs around a campfire:
3037 COOPER: At the time I did what I thought was right. I must now face
3038 the consequences.
3039 BRIGGS: You can do no more.
3040 (Cooper and Major Briggs, roasting marshmallows over a campfire.)
3041 COOPER: You know, Major, I find myself thinking a lot about BOB.
3042 If he truly exists.
3043 BRIGGS: Yeah, I've pondered that same question continuously since this
3044 horror was revealed.
3045 COOPER: I try to imagine him out there, incarnate, looking for
3046 another victim to inhabit.
3047 BRIGGS: There are powerful forces of evil in the world. It is some
3048 men's fate to face great darkness. We each choose how to react.
3049 If the choice is fear, then we become vulnerable to darkness.
3050 There are ways to resist. You, sir, were blessed with certain
3051 gifts. In this respect, you are not alone. Have you ever heard
3052 of the White Lodge?
3053 COOPER: The White Lodge. No, I don't believe I have.
3054 (Briggs appears to ponder what he should say about this.)
3055 (Angle on the woods from the point of view of some unknown entity,
3056 moving through the woods.)
3057 COOPER: Major, I'm going to take a moment here. I feel the call of
3058 nature. There's nothing quite like urinating out in the open air. I
3059 look forward to hearing more about this White Lodge.
3060 (Cooper moves off into the woods. Major Briggs laughs, gives
3061 the departing Cooper a "thumb's-up".)
3062 When I return. From my journey.
3063 (Lingering on Briggs, who looks off in the direction of Cooper's
3064 exit with a speculative expression. An owl hoots. Major Briggs looks
3065 up, alarmed.)
3066 (Cooper urinating in the woods. An owl hoots in the tree above him.
3067 Cooper watches the owl. Suddenly a brilliant white light appears
3068 behind him. Cooper turns toward the light.)
3069 (Angle on Briggs, bathed in blinding white light.)
3070 BRIGGS: COOPER! COOPER!
3071 (A robed figure appears in the light, backlit. No features are visible.)
3072 (Cooper dashes through the woods to the camp site. The Major is gone.)
3073 COOPER: Major Briggs? MAJOR?
3074 (Cooper looks at the light. It seems to be receding into the woods.
3075 Cooper runs toward it. He reaches the top of a small hill and freezes,
3076 looking into the light. The light blinks out.)
3077
307815 Mar (Wednesday) [Episode 2011 - 12/15/90
3079 Written by Barry Pullman
3080 Directed by Duwayne Dunham]
3081
3082 Morning
3083 -- James cycles
3084 -- Mrs. Briggs talks to Cooper and Truman about her husband's disappearance.
3085 Being "in the woods is very significant," he "talks about them
3086 constantly." He left some notes by his bedside table so she'll call back
3087 later.
3088 -- Andy and Hawk found a present for Mr. & Mrs. Milford
3089 -- Gordon calls from Bend (a temp patches him through - Lucy's helping
3090 with the wedding). Dennis Bryson from the DEA will be arriving.
3091 -- Cooper presents no defense to Roger
3092 -- Nadine asks Donna about Mike
3093 -- James cycles to Wallies and meets Evelyn Marsh. She asks if he would fix
3094 her husband's Jaguar which she drove into a ditch.
3095
3096 12:18 pm (clock on wall)
3097 -- Andy leaves flowers for Lucy
3098 -- Dick brings Nicky, his charge from Happy Helping Hand, to the station.
3099 Andy offers him a malt.
3100 -- Cooper, Truman, and Hawk discuss the White Lodge:
3101 HAWK: Cooper, you may be fearless in this world, but there are other
3102 worlds.
3103 COOPER: Tell me more.
3104 HAWK: My people believe that the White Lodge is a place where the
3105 spirits that rule man and nature here reside.
3106 TRUMAN: Local legend. Goes way back.
3107 HAWK: There is also a legend of a place called the Black Lodge...
3108 the shadow-self of the White Lodge. The legend says that
3109 every spirit must pass through there on the way to perfection.
3110 There, you will meet your own shadow-self. My people call
3111 it "The Dweller on the Threshold."
3112 COOPER: "The Dweller on the Threshold..."
3113 HAWK: But it is said, if you confront the Black Lodge with imperfect
3114 courage, it will utterly annihilate your soul.
3115 -- Dennis arrives, dressed in women's clothes and calling himself Denise.
3116 He and Cooper worked together in Oakland. An RCMP officer says he stole
3117 drugs.
3118 -- Nadine leg presses 600 lbs
3119 -- Josie tells Truman about Eckhardt. He took her off the streets in Hong
3120 Kong at 16 and taught her about life and business. She was afraid for her
3121 life when she met Andrew, a business partner. She says she believes
3122 Eckhardt is responsible for Andrew's death. She escaped from the airport
3123 at Seattle.
3124 -- Roger has pie at the RR (story on Leland in his paper)
3125 -- Hank and Ernie return. When Norma asks Ernie if he caught anything, he
3126 spins a tale she doesn't buy. Vivien's returned to Seattle.
3127 -- Nicky blows whip cream in Dick's face and spins Andy's seat
3128 -- James looks at Jeffrey's '48 Jaguar. Her husband, Jeffrey, travels
3129 extensively. She'll provide room and board while he works on the car.
3130 -- Ben watches old footage of the groundbreaking ceremony for the Great
3131 Northern. Hank arrives: "Ben, I have had an absolutely killer schedule."
3132 Ben wants to rearrange furniture. Hank tells him OEJ has been taken
3133 over. Ben makes shadow figures.
3134 -- Cooper gets an envelope from Windom Earle (P to Q4) together with
3135 a tape:
3136 "Of course, you couldn't help but take note of my emphatically
3137 traditional opening. I must say, your responding move was nothing
3138 if not reflective of your predilection for the tidy and fastidious.
3139 See how my response to you begins to lead us towards a classical
3140 confrontation? But there's doubt in your mind: what are my true
3141 intentions? How will you answer this time? Hobgoblins, Dale...
3142 consistency...predictability, giving rise to patterns. We both
3143 know only too well how these patterns leave you vulnerable to
3144 attack. You with your wounds, I with mine, let me paint you a
3145 picture: my knights will skirmish, lanes of power and influence
3146 will open through my bishops and rooks, pawns will naturally
3147 be forfeit. I'm even prepared to sacrifice my queen because,
3148 I assure you, dear Dale, my goal will be attained at any cost;
3149 the king must die!"
3150 -- The Milford wedding. Dwayne objects.
3151 -- The reception. Denise tells Cooper he found cocaine in Cooper's car
3152 and explains what happened with him and his cross-dressing.
3153 -- Cooper dances with Audrey, Andy with Denise. Log lady likes the cake.
3154 -- Josie tells Catherine Thomas Eckhardt killed Andrew and she should be
3155 careful. Catherine employs Josie as her maid. Andrew's alive:
3156 "Everything's going exactly as we planned." He and Catherine will be
3157 waiting for Eckhardt.
3158
315916 Mar (Thursday) [Episode 2012 - 1/12/90
3160 Written by Harley Peyton & Robert Engels
3161 Directed by Caleb Deschanel]
3162
3163 (approx)
3164 -- Windom Earle arrives in Twin Peaks (probably not earlier since envelope
3165 delivered to Cooper in 2011 is postmarked, not dropped off)
3166
3167 7:00 am (Catherine to Josie, 2011)
3168 -- Catherine will have breakfast. Coffee, juice, dry toast, oatmeal.
3169
3170 Morning
3171 -- Bobby tries again to blackmail Ben, who's acting too weird for it to
3172 take. Ben: "You know what you have to have in this life? Balance,
3173 distance, symmetry." He's stacked his furniture. Eventually he hires
3174 Bobby to spy on Hank. Lana runs by screaming.
3175 -- Cooper is discussing houses with a real estate agent, Irene. A coin
3176 flip leads him to like Dead Dog Farm, an estate with a mysterious past
3177 where no one stays for long.
3178 -- Andy, Dick and Lucy visit with Nicky's case worker, Jane. Nicky is
3179 an orphan who has been through many foster homes, and is the victim of
3180 "persistent random misfortune." Truman breaks up the meeting calling
3181 Andy to an emergency at the Great Northern.
3182 -- Truman, Doc Hayward and Andy investigate Dougie Milford, dead in his
3183 hotel bed. Dwayne comes in and grieves, accusing the wife of murder by
3184 sex. Andy doesn't cry. "My Secret Life" by Chris Gerrity is found
3185 on the bed.
3186 -- In the hallway, Hawk is talking/flirting with the widow. H: "When
3187 something really big goes down, I'm the man."
3188
3189 10:10 am (clock on wall)
3190 -- Nadine has joined the wrestling team and takes district champion Mike in
3191 one fall while asking him out
3192 -- Mike complains to Donna about Nadine. D: "I'm not that good of an
3193 actress."
3194 -- James meets Malcolm Sloan, who poses as Evelyn Marsh's brother (Evelyn
3195 to James, 2014), and is Jeffrey Marsh's driver. He says Marsh abuses
3196 Evelyn. Once a fortnight he beats her and she breaks something of his.
3197 M: "I'm sorry, am I being obscure?"
3198 -- At Dead Dog Farm, Cooper notices some tire tracks: "A Jeep, a four-
3199 wheeler and a luxury sedan." In the house he deduces a meeting took
3200 place in the past few hours. He finds baby laxative and cocaine dust.
3201 -- Dick fixes a flat (reading the instructions) while Nicky is being
3202 irritating. While Nicky is away from the car, it falls off the jack.
3203 Nicky panics and runs to hug Dick (who is unhurt).
3204
3205 Day
3206 -- Cooper comes to tell Truman about Dead Dog Farm, but instead visits
3207 with Air Force Colonel Riley investigating Major Briggs. Briggs is a
3208 great pilot and his disappearance makes the cold war look like the
3209 sniffles. "The owls are not what they seem" was broadcast from
3210 the woods, not deep space -- maybe from the White Lodge ("That's
3211 classified"). Cooper mentions seeing an owl before Briggs disappeared.
3212 -- James and Evelyn flirt and kiss. James encourages her to leave her
3213 husband but she refuses. When Jeffrey comes home she runs to greet him.
3214 -- Bobby, returning to Ben's office with photos, sees Audrey who flirts
3215 with him but doesn't kiss him. Audrey goes to her secret listening
3216 place.
3217 -- Ben, who is working on a civil war model ("Gettysburg, day 1"), accepts
3218 the photos from Bobby and gives him a raise. Audrey eavesdrops.
3219 -- Pete and Catherine enjoy a romantic meal, served by Josie in a maid
3220 outfit. Pete is bothered by Catherine's treatment of Josie, but is
3221 having too much fun to make an issue of it.
3222 -- Cooper brings Diane up to date:
3223 "Diane, I'm holding in my hand a nationally distributed newspaper. My
3224 opening move [Earle: P to Q4] responding to Windom Earle's opening move
3225 was printed in the personal column as per my instructions, but I have
3226 already received his response to this yesterday. He anticipated my
3227 response to his opening move perfectly. He's toying with me, Diane.
3228 I wonder where he is and what he's planning."
3229 [Cooper's opening move is incorrect above. It is in fact P to K4.]
3230 Audrey knocks and offers Cooper Bobby's photos she has just stolen from
3231 her father's office. Cooper identifies them as Hank, Ernie, Jean Renault
3232 and the mountie, meeting at Dead Dog Farm. Denise comes in.
3233 Audrey: They have women agents?
3234 Denise: More or less.
3235 Audrey kisses Cooper on her way out. Cooper briefs Denise.
3236 D: I may be wearing a dress but I still pull my panties on one leg at a
3237 time, if you know what I mean.
3238 Cooper: Not really...
3239
3240 Night
3241 -- At the RR, Ed looks depressed, prompting Norma to suggest they can still
3242 be friends and to take his hand, all this secretly witnessed by Hank,
3243 sporting a 3:4 domino.
3244 -- Dick tells Andy he thinks Nicky is the devil
3245 -- In Truman's office, Dwayne continues to accuse Lana of murder. Doc says
3246 it was a natural heart attack.
3247 -- In the hallway, all the men watch Lana being escorted to a room. They
3248 begin collectively reciting Shakespeare.
3249 -- Lucy tries to call the sheriff to the phone, but gets no response. She
3250 eventually finds all the men literally spellbound by Lana telling
3251 stories.
3252 -- Denise visits Ernie at the RR. At the Great Northern, Cooper and Denise
3253 interrogate Ernie. They apparently want to let him off, using him to
3254 catch the big guys. Denise will pose as a buyer from Seattle and Ernie
3255 will arrange for a deal between Renault and Denise.
3256 -- James hears Evelyn and Jeffrey fighting. Malcolm tells James the first
3257 beating was four years ago. He swears to kill Jeffrey.
3258 -- Bobby goes home to find his mother sitting in the dark grieving over the
3259 Major's disappearance. She flips on an owl lamp and Bobby tells his
3260 mother about the Major's vision. Suddenly the lights go out and the
3261 major materializes in the house, wearing a vintage pilot's outfit
3262 (leather jacket and goggles) and asking how long he's been gone.
3263 Betty: Is everything all right?
3264 Garland: No, dear...not exactly.
3265
3266
326717 Mar (Friday) [Episode 2013 - 1/19/90
3268 Written by Harley Peyton
3269 Directed by Todd Holland]
3270
3271 Morning
3272 -- Fade up on night time sky/field of stars. Camera pans
3273 slowly to right.
3274 VOICE: (whispers) Cooperrr...
3275 In the background, a chittering noise is heard. A yellow
3276 symbol consisting of three equilateral triangles overlapping
3277 slightly at their apexes (like the international radiation
3278 symbol) appears spinning in the center of the screen and
3279 rapidly moves towards the camera with a screaming noise.
3280 When it hits the camera, the screen erupts with flames.
3281 BRIGGS (V.O.): I remember stepping from the flames. A
3282 vague shape in the dark. Then nothing.
3283 Slow fade from flames to Major Garland Briggs. He is
3284 seated on a throne of stone in the middle of a jungle.
3285 The camera moves slowly towards him.
3286 BRIGGS: 'Til I found myself standing by the cold
3287 remains of our campfire. Two days later.
3288 HAYWARD (Distorted V.O.): Major, there are some new techniques
3289 that might help us break through your amnesia.
3290 BRIGGS: Well, my memories are immune from regression.
3291 I can feel them...
3292 A wolf begins to growl in the background.
3293 BRIGGS: ...they're palpable, the smells, the sensation.
3294 Everything is known to me, yet somehow beyond my reach.
3295 COOPER (distorted V.O.): Do you remember anything else?
3296 BRIGGS: Very little, save for one disturbing image
3297 of a giant owl, pervasive.
3298 The wolf continues to growl.
3299 COOPER (distorted V.O.): A giant owl?
3300 With a flash of light, we cut to a brief negative image of an owl flying,
3301 then to a close shot of the back of the Major's neck, where there is a
3302 small red scar identical to the 3-triangle symbol seen before. Cut
3303 to Briggs face. The flash is revealed to be from an Instamatic
3304 camera that Doc Hayward used to take a picture of the scar.
3305 The camera slowly pulls back from Briggs. The scene is the
3306 Sheriff's Station Conference Room, the time is apparently morning.
3307 Major Briggs, Agent Cooper, Doc Hayward and Sheriff Truman
3308 are present.
3309 COOPER: A giant owl? How big?
3310 BRIGGS: (fidgeting with his fingers) Enough to cloud my mind and
3311 memory.
3312 HAYWARD: (handing the instant picture he has just taken to Cooper)
3313 Three triangular scars behind the right ear, in perfect proportion.
3314 TRUMAN: Major Briggs...what exactly does your work involve?
3315 BRIGGS: That information...as I've repeated endlessly
3316 to myself...classified. Though the keeping of
3317 secrets ... seems less meaningful to me now.
3318 (Pause. The Major is nervous and shaken.)
3319 Perhaps there are sources of information that are
3320 so important as to transcend the human need
3321 to conspire. Information of such weight that
3322 pertains not ... (Garland pauses. He begins to
3323 lose control of his emotions.) Oh, God! Is
3324 this meant for the soul?! My soul?
3325 COOPER: Major--perhaps you'd better start back at the beginning.
3326 BRIGGS: Are you familiar with...Project Bluebook?
3327 COOPER: Yes sir, I am. The Air Force investigation into
3328 the phenomenon of Unidentified Flying Objects.
3329 BRIGGS: Officially disbanded in 1969. But, there are those
3330 of us who ... continue in an _unofficial_ capacity.
3331 Examining the heavens as before...in the case of
3332 Twin Peaks, the earth below.
3333 Cooper and Truman look at each other.
3334 BRIGGS: We are searching for a place called the White Lodge.
3335 Briggs stops talking as the door opens and two M.P.s step in.
3336 M.P. #1: Major Briggs?
3337 BRIGGS: I've been expecting you.
3338 TRUMAN: Now hold on just a minute, fellas.
3339 M.P. #1: Colonel Riley's orders.
3340 TRUMAN: I don't care what orders you got, this is my
3341 station and Major Briggs happens to be a friend of mine.
3342 BRIGGS: Harry (Briggs rises). I'm afraid we will have to continue
3343 this discussion at a later date.
3344 TRUMAN: Are you sure you wanna to go with them?
3345 BRIGGS: (Nods) Yeah. (to Cooper) Goodbye.
3346 M.P. #1: Major.
3347 A sprinkler drips onto the photo Cooper is holding {we hear the
3348 "hand shakes" sound from 2020}.
3349 -- Denise and Cooper have Ernie call Jean for the setup
3350 -- Dick tells Andy Nicky's records were sealed and returned to the
3351 orphanage
3352 -- Cooper asks Lucy if she's seen anything from Earle in the newspapers
3353 -- At the RR, Ed tells Norma, "We need to talk"
3354 -- Shelly's fed up with taking care of Leo and slaps Bobby who's going
3355 out again, as Invitation to Love plays on the TV. Leo's eye twitches.
3356 -- Ed gets a call from James who wants all his money ($12) sent to him
3357 at Wallies
3358 -- Evelyn asks James about his girls and for his help
3359
3360 9:25 am (clock on wall)
3361 -- Mike tries to fight off Nadine at the RR
3362 -- Hank asks Norma where's she's going
3363 -- Josie answers the door to Truman who can't keep his hands off her
3364 -- Audrey visits Ben's battlefield and calls Jerry
3365 -- Ed answers the door to Norma
3366 -- Hawk prepares Ernie with a bug:
3367 (Hawk is attaching a "wire" to Ernie with adhesive tape)
3368 E: Ouch! Will you mind the chest hair, will ya?
3369 H: You're sweatin' like a pig, Mr. Niles!
3370 E: Oh, thanks a lot! That's nervous perspiration, man, hyperhydrosis.
3371 It's a childhood condition--and I didn't notice it 'til the war.
3372 Korea, remember that? Do ya? I was leading a battalion up towards
3373 the 49th parallel. We were just a bunch of fresh-faced kids.
3374 I didn't know what kinda hell we were steppin' into.
3375 C: Ernie! Ernie, I want you to focus on the here and now. Repeat your
3376 instructions to me, step by step.
3377 E: Okay. Uh...I take...Denise...up to Dead Dog Farm. I introduce her to
3378 Renault.
3379 C: Right.
3380 E: I, uh...take Renault through the buy...complete the transaction, and
3381 get the hell out of there, huh?
3382 C: Good. Harry--that's when you come in. (Truman nods) By golly...I
3383 sure wish I could join you fellas. But I've temporarily lost my
3384 enforcement franchise.
3385 E: Heh, I bet.
3386 T: Well...I've been givin' that some thought. (tosses badge to Cooper)
3387 Consider yourself deputized. The bureau's loss is my gain.
3388 (Cooper looks at the badge--it's number 13.)
3389 C: (happily) I hope I can live up to this.
3390 H: (finishes wiring Ernie) He's done. You might want to towel him off
3391 before we go! (wipes his hands, exits)
3392 E: Ah, come on! (to Cooper and Truman) Uh...how long will it, uh...
3393 take you guys to storm the farmhouse after, uh, I complete the buy?
3394 C: (pinning on his badge) You go out, we come in.
3395 E: Can I, can I ask you a question?
3396 T: What, Ernie?
3397 E: Don't make me do this! This isn't my line of work! I'm a coward! I
3398 don't do this kind of thing, I'm a CPA!
3399 T: Ernie.
3400 C: Ernie.
3401 E: (laughs nervously) Just a momentary lapse. I'm okay, I'm...I'm cool.
3402 Let's go do it, huh?
3403 C: Where's Denise?
3404 T: Haven't seen her.
3405 (Door opens. Dennis enters dressed as a man, hair pulled back into a
3406 ponytail)
3407 D: (proudly) You can call me Dennis! Oh, I don't know, somehow it
3408 seemed...more appropriate. (Cooper beams, absolutely delighted)
3409 Whadda you think?
3410 (Truman whistles appreciatively)
3411 -- Andy and Dick at the Dorritt Home for Boys
3412 D: Our investigation must proceed "sub rosa." We may have to pick the
3413 lock. Tricky business, that. (Andy opens the unlocked door) Voila!
3414 We enter!
3415 A: Where is everybody?
3416 D: Lunch! Here we are, the case files. N...N...N...(turns to another
3417 set of files) N! Nales...Nester...Netherby...Needleman, Nicholas.
3418 Needleman, our little Nicky!
3419 A: We can read it in the car!
3420 D: Oh, patience, Andrew.
3421 A: (increasingly nervous) Dick!
3422 D: Sh! The usual background information...mmm...birthplace...initial
3423 adoption... mm-hmm! First of several, it seems.
3424 A: Dick!
3425 D: (oblivious to Andy) Ah, the plot thickens. Where are thy secrets,
3426 little Nicky?
3427 (The Brewsters appear at the door, wave eagerly. Andy sees them.)
3428 A: Dick!
3429 (The Brewsters enter. Dick jumps up, startled, and clumsily hides
3430 Nicky's file in his trenchcoat.)
3431 B: Hi!
3432 (Andy, petrified, crosses and stands beside Dick.)
3433 B: We're the Brewsters. (laughs) I know we're a little early. It's
3434 just that we're so darn eager to see him. Can we see him? Where's
3435 Donny?
3436 D: D--Uh, little Donny is...uh, dead. (The Brewsters look horrified.)
3437 Eh! Dead tired, I mean. I'm afraid little Donny, he isn't feeling up
3438 to snuff.
3439 B: Well, he was in perfect health only yesterday.
3440 (Dick is stumped.)
3441 A: Dick!
3442 D: Just a minute...*Woody*. Let me finish helping these good people.
3443 Now--where were we?
3444
3445 Afternoon
3446 -- Ed answers the door to Donna who's looking for James. She'll deliver
3447 the money to James.
3448 -- Norma leaves and Nadine rescues Ed from Hank
3449 -- Bobby sees Ben, then Audrey. A: I think Daddy needs an injection.
3450 -- Catherine visits Ben
3451 -- James shows Evelyn the fixed car who seduces him as Malcolm watches.
3452 The bottle of champagne disappears off the car seat.
3453 -- At Dead Dog Farm, Ernie's shirt smokes, blowing the cover. Hawk calls
3454 for backup as Cooper exchanges himself for Ernie and Dennis.
3455
3456 Evening (1/2 moon)
3457 -- Evelyn leaves James in bed to go at it with Malcolm
3458 -- Jean, the mountie, and Cooper in the center room:
3459 C: Is my death so important to you?
3460 R: My two brothers die...I hold you responsible.
3461 C: Why?
3462 R: Well...before you came here...Twin Peak was a simple place.
3463 My brothers deal dope to the teenagers and the truckdrivers...
3464 oh...One Eyed Jack welcomed the businessman and the tourist...
3465 quiet people lived a quiet life. Then--a pretty girl die,
3466 and you arrive...and everything change. My brother Bernardo,
3467 shot, and left to die in the...the woods. A grieving father
3468 smother my remaining brother with, ah...the pillow.
3469 Kidnaping...death...suddenly, ah, the quiet people...they're
3470 quiet no more. Suddenly the...the simple dream, become the
3471 nightmare. So. If you die, maybe you will be the last to die.
3472 Maybe you brought, ah...the nightmare...with you. And maybe...
3473 the nightmare will *die* with you.
3474 -- Dennis in a RR uniform, delivers food. Cooper shoots Jean with a
3475 gun hidden in Dennis' panty hose and Dennis kicks the mountie's ass.
3476 -- Shelly wakes to intermittent power to find Leo
3477 -- Power's off at the station. Lucy says there were two fires and an
3478 explosion. Cooper finds a dead person pointing to a chessboard.
3479 C: It's a chess game. Windom Earle's next move.
3480 [Explanation of chessboard diagram followed by one of the board in this
3481 scene. Note that the U.S. 'notation' of the chess pieces and the
3482 squares is added since it is very different from the 'European' one.]
3483
3484[Explanation of chessboard diagram]
3485 (KR) (KN) (KB) (K) (Q) (QB) (QN) (QR) <-- (Pos.)
3486 Rook Knight Bishop King Queen Bishop Knight Rook <-- Name
3487 R N B K Q B N R <-- Abbr.
3488 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
3489 | |_|_| | ,^-. | /+\ | _+_ | o o o | /+\ | ,^-. | |_|_| | White
3490(1)| |_| | /'_ | | \_/ | (_|_) | \_|_/ | \_/ | /'_ | | |_| |<-- pieces
3491 | _|_|_ | `'/_| | __=__ | === | === | __=__ | `'/_| | _|_|_ | (above)
3492 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
3493 | o | o | o | o | o | o | o | o | White
3494(2)| (_) | (_) | (_) | (_) | (_) | (_) | (_) | (_) |<-- Pawns
3495 | /_\ | /_\ | /_\ | /_\ | /_\ | /_\ | /_\ | /_\ | P
3496 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
3497 | |///////| |///////| |///////| |///////|
3498(3)| |///////| |///////| |///////| |/ QR3 <--- (from
3499 . | |///////| |///////| |///////| |///////| white)
3500 . +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+ Square
3501 . |///////| |///////| |///////| |///////| | notation
3502 |///////| |///////| |///////| |///////| QR5 <--- (from
3503 |///////| |///////| |///////| |///////| | black)
3504 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
3505 | |///////| |///////| |///////| |///////| Empty
3506 | |///////| |///////| |///////| |//// <----- black
3507 . | |///////| |///////| |///////| |///////| square
3508 . +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
3509 . |///////| |///////| |///////| |///////| | Empty
3510(3)|///////| |///////| |///////| |///////| <----- white
3511 |///////| |///////| |///////| |///////| | square
3512 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
3513 | o | o | o | o | o | o | o | o | Black
3514(2)| (#) | (#) | (#) | (#) | (#) | (#) | (#) | (#) |<-- Pawns
3515 | /#\ | /#\ | /#\ | /#\ | /#\ | /#\ | /#\ | /#\ | P
3516 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
3517 | |_|_| | ,^-. | /+\ | _+_ | o o o | /+\ | ,^-. | |_|_| | Black
3518(1)| |#| | /'##| | \#/ | (#|#) | \#|#/ | \#/ | /'##| | |#| |<-- pieces
3519 | _|#|_ | `'/#| | __#__ | === | === | __#__ | `'/#| | _|#|_ | (below)
3520 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
3521 R N B K Q B N R <-- Abbr.
3522 Rook Knight Bishop King Queen Bishop Knight Rook <-- Name
3523 (KR) (KN) (KB) (K) (Q) (QB) (QN) (QR) <-- (Pos.)
3524
3525[The board presently]
3526 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
3527 | |_|_| |///////| /+\ | _+_ | o o o | /+\ | ,^-. | |_|_| |
3528 | |_| |///////| \_/ | (_|_) | \_|_/ | \_/ | /'_ | | |_| |
3529 | _|_|_ |///////| __=__ | === | === | __=__ | `'/_| | _|_|_ |
3530 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
3531 | o | | o | o |///////| o | o | |
3532 | (_) | | (_) | (_) |///////| (_) | (_) | |
3533 | /_\ | | /_\ | /_\ |///////| /_\ | /_\ | |
3534 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
3535 | |///////| |///////| |///////| |///////|
3536 | |///////| |///////| |///////| |///////|
3537 | |///////| |///////| |///////| |///////|
3538 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
3539 |///////| |///////| |///////| |///////| |
3540 |///////| |///////| |///////| |///////| |
3541 |///////| |///////| |///////| |///////| |
3542 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
3543 | |///////| | o | |///////| |///////|
3544 | |///////| | (_) | |///////| |// ? //|
3545 | |///////| | /_\ | |///////| |///////|
3546 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
3547 |///////| |///////| |///////| o o o | o | |
3548 |///////| |///////| |///////| \#|#/ | (#) | ? |
3549 |///////| |///////| |///////| === | /#\ | |
3550 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
3551 | | o |? o ?| o | o |///////| |? o ?|
3552 | | (#) |? (#) ?| (#) | (#) |// ? //| ? |? (#) ?|
3553 | | /#\ |? /#\ ?| /#\ | /#\ |///////| |? /#\ ?|
3554 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
3555 | |_|_| | ,^-. |///////| _+_ |? o ?| /+\ |? ,^-.?| |
3556 | |#| | /'##| |///////| (#|#) |? (#) ?| \#/ |?/'##|?| ? |
3557 | _|#|_ | `'/#| |///////| === |? /#\ ?| __#__ |?`'/#|?| |
3558 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
3559
3560[Episode 2014 - 2/2/91
3561 Written by Scott Frost
3562 Directed by Uli Edel]
3563
3564Friday evening (continued)
3565 -- Truman, Cooper, and Doc Hayward investigate the dead body - there's a
3566 black pawn in the mouth. Cooper says it's a vagrant, and makes several
3567 predictions borne out by investigation (type of wound, an abandoned
3568 car ...). He tells Truman he's sure Windom Earle's behind this.
3569 C: He's taken his first pawn in a very sick game.
3570 [Shots of chess board shows set-up slightly different from above in 2013]
3571 -- Audrey plots with Bobby to save the Horne empire.
3572 A: From now on, Bobby, it's me you suck up to.
3573 -- Leo stalks Shelly with an axe, as an owl watches.
3574 Leo: "Goodbye wife", "Bad girl"
3575 Bobby returns home and after a struggle, Shelly stabs Leo in the leg who
3576 runs away into the woods.
3577
357818 Mar (Saturday)
3579
3580 Day
3581 -- Cooper's been cleared, but the suspension remains. Truman gives us the
3582 bird and offers the vagrant murder case to deputy Cooper. Hawk reports
3583 Hank is in the hospital - he missed the drug deal because he was "hit by
3584 a bus." Shelly called to report Leo's awakening.
3585 [Shots of chess board shows set-up slightly different from above in 2013]
3586 -- Andy tells Lucy about his and Dick's theory of Nicky killing his parents
3587 at the age of 6
3588 -- James meets Jeffrey, who gets in the car and drives off.
3589 -- At the RR, Ed and Doc Hayward discuss Nadine's dating and sex life.
3590 Donna took the van to look for James who's "out west a couple of hours."
3591 -- Ed tells Norma about the Nadine/Hank fight. Norma says Truman will
3592 arrest Hank for parole violation. Ed and Norma plan a romantic weekend.
3593 NORMA: People will find out. ED: Let 'em.
3594 -- James prepares to leave. Evelyn puts the moves on him. J: It's wrong!
3595 -- Cooper talks with Truman:
3596 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
3597 | |_|_| | ,^-. | /+\ | _+_ | o o o | /+\ | ,^-. | |_|_| |
3598 | |_| | /'_ | | \_/ | (_|_) | \_|_/ | \_/ | /'_ | | |_| |
3599 | _|_|_ | `'/_| | __=__ | === | === | __=__ | `'/_| | _|_|_ |
3600 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
3601 | o | o | o | |///////| o | o | o |
3602 | (_) | (_) | (_) | |///////| (_) | (_) | (_) |
3603 | /_\ | /_\ | /_\ | |///////| /_\ | /_\ | /_\ |
3604 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
3605 | |///////| |///////| |///////| |///////|
3606 | |///////| |///////| |///////| |///////|
3607 | |///////| |///////| |///////| |///////|
3608 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
3609 |///////| |///////| o |///////| |///////| |
3610 |///////| |///////| (_) |///////| |///////| |
3611 |///////| |///////| /_\ |///////| |///////| |
3612 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
3613 | |///////| | o | |///////| |///////|
3614 | |///////| | (_) | |///////| |///////|
3615 | |///////| | /_\ | |///////| |///////|
3616 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
3617 |///////| |///////| |///////| ,^-. |///////| |
3618 |///////| |///////| |///////| /'##| |///////| |
3619 |///////| |///////| |///////| `'/#| |///////| |
3620 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
3621 | o | o | o |///////| o | o | o | o |
3622 | (#) | (#) | (#) |///////| (#) | (#) | (#) | (#) |
3623 | /#\ | /#\ | /#\ |///////| /#\ | /#\ | /#\ | /#\ |
3624 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
3625 | |_|_| | ,^-. | /+\ | _+_ | o o o | /+\ |///////| |_|_| |
3626 | |#| | /'##| | \#/ | (#|#) | \#|#/ | \#/ |///////| |#| |
3627 | _|#|_ | `'/#| | __#__ | === | === | __#__ |///////| _|#|_ |
3628 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
3629 T: So how does chess figure into all this?
3630 C: Because Windom Earle and I played a game every day for three years.
3631 He felt that all of life could be found in the patterns and conflicts
3632 on the board. (pauses) Because I never beat him. (pauses) Now it's
3633 my turn. I'll publish my response in the Twin Peaks Gazette. I don't
3634 know what else to do.
3635 T: Coop, you're gonna have to give me some more information here.
3636 C: Harry, I've brought some baggage to town I haven't told you about.
3637 (sits) Windom Earle was my first partner. Everything I know about the
3638 law and the bureau, I owe to him. Four years ago, we drew the
3639 assignment of protecting a material witness in a federal crime. She
3640 was, uh...very beautiful...very gentle woman. Her name was Caroline.
3641 She and I fell in love. One night, I...failed in my vigilance. An
3642 attack was made; I wasn't ready. I was wounded and I lost
3643 consciousness. (swallows hard) When I came to, she was in my arms,
3644 she...she was dead, she'd been stabbed.
3645 T: The wounds on the vagrant.
3646 C: Identical. The killer was never found. My wound healed; Windom Earle
3647 went mad. Institutionalized until his recent escape.
3648 T: So why is he after you?
3649 C: Harry--Caroline was Windom Earle's wife.
3650 (Truman has been sitting on the edge of his desk. Now, he sits in his
3651 chair, taken aback.)
3652 T: So...he blames you for her death.
3653 C: (shakes his head, leans forward) It's much worse than that. I think
3654 he killed her. And I think he committed the crime that she originally
3655 witnessed. Harry-- Windom Earle's mind is like a diamond! It's cold,
3656 and hard, and brilliant. I think he feigned the insanity that sent
3657 him away, but at some point he lost the ability to distinguish between
3658 what's right and what's wrong. You don't know what he's capable of,
3659 Harry...you don't know!
3660 -- Donna shows up at Wallies looking for James but finds Evelyn instead.
3661 Evelyn said he had done some work for her and then headed off to Mexico.
3662 -- James wrestles with his emotions
3663 -- Audrey ushers Jerry into Ben's office. BEN: "Jeb!" Dr. Jacoby is there.
3664 He says Ben's reversal of the South's fortunes is a healthy way for Ben
3665 to recover from his own defeat.
3666 -- Briggs staggers into the sheriff's office and collapses. Lucy checks her
3667 lip stick.
3668 -- Briggs, Truman and Cooper at the station:
3669 (Briggs, Cooper, and Truman are all sucking down huge glasses of water.
3670 Lucy is standing nearby with a pitcher of water.)
3671 L: More?
3672 C: I'm fine.
3673 T: Fine, Lucy.
3674 B: Fine.
3675 (Lucy exits.)
3676 T: Major--what happened?
3677 B: Well, as men who have dedicated their lives to service, I know that
3678 you're able to understand how sacred I hold a pledge of allegiance.
3679 And the cost one must pay when breaking a pledge.
3680 C: It can be very great.
3681 B: Well, the Air Force, *I thought*, was not unlike other societies of
3682 men dedicated to the fight for the good. (pauses, mops his brow)
3683 Gentlemen, frankly I'm worried. When my superiors questioned me about
3684 my disappearance, they exhibited a degree of suspicion and intolerance
3685 bordering on the paranoic. I must now admit that their motivation in
3686 the search for the White Lodge is not ideologically pure. I believe
3687 that during my disappearance I was taken to the White Lodge. I can
3688 remember, virtually nothing. But I have the clear, intuitive sense
3689 that there's... much trouble ahead.
3690 C: Major? What kind of trouble?
3691 B: I am unaware of the form it will take. (pauses) I will return.
3692 Until that time, I will be in the shadows if you need me. Good day,
3693 gentlemen.
3694 C: Good day, Major.
3695 (the Major exits.)
3696 T: In the shadows. Can you beat that?
3697 C: No...
3698 -- Jacoby, Lana, Cooper, Truman, Hawk at the station
3699 (Cooper and Truman enter the meeting room after Hawk. Jacoby and Lana
3700 are waiting there.)
3701 J: Good. I wanted all of you to hear this. I've just spent almost the
3702 last twenty-four hours with this charming young lady, and as you can
3703 see, uh... I have no bruises, no broken bones...any claims by her
3704 deceased husband's brother that she's cursed or somehow responsible
3705 for a death is nonsense. Now what she does, in fact, possess is a
3706 heightened sexual drive. And a working knowledge of technique,
3707 anatomy, and touch, that few men have ever had the pleasure of
3708 experiencing, or the skills to match.
3709 T: Is it *hot* in here?
3710 C: Yeah.
3711 H: Yep.
3712 C: Lana, let me be the first to congratulate you.
3713 L: Thank you! Well--I could never have done it without Dr. Jacoby.
3714 J: Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh. Okay. Well then, we're gonna go bowling.
3715 See ya later, guys!
3716 -- Dwayne Milford is in the lobby with a shotgun, threatening to shoot Lana.
3717 Cooper suggests that the mayor and the widow go alone into the conference
3718 room to work it out. Truman: Now what? Cooper: We wait.
3719 -- The cops enter the conference room to find the widow and the mayor
3720 making plans to adopt a baby
3721 -- Catherine reveals Andrew Packard to Pete. P: "We forgot the weenies!"
3722 Catherine and Andrew knew of the attempt on Andrew's life so they staged
3723 it. Eckhardt tried to kill him after he got the better of him in a
3724 business deal. It was planned for 6 years.
3725
3726 Dusk
3727 -- Eckhardt and Jones check into the Great Northern
3728 -- Truman shows Cooper a Seattle newspaper story -- Jonathan is dead.
3729 Truman suspects Josie and asks Cooper to investigate.
3730 C: Harry, let's get one thing straight--I work for you now. If you
3731 say drink coffee, I'll drink coffee.
3732 -- Doc Hayward tells Dick and Andy about Nicky's past. His mother was an
3733 immigrant, maid at the Great Northern. She was impregnated during a
3734 rape, died in child birth. Nicky was in an orphanage, then adopted.
3735 His adopted parents were killed in a car crash. Lucy is indignant that
3736 the men had suspected Nicky of wrong-doing. She swats a fly.
3737 Dick and Andy break down and cry.
3738 -- It comes down at the Marsh place.
3739 {First police car arrives}
3740 E: There's been an accident. Jeffrey's dead.
3741 J: His car?
3742 E: Yes.
3743 J: You killed him!
3744 E: No. No. No...
3745 J: My God, you set me up!
3746 E: It was Malcolm's idea. He's not my brother. Hurry James, go find
3747 that young girl who loves you. {Second police car arrives}
3748 Go! {James grabs his jacket and leaves}
3749 Donna is there in the shadows outside, and they run away together.
3750
3751 Night
3752 -- Leo walking through the woods. Gratuitous owl shots. There is a cabin
3753 with a light on. Leo walks in and meets Windom Earle.
3754
375519 Mar (Sunday) [Episode 2015 - 2/9/21
3756 Written by Harley Peyton and Robert Engels
3757 Directed by Diane Keaton]
3758
3759 Day
3760 -- Evelyn and Malcolm tell the cops about James
3761 Malcolm: Mrs. Marsh hired him to fix the Jaguar.
3762 Cop: Jaguar... J-a-g-w... uh, a car.
3763 -- At Wallies, bus drivers watch an opera, while James and Donna talk
3764 as the bartender persists in listening in. Donna wants to talk to Ed,
3765 James wants to talk to Evelyn.
3766 -- Donna calls Ed
3767 -- Cooper and Truman question Shelly and Bobby, who says that Hank shot Leo
3768 -- Albert ("Get a life, punk!") tells Cooper about Earle's leavings at
3769 five different police departments in different cities, each an article of
3770 Caroline's clothing. He also has photos of the dead vagrant, showing
3771 a set-up of the chess board different from above in 2013.
3772 -- Earle makes music as Leo awakens and puts the collar on him
3773 -- Ed and Norma discuss their future when Nadine rips off the door
3774 and joins them in bed. She says she knows about them, mentions Mike,
3775 and bends her 2nd place wrestling trophy.
3776 -- Cooper and Truman question Josie
3777 -- Pete returns with a load of dry cleaning. Cooper takes a sample from
3778 a coat.
3779 -- Thomas calls Josie. Catherine listens. Eckhardt and Jones speak
3780 Afrikaans.
3781 -- Ben continues on in the war. Johnny is present in his Indian headdress.
3782 Bobby trumpets.
3783 -- Evelyn and Donna trade words at Wallies until Malcolm comes for Evelyn
3784 -- Albert's report. The dead Asian man was Jonathan Kumagai. The fibers
3785 found outside Cooper's door and from Josie's coat are a perfect match.
3786 Truman reports the dead vagrant's name was Eric Powell. Powell was
3787 Caroline's maiden name.
3788 T: So whenever he takes a piece from the board...
3789 C: ...someone dies.
3790 -- Pete beats Toad, Cooper and Doc Hayward in chess, and agrees to help
3791 Cooper with his chess game.
3792 C: Great players are either far or few.
3793 -- Shelly gets her job back and cleans the ice cream cone
3794 -- Truman tells Norma Hank is going back to jail
3795
3796 Night (1/2 moon)
3797 -- Josie answers the door to Eckhardt, who dines with Catherine. They
3798 debate over what to do with Josie.
3799 -- James confronts Evelyn, who's blowing smoke rings. She confesses and
3800 seduces him. Malcolm knocks him out.
3801 -- The North surrenders and Ben's back
3802 -- Earle prepares himself and tutors Leo in penmanship. He shows photos
3803 of Audrey, Donna and Shelly. E: Which one shall be my queen?
3804 -- Donna stumbles into Evelyn and Malcolm scheming. Fiasco results
3805 in Evelyn shooting Malcolm.
3806 -- Cooper looks at a picture of Caroline as Earle walks out of the elevator.
3807 Earle leaves a message for Audrey.
3808 -- Cooper finds a mask and a message from Earle in his bed.
3809 E: It's your move!!
3810
381120 Mar (Monday) [Episode 2016 - 2/16/91
3812 Written by Tricia Brook
3813 Directed by Lesli Linka Glatter]
3814
3815 Morning
3816 -- Cooper and Truman listen to Earle's tape. They decide to call Pete
3817 for Cooper's next move. Lucy: Paper and Pete, got it - I'll do it
3818 alphabetically!
3819 -- Pete answers Lucy's call then serves breakfast to Catherine and Andrew.
3820 Josie enters, sees Andrew and faints.
3821 -- Truman reads the paper, an article on Jonathan's death
3822 -- Hank (on crutches) and Hawk in Truman's office. Truman accuses Hank of
3823 shooting Leo. Hank says he was home with Norma then, and offers to deal
3824 info on Packard's death for freedom. No deal. Hawk kicks Hank's
3825 crutch out from under him.
3826 -- Albert's report regarding the gun:
3827 A: This is the bullet we removed from you. This is the one that was
3828 excavated from the dead man's skull. Same bullets, same gun, same
3829 killer. Let's go get her.
3830 C: Albert, hold your horses.
3831 A: Coop--I appreciate any reluctance you might have for busting your
3832 pal's old lady, but the woman ventilated you and left you for dead.
3833 C: (holds up his hand) Albert--I don't take it personally. What about
3834 the gloves, the powder tests?
3835 A: News at five. All right, fine, you're not mad, but there's an
3836 epidemic of multiple gunshot wounds following this chick around,
3837 she is a menace.
3838 C: (nods) I'll talk to her. Maybe she'll confess, turn herself in.
3839 A: Maybe she'll grow wings and join the circus. (leaves)
3840 -- Audrey working as concierge at the Great Northern. J.J. Wheeler walks
3841 in; he claims to have seen Audrey years ago playing Heidi. Audrey has
3842 mail -- a note containing a torn piece of paper with writing, and a
3843 note inviting her to "save the one you love" by attending "a gathering
3844 of angels" at the Roadhouse that night.
3845 -- Ed replaces some figurines on a shelf when Nadine returns from school
3846 early. She confesses to Ed her love for Mike. NADINE: "We have to
3847 call a spade a spade. We're breaking up."
3848 -- Cooper pleads the truth from Josie. Catherine listens in. COOPER: "I
3849 don't know what place [Harry] occupies in your heart, but I do know that
3850 you own his." Josie is unresponsive. After Cooper leaves, Catherine
3851 badgers Josie while oozing slime. Catherine says Josie will have to
3852 see Eckhardt alone that night. JOSIE: "He'll kill me." Catherine
3853 casually exposes a gun in the book case which Josie grabs and fondles.
3854 -- Health-conscious Ben, Bobby, Jerry, Audrey and John Justice Wheeler plot
3855 business. Ben reveals there is an endangered species on the
3856 mill/Ghostwood property: the pine weasel.
3857 B: I give you...the little pine weasel. Found only in our tri-county
3858 area... it is nearly extinct.
3859 J: (happily) They're incredible roasted.
3860 Ben will use this fact to stop development until he is in the driver's
3861 seat. BEN: "And then, I'm considering a run for the Senate."
3862
3863 1:16 (clock on wall)
3864 -- Earle the truck driver leaves the RR, leaving a note for Shelly.
3865 Norma is on the phone with her sister, Annie, who lives at a
3866 convent. Shelly reads the note, identical to Audrey's.
3867 Ed comes in and proposes to Norma.
3868 -- Leo whittles under Earle's instruction
3869 -- Norma visits Hank in jail, asks for a divorce. Hank promises to reform
3870 and asks for an alibi regarding Leo. Norma refuses, although Hank
3871 swears he'll die if he goes back to prison. HANK: "You're his whore,
3872 Norma." NORMA: "I'd rather be _his_ whore than your wife."
3873
3874 5:00 pm (A to C: "News at five.")
3875 -- Pete selects a move that will give Earle "sleepless nights" and not
3876 allow him to capture any pieces for 5-6 moves. It is P to
3877 QN-3.
3878 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
3879 | |_|_| | ,^-. | /+\ | _+_ | o o o | /+\ | ,^-. | |_|_| |
3880 | |_| | /'_ | | \_/ | (_|_) | \_|_/ | \_/ | /'_ | | |_| |
3881 | _|_|_ | `'/_| | __=__ | === | === | __=__ | `'/_| | _|_|_ |
3882 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
3883 | o | o | o | |///////| o | o | o |
3884 | (_) | (_) | (_) | |///////| (_) | (_) | (_) |
3885 | /_\ | /_\ | /_\ | |///////| /_\ | /_\ | /_\ |
3886 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
3887 | |///////| |///////| |///////| |///////|
3888 | |///////| |///////| |///////| |///////|
3889 | |///////| |///////| |///////| |///////|
3890 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
3891 |///////| |///////| o |///////| |///////| |
3892 |///////| |///////| (_) |///////| |///////| |
3893 |///////| |///////| /_\ |///////| |///////| |
3894 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
3895 | |///////| | o | |///////| |///////|
3896 | |///////| | (_) | |///////| |///////|
3897 | |///////| | /_\ | |///////| |///////|
3898 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
3899 |///////| |///////| |///////| ,^-. | o | |
3900 |///////| |///////| |///////| /'##| | (#) | |
3901 |///////| |///////| |///////| `'/#| | /#\ | |
3902 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
3903 | o | o | o |///////| o | o | | o |
3904 | (#) | (#) | (#) |///////| (#) | (#) | | (#) |
3905 | /#\ | /#\ | /#\ |///////| /#\ | /#\ | | /#\ |
3906 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
3907 | |_|_| | ,^-. | /+\ | _+_ | o o o | /+\ |///////| |_|_| |
3908 | |#| | /'##| | \#/ | (#|#) | \#|#/ | \#/ |///////| |#| |
3909 | _|#|_ | `'/#| | __#__ | === | === | __#__ |///////| _|#|_ |
3910 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
3911 -- Albert says the powder on Josie's glove proves she shot Cooper. There
3912 was a positive ID of her in Seattle.
3913 -- Andrew visits Josie putting on makeup in her room. He says he loved her
3914 though she didn't love him and she should go to Eckhardt who can
3915 get her out of the country.
3916
3917 Dusk
3918 -- James and Donna meet for a picnic in the mountains. James is going to
3919 continue traveling around. Donna will return to TP. They will continue
3920 to love each other and meet again some day. Evelyn is going to stand
3921 trial and James will be a witness.
3922
3923 Evening
3924 -- Truman comes to see Josie. Catherine says she's gone to see Eckhardt.
3925 -- Eckhardt and Andrew meet in the elevator. Andrew says he is alive
3926 because Josie betrayed Eckhardt. Something about Josie in love with
3927 Truman. ECKHARDT: "I have taken care of [Truman]."
3928 -- Ben, Audrey and Jack at supper. Jack is in business of saving troubled
3929 businesses with environmental problems. Ben is called away;
3930 attraction/repulsion/defensiveness between Audrey and Jack ensues.
3931
3932 9:30 pm
3933 -- Shelly, Audrey and Donna meet at the Roadhouse. They put their three
3934 pieces of paper together. Earle watches from the bar.
3935 "See the mountains kiss high heaven
3936 And the waves clasp one another.
3937 No sister flower would be forgiven
3938 If it disdained its brother.
3939 And the sunlight clasps the earth,
3940 And the moonbeams kiss the sea.
3941 What is all this sweet work worth,
3942 If thou kiss not me?"
3943 -- Cooper practices fly fishing in his room. Catherine calls to let him
3944 know where Josie is. He grabs his gun and goes to investigate. He hears
3945 a shot and opens Eckhardt's door. Eckhardt stands up and dies.
3946 Josie and Cooper point guns at each other.
3947 J: He tried to kill me.
3948 C: Is that what you'll say about me, Josie--that I tried to kill you?
3949 What about Jonathan? Did he try to kill you, too?
3950 J: He...he was taking me back.
3951 C: Why did you shoot me, Josie?
3952 J: Because you came here. I knew this day was going to come. I'm not
3953 going to jail! I can't!
3954 (Truman enters, gun drawn)
3955 H: Put it down, Josie.
3956 J: Ah! Harry?!
3957 H: PUT IT DOWN!!
3958 J: Harry--forgive me. I never meant to hurt you. (takes several sharp
3959 breaths, closes her eyes, hugs the gun to her chest, and collapses on
3960 the bed)
3961 H: (rushes to her, cradles her in his arms) Josie! Josie?! Josie!
3962 (looks up) She's dead.
3963 (Truman and Josie on the bed disappear, spotlight appears. BOB climbs
3964 onto the bed from the floor on the far side, laughing maniacally, until
3965 he is on his hands and knees on the bed)
3966 B: Coop! What happened to Josie?! (continues to laugh)
3967 (BOB disappears, the little Man From Another Place appears, dances on
3968 the bed, and disappears. Truman and Josie reappear as before. Josie's
3969 face appears in the knob of the nightstand, crying out in torment)
3970
397121 Mar (Tuesday) [Episode 2017 - 3/28/91
3972 Written by Barry Pullman
3973 Directed by James Foley]
3974
3975[Cooper's Prologue - only in the US TV version, due to a return from a long
3976hiatus. The date Cooper mentions is the airdate:
3977 March 28th, Thursday night. Diane, I want to bring you up to speed on a
3978few recent developments. Nadine Hurley, 35 years old, persists in the belief
3979that she is a high school girl. She has apparently fallen in love with Mike
3980Nelson, high school varsity star.
3981 Word has it that Bobby Briggs is shacked up with Shelly the waitress.
3982Shelly's husband, Leo, has awakened from his coma and is somewhere in
3983the woods.
3984 Ben Horne has suddenly become an environmentalist, and enlisted the
3985aid of trusted friend John Justice Wheeler to help him save the pine
3986weasel.
3987 As for me...I find myself suffused with a vague sense of contentment;
3988a premonition of happiness. I hope I will be ready when it comes. Mean-
3989while, there's Windom Earle, my former partner. Windom continues to play
3990his deadly game of chess. Deadly, Diane, because every time he removes
3991a piece from the board, Earle takes a human life. I have enlisted the
3992aid of chess champion Pete Martell, in hopes of formulating a stalemate
3993game. In the meantime, I can only wait for Earle's next move.
3994 Major Briggs has returned from his disappearance in the woods, but
3995remembers nothing. He cannot explain the mysterious tattoo on his neck.
3996 Diane, Josie Packard is dead, possibly from fear. And while I am
3997absolutely certain that she tried to take my life, I feel both sadness
3998and even sympathy. Sheriff Truman is suffering terribly as a result.
3999 When Josie died, I saw a vision, revealing BOB, and the midget from
4000my dream. Windom Earle...BOB...the midget...is there a connection, Diane?
4001Do these events foretell BOB's return? I hope not...for all our sakes.]
4002
4003 Morning
4004 -- Truman thinks of Josie in a darkened room and Hawk comes in offering
4005 breakfast. Truman refuses, finding solace in a bottle of Jack Daniels.
4006 Hawk: Earle's chess game is the big concern. The man has a poor sense
4007 of recreation.
4008
4009 11:18 am (clock on wall)
4010 -- Annie, Norma's sister, arrives and is to start working at the RR
4011 -- The Log Lady touches the Major's tattoo
4012 -- Hawk tells Cooper about Truman's condition. Doc said he can't figure
4013 Josie's cause of death. Her body weight was 65 lbs.
4014 Hawk: Maybe we'd better just whistle on our way past the graveyard.
4015 -- Windom talks to Leo about the country life, while Leo fetches things.
4016 Windom's got himself a laptop.
4017 WE: Tacit agreement is acceptable, Leo. Your silence speaks volumes.
4018 Or if not volumes, at least the occasional punctuated paragraph.
4019 He gets the latest move from Cooper in the paper. He doesn't like it.
4020 WE: He's playing a stalemate game. Cooper doesn't know the meaning
4021 of STALEMATE!
4022 WE: He's getting help. I cannot tolerate people who do not play by
4023 the rules.
4024 -- People from the Great Northern & Horne's store set up for a benefit
4025 show to save the pine weasel. Pinkle's to give a talk about the pine
4026 weasel. John and Audrey ramble then plan a picnic.
4027 -- Cooper visits Truman and gives him the scoop on Josie. She had multiple
4028 felons and two arrests for prostitution besides the shooting of Eckhardt,
4029 Jonathan, and Cooper himself. Truman kicks him out.
4030 -- Catherine looks at plans and is visited by Jones, Eckhardt's executive
4031 assistant. She's got a gift for Catherine from Eckhardt.
4032 -- Dr. Gerald Craig (Earle), a friend of Dr. Hayward's, comes by, talks with
4033 Donna and leaves a gift for Will
4034 -- Pete looks for a stalemate game but he informs Cooper that at
4035 least six men are lost by such a game. Andy and Lucy argue over the
4036 knight's hook move.
4037 -- Cooper, the Log Lady, and Major Briggs compare notes. Margaret, at age 7,
4038 Major Briggs: Margaret: took a walk in the woods and
4039 /\ /\ /\ /\ was told that she had
4040 / \ / \ / \ / \ disappeared for a day. She
4041 /____\/____\ / \/\ /\/ \ got a tattoo on her leg. She
4042 /\ / \ / \ also heard an owl when her
4043 / \ /__________\ /__________\ husband died in the fire.
4044 /____\ All three have heard that
4045 call and seen the light.
4046
4047 Afternoon
4048 -- John sings to Audrey at their picnic
4049 -- Will and Eileen return. Donna tells him about Dr. Craig. She's informed
4050 that Dr. Craig was his roommate and also drowned years ago. The gift
4051 contains a note: KN to KB3. The phone number given to Donna by Dr. Craig
4052 was for a cemetery. Doc leaves to go tell Truman.
4053 [The board presently:
4054 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
4055 | |_|_| |///////| /+\ | _+_ | o o o | /+\ | ,^-. | |_|_| |
4056 | |_| |///////| \_/ | (_|_) | \_|_/ | \_/ | /'_ | | |_| |
4057 | _|_|_ |///////| __=__ | === | === | __=__ | `'/_| | _|_|_ |
4058 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
4059 | o | o | o | |///////| o | o | o |
4060 | (_) | (_) | (_) | |///////| (_) | (_) | (_) |
4061 | /_\ | /_\ | /_\ | |///////| /_\ | /_\ | /_\ |
4062 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
4063 | |///////| ,^-. |///////| |///////| |///////|
4064 | |///////| /'_ | |///////| |///////| |///////|
4065 | |///////| `'/_| |///////| |///////| |///////|
4066 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
4067 |///////| |///////| o |///////| |///////| |
4068 |///////| |///////| (_) |///////| |///////| |
4069 |///////| |///////| /_\ |///////| |///////| |
4070 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
4071 | |///////| | o | |///////| |///////|
4072 | |///////| | (_) | |///////| |///////|
4073 | |///////| | /_\ | |///////| |///////|
4074 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
4075 |///////| |///////| |///////| ,^-. | o | |
4076 |///////| |///////| |///////| /'##| | (#) | |
4077 |///////| |///////| |///////| `'/#| | /#\ | |
4078 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
4079 | o | o | o |///////| o | o | | o |
4080 | (#) | (#) | (#) |///////| (#) | (#) | | (#) |
4081 | /#\ | /#\ | /#\ |///////| /#\ | /#\ | | /#\ |
4082 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
4083 | |_|_| | ,^-. | /+\ | _+_ | o o o | /+\ |///////| |_|_| |
4084 | |#| | /'##| | \#/ | (#|#) | \#|#/ | \#/ |///////| |#| |
4085 | _|#|_ | `'/#| | __#__ | === | === | __#__ |///////| _|#|_ |
4086 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
4087 -- Ed and Nadine discuss their future with Jacoby
4088 Nadine: I think I've gone _blind_ in my left eye!
4089 -- Mrs. Hayward answers the door to Ben who kisses her on the cheek.
4090 Donna watches.
4091
4092 6:05 pm (?) clock on wall
4093 -- Norma shows a flier to Shelly about the Miss Twin Peaks contest. "Easy
4094 Rider" Earle says she'd be perfect for it. Cooper meets Annie and gets a
4095 good strong cup of coffee she made. Windom in disguise watches Annie with
4096 Cooper, who notices Annie's scar. Cooper looks puzzled after Earle
4097 leaves unnoticed.
4098
4099 Dusk
4100 -- Hawk gets Cooper. A drunken Truman wrecked all the furniture in the
4101 Bookhouse and Cooper calms him down.
4102 -- Mr. & Mrs. Inkman (Nadine and Mike) rent the honeymoon suite at the
4103 Great Northern. A friend, Susan, recognizes Mike. Nadine smashes the
4104 bell.
4105 -- Ben speaks for the Stop Ghostwood campaign. Dick is host for the fashion
4106 show. Lucy and Andy model bright plaid colors.
4107 -- Ben chats with Catherine at the bar, convinced he's a reformed person
4108 -- Pinkle speaks about the pine weasel and takes one of its cage.
4109 It becomes attracted to the studs and cheap cologne of Dick's,
4110 bites his nose and gets loose. Chaos ensues.
4111 Pinkle: Don't panic. He's completely harmless. He's already
4112 endangered.
4113 Jack catches Audrey and they kiss.
4114 -- Jones knocks out a Bookhouse guard and gets into sleeping Truman's bed
4115
4116[Episode 2018 - 4/4/91
4117Written by Harley Peyton & Robert Engels
4118Directed by Duwayne Dunham]
4119
4120Tuesday evening (continued)
4121 -- Jones puts some perfume on Truman's and her lips. He sees Josie in his
4122 haze and she tries to strangle him. They struggle and Truman triumphs.
4123
412422 Mar (Wednesday)
4125
4126 Morning
4127 -- Audrey delivers breakfast to John's room
4128 -- Truman tells Cooper that Jones won't speak to anyone but the South
4129 African consulate. Cooper's cure for a hangover sends Truman running
4130 for the rest rooms. There's a bonsai delivered this morning "from
4131 Josie." Doc tells Truman about Earle at his house.
4132 C: We publish our next move today.
4133 Gordon arrives as Earle listens via the bugged bonsai. Earle was
4134 apparently high on the same drug, Haliperidol, as the OAM, as well as
4135 involved with Project Bluebook. Gordon reinstates Cooper and gives him
4136 a new Smith and Wesson 10 mm.
4137 WE: Young Dale is continually refusing to play FAIR!
4138 -- Leo picks some cards from Earle: Queen of Clubs (Donna), Queen of
4139 Diamonds (Audrey), Queen of Spades (Shelly), King of Spades (Cooper).
4140 The Queen of Hearts (blank) will be Miss Twin Peaks.
4141 WE: Now, what do you get if you win? {...} Oh yes, I know... you get to
4142 die! A royal execution. And Cooper... gets to watch. {giggles}
4143 -- Donna, at the Great Northern, sees her mom with Ben. Mike and Nadine
4144 check out. Donna and Audrey chat and wonder about their parents.
4145 -- Eileen and Ben discuss some happenings 20 years ago. She's got some
4146 old love-letters from him. He's trying to win her back by proving he's
4147 reformed. Donna and Audrey eavesdrop. Eileen says stay away from
4148 Donna.
4149 -- At the RR, Gordon's cure for a hangover sends Truman running for the
4150 restrooms. Gordon notices Shelly, likes what he sees and makes his
4151 move.
4152 Shelly: You don't have to shout. I can hear you.
4153 Gordon: I HEARD THAT. I, I HEARD THAT.
4154 Shelly: Um, do you want anything besides coffee?
4155 Gordon: I HEARD YOU PERFECTLY!
4156 Shelly: {desperately} And I can hear you, honest. Please!
4157 -- Cooper, Truman and Annie chat about a chickadee he saw out the window.
4158 T: What do you recommend for a hangover?
4159 A: Teetotaling and prayer.
4160 C: Good answer.
4161 T: I'll try some coffee.
4162 /\ Cooper tells her a joke about penguins,
4163 / \ and they laugh.
4164 \ / T: Defense rests.
4165 \/ Annie mentions Cooper's sketch looks
4166 /\ / \ /\ just like the symbol in Owl Cave.
4167 / -< >- \
4168 / \ / \
4169 -------------/\--------------
4170 / \
4171 \ /
4172 \/
4173 -- Donna reads a postcard from James at San Francisco. He's off to Mexico.
4174 Her father asks about James and she asks about her mom and Ben. He
4175 seems like he's hiding something. Flowers arrive anonymously for Eileen.
4176 -- Prof. Edward (Earle) Perkins runs into Audrey at the library. He
4177 identifies her poem as Shelley.
4178 WE: Reciting the verse of Shelley, you look very much like a queen.
4179 -- Shelly and Annie chat about Cooper
4180 -- Lucy, playing chess, chats with Andy as he climbs down a rope. He's
4181 going spelunking.
4182 -- Pete just called in the next move (P to QR-3):
4183 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
4184 | |_|_| |///////| /+\ | _+_ | o o o | /+\ | ,^-. | |_|_| |
4185 | |_| |///////| \_/ | (_|_) | \_|_/ | \_/ | /'_ | | |_| |
4186 | _|_|_ |///////| __=__ | === | === | __=__ | `'/_| | _|_|_ |
4187 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
4188 | o | o | o | |///////| o | o | o |
4189 | (_) | (_) | (_) | |///////| (_) | (_) | (_) |
4190 | /_\ | /_\ | /_\ | |///////| /_\ | /_\ | /_\ |
4191 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
4192 | |///////| ,^-. |///////| |///////| |///////|
4193 | |///////| /'_ | |///////| |///////| |///////|
4194 | |///////| `'/_| |///////| |///////| |///////|
4195 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
4196 |///////| |///////| o |///////| |///////| |
4197 |///////| |///////| (_) |///////| |///////| |
4198 |///////| |///////| /_\ |///////| |///////| |
4199 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
4200 | |///////| | o | |///////| |///////|
4201 | |///////| | (_) | |///////| |///////|
4202 | |///////| | /_\ | |///////| |///////|
4203 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
4204 |///////| |///////| |///////| ,^-. | o | o |
4205 |///////| |///////| |///////| /'##| | (#) | (#) |
4206 |///////| |///////| |///////| `'/#| | /#\ | /#\ |
4207 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
4208 | o | o | o |///////| o | o | |///////|
4209 | (#) | (#) | (#) |///////| (#) | (#) | |///////|
4210 | /#\ | /#\ | /#\ |///////| /#\ | /#\ | |///////|
4211 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
4212 | |_|_| | ,^-. | /+\ | _+_ | o o o | /+\ |///////| |_|_| |
4213 | |#| | /'##| | \#/ | (#|#) | \#|#/ | \#/ |///////| |#| |
4214 | _|#|_ | `'/#| | __#__ | === | === | __#__ |///////| _|#|_ |
4215 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
4216 Cooper's in gear and ready to go. Cooper mentions that Shelly took
4217 Gordon down to Doc's regarding his hearing.
4218 -- Johnny Horne shoots buffalo
4219 -- Ben thinks Audrey's the best man for the job and informs her that her
4220 plane to Seattle leaves in an hour. John shows up to see this. He and
4221 Ben chat about how Ben can be good. He mentions he's fallen in love with
4222 Audrey and they munch on carrots.
4223 Ben: Always tell the hardest truth first...
4224
4225 Night
4226 -- At Owl Cave, Andy slips and falls. Cooper, Truman, and Hawk are also
4227 there. They see the symbol on the wall. An owl flies around them.
4228 Andy swings at it with his pick and hits the symbol. The middle
4229 diamond falls out revealing a pole with a petroglyph on the end.
4230 It's the same symbol as on Teresa's ring. The owl flies away.
4231
4232 9:05 pm (Cooper to Diane)
4233 -- Cooper, after making a quick message to Diane [incorrectly saying it's
4234 Thursday], runs into Annie at the Great Northern bar.
4235 Dale: Hello Annie.
4236 Annie: Hi.
4237 D: Can I get you something... oh,
4238 A: No, no, I have a rum and tonic.
4239 D: I see.
4240 A: One of the sisters used to put rum in her tea and I thought it was
4241 exotic, so...
4242 D: It's all new to you isn't it?
4243 A: I feel constantly amazed. Stunned. Music and people-- the way they
4244 talk and laugh and the way some of them are so clearly in love. It's
4245 like a foreign language to me. I know just enough of the words to
4246 realize how little I understand.
4247 D: Man, I'd love to see the world through your eyes.
4248 A: Why?
4249 D: Oh, there are some things I might do different if I had the chance.
4250 A: Me too.
4251 [Annie reaches for her drink-- Dale notices the suicide scar -- and
4252 Annie notices him noticing. She pulls back her hand to cover her wrist.]
4253 A: You see, the thing is I failed before and [pause] I'm just afraid it
4254 might happen again.
4255 D: You want to talk about it?
4256 A: Not yet.
4257 D: Maybe I can help.
4258 A: Can you?
4259 D: If you want me to.
4260 A: I'm stubborn, extremely willful.
4261 D: I can handle that.
4262 A: Some people think I'm strange.
4263 D: I know the feeling.
4264 A: [laughs] I couldn't promise you that I would always make sense or do
4265 things that you'd expect me to do.
4266 D: Annie I don't expect anything.
4267 A: Then I accept your kind and generous offer.
4268 D: Good. I'm glad.
4269 -- Earle explores Owl Cave:
4270 [The bright light of Windom's flashlight and then we see his figure in
4271 Owl Cave as he appears to be looking for something.
4272 He comes across the uncovered "petroglyph."]
4273 Windom: My, my, my. What have we ... [while turning his flashlight to
4274 other parts of the cave] ...here?
4275 /\ [Shot of the same petroglyph but upside
4276 / \ down on the ceiling from Windom's
4277 / \ point of view. This one is enclosed
4278 / \ in a diamond.]
4279 / \
4280 / /\ \
4281 / / \ \
4282 / / \ \
4283 / \ / \
4284 \ \ /\ /\ / /
4285 \ \/ \/ \/ /
4286 \ /
4287 \ /
4288 \ /
4289 \ /
4290 \ /
4291 \ /
4292 \/
4293 W: Could it be? [Looks back at the petroglyph on the wall.] Yes.
4294 [Looks back at the ceiling.] The symbol inverted.
4295 [laughs a wheezing kind of little laugh] Now.
4296 [Struggling a little, Windom grasps the stone shaft on the wall with his
4297 right hand and rotates it counter-clockwise until the symbol on the wall
4298 is the same as the one on the ceiling. Andy's axe stuck in the "fire"
4299 symbol begins to move as a trembling sound begins. The axe is now
4300 directly above the petroglyph on the wall. The axe falls out
4301 of the wall as the walls begin to shake more. Windom is backing out
4302 of the cave with tiny laughs of satisfaction. Dust coming off of the
4303 wall fills the screen.]
4304
430523 Mar (Thursday) [Episode 2019 - 4/11/91
4306 Written by Mark Frost & Harley Peyton
4307 Directed by Johnathan Sanger]
4308
4309 Morning
4310 -- Cooper, Andy, Hawk, and Truman are back at Owl Cave and find a new
4311 petroglyph. The tracks they find are the same ones outside the
4312 powerstation. Cooper deduces it was Earle.
4313 _______________________________________________________________________
4314
4315 BLACK O lollipops
4316 BLOB | O O
4317 ____ | | O O
4318 O ----- | | O O
4319 | /\ ______ | | \ | /
4320 giant o / \ ----__ \ _|_ /
4321 | little /PEAK\ /\ antlers____|SUN|____
4322 | man / \ / \ |___|
4323 / \ / \ / @ \ / \ / | \
4324 / ~~~~~~~~ / PEAK \ / | \
4325 ~~~~LAKE~~/ \
4326 flame 4 =falls=~~~~~~ / @ \
4327 (cave) ||||||| ~~~~
4328 oo |||||||
4329 XX o o |||||||
4330 XX o ring o ||||||| (various crisscrossing
4331 o o ||||||| lines everywhere)
4332 oo
4333
4334 M A Y O R
4335
4336 M C
4337
4338 C H E E S E
4339 _______________________________________________________________________
4340 -- Earle talks to Leo and a punk who thought he was invited to a party,
4341 about the White Lodge and the Black Lodge. On a computer is the
4342 petroglyph from Owl Cave.
4343 Earle: Once upon a time, there was a place of great goodness, called the
4344 White Lodge. Gentle fawns gamboled there amidst happy, laughing
4345 spirits. The sounds of innocence and joy filled the air. And when
4346 it rained, it rained sweet nectar that infused one's heart with a
4347 desire to live life in truth and beauty. Generally speaking, a
4348 ghastly place, reeking of virtue's sour smell. Engorged with the
4349 whispered prayers of kneeling mothers, mewling newborns, and fools,
4350 young and old, compelled to do good without reason. Heh-heh!
4351 But, I am happy to point out that our story does not end in this
4352 wretched place of saccharine excess. For there's another place, its
4353 opposite; a place of almost unimaginable power, chock full of dark
4354 forces and vicious secrets. No prayers dare enter this frightful maw.
4355 Spirits there care not for good deeds or priestly invocations; they
4356 are as like to rip the flesh from your bone as greet you with a happy
4357 "Good day!" And if harnessed, these spirits in this hidden land of
4358 unmuffled screams and broken hearts would offer up a power so vast that
4359 its bearer might reorder the earth itself--to his liking! Now! This
4360 place I speak of--is known as the Black Lodge. And I intend to find it.
4361 -- Pete tries to create a poem on Josie but is interrupted by
4362 Catherine. She hasn't been able to open the box left by Eckhardt's
4363 assistant. Pete tells her it's a puzzle box that could take
4364 YEARS to open. Catherine: "Open it! I've been trying for days."
4365 -- At the RR Bobby tries to convince Shelly to enter the Miss TP pageant
4366 -- Elsewhere at the RR, Lana tries to convince the mayor to help her
4367 win the contest since he's a judge
4368 -- Cooper enters and orders coffee and donuts from Annie for his team,
4369 and makes a date with Annie (a nature study) for this afternoon.
4370 He overhears a piece of the poem Shelly was reciting and gets her
4371 piece of the poem. Blue plate special is 'Hearty Beaver Broth'.
4372 -- Cooper tells Truman that the message was from Earle. It was the poem
4373 that he sent to Caroline. Hawk brings in Donna's portion of the poem,
4374 but Audrey is out of town. Cooper asks for Leo's arrest report.
4375 -- Major Briggs points out an error in Andy's chalkboard rendition
4376 of the petroglyph. He's dreamed of it. Cooper says that Leo's
4377 disappearance, Earle and Owl Cave are all related. He asks for
4378 Briggs' help, who ponders his situation and dedication to his work.
4379 We see a silhouette of a hooded figure. When it comes toward the screen,
4380 a starscape is seen inside, and an owl flies in the starscape and we
4381 then see a wall of fire appear. Briggs agrees to help. Hawk brings in
4382 Leo's arrest report, which Cooper compares to the poem and concludes
4383 it was Leo's handwriting.
4384 -- Dick and Ben chat. Dick wants compensation for his injuries. Ben agrees.
4385 Ben: Sometimes the urge to do bad... is nearly overpowering.
4386 -- The punk is in a papermache (pawn) and Earle asks for an arrow. Leo
4387 doesn't want to but those shocks from his collar convinces him to.
4388 Earle loads a crossbow and shoots the punk.
4389
4390 3:35 pm (clock on wall)
4391 -- The Miss Twin Peaks Committee (Doc Hayward, the Mayor, and Pete) meets
4392 and listens to Ben who wants the topic of the pageant to be to save the
4393 forests
4394 -- Miss TP contestants gather. Mike: "Do you have any idea what a
4395 combination of sexual maturity and superhuman strength can result in?"
4396
4397 3:36 pm (grandfather clock)
4398 -- Truman and Catherine talk about Josie and why she did what she did.
4399 She shows him the puzzle box. Pete shows up and drops it,
4400 opening it. The contents seems to be another puzzle box which consists
4401 of two concentric rings of symbols. The inner ring is made
4402 up of symbols corresponding to the phases of the moon. The outer ring
4403 is made up mostly of zodiac symbols.
4404 Clock position Inner Symbol Outer Symbol
4405 (moonphase) (zodiac)
4406 --------------------------------------------------------
4407 12:00 Full Moon Libra
4408 1:30 Waxing Gibbous Pisces
4409 3:00 First Quarter Cancer (modified)*
4410 4:30 Waxing Crescent Unknown**
4411 6:00 New Moon Aries
4412 7:30 Waning Crescent Sagittarius
4413 9:00 Third Quarter Taurus
4414 10:30 Waning Gibbous Gemini
4415 * The Cancer symbol differs from that shown in the dictionary.
4416 Essentially, it's like a lowercase sigma with a long , straight
4417 tail and another similarly modified sigma, rotated 180 degrees,
4418 directly beneath it.
4419 ** This symbol is a large circle with four much smaller circles
4420 just outside it at clock positions 10:30, 11:30, 12:30, and 1:30.
4421 The overall effect is that of a paw. Perhaps it's a different
4422 sign for Leo.
4423
4424 Sometime after 4:00 (Cooper tells Annie he'll pick her up at 4:00 sharp)
4425 -- Annie and Coop in a boat. Annie tells Cooper that she had
4426 one senior year boyfriend and because of him, there are scars on her
4427 wrist before she entered the convent. Cooper kisses her twice.
4428 Earle watches.
4429 A: I lived in my head mostly.
4430 C: That's not a bad neighborhood.
4431 A: There's some pretty strange neighbors.
4432 -- A wine tasting party which Dick is hosting with a bandaged nose
4433 -- Gordon again speaks normally to Shelly. When Cooper and Annie
4434 appear Gordon tells them and Shelly that he's leaving but
4435 he'll try to return to TP to be with Shelly. He gives her
4436 two kisses, the first interrupted by Bobby who is expressing
4437 his disbelief.
4438 Gordon: YOU ARE WITNESSING A FRONT THREE-QUARTER VIEW OF TWO ADULTS
4439 SHARING A TENDER MOMENT. {to Shelly} Acts like he's never seen
4440 a kiss before.
4441 Cooper: Uh, Gordon.
4442 Gordon: TAKE ANOTHER LOOK, SONNY. IT'S GONNA HAPPEN AGAIN.
4443 -- Lana and Andy find banana and chocolate in the taste of
4444 the wine they taste. Lucy spits wine in Dick's face.
4445 Lucy: I'm pregnant. I'm not supposed to drink.
4446
4447 Night (1/2 moon)
4448 -- Jack and Cooper chat about love. Jack receives a telegram and
4449 quickly makes arrangements to check out.
4450 -- Donna still wants to know about Eileen's involvement with Ben,
4451 and she is thinking of studying overseas. Eileen wants more peas.
4452 -- Hooded silhouette but with a half moon where the head is. The owl flies.
4453 -- Cooper and the police at the gazebo. There's a crate on the gazebo.
4454 C: He's changing the pattern of the game board. Any hope of deducing
4455 his next move has evaporated.
4456 On the crate there's a ring on a sign that says "PULL ME". Cooper does
4457 from a distance using a police line tied to the ring and a
4458 rock. He shoots the rock and the crate opens. The punk is
4459 in a chess piece sculpture with a sign saying that "Next time it will
4460 be someone you know."
4461 [The board presently:]
4462 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
4463 | |_|_| |///////| | _+_ | o o o | /+\ | ,^-. | |_|_| |
4464 | |_| |///////| | (_|_) | \_|_/ | \_/ | /'_ | | |_| |
4465 | _|_|_ |///////| | === | === | __=__ | `'/_| | _|_|_ |
4466 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
4467 | o | o | o | |///////| o | o | o |
4468 | (_) | (_) | (_) | |///////| (_) | (_) | (_) |
4469 | /_\ | /_\ | /_\ | |///////| /_\ | /_\ | /_\ |
4470 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
4471 | |///////| ,^-. |///////| |///////| |///////|
4472 | |///////| /'_ | |///////| |///////| |///////|
4473 | |///////| `'/_| |///////| |///////| |///////|
4474 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
4475 |///////| |///////| o |///////| |///////| |
4476 |///////| |///////| (_) |///////| |///////| |
4477 |///////| |///////| /_\ |///////| |///////| |
4478 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
4479 | |///////| | o | |///////| |///////|
4480 | |///////| | (_) | |///////| |///////|
4481 | |///////| | /_\ | |///////| |///////|
4482 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
4483 |///////| |///////| |///////| ,^-. | o | /+\ |
4484 |///////| |///////| |///////| /'##| | (#) | \_/ |
4485 |///////| |///////| |///////| `'/#| | /#\ | __=__ |
4486 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
4487 | o | o | o |///////| o | o | |///////|
4488 | (#) | (#) | (#) |///////| (#) | (#) | |///////|
4489 | /#\ | /#\ | /#\ |///////| /#\ | /#\ | |///////|
4490 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
4491 | |_|_| | ,^-. | /+\ | _+_ | o o o | /+\ |///////| |_|_| |
4492 | |#| | /'##| | \#/ | (#|#) | \#|#/ | \#/ |///////| |#| |
4493 | _|#|_ | `'/#| | __#__ | === | === | __#__ |///////| _|#|_ |
4494 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
4495
4496[Episode 2020 - 4/18/91
4497 Written by Harley Peyton & Robert Engels
4498 Directed by Stephen Gyllenhaal]
4499
4500Thursday evening (continued)
4501 -- The cops haul the pawn off the gazebo. A friend of the punk in
4502 the pawn describes how "Scott," wearing a weird suit, came out of the
4503 woods, saying he had beer so Rusty Tomaski the punk went with him.
4504 Andy cries. Cooper thinks Earle is playing off the board:
4505 C: He's taken another pawn, but this time he didn't tell us his move.
4506
450724 Mar (Friday)
4508
4509 Morning
4510 -- Lucy tells Truman that Hawk is feeding breakfast to some guy she's never
4511 seen before because he looked sad. She tells Andy tomorrow is D-Day
4512 (Dad Day) when she'll choose the father of her baby. She's also
4513 going to enter the Miss Twin Peaks contest and Andy's got some ideas
4514 for her speech.
4515 -- At the Great Northern, Jack checks to see if there are any messages
4516 for him from Audrey
4517 -- Doc Hayward, after examining Ben, gives him a clean bill of health,
4518 and tells him to stay away from Eileen. Ben says not as long as the
4519 lie survives. Jack enters, looking for Audrey. He has to leave
4520 because his partner was murdered.
4521 -- Donna Marie Hayward finds a blank space on her birth certificate
4522 under the "Father" entry and some pictures of her parents with Ben.
4523 The mother's maiden name entry is Eileen Hayward. Hawk is on the phone
4524 for her.
4525 -- Audrey returns and runs into Hawk who tells her it is important
4526 to see Cooper immediately
4527 -- Jack and Ben chat. Jack's got to take his partner's place in the
4528 Rain Forest business. He's got something for Audrey.
4529 -- Briggs has Cappy look for symbols and has some information for Cooper
4530 and Truman. Earle was the best and brightest of them, but became
4531 obsessive and destructive when the attention turned from outer space
4532 to Twin Peaks and so was removed from the project. Cooper has a video
4533 tape of Windom Earle:
4534 E: These, uh, these evil sorcerers, uh,...dugpas, they're called...they,
4535 uh, cultivate evil for the sake of evil, nothing else, they, uh,
4536 express themselves in darkness, for darkness without leavening motive,
4537 uh--Now this, this ardent purity allows them to access a secret place
4538 where the cultivation of evil proceeds in exponential fashion, and
4539 with it, the furtherance of evil's resulting power! Th-this place of
4540 power is tangible and as such it can be found, entered, and perhaps
4541 utilized in, in some fashion. Th-the dugpas have, have, many names
4542 for it, but chief among them (coughs) is the, uh, is the Black Lodge.
4543 You don't believe me, do you? You think I'm mad. Overworked.
4544 Go away.
4545 C: (pauses tape, sighs) Gentlemen, when Windom Earle arrived in Twin
4546 Peaks I assumed he had come for vengeance. For me. But I
4547 miscalculated. He has insinuated himself into the lives of people I
4548 care for, he has murdered innocents; he has engaged us in subterfuge
4549 and red herring-- a fish I don't particularly care for. But all of
4550 these acts are merely camouflage; he's been after something else all
4551 along. The Black Lodge. Fellas, we need to find out what this
4552 (points to monitor), the Black Lodge, has to do with that! (points to
4553 drawing of map)
4554 Cooper and Truman will look through the old files and Briggs will go
4555 for a walk.
4556 -- Earle, eavesdropping on Cooper, Truman, and Briggs, laughs. Leo
4557 pockets the shocker. Earle sweeps the chess board.
4558 -- At the RR, a pie-eater's hand shakes. Bobby and Shelly discuss her
4559 speech and his recent inattention to Shelly. Cooper's on the phone
4560 for Shelly.
4561
4562 7:52 am (clock on wall)
4563 -- At the roadhouse, the mayor tells Lana she's gonna win since the other
4564 judges are gonna be Norma and Dick. She says she'll marry after she
4565 wins.
4566 -- Cooper has Shelly, Audrey, and Donna compare stories of running into
4567 strange people. Shelly recognizes Leo's handwriting. Cooper tells them
4568 they need to check into the sheriff's everyday at 9 am and 9 pm.
4569 -- Earle babbles, Leo cleans, recognizes Shelly on the card and shocks
4570 himself
4571 -- Audrey enters the Great Northern just missing Jack on his way out.
4572 Ben wants Audrey to enter Miss Twin Peaks so she can speak about his
4573 cause. He mentions Jack's flight so she takes off, getting Pete,
4574 who babbles about seeing Josie's face, to drive her. Something
4575 surprises Ben.
4576 -- Cooper and Truman ponder the petroglyph. Andy goes to call Mrs.
4577 Briggs to find out about Briggs who should've arrived by now.
4578 Cooper talks about Annie then gets the hand shakes.
4579 -- Briggs in the woods, stops at a tree, touches it and his tattoo,
4580 and is shot by Earle in a horse outfit
4581 -- Jack prepares to take off
4582
4583 10:34 am (clock on wall)
4584 -- Cooper and Annie chat then kiss. Plates fall.
4585 -- Pete and Audrey catch up to Jack. They proclaim their love for each
4586 other and she says she's a virgin.
4587 A: I want you to make love with me.
4588 J: What? Here and now?
4589 A: It's your jet.
4590 J: Thank God for that.
4591 Pete cries and gets the hand shakes.
4592 -- Earle interrogates Briggs strung up on a target.
4593 WE: What's the capitol of North Carolina?
4594 MB: Raleigh.
4595 WE: Fat lot of good that'll do me.
4596 Earle shoots up Briggs with haliperidol.
4597 Windom: What do you fear most...in this world?
4598 Major: The possibility that love is not enough.
4599 Briggs: "There's a time if Jupiter and Saturn meet, they will receive
4600 you." He also says something like "That gum you like is coming back"
4601 backwards.
4602 -- Andrew and Catherine fiddle with the puzzle box. After trying Eckhardt's
4603 birthday and his own birthday, he tries the day the gift arrived and it
4604 opens, revealing another box. Andrew smashes it, revealing a metal box.
4605 -- Annie and Cooper dance. She mentions entering the Miss Twin Peaks
4606 pageant. The Giant appears to Cooper with a mouthed warning, "no, no."
4607
4608 Dusk
4609 -- Pete wakes in his truck. The jet takes off for Brazil. Audrey's still
4610 here. Pete: "There are many cures for a broken heart. But nothing
4611 quite like a trout's leap in the moonlight..."
4612 -- Leo and Briggs writhe in pain. Earle determines the petroglyph is a map.
4613 -- Cooper's vision of the Giant ends. Mayor: "This isn't right. There's
4614 something wrong here."
4615
4616 Night
4617 -- BOB appears in Glastonberry Grove, "I'm out!"
4618
461925 Mar (Saturday) [Episode 2021 - 6/10/91
4620 Part 1 Written by Barry Pullman
4621 Directed by Tim Hunter]
4622
4623 Morning
4624 -- Leo reaches for the key and frees Briggs. L: "Save Shelly"
4625 -- Ghostly Earle returns with a new game for Leo. He's got something
4626 in a bag.
4627
4628 1:05 pm (clock on wall)
4629 -- Norma, Shelly, and Annie chat about the Miss Twin Peaks pageant.
4630 Norma won the first one 20 years ago.
4631 -- Ben and Audrey talk about Jack. He's got some holy religious books
4632 from which he hopes to learn how to be good. Audrey reports that
4633 the Packards are using the Twin Peaks Savings and Loan to funnel cash
4634 to their Ghostwood project. Ben hopes to expose this and still wants
4635 Audrey to make a speech.
4636 -- Andy stares at the petroglyph. Cooper tells Truman about Josie and BOB.
4637 C: She was trembling with fear. I would go as far as to say quaking
4638 like an animal. And I venture a guess to say that it was the fear
4639 that killed her. At the moment of her death, I saw BOB... as if he
4640 had slipped in through some crevice in time. Upon reflection, I
4641 believe there's a connection between his appearance and Josie's
4642 fear, as if he was attracted to it... feeding off it somehow.
4643 T: You see a connection between BOB and the black lodge?
4644 C: Harry, I think it's where he comes from. I think that the black
4645 lodge is what you have referred to in the past as "the evil in
4646 these woods." If Windom Earle is seeking access to that, it is
4647 imperative that we find our way in before he does. There's a source
4648 of great power there, Harry. Far beyond our ability to comprehend.
4649 WE: Eureka! Dale, I could kiss your pointy little head! {laughs}
4650 It's fear. It's fear, Leo, that's the key. My favorite emotional
4651 state! And all this time it's been staring me right in the kitter!
4652 Leo, it's marvellous. A perfect fit. These night creatures that
4653 hover on the edge of our nightmares are drawn to us when we radiate
4654 fear! It's their bread and butter. A perfect symbiosis. Oh nature,
4655 perfect in design and aspects, you do not disappoint! Leo, look
4656 lively, victory is at hand. We know where the entrance is, we know
4657 when the lock appears, now... we hold the key in our hands. Forgive
4658 my hasty departure, dear one, the time has come to gather my beloved
4659 queen and embark upon our dark honeymoon. I haven't been this
4660 excited since I punctured Caroline's aorta!
4661 Leo's teeth are clamped on a string from which a flimsy cage of spiders
4662 hang over him.
4663 -- Pinkle has the Miss Twin Peaks contestants rehearse a dance. The mayor,
4664 Dick, and Norma discuss criteria, then Lana seduces Dick in a storage
4665 room.
4666
4667 1:17 pm (Cooper to Diane)
4668 -- Cooper tells Diane he just finished his second meditation.
4669 C to D: I'm also convinced that Windom Earle is searching for exactly
4670 the same thing as we are, for diametrically opposite reasons.
4671 If I'm correct in my assumptions about the power of this unholy
4672 place, God help us if he gets there first.
4673 Annie arrives wanting help with her speech. The pageant is in 6 hours.
4674 They end up in bed.
4675 -- Nadine shows slides of her wrestling. Jacoby has Nadine (with Mike)
4676 and Ed (with Norma) discuss their breaking up. Both proclaim they
4677 are getting married.
4678 -- Briggs is picked up by Hawk. Briggs: Which way is the castle?
4679 -- Cooper and Truman attempt to question Briggs. Cooper smells haliperidol
4680 on him. Andy looks at the petroglyph again.
4681 Briggs: The king of Rumania was unable to attend.
4682 Cooper: Harry, this is gonna take some time.
4683 -- Andrew, Pete, and Catherine are still wrestling with the box. Andrew
4684 finally shoots it open. Inside is a key, which Catherine puts in a
4685 cake-saver so it is in plain sight.
4686 -- Donna demands the truth from uncooperative Will and Eileen
4687 -- Andy looks at the petroglyph again. Cooper figures out from a book
4688 that the petroglyph tells of a time when Jupiter and Saturn are in
4689 conjunction, and that this is when the door to the lodge is open.
4690 Briggs mutters "protect the queen" and "fear and love open the doors."
4691 Andy knocks the bonsai to the floor. Truman goes to pick it up and
4692 discovers the bug. They understand that "the queen" is about Miss Twin
4693 Peaks. Andy figures out the petroglyph and tries to get Cooper's
4694 attention, but he and Truman run off to the pageant.
4695
4696 7:00 (approx) (Annie to Cooper, "in 6 hours")
4697 -- The Miss Twin Peaks pageant, opening dance number. Pinkle makes his
4698 move on the Log Lady. Talent competition begins. Lucy dances.
4699 -- Earle as the Log Lady knocks out Bobby. Truman and Cooper arrive,
4700 as well as Andy (looking for Cooper). Lana dances.
4701 -- Audrey makes her speech. Donna demands the truth from Ben, who says
4702 "Donna, your mother and I..." She figures it out; he's her father.
4703 -- Annie makes her speech. Earle watches from the rafters.
4704 -- Lucy makes her announcement to Andy and Dick that she wants Andy to
4705 be the baby's father. Andy then goes to look for Cooper.
4706 -- Annie is named Miss Twin Peaks. Lights go out and chaos ensues as
4707 Nadine is hit on the head with a sandbag, Cooper sees Earle, and
4708 Earle takes Annie. Power is restored and Andy tells Cooper he's
4709 figured out the petroglyph to be a map.
4710
4711[Part 2 Written by Mark Frost & Harley Peyton & Robert Engels
4712 Directed by David Lynch] (Episode 2022 outside U.S.)
4713
4714 Night
4715 -- Lucy and Andy discuss what happened at the pageant.
4716 L and A in unison: I love you.
4717 -- Cooper, with Truman and Hawk, ponders the petroglyph and "Fire walk with
4718 me." Pete enters and says the Log Lady stole his truck which had 12
4719 rainbow trout in the bed. The circle of 12 sycamore trees is where
4720 Hawk found the bloody towel and ripped pages - Glastonberry Grove.
4721 C: {snap} The legendary burial place of King Arthur. Glastonbury!
4722 P: King Arthur is buried in England. {Cooper and Truman look at him}
4723 Last I heard...
4724 The Log Lady arrives with some oil which her husband said is the opening
4725 to a gateway. Cooper and Truman determine it to be what Jacoby smelled
4726 ("scorched engine oil"). Ronette is brought in and recognizes the smell
4727 of that oil from the night Laura died.
4728 -- Earle takes Annie to the circle of trees. Annie prays but becomes silent
4729 and appears to be hypnotized when she enters the circle. They go beyond
4730 the red curtains.
4731 -- Nadine is 35 again. She wants to know who Mike is, why Norma is there,
4732 and where her drape runners are.
4733 -- Ben apologizes to Eileen. Donna cries for Will to be her father.
4734 Sylvia walks in and Will belts Ben, who hits his head on the fireplace.
4735 -- Andrew switches the mystery key with another he has for a safety
4736 deposit box. Pete enters and discovers him.
4737 -- Cooper and Truman find Pete's truck. They head into the woods.
4738 Cooper goes alone, with Truman following, and sees an owl and the
4739 sycamore trees. {Figure 1 (see figures below)} He enters the curtains
4740 into the hallway and the red room. Strobe effect. The Little Man From
4741 Another Place comes in from the other side and goes to sit in a chair.
4742 Another man sings, then disappears.
4743 -- Andy comes looking for Truman
4744
474526 Mar (Sunday)
4746
4747 Morning
4748 -- 10 hours later, Truman and Andy are still waiting for Cooper
4749
4750 7:25 am (Andrew's watch)
4751 -- Audrey practices civil disobedience and chains herself to the Twin Peaks
4752 Savings and Loans' bank vault "in protest of their financial ties to the
4753 Ghostwood development project." Security guard answers the phone,
4754 "it's a boy! It's a boy!" Andrew and Pete arrive and open the safety
4755 deposit box to discover a bomb that goes off. Eckhardt's note: Got you,
4756 Andrew, Love, Thomas.
4757 -- Bobby tells Shelly he wants to marry her.
4758 S: Oh, what kept us, Heidi? Seconds on knockwurst this morning?
4759 H: I couldn't get my car started.
4760 S: Too busy jump starting the old man... again.
4761 B: I thought you Germans were always on time.
4762 -- Leo still surviving
4763 -- Jacoby brings Sarah to Mr. and Mrs. Briggs. Sarah has a message for
4764 Garland: "I'm in the Black Lodge...with Dale Cooper," spoken in
4765 a dark, muddy voice.
4766 -- {Figure 2} Shot of empty hallway to the red rooms.
4767 LMFAP: "I'm waiting for you."
4768 -- {Figure 3} Cooper and the Little Man From Another Place sitting in
4769 the red room. Normal light.
4770 LMFAP: When you see me again, it won't be me. This is the waiting
4771 room. Would you like some coffee? Some of your friends are
4772 here.
4773 Laura comes in and sits down in the chair next to LMFAP.
4774 Laura: Hello Agent Cooper. {winks, snaps her fingers} I'll see you
4775 again in 25 years. Meanwhile... {presents her hands}
4776 {Figure 4} Great Northern room service waiter appears in the chair
4777 where Laura sat, with a cup of coffee.
4778 GNRSW: Hoo! Woo, woo, woo, woo {with hand in front of mouth--the
4779 "Indian noise"} Hallelujah!
4780 LMFAP: Hallelujah!
4781 GNRSW rises and walks up to Cooper with the coffee.
4782 GNRSW: Coffee. Coffee. Coffee. Coffee. Coffee. Coffee.
4783 He sets down solid coffee for Cooper. The giant appears where GNRSW
4784 stood. He walks back to the chair and sits down.
4785 Giant: One and the same.
4786 LMFAP rubs his hands. The giant has disappeared. Cooper picks up his
4787 coffee - it's liquid. When he's about to drink, it's solid. LMFAP
4788 continues rubbing his hands. The coffee's liquid. LMFAP looks away.
4789 The coffee's viscous.
4790 LMFAP: Wow, Bob, wow. Fire walk with me.
4791 {Figure 5} Fire. A scream. Strobe effect. LMFAP has disappeared.
4792 Cooper walks to the other room. Normal light. Identical furniture
4793 but empty. He walks back to the original room.
4794 {Figure 6} LMFAP sits in the chair. Normal light.
4795 LMFAP: Wrong way
4796 Cooper goes back to the other room. It is reversed. LMFAP sits in the
4797 the chair and babbles excitedly. Then:
4798 LMFAP: Another friend.
4799 LMFAP continues to babble, ducks behind a chair. Maddy enters wearing
4800 a black dress identical to Laura's.
4801 Maddy: I'm Maddy. Watch out for my cousin. {can't see whether her
4802 eyes are white}
4803 {Figure 7} Maddy has disappeared. Cooper goes back to the original
4804 room. It's empty. LMFAP (shadow self) appears next to him.
4805 LMFAP (shadow self): Doppelganger
4806 {Figure 8} Laura (shadow self) appears next to a chair.
4807 Laura (shadow self): {presenting hands, angrily:} Meanwhile
4808 Strobe effect. She screams, climbs up on the chair, runs up to Cooper,
4809 flash of Earle's shadow self. Cooper runs back to the other room.
4810 Normal light. Cooper is bleeding from his stomach, and there's a trail
4811 of blood on the floor.
4812 {Figure 9} Cooper follows the blood trail back to the original room.
4813 Caroline and Cooper on the floor bleeding. Caroline changes to Annie,
4814 in Caroline's dress. Annie sits up. Strobe effect.
4815 Cooper: Caroline? Annie? Annie? Annie? Annie? Annie? Annie?
4816 {Figure 10} Cooper goes back to the other room. Normal light.
4817 Annie is standing there, wearing the black dress from the pageant.
4818 Annie: Dale. I saw the face of the man who killed me.
4819 Cooper: Annie...the face of the man who killed you?
4820 Annie: It was my husband.
4821 Cooper: Annie?
4822 Annie: Who's Annie? It's me.
4823 Annie changes to Caroline (shadow self), in Caroline's dress, standing
4824 in front of a formica (?) table.
4825 Caroline (shadow self): It's me, it's me.
4826 Cooper: Caroline?
4827 Caroline changes back to Annie, in Caroline's dress.
4828 Annie: You must be mistaken. I'm alive.
4829 Annie turns into Laura (shadow self), screaming, then turns into
4830 Windom Earle.
4831 Earle: Dale Cooper.
4832 Annie, in pageant dress, appears off to the side by the table, vanishes.
4833 Earle: {laughs} If you give me your soul, I'll let Annie live.
4834 Cooper: I will.
4835 Earle stabs Cooper. Fire. Rewind of stabbing.
4836 {Figure 11} BOB appears, grabs Earle. Strobe effect.
4837 BOB: {to Earle} Be quiet. Be quiet. {to Cooper} You go. He is
4838 wrong. He can't ask for your soul. I will take his.
4839 A spout of fire appears over Earle's head, and his head slumps forward.
4840 BOB laughs, Cooper leaves. Cooper's shadow self enters, crouches
4841 beside BOB, and laughs with him.
4842 {Figure 12} Normal light. Cooper enters a hallway. Leland (shadow
4843 self) enters from the side.
4844 Leland (shadow self): I did not kill anybody.
4845 Cooper sees his shadow self enter the hallway, and starts to run.
4846 Cooper's shadow self follows him, walking past Leland's shadow self.
4847 {Figure 13} Cooper runs through another hallway, an empty room (strobe
4848 effect) and a hallway. His shadow self runs through the empty room.
4849 {Figure 14} Normal light. Cooper runs through a hallway and a room
4850 with chairs. His shadow self chases him closely and catches up to him
4851 at the curtains. Strobe effect. BOB appears and laughs.
4852
4853[Figures and explanation:]
4854C=Cooper D=dwarf S=singer L=Laura w=waiter G=giant *=shadow-self/
4855M=Maddy A=Annie c=Caroline W=Windom B=BOB Le=Leland doppelganger
4856?='wall' not visible 1=1st action in figure _ _ .-->-------._
4857normal=normal light 2=2nd action etc. _ | | | | `----.
4858strobe=strobing light o=statue |_ chairs | moving path <--'
4859
4860 Figure 1 Figure 2 Figure 3 Figure 4
4861 _____ ___________ _____ ___________ ___________
4862 | o | _o_ | | | | _o_ | | _o_ |
4863 | .--->C_ |D| | 3| | | | _ |D|L| | | _ |D|w|1 |
4864 | | | |_ \ S| | | | |C \ | | |C / , |
48651 | | | \ | 2 | | | `-<--L | <-' / |
4866C-->--' | `--<--D | | | | | 2G--' |
4867 |__?__|___________| |__?__| |_____?_____| |_____?_____|
4868 normal strobe normal normal normal
4869
4870 Figure 5 Figure 6
4871 ___________ _____ ___________ ___________ _____ ___________ _____
4872 | _o_ | o | _o_ | | _o_ | o | ? | ? |
4873 | _ | | | | ,--->C_ | | | | | _ |D| | | .--->C | |
4874 | |C--._ ?| / ,--C|_ | | |_ ?| | | M _ | 3M |
4875 | 1 `-->-' / |2 ?| | | | |? _\_| | | |
4876 | <--' | | | 1C---' | |_|D|\`--<--' |
4877 |_____?_____|__?__|_____?_____| |_____?_____|__?__|___2D<-'___|__?__|
4878 strobe normal normal normal normal normal
4879
4880 Figure 7 Figure 8
4881 ___________ _____ ___________ _____ ___________
4882 | | o | 1 | ,-->-. | o | |
4883 | | .----C | L*|_| | | .--->C--. |
4884 | ?| | | | 1 L* | | | <--' |
4885 | C<-._ | | | | 2C-._ | | | ?|
4886 | 2D* `---' | | `---' | |
4887 |_____?_____|__?__| |_____?_____|__?__|_____?_____|
4888 normal normal strobe normal normal
4889
4890 Figure 9 Figure 10 Figure 11
4891 ___________ _____ _____ ___________ _____ ___________ _____
4892 | ? | | | | 2 | | ? | ? | ? |
4893 | | .----C | .->-._ A/c* _| | .---._2 W _| |
4894 |? C ?| | | | | | `C L*/W| | | | | `C B1 | | 3C* |
4895 | c/A | | | | | |? 3 |_| | V |? C* |_| | |
4896 | <---' | 1C---' | A | | | `----<--' |
4897 |_____?_____|_____| |__?__|_________4_| |__?__|_____?_____|__?__|
4898 normal normal strobe -> normal strobe
4899
4900 Figure 12 Figure 13 Figure 14
4901 _____ _____ ___________ _____ _____ ___________ _____
4902 | | | ? | ? 2C| | 1 | ? | _o_ | ? | 1
4903 | ,---C1 | .----C3 ,--| .----C |CATCH<--_.| | | | ,---C
4904 | / ,--C*3 | | .----._ / | | | | 3 | |_\`-._ ?| / ,--C*
4905 <--' / | | | | | `-/_ <--' | | | `-._`-<--' / | 2
4906 <---' Le*2 <--' V | ,-' `----C*4 | | | `--<--' |
4907 |_____| |_____|__/________|__?__| |__?__|_____?__4B_|_____|
4908 normal normal strobe normal strobe <- normal normal
4909
4910NOTES:
4911* In figure 3, we don't see Laura coming into the room.
4912* In figure 10, we don't see Cooper walking through the hallway.
4913 It's possible (but unlikely) that the room should be reversed, so that the
4914 table and the people ends up along the left 'wall' instead.
4915* In figure 13, Cooper actually runs through the room along the 'wrong'
4916 diagonal, according to the floor pattern in that scene!
4917
4918 Night
4919 -- Cooper and Annie are back on the ground at the sycamore tree circle.
4920 -- Will tends to Cooper in his bed. He asks about Annie and Truman says
4921 she's at the hospital and will be okay. Cooper gets up, "I need to
4922 brush my teeth." In the bathroom, BOB has Cooper ram his head into
4923 the mirror.
4924 C: How's Annie? How's Annie? How's Annie?? {laughs}
4925 How's Annie?? HOW'S ANNIE?? {laughs} HOW'S ANNIE??! {laughs}
4926
4927 ??
4928 -- Laura is sitting in the red room with Cooper standing next to her.
4929 His hand is on her shoulder. She sees an angel and is happy. (FWWM)