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8[laughter]
9
102
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12[man] My real life isn't that interesting,
13
143
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16that would warrant people
17to really want to follow me,
18
194
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21so I have to put on
22an exaggerated... truth.
23
245
2500:00:29,488 --> 00:00:32,157
26I feel like we're living
27a South Park episode,
28
296
3000:00:32,241 --> 00:00:33,867
31but it's kind of funny to watch.
32
337
3400:00:34,868 --> 00:00:35,911
35Watch out for bears.
36
378
3800:00:35,994 --> 00:00:37,454
39[bear screams]
40
419
4200:00:37,538 --> 00:00:39,456
43[policeman] Stop!
44What the fuck are you doing?
45
4610
4700:00:39,873 --> 00:00:41,875
48[man] Let the music take over. Here we go.
49
5011
5100:00:42,209 --> 00:00:44,127
52I want the homeless people of New York
53
5412
5500:00:44,211 --> 00:00:45,931
56to have the opportunity
57to have sick bodies.
58
5913
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61[girl screams]
62
6314
6400:00:47,256 --> 00:00:49,800
65[woman] I just got a lot of scratches,
66a lot of bruises.
67
6815
6900:00:49,883 --> 00:00:53,387
70My nose was fractured because
71somebody opened the door on my face.
72
7316
7400:00:53,470 --> 00:00:54,388
75[thump]
76
7717
7800:00:54,471 --> 00:00:55,471
79[puffs]
80
8118
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83God called me and said,
84
8519
8600:00:57,683 --> 00:01:00,477
87"Khaled, embrace your blessings
88with this technology."
89
9020
9100:01:01,812 --> 00:01:04,314
92Every fan out there,
93I feel like we know each other
94
9521
9600:01:04,398 --> 00:01:06,316
97for real, and that's like,
98
9922
10000:01:06,483 --> 00:01:08,068
101what you call love.
102
10323
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105I have millions of fans coming
106while I'm eating,
107
10824
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110and I try to embrace them
111even when I'm eating lunch.
112
11325
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115Bless up. Egg whites,
116
11726
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119turkey sausage, lil' wheat toast,
120of course water.
121
12227
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124Give thanks to the most high.
125
12628
12700:01:20,497 --> 00:01:22,457
128[man] Everyone's hashtag blessed,
129
13029
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132hashtag grateful.
133
13430
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136[man #2] I like to think in some ways,
137
13831
13900:01:26,920 --> 00:01:29,798
140that I'm living some sort of, like,
141weird perverted dream.
142
14332
14400:01:30,882 --> 00:01:32,884
145[sniffs, coughs]
146
14733
14800:01:32,968 --> 00:01:34,928
149[man #3]
150It's like being introduced to a new drug.
151
15234
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154This drug's awesome,
155but it's only been around for a year.
156
15735
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159We don't know what the side effects
160are going to be 20 years from now.
161
16236
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164[man #2] I'd like to live in a glass cube
165suspended from a crane.
166
16737
16800:01:44,605 --> 00:01:47,482
169I'm just down for 24-hour complete access.
170
17138
17200:01:48,859 --> 00:01:52,821
173I believe in natural selection.
174Nature weeds out the weak.
175
17639
17700:01:53,739 --> 00:01:56,241
178My job is to make you
179fall in love with me.
180
18140
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183Please welcome DJ Khaled!
184
18541
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187[man] You go to a school
188and you ask a bunch of kids, like,
189
19042
19100:02:02,539 --> 00:02:04,642
192"What do you wanna be when you grow up?"
193They say, "Famous."
194
19543
19600:02:04,666 --> 00:02:05,666
197Like it's a job.
198
19944
20000:02:06,752 --> 00:02:07,752
201Picture time!
202
20345
20400:02:08,420 --> 00:02:09,588
205[growls]
206
20746
20800:02:10,130 --> 00:02:11,798
209[man] Everyone's a bunch of clones.
210
21147
21200:02:12,549 --> 00:02:14,551
213They have the same lips,
214the same makeup.
215
21648
21700:02:14,968 --> 00:02:16,720
218I'm like, "Do you really want to be
219
22049
22100:02:16,803 --> 00:02:19,056
222posting a picture of you
223with your boobs out?"
224
22550
22600:02:19,139 --> 00:02:20,891
227But it's like,
228"Everyone else is doing it!"
229
23051
23100:02:21,391 --> 00:02:23,060
232That's how lonely we are,
233
23452
23500:02:23,143 --> 00:02:25,479
236that we're going on here
237and seeking validation
238
23953
24000:02:25,562 --> 00:02:27,314
241from strangers to love us.
242
24354
24400:02:27,898 --> 00:02:30,525
245There's this whole thing,
246this attention accusation,
247
24855
24900:02:31,151 --> 00:02:33,028
250that we're just doing it for attention.
251
25256
25300:02:33,945 --> 00:02:36,406
254And my argument is,
255"What's wrong with attention?"
256
25757
25800:02:36,490 --> 00:02:38,533
259[woman] We have kids
260eating laundry detergent,
261
26258
26300:02:38,909 --> 00:02:40,452
264so I guess we've evolved.
265
26659
26700:02:40,786 --> 00:02:41,786
268Oh, my God!
269
27060
27100:02:42,621 --> 00:02:44,164
272When is enough enough?
273
27461
27500:02:45,666 --> 00:02:47,042
276[fire whooshes, man screams]
277
27862
27900:02:47,125 --> 00:02:49,878
280I don't want to watch kids
281lighting themselves on fire.
282
28363
28400:02:49,961 --> 00:02:51,546
285That's just... It's crazy.
286
28764
28800:02:57,844 --> 00:02:59,179
289Another day at the office.
290
29165
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293[tattoo machine buzzing]
294
29566
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297[woman] What if you woke up tomorrow
298and you were a nobody?
299
30067
30100:03:06,728 --> 00:03:08,939
302You had no followers,
303you had none of that.
304
30568
30600:03:09,815 --> 00:03:11,483
307Can you go back to being yourself?
308
30969
31000:03:12,943 --> 00:03:15,946
311[overlapping indistinct chatter]
312
31370
31400:03:39,261 --> 00:03:42,180
315[woman] When I get up in the morning,
316I'll first look on Instagram,
317
31871
31900:03:42,514 --> 00:03:45,142
320and then Facebook, Twitter,
321
32272
32300:03:45,225 --> 00:03:47,853
324Pinterest, Tumblr, WeChat.
325
32673
32700:03:51,606 --> 00:03:55,610
328I have over 50 million followers
329on all my social media platforms.
330
33174
33200:04:01,450 --> 00:04:03,201
333[girl on Instagram]
334Good morning! Buddies!
335
33675
33700:04:05,495 --> 00:04:06,495
338I love you.
339
34076
34100:04:07,164 --> 00:04:10,751
342I need you, I need you,
343I need you right now.
344
34577
34600:04:14,045 --> 00:04:16,673
347Hi, Paris. I'm Menuet from Italy.
348
34978
35000:04:16,757 --> 00:04:17,757
351[phone message chimes]
352
35379
35400:04:18,717 --> 00:04:21,052
355Love you, Paris,
356all the way from Australia!
357
35880
35900:04:21,136 --> 00:04:23,138
360So many kisses from Spain.
361
36281
36300:04:23,805 --> 00:04:25,682
364You are the best pet mom ever.
365
36682
36700:04:26,057 --> 00:04:27,601
368You have like 30 pets.
369
37083
37100:04:28,268 --> 00:04:30,896
372[man]
373You once bought steak for a street dog?
374
37584
37600:04:31,313 --> 00:04:32,731
377You are my kind of girl.
378
37985
38000:04:32,814 --> 00:04:34,775
381["Lovefool" by The Cardigans playing]
382
38386
38400:04:44,117 --> 00:04:47,454
385[Paris] My fans call themselves
386the Little Hiltons.
387
38887
38900:04:48,622 --> 00:04:51,458
390There are kids from all around the world
391
39288
39300:04:51,541 --> 00:04:53,710
394and they all are connected
395as this family.
396
39789
39800:04:56,588 --> 00:04:58,131
399And all call me mom.
400
40190
40200:04:58,215 --> 00:05:00,342
403"Mom" means you are everything to them.
404
40591
40600:05:01,718 --> 00:05:03,011
407Good morning, princess.
408
40992
41000:05:03,595 --> 00:05:06,181
411Time to get ready!
412We have a huge today coming up for us!
413
41493
41500:05:06,264 --> 00:05:09,518
416You tagged me on your Instagram,
417which is, like, the best thing ever.
418
41994
42000:05:09,601 --> 00:05:12,646
421It changed my life as in, like,
422everybody else said, the confidence?
423
42495
42500:05:12,729 --> 00:05:14,815
426I didn't have it before,
427but because of you...
428
42996
43000:05:17,442 --> 00:05:20,070
431[Paris] I love my fans
432just as much as they love me.
433
43497
43500:05:20,904 --> 00:05:23,949
436I feel closer with them
437than I do most people that I know.
438
43998
44000:05:24,241 --> 00:05:25,241
441It's...
442
44399
44400:05:26,409 --> 00:05:28,286
445It's... They're really like my family.
446
447100
44800:05:29,663 --> 00:05:31,373
449My parents think I'm crazy.
450
451101
45200:05:31,832 --> 00:05:34,417
453They're always like,
454"Why do you let them so into your life?
455
456102
45700:05:34,501 --> 00:05:36,753
458I can't believe you give them
459your phone number.
460
461103
46200:05:36,920 --> 00:05:38,839
463You're letting them stay at your house.
464
465104
46600:05:39,089 --> 00:05:40,507
467Like what's wrong with you?"
468
469105
47000:05:41,424 --> 00:05:43,552
471I'm constantly traveling.
472
473106
47400:05:43,635 --> 00:05:47,055
475250 days a year, I'm on a plane
476in a different country.
477
478107
47900:05:47,806 --> 00:05:50,475
480So it gets really lonely sometimes.
481
482108
48300:05:51,893 --> 00:05:54,604
484I've been through so much
485in life, and...
486
487109
48800:05:55,313 --> 00:05:56,857
489I don't really trust people.
490
491110
49200:05:59,693 --> 00:06:02,863
493I've just grown accustomed
494to being fucked over.
495
496111
49700:06:04,656 --> 00:06:06,825
498With my fans,
499I don't feel like that at all.
500
501112
50200:06:07,200 --> 00:06:12,080
503There's not a day that goes by
504that I'm not either texting, FaceTiming,
505
506113
50700:06:12,372 --> 00:06:14,624
508or emailing with my Little Hiltons.
509
510114
51100:06:16,126 --> 00:06:18,253
512I can truly be myself around them.
513
514115
51500:06:18,336 --> 00:06:20,213
516I know that they're not judging me.
517
518116
51900:06:21,339 --> 00:06:25,302
520They're not trying to use me.
521They just genuinely love me.
522
523117
52400:06:26,761 --> 00:06:28,972
525A lot of these kids come from either
526
527118
52800:06:29,222 --> 00:06:32,392
529broken families
530or just really strict parents.
531
532119
53300:06:33,184 --> 00:06:36,980
534They just pour their heart out
535about their problems.
536
537120
53800:06:37,689 --> 00:06:40,275
539They say that watching me
540go through so much
541
542121
54300:06:40,942 --> 00:06:42,861
544really helped them be even stronger.
545
546122
54700:06:43,778 --> 00:06:47,073
548I'm always trying to be there for them
549and let them know
550
551123
55200:06:47,157 --> 00:06:51,286
553it's okay to be them.
554It's amazing to watch my fans...
555
556124
55700:06:51,703 --> 00:06:52,703
558grow up.
559
560125
56100:06:53,330 --> 00:06:56,541
562It's... Because I've known them
563since they were little.
564
565126
56600:06:57,876 --> 00:07:00,670
567[woman] Paris has influenced me
568since I was about 14 years old
569
570127
57100:07:00,754 --> 00:07:04,049
572and I was really shy,
573I was really fat when I was at school.
574
575128
57600:07:04,132 --> 00:07:06,760
577And following her has given me
578so much confidence.
579
580129
58100:07:07,177 --> 00:07:10,430
582Like I'm really proud to call her my idol
583because it feels like she's a saint.
584
585130
58600:07:12,307 --> 00:07:14,517
587Why would anyone not love her?
588She's perfect.
589
590131
59100:07:15,018 --> 00:07:17,562
592♪ Love me, love me ♪
593
594132
59500:07:17,646 --> 00:07:19,272
596♪ I know that you need me ♪
597
598133
59900:07:20,607 --> 00:07:24,027
600A lot of the little Hiltons
601were comparing me to Jesus.
602
603134
60400:07:25,403 --> 00:07:27,072
605It's a huge compliment
606
607135
60800:07:27,155 --> 00:07:29,574
609that just makes me feel really special.
610
611136
61200:07:31,534 --> 00:07:34,204
613Hey, bitches. I'm Paris.
614Welcome to my house.
615
616137
61700:07:34,287 --> 00:07:35,287
618Come in.
619
620138
62100:07:37,082 --> 00:07:39,250
622All this shit was really expensive.
623
624139
62500:07:39,918 --> 00:07:43,338
626Oh, my God, c'mere, c'mere.
627This is my maid, Consuela.
628
629140
63000:07:43,505 --> 00:07:46,299
631- It's Jennifer.
632- Whatever. Get out of here.
633
634141
63500:07:46,383 --> 00:07:49,219
636These are all my servants.
637Hey, bitches! Love you!
638
639142
64000:07:50,637 --> 00:07:52,973
641This is my car. Freakin' money.
642
643143
64400:07:53,056 --> 00:07:54,724
645That's hot. That's hot.
646
647144
64800:07:54,808 --> 00:07:56,017
649That's actually hot.
650
651145
65200:07:56,768 --> 00:07:58,770
653["Bang Bang" by Jessie J playing]
654
655146
65600:07:58,853 --> 00:08:02,357
657♪ Bang bang all over you
658I’ll let you have it ♪
659
660147
66100:08:06,528 --> 00:08:08,738
662This is my closet,
663where I keep most of my costumes.
664
665148
66600:08:08,822 --> 00:08:12,867
667This is my beekeeper, one of my characters
668that I first did on Vine.
669
670149
67100:08:12,951 --> 00:08:15,161
672He's a beekeeper, but not really.
673He's just an alcoholic
674
675150
67600:08:15,245 --> 00:08:16,246
677and doesn't have a job.
678
679151
68000:08:16,329 --> 00:08:17,969
681What did the beekeeper say to the hooker?
682
683152
68400:08:18,540 --> 00:08:20,625
685There better not "bee"
686any chlamydia up in there.
687
688153
68900:08:20,709 --> 00:08:21,918
690Or like Natalie Nature.
691
692154
69300:08:22,002 --> 00:08:24,671
694She was basically, like,
695all the people in Los Angeles
696
697155
69800:08:24,754 --> 00:08:27,924
699who are, um, vegan and organic.
700
701156
70200:08:28,008 --> 00:08:29,968
703Welcome to the dog park!
704I love it!
705
706157
70700:08:30,093 --> 00:08:31,594
708Look at this dog. I love it.
709
710158
71100:08:31,678 --> 00:08:33,722
712Oh, organic! I love it!
713
714159
71500:08:34,806 --> 00:08:37,017
716This is my backpack. This is her chain.
717
718160
71900:08:38,268 --> 00:08:40,937
720Ghetto Dora the Explorer starter pack.
721
722161
72300:08:41,021 --> 00:08:43,982
724Yo, what up? I'm Dora
725and you hoes are watchin' Nick Junior.
726
727162
72800:08:44,065 --> 00:08:45,191
729[man] You can't say that!
730
731163
73200:08:45,275 --> 00:08:46,776
733Bitch, I say what the... I want!
734
735164
73600:08:46,860 --> 00:08:49,320
737I would literally go to bed at night,
738pass out and I'm like...
739
740165
74100:08:49,404 --> 00:08:51,781
742And I would get up and
743I would make so many videos,
744
745166
74600:08:51,865 --> 00:08:54,909
747just create Vines, Snaps, Instagrams,
748just like pump out content.
749
750167
75100:08:54,993 --> 00:08:56,745
752I had all this creative energy pent up.
753
754168
75500:08:56,828 --> 00:08:58,830
756I just wanted to just fuckin' throw it up,
757
758169
75900:08:58,913 --> 00:09:01,041
760and that's what I did.
761I threw it up on the world.
762
763170
76400:09:01,124 --> 00:09:03,293
765I was just like... This is my soul!
766
767171
76800:09:03,668 --> 00:09:06,504
769I'm here with my best friend,
770Britney Spears!
771
772172
77300:09:06,588 --> 00:09:08,631
774- Brittany Furlan.
775- Go to hell.
776
777173
77800:09:08,715 --> 00:09:10,216
779This is a woman named Brittany,
780
781174
78200:09:10,300 --> 00:09:12,844
783singing the song "Gucci Gucci"
784while getting ready to go out.
785
786175
78700:09:12,927 --> 00:09:15,764
788♪ Them basic bitches wear that shit
789So I don't even bother ♪
790
791176
79200:09:15,847 --> 00:09:17,015
793[screams]
794
795177
79600:09:17,098 --> 00:09:18,975
797Well, she taped herself doing this.
798
799178
80000:09:19,059 --> 00:09:21,394
801Why? I'm not sure, but I'm glad she did.
802
803179
80400:09:21,811 --> 00:09:24,564
805Please join me in welcoming
806Brittany Furlan!
807
808180
80900:09:24,647 --> 00:09:26,733
810[audience cheering]
811
812181
81300:09:26,816 --> 00:09:28,068
814[man] Brittany Furlan!
815
816182
81700:09:28,151 --> 00:09:29,486
818[cheering, whooping]
819
820183
82100:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,029
822So, you're like a big deal.
823
824184
82500:09:31,112 --> 00:09:32,312
826- No, I'm not.
827- Yeah, you are.
828
829185
83000:09:32,363 --> 00:09:33,198
831- No.
832- Yeah, you are.
833
834186
83500:09:33,281 --> 00:09:34,281
836Okay.
837
838187
83900:09:41,539 --> 00:09:42,832
840[Brittany] When you do well,
841
842188
84300:09:42,916 --> 00:09:45,376
844and a crowd cheers for you
845and, like, loves you,
846
847189
84800:09:45,460 --> 00:09:47,587
849oh, it's just the best feeling
850in the entire world.
851
852190
85300:09:47,670 --> 00:09:50,548
854And it also would feel bad,
855sometimes you put up a video
856
857191
85800:09:50,632 --> 00:09:53,468
859and it would just get, like, two likes
860and you're like, "Oh my God!"
861
862192
86300:09:54,844 --> 00:09:57,244
864It's a lot of pressure,
865and I don't like letting people down.
866
867193
86800:09:57,680 --> 00:10:00,350
869And if they didn't love it,
870then I didn't do my job.
871
872194
87300:10:06,523 --> 00:10:09,109
874It's the signature Beyoncé photo.
875
876195
87700:10:09,192 --> 00:10:11,670
878And I was like, "Oh, my God,
879how funny would it be if I do this
880
881196
88200:10:11,694 --> 00:10:14,572
883and I'm just, like, sticking
884my stomach out and I have a burrito."
885
886197
88700:10:16,032 --> 00:10:17,200
888Really push that belly out.
889
890198
89100:10:18,785 --> 00:10:20,787
892And this has to come back
893a little more.
894
895199
89600:10:22,872 --> 00:10:26,000
897Have your left foot
898be more straight back.
899
900200
90100:10:27,335 --> 00:10:28,335
902There you go.
903
904201
90500:10:29,921 --> 00:10:32,202
906And look at the burrito
907like you're gonna make love to it.
908
909202
91000:10:32,924 --> 00:10:35,802
911I'm a 30-year-old woman
912and this is what I'm doing. Pray for me.
913
914203
91500:10:35,927 --> 00:10:38,221
916And then, there's like a little thing
917on your leg there,
918
919204
92000:10:38,304 --> 00:10:39,514
921- get that off.
922- Oh, fuck!
923
924205
92500:10:40,223 --> 00:10:42,892
926Put your hand back a little bit
927so I can see more of your belly.
928
929206
93000:10:43,518 --> 00:10:46,312
931Maybe keep your hand straight
932and not so much bent like this.
933
934207
93500:10:46,396 --> 00:10:47,396
936There you go.
937
938208
93900:10:48,439 --> 00:10:50,650
940- You think we got it? Let me see.
941- Yeah.
942
943209
94400:10:53,403 --> 00:10:54,863
945Okay, so let's line me up.
946
947210
94800:10:55,446 --> 00:10:57,907
949This is the kind of things we do
950for social media.
951
952211
95300:10:58,366 --> 00:10:59,534
954- [man] Done?
955- Save image.
956
957212
95800:10:59,617 --> 00:11:01,870
959- Is there a burrito emoji?
960- There's probably a taco.
961
962213
96300:11:01,953 --> 00:11:03,037
964Oh, here's a burrito!
965
966214
96700:11:03,872 --> 00:11:06,291
968Done. Okay, I'm gonna post it.
969
970215
97100:11:07,458 --> 00:11:08,727
972[man] How many likes did you get?
973
974216
97500:11:08,751 --> 00:11:11,045
976Two thousand in five minutes.
977
978217
97900:11:11,546 --> 00:11:13,464
980I heard The Fat Jewish did something.
981
982218
98300:11:14,132 --> 00:11:16,968
984Oh, my God, he's gonna dominate me.
985Are you kidding me?
986
987219
98800:11:17,051 --> 00:11:21,139
989Fuckin' 260,000 likes.
990I'll never be that popular.
991
992220
99300:11:22,056 --> 00:11:23,600
994[camera shutters clicking]
995
996221
99700:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,810
998[male reporter]
999And welcome to C-Span's live coverage
1000
1001222
100200:11:25,894 --> 00:11:29,522
1003of the 102nd Annual White House
1004Correspondents' Dinner.
1005
1006223
100700:11:32,150 --> 00:11:35,278
1008[reporter #2] And this fellow
1009I believe here is The Fat Jewish,
1010
1011224
101200:11:35,361 --> 00:11:39,199
1013who is an Instagram sensation.
1014
1015225
101600:11:39,449 --> 00:11:41,534
1017And I don't know how
1018he gets his braid to do that.
1019
1020226
102100:11:41,618 --> 00:11:43,369
1022That's pretty impressive.
1023
1024227
102500:11:44,746 --> 00:11:46,206
1026What's up? My name is Josh.
1027
1028228
102900:11:46,289 --> 00:11:49,500
1030People call me The Fat Jew,
1031or The Fat Jewish.
1032
1033229
103400:11:49,584 --> 00:11:51,127
1035Or Jewther Vandross.
1036
1037230
103800:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,629
1039Or Jew Diamond Phillips.
1040
1041231
104200:11:52,712 --> 00:11:53,838
1043Fatre Jewing.
1044
1045232
104600:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,465
1047Jewlysses S. Grant.
1048
1049233
105000:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,426
1051The FatJew of Liberty.
1052Jewsan Sarandon.
1053
1054234
105500:11:59,010 --> 00:12:02,138
1056People who do what I do,
1057which is basically cultural commentary.
1058
1059235
106000:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,182
1061Like, see something, talk about it.
1062
1063236
106400:12:04,849 --> 00:12:06,726
1065Like, it's a new kind of art form.
1066
1067237
106800:12:08,436 --> 00:12:11,356
1069Everywhere I go, I want people to be like,
1070"What the fuck?"
1071
1072238
107300:12:11,439 --> 00:12:13,399
1074If it makes sense,
1075I don't want to be there.
1076
1077239
107800:12:13,483 --> 00:12:14,692
1079[drill whirring]
1080
1081240
108200:12:14,776 --> 00:12:16,361
1083No one on the internet can be normal.
1084
1085241
108600:12:16,444 --> 00:12:18,363
1087Everyone on social media
1088is so extreme, right?
1089
1090242
109100:12:18,446 --> 00:12:19,966
1092And the more extreme
1093it gets both ways,
1094
1095243
109600:12:20,031 --> 00:12:22,283
1097the bigger you know you're getting,
1098the more traction.
1099
1100244
110100:12:23,701 --> 00:12:25,286
1102Arianna Huffington invited me
1103
1104245
110500:12:25,370 --> 00:12:27,997
1106to the White House Correspondents' Dinner.
1107
1108246
110900:12:28,790 --> 00:12:30,833
1110And then I was at a table with DJ Khaled.
1111
1112247
111300:12:30,917 --> 00:12:33,169
1114I thought it was gonna be
1115more politicians and stuff,
1116
1117248
111800:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,380
1119but it's all just celebrities,
1120all hanging out.
1121
1122249
112300:12:35,463 --> 00:12:36,798
1124So fucking weird.
1125
1126250
112700:12:36,881 --> 00:12:38,716
1128And it's like bad Bar Mitzvah food.
1129
1130251
113100:12:39,509 --> 00:12:41,719
1132So I took this picture with Obama,
1133
1134252
113500:12:41,928 --> 00:12:44,472
1136'cause I had, like,
1137the big hair dildo erection,
1138
1139253
114000:12:44,973 --> 00:12:46,933
1141and I was like,
1142"Yo, when you get out of office,
1143
1144254
114500:12:47,016 --> 00:12:48,851
1146you should grow a hairection."
1147
1148255
114900:12:48,935 --> 00:12:50,687
1150And he was like... [laughs]
1151
1152256
115300:12:50,770 --> 00:12:53,273
1154Like, "Michelle, should I grow this?
1155This is great."
1156
1157257
115800:12:53,731 --> 00:12:55,483
1159I think he genuinely thought it was funny,
1160
1161258
116200:12:55,566 --> 00:12:59,028
1163'cause he was just like,
1164"Who is this giant mongoloid idiot?"
1165
1166259
116700:13:04,659 --> 00:13:06,077
1168[birds tweeting]
1169
1170260
117100:13:07,829 --> 00:13:09,289
1172- [dog barks]
1173- What up?
1174
1175261
117600:13:10,248 --> 00:13:13,876
1177Yes! This is a motherfuckin'
1178puppy mansion.
1179
1180262
118100:13:13,960 --> 00:13:14,960
1182It has AC?
1183
1184263
118500:13:15,503 --> 00:13:16,713
1186I wanna sleep in here.
1187
1188264
118900:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,006
1190[dog whines]
1191
1192265
119300:13:18,089 --> 00:13:19,257
1194Great place!
1195
1196266
119700:13:22,510 --> 00:13:23,510
1198You I know!
1199
1200267
120100:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,139
1202You I've seen on the internet.
1203
1204268
120500:13:26,681 --> 00:13:27,681
1206Fuck yeah!
1207
1208269
120900:13:28,182 --> 00:13:31,269
1210These dogs, most of these dogs
1211are more famous than me.
1212
1213270
121400:13:31,686 --> 00:13:33,521
1215[camera shutter chimes]
1216
1217271
121800:13:36,816 --> 00:13:37,816
1219Hey!
1220
1221272
122200:13:38,609 --> 00:13:42,447
1223Wow. I mean, this is like,
1224these are individualized photos.
1225
1226273
122700:13:42,530 --> 00:13:45,158
1228This is one of the most incredible things
1229I've ever seen.
1230
1231274
123200:13:46,117 --> 00:13:47,243
1233This is... [laughs]
1234
1235275
123600:13:48,202 --> 00:13:49,620
1237this is fucking gorgeous.
1238
1239276
124000:13:50,246 --> 00:13:53,207
1241It's literally Paris at the last supper
1242
1243277
124400:13:53,291 --> 00:13:55,376
1245with only important people.
1246
1247278
124800:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,963
1249Paris is a straight-up fucking icon.
1250
1251279
125200:13:59,047 --> 00:14:01,049
1253She set the precedent for everyone
1254
1255280
125600:14:01,132 --> 00:14:03,968
1257who exists in this internet
1258likes-driven world.
1259
1260281
126100:14:04,385 --> 00:14:06,429
1262The modern-day ideas of celebrity,
1263
1264282
126500:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,473
1266of brands, of marketing,
1267
1268283
126900:14:08,973 --> 00:14:13,227
1270the way that we think about influence...
1271this was all invented by Paris Hilton.
1272
1273284
127400:14:13,936 --> 00:14:17,857
1275My entire model for what I do
1276is what Paris does.
1277
1278285
127900:14:18,649 --> 00:14:23,279
1280But until I have a puppy mansion,
1281and a painting of myself at a last supper,
1282
1283286
128400:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,239
1285I haven't gotten where I need to be.
1286
1287287
128800:14:25,782 --> 00:14:28,326
1289I would hope to get insanely rich.
1290
1291288
129200:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,202
1293I wanna have really traditional stuff
1294happen to me,
1295
1296289
129700:14:31,245 --> 00:14:33,331
1298like someone I'm close with
1299scams me out of money.
1300
1301290
130200:14:33,414 --> 00:14:36,501
1303I wanna develop a serious drug problem.
1304End up at Passages.
1305
1306291
130700:14:36,584 --> 00:14:39,837
1308Go through, like, a real turmoil.
1309You know what I mean?
1310
1311292
131200:14:39,921 --> 00:14:41,714
1313Like have shit get really crazy,
1314
1315293
131600:14:41,798 --> 00:14:44,217
1317like, you know, like, hit a paparazzi.
1318
1319294
132000:14:44,300 --> 00:14:47,762
1321You know what I mean? Like really classic
1322spiral shit on my way to the top.
1323
1324295
132500:14:48,096 --> 00:14:49,764
1326I wanna get, like, genuinely famous,
1327
1328296
132900:14:49,847 --> 00:14:52,308
1330where, like, I get off a plane in,
1331like, Serbia
1332
1333297
133400:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,352
1335and, like, a woman is, like, crying.
1336You know?
1337
1338298
133900:14:54,435 --> 00:14:56,312
1340Or, like, a man pukes
1341'cause he's so excited.
1342
1343299
134400:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,022
1345[crowd screaming]
1346
1347300
134800:14:58,106 --> 00:14:59,440
1349That would be super tight.
1350
1351301
135200:15:02,026 --> 00:15:03,026
1353Thank you.
1354
1355302
135600:15:17,333 --> 00:15:18,751
1357All right. Check it out, guys.
1358
1359303
136000:15:18,835 --> 00:15:21,003
1361This weekend I'm going
1362back out on the road.
1363
1364304
136500:15:21,170 --> 00:15:24,674
1366Thursday, February 9th,
1367I'm at the Lost and Found in Toronto.
1368
1369305
137000:15:25,091 --> 00:15:28,344
1371Friday, February 10th,
1372I'm at Music nightclub in Calgary,
1373
1374306
137500:15:28,428 --> 00:15:33,266
1376and Saturday, February 11th,
1377I'm at Holy Cow in San Francisco.
1378
1379307
138000:15:33,349 --> 00:15:35,017
1381- [siren wailing]
1382- Uh, God.
1383
1384308
138500:15:35,393 --> 00:15:37,603
1386This is known as a breathalyzer.
1387
1388309
138900:15:37,687 --> 00:15:40,982
1390It is possibly the most dangerous thing
1391I've ever brought out.
1392
1393310
139400:15:41,232 --> 00:15:45,236
1395You're literally just trying to beat
1396each other's score until one of you dies.
1397
1398311
139900:15:46,487 --> 00:15:48,990
1400[crowd hollering, loud music playing]
1401
1402312
140300:15:50,408 --> 00:15:52,368
1404[woman] A famous photographer named Kirill
1405
1406313
140700:15:52,452 --> 00:15:55,163
1408was hired to come here
1409and do what he does best:
1410
1411314
141200:15:55,246 --> 00:15:56,956
1413take some pictures
1414and create some hype.
1415
1416315
141700:15:57,331 --> 00:15:59,333
1418["Shake That" by Eminem playing]
1419
1420316
142100:15:59,417 --> 00:16:01,177
1422♪ Heard motherfuckers talk
1423Seen and dropped ♪
1424
1425317
142600:16:01,502 --> 00:16:03,588
1427♪ If I ain't got a weapon
1428I'ma pick up a rock ♪
1429
1430318
143100:16:03,671 --> 00:16:06,215
1432♪ And when I bust yo ass
1433I'ma continue to rock ♪
1434
1435319
143600:16:06,674 --> 00:16:08,674
1437[Kirill] When people come
1438into a club where I'm at,
1439
1440320
144100:16:08,718 --> 00:16:10,803
1442they know what
1443they're buying a ticket for.
1444
1445321
144600:16:12,263 --> 00:16:14,849
1447We brought a waterproof bag for my phone.
1448
1449322
145000:16:15,433 --> 00:16:17,101
1451He makes us feel sexy.
1452
1453323
145400:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,604
1455[man] Kirill had topless girls
1456
1457324
145800:16:19,687 --> 00:16:20,938
1459viewable from the street,
1460
1461325
146200:16:21,022 --> 00:16:23,649
1463pouring champagne and whipped cream
1464all over their bare breasts.
1465
1466326
146700:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,486
1468This is not the clientele
1469we're looking for down here.
1470
1471327
147200:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,530
1473♪ Shake that ass for me ♪
1474
1475328
147600:16:29,614 --> 00:16:31,365
1477♪ Shake that ass for me ♪
1478
1479329
148000:16:31,449 --> 00:16:34,410
1481Very respectful.
1482He'd never force someone to do that.
1483
1484330
148500:16:34,494 --> 00:16:37,371
1486If they felt like it was degrading
1487or disgusting,
1488
1489331
149000:16:37,455 --> 00:16:41,125
1491I feel like they wouldn't come back.
1492He wouldn't be as popular as he is.
1493
1494332
149500:16:42,043 --> 00:16:44,563
1496[Kirill] There's no one going
1497to a nightclub to listen to music.
1498
1499333
150000:16:44,587 --> 00:16:47,173
1501You're going there to get drunk
1502and eventually get laid.
1503
1504334
150500:16:47,256 --> 00:16:49,592
1506You wanna have a good time.
1507You wanna have a memory.
1508
1509335
151000:16:49,675 --> 00:16:52,720
1511You wanna have a funny story.
1512People are kind of drawn to me because
1513
1514336
151500:16:53,304 --> 00:16:55,515
1516that's what I'm trying to bring
1517to nightlife.
1518
1519337
152000:16:55,932 --> 00:16:58,643
1521A nightclub will be like,
1522in the same way that we book the DJ,
1523
1524338
152500:16:58,726 --> 00:17:02,188
1526we want to book you.
1527And I go on my social media like,
1528
1529339
153000:17:02,271 --> 00:17:04,023
1531"Guys, I'll be at... in this town."
1532
1533340
153400:17:04,106 --> 00:17:05,816
1535And all the kids from that town
1536
1537341
153800:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,753
1539are gonna be like,
1540"I guess this is where we're going."
1541
1542342
154300:17:07,777 --> 00:17:09,237
1544[crowd whooping]
1545
1546343
154700:17:09,320 --> 00:17:10,947
1548I get paid great money
1549
1550344
155100:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,115
1552to show the dark corners of life
1553
1554345
155500:17:13,199 --> 00:17:16,369
1556that people might not always be proud of
1557but it's really what happens though.
1558
1559346
156000:17:18,079 --> 00:17:20,748
1561The internet's full of people
1562that are just furious with me.
1563
1564347
156500:17:22,250 --> 00:17:24,293
1566They look at me like,
1567"This is demeaning.
1568
1569348
157000:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,379
1571This is not what
1572our culture should stand for."
1573
1574349
157500:17:26,963 --> 00:17:29,549
1576We're all hypocrites
1577afraid of our own urges.
1578
1579350
158000:17:29,632 --> 00:17:32,969
1581So, we demonize the people
1582that are free to be able to do this.
1583
1584351
158500:17:34,762 --> 00:17:37,473
1586Instagram and I
1587have a very troubled history.
1588
1589352
159000:17:37,932 --> 00:17:39,100
1591When it first came out,
1592
1593353
159400:17:39,183 --> 00:17:42,478
1595I was just like, "All right! My name's
1596gonna be kirillwashere on Instagram."
1597
1598354
159900:17:42,645 --> 00:17:46,107
1600And I lasted three months
1601before they kicked me off.
1602
1603355
160400:17:46,482 --> 00:17:49,110
1605I probably went through
160613 Instagram accounts,
1607
1608356
160900:17:49,193 --> 00:17:53,030
1610like kirillionaire, kirillex,
1611kirillgotmepregnant.
1612
1613357
161400:17:53,614 --> 00:17:57,201
1615Literally could not think of
1616any more names for myself on Instagram
1617
1618358
161900:17:57,285 --> 00:18:01,455
1620and then someone's like "slutwhisperer"
1621and I was, "It's kinda funny."
1622
1623359
162400:18:01,998 --> 00:18:03,249
1625And I just registered it.
1626
1627360
162800:18:03,332 --> 00:18:06,586
1629And for some fucked-up reason,
1630
1631361
163200:18:06,669 --> 00:18:07,920
1633they left me alone.
1634
1635362
163600:18:08,212 --> 00:18:09,380
1637I know you guys, you're like,
1638
1639363
164000:18:09,463 --> 00:18:12,925
1641"Kirill, I hope you didn't forget about us
1642in Chicago this Friday."
1643
1644364
164500:18:13,217 --> 00:18:16,137
1646No, I didn't!
1647We're still coming to Chicago!
1648
1649365
165000:18:16,220 --> 00:18:17,972
1651They verified me. I'm like, "Oh, boy.
1652
1653366
165400:18:18,264 --> 00:18:22,435
1655They probably did not wanna add
1656that kinda approval to the shit I do."
1657
1658367
165900:18:25,980 --> 00:18:28,149
1660Whatever I wanna say or express
1661
1662368
166300:18:28,232 --> 00:18:30,276
1664might not be popular opinion always
1665
1666369
166700:18:30,860 --> 00:18:34,030
1668but it's become
1669more of an extension of me.
1670
1671370
167200:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,158
1673I'm gonna make the jokes
1674I really wanna make,
1675
1676371
167700:18:37,241 --> 00:18:38,826
1678whether it's making fun of Jews,
1679
1680372
168100:18:38,909 --> 00:18:40,369
1682making fun of abortion...
1683
1684373
168500:18:41,037 --> 00:18:42,413
1686there are no boundaries.
1687
1688374
168900:18:43,331 --> 00:18:46,208
1690And this is where
1691I really catch people off guard because
1692
1693375
169400:18:46,292 --> 00:18:47,772
1695I play the lowest common denominator.
1696
1697376
169800:18:47,835 --> 00:18:50,046
1699Because that's how you reach
1700the most amount of people.
1701
1702377
170300:18:51,839 --> 00:18:54,800
1704We also gotta realize
1705how many ghost followers I have.
1706
1707378
170800:18:55,259 --> 00:18:59,305
1709Like, huge names come up to me
1710and people that are like,
1711
1712379
171300:18:59,430 --> 00:19:02,224
1714"Love you, but I watch you from, like,
1715
1716380
171700:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,477
1718someone else's account,
1719'cause I can't be caught
1720
1721381
172200:19:05,019 --> 00:19:07,271
1723following an account
1724named 'slutwhisperer'."
1725
1726382
172700:19:08,731 --> 00:19:10,771
1728A bunch of girls from
1729Pretty Little Liars follow me.
1730
1731383
173200:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,360
1733I'm like, "Are you out of your mind?"
1734
1735384
173600:19:12,443 --> 00:19:14,820
1737Like you guys are, like,
1738cookie-cutter American,
1739
1740385
174100:19:14,904 --> 00:19:16,238
1742wholesome girls and, like,
1743
1744386
174500:19:16,322 --> 00:19:18,574
1746what the fuck
1747are you liking my post about
1748
1749387
175000:19:19,283 --> 00:19:20,785
1751making fun of fat girls today?
1752
1753388
175400:19:22,453 --> 00:19:25,748
1755I think people are attracted to the fact
1756that it's just fun
1757
1758389
175900:19:25,831 --> 00:19:28,501
1760and the... Maybe that
1761they're not willing to do that,
1762
1763390
176400:19:29,043 --> 00:19:30,920
1765and they're just voyeurs in this little...
1766
1767391
176800:19:31,504 --> 00:19:32,713
1769thing I've created.
1770
1771392
177200:19:33,089 --> 00:19:37,843
1773We can officially
1774stop referring to Emily Ratajkowski
1775
1776393
177700:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,304
1778as the model
1779from the "Blurred Lines" video.
1780
1781394
178200:19:40,471 --> 00:19:42,973
1783The 22-year-old beauty
1784who caught everyone's attention
1785
1786395
178700:19:43,057 --> 00:19:45,643
1788in Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" video
1789has been crowned
1790
1791396
179200:19:45,726 --> 00:19:47,603
1793Esquire's Woman of the Year.
1794
1795397
179600:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,689
1797It was just a job for me.
1798
1799398
180000:19:49,772 --> 00:19:52,000
1801I just went into it thinking, like,
1802"Okay, great. Payday.
1803
1804399
180500:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,818
1806Who knows what this will be like?"
1807
1808400
180900:19:53,901 --> 00:19:56,987
1810And then the internet just started,
1811like, exploding a little bit
1812
1813401
181400:19:57,071 --> 00:19:58,831
1815and then I guess
1816that's when I started to see
1817
1818402
181900:19:58,864 --> 00:20:01,909
1820people following me
1821in a way that I hadn't seen before.
1822
1823403
182400:20:01,992 --> 00:20:03,411
1825It's really empowering.
1826
1827404
182800:20:03,494 --> 00:20:06,831
1829I look back at actresses
1830or models 20 years ago.
1831
1832405
183300:20:06,914 --> 00:20:09,959
1834Everything that they said
1835was filtered through the media,
1836
1837406
183800:20:10,418 --> 00:20:12,336
1839and someone who barely knew them.
1840
1841407
184200:20:12,420 --> 00:20:16,048
1843And now, I have a direct connection
1844to 15 million people.
1845
1846408
184700:20:17,133 --> 00:20:21,137
1848The control that a woman can have
1849over her own image is really powerful.
1850
1851409
185200:20:22,012 --> 00:20:26,016
1853We're able to have forums
1854and ways of posting what you want,
1855
1856410
185700:20:26,100 --> 00:20:28,185
1858and that's what fourth-wave feminism
1859is about.
1860
1861411
186200:20:28,269 --> 00:20:30,187
1863It's about accessibility to technology.
1864
1865412
186600:20:30,646 --> 00:20:33,566
1867I'm gonna introduce you to fan luv.
1868
1869413
187000:20:35,109 --> 00:20:36,610
1871- Fan luv!
1872- [screaming]
1873
1874414
187500:20:36,694 --> 00:20:38,070
1876All they gotta do is say "fan luv"
1877
1878415
187900:20:38,154 --> 00:20:42,199
1880and I automatically say, "Woah!
1881Stop what I'm doing, that's family!"
1882
1883416
188400:20:43,909 --> 00:20:47,037
1885[male reporter] DJ Khaled has become
1886the unlikely King of Snapchat.
1887
1888417
188900:20:47,496 --> 00:20:51,834
1890Every day, Khaled hilariously chronicles
1891the minutia of his life.
1892
1893418
189400:20:52,501 --> 00:20:53,544
1895[whoops]
1896
1897419
189800:20:54,462 --> 00:20:55,755
1899Can't really rehearse it.
1900
1901420
190200:20:55,838 --> 00:20:57,548
1903Push the button. Ten seconds.
1904
1905421
190600:20:57,840 --> 00:21:00,551
1907Talk your talk or show something
1908that you want to see.
1909
1910422
191100:21:00,718 --> 00:21:03,095
1912You know what I mean,
1913and it's just me being me.
1914
1915423
191600:21:03,179 --> 00:21:05,181
1917In life, you have roadblocks.
1918
1919424
192000:21:05,347 --> 00:21:07,183
1921The key is to overcome it.
1922
1923425
192400:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,768
1925Oh, shit!
1926
1927426
192800:21:09,351 --> 00:21:10,561
1929Oh, man!
1930
1931427
193200:21:11,187 --> 00:21:12,187
1933I'm stuck.
1934
1935428
193600:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,106
1937I am stuck for real.
1938
1939429
194000:21:17,568 --> 00:21:20,488
1941I am stuck in a tree, in the ocean.
1942
1943430
194400:21:21,030 --> 00:21:22,239
1945Cut my leg.
1946
1947431
194800:21:23,365 --> 00:21:24,408
1949The key is don't panic.
1950
1951432
195200:21:24,492 --> 00:21:26,577
1953[reporter]
1954He's coined countless catchphrases.
1955
1956433
195700:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,704
1958[Khaled] Another one. "Just know."
1959
1960434
196100:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,414
1962[reporter] His keys to success.
1963
1964435
196500:21:30,498 --> 00:21:32,249
1966Right now I'm on ABC Nightline.
1967
1968436
196900:21:32,333 --> 00:21:33,459
1970Major Key!
1971
1972437
197300:21:33,542 --> 00:21:35,878
1974It's just something natural
1975that comes out me.
1976
1977438
197800:21:35,961 --> 00:21:38,464
1979You know what I'm saying,
1980it's just who Khaled is.
1981
1982439
198300:21:38,547 --> 00:21:39,715
1984The Khaledisms.
1985
1986440
198700:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,675
1988DJ Khaled!
1989
1990441
199100:21:42,218 --> 00:21:44,929
1992You know, you hear it in the song
1993"DJ Khaled!"
1994
1995442
199600:21:45,012 --> 00:21:46,639
1997And you're like, "Who is this guy?"
1998
1999443
200000:21:47,139 --> 00:21:49,725
2001And I think he is brilliant
2002
2003444
200400:21:49,809 --> 00:21:52,937
2005because he saw this whole thing
2006with social media happening
2007
2008445
200900:21:53,020 --> 00:21:54,814
2010before it was even happening.
2011
2012446
201300:21:54,897 --> 00:21:59,443
2014He utilized his lifestyle
2015in a way to be like,
2016
2017447
201800:21:59,527 --> 00:22:03,155
2019"I'm going to let people in on my life."
2020I don't even think DJ Khaled's a persona.
2021
2022448
202300:22:03,239 --> 00:22:04,949
2024I think that that just is who he is.
2025
2026449
202700:22:05,407 --> 00:22:07,327
2028[Khaled] I used to work at Shoney's
2029as a bus boy.
2030
2031450
203200:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,995
2033I used to sell clothes
2034out the trunk of my car.
2035
2036451
203700:22:10,079 --> 00:22:13,374
2038You're looking at 25 years of blood,
2039sweat, and tears. Actually more.
2040
2041452
204200:22:13,999 --> 00:22:16,919
2043I just had a vision of being one of the
2044biggest music moguls in the world.
2045
2046453
204700:22:17,002 --> 00:22:18,045
2048[lion roars]
2049
2050454
205100:22:18,128 --> 00:22:20,464
2052I'm like a lion in the jungle.
2053
2054455
205500:22:20,548 --> 00:22:24,635
2056Right now, as we shooting this video,
2057it went number one record in the country!
2058
2059456
206000:22:24,718 --> 00:22:27,012
2061DJ Khaled! DJ Khaled!
2062
2063457
206400:22:27,096 --> 00:22:30,391
2065Being gold, going platinum in a week
2066so get ready for a new alert!
2067
2068458
206900:22:32,226 --> 00:22:34,562
2070Before I was at just one city
2071in a nightclub.
2072
2073459
207400:22:34,937 --> 00:22:37,314
2075Now I can rip a stage or arena,
2076
2077460
207800:22:37,398 --> 00:22:39,191
2079or even being in my room
2080
2081461
208200:22:39,275 --> 00:22:43,487
2083and you can just pick up your phone and
2084you can show your talents to the world.
2085
2086462
208700:22:43,571 --> 00:22:45,573
2088[crowd cheering]
2089
2090463
209100:22:45,948 --> 00:22:48,325
2092Stand-up comedy pre-internet,
2093that was, like,
2094
2095464
209600:22:48,409 --> 00:22:51,620
209711 years of
2098just languishing on the road.
2099
2100465
210100:22:51,704 --> 00:22:53,414
2102And then MySpace started
2103
2104466
210500:22:53,497 --> 00:22:55,624
2106and from there everybody started
2107booking me.
2108
2109467
211000:22:55,708 --> 00:22:58,252
2111And literally it was ripple effect
2112that went across the country.
2113
2114468
211500:22:58,335 --> 00:23:00,504
2116I was one of the first to do it,
2117
2118469
211900:23:00,588 --> 00:23:02,965
2120but now with
2121what people are able to do,
2122
2123470
212400:23:03,048 --> 00:23:05,217
2125I don't feel like fame is fame anymore.
2126
2127471
212800:23:05,885 --> 00:23:07,553
2129The kid from the Super Bowl,
2130
2131472
213200:23:07,678 --> 00:23:09,471
2133who took the selfie
2134with Justin Timberlake,
2135
2136473
213700:23:09,555 --> 00:23:12,766
2138he becomes an instant meme,
2139and is everywhere!
2140
2141474
214200:23:12,850 --> 00:23:14,602
2143To me, it looked like
2144you were right there,
2145
2146475
214700:23:14,685 --> 00:23:17,104
2148but you got yourself there.
2149You were a few rows back.
2150
2151476
215200:23:17,187 --> 00:23:19,732
2153Yeah, I pushed through.
2154I was elbowing people.
2155
2156477
215700:23:19,815 --> 00:23:21,859
2158[Hailey] It's like instantly,
2159
2160478
216100:23:22,026 --> 00:23:24,570
2162you could be a recognizable face.
2163
2164479
216500:23:24,695 --> 00:23:27,489
2166"Oh, aren't you that kid from
2167the Super Bowl that took the selfie?"
2168
2169480
217000:23:27,573 --> 00:23:30,159
2171Like, it's like, it's just so crazy
2172how this works.
2173
2174481
217500:23:30,242 --> 00:23:31,744
2176[Dane] You're famous instantly.
2177
2178482
217900:23:31,827 --> 00:23:34,330
2180Does that mean you're gonna be
2181not famous instantly?
2182
2183483
218400:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,832
2185Your screenname could be like,
2186All Cats Suck.
2187
2188484
218900:23:36,916 --> 00:23:39,877
2190That's all you post
2191is shit about, like, ugly cats
2192
2193485
219400:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,837
2195and suddenly you've got
2196millions of followers.
2197
2198486
219900:23:42,838 --> 00:23:44,298
2200[man] Hey, stick 'em up!
2201
2202487
220300:23:44,673 --> 00:23:46,592
2204[Emily] Everyone can be famous now.
2205
2206488
220700:23:47,051 --> 00:23:50,304
2208I live this Barbie life
2209better than Barbie.
2210
2211489
221200:23:50,721 --> 00:23:54,266
2213I just visited my wife and she said
2214that I blew up all over Facebook.
2215
2216490
221700:23:54,350 --> 00:23:57,186
2218[female reporter] Hordes of women
2219declaring him too sexy for jail.
2220
2221491
222200:23:57,269 --> 00:23:59,229
2223- My God.
2224- [man] That's your kind of criminal.
2225
2226492
222700:23:59,688 --> 00:24:01,732
2228[Emily] Everyone can have a voice
2229on any subject.
2230
2231493
223200:24:01,815 --> 00:24:03,025
2233[growls]
2234
2235494
223600:24:03,108 --> 00:24:03,943
2237Damn, Daniel!
2238
2239495
224000:24:04,026 --> 00:24:08,322
2241But in three days, is everyone remembering
2242that that person said that? I don't know.
2243
2244496
224500:24:08,405 --> 00:24:10,240
2246Cash me ousside, how 'bout dat?
2247
2248497
224900:24:10,324 --> 00:24:13,953
2250Andy Warhol talked about it best
2251before the internet was even a thing.
2252
2253498
225400:24:14,036 --> 00:24:15,621
2255It is about 15 minutes of fame.
2256
2257499
225800:24:17,414 --> 00:24:19,166
2259Ow, Charlie!
2260
2261500
226200:24:19,249 --> 00:24:20,751
2263Ow!
2264
2265501
226600:24:20,834 --> 00:24:22,002
2267[cries]
2268
2269502
227000:24:27,841 --> 00:24:30,886
2271Look at this.
2272That must've been your first birthday.
2273
2274503
227500:24:30,970 --> 00:24:32,638
2276It was 'cause it was my 21st birthday.
2277
2278504
227900:24:32,721 --> 00:24:35,349
2280- Why have I not seen these?
2281- Look how conservative I was.
2282
2283505
228400:24:35,933 --> 00:24:38,811
2285Do you have any of the old pictures
2286of me and Andy Warhol?
2287
2288506
228900:24:39,436 --> 00:24:42,439
2290I have them somewhere. I will find...
2291I'm just going through all this stuff.
2292
2293507
229400:24:42,523 --> 00:24:44,608
2295- Please find them. That would be so epic.
2296- I know.
2297
2298508
229900:24:45,359 --> 00:24:47,528
2300You are exactly what he would have loved.
2301
2302509
230300:24:48,529 --> 00:24:51,281
2304This was the heyday of Studio 54.
2305
2306510
230700:24:52,157 --> 00:24:54,576
2308And that's Andy
2309and he's naked behind this.
2310
2311511
231200:24:54,785 --> 00:24:56,065
2313[Paris] Holding it up like that?
2314
2315512
231600:24:56,120 --> 00:24:57,913
2317[Kathy] Uh-huh. And then me.
2318
2319513
232000:24:58,163 --> 00:25:00,624
2321[Paris] I wanna take a picture of that
2322for Throwback Thursday.
2323
2324514
232500:25:01,917 --> 00:25:02,917
2326Killing it.
2327
2328515
232900:25:03,627 --> 00:25:05,587
2330How old were you
2331when you did the shoot?
2332
2333516
233400:25:06,714 --> 00:25:08,465
2335Probably 20?
2336
2337517
233800:25:11,844 --> 00:25:14,054
2339My parents were always
2340very strict with me.
2341
2342518
234300:25:15,222 --> 00:25:16,515
2344[man] Look at Paris.
2345
2346519
234700:25:16,598 --> 00:25:19,768
2348She's getting so gorgeous and tall.
2349
2350520
235100:25:21,145 --> 00:25:22,688
2352[Paris] I wasn't allowed to go out.
2353
2354521
235500:25:22,771 --> 00:25:24,732
2356I wasn't allowed to go on dates
2357or wear makeup.
2358
2359522
236000:25:25,357 --> 00:25:27,860
2361I was 15 years old
2362when we moved to New York.
2363
2364523
236500:25:28,694 --> 00:25:29,694
2366My sister and I...
2367
2368524
236900:25:30,320 --> 00:25:33,866
2370all a sudden we started being invited
2371to all these events and parties.
2372
2373525
237400:25:35,492 --> 00:25:38,787
2375So we kind of really grew up fast,
2376living in New York.
2377
2378526
237900:25:39,538 --> 00:25:41,665
2380I just wanted to be known as Paris,
2381
2382527
238300:25:41,749 --> 00:25:44,501
2384and not be known as
2385the Hilton Hotel granddaughter.
2386
2387528
238800:25:44,585 --> 00:25:47,629
2389So I always felt like I needed to break
2390away from that
2391
2392529
239300:25:47,713 --> 00:25:49,840
2394and do my own thing.
2395
2396530
239700:25:50,424 --> 00:25:54,136
2398I met David LaChappelle,
2399who I was obsessed with
2400
2401531
240200:25:54,219 --> 00:25:57,890
2403because I had seen all of his photos
2404and just what a genius he was.
2405
2406532
240700:25:58,766 --> 00:26:00,100
2408And he said, "What is your name?"
2409
2410533
241100:26:00,184 --> 00:26:01,477
2412I said, "My name is Paris."
2413
2414534
241500:26:02,519 --> 00:26:05,314
2416He's like, "You're a star.
2417You're gonna be my muse."
2418
2419535
242000:26:05,397 --> 00:26:07,399
2421Like Andy Warhol had Edie Sedgwick.
2422
2423536
242400:26:08,192 --> 00:26:09,443
2425I was very young.
2426
2427537
242800:26:09,985 --> 00:26:13,489
2429I was shy. But with David,
2430I would have fun and dress up and play.
2431
2432538
243300:26:14,406 --> 00:26:18,452
2434David told me, "Paris, I have an idea.
2435I wanna shoot you and your sister."
2436
2437539
243800:26:18,744 --> 00:26:20,621
2439My sister was 15 years old,
2440
2441540
244200:26:20,704 --> 00:26:22,706
2443so we lied to my parents
2444
2445541
244600:26:22,790 --> 00:26:26,043
2447and pretended we were going
2448to our cousin's birthday.
2449
2450542
245100:26:26,543 --> 00:26:28,879
2452Uh, David and his team flew Nicky out.
2453
2454543
245500:26:29,546 --> 00:26:30,798
2456We went to
2457
2458544
245900:26:31,340 --> 00:26:32,508
2460this motel
2461
2462545
246300:26:33,217 --> 00:26:35,761
2464on La Cienega Boulevard in LA
2465that's very infamous.
2466
2467546
246800:26:36,470 --> 00:26:40,390
2469Posing in very risque outfits
2470with the necklaces that said "Rich."
2471
2472547
247300:26:41,475 --> 00:26:43,393
2474This other picture, too. Oh, my God.
2475
2476548
247700:26:44,186 --> 00:26:45,771
2478You might have to blur this.
2479
2480549
248100:26:46,355 --> 00:26:49,149
2482One of the makeup people
2483pulled the top down for one second.
2484
2485550
248600:26:49,233 --> 00:26:50,234
2487I had no clue.
2488
2489551
249000:26:50,317 --> 00:26:52,861
2491They were pouring water in my hair
2492and my face.
2493
2494552
249500:26:52,945 --> 00:26:53,987
2496I couldn't see.
2497
2498553
249900:26:54,571 --> 00:26:56,865
2500And then me in my grandparents' house
2501
2502554
250300:26:56,949 --> 00:27:00,577
2504at three or four in the morning.
2505I thought it was just all for fun, like,
2506
2507555
250800:27:00,661 --> 00:27:03,080
2509"No one's ever gonna see these pictures."
2510
2511556
251200:27:03,163 --> 00:27:06,083
2513And then, all of a sudden,
2514he called me and he said, "Oh, my God,
2515
2516557
251700:27:06,291 --> 00:27:07,291
2518I have great news!"
2519
2520558
252100:27:07,334 --> 00:27:11,463
2522I'm like, "What?"
2523He's like, "Vanity Fair loves our photos."
2524
2525559
252600:27:12,464 --> 00:27:16,093
2527When I opened up the magazine
2528and saw that, I wanted to...
2529
2530560
253100:27:17,010 --> 00:27:18,010
2532take him...
2533
2534561
253500:27:19,429 --> 00:27:20,556
2536and strangle him.
2537
2538562
253900:27:22,432 --> 00:27:24,476
2540I can't believe that they would do this.
2541
2542563
254300:27:25,477 --> 00:27:26,854
2544This is not my daughter.
2545
2546564
254700:27:27,521 --> 00:27:28,647
2548I mean, that's crazy.
2549
2550565
255100:27:28,939 --> 00:27:31,525
2552This picture got me in so much trouble.
2553
2554566
255500:27:32,818 --> 00:27:35,320
2556Because of that photo shoot,
2557I was immediately, like,
2558
2559567
256000:27:35,404 --> 00:27:37,865
2561the crazy socialite party girl.
2562
2563568
256400:27:37,948 --> 00:27:39,950
2565From there, it just kind of blew up.
2566
2567569
256800:27:48,083 --> 00:27:49,251
2569[man] I moved to Los Angeles
2570
2571570
257200:27:49,334 --> 00:27:53,505
2573kind of around the birth of the
2574Paris Hilton blueprint for celebrity.
2575
2576571
257700:27:54,298 --> 00:27:55,978
2578She wasn't an actress,
2579she wasn't a dancer,
2580
2581572
258200:27:56,008 --> 00:27:58,552
2583she wasn't a musician.
2584She was just this, kind of entity
2585
2586573
258700:27:58,635 --> 00:28:01,930
2588in Hollywood that was everywhere.
2589
2590574
259100:28:02,681 --> 00:28:03,932
2592Paris, right here, honey.
2593
2594575
259500:28:04,016 --> 00:28:05,142
2596Open up, open up.
2597
2598576
259900:28:05,225 --> 00:28:07,227
2600- How ya doing, man?
2601- I'm good, hi.
2602
2603577
260400:28:07,561 --> 00:28:10,540
2605Came here to be an actor. Do all that
2606kind of stuff, kind of got sidetracked
2607
2608578
260900:28:10,564 --> 00:28:11,398
2610as a model.
2611
2612579
261300:28:11,481 --> 00:28:13,901
2614["Toxic" by Britney Spears playing]
2615
2616580
261700:28:14,318 --> 00:28:17,279
2618That was one of the first things
2619that I utilized social media to book.
2620
2621581
262200:28:17,946 --> 00:28:19,799
2623It was before anyone was doing that,
2624so people were like,
2625
2626582
262700:28:19,823 --> 00:28:22,010
2628"How the hell did you do that?"
2629When I told them, they didn't believe me.
2630
2631583
263200:28:22,034 --> 00:28:24,494
2633I'm probably in that for... six seconds?
2634
2635584
263600:28:25,120 --> 00:28:26,163
2637Everyone knew who I was.
2638
2639585
264000:28:26,246 --> 00:28:28,916
2641I was the dude in the Britney Spears video
2642for a decade.
2643
2644586
264500:28:30,209 --> 00:28:33,128
2646You want to become
2647your own entity and brand?
2648
2649587
265000:28:33,212 --> 00:28:35,756
2651Yeah, I think a lot of people
2652have been asking me,
2653
2654588
265500:28:35,839 --> 00:28:37,439
2656"Are you a model?
2657Or are you an actress?"
2658
2659589
266000:28:37,466 --> 00:28:40,427
2661[Matthew]
2662When Emily Ratajkowski went viral,
2663
2664590
266500:28:40,510 --> 00:28:43,180
2666it was a very different time
2667from when I did that "Toxic" video.
2668
2669591
267000:28:43,263 --> 00:28:46,266
2671The difference, being able to be
2672in the driver's seat yourself
2673
2674592
267500:28:46,350 --> 00:28:48,227
2676and perpetuate your own attention
2677that you get,
2678
2679593
268000:28:48,310 --> 00:28:50,437
2681whereas for me, going back to 2004,
2682
2683594
268400:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,981
2685I had to hire a publicist, have an agent
2686
2687595
268800:28:53,065 --> 00:28:55,943
2689in order to even get
2690my face and name out there.
2691
2692596
269300:28:56,026 --> 00:28:59,071
2694But with social media,
2695everyone thinks they're an influencer.
2696
2697597
269800:28:59,738 --> 00:29:02,407
2699I started to see everyone else's
2700self-indulgent bullshit.
2701
2702598
270300:29:02,491 --> 00:29:04,326
2704I love my butt lifter.
2705
2706599
270700:29:04,409 --> 00:29:08,580
2708I love it because it just gives me
2709that extra Kim K lift.
2710
2711600
271200:29:09,248 --> 00:29:10,958
2713[Matthew] And it was such a turn-off
2714
2715601
271600:29:11,041 --> 00:29:13,210
2717that I was like,
2718"I don't wanna be a part of this."
2719
2720602
272100:29:13,293 --> 00:29:15,772
2722It's what I do for a living, I don't wanna
2723take more pictures of myself.
2724
2725603
272600:29:15,796 --> 00:29:17,464
2727["Sunny Afternoon" by The Kinks playing]
2728
2729604
273000:29:17,547 --> 00:29:22,219
2731♪ Help me, help me, help me sail away ♪
2732
2733605
273400:29:23,845 --> 00:29:26,181
2735I was, like, at this complete black-out
2736of social media...
2737
2738606
273900:29:28,350 --> 00:29:29,851
2740where I didn't have anything.
2741
2742607
274300:29:30,227 --> 00:29:31,645
2744So, people couldn't message me.
2745
2746608
274700:29:31,728 --> 00:29:35,607
2748♪ Lazin' on a sunny afternoon ♪
2749
2750609
275100:29:35,691 --> 00:29:37,276
2752Privacy is dead. [chuckles]
2753
2754610
275500:29:37,776 --> 00:29:39,611
2756Photographs used to be so personal.
2757
2758611
275900:29:39,695 --> 00:29:43,323
2760Now any picture you take
2761is intended to be shared.
2762
2763612
276400:29:43,407 --> 00:29:44,992
2765Any photograph that I have,
2766
2767613
276800:29:45,075 --> 00:29:48,954
2769I have to be okay with the idea of it
2770being out for the entire world to see.
2771
2772614
277300:29:49,663 --> 00:29:51,164
2774It's a lot of responsibility.
2775
2776615
277700:29:51,498 --> 00:29:54,042
2778A million pictures of you
2779are everywhere and,
2780
2781616
278200:29:54,126 --> 00:29:56,846
2783you know, what you put out there,
2784if you regret it in a couple years,
2785
2786617
278700:29:56,878 --> 00:30:00,090
2788it's still gonna be out there.
2789But, get over it.
2790
2791618
279200:30:00,173 --> 00:30:02,134
2793You know, that's just the way
2794the world works now.
2795
2796619
279700:30:02,467 --> 00:30:04,469
2798[birds chirping]
2799
2800620
280100:30:06,430 --> 00:30:08,765
2802This is so depressing
2803that this is what I have to do.
2804
2805621
280600:30:09,141 --> 00:30:11,560
2807Contour my nose 'cause I hate it
2808and think it's too big
2809
2810622
281100:30:11,643 --> 00:30:13,683
2812even though everyone's like,
2813"She's had a nose job!"
2814
2815623
281600:30:13,729 --> 00:30:15,731
2817I'm like, "Bitch... Bitch, where?"
2818
2819624
282000:30:16,189 --> 00:30:17,566
2821I want a nose job though.
2822
2823625
282400:30:17,941 --> 00:30:19,943
2825Cover up my mustache 'cause I'm...
2826
2827626
282800:30:20,485 --> 00:30:22,821
2829Italian and have one unfortunately.
2830
2831627
283200:30:23,363 --> 00:30:26,241
2833Everyone has little secrets
2834that no one knows about.
2835
2836628
283700:30:29,411 --> 00:30:31,246
2838Whoever you grow up with
2839
2840629
284100:30:31,371 --> 00:30:34,041
2842really has such an influence
2843on the way you do your makeup
2844
2845630
284600:30:34,124 --> 00:30:37,711
2847because my mom always had makeup on.
2848
2849631
285000:30:37,794 --> 00:30:40,547
2851Always. She didn't...
2852like, she put a full face on
2853
2854632
285500:30:40,630 --> 00:30:41,757
2856like right away.
2857
2858633
285900:30:41,840 --> 00:30:44,217
2860She never, ever went without makeup.
2861
2862634
286300:30:47,471 --> 00:30:50,432
2864My mom started putting makeup on me
2865when I was in preschool.
2866
2867635
286800:30:50,640 --> 00:30:52,601
2869I was like the only little girl
2870in preschool
2871
2872636
287300:30:52,684 --> 00:30:54,978
2874who had lipstick and mascara
2875and blush on.
2876
2877637
287800:30:57,314 --> 00:30:58,648
2879Oh, Brittany.
2880
2881638
288200:30:59,399 --> 00:31:01,610
2883Oh, my God! I can't stand it.
2884
2885639
288600:31:01,818 --> 00:31:03,528
2887[man] Look over here, Brit! Brit!
2888
2889640
289000:31:04,988 --> 00:31:08,367
2891[Brittany] I am from outside
2892of Philadelphia.
2893
2894641
289500:31:08,450 --> 00:31:10,452
2896A little town called Perkasie.
2897
2898642
289900:31:13,663 --> 00:31:16,750
2900I can see it now! Broadway!
2901
2902643
290300:31:17,042 --> 00:31:18,126
2904I was a theatre kid.
2905
2906644
290700:31:18,877 --> 00:31:21,380
2908Total nerd.
2909I always wanted to be an actor.
2910
2911645
291200:31:22,714 --> 00:31:24,091
2913[man] She was this outgoing kid.
2914
2915646
291600:31:24,174 --> 00:31:26,885
2917She always wanted to help
2918make people happy and laugh.
2919
2920647
292100:31:27,803 --> 00:31:30,472
2922Acting and being funny and...
2923
2924648
292500:31:30,555 --> 00:31:34,184
2926putting on a good face and so on
2927was her way to escape her life.
2928
2929649
293000:31:35,727 --> 00:31:38,397
2931[Brittany] I loved it
2932because I got to be this other person.
2933
2934650
293500:31:38,480 --> 00:31:39,856
2936I didn't have to be myself.
2937
2938651
293900:31:41,983 --> 00:31:44,653
2940I got bullied a lot when I was younger
2941and picked on a lot
2942
2943652
294400:31:44,736 --> 00:31:47,656
2945I think because I was so outspoken.
2946
2947653
294800:31:48,281 --> 00:31:51,326
2949At that time, people would
2950write to Brittany telling her to drop dead
2951
2952654
295300:31:51,410 --> 00:31:53,829
2954or go kill yourself
2955or something like that.
2956
2957655
295800:31:54,204 --> 00:31:55,372
2959And that was rough.
2960
2961656
296200:31:56,081 --> 00:31:57,081
2963I just hated it.
2964
2965657
296600:31:57,124 --> 00:31:59,334
2967I hated every minute of it.
2968It was hell.
2969
2970658
297100:32:00,460 --> 00:32:02,879
2972I didn't get asked to
2973either of my proms because
2974
2975659
297600:32:02,963 --> 00:32:05,590
2977guys thought I was a lesbian
2978'cause I was always cracking jokes.
2979
2980660
298100:32:05,674 --> 00:32:09,177
2982And I told my parents
2983when I turn 17 and graduate high school,
2984
2985661
298600:32:09,261 --> 00:32:11,805
2987I'm going to California
2988and I'm gonna make shit happen.
2989
2990662
299100:32:14,641 --> 00:32:17,102
2992Packed my bags, packed up all my
2993little newspaper articles
2994
2995663
299600:32:17,185 --> 00:32:19,646
2997where people were like,
2998"This girl's gonna be a star!
2999
3000664
300100:32:19,729 --> 00:32:23,275
3002The Perkasie, Pennsylvania Times."
3003
3004665
300500:32:24,443 --> 00:32:27,070
3006Came out here,
3007fell for every scam in the book.
3008
3009666
301000:32:27,654 --> 00:32:30,490
3011I paid $1,800 for head shots.
3012
3013667
301400:32:30,866 --> 00:32:34,578
3015I would scrounge up $600
3016and pay for a shitty improv class
3017
3018668
301900:32:34,661 --> 00:32:37,456
3020that the teacher was
3021in a Geico commercial.
3022
3023669
302400:32:37,539 --> 00:32:40,041
3025I had no money.
3026My dad was supporting me.
3027
3028670
302900:32:40,375 --> 00:32:42,461
3030Every day my parents would call me,
3031"Come home!
3032
3033671
303400:32:42,544 --> 00:32:44,897
3035There's no point in you being there!
3036You don't know anybody!
3037
3038672
303900:32:44,921 --> 00:32:46,841
3040Get home! You're not gonna
3041make it happen. Stop."
3042
3043673
304400:32:46,882 --> 00:32:50,177
3045Literally no one believed in me.
3046And then I saw Kelly Oxford,
3047
3048674
304900:32:50,260 --> 00:32:52,095
3050who's a really funny comedian.
3051
3052675
305300:32:52,179 --> 00:32:53,889
3054I saw her advertise Vine.
3055
3056676
305700:32:53,972 --> 00:32:57,726
3058It was just, you hold your finger down
3059on the screen and you record a video,
3060
3061677
306200:32:57,809 --> 00:32:59,853
3063and it's six seconds,
3064just little bits of your day.
3065
3066678
306700:32:59,936 --> 00:33:01,771
3068I was like,
3069"Oh, let me check this out."
3070
3071679
307200:33:01,855 --> 00:33:03,398
3073[human screaming]
3074
3075680
307600:33:04,065 --> 00:33:06,026
3077- Do you like being in the front seat?
3078- Yeah.
3079
3080681
308100:33:06,485 --> 00:33:09,125
3082[Brittany] So, I started doing
3083little sketch videos with my friends
3084
3085682
308600:33:09,196 --> 00:33:12,449
3087and I started to put them on the Vine.
3088
3089683
309000:33:12,532 --> 00:33:14,075
3091You know you want this V!
3092
3093684
309400:33:14,159 --> 00:33:15,919
3095How to hit on guys
3096the way guys hit on girls.
3097
3098685
309900:33:15,994 --> 00:33:19,748
3100Hey, baby! I'd like to lick
3101yo buttcrack sideways!
3102
3103686
310400:33:20,624 --> 00:33:23,793
3105At first, I thought, you know,
3106"Hey, girl, instead of screwin' around
3107
3108687
310900:33:24,336 --> 00:33:28,298
3110with this Vine, why don't you look for
3111some real work to get into?"
3112
3113688
311400:33:28,381 --> 00:33:31,259
3115But it just took off.
3116It shocked the heck outta me.
3117
3118689
311900:33:31,635 --> 00:33:33,845
3120My following started growing like crazy!
3121
3122690
312300:33:33,929 --> 00:33:35,597
3124And it started to just
3125grow, grow, grow.
3126
3127691
312800:33:36,598 --> 00:33:41,811
3129And I have 4.2 billion...
3130billion... Vine views.
3131
3132692
313300:33:42,020 --> 00:33:45,232
3134What I loved about it was that I didn't
3135need anybody's permission to perform.
3136
3137693
313800:33:45,315 --> 00:33:47,025
3139I didn't have to audition
3140for anybody.
3141
3142694
314300:33:47,108 --> 00:33:48,652
3144I could do whatever the fuck I wanted.
3145
3146695
314700:33:59,829 --> 00:34:02,832
3148[Kirill] My love of Disney started
3149when I came to America from Russia.
3150
3151696
315200:34:03,291 --> 00:34:08,004
3153I was always, like, a nerdy Jewish
3154suburban little white kid.
3155
3156697
315700:34:08,838 --> 00:34:10,465
3158Kind of quiet and shy.
3159
3160698
316100:34:11,299 --> 00:34:13,635
3162I never was part of the cool kids.
3163
3164699
316500:34:14,344 --> 00:34:17,013
3166Then when I got to high school
3167and became more and more immature,
3168
3169700
317000:34:17,097 --> 00:34:19,474
3171I started doodling some offensive shit.
3172
3173701
317400:34:19,558 --> 00:34:21,268
3175Making fun of teachers, you know,
3176
3177702
317800:34:21,351 --> 00:34:23,019
3179just trying to fit in with kids.
3180
3181703
318200:34:23,770 --> 00:34:27,315
3183And then, you know how the school
3184puts out, like, "Most likely to succeed"
3185
3186704
318700:34:27,399 --> 00:34:28,959
3188or whatever that fuckin' horse shit is:
3189
3190705
319100:34:29,025 --> 00:34:31,486
3192well, on the unofficial list,
3193
3194706
319500:34:31,945 --> 00:34:35,407
3196I was most likely to draw
3197hidden boners in Disney cartoons.
3198
3199707
320000:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,371
3201I went to college to be a Disney animator.
3202
3203708
320400:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,915
3205And then I kind of
3206fell out of love with it.
3207
3208709
320900:34:43,999 --> 00:34:48,211
3210I need instant gratification
3211and animation just takes too long.
3212
3213710
321400:34:48,295 --> 00:34:50,755
3215So I was like, "Fuck it.
3216I'm leaving college."
3217
3218711
321900:34:53,842 --> 00:34:57,095
3220At this time, I was, like,
3221falling in love with stand-up.
3222
3223712
322400:34:57,178 --> 00:35:01,057
3225Every show I went to, I would, like,
3226save the little playbills they had.
3227
3228713
322900:35:01,516 --> 00:35:04,060
3230This guy, 2003.
3231
3232714
323300:35:05,020 --> 00:35:07,439
3234Here's when you know
3235you're officially drunk right here.
3236
3237715
323800:35:07,522 --> 00:35:10,900
3239When you get into a taxicab,
3240and you think the fare is the time.
3241
3242716
324300:35:11,610 --> 00:35:13,612
3244[laughter]
3245
3246717
324700:35:14,571 --> 00:35:17,324
3248Oh my God, it's 25 past 24.
3249Holy shit.
3250
3251718
325200:35:18,158 --> 00:35:21,119
3253[Kirill] The way these people think,
3254the way they look at the world.
3255
3256719
325700:35:21,202 --> 00:35:23,079
3258I was like, "This is really amazing."
3259
3260720
326100:35:23,747 --> 00:35:24,831
3262[comic] It's funny though.
3263
3264721
326500:35:24,956 --> 00:35:26,559
3266When someone gets racial
3267with you when you're white,
3268
3269722
327000:35:26,583 --> 00:35:28,853
3271you're not allowed to get racial back,
3272you know what I mean?
3273
3274723
327500:35:28,877 --> 00:35:31,921
3276So, it's kinda like awkward.
3277The dude's goin' at you, "White boy!
3278
3279724
328000:35:32,047 --> 00:35:33,214
3281You cracka!"
3282
3283725
328400:35:33,298 --> 00:35:35,175
3285You're like, "Yeah, you stupid jerk."
3286
3287726
328800:35:35,425 --> 00:35:37,469
3289[Kirill] My mom was very scared.
3290
3291727
329200:35:37,552 --> 00:35:40,192
3293The way I was starting to think
3294and the way I was starting to talk.
3295
3296728
329700:35:40,221 --> 00:35:44,434
3298She was like, "I feel like these people
3299are taking you in a very dark place."
3300
3301729
330200:35:44,517 --> 00:35:47,145
3303Never let a woman
3304put a condom on you, okay?
3305
3306730
330700:35:47,228 --> 00:35:48,480
3308Do it yourself.
3309
3310731
331100:35:48,563 --> 00:35:50,815
3312'Cause when a lady does it,
3313it can be embarrassing.
3314
3315732
331600:35:50,899 --> 00:35:53,902
3317It's like, "Oh, look,
3318there's still more room!"
3319
3320733
332100:35:53,985 --> 00:35:55,153
3322[laughter]
3323
3324734
332500:35:55,737 --> 00:35:58,531
3326I learned how to speak to people
3327and make them laugh.
3328
3329735
333000:35:59,115 --> 00:36:03,036
3331I used to spend
3332seven days a week in a comedy club
3333
3334736
333500:36:03,119 --> 00:36:05,330
3336and I actually never got sick of it.
3337
3338737
333900:36:05,413 --> 00:36:07,457
3340I wanted to be indispensable
3341to these people,
3342
3343738
334400:36:07,916 --> 00:36:10,043
3345so I would shoot them,
3346be like, "Here's some photos."
3347
3348739
334900:36:10,418 --> 00:36:12,712
3350And that's when I fell in love with it.
3351
3352740
335300:36:13,296 --> 00:36:14,798
3354This doesn't feel like a job,
3355
3356741
335700:36:15,632 --> 00:36:17,467
3358but I'm making money doing it.
3359
3360742
336100:36:17,550 --> 00:36:22,555
3362This was like crazy moment
3363seeing Robin on stage at Carolines.
3364
3365743
336600:36:23,264 --> 00:36:24,766
3367This is one of my favorites,
3368
3369744
337000:36:24,849 --> 00:36:26,976
3371Aziz and Kanye backstage
3372at our comedy club.
3373
3374745
337500:36:27,352 --> 00:36:29,145
3376When was the last time
3377you saw Kanye smile?
3378
3379746
338000:36:29,729 --> 00:36:31,147
3381This is a photo I took of Nas.
3382
3383747
338400:36:31,231 --> 00:36:33,191
3385I put these photos online the next day.
3386
3387748
338800:36:33,650 --> 00:36:37,987
3389Within two hours, his team and Def Jam
3390hit me and they're like,
3391
3392749
339300:36:38,071 --> 00:36:39,871
3394"Take these off the site.
3395We're buying these."
3396
3397750
339800:36:39,906 --> 00:36:41,950
3399And that became
3400my relationship with Nas.
3401
3402751
340300:36:42,033 --> 00:36:44,661
3404They trusted me from that moment
3405to shoot everything for him.
3406
3407752
340800:36:44,744 --> 00:36:48,123
3409This is the photo to this day
3410on Apple Music.
3411
3412753
341300:36:48,790 --> 00:36:51,543
3414And Nas' world opened up to me
3415where I got to shoot
3416
3417754
341800:36:51,626 --> 00:36:53,545
3419some of the craziest
3420legendary artists.
3421
3422755
342300:36:54,129 --> 00:36:56,548
3424Uh. Iconic photo. Bieber.
3425
3426756
342700:36:57,132 --> 00:36:59,212
3428This is me tryin' to be
3429a little bit of a fame whore,
3430
3431757
343200:36:59,259 --> 00:37:01,052
3433"Okay, this'll get me a lot of love."
3434
3435758
343600:37:01,136 --> 00:37:03,430
3437I wasn't really taking
3438Pulitzer Prize-winning photos.
3439
3440759
344100:37:03,513 --> 00:37:05,473
3442I just wanted to take fun party photos,
3443
3444760
344500:37:05,557 --> 00:37:08,059
3446and then add that humor
3447that I was taught.
3448
3449761
345000:37:09,686 --> 00:37:12,605
3451This is a girl on crystal meth
3452running through the desert.
3453
3454762
345500:37:12,689 --> 00:37:16,484
3456Oh, here's a chick passed out
3457underneath the fuckin' table at a party.
3458
3459763
346000:37:16,568 --> 00:37:18,403
3461At least she's got her shoes on, right?
3462
3463764
346400:37:18,486 --> 00:37:20,071
3465I was shooting
3466a lot of these parties
3467
3468765
346900:37:20,155 --> 00:37:23,283
3470and we started pouring champagne in
3471girls' mouths 'cause it'd be a cool photo.
3472
3473766
347400:37:23,366 --> 00:37:25,744
3475And then I think at some point,
3476I got nudged and I missed
3477
3478767
347900:37:25,827 --> 00:37:27,829
3480and I hit her face,
3481but the camera went off.
3482
3483768
348400:37:27,912 --> 00:37:30,872
3485I was like, "This is kind of a cool
3486photo." Like the way it hits your face.
3487
3488769
348900:37:31,291 --> 00:37:33,501
3490And I put up, like, the best 50 photos.
3491
3492770
349300:37:33,710 --> 00:37:35,336
3494Within 24 hours, it exploded.
3495
3496771
349700:37:35,420 --> 00:37:37,297
3498I remember a bunch of sites
3499picked it up,
3500
3501772
350200:37:37,380 --> 00:37:39,650
3503and I remember walking
3504through a nightclub two days later,
3505
3506773
350700:37:39,674 --> 00:37:41,926
3508and these two girls at the bar are like,
3509
3510774
351100:37:42,010 --> 00:37:43,553
3512"Oh, shit, that's Kirill.
3513
3514775
351500:37:43,636 --> 00:37:45,823
3516I wonder if we're gonna get
3517a champagne facial tonight."
3518
3519776
352000:37:45,847 --> 00:37:49,851
3521And I was like, "Whoa. Okay,
3522this is bigger than I thought it was."
3523
3524777
352500:37:50,852 --> 00:37:52,645
3526And then I got sucked in the night life,
3527
3528778
352900:37:52,729 --> 00:37:55,398
3530and part of me wishes I didn't,
3531
3532779
353300:37:55,482 --> 00:37:58,276
3534but that's the foundation of
3535what everything is now.
3536
3537780
353800:37:58,943 --> 00:38:01,529
3539Before it got all
3540fuckin' slutty and gross.
3541
3542781
354300:38:05,325 --> 00:38:07,303
3544[Josh] Breaking into
3545the modeling world is not easy.
3546
3547782
354800:38:07,327 --> 00:38:09,329
3549Obviously, I don't have a 60-pack
3550
3551783
355200:38:09,412 --> 00:38:11,873
3553and, like, deep,
3554V-shaped dick lines,
3555
3556784
355700:38:11,956 --> 00:38:13,666
3558so it's hard for me
3559to get into that scene.
3560
3561785
356200:38:13,750 --> 00:38:17,170
3563Also, the plus-size scene is
3564not exactly my thing either.
3565
3566786
356700:38:17,253 --> 00:38:20,757
3568I think they should rename the genre.
3569You know, just like, "Sturdy men."
3570
3571787
357200:38:20,840 --> 00:38:23,301
3573Or like "thick, thick fellas."
3574
3575788
357600:38:25,386 --> 00:38:27,847
3577I was, like, always super performative.
3578
3579789
358000:38:29,349 --> 00:38:31,476
3581Growing up in New York,
3582I was a child actor.
3583
3584790
358500:38:32,143 --> 00:38:33,728
3586I booked a Hershey's commercial.
3587
3588791
358900:38:34,020 --> 00:38:35,480
3590I was on fire.
3591
3592792
359300:38:35,563 --> 00:38:38,358
3594I showed up to school with a jean jacket
3595with the collar popped
3596
3597793
359800:38:38,441 --> 00:38:40,193
3599and was basically just like,
3600"Daddy's home."
3601
3602794
360300:38:40,693 --> 00:38:42,487
3604'Cause kids were seeing this commercial,
3605
3606795
360700:38:42,570 --> 00:38:45,156
3608and then I never got anything after that.
3609
3610796
361100:38:46,115 --> 00:38:48,034
3612My dad was like, "Get a fucking job."
3613
3614797
361500:38:48,117 --> 00:38:49,410
3616And I was like, "I'm 12."
3617
3618798
361900:38:49,494 --> 00:38:51,704
3620Let's talk about
3621where it started to go bad.
3622
3623799
362400:38:52,413 --> 00:38:54,165
3625- All the masturbation.
3626- I was basically,
3627
3628800
362900:38:54,249 --> 00:38:56,918
3630"Get out of my room, Dad!
3631You don't understand me!"
3632
3633801
363400:38:57,001 --> 00:38:59,379
3635Like, "Don't try to make me
3636a better person!"
3637
3638802
363900:38:59,462 --> 00:39:01,923
3640I know but you were screwing a pillow
3641at the time.
3642
3643803
364400:39:02,006 --> 00:39:05,635
3645I have to blame you for my,
3646you know, small penis.
3647
3648804
364900:39:05,969 --> 00:39:07,762
3650No, that's your mother's side
3651of the family.
3652
3653805
365400:39:08,221 --> 00:39:12,600
3655My brother is an amateur bodybuilder
3656who works at the Pentagon.
3657
3658806
365900:39:12,725 --> 00:39:15,979
3660This dude is like, you know, I mean
3661he looks... he looks like a freak.
3662
3663807
366400:39:16,062 --> 00:39:16,980
3665Fantastic.
3666
3667808
366800:39:17,063 --> 00:39:19,623
3669Oh, you think he looks fantastic.
3670See, I think he looks deformed,
3671
3672809
367300:39:19,691 --> 00:39:20,942
3674like he's too big.
3675
3676810
367700:39:21,025 --> 00:39:24,988
3678Yeah. He makes up for
3679everything you fucked up.
3680
3681811
368200:39:28,324 --> 00:39:30,201
3683New York City in the summer
3684is brutally hot.
3685
3686812
368700:39:30,285 --> 00:39:32,537
3688A lot of people like to beat the heat.
3689Whatever.
3690
3691813
369200:39:32,620 --> 00:39:35,748
3693You know what I like to do?
3694Cover a slip & slide with nacho cheese
3695
3696814
369700:39:35,832 --> 00:39:38,084
3698right into a kiddie pool
3699filled with marinara.
3700
3701815
370200:39:40,920 --> 00:39:43,673
3703Back in the day, you definitely
3704couldn't be an internet star.
3705
3706816
370700:39:44,257 --> 00:39:46,885
3708I was in AOL chat rooms wreaking havoc
3709
3710817
371100:39:47,218 --> 00:39:49,429
3712because the internet was the internet.
3713It was so pure.
3714
3715818
371600:39:49,512 --> 00:39:50,930
3717There were no influencers.
3718
3719819
372000:39:51,014 --> 00:39:53,099
3721You would do dumb shit
3722for your friends
3723
3724820
372500:39:53,182 --> 00:39:55,602
3726before there was any business
3727of social media.
3728
3729821
373000:39:55,685 --> 00:39:58,563
3731I was putting on a diaper and running
3732down the streets of New York
3733
3734822
373500:39:58,646 --> 00:40:00,773
3736literally just to make 25 people laugh.
3737
3738823
373900:40:02,025 --> 00:40:05,236
3740My dad tells his friends
3741that I'm an adult entertainer,
3742
3743824
374400:40:05,320 --> 00:40:07,530
3745which is not the right thing.
3746
3747825
374800:40:07,614 --> 00:40:10,014
3749That's wrong, but he doesn't...
3750I don't know what to call it!
3751
3752826
375300:40:10,158 --> 00:40:12,160
3754[laughter]
3755
3756827
375700:40:14,078 --> 00:40:15,918
3758So, I had friends who would
3759bring me to things,
3760
3761828
376200:40:15,955 --> 00:40:18,666
3763and corporate people were like,
3764"Please don't bring your fat friend
3765
3766829
376700:40:19,125 --> 00:40:21,127
3768to, like, our Sony influencers dinner."
3769
3770830
377100:40:21,961 --> 00:40:26,466
3772But, all of a sudden, I have, like,
37738.5 million teens screaming on my page.
3774
3775831
377600:40:26,549 --> 00:40:30,219
3777I got my new wine.
3778Uh, Old Asian Woman Merlot.
3779
3780832
378100:40:30,303 --> 00:40:32,055
3782I'm going to put my ass
3783in a bunch of food.
3784
3785833
378600:40:32,138 --> 00:40:33,473
3787While you're working for food,
3788
3789834
379000:40:33,556 --> 00:40:35,308
3791I'm gonna fucking sit in food.
3792
3793835
379400:40:36,225 --> 00:40:38,436
3795[Josh] Once they realized
3796the millennials were into it,
3797
3798836
379900:40:38,519 --> 00:40:41,079
3800all of a sudden the corporate people
3801were like, "What about you?"
3802
3803837
380400:40:41,481 --> 00:40:44,067
3805Everybody was just reaching out to me
3806wanting to do ads,
3807
3808838
380900:40:44,150 --> 00:40:47,362
3810like Procter & Gamble,
3811Benefit Cosmetics, Pizza Hut.
3812
3813839
381400:40:47,820 --> 00:40:49,072
3815Perfect!
3816
3817840
381800:40:49,155 --> 00:40:51,755
3819[Matthew] Someone like the Fat Jew,
3820he'll get written a check from
3821
3822841
382300:40:51,783 --> 00:40:55,912
3824the shoe company and then he will be told
3825at eleven o'clock on Thursday morning,
3826
3827842
382800:40:55,995 --> 00:40:58,247
3829you need to post a picture of yourself
3830
3831843
383200:40:58,331 --> 00:41:01,417
3833sitting at this pool
3834with your feet up with these shoes on.
3835
3836844
383700:41:01,542 --> 00:41:03,753
3838You need to use these hashtags
3839
3840845
384100:41:03,836 --> 00:41:07,799
3842post it at this time, and then that's
3843a quote-unquote "organic post."
3844
3845846
384600:41:08,883 --> 00:41:10,885
3847Life is amazing. You can live smooth.
3848
3849847
385000:41:10,969 --> 00:41:13,388
3851Imma go casual. D. Wade Hublot.
3852
3853848
385400:41:13,471 --> 00:41:15,974
3855I post a lot of things
3856that I genuinely just like.
3857
3858849
385900:41:16,391 --> 00:41:18,893
3860And I've gotten in trouble
3861with my agent before being, like,
3862
3863850
386400:41:18,977 --> 00:41:21,479
3865"Why would you post this?!
3866You can get paid for doing this!"
3867
3868851
386900:41:22,397 --> 00:41:25,358
3870[Emily] Being able to do
3871a little paid post here and there
3872
3873852
387400:41:25,441 --> 00:41:28,653
3875has brought me a lot of power in choosing
3876what movie roles I want.
3877
3878853
387900:41:28,736 --> 00:41:31,739
3880[Hailey] I went into a show fitting
3881the other day, and they had
3882
3883854
388400:41:31,823 --> 00:41:34,701
3885a bunch of girls' photos next to
3886each other with little post-its on it
3887
3888855
388900:41:34,784 --> 00:41:37,620
3890with everybody's Instagram follower count.
3891
3892856
389300:41:38,037 --> 00:41:40,289
3894I have definitely lost jobs
3895
3896857
389700:41:40,373 --> 00:41:43,042
3898to girls who had
3899more followers than I did.
3900
3901858
390200:41:43,876 --> 00:41:46,379
3903The modeling industry itself
3904is very harsh
3905
3906859
390700:41:46,462 --> 00:41:48,464
3908and not easy to be successful in,
3909
3910860
391100:41:48,673 --> 00:41:52,802
3912and there's girls that're getting
3913that recognition overnight
3914
3915861
391600:41:52,885 --> 00:41:54,220
3917because of an app.
3918
3919862
392000:41:54,679 --> 00:41:55,999
3921[Khaled] You can't be a dinosaur.
3922
3923863
392400:41:56,639 --> 00:41:58,766
3925You have to be with time
3926or ahead of time,
3927
3928864
392900:41:59,726 --> 00:42:02,353
3930so if it's Instagram, Snapchat, Twitter...
3931
3932865
393300:42:02,437 --> 00:42:03,980
3934There's so many tools.
3935
3936866
393700:42:04,063 --> 00:42:07,400
3938So when I see it, I'm already like,
3939"Oh, is this new?"
3940
3941867
394200:42:07,734 --> 00:42:10,403
3943I want to know it right away
3944and I want to master it
3945
3946868
394700:42:10,486 --> 00:42:12,196
3948and I want to be ahead of it.
3949
3950869
395100:42:12,280 --> 00:42:13,740
3952♪ You better work, bitch ♪
3953
3954870
395500:42:13,823 --> 00:42:15,867
3956[reporter] They are the newest stars
3957of Hollywood.
3958
3959871
396000:42:16,534 --> 00:42:19,495
3961Bach and internet sensation Amanda Cerny.
3962
3963872
396400:42:20,121 --> 00:42:21,330
3965Oh, money's good.
3966
3967873
396800:42:21,414 --> 00:42:22,790
3969How do you define good money?
3970
3971874
397200:42:22,874 --> 00:42:24,834
3973I can retire if I wanted to.
3974
3975875
397600:42:25,334 --> 00:42:27,503
3977- Off of six-second videos?
3978- Yeah.
3979
3980876
398100:42:29,338 --> 00:42:31,424
3982Let's make it rain
3983on Hollywood Boulevard.
3984
3985877
398600:42:33,551 --> 00:42:36,721
3987There's deals in the millions
3988on social media.
3989
3990878
399100:42:36,804 --> 00:42:39,891
3992When the TV's on, usually people
3993walk away for commercials.
3994
3995879
399600:42:39,974 --> 00:42:42,435
3997And then in our videos,
3998we have millions of people
3999
4000880
400100:42:42,518 --> 00:42:43,811
4002that are seeing this content.
4003
4004881
400500:42:43,895 --> 00:42:48,858
4006My rate on Instagram is
4007$50,000 currently for a post.
4008
4009882
401000:42:49,942 --> 00:42:55,239
4011[Hailey] The most I've made off
4012of a single post is $150,000.
4013
4014883
401500:42:55,740 --> 00:42:59,118
4016I've heard of people making
4017one million dollars off of one photo.
4018
4019884
402000:43:00,495 --> 00:43:02,163
4021[Josh] I gave away $10,000 recently.
4022
4023885
402400:43:02,747 --> 00:43:04,457
4025I just, like, sat in an empty office
4026
4027886
402800:43:04,540 --> 00:43:06,602
4029in an office building,
4030and put on my Instagram, like,
4031
4032887
403300:43:06,626 --> 00:43:08,961
4034"First person to ring the buzzer
4035gets the money."
4036
4037888
403800:43:09,045 --> 00:43:10,129
4039- Hi.
4040- What's up?
4041
4042889
404300:43:10,213 --> 00:43:13,424
4044Oh, God, please make it rain money
4045right now...
4046
4047890
404800:43:22,558 --> 00:43:26,646
4049[Paris] A lot of these kids are starting
4050so young, that they don't even know
4051
4052891
405300:43:26,729 --> 00:43:29,524
4054so many things that are gonna
4055haunt them later in life.
4056
4057892
405800:43:29,732 --> 00:43:34,195
4059They don't realize that something they do
4060right now is going to be out forever.
4061
4062893
406300:43:35,988 --> 00:43:38,699
4064[narrator] What do these friends
4065have in common besides fame?
4066
4067894
406800:43:38,783 --> 00:43:42,829
4069They're giving up their plush lifestyle
4070to live on a farm.
4071
4072895
407300:43:42,912 --> 00:43:43,788
4074[cow moos]
4075
4076896
407700:43:43,871 --> 00:43:45,915
4078[Paris] Well,
4079I'd never seen any reality show
4080
4081897
408200:43:45,998 --> 00:43:48,167
4083before I got offered to do
4084The Simple Life.
4085
4086898
408700:43:48,584 --> 00:43:51,629
4088♪ Miss Hilton
4089You must be worth a trillion bucks ♪
4090
4091899
409200:43:52,547 --> 00:43:54,382
4093[Paris]
4094That show was the first of its kind.
4095
4096900
409700:43:54,465 --> 00:43:57,051
4098It definitely invented
4099a new type of celebrity.
4100
4101901
410200:43:57,760 --> 00:43:58,886
4103What is that?
4104
4105902
410600:43:58,970 --> 00:44:00,054
4107[girl] It's a new belt.
4108
4109903
411000:44:00,138 --> 00:44:02,932
4111[Paris] After that show aired,
4112my manager told me,
4113
4114904
411500:44:03,015 --> 00:44:05,268
4116"Entertainment Tonight just called.
4117
4118905
411900:44:05,351 --> 00:44:08,688
4120They have 30 seconds of you
4121with your ex-boyfriend
4122
4123906
412400:44:08,813 --> 00:44:09,814
4125having sex."
4126
4127907
412800:44:10,398 --> 00:44:13,359
4129[man] I love you and could I please
4130take off your pants?
4131
4132908
413300:44:13,442 --> 00:44:14,944
4134[laughter]
4135
4136909
413700:44:16,070 --> 00:44:19,991
4138Literally overnight,
4139my entire life changed.
4140
4141910
414200:44:20,575 --> 00:44:24,579
4143An illicit sex tape starring Paris Hilton
4144hit the internet this week.
4145
4146911
414700:44:24,662 --> 00:44:26,181
4148[Paris] It was all over
4149every news station,
4150
4151912
415200:44:26,205 --> 00:44:28,166
4153every single talk show host...
4154
4155913
415600:44:28,249 --> 00:44:30,168
4157everyone was making fun of it.
4158
4159914
416000:44:30,251 --> 00:44:34,255
4161It's the first time that the words
4162"Paris Hilton" and "job"
4163
4164915
416500:44:34,338 --> 00:44:36,299
4166have ever been used in a sentence.
4167
4168916
416900:44:36,382 --> 00:44:38,092
4170It was insane.
4171
4172917
417300:44:38,843 --> 00:44:40,178
4174[indistinct clamoring]
4175
4176918
417700:44:40,261 --> 00:44:41,929
4178[man] Oh, behave, people, behave.
4179
4180919
418100:44:44,307 --> 00:44:45,307
4182Watch out, guys.
4183
4184920
418500:44:47,727 --> 00:44:49,812
4186I didn't leave my house for,
4187like, months.
4188
4189921
419000:44:49,896 --> 00:44:52,440
4191I was so embarrassed. I felt like...
4192
4193922
419400:44:52,940 --> 00:44:55,026
4195everyone on the street
4196was laughing at me.
4197
4198923
419900:44:56,068 --> 00:44:57,068
4200I couldn't...
4201
4202924
420300:44:57,904 --> 00:45:01,866
4204I literally could not walk on the street
4205because I felt like every single person
4206
4207925
420800:45:02,116 --> 00:45:04,285
4209had watched it
4210and seen me naked and...
4211
4212926
421300:45:04,911 --> 00:45:06,495
4214was talking behind my back.
4215
4216927
421700:45:08,122 --> 00:45:09,665
4218It was like being raped.
4219
4220928
422100:45:10,249 --> 00:45:11,249
4222Felt like...
4223
4224929
422500:45:12,501 --> 00:45:14,253
4226I've lost part of my soul.
4227
4228930
422900:45:15,713 --> 00:45:20,092
4230And... been talked about
4231in such cruel and mean ways.
4232
4233931
423400:45:31,729 --> 00:45:33,481
4235I literally wanted to die
4236at some points.
4237
4238932
423900:45:33,564 --> 00:45:35,084
4240I was like, "I just don't wanna live."
4241
4242933
424300:45:35,650 --> 00:45:38,277
4244'Cause I thought everything was
4245taken away from me.
4246
4247934
424800:45:39,320 --> 00:45:41,697
4249Like I didn't wanna be known as that.
4250
4251935
425200:45:45,284 --> 00:45:48,246
4253I would never be who I could have been.
4254
4255936
425600:45:58,339 --> 00:46:00,132
4257[sighs] Home sweet home.
4258
4259937
426000:46:02,301 --> 00:46:04,762
4261Every time I get onto a stage,
4262
4263938
426400:46:04,845 --> 00:46:06,681
4265I'm swiftly reminded,
4266
4267939
426800:46:06,764 --> 00:46:10,101
4269this is the raw, real shit right here.
4270
4271940
427200:46:10,184 --> 00:46:11,435
4273You get up here,
4274
4275941
427600:46:11,644 --> 00:46:13,896
4277and you fucking perform your heart out.
4278
4279942
428000:46:14,272 --> 00:46:16,357
4281♪ Got a clue, what you doing? ♪
4282
4283943
428400:46:16,440 --> 00:46:19,068
4285♪ You can play brand new
4286To all the other chicks out here ♪
4287
4288944
428900:46:19,151 --> 00:46:20,736
4290♪ But I know what you are ♪
4291
4292945
429300:46:20,820 --> 00:46:21,862
4294♪ Lollipop ♪
4295
4296946
429700:46:21,946 --> 00:46:23,072
4298You're on a high.
4299
4300947
430100:46:23,155 --> 00:46:25,950
4302You feel like the most powerful,
4303
4304948
430500:46:26,242 --> 00:46:28,744
4306coolest person in the entire world.
4307
4308949
430900:46:29,495 --> 00:46:32,415
4310♪ Never you, baby
4311Womanizer, womanizer ♪
4312
4313950
431400:46:32,498 --> 00:46:35,251
4315Hi, I'm Brittany
4316and welcome to One Vine Life!
4317
4318951
431900:46:35,334 --> 00:46:38,129
4320I guess I enjoyed Vine so much because
4321
4322952
432300:46:38,212 --> 00:46:41,173
4324it was getting that same feeling
4325except in a digital form.
4326
4327953
432800:46:41,757 --> 00:46:44,427
4329I would be performing on Vine
4330and doing these characters,
4331
4332954
433300:46:44,510 --> 00:46:46,554
4334and the likes was like
4335the audience clapping.
4336
4337955
433800:46:46,679 --> 00:46:49,239
4339It was like the same thing and
4340as soon as I saw something getting
4341
4342956
434300:46:49,265 --> 00:46:51,100
4344100,000 likes in, like, a half an hour,
4345
4346957
434700:46:51,183 --> 00:46:53,519
4348you knew that you were doing
4349something great.
4350
4351958
435200:46:53,602 --> 00:46:55,730
4353And it felt good.
4354And it was, like, an addiction.
4355
4356959
435700:46:56,063 --> 00:46:58,024
4358Wow, this is amazing!
4359
4360960
436100:46:58,107 --> 00:47:01,402
4362I was the number one viner at one point,
4363which is insane.
4364
4365961
436600:47:01,485 --> 00:47:03,529
4367Hey, yo, Martha,
4368holla at me sometime.
4369
4370962
437100:47:03,612 --> 00:47:05,114
4372Okay.
4373
4374963
437500:47:05,614 --> 00:47:06,741
4376[hollers]
4377
4378964
437900:47:06,824 --> 00:47:08,868
4380And my friend, Bach,
4381I got him on Vine.
4382
4383965
438400:47:08,951 --> 00:47:11,495
4385- Hey, young ma, let me get yo number!
4386- What the...
4387
4388966
438900:47:11,954 --> 00:47:13,247
4390Let me get yo numba.
4391
4392967
439300:47:13,706 --> 00:47:15,333
4394[Brittany] And then he passed me.
4395
4396968
439700:47:16,792 --> 00:47:18,210
4398He became number one.
4399
4400969
440100:47:21,797 --> 00:47:23,341
4402Damn, boy!
4403
4404970
440500:47:23,716 --> 00:47:27,762
4406[Brittany] And then Lele Pons...
4407She did it right, because you know what?
4408
4409971
441000:47:27,845 --> 00:47:31,057
4411She didn't play into any stereotypes,
4412she didn't do any characters,
4413
4414972
441500:47:31,140 --> 00:47:34,769
4416she was herself.
4417And she did, like, physical comedy.
4418
4419973
442000:47:35,061 --> 00:47:35,895
4421[man] Shit!
4422
4423974
442400:47:35,978 --> 00:47:38,147
4425[Brittany] She blew up
4426and then she passed me.
4427
4428975
442900:47:38,606 --> 00:47:41,108
4430And I was kinda frustrated
4431because I was like,
4432
4433976
443400:47:41,192 --> 00:47:42,902
4435"I worked so hard and blah, blah, blah,
4436
4437977
443800:47:42,985 --> 00:47:45,821
4439and these people are growing faster
4440than I am and whatever."
4441
4442978
444300:47:46,322 --> 00:47:49,533
4444And I was getting so much hate just for,
4445you know, the character work.
4446
4447979
444800:47:49,617 --> 00:47:51,619
4449Can you find the crackhead?
4450
4451980
445200:47:52,119 --> 00:47:54,580
4453A lot younger audience started
4454coming onto Vine,
4455
4456981
445700:47:55,373 --> 00:47:57,333
4458and they were like, "Oh, that's racist."
4459
4460982
446100:47:59,835 --> 00:48:01,253
4462- Hey.
4463- Hello, my friend.
4464
4465983
446600:48:01,337 --> 00:48:03,589
4467Welcome to my Uber.
4468Some gum? Some mints?
4469
4470984
447100:48:03,672 --> 00:48:05,383
4472Water? Some tuna?
4473
4474985
447500:48:05,466 --> 00:48:07,676
4476I was getting messages every day.
4477
4478986
447900:48:07,760 --> 00:48:10,513
4480Just people saying really mean shit.
4481
4482987
448300:48:11,931 --> 00:48:14,100
4484"Brittany Furlan's like
4485the whore of Vine."
4486
4487988
448800:48:14,350 --> 00:48:16,644
4489"Brittany Furlan's ugly as f..."
4490
4491989
449200:48:17,520 --> 00:48:22,942
4493"Brittany Furlan is annoying and not funny
4494and has weak ass clapbacks."
4495
4496990
449700:48:23,567 --> 00:48:26,987
4498There's an Instagram page called
4499Brittany Furlan's thumb,
4500
4501991
450200:48:27,446 --> 00:48:29,532
4503because people think I have weird thumbs.
4504
4505992
450600:48:29,615 --> 00:48:30,616
4507[blows raspberry]
4508
4509993
451000:48:31,617 --> 00:48:33,035
4511You know, people will
4512tear you apart
4513
4514994
451500:48:33,119 --> 00:48:35,913
4516and if you're not strong,
4517it'll just rip through your soul.
4518
4519995
452000:48:36,414 --> 00:48:39,542
4521And then people will be like,
4522"Oh, you don't get as many likes as Bach."
4523
4524996
452500:48:39,625 --> 00:48:41,335
4526Like, "You need to get your likes up."
4527
4528997
452900:48:41,919 --> 00:48:43,587
4530How about I try liking myself?
4531
4532998
453300:48:44,964 --> 00:48:46,799
4534That'll be actually a challenge.
4535
4536999
453700:48:54,932 --> 00:48:57,059
4538[Paris]
4539I have definitely felt broken in my life.
4540
45411000
454200:48:59,019 --> 00:49:01,021
4543But I always come back with resilience.
4544
45451001
454600:49:01,105 --> 00:49:02,690
4547I'm a strong...
4548
45491002
455000:49:04,066 --> 00:49:06,444
4551girl... woman. [chuckles]
4552
45531003
455400:49:08,070 --> 00:49:12,032
4555♪ I love Paris in the springtime ♪
4556
45571004
455800:49:14,118 --> 00:49:17,455
4559♪ I love Paris in the fall ♪
4560
45611005
456200:49:17,538 --> 00:49:20,833
4563[Matthew] We relish, as a society,
4564in celebrity meltdown.
4565
45661006
456700:49:20,916 --> 00:49:24,378
4568We love seeing the people that we think
4569have everything get destroyed.
4570
45711007
457200:49:24,503 --> 00:49:27,965
4573But, you know, she basically got out
4574before any of that happened.
4575
45761008
457700:49:28,507 --> 00:49:30,384
4578[reporter] So now she's back at it again
4579
45801009
458100:49:30,468 --> 00:49:34,305
4582washing her Bentley
4583while eating a Carl's Junior burger.
4584
45851010
458600:49:34,388 --> 00:49:36,265
4587That video triggered a viral sensation.
4588
45891011
459000:49:36,348 --> 00:49:38,976
4591[Paris] It actually was too hot for TV,
4592
45931012
459400:49:39,310 --> 00:49:42,396
4595and they wouldn't even let them play it
4596during the Super Bowl.
4597
45981013
459900:49:42,688 --> 00:49:45,191
4600A lot of people were
4601contacting Carl's Junior
4602
46031014
460400:49:45,274 --> 00:49:46,984
4605and saying, "This is way too sexy."
4606
46071015
460800:49:47,943 --> 00:49:52,031
4609Oh my God, like,
4610I've created a monster. [chuckles]
4611
46121016
461300:49:55,075 --> 00:49:58,078
4614♪ I love Paris in the winter
4615When it drizzles ♪
4616
46171017
461800:49:58,162 --> 00:50:01,749
4619♪ I love Paris in the summer
4620When it sizzles ♪
4621
46221018
462300:50:03,709 --> 00:50:05,628
4624[Paris] But I also knew
4625I could parlay that
4626
46271019
462800:50:05,711 --> 00:50:07,796
4629into a huge business and a brand.
4630
46311020
463200:50:09,924 --> 00:50:12,843
4633She literally was the blueprint
4634for the Kardashians.
4635
46361021
463700:50:14,345 --> 00:50:16,388
4638[Kim] Everything's got to be clean,
4639
46401022
464100:50:16,472 --> 00:50:18,140
4642crisp and tasty.
4643
46441023
464500:50:19,016 --> 00:50:21,602
4646[reporter] The salad
4647was specifically chosen for the ad
4648
46491024
465000:50:21,685 --> 00:50:24,230
4651because Kardashian had
4652a fitness DVD out at the time,
4653
46541025
465500:50:24,313 --> 00:50:27,274
4656and wanted to eat something
4657that would be more in line with her brand.
4658
46591026
466000:50:27,358 --> 00:50:28,609
4661But at the end of the day,
4662
46631027
466400:50:28,692 --> 00:50:31,445
4665Carl's Junior uses sex to sell their food.
4666
46671028
466800:50:32,321 --> 00:50:34,823
4669[Josh] Don't ever forget
4670that Kim Kardashian
4671
46721029
467300:50:35,407 --> 00:50:36,909
4674was Paris Hilton's intern.
4675
46761030
467700:50:38,619 --> 00:50:42,331
4678I think it's pretty clear
4679who invented the entire game,
4680
46811031
468200:50:42,414 --> 00:50:45,334
4683who, like, navigated us
4684into a new world.
4685
46861032
468700:50:45,709 --> 00:50:47,545
4688[bird cawing]
4689
46901033
469100:50:48,462 --> 00:50:50,214
4692[Kirill]
4693I really didn't come here to work.
4694
46951034
469600:50:53,342 --> 00:50:55,302
4697- Are you kidding me?
4698- This is nice...
4699
47001035
470100:50:57,012 --> 00:51:00,057
4702for son and dad working together, right?
4703
47041036
470500:51:02,059 --> 00:51:03,659
4706Alright, are you going to
4707open the fence?
4708
47091037
471000:51:04,562 --> 00:51:07,398
4711I swear to God.
4712No matter what you accomplish in life,
4713
47141038
471500:51:07,481 --> 00:51:09,650
4716you're still your parents' child
4717in the end.
4718
47191039
472000:51:09,733 --> 00:51:11,443
4721You gotta be their little slave.
4722
47231040
472400:51:13,988 --> 00:51:16,115
4725I wonder if Paris still vacuums the house.
4726
47271041
472800:51:16,991 --> 00:51:18,784
4729A guy's asking me for advice.
4730
47311042
473200:51:18,867 --> 00:51:21,370
4733He says, "I'm dating a girl
4734who wants to try anal.
4735
47361043
473700:51:22,830 --> 00:51:25,291
4738But I've never done it before.
4739Do you have any tips?"
4740
47411044
474200:51:25,374 --> 00:51:28,252
4743And I said, "Yeah, make sure she lubes up
4744the strap-on properly
4745
47461045
474700:51:28,335 --> 00:51:29,420
4748and bite the pillow."
4749
47501046
475100:51:32,631 --> 00:51:35,634
4752I'm the first person in the family
4753not to graduate college.
4754
47551047
475600:51:36,218 --> 00:51:39,138
4757I literally stopped going to class,
4758didn't tell my parents
4759
47601048
476100:51:39,221 --> 00:51:42,391
4762'cause they would've murdered me,
4763even forged my transcripts
4764
47651049
476600:51:42,474 --> 00:51:43,892
4767for an entire semester.
4768
47691050
477000:51:44,310 --> 00:51:46,770
4771My mom still gets emotional about that,
4772
47731051
477400:51:46,854 --> 00:51:48,689
4775because she just wants that degree.
4776
47771052
477800:51:49,732 --> 00:51:51,150
4779[mother] I was devastated.
4780
47811053
478200:51:51,817 --> 00:51:55,321
4783He was trying to convince me
4784that it's not the end of the world...
4785
47861054
478700:51:55,404 --> 00:51:58,324
4788which, for me, kind of was.
4789
47901055
479100:51:59,992 --> 00:52:01,152
4792[Kirill] I always feel bad...
4793
47941056
479500:52:01,201 --> 00:52:04,288
4796I constantly have this crazy anxiety
4797when I'm alone that...
4798
47991057
480000:52:05,080 --> 00:52:06,915
4801I didn't accomplish enough
4802because I'm like,
4803
48041058
480500:52:06,999 --> 00:52:10,961
4806they gave up their youth to come to
4807a better place for their children,
4808
48091059
481000:52:11,045 --> 00:52:13,088
4811and this is all they have
4812to show for it.
4813
48141060
481500:52:13,672 --> 00:52:15,883
4816I'm like their receipt
4817for coming to America.
4818
48191061
482000:52:16,884 --> 00:52:20,054
4821[father] When we landed here,
4822I didn't speak English at all.
4823
48241062
482500:52:20,846 --> 00:52:22,139
4826So, naturally, he was a waiter.
4827
48281063
482900:52:22,640 --> 00:52:24,725
4830Waiter slash busboy.
4831
48321064
483300:52:26,185 --> 00:52:29,730
4834[mother]
4835The American dream is changing nowadays.
4836
48371065
483800:52:29,938 --> 00:52:31,440
4839When we were coming here
4840
48411066
484200:52:32,149 --> 00:52:35,027
4843American dream was mainly
4844material things, like,
4845
48461067
484700:52:35,110 --> 00:52:39,990
4848we would say,
4849"Oh, family, house in suburbs."
4850
48511068
485200:52:40,074 --> 00:52:42,493
4853And I think this new generation,
4854
48551069
485600:52:42,576 --> 00:52:47,206
4857their definition of success in a dream
4858is different.
4859
48601070
486100:52:48,165 --> 00:52:49,667
4862So, this girl wrote to me.
4863
48641071
486500:52:50,334 --> 00:52:52,961
4866You can see by her photo, a little fat.
4867
48681072
486900:52:53,212 --> 00:52:55,798
4870So, she wrote,
4871"You're a misogynistic scum
4872
48731073
487400:52:55,881 --> 00:52:57,549
4875and I'm thrilled you weren't able
4876
48771074
487800:52:57,633 --> 00:53:01,470
4879to throw one of your sexist, small-dick,
4880loser parties in this country.
4881
48821075
488300:53:01,845 --> 00:53:05,391
4884Stay in Vegas, you ugly slime ball,
4885rape culture enthusiast."
4886
48871076
488800:53:05,974 --> 00:53:08,519
4889And I was, like, trying to f...
4890and this is my response,
4891
48921077
489300:53:09,019 --> 00:53:12,523
4894"For decades, marine biologists have been
4895trying to communicate with whales
4896
48971078
489800:53:12,606 --> 00:53:14,274
4899and they never bothered to consult me
4900
49011079
490200:53:14,358 --> 00:53:16,360
4903and how I have successfully
4904been doing it."
4905
49061080
490700:53:16,443 --> 00:53:17,528
4908[father laughs]
4909
49101081
491100:53:17,611 --> 00:53:21,115
4912Nothing? Come on,
4913it's such a good fat joke.
4914
49151082
491600:53:21,198 --> 00:53:22,198
4917[laughter]
4918
49191083
492000:53:23,492 --> 00:53:27,121
4921[mother] We didn't know
4922exactly what he was doing.
4923
49241084
492500:53:28,330 --> 00:53:30,708
4926The party, we went once
4927
49281085
492900:53:30,791 --> 00:53:32,626
4930last year for my birthday.
4931
49321086
493300:53:33,335 --> 00:53:34,712
4934[father] He threw her the party.
4935
49361087
493700:53:35,754 --> 00:53:38,590
4938- Oh, it was fun.
4939- It was just like walking in a cave.
4940
49411088
494200:53:38,674 --> 00:53:40,384
4943Not knowing
4944what's going on over there.
4945
49461089
494700:53:41,427 --> 00:53:43,637
4948- And then we just...
4949- [mother] Relaxed.
4950
49511090
495200:53:43,721 --> 00:53:46,223
4953...relaxed and we're having good time.
4954
49551091
495600:53:47,057 --> 00:53:48,892
4957[loud electronic music playing]
4958
49591092
496000:53:56,734 --> 00:53:59,027
4961This is our "Kirill was here" display.
4962
49631093
496400:54:01,071 --> 00:54:02,531
4965He never was a troublemaker.
4966
49671094
496800:54:03,615 --> 00:54:06,201
4969He's polite, well-rounded.
4970
49711095
497200:54:06,702 --> 00:54:10,789
4973What he does has no reflection on him
4974as a person.
4975
49761096
497700:54:11,665 --> 00:54:13,500
4978It's his professional job.
4979
49801097
498100:54:14,334 --> 00:54:18,380
4982If he is an actor, and he's portraying
4983a criminal, somebody bad,
4984
49851098
498600:54:18,464 --> 00:54:20,924
4987you don't reflect it on the actor himself.
4988
49891099
499000:54:21,133 --> 00:54:25,596
4991It's really something unique
4992and he did something out of nothing.
4993
49941100
499500:54:26,388 --> 00:54:28,140
4996And did it all by himself.
4997
49981101
499900:54:47,117 --> 00:54:49,787
5000[Larry King]
5001What do you think it is about you, Paris,
5002
50031102
500400:54:50,245 --> 00:54:52,539
5005that everybody follows you around?
5006
50071103
500800:54:53,040 --> 00:54:55,834
5009Photographers, paparazzi. Why you?
5010
50111104
501200:54:56,960 --> 00:54:58,212
5013I have no idea.
5014
50151105
501600:54:58,295 --> 00:55:00,380
5017I'm just living my life.
5018
50191106
502000:55:00,464 --> 00:55:03,344
5021You don't call them up and say,
5022"I'm going down to Third Street tomorrow.
5023
50241107
502500:55:03,383 --> 00:55:04,802
5026- Be there."
5027- No, actually,
5028
50291108
503000:55:04,885 --> 00:55:07,638
5031from the moment I wake up
5032to the moment I go to sleep,
5033
50341109
503500:55:07,721 --> 00:55:10,307
5036they're outside my house,
5037following me all day long.
5038
50391110
504000:55:17,815 --> 00:55:22,194
5041When I was growing up, I was obsessed
5042with Marilyn Monroe and Brigitte Bardot
5043
50441111
504500:55:22,277 --> 00:55:24,530
5046and all these beautiful icons.
5047
50481112
504900:55:25,197 --> 00:55:26,949
5050And always wanted to be like them.
5051
50521113
505300:55:28,534 --> 00:55:30,494
5054This is called the Paparazzi Machine.
5055
50561114
505700:55:31,537 --> 00:55:33,038
5058I practice in front of it.
5059
50601115
506100:55:33,497 --> 00:55:35,749
5062No, I'm kidding. [laughs]
5063
50641116
506500:55:35,833 --> 00:55:37,793
5066I think I've had enough practice
5067over the years.
5068
50691117
507000:55:37,876 --> 00:55:40,754
5071[paparazzi] Hello. Can we get
5072a couple fashion pictures, please?
5073
50741118
507500:55:41,547 --> 00:55:45,008
5076- My outfit's awful.
5077- Oh no, you look beautiful. You're a doll.
5078
50791119
508000:55:45,425 --> 00:55:48,095
5081[Paris] Back when I was a teenager,
5082there was no social media.
5083
50841120
508500:55:48,178 --> 00:55:50,389
5086I was just like this young girl,
5087
50881121
508900:55:50,472 --> 00:55:54,643
5090a socialite, going to parties,
5091getting in trouble,
5092
50931122
509400:55:55,602 --> 00:55:57,813
5095and living my life
5096
50971123
509800:55:57,896 --> 00:56:02,985
5099and basically turned it
5100into a phenomenon.
5101
51021124
510300:56:05,404 --> 00:56:07,924
5104[Matthew] When I first moved to LA,
5105people had baseball hats on,
5106
51071125
510800:56:08,198 --> 00:56:11,159
5109totally dressed down,
5110didn't want any attention whatsoever.
5111
51121126
511300:56:11,827 --> 00:56:13,954
5114A few years later,
5115Paris kind of started
5116
51171127
511800:56:14,037 --> 00:56:17,040
5119the "How to get famous
5120in 100 days" blueprint,
5121
51221128
512300:56:18,041 --> 00:56:19,751
5124which was call the paparazzi,
5125
51261129
512700:56:20,502 --> 00:56:23,505
5128expose as much of your private life
5129as you possibly can.
5130
51311130
513200:56:23,881 --> 00:56:26,609
5133- [paparazzi] Paris, did you hit Lindsay?
5134- Ask her, she's right there.
5135
51361131
513700:56:26,633 --> 00:56:28,093
5138Lindsay, tell them the truth.
5139
51401132
514100:56:28,176 --> 00:56:29,928
5142[Matthew] And you're off to the races.
5143
51441133
514500:56:31,346 --> 00:56:33,348
5146[security guard]
5147Let's go, let's go, let's go!
5148
51491134
515000:56:33,473 --> 00:56:34,349
5151- Shit!
5152- Watch out.
5153
51541135
515500:56:34,433 --> 00:56:37,019
5156- [Paris] Bye, guys.
5157- How does it feel with all the flashes?
5158
51591136
516000:56:37,394 --> 00:56:39,438
5161- Lot of light.
5162- Thank you, Paris!
5163
51641137
516500:56:41,732 --> 00:56:45,277
5166It is weird, because sometimes
5167I will just hear clicks and flashes,
5168
51691138
517000:56:45,360 --> 00:56:46,987
5171even when they're not happening.
5172
51731139
517400:56:47,112 --> 00:56:48,363
5175Just over the years,
5176
51771140
517800:56:48,947 --> 00:56:51,617
5179especially if I'm at Cannes
5180or somewhere like that,
5181
51821141
518300:56:51,700 --> 00:56:54,369
5184even when I'm walking in my hotel room
5185when there's no one,
5186
51871142
518800:56:54,453 --> 00:56:57,581
5189I'll hear, like, this noise.
5190
51911143
519200:56:57,664 --> 00:56:59,750
5193[multiple shutters clicking]
5194
51951144
519600:56:59,833 --> 00:57:00,833
5197Just forever.
5198
51991145
520000:57:04,087 --> 00:57:05,839
5201I used to go out every single night,
5202
52031146
520400:57:05,923 --> 00:57:08,091
5205and I lived for it.
5206
52071147
520800:57:08,675 --> 00:57:11,637
5209Now I just do not give a shit.
5210
52111148
521200:57:11,762 --> 00:57:14,139
5213I'm just, like, over it.
5214
52151149
521600:57:15,682 --> 00:57:17,225
5217[Katie Couric] You a big pedicure guy?
5218
52191150
522000:57:17,309 --> 00:57:19,869
5221Yeah, I like to make sure that
5222I'm looking terrible at all times,
5223
52241151
522500:57:19,937 --> 00:57:21,563
5226but I like my feet to be perfect.
5227
52281152
522900:57:21,647 --> 00:57:23,440
5230- Yeah.
5231- I think what really makes
5232
52331153
523400:57:23,523 --> 00:57:25,734
5235- the Fat Jewish the Fat Jewish...
5236- Right.
5237
52381154
523900:57:25,817 --> 00:57:27,152
5240...is the captions.
5241
52421155
524300:57:27,235 --> 00:57:28,862
5244How do you come up
5245with these captions?
5246
52471156
524800:57:28,946 --> 00:57:31,215
5249How did George Washington found America?
5250Know what I mean?
5251
52521157
525300:57:31,239 --> 00:57:34,034
5254How did whoever painted
5255the Sistine Chapel do that?
5256
52571158
525800:57:34,117 --> 00:57:35,803
5259- Michelangelo? Was that who that was?
5260- Yes.
5261
52621159
526300:57:35,827 --> 00:57:37,747
5264- Whatever. Yeah, it just is.
5265- It's just a gift.
5266
52671160
526800:57:39,206 --> 00:57:41,500
5269We begin with a scandal
5270that is rocking the internet.
5271
52721161
527300:57:41,583 --> 00:57:44,086
5274[woman] A social media star
5275being called out for plagiarism.
5276
52771162
527800:57:44,795 --> 00:57:46,675
5279[man] He's basically taking
5280other people's memes
5281
52821163
528300:57:46,713 --> 00:57:49,967
5284and he was posting them on Instagram
5285like he thought of them.
5286
52871164
528800:57:50,050 --> 00:57:51,843
5289[Dane Cook] His Instagram bio even reads,
5290
52911165
529200:57:51,927 --> 00:57:55,430
5293"United States Creative Director
5294of Internet Curatorial Affairs."
5295
52961166
529700:57:55,639 --> 00:57:57,182
5298This is my collection of comedy.
5299
53001167
530100:57:57,265 --> 00:57:59,685
5302This is a fine tweet from 2015.
5303
53041168
530500:57:59,893 --> 00:58:01,478
5306Great year, great year for tweets.
5307
53081169
530900:58:02,145 --> 00:58:05,273
5310[Dane] Okay, you're getting millions of
5311followers, but off other people's work.
5312
53131170
531400:58:05,816 --> 00:58:07,985
5315It used to be
5316they had to come see you,
5317
53181171
531900:58:08,068 --> 00:58:09,695
5320steal it from you at the club.
5321
53221172
532300:58:09,778 --> 00:58:11,738
5324Now, somebody just sees you post it...
5325
53261173
532700:58:12,280 --> 00:58:14,616
5328you know, screen capture, puts it up,
5329
53301174
533100:58:14,700 --> 00:58:16,118
5332changes maybe one or two words,
5333
53341175
533500:58:16,201 --> 00:58:18,078
5336and so now it's like take it
5337till you make it.
5338
53391176
534000:58:18,787 --> 00:58:21,957
5341[reporter] He's going out of his way
5342to screengrab and cut out the credit.
5343
53441177
534500:58:22,040 --> 00:58:25,585
5346[male reporter] And then making money,
5347signing with a talent agency,
5348
53491178
535000:58:25,669 --> 00:58:28,589
5351- he signed with a Hollywood talent agency.
5352- Yeah, a modeling contract...
5353
53541179
535500:58:28,797 --> 00:58:29,923
5356I can't even pay my rent,
5357
53581180
535900:58:30,007 --> 00:58:33,051
5360and this guy just got signed
5361a Comedy Central deal,
5362
53631181
536400:58:33,135 --> 00:58:34,428
5365a book...
5366
53671182
536800:58:34,511 --> 00:58:35,887
5369[man] He's being a fucking dick,
5370
53711183
537200:58:35,971 --> 00:58:37,597
5373and he's probably a piece of crap.
5374
53751184
537600:58:37,681 --> 00:58:39,766
5377[commentator]
5378The rest of the comic community
5379
53801185
538100:58:39,850 --> 00:58:41,560
5382was so angry over it.
5383
53841186
538500:58:41,643 --> 00:58:43,311
5386So Comedy Central has decided
5387
53881187
538900:58:43,395 --> 00:58:46,690
5390to put their plans to work with him
5391on hold indefinitely.
5392
53931188
539400:58:46,773 --> 00:58:50,068
5395There are now thousands of other accounts
5396that engage in similar practices,
5397
53981189
539900:58:50,152 --> 00:58:52,612
5400but the reason why we blew up
5401on the Fat Jew
5402
54031190
540400:58:52,696 --> 00:58:54,865
5405was because he was
5406the best at stealing.
5407
54081191
540900:58:54,948 --> 00:58:55,948
5410[thump]
5411
54121192
541300:58:56,450 --> 00:58:58,201
5414[Josh] I was basically the first to do it,
5415
54161193
541700:58:58,285 --> 00:59:00,412
5418and people figured out
5419you can make money off of it.
5420
54211194
542200:59:00,495 --> 00:59:02,748
5423And now it's a huge thing.
5424Lots of kids do it.
5425
54261195
542700:59:03,749 --> 00:59:06,376
5428I have an army of interns,
5429who actually get college credit.
5430
54311196
543200:59:06,460 --> 00:59:08,420
5433They're getting great life experience
5434out of this.
5435
54361197
543700:59:09,129 --> 00:59:11,715
5438I love how democratizing the internet is.
5439
54401198
544100:59:12,215 --> 00:59:13,842
5442It doesn't scare me at all.
5443
54441199
544500:59:13,925 --> 00:59:17,179
5446As far as plagiarism goes,
5447I think it's always been happening.
5448
54491200
545000:59:17,971 --> 00:59:21,433
5451Think about how many politicians are using
5452the same recycled language
5453
54541201
545500:59:21,516 --> 00:59:22,976
5456about morality and about family.
5457
54581202
545900:59:23,852 --> 00:59:26,730
5460It's really dangerous
5461for people to start limiting
5462
54631203
546400:59:26,813 --> 00:59:30,150
5465and saying, like, "That doesn't count
5466for comedy," or "That's not original."
5467
54681204
546900:59:30,776 --> 00:59:33,153
5470[Josh] Older people,
5471who aren't of the internet,
5472
54731205
547400:59:33,236 --> 00:59:35,906
5475view IP and material one way,
5476
54771206
547800:59:35,989 --> 00:59:38,366
5479and younger kids view it
5480a different way.
5481
54821207
548300:59:38,742 --> 00:59:40,827
5484And the two are interacting
5485on a daily basis
5486
54871208
548800:59:40,911 --> 00:59:42,370
5489in one giant, messy forum.
5490
54911209
549200:59:42,454 --> 00:59:44,539
5493It was an argument that
5494needed to be had.
5495
54961210
549700:59:44,623 --> 00:59:46,124
5498It was fucking brewing so hard.
5499
55001211
550100:59:46,708 --> 00:59:49,002
5502It needed a face
5503and they put the face on me.
5504
55051212
550600:59:49,628 --> 00:59:52,881
5507Josh understands why the people
5508who created the original posts
5509
55101213
551100:59:52,964 --> 00:59:54,841
5512that he plays with on Instagram
5513are upset.
5514
55151214
551600:59:54,925 --> 00:59:57,219
5517He says he will never post something
5518without credit again.
5519
55201215
552100:59:57,302 --> 01:00:00,347
5522Any time someone says,
5523"Hey, that was my thing!"
5524
55251216
552601:00:00,722 --> 01:00:01,722
5527Automatic credit.
5528
55291217
553001:00:02,140 --> 01:00:04,935
5531Now... on a four-eyes basis,
5532man-to-man...
5533
55341218
553501:00:05,227 --> 01:00:06,311
5536Yup.
5537
55381219
553901:00:06,394 --> 01:00:09,731
5540What are the chances what you've just
5541given me is just a blizzard of bullshit?
5542
55431220
554401:00:09,815 --> 01:00:10,815
5545[laughs]
5546
55471221
554801:00:12,609 --> 01:00:15,612
5549You can't do what I do
5550and be thin-skinned.
5551
55521222
555301:00:16,530 --> 01:00:18,198
5554Otherwise it will fuck you up.
5555
55561223
555701:00:24,579 --> 01:00:27,707
5558[female reporter] It looks like Vine's
5559six seconds of fame are over.
5560
55611224
556201:00:27,791 --> 01:00:30,168
5563The company announced
5564on Thursday, October 27th
5565
55661225
556701:00:30,252 --> 01:00:33,130
5568that it will be shutting down operations
5569in the coming months.
5570
55711226
557201:00:34,005 --> 01:00:36,133
5573[Brittany] Now I feel like
5574I'm back to square one.
5575
55761227
557701:00:37,884 --> 01:00:40,846
5578And I'm just trying to do
5579regular acting again,
5580
55811228
558201:00:40,929 --> 01:00:42,430
5583but it's really hard.
5584
55851229
558601:00:43,140 --> 01:00:44,558
5587Welcome to Seinfeld.
5588
55891230
559001:00:44,641 --> 01:00:46,560
5591Oh yay! Okay, and where
5592do I get changed?
5593
55941231
559501:00:46,935 --> 01:00:48,228
5596Right over there.
5597
55981232
559901:00:48,603 --> 01:00:50,147
5600I get changed in that thing?
5601
56021233
560301:00:50,939 --> 01:00:52,607
5604Guys, I'm A-list, okay?
5605
56061234
560701:00:52,691 --> 01:00:54,067
5608This is big stuff here.
5609
56101235
561101:00:54,151 --> 01:00:57,195
5612I went out for a couple shows.
5613I didn't book anything.
5614
56151236
561601:00:57,571 --> 01:01:01,908
5617I go in on these auditions, and people
5618don't really wanna take you seriously
5619
56201237
562101:01:01,992 --> 01:01:05,203
5622'cause they're like,
5623"Oh, I saw that video of you, where, like,
5624
56251238
562601:01:05,287 --> 01:01:07,247
5627your dog stuck its mouth
5628in your mouth.
5629
56301239
563101:01:07,330 --> 01:01:10,792
5632That was hilarious. Sorry, you're reading
5633for this role? Sorry? What?"
5634
56351240
563601:01:10,876 --> 01:01:14,337
5637And then they don't wanna...
5638they don't see you as an actor
5639
56401241
564101:01:14,421 --> 01:01:16,524
5642and I'm like, "No, no! I've done,
5643thousands of plays!"
5644
56451242
564601:01:16,548 --> 01:01:18,693
5647They're like, "Oh no, no! That's cool.
5648What about that video
5649
56501243
565101:01:18,717 --> 01:01:21,094
5652where your dog farted
5653in your mouth? That was good."
5654
56551244
565601:01:22,429 --> 01:01:24,139
5657Now it's like...
5658
56591245
566001:01:25,432 --> 01:01:26,766
5661Yeah, I'm that Vine girl.
5662
56631246
566401:01:28,518 --> 01:01:30,562
5665[Kirill] A couple hit me up,
5666like a guy and a girl.
5667
56681247
566901:01:31,146 --> 01:01:32,146
5670I texted them.
5671
56721248
567301:01:32,189 --> 01:01:33,607
5674Let's hope they show up.
5675
56761249
567701:01:37,485 --> 01:01:39,279
5678- What's up, buddy? Kirill.
5679- What's up, man?
5680
56811250
568201:01:39,362 --> 01:01:40,715
5683- Dakota. How are you?
5684- How are ya?
5685
56861251
568701:01:40,739 --> 01:01:42,407
5688- This is Alexis.
5689- How are ya? Kirill.
5690
56911252
569201:01:42,490 --> 01:01:43,909
5693- Who's getting tattooed?
5694- Both.
5695
56961253
569701:01:43,992 --> 01:01:44,868
5698What are you thinking?
5699
57001254
570101:01:44,951 --> 01:01:47,597
5702I'm thinking literally what you write,
5703what you do with the sharpie?
5704
57051255
570601:01:47,621 --> 01:01:49,623
5707I usually write "slutwhisperer."
5708
57091256
571001:01:49,915 --> 01:01:53,210
5711But I think that's a terrible thing
5712to put on someone's body, honestly.
5713
57141257
571501:01:53,752 --> 01:01:56,046
5716- Okay.
5717- Unless, you're cool with it?
5718
57191258
572001:01:56,171 --> 01:01:57,851
5721I mean, that's what we thought
5722it would be.
5723
57241259
572501:01:57,881 --> 01:01:59,650
5726- Fine, let's do it.
5727- I don't want Kirill on my ass.
5728
57291260
573001:01:59,674 --> 01:02:01,074
5731[Kirill] So let's do slutwhisperer.
5732
57331261
573401:02:01,885 --> 01:02:04,846
5735I haven't even fucking written this sober
5736in God knows how long.
5737
57381262
573901:02:06,348 --> 01:02:08,558
5740[tattoo machine buzzing]
5741
57421263
574301:02:09,100 --> 01:02:13,647
5744- Is this your first couples' tattoo?
5745- First couples' butt cheek tattoo. Yeah.
5746
57471264
574801:02:13,730 --> 01:02:15,482
5749And you guys have been together
5750how long?
5751
57521265
575301:02:15,565 --> 01:02:16,565
5754Like officially?
5755
57561266
575701:02:18,526 --> 01:02:21,571
5758Ten days? Obviously you guys
5759are gonna be together forever.
5760
57611267
576201:02:21,655 --> 01:02:24,282
5763Like, this could be
5764a thing you tell your grandkids one day.
5765
57661268
576701:02:24,366 --> 01:02:26,284
5768I better get an invite to the wedding.
5769
57701269
577101:02:28,411 --> 01:02:29,491
5772[girl] Yeah, it looks good.
5773
57741270
577501:02:30,705 --> 01:02:31,539
5776[laughs]
5777
57781271
577901:02:31,623 --> 01:02:32,983
5780Just get a little closer together.
5781
57821272
578301:02:33,458 --> 01:02:34,292
5784Perfect.
5785
57861273
578701:02:34,376 --> 01:02:36,096
5788- You guys coming to the party?
5789- Fuck yeah.
5790
57911274
579201:02:37,003 --> 01:02:38,505
5793It's America's future right there.
5794
57951275
579601:02:39,422 --> 01:02:42,342
5797You think that relationship's gonna last?
5798Ten days they've been together.
5799
58001276
580101:02:42,425 --> 01:02:44,094
5802Nineteen and 21 years old.
5803
58041277
580501:02:44,844 --> 01:02:49,474
5806It's weird seeing someone just, like,
5807really into me, like that. You know?
5808
58091278
581001:02:58,566 --> 01:03:00,277
5811It's the slut whisperer!
5812
58131279
581401:03:00,610 --> 01:03:01,610
5815What up?
5816
58171280
581801:03:02,529 --> 01:03:05,782
5819Technically, you're not supposed to
5820blow into this, until 20 minutes after
5821
58221281
582301:03:05,865 --> 01:03:08,425
5824your last drink, because you have
5825so much alcohol on your breath,
5826
58271282
582801:03:08,493 --> 01:03:10,662
5829it'll literally register,
5830like, you're dead.
5831
58321283
583301:03:10,912 --> 01:03:13,331
5834- What up!
5835- Oh, girlies!
5836
58371284
583801:03:13,415 --> 01:03:14,582
5839- Hi, guys!
5840- Oh, wow.
5841
58421285
584301:03:14,666 --> 01:03:16,501
5844- I brought you a present.
5845- Thank you.
5846
58471286
584801:03:17,210 --> 01:03:19,004
5849- Got some Jamo.
5850- We know you're a what.
5851
58521287
585301:03:19,087 --> 01:03:20,839
5854They know how to make my dick soft.
5855
58561288
585701:03:21,339 --> 01:03:24,384
5858I got over 250 DMs
5859the first time we hung out
5860
58611289
586201:03:24,467 --> 01:03:27,887
5863because you said I bleached my butthole
5864and put my Instagram name.
5865
58661290
586701:03:28,763 --> 01:03:30,932
5868[Kirill]
5869There's just so many girls at the parties.
5870
58711291
587201:03:31,016 --> 01:03:32,976
5873They're like, "Oh!"
5874You already know, like, "Okay.
5875
58761292
587701:03:33,184 --> 01:03:35,186
5878She's going to want to have sex with me."
5879
58801293
588101:03:36,062 --> 01:03:38,942
5882I'm gonna wanna have sex with her.
5883We might as well have already done it.
5884
58851294
588601:03:40,442 --> 01:03:41,442
5887It's just fun.
5888
58891295
589001:03:41,860 --> 01:03:45,238
5891You get to hit someone with a hard dick.
5892It'll knock their teeth out.
5893
58941296
589501:03:45,322 --> 01:03:47,157
5896This girl that I met at a party,
5897
58981297
589901:03:47,240 --> 01:03:49,993
5900we're having sex, and she just stops
5901and looks at me,
5902
59031298
590401:03:50,285 --> 01:03:52,746
5905"You know, I've never fucked
5906a celebrity before."
5907
59081299
590901:03:52,871 --> 01:03:56,791
5910And I just, literally, never wanted
5911to die more in my life than that moment.
5912
59131300
591401:03:57,208 --> 01:03:58,668
5915It's just so, like, how...
5916
59171301
591801:03:59,461 --> 01:04:02,464
5919like that's your existence.
5920Like that's a goal.
5921
59221302
592301:04:03,423 --> 01:04:05,884
5924And me, of all people, like,
5925"Honey, you think..."
5926
59271303
592801:04:07,802 --> 01:04:10,472
5929Then to realize you're just as guilty
5930as everybody else.
5931
59321304
593301:04:10,555 --> 01:04:13,141
5934I will shit all over all these girls
5935that're like, "Oh, my God,
5936
59371305
593801:04:13,224 --> 01:04:15,602
5939celebrity blah, blah."
5940And then they fuck me for the story,
5941
59421306
594301:04:15,685 --> 01:04:16,895
5944but I do the same thing.
5945
59461307
594701:04:17,062 --> 01:04:18,438
5948So, I'm just as guilty.
5949
59501308
595101:04:20,982 --> 01:04:23,568
5952I don't like being alone, I've realized.
5953I just don't.
5954
59551309
595601:04:23,651 --> 01:04:26,931
5957I'm one of those people that I constantly
5958would like to have a friend on the couch.
5959
59601310
596101:04:27,530 --> 01:04:29,824
5962'Cause I don't like to be
5963alone with my thoughts.
5964
59651311
596601:04:29,949 --> 01:04:31,868
5967I think I go into, like, dark places.
5968
59691312
597001:04:35,372 --> 01:04:37,499
5971All these people love you
5972when you go out,
5973
59741313
597501:04:39,125 --> 01:04:41,605
5976and then you go home to your hotel room
5977and you're just like...
5978
59791314
598001:04:41,836 --> 01:04:43,421
5981dreading the next city you gotta go to.
5982
59831315
598401:04:50,470 --> 01:04:53,223
5985You think any grown man
5986of 33 years old
5987
59881316
598901:04:53,306 --> 01:04:54,986
5990is doing this somewhere else
5991on the planet?
5992
59931317
599401:04:59,479 --> 01:05:02,065
5995It's difficult when you have
5996five nights of partying in a row
5997
59981318
599901:05:02,148 --> 01:05:04,818
6000and you have to get on an airplane,
6001go across the country.
6002
60031319
600401:05:06,403 --> 01:05:08,071
6005And then give people the same energy.
6006
60071320
600801:05:09,322 --> 01:05:10,532
6009Every night.
6010
60111321
601201:05:13,618 --> 01:05:16,371
6013It's strenuous to have
6014any real relationship with someone.
6015
60161322
601701:05:17,330 --> 01:05:18,665
6018I want a family.
6019
60201323
602101:05:19,791 --> 01:05:21,835
6022I don't know if I'll be married
6023in five years,
6024
60251324
602601:05:21,918 --> 01:05:24,629
6027but, yeah, I don't wanna be
6028that guy that's, like,
6029
60301325
603101:05:24,712 --> 01:05:26,131
6032that people feel sad for.
6033
60341326
603501:05:26,214 --> 01:05:28,859
6036Even though they don't, 'cause they're
6037like, "Oh, you live the crazy life!"
6038
60391327
604001:05:28,883 --> 01:05:31,363
6041But they don't realize that I look
6042at their lives and I'm like,
6043
60441328
604501:05:31,678 --> 01:05:33,096
6046"That's kinda cool, too.
6047
60481329
604901:05:33,263 --> 01:05:34,889
6050That you, like, built something.
6051
60521330
605301:05:35,056 --> 01:05:37,559
6054Like I haven't built, like, shit."
6055
60561331
605701:05:38,852 --> 01:05:42,689
6058You know? Like, outside of this world.
6059
60601332
606101:05:43,481 --> 01:05:44,566
6062[groans]
6063
60641333
606501:05:44,941 --> 01:05:47,152
6066That's why I can't go to bed sober.
6067
60681334
606901:05:48,153 --> 01:05:51,531
6070'Cause I just sit there and think about
6071all this shit and argue with myself.
6072
60731335
607401:05:51,781 --> 01:05:54,033
6075I have to be, like,
6076really exhausted to fall asleep.
6077
60781336
607901:06:03,501 --> 01:06:06,101
6080[Matthew] The end game for these people,
6081I think, is gonna be sad.
6082
60831337
608401:06:06,713 --> 01:06:08,673
6085They're in the spotlight,
6086but when it's done,
6087
60881338
608901:06:08,756 --> 01:06:12,552
6090it's done and they're not equipped to do
6091anything else in life. Where do you go?
6092
60931339
609401:06:12,635 --> 01:06:15,054
6095So, you're getting paid
6096however many thousands of dollars
6097
60981340
609901:06:15,138 --> 01:06:18,016
6100to show up and pour champagne
6101on some chick's boobs,
6102
61031341
610401:06:18,141 --> 01:06:19,476
6105but what happens when you're 50
6106
61071342
610801:06:19,559 --> 01:06:21,978
6109and no one wants you pouring champagne
6110anywhere on them?
6111
61121343
611301:06:22,061 --> 01:06:23,480
6114Or even, like, breathing on them?
6115
61161344
611701:06:23,771 --> 01:06:26,191
6118All hail the slut whisperer.
6119
61201345
612101:06:27,650 --> 01:06:30,445
6122[Matthew] Everything on the internet
6123is eternal. These are the images
6124
61251346
612601:06:30,528 --> 01:06:33,656
6127that are burned in our brain,
6128so for you to recreate yourself,
6129
61301347
613101:06:33,740 --> 01:06:34,824
6132it's very difficult.
6133
61341348
613501:06:35,200 --> 01:06:38,203
6136[Josh] Unless you are Paris Hilton,
6137you can't just reinvent yourself.
6138
61391349
614001:06:38,453 --> 01:06:42,916
6141She set the bar so low
6142in terms of, like, what people thought
6143
61441350
614501:06:42,999 --> 01:06:45,239
6146that she was capable of
6147and then it was like, "Oh my God!
6148
61491351
615001:06:45,543 --> 01:06:49,214
6151I accidentally started
615215 perfume lines in Dubai."
6153
61541352
615501:06:49,297 --> 01:06:51,424
6156Can you horrify my viewers now?
6157
61581353
615901:06:51,508 --> 01:06:56,179
6160Tell them how much the last fragrance,
616116th, Dazzle,
6162
61631354
616401:06:56,262 --> 01:06:57,889
6165how much it took in sales?
6166
61671355
616801:06:57,972 --> 01:07:01,017
6169I have 19 different product lines.
6170Dog clothes,
6171
61721356
617301:07:01,100 --> 01:07:03,478
6174haircare, makeup...
6175
61761357
617701:07:04,354 --> 01:07:07,190
6178sunglasses, handbags,
6179
61801358
618101:07:07,273 --> 01:07:09,817
6182clothing, fragrances.
6183
61841359
618501:07:11,277 --> 01:07:14,405
6186Every product you can think of, I make.
6187
61881360
618901:07:14,489 --> 01:07:16,199
6190Oh my God, you collected all of them?
6191
61921361
619301:07:16,282 --> 01:07:17,408
6194Look at that.
6195
61961362
619701:07:18,243 --> 01:07:19,452
6198There you go. Okay?
6199
62001363
620101:07:20,995 --> 01:07:22,121
6202Let's try another one.
6203
62041364
620501:07:22,205 --> 01:07:23,831
6206[laughter]
6207
62081365
620901:07:24,249 --> 01:07:26,376
6210Hit me. Oh wow.
6211
62121366
621301:07:26,459 --> 01:07:28,099
6214- How good is that smell?
6215- That shit's...
6216
62171367
621801:07:28,127 --> 01:07:29,980
6219[Josh] You think you understand
6220what she's doing,
6221
62221368
622301:07:30,004 --> 01:07:31,724
6224and then she'll become a DJ
6225and you're like,
6226
62271369
622801:07:31,756 --> 01:07:33,841
6229"Oh, groan, she's gonna become a DJ."
6230
62311370
623201:07:33,925 --> 01:07:38,263
6233Next thing you know, she's DJing
6234on a floating zero-gravity stage
6235
62361371
623701:07:38,346 --> 01:07:41,432
6238for the Sultan of Brunei and
6239his three thousand falcons.
6240
62411372
624201:07:41,516 --> 01:07:43,268
6243One, two...
6244
62451373
624601:07:44,143 --> 01:07:45,603
6247Okay, we are live.
6248
62491374
625001:07:45,937 --> 01:07:48,189
6251It's me, the queen Paris Hilton. Yup.
6252
62531375
625401:07:48,273 --> 01:07:49,399
6255[laughter]
6256
62571376
625801:07:50,191 --> 01:07:52,795
6259- [Josh] Turn up the clea...
6260- Sorry. I just came out with my new, uh,
6261
62621377
626301:07:52,819 --> 01:07:54,404
6264Paris Hilton push-up bra line.
6265
62661378
626701:07:54,571 --> 01:07:56,531
6268So before we mention
6269our other project...
6270
62711379
627201:07:56,614 --> 01:07:58,676
6273- Right, let's talk about...
6274- ...I'm mentioning this one.
6275
62761380
627701:07:58,700 --> 01:08:01,536
6278- Let's talk about phenomenal cleavage.
6279- And yeah, they're real.
6280
62811381
628201:08:01,619 --> 01:08:04,872
6283[laughter] Also they're real. Um...
6284
62851382
628601:08:04,956 --> 01:08:07,834
6287Okay, we, uh, we're here today...
6288today is special.
6289
62901383
629101:08:07,917 --> 01:08:09,752
6292Today is, like, a big... it's a big day
6293
62941384
629501:08:09,836 --> 01:08:11,836
6296because we've been working on this
6297for a long time.
6298
62991385
630001:08:11,879 --> 01:08:15,091
6301I've been up on fake news for years.
6302You know, creating fake news stories,
6303
63041386
630501:08:15,174 --> 01:08:16,843
6306running them onto Twitter, and, like,
6307
63081387
630901:08:16,926 --> 01:08:20,054
6310basically seeing how they actually play
6311into the real world,
6312
63131388
631401:08:20,138 --> 01:08:23,057
6315was something that I feel proud
6316to have somewhat pioneered.
6317
63181389
631901:08:23,141 --> 01:08:25,727
6320And that went for everything to products,
6321I remember, um,
6322
63231390
632401:08:25,810 --> 01:08:27,895
6325a bunch of years ago
6326I invented a Louboutin shoe
6327
63281391
632901:08:27,979 --> 01:08:29,397
6330that was made of dehydrated kale.
6331
63321392
633301:08:29,480 --> 01:08:31,399
6334And I got someone
6335at Huffington Post to run it
6336
63371393
633801:08:31,482 --> 01:08:33,402
6339and, you know, this site
6340and that site to run it.
6341
63421394
634301:08:33,443 --> 01:08:36,088
6344Next thing you know, Louboutin's getting
6345hundreds of calls from people,
6346
63471395
634801:08:36,112 --> 01:08:39,032
6349being like, "Where can we buy
6350the fucking dehydrated kale shoe?"
6351
63521396
635301:08:39,324 --> 01:08:42,493
6354And that was straight-up fake news.
6355I can immediately call,
6356
63571397
635801:08:42,577 --> 01:08:46,623
6359you know, somebody I knew at whatever site
6360I knew had traffic and say,
6361
63621398
636301:08:46,706 --> 01:08:50,168
6364"This is funny. Wink wink. I want
6365you on the inside. Don't tell anybody."
6366
63671399
636801:08:50,251 --> 01:08:53,087
6369And run a story about
6370how I'm getting breast implants.
6371
63721400
637301:08:53,379 --> 01:08:57,091
6374It doesn't matter whether I'm ever gonna
6375get them or not. It just becomes reality.
6376
63771401
637801:08:57,175 --> 01:08:59,844
6379The internet and real life
6380are like careening towa...
6381
63821402
638301:08:59,927 --> 01:09:02,597
6384This is the internet. This is reality.
6385
63861403
638701:09:02,722 --> 01:09:05,475
6388They were just, like,
6389careening towards each other
6390
63911404
639201:09:05,558 --> 01:09:06,809
6393to become one.
6394
63951405
639601:09:07,727 --> 01:09:10,563
6397When I met Paris, I started thinking,
6398"What can we do that's, like,
6399
64001406
640101:09:10,647 --> 01:09:13,149
6402you know, not too ridiculous
6403and over-the-top that, like,
6404
64051407
640601:09:13,232 --> 01:09:14,067
6407you know, like...
6408
64091408
641001:09:14,150 --> 01:09:16,152
6411we can really fool people
6412and troll them and,
6413
64141409
641501:09:16,235 --> 01:09:17,987
6416get people to think
6417that it's fucking true.”
6418
64191410
642001:09:19,364 --> 01:09:20,907
6421Look at all of these baby DJs.
6422
64231411
642401:09:20,990 --> 01:09:22,283
6425This is a huge market now.
6426
64271412
642801:09:24,035 --> 01:09:25,536
6429[record scratches]
6430
64311413
643201:09:25,620 --> 01:09:29,540
6433Paris is a sick DJ and, like,
6434does parties in Ibiza for children.
6435
64361414
643701:09:29,874 --> 01:09:32,377
6438So, like, a lot of this
6439actually makes sense.
6440
64411415
644201:09:32,460 --> 01:09:35,004
6443Okay, we've been working on this
6444for a long time.
6445
64461416
644701:09:35,088 --> 01:09:37,340
6448- You must know child DJs.
6449- I actually do.
6450
64511417
645201:09:37,757 --> 01:09:40,551
6453There are a lot of baby DJs now,
6454
64551418
645601:09:40,635 --> 01:09:43,096
6457but here's the thing,
6458no one has anything to wear.
6459
64601419
646101:09:43,179 --> 01:09:44,972
6462Like, look,
6463this kid's having a great time.
6464
64651420
646601:09:45,056 --> 01:09:47,183
6467There are kinda, like,
6468lasers coming out of his hands,
6469
64701421
647101:09:47,266 --> 01:09:48,726
6472but look at your man's outfit.
6473
64741422
647501:09:48,810 --> 01:09:50,812
6476Who knows what kinda options
6477you have to go party?
6478
64791423
648001:09:50,895 --> 01:09:52,939
6481You haven't had that many, until now.
6482
64831424
648401:09:53,439 --> 01:09:57,360
6485Bottle Service. Bottle Service is a line
6486of clothing and accessories
6487
64881425
648901:09:57,443 --> 01:10:00,279
6490for these baby DJs and for these kids
6491who are going to parties.
6492
64931426
649401:10:01,698 --> 01:10:03,282
6495"Fuck milk, gimmie bass."
6496
64971427
649801:10:03,741 --> 01:10:04,575
6499Fire.
6500
65011428
650201:10:04,659 --> 01:10:07,078
6503This one is an homage
6504to really all the women...
6505
65061429
650701:10:07,620 --> 01:10:09,247
6508who have slept with Diplo.
6509
65101430
651101:10:09,330 --> 01:10:12,625
6512Who else is doing this?
6513No one. No one.
6514
65151431
651601:10:13,000 --> 01:10:15,253
6517- Peace out.
6518- Bottle Service.
6519
65201432
652101:10:15,837 --> 01:10:17,505
6522So we just did an Instagram Live,
6523
65241433
652501:10:17,964 --> 01:10:21,634
6526and 2.72 million people tuned in.
6527
65281434
652901:10:22,009 --> 01:10:24,929
6530Someone just tweeted a "yaaas"
6531at both of us that has,
6532
65331435
653401:10:25,012 --> 01:10:28,683
6535I'm not kidding you, 95 S's.
6536
65371436
653801:10:29,350 --> 01:10:33,604
6539It's just like, "Yaassssssss."
6540
65411437
654201:10:33,688 --> 01:10:35,273
6543[laughter]
6544
65451438
654601:10:35,356 --> 01:10:38,693
6547The comments are just fucking popping.
6548There're literally thousands of comments.
6549
65501439
655101:10:38,776 --> 01:10:40,236
6552"Will you ship to Taipei?"
6553
65541440
655501:10:40,319 --> 01:10:42,363
6556Someone said they want ten of them.
6557
65581441
655901:10:42,447 --> 01:10:43,906
6560- The bottles.
6561- Ten bottles...
6562
65631442
656401:10:43,990 --> 01:10:46,301
6565But they said they don't have a baby.
6566They want it for themselves.
6567
65681443
656901:10:46,325 --> 01:10:47,577
6570[Josh laughs]
6571
65721444
657301:10:47,660 --> 01:10:49,328
6574- That's so...
6575- That's so dope.
6576
65771445
657801:10:49,412 --> 01:10:52,516
6579- Like, people going to clubs with bottles.
6580- They're definitely in Germany. Yeah.
6581
65821446
658301:10:52,540 --> 01:10:55,060
6584They're like, "We love"...
6585Yeah, 'cause German people are, like,
6586
65871447
658801:10:55,084 --> 01:10:56,644
6589breast-feeding each other
6590in nightclubs.
6591
65921448
659301:10:56,711 --> 01:10:58,897
6594And they're definitely...
6595with baby bottles and diapers.
6596
65971449
659801:10:58,921 --> 01:11:00,047
6599We gotta do diapers.
6600
66011450
660201:11:00,798 --> 01:11:02,592
6603Glow-in-the-dark diapers?!
6604
66051451
660601:11:04,510 --> 01:11:06,512
6607["Turn You On" by Paris Hilton playing]
6608
66091452
661001:11:07,680 --> 01:11:10,200
6611What's crazy about this is not only
6612can we tell people that we're doing this
6613
66141453
661501:11:10,224 --> 01:11:14,020
6616and actually fool them and get stories
6617written from credible places that, like,
6618
66191454
662001:11:14,103 --> 01:11:16,898
6621won't do any research
6622and will just believe it 'cause we say it,
6623
66241455
662501:11:16,981 --> 01:11:19,776
6626but also, there's a very real chance
6627
66281456
662901:11:19,859 --> 01:11:21,819
6630that people start
6631demanding this product,
6632
66331457
663401:11:21,903 --> 01:11:24,383
6635and that we actually need to
6636start producing it and selling it.
6637
66381458
663901:11:24,447 --> 01:11:25,865
6640Is the website up?
6641
66421459
664301:11:25,948 --> 01:11:28,343
6644- The website's up...
6645- But what if people are gonna make orders
6646
66471460
664801:11:28,367 --> 01:11:30,745
6649and it's gonna be fake,
6650and they're gonna say we're a scam.
6651
66521461
665301:11:30,828 --> 01:11:31,829
6654That'd be dope.
6655
66561462
665701:11:32,038 --> 01:11:33,247
6658No, we'll make more...
6659
66601463
666101:11:33,331 --> 01:11:34,373
6662[laughter]
6663
66641464
666501:11:36,417 --> 01:11:38,336
6666I feel real good about this project.
6667
66681465
666901:11:38,419 --> 01:11:40,421
6670Once you sign off, it's a go.
6671
66721466
667301:11:40,505 --> 01:11:43,508
6674I talked to the attorneys.
6675I've talked to your lawyer.
6676
66771467
667801:11:43,633 --> 01:11:47,094
6679We got your royalties.
6680I'm grateful for you working with me.
6681
66821468
668301:11:47,178 --> 01:11:48,679
6684[Jimmy Kimmel] He is four months old,
6685
66861469
668701:11:48,763 --> 01:11:51,641
6688and he is the executive producer
6689of this song?
6690
66911470
669201:11:51,724 --> 01:11:54,143
6693Yes, he's in the studio,
6694listening to the songs with me,
6695
66961471
669701:11:54,227 --> 01:11:57,021
6698going over if the beats are right,
6699if the energy's right.
6700
67011472
670201:11:57,104 --> 01:11:58,984
6703If he's not in the studio
6704while we're recording,
6705
67061473
670701:11:59,023 --> 01:12:01,084
6708I FaceTime him and put him
6709on the phone with an artist.
6710
67111474
671201:12:01,108 --> 01:12:04,278
6713Thank you for executive producing
6714my album, I appreciate that.
6715
67161475
671701:12:04,362 --> 01:12:06,364
6718My son is the executive producer,
6719
67201476
672101:12:06,447 --> 01:12:08,616
6722not only of this song with me,
6723Beyoncé and Jay-Z,
6724
67251477
672601:12:08,699 --> 01:12:10,076
6727but also my new album,
6728
67291478
673001:12:10,159 --> 01:12:11,845
6731top ten record in the country
6732in three weeks,
6733
67341479
673501:12:11,869 --> 01:12:14,163
6736- soon to be number one.
6737- [audience whooping]
6738
67391480
674001:12:14,247 --> 01:12:15,706
6741We're on your album, buddy.
6742
67431481
674401:12:15,790 --> 01:12:16,999
6745Thank you for having me!
6746
67471482
674801:12:17,500 --> 01:12:18,334
6749I love you!
6750
67511483
675201:12:18,417 --> 01:12:21,879
6753You a don. You a icon. You a legend.
6754
67551484
675601:12:21,963 --> 01:12:24,715
6757Yo, that's a shot, boy! That's a shot!
6758
67591485
676001:12:29,720 --> 01:12:31,973
6761I just keep building my brand,
6762We The Best.
6763
67641486
676501:12:32,139 --> 01:12:35,434
6766Know what I'm saying?
6767"We The Best" is not just a name.
6768
67691487
677001:12:35,601 --> 01:12:38,145
6771You know what I'm saying?
6772It's just not a cool thing to say.
6773
67741488
677501:12:38,229 --> 01:12:39,313
6776It's a lifestyle.
6777
67781489
677901:12:39,772 --> 01:12:41,774
6780Asahd, you have lights on your rims?!
6781
67821490
678301:12:41,983 --> 01:12:43,818
6784And you got all these sneakers?!
6785
67861491
678701:12:44,151 --> 01:12:46,153
6788Yes, you got the new Jordans?
6789
67901492
679101:12:46,237 --> 01:12:48,573
6792Make sure there's a short enough sleeve
6793for his Rolex.
6794
67951493
679601:12:48,739 --> 01:12:50,533
6797[woman]
6798These moments on Snapchat, though.
6799
68001494
680101:12:50,950 --> 01:12:52,827
6802I'm sure he's not just giving them.
6803
68041495
680501:12:54,412 --> 01:12:58,124
6806Um, are good business for Khaled.
6807But where do you stop?
6808
68091496
681001:12:59,375 --> 01:13:00,543
6811I am a hustler.
6812
68131497
681401:13:01,127 --> 01:13:02,920
6815To this day, I'm still hustling.
6816
68171498
681801:13:03,129 --> 01:13:04,881
6819You know what I'm saying.
6820When I say hustle,
6821
68221499
682301:13:04,964 --> 01:13:08,843
6824you know, everything I do,
6825whatever it takes to survive.
6826
68271500
682801:13:12,638 --> 01:13:15,641
6829[Kirill] Saturday night, I slept an hour.
6830Sunday, I slept two hours,
6831
68321501
683301:13:15,725 --> 01:13:17,518
6834and then Monday, I slept four.
6835
68361502
683701:13:17,602 --> 01:13:18,686
6838And then I posted that...
6839
68401503
684101:13:20,021 --> 01:13:21,647
6842I wanted to kill myself at the time.
6843
68441504
684501:13:23,524 --> 01:13:25,377
6846A lot of people were hitting me up.
6847They're like,
6848
68491505
685001:13:25,401 --> 01:13:27,754
6851"Don't kill yourself yet.
6852I still have yet to party with you."
6853
68541506
685501:13:27,778 --> 01:13:29,989
6856I'm like, "Thanks. You really care
6857about my well-being."
6858
68591507
686001:13:30,072 --> 01:13:31,616
6861It's really just a self-centered...
6862
68631508
686401:13:31,699 --> 01:13:34,659
6865"I just wanna get drunk with Kirill
6866one time. Then, you can kill yourself."
6867
68681509
686901:13:34,994 --> 01:13:36,114
6870They don't even talk to you.
6871
68721510
687301:13:36,162 --> 01:13:38,205
6874They're just like,
6875"Oh, can I get on the Snapchat?"
6876
68771511
687801:13:38,289 --> 01:13:40,207
6879That's when you feel like a zoo animal.
6880
68811512
688201:13:41,208 --> 01:13:42,528
6883They don't really care about you.
6884
68851513
688601:13:43,169 --> 01:13:45,171
6887[birds chirping]
6888
68891514
689001:13:49,884 --> 01:13:51,886
6891[rattling]
6892
68931515
689401:13:54,805 --> 01:13:56,349
6895I feel like we're royalty over here.
6896
68971516
689801:13:56,432 --> 01:13:58,059
6899Did you just give the butler
6900the day off?
6901
69021517
690301:13:58,142 --> 01:13:58,976
6904What is this for?
6905
69061518
690701:13:59,060 --> 01:14:02,229
6908[mother] So you can hold it.
6909It seems like you don't know what to do.
6910
69111519
691201:14:02,313 --> 01:14:04,458
6913I don't know what I'm doing
6914'cause I've never done this before.
6915
69161520
691701:14:04,482 --> 01:14:07,318
6918- I normally don't do this with you.
6919- You lay down.
6920
69211521
692201:14:08,778 --> 01:14:11,781
6923- You're gonna be 33 in a couple of weeks.
6924- Fuckin' old man.
6925
69261522
692701:14:12,239 --> 01:14:14,325
6928You know, people definitely change.
6929
69301523
693101:14:14,408 --> 01:14:17,244
6932Obviously everything is
6933in your power to...
6934
69351524
693601:14:17,411 --> 01:14:18,746
6937But it's not easy.
6938
69391525
694001:14:18,871 --> 01:14:20,790
6941You probably have to make
6942some kind of sacri...
6943
69441526
694501:14:20,873 --> 01:14:22,875
6946- Some drastic shit.
6947- And some sacrifice,
6948
69491527
695001:14:22,959 --> 01:14:26,087
6951because I don't know this lifestyle...
6952
69531528
695401:14:27,088 --> 01:14:31,008
6955Applying this crazy brain to something...
6956creative again.
6957
69581529
695901:14:31,092 --> 01:14:33,552
6960- So it depends, what are you thinking?
6961- I don't know.
6962
69631530
696401:14:34,136 --> 01:14:35,680
6965I don't know, but I'm just...
6966
69671531
696801:14:36,597 --> 01:14:37,717
6969trying to figure it all out.
6970
69711532
697201:14:37,765 --> 01:14:39,767
6973- It's life. It's only one time.
6974- Yeah.
6975
69761533
697701:14:39,850 --> 01:14:41,770
6978- You're not gonna get another life...
6979- Exactly.
6980
69811534
698201:14:41,811 --> 01:14:44,271
6983...so this is...
6984and I want grandkids, too.
6985
69861535
698701:14:45,648 --> 01:14:46,899
6988So I want a family.
6989
69901536
699101:14:47,108 --> 01:14:48,108
6992What?
6993
69941537
699501:14:48,359 --> 01:14:51,779
6996[chuckles]
6997What... I won't... What is it, did I say?
6998
69991538
700001:14:51,862 --> 01:14:54,532
7001I mean, a lot of my friends already have
7002
70031539
700401:14:54,615 --> 01:14:58,369
7005one, two, some more grandkids.
7006I would love, uh...
7007
70081540
700901:14:58,452 --> 01:14:59,662
7010You got the dog for now.
7011
70121541
701301:14:59,745 --> 01:15:01,998
7014I know I have a dog,
7015but I would love to be grandma
7016
70171542
701801:15:02,081 --> 01:15:03,916
7019who is still functioning.
7020
70211543
702201:15:04,000 --> 01:15:06,002
7023I'd like to be a dad
7024who's still functioning.
7025
70261544
702701:15:10,840 --> 01:15:12,880
7028- You okay?
7029- I don't think I can work another year.
7030
70311545
703201:15:13,342 --> 01:15:16,137
7033You're so exhausted?
7034Come home, maybe take a break.
7035
70361546
703701:15:16,220 --> 01:15:18,097
7038Maybe figure out what you wanna...
7039
70401547
704101:15:18,514 --> 01:15:20,975
7042It's a bad thing
7043you don't wanna go sight-seeing.
7044
70451548
704601:15:21,058 --> 01:15:23,477
7047You could go and travel
7048and see places.
7049
70501549
705101:15:23,561 --> 01:15:26,647
7052I don't wanna go alone.
7053I need to find a girl first to do it with.
7054
70551550
705601:15:30,818 --> 01:15:33,070
7057I just hate everyone. I just hate people.
7058
70591551
706001:15:36,407 --> 01:15:37,533
7061You'll figure it out.
7062
70631552
706401:15:38,492 --> 01:15:40,119
7065- Can you stay?
7066- I can't.
7067
70681553
706901:15:40,202 --> 01:15:43,080
7070- Can you stay overnight?
7071- I can't, Ma. Not today.
7072
70731554
707401:15:44,331 --> 01:15:45,875
7075[speaking Russian]
7076
70771555
707801:15:47,376 --> 01:15:48,669
7079[in Russian] Goodbye. Kisses.
7080
70811556
708201:15:49,336 --> 01:15:50,588
7083Call me when you get home.
7084
70851557
708601:15:50,671 --> 01:15:51,922
7087I will.
7088
70891558
709001:15:59,764 --> 01:16:02,433
7091[Brittany]
7092I remember being 16 and thinking,
7093
70941559
709501:16:02,516 --> 01:16:04,518
7096"I can't wait till I'm 30,
7097
70981560
709901:16:04,852 --> 01:16:07,730
7100because then I will feel differently."
7101
71021561
710301:16:09,482 --> 01:16:10,900
7104I fuckin' hate my life.
7105
71061562
710701:16:12,818 --> 01:16:15,362
7108Mommy, will you sing me a lullaby
7109before I go to sleep?
7110
71111563
711201:16:15,446 --> 01:16:17,448
7113Oh, I know, okay, ready?
7114
71151564
711601:16:18,908 --> 01:16:21,243
7117♪ I don't fuck with you ♪
7118
71191565
712001:16:21,744 --> 01:16:25,039
7121♪ You little stupid ass bitch
7122I ain't fuckin' with you ♪
7123
71241566
712501:16:25,539 --> 01:16:26,892
7126♪ I got a million trillion things... ♪
7127
71281567
712901:16:26,916 --> 01:16:30,669
7130All right, well, never mind, Mom.
7131I think I'm just gonna listen to the rain.
7132
71331568
713401:16:31,003 --> 01:16:32,671
7135All right, I love you. Good night.
7136
71371569
713801:16:34,173 --> 01:16:36,467
7139Hey, guys. This is my mom. Say hi!
7140
71411570
714201:16:36,759 --> 01:16:37,593
7143Hi!
7144
71451571
714601:16:37,676 --> 01:16:40,596
7147Yeah, who gives a shit?
7148Yup, nobody cares.
7149
71501572
715101:16:41,931 --> 01:16:44,308
7152I always used to ask my dad,
7153"Why did you marry Mom?"
7154
71551573
715601:16:45,518 --> 01:16:48,104
7157'Cause it seemed, like,
7158my whole childhood, I'm telling you,
7159
71601574
716101:16:48,187 --> 01:16:50,773
7162I never saw a moment of
7163when my parents were, like,
7164
71651575
716601:16:50,898 --> 01:16:52,566
7167hugging or loving to each other.
7168
71691576
717001:16:52,650 --> 01:16:53,818
7171Not one moment.
7172
71731577
717401:16:55,236 --> 01:16:57,571
7175My parents got divorced
7176when I was six.
7177
71781578
717901:16:57,947 --> 01:17:01,117
7180My dad didn't fight with my mom,
7181my mom fought with my dad.
7182
71831579
718401:17:01,450 --> 01:17:03,720
7185Oh, my God, this was when my Mom
7186was a witch on Halloween,
7187
71881580
718901:17:03,744 --> 01:17:06,464
7190but this is what my Mom would
7191literally look like when she was angry.
7192
71931581
719401:17:08,916 --> 01:17:12,044
7195One time my parents got in a fight
7196and I came downstairs,
7197
71981582
719901:17:13,045 --> 01:17:14,255
7200and my mom had a knife,
7201
72021583
720301:17:14,338 --> 01:17:17,091
7204and was chasing my dad
7205around the kitchen table with a knife.
7206
72071584
720801:17:17,466 --> 01:17:19,385
7209And she kept telling me
7210to go upstairs,
7211
72121585
721301:17:19,468 --> 01:17:23,347
7214so that I wouldn't see anything
7215and my dad kept telling me to go upstairs.
7216
72171586
721801:17:25,724 --> 01:17:28,227
7219But, I just stayed...
7220I just stood there 'cause I was like,
7221
72221587
722301:17:28,310 --> 01:17:31,480
7224"No, you're not gonna kill Dad.
7225I'm not gonna let you kill Dad.
7226
72271588
722801:17:31,564 --> 01:17:33,315
7229You know, right in front of me."
7230
72311589
723201:17:36,527 --> 01:17:37,611
7233[father] It was scary.
7234
72351590
723601:17:38,404 --> 01:17:40,156
7237There were times where
7238she couldn't breathe.
7239
72401591
724101:17:40,239 --> 01:17:41,615
7242She would be holding her chest,
7243
72441592
724501:17:41,699 --> 01:17:45,286
7246so I took her over to the hospital
7247and they would check her out and say,
7248
72491593
725001:17:45,369 --> 01:17:47,371
7251"She's just having anxiety."
7252
72531594
725401:17:49,206 --> 01:17:51,750
7255It would happen at least
7256maybe once a week.
7257
72581595
725901:17:52,126 --> 01:17:55,129
7260For a while, I would take her
7261to the hospital no matter what.
7262
72631596
726401:17:55,629 --> 01:17:58,632
7265And then, at some point
7266in high school, you know,
7267
72681597
726901:17:58,716 --> 01:18:01,802
7270I got a call from the school nurse
7271and told me that, you know,
7272
72731598
727401:18:01,886 --> 01:18:05,264
7275they wanted to see me
7276because my daughter was hurting herself.
7277
72781599
727901:18:06,223 --> 01:18:08,309
7280[Brittany] I started self-mutilating.
7281
72821600
728301:18:09,101 --> 01:18:11,020
7284No one knew that about me.
7285
72861601
728701:18:11,103 --> 01:18:13,439
7288I would wear long sleeves
7289in the summer time,
7290
72911602
729201:18:13,522 --> 01:18:15,149
7293so no one could see anything.
7294
72951603
729601:18:15,232 --> 01:18:19,111
7297I just wanted to die, but I didn't have
7298enough strength to do it.
7299
73001604
730101:18:19,820 --> 01:18:24,200
7302And they committed me to a hospital
7303because of my cuts.
7304
73051605
730601:18:25,201 --> 01:18:27,077
7307I was like, "Please just let me die."
7308
73091606
731001:18:27,494 --> 01:18:30,289
7311It was the worst experience
7312of my entire life.
7313
73141607
731501:18:31,707 --> 01:18:33,977
7316[father] She used to wake up
7317in the middle of the night, screaming
7318
73191608
732001:18:34,001 --> 01:18:35,961
7321about something coming
7322to take her away.
7323
73241609
732501:18:36,462 --> 01:18:38,881
7326Which was her greatest fear,
7327was to be all alone.
7328
73291610
733001:18:40,216 --> 01:18:42,676
7331It was just Brittany and I
7332for a number of years,
7333
73341611
733501:18:42,760 --> 01:18:46,096
7336and when she saw me
7337getting serious with this girl,
7338
73391612
734001:18:46,597 --> 01:18:49,183
7341um, with my current wife,
7342I think it scared her.
7343
73441613
734501:18:49,516 --> 01:18:52,102
7346That, you know,
7347she was gonna be left again.
7348
73491614
735001:18:54,188 --> 01:18:57,942
7351[Brittany] I don't have anybody that's,
7352like, gonna stay through everything.
7353
73541615
735501:19:00,277 --> 01:19:02,071
7356Someone who will be there...
7357
73581616
735901:19:03,822 --> 01:19:05,741
7360forever. Or like...
7361
73621617
736301:19:08,535 --> 01:19:11,205
7364you know, yeah, be there forever.
7365
73661618
736701:19:20,798 --> 01:19:22,508
7368I don't have anyone but myself...
7369
73701619
737101:19:23,634 --> 01:19:24,634
7372you know.
7373
73741620
737501:19:28,889 --> 01:19:30,891
7376[music box lullaby playing]
7377
73781621
737901:19:33,310 --> 01:19:35,479
7380[Paris' mother]
7381Remember this? The mice on a pillow.
7382
73831622
738401:19:36,480 --> 01:19:37,480
7385[Paris] So cute.
7386
73871623
738801:19:39,483 --> 01:19:41,819
7389- I remember these very well.
7390- Mm-hmm.
7391
73921624
739301:19:47,658 --> 01:19:50,286
7394- [Paris] These dolls are scary.
7395- Why? You loved them!
7396
73971625
739801:19:50,369 --> 01:19:52,413
7399You should take
7400the nets off all of them at least.
7401
74021626
740301:19:52,496 --> 01:19:55,207
7404No, I don't want to ruin...
7405I kept the tags. Everything.
7406
74071627
740801:19:55,499 --> 01:19:57,710
7409- Oh.
7410- [mother laughs]
7411
74121628
741301:19:58,085 --> 01:19:59,461
7414Isn't this cute?
7415
74161629
741701:20:01,088 --> 01:20:03,924
7418Nicky has all the Porthault bedding
7419and all of that
7420
74211630
742201:20:04,300 --> 01:20:06,552
7423for her baby at her place in New York.
7424
74251631
742601:20:09,388 --> 01:20:11,015
7427Well, don't give her everything.
7428
74291632
743001:20:11,098 --> 01:20:13,350
7431- I'm not, honey.
7432- Save some for me.
7433
74341633
743501:20:13,434 --> 01:20:14,643
7436And this...
7437
74381634
743901:20:15,644 --> 01:20:18,105
7440we had a pink one and a blue one.
7441We weren't sure.
7442
74431635
744401:20:18,522 --> 01:20:20,190
7445- For who?
7446- For you.
7447
74481636
744901:20:21,275 --> 01:20:25,237
7450[Paris] Yes, I've built a big empire
7451and a huge business, but...
7452
74531637
745401:20:26,780 --> 01:20:27,780
7455I don't know.
7456
74571638
745801:20:28,490 --> 01:20:31,285
7459Sometimes I'm like,
7460"Do I even want to do this anymore?"
7461
74621639
746301:20:31,368 --> 01:20:36,206
7464Like, I see all my friends
7465who are not in the industry and they...
7466
74671640
746801:20:37,416 --> 01:20:40,669
7469now have two or three kids
7470and they're so happy and they just...
7471
74721641
747301:20:41,420 --> 01:20:43,589
7474they don't go out,
7475they're just with their families,
7476
74771642
747801:20:43,672 --> 01:20:45,924
7479and that is what makes them happy.
7480
74811643
748201:20:46,133 --> 01:20:51,096
7483They're not at red carpets in Ibiza
7484and at Ultra and Coachella, and like...
7485
74861644
748701:20:51,597 --> 01:20:53,891
7488I literally have FOMO
7489if I am not at something.
7490
74911645
749201:20:53,974 --> 01:20:57,770
7493Like, I cannot miss anything.
7494It's like a sickness. [chuckles]
7495
74961646
749701:20:59,063 --> 01:21:02,691
7498It wasn't until recently
7499that I started really thinking about it.
7500
75011647
750201:21:02,816 --> 01:21:06,195
7503Because before, I just always
7504lived in this bubble.
7505
75061648
750701:21:06,278 --> 01:21:08,989
7508The whole reality show world,
7509or that whole industry...
7510
75111649
751201:21:09,073 --> 01:21:10,657
7513You don't really grow up.
7514
75151650
751601:21:11,450 --> 01:21:14,203
7517You're almost, like,
7518stuck in this character.
7519
75201651
752101:21:15,746 --> 01:21:18,457
7522I'm a 21-year-old for the past...
7523
75241652
752501:21:19,208 --> 01:21:20,334
7526two decades.
7527
75281653
752901:21:22,711 --> 01:21:26,882
7530It's just all part of an image
7531and a brand and...
7532
75331654
753401:21:26,965 --> 01:21:28,342
7535being a product.
7536
75371655
753801:21:28,926 --> 01:21:30,302
7539It's like Groundhog Day.
7540
75411656
754201:21:30,677 --> 01:21:32,679
7543Everything I do is just...
7544
75451657
754601:21:33,263 --> 01:21:35,057
7547the same shit, different day.
7548
75491658
755001:21:36,225 --> 01:21:39,770
7551I know sometimes I just wanna chill
7552and not have to leave my house,
7553
75541659
755501:21:39,853 --> 01:21:43,315
7556and just not worry about it
7557and be normal.
7558
75591660
756001:21:44,024 --> 01:21:46,068
7561I would love to have
7562my own clones.
7563
75641661
756501:21:46,693 --> 01:21:48,404
7566I can send one to China...
7567
75681662
756901:21:50,280 --> 01:21:52,616
7570and I could be at home safe,
7571away from
7572
75731663
757401:21:52,783 --> 01:21:54,576
7575all this other bullshit.
7576
75771664
757801:21:55,744 --> 01:21:56,744
7579'Cause it's just...
7580
75811665
758201:21:57,830 --> 01:22:00,499
7583It's not real life at all.
7584
75851666
758601:22:01,625 --> 01:22:03,335
7587[ship horn blares]
7588
75891667
759001:22:06,422 --> 01:22:08,590
7591Yeah, daddy!
7592
75931668
759401:22:10,134 --> 01:22:11,301
7595[cheering]
7596
75971669
759801:22:11,385 --> 01:22:13,846
7599Today's the pink party.
7600It's kind of like Diddy's white party,
7601
76021670
760301:22:13,929 --> 01:22:16,890
7604except just better. It's just filled with
7605a million ridiculous people.
7606
76071671
760801:22:19,309 --> 01:22:21,687
7609[electronic music playing]
7610
76111672
761201:22:23,897 --> 01:22:25,774
7613[woman] This is Ali. He's your body man.
7614
76151673
761601:22:25,858 --> 01:22:27,293
7617- OK.
7618- You're gonna stick with Josh.
7619
76201674
762101:22:27,317 --> 01:22:28,902
7622People tend to touch him a lot.
7623
76241675
762501:22:28,986 --> 01:22:30,672
7626- He'll holler...
7627- I'm almost always OK with it.
7628
76291676
763001:22:30,696 --> 01:22:32,781
7631- Yes grope, no grope.
7632- Yes grope, no grope. Right.
7633
76341677
763501:22:32,865 --> 01:22:33,907
7636It's touch and go.
7637
76381678
763901:22:37,286 --> 01:22:39,681
7640This White Girl rosé thing was
7641supposed to be kind of a joke.
7642
76431679
764401:22:39,705 --> 01:22:42,624
7645There was a rosé shortage
7646in the Hamptons, two summers ago.
7647
76481680
764901:22:42,708 --> 01:22:44,668
7650The New York Post was like,
7651"Rosé shortage!"
7652
76531681
765401:22:44,751 --> 01:22:46,253
7655Like, "People are freaking out!"
7656
76571682
765801:22:46,378 --> 01:22:49,756
7659Like, people were, like, hoarding bottles,
7660into underground silos.
7661
76621683
766301:22:49,840 --> 01:22:51,680
7664So, our whole platform was like,
7665"Never again."
7666
76671684
766801:22:51,717 --> 01:22:52,759
7669Like, "Not on our watch."
7670
76711685
767201:22:53,594 --> 01:22:55,345
7673We were gonna make
767410,000 bottles of it,
7675
76761686
767701:22:55,429 --> 01:22:57,469
7678and we were gonna sell it to
7679women from the Hamptons
7680
76811687
768201:22:57,514 --> 01:23:00,559
7683with rock-hard breast implants.
7684It was gonna be funny for Instagram.
7685
76861688
768701:23:01,643 --> 01:23:03,562
7688And then it really turned
7689into a real thing.
7690
76911689
769201:23:03,645 --> 01:23:06,023
7693It, like, resonated
7694on the real cultural level.
7695
76961690
769701:23:06,857 --> 01:23:09,002
7698For younger people,
7699if you're gonna drink, like, vodka,
7700
77011691
770201:23:09,026 --> 01:23:10,170
7703you know what brand you want.
7704
77051692
770601:23:10,194 --> 01:23:12,955
7707You walk into a store and you say,
7708"I want Tito's. I want Grey Goose."
7709
77101693
771101:23:13,030 --> 01:23:14,698
7712I know what I drink.
7713
77141694
771501:23:14,781 --> 01:23:17,910
7716But when it came to wine,
7717specifically with rosé at the time,
7718
77191695
772001:23:17,993 --> 01:23:19,536
7721no one could name a rosé.
7722
77231696
772401:23:20,162 --> 01:23:23,081
7725There was no wine that had
7726any kind of a fun voice.
7727
77281697
772901:23:23,165 --> 01:23:26,045
7730We gave people the rosé that they wanted
7731and the rosé that they deserved.
7732
77331698
773401:23:26,919 --> 01:23:29,755
7735I drink White Girl rosé.
7736I'm very much drinking it,
7737
77381699
773901:23:29,838 --> 01:23:32,007
7740and I'm allowed to say that now
7741because I'm 21.
7742
77431700
774401:23:32,299 --> 01:23:35,469
7745White Girl rosé is the most photographed
7746bottle in the history of Instagram.
7747
77481701
774901:23:35,552 --> 01:23:37,429
7750And a bottle of alcohol.
7751Any type of alcohol.
7752
77531702
775401:23:38,138 --> 01:23:41,517
7755I don't unscrew the hairection at night,
7756put it down and listen to NPR,
7757
77581703
775901:23:41,600 --> 01:23:43,810
7760and be like,
7761"Ah, long day as the Fat Jew."
7762
77631704
776401:23:43,977 --> 01:23:46,855
7765I'm into other stuff
7766that people didn't know that I was about
7767
77681705
776901:23:46,939 --> 01:23:49,900
7770and one of them was actually
7771building business.
7772
77731706
777401:23:51,026 --> 01:23:53,570
7775Pampering is the key to youth, Josh.
7776
77771707
777801:23:54,029 --> 01:23:57,783
7779When I'm feeling low,
7780I just spray my face with rose mist spray.
7781
77821708
778301:23:57,866 --> 01:23:59,868
7784I do the exact same thing.
7785
77861709
778701:23:59,952 --> 01:24:03,330
7788I mist myself with rosé. All day long.
7789
77901710
779101:24:03,413 --> 01:24:04,957
7792Josh, that's fucking rosé.
7793
77941711
779501:24:05,624 --> 01:24:06,959
7796It works though. I'm telling you.
7797
77981712
779901:24:07,042 --> 01:24:09,378
7800- I'm gonna put it in my mouth.
7801- Oh, this is nice.
7802
78031713
780401:24:09,920 --> 01:24:13,507
7805- Yes, bitch.
7806- Yes, bitch.
7807
78081714
780901:24:13,590 --> 01:24:16,426
7810The internet's fucking fickle.
7811Every day they want something new.
7812
78131715
781401:24:16,510 --> 01:24:18,554
7815It's a mob that demands new things.
7816
78171716
781801:24:18,804 --> 01:24:20,305
7819That's just how we are now.
7820
78211717
782201:24:20,389 --> 01:24:22,474
7823We're just like, "What's hot?
7824Someone make me laugh.
7825
78261718
782701:24:22,558 --> 01:24:23,850
7828Somebody do something awesome.
7829
78301719
783101:24:23,934 --> 01:24:25,394
7832Somebody be fucking crazy.
7833
78341720
783501:24:25,477 --> 01:24:28,564
7836Someone impress me." And, there was only
7837so long that I'd be the guy who
7838
78391721
784001:24:28,647 --> 01:24:31,334
7841could be able to do that. There was
7842gonna be someone to come and take my spot.
7843
78441722
784501:24:31,358 --> 01:24:33,336
7846So, I had to get something...
7847You know what I mean?
7848
78491723
785001:24:33,360 --> 01:24:36,130
7851I had to create something that I'd be able
7852to walk away with it, because
7853
78541724
785501:24:36,154 --> 01:24:38,156
7856my level of self-awareness
7857was high enough
7858
78591725
786001:24:38,240 --> 01:24:40,200
7861to know that in three years,
7862this wouldn't matter.
7863
78641726
786501:24:40,993 --> 01:24:43,370
7866We just partnered with Anheuser-Busch.
7867
78681727
786901:24:43,453 --> 01:24:45,414
7870At this point, by distribution point,
7871
78721728
787301:24:45,497 --> 01:24:47,833
7874we're the best-selling canned rosé
7875in America.
7876
78771729
787801:24:48,709 --> 01:24:52,296
7879This'll really allow it to blanket
7880now the whole entire country.
7881
78821730
788301:24:52,629 --> 01:24:54,715
7884I am the embodiment
7885of the new American Dream.
7886
78871731
788801:24:54,798 --> 01:24:56,300
7889I'm the CEO of a wine company.
7890
78911732
789201:24:56,383 --> 01:24:58,260
7893And look, I'm not obnoxious about it.
7894
78951733
789601:24:58,719 --> 01:25:01,430
7897People think that the whole thing
7898just kind of fell into my lap.
7899
79001734
790101:25:01,513 --> 01:25:03,223
7902To be honest with you,
7903I don't really care.
7904
79051735
790601:25:03,307 --> 01:25:06,351
7907At the end of the day,
7908I'm doing better than most of them.
7909
79101736
791101:25:06,435 --> 01:25:08,895
7912The age of the
7913digital influencer is, like, it's...
7914
79151737
791601:25:08,979 --> 01:25:10,772
7917I'm telling you,
7918it's gonna fucking crash.
7919
79201738
792101:25:13,233 --> 01:25:14,443
7922Is that better?
7923
79241739
792501:25:14,526 --> 01:25:17,029
7926Okay, so, for those of you that follow me,
7927
79281740
792901:25:17,112 --> 01:25:19,906
7930I'm in Calabasas right now.
7931What the fuck? Like...
7932
79331741
793401:25:20,449 --> 01:25:22,844
7935I went from being the most
7936depressed piece of shit in the world
7937
79381742
793901:25:22,868 --> 01:25:23,994
7940to being super hap...
7941
79421743
794301:25:24,202 --> 01:25:26,330
7944I'm checking to see
7945if my boyfriend's coming.
7946
79471744
794801:25:26,413 --> 01:25:28,707
7949To being, like, super fucking happy.
7950
79511745
795201:25:29,958 --> 01:25:31,598
7953[male reporter]
7954In unexpected couple news,
7955
79561746
795701:25:31,627 --> 01:25:35,422
7958bad boy musician Tommy Lee is apparently
7959hooking up with former Vine star
7960
79611747
796201:25:35,505 --> 01:25:36,715
7963Brittany Furlan.
7964
79651748
796601:25:37,674 --> 01:25:39,217
7967[camera shutters clicking]
7968
79691749
797001:25:39,885 --> 01:25:43,847
7971Cameras caught the possible couple kissing
7972in Calabasas, California, last week.
7973
79741750
797501:25:45,641 --> 01:25:48,060
7976Of course, before that,
7977he was married to Heather Locklear,
7978
79791751
798001:25:48,143 --> 01:25:50,771
7981and Pamela Anderson,
7982with whom he shares two sons.
7983
79841752
798501:25:51,271 --> 01:25:54,691
7986Thirty-year-old Brittany wrapped her arms
7987around 53-year-old Tommy's neck,
7988
79891753
799001:25:54,775 --> 01:25:57,027
7991as he grabbed on to her backside.
7992
79931754
799401:25:58,528 --> 01:26:01,073
7995[music playing]
7996
79971755
799801:26:08,914 --> 01:26:12,876
7999[Tommy Lee] I've been following her
8000for years on Vine.
8001
80021756
800301:26:12,959 --> 01:26:19,091
8004I was like, "She is so fuckin' funny,
8005and stupid and cute and beautiful."
8006
80071757
800801:26:19,174 --> 01:26:22,969
8009Mom, I want you to meet
8010my new boyfriend. This is Tommy.
8011
80121758
801301:26:23,053 --> 01:26:26,473
8014Oh, honey, I'm so glad to meet
8015your boyfriend, Tommy Lee Jo...
8016
80171759
801801:26:26,556 --> 01:26:29,559
8019This guy's not Tommy Lee Jones!
8020Who is this guy?
8021
80221760
802301:26:29,643 --> 01:26:32,205
8024He looks like a gang member! Is he
8025in a gang? Is he gonna get us killed?
8026
80271761
802801:26:32,229 --> 01:26:34,189
8029No, Mom, he's a musician.
8030He makes music.
8031
80321762
803301:26:34,272 --> 01:26:35,816
8034I mean, I guess it's not so bad.
8035
80361763
803701:26:35,899 --> 01:26:39,319
8038You just got the little nipply ding-dongs
8039and some tattoos.
8040
80411764
804201:26:39,403 --> 01:26:40,946
8043I guess I can let it go.
8044
80451765
804601:26:41,029 --> 01:26:42,989
8047Well, my dick is pierced too.
8048
80491766
805001:26:43,073 --> 01:26:44,074
8051[record scratch]
8052
80531767
805401:26:45,117 --> 01:26:48,286
8055It's just crazy because
8056I've never been in such a, like...
8057
80581768
805901:26:49,871 --> 01:26:54,501
8060positive fucking creative environment
8061in my whole life.
8062
80631769
806401:26:57,879 --> 01:27:01,508
8065I don't know why people think
8066that they have the right to say things
8067
80681770
806901:27:01,591 --> 01:27:03,301
8070about someone else's relationship.
8071
80721771
807301:27:05,220 --> 01:27:08,306
8074I literally lost 100,000 followers
8075on Instagram.
8076
80771772
807801:27:09,099 --> 01:27:11,143
8079People were just like,
8080"Oh, my God, you changed!"
8081
80821773
808301:27:11,226 --> 01:27:14,104
8084I'm like, "No, I didn't change.
8085Like, I just don't care."
8086
80871774
808801:27:15,480 --> 01:27:19,693
8089I stopped basing my happiness
8090on what other people thought of me.
8091
80921775
809301:27:20,861 --> 01:27:22,988
8094I met someone who I trust
8095
80961776
809701:27:23,071 --> 01:27:25,532
8098because I didn't trust anybody
8099that I've dated before.
8100
81011777
810201:27:26,283 --> 01:27:29,703
8103I'd say Tommy is my first true love,
8104
81051778
810601:27:30,162 --> 01:27:31,747
8107and I'm finally safe and happy.
8108
81091779
811001:27:31,830 --> 01:27:33,457
8111- Hold on.
8112- Do I have a booger?
8113
81141780
811501:27:33,540 --> 01:27:35,751
8116- I think you have a little boogie.
8117- No!
8118
81191781
812001:27:35,917 --> 01:27:37,878
8121- Baby, are you serious?
8122- Hold on. Yes.
8123
81241782
812501:27:38,003 --> 01:27:40,005
8126- No! Oh, God!
8127- It's right there.
8128
81291783
813001:27:40,088 --> 01:27:42,299
8131- Are you serious? You serious?
8132- Yes, hold it.
8133
81341784
813501:27:42,507 --> 01:27:46,011
8136No! Are you serious right now?
8137You're pulling a booger out of my nose.
8138
81391785
814001:27:47,220 --> 01:27:48,388
8141Ew!
8142
81431786
814401:27:48,472 --> 01:27:50,265
8145- You ate it!
8146- Yum.
8147
81481787
814901:27:51,683 --> 01:27:54,186
8150I'm the luckiest girl in the world.
8151
81521788
815301:28:05,864 --> 01:28:07,157
8154I'm still drunk.
8155
81561789
815701:28:09,284 --> 01:28:10,494
8158I'm gonna throw up.
8159
81601790
816101:28:11,161 --> 01:28:12,161
8162[coughs]
8163
81641791
816501:28:12,913 --> 01:28:14,206
8166Oh, God.
8167
81681792
816901:28:14,289 --> 01:28:16,541
8170I've been spitting blood
8171in the morning.
8172
81731793
817401:28:17,459 --> 01:28:20,545
8175Sometimes, I just spit
8176and I'll be like, "Oh, that's blood."
8177
81781794
817901:28:21,463 --> 01:28:24,049
8180Half my face went numb
8181and I thought I was dying.
8182
81831795
818401:28:24,841 --> 01:28:26,176
8185Head was pounding.
8186
81871796
818801:28:26,802 --> 01:28:28,678
8189I black out a lot.
8190
81911797
819201:28:29,513 --> 01:28:31,306
8193Don't remember a lot of my nights.
8194
81951798
819601:28:32,557 --> 01:28:33,809
8197I did a lot of shots.
8198
81991799
820001:28:34,559 --> 01:28:35,727
8201Don't remember leaving.
8202
82031800
820401:28:37,896 --> 01:28:39,356
8205I don't remember getting here.
8206
82071801
820801:28:40,482 --> 01:28:42,901
8209I don't know what happened... at all.
8210
82111802
821201:28:45,445 --> 01:28:48,448
8213[electronic music playing, screaming]
8214
82151803
821601:28:53,370 --> 01:28:55,997
8217It's like punching a wall.
8218All your anger just comes out.
8219
82201804
822101:28:56,748 --> 01:28:59,459
8222I can't talk to people when I'm sober,
8223because I hate them
8224
82251805
822601:28:59,543 --> 01:29:01,336
8227and especially when they're drunk.
8228
82291806
823001:29:01,419 --> 01:29:03,219
8231Ever talk to a drunk person
8232when you're sober?
8233
82341807
823501:29:03,255 --> 01:29:06,466
8236You just wanna kill yourself.
8237So, I have to get on their level.
8238
82391808
824001:29:07,676 --> 01:29:10,428
8241Plenty of times I've wanted to
8242give up, be like, "I don't want to
8243
82441809
824501:29:10,512 --> 01:29:14,015
8246be viewed as this piece of shit
8247misogynist " but I was like, " Look...
8248
82491810
825001:29:14,516 --> 01:29:17,269
8251I do this 'cause this is all I can do."
8252
82531811
825401:29:17,477 --> 01:29:18,645
8255I have to pay my rent.
8256
82571812
825801:29:20,897 --> 01:29:24,150
8259I've always had that
8260weird ability to be...
8261
82621813
826301:29:25,235 --> 01:29:28,238
8264a lovable asshole.
8265
82661814
826701:29:31,157 --> 01:29:32,701
8268You can argue it's degrading.
8269
82701815
827101:29:34,744 --> 01:29:36,788
8272You can argue that we're having fun.
8273
82741816
827501:29:36,913 --> 01:29:38,248
8276That is poopy water!
8277
82781817
827901:29:38,915 --> 01:29:41,877
8280But we're animals. Just because
8281we're at the top of the food chain
8282
82831818
828401:29:41,960 --> 01:29:43,962
8285does not make us not animals.
8286
82871819
828801:29:47,090 --> 01:29:49,259
8289Slutwhisperer has taken over me.
8290
82911820
829201:29:50,510 --> 01:29:54,180
8293I think over time I've found a way
8294to have a split personality.
8295
82961821
829701:29:57,934 --> 01:29:59,519
8298Everyone gets old and ugly one day.
8299
83001822
830101:30:01,187 --> 01:30:05,025
8302You can just fuckin' drop dead
8303at any moment.
8304
83051823
830601:30:11,448 --> 01:30:13,366
8307I've been losing more followers lately...
8308
83091824
831001:30:14,284 --> 01:30:16,703
8311and that's fine with me.
8312
83131825
831401:30:17,078 --> 01:30:18,078
8315I don't care.
8316
83171826
831801:30:19,331 --> 01:30:20,999
8319It's all bullshit in the end.
8320
83211827
832201:30:22,417 --> 01:30:25,045
8323I just more think about
8324who's gonna show up at my funeral.
8325
83261828
832701:30:31,968 --> 01:30:34,137
8328[thrilling music playing]
8329
83301829
833101:30:38,725 --> 01:30:41,937
8332[Paris] I was in a bra and underwear
8333with no shoes.
8334
83351830
833601:30:42,020 --> 01:30:43,605
8337It was freezing.
8338
83391831
834001:30:44,481 --> 01:30:46,942
8341I just remember being so nervous
8342before the scene,
8343
83441832
834501:30:47,025 --> 01:30:48,485
8346and almost having a panic attack.
8347
83481833
834901:30:51,071 --> 01:30:56,034
8350Because it's the first serious film
8351that I'd done, called House of Wax.
8352
83531834
835401:30:57,535 --> 01:31:00,997
8355But then when I got on set,
8356I used all that nervousness
8357
83581835
835901:31:01,081 --> 01:31:03,083
8360and kind of, like,
8361used it for the character.
8362
83631836
836401:31:03,166 --> 01:31:04,042
8365[clank]
8366
83671837
836801:31:04,125 --> 01:31:06,211
8369[screams]
8370
83711838
837201:31:09,005 --> 01:31:10,005
8373[gasps]
8374
83751839
837601:31:16,638 --> 01:31:18,056
8377[panting]
8378
83791840
838001:31:22,102 --> 01:31:23,853
8381[glass shatters]
8382
83831841
838401:31:23,937 --> 01:31:25,355
8385[fence rattles]
8386
83871842
838801:31:25,438 --> 01:31:27,190
8389[thud, squish]
8390
83911843
839201:31:32,070 --> 01:31:36,449
8393Then when they told me they were gonna
8394be using the tagline "See Paris Die,"
8395
83961844
839701:31:36,533 --> 01:31:38,535
8398and all of the promoting of it,
8399
84001845
840101:31:38,910 --> 01:31:42,330
8402they had my face as the whole billboard
8403and the whole campaign.
8404
84051846
840601:31:43,164 --> 01:31:45,542
8407Like, melting with the wax. Um...
8408
84091847
841001:31:47,293 --> 01:31:48,294
8411I don't know.
8412
84131848
841401:31:49,921 --> 01:31:51,965
8415My biggest fear is to die.
8416
84171849
841801:31:54,843 --> 01:31:57,053
8419Because I have no idea
8420what happens after.
8421
84221850
842301:31:57,637 --> 01:31:59,889
8424[fleshy squish]
8425
84261851
842701:32:00,181 --> 01:32:04,602
8428And I'm really scared that it's nothing,
8429because that would be beyond boring.
8430
84311852
843201:32:16,322 --> 01:32:17,322
8433Alright.
8434
84351853
843601:32:21,411 --> 01:32:25,248
8437You want to keep these nice and flat
8438and give me separation in the fingers.
8439
84401854
844101:32:25,331 --> 01:32:29,461
8442Perfect. Eyes on camera:
8443one, two, three.
8444
84451855
844601:32:29,544 --> 01:32:31,212
8447Beautiful. That's great.
8448
84491856
845001:32:31,296 --> 01:32:34,799
8451This project is top-secret,
8452so nobody knows about it yet.
8453
84541857
845501:32:36,259 --> 01:32:38,511
8456[man] What do you see for your avatar?
8457
84581858
845901:32:39,220 --> 01:32:41,931
8460Basically, like, this type of outfit.
8461Like a superhero.
8462
84631859
846401:32:42,015 --> 01:32:43,558
8465- Uh-huh.
8466- Um...
8467
84681860
846901:32:43,933 --> 01:32:45,268
8470Very sexy.
8471
84721861
847301:32:45,643 --> 01:32:48,229
8474And this is all you! Beautiful.
8475
84761862
847701:32:48,688 --> 01:32:50,440
8478Cool. I think we got a nice batch.
8479
84801863
848101:32:50,523 --> 01:32:53,151
8482I'm basically over going out in real life.
8483
84841864
848501:32:53,234 --> 01:32:55,862
8486So, I wanted to create a virtual world.
8487
84881865
848901:32:57,447 --> 01:33:00,075
8490It's really incredible
8491how much has changed.
8492
84931866
849401:33:00,450 --> 01:33:04,704
8495I could be in my living room and
8496I'm gonna have live streaming of me
8497
84981867
849901:33:04,788 --> 01:33:06,581
8500DJing and performing.
8501
85021868
850301:33:06,664 --> 01:33:07,664
8504It will be...
8505
85061869
850701:33:07,916 --> 01:33:11,002
8508just like being in a nightclub
8509in Ibiza or Las Vegas.
8510
85111870
851201:33:11,086 --> 01:33:14,714
8513A lot of people don't have the opportunity
8514to get to go to these places,
8515
85161871
851701:33:14,798 --> 01:33:17,884
8518so I really wanted to create something
8519where people can feel like
8520
85211872
852201:33:17,967 --> 01:33:19,302
8523they're in this fantasy world.
8524
85251873
852601:33:20,303 --> 01:33:24,015
8527Just to have a space to have
8528all my fans hang out, interact, dance,
8529
85301874
853101:33:24,099 --> 01:33:27,268
8532have a good time,
8533and escape from the world.
8534
85351875
853601:33:28,436 --> 01:33:31,940
8537People are being negative or coming in
8538and being trolls and haters.
8539
85401876
854101:33:32,023 --> 01:33:34,984
8542That's what the bouncer's for.
8543They'll just be thrown out.
8544
85451877
854601:33:36,528 --> 01:33:39,155
8547There's a reason that I am who I am.
8548
85491878
855001:33:39,572 --> 01:33:41,241
8551I already do have a legacy,
8552
85531879
855401:33:41,324 --> 01:33:44,577
8555but once you start that,
8556you just can't stop.
8557
85581880
855901:33:44,994 --> 01:33:47,622
8560It's just endless
8561what I could do with this platform.
8562
85631881
856401:33:47,705 --> 01:33:49,916
8565I could really control
8566the way people see me.
8567
85681882
856901:33:51,042 --> 01:33:55,839
8570A lot of people don't understand
8571that you need to be sustainable forever.
8572
85731883
857401:33:56,673 --> 01:33:57,674
8575[flash clicks]