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2Session Start: Thu Jul 06 04:01:49 2017
3Session Ident: #darksydephil
4[04:01] * Now talking in #darksydephil
5[09:21] <gamemaster2003isdead> hello
6[09:22] <gamemaster2003isdead> what time is stream
7[09:22] <onoderalost> !schedule
8[09:22] <nightbot> Dark Souls II Scholar of the First Sin PREMIERE at 12:30pm PDT and then again at 7:30pm PDT!
9[09:22] <gamemaster2003isdead> thanks
10[09:26] <onoderalost> np
11[11:57] <zahvone> From darkness I summon the streamchat and beckon you to reveal yourselves once more!
12[11:57] <zahvone> Really? No one here?
13[11:57] <juubeithehoobae> yo
14[11:58] <zahvone> Oh, you're a higher sub than me. Whatsup lol
15[11:58] <juubeithehoobae> not much you?
16[11:59] <zahvone> Not much, waking up finally. Getting ready to watch the darksouls stream
17[11:59] <zahvone> Hey jim
18[11:59] <theycallmejimbob> hello hello
19[12:00] <zahvone> Also, yeah I'm over in this chat, not mine lol
20[12:00] <betheallen> hello hello
21[12:00] <chairmancaleb> Phil skipped the pursuer, didn't he?
22[12:00] <zahvone> Don't think so
23[12:00] <theycallmejimbob> what happened to the Crash redemption run Zahvone ?
24[12:01] <betheallen> did phil beat the first ogre?
25[12:01] <theycallmejimbob> hey BeTheAllen and ChairmanCaleb
26[12:01] <zahvone> *redemption* run, you say? I'll have you know I'm a master of my craft, and that craft is destroying boxes and consumping wumpas
27[12:01] <zahvone> Kappa
28[12:01] <chairmancaleb> Hey Jim.
29[12:01] * betheallen gives jimbob humble pie from yesterday because phil died 25 times in first stream
30[12:02] * theycallmejimbob eats Humble Pie :(
31[12:02] <theycallmejimbob> suuuure Zahvone :D
32[12:02] <zahvone> Nah, I was going to stream crash but I'm not fully awaken yet. Lol, I kind of want to play something a bit different for the time being, so I don't get... upset.
33[12:02] <theycallmejimbob> Ki ki ki ma ma ma
34[12:03] <betheallen> zahvone cahman i meant to follow you earlier
35[12:03] <betheallen> jimbob wrong game
36[12:03] <theycallmejimbob> there was issues with adjusting to the roll yesterday BeTheAllen :(
37[12:04] <chowb321> no commentary for this channel?
38[12:04] <theycallmejimbob> he was speaking earlier
39[12:05] <theycallmejimbob> uhhhhhh
40[12:05] <juubeithehoobae> I hope he does play the dlc
41[12:06] <dreamvoyagerf> More DS2!!
42[12:06] <betheallen> same deal today jimmy if he gets 20 more deaths today humble pie for you :P
43[12:06] <theycallmejimbob> no way BeTheAllen cahman give me a chance with 25
44[12:06] <betheallen> jimbob the roll and the falling attack is perfect phil just cant do em right
45[12:06] <theycallmejimbob> Zahvone taking the risky route
46[12:07] <betheallen> fine jimbob 25 it wont matter anyway
47[12:07] <theycallmejimbob> I missed the 2nd stream did he fight the boss ?
48[12:08] <betheallen> yeah wht happened in second strem
49[12:08] <theycallmejimbob> hello hello
50[12:08] <betheallen> how many times more did he die
51[12:09] <theycallmejimbob> only took 5 minutes for the game to jump the shark
52[12:09] <betheallen> this game?
53[12:09] <betheallen> or dark souls
54[12:09] <theycallmejimbob> yeah :D
55[12:09] <betheallen> Korn
56[12:09] <betheallen> look i jumped the shark
57[12:10] <betheallen> best acting ever
58[12:10] <betheallen> cheater he has the stats up
59[12:10] <theycallmejimbob> RIP
60[12:11] <betheallen> rip to half the twins
61[12:11] <theycallmejimbob> looks like the dude from Prison break
62[12:11] <betheallen> talking of twins, red wedding in game of thrones :(
63[12:11] <betheallen> haahah jimbob
64[12:11] <theycallmejimbob> breaking the fourth wall NotLikeThis
65[12:12] <thenewfaceofcreation> hi there guys
66[12:12] <theycallmejimbob> hey delta
67[12:12] <betheallen> jimbob ah well
68[12:12] <thenewfaceofcreation> how are you guys doing ?
69[12:12] <betheallen> metal gear solid did tht too jimbob
70[12:12] <theycallmejimbob> good thanks and yourself delta
71[12:12] <betheallen> im great deltaa
72[12:12] <betheallen> AHHHH a scarecrow and a house
73[12:12] <chowb321> what time does dsp start?
74[12:13] <theycallmejimbob> 18 mins from now
75[12:13] <theycallmejimbob> 17*
76[12:13] <chowb321> thankx
77[12:13] <betheallen> that picture made me feel like shit Kappa
78[12:13] <thenewfaceofcreation> good too
79[12:13] <theycallmejimbob> BeTheAllen did you get the zelda dlc pass?
80[12:13] <betheallen> jimbob no
81[12:14] <betheallen> scarecrows scare me because doctor who made them scary WutFace
82[12:14] <theycallmejimbob> wasn't cause of Wurzel Gummidge BeTheAllen :D ?
83[12:15] <betheallen> :D
84[12:15] <jackwhite202> hey everyone
85[12:15] <theycallmejimbob> hey jack
86[12:15] <jackwhite202> how are you bros?
87[12:15] <theycallmejimbob> ah that dude was in Prison break bethe
88[12:15] <betheallen> hello jack
89[12:15] <theycallmejimbob> good thanks jack and yourself
90[12:16] <jackwhite202> good
91[12:16] <jackwhite202> finished crash 2 today
92[12:16] <theycallmejimbob> did you 100% complete it?
93[12:16] <jackwhite202> nahh
94[12:16] <betheallen> well done jack
95[12:16] <theycallmejimbob> congrats Zahvone
96[12:16] <jackwhite202> just a regular playthrough
97[12:17] <theycallmejimbob> wasn't that the dude in mr robot
98[12:17] <jackwhite202> new hero coming in overwatch
99[12:18] <theycallmejimbob> are you gonna do a 24 hr 100% completion run of the Crash trilogy for 500 followers Zahvone ?
100[12:18] <lewdragin> ugh crash
101[12:18] <thenewfaceofcreation> does phil know there is a new hero in overwatch is coming ?
102[12:19] <jackwhite202> party like porn stars?
103[12:19] <thenewfaceofcreation> hi there dragin
104[12:19] <popsicolo> DOOMFIST PogChamp
105[12:19] <jackwhite202> yeah
106[12:19] <dreamvoyagerf> Doomfist!
107[12:19] <theycallmejimbob> hey dragin :D
108[12:19] <betheallen> dragin i didnt bring you back from ban to shit on crash lol
109[12:19] <jackwhite202> no word on whens he coming out though
110[12:19] <betheallen> WutFace its Jason
111[12:19] <theycallmejimbob> ki ki ki ma ma ma
112[12:20] <jackwhite202> jason is in an actually good game
113[12:20] <jackwhite202> holy shit
114[12:20] <betheallen> lol
115[12:20] <theycallmejimbob> is this a walking simulator of sorts?
116[12:20] <betheallen> jimbob i guess it could be
117[12:20] <jackwhite202> think of it as horror heavy rain
118[12:21] <auzziesly47adam> hi all
119[12:21] <lewdragin> hey delta, jimmy
120[12:21] <betheallen> heavy rain is 10 times better than until dawn
121[12:21] <theycallmejimbob> hey Adam
122[12:21] <auzziesly47adam> hi jimbob
123[12:21] <betheallen> i mean until dawn is still great just not as good
124[12:21] <jackwhite202> until dawn is a good game
125[12:21] <jackwhite202> hope it gets a sequel
126[12:21] <betheallen> like beyond 2 souls that is a great game 2
127[12:21] <auzziesly47adam> until dawn 2 ?
128[12:22] <jackwhite202> yeah
129[12:22] <jackwhite202> someone said a cool title for the sequel
130[12:22] <auzziesly47adam> me to
131[12:22] <jackwhite202> From Dust
132[12:22] <betheallen> it will be different cast though
133[12:22] <thenewfaceofcreation> i dont really like beyond 2 souls
134[12:22] <thenewfaceofcreation> story was dumb
135[12:22] <jackwhite202> @BeTheAllen sucks
136[12:23] <thenewfaceofcreation> and you cant fail at all
137[12:23] <taurusoxford> @TheNewFaceofCreation every David Cage game is dumb
138[12:23] <jackwhite202> this cast was great
139[12:23] <thenewfaceofcreation> expect for the final scene
140[12:23] <betheallen> jack but what happened if only one of your characters survived this playthrough lol
141[12:23] <betheallen> one person in the next game :D
142[12:23] <theycallmejimbob> ah it was the butterfly it was the butterfly all along
143[12:23] <taurusoxford> Until Dawn is what David Cage WISHES he had the talent to make
144[12:23] <betheallen> aw sonofabitch
145[12:23] <betheallen> delta its still fun tho
146[12:23] <jackwhite202> what would be cool is in the sequel everyone who survived in the first to be a supporting character in the second
147[12:24] <betheallen> jack ok that is good
148[12:24] <jackwhite202> if everyone survived everyone is in the sequel
149[12:24] <thenewfaceofcreation> @BeTheAllen how so?
150[12:24] <thenewfaceofcreation> you CANT DIE!
151[12:24] <popsicolo> Chris WutFace
152[12:24] <jackwhite202> if everyone dies no one is in the sequel
153[12:24] <thenewfaceofcreation> expect for the last scene....
154[12:24] <betheallen> delta there have been great games where you cant die lol
155[12:25] <popsicolo> Chris is like Ignis from FFXV if he was a fuckboy
156[12:25] <jackwhite202> i dont get why people hate david cage games yet love until dawn
157[12:25] <betheallen> pops why you scared of chris?
158[12:25] <jackwhite202> gameplay wise they are the same
159[12:25] <thenewfaceofcreation> @BeTheAllen can you tell me then?
160[12:25] <popsicolo> Consult my last message, BeThe
161[12:25] <betheallen> lol
162[12:25] <theycallmejimbob> I have a feeling Chris is gonna turn heel
163[12:25] <betheallen> delta you wont like those games tho
164[12:25] <betheallen> life is strange is one
165[12:26] <thenewfaceofcreation> AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
166[12:26] <betheallen> you cant die in that
167[12:26] <jackwhite202> chris is like that nerd from school who tries to do cool things to look cool
168[12:26] <thenewfaceofcreation> SHITTY GAME DOOD
169[12:26] <betheallen> ahahahaha tha dance
170[12:26] <betheallen> no its not delta
171[12:26] <betheallen> KILL IT
172[12:26] <theycallmejimbob> no not the squirrel :(
173[12:26] <popsicolo> Chris no WutFace
174[12:26] <betheallen> ts red its evil
175[12:26] <betheallen> cahman
176[12:26] <jackwhite202> can we have an until dawn movie?
177[12:26] <popsicolo> Morality Kreygasm
178[12:27] <theycallmejimbob> good guy Zahvone SeemsGood
179[12:27] <thenewfaceofcreation> your opinion @BeTheAllen. its fine if you liked it
180[12:27] <betheallen> i wouldnt shoot it either irl
181[12:27] <popsicolo> Who would play Sam in the movie? KappaHD
182[12:27] <toguro3> Is phill gonna play the new hero in overwatch?
183[12:27] <betheallen> cant the actors who played them in this play them pops
184[12:27] <popsicolo> I hope so
185[12:27] <jackwhite202> emma watson :)
186[12:27] <popsicolo> That's the joke, BeThe
187[12:28] <jackwhite202> just joking
188[12:28] <betheallen> last i heard phil said there is no point iin playing overwatch :D
189[12:28] <betheallen> ahhh pops
190[12:28] <popsicolo> He said he'd need a good reason, like a new character.
191[12:28] <thenewfaceofcreation> @BeTheAllen even tho there will be a new hero
192[12:28] <thenewfaceofcreation> Hmmm
193[12:28] <betheallen> meh delta
194[12:28] <jackwhite202> we just dont know when Doomfist is coming out
195[12:29] <popsicolo> He's already on on the PTR on PC.
196[12:29] <jackwhite202> my guess is around mid/late july
197[12:29] <ollyorange> is this dsp
198[12:29] <theycallmejimbob> no olly he's hosting Zahvone
199[12:29] <betheallen> he isnt coming out he is in the closet FOREVER
200[12:29] <zahvone> He's hosting my questionable content Kappa
201[12:29] <zahvone> Should be live soon
202[12:29] <ollyorange> how soon
203[12:30] <theycallmejimbob> in a couple of minutes
204[12:30] <jackwhite202> @Zahvone do you like until dawn
205[12:30] <jackwhite202> ?
206[12:30] <betheallen> i question yo content zahvone
207[12:30] <darksydephil> hello folks
208[12:30] <darksydephil> stream going live now
209[12:30] <betheallen> hey phil
210[12:30] <jackwhite202> hey phil
211[12:30] <auzziesly47adam> hi Phil
212[12:30] <zahvone> Alright there you go lol
213[12:30] <theycallmejimbob> or even a couple of seconds :D
214[12:30] <evildeadmrjohn> Hype.
215[12:30] <zahvone> @BeTheAllen If that's the case, I question your modship Kappa
216[12:30] <jackwhite202> shit got real
217[12:31] <popsicolo> "Listen to me good people of Numbani. Terrible news. Horrible news. Our great president is murdered by the Omnic cockroaches. They tricked him into signing their phony peace agreement then they shot his plane from the sky. It is time to clear the great brush good Humans of Numbani. We must cut the tall trees. Cut all tall trees down!" -Doomfist
218[12:31] <betheallen> woah hol up now
219[12:32] <theycallmejimbob> we're live SwiftRage
220[12:32] <thatanonymouse> hypeeee
221[12:32] <zahvone> Enjoy the dark souls everyone
222[12:32] <ollyorange> its time to soul
223[12:32] <jackwhite202> but i want more until dawn :(
224[12:32] <popsicolo> I can't wait to shoot Doomfist with a grenade launcher Kreygasm
225[12:32] <darksydephil> hope i can get power stance today
226[12:32] <darksydephil> guess we'll see
227[12:32] <zahvone> Hey Phil
228[12:32] <encelor> doomfist got the power of body wash spice
229[12:32] <zahvone> Good luck man, you're doing great.
230[12:32] <jackwhite202> Phil if until dawn will have a sequel will you play it?
231[12:33] <dreamvoyagerf> cheer10 Hey Phil can you wish Mr Lion a happy birthday!!
232[12:33] <fatestayjedi> when are you playing more danganronpa
233[12:33] <darksydephil> DreamVoyagerF : yes. Happy Birthday Mr Lion
234[12:33] <acanelo> And now we wait
235[12:33] <zahvone> birthday hype
236[12:33] <encelor> so how is everyone doing today
237[12:33] <theycallmejimbob> hey encelor I'm good thanks and yourself
238[12:34] <pewdiepwon8> hello everyone
239[12:34] <errnoent> hello everybun
240[12:34] <bloodbornenow> phil made good progress last night
241[12:34] <theycallmejimbob> hey Pewdiepwon8 and errnoent
242[12:34] <encelor> good to hear your doing good i am doing good myself thanks @theycallmejimbob
243[12:34] <jackwhite202> so guys remember that VR game The Inpatient Sony showed at their conference?
244[12:34] <msmonique> pjsalt2000 yo
245[12:34] <errnoent> nice crown jimbob
246[12:34] <popsicolo> NaCl PogChamp
247[12:34] <bloodbornenow> dang right off the bat
248[12:34] <betheallen> woah nice cheer
249[12:34] <aleandspirits> I hope the pre-stream is short
250[12:35] <aleandspirits> where did he get up to yesterday?
251[12:35] <faisalking11> look at u setting there waiting for dsp
252[12:35] <theycallmejimbob> ah ty errnoent :D
253[12:35] <darksydephil> whoa!
254[12:35] <encelor> @aleandspirits OpieOP
255[12:35] <jackwhite202> turns out the game is a prequel to Until Dawn
256[12:35] <pewdiepwon8> @@aleandspirits hahaha buckle up!
257[12:35] <darksydephil> thanks MsMonique ! We didnt even start yet haha
258[12:35] <encelor> Buckle up buckeroo's!
259[12:35] <msmonique> dspHmm
260[12:35] <pewdiepwon8> @DarksydePhil I hope you have lots of energy today Phil!
261[12:35] <aleandspirits> did he get to the lost giant, or the persuer yet?
262[12:35] <bliksem_piebe> why is he playing dark souls 2 again?
263[12:35] <lewdragin> wow dood
264[12:35] <darksydephil> last giant is dead, so is the dragonrider
265[12:36] <darthradovanviking> popular demand @bliksem_piebe
266[12:36] <darksydephil> right now im in the stupid shipyard area that sucks ass
267[12:36] <aleandspirits> wow, lots of progress yesterday
268[12:36] <darksydephil> i seriously hate this area from the first game
269[12:36] <betheallen> how many deaths are on the death counter last i saw was 25
270[12:36] <darksydephil> and i only have one estus left lol
271[12:36] <winderfiend764> Use a torch
272[12:36] <akioartorius> 25 I think
273[12:36] <darksydephil> using a torch means no shield
274[12:36] <acanelo> Just use a torch Phil and the most annoying guys are gonna run away
275[12:36] <electrumguy> @DarksydePhil are you returning to overwatch now that Doomfist is soon to be released on live servers? (It is on PTR)
276[12:36] <ericeericson> Lost Bastille is the worst imo
277[12:36] <electrumguy> @DarksydePhil I wouldn't blame you if you didn't OW is pretty much dead.
278[12:37] <winderfiend764> Worth it in my opinion
279[12:37] <darksydephil> ill probably give it a shot if it doesn't majorly interfere with other stuff
280[12:37] <aleandspirits> i dont think the shipyard is too bad, there are much worse areas in this game
281[12:37] <darksydephil> i.e. if it releases before my time off. if during, theres pretty much no point
282[12:37] <acanelo> Phil have it equipped in your equipment and press left arrow when needed
283[12:37] <djruno1> hello everyone
284[12:37] <popsicolo> "Who killed Captain Alex?" -Doomfist
285[12:37] <zybatzuu> Give what a shot I missed it
286[12:37] <darksydephil> okay stream working everyone?
287[12:37] <theycallmejimbob> hey DJRuno1
288[12:37] <popsicolo> Yes.
289[12:37] <theycallmejimbob> yup Phil
290[12:37] <winderfiend764> Yes
291[12:37] <akioartorius> Yes
292[12:37] <darksydephil> cool let me tweet
293[12:37] <jackwhite202> yes
294[12:38] <djruno1> Phil did you know there is an extra episode of danganrompa?
295[12:38] <thenewfaceofcreation> @electrumguy how overwatch is dead. i heard that is has over 30 million people playing it
296[12:38] <electrumguy> @DarksydePhil meh I would skip it. OW is dying .
297[12:38] <drzombius> cheer10 alex jones offers $20,000 for cnn gif contest MingLee
298[12:38] <popsicolo> OVERWATCH PogChamp
299[12:38] <jackwhite202> am i the only one who wants an overwatch campaign?
300[12:38] <akioartorius> @DarksydePhil the killer pigs part was hilarious.
301[12:38] <electrumguy> @TheNewFaceofCreation REGISTERED account. They published that fduture after they had a sale.
302[12:38] <eternia_forever> Ring Ding Dong Ring A Ding Ding Dong HeyGuys HeyGuys
303[12:38] <electrumguy> top players bought like 4 smurfs.
304[12:38] <theycallmejimbob> hey Eternia_Forever hope you are having a good day sir
305[12:38] <encelor> overwatch is doing great
306[12:38] <zybatzuu> Wonder how DSP tackles iron king DLC this time around
307[12:38] <sneaky_vape> Personally watching people play FPS these days is painful. The genre isnt fun to watch anymore. Fun to play sure.
308[12:38] <errnoent> hello Eternia_Forever
309[12:38] <popsicolo> I only need to be in Platinum to got another gold weapon this season PogChamp
310[12:39] <chowb321> im replaying metal gear solid v while watching this stream, does anyone remember how to trigger quiets boss fight?
311[12:39] <popsicolo> *get
312[12:39] <thenewfaceofcreation> @electrumguy whatever you say, dood
313[12:39] <electrumguy> @Popsicolo you are only plat?
314[12:39] <winderfiend764> Hopefully dual wielding with a Certain Lefthanded Greatsword
315[12:39] <ericeericson> idk, PUBG is pretty fun to watch
316[12:39] <eternia_forever> Top of the day to ya sir @theycallmejimbob
317[12:39] <jackwhite202> @chowb321 you need to go to a location
318[12:39] <encelor> i used to be diamond in season 1 then i stopped playing xD
319[12:39] <taurusoxford> @chowb321 it'll happen automatically while doing another story mission
320[12:39] <eternia_forever> sup @errnoent
321[12:39] <sneaky_vape> PUBG isnt solely an FPS
322[12:39] <popsicolo> No I'm just saying I only NEED to be plat to have enough points at the end of the season
323[12:39] <electrumguy> @TheNewFaceofCreation ok bro
324[12:39] <popsicolo> I've been in Diamond before.
325[12:39] <encelor> my friends carried me hard
326[12:39] <encelor> xD
327[12:39] <electrumguy> @TheNewFaceofCreation i think you might be trying to bait dsp into covering a game that will get him no views, you troll.
328[12:39] <jackwhite202> @Popsicolo you must play hardcore overwatch
329[12:40] <jackwhite202> @Popsicolo who is your main?
330[12:40] <popsicolo> My friends stopped playing Overwatch
331[12:40] <popsicolo> Junkrat
332[12:40] <drzombius> overwatch is hot garbage, battleborn is where its at MingLee
333[12:40] <electrumguy> @Popsicolo what sr are you?
334[12:40] <unveilingknight2077> Hello everyone
335[12:40] <ericeericson> fuck the roadhog nerf man
336[12:40] <chowb321> im running around lamer khaate palace but i think thats the wrong place
337[12:40] <ericeericson> and the reaper buff
338[12:40] <airhead793d2jsp> nice its break simulation stream time
339[12:40] <encelor> soldier 69 was my main aka soldier 76
340[12:40] <popsicolo> http://i.imgur.com/v25sBv1.png
341[12:40] <popsicolo> I haven't done placement yet this season
342[12:40] <jackwhite202> @DrZombius yes with the 3 people who still play it Kappa
343[12:40] <eternia_forever> All is swell over here in my neck of the woods, how bout over yonder for you lad @theycallmejimbob
344[12:40] <encelor> @Popsicolo i heard the game got super toxic
345[12:40] <encelor> xD
346[12:41] <drzombius> KappaHD
347[12:41] <encelor> community*
348[12:41] <ericeericson> all competitive communities are toxic
349[12:41] <theycallmejimbob> all good Eternia_Forever :D
350[12:41] <encelor> it was not so toxic when the game was new
351[12:41] <eternia_forever> alright
352[12:41] <popsicolo> Yeah, so I'm glad I only need to be in plat to get that gold weapon. I don't want to have to climb in solo queue with toxic people.
353[12:41] <betheallen> booo pops
354[12:41] <thenewfaceofcreation> @electrumguy what?
355[12:41] <jackwhite202> does anyone even play battleborn?
356[12:41] <encelor> @Popsicolo solo que WutFace
357[12:42] <eternia_forever> hey @Derichloveslemur
358[12:42] <popsicolo> Excuse me, BeThe? What seems to be the matter? RlyTho
359[12:42] <akioartorius> sup @Derichloveslemur
360[12:42] <drzombius> i think i seen battlebirn might be *free to play, now?
361[12:42] <derichloveslemur> @encelor @AuzzieSly47Adam @theycallmejimbob @SensationalMedia @BeTheAllen I'm only gonna be here for a sec.
362[12:42] <thenewfaceofcreation> @electrumguy how is that a troll? can you explain
363[12:42] <encelor> solo queue's are the worse
364[12:42] <chowb321> no one plays battleborn, i worked with a friend who worked on it and he was sad that no one played it
365[12:42] <theycallmejimbob> hey Derichloveslemur
366[12:42] <eternia_forever> Did bethe bragg all afternoon about his bet victory ? @theycallmejimbob
367[12:42] <betheallen> yo derich and encelor
368[12:43] <popsicolo> "Look, there's porn of our game!" -"Randy" Randy Pitchford
369[12:43] <flyeaglesfly01> Whats up
370[12:43] <jackwhite202> if a 60 dollar game goes free to play then that game is the definition of a fail
371[12:43] <encelor> hey betheallen how you doing today
372[12:43] <electrumguy> I just did.
373[12:43] <betheallen> eternia nope
374[12:43] <jackwhite202> look at Evolve
375[12:43] <theycallmejimbob> not really Eternia_Forever we have another bet for 25 deaths this stream
376[12:43] <derichloveslemur> @encelor @theycallmejimbob @Eternia_Forever @BeTheAllen When it says Benefits will end on july 7, 2017 can I resub on that day its tomorrow.
377[12:43] <thenewfaceofcreation> @electrumguy ok then....
378[12:43] <jackwhite202> the devs dont even support the game anymore
379[12:43] <encelor> aint battleborn f2p now?
380[12:43] <akioartorius> so the bets for the death count today is 50+?
381[12:43] <popsicolo> Basically
382[12:43] <encelor> poor plebs that payed 60$ forit :(
383[12:44] <encelor> must feel ripped
384[12:44] <eternia_forever> lol @BeTheAllen i told him all stream he was losing that one
385[12:44] <jackwhite202> honestly gearbox should stick to borderlands
386[12:44] <derichloveslemur> Anyone able to help me @akioartorius?
387[12:44] <darksydephil> theres an animated salt emote? lol
388[12:44] <darksydephil> i didnt even know you could make animated emotes
389[12:44] <jackwhite202> its the only good thing they made in the last decade
390[12:44] <betheallen> eternia he nearly won tho
391[12:44] <flyeaglesfly01> twerkSalty
392[12:44] <encelor> @DarksydePhil should be bit only
393[12:44] <unveilingknight2077> We need a Left 4 Dead 3. Evolve is complete garbage.
394[12:44] <eternia_forever> gl sir @theycallmejimbob well to you both i suppose
395[12:44] <encelor> cheer only
396[12:44] <derichloveslemur> @DarksydePhil If it says benefits will end on July 7, 2017 which is tomorrow can I resub tomorrow?
397[12:44] <drzombius> pjsalt1 pjsalt1 pjsalt1 pjsalt1 pjsalt1 pjsalt1 pjsalt1 pjsalt1 pjsalt1 pjsalt1
398[12:44] <darksydephil> derich it sure sounds that way
399[12:45] <chowb321> valve needs to make games again
400[12:45] <jackwhite202> anything by gearbox besides borderlands is either mediocre/trash
401[12:45] <derichloveslemur> @DarksydePhil Well gotcha. I'll be back tomorrow for my resub.
402[12:45] <encelor> i dunno borderlands quality been dipping too imo
403[12:45] <flyeaglesfly01> Nice cheers to start
404[12:45] <eternia_forever> The good doctor is once again making house calls very nice @DrZombius
405[12:45] <encelor> borderlands was kinds of serieus with jokes
406[12:45] <derichloveslemur> see ya guys later :D
407[12:45] <darksydephil> i guess you can tell theres hype when we're getting in good cheers and i haven't said a word yet lol
408[12:45] <darksydephil> later Derich
409[12:45] * MsMonique just subscribed with Twitch Prime. MsMonique subscribed for 5 months in a row! "yo" [mod=0;msg-id=resub;msg-param-months=5;msg-param-sub-plan-name=Channel\sSubscription\s(darksydephil);msg-param-sub-plan=Prime;room-id=261767;subscriber=1;turbo=0;user-id=69522445]
410[12:45] <encelor> then borderlands 2 was just saintrow 3and 4
411[12:45] <derichloveslemur> later :D
412[12:45] <eternia_forever> Bye @Derichloveslemur
413[12:46] <eternia_forever> sub hype
414[12:46] <encelor> was just joke after joke
415[12:46] <jackwhite202> hope borderlands 3 will be good
416[12:46] <akioartorius> @Derichloveslemur laters
417[12:46] <theycallmejimbob> hello hello
418[12:46] <eternia_forever> alrighttttttttttttt
419[12:46] <jackwhite202> if even that game sucks gearbox will go bankrupt
420[12:46] <chowb321> alright
421[12:46] <whiit3shadow> ArmL KappaHD ArmR
422[12:46] <bakedessert> hellouu all
423[12:46] <auzziesly47adam> hi Derichloveslemur
424[12:46] <toguro3> too bad fromsoft said they wont be makeing anymore souls game anytime soon
425[12:46] <popsicolo> Thrills, chills, kills! TriHard
426[12:46] <whiit3shadow> GottaGo GottaGo GottaGo KappaQuick
427[12:47] <gravendarken> everytime phil snorts, a kitten dies
428[12:47] <popsicolo> ArmL dspSurpriseddsp ArmR
429[12:47] <thatanonymouse> let's have fun everyone
430[12:47] <eternia_forever> the Young man hosting this stream is sounding mighty chipper on this fine day @theycallmejimbob
431[12:47] <encelor> i am enjoying chat more than the playthrough tbh :P
432[12:47] <gremxxonexx> OSblob
433[12:47] <jackwhite202> @Toguro3 i heard they are making a new ip
434[12:47] <unveilingknight2077> I love your playthrough Phil. Don't give up.
435[12:47] <drzombius> From Software needs to make another Shadow Tower ScaredyCat
436[12:47] <theycallmejimbob> he sure is Eternia_Forever long may it last :D
437[12:47] <auzziesly47adam> yes good good :)
438[12:47] <gravendarken> dead
439[12:47] <encelor> @DarksydePhil you gonna play final fantasy 12 zodiac age i heard it has different mechanic then the ps2 ff12
440[12:47] <betheallen> from software make me TearGlove TearGlove TearGlove
441[12:47] <popsicolo> Vikings WutFace
442[12:48] <thatanonymouse> no man's wharf
443[12:48] <popsicolo> KappaHD
444[12:48] <theycallmejimbob> poor BeTheAllen :(
445[12:48] <darthradovanviking> :D
446[12:48] <ollyorange> @BeTheAllen tickles
447[12:48] <naddodr> Phil's the captain now
448[12:48] <killersgtgrunt> fromsoft have already said they are doing another soulsborne game
449[12:48] <gravendarken> dead
450[12:48] <encelor> @DarthRadovanViking hey bro you back how you doing
451[12:48] <eternia_forever> good day sir @DarthRadovanViking
452[12:48] <akioartorius> @DarthRadovanViking Viking sup
453[12:48] <jackwhite202> goodbye Dark Souls hello Nioh
454[12:48] <betheallen> olly stap im ticklish
455[12:48] <thatanonymouse> this area is easier if you have a pharros lockstone
456[12:48] <theycallmejimbob> Vidar returns PogChamp
457[12:48] <darthradovanviking> excellent encleor good thank you
458[12:48] <betheallen> vidar is back :O
459[12:48] <drzombius> @darthradovanviking cheer10
460[12:48] <darthradovanviking> hellog @akioartorius just chilling
461[12:48] <leonaras> Oh god vidar is back WutFace
462[12:48] <mountainhoney> cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 There are some assholes who are reporting you on Twitch. Be on look for those assholes.
463[12:48] <theycallmejimbob> :D
464[12:48] <flyeaglesfly01> @Eternia_Forever Whats up Eternia
465[12:49] <darthradovanviking> @DrZombius cheer1000
466[12:49] <akioartorius> @DarthRadovanViking Derich says to stay awesome
467[12:49] <dooley258> Sup guys
468[12:49] <betheallen> dont worry leo vidar is nice
469[12:49] <dooley258> Lots of mods today, nice
470[12:49] <eternia_forever> hey sup player @FlyEaglesFly01
471[12:49] <betheallen> isnt that right radovan
472[12:49] <drzombius> notlikethis25
473[12:49] <betheallen> poor zombius
474[12:49] <betheallen> can never beat viking
475[12:49] <toguro3> Holy mods
476[12:49] <drzombius> i got my bits from wwtching ads MingLee
477[12:49] <flyeaglesfly01> @Eternia_Forever You good?
478[12:50] <drzombius> watching*
479[12:50] <eternia_forever> Very good, you ? @FlyEaglesFly01
480[12:50] <unveilingknight2077> Hopefully there's no trolls in this chat. Ruins the viewing experience.
481[12:50] <betheallen> vidar cheats he gets a stolen credit card and buys bits Kappa
482[12:50] <encelor> anyone know if phil is going to play final fantasy 12 zodiac age?
483[12:50] <eternia_forever> lolllllllllllllllll @BeTheAllen
484[12:50] <bingbongdingdong7> im ready for some PJSalt
485[12:51] <flyeaglesfly01> @Eternia_Forever Good thanks:) Ready for more Dark Souls. Liking the gameplay
486[12:51] <toguro3> Encelor he has no time for long ass japanese games
487[12:51] <darthradovanviking> @Derichloveslemur 100
488[12:51] <betheallen> me too bingbongdingdong
489[12:51] <chowb321> @encelor he's skipping that one, sad face
490[12:51] <darthradovanviking> @Derichloveslemur cheer100
491[12:51] <theycallmejimbob> crash 3 PogChamp
492[12:51] <popsicolo> CRESH PogChamp
493[12:51] <eternia_forever> yeah this is a good one my friend @FlyEaglesFly01
494[12:51] <jackwhite202> does the chat work if phils not streaming?
495[12:51] <wouldyoulikesomeballz> Kappu
496[12:51] <betheallen> crash is later yep
497[12:51] <theycallmejimbob> yup jack
498[12:51] <akioartorius> @jackwhite202 yes it does
499[12:51] <encelor> daww i wanted to see the zodiac system they cut in the ps2 ff2 version
500[12:52] <jackwhite202> then we can come and chat while phil is relaxing
501[12:52] <akioartorius> it sounds good
502[12:52] <unveilingknight2077> sounds great
503[12:52] <eternia_forever> lmao that name @bingbongdingdong7
504[12:52] <agoodrpg> no
505[12:52] <naddodr> yup
506[12:52] <darthradovanviking> sounds excellent phil
507[12:52] <eternia_forever> very good
508[12:52] <encelor> i'll just watch someone els then when that game comes out
509[12:52] <bingbongdingdong7> crash bandicoot has sold above expectations which is great for crash
510[12:52] <theycallmejimbob> dragonrunpa 2 hype SwiftRage
511[12:52] <popsicolo> CTR remake PogChamp
512[12:52] <zahvone> what
513[12:52] <konseggx> am i too late ?
514[12:52] <eternia_forever> not the other thing
515[12:52] <encelor> Terry doomfist
516[12:52] <betheallen> nooooo danganronpa boooooooooo
517[12:52] <zahvone> CTR remaster hype
518[12:52] <jackwhite202> new crash game hype
519[12:52] <encelor> old spice body wash powaaaaaaaaa
520[12:52] <bingbongdingdong7> ayyy
521[12:53] <popsicolo> "CUT THE TALL TREES" -Doomfist
522[12:53] <betheallen> pops i wish i would buy that shit faster than anyone here can imagine #
523[12:53] <eternia_forever> doomfist has all the ladies scared
524[12:53] <bingbongdingdong7> SMOrc
525[12:53] <jackwhite202> if he releases after your time off?
526[12:53] <chalupaprince> i'll give a shit dsp BibleThump
527[12:53] <betheallen> FUCK DOOMFIST
528[12:53] <drzombius> can anyone else see that the camera is on in one of these pics? look at the top right MingLee
529[12:53] <toguro3> Everyone wants to see you play Doomfist wtf?
530[12:53] <darthradovanviking> haha
531[12:53] <popsicolo> Ana, Sombra, Orisa, Doomfist. All the new characters are brown TriHard
532[12:53] <toguro3> The second black man in the game
533[12:53] <leokira997> doomfist is cool
534[12:53] <encelor> is terry crews voicing doomfist?
535[12:53] <popsicolo> No.
536[12:53] <leokira997> no encelor
537[12:53] <encelor> :(
538[12:53] <tigerflamessssss> give praise to the RAGE GOD CurseLit UWot CurseLit UWot
539[12:53] <eternia_forever> doomfist can kiss my ass @BeTheAllen
540[12:53] <unveilingknight2077> Overwatch is boring to watch imo
541[12:54] <bingbongdingdong7> cant wait for phil to be refreshed after his break
542[12:54] <toguro3> he will probably be released in 2 weeks
543[12:54] <encelor> might have gone back too overwatch if he voiced doomfist
544[12:54] <jackwhite202> i dont think he will release next week
545[12:54] <encelor> to*
546[12:54] <popsicolo> Junpei Trons
547[12:54] <eternia_forever> wheres my upgrade SwiftRage SwiftRage SwiftRage SwiftRage
548[12:54] <toguro3> he was put on PTR today so he'll probably be released on the 20th
549[12:54] <chowb321> no doomfist and no final fantasy xii. :(
550[12:55] <leokira997> shadow the hedgehog, please vote for it, i am broke otherwise i would myself
551[12:55] <jackwhite202> i think more on the 18th
552[12:55] <toguro3> Final fantasy 12 is ass he doesnt want to paly that shit
553[12:55] <sensationalmedia> Patron's choice** Kappa
554[12:55] <thatanonymouse> fuck this appy bullshit
555[12:55] <konseggx> DSP really needs some cool artworks for his pre-stram slide show..
556[12:55] <thatanonymouse> *jappy
557[12:55] <spookywun> well that's what the people who donate wanna watch...
558[12:55] <toguro3> Nice
559[12:55] <jackwhite202> all weeb games
560[12:55] <low_drag> go chono trigger BibleThump
561[12:55] <goldencolts> good job finally blasting those weebs 4head100
562[12:55] <akioartorius> @DarksydePhil you forgot Minecraft
563[12:56] <toguro3> I mean how are they tired of it? they VOTED for it LOL
564[12:56] <sensationalmedia> weebs BTFO
565[12:56] <tulliuscicero25> want crash and sonic 06 patreon
566[12:56] <encelor> final fantasy is great i hope new one is good if its better than ps2 one gonna get it
567[12:56] <eternia_forever> the patreons has our poor Phill playing 200 hour long non traffic playthroughs NotLikeThis NotLikeThis @theycallmejimbob
568[12:56] <encelor> 12
569[12:56] <drzombius> we need a playthrough of either Stubbs the Zombie: Rebel without a Pulse. Or, Land of the Dead: Road to Fiddlers Green @darksydephil
570[12:56] <tulliuscicero25> wasnt*
571[12:56] <thatanonymouse> why can't he do star wars chess?
572[12:56] <akioartorius> @low_drag Phil already played Chrono Trigger
573[12:56] <chowb321> but when will you ever play those games if they arn't pateron pklaythrough?
574[12:56] <bingbongdingdong7> yeah get some variety
575[12:56] <sensationalmedia> @Toguro3 Honestly, every Patron's choice PT has like 200 viewers when streamed. Nobody wants to watch those shitty ass weeb games.
576[12:56] <naddodr> finally Phil
577[12:56] <gman3dd> no phil you are the one tried of it
578[12:56] <killersgtgrunt> but thats what people are paying for tho?
579[12:56] <toguro3> thousands of JRPGs you havent played
580[12:56] <errnoent> that's because trolls are often weeaboos
581[12:56] <ellietsantiara> I WANNA SEE PHIL PLAY SPORE DAMN IT
582[12:56] <nightbot> EllietSantiAra -> Please do not abuse capital letters, thank you. [warning]
583[12:56] <theycallmejimbob> they jumped the shark Eternia_Forever :(
584[12:56] <toguro3> Media those are the 200 people that payed to vote
585[12:56] <ellietsantiara> fuck you nigbot
586[12:57] <toguro3> Thats it PERIOD
587[12:57] <sensationalmedia> I agree. I get it.
588[12:57] <tulliuscicero25> 300 people is your hardcore fanbase
589[12:57] <jackwhite202> finally no more weeb game
590[12:57] <jackwhite202> games*
591[12:57] <popsicolo> Patron's choice Huniepop PogChamp
592[12:57] <eternia_forever> full disclosure @DarksydePhil well said good sir
593[12:57] <kingjezal> Suikoden...
594[12:57] <ellietsantiara> what i said was : i wanna see Phil play SPORE
595[12:57] <sensationalmedia> Those 300 people would show up to Phil taking a shit on stream.
596[12:57] <theycallmejimbob> Pops will never get his huniepop playthrough :(
597[12:57] <encelor> lost odyssey is a epic game
598[12:57] <betheallen> pops yes
599[12:57] <sensationalmedia> I mean, that is why their tastes are so terrible.
600[12:57] <akioartorius> @Popsicolo Huniepop is banned on Twitch
601[12:57] <gman3dd> and your taking time off lol
602[12:57] <jackwhite202> those 300 people are weebs
603[12:57] <toguro3> I mean Jak 3 is a shit game so idk what you mean
604[12:57] <naddodr> "Games I want to play like Senran Kagura"
605[12:58] <encelor> how is jrpg lovers weebs?
606[12:58] <popsicolo> I know Akio. Usually I'll added "youtube exclusive" when I mention it
607[12:58] <encelor> are*
608[12:58] <spookywun> those people who donated care...
609[12:58] <zybatzuu> Jak 3 is great lol
610[12:58] <libertasliber> éuptime
611[12:58] <toguro3> THough someone should nominate spyro
612[12:58] <sensationalmedia> I'd rather see Jak 3 than weeb waifu sim #8 over and over again
613[12:58] <0megaj0ker> The Simpson's: Hit & Run for nomination PogChamp
614[12:58] <jackwhite202> because JRPGs are from japan
615[12:58] <chowb321> pair lost odyssey with assassins creed origins
616[12:58] <theycallmejimbob> have you moved on to the Nekopara series yet Popsicolo :D
617[12:58] <jackwhite202> weebs love stuff from japan
618[12:58] <encelor> lol weeb has a diff meaning
619[12:58] <encelor> xD
620[12:58] <popsicolo> Nah, I'm trying to save my money lately
621[12:58] <unveilingknight2077> It sucks that jak 4 won't be developed.
622[12:58] <darthradovanviking> how do you know @SpookyWuN did you donate?
623[12:58] <toguro3> So what will phils excuse be if he doesnt make the goal?
624[12:58] <errnoent> weebs ruin so many things
625[12:58] <shlomograbinstein> You can't see me
626[12:58] <eternia_forever> Blood Omen 2
627[12:58] <shlomograbinstein> my time is now
628[12:58] <sensationalmedia> Really, the more money you give, the more weight your vote should have
629[12:59] <akioartorius> @DarksydePhil does Ghost trick or Phoenix Wright games break these new constraints?
630[12:59] <gravendarken> the pitch
631[12:59] <ellietsantiara> also hello everyone, good afternoon Phil and Chat
632[12:59] <encelor> its about putting anime's culture as japanese culture and hense called a weeb
633[12:59] <encelor> games have nothing to do about it xD
634[12:59] <goldencolts> lol
635[12:59] <jackwhite202> still weebs
636[12:59] <naddodr> I want to be Phil's pimp
637[12:59] <jackwhite202> fuck JRPGs
638[12:59] <eternia_forever> WE HAVE THE POWERRRRRRRRR
639[12:59] <nightbot> Eternia_Forever -> Please do not abuse capital letters, thank you. [warning]
640[12:59] <theycallmejimbob> with great power comes great responsibility
641[12:59] <motoko__kusanagi> *snort*
642[12:59] <jounatsi> why are you playing dark souls 2 then? it's a 50 hour long japanese rpg
643[12:59] <nightbot> motoko__kusanagi -> I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS! [warning]
644[12:59] <spookywun> @DarthRadovanViking so people who dated and voted for that game to win dont care about it?
645[12:59] <encelor> lol
646[12:59] <eternia_forever> sigh
647[12:59] <motoko__kusanagi> LUL
648[12:59] <jackwhite202> only good one was South Park TFOT
649[12:59] <eternia_forever> We have the Powerrr
650[13:00] <clocktwerkrobot> How much of his stream is him begging for money versus actual playing
651[13:00] <jackwhite202> TSOT*
652[13:00] <leokira997> its july 6th calm down
653[13:00] <encelor> goyims are pretty ignorant xD
654[13:00] <hankhillpropanegod> tolo would roll over in his grave if he could hear u tdogTrigger
655[13:00] <darthradovanviking> probabl @SpookyWuN But you are not in a situation to complain if you have nothing to complain about
656[13:00] <sensationalmedia> wow dood
657[13:00] <bingbongdingdong7> SwiftRage
658[13:00] <localvampyre> i will never pledge
659[13:00] <sensationalmedia> where's my checkbook, I'm gonna go take out a loan
660[13:00] <motoko__kusanagi> tdogRat
661[13:00] <thatanonymouse> yesterday was chillax and fun
662[13:00] <jackwhite202> brb
663[13:00] <hankhillpropanegod> @motoko__kusanagi tdogRat tdogCoin pledge to him
664[13:00] <encelor> i need about 3,50 i aint the lochness monster
665[13:01] <pure_minua> @jounatsi stop using logic Kappa
666[13:01] <sensationalmedia> 4 or 5 days without a stream? I'm going to kill myself.
667[13:01] <theycallmejimbob> damn you Hank Hill and your fancy emotes :(
668[13:01] <spookywun> @DarksydePhil how is that me complaining? just stating if someone paid for something easy so assume they cared for it.
669[13:01] <errnoent> oh you WILL get subs
670[13:01] <errnoent> sub sandwiches
671[13:01] <encelor> GTAB
672[13:01] <chowb321> what game will you start once you come back?
673[13:01] <theycallmejimbob> :D errnoent
674[13:01] <sensationalmedia> lol errnoent
675[13:01] <shlomograbinstein> where ya going
676[13:01] <hankhillpropanegod> @theycallmejimbob tolomotes tdogRat4
677[13:01] <eternia_forever> lol @theycallmejimbob
678[13:01] <eternia_forever> #Degunk
679[13:01] <encelor> Degunked
680[13:02] <encelor> lel
681[13:02] <errnoent> gunk up and then gunk down
682[13:02] <killersgtgrunt> then dont take the time off i you cant afford it?
683[13:02] <stuart360> Dat Dark Souls effect
684[13:02] <eternia_forever> beat you @encelor
685[13:02] <akioartorius> PJsalt emote?
686[13:02] <errnoent> take a sip gunk up jus fuckin kill me
687[13:02] <tulliuscicero25> you cant rust off allergies though. that is not how allergies work
688[13:02] <encelor> Gunk juice !
689[13:02] <hankhillpropanegod> alex jones kdubCSB
690[13:02] <encelor> new gunk juice energy drink
691[13:02] <tulliuscicero25> rest*
692[13:02] <sensationalmedia> Sensationalized media. Kappa
693[13:02] <thatanonymouse> he was punching vince at wrestlemania 23
694[13:02] <darthradovanviking> hahaha poor CNN every one cared
695[13:02] <goldencolts> when theres fluoride in the water cmonBruh
696[13:03] <thatanonymouse> during the umaga/bobby lashley hair match
697[13:03] <encelor> Alex jones is best daddy
698[13:03] <naddodr> lol
699[13:03] <ericeericson> you realize that this was because CNN blackmailed the guy who made the gif right?
700[13:03] <betheallen> fuck CNN
701[13:03] <bingbongdingdong7> yeah its real lol
702[13:03] <naddodr> fuck CNN
703[13:03] <unveilingknight2077> CNN is a joke
704[13:03] <encelor> lol CNN kept the right if that guy ever made any meme they would dox him
705[13:03] <sneaky_vape> Lol Alex Jones is a legend if thats true
706[13:03] <auzziesly47adam> cnn is bad
707[13:03] <sensationalmedia> MsMonique just got her paycheck, she's feeling generous Kappa
708[13:03] <encelor> assholes
709[13:04] <encelor> Damn Dingleberries
710[13:04] <theycallmejimbob> uh oh
711[13:04] <thatanonymouse> fuck those assholes raw
712[13:04] <eternia_forever> damm asssssssssssholes
713[13:04] <msmonique> Keepo
714[13:04] <sensationalmedia> Wow dood
715[13:04] <sensationalmedia> reported for hate speech
716[13:04] <errnoent> MsMonique you know Phil is single right? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
717[13:04] <stuart360> God they are relentless, they are like a plague
718[13:04] <naddodr> CNN is trying to report Phil on twitch
719[13:04] <evildeadmrjohn> They are just salty because they don't praise the sun!
720[13:04] <encelor> Reported for dank speech!
721[13:04] <zybatzuu> Wait who is trying to report him? Have seen nothing about that
722[13:04] <encelor> Damn Weebs
723[13:04] <errnoent> MsMonique go on and get that permanent sub
724[13:04] <betheallen> vidar was stocking up on bits whilst he was away :D
725[13:04] <hankhillpropanegod> aka the weebs tdogRat
726[13:05] <chowb321> weebs unite
727[13:05] <errnoent> damn you weebs!!
728[13:05] <encelor> damn gaijins WutFace
729[13:05] <hankhillpropanegod> attack*
730[13:05] <encelor> go back to you own country
731[13:05] <encelor> Kappa
732[13:05] <hankhillpropanegod> kill all weebs tdogRat
733[13:05] <dooley258> cheer300
734[13:05] <stuart360> No one wants to see your Japanese weird text games, fuck em!
735[13:05] <unveilingknight2077> Its very strange how Phil's haters are really obsessed with him. Very creepy people.
736[13:05] <thatanonymouse> resist the foreign menace
737[13:05] <0megaj0ker> if the trolls are bugging the hell out of Twitch, it's more likely they're going to ignore them completely
738[13:05] <reachworld10> Foot down? Again?
739[13:05] <eternia_forever> bread on butter
740[13:05] <akioartorius> what does gaijins even mean? Foreigners?
741[13:05] <rumitus> Still not started yet???
742[13:05] <naddodr> lol that gif
743[13:05] <eternia_forever> Phil is a man of the People
744[13:05] <naddodr> skeletons!
745[13:05] <shlomograbinstein> "one of these japanese games that suck fucking cock"
746[13:05] <thatanonymouse> dsp needs to appeal to an audience, adn the weeb shit dosnt sell
747[13:06] <encelor> damn white cis males ruining japanese cultures !
748[13:06] <goldencolts> dang it rompa
749[13:06] <betheallen> I DIDNT VOTE
750[13:06] <encelor> Kappa
751[13:06] <gwentandchill> Phil you pushed DR2 though?
752[13:06] <hankhillpropanegod> nah drain Phil of his power tdogRat
753[13:06] <hankhillpropanegod> weebs attack tdogRat
754[13:06] <encelor> Pro pain
755[13:06] <thatanonymouse> it doesn't make sense, or dollars
756[13:06] <milesfordays> a year away
757[13:06] <betheallen> well i did vote but not for that shit
758[13:06] <theycallmejimbob> next patreon choice Fifa 17
759[13:06] <eternia_forever> then you be very quiet during this part lol @BeTheAllen
760[13:06] <errnoent> at least he didn't play ass effect instead
761[13:06] <popsicolo> Persona 2 PogChamp
762[13:06] <thatanonymouse> play persona 1 next
763[13:06] <thatanonymouse> jkjk
764[13:06] <akioartorius> Persona 2? what? ha
765[13:06] <shlomograbinstein> haha "it's gonna kill me"
766[13:06] <encelor> isn't dark souls a japanese game ??
767[13:06] <gman3dd> anf he loves video games
768[13:06] <hankhillpropanegod> when are you going to go back to rev 60 tdogRat tdogRat
769[13:07] <chowb321> how about ico? its only 4 hours
770[13:07] <popsicolo> Read the Persona 4 light novel KappaHD
771[13:07] <0megaj0ker> The Simpson's: Hit & Run for nomination PogChamp
772[13:07] <betheallen> no pops
773[13:07] <akioartorius> Persona 2....Lets beat Hitler
774[13:07] <darthradovanviking> lol @HankHillPropaneGod
775[13:07] <sensationalmedia> Link vote weight to their different pledge levels. Like contest entries, the more you spend, the more entries you get. cheer100
776[13:07] <popsicolo> Don't you mean Fuhrer @akioartorius KappaHD
777[13:07] <eternia_forever> oh you did vote but not for the winner well speak up then son @BeTheAllen
778[13:07] <thatanonymouse> @SensationalMedia brilliant idea
779[13:07] <betheallen> persona will never be played cause atlus is a fucking piece of crap
780[13:07] <encelor> @akioartorius you'll never see it coming!
781[13:07] <reachworld10> Well you don't really have to read dialogue. If it hurt, don't.
782[13:07] <hankhillpropanegod> he isolating us tdogTrigger
783[13:07] <bingbongdingdong7> riPepperonis
784[13:07] <theycallmejimbob> not everything is black and white Hank Hill
785[13:07] <stuart360> This is Phils living here, those jap text games bring in zero money. Just ban them completely Phil, that would be fine by me
786[13:08] <goldencolts> SeemsGood
787[13:08] <encelor> yeah you got sweaty areas too
788[13:08] <hankhillpropanegod> @theycallmejimbob tdogRat
789[13:08] <thatanonymouse> it just makes business sense to discriminate against the japs
790[13:08] <jackwhite202> FYI COD Infinite Warfares third DLC pack released this week
791[13:08] <chowb321> ico has hardly any dialogue and its 4 hours
792[13:08] <thirdeyethethird> @SensationalMedia then the person who can spend the most will always have his game nominated..
793[13:08] <encelor> not just dry and wet
794[13:08] <encelor> Kappa
795[13:08] <eternia_forever> must be done folks for the good of the community
796[13:08] <low_drag> plating video games is killing him BibleThump
797[13:08] <jackwhite202> just so you know
798[13:08] <butter__my__bread> Lol
799[13:08] <betheallen> I VOTE my shit dont win
800[13:08] <chalupaprince> im stepping up for sure
801[13:08] <tulliuscicero25> phil but you read those games but scream at crash, dark souls, and sf lol.
802[13:08] <betheallen> not my fault dood
803[13:08] <shlomograbinstein> nah we want DR3 SwiftRage
804[13:08] <novaenforcer> @low_drag OSsloth
805[13:08] <hankhillpropanegod> i dont vote but i complain tdogRat
806[13:08] <sneaky_vape> Anime nerds ruining it for everyone else
807[13:08] <alex_dragonul> Can't wait for a potential Paimkiller pt , preferable the black edition
808[13:08] <hankhillpropanegod> why weeb game every time tdogTrigger
809[13:08] <low_drag> @NovaEnforcer u nerd OSsloth
810[13:08] <chalupaprince> damn
811[13:08] <goldencolts> oh no !
812[13:08] <theycallmejimbob> ah-ha
813[13:08] <sensationalmedia> @thirdeyethethird Doesn't have to be like $1 = 1 vote. But you could do multiples, like 2 votes, 3 votes, etc. Cap it off.
814[13:08] <akioartorius> the fuck
815[13:08] <encelor> ajahahaahahahaha
816[13:08] <0megaj0ker> FailFIsh
817[13:08] <ratchefan12> @DarksydePhil hiya phil how are you feeling'
818[13:08] <0megaj0ker> FailFish
819[13:08] <reachworld10> This is recorded by his "detractors" btw, so...
820[13:08] <thatanonymouse> @thirdeyethethird you can institute a cap so that someone cant stuff the ballot
821[13:09] <encelor> some canadian cuck trying to scam phil
822[13:09] <encelor> Kappa
823[13:09] <naddodr> The Nigerian Canadian strikes again!
824[13:09] <novaenforcer> @low_drag goddamn StinkyCheese
825[13:09] <bytegeist> Hi
826[13:09] <eternia_forever> vote Sonic 1 for this next one or you will be scheckled
827[13:09] <popsicolo> It's WoahMose's bank account
828[13:09] <encelor> somalian candian terrorist
829[13:09] <hankhillpropanegod> canadians dont have money nice meme streamer kdubCSB tdogTrigger
830[13:09] <encelor> maplesyrup bank of canada
831[13:09] <encelor> pay em up
832[13:09] <betheallen> lol pops
833[13:09] <sensationalmedia> It's fair enough.
834[13:09] <darthradovanviking> it's weird that it isn't a voting system on patrion it self actually
835[13:09] <thatanonymouse> @SensationalMedia awful suggestion, entirely unfeasible tbh
836[13:10] <thatanonymouse> why even consider that
837[13:10] <eternia_forever> my turkish bank account has been frozen for years now @DarksydePhil
838[13:10] <sensationalmedia> MingLee
839[13:10] <privilegechecker9000> am I viewing Phil's vlogging channel atm?
840[13:10] <theycallmejimbob> :D Eternia_Forever
841[13:10] <encelor> that bank is aboot to take your toyota moose
842[13:10] <hankhillpropanegod> rekt tdogRat
843[13:10] <gwentandchill> Patreon does though
844[13:10] <eternia_forever> lol @theycallmejimbob
845[13:10] <gwentandchill> the patreon i support puts up polls all the time
846[13:10] <dreamvoyagerf> Does patreon take paypal?
847[13:10] <reachworld10> Say what time is it now, Where he's at? It's 22:10 here in Scandinavia (Sweden to be more specific)
848[13:10] <aleandspirits> it does, theres polls on patreon all the time
849[13:10] <encelor> @DreamVoyagerF yeah
850[13:11] <reachworld10> Yeah. It does
851[13:11] <eternia_forever> how dare they make phil do manuel things
852[13:11] <darthradovanviking> about 6 hours be\hind @ReachWorld10 i think
853[13:11] <theycallmejimbob> 1:10pm ReachWorld10
854[13:11] <thatanonymouse> it's a bit of a hackjob, the way they program their site
855[13:11] <reachworld10> Hmm thx for the info :)
856[13:11] <eternia_forever> lol
857[13:11] <thatanonymouse> theyre lucky they can make so much money from so little effort
858[13:12] <chalupaprince> lol
859[13:12] <betheallen> my time is 9 11
860[13:12] <chowb321> huh, patreon headquarters is next to my workplace lol
861[13:12] <darthradovanviking> haha
862[13:12] <eternia_forever> wtf
863[13:12] <sensationalmedia> Trolling on the internet? Who'd have thunk it. Kappa
864[13:12] <butter__my__bread> the Phil rule
865[13:12] <masamoon11> has phil ever played ico?
866[13:12] <jackwhite202> how is phil gonna play Shadow the hedgehog?
867[13:12] <crazywolf819> Hello
868[13:12] <stuart360> God the trolls are pathetic lol, its never ending
869[13:12] <bingbongdingdong7> at least they fixed!
870[13:12] <shyguysayshi> This job sounds really frustrating as you have to rely on others all the time
871[13:12] <theycallmejimbob> hey CrazyWolf819
872[13:12] <jackwhite202> there are no modern versions
873[13:12] <dspfandood> if it wins jack
874[13:12] <reachworld10> Don't think so? Can't remember if he did ICO
875[13:12] <thatanonymouse> lets all have fun everybody, and participate
876[13:12] <jackwhite202> and the game isnt backwards compatible
877[13:12] <dspfandood> also wii
878[13:12] <dspfandood> lol whut
879[13:12] <masamoon11> yeah like i know he did shadow of the Colossus
880[13:12] <akioartorius> @ReachWorld10 Phil didn't play ICO
881[13:13] <eternia_forever> resbit
882[13:13] <chowb321> phil needs to play ICO
883[13:13] <masamoon11> indeed he does
884[13:13] <eternia_forever> biggggggggggg
885[13:13] <inkrev_print> I thought I was late
886[13:13] <masamoon11> very good game
887[13:13] <jackwhite202> nevermind
888[13:13] <gravendarken> phil shutup with the begging, people will tip and sub as they please, no need to beg, its actually against twitch ToS to beg for tips/bits... look it up unless you want to get banned, you are walking a thin line buddy
889[13:13] <betheallen> zambius
890[13:13] <dspfandood> lol
891[13:13] <jackwhite202> found out Shadow is backwards compatible with the Xbox 360
892[13:13] <theycallmejimbob> welp
893[13:13] <pure_minua> please dont play that limp bizkit edit
894[13:13] <bytegeist> phil your way of doing shout outs is way too stilted and formal, you should really check out popular twitch streams and get a feel for twitch culture
895[13:13] <eternia_forever> we salute you dr
896[13:13] <naddodr> yeah those notification gifs are awesome
897[13:13] <goldencolts> play the intro again Kappa
898[13:13] <xthewrath93x> sup guys
899[13:13] <theycallmejimbob> Fred Durst is underappreciated :(
900[13:14] <thatanonymouse> give us limp bizkit!!!
901[13:14] <reachworld10> @gravendarken hear hear!~ (way of cheering)
902[13:14] <theycallmejimbob> hey xthewrath93x
903[13:14] <eternia_forever> play the intro @DarksydePhil
904[13:14] <xthewrath93x> @theycallmejimbob hey friend how goes it?
905[13:14] <theycallmejimbob> I'm good thanks xthewrath93x and yourself
906[13:14] <naddodr> all aboard the salt train!
907[13:14] <masamoon11> did you guys know theres a remake of shadow of the colossus coming in 2018?
908[13:14] <betheallen> here we go SwiftRage
909[13:14] <theycallmejimbob> :D stuart
910[13:14] <pure_minua> all of you asking o
911[13:14] <eplegutten> Hello Darth
912[13:14] <bingbongdingdong7> Kappa
913[13:14] <masamoon11> looks fucking dope
914[13:14] <xthewrath93x> @theycallmejimbob good too thanks
915[13:14] <auzziesly47adam> Great
916[13:14] <darthradovanviking> hello epole
917[13:14] <eplegutten> And Hello Phil
918[13:14] <akioartorius> ok grandpa Kappa
919[13:14] <eternia_forever> lol
920[13:14] <stuart360> Sorry Phil
921[13:14] <eternia_forever> yes
922[13:14] <re_avenger> yes
923[13:14] <goldencolts> intro PogChamp
924[13:14] <flyeaglesfly01> no
925[13:14] <thatanonymouse> yes Bizkit now!!
926[13:14] <bytegeist> yes!
927[13:14] <fedesso> please
928[13:14] <agoodrpg> Yes please!!
929[13:14] <pure_minua> no!
930[13:14] <eplegutten> lol
931[13:14] <msmonique> nah
932[13:14] <encelor> no
933[13:14] <crazywolf819> Yes
934[13:14] <inkrev_print> lol no
935[13:14] <auzziesly47adam> yes
936[13:14] <kingjezal> Yes
937[13:14] <tech0r> no
938[13:14] <bytegeist> intro pls
939[13:14] <chowb321> nooo
940[13:14] <jdomican> yes i missed it
941[13:14] <low_drag> YES Kreygasm
942[13:14] <leonaras> Hello everyone :) it is a wonderful evening and i am so happy to be here tonight :) lets hope for an amazing stream!
943[13:14] <goldencolts> do it big
944[13:14] <akioartorius> yes
945[13:14] <darthradovanviking> go for it !
946[13:14] <milesfordays> thank god my 35 minutes of ppv is over
947[13:14] <betheallen> no Kappa
948[13:14] <encelor> start the game
949[13:14] <bingbongdingdong7> yes
950[13:14] <lucifrend> yes
951[13:14] <unveilingknight2077> yes please
952[13:14] <thatanonymouse> cmon give us that bizkit
953[13:14] <vanclais009> YES
954[13:14] <sensationalmedia> *shrug*
955[13:14] <zachny07> yes
956[13:14] <theglitchking> yes
957[13:14] <a_scoundrel> no
958[13:14] <stuart360> go on then
959[13:14] <spookywun> no
960[13:14] <butter__my__bread> NO
961[13:14] <winderfiend764> Yes
962[13:14] <a_scoundrel> jump in
963[13:14] <toguro3> yes
964[13:14] <jackwhite202> yes
965[13:14] <eternia_forever> boot it
966[13:14] <kingjezal> I didn't see it...
967[13:14] <naddodr> yes
968[13:14] <eplegutten> awsome fan art here
969[13:14] <a_scoundrel> nooooo
970[13:15] <auzziesly47adam> yes and yes
971[13:15] <errnoent> YES
972[13:15] <thirdeyethethird> lol
973[13:15] <shyguysayshi> Nah
974[13:15] <clocktwerkrobot> I support people making content and all but if he shills like this all the time I have no interest in supporting.
975[13:15] <markymark52> yes
976[13:15] <pure_minua> i hate all of you
977[13:15] <hobox10> yes
978[13:15] <masamoon11> jesus
979[13:15] <a_scoundrel> noppe
980[13:15] <crazywolf819> YES
981[13:15] <thatanonymouse> cmoooon
982[13:15] <bloodbornenow> yes
983[13:15] <dark_stalkers95> no
984[13:15] <akioartorius> I didn't see it so yes
985[13:15] <eplegutten> yes, no
986[13:15] <faisalking11> yes no
987[13:15] <goldencolts> do it big son
988[13:15] <encelor> it feels long
989[13:15] <a_scoundrel> no
990[13:15] <dark_stalkers95> NOOOOOOO
991[13:15] <pure_minua> plz no
992[13:15] <thatanonymouse> yes!
993[13:15] <faisalking11> lol
994[13:15] <encelor> pls phil nooo
995[13:15] <goldencolts> yaaaaaaaaaaaas
996[13:15] <betheallen> DAMN IT
997[13:15] <reachworld10> Down in the saltmine we go, down down the deep Dark sloap~ woah woah down we go~
998[13:15] <vanclais009> yes
999[13:15] <unveilingknight2077> yay!
1000[13:15] <a_scoundrel> hell NOo
1001[13:15] <pure_minua> noone liked it
1002[13:15] <re_avenger> dspHmm dspHmm
1003[13:15] <theycallmejimbob> lets do this SwiftRage
1004[13:15] <thatanonymouse> hype central
1005[13:15] <encelor> muting twitch
1006[13:15] <bloodbornenow> haha, i love it
1007[13:15] <evildeadmrjohn> First boss of today's stream, the intro.
1008[13:15] <milesfordays> "now we're going to start the game" " BEfore we begin"
1009[13:15] <deadshot130> He hasn't started yet?
1010[13:15] <thatanonymouse> is that ben stiller??
1011[13:15] <lupracal> haHAA haHAA haHAA
1012[13:15] <dark_stalkers95> CRINGE
1013[13:15] <eplegutten> lol what is this
1014[13:15] <chalupaprince> babe
1015[13:15] <encelor> limp bizkit
1016[13:15] <crazywolf819> Lol
1017[13:15] <jdomican> hahaahaha
1018[13:15] <a_scoundrel> cringe baby
1019[13:15] <theycallmejimbob> Limp Bizkit hype SwiftRage
1020[13:15] <popsicolo> LUL
1021[13:15] <inkrev_print> TableHere
1022[13:15] <spookywun> haHAA
1023[13:15] <agoodrpg> lol
1024[13:15] <neospartanhesperos9> CoolStoryBob
1025[13:15] <nh_phantasma> LUL
1026[13:15] <reachworld10> ... wait, THIS WAS AN ACTUAL INTRO!?!!!!
1027[13:15] <unveilingknight2077> lmao
1028[13:15] <nightbot> ReachWorld10 -> Please do not abuse capital letters, thank you. [warning]
1029[13:15] <errnoent> lol
1030[13:15] <chowb321> eww
1031[13:15] <bloodbornenow> hahahaha
1032[13:15] <thatanonymouse> this is epic
1033[13:16] <masamoon11> hahahaha i never saw this before
1034[13:16] <bingbongdingdong7> undertaker is coming out
1035[13:16] <darthradovanviking> this is actually good :D
1036[13:16] <winderfiend764> Lmfao
1037[13:16] <jackwhite202> the cheese
1038[13:16] <re_avenger> EleGiggle
1039[13:16] <jesterkl> Its really good lol
1040[13:16] <jackwhite202> the cringe
1041[13:16] <emnay_i_say> link this
1042[13:16] <tacofister> forsenH forsenH forsenH
1043[13:16] <popsicolo> WutFace
1044[13:16] <deadshot130> Hahahahahahaha
1045[13:16] <akioartorius> dick lightining
1046[13:16] <auzziesly47adam> i love it :)
1047[13:16] <paddingtonbear187> FailFish BibleThump
1048[13:16] <errnoent> LMFAO
1049[13:16] <markymark52> Lame song.
1050[13:16] <inkrev_print> ArmL KappaQuick ArmR
1051[13:16] <eplegutten> :D
1052[13:16] <a_scoundrel> this is really bad
1053[13:16] <leewanner> HAhaha what am I seeing?
1054[13:16] <crazywolf819> xD
1055[13:16] <lewdragin> ghey
1056[13:16] <jesterkl> PJSalt
1057[13:16] <deadshot130> Did someone really make this
1058[13:16] <marshmelons> this is pure kino
1059[13:16] <bingbongdingdong7> american badass
1060[13:16] <sensationalmedia> was funny as fuck the first time honestly
1061[13:16] <mrjekyll16> This part Kappa
1062[13:16] <thatanonymouse> incredible
1063[13:16] <bytegeist> my great grandfather was a big fan of this band! so cool
1064[13:16] <betheallen> this sonf is awesome
1065[13:16] <stuart360> lol
1066[13:16] <kingjezal> That Mirror Knight salt
1067[13:16] <encelor> if only it was a different song :(
1068[13:16] <neospartanhesperos9> KEEP ROLLLIIINNN TriHard
1069[13:16] <popsicolo> It did it for the dookey
1070[13:16] <eplegutten> Nice
1071[13:16] <sensationalmedia> not bad though
1072[13:16] <spookywun> ok...
1073[13:16] <akioartorius> is this on youtube?
1074[13:16] <butter__my__bread> the rage is a nice touch
1075[13:16] <eplegutten> that was funny shit
1076[13:16] <flyeaglesfly01> lol
1077[13:16] <thirdeyethethird> ahhahaha
1078[13:16] <bloodbornenow> hahahha, that last clip of phil is priceless
1079[13:16] <thatanonymouse> that set the mood, let's goo :3
1080[13:16] <re_avenger> MiniK
1081[13:16] <betheallen> its not good
1082[13:16] <masamoon11> lol well then
1083[13:16] <stuart360> phil slamming the controller at the end is great
1084[13:16] <naddodr> yeah lol
1085[13:16] <auzziesly47adam> it is Great
1086[13:16] <popsicolo> FRED DURST WutFace
1087[13:16] <djruno1> I love the rage quit
1088[13:16] <dark_stalkers95> Keep rollin rollin rollin
1089[13:16] <a_scoundrel> not good, it was not good at all
1090[13:16] <unveilingknight2077> that was awesome
1091[13:16] <bytegeist> EleGiggle
1092[13:16] <chowb321> what the hell phil? its cringe
1093[13:17] <butter__my__bread> rage quit
1094[13:17] <dark_stalkers95> Lmaoo
1095[13:17] <djruno1> funny as fuck
1096[13:17] <low_drag> "great"
1097[13:17] <inkrev_print> Limp Bizkit is the best part
1098[13:17] <weskerstars> tihydp better thou
1099[13:17] <auzziesly47adam> :)
1100[13:17] <masamoon11> yeah the mirror knight was a bitch for me
1101[13:17] <theycallmejimbob> wow there was actually a headphones slam BeTheAllen
1102[13:17] <kingjezal> "Done, fuck this, fuck it, fuck it. It's a stupid boss fight."
1103[13:17] <bytegeist> Better than ripping your head off
1104[13:17] <sensationalmedia> the controller slams are the best to me
1105[13:17] <neospartanhesperos9> @DarthRadovanViking has cometh to set to fire all CurseLit MorphinTime SwiftRage MorphinTime CurseLit
1106[13:17] <killersgtgrunt> yeah that was pretty cringy
1107[13:17] <betheallen> yep jimbob
1108[13:17] <bakedessert> hahaha that alone sets the mood
1109[13:17] <bytegeist> Dark Souls Hype
1110[13:17] <bingbongdingdong7> never forget when the camera would move because of a controller slam
1111[13:17] <darthradovanviking> hahaha yeah @NeoSpartanHesperos9
1112[13:17] <encelor> lemme get my oreo's
1113[13:17] <faisalking11> love it
1114[13:17] <jackwhite202> best video ever
1115[13:17] <encelor> good video but the music ....
1116[13:17] <sensationalmedia> @bingbongdingdong7 never fails to make me laugh
1117[13:17] <d1mech> Sotfs is on Ps4? :o
1118[13:17] <betheallen> last i saw was he had 25 deaths where did the other 8 come from
1119[13:17] <butter__my__bread> Mirror Knight ironically is one of the better dks2 bosses
1120[13:17] <thatanonymouse> brb getting my heroin and syringes
1121[13:17] <naddodr> be nice to your headphones now Phil
1122[13:18] <inkrev_print> Girls cant resist Pablo Picasso
1123[13:18] <bytegeist> good times
1124[13:18] <leonaras> DansGame Norwegians
1125[13:18] <stuart360> Those were great time to be honest, i miss them
1126[13:18] <bingbongdingdong7> poor table
1127[13:18] <toguro3> I remember when he rage quit the first dark souls at blightown
1128[13:18] <butter__my__bread> Hand gestures and vibrating camera
1129[13:18] * silentgeneral just subscribed with a $4.99 sub! [mod=0;msg-id=sub;msg-param-months=0;msg-param-sub-plan-name=Channel\sSubscription\s(darksydephil);msg-param-sub-plan=1000;room-id=261767;subscriber=1;turbo=0;user-id=46993283]
1130[13:18] <sensationalmedia> @ThatAnonyMouse grab a crack rock for me while you're out
1131[13:18] <darthradovanviking> enjoy @ThatAnonyMouse
1132[13:18] <betheallen> FUMASS THE 7TH
1133[13:18] <auzziesly47adam> yes he did Great :)
1134[13:18] <masamoon11> how is scholar of the first sin? i never played it
1135[13:18] <betheallen> DUMASS*
1136[13:18] <popsicolo> Dumas the 7th
1137[13:18] <bytegeist> Dumass? What kind of dumb ass name is that supposed to be?
1138[13:18] <bytegeist> Kappa
1139[13:18] <ziibrah> back from my vacation :D time to watch some RAGE
1140[13:18] <d1mech> @thirdeyethethird gj👌
1141[13:18] <akioartorius> @thirdeyethethird is that video on youtube?
1142[13:18] <thirdeyethethird> lol ty
1143[13:18] <bingbongdingdong7> here we gogogog
1144[13:18] <thatanonymouse> does he have a pharrs lockstone? he can light up the whole area
1145[13:18] <deadshot130> tdogFish
1146[13:18] <toguro3> only 33 deaths? he had 33 deaths the 3rd level of crash 3 LOL
1147[13:18] <bingbongdingdong7> ALRIGHT!
1148[13:19] <sensationalmedia> No Man's Wharf?
1149[13:19] <masamoon11> only ever played normal ds2
1150[13:19] <toguro3> No mans sky??
1151[13:19] <cresstheangel> 33 deaths already? damn lol
1152[13:19] <thirdeyethethird> you can get the video in the fan art thread on the official kinf of hate forum
1153[13:19] <sensationalmedia> There's a door that links back I think.
1154[13:19] <stuart360> Dont forget the viking guy is here Phil who you can sell items to
1155[13:19] <masamoon11> lol i hated this area
1156[13:19] <thatanonymouse> tons of fire archers and demon creatures
1157[13:19] <bingbongdingdong7> ew
1158[13:19] <deadshot130> He should be lighting the sconces with his torch
1159[13:19] <thatanonymouse> they cause bleed damage
1160[13:19] <theycallmejimbob> swing and a miss
1161[13:19] <thatanonymouse> nasty fuckers
1162[13:19] <bytegeist> Did he finish DS2 before with expansions?
1163[13:19] <sensationalmedia> phil isn't doing a powerstance build?
1164[13:20] <toguro3> no powerstance?
1165[13:20] <sensationalmedia> it makes them back up
1166[13:20] <winderfiend764> Oh yeah they cause bleed don't they
1167[13:20] <lungil> has e killed pursuer?
1168[13:20] <akioartorius> @bytegeist yes
1169[13:20] <markymark52> It scares them.
1170[13:20] <betheallen> jimbob you got until 58 deaths :D
1171[13:20] <masamoon11> yes phil
1172[13:20] <thatanonymouse> torch repels them, but doesn't harm them
1173[13:20] <bytegeist> I see
1174[13:20] <naddodr> he's doing a Phil build
1175[13:20] <bloodbornenow> need the torch
1176[13:20] <theycallmejimbob> BeTheAllen it's gonna be different today
1177[13:20] <thatanonymouse> if you have a special butterfly you can lgith torches from anywhere
1178[13:20] <masamoon11> it scares them away too
1179[13:20] <salv88> bonfire
1180[13:20] <bloodbornenow> this area is a pain
1181[13:20] <encelor> the timer
1182[13:20] <bloodbornenow> light it on the bon fire
1183[13:20] <sensationalmedia> you need to light one at a fire
1184[13:20] <winderfiend764> Bonfire Phil
1185[13:20] <konseggx> Daveee
1186[13:20] <betheallen> jimbob ok i will remember you daid that
1187[13:20] <thatanonymouse> there's one of those butterflies hidden in this area somewhere
1188[13:20] <salv88> or flame butterfly
1189[13:20] <akioartorius> @bytegeist actually he stopped half way in the last dlc.
1190[13:20] <encelor> 43:
1191[13:20] <betheallen> said*
1192[13:20] <sensationalmedia> that 43:14 = torches
1193[13:20] <im_justchilling> duhhh
1194[13:20] <thatanonymouse> you have to find a lit torch before you can light one in your inventry
1195[13:20] <johnhogan1> why cant i have sideways chat with this twitch mibile update!
1196[13:20] <masamoon11> light it at a fire
1197[13:20] <bloodbornenow> hit switch action on bon fire to bring up torch
1198[13:20] <goldencolts> CurseLit TakeNRG
1199[13:20] <acanelo> Torch >>
1200[13:21] <msmonique> lol
1201[13:21] <thatanonymouse> find a lit torch in the environment
1202[13:21] <thenewfaceofcreation> lol
1203[13:21] <lupracal> haHAA haHAA haHAA
1204[13:21] <toiletanesthesia> You have to go to the bonfire
1205[13:21] <sensationalmedia> try the button you use for rations
1206[13:21] <encelor> the torch is the timer
1207[13:21] <thenewfaceofcreation> only phil
1208[13:21] <toiletanesthesia> And light it there
1209[13:21] <chowb321> equip tourch
1210[13:21] <masamoon11> go to a fire and click X
1211[13:21] <acanelo> It scares them away
1212[13:21] <chairmancaleb> @DarksydePhil Bonfire or use a butterfly if you have one.
1213[13:21] <kingjezal> Unless you have a flame butterfly, you can't unless there's a fire nearby.
1214[13:21] <ziibrah> bonfire
1215[13:21] <kingjezal> Flame butterfly
1216[13:21] <0megaj0ker> the torch is the timer
1217[13:21] <reachworld10> I'm back, Jimbob~ think Z Will join in, in a moment.
1218[13:21] <vanclais009> use fire bug from inventory
1219[13:21] <nrt08> twitch chat plays: Dark souls II
1220[13:21] <evildeadmrjohn> @DarksydePhil You can also use a Flame Butterfly.
1221[13:21] <thatanonymouse> there's a pharros locks in this area that lights up everything
1222[13:21] <sensationalmedia> or you could git gud and beat the shit out of him
1223[13:21] <zanzonyx> Yay DaS 2!
1224[13:21] <thirdeyethethird> get the torch friend
1225[13:21] <stuart360> Shortcut is near the ship Phil, no actualu bonfire here
1226[13:21] <spookywun> this is the most challenging area in the game imo since there isn't like 5 bonfires in the area like other area's but then again dsk2 is easy.
1227[13:21] <betheallen> it sucks? welp that is yo problem
1228[13:21] <agentmainez> old knight weapons are garbo
1229[13:21] <setoji> !uptime
1230[13:21] <theycallmejimbob> :D cahman BeTheAllen
1231[13:21] <thenewfaceofcreation> hmm
1232[13:22] <sensationalmedia> skill
1233[13:22] <setoji> !uptime .
1234[13:22] <zahvone> Thanks for watching my short stream guys lol. Seriously means a lot :D
1235[13:22] <xthewrath93x> my mans stuart you a coold dude
1236[13:22] <chalupaprince> use weapon of kisses
1237[13:22] <vanclais009> use fire bug
1238[13:22] <goldencolts> mace the ace
1239[13:22] <betheallen> jimbob it is the truth tho
1240[13:22] <im_justchilling> some things never change
1241[13:22] <theycallmejimbob> good stream Zahvone SeemsGood
1242[13:22] <zahvone> @DarksydePhil Just give that monster the good 'ol 1 2
1243[13:22] <setoji> !uptime
1244[13:22] <theycallmejimbob> you can't handle the truth BeTheAllen SwiftRage
1245[13:22] <rhoadsozzy25> lantern is a good weapon
1246[13:22] <masamoon11> just use your strongest weapon and kick their asses
1247[13:22] <thirdeyethethird> did phil kill the torch friend again?
1248[13:22] <zahvone> @theycallmejimbob Oh you. SeemsGood
1249[13:22] <thatanonymouse> there's a lot of demons hidden in the houses
1250[13:22] <bytegeist> @Darksydephil use the weapon of love! <3
1251[13:22] <winderfiend764> Go back to the Bonfire and light it there
1252[13:22] <betheallen> jimbob ok whrn you get humble pie today you wont be able to handle it
1253[13:22] <thatanonymouse> especilly upstairs
1254[13:22] <setoji> LUL
1255[13:22] <theycallmejimbob> wuuuuuuut dspShock
1256[13:23] <sensationalmedia> he was just trying to give you some fire, you didn't catch it
1257[13:23] <thenewfaceofcreation> wow dood
1258[13:23] <masamoon11> lmao
1259[13:23] <vanclais009> item in iventiry => fire bug
1260[13:23] <encelor> magic turned him around damn you magic!
1261[13:23] <sensationalmedia> here, let him try again Kappa
1262[13:23] <sensationalmedia> catch it this time phil
1263[13:23] <thirdeyethethird> @DarksydePhil dude the naked npc that holds a torch is not an enemy, he will follow you around
1264[13:23] <agentmainez> go to the shaded woods and get the black knight halberd there Kappa
1265[13:23] <inyolefti> ayyy DSP
1266[13:23] <bytegeist> it's a known bug, randomly turning around
1267[13:23] <encelor> cornerred
1268[13:23] <setoji> ayyyyyyy DSP cmonBruh
1269[13:23] <encelor> PogChamp
1270[13:23] <eternia_forever> Alright
1271[13:23] <darthradovanviking> nice little doggies
1272[13:23] <theycallmejimbob> uh oh NotLikeThis
1273[13:23] <zahvone> LOL
1274[13:23] <sensationalmedia> stun locked GG
1275[13:23] <unveilingknight2077> run
1276[13:23] <zahvone> NotLikeThis
1277[13:23] <unveilingknight2077> nooo
1278[13:23] <bytegeist> EleGiggle
1279[13:23] <theycallmejimbob> beginners trap dspDeath BeTheAllen
1280[13:23] <ericeericson> FrankerZ too strong
1281[13:23] <thatanonymouse> phil needs more endurance tbh, he's bereft of stamina
1282[13:23] <akioartorius> dead
1283[13:23] <spookywun> sumRip
1284[13:23] <masamoon11> LOL
1285[13:23] <goldencolts> FrankerZ
1286[13:23] <naddodr> great start
1287[13:23] <markymark52> dropped input
1288[13:23] <bingbongdingdong7> cheer15 first death of stream!
1289[13:24] <bakedessert> i spawn i DIE
1290[13:24] <setoji> ayyyyy DSP with the skillz bruh cmonBruh
1291[13:24] <thenewfaceofcreation> lol
1292[13:24] <bytegeist> 4Head 4Head 4Head
1293[13:24] <stuart360> use the mace Phil
1294[13:24] <burnout26> lobosDied
1295[13:24] <masamoon11> same phil
1296[13:24] <thenewfaceofcreation> git gud
1297[13:24] <growlitheappears> Mhh.. Phil not remembering how to use torches? That seems awkwardly familiar.
1298[13:24] <thatanonymouse> this area's a bitch
1299[13:24] <winderfiend764> Now you can light the torch now I guess
1300[13:24] <eternia_forever> @theycallmejimbob NotLikeThis NotLikeThis NotLikeThis NotLikeThis SeemsGood MingLee
1301[13:24] <setoji> ayyyyyy DSP you so godlike
1302[13:24] <inyolefti> no man's wharf is the shit lol
1303[13:24] <betheallen> jimbob not really more like he got backed into a corner and got ripped apart
1304[13:24] <markymark52> whatever you say game.
1305[13:24] <thirdeyethethird> @DarksydePhil dude the naked npc that holds a torch is not an enemy, he will follow you around
1306[13:24] <inyolefti> why does his halberd deal shit damage to the dogs
1307[13:24] <agentmainez> if you hate this part wait until you get to old iron keep
1308[13:24] <agentmainez> gank city
1309[13:24] <masamoon11> there!
1310[13:24] <theycallmejimbob> how was he supposed to know the dogs would follow em back there BeTheAllen
1311[13:24] <thatanonymouse> they wont be harmed by it, but theyll avoid you
1312[13:24] <masamoon11> yes they will
1313[13:24] <stuart360> I think everyone hates this area of the game
1314[13:24] <masamoon11> they will phil
1315[13:25] <thatanonymouse> they'll avoid lit torches in the environment tooo
1316[13:25] <betheallen> jimbob he wanted to lure one though
1317[13:25] <theycallmejimbob> torch hype SwiftRage
1318[13:25] <thatanonymouse> so you can make easy retreats'
1319[13:25] <encelor> wikings
1320[13:25] <im_justchilling> yeah, no sh*t
1321[13:25] <setoji> ayyyy DSP blaming the area
1322[13:25] <sensationalmedia> this area isn't that bad honestly
1323[13:25] <thirdeyethethird> i'll seep spamming this until he sees it @DarksydePhil dude the naked npc that holds a torch is not an enemy, he will follow you around
1324[13:25] <low_drag> use the winged spear
1325[13:25] <sensationalmedia> I hated the tower the most
1326[13:25] <thatanonymouse> he's using a heavy weapon, uses too much stamina
1327[13:25] <encelor> pretty sure you can counter with torch
1328[13:25] <bytegeist> This area isn't too bad, my least favorite area in DS2 has to be the Gutter
1329[13:25] <theycallmejimbob> it begins NotLikeThis
1330[13:25] <setoji> Kappa
1331[13:25] <naddodr> I just farmed the fuck out of this area lol
1332[13:25] <vanclais009> no need to hold the torch when you lit the fire
1333[13:25] <acanelo> Narrow hallway, using a long ass weapon, makes sense
1334[13:25] <cresstheangel> welp bye to those souls
1335[13:25] <salv88> kill them first them light the torch
1336[13:25] <donkyschlong69> git gud dood
1337[13:25] <vanclais009> switch to a shield
1338[13:25] <salv88> easy
1339[13:25] <0megaj0ker> it's Blight Town 2.0 Kappa
1340[13:25] <masamoon11> use a fast weapon
1341[13:25] <betheallen> jimbob that is already 2 in 10 minutes
1342[13:26] <im_justchilling> it's stoopid dood
1343[13:26] <sensationalmedia> you don't have to use the torch
1344[13:26] <thatanonymouse> he has enough dex to try a rapier, it's lighter and he could get out more jabs
1345[13:26] <betheallen> not even
1346[13:26] <inyolefti> why is his weapon so shit lol
1347[13:26] <setoji> ayyyyyy DSP
1348[13:26] <encelor> dumpfuck bumfuck
1349[13:26] <winderfiend764> At least you lit some torches
1350[13:26] <sensationalmedia> you could just git gud
1351[13:26] <chairmancaleb> @bytegeist, In Scholar, Iron Keep is my worst nightmare, lol.
1352[13:26] <vanclais009> don't hold the torch you just lit the fire
1353[13:26] <errnoent> lol
1354[13:26] <naddodr> kill the enemies first yo
1355[13:26] <errnoent> this dumbfuck torch
1356[13:26] <aleandspirits> the gutter, the iron castle, the monestary are far worse
1357[13:26] <kingjezal> Weapon is fine
1358[13:26] <theycallmejimbob> BeTheAllen he has the hang of it now
1359[13:26] <growlitheappears> I'm starting to get excited to see him dualwield. nwn
1360[13:26] <im_justchilling> this is bullshit dood!
1361[13:26] <weskerstars> he one-handing a halberd though
1362[13:26] <sensationalmedia> why did you think that was a good idea?
1363[13:26] <unveilingknight2077> trial and error
1364[13:26] <encelor> Pogchamp
1365[13:26] <setoji> fam you are getting rekt
1366[13:26] <inyolefti> >game is hardIT SUCKS
1367[13:26] <encelor> PogChamp
1368[13:26] <goldencolts> MiniK ArmR
1369[13:26] <thatanonymouse> he should put away the torch and kill these enemies first, no need for it now
1370[13:26] <theycallmejimbob> welp NotLikeThis
1371[13:26] <dippomagoo> This is actually one of my favorite areas in DS2, lol!
1372[13:26] <masamoon11> lmao
1373[13:26] <inyolefti> typical dsp
1374[13:26] <kingjezal> lobosDied
1375[13:26] <stuart360> There are more enemies as well compared to the orig game
1376[13:26] <sensationalmedia> let me turn my back on these enemies Kappa
1377[13:26] <thirdeyethethird> @DarksydePhil dude the naked npc that holds a torch is not an enemy, he will follow you around
1378[13:26] <burnout26> lobosDied
1379[13:26] <betheallen> jimbob yep he has the hang of it
1380[13:26] <eternia_forever> i have heard through the grapevine that this part of the game is the bane of Phil's existence MingLee MingLee @theycallmejimbob
1381[13:26] <bytegeist> @ChairmanCaleb, I kinda liked Iron Keep
1382[13:26] <stuart360> you have to do it Phil
1383[13:26] <kingjezal> Run past them, with a roll here and there.
1384[13:26] <darthradovanviking> fuck you area SwiftRage SwiftRage
1385[13:26] <bakedessert> dammmmn he got rekd in the back there
1386[13:26] <low_drag> just started and already hes rushing VoHiYo
1387[13:26] <thatanonymouse> he's doing good for onehanding anyways
1388[13:26] <winderfiend764> Use the new Flores to light the torch
1389[13:27] <winderfiend764> Fires*
1390[13:27] <nrt08> and the speedrun begins
1391[13:27] <inyolefti> why does he not run and get the shortcut
1392[13:27] <reachworld10> ... well that ended fast...
1393[13:27] <weskerstars> he was hoping he would be invincible during the torch lighting animation
1394[13:27] <jakxzero> Phil you're adding unnecessary deaths
1395[13:27] <sneaky_vape> The area doesnt suck you're just getting frustrated
1396[13:27] <theycallmejimbob> Eternia_Forever oh boy gonna be a bumpy stream :D
1397[13:27] <theycallmejimbob> GottaGo ArmL dspSurpriseddsp ArmR
1398[13:27] <betheallen> never good to just run through enemies to be honest
1399[13:27] <sensationalmedia> lmao
1400[13:27] <acanelo> Put the torch away god dammit and pull it out when you need to
1401[13:27] <thatanonymouse> bumrush the show
1402[13:27] <darthradovanviking> ouch
1403[13:27] <bytegeist> What's your favorite area out of all the Souls games? Sen's Fortress is a contender for sure
1404[13:27] <masternutella> That jump
1405[13:27] <setoji> rekt
1406[13:27] <encelor> Ayyy
1407[13:27] <cresstheangel> LOL
1408[13:27] <jdomican> ded
1409[13:27] <naddodr> lol
1410[13:27] <goldencolts> this area is pure kino
1411[13:27] <betheallen> ahahahahahahaah
1412[13:27] <butter__my__bread> ClappyHype ClappyDerp
1413[13:27] <donkyschlong69> LUL
1414[13:27] <bingbongdingdong7> ahhahaha
1415[13:27] <masamoon11> LOL!
1416[13:27] <sensationalmedia> the whole squad came out of nowhere
1417[13:27] <crazywolf819> xD
1418[13:27] <unveilingknight2077> lol
1419[13:27] <setoji> R E K T and S A L T Y
1420[13:27] <dooley258> Hahahhaa
1421[13:27] <winderfiend764> Spin to Win Phil
1422[13:27] <encelor> @DarksydePhil just kill them 1 by one don't rush bro
1423[13:27] <reachworld10> Never mind, THAT ended fast
1424[13:27] <bingbongdingdong7> the boys came for ya
1425[13:27] <xeranarth> Phil, you can always go kill the Pursuer instead if you hate this area so much.
1426[13:27] <sneaky_vape> You can light the torches off the things you lit ffs
1427[13:27] <eternia_forever> you aint lyeing SwiftRage SwiftRage SwiftRage @DarthRadovanViking
1428[13:27] <thatanonymouse> this is a pretty challenging area for the beginning of the game, takes a lotta resilience
1429[13:27] <eplegutten> Get Schwifty everybody
1430[13:27] <butter__my__bread> it actually has aome Miyazaki esque level design unlikemost of the game lol
1431[13:27] <darthradovanviking> haha
1432[13:28] <theycallmejimbob> oh boy
1433[13:28] <im_justchilling> Phil maybe don't rush and play carefully?
1434[13:28] <encelor> phil does not know how to kick?
1435[13:28] <butter__my__bread> moon2AWW
1436[13:28] <sensationalmedia> because your L1 is slow as fuck
1437[13:28] <chairmancaleb> @bytegeist, Anor Londo, it's a beautiful place.
1438[13:28] <encelor> @DarksydePhil use the bot to take out the archers
1439[13:28] <evildeadmrjohn> @DarksydePhil Phil, you should check if you have a Flame Butterfly in your inventory. You can use that for your torch.
1440[13:28] <setoji> cmonBruh
1441[13:28] <encelor> bow
1442[13:28] <sneaky_vape> He's playing impatiently that's why he's getting rekt
1443[13:28] <acanelo> Run past them
1444[13:28] <betheallen> jimbob i should count that as a death but it wasnt so i wont
1445[13:28] <growlitheappears> Yes, take your time DSP. If I wasn't used to the controls anyways I'd light torches, reequip my shield, bash the monsters and go back to light the torch.
1446[13:28] <eternia_forever> he hates this shit uhhhhhhhhhhhh well Phil you are the king of hate so very fitting @DarksydePhil @theycallmejimbob
1447[13:28] <masamoon11> Phil just fight the pursuer and use the big crosses to like two shot him
1448[13:28] <thatanonymouse> @EvilDeadMrJohn there's one in this area if he hasnt found it already tbh
1449[13:28] <arkhamknight130> Hey Phil how are you doing
1450[13:28] <masamoon11> cross bows*
1451[13:28] <naddodr> the game wants you to rush things and get fucked
1452[13:28] <sensationalmedia> nice lockon Kappa
1453[13:28] <thatanonymouse> plow that em effer
1454[13:29] <eplegutten> rick and morty is funny
1455[13:29] <theycallmejimbob> :D Eternia_Forever damn not sure he'd read that out if you sent it as a tip message
1456[13:29] <sneaky_vape> Just gotta be more patient Phil and you'll be all good.
1457[13:29] <beyond25> Ah, No man's wharf
1458[13:29] <im_justchilling> can't block, don't know how to block
1459[13:29] <bytegeist> @ChairmanCaleb, oh right, totally forgot about it - DS1 or DS3 version more?
1460[13:29] <encelor> use your bow
1461[13:29] <theycallmejimbob> give me a chance BeTheAllen NotLikeThis
1462[13:29] <butter__my__bread> r1 spam is king in dks2
1463[13:29] <setoji> this is hilarious
1464[13:29] <crazywolf819> Lol
1465[13:29] <unveilingknight2077> get 'em Phil
1466[13:29] <eternia_forever> lol @theycallmejimbob
1467[13:29] <setoji> EleGiggle
1468[13:29] <betheallen> jimbob i did you asked for 25 and i agreed
1469[13:29] <kingjezal> Use the halberd...
1470[13:29] <masamoon11> right in the ass Kappa
1471[13:29] <encelor> @DarksydePhil use your bow to take that archer out from distance
1472[13:29] <evildeadmrjohn> @ThatAnonyMouse I know, I just don't know if he already looted that one.
1473[13:29] <chairmancaleb> @bytegeist, Haven't gotten the chance to play ds3 yet, but I've played countless hours of ds1 and 2.
1474[13:29] <donkyschlong69> ruuuuuun
1475[13:29] <kingjezal> Out-range them
1476[13:29] <butter__my__bread> that guy said nope moon2COOL
1477[13:29] <eternia_forever> not meant as bad though at all @theycallmejimbob
1478[13:29] <stuart360> Use the Mace Phil;
1479[13:29] <darthradovanviking> yeah every weapon is. :D
1480[13:29] <thatanonymouse> damn, vikings on patrol
1481[13:30] <sneaky_vape> Yea use the bow to take out the archer
1482[13:30] <theycallmejimbob> ah I know Eternia_Forever you're only joking :D
1483[13:30] <thatanonymouse> mace should stagger somewhat
1484[13:30] <macktrucc> Uuuuhhhhhhhhhh
1485[13:30] <butter__my__bread> moon2MLEM
1486[13:30] <beyond25> Phil's enjoying his job I see.
1487[13:30] <thatanonymouse> dayum, he's nearly 2 shotting them
1488[13:30] <im_justchilling> guys don't forget to cheer with bits so Phil can eat during his stay-cation
1489[13:30] <agentmainez> lmfao
1490[13:30] <acanelo> And he gave up
1491[13:30] <brotherplaya> LUL
1492[13:30] <goldencolts> splash
1493[13:30] <theycallmejimbob> welp NotLikeThis
1494[13:30] <butter__my__bread> moon2GOOD
1495[13:30] <cresstheangel> LOL
1496[13:30] <donkyschlong69> hahahahhaha
1497[13:30] <deadshotaf> ffs
1498[13:30] <stuart360> lol
1499[13:30] <setoji> U IDIOT LUL
1500[13:30] <masamoon11> LOL
1501[13:30] <encelor> use the bow
1502[13:30] <mrjekyll16> Typical
1503[13:30] <jesterkl> LUL
1504[13:30] <ziibrah> LUL
1505[13:30] <betheallen> that counts jimmy
1506[13:30] <sensationalmedia> great game
1507[13:30] <butter__my__bread> splish splash i was taking a bath
1508[13:30] <betheallen> 5
1509[13:30] <sneaky_vape> Use the bow
1510[13:30] <theycallmejimbob> it does BeTheAllen :(
1511[13:30] <masamoon11> phil just try the pursuer
1512[13:30] <unveilingknight2077> cmonBruh
1513[13:30] <bytegeist> Why not go another route first? Did @Darksydephil already defeat the Giant?
1514[13:30] <yahirooda> yeah yeah yeah
1515[13:31] <setoji> cmonBruh
1516[13:31] <jackwhite202> shit
1517[13:31] <betheallen> jimbob now we are back to 20 deaths
1518[13:31] <butter__my__bread> until he gets to the next area
1519[13:31] <sneaky_vape> Why are you even here this early?
1520[13:31] <beyond25> the gutter is worst though
1521[13:31] <theycallmejimbob> didn't take long BeTheAllen ...
1522[13:31] <sensationalmedia> actually, I hated that one foggy area too
1523[13:31] <distantfuture88> everything is shit lmao
1524[13:31] <bytegeist> This area is completely optional isn't it?
1525[13:31] <betheallen> i gave you a extra 5 what happened
1526[13:31] <stuart360> They should of put another bonfire in this stage to be fair
1527[13:31] <thatanonymouse> it just needs poison darts
1528[13:31] <jackwhite202> blightowns cousin
1529[13:31] <sneaky_vape> The gutter is way worse i agree
1530[13:31] <butter__my__bread> blight town is so cake
1531[13:31] <low_drag> @bytegeist hes avoiding the pursuer for some reason
1532[13:31] <reachworld10> Patience, Padawan~
1533[13:31] <theycallmejimbob> he's getting used to the controls BeTheAllen
1534[13:31] <ziibrah> the gutter is blighttown
1535[13:31] <masamoon11> @bytegeist lol yes
1536[13:31] <mrjekyll16> U don`t have to fight them there
1537[13:31] <xeranarth> This area is optional, @bytegeist yes. You can kill Pursuer and get to Bastille that way.
1538[13:31] <betheallen> jimbob he isnt gino
1539[13:31] <distantfuture88> u did it late
1540[13:31] <sensationalmedia> hardest part about blighttown as a first time player is getting back
1541[13:31] <zybatzuu> Really never had a problem with this area
1542[13:31] <donkyschlong69> blwaaack doood
1543[13:31] <theycallmejimbob> :D BeTheAllen
1544[13:31] <eternia_forever> 98% of the time always joking and the other 2% when serious whoever it was directed at would know it . @theycallmejimbob
1545[13:31] <zordon666> if he hates this, he has no idea what is in store
1546[13:31] <bytegeist> Yeah, 2 ways to the Bastille
1547[13:31] <butter__my__bread> The DeS equalivelent is wayy harder
1548[13:32] <zybatzuu> Blighttown is the worst
1549[13:32] <thenewfaceofcreation> SURE DOOD
1550[13:32] <thatanonymouse> like a whiffle bat
1551[13:32] <theycallmejimbob> that's true Eternia_Forever I'm the same
1552[13:32] <sensationalmedia> blighttown and the archives are the worst areas in DS1
1553[13:32] <bingbongdingdong7> nice
1554[13:32] <thatanonymouse> fuck yo arrows
1555[13:32] <sneaky_vape> The morning star is trash why's he using that 😂😂
1556[13:32] <thatanonymouse> bye felicia
1557[13:32] <masamoon11> god i hated the archives
1558[13:32] <butter__my__bread> na the area from Demon's Souls. Valley of Defilement was worse trust me pal
1559[13:32] <bytegeist> This area is pretty small, blight town and the gutter suck much more
1560[13:32] <goldencolts> enemies will respawn
1561[13:32] <salv88> dude go buy a Mace and a Rapier from the merchant in Majula,they only cost like 1k souls each. you will steamroll everything
1562[13:32] <goldencolts> :(
1563[13:32] <dippomagoo> @Butter__My__Bread I actually found Valley of the Defiled easy, for some reason. Maybe I was overpowered by that point.
1564[13:32] <theycallmejimbob> remember that blue flame side quest in BOTW BeTheAllen :D
1565[13:32] <bingbongdingdong7> hahahah
1566[13:33] <distantfuture88> pulled the entire group
1567[13:33] <sensationalmedia> trying to figure out those bookcases pissed me off, everything is too samey, easy to get lost
1568[13:33] <kingjezal> Halberd
1569[13:33] <setoji> gangrape
1570[13:33] <masamoon11> estoc is bestoc Kappa
1571[13:33] <agentmainez> lmfao xD
1572[13:33] <thatanonymouse> 5 and a dog lmao
1573[13:33] <goldencolts> lul
1574[13:33] <thenewfaceofcreation> ....
1575[13:33] <boldiiii> LUL
1576[13:33] <luisb223> Hi everyone 👋
1577[13:33] <ziibrah> LOL
1578[13:33] <encelor> lulz
1579[13:33] <bingbongdingdong7> LOL
1580[13:33] <distantfuture88> lmao
1581[13:33] <tacofister> LUL
1582[13:33] <donkyschlong69> omg lol
1583[13:33] <crazywolf819> LOL
1584[13:33] <thatanonymouse> AND archers
1585[13:33] <brotherplaya> uh oh
1586[13:33] <zordon666> ur dead lol
1587[13:33] <thenewfaceofcreation> lol
1588[13:33] <low_drag> LUL
1589[13:33] <jesterkl> Locking on against many enemies LUL
1590[13:33] <ziibrah> HAHAHAH
1591[13:33] <betheallen> jimbob yes i do
1592[13:33] <sneaky_vape> Hahahaha
1593[13:33] <jdomican> rip
1594[13:33] <unveilingknight2077> lul
1595[13:33] <matek401> hello and lol
1596[13:33] <setoji> this is fkin hilarious xD
1597[13:33] <gxpopcorn69> ack
1598[13:33] <kingjezal> Why did he stop sing the halberd?
1599[13:33] <thenewfaceofcreation> sure dood
1600[13:33] <mrjekyll16> Wow
1601[13:33] <thatanonymouse> you dont have to do this now
1602[13:33] <reachworld10> What are the chances when i go out with the dogs for a while, that he's stuck here when i come back?
1603[13:33] <lupracal> haHAA haHAA haHAA
1604[13:33] <unveilingknight2077> OpieOP
1605[13:33] <bytegeist> @Darksydephil just go the OTHER way to the Bastille
1606[13:33] <thenewfaceofcreation> bad idea
1607[13:33] <distantfuture88> locking onto enemies making it hard tosee where u going
1608[13:33] <butter__my__bread> Yea if u go there early its pretty rough @dippomagoo
1609[13:33] <leewanner> It's like phil is narrating his own game play
1610[13:33] <crazywolf819> Cahm ahn
1611[13:33] <goldencolts> PogChamp speedrun tech
1612[13:33] <sensationalmedia> No Man's Wharf confirmed to be a casual filter.
1613[13:33] <setoji> oh hes running now guys
1614[13:33] <sneaky_vape> So much salt
1615[13:33] <thenewfaceofcreation> very BAD IDEA
1616[13:33] <mrjekyll16> So bad
1617[13:33] <setoji> hes running
1618[13:33] <low_drag> go fight the purse user in the forest SwiftRage
1619[13:33] <encelor> PJSalt
1620[13:33] <dooley258> I'm cheering if he makes it
1621[13:33] <yahirooda> yeah that was expected
1622[13:33] <theycallmejimbob> GottaGo ArmL dspShock ArmR
1623[13:33] <spookywun> bad idea lol
1624[13:33] <distantfuture88> running through and going to get killed easier
1625[13:33] <setoji> better strat just leg it
1626[13:33] <shyguysayshi> That's not going to work
1627[13:33] <leonaras> DansGame Difficulty DansGame
1628[13:33] <gxpopcorn69> HAHHAHAHAA
1629[13:33] <zordon666> you cant run past this
1630[13:33] <unveilingknight2077> TearGlove
1631[13:33] <butter__my__bread> dks3 ringed city 2.0
1632[13:33] <oinkerdude> you can't run from your problems Keepo
1633[13:33] <sneaky_vape> inb4 Sub 60 speedrun Kappa
1634[13:33] <reachworld10> No... he's not... he is! Oh no
1635[13:33] <nightbot> ReachWorld10 -> Please do not spam symbols, thanks. [warning]
1636[13:33] <neontable> dspHmm
1637[13:33] <butter__my__bread> moon2DUMB moon2DUMB moon2DUMB
1638[13:33] <masamoon11> fight the pursuer dude!
1639[13:33] <thenewfaceofcreation> lol
1640[13:33] <gxpopcorn69> FAKE NEWS
1641[13:33] <beyond25> Damn his job is really really hard
1642[13:33] <setoji> PJSalt
1643[13:33] <mrjekyll16> This isn`t even difficult
1644[13:33] <sensationalmedia> I don't remember either tbh.
1645[13:34] <distantfuture88> insult the stream chat
1646[13:34] <masamoon11> go through the forest
1647[13:34] <setoji> PJSalt PJSalt PJSalt PJSalt
1648[13:34] <gxpopcorn69> PJSalt
1649[13:34] <zybatzuu> Don't tell him shit please
1650[13:34] <bytegeist> Relax, it's just a game
1651[13:34] <yahirooda> you dont know anything we get it
1652[13:34] <sensationalmedia> Why so mad though? It's just a friendly suggestion. :D
1653[13:34] <sneaky_vape> Salt
1654[13:34] <goldencolts> ruuun
1655[13:34] <theycallmejimbob> it begins NotLikeThis
1656[13:34] <zordon666> running isnt going to solve your problems, ur just going to get ganked
1657[13:34] <thenewfaceofcreation> u are below that phil
1658[13:34] <leonaras> EleGiggle EleGiggle EleGiggle
1659[13:34] <distantfuture88> just insult those viewers
1660[13:34] <toiletanesthesia> Just wait until you get to the Gutter lmao
1661[13:34] <thatanonymouse> there's a couple other areas he could go from here instead
1662[13:34] <joesephgerbilz> cheer10 After you fight pursuer, there's a bird's nest you can curl up in that takes you to the lost bastille
1663[13:34] <dippomagoo> @Butter__My__Bread I think I did it as I late as I possibly could have.
1664[13:34] <zybatzuu> Git gud
1665[13:34] <tulliuscicero25> you need to actually kill things
1666[13:34] <thenewfaceofcreation> so bad
1667[13:34] <tacofister> forsenE
1668[13:34] <growlitheappears> Usally running trough turna out to be even more frustrating. Good luck reaching the boat with enemies in your back and confronting you. uwu
1669[13:34] <sneaky_vape> It begun about 10 mins ago Jimbob 😂
1670[13:34] <thatanonymouse> fuck yo shit
1671[13:34] <gxpopcorn69> fuck u dumdasses in the stream chat
1672[13:34] <bingbongdingdong7> ahahhahahaha
1673[13:34] <tulliuscicero25> you are not a speed runner lol
1674[13:34] <sensationalmedia> OSFrog : Light! Reeeeeee!
1675[13:34] <jaycevecc> Dsp fatty
1676[13:34] <bytegeist> @Darksydephil just saying this is an optional area and Dark Souls game are about exploring, you don't have to butt your head against an area you don't like, just explore another area
1677[13:34] <naddodr> Panic run!!!
1678[13:34] <reachworld10> Well Phil you did play DS-games a whole lot so it was to be expected. To others, not really. Just so
1679[13:34] <agentmainez> lmfao xD
1680[13:35] <agentmainez> didnt ring the bell
1681[13:35] <marshmelons> dsp is still one of the best gamers in the Washington state and the best in Connecticut
1682[13:35] <theycallmejimbob> that's true Sneaky_Vape :D
1683[13:35] <sensationalmedia> OSfrog
1684[13:35] <chairmancaleb> Has Phil fought old dragon slayer yet?
1685[13:35] <goldencolts> welp
1686[13:35] <thatanonymouse> run down and towards the pier
1687[13:35] <spookywun> he missed the bell LUL
1688[13:35] <tacofister> LUL
1689[13:35] <setoji> nope they will chase you down
1690[13:35] <thatanonymouse> not like that
1691[13:35] <crazywolf819> XD
1692[13:35] <re_avenger> lol
1693[13:35] <gxpopcorn69> YASSSSSSSS
1694[13:35] <jackwhite202> ded
1695[13:35] <bingbongdingdong7> plunge
1696[13:35] <setoji> nice
1697[13:35] <sneaky_vape> There are so many great items here ffs 😂😂
1698[13:35] <thenewfaceofcreation> ..
1699[13:35] <goldencolts> lmao
1700[13:35] <thenewfaceofcreation> see
1701[13:35] <jackwhite202> XD
1702[13:35] <msmonique> rofl
1703[13:35] <masamoon11> LMAO
1704[13:35] <naddodr> that went well
1705[13:35] <setoji> GREAT ONE LUL
1706[13:35] <thirdeyethethird> oh man haahhahaha
1707[13:35] <betheallen> the guy followed him
1708[13:35] <flyeaglesfly01> Pulled it off lol
1709[13:35] <encelor> PJSalt
1710[13:35] <burnout26> lobosFall
1711[13:35] <masternutella> I loved how the enemy jump aswell
1712[13:35] <bowlofbran> hai Phil! HeyGuys
1713[13:35] <betheallen> :D
1714[13:35] <donkyschlong69> ackackackackack
1715[13:35] <markymark52> Phil's being an asshole right now.
1716[13:35] <unveilingknight2077> YouDontSay
1717[13:35] <setoji> PJSalt
1718[13:35] <sensationalmedia> we speedrunning now
1719[13:35] <thenewfaceofcreation> thats why rushing is a bad idea
1720[13:35] <luisb223> 😂
1721[13:35] <yahirooda> he took the plunge yeah look
1722[13:35] <sneaky_vape> Pulled it off SeemsGood
1723[13:35] <dark_stalkers95> Took the plunge lmfao
1724[13:35] <macktrucc> EleGiggle
1725[13:35] <hikistream> relax and take your time man
1726[13:35] <stuart360> Youwill miss the merchant Phil
1727[13:35] <eplegutten> its time to get schwifty and take off my pant, and take a shit on the floor, yeah.
1728[13:35] <reachworld10> Ugh... that sounded dirty.
1729[13:35] <thenewfaceofcreation> wow
1730[13:35] <boldiiii> I am fast as fuck boiiiiii 4Head
1731[13:35] <dippomagoo> I seriously never had nearly this much trouble here, and I suck at these games. And yes, I always do this place early.
1732[13:35] <gxpopcorn69> ONCE
1733[13:35] <bytegeist> 4Head
1734[13:35] <gxpopcorn69> TELL HIM
1735[13:35] <thatanonymouse> the pursuer is the swordmaster back in the forest
1736[13:35] <setoji> hah hes taking the piss out of cheers now
1737[13:35] <ziibrah> there was no pursuer boss fight in original DS2
1738[13:35] <betheallen> delta i know i never rush even if i am raging
1739[13:36] <thatanonymouse> there's a bonfire right beside him, basically
1740[13:36] <beyond25> rushing through areas => no souls to level up. it'll bite him in the ass later on for sure
1741[13:36] <eplegutten> Rick & morty for the win DarksydePhil
1742[13:36] <thenewfaceofcreation> huge fan of dark souls dood
1743[13:36] <bytegeist> The pursuer is right behind you!!!
1744[13:36] <gxpopcorn69> U HAVE 2 EXPLAIN
1745[13:36] <encelor> InuyoFace
1746[13:36] <macktrucc> SeemsGood
1747[13:36] <bytegeist> watch out
1748[13:36] <mrjekyll16> You fought him LOL
1749[13:36] <burnout26> lobosGoldBlank
1750[13:36] <naddodr> he's near the big sword
1751[13:36] <masamoon11> hes in the forest!
1752[13:36] <sensationalmedia> For the love of god, please stop giving Joseph Goebbels shoutouts. :D
1753[13:36] <thatanonymouse> the bonfire with the merchant lady iirc
1754[13:36] <bytegeist> Phil such a hardcore gamer Kappa
1755[13:36] <zybatzuu> Streamchat plays dark souls again :(
1756[13:36] <zahvone> @theycallmejimbob Were you serious about the crash run? lol
1757[13:36] <macktrucc> CrreamAwk
1758[13:36] <zordon666> stop telling him about the persuer, he needs to do this area
1759[13:36] <eplegutten> He have a death counter?
1760[13:36] <jackwhite202> so guys when phil is on time off can we come and chat here?
1761[13:36] <thenewfaceofcreation> yea
1762[13:36] <eplegutten> woot?
1763[13:36] <bytegeist> backseat gaming is best gaming
1764[13:36] <encelor> InuyoFace 👍
1765[13:36] <theycallmejimbob> that may of been a tongue in cheek comment Zahvone :D
1766[13:36] <jounatsi> blow your nose phil, that helped a lot in dark souls 1
1767[13:36] <goldencolts> it would be extremely painful
1768[13:36] <an_ohio_fan> @eplegutten above his camera
1769[13:36] <enzio814> He fought the fucking guy in his first play through lmao cmon Phil
1770[13:36] <leonaras> @Darksydephil if you make it past those fire weak monsters without the torch the other ones wont follow you. The torch extends aggro ranges.
1771[13:36] <thatanonymouse> lmao this is increddible
1772[13:36] <hankhillpropanegod> well u arent sanic streamer u dont run that fast tdogTrigger
1773[13:36] <zaxbys_sauce> an air o
1774[13:36] <acanelo> Wait does Phil not know about the Pursuer?
1775[13:37] <mrjekyll16> As if running changes the Arrow his direction
1776[13:37] <paddingtonbear187> @macktrucc u and rich piana frienda again big dawg? 4Head
1777[13:37] <eplegutten> an_ohio_fan: but...
1778[13:37] <macktrucc> VaultBoy use Vats phil
1779[13:37] <an_ohio_fan> I should say facecam
1780[13:37] <thatanonymouse> hahaha
1781[13:37] <chairmancaleb> cheer10 May I make a suggestion? Go back and fight The Pursuer back in Forest of the Giants. there's a locked door in that area that keeps you the view of the ocean. Old Dragonslayer is available at Heide's Tower as well (not sure if you fought him yet).
1782[13:37] <zahvone> @theycallmejimbob because I swear I'd try that lol. Although I don't think I've developed the community enough yet SeemsGood
1783[13:37] <hankhillpropanegod> streamer is a ds2 god tdogRat
1784[13:37] <zahvone> XD
1785[13:37] <sensationalmedia> Rewind the game like Forza.
1786[13:37] <zordon666> he needs to beat this area, he cant just cheat
1787[13:37] <growlitheappears> Jounatsi, LOL xD
1788[13:37] <eplegutten> Normaly there are other doing a death counte rif you get my drift?
1789[13:37] <setoji> fml he is going faster than a sanic streamer
1790[13:37] <encelor> hahaha
1791[13:37] <butter__my__bread> @dippomagoo i think its the hardest bc the status ailments and damage over time enemies coupled with one of the hardest hitting enemies makes it a doozy. The two black phantoms u can fight are vicious too
1792[13:37] <beyond25> aaaaaand dead...
1793[13:37] <jackwhite202> @SensationalMedia sadly not an option
1794[13:37] <sneaky_vape> Phil go through the 2nd DLC to the Bastille Kappa
1795[13:37] <theycallmejimbob> maybe to celebrate hitting 1k followers Zahvone
1796[13:37] <yarnigc> close one
1797[13:37] <sensationalmedia> Kappa @jackwhite202
1798[13:37] <thatanonymouse> incredible luck here and skill
1799[13:37] <bytegeist> phil becoming a part of the speedrunning community PogChamp
1800[13:37] <masamoon11> its not cheating lmao it's simply an alternate route
1801[13:38] <thatanonymouse> i hear this sword is gr8
1802[13:38] <masamoon11> it is
1803[13:38] <evildeadmrjohn> Guts cosplay.
1804[13:38] <sensationalmedia> ultra greatsword wowza dood
1805[13:38] <encelor> Ultra greatsword
1806[13:38] <jaycevecc> CoolStoryBob
1807[13:38] <cresstheangel> its an ultra greatsword. Not the greatest for PvE
1808[13:38] <zahvone> @theycallmejimbob Ah man that is so far away. Right now I'm focused on just seeing if it's something I'd be able to do. I think once I get to talking and interacting it becomes MUCH easier on me lol
1809[13:38] <masamoon11> guts sword bruh
1810[13:38] <0megaj0ker> That sword is really good
1811[13:38] <thatanonymouse> you just need to reach the pier below and kick down the bridge
1812[13:38] <butter__my__bread> that's tye Gut's sword yo moon2AMAZING
1813[13:38] <yahirooda> no you dont remember it
1814[13:38] <killersgtgrunt> takes a lot of guts to use that sword
1815[13:38] <goldencolts> how come there are no GoodSwords
1816[13:38] <sneaky_vape> Ultra Greatsword Kreygasm
1817[13:38] <eplegutten> Normaly if people make vids of this, they add counters.
1818[13:38] <winderfiend764> Naw Crypt Sword it's Guts sword
1819[13:38] <sensationalmedia> @0megaj0ker ultra great, in fact
1820[13:38] <jaycevecc> Darksydephil
1821[13:38] <shyguysayshi> Ahahah but you just said you don't remember where to go
1822[13:38] <eplegutten> So this is new.
1823[13:38] <encelor> Dragon slayer?
1824[13:38] <ziibrah> @CressTheAngel it was my main sword for DS2 lol
1825[13:38] <dippomagoo> @Butter__My__Bread At this point, none of those areas are that bad for me, though I like The Gutter the least, just because Black Gulch comes immediately after, and just drives me nuts. Both Valley and Blighttown are fine for me, at this point.
1826[13:38] <bytegeist> They changed enemy and item locations for Scholar though
1827[13:38] <thatanonymouse> it starts spamming multiple enemies here
1828[13:39] <thatanonymouse> a lotta vikings
1829[13:39] <theycallmejimbob> so far so good Zahvone although you couldn't do much interaction today with all the cut scenes
1830[13:39] <bingbongdingdong7> ahha
1831[13:39] <sensationalmedia> did he run into that merchant dood yet?
1832[13:39] <d1mech> how is this on ps4?
1833[13:39] <thatanonymouse> calls the boss fight
1834[13:39] <theycallmejimbob> ah-ha
1835[13:39] <mrjekyll16> @d1mech Great
1836[13:39] <encelor> Spook ship
1837[13:39] <setoji> re release @d1mech
1838[13:39] <thatanonymouse> you still need to kick down a bridge iirc
1839[13:39] <reachworld10> Huh, spamming. Ironic, really
1840[13:39] <sneaky_vape> @d1mech FailFish
1841[13:39] <killersgtgrunt> has dsp played the berserk game that came out this year?
1842[13:39] <eternia_forever> ahhhhhhhhhh haaaaaaaaaaa @theycallmejimbob
1843[13:39] <toiletanesthesia> Black Gulch is indeed the worst area in the game. Easily.
1844[13:40] <masamoon11> @killersgtgrunt no unfortunately
1845[13:40] <d1mech> oh ok @setoji didnt even know hah
1846[13:40] <butter__my__bread> @dippomagoo Gutter is easy once u know the best route. Black Gulch i love bc it's one of tye few zones that can rattoe me and make me play patiently
1847[13:40] <jackwhite202> @killersgtgrunt no
1848[13:40] <thatanonymouse> demons in there
1849[13:40] <theycallmejimbob> :D Eternia_Forever I think he's getting the hang of the game now
1850[13:40] <zahvone> @theycallmejimbob That's what I was trying to avoid, was talking over cutscenes and making jokes lol. Glad you understand though. Thank you!
1851[13:40] <thatanonymouse> lotta demons in building
1852[13:40] <thatanonymouse> *buildings here
1853[13:40] <jackwhite202> @killersgtgrunt i dont even think he knew about it
1854[13:40] <eternia_forever> indeed @theycallmejimbob
1855[13:40] <thirdeyethethird> you can backstab them
1856[13:40] <donkyschlong69> PICK up the item!!!!
1857[13:40] <sensationalmedia> couldn't seal the deal
1858[13:40] <ziibrah> @toiletanesthesia the DLC area leading to blue smelter is worse
1859[13:40] <sensationalmedia> what the fuck is that?
1860[13:40] <taurusoxford> NINJA
1861[13:40] <thatanonymouse> those guys causse bleed damgae but they're easy to kill
1862[13:40] <bobbi_ling> TEAM NINJA
1863[13:40] <thatanonymouse> ninja em effers
1864[13:41] <winderfiend764> Ninjas!!!! Wh
1865[13:41] <theycallmejimbob> no worries Zahvone keep up the good work
1866[13:41] <stuart360> Did Phil really not see that item?
1867[13:41] <mrjekyll16> I ``remember`` this area Kappa
1868[13:41] <encelor> kasumi ninja Kappa
1869[13:41] <theycallmejimbob> hey Bobbi R)
1870[13:41] <sensationalmedia> he always sips at the worst time NotLikeThis
1871[13:41] <sneaky_vape> WOW DOOD
1872[13:41] <kingjezal> Thank god he's using the halberd
1873[13:41] <thatanonymouse> there's a few more below
1874[13:41] <bobbi_ling> oi oi
1875[13:41] <masamoon11> its those ninjas that help the boss
1876[13:41] <butter__my__bread> its way worse in SotFS tho bc of the pertified gyy blocking the 2nd bonfire.
1877[13:41] <goldencolts> hang in there!
1878[13:41] <winderfiend764> I thought they were New Game Plus only
1879[13:41] <hobox10> yeah lol waits to heal until the enemy is coming back
1880[13:41] <zahvone> @theycallmejimbob Your words of encouragement are severely appreciated.
1881[13:41] <evildeadmrjohn> Not in Scholar of the First Sin.
1882[13:41] <setoji> just use the kick you can kick em off cmon wtf
1883[13:41] <naddodr> almost there
1884[13:41] <masamoon11> @winderfiend764 well this is scholar of the first sin. they changed stuff up
1885[13:41] <thatanonymouse> the shortcuts straight down there, dont worry about these buildings just yet
1886[13:41] <sneaky_vape> The actual scholar of the first sin armour is really bad ass
1887[13:41] <thatanonymouse> oh dayum he found it
1888[13:42] <cresstheangel> PogChamp
1889[13:42] <thatanonymouse> theyre not mimicks
1890[13:42] <boldiiii> Kappa
1891[13:42] <neospartanhesperos9> who did the PJsalt cheer, that's rude as hell PJSalt \\ StoneLightning
1892[13:42] <donkyschlong69> *insert Zelda sound*
1893[13:42] <yahirooda> that me
1894[13:42] <masamoon11> mimic Kappa
1895[13:42] <kingjezal> Halberd is great here
1896[13:42] <stuart360> I hope he finds the merchant
1897[13:42] <bobbi_ling> so about that covenant of champions phil
1898[13:42] <neospartanhesperos9> nah, it says MsMonique CoolStoryBob
1899[13:42] <thatanonymouse> there's an npc around here, dont kill him
1900[13:42] <butter__my__bread> I only played dks2 scholar for the pvp and never did a legit run bc a Twitch bro dropped me everything to expedite the process
1901[13:42] <kingjezal> Gavlan Wheeel
1902[13:42] <killersgtgrunt> ah that kinda sucks,but tbf theres no reason play play the game if your not a fan of it
1903[13:42] <taurusoxford> GAVLAN WHEEL
1904[13:42] <taurusoxford> GAVLAN DEAL
1905[13:42] <masternutella> The fuck kinda dwarf is that
1906[13:43] <thenewfaceofcreation> lol
1907[13:43] <goldencolts> thats a dwarf? hes p tall
1908[13:43] <kallshn> hey asshole
1909[13:43] <betheallen> DWARF HYPE
1910[13:43] <setoji> I AM GROOT lul
1911[13:43] <winderfiend764> Gavlan!
1912[13:43] <encelor> he is gwens pubes
1913[13:43] <masternutella> No dwarf aint that tall
1914[13:43] <thatanonymouse> the dwarf is taller than dumass
1915[13:43] <darthradovanviking> that isn't a dwarf they are smal
1916[13:43] <deadshotaf> giant dwarf Kappa
1917[13:43] <theycallmejimbob> wheeling dealing Gavlan
1918[13:43] <sneaky_vape> GAVLAN = HODOR of Dark Souls
1919[13:43] <setoji> SPKFace
1920[13:43] <thatanonymouse> oh shit you can sell to him
1921[13:43] <kingjezal> You sell stuff here.
1922[13:43] <d1mech> pretty huge for a dwarf
1923[13:43] <bytegeist> More like the fatso
1924[13:43] <masamoon11> GAVLAN WHEEL GAVLAN DEAL
1925[13:43] <nightbot> masamoon11 -> Please do not abuse capital letters, thank you. [warning]
1926[13:43] <butter__my__bread> Such a light hearted mofo
1927[13:43] <esteglefire> kreygasm500 DARKSOULS!!
1928[13:43] <kingjezal> Only vendor
1929[13:44] <boldiiii> Omg his tankard has unlimited beer PogChamp
1930[13:44] <betheallen> kill the dwarf he is too short
1931[13:44] <bobbi_ling> buy the poison knives, they are useful
1932[13:44] <motoko__kusanagi> then die and lose the souls a minute later LUL
1933[13:44] <0megaj0ker> Ultra Great-sword is really good weapon
1934[13:44] <goldencolts> you didnt read his message Kappa
1935[13:44] <masamoon11> yeah poison knifes are really good
1936[13:44] <evildeadmrjohn> It is.
1937[13:44] <hobox10> dont sell gear the souls are minuscule lol
1938[13:44] <sneaky_vape> Gavlan Wheel Gavlan Deal
1939[13:44] <setoji> LUL @motoko__kusanagi
1940[13:44] <thatanonymouse> sell binoculars
1941[13:44] <kingjezal> Poison knives are too cheesy. Stick with ADP
1942[13:44] <betheallen> OI OI
1943[13:44] <butter__my__bread> he's not a dwarf but some hybrid manifestation that only exists in DkS2
1944[13:44] <winderfiend764> Money? Maybe a few 1000 I guess
1945[13:44] <macktrucc> Ton of money Kappa
1946[13:44] <motoko__kusanagi> you mean everything in DS2 @Butter__My__Bread
1947[13:44] <thatanonymouse> sell bandit knife, and the axe
1948[13:44] <silver_arbiter> Hey guys, don't halberds suck in DS2? I could have sworn they suck in this game.
1949[13:44] <bobbi_ling> thats a late oi beth
1950[13:44] <xthewrath93x> im rocking the dwarf build in real life bruh 5'8
1951[13:44] <masamoon11> nah they good af
1952[13:44] <jesterkl> Its useless to sell
1953[13:44] <setoji> make sure you dont die and lose those souls
1954[13:45] <butter__my__bread> pretty much but u had Demons in DeS xD
1955[13:45] <motoko__kusanagi> they don't "suck" they're just tricky because of the sweetspot mechanic @Silver_Arbiter
1956[13:45] <motoko__kusanagi> they do really good damage
1957[13:45] <bytegeist> but @Darksydephil, thinks about the fashion!
1958[13:45] <thatanonymouse> he shouldve gotten the shortcut first tbh
1959[13:45] <encelor> ugh that drinking noise is anoying
1960[13:45] <motoko__kusanagi> you just have to hit with the actual blade of the weapon
1961[13:45] <thatanonymouse> p good
1962[13:45] <betheallen> i didnt see you sneak in bobbi
1963[13:45] <betheallen> you a ninja
1964[13:45] <bobbi_ling> GULP GULP
1965[13:45] <winderfiend764> The collector in mean is horrified at you selling all dat
1966[13:45] <silver_arbiter> Oh yeah the bullshit "sweet spot" mechanic.
1967[13:45] <winderfiend764> Me*
1968[13:46] <butter__my__bread> There's some real abominations in dks2 especially when u get to the King's brother's estate
1969[13:46] <thatanonymouse> there's a shortcut by the water, a bridge to kick
1970[13:46] <darthradovanviking> OMG phil almost died. Pew! that was a close one. Imagine that
1971[13:46] <encelor> Rip
1972[13:46] <betheallen> ahahahah
1973[13:46] <masamoon11> @silver_arbiter that's realism for you Kappa
1974[13:46] <cresstheangel> that one area where theres a shit ton of spitting statues that poison you is the reason why I'll never play DS2 again lol
1975[13:46] <encelor> Pogchamp
1976[13:46] <betheallen> random guy jumped on him
1977[13:46] <encelor> PogChamp
1978[13:46] <kingjezal> You got the shortcut already.
1979[13:46] <naddodr> *facepalm*
1980[13:46] <jesterkl> RIP souls
1981[13:46] <thatanonymouse> forward
1982[13:46] <bobbi_ling> thos assassins are hot Kreygasm
1983[13:46] <burnout26> torch went out rolled into water
1984[13:46] <setoji> CoolStoryBob
1985[13:46] <betheallen> dspFacepalm
1986[13:46] <thatanonymouse> the knock down, yeah
1987[13:46] <kingjezal> That's it. You don't get another shortcut.
1988[13:46] <motoko__kusanagi> literally "knock down" option
1989[13:46] <bytegeist> such graceful gameplay Kappa
1990[13:46] <leonaras> EleGiggle
1991[13:46] <bowlofbran> oh no Phil
1992[13:46] <goldencolts> ArmL Squid3 ArmR
1993[13:46] <thatanonymouse> you can fall and die here
1994[13:46] <silver_arbiter> Press x on the bridge.
1995[13:46] <unveilingknight2077> rip
1996[13:47] <masamoon11> RedCoat
1997[13:47] <thatanonymouse> run man
1998[13:47] <motoko__kusanagi> rwgLIGHTS rwgCUSP rwgLIGHTS
1999[13:47] <theycallmejimbob> Phew
2000[13:47] <thatanonymouse> true skill
2001[13:47] <bowlofbran> gj
2002[13:47] <0megaj0ker> that one NPC is just chilling :D
2003[13:47] <unveilingknight2077> TBAngel
2004[13:47] <bytegeist> few
2005[13:47] <winderfiend764> Spend your souls
2006[13:47] <butter__my__bread> they added that in scholar. nice touch
2007[13:47] <suckasurprise> Has Phil been invaded yet?
2008[13:47] <winderfiend764> Nope don't think so
2009[13:47] <thenewfaceofcreation> Gotta go fast, dood
2010[13:47] <theycallmejimbob> GottaGo ArmL PogChamp ArmR
2011[13:47] <bobbi_ling> he wont be invaded
2012[13:47] <zonehammer> Hey Phill i really like y our How not to play Videos
2013[13:47] <thatanonymouse> try the pursuer, he's close
2014[13:47] <eternia_forever> And Phil said "well I'm Dead " but he survived PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp @theycallmejimbob
2015[13:48] <masternutella> @theycallmejimbob lol awesome
2016[13:48] <naddodr> he remembered the new shortcut they added lol
2017[13:48] <thatanonymouse> yeah, 18dex
2018[13:48] <bobbi_ling> its very rare to get invaded on ng
2019[13:48] <thatanonymouse> he sells a rapier for about 1200
2020[13:48] <bytegeist> @Eternia_Forever it's called managing expectations Kappa
2021[13:48] <goldencolts> can you fight with daggers like a rogue
2022[13:48] <d1mech> graphics are nicely upgraded
2023[13:48] <theycallmejimbob> the madman Eternia_Forever :D
2024[13:48] <bingbongdingdong7> blackcock
2025[13:48] <silver_arbiter> Ew dex? What, are you a casul Phil? lol
2026[13:48] <masamoon11> yes you can
2027[13:48] <setoji> yes
2028[13:48] <masamoon11> go for it
2029[13:48] <salv88> buy maces and rapiers
2030[13:48] <thatanonymouse> try mace
2031[13:48] <unveilingknight2077> do it
2032[13:48] <encelor> rapier faster @DarksydePhil
2033[13:48] <thatanonymouse> you already have a reinforced mace
2034[13:48] <theycallmejimbob> hmmmm
2035[13:49] <theycallmejimbob> dspHmm
2036[13:49] <eternia_forever> hmmmmmmmmm dspHmm dspHmm dspHmm dspHmm dspHmm dspHmm
2037[13:49] <zordon666> strength is the most casual stat, wtf
2038[13:49] <adrian_digital> power stance mace is op
2039[13:49] <bingbongdingdong7> StoneLightning
2040[13:49] <macktrucc> Bastard sword
2041[13:49] <masamoon11> rapiers are faster
2042[13:49] <silver_arbiter> Maces for more damage.
2043[13:49] <leonaras> MACES SwiftRage
2044[13:49] <thenewfaceofcreation> u choose dood
2045[13:49] <winderfiend764> Mace!
2046[13:49] <unveilingknight2077> mace
2047[13:49] <salv88> maces will stagger better,rapiers are faster obv
2048[13:49] <bobbi_ling> youll need more stamina. wasted points on ADP
2049[13:49] <darthradovanviking> I am thinking rapiers are reallygood because I have played a lot of dota2
2050[13:49] <winderfiend764> Maces plus Stone Ring
2051[13:49] <salv88> buy 2nd Mace
2052[13:49] <salv88> drop Morning Star
2053[13:49] <macktrucc> Mace windu
2054[13:49] <kingjezal> Strike...
2055[13:49] <hobox10> hold triangle
2056[13:49] <cresstheangel> What is power stance btw? I've played DS2 in its entirety and never knew about this thing
2057[13:49] <agentmainez> hold triangle
2058[13:49] <masamoon11> hold triangle
2059[13:49] <kingjezal> Hold triangle
2060[13:49] <salv88> hold triangle
2061[13:49] <thenewfaceofcreation> wow
2062[13:49] <thenewfaceofcreation> ...
2063[13:49] <adrian_digital> hold triangle
2064[13:49] <macktrucc> Hold dat
2065[13:49] <hobox10> then use L1 and L2 to attack i think
2066[13:49] <donkyschlong69> hodor
2067[13:50] <bowlofbran> hold triangle
2068[13:50] <so_sica_liu> click r3
2069[13:50] <setoji> hol up cmonBruh
2070[13:50] <weskerstars> twitch plays dark souls II
2071[13:50] <salv88> Mace IS blunt damage
2072[13:50] <thenewfaceofcreation> lol
2073[13:50] <theycallmejimbob> ah-ha
2074[13:50] <salv88> you mean Bleed damage I think
2075[13:50] <thenewfaceofcreation> only phil
2076[13:50] <bowlofbran> your in dual wield stance now
2077[13:50] <bytegeist> hold the mace so that the opening points away from you, towards your attacker and press down on the top to release @Darksydephil
2078[13:50] <salv88> but you dont need bleed
2079[13:50] <thatanonymouse> need to buff up end
2080[13:50] <setoji> too slow lol
2081[13:50] <bingbongdingdong7> this music Kreygasm
2082[13:50] <bobbi_ling> stamina stuggle. told you. wasted on ADP
2083[13:50] <encelor> rapiers would been better xD
2084[13:50] <agentmainez> the bleed damage is so little on the morning star it is worthless
2085[13:50] <salv88> 2 Maces will be better for you
2086[13:50] <bytegeist> Majula soundtrack Kreygasm
2087[13:50] <weskerstars> minecraft music lol
2088[13:51] <thatanonymouse> fry those piggies
2089[13:51] <re_avenger> lmao
2090[13:51] <low_drag> No stamina cause chat told u to put all ur points into adp
2091[13:51] <naddodr> buy the rapier
2092[13:51] <encelor> little bacons
2093[13:51] <jesterkl> Majula Kreygasm
2094[13:51] <stuart360> use the boss soull
2095[13:51] <winderfiend764> I heard they made dual wielding different in Ds3
2096[13:51] <hobox10> if you keep killing the pigs they come back bigger and bigger and after like 30 times it turns into a super pig
2097[13:51] <thatanonymouse> he has a couple thousand more
2098[13:51] <encelor> dual wield in ds3?
2099[13:51] <cresstheangel> LOL you guys told him to put his stats into ADP??
2100[13:51] <thatanonymouse> *more souls
2101[13:51] <cresstheangel> come on guys
2102[13:51] <silver_arbiter> Don't kill the pigs. Or I'll call Peta on you Phil.
2103[13:51] <chairmancaleb> @DarksydePhil If you're not going to use the boss souls to make weapons, you could always consume them.
2104[13:51] <encelor> @CressTheAngel the trolls did yesterday
2105[13:51] <shyguysayshi> @cresstheangel that's the problem with listening to chat though
2106[13:51] <setoji> kill the animals
2107[13:51] <thenewfaceofcreation> @CressTheAngel they are helping him dood
2108[13:51] <hobox10> ADP is good
2109[13:51] <salv88> buy 2 rapiers dont use mail breaker
2110[13:51] <bobbi_ling> i think spears are the best powerstance weapons
2111[13:52] <stuart360> He needed ADP because he could hardly roll
2112[13:52] <bytegeist> @winderfiend764 they have dual wield weapons in ds 2, that consist of main and off-hand
2113[13:52] <thatanonymouse> pig brains are actually very delicious irl
2114[13:52] <bowlofbran> adp isn't bad up to a certain amount, especially since he's only played this twice
2115[13:52] <betheallen> spears suck Kappa
2116[13:52] <thatanonymouse> high in cholesterol tho
2117[13:52] <setoji> cmonBruh @thatanonymouse
2118[13:52] <bytegeist> ds 3 i meant
2119[13:52] <hobox10> it's up to like 105 agility or 99 or something isnt it
2120[13:52] <masamoon11> @thatanonymouse ew the fuck
2121[13:52] <bobbi_ling> powerstance spears > bosses
2122[13:52] <zordon666> he kept complaining about the roll and estus speed, ADP improves both
2123[13:52] <hobox10> you need to level endurance and vigor wow lol
2124[13:52] <salv88> 99 then 105 yup
2125[13:52] <jesterkl> 105 AGL is the best I frames
2126[13:52] <betheallen> oink oink
2127[13:52] <stuart360> I'll give it 15mins and Phil will be back to using a shield
2128[13:52] <thatanonymouse> you can buy canned pig brains in milk gravy
2129[13:52] <setoji> cmonBruh yo someone eatin pig brains instead of chicken here
2130[13:52] <salv88> 105 is like ds1
2131[13:52] <silver_arbiter> Squid1 Squid2 Squid3 Squid2 Squid4
2132[13:52] <thatanonymouse> eat them raw
2133[13:52] <theycallmejimbob> here piggy piggy
2134[13:52] <betheallen> pigs are bobbis hot pink color
2135[13:52] <straizo1> i thought dsp got banned from twitch
2136[13:53] <goldencolts> why is there no pig emote
2137[13:53] <macktrucc> He said rape ears
2138[13:53] <bloodbornenow> @stuart360 It is hard to not use a shield as a crutch
2139[13:53] <salv88> also upgrade Mace asap
2140[13:53] <d1mech> milk gravy? DansGame
2141[13:53] <encelor> GTAB
2142[13:53] <jack_spartacus> cheer20
2143[13:53] <betheallen> little pig little pig LET ME IN
2144[13:53] <encelor> lil bacons
2145[13:53] <gxpopcorn69> GTAB
2146[13:53] <markymark52> mmmmmm bacon
2147[13:53] <thatanonymouse> their hit detction is shit since theyre small and crawling
2148[13:53] <leonaras> PETA
2149[13:53] <setoji> call PETA
2150[13:53] <winderfiend764> Heavy Attack
2151[13:53] <encelor> bacon souls
2152[13:53] <masamoon11> they're small that's why
2153[13:53] <encelor> yum yum yum
2154[13:53] <salv88> start upgrading your weapons bc your damage sucks right now
2155[13:53] <thenewfaceofcreation> wow dood
2156[13:53] <betheallen> now cook em
2157[13:53] <setoji> those pigs didnt mean nuffin
2158[13:53] <bytegeist> DarkPigslayerPhil
2159[13:53] <markymark52> I'll take some pork belly
2160[13:53] <salv88> you should have at least +2 weapons now
2161[13:53] <eternia_forever> Cant touch this
2162[13:53] <betheallen> pork chops
2163[13:53] <markymark52> and sausage.
2164[13:54] <bobbi_ling> hes like the bexerker in for honor now
2165[13:54] <betheallen> bacon
2166[13:54] <thatanonymouse> he needs more END and to reinforce those weapons
2167[13:54] <thatanonymouse> tbh\
2168[13:54] <darthradovanviking> they don't look very tasty
2169[13:54] <neontable> they dindu nuffin
2170[13:54] <encelor> those pig souls must taste like bacon
2171[13:54] <betheallen> pork scratchings
2172[13:54] <bingbongdingdong7> VaultBoy
2173[13:54] <masamoon11> sausage KappaRoss
2174[13:54] <novaenforcer> Mmm sausage Kappa
2175[13:54] <darthradovanviking> enough with the pig apologetic
2176[13:54] <darthradovanviking> haha
2177[13:54] <betheallen> mmmmmm sausage
2178[13:54] <macktrucc> Duel wield rape ears
2179[13:54] <theycallmejimbob> En garde SwiftRage
2180[13:54] <neontable> lol
2181[13:54] <silver_arbiter> Mail breaker sucks.
2182[13:54] <salv88> dont use Mail Breaker buy 2nd rapier if you want to use them
2183[13:54] <lokizarro> Is anyone else hearing the music glitching out?
2184[13:54] <esteglefire> Cervantes
2185[13:54] <eternia_forever> fencing anyone
2186[13:54] <theycallmejimbob> OBS?
2187[13:55] <0megaj0ker> Error
2188[13:55] <lokizarro> Possibly
2189[13:55] <salv88> MB is one of the worst weapons
2190[13:55] <butter__my__bread> we say poke in dks
2191[13:55] <thatanonymouse> raw pee eh
2192[13:55] <lokizarro> You hear the music changing pitch a lot.
2193[13:55] <bloodbornenow> @salv88 agree!
2194[13:55] <thenewfaceofcreation> lol
2195[13:55] <markymark52> rape ier
2196[13:55] <setoji> rape ear
2197[13:55] <bowlofbran> rape - yer
2198[13:55] <ordin_> !uptime
2199[13:55] <brotherplaya> its rapier
2200[13:55] <stuart360> Reypier
2201[13:55] <bytegeist> @Darksydephil Rape-Heir
2202[13:55] <butter__my__bread> moon2DUMB moon2DUMB moon2DUMB
2203[13:55] <masamoon11> thats very useful against enemies that are weak against Pierce damage
2204[13:55] <betheallen> apparently the most tastiest part of a pic is the stout
2205[13:55] <spookywun> romper
2206[13:55] <silver_arbiter> Ray-Pi-Er
2207[13:55] <ordin_> how long has he been streaming for?
2208[13:55] <encelor> lmao
2209[13:55] <goldencolts> Rape yer
2210[13:55] <thenewfaceofcreation> LOL
2211[13:55] <betheallen> dont ask me why
2212[13:55] <boldiiii> Yo man its rapper TriHard
2213[13:55] <euffy> Chat talking about rape, sad day.
2214[13:55] <setoji> rape ear.
2215[13:55] <thenewfaceofcreation> ...
2216[13:55] <darthradovanviking> I have heard this happen before @Lokizarro If you watch the recorded video it want be there so it's connected with the streaming
2217[13:55] <agentmainez> -er makes the A sound in french
2218[13:55] <setoji> cmonBruh
2219[13:55] <gxpopcorn69> rapere
2220[13:55] <thatanonymouse> rapey air
2221[13:55] <encelor> rapier
2222[13:55] <kingjezal> ray peer
2223[13:55] <masamoon11> -ray-pee-er
2224[13:55] <theycallmejimbob> Ray Pierre
2225[13:55] <goldencolts> its rape yer!
2226[13:55] <darthradovanviking> Rape- iere irght?
2227[13:55] <n7vakarian> Rape Bear
2228[13:55] <encelor> raypeeer
2229[13:55] <unveilingknight2077> lul
2230[13:55] <silver_arbiter> Ray-Pi-Er
2231[13:55] <thenewfaceofcreation> nobody knows dood
2232[13:55] <eplegutten> Today i beat Halo Wars on PC
2233[13:55] <bowlofbran> rape-yer
2234[13:56] <bingbongdingdong7> drop bear
2235[13:56] <betheallen> rapier is prob how its spelt
2236[13:56] <setoji> rape year
2237[13:56] <esteglefire> Why due wield??
2238[13:56] <lokizarro> No probs, thanks for the info @DarthRadovanViking
2239[13:56] <masamoon11> @darksydephil ray-pee-er
2240[13:56] <markymark52> due wield? lol
2241[13:56] <bloodbornenow> RAY-PEE-ERR
2242[13:56] <jesterkl> atleast +3
2243[13:56] <masamoon11> +2 dude
2244[13:56] <thatanonymouse> rapiers are gr8 reinforced
2245[13:56] <esteglefire> Dual*
2246[13:56] <masamoon11> 3s better
2247[13:56] <bobbi_ling> falchion is sexiest blade in dark souls
2248[13:56] <thatanonymouse> you can do both 1nc
2249[13:56] <macktrucc> Needs more ultra greatsword
2250[13:56] <crazywolf819> cheer100
2251[13:57] <bobbi_ling> beth
2252[13:57] <encelor> use the boss souls
2253[13:57] <thenewfaceofcreation> lol
2254[13:57] <betheallen> bahbeh
2255[13:57] <brotherplaya> FailFish
2256[13:57] <bingbongdingdong7> cheer train
2257[13:57] <kingjezal> 2 dollar penance
2258[13:57] <bytegeist> WTF I love detractors now
2259[13:57] <setoji> CoolStoryBob
2260[13:57] <re_avenger> SeemsGood
2261[13:57] <bobbi_ling> i think cherdys afraid to come in beth MingLee
2262[13:57] <gxpopcorn69> lol
2263[13:57] <comebackkid232> Praise the sun
2264[13:57] <theycallmejimbob> :( really Bobbi poor Slothy
2265[13:57] <thatanonymouse> there's useful in ds3 but idk about ds2
2266[13:57] <brokencircuitboard> this camera
2267[13:57] <masamoon11> well wouldn't you want the boss weapons?
2268[13:58] <butter__my__bread> moon2FEELS
2269[13:58] <betheallen> bobbi he said he doesnt care about this chat remember
2270[13:58] <stuart360> A detractor that had the balls to admit they actually like Phil, good on him
2271[13:58] <bobbi_ling> ik
2272[13:58] <sneaky_vape> NO
2273[13:58] <winderfiend764> Nice view
2274[13:58] <setoji> 6k lol
2275[13:58] <bobbi_ling> he also turns emo
2276[13:58] <distantfuture88> fake detractor
2277[13:58] <theycallmejimbob> what did you do BeTheAllen for him to say that
2278[13:58] <sneaky_vape> You will use them dude WTF
2279[13:58] <thatanonymouse> whats done is done
2280[13:58] <encelor> yo gino
2281[13:58] <thenewfaceofcreation> hi there @Ginosaji8 whats up man
2282[13:58] <betheallen> i told him phil was streaming yesterday and he said that jimbob
2283[13:58] <zordon666> dragonrider has cool twinblade but u can get another one down the line
2284[13:58] <theycallmejimbob> Oh :(
2285[13:58] <evildeadmrjohn> I really doubt he would have used those weapons, anyway.
2286[13:58] <betheallen> gino is here WutFace
2287[13:58] <setoji> level up instead Kappa EleGiggle
2288[13:59] <salv88> fuck MS buy 2nd Mace
2289[13:59] <sneaky_vape> Oh my god you morons in chat.. telling him to pop boss souls FailFish
2290[13:59] <betheallen> lol emo sloth
2291[13:59] <thatanonymouse> sells 10 titanite
2292[13:59] <amineo2> Wow really? Powerstanced rapiers? Who the fuck told him to do that? Thanks for ruining it
2293[13:59] <zordon666> last giant weapon is trash
2294[13:59] <thatanonymouse> no large titanite tho
2295[13:59] <masamoon11> @sneaky_vape ikr
2296[13:59] <bobbi_ling> cherdy threw us away like old chicken bones beth
2297[13:59] <salv88> 2x rapiers and 2x maces will carry you for the whole game
2298[13:59] <bingbongdingdong7> reinforce those suckas
2299[13:59] <stuart360> He never ends up using boss souls anyway
2300[13:59] <betheallen> i guess he did bobbi
2301[13:59] <ginosaji8> i was celebrating
2302[13:59] <naddodr> Phil's the one who wanted to dual wield
2303[13:59] <theycallmejimbob> hey Gino
2304[13:59] <betheallen> celebrating?
2305[13:59] <bytegeist> what about 2x ultra greatsword?
2306[13:59] <sneaky_vape> Last playthough the boss weapon npc died so this time he has the chance to use them
2307[13:59] <ginosaji8> hey
2308[13:59] <encelor> cherd is on a break he'll be abck
2309[13:59] <thatanonymouse> ive never seen phil use a boss soul item
2310[13:59] <darthradovanviking> oh hello @Ginosaji8
2311[14:00] <evildeadmrjohn> There are only a few boss weapons I can picture him use, and they are not from those souls in the first place.
2312[14:00] <ginosaji8> yes bethe
2313[14:00] <encelor> @Ginosaji8 hey bro how you doing
2314[14:00] <thatanonymouse> bad ass build
2315[14:00] <thenewfaceofcreation> hi there @Ginosaji8 whats up
2316[14:00] <water_closet> Hey toober
2317[14:00] <amineo2> Seriously stream chat, you need to stop holding his hands, this playthrough is gonna get ruined like DS1 because of that powerstance rapiers advice
2318[14:00] <betheallen> why you having a baby gino?
2319[14:00] <bobbi_ling> dont use boss souls, get the platinum trophy
2320[14:00] <winderfiend764> Unless that includes Majestic GS Naw
2321[14:00] <naddodr> most of the boss weapons are more cool than useful
2322[14:00] <setoji> dual wielding isint all that great imo
2323[14:00] <water_closet> GLO GANG baby
2324[14:00] <thatanonymouse> boss soul items are a gimmick
2325[14:00] <ginosaji8> my wife is pregnant
2326[14:00] <winderfiend764> But it is badass
2327[14:00] <thatanonymouse> why hoard those souls?
2328[14:00] <betheallen> how did i gues
2329[14:00] <encelor> @Amineo2 he already said from the start he gonna do dual stance
2330[14:00] <theycallmejimbob> congrats Gino
2331[14:00] <eternia_forever> has the OSsloth OSsloth gone missing @theycallmejimbob ?
2332[14:00] <kingjezal> Fume Ultra Greatsword is amazing though
2333[14:00] <betheallen> HAHA
2334[14:00] <jesterkl> Watcher Greatsword
2335[14:00] <betheallen> congrats sir gino
2336[14:01] <butter__my__bread> @amineo2 it's been non stop moon2WHINE
2337[14:01] <ginosaji8> thx
2338[14:01] <theycallmejimbob> he has indeed Eternia_Forever I think he took a mini-break from the stream
2339[14:01] <thatanonymouse> rapiers are gr8 for crowds
2340[14:01] <water_closet> @DarksydePhil nice tshirt bro.can you show it on camera ?
2341[14:01] <bytegeist> well more interesting weapon build than going the boring ass shield + sword or 2 hand greatsword route
2342[14:01] <stuart360> Congrats Gino
2343[14:01] <thenewfaceofcreation> @Ginosaji8 congrats my friend
2344[14:01] <unveilingknight2077> phil's ready for a boss battle
2345[14:01] <amineo2> @encelor He's using Rapiers you moron, it's the most broken setup in this game by far, speedrunners uses that weapon
2346[14:01] <motoko__kusanagi> you need 1.5 to powerstance right?
2347[14:01] <sneaky_vape> @kingjezal I doubt he'll have the strength or vitality to equip it unfortunately
2348[14:01] <eternia_forever> oh ok @theycallmejimbob
2349[14:01] <thatanonymouse> 1 shot got dayum
2350[14:01] <encelor> @Amineo2 cry more moron
2351[14:01] <darthradovanviking> don't worry about hand holding it is part of twitch. And just fine as long as it doesn't become to intense
2352[14:01] <encelor> :)
2353[14:01] <kingjezal> @Sneaky_Vape I know
2354[14:01] <amineo2> Look
2355[14:01] <setoji> 1hk
2356[14:01] <water_closet> @DarksydePhil nice tshirt bro . can you show it on camera ?
2357[14:01] <dreamvoyagerf> ^
2358[14:01] <jarmade> oh no, this area..
2359[14:02] <encelor> xD
2360[14:02] <amineo2> Look how much damage he's gonna do to the Flexile Sentry with that shit
2361[14:02] <bytegeist> EleGiggle
2362[14:02] <evildeadmrjohn> @motoko__kusanagi Yeah. 1.5x of the strength and dexterity requirement.
2363[14:02] <thenewfaceofcreation> wow
2364[14:02] <boldiiii> 4Head
2365[14:02] <betheallen> rip
2366[14:02] <bobbi_ling> lol
2367[14:02] <setoji> EleGiggle EleGiggle
2368[14:02] <paddingtonbear187> ThunBeast
2369[14:02] <kingjezal> The boss is a pushover. 3-0 incoming
2370[14:02] <bobbi_ling> cant blahk
2371[14:02] <lungil> no shield, gl on bosses
2372[14:02] <thatanonymouse> you can soften them with a quick blow, retreat
2373[14:02] <eternia_forever> intense you say SwiftRage SwiftRage SwiftRage @DarthRadovanViking lol
2374[14:02] <stuart360> lol told you, 15mins and Phil will be back to weaponn and shield
2375[14:02] <ginosaji8> for a second i thought he's doing shirtless stream, guess im wrong
2376[14:02] <thatanonymouse> and then go in for the kill
2377[14:02] <adrian_digital> EleGiggle
2378[14:02] <naddodr> no defence ftw
2379[14:02] <betheallen> jimbob you hear that he will die a bunch
2380[14:02] <butter__my__bread> he's so bad I don't think it matters what he uses tbh
2381[14:02] <setoji> lol @stuart360
2382[14:02] <lungil> no BLHAKING
2383[14:02] <zybatzuu> Lol
2384[14:02] <thenewfaceofcreation> @Ginosaji8 he kinda did that in sonic 06
2385[14:02] <darthradovanviking> haaha @eternety_forever
2386[14:02] <bytegeist> learning a new way to die
2387[14:02] <thatanonymouse> you need to roll more with this sorta build tbh
2388[14:02] <theycallmejimbob> I think he's overreacting BeTheAllen :(
2389[14:03] <bloodbornenow> roll, just roll
2390[14:03] <water_closet> lol
2391[14:03] <bytegeist> I think rapiers do increased damage if you hit an enemy while he's in an attack animation
2392[14:03] <masamoon11> roll more if you're not using a shield
2393[14:03] <bobbi_ling> those weapons do more damage on vounter hit phil
2394[14:03] <naddodr> up the butthole
2395[14:03] <water_closet> Nice job bro
2396[14:03] <betheallen> jimbob we shall see
2397[14:03] <bobbi_ling> counter*
2398[14:03] <eternia_forever> the back stabbing bastard lol
2399[14:03] <bingbongdingdong7> boom
2400[14:03] <daisoujoe> rapiers ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper
2401[14:03] <thatanonymouse> under 50 gives you a better roll
2402[14:03] <thatanonymouse> it's 80% speed rolls
2403[14:03] <zagesaw> How goes No Man's Warf
2404[14:04] <naddodr> fashioooon
2405[14:04] <thenewfaceofcreation> DOOD
2406[14:04] <bingbongdingdong7> niace dood
2407[14:04] <naddodr> needs a skirt
2408[14:04] <goldencolts> maces become heavy if you take them out of your pocket
2409[14:04] <setoji> stamina though
2410[14:04] <thatanonymouse> smart man, phil
2411[14:04] <goldencolts> ??? Kappa
2412[14:04] <bestcompilationofficial> Dood indeed
2413[14:04] <darthradovanviking> @Goldencolts yeah
2414[14:04] <ordin_> each 10% under will give you a slightly faster roll, but its more noticeable from 80% > 20%
2415[14:04] <devilpirin> lol
2416[14:04] <boldiiii> kick him
2417[14:04] <thatanonymouse> there's still a lotta items and a couple npcs in this area he missed
2418[14:04] <direwolfsif> There you go Phil try on new armor. The vendor in Majula keeps upgrading his shop if you buy stuff
2419[14:05] <cinsolace92> train those weapons
2420[14:05] <water_closet> yea TONS
2421[14:05] <devilpirin> why does dsp use duel rapiers
2422[14:05] <masamoon11> lol he fell so fast
2423[14:05] <distantfuture88> is he just gonna try to tank through everything
2424[14:05] <bestcompilationofficial> @boldiiii who?
2425[14:05] <devilpirin> @thatanonymouse you troll
2426[14:05] <devilpirin> lol
2427[14:05] <fedesso> eventually, we'll probably hear these rapiers being called dual dicks
2428[14:05] <crazywolf819> xD
2429[14:05] <butter__my__bread> moon2WHOA
2430[14:06] <straizo1> play some arena pvp
2431[14:06] <water_closet> $weet
2432[14:06] <thatanonymouse> slow and steady
2433[14:06] <bytegeist> Thrilling gameplay ResidentSleeper
2434[14:06] <encelor> a for honor viking hanging on that ledge
2435[14:06] <boldiiii> bestcompilationofficial those mobs
2436[14:06] <zagesaw> looking forward to Smelter Demon
2437[14:06] <amineo2> People who told him about powerstance rapiers, thanks for ruining this playthrough
2438[14:06] <daisoujoe> ^
2439[14:06] <water_closet> <
2440[14:06] <bobbi_ling> >
2441[14:06] <goldencolts> v
2442[14:06] <water_closet> v
2443[14:06] <encelor> Kappa
2444[14:06] <evildeadmrjohn> Ah, tears.
2445[14:06] <bestcompilationofficial> Did phil grind a lot or what?
2446[14:06] <slowbrosif> when will phil stream for honor again?
2447[14:06] <butter__my__bread> ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper
2448[14:06] <devilpirin> why would you use duel rapiers Phil ?
2449[14:07] <thatanonymouse> @bestcompilationofficial no grinding at all, he's only level 40
2450[14:07] <devilpirin> use 2h rapier lol
2451[14:07] <thatanonymouse> or so
2452[14:07] <straizo1> im pretty sure he played ds 2 before
2453[14:07] <encelor> he using dual rapier to troll the detractors
2454[14:07] <thenewfaceofcreation> @Amineo2 thats why he chat is for dood
2455[14:07] <devilpirin> is he lvl 40 !!!?
2456[14:07] <masamoon11> @straizo1 yes he did
2457[14:07] <naddodr> sigh he wanted to power stance weapons, the rapiers were cheap ergo...
2458[14:07] <water_closet> TONS of dmg BRO
2459[14:07] <thatanonymouse> you still cant handle two at once, they'll bleed you out instantly
2460[14:07] <bestcompilationofficial> @thatanonymouse lol
2461[14:07] <unveilingknight2077> KAPOW
2462[14:07] <darthradovanviking> I bet every build phil does in darksouls unelss he goes naked so I suppose there is no helping it
2463[14:07] <bobbi_ling> thats grrrrreat
2464[14:07] <jarmade> an hour later - doood i cant block these things suck
2465[14:07] <thatanonymouse> dayum niiiice
2466[14:07] <butter__my__bread> one of that enemies atks didn't register.
2467[14:07] <darthradovanviking> is bad*
2468[14:07] <crazywolf819> Woow
2469[14:07] <bytegeist> Slow down, you are progressing through this area way too fast ResidentSleeper
2470[14:07] <ginosaji8> WOOOOOOW DOOOOOOD
2471[14:08] <bytegeist> Pirates, Vikings and Ninjas, the enemy diversity in this area is off the charts
2472[14:08] <amineo2> @DarksydePhil Yeah stop acting innocent, you're pulling another "Black Knight Halberd" like your DS1 Redemption Run, that's not what people asked for
2473[14:08] <fedesso> "The gods can suck my dick, how about that"
2474[14:08] <water_closet> Congrats to people that ruined the fun. F*** idiots
2475[14:08] <bingbongdingdong7> uncle fucker
2476[14:08] <butter__my__bread> stream chat help moon2VAPE
2477[14:08] <devilpirin> @ginosaji8 lol
2478[14:08] <encelor> GTAB
2479[14:08] <encelor> moron
2480[14:08] <betheallen> bobbi is tony tiger
2481[14:08] <kingjezal> Yeah, if every setup Phil goes for just so happens to be cheap or cheesy, that's not his fault, it's the developers.
2482[14:08] <thenewfaceofcreation> uncle fucker?
2483[14:08] <devilpirin> woooooooooooooow dood
2484[14:08] <thenewfaceofcreation> ??
2485[14:08] <direwolfsif> Is he sticking with the Rapiers or is he going back to 2 Maces?
2486[14:08] <thatanonymouse> shut your fucking mouth, uncle fucker
2487[14:08] <evildeadmrjohn> This isn't even a redemption run to begin with, so I don't see the issue.
2488[14:08] <ratchefan12> @Water_Closet what happened?
2489[14:08] <daisoujoe> phil watch out this game has an enemy in it
2490[14:08] <betheallen> dwarf? tyrion lannister?
2491[14:08] <unveilingknight2077> bugged movement mechanics
2492[14:08] <thatanonymouse> @DireWolfSif he's experimenting
2493[14:08] <encelor> IMP
2494[14:08] <bestcompilationofficial> Fucker uncle?
2495[14:09] <thatanonymouse> he's going back and forth
2496[14:09] <water_closet> @ratchefan12 backseat gaming ....
2497[14:09] <tmacdunk00> he will still have issues later
2498[14:09] <devilpirin> "I tried to block with the shield I still took massive damage and he poisoned me"
2499[14:09] <xspheerx> Using these weapons are part of the game, do stfu about these complains plz
2500[14:09] <arismer> tdogRat
2501[14:09] <bytegeist> Dwarf? That's racist! They prefer to be referred to as 'little people'
2502[14:09] <thecocobutter101> Fap fap fap
2503[14:09] <thecocobutter101> Fap
2504[14:09] <naddodr> the BKH was a super lucky random weapon that shouldn't be in the game, this is available for cheap early on
2505[14:09] <butter__my__bread> @kingjezal if he didn't appeal to chats wisdom at every step id agree
2506[14:09] <thecocobutter101> H
2507[14:09] <fireproofflame> This build is whack AF OSfrog
2508[14:09] <thatanonymouse> "wah people arent playing with the same builds i use!!"
2509[14:09] <encelor> @bytegeist saying dwarfs are a race is racist Kappa
2510[14:09] <eternia_forever> @bytegeist no more midgets ?
2511[14:09] <kingjezal> @Butter__My__Bread That's a weird condition.
2512[14:09] <betheallen> i prefer calling dwaves IMPS
2513[14:09] <betheallen> :D
2514[14:09] <thatanonymouse> people wont be happy unless he does a no block, dagger oonly run
2515[14:09] <ordin_> it was just 1 titanite shard phill
2516[14:10] <bobbi_ling> imps are more like small gargoyles
2517[14:10] <devilpirin> lol
2518[14:10] <areyoushivering> encelor saying dwarfs are a race is holocaust-denial Kappa
2519[14:10] <zordon666> that was the best item in this area
2520[14:10] <darthradovanviking> exactly @ThatAnonyMouse
2521[14:10] <evildeadmrjohn> @ThatAnonyMouse Or fists only.
2522[14:10] <ginosaji8> YOU MISSED THE CHEST
2523[14:10] <bestcompilationofficial> No armor no weapon run
2524[14:10] <bytegeist> @encolor, dwarfs are a race just like humans and elves, noob Kappa
2525[14:10] <betheallen> i was a soldier then i took a arrow to my
2526[14:10] <betheallen> ASS
2527[14:10] <encelor> @areyoushivering i never deny Kappa
2528[14:10] <daisoujoe> "part of the game" is the most amusing argument ever. If Phil manages to use a weapon that isn't part of the game, that would certainly be something
2529[14:10] <betheallen> gino :D
2530[14:10] <darthradovanviking> hi hit it with the sword gini Kappa
2531[14:10] <bobbi_ling> that quote is for casuls beth
2532[14:10] <thatanonymouse> the sleeping ones aggro too
2533[14:10] <eternia_forever> fck this finals
2534[14:10] <betheallen> bobbi that quote is annoying
2535[14:10] <distantfuture88> the only reason people get mad is because u people tell him the most overpowered items in game
2536[14:10] <ginosaji8> dude i just said it
2537[14:10] <direwolfsif> That's cool at least he's testing out weapons to see what he likes
2538[14:10] <daisoujoe> Like if Phil pulls out the Crash Bandicoot bazooka then this playthrough will be interesting
2539[14:11] <thatanonymouse> i think you can aggro one at a time
2540[14:11] <bestcompilationofficial> No armor, no weapon, no dodging, no running
2541[14:11] <thatanonymouse> ohh shit
2542[14:11] <bobbi_ling> mod the quote out of the game beth
2543[14:11] <evildeadmrjohn> Fists can be fun in Dark Souls II, though. If you get the ring for it.
2544[14:11] <bestcompilationofficial> That's the right way to play
2545[14:11] <distantfuture88> nobody wants to see him run through the entire game
2546[14:11] <bingbongdingdong7> stealth increased
2547[14:11] <bytegeist> All of those sword + shield or 2hand sword users in chat need to stfu, most boring shit ever
2548[14:11] <distantfuture88> let him play the game
2549[14:11] <thatanonymouse> its not a mimick
2550[14:11] <encelor> cruved penis
2551[14:11] <goldencolts> use dagger BabyRage
2552[14:11] <thatanonymouse> theres no mimicks in this area
2553[14:11] <encelor> curved penis
2554[14:11] <naddodr> lol that thing is still fucked up
2555[14:11] <thatanonymouse> theres some trapped chests tho
2556[14:11] <bytegeist> PogChamp
2557[14:11] <thatanonymouse> lotta gr8 treasure here
2558[14:11] <zordon666> bow run is the best in ds2
2559[14:12] <ginosaji8> wtf i was just joking about the chest
2560[14:12] <only2genderz> cheer30 phil you are misusing the term gank, it means to steal something lol
2561[14:12] <jesterkl> Nah armor doesnt matter
2562[14:12] <thenewfaceofcreation> @Ginosaji8 good job helping dood
2563[14:12] <devilpirin> WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW dood
2564[14:12] <nightbot> Devilpirin -> Please do not abuse capital letters, thank you. [warning]
2565[14:12] <ginosaji8> yea np
2566[14:12] <daisoujoe> phil watch out there is no man in this wharf
2567[14:12] <devilpirin> WWOOOOOOOw dude
2568[14:12] <goldencolts> problematic name fam
2569[14:12] <betheallen> gino isnt that like the second time in a dark souls game you said it nd you was right by accident
2570[14:12] <encelor> Kappa
2571[14:12] <thatanonymouse> get that ass ganked
2572[14:12] <winderfiend764> Lol
2573[14:12] <bestcompilationofficial> Only two genders... Lol
2574[14:12] <encelor> Gunked
2575[14:12] <dreamvoyagerf> Dave!!
2576[14:12] <ginosaji8> yes second time
2577[14:12] <bytegeist> @Only2Genderz (in a video game) use underhand means to defeat or kill (a less experienced opponent). "that troll just ganked me"
2578[14:13] <betheallen> THE FUK
2579[14:13] <jesterkl> only two genders SeemsGood
2580[14:13] <thenewfaceofcreation> lol
2581[14:13] <ginosaji8> lol
2582[14:13] <thenewfaceofcreation> wow
2583[14:13] <eternia_forever> whoaaaaaaaaa
2584[14:13] <theycallmejimbob> it's the real bethe NotLikeThis
2585[14:13] <ginosaji8> bee duh
2586[14:13] <stuart360> The real bethe never tips
2587[14:13] <leokira997> hey gino
2588[14:13] <devilpirin> I tried to block with my dick didn't cum
2589[14:13] <thenewfaceofcreation> bee duh
2590[14:13] <encelor> bhee duh
2591[14:13] <devilpirin> Bullshit
2592[14:13] <betheallen> cahman gino OLD JOKE
2593[14:13] <sensationalmedia> Troll. Right. OpieOP
2594[14:13] <naddodr> it's the real bethe trying to communicate with us!
2595[14:13] <ginosaji8> hey Loe
2596[14:13] <eternia_forever> @stuart360 lol
2597[14:13] <paddingtonbear187> 4Head 4Head 4Head
2598[14:13] <bestcompilationofficial> @betheallen nice tip dood
2599[14:13] <betheallen> jimbob but but im right here
2600[14:13] <betheallen> :D
2601[14:13] <ginosaji8> old joke but still works
2602[14:13] <thatanonymouse> these guys dont have tons of health but theyre fucken swift
2603[14:13] <devilpirin> @stuart360 hey ratoid
2604[14:13] <encelor> stronk powaaa
2605[14:13] <bingbongdingdong7> Ghat em
2606[14:13] <thatanonymouse> demons inside
2607[14:14] <betheallen> suuure i gave him a tip
2608[14:14] <betheallen> ;)
2609[14:14] <thatanonymouse> not on this floor
2610[14:14] <arrowhead371> @darksydephil how's it going?
2611[14:14] <bytegeist> viking-pirate ninjas are my favorite kind of ninjas
2612[14:14] <darthradovanviking> nice @BeTheAllen
2613[14:14] <fedesso> that powerstance double poke kinda looks like the gothard twinsword roll poke
2614[14:14] <encelor> kill those for honor vikings xD
2615[14:14] <winderfiend764> Ninjas are thicker than I remember
2616[14:14] <theycallmejimbob> wait till Becky finds out you've been spending money BeTheAllen NotLikeThis
2617[14:14] <butter__my__bread> Some haters are so dumb giving someone they hate money. moon2DUMB
2618[14:14] <ginosaji8> thank god im not giving phil a tip
2619[14:14] <thatanonymouse> oh yeah the vases are poisoned
2620[14:14] <thenewfaceofcreation> gg phil
2621[14:14] <betheallen> jimbob WutFace
2622[14:14] <distantfuture88> gg
2623[14:14] <thatanonymouse> divine blessing cures poison
2624[14:14] <re_avenger> NotLikeThis poison
2625[14:14] <tigerflamessssss> more rage
2626[14:14] <bestcompilationofficial> Becky with the good cock?
2627[14:14] <thatanonymouse> common fruit is poison resist
2628[14:14] <encelor> ayooo
2629[14:14] <salv88> poison moss
2630[14:14] <darthradovanviking> no they are very smart @Butter__My__Bread what are you talking about
2631[14:14] <zagesaw> lifegems are the answer to everything OpieOP
2632[14:14] <salv88> dwarf had them
2633[14:15] <thatanonymouse> you only have divine blessing and monastary charm
2634[14:15] <zagesaw> so easy to have 99 lifegems at all times too
2635[14:15] <butter__my__bread> @darthradovanviking what are u talking about?
2636[14:15] <water_closet> <_< tooob
2637[14:15] <markymark52> Rubbish cures poison
2638[14:15] <thatanonymouse> but these vases are only in this room iirc
2639[14:15] <masamoon11> whats that twinkling sound?
2640[14:15] <bobbi_ling> buy 99 life gems MingLee
2641[14:15] <betheallen> who would impersonate me though im just a humble mod of this chat nothing special about me :P
2642[14:15] <masamoon11> yeah i hear it too
2643[14:15] <darthradovanviking> they are intelegent ans smart detractors. they should all be like that @Butter__My__Bread
2644[14:15] <encelor> twinkeling tit
2645[14:15] <fedesso> "i hear tinkle"
2646[14:15] <encelor> Yore
2647[14:15] <thenewfaceofcreation> @BeTheAllen u were never special to begin with Kappa
2648[14:15] <bestcompilationofficial> @betheallen no... You are the meaning of life itself
2649[14:15] <betheallen> BREAK THE WALLS DOWN
2650[14:16] <zagesaw> large titanite shard PogChamp
2651[14:16] <encelor> rapier broke a wall WutFace
2652[14:16] <betheallen> :O delta
2653[14:16] <ginosaji8> YOU JUST BROKE THE WALL
2654[14:16] <unveilingknight2077> that one statue in the beginning of the game
2655[14:16] <butter__my__bread> @darthradovanviking it would certainly be advantageous for u n ur wallet lmao
2656[14:16] <thenewfaceofcreation> @BeTheAllen im kidding dood
2657[14:16] <bingbongdingdong7> load Kreygasm
2658[14:16] <1buttondash> increases load Kreygasm
2659[14:16] <bobbi_ling> one my fav rings
2660[14:16] <betheallen> i know delta
2661[14:16] <encelor> increases maximum load Kreygasm
2662[14:16] <paddingtonbear187> awwwww yea BrokeBack
2663[14:16] <1buttondash> so it's havel's ring?
2664[14:16] <faisalz7> Yooo how everyone tonight!!!
2665[14:17] <xthewrath93x> dsp had 1000 vieewers yday what happened
2666[14:17] <crazywolf819> Hi faisalz
2667[14:17] <bestcompilationofficial> I don't think phil is underweight
2668[14:17] <betheallen> lucky im not like phil delta or you would be DELETED
2669[14:17] <masamoon11> mmmm ResidentSleeper
2670[14:17] <salv88> dude you need to be under 70 not 50
2671[14:17] <mfd4419> KonCha
2672[14:17] <salv88> its not ds1
2673[14:17] <butter__my__bread> 70% is the breaking point d00d
2674[14:17] <bestcompilationofficial> If you catch my drift
2675[14:17] <eternia_forever> upping my load Kreygasm Kreygasm Kreygasm
2676[14:17] <devilpirin> git gud and play tekken phil
2677[14:17] <faisalz7> I wi PanicVis
2678[14:17] <thatanonymouse> brigand armor would be better tbh
2679[14:17] <emnay_i_say> d0000d
2680[14:17] <markymark52> I'm going to drop my load tonight.
2681[14:17] <jesterkl> Nah armor doesnt matter
2682[14:17] <1buttondash> @xthewrath93x his viewer count is random, i've seen it range from 300-1500
2683[14:17] <salv88> your roll is slightly longer when you lower your weight,thats all
2684[14:17] <thatanonymouse> what a beast
2685[14:18] <stuart360> Phil didn't upload yesterdays 2nd stream so todays viewership was always going to be down. 750 is still big for Phil though
2686[14:18] <encelor> bow
2687[14:18] <thatanonymouse> projectile
2688[14:18] <devilpirin> stupid jester atfu
2689[14:18] <devilpirin> s
2690[14:18] <paddingtonbear187> throw a bomb SoBayed
2691[14:18] <salv88> you only get iframes when you get more agility
2692[14:18] <chairmancaleb> @DarksydePhil throw something at them
2693[14:18] <faisalz7> Ok see yah!
2694[14:18] <butter__my__bread> throeing knives moon2DUMB
2695[14:18] <thenewfaceofcreation> lol
2696[14:18] <goldencolts> plant c4
2697[14:18] <masamoon11> use a projectile
2698[14:18] <unveilingknight2077> dsp deserves 13,000 viewers
2699[14:18] <thatanonymouse> use the crossbow
2700[14:18] <winderfiend764> Halberd
2701[14:18] <daisoujoe> Twitch Plays SOTFS
2702[14:18] <naddodr> throw/shoot stuff at it
2703[14:18] <electrumguy> @stuart360 I guess. its sad that detractors can get 2k though, those scumbags.
2704[14:18] <thenewfaceofcreation> HMM
2705[14:18] <butter__my__bread> so dumb d00d
2706[14:18] <bobbi_ling> crossbow
2707[14:18] <thatanonymouse> or any bow
2708[14:18] <devilpirin> @salv88 are you dumb
2709[14:18] <ginosaji8> HMMMMMMM.... *rubs his goatee*
2710[14:18] <paddingtonbear187> lmao
2711[14:18] <salv88> no are you?
2712[14:18] <betheallen> dspHmm
2713[14:18] <thatanonymouse> dont waste an arrow
2714[14:18] <paddingtonbear187> nice shot EleGiggle
2715[14:18] <butter__my__bread> Uh.. Um.. moon2DUMB
2716[14:18] <devilpirin> do you know what Iframes are you stupid fuck?
2717[14:18] <bestcompilationofficial> He would get a lot of viewers if he played player unknown. I honestly find that game SOO Boring to watch though
2718[14:18] <thatanonymouse> you dont need to
2719[14:19] <bytegeist> EleGiggle
2720[14:19] <thenewfaceofcreation> wow
2721[14:19] <betheallen> aahhaah
2722[14:19] <paddingtonbear187> oh god
2723[14:19] <salv88> lol
2724[14:19] <encelor> EleGiggle
2725[14:19] <thenewfaceofcreation> ....
2726[14:19] <crazywolf819> Bugged arrow mechanics
2727[14:19] <jesterkl> L1
2728[14:19] <thatanonymouse> you needed a lifegem anyways
2729[14:19] <adrian_digital> lol
2730[14:19] <ginosaji8> WOW
2731[14:19] <thenewfaceofcreation> LOL
2732[14:19] <unveilingknight2077> its glitched
2733[14:19] <electrumguy> @bestcompilationofficial imo he adapts to trends too slowly.
2734[14:19] <baronbonghits6969> Nothing he could do
2735[14:19] <winderfiend764> Just grab the item
2736[14:19] <betheallen> dspGlitch
2737[14:19] <unveilingknight2077> nvm
2738[14:19] <markymark52> Whatever you say game.
2739[14:19] <dark_stalkers95> Lmfa bugged arrow mechanics
2740[14:19] <thatanonymouse> tbf he didnt say glitched, he admitted he didnt know
2741[14:19] <thatanonymouse> thats v humble
2742[14:19] <masamoon11> yes
2743[14:19] <kingjezal> Yes
2744[14:19] <paddingtonbear187> yah
2745[14:19] <sensationalmedia> Reminder: This man has played every From Software game.
2746[14:19] <thatanonymouse> yeah flame butterfly lets you light torches anywhere
2747[14:19] <butter__my__bread> source of fire? yup
2748[14:19] <winderfiend764> Yep
2749[14:19] <encelor> Boy ♂next ♂door ♂
2750[14:19] <bytegeist> @ThatAnonyMouse true, please apologize everyone
2751[14:19] <salv88> Phil you can be over 50% weight,just stay under 70
2752[14:20] <bestcompilationofficial> @electrumguy I agree with that. If he never left twitch to begin with he would probably be one of the biggest on twitch
2753[14:20] <goldencolts> break lol
2754[14:20] <leewanner> DSPositive
2755[14:20] <thatanonymouse> i thnk theres an npc he missed, i might be wrong
2756[14:20] <rexy86> doomfist!
2757[14:20] <kingjezal> Boss is a pushover
2758[14:20] <thatanonymouse> i cant remember totally
2759[14:20] <stuart360> Go level up as well Phil
2760[14:20] <electrumguy> @bestcompilationofficial probably bigger, but not the biggest. He also relies on viewers telling him what to do/play too much. He should play the trendy games.
2761[14:20] <zagesaw> you could also buy 99 life gems
2762[14:20] <bytegeist> he could habe been one of the bigger guys on twitch if he wasn't so stubborn
2763[14:20] <butter__my__bread> theres a summon n a magic np
2764[14:20] <butter__my__bread> npc
2765[14:20] <ginosaji8> dont say bonfire, it reminds me of that shitty wwe 2k15 soundtrack
2766[14:20] <thatanonymouse> he should level and use an effigy
2767[14:20] <masamoon11> i wonder if they fixed the hitbox on that one move that the ruin sentinels do
2768[14:21] <devilpirin> @stuart360 sup ratttt
2769[14:21] <darthradovanviking> facts and opinions @electrumguy
2770[14:21] <bestcompilationofficial> The trendy games are kind of boring though lol
2771[14:21] <sensationalmedia> He should play what he wants to play.
2772[14:21] <heavywoe> OH PHIL YOU ARE STILL AND ALLWAYS WILL BE A SCRUB
2773[14:21] <nightbot> heavywoe -> Please do not abuse capital letters, thank you. [warning]
2774[14:21] <betheallen> hahaahah gino
2775[14:21] <thenewfaceofcreation> lol
2776[14:21] <thatanonymouse> he did gr8, real good run this time around
2777[14:21] <butter__my__bread> THANKS CHAT
2778[14:21] <thenewfaceofcreation> chat told u
2779[14:21] <jesterkl> chat figured it out LUL
2780[14:21] <thenewfaceofcreation> but whatever
2781[14:21] <betheallen> now you made me remember it WutFace
2782[14:21] <winderfiend764> Npc is gonna call you dumb if you don't got int.
2783[14:21] <drowsylouis> omg sup phil
2784[14:21] <electrumguy> @DarthRadovanViking Not sure what you mean by that.
2785[14:21] <bytegeist> sex him!
2786[14:21] <sensationalmedia> He's still here? Did he beat the boss yet?
2787[14:21] <heavywoe> phil u still fucking suck
2788[14:21] <bingbongdingdong7> fuck his old ass
2789[14:21] <thatanonymouse> oh dayum
2790[14:21] <thenewfaceofcreation> still @SensationalMedia
2791[14:21] <butter__my__bread> npc is a very perceptive man moon2TEEHEE
2792[14:21] <thatanonymouse> you need more INT
2793[14:21] <thatanonymouse> iirc
2794[14:21] <encelor> GTAB
2795[14:21] <sensationalmedia> NotLikeThis
2796[14:21] <thatanonymouse> he teaches pyro
2797[14:21] <devilpirin> @darksydephil suck his beard
2798[14:22] <zordon666> kill him
2799[14:22] <ginosaji8> seems like 2k18 will be better compared to 2k17
2800[14:22] <bytegeist> this is a 30 minutes area 4head
2801[14:22] <goldencolts> murder him
2802[14:22] <butter__my__bread> Int brah
2803[14:22] <unveilingknight2077> whack him
2804[14:22] <moronfrompoland> kill him man
2805[14:22] <moronfrompoland> you have to kill him off
2806[14:22] <drowsylouis> i remember phil playing this on 2015 or was it 14
2807[14:22] <niipahniipah> He's calling you dumb
2808[14:22] <water_closet> great views bro
2809[14:22] <thatanonymouse> nah no bonus for lighting them
2810[14:22] <bytegeist> No bonus @Darksydephil
2811[14:22] <dreamvoyagerf> Kill him phil cheer10
2812[14:22] <darthradovanviking> that you have your opinion and others may think something else. What you say is not a fact @electrumguy
2813[14:22] <zordon666> if you dont kill him he'll betray you
2814[14:22] <betheallen> it better be gino
2815[14:22] <moronfrompoland> you have to kill him in order to avoid betrayal
2816[14:23] <bytegeist> omg just go for the boss
2817[14:23] <water_closet> @DreamVoyagerF THANK U
2818[14:23] <royal_phalanx91> How is Phil doing today?
2819[14:23] <butter__my__bread> make a note of that particpators
2820[14:23] <thatanonymouse> never kill an npc
2821[14:23] <royal_phalanx91> He getting rekt, or is he doing well?
2822[14:23] <bestcompilationofficial> Does he actually betray you?
2823[14:23] <water_closet> @Royal_Phalanx91 Gr8 bro
2824[14:23] <encelor> EleGiggle
2825[14:23] <thatanonymouse> just come back when you have more int
2826[14:23] <0megaj0ker> don't kill the NPC
2827[14:23] <devilpirin> he won't be helpful for you so why not killing him
2828[14:23] <thatanonymouse> die mutt
2829[14:23] <naddodr> Phil's troll alert is tingling
2830[14:23] <electrumguy> @DarthRadovanViking Yeah... of course its my opinion. I don't get why you said "facts AND opinions"
2831[14:23] <encelor> rapier is stronker
2832[14:23] <bytegeist> PETA BibleThump
2833[14:23] <drowsylouis> always kill shanalotte before ending a playthrough
2834[14:23] <thatanonymouse> phil's got gr8 intuition, he can sniff out any troll
2835[14:23] <drowsylouis> you wont need her anymore
2836[14:23] <the_package> Squid4 Squid4 Squid4
2837[14:23] <re_avenger> never kill npcs MiniK
2838[14:23] <dreamvoyagerf> I tried chat
2839[14:23] <butter__my__bread> @thatanonymouse pointless bc of what he sells
2840[14:23] <zordon666> he isnt using magic this playthrough so may as well kill him and get a cool ring
2841[14:24] <devilpirin> @thatanonymouse how is that a troll he doesn't need the guy
2842[14:24] <bestcompilationofficial> That would be really cool if you had to call an bpc or he would betray you later on the game
2843[14:24] <moronfrompoland> he isnt using magic this playthrough so may as well kill him and get a cool ring
2844[14:24] <bytegeist> Phil has developed a sixth sense for your shenanigans, get rekt Trolls! CoolCat
2845[14:24] <bestcompilationofficial> They should do that in dark souls 4
2846[14:24] <darthradovanviking> becauuse you stated it as a fact. Instead of saying I think... @electrumguy
2847[14:24] <bestcompilationofficial> *npc
2848[14:24] <stinkinburrows> rapepierre
2849[14:24] <the_package> DSP vs FromSoft and look for DSP to come out victorious like he always does
2850[14:24] <butter__my__bread> @thatanonymouse he got duped into joining the cov of champions yesterday
2851[14:24] <thatanonymouse> phil doesnt need to aggro him, stop trolling
2852[14:24] <water_closet> Thank you
2853[14:24] <bytegeist> it's pronounced "rape-her" Kappa
2854[14:24] <zordon666> @bestcompilationofficial his name is Lautrec
2855[14:24] <encelor> @Stinkinburrows poor piere
2856[14:24] <1buttondash> did phil say he would play killing floor 2? game is really good
2857[14:25] <devilpirin> anonymouse stfu you trollish fuck
2858[14:25] <goldencolts> ResidentSleeper
2859[14:25] <thatanonymouse> rapier is pronounced "raping puppies"
2860[14:25] <thatanonymouse> ;3
2861[14:25] <encelor> kreygasm
2862[14:25] <butter__my__bread> moon2THUMP
2863[14:25] <bingbongdingdong7> who remembers DSPCultLeader lol
2864[14:25] <encelor> Kreygasm
2865[14:25] <thenewfaceofcreation> ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper
2866[14:25] <encelor> sammy?
2867[14:25] <bytegeist> KingOfHate.com? Sounds like some kind of white supremacist site... EleGiggle
2868[14:25] <nightbot> bytegeist -> Please don't post links. [warning]
2869[14:25] <bingbongdingdong7> the original troll account
2870[14:25] <butter__my__bread> phil will be old soon too my friends
2871[14:25] <stinkinburrows> @bingbongdingdong7 nobody
2872[14:25] <0megaj0ker> the poor old man can take an arrow from the back of the head :D
2873[14:26] <royal_phalanx91> I killed that wizard Kappa
2874[14:26] <evildeadmrjohn> Piccolo should be able to teach you how to dodge.
2875[14:26] <zordon666> the old man is a heathen who betrayed the king and created the shrine of amana
2876[14:26] <naddodr> killer of old men rejoice!
2877[14:26] <thatanonymouse> yea an END raise hp too
2878[14:26] <drowsylouis> bearer of my child seekest thou child support
2879[14:26] <water_closet> Yeah tons of great content in the fan art section.Great talent there!
2880[14:26] <ginosaji8> gotta go, bye guys
2881[14:26] <theycallmejimbob> cya Gino
2882[14:26] <royal_phalanx91> bye gino
2883[14:27] <water_closet> People doing amazing work w/ fan art.
2884[14:27] <thatanonymouse> rapiers starting getting big boosts after +2
2885[14:27] <goldencolts> are u bein a chekky kunt m8
2886[14:27] <thenewfaceofcreation> see ya gino
2887[14:27] <butter__my__bread> fight the boss, fight the boss moon2HEY @ginosaji8
2888[14:27] <1buttondash> rape a ear
2889[14:27] <kingjezal> Rapiers
2890[14:27] <thatanonymouse> rapiers fo sure
2891[14:27] <rexy86> is Phil using left triggers special move?
2892[14:27] <an_ohio_fan> Morning star
2893[14:27] <unveilingknight2077> rapier
2894[14:27] <thenewfaceofcreation> i think u should think about it your self dood
2895[14:27] <bloodbornenow> ray-pee-err
2896[14:27] <goldencolts> rape year
2897[14:27] <water_closet> !dspgaming
2898[14:27] <nightbot> Check out my raw gameplay channel for playthroughs and more! http://www.youtube.com/dspgaming
2899[14:27] <evildeadmrjohn> Good call.
2900[14:27] <eternia_forever> lolllllllllll
2901[14:27] <water_closet> !schedule
2902[14:27] <nightbot> Dark Souls II Scholar of the First Sin PREMIERE at 12:30pm PDT and Crash 3 at 7:30pm PDT!
2903[14:27] <inyolefti> rapier breaks the game
2904[14:27] <stuart360> Its Ray-pee-a Phil lol
2905[14:27] <inyolefti> rapier mainhand spear offhand power stance
2906[14:27] <water_closet> Crash 3 only ?
2907[14:27] <royal_phalanx91> Fire Longsword is OP IMO
2908[14:27] <zagesaw> Ice Rapier Kreygasm
2909[14:28] <darthradovanviking> it havent crashed yet @Inyolefti
2910[14:28] <unveilingknight2077> the amount of dmg is pretty good
2911[14:28] <water_closet> BRO play Crash 1 and 2 again
2912[14:28] <baronbonghits6969> Nice skirt Phil
2913[14:28] <cinsolace92> you have souls
2914[14:28] <esteglefire> ixiCuck
2915[14:28] <taurusoxford> it's not pronounced rah-pee-air. It's ray-pure
2916[14:28] <bytegeist> That's what she said Kappa
2917[14:28] <1buttondash> Phil should play elite dangerous, just came out on ps4.
2918[14:28] <royal_phalanx91> Doubt there are still many OP weapons
2919[14:28] <thatanonymouse> or stab 2 times and then dodge to safety
2920[14:28] <thatanonymouse> very versatile
2921[14:28] <water_closet> ($_^)"
2922[14:28] <the_package> Squid1 Squid2 Squid3 Squid4
2923[14:28] <bestcompilationofficial> Stabby stabby
2924[14:28] <bytegeist> "I have enough endurance to stab 3 times in a row now" KappaPride
2925[14:28] <zagesaw> the boss is a pushover
2926[14:28] <thatanonymouse> havent tried this boss yet tbh
2927[14:29] <bestcompilationofficial> Stab stab my lord
2928[14:29] <airhead793d2jsp> marry me pls? @DarksydePhil
2929[14:29] <inyolefti> why not use a spear in offhand instead of 2 rapiers?
2930[14:29] <water_closet> the toober can handle the boss without issues
2931[14:29] <royal_phalanx91> I fought this boss with a summon
2932[14:29] <winderfiend764> No point unless you wanna help Lucatiel
2933[14:29] <esteglefire> cheer100 BoSs RuSh!
2934[14:29] <goldencolts> i should buy a sword in real life
2935[14:29] <water_closet> @Esteglefire THANK YOU!
2936[14:29] <goldencolts> seems like a good investment
2937[14:29] <the_package> Gotta summon for this boss imho
2938[14:29] <ulixesvargas> sup
2939[14:29] <direwolfsif> You can use a Human Effigy anywhere
2940[14:29] <jesterkl> He's so scared to go agresive
2941[14:29] <thatanonymouse> phil met the summon npc last session
2942[14:30] <killer_bheaze> lol this boss iz ez
2943[14:30] <winderfiend764> Yeah Save Lucatiel
2944[14:30] <royal_phalanx91> Try without summons first
2945[14:30] <encelor> @Goldencolts depends if its decorative or actual use x)
2946[14:30] <encelor> decorative swords shatter
2947[14:30] <betheallen> 17 more deaths jimbob
2948[14:30] <thatanonymouse> backstabs are easy when you figure out the hitbox
2949[14:30] <1buttondash> the movement in this game is so weird, dark souls 2 is the mortal kombat of souls games
2950[14:30] <stuart360> Phil has one shoted to bosses so far
2951[14:30] <the_package> Rekt
2952[14:30] <stuart360> two
2953[14:30] <goldencolts> i would get one made with real carbon steel
2954[14:30] <moronfrompoland> lol
2955[14:30] <theycallmejimbob> you're getting nervous yet BeTheAllen ?
2956[14:30] <bestcompilationofficial> Is it easier to be wizard than be a knight in dark souls?
2957[14:31] <1buttondash> depends
2958[14:31] <water_closet> legit content
2959[14:31] <betheallen> atiny bit jimbob
2960[14:31] <encelor> anotha one
2961[14:31] <winderfiend764> Be a magic knight
2962[14:31] <esteglefire> WarPriests
2963[14:31] <encelor> wikings
2964[14:31] <bestcompilationofficial> Shoot magic out of your sword lol
2965[14:31] <darthradovanviking> vikings with a W ?
2966[14:31] <betheallen> viking? vidars brothers
2967[14:31] <winderfiend764> Can't do that until much later
2968[14:31] <darthradovanviking> that is not a viking ship!
2969[14:31] <bestcompilationofficial> Kingic
2970[14:31] <bytegeist> @Darksydephil they changed enemy locations for this game
2971[14:31] <zagesaw> magic out of the sword? My guiding moonlight Kreygasm
2972[14:31] <betheallen> vidar look its your brothers
2973[14:32] <royal_phalanx91> Aren't they Varangians?
2974[14:32] <bestcompilationofficial> It's a @darthradovanviking
2975[14:32] <darthradovanviking> probably @BeTheAllen
2976[14:32] <betheallen> typical weak viking dying instantly
2977[14:32] <water_closet> The toober calls a random mod "asshole".The chat is speechless.
2978[14:32] <royal_phalanx91> Phil is being very passive
2979[14:32] <taurusoxford> @BeTheAllen Vidar is a poser - real vikings don't respect him. :P
2980[14:32] <ulixesvargas> dual raiper
2981[14:32] <encelor> swedish viking don't last long in a battle Kappa
2982[14:32] <airhead793d2jsp> please marry me this summer ? @DarksydePhil
2983[14:32] <esteglefire> You can run pass the mummy
2984[14:32] <paddingtonbear187> big ass attack? PeoplesChamp
2985[14:32] <encelor> we need some russian vikings
2986[14:32] <bytegeist> Action packed gameplay right her... ResidentSleeper
2987[14:32] <bestcompilationofficial> @airhead793d2jsp lol
2988[14:32] <the_package> Raw
2989[14:32] <betheallen> viking you a poser? woooooow
2990[14:33] <thenewfaceofcreation> ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper
2991[14:33] <royal_phalanx91> this dude is easy
2992[14:33] <greendirt1> Did I hear someone say cummies???
2993[14:33] <goldencolts> that brigand armor is a bit KappaPride
2994[14:33] <katexo234> KonCha
2995[14:33] <darthradovanviking> SAY WHAT?=
2996[14:33] <baronbonghits6969> Nice humanity Phil
2997[14:33] <encelor> Thicc
2998[14:33] <esteglefire> Fabulous
2999[14:33] <betheallen> no wonder the vikings dont like you vidar
3000[14:33] <betweenacockandahardplace> lol
3001[14:33] <darthradovanviking> I know
3002[14:33] <airhead793d2jsp> that was the boss?
3003[14:33] <evildeadmrjohn> Get poked.
3004[14:33] <bestcompilationofficial> What a fat Viking
3005[14:33] <encelor> i am fast as fuq boiiiiiiii
3006[14:33] <esteglefire> Estocc Bois
3007[14:33] <zordon666> easy boss
3008[14:33] <betheallen> hey kate :D the viking is back and gino is going to be a daddy soon oh and phil died 41 times that is all you missed
3009[14:33] <bytegeist> that was the boss
3010[14:33] <stinkinburrows> spinny boy?
3011[14:34] <ulixesvargas> eww casul
3012[14:34] <icecream20> EZ boiz
3013[14:34] <stinkinburrows> wheel guy?
3014[14:34] <butter__my__bread> comodeere
3015[14:34] <betheallen> oh and cherdy dont care for chat anymore
3016[14:34] <airhead793d2jsp> :[
3017[14:34] <masamoon11> the water fills up so defeat him as fast as possible
3018[14:34] <royal_phalanx91> how many times has phil died this session?
3019[14:34] <dark_stalkers95> easy boss
3020[14:34] <airhead793d2jsp> BibleThump
3021[14:34] <dreamvoyagerf> Boss fight hype
3022[14:34] <bytegeist> siamese twin boss iirc
3023[14:34] <greendirt1> Hype!
3024[14:34] <darthradovanviking> BNN news @BeTheAllen :P
3025[14:34] <goldencolts> welp
3026[14:34] <dark_stalkers95> I don't really know but I do know that I want this game.
3027[14:34] <betweenacockandahardplace> no
3028[14:34] <airhead793d2jsp> break stream woohoo
3029[14:34] <goldencolts> no
3030[14:34] <evildeadmrjohn> Giving us blue balls.
3031[14:34] <royal_phalanx91> SOMEONE INVADE
3032[14:34] <greendirt1> Yes
3033[14:34] <unveilingknight2077> boss fight BlessRNG
3034[14:34] <betweenacockandahardplace> booo
3035[14:34] <dball3r429> woooo
3036[14:34] <bytegeist> have fun 'using the bathroom' Kappa
3037[14:34] <bloodbornenow> it will remind you of the DLC
3038[14:34] <stinkinburrows> poop hype
3039[14:34] <airhead793d2jsp> this dude takes a lot of breaks lol
3040[14:34] <killer_bheaze> why does it always take him 15 minutes just to go to the toilet
3041[14:34] <greendirt1> Get it phill!
3042[14:34] <bestcompilationofficial> He already has blue balls? Wtf
3043[14:34] <icecream20> Phil going for a quicky
3044[14:34] <encelor> Rape-Piere Kappa
3045[14:34] <dark_stalkers95> He gotta shit lmao
3046[14:34] <greendirt1> Nooo
3047[14:34] <airhead793d2jsp> but fortunately his content is very entertaining
3048[14:34] <tigerflamessssss> what u just started smh
3049[14:34] <iazy333> lol bathroom to take a "break"
3050[14:34] <greendirt1> Blue balls
3051[14:35] <furrywulfz> some people on a blind playthrough faster than phil is right now tbh
3052[14:35] <stuart360> lol Phil knows how to keep us wanting more
3053[14:35] <sensationalmedia> what a cocktease
3054[14:35] <bestcompilationofficial> He almost does it as much as me
3055[14:35] <bytegeist> 'Real' gamers use a bottle
3056[14:35] <encelor> damn cliff hanger
3057[14:35] <greendirt1> Yeah ! Bottles
3058[14:35] <icecream20> I wander what po rn Phil is going to watch
3059[14:35] <encelor> @bytegeist you mean a sock
3060[14:35] <masternutella> The most fakest mountain dew ads...a gaming pc with 4 gpu installed
3061[14:35] <masamoon11> lol someone invade him
3062[14:35] <bytegeist> @encelor 4Head
3063[14:35] <encelor> there is a old wow meme where a goyim was raiding and had too poo he pooped in a asick
3064[14:36] <bestcompilationofficial> You can't say porn?
3065[14:36] <encelor> sock
3066[14:36] <flanderstwitch> ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ ░▄███████▀▀▀▀▀▀███████▄ ░▐████▀▒INVADE▒▒▒▒▀██████▄ ░███▀▒▒▒▒INCOMING▒▒▒▒▒▀█████ ░▐██▒▒▒▒▒▒DOODLY▒▒▒▒▒▒████▌ ░▐█▌▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒████▌ ░░█▒▄▀▀▀▀▀▄▒▒▄▀▀▀▀▀▄▒▐███▌ ░░░▐░░░▄▄░░▌▐░░░▄▄░░▌▐███▌ ░▄▀▌░░░▀▀░░▌▐░░░▀▀░░▌▒▀▒█▌ ░▌▒▀▄░░░░▄▀▒▒▀▄░░░▄▀▒▒▄▀▒▌ ░▀▄▐▒▀▀▀▀▒▒▒▒▒▒▀▀▀▒▒▒▒▒▒█ ░░░▀▌▒▄██▄▄▄▄████▄▒▒▒▒█▀ ░░░░▄██████████████▒▒▐▌ ░░░▀███▀
3067[14:36] <nightbot> flanderstwitch -> Please do not abuse capital letters, thank you. [warning]
3068[14:36] <encelor> doodly
3069[14:36] <evildeadmrjohn> Flanders!
3070[14:36] <theycallmejimbob> flanders :D
3071[14:36] <betheallen> flanders dont make me ban you again
3072[14:36] <theycallmejimbob> flanders is the chat MVP bethe
3073[14:36] <encelor> but flanders is a good christian
3074[14:36] <darthradovanviking> no it was just a nasty question @bestcompilationofficial I don't want to know about phils porn habbits that is not why people are here :P
3075[14:36] <furrywulfz> is phil gonna play bloodborne again?
3076[14:36] <evildeadmrjohn> I doubt that.
3077[14:36] <masamoon11> @furrywulfz he might cuz he never beat the dlc
3078[14:37] <1buttondash> holy shit does anyone HATE these damn nationwide ads?
3079[14:37] <royal_phalanx91> Did Phil ragequit the Nioh DLC?
3080[14:37] <encelor> Deep ♂Dark ♂Fantasies ♂ Kreygasm
3081[14:37] <darthradovanviking> he got timed out for a second also not banned @bestcompilationofficial
3082[14:37] <bestcompilationofficial> Nightbot hates him, viewers want to be him. Introducing flanderswitch
3083[14:37] <dspfandood> ads...? KappaQuick
3084[14:37] <spiraldoespc> atpShh atpShh atpShh atpShh atpShh
3085[14:37] <masamoon11> @royal_phalanx91 unfortunately yes ;/
3086[14:37] <the_elusive_teal> did he start yet?
3087[14:37] <furrywulfz> yes
3088[14:37] <the_elusive_teal> ty
3089[14:37] <furrywulfz> go to wharf area and invade pls
3090[14:37] <furrywulfz> Kappa
3091[14:37] <docmaximus> Hello chat what's going zone pimpin
3092[14:38] <masamoon11> lol please someone invade
3093[14:38] <ulixesvargas> hmm
3094[14:38] <bestcompilationofficial> @darthradovanviking I think you're confusing me with someone else
3095[14:38] <goldencolts> cheer1 cheer2 cheer3 cheer4 secret cheer do not read
3096[14:38] <bytegeist> Phil will destroy any invaders, git gud
3097[14:38] <ulixesvargas> some real quality streams here
3098[14:38] <darthradovanviking> I just saw a pink name @bestcompilationofficial sorry
3099[14:38] <1buttondash> i don't even have this game, i returned it almost immediatly. i just don't like this souls game
3100[14:38] <zybatzuu> Trying to invade him but for some reason too many people still play this game
3101[14:38] <thenewfaceofcreation> brb
3102[14:38] <zybatzuu> Keep getting other ppl
3103[14:38] <betheallen> viking switch to pink then
3104[14:38] <dspfandood> git guide
3105[14:38] <spiraldoespc> Squid1 Squid2 Squid3 Squid4
3106[14:38] <bestcompilationofficial> No problem
3107[14:38] <eternia_forever> that is the same code i have on my luggage @Goldencolts
3108[14:38] <bytegeist> @1ButtonDash it's not that different from the other fromsoft games
3109[14:39] <spiraldoespc> atpRtsd3 atpRtsd4
3110[14:39] <darthradovanviking> I repliet do the worng person @BeTheAllen
3111[14:39] <1buttondash> yea it is
3112[14:39] <baronbonghits6969> The bankers are putting poison in our food and water
3113[14:39] <spiraldoespc> atpIzza atpIzza atpIzza
3114[14:39] <1buttondash> to me it just doesn't feel like any other souls game
3115[14:39] <masamoon11> @zybatzuu you must be on the first play through since phil is
3116[14:39] <betweenacockandahardplace> phil needs to play simpsons hit&run
3117[14:39] <spiraldoespc> atpShh atpShh atpShh
3118[14:39] <bytegeist> Phil needs to play Super Mario World
3119[14:39] <1buttondash> like the way the character handles and the movement
3120[14:39] <furrywulfz> hard to believe phil actually isn't on a blind run right now
3121[14:39] <encelor> shadow people are funded by the goverment
3122[14:39] <masternutella> @1ButtonDash literally the same lol
3123[14:39] <encelor> Kappa
3124[14:39] <baronbonghits6969> Keep drinking fluoride guys
3125[14:39] * betheallen does the macarena
3126[14:40] <1buttondash> no way it's much more stiff
3127[14:40] <encelor> reptilians are in war with transexuals because their aura taste confusing
3128[14:40] <masamoon11> very stiff KappaRoss
3129[14:40] <encelor> Kappa
3130[14:40] <goldencolts> glass full of fluoride on a hot day like today Kreygasm
3131[14:40] <eternia_forever> @baronbonghits6969 people drink that ?
3132[14:40] <encelor> a glass of cyanide a day keeps cancer away Kappa
3133[14:41] <unveilingknight2077> Is anyone hyped for Destiny 2?
3134[14:41] <betheallen> cyanide WutFace
3135[14:41] <furrywulfz> lol no
3136[14:41] <betweenacockandahardplace> no
3137[14:41] <masamoon11> no
3138[14:41] <stinkinburrows> no
3139[14:41] <masternutella> I'm hyped for doomfist Kappa
3140[14:41] <encelor> i have seen destiny dlc so no
3141[14:41] <masamoon11> fuck that game
3142[14:41] <encelor> they barely learned shit
3143[14:41] <furrywulfz> i'd rather take cyanide than play destint 2
3144[14:41] <encelor> from first game
3145[14:41] <furrywulfz> *destiny
3146[14:41] <baronbonghits6969> They put chemicals in the water that turn the frogs gay
3147[14:42] <goldencolts> its a shame they didnt do a pun with the 2 and destiny
3148[14:42] <naughtyottsel22> how many deaths is he at/
3149[14:42] <unveilingknight2077> I think phil will be fooled twice. I've heard some bad news about D2.
3150[14:42] <encelor> they take underage childeren to slave camps on mars
3151[14:42] <betheallen> kill me and even my spirit will not wanna play destiny 2
3152[14:42] <masamoon11> but when i did play destiny there was this player with a mic and a creepy ass voice always followed me
3153[14:42] <furrywulfz> thats called an NPC
3154[14:42] <evildeadmrjohn> If Superman fought Fred Flintstone, who would win?
3155[14:42] <darlwing> What is he doing?
3156[14:42] <furrywulfz> Kappa
3157[14:42] <an_ohio_fan> @unveilingknight2077 what have you heard?
3158[14:42] <encelor> fred flinstone
3159[14:42] <naughtyottsel22> how many deaths?
3160[14:43] <encelor> he from rock age
3161[14:43] <masamoon11> @furrywulfz lol no it was a player bud
3162[14:43] <encelor> easy to get kryptonite
3163[14:43] <evildeadmrjohn> Good point.
3164[14:43] <evildeadmrjohn> Or something.
3165[14:43] <sensationalmedia> "We listened. The next game will be better, we promise. Kappa " - Every AAA Game Company Ever
3166[14:43] <encelor> xD
3167[14:43] <unveilingknight2077> same lack of content like in D1
3168[14:43] <fedesso> this man has been peeing for 10 minutes
3169[14:43] <encelor> Willmaaaaaaaaaaa
3170[14:43] <darthradovanviking> its incedible if he did @fedesso
3171[14:43] <masternutella> Hes taking a shit
3172[14:43] <devilpirin> smh
3173[14:43] <zagesaw> always make sure to wash your hands too
3174[14:43] <fedesso> I wish I could pee for that long
3175[14:44] <fedesso> its an endlessly satisfying feeling
3176[14:44] <masamoon11> Kappa
3177[14:44] <encelor> shadow people finger your butthole and kidnap you at night - alex jones
3178[14:44] <unveilingknight2077> another new short campaign with a cliffhanger ending
3179[14:44] <sensationalmedia> He doesn't even have to worry about Panda walking in anymore. He's probably completely naked for this one.
3180[14:44] <betweenacockandahardplace> CD project red are the only good game makers.
3181[14:44] <docmaximus> The v8 gives you the runs
3182[14:44] <darthradovanviking> he is taking a break. And to be honest people need a break after this long. I at least just like it
3183[14:44] <encelor> squirts
3184[14:44] <devilpirin> just make sure you don't pull your dick out by accident phil
3185[14:44] <furrywulfz> how long has he played?
3186[14:44] <fedesso> yeah, no I don't blame him for taking a fiver
3187[14:44] <devilpirin> I'm jk
3188[14:44] <stinkinburrows> if you take this long in the bathroom you might wanna check for hemorrhoids
3189[14:44] <sensationalmedia> like 2 hours
3190[14:45] <furrywulfz> phil needs to protect his dying eyesight
3191[14:45] <furrywulfz> Kappa
3192[14:45] <devilpirin> jsksi :D
3193[14:45] <sensationalmedia> actually less
3194[14:45] <sensationalmedia> about an hour and a half
3195[14:45] <deadshot130> Phil sucks cock
3196[14:45] <naughtyottsel22> how many deaths is he at?
3197[14:45] <goldencolts> CmonBruh
3198[14:45] <masamoon11> lmao
3199[14:45] <furrywulfz> well at least he won't get blood clots, thats a good thing?
3200[14:45] <devilpirin> asscock
3201[14:45] <an_ohio_fan> @unveilingknight2077 I hope not. Part of me wants to say that they listened and made it better... but then the other part of me says it's gonna be a re skin of Destiny
3202[14:46] <encelor> I'm the weirdo? Because I'm sitting in a tree going OOH OOH OOH AAH AAH AAH -alex jones Kappa
3203[14:46] <evildeadmrjohn> Pigs are smarter than bears, but they can't ride motorcycles.
3204[14:46] <straizo1> is it over?
3205[14:46] <stinkinburrows> @deadshot130 yea your bf Phil does, but not this phil, you're confused
3206[14:46] <butter__my__bread> it'd be hilarious if he came back n everyone was gone, he'd have to postpone the PT moon2WINKY
3207[14:46] <sensationalmedia> are we making up insults now? dicknose
3208[14:46] <sensationalmedia> cockbasket
3209[14:46] <naughtyottsel22> guess no one is answering
3210[14:46] <masamoon11> cock cheese
3211[14:46] <encelor> The government is using chemicals to create gay people - alex jones
3212[14:46] <an_ohio_fan> Tbh I got the good edition where everything was a total of $60 bucks so I got it easy lol
3213[14:46] <reachworld10> Jesus, pause' still going?
3214[14:46] <goldencolts> thats true though
3215[14:47] <furrywulfz> its a 15 minute break
3216[14:47] <unveilingknight2077> I hope the game feels improved. I haven't preordered.
3217[14:47] <evildeadmrjohn> @NaughtyOttsel22 40 something.
3218[14:47] <bliksem_piebe> gotta take a break from your hard job
3219[14:47] <masterswielder> How far did Phil get yesterday?
3220[14:47] <masamoon11> yo should i get doom 4
3221[14:47] <sensationalmedia> reminds me of spongebob when patrick gets a job Kappa
3222[14:47] <darthradovanviking> or any job for that matter @bliksem_piebe unless you are medeival
3223[14:47] <masamoon11> it looks fucking rad
3224[14:47] <encelor> you damn reptiods ruining our countries Kappa
3225[14:48] <masterswielder> There is no Doom 4. You mean Doom 2016?
3226[14:48] <furrywulfz> unfortunately most jobs you get told when you can break
3227[14:48] <thatanonymouse> Deum?
3228[14:48] <baronbonghits6969> Cheer100 (((They))) put chemicals in the water that turn the freaking frogs gay. Also 9/11 was an inside job.
3229[14:48] <masamoon11> @masterswielder yeah my bad. i see lots of people call it doom 4
3230[14:48] <furrywulfz> just call it doom 4
3231[14:48] <sensationalmedia> don't call it Doom 2016, when you put the year behind it it sounds like cancer
3232[14:48] <goldencolts> doom 4 who?
3233[14:48] <darthradovanviking> cheer100 WE ARE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING RAAAHHH!!!
3234[14:48] <sensationalmedia> like ghostbusters 2016, or simcity 2013
3235[14:48] <furrywulfz> or 3, cause that crap game should've never existed anyway
3236[14:48] <an_ohio_fan> We can just call it DOOM
3237[14:49] <masamoon11> so should i get it
3238[14:49] <doctormaul> Did Phil complete dark souls 2 the first time?
3239[14:49] <an_ohio_fan> But it is an amazing game
3240[14:49] <masterxeon2002> sort of
3241[14:49] <friedweeb> doom 2016 is so good
3242[14:49] <encelor> simcity 2013 is shit
3243[14:49] <masterxeon2002> if you count spam lighnting spears at things
3244[14:49] <masamoon11> @friedweeb should i get it?
3245[14:49] <sensationalmedia> the simcity game literally nobody asked for
3246[14:49] <encelor> i am glad their company got dropped by EA
3247[14:49] <eternia_forever> get back to your devices he will be back soon folks
3248[14:49] <furrywulfz> has phil played classic doom?
3249[14:49] <kingjezal> @doctormaul Yes, though he never killed Ancient Dragon, Lud & Zallen, or Aldia.
3250[14:49] <baronbonghits6969> (((They))) put chemicals in the water that turn the freaking frogs gay. Also, 9/11 was an inside job
3251[14:50] <1buttondash> i actually played a lot of the simcity 2013 game. if you didn't focus on the city area not being "big" you could build some cool stuff
3252[14:50] <friedweeb> yes @masamoon11 of those games are your type
3253[14:50] <encelor> hillary is a reptoid
3254[14:50] <doctormaul> Ok thanks. I like these redemption streams
3255[14:50] <encelor> Kappa
3256[14:50] <baronbonghits6969> Hello
3257[14:50] <baronbonghits6969> Am I banned?
3258[14:50] <sensationalmedia> @baronbonghits6969 why are you just randomly saying facts?
3259[14:50] <masterxeon2002> this isn't a redemption run according to Phil tho Kappa
3260[14:50] <masterxeon2002> just enjoy the stream
3261[14:50] <darthradovanviking> no @baronbonghits6969
3262[14:50] <masterxeon2002> :D
3263[14:50] <goldencolts> @baronbonghits6969 no
3264[14:50] <royal_phalanx91> How long has Phil been in the fucking bathroom?
3265[14:50] <iconicmaster1> Dick MorphinTime
3266[14:50] <darthradovanviking> you want to be?
3267[14:51] <baronbonghits6969> No
3268[14:51] <bowlofbran> yay!
3269[14:51] <encelor> Kappa
3270[14:51] <butter__my__bread> @kingjezal he didn't kill darklurker
3271[14:51] <killersgtgrunt> @masamoon11 dude you should get it,pretty sure its cheap now aswell
3272[14:51] <baronbonghits6969> My cheers aren't showing up
3273[14:51] <masamoon11> @friedweeb of course. i prefer fighting and rpgs but ill play a shoot em up too
3274[14:51] <the_package> Woooow duuuude. Gotta get that shirt
3275[14:51] <kingjezal> @Butter__My__Bread Him too.
3276[14:51] <eternia_forever> see told ya
3277[14:51] <darthradovanviking> its and alex jones meme
3278[14:51] <unveilingknight2077> I love phils cooking with the king vids.
3279[14:51] <furrywulfz> takes a while to inhale from a good bong
3280[14:51] <encelor> r9k on?
3281[14:51] <masamoon11> @killersgtgrunt ah yeah its only 20$
3282[14:51] <encelor> i couldnt Kappa again
3283[14:51] <sensationalmedia> Cooking with the King is a parody series. OpieOP
3284[14:51] <doctormaul> Dsp should replay fallout 3
3285[14:51] <1buttondash> basically cities skylines is simcity 2013 with more build area room yet nobody plays it
3286[14:52] <iconicmaster1> My beloved Rita emote is gone BibleThump FailFish
3287[14:52] <eternia_forever> doooooooooood
3288[14:52] <naughtyottsel22> bugged cheer mechanics
3289[14:52] <encelor> damn you muxxiiyyy
3290[14:52] <deep_drive> rita has been gone for a long time iconicmaster
3291[14:52] <butter__my__bread> Alex Jones was that infamous cult leader?
3292[14:52] <theycallmejimbob> hey deep
3293[14:52] <killersgtgrunt> @masamoon11 for that price its worth it
3294[14:52] <iconicmaster1> I know
3295[14:52] <naughtyottsel22> bugged twitch bits mechanics
3296[14:52] <baronbonghits6969> I'll try again
3297[14:52] <encelor> alex jones still on youtube
3298[14:52] <naughtyottsel22> nothing you could do d00d
3299[14:52] <the_package> Twitch <
3300[14:52] <theycallmejimbob> no that was Jim Jones I think Butter__My__Bread
3301[14:52] <eternia_forever> HeyGuys HeyGuys @Deep_Drive
3302[14:52] <deep_drive> KonCha jimbob bethe bobbi and eternia
3303[14:53] <masamoon11> @killersgtgrunt indeed it looks so rad
3304[14:53] <unveilingknight2077> boss time
3305[14:53] <thenewfaceofcreation> god
3306[14:53] <betheallen> hey deep
3307[14:53] <darthradovanviking> Maybe it's has sokmething to do with the bong hits ?
3308[14:53] <thenewfaceofcreation> hey deep
3309[14:53] <encelor> Degunked
3310[14:53] <bowlofbran> you beat boss Phil? gj
3311[14:53] <betweenacockandahardplace> boss hype.
3312[14:53] <bowlofbran> oh nvm
3313[14:53] <thatanonymouse> dsp should do a twitch and bong hits and chill stream
3314[14:53] <deathballer250> I love it when he clears his throat directly into the mic ffs.
3315[14:53] <royal_phalanx91> sound?
3316[14:53] <encelor> boss hype VoHiYo
3317[14:53] <deep_drive> welcome back vidar :D
3318[14:53] <betheallen> time to die a lont of times
3319[14:53] <butter__my__bread> I know Jones was the last name and i think his first name was Jim bc i had a classmate named Jim Jones in grade school
3320[14:53] <evildeadmrjohn> Pro tip. Poke it.
3321[14:53] <eternia_forever> bing Bong Bang Boom @DarthRadovanViking
3322[14:53] <butter__my__bread> @evildeadmrjohn Phil would go into the fetal position w/o chats help XD
3323[14:54] <royal_phalanx91> nvm
3324[14:54] <thatanonymouse> this becomes a regular enemy later on
3325[14:54] <goldencolts> curved swords :O
3326[14:54] <royal_phalanx91> CHUG
3327[14:54] <darthradovanviking> id don't know chinese @Eternia_Forever
3328[14:54] <1buttondash> why double gulp?
3329[14:54] <encelor> dat damage tho xD
3330[14:54] <stuart360> Phil tanking this
3331[14:54] <eternia_forever> hes dead
3332[14:54] <evildeadmrjohn> @Butter__My__Bread Hohoho!
3333[14:54] <thenewfaceofcreation> so bad at dodging
3334[14:54] <deep_drive> you won the bet yesterday bethe
3335[14:54] <thatanonymouse> @1ButtonDash someone told him to mash squard to drink faster
3336[14:54] <furrywulfz> dual rapiers so strong
3337[14:54] <furrywulfz> lol
3338[14:54] <zybatzuu> Yeah pretty overpowered
3339[14:54] <the_package> After Nioh this is too easy
3340[14:54] <stuart360> 3 bosses, 3 one shots
3341[14:54] <betweenacockandahardplace> SeemsGood
3342[14:54] <bliksem_piebe> PogChamp
3343[14:54] <betheallen> i know deep 25 deaths for first stream
3344[14:54] <goldencolts> victoly
3345[14:54] <eternia_forever> me either lmao @DarthRadovanViking
3346[14:54] <euffy> Joke boss?
3347[14:54] <shemp89> Are these bosses supposed to be easy?
3348[14:54] <butter__my__bread> Harr har har, amirite?
3349[14:54] <royal_phalanx91> easy
3350[14:54] <encelor> VoHiYo
3351[14:54] <doctormaul> Gg
3352[14:55] <theycallmejimbob> easy peasy
3353[14:55] <eternia_forever> phew
3354[14:55] <thatanonymouse> if he was using a pine resin, he'd have won already
3355[14:55] <kingjezal> cheer1000 cheer1000 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 3-0 against bosses
3356[14:55] <gosoxtim> that it?
3357[14:55] <thatanonymouse> dayum niiice
3358[14:55] <betweenacockandahardplace> good job phil.
3359[14:55] <chairmancaleb> @shemp89, Early on ones? Yes.
3360[14:55] <re_avenger> gj
3361[14:55] <encelor> get that ass stabbed
3362[14:55] <amineo2> Flexile Sentry is easy
3363[14:55] <betheallen> damn it jimbob you getting lucky
3364[14:55] <darthradovanviking> nice cheer @KingJezal
3365[14:55] <goldencolts> thats a big cheer
3366[14:55] <deep_drive> easy peasy
3367[14:55] <dooley258> cheer1000
3368[14:55] <wubegg> [current year]
3369[14:55] <thenewfaceofcreation> wow
3370[14:55] <freeze9292> Witch boss is the hardest?
3371[14:55] <betheallen> nice cheer
3372[14:55] <thatanonymouse> 2017 god bless
3373[14:55] <evildeadmrjohn> @Shemp89 Well, this boss is really easy in the first place. The rapiers helps, though.
3374[14:55] <eternia_forever> ahhhhhhhhh @KingJezal with the very nice show of support
3375[14:55] <stuart360> 3 bosses, 3 one shots, i'd like to see the trolls do that
3376[14:55] <amineo2> Next one is Ruin Sentinels, if you remember, Phil raged so hard at this one in his original playthrough
3377[14:55] <thenewfaceofcreation> 1000 bits dood
3378[14:55] <bowlofbran> nice guy KingJezal
3379[14:55] <gxpopcorn69> BOO
3380[14:55] <royal_phalanx91> What is the hardest boss?
3381[14:55] <zybatzuu> Yeah shemp basically until ruin setinals are all joke bosses
3382[14:55] <kingjezal> @Royal_Phalanx91 Fume Knight
3383[14:55] <betheallen> time for vidar to do a cheer
3384[14:55] <unveilingknight2077> whoa! very nice cheers.
3385[14:55] <daisoujoe> isn't this overpowered setup chat gave him going to stagger most things
3386[14:56] <kingjezal> Or Lud & Zallen
3387[14:56] <thatanonymouse> skill gets rewarded
3388[14:56] <stinkinburrows> Cheer1billion , I think my cheers are messed up Kappa
3389[14:56] <slowpoke_1793> stuart360 its not a oneshot if it took multiple hits to kill the boss...
3390[14:56] <winderfiend764> R.i.p Lucatiel
3391[14:56] <doctormaul> Are bots charged to credit card? How does it work?
3392[14:56] <darthradovanviking> can you do one for me @BeTheAllen ? :P
3393[14:56] <thatanonymouse> well deserved too
3394[14:56] <doctormaul> Bits
3395[14:56] <butter__my__bread> Champions Cov would be for the best if he's gonna use rapiers. they have ridiculous dmg for how fast n stamina efficient they are moon2HAHAA
3396[14:56] <deep_drive> Phil's weapon is the new bkh :D
3397[14:56] <kamjerzy> @darksydephil Rapiers have good counter damage meaning when you and an enemy hit each other at the same time, you'll do more damage!
3398[14:56] <betheallen> actually i cant do a cheer i dont have bits
3399[14:56] <betheallen> :D
3400[14:56] <fluttershy1970> time for vidar to win the cheer war
3401[14:56] <zybatzuu> Can't wait till he starts fighting somewhat difficult bosses
3402[14:56] <zybatzuu> Like this one coming
3403[14:56] <butter__my__bread> oh well
3404[14:56] <thatanonymouse> i dont even know wtf a bit is
3405[14:56] <butter__my__bread> moon2WOO
3406[14:56] <darthradovanviking> It's such a sweet cheer thouhg 2017 I don't want to challenge that :D
3407[14:57] <encelor> isn't this the place with milf anitos
3408[14:57] <jesterkl> milf anitos Kreygasm
3409[14:57] <chairmancaleb> @zybatzuu, Sir Alonne...one can only hope he does the DLC bosses.
3410[14:57] <butter__my__bread> a bit is 1¢
3411[14:57] <royal_phalanx91> I hope he does the DLC
3412[14:57] <thatanonymouse> is there a bonfire? he oughta level
3413[14:57] <goldencolts> a bit used to mean 12 and a half cents which makes twitch using the term kind of BabyRage
3414[14:57] <evildeadmrjohn> I do hope he is playing the DLCs, I just love bosses such as Sir Alonne.
3415[14:57] <butter__my__bread> he's doin all three dlcs tight?
3416[14:57] <re_avenger> ruin sentinels MiniK
3417[14:57] <masamoon11> tight KappaRoss
3418[14:57] <darthradovanviking> yeah a bit is 10 cent to the streamer would be more accurate
3419[14:58] <stuart360> The DLC's are built into this version so i would think he will do them
3420[14:58] <zybatzuu> Hope so, DLC's are the only challenging content in DS2 sadly
3421[14:58] <deep_drive> 1 cent vidar
3422[14:58] <encelor> 100 bit is a dolla right?
3423[14:58] <darthradovanviking> sorry eya
3424[14:58] <darthradovanviking> h
3425[14:58] <zybatzuu> So he hopefully will
3426[14:58] <kamjerzy> @darksydephil you should continue to only level Dex for those rapiers, no point using the maces at this point
3427[14:58] <doctormaul> I see the bit icon on my phone will it charge me? Still don't understand bits
3428[14:58] <goldencolts> be very careful it will empty your bank account MiniK
3429[14:58] <the_package> Yes he does lol
3430[14:58] <butter__my__bread> @zybatzuu agreed at least in ng
3431[14:58] <eternia_forever> 100 bits is = to 1.00 for those asking
3432[14:59] <deep_drive> well in legal terms the value of a bit is 1 cent
3433[14:59] <encelor> hit it
3434[14:59] <butter__my__bread> that's why i was rooting for champions
3435[14:59] <evildeadmrjohn> @stuart360 Yeah, they are built into this version, but there still is a chance he will skip them. But I hope not.
3436[14:59] <thenewfaceofcreation> every cent counts dood
3437[14:59] <goldencolts> wish we could gamble with bits
3438[14:59] <bloodbornenow> my stream froze!! did he one shot the boss?
3439[14:59] <royal_phalanx91> This bit was actually tough past ruin sentinels
3440[14:59] <bobbi_ling> TheRinger
3441[14:59] <theycallmejimbob> mi KAPOW er
3442[14:59] <darthradovanviking> Not for anyone but the people receiving them though @Deep_Drive :P
3443[14:59] <betweenacockandahardplace> is he finishing crash 2nite
3444[14:59] <doctormaul> @eternia_forever thanks man. Money is too tight for me so no donations from me. Lol
3445[14:59] <betheallen> bobbi
3446[14:59] <juriqoa> 2000 bits is 20 dollars
3447[14:59] <betheallen> no jimmy
3448[14:59] <ubska> Just 1 dollar a month helps doods
3449[14:59] <theycallmejimbob> my bad bethe :(
3450[15:00] <bobbi_ling> MorphinTime TheRinger MorphinTime mika cosplay
3451[15:00] <deep_drive> hahaha yep vidar
3452[15:00] <bliksem_piebe> its lit
3453[15:00] <thatanonymouse> common fruit is poison resist
3454[15:00] <betheallen> bobbi i dont like her
3455[15:00] <jbbehemoth> cheer100 New to the stream, I've seen some detractor vids but this play through seems like an epic redemption run so far.
3456[15:00] <darthradovanviking> althoutgh It would be nice currency.
3457[15:00] <1buttondash> how did he know it wasn't an illusionary wall? aren't you supposed to hit the wall? all he did was walk up to it
3458[15:00] <butter__my__bread> moon2OOO
3459[15:00] <theycallmejimbob> I think he said earlier it will be his last stream of it iirc BetweenACockAndAHardPlace
3460[15:00] <eternia_forever> @doctormaul it is only nice to do what you can Nothing more
3461[15:00] <markymark52> Dark souls 2 you don't hit illusory walls.
3462[15:00] <bobbi_ling> you fap to her beth
3463[15:01] <markymark52> you just hit x on them to open them.
3464[15:01] <betweenacockandahardplace> ok
3465[15:01] <masamoon11> @1buttondash in ds2 you have to press X
3466[15:01] <betheallen> no bobbi never
3467[15:01] <thenewfaceofcreation> wow dood
3468[15:01] <1buttondash> ahh
3469[15:01] <encelor> buy all the harts
3470[15:01] * betheallen closes tab
3471[15:01] <encelor> sharts
3472[15:01] <flyeaglesfly01> Who even says fap anyway lol
3473[15:01] <theycallmejimbob> :o bethe
3474[15:01] <encelor> i do
3475[15:01] <deep_drive> i think twitch is just covering their behinds...they could get in trouble if they started saying a bit is worth more than a penny
3476[15:01] <doctormaul> @eternia_forever I support DSP though. Love his commentary
3477[15:01] <encelor> Fap Kreygasm
3478[15:01] <unveilingknight2077> I never knew about the illusory wall activation. Good to know.
3479[15:01] <betheallen> jimbob
3480[15:02] <kamjerzy> @darksydephil No point upgrading the maces, it's a waste at this point Phil, just keep the rapiers and upgrade Dex
3481[15:02] <theycallmejimbob> if you're a Mika main BeTheAllen you have to pay LTG 20 bucks for a set :(
3482[15:02] <ericeericson> naw, bits are a penny to the streamer. The donater needs to pay the tax
3483[15:02] <encelor> is the menu of the game flinkring?
3484[15:02] <bobbi_ling> its your bed time beth
3485[15:02] <masamoon11> as a DS veteran im here to help ;)
3486[15:02] <eternia_forever> that name you just responded to @theycallmejimbob dspEw dspEw DansGame DansGame WutFace WutFace
3487[15:02] <killer_bheaze> spam adaptability
3488[15:02] <theycallmejimbob> :D Eternia_Forever yeah I had to do a double take
3489[15:02] <betheallen> nah bobbi it is soon tho
3490[15:02] <kingjezal> If you're not using a shield, don't slack on the ADP
3491[15:02] <encelor> is phils game menu flinkering goys?
3492[15:03] <gxpopcorn69> BITS are dumb they cost more than what they worth
3493[15:03] <encelor> the cam seems notmal
3494[15:03] <encelor> normal
3495[15:03] <kamjerzy> @darksydephil use boss soul!
3496[15:03] <goldencolts> no your having a seizure
3497[15:03] <thatanonymouse> you need health eventually
3498[15:03] <thatanonymouse> imo
3499[15:03] <bobbi_ling> why do you leave early now beth
3500[15:03] <theycallmejimbob> :D Bobbi
3501[15:03] <encelor> wtf it was twitch
3502[15:03] <bobbi_ling> hes playing unfarted snore in 10 mins
3503[15:03] <combobreakin> you lose your fast roll though
3504[15:03] <deep_drive> he probably has to tuck bex into bed bobbi
3505[15:03] <killer_bheaze> its 70% for fat roll isnt it
3506[15:03] <thatanonymouse> you can go up to 49.9%
3507[15:04] <masamoon11> @bobbi_ling lol unfarted snore wtf
3508[15:04] <salv88> its the ring not endurance
3509[15:04] <doctormaul> I'm a DS veteran too had a DS a long time favorite game is chrono trigger. Kappa
3510[15:04] <thatanonymouse> you get a slower roll at 50%
3511[15:04] <betheallen> the last week or so is because my wife and her illness otherwise its uaully cause i get tired lol
3512[15:04] <salv88> fast roll is under 70%
3513[15:04] <thatanonymouse> 30% is even faster
3514[15:04] <betheallen> deep cahman she isnt a kid
3515[15:04] <combobreakin> yeah 30 is faster
3516[15:04] <eternia_forever> very good @doctormaul
3517[15:04] <doctormaul> Lol
3518[15:04] <bobbi_ling> #wifechat
3519[15:04] <thatanonymouse> it goes 30 then 50 then 70 for fat roll
3520[15:04] <salv88> roll is not faster,its longer
3521[15:04] <kamjerzy> @darksydephil it's the Royal soldier ring that is keeping your weight low not the endurance
3522[15:04] <combobreakin> if you can still time your rolls though its fine
3523[15:04] <encelor> Tutorial
3524[15:04] <encelor> area
3525[15:04] <deep_drive> :D everyone likes to get tucked in bethe
3526[15:04] <thatanonymouse> there's rosabeth of melfina too
3527[15:04] <chairmancaleb> @DarksydePhil Basement area first, trust me!
3528[15:04] <betheallen> bobbi likes getting tucked in
3529[15:05] <splodeyjesus> DONT TELL HIM
3530[15:05] <deep_drive> true
3531[15:05] <encelor> yes
3532[15:05] <stuart360> The tutorial one is pointless
3533[15:05] <kingjezal> Hmm
3534[15:05] <encelor> @DarksydePhil do any
3535[15:05] <direwolfsif> You got medium roll fast for is 30% and under fat roll is 70% and above
3536[15:05] <deadchildsun> @darksydephil i think you should stop reading the chat for help BlessRNG
3537[15:05] <thatanonymouse> i say rosabeth, she's another one
3538[15:05] <deadshot130> You need the branch for later
3539[15:05] <deadchildsun> @darksydephil do whatever you want OSsloth
3540[15:05] <thatanonymouse> if you walk towards the tutorial from mujala, there's an alternate path
3541[15:05] <royal_phalanx91> the pyromancer girl
3542[15:05] <kamjerzy> @darksydephil DONT do either, save them for later, they'll be much more important later on
3543[15:05] <bobbi_ling> dont do tutorial one
3544[15:05] <combobreakin> not going to spoil the game man
3545[15:05] <darthradovanviking> I think he is asking for an opinion @Deadchildsun
3546[15:05] <bliksem_piebe> Dont use the chat thats gay
3547[15:05] <eternia_forever> @Deep_Drive bein tucked into bed by a hot young woman = priceless
3548[15:06] <deadchildsun> lel
3549[15:06] <masamoon11> dont use them yet
3550[15:06] <thatanonymouse> you getmore soon, you can spare a branch right now
3551[15:06] <theycallmejimbob> the boss streak continues SwiftRage
3552[15:06] <dspfandood> this is a co op piebe
3553[15:06] <deadshot130> You need a branch to access the Lost Bastille boss
3554[15:06] <thatanonymouse> they're pretty generous with them
3555[15:06] <dspfandood> lel
3556[15:06] <gxpopcorn69> penis
3557[15:06] <splodeyjesus> "I can beat anygame if I want to, im one of the best all around gamers in the country" What do i do guys
3558[15:06] <splodeyjesus> :)
3559[15:06] <bobbi_ling> use it for ruin sentinels
3560[15:06] <eternia_forever> @theycallmejimbob how many deaths thus far on this stream ?
3561[15:06] <deep_drive> :D yup eternia...also doing other things in bed with a hot young woman if ya know what i mean
3562[15:06] <combobreakin> he is going to mistime his rolls now lol
3563[15:06] <thatanonymouse> noo bacck bck
3564[15:06] <darthradovanviking> @SplodeyJesus what is with the quotation marks?
3565[15:06] <thatanonymouse> wait i think this is it
3566[15:06] <thatanonymouse> yea go forward
3567[15:06] <theycallmejimbob> I think 8 so far Eternia_Forever I might be wrong with that
3568[15:07] <zybatzuu> Like 6 or 7 in war
3569[15:07] <eternia_forever> @Deep_Drive yessssssssssssssss
3570[15:07] <splodeyjesus> Those are things Phil has said/
3571[15:07] <thatanonymouse> this is it
3572[15:07] <encelor> aint this the area with the guy that ahd thata wesome swor
3573[15:07] <bobbi_ling> "those are things phil said"
3574[15:07] <thatanonymouse> theres an npc ahead
3575[15:07] <jbbehemoth> Do the chick you give clothes to
3576[15:07] <masamoon11> keep going
3577[15:07] <sensationalmedia> totally new?
3578[15:07] <kamjerzy> @darksydephil you should make your way and fight the pursuer at this point.
3579[15:07] <bliksem_piebe> reads chat
3580[15:07] <darthradovanviking> so what do you want to know exactly? @SplodeyJesus I do not understand your question
3581[15:07] <sensationalmedia> this is that foggy forest place
3582[15:07] <agentmainez> there is where the BKH is in this game
3583[15:07] <encelor> yes that sword
3584[15:07] <thatanonymouse> i think you talk to him
3585[15:07] <deadchildsun> oh thats gonna be fun
3586[15:07] <deadchildsun> BlessRNG
3587[15:07] <sensationalmedia> moonlight greatsword Kreygasm
3588[15:07] <masamoon11> phil i think you have to use it to get further in that area
3589[15:08] <jarmade> he remembers nothing about this game jesus
3590[15:08] <gxpopcorn69> wtf yall high phil HAS said that
3591[15:08] <combobreakin> MLGS is for scrubs
3592[15:08] <splodeyjesus> DSP says he is the best gamers in the country, But he asking chat where to go and what to do.
3593[15:08] <bytegeist> kill for shiny sword PogChamp
3594[15:08] <eternia_forever> i thought you were supposed to be the book keeper of sorts with those stats NotLikeThis NotLikeThis @theycallmejimbob
3595[15:08] <doctormaul> Not too many people can do level design like the Souls games
3596[15:08] <sensationalmedia> that's the video where pandalee is making those bj motions
3597[15:08] <darthradovanviking> when did he say that @SplodeyJesus ?
3598[15:08] <thatanonymouse> theres a girl this direction, you can use the branch on here, rosabeth of melfia
3599[15:08] <encelor> he does not drop that sword now
3600[15:08] <thenewfaceofcreation> lol
3601[15:08] <thatanonymouse> *on her
3602[15:08] <thenewfaceofcreation> gtab
3603[15:08] <deep_drive> good riddance lol
3604[15:08] <stinkinburrows> pairson
3605[15:08] <darthradovanviking> I have watched the whole stream he didn't even mention it
3606[15:08] <aiunii> That isn't even the real sword
3607[15:08] <sensationalmedia> it's an ancient meme Kappa
3608[15:08] <naddodr> it's a troll meme
3609[15:08] <eternia_forever> but whole
3610[15:09] <thatanonymouse> theres an ambush too
3611[15:09] <masamoon11> yes you do
3612[15:09] <thatanonymouse> poison iirc
3613[15:09] <encelor> ye
3614[15:09] <wholetruthbruce> Fractured but whole
3615[15:09] <gxpopcorn69> cucks
3616[15:09] <masamoon11> no
3617[15:09] <sensationalmedia> i don't know phil, let's find out
3618[15:09] <masamoon11> no it's not
3619[15:09] <thenewfaceofcreation> no
3620[15:09] <deep_drive> that was like 5 years ago btw...and since then hes retracted that statement many times...but its just something trolls like to use
3621[15:09] <thenewfaceofcreation> yes
3622[15:09] <goldencolts> dspEw
3623[15:09] <thenewfaceofcreation> no
3624[15:09] <doctormaul> Blair with project
3625[15:09] <thenewfaceofcreation> yes
3626[15:09] <thatanonymouse> be cautious, this area is dangerous
3627[15:09] <sensationalmedia> it's just a big dick phil, he's got the bbc gene
3628[15:09] <doctormaul> Witch
3629[15:09] <theycallmejimbob> :D Eternia_Forever I think he has to die 17 more times for me to lose
3630[15:09] <thatanonymouse> lawl
3631[15:09] <royalfan121> Phil how is dark souls going
3632[15:09] <darthradovanviking> @Deep_Drive Gotcha
3633[15:09] <betweenacockandahardplace> poke him and see.
3634[15:09] <encelor> poison goys
3635[15:09] <sensationalmedia> RIP door
3636[15:09] <stinkinburrows> let me just lock myself in a jail cell with a naked dude
3637[15:10] <bobbi_ling> at one point phil was one of countries best gamers. tournament results say so
3638[15:10] <chairmancaleb> @DarksydePhil Just a tip, when you open a door going towards it instead of pulling it open, you ccan roll mid way which will speed things up.
3639[15:10] <theycallmejimbob> ah-ha
3640[15:10] <jesterkl> LUL
3641[15:10] <sensationalmedia> Door: "I didn't do anything but I still got hit."
3642[15:10] <masamoon11> use it
3643[15:10] <gxpopcorn69> BBC gene - LTG
3644[15:10] <masamoon11> use it phil
3645[15:10] <thatanonymouse> this isnt the tutorial area, it's a different path
3646[15:10] <deadchildsun> different* FailFish
3647[15:10] <theycallmejimbob> british broadcasting channel?
3648[15:10] <thatanonymouse> the tutorial area is still along another path
3649[15:10] <eternia_forever> lol alright sir it is looking that you will be a glorious winner then on this given day, very good sir @theycallmejimbob
3650[15:10] <deep_drive> very true bobbi he won evo east two years in a row
3651[15:10] <thatanonymouse> fuck yo poison
3652[15:10] <encelor> prego
3653[15:10] <bobbi_ling> :D
3654[15:10] <direwolfsif> it's the different path Phil not the tutorial area
3655[15:10] <theycallmejimbob> I don't want to count my chickens Eternia_Forever :D
3656[15:10] <bytegeist> WutFace
3657[15:10] <royalfan121> What is that green stuff coming of him
3658[15:10] <masamoon11> use it
3659[15:10] <encelor> poison
3660[15:11] <thatanonymouse> @royalfan121 it's a stamina boost effect
3661[15:11] <goldencolts> guacamole
3662[15:11] <masamoon11> use it dude
3663[15:11] <superbatcat> big sack monster
3664[15:11] <deadchildsun> *dies*
3665[15:11] <masamoon11> yes
3666[15:11] <thatanonymouse> yeah its a trophy
3667[15:11] <thatanonymouse> silver trophy alrite
3668[15:11] <doctormaul> Phil is good at avatar customization to make it look like him
3669[15:11] <encelor> rapier her
3670[15:11] <encelor> Kappa
3671[15:11] <darthradovanviking> don't get sick
3672[15:11] <bytegeist> try but hole
3673[15:11] <naddodr> cough
3674[15:11] <sensationalmedia> he's not hairy enough to be phil
3675[15:11] <thatanonymouse> exhaust her dialogue options
3676[15:11] <fedesso> I knew it
3677[15:11] <markymark52> I'd double pierce her for sure...
3678[15:11] <baronbonghits6969> Fuck her
3679[15:11] <jesterkl> Too bad you cant get her dress in the game :(
3680[15:11] <fedesso> I knew he was going to refer to the rapiers as dicks
3681[15:11] <eternia_forever> Probly wise this is Phil we are talking about after all, and he is sort of known to have a death streak here and there lol @theycallmejimbob
3682[15:12] <fedesso> I knew it
3683[15:12] <stinkinburrows> her head is too small for her body
3684[15:12] <bobbi_ling> owww
3685[15:12] <poops4u> pierce but hole
3686[15:12] <royal_phalanx91> Desert Sorceress Set Kreygasm
3687[15:12] <encelor> keep talking to her
3688[15:12] <thatanonymouse> sexy lil mexican chicka
3689[15:12] <eternia_forever> take her
3690[15:12] <markymark52> two in the pink and one in the stink.
3691[15:12] <thenewfaceofcreation> wow dood
3692[15:12] <sensationalmedia> You guys would smash her? MingLee
3693[15:12] <dball3r429> THICC
3694[15:12] <thatanonymouse> cobweb on her arm, that jeff hardy armband
3695[15:12] <sensationalmedia> she looks like a fucking neanderthal
3696[15:12] <stinkinburrows> Rosenbaum
3697[15:12] <bytegeist> ventriloquist PogChamp
3698[15:12] <eternia_forever> pull that dress up and see what is doin
3699[15:12] <sensationalmedia> pretty sure that's a trap
3700[15:12] <deadchildsun> bunch of loser weebs lel
3701[15:12] <theycallmejimbob> WutFace
3702[15:12] <eplegutten> Thank you so mutch for making me pregnant.
3703[15:12] <thatanonymouse> an amazon
3704[15:12] <dick_lightning_ii> DP her.... Dual Pierce Kappa
3705[15:12] <jesterkl> WutFace
3706[15:12] <doctormaul> Sounded like Eddie throwing up from Silent Hill 2
3707[15:12] <betweenacockandahardplace> she got that spicy booty.
3708[15:13] <georgielewis> Can I post yet?
3709[15:13] <goldencolts> thank her with the plunging attack
3710[15:13] <georgielewis> Oh sweet I can
3711[15:13] <thatanonymouse> you could sell it at least
3712[15:13] <theycallmejimbob> hello hello georgielewis
3713[15:13] <sensationalmedia> those shoulders, there's no way there isn't a dick under there
3714[15:13] <gxpopcorn69> cum woaaaahhh
3715[15:13] <stinkinburrows> well then take them off
3716[15:13] <deadchildsun> @doctormaul not really but i like the reference 4Head
3717[15:13] <encelor> Sexy Kappa
3718[15:13] <thatanonymouse> rosabeth sounds like a trans name tbh
3719[15:13] <bytegeist> Good thing you have a thrust weapon equipped KappaPride
3720[15:13] <eplegutten> why is it always british people
3721[15:13] <royal_phalanx91> Give her nothing, see what happens
3722[15:13] <dick_lightning_ii> Yeah it looks like a dude
3723[15:13] <royalfan121> Not seen much of the stream has he done any bosses yet
3724[15:13] <thatanonymouse> like a rosenburg gone rosenbeth
3725[15:13] <bytegeist> buy the invisible clothes from the trader Kappa
3726[15:13] <eternia_forever> she will take ANYTHING
3727[15:13] <thatanonymouse> give her gloves or something
3728[15:14] <thatanonymouse> or a hat
3729[15:14] <royal_phalanx91> Just give her a hat
3730[15:14] <dball3r429> mgsMix
3731[15:14] <eplegutten> lol
3732[15:14] <encelor> give her female armor aka bikini
3733[15:14] <sensationalmedia> "brb finding something lewd"
3734[15:14] <thatanonymouse> she only needs 1 article
3735[15:14] <thatanonymouse> not a full outfit
3736[15:14] <theycallmejimbob> he steamrolled a boss about 10 mins ago royalfan121 not sure if he has done more this stream
3737[15:14] <thatanonymouse> take back stuff
3738[15:14] <baronbonghits6969> I'd make her my gf
3739[15:14] <royal_phalanx91> Not much bikini armor in this game tbh
3740[15:14] <thatanonymouse> nonono
3741[15:14] <bytegeist> make sure to give her pants if you don't wanna see her feminine penis
3742[15:14] <georgielewis> How far is Phil?
3743[15:14] <eternia_forever> give here your man meat phil
3744[15:14] <royal_phalanx91> My DS3 female character is attractive
3745[15:14] <bobbi_ling> phils face when a trophy pops PogChamp
3746[15:14] <thatanonymouse> pyromancy is op iirc
3747[15:15] <dick_lightning_ii> Majula Majula
3748[15:15] <gofundmetxt> give her a traffic ticket
3749[15:15] <kamjerzy> @darksydephil good choice, ATM that's best place to use the branch
3750[15:15] <eplegutten> The voice caster dont seem talented.
3751[15:15] <thatanonymouse> you can use the gate now
3752[15:15] <eternia_forever> her
3753[15:15] <encelor> talk to the goy with big sword
3754[15:15] <deadchildsun> *dies*
3755[15:15] <sensationalmedia> "r u my gf now?"
3756[15:15] <theycallmejimbob> beginners trap NotLikeThis
3757[15:15] <dizaster0> LUL
3758[15:15] <betheallen> hahahhaahahhah
3759[15:15] <encelor> top 10 anime betaryals
3760[15:15] <masamoon11> raped by big demon dick
3761[15:15] <betheallen> wtf wtf
3762[15:15] <re_avenger> LOL
3763[15:15] <betheallen> :D
3764[15:15] <deadchildsun> LOL
3765[15:15] <dball3r429> mgsMVP mgsMVP
3766[15:15] <combobreakin> LMFAO
3767[15:15] <theycallmejimbob> heel turn NotLikeThis
3768[15:15] <gridlock27> cirLaugh naroXD atpRtsd
3769[15:15] <dizaster0> LMAOOOOO
3770[15:15] <naddodr> haha
3771[15:15] <thenewfaceofcreation> wow
3772[15:15] <eplegutten> haha
3773[15:15] <thatanonymouse> yep there was an ambushhahaha
3774[15:15] <dick_lightning_ii> WTF is that thing?
3775[15:15] <thenewfaceofcreation> ...
3776[15:15] <eternia_forever> lol
3777[15:15] <royal_phalanx91> LOL at running
3778[15:15] <encelor> baslik
3779[15:16] <thatanonymouse> run fprest
3780[15:16] <encelor> it can perify
3781[15:16] <fedesso> my
3782[15:16] <bytegeist> realistic scene of phil getting attacked by detractors
3783[15:16] <encelor> petrify
3784[15:16] <sensationalmedia> bitch set you up
3785[15:16] <fedesso> god
3786[15:16] <thenewfaceofcreation> gg phil
3787[15:16] <eplegutten> Do a barrel roll !
3788[15:16] <betheallen> jimbob it was her it was her all along
3789[15:16] <theycallmejimbob> aw son of a bitch
3790[15:16] <goldencolts> dspGlitch
3791[15:16] <thatanonymouse> nice
3792[15:16] <encelor> bahnfiya
3793[15:16] <kamjerzy> @darksydephil there's a bonfire in a jail cell
3794[15:16] <killer_bheaze> lol sure phil
3795[15:16] <betheallen> bonfire hype
3796[15:16] <roubador> That thing is the glitch emote personified
3797[15:16] <theycallmejimbob> stabby stabby
3798[15:17] <doctormaul> @eplegutten funny
3799[15:17] <encelor> yes
3800[15:17] <thatanonymouse> i've never gotten this far tbh lol
3801[15:17] <doctormaul> Peppy should say it though
3802[15:17] <aiunii> Did Phil get the Leo Ring?
3803[15:17] <bobbi_ling> shards are for casuls, dont use them. join champions covenant
3804[15:17] <doctormaul> Pepper
3805[15:17] <sensationalmedia> I stopped playing after the next area with all the fog
3806[15:17] <kharisma__one> DmC > this terrible game TriHard
3807[15:18] <darthradovanviking> hahhahahaha @Bobbi_Ling yeah it breaks the game
3808[15:18] <deadchildsun> nice this dudes finally gonna stop
3809[15:18] <betheallen> OH MAH GAWD
3810[15:18] <bobbi_ling> :D
3811[15:18] <encelor> that little person is a hallow
3812[15:18] <encelor> dwarf
3813[15:18] <royal_phalanx91> Join champions covenant
3814[15:18] <combobreakin> he needs more stamina
3815[15:18] <eplegutten> doctormaul: thank you
3816[15:18] <baronbonghits6969> 9/11 was an inside job
3817[15:19] <deadchildsun> part time
3818[15:19] <eplegutten> i know.
3819[15:19] <darthradovanviking> yeah probably @baronbonghits6969
3820[15:19] <dick_lightning_ii> Double thrust
3821[15:19] <zybatzuu> Lol
3822[15:19] <aloofone> anyone know when he is playing dangaronpa 2?
3823[15:19] <gxpopcorn69> never
3824[15:19] <sensationalmedia> liar dice!?
3825[15:19] <sensationalmedia> PogChamp
3826[15:19] <theycallmejimbob> tomorrow for the 2nd stream AloofOne iirc
3827[15:19] <doctormaul> Bet the PS3 had slowdown in this area
3828[15:19] <eplegutten> IF i buy ps+ does that work for both ps3 and ps4 ?
3829[15:19] <royal_phalanx91> is that girl dead?
3830[15:19] <aloofone> ok thanks
3831[15:20] <encelor> @Royal_Phalanx91 she at majula
3832[15:20] <deadchildsun> went back to majula
3833[15:20] <goldencolts> you dont say
3834[15:20] <royal_phalanx91> the door closed and she disappeared lol
3835[15:20] <re_avenger> this isnt on ps3
3836[15:20] <betheallen> fuck danganronpa
3837[15:20] <roubador> @Eplegutten yes and Vita as well
3838[15:20] <theycallmejimbob> calm down bethe
3839[15:20] <theycallmejimbob> uh oh NotLikeThis
3840[15:20] <direwolfsif> You can reopen door
3841[15:20] <stuart360> Yeah do that Phil, and fight the Pursuer
3842[15:21] <naddodr> boss hype!
3843[15:21] <eplegutten> Roubador: that makes it interesting,
3844[15:21] <aiunii> Leo ring + Rapier= GG
3845[15:21] <eplegutten> its like u get 2-3 for 1
3846[15:21] <darthradovanviking> well no champions covenant for phil then :(
3847[15:21] <doctormaul> I know I was referring to PS3 version having slowdown issues with ds2. That's all
3848[15:21] <axxelator> @theethicalpixel KonCha
3849[15:21] <zybatzuu> Cannot wait for the start of semi difficult bosses after and during ruin setinals
3850[15:21] <zybatzuu> Gonna be hype
3851[15:21] <deadchildsun> sentinels Kreygasm
3852[15:21] <killersgtgrunt> @Eplegutten as long as its the same acount it should work on both
3853[15:22] <goldencolts> OP rapier strat Kappa
3854[15:22] <a_scoundrel> you can solve that by... you know.. splitting by editing
3855[15:22] <eplegutten> killersgtgrunt: sweet.
3856[15:22] <manyperegrine81> Why are you looking at your laptop screen, Phil?
3857[15:22] <re_avenger> yeah the ps3 does have slowdowns, but it seems every version does
3858[15:22] <growlitheappears> Is anybody able to follow that stream on PS4? I get crashes all the time and i start getting really frustrated about that.
3859[15:22] <doctormaul> True. I still love the PS3. Mine is hooked up
3860[15:22] <mcismydream2> Duel Rapiers... cool.
3861[15:23] <encelor> is that a BURKA?
3862[15:23] <darthradovanviking> It's not the redemtion run anymore @ManyPeregrine81 he is allowed to :P
3863[15:23] <encelor> lmao
3864[15:23] <goldencolts> kill him
3865[15:23] <thatanonymouse> dsp said it wasnt a redemption run before it even began dude
3866[15:23] <eternia_forever> come to me
3867[15:23] <mcismydream2> She looks weird af.
3868[15:23] <fedesso> this is everything
3869[15:24] <cjfromtheguard> i love watching you phil. u r so entertaining!
3870[15:24] <fedesso> i hoped for
3871[15:24] <thenewfaceofcreation> LOL
3872[15:24] <theycallmejimbob> welp NotLikeThis
3873[15:24] <cjfromtheguard> no homo
3874[15:24] <manyperegrine81> @darthradovanviking So you came back from the dead huh Viking , nice :)
3875[15:24] <bobbi_ling> champions covenant just up the hill phil
3876[15:24] <fedesso> phil being self aware about chat trolls
3877[15:24] <fedesso> new strat to beat game
3878[15:24] <fedesso> im just
3879[15:24] <betheallen> fuuuuuuuuuuck
3880[15:24] <sensationalmedia> did they hurt your feelings Philip? Kappa
3881[15:24] <killer_bheaze> lol 'legit'
3882[15:24] <fedesso> AND DICK LIGHTNING
3883[15:24] <thatanonymouse> crotch thundah
3884[15:24] <manyperegrine81> How are you holding up Viking?
3885[15:24] <bobbi_ling> whats wrong beth
3886[15:24] <dick_lightning_ii> Yes powerful
3887[15:24] <a_scoundrel> How about it... play the game on your own without the hand holding?
3888[15:24] <re_avenger> yeah i love my ps3 too, but i never finished this because it turned me off
3889[15:24] <growlitheappears> PSN sucks ass man. I regret paying 50€/year if shit like this happens.
3890[15:24] <doctormaul> I made a mistake and called it a redemption run. My bad. I apologize
3891[15:24] <darthradovanviking> just fine @ManyPeregrine81
3892[15:24] <thatanonymouse> you still havent beat the pursuer either
3893[15:24] <mcismydream2> You can't have Dick Lightning anymore.
3894[15:24] <dick_lightning_ii> OP
3895[15:24] <superbatcat> with no dick lightening spear
3896[15:24] <naddodr> i really do love it when he goes off on "idiots in the stream chat" lol
3897[15:24] <betheallen> thaat means phil can play this game as a redemption run later on NotLikeThis
3898[15:24] <thatanonymouse> the pursuer is a short walk, it's very close to the bonfire
3899[15:24] <sensationalmedia> cheer100 It's cool Dave. I think you should play the game however you want to play it.
3900[15:24] <flyeaglesfly01> @GrowlitheAppears What happened?
3901[15:25] <bobbi_ling> PSN is down? MingLee
3902[15:25] <manyperegrine81> Viking, let me send a private message, I got a question for you?
3903[15:25] <goldencolts> fight a boss plz
3904[15:25] <theycallmejimbob> I doubt it BeTheAllen :D
3905[15:25] <chairmancaleb> Lets go, Pursuer!
3906[15:25] <mcismydream2> You didn't kill the Dragonslayer yet?
3907[15:25] <goldencolts> you have like six million bosses left
3908[15:25] <thenewfaceofcreation> boss pls
3909[15:25] <iconicmaster1> Dick MorphinTime FailFish
3910[15:25] <salv88> do Pursuer
3911[15:25] <betheallen> bobbi stop lauging
3912[15:25] <doomtrain84> even when he did his "redemption run" he still read screen chat. This isn't nothing new that he doesn't know on how not to rely on chat to beat a Dark Souls game
3913[15:25] <thatanonymouse> he's ran through all the bosses anyways, he's gonna rock this!
3914[15:25] <darthradovanviking> haha if he legitimately beat something I dont see why he would ever do an redemtion run @BeTheAllen
3915[15:25] <eternia_forever> kick his ass
3916[15:25] <aiunii> Dragon Slayer!!!
3917[15:25] <thenewfaceofcreation> DAVE
3918[15:25] <thenewfaceofcreation> inside joke dood
3919[15:25] <dick_lightning_ii> MorphinTime MorphinTime MorphinTime
3920[15:25] <a_scoundrel> Dave is really fat
3921[15:25] <thatanonymouse> down the ladder
3922[15:25] <mcismydream2> Pursuer has a weakness cheese...
3923[15:25] <manyperegrine81> Oh Davey
3924[15:25] <flyeaglesfly01> DaveSydePhil
3925[15:25] <growlitheappears> I can't watch the stream on my PS4 because PSN seems to crash every 5 mins
3926[15:25] <betheallen> i tell you wht wasnt legit
3927[15:25] <goldencolts> oh shoes dave
3928[15:25] <thenewfaceofcreation> if only was funny
3929[15:25] <thatanonymouse> go past the elevator
3930[15:25] <encelor> inside detractor joke Kappa
3931[15:25] <darthradovanviking> oh I thought it was because he looked like david brent
3932[15:25] <eternia_forever> @FlyEaglesFly01 lol
3933[15:26] <theycallmejimbob> uh oh BeTheAllen
3934[15:26] <betheallen> his dark souls 1 redemption run
3935[15:26] <elipsion> In his daily life they can him Phil, but in actually he is the great Dave
3936[15:26] <mcismydream2> If you parry Pursuer, you can use the crossbow machine and it'll likely instant kill him.
3937[15:26] <doctormaul> Dave's not here man. - cheech and chong
3938[15:26] <theycallmejimbob> WRONG BeTheAllen
3939[15:26] <betweenacockandahardplace> it was dave all along austin.
3940[15:26] <thatanonymouse> to the right
3941[15:26] <theycallmejimbob> aw son of a bitch
3942[15:26] <thatanonymouse> there yeah
3943[15:26] <betheallen> jimbob BKH was cheating
3944[15:26] <manyperegrine81> You don't say @encelor ohnLUL
3945[15:26] <royal_phalanx91> Phil now needs to do the Dark Souls 1 Redemption Run Redemption Run
3946[15:26] <thatanonymouse> its past the lift
3947[15:26] <flyeaglesfly01> @BetweenACockAndAHardPlace That name lololol
3948[15:26] <bobbi_ling> david brent is probably what the tip meant MingLee
3949[15:26] <thatanonymouse> nonono
3950[15:26] <kamjerzy> @darksydephil ever been told you look like Dante Hicks from Clerks?
3951[15:26] <royal_phalanx91> BKH was bullshit
3952[15:26] <thatanonymouse> theres a miniboss here
3953[15:26] <encelor> EleGiggle
3954[15:26] <betheallen> that and the only thing he redeemed was the summons
3955[15:26] <manyperegrine81> Who is David Brent? A comedian?
3956[15:26] <thenewfaceofcreation> @ThatAnonyMouse calm down man. phil can do it by himself
3957[15:26] <mcismydream2> This is where you get the resoration ring.
3958[15:26] <thatanonymouse> big ass shield dude
3959[15:26] <mcismydream2> It's a nice ring.
3960[15:26] <royal_phalanx91> PHIL REDEEMED NOTHING
3961[15:27] <stinkinburrows> beefy dude
3962[15:27] <bobbi_ling> comedian/actor
3963[15:27] <bobbi_ling> real name ricky gervais
3964[15:27] <kamjerzy> XD
3965[15:27] <darthradovanviking> cheer100 Do you know you look like Dante hicks from clerks phil?
3966[15:27] <thatanonymouse> it's a very high stat weapon, the grand lance
3967[15:27] <darthradovanviking> yeah @Bobbi_Ling
3968[15:27] <thatanonymouse> like 20s at least
3969[15:27] <kamjerzy> @darthradovanviking Love the copying of my comment <3
3970[15:27] <novaenforcer> @darthradovanviking why you trollin Kappa
3971[15:27] <thatanonymouse> you cant go through the door yet
3972[15:27] <flyeaglesfly01> lol
3973[15:27] <leonaras> He looks like david brent from the uk Office.
3974[15:28] <betheallen> :D
3975[15:28] <theycallmejimbob> he wasn't ready :(
3976[15:28] <thatanonymouse> but you can easily beat this dude
3977[15:28] <a_scoundrel> He looks like Roman Reigns.. Similar personality type too.
3978[15:28] <darthradovanviking> well let's compromise and call him dante brent then
3979[15:28] <manyperegrine81> Oh yeah Phil does look like Ricky Gervais. Only with a balding goatee ohnKoji
3980[15:28] <cjfromtheguard> shoot him with your super san
3981[15:28] <royal_phalanx91> STOOPID GAME
3982[15:28] <encelor> you can kill him
3983[15:28] <thatanonymouse> he doesnt respawn and he drops a nice ring
3984[15:28] <thatanonymouse> iirc
3985[15:28] <theycallmejimbob> stabby stabby
3986[15:28] <devilpirin> stupid game lol yeah sure
3987[15:28] <snutte_0> khaam awwn phil
3988[15:28] <encelor> the new dick lighting
3989[15:28] <thatanonymouse> cock thunkder
3990[15:28] <royal_phalanx91> These weapons seem OP
3991[15:28] <eternia_forever> jabby jabby @theycallmejimbob
3992[15:28] <eternia_forever> dammmmmmmmmmmmmm
3993[15:28] <theycallmejimbob> :D Eternia_Forever that too
3994[15:29] <goldencolts> they are OP rape years
3995[15:29] <manyperegrine81> Lol
3996[15:29] <encelor> Thunder Thunde THUNDER CATS HOOOOOOOOO Kreygasm
3997[15:29] <devilpirin> some body snipe Phil
3998[15:29] <eternia_forever> dick lightnings return
3999[15:29] <hikistream> will phil be playing the dlcs too?
4000[15:29] <theycallmejimbob> damn fear the Ralph Pierres
4001[15:29] <mcismydream2> Also to open dat door you need a certain ring.
4002[15:29] <devilpirin> open scholar and invade Phil
4003[15:29] <mcismydream2> First kill vendrick then you get the king's ring.
4004[15:29] <manyperegrine81> Stabbed in the balls too
4005[15:29] <mcismydream2> Or just grab the king.
4006[15:29] <mcismydream2> ring.
4007[15:29] <kamjerzy> @darksydephil Fight the pursuer!
4008[15:29] <devilpirin> grab the king
4009[15:29] <thenewfaceofcreation> yea yea yea
4010[15:29] <devilpirin> bapps
4011[15:29] <eternia_forever> If i could turn back time Cher
4012[15:29] <devilpirin> balls
4013[15:30] <doctormaul> Ok my fave Mexican restaurant is calling my name. Later everyone
4014[15:30] <theycallmejimbob> cya doctormaul
4015[15:30] <goldencolts> so long taco joe
4016[15:30] <naddodr> dual wield all the weapons!
4017[15:30] <doctormaul> Lol
4018[15:30] <eternia_forever> bye dood @doctormaul
4019[15:30] <mcismydream2> Don't attack the chest too much or you won't get any items pretty much.
4020[15:30] <thatanonymouse> gradually restores hp, but it's basically useless
4021[15:30] <thatanonymouse> restores very slowly
4022[15:30] <theycallmejimbob> ah-ha
4023[15:31] <eternia_forever> ahhhhhhhhh haaaaaaaaaaa
4024[15:31] <thatanonymouse> its better to buy the ring from the cat that restores hps on kills imo
4025[15:31] <bobbi_ling> the other one is way better lol
4026[15:31] <sensationalmedia> HP regen is basically always worthless
4027[15:31] <cjfromtheguard> just jump... flying
4028[15:31] <thatanonymouse> you need the safe fall ring from the cat iirc
4029[15:31] <thatanonymouse> nonono
4030[15:31] <stinkinburrows> potion of levatatiion
4031[15:31] <eternia_forever> @Cjfromtheguard lol
4032[15:31] <mcismydream2> Resoration ring +1 is better, you could find that ring in the fog area...
4033[15:31] <goldencolts> aim for the bushes
4034[15:31] <stinkinburrows> Kappa
4035[15:31] <chairmancaleb> Go back Phil. You were going the right way
4036[15:31] <thatanonymouse> thats not it
4037[15:31] <naddodr> he's stalling, waiting for the hp regain lol
4038[15:31] <thatanonymouse> theres skeletons and an npc invader
4039[15:32] <thirdeyethethird> you could go through the door before the giant boss or you could safely plunge attack the salamander from up there.
4040[15:32] <thatanonymouse> armorer dennis!
4041[15:32] <mcismydream2> That's an optinal bonfire, not leading to the Pursuer tho.
4042[15:32] <thatanonymouse> he's gonna slay ya
4043[15:32] <themaskedguide> @darksydephil so hows your experience so far with what many say is the worst Souls-bourne game? tdogKing
4044[15:32] <combobreakin> you have a tourch?
4045[15:32] <manyperegrine81> I can see just fine.
4046[15:32] <devilpirin> tourch
4047[15:32] <thenewfaceofcreation> @ThatAnonyMouse calm down lol. he is not going to die if he did not see your tips
4048[15:32] <sensationalmedia> he didn't fight the pursuer yet?
4049[15:32] <dooley258> B. ''''''
4050[15:32] <thatanonymouse> you have the flame butterfly
4051[15:32] <cjfromtheguard> torch buddie.... or cast lumos...
4052[15:32] <mcismydream2> Use a flame torch.
4053[15:32] <sensationalmedia> what kind of run is this, you're ducking all the boss fights MingLee
4054[15:32] <thatanonymouse> skellies comin
4055[15:32] <stuart360> Tell him how to get to the Pursuer
4056[15:32] <goldencolts> spooky
4057[15:32] <theycallmejimbob> I have a feeling this is gonna be a beginners trap BeTheAllen NotLikeThis
4058[15:32] <xeranarth> spooky scary skeletons, dying ultra easy
4059[15:33] <betheallen> :D
4060[15:33] <cjfromtheguard> rape years hahahahah
4061[15:33] <evildeadmrjohn> Phil's favourite enemy.
4062[15:33] <sensationalmedia> rape ears Kappa
4063[15:33] <a_scoundrel> There is another ring you can find in the corner, its super OP
4064[15:33] <stinkinburrows> rapey ears
4065[15:33] <eternia_forever> steady steadyyyyyyyyyyy
4066[15:33] <encelor> Rape piere
4067[15:33] <akoolkukumber> DSP you digging this game?
4068[15:33] <manyperegrine81> @theycallmejimbob I got a private message for you
4069[15:33] <mcismydream2> So your doing duel combat?
4070[15:33] <devilpirin> they're strong against thrust damage @darksydephil
4071[15:33] <xeranarth> Also I don't believe skeletons have a proper weakness to blunt or bladed weapons in DaS2. I remember only holy doing much.
4072[15:33] <theycallmejimbob> ah ok ManyPeregrine81
4073[15:34] <mcismydream2> Also you should get a torch.
4074[15:34] <darthradovanviking> that is dumb they ought to have and be virtually invornurable to stabs @Xeranarth
4075[15:34] <mcismydream2> Basically if you wanna get rid of darkness.
4076[15:34] <thatanonymouse> hes gonna get murdered by armorer dennis
4077[15:34] <tengu_stoner> Armorer Dennis PogCHamp
4078[15:34] <thatanonymouse> stick to the right for a bonfire
4079[15:34] <mcismydream2> Armor Dennis is the invader.
4080[15:34] <thatanonymouse> i mean left lol
4081[15:34] <encelor> dds2 demo area
4082[15:34] <mcismydream2> Hate that cunt.
4083[15:34] <encelor> i member this
4084[15:34] <mewtwentytwo> Dennis too op for Dumass
4085[15:35] <a_scoundrel> If you stand still they wont hit you
4086[15:35] <thatanonymouse> i like to think it's dennis reynold specificallyinvading you
4087[15:35] <combobreakin> he noped the fuck out kek
4088[15:35] <themaskedguide> NopeNopeNopeNope
4089[15:35] <royal_phalanx91> LOL hes running past them
4090[15:35] <niipahniipah> OH YES
4091[15:35] <betweenacockandahardplace> run
4092[15:35] <encelor> Boiiiiii
4093[15:35] <naddodr> panic run!!!
4094[15:35] <goldencolts> welp
4095[15:35] <cte900> lol cornered
4096[15:35] <eternia_forever> noooooooooo
4097[15:35] <gxpopcorn69> nigga FIGHT
4098[15:35] <deep_drive> stuck between a rock and a hard place
4099[15:35] <goldencolts> lul
4100[15:35] <encelor> PogChamp
4101[15:35] <thatanonymouse> hahaha
4102[15:35] <thenewfaceofcreation> rushing dood
4103[15:35] <betweenacockandahardplace> lol
4104[15:35] <kinggoken> the best stream on TWITCH. Had to take a break from college work.
4105[15:35] <theycallmejimbob> run phil run GottaGo ArmL dspSurpriseddsp ArmR
4106[15:35] <thatanonymouse> this is brutal
4107[15:36] <thenewfaceofcreation> see
4108[15:36] <thatanonymouse> so many enemies man
4109[15:36] <naddodr> dat ass gon' hurt in the morning
4110[15:36] <betheallen> BS
4111[15:36] <cte900> got an army on your tail
4112[15:36] <thatanonymouse> oh shit oh shit
4113[15:36] <themaskedguide> o no
4114[15:36] <xeranarth> It's Dennis time!
4115[15:36] <encelor> Kek
4116[15:36] <niipahniipah> OH YES
4117[15:36] <naddodr> lol
4118[15:36] <royal_phalanx91> YES
4119[15:36] <thenewfaceofcreation> LOL
4120[15:36] <thenewfaceofcreation> yes
4121[15:36] <novaenforcer> Lol
4122[15:36] <mcteagreeny> XDD
4123[15:36] <cjfromtheguard> oh iouchh
4124[15:36] <a_scoundrel> invaded baby
4125[15:36] <eternia_forever> lol @BeTheAllen
4126[15:36] <tengu_stoner> atpChar atpChar
4127[15:36] <a_scoundrel> get rekt
4128[15:36] <encelor> Rip
4129[15:36] <cte900> invader lol
4130[15:36] <thatanonymouse> lmao
4131[15:36] <mcismydream2> Phil kill the turtles.
4132[15:36] <encelor> Press F
4133[15:36] <deep_drive> lol
4134[15:36] <royal_phalanx91> SMASHED
4135[15:36] <mewtwentytwo> Dennis the menace gone fuk u up
4136[15:36] <xeranarth> That was very Dennis of him.
4137[15:36] <encelor> F
4138[15:36] <gxpopcorn69> YASSSSSS
4139[15:36] <combobreakin> git gud
4140[15:36] <betheallen> ahhaahhahaha
4141[15:36] <niipahniipah> LUL
4142[15:36] <mcteagreeny> XD
4143[15:36] <ericeericson> You got Dennised
4144[15:36] <deep_drive> some bs right there
4145[15:36] <royal_phalanx91> YES
4146[15:36] <thenewfaceofcreation> wow
4147[15:36] <kakakakeal> Fucking Dennis
4148[15:36] <bowlofbran> Phil nooooooo
4149[15:36] <cjfromtheguard> tmnt!!!
4150[15:36] <nodnarby> lul
4151[15:36] <mcteagreeny> LUL
4152[15:36] <thenewfaceofcreation> nice
4153[15:36] <royal_phalanx91> DEEEATH
4154[15:36] <novaenforcer> Rip
4155[15:36] <thatanonymouse> that's an npc, he'll always be there
4156[15:36] <killer_bheaze> Dennis mvp
4157[15:36] <devilpirin> lol everybody are starving to see Phil dying
4158[15:36] <kinggoken> lol gang fucked
4159[15:36] <eternia_forever> there you go @BeTheAllen
4160[15:36] <rockman303> WOOOW That was so Cheap!!
4161[15:36] <adrian_digital> EleGiggle
4162[15:36] <naddodr> thank you for your contribution Dennis
4163[15:36] <theycallmejimbob> dspDeath
4164[15:36] <encelor> ahahahaha
4165[15:36] <betweenacockandahardplace> rip
4166[15:36] <mcismydream2> R.I.P Dumass.
4167[15:36] <xeranarth> Armorer Dennis. He's an NPC.
4168[15:36] <thatanonymouse> armorer dennis reynolds
4169[15:36] <betheallen> that is one
4170[15:36] <encelor> Dennis the detractor Kappa
4171[15:36] <darthradovanviking> dennis the menace
4172[15:37] <royal_phalanx91> Thanks for finally killing Dumass
4173[15:37] <tengu_stoner> Dennis the menace
4174[15:37] <betheallen> 16 more
4175[15:37] <goldencolts> he got you dave
4176[15:37] <themaskedguide> Turtles in a half shell!
4177[15:37] <betheallen> cahman
4178[15:37] <royal_phalanx91> NPC invader
4179[15:37] <mcteagreeny> "one hit kill doood commmm onnnn!"
4180[15:37] <theycallmejimbob> Dennis is the real detractor NotLikeThis
4181[15:37] <bowlofbran> f'in Dennis
4182[15:37] <thatanonymouse> the boss isnt that way either tho
4183[15:37] <gosoxtim> dennis shots the spel he dad
4184[15:37] <betheallen> dennis the menace
4185[15:37] <thatanonymouse> he's just marching towards death
4186[15:37] <water_closet> one hit toobin BRO
4187[15:37] <encelor> Dark Detractor Dennis has invaded
4188[15:37] <devilpirin> mouse is spoiling so much just watch the stream
4189[15:37] <marshmelons> thanks kojima
4190[15:37] <water_closet> penis ?
4191[15:37] <royal_phalanx91> I am Armorer Dennis Kappa
4192[15:37] <lebrunjemes187> Dennis the Detractor has returned
4193[15:37] <water_closet> oh dennis
4194[15:37] <thatanonymouse> these scary spooky skeletons man
4195[15:37] <alephallnightdancing> "I was dodging look presses dodge button after death"
4196[15:37] <thatanonymouse> send shivers down my spine blegh
4197[15:38] <kinggoken> lol @AlephAllNightDancing
4198[15:38] <mcismydream2> Lol
4199[15:38] <royal_phalanx91> Wait till he fights dem mage enemies
4200[15:38] <water_closet> Hey Dennis checkout my ---===|) content!
4201[15:38] <water_closet> HUGE
4202[15:38] <devilpirin> I was pressing circle look but guess what motherfucker !!? didn't come out !!!!!!!
4203[15:38] <alephallnightdancing> Dennis the detractor will strike again
4204[15:38] <encelor> Dennis the detractor mennis
4205[15:38] <betheallen> jimbob real name = dennis Kappa
4206[15:38] <theycallmejimbob> Denis Denis, oh with your eyes so blue
4207[15:38] <water_closet> Dennis embrace my e-penis!
4208[15:38] <mcismydream2> Dennis is cool.
4209[15:38] <thatanonymouse> this is really a lose-lose situation
4210[15:38] <gxpopcorn69> UZIGANG
4211[15:38] <water_closet> e-pennis *
4212[15:38] <mcismydream2> No not really.
4213[15:38] <theycallmejimbob> who told you BeTheAllen NotLikeThis
4214[15:38] <royal_phalanx91> Cheese
4215[15:38] <encelor> 3peen
4216[15:39] <betheallen> lol jim
4217[15:39] <mewtwentytwo> StinkyCheese
4218[15:39] <water_closet> The toober gets mad face
4219[15:39] <encelor> fuck you Dennis
4220[15:39] <mcismydream2> Duel Rapiers aren't too bad.
4221[15:39] <encelor> Kappa
4222[15:39] <water_closet> The toober's cursing Dennis
4223[15:39] <theycallmejimbob> dspAngrydsp Water_Closet
4224[15:39] <water_closet> ^
4225[15:39] <eternia_forever> After Phil is done with dennis, Hey Ron Jambo he is coming for you son
4226[15:39] <goldencolts> wat is toober
4227[15:39] <kinggoken> so is this game better than dark souls 3
4228[15:39] <water_closet> @Goldencolts streamer/youtuber
4229[15:40] <royal_phalanx91> No idea
4230[15:40] <goldencolts> o
4231[15:40] <encelor> fking dennis
4232[15:40] <bobbi_ling> thats bait king
4233[15:40] <royal_phalanx91> People say DS2 vanilla is worse
4234[15:40] <alephallnightdancing> DENNIS DENNIS
4235[15:40] <royal_phalanx91> a lot worse
4236[15:40] <mcismydream2> Phil's like fuck *ONCE HE FOUNDS OUT, he can use the bonfire*
4237[15:40] <mcteagreeny> get his ass dennis
4238[15:40] <alephallnightdancing> ONLINE MAGIC SWORD
4239[15:40] <cjfromtheguard> heals
4240[15:40] <mewtwentytwo> heeeeeres dennis
4241[15:40] <thatanonymouse> oh dayum phils doing tons of damage
4242[15:40] <lebrunjemes187> @eternia_forever damn straight
4243[15:40] <thatanonymouse> dayum nice
4244[15:40] <deep_drive> GG
4245[15:40] <betweenacockandahardplace> SeemsGood
4246[15:40] <encelor> GTAB dennis
4247[15:40] <thatanonymouse> that guy is a total dick
4248[15:40] <bowlofbran> shrekt Dennis
4249[15:40] <darthradovanviking> dennis aww :(
4250[15:40] <goldencolts> good job dave cheer100
4251[15:40] <bobbi_ling> you healed , no honor
4252[15:40] <mcteagreeny> GG
4253[15:40] <cjfromtheguard> turtle guys again
4254[15:41] <devilpirin> healing in pvp
4255[15:41] <water_closet> @Goldencolts THANK U!!
4256[15:41] <alephallnightdancing> Rip Dennis you'll never be forgotten you loveable detractor
4257[15:41] <thenewfaceofcreation> almost killed phil
4258[15:41] <winderfiend764> Damnit I missed it
4259[15:41] <mewtwentytwo> he killed him!??? looked away for a sec and then he wad dead lol
4260[15:41] <eternia_forever> DarkWingDave
4261[15:41] <water_closet> LOL
4262[15:41] <xuchy> hey phil have you seen doomfist yet?
4263[15:41] <royal_phalanx91> Can't wait till Ruin Sentinels
4264[15:41] <cjfromtheguard> do it
4265[15:41] <encelor> now you can make invaders feel the pain
4266[15:41] <xeranarth> Yep. Seed turns the enemies against the invader instead of you.
4267[15:41] <alephallnightdancing> Check the item description????
4268[15:41] <devilpirin> he'll shred the sentinels
4269[15:41] <theycallmejimbob> Dennis proved to be more of a challenge than the 3 bosses NotLikeThis
4270[15:42] <eternia_forever> its Super Dave to you @Goldencolts
4271[15:42] <mewtwentytwo> MLG
4272[15:42] <darthradovanviking> what are you mad over @AlephAllNightDancing ?
4273[15:42] <mcismydream2> Dat Seed is for invasions. Which causes enimies to attack on invaders.
4274[15:42] <alephallnightdancing> nothing
4275[15:42] <water_closet> BRO
4276[15:42] <encelor> turtle gods
4277[15:42] <goldencolts> oh dear
4278[15:42] <royal_phalanx91> That Donatello?
4279[15:42] <encelor> nigatello
4280[15:42] <alephallnightdancing> If he wanted to know what the item does he should check the item description??
4281[15:42] <xuchy> Also you just started this yesterday and youve died 42 times already? how?
4282[15:42] <rockman303> cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 It could be worst hes name could be Keith!!! cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1
4283[15:43] <georgielewis> Teenage Mutant Dark Souls Turtles
4284[15:43] <thatanonymouse> this area's not that bad once you kill dennis
4285[15:43] <water_closet> @Rockman303 thank u
4286[15:43] <eternia_forever> lol
4287[15:43] <betweenacockandahardplace> turtle powah
4288[15:43] <darthradovanviking> it's dark souls @xuchy I see you are unfamiliar with the gaem
4289[15:43] <alephallnightdancing> Why would I be mad????
4290[15:43] <cjfromtheguard> bc ur gay
4291[15:43] <royal_phalanx91> A whip huh?
4292[15:43] <water_closet> Chief keef is watching the content
4293[15:43] <eternia_forever> @Rockman303 george
4294[15:43] <royal_phalanx91> Very kinky
4295[15:43] <bobbi_ling> kieran allen has invaded!
4296[15:43] <darthradovanviking> lmao i dont know ????
4297[15:43] <water_closet> Glo gang baby #sosa
4298[15:43] <alephallnightdancing> Then why did you say it???
4299[15:43] <xuchy> @darthradovanviking no I've beaten 1 thru 3 :D
4300[15:44] <goldencolts> thiccc
4301[15:44] <cte900> looks like a skirt
4302[15:44] <mcismydream2> You look cozy.
4303[15:44] <encelor> Extra Thicc
4304[15:44] <iazy333> dat ass
4305[15:44] <naddodr> 3/10 fashion score
4306[15:44] <betheallen> bobbi B)
4307[15:44] <cjfromtheguard> bastard sword is a hand and a half sword....
4308[15:44] <the_package> Boss status
4309[15:44] <encelor> only indiana jones can use the whips
4310[15:44] <bobbi_ling> use the whip on kieran allen
4311[15:44] <darthradovanviking> you know there are statistics on how many times peopledie in a run right @xuchy you might be exceptiuonal but phil have not died many times considering
4312[15:44] <cte900> give em the drop
4313[15:45] <encelor> where is nigatello
4314[15:45] <encelor> only turtle missing
4315[15:45] <rockman303> cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 Watch out for Breezongo the Fashion Police will get you cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1
4316[15:45] <water_closet> @Rockman303 thank u!
4317[15:45] <boldiiii> Gigity
4318[15:45] <encelor> giggity
4319[15:45] <theycallmejimbob> :D Rockman
4320[15:45] <bowlofbran> Who else but Quagmire
4321[15:45] <eternia_forever> the enemy a i is failing you @BeTheAllen
4322[15:45] <zahvone> I hate asthma attacks. Ffs
4323[15:45] <water_closet> -____________-
4324[15:45] <nightbot> Water_Closet -> Please do not spam symbols, thanks. [warning]
4325[15:45] <encelor> @Zahvone get that inhaler
4326[15:45] <betheallen> tsk
4327[15:45] <water_closet> lol
4328[15:45] <naddodr> I like turtles
4329[15:45] <zahvone> I did, but I inhaled it wrong lol
4330[15:45] <bobbi_ling> i think phils attire is splendid
4331[15:46] <cjfromtheguard> puch smashed
4332[15:46] <zahvone> Just made it worse. Taking a treatment now.
4333[15:46] <theycallmejimbob> hope you're over the worst of it Zahvone
4334[15:46] <alephallnightdancing> "I was rolling"
4335[15:46] <cjfromtheguard> hulk smash
4336[15:46] <encelor> PogChamp
4337[15:46] <themaskedguide> Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
4338[15:46] <alephallnightdancing> Footage suggests the opposite
4339[15:46] <water_closet> if u repeat a symbol more than 3 times it is considered spam o_O
4340[15:46] <zahvone> @theycallmejimbob Thanks man. I'm pretty used to it, being born with it. Lately though it's been acting a bit odd, with the season =_=
4341[15:46] <jmon_1985> Bugged depth perception
4342[15:46] <eternia_forever> @Naddodr the teenage mutant ninja turtles then yes
4343[15:46] <naddodr> I like turtles.
4344[15:46] <alephallnightdancing> Bugged input mechanics
4345[15:46] <novaenforcer> @naddodr who doesn’t besides alligators
4346[15:47] <eternia_forever> his friend dubbbey
4347[15:47] <naddodr> I like tu..ok I'll stop.
4348[15:47] <encelor> nooo rafael
4349[15:47] <boldiiii> ResidentSleeper
4350[15:47] <novaenforcer> The StinkyCheese
4351[15:47] <zahvone> Also @DarksydePhil I won't be able to tip, cheer or sub this week or next, I'm saving up for a new PC I'm building to replace this one. Sorry man.
4352[15:47] <theycallmejimbob> It aint easy being cheesy
4353[15:48] <encelor> now kill master splinter
4354[15:48] <betweenacockandahardplace> up next dumass will fight shredder.
4355[15:48] <zordon666> boss now pls
4356[15:48] <combobreakin> that took awhile
4357[15:48] <toguro3> Zahvone its going to be a gaming pc?
4358[15:48] <kamjerzy> @darksydephil you gotta go fight that Pursuer!
4359[15:48] <dsphasason> Hey @DarksydePhil do you have a son called zachl1226?
4360[15:48] <zahvone> @Toguro3 Buying a Ryzen 1700x. I'm building a better stream machine that will be able to game easier.
4361[15:48] <encelor> Nanomachines Son!
4362[15:49] <toguro3> butterfly girl
4363[15:49] <theycallmejimbob> uhhhhhh
4364[15:49] <dsphasason> Hey @DarksydePhil do you have a son called zachl1226?
4365[15:49] <encelor> the moth grill from berserk
4366[15:49] <zordon666> my waifu
4367[15:49] <mcismydream2> That's a DLC item i think....
4368[15:49] <bobbi_ling> its a butterfly
4369[15:49] <encelor> #griffithdidnothing wrong
4370[15:49] <marshmelons> bad game design from the b-team
4371[15:49] <combobreakin> DEX or stamina
4372[15:49] <dsphasason> Hey @DarksydePhil do you have a son called zachl1226?
4373[15:49] <mcismydream2> ADP
4374[15:49] <thenewfaceofcreation> hmm
4375[15:49] <themaskedguide> ADP
4376[15:49] <bobbi_ling> no more ADP
4377[15:49] <zordon666> adp
4378[15:49] <kamjerzy> @darksydephil the butterfly wings are useful lol, they allow further jumps + level Dex
4379[15:49] <chairmancaleb> @DarksydePhil Hit 20 ADP, you might asd well.
4380[15:49] <zahvone> adp
4381[15:49] <encelor> strenght
4382[15:50] <eternia_forever> as you wish
4383[15:50] <thenewfaceofcreation> fight a boss
4384[15:50] <gofundmetxt> ADP would be just the ticket
4385[15:50] <toguro3> ADP
4386[15:50] <aiunii> Vigor
4387[15:50] <themaskedguide> ADP gives more I-frames
4388[15:50] <encelor> lol
4389[15:50] <encelor> troll
4390[15:50] <naddodr> health
4391[15:50] <bobbi_ling> you have tons of ADP phil
4392[15:50] <dsphasason> Hey @DarksydePhil do you have a son called zachl1226?
4393[15:50] <thatanonymouse> helath imo
4394[15:50] <combobreakin> thats a waste man
4395[15:50] <gxpopcorn69> Wired Controller
4396[15:50] <kingjezal> 20 is NOT the cap.
4397[15:50] <combobreakin> NO!!!
4398[15:50] <thatanonymouse> next boss is a bitch
4399[15:50] <goldencolts> cmonBruh
4400[15:50] <toguro3> 20 is the cap
4401[15:50] <bobbi_ling> noob ass chat
4402[15:50] <encelor> lmao phil getting trolled
4403[15:50] <chairmancaleb> @kingjezal, Soft cap, yes it is
4404[15:50] <thatanonymouse> perhaps end
4405[15:50] <kingjezal> Agility determines i-frames, and ADP increases agility.
4406[15:50] <zordon666> you need an agility of 105
4407[15:50] <chairmancaleb> That's when diminishing returns hits hard.
4408[15:50] <dsphasason> Hey @DarksydePhil do you have a son called zachl1226?
4409[15:51] <boldiiii> Kappa
4410[15:51] <combobreakin> because its a worthless stat
4411[15:51] <ericeericson> naw man, 20 is the cap
4412[15:51] <encelor> ahahahaha
4413[15:51] <thatanonymouse> might help having better rolls for the pursuer
4414[15:51] <mcismydream2> Lol
4415[15:51] <novaenforcer> Yes Constantly Kappa
4416[15:51] <encelor> GTAB
4417[15:51] <kamjerzy> @darksydephil ADP is best at 24, that way you have 100 agility
4418[15:51] <bobbi_ling> stamina is more important than agility for your build phillip
4419[15:51] <kingjezal> Yeah, 100-105 agility is best.
4420[15:51] <themaskedguide> its because people are dumb, but ADP is Tolo approved, my dude tdogKing
4421[15:51] <zordon666> bullshit bobbi
4422[15:51] <toguro3> oh shit they speedrunning crono trigger right now
4423[15:51] <eternia_forever> a soft cap as appossed to a hard hat
4424[15:51] <thatanonymouse> there's extremely diminished returns after 20
4425[15:51] <bobbi_ling> troo shit
4426[15:51] <zybatzuu> Taking on this boss late huh?
4427[15:51] <deadshot130> 25 adp gives the best roll in the game
4428[15:52] <thatanonymouse> head towards the lift, but go past it
4429[15:52] <mcismydream2> He actually did Phil.
4430[15:52] <alephallnightdancing> "He didn't attack and it hurt me" - What
4431[15:52] <zordon666> being able to dodge attacks is more important than making loads of attacks
4432[15:52] <mcismydream2> You probably weren't looking and paying attention.
4433[15:52] <ericeericson> now becareful, if you pull whelps you will get a 50 DKP minus
4434[15:52] <naddodr> damn bananas at it again
4435[15:52] <bobbi_ling> all you noobs need i frames MingLee
4436[15:52] <poe8100> @ericeericson MANY WHELPS
4437[15:52] <frampt01> nice sdd
4438[15:52] <mto2089> did phil beat sentinels
4439[15:52] <frampt01> ass
4440[15:52] <markymark52> you're a nub Bobbi
4441[15:52] <mcismydream2> @Bobbi_Ling :)
4442[15:52] <ericeericson> HANDLE IT
4443[15:52] <thatanonymouse> hahaha
4444[15:52] <zordon666> as long as your patient, you can have zero endurance, cant say the same about adp
4445[15:52] <thatanonymouse> go straight through
4446[15:52] <betweenacockandahardplace> did they improve the textures in this version or just the frames?
4447[15:52] <thatanonymouse> watch out for an ambuch
4448[15:53] <encelor> textures are better
4449[15:53] <boldiiii> Oh boy
4450[15:53] <betweenacockandahardplace> ok
4451[15:53] <alephallnightdancing> So how much grinding did he do this time?
4452[15:53] <encelor> no grind
4453[15:53] <thatanonymouse> head right from here
4454[15:53] <zordon666> persuer salt incoming
4455[15:53] <encelor> just dual rapiers
4456[15:53] <toguro3> i wonder if anyone ever beat a souls game blindfolded before
4457[15:53] <thatanonymouse> theres still enemies ahead tho
4458[15:53] <zybatzuu> Yeah your overleveled for this boss
4459[15:54] <kaijerzy> Hey uncle p
4460[15:54] <lungil> with that damage he's gonna destroy pursuers
4461[15:54] <zybatzuu> 1 hits all day
4462[15:54] <thatanonymouse> only 2 more ahead
4463[15:54] <encelor> i wonder if a armless and legless man beat darksouls 2 Kappa
4464[15:54] <nrt08> is this game supposed to be hard?
4465[15:54] <zahvone> Has he died to a boss yet?
4466[15:54] <encelor> nay
4467[15:54] <dmcepicgaming> how long left of stream?
4468[15:54] <thatanonymouse> @Zahvone nope
4469[15:54] <zahvone> :O
4470[15:54] <stuart360> Can Phil make it 4 bosses, 4 one shots!
4471[15:54] <thatanonymouse> he's not gonna one shot the pursuer
4472[15:54] <novaenforcer> @nrt08 nah you just have to be good OSsloth
4473[15:54] <thatanonymouse> two more enemies
4474[15:54] <encelor> Cheating bitch Kappa
4475[15:54] <toguro3> Phil proving his haters wrong with this hes destroying this game and its the hardest souls game
4476[15:54] <encelor> bitches be unloyal
4477[15:55] <zybatzuu> Nah but the bosses are pretty much push overs until setinals
4478[15:55] <toguro3> Phil really has leveled up from his MGS days
4479[15:55] <mcismydream2> Phil just run up pretty much.
4480[15:55] <betweenacockandahardplace> boss hype.
4481[15:55] <zybatzuu> He's doing fine but this is nowhere near the hardest Dark Souls lol
4482[15:55] <poe8100> @toguro3 Phil hasn't done anything impressive. All the bosses he's killed are pushovers
4483[15:55] <alephallnightdancing> Nah he still ragequits fighting games and anything that requires a lot of attention
4484[15:55] <zordon666> here we go bois
4485[15:55] <encelor> gundam boss
4486[15:55] <royal_phalanx91> Bloodborne destroyed him
4487[15:55] <alephallnightdancing> ^^^
4488[15:55] <encelor> yess
4489[15:55] <re_avenger> maybe dspHmm
4490[15:55] <thatanonymouse> the turret is very unreliable imo
4491[15:55] <mcismydream2> Of course.
4492[15:55] <ericeericson> do you mean a ballista?
4493[15:55] <toguro3> bloodborne was years ago
4494[15:55] <wholetruthbruce> Do it
4495[15:56] <chairmancaleb> Got to get lucky with that phil,. haha
4496[15:56] <poe8100> Yep, he still never beat the BB DLC
4497[15:56] <toguro3> If he played bloodborne now he would do under 50 death run
4498[15:56] <mcismydream2> But you gotta do a fast parry before it works.
4499[15:56] <stuart360> lol i knew i would trigger the trolls
4500[15:56] <theycallmejimbob> here we go SwiftRage
4501[15:56] <royal_phalanx91> Nio DLC, he ragequit
4502[15:56] <eternia_forever> boss time you nervous @theycallmejimbob
4503[15:56] <royal_phalanx91> Nioh
4504[15:56] <encelor> @stuart360 watcha say?
4505[15:56] <novaenforcer> @zybatzuu what’s harder Ds2 or DS3
4506[15:56] <thenewfaceofcreation> a boss fight?
4507[15:56] <goldencolts> PogChamp
4508[15:56] <kaijerzy> Let's go
4509[15:56] <alephallnightdancing> He raged quit Injustice 2
4510[15:56] <theycallmejimbob> nope Eternia_Forever the boss streak will continue :D
4511[15:56] <zybatzuu> DS3
4512[15:56] <eternia_forever> alright
4513[15:56] <stuart360> just about Phil one shotting all the bosses so far
4514[15:56] <toguro3> You cant rage quit a fighting game lol thats impossible
4515[15:56] <alephallnightdancing> And failed to take out magic barriers in P5
4516[15:56] <thatanonymouse> roll into his swings
4517[15:56] <wholetruthbruce> Keep the streak alive phil
4518[15:56] <novaenforcer> @zybatzuu guess it’s time to buy it at slow price CoolCat
4519[15:56] <lungil> that dmg
4520[15:56] <boldiiii> stab,dodge repeat
4521[15:57] <darthradovanviking> you are a real DR. of philology it seems @AlephAllNightDancing
4522[15:57] <encelor> gundam boss
4523[15:57] <oneclassysquirrel> hope he gets used to seeing this guy xD DSII 15 Pursuers addition
4524[15:57] <edinjadadic> graphics looks nice for being from 2009
4525[15:57] <alephallnightdancing> @Toguro3 Not for DSP it isn't
4526[15:57] <thatanonymouse> hes doing insane damage
4527[15:57] <theycallmejimbob> the Ralph Pierres are the bees knees
4528[15:57] <betweenacockandahardplace> u got this phil.
4529[15:57] <zahvone> What the fuck is this damage Phil is doing!?
4530[15:57] <zybatzuu> Just wait for setinals +
4531[15:57] <royal_phalanx91> Phil is foing well, this guy wrecked my mage
4532[15:57] <royal_phalanx91> doing*
4533[15:57] <zybatzuu> He will have a real hard time no worries lol
4534[15:57] <thenewfaceofcreation> @ThatAnonyMouse u know he cant see that cuz he is focused on the boss you know
4535[15:57] <stuart360> Er this game is not from 2009
4536[15:57] <thatanonymouse> you wanna swing more towards him from my experiences
4537[15:57] <bobbi_ling> i kill this guy with the catapult
4538[15:57] <wholetruthbruce> SwiftRage attack
4539[15:57] <thatanonymouse> @TheNewFaceofCreation i'm talking to everyone dude, some people in chat have never played
4540[15:57] <alephallnightdancing> @DarthRadovanViking I know I'm also doing the course that Phil couldn't get past his first year on? So how's the Phil worship going
4541[15:57] <thatanonymouse> may wanna know some technique
4542[15:58] <xthewrath93x> did Phil get the idea of duel wielding on his own?
4543[15:58] <royal_phalanx91> No we told him to
4544[15:58] <alephallnightdancing> Doubt it
4545[15:58] <novaenforcer> PHIL looks like he’s not having fun
4546[15:58] <novaenforcer> Look at his face lol
4547[15:58] <alephallnightdancing> Does he ever have fun
4548[15:58] <superbatcat> GG
4549[15:58] <xthewrath93x> @Royal_Phalanx91 smh of course
4550[15:58] <toguro3> Man Phil DESTROYED this boss
4551[15:58] <toguro3> EASY
4552[15:58] <re_avenger> LMAO
4553[15:58] <chairmancaleb> Nice!
4554[15:58] <thatanonymouse> holy shit
4555[15:58] <encelor> GG
4556[15:58] <zahvone> WTF?
4557[15:58] <theycallmejimbob> the streak is still alive SwiftRage
4558[15:58] <usojin> gg Phil
4559[15:58] <deep_drive> streak is still intact jimmy
4560[15:58] <thenewfaceofcreation> @ThatAnonyMouse whatever dood
4561[15:58] <betweenacockandahardplace> good job SeemsGood
4562[15:58] <bobbi_ling> he wanted to power stance before he started playing though
4563[15:58] <eternia_forever> wow the sane man did it #StreakContinues
4564[15:58] <killer_bheaze> who told him about the op swords
4565[15:58] <wholetruthbruce> That's everyone's face when you're facing a boss
4566[15:58] <toguro3> EASY AS SHIT
4567[15:58] <bowlofbran> yeah Phil!
4568[15:58] <stuart360> 4 bosses, 4 one shots, Phil is KILLING this game
4569[15:58] <thatanonymouse> this is fucking incredible
4570[15:58] <gxpopcorn69> THE STREAK
4571[15:58] <zahvone> Phils streak is longer than Undertaker
4572[15:58] <thirdeyethethird> another boss in one try, phil i'm genuinely surprised
4573[15:58] <themaskedguide> Dude ur a god
4574[15:58] <goldencolts> yes he did
4575[15:58] <toguro3> No hit run incoming
4576[15:58] <jmon_1985> What a puss
4577[15:58] <theycallmejimbob> he hit him twice I though?
4578[15:58] <fffffasdfasdas> overleveled LUL
4579[15:58] <boldiiii> Yeah he did in the beginning
4580[15:58] <thenewfaceofcreation> wow dood
4581[15:58] <toguro3> NO HIT
4582[15:58] <wholetruthbruce> The streak continues
4583[15:58] <ericeericson> yes he did
4584[15:58] <thatanonymouse> he hit ya a couple times
4585[15:58] <royal_phalanx91> He did
4586[15:58] <encelor> he did hit you you healed
4587[15:58] <ericeericson> you even healed
4588[15:58] <mcismydream2> Nah he did.
4589[15:58] <darius_irl> HassaanChop
4590[15:58] <theycallmejimbob> thought*
4591[15:58] <goldencolts> he hit you with the overhead sword attack lol
4592[15:58] <thenewfaceofcreation> he did
4593[15:58] <bombjinlikesthed> you healed
4594[15:58] <poe8100> Yeah he did
4595[15:58] <thatanonymouse> not much but a couple scrapes
4596[15:58] <eternia_forever> perfected
4597[15:58] <thenewfaceofcreation> lol
4598[15:58] <iazy333> Phil feelin himself
4599[15:58] <zordon666> he pancaked you
4600[15:58] <wholetruthbruce> Lol
4601[15:59] <sofakeeengreat> He did touch you
4602[15:59] <nrt08> At this rate this is going to be This is how you play montage Kappa
4603[15:59] <poe8100> He hit you 3 times
4604[15:59] <novaenforcer> You had to heal PHIL FailFish
4605[15:59] <encelor> but gg though
4606[15:59] <direwolfsif> people just overhype stuff
4607[15:59] <thenewfaceofcreation> he did hit u. but u won
4608[15:59] <boldiiii> gg
4609[15:59] <thatanonymouse> still unbelievably good
4610[15:59] <bobbi_ling> hes only tough if you go to him super early
4611[15:59] <thenewfaceofcreation> LOLL
4612[15:59] <toguro3> Phil has ascended to god mode
4613[15:59] <xthewrath93x> good job burnell
4614[15:59] <kaijerzy> Phillip Burnell, King of the Andals and the Rhoynar, and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm.
4615[15:59] <jack_spartacus> cheer50 good job.
4616[15:59] <thatanonymouse> increases attack
4617[15:59] <royal_phalanx91> He's overleveled
4618[15:59] <eternia_forever> you in trouble today boss @BeTheAllen
4619[15:59] <gxpopcorn69> HE IS
4620[15:59] <sofakeeengreat> Phil has short term memory loss lol
4621[15:59] <gxpopcorn69> WUTTT
4622[15:59] <wholetruthbruce> Got em
4623[15:59] <fffffasdfasdas> the souls series in a nutshell, everything is overhyped
4624[15:59] <thatanonymouse> detractors everywhere are bawling
4625[15:59] <encelor> he aint over leveled its his dual rapiers
4626[15:59] <lungil> with 2 rapiers he's going to destroy the game
4627[15:59] <novaenforcer> Unbelievably over leveled Jebaited
4628[15:59] <kamjerzy> @darksydephil he's only hard if you do him as your second boss the way the game intended it to ne
4629[15:59] <xthewrath93x> HMMMM
4630[15:59] <primmmy> the dlc should be interesting LUL
4631[15:59] <spookywun> this boss is only "hard" if you face him early game when you beat the last giant.
4632[15:59] <zordon666> persuer is meant to be the 2nd boss u fight, not the 4th, you were OP
4633[15:59] <naddodr> I love how Phil always stumbles upon the best possible build lmao
4634[15:59] <thenewfaceofcreation> how much phils level is?
4635[15:59] <ericeericson> 44?
4636[15:59] <sddaros> that is supposed to be the second boss
4637[16:00] <poe8100> He is both overleveled and he has the cheesiest build in the game
4638[16:00] <themaskedguide> tdogKing all bosses destroyed in one go so far tdogKing
4639[16:00] <thenewfaceofcreation> 44?
4640[16:00] <thenewfaceofcreation> thats high
4641[16:00] <toguro3> Lol haters are so absurd " hes only hard if you close your eyes use 1 hand and fight him unarmed" like shut up lol
4642[16:00] <toshi_cl> If you want a challenge don't overlevel
4643[16:00] <chairmancaleb> @toguro3, EleGiggle
4644[16:00] <royal_phalanx91> Or join Champions Covenant
4645[16:00] <thatanonymouse> this is phil's intuition, instincts, and experience shinging through
4646[16:00] <lungil> he's not going to have trouble until dlcs with dual rapiers
4647[16:00] <encelor> PJSalt Chat Kappa
4648[16:00] <thatanonymouse> there's an armor set down there
4649[16:00] <darthradovanviking> how can he be over leveled? he hasn't grinded
4650[16:00] <thirdeyethethird> good armor down there
4651[16:00] <eternia_forever> ahh well that is making sense as to why that boss was so easy then
4652[16:00] <sddaros> which other bosses has he killed?
4653[16:00] <mcismydream2> Armor underneath.
4654[16:00] <novaenforcer> Phil join champions Covenant Kappa
4655[16:00] <toguro3> " If he isnt level 1 hes overleveled" this is hater logic
4656[16:00] <thatanonymouse> he can reach lost bastille from the nest here too
4657[16:00] <kaijerzy> Estus flapsk
4658[16:00] <ericeericson> i mean, tbh it would be more fun with the Covenant of Champions if hes going this build but whatever
4659[16:00] <darthradovanviking> i supose so @Toguro3
4660[16:00] <kamjerzy> @darthradovanviking because he's overlevelled for that specific boss, that's meant to be the second boss
4661[16:00] <joesephgerbilz> cheer10 There's a fight near the end of the game where you fight 2 pursuers at once. You should try it
4662[16:01] <bobbi_ling> phils all set to mop this game up. the dlc is the only challenge now
4663[16:01] <royal_phalanx91> Least deaths in a DS playthrough ever?
4664[16:01] <thatanonymouse> people are just making sad, weak excuses to try to undermine his skill
4665[16:01] <spookywun> he's overleveled for the boss/area and you dont have to grind to be overleveled btw
4666[16:01] <chairmancaleb> @joesephgerbilz, That'
4667[16:01] <xthewrath93x> lul OKHAY
4668[16:01] <darthradovanviking> then he was underleveled on the other boses the n@Kamjerzy ?
4669[16:01] <thatanonymouse> you dont wanna do this yet
4670[16:01] <thenewfaceofcreation> OKAY
4671[16:01] <chairmancaleb> That's only in new game plus :/
4672[16:01] <wholetruthbruce> They're trolls who cares @thatanonymouse
4673[16:01] <stuart360> Ironically all the salt coming from the trolls, not Phil lol
4674[16:01] <thatanonymouse> you can fall and get an armor set
4675[16:01] <mcismydream2> cheer10 DSP which game do you prefer Heavy Rain or Indigo?
4676[16:01] <primmmy> dude pursuer is easy at any level get a grip xD
4677[16:01] <xthewrath93x> @stuart360 you are thicc
4678[16:01] <poe8100> @darthradovanviking No. He was adequately leveled.
4679[16:01] <eternia_forever> challenge accepted PogChamp PogChamp
4680[16:01] <ericeericson> its a different part of lost bastille
4681[16:01] <jesterkl> Yes you do need to go there
4682[16:02] <primmmy> parry him to death so ez
4683[16:02] <toguro3> whats the hardest boss of this game?
4684[16:02] <thatanonymouse> you still should take the nest to lost bastille
4685[16:02] <zordon666> darklurker
4686[16:02] <eternia_forever> test your might
4687[16:02] <usojin> darklurker because of how much stuff you have to go through to get to him
4688[16:02] <thatanonymouse> theyre very heavy armor
4689[16:02] <bobbi_ling> the boss in the dark covenant
4690[16:02] <killersgtgrunt> probs fume knight imo
4691[16:02] <eternia_forever> indigo
4692[16:02] <thirdeyethethird> pissed off turtle
4693[16:02] <direwolfsif> You should still go via birds nest there's items that you cant get otherwise
4694[16:02] <oneclassysquirrel> Twin tigers because the bull area you have to fight through to get to them
4695[16:02] <zanzonyx> I love how people are saying Pursuer was meant to be the xth boss. It's Dark Souls, it gives you certain freedom in that regard. If it was meant to be the 2nd boss the game wouldve restricted you from the rest of the game.
4696[16:02] <eternia_forever> profecy
4697[16:03] <bobbi_ling> i change my build just to fight dark lurker
4698[16:03] <thatanonymouse> you should do the gauntlets imo
4699[16:03] <thatanonymouse> but you'll have to change out of them if you go back to maces
4700[16:03] <cte900> praise in the dark souls world is never universal. there is always something you do wrong or some sort of criticism that will be given to diminish the accomplishment
4701[16:03] <xthewrath93x> cool
4702[16:03] <kamjerzy> @darksydephil you should curl into the ball, it spawns you somewhere else in the lost Bastille next to a chest where you get an ember you need to upgrade weapons further
4703[16:03] <mcismydream2> You look overweighted in that coat...
4704[16:04] <darthradovanviking> yeah it is true how you play the game and the philosophy around it is not always some uniform thing
4705[16:04] <encelor> he amde his character Thicc
4706[16:04] <jesterkl> Yes you need to go there
4707[16:04] <themaskedguide> more souls bb ez tdogKing
4708[16:04] <oneclassysquirrel> that area of lost bastille is unreachabe from the other way though
4709[16:04] <toguro3> you know what they say 2 is better then 1
4710[16:04] <direwolfsif> You should still go via birds nest there's items that you cant get otherwise
4711[16:04] <thatanonymouse> the nest after pursuer unlocks a new bonfire in lost bastille
4712[16:04] <toguro3> If i use two swords im double as strong
4713[16:04] <chairmancaleb> @DarksydePhil Old Dragonslayer hype?
4714[16:04] <spookywun> pursuer is an optional so he could go the whole game and come back and kill him really easy.
4715[16:04] <bobbi_ling> nah dont do it you op already MingLee
4716[16:05] <jelsea1973> Has anyone invaded?
4717[16:05] <zordon666> dennis did
4718[16:05] <superbatcat> Dark Souls is meant to be played in different ways there is no wrong or right way
4719[16:05] <thatanonymouse> no invasions, just armorer dennis
4720[16:05] <kamjerzy> @darksydephil the chest is behind you as you spawn in
4721[16:05] <0megaj0ker> BERD!!!
4722[16:05] <bobbi_ling> birdy
4723[16:05] <thatanonymouse> this is easily his most skillful dark souls playthrough yet
4724[16:05] <mcismydream2> @ThatAnonyMouse I've seen better.
4725[16:05] <thenewfaceofcreation> @ThatAnonyMouse it is Kappa
4726[16:06] <fedesso> can't argue
4727[16:06] <0megaj0ker> BEEEEERRRRD!!!!
4728[16:06] <thatanonymouse> the treasure chests arent mimicks or trapped
4729[16:06] <toguro3> i mean really 15 of those deaths dont count because of the ogre in the begining
4730[16:06] <poe8100> @thatanonymouse He hasn't even fought any hard bosses yet.
4731[16:06] <toguro3> hes really at like 20 deaths\]
4732[16:06] <zanzonyx> @mcismydream2 keyword being /his/ playthrough
4733[16:06] <thatanonymouse> @Toguro3 12 deaths to be specific
4734[16:06] <mcismydream2> @Zanzonyx Unrecogized command?
4735[16:06] <bobbi_ling> remember phil was nearly in tears vs blue smelter. rematch will show how much hes improved
4736[16:06] <darthradovanviking> Its a very simple solution if you don't like the playthrough and the way he does it. Do something else
4737[16:06] <thenewfaceofcreation> @Toguro3 it does though
4738[16:06] <re_avenger> deaths dont count?? wtf
4739[16:07] <thirdeyethethird> doing better than your first playthrough of shua
4740[16:07] <thirdeyethethird> fo shua*
4741[16:07] <jmon_1985> Damn tell em @darthradovanviking
4742[16:07] <ericeericson> naw man, he has 0 deaths. The game is full of shit for all of em
4743[16:07] <toguro3> now all he has to do is replay MGS and he will really be the king
4744[16:07] <poe8100> Bugged death mechanics
4745[16:07] <rockman303> will there be a Second stream if so Will it be Danganronpa
4746[16:07] <thatanonymouse> just finish off adp
4747[16:07] <toguro3> second stream is 100 % crash
4748[16:07] <somethingyer2> MGS 1 - 3 redemption marathon
4749[16:07] <novaenforcer> @darthradovanviking that’s very open ended PipeHype
4750[16:08] <oneclassysquirrel> @DarksydePhil nooooooo
4751[16:08] <thatanonymouse> your health is crazy low
4752[16:08] <oneclassysquirrel> @DarksydePhil you agility needs to be 105
4753[16:08] <thenewfaceofcreation> @EricEEricson every death is 100% not legit dood
4754[16:08] <thatanonymouse> idk if hes upped it once
4755[16:08] <toguro3> i mean not every death in a game is legit
4756[16:08] <naddodr> glass cannon build
4757[16:08] <themaskedguide> Glass cannon boiz
4758[16:08] <deep_drive> he should get other stuff then adp lol
4759[16:08] <chairmancaleb> @oneclassysquirrel, It really doesn't, the diminishing returns aren't worth it compared to the rest of his stats.
4760[16:08] <bobbi_ling> he doesnt need health yet
4761[16:08] <thatanonymouse> it never hurts
4762[16:09] <jelsea1973> Did he ever hit the rock on the well?
4763[16:09] <oneclassysquirrel> 105 gets you the best i-frames before the diminishing returns
4764[16:09] <toguro3> Fight the old dragonslayer
4765[16:09] <encelor> he did
4766[16:09] <chairmancaleb> @oneclassysquirrel, No...the DR hits past 20, lol
4767[16:09] <toguro3> another easy win for phil coming up
4768[16:09] <thatanonymouse> he's pressing his luck, this is amazing
4769[16:09] <thatanonymouse> tower of flame imo
4770[16:09] <zybatzuu> Setininel+ be ready for pain.
4771[16:09] <zanzonyx> 5-streak? PogChamp
4772[16:09] <poe8100> Oh boy, time for another boss that he's overleveled for
4773[16:09] <toiletanesthesia> He has to get through the dragon first though....
4774[16:09] <mcismydream2> Old Dragonslayer should be a cheesy boss battle for Phil...
4775[16:09] <tommywiseauhere> TwitchLit D i c k L i g h t n i n g TwitchLit
4776[16:10] <zordon666> attunement also gives agility, but he's not using magic so...
4777[16:10] <stuart360> lol troll salt already
4778[16:10] <thenewfaceofcreation> @Toguro3 how is that not every death is not legit ?
4779[16:10] <zombietron_exe> did he kill the sinner yet?
4780[16:10] <zybatzuu> Well it is technically true
4781[16:10] <toiletanesthesia> In Sotfs there's a mini-dragon boss before Old Dragonslayer
4782[16:10] <deep_drive> you're right poe he shouldn't use the games mechanics
4783[16:10] <toguro3> Creation if the game cheats then the death cant be legit
4784[16:10] <encelor> buckethead knight
4785[16:11] <thatanonymouse> he shouldnt even play with his hands, that's cheating
4786[16:11] <poe8100> @toguro3 How did the game "cheat" when he got killed by the ogre?
4787[16:11] <toguro3> It wasnt a fair fight
4788[16:11] <thenewfaceofcreation> @Toguro3 lol. are u serious?
4789[16:11] <toguro3> doesnt count
4790[16:11] <jarmade> never seen that armor before
4791[16:11] <poe8100> @toguro3 How was it not fair?
4792[16:11] <deep_drive> needs one hand behind his back as well mouse
4793[16:11] <encelor> SuperVinlin
4794[16:12] <toguro3> Shrek is unstopabble you cant beat him
4795[16:12] <naokib4u> Wait you're telling me DSP is NOT part of Games Done Quick?
4796[16:12] <mcismydream2> It does count.
4797[16:12] <poe8100> @toguro3 Shrek memes are not funny anymore
4798[16:12] <zybatzuu> You guys are so smug about early game lol
4799[16:12] <toguro3> Poe Shrek is not a meme
4800[16:12] <toguro3> You dont want to enter his swamp
4801[16:12] <zybatzuu> This is my swamp
4802[16:12] <theycallmejimbob> :D
4803[16:12] <zordon666> if OP ogre killing phil doesnt count as a win for the ogre, the OP phil killing weak bosses also dont count
4804[16:12] <bobbi_ling> im gonna do a 0 ADP run. i hate ADP SwiftRage SwiftRage SwiftRage
4805[16:12] <encelor> such dynasty warrior armor
4806[16:12] <zanzonyx> That sweep has incredible hitbox
4807[16:12] <toiletanesthesia> He's gonna die on the dragon. Watch.
4808[16:12] <darthradovanviking> phil is the only one with real feelings in this game sadly @Zordon666
4809[16:13] <mcismydream2> @Toguro3 Bruh are you on Pipe?
4810[16:13] <sddaros> damn this damage is insane
4811[16:13] <bobbi_ling> cheese frames Kappa
4812[16:13] <toguro3> All i know is all you haters are getting mad because phil is stunting
4813[16:13] <zombietron_exe> no shit ADP works if you level it up NotLikeThis
4814[16:13] <toguro3> you haters be hella wild now
4815[16:13] <jmon_1985> Back hand lol
4816[16:13] <thatanonymouse> they have crazy range tbh
4817[16:14] <mcismydream2> @Toguro3 Obivously you get your ass handed to you in DS?
4818[16:14] <theycallmejimbob> LIAR SwiftRage
4819[16:14] <zordon666> he elbowed you
4820[16:14] <aintevenmadtho> 42 deaths isn't something really to be proud about lol
4821[16:14] <encelor> Kek
4822[16:14] <toguro3> well i guess we gonna see how he does on dragonslayer
4823[16:14] <toguro3> 15 of those deaths dont count mad
4824[16:14] <zybatzuu> lol especially early game
4825[16:14] <zombietron_exe> @Toguro3 if he even gets there Kappa LUL
4826[16:14] <thatanonymouse> there's a divine blessing around there
4827[16:14] <convertedclone> Only 42 deaths? PogChamp
4828[16:14] <mcismydream2> Lol.
4829[16:14] <aintevenmadtho> anything above double digits is kind of bad tbh
4830[16:14] <aintevenmadtho> just saying
4831[16:14] <sddaros> dragonslayer should be easy with this kind of damage
4832[16:14] <toguro3> LUL
4833[16:14] <zordon666> he isnt even gonna reach dragonslayer, the dragon will kill him and stream will end lol
4834[16:14] <thenewfaceofcreation> @Toguro3 u should tell phil then
4835[16:14] <bobbi_ling> ADP is bad, it makes you mad
4836[16:15] <zanzonyx> thats bs @aintevenmadtho
4837[16:15] <toguro3> get that hater outta here
4838[16:15] <superbatcat> dark souls and trolls go hand in hand
4839[16:15] <jesterkl> Heide knights Kreygasm
4840[16:15] <kaijerzy> @aintevenmadtho calm down virgin
4841[16:15] <toguro3> "anything above 1 death is bad" LOL
4842[16:15] <thatanonymouse> oh shit he has to kill the dragon
4843[16:15] <zybatzuu> For early level DS2 he's kind of right
4844[16:15] <encelor> GTAB
4845[16:15] <stuart360> AintEvenMadTho, you may not be mad, but you sure are salty
4846[16:15] <thatanonymouse> did he buy the poison arrows?
4847[16:15] <theycallmejimbob> welp NotLikeThis
4848[16:15] <theycallmejimbob> gottem SwiftRage
4849[16:15] <toguro3> WAtch the hater salt when he one shots the dragonslayer
4850[16:15] <hpdynasty_> The roll works fine. It's all about when you press the button, which you fail at constantly
4851[16:15] <encelor> @ThatAnonyMouse nope
4852[16:15] <jmon_1985> lucky
4853[16:15] <thatanonymouse> he dun fucked up
4854[16:16] <feignit> dsp so smart
4855[16:16] <encelor> @Toguro3 never feed the trolls
4856[16:16] <superbatcat> god damn dragon
4857[16:16] <thatanonymouse> this is new in softs
4858[16:16] <theycallmejimbob> hello hello
4859[16:16] <thenewfaceofcreation> OH
4860[16:16] <themonogordo> smart Keepo
4861[16:16] <encelor> dragon?
4862[16:16] <thatanonymouse> its a fucking dragon
4863[16:16] <mcismydream2> @Toguro3 Well he won't one shot him, but he mostly probably kill him in like 20 seconds, cause he's OP.
4864[16:16] <zordon666> baby drogon
4865[16:16] <chairmancaleb> Welcome to Scholar Phil, lol
4866[16:16] <xeranarth> By the looks of things, Phil, I believe it is a dragon.
4867[16:16] <thenewfaceofcreation> wow
4868[16:16] <goldencolts> its a big dog
4869[16:16] <oneclassysquirrel> drake*
4870[16:16] <zybatzuu> Toguro dude chill, he's extremely early game you shouldn't expect to get smashed by the easiest bosses
4871[16:16] <xeranarth> Drake would be more accurate though.
4872[16:16] <zanzonyx> oh hi doggie
4873[16:16] <toguro3> Zybatzuu sorry man i dont expect him to die anymore of this game
4874[16:16] <zagesaw> it's a dragon
4875[16:16] <thatanonymouse> lizard thing
4876[16:16] <feignit> dspSurpriseddsp dspSurpriseddsp
4877[16:16] <poe8100> It's a wyvern
4878[16:16] <silver_ogre> When's Ludwig?
4879[16:16] <zombietron_exe> stop asking and see for yourself, jeez
4880[16:16] <goldencolts> dspSurpriseddsp dspSurpriseddsp
4881[16:16] <thatanonymouse> it' a gecko
4882[16:16] <toguro3> Phil has adjusted to this game its over
4883[16:16] <encelor> Dragon
4884[16:17] <zordon666> they added it to sotfs
4885[16:17] <superbatcat> dragon or drake still pain in the ass
4886[16:17] <chocobotamer> It's just a bird danHmm
4887[16:17] <boldiiii> Its a hamburger
4888[16:17] <deadshot130> DSP is almost as good as Distortion2 at this game
4889[16:17] <theycallmejimbob> uhhhhhhhh
4890[16:17] <somethingyer2> game too easy
4891[16:17] <theycallmejimbob> dspShock
4892[16:17] <feignit> RIP
4893[16:17] <darthradovanviking> yea he has @Toguro3 you are right
4894[16:17] <bobbi_ling> lol
4895[16:17] <thatanonymouse> you gundie
4896[16:17] <boldiiii> Go pet it
4897[16:17] <superbatcat> he saw you
4898[16:17] <eternia_forever> uhhhhhhhhhhhh
4899[16:17] <encelor> Dickhead dragon
4900[16:17] <leewanner> Just update the death count now
4901[16:17] <feignit> LUL
4902[16:17] <betweenacockandahardplace> its trump's dick.
4903[16:17] <goldencolts> lul
4904[16:17] <theycallmejimbob> welp NotLikeThis he wasn't ready
4905[16:17] <aquamancia> as good as dist LUL nice one
4906[16:17] <ericeericson> MANY WHELPS
4907[16:17] <ericeericson> HANDLE IT
4908[16:17] <goldencolts> fight da dragon
4909[16:17] <zordon666> RIP
4910[16:17] <zagesaw> the dragon just wants to play lol
4911[16:17] <goldencolts> u can duo it
4912[16:17] <thatanonymouse> you have to buy poison arrows
4913[16:17] <royal_phalanx91> FIGHT IT
4914[16:17] <themonogordo> u can
4915[16:17] <feignit> dspDeath dspDeath
4916[16:17] <thatanonymouse> fro the vendor who you can sell to
4917[16:17] <thenewfaceofcreation> lol
4918[16:17] <poe8100> THATS A 50 DKP MINUS
4919[16:17] <eternia_forever> his body @theycallmejimbob
4920[16:18] <zordon666> dont cheese it with poison
4921[16:18] <bobbi_ling> i told you to buy some MingLee
4922[16:18] <hpdynasty_> You haven't even tried. Just GO!
4923[16:18] <toguro3> just go in
4924[16:18] <theycallmejimbob> :D Eternia_Forever
4925[16:18] <zanzonyx> @poe8100 lol
4926[16:18] <boldiiii> It dies from a one stab Kappa
4927[16:18] <deep_drive> you can fight it hand to hand
4928[16:18] <toshi_cl> Just fight it
4929[16:18] <feignit> you can dodge the fire
4930[16:18] <goldencolts> that would be StinkyCheese StinkyCheese
4931[16:18] <thatanonymouse> it's gonna slay you
4932[16:18] <naddodr> just fight it
4933[16:18] <toiletanesthesia> You can kill it with melee too.
4934[16:18] <encelor> @DarksydePhil try it
4935[16:18] <naddodr> trust your rapiers!
4936[16:18] <feignit> LUL
4937[16:18] <deep_drive> lol
4938[16:18] <zordon666> run up to it and stab it like a man
4939[16:18] <theycallmejimbob> :D
4940[16:18] <kamjerzy> @darksydephil you're meant to run up to him when he sleeps and quickly stab the shit outta him
4941[16:18] <toguro3> WOW game cheated
4942[16:18] <naokib4u> LOL!!!
4943[16:18] <zagesaw> LUL
4944[16:18] <encelor> PogChamp
4945[16:18] <feignit> dspGlitch dspWowdude dspAngrydsp
4946[16:18] <thatanonymouse> lmao youre not gonna melee it
4947[16:18] <poe8100> Killing it with poison is the cowards way out
4948[16:18] <eternia_forever> go show your skills
4949[16:18] <oneclassysquirrel> no one wants to watch 10 straight minutes of him pelting it with arrows
4950[16:18] <themonogordo> You are levwled enough to fight him with melee
4951[16:18] <theycallmejimbob> what were From Software thinking NotLikeThis
4952[16:18] <deadshot130> You have to run up to it just as it sees you in order to avoid the fire breath
4953[16:18] <ewojo> dragon wants BBQ'd phil
4954[16:18] <chocobotamer> Fire can't spread danHmm
4955[16:18] <jmon_1985> imminent death
4956[16:18] <bobbi_ling> lol
4957[16:18] <nycroman> He is actually right but the DS fanbase is so autistic they think everything is fair hmm
4958[16:18] <toguro3> WTF
4959[16:18] <feignit> terrible programmers dspAngrydsp
4960[16:18] <suzyp> the hitbox in this game is pretty bad
4961[16:18] <naokib4u> omg LOL
4962[16:18] <goldencolts> stand on the stairs for another 10 minutes
4963[16:18] <deep_drive> goes through the wall
4964[16:18] <bobbi_ling> that ring will take a while
4965[16:18] <zybatzuu> Please fight him lol
4966[16:18] <jmon_1985> Lol
4967[16:18] <toguro3> Terrible game devs
4968[16:18] <tommywiseauhere> and he does it again
4969[16:18] <theycallmejimbob> this fire is out of control NotLikeThis
4970[16:19] <tommywiseauhere> jesus
4971[16:19] <chocobotamer> It's fire, it spreads
4972[16:19] <eternia_forever> i don't know @theycallmejimbob
4973[16:19] <thatanonymouse> you need the arrows lol
4974[16:19] <deadshot130> Nice splash damage
4975[16:19] <feignit> fromsoftware programming dspHmm
4976[16:19] <toguro3> go get arrows
4977[16:19] <inkrev_print> lol
4978[16:19] <zordon666> fire makes the air hot
4979[16:19] <somethingyer2> through walls? @Chocobotamer
4980[16:19] <deep_drive> fire does not go through walls Chocobotamer
4981[16:19] <bobbi_ling> just charge it
4982[16:19] <thenewfaceofcreation> wow
4983[16:19] <lupracal> haHAA haHAA haHAA
4984[16:19] <eternia_forever> 2 legit 2 quit
4985[16:19] <boldiiii> 2 hours later
4986[16:19] <thenewfaceofcreation> GARBAGE
4987[16:19] <hpdynasty_> What are you even doing on the stairs? Go fight it
4988[16:19] <deadshot130> This game was literally designed to fuck the player
4989[16:19] <thenewfaceofcreation> DOOD
4990[16:19] <somethingyer2> this game is shit
4991[16:19] <spookywun> you'll be fine with your level you'll kill it quick
4992[16:19] <cte900> fire doesn't spread that far through walls you dipshits
4993[16:19] <chocobotamer> It doesn't go through walls, not what I said
4994[16:19] <goldencolts> fight da dragon BabyRage
4995[16:19] <thatanonymouse> you cant even ascend the stair
4996[16:19] <toguro3> YES
4997[16:19] <direwolfsif> I tried to tell you. Use bow an Arrows
4998[16:19] <toguro3> Do it
4999[16:19] <chocobotamer> It goes around it
5000[16:19] <sddaros> oh come on don't cheese it
5001[16:19] <goldencolts> dont do that dspEw dspEw
5002[16:19] <feignit> StinkyCheese StinkyCheese StinkyCheese
5003[16:19] <zordon666> charge
5004[16:19] <zybatzuu> Fight him@
5005[16:19] <toguro3> YES do ti
5006[16:19] <oneclassysquirrel> @DarksydePhil reset so he goes back to sleep and then run for it whilst hes waking up
5007[16:19] <thatanonymouse> its not cheesing, its just wise
5008[16:19] <deep_drive> give it the ol college try phil
5009[16:20] <theycallmejimbob> En garde dragon SwiftRage
5010[16:20] <tengu_stoner> ResidentSleeper
5011[16:20] <mcismydream2> Phil when he stop breathing fire at the last second you run up to him and kill him.
5012[16:20] <bobbi_ling> you can charge him. ive done it
5013[16:20] <toguro3> Using your brain isnt a bad thing
5014[16:20] <eternia_forever> get shootin then
5015[16:20] <thatanonymouse> trust the wisdom
5016[16:20] <darthradovanviking> It's just binary code being processed in to polygons why you heff to be mad
5017[16:20] <themonogordo> run up to him, the firr doesnt harm u much
5018[16:20] <adrian_digital> just run under his body u can make it
5019[16:20] <bobbi_ling> just heal
5020[16:20] <feignit> i frames dspHmm
5021[16:20] <naddodr> just run up to it, take the fire damage
5022[16:20] <zordon666> its not cheesing? he complained when he crossbowed in fotfg
5023[16:20] <theycallmejimbob> the madman is doing it NotLikeThis
5024[16:20] <feignit> LUL
5025[16:20] <kamjerzy> @darksydephil you're meant to spring to him as he sleeps
5026[16:20] <thenewfaceofcreation> wow dood
5027[16:20] <betweenacockandahardplace> lol
5028[16:20] <bobbi_ling> loool
5029[16:20] <theycallmejimbob> welp NotLikeThis
5030[16:20] <zombietron_exe> LUL LUL LUL
5031[16:20] <re_avenger> nice
5032[16:20] <cte900> "not even that much damage" lol you guys are great
5033[16:20] <encelor> lel
5034[16:20] <hpdynasty_> @toiletanesthesia You called it lol
5035[16:20] <igoturcorona> REKT
5036[16:20] <thenewfaceofcreation> LOL
5037[16:20] <feignit> sick movement dspEw
5038[16:20] <goldencolts> u almost had him dave cheer100
5039[16:20] <jesterkl> If he didnt heal there
5040[16:20] <mcismydream2> rEKT
5041[16:20] <bobbi_ling> try a shield
5042[16:20] <spookywun> sumRip
5043[16:20] <sddaros> you have to sprint before he wakes up
5044[16:20] <royal_phalanx91> YES
5045[16:20] <naddodr> lol well he tried
5046[16:21] <markymark52> don't roll
5047[16:21] <deep_drive> now you gotta get your souls back
5048[16:21] <zagesaw> you almost got him
5049[16:21] <toiletanesthesia> Hahaha
5050[16:21] <thatanonymouse> see? it's an arrows situation
5051[16:21] <igoturcorona> get shat on
5052[16:21] <meythia_yasuki> keep going dave
5053[16:21] <boldiiii> Brave charge
5054[16:21] <eternia_forever> very close
5055[16:21] <markymark52> Don't roll
5056[16:21] <zybatzuu> Shield works wonders
5057[16:21] <toguro3> get the arrows out
5058[16:21] <theycallmejimbob> :D
5059[16:21] <adrian_digital> charge him before he wakes up
5060[16:21] <thenewfaceofcreation> lol
5061[16:21] <bobbi_ling> shield will save you alot of health
5062[16:21] <jmon_1985> BabyRage
5063[16:21] <encelor> poison arrow cheese Ka[[a
5064[16:21] <feignit> terrible game design dspSurpriseddsp
5065[16:21] <toshi_cl> run at it before it wakes up
5066[16:21] <chairmancaleb> EleGiggle
5067[16:21] <encelor> Kappa
5068[16:21] <thenewfaceofcreation> FAIR
5069[16:21] <zordon666> you need to bait fire and charge before he breaths fire again
5070[16:21] <thenewfaceofcreation> wow
5071[16:21] <deep_drive> the game devs made a serious sin
5072[16:21] <eternia_forever> schloarly developers
5073[16:21] <deadshot130> Dude if you fucking run up to him you can kill him
5074[16:21] <encelor> Fromsoft new kojima Kappa
5075[16:21] <himself79> DarksydePhil charge him before he wakes up
5076[16:21] <tengu_stoner> Inb4 30 minutes of him shooting the dragon with arrows
5077[16:21] <inkrev_print> Devs are so dumb
5078[16:21] <theycallmejimbob> they just the shark with this port NotLikeThis
5079[16:21] <toiletanesthesia> @DarksydePhil you have to kill all the NPC's
5080[16:21] <theycallmejimbob> jumped*
5081[16:21] <toiletanesthesia> They'll follow you there lol
5082[16:22] <hpdynasty_> Aaaand ded before he even starts
5083[16:22] <theycallmejimbob> damn I must be tired :(
5084[16:22] <sddaros> 44 inc
5085[16:22] <zybatzuu> Use a shield or something, anything to not cheese him with arrows, cause it's a pretty cool fight
5086[16:22] <themonogordo> welp
5087[16:22] <thenewfaceofcreation> FROMSOFT says git gud phil
5088[16:22] <joeblah> why is he playing this?
5089[16:22] <goldencolts> PogChamp
5090[16:22] <boldiiii> Stab stab
5091[16:22] <feignit> LUL
5092[16:22] <thenewfaceofcreation> thats what they will tell u
5093[16:22] <encelor> ahahaha
5094[16:22] <bobbi_ling> lol
5095[16:22] <boldiiii> Oh boy its a party
5096[16:22] <tommywiseauhere> This area looks so rushed and uninspired
5097[16:22] <feignit> dspDeath dspDeath
5098[16:22] <toguro3> LOL
5099[16:22] <jmon_1985> imminent death
5100[16:22] <goldencolts> lmao
5101[16:22] <betweenacockandahardplace> lol
5102[16:22] <theycallmejimbob> welp NotLikeThis
5103[16:22] <deep_drive> LOL
5104[16:22] <convertedclone> LOLLLLLLLLLLL
5105[16:22] <goldencolts> ahahahahahha
5106[16:22] <patzilla21> gang rape
5107[16:22] <naddodr> bob and weave boy!!
5108[16:22] <feignit> dumpstered
5109[16:22] <encelor> rape
5110[16:22] <gxpopcorn69> YAAASS
5111[16:22] <betweenacockandahardplace> FailFish
5112[16:22] <eternia_forever> lol
5113[16:22] <voltron4> where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at
5114[16:22] <theycallmejimbob> that was some beginners trap NotLikeThis
5115[16:22] <fluttershy1970> kek
5116[16:22] <adrian_digital> wombo
5117[16:22] <thenewfaceofcreation> WOW
5118[16:22] <thatanonymouse> gr8 effort tho
5119[16:22] <mcismydream2> Gangbanged
5120[16:22] <deadshot130> Jebaited
5121[16:22] <thirdeyethethird> gangbanged
5122[16:22] <ericeericson> Where the hood where the hood where the hood at
5123[16:22] <therealrapgeek> Bang Bros
5124[16:22] <feignit> terrible game design dood mobs keep following me dspSurpriseddsp
5125[16:22] <thatanonymouse> i mean, he can definitely do this
5126[16:22] <triviuma> nice job Phil
5127[16:23] <drzombius> just remember, the drake is more afraid of you than you are of it KappaHD @darksydephil
5128[16:23] <jesterkl> Dont play locked on againt groups lol
5129[16:23] <thatanonymouse> hes surprised me tbh
5130[16:23] <tengu_stoner> atpRtsd4 atpRtsd4 atpRtsd4
5131[16:23] <boldiiii> Just kill the npcs and then just run to the dragon
5132[16:23] <hpdynasty_> And not at all pathetic
5133[16:23] <toguro3> What?
5134[16:23] <jelsea1973> Damn was hoping the mob would agro on the dragon
5135[16:23] <mcismydream2> DSP Tries It: Getting Ganked in DS...
5136[16:23] <thenewfaceofcreation> FUUUUUUUN
5137[16:23] <boldiiii> easy piecy lemon squishy
5138[16:23] <toguro3> Just clear the enemies first then rush it
5139[16:23] <thatanonymouse> take out the enemies first
5140[16:23] <zordon666> dragon respawns btw
5141[16:23] <himself79> That was the biggest gangbang in game history
5142[16:23] <jmon_1985> -Dsp logic
5143[16:23] <themonogordo> FailFish
5144[16:23] <eternia_forever> easy peasy count yeezey
5145[16:23] <deep_drive> the problem is phil is pulling all the enemies to him lol
5146[16:23] <boldiiii> Well this is not gonna work
5147[16:23] <zanzonyx> It respawns? hoo boy
5148[16:23] <theycallmejimbob> That dragon aint so bad NotLikeThis
5149[16:23] <bobbi_ling> rip
5150[16:23] <cte900> from was like "we need hellkite situation before this boss, but one that doesn't go away when you kill it"
5151[16:24] <goldencolts> haha
5152[16:24] <convertedclone> LOLLLL
5153[16:24] <feignit> FailFish
5154[16:24] <encelor> lmao
5155[16:24] <betweenacockandahardplace> :(
5156[16:24] <deadshot130> Jebaited
5157[16:24] <thatanonymouse> you can do it if you clear the enemies
5158[16:24] <thenewfaceofcreation> wow
5159[16:24] <fluttershy1970> almost dave
5160[16:24] <kamjerzy> @darksydephil the drake don't respawn so as long as you quickly kill it, it won't matter if you die
5161[16:24] <theycallmejimbob> damn so close :(
5162[16:24] <mcismydream2> It's time for another happytage.
5163[16:24] <eternia_forever> you can do it
5164[16:24] <zanzonyx> Purrty good try
5165[16:24] <boldiiii> Clear the enemies you get souls plus you wont die
5166[16:24] <thatanonymouse> one more try, just kill the knights first
5167[16:24] <feignit> clear trash Jebaited
5168[16:24] <mrfunnybro> the health is on his foot
5169[16:24] <encelor> dragon did attack them bucketheads
5170[16:24] <toshi_cl> Try baiting the white knights before you fight the dragon
5171[16:25] <zahvone> Did that dragon just Brock Lesner Phils streak?
5172[16:25] <toiletanesthesia> @Kamjerzy He still has to pull the switch, though.
5173[16:25] <thatanonymouse> oh shit i thought it respawned
5174[16:25] <deadshot130> Did Phil get the Leo ring to increase his thrust counterattack damage?
5175[16:25] <growlitheappears> The dragon does not respawn, maybe not even with covenant of Champions
5176[16:25] <encelor> phil cannot counter attack fam
5177[16:25] <naddodr> you get the leo ring killing the boss here
5178[16:25] <deadshot130> Ohhhhh
5179[16:25] <naddodr> iirc
5180[16:25] <thenewfaceofcreation> im not going to lie. crash 3 has more salt and rage better than DS2
5181[16:26] <drilbit777> RIP
5182[16:26] <betweenacockandahardplace> NotLikeThis
5183[16:26] <feignit> dspSurpriseddsp
5184[16:26] <thenewfaceofcreation> for now
5185[16:26] <aintevenmadtho> no stamina
5186[16:26] <mcismydream2> Happytage is going decent so far...
5187[16:26] <bobbi_ling> crash 3 has bazooka
5188[16:26] <jmon_1985> Game engine Kappa
5189[16:26] <chairmancaleb> @thenewfaceofcreation, Sir Alonne?... Fuma Knight?
5190[16:26] <feignit> garbage game engine
5191[16:26] <docven> lol just bad luck
5192[16:26] <mcismydream2> Of course it was bad luck.
5193[16:26] <chmf030> no stamina
5194[16:26] <naddodr> well to all the people complaining, here are your customary deaths
5195[16:26] <poe8100> It wasn't the game engine. You were out of stamina.
5196[16:27] <docven> put it on then jesus
5197[16:27] <thenewfaceofcreation> what @ChairmanCaleb ?
5198[16:27] <docven> stop complaining
5199[16:27] <toguro3> Kesha dropped a new single its actually good wtf
5200[16:27] <naddodr> deaths! deaths for everyone!
5201[16:27] <bobbi_ling> covenant of champions nerfs the dragon
5202[16:27] <chairmancaleb> @thenewfaceofcreation, Those two bosses may give him a tad bit salt, lol.
5203[16:27] <goldencolts> whoa dood
5204[16:27] <toiletanesthesia> Dead.
5205[16:27] <feignit> LUL
5206[16:27] <betweenacockandahardplace> :O
5207[16:27] <theycallmejimbob> that dragon isn't playing fair :(
5208[16:27] <zordon666> fire
5209[16:27] <zagesaw> ganked LUL
5210[16:27] <bobbi_ling> loool
5211[16:27] <encelor> 10v1
5212[16:27] <zanzonyx> F
5213[16:27] <feignit> Jebaited
5214[16:27] <docven> lmao why are you locked in on him
5215[16:27] <encelor> F
5216[16:27] <himself79> hahahaha
5217[16:27] <mcismydream2> LOL
5218[16:27] <docven> it really was fair
5219[16:27] <eternia_forever> damm he took off
5220[16:27] <thenewfaceofcreation> @ChairmanCaleb i said for now. not when he is going to reach them
5221[16:27] <chmf030> DAMN
5222[16:27] <mcismydream2> Get fucking owned.
5223[16:27] <niipahniipah> LUL
5224[16:27] <naddodr> use a lightning spear!
5225[16:28] <hpdynasty_> I know right, what a hacker! Stoopid dragon
5226[16:28] <drzombius> you activated its trap card MingLee
5227[16:28] <aintevenmadtho> use a weapon buff phil
5228[16:28] <adrian_digital> kill the adds first
5229[16:28] <himself79> That was hilarious
5230[16:28] <nioh25> DOOD
5231[16:28] <toguro3> it sucks fromsoft had to add a obvious broken mini boss to stop phils run
5232[16:28] <aintevenmadtho> they're in the game for a reason
5233[16:28] <sherl0ck_st0ne> how many times has he died here?
5234[16:28] <zordon666> dragons cant fly theyre too fat, unrealistic game
5235[16:28] <encelor> pet dragon
5236[16:28] <darthradovanviking> haha a bad drangonslayer then :D
5237[16:28] <mrfunnybro> could just kill all the enemies to make it 1000X easier
5238[16:28] <docven> bad joke
5239[16:28] <deadchildsun> lol
5240[16:28] <sddaros> clearly the dragonslayer isn't doing his job properly
5241[16:28] <toguro3> its obvious the dragons wing cant support its body weight
5242[16:28] <theycallmejimbob> 5 or 6 times Sherl0ck_St0ne I think
5243[16:28] <22mihawk> is this a blind playthrough??
5244[16:28] <toguro3> so unrealistic bs\
5245[16:28] <deadshot130> That dragon is only there if you kill Dragonrider first right?
5246[16:28] <naddodr> it's the "Old dragonslayer" ok
5247[16:28] <jesterkl> thats cuz the dragonrider is the owner
5248[16:28] <poe8100> That's not a dragon
5249[16:28] <sherl0ck_st0ne> thx
5250[16:29] <convertedclone> yes, as in he's blind
5251[16:29] <encelor> @22mihawk he played old version of game
5252[16:29] <poe8100> It's a wyvern
5253[16:29] <mcismydream2> Phil BTW you don't even need to fight the Old Dragonslayer, it only unlocks an extra optinal PVP arena, which you never bother.
5254[16:29] <naddodr> cut old people some slack
5255[16:29] <zanzonyx> @22mihawk 2nd playthrough
5256[16:29] <aintevenmadtho> LUL
5257[16:29] <22mihawk> thanks
5258[16:29] <direwolfsif> just beat him with your build Phil lol
5259[16:29] <toguro3> hes doing an all boss run though
5260[16:29] <deadshot130> @mcismydream2 needs to be all bosses
5261[16:29] <encelor> shockwave
5262[16:29] <22mihawk> LUL
5263[16:29] <betweenacockandahardplace> FailFish
5264[16:29] <encelor> instagib
5265[16:29] <deadchildsun> lol
5266[16:29] <nioh25> LOL
5267[16:29] <royal_phalanx91> LOL
5268[16:29] <deadshot130> Did he even find Darklurker In his first DS2 run?
5269[16:29] <mcismydream2> LMAO!
5270[16:29] <thenewfaceofcreation> wow
5271[16:29] <boldiiii> Maybe clear mobs now ?
5272[16:29] <toguro3> why does he keep pulling evbery enemy?
5273[16:29] <hpdynasty_> Jesus, just kill the mobs
5274[16:29] <infiltrationz> Git Rekt
5275[16:29] <zordon666> lmfao
5276[16:29] <convertedclone> phil, maybe slow's the way to go?
5277[16:29] <himself79> hahahaha
5278[16:29] <thenewfaceofcreation> 0 health
5279[16:29] <chocobotamer> It's not 0 health if it doesn't die? danHmm
5280[16:29] <thenewfaceofcreation> sure dood
5281[16:30] <royal_phalanx91> Maybe kill the others
5282[16:30] <zanzonyx> Stomp's not hurting old Buckey's allthat much
5283[16:30] <demovdarkwave> Why doesn't he just try clearing everything else?
5284[16:30] <encelor> lergic
5285[16:30] <deadchildsun> is phil still dating panda?
5286[16:30] <docven> because he's lazy
5287[16:30] <aintevenmadtho> @Chocobotamer really makes you think 🤔
5288[16:30] <infiltrationz> Cmon you got Philly I believe in you
5289[16:30] <kenzo0001> kill everything else before pursuing the dragon or else you'll just keep dying
5290[16:30] <eternia_forever> @Chocobotamer well put
5291[16:30] <docven> good question dead
5292[16:30] <boldiiii> And here we go
5293[16:30] <docven> is he?
5294[16:30] <hodortarg> DS vets, tell me is DSP's build good?
5295[16:30] <toguro3> i think phil thinks the dragon wakes up if you kill every mob for some reason
5296[16:30] <fluttershy1970> nico and maki blieve in in you phill
5297[16:30] <ericeericson> you just gotta git gud
5298[16:30] <thenewfaceofcreation> just git gud
5299[16:30] <22mihawk> @Deadchildsun no
5300[16:30] <betweenacockandahardplace> this is gonna take a while.
5301[16:30] <mcismydream2> Isn't that a ban?
5302[16:30] <zordon666> we dont talk about girls on this stream
5303[16:30] <fluttershy1970> believe
5304[16:30] <poe8100> @hodortarg Super good.
5305[16:30] <deadchildsun> what happened?
5306[16:30] <toguro3> no grills allowed
5307[16:30] <himself79> @deadchildsun I think they broke up
5308[16:30] <themaskedguide> @darksydephil you can kill all the guys without the dragon waking up
5309[16:30] <deadchildsun> what?
5310[16:30] <convertedclone> nah, phil's got this
5311[16:30] <docven> she met someone else
5312[16:30] <eternia_forever> LUCK
5313[16:30] <encelor> no synths allowed
5314[16:30] <kingjezal> You'll get him.
5315[16:30] <zybatzuu> Please let him do this himself guys lol
5316[16:30] <docven> They still live with each other though dead.
5317[16:31] <zybatzuu> It's not that hard don't need to make it easier ya know
5318[16:31] <deadchildsun> oh i see
5319[16:31] <thenewfaceofcreation> @Deadchildsun ask phil about it
5320[16:31] <deadchildsun> thanks
5321[16:31] <goldencolts> lmao
5322[16:31] <goldencolts> LOL
5323[16:31] <aintevenmadtho> LUL
5324[16:31] <convertedclone> lmao
5325[16:31] <fluttershy1970> kek
5326[16:31] <theycallmejimbob> welp NotLikeThis
5327[16:31] <boldiiii> LUL
5328[16:31] <deadchildsun> LUL
5329[16:31] <toguro3> LUL
5330[16:31] <darthradovanviking> don't make this about phils personal life guys
5331[16:31] <jackwith_nosack> LUL
5332[16:31] <deep_drive> hahahaha
5333[16:31] <betweenacockandahardplace> :Olol
5334[16:31] <mcismydream2> Epic fail.
5335[16:31] <royal_phalanx91> LOL
5336[16:31] <infiltrationz> WTF are you doing
5337[16:31] <novaenforcer> Rip
5338[16:31] <deadshot130> Jebaited
5339[16:31] <adrian_digital> LUL
5340[16:31] <mewtwentytwo> Dumass can't swim =(
5341[16:31] <growlitheappears> Is it true what docven just stated?
5342[16:31] <hodortarg> @Poe8100 thoughtful regeless dual wield King in action PogChamp
5343[16:31] <bobbi_ling> phil locked on like Jebaited Jebaited
5344[16:31] <kenzo0001> this is frustrating to watch, dude just fight the mobs
5345[16:31] <theycallmejimbob> it's For Honor all over again NotLikeThis
5346[16:31] <nazzrax> atpCarl
5347[16:31] <sherl0ck_st0ne> try luring it out Keepo
5348[16:31] <fluttershy1970> someone clip that
5349[16:31] <encelor> @DarksydePhil just kill everything man getting bit stale now
5350[16:31] <eternia_forever> shes on the sponge
5351[16:31] <voltron4> Don't you know this game punishes rushing / greed? smh
5352[16:31] <boldiiii> Oh god not again
5353[16:31] <convertedclone> gangbanged Kreygasm
5354[16:32] <ieatassanditsdelicious> cheer100 You are almost there Stanley! Don't give up. Those rapiers are badass by the way.
5355[16:32] <therealrapgeek> We're gonna be here all day tbhL
5356[16:32] <ericeericson> "Please clap"
5357[16:32] <toshi_cl> If you cleared the enemies first you would've killed it by now
5358[16:32] <theycallmejimbob> Stanley :D
5359[16:32] <voltron4> clipped
5360[16:32] <novaenforcer> @therealrapgeek blackhokage emotes cmonBruh
5361[16:32] <nazzrax> lmao
5362[16:32] <igoturcorona> LUL
5363[16:32] <feignit> @iEatAssAndItsDelicious Kreygasm
5364[16:32] <betweenacockandahardplace> dumass drounds......in pussy
5365[16:32] <himself79> 100 bits is 10$?
5366[16:32] <convertedclone> #fakenews
5367[16:32] <theycallmejimbob> 1 dollar himself79
5368[16:32] <zanzonyx> 100 bits is 1 buck
5369[16:32] <feignit> $100 PogChamp
5370[16:32] <darthradovanviking> 1 dollar
5371[16:32] <deadshot130> Pull out the maces and fuck up the knights
5372[16:32] <mewtwentytwo> we believe in you Stanley
5373[16:32] <eternia_forever> StanLee
5374[16:32] <thenewfaceofcreation> wow dood
5375[16:32] <kenzo0001> vinejoelSad take out the mobs dude
5376[16:32] <nazzrax> nice names
5377[16:32] <aintevenmadtho> how did phil survive that LOL
5378[16:32] <encelor> wut
5379[16:32] <convertedclone> Why is he trying these prostrats?
5380[16:33] <goldencolts> rollin rollin rollin
5381[16:33] <voltron4> dsp shows us where the hood's at
5382[16:33] <heffeization> PogChamp
5383[16:33] <ericeericson> They are bffs mang
5384[16:33] <thenewfaceofcreation> lol
5385[16:33] <docven> god this is hard to watch
5386[16:33] <novaenforcer> Wow PHIL
5387[16:33] <encelor> this dragon is a moron
5388[16:33] <zordon666> dragon needs to fly asap
5389[16:33] <theycallmejimbob> welp NotLikeThis
5390[16:33] <aintevenmadtho> the giant hit you
5391[16:33] <convertedclone> this time, though
5392[16:33] <feignit> farted Kreygasm
5393[16:33] <butter__my__bread> the sword hit u
5394[16:33] <royal_phalanx91> LOL
5395[16:33] <goldencolts> brappp
5396[16:33] <betweenacockandahardplace> :(
5397[16:33] <thenewfaceofcreation> u lost
5398[16:33] <mcismydream2> The sword Phil.
5399[16:33] <drowsylouis> :^)
5400[16:33] <fluttershy1970> death by fart
5401[16:33] <nazzrax> molten feces
5402[16:33] <thenewfaceofcreation> thats what happen
5403[16:33] <mewtwentytwo> the enemy hit you
5404[16:33] <royal_phalanx91> the sword
5405[16:33] <zanzonyx> brapptrap
5406[16:33] <theycallmejimbob> GottaGo OSkomodo
5407[16:33] <eternia_forever> ut ohhhhhhhhhhh @theycallmejimbob
5408[16:33] <sherl0ck_st0ne> maybe try killing one at a time??
5409[16:33] <ericeericson> Man, Phil sounds like he loves eating farts
5410[16:33] <igoturcorona> LuL
5411[16:33] <voltron4> lol
5412[16:33] <docven> the fucking swordsmen hit you
5413[16:33] <ericeericson> Kappa
5414[16:33] <docven> jesus phil this is not funny, just kill the adds.
5415[16:33] <eplegutten> good night
5416[16:33] <zordon666> phil - 0. dragon - 8.
5417[16:33] <boldiiii> Come on doood
5418[16:33] <feignit> drake fart is my fetish Kreygasm
5419[16:34] <eternia_forever> ut ohhhhhhhhhhhh @theycallmejimbob
5420[16:34] <bobbi_ling> whered you get that emote jim
5421[16:34] <drowsylouis> dragon with upset tummy?
5422[16:34] <butter__my__bread> so dumb d00d
5423[16:34] <encelor> insanity :(
5424[16:34] <kenzo0001> Take out the fucking mobs dude vinejoelSad
5425[16:34] <docven> 2minuts of unfunny fart jokes.
5426[16:34] <aintevenmadtho> @encelor LUL
5427[16:34] <meandinosaur> mmm farts
5428[16:34] <theycallmejimbob> it's with Twitch Prime Bobbi_Ling
5429[16:34] <thatanonymouse> phil reminds me of a ptton oswalt or a jim norton
5430[16:34] <convertedclone> Every time he runs past these guys I bust out laughing. And I'm drinking coffee
5431[16:34] <thatanonymouse> gr8 comedic timing
5432[16:34] <theycallmejimbob> WutFace
5433[16:34] <thenewfaceofcreation> LOL
5434[16:34] <voltron4> clipped
5435[16:34] <convertedclone> alright
5436[16:34] <naddodr> lol
5437[16:34] <bobbi_ling> ah
5438[16:34] <re_avenger> dspHmm dspHmm
5439[16:34] <theycallmejimbob> :D Eternia_Forever
5440[16:34] <betweenacockandahardplace> Kreygasm
5441[16:34] <igoturcorona> LMAO
5442[16:34] <lupracal> haHAA haHAA haHAA
5443[16:34] <mewtwentytwo> who doesn't
5444[16:34] <thenewfaceofcreation> LMAO
5445[16:34] <kombatjunkeetv> me next Kreygasm
5446[16:34] <ix_ryno_ix> LOL
5447[16:34] <feignit> dspSurpriseddsp dspSexy dspSurpriseddsp dspSexy
5448[16:34] <royal_phalanx91> this is what I was looking for-salt!
5449[16:34] <docven> please stop
5450[16:34] <ericeericson> nice
5451[16:34] <xpj627x> CmonBruh
5452[16:34] <boldiiii> THIS IS MADNESS
5453[16:34] <chmf030> DAFUQ
5454[16:34] <hpdynasty_> Too bad you really don't have anyone that can fart on you anymore...
5455[16:34] <encelor> trollsydephil
5456[16:34] <mrfunnybro> I knew it! DansGame
5457[16:34] <theycallmejimbob> GottaGo ArmL KappaQuick ArmR
5458[16:34] <demovdarkwave> So... is he seriously just going to keep doing the same thing over and over?
5459[16:34] <igoturcorona> DSP Tries It: Eating ASS
5460[16:34] <kenzo0001> dsp eats ass confirmed vinejoel5
5461[16:34] <butter__my__bread> will gape for donos moon2WINKY
5462[16:34] <drowsylouis> best dark souls
5463[16:34] <mcismydream2> LOL
5464[16:34] <voltron4> it'll work eventually. keep trying the same strat
5465[16:35] <chocobotamer> It did do damage
5466[16:35] <patzilla21> SInce you know how to fight the dragon now just kill the mobs first
5467[16:35] <thatanonymouse> you cant do it with them following you
5468[16:35] <novaenforcer> Do I know the definition of insanity PHIL StinkyCheese
5469[16:35] <royal_phalanx91> it did hit them
5470[16:35] <ix_ryno_ix> phil please fart in my mouth Kreygasm Kreygasm
5471[16:35] <xpj627x> cmonBruh
5472[16:35] <convertedclone> XD
5473[16:35] <thatanonymouse> just take them all out once
5474[16:35] <eternia_forever> 58 or 59 and you lose ? @theycallmejimbob
5475[16:35] <zordon666> this dragon is an MVP
5476[16:35] <jmon_1985> Fart porn check it out
5477[16:35] <theycallmejimbob> 58 Eternia_Forever NotLikeThis
5478[16:35] <zanzonyx> well do you? @novaenforcer
5479[16:35] <gndorky> would have been done long ago if you just killed the heide knights first
5480[16:35] <kombatjunkeetv> wheres the phrase ender "thats bullshit" Kappa
5481[16:35] <feignit> cake farts dspHmm
5482[16:35] <encelor> brazilian fart porn
5483[16:35] <naddodr> yes let's do the same thing for the 10th time
5484[16:35] <convertedclone> lol!
5485[16:35] <butter__my__bread> moon2WHINE moon2WHINE
5486[16:35] <encelor> ayy pappy
5487[16:35] <adrian_digital> just kill adds first
5488[16:35] <eternia_forever> ut ohhhhhhhhhhhh @theycallmejimbob
5489[16:35] <thenewfaceofcreation> WHATEVER DOOOD
5490[16:35] <naddodr> you're letting yourself down Phillip
5491[16:35] <igoturcorona> @DarksydePhil Can you do a DSP tries it- Eating Ass taste test DSP for the fans?
5492[16:35] <inkrev_print> Fartmistress.cum
5493[16:35] <theycallmejimbob> he's gonna do it Eternia_Forever
5494[16:35] <toiletanesthesia> Fart porn is softcore. Scat is where it's at.
5495[16:35] <novaenforcer> @zanzonyx soon.
5496[16:35] <encelor> crawling in my skin
5497[16:35] <butter__my__bread> lol Brazilian fart porn moon2GOOD
5498[16:35] <pow_3r> these woundss
5499[16:35] <drowsylouis> colon fart straight into my face Kreygasm
5500[16:35] <fluttershy1970> does anybody like cake farts? Kappa
5501[16:35] <kenzo0001> wow phil its almost like you have to kill the mobs first vinejoelCop
5502[16:35] <eternia_forever> you were so safe as well then this lol @theycallmejimbob
5503[16:36] <inkrev_print> lol that wasnt a ink
5504[16:36] <kombatjunkeetv> phillip let me down when he was born Kappa
5505[16:36] <encelor> mona lisa gives me a boner
5506[16:36] <deadchildsun> 'dies
5507[16:36] <deep_drive> well your name is toilet anestheisa -__-
5508[16:36] <pow_3r> LOOOL
5509[16:36] <theycallmejimbob> this is the run guys SwiftRage
5510[16:36] <boldiiii> Brazilian fart porno TehePelo
5511[16:36] <butter__my__bread> face sitting is Phil's desire
5512[16:36] <convertedclone> run away!
5513[16:36] <voltron4> so close
5514[16:36] <aintevenmadtho> LUL
5515[16:36] <ix_ryno_ix> Kill adds before fighting boss.....DUH
5516[16:36] <mcismydream2> GG
5517[16:36] <triviuma> kill them
5518[16:36] <naddodr> The weirdest stuff online is always in some way or another connected to a Brazilian
5519[16:36] <deadchildsun> keep rushing keep dying LUL
5520[16:36] <betweenacockandahardplace> FailFish
5521[16:36] <thenewfaceofcreation> not a good idea
5522[16:36] <kingjezal> RNG
5523[16:36] <kamjerzy> @darksydephil kill all the enemies besides the last knight with the spear on the stairs so it'll just be you the Drake and the one knight instead of like 6 enemies
5524[16:36] <thenewfaceofcreation> kill them first
5525[16:36] <thenewfaceofcreation> DUH
5526[16:36] <encelor> i spawn i die :(
5527[16:36] <drowsylouis> wtf support showed up
5528[16:36] <thatanonymouse> try using a resing on the weapon
5529[16:36] <thatanonymouse> *resin
5530[16:36] <nazzrax> stab it till its dead
5531[16:36] <leparis57> kill them 1st
5532[16:36] <romeyro> just kill the enimies first
5533[16:36] <bobbi_ling> nah phils way more fun
5534[16:36] <darthradovanviking> haha aww
5535[16:36] <boldiiii> And dying is fun?
5536[16:37] <thatanonymouse> it'll pump up your attack
5537[16:37] <triviuma> nothing he could do
5538[16:37] <theycallmejimbob> I spawn I die SwiftRage
5539[16:37] <thenewfaceofcreation> LOL
5540[16:37] <goldencolts> its not f-u-n!
5541[16:37] <thenewfaceofcreation> not fun
5542[16:37] <mcismydream2> The oppisite of FUN?
5543[16:37] <triviuma> bugged enemy mechanics
5544[16:37] <encelor> Finally
5545[16:37] <naddodr> well this isn't exactly working is it
5546[16:37] <convertedclone> leeroy jenkins!
5547[16:37] <pow_3r> that stealth
5548[16:37] <eternia_forever> the more you try the harder it is and you should no this dood @DarksydePhil
5549[16:37] <novaenforcer> lol it’s not fun
5550[16:37] <hpdynasty_> Yes, but you know what don't change a thing about your strat. 10th time's the charm, I'm sure.
5551[16:37] <kenzo0001> well stop sucking vinejoelDoom
5552[16:37] <gndorky> less fun than getting gang banged 10 times in a row hoping to get lucky?
5553[16:37] <encelor> lmao
5554[16:37] <deadchildsun> 'loses souls'
5555[16:37] <pow_3r> why
5556[16:37] <thenewfaceofcreation> git gud then
5557[16:37] <zordon666> the dragon is the boss
5558[16:37] <mrfunnybro> better then dying 50 times till you kill it
5559[16:37] <bobbi_ling> ruuun
5560[16:37] <novaenforcer> Is dying fun phil
5561[16:37] <ix_ryno_ix> just kill the two that follow you in to the boss
5562[16:37] <leparis57> he could have been done by now
5563[16:37] <royal_phalanx91> lul
5564[16:37] <encelor> i tried so hard and got so far in the end nothing ever matter
5565[16:37] <kenzo0001> no dont kill the mobs because that requires effort
5566[16:37] <aintevenmadtho> phil probably would have beat the boss already if he had just killed the knights the first time lol
5567[16:38] <butter__my__bread> stream chat can't help u now moon2WOOP
5568[16:38] <toshi_cl> splendid tactics
5569[16:38] <pow_3r> well
5570[16:38] <naddodr> how about just running the other way first
5571[16:38] <betweenacockandahardplace> my name is very apt for phils current situation
5572[16:38] <theycallmejimbob> GottaGo ArmL dspSurpriseddsp ArmR this is the run Eternia_Forever
5573[16:38] <novaenforcer> @butter__my__bread Kreygasm
5574[16:38] <unveilingknight2077> you can do this phil
5575[16:38] <leparis57> welp
5576[16:38] <drowsylouis> just clear them
5577[16:38] <thatguyjarred> lmaoooo
5578[16:38] <darthradovanviking> well it is more entertaining the way he does id @AintEvenMadTho
5579[16:38] <pow_3r> bone!
5580[16:38] <ix_ryno_ix> you just did the exact same thing and you are going to die the exact same way 4Head
5581[16:38] <leparis57> gg
5582[16:38] <triviuma> bugged agro mechanics
5583[16:38] <convertedclone> being so greedy with these hits
5584[16:38] <eternia_forever> alright @theycallmejimbob
5585[16:38] <deadchildsun> LUL
5586[16:38] <aintevenmadtho> @DarthRadovanViking i'm not denying that lol
5587[16:38] <unveilingknight2077> gg
5588[16:38] <feignit> Jebaited
5589[16:38] <naddodr> WOOO!!!!
5590[16:38] <convertedclone> cheese city
5591[16:38] <thatanonymouse> nice!
5592[16:38] <bobbi_ling> lol
5593[16:38] <fluttershy1970> gg phill
5594[16:38] <thatanonymouse> it stays dead
5595[16:38] <betweenacockandahardplace> SeemsGood SeemsGood
5596[16:38] <darthradovanviking> :D
5597[16:38] <mcismydream2> gg
5598[16:38] <encelor> his insanity worked
5599[16:38] <deadshot130> Gg
5600[16:38] <water_closet> Great work mr toober
5601[16:38] <feignit> StinkyCheese StinkyCheese StinkyCheese
5602[16:38] <encelor> Kappa
5603[16:38] <iazy333> lost the item tho
5604[16:38] <jmon_1985> Please respawn
5605[16:38] <zordon666> nooooo
5606[16:38] <darthradovanviking> Nice one cheer100
5607[16:38] <naddodr> the madman actually did it
5608[16:38] <thatanonymouse> the war of attrition is won
5609[16:38] <somethingyer2> was the item good?
5610[16:38] <convertedclone> death abuse
5611[16:38] <theycallmejimbob> he actually did it dspShock
5612[16:38] <markymark52> Stinky Stinky cheese
5613[16:38] <beefeetr> Nice redemption run cheese
5614[16:39] <deep_drive> finally
5615[16:39] <kenzo0001> surely using the same strategy a 10th time will wor... holy shit it worked vinejoelFree
5616[16:39] <encelor> VoHiYo
5617[16:39] <thenewfaceofcreation> it only took u like some deaths. but good job dood
5618[16:39] <zordon666> join champion covenant so it respawns
5619[16:39] <flyeaglesfly01> Trolls are mad lul
5620[16:39] <goldencolts> hitting the dragon with a sword until it dies is cheese somehow lol
5621[16:39] <boldiiii> Finally its over
5622[16:39] <theycallmejimbob> if at first you don't succeed
5623[16:39] <thatanonymouse> give us that salt, trolls
5624[16:39] <hikistream> what was the item
5625[16:39] <eternia_forever> you called it @theycallmejimbob PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp
5626[16:39] <ericeericson> wut
5627[16:39] <drowsylouis> TriHard
5628[16:39] <feignit> Jebaited Jebaited Jebaited Jebaited
5629[16:39] <betweenacockandahardplace> vas
5630[16:39] <thatanonymouse> oh dayum
5631[16:39] <convertedclone> [citation needed]
5632[16:39] <thenewfaceofcreation> LOL
5633[16:39] <tepiih> ???????
5634[16:39] <aintevenmadtho> woah
5635[16:39] <thenewfaceofcreation> its not
5636[16:39] <thatanonymouse> jst keep swimming
5637[16:39] <vicwraith> Didn't you quit on Ludwig?
5638[16:39] <goldencolts> woah... really makes u think
5639[16:39] <encelor> no insanity is repeating the same thing over and over and expect a different result
5640[16:39] <novaenforcer> PHIL Logic. Ladies and gentlemen
5641[16:39] <thenewfaceofcreation> what are u talking about
5642[16:39] <90mice2> that does sound insane
5643[16:39] <divanerasmus> Dam Dam Daaaam
5644[16:40] <encelor> Kappa
5645[16:40] <mrfunnybro> wut?
5646[16:40] <theycallmejimbob> this chat man :D
5647[16:40] <jmon_1985> Cough Ludwig
5648[16:40] <novaenforcer> Completely flawed
5649[16:40] <hpdynasty_> That is so backwards I can't even...
5650[16:40] <jelsea1973> no item though
5651[16:40] <thatanonymouse> god bless iframes
5652[16:40] <encelor> i frames of that lever
5653[16:40] <royal_phalanx91> Ludwig FML
5654[16:40] <drowsylouis> his character looks just like him
5655[16:40] <theycallmejimbob> I'm right 52% of the time Eternia_Forever :D
5656[16:40] <kenzo0001> time for the boss boys
5657[16:40] <kingjezal> The original insanity quote doesn't hold much water.
5658[16:40] <thenewfaceofcreation> i guess phil just trying to joke about this dood
5659[16:40] <aintevenmadtho> you were at 5100 i'm pretty sure
5660[16:40] <zordon666> those i-frames were bs
5661[16:40] <eternia_forever> PogChamp @theycallmejimbob you may be alright yet captain
5662[16:40] <jelsea1973> wonder what item you get for killing the dragon
5663[16:40] <jmon_1985> You don't deserve the souls
5664[16:40] <kenzo0001> almost as if it was a drake with no soul vinejoelDio
5665[16:40] <ieatassanditsdelicious> cheer100 Good job killing the dragon Stanley. Those powerstanced rapiers are awesome. They are pretty much the BKH of DS2.
5666[16:40] <thatanonymouse> bosstime oh shit
5667[16:41] <encelor> old pussy slayer
5668[16:41] <betweenacockandahardplace> :O
5669[16:41] <ix_ryno_ix> DrowsyLouis lmao I was thinking the same thing....big tank ass goofy looking dude LOL
5670[16:41] <theycallmejimbob> boss streak hype SwiftRage
5671[16:41] <re_avenger> orntein
5672[16:41] <thenewfaceofcreation> lol
5673[16:41] <markymark52> holy shit look how much damage he does
5674[16:41] <taurusoxford> ...
5675[16:41] <thatanonymouse> jesus fuck, that damage
5676[16:41] <markymark52> makes it easy.
5677[16:41] <eternia_forever> ut ohhhhhhhhhhhh @theycallmejimbob
5678[16:41] <theycallmejimbob> he aint so bad
5679[16:41] <zybatzuu> So overleveled lol
5680[16:41] <meandinosaur> It is Ornstein... Smough was the fatty
5681[16:41] <nycroman> Totally not Ornstein Kappa
5682[16:41] <deadchildsun> this is a joke boss
5683[16:41] <chmf030> you died before getting the souls from the drake
5684[16:41] <encelor> smough Kappa
5685[16:41] <taurusoxford> jesus christ that damage
5686[16:41] <thatanonymouse> lmao this is amazing
5687[16:41] <butter__my__bread> dks2 bosses have terrible gps
5688[16:41] <encelor> cheese strings
5689[16:41] <theycallmejimbob> swing and a miss
5690[16:41] <voltron4> I can't believe it
5691[16:41] <0megaj0ker> First Try! TriHard
5692[16:41] <aintevenmadtho> should have named him "recycled assets"
5693[16:41] <re_avenger> ez pz
5694[16:41] <chmf030> Ornstein
5695[16:41] <theycallmejimbob> easy peasy SwiftRage
5696[16:41] <raiserstyle1> gg
5697[16:41] <novaenforcer> Smug Jebaited
5698[16:41] <thatanonymouse> hahahaha
5699[16:41] <markymark52> Dude that's way OP'd
5700[16:41] <encelor> GG
5701[16:41] <meandinosaur> He's powerstancing those right?
5702[16:41] <betweenacockandahardplace> fuck that was easy?
5703[16:41] <cte900> just walking around like "go ahead and hit me when you feel like it"
5704[16:41] <thenewfaceofcreation> power stance = lighting spam confirmed
5705[16:41] <theycallmejimbob> the boss streak lives on SwiftRage
5706[16:41] <naddodr> lol
5707[16:41] <butter__my__bread> moon2SHRUG moon2SHRUG moon2SHRUG moon2SHRUG
5708[16:41] <nycroman> PogChamp
5709[16:41] <thatanonymouse> nearly perfect
5710[16:41] <betweenacockandahardplace> lol
5711[16:41] <encelor> VoHiYo GG
5712[16:41] <royal_phalanx91> fucking ridiculous
5713[16:41] <boldiiii> LUL
5714[16:41] <voltron4> lol
5715[16:41] <royal_phalanx91> OP
5716[16:41] <eternia_forever> ornstein
5717[16:41] <bowlofbran> LUL
5718[16:41] <betweenacockandahardplace> Kreygasm
5719[16:42] <stuart360> 5 bosses, 5 one shots, is Phil the best Souls player around?
5720[16:42] <kombatjunkeetv> lol
5721[16:42] <bowlofbran> yea boi
5722[16:42] <zordon666> those rapiers are bullshit
5723[16:42] <bobbi_ling> leo ring is good for rapiers phillip
5724[16:42] <krombopulous_john> kill this guy hes lame
5725[16:42] <zybatzuu> Now can we move onto some non joke bosses
5726[16:42] <encelor> shecklestein
5727[16:42] <encelor> Kappa
5728[16:42] <butter__my__bread> no the fatty is smough
5729[16:42] <ix_ryno_ix> ....so are bosses just easy as f**k in DKS2?? that looked like a lame fight
5730[16:42] <krombopulous_john> blue sentinels are wack
5731[16:42] <royal_phalanx91> He's this OP and he's scared of the knights
5732[16:42] <goldencolts> kill him
5733[16:42] <eternia_forever> be gone peasant
5734[16:42] <encelor> you need to be in that covenant
5735[16:42] <goldencolts> i dont like the cut of that guys jib
5736[16:42] <naddodr> any dual wielded, upgraded weapons will kick ass
5737[16:42] <novaenforcer> @ix_ryno_ix he’s overleveled and not in champion Covenant
5738[16:42] <zordon666> he wont talk to u cause of your cheese sticks
5739[16:42] <zybatzuu> @ix_ryno_ix Yes, early game boss fights are absolute jokes
5740[16:42] <naddodr> blame the developers
5741[16:42] <spookywun> @stuart360 yes he is its obvious to any hater/troll
5742[16:42] <oneclassysquirrel> feel like this build is stronger than the lightning spears xD xD
5743[16:42] <i8_nexus> Bash his fucking brains in
5744[16:43] <eternia_forever> be gone peasant i shit on people like you for breakfest from my high hill
5745[16:43] <ix_ryno_ix> BloodTrail right on
5746[16:43] <poe8100> @ix_ryno_ix Phil is overleveled and has 2 good weapons. Plus, the first bosses are easy
5747[16:43] <ericeericson> ive seena guy beat everyboss with just fists
5748[16:43] <ericeericson> so im gonna default to that guy
5749[16:43] <bobbi_ling> leo ring philliper
5750[16:43] <hpdynasty_> @Poe8100 What level is he?
5751[16:43] <poe8100> @hpdynasty_ 40 something
5752[16:43] <convertedclone> "cheese sticks" 😂
5753[16:43] <thatanonymouse> @HPDynasty_ lvl 50 or so
5754[16:43] <zybatzuu> You should see the guys who beat the whole game without getting hit
5755[16:43] <pow_3r> noo
5756[16:43] <thatanonymouse> you have tons of homeward bones
5757[16:43] <zybatzuu> That's the real mvp shit
5758[16:43] <ericeericson> @HPDynasty_ 52
5759[16:43] <encelor> can phil parry though?>?
5760[16:43] <oneclassysquirrel> @DarksydePhil the leo ring you got is made for your current build
5761[16:44] <eternia_forever> this run is good
5762[16:44] <butter__my__bread> nah Faith was op as shit when dks2 came out everyone who used it knew. Phil nvr even found sunlight spear
5763[16:44] <encelor> aint counter attack parry
5764[16:44] <encelor> ?
5765[16:44] <thenewfaceofcreation> @EricEEricson really high level
5766[16:44] <boldiiii> Yeah
5767[16:44] <stuart360> To be honest, i have never actually seen anyone one shot 5 different bosses, and i have seen a fair bit of Souls games online
5768[16:44] <krombopulous_john> doesnt matter if you dont parry
5769[16:44] <bobbi_ling> it helps spears and rapiers
5770[16:44] <encelor> @DarksydePhil that ring is for parries
5771[16:44] <oneclassysquirrel> no its not for parries
5772[16:44] <bobbi_ling> no its not encelor
5773[16:44] <growlitheappears> Maybe that Dragonslayer isn't Ornstein, since he attacks with dick lightning. There are a few things that hint it might be him but all we can see it's the same armor, yet darker.
5774[16:44] <thatanonymouse> you do counters sitll
5775[16:45] <poe8100> A counter attack is parries or guard breaking
5776[16:45] <voltron4> character so thicc
5777[16:45] <betweenacockandahardplace> phil has very much improved since the first dark soul playthrough.
5778[16:45] <oneclassysquirrel> counter attacks aren't parries
5779[16:45] <thatanonymouse> counters arent just arries
5780[16:45] <butter__my__bread> stream chat *cough*cough*wink*wink @stuart360
5781[16:45] <zordon666> u wanna watch me play stuart? ill 1 shot every boss in ds1
5782[16:45] <encelor> they aren't
5783[16:45] <encelor> ?
5784[16:45] <hpdynasty_> Then it's no wonder the bosses die so quick...
5785[16:45] <thatanonymouse> if you attack while an enemy is still swinging
5786[16:45] <bobbi_ling> its if you hit someone whos attacking you do tons of damage
5787[16:45] <naddodr> don't use the ring
5788[16:45] <thenewfaceofcreation> lol
5789[16:45] <thatanonymouse> for instance
5790[16:45] <convertedclone> you're not supposed to counter if your strategy is to get as much damage as possible quick
5791[16:45] <thenewfaceofcreation> stream chat
5792[16:45] <tmacdunk00> let the adult man make up his mind lol
5793[16:45] <oneclassysquirrel> counter attack is when you hit an enemy whilst they are in an attack animation
5794[16:45] <deep_drive> use it for critical attacks
5795[16:45] <prest0nj> chat tell him
5796[16:45] <direwolfsif> counter is whenever you attack while there attacking including parries
5797[16:46] <jmon_1985> BabyRage op BabyRage what level is he?
5798[16:46] <zordon666> those are pvp statues
5799[16:46] <kingjezal> cheer100 That ring is perfect for you. A counter attack is an attack that hits an enemy in the middle of their attack animation. Nothing to do with parrying. It's perfect for you because you have rapiers.
5800[16:46] <thatanonymouse> change your equipment until you weigh less, and lose the royal soldiers ring
5801[16:46] <pow_3r> stone ring
5802[16:46] <thatanonymouse> keep stone ring
5803[16:46] <kingjezal> Ring of blades is eh.
5804[16:46] <butter__my__bread> so much nut hugging in this stream
5805[16:46] <thenewfaceofcreation> u choose phil
5806[16:46] <msmonique> stone ring
5807[16:46] <nycroman> DS2 LUL EleGiggle
5808[16:46] <deadchildsun> yep
5809[16:46] <nycroman> Lore
5810[16:46] <bobbi_ling> the top right ring sucks
5811[16:46] <oneclassysquirrel> ring of blades only gives you an extra 10 damage, waste of a slot
5812[16:46] <naddodr> don't do drugs kids
5813[16:46] * iEatAssAndItsDelicious just subscribed with Twitch Prime! [mod=0;msg-id=sub;msg-param-months=1;msg-param-sub-plan-name=Channel\sSubscription\s(darksydephil);msg-param-sub-plan=Prime;room-id=261767;subscriber=0;turbo=0;user-id=163171885]
5814[16:47] <kingjezal> Ditch ring of blades.
5815[16:47] <growlitheappears> If I remember correctly that ring doesn't work with all kinds of crita. I used to play a dualwield dagger build and my backstabs weren't effected at all.
5816[16:47] <aintevenmadtho> switch
5817[16:47] <0megaj0ker> Dark Souls Dank Lore Kappa
5818[16:47] <kenzo0001> vaatisydephil vinejoelDoit vinejoelDuane
5819[16:47] <butter__my__bread> moon2CREEP
5820[16:47] <thenewfaceofcreation> lol
5821[16:47] <jmon_1985> Phil eats ass cmonBruh
5822[16:47] <prest0nj> LUL
5823[16:47] <deadshot130> Put on the Leo ring
5824[16:48] <convertedclone> When's the Dark Souls 2 redemption run?
5825[16:48] <betweenacockandahardplace> plil likes to toss salad Kreygasm
5826[16:48] <whopboy> Has Phil made a decision for himself yet this run?
5827[16:48] <thatanonymouse> raise dex for your weapons
5828[16:48] <pow_3r> use some of your grey souls
5829[16:48] <deadshot130> Hmmm, BKH on Ds1, powerstanced rapiers in DS2.....noticing a pattern here
5830[16:49] <themaskedguide> Bear Seej
5831[16:49] <lucifrend> seek seek lest
5832[16:49] <themaskedguide> Bear seek seek lesr
5833[16:49] <themaskedguide> *lest
5834[16:49] <theycallmejimbob> uh oh
5835[16:49] <thenewfaceofcreation> LOL
5836[16:49] <voltron4> triggered
5837[16:49] <convertedclone> LOL
5838[16:49] <nycroman> LOL REKT LUL
5839[16:49] <betweenacockandahardplace> burn
5840[16:49] <theycallmejimbob> welp NotLikeThis
5841[16:49] <bobbi_ling> :D
5842[16:49] <eternia_forever> you are almost in the clear my friend @theycallmejimbob
5843[16:49] <neilfallonsbeard> re narrDerp
5844[16:49] <thatanonymouse> "dont use weapons in the game!!"
5845[16:49] <encelor> Keepo
5846[16:49] <naddodr> oh shiiiit
5847[16:49] <igoturcorona> cucked
5848[16:49] <darthradovanviking> well glad we got that out of the way
5849[16:49] <thatanonymouse> moron trolls
5850[16:49] <lookatmyjoker> PJSalt
5851[16:49] <mcismydream2> Lol
5852[16:49] <divanerasmus> cuck
5853[16:49] <deadchildsun> fucking triggered
5854[16:49] <chairmancaleb> @deadshot130, Burn to the max!
5855[16:49] <eternia_forever> he told them lolllllllllllllllll
5856[16:49] <jlawlar> lol
5857[16:49] <thenewfaceofcreation> PJSalt PJSalt PJSalt
5858[16:49] <jmon_1985> Shut em down
5859[16:49] <mcismydream2> That was f'ed
5860[16:49] <theycallmejimbob> almost Eternia_Forever :D
5861[16:49] <spookywun> DSPositive
5862[16:50] <thenewfaceofcreation> triggered
5863[16:50] <encelor> GTAB
5864[16:50] <prest0nj> PJSalt PJSalt PJSalt
5865[16:50] <theycallmejimbob> delta :(
5866[16:50] <pow_3r> lies
5867[16:50] <voltron4> wow
5868[16:50] <aquamancia> PJSalt
5869[16:50] <aintevenmadtho> wew
5870[16:50] <a_walrus_in_heat> phil plz
5871[16:50] <lucifrend> the only correct way to play dark souls 2 is unupgraded Divine Whip and no armor
5872[16:50] <spookywun> you sure told him Philbert and LUL so mad
5873[16:50] <jmon_1985> BabyRage
5874[16:50] <thatanonymouse> hewhewhew
5875[16:50] <saintanti> do a playthrough of dark souls with a guitar hero controller only
5876[16:50] <encelor> fist only run Kappa
5877[16:50] <betweenacockandahardplace> lol
5878[16:50] <msmonique> LUL
5879[16:50] <deep_drive> put one hand behind your back phil lol...thats what they want apparently
5880[16:50] <toguro3> Phil is the KING of dark souls
5881[16:50] <i8_nexus> LUL
5882[16:50] <royal_phalanx91> Do a naked DS run Phil
5883[16:50] <ieatassanditsdelicious> cheer50 I don't understand all the detractors. I think they are pissed that you are rolling all the bosses. Iron Keep is gonna suck though.
5884[16:50] <eternia_forever> blindfolded to lmaoooooooo @DarksydePhil
5885[16:50] <jelsea1973> So what is the new area in this?
5886[16:50] <poe8100> Mad online
5887[16:50] <toguro3> There has NEVER been ANYONE better
5888[16:50] <zordon666> ppl have beat darksouls using their voice, theyre the real MVPs
5889[16:50] <kenzo0001> PJSalt PJSalt PJSalt
5890[16:50] <theycallmejimbob> open sesame
5891[16:50] <chmf030> @DarksydePhil Any chance you give the Bloodborne DLC a second go?
5892[16:51] <pow_3r> its a trap
5893[16:51] <encelor> ambush
5894[16:51] <bobbi_ling> iron keep is hype PogChamp
5895[16:51] <royal_phalanx91> People have done no hit runs
5896[16:51] <whopboy> Suprised Phil didn't consult stream chat on how to respond to that guy's comment
5897[16:51] <toguro3> I honestly think this Phil could run through bloodborne and all dlc no problem
5898[16:51] <royal_phalanx91> Bloodborne Redemption Run when?
5899[16:51] <markymark52> Dark Souls isn't even hard if you over level and use superior equipment.
5900[16:51] <encelor> GTAB
5901[16:51] <pow_3r> now that guy is eating ass
5902[16:51] <thatanonymouse> "the games not hard if you use superior equipment" well of course
5903[16:51] <darthradovanviking> most of the GTAB ist GTAT actually :P
5904[16:51] <encelor> that a bootyhole
5905[16:51] <zachsydephil> Hey @DarksydePhil will you pay child support for me daddy?
5906[16:52] <mcismydream2> You mean skorpian.
5907[16:52] <toguro3> " the game isnt that hard if... lists 100 things to do to make it hard" LOL
5908[16:52] <thatanonymouse> what game is harder when you use superior eqiuipment?
5909[16:52] <thenewfaceofcreation> wow dood
5910[16:52] <encelor> @DarthRadovanViking i like typing it
5911[16:52] <pow_3r> poop hit you
5912[16:52] <zordon666> who is ur mom Zach
5913[16:52] <deep_drive> gtab sounds better tho so 10 min ban is still a ban
5914[16:52] <royal_phalanx91> You can beat DS with any weapon
5915[16:52] <theycallmejimbob> broken sword run hype SwiftRage
5916[16:52] <deep_drive> plus only the mods know
5917[16:52] <toguro3> Dude the haters on twitter are literally CRYING over how good he is doing
5918[16:52] <toguro3> They might have to go on suicide watch
5919[16:53] <encelor> @Toguro3 tell em GTAB
5920[16:53] <bobbi_ling> yummy
5921[16:53] <chairmancaleb> @toguro3, They literally foam at the mouth over Phil, lol.
5922[16:53] <spookywun> any chance of a speed run since you're just blazing through this game?
5923[16:53] <betweenacockandahardplace> SeemsGood
5924[16:53] <aintevenmadtho> has phil done any pvp yet?
5925[16:53] <theycallmejimbob> triple rapier hype SwiftRage
5926[16:53] <encelor> johnny quest Kappa
5927[16:53] <encelor> third rapier
5928[16:53] <encelor> for the dick
5929[16:54] <toguro3> Triple wield do it Zoro style
5930[16:54] <bobbi_ling> put it in your mouth like one piece
5931[16:54] <naddodr> his giant cock doesn't have the dexterity
5932[16:54] <stuart360> I think the trolls just need to accept that Phil is good at these games, end of story
5933[16:54] <convertedclone> nah, the third rapier is for the butthole
5934[16:54] <jakxzero> You should be able to play like Zoro, three swords
5935[16:54] <themaskedguide> i mean that dick is so big, are you sure it couldnt hold a rapier, dog? tdogKing
5936[16:54] <convertedclone> 360 degree fighting
5937[16:54] <chairmancaleb> Three Sword Style! Dragon Twister!
5938[16:54] <zybatzuu> But 53... okay nvm
5939[16:54] <encelor> is this the part with the head?
5940[16:54] <toguro3> Lets be honest PHil could beat every dark souls game 100 times and still get shit on by these people
5941[16:55] <aintevenmadtho> chloranthy ring is in there i believe
5942[16:55] <ieatassanditsdelicious> cheer50 Phil if you powerstance the maces or clubs, you can stunlock enemies. They have insanely high poise damage that can stunlock most enemies, even the big ones. I think the damage is also higher.
5943[16:55] <chmf030> Oh no the invisible dicks
5944[16:55] <lucifrend> you can hit him, he's just hard to see
5945[16:55] <eternia_forever> good run today phil you sir are doin good thus far @DarksydePhil #GoodPlaythrough
5946[16:55] <mfd4419> Lol
5947[16:55] <chmf030> No they are just invisible. The ones you cant hit are the ice DLC ones.
5948[16:55] <encelor> leave the ghosts be
5949[16:55] <drowsylouis> is this where the invisible guys are
5950[16:56] <drowsylouis> ?
5951[16:56] <convertedclone> upgrading the StinkyCheese
5952[16:56] <thenewfaceofcreation> i eat ass and its delicious -dsp 2017
5953[16:56] <toguro3> i wasnt here i had to do something but iheard he one shotted the dragonslayer boss?
5954[16:56] <deadchildsun> is he going to play the dlcs?
5955[16:56] <theycallmejimbob> yup Toguro3
5956[16:56] <zybatzuu> You were here lmao
5957[16:56] <encelor> spoopy
5958[16:56] <toguro3> i was here for the dragon but i didnt get to see him fight the dragonslayer
5959[16:56] <zordon666> toguro are you a troll
5960[16:56] <drowsylouis> spooky forest
5961[16:56] <eternia_forever> ta hell with all this fog dspHmm dspHmm dspAngrydsp dspAngrydsp
5962[16:56] <encelor> lel
5963[16:56] <kenzo0001> i eat ass and its delicious -dsp 2017 vinejoelBones
5964[16:57] <i8_nexus> I want Phil's character to double thrust his rapiers into my testicles while I suck a fart out of his ass and hold it like a bong rip.
5965[16:57] <toiletanesthesia> It's Casper!
5966[16:57] <tmacdunk00> haha an area that cant be cheesed
5967[16:57] <naddodr> our Philly boy is in danger
5968[16:57] <heffeization> cmonBruh
5969[16:57] <royal_phalanx91> WHere the dual weild doesn't even work
5970[16:57] <encelor> praise thhe sun
5971[16:57] <theycallmejimbob> How's dave gonna get out of this jam NotLikeThis
5972[16:57] <naddodr> there will be 1200 guys following him
5973[16:58] <ericeericson> +1*
5974[16:58] <toguro3> How is using double weapons cheesing LOL that literally makes zero sense
5975[16:58] <deadchildsun> LUL
5976[16:58] <re_avenger> LOL
5977[16:58] <drowsylouis> LUL
5978[16:58] <aintevenmadtho> LUL
5979[16:58] <encelor> tree face?
5980[16:58] <ericeericson> ruh roh raggy
5981[16:58] <goldencolts> dspSurpriseddsp
5982[16:58] <naddodr> lol
5983[16:58] <aintevenmadtho> invasion
5984[16:58] <theycallmejimbob> uh oh NotLikeThis
5985[16:58] <heffeization> LUL
5986[16:58] <royal_phalanx91> YES
5987[16:58] <aintevenmadtho> here we go LUL
5988[16:58] <bobbi_ling> uh oh
5989[16:58] <thenewfaceofcreation> lol
5990[16:58] <drowsylouis> da phuq
5991[16:58] <thatanonymouse> chewbacca
5992[16:58] <jakxzero> The Blowjob Tree
5993[16:58] <unveilingknight2077> not good
5994[16:58] <konseggx> LOL
5995[16:58] <encelor> abunai!
5996[16:58] <thenewfaceofcreation> nice
5997[16:58] <kenzo0001> yes finally he was invaded lol
5998[16:58] <betweenacockandahardplace> Kreygasm
5999[16:58] <zordon666> RIP
6000[16:58] <bobbi_ling> soks finally got in
6001[16:58] <aquamancia> TIME TO GET REKT LUL
6002[16:58] <taniaraven> Hi
6003[16:58] <toguro3> LOL time for him to whoop some ass
6004[16:58] <royal_phalanx91> Now to fight invaders
6005[16:58] <zordon666> phil scared running away from invader lol
6006[16:58] <drowsylouis> Phil you've been invaded heads up
6007[16:58] <thatanonymouse> phil just suicide,, a sok invaded
6008[16:58] <kenzo0001> time to get spanked phil
6009[16:58] <cte900> with a better ring
6010[16:58] <aintevenmadtho> fight the invader phil
6011[16:59] <thatanonymouse> suicide and dont give them the honor
6012[16:59] <thatanonymouse> theres an sok invading you
6013[16:59] <encelor> no one invaded?
6014[16:59] <toguro3> FUcK HIM UP
6015[16:59] <goldencolts> ScaredyCat
6016[16:59] <royal_phalanx91> Fight and prove your strength
6017[16:59] <zybatzuu> It's not the sok
6018[16:59] <konseggx> my sn*rt during my sleep Kappa
6019[16:59] <theycallmejimbob> En garde invader
6020[16:59] <encelor> moth
6021[16:59] <8dom8> dellorHIM
6022[16:59] <bobbi_ling> its under u lol
6023[16:59] <thenewfaceofcreation> fight him
6024[16:59] <zordon666> hes comin for u
6025[16:59] <toguro3> Fight him
6026[16:59] <deadchildsun> 'dies'
6027[16:59] <aintevenmadtho> lol
6028[16:59] <deadchildsun> LOL
6029[16:59] <cte900> just ignoring the invader
6030[16:59] <naddodr> it's prolly a noob
6031[16:59] <royal_phalanx91> LOLs hes running
6032[16:59] <chmf030> Behind you
6033[16:59] <darthradovanviking> yeah fuck invaders :D
6034[16:59] <ibacktekken> theres an invader bro
6035[16:59] <toguro3> LOL
6036[16:59] <convertedclone> LOL
6037[16:59] <zordon666> lmfao
6038[16:59] <toguro3> OWNEd
6039[16:59] <aintevenmadtho> LUL
6040[17:00] <goldencolts> dspShock
6041[17:00] <thatanonymouse> suicide
6042[17:00] <theycallmejimbob> he aint so bad
6043[17:00] <aintevenmadtho> phil thought he could use the bonfire LUL
6044[17:00] <drowsylouis> save a the bonfire!
6045[17:00] <voltron4> here we go boys
6046[17:00] <theycallmejimbob> least he gave a friendly wave
6047[17:00] <encelor> ayooo
6048[17:00] <toguro3> Stall him
6049[17:00] <slurmdrinker> He's a clone PogChamp
6050[17:00] <re_avenger> PogChamp
6051[17:00] <naddodr> he's dual wielding as well lol
6052[17:00] <toguro3> OH SHIt
6053[17:00] <theycallmejimbob> uh oh
6054[17:00] <kenzo0001> thats the real dsp
6055[17:00] <deadchildsun> that dude is a noob
6056[17:00] <encelor> lel
6057[17:00] <cte900> nailed him
6058[17:00] <zybatzuu> What is this guy doing
6059[17:00] <voltron4> he flasked?!
6060[17:00] <drowsylouis> die troll
6061[17:01] <convertedclone> he sucks
6062[17:01] <toguro3> LO OWNEd
6063[17:01] <zordon666> u cant use estus in a duel
6064[17:01] <theycallmejimbob> he did it SwiftRage
6065[17:01] <re_avenger> bm
6066[17:01] <royal_phalanx91> Dishonorable
6067[17:01] <thenewfaceofcreation> what a noob the invader is
6068[17:01] <zybatzuu> Healing in an invasion gross
6069[17:01] <morpheus305> wow he flasked
6070[17:01] <cte900> that was baaaad
6071[17:01] <morpheus305> scared phil
6072[17:01] <thatanonymouse> lmoa nice
6073[17:01] <toguro3> COCKED
6074[17:01] <thenewfaceofcreation> wow
6075[17:01] <drowsylouis> CHUGGED
6076[17:01] <betweenacockandahardplace> SeemsGood
6077[17:01] <royal_phalanx91> Invader should have flasked too
6078[17:01] <toguro3> GET DUNKED
6079[17:01] <convertedclone> nah, I say heal it up baby
6080[17:01] <bobbi_ling> GHAT EM MingLee
6081[17:01] <kenzo0001> he really sucked
6082[17:01] <thatanonymouse> take that sok
6083[17:01] <unveilingknight2077> that looked easy
6084[17:01] <stuart360> Phil even beats invaders like they are nothing
6085[17:01] <igoturcorona> i seen some invisible dude in there lol
6086[17:01] <cte900> phil did well though buddy was not up to par
6087[17:01] <theycallmejimbob> easy peasy
6088[17:01] <adrian_digital> thats gotta be the worst stream sipe ive ever seen LUL
6089[17:01] <aintevenmadtho> invader was trying to be honorable i guess
6090[17:01] <toguro3> Phill is the best souls player i have ever seen
6091[17:01] <deadchildsun> cant flasked just warmth
6092[17:01] <toguro3> Completly whooped
6093[17:01] <theycallmejimbob> well everyone
6094[17:01] <voltron4> you flasked, Phil
6095[17:01] <thatanonymouse> hes a legend
6096[17:01] <adrian_digital> snipe*
6097[17:01] <chairmancaleb> @zordon666, There is no rule to that when it comes to getting invaded, this wasn't a duel. It was an invasion -_-
6098[17:01] <betweenacockandahardplace> good job
6099[17:01] <encelor> no dignity :P
6100[17:01] <royal_phalanx91> Invader should have flasked in response tbh
6101[17:01] <thenewfaceofcreation> wow dood
6102[17:01] <ibacktekken> nice one
6103[17:01] <drowsylouis> amateur scrubs invading phil
6104[17:01] <a_walrus_in_heat> that sure was a crappy invader
6105[17:01] <zybatzuu> He was being honorable and didn't heal lol
6106[17:01] <thenewfaceofcreation> lol
6107[17:01] <thatanonymouse> he's so talented
6108[17:02] <themaskedguide> he woulda beat him without flask...
6109[17:02] <toguro3> He is unstoppabnle
6110[17:02] <royal_phalanx91> You flasked
6111[17:02] <theycallmejimbob> the boss streak lives on SwiftRage
6112[17:02] <thenewfaceofcreation> LOL
6113[17:02] <betweenacockandahardplace> salty trolls now.
6114[17:02] <dark_stalkers95> wow
6115[17:02] <convertedclone> What about the dragon though?
6116[17:02] <toguro3> Not even the trolls can stop him
6117[17:02] <convertedclone> LOL
6118[17:02] <aquamancia> as a lowkey detractor, I'd have to agree. if it was a duel then i'd see a reason to frown upon dsp using the estus but it was an invasion, so yeah
6119[17:02] <chmf030> @DarksydePhil There is that head that want you to fight its body in that fog florest
6120[17:02] <zordon666> @chairmancaleb he waved, he waz polite and established duel rules
6121[17:02] <bobbi_ling> soks are googling excuses
6122[17:02] <unveilingknight2077> TearGlove
6123[17:02] <re_avenger> KonCha KonCha
6124[17:02] <dark_stalkers95> lol that had me on the edge of my seat
6125[17:02] <deep_drive> ok phil good stream
6126[17:02] <angrygaming90> Before you blame lag or input not working? Good idea!
6127[17:02] <cte900> phil you're making people mad by being so happy. soak up those troll tears
6128[17:02] <chairmancaleb> @zordon666, Sucks to be him, this isn't his playthrough, lol.
6129[17:02] <theycallmejimbob> onwards and upwards
6130[17:02] <drowsylouis> sons of k will sleep salty tonight
6131[17:02] <thatanonymouse> brilliant stuff
6132[17:02] <unveilingknight2077> KonCha
6133[17:02] <toguro3> Established rules? wtf get that pussy shit outta here
6134[17:02] <zahvone> Anyone here listen to the Isley brothers?
6135[17:02] <eternia_forever> you won sir @theycallmejimbob congrats man you did it bro
6136[17:02] <betweenacockandahardplace> good stuff
6137[17:03] <encelor> yeah GG cya all :D
6138[17:03] <toguro3> Phill you whooped major ASS
6139[17:03] <voltron4> his greatest accomplishment was flasking during pvp
6140[17:03] <convertedclone> I feel like you should be able to heal. This ain't about honor
6141[17:03] <deep_drive> KonCha everyone
6142[17:03] <theycallmejimbob> :D Eternia_Forever it was looking shaky there for a while
6143[17:03] <betweenacockandahardplace> :)
6144[17:03] <themaskedguide> how would phil know those rules tho.
6145[17:03] <cte900> later
6146[17:03] <betweenacockandahardplace> peace
6147[17:03] <theycallmejimbob> bye doods fun stream
6148[17:03] <toguro3> Anyone that complains about healing in an online fight needs to get cucked
6149[17:03] <konseggx> Crash ?
6150[17:03] <stormforcegamer> Goldberg who? This is the real streak.
6151[17:03] <konseggx> Wut ?
6152[17:03] <eternia_forever> it was support on top of support
6153[17:03] <bobbi_ling> KonCha KonCha KonCha KonCha KonCha KonCha
6154[17:03] <thenewfaceofcreation> see ya doods
6155[17:03] <fluttershy1970> yea crash 3 hype!
6156[17:03] <konseggx> this is so quick
6157[17:03] <darthradovanviking> people with their dark souls aristorcratism can fuck off lol :D
6158[17:03] <konseggx> he ran away immediately
6159[17:03] <toguro3> GG phill you kicked that invaders ass
6160[17:03] <zybatzuu> Yeah not his fault he didn't know you shouldn't heal during invasions
6161[17:03] <eternia_forever> HeyGuys HeyGuys HeyGuys HeyGuys
6162[17:04] <drowsylouis> watch the pollen
6163[17:04] <dark_stalkers95> HeyGuys
6164[17:04] <chairmancaleb> @zybatzuu, Duels* There is no rule to not drinking if you get invaded. You never asked to get invaded in the first place -_-
6165[17:04] <zybatzuu> Other guy knew which is why he didn't
6166[17:04] <zahvone> Anyone being hosted by Phil tonight?...
6167[17:04] <bobbi_ling> you should heal in invasions. thats not a pvp area
6168[17:04] <darthradovanviking> @ChairmanCaleb I never heard that was a rule anyways
6169[17:04] <royal_phalanx91> In invasions I've seen everyone heal lol
6170[17:04] <zybatzuu> It is lol
6171[17:04] <dark_stalkers95> alright peace
6172[17:04] <royal_phalanx91> This is only a duel rule
6173[17:04] <chairmancaleb> @darthradovanviking, Yeah, it's a player made up rule.
6174[17:04] <toguro3> LUL player made rules
6175[17:05] <deep_drive> all the aristocrats come here vidar lol
6176[17:05] <darksydephil> there is no rule to any of this shit, it's all an "honor code" by online idiots who think it actually makes them have a bigger dick if they artificially increase dificulty in something
6177[17:05] <royal_phalanx91> so that guy got beaten by DSP because he didn't heal :D
6178[17:05] <zahvone> L(
6179[17:05] <toguro3> sorry i play by the games rules nobody elses
6180[17:05] <darksydephil> luckily i dont give a shit about appeasing those said idiots
6181[17:05] <toguro3> If you want to handicap yourself its not MY problem
6182[17:05] <skooma_dealer> sup phil
6183[17:05] <zahvone> @DarksydePhil Do you listen to R&B at all?
6184[17:05] <drowsylouis> agreed
6185[17:05] <royal_phalanx91> sup
6186[17:05] <darthradovanviking> hahaha @DarksydePhil
6187[17:05] <chairmancaleb> @darksydephil, BloodTrail
6188[17:05] <toguro3> Just like in pokemon i always go in with my all team of legendaries
6189[17:05] <themaskedguide> @darksydephil good. you shoudnt give any shits tdogKing
6190[17:06] <ericeericson> careful phil, youll probably get invaded more the next session
6191[17:06] <zybatzuu> So then don't brag about beating a guy who followed that rule and didn't heal no offense or anything man
6192[17:06] <bobbi_ling> that invader had a ghost attacking phil lol
6193[17:06] <zybatzuu> That's just kinda how it works
6194[17:06] <toguro3> Zybatzuu that guy was an IDIOT
6195[17:06] <toguro3> nothing else about it
6196[17:06] <deep_drive> they couldn't even beat you 2 on 1 lol
6197[17:06] <zybatzuu> Lol okay
6198[17:06] <darksydephil> EricEEricson : its not hard to unplug the ethernet cable
6199[17:06] <toguro3> Take that shit to the PVP arena
6200[17:06] <toguro3> Dont come into my games and stunt like your tough
6201[17:07] <zordon666> if someone invaded with OP weapons, ppl would cry "unfair". well, its not fair to heal when yr opponent cant
6202[17:07] <chairmancaleb> @zybatzuu, So, a simple "I beat him." is considered bragging now? It's a video game, chill the fuck out.
6203[17:07] <skooma_dealer> Ay, phil ever lpay morrowind
6204[17:07] <zahvone> @DarksydePhil Speak for yourself. I need my internet NotLikeThis
6205[17:07] <zahvone> Lol
6206[17:07] <ericeericson> true, lol
6207[17:07] <zybatzuu> Jeeze people get really hurt
6208[17:07] <royal_phalanx91> Phil doesn't know about this 'rule'
6209[17:07] <toguro3> hopefully next DArk souls stream is even better
6210[17:07] <luisb223> Just got here 😭
6211[17:07] <royal_phalanx91> If anything the other guy sucked
6212[17:07] <zybatzuu> I said earlier it wasn't his fault
6213[17:07] <darksydephil> by the way, im pretty close to finding the blacksmith that makes the boss weapons, aren't i?
6214[17:07] <theycallmejimbob> that ominous PS4 dashboard music NotLikeThis
6215[17:08] <skooma_dealer> kek whats the drama round here now?
6216[17:08] <darksydephil> i remember it being in this area bc those bugs are coming up
6217[17:08] <zybatzuu> So I know
6218[17:08] <bobbi_ling> thats only a rule in fight clubs
6219[17:08] <ericeericson> next area
6220[17:08] <skooma_dealer> if the game im playing doesnt have necromancer in it i dont plpay it
6221[17:08] <skooma_dealer> play*
6222[17:08] <darksydephil> I BETTER NOT GET HER FUCKING KILLED THIS TIMEi also better not kill the old man in the chair so i can fight darklurker lol
6223[17:08] <zahvone> Mmmm
6224[17:09] <bobbi_ling> lurker is hard without a pyro build
6225[17:09] <zahvone> Any here try GFuel before? Lemonade is quite tasty.
6226[17:09] <chairmancaleb> @darksydephil, i hope you fdo the dlcm :p
6227[17:09] <darksydephil> Zahvone pink lemonade was my fave flavor, also fruit punch and the lemon lime one. i hated the blue one
6228[17:09] <darksydephil> and watermelon too, tasted fake
6229[17:09] <zahvone> I hear the pink lemonade is a little more...sour?
6230[17:10] <skooma_dealer> phil did you ever have quarter water?
6231[17:10] <darksydephil> i dunno, i only had the pink before
6232[17:10] <skooma_dealer> youre my age you should know what that is
6233[17:10] <zahvone> I think I'll try the fruit punch. Yeah the lemonade I have right now is great. Not too sweet, but good enough
6234[17:10] <darthradovanviking> The best drink ever is water to be honest Kappa
6235[17:10] <igoturcorona> @DarksydePhil you ganna go see the new Spiderman?
6236[17:11] <darksydephil> igoturcorona i might see it during my time off actually
6237[17:11] <zahvone> @DarthRadovanViking Since I've started drinking Gfuel, I've only been drinking it, and water exclusively. I've actually lost a few pounds thankfully.
6238[17:11] <skooma_dealer> quater waters tasted weird af
6239[17:11] <skooma_dealer> and slush puppies
6240[17:11] <zahvone> ...slush puppies?
6241[17:11] <skooma_dealer> yeap slush puppies
6242[17:12] <conlee_hunter> wth is slush puppies? lol
6243[17:12] <skooma_dealer> they were the east costs slurpie
6244[17:12] <zahvone> Wait what
6245[17:12] <zahvone> I'm not...streaming?
6246[17:12] <skooma_dealer> coast*
6247[17:12] <zahvone> ...what the hell
6248[17:12] <theycallmejimbob> Crash hype SwiftRage
6249[17:12] <zahvone> Dude wtf is happening right now
6250[17:12] <darthradovanviking> jessie ventura says drinking only water is a very good thing in regards to loosing weight
6251[17:12] <zahvone> I'm not streaming
6252[17:13] <skooma_dealer> drinking only water is good
6253[17:13] <eternia_forever> cya @theycallmejimbob @DarthRadovanViking
6254[17:13] <theycallmejimbob> it's playing one of your VOD
6255[17:13] <darthradovanviking> you are not streaming???
6256[17:13] <skooma_dealer> but i need my coffee
6257[17:13] <darthradovanviking> bye @Eternia_Forever
6258[17:13] <skooma_dealer> KEK GHOST STREAM
6259[17:13] <darthradovanviking> :D
6260[17:13] <zahvone> @DarthRadovanViking No
6261[17:13] <zahvone> I'm not
6262[17:13] <darthradovanviking> you have to be kidding me right now?
6263[17:13] <theycallmejimbob> cya Eternia_Forever take care good sir
6264[17:13] <skooma_dealer> weird
6265[17:13] <zahvone> This is an old stream lol
6266[17:13] <skooma_dealer> interdesting
6267[17:13] <zahvone> I think it's pulling videos from my VOD
6268[17:13] <darthradovanviking> can phil play your streams like you are being hosted or something? :S
6269[17:14] <skooma_dealer> so does phil hve to assign someone to host?
6270[17:14] <zahvone> I think it's autohosting me right now because
6271[17:14] <skooma_dealer> i dont get twich
6272[17:14] <zahvone> On my channel it's playing back VOD's from the old streams
6273[17:14] <zahvone> Interesting
6274[17:14] <theycallmejimbob> is this the run Zahvone ?
6275[17:14] <zahvone> Let me try to stop this, just a moment.
6276[17:14] <zahvone> Kappa
6277[17:14] <skooma_dealer> you sound fun
6278[17:14] <zahvone> Let's see if it stops
6279[17:14] <zahvone> Oh
6280[17:15] <zahvone> SEE! I knew it!
6281[17:15] <zahvone> I'm going to have to report that to Fireball @ twitch
6282[17:15] <darthradovanviking> what happened
6283[17:15] <zahvone> So, it was pulling videos from my archive
6284[17:15] <zahvone> as though I was live
6285[17:15] <skooma_dealer> a lot of times when phil leaves it pulls something
6286[17:15] <zahvone> and because twitch was doing that, it was hosting on this channel, and other channels that host me.
6287[17:16] <skooma_dealer> and they arent live either
6288[17:16] <skooma_dealer> weird
6289[17:16] <zahvone> Don't worry, I got this under ctrl
6290[17:17] <darksydephil> i think theres an option you have to turn off
6291[17:17] <darksydephil> about Vodcasting
6292[17:17] <zahvone> Yeah I just fixed that
6293[17:17] <zahvone> Very strange, I'd never set that before.
6294[17:17] <skooma_dealer> I wish I wasnt so depressed
6295[17:17] <skooma_dealer> I need a drink!
6296[17:17] <zahvone> What's going on Skoom? :(
6297[17:17] <skooma_dealer> Eh chronically ill
6298[17:17] <zahvone> I'm sorry.
6299[17:17] <skooma_dealer> gets annoying haha
6300[17:18] <zahvone> Alright @theycallmejimbob - you're getting your wish.
6301[17:19] <zahvone> Should I play more Until Dawn, or Crash 2? SeemsGood
6302[17:19] <skooma_dealer> hmmmm
6303[17:19] <theycallmejimbob> I wont be voting Zahvone it's late as hell here best of luck with the stream though
6304[17:20] <skooma_dealer> jimbob are you a brit
6305[17:20] <skooma_dealer> D:
6306[17:20] <zahvone> Ah that's right Jim, sorry about that. Lol, enjoy your night man
6307[17:20] <zahvone> Also my download speed just hit 600 mb/s
6308[17:21] <theycallmejimbob> I'm Irish Skooma_Dealer
6309[17:21] <theycallmejimbob> cya guys enjoy the stream
6310[17:21] <zahvone> Thanks for hanging out :D
6311[17:21] <skooma_dealer> see ya!
6312[17:22] <darthradovanviking> yeah later guys
6313[17:22] <zahvone> Ciao!
6314[18:09] * Disconnected
6315[18:09] * Attempting to rejoin channel #darksydephil
6316[18:09] * Rejoined channel #darksydephil
6317[18:44] <sanguinenite> !schedule
6318[18:44] <nightbot> Dark Souls II Scholar of the First Sin PREMIERE at 12:30pm PDT and Crash 3 at 7:30pm PDT!
6319Session Close: Thu Jul 06 19:00:00 2017
6320**Manually split**