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1Any disease, an apple a day, 
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3The Bee movie but 256 times faster, top ten illegal things, 
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5There is rumour the british are moving north, huh, what is this you doing here, what, he’s an english spy, get him, cor bumey, you wankers get your bloody hands off me, 
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7The effort of many scientists, one of the greatest technological challenges, all of this to deliver internet, to billy, the earth is flat, 
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9SLPT, dryer break, don’t worry, just throw your clothes in the oven and set it to 450, smell something burning, don’t worry, that just means it’s working, 
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11When you put a skull on a dead meme and it gets more than eight upvotes, just like the simulations, 
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13Aoife, 21, Durham University Durham University, 5 miles away, i have all of the vowels in my name, apart from you, 
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15I’m going to miss Sears, especially on those days when you just want to buy a suit, a carpet, an air conditioner, a lawn mower, a foundation garment, an air hockey table and a tractor, 
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17If she breathes, she’s a witch, 
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19Would you like to start out with our unlimited salad and breadsticks this evening, that is literally impossible, 
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21Can i have another bun, you’ll only eat two right, yeah yeah of course, actually eats seventeen and dies like a boss, 
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23All y’all niggas better be doing your, algebra homework, 
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25This is why i hate video games it appeals to the male fantasy, 
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27When you’ve mastered the art of minding your own business, 
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29Days since birth, disappointment, 
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31This is why i hate video games, it appeals to the male fantasy, you have died of dysentery, 
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33The switch is nintendo’s first portable console, me, an intellectual, 
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35You cannot run from god, 
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37Why does kid rock look like Dr. Phil dressed up as kid rock, 
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39Fear has two meanings, forget everything and run or face everything and rise, the choice is ours, johnny sins, fuck everything and reproduce, 
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41When you have triceps at 3, but have to be at starbucks by 3:30, 
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43Who’s never gonna get anything done because they look at memes all day, 
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45Me trying to get work done, a five hour documentary about a random bit of history that i never cared about until this moment, 
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47If you ever see this man, go up to him and say 1325B8A14, you will not regret it, 
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49What are the mario bros views on extra deep fried memes, Mario says, deep fried memes can still be enjoyed but there is a point at which they may stop being funny, 
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51Just saw this dude in a diner and i want to be his friend, i am not bernie, i am not larry david either,
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53I will buy your house, there is nothing you can do to stop me, i am incredibly rich and am full of an unquenchable rage, if you try to move into a new house i’ll buy that one too, you’re never going to enjoy the comforts of modern living again motherfucker,
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55This man ate my son, 
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57No matter the game, we are all just a bunch of, fucking virgins, 
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59Son, why am i called dad because you are my dad, ok, 
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61Hello, hey, how are you, is 5 months too soon to respond, i don’t wanna seem desperate, yikes, i knew it, i’ll message you back in 5 more months, i’ll be waiting my love, it has been 5 months, is it still too soon or should i wait longer, 
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63Y’all wondering who leaked ariana and pete’s breakup like it’s not already obvious, robarazzi, starring robbie shapiro, 
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65When the hell did this, become more attractive than this, 
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67Ladies, when we don’t text back this is what we’re doing, 
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69Dick pics must evolve, how to use impact font and convince girls that they are actually memes, this will be lit af if it works my dudes,
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71Choose your fighter, 
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73Heat stroke, yeet stroke, 
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75The moment you’ve been waiting for, meet the razer phone two, via twitter for iphone, awkward, 
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77Guys get erections every morning, right, the concept of morning varies depending on where you live with the morning line basically spinning around the earth infinitely, right, so does that mean that humanity has been doing a boner wave around the earth for hundreds of thousands of years, 
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79I bet this question won’t be on the exam, the question, then you sit there thinking about all the times you saw the question on the review and skipped it, 
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81Mom can you give me money for matter, to sustain fusion, yeeees, actually supernovas like a boss, singularity time, 
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83Words live by 100, wear your heelies to escape your feelies, 
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85Forensic artists are already predicting what prince harry and meghan markle’s baby will look like, and they all seem pretty accurate, 
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87Sword fight after man robs shop with sword but shopkeeper pulls out huge scimitar, see, i pulled a sneaky on ya, 
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89Choose a delivery option, friday, oct. 19 - Wednesday, Oct 24, free standard shipping, 
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91You, her, your little pp, 
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93Comedy that appeals to young people can be surreal and dark, and completely meaningless, cornn flaek, 
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95Me, ok, i’ve got a whole weekend to really get in top of all my work and maybe even do some extra, me all weekend, 
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97Genetically designed super spider can you give me superpowers to fight crime, To fight crime, yeeees, actually delivers pizza like a boss, pizza time, 
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99Did you know pornhub was created and named after, 15 year old, pornelius hubert, 
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101Parents kill me with dat i moved out at 18 duhh bitch rent was 75 cents back then, 
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103If god didn’t want us to snort worms, he wouldn’t have made them cylindrical, worm snorting club, every monday and thursday, location changes often, 
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10514$ +2$ shipping, 16$, free shipping, 
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107I’d rather hit my leg on this than get my heart broken, break my heart fuck that, 
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109Pee is stored in the balls, 
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111Do regular dogs see police dogs and think oh shit it’s the cops, 
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113New bluetooth cordless hose, 
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115I love baby boomers who say kids don’t even know how to write cursive in a negative way like ok grandma you can’t even turn your laptop on without getting 6 viruses and wiring half your retirement money to a nigerian prince, 
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117I hate this job,  
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119Illusion 100, 
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121Does anyone want a bff, and by bff, i mean, big fucking frog, 
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123Photos, couple who tried to conceive for 17 years welcomes sextuplets, when you hit print hella times and all the copies come out at once, 
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125Netflix looks to hire binge-watchers to rate shows and movies, where i send my resume, 
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127Big bag of doritos, my dog, dorito chip, me, 
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129When a random stranger asks me to watch their stuff for them, 
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131When you are sitting on your flight playing csgo and your headphones disconnects as the game loudly announces bomb has been planted, 
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133What to do, change bathrooms to juul rooms, study, go out with friends, 
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135Watching the friends intro without clapping, the dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural, 
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137When you get roasted by the weakest dude in the squad, 
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139If you wanna be my lover you gotta launch a 90kg projectile over 300 meters, 
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141Yeah i masturbate, don’t talk when the teacher is talking and listen closely, 
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143When you argue with yourself in the shower and then the day the same topic is brought up the person you’re arguing with doesn’t follow your script, not like the simulations, 
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145Who would win, a whole roman city, some weird mountain, too soon, it’s been 1,937 years, 
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147I’m so loyal watch porn with no girls in it, wait a fucking minute, 
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149One time when i was about four, the ten year old neighbor boys attacked me with water guns and when i ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started, excellent parenting, 
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151Owl, i like to report an incident, cop, giggling, do you know hoo dunnit, owl, i’m glad you think crime is funny, officer incompetent, 
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153Sweatshirts are one of my favorite things in the world, like am i wearing a bra, probably not cause i’m a guy, but the mystery is still there, 
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155Supreme court, 
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157If your female gym teacher didn’t look like this, did you even get a physical education,
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159Ancestry is teaming up with spotify to create playlists based on their user’s DNA, sounds like this is gonna turn out racist but ok, 
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161Instagram model, i really need a hug right now, an 11 year old boy, may i be of assistance, 
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163Me on illegal streaming sites trying to figure out which mirror has the best video quality, 
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165American rappers, song title, fuck that ass, award speech, i wanna thank god for the inspiration, god, 
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167When the teacher calls out your name and you say absent, 4th graders, 
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169Me, pours heart and soul into a text, her, 
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171Getting a new roll of toilet paper, using the cardboard from the center of the roll to wipe my ass, 
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173Finally an 8am class i wouldn’t mind going to, how to be a good boy, 
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175Every existing song besides africa by toto, africa by toto me, 
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177Doc, it hurts when i touch my shoulder, then don’t touch it that’ll be $60, 
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179Fake throw the ball one more time, 
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181Shout out to the guy making announcements at my gate, he said, i quote, now boarding group A as in apple bottom jeans and group B as in boots with the fur, 
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183Iphone user, watches a one minute video on full brightness, iphone battery, 
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185The roaring 20s, a consumerist america, the great depression, 
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187Moth memes, skeletons, printer memes, team fortress 2, 
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189Did anyone else know guy fieri was elmo’s dad, 
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191Classmates, me, my presentation in front of the class, 
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193Quick question, if pants wore pants would they were them like this or like this, 
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195My boss called me on discord and he’s asking me serious work questions but i’m nearly choking to death and he keeps asking me what’s wrong but i, how am i supposed to be professional when his icon is this, 
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197Aquaman, 2018, 
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1990.01% of bacteria, soap, 
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201My heart gets heavy thinking about the giant trash island in the ocean, yeah england is a joke, destruction 100, 
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203Egg, one of the most popular forms of child to eat, 
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205What’s worse than a heart break, you ever referenced a vine and someone looks at you stupid, 
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207Top hottest anime guys, 
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209Where are my balls john,
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211Whataburger, exists, texas people, 
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213God, creates humans, humans, create more gods, god, am i a joke to you, 
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215When you see a meme that got 10k upvotes but you don’t get the joke, am i disabled, 
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217Shazam but for strange noises in your house at night, 
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219When a duck sees another duck, quack, 
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221This guy in my political science class was watching a bob ross video and following along in MS Paint, ok honestly, this is cute, he’s doing a good job, 
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223Mom say no, hey mom, can brittany sleep over tonight, what, just say no, no, delete 3 messages, 
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225Your halloween costume is sexy + your biggest fear, sexy rise of fascism around the world, 
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227Drugs, no thanks, i’m high on life, meth, 
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229Movie theatre employee, enjoy your movie, me, you too, me thinking to myself, i got dumb bitch disorder, 
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231Brother may i have some matter, 
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233Chode, charizard, electrode, 
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235Hits blunt once, your bed is a shelf for your body when you’re not using it, 
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237Your halloween costume is sexy + your biggest fear, sexy mods, 
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239PC, Press any button to continue, me, presses power button, pc, turns off, me, 
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241Danny deCheeto, 
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243Now we know the truth about elon musk, tesla, 
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245Please don’t feed your cat galaxies, 
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247My teachers said i wouldn’t be shit now da president texting my phone, 
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249Your 1st birthday is actually your second birthday, 
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251When someone bites string cheese instead of peeling it, boi, 
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253Giving a presentation, voice cracking, 
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255Them, what episode are you on, me, 26, them, but yesterday you were on 3, me, 
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257It’s always the ones you least expect, sexual predator, 
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259The first guy to discover milk probably did a lot of other weird shit, 
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261Y’all really be pulling all nighters to study, if i don’t know it by 12 then i just don’t know it lmao, 
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263Me, i fucking hate being told what to do, me when cha cha slide comes on, left foot two stomp, 
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265Flip your phone, 
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267A haiku about mario kart, are you kidding me, who the fuck threw that blue shell, i will fuck you up, 
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269Do you want to join the pen15 club 4th graders, 
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271Week three of living with ma gf, if that living rooms not done al crack your skull clean open,
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273When someone tries to insult you but you roast yourself on a daily basis, 
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275Moths are just goth butterflies,
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277When you upvote a post going from 998 to 999, i guide others to a treasure that i cannot possess, 
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279Finally got rid of my iphone 3GS and got a iphone 4, this camera is crazy,
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281Turns out i got circumcised when i was eight is not a good first day icebreaker fact about yourself, 
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283Student athletes think tearing their acl is a personality trait, 
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285Short dudes really just be walking around like,
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287Teacher, this isn’t something you can do the night before, me, 
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289Ran into my ex girl’s current boyfriend last night at the bar, real cool dude, i see why she cheated, nice fucking guy honestly, 
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291I’ve never felt like i was missing out by not saying the N word, but then that eating beans meme came along, hey pal, you’re eating beans won’t cut it, 
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293The only B word i’ll  ever call my bitch is beautiful, 
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295The best of lil pump, this playlist is currently empty, 
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297Love my new bath bomb, 
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299Submarines are just australian airplanes, 
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301Did you know darth plagueis died of ligma, who is darth plagueis, ligma balls, 
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303How many hoes you got, me, 
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305If you’re reading this and it’s too late then sorry but it’s too late, 
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307Your mcm, ok, you hungry, yesss, alright cool, eat before i pick you up, 
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309Big dicks in his brothers bum, cat, what, which word is supposed to be cat, 
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311The plural of oof is ooves, oxford university wants to know your location, 
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313Be me, surgeon, 35 hour operation, do it perfectly with no mistakes, everyone thanks god, 
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315Asdhasijdniuaogiubabdnasd.jpg already exists, do you want to replace it,