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100:00:03: <Randomini> one is just a straight up metroid
200:00:07: <DrMrTheMinotaur> wow
300:00:08: <Nighkos> I may have to go exploring it one day.
400:00:21: <tahunu> Nighkos: If normalcy is an error, doesn't that imply abnormality is normal for them?
500:00:25: <DrMrTheMinotaur> you know. i think green lantern could work as an acp
600:00:33: <UglyFlower> scp-1481 if anyone missed it :3
700:00:34: <DrMrTheMinotaur> just needs to be writtena lot better
800:00:35: <Nighkos> tahunu: yeah, pretty much
900:00:37: <Spidersnake> the ring or the person?
1000:00:52: <DrMrTheMinotaur> the ring
1100:01:07: <tahunu> So instead of the logic bending "Normalcy is an error" thing, why not jsut say that our "normal" is, in fact, abnormal?
1200:01:11: <Randomini> not enough drawbacks, it'd just be an oddity
1300:01:18: <DrMrTheMinotaur> after they surgically remove the non-anomalous human from it
1400:01:21: <Spidersnake> or a generic magic item
1500:01:48: <Nighkos> Hmm.... I was thinking that was the clearest way to explain it.
1600:01:57: <DrMrTheMinotaur> basically what im saying is that 1290 was not only a GL reference, it was a very poor one "here is gl"
1700:02:05: <DrMrTheMinotaur> 4290
1800:02:28: <tahunu> Is there still the ring that absorbs heat to act like the green lantern ring?
1900:02:30: <Tuomey> Nighkos: "If SCP-2000 attempts to breach containment, personnel should repeat the following phrase until the event is resolved:" I would suggest situation rather than event
2000:02:37: <UglyFlower> twistedgears just posted an article feel free to hit him up with reviews :3
2100:02:38: <DrMrTheMinotaur> there are a hundred ways a green lantern could have been an scp
2200:02:38: <UglyFlower> http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1497
2300:02:39: <Nighkos> I think saying something like "what you consider normal is abnormal" might get a little confusing.
2400:02:40: <Nala> UglyFlower: SCP-1497 [Article] (rating: +1, 2 revisions, 0 comments) - tags: (none)
2500:02:46: <Cain> Hey guys.
2600:02:50: <Nighkos> Tuomey: OK, that makes sense.
2700:02:51: <Spidersnake> nuts, my 2000 also involves alien messengers.
2800:02:57: <Randomini> hey cain
2900:03:04: <Cain> 'Sup?
3000:03:10: <Silber> mine too, Spidersnake
3100:03:18: <tahunu> Nighkos: I mean something along the lines of "This region is abnormal" or soemthing, I dunno. The way the skip says it is just... really confusing, honestly.
3200:03:18: <Nighkos> Spidersnake: Yeah, alien messages are fun. There's probably plenty of room for both, though.
3300:03:21: <Cain> I always get terrified when I have a memo.
3400:03:25: <DrMrTheMinotaur> fuck you guys, you all copied my 2000 idea
3500:03:34: <tahunu> DrMrTheMinotaur: Which was...? :P
3600:03:40: <DrMrTheMinotaur> aliens
3700:03:41: <Spidersnake> Forget 2000, 2999 is where it's at
3800:03:44: <DrMrTheMinotaur> and message
3900:03:48: <slate> English steak knife http://images.4chan.org/k/src/1384416067977.jpg
4000:03:56: <Nighkos> Tahunu: OK. I'll think of some ways that maybe I can rephrase it. If I can find a way to make it more clear.
4100:04:00: <tahunu> Well, my aliens don't have a message.
4200:04:08: <Waxx> lol slate
4300:04:08: <tahunu> In fact, they /can't/ have a message :P
4400:04:16: <DrMrTheMinotaur> slate, i've been to england, that is not true
4500:04:22: <Tuomey> Nighkos: Interesting enough and I'd probably upvote
4600:04:25: <tahunu> Hah
4700:04:31: <slate> DrMrTheMinotaur: That is a steak knife of English make
4800:04:32: <Nighkos> Tuomey: Cool, thanks.
4900:04:36: <slate> What about my statement is false?
5000:04:40: <Spidersnake> Now that I think of it, every 2000 draft I've read (and remember) involves aliens
5100:04:40: <tahunu> That is not a steak knife
5200:04:46: <DrMrTheMinotaur> the implication that is is the norm
5300:04:55: <slate> That only exists in your head
5400:04:56: <Cain> .seen Scantron
5500:04:57: <DrMrTheMinotaur> fucking hate shitty motel cutlery
5600:04:57: <Nighkos> Aliens are about as Sci-Fi as you can get.
5700:04:57: <Nala> Cain: I last saw Scantron at 2013-11-14 00:43:05 PST (15 h 30 m 23 s ago) saying: http://i.imgur.com/vZcgpyk.jpg me irl.
5800:05:03: <Scandinner> what's up
5900:05:04: <slate> tahunu: It most certainly is
6000:05:05: <UglyFlower> .au twistedgears
6100:05:06: <Nala> UglyFlower: TwistedGears has written 1 article and 0 tales with +54 net upvotes (average +54.00) and 7 revisions, including: SCP-1672 (+54)
6200:05:10: <Cain> Got your tell.
6300:05:13: <tahunu> Nighkos: What if they're /magic/ aliens?
6400:05:15: <tahunu> Such as elementals?
6500:05:16: <tahunu> :P
6600:05:23: <Nighkos> O.O
6700:05:30: <Scanworks> i've had homework and whatnot leaving me kind of drained this week
6800:05:48: <slate> Aren't you like 17
6900:05:52: <Cain> I read the message, too, and before I look back at who it's from, I KNEW it was you.
7000:05:53: <Nighkos> Then I suppose it's some kind of Sci-Fi/Fantasy crossover.
7100:05:57: <tahunu> Ah
7200:06:02: <tahunu> But what if they come from magic portals?
7300:06:17: <DrMrTheMinotaur> if you're 17 you should not be all tired a lot
7400:06:22: <DrMrTheMinotaur> should be brimming with energy
7500:06:26: <tahunu> ...My point is that fantasy and scifi blur a lot.
7600:06:29: <Waxx> if you're 17 you should be gassed
7700:06:33: <Spidersnake> hm
7800:06:37: <Nighkos> In all seriousness, it would just depend on how it's handled. The terms Fantasy and Sci-Fi are pretty broad.
7900:06:39: <Waxx> no 17 year olds allowed
8000:06:43: <Nala> Spidersnake: Sorry, I couldn't find any authors by that name.
8100:06:43: <tahunu> Soft scifi is basically fantasy with a sciency theme
8200:06:43: <Spidersnake> .au Dr.Clef
8300:06:47: <Randomini> if you're 17 then you're just a number and not a human being
8400:06:51: <Waxx> yeah
8500:06:53: <Waxx> YEAH
8600:06:57: <tahunu> What if you're 18?
8700:06:59: <ProcyonLotor> hello 19
8800:07:00: <Waxx> then you're fine
8900:07:04: <Waxx> hi
9000:07:05: <tahunu> Whew.
9100:07:08: <TwistedGears> Hello
9200:07:09: <tahunu> GREETINGS, MORTAL
9300:07:10: <Randomini> 18 is also just a number
9400:07:14: <tahunu> No u
9500:07:19: <tahunu> You're just a number.
9600:07:22: <DrMrTheMinotaur> nah, when i go to the book shop or the video store the section is "sci-fi/fantasy"
9700:07:25: <tahunu> YOU ARE NUMBER SIX
9800:07:26: <DrMrTheMinotaur> they're the same thing
9900:07:31: <ProcyonLotor> tahunu: I'm not a number. I'M A FREE MAN
10000:07:32: <Randomini> all is number ~pythagoras
10100:07:37: <tahunu> No!
10200:07:48: <Spidersnake> .au DrClef
10300:07:49: <Nala> Spidersnake: http://www.scp-wiki.net/drclef-member-page DrClef (aka Dr Clef) has written 21 articles and 38 tales with +4877 net upvotes (average +82.66) and 816 revisions, including: SCP-231 (+441), The Gate Guardian [SCP-001 Proposal] (+321), SCP-835 (+217), plus 18 more.
10400:08:06: <slate> SciFi is most certainly fantasy
10500:08:17: <Roget> is this the sci-fi
10600:08:21: <Roget> is this just fantasy
10700:08:24: <slate> SciFi is a type of fantasy
10800:08:25: <Roget> caught in a skip-slide
10900:08:30: <Roget> to escape from reality
11000:08:36: <slate> Fantasy is a larger, more encompassing topic
11100:08:39: <Randomini> don't close your eyes
11200:08:55: <Randomini> or your neck will be snapped a bit
11300:08:59: <Athena_Grey> Well, wouldn't you say that
11400:08:59: <tahunu> ProcyonLotor: Who is number one?
11500:09:00: <slate> AND THIS BIRD YOU CANNOT CHAAAAANGE
11600:09:08: <Nighkos> I think Sci-Fi or Fantasy just depends on how you look at it.
11700:09:17: <ProcyonLotor> tahunu: You are(,) Number 6
11800:09:20: <Randomini> it's all just speculative fiction
11900:09:21: <Athena_Grey> on average - and we're talking more about trends here, rather than any hard and fast divide
12000:09:39: <tahunu> No, I'm number (twnty)six.
12100:09:48: <Athena_Grey> sci fi tends to assume that the Fantastic Thing it's talking about is based on science
12200:09:50: <DrMrTheMinotaur> sci-fi is more often about exploring big political issues through metaphor
12300:09:57: <ProcyonLotor> I don't think there was ever a 20 who survived the episode
12400:10:00: <DrMrTheMinotaur> fantasy is more often about the heroes journey
12500:10:03: <Silber> uh, no
12600:10:05: <tahunu> Athena_Grey: Hah.
12700:10:06: <Silber> I'm pretty sure
12800:10:07: <ProcyonLotor> that was like, the killingest slot on the entire show
12900:10:07: <Athena_Grey> i.e. it /is/ understandable
13000:10:08: <Cain> .seen Dmatrix
13100:10:09: <Nala> Cain: Sorry, I have not seen anyone by that name since I woke up 35 d 1 h 23 m 4 s ago.
13200:10:11: <Silber> that scifi is about aliens
13300:10:16: <tahunu> Athena_Grey: Nope
13400:10:19: <warpzone> Yeah, sure. And present-day fiction is just Fantasy, too. And nonfiction is also Fantasy, because it can't have recorded the past completely accurately.
13500:10:22: <Djoric> Cain: Dmatix like, never comes in here
13600:10:28: <tahunu> That's /good/ scifi
13700:10:33: <Cain> I saw him, once.
13800:10:34: <tahunu> Not /all/ scifi :P
13900:10:43: <Cain> And I just read 1711, which was great.
14000:10:46: <Athena_Grey> it has rules and reasons that can be understood by a sufficiently capable mind
14100:10:47: <Cain> Really spoke to me.
14200:10:52: <tahunu> Athena_Grey: Doctor Who.
14300:10:58: <tahunu> (Not scifi imo, but hey)
14400:11:00: <warpzone> Obnoxious pedantry aside, Sci-Fi is the one where the dragons are made of metal.
14500:11:02: <Athena_Grey> (whether any mind would /like/ to understand that is another matter)
14600:11:23: <DrMrTheMinotaur> oooh, lets have an argument about sci-fi... anyone a real hard sci-fi fan?
14700:11:28: <Athena_Grey> tahunu but Doctor Who's centre conceit is that the Laws of Time is completely understandable
14800:11:34: <Athena_Grey> if you're at Time Lord level
14900:11:46: <tahunu> DrMrTheMinotaur: Ever read Incandescence?
15000:11:49: <Athena_Grey> the whole /civilisation/ is based on the idea that they Know Their Shit
15100:11:49: <DrMrTheMinotaur> no
15200:11:56: <tahunu> Athena_Grey: Look at the actual show though
15300:12:04: <tahunu> It's all completely internally inconsistent
15400:12:19: <DrMrTheMinotaur> some of dr who is straight sci fi
15500:12:20: <Athena_Grey> fantasy, imo, is more likely to drop the pretense altogether
15600:12:23: <DrMrTheMinotaur> some is fantasy
15700:12:26: <Nighkos> For me it's about the approach. Fantasy takes something impossible and makes it seem possible. Sci-Fi starts at the other end and takes something probable and makes it seem fantastic/unbelivable.
15800:12:30: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i jst enoy it
15900:12:33: <Athena_Grey> it's magic - shadow-logic and rhymes
16000:12:34: <tahunu> If you make a paradox, sometimes clockroaches show up, sometimes everythings fine, sometimes that bit of the universe breaks, etc
16100:12:38: <Athena_Grey> we don't need to explain
16200:12:50: <DrMrTheMinotaur> does anyone else enjoy doctor who?
16300:12:52: <Athena_Grey> /no_one/ could get it anyway
16400:13:01: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i do
16500:13:04: <tahunu> Doctor WHo is, imo, an adventure show with vague sciencey themes
16600:13:12: <DrMrTheMinotaur> the seventh doctor is by far the best doctor
16700:13:12: <Athena_Grey> as oppose to sci-fi - /someone/ could get it, even if they're not us
16800:13:21: <tahunu> Also
16900:13:28: <tahunu> There is literal magic in doctor who
17000:13:30: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i'd call it a light sci-fi show
17100:13:36: <Randomini> my favourite doctor was rowan atkinson
17200:13:38: <tahunu> Straight up magic.
17300:13:49: <tahunu> Loves Labours Lost?
17400:13:56: <tahunu> Magic words, remember?
17500:13:57: <Athena_Grey> tahunu which bit of Doctor Who are we talking about?
17600:13:59: <DrMrTheMinotaur> theres teh sci-fi written by physicist
17700:14:02: <Randomini> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do-wDPoC6GM
17800:14:04: <Nala> Randomini: Rowan Atkinson is Doctor Who - Classic Comic Relief by Comic Relief (19 m 49 s) - https://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/videos/_SXf9-Z3jwk?v=2 - published Mon Mar 16, 2009 - 4.93/5.00 (27000.0, +26498/-502), 3,230,905 views
17900:14:06: <Athena_Grey> math-based reality benders :P
18000:14:13: <DrMrTheMinotaur> and there are sci-fi written by normal people
18100:14:16: <tahunu> .y we are not amused rowan atkinson
18200:14:17: <Nala> tahunu: rowan atkinson jesus by stevecollins6685 (5 m 16 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5e-1sBM9FE - published Tue Sep 13, 2011 - 4.79/5.00 (1307.0, +1237/-70), 273,392 views
18300:14:20: <Athena_Grey> well
18400:14:22: <tahunu> ./.. :|
18500:14:22: <Athena_Grey> true
18600:14:39: <Athena_Grey> *word-based
18700:14:46: <Athena_Grey> (sorry I did a goof there)
18800:14:59: <DrMrTheMinotaur> starwars is close enough to sci-fi, dr who counts too
18900:15:17: <DrMrTheMinotaur> but maybe it goes to show that genres are silly
19000:15:25: <DrMrTheMinotaur> all just labels
19100:15:36: <Athena_Grey> but true, they never elaborated enough on the word-magic for us to know how 'sufficiently advanced science' it is
19200:15:41: <DrMrTheMinotaur> that we use as short hand to describe a collection of tropes
19300:15:48: <tahunu> Star wars isn;t scifi :|
19400:16:00: <DrMrTheMinotaur> its not hard sci-fi
19500:16:07: <DrMrTheMinotaur> but it's A sci-fi
19600:16:14: <Echo> It's space fantasy
19700:16:32: <DrMrTheMinotaur> unlike anything with ftl
19800:16:35: <tahunu> It's straight up fantasy with the magic (mostly) replaced with "This is totally tech stuff"
19900:16:43: <Echo> ^ basically that
20000:16:47: <DrMrTheMinotaur> and what about all the tech stuff?
20100:17:00: <DrMrTheMinotaur> why does the magic override the tech?
20200:17:11: <DrMrTheMinotaur> why doesn't the tech over ride the magic?
20300:17:14: <Echo> It's so soft that it melts
20400:17:20: <Echo> And now it's running all over the table
20500:17:24: <Tuomey> that's what she said
20600:17:36: <tahunu> Okay, leaving aside my views on how it works
20700:17:44: <tahunu> Look at how it's treated
20800:17:47: <Spidersnake> Magic is seen as science nobody understands in Marvel comics
20900:17:47: <Nusquam> There's very little, if any, attempts to explain how anything functions. It's just, here's this thing that does things.
21000:17:52: <tahunu> Lightsabers are essentially the magic sword.
21100:17:56: <Nusquam> Also, there's the Force.
21200:18:07: <Echo> Which is literally magic
21300:18:14: <tahunu> Indeed
21400:18:16: <Echo> Now
21500:18:20: <Echo> Let's compare something similar
21600:18:22: <Randomini> what no midichlorians
21700:18:26: <Echo> Let's look at Mass Effect
21800:18:28: <Randomini> totes legit science
21900:18:28: <Echo> Biotics
22000:18:35: <Echo> Biotics is basically the Force
22100:18:37: <Echo> BUT
22200:18:50: <Spidersnake> Everything is mass effect fields
22300:19:03: <tahunu> Biotics atleast is grounded in (in setting) science (mostly)
22400:19:04: <Echo> It's dressed up in the trappings of science
22500:19:17: <Echo> And something explainable by physics
22600:19:21: <DrMrTheMinotaur> so im going to repeat myself here : but maybe it goes to show that genres are silly
22700:19:27: <Echo> Well
22800:19:29: <DrMrTheMinotaur> and ill add to that by saying they are fluid
22900:19:29: <Echo> Not really
23000:19:40: <Echo> Because that's an utterly retarded thing to say
23100:19:45: <Echo> But there it is
23200:19:55: <DrMrTheMinotaur> ....
23300:19:56: <Echo> Genres, labels, categories are a thing
23400:19:56: <Randomini> genre is arbitrary
23500:19:58: <tahunu> ...genres are silly? What?
23600:20:06: <Randomini> it's self-imposed
23700:20:07: <Echo> It's not arbitrary
23800:20:11: <Echo> It's like classifying anything
23900:20:16: <Echo> And it's entirely non-self-imposed
24000:20:17: <Spidersnake> My favorite thing is when stuff that would be magic in anything else is explained as quantum physics
24100:20:21: <DrMrTheMinotaur> you mean, completely arbitrary?
24200:20:23: <Echo> You can match patterns, characteristics?
24300:20:26: <Djoric> Is this the part where I leave 19 because the conversation is going to be pants-on-head retarded?
24400:20:27: <Echo> That's a genre
24500:20:30: <Echo> That's a category.
24600:20:31: <Djoric> I think it is
24700:20:32: <Randomini> all classification is arbitrary
24800:20:33: <Silber> yes, Djoric
24900:21:11: <Spidersnake> He couldn't handle it
25000:21:12: <Randomini> at least in my opinion, I get the argument otherwise
25100:21:41: <tahunu> How is genre arbitrary? I mean... It's... I don't even.
25200:21:53: <Echo> It's arbitrary, I guess, in the sense that some things share enough patterns and characteristics to be judged as similar
25300:22:00: <Echo> And by that, I mean not arbitrary at all
25400:22:05: <Echo> Because that's not what that word means.
25500:22:12: <tahunu> .def arbitrary
25600:22:13: <Nala> tahunu: arbitrary (adjective) - Determined by chance, whim, or impulse, and not by necessity, reason, or principle: stopped at the first motel we passed, an arbitrary choice. [1/4]
25700:22:20: <Echo> Holy shit
25800:22:33: <Echo> It's like you'd have to be illiterate or something to think it meant that.
25900:22:46: <tahunu> .def arbitrary 2
26000:22:46: <Nala> tahunu: arbitrary (adjective) - Based on or subject to individual judgment or preference: The diet imposes overall calorie limits, but daily menus are arbitrary. [2/4]
26100:22:50: <Randomini> well hey
26200:22:55: <Randomini> there's my usage of the term
26300:23:02: <Echo> Except it's not
26400:23:08: <Nusquam> Genre isn't randomly decided based on personal whim, though.
26500:23:12: <Randomini> well it is though
26600:23:16: <Echo> Saying something shares overwhelming characteristics with fantasy
26700:23:20: <Echo> Is not arbitrary
26800:23:25: <Randomini> it's based on subjective judgement
26900:23:31: <Randomini> that's what I mean by it
27000:23:32: <Athena_Grey> it's based on the /marketing people's/ whim
27100:23:34: <tahunu> >subjective
27200:23:36: <Tox> (7:20:23 PM) Randomini: all classification is arbitrary < that is untrue
27300:23:36: <Echo> ...
27400:23:41: <Randomini> I don't mean it's random or chance, that's fucking stupid
27500:23:43: <tahunu> Subjective. What
27600:23:45: <Nusquam> I'm out.
27700:24:05: <Randomini> how have I riled up so many people with one statement
27800:24:16: <Nusquam> By being wrong.
27900:24:18: <Nusquam> On the internet.
28000:24:22: <Randomini> oh nooooooo
28100:24:32: <tahunu> There are lines where genres kinda merge, yes, but that's kinda like saying... "This doesn't make sense, therefore the ENTIRE FIELD is invalid"
28200:25:07: <Randomini> That's not what I mean to say, and if I said words to that effect they were not intended in such a fashion
28300:25:37: <tahunu> I would say: Get better at 'spressin yerself :P
28400:25:55: <Randomini> I don't think I said words to that effect though
28500:26:11: <ProcyonLotor> "genre is arbitrary"
28600:26:17: <ProcyonLotor> was words to that affect
28700:26:20: <Randomini> well yeah, it is
28800:26:24: <Randomini> that's not to say it's invalid
28900:26:34: <ProcyonLotor> haven't we just gotten over saying how it isn't
29000:26:48: <Tox> how is genre arbitrary
29100:26:50: <Tox> please
29200:26:54: <Tox> explain that
29300:26:56: <DrMrTheMinotaur> oh man i'd love to see how you guys deal with discussion on gender
29400:26:59: <ProcyonLotor> and then you said that wasn't what you meant
29500:27:04: <ProcyonLotor> but now it is what you meant?
29600:27:05: <Bouncl> no you wouldn't
29700:27:07: <ProcyonLotor> I'm seriously confused
29800:27:09: <Randomini> .def arbitrary 2
29900:27:10: <Nala> Randomini: arbitrary (adjective) - Based on or subject to individual judgment or preference: The diet imposes overall calorie limits, but daily menus are arbitrary. [2/4]
30000:27:13: <Nusquam> But it's not arbitrary - it's not decided by singular individuals based on unsubstantiated opinion.
30100:27:18: <ProcyonLotor> ^
30200:27:20: <Randomini> so you're saying arbitrary is absolute
30300:27:22: <Tox> So it's not arbitrary at all, is it, Steve?!
30400:27:26: <Randomini> that's not what I'm saying
30500:27:37: <ProcyonLotor> that's a... non sequitur, to say the very least
30600:27:38: <Bouncl> i have decided that it is arbitrary
30700:27:43: <Nusquam> If you think it is arbitrary, you might not understand/agree with the criteria, but that's on you.
30800:27:48: <tahunu> That seems rather arbitrary, Bouncl
30900:27:57: <Randomini> how is the criteria determined, then?
31000:28:12: <Randomini> group consensus, the sum of individual judgement
31100:28:14: <Nusquam> By elements the work has in common with other works.
31200:28:28: <ProcyonLotor> overwheleming public opinion, tradition, the judgement of those experienced in the field
31300:28:38: <Randomini> >argument from tradition
31400:28:39: <Bouncl> nusquam is the most correct
31500:28:42: <Randomini> well that's it I'm done
31600:29:00: <ProcyonLotor> way to not get the point
31700:29:08: <Nusquam> God bless you all.
31800:29:18: <Bouncl> i never get tired of site19, man
31900:29:22: <tahunu> ‎ಠ_‎ಠ
32000:29:35: <Randomini> I ain't even mad
32100:29:37: <tahunu> That was at you, Randomini.
32200:29:45: <Randomini> yeah, I know
32300:30:02: <Tox> Randomini: Are you arguing that the original definition of genre is arbitrary, not that current assignment is?
32400:30:19: <Nusquam> Now help me decide if I want a beef or chicken chimichanga and why.
32500:30:21: <DrMrTheMinotaur> so here was my point about genre before tards: it's fluid. things don't just fall into the one
32600:30:32: <DrMrTheMinotaur> chicken, for tenderness
32700:30:37: <Bouncl> beef
32800:30:40: <Bouncl> chicken is for bitches
32900:30:42: <Silber> Nusquam, where from
33000:30:51: <Bouncl> actually is it beef, or is it steak
33100:30:56: <Bouncl> if it's ground beef go with the chicken
33200:31:00: <Bouncl> if it's steak go with the steak
33300:31:04: <Silber> what bouncl said
33400:31:13: <Nusquam> This local place.
33500:31:41: <tahunu> Ahahaha
33600:31:56: <tahunu> Review of Incandescence claims the Splinter is going to collide with "a rock"
33700:32:29: <tahunu> I'm most certainly /not/ going to rely on them to identify "rocks" xD
33800:32:45: <warpzone> That sounds plausible. As long as it's not happening in space. Does Incandescence happen in space?
33900:32:57: <tahunu> It's in space, yes
34000:33:01: <warpzone> pfffft
34100:33:04: <tahunu> But consider the difference between a "rock"
34200:33:07: <tahunu> Or rather
34300:33:09: <tahunu> A rock
34400:33:10: <tahunu> And a star
34500:33:15: <warpzone> Don't you watch movie? Space is chock-full of space junk and rocks!
34600:33:19: <tahunu> /sliiiiight/ difference there
34700:33:26: <tahunu> Actually, no I don't watch movies
34800:33:59: <TwistedGears> .lc
34900:33:59: <Nala> TwistedGears: The last 3 pages created were: 1. SCP-1497 (Visual Perfection) created by TwistedGears (42 m 36 s ago), 2. SCP-1873 (What's in the box?) created by SpannerTheOdd (1 h 35 m 2 s ago) and 3. SCP-1531 (Perfect Lie Detector) created by thefran (6 h 29 m 36 s ago).
35000:34:10: <DrMrTheMinotaur> .lc 3
35100:34:11: <Nala> DrMrTheMinotaur: I found 7 authors matching your query. Did you mean llama66613, Cthulhu1138, catboy637, axslayer33, or TL333s?
35200:34:12: <TwistedGears> .sm 1
35300:34:14: <Nala> TwistedGears: Visual Perfection (rating: +2, 3 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1497
35400:34:17: <Nala> TwistedGears: What's in the box? (rating: -2, 3 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1873
35500:34:17: <TwistedGears> .sm 2
35600:34:18: <DrMrTheMinotaur> soo sm
35700:34:19: <TwistedGears> .sm 3
35800:34:19: <Nala> TwistedGears: Perfect Lie Detector (rating: +22, 12 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1531
35900:34:24: <DrMrTheMinotaur> thanks gears
36000:34:28: <warpzone> Not movies. Movie. And I was being sarcastic. Clearly your reviewer just watched that one movie about gravity being the disaster.
36100:34:28: <TwistedGears> <3
36200:34:44: <tahunu> WarpZone: ...You mean gravity? :V
36300:34:52: <TwistedGears> Oh hey, look at that. 1497 is like the best thing ever. Everyone go upvote it
36400:35:23: <Nighkos> Seems like there's been a lot of AWCY lately.
36500:35:33: <TwistedGears> I am kinda to blame for that
36600:35:39: tahunu downvotes out of jealous spite :V
36700:35:43: <warpzone> What? No, the movie where all the space stations blow up one after another because otherwise nothing would be blowing up. I think it was called "Freefall" or "Reentry" or something.
36800:35:47: <Nighkos> It leads me to wonder if they are cool now...
36900:35:48: <TwistedGears> ='(
37000:35:48: <DrMrTheMinotaur> TwistedGears, i'll trade you an upvote
37100:35:49: <DrMrTheMinotaur> =P
37200:35:59: <tahunu> WarpZone: ...Armageddon?
37300:36:02: <warpzone> No.
37400:36:03: <TwistedGears> Have you updated the article on teh site?
37500:36:09: <DrMrTheMinotaur> yeah mang
37600:36:17: <Roget> .au uglyflower
37700:36:18: <tahunu> Deep Impact?
37800:36:18: <Nala> Roget: UglyFlower has written 2 articles and 0 tales with +52 net upvotes (average +26.00) and 109 revisions, including: SCP-1431 (+27), SCP-1481 (+25)
37900:36:18: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i was kidding though
38000:36:19: <TwistedGears> oh sick, didn't realize you did that
38100:36:28: <Echo> ...
38200:36:31: <TwistedGears> .s aerial
38300:36:32: <Nala> TwistedGears: SCP-1506 (Aerial Arachnid), SCP-1115 (Ancient Aerial Drones).
38400:36:35: <TwistedGears> .sm 1
38500:36:36: <Nala> TwistedGears: Aerial Arachnid (rating: +22, 24 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1506
38600:36:43: <warpzone> Had George Clooney and Sandra Bullock in it? And they just like keep falling and falling and then they're like "oh good we don't have to fall anymore." Then PLOT TWIST! They have to fall some more.
38700:36:53: <Echo> Sharknado - 2013 - TV-14 - 87 minutes - When a hurricane swamps Los Angeles, thousands of sharks are swept up in tornadoes and deposited all over the city, where they terrorize residents.
38800:36:58: <DrMrTheMinotaur> WarpZone, that movie should have been ove in 20 minutes
38900:37:02: <Randomini> anyone who hasn't read it, looking for feedback on http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/randomini
39000:37:04: <tahunu> ...who?
39100:37:07: <TwistedGears> I watched the Nostalgia Criti on Sharknado
39200:37:17: <slate> Echo: This sounds fucking awesome
39300:37:19: <Athena_Grey> TwistedGears same
39400:37:20: <TwistedGears> I... like words don't describe that movie
39500:37:24: <Nighkos> Randomini: Read it, liked it.
39600:37:25: <tahunu> George clooney makes me think of Batman for some reason
39700:37:27: <warpzone> I think it was called... "Photoshopped Old People Fall Down Go Boom The Movie."
39800:37:29: <Randomini> sharknado's brilliant
39900:37:31: <tahunu> Echo: SHARKNADO
40000:37:40: <tahunu> Is it worse than Birdemic? :V
40100:37:45: <slate> Echo: What channel is this
40200:37:47: <Echo> TwistedGears: The cover of the movie is just a bunch of flying sharks, the title SHARKNADO
40300:37:48: <DrMrTheMinotaur> "we let go of the space station and then we wait until the batteries in our eva suits die"
40400:37:49: <Randomini> worse or BETTER
40500:37:49: <tahunu> Oh (heaven forbid) Birdemic /2/?
40600:37:50: <Echo> And "ENOUGH SAID"
40700:37:51: <Athena_Grey> Sharknado could've been improved if they make it a crossover with Greek mythology
40800:37:53: <Athena_Grey> :P
40900:37:58: <warpzone> No, wait. You're right. According to IMDB it was Gravity.
41000:38:11: <Randomini> sharknado/gravity crossover
41100:38:16: <Randomini> SHARKSTEROID
41200:38:18: <DrMrTheMinotaur> space sharks
41300:38:19: <slate> I want to watch Sharknado right fucking now
41400:38:21: <HexiHamaski> i just got a waiter for my delivery order that was different
41500:38:23: <tahunu> I still like mega shar vs giant octopus
41600:38:28: <HexiHamaski> more talkative than the delivery guys
41700:38:32: <tahunu> .y megashark vs giant octopus plane
41800:38:34: <Nala> tahunu: The greatest movie scene ever? - Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus! by John Fitzgerald (1 m 9 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I16_8l0yS-g - published Fri May 22, 2009 - 4.70/5.00 (7783.0, +7192/-591), 2,995,048 views
41900:38:37: <Echo> tahunu: The best part
42000:38:44: <Echo> Is when the shark jumps up to 30000 feet
42100:38:46: <tahunu> "Holy shit!"
42200:38:50: <Echo> And bites a 747 out of the sky
42300:38:58: <tahunu> That is what I just linked, yes
42400:39:02: <TwistedGears> No
42500:39:13: <TwistedGears> The best part was when the protagonist fucking chainsawed a flying shark
42600:39:21: <Athena_Grey> but like, Sharknado based on Greek myth (or some similar mythos, though I'm only familiar enough with Greek myths to comment)
42700:39:31: <slate> Echo: Jesus that great CGI 747
42800:39:43: <warpzone> Clearly we need Chainsawsuit: The Movie.
42900:39:48: <tahunu> It's the whole
43000:39:49: <DrMrTheMinotaur> oh, silber what do you think about "desiccated husk"
43100:39:58: <DrMrTheMinotaur> for 1506
43200:39:59: <Silber> that works, I guess
43300:40:01: <tahunu> "Hole shit!" And then the camera pans out of the window to reveal...
43400:40:07: <tahunu> GIANT SHARK FLYING AT PLANE
43500:40:11: <Randomini> holy shit indeed
43600:40:17: <warpzone> So we can have a Sharknado VS Chainsawsuit movie. It's nothing but a guy wearing 6 chainsaws strapped to his body chainsawing sharks.
43700:40:35: <DrMrTheMinotaur> the thing about flying sharks is that they're the apex predator
43800:40:58: <tahunu> .y snow shark
43900:40:59: <Nala> tahunu: Snow Shark Ancient Snow Beast Trailer by MetroshiaProductions (1 m 58 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCywrFyN_R4 - published Thu Mar 22, 2012 - 2.98/5.00 (754.0, +373/-381), 346,606 views
44000:41:08: <warpzone> Man these people are so passive-agressive about not putting their seats up!
44100:41:29: <DrMrTheMinotaur> WarpZone, heres my theory: gravity works with you to put the seat down. well easier
44200:41:40: <DrMrTheMinotaur> and that way we avoid unfortunate splatter
44300:41:43: <tahunu> .y hogzilla
44400:41:44: <Nala> tahunu: Hogzilla of Georgia (Documentary) by EsotericHaven (44 m 48 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek9DaL-b9_8 - published Fri Jun 14, 2013 - 4.33/5.00 (24.0, +20/-4), 16,046 views
44500:41:57: <DrMrTheMinotaur> was hogzilla teh recent giant big or the original?
44600:42:07: <tahunu> ...goddamnit
44700:42:10: <DrMrTheMinotaur> and by that i mean "creative camera angles"
44800:42:25: <tahunu> .y hogzilla trailer
44900:42:26: <Nala> tahunu: Hogzilla Trailer by DaveEncorevideo (1 m 51 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpaICN087Ic - published Thu Oct 4, 2007 - 3.09/5.00 (1098.0, +573/-525), 1,812,637 views
45000:42:45: <slate> I maintain that The Asylum is the best producer of movies of all time.
45100:42:53: <tahunu> Atlantic Rim much?
45200:43:15: <Nighkos> I ususally enjoy bad moives, but I can't stand Asylum stuff.
45300:43:31: <DrMrTheMinotaur> I'm a troma guy myself
45400:43:45: <tahunu> .y godmonster of indian flats
45500:43:46: <Nala> tahunu: Godmonster of Indian Flats Trailer by Eric Poulton (1 m 27 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLTUV1RitPM - published Mon May 22, 2006 - 4.87/5.00 (141.0, +136/-5), 56,403 views
45600:43:48: <DrMrTheMinotaur> and red letter media
45700:44:00: <Nighkos> It somehow passes "Bad" into "So Bad it's Funny" but keeps going till it's just "Bad" again.
45800:44:02: <Cain> !showmemos
45900:44:13: <tahunu> Nighkos: So bad it's terrible
46000:44:39: <Cain> Is there a way to see past memos?
46100:44:44: <Nighkos> Yeah. Ususally their trailers are more fun then the actual movie for me.
46200:44:52: <tahunu> So bad it's bad, so bad it's /good/ so bad it's terrible :P
46300:45:04: <tahunu> Like the Star Wars Holiday Special
46400:45:24: <Nighkos> Yeah, that's a good example.
46500:45:29: <Pendragon> I found 096
46600:45:29: <DrMrTheMinotaur> thats just bad
46700:45:29: <Pendragon> Hey guys
46800:45:31: <Pendragon> http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/641/421/354.png
46900:45:47: <tahunu> On the flipside
47000:45:48: <DrMrTheMinotaur> ...
47100:45:50: <tahunu> So bad it's good
47200:45:54: <tahunu> Thirty Hs
47300:46:03: <tahunu> (Massively nsfw)
47400:46:17: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i dont know, what about the '66 batfilm
47500:46:21: <Randomini> pendragon that's fucking horrifying
47600:46:25: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i <3 it so much
47700:46:30: <DrMrTheMinotaur> is it so bad it's good?
47800:46:39: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i think it's just genius of not giving a fuck
47900:46:48: <Nighkos> I love the '66 Batman movie.
48000:46:51: <tahunu> The /very first sentance/ contains the word "groinsaw"
48100:46:55: <Roget> shark repellant!
48200:47:10: <Roget> I've met the guy who wrote thirty H's
48300:47:14: <Nighkos> I think it's bad on purpose. An epic self-parody.
48400:47:17: <Roget> he is a buddy of my middle school science teacher
48500:47:18: <tahunu> It is
48600:47:25: <Roget> he is a perfectly normal person
48700:47:26: <slate> Echo: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/ce/Titanic2dvdcover.jpg
48800:47:26: <tahunu> Atleast, I heard it is
48900:47:30: <Nighkos> "Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb!"
49000:47:31: <tahunu> OHMIGOD
49100:47:36: <tahunu> There are new chapters!
49200:47:43: <Roget> :O
49300:47:43: <Echo> Slate: lolwat
49400:47:44: <DrMrTheMinotaur> Nighkos, when i was a kid i didn't understand batman was meant to be a massive piss take
49500:47:59: <slate> Echo: "On April 14, 2012, 100 years after the sinking of the RMS Titanic, a new, similar-looking luxury cruise liner named the SS Titanic II is christened. She then embarks on her maiden voyage using the same route the Titanic took 100 years before in reverse direction"
49600:48:04: <tahunu> ... /WHAT/
49700:48:07: <DrMrTheMinotaur> but the plot to that film is just so good
49800:48:13: <DrMrTheMinotaur> especially the ending
49900:48:14: <slate> "During the Atlantic crossing, the effects of global warming cause the Helheim Glacier in Greenland to collapse, creating a giant tsunami that sends an iceberg crashing into the ship"
50000:48:27: <slate> " the turbines eventually explode, killing many people"
50100:48:28: <Nighkos> Agreed. It's silly, yes, but it's legitimately entertaining.
50200:48:37: <slate> "Minutes later, another tsunami, more powerful than the one before and faster than the speed of sound, hits the ship's starboard side, flipping it upside-down and drowning the people still on board."
50300:48:43: <DrMrTheMinotaur> Slate, i thought you were talking about clive palmers titanic 2
50400:48:54: <Echo> > faster than the speed of sound
50500:48:54: <tahunu> .g titanic 2
50600:48:55: <Nala> tahunu: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f720MNvOeVc (TITANIC II (Official Trailer) - YouTube) Jul 28, 2010 ... http://www.theasylum.cc On the 100th anniversary of the original voyage, a modern luxury liner christened "Titanic 2," follows the path of its ...
50700:49:13: <Huitzil> that is just overkill, a supersonic tsunami
50800:49:26: <tahunu> Supersonic tsunami
50900:49:26: <slate> >Smokestacks
51000:49:32: <tahunu> Wouldn't that be like
51100:49:46: <ProcyonLotor> .lc
51200:49:47: <tahunu> boiling off water from the friction and such?
51300:49:47: <Nala> ProcyonLotor: The last 3 pages created were: 1. SCP-1497 (Visual Perfection) created by TwistedGears (58 m 24 s ago), 2. SCP-1873 (What's in the box?) created by SpannerTheOdd (1 h 50 m 50 s ago) and 3. SCP-1531 (Perfect Lie Detector) created by thefran (6 h 45 m 24 s ago).
51400:49:57: <ProcyonLotor> .sm 1
51500:49:58: <Nala> ProcyonLotor: Visual Perfection (rating: +5, 4 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1497
51600:50:13: <DrMrTheMinotaur> hey does anyone have much linux experience?
51700:50:17: <slate> >SS Titanic II
51800:50:23: <slate> >It's actually a steam ship
51900:50:25: <slate> My sides
52000:50:31: <Echo> lol, is it?
52100:50:33: <ProcyonLotor> I have like a very small amount of linux experience
52200:50:35: <tahunu> You know, my first thought was "WHO WOULD NAME A SHIP TITANIC 2!"
52300:50:36: <Tuomey> I dunno
52400:50:37: <ProcyonLotor> like, almost zero
52500:50:42: <slate> Echo: It is
52600:50:43: <tahunu> But
52700:50:43: <tahunu> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titanic_II
52800:50:44: <Spidersnake> oh, somebody used that picture from the visual records
52900:50:44: <Tuomey> It takes a lot of energy to heat water
53000:50:56: <DrMrTheMinotaur> pro, i cant remember my pass, which is odd that it's not one of my usual permutations
53100:51:06: <DrMrTheMinotaur> will i have to reinstall
53200:51:12: <ProcyonLotor> gimme a sec
53300:51:19: <Tuomey> Man, what the shit is everyone's obsession with the titanic, anyway?
53400:51:21: <tahunu> Tuomey: Yeah, but if you have an entire tsunami moving at supersonic speeds, that's a lotta friction going on there I woulda thought
53500:51:26: <ProcyonLotor> you running ubuntu?
53600:51:36: <Tuomey> tahunu: there's also a lot of water there
53700:51:39: <DrMrTheMinotaur> Tuomey, it was big, killed a bunch of people while not living up to marketing copy
53800:51:43: <DrMrTheMinotaur> yeah
53900:51:50: <Tuomey> I dunno, maybe you should consult an alchemist, tahunu
54000:51:52: <tahunu> Mh. Well, I don't know much about materials, so...
54100:51:57: <ProcyonLotor> DrMrTheMinotaur: try this http://www.howtogeek.com/howto/linux/reset-your-forgotten-ubuntu-password-in-2-minutes-or-less/
54200:51:57: <tahunu> Oh shaddup.
54300:52:00: tahunu steals beard
54400:52:04: tahunu burns
54500:52:07: <tahunu> MUAHAHAHAHAHA
54600:52:10: <Tuomey> DrMrTheMinotaur: so do a lot of things
54700:52:10: <DrMrTheMinotaur> ProcyonLotor! thank you!
54800:52:14: <ProcyonLotor> no prob
54900:52:18: <ProcyonLotor> check that it works first
55000:52:28: <tahunu> Oh hey
55100:52:34: <DrMrTheMinotaur> look if it doesn't im reinstalling it
55200:52:40: <DrMrTheMinotaur> theres not much on there
55300:52:40: <Randomini> I don't think anyone I know has anything important enough on their computers to be worth password securing
55400:52:40: <tahunu> Apparantly the thing I have been patching for about 14 hours now is almost finished
55500:52:52: <slate> You know, I think the Battle of Los Angeles is my favorite battle from World War II
55600:52:53: <DrMrTheMinotaur> Randomini, it makes you set one
55700:52:57: <ProcyonLotor> oftentimes linux forces a password
55800:53:05: <Randomini> bah, silly linux
55900:53:09: <tahunu> I'm the kind of paranoid person who always locks my computer whenever I'm not using it, pretty much
56000:53:11: <Randomini> this is why we should all use solaris
56100:53:17: <ProcyonLotor> DrMrTheMinotaur: this is much more recent http://www.noobslab.com/2012/02/reset-your-forgotten-password-quickly.html
56200:53:18: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i got it originally only for the penguin tf2 item
56300:53:28: <slate> The battle wherein there were not actually any enemy planes
56400:53:34: <Brom> Randomini: what?
56500:53:50: <slate> Somehow, 5 Los Angeles residents died at the hands of enemy forces
56600:54:05: <Randomini> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solaris_%28operating_system%29
56700:54:16: <Randomini> the ultimate operating system
56800:54:22: <Randomini> never leave home without it
56900:54:23: <ProcyonLotor> no
57000:54:26: <ProcyonLotor> no it's not
57100:54:26: <Brom> .......
57200:54:30: <Brom> Just no.
57300:54:37: <DrMrTheMinotaur> xpftw
57400:54:38: <slate> Three died from car crashes, two had heart attacks from the stress of all of Los Angeles's AA batteries firing for a solid hour
57500:54:39: <DrMrTheMinotaur> ...
57600:54:42: <Tuomey> Guys
57700:54:57: <tahunu> Guy?
57800:54:58: <Tuomey> if we get into an operating system argument I will turn this chat around
57900:55:08: <DrMrTheMinotaur> Randomini, does solaris run steam?
58000:55:15: <Randomini> first lesson about me saying words, they are always sarcastic
58100:55:16: <Spidersnake> You're not my dad!
58200:55:28: tahunu exits chat
58300:55:29: <Brom> Oracle: We Write Crap.
58400:55:42: <ProcyonLotor> you kind of have to give some outside clue at sarcasm
58500:55:44: <Tuomey> I may not be your dad but I'm the one driving the banhammer
58600:55:50: tahunu ground to meat on raw interwebs moving past at 10mbps
58700:56:04: <Randomini> the outside clue is that solaris is utter crap???
58800:56:09: <slate> Tuomey: I found your post on 4chan
58900:56:11: <DrMrTheMinotaur> Brom, is you have large scale database needs they'll do okay by you
59000:56:16: <ProcyonLotor> which is why we were all so confused
59100:56:19: <slate> You can't hide from me, 2me http://puu.sh/5iBn6.png
59200:56:29: <ProcyonLotor> but we couldn't assume it was sarcasm, because a lot of people like shitty things
59300:56:50: <slate> ProcyonLotor: That was pretty clearly sarcasm
59400:56:50: <Brom> DrMrTheMinotaur: I'll give you that.
59500:56:51: <Tuomey> Slate: y'know
59600:56:54: <Tuomey> for a second there
59700:57:06: <Tuomey> I thought you actually had found my post on 4chan
59800:57:09: <Tuomey> But no
59900:57:11: <Tuomey> that's not me
60000:57:16: <tahunu> Are you sure?
60100:57:22: <ProcyonLotor> Slate: I've actually heard people argue seriously and much more stupidly for solaris, so
60200:57:23: <tahunu> :P
60300:57:38: <Brom> DrMrTheMinotaur: But there are other options. But farm management isn't my department.
60400:57:39: <tahunu> The problem with sarcasm is Poes Law
60500:57:56: <Tuomey> tahunu: If that was me I would've just insulted the french guy in french
60600:58:18: <tahunu> You can speak french?
60700:58:20: <Tuomey> Maybe asked why he couldn't accept that he was german
60800:58:28: <Randomini> after playing monaco my friends and I just shout "guarde" whenever we see a policeman
60900:58:31: <Tuomey> I can speak a oui bit, yes
61000:58:44: <DrMrTheMinotaur> Tuomey, argh
61100:58:49: <DrMrTheMinotaur> that hurts my brain
61200:58:49: tahunu sets Tuomey on fire
61300:59:15: <Tuomey> What's the matter
61400:59:17: <tahunu> I could always do with... /breaking/... my new knives in, and hey, you have a computer :)
61500:59:20: <Tuomey> can't take the pun ishment?
61600:59:40: <Brom> Personal I like a good Linux distro. Sadly Ubuntu has fallen from grace, so I'm looking for a new one.
61700:59:43: <Nighkos> So, I suppose I'll have to leave soon. Anybody else want to take a look at my SCP-2000 Draft before I go?
61801:00:02: <Nighkos> If so: http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/nighkos
61901:00:07: <DrMrTheMinotaur> brom, i bought a game that uses dx11 for some reason without checking but it runs in linux
62001:00:17: <tahunu> .ch sleep draft write game read
62101:00:18: <Nala> tahunu: draft
62201:00:19: <DrMrTheMinotaur> thats pretty much my only reason for using it
62301:00:27: <DrMrTheMinotaur> whole os for one game
62401:00:27: <slate> http://images.4chan.org/int/src/1384471714423.png
62501:00:46: <tahunu> Oh, Iron messenger. No more significant input from me, soz.
62601:00:56: <DrMrTheMinotaur> Nighkos, sure
62701:01:08: <Nighkos> tahunu: OK. Thanks for the advice you've given.
62801:01:09: <DrMrTheMinotaur> first thing
62901:01:14: <DrMrTheMinotaur> use that picture
63001:01:14: <tahunu> France is actually kind of a badass :V
63101:01:21: <DrMrTheMinotaur> france is well badass
63201:02:02: <slate> http://images.4chan.org/int/src/1384471836119.png
63301:02:02: <Nighkos> DrMrTheMinotaur: ...Were you talking to me?
63401:02:14: <Brom> DrMrTheMinotaur: So, distro of choice.
63501:02:34: <tahunu> guise
63601:02:42: <tahunu> Remember the draft that was just posted? :P
63701:02:51: tahunu flits out window
63801:02:52: <slate> http://images.4chan.org/int/src/1384471898016.png
63901:03:23: <Brom> Which tab?
64001:03:24: <tahunu> ...a /soup kettle/!? xD
64101:03:37: <DrMrTheMinotaur> yes, use that picture Nighkos
64201:03:42: <Nighkos> SCP-2000: Iron Messenger Tab.
64301:03:49: <DrMrTheMinotaur> brom, have used a single release of ubuntu
64401:03:53: <slate> tahunu: Only one shot was fired, it knocked over a soup kettle
64501:04:00: <Nighkos> DrMrTheMinotaur: Not sure if I am able to use that picture. I may not have the rights.
64601:04:05: <ProcyonLotor> I think the latest one is pretty damn nice, brom
64701:04:17: <Nighkos> I was thinking of trying to take my own picture of something, but I'm still working on that.
64801:04:19: <slate> It's all about K/D http://images.4chan.org/int/src/1384471946767.jpg
64901:04:20: <ProcyonLotor> I missed a couple, but it smoothed over some of the annoyance with getapk
65001:04:26: <Brom> ProcyonLotor: has issues with my hardware.
65101:04:39: <DrMrTheMinotaur> slate, too soon
65201:04:40: <ProcyonLotor> you get the right 32/64?
65301:04:55: <slate> DrMrTheMinotaur: http://images.4chan.org/int/src/1384471966489.jpg
65401:04:58: <DrMrTheMinotaur> Nighkos, i like it
65501:05:13: <Nighkos> DrMrTheMinotaur: Cool, thanks.
65601:05:15: <DrMrTheMinotaur> FUCK YEAH STRAYA
65701:05:22: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i mean
65801:05:32: <DrMrTheMinotaur> war is awful, stop glorifying it
65901:05:36: <DrMrTheMinotaur> ...
66001:05:39: <slate> Straya is good at keeping the casualties low http://images.4chan.org/int/src/1384472032182.jpg
66101:05:53: <Tuomey> "Tactical Australian Victory" sounds like a drink
66201:05:56: <DrMrTheMinotaur> slate, find the one for gallipoli
66301:06:10: <ProcyonLotor> Tuomey: or the most advanced sex position known to mankind
66401:06:15: <DrMrTheMinotaur> fucking dardenelles
66501:06:28: <ProcyonLotor> gallipoli campaign was WWI
66601:06:40: <slate> ProcyonLotor: So what?
66701:06:47: <slate> We're doing war in general
66801:06:53: <ProcyonLotor> fiiiine
66901:07:12: <slate> DrMrTheMinotaur: I post what's posted
67001:07:28: <DrMrTheMinotaur> fair enough
67101:07:34: <slate> http://images.4chan.org/int/src/1384472068829.png
67201:08:13: <DrMrTheMinotaur> wow
67301:08:17: <slate> I do like the hats http://images.4chan.org/int/src/1384472098499.png
67401:08:28: <DrMrTheMinotaur> "we want to have a war, but with no one big enough to totally beat us"
67501:08:55: <DrMrTheMinotaur> interesting the allies have wounded
67601:09:01: <DrMrTheMinotaur> the japanese have none
67701:09:24: <ProcyonLotor> probably isn't known or reported
67801:09:31: <UglyFlower> scp-1497
67901:09:32: <Nala> UglyFlower: Visual Perfection (rating: +7, 4 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1497
68001:09:59: <slate> http://puu.sh/5iC1M.png
68101:10:27: <Randomini> new Ruiz tale title
68201:10:31: <Randomini> "Ceci n'est pas une anomalie"
68301:10:50: <ProcyonLotor> argh
68401:10:52: <Randomini> approaching critical pretentiousness
68501:10:54: <ProcyonLotor> you already had to ruin duchamp
68601:11:00: <ProcyonLotor> do you have to do magritte as well
68701:11:08: <Anborough> pretentiousness huh
68801:11:11: <Nighkos> Alright, I guess I'm out. Later, Site 19.
68901:11:21: <slate> http://images.4chan.org/int/src/1384472226829.png
69001:11:41: <Anborough> hey, pyroclonotor, what's the most pretentious article on the site?
69101:11:45: <Tuomey> Slate: ahahaha wow
69201:11:56: <ProcyonLotor> Anborough: 1718
69301:12:01: <ProcyonLotor> then the postmodernism one
69401:12:05: <Anborough> knew that was coming.
69501:12:15: <Silber> scp-1718
69601:12:16: <ProcyonLotor> followed by randomini's two latest tales
69701:12:16: <Nala> Silber: Experimental Containment Unit (rating: +41, 12 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1718
69801:12:19: <slate> Tuomey: US and Canucks were jumpy moving through the woods
69901:12:20: <Anborough> wait, postmodernism one? isn't that every AWCY scip?
70001:12:25: <Randomini> awww yisssss
70101:12:25: <ProcyonLotor> .sea postmodernism
70201:12:26: <Nala> ProcyonLotor: Postmodernism (rating: +25, 22 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1226
70301:12:30: <Soulless> So I was at the mall today
70401:12:37: <slate> Canadian and US forces deployed at different parts of the island encountered eachother
70501:12:38: <Soulless> and my thought process was as follows:
70601:12:44: <tahunu> Casualties and losses: 10,000 rounds of ammo. Dignity xD
70701:12:44: <ProcyonLotor> those are why I wish I had extra downvotes
70801:12:50: <ProcyonLotor> like, every user gets four a year
70901:12:57: <slate> Each figured the other side was Japanese, so they fired on one another
71001:13:02: <ProcyonLotor> (not a serious proposal)
71101:13:08: <Tuomey> Slate: outstanding
71201:13:12: <tahunu> Oh 1718, blegh.
71301:13:20: <Soulless> "That's a well-dressed mannequin. Actually that's a really sexy mannequin. I'd totally have sex with that mannequin. Wait. What if a human dresed like that? Oh my god, that human would probably look like a dipshit, disgusting..."
71401:13:46: <Brom> Nice draft. Need another log. Example of it misbehaving.
71501:13:49: <Tuomey> stupid, sexy mannequin
71601:13:59: <Brom> The iron messenger.
71701:14:00: <slate> http://images.4chan.org/int/src/1384472321403.png
71801:14:05: <Soulless> Tuomey: Yeah basically
71901:14:08: <DrMrTheMinotaur> Soulless, i work at a mall, ive had those thought
72001:14:21: <Soulless> DrMrTheMinotaur: ^5
72101:14:25: <DrMrTheMinotaur> there are some reaaaallly weird mannequins too
72201:14:35: <tahunu> Sexy mannequins
72301:14:39: <tahunu> ...Okay then!
72401:14:50: <ProcyonLotor> well, no room to really say anything here
72501:14:58: <Soulless> tahunu have you seen a mannequin in a well-fitting suit and tie and hat
72601:14:59: <Tuomey> Slate: y'know they kept taking down the sniper at work sign
72701:15:05: <Soulless> they look sexy as hell
72801:15:07: <Tuomey> and it kept getting replaced
72901:15:13: <tahunu> Soulless: That would require going outside and going clothes shopping
73001:15:15: <Tuomey> so they ended up just fucking leaving it there
73101:15:25: <Soulless> tahunu: I wasn't even clothes shopping
73201:15:47: <Tuomey> I highly doubt it's still there, but I wouldn't be surprised either
73301:15:49: <Soulless> tahunu: I was buying tea from the only tea store in the area, which just my luck is in the goddamn mall
73401:15:52: <tahunu> I don't even know where the clothes shops here /are/ and I've lived here for like a year
73501:16:04: <ProcyonLotor> tahunu do you ever leave your house
73601:16:07: <ProcyonLotor> honest question
73701:16:13: <Tuomey> I could convince my friend to drive me over and check, it's not very far from here
73801:16:13: <DrMrTheMinotaur> tahunu i just go to a bigger mall and hope the menswear aren't all suits
73901:16:14: <tahunu> ProcyonLotor: That would require having a house
74001:16:19: <Anborough> procyonlotor 1226 is just slightly irritating
74101:16:30: <Soulless> DrMrTheMinotaur: but mannequins in suits look nice
74201:16:44: <DrMrTheMinotaur> Soulless, i like suits, but not all the time
74301:16:48: <DrMrTheMinotaur> jeans and a t
74401:16:52: <Randomini> what the hell
74501:16:52: <ProcyonLotor> Anborough: you don't have my all consuming AWCY rage at all times
74601:16:55: <DrMrTheMinotaur> or for proeference, nude in my house
74701:17:00: <DrMrTheMinotaur> fucking house mates ruin it
74801:17:01: <tahunu> You know
74901:17:02: <Randomini> word's set to no autocorrect dictionary
75001:17:03: <Soulless> DrMrTheMinotaur: I'm not talking about people wearing suits
75101:17:06: <DrMrTheMinotaur> swing free boys!
75201:17:10: <tahunu> Only in Site 19 could I watch this conversation
75301:17:11: <Randomini> every single word is red underlined
75401:17:13: <Soulless> I'm talking about the aesthetics of watching mannequins in suits
75501:17:14: <Randomini> there are no real words
75601:17:16: <Randomini> ahhhhhh
75701:17:17: <tahunu> And be like "Nothin out of the ordinary here"
75801:17:19: <Soulless> Because humans ins suits are kinda nasty
75901:17:21: <Anborough> ProcyonLotor I tried to write an AWCY scip at one point-it didn't survive until I removed the AWCY references
76001:17:29: <ProcyonLotor> and thank god for that
76101:17:31: <Soulless> humans ins general are kinda nasty
76201:17:32: <slate> http://images.4chan.org/int/src/1384472835317.png
76301:17:33: <Soulless> lol
76401:17:36: <Tuomey> Randomini: real words are for the man
76501:17:42: <tahunu> I'll drink to that, Soulless!
76601:17:44: <ProcyonLotor> but I've already had my awcy vent session for the week, so we'll move on
76701:17:45: tahunu sips pepsi
76801:17:47: <Soulless> ^5 tahunu
76901:17:54: <Randomini> I'm not going to spell the way THE MAN tlels em 2
77001:17:55: <DrMrTheMinotaur> what happened to the railway man?
77101:17:58: Soulless sips congee because he's eating dinner
77201:18:01: tahunu flails arm at Soulless
77301:18:02: <Anborough> strictly speaking, I find AWCY but can appreciate articles that try to employ them
77401:18:05: <Soulless> lol
77501:18:07: <Soulless> cute
77601:18:09: <Anborough> *I find AWCY annoying
77701:18:17: <Soulless> I like AWCY
77801:18:22: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i like them
77901:18:25: <tahunu> I neither like nor dislike AWCY
78001:18:25: <ProcyonLotor> are you trying to burst the hate reservior
78101:18:28: <DrMrTheMinotaur> but i like lots of stuff
78201:18:31: <tahunu> I like articles that use them well
78301:18:32: <Soulless> Now if only they had AWCY for monsters with gore and stuff
78401:18:34: <ProcyonLotor> do you guys not know what happens when it springs a leak
78501:18:34: <slate> http://images.4chan.org/int/src/1384472940376.jpg
78601:18:35: <Soulless> That'd be fun
78701:18:36: <tahunu> And dislike articles that use them badly
78801:18:43: <tahunu> Because TROPES ARE TOOLS :V
78901:18:48: <Soulless> tahunu: ur a tool
79001:18:52: <Anborough> are we going to have another good goi bad goi debate?
79101:18:53: <tahunu> (okay not because of /that/ but ykwim
79201:18:55: Soulless ZING
79301:18:55: <tahunu> NO U
79401:18:56: <slate> http://images.4chan.org/int/src/1384472869580.png
79501:19:01: tahunu ensouls Soulless
79601:19:06: <Soulless> ooh shiiii-
79701:19:11: <ProcyonLotor> Anborough: I am trying my hardest to stop it, but my will may not be strong enough
79801:19:17: <Soulless> ProcyonLotor: I'm sincerelt sorry
79901:19:26: <ProcyonLotor> nah, for your guys's sake
80001:19:28: <DrMrTheMinotaur> well whats the difference between an scpp that mentions a mysterious group, scps in a series and a full blown goi?
80101:19:42: <Anborough> volume of material and quality.
80201:19:45: <Soulless> DrMrTheMinotaur: let me sit your ass down
80301:19:48: <Soulless> And explain to you yes
80401:19:49: <Tuomey> Slate: this is what happens when you monarchy
80501:19:52: <tahunu> Clarity and how it's done
80601:19:57: <ProcyonLotor> I allow myself two "AWCY IS THE WORST THING SINCE SLICED HERPES" rant sessions a month, to avoid unduely pissing everyone else off
80701:20:00: <tahunu> Boo to the queen :V
80801:20:02: <ProcyonLotor> and I just had one recently
80901:20:14: <ZOMBIERAPTOR> Sliced herpes?
81001:20:21: <tahunu> ... :|
81101:20:21: <Anborough> ProcyonLotor I don't think stopping the debate is possible.
81201:20:33: <Anborough> wait what
81301:20:36: <Anborough> sliced herpes
81401:20:37: <DrMrTheMinotaur> ProcyonLotor, you've had three in the past week though
81501:20:40: <DrMrTheMinotaur> and i dont mind
81601:20:44: <ProcyonLotor> well, 2 small ones
81701:20:46: <ProcyonLotor> and one big one
81801:21:01: <tahunu> Doesn't a goi require... three different skips referencing it or something like that?
81901:21:11: <Anborough> three different authors I thought
82001:21:17: <Randomini> oh woops
82101:21:18: <ProcyonLotor> there's no official standard for a GoI, iirc (may be wrong)
82201:21:20: <Tuomey> I'm pretty sure that's canons
82301:21:21: <Anborough> maybe it's just 2 or more
82401:21:22: <DrMrTheMinotaur> theres a real definition for a goi?
82501:21:26: <Soulless> DrMrTheMinotaur: SCPs in a series are SCPs that are related for whatever reason, they may be caused by each other, or in a relationship like an anomalous boyfriend and an anomalous girlfriend, think like a family. A mysterious group is mentioned by like one author for their specific SCPs, like a landlord. A full blown GoI are like the corporation that owns your house and half the houses...
82601:21:27: <Soulless> ...down the street. For the GoI, SCPs are a dime a dozen, and they're all treating SCPs for their own personal purposes
82701:21:28: <Randomini> turns out I'd set autocorrect to french
82801:21:34: <ProcyonLotor> it's like obscenity- we know it when we see it
82901:21:42: <slate> http://images.4chan.org/int/src/1384473209292.png
83001:21:46: <Silber> well, that's an in-universe answer
83101:21:52: <Soulless> DrMrTheMinotaur: Does that make sense?
83201:21:54: <DrMrTheMinotaur> Soulless, you took that a little more literally than i meant it
83301:21:55: <Anborough> is sliced herpes obscenity?
83401:21:57: <tahunu> Soulless: Like Able and Cain used to be? :P
83501:22:02: <Silber> although I don't think it's that accurate
83601:22:04: <Silber> I mean
83701:22:07: <tahunu> Regarding the in series thing :P
83801:22:15: <Soulless> tahunu: lol
83901:22:23: <Silber> The Fifthists were just as big a church when they were a mysterious group as when they became a GOI
84001:22:26: <Soulless> DrMrTheMinotaur: I will take everything super literally
84101:22:33: <ZOMBIERAPTOR> Slate, what?
84201:22:40: <Silber> it was just a matter of other people using them
84301:23:08: <slate> http://images.4chan.org/int/src/1384473277628.png
84401:23:09: <DrMrTheMinotaur> the point i was trying to make there was that it's just a matter of enough people going "this is kind of cool" to make a goi
84501:23:10: <Soulless> DrMrTheMinotaur: I take everything you say super literally, and them all my SCPs are nightmarish abstract metaphors for the sinner sicknesses of the human soul
84601:23:11: Soulless nod
84701:23:19: <tahunu> Wow
84801:23:24: <Soulless> I make the most sense ever
84901:23:34: <tahunu> So
85001:23:34: <DrMrTheMinotaur> lol Slate
85101:23:37: <tahunu> Can you rectangulate?
85201:23:46: <slate> Soulless listens to a lot of a Linkin Park and paints his fingernails black
85301:23:51: <Soulless> Slate: lol
85401:23:53: <slate> That's all I got out of that
85501:23:57: <Soulless> Slate: Man I wish I just sleep too much
85601:24:07: <slate> I don't sleep enough
85701:24:15: <Soulless> Well I say I don't sleep enough too
85801:24:23: <Soulless> But what I mean by that is "I'm not asleep forever, fuck"
85901:24:24: <slate> I thought I would get 3 hours of sleep the other day
86001:24:26: <tahunu> Insomniacs about? :P
86101:24:27: <slate> Only fit in 2
86201:24:31: <Soulless> Slate: I'm sorry
86301:24:35: <slate> That day was shit
86401:24:36: <tahunu> ...abound.
86501:24:37: <Soulless> Sleep more, your dreams are waiting
86601:24:39: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i spent 5 years getting 3-5 hours a night
86701:24:43: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i was a mess
86801:24:45: <Soulless> They want your presence
86901:24:47: <Soulless> They love you!
87001:24:49: <slate> I don't dream often, only rarely
87101:24:55: <tahunu> Ditto
87201:24:56: <ProcyonLotor> I don't need much sleep
87301:24:57: <DrMrTheMinotaur> Slate, same
87401:25:02: <ProcyonLotor> I get by comfortably on like 5 hours
87501:25:06: <tahunu> Although that may be caused by my method of sleeping
87601:25:08: <Soulless> DrMrTheMinotaur: if I can sleep as long as I find normal for me,it's a good 9-12 hours a day
87701:25:11: <DrMrTheMinotaur> ProcyonLotor, wait until you get past 26
87801:25:17: <slate> The ones I do have are very odd though
87901:25:24: <Soulless> When I'm feeling particularly lethargic
88001:25:25: <tahunu> i.e. wait until literally cannot stay awake any more, fall into bed
88101:25:31: <Soulless> It tips up to 14+ hours a day
88201:25:50: <Soulless> If I had it my way I'd be sleeping 20 hours a day
88301:25:51: <DrMrTheMinotaur> well recently i started SSRI's and i think it's messing with me a little
88401:26:02: <Silber> my dog is tricking me
88501:26:06: <tahunu> Wow
88601:26:11: <tahunu> Such trickery
88701:26:14: <Silber> she got up and ran to the door, like she wanted to go outside
88801:26:18: <DrMrTheMinotaur> sleep patterns all fucked
88901:26:22: <Spidersnake> Eternal sleep is best sleep
89001:26:25: <Silber> then I followed her, to allow her exit
89101:26:28: <Soulless> Spidersnake: yes
89201:26:29: <Tuomey> and when you turned around she had your credit card?
89301:26:31: <Soulless> Spidersnake: exactly
89401:26:32: <Roget> .tale clusterfREDACTED
89501:26:33: <Nala> Roget: http://www.scp-wiki.net/clusterfredacted - ClusterfREDACTED by yellowdrakex (rating: +83, 8 revisions)
89601:26:34: <Roget> Cain
89701:26:35: <Silber> then then hopped onto my seat on the couch
89801:26:37: <Roget> guh
89901:26:38: <DrMrTheMinotaur> Spidersnake, are you 15?
90001:26:39: <Pendragon> .lc
90101:26:39: <Nala> Pendragon: The last 3 pages created were: 1. SCP-1497 (Visual Perfection) created by TwistedGears (1 h 35 m 16 s ago), 2. SCP-1873 (What's in the box?) created by SpannerTheOdd (2 h 27 m 42 s ago) and 3. SCP-1531 (Perfect Lie Detector) created by thefran (7 h 22 m 16 s ago).
90201:26:40: <Silber> *then she
90301:26:44: <DrMrTheMinotaur> ahahahaha
90401:26:47: <Pendragon> .sm 1
90501:26:48: <Nala> Pendragon: Visual Perfection (rating: +7, 4 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1497
90601:26:51: <DrMrTheMinotaur> silber, my dog used to do that
90701:27:10: <Spidersnake> DrMrTheMinotaur: Nah, only 7
90801:27:24: <DrMrTheMinotaur> 7 is too young for that kind of nihilism
90901:27:32: <DrMrTheMinotaur> go outside and play motherfucker
91001:27:35: <tahunu> Determinism is best nihilism
91101:27:44: <Spidersnake> *I am not actually 7 please don't ban me
91201:27:54: <Soulless> Spidersnake: How old are you actually?
91301:27:56: <slate> http://images.4chan.org/int/src/1384473461208.png
91401:28:03: <tahunu> Oh hey determinism is an actual thing
91501:28:10: <DrMrTheMinotaur> tahunu, in a strict sense it's not
91601:28:11: <Soulless> Slate: pl0x to doing more than post 4chan linx
91701:28:16: <tahunu> .w determinism
91801:28:17: <Nala> tahunu: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Determinism (Determinism - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia) Determinism is a philosophical position stating that for everything that happens there are conditions such that, given those conditions, nothing else could happen  ...
91901:28:18: <DrMrTheMinotaur> not nihilism at all
92001:28:26: <slate> Like what, Soulless
92101:28:27: <Spidersnake> 18, old enough?
92201:28:27: <tahunu> It's just not what I was thinking of :P
92301:28:31: <Soulless> Spidersnake: ok
92401:28:34: <DrMrTheMinotaur> ah
92501:28:40: <Soulless> Slate: Idunno bro
92601:28:41: <tahunu> Soulless: Have you heard of Strike Legion?
92701:28:45: <Soulless> tahunu: no
92801:28:48: <ProcyonLotor> determinism really isn't nihilism
92901:28:52: <Soulless> ^
93001:28:55: <Soulless> What the racoon said
93101:29:08: <DrMrTheMinotaur> tahunu, if you want to learn more, i suggest teh stamford encyclopedia of philosophy
93201:29:12: <DrMrTheMinotaur> its a great webite
93301:29:14: <slate> I'm sick, I have nothing to do but slip into periodic periods of unconsciousness and look at war stats
93401:29:19: <ProcyonLotor> speaking as a nihilist/absurdist, I pretty much finger my nose at determinism
93501:29:29: <DrMrTheMinotaur> Slate, are you forgetting "masturbate"?
93601:29:34: <DrMrTheMinotaur> or are you that sick?
93701:29:41: <Soulless> Slate: I was sick last night
93801:29:42: <Spidersnake> Hypothetical situation: 4 aliens attack a containment site, but they never show up again for 20 years. Does the attack count as a Extranormal Event?
93901:29:43: <ProcyonLotor> >implying he is not masturbating to war stats
94001:29:45: <tahunu> Two things: First off, that was a joke, second off, I googled determinism after I said it and discovered it was something that is actually a thing but isn't what I thought it would be :|
94101:29:45: <Silber> I'm pretty sure we live in a deterministic universe
94201:29:52: <Tuomey> DrMrTheMinotaur: if you saw what he masturbates to, you'd /know/ he's that sick
94301:29:55: <Soulless> Slate: Just go back to sleep, your dreams await
94401:29:55: <Silber> I believe in causality
94501:29:57: <slate> DrMrTheMinotaur: I already said I'm looking at war stats
94601:30:00: <Soulless> Tuomey: zing
94701:30:01: <DrMrTheMinotaur> ahaha
94801:30:06: <tahunu> Spidersnake: "never show up again for 20 years"
94901:30:11: <tahunu> LOGICAL PARADOX
95001:30:11: <DrMrTheMinotaur> no, there's too sick to masturbate
95101:30:14: <DrMrTheMinotaur> thats a sad kind of sick
95201:30:15: <Silber> I don't know what y'all believe as an alternative to causality
95301:30:38: <Spidersnake> You know what I meant dangnabit
95401:30:41: <DrMrTheMinotaur> silber, im an metaphysical realist
95501:30:42: <slate> If you're not an optimistic realist, you're essentially a communist
95601:30:45: <DrMrTheMinotaur> which puts me in a minority
95701:30:57: <tahunu> Silber: There are things that aren't deterministic, i.e. decays and such
95801:31:07: <ProcyonLotor> I'd assume nihilism would go better with anarchy
95901:31:09: <Spidersnake> Screw it, ill just write it in.
96001:31:33: <DrMrTheMinotaur> the problem with determinism is that it's almost an appeal to the supernatural
96101:31:37: <DrMrTheMinotaur> and in many ways it is
96201:31:51: <DrMrTheMinotaur> you can get around it, but it takes a bit of explaining
96301:32:10: <Silber> I think free will is an appeal to the supernatural
96401:32:14: <ProcyonLotor> eh, absence of free will can explain it
96501:32:21: <tahunu> Seconding silber there :P
96601:32:22: <Randomini> I'm a mathematician
96701:32:25: <Nala> Scanworks: cat plays theremin by harlemtwerk (37 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXn4_JkVFVo - published Sat Sep 14, 2013 - 4.79/5.00 (2660.0, +2522/-138), 427,975 views
96801:32:25: <Scanworks> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXn4_JkVFVo i died
96901:32:26: <Randomini> all is number
97001:32:42: <DrMrTheMinotaur> okay, so im going to walk away
97101:32:43: <Silber> Free will is a supernatural quality without any real empirical basis that I know of, like the soul
97201:32:47: <DrMrTheMinotaur> before i stab you Randomini
97301:32:49: <DrMrTheMinotaur> so hard
97401:33:00: <Randomini> no, I can defend this, that's not sarcasm
97501:33:01: <tahunu> Soulless: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/TabletopGame/StrikeLegion
97601:33:02: <ProcyonLotor> eh, not necessarily supernatural
97701:33:07: <Randomini> physics reduces to mathematics
97801:33:27: <Randomini> there's a 1:1 correspondence with our reality and a mathematical model of it
97901:33:36: <tahunu> Randomini: http://xkcd.com/435/
98001:33:43: <DrMrTheMinotaur> well there are german neuroscientists who think that free will is an illusion and that you will always react in the same way to the exact sent of circumstance
98101:33:45: <Soulless> tahunu: why are you showing me this
98201:33:52: <tahunu> Soulless: Because it is /amazing/
98301:33:57: <ProcyonLotor> there would also be a 1:1 correspondence with our universe and a really long essay detailing everything that ever happened
98401:34:01: <Silber> doesn't Godel's Incompleteness Theorem mean that no mathematical model can ever completely describe reality
98501:34:01: <tahunu> ...ly ridiculous :P
98601:34:04: <ProcyonLotor> doesn't mean diddly squat
98701:34:10: <Pendragon> .sm 2
98801:34:11: <Nala> Pendragon: What's in the box? (rating: -1, 3 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1873
98901:34:12: <ProcyonLotor> silber speaks the truth
99001:34:13: <Randomini> free will isn't an illusion, you just always freely choose the same decision
99101:34:22: <Soulless> DrMrTheMinotaur: I would disagree with this line of thought simply because humans have gone through amazing transformations of personality with effort and time
99201:34:39: <DrMrTheMinotaur> but is everything is reduced to math there is no such thing as love or beauty, which i dislike
99301:34:40: <Randomini> Silber, Godel's Incompleteness Theorem is only for finite rulesets
99401:34:50: <Randomini> doesn't apply to infinitely-sized rulesets
99501:34:51: <Silber> Soulless: effort and time to change the circumstances
99601:35:09: <Soulless> Silber: point taken
99701:35:11: <ProcyonLotor> people always get depressed when I say this, but love really is just literally brain chemistry and electrical signals
99801:35:17: <DrMrTheMinotaur> besides, determinism a lot of the time mean they are removing random chance at all
99901:35:21: <tahunu> On this note
100001:35:25: <tahunu> GO REED BLINDSIGHT
100101:35:32: <Silber> I think that if the universe was replicated nine times, each totally identical to the first, each of the ten Silbers would make the same choices
100201:35:37: <Pendragon> Earth mother
100301:35:41: <Silber> because they would have the same variables influencing them
100401:35:41: <Pendragon> .s Gaia
100501:35:42: <Nala> Pendragon: SCP-1100 (Gaia's Blood), SCP-992 (Gaia's Emissary).
100601:35:43: <Soulless> ProcyonLotor: My dad used to tell me "what does it mean to love? when it's useful to you. If you love someone, you're using them"
100701:35:46: <Pendragon> .sm 1
100801:35:47: <Nala> Pendragon: Gaia's Blood (rating: +67, 4 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1100
100901:35:49: <DrMrTheMinotaur> the thing is, when you have a philosophical debate you have to be super careful defining everything beforehand
101001:35:51: <Soulless> ProcyonLotor: He kinda has a point
101101:36:00: <ProcyonLotor> eh, I just think it's the brain trying to make you make babies
101201:36:10: <ProcyonLotor> it's not cynical if you just accept it
101301:36:16: <Soulless> lol
101401:36:24: <Silber> there's nothing cynical about describing emotion in clinical term
101501:36:27: <Silber> s
101601:36:28: <Soulless> If that's my brain trying to make me have children
101701:36:30: <Soulless> Then
101801:36:30: <DrMrTheMinotaur> because in a messy discussion like this we all have slightly different definitions of these words
101901:36:36: <Soulless> My brain's broken as fuck and back lol
102001:36:39: <Silber> if you explain what a flower is made of, you aren't denying its beauty
102101:36:41: <ProcyonLotor> Soulless: well, doesn't always work, obviously
102201:36:44: <Randomini> love is no less real than anything else, just because it's your brain doesn't mean it's not a part of reality
102301:36:47: <Silber> you're just examining it closely and realistically
102401:36:55: <Soulless> ProcyonLotor: lol
102501:37:13: <ProcyonLotor> like, until talking-animal people come along I'm in the same boat as you
102601:37:20: <DrMrTheMinotaur> well there are dudes that postulate there is no truth
102701:37:24: <tahunu> To quote the r-selectors
102801:37:28: <DrMrTheMinotaur> fuck those guys
102901:37:29: <Silber> if someone said "there's no way a flower is just plant cells, there's so much more to it", they would be silly
103001:37:37: <tahunu> (A fictional band from a work of fiction)
103101:37:41: <tahunu> "My genes done gone and tricked my brain/By making fucking feel so great/That's how the little creeps attain/Their plan to fuckin' replicate/But brain's got tricks itself, you see/To get the bang but not the bite/I got this here vasectomy/My genes can fuck themselves tonight."
103201:37:47: <Soulless> ^5 ProcyonLotor
103301:37:48: <ProcyonLotor> Silber: but there are a lot of people who think that
103401:37:49: <ProcyonLotor> ^5
103501:38:01: <Soulless> DrMrTheMinotaur: I believe that truth is ultimately a flexibility
103601:38:10: <DrMrTheMinotaur> and they're not wrong in some senses about that flower
103701:38:17: <DrMrTheMinotaur> on one level yes it is plant cells
103801:38:19: <Pendragon> Do we already have a monster in the closet
103901:38:23: <DrMrTheMinotaur> and on the other level it's a symbol
104001:38:23: <Soulless> DrMrTheMinotaur: A christian will see God as true, but that doesn't mean that it's true for everyone, etc.
104101:38:32: <Silber> truth is partially subjective
104201:38:32: <ProcyonLotor> my outlook on life is "there's no point, but there's no point in having a point". I view that as absolutely neutral, but many people find that depressing as hell.
104301:38:37: <tahunu> Soulless: Omniquantism!
104401:38:41: <DrMrTheMinotaur> no, as in there is no objective truth at all, that we can never have knowledge
104501:38:44: <Soulless> tahunu: what?
104601:38:51: <tahunu> http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff1400/fc01386.htm
104701:38:53: <Scanworks> I just try not to dwell on it and things are a lot easier for me when I ignore the problem
104801:38:58: <DrMrTheMinotaur> ^^
104901:39:18: <Silber> objective truth is totally inaccessible to us, though
105001:39:23: <Soulless> DrMrTheMinotaur: I believe that if there is an objective truth, it's not possible for us as humans to see it, therefore it doesn't matter
105101:39:24: <ProcyonLotor> Camus's philosophical suicide
105201:39:26: <Randomini> the thing is, definitions are objectively true
105301:39:29: <tahunu> "If god is omnipotent and all thigns are possible, then it is possible that all religions are true simultaneously"
105401:39:45: <Randomini> if you define something, it is that definition, that's how definitions work
105501:39:54: <Pendragon> Okay, that's what I'm gonna do
105601:40:01: <Pendragon> "Monster in the Closet"
105701:40:03: <Randomini> so saying there's no such thing as absolute truth seems silly to me
105801:40:11: <ProcyonLotor> well, that's not objective
105901:40:15: <tahunu> Is the sky the same colour as the grass?
106001:40:16: <ProcyonLotor> that is subjective
106101:40:17: <Soulless> Randomini: But we're defining things to specific situations that are subjective to us, that we all agree upon
106201:40:23: <DrMrTheMinotaur> im going to try and find this theory
106301:40:28: <Soulless> That doesn't mean it's objective
106401:40:28: <DrMrTheMinotaur> cant remember the name
106501:40:33: <Soulless> That just meanswe all happen to agree on it
106601:40:33: <DrMrTheMinotaur> im certainly not arguing for it
106701:40:35: <Spidersnake> Pendragon: Homosexual SCP. Fund it
106801:40:44: <Soulless> Spidersnake: Can
106901:40:46: <Randomini> Soulless: objectively, that definition has been made
107001:40:46: <Soulless> Ok
107101:40:53: <Soulless> Let me try to say this ncely
107201:40:58: <DrMrTheMinotaur> oh Randomini, you'll know these guys!
107301:41:05: <Soulless> Can we not have homosexuality as an anomalous defining trait
107401:41:06: <DrMrTheMinotaur> they're the same people that say math isn't real
107501:41:08: <Soulless> to any skip
107601:41:14: <Soulless> Like that says /way too much/ about homosexuality
107701:41:18: <Pendragon> Gayyyyyy
107801:41:19: <Randomini> hahaha they sound like fucking idiots
107901:41:23: <Soulless> That I don't think /anyone/ wants to talk aout
108001:41:25: <Pendragon> We already have a gay guy
108101:41:25: <Spidersnake> Oh Jeez no that was not what I was implying
108201:41:28: <Pendragon> Happy, but gay
108301:41:31: <DrMrTheMinotaur> and purely a human construct that we use to make sense of the universe, but it has no real basis on reality
108401:41:31: <Soulless> Like jesus fuck Spidersnake
108501:41:35: <Soulless> Jesus *fuck*
108601:41:41: <Randomini> SCP-145-EX: Sexual Deviance
108701:41:48: <tahunu> :|
108801:41:50: <ProcyonLotor> guys
108901:41:53: <Pendragon> .s Gayest Man Alive
109001:41:53: <tahunu> I'm just gonna...
109101:41:54: <Nala> Pendragon: The Gayest Man Alive (rating: +78, 20 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-230
109201:41:57: tahunu slips out window
109301:42:03: <ProcyonLotor> not an op but this is a terrible goddamn line of conversation
109401:42:05: <Spidersnake> Oh gosh no the anomalous trait wasn't homosexuality
109501:42:06: <slate> .s gay bomb
109601:42:07: <Nala> Slate: Gay Bomb (rating: -2, 13 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-252-arc
109701:42:13: <Wogglebug> I am an op.
109801:42:20: <Soulless> Yeh we can change this
109901:42:23: <Soulless> To something else
110001:42:27: <tahunu> Such as
110101:42:30: <slate> You know what's crazy
110201:42:30: <tahunu> Uh... CATS
110301:42:33: <Wogglebug> /Literally anything/
110401:42:44: <slate> After all these years, the U.S. has finally won the Vietnam War
110501:42:46: <slate> http://images.4chan.org/int/src/1384475920077.jpg
110601:42:50: <slate> Checkmate
110701:43:00: <Spidersnake> God bless
110801:43:02: <Spidersnake> murica
110901:43:05: <DrMrTheMinotaur> but they sell pho
111001:43:09: <tahunu> You know
111101:43:12: <slate> Pho is fucking delicious
111201:43:16: <Xiao> That might not have been a better line of conversation to go down.
111301:43:17: <DrMrTheMinotaur> they've corrupted your idol
111401:43:20: <Xiao> And, yes, Slate has it right.
111501:43:20: <tahunu> I knew a guy whos last name was "McDonald"
111601:43:23: <tahunu> Several, actually
111701:43:49: <DrMrTheMinotaur> I knew a roland MacDonald. He now goes buy orlando
111801:44:24: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i also knew syrian kid called Gregory Gregory
111901:44:26: <Soulless> lol
112001:44:31: <DrMrTheMinotaur> why would you do that to a kid?
112101:44:33: <ProcyonLotor> I know a Jacob Jacobs
112201:44:35: <tahunu> ...what is this. http://adsoftheworld.com/sites/default/files/images/baby-ronald.jpg
112301:44:41: <Soulless> I don't kow any fun names
112401:44:43: Soulless shrug
112501:44:46: <tahunu> ProcyonLotor: That would be weird.
112601:44:53: <DrMrTheMinotaur> tahunu, thats awful
112701:44:56: <DrMrTheMinotaur> oh god
112801:44:59: <tahunu> I know someone who has a weird welsh name
112901:45:02: <DrMrTheMinotaur> its stuck in my retina
113001:45:03: <Soulless> My neck is killing me thoough
113101:45:04: <Randomini> tahunu whaaaaaaaaat
113201:45:06: <tahunu> Nobody she knows can pronounce it
113301:45:10: <tahunu> ANd neither can she.
113401:45:11: <DrMrTheMinotaur> llanwellyn?
113501:45:22: <Randomini> I know an Aeowyn
113601:45:22: <ProcyonLotor> I know a Vaibhav, pronounced Vey-bo
113701:45:36: <DrMrTheMinotaur> siobhan
113801:45:46: <ZOMBIERAPTOR> I know a Liberty.
113901:45:48: <Silber> all my friends have boring WASP names
114001:45:50: <tahunu> Dunno, only know her from circsoc, and usually I'm more focused on not fuckin up and smackin myself in the face with something than how to spell a name :P
114101:46:14: <ProcyonLotor> who shot liberty valance
114201:46:17: <ProcyonLotor> who was it
114301:46:21: <Silber> jon, richard, other jon
114401:46:21: <DrMrTheMinotaur> holly valance
114501:46:25: <DrMrTheMinotaur> jack palance
114601:46:39: <DrMrTheMinotaur> ants in pants
114701:47:20: <tahunu> How's this
114801:47:38: <tahunu> The fourth most popular name in england and wales in 2010 and 2011 was
114901:47:40: <tahunu> Alfie.
115001:48:02: <ProcyonLotor> they did it for alfie
115101:48:21: <tahunu> I jsut...
115201:48:28: <tahunu> Who would name their kid /Alfie/?
115301:48:50: <DrMrTheMinotaur> not even alfred
115401:48:52: <ZOMBIERAPTOR> The same people that name them Liberty or Loquacious? :p
115501:48:52: <tahunu> It went down to 7th most popular in 2012.
115601:48:52: <DrMrTheMinotaur> jesus
115701:49:01: <Puppier> Alfie?
115801:49:06: <tahunu> Alfie.
115901:49:06: <DrMrTheMinotaur> .y east west college bowl
116001:49:08: <Nala> DrMrTheMinotaur: Key & Peele: East/West College Bowl by Comedy Central (3 m 32 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gODZzSOelss - published Thu Sep 20, 2012 - 4.89/5.00 (90567.0, +87966/-2601), 19,632,440 views
116101:49:08: <Puppier> That's a popular name?
116201:49:17: <DrMrTheMinotaur> ZombieRaptor, watch that
116301:49:18: <tahunu> Yep
116401:49:31: <tahunu> It is the fourth most popular name for babies in 2010-2011.
116501:49:47: <tahunu> In England and Wales.
116601:49:50: <DrMrTheMinotaur> Le-a
116701:49:53: <DrMrTheMinotaur> ledasha
116801:50:06: <tahunu> "Isla"
116901:50:10: <tahunu> Now that's a weird name
117001:50:12: <Andariel> omffffg
117101:50:19: <Andariel> why can't I change th colors on mIRC
117201:50:29: <DrMrTheMinotaur> Andariel, you mean default colours?
117301:50:30: <Soulless> I'm pretty sure my pillows are flat
117401:50:32: <Soulless> '^'
117501:50:33: <tahunu> Harry is (to no great surprise) up at the top
117601:50:34: <ZOMBIERAPTOR> "D'squarius" what...
117701:50:35: Soulless cry
117801:50:40: <DrMrTheMinotaur> this chan dont supper ctrl k
117901:50:43: <DrMrTheMinotaur> support
118001:50:45: <ZOMBIERAPTOR> What kind of name is D'squarius
118101:50:54: <tahunu> Soulless: oh noooooooooo
118201:51:02: <Huitzil> an awesome one
118301:51:06: <DrMrTheMinotaur> d'squaris dee squarington. the third
118401:51:08: <Andariel> just changed it
118501:51:13: <Andariel> fuckin white everywhere
118601:51:19: <tahunu> I'd lend ya mind since I barely use it, buuuut bit of a package journey thar :P
118701:51:33: <Huitzil> did you see there's a sequel to that bit? it has A. A. Ron Balakay
118801:51:57: <DrMrTheMinotaur> no
118901:52:01: <Soulless> tahunu: It's depressing because waking up sucks
119001:52:02: <DrMrTheMinotaur> theres a college bowl 2?
119101:52:20: <ZOMBIERAPTOR> "Jauaris Jamar Jauridon Lamar"
119201:52:22: <ZOMBIERAPTOR> Hehe
119301:52:30: <tahunu> Lamar?
119401:52:31: <ZOMBIERAPTOR> Jaurison*
119501:52:37: <tahunu> Get down from there, Lamar!
119601:52:49: <HexiHamaski> debeaked headcrabs are cute
119701:53:03: <tahunu> Hehe
119801:53:35: <tahunu> .y lamar the red nosed headcrab
119901:53:37: <Nala> tahunu: Lamar the Red Nosed Headcrab by TurnipBlog (2 m 34 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnHLfoU1K4k - published Thu Nov 25, 2010 - 5.00/5.00 (5.0, +5/-0), 775 views
120001:53:40: <Spidersnake> Can anyone help me find that SCP that is a camera that views certain people to be alien demons?
120101:53:50: <Andariel> .y sheeeeeit
120201:53:51: <Nala> Andariel: Clay Davis of The Wire "Sheeeeeeeit" by TheWired100 (56 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70eU840lc38 - published Sat Jul 24, 2010 - 4.96/5.00 (6254.0, +6198/-56), 1,011,207 views
120301:53:57: <tahunu> .y FATHERRRRR
120401:53:58: <Nala> tahunu: Douglas Reynholm - FATHERRRRR by TheCockneysparra (57 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsaIp78kJCA - published Wed Jul 7, 2010 - 4.90/5.00 (168.0, +164/-4), 26,779 views
120501:55:00: <Huitzil> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT1nGjGM2p8
120601:55:01: <Nala> Huitzil: East/West College Bowl 2: Key & Peele by Comedy Central (4 m 37 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT1nGjGM2p8 - published Fri Sep 13, 2013 - 4.70/5.00 (40079.0, +37049/-3030), 7,807,986 views
120701:55:16: <Huitzil> Fudge.
120801:55:44: <tahunu> "UNHAND ME, PRIEST!"
120901:55:45: <Spidersnake> Nevermind, I found it by myself.
121001:56:29: <DrMrTheMinotaur> yesss
121101:56:36: <DrMrTheMinotaur> Huitzil, <3 5eva
121201:56:43: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i cry evry tiem
121301:57:23: <DrMrTheMinotaur> ahahaha fuuudge
121401:57:28: <tahunu> .y street countdown
121501:57:29: <Nala> tahunu: Street countdown by Robert Ellis (3 m 56 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYj1Gb3qQc0 - published Wed Nov 23, 2011 - 4.82/5.00 (90.0, +86/-4), 26,483 views
121601:57:47: <DrMrTheMinotaur> d'pez poopsie
121701:57:51: <Huitzil> "Harvard University... DeVry University."
121801:58:25: <tahunu> DeVry?
121901:58:26: <Andariel> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xiL95jR44E
122001:58:27: <Nala> Andariel: The Wire - Colored Lady by LTmattYT (51 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xiL95jR44E - published Mon Mar 15, 2010 - 4.96/5.00 (282.0, +279/-3), 105,490 views
122101:59:25: <tahunu> Unrelated: Chess or checkers. Brilliant. BRILLIANT! :D
122201:59:42: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i like checkers more
122302:00:10: <Nala> tahunu: http://www.rifters.com/real/STARFISH.htm (Starfish by Peter Watts) Starfish. Prelude: Ceratius. Benthos. Duet. Constrictor. A Niche. Housecleaning. Rome. Neotenous. Elevator Boy. Crush. Autoclave. Waterbed. Doppelg‰nger.
122402:00:10: <tahunu> .g rifters starfish
122502:00:11: <Pendragon> A question
122602:00:13: <DrMrTheMinotaur> the only wan i can win chess is to talk myself up against really good people and confuse them
122702:00:13: <tahunu> reed that
122802:00:32: <UglyFlower> dunt tel me wat 2 red
122902:00:36: <Pendragon> For the monsters in the closet should they be from the future or from paralell realities
123002:00:45: <tahunu> I'LL TELL YOU WANT TO READ WHEN I WANT TO
123102:00:50: <tahunu> And you /will/ read!
123202:01:03: <DrMrTheMinotaur> Pendragon, the real monster is humans
123302:01:09: <UglyFlower> okay :'|
123402:01:14: <Pendragon> Mutated humans?
123502:01:18: <Pendragon> I like that.
123602:01:19: <tahunu> .g maelstrom
123702:01:20: <Nala> tahunu: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maelstrom (Maelstrom - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia) A maelstrom is a very powerful whirlpool; a large, swirling body of water. A free vortex, it has considerable downdraft. The power of tidal whirlpools tends to be ...
123802:01:24: <tahunu> .g maelstrom rifters
123902:01:25: <Nala> tahunu: http://www.rifters.com/real/MAELSTROM.htm (Maelstrom by Peter Watts) "The flehemoth meme got into Maelstrom," the gel-jockey continued. "Actually it's been in the net for some time, although it only reallyóimpactedóthrough that ...
124002:01:54: <tahunu> .g βehemoth
124102:01:55: <Nala> tahunu: http://www.rifters.com/real/Behemoth.htm (Behemoth by Peter Watts) flehemoth. Peter Watts. cover art by Bruce Jensen. Originally published by Tor Books. fl-Max: July 2004, ISBN: 0765307219. Seppuku: December 2004, ISBN: ...
124202:01:58: <DrMrTheMinotaur> .g maelstrom marvel
124302:01:59: <Nala> DrMrTheMinotaur: http://marvel.com/universe/Maelstrom (Maelstrom - Marvel Universe Wiki: The definitive online source for ...) Maelstrom is the son of Phaedar, a member of the sub-species race of humanity known as the Inhumans. Phaedar was a geneticist in Attilan, but his cloning ...
124402:02:01: <tahunu> Then read those two.
124502:02:17: <tahunu> Stafish, Maelstrom, βehemoth. Rifters trilogy
124602:02:19: tahunu fans out
124702:02:27: <tahunu> (It's a pun)
124802:02:35: <Pendragon> NNNNO.
124902:02:38: <DrMrTheMinotaur> what up with e blackbox instead of b?
125002:02:49: <tahunu> ...That's a beta. Not a blackbox.
125102:02:58: <Pendragon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFtcLJVN8yg
125202:02:59: <Nala> Pendragon: READ NIGGA READ by y0drake (7 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFtcLJVN8yg - published Tue Mar 13, 2012 - 5.00/5.00 (186.0, +186/-0), 19,011 views
125302:02:59: <DrMrTheMinotaur> not showing up in my fonts
125402:03:09: <tahunu> It's a reference to something that I cannot divulge without COLOSSAL SPOILERS
125502:03:19: <UglyFlower> boondocks
125602:03:20: <UglyFlower> good times
125702:03:28: <Pendragon> That's tahu right now
125802:03:34: <DrMrTheMinotaur> lol that film
125902:03:36: <Pendragon> And the other guy is me
126002:03:47: <tahunu> If you like hard scifi
126102:03:53: <tahunu> Then you must read, in order:
126202:03:57: <DrMrTheMinotaur> aw, boondocks, not boondocks saints
126302:04:05: <tahunu> Starfish, maelstrom, βehemoth, and blindsight
126402:04:14: <tahunu> Wait, no
126502:04:16: <tahunu> Blindsight first
126602:04:18: <Andariel> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrfCixsd2N8
126702:04:19: <Nala> Andariel: Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit by linguica (41 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrfCixsd2N8 - published Wed Sep 20, 2006 - 4.92/5.00 (5124.0, +5018/-106), 924,221 views
126802:04:25: <tahunu> Rifters to cheer ya up afterwards
126902:04:33: <DrMrTheMinotaur> tahunu, you read any of the mile vorkosigan books?
127002:04:48: <DrMrTheMinotaur> miles
127102:04:58: <tahunu> Blindsight starts dark and ends at something darker than pitch black, rifters starts dark, gets to about black, goes through pitch black and ends up a bit lighter than it started :P
127202:05:02: <Voct> DrMrTheMinotaur - by the way, have you seen the unused prologue for _Diplomatic Immunity_ ?
127302:05:26: <DrMrTheMinotaur> no
127402:05:30: <DrMrTheMinotaur> which one is that?
127502:05:31: <tahunu> (Peter Watts is not the most upliftiingly feelsy of writers)
127602:05:45: <DrMrTheMinotaur> theres so many i forget them by name
127702:05:45: <Voct> DrMrTheMinotaur - Lois wrote a prologue from the viewpoint of the Jacksonian fish dude, but decided not to use it in the book because it would spoil the revelation that there was a Jacksonian fish dude
127802:05:52: <DrMrTheMinotaur> ahh
127902:06:23: <DrMrTheMinotaur> isn't he the villain?
128002:06:35: <DrMrTheMinotaur> its the one on the quaddie station, yeah?
128102:06:42: <Voct> DrMrTheMinotaur - a) debatabale, b) yes
128202:06:43: <Voct> http://librarium.narod.ru/bujold/prologue.txt
128302:06:57: <DrMrTheMinotaur> oooh
128402:07:00: <DrMrTheMinotaur> nice
128502:07:11: <DrMrTheMinotaur> oh and finally 1506 has been updated
128602:07:27: <Voct> oh, and before 'Cryoburn' came out, she wrote a little story in which Miles talks to Lois
128702:07:37: <Voct> and Miles starts to realize how she controls his universe
128802:07:49: <DrMrTheMinotaur> "why did you make my life a fucking misery woman?"
128902:07:50: <Voct> "so, Miles, how are your kids doing?" ".... YOU STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM THEM!"
129002:08:08: <DrMrTheMinotaur> ive never seen that
129102:09:20: <Pendragon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McRgkE_vgjU
129202:09:22: <Nala> Pendragon: Chiddy Bang - Opposite of Adults by parlophone (3 m 15 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McRgkE_vgjU - published Thu Feb 11, 2010 - 4.92/5.00 (115664.0, +113473/-2191), 22,958,479 views
129302:09:51: <Voct> http://www.unclehugo.com/prod/ah-bujold-lois-more.php
129402:10:38: <Silber> I'm tempted to use this image in a tale or something about 1425
129502:10:40: <Silber> http://si.wsj.net/public/resources/images/OB-EI324_Lomber_G_20090827180630.jpg
129602:10:58: <Voct> there you go. Two pages of authentic LMB Vorkosigan fiction that's never been published
129702:11:16: <Voct> scp-1425
129802:11:16: <Nala> Voct: Star Signals (rating: +262, 20 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1425
129902:11:31: <DrMrTheMinotaur> voct, you and silber need to have a fight now
130002:11:36: <slate> http://freedomshammer.wordpress.com/2013/02/16/anthropologist-held-hostage-by-elves-for-7-years/
130102:11:37: <DrMrTheMinotaur> you are both my favourite
130202:11:41: <DrMrTheMinotaur> that cannot be
130302:11:43: <DrMrTheMinotaur> fight
130402:11:49: <Randomini> can I mention doritos in an article
130502:11:55: <Randomini> will we get sued
130602:11:58: <Randomini> I dunno
130702:11:59: <Silber> I'll allow it
130802:12:01: <slate> Little nsfw maybe
130902:12:04: <DrMrTheMinotaur> CC's are safer
131002:12:09: <Silber> I wrote an SCP about Boy Meets World
131102:12:17: <DrMrTheMinotaur> ahahaha randomini, nobody else will get that
131202:12:20: <Nala> tretter: The Feeny Stitcher (rating: +73, 9 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1502
131302:12:20: <Tretter> SCP-1502
131402:12:31: <Tretter> That's the one, right Silber?
131502:12:34: <Silber> Yes
131602:12:43: <DrMrTheMinotaur> he liked it enough to remember the number
131702:12:49: <Silber> If I had another SCP about Boy Meets World, that would just be weird
131802:13:08: <ProcyonLotor> no
131902:13:14: <ProcyonLotor> make all of them about boy meets world
132002:13:16: <DrMrTheMinotaur> could fred savage's career be an scp?
132102:13:20: <DrMrTheMinotaur> summer glau's certainly is
132202:13:24: <Soulless> Guys can someone explain something to me
132302:13:25: <Soulless> http://25.media.tumblr.com/6e564dd0d5fded29a3c5563d89d4f19b/tumblr_mw6kou2QBO1rju1rso1_500.jpg
132402:13:38: <Soulless> What did the hot texter do wrong
132502:13:43: <ProcyonLotor> oh
132602:13:46: <DrMrTheMinotaur> Soulless, i dont know
132702:13:48: <DrMrTheMinotaur> it got me well hard
132802:13:53: <ProcyonLotor> you were joking (maybe?)
132902:13:54: <Silber> I think that the dude doesn't think octopi are sexy
133002:13:57: <Soulless> Because that's like a highway to bonerville
133102:14:06: <Voct> octopodes don't have bones
133202:14:07: <DrMrTheMinotaur> silber, what a racist!
133302:14:12: <Soulless> Silber: What? Really? What a prude
133402:14:13: <Soulless> ;p
133502:14:23: <DrMrTheMinotaur> Soulless, you are now my favourite
133602:14:46: <Soulless> DrMrTheMinotaur: Dude it's like on my staff blurb I act like this
133702:14:49: <Scanworks> it's octopuses, Silber
133802:14:51: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i am so fickle
133902:15:01: <Scanworks> also tentacles are great
134002:15:11: <DrMrTheMinotaur> any seen legend of the overfiend 3?
134102:15:39: <DrMrTheMinotaur> when i was 16 i rented this hentai film without realising it was full hentai
134202:15:43: <Wogglebug> WHAT DO YOU MEAN I AM NOT YOUR FAVORITE
134302:15:44: <DrMrTheMinotaur> the tape brokein the middle
134402:15:51: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i never finished it
134502:15:54: <Wogglebug> HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME IN THIS WAY
134602:16:00: <DrMrTheMinotaur> so many tentacles
134702:16:07: <DrMrTheMinotaur> Wogglebug, you have to earn it
134802:16:16: <DrMrTheMinotaur> but as i said, im fickle
134902:16:29: <Wogglebug> Maybe we should just ban all minotaurs.
135002:16:35: <DrMrTheMinotaur> ='(
135102:16:41: <Wogglebug> NS;JS They're stealing our jobs
135202:16:53: <DrMrTheBug> now what
135302:17:01: <Wogglebug> Maybe we should just ban all Mr.s
135402:17:14: <Wogglebug> We all know they're secret wndertainment spies
135502:17:37: <DrMrTheBug> ='(
135602:18:17: <slate> This dog is so fucking satisfied with itself http://images.4chan.org/int/src/1384481611481.jpg
135702:18:24: <DrMrTheBug> Mr Minotaur can tate your fear upon his tongue. Your cries for help serve only to bring him closer. All clowns are the minotaur
135802:18:44: <DrMrTheBug> ah man comics
135902:20:05: <Echo> Slate: lol
136002:21:35: <Silber> http://24.media.tumblr.com/aee09ba6d11712a8ebbe6aa9217f00ef/tumblr_meye6bqo3q1s0s9peo1_r1_500.jpg
136102:21:46: <DrMrTheBug> voct lmb vs mv was pretty rad
136202:22:04: <DrMrTheBug> oooh Silber
136302:22:12: <DrMrTheBug> thats nice
136402:22:37: <Eskobear> whur that come from silber
136502:22:47: <Silber> Google image search
136602:23:10: <Silber> ".gi 'are we cool yet' " on a chatbot
136702:24:38: <Wogglebug> Supposedly it came from here. http://scp-t.tumblr.com/
136802:26:50: <DrMrTheBug> .g scp-173 "weeping angel"
136902:26:51: <Nala> DrMrTheBug: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DD0GuD4NHs (Garry&#39;s Mod: Slender, SCP-173 and Weeping Angel mods! - YouTube) May 26, 2013 ... Some game play footage of Garry's Mod (Gmod) of me being chased by horrible entities.... Garry's Mod is essentially a sandbox game.
137002:27:02: <DrMrTheBug> im curious
137102:27:13: <DrMrTheBug> surely someone has written the fanfic
137202:27:16: <DrMrTheBug> or slash
137302:27:47: <DrMrTheBug> yes 173/weeping angel slash fiction. this pleases me.
137402:28:29: <ProcyonLotor> :|
137502:28:36: <DrMrTheBug> hey silber, alpha centauri comes with alien crossfire
137602:28:36: <ProcyonLotor> :|||||||
137702:28:44: <UglyFlower> .au bright
137802:28:45: <Nala> UglyFlower: http://www.scp-wiki.net/dr-bright-s-personnel-file DrBright (aka Personnel Director Bright) has written 23 articles and 22 tales with +3384 net upvotes (average +75.20) and 724 revisions, including: SCP-902 (+403), The Factory [SCP-001 Proposal] (+255), SCP-1004 (+190), plus 20 more.
137902:28:47: <Silber> yeah, I looked at the description
138002:28:57: <Silber> and that was the first thing it said xD
138102:29:00: <UglyFlower> scp-902
138202:29:01: <Nala> UglyFlower: The Final Countdown (rating: +403, 37 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-902
138302:30:12: <DrMrTheBug> yeah well
138402:30:22: <DrMrTheBug> it was very late for me
138502:30:36: <Silber> understandable
138602:30:43: <DrMrTheBug> ='(
138702:30:49: <DrMrTheBug> but omg, finally!
138802:30:51: <Huitzil> I am angry that 902 isn't an incredibly 80s power ballad
138902:31:00: <Nala> DrMrTheBug: The Final Countdown (rating: +403, 37 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-902
139002:31:01: <DrMrTheBug> scp-902
139102:31:14: <DrMrTheBug> yes
139202:31:21: <DrMrTheBug> i am too
139302:31:30: <DrMrTheBug> europe is the best band ever
139402:31:30: <Silber> .au silber
139502:31:31: <Nala> Silber: http://www.scp-wiki.net/silberescher-personnel-file Silberescher (aka Dr. Löwen Alphonse Davison Augustin Jakobs Atreides Lemuria Agloval Silberescher) has written 8 articles and 3 tales with +1380 net upvotes (average +125.45) and 117 revisions, including: SCP-1425 (+262), SCP-1802 (+202), SCP-173-J (+185), plus 5 more.
139602:31:39: <Silber> c'mon 1730J
139702:31:41: <Silber> ...
139802:31:45: <Silber> 173-J
139902:31:55: <Silber> (it is late for me, now)
140002:32:16: <Puppier> 172-J?
140102:32:28: <DrMrTheBug> they got a multi album deal, got a huge amount of money upfront, and then they pissed off to the cayman thumbing their noses at record execs
140202:32:31: <DrMrTheBug> best band ever
140302:32:33: <Puppier> I meant to say 173.
140402:32:44: <Silber> scp-173-j
140502:32:44: <DrMrTheBug> scp-173-j
140602:32:44: <Nala> Silber: The Original "The Sculpture" (rating: +185, 6 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-173-j
140702:32:45: <Nala> DrMrTheBug: The Original "The Sculpture" (rating: +185, 6 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-173-j
140802:32:51: <Puppier> But I think a 172-J would be interesting
140902:33:24: <DrMrTheBug> dude
141002:33:30: <DrMrTheBug> why isn't this the mainlist?
141102:33:36: <DrMrTheBug> wtf
141202:33:55: <Puppier> completing three (3) shenanigans per second
141302:34:05: <DrMrTheBug> fiesta state
141402:34:38: <DrMrTheBug> the dance of its people
141502:35:45: <DrMrTheBug> 5 or 6 people downvoted that and showed they hate fun
141602:36:25: <UglyFlower> I don't think anyone actively speaking in chat right now has seen my latest scp :3 I invite you all to check it out please :3
141702:36:29: <UglyFlower> scp-1481
141802:36:30: <Nala> UglyFlower: Crack Genie (rating: +26, 19 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1481
141902:36:50: <DrMrTheBug> ugly, you got wishes?
142002:37:00: <DrMrTheBug> im not looking without wishes
142102:37:07: <UglyFlower> I have wishes
142202:37:12: <DrMrTheBug> yay!
142302:37:12: <UglyFlower> 5 wishes to be exact
142402:37:49: <DrMrTheBug> lol deviled egg
142502:38:10: <UglyFlower> SCPs gotta eat!
142602:38:26: <DrMrTheBug> ugly i had the same thought about the final question when i got up today
142702:38:35: <DrMrTheBug> "i hope ugly figures that out"
142802:38:39: <Randomini> ugly, wish idea
142902:38:55: <DrMrTheBug> but he no longer requires payment?
143002:38:57: <Randomini> Wish for another genie, get a coffee cup filled with duck urine
143102:39:31: <UglyFlower> Lol that's a little rediculous, but I'll leave it in the draft
143202:40:01: <UglyFlower> I plan to add a large sum of wishes when I come up with enough
143302:40:39: <UglyFlower> Well he still makes requests for the stuff even if it isn't required as payment
143402:40:49: <UglyFlower> also the wishes aren't very spot on
143502:40:57: <UglyFlower> well the result of them anyway
143602:41:12: <DrMrTheBug> i liked the two sandwich idea, maybe too lol
143702:41:12: <UglyFlower> so he doesn't deserve payment
143802:41:42: <UglyFlower> I don't understand what you mean by it
143902:41:45: <Voct> Randomini - sometimes when you wish for stuff, he just ignores you.
144002:41:52: <Randomini> okay, finished ruiz tale number 4
144102:42:17: <DrMrTheBug> ugly remember asking payment of a sandwich for a sandwich?
144202:42:22: <UglyFlower> randomness teh writerbot
144302:42:28: <UglyFlower> randomini*
144402:42:34: <UglyFlower> damn autocorrect
144502:42:52: <reject> why the hell doesnt your autocorrect fix "teh"
144602:43:04: <UglyFlower> cause i backspaced and wrote it twice
144702:43:09: <Randomini> I'll be releasing 3 and 4 at the same time, they're kind of a pair
144802:43:09: <DrMrTheBug> ...
144902:43:11: <UglyFlower> after it fixed it
145002:43:13: <UglyFlower> the first time
145102:43:24: <Randomini> in the meantime, who wants to critique 4
145202:43:29: <UglyFlower> hit me
145302:44:30: <UglyFlower> When I want to misspell something i usually have to write it twice to "correct" the autocorrect
145402:44:54: <UglyFlower> sometimes it just lets the incorrectly spelt word go though
145502:44:59: <UglyFlower> i don't understand it either
145602:45:50: <reject> http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_melfd6vhdR1r6qbl6o1_r1_500.gif
145702:45:52: <Randomini> http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/randomini
145802:46:06: <Randomini> I just tacked it on the end of Cooler Manifesto here
145902:46:41: <Randomini> I think they'll work better as separate pages when I put it up for propers though
146002:46:47: <Voct> .s wowwee
146102:46:48: <Nala> Voct: http://www.scp-wiki.net/wowwee-go-kill-ursefl - wowwee go kill ursefl by Randomini (rating: +88, 2 revisions)
146202:47:00: <Voct> Randomini - what are you trying to show us
146302:47:46: <DrMrTheBug> Randomini, ruiz = duchamp?
146402:47:51: <Randomini> yep
146502:48:15: <Randomini> how do I revert changes
146602:48:31: <Randomini> some idiot corrected what he thought was a spelling mistake in wowwee
146702:48:36: <Randomini> but it wasn't -_-
146802:48:40: <DrMrTheBug> history
146902:48:41: <Silber> go into Historu
147002:48:43: <Silber> *y
147102:48:51: <Silber> Same thing happened with one of my tales
147202:49:44: <Randomini> would have thought it would have been obviously intentional
147302:49:49: <slate> IHY.
147402:49:53: <Randomini> but no, some people need it spelt out for them
147502:49:55: <slate> B N N
147602:49:58: <Randomini> blarg
147702:50:15: <DrMrTheBug> Randomini, i missed it, but wow
147802:50:21: <DrMrTheBug> the title has sefl in it
147902:50:26: <DrMrTheBug> you would thing
148002:50:32: <DrMrTheBug> think it was intentional
148102:50:49: <UglyFlower> Randomini are you saying AWCY made 173?
148202:50:51: <slate> Sorry, baby on keyboard
148302:50:52: <Randomini> oh dear I better fix that
148402:51:05: <Silber> It's a sculpture that kills you if you stop giving it attention
148502:51:08: <slate> Randomini: Blasphemy
148602:51:09: <Silber> that's pretty AWCY
148702:51:11: <Randomini> UglyFlower: shhhhhhhhhhhhh
148802:51:19: <slate> Silber: You philistine
148902:51:38: <slate> Such a simple concept
149002:51:44: <UglyFlower> Randomini I like it but it didn't give me the same chills your other tales gave me
149102:51:49: <UglyFlower> it's jsut interesting
149202:52:02: <DrMrTheBug> silber, was that the sculptor? part of me likes it more that it was the cutter's piece before he was the cutter
149302:52:03: <UglyFlower> seems like that is what you were going for
149402:52:11: <Randomini> yeah, this is mostly supplementary at the moment
149502:52:13: <DrMrTheBug> not silber
149602:52:14: <DrMrTheBug> Randomini
149702:52:18: <DrMrTheBug> jesus brain
149802:52:20: <DrMrTheBug> work
149902:52:25: <DrMrTheBug> it's not even 2pm
150002:53:03: <Randomini> no, it's supposed to have been the sculptor's first piece
150102:53:09: <DrMrTheBug> i see that now
150202:53:14: <slate> silber: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sON9SYIIqo
150302:53:15: <Nala> Slate: No More Heroes 2 - Philistine ( Margaret Boss Fight Theme ) by JayTheGreatest (9 m 3 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sON9SYIIqo - published Thu Jan 28, 2010 - 4.84/5.00 (791.0, +760/-31), 99,221 views
150402:53:40: <DrMrTheBug> i get confused when people use dialogue without narration and then have narration in a new paragraph
150502:53:41: <Randomini> I'm sort of establishing a few things, like the use of the terminology "Exploit" to refer to anomalous items within AWCY
150602:54:30: <DrMrTheBug> “Fuck.”
150702:54:30: <DrMrTheBug> The Sculptor leapt to the player, fervently removing it, putting it to the light, trying to sense the feel of the non-existent on its bevelled edge.
150802:54:30: <DrMrTheBug> “He’s got you, man, this thing’s an exploit after all, it’s –"
150902:54:31: <UglyFlower> Should text that someone says outside of an interview be in italics
151002:55:10: <UglyFlower> Hallo?
151102:55:25: <Randomini> dunno, flower, depends on what the context is
151202:55:31: <UglyFlower> I see
151302:55:33: <Randomini> I prefer quotes around everything that gets said
151402:55:42: <UglyFlower> That's only used in tales
151502:55:43: <DrMrTheBug> as three separate lines that makes it difficult for me to understand that both bits of speech are teh sculptor
151602:55:57: <UglyFlower> i'm referring to a report
151702:56:12: <DrMrTheBug> commentary on report?
151802:56:14: <DrMrTheBug> italics
151902:56:22: <Randomini> The rule is generally the last person to perform an action in a descriptive paragraph is the first to speak immediately after
152002:56:33: <Randomini> Though I get that might not be clear
152102:56:55: <DrMrTheBug> thats why it threw me as to who made 173
152202:56:56: <UglyFlower> Excerpt of speech from SCP-1481-1 — so there I, I, there I was, right in f-f-f-front of this guy, waiting for him to make his, his fuckin' wishes an', an', an', he looks at me an' he says 'for my f-f-f-first wish, I, I, I,… for my…' He says… he… he fuckin' wishes for me to be a fuckin' alcoholic j-j-j-junkie tweaker crackhead! An' then he says that his, his
152302:57:05: <UglyFlower> should the words be italics
152402:57:14: <UglyFlower> speech*
152502:57:28: <DrMrTheBug> meh put a > in front of it, call it a day
152602:57:36: <UglyFlower> already in a >
152702:57:49: <UglyFlower> but it's part of a bigger >
152802:58:01: <UglyFlower> so isn't really distinguishable
152902:58:04: <Spidersnake> I like to think that AWCY didn't make 173, but it inspires them.
153002:58:05: <DrMrTheBug> anything to make it stand out
153102:58:17: <Spidersnake> It's like their Mona Lisa
153202:58:25: <DrMrTheBug> Spidersnake, everything and nothing is true
153302:58:54: <Randomini> The thing about 173 is it was clearly man-made; also, the Sculptor didn't make it while being a part of AWCY proper
153402:59:02: <Spidersnake> When everything is canon, nothing is
153502:59:02: <Randomini> it would have been like his audition piece
153602:59:12: <Randomini> but yeah, I'm concerned that people might not like it
153702:59:19: <Randomini> because 173 origin story
153802:59:23: <DrMrTheBug> oh no
153902:59:25: <slate> I don't like the concept of AWCY having auditions
154002:59:37: <slate> Or a structured organization of any sort
154102:59:50: <Randomini> neither do I, but they have The Critic
154203:00:03: <Voct> and they killed the guy who made 092
154303:00:07: <DrMrTheBug> it stinks
154403:00:19: <Randomini> and that's why I'm introducing Ruiz, as sort of an art foil to the Dadaist AWCYers
154503:00:20: <DrMrTheBug> .y the critic s1e1
154603:00:21: <slate> AWCY seems better to me a disorganized cell of anomalous artists, across the world, split into chapters maybe, but not horribly well tied together
154703:00:22: <Nala> DrMrTheBug: The Critic: Pilot (S1E1) by TheSharkCameBack (23 m 7 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONon4x0RFHg - published Sat Feb 11, 2012 - 4.81/5.00 (63.0, +60/-3), 9,423 views
154803:00:33: <Voct> one thing the Foundation doesn't understand about AWCY is that AWCY is completely decentralized
154903:00:39: <Voct> it's not an organization, it's a movement
155003:00:44: <Randomini> yeah
155103:00:48: <Spidersnake> juicy
155203:00:51: <slate> Bingo
155303:01:19: <Voct> which doesn't mean that AWCY people don't sometimes claim to be representing all of AWCY, of course
155403:01:45: <simbiotic> Hi guys. I've restructured my draft a bit. This is just the article--no interviews. could somebody check it out? (im particularly concerned about the subject grouping and the phrasing/tone and other small details) http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/simbiotic
155503:02:11: <DrMrTheBug> i have an idea for an awcy tale that ends with a madman artist facing off against an agent . "How do you stop an idea agent?!?" "The same way we always do"
155603:02:15: <Randomini> sure, no probs
155703:02:29: <Silber> almost all GOIs are decentralized and nebulous to the point that the cells which are identified under the name easily may not be connected at all
155803:02:30: <Randomini> first of all, capitalise Site
155903:02:38: <simbiotic> okie
156003:02:49: <Silber> and their leaders, if any, are unknown ciphers who may or may not exist
156103:03:00: <Voct> case in point, "Dr Wondertainment"
156203:03:02: <Randomini> we don't have D-class that are two to seven years old in my brain
156303:03:03: <DrMrTheBug> Silber, you say that like bob isn't inside us all
156403:03:13: <Silber> this is to make sure that there's as little characterization as possible, and any that shows up doesn't stick
156503:03:29: <Silber> because it only applies to a small fraction of the group
156603:03:36: <simbiotic> Randomini my canon says they use orphans for test subjects on SCP like this
156703:03:43: <DrMrTheBug> orphans
156803:03:47: <DrMrTheBug> thats worse
156903:03:50: <Randomini> ahhhhhhhhhh
157003:03:52: <Randomini> no
157103:03:55: <Randomini> ethics committee
157203:04:07: <simbiotic> what about bobble?
157303:04:13: <Spidersnake> I prefer cloning!
157403:04:22: <Randomini> bobble was mostly uncontained
157503:04:35: <simbiotic> how'd they do testing to find out the episodes?
157603:04:35: <Randomini> cloning would be more likely to me really
157703:05:00: <simbiotic> if nobody could see it as an adult
157803:05:11: <simbiotic> and why would they need to give em an amnesiac
157903:05:17: <simbiotic> after they describe the episode
158003:05:30: <rumetzen> silber and it is also bullshit of the highest order
158103:05:31: <simbiotic> if it wasnt coordinated testing by the foundation
158203:05:38: <rumetzen> and the reason why we need more dedicated GoI work
158303:05:42: <rumetzen> like Djoric's HI stuff
158403:06:03: <Huitzil> conversations like thsi is why I envision the ethics committe as a group whose official rules are often circumvented or ignored, but who also often savagely beat or kill foundation personnel who do so
158503:06:14: <DrMrTheBug> ^^
158603:06:15: <Silber> rumetzen: Bullshit is unconfirmed to exist, we can't say for sure whether they're even a member of The Highest Order
158703:06:28: <rumetzen> true
158803:06:36: <rumetzen> all we have to go on are their mysterious notes at the end of a few scips
158903:06:41: <rumetzen> but it's my headcanon
159003:06:53: <simbiotic> What if you confirm that the item is harmless: then can you use kids?
159103:06:53: <Randomini> man I hate Manna Charitable
159203:06:58: <simbiotic> ya know... until it isnt
159303:07:00: <Spidersnake> What son
159403:07:41: <DrMrTheMinotaur> manna charitable is boring really
159503:07:56: <Randomini> Simbiotic, this is going to sound harsh, but I just don't like the idea behind this
159603:07:58: <Spidersnake> They're probably the only GoI with zero self interest concerning anomalies. Yes, they fuck up 99% of the time, but it's the thought that counts.
159703:08:01: <DrMrTheMinotaur> because everything is "we can change the world for the better WITH UNKNOWN CONSEQUENCES"
159803:08:11: <simbiotic> randomini
159903:08:12: <simbiotic> its fine
160003:08:29: <simbiotic> it's a hard sell without the interviews :/ unfortunately
160103:08:45: <rumetzen> Chaos Insurgency is the most boring GoI
160203:08:47: <rumetzen> this is a fact
160303:08:51: <rumetzen> you cannot refute this
160403:09:20: <Silber> Chaos Insugency are a blank slate
160503:09:28: <Silber> an evil-colored slate
160603:09:31: <Spidersnake> More boring than a GoI that doesn't exist? (Prometheus Labs)
160703:09:37: <rumetzen> a blank slate that nobody does anything interesting wtih
160803:09:47: <rumetzen> Prometheus Labs has interesting stuff associated with it
160903:09:52: <Randomini> because it's blank
161003:09:54: <rumetzen> the closest CI has gotten is Slate Thunder
161103:09:55: <rumetzen> which is still
161203:09:56: <rumetzen> eh
161303:10:03: <Joreth> is anyone familar with electronic music here
161403:10:08: <Randomini> yep
161503:10:13: <simbiotic> yush
161603:10:14: <Spidersnake> I guess
161703:10:19: <rumetzen> Randomini, that's not an excuse
161803:10:20: <rumetzen> "this is boring"
161903:10:21: <Soulless> The only thing with CI I imagine people doing with it would be uh
162003:10:26: <Joreth> help me find a music
162103:10:26: <rumetzen> "yeah, because it's supposed to be"
162203:10:27: <Joreth> um
162303:10:27: <Soulless> Humans doing human stuff
162403:10:35: <Soulless> or "badass mans doing badass human shit"
162503:10:37: <rumetzen> "oh wow that justifies everything"
162603:10:41: <Joreth> 3-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-7-4#-7-3
162703:10:51: <Randomini> no, I'm not saying that rumetzen
162803:10:52: <ProcyonLotor> "I pooped on your shoe on purpose"
162903:10:59: <Soulless> Which is unfortunately the opposite of writing for me
163003:11:02: <ProcyonLotor> joreth, are you posting those numbers for a reason
163103:11:03: <Huitzil> 8-6-7-5-3-0-9
163203:11:04: rumetzen has been in a particularly snappy mood lately
163303:11:04: <Joreth> if you know how to read music I think you should easily know what that is because I have no idea how to express it online
163403:11:09: <Randomini> just that nobody does anything with it because it's not got any characteristic
163503:11:13: <Joreth> ProcyonLotor: yes it's music
163603:11:31: ProcyonLotor pedantic hat on
163703:11:32: <simbiotic> Randomini? but tone-wise, and organization wise? how does the article read
163803:11:32: <Joreth> I don't know what song that is
163903:11:34: <Joreth> help me
164003:11:35: <ProcyonLotor> it's a string of numbers
164103:11:36: <Soulless> ...like lines?
164203:11:39: <Silber> There is interesting stuff you could do with the CI
164303:11:45: ProcyonLotor pedantic hat off
164403:11:51: <Joreth> Soulless: like you know
164503:11:51: <Soulless> What the hell is 4#? four sharp?
164603:11:52: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i think its tabulature?
164703:11:52: <Silber> but I am too drained and unmotivated to pursue that stuff
164803:11:57: <Joreth> 3 is E and 7 is B
164903:12:00: <Soulless> I've never read music in numbers Joreth
165003:12:12: <Spidersnake> More interesting than "evil foundation twin"
165103:12:15: <Joreth> Soulless: well a lot of people didn't know what I meant when I used ABCs
165203:12:16: <Soulless> So I can't help you
165303:12:21: <Joreth> well let me see
165403:12:29: <DrMrTheMinotaur> joreth lemme play it on something
165503:12:33: <Soulless> Why are you looking for the song
165603:12:34: <rumetzen> Oh right
165703:12:39: <Joreth> e-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-g-b-f#-b-e
165803:12:40: <ProcyonLotor> numbering your pitches is absolutely non-standard unless you're discussing intervals
165903:12:40: <rumetzen> Troy did something interesting involving CI
166003:12:41: <rumetzen> but still
166103:12:52: <Joreth> Soulless: because it's stuck in my head all day
166203:12:55: <rumetzen> that could have been any random-ass group of evildoers
166303:12:59: <Joreth> I heard it on the radio while working out
166403:13:03: <ProcyonLotor> seems to be in the key of g
166503:13:03: <Soulless> What kinda situation did you find yourelf in where you're looking for a song based on one string of notes?
166603:13:05: <Soulless> christ
166703:13:23: <ProcyonLotor> probably not a lot of help
166803:13:27: <Joreth> yeah
166903:13:28: <ProcyonLotor> assuming this is concert pitch
167003:13:37: <Joreth> the # is sharp yes
167103:13:43: <Randomini> simbiotic "unknown manufacturing" describe the make, include picture, approximate date of creation "three meter radius" maybe have this taper off not cutoff "severe emotional distress" elaborate "intangible but manipulates objects" clarify this please
167203:13:50: <Joreth> it's heavy electric guitar
167303:14:20: <simbiotic> randomini: thanks :D
167403:14:21: <Randomini> black out the director name, I'd have testing vetted by a high-level doctor not a site director this thing's safe
167503:14:34: <ProcyonLotor> don't know much about guitar, but isn't guitar usually tabs?
167603:14:37: <simbiotic> the director's name is black box
167703:14:42: <DrMrTheMinotaur> uhhh
167803:14:45: <ProcyonLotor> you only get stuff like that in transcriptions, in my experience
167903:14:49: <DrMrTheMinotaur> what does the fox say?
168003:14:53: <Joreth> I mean
168103:14:55: <simbiotic> ok a doctor?
168203:14:55: <Randomini> okay, thought that would have been the case
168303:14:57: <Joreth> I heard it on the radio
168403:14:57: <simbiotic> got it
168503:15:06: <DrMrTheMinotaur> jorth- im not sure
168603:15:16: <LiquidNightfury> Screaming
168703:15:17: <DrMrTheMinotaur> but, do you know who the glitch mob are?
168803:15:18: <LiquidNightfury> SCREAMING
168903:15:21: <Randomini> directors probably wouldn't care about minutiae of safe object testing
169003:15:40: <Randomini> brb toast time
169103:15:48: <DrMrTheMinotaur> yeaaaaah toast
169203:15:52: <ProcyonLotor> joreth: http://mashable.com/2010/03/30/identify-song-apps/
169303:16:30: <DrMrTheMinotaur> ProcyonLotor, dont you need to hear it on the radio again though?
169403:16:34: <simbiotic> ok. just figured that testing would be hard since it is a KID. so it requires a higher up than a doctor: Randomini
169503:16:52: <ProcyonLotor> DrMrTheMinotaur: these are just from remembering the tune
169603:17:02: <DrMrTheMinotaur> oh cool
169703:17:12: <DrMrTheMinotaur> you're a source of incredible tech help today
169803:17:19: <Joreth> oh damn
169903:17:22: <Joreth> I found itr
170003:17:24: <Joreth> OSdjfiodsjfsd
170103:17:27: <Joreth> yes finally
170203:17:32: <DrMrTheMinotaur> what was it?
170303:17:41: <Joreth> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCyIY10KBnk
170403:17:42: <Nala> Joreth: Showtek ft. We Are Loud & Sonny Wilson - Booyah (Official Music Video) by Spinnin' Records (4 m 14 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCyIY10KBnk - published Tue Sep 17, 2013 - 4.92/5.00 (32843.0, +32218/-625), 3,794,015 views
170503:18:05: <ProcyonLotor> yaaaay
170603:18:15: <DrMrTheMinotaur> hey silber, have you read any groo?
170703:18:23: <Joreth> go to like 1:20 if you want to know what the riff came from
170803:18:24: <ProcyonLotor> oh yeah minotaur, did you get the password fixed?
170903:18:38: <DrMrTheMinotaur> nah haven't been bothered to try yet
171003:18:41: <Silber> I found a few issues in a bargain bin a while back -- they're in my backlog
171103:19:04: <DrMrTheMinotaur> sergio aragones= awesome
171203:19:23: <DrMrTheMinotaur> and the writer created scrappy doo and the dnd cartoon
171303:19:35: <DrMrTheMinotaur> has an essay on the creation of scrappy doo on his website
171403:19:56: <Joreth> ProcyonLotor: I found the easiest way out: I just googled "top electronic songs of 2013 and listened
171503:19:58: <DrMrTheMinotaur> "they said 'get us another season of scooby doo. make a character' and so we did."
171603:20:08: <DrMrTheMinotaur> ahahahahahaha
171703:20:08: <Joreth> also found another song in the back of my head http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCYcHz2k5x0
171803:20:09: <Nala> Joreth: Martin Garrix - Animals (Official Video) by Spinnin' Records (3 m 12 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCYcHz2k5x0 - published Mon Jun 17, 2013 - 4.90/5.00 (453096.0, +441473/-11623), 64,696,090 views
171903:20:18: <Randomini> http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1530
172003:20:19: <Nala> Randomini: SCP-1530 [Article] (rating: +1, 1 revisions, 0 comments) - tags: (none)
172103:20:30: <ProcyonLotor> joreth: well, it worked
172203:20:35: <Randomini> upvoted
172303:20:37: <DrMrTheMinotaur> joreth seriously though have a listen to the glitch mob
172403:21:01: <DrMrTheMinotaur> Accelerando, you left the item number ass XXXX
172503:21:01: <Joreth> lol I listen to them
172603:21:03: <Accelerando> Oh christ someone help me format the second picture
172703:21:17: <QuiMoritur> Hey, all. I need someone who knows what they're talking about in the field of quantum mechanics
172803:21:28: <Joreth> DrMrTheMinotaur: my favorite glitch mob song is we can make the world stop
172903:21:40: <DrMrTheMinotaur> QuiMoritur, how much knowledge you need?
173003:21:51: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i have basic grasp
173103:21:51: <Joreth> DrMrTheMinotaur: how old are you
173203:21:54: <DrMrTheMinotaur> 29
173303:21:57: <Joreth> alright
173403:22:11: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i loved pendulum
173503:22:13: <Joreth> I should study quantum mechanics next year
173603:22:18: <DrMrTheMinotaur> and then they became knife party and i was sad
173703:22:20: <QuiMoritur> DrMrTheMinotaur: Here, privchat me
173803:22:22: <Randomini> Qui, I've done uni-level physics, shoot
173903:22:22: <Scantron> DID SOMEBODY FUCKING SAY PENDULUM
174003:22:29: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i did
174103:22:33: <Randomini> I fucking love pendulum
174203:22:36: Scantron grabs DrMrTheMinotaur
174303:22:38: <Accelerando> They're alright
174403:22:40: <Scantron> Ladies and gentlemen.
174503:22:43: <Scantron> Prepare.
174603:22:45: <Scantron> To hold.
174703:22:47: <Scantron> Your.
174803:22:49: <Scantron> Colour.
174903:22:55: <DrMrTheMinotaur> nananananaaaAaaaaa
175003:23:24: <DrMrTheMinotaur> Scantron if you like dubstep, check out knife party. its what rob swire is doing now
175103:23:25: <LiquidNightfury> Color*
175203:23:30: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i dont
175303:23:35: <Randomini> no go away liquid
175403:23:37: <DrMrTheMinotaur> no its colour
175503:23:38: <Scantron> I do like dubstep.
175603:23:39: <DrMrTheMinotaur> jesus
175703:23:41: <Randomini> Pendulum's australian
175803:23:41: <ProcyonLotor> both color and colour are acceptable
175903:23:43: <LiquidNightfury> color
176003:23:44: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i hate dub
176103:23:45: <Randomini> no
176203:23:51: <LiquidNightfury> no
176303:23:54: <LiquidNightfury> NO.
176403:23:59: <Randomini> PENDULUM IS AN AUSTRALIAN BAND THEY SPELL IT COLOUD
176503:24:03: <Randomini> well
176603:24:06: <LiquidNightfury> COLOUR*
176703:24:06: <Randomini> this is embarassing
176803:24:10: <ProcyonLotor> I don't think coloud is acceptable anywhere
176903:24:16: LiquidNightfury bails
177003:24:28: Randomini jumps off a cliff
177103:24:40: <DrMrTheMinotaur> hehe
177203:24:45: Randomini lands on an assortment of sharp rocks
177303:25:40: <Randomini> someone needs to write that SCP about narnia being inside of a butt, just putting it out there again
177403:26:07: <DrMrTheMinotaur> and the twist is that the butt is also a wardrobe
177503:26:31: <Randomini> the twist is they shoved the wardrobe in a butt
177603:26:37: <Randomini> by director james age butt
177703:26:41: <DrMrTheMinotaur> "well this explains my hemmaroids"
177803:26:54: <slate> Man
177903:26:55: <Voct> "hemorrhoids"
178003:27:05: <Randomini> "it also explains why I fart snow"
178103:27:15: <Randomini> "constantly"
178203:27:22: <DrMrTheMinotaur> voct
178303:27:25: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i knew it was wrong
178403:27:30: <DrMrTheMinotaur> but cbf looking
178503:27:43: <DrMrTheMinotaur> just have a stab
178603:27:47: <Randomini> don't let your pigs get at your drug cabinet, stop Hamaroids
178703:27:48: <DrMrTheMinotaur> give it a go
178803:27:53: <slate> I had a picture of Dick Cheney shaking Vicente Fox's hand and Dick Cheney looked exactly like George Costanza in it
178903:27:59: <slate> And now I can't find it
179003:28:47: <DrMrTheMinotaur> that is sad
179103:29:57: <DrMrTheMinotaur> yeah gonna play some alpha centauriiiiiii
179203:29:59: <DrMrTheMinotaur> woo
179303:31:02: <Djoric> On a scale of No to yes, what do you think of this scip idea
179403:31:09: <DrMrTheMinotaur> 3
179503:31:12: <Djoric> Space Wizard and his harem of commando catgirls
179603:31:15: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i give it a 3
179703:31:17: <slate> This picture has them shaking hands, but Cheney looks much less like George Costanza
179803:31:21: <Randomini> YES
179903:31:22: <slate> Djoric: No
180003:31:33: <ProcyonLotor> did somebody say catgirls
180103:31:40: <slate> That sounds really really dumb
180203:31:56: <DrMrTheMinotaur> could catgirls be a memetic plague?
180303:32:04: <Randomini> >memetic
180403:32:06: <Djoric> Slate: have you seen my portfolio
180503:32:11: <Randomini> yeah stick memetic stuff in that always works
180603:32:15: <Djoric> have you seen the stupid shit I have pulled off
180703:32:15: <slate> Yes, and I don't care for it
180803:32:40: <DrMrTheMinotaur> Randomini, you explain catgirls then
180903:32:51: <LiquidNightfury> Genetic mutation
181003:32:52: <Randomini> bioengineering
181103:33:01: <LiquidNightfury> Or that
181203:33:02: <LiquidNightfury> Or a disease
181303:33:04: <rumetzen> DrMrTheMinotaur, people having different taste than you
181403:33:06: <LiquidNightfury> or anomalous propertie
181503:33:07: <LiquidNightfury> or anomalous properties
181603:33:19: <Randomini> we don't need to explain it, it's anomalous
181703:33:21: <Randomini> it just is
181803:33:38: <LiquidNightfury> Which is acceptable on some occasions
181903:33:43: <Randomini> in my foundation canon all female employees are catgirls
182003:34:04: <ProcyonLotor> the correct cat/girl ratio is 60/40
182103:34:08: <simbiotic> Randomini: fixed i hope
182203:34:17: <simbiotic> http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/simbiotic
182303:34:45: <DrMrTheMinotaur> the problem with cat dudes is probably the penis hooks
182403:34:55: <simbiotic> :/
182503:34:56: <ProcyonLotor> who says that is a problem
182603:34:57: <ProcyonLotor> who
182703:34:59: <ProcyonLotor> name them
182803:35:03: <DrMrTheMinotaur> nobody really wants to deal with that
182903:35:06: <ProcyonLotor> I'll come round their place with a bat
183003:35:09: <LiquidNightfury> Shh. Shhhhhh.
183103:35:12: LiquidNightfury puts a bag over procyon's head.
183203:35:14: <simbiotic> what...
183303:35:15: <LiquidNightfury> Shhhhhhhhhhh.
183403:35:26: ProcyonLotor struggles a bit, then calms down
183503:35:28: <Randomini> simbiotic you picked a bad time to come back
183603:35:32: <simbiotic> oh
183703:35:36: <simbiotic> kay
183803:35:40: <simbiotic> ...
183903:35:47: <Randomini> leave before a cat penis impales you
184003:35:56: <LiquidNightfury> Anyway
184103:36:05: <DrMrTheMinotaur> that implies a rather large cat
184203:36:08: <DrMrTheMinotaur> or cat-boy
184303:36:11: <ProcyonLotor> somewhat related (and somewhat nsfw)
184403:36:18: <ProcyonLotor> .y dr tran toy cack
184503:36:19: <LiquidNightfury> That is my fetish
184603:36:19: <Nala> ProcyonLotor: Dr. Tran - Mr. Tran and the Toy Cack by MondoMedia (7 m 17 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94m_P4-0wXw - published Wed May 21, 2008 - 4.86/5.00 (22163.0, +21407/-756), 3,221,962 views
184703:36:28: <DrMrTheMinotaur> oooh dr tran
184803:36:33: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i wonder if ive seen this one
184903:36:33: <Randomini> simbiotic this is better but it still doesn't really click for me as a concept
185003:36:37: simbiotic questions the sharpness of a cat penis, and it's ability to impale
185103:36:40: <DrMrTheMinotaur> the first was probably the best
185203:37:00: <Djoric> My powers of derailing chat are strong
185303:37:03: <ProcyonLotor> simbiotic: do you even barbs motherfucker
185403:37:21: <DrMrTheMinotaur> simbiotic, it's not 6 inches
185503:37:21: <simbiotic> so violence
185603:37:29: <simbiotic> much fear
185703:37:32: <DrMrTheMinotaur> it's 15 cm and 15 cm TALL
185803:37:32: <ProcyonLotor> as I have said before, the equilibrium state of 19 is animal genitalia discussion
185903:37:40: <simbiotic> OH YEAH
186003:38:21: <simbiotic> will fix
186103:38:28: <DrMrTheMinotaur> scp-x is a white stuffed teddy bear 15 cm in height of unknown blah blah
186203:38:33: <Randomini> guys I have an SCP it's an orbital satellite that is just an enormous schlong and sometimes it wees and the wee freezes and impacts the earth and this is why the dinosaurs died
186303:38:43: <ProcyonLotor> that is
186403:38:44: <Randomini> good idea y/n
186503:38:46: <ProcyonLotor> not a good idea
186603:38:50: <DrMrTheMinotaur> who made the satellite?
186703:39:02: <Accelerando> How does it make a wee that big?
186803:39:04: <simbiotic> the aliens
186903:39:04: <DrMrTheMinotaur> where does it come from?
187003:39:08: <simbiotic> its a 2000 scp
187103:39:10: <DrMrTheMinotaur> REVEAL YOU SECRETS
187203:39:13: <Randomini> it is a big schlong
187303:39:20: <Randomini> this is my SCP-2000 proposal
187403:39:21: <simbiotic> who says schlong anymore?
187503:39:30: <Randomini> sorry, dangalang
187603:39:32: <DrMrTheMinotaur> wayne
187703:39:36: <ProcyonLotor> penis
187803:39:40: <Randomini> pants pendulum
187903:39:40: <DrMrTheMinotaur> penes
188003:39:47: <ProcyonLotor> the word you are looking for is penis
188103:39:47: <Randomini> weewee factory
188203:39:51: <ProcyonLotor> we are all adults here
188303:39:57: <simbiotic> omg--oversized male gentile
188403:39:59: <DrMrTheMinotaur> penes is the plural of penis. and you say it "peenees"
188503:40:13: <Randomini> i'd never say that fucking word, that would be impolite
188603:40:27: <simbiotic> penises is plural
188703:40:33: <Randomini> penii
188803:40:34: <ProcyonLotor> both are acceptable
188903:40:36: <DrMrTheMinotaur> penes
189003:40:40: <simbiotic> peniseseses is the plural of the plural of the plural
189103:40:56: <DrMrTheMinotaur> and cmon man. "peenees".
189203:41:35: <simbiotic> and peniseses'ses is the plural of the plural of the possessive plural
189303:42:10: <DrMrTheMinotaur> okay so dick can be used as a verb, right?
189403:42:19: <DrMrTheMinotaur> whats the future pluperfect usage?
189503:42:22: <simbiotic> yes
189603:42:23: <simbiotic> i dick
189703:42:24: <simbiotic> you dick
189803:42:28: <DrMrTheMinotaur> will have had dicked
189903:42:28: <DrMrTheMinotaur> ?
190003:42:29: <simbiotic> he/she/we dick
190103:42:58: <Randomini> I live in constant fear of dickwolves
190203:43:07: <simbiotic> oh god...
190303:43:11: <DrMrTheMinotaur> Randomini, that is one of my favourite PAs
190403:43:17: <DrMrTheMinotaur> but i see why it upsets others
190503:43:39: <simbiotic> werevvolved
190603:43:44: <Randomini> because of how terrifying and real a problem dickwolves are to society
190703:43:56: <simbiotic> nooooo
190803:44:00: <DrMrTheMinotaur> no, rape jokes
190903:44:02: <ProcyonLotor> bigot
191003:44:04: <simbiotic> please god
191103:44:10: <simbiotic> stop
191203:44:18: <ProcyonLotor> yes plz
191303:44:22: <Randomini> okay fine
191403:44:27: <simbiotic> wah.
191503:44:35: <simbiotic> much harsh
191603:44:59: <DrMrTheMinotaur> like i dont think any topic is off limits to humour but if its edgey you need be sure its the best joke ever. and even then except some people will think you're making light of their situation
191703:45:07: <DrMrTheMinotaur> except= accept
191803:45:18: <Randomini> I don't think anything should be off limits
191903:45:31: <Randomini> laughter is laughter, funny is funny
192003:45:39: <simbiotic> until it isnt
192103:45:42: <DrMrTheMinotaur> no, but but your right to make that joke matches the right of others to find it hurtful and complain
192203:45:43: <Randomini> words are just words, if they make you sad ignore them
192303:45:54: <Randomini> free speech VS hate speech
192403:46:11: <Randomini> I don't want to get into this argument either
192503:46:48: <DrMrTheMinotaur> as i say, i think the diskwolves pa was hilarious but understand why it got hate
192603:46:53: <reject> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bb2imhpE_RU
192703:46:53: <Nala> Reject: Uncle Si tells random story by duckbuckcommander (2 m 55 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bb2imhpE_RU - published Thu Apr 4, 2013 - 4.90/5.00 (1853.0, +1805/-48), 498,023 views
192803:47:03: <DrMrTheMinotaur> and on that note, tmnt
192903:47:30: <DrMrTheMinotaur> they gave michaelangelo a grappling hook because nunchuks are dangers... less so than swords
193003:47:46: <DrMrTheMinotaur> but man, a grappling hook in a fight? that will just maim you
193103:47:51: <Randomini> less so than swinging hooks
193203:47:56: <DrMrTheMinotaur> yeah
193303:48:11: <DrMrTheMinotaur> teenage mutant hero turtle
193403:50:03: <DrMrTheMinotaur> okay heres an scp idea that takes some set up
193503:50:45: <DrMrTheMinotaur> in 1506 i have an energy drink used as a cover story for some weird footage. What if a few scps are blamed on the energy drink and then the energy drink itself turns out anomalous
193603:51:31: <DrMrTheMinotaur> maybe it gives people avian limbs
193703:51:50: <Silber> it turns their arms into birds?
193803:51:59: <DrMrTheMinotaur> no, it gives them wings
193903:52:03: Silber knows what you meant but likes the idea of bird arms
194003:52:07: <DrMrTheMinotaur> hahaha
194103:52:14: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i do too
194203:52:29: <DrMrTheMinotaur> omg people who drink it will bud off a random bird
194303:53:29: <DrMrTheMinotaur> maybe this is more of a tale idea, there's too much set up involved and if it can't be interesting on it's own it wont last
194403:53:33: <Silber> a species of bird that reproduces via thirst-quenching football juice
194503:53:56: <DrMrTheMinotaur> that's the name for the mainlist, obvioiusly silber
194603:54:52: <DrMrTheMinotaur> "are you trying to rerate this content?"
194703:55:01: <DrMrTheMinotaur> well i wouldn't if you showed my vote wiki
194803:56:31: <slate> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exyMAumtgt8
194903:56:32: <Nala> Slate: MANLY Engrish by iamseekingtheway (54 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exyMAumtgt8 - published Sun Oct 3, 2010 - 4.96/5.00 (3339.0, +3308/-31), 280,173 views
195003:58:08: <Djoric> And now
195103:58:15: <Djoric> the most goddamn menacing song ever
195203:58:17: <Djoric> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kYq1Fhet5w
195303:58:17: <Nala> Djoric: Ghost in the Shell - Go DA DA by lucecelesti3 (1 m 53 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kYq1Fhet5w - published Tue Mar 11, 2008 - 4.97/5.00 (123.0, +122/-1), 39,654 views
195403:58:37: <Andariel> Hay
195503:58:45: <Andariel> What in the fucking shit is with SCP-178?
195603:58:48: <reject> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFyEu4OrvvU
195703:58:49: <Nala> Reject: Rob Ford -- Clap for your mayor with his crackhead ass by Robert Ford (3 m 17 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFyEu4OrvvU - published Fri Nov 8, 2013 - 4.90/5.00 (41.0, +40/-1), 2,750 views
195803:58:55: <Djoric> Only Yoko Kanno could make kazoos menacing
195903:59:03: <Andariel> I take back what I said about the Heart of Darkness SCP
196003:59:09: <Andariel> 178 is the absolute worst I've ever read
196103:59:27: <Andariel> the way 178 is written, the human race should be on the brink of extinction
196203:59:36: <Silber> scp-178
196303:59:37: <Nala> Silber: "3-D" Specs (rating: +90, 7 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-178
196403:59:43: <slate> Djoric: Nice try, but I have one better
196503:59:54: <slate> .y RE director's cut mansion basement
196603:59:55: <Nala> Slate: Resident Evil: Director's Cut: DualShock OST - Mansion Basement by stripedlady (1 m 9 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kcF7E69C6Q - published Fri Mar 5, 2010 - 4.76/5.00 (1297.0, +1219/-78), 127,647 views
196703:59:57: <Andariel> and the experiment log is just disgusting
196804:00:05: <Andariel> forgot word people use
196904:00:07: <Andariel> gratuitous
197004:02:17: <Randomini> I love writing for artist characters, 10% of my wordcount is fuck
197104:03:31: <Djoric> Andariel: then leave a comment
197204:03:34: <slate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mXojafkAGg&list=PLD573E63C87AAC4D6
197304:03:35: <Nala> Slate: ACAH OST 1-09 「Rush」 by ef66010 (4 m 49 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mXojafkAGg - published Thu Oct 13, 2011 - 5.00/5.00 (5.0, +5/-0), 2,837 views
197404:03:36: <Andariel> already did
197504:03:38: <Andariel> it's what I do best
197604:03:42: <Andariel> bitch
197704:04:07: <Djoric> though seriously I had never read that one before
197804:04:10: <Djoric> ain't good
197904:04:12: <Djoric> ain't good
198004:04:27: Djoric says the man who's writing about commando catgirls
198104:04:41: <Andariel> in my comment I said
198204:04:52: <Andariel> the way the article is written, people all around the world should be dying from sudden lacerations
198304:05:08: <Randomini> alright, I think I'll post this as a longer tale rather than splitting it up because why not
198404:05:12: <Andariel> if I stare at my ceiling and start yelling, suddenly my head gets cut off?
198504:05:18: <Andariel> Why?
198604:05:18: <Randomini> seeking final critique: http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/randomini
198704:05:27: <Andariel> wouldn't that make it Keter?
198804:05:29: <Andariel> THE Keter?
198904:06:26: <TheGreekOwl> http://24.media.tumblr.com/3e6e9816714017b8cd440692298d9ee0/tumblr_mw8wimzlpL1smessko1_400.png
199004:07:24: <Andariel> why not staple 178 to Able's face?
199104:07:32: <slate> Jesus Christ, the guitar that comes in 3 minutes 40 seconds into Rush is so good
199204:07:39: <Andariel> that way, every time it breaks out, it gets insta-killed by these fucks
199304:07:56: <DrMrTheMinotaur> Slate, what song?
199404:07:59: <DrMrTheMinotaur> <3 rush
199504:08:06: <DrMrTheMinotaur> oh
199604:08:08: <slate> Rush, the song I just linked
199704:08:15: <DrMrTheMinotaur> a song called rush
199804:08:17: <DrMrTheMinotaur> not the band
199904:08:19: <slate> From the Ace Combat Assault Horizon OST
200004:08:53: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i too have problems with 178
200104:08:58: <slate> Even if you don't like the song as a whole, that part three and a half minutes in is great
200204:09:17: <Silber> .y live and slam sonic quad city
200304:09:18: <Nala> Silber: Live and Slam (Quad City DJs vs Crush 40) by BIGBLUBLUR (4 m 41 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6jbMdWaeXY - published Thu Feb 2, 2012 - 4.95/5.00 (4236.0, +4182/-54), 274,278 views
200404:09:22: <DrMrTheMinotaur> 178 is very.. first series
200504:09:33: <DrMrTheMinotaur> .y spacejam quad city
200604:09:35: <Nala> DrMrTheMinotaur: Quad City DJ's - Space Jam (Space Jam Soundtrack) by Detrius Carter II (5 m 8 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoZkahkIr9U - published Fri Apr 27, 2012 - 4.93/5.00 (300.0, +295/-5), 55,166 views
200704:09:47: <Andariel> no way
200804:09:52: <Andariel> I read everything up to 178
200904:10:06: <Huitzil> .y nuclear slam jam
201004:10:07: <Nala> Huitzil: Quad City DJ's VS. Touhou - Nuclear Slam by dauntaun0 (4 m 20 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E7j3tMvWG4 - published Sun Jun 17, 2012 - 5.00/5.00 (104.0, +104/-0), 4,213 views
201104:10:22: <Andariel> only like 1 or 2 others come as close to that one to "Why hasn't this killed everything ever by now?" levels of ridocockulousness
201204:11:39: <Nala> Andariel: Carl Sagan Whale Song - Rap Remix by emike09fcmc (1 m 15 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ay0Lctu-xFE - published Sun Feb 24, 2013 - 4.85/5.00 (27.0, +26/-1), 2,289 views
201304:11:39: <Andariel> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ay0Lctu-xFE
201404:11:42: <Huitzil> I think more extranormal entities need to be like "I just fucking live here, man", as opposed to "ridiculously lethal" or "terrified and persecuted"
201504:11:45: <QuiMoritur> Voct: Got the rest of the info I needed. Thanks for the referral
201604:11:56: <Andariel> that's how I write my things
201704:11:59: <Andariel> I mean, my potential SCPs
201804:12:05: <Andariel> and other stories
201904:12:19: <FortuneFavorsBold> .au rumetzen
202004:12:20: <Nala> FortuneFavorsBold: http://www.scp-wiki.net/rumetzen-author-page Rumetzen (aka Rumetzen) has written 1 article and 7 tales with +351 net upvotes (average +43.88) and 57 revisions, including: SCP-792 (+83), Interlude - The Faraday Girls (+60), The Tale of the Library (+55)
202104:12:21: <slate> This song also stands out in the ACAH OST https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAVYv-96SrQ&list=PLD573E63C87AAC4D6
202204:12:22: <Nala> Slate: ACAH OST 2-05 「Naval Warfare」 by ef66010 (4 m 17 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAVYv-96SrQ - published Thu Oct 13, 2011 - 5.00/5.00 (5.0, +5/-0), 2,300 views
202304:12:40: <DrMrTheMinotaur> Huitzil, im with you
202404:12:59: <Andariel> that's the impression I get with things like 137
202504:13:00: <DrMrTheMinotaur> "what is it with you guys? This is my house!"
202604:13:03: <Andariel> or even 87
202704:13:31: <rumetzen> FortuneFavorsBold, note how the scores steadily decrease the more the date published approaches the present
202804:13:56: Huitzil likes when things are de-escalated but is apparently one of only like ten people on Earth who does
202904:13:59: <Andariel> I imagine an SCP
203004:14:08: <Pendragon> So I made a thing
203104:14:09: <Andariel> you step into a portal, and emerge into a hellscape full of lava
203204:14:13: <Andariel> and a single giant entity
203304:14:20: <Pendragon> Holy shit that was part of my thing
203404:14:25: <DrMrTheMinotaur> Huitzil, i think we solved why they're all lethal angry killers
203504:14:27: <Andariel> long spiky teeth, long spiky claws, looks like the corpse of a giant
203604:14:30: <FortuneFavorsBold> rumetzen: :(
203704:14:32: Pendragon has a similaritygasm
203804:14:32: <Andariel> person screams at it in terror
203904:14:35: <Andariel> it screams back in terror
204004:14:40: <DrMrTheMinotaur> foundation keeps breaking all furniture on missions
204104:14:43: <Andariel> both run away from each other
204204:14:48: <rumetzen> My last two tales barely broke double digits
204304:15:00: <Huitzil> yes, andariel, I love it
204404:15:18: <rumetzen> I just cannot think of any idea that I care about enough to see through to completion
204504:15:21: <rumetzen> for the past six months
204604:15:24: <Pendragon> .lc
204704:15:25: <Nala> Pendragon: The last 3 pages created were: 1. SCP-1530 (A Bender's Friends) created by Accelerando (1 h 5 m 28 s ago), 2. SCP-1497 (Visual Perfection) created by TwistedGears (4 h 24 m 1 s ago) and 3. SCP-1873 (What's in the box?) created by SpannerTheOdd (5 h 16 m 27 s ago).
204804:15:30: <Nala> Pendragon: A Bender's Friends (rating: +6, 6 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1530
204904:15:31: <Pendragon> .sm 1
205004:15:49: <Huitzil> that was not the sort of bender I wanted
205104:16:05: <FortuneFavorsBold> rumetzen: I've been through that before.
205204:16:06: <Andariel> my idea with one of my SCPs as well is
205304:16:10: <Andariel> it kills
205404:16:14: <Andariel> but it doesn't kill intentionally
205504:16:19: <FortuneFavorsBold> Maybe you should step back a while after all
205604:16:20: <Andariel> it's more like
205704:16:23: <Andariel> giving someone an opportunity to kill
205804:16:25: <FortuneFavorsBold> try reading some new material
205904:16:34: <FortuneFavorsBold> like, non-scp material
206004:16:36: <Pendragon> .sm 2
206104:16:37: <Nala> Pendragon: Visual Perfection (rating: +13, 4 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1497
206204:16:41: <Pendragon> .sm 3
206304:16:41: <Nala> Pendragon: What's in the box? (rating: +0, 3 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1873
206404:16:55: <Tretter> No offense, Andariel, but that sounds relatively boring.
206504:17:04: <FortuneFavorsBold> anyone wanna take a look at something for me?
206604:17:10: <rumetzen> FortuneFavorsBold, I have been
206704:17:11: <FortuneFavorsBold> You even get a choice which one.
206804:17:12: <Andariel> it's for an SCP
206904:17:12: <Tretter> A draft?
207004:17:16: <rumetzen> I've been reading a ton
207104:17:18: <Andariel> it's not an action script
207204:17:19: <rumetzen> it doesn't help
207304:17:42: <Tretter> Andariel, I know, my comment still applies
207404:17:45: <rumetzen> I just think I've hit a fucking wall
207504:17:50: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i dont like teleport for no reason items
207604:18:00: <Pendragon> .sm 4
207704:18:01: <Nala> Pendragon: I'm sorry, but I did not find that many search results.
207804:18:02: <FortuneFavorsBold> tretter: yep. I've got two I'm looking for opinions on. One is pretty well finished and another is a bit of a WIP, but still enough to give a good idea and get technical/story notes on.
207904:18:16: <FortuneFavorsBold> rumetzen: that may be...
208004:18:18: <Tretter> On the sandbox?
208104:18:29: <rumetzen> Ugh
208204:18:32: <Tretter> Or by some miracle of god it's somewhere else?
208304:18:32: <rumetzen> fuck
208404:18:34: <FortuneFavorsBold> Doesn't mean it's an infinite wall
208504:18:34: <rumetzen> this is fucking stupid
208604:18:40: <Andariel> or SCPs like...
208704:18:45: <Andariel> if you just stop touching this SCP, it will stop doing bad stuff
208804:18:51: <Andariel> but people can't stop touching it
208904:18:55: <Andariel> so it has to be Euclid
209004:18:55: <FortuneFavorsBold> tretter: http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/fortune
209104:19:04: <FortuneFavorsBold> "Attack of the Clones" is nearly done
209204:19:08: <Tretter> DAMN YOU SCHOOL COMPUTER?
209304:19:19: <FortuneFavorsBold> and "In the Year 2000" is the WIP
209404:19:21: <Andariel> like the Everything Tree
209504:19:25: <Andariel> that one was adorable
209604:19:31: <Tretter> I would look at it, but alas, my school is a dick and blocks the sandbox as a "Forums/Message Board"
209704:19:56: <Tretter> While the wiki is completely unblocked
209804:19:59: <ProcyonLotor> try https:'ing that shit
209904:20:16: <rumetzen> I don't know what the fuck I'm supposed to do
210004:20:19: <DrMrTheMinotaur> thats weird
210104:20:21: <rumetzen> reading new stuff hasn't helped
210204:20:24: <Tretter> Dosn't work, Coon. I've tried all the work-arounds I can find
210304:20:26: <rumetzen> stopping writing hasn't helped
210404:20:29: <ProcyonLotor> ah
210504:20:31: <ProcyonLotor> that blows
210604:20:33: <rumetzen> trying to force ideas hasn't helped
210704:21:06: <DrMrTheMinotaur> drugs?
210804:21:10: <reject> then stop trying to force ideas
210904:21:36: <DrMrTheMinotaur> idea will wome
211004:21:55: <slate> :3 http://images.4chan.org/v/src/1384488934517.jpg
211104:22:31: <FortuneFavorsBold> anytone besides tretter want a look?
211204:23:31: <slate> Fallout 4 confirmed for Connecticut
211304:23:39: <Andariel> lies and slander!
211404:24:02: <FortuneFavorsBold> http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/fortune
211504:24:45: <Joreth> zyn will kill me for my latest comment
211604:25:56: <UglyFlower> scp-1481 for anyone who has yet to see it! :3
211704:26:00: <UglyFlower> scp=1481
211804:26:02: <UglyFlower> fack
211904:26:05: <UglyFlower> scp-1481
212004:26:07: <Nala> UglyFlower: Crack Genie (rating: +28, 19 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1481
212104:26:16: <LiquidNightfury> Hah
212204:26:19: <LiquidNightfury> Crack genie.
212304:26:31: <UglyFlower> it came to me in a dream
212404:26:36: <UglyFlower> i shit you not
212504:26:46: <LiquidNightfury> Crack dream
212604:26:49: <LiquidNightfury> You crackhead
212704:26:58: <UglyFlower> :(
212804:27:06: <Andariel> lol losing lottery ticket
212904:27:35: <HexiHamaski> hm, remind me is neverwinter nights made by bioware?
213004:27:49: <Silber> .w neverwinter nighst
213104:27:49: <Nala> Silber: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neverwinter_Nights_2 (Neverwinter Nights 2 - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia) Neverwinter Nights 2 is a role-playing video game developed by Obsidian Entertainment and published by Atari. It is the sequel to BioWare's Neverwinter Nights ...
213204:28:02: <HexiHamaski> i'm seeing a lot of similarities to dragon age
213304:28:26: <slate> Andariel: But it is
213404:28:35: <Joreth> UglyFlower: read the last comment
213504:28:40: <UglyFlower> I did
213604:28:45: <UglyFlower> I gave it a +1
213704:28:47: <UglyFlower> :)
213804:28:50: <slate> http://images.4chan.org/v/src/1384482268597.jpg
213904:28:57: <slate> It takes place in the Commonwealth
214004:28:58: <UglyFlower> Seems pretty fitting for this
214104:29:00: <HexiHamaski> we need to be able to upvote comments
214204:29:02: <HexiHamaski> i swear
214304:29:20: <slate> There's also battlesh_cov.png, referring to Battleship Cove in MA
214404:29:23: <FortuneFavorsBold> UglyFlower: it's good
214504:29:30: <FortuneFavorsBold> i'm glad i read it
214604:29:34: <UglyFlower> :D
214704:29:39: <UglyFlower> thank you ^^
214804:29:48: <FortuneFavorsBold> are you in a place where you can read something?
214904:30:23: <UglyFlower> No I am currently mounted to a stake stationed above a volcano
215004:30:35: <FortuneFavorsBold> http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/fortune
215104:30:37: <FortuneFavorsBold> wise ass
215204:30:39: <UglyFlower> but you know what
215304:30:41: <UglyFlower> sure i will
215404:30:44: <UglyFlower> :)
215504:30:53: <FortuneFavorsBold> you can read either "In the year 2000" which is a WIP
215604:30:59: <Andariel> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ay0Lctu-xFE
215704:31:00: <Nala> Andariel: Carl Sagan Whale Song - Rap Remix by emike09fcmc (1 m 15 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ay0Lctu-xFE - published Sun Feb 24, 2013 - 4.85/5.00 (27.0, +26/-1), 2,289 views
215804:31:02: <Andariel> oops
215904:31:13: <FortuneFavorsBold> or you can read "Attack of the Clones" which is pretty much done, just needs one or two more look-overs.
216004:31:16: <HexiHamaski> UglyFlower: you were put there for your crimes against writing stop your complaining
216104:31:20: <Silber> man
216204:31:29: <Silber> these old-school RPGs on Kickstarter
216304:31:35: <Silber> are getting so much funding
216404:31:47: <HexiHamaski> yeah because they're awsome
216504:31:55: <Silber> What would Planescape's budget have been?
216604:32:06: <Silber> $10k? 20?
216704:32:51: <HexiHamaski> planescape : torment?
216804:33:07: <HexiHamaski> i think you're underestimating the cost of making a game
216904:33:34: <Randomini> http://www.scp-wiki.net/a-cooler-manifesto
217004:33:35: <Nala> Randomini: A Cooler Manifesto [Tale] (rating: +1, 2 revisions, 1 comments) - tags: tale, are-we-cool-yet
217104:33:41: <Randomini> stuck it on the main site
217204:33:45: <Randomini> have at me
217304:33:51: <Silber> probably
217404:34:32: <slate> Hehehehehe http://images.4chan.org/v/src/1384489359645.jpg
217504:34:42: <UglyFlower> randomini was duchamps final act of rebellion to give them the wrong type of pizza?
217604:34:57: <Randomini> yesssss
217704:35:08: <UglyFlower> That's pretty funny lol
217804:35:12: <HexiHamaski> the budget for FF7 was 45 million US
217904:35:22: <HexiHamaski> >.> now thats high for a playstation game but just look at ff7
218004:35:49: <UglyFlower> fortune you wanted me to read in the year 2000 right
218104:36:47: <FortuneFavorsBold> either that or "attack of the clones"
218204:36:52: <FortuneFavorsBold> you pick
218304:37:05: <FortuneFavorsBold> 2000 is not quite finished
218404:37:17: <UglyFlower> kk i'll read clones
218504:37:48: <FortuneFavorsBold> why? afraid of the clearance level :P
218604:37:52: <FortuneFavorsBold> Actually that's great
218704:38:02: <FortuneFavorsBold> I need to know if clones is ready
218804:38:59: <UglyFlower> alrighty
218904:44:35: <Randomini> is there a way for users to see who's voted on their articles?
219004:44:50: <ProcyonLotor> click rate at the bottom
219104:44:56: <ProcyonLotor> then "see who rated this article"
219204:45:14: <UglyFlower> fortunefavorsbold
219304:45:16: <Randomini> cool, thanks
219404:45:16: <UglyFlower> The site was abandoned in 1972 following multiple containment failure of anomalously produced and enhanced humanoids
219504:45:24: <UglyFlower> failure[s]
219604:46:16: <FortuneFavorsBold> actually, that one's equally correct both ways, but i'll consider it.
219704:46:38: <shoe> Oh sweet lord. The toothpick bugs.
219804:46:40: <FortuneFavorsBold> multiple 'containment failure' [scenarios]
219904:46:45: <shoe> I...*shudder*
220004:47:06: <UglyFlower> eh doesn't sound right in my head
220104:47:10: <TrennerD> hello
220204:47:48: <Randomini> hey trenner
220304:47:51: <Pendragon> Dear god
220404:47:56: <shoe> SCP-611
220504:47:56: <Nala> Shoe: Parasitic Toothpick (rating: +113, 16 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-611
220604:48:01: <Pendragon> I found a selena gomez song that is tolerable
220704:48:02: <ProcyonLotor> howdy
220804:48:16: <TrennerD> BTW Randomini, I absolutely loved wowwee go kill ursefl
220904:48:22: <FortuneFavorsBold> UglyFlower: alright, well... go on
221004:48:24: <shoe> As someone who used to suffer from chronic gum itch, those fill me with paranoia fuel
221104:48:25: <Pendragon> .y turn down the song
221204:48:26: <Nala> Pendragon: DJ Snake ft. Lil Jon - Turn Down For What (OFFICIAL AUDIO) by xoxoxo (3 m 39 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbVsO00M_PA - published Mon Sep 9, 2013 - 4.90/5.00 (24299.0, +23712/-587), 2,649,172 views
221304:48:37: <Pendragon> Wrong theing
221404:48:53: <Randomini> thanks, you should read the follow-on articles and upvote them and then I can ride this windfall of popularity to the moooooooon
221504:48:57: <Pendragon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8eXaXoUJRQ
221604:48:58: <Nala> Pendragon: Selena Gomez - Slow Down (Official) by SelenaGomezVEVO (3 m 31 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8eXaXoUJRQ - published Sat Jul 20, 2013 - 4.71/5.00 (509076.0, +471700/-37376), 57,637,067 views
221704:48:59: <Pendragon> There
221804:49:12: <Randomini> http://www.scp-wiki.net/a-cooler-manifesto
221904:49:13: <Nala> Randomini: A Cooler Manifesto [Tale] (rating: +1, 2 revisions, 1 comments) - tags: tale, are-we-cool-yet
222004:49:15: <TrennerD> wait, what follow-on articles?? i didn't see those
222104:49:17: <TrennerD> oh awesome
222204:49:19: <TrennerD> will read
222304:49:29: <Randomini> also http://www.scp-wiki.net/it-just-shattered
222404:49:30: <Nala> Randomini: It Just Shattered [Tale] (rating: +37, 2 revisions, 16 comments) - tags: tale, are-we-cool-yet
222504:49:37: <Pendragon> So I went through with my idea
222604:49:42: <Pendragon> Monsters in the Closet
222704:49:49: <Pendragon> But I need draft critique
222804:49:57: <Randomini> link us
222904:50:03: <Pendragon> http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/sirpendragon
223004:50:06: <Pendragon> Thar she blows
223104:50:12: <Pendragon> Draft off the port bow
223204:50:31: <TrennerD> I also have a new draft, which didn't get any response in the forums...but the SCP subreddit liked it, not that I put much stock in that
223304:50:41: <TrennerD> http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/dios
223404:51:11: <TrennerD> Okay, Pendragon, I'll give yours a whirl after I'm done with Randomini's tales. check mine out as well
223504:51:23: <Pendragon> Aight
223604:52:21: <UglyFlower> fortunefavorsbold Will never to disobey an order or defect from a mission
223704:52:32: <UglyFlower> missing a verb
223804:52:33: <Pendragon> Quick refresh the draft, I removed something
223904:52:54: <Randomini> yeah the note was a bit meh, was going to say
224004:53:16: <Randomini> tonewise it's fine, not sure about giving them codenames
224104:53:17: <FortuneFavorsBold> "...will"
224204:53:23: <FortuneFavorsBold> "disobey"
224304:53:28: <FortuneFavorsBold> "Defect"
224404:53:38: <FortuneFavorsBold> there are three verbs there.
224504:53:50: <UglyFlower> ohh
224604:53:56: <UglyFlower> i read will in the wrong context
224704:53:58: <UglyFlower> my apologies
224804:54:03: <TwistedGears> I don't think insomnia is supposed to be capitalized
224904:54:10: <Randomini> that too, yeah
225004:54:21: <UglyFlower> I read will as a verb not a noun
225104:54:25: <UglyFlower> my bad
225204:54:49: <Randomini> I don't think referring to the specific monster out of the closet at a given time as SCP-XXXX-1 is a good idea
225304:55:12: <Pendragon> Why is that
225404:55:19: <TwistedGears> "Said staff members are to have low scores on the international fear test." eh I don't really see the point of including this, you don't need to justify the SCP within the SCP
225504:55:21: <Randomini> just say one of the alphabetically ranked creatures exits
225604:55:28: <Pendragon> Aight
225704:55:36: <Randomini> well it's just that -1 can refer to any of -a to -k
225804:55:50: <Randomini> so why bother giving the collective designation
225904:55:56: <Pendragon> well a through k are currently dead
226004:56:02: <Pendragon> and they have been disected
226104:56:33: <Randomini> wait, so a through k are the only ones that they captured?
226204:56:48: <Pendragon> Other ones were destroyed
226304:56:48: <TrennerD> Oh damn. I'm going to have to mull "A Cooler Manifesto" over for awhile. There's a lot to digest. It answers so many questions I've had about AWCY?, but asks quite a few more. I wasn't familiar with the titles thing...has that been addressed before?
226404:56:55: <Randomini> I imagine they could pretty easily capture it every time
226504:57:02: <Randomini> ah
226604:57:32: <Randomini> Trenner, I think the only mention about any of the titles besides The Critic is in the tale named The Critic
226704:57:46: <MrCarbon> Randomini: you motherfucker
226804:57:46: <Randomini> don't think they've been mentioned elsewhere, might be wrong
226904:57:47: <MrCarbon> i h8 u
227004:57:49: <MrCarbon> because:
227104:57:51: <Pendragon> I'll list them as 1a through 1k
227204:58:04: <MrCarbon> what I was going to do with Som-Nu Deja Genial from 1496
227304:58:09: <MrCarbon> you've just done with Duchamp, twice.
227404:58:10: <MrCarbon> :D
227504:58:18: <Randomini> huehuehue
227604:58:35: <TrennerD> Gotcha. I liked that aspect. I think that tale is going to get the same response as wowee. the people that are meant to get it, will, and the rest won't.
227704:59:04: <MrCarbon> Randomini: my headcanon for SNDG was that it was just one French-Canadian guy, pissed off at everyone, who just wants to insult the Foundation and not necessarily murder a bunch of people
227804:59:15: <MrCarbon> wait a second
227904:59:19: <MrCarbon> it's all clear to me now!
228004:59:24: MrCarbon dramatically points at Randomini
228104:59:26: <MrCarbon> U STOLE MY OC
228204:59:28: <MrCarbon> :D
228304:59:33: <Randomini> OH SHIIIIIIII
228404:59:37: <Randomini> ABORT ABORT ABORT
228504:59:53: MrCarbon edits all his skips to have OC DO NOT STEAL on the top in huge letters
228605:00:12: <Randomini> that might be a good joke SCP
228705:00:13: <UglyFlower> I like it FortuneFavorsBold
228805:00:19: <Randomini> copyright notices everywhere
228905:00:31: <FortuneFavorsBold> cool
229005:00:31: <UglyFlower> tells a decent story despite the idea of cyborg super weapons feeling generic
229105:00:44: <Pendragon> Anyways can I get some more critique here?
229205:00:50: <UglyFlower> would upvote
229305:00:57: <Randomini> pendragon, it kind of works
229405:01:08: <Randomini> I'd probably be neutral on it
229505:01:11: <Pendragon> What do you mean by kinda
229605:01:30: <FortuneFavorsBold> cool cool
229705:01:31: <TrennerD> Okay. Seriously, who are you, dude? I think I like "It just shattered" as much as "wowwee" Ruiz Duchamp is making my day.
229805:01:39: <Pendragon> Well I guess I would like some information on how to turn that neutral in to an upvote
229905:01:42: <Randomini> it could have a better hook, I think
230005:01:50: <Pendragon> Did you get it, though?
230105:01:50: <FortuneFavorsBold> It started as a dummy document and ended up well executed enough to be a mainlist scp
230205:02:01: <Pendragon> Like, did you get what the creatures were?
230305:02:08: <Randomini> if you talked about the worlds on the other side of the closet, made exploration possible
230405:02:11: <Randomini> yeah
230505:02:22: <Pendragon> They were people
230605:02:44: <Pendragon> But I think the better thing would be that they were parents
230705:03:26: <Randomini> might need to make that a bit more explicit
230805:03:35: <Randomini> it's well written, no problem there of course
230905:03:46: <Pendragon> Like change it from "i'm so sorry" to "im so sorry son"
231005:05:31: <MrCarbon> there've been two newbies dropping awesome tales recently
231105:05:39: <MrCarbon> Randomini and, imo, comradechernov
231205:06:58: <Pendragon> I need something that helps my idea
231305:07:10: <Pendragon> So it's a closet that releases monsters
231405:07:13: <TrennerD> pendragon it's not doing it for me. i'm not getting whatever I'm supposed to be getting. it reminds me of SCP-354. the fact that the creatures randomly coming out of it were once human doesn't really make it any more interesting
231505:07:23: <Pendragon> Eh
231605:07:41: <Pendragon> 354 is more of a thing that's slowly gonna destroy the world
231705:08:01: <UglyFlower> scp-354
231805:08:03: <Nala> UglyFlower: The Red Pool (rating: +273, 39 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-354
231905:08:07: <Pendragon> 354 was my favorite skip
232005:08:11: <TrennerD> well before you get into the logs, it spits out quite a few random monsters
232105:08:18: <UglyFlower> scp-93
232205:08:18: <Nala> UglyFlower: [Page Not Found] - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-93
232305:08:24: <UglyFlower> scp-093
232405:08:25: <Nala> UglyFlower: Red Sea Object (rating: +544, 22 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-093
232505:08:26: <TrennerD> then it gets reallllllly interesting
232605:08:43: <UglyFlower> red sea object will forever be my favourite
232705:08:44: <TrennerD> but yours doesn't take the concept to any new places.
232805:09:00: <TrennerD> at least not yet
232905:09:02: <Randomini> I don't really understand the popularity of 093
233005:09:10: <Pendragon> It's a disk
233105:09:11: <Randomini> what is it I'm missing, I feel like an idiot
233205:09:13: <Pendragon> that goes to a mirror
233305:09:15: <TrennerD> ???
233405:09:21: <Pendragon> then goes to an alternate dimension
233505:09:27: <TrennerD> did you read all the exploration logs for 093?
233605:09:32: <Pendragon> Yes
233705:09:33: <simbiotic> added to it... but I'm gonna call it quits. Just one more critique sesh http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/simbiotic
233805:09:39: <Pendragon> It was pretty boring
233905:09:40: <Randomini> yeah
234005:09:45: <Pendragon> "hyper christian world"
234105:09:50: <Pendragon> Not very interesting.
234205:10:18: <simbiotic> i thought that one was pretty cool :/ it wasnt just a hyper christian world
234305:10:22: <Randomini> I dunno, just didn't grab me I guess
234405:10:45: <Pendragon> So in short: Weird obelisk thing that goes to a mirror and when held takes you to an alternate super christian world with unclean guys
234505:11:12: <TrennerD> you can simply any SCP like that and it will sound like crap though
234605:11:14: <simbiotic> it was a world with a religion so smothering that they subjected their own people to an evil, just so they could seem like the heroes that save them. except they didnt
234705:11:17: <TrennerD> simplify*
234805:11:20: <Pendragon> Not 354
234905:11:36: <Pendragon> Red pool what releases monsters and leads to a freaky deaky world
235005:11:46: <Pendragon> actually sounds okay in translation.
235105:12:00: <Randomini> I like the blood pool
235205:12:03: <simbiotic> lake of blood, spits out monsters
235305:12:12: <simbiotic> spits out random monsters
235405:12:19: <Pendragon> Leads to fucked up world
235505:12:32: <Pendragon> http://alphabit.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/book-with-wings.jpg
235605:12:36: <Pendragon> I just found a new idea.
235705:12:37: <simbiotic> man eating, invincible lizard, evolves a lot
235805:12:51: <simbiotic> music stand with wings?
235905:12:56: <Pendragon> Book with wings
236005:13:05: <simbiotic> makes me think of ghost sign
236105:13:09: <simbiotic> its a music stand
236205:13:13: <Pendragon> It's a book
236305:13:18: <simbiotic> or its on a music stand
236405:13:31: <ProcyonLotor> that's a music stand
236505:13:34: <simbiotic> to me it just looks like a music stand
236605:13:35: <Pendragon> IT"S A FUCKING BOOK
236705:13:36: <shoe> what are you going to call it?
236805:13:47: <ProcyonLotor> that is very clearly a music stand
236905:13:49: <simbiotic> the angel music stand?
237005:13:53: <simbiotic> yeah
237105:13:53: <ProcyonLotor> I use one every goddamn damn
237205:13:54: <simbiotic> right?
237305:13:55: <Pendragon> You shut up
237405:14:04: <simbiotic> I use a music stand too!
237505:14:08: <simbiotic> look at the base of it
237605:14:19: <Pendragon> Well actually I have two ideas now with the music stand
237705:14:21: <simbiotic> and the black part along the bottom of the "book"
237805:14:36: <simbiotic> whats the idea
237905:14:37: <simbiotic> anyways
238005:14:38: <simbiotic> ...
238105:14:43: <simbiotic> for the flying musicstand
238205:14:58: <slate> Hmmm
238305:14:58: <Pendragon> "Angelic Choir"
238405:15:02: <Nala> simbiotic: SCP-1489 (A "Ghost Train"), An Excerpt from Goodbye Ghost, Ghost, SCP-633 (Ghost In The Machine), SCP-373 (Ghost Record), plus 15 more.
238505:15:02: <simbiotic> .sea ghost sign
238605:15:09: <slate> I want a 1969 Dodge Charger
238705:15:14: <simbiotic> .sea ghost stop sign
238805:15:14: <Nala> simbiotic: SCP-1489 (A "Ghost Train"), An Excerpt from Goodbye Ghost, Ghost, SCP-633 (Ghost In The Machine), SCP-373 (Ghost Record), plus 17 more.
238905:15:19: <simbiotic> screw it
239005:15:23: <Pendragon> lel
239105:15:24: <slate> I want to paint it orange and do it up like the General Lee
239205:15:36: <simbiotic> .sea joke ghost stop sign
239305:15:37: <Nala> simbiotic: SCP-1489 (A "Ghost Train"), An Excerpt from Goodbye Ghost, Ghost, SCP-633 (Ghost In The Machine), SCP-373 (Ghost Record), plus 18 more.
239405:15:40: <simbiotic> FUCK
239505:15:42: <slate> Then speed through town while blasting Johnny Cash
239605:15:48: <Pendragon> .s The Ghoooost Siiiign
239705:15:49: <Nala> Pendragon: The Ghoooost Siiiign (rating: +244, 9 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-329-j
239805:15:55: <Pendragon> Boom bitch
239905:15:57: <simbiotic> GOD DAMn iT
240005:15:59: <Randomini> I need to read a 400 page sourcebook before going to my roleplaying game tomorrow please send help
240105:16:12: <simbiotic> wat
240205:16:26: <Theally> Drink lots of caffiene Randomini
240305:16:35: <Theally> and just read all night long
240405:16:41: <TrennerD> FYI pendragon I do think your SCP has potential, but will need more of a hook to get my upvote
240505:16:52: <Pendragon> I know
240605:16:57: <Pendragon> I might just scrap it
240705:16:58: <TrennerD> what that hook is, i'm not sure. not super helpful, i know
240805:17:03: <Randomini> I've been considering buying caffeine pills, they're cheaper than coffee and faster too
240905:17:07: <Pendragon> I'll probably just scrap it
241005:17:22: <TrennerD> you could just start a coke habit, that'll work
241105:17:23: <TrennerD> or meth
241205:17:27: <slate> " 256 General Lees were used to film [the Dukes of Hazzard]"
241305:17:31: <MrCarbon> Randomini: I rarely use caffeine - don't even drink anything caffeinated to wake up
241405:17:38: <slate> All dose Chargers ;_;
241505:17:40: <MrCarbon> but when I need it, I REALLY need it
241605:17:56: <Randomini> neither do I, I drink tea in the afternoon strong as hell though
241705:17:56: <MrCarbon> I actually use these little caffeinated 'creamer' things, Stok, that I picked up from a truck stop :D
241805:18:13: <Randomini> it'd be a useful thing to have in the med cabinet though
241905:18:17: <Randomini> the anti-sleep pills
242005:18:19: <MrCarbon> taste awful, but they work fast. I probably use.... hmm. one a week?
242105:19:09: <Pendragon> Hm... so another idea. "Arachne". It's a spider that weaves on a human's level, and is sentient
242205:19:19: <Randomini> "some pig"
242305:19:39: <shoe> "Pork: 5.99 a pound."
242405:19:50: <shoe> Charlotte in her /bad/ place, ladies and gentlemen
242505:19:51: <Randomini> you just described Charlotte's Web
242605:19:56: <Randomini> bahahaha
242705:20:00: <Pendragon> SHUT UP
242805:20:00: <Pendragon> AAAAAAAAAA
242905:20:03: <LiquidNightfury> Yeah
243005:20:06: <LiquidNightfury> It's exactly that. xD
243105:20:43: <shoe> Actually Arachne was a weaver who got on the bad side of Athena.
243205:20:53: <Pendragon> Then got turned up the spider
243305:20:54: <shoe> Athena apparently was a really petty bitch.
243405:21:03: <Pendragon> forever
243505:21:03: <Pendragon> and was cursed to climb up the waterspout
243605:21:08: <Pendragon> badum tssss
243705:21:10: <TrennerD> all the greek gods were petty bitches
243805:21:13: Pendragon quietly exits
243905:21:24: <Randomini> eris was the best greek goddess
244005:21:29: <shoe> Actually, from what I've read Hephestus and Hades were okay guys.
244105:21:32: <Randomini> "to the prettiest"
244205:21:35: <Randomini> what a huge troll
244305:21:35: <Dexanote> Goodnight.
244405:21:39: <Dexanote> Best greek goddess was Clio
244505:21:44: <Pendragon> Demeter was okay
244605:21:48: <slate> Fun Fact: The General Lee had on average 500-1000 pounds of ballast in the trunk, so as to prevent it nosing over during jumps
244705:21:48: <Pendragon> Just pretty damn clingy
244805:21:49: <shoe> Hades kidnapped Persephone, yeah, but compared to what his brothers got up to...
244905:22:04: <shoe> And in some stories, he didn't kidnap her, they eloped
245005:22:10: <Randomini> zeus why do you keep fucking all the animals please stop
245105:22:17: <Randomini> we're worried about you
245205:22:25: <Pendragon> NO SHUT UP I'M SO DRUNK
245305:22:28: <TrennerD> hephaestus was probably the only real decent one, but of course he was a cuckold
245405:22:30: <shoe> Zeus was the original furry. (I kid.)
245505:22:32: <Pendragon> *Zeus keeps fucking a goat*
245605:22:33: <shoe> Furries are okay
245705:22:41: <Pendragon> Well okay
245805:22:47: <Pendragon> I'm alright with their porn
245905:22:52: <Pendragon> But everything else is stupid
246005:23:01: <TrennerD> that's what is so great about the greek gods; they were all imperfect in different ways
246105:23:16: <Randomini> whatever gets them off doesn't annoy me
246205:24:27: <Pendragon> I love how the chat instantly shuts the fuck up when a mod comes in
246305:24:39: <Randomini> none of the people downvoting Cooler Manifesto are leaving comments
246405:24:48: <Randomini> I say "none of" but there's only 4 so far
246505:25:15: <TrennerD> i haven't upvoted it yet, but i think i will after reading shattered. i should've read that one first
246605:26:14: <GrandEnder> For an SCP, would it be beneficial to standardize all messages which are received by the SCP Foundation so that they are in the same style? If, for example, one was sent which was in the style of an interview, would it be appropriate to add in the bolding? Would this create confusion in the reader as to the source of the interview?
246705:26:32: <TheGreekOwl> http://i.imgur.com/L63LVf7.jpg
246805:26:37: <Randomini> it's probably fine
246905:26:40: <TheGreekOwl> Broni Friendzoni is here.
247005:26:56: <Randomini> whatever formatting doesn't violate site rules and looks best is fine
247105:27:11: <TrennerD> anyone able to do a quick read through of my new SCP? i've gotten zero feedback in the forums. i don't want to cold post, and the scp subreddit's positive feedback isn't enough for me to mainlist it yet, positive or not
247205:27:12: <Pendragon> I sometimes give my tortoise shades and a little paper fedora and call him "MC Tortoise"
247305:27:34: <Randomini> Trenner you're Dios right
247405:27:39: <TrennerD> yes
247505:27:47: <Randomini> reading now
247605:27:51: <TrennerD> yay
247705:28:15: <MrCarbon> TrennerD: haha shit, I never thought of using the subreddit to proof drafts
247805:29:02: <TrennerD> there are quite a few SCP regulars in there, so it's valid, but only as a secondary or tertiary source for feedback IMO
247905:29:06: <Joreth> I'm looking up brony school presentations
248005:29:08: <Joreth> why
248105:29:08: <Joreth> oh god
248205:29:32: <Tox> Joreth: why not
248305:29:37: <TrennerD> i was really surprised to get a few line by line critiques that were quite helpful
248405:29:55: <Randomini> Trenner this is really goof
248505:29:59: <Randomini> *doog
248605:30:02: <Randomini> *bluh
248705:30:05: <Randomini> *I like it
248805:30:40: <Randomini> wasn't expecting it from the picture but the logs make it for me
248905:30:41: <Joreth> tox I thought they would be funny but they made me more worried than elated
249005:30:42: <Joreth> like
249105:30:47: <Soulless> TrennerD: this chat is fordrafts
249205:30:48: <Joreth> these people are the leaders of tomorrow
249305:30:52: <Soulless> it takes drafts as priority
249405:30:59: <Soulless> So post it and I'll try to direct other people to you
249505:31:19: <Tox> Joreth: So?
249605:31:22: <TrennerD> thanks! i wasn't sure about the repetition part of it
249705:31:39: <TrennerD> Soulless: thank you! my sandbox is here: http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/dios
249805:31:48: <Soulless> Ok everyone /waves op flag
249905:32:03: MrCarbon reads draft
250005:32:06: <Soulless> Please be good writers and support each other and punt TrennerD's shit to the ground
250105:32:07: <Joreth> tox imagine a thread on equestria daily "we congratulate nick mcbuttfuck on becoming the first open brony to be elected president"
250205:32:14: <Soulless> <3
250305:32:34: <TrennerD> hahahaha
250405:32:45: <TrennerD> it'll make a man out of me
250505:34:38: <MrCarbon> TrennerD: sadly, I can't punt this too hard to the ground because I really like it
250605:35:02: <TrennerD> yeah? the lack of real answers doesn't bother you?
250705:35:10: <Tox> Joreth: ...so?
250805:35:42: <MrCarbon> TrennerD: we're talking about the slide tunnel right?
250905:35:57: <MrCarbon> ...
251005:35:59: <MrCarbon> I bet not
251105:36:01: <TrennerD> yes definitely
251205:36:07: <MrCarbon> oh never mind then
251305:36:13: <TrennerD> the other one needs tons of work still
251405:36:16: <MrCarbon> the lack of real answers is an asset to me, frankly
251505:36:30: <MrCarbon> I'd like to see a return of more mysterious objects and anomalies
251605:36:35: <TrennerD> good, because I thought so too.
251705:36:40: <Joreth> tox the point isn't that they're bronies it's that the presentations are so cringeworthy because of its content and delivery
251805:37:21: <TrennerD> i feel like it leaves a lot up to the reader's imagination, but in a way that's not just lazy writing. at least I hoped that was true
251905:37:23: <Tox> what kind of presentatons?
252005:37:43: <TheGreekOwl> http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/296/e/0/why_i_can__t_join_windsonde_by_babbletrish-d31dkvj.jpg D:
252105:37:47: <TheGreekOwl> Not the gryphons too...
252205:38:42: <Soulless> TrennerD: "So far, only human beings have been able to bring about this effect; other animals, plants, and inanimate objects are unaffected." this is so redundant
252305:39:09: <Soulless> "So far only humans have activated SCP-XXXX's anomalous properties, non-humans have not done so"
252405:39:12: <Soulless> That's like saying
252505:39:27: <Soulless> "The kettle is black; the kettle is the opposite of white"
252605:39:52: <Blackwing> https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1469963_10153510079775455_979226755_n.jpg
252705:39:53: <MrCarbon> Soulless: disagree, actually
252805:40:08: <MrCarbon> the second clause specifies the groups of test samples that have been tried
252905:40:16: <Soulless> MrCarbon: ok then
253005:40:19: <MrCarbon> just "non-humans" might imply "only animals" or etc
253105:40:35: <Soulless> "only human beings" is really explicit
253205:40:38: <Soulless> Like very explicit
253305:40:45: <TrennerD> I think you're both right.
253405:40:47: <Soulless> lol
253505:40:58: <TrennerD> Either way, there's probably a better way to write that sentence
253605:41:22: <TrennerD> will try to rephrase
253705:41:34: <TheGreekOwl> https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1469963_10153510079775455_979226755_n.jp
253805:41:36: <TheGreekOwl> https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1469963_10153510079775455_979226755_n.jpg*
253905:41:38: <TheGreekOwl> https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1469963_10153510079775455_979226755_n.jpg *
254005:41:52: <TheGreekOwl> I was going to say something but fuck it
254105:41:59: <Soulless> TrennerD: "Attempts to tie safety lines to test subjects in an effort to pull them back have ended in failure, as the line is severed at the moment the test subject disappears." I feel it would read smoother as "Attempts to tie safety lines to test subjects in an effort to pull them back have resulted in the line severing at the moment of predicted disappearance"
254205:42:01: <Soulless> or something like that
254305:43:07: <TrennerD> Hmmm...I feel like I'm okay with either one, but my writing has never been very strong. I may revisit that part.
254405:43:38: <Soulless> TrennerD: "I think I'm starting to have a panic attack. I…I…I can't breathe…" I feel tha it's not all that common for people to say 'I'm tots having a panic attack' generally people who are having a panic attack are too busy having a panic attack to talk about their panic attack
254505:44:53: <Soulless> TrennerD: Furthermore I feel the doctor's being unnecessarily underboob sweat
254605:45:22: <TrennerD> I have to disagree with you there, because that quote was taken almost directly from me in real life. Maybe I wasn't actually going to have a real panic attack, but I thought I was
254705:45:27: <Soulless> snarky asshole comments like "I can't think with him screaming like that." or "Just send in some other D-class" is kinda an asshole
254805:45:37: <Soulless> I'm pretty sure that the D-class is having an actual panic attack
254905:45:48: <TrennerD> dude he IS an asshole
255005:46:13: <Soulless> Either way I feel it'd be stronger to cut out "I think I'm starting to have a panic attack" and just skip to "I can't breathe"
255105:46:22: <TrennerD> i can accept that
255205:46:48: <Soulless> Also I don't care if he is an asshole, i'm saying I feel it's detracting from the story because I'm too busy thinking about some dickbutt doctor than the actual article itself, y'see?
255305:47:03: <TrennerD> Here's the thing about Dr. Darritz, he only cares about test results. that doesn't make him an interesting character, I know
255405:47:07: <TrennerD> but
255505:47:09: <Soulless> It's like if the article was about Dr. Dickass, then shure
255605:47:14: <Soulless> but the article /isn't/ about him
255705:47:26: <TrennerD> Actually, it sort of is about him...
255805:47:32: Soulless shrugs
255905:47:33: <Soulless> ok then
256005:47:34: <Blackwing> Who has seen Night of the Doctor?
256105:47:38: <Soulless> You're the author
256205:47:51: <TrennerD> You've got a doctor that only cares about test results. And you've got an SCP that is almost impossible to test.
256305:48:32: <TrennerD> there's no video, and the test subjects can't see anything or move enough to gather any real information
256405:48:36: <Soulless> TrennerD: I say I don't like it, because beyond the repeating thing which is interesting, it doesn't do anything with it and then there's dr. dickbutt
256505:48:53: <Soulless> Frankly I don't care about the doctor
256605:48:55: <Soulless> Like I really don't
256705:49:11: <Soulless> I'm more interested in the weirdness of an article
256805:49:33: <Soulless> So it's definitely /not/ up my alley, but that may likely be because I have very particular tastes
256905:50:32: <TrennerD> well, you're not really supposed to care about him. i'm just pointing out that he's basically the worst possible person to have in charge of this particular SCP. it's not necessarily interesting,
257005:50:47: <TrennerD> just gives a reason why he gets more dickish throughout
257105:51:46: <Soulless> Again, you've making the article about a doctor that I don't give half a shit about
257205:51:50: <TrennerD> all that said, I'll definitely take the idea that he may detract from the actual SCP for some people into consideration. I'm not in love with him
257305:52:05: <TrennerD> fair enough
257405:52:07: <Soulless> When I'm far more interested in the effect than I am about an asshole doc
257505:52:41: <Soulless> Again you're the author and you have every right to do your article how you want, this is just my personal opinion, in the end my vote only counts as one (1) vote
257605:53:00: <TrennerD> i got ya, but I love to have all sorts of feedback from all sorts of tastes
257705:53:12: <MrCarbon> TrennerD: ON THE OTHER HAND ;) I liked the interactions between the D-class and the researcher
257805:53:49: <MrCarbon> I have different tastes than Soulless when it comes to characters, mind, so you should still take his comments into account
257905:54:26: <TrennerD> let's say he's dr. average and isn't a dick. or that he's toned down a little. what do you think is missing from it? answers? more detail? should the repetition be expanded upon?
258005:55:15: <TrennerD> thanks MrCarbon! I feel like you get exactly what I was going for. I wish I thought everyone would feel that way
258105:55:35: <Soulless> I like the repetition
258205:55:40: <Soulless> It makes it like
258305:55:53: <Soulless> a person who is bound to a single moment again and again without realizing it
258405:55:59: <Soulless> I love shit like that
258505:56:10: <Randomini> question: should I write more Ruiz or populate the GOIs with named characters for other people to use
258605:56:25: <TheGreekOwl> http://i.imgur.com/pkrR4RK.gif Russia
258705:56:28: <TheGreekOwl> Definetely Russia
258805:56:29: <TheGreekOwl> Must be
258905:56:41: <Randomini> outside of the foundation, almost no named or notable characters
259005:56:56: <TrennerD> write more Ruiz but give it a different angle. i can tell people were already getting a little weary of his schtick. I wasn't, but I'm not everyone
259105:57:21: <TrennerD> Soulless: See, that is why I'm glad I didn't take it any further.
259205:57:41: <TrennerD> There are a lot of possibilities
259305:57:45: <Soulless> Randomini: Write interesting stories
259405:57:55: <Soulless> Randomini: It doesn't matter as long as the story is good
259505:58:01: <LiquidNightfury> Worst possible person to have in charge of a SCP seems just a touch lolfoundationy, IMO.
259605:58:03: <Soulless> TrennerD: Works 4 me
259705:58:38: <TrennerD> it's possible that the repetition isn't even coming from the d-class. it's also possible that none of the communication was from the d-class. there's no real evidence either way
259805:58:57: <TrennerD> LiquidNightFury: it wasn't purposely done that way.
259905:59:10: <LiquidNightfury> mm.
260005:59:21: <TrennerD> it really did come about organically as I wrote the logs by the seat of my pants
260105:59:41: <MrCarbon> Randomini: write some more characters in different GOIs - Dr. Wondertainment springs to mind
260205:59:49: <LiquidNightfury> I mean
260305:59:53: <TrennerD> he's just frustrated, nothing so overboard that it makes it LOLfoundation
260406:00:06: <LiquidNightfury> What I mean is
260506:00:11: <LiquidNightfury> It's unproffesional.
260606:00:17: <LiquidNightfury> professional, even.
260706:00:22: <Blackwing> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jboIiCsgIrY
260806:00:22: <Nala> BlackWing: Everything Wrong With Back To The Future in 8 Minutes Or Less by CinemaSins (9 m 47 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jboIiCsgIrY - published Thu Nov 14, 2013 - 4.93/5.00 (9885.0, +9717/-168), 208,018 views
260906:01:06: <TrennerD> sure, it is. but perhaps he's a person who has only worked with SCPs that were easy to test.
261006:01:28: <LiquidNightfury> In which case, you'd think the Foundation would reassign him and replace him with someone who knew what they were doing.
261106:01:48: <TrennerD> it's just human frustration. maybe he's even a little upset about losing or "wasting" a d-class, and is lashing out
261206:02:20: <TrennerD> I seriously considered adding a note saying that he was removed from the project. Do you think there's merit to that idea? Or would it be better to scrap him entirely?
261306:02:51: <LiquidNightfury> Honestly, if it's distracting as Soulless says I'd scrap it or at least make it far more understated
261406:04:35: <TrennerD> i just don't think he's that over-the-top. i didn't put much effort into the character, it just happened that way. It's not meant to be particularly interesting. In fact, it's sort of mundane.
261506:05:16: <TrennerD> This was just the wrong scp for this person to be testing. it's not a focus of the article, it's just something that happened
261606:05:29: <TrennerD> he probably would be reassigned
261706:06:09: <MrCarbon> Randomini: so also, I just read your latest, and I hope for now last (because overload, not because they suck) Ruiz tale
261806:06:19: <MrCarbon> the point about the toyman having tons of creativity is well put
261906:06:27: <MrCarbon> ;)
262006:06:27: <MrCarbon> MAYBE EXPLORE THAT IN TALES just sayin'
262106:06:37: <Randomini> yeah I might do Wondertainment next
262206:06:38: <Soulless> TrennerD: again it's up to you
262306:07:00: <Soulless> TrennerD: mind you me as a person also doesn't like humans in general, so even virtual humans can make me sneer because I'm a horrible person
262406:07:02: <Soulless> ;p
262506:07:40: <Blackwing> https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/577519_405205189606762_543910255_n.jpg
262606:08:38: <TrennerD> i know, and that's okay. I just have to weigh how important it is to the article. will removing that aspect make some people like it less? probably not, but I haven't had that much feedback overall. Some more chat sessions over the weekend might help me decide
262706:09:34: <Blackwing> Guys. We've gone right past AI and went straight to suicidal
262806:09:36: <Blackwing> http://kotaku.com/tragic-robot-suicide-stuns-small-town-1464850323?utm_campaign=Socialflow_Kotaku_Facebook&utm_source=Kotaku_Facebook&utm_medium=Socialflow
262906:10:24: <TrennerD> Soulless: hypothetically how close does toning him down get to an upvote from you?
263006:10:33: <TrennerD> to the point where he's not a distraction, I mean
263106:11:36: <Soulless> TrennerD: I don't know
263206:11:56: <Soulless> I'm more likely to neutral vote an article like this
263306:12:47: <Randomini> alright, starting on new story, working title The Toyman Cometh
263406:13:15: <TrennerD> Okay. Well thank you for taking the time to give me as much feedback as you did. You gave me a lot to think about.
263506:15:49: <Soulless> TrennerD: good luck dudebro
263606:15:54: <Soulless> like high five go kick some ass
263706:16:03: <Taman_Shud> Good luck whatever it is
263806:16:31: <TrennerD> Soulless: thanks tiger/chief/champ/sport
263906:16:45: <TrennerD> and or big guy
264006:17:05: <MrCarbon> he's only about 1.6 meters tall
264106:17:10: <Soulless> I prefer slenderman no1 fan
264206:17:11: <MrCarbon> ;)
264306:17:12: <Soulless> ;3
264406:17:15: <Soulless> fuk u MrCarbon
264506:17:50: <TrennerD> slandermen nofun, got it
264606:19:05: <Randomini> mak scap-2000 b slandaman plz wid be funii
264706:19:11: <Soulless> lol
264806:19:20: <Soulless> Randomini: can you not
264906:19:23: <TrennerD> randomini plz
265006:19:43: <Soulless> Do you know how many times in my years of being here
265106:20:08: <Soulless> That some dude runs up to megoing "loook look some dudebro wrote a shitty slendy scp you gotta see this"
265206:20:18: <Soulless> and then I have to go and see some shitty slendy scp
265306:20:25: <Randomini> probably every day
265406:20:34: <Soulless> Not every day
265506:20:40: <Soulless> maybe every month or couple of months
265606:20:44: <TrennerD> I've only seen someone submit Slenderman as a serious SCP on here once. And it was as shitty as I could imagine. I can't imagine how many others have been written...
265706:21:12: <Randomini> I once tried to make an SCP out of cellular automata pinnacles
265806:21:30: <Randomini> it was keter because it was growing linearly but uncontrollably
265906:21:37: <Accelerando> http://puu.sh/5iPuG.png
266006:21:42: <Randomini> nobody liked it, deleted it at -5
266106:22:50: <Soulless> TrennerD: Man I'v seen some shit
266206:22:57: <TrennerD> i once tried to make an alien security camera scp but my descriptive writing is subpar and nobody got the twist. i still have it on the backburner but it needs major work. I self deleted at -17 or so. So sad.
266306:23:00: <Soulless> Sit your young butt down and let grandpa soulless tell you a story
266406:23:06: <TrennerD> Please do!
266506:23:13: Soulless takes his pipe
266606:23:17: <slate> I wish I had this much swag http://i.imgur.com/kv4EFl1.png
266706:23:21: Randomini sits on lap
266806:23:22: <MrCarbon> Randomini: just don't recycle the same ideas
266906:23:24: <Soulless> It's called, the semen soap dispenser SCP
267006:23:32: <TrennerD> oh DO TELL
267106:23:39: <slate> Soulless, do you think I would look good in that vest cape thing?
267206:23:44: <Soulless> It was an SCP article someone posted on the site, shortly after we removed the application for a time
267306:23:46: <MrCarbon> "New, from Dr. Wondertainment - Paly Wiv Fun Tedy Bare!"
267406:23:49: <slate> I want one, regardless of your answer
267506:24:03: <Soulless> It was a soap dispenser that dispensed superconcentrated semen
267606:24:12: <Soulless> The addendum involved the talk of weaponizing the semen
267706:24:14: <TrennerD> oh i didn't even know that time existed. that must've been real, real dark...
267806:24:24: <slate> I do not however want it in conjunction with a 1969 Charger resembling the General Lee, these are strictly separate fantasies
267906:24:28: <Accelerando> Soulless: Why? Why? Why?
268006:24:38: <Soulless> And the test logs involved impregnating D-class women, and then [DATA EXPUNGED] when they gave birth
268106:24:48: <Accelerando> WHY?
268206:24:53: <slate> This reminds me of dick tree
268306:24:57: <Randomini> they gave birth to soap babies
268406:25:00: <slate> Except dick tree is still on the site
268506:25:10: <Soulless> TrennerD: no it wasn't all that dark tbh
268606:25:40: <TrennerD> no applications? i would've thought that'd be pretty rough
268706:25:41: <Soulless> TrennerD: Regardless of all other things, I feel that the posting and quality of shit vs good comes in waves
268806:25:49: <Soulless> Some weeks it's failure after failure
268906:25:50: <Randomini> see that's the kind of jokey shit that AWCY can make from shit into brilliant
269006:26:00: <Soulless> some weeks every article is +50 in under 24 hours
269106:26:12: <TrennerD> sometimes the failure weeks are the most entertaining too, even if it is soul crushing
269206:26:17: <Soulless> It was no different then
269306:26:31: <Nala> Slate: Dino Hunter Model 6 (rating: +78, 11 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1905
269406:26:32: <slate> SCP-1905
269506:27:02: <TrennerD> I still get a really guilty pleasure anytime a newbie posts like 3 scps in one day
269606:27:26: <TrennerD> i shouldn't like it, but i do. it's such a train wreck every time.
269706:27:47: <slate> Schadenfreude is perfectly alright
269806:27:54: <Soulless> tbh I'm fairly neutral
269906:27:55: <Randomini> I had most of Ruiz written out pretty quickly, I've spaced it out to avoid the curse of the noob flood
270006:28:01: <Soulless> because I by default don't like a lot of SCPs
270106:28:03: <Accelerando> I remember that Hell hound from Las Vegas, my favorite so far
270206:28:11: <Soulless> Because I have my particular tastes lol
270306:28:13: <TrennerD> i'm a bad person but I love when 12 year olds hit the forums and toss out like 20 terrible, generic, uncreative ideas
270406:28:27: <slate> Soulless only upvotes if he can read it while crying and listening to My Chemical Romance
270506:28:28: <Accelerando> But it's also fun to go through and tear through each one
270606:28:38: <Soulless> Slate: shush
270706:28:43: <slate> Or some horrific Touhou/My Chemical Romance crossover
270806:28:47: <Soulless> Slate: I also upvote things I want to date '^'
270906:28:52: <slate> That exists, I'll bet anything, it exists
271006:29:00: <MrCarbon> Slate: I just coffeescreened
271106:29:13: <Soulless> I don't just upvote things I cry to
271206:29:16: <MrCarbon> Soulless: I think the bit about you upvoting while crying and listening to MCR should be on your author page :D
271306:29:17: <slate> Soulless: Why don't you want to date my gun
271406:29:20: <Soulless> I also upvote things I'd have sex with
271506:29:24: <slate> Do you hate America or something?
271606:29:25: Soulless not serious
271706:29:39: <slate> Soulless, I'm getting suspicious here
271806:29:43: <Soulless> What
271906:29:47: <slate> Soulspicious even
272006:29:53: <TrennerD> I still laugh when I remember my wife's 14 year old cousin pitching me ideas after I showed him the site
272106:30:42: <Taman_Shud> I feel that you can only through AWCY on so much stuff before I want to go to the local community college and start rounding up people for firing squads
272206:30:52: <TrennerD> "what about a guy who always lies? you ask him if he wants to kill you and he says "no" but he really means "yes". and then he kills you"
272306:31:17: <Soulless> TrennerD: this reminds me of butt ghost and ghost sign
272406:31:24: <Soulless> !sea butt ghost
272506:31:25: <Nala> Soulless: the butt ghost!! (rating: +188, 10 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-789-j
272606:31:35: <Soulless> !sea cooties
272706:31:36: <Nala> Soulless: Cooties (rating: +95, 4 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-078-j
272806:31:41: <Soulless> !sea ghost sign
272906:31:41: <slate> Soulless, do you want to have sex with the but ghost?
273006:31:42: <Nala> Soulless: SCP-1489 (A "Ghost Train"), An Excerpt from Goodbye Ghost, Ghost, SCP-633 (Ghost In The Machine), SCP-373 (Ghost Record), plus 15 more.
273106:31:50: <Nala> Slate: The Ghoooost Siiiign (rating: +244, 9 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-329-j
273206:31:50: <slate> .sea ghooo
273306:31:50: <Soulless> Slate: lol
273406:31:54: <TrennerD> yes, exactly. funnily enough I re-read both of those Corbette specials today
273506:32:27: <Accelerando> Is it just me, or is almost every comment Corbbette makes funny
273606:32:40: <Soulless> Accelerando: Corbutte isn't funny
273706:32:42: <Soulless> He's a butte
273806:32:46: <TrennerD> no
273906:32:48: <TrennerD> don't do it
274006:33:01: <Soulless> TrennerD: your a butte
274106:33:05: <TrennerD> but yes, he always makes me laugh
274206:33:14: <slate> Why do you hate butane so much, Soulless
274306:33:28: <TrennerD> Has Salman ever written an SCP that's not humorous in some way?
274406:33:28: <slate> Butane is a chemical, and if anything's American, it's chemicals
274506:33:38: <Taman_Shud> Butane is a bastard gas! Propane Stronk!
274606:33:39: <TrennerD> I mean, I know he's done non-j's like 1545
274706:33:45: <slate> I'm getting REEEAL suspicious, Soulless
274806:33:52: <Nala> TrennerD: Larry the Loving Llama (rating: +209, 16 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1545
274906:33:52: <TrennerD> scp-1545
275006:34:05: <Soulless> Slate: suspicious of what
275106:34:18: <TrennerD> nothing in particular, he's just the NSA
275206:34:47: <Randomini> .sea dial-a-llama
275306:34:48: <Nala> Randomini: Dial-a-Llama (rating: +133, 18 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1296
275406:34:50: <slate> You hate chemicals (the most American science) and you hate dinosaur gun (dinosaurs and gunology are the top fields of study in the US)
275506:34:57: <slate> So whaat does this tell me
275606:35:07: <Taman_Shud> No he's not Slate isn't NSA he doesn't have the electronics chops nor the pedo stache
275706:35:23: <Taman_Shud> Wait, if I recall Slate does know a bit of MTG
275806:35:25: <TrennerD> There's a certain eagle-shooting gun that would probably like a word with you, Mr. Soulless
275906:35:30: <Taman_Shud> HE IS NSA!
276006:35:33: <Soulless> TrennerD: lol
276106:35:47: <slate> Taman is the CIA, I am the NSA, this is all a conspiracy
276206:35:58: <slate> Cover up, cover up!
276306:36:10: <Taman_Shud> Roflbot
276406:36:26: <Soulless> WE'RE TOTALLY not GONNA BOMB THE WHITE HOUSE
276506:36:28: <Soulless> RIGHT YOU GUYS
276606:36:32: <slate> The only government organization I've worked with directly is the FBI
276706:36:39: <Soulless> ALL MY FRIENDS WHO ARE GONNA not BOMB ANYHING
276806:36:51: <slate> Which was kind of cool, because I got to talk to an FBI guy all of once
276906:37:24: <Randomini> fuck the NSA I live in australia where we have freedom and kangaroos and spiders and fires and please send help
277006:37:33: <TrennerD> What's really sad is that I'm actually a little scared for you now, Soulless
277106:37:40: <Soulless> TrennerD: what
277206:37:52: <Accelerando> *Scared of FTFY
277306:38:00: <TrennerD> that too
277406:38:30: <TrennerD> Randomini: even your beaver-ducks are poisonous
277506:38:34: <slate> Soulless is nothing to fear, Soulless is just a small man hiding in his tiny room getting high on incense and staring at Touhou figurines
277606:38:56: <Soulless> Slate: I'm not allowed to burn incense anymore
277706:39:01: <Soulless> It was a fire hazard
277806:39:04: <slate> Unfortunate
277906:39:14: <Soulless> I spray my room now with incense-like room sprays
278006:39:16: <Soulless> :3
278106:39:16: <TrennerD> and they ran out of commie scent
278206:39:50: <slate> Hear that, Soulless? Trenner just called you a commie.
278306:40:12: <TrennerD> that was a typo. it should've said cummy
278406:40:12: <Soulless> Slate: To be honest I get that shit a lot IRL
278506:40:18: <Soulless> because I'm Chinese
278606:40:42: <TrennerD> annoying. where do you live?
278706:40:44: <Soulless> So I've kind of try to ignore it because the joke gets old very quickly
278806:40:58: <Soulless> America :\
278906:41:01: <slate> Soulless: I was chilling with some Vietnamese friends and there was this other guy there
279006:41:13: <slate> And the one was talking about how she came here from Saigon
279106:41:17: <Accelerando> Soulless: Come to Hawaii, where we are a fruit salad of races
279206:41:18: <slate> And then he blurted out
279306:41:20: <TrennerD> yea but america vermont vs america mississippi could make a lot of difference
279406:41:22: <slate> "Are you a communist?"
279506:41:59: <TrennerD> please tell me he was like 15 years old. right? right, he was only 15
279606:42:18: <slate> Nope
279706:42:28: <Soulless> Slate: Yeah that shit gets old
279806:42:32: <Soulless> /real old/
279906:42:33: <slate> She just got kind of befuddled and yelled out "No! I hate communism!"
280006:43:08: <Randomini> but communism is awesome
280106:43:26: <slate> Randomini: The only people who praise communism are those who've never lived under it
280206:43:36: <Soulless> Aww yis spraying room spray
280306:43:40: <Soulless> fuck y'all my room smells like incense now
280406:43:45: <Soulless> I don't even need to burn
280506:43:46: <Soulless> biptches
280606:43:47: <Randomini> Slate: nobody's ever lived in true communism bar hippies
280706:43:57: <TrennerD> i love how people know like one thing about another race/country/culture and will immediately blurt it out regardless of context
280806:44:15: <slate> Randomini: True, marxist, ideal communism is an impossiblity. As is true idealist capitalism.
280906:44:24: <TrennerD> Slate: exactly
281006:44:26: <slate> In practice, people living under communism don't like it.
281106:44:42: <Randomini> yeah
281206:44:58: <slate> Capitalism is preferable, it's not ideal, but it's significantly better than the alternatives.
281306:45:19: <slate> Now that I think of it, I know a lot of people who've lived under communism
281406:45:21: <Soulless> Capitalism does terrible shit to other countries
281506:45:23: <slate> What's the deal with that
281606:45:30: <Randomini> the only reason the alternatives don't work are that people are assholes to each other
281706:45:34: <TrennerD> Soulless: agreed
281806:45:50: <TrennerD> Randomini: true, and that's something that will never go out of style unfortunately
281906:45:55: <Soulless> Capitalism does terrible shit here too, but it's most noticeable in poorer countries
282006:45:59: <TrennerD> People LIKE being assholes
282106:47:03: <TrennerD> Yeah it's super depressing to find out how well-known popular companies are still doing deplorable shit in third world countries, and you never hear about it on the news
282206:47:15: <TrennerD> yay greed
282306:47:33: <slate> Gotta keep up production
282406:48:32: <TrennerD> it's just weird that companies like coca-cola and chiquita and nestle can and will fuck shit up in countries on the same scale that the CIA does
282506:48:49: <slate> HAHAHHAAHHAHHA
282606:49:03: <slate> You're joking right?
282706:49:11: <Randomini> >CIA doing shit
282806:49:26: <TrennerD> you're right, they're better at it
282906:49:28: <Randomini> heh u funni
283006:49:30: <TrennerD> than the CIA
283106:49:40: <slate> top dog companies drive some fucked shit
283206:49:50: <slate> But I don't think you understand CIA pull
283306:50:01: <TrennerD> i probably don't
283406:50:43: <slate> Coca Cola isn't out driving militias through Bolvia to hunt down Che Guevara
283506:50:53: <TrennerD> they all seem to be capable of removing/putting people in power though
283606:51:19: <slate> TrennerD: companies can tug at the gears, throw money around
283706:51:31: <slate> Clandestine services can fuck with the levers
283806:52:59: <TrennerD> i don't think you give corporations enough credit
283906:53:13: <slate> You give them too much
284006:53:22: <TrennerD> very possible!
284106:53:55: <Taman_Shud> Corporations can pull levers too
284206:54:02: <Soulless> Money makes the world go round
284306:54:10: <Taman_Shud> Clandestine services can also rip out a god damn cog if they need to.
284406:54:16: <slate> Precisely
284506:54:18: <Taman_Shud> Also sorry for disappearing
284606:54:24: <slate> It's okay, Taman
284706:54:27: <slate> We forgive you
284806:54:35: <Taman_Shud> I had to bear my heart to the California Girl I have been friends with
284906:54:46: <Taman_Shud> She does not want to date, which I accepted a while ago as what would happen.
285006:54:51: <TrennerD> oh boy. that's never fun in my experience
285106:54:54: <TrennerD> been there, done that
285206:55:13: <Soulless> Taman_Shud: It's ok
285306:55:16: Soulless patpat Taman_Shud
285406:55:21: <Soulless> There are other fish in the sea
285506:55:27: <TrennerD> oh my god you said that
285606:55:32: <Taman_Shud> Largely because she values our freindship quite a bit, which I also do. Granted this isn't so much a Friend Zone thing, it's more that I see her as practically family at this point.
285706:55:46: <Taman_Shud> She is my protege, and I am very proud of her.
285806:55:47: <Soulless> And by that I mean have you seen that gif where a shark swims through a school of fish and the fish avoid the shark?
285906:55:50: <Soulless> ;p
286006:55:54: <slate> Taman_Shud: If it's any consolation, California
286106:55:59: <slate> No one should bear that burden
286206:56:08: <slate> I hate this state so much
286306:56:11: <Taman_Shud> No tears, no sympathy. I chose this path
286406:56:18: <TrennerD> also maybe she secretly has a penis
286506:56:31: <Soulless> TrennerD your logic is funny
286606:56:33: <slate> This is always a possibility.
286706:56:35: <Soulless> >a girl turned my friend down
286806:56:39: <Soulless> >probably has a dick
286906:56:48: <TrennerD> sour grapes at its finest, I know
287006:57:04: <bright> ugh....
287106:57:16: <TrennerD> the beast awakens
287206:57:48: <bright> home from work
287306:58:05: <slate> How was work
287406:58:12: Soulless hug bright
287506:58:47: <TrennerD> how was your day honey?
287606:59:03: <TrennerD> *gets laugh track ready*
287706:59:06: <Taman_Shud> But Yeah, The protege always manages to make me smile. For me that is saying something.
287806:59:43: <Soulless> My room smells like cologne
287906:59:49: <Soulless> I regret nothing
288006:59:58: <bright> Very. Very. long
288107:00:23: <TrennerD> *puts laugh track away dejectedly*
288207:00:39: <slate> San Francisco is considered a sister city of Saigon apparently
288307:01:00: <Randomini> just like my orbital schlong
288407:01:04: <Randomini> *rimshot*
288507:01:31: <Nala> Accelerando: The Meat-hook Tree (rating: -2, 3 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1664
288607:01:31: <Accelerando> scp-1664
288707:01:35: Randomini cries in corner silently
288807:01:42: <UglyFlower> Pudge-tree
288907:02:00: <UglyFlower> dota players will understand
289007:02:46: <slate> I used to pronounce "Phnom Penh" as "Phantom Fen"
289107:03:04: <slate> Because my young mind could not process the letters
289207:03:24: <Accelerando> I used to pronounce "Calvin and Hobbes" as "Calvin and Hubert". I could not read as a child
289307:03:53: <TrennerD> I used to pronounce "music" as "muze-get", and spaghetti as "puh-sketti"
289407:04:22: <TrennerD> Then my co-workers made fun of me for it a few months ago and I finally figured it out
289507:04:41: <Accelerando> Ok, that sucks.
289607:04:54: <TrennerD> that second sentence is a lie, sorry
289707:05:02: <Accelerando> Ok, that sucks.
289807:05:03: <TrennerD> but the first one is true
289907:05:17: <Accelerando> Good for you. >:I
290007:06:08: <slate> >Puh-sketti
290107:06:14: <TrennerD> are you cross with me, Accelerando?
290207:06:21: <slate> >Not correctly pronouncing it spag-uh-tee-nee
290307:06:22: <Randomini> quick question
290407:06:24: <Accelerando> >:I
290507:06:34: <Randomini> has anyone done a wondertainment tale about the rise of video games
290607:06:42: <Randomini> don't want to rehash if yes
290707:06:59: <Accelerando> No?
290807:07:06: <Randomini> brilliant
290907:07:32: <Taman_Shud> ahh the way video games have stolen from toys and the wonders of childhood
291007:07:58: <Taman_Shud> A tear worthy tale outside of the foundation
291107:08:06: <Taman_Shud> here, something that could be quite cringeworthy
291207:08:09: <TrennerD> or make it about how much Tiger electronic handheld games sucked but we all played them anyways
291307:10:56: <slate> http://i.imgur.com/PJ6z7lG.jpg
291407:13:29: <TrennerD> haha stupid woman doesn't know portuguese
291507:13:30: <Randomini> “Kids don’t care about my toys any more. It’s all virtual, these days. Who cares about having a real friend any more? Jessie! Cancel the next line of Misters! They never sold anyway.”
291607:13:32: <Randomini> Four hundred metres down, twelve half-developed embryonic monstrosities were euthanized.
291707:13:33: <slate> http://i.imgur.com/WDT3MzT.jpg
291807:13:55: <Randomini> I think this is my favourite line from what I've written so far
291907:14:40: <TrennerD> it's okay, Mr. Gas was in that line
292007:15:23: <slate> Mr. Rogers's middle name was McFeely
292107:15:45: <slate> He never changed it, that was what his parents named him. Fred McFeely Rogers
292207:16:52: <TrennerD> McFeely is a terrible middle name for a minister...
292307:17:51: <Taman_Shud> It's eh.
292407:18:17: <Taman_Shud> Also I am starting to want to go fishing like I used to after watching River Monsters
292507:18:39: <TrennerD> okay i go bed now
292607:18:41: <Taman_Shud> This show, I have no idea why I like it so much, but damn.
292707:19:26: <slate> Taman_Shud: Is that the one with the big fish in the river
292807:21:44: <Taman_Shud> Yes, where the cool dude goes fishing for gigantic fuck huge fishes in rivers
292907:24:32: <slate> http://i.imgur.com/asRy4Nz.jpg
293007:24:55: <Soulless> "KARMIC RELIEF handmade home fragrance spray scent combines calming natural essential oils of chamomile, cedarwood, lavender, neroli & a touch of petigrain."
293107:25:00: <Soulless> I kinda wanna buy this room spray
293207:25:09: <Soulless> to have even more room sprays
293307:25:26: <HexiHamaski> Soulless you're a guy right?
293407:26:03: <Soulless> HexiHamaski: I'm female in body, but gender-funny in my head, so I go by he to make life easier for everyone
293507:26:31: <Randomini> I use a picture of a guy on my profile so that people won't pity upvote to get into my pants and also because I am male and it is a picture of me
293607:27:37: <HexiHamaski> OH
293707:27:44: <HexiHamaski> well that explains a few things
293807:28:03: <HexiHamaski> also i'm stealing gender-funny
293907:28:07: <HexiHamaski> i like that term
294007:28:25: <Soulless> What do you mean that explains a few things
294107:28:36: <Soulless> Either way yeah go ahead and use that term I don't give a shit
294207:28:41: <Soulless> I also use the term genderfucky
294307:28:41: <HexiHamaski> :D
294407:28:43: <Taman_Shud> ...
294507:29:09: <HexiHamaski> you check off What? under gender on forms
294607:29:23: <Soulless> HexiHamaski: what?
294707:29:27: <HexiHamaski> XD
294807:29:37: <HexiHamaski> i had someone tell me once they were genuinely confused by gender
294907:29:51: <HexiHamaski> like the concept of male and female baffled him
295007:30:11: <HexiHamaski> it was a glorious new level of gender confused
295107:30:16: <Randomini> damn I dropped out just before interesting conversation
295207:30:37: <Taman_Shud> Eh. The only way to really solve all the postmodernist/postgender/newgender/genderfuckery/sexpreference/sexuality boondogle is really simple
295307:30:50: <Randomini> transhumanism?
295407:30:50: <Taman_Shud> You get a sample size of 10,000 babies
295507:30:54: <Soulless> Well to be honest
295607:30:56: <Taman_Shud> and have them raised by robots
295707:30:58: <Soulless> It's not a postmodern thing
295807:30:59: <Soulless> o_O
295907:31:07: <Soulless> Like it's kinda been here 5ever
296007:31:12: <Soulless> lol
296107:31:23: <Randomini> I'm just not into the traditional sexual model it's soooooo blasé
296207:31:26: <HexiHamaski> it really isnt, the only differance now, is that its cool to talk about, no one will behead you for wishing you had a penis
296307:31:26: <Taman_Shud> Yeah yeah native americans knew it.
296407:31:43: <Taman_Shud> I just through that one in there becasue I hate post modernists
296507:31:52: <Randomini> I semi-dated a mtf trans
296607:31:54: <Soulless> Lol not even just native americans it's kinda acknowledged in a lot of cultures
296707:32:03: <Soulless> for a long time
296807:32:09: <Soulless> It's not a new phenomenon
296907:32:12: <Taman_Shud> almost as much as I hate bad classification stuffs
297007:32:20: <Taman_Shud> Still
297107:32:23: <HexiHamaski> which tribe was it that thought gay people were like... awsome to the point of sanctity?
297207:32:26: <Taman_Shud> Sample size 10,00 babies
297307:32:27: <Randomini> she had to have other people teach her how to do makeup and basic girly stuff
297407:32:30: <Taman_Shud> RAise them by robots
297507:32:39: <HexiHamaski> over 9000 babies
297607:32:40: <Randomini> but what gender are the robots
297707:32:46: <Taman_Shud> NONE
297807:32:46: <Soulless> Taman_Shud: that's not going to really fix anything
297907:32:54: <Randomini> what gender do they associate as
298007:32:56: <Taman_Shud> Yes it will
298107:33:01: <Randomini> don't deny them their sexual identity talman
298207:33:09: <HexiHamaski> remember when fourchan got oprah to say over 9000 babies?
298307:33:16: <Randomini> hah yeah
298407:33:17: <Soulless> At most you'll just get a bunch of humans who don't really identify with either gender
298507:33:20: <Taman_Shud> It will make me a souless robotic child army that knows not fear or morals
298607:33:22: <Soulless> That doesn't actually fix anything
298707:33:23: <Taman_Shud> that's what it does
298807:33:40: <Taman_Shud> I will then march said child army around and have them shoot what I don't like
298907:33:42: <Randomini> I'm asexual and this makes people confused
299007:33:43: <Taman_Shud> problem solved
299107:33:48: <HexiHamaski> look out we've got a mad scientist over here
299207:34:02: <Soulless> look out we got a badas that thinks child soldiers are cool :/
299307:34:09: <Soulless> and funny
299407:34:10: <Soulless> :/
299507:34:10: <HexiHamaski> kony
299607:34:12: <HexiHamaski> its kony
299707:34:13: <HexiHamaski> get him
299807:34:24: <Randomini> kony 2012
299907:34:26: <Randomini> never 5get
300007:34:41: <Soulless> lol
300107:35:04: <HexiHamaski> i have a friend, who hangs out with super perverted and super sexual people all the time, and he's furry... and yet, he has zero interest in either sex, or sex at all, or love, its SUPER WEIRD
300207:35:05: <Taman_Shud> Actually Child Soldiers are strangely better adjusted to society than scientist thought were possible and tend to make good citizens
300307:35:23: <Taman_Shud> Also they are less likely to have PTSD
300407:35:26: <Taman_Shud> Strangely
300507:35:40: <HexiHamaski> X -> Doubt
300607:35:47: <HexiHamaski> i'm pressing x as hard as i can here
300707:36:07: <Taman_Shud> I have the studies if you wish to see them.
300807:36:07: <Randomini> I have two friends in an open relationship, they showed me their box of sex toys
300907:36:12: <HexiHamaski> can we sit and appreciate that there is a video game that lets you press x to doubt people
301007:36:15: <Randomini> lots of medical grade glass
301107:36:51: <Warscribe> there is what
301207:36:57: <HexiHamaski> LA noire
301307:37:00: <HexiHamaski> you play a detective
301407:37:06: <Warscribe> aah
301507:37:07: <bright> Right, time to finish my utorials on LoL
301607:37:08: <Warscribe> yeah yeah
301707:37:17: <HexiHamaski> so... one of the mechanics is you decide whether or not to put on your ORLY face
301807:37:20: <Taman_Shud> Have fun Bright
301907:37:28: <Warscribe> man
302007:37:34: <Warscribe> id be putting everyone into jail
302107:37:39: <Soulless> Taman_Shud: To be honest, I don't really care what science studies talk about how child soldiers are good citizens, making a joke that you can "solve" the "new" gender stuff by simply raising child soldiers isn't actually funny
302207:37:42: <Warscribe> ORLY face = default
302307:37:46: <Soulless> Just saying
302407:37:51: <Soulless> I thought you should know
302507:37:53: Soulless patpat
302607:37:59: <HexiHamaski> Warscribe always presses the doubt button
302707:38:21: <LiquidNightfury> Warscribe holds it until his controller breaks
302807:38:26: <Warscribe> i shortcircuited the doubt button
302907:38:29: <Taman_Shud> Honestly, I would be putting up the doubt face for about 99.8% of the stuff people say on MIRC, 100% of Tumblr and about 97% on 4chan
303007:38:36: <Soulless> Warscribe: lol
303107:38:40: <Taman_Shud> I don't even use tumblr
303207:38:46: <Soulless> I have a tumblr
303307:38:49: <Soulless> you all should follow me on it
303407:38:51: <Warscribe> so i dotn have to press it anymore
303507:38:55: <HexiHamaski> gf tells me "dont fart on my hand" and i'm thinking. babe, you're the one groping it
303607:38:59: Taman_Shud shoots himself
303707:39:11: <Soulless> A lot of the staff members actually have tumblrs
303807:39:15: Taman_Shud can't follow anyone if he has no head
303907:39:18: <Soulless> We have a nice little circle of blogs
304007:39:20: <HexiHamaski> i have a tumblr
304107:39:26: <bright> iamnotadamnedmonkey.tumblr.com
304207:39:28: <HexiHamaski> its 90% games, 10% porn
304307:39:38: <Warscribe> and then there shit05says
304407:39:38: <HexiHamaski> my gf's is mostly buttsex
304507:39:43: <Soulless> Warscribe: lol
304607:39:50: <Soulless> .tell ProcyonLotor http://25.media.tumblr.com/5b1d8de493567de7a4478ef93d2da563/tumblr_mp6lf7XwbV1ry2ctwo1_1280.jpg
304707:39:51: <Nala> Soulless: I'll let them know.
304807:40:12: <Taman_Shud> I have my reasons for not joining tumblr most of them are professional reasons
304907:40:19: <HexiHamaski> bright: but.. you ARE an ape
305007:40:22: <Taman_Shud> as long as I have a clearance, my ass and going into that honey pot.
305107:40:31: <Taman_Shud> Fuck That
305207:41:00: <Soulless> lol
305307:41:25: <Soulless> I have a tumblr because I can
305407:41:30: <Soulless> Also wow suddenly I'm super lightheaded
305507:41:31: <Taman_Shud> Seriously I am not getting that Computer Aids Bot Net thing that people are just now figuring otu
305607:42:13: <HexiHamaski> wat
305707:42:14: <Taman_Shud> What it travels over ultrasonic frequences via the speakers and microphones? What It has a large presence on tumblr?
305807:42:19: <HexiHamaski> how paranoid sare you
305907:42:34: <Warscribe> compter aids?
306007:42:40: <slate> HexiHamaski: He has to be paranoid, he's a government worker
306107:42:41: <Soulless> What
306207:42:42: <Taman_Shud> Actually on a scale of 1-10 about a healthy 7
306307:42:45: <Warscribe> what
306407:42:47: <Soulless> lol
306507:42:58: <Soulless> Taman_Shud: u cray
306607:43:02: <Taman_Shud> Yes
306707:43:02: <Soulless> and this is coming from me
306807:43:04: <Soulless> xD
306907:43:13: <Warscribe> you mean internet explorer`?
307007:43:38: <slate> You guys seriously don't know about the ultrasonic virus thing?
307107:43:47: <Taman_Shud> Also
307207:43:50: <Taman_Shud> http://arstechnica.com/security/2013/10/meet-badbios-the-mysterious-mac-and-pc-malware-that-jumps-airgaps/
307307:43:53: Warscribe presses X
307407:43:56: <Taman_Shud> Enjoy Your fucking computer aidds
307507:43:57: <slate> Even I know about this
307607:44:14: <HexiHamaski> yeah only i dont own a microphone
307707:44:34: <HexiHamaski> and i'm the only owner of a pair of speakers in the house
307807:44:37: <HexiHamaski> so...
307907:44:39: <Taman_Shud> Then congrats you can only spread it via traditional means
308007:44:44: <Taman_Shud> or to your cell phone
308107:44:47: <Taman_Shud> if it mutates
308207:44:59: <HexiHamaski> i dont htink you understand how viruses work
308307:45:12: <PeppersGhost> !tell FlameShirt I DO WHAT I WANT, DAD
308407:45:14: <Nala> PeppersGhost: Alright.
308507:45:29: <HexiHamaski> this thing infects bioses for pcs.... cellphones dont even boot in the same way xD
308607:46:06: <Taman_Shud> I just like making people scared is all
308707:46:13: <PeppersGhost> You like puppies?
308807:46:15: <PeppersGhost> I love puppies.
308907:46:16: <Taman_Shud> most of the news for it is quite incendary
309007:46:24: <PeppersGhost> Why not try THE PUPPY MACHINE?
309107:46:24: <PeppersGhost> http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1459
309207:46:25: <Nala> PeppersGhost: SCP-1459 [Article] (rating: +0, 1 revisions, 0 comments) - tags: (none)
309307:47:03: <Taman_Shud> Pic link is broken
309407:47:10: <HexiHamaski> :P Taman_Shud i'm a programmer who pokes at viruses for fun, you cant scare me
309507:47:46: <PeppersGhost> Fixed, thanks
309607:49:31: <Taman_Shud> I am strangely going to school for computer security right now
309707:50:22: <Taman_Shud> That and the time I spent working with NSA dudes had a affected me a bit, or at least made me a bit ore concious of how little I know about computers and gave me a desire to be better at it.
309807:50:44: <HexiHamaski> o.o Taman_Shud is ceiling cat
309907:50:56: <HexiHamaski> guys, he watches us masterbate
310007:51:02: <slate> Taman_Shud: The FBI doesn't like electronics very much
310107:51:07: <Soulless> lol
310207:51:16: <Soulless> PEPPERSGHOST
310307:51:18: <Soulless> PEPPERSGHOST
310407:51:25: <Soulless> PEPPERS
310507:51:26: <PeppersGhost> :D
310607:51:27: <Soulless> GHOST
310707:51:28: Soulless runs to
310807:51:30: Soulless hugs tight
310907:51:31: <slate> I'm fairly sure they still refuse to accept anything but hard copies of most personal documents and fingerprints
311007:51:46: <Soulless> I missed your sweet beautiful brain and your sweet beautiful self and your sweet beautiful writing
311107:51:51: <HexiHamaski> o.o
311207:52:27: <PeppersGhost> Missed you too :D
311307:53:47: <Taman_Shud> I was a spook, I just worked with the nsa guys because I wanted to learn more. Granted, I am now failing my marketing class and will probably have to get a student loan now in addition to other silliness.
311407:54:53: <slate> Where did it all go wrong, Taman
311507:55:11: <Taman_Shud> I missed two weeks
311607:55:32: <Taman_Shud> Also I didn't do some of the required stuff because I didn't know better, but I can still theoretically pass the class
311707:55:33: <Taman_Shud> I thik
311807:55:36: <Taman_Shud> I think
311907:55:40: <Taman_Shud> also the puppy machine
312007:55:41: <Taman_Shud> It's just
312107:55:53: <Taman_Shud> I like dogs
312207:55:53: <slate> If all else fails, yell at your professor
312307:56:06: <Taman_Shud> But I also like SCPs and it is most certainly that
312407:59:41: <Taman_Shud> I dunno if I have the chance to get out of the Intelligence Game, I think I will.
312508:00:00: <Taman_Shud> It's been a long freaking year
312608:06:51: <slate> I can understand that
312708:11:27: <LiquidNightfury> boooo
312808:11:52: <bright> Allr igth. Interesting. I now know how to play LoL
312908:13:23: <TwistedGears> .lc
313008:13:24: <Nala> TwistedGears: The last 3 pages created were: 1. SCP-1459 (The Puppy Machine) created by PeppersGhost (36 m 24 s ago), 2. SCP-1664 (The Meat-hook Tree) created by espon6 (2 h 48 m 22 s ago) and 3. A Cooler Manifesto created by Randomini (3 h 51 m 15 s ago).
313108:13:33: <TwistedGears> .sm 1
313208:13:33: <Nala> TwistedGears: The Puppy Machine (rating: +0, 5 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1459
313308:13:35: <TwistedGears> .sm 2
313408:13:35: <Nala> TwistedGears: The Meat-hook Tree (rating: -4, 5 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1664
313508:14:57: <slate> I need a fucking desk
313608:15:10: <slate> I'm trying to play Osu, but I can't do it on the fucking floor
313708:15:36: <bright> Pepperghost: You realise yer missing the result from 'Run over?'
313808:15:48: <Taman_Shud> so that wasn't just me
313908:16:57: <PeppersGhost> Crap crap crap I thought I fixed that
314008:17:59: <bright> Also, I like this.
314108:18:41: <bright> My only thought is, I don't think the dogs should ever get out of the machine, like when the researcher finds its corpse in front of his yard or the like. It should all happen inside the machine... somehow.
314208:19:36: <Taman_Shud> I can't downvote it
314308:19:40: <Taman_Shud> but I can't upvote it either
314408:20:05: <Taman_Shud> So I am just going to have my not so happy ass look the other way
314508:23:47: <TwistedGears> That... Puppy Machine is interesting, I'll give it that
314608:26:15: <TwistedGears> scp-1497
314708:26:15: <Nala> TwistedGears: Visual Perfection (rating: +13, 4 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1497
314808:27:37: <Taman_Shud> So I had to do a meyers brigg thing for a college class
314908:27:43: <Taman_Shud> which I had to do in college before.
315008:28:23: <PeppersGhost> bright: changed 50 and 51. Not sure what to do about the rest.
315108:28:26: <Taman_Shud> After contracting, government work, and the military- I went from an ENFP to an ENTJ
315208:28:58: <PeppersGhost> As an ENFP I find that unsettling
315308:29:28: <Taman_Shud> Your just one bad day away from becoming like me
315408:29:56: <Taman_Shud> where is that batman image I have..;
315508:31:06: <Taman_Shud> This one?
315608:31:07: <Taman_Shud> v
315708:31:08: <Taman_Shud> http://eriklundegaard.com/media/2/joker-robin.jpg
315808:31:14: <Taman_Shud> no. That one isn't it.
315908:33:30: <Taman_Shud> Ahh here we go!
316008:33:31: <Taman_Shud> http://www.zoom-comics.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/the-joker-one-bad-day.jpg
316108:44:29: <UglyFlower> i've just realised
316208:44:35: <UglyFlower> bright likes
316308:44:39: <UglyFlower> really dark scps
316408:45:13: <PeppersGhost> "Well if you wanted to write an SCP that made me think "Jesus christ this is messed up" You have succeeded."
316508:45:17: <PeppersGhost> I succeeded so hard
316608:45:19: <PeppersGhost> BUT
316708:45:35: <UglyFlower> did you write the puppy one?
316808:45:37: <PeppersGhost> It's also a metaphor for how people's desires for petty things can end up hurting people
316908:45:38: <PeppersGhost> yes
317008:45:43: <PeppersGhost> and it's also
317108:45:46: <PeppersGhost> curiosity killed the puppy
317208:45:59: <UglyFlower> it's not really curiosity
317308:46:05: <UglyFlower> they know they re getting a cookie
317408:46:12: <UglyFlower> out of it
317508:46:43: <PeppersGhost> don't crush my dreams
317608:46:49: <UglyFlower> aha
317708:46:51: <PeppersGhost> they're fragile like puppies
317808:46:54: <UglyFlower> i'll sleep on a vote
317908:47:00: <Milly> http://www.xkcd.com/ <- This should totally be a -J for the GOC site.
318008:47:30: <PeppersGhost> "Launch it into the sun!"
318108:48:06: <PeppersGhost> I won't offended either way, UglyFlower
318208:48:13: <Milly> Which puppy SCP?
318308:48:48: <UglyFlower> that's a pretty funny strip aha
318408:49:03: <PeppersGhost> let me me tell you about the puppy machine
318508:49:10: <PeppersGhost> scp-1459
318608:49:11: <Nala> PeppersGhost: The Puppy Machine (rating: +3, 12 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1459
318708:49:13: <UglyFlower> .au peppersghost
318808:49:13: <Nala> UglyFlower: http://www.scp-wiki.net/dr-john-peppersghost-pepper-s-personnel-file PeppersGhost (aka Dr. John "PeppersGhost" Pepper) has written 11 articles and 2 tales with +903 net upvotes (average +69.46) and 200 revisions, including: SCP-1293 (+158), SCP-1715 (+113), SCP-1921 (+111), plus 8 more.
318908:49:30: <UglyFlower> nice
319008:49:35: <Taman_Shud> I can't upvote it but I can't downvote it.
319108:49:46: <Milly> Puppy... machine?
319208:49:47: <PeppersGhost> Oh man, 1921 and 1715 hit +100
319308:49:47: <Taman_Shud> Normally that is pretty rare for me
319408:49:50: PeppersGhost does the 100 dance
319508:50:01: <Milly> C'mon man. I prefer my puppies to be ~artisinally~ crafted.
319608:50:09: <PeppersGhost> I'm glad you are conflicted by puppies
319708:50:33: <UglyFlower> I might like it more if you removed some of the generic kill methods
319808:50:38: <UglyFlower> and used weirder methods
319908:51:08: <UglyFlower> the list is long and has a lot of methods that carry relatively low interest to the reader
320008:51:15: <PeppersGhost> YWTGTHFT outsources puppies from 1787
320108:51:38: <PeppersGhost> I wanted them to escalate as they went on.
320208:51:56: <UglyFlower> It escalated just a tad too slowly for me
320308:52:01: <DrMrTheMinotaur> well that was an awful lot of alpha cnetauri
320408:52:07: <DrMrTheMinotaur> stupid game doesn't alt tab
320508:54:06: <DrMrTheMinotaur> okay people i need you help
320608:54:16: <DrMrTheMinotaur> im at a cross roads in my life and i dont know what i should do
320708:54:23: <DrMrTheMinotaur> thai or pizza?
320808:54:36: <UglyFlower> haha
320908:54:44: <UglyFlower> ugh
321008:54:46: <UglyFlower> i can't decide
321108:54:49: <UglyFlower> that's a tough call
321208:54:57: <UglyFlower> what kind of pizza would it be
321308:55:01: <DrMrTheMinotaur> neither can i THANK YOU
321408:55:01: <UglyFlower> and what tai
321508:55:02: <PeppersGhost> UglyFlower: trimmed off stuff until shark bite
321608:55:17: <DrMrTheMinotaur> you know
321708:55:17: <UglyFlower> i'll take a look
321808:55:24: <DrMrTheMinotaur> those are good questions ugly
321908:55:26: PeppersGhost has been flying by the seat of his pants through this whole skip
322008:55:43: <PeppersGhost> To answer the question, why not thai pizzza?
322108:55:50: <Milly> I was vaguely amused by experiment #0055.
322208:56:02: <PeppersGhost> And I'm pretty sure they eat pizza in Thailand.
322308:56:09: <PeppersGhost> But if I had to choose. . . pizza.
322408:56:15: <Milly> God dammit I hate you. ;-;
322508:57:05: <UglyFlower> The death by blender and the chainsaw one are far too similar in my opinion
322608:57:19: <UglyFlower> both produce the same result being a ding
322708:57:34: <UglyFlower> both would in a way kill it the same way
322808:57:37: <UglyFlower> by cutting it up
322908:57:48: <UglyFlower> and they are literally like side by side
323008:58:56: <DrMrTheMinotaur> okay pizza because thai means washing up
323108:59:18: <DrMrTheMinotaur> oooh salt and pepper calamari pizza! I wonder if it a trap
323209:00:07: <PeppersGhost> "SCP-1459 produced and lowered SCP-1459-1 into a ████████ brand blender. SCP-1459-1 sat unharmed inside the device for 3 minutes, after which a robotic arm pressed "puree". The blender was uncovered when this transpired."
323309:00:10: <Milly> Y.W.T.G.T.H.F.T. <- Wonder what that means...
323409:00:30: <DrMrTheMinotaur> wait, what?
323509:00:31: <UglyFlower> alright that works a lot better
323609:00:37: <DrMrTheMinotaur> theres an scp of will wi blend?
323709:00:39: <Taman_Shud> You know what. Here is one that I would do.
323809:00:40: <UglyFlower> the rest of the results alright
323909:00:45: <PeppersGhost> THERE IS NOW
324009:00:49: <DrMrTheMinotaur> awesome
324109:00:58: <DrMrTheMinotaur> 682
324209:01:01: <DrMrTheMinotaur> will it blend
324309:01:13: <Taman_Shud> Puppy was eaten in a tragic accident in which 682 destroyed the machine
324409:01:16: <Taman_Shud> Boom
324509:01:26: <UglyFlower> I'll upvote it
324609:01:44: <Taman_Shud> Granted it destroys the machine but one puppy is sac'd to save the other puppies.
324709:01:46: <UglyFlower> but i think the final test should be something more interesting than having another generic ding
324809:02:07: <PeppersGhost> Statement: "Essie pee six eight two."
324909:02:23: <PeppersGhost> The nice little hispanic cleaning lady really really wants to save the puppy but she just can't
325009:04:06: <PeppersGhost> actually
325109:04:09: <DrMrTheMinotaur> no
325209:04:09: <DrMrTheMinotaur> no. don kill puppy
325309:04:13: <UglyFlower> I've upvoted it, but it really needs a better final test.
325409:04:22: <Taman_Shud> I need to have food and get some sleep
325509:04:27: <DrMrTheMinotaur> scp-1459
325609:04:28: <Nala> DrMrTheMinotaur: The Puppy Machine (rating: +3, 12 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1459
325709:04:39: <PeppersGhost> I'm really tempted to give this one a collaborate testing log if it lives to see the morning
325809:04:46: <PeppersGhost> because YOLO
325909:05:01: <DrMrTheMinotaur> PeppersGhost, what happens with a canadian quarter?
326009:05:40: <Taman_Shud> Puppy smashed so hard the machine breaks itself
326109:05:43: <PeppersGhost> It rejects it because 'murica
326209:06:01: <DrMrTheMinotaur> Y.W.T.G.T.H.F.T.?
326309:06:16: <UglyFlower> You will go to hell for this
326409:06:29: <UglyFlower> i looked it up
326509:06:29: <PeppersGhost> I was thinking something more along the lines of
326609:06:33: <UglyFlower> i think it's from reddit
326709:06:41: <PeppersGhost> Yeah We're Totally Going To Hell For This
326809:06:48: <PeppersGhost> haha, is that really a thing? I just made it up.
326909:06:57: <Milly> Ooooh.
327009:06:58: <UglyFlower> I don't know
327109:07:03: <DrMrTheMinotaur> holy
327209:07:05: <DrMrTheMinotaur> crap
327309:07:08: <DrMrTheMinotaur> kill a puppy
327409:07:11: <DrMrTheMinotaur> get a cookie
327509:07:20: <DrMrTheMinotaur> make a kitten version
327609:07:25: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i'll up vote that
327709:07:26: <UglyFlower> wow
327809:07:34: <UglyFlower> i'd down vote that so hard
327909:07:36: <PeppersGhost> Psh nobody cares if it's a kitten.
328009:07:47: <UglyFlower> listen you can make a puppy masher
328109:07:50: <UglyFlower> its fucked
328209:07:54: <UglyFlower> but i'll live with it
328309:07:57: <DrMrTheMinotaur> PeppersGhost, thats not true
328409:08:04: <UglyFlower> if you start hating on kittys
328509:08:09: <DrMrTheMinotaur> kittens have a distorition field making people forget they grow up into cats
328609:08:26: <DrMrTheMinotaur> that and toxoplasmosis
328709:09:30: <Taman_Shud> I hope Patrice Wilson just stops one day
328809:09:34: <Milly> I stil find it a shame that we still don't have a permanent toxoplasmosis SCP.
328909:09:37: <DrMrTheMinotaur> so rubber wipers like on a squeegee are often called blades
329009:09:54: <DrMrTheMinotaur> Taman_Shud, a friend of mine thinks he's great
329109:10:05: <DrMrTheMinotaur> and he got me onto louis ck
329209:10:11: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i think he lucked out with louis
329309:10:25: <slate> I hate that first footnote
329409:10:36: <Randomini> http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/randomini is new author profile page worked vry hard plz look
329509:10:51: <DrMrTheMinotaur> but a lot of black comedians come from such a different cultural background to me, it's hard to stay mad
329609:10:58: <slate> .au Randomini
329709:10:59: <Nala> Slate: Randomini has written 1 article and 4 tales with +231 net upvotes (average +46.20) and 23 revisions, including: wowwee go kill ursefl (+89), SCP-1314 (+68), It Just Shattered (+40)
329809:11:18: <DrMrTheMinotaur> their comedy is not meant for the white aussie dude
329909:11:34: <Randomini> there are author pages for people who have written less, and I'm planning on writing more
330009:11:40: <slate> Randomini: Your links are broken
330109:11:50: <Randomini> yeah they aren't links yet
330209:11:58: <DrMrTheMinotaur> Randomini, you have a few spelling mistakes
330309:11:58: <UglyFlower> Loled at "and then the walrus"
330409:12:05: <Randomini> oh no where
330509:12:05: <DrMrTheMinotaur> here let me fix them for you
330609:12:14: <Randomini> thanks man
330709:12:18: <Randomini> you got my back
330809:12:22: <DrMrTheMinotaur> you know it
330909:12:24: <slate> Are cookies referred to as biscuits anywhere outside the U.K.?
331009:12:32: <UglyFlower> yeah
331109:12:36: <Randomini> yep
331209:12:41: <PeppersGhost> NEW ENDING
331309:12:42: <PeppersGhost> " SCP-1459 was given a pillow, a treat, and a pat on the head by a gloved mechanism. 15 minutes later, it was retrieved by SCP-1459's claw. Immediately afterward, SCP-1459 produced a juvenile domestic feline (//Felis catus//) and exterminated it single blow to the head with a sledgehammer. "
331409:12:42: <slate> That seems like a severely British thing
331509:12:47: <slate> Commonwealth doesn't count
331609:12:49: <UglyFlower> interchangeable in montreal canada
331709:12:50: <DrMrTheMinotaur> it's a commonwealth thing
331809:13:01: <PeppersGhost> Because I do what I waaaant
331909:13:04: <DrMrTheMinotaur> you know, the anglosphere minus the US?
332009:13:36: <slate> I don't understand why in hell's name you'd call a cookie a biscuit
332109:13:54: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i dont know why you call scones biscuits
332209:13:57: <DrMrTheMinotaur> so hey
332309:13:58: <slate> What the hell do you call your biscuits?
332409:14:08: <slate> What the hell do you call your scones then?
332509:14:17: <DrMrTheMinotaur> slate
332609:14:24: <DrMrTheMinotaur> you need to use pictures
332709:14:31: <DrMrTheMinotaur> we're at a point where words wont help
332809:14:34: <PeppersGhost> Scones are scones. "Biscuits" are crap American scones.
332909:14:40: <UglyFlower> scones are scones
333009:14:48: <slate> DrMrTheMinotaur: What is this http://www.kingarthurflour.com/wholesale/images/fullsize/scone_3425BLUCRM.jpg
333109:14:58: <UglyFlower> biscuits
333209:15:01: <DrDrash> scones are tastey
333309:15:06: <DrMrTheMinotaur> a crap cake?
333409:15:20: <slate> This is a scone
333509:15:30: <UglyFlower> it's pizza guys
333609:15:32: <slate> http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-TJEkpV82xTo/UINBlRw_cPI/AAAAAAAAIOY/9O85oBELjXA/s1600/scone3.JPG This is a biscuit
333709:15:43: <DrMrTheMinotaur> no thats a scone
333809:15:51: <UglyFlower> naw that is potato
333909:15:57: <slate> No, that first thing was a scone
334009:16:04: <slate> That there is most certainly a biscuit
334109:16:08: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i dont know wtf that was
334209:16:14: <slate> It was a scone
334309:16:19: <DrMrTheMinotaur> it looked like a crappy cake more than anything
334409:16:31: <slate> They're light pastry type things
334509:16:42: <DrDrash> that are filled
334609:16:45: <slate> You get them at coffee shops
334709:16:57: <DrDrash> ever been to a starbucks?
334809:17:02: <slate> They're either filled or covered in fruit/chocolates
334909:17:09: <DrMrTheMinotaur> yes. in australia
335009:17:27: <DrMrTheMinotaur> where we call scones scones
335109:17:34: <DrDrash> they usually have em all the time because no one wants them
335209:17:38: <slate> DrMrTheMinotaur: Can I ask you about an Aussie-ism I have no fucking clue about?
335309:17:38: <DrMrTheMinotaur> and biscuits biscuits
335409:17:44: <DrMrTheMinotaur> absolutely
335509:17:49: <slate> What the fuck is a fair dinkum?
335609:18:02: <DrDrash> no clue
335709:18:02: <DrMrTheMinotaur> anything but that
335809:18:18: <DrMrTheMinotaur> fair dinkum is like "true blue"
335909:18:24: <DrMrTheMinotaur> which i guess doesn't help...
336009:18:27: <slate> What is a true blue
336109:18:34: <Randomini> bahahahaha
336209:18:44: <Randomini> GDAY MINOTAUR CRIKEY STRUTH
336309:18:51: <Randomini> WATCH OUT FOR DROP BEARS
336409:18:56: <DrMrTheMinotaur> stop being such a galah
336509:19:03: <DrMrTheMinotaur> and pull your head in
336609:19:15: <Randomini> FROG N' TOAD
336709:19:18: <Randomini> SHRIMPS ON THE BARBIE
336809:19:19: <Randomini> SHIELA
336909:19:33: <DrMrTheMinotaur> okay fair dinkum can be used to say someone is honest
337009:19:44: <DrMrTheMinotaur> and of good character
337109:20:03: <DrMrTheMinotaur> "'e's fair dinkum"
337209:20:16: <slate> So
337309:20:16: <DrMrTheMinotaur> it can be used to ask if something is correct
337409:20:31: <slate> If some one asks it questioningly, they're asking if you're serious, yes?
337509:20:36: <DrMrTheMinotaur> "reptiles under the eartch's crust? Fair dinkum?"
337609:20:51: <DrMrTheMinotaur> are you fair dinkum?
337709:20:52: <DrMrTheMinotaur> probably
337809:20:54: <slate> Okay, this explains this context in which I heard it
337909:20:59: <slate> Thanks
338009:21:20: <DrMrTheMinotaur> its considered to be an older ural saying
338109:21:24: <DrMrTheMinotaur> rural
338209:21:32: <DrMrTheMinotaur> people only say shit like that over seas
338309:21:42: <DrMrTheMinotaur> because when you go overseas you become 10 times more australian
338409:22:04: <DrMrTheMinotaur> Randomini, when i went to canada i started saying grouse
338509:22:04: <slate> Another question, what do you make of this image? http://puu.sh/5iUtI.png
338609:22:15: <DrDrash> McDonalds
338709:22:17: <DrDrash> why?
338809:22:24: <DrMrTheMinotaur> uh
338909:22:27: <LiquidNightfury> Minotaur, do you live rurally
339009:22:32: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i dont get it at all
339109:22:38: <DrMrTheMinotaur> LiquidNightfury, i live in the middle of sydney
339209:23:11: <LiquidNightfury> Okay
339309:23:16: <LiquidNightfury> Because EVERYONE says that out here.
339409:23:31: <DrMrTheMinotaur> hahaha
339509:23:51: <LiquidNightfury> It IS a rural saying.
339609:23:53: <DrMrTheMinotaur> okay so im at the top of a mountian in canada watchinga sunset on a skiing holiday
339709:23:55: <LiquidNightfury> You just aren't rural. xD
339809:24:06: <DrMrTheMinotaur> my dad is all "this is beautiful"
339909:24:20: <DrMrTheMinotaur> and this guy comes out of the liftie hut and goes "ywah it's grouse innit?"
340009:24:30: <DrDrash> haha
340109:24:33: <DrMrTheMinotaur> steve irwin style accet
340209:25:20: <DrDrash> you know minotaur, the same thing happened to me up in the rockies
340309:25:52: <DrDrash> he then proceeded to head down a run only to fall over and tumble
340409:26:02: <DrMrTheMinotaur> urgh
340509:26:21: <slate> http://puu.sh/5iUzG.gif
340609:26:40: <DrMrTheMinotaur> the difference between skiing and snowboarding is that snowboarding teaches you how to fall. skiing teaches you how to avoid falling
340709:27:04: <DrDrash> Kinda like that... only with more snow... and broken feet
340809:27:08: <slate> http://puu.sh/5iUAq.gif
340909:27:43: <DrDrash> I miss winter
341009:27:51: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i dont
341109:27:56: <DrMrTheMinotaur> we dont get snow
341209:28:00: <DrMrTheMinotaur> only cold and rain
341309:28:16: <DrDrash> same here. Singapore is nothing but rain for the past month
341409:30:45: <UglyFlower> slate is that bf4?
341509:30:53: <UglyFlower> that is so badass
341609:30:55: <slate> UglyFlower: 3
341709:31:17: <UglyFlower> that's videogames on drugs right there
341809:31:22: <slate> Aftermath Expansion, Markaz Monolith
341909:31:25: <DrDrash> BF3 and... metal gear I think
342009:31:38: <slate> Yes, second game is Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
342109:31:54: <UglyFlower> i never much cared for metal gear
342209:31:55: <DrDrash> Creeps the the heck out
342309:32:05: <Randomini> http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/randomini author page improved
342409:32:12: <Randomini> will go live imminently
342509:32:28: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i wanted to like metal gear
342609:32:35: <Nala> bright: Gotcha.
342709:32:35: <bright> .tell soulless my summoner name is scpdreadlord, if y'ever wanna play
342809:34:11: <DrDrash> you know, when I saw metal gears announcement, I knew it was going to be a dissapointment
342909:34:28: <slate> UglyFlower: Even if you don't like Metal Gear, Rising is awesome
343009:34:39: <slate> Totally different than the rest of the series, and kickass soundtrack
343109:34:44: <DrDrash> Liked the older ones
343209:34:44: <slate> Listen to this boss music
343309:34:57: <slate> .y A stranger I remain maniac agenda
343409:34:59: <Nala> Slate: Metal Gear Rising Revengeance vs Mistral A Stranger I Remain Maniac Agenda Mix Soundtrack OST by mgrrost (6 m 14 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yxgt-swUwZI - published Fri Feb 22, 2013 - 4.94/5.00 (208.0, +205/-3), 35,856 views
343509:35:00: <DrMrTheMinotaur> was it 1 or two that starts out in the snow base?
343609:35:03: <Soulless> bright: I can't play with you right this second but ok
343709:35:05: <slate> 1
343809:35:28: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i like metal gear. on the nes...
343909:35:47: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i understand what goes on in that game
344009:35:48: <DrDrash> god I need a new computer. This cant even play gifs anymore
344109:35:59: <DrMrTheMinotaur> urgh
344209:36:17: <DrMrTheMinotaur> aren't you in like a technological hub?
344309:36:23: <DrMrTheMinotaur> you said sg, yeah?
344409:37:07: <DrMrTheMinotaur> Randomini,
344509:37:10: <DrMrTheMinotaur> omg
344609:37:11: <DrMrTheMinotaur> so art
344709:37:15: <DrMrTheMinotaur> such wonder
344809:37:30: <DrDrash> yes. but when everything is as overpriced as.... well what isnt anymore? Just take the USD price and multiply it by 2
344909:37:37: <slate> Metal Gear Rising has kickass dynamic music
345009:37:48: <DrMrTheMinotaur> oooh dynamic music
345109:37:59: <DrMrTheMinotaur> like in monkey island
345209:38:02: <UglyFlower> woahhhh
345309:38:02: <DrDrash> Ok ill admit, its good
345409:38:03: <UglyFlower> whatttt
345509:38:09: <DrDrash> but solid was better
345609:38:09: <UglyFlower> i have my flag
345709:38:12: <UglyFlower> next to my name
345809:38:15: <UglyFlower> is that old
345909:38:17: <slate> DrDrash: Have you gotten to the vocals yet?
346009:38:20: <UglyFlower> i've never seen that people
346109:38:24: <UglyFlower> before*
346209:38:38: <DrDrash> msg Slate no
346309:39:04: <DrDrash> ugh, the things this thing does to me
346409:39:34: <slate> There's one prime example of the dynamic music
346509:40:01: <slate> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3bHENs9-2A
346609:40:02: <Nala> Slate: Metal Gear Rising - MG RAY Boss Battle [S Rank] [Revengeance Mode] by Tri Edge (6 m 59 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3bHENs9-2A - published Tue Feb 19, 2013 - 4.96/5.00 (94.0, +93/-1), 16,473 views
346709:40:09: <slate> Listen to the music as he does stuff
346809:40:11: <DrDrash> Wait im gonna switch the sound. I have headsets that do more than my laptop
346909:40:12: <DrMrTheMinotaur> do the vocals narrate whats happening?
347009:40:18: <DrMrTheMinotaur> that would impress me
347109:40:42: <UglyFlower> randomini
347209:40:51: <Randomini> yo
347309:40:53: <DrMrTheMinotaur> "oh fuuuuuuuuck you're being shot aaaaaaat. time to runrunrunrunrunrunrun"
347409:41:03: <DrDrash> Slate, remember your mg gif? It finally loaded
347509:41:09: <slate> Heh
347609:41:11: <UglyFlower> you basically realized that you could publish anything on your page because it is your page and not get it removed
347709:41:14: <UglyFlower> so you did just that
347809:41:18: <UglyFlower> and i laughed
347909:41:30: <Randomini> that's not my author page yet, but yeah
348009:41:43: <DrMrTheMinotaur> its going to be?
348109:41:44: <DrMrTheMinotaur> ahaha
348209:41:46: <DrMrTheMinotaur> hahaha
348309:41:52: <Randomini> if anyone has any actual problems with it I'll change it but
348409:41:58: <Randomini> I think it's probably fiiiiiiine
348509:41:58: <DrDrash> It should be
348609:42:12: <slate> DrMrTheMinotaur: For the most part, a lot of music is instrumental, heavy instruments and vocals set in during awesome moments in the fight
348709:42:22: <UglyFlower> theres no problems with it
348809:42:26: <UglyFlower> the tone is slightly off
348909:42:30: <UglyFlower> XD
349009:42:33: <DrMrTheMinotaur> yeah
349109:42:42: <slate> For the Ray fight, wait for the sword to drop
349209:42:48: <DrMrTheMinotaur> too much lolfoundation
349309:42:57: <UglyFlower> its his page
349409:43:01: <UglyFlower> he can do what he wants with it
349509:43:10: <Randomini> on the how to write an scp page:
349609:43:20: <Randomini> Do not use a picture if:
349709:43:21: <Randomini> It contains illegal or pornographic material (Cause for removal of the picture)
349809:43:39: <Randomini> goatse.cx funny mem plz no remov
349909:43:40: <UglyFlower> I wouldn't define that as pornographic
350009:43:45: <UglyFlower> but it is disturbing
350109:43:48: <DrMrTheMinotaur> UglyFlower, Randomini knows im being silly
350209:43:56: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i said i'd fix the spelling earlier
350309:44:15: <UglyFlower> oh okay haha
350409:44:26: <DrMrTheMinotaur> and i love the new ending on the cooler manifesto
350509:44:34: <slate> I think the best thing about the Ray fight in MGR is where they put it
350609:44:38: <DrMrTheMinotaur> however, its not much of a manifesto
350709:44:42: <slate> It's one of the first enemies you fight in the game
350809:44:43: <UglyFlower> yeah
350909:44:51: <DrMrTheMinotaur> Slate, thats always good
351009:44:53: <UglyFlower> i'm actually studying manifestos in uni at the moment
351109:44:58: <UglyFlower> it really isn't much of a manifesto
351209:45:01: <DrMrTheMinotaur> except when they slack off after that
351309:45:10: <slate> DrMrTheMinotaur: It just keeps coming though
351409:45:12: <DrMrTheMinotaur> "we showed you a cool thing now GRIND OUR GAME"
351509:45:32: <slate> The combat's great, the music's great, the bosses are awesome
351609:45:35: <slate> I just wish it was longer
351709:45:37: <Randomini> http://www.scp-wiki.net/notes-towards-a-manifesto
351809:45:38: <Nala> Randomini: Notes towards a manifesto [Tale] (rating: +41, 18 revisions, 16 comments) - tags: tale, are-we-cool-yet
351909:46:05: <Randomini> basically wanted to deconstruct this with it
352009:47:32: <slate> DrMrTheMinotaur: And Jesus Christ the final boss is awesome
352109:47:50: <DrMrTheMinotaur> Slate, ps3?
352209:47:52: <UglyFlower> randomini you know you are able to make links work in a draft eh
352309:47:53: <DrMrTheMinotaur> ps4?
352409:48:00: <UglyFlower> If you want I can do it for you
352509:48:05: <slate> PS3 and 360, coming soon to PC
352609:48:12: <Randomini> nah, when I copy it over it'll work
352709:48:15: <Randomini> I'm not fussed
352809:48:18: <UglyFlower> alright
352909:49:01: <slate> DrMrTheMinotaur: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZIR1nd60To
353009:49:02: <Nala> Slate: Don't fuck with this Senator! by SpammingTowers (17 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZIR1nd60To - published Sat Mar 2, 2013 - 4.97/5.00 (127.0, +126/-1), 7,658 views
353109:50:03: <DrMrTheMinotaur> kojimas completely insane, yeah?
353209:50:14: <slate> Pretty nuts, but he wasn't the head on this
353309:50:32: <slate> This was Platinum Games, people who made Bayonetta
353409:50:37: <DrMrTheMinotaur> ahh
353509:50:54: <DrMrTheMinotaur> the scream from snake(?) made me laugh
353609:51:06: <DrMrTheMinotaur> tonally it reminds me a bit of madworld
353709:51:15: <slate> It's Raiden
353809:52:13: <DrMrTheMinotaur> is he a snake clone?
353909:52:45: <slate> No
354009:53:03: <slate> What Metal Gears have you played?
354109:53:23: <DrMrTheMinotaur> Metal Gear. Metal Gear Solid
354209:53:36: <slate> In MGS2, they do a fake out
354309:54:06: <slate> You play for Snake for 30 minutes, then control switches to Raiden, a different Foxhound agent on a mission a few years after MGS1
354409:54:15: <slate> Snake appears, Raiden is kind of a pretty boy
354509:54:30: <slate> In MGS4, Raiden comes back, as a super cool cyborg ninja
354609:54:48: <slate> In MGR they go all out, and Raiden is an unstoppable juggernaut who's powered by spines
354709:55:01: <DrMrTheMinotaur> spines
354809:55:11: <DrMrTheMinotaur> like the spines of fallen enemies spines?
354909:55:23: <slate> You restore health by ripping your enemies' spines out and crushing them in your fist
355009:55:51: <DrMrTheMinotaur> this is veering dangerously towards being a gearbox game...
355109:56:46: <slate> It's not played for gore, it's all just over the top
355209:56:51: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i'll check it out though
355309:57:04: <slate> Your enemies are cyborgs, they have healing units in their spines, you're taking the repair juice
355409:57:14: <DrMrTheMinotaur> ah no i mean just the whole ott style over substance. sund like it's engaging to play too
355509:57:24: <DrMrTheMinotaur> borderlands tricks you into thinking it's fun
355609:57:52: <slate> MGR has really good gameplay
355709:58:06: <DrMrTheMinotaur> and part of me desperately wants to enjoy borlderlands and borderlands 2
355809:58:16: <slate> Memelands 2, yes
355909:58:41: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i find the abbreviation "blands" works well
356009:58:56: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i have the best numbers and all the green arrows
356109:59:45: <Randomini> I love style over substance
356209:59:53: <Randomini> photorealism is not the future
356310:00:06: <slate> .y MGR Bladewolf cutscene
356410:00:07: <Nala> Slate: Metal Gear - Rising Revengeance - Blade Wolf DLC All Cutscenes Movie by RandomBlackGamer (43 m 11 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gUqubEY6kU - published Wed May 15, 2013 - 4.73/5.00 (135.0, +126/-9), 15,822 views
356510:00:11: <slate> No no no
356610:00:25: <DrMrTheMinotaur> Randomini, thats fine, but if your game is kind of crap at being a game, no amount of style will save it
356710:00:41: <Randomini> true that
356810:00:58: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i love the borderlands graphical style
356910:01:05: <Randomini> I'm working on a game in unity where you play as one of a squad of anime girls fighting giant monsters
357010:01:07: <Randomini> but
357110:01:10: <slate> Blade Wolf is the best https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAzogHxsl6Y
357210:01:11: <Randomini> modelling is hard
357310:01:11: <Nala> Slate: Metal Gear Rising: Revengence- LQ-84i/Blade Wolf by krat0s9001 (7 m 26 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAzogHxsl6Y - published Thu Jan 24, 2013 - 4.74/5.00 (31.0, +29/-2), 4,130 views
357410:01:50: <Randomini> at the moment I'm using models I just grabbed off the net for my animation rigs and stuff
357510:01:57: <Randomini> gotta make my own
357610:02:07: <Randomini> also +1 for blade wold
357710:02:10: <DrMrTheMinotaur> isn't there meant to be a brilliant store for unity?
357810:02:12: <Randomini> *wolf
357910:02:25: <Randomini> yeah but the thing about stores is they cost money
358010:02:44: <DrMrTheMinotaur> blade wolf... is that the name of a film about japanese space zombies fought with the power of rock?
358110:02:48: <Randomini> also they normally sell scriptsets for non-coders, that's where the money is
358210:03:10: <Randomini> I was working on a speech synthesis engine for unity to sell, I should get back to that
358310:03:41: <DrMrTheMinotaur> no i am thinking of wild zero
358410:03:52: <DrMrTheMinotaur> .y wild zero
358510:03:53: <Nala> DrMrTheMinotaur: Wild Zero (1999) - Full Movie Stream by tunkux (1 h 38 m 36 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLHBZ30tm_E - published Sun Oct 14, 2012 - 4.88/5.00 (170.0, +165/-5), 28,839 views
358610:03:57: <DrMrTheMinotaur> whoah
358710:04:01: <DrMrTheMinotaur> the whole thing!
358810:04:02: <DrMrTheMinotaur> nice!
358910:05:19: <Randomini> "Only legendary Japanese garage rock band Guitar Wolf can stand between a race of aliens from destroying earth with an army of zombies."
359010:05:23: <Randomini> dis gon b gud
359110:05:30: <DrMrTheMinotaur> it really is
359210:05:33: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i swear
359310:05:45: <Randomini> have you seen redline?
359410:05:49: <Randomini> loved that movie
359510:06:00: <DrMrTheMinotaur> have a drink whenever guitar wolf says his name, combs his hair or wails on the guitar
359610:06:03: <Randomini> style out the wazoo
359710:06:40: <bright> .nala
359810:06:40: Nala is a version 2.32 AnnaBot created by Aelanna (last updated 2013-10-10), currently indexing 2,087 articles, 191 supplementary pages, 79 unused slots, 1,124 tales, 22 guides, and 27 essays by 690 authors as of 2013-11-15 02:05:04 PST (10 m 8 s ago).
359910:07:00: <DrMrTheMinotaur> okay, so now it's time to do the test of character
360010:07:08: <DrMrTheMinotaur> who is your favourite ninja turtle?
360110:07:14: <DrDrash> A total crash that started with the failure of chrome XD
360210:07:15: <DrMrTheMinotaur> who is your favourite x-man?
360310:07:19: <Randomini> donatello
360410:07:27: <Randomini> nightcrawler
360510:07:29: <Randomini> do I win
360610:07:33: <DrMrTheMinotaur> yes
360710:07:40: <DrMrTheMinotaur> neither answer was leonardo or cyclops
360810:08:30: <DrMrTheMinotaur> "i'm a shitty leader who barely knows how to get his team working. i have an awesome weapon but never really use it"
360910:09:07: <DrMrTheMinotaur> "I'll have a fight with the 'wild one' and basically my leadership comes down to asking him to help us"
361010:10:59: <DrDrash> and?
361110:13:36: <Randomini> alright time for me to get off the internet and go sleepytime
361210:13:51: <DrDrash> is there lag or is that just here?
361310:14:20: <UglyFlower> I just realised something
361410:14:24: <slate> Who made the dog crush
361510:14:36: <UglyFlower> there is a song with 14 million views on youtube about Nala
361610:14:39: <DrDrash> the what and the what?
361710:14:40: <slate> You messed up the names at one point
361810:14:42: <UglyFlower> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHqIHwPRM8M
361910:14:44: <slate> The dog machine
362010:14:44: <Nala> UglyFlower: Boten Anna With Translation by ch0wm4n (3 m 34 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHqIHwPRM8M - published Sun Feb 17, 2008 - 4.80/5.00 (81.0, +77/-4), 26,163 views
362110:14:47: <UglyFlower> .nala
362210:14:48: Nala is a version 2.32 AnnaBot created by Aelanna (last updated 2013-10-10), currently indexing 2,086 articles, 191 supplementary pages, 80 unused slots, 1,124 tales, 22 guides, and 27 essays by 690 authors as of 2013-11-15 02:21:40 PST (1 m 39 s ago).
362310:14:56: <DrDrash> I have to see this
362410:15:28: <UglyFlower> here is the original
362510:15:29: <UglyFlower> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7EQaNlsEFs
362610:15:30: <Nala> UglyFlower: Basshunter - Boten Anna (HQ) by Ultra Music (3 m 26 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7EQaNlsEFs - published Fri Sep 19, 2008 - 4.81/5.00 (22720.0, +21621/-1099), 14,407,432 views
362710:15:56: <UglyFlower> the song is actually about annalea
362810:16:28: <DrDrash> I should make a JSCP about crappy computers that cant handle a chat, But ill hold off on that... haha
362910:16:37: <DrDrash> that is good
363010:16:53: <DrDrash> that is golden UglyFlower
363110:17:05: <UglyFlower> by the way
363210:17:08: <UglyFlower> the same artist
363310:17:13: <UglyFlower> made an english version of the song
363410:17:16: <UglyFlower> with different lyrics
363510:17:26: <UglyFlower> the english version has 150 million views
363610:17:50: <DrDrashFOODZ> Im hungry
363710:17:51: <UglyFlower> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgFwiCApH7E
363810:17:52: <Nala> UglyFlower: Basshunter : Now You're Gone by Hard2beatRecords (3 m 3 s) - https://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/videos/l--UJwBFCV0?v=2 - published Thu Nov 22, 2007 - 4.73/5.00 (222788.0, +207936/-14852), 147,829,716 views
363910:18:15: <UglyFlower> broken link
364010:18:18: <UglyFlower> ere
364110:18:19: <UglyFlower> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgFwiCApH7E
364210:18:19: <Nala> UglyFlower: Basshunter : Now You're Gone by Hard2beatRecords (3 m 3 s) - https://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/videos/l--UJwBFCV0?v=2 - published Thu Nov 22, 2007 - 4.73/5.00 (222788.0, +207936/-14852), 147,829,716 views
364310:18:24: <UglyFlower> fack
364410:18:44: <UglyFlower> either way you get the idea
364510:18:50: <UglyFlower> its a little rediculous
364610:18:55: <Warscribe> hows that a broken link
364710:19:03: <UglyFlower> oh i'm on a mac
364810:19:04: <Warscribe> also basshunter sounds the same
364910:19:05: <UglyFlower> it's not worknig for me
365010:19:23: <UglyFlower> warscribe
365110:19:27: <UglyFlower> did you see my earlier message
365210:19:31: <Warscribe> man, thats pussytech
365310:19:38: <UglyFlower> .nala
365410:19:39: Nala is a version 2.32 AnnaBot created by Aelanna (last updated 2013-10-10), currently indexing 2,086 articles, 191 supplementary pages, 80 unused slots, 1,124 tales, 22 guides, and 27 essays by 690 authors as of 2013-11-15 02:21:40 PST (6 m 30 s ago).
365510:19:45: <UglyFlower> nala is called AnnaBot
365610:19:51: <UglyFlower> Basshunter has a song
365710:19:54: <UglyFlower> about
365810:20:00: <UglyFlower> a bot named Anna
365910:20:06: <UglyFlower> coincidence
366010:20:10: <UglyFlower> I think not
366110:20:21: <UglyFlower> the song has 15 million views
366210:20:25: <Warscribe> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7EQaNlsEFs
366310:20:26: <Nala> Warscribe: Basshunter - Boten Anna (HQ) by Ultra Music (3 m 26 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7EQaNlsEFs - published Fri Sep 19, 2008 - 4.81/5.00 (22720.0, +21621/-1099), 14,407,432 views
366410:20:26: <UglyFlower> its crazy
366510:20:30: <Warscribe> its about a boat.
366610:20:32: <Warscribe> not a bot.
366710:20:51: <UglyFlower> no its not
366810:20:56: <Warscribe> what
366910:20:56: <Warscribe> oh wait
367010:21:01: <UglyFlower> it is about a bot
367110:21:05: <UglyFlower> in a cat room
367210:21:07: <UglyFlower> i'm 100% sure
367310:21:14: <UglyFlower> he also has a song called dota
367410:21:21: <TwistedGears> good ol dota song
367510:21:21: <Warscribe> yes
367610:21:24: <UglyFlower> which is about the online game DoTa
367710:21:30: <Warscribe> i bet he has an irc channel with an annabot running
367810:21:35: <UglyFlower> Maybe
367910:21:38: <UglyFlower> Maybe it is nala
368010:21:40: <UglyFlower> XD
368110:21:45: <Warscribe> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_cCsFU6pak
368210:21:46: <Nala> Warscribe: Basshunter - Dota by FerrarizVids (3 m 53 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_cCsFU6pak - published Sat Aug 30, 2008 - 4.87/5.00 (46517.0, +45031/-1486), 15,082,319 views
368310:22:27: <UglyFlower> Nothing like listening to Dota at 5:30 in the morning
368410:22:50: <DrDrash> ended up grabbing a Mtndew. what is that?
368510:23:05: <DrDrash> oh dota 2
368610:23:09: <DrDrash> fun times
368710:23:39: <UglyFlower> the same artist who made that other song has this song
368810:23:44: <UglyFlower> called dota drdrash
368910:23:58: <UglyFlower> and he's super famous for it
369010:24:14: <UglyFlower> apparently people in wherever he lives like nerdy stuff
369110:24:17: <UglyFlower> I need to move there
369210:24:29: <DrDrash> oh this is truly good. Enough to make much of the admins laugh
369310:24:48: <UglyFlower> What the nala thing?
369410:25:00: <DrDrash> all of it
369510:25:09: <UglyFlower> lol yep
369610:25:25: <UglyFlower> I'm going to tell aelanna next time i see her
369710:25:31: <DrDrash> I may be new, but I have had the foundation on my eyes for two years now
369810:25:50: <UglyFlower> .au drdrash
369910:25:51: <Nala> UglyFlower: Sorry, I couldn't find any authors by that name.
370010:26:01: <UglyFlower> .au uglyflower
370110:26:02: <Nala> UglyFlower: UglyFlower has written 2 articles and 0 tales with +59 net upvotes (average +29.50) and 110 revisions, including: SCP-1481 (+32), SCP-1431 (+27)
370210:26:21: <UglyFlower> .au twistedgears
370310:26:22: <Nala> UglyFlower: TwistedGears has written 2 articles and 0 tales with +67 net upvotes (average +33.50) and 11 revisions, including: SCP-1672 (+54), SCP-1497 (+13)
370410:26:29: <Nala> DrDrash: Sorry, I couldn't find any authors by that name.
370510:26:29: <DrDrash> .au brights
370610:26:37: <DrDrash> hes off
370710:26:38: <UglyFlower> no s in bright
370810:26:44: <UglyFlower> .au bright
370910:26:45: <Nala> UglyFlower: http://www.scp-wiki.net/dr-bright-s-personnel-file DrBright (aka Personnel Director Bright) has written 23 articles and 22 tales with +3385 net upvotes (average +75.22) and 724 revisions, including: SCP-902 (+404), The Factory [SCP-001 Proposal] (+255), SCP-1004 (+190), plus 20 more.
371010:26:52: <DrDrash> oh
371110:27:08: <DrDrash> Ha. Gonna have to read the factory again
371210:27:22: <UglyFlower> Wel it is late as hell
371310:27:25: <TwistedGears> I'm still surprised 902 is his highest
371410:27:28: <UglyFlower> I'm going to head off to bed
371510:27:31: <UglyFlower> g'night!
371610:27:33: <TwistedGears> Alright, later Flower
371710:27:38: <DrDrash> cya
371810:27:52: <DrMrTheMinotaur> is 902 the bright gem?
371910:28:01: <DrDrash> thats 993 I think
372010:28:11: <DrMrTheMinotaur> scp-902
372110:28:12: <Nala> DrMrTheMinotaur: The Final Countdown (rating: +404, 37 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-902
372210:28:15: <DrMrTheMinotaur> ah
372310:28:19: <DrMrTheMinotaur> yeah
372410:28:31: <DrMrTheMinotaur> this does not head for venus
372510:28:35: <DrMrTheMinotaur> downvote
372610:29:01: <DrDrash> scp-993
372710:29:02: <Nala> DrDrash: Bobble the Clown (rating: +340, 25 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-993
372810:29:14: <DrDrash> oh then its 963
372910:29:15: <Nala> TwistedGears: Polymorphic Humanoid (rating: +68, 29 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-953
373010:29:16: <TwistedGears> SCP-953
373110:29:28: <DrDrash> scp-963
373210:29:28: <Nala> DrDrash: Immortality (rating: +102, 39 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-963
373310:30:33: <DrMrTheMinotaur> lol the racist fox demon
373410:30:51: <DrDrash> isn't there one about a vending machine too?
373510:31:04: <DrMrTheMinotaur> more scps should be racist
373610:31:25: <DrDrash> no the beans were over the top
373710:31:42: <DrMrTheMinotaur> oh, i have it, a dude that is racist towards samotracians
373810:31:53: <DrMrTheMinotaur> and nobody has any clue what he's talking about
373910:32:56: <DrDrash> you see. it has to be unique. I wouldn't mind racism towards the US since half its population is composed of idiots and other racists.
374010:33:03: <bright> !sea Jack of hearts
374110:33:05: <Nala> bright: Jack Of Hearts (rating: +30, 19 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-952
374210:33:13: <bright> There's yer racism.
374310:34:23: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i haven't found it yet
374410:34:45: <DrDrash> might as well be the reincarnation of tales from the bright side, but from the standpoint of the lolfoundation
374510:35:02: <bright> Minotaur: in the log.
374610:35:55: <DrMrTheMinotaur> aw i wanted jack to have jungle fever or something
374710:36:04: <TwistedGears> Well that was weird
374810:36:25: <TwistedGears> What'd I miss?
374910:36:31: <DrMrTheMinotaur> but yeah thats some racism right there alright
375010:36:34: <DrDrash> There is the scp that just went up. Its more disturbing than jack of hearts too
375110:36:43: <DrMrTheMinotaur> .lc
375210:36:43: <Nala> DrMrTheMinotaur: The last 3 pages created were: 1. SCP-1459 (The Puppy Machine) created by PeppersGhost (2 h 59 m 45 s ago), 2. A Cooler Manifesto created by Randomini (6 h 14 m 36 s ago) and 3. SCP-1530 (A Bender's Friends) created by Accelerando (7 h 26 m 48 s ago).
375310:37:05: <DrMrTheMinotaur> ahahaha the puppy machine
375410:37:13: <Warscribe> SCP-1459
375510:37:15: <Nala> Warscribe: The Puppy Machine (rating: +9, 20 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1459
375610:37:54: <TwistedGears> That was is just weird. I don't know how to feel about it
375710:38:07: <DrDrash> scp-1530
375810:38:07: <Nala> DrDrash: A Bender's Friends (rating: +12, 9 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1530
375910:38:24: <TwistedGears> ah yes, scary cat
376010:38:26: <Warscribe> dat footnote
376110:38:41: <DrDrash> look at the second image. its the one thing that was needed to complete 952
376210:38:49: <Warscribe> Cookies | 1. A baked confection commonly referred to as a 'biscuit' outside the United States.
376310:38:52: <Warscribe> are you serious
376410:39:04: <DrMrTheMinotaur> Warscribe, absolutely
376510:39:11: <DrMrTheMinotaur> they're biscuits
376610:39:18: <bright> .ad bright
376710:39:20: <Nala> bright: I have generated an author detail page for DrBright at http://scp-nala.wikidot.com/authors:drbright
376810:39:21: <DrDrash> they are niether
376910:39:23: <Warscribe> why the hell would you need a footnote from that
377010:39:43: <DrMrTheMinotaur> geographical confusion
377110:40:11: <TwistedGears> so is cookie a thing outside the US, and it means somethin else?
377210:40:38: <Warscribe> even i got taught what cookies are, and english isnt my first language
377310:40:42: <DrDrash> DrMrTheMinotaur, confusion is my fist SCP draft.
377410:40:42: <DrMrTheMinotaur> only chocolate chip would get called a cookie
377510:41:05: <DrMrTheMinotaur> but oreos? biscuits
377610:41:18: <Warscribe> we call them all cookies
377710:41:21: <DrDrash> something that got too caught up in too much. I wish stopped myself earlier...
377810:41:35: <DrMrTheMinotaur> it happens drash
377910:42:23: <DrDrash> I know, but the great stuff is that I got critical feedback. Learn from your mistakes they say
378010:43:07: <DrDrash> even though I still think that my WikiLeaks idea is something that could work out... given time that is
378110:44:14: <DrDrash> by the way, you forgot to add chips ahoy
378210:46:30: <DrMrTheMinotaur> drash what do you think of the crack genie?
378310:46:35: <DrMrTheMinotaur> .s crack genie
378410:46:37: <Nala> DrMrTheMinotaur: Crack Genie (rating: +34, 19 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1481
378510:48:47: <DrDrash> I think it should be a bit more of a troll
378610:49:15: <DrMrTheMinotaur> http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh164/composernate/SE2013/20121130.png
378710:49:51: <DrMrTheMinotaur> drash it originally demanded payment for wishes, i suggested he demand a sandwich for a sandwich and then take both
378810:50:23: <DrDrash> was it a bacon sandwich?
378910:50:23: <DrMrTheMinotaur> uglyflower should open it op for wishes on another log
379010:53:03: <DrMrTheMinotaur> why doesn't steam have a dlc tab for your games
379110:53:13: <DrMrTheMinotaur> it'd be nice just to see whats there
379210:53:32: <DrDrash> games have dlc tabs now.
379310:53:41: <DrDrash> like borderlands 2
379410:53:42: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i want it centralised
379510:53:49: <DrDrash> good idea
379610:54:27: <DrMrTheMinotaur> and even better
379710:54:32: <DrDrash> scp-999-j
379810:54:33: <Nala> DrDrash: Creepy Speedo Man (rating: +170, 14 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-999-j
379910:54:35: <DrMrTheMinotaur> choose to now show what you already have
380010:54:44: <DrMrTheMinotaur> DrDrash, thats my PM
380110:54:56: <DrMrTheMinotaur> choose to NOT show what you already have
380210:56:15: <DrDrash> Well valve is typically on top of their stuff, but they do have Steam OS coming out
380310:56:48: <DrDrash> that being said, I think they are going to largely update steam once it is released
380410:56:54: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i wonder how much work can be involved in a linux distro
380510:57:02: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i have no idea at all
380610:57:24: <DrMrTheMinotaur> isn't it being built off ubuntu or something?
380710:57:38: <DrDrash> Linux... They say its going to take over. I don't like that idea
380810:57:53: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i dont have a problem really
380910:58:06: <DrMrTheMinotaur> if linux becomes the os of gaming choice
381010:58:08: <DrMrTheMinotaur> whatev
381110:58:21: <DrMrTheMinotaur> means i wont have to upgrade from xp
381210:58:33: <DrDrash> You are still on it?
381310:58:34: <DrMrTheMinotaur> have too many dx10/11 games waiting for me
381410:58:36: <DrMrTheMinotaur> yeah
381510:58:38: <DrMrTheMinotaur> ='(
381610:58:46: <DrMrTheMinotaur> should get 7 64
381710:58:52: <DrDrash> everything is backwards compatible
381810:59:08: <DrMrTheMinotaur> more a cashflow issue
381910:59:14: <DrMrTheMinotaur> and fuck 8
382010:59:27: <DrDrash> Yes. 8 Is a cluster fuck
382110:59:31: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i dont care if its "better" i dont want to learn a whole new thing
382210:59:52: <DrDrash> If they bring back the start bar. Ill be so happy
382310:59:55: <DrMrTheMinotaur> despite me using the computer for games, wweb browsing and now irc
382411:00:04: <DrDrash> and SCP
382511:00:08: <DrMrTheMinotaur> theres a problem with multi tasking or something
382611:00:26: <DrMrTheMinotaur> like things dont work in windows or something?
382711:00:33: <TwistedGears> but touch screen compatibility guys
382811:00:38: <TwistedGears> is the future
382911:00:42: <DrDrash> well XP was basically the prototype of 7
383011:00:44: <DrMrTheMinotaur> for tablets
383111:00:50: <DrMrTheMinotaur> you mean vista
383211:01:06: <DrMrTheMinotaur> you forgot about it
383311:01:09: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i didn't
383411:01:11: <DrDrash> no. Vista was an attempt at going closed soucred
383511:01:33: <DrMrTheMinotaur> they're that different?
383611:01:36: <DrDrash> it was windows 7. just closed sourced
383711:01:41: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i thought 7 was vista minus bullshit
383811:01:49: <DrDrash> it is
383911:01:56: <DrMrTheMinotaur> bullshit being closed source
384011:02:05: <DrDrash> a grave mistake.
384111:02:07: <DrMrTheMinotaur> there more than that though yeah?
384211:02:15: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i thought windows was always closed
384311:02:36: <DrMrTheMinotaur> or was it to try an win over mac fans?
384411:02:44: <DrDrash> nope. thats Apple
384511:03:08: <DrMrTheMinotaur> was all of windows traditionally open?
384611:03:12: <DrMrTheMinotaur> surely only parts
384711:03:13: <DrDrash> windows wanted open source. They wanted ppl to do whatever they wanted
384811:03:26: <DrDrash> ever since the graphic interface
384911:03:36: <DrMrTheMinotaur> thank you xerox
385011:03:41: <DrMrTheMinotaur> we owe you great debt
385111:04:08: <DrDrash> no. its thank you steve jobs. for actually trusting his rival with it
385211:04:14: <DrMrTheMinotaur> man, 3.1 to 95... that was a dark time
385311:04:27: <DrMrTheMinotaur> in stability
385411:04:57: <DrDrash> hey, you gotta keep in mind that that was the era of nintendo. who was on their computer?
385511:05:11: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i was
385611:05:21: <DrMrTheMinotaur> megadrive and computer
385711:05:29: <DrMrTheMinotaur> fucking point and click adventures man
385811:05:39: <DrMrTheMinotaur> the biggity bomb
385911:05:50: <DrDrash> well the majority anyways. Apple was also sucking shit
386011:06:06: <DrMrTheMinotaur> that was in the time of no jobs
386111:06:13: <DrDrash> then came 2000 and everything was somehow magically righted
386211:06:19: <DrMrTheMinotaur> interesting how jobs was not so great away from apple
386311:06:41: <DrDrash> jobs was an ass. Brilliant, but an ass
386411:06:41: <DrMrTheMinotaur> and apple is not so great with no jobs
386511:06:58: <DrMrTheMinotaur> but not a brilliant software engineer
386611:07:13: <DrMrTheMinotaur> which annoys me that he gets credit for being this super computer guy
386711:07:16: <DrDrash> a brilliant sales person though
386811:07:25: <DrMrTheMinotaur> he was brilliant in sale and in ui
386911:07:34: <DrMrTheMinotaur> especially with the function of iphone
387011:07:56: <DrDrash> I never saw him for the tech guy. He just knew what people wanted. Did you see that turtleneck?
387111:08:05: <DrMrTheMinotaur> lol
387211:08:14: <DrMrTheMinotaur> saves time making desicions
387311:08:21: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i saw the turtle neck on the new ceo too
387411:08:27: <DrMrTheMinotaur> laughed my ass off
387511:08:40: <DrDrash> I am telling you. Its the turtleneck.
387611:09:18: <DrDrash> If their leader has it, apple will do good. Not on the level of windows, but good none the less
387711:09:36: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i reckon its all down hill from here
387811:09:45: <DrMrTheMinotaur> jobs solidified vision
387911:10:01: <DrMrTheMinotaur> but now theres no tyrant
388011:10:07: <DrMrTheMinotaur> and they had a tyrant company culture
388111:10:10: <DrMrTheMinotaur> have
388211:10:29: <DrDrash> I bet workers at apple were happy. Sad but happy
388311:11:16: <DrMrTheMinotaur> upper execs, for sure
388411:11:25: <DrDrash> I couldnt work with someone like that. I mean he left his wife and child with virtually nothing
388511:11:32: <DrMrTheMinotaur> also, the story of his first daughter
388611:11:33: <DrMrTheMinotaur> urgh
388711:11:38: <DrDrash> gross
388811:11:50: <DrMrTheMinotaur> like lennon
388911:11:58: <DrMrTheMinotaur> that guy was a douche too
389011:12:24: <DrDrash> But you know what, an asshole dies and we all have chips ahoy in the end
389111:12:26: <DrMrTheMinotaur> never meet your heroes, thats what they say
389211:12:33: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i dont
389311:12:35: <DrDrash> with marshmellows
389411:12:39: <DrMrTheMinotaur> but i do have calamari pizza
389511:12:45: <DrMrTheMinotaur> so yum
389611:12:51: <DrDrash> ok that sounds awesome
389711:12:54: <DrMrTheMinotaur> much taste
389811:13:04: <DrDrash> yummy
389911:13:24: <DrDrash> Now I wonder how many food scps there are
390011:14:09: <DrDrash> and if they taste good without harming you in any way
390111:14:18: <DrMrTheMinotaur> .tag food
390211:14:19: <Nala> DrMrTheMinotaur: I found 60 pages with the specified tag, including SCP-294 (+405), SCP-871 (+262), SCP-261 (+231), SCP-348 (+224), and SCP-173-J (+186).
390311:14:33: <DrDrash> yaaaaaay
390411:14:43: <DrMrTheMinotaur> drash there is the unlimited pizza box
390511:14:52: <DrMrTheMinotaur> it has unlimited amounts of your favourite pizza
390611:14:54: <DrMrTheMinotaur> thats it
390711:14:54: <DrDrash> umg.
390811:15:00: <DrDrash> thats perfect
390911:15:03: <DrMrTheMinotaur> no side effect
391011:15:09: <DrMrTheMinotaur> and like if you get sick of the pizza
391111:15:10: <DrDrash> yess
391211:15:14: <DrMrTheMinotaur> then your favourite changes!
391311:15:19: <DrDrash> whoot
391411:15:29: <DrMrTheMinotaur> best scp ever
391511:15:43: <DrDrash> but you get full :(
391611:15:55: <DrDrash> we need to counteract that
391711:15:57: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i dunno man
391811:16:07: <DrDrash> a tapeworm maybe
391911:16:08: <DrMrTheMinotaur> when i eat a pizza i can eat half ane be fine
392011:16:13: <DrMrTheMinotaur> or eat all of it and still be fine
392111:16:22: <DrDrash> I can eat up to 3
392211:16:31: <DrDrash> but around 4 is my limit
392311:16:37: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i think i could eat theoretically unlimited amounts of pizza
392411:16:57: <DrDrash> but your belly would burst
392511:17:12: <DrMrTheMinotaur> then maybe i would stop?
392611:17:19: <DrMrTheMinotaur> getting full is not a bad thing
392711:17:26: <DrDrash> its a good thing
392811:17:33: <DrMrTheMinotaur> why do you want to keep eating drash?
392911:17:49: <DrMrTheMinotaur> what kind of pain are you trying to hide?
393011:17:58: <DrDrash> well if something tastes good.
393111:18:09: <DrDrash> and you want to taste more things
393211:18:15: <DrDrash> but you are full
393311:18:22: <DrDrash> its a small bummer.
393411:19:17: <DrDrash> but i never said I want to keep eating. Bursting is the least of my worries
393511:19:30: <DrMrTheMinotaur> its the most of mine
393611:19:33: <DrDrash> ..... or is it the most?
393711:19:39: <DrDrash> :/
393811:19:42: <DrMrTheMinotaur> but i had a wasp lay eggs in my brain a month ago
393911:19:55: <DrMrTheMinotaur> bursting is always a worry
394011:20:07: <DrMrTheMinotaur> DO NOT WORRY SILLY HUMAN
394111:20:16: <DrMrTheMinotaur> THIS HUMAN IS JUST BEING SILLY IN A NATURAL HUMAN WAY
394211:20:30: <DrMrTheMinotaur> BRAIN WASPS ARE ALL IN THE MIND
394311:20:51: <DrDrash> ... I was thinking of a manner more like 815
394411:21:13: <DrDrash> scp-815
394511:21:13: <Nala> DrDrash: Snake Nut Can (rating: +40, 9 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-815
394611:21:51: <DrMrTheMinotaur> would an scp of brain controlling slugs that were the worst sleeper agents ever be a j?
394711:21:56: <DrMrTheMinotaur> or not worth trying
394811:21:57: <DrMrTheMinotaur> at all
394911:22:35: <DrDrash> WHY on EARTH would we consume slugs to go to sleep
395011:22:44: <DrDrash> we have gas for that right?
395111:22:50: <DrMrTheMinotaur> sigh
395211:23:19: <DrMrTheMinotaur> i just realised its essentially a futurama joke
395311:23:37: <DrDrash> ..................................yes it is
395411:24:03: <DrMrTheGame> okay going to play a new game
395511:24:13: <DrDrash> what is it???
395611:24:18: <DrMrTheGame> contrast
395711:24:21: <DrMrTheGame> looks interesting
395811:24:25: <DrDrash> I love that game
395911:24:26: <DrMrTheGame> steam
396011:24:30: <DrDrash> XD
396111:24:42: <DrMrTheGame> its only been out for a bit?
396211:24:54: <DrMrTheGame> argh first time install bs
396311:24:57: <DrDrash> I have no clue what it is.
396411:25:15: <DrMrTheGame> new greenlight release
396511:25:19: <DrDrash> But I know audiasurf is fun
396611:25:27: <DrMrTheGame> tried AS2?
396711:25:27: <DrDrash> 2 to be exact
396811:25:32: <DrMrTheGame> oh cool
396911:25:46: <DrDrash> its such a good timewater
397011:26:09: <DrMrTheGame> i enjoyed the first for a bit
397111:26:11: <DrDrash> and such a good idea for an SCP I realized
397211:26:20: <DrMrTheGame> tried 123 kick it?
397311:26:32: <DrMrTheGame> oksy its installed
397411:26:33: <DrDrash> no
397511:26:43: <DrMrTheGame> oh bullshit
397611:26:49: <DrMrTheGame> it unlocks in a few hours
397711:26:50: <DrDrash> let me guess
397811:26:57: <DrDrash> knew it
397911:27:07: <DrMrTheGame> never come across that before
398011:27:13: <DrDrash> and thus we play FTL
398111:27:18: <DrMrTheGame> preinstalling, yeah
398211:27:25: <DrMrTheGame> but not installing and letting you run
398311:27:34: <DrDrash> getting our lil ship blown up
398411:28:13: <DrMrTheGame> heard about the expansion?
398511:28:27: <DrMrTheGame> i want the game to be longer. id also like it to be more rpglike
398611:28:28: <DrDrash> Hey the Bullshit is when I preinstalled Saints Row 4 in the US, also buying it there. I came back to singapore and I have to wait 3 days in advance
398711:28:32: <DrMrTheGame> like freelancer
398811:28:36: <DrMrTheGame> awwww
398911:28:44: <DrMrTheGame> fucksake
399011:29:02: <DrMrTheGame> i bought sr3, my mate pirated it day 1. had all the fucking dlc
399111:29:13: <DrMrTheGame> give the game, dont sell it to me in little bits
399211:29:25: <DrDrash> But he couldn;t play multiplayer.
399311:29:41: <DrMrTheGame> yeah.. which is sucha ... loss?
399411:29:45: <DrDrash> dont. Its too glitchy
399511:30:01: <DrDrash> Wtf is deepsilver doing
399611:30:29: <DrMrTheGame> hate the new steam dl queue
399711:30:40: <DrDrash> Dead Island, SR4, and so much more have glitches that should't be in the game
399811:30:49: <DrMrTheGame> batman origins
399911:31:04: <DrMrTheGame> here's my advice unless you're a hard core batfan
400011:31:12: <DrMrTheGame> go play asylum and city again
400111:31:15: <DrMrTheGame> or if you have never
400211:31:17: <DrMrTheGame> do so
400311:31:26: <DrMrTheGame> origins is a hot mess
400411:31:34: <DrDrash> Batman....
400511:31:51: <DrMrTheGame> being batman feels very cool
400611:32:14: <DrDrash> now I want nala to define batman but I know she wont
400711:32:21: <DrMrTheGame> .def batman
400811:32:23: <Nala> DrMrTheGame: batman (noun) - A British military officer's orderly.
400911:32:29: <DrDrash> HAHAAHAH
401011:32:32: <DrMrTheGame> there you go
401111:32:48: <DrMrTheGame> i think the term may come from cricket bats
401211:32:50: <DrMrTheGame> unsure
401311:33:05: <DrDrash> .def The Batman
401411:33:06: <Nala> DrDrash: An error occurred, Error getting a response from the server.
401511:33:07: <DrMrTheGame> but he's pretty much an officer's PA
401611:33:08: <LiquidNightfury> Hey Minotaur
401711:33:16: <LiquidNightfury> You know Freelancer is still around, right
401811:33:16: <DrMrTheGame> yeah
401911:33:28: <DrMrTheGame> i do
402011:33:32: <LiquidNightfury> and incredibly active
402111:33:43: <DrMrTheGame> i could never get mods to work
402211:34:13: <DrMrTheGame> anyway i love ftl but i hate it feeling so rushed
402311:34:32: <DrDrash> .def deadshot
402411:34:33: <Nala> DrDrash: I'm sorry, but I could not find any definitions for "deadshot".
402511:34:50: <DrDrash> awww oh well
402611:34:54: <DrMrTheGame> Deadshot (noun) Awesome guy
402711:35:00: <DrUnderwood> Hwllo
402811:35:04: <DrUnderwood> Hello*
402911:35:07: <DrDrash> Yellow
403011:35:09: <DrMrTheGame> hola
403111:35:57: <DrDrash> .def hello
403211:35:58: <Nala> DrDrash: hello (interjection) - Used to greet someone, answer the telephone, or express surprise. [1/3]
403311:36:03: <DrMrTheGame> drash and i were just talking about how silvio berlusconi and batman are very similar
403411:36:14: <DrMrTheGame> did you know the phone invented hello?
403511:36:20: <DrDrash> dont mention bruce wayne
403611:36:33: <Nala> DrDrash: An error occurred, Error getting a response from the server.
403711:36:33: <DrDrash> .def Bruce Wayne
403811:36:46: <DrDrash> and there it is. We need webster
403911:36:55: <DrMrTheGame> urban dictionary
404011:37:01: <DrDrash> even more so
404111:37:09: <DrMrTheGame> okay im going to play a game i cant alt tab
404211:37:19: <DrMrTheGame> so im out for real reals now
404311:37:53: <DrDrash> im going to go post ideas regarding SCP items and fast food chains.
404411:38:15: <DrDrash> The question is, will soulless like it?
404511:39:18: <DrDrash> DrMrTheGame, then play bit trip runner
404611:40:30: <DrDrash> you dont have to make that wasp overthink in your brain
404711:41:30: <DrDrash> .def redshirt
404811:41:30: <Nala> DrDrash: redshirt (verb-transitive) - To keep (a college or school athlete) out of varsity competition for one year in order to extend the athlete's period of eligibility.
404912:06:33: <TheGreekOwl> Greetings~
405012:08:30: <DrDrash> hi
405112:09:26: <DrDrash> I have to say that is one that just came out is brilliant.
405212:09:39: <Nala> DrDrash: The Yellowstone Anomaly (rating: +115, 6 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1422
405312:09:40: <DrDrash> scp-1422
405412:13:23: <Dexandroid> The world is asleep
405512:13:31: <LiquidNightfury> Not I
405612:13:34: <Dexandroid> But I am not the world
405712:13:38: <Dexandroid> I am man
405812:13:40: <DrDrash> here as well
405912:13:51: <Dexandroid> Who are you
406012:14:13: <Dexandroid> Welcome new blood
406112:14:23: <DrDrash> A guys who has been watching all of you silently
406212:14:38: <DrDrash> in the dark
406312:15:22: <DrDrash> the question really is do I dare forge the depths of site19?
406412:16:27: <Dexandroid> You mean dredge
406512:16:29: <Dexandroid> And yes
406612:17:31: <Dexandroid> Welcome
406712:18:07: <DrDrash> thanks. Finally decided to join. Got bored with other things and its time for something new
406812:19:19: <Jarell> http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1531
406912:19:20: <Nala> Jarell: SCP-1531 - "Perfect Lie Detector" [Article] (rating: +35, 12 revisions, 14 comments) - tags: scp, safe, knowledge, mind-affecting, engraved, compulsion, instrument, electronic
407012:19:55: <Jarell> Reading this, I begin to wonder if there's a department within the foundation responsible for double blind checks on reports from every scp
407112:20:08: <Jarell> Just to pick up on perception altering SCPs like this
407212:20:22: <Jarell> new orientation idea, anyone?
407312:20:53: <DrDrash> nah you should read this one. Gets you really thinking what it takes to get to the older members.
407412:20:58: <DrDrash> scp-993
407512:20:59: <Nala> DrDrash: Bobble the Clown (rating: +340, 25 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-993
407612:21:45: <Jarell> "episode title: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU"
407712:21:48: <Jarell> heh
407812:21:53: <Jarell> that brings a chuckle to me
407912:22:16: <DrDrash> Clowns are creepy. Scary as shit when bright writes it
408012:22:45: <DrDrash> Now we need someone to do Beverly the Mime
408112:23:39: <Dexandroid> .au dexa
408212:23:40: <Nala> dexandroid: http://www.scp-wiki.net/dr-django-bridge-personnel-file Dexanote (aka Dr. Bridge) has written 18 articles and 8 tales with +1830 net upvotes (average +70.38) and 477 revisions, including: SCP-517 (+157), SCP-097 (+135), SCP-1679 (+124), plus 15 more.
408312:24:38: <TheGreekOwl> http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyfmzg0lfg1r3cwazo3_250.gif
408412:24:42: <TheGreekOwl> whitepeople.jpg
408512:24:50: <Jarell> I don't find clowns that creepy
408612:26:15: <DrDrash> looks like chats alive again
408712:30:31: <DrDrash> lots of geniuses here though. Reality is that the good ideas for SCP's have not been taken up. There is still way too much left. Its just that these guys are fucking smart. The One on Yellowstone is beyond genious
408812:33:57: <Dexandroid> I'm happy you think so
408912:35:32: <DrDrash> Im happy you guys are happy. Its been a long time since I have been part of a structured site. And I relish the challenge of making an SCP
409012:37:40: <DrDrash> There are so many possibilities. You just got to get it right.
409112:39:27: <DrDrash> And so I wonder. What can I do with a hair eating pillow.
409212:39:54: <Dexandroid> Sounds gross
409312:40:06: <Dexandroid> Use that
409412:40:57: <DrDrash> I remembered it just now. Went to eat dinner, got the idea, came back and cracked open a mountain dew, and forgot.
409512:41:42: <Dexandroid> What scares you
409612:41:48: <Dexandroid> Truly scares you
409712:43:31: <DrDrash> Would you be scared to have a pillow eat off your mustache?
409812:44:21: <DrDrash> In your sleep?
409912:45:07: <Jarell> which is the yellowstone one again?
410012:45:25: <DrDrash> scp-1430
410112:45:26: <Nala> DrDrash: The Orator's Staff (rating: +44, 12 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1430
410212:45:33: <DrDrash> no?
410312:45:47: <Dexandroid> .sea Yellowstone
410412:45:48: <Nala> dexandroid: The Yellowstone Anomaly (rating: +116, 6 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1422
410512:45:58: <Jarell> Huh
410612:46:07: <Jarell> Also, is there a page with a list of the bot commands?
410712:46:15: <DrDrash> scp-1422
410812:46:16: <Nala> DrDrash: The Yellowstone Anomaly (rating: +116, 6 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1422
410912:46:41: <DrDrash> I love that one
411012:46:50: <DrDrash> Puts a good twist on thing
411112:46:56: <Jarell> 1422 is the superior version of 055, this is now my headcanon
411212:47:46: <Dexandroid> That doesn't make sense
411312:47:48: <DrDrash> Haha. Maybe I will write about it in the future. Maybe I will make it so that its the Horizon Initiative
411412:48:35: <Dexandroid> 1422 did something to experience and perception, 055 prevents memory
411512:49:43: <DrDrash> Preventing memory isnt all that bad. But when something changes everything you know about said thing, you should be concerned.
411612:50:49: <DrDrash> The thing about 1422 is that if an anomaly occurs again, there isn't much The Foundation can do if they forget about it and have all data on it completely wiped.
411712:50:58: <DrDrash> *can't
411812:51:29: <DrDrash> wait nvm.
411912:53:27: <DrDrash> dexandroid, we could use said pillow for class D shaving
412012:54:03: <Jarell> Dex: one of the hypothesises of 1422 are that it modifies memories as well
412112:55:07: <Dexandroid> Drash that ain't super scary to me but you could make a comedic SCP from it
412212:55:18: <Dexandroid> Jarell fair
412312:56:10: <Jarell> There's a world of possibility there: maybe 55 was the alpha test, and 1422 was the beta test
412412:56:25: <Jarell> and now some GOI is using the final version to keep themselves covered
412512:56:40: <DrDrash> There is plenty of possibilities. Such as a good testing log. If it ever gets in, someone should make a story about it and the foot eating bed coming together.
412613:07:12: <Tretter> Anyone want to hear an idea for an SCP?
412713:07:28: <DrDrash> Go right ahead
412813:09:21: <Tretter> The SCP consists of two parts: a father and a son. The father somehow learned how to change a person's genetics or whatever and let a person be a reality bender. His first test subject was his son. And that's about as far as I've gotten
412913:09:38: <Athena_Grey> man
413013:09:49: <Athena_Grey> any father who used his son as test subject
413113:10:14: <Athena_Grey> /unless/ they have some damn good reasons
413213:10:29: <Tretter> Or they just don't care about ethics or morals
413313:10:36: <Athena_Grey> so
413413:10:43: <Athena_Grey> supervillain?
413513:10:50: <Tretter> Not really
413613:11:13: <Tretter> We've had doctors who've had less of a hold on such things
413713:12:11: <DrDrash> You have to be careful with humanoid SCP's. They are exceedingly difficult to write up. However, that is where you would have to prove yourself.
413813:12:25: <DrDrash> The problem with me already is reality bender
413913:12:30: <Tretter> Myy first and only SCP was a humanoid
414013:12:36: <Tretter> *is
414113:13:10: <Tretter> I took the difficult task of using a cliched concept and turning it into a workable SCP
414213:13:49: <DrDrash> The only extra-ordinary thing there is the son
414313:14:04: <Tretter> Debateably, the father is as well.
414413:14:14: <Tretter> He learned how to make someone a reality bender
414513:14:27: <DrDrash> What makes the dad special other than the fact the he learned how to change someones DNA?
414613:14:53: <Tretter> It's more of the fact that he knows how to change reality to work for him
414713:15:08: <Tretter> He's like a Reality bender, but not as powerful
414813:16:06: <Athena_Grey> hmm
414913:16:09: <Tretter> And I don't think there's been much of a study on the genetics of reality benders
415013:16:19: <Athena_Grey> what is his logic in choosing test subject?
415113:16:23: <Athena_Grey> like
415213:16:26: <Jarell> is the father anomalous? Or can his results be replicated?
415313:16:27: <Athena_Grey> first thing first
415413:16:29: <Tretter> Avaliablity
415513:16:40: <Athena_Grey> how certain was he that his theory works?
415613:16:53: <Tretter> I haven't worked that out yet, Jarell
415713:17:00: <DrDrash> Yeah but that really isn't a reason for The Foundation to contain him. He poses a threat, but when he is captured, and The Foundation discovers that he is a normal human being, They will dish out the memory wipers and confiscate his reaserch
415813:17:25: <DrDrash> As for his son, he will most likely be sent to site-17 for the rest of his poor life
415913:17:27: <Athena_Grey> and, relatedly, does the situation allow him to be very scientifically rigourious?
416013:17:40: <Tretter> hmmmmmm
416113:17:47: <Athena_Grey> how many experiments can he run?
416213:18:18: <Athena_Grey> is it one of those things where he's got a very small window of opportunity to run his experiment?
416313:18:20: <DrDrash> Trust me, you will get the same exact results when running it through the community
416413:18:27: <Jarell> Tretter: I dont know about your idea
416513:18:48: <Jarell> making a guy that can make reality benders is... kinda opening up a huge can of worms
416613:18:54: <Tretter> I feel it can work, but it'll take a helluva lot of hard work.
416713:19:06: <Jarell> especially since he isn't making reality benders by anomalous means
416813:19:13: <Athena_Grey> what Jarell said
416913:19:22: <Athena_Grey> although
417013:19:28: <Athena_Grey> you can do it as a Tale
417113:19:28: <DrDrash> Tretter, there is of course the other possibility that the foundation will just recruit him though highly unlikely
417213:19:42: <Jarell> I doubt that in this case, the foundation would settle for mere amnesiacs too
417313:19:43: <Athena_Grey> as one of those series of Tales which explore what would happen to the Foundation
417413:19:52: <Athena_Grey> after such big game changing event
417513:19:56: <Jarell> they'd either imprison him in their deepest cell or straight out terminate him
417613:19:57: <DrDrash> Yea, I was going to suggest that. A tale would work out with this
417713:20:18: <Athena_Grey> My hunch is that they'd imprison him
417813:20:26: <Jarell> because he's too dangerous to let loose with mere amnesiacs, especially since I don't believe amnesiacs are 100% perfect
417913:20:45: <Athena_Grey> and use his knowledge as a lauchpad for further researchers
418013:20:55: <Jarell> wait, we're using the word "amnestics" now aren't we
418113:20:57: <Athena_Grey> *researches
418213:21:07: <DrDrash> Mine is that he would just be given Class A amnestics
418313:21:23: <DrDrash> and that's it
418413:21:40: <Jarell> I dunno
418513:21:47: <Tretter> Hmmmm, I think I'll end up writing this up. It'll be good practivce anyways
418613:21:56: <Athena_Grey> depends on what kind of research he's got
418713:21:57: <Jarell> If class A amnestics have a 99.999% success rate
418813:22:23: <DrDrash> Then there is the issues of the foundation's current situation with reality benders. For isntance
418913:22:23: <Jarell> that's 0.001% chance of failure too high for a threat of this magnitude
419013:22:27: <Athena_Grey> if he has proven that his method can reliably produce Type Greens
419113:22:30: <Nala> DrDrash: The Witch Child (rating: +36, 54 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-239
419213:22:30: <DrDrash> scp-239
419313:22:55: <Athena_Grey> then it'd be a vital component in researching Type Greens scientifically
419413:23:14: <Athena_Grey> with luck, the Foundation might even unlock the science behind Reality Bending within a generation or two
419513:23:19: <Jarell> And also, isn't it sorta canon that there's at least 1 part of the foundation that just recommends shooting reality benders (See: clef's orientation)
419613:23:44: <Athena_Grey> making /each_and_every/ reality bending skips we have an -EX
419713:23:56: <DrDrash> I dont think the foundation would support research into reality bending.
419813:24:14: <Athena_Grey> but if we understand what it is
419913:24:21: <Athena_Grey> we understand the science behind it
420013:24:26: <Athena_Grey> we can predict what it can do
420113:24:31: <Jarell> The trouble with that athena is that this implies reality bending has a mundane cause, which is... well
420213:24:37: <Athena_Grey> we can produce weapons and tactics to counter it
420313:24:49: <DrDrash> There are too many holes athena
420413:24:58: <Jarell> reality benders in themselves are anomalies
420513:25:08: <Jarell> Making something that makes anomalies is one thing
420613:25:16: <DrDrash> We unlock the ability to change realitybenders then what happens to the SCP objects?
420713:25:20: <Jarell> making something that makes anomalies VIA NON ANOMALOUS methods is too much
420813:25:22: <Athena_Grey> Jarell but for the purpose of these Tales, we're talking about a father who can scientifically produce Type Greens :P
420913:25:23: <DrDrash> They are done
421013:25:46: <Jarell> it's like some sort of paradox
421113:26:03: <Tretter> Athena_Grey, you use the term father like he cares for his son.
421213:26:24: <Athena_Grey> :P
421313:26:38: <Athena_Grey> ok let's use Dutch
421413:26:44: <Athena_Grey> 'Vader', then? :P
421513:26:45: <DrDrash> I have to agree with Jarell, athena and tretter. You use this, you open up the ability to destroy SCP 239
421613:27:04: <Tretter> :p
421713:27:08: <Jarell> wait
421813:27:12: <DrDrash> And SCP 239 is far too established to get rid of
421913:27:13: <Athena_Grey> that's why I'd recommend a Tale
422013:27:14: <Jarell> aren't we all opposed to each other
422113:27:27: <Tretter> I'm writing it up now.
422213:27:35: <Jarell> Oh well
422313:27:40: <Athena_Grey> Tales can push the boundaries of what may or may not happen a lot
422413:27:41: <Jarell> Brace for the downvote flood
422513:27:41: <Athena_Grey> like
422613:27:44: <DrDrash> If you were to make a tale, it would have to end with the knowledge being ultimately lost
422713:27:45: <Tretter> It should all make more sense when I'm done
422813:27:49: <Nala> Athena_Grey: http://www.scp-wiki.net/unfinished-business - Unfinished Business by TroyL (rating: +83, 34 revisions)
422913:27:49: <Athena_Grey> .s unfinished business
423013:27:54: <Athena_Grey> Clef dies
423113:28:01: <DrDrash> ik
423213:28:02: <Jarell> Hmmm
423313:28:06: <Athena_Grey> Witch Child dies
423413:28:16: <Athena_Grey> God... received critical damage
423513:28:21: <DrDrash> and it starts all over again
423613:28:26: <Dexandroid> Unfinished business is
423713:28:29: <Dexandroid> Athens
423813:28:33: <Dexandroid> Athena
423913:28:39: <Athena_Grey> also, Bright has been crazy for a long time and lost his
424013:28:42: <Athena_Grey> yes dex?
424113:28:44: <Dexandroid> Stop spilling
424213:28:50: <Dexandroid> Spoiling
424313:28:54: <Dexandroid> The story
424413:28:54: <Athena_Grey> ok
424513:28:55: <Athena_Grey> sorry
424613:29:06: <Dexandroid> Ducking phone
424713:29:09: <Dexandroid> Np
424813:29:10: <Jarell> .s unfinished business iii
424913:29:11: <Nala> Jarell: http://www.scp-wiki.net/unfinished-business-iii - Unfinished Business III, a collaboration created by TroyL (rating: +22, 6 revisions)
425013:29:11: <Tretter> Oh my god, you spoiled everything!
425113:29:28: <Tretter> Next you'll tell me that Snape kills Dumbledore
425213:29:34: <Athena_Grey> sorry :|
425313:29:36: <Dexandroid> But he dotted
425413:29:38: <Tretter> :p
425513:29:39: <Dexandroid> Does
425613:29:46: <Tretter> :o
425713:29:50: <Dexandroid> And rosebud was his sled
425813:30:09: <DrDrash> dexandroid, any information you willing to offer to help out tretter with a man who can splice reality benders?
425913:30:09: <Athena_Grey> Vader was Luke's father
426013:30:11: <Tretter> Tell me the truth, is Vader actually Luke's dad?
426113:30:12: <Dexandroid> On that note I really like citizen Kane
426213:30:32: <Dexandroid> Crash I'm at work I am sorry
426313:30:41: <Dexandroid> My name is usually Dexanote
426413:31:10: <Dexandroid> On my phone, a bit distracted
426513:31:29: <Dexandroid> Actually
426613:31:31: <DrDrash> well seeing that thats over for the most part, im going back to work on my pillow <3
426713:31:45: <Dexandroid> Tretter what's your idea
426813:31:56: <Dexandroid> Eat it drash
426913:32:08: <Dexandroid> scree you and your pillow xD
427013:32:13: <Dexandroid> Screw**
427113:32:33: <Tretter> A man learns how to make Reality Benders through means that may or may not be anomalous. His first, more or less, successful test subject is his son.
427213:33:07: <Dexandroid> Make him an artist
427313:33:24: Tretter shrugs I'll throw it in there
427413:33:25: <Dexandroid> Sculptor who thinks 'wrong'
427513:33:32: <Tretter> That was supposed to be two lines
427613:33:58: <Athena_Grey> the son's name is Joshua
427713:34:05: <Athena_Grey> story ends with time travel
427813:34:06: <Athena_Grey> :P
427913:34:15: <DrDrash> =================---------------------------------dexandroid, one night the pillow will end up an your room and when you wake up, you will have no air on your person at all..... (Evil Laughter)
428013:34:45: <Dexandroid> What's the hueg line of lines for
428113:34:57: <Tretter> And for my last question, could this concept work as a 2000 entry?
428213:35:21: <Jarell> not unless it was excecuted absurdly well
428313:35:29: DrDrash DrDrash follows the line to dexandroid's office
428413:35:32: <Athena_Grey> skip that (possibly) heralds the end of all skips
428513:35:34: <Tretter> Yeah, I guess so
428613:35:46: <Athena_Grey> or the beginning of their new age?
428713:35:54: <Dexandroid> Tretter its not really sci fi to me
428813:36:01: <Athena_Grey> it is so game changing
428913:36:10: <Jarell> look
429013:36:13: <Athena_Grey> it's on pair with a -001
429113:36:17: <Jarell> why not try for something less ambitious
429213:36:25: <Jarell> instead of full reality bender
429313:36:28: <DrDrash> like Darwin
429413:36:30: <Jarell> yeah athena that was what I was thinking too
429513:36:33: <Jarell> As I was saying
429613:36:34: <DrDrash> or Dahl
429713:36:55: <Jarell> instead of full reality bender, why not a more minor anomaly creator
429813:36:56: <Tretter> Alright, I'll just wait until the 2000s open to the general public
429913:37:05: <Tretter> It'll give me more time to write it.
430013:37:43: <DrDrash> Why not the man has done something to himself where he can so strange tings at will?
430113:37:51: <Tretter> ...
430213:37:53: <Tretter> What?
430313:38:00: <DrDrash> and he accidentally killed his son
430413:39:03: <Tretter> I think it'll make more sense when I'm done.
430513:39:20: <Athena_Grey> well actually
430613:39:22: <DrDrash> Ok. Looking forewards to seeing the end result
430713:39:28: <Athena_Grey> if it's not full Reality Bending
430813:39:33: <Athena_Grey> I /can/ see it as a 2000
430913:39:55: <Athena_Grey> a story that promises the dawn of a new age
431013:39:59: <DrDrash> Back to my pillow
431113:40:04: <Athena_Grey> where the anomalous, the mysterious
431213:40:15: <Athena_Grey> can be unlocked by science
431313:40:49: <Athena_Grey> - just a bit more researches, we'll get there
431413:41:30: Athena_Grey I mean, how /quintessentially/ sci-fi is that???
431513:42:00: <Athena_Grey> what do you guys think?
431613:42:09: Tretter shrugs
431713:42:24: <Athena_Grey> make it the story of a breakthrough would work?
431813:42:24: <Tretter> I need to quit be distracted by Far Recon so I can work on the scip
431913:43:38: <Athena_Grey> tretter If you're not gonna do it, may I steal the concept for my own 2000?
432013:43:51: <Tretter> No
432113:44:01: <Tretter> It's mine, and I'll use it
432213:44:13: <Tretter> Sorry
432313:44:49: <Athena_Grey> that's ok :P
432413:45:11: Athena_Grey plans murder
432513:45:15: DrDrash doesn't approve of /borrowing/ somebodies idea.
432613:45:33: <Athena_Grey> just out of curiosity, can you leave it under my name in your will anyway?
432713:45:45: <Tretter> I have no will of my own
432813:45:55: <Tretter> High school took my free will
432913:46:07: <Tretter> So it could make me an "individual"
433013:46:16: <Tretter> Just like everybody else
433113:46:33: DrDrash Sends Athena an email saying that she will wake up with no hair if she even goes neat tretter
433213:47:46: <DrDrash> But seriously. Its his idea, don't take it unless he gives you permission to and even then you have to credit him for the original concept
433313:48:56: <Athena_Grey> I know
433413:49:00: <Athena_Grey> hence the asking bit
433513:49:27: <Tretter> No, I'll be using the concept, even if it takes me three months to write
433613:50:36: <DrDrash> In the meantime, athena, here is an idea, write about something like wiki leaks getting hold of Foundation info and make a short out of that
433713:51:42: <Tretter> I had an idea for a tale too, but there's a few problems with it.
433813:52:05: <Tretter> The first problem is that it's not directly about the Foundation, or even the Foundation universe
433913:52:21: <Tretter> The second is that I don't think I have enough skill to write it
434013:52:26: <Athena_Grey> wikileak vs Foundation?
434113:52:30: <Athena_Grey> Foundation wins
434213:52:36: <DrDrash> it has to include something within the foundation,
434313:52:49: <Tretter> It's about the wiki, itself
434413:52:55: <Athena_Grey> step 1: ring up the GOC, remind them that 'if out cover's got blown, yours is too'
434513:52:55: <Tretter> *-,
434613:53:27: <Athena_Grey> ==> combined resources for disinformation campaign
434713:53:31: <DrDrash> Athena, not necessarily. Millions were exposed to wikileaks. The media would know. Could end up the the Foundation is compromised
434813:53:31: <Tretter> got to go
434913:53:47: <Athena_Grey> "It's a creepypasta site! You guys serious gonna believe that???"
435013:53:52: <DrDrash> and then follows absolute chaos
435113:54:03: <Athena_Grey> liberal application of Amnesitics
435213:54:08: <Athena_Grey> end result
435313:54:28: <Athena_Grey> you bag the ringleaders of the leak in, you have some new shiny D-class to play with
435413:54:45: <Dexandroid> Donger class personnel
435513:55:28: <DrDrash> Athena, we cant just have everyone in the world dosed with Amnesitics. Its unjust and it would still be chaos
435613:55:57: <DrDrash> Refer to the Belleverse Cannon
435713:57:03: <Athena_Grey> no
435813:57:35: <Athena_Grey> but we can Amnesitics the majority of the people being wikileak
435913:57:54: <Athena_Grey> and depends on which version of Amnesistics we're talking about
436013:58:03: <DrDrash> but if the word gets out to the general public, its too late
436113:58:17: <Athena_Grey> the Foundation might or might not have the capacity to /rewrite/ memories as well
436213:58:46: <Athena_Grey> convert those personnel into people who would act in manners favorable to us
436313:59:13: <Athena_Grey> DrDrash would the general public so readily believe in the existence of the anomalous?
436414:00:06: <Athena_Grey> it's most likely gonna be too big for the normal folks' suspension of disbelief
436514:00:19: <DrDrash> The Foundation wouldn't use SCP items for personal gain unless its absolutely deemed necessary for the general good of humanity. Replacing people memories after an event like that and the cleaning up is just too much.
436614:00:43: <Athena_Grey> well, again
436714:00:52: <Athena_Grey> it depends on your headcanon
436814:01:10: <Athena_Grey> I do believe that Amnesitics have been indeed used on-site
436914:01:28: <DrDrash> it does. But it would certainly be more interesting if it went the way I am proposing]
437014:01:54: <Athena_Grey> in ways indicating that part of the procedure involves the creation of false memories in place of what's wiped
437114:02:10: <DrDrash> thats a lot of people though
437214:02:11: <Athena_Grey> hmm
437314:02:15: <Athena_Grey> so
437414:02:33: <Athena_Grey> what evidence can the leak get of the anomalous
437514:02:49: <Athena_Grey> that can be convincing enough for the whole world to convert overnight?
437614:03:48: <DrDrash> There is plenty. A story was written about people successfully infiltrated one of the facilities in order to steal Amnesitics
437714:04:37: <DrDrash> so what if they discovered files, recordings, and research of SCP's?
437814:05:07: <DrDrash> And uploaded them?
437914:05:12: <Athena_Grey> well
438014:05:20: <Athena_Grey> but
438114:05:24: <Athena_Grey> like
438214:05:39: <Athena_Grey> we have the Site, here, in the real worlds
438314:05:43: <DrDrash> it would catch on fire.
438414:05:49: <Athena_Grey> and for anyone not in the community
438514:06:10: <Athena_Grey> all these documents look goshdarn like a bunch of creepypastas
438614:06:42: <DrDrash> Consider wikileaks reputation for having the documents be true
438714:07:41: <DrDrash> with a big reputation for being truthful and reliable, people wouldnt think twice about questioning things. Even if the did sound like creepypasta
438814:08:03: <DrDrash> For me, it works
438914:08:45: <Athena_Grey> hmm
439014:08:48: <Athena_Grey> your call
439114:10:13: <DrDrash> I am just trying to make it interesting. Probably not going to write about it. Belleverse covered an XK class event that destroyed North Korea and blew the Foundations Cover.
439214:11:01: <DrDrash> Even though nobody really cares about North Korea in the first place.
439314:12:08: <Athena_Grey> well
439414:12:14: <Athena_Grey> we do stash a skip there
439514:12:47: <Vince|mobile> In my headcanon that's where a good chunk of D-'s come from
439614:12:58: <DrDrash> ..... Its Kim long whatever his name is. We can just blame it on one of his failed nuke tests.
439714:13:26: <DrDrash> besides we can get class D's from mexico
439814:13:35: <Nala> Athena_Grey: Extinguishing Stele (rating: +76, 21 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1427
439914:13:35: <Athena_Grey> .s Extinguishing Stele
440014:13:46: <DrDrash> and china
440114:14:00: <Vince|mobile> :/
440214:15:25: <DrDrash> I am genuinely shocked that Somalia isn't one of the government on the list for 1427 containment
440314:15:58: <Vince|mobile> Mexico doesn't have that fucked up of a government, to my knowledge, and that clashes horribly with my headcanon of the CI controlling central and south america
440414:16:08: Vince|mobile shrugs
440514:16:18: <DrMrTheGame> somalia has a givernment?
440614:16:32: <Vince|mobile> :|
440714:17:22: <DrDrash> dunno. Its seems that if North Korean government is good enough for 1427 containment then Somolia is too
440814:17:54: <DrMrTheGame> im pretty certain somalia has con real central covernment and it's a bunch of local warlords
440914:18:04: <DrMrTheGame> con=no
441014:18:06: <DrDrash> nice to see you back Dr.Mr.
441114:18:19: <DrMrTheGame> suddenly it was 1am
441214:18:30: <DrMrTheGame> fucking 4x games
441314:18:36: <DrMrTheGame> suck you right in
441414:19:51: <DrDrash> yep
441514:20:59: <DrMrTheGame> omg
441614:21:10: <DrMrTheGame> just figured out the best scp-001-j
441714:21:24: <DrDrash> scp-001-j
441814:21:25: <Nala> DrDrash: The Big Red Button (rating: +133, 12 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-001-j
441914:21:49: DrDrash says /yyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppp/
442014:21:55: <DrMrTheGame> north korean foundation trying to contain anomalous reports of great leader not inventing everything and being the best
442114:22:08: <DrMrTheGame> meh
442214:22:12: <DrMrTheGame> siiigh
442314:22:21: <DrDrash> the best part is the button
442414:22:26: <DrDrash> I wanna push it
442514:28:48: <Milly> [06:16:58] <<DrDrash>> dunno. Its seems that if North Korean government is good enough for 1427 containment then Somolia is too <- ... not really.
442614:29:01: <Milly> There's a difference between a fascist state and an anarchic one.
442714:29:44: <DrMrTheGame> whats the community quote about somalia?
442814:30:33: <Milly> Is there one?
442914:30:51: <DrDrash> Well it is ultimately The Foundations decision. But lets steer away from that now, don't want to get too into polotics. Not allowed he...
443014:32:39: <DrMrTheGame> yeah pierce hawthorne in the un episode
443114:36:45: <DrMrTheGame> silber- free drone central is the bomb
443214:37:04: <DrDrash> mmmmmmm?
443314:37:15: <Silberescher> man
443414:37:17: <Milly> http://kotaku.com/meh-i-want-to-see-some-changelogs-like-the-maintenan-1464999494 <- These logs underneath the main story are totally Foundation-worthy.
443514:37:18: <Silberescher> I need to DL that
443614:37:31: <Silberescher> but I have a data cap right now :/
443714:38:20: <DrMrTheGame> aw
443814:38:31: <DrMrTheGame> i think the factions might be op
443914:38:52: <DrMrTheGame> playing a mixed game and stomping everyone mightily
444014:38:57: <DrMrTheGame> the new factions
444114:39:39: <DrDrash> People Said Stuff! God that is distracting. But also very useful. Don't want to miss anything important.
444214:40:58: <Silberescher> Morning
444314:41:16: <Silberescher> and expansions tend to do that
444414:42:01: <DrDrash> No its just the tab
444514:42:06: <DrDrash> And Good Evening
444614:46:08: <Randomini> so guys
444714:46:08: <Randomini> http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1532
444814:46:08: <Nala> Randomini: Scp 1532 [Article] (rating: -2, 1 revisions, 1 comments) - tags: (none)
444914:46:52: <Randomini> this is kind of amazing
445014:47:28: <DrDrash> nice
445114:48:06: <DrDrash> but the ending is a hints a little towards Able
445214:48:20: <Randomini> he lab boys say I am part wolf. The pack is the chain of command. If I am to follow, I will. Tell me to kill, I'll kill. Tell me to fire, I'll fire.Tell me to stop, I'll stop… eventually.
445314:49:16: <DrDrash> Yep. He also wears a collar. Able does two. I think its safe to say that Able is inspiration
445414:49:17: <Randomini> seriously I got to here and I lost it completely
445514:50:22: <DrDrash> And if you look at the the third paragraph, [REDACTED] is all used wrong
445614:50:57: <Randomini> "Dr. [REDACTED] SCP Scientific team."
445714:51:11: <Randomini> fits of giggles like a schoolgirl
445814:51:21: <DrDrash> its a downvote for me
445914:51:38: <DrDrash> It needs more polishing
446014:51:49: <maddy> ?
446114:51:56: <Randomini> it needs more polish
446214:52:00: <Echo> Maddy
446314:52:00: <DrDrash> scp-1532
446414:52:01: <Nala> DrDrash: [Unused Page Slot] - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1532
446514:52:18: <Randomini> the whole thing should just be translated into polish
446614:52:21: <Echo> I need you to prep SCP-1532 immediately.
446714:52:26: <DrDrash> yep
446814:52:31: Gargus sneaks in.
446914:52:33: <Echo> We need to put it into long-term storage.
447014:52:40: <Randomini> it's true art
447114:52:41: <DrDrash> yep yep and yep
447214:52:44: <Randomini> in all seriousness
447314:53:03: <Randomini> if this goes down it needs to be saved for posterity
447414:53:03: <DrDrash> but there are grammatical errors in it.
447514:53:10: <maddy> oh god
447614:53:14: <Gargus> What's going on?
447714:53:23: <salvagebar> Welcome you new peeps
447814:53:26: <Randomini> http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1532
447914:53:27: <Nala> Randomini: SCP-1532 [Article] (rating: -8, 4 revisions, 4 comments) - tags: sentient, scp, canine, safe, humanoid, sapient, alive, animal
448014:53:32: <Echo> DrDrash: Hey
448114:53:34: <Echo> WAit
448214:53:35: <Randomini> true art of the finest kind
448314:53:38: <Echo> Everybody
448414:53:38: <DrDrash> Its salvageable. It just isnt near polished enough
448514:53:43: <Echo> Shut the fuck up a minute
448614:53:52: <Echo> Except DrDrash
448714:54:15: <Gargus> Did
448814:54:21: <Echo> MTF Kappa 42 recruitment interview transcript.
448914:54:24: <Gargus> Did they steal lines from 682?
449014:54:30: <salvagebar> +m
449114:54:35: <Echo> DrDrash: I'm going to bet
449214:54:39: <Echo> Dollars to pesos
449314:54:51: <Echo> That you either caught this from that bullshit "Angel" youtube series
449414:55:00: <DrDrash> It isnt mine
449514:55:04: <Echo> Or from the [DATA EXPUNGED] forum
449614:55:11: <Echo> Ah
449714:55:13: <DrDrash> That bullshit is not mine
449814:55:14: <salvagebar> .g "Angel" youtube series
449914:55:16: <Nala> salvagebar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8ttQrDNqWk (ANGEL (1999) - TV Series - YouTube) Nov 19, 2010 ... Angel is an American television series, a spin-off of the television series Buffy the Vampire Slayer. The series was created by Buffy's creator, ...
450014:55:16: <maddy> Saved, Echo
450114:55:21: <Echo> DrDrash: Very well then.
450214:55:25: <Echo> CARRY ON.
450314:55:38: <Randomini> blah blah blah poop butts jokes
450414:56:59: <salvagebar> how's work, Echo ?
450514:57:15: <DrDrash> -11 in 15 minutes. Its what happens when you use redacted wrong, try and make it sound a bit badass like Able, and obviously steal from other articles
450614:58:17: <Gargus> So.
450714:58:21: <salvagebar> which SCP are we digging a grave for?
450814:58:30: <Gargus> Who has seen the prequel for Day of the Doctor?
450914:58:31: <DrDrash> 1532
451014:58:59: <salvagebar> ?
451114:59:08: <Gargus> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U3jrS-uhuo
451214:59:09: <Nala> Gargus: The Night of the Doctor: A Mini Episode - Doctor Who: The Day of the Doctor Prequel - BBC by BBC (6 m 49 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U3jrS-uhuo - published Thu Nov 14, 2013 - 4.96/5.00 (26157.0, +25921/-236), 1,170,023 views
451314:59:11: <Gargus> This thing.
451414:59:16: <DrDrash> http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1532 read this bull for yourself
451514:59:18: <Randomini> I've watched it
451614:59:18: <Nala> DrDrash: SCP-1532 - "Untitled" [Article] (rating: -14, 5 revisions, 4 comments) - tags: sentient, scp, canine, safe, humanoid, sapient, alive, animal
451714:59:23: <Randomini> it was alright
451814:59:54: <Randomini> got tickets to the anniversary ep in 3D at a local theatre
451915:00:12: <DrDrash> I think he should have ran it through the drafts forum first.
452015:00:15: <Gargus> I'm kinda sad that my local theater didn't pick it up.
452115:00:23: <Gargus> But then, I'm in Flagstaff
452215:00:25: <Randomini> not into it as much as the friends I'm going with but don't mind the doctor
452315:00:35: <salvagebar> Echo can you hear me?
452415:00:39: <DrDrash> Would have gotten back a lot of feedback as to how o make it better
452515:00:42: <Gargus> Economically, nobody cares much about Flagstaff.
452615:00:43: <Randomini> haven't kept up with the latest series
452715:00:44: <DrDrash> But anyways,
452815:01:00: <Randomini> Drash I don't think this person was here to learn
452915:01:22: <Randomini> I think they were here to show us the best and coolest and most kickass and dreamy SCP of all time
453015:01:30: <Randomini> and succeed they did
453115:01:45: <Gargus> Yeah, when your skip is a kamikaze "look how cool this thing is it's better than Able" thing that steals lines from 682
453215:01:57: <Gargus> There's not a thing in the world the draft forums and chat can do to help you.
453315:02:02: <salvagebar> well no one can hear me, b/c i am typing
453415:02:40: <DrDrash> Well, at least they could have fixed the grammatical errors.
453515:02:56: <Gargus> ._.
453615:03:07: <Gargus> Call me crazy
453715:03:08: <Echo> salvagebar: ?
453815:03:21: <Gargus> But I /think/ grammar is the least of this articles problems.
453915:03:24: <bunton> Oh, hi Echo.
454015:03:25: <Randomini> why is it that it takes minutes for something to hit -15 but hours for something to hit +15
454115:03:31: <bunton> How are you?
454215:03:40: DrDrash says he is typing shhhh
454315:03:43: <salvagebar> oh just, the last few times I tred to say hey, you disappeared Echo
454415:03:45: <Echo> Pretty good
454515:03:51: <Echo> salvagebar: Work is COLD
454615:04:05: <salvagebar> thouht i;d mdae you /ignore me
454715:04:05: <bunton> Cold?
454815:04:12: <DrDrash> I like the cold
454915:04:16: <salvagebar> it s cold outsdie
455015:04:45: <bunton> Where are you at the moment?
455115:05:36: <Echo> Bunton: Southern West Virginia, back in the mountains.
455215:05:47: <bunton> Ah.
455315:05:58: <bunton> What's the temperature out there?
455415:06:43: <Randomini> okay it's 2am I should be asleep good night
455515:06:44: <Echo> Air temperature's been getting down to -6 where I work, wind effect's taking it down to like -9 and -10.
455615:06:50: <salvagebar> reel murrka
455715:06:51: <bunton> D:
455815:07:02: <Gargus> Son of a bitch.
455915:08:55: <salvagebar> yeah its been a ruff week for me echo
456015:09:15: <salvagebar> dad's been sick, in ICU for 8 days
456115:09:24: <DrDrash> Bummer
456215:09:56: <DrDrash> Hope he recovers
456315:10:08: <bunton> Yeah, I'm sorry to hear that too.
456415:10:17: <salvagebar> he;s getting better
456515:10:29: <Gargus> That's good to hear
456615:10:29: <bunton> Oh, that's good.
456715:10:38: <bunton> I hope he recovers soon.
456815:10:39: <DrDrash> oh good
456915:11:32: <salvagebar> he had pneumonia, but the worst is over
457015:11:52: <Gargus> That is also good to hear
457115:11:58: <Athena_Grey> good to hear that
457215:13:33: <Gargus> So
457315:13:46: <Gargus> We're little less than a week out from Doctor Who's 50th Anniversary
457415:13:50: <Gargus> Gonna be great.
457515:14:11: <Gargus> *We're a
457615:15:11: <Athena_Grey> I'm determined not to see any of the trailers and so on for the Anniversary
457715:15:25: <Athena_Grey> because a) I want to be properly surprised
457815:15:44: <Athena_Grey> and see if the story is good enough it can stand on its own, without all the hype
457915:15:44: <salvagebar> Rest in piece, Doctor
458015:16:07: <Gargus> So no prequel episode for you, either?
458115:16:12: <Athena_Grey> and b) the last "super special prequel!!!" was pretty much useless anyway
458215:16:16: <Athena_Grey> nope
458315:16:29: <Athena_Grey> although social media is being a plan ruiner here
458415:16:31: <Athena_Grey> like
458515:16:36: <Athena_Grey> River Song
458615:16:52: <Athena_Grey> hasn't this one damn fandom learned anything???
458715:16:58: <TheGreekOwl> http://thedoghousediaries.com/large/5414.png
458815:17:03: <TheGreekOwl> >olive oil constumption
458915:17:03: <TheGreekOwl> Yeap
459015:17:13: <Gargus> It learned that unless there's a direct reward attached, it can spoil all it wants
459115:17:22: <Gargus> See: Season Seven Box Set being released a few days early
459215:18:20: <Gargus> Also I thought Night of the Doctor was interesting in that it at least wrapped up one of the big mysteries of the show
459315:18:23: <salvagebar> TheGreekOwl olive oil consumption -- the sign of civilization
459415:18:46: <Athena_Grey> heh
459515:18:46: <salvagebar> tgo how much olive oil do you eat a year?
459615:18:53: <Athena_Grey> although to be completely fair
459715:19:12: <Athena_Grey> a lot of the sites I follow are, like, Vietnamese fansite
459815:19:27: <salvagebar> Vietnamese understand Doctor Who?
459915:19:29: Gargus looks at the map
460015:19:40: <Gargus> There's a joke I could make in regards to Sweden, but it's in really poor taste so I won't.
460115:19:41: <Athena_Grey> and many members there might need some assistance with, say, translating stuffs and so on
460215:19:47: <Athena_Grey> salvagebar yup
460315:19:55: <salvagebar> nice
460415:20:13: <TheGreekOwl> salvagebar: A lot
460515:20:22: <TheGreekOwl> I cook with olive oil a lot
460615:20:26: <Echo> TheGreekOwl: North America's kick ass
460715:20:30: <Athena_Grey> like, English is a popular choice of foreign language to learn
460815:20:36: <salvagebar> of course -- you are greek
460915:20:37: <Athena_Grey> among the younger generations
461015:20:47: <TheGreekOwl> Echo: ?
461115:20:58: <salvagebar> echo how much olive oil do you eat a year?
461215:21:03: <Gargus> Who even keeps track of how many people get killed my lawnmowers each year anyways
461315:21:14: <Athena_Grey> and Doctor Who is one of those 'authentically British' show that show you how to speak authentic Brit
461415:21:37: <Gargus> Also, I always knew space had it out for Canada.
461515:21:44: <Gargus> Now I have proof.
461615:22:15: <salvagebar> s that bulgario with the Download Speed achievement?
461715:22:16: <patrickthe8> Hallo
461815:22:57: <Gargus> Nepal leads the world in "Not killing themselves"
461915:23:02: <Gargus> That's good to konw
462015:23:04: <Gargus> *know
462115:23:33: <bunton> Athena_Grey: what's your nationality again?
462215:24:26: <Athena_Grey> Vietnamese-born
462315:24:35: <Athena_Grey> currently living in Australia
462415:25:01: <salvagebar> mmmmmmm russia raspberries
462515:25:14: <patrickthe8> I love Australia :D
462615:25:16: <bunton> Huh.
462715:25:36: <salvagebar> oz
462815:25:51: <Gargus> While I am well aware that Athena does not like the "everything in Australia is trying to kill you" joke
462915:25:55: <salvagebar> .g mohnflesserl
463015:25:56: <Nala> salvagebar: http://www.dict.cc/german-english/Mohnflesserl.html (dict.cc dictionary :: Mohnflesserl :: German-English translation) dict.cc German-English Dictionary: Translation for Mohnflesserl.
463115:26:08: <Gargus> The fact that Australia leads the world in deadly animals isn't helping your case.
463215:26:37: <salvagebar> OHHH Mohnflesserl!!!
463315:26:39: <Djoric> The book i am reading now
463415:26:44: <salvagebar> i know that
463515:26:46: <Djoric> takes place in a setting
463615:26:47: <Gargus> Anyways
463715:26:53: <Gargus> I should probably get breakfast.
463815:26:58: <salvagebar> Djoric setting is goo
463915:27:08: <Gargus> See y'all
464015:27:08: <Djoric> that is basically the Middle East, with the biome of hyper-australia
464115:27:25: <Djoric> Everything and everyone is trying to kill you
464215:27:31: <Nala> salvagebar: http://www.hyperracing.com/pages/home/community/hyper_racing_down_under.aspx (Hyper Racing Australia-Down Under - HyperRacing) Customers Hyper Racing has the greatest customers in the world! This page is dedicated to our customers in Australia. If you race a Hyper Chassis in Australia ...
464315:27:31: <salvagebar> .g hyper-AUSTRALIA
464415:28:44: <Dexandroid> Hey
464515:28:48: <Dexandroid> Djoric
464615:28:53: <Dexandroid> You smell
464715:28:54: <Djoric> dex
464815:28:56: <DrDrash> back
464915:28:57: <Dexandroid> Lolololololololololo
465015:29:16: <Djoric> It's good to see that your nose is working
465115:29:21: <Djoric> I was worried for a bit
465215:29:34: <Djoric> because of that severe case of BUTT-FACE you came down with last month
465315:31:04: <patrickthe8> lolwut!?
465415:31:10: <salvagebar> Vivax how's the rain
465515:31:30: <vivax> It's falling past my window.
465615:33:27: <Silberescher> morning Vivax
465715:33:34: <patrickthe8> Hi vivax
465815:39:31: <Nala> Djoric: Mighty Car Mods - Electric Space Wizard by TomoGatve (2 m 45 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PovBADXDbsE - published Mon Apr 15, 2013 - 4.91/5.00 (130.0, +127/-3), 5,596 views
465915:39:31: <Djoric> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PovBADXDbsE
466015:39:33: <Djoric> Oh God
466115:39:36: <Djoric> Someone help
466215:39:55: <Djoric> This is an accurate representation of my 2000 entry
466315:40:01: <patrickthe8> lol
466415:41:39: Djoric what am I even doing
466515:46:12: <Echo> Djoric: lol
466615:46:17: <Echo> Wait
466715:46:21: <Echo> I have a better one
466815:46:27: <Echo> .y supersonic electronic
466915:46:29: <Nala> Echo: supersonic electronic by nuc90603 (3 m 6 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKO9h-gG4Qg - published Fri Jun 9, 2006 - 4.82/5.00 (12978.0, +12409/-569), 2,386,798 views
467015:47:04: <Djoric> Yes
467115:47:18: <Djoric> this is pleasing to the Space Wizard and his band of Commando Catgirls
467215:48:27: <Eskobear> dammit
467315:48:45: <Eskobear> i am getting seriously pissed off at google trying to tell me it thinks i'm a bot doing autosearches
467415:48:46: <Djoric> what
467515:49:13: <Eskobear> it was one thing when i was trying to google "carnivore" to see if a creature that can survive on blood alone counts as a carnivore
467615:49:28: <Eskobear> it's something else entirely when i'm googling "using EMP to destroy technology"
467715:49:43: <Eskobear> i'm not sure if denying the search will get me on a watchlist sooner or later
467815:49:56: <Eskobear> by the way
467915:50:01: <Eskobear> .g using EMP to destroy technology
468015:50:02: <Nala> Eskobear: http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2012/dec/19/north-korea-emp-attack-could-destroy-us-now/?page=all (PRY: North Korea EMP attack could destroy U.S. — now ...) Dec 19, 2012 ... If North Korea and Iran both acquire the capability to threaten America with EMP genocide, this will destroy the foundations of the existing world ...
468115:50:22: <Eskobear> thank you nala
468215:50:24: <Eskobear> you are useful as always
468315:52:48: <patrickthe8> Google calimed you were a bot?
468415:52:53: <patrickthe8> *claimed
468515:53:05: <Silberescher> Google says a lot of things
468615:53:26: <Eskobear> google actually does it a lot
468715:53:32: <Silberescher> Nala's just a really fast typist
468815:53:39: <Silberescher> .ch right, Nala?
468915:53:40: <Nala> SIlberescher: right
469015:53:54: <patrickthe8> That`s never happened to me.
469115:54:03: <patrickthe8> Does it stop you from searching?
469215:54:09: <Eskobear> yeah
469315:54:19: <patrickthe8> What the fuck o.0
469415:54:23: <Eskobear> usually it gives me a Captcha and lets me go, but this time it's just like "no google for you"
469515:54:24: <Silberescher> Oh, you meant Eskobear
469615:54:30: <Silberescher> I thought you were talking about Nala
469715:54:46: <patrickthe8> Well, it`s Yahoo taim.
469815:54:48: <patrickthe8> Or AOL.
469915:54:54: <patrickthe8> Take your pick.
470015:54:56: <patrickthe8> :3
470115:55:17: <Eskobear> yeah, um, fucking shoot me first
470215:55:24: <Eskobear> i will remain ignorant if those are my options
470315:55:27: <patrickthe8> lol
470415:55:31: <Eskobear> just never know things again
470515:55:34: <patrickthe8> Well AOL is powered by Google.
470615:55:50: <Eskobear> then presumably it won't work for me either
470715:56:08: <patrickthe8> Yahoo is coming for you.
470815:56:10: <patrickthe8> It will find you.
470915:56:21: <patrickthe8> It won`t stop until it has your soul.
471015:56:28: <patrickthe8> (And Bing as well)
471116:00:21: <TheGreekOwl> http://images.4chan.org/v/src/1384524866649.png
471216:00:27: <TheGreekOwl> not sure if shots fired or lets be friends
471316:00:28: <TheGreekOwl> Also http://images.4chan.org/v/src/1384528681320.jpg
471416:00:59: <DrDrash> Ohhh Myyyyy
471516:01:15: <patrickthe8> Oh dear.
471616:01:44: <Roget> It's so weird seeing david carradine on tv, and knowing "you died from auto-erotic asphyxiation"
471716:02:05: <patrickthe8> Wait, what?
471816:02:10: <patrickthe8> :P
471916:02:31: <Roget> that's how he died
472016:02:35: <DrDrash> #confused at site19
472116:02:42: <patrickthe8> I am amazed.
472216:02:47: <patrickthe8> MUST RESEARCH
472316:03:10: <DrDrash> IT IS NOW THE 16TH
472416:03:34: <Roget> still the 15th here
472516:04:08: <DrDrash> #rollinginthefuturewiththeFoundation
472616:04:10: <patrickthe8> Roget: Oh my...
472716:04:45: <Roget> You looked it up?
472816:05:17: <patrickthe8> Yes 0.o
472916:05:36: <patrickthe8> Google did not call me a bot :3
473016:05:39: <Roget> Yeah, what a way to go, right?
473116:05:48: <patrickthe8> Yeah.
473216:05:56: <DrDrash> you know, I am sure the hashtag game has been played here before, I just havn't seen it on the remembering site 11 forum
473316:06:53: <DrDrash> But its 12:06 and the future got boring
473416:10:37: <DrUnderwood> Hey
473516:10:59: <DrDrash> Dr, do you like pillows?
473616:11:15: <patrickthe8> I like pillows :U
473716:11:39: <DrDrash> 1 sec
473816:12:44: <DrDrash> go here. http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/drdrash
473916:12:53: <DrDrash> still working on the logs
474016:13:24: <DrDrash> its located under the pillow tab
474116:13:28: <patrickthe8> Glutanous pillow?
474216:13:39: <patrickthe8> I am intrested :D
474316:16:07: <patrickthe8> A pillow that eats people`s hair?
474416:16:10: <patrickthe8> I love this <3
474516:16:11: <DrDrash> yes
474616:17:11: <patrickthe8> I can`t wait to see the test logs.
474716:17:53: <DrDrash> Planning on making it so that the subjects see it in their dream slowly plucking the hair off
474816:18:03: <DrDrash> its a nightmare
474916:18:31: <patrickthe8> Oh.
475016:18:38: <patrickthe8> I like that.
475116:19:08: <DrDrash> dexandroid said it was a neat idea too
475216:19:24: <patrickthe8> I agree.
475316:19:29: <DrDrash> so i went ahead and completed it
475416:20:01: <DrDrash> could you imagine this pillow and that one bed together?
475516:20:43: <patrickthe8> Which bed?
475616:21:00: <Nala> patrickthe8: Billions of Anomalous Pillows (rating: +120, 5 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-042-j
475716:21:00: <patrickthe8> SCP-042-J
475816:21:02: <DrDrash> the one that slices your foot off
475916:21:04: <patrickthe8> :3
476016:21:07: <patrickthe8> Oh
476116:21:10: <patrickthe8> Oh dear.
476216:21:48: <DrDrash> you wake up after the nightmare into annother one. Only you are missing hair and something is slicing off your foot
476316:21:58: <patrickthe8> Here it is.
476416:22:03: <Nala> patrickthe8: The Foot of the Bed (rating: +102, 16 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-072
476516:22:03: <patrickthe8> SCP-072
476616:22:08: <DrDrash> yes
476716:23:00: <DrDrash> That would be a good log to put into the story section after some time has passed. And yes, maybe we add 042 J to the confusion
476816:24:58: <DrDrash> Of course I will add redactions, expunges, and blackouts during the second draft. To make it look more hostile than it is in the beginning. Only to reveal it to be a pillow that eats hair
476916:25:13: <patrickthe8> Yes :U
477016:26:24: <DrDrash> and then make the logs seem like something terrible had happned. like maybe add a giant redaction in the last log followed by a statement of O5
477116:26:51: <bunton> Um.
477216:27:25: <patrickthe8> We are talking about a pillow that eats hair.
477316:27:59: <bunton> Can I see this draft?
477416:28:05: <bunton> (I'm assuming it's a draft)
477516:28:17: <patrickthe8> http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/drdrash
477616:28:22: <patrickthe8> 3d one
477716:28:32: <patrickthe8> #3rd
477816:28:39: DrDrash thinks its would follow something like his /Due to the psychological inflicting nature of SCP-XXXX, Dr.Blahbhalblahs request is denyed/
477916:28:46: <TrennerD> Does anyone have time to look over my newest draft? it's had fairly good feedback so far, but I'm not yet comfortable to mainlist it. http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/dios
478016:28:46: <bunton> "SCP-XXXX came to the attention of The Foundation when reports of waking up bald after a night at a local hotel in Johannesburg, South Africa".
478116:29:07: <bunton> Really, you want to describe what the thing is first before you say how it was recovered.
478216:29:19: <bunton> "Agents Jack and Jill"
478316:29:20: <bunton> ...
478416:29:21: <DrDrash> Its a draft
478516:29:25: <patrickthe8> TrennerD: Alien security cam or tunnel slide?
478616:29:29: <TrennerD> Tunnel slide
478716:29:33: <patrickthe8> kk
478816:29:46: <DrDrash> and the names really dont matted if you dont know who they are
478916:29:51: <TrennerD> alien security cam still needs a lot of work
479016:29:53: <bunton> "The room was gutted out and taken away via helicopter"
479116:29:54: <DrDrash> Because ill black them out
479216:29:54: <bunton> Um.
479316:30:02: <patrickthe8> Oh that`s intrestting.
479416:30:07: <patrickthe8> *intresting
479516:30:11: <bunton> How did they manage to remove and entire room away by helicopter?
479616:30:24: <bunton> Rooms are usually, like...
479716:30:26: <patrickthe8> I`m assuming item by item.
479816:30:30: <bunton> Built in to the building they're in.
479916:30:32: <DrDrash> Its a motel room. Tandem Rotor
480016:30:37: <patrickthe8> Oh.
480116:30:39: <bunton> :|
480216:31:05: <bunton> That's just a type of helicopter.
480316:31:11: <DrDrash> its probably going to be expunged by the end of it
480416:31:30: <bunton> That doesn't explain how they got it out of the building without compromising the structural integrity.
480516:31:47: <bunton> Expunging things is not how you solve technical errors.
480616:32:26: <DrDrash> Motels are crappy places. The foundation easily moves massive items around. It was a one story motel
480716:32:34: <bunton> ...
480816:32:39: <DrDrash> so they cut it out
480916:32:44: <bunton> That seems really silly.
481016:32:57: <bunton> Especially when it would have been easier just to lock down the motel.
481116:32:59: <patrickthe8> I`m partly confused about how they cut it out, though.
481216:33:17: <TrennerD> the base idea isn't terrible, but there are technical issues like bunton brought up, as well as some tone problems. there's no real reason for them to extract an entire room like that
481316:33:18: <bunton> Right, I have to run.
481416:33:18: <patrickthe8> It seems like it would be more effecient just to remove everything from the room.
481516:33:19: <bunton> Sorry.
481616:33:25: <patrickthe8> Bye
481716:33:32: <TrennerD> plus it's not that interesting yet. I'll have to see what the test logs bring to the table
481816:33:34: <patrickthe8> Oh too late :|
481916:33:55: <DrDrash> well, I can change it. Its only a draft
482016:34:57: <TrennerD> I know, and I think you should change that part. I think a lot of people will take issue with that
482116:35:00: <DrDrash> Like I said, I needed some sort of bullshit filler. Just to make it flow, then
482216:35:04: <patrickthe8> I need to go aswell.
482316:35:05: <patrickthe8> Bye
482416:35:10: <DrDrash> just change as necessary
482516:35:33: <DrDrash> but I can see the sense in just moving all the objects out
482616:35:54: <DrDrash> Probably for the best
482716:36:20: <TrennerD> I don't. They can just quarantine the place and pretend it's a crime scene until they figure out what the SCP is
482816:36:54: <DrDrash> True
482916:43:46: <TrennerD> fortune, you up for reading a new draft of mine?
483016:44:12: <FortuneFavorsBold> probably can't access it from here
483116:44:15: <FortuneFavorsBold> I came in to announce
483216:44:18: <Nala> FortuneFavorsBold: The Army of the Future (rating: +4, 5 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1637
483316:44:18: <FortuneFavorsBold> SCP-1637
483416:44:19: <DrDrash> sure. Updated some of the test logs on mine. They were just formatted wrong
483516:44:40: <DrDrash> http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/drdrash
483616:46:44: <TrennerD> oh boy, will read shortly
483716:47:16: <DrDrash> Its a good one
483816:47:47: <FortuneFavorsBold> It started life as a Dummy document.
483916:48:00: <DrDrash> I thing /its coming for me/ could have been the end to the last message, but its really good.
484016:48:07: <DrDrash> Thumbs up
484116:48:27: <FortuneFavorsBold> and then after reviewing with someone who hated dummy documents, I realized "wait, i put a lot of effort into this. Why is it not its own thing?"
484216:48:29: <FortuneFavorsBold> And so...
484316:48:46: <DrDrash> The cost logs were also a really good idea.
484416:49:26: <FortuneFavorsBold> thanks :)
484516:49:44: <DrDrash> They added a good twist to the article that told me there was more to this than just your ordinary weird thing
484616:50:00: <DrDrash> scp-1637
484716:50:01: <Nala> DrDrash: The Army of the Future (rating: +4, 5 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1637
484816:50:09: <DrDrash> already
484916:50:17: <DrDrash> you are at + 8
485016:50:27: <DrDrash> Kudos
485116:50:54: <FortuneFavorsBold> I'm seeing 9
485216:51:02: <TheGreekOwl> http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxh3n6W9kH1qmf9gqo1_500.jpg
485316:51:08: <TheGreekOwl> "Damn she's good
485416:51:22: <DrDrash> Greek, have a look at this:
485516:51:31: <DrDrash> scp-1637
485616:51:32: <Nala> DrDrash: The Army of the Future (rating: +4, 5 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1637
485716:51:39: <TheGreekOwl> ?
485816:52:39: <Echo> Who wrote that >_>
485916:52:51: <DrDrash> Fortune
486016:53:06: <TheGreekOwl> I was going to say somebody who is an Xman
486116:53:10: <Echo> FortuneFavorsBold
486216:53:13: <Echo> What good
486316:53:14: <DrDrash> yes
486416:53:18: <Echo> Would a platoon-sized element be for that
486516:53:22: <thefran> good [data expunged] yall
486616:53:22: <TrennerD> I upvoted it. I wasn't feeling it at first, but I really liked the idea that they weren't really producing the product up to standards.
486716:53:30: <Echo> "Armed Rapid Response Task Force Xi-13 (aka "Sequere Nos" ["Follow Us"]): Platoon-strength rapid response unit"
486816:53:34: <thefran> What product?
486916:53:36: <Echo> "but military-grade force is deemed likely, including but not limited to large scale containment and security breaches."
487016:53:42: <TrennerD> Also, it felt like this was a snapshot of a factory in a Real Time Strategy game
487116:54:03: <Echo> This is a task for a reinforced organic security element
487216:54:12: <thefran> 1637?
487316:54:19: <Echo> In the sense of one that's simply native to the site.
487416:54:26: <FortuneFavorsBold> Echo: hi!
487516:54:31: <Echo> Hello
487616:54:49: <Emissary> Hello
487716:54:50: <DrDrash> I believe that the picture will be updated to better standards once the ups get to stable levels,
487816:54:51: <FortuneFavorsBold> Echo: there is a company stationed at the site
487916:54:57: <DrDrash> Personally, I liked it
488016:54:58: <FortuneFavorsBold> Xi-13 is backup
488116:54:59: <Echo> I see that
488216:54:59: <Echo> Yeah
488316:55:00: <Echo> "Elements of Armed Rapid Response Task Force-Xi 13 (“Sequere Nos”) will remain on-call in the event that additional support is necessary."
488416:55:07: <Echo> What
488516:55:07: <Echo> How would...
488616:55:21: <Echo> If you pulled literally *anyone* away from them to start with
488716:55:25: <Echo> THey'd be less than combat effective
488816:55:34: <Echo> And pulling away a couple people and sending them off?
488916:55:38: <Echo> They'd be there too late
489016:55:40: <TrennerD> FortuneFavorsBold: was that intentional? that this could be seen as a behind the scenes look at a unit producing building in an RTS game?
489116:55:45: <Echo> And there wouldn't be enough to matter in the first place
489216:55:50: <TrennerD> because either way I love that angle
489316:55:51: <FortuneFavorsBold> Hm....
489416:56:04: <Echo> Think about it
489516:56:14: <Echo> Also, that's not one company
489616:56:24: <Echo> I don't know what table of organization you're looking at
489716:56:30: <Echo> But that's hideously understrength
489816:56:40: <FortuneFavorsBold> I am thinking about it.
489916:56:47: <Echo> But yeah
490016:56:47: <FortuneFavorsBold> What kind of contingent would you recommend?
490116:57:34: <FortuneFavorsBold> 250? 500?
490216:57:42: <Echo> A full-strength company with organic force application/light armor vehicle and air elements tasked in direct support.
490316:57:52: <Echo> *vehicles
490416:58:17: <FortuneFavorsBold> Hm. I guess that should be made more explicit. This was what I was imagining, but I guess 150 is too small to support all of that.
490516:58:27: <Echo> Because "elements" of a *platoon* of people is going to take forever to get there, and it's going to be like... three or four guys in the first place.
490616:58:33: <Echo> Just build a better plan.
490716:58:40: <FortuneFavorsBold> gotcha. Will revise.
490816:58:42: <Echo> Remember: They're actually trying to keep these things contained
490916:59:00: <DrDrash> Echo has a point there
491016:59:21: <thefran> !scp-1459
491116:59:21: <Nala> thefran: The Puppy Machine (rating: +29, 24 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1459
491216:59:24: <thefran> holy fuck this is objectively good
491316:59:34: <FortuneFavorsBold> No, absolutely. It's just this started life as a dummy document and I was thinking "coverstory" when the containment was first written.
491416:59:47: <FortuneFavorsBold> I'll put in something like what Echo recommended.
491517:00:22: <Echo> You wouldn't want to have to sit and wait hours and hours for an element ten times smaller than you to show up with what they've got on their backs.
491617:00:26: <FortuneFavorsBold> wtf is abettick doing to my Skip?
491717:00:39: <TrennerD> If anyone can take a look at my draft, I'd appreciate it. It's had a pretty decent response so far: http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/dios
491817:01:28: <TrennerD> it still needs some spit and polish, though I'm starting to think I may not have to do any major re-writes like I originally predicted
491917:01:57: <Echo> wait...
492017:02:03: <Echo> This is a Prometheus thing?
492117:02:05: <Echo> >_>
492217:02:13: Echo rolls his eyes and departs.
492317:02:21: <DrDrash> Uh oh
492417:03:12: <TrennerD> hahaha
492517:03:16: <TheGreekOwl> Echo: Whats your opinion on this whole Prometheus thing?
492617:03:30: <DrDrash> Echo, just think of class D sliding down on their bellies
492717:03:40: <Echo> Actually
492817:03:43: <Echo> FortuneFavorsBold: :(
492917:04:03: <Echo> You're a much better writer than this
493017:04:12: <Echo> This is actually disappointing me.
493117:04:13: <FortuneFavorsBold> This was a bit of whimsy
493217:04:18: <DrDrash> thats an understatement
493317:04:27: <Echo> > over terrain that would bring traditional armored vehicles to a halt
493417:04:32: <Echo> > HMRV walker unit
493517:04:34: <Echo> what
493617:04:52: <Echo> The reason tanks don't walk is because it's a ludicrously unstable way to get around
493717:04:59: <FortuneFavorsBold> It's an overtly overambitious military project by a traditionally bungling Anomalous Laboratory.
493817:05:17: <Echo> They're not bungling; we just only see the failures
493917:05:21: <Echo> And people smart enough to do this
494017:05:24: <Snake> Metal Gear!?
494117:05:26: <Echo> WOuldn't be making these mistakes
494217:05:29: <Echo> This is like...
494317:05:38: <Echo> Stuff out of a first-graders' sketchbook
494417:05:52: <Echo> Industry outfits going military is definitely a thing that happens
494517:05:57: <DrDrash> and ehco has successfully killed an SCP. congrats
494617:05:58: <Echo> Even in high tech industries
494717:06:04: <Echo> *Especially* in high tech industries
494817:06:06: <Emissary> Echo: But, what about my Japanese abides?!
494917:06:07: <Echo> But this...
495017:06:10: <Echo> Urgh
495117:06:24: <Emissary> *animes
495217:06:29: <Echo> If they knew the physical principles behind making a tank
495317:06:33: <Echo> They'd know why they have tracks
495417:06:51: <Echo> It's so we can get that weight and that firepower to places we couldn't carry the same thing on legs.
495517:06:53: <FortuneFavorsBold> yeah, i guess I was blinded by the rule of cool on that one.
495617:07:01: <Echo> "The 20 mm ‘Vulcan’ style cannon"
495717:07:32: <Emissary> What about a tank that crawls?
495817:07:32: <Emissary> Like a worm
495917:07:32: <Emissary> Or a snake
496017:07:49: <DrDrash> what?
496117:08:00: <Echo> You mean like a less efficient, slower, easier to hit version of a normal tank?
496217:08:07: <thefran> Echo
496317:08:08: <DrDrash> emissary, please ellaborate
496417:08:14: <Echo> That was more mechanically complicated and broke down easier?
496517:08:15: <thefran> can a normal tank
496617:08:18: <thefran> hold a katana?
496717:08:20: <thefran> no
496817:08:25: <Echo> thefran: "Vulcan" is the name of a single, specific weapon system, like "Minigun" is
496917:08:26: <thefran> your argument is invalid
497017:08:31: <Tuomey> TrennerD: am I supposed to be looking atr the first tab or the seoncd?
497117:08:40: <TrennerD> the first, tunnel slide
497217:08:58: <Echo> What you're talking about is a "rotary autocannon"
497317:09:04: <Echo> *rotary cannon
497417:09:06: <FortuneFavorsBold> Echo: Okay. I'll consider making it a light armored ATV, and changing the vulcan to a 20mm rotary autocannon
497517:09:08: <TrennerD> nobody should read alien security camera, it needs major work and was already submitted to a less than appreciative response
497617:09:15: <FortuneFavorsBold> In fact, i think i'll work on implementing that.
497717:10:15: <FortuneFavorsBold> and thank you for the complement, ("you're a better writer than this")\ even if it came on the heels of my dishonor :(
497817:10:24: <Emissary> DrDrash: Imagine a worm or a snake, then imagine them as a heavily armored vehicle armed with big guns
497917:10:51: <DrDrash> It would move really slow
498017:11:10: <Emissary> I think I need to adjust my connection
498117:11:59: <Tuomey> TrennerD: it's well enough written but it doesn't particularly grab me
498217:12:02: <Echo> FortuneFavorsBold: Not blowing smoke up your ass; your critique is always reasoned and intelligent, and highlights some wit and critical thought
498317:12:05: <Emissary> Speed is irrelevant
498417:12:08: <Echo> As does most of the writing I've seen from you
498517:12:18: <Echo> This, though, feels decidedly and pointedly underwhelming.
498617:12:21: <Emissary> Imagine the possibilities!
498717:13:02: <FortuneFavorsBold> Echo: No, I know you don't suffer fools gladly, and you wouldn't be taking the time to tell me what I'm doing wrong if you didn't actually feel I could take it and do better. I appreciate it.
498817:14:32: <Echo> > Arm-mounted automatic rifles
498917:14:34: <Echo> >_>
499017:14:40: DrDrash Thinks of the tank unable to effectively escape an attack helicopter. And it being blown up...
499117:14:45: <FortuneFavorsBold> That one was purposefully bad and wrong.
499217:14:49: <FortuneFavorsBold> These are cheap
499317:14:55: <FortuneFavorsBold> as you can see by the pricetag
499417:15:00: <Echo> It's just...
499517:15:02: <FortuneFavorsBold> and subsequent explanation that they "fall off"
499617:15:02: <TrennerD> Tuomey: thanks for taking the time to read. anything particular that you found off-putting?
499717:15:23: <Tuomey> TrennerD: nothing in particular
499817:15:26: <Emissary> DrDrash: Exactly! It has possibilities!
499917:16:02: DrDrash imagines emissary trying to escape from the tank burning alive.
500017:16:26: <TrennerD> Tuomey: fair enough. I think i'll just have to live with the fact that the underlying concept isn't going to work for everyone
500117:16:30: <DrDrash> I will get back to you on that one....
500217:16:42: <Echo> "It requires no terrain, no sleep, no fuel, no ammunition, and only the most basic instruction from your high command. "
500317:16:54: <Echo> requires no terrain?
500417:17:10: <Emissary> I'm not saying it has good possibilities, just that it had possibilities
500517:17:26: <thefran> It is a spherical robot in a vacuum.
500617:17:29: <Emissary> Echo: It exists in a void
500717:18:07: <FortuneFavorsBold> Echo: ot
500817:18:10: <FortuneFavorsBold> erg
500917:18:14: <Echo> ...
501017:18:22: Echo checks FortuneFavorsBold for stroke symptoms
501117:18:22: <FortuneFavorsBold> I hate typos
501217:19:07: <FortuneFavorsBold> shsm finsshhhshh!
501317:19:09: <Emissary> I must be gone
501417:20:06: <FortuneFavorsBold> Anyway
501517:20:10: <DrDrash> ....
501617:20:18: <FortuneFavorsBold> It needs to say something different than it does, but I'm not sure what
501717:21:10: <FortuneFavorsBold> since it levitates through anomalous means, I meant to say it can travel over any terrain and doesn't have any demands. Thing will float up the side of a cliff if it has to.
501817:21:10: DrDrash has an aneurysm
501917:21:34: <FortuneFavorsBold> I wasn't sure how to say that succinctly.
502017:23:47: <Blackwing> Gooooooood Morning Site 19!
502117:25:01: <Echo> FortuneFavorsBold: brb
502217:27:22: <FortuneFavorsBold> Well, when he gets back, I've implemented a few changes to the wording.
502317:27:42: <FortuneFavorsBold> The HMRV is now a wheeled, very light armored unit
502417:28:44: <DrDrash> yaaaaay
502517:28:47: <Anaxagoras> .seen Peppersghost
502617:28:47: <Nala> Anaxagoras: I last saw PeppersGhost at 2013-11-15 01:23:06 PST (8 h 14 m 13 s ago) saying: Scones are scones. "Biscuits" are crap American scones..
502717:29:14: <Anaxagoras> Finally, he's returned. Now I just need to remember what I wanted to ask him about.
502817:29:19: <DrDrash> Really were going on about biscuits again?
502917:29:35: <FortuneFavorsBold> And I've changed Orbcom from "requires no terrain" to "It can traverse any terrain"
503017:29:59: <Annalea> FFB: Talking about your supersoldier factory?
503117:30:14: <DrDrash> yes he is
503217:30:15: <Echo> back
503317:30:24: <DrDrash> Echo tore it down.
503417:30:39: <FortuneFavorsBold> Annalea: yep. Making some improvements. I know it's probably too late to save both of your votes, but I wanted to implement some of the suggestions Echo had.
503517:30:41: <DrDrash> and now they are working to improve it
503617:30:44: <Echo> FortuneFavorsBold: I have a request
503717:30:51: <FortuneFavorsBold> Hm?
503817:30:57: <Annalea> Mrrr... don't get me wrong, it's nothing against you
503917:31:08: <Annalea> I think it's a bit of a cliche/classic idea and it's decently well-executed, but
504017:31:13: <Echo> (it relates to your SCP, as a general warning)
504117:31:14: <Annalea> I really don't like that it's PLabs
504217:31:17: <Berggren> heyo
504317:31:19: <Echo> Can you get on tinychat at the moment?
504417:31:23: <DrUnderwood> Annalea hey are things better?
504517:31:27: <FortuneFavorsBold> Echo: no.
504617:31:29: <FlameShirt> Yeah, me neither.
504717:31:34: <Echo> Damn
504817:31:39: <Annalea> No, I'm leaving work early in a min and going back to the hospital
504917:31:41: <FlameShirt> I always thought of PL as a "for the good of mankind" thing :<
505017:31:45: <Echo> I'll try to convey this as well as possible over text
505117:31:49: <Tox> oh jesus
505217:31:59: <DrDrash> what?
505317:31:59: <Tox> duck and cover everybody
505417:32:06: <Berggren> is the tinychat for everyone or
505517:32:10: <Echo> FortuneFavorsBold: Have you ever been watching a movie with some military outfit
505617:32:20: <Echo> And something bad happens
505717:32:32: <Echo> And they're like "ARGH, 'COMMAND' fucked us"
505817:32:32: <Annalea> Prometheus-as-Aperture-Science just bothers me because it makes them same-old compared to the other SCP-producing GOIs
505917:32:48: <Echo> Or "Hooah, we got orders from HIGH COMMAND about blah"
506017:32:56: <Echo> Nobody says that, and that's not a thing
506117:33:03: <Berggren> ha yeah that bothers me
506217:33:12: <Berggren> oh but you weren't tekkin to me
506317:33:26: <Berggren> Annalea: that bothers me too
506417:33:28: <DrDrash> What about 2001 space odssea?
506517:33:55: <FortuneFavorsBold> Echo: okay.
506617:33:57: <Annalea> (What does that have to do with the current topic of conversation?)
506717:34:16: <Echo> They're terms and methods of speaking that (largely) developed because the people making those productions don't know what they're actually called in the parlance
506817:34:23: <Echo> Or how those sorts of people speak
506917:34:31: <Echo> Annalea: "It requires no terrain, no sleep, no fuel, no ammunition, and only the most basic instruction from your high command. "
507017:34:35: <DrDrash> (Its a better comparison than aperture science)
507117:34:40: <FortuneFavorsBold> AH!
507217:34:41: <FortuneFavorsBold> UGH
507317:34:48: <Echo> Also
507417:34:49: <FortuneFavorsBold> >_<
507517:35:01: <Echo> It would require *incredibly* detailed instruction
507617:35:54: <Anaxagoras> Would you say I'm presenting Prometheus as Aperture here:
507717:35:58: <Anaxagoras> .sea Green-Gray
507817:35:58: <FortuneFavorsBold> so, what would such an institution be called? Would it just have to be in contact with its "superiors" or is there some other parlance?
507917:35:58: <Nala> Anaxagoras: http://www.scp-wiki.net/green-gray - Green-Gray by Anaxagoras (rating: +54, 9 revisions)
508017:36:06: <Echo> A battalion-sized (or larger) (or smaller, depending on the mission profile and unit composition) element's overall mission plan can span hundreds to thousands of pages
508117:36:24: <seik> hey
508217:36:25: <Echo> 12-point single spaced :p
508317:36:47: DrDrash Dies at seeing Green-Gray
508417:36:55: <Blackwing> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvqm_pPD-aQ
508517:36:57: <Nala> BlackWing: FALLOUT Lore: Prologue - Great War by ShoddyCast (12 m 30 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvqm_pPD-aQ - published Fri Nov 15, 2013 - 5.00/5.00 (455.0, +455/-0), 301 views
508617:37:09: <Annalea> Anax: I have a very, /very/ skewed view of Prometheus. But, it's also the only one that makes sense and is narratively interesting to me.
508717:37:10: <Echo> That's why a command staff can span dozens to hundreds of individuals
508817:37:20: <Annalea> I think that the whole human testing thing is a bit out there
508917:37:37: <Berggren> Annalea: what about PL sort of like Global Dynamics from Eureka
509017:37:38: <Echo> Because even when you're looking at something that can broadcast to all kinds of things at once (like we can with radios)
509117:37:51: <Annalea> I see PL as a silicon valley startup. :P
509217:37:54: <Echo> There's a limit to how much a single platform can process or focus on
509317:38:07: <Annalea> And all of the human interactions and drawbacks that are attendant to that culture.
509417:38:13: <Echo> The reason I'
509517:38:20: <Echo> m bringing this sort of thing up
509617:38:32: <Echo> Is that even if they had gone into a defense industry venture
509717:38:36: <DrDrash> Ok its easier thinking about is as that. At least Eureka tried to be original
509817:39:09: <Echo> These are mistakes that people with connections, PhDs, and significant backgrounds would make
509917:39:19: <Echo> Like... *you*, FortuneFavorsBold the person, know better than this
510017:40:03: <FortuneFavorsBold> Right... they would have done the research and known about these pitfalls ahead of time.
510117:40:04: <Echo> You're not researching and opening a defense industry, either; your body of knowledge is significantly less than these guys would have ever had even in the earliest phases of starting out
510217:40:19: <Echo> This is part of the reason the whole thing feels so underwhelming to me.
510317:40:19: <DrDrash> Oh wow, its been a whole hour since this began
510417:40:27: <Echo> Anomalies are to be expected, and welcomed.
510517:40:40: <DreamingDrash> Laters
510617:40:44: <Echo> But... seeing this sort of thing goes way outside the bounds of any sort of...
510717:40:48: <Echo> Errr
510817:40:52: <Echo> I'm not sure how to phrase it.
510917:41:53: <FortuneFavorsBold> It strains the narrative.
511017:42:06: <Echo> Yeah
511117:42:08: <FortuneFavorsBold> it's pumped up cool for the sake of it rather than being well justified and researched
511217:42:14: <Echo> The anomaly is in the product they're creating
511317:42:16: <Djoric> What be happened
511417:42:19: <Djoric> *happening
511517:42:19: <Echo> Not them being anomalously stupid
511617:42:30: <FortuneFavorsBold> djoric: !scp-1637
511717:42:30: <Nala> FortuneFavorsBold: The Army of the Future (rating: +10, 9 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1637
511817:42:42: <Annalea> >.>
511917:42:44: <Annalea> Another thing
512017:42:51: <Annalea> That I don't know if Echo has already addressed
512117:43:03: <Annalea> But why are all the footsoldiers a clone of a general?
512217:43:10: <Annalea> authority does not equal asskicking IRL
512317:43:26: <FortuneFavorsBold> It's a psychological thing
512417:43:28: <Djoric> Upboated
512517:43:31: <Silberescher> .g tvtropes auhority equals asskicking
512617:43:32: <Nala> Silberescher: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorityEqualsAsskicking (Main/Authority Equals Asskicking - Television Tropes ... - TV Tropes) The Authority Equals Asskicking trope as used in popular culture, with a list of examples from all media.
512717:43:34: <Djoric> For reasons
512817:43:45: <Echo> Mobile Artillery Platform: An ideal Main Battle Tank
512917:44:05: <Echo> MBTs and artillery/SPHs are two completely different things
513017:44:45: <FortuneFavorsBold> SPH: can you untangle this initialism for me?
513117:44:48: <FortuneFavorsBold> I'm not familiar
513217:45:04: <Echo> A field gun or self-propelled howitzer are indirect fire systems, kept toward the rear echelons of the line of advance, or inside the FOB in an asymmetrical environment
513317:45:33: <Echo> They lob shells from long distances (up to dozens and dozens of miles) away
513417:45:56: <Berggren> SPH: sexy patrick harris
513517:46:00: <FortuneFavorsBold> Word
513617:46:06: <Echo> Main Battle Tanks are heavily-armored direct-fire platforms; they see what they're shooting and fire (more or less) in a straight path to the target
513717:46:27: <Annalea> (SPHs aren't heavily armored. they're not supposed to be shot at)
513817:46:28: <Annalea> but, uhh
513917:46:42: <Annalea> i'm just saying that the psychological aspect of that is kinda silly
514017:46:47: <Annalea> your average "general" in, say, the Army
514117:47:04: <Annalea> is a guy who has a college degree and/or went to a military academy
514217:47:09: <Annalea> learned about how to direct people
514317:47:10: <Annalea> not how to run and gun
514417:47:16: <Echo> They're politicians that went to war colleges.
514517:47:19: <Annalea> ^^^
514617:47:29: <Annalea> your "average general" is a guy in his 50s
514717:47:34: <Echo> The strength, there?
514817:47:35: <Annalea> who probably has never shot a rifle at an enemy combatant
514917:47:47: <Echo> They're advised and guided by people who *have* seen war
515017:48:03: <Echo> And who know the balance, the cost, and the fine little details
515117:48:40: <FortuneFavorsBold> Echo: well, their minds aren't those of general Zhu Deh
515217:48:46: <FortuneFavorsBold> just their bodies
515317:48:51: <FortuneFavorsBold> for propaganda purposes.
515417:49:05: <FortuneFavorsBold> or that was the idea before they pulled the project
515517:49:07: <Silberescher> it's like an army made of George Washingtons
515617:49:07: <Annalea> ... i'm saying that makes no sense :\
515717:49:23: <Annalea> generals aren't the peak physical specimens that front-line infantry troops are
515817:49:30: <Echo> ^
515917:49:38: <Annalea> they generally aren't running 20 miles a day with 80 lb packs
516017:49:46: <Annalea> or doing daily marksmanship drills
516117:49:50: <FortuneFavorsBold> Annalea: right, but if your'e growing a body in the tank, you can give it whatever muscles you want.
516217:49:52: <Annalea> or crawling through barbed wire and mud
516317:49:59: <Eskaway> is 20 miles a day common for front-line troops?
516417:50:02: <Eskaway> literally asking
516517:50:19: <Echo> Eskaway: Depends on the day of the week; if you're in a combat zone, yeah, it's not uncommon
516617:50:27: <Tox> FortuneFavorsBold: Then what's the point? How is it patterned after a general, then?
516717:50:28: <Tox> Facially?
516817:50:28: <Eskaway> i literally just became physically capable of running a mile straight through...in ten minutes...recently.
516917:50:43: <TrennerD> alright i'm outta here. i'm going to throw out my draft one more time for anyone who has the time to take a glance at it. it's the first tab on my sandbox: http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/dios
517017:50:56: <Annalea> >.>
517117:51:28: <Annalea> Echo: "Sir? We're one of nine companies, right?" "Yeah?" "So how come we're the only ones out marching every Friday night with full packs in the pitch dark?"
517217:51:35: <Silberescher> I ran once. It was awful.
517317:51:40: <Echo> Eskaway: That's not bad; mile in ten, if you're not used to running. Good work :D
517417:51:55: Eskaway feels the warm glow of approval from the physically fit
517517:52:11: Echo thumbs up.
517617:52:14: <Echo> Keep it up, dude.
517717:52:19: <Eskaway> :D
517817:52:22: <Echo> It gets a lot easier once you can actually get trucking a bit.
517922:16:24: <Smapti> If you really want this tale to be sort of a rebuttal to my tale, Duchamp should be saying "Don't listen to all those guys... but don't listen to me either... and don't listen to YOURSELF for that matter".
518022:16:28: <Tuomey> qntm: 10 pratchett points
518122:18:01: <Randomini> hmmmmmm
518222:18:15: <Randomini> I'm thinking I'll leave Ruiz alone for a bit
518322:18:20: <Roget> Randomini you're tearing up a storm with all your tales
518422:18:57: <Vince|mobile> Randomini probably a good idea. Don't want him to wear too thin
518522:19:04: <Randomini> Roget: "all" being three
518622:19:10: <Tuomey> Randomini: they're pretty cool
518722:19:18: <Vince|mobile> .au randomini
518822:19:19: <Nala> Vince|Mobile: Randomini has written 1 article and 4 tales with +255 net upvotes (average +51.00) and 23 revisions, including: wowwee go kill ursefl (+91), SCP-1314 (+68), It Just Shattered (+41)
518922:19:25: <Randomini> Tuomey: that's all I ever wanted
519022:19:39: <Vince|mobile> *Cool
519122:19:47: <qntm> hmm
519222:19:51: <Vince|mobile> Haha!
519322:19:52: <Nala> qntm: qntm has written 1 article and 0 tales with +52 net upvotes (average +52.00) and 16 revisions, including: The Lock [SCP-001 Proposal] (+52)
519422:19:52: <qntm> .au qntm
519522:20:02: <Randomini> qntm I love you
519622:20:08: <Randomini> I just felt the need to say that
519722:20:15: <Vince|mobile> .au vince
519822:20:16: <Nala> Vince|Mobile: http://www.scp-wiki.net/vincent-redgrave-s-author-page Vincent_Redgrave (aka Vincent_Redgrave) has written 4 articles and 2 tales with +381 net upvotes (average +63.50) and 59 revisions, including: SCP-1810 (+117), SCP-1541 (+92), SCP-1641 (+65), plus 1 more.
519922:20:38: <qntm> Thank you, Randomini, I love you too
520022:20:40: <Randomini> your piece about the simulation of a simulation on your own site was brilliant
520122:20:43: <qntm> Hmm, do I not get credit for SCP-055?
520222:20:46: <Randomini> huge fan
520322:21:04: <Vince|mobile> .ps SCP-055
520422:21:06: <Nala> Vince|Mobile: SCP-055 (@@[unknown]@@, rating: +423, 29 revisions), created by xthevilecorruptor on Fri Jul 25, 2008 (1939 d 6 h 30 m 34 s ago), last updated Tue May 21, 2013 (178 d 14 h 37 m 41 s ago) by Devanos. Page tags: scp, memetic, keter, featured, infohazard, memory-affecting, cognitohazard, meta
520522:22:16: <Roget> qntm did you write it?
520622:22:24: <Smapti> 055 must be one of the articles that Ecks translated over from the old site.
520722:22:29: <Roget> Yurp
520822:22:39: <Roget> I didn't know you were around from editthis, qntm
520922:22:41: <qntm> Roget, correct
521022:23:04: <qntm> That's why there's a guy called Hughes in the article, someone added that to credit me (it is my name)
521122:23:15: <Roget> If you give me a list of the things you've written, I can forward it to Aelanna and she'll credit you for them with Nala
521222:23:29: <qntm> Roget: the list is SCP-055, that's all :D
521322:23:40: <Roget> 055 and a 001
521422:23:45: <Roget> one more and you can make an author page
521522:23:53: <qntm> neato
521622:24:04: <Randomini> that hasn't stopped other people from making them
521722:24:10: <qntm> I'm working on a Tale called "We Need To Talk About Fifty-Five"
521822:24:20: <qntm> but not working very hard
521922:24:45: <Tuomey> http://alexbam2006.tumblr.com/post/42356863318
522022:25:30: <Vince|mobile> Randomini typically people who have an author page but are below the minimum are because some works got fried after they earned their page
522122:25:52: <Randomini> ah
522222:26:32: <Vince|mobile> Yah
522322:26:58: <Vince|mobile> You actually qualify for an author page now, yknow that, roght?
522422:27:01: <Scantron> qntm: Oh hey, you're that guy with the blog thing..
522522:27:06: <Scantron> And with the 001 Proposal thing.
522622:27:32: <qntm> I pop in every now and then, everybody loves me, then I leave, having done nothing new
522722:27:38: <qntm> it's pretty sweet
522822:27:46: <Scantron> yeah it seems like a good thing
522922:28:10: <Vince|mobile> Lol
523022:28:11: <Tuomey> hmm
523122:28:21: <Randomini> one day I hope to be able to sit atop a throne of laurels
523222:28:23: <Tuomey> are we positively reinforcing the having done nothing new?
523322:28:31: <qntm> I should write something else just to prove that it was dumb luck
523422:29:06: <qntm> "a scary snail which follows you everywhere, eventually"
523522:29:12: <Vince|mobile> Qntm did you know about the contest to write the true 055 story a while back?
523622:29:14: <Randomini> oh god
523722:29:22: <qntm> Vince, I did not
523822:29:25: <qntm> how did it go?
523922:29:32: <qntm> or is that the joke
524022:29:37: <Vince|mobile> It was really good
524122:29:39: <Tuomey> Man
524222:29:40: <qntm> "what contest"
524322:29:44: <Tuomey> I completely fucking forgot about that
524422:29:47: <Vince|mobile> Someone link to the hub?
524522:29:47: <Roget> I wrote an 055 tale once
524622:29:54: <qntm> Tuomey: budum tsssh
524722:29:56: <Tuomey> .sea 055 contest
524822:29:57: <Nala> Tuomey: Halloween Contest!, Time Contest!.
524922:29:59: <Roget> .hub five questions
525022:30:02: <Tuomey> qntm: I'm not even joking
525122:30:06: <Roget> .sea five questions
525222:30:08: <Nala> Roget: http://www.scp-wiki.net/five-questions - Five Questions, a hub page created by DrEverettMann (rating: +10, 33 revisions)
525322:30:16: <Tuomey> I think I may need to speak to my neurologist
525422:30:33: <Vince|mobile> qntm there you are^
525522:31:06: <Tuomey> Also, I didn't think you were a britlander
525622:31:13: <Randomini> in my mind 055 is just my missing pair of socks
525722:31:15: <Vince|mobile> The tale I'm speaking about is by Rikks.
525822:31:20: <Roget> .au rikks
525922:31:21: <Nala> Roget: Rikks has written 0 articles and 1 tale with +81 net upvotes (average +81.00) and 7 revisions, including: Playing God (+81)
526022:31:23: <Vince|mobile> It was fantastic
526122:31:26: <Roget> .tale playing god
526222:31:27: <Nala> Roget: http://www.scp-wiki.net/playing-god - Playing God by Rikks (rating: +81, 7 revisions)
526322:31:32: <qntm> Vince: SCP-055 is not mentioned there
526422:31:37: <qntm> unless that, again, is the joke
526522:31:37: <Roget> This is my 055 tale
526622:31:41: <Roget> .tale don't forget
526722:31:42: <Nala> Roget: http://www.scp-wiki.net/don-t-forget - Don't Forget by Roget (rating: +48, 3 revisions)
526822:32:11: <Vince|mobile> Read "playing god"
526922:32:17: <qntm> reading
527022:32:26: <Scantron> .sea tracking
527122:32:27: <Nala> Scantron: The Tracking Stone (rating: +49, 57 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-260
527222:32:40: <Scantron> @ qntm we even already haev a thing that follows you everywhere eventually
527322:33:01: <Vince|mobile> Shy guy and MAL-0
527422:33:35: <Randomini> alright I'm off for my "m3g4 sw33t r0lepl4y g4m1ng s3shun"
527522:34:15: <Randomini> I'll vet my wondertainment tale this afternoon if it still sits well with me
527622:34:30: <qntm> Roget: excellent
527722:34:53: <qntm> oh wait, this is by Rikks
527822:35:10: <Roget> Mine was Don't Forget
527922:35:11: <qntm> Randomini I have a whole other theory about socks
528022:35:23: <qntm> Hint: the washing machine doesn't always steal socks
528122:35:26: <qntm> It returns new ones
528222:35:31: <qntm> from... somewhere else
528322:36:07: <Tuomey> That could be a skip
528422:36:33: <Voct> we have one about a washing machine that pulls laundry in from elsewhere
528522:36:45: <qntm> there is nothing new under the sun!
528622:37:07: <Tuomey> Time to go over the sun, britlander :P
528722:37:53: <Andariel> HAY GUISE
528822:38:02: <Andariel> I churned out another quickly forgettable SCP idea today
528922:38:11: <tahugamin> Straw guise? :P
529022:38:12: <Andariel> one I think I could indeed refine enoough for the 2000 contest
529122:38:20: <Andariel> someone pls review?
529222:38:45: <Andariel> I did more research for it than any of my other things
529322:38:54: <Andariel> http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/andarielhalo <--- last tab, "Entropy"
529422:40:25: <Andariel> and now suddenly I feel exhausted
529522:41:28: <Tox> "Following Incident OMF-G" I seriously hope you're not going to put that in the article
529622:41:35: <Andariel> Of course not
529722:41:47: <Andariel> Unless you mean the entry itself
529822:52:25: <Echo> Andariel: "a Prion"
529922:52:41: <Echo> Not a Proper Noun
530022:53:51: <Echo> "SCP-XXXX begins to spread exponentially, often requiring only brief bodily contact with another, before reaching pandemic levels."
530122:53:54: <Echo> > pandemic levels
530222:54:07: <Echo> Not exactly a quiet event
530322:54:22: <Tuomey> Also, I hope you're aware of what exponentially means
530422:54:24: <Echo> That's not really something the SCP Foundation could ever hide or control.
530522:54:27: <Tuomey> It's not just "real fast"
530622:54:34: <Andariel> multiplies
530722:54:41: <Andariel> one person infects 2, 2 infect 4, 4 infect 16
530822:54:42: <Wogglebug> Raising exponentially.
530922:54:56: <Smapti> This sentence is completely accurate, if you replace "SCP-XXXX" with "your mom" and "reaching pandemic levels" with '
531022:54:59: <Tuomey> Ok, good
531122:55:01: <Smapti> "spreading her legs".
531222:55:12: <Tuomey> Smapti: you are the opposite of helpful
531322:55:18: <Andariel> Smapti made me laugh
531422:55:44: <Voct> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dan6aIumKeo
531522:55:45: <Nala> Voct: Trois chatons lynx au Biodôme / Three lynx kittens at the Biodôme by Espacepourlavie (55 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dan6aIumKeo - published Thu Sep 5, 2013 - 4.62/5.00 (21.0, +19/-2), 5,264 views
531622:55:48: <Tuomey> See what I mean? Relatively new people are supposed to be miserable
531722:55:54: <Voct> hm, I wonder
531822:55:58: <Voct> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dan6aIumKeo
531922:55:59: <Nala> Voct: An error occurred, https://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/videos/dan6aIumKeo?v=2&alt=json
532022:56:05: <Voct> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dan6aIumKfo
532122:56:06: <Roget> GUYS
532222:56:06: <Nala> Voct: An error occurred, https://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/videos/Dan6aIumKfo?v=2&alt=json
532322:56:10: <Scantron> SYUG
532422:56:13: <Nala> Vince|Mobile: I last saw Randomini at 2013-11-15 14:42:48 PST (21 m 57 s ago) saying: I'll vet my wondertainment tale this afternoon if it still sits well with me.
532522:56:13: <Vince|mobile> .seen randomini
532622:56:13: <Roget> I just realized
532722:56:16: <Roget> I can sell things on ebay
532822:56:16: <Voct> I wonder how many potential addresses Youtube has
532922:56:35: <qntm> I guess about 36^11?
533022:56:54: <Roget> my life just changed before my eyes
533122:56:58: <Roget> what should I sell first
533222:57:10: <Voct> body fluids
533322:57:11: <seik> your SOUL
533422:57:13: <Echo> "the Infected"
533522:57:21: <Echo> This isn't 28 Days Later
533622:57:22: <Voct> your SCP account
533722:57:26: <Roget> I'mma sell some video games
533822:57:29: <Scantron> qntm: is it case-sensitive?
533922:57:51: <Scantron> it seems to be
534022:57:55: <Scantron> so 62^11
534122:57:59: <Voct> 72
534222:58:10: <Voct> oh wait
534322:58:13: <Voct> no, 62, you're right
534422:58:41: <Scantron> so a bit short of 10^20
534522:58:43: <Voct> 5.2*10^19
534622:59:44: <Voct> at current rates of video creation, that should last until.... oh, 2017
534722:59:49: <Voct> maybe 2018 if we're lucky
534823:00:06: <Andariel> it's not Left 4 Dead either
534923:00:10: <Andariel> @Echo
535023:00:15: <Tuomey> Voct: Don't forget deletions
535123:00:25: <Andariel> s'just a term,
535223:00:33: <Andariel> should I should change it?
535323:00:38: <Scantron> we need the net growth function for youtube
535423:01:00: <Tuomey> Andariel: "instances of SCP-XXXX-X" or "infected individuals" would be better than "the Infected"
535523:06:02: <seik> ... really?
535623:06:20: <Echo> Andariel: Yeah, you've got the "capitalizing things that aren't proper nouns" deal going on throughout the whole thing
535723:06:22: <seik> he could just say "im leaving, bye"
535823:06:34: <seik> but nope... nick change
535923:06:50: <Echo> Also "subjects," "carriers," "victims"
536023:07:21: <Echo> "host"
536123:07:27: <Echo> Would be the technical term
536223:07:40: <Andariel> I got confused, thinking "host" only applied to infestations
536323:08:05: <qntm> Seik: lol
536423:08:14: <Echo> A "host" is someone who's contaminated by just about any infectious agent
536523:08:35: <Anaxagoras> .seen Peppersghost
536623:08:36: <Nala> Anaxagoras: I last saw PeppersGhost at 2013-11-15 01:23:06 PST (13 h 54 m 2 s ago) saying: Scones are scones. "Biscuits" are crap American scones..
536723:08:57: <Echo> Or, used on the macro level, something that has a parasite or population of parasitic organisms living off of it.
536823:10:24: <Vince|mobile> .tell peppersghost scones suck biscuits are better
536923:10:24: <Nala> Vince|Mobile: Okay.
537023:12:52: <FiniteUI> Okay people, got my rewrite up. Here's v2. Please read and give feedback. (:
537123:12:54: <FiniteUI> http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-725940/the-structure-the-human-sphere#post-1893017
537223:15:24: <seik> damn.. i was going to say the same thing
537323:15:45: <seik> to post my draft right after that, but i guess i can still tweak the doc section
537423:15:56: <seik> and laso gie a look to that
537523:16:06: <seik> laso gie XD
537623:16:10: <seik> also give*
537723:16:18: <FiniteUI> Haha thanks. (:
537823:17:18: <seik> Several of the instances of SCP-XXXX-1, which now resemble ancient corpses, have physically joined together through the drying and hardening process
537923:17:34: <Andariel> THING
538023:17:43: <seik> drying and hardening process: that doesn't sounds nice...
538123:18:20: <Andariel> dessication
538223:18:24: <FiniteUI> I should reword that. Lol
538323:18:40: <Andariel> Desiccation
538423:18:48: <Tuomey> Eh
538523:18:52: <Tuomey> oops wrong chat
538623:20:51: <Andariel> frakk
538723:21:43: <Roget> .y stone cold coup d'etat
538823:21:44: <Nala> Roget: They Might Be Giants - Stone Cold Coup d'Etat by Person900210 (2 m 58 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNOxzLNOIZk - published Sat Mar 16, 2013 - 4.82/5.00 (22.0, +21/-1), 3,495 views
538923:22:14: <Roget> this is an excellent song
539023:22:28: <seik> mmm yeah! sounds really good!
539123:22:46: Roget is a big they might be giants fan
539223:24:10: seik is a fan of kyary pamyu pamyu, even when it could be considered as a simple j-pop star, cuz of her insane videos
539323:24:25: <Roget> .y rhythem section want ad
539423:24:26: <Nala> Roget: Rhythm Section Want Ad - They Might Be Giants (official song) by ParticleMen (2 m 22 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgDB2Q_R-Tk - published Wed May 22, 2013 - 5.00/5.00 (34.0, +34/-0), 2,712 views
539523:24:28: <seik> .y tsukemaru
539623:24:29: <Nala> Seik: TSUKEMARU ! by laalamaria123 (44 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZZhmpsNPL8 - published Fri Jan 27, 2012 - 0.00/0.00 (0.0, +0/-0), 35 views
539723:24:32: <seik> no...
539823:24:35: <seik> lets try....
539923:24:42: <seik> .y candy candy
540023:24:43: <Nala> Seik: きゃりーぱみゅぱみゅ - CANDY CANDY , Kyary Pamyu Pamyu - CANDY CANDY by warnermusicjapan (3 m 56 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoK8DaJRDaM - published Wed Mar 14, 2012 - 4.80/5.00 (64117.0, +60894/-3223), 17,971,807 views
540123:26:09: <seik> mmm... im starting to like they might be giants... damn you Roget
540223:26:16: Roget is listening to their new album right now
540323:26:26: <Roget> .y Your heads on fire
540423:26:28: <Nala> Roget: Broken Bells - "Your Head Is On Fire" by Dustin Smith (3 m 5 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTmkrslAKxU - published Mon May 9, 2011 - 4.96/5.00 (274.0, +271/-3), 79,330 views
540523:26:30: <Roget> noh
540623:26:33: <seik> good for you
540723:26:34: <Roget> .y tmbg heads on fire
540823:26:35: <Nala> Roget: You're On Fire - They Might Be Giants (Official Video) by ParticleMen (3 m 27 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlGNm7_dvz4 - published Thu Sep 5, 2013 - 4.97/5.00 (1738.0, +1725/-13), 116,115 views
540923:27:26: <Pendragon> Swiggity Swea I have an idea
541023:27:33: <seik> hi pendragon
541123:27:39: <Pendragon> Hey seik
541223:27:50: <seik> damn... i liked the prmoetheus SCP...
541323:27:53: <Tuomey> Swiggit Swuss fucking tell us
541423:27:59: <UglyFlower> hm
541523:28:00: <Pendragon> So in biology today we were studying the interior of the cell and how a virus gets in
541623:28:11: <Pendragon> And I was amazed at how complex it was in there
541723:28:17: <Tuomey> http://25.media.tumblr.com/f47f5dcb4d18e963bdcd287ae0dcd069/tumblr_mvkfaavsiZ1qz5q5lo1_500.png
541823:28:33: <qntm|lol> Is there an SCP which is like a Martian SCP organisation, but the artifact is a completely ordinary human object which they just don't understand at all?
541923:28:40: <Pendragon> So I had the idea of that the earth is a cell, we are the internal antibodies... but what is the nucleus?
542023:29:12: <Roget> Clef did something like that qntm
542123:29:13: <Roget> I think
542223:29:26: <Nala> Pendragon: New Age - Book I: "Cells", Recovered Documents From Cell 3, Slipped Under the Door from Cell 142, SCP-1809 (Microscopic Cellular Housing Enthusiasts).
542323:29:26: <Pendragon> .s cell
542423:29:29: <qntm|lol> "This long, four-pronged metal object is of completely baffling purpose!"
542523:29:30: <seik> ... the Evangelions with all the knowledge about humans?
542623:29:34: <seik> :P
542723:29:34: <Pendragon> .sm 1
542823:29:35: <Nala> Pendragon: http://www.scp-wiki.net/new-age-1 - New Age - Book I: "Cells" by SRegan (rating: +16, 3 revisions)
542923:30:01: <Pendragon> Nope that one is about prison cells
543023:30:03: <Pendragon> xD
543123:30:08: <Roget> qntm|lol I know there's one object thats just an alien laptop described in the best terms we have
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