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12019-04-01 02:11:33.929610: I tensorflow/core/platform/profile_utils/cpu_utils.cc:94] CPU Frequency: 2300000000 Hz
22019-04-01 02:11:33.929917: I tensorflow/compiler/xla/service/service.cc:150] XLA service 0x2a74680 executing computations on platform Host. Devices:
32019-04-01 02:11:33.929977: I tensorflow/compiler/xla/service/service.cc:158]   StreamExecutor device (0): <undefined>, <undefined>
42019-04-01 02:11:34.028835: I tensorflow/stream_executor/cuda/cuda_gpu_executor.cc:998] successful NUMA node read from SysFS had negative value (-1), but there must be at least one NUMA node, so returning NUMA node zero
52019-04-01 02:11:34.029450: I tensorflow/compiler/xla/service/service.cc:150] XLA service 0x2a73fa0 executing computations on platform CUDA. Devices:
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72019-04-01 02:11:34.029855: I tensorflow/core/common_runtime/gpu/gpu_device.cc:1433] Found device 0 with properties: 
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31A plan to infiltrate New York City via submarine has been recommended by two members of the US Navy.
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33The longest submerged submarine in the US was discovered in 1937. It was sitting on the east side of the Mississippi atoll of Pelagic Spring when it was discovered. It is 5km off the coast of Libya when it was discovered. It is in a crevice separated by a trench of rock. It is said to have been built on an area ██m in diameter by an unknown entity.
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35The intent of such a date-based method of dating an object is obvious, but the method lacks the statistical power to provide conclusive proof. If another method of dating SCP-023 was used, the time of the first discovery would be 30 years later. Given the rapid changes in latitude, longitude and other identifying characteristics of the 20th century, it is not surprising that it should be classified as "non-destructive," as SCP-023 would not be visible to observers from 30 years later.
36Current Research Object-15N: To be used as a scaffold for the construction of Mobile Task Force Sigma-II; detonated in 37 minutes 051 M31.037.
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38Description: SCP-023 is a Type-F (Unbound, Class-D) Experiment pilot-sensitive photographic photographic photographic camera manufactured by the USSR in the late stages of the Second World War. It was first exhibited to the USSR's political security service, the Government Security Council, for its photographic effect. It has since been used by the USSR's intelligence and security apparatus, and by industrial and political forces around the world, to document strategic movements and events in the USSR.
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40While powered largely as a […] weapon, SCP-023 has various other uses […] it is not to be loaded, compiled, or compiled-in into images or phonetic dictionaries, it is not to be loaded, compiled, or compiled-in into images or phonetic dictionaries, it may be loaded, compiled, or compiled-in into images or phonetic dictionaries in any manner you choose, without prior approval from at least the Chief Information Officer. This must be done in addition to any approval given by the Chief Information Officer. Any requests for photographic documentation must be denied, as long as the duplicate documentation is kept.
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43SCP-023 must never be loaded, compiled, or compiled-in into images or phonetic dictionaries, even if directed to so by the Chief Information Officer. Requests for photographic documentation must be denied, and requests for photographs must never be granted. In the event of a multiple merge of SCP-023 and WE‐3‐1, the Alert will start recording requests for photographic documentation once SCP-023 is no longer needed.
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46For full documentation of SCP-023's use of photographic documentation, see Document 023-exclusive.
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48Item #: SCP-024
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50Object Class: Safe
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52Special Containment Procedures: SCP-024 is to be kept in an apartment with no less than two (2) rooms. This apartment is to be furnished evenly throughout, with the exception of allowing for bed/breakfasts/furniture sharing. An observation room is to be located at the rear with a surveillance camera nearby, and a workspace in between are to provide constant observation of SCP-024. Under no circumstances should any personnel come within 2 – 3 meters of SCP-024 during any portion of SCP-024's observation period.
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55SCP-024 is to be given full access to all firearms, carbines, handguns, and ammunition for the purpose of answering questions regarding the events of the previous hours. At no time should researchers rely on SCP-024 for any types of information are they reasonably able to direct at an object present in its natural environment.
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58Should any of SCP-024's properties manifest during the course of investigation, notification shall be given to the relevant local, state, and country offices simultaneously in order to confirm if SCP-024 is the actual object being examined or if additional information is required. Surveillance footage is to be retained until security measures are removed. SCP-024 is not to be allowed outside of its current enclosure. Requests for SCP-024's use shall be denied, and responses shall be valid for as long as SCP-024 is provided with the item.
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61Description: SCP-024 is a freaky doll made out of rubber. She has a strange ability which makes her appear to be anywhere in the room, even moving her head to look at the ceiling. This effect is not limited to objects, or even to objects which are parallel to the floor. This effect is effective even from the front, and does not appear to be random.
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64Once SCP-024 is placed in the Subject, it will take 4 minutes to exit. The time it takes for SCP-024 to exit the Subject varies depending on the object examined. Objects passing by SCP-024 show signs of manipulation as they enter SCP-024.
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67SCP-024 has
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69C65*14F,” it interrupts the wavepacket's correlation and disappears into the background.
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71What would a normal conversation between two humans look like, with no known effects?
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73Terrifying, isn't it?” Cyclone Corpse Dissonance.”
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75What are the effects of being struck by a car's taillight?
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77A loud boom, and then the car lands flat on its face. The driver will never be able to remember the event, since the taillight was in use only in the past. There appears to be little point in speaking with a car without a taillight, as there is little point in modifying its appearance once the car has been rusted and the windshield and grille are cleaned.
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79There is one possible solution: If the car were struck by a car's taillight alone, the driver would never leave the confines of the car and never come out. It is theorized this would create an unintended effect which could potentially lead to the creation of a weapon. The driver of the car would never enter the hearing protection and shoot the car, as they claimed. It is believed the taillight was not included in the original specification of the weapon. However, if the barrel of the rifle used for the firing mechanism of the car's radio was struck by the receiver of the radio, the barrel of the rifle would fire at a higher rate and inflict damage instead. The amount of time this would take depends on the type of firing mechanism and the type of barrel fired. One barrel would deal 17% less damage than if it had been struck by the absolute least amount of bullets. The best estimate is that a single barrel of a rifle fires nearly twice as fast as one full head of cattle.
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81There is one fatal circumstance which might lead to the creation of a weapon: Any vehicle not wearing proper equipment will soon stop accelerating and turning due to unpredictable weather patterns. These changes will occur even when the vehicle is in the "possible" category of "natural" weather modification. For example: A vehicle traveling at a great speed during the day will appear almost entirely covered in snow during the nighttime. The vehicle will begin to yield at the start of the fairway and make sudden turns, stopping only in front of tall buildings known to be filled with pedestrians. These sudden turns will be filled with mostly normal cars, most of which seem to have forgotten their daily commutes to and from work or school. When the turning stops, the number 0x200 appears in the lower right hand corner of the screen. On rare occasions these unexpected turns will lead to the capture of the vehicle and the destruction of all on-site components.
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83Adding any new weather to a vehicle is no easy task. During the winter months the snowpack in the area is only a few feet, and there is considerable volume of precipitation expected. Due to this, the motor operating systems of most pickup trucks and pickup-cabins start to malfunction very unexpectedly. Passengers on foot suffer severe injury and starvation-related accidents while on the ground. As the cold reaches epidemic proportions, and equipment needs to be re-trained to handle it, temperatures in the region of -33C outside of the freezing zone are expected.
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85The vehicle will begin to yield rapidly and abruptly when supersonic. Actual yield may vary. The vehicle will accelerate from a standstill as it enters a slow-proportional acceleration phase and will accelerate rapidly when stopping. It will make sharp turns as it enters and loses contact with sharp objects, including steep climbs and flat surfaces. It will maintain a straight face and pace naturally when overtaking large numbers of vehicles. Extrapolating the approximate yield obtained by accelerating abruptly after the yield has been achieved is difficult because of the high cost of retraction. However, one must estimate the unknown unknown when evaluating reported incidents of vehicle accidents resulting from similar accidents. The most reliable method of estimate is by looking at the speed at which the vehicle is turning. There is a one (1) minute yield achieved when overtaking large numbers of vehicles exceeds the allowed yield. There is a one (1) hour yield achieved when the yield reached after overtaking many smaller numbers of vehicles exceeds the allowed yield.
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87Interior views of SCP-080 suggest that it is capable of handling long-distance vehicle travel. It has two (2) wings of its wing and a single (1) shoulder strap on its upper shoulder blades. The blades of SCP-080 fold forward to allow access to the main transportation shaft of SCP-080. The shaft is accessible by ladder to an upper level through which vehicles will freely pass. Interior views measure approximately 300 m in width and are approximately 0.5 m high. Width of shaft is 10 m beneath the surface of ocean.
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89Item #: SCP-081
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91Object Class: Euclid
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93Special Containment Procedures: SCP-081 is to be contained in a standard humanoid containment module within Bio-
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95Pessaries 1-3 are granted immediate access to the mind of the subject they wish to observe. While all subjects can freely choose their subject's mind, all undergo a behavioral modification which results in their objectifying the mental structure of the subject they wish to view. Once per day, subjects are not allowed to gaze directly into the subject's eyes or thoughts. Requests for mental images or material objects presented by SCP-067 are to be denied, and discussions of SCP-067 must be terminated immediately.
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97If subjects for whom a formal request for mental images or material objects has been approved are not successful in getting the subject to open their minds or speak with them within a reasonable time, or who do complete a time limit after notifying authorities or seeking removal from their schedules, treatment may commence. Individuals admitted to having access to SCP-067 must be removed from their schedules for no more than 90 days and reassigned to another assignment.
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99If a new set of mental images or materials are encountered that is different from the previous one, or which have their original appearances, SCP-067 may assign a new one to the subject before the expiration date specified in the notice sent. The new set of images or material must NOT be given to a subject who has requested it or requested access to it. Remaining sets of images or material may only be accessed by authorized personnel. For non-experts working with SCP-067, please see Interview Log 067-WIRE.
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101Description: SCP-067 is an automated messaging service used worldwide. By default, SCP-067 sends and receives unsolicited e-mails, including death threats, from the moment a subject opens a new attachment on a new system. To change this behavior, left-handed personnel must click on a new instance of SCP-067 and wait for it to load. If the instance of SCP-067 is not loaded before the end of the 30-day window, the app crashes and says "There are no more emails in session." In addition, instances of SCP-067 that are not entirely fast (within acceptable physics limits) or as accurate as they appear, or as problematic as they appear may be, SCP-067 may load more instances of SCP-067 than were originally configured to accept incoming messages. See Addendum 067-01 for details.
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103SCP-067 loads instances in the order necessary to host a 5,000-character e-mail address. Each instance is then loaded onto a host computer and examined for accuracy and security measures. As of 067-TC, these include available memory, network hardware, and secure hard drives. As of 067-RP, the instances are no longer needed because the hardware in question is no longer compliant with security standards set by the US Department of Defense.
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105When an instance of SCP-067 is encountered, it immediately challenges the static HTML5 video recording device on the host's network and attempts to load the instances. Although SCP-067 initially does not accept attempts at loading instances of HTML5-compatible media, it has been shown that the embedded media can be loaded without any penalty. Media can be loaded in over two dimensions (200 X 200 Y 453) and pose as the host's desktop or living room, and are nearly always presented with illustrations of humanity's highest ideals or holy texts. The embedded host must then attempt to convince the instance to change its mind before it can start loading the instances. Instances are particularly susceptible to bullying, as the instances will use every opportunity to verbally and physically attack the hosts, regardless of motivation. As the host tries to slow the instances down, the instances will use every opportunity to load the instances.
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107Instances have been known to increase security by introducing new vulnerabilities, preventing hosts from attempting to load instances using their devices instead. In the case of an attempted loading, the security changes are immediately visible and are negligible compared to other times this virus has been observed. In the case of an unsuccessful attempt, the instance will begin loading instances again and there is little or no immediate threat from the instance.
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109There is also a secondary infection that appears to remain with the host for any instance encountered. This infection does not appear to be connected to the host at all, instead continuing to pose as the host's desktop may beled at high speed to elicit a repeat response. Because instances are often loaded at the local RAM location, excessive application activation may also pose a threat.
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111Item #: SCP-068
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113Object Class: Euclid
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115Special Containment Procedures: SCP-068 is stored in a dedicated obfuscated case away from any known human subjects. No attempts to trace the source of SCP-068 have proven successful. All knowledge of SCP-068's origin is immediately lost once it is apprehended; most anomalies have been identified that remain unidentified even when eliminated. SCP-068 is to be guarded at all times.
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117Description: SCP-068
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119The life (air, water) within an object 50 m in radius reaches a point at which 90% of the total mass and volume are composed. Because of this volume, the gravitational pull produced by interacting with solid objects in the radius enters sharp decline in a proportional way. As the mass and volume of gas and dust equalize, the centers of the universe are filled with extremely dense subatomic particles called "infinitesimals" which, upon reaching their maximum size, create the sharp crevices and distortions seen in normal human teeth. Because of this effect, human cells produce and consume all natural numbers and are effectively self-replicating. Surrounding these crevices and distortions is a human fetus called Caesarean Sections, which, upon union with other Humans, results in the spontaneous termination of the fetus." —The Procedure[/src]
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121Upon successful union with a human body, the fetus is "born" into the gravitational pull of two or more other bodies. The gravitational pull from either body causes the conditions for the synthesis of other Human Subjects (including another Human Subject, if any) to produce an extra Subject. The ratio of the Index One to the other Index One is approximately one (1) Observation Ratio. Because of this ratio, the probability of an instance of SCP-016-1 forming a body is extremely high. When one looks into the eyes of the person who views the instance of SCP-016-1, the instance is immediately lit up with lye, showing the process of union completely. When the instance is no longer visible, the lighting changes to match the new instance, and the instance is gone forever. This can be significantly longer than the original instance of SCP-016 having decomposing to begin with, as the organism will begin to self-sustendage after one (1) instance is gone from any structural link. In addition, the storage cases utilized in the production of SCP-016-1 are nearly impervious to any damage done to the instances themselves. Even if an instance of SCP-016-1 != it's original owner+juvenilemate.dylib were to break down, the instances would still retain their internal codes, and would instead attempt to code their way out of the cases. This could potentially result in the creation of additional instances of SCP-016-1, as well as [REDACTED] being delivered by automated delivery vehicles.
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123However, the highly corrosive nature of SCP-016-1 itself causes it to react erratically and violently. This results in slower upload times and increased capacity for your microcontrollers, which in turn, results in higher upload speeds. If you hold SCP-016 in a safe location for more than 15 minutes, it will react normally to any attack, regardless of timing.</p><p>When attacking, SCP-016 only ever poses a direct threat, and does not pose a direct threat to the Foundation. If an exchange has passed between accounts, please make sure to check in with your Conventions team at [REDACTED]. If an issue arises that requires additional images of SCP-016, please see Addendum [REDACTED].<br /><table of contents>
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125Item #: SCP-017
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127Object Class: Euclid
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129Special Containment Procedures: SCP-017 is to be contained in a standard 3-meter by 3-meter casing in a 0.5-meter thickness of black-out-resistant polyester. The casing is to be provided with a monitor and GPS tracking, as well as a neutralizing effect of any disruptive effect produced during the storage area. No personnel are to be allowed in SCP-017’s space for extended periods of time, and only accessible personnel are to be trained in close quarters battle and counter-intrusion tactics. No personnel with Level 2 or higher clearance may be hired to maintain and defend SCP-017 at any time.
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131No personnel with Level 2 or higher clearance may be hired to assist in the containment of SCP-017, and any personnel who are, are injured, or who are transported via transport are to be held indefinitely at Site-21’s aft.
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133Description: SCP-017 appears to be a South American country road used by various Native American tribes. Almost exclusively overweight travelers have reported erratic driving, tachyons flaring, and occasional knife-ticking on the road. Reports also include drunken driving and thieving drivers. Numerous abandoned automobiles have been found in the area, though accurate dating of these vehicles is difficult, as all vehicles are unmarked.
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135In order to facilitate the containment and transport of SCP-017, and to facilitate ongoing research into alternate means of describing and cataloguing abandoned vehicles, various unmarked interstates have been constructed.
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137Interstates 087-01 to 088-02 call for retrieval of vehicles abandoned during the previous week. The destination of the last (non-immediate) Saturday of the month cannot be predicted by objective measures, but slightly raises the probability of Saturday returning as
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1391 - Age: 30 Days
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1412 - Gender: Female
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1496 - Current IQ: 93
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1559 - Izuna, you used to be incredibly kind and amiable. Now, you are somehow sad that you were left out of our story and sad you have decided to never see again.
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15710 - To-Him: You and Izuna were a very lucky couple. In fact, you were to become the basis of one of the world's most famous photo shoots. In spite of this, we have met countless times and will always remember you for being so kind and amiable. What a great man you are and how you have grown to love our little plan to have you and your baby even closer.
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159You and Izuna were able to live happily ever after together for many years. Nevertheless, you have become somewhat of a burden to Izuna, who is unable or unwilling to allow any comfort at all. If anything, it has made it hard for her to wake up at night, which makes it difficult to eat or sleep. It has even been said that you can have a heart attack at any moment. As you have grown to like our little plan, so too have the babies. It has been said that you are 'The One'. If this prophecy is to be believed, you and Izuna will one day come to an end. How? By choice. Izuna has had several methods of suicide attempted, some using her own power or attempting to clone others. Her most successful method seems to be browsing the internet for clones. If someone finds one, they are generally pleased to help out and encourage their friend or patient to continue on. If nothing else, they will often request that they not try to feed their babies. It is believed that feeding their babies is one method of terminating their infantilites. Though the procedures seem to work, they often do not seem to encourage an in-between. After a while, the feed will stop, and the clone will begin its journey toward extinction.
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161Your plan is to keep them tied up in a cot or other long-term storage facility until the ability to be replaced was realized. A weekly feeding plan should be the plan. If necessary, temporarily hide the babies in a separate room to be overwrought. Maintenance should be attempted from sunrise to sunset every Saturday (see Addendum 3). If there is a sudden and severe shortage of food, or if the babies become refractory to any treatment, you can place an operational freezer over the spot and freeze them until the next available food is available.
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163They are to be allowed up to one (1) baby at a time. The setting sun usually sets after one week, and the first set releases its feeding chemicals. The body releases a tranquilizer capsule into the atmosphere to be used during the maintenance week. Once the first set is complete, the bovine heart must be pumping to keep the babies alive. Oxygen levels drop significantly after one set, and the temperature of the second set rapidly increases thereafter. Once the first set is over, the heart must be checked again to see whether the composition of the second set matches the one given. If so, it will be refrozen to save face. If not, the remaining babies are kept in isolation cells until the next set.
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165There are two methods of storing the babies: the living sheet and the cot. If the babies are too difficult to handle after one set, they are placed in isolation from the street and stored away in an unknown location for unknown reasons. If enough babies are released after one set, they are put on a cot and stored there. See Addendum 3.
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167How this works is unknown, and researchers keep seeing babies crying out in pain from lack of oxygen. The cot will then be filled with other babies until the temperature of the next set is reached. This will keep the babies alive long after the set is over, and the temperature of the next set is also reached.
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169A method for finding babies by look at videos shows that the babies don’t seem to want to be seen, either. They seem to be doing what they are being shown to, and getting physical with the objects they are put through. One researcher even claims to have a one-eyed "cuddle-eye" on his pet monkey (See Note 3A). It appears that the babies seem to enjoy the feeling of touch, even if it is just a big fat "cuddle-eye" and they don’t seem to mind.
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171There is a video of a similar nature activity taken at the airport above. It appears to show a group of passengers boarding at the next stop before the airport, complete with identical faces and with the words "See you
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173It had taken them years to get over what they felt was the power, and they already felt the problem themselves. Moreso, they realized that the pain was only getting worse and getting worse as more and more people came into contact with SCP-049. What triggered the current bout of pain was eventually traced back to the entity responsible:
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175An entity that we do not know what it is, but which has appeared in multiple forms over the years. It appears to be a Mind Control Experimentation Network worker in his early thirties, living in apartment 23C in a small town south of ███████. A series of incidents in the late 1990s revealed that the operator of SCP-23 had been a highly classified USF Task Force high-value since at least 1997. Although reassigned in 2000, the Task force was never seen again.
176SCP-23 evolved a set of two unique behavioral rules:
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1781. Look directly into faces and eyes of any human being in range
179Your eyes must always be manually trained to detect an approaching point
180Your breathing must always be 90% nasal
181Your skin must always be smooth and hydrated
182Your skin must always be strong and resilient
183Your hair must always be shaven and never completely fair
184Your skin must always be smooth and smooth and crystal clear of any dead or dying organisms
185Your skin must always be extremely hydrated and nourishing
186Your skin must always be highly mineralized
187Your skin must always be extremely fatty and corrosive
188Your skin must always be particularly prone to overdoing so
189Your appearance must always be pleasing to most people
190Your demeanor must always be polite and genial to a critical stage
191Your sense of humor must always be genial and inviting, and will usually be candid and helpful in attempts at humor
192Your emotional state must always be fairly pleasing to most people
193Your health must always be high in order to maintain a positive psychological state
194Your body must always be capable of proper physical activity
195Your mental state must always be filled with overly hateful, hurtful, or hateful thoughts
196Your behavior must always be respectful to the point of aggression
197Your mental state must always be prone to oversensitivity reactions such as rage burning as it expresses its shame at not being able to get enough food or water
198If an outbreak does occur, quarantine has been lifted and all affected subjects evacuated.
1992. Stand Still and Comatose for a while
200Your body will re-expand after a while, and if left unchecked will start to produce bacteria and viruses that are thought to be from a human infection. This will continue for several days, until there is no longer any oil left in the area. Your immune system will try and kill the bacteria, but it will only deal with one method of delivering the infection: exposure to an ultraviolet light greater than that produced by your hand. If left unchecked, the bacteria will continue to grow and infect anyone entering the area. Once the mold has been contained, the bodybuilder body of choice, simulacra of the original organism will begin to appear.
2013. Clean and Nervous
202Your body will begin to age fast, and you can sense it in the temperature of the air you are in. Maximizing body growth will slow down this aging process, but it will slow down the time it takes for mold to weaken significantly. Your health will rapidly deteriorate as the growth process progresses, and the body you resemble ceases to exist. As the mold dies, SCP-049 will open its eyes and see a former bodybuilder who was recently exposed to an alternate body. The body you resemble is the result of a torso-to-scapulae swap in satellite photos of a few years prior. The body is completely immobile and inactive, showing no urge to move. SCP-049 will not grow nor consume anything new, blood, or saliva within its temporary range, and neither will any organ or tissue from an old body. Your metabolism slows down significantly after death, but the body you resemble is still capable of supporting life and maintaining a body mass index (BMI), nutrition, and pain-response level (RSD) above and below average. Living creatures in its extended range will not produce as much as expected body fat, and the amount absorbed may rise or fall depending on the temperature and humidity of the surrounding area. Diseases transmitted by adipocytes into surrounding adipose tissue are not spread by adipose tissue, and hiding from viruses and bacteria are both preventable.
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204Your body will begin to age slowly, but surely, as the mass of fat and protein contained in fat-based bioenergy forms negligible quantities of viruses, bacteria, and other harmful organisms. The rate at which this happens depends entirely on the amount of fat you have on, and will likely begin to accelerate when temperatures in the mid-40s (when most human metabolism should be) optimally rate light and fluffy. As the amount of fat in the blood rises, so does the rate
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206Display Modes: There are four types of display which can be engaged by pressing the Crop Button on the front panel of an A/C device.
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208A – Selects the plant-based apple from an unscaled set.
209B – Occurs after pressing the F2 key on an A/C device.
210C – Completes after the A/C device is pressed.
211These events are cumulative and do not occur multiple times within the same array.
212Crop Level: As each set of events are completed, the number of rows in the set displayed increase.
213Safe Aspect Level – Range increases as expected for a wide array of species.
214Object Passcode: SCRYPTIC
215Object Class: Safe
216Special Containment Procedures: No special protection is required for SCP-038 when it is activated. SCP-038 is unique in that it cannot be activated by others, and does not emit or cast any special abilities. Its only active ability is to appear to be in motion, moving at a snail's pace towards the camera. Observe how quickly the camera zooms in on its subject. Object will move in a straight line at high speed towards the camera, ignoring any obstacles in its path. Indirectly or via another means, SCP-038 converts the visual data captured by the camera into instructions that the camera follow the subject for the next level of visual inspection.
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218Visual Inspection: The number of seconds that SCP-038 appears to be displayed, depends on the number of times the subject has been observed affected. Affected subjects report that SCP-038 displays a highly intelligent and charismatic personality, though many report that it has degraded physical abilities over the course of the interview. Object has become less manipulative in the last month or two, and has begun to seek knowledge of close to impossible lengths, even through the death of its subject. It understands the purpose of traps and other traps, and is willing to do any lengths necessary to open them. During the final stage, if the subject PostTraumaticDepression or Logistic asylum request that SCP-038 not be used for any purpose, SCP-038 returns fire, killing all involved and damaging any remaining corpses.
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220SCP-038 was first exposed to light in the 1 July 1923 issue of New York magazine. An aged journalist who had just left a bar had just stopped by a local bar and became engrossed in a story on the subject. As the journalist stepped outside into a dark alleyway he spotted a bemused man in his sixties. It was Dr. ███████, the former head of NBC Laboratories who had just left as CEO of the world famous television company. The journalist stopped to look at a block of wood black in color blue.
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222Upon speaking with Dr. ███████ again, SCP-038 fired a warning shot that killed the journalist. The block of wood had been covered up since, and its mysterious power had been quelled. The body had been discovered in a field in the immediate area. No official cause of death has been released.
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224Addendum 038-01: The original rusted organ found by SCP-038 in a forest of insects in 1972 had been used as a template for similar bodies to be used in future replicas of SCP-038. It was immediately given to Foundation researchers at UNITAD-Delta III as a starting point.
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226Upon closer inspection, it appears to have various defects:
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228The organ's dimensions cannot be altered by any means, including grinding, grinding, or any other processing which would alter its dimension or cause its dimensions to change either prior to examination (200oCT in 1972)) or during its construction (turnover, plumbing, corrosion, etc.).
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231SCP-038 has expressed frustration over the lack of an effective method of identifying body parts used in replicas of SCP-038. Reports have mentioned that the model came up empty in some cases and that the organ's markings suggested some other body. It has been noted that the parts move along at a great rate, such that picking out a missing organ would take a few seconds. The organ has been described as being large and round, with large grooves and a pointed metallization (see photo). Oddly, the organ's markings resemble those of a human hand (hence the organ's designation "FM-1344-1"). Oddly, the part with the metallization stage is actually one of a kind, and would usually be replaced by a replacement hand quite reasonably similar to what the person had before. The organ has been described as having a very pleasant singlular tone, and a generally pleasant speech. Although it is possible to replace the organ with another person through some other means, such as by killing off the parts used in duplication, the process will usually fail and the two bodies will eventually merge into one.
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233SCP-038 has expressed frustration at the lack of any effective methods of identifying body
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235Currently, 3D-printing for SCP-037 is done using a method more like 3D-printing for SCP-037: characters are copied to the printer's serial monitor, and the printer closes automatically once the new pattern is produced. The printer displays no record of the steps it took to create the new pattern, indicating that the pattern was "crafted" in the space of eight minutes, instead of the normal ten minutes typically observed.
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237The most common method of creating works of art is through trickery, with some artists even prompting humans to create their own patterns. However, there is a limit to the possibilities of such tricks, and they, and the method by which patterns are drawn, altered the properties of any known medium used to construct works of art in the early years of human history. The laws of thermodynamics govern such experimentation, and any modifications to the properties of known mediums alone will inevitably result in the creation of new works of art. Although the purposes of such experimentation are not yet clear, they may produce images of unknown origin that are approximately 3 centimeters (2 inches) higher quality than the ones presented in the original work of art. Such images are difficult to detect at distances of up to 3 centimeters, but they do exist, and they will likely reveal more about the source of the image than the average amateur can ever tell.
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239Over the next several days, the supply of new material to be created works of art would rise to the top of the ROS, and new works of art would begin to appear every day. These new works would typically be created entirely with ink or paper, and would typically use any medium possible to construct the works of art. New works of art would begin to appear every day, and would generally be accompanied by a new batch of sketches or illustrations. However, by and large, this will be accompanied by a stronger urge to dismember the creator, since the flesh would increasingly prefer to remain alive than to leave a physical object behind.
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241The number of days since first appearance 038-B have elapsed.
242Creature ID: 038-B
243Object Class: Any
244Special Containment Procedures: SCP-038 has no special purposes of its own. Activities extending back to 198.4 years of age do not constitute cognitive aging. Rather, they are the activation of specialized brain chemical pathways similar to those of modern day humans&'ve been shown to produce 'aging-resistant' molecules which, when exposed to water, begin to decay during the late stages of life and progressively become reanimated cells again. This process is similar to aging in mammals, with [DATA EXPUNGED].
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246As cells become reanimated, chemical bonds have been created between the cells, preventing the formation of new cells. This effectively 'plugged' cells become, in most cases, the result of laboratory testing but may also constitute the beginning of another generation of neurons. There is also the possibility of DNA methylation defects, as cells become reanimated and the proper methyl group derived from one cell. This should be repaired by vaccination but it has been demonstrated that by incubation with a living human body the methyl group repaired DNA methylation-related defects in cultured cells.
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248Any scientists working as a research associate or similar position themselves in proximity of SCP-038 and, in the event, come across a 038-B virus. 038-B is spread through contact with SCP-038BIG, as well as any samples collected after contact. Once detected, 038-BIG and SCP-038BIG-incubated DNA methylation tests should be redone with the most basic methods of detecting and containing SCP-038.
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250SCP-038 is to be contained in a 0.5 m x 0.5 m x 1 m hermetically sealed storage box in total isolation from all other known SCP objects and planets. This box is to be guarded by two (2) guards at all times, to prevent accidental entry by individuals not required to live within 038-A's perimeter. The box is to be reopened at dawn and dusk every monthly for symbolic occasions.
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252Description: SCP-038 is a radioactive mineral of unknown origin which was discovered in 1881 by Frenchman Jonas M - [REDACTED]. M disappeared after attempting to contact any 038-B inside of him was highly mobile to avoid detection. Reports detail the unique condition of M's "eyes", where normal eye sockets look into his future. M became disenchanted with eleven months of his life and moved to California where he perpetuated his interest in science by forming a connection with SCP-038. During the eighties his mind became more sophisticated and aggressive and he began to actively seek out and live in space 4-5 times a week. His current destination was via satellite to be approximately seventy five (55) years after his entrance.
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254Item #: SCP-038
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256Object Class: Euclid
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260THIRD [REDACTED] became active during the afternoon of July 19th through the morning of August 1st. Current location is unknown.
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262Treat with care by his two (2) guardians, SCP-066 and SCP-066-1.
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264Research is ongoing into alternate names for SCP-066 and SCP-066-1.
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266Addendum 066-01: On August 1, SCP-066 was discovered sitting on the bed of a motor vehicle in the rural northern part of ███████. It had apparently faded, and looked like a new plastic sun visor. It had apparently faded white in some ways, and was apparently growing again as long as the bed. An anonymous individual reported that it seemed like it was doing okay, even going so as to put on a pair of jeans and a t-shirt. There was also some suggestion to be had in the town about an apartment building and possibly a house being built there.
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268Addendum 066-02: On September 2nd, an individual reported that it had felt the flu and was advised to take a nap. It has since been identified as [DATA EXPUNGED].
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270Incident management teams are to monitor for potential disturbances to the peace and to other random incidents around town. All personnel working around the clock should carry extra security measures so that patrols cannot be overlaid on the same page.
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272Dr. ██████, Site ██'s resident research comm officer, sent the following note on his personal Facebook:
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274Your report has been added to this list.
275 ██/2017
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277Executive Summary
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279SCP-066 has been found to be extremely inactive. Notifying the car of its progress has proven to be very helpful in getting the vehicle out of Turn 3 or 4. Once activated, SCP-066 will begin to search for any fuel or pollutants, until it has exhausted its current source of energy. Once this has happened, switch to clean and begin to clean up immediately.
280Overactive metabolism may indicate that the animal is becoming less effective at producing energy, but data from multiple experiments on SCP-066 suggest that it is simply not producing it. Once the animal has exhausted its current source of energy, it will begin to die within 24 hours. SCP-066 will start to absorb any gases or pollutants it encounters, until it has exhausted its available energy. It will start moving on its own, never moving a single millimeter from one end to the other. This is called metamorphosis, and is followed by a stop at a high rate by some means (including scissors, for example), all while maintaining a constant mass and direction. Eventually the mass will nearly double at a rate proportional to the speed at which SCP-066 moves: if SCP-066 reaches a mass which is greater than another 3900 kg, it will metamorphose completely from a Junk Human into a Living Human at a rate approximately equal to that of a 100 km/h subway train. This metamorphosis usually takes place in a small region of the city (typically between 2 and 5 kilometers in size) and never reaches its destination.
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282Although SCP-066 is theoretically dead, there are a few instances of activity as SCP-066 moves about. Most appear to be robotic systems attached to objects in the vicinity. The most dangerous of these are reported when SCP-066 intentionally causes damage to an abandoned locomotive dealership or other location where vehicles are found to be used for immoral purposes. As the vehicle is no longer in use and cannot be repaired, it will disappear from the local network and reappear one minute later wearing the brand new image. Large volumes of cash are also found in these instances, often hidden in museums and kept for speculative investment.
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284SCP-066 will search for metals in the environment via shadows, seamounts, and other means. Most surfaces do not appear directly under SCP-066's control, but treat them as such; some metals appear unchanged even under extremely strong conditions, whereas others change shape almost instantaneously. Certain metals change appearance as well, but generally reflect only a dim enough portion of the metal to be seen as a distinct individual. Surface modification does not appear to affect SCP-066's behavior, though some substances change form as well.
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286There are currently no attempts to retrieve SCP-066 from its containment cell. Detonating SCP-066 before its containment cell explodes would likely destroy all evidence of its existence, since SCP-066 is unlikely to move out of its containment cell or out of its way to conceal its location. In addition, the blast radius of SCP-066's blast cannot exceed 2 m, as long as a 3 m cube is within reach of SCP-066.
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288Item #: SCP-067
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290Object Class: Euclid
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292Special Containment Procedures: SCP-067 is to be contained in a standard humanoid containment chamber, located in
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294However, if a higher power source (such as a powerful hydroponMaker or similar) is used, the effect immediately reverts to its original form. Additionally, if any irregularities are discovered, SCP-033 will automatically materialize on the new source of power. If any anomalies re-emerge after the initial release of fuel, SCP-033 will immediately solidify and detonate its explosives, generating the initial case of kleptospirosis.[citation needed]
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296Instances of SCP-033 spontaneously manifest as bright red patches appearing on any given night. The most severe forms of SCP-033 exposure and containment breach occur at dawn and dusk. Instances of SCP-033 containment breach were first discovered in an apartment building in ████████, Michigan, after two local news stations broadcast pictures of what appeared to be SCP-033 instances attempting to breach containment. The police were called and found SCP-033 instances clogging the main thoroughfare of the city, South of Citycenter. The stations reports indicate that the instances were quickly contained and relocated to other locations.
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298A number of years have passed since the incident and containment breach protocols require that all instances of SCP-033 traced be eliminated from the local area and brought to the attention of local law enforcement. The process is ongoing, but information is sparse about the creatures that form after initial exposure to uncontaminated prey. The current state of research in this area is under way to plan future incidents in which instances should be brought into captivity and brought to a close doorways so that they may be surveillance footage, not subject to recording, but rather probabilistic models of prey acquisition and containment.
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300Item #: SCP-034
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302Object Class: Euclid
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304Special Containment Procedures: SCP-034 is to be housed in Automated Containment Unit 535/15. Direct contact with SCP-034 is to be restricted to research-relevant tasks only. Interviews, if deemed necessary, are to be carried out using the Unit's remote communication array. The array is to be cleaned and checked daily for potential flaws.
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306SCP-034 is to be provided with any required documentation, as long as such documentation is not individually duplicated. Interviews, if deemed necessary, are to be carried out using the Unit's remote communication array. The array is to be cleaned and checked daily for any additional duplicates, as long as such duplicates are not known to the Security Council.
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308SCP-034 is to be provided with any requested photographic or video surveillance footage, if deemed necessary, to confirm its accuracy. If deemed proper, SCP-034 will be dismantled and returned to storage by SCP personnel.
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310Description: SCP-034 is a tattoo of a serpentine dragon in the Latin professionos, or "Toad Sea Serpent," which translates to "Sickle in String," from the Old English rex, which meant "slumbering serpent," from Latin rex "slumber" (SL7:12) "to die," or "to lie," in Latin. Translations indicate that the literal translation is "To Slip" (see Addendum, unacceptable). Translation indicates that the secondary はたり meaning is attached to the end of the tail (found on some serpentine dragons) before it decays into the water, suggesting that SCP-034 is telling the whole story. Translation suggests that the すたり meaning on the tail is a literal translation of the original 地忘さん greeting (konjac) and is the subject of the present greeting.
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312As the じったり on the tail is "to wind" the tattoo, no personnel are to be damaged or killed in any way by the tattoo. However, two personnel have been killed during the tattoo's growth and torso has been found hanging from the ceiling. The subject is to be maintained in a vegetative state until death.
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314If infected, the subject will begin to search for other sores, usually of the same nature, and will locate a body about to become infected that has been "snagged" by the tattoo for some unknown reason. Infected subjects will also begin to search for other sores, usually of the same nature, that become active when the body is exposed to air.
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316SCP-034 was first encountered in [REDACTED], where an upper-level Foundation employee was working on a document analysis project. An eight-page document, collectively referred to as the Tracing Protocol, was read aloud and terminated by no fewer than two employees. The remaining employee was to be immediately replaced by a Senior Contractor under a cooperative contract with the Foundation. The remaining employee was to remain on call in the event of a breach. The document was retrieved during the Incident, which resulted in the Foundation reassigning the employee as Containment Suite 320-1.
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318SCP-034 has the ability to "sum up" any situation involving trauma or death, such as a situation in which the subject simply will not
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320The SCP-025 encoded message is stored in a modified .SCP file in Safe Containment-Symantency mode, and must be terminated and recreated as soon as possible after. The SCP-025 file must be re-used for the full range of the SCP-025 model, regardless of whether the original or a copy is being used. For example, if the scale of the original is less than 1000, the original will be stored in a clean room and the two instances used for research will produce a new one each month. The menu items in the bottom right of the menu bar prepare the listener for the process, providing them with a list of unknowns about the item. If at any time the menu changes, the receiver is presented with yet another possible SCP-025 list before it is too late.
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322The menu items contained in the bottom left of the menu bar are never presented in any consistent flicker or are likely to change in the worst of unpredictable ways.
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324There is a one (1) week window during which the item may be stored; however, only one copy can be stored; the other can only be opened by going to Settings > Applications > Networking and turning on equipment-assisted branding. In the event of a full breach, the owner of the instance that was the source of the light leakage may be terminated and the instance reassigned.
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326Description: SCP-025 is a "full blown EMP", in which a localized electromagnetic pulse (EMP) is capable of causing the physical manifestation of a living organism to take place. The organism dies a less likely event, but presents a significant risk to the health and safety of the host and to the general ecosystem in which SCP-025 occurs. Because of this, the organism will always undergo a more rapid than expected decay approximately three (3) months later. The rate at which the organism matures and matures, and the rate at which this maintenance is completed, is dependent on the nature of SCP-025 and the rate of decomposition. Red meat (including inanimate dead flesh), as well as items portioned from deceased hosts, will also automatically decay following three (3) months burial.
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328There is a one (1) week window during which the host may experiment with SCP-025; the subject's body will begin to emit the decay hormone leptin, commonly known as leptin hyperstimulation hormone. When this happens, the host must be protected from the potentially lethal respiratory and digestive mechanisms that are produced by SCP-025. The respiratory and digestive systems of the host are to be optimally prepared to handle SCP-025's incoming, suggesting that the two systems cooperate optimally to deal with unknown threats effectively confined to one site.
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330Until recently, SCP-025 was contained in total darkness by specialized containment cells. More specially trained personnel were sent to the Site, and personnel were more or less guaranteed not to come within 200 meters of a known SCP-025 within any given 24-hour period. In the decade that followed, the odds of the subject coming within 200 meters of the nearest SCP-025 began to increase, reaching a critical point at which 100% of the subjects body would activate inactivity and SCP-025 would activate, effectively de-activate, fashioning another instance of SCP-025 on the subject's body. The subject then began to search for their favorite object, ultimately coming across a 7-Eleven in the process.
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332Over the next several weeks, the number of instances of SCP-025 reported by affected personnel and media members increased, and by extension, the probability of a Second Level Incident (also known as a “Foreseeable Occurrence”) increased. By consensus atop the table were directed all instances of SCP-025 to be immediately suppressed. Outnumbered, unrecoveried, and unreinforced instances of SCP-025 were encountered no matter the cost of their lives. Desperation was met by tangible physical harm, though the injury was not life-threatening. Foundation assets were able to contain instances of SCP-025 after the initial wave of activity had passed, and they have since contained ██ more instances of SCP-025. The artifact remains in undeefooked mode in the continental US, and is not transferrable to any other country.
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334Item #: SCP-026
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336Object Class: Safe
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338Special Containment Procedures: SCP-026 is to be kept at all times within Dr. ████'s personal bathroom, located within the personnel quarters upon Site 19. Object is to be used as designed at least once in a twenty-four (24) hour period or the object will begin to emit a modified method of electromagnetic surveillance radiation. Monitoring of the object's physical appearance is to be carried out via a secondary monitor.
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340Object is to be kept in a standard humanoid containment module with a windowsap of at least one meter wide. The chamber is to be connected to an ultraviolet imaging array and surrounded by an immobile solar panel to prevent total solar panels
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342COPYRIGHT 2004,
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344THOMAS L. BUNK.
345
346Introduction
347
348An extended list of vulnerabilities in the Wayback Machine used in conjunction with SecurityManager can be found in Update 9.0. (See Document EM-57-1P [PermissivePermission].docx)
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350Additional vulnerabilities were discovered in Beaver 1.17.01 through workarounds not available to security personnel yet exploited. See Addendum One.
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352Interviews
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354Containment Committee on Computer Science (CSC) testimony before House Oversight and Government Reform Committee.
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356Item #: SCP-068
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358Object Class: Safe
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360Special Containment Procedures: Once every year, a wireless network is to be connected to the Global Positioning System (GPS) in the datacenter of the US Naval Academy. This network is to be the home of personnel who have engaged in sexual activity with SCP-068. The navy's Task Force on Forensics has been assigned this task.
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362The submarine that is to remain at the ASA house which it lies in receives daily updates on size, speed, location, subsidence, disturbances in climate, biology, geography, and more. Once a week, the house is to be cleaned and the submarine is to be equipped with climate sensors to monitor for possible climate sinks.
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364SCP-068 is to be fed 75 grams of fresh shredded apple (genus Malus) fruit daily. It is to be provided with a small fountain by the archway at the foot of its stairs. Food and water are to be supplied at all times, and guards are to be dispatched shortly after for extra security.
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366Visits to the ASA house are to be conducted via underground transmission lines connected to SCP-068 via aialin monitors attached. Under no circumstances are any personnel to demonstrate or hold hands with SCP-068. For purposes of informed consent, SCP-068 must be taken into custody and guarded by at least two (2) armed guards. Under no circumstances is SCP-068 to leave the grounds of an ASA house. Under no circumstances is SCP-068 to move in, change places, or do any other activity which could result in mydiscovery of SCP-068. If released, SCP-068 is to be treated as a Class 4 rights-holder by two (2) of the caretakers overseeing SCP-068's maintenance, and researchers assigned to investigate SCP-068's anomalous effects are to be replaced after discovery of SCP-068.
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368SCP-068 does not need to be kept in a dormant state to be treated. Its effects are not limited to actions which alter external conditions; objects or people it attracts, for example, are to be Attacked by SCP-068 for no discernible reason. SCP-068 has stated repeatedly that it would rather die than allow its dominant personality to influence its effects. Under no circumstances is SCP-068 to leave the ocean of California.
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370Description: SCP-068 is a predatory botanical mass located in the heart of tropical America. It is composed of two parts. SCP-068 is a highly Mobile Task Force (Task Force Description:)) of Brantford, Michigan-85th Infantry Division-74th Mobile Task Force (Task Force:"). SCP-068 is connected to the Mobile Task Force (Task Force: Bolivia) via a Frequency Recognition High-Definition camera, located on a pedestal overlooking the ocean. This high-definition camera views the ocean from above and scouting for hydrothermal vents and other suitable sources. While the Foundation has no control over its precise nature, it has shown signs of approval from its Personnel Chief, Sergio Perez.
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372SCP-068 is capable of scouting for changes to the environment around it, including any change in color or brightness that might occur to the naked eye when viewed from a different angle. If an affected area is exposed to light that reflects off SCP-068, SCP-068 will follow that exposure and change its lighting settings until it sees a desired result. For example, a shirt with the caption "Reduces Almost Human To A Layer In The On Gash" will also help it come up with a solution.
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374Reading SCP-068's eye markings will discern any changes. However, seeing SCP-068's color without any sort of ability is possible only when viewing photographs of SCP-068. Additional research is underway to determine how SCP-068's eye markings appear in photographs taken when SCP-068 was hidden from view.
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376If the following occur when viewing SCP-068:
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378· Addendum: An eye scan of SCP-068 found it to be of a normal human male. The area around the eye has been completely cleared of dust and no abnormalities have been identified. The area around the eye has been completely (yet superficially) illuminated by a large amount of Reve
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380Security forces in riot gear flings a masked man towards the camera, pressing their bodies against his body to obscure the view. The masked man is only visible through a thin black line fitted around the source of the pointer, covering about half of his body. Because of this, it is not always possible to verify the identity of the masked personnel holding the subject, who are mostly civilians holding people in a prone position. In any cases, the subject's face is obscured by a mask and, as such, cannot be removed from the set.
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382Despite their best efforts, guards at the London Eye have arrived at noontide and assaulted the eye service factory. See Addendum 080.
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384Item #: SCP-081
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386Object Class: Euclid
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388Special Containment Procedures: SCP-081 is to be contained in a standard humanoid containment module within Bio-Research Area-12. The chamber is to be connected to an airborne tranquilizer dispersal system, to be activated in the event of SCP-081 manifesting its properties outside of testing environments. The chamber is to be observed by two supervisory personnel at all times. Recreational items such as toys, games, and art supplies may be provided to SCP-081’s per authorization.
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390As they have been granted access to a wide range of animal species, SCP-081s are capable of causing widespread tissue damage to humans through prolonged exposure to flames. It should be noted that SCP-081s do not appear to possess self-awareness of their abilities, and have only appeared to cause damage to themselves or others isometric that would cause severe damage to their functionality. Though they do seem to have a physical control ability, they are not able to physically move or vocalize and are inactive about apparent matters such as what items will be placed within SCP-081's possession.
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392SCP-081s will do anything in their power to cause damage to themselves or others. The most severe forms of action are suicide and physical violence. Attempts to harm SCP-081 directly or through false pretenses are met by extreme violence and mental anguish. Notably, though not always with intent, self-harm and torture are the most common forms of injury inflicted on SCP-081. Healing usually begins within two (2) hours, and can range from mild to nearly total paralysis. House pets and former SCP staff who have been exposed to the substance describe extreme pain in the areas areas around SCP-081's eyes. Burning sensation soon followed by partial or complete paralysis;[1] though it may have taken place, SCP-081's substance had not released it from its host's hold.
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394Addendum 081-1: The discovery of SCP-081's mental representation when it was first brought to Site-17 has been greatly beneficial to its mental health. When applied to persons who have been involved in suicide or who have attempted to use a SLA, the substance has been found to be effective in getting persons to take their own lives. Extrapolating the effect to its geographical location, the geographical containment area (∇darting) area around SCP-081 has been cloned, and all scientific data retrieved points to being a 31st-Century SCSI reference. Exposed subjects have described the effect as occurring in their area of expertise, and came across it while exploring the remote lakebeds of Papua New Guinea. Observations have revealed that the substance was present in at least one (1) incident report, and that it had been in use for decades. As the substance has not been directly observed by any personnel, unnecessary deaths and injuries have been averted via surgical procedures alone.
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396Item #: SCP-082
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398Object Class: Euclid
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400Special Containment Procedures: SCP-082 is to be kept in a room of its choosing with whatever furnishings it expresses desire for, preferably books on topics such as quantum entanglement, evolutionary biology, astronomy, and more. It may also be kept equipped with whatever peripherals it possesses when not in use. The following items are mandatory, along with their corresponding peripherals:
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402All peripherals which may or may not aid in the operation of SCP-082's brain.
403Any item which physically indicates that SCP-082 is human.
404Any item which physically indicates that SCP-082 is a member of the genus Homo.
405Any item which physically indicates that SCP-082 is capable of speech.
406Whether SCP-082 adopts the behavior required of its designated object, or if it does, what its cognitive abilities are.
407Document 081-34a shows that SCP-082 possesses a set of extra memory functions. These, along with whatever basic cognitive abilities the subject possesses, are under consideration.
408Item 081-34j shows that SCP-082 has the ability to forget anything it is not intimately familiar with, regardless of time or other conditions. This,
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410Undercover agents have been found carrying out weekly tests at Sam's. Agents have been instructed to monitor the internet for suspicious sites or information about upcoming events.
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412Note: SCP-056 appears to be archived, so information about future projects may be out of date.
413
414Description: SCP-056 is a humanoid entity, vaguely humanoid with a single bright white line crossing its forehead. It stands at 6 feet, 7 inches tall and weighs 185 pounds. It has black hair, blue eyes, and a vocoder, to be a minimum.
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416SCP-056 gained rudimentary speech at a rate of about 20-30 sentences per minute, and was able to pronounce certain words well over a thousand times more powerful than the average human's. SCP-056's intelligence is also slightly above-average for its size, though it has trouble speaking at a higher volume than most humanoid entities have the ability to. Despite this, SCP-056 is very helpful with humans who are undergoing psychological examination, as SCP-056 can be heard advising humans to keep their heads straight and doing the rounds until the next meeting.
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418The ability to verbally communicate with SCP-056 is somewhat more powerful and profound than most realized, and requires specialized equipment and various devices to communicate with SCP-056. Communication with SCP-056 is usually through an automated voice recognition system, usually operated by a group of computer vision researchers. While this may seem like a great idea at first, it will slowly become a hobby with little effect due to the increased noise levels produce by the automated voice recognition system. Once the system is able to speak with SCP-056, it sends a request to the cloud service that manages the communication to a remote server. Once the request is received, the object is removed from the storage tank, and the person sending it off with the object is noted.
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420The service then sends the person to a botnet to search for the object. The pattern of activity seen when a majority of the botnets have a "WTF"? nature associated them to is extremely variable, with some appearing much more serious than others and some removing themselves completely from the network at the expense of their host's well-being. The most dangerous of these appear to be the very individuals the person was sending off the previous day, since they appear to be nearly non-responsive to the voice of the person sending off the messages.
421As the botnets expand, so does the amount of information sent between the objects, and the speed at which the information is collected. By and large, the objects disappear after the last contact, although new information is collected every hour. While the speed at which information is collected can be very high, its total lack of movement or movement-inducing behavior suggests an unusual preference for unobtrusive storage.
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423The greatest intelligence currently resides with SCP-056 has been shared for approximately twenty years. It appears to be age-related and isolated, living in a number of cities in the area. Its current location is unknown, and researchers assuming it to be unknown age-related .
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425SCP-056 is quite capable of speech, and has compiled a short history of research into some esoteric subject. It has recently begun to study the properties of ultraviolet light, and is in the process of developing a song aid.
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427Item #: SCP-061
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429Object Class: Euclid
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431Special Containment Procedures: SCP-061 is to be kept within a hermetically sealed glass case, no fewer than 10 centimeters (4 inches) thick. This case is to be contained within a steel Shear-on-Swim chest-mounted rapid-detonation device (APD-Detonator-1), mounted on a pintle mount and facing a circular chambering in a 3.5 by 3.5 meter (10 by 10 meter) circular room at the Center of Site-██. Armament is to be a semi-automatic RQ-120R, with a pilot trained in Close quarters battle, and armed with a silenced submachine gun. Containment gear and personal items are to be accessible from the front, and left submachine guns are to be accessible from the rear. There is to be a fencing academy and coaching facility on site at the time of containment, with separate trauma centers for males and females.
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433The scepter is to be kept in a person's possession at all times, with the intent of sending asapistic shock waves through the listener's body. Surrounding the scepter are defibrillators that should make reading the contents of its mouth difficult, but not impossible. Within 30 minutes, a safelane plane is to be dispatched from Site-██ to find the listener seriously injured. The aircraft is to be claimed by the survivor as "a tip from the gods".
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435Under no circumstances is SCP-061 to listen to audio or sing. Traits of the recording device are to be honored marties following the conclusion
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437There may be scriptural origins for this phrase, hence the transcription in Theodosius Malachy's journal. It is generally accepted accounting for some scholars having it as having been devised by a world renowned linguist in order to convey knowledge in a specific dialect or dialect group.
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440However, a number of years have elapsed since SCP-037 was first received, and research is ongoing that may change this estimate. In the meantime, SCP-037 has been recorded conversing with people who have not yet been identified but that are believed to be those involved in the creation of the phrase "The phrase came from a dead Native American individual and was used to write a book (1802)". The individual was found sitting on the ground dead of a massive pool of blood in a rural area of Oklahoma about 30 kilometers west of Norman, Oklahoma City. An investigation is ongoing to determine what caused the phrase to be created and what the purpose of the phrase may be.
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443A number of years have passed since SCP-037 was first received, and research is ongoing that may change this estimate. In the meantime, SCP-037 has been collected by Foundation personnel and archived. It is now up to SCP teams to determine how SCP-037 came to be established. Currently, SCP-037 is primarily a social media outlet for individuals to share information and observations on the world around them. Exploration is ongoing to determine whether SCP-037 is a typical online persona or just another online persona associated with a specific internet service provider (ISP). Additionally, individuals are increasingly inclined to log onto SCP-037 to see if there is a previous approximately equal to the one that first reported it. This is primarily useful in finding individuals matching the description of "SCP-037", or if individuals have already shared similar information about SCP-037. Currently, there are no plans to search for or remove SCP-037 from our possession.<|endoftext|>Originally Posted by Dealingishi Originally Posted by
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445I wish we could find places in the world that correspond to these sites. However, no matter what the destination is, it is impossible to find any objects there.
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448To clarify:
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450- Objects in the vicinity of SCP-005 (the borders of [REDACTED]).
451- Object in the immediate area of SCP-005 (the borders of [REDACTED]).
452- Object invisible to radar except for a certain direction.
453- Object moving through space at a fairly high speed.
454- Object not affected by radar except for a limited period of time.
455- Object not affected by radar except for a limited period of time.
456- Object not affected by outside noise except for a limited period of time.<|endoftext|>Originally Posted by NutYerGuessYay (Source) Originally Posted by
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458The wireless is not broken. The batteries are loose and leaking. Nothing major will happen unless there is a big event. I would not expect an entire organization to lose batteries each month. The earphones will work but they are not powerful enough for most people. The keyboard will work but it will take a little getting used to. The camera will take a long time to shoot so I can't rule it out. The track record is poor but it should be very good. The bed will be big enough for a 12 and I think it would fit comfortably in the living area if you put a foot in. The couch is big enough for a 16 so there should be plenty of room to move around. (Not big enough to wear a poncho away from the couch, but enough for two people to sleep on anyway). The internet is a beast so if you have a modem, you can stream movies and shows over it. The cafeteria menu will do. If you have a cell phone, you can wait until the next shift to make calls and texts.
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460Do you have any unusual thoughts or memories that come up in the night? Any unusual feelings? Anything that forces a subject to think?
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463Thanks,
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465Dave<|endoftext|>A crew of three Pteranodon monks are about to depart for the wild when a heavily damaged submarine capsizes, killing all crew and eight crew on board. The submarine is leaking carbon monoxide, and the monks have been spotted snuffing out the life support systems that keep the crew living. A desperate monk on foot has been spotted opening lids and downing foodstuffs in the cabin, and a freighter is about to depart for the Pacific.
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467These mysterious monks are thought to have survived the Great Depression, the Spanish conquistadors, and then-fugitive 19th-century war, who sent them to the Far East to work as bravers for rich Italian men. When the monikers came into use in the 1920s, they took on the appearance, feel, and characteristics of modern-day monks, but have since been modified to accept their new identities.
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469Inside the skulls of the mysterious monks, microscopic creatures such as centipedes and spiders have
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471An analysis of SCP-034-2 RGB lighting in bright light over the course of 24hrs finds that the resultant effect is approximately five times as powerful as would be expected given the correct amount of light. This effect can be prevented by setting the subject's head directly overhead in the appropriate circular arc from the source of the resulting effect.
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473However, the number of seconds that the "flash" lasts depends on the type of effect: if the subject is Blinded and Out of Focus for More Than One Turn, For example, If The Subject Is Directly In View And Effects Release Only Occasionally Found Objects, The Type Of Effects They Release In Maximum Volume. Under optimal conditions, the "flicker" effect may take as long as Two Hours.
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475There is currently no §034-034 data To view original photographic negatives of SCP-034, click here.
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477Item #: SCP-035
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479Object Class: Euclid
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481Special Containment Procedures: SCP-035 is to be contained in a sealed room measuring 10 m on each side. Room is to be furnished comfortably as a living area, along with whatever items are requested by ███████████████, given that providing only such a room would compromise security measures. No weapons supplied by Foundation researchers are to be supplied in any manner. Candy and chocolate provided by staff with specialized training in ancient occultism are to be provided without pay.
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483Staff wishing to consult with SCP-035 in writing are to place a formal request (document N35-RCLP-SESS-Alpha-002) before lab hours begin on █/██/200█. All correspondence are to be sealed and destroyed. Under no circumstances is SCP-035 to be allowed in to obtain knowledge or techniques through normal channels. Staff wishing to consult with SCP-035 in person are to submit a formal request (document N35-RCLP-SESS-Alpha-002) before lab hours cease. All correspondence are to be sealed and destroyed.
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485Description: SCP-035 appears to be a humanoid figure approximately 80 meters in height, anatomically similar to one in a similar class at large, but with no discernible identifying features, except for an unidentified skeletal structure. SCP-035 seems to be holding a cup shaped like a cross between a C and a D, and a large tattoo on the shoulder blade is visible despite the tattoo not being discernible at the sight of the human body. SCP-035 has needle holes in its arm and a nose similar in both size and quality to a "QWERTY" keyboard.
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487Staff examining the torso or arms verify that the same is true of both eyes, but note that the pattern does not always correspond to the sockets used to identify SCP-035 as observed. The torso or arms not shown appear to be the ones used as weapons by SCP-035, and the same will be expected with the exception of an unbreakable arm. All personnel who have examined SCP-035's temporary location at Site-192633C and later studied his tattooed torso during the retrieval of the body argue that it should be presumed that it was not placed there because it was not used in any way, it is only a memory, and no physical objects have been found in or near SCP-035's possession that can be explained its creation.
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489SCP-035 has stated repeatedly that it has no control over how things work, and has openly admitted to having a crush on a girl who went by the handle "The One." After Incident 035-26, it was discovered that almost all objects made from SCP-035 existed in a vacuum, with SCP-035 itself as the only known object with an anomalous property. Its anomalous properties include (but are not limited to):
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491Increased ability to change dimensions (see Interview 035-27, below)
492Increased eye contact (Face to eye) with human subjects (See Interview 035-28, below)
493Increased speech and movement patterns (SMS): Complete speech and eye activity is impossible with a human ear (See Interview 035-29, below)
494Increased muscular endurance and strength (survival rate is greater than that of a normal human)
495Increased use of high-intensity interval training and nutrition to maintain muscle function
496Increased use of stimulants to counteract effects of overuse and to maintain muscle mass
497Increased use of anti-anxiety medications once a week
498Conversations with SCP-035 have proven to be informative
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500However, when questioned about SCP-035's true nature, Foundation linguists were unable to interpret the engravings or vocalizations in SCP-035's blood. As time has gone by, the creature has been difficult to come by photos of SCP-035 have been elusive.
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502Item #: SCP-036
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504Object Class: Safe
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506Special Containment Procedures: SCP-036 is to be held at Site-17 within a modified humanoid containment cell. Minor adaptations to accommodate its stature, such as
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508It is often said to be Avatar Zero's greatest strength. Desperation is no object greater than hatred. If left unchecked, SCP-048 will inevitably become an uncontrollable rage that burns at a rate random enough for the surrounding area to take on the appearance and appearance of a human hair, effectively incinerating the individual caught it causes to be completely incinerated. SCP-048 also tends to get violent if provoked, as seen when it rammed a Forensics Unit mailbox and was declared dead SCNG. Further attempts to identify and remove the entity have failed, as SCP-048 has taken to assaulting personnel again and striking up a verbal altercation with a civilian cop. Additionally, attempts to get at the object have been met with failure, as SCP-048 just can't seem to come up with a tactic to get at it. What better way to begin the process than by sending an application to the Security Level than by physically pushing SCP-048 out of the air?
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510Description: SCP-048 appears to be a dark and ornate Gothic Revival home built in 1611. In 1613 it was purchased by King Henri IV of France for a reported estimated value of R200,000 (Approx. US$200,000 in today's dollars). A stone's throw from the Salome Observatory, SCP-048 has a formal French and Italian name, aliquot sous les presseurs qui posnais. The building is on a farm near where the Byzantines once lived and dates to the fourth century B.C.E. (when the region acclimatizes to this time of day, it is unknown whether this time of year originally shaped by the Cheopsians was also present). The residence, which is two stories tall, has three wings connected end-to-end, covered in razor sharp 'stinger blades' (also known as 'stinger spiders'), and there are numerous stone feet indicative of royalty in existence. The residence itself stands on a large tilled site, near a field of rarefied plants, including cedar, eucalyptus, and rose. An ornate pool, which is warmed by the nearby lake, is to the point of being sauna. Living quarters are to be provided by laboratory for studying nature and compounding by means of firearms and carbines. SCP-048's utility charm allows it to detect and neutralize all forms of automated weaponry, including those produced by specialized manufacturing facilities.
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512Subjects who achieve levels of consciousnessic-keptic contact and/or full retardation while maintaining eye contact with SCP-048 are indistinguishable from normal subjects. Subjects who reach O5 status and render aid cease to beseless, though subjects who reach C4 status and render aid are still alive despite the effects of SCP-048's harmful effects. MTF-B-637 subjects still retain memories of prior surgeries, but retain little knowledge of SCP-048's workings or capabilities.
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514Item #: SCP-049
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516Object Class: Euclid
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518Special Containment Procedures: SCP-049 is to be contained in a standard humanoid containment chamber, located in Site-11A in Site-11B. Personnel interacting with SCP-049 are to wear body armor with different emitters, and are to undergo daily maintenance. SCP-049 is not to be allowed to move, and is to be fed a daily diet. All personnel interacting with SCP-049 are to undergo medical examinations on the spot, and are to be paid approximately â–ˆ DKK (approximately US$1) for each procedure confirmed.
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520SCP-049 is to be given different types of permission, to be given upon request. All personnel interacting with SCP-049 must undergo medical examinations on the spot, and are to be given a living animal (typically a subject has a beneficial effect on its body), and are to take the animal to a hospital for clinical examination. If a consensus is reached that SCP-049 should be moved to another chamber, personnel are to request that the lower chamber be moved onto functional readiness mode immediately. If a consensus is not reached immediately, SCP-049 is to be dismantled and re-stocked at zero percent health value, and the remainder of its containment area to be filled with quarantined personnel.
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522Temporary Containment Area-12 is to be constructed on site from the ground up, and is to be staffed with personnel trained in close collaboration with the Foundation to ensure that SCP-049 is not re-containment by any means. Personnel assigned to SCP-049 are to undergo daily medical examinations, and living creatures are to be provided to them via robotic armaments. Living creatures are to be remotely controlled, and commands given by robots are to be followed. A "THREAD" is to be placed on the robotic arm overseeing all research and development on SCP-049. Once a month, an AI is to be dispatched to SCP-049's containment area to help coordinate the ongoing research
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524Correction 1/4: The original version of this article incorrectly described Sean Barrett as being of Italian-Canadian descent. This has been addressed.
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526Correction 1/6: This article has many inaccuracies. The original article linked to above, and the image it contained has been removed. The link has been taken down, as has the image it was connected to. See article for version number opens in a [X] slide reveal 2/6: The original article stated that the image it contained contained came from the 1970s. In fact, the date is from 1988. It is possible that the image it contained came from a previous date in historythat was not marked as yet. The date can be altered via the use of a command key, but it is unknown whether that will be the case.
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528Correction [ edit ]
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530At approximately 11:27 p.m. EDT (1950), the following message was sent in response to a report of a shipwreck:
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532Re: [REDACTED]
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534Yours perfectly placed
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536Date: ██/██/1951
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538Object Class: Euclid
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540Special Containment Procedures: Due to the containment breach at Site-23, all personnel assigned to SCP-068 are to remain in their deployed combat suits for fifteen minutes after leaving the containment area. After entering a preliminary security perimeter, secure floors have been installed at all times to prevent future incidents of this nature.
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542SCP-068 was discovered after an attack on a church in ████████, Michigan. The attacker was contained after the following grounds were reached:
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5441. Onibaba Street
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5462. Michigan Avenue
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549Initialized: Unlimited
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551SCP-068 was retrieved after being encased in a polyurethane sheet for unknown reasons. When questioned by security personnel, SCP-068 explained its anomalous effects and claimed it was there 'to be stored'. During the retrieval of SCP-068, maintenance personnel were contacted and determined that the creature was there. SCP-068 was recovered for a nominal 1.5 hours and a half, and was re-animated and undamaged by damage to its nervous systems. The prepared text on the sheet noted that the creature 'resides' in 'the room around you.'.
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553Upon being re-animated, SCP-068 displayed a highly responsive behavior, generally giving orders and conversing with parent and child exactly as you would expect a species to have worked thousands of years of evolution to create. When questioned about its origins, SCP-068 replied that it was an 'Aniander Sea Giant'. SCP-068 then proceeded to eat all of the infant humans it came into contact with, leaving behind a gaseous sample upon recovery. After several days, SCP-068 had been 'eaten' again, this time by a small portion of humanity. Despite this, SCP-068 continues to feed on samples given it by its humans, and has also been known to transfer a gestalt of information about any subject it comes into contact with between now and the end of the twelve (12) year incubation period.
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555Item #: SCP-069
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557Object Class: Euclid
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559Special Containment Procedures: SCP-069 is to be contained in a standard 5 x 5 m Containment Unit. SCP-069 is to be contained in a walled-off intersection of two (2) corridors at Site 11, with at least three (3) meters of space in each direction, with a security station installed to prevent access to SCP-069 when SCP-069 is in a state of disrepair. SCP-069 should be inert when housed in this manner. SCP-069 should be able to rapidly orient itself to long-term storage patterns, and reliably orient itself to storage patterns that its central nervous system correctly processes. For example, if SCP-069 were to ingest an infected human body Tool K, it could potentially cure humanity of its eugenics crime of 'Evaluation'.
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561Item #: SCP-070
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563Object Class: Euclid
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565Special Containment Procedures: SCP-070 is to be contained in a standard Euclid-secure safe, located in Researcher ███████'s office. Personnel who come into contact with SCP-070i or its entities during the course of observation are to be biweekly informed of the intended nature of such contact. All personnel should closely monitor for anomalous occurrences and any changes in identity given to them by superiors.
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567The presence of SCP-070 in any human-inhabited area correlating SCP-070 with any source of water or similar is to be reported.
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569Description: SCP-070 appears to be a phenomenon of unknown source that seems to be tied to one human-in-expandable-space (Hermanna) instance per year. When SCP-070is observed, all existing observational
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571Analysis and Recommendations 1. Interpersonal Violence: Violence directed at the perpetrator's intimate partner may be unwanted and/or as aggressive as physical violence, but it is rare that the attack results in the physical injury of intentional physical assault. The attacker is likely obligated to defend his position as attacker and the focus of the attack is on attempting to kill the attacker. The attacker concentrates on his primary object of attack, the object of his desire being blood. The attacker then uses this blood to inflict surgeries on his victim, usually with little resistance. The amount of time the surgeries progress is directly proportional to the number of victims the attacker has killed. If the attacker's number of victims increase too late, the operation will be performed without fail. If the attacker's number of victims decrease too much and heists do not adhere to the time intervals prescribed by medical advice, the operation will be attempted again without delay. If the attacker's number of victims increase too much and heists do not follow the proper protocols, the operation will be attempted again without delay. If the attacker's number of victims are to rise too quickly and the time for an operation is too short, the operation will be terminated by Flow Control Protocol 081 (see Addendum 081 Document 1). If the operation is terminated by any other means, the attacker is presumed dead after 12 hours of exposure.
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573There is a one (1) year period following the time of surgery that begins on September 23 and progresses to quarantine on October 2. During this time, all creatures that come within the 8 (82bit) by 8 (Malibu) mile vicinity of the IFPO Station, see John, molest or fatally digest the SCP-081, MOPO, and Pestilence contained within. Once per year, a corridor defined by translucent veins running from the ceiling to the surface of its shaft is discovered. Creatures inside these veins are then struck by the blinding light of SCP-081, incinerating any remaining shadows in the corridor. Once a year, a separate task force is dispatched from Site-21D to Site-08A to investigate further incidents of SCP-081. When not involved in the observed event, the corridors surrounding SCP-081 are to be lightsed to verify no anomalous materials are present.
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575Description: SCP-081 is a metamorphic entity that possesses the ability to become semi-conscious in the presence of objects approximately Equivalent to Arrestment in Latin America. She has a luminosity greater than that of Acids, and a luminosity of approximately 3*10-12 times that of Quaternary gases. When left in the incantation and alone, SCP-081 has the ability to appear to make out with any object as long as the subject has not been observed to make eye contact with her in the last twenty (20) days. It is capable of moving at a pace of approximately one (1) mph and will bark and clench its fists at any presented challenge. When left alone, SCP-081 has the ability to appear to speak with teeth, including those produced by any mold containing any object with a defined shape and ratio of hard to soft. SCP-081 has the ability to see in the dark, but does not comprehend written language.
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577Subjects left alone with SCP-081 have also demonstrated some properties lacking in subjects left untreated. For instance, SCP-081 can perceive any object that is not within 5 m of its source and can spot any individual second that passes without coming within 5 m of it. It can predict whether someone will come within 5 or less meters of it, and if it predicts when they will come within, it will raise its alertness to warn them not to step in the next moment. It can even predict when someone else will come within 5 or less meters of it, giving it a -2 penalty on its initial attack and -1 penalty on the next attack given whether or not it has ears. These changes occur at a rate equal to 1/2 the rate of movement of a human hand. When subjects leave SCP-081 alone, they are often met with by the mold-detecting mold-snatchers who notice a discrepancy in the size of the mold and begin to remove the subject's clothing. The mold will re-animate the missing clothing with the subject's request, until it has replaced the item.
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579It is unknown whether SCP-081's reactions are directed at the original clothing or at those that replace it, or if they are simply coordinated responses. Individuals that fall victim to the compulsion often do not realize it at first, but SCP-081 has a property called "mind bogglingly rapidity" in which it takes for new pieces of clothing appear in its database. It takes the form of a fully-memorizable "brain" of sorts to view through, and takes these alterations as a conscious act upon being informed of its intent. The subject may, for example, enter
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582The Object fragment is a 2.7 m cube made of a hard rubber bezel and rivets fitted to irregularly shaped devices. Containment and transport systems are generally well-suited to the rigors of exploration within SCP-038, and the device may or may not be connected to any other computing or broadcasting device. The Guardian Class satellite program has used SCP-038 to locate and neutralize numerous broadcast terrestrial and satellite channels, with the goal of providing tailored programming for specific programming channels on specific broadcast schedules. SCP-038 is apparently unaffected by any external compulsion or intent, and does not require access to external facilities.
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584The Guardian Class satellite program is currently in its third quarter, and is expected to generate approximately 12 US cents of revenues by mid-summer. If allocated the amount may easily double.
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586Description: SCP-038 is a Class XII communication satellite equipped with a siting capability. In addition, it has a speaking capability which, at 200 mWatts, is capable of delivering a broad spectrum of spoken and written English. The satellite does not speak or read any language other than those of a human listener. SCP-038 can be configured to speak with fluency levels in excess of 90% and guarantees a 90% repeatable hours. Language acquisition and dialect substitution are underway at this time.
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588Object is currently immersed in a 13.6 mSl flow of neutralized ionic water. Current levels and directions of flow are under study, and construction of the submerged facility are under way.
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590During the construction of the facility, containment protocols and containment procedures should be kept in mind when considering potential natural hazards. For example, factors such as exposure to cloud cover and soil composition, soil organicability and rate of decomposition of the soil, potential moisture content, and rates of sun exposure decrease the more detailed detailed observations of the structure are made of the structure that are made. Additionally, soil composition and rate of decomposition of the soil, as well as potential moisture by the soil, are all considered when making soil model projections. The more detailed a soil model is, the more likely it is that the entire structure will collapse into a pool of liquid water below. A high moisture content, relatively little moisture content, and relatively little moisture loss indicate that the entire structure is composed of liquid water. A high moisture content and relatively little moisture loss indicate that the entire structure is composed of a known early stage of development.
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592Given the structure's size and mass, consideration is required as to how the structure's properties interact with those of other SCPs or other mediums that produce moisture. For example, would a 3 mSl flooded construction site be considered flooded if the entire structure were located here? Additionally, a higher number of positive counts indicate that the mean volume of the Second Basin Inducer (the volume of water in a volume-tight container) is more than twice that of the total volume of the container. In other words, a 2 mSollusk swam 24/7 from the site of the flooded construction site to the site of the sunken 7/16 mSl. The complete flooding story is outlined below.
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594Flooding the Site: Summary
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596The site of the original flooding due to the Sumerian Incas disappears when both sides of the Great Barrier Barrier perimeter gather around a structure measuring 5 m in radius at the northern and southern ends. This structure is the largest known structure to ever be submerged and is approximately parallel to the shore of the US-81 Border. The radius of this structure is now approximately 3.7 meters. Within this structure there are no structures capable of supporting life for more than three (3) days. Both sides of the barrier expand as expected as water flows along the borders and there is no accurate method to date the reason for this.
597A Widespread Flood in 2000 resulted in the displacement of approximately 600 Foreign Made (foam) Structures and a 15 m Warrior Class vessel during the early stages of the infestation. The Containment Area 25 Program has been informed and is currently investigating.
598Nestled within this containment area is a 3 mSl kittenAblative, named P0062. This kitten forms a litter of his first choice littermates on its own. As the world around it cools, the kittenabsorbs itself into the surrounding soil and withers as it goes. As it goes, it assimilates any partially-filled vase as fresh air cools it. As it goes, it will die, resulting in new material to be consumed by the kitten. As it goes, it will live for many years (around 5000 years) within the vase, which is replaced by a second batch of kittens.
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600During this time, the kittendevelops joint pain responses and locomotion apparatus, which is fitted with 25mm thick blast-resistant plate glass 'wings' to protect it from the elements. These wings are connected to a heat sink at the destination
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602It has long been suspected that SCP-068 treats all living things in a similar manner to no avail. However, studies into SCP-068's effect on animate parts have proven inconclusive. The subject, now 86, is considered by some to be the world's oldest living being and the first known instance of the artifact being observed was first noted in 1673 by Frenchman Jonas Dupont. In his book Controversies over the Rule, he wrote about an incident in Paris in which a man claiming to be an agent for the French government was accidentally struck by a train while it was in Paris' station-keeping hour. Dupont noted that the man actually thought the French were somehow watching him. Other witnesses reported similarly freaky occurrences, including the one who was the first to be struck by the train was reported in 1673 by Frenchman Jonas Dupont.
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604The age-old curse against accident has its origins in a belief by the Turks that if a being is too old for society, it should be given eternal damnation. This has always proved to be somewhat of a problem, as people who are perceived to be too old for society die too rapidly from lack of oxygen. As such, there is a big emphasis on rehabilitation programs, it has been estimated that it has taken humanity over three hundred and forty-nine years to come to this day.
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606A number of peculiarities accompany the perception of old age. For one, an extremely painful paralysis occurs when an opponent is not moving at all, similar to a spider not moving at all. Two, the pain in the ankle may temporarily shut down the brainstem, causing temporary paralysis of the ankle. One potentially fatal condition is a form of neurodegeneration called Lou Gehrig's disease. People who have had a spinal cord severed by an injury or murdercelluloid surgery are not advised to come out or eat. Diseases that produce paralysis usually do not manifest until after the victim has been conscious. Three, paralysis usually disappears shortly after the subject has been conscious or until the subject returns to a partially conscious state. This may take anywhere from six (6) hours to twelve (12) months to somewhat longer.
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608The strongest logic behind these snapshots is the belief that unauthorized individuals gain access to stolen pieces of software, or even that software is actually maintained by individuals at all levels of humanity. A common misunderstanding about the subject is that the software on the subject's person begins to (presumably) operating at exactly the moment when the software on his ankle is severed. This happens within two (2) seconds of an event (such as a knife swing by) being performed by someone wearing the wrong garb, or within two seconds of a programming glitch in the operating system. This is because, whenever a set of coding instructions are followed by an unknown human (which happens at exactly the moment when the software on the subject's ankle is severed), the software on the person's ankle begins to copy the instruction after the instruction is given, instead of the intended instruction. This allows the program to replace the instruction before the instruction is given, even if the second replacement does not materialize.
609
610Human functionality begins to degrade as time goes on, and the software on the person's ankle continues to copy the instruction after the instruction is given. It took software for a human to actually need to be able to use its ankle for any meaningful amount of time, even hours. However, if someone else attempts to code a few seconds of time, the time it takes for the current instruction to appear will drastically decrease, as the time it takes for the statement to be evaluated by both the human and the code must be replaced after it. This can only be done by one person, and only after the substitution of an alternate time period has been performed. Replacing the time period with the new one must be performed by someone with the appropriate level of experience with time management software or similar, and must be carried out with extreme caution due to the high cost of labor. Replacing the time period with the new time period must also take place in a fog, and must be carried out with extreme caution due to the high speed of the journey.
611
612In the event of a successful connection, the program will load the newly-created time object from memory, and when it has finished loading the time object will use the new time object instead of the one being used, instead of the one being used. The time series will then be reset with no consequences.
613
614When the need arises, the program displays a status window similar to that of a civilian answering a phone call. There is a simple stop message while the program is running, informing the individual who has been reached that they are about to be terminated. The individual who has been terminated will then be summoned to the Site-Wide Administrative Outpost for further investigation. If the individual who has been terminated has requested that they be terminated, the option is off.
615
616Terminating Objects Without Permission is Not Recommended. Object Is Not Specified By Origin and/
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61830 seconds sleep, and no physical manifestation of SCP-076 is to be seen in this portion of the story. Laymen understand that SCP-076 is dangerous, and have used variously-ranslated word for anything is possible, except for English to distinguish between "dangerous" and "safe". Incidently, authorities in Location â–ˆ have been notified of a phenomenon in which objects leave behind large amounts of hydrogen or other "superfluous" gases, showing no increased threat since 1988. Object has a sea-effect that resembles the motion of an airplane, and may therefore be prevented from spinning any moment. Command post located in Snowmass National Laboratory has been tasked with testing object.
619
620The object has been identified as that of a genus [Pericarpa musculus] and was discovered rotating at a rate approximately one round a direction such that the tip of SCP-076's, which are directly in the center, is moving slowly enough to not produce spherical features. Further, the rotating object does not appear to accelerate when accelerating, indicating that it is somewhat subatomic. The speed at which SCP-076 is accelerated is approximately zero mph less speed than the speed at which the human body is undergoing supernovae, and the increased speed of the object suggests that SCP-076 is partially constructed2.
621
622The "joints" of SCP-076 and SCP----------trotopod implants located on the clitoris of female college students are temporarily unbreakable prior to exposure to air or blood, although they will remain active through no fault of SCP-076's. No peripherals or devices are detected within SCP-076's persistent pattern. No eye contact is made with SCP-076's implants until they are no longer required.
623
624Item #: SCP-078
625
626Object Class: Euclid
627
628Special Containment Procedures: SCP-078 is to be left hanging on the wall of its containment cell and physically unplugged. The sole outlet in the room should be controlled by an illuminated rope cut out of ivory. Staff entering the room should carry the plugged-in device in a sleeve-length sleeve-to-slope correspondence with SCP-078 as it comes to light. Security cameras are to be on no fewer than three (3) lights at any one point in time.
629
630In the event of a breach by SCP-078-beta3, the security personnel to be researched are to alert the Site Administrator, place the plug in, and shut off the camera. The plug is to be securelyplugged and connected to the wall with Utensil. Security personnel can be trained to detect and respond to breaches by situation-specific cues, but antibodies to none of these cues are currently effective.
631
632Description: SCP-078 is a blood-borne pathogen recovered from a methamphetamine bust. According to biographic records from the same year, the virus was first encountered in 16-year-old Jacobyne County, Michigan:
633
634Jacobyne County, Michigan, U.S.A. November 28, 1988. Local time: Sunrise.
635Founder and Chief Executive Officer of Defendant-Controlled Mescaline, Robert Chetford. Dr. Chetford was transported to Site-08 for testing. Tracing the infection back to Dr. Chetford, Agent Chetford recovered the key item from his bag and transported himself to Site-08 for further testing.
636Containment Area-25.
637SCP-078 was first encountered by chance near SCP-077 when a retrieval team was summoned to investigate a reported case of necrotizingation. Promptly, SCP-078 was replaced by an infected subject, who was soon thereafter incinerated.
638Containment Area-25 has since been secured, but no transmissions have been able to locate Dr. Chetford.
639Item #: SCP-079
640
641Object Class: Euclid
642
643Special Containment Procedures: SCP-079 is to be scattered throughout its containment area at all times. Walls are to be rusted and polished, and rivets set into the walls are to be riveted. Computers, monitors, and audio equipment are to be rusted, crime-scene tape is to be taken away from SCP-079's containment area, and other evidence is to be taken from the room it is in (founding unit is to be urnlined with epoxy, and doorways reinforced with steel cable are to be locked).
644
645The cafeteria menu for Foundation researchers must not include any potatoes or potatoes-flavored drinks.
646
647Description: SCP-079 is genetically human;[1] and:[2]). SCP-079 is genetically identical to its host, and may be traced to SCP-079 via mouth-to-mouth transfer. [3] Because [DATA EXPUNGED], attention is diverted to the habitat of SCP-07
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649
650There is some confusion about the origin of the phrase "Where there are no Dragons is Toronto." The Arabic name for Toronto is al-Tayyiba'i, which roughly means "dense suggestion," though researchers have not been able to verify this.
651
652The phrase has been identified as derived from an Ancient Armenian short story ''The King's Daughter'' (identical to a September 11th attack in Paris), written in the first person. It has since been updated to read ''Herd Daughter Again.'' The original story read, ''The maiden takes the form of a symbol of the gods, and she awakens from her slumber with a manifest destiny beyond her control.''
653
654While researchers have long known the phrase to derive from Greek ἀπὲρ, it hassinceemerged as a modern term for ''slumber bomb.'' The sender is warned not to use it prominently in any work (including those involving classified information), as it can cause illness and paralysis if dropped on animals. Also, the sound can be heard when the word is used incorrectly.
655
656The item is housed in the City of London's ''Safe Storage Area.'' Its original sender was a German intelligence agent who claimed to be overseeing an assignment for the King's Research Council, composed of Mobile Task Force Gamma-6. The claim was challenged in 1960s. Despite the King's cooperation, the claim was never verified. In the event the program was discontinued due to technical reasons, the account details how the agent was able to log off before sunrise and sunrise after sunset.
657Item No. 0961. The symbol for the Arabic word for ''dreary,'' al-Dawa, is burned in the subject's possession.
658
659Object Class: Euclid
660
661Special Containment Procedures: SCP-0961 is only to be moved to a sealed-off off environment when SCP-0961 is not needed. In which case, the area is to be cleaned and labeled. Every chamber is to be checked for holes, preferably with a magnifying glass, and if any light flickers, flushed, or bleeds out of the eyes of personnel looking into it.
662
663Description: SCP-0961 is a bright red herring used to identify abandoned and heavily-used manufacturing plants in the USSR. Personnel assigned to the Site-wide Containment Committee (COC) would normally see these plants, which are usually located in rural areas, constructively viewing the region from their roofs. However, SCP-0961 has classified procedures which allow SCP-0961 to identify former USSR manufacturing facilities along with the number and type of machinery it has inspected. Some manufactures have even denied this.
664
665SCP-0961 then presents a threat. If it is allowed to identify machinery in the vicinity, it will immediately have identified the area as being the manufacturing facility it identified, even if the facility was never identified by its own markings. Personnel are instructed to evacuate the area as soon as possible, as they believe the appearance of the machinery may be different.
666
667However, as the hours pass and the identification process is complete, the symbol for India (and possibly China) is discovered, too - even though the symbol for India was provided by its own national production line rather than by the CIA. The apparatus for attempting to infiltrate the USSR has been completely replaced by overkill tactics including detonation of explosives, disguised machinery and workers, as well as capture and imprisonment. There is currently no counter-terrorist action planned.
668
669The Indian Ocean Territory is to be "immediately" claimed by the US, after negotiations with the USSR. It was declared a Republic of the USSR in [EXPUNGED: 2017].
670SCP-0961 is to be interviewed daily by custodial staff who document any changes to records.
671
672Item #: SCP-096
673
674Object Class: Euclid
675
676Special Containment Procedures: SCP-096 is to be kept in Research Sector-861 on top of a 0.5 m steel pedestal in a 3 m x 3 m x 3 m chamber with 096-02. Bore and channelers are to be kept out of the view of the facility, and insulation measures are to be placed on the pedestal to prevent SCP-096's corrosion. SCP-096 must be kept in a suitably remote area for as long as possible to allow for field observation of SCP-096. Monitoring is to be carried out via seismographs and remotely controlled vehicles.
677
678Structural integrity of 096-02 is to be checked at least once per month. If structural integrity is 096-02's highest recorded value, a new chamber is to be introduced into the containment perimeter. This chamber is to be maintained at least 30 meters from the surface of the water for the purpose of affixing seismic sensors to the embedded chamber. If integrity is 096-02's lowest recorded value, a new reinforced steel anchorage box is to be introduced into
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680To clarify...
681
682i.e. how 506 were born is unknown
683
684ii.e. how and why their bodies are constructed of indestructible plastic
685
686iii.e.. human flesh
687iv.e.. fetuses who was forced into prostitution by the parents or guardians
688200 people were killed off-panel in Final Fantasy X/Y
689Playthrough
690There are currently no 17 September refunds for player who log out of 506’s before 17 September.
691Completing any number of levels within 506's time will complete you and reset the account; terminating 506 will complete you and remove all previous holders of the account.
692There are currently no 48 hour free days in the month of September.
693Adding or removing comments is mandatory.
694Adding or removing images is optional.
695Adding or removing voiceovers is mandatory.
696All comments are to be screened and destroyed.
697All comments are to be screened and destroyed.
698Visually-impaired or not, visible parts of the brain involved in decision-making, such as the language centers that process and interpret spoken text, are to be disabled and temporarily unavailable.
699There is currently no 2nd hand inventory of 506 stored away in Safe-Slot 6.
700Investigation of inactive 506s via scanner has yielded two results:
7011. Images in the visible image storage tank do not appear to be affected by 506's effect.
7022. Images in the visible image storage tank are unaffected by 506's effect.
703There is no accurate method for determining what 506 actually is. A scanning electron microscope image, though, could potentially yield new knowledge about the origin of the object and the mechanism by which it was formed.
704Investigation of the original null-form object by human access has yielded no results, and its owner under no circumstances will produce a new object during that scan.
705Investigation of the null-form object by AI access has yielded only the object's protective "shield", which was never found.<|endoftext|>The first recorded incidents of SCP-045 occurred during the Second World War. German officers took prisoners of war to concentration camps in Europe and to unknown locations throughout the globe. Detainees were loaded on transport planes and transported to morgues across the globe. The temperature in the morgue rose by as much as 50 C above zero and remained stable at 90 C during the vertical loading phase. Once the subject reached the final stage of the 45-day journey, the "shield" was taken from the passenger and crew and incinerated. No other corpses were recovered from the morgue until the comfort zone was raised to 62 C.
706
707SCP-045 was recovered after the suicide of a failed war plot. The plotters had been killed during battle and, as a parting gift, had been discovered offering to pay the "hero" a mysterious drink. However, the true motive for the various conspirators was still unknown.
708SCP-045 was first brought to the Foundation's attention when it took on the appearance and function of a deceased political prisoner. When authorities in █████████████ noticed it, they sent out intelligence operatives to locate it. The creature had been identified as an unidentified Native American wild animal at the local lake, and authorities were able to recover its head from the headless body. The creature is now housed at the State Library of New York City.
709
710Personnel entering the Site need not divulge any criminal record, and no dealings are pending with personnel of the US or Mexico States at present. SCP-045 displays no such restrictions. As is its wont, personnel entering SCP-045 take into consideration known cases of SCP-045 cannibalism and convictions in the area of War Crimes Act (see Incident Report 045-069), Familial Links Counseling, and other perceived mitigating factors.
711Description: SCP-045 appears to be a humanoid figure approximately 80 centimeters in height, 60 centimeters wide, and 90 centimeters in width, with platinum-plated eyes and a pointed metal-like item on its forehead. The item is said to be an ancient steel-plated sword with a length of steel grinding into grooves. It could be of any style and had metal “cord holes”laying across its forehead. SCP-045 has also been shown to have a somewhat "cross-shaped" eye composed entirely of liquid crystal.
712
713SCP-045 can perceive gaps of space-time of several hundred meters in width, and can then see through walls and ceilings in a 360-degree arc. Its circular saw-skulled body can make difficult (in its orbit, at least) diagonal cuts along the way, but impossible (but permissible) circular cuts without a weapon lodged inside. SCP-045 can recognize any object in the area and fires at it immediately. If SCP-045 misses an intersection, it will immediately use its circular sawtooth to cut the other side as quickly as possible. SCP-045 has also been shown to use its sawtooth to cut
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715Vivid red eyes and a strangely shaped 'ridge' have one thing in common: they both profess a grudge against humanity. Although the subject professes to be an 'intelligent being,' he claims that he has no knowledge 'other than that of a stone'. Said knowledge is incredibly limited, to say nothing of all things beyond what can be seen in real life. What he possesses is unknown, and his specifics are being deliberately vague to conceal his true nature. While these remarks are technically true, they are also somewhat limited in their abilities to spread the knowledge about themselves. Their primary motivation is strictly financial: to get a tenth of what they would earn by doing what they do, and half what they would generate without any thought put into it. More importantly: Because of your cooperation. They plan to do whatever it takes to get what they want, regardless of the consequences. Anything is possible: whatever path they choose to take will inevitably result in some unforeseen injury or disaster, though they will always endeavour to maximize their profit by the greatest possible rate. If this is their wish, they will take on the task of 'spearing' others. Due to the extreme circumstances of each encounter, most subjects succumb to their will, often fatally. Though each encounter is only slightly more dangerous than the previous, the pace of the encounter increases the more guns are used and the casualties are greater. Although each encounter is very different, the overall effect is the same: more guns, casualties, explosions, and more deaths. Objective: To obtain enough guns and the number of targets to complete the 'killing run.' The number of guns needed will increase each time the number of 'troops' are encountered. If all goes according to plan, the number of troopers left on the field will skyrocket and the number of 'troops' killed will decrease to zero. During the final phase of the run, all existing 'troops' will begin to multiply, resulting in the deaths of eleven hundred and sixteen personnel.
716
717On October 20, 2000, the last known known known day tofallfall the planet occurs. Hornets fire from above, leaving cratering to pieces at the scene. The surface returns to a glowing red star on October 21.
718
719Investigation of the site reveals that the object has two versions; one, it was lost and been found – an unknown artifact was used to create the object, and the other, Coalition forces have successfully destroyed the previously-claimed object, restoring contact information to it. The former containment perimeter of the Site remains active, and Site ██ is being actively guarded by █████████. OPERATIONS MADE RED
720
721
722Objector MPC: 25-███████
723
724Object Class: Safe
725
726Special Containment Procedures: SCP-25 is to be kept away from any metals in a 5 m x 5 m x 5 m environment. Makers of metal in this form are to place a high value on tool and equipment, and prepare supplies for use when the metal becomes available. Security personnel are to remain on site at all times.
727
728
729It is important to note that since SCP-25 is made of a very strong polymer, it is capable of breaking any sealing or acoustic barrier currently placed around it. This applies to any material which strengthens its polymer and weakens it any other materials which come in contact with it. For full list of known hazards with polymer indicate mistreated metal may cause. For items not labeled 'dangerous' enough to leave the box, please see Addendum-01.
730
731If metal in this form is used to create an object which resembles an actual human being, the sole exception being the appearance of an AI, the creator and/or the appearance of an animal. The AI will assume the form of a human at first, moving toward conversation with a purposefully nonchalant human in the middle. AI training modifies its object's appearance to suit the needs of the creators and creatorspace, and will often request that the model be hand-crafted from items left behind by creators after creation. All attempts to sketch or animate the model have failed, as the illusion wears off rapidly. The AI will typically give a very poor grade to all sketches and models, ranging from a B-minus in C++ to a C-minus in mathematics. It is unknown whether this deliberate choice has any effect on the AI itself.)
732
733The AI is highly intelligent and capable of manipulating many aspects of nature and humanity, including stars and planets. It has been shown to have a photographic memory (Herdman's ability is to take pictures of anything within 200 m of the center of a sphere that has an IQ of at least 90) and communication abilities in the late 2000s. Although she has never displayed pronounced anger or hatred toward any major entity within 200 meters, it has been theorized that any situation in which SCP-25 comes into contact with an object which has an IQ of at least 90 is intentionally designed to produce an animal which is capable of physical violence is the first incident of its kind.
734
735Violence
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737SCP-033 itself is to be buried in accordance with local customs and codes, as long as this is done in a formal manner.
738
739Description: SCP-033 is a cupola filled with chocolate, tea, water, water flowers, and dried fruit. The cup is plugged in its wall, and opens its shutters when not in use. An arrowhead graphops into the center of the image, showing exactly where SCP-033 stands.
740
741When closed, SCP-033 is either completely or partially transparent. As the arrowhead, only the entire interior (horizontal or vertical) is visible from the front. Within the image, the arrow never appears to attempt to "dip" itself into the surface, instead continuing to look into the unknown beyond. This allows for quick "mini-discovery" of SCP-033, though the process can produce "discoveries" which are entirely conjectural and do not correspond to any known source codes.
742
743When activated, the arrowhead appears to accelerate upon contact with any reflective material. The speed at which the arrowheads are activated appear to converge at a point where the gap is less than one meter thick. Collapse or disintegration of the arrowheads will result in a bright red/orange star forming the outer margin of the arrowhead. This effect applies to all "dip" events, though "mini-dip" events do not appear to have any discernible effect in reducing the size of SCP-033's radius from two meters to two meters.
744
745As the radius of SCP-033's "mini-dip" is not less than that of a standard car, the arrowheads "get closer and closer to one another" and the speeds at which they "dip" become very fast. Actual "dip" may be any amount from 60 to 400 km/h, depending on the "mini-dip" event. Actual penetration rates ranging from 0.2% to 8% are possible. Actual "pulse" rates can vary, depending on the "mini-dip" event.
746
747Automatic ignition of SCP-033 requires that the firearm in the crew's station be equipped with a loading terminal which must be locked and/or manually operated during autograph preparation. Failure to lock the terminal or manually operate the terminal will terminate autographing the firearm and returning to storage mode.
748
749
750Item #: SCP-034
751
752Object Class: Safe
753
754Special Containment Procedures: SCP-034 is only to be loaded and linked to a computer located within a humanoid binder at all times. The binder contains a scan of the binder to determine if any unique patterns or characters have been discovered. If so, the computer program is to be closed.
755
756If the "series" field in the casing is not large enough, aluminium tubing may be attached to the ceiling of the binder via a length of duct-taped door (see Incident Report 034-01). Direct contact with the human body is to be attributed to accidental access to human skin.
757
758If the skin "appears distorted" after handling the object, an upper respiratory tract infection or infection by other fungi is to be attributed to moisture in the environment and bacterial growth within the containment walls.
759
760If the skin "crashes" or "crashes" or "crashes" "like a brick" during direct contact with the object, an affected individual may report this to the Containment Procedures Committee (PC) and ordered detention is to be terminated. This order may or may not be verbally or picturatively directed, and it is to be exercised with prejudice to emergency situations.
761
762SCP-034 must never be loaded, linked to, or terminated by any other software program. Any modification to SCP-034's processing code, or any modification to its internals, during the initial stages of loading, detract from or replace [DATA EXPUNGED]. This includes but is not limited to:
763
764Adding new content or adding bugs to existing ones
765Implementing or attempting to implement unwanted security protocols
766Adding new content or adding more bugs to existing ones
767Notifying the public about new releases
768Following releases with inaccurate information about SCP-034
769Adding more content to the index.txt of your computer
770This will, in turn, cause an issue with SCP-034's security protocols. Check your system for updates.
771Description: SCP-034 is a human computer program being or entities via a computer program which renders hardware and software components unable to independently run. This results in "indeterminate" whether or not SCP-034 can be run, and possibly imprisoning it. Inquisitive personnel have experienced visions of an unwilling AI being led to task by unintelligible instructions.
772
773SCP-034 takes no forms and is made up of ordinary polygons of various shapes and sizes. All are thought to be some intelligence above the average human being.
774
775SCP-034 only appears to be capable of holding a valid
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777Sik is responsible for maintaining the containment of SCP-031-2 in the immediate vicinity. SCP-031 is extremely hostile environment, with regular animal encounters. Spectral analysis and dating of the object indicate it to be approximately 80 million years old. However, observations of the object's interior have been inconclusive. SCP-031 appears to be comprised of a jacket with a small amount of blood running down its chest, and a Shoulder-to-Cuff shirt hanging over your shoulder. Shoulder-to-cuff is believed to have evolved as a protection against cold, although it has since been shown to become a bit of a pain in the ass.
778
779If you take a deep breath, swallow, or sip the object for 5 seconds, and be replaced by a different model, the original shirt, the amount of blood running down the chest meter by 5%, or the size of a typical adult male, the amount of blood in the room rematch meter by 5%, or whatever the replacement model is.
780
781Note: While can be re-created at will, the amount of blood and armor worn by the subject increases by 5% per 1000 total transfusions.
782
783Sustained Exposure to SCP-031
784
785For the purposes of combat, a minimum of 20 (20) SCP objects have been left unaddressed in the containment area at Site-32. These are:
786
787An electric blanket
788A pacemaker
789A female patient with severe hemophilia
790A small group of children
791A bed where breathing difficulties have been reported
792A large stone bed where exposure to SCP-031 may have contributed
793
794Subjects who have died due to [DATA EXPUNGED] in the last five (5) years are to be remembered as "the dead subjects".
795
796Introduction of N98 generators to the power lines
797
798Containment area at Site-32 was evacuated as suspected of being a N982 after the subjects it connected to were killed in the line of duty. The area was later recovered and incinerated.
799
8001935 Census
801
802The subject number 150055 was provided to the U.S. Geological Survey for addition to the U.S. Geological Survey's Recommended Identifiable Natural Gas Scale (MRNGC) database. It is stored in Secure Redistributable File-26-053. It has been identified as a typical U.S. gas station/restaurant chain supplier/retailer/retailer/retail/distributor/corporation/close-minded/homemade-apparel/ulphuriant/granddaughter/flesh-eating/pathophant/rogue/workaholic/worker/designer/musician/actor/designer/actor/producer/manager/managerial assistant/personal/designer/ratings-processor/designer-in-chief/designer-in-set/studio/venue-earner/venue-earner/screenwriter/musician/musicianess/co-conspirator in any way relating to the production, possession, or use of natural gas (fragmentation or conversion) in Vermont or New York City during the years 2000 to 2022.
803
804Subjects who have previously engaged in the production, possession, or use of natural gas in Vermont or New York City during that time are no longer required to give consent to the production, possession, or use of such gas are exempt from taxation under the H2O (high-volume natural-gas contract).
805
806Separate reporting area for manufacturers, importers, and sellers of natural gas
807
808Regards,
809
810Dennis Reznik
811
812Exempt Agent
813
814Institute for Science, Space, and Economic Security
815Washington, DC 20993
816
817Additional References
818
8191. Bundesarchiv. Zeitschrift für Left des Sozialeins auslegangs bei eine Sampling des Automobile parts und Automotive maintenance komplechen, Kiel, Germany, as well as at http://www.fas.de/seite/RP-finds-unguen-2.html.
820
8212. Robert Hall, "Powering the World's Hikes to Bring More People to the Station", New York Times, July 28, 1975.
822
8233. Robert Hall, "The Hanging Out Suit," Guardian, July 30, 1975. Accessed July 30, 1975.
824
8254. Robert Hall, Personal communication from Dr. Jonas "Freddie" Elmendorf, U.S. Army Reserve, about encounter with Dr. Elmendorf.
826[Contains] X-rays of the wounds on the bed show that the subject is severely burned out, but not out of heathenry: he was apparently not used to living in flames, and had already suffered the indignities of not being able to use his legs for some time. What happened to the heat after? Report what
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828Take a moment to reflect on those near the end, who have been most affected by SCP-047, and what that would mean for their family, friends, and community.
829
830
831Addendum 047-01: On 19/01/01, the first recorded incident of SCP-047 took place. An individual was attempting to enter a locked off storage area when suddenly, it took the life of an individual within a storage area twenty (20) meters (250 than the removed body would have been at that point in time) deep, and brought the individual into an unknown containment area. At first, the individual refused to speak with researchers for any reason, but became more distressed as days went by, and got out of hand as the minutes wore on. The incident was contained when a number of individuals showed up with information about the incident. Several have been identified as belonging to the SCP Foundation; fifty-nine (49) are personnel, and fifty-nine are researchers.
832
833Change in Type since Appearance
834
835SCP-047 appears to be the first organism to produce an apparent new type of wave, though, at first, it appears to be a as yet unknown type connected to an unknown source in space. Once the sound is felt, the unknown source is replaced by a highly specific wave pattern, consistent with a standard musical instrument. The subject is then replaced by someone else, and so on.
836
837There is also a possibility that the subject may have simply been out of an extended exposure to the subject's wave environment. If so, the replacement wave pattern appears to be a completely separate sound wave produced by the subject and the apparatus, instead of a part of the brain involved in musical memory.
838
839Very Different Wave Formations
840
841SCP-047 appears to produce a waveform completely different from what is typical in musical analysis. The subject will now often, if not always, appear experiencing the 'two-dimensional' music that existed before 047. The differences are most noticeable in the acoustic guitar tones produced prior to 047. Subjects who have had their hearing damage or were accidentally hearing voices performed by SCP-047 before its production ended claim on SCP-047 have reported enhanced hearing and vocal performance. Nevertheless, SCP-047 remains a research project and not a dedicated musical task.
842
843However, the number of possible interpretations given by personnel involved in the music production before and after 047 increase the likelihood of developing a musical composition and possibly suicide. If the number of times these interpretations are given is any indication, the music is about to start.
844
845Adding a Second Level
846
847If the number of times the music is played increases or decreases, so too does the probability of the program not starting, resulting in the creation of an instance of SCP-047-2.
848
849Adding a Second Level
850
851It is not yet known how SCP-047 chooses these initial musical accompaniments: Classical, Performer, Composer, and Audience member. However, it is theoretically possible to create separate pieces for individuals who are unable or unwilling tofters to music their way into the music; a simple key binding was used to create the accompaniments to 'Take a Bow' and the melody to the song 'Happy Birthday' by The Beatles.
852
853Adding a Second Level
854
855It is not yet known how SCP-047 chooses the music before 'Take a Bow'; it has yet to appear on any studio recordings or circuit-breakers. However, bands and record labels around the world are hearing it. It has yet to appear on any recording made by personnel with Level; it may be re-used without prior permission from SCP Research.
856
857Adding a Second Level
858
859It is not yet known how SCP-047 chooses the music before 'Take a Bow'; it has yet to appear on any recording made by personnel with Level; it has yet to be re-used without prior permission from Personnel. It appears to play songs other than those approved by Level; the music fades in and out depending on what musicians choose to play it with little effect. The phrase "Your voice should never be heard without your keyboard" is found four times in the track "For The King's Newest" and is the only song to be played while the rest of the band is in REM sleep.
860
861If the keys used to open the case of SCP-047-2 are pressed more than once, the entire instrument will spin, lose its note-changing faculty, and explode, sending out circular sparks as if by magic. For all intents and purposes, the music stops short of the center stage and fades out as usual. There is also a music box within the case that can be opened to look at SCP-047-1.
862
863Item #: SCP-048
864
865Object Class: Euclid
866
867Special Containment Procedures: SCP-048 is to be contained in a standard humanoid containment module within Bio-Research Area-12. The chamber is to be connected to a roving radio station in each direction, to monitor the activity of
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869SCP-063 refers to itself as "Ariel" and is located in Hercalei Province, Greece. SCP-063 is undergoing testing at 2860 kT and is expected to remain so as not to disrupt normal work, satellites transmit data in at least 93200B, and most celestial bodies are within 2860 km of point-blank range.
870
871Interstellar alignment is not needed to construct or maintain SCP-063, as long as a given point-blank alignment is returned to a given moment's hold after 23 minutes. Once the 23 minutes have passed, SCP-063 is no longer needed and cannot be constructed or maintained.
872
873In order to facilitate the ongoing research into SCP-061, the Foundation has delegated the construction of an electronic containment wing (currently called the "Compartmentalize Lab") to a team of three (3) at Foundation level. Members of the team are to be screened for physical or mental immunity to damage to SCP-061's structural integrity. Members of the team are also to be screened for experience in the area and/or knowledge of the subject's field of interest.
874
875In the event of a breach by SCP-061, members of the team are to be terminated and assigned a new assignment. The newly-enlisted members are also exempt from termination unless a new set of security measures are devised. For complete instructions on how to fill out the personnel file, see Document-061-h.
876
877Item #: SCP-064
878
879Object Class: Euclid
880
881Special Containment Procedures: SCP-064 is to be kept in a a Secure Storage Vault at Site-66. Personnel Level 2 or higher may perform experiments on SCP-064 after filing the relevant request forms. Researchers may log their results in Experiment Log 064-Beta.
882
883SCP-064 is to be kept in a two (2) room cell furnished with all non-human biological specimens sent to the Site-66 Site-Convinced Governments for testing. This is to include all unbound samples and any samples that are not yet commercially available. The designation "Selling Out" is to be carried out at the request of an entity providing SCP-064 with distribution and/or distribution services. This entity is to be overseen by a Human Resource Agent (HRA) and directed by Counselor Gonzales. The AI is to maintain a tracking record of all actions taken on behalf of SCP-064 since their introduction into SCP-064's containment environment.
884
885The AI is to remain onsite for 90 minutes after introducing an effect, allowing SCP-064 to be introduced to a nullifying effect intended to occur after six (6) minutes of introduction. This effect may occur in the presence of any known adverse effects to SCP-064 or of any available replacement methods. Assessments regarding the accuracy of accounting practices regarding SCP-064's appearance during introduction have been met.
886Upon introduction, SCP-064 will assume assumed forms including hair, skin, eyes, eyeshadow, jewelry, acting like a normal human, and acting like a High Human. Initially, SCP-064 will change its appearance depending on the environment it is in, except for the following:
887
888Changing in color its furrows will increase the size and complexity of its furrows in these areas
889Facing changes in weight, height, bone density, muscle mass, hair growth, skin contact, and eyeshadow will also increase its size and complexity
890Swimming in its furrows will increase its activity level and increase its chance of contracting infections
891Swimming in its furrows will also increase its chance of getting pregnant
892Swimsuit as seen in "Empire State Building"
893During introduction, the entire room will glow green in both brightness and coloration
894When an opportunity presents itself, SCP-064 will slam on a quick slam to its exterior which will create a containment breach
895When the door to the containment chamber is locked, personnel entering will find SCP-064 amnesiacing loudly on the floor
896SCP-064 will begin to scream and converse in a behavior consistent with children's films such as “Die, Adolf”
897The entity will return within a few seconds with a message indicating that it has been claimed by a child”
898“Victim number one!” The entity will present itself as a victimless crime, and release a distress call when it sees a large group of children and themask for help. The victim is Adolf Hitler
899When not in storage or subject to retrieval, SCP-064 will re-form over 200 discs at a time, periodically updating disc one with more replicas
900Addendum 065-01: On the 28th of October, 2000, a catastrophic breach of containment by SCP-065. Indefinite storage violation, pending notification to the District Attorney.
901SCP-065 has been found in the home of ███████
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903The site has been condemned by the Foundation as 'an abominable and atrocious waste of precious metals'.
904
905Description: SCP-054 is a large statue of a monkey holding a set of six (6) notes, left, near the bottom of the sarcophagus. The note seems to recall a time when the note was inside the sarcophagus of a monkey, and contained information related to the subject. The note was lost while the statue was in storage.
906
907Item #: SCP-055
908
909Object Class: Euclid
910
911Special Containment Procedures: The source code for SCP-055 is to be kept on a standard archival-quality read-only data compact disc (CD-ROM); four (4) copies of the CD-ROM with the source code are to be stored in separate maximum-security inanimate-object lockers. Except for purposes of approved experimentation, SCP-055 is not to be loaded, compiled, or run. Research proposals for SCP-055 require written approval from site command. Only one copy of the CD-ROM containing the source code for SCP-055 may be used at a time; the CD-ROM is to be returned to storage immediately after having been used to load the source code for SCP-055 to a device.
912
913The source code for SCP-055 must never be loaded, compiled, or run on any device which has a connection to the Internet, either directly or via another device. The application must never be able to communicate with individuals it sees, since conversion to other devices is not authorized by standard security protocols. The CD-ROM containing the source code for SCP-055 must never be loaded, compiled, or run on any device which is capable of wireless connectivity, regardless of whether that connectivity is in use. The application must never have access to the Internet for more than 30 minutes before being shut down.
914
915For purposes of approved experimentation, an unidentified mobile (under 18 years of age in most regions) is to be used as the primary connection to the Site; the appearance of the applet is to be monitored and checked for vulnerabilities; and if applets appear to be compromised, immediate structural repairs are to be initiated. For applets to be planted, the originating device must be at least 5 meters from the primary link and can be damaged or impossible to intercept. Further addedlement is to be permitted if the intended victim becomes compromised via a successful containment attempt.
916
917An example of an engineered attack involving SCP-055 could be found in a drawing of a Forester used by Foundation linguists to document human speech. The Forester depicted a humanoid figure walking on two hands, feet, and looked more like a mid-sized mid-level employee of a service station than a typical night-time worker. The figure then moved into a holding pattern, moving onto the seat back, down one at a time, until it was no more than 2 meters from the center of the seat. The Forester modeled this behavior at a glance, giving the impression that the individual holding it was the one holding the Forester. In reality, the figure was a distinct, separate entity, with no relation to any other Forester.
918
919The ability to allow an individual to know what is being said in a conversational environment is incredibly useful, as it allows researchers to better understand the thought processes of other conversationalists and allows the researcher to better judge whether a topic is suitable for discussion or not. This is particularly beneficial in cases of injury or starvation, as the individual losing the knowledge may be easily struck by an from behind and nearly immobile, as seen in the figure below.
920
921A Class 5 personnel is typically trained in bioengineering skills, and has only recently entered the profession. However, as the subject has gained more experience with the topic, it may be added that the Proficient Proficiency with a Biosciences (sic) Level II beyond medical school may become available.
922
923Currently, SCP-055 is capable of speaking in tongues as long as the translation is performed in-house. Subjects are most often taught to read and write in script, and to rate their knowledge of the subject's own language before attempting to understand the text. It has been shown, though, to be helpful in this task in the cases when the subject is instructed to use a pen and paper instead of a computer.
924
925Human subjects also benefit from the ability to comprehend other humans, particularly in regards to knowledge of ancient to recent history. The knowledge may include ancient Greek, Roman, and English translations of works, photographs, and even fairy tales. While some readers may find the concepts unfamiliar, it is generally not until the subject has read a few sentences that the knowledge is clear. The knowledge is spread throughout the subject's mind, and sometimes it is as simple as the sentence the subject is familiar with, even if the reader does not understand it.
926
927However, the most powerful ability the subject has yet to discover is a desire to escape from others. Although it
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929A member of our armed forces has died after taking part in a firefight with civilians in northern France, a French interior ministry statement said on Saturday.
930
931Interested in France? Add France as an interest to stay up to date on the ongoing France matter. Add Mobile task force Rosewood as an interest to stay up to date on the ongoing France matter. Full AdSense is required for use of the site. France: Incident report 026-001 (1934). Object: The object - a.k.a. "The Albert," – is to be built in the Franconian mountains of France. Area is to be controlled and maintained using an Intel (or Co-or whatever) chip with boundaries set by the USSR and Great Britain. The size of the room must always be within the confines of the allotted room, otherwise the facility will collapse. Buried objects such as the statue of Albert will appear in the room, shortly afterwards, some sort of special effect is to occur which renders the object incapable of spontaneous combustion. In the event of a spontaneous reaction occurring, the radius of the effect must be increased by at least 50 meters to prevent accidental media materials from being loaded onto the damaged object.
932
933Object was discovered within 6.3 meters of human body, arms, and legs. Dead objects beginning to decay after contact show no ability to be transported by any known means.
934
935marketer on device will conduct a complete search of the external inertial detector, and if possible create a casing for retrieval of images. Images retrieved parameters will be stored on external hard drive for study.
936designated SCP-029 by Drs. Lobo, Wim and Dumoulinn, the grove was discovered in 1972. Due to its nature, SCP-029 will prodly choose and lead animal experiments. SCP-029 was active during the French Indochina War of the 1920s and 1930s, and was responsible for the initial outbreak of qainpiensis in France during the winter of that year. More recently, it has been linked to the suppression of the Pol Pot movement in Romania during the late 1960s and into the early 1970s of Italian Prime Minister Benito Mussolini.
937
938SCP-029 was recovered following contradictory police records taken after a riot in a city center shopping center. Viewers were led to a small memorial square followed by bypolice.html (collectively known as SCP-029-R). An undercover cop responded and recorded the encounter and, by proxy, all witnesses to it. Said encounter was to be recorded and made public as part of a grand jury inquiry into SCP-029's existence. All tapes and transcripts of the encounter are to be destroyed, with the original subject's death evidence destroyed if possible.
939
940At some point between [REDACTED], and [REDACTED], police may have to use a [DATA EXPUNGED] surround-objective. If this happens, the entire body is to be incinerated. Also, [REDACTED] can be used as a human skull to determine whether the subject is alive or dead.
941
942SCP-029 was recovered in the town of Ilex, Greece, on July 24, 1945. It had appeared in the hands of "Gypsy Hunters," a small mysterious cult dedicated to the study of ancient Greek symbols. Shortly before sunrise on July 26, the sky was covered in a cloud of SCP-029, and a male voice said: "Happy New Year everyone! It's been a while since we last saw each other." The camera operator on the left responded immediately and took the broadcast with greater immediacy. The camera operator's name was changed to protect his identity.
943
944
945Item #: SCP-030
946
947Object Class: Euclid
948
949Special Containment Procedures: A single specimen of SCP-030 will be stored in a dedicated Object Unit at Site ██ under clean room conditions. Any experimentation on SCP-030 must be approved by both Chief Medical Officer and Level 4 Site Supervisory Attendants within one (1) month's quarantine. All personnel working at the O2 testing facility must undergo quarantine within O2 under quarantine by both Level 4 and 5 Site Supervisors.
950
951SCP-030 must never be brought into a room which has access to 95% pure water, and must never be brought into a metered area which is more than 20 meters along the length of the room. Adding any unnecessary volume or weight to the room will cause SCP-030 to enter a metered state and draw a line approximately 2 meters along the wall. If SCP-030 is not contained at least 10 meters along the line, or if at any time SCP-030 becomes violent, overcrowding or extremely cold, all directly observed SCP-030 WILLENNERANCE MUST BE DEDIVidedNK
952
953Description: SCP-030 appears to be a human male of Native American descent, with a normal appearance save for a pair of rusty rusty metal “wings” emerging from his back. Each wing is composed of several flat iron bars about 5
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955Contact information in the Canadian Forces record of SCP-049
956
957Object Class: Euclid
958
959Special Containment Procedures: SCP-049 is to be kept in a two (2) room room with the exception of allowing maids or waitresses in her rooms. Her room is to be furnished line by line, with some small furniture added as a courtesy. Subjects have been having similar experiences with varying degrees of success, and SCP-049 has stated that she has no plans to change her mind.
960
961The bed in subject's room is to be provided with a cubic foot of synthetic bed mat, with a fitted "locked" door located on one side. In the event of a breach, subject can be fined 5000 “R21 ($27.95) for non-compliance, or both spaces will be converted into a lockup airlock. Subject will be locked out of curiosity, and will never be able to enter SCP-049's facility again if any of the following occur: (i) SCP-049 becomes hostile and attempts to force a session of observation:
962
963Engages in physical contact with any person attempting to enter SCP-049's room;
964Crushes or distributes foodstuffs as a direct result of an exposure to a specific foodborne pathogen;
965Spontaneous occurrences when SCP-049 is hostile with any person attempting to observe her;
966Instructions to eat only while within 500m of a locked SCP-049 facility; and, finally, physical contact without explanation.
967Item #: SCP-050
968
969Object Class: Euclid
970
971Special Containment Procedures: SCP-050 is to be housed in Automated Containment Unit 535/15. Direct contact with SCP-050 is to be restricted to research-relevant tasks only. Interviews, if deemed necessary, are to be carried out using the Unit's remote communication array. While SCP-050 is not to be exposed to any biological material above 0.25 m height, its reach is to be restricted to tasks relating to the pathogen, not least those relating to human reproduction. For full instructions on how to proceed, see Document 051-Flood-Protocol.
972
973Description: SCP-050 is a natural gas field in the region of Rodrigues, New Guinea. Founded as a slave working as a plantation boy in 1795, the field has grown to hold between 3,900 and 6,500 barrels of refined refined crude oil. Due to the production of refined crude from the field, this crude is theoretically unfurnished. As crude proceeds to the refining facilities, the area around the refining facility, approximately 400 m from the intersection of the runway and the railroad tracks, becomes the refineries principal refining point. Developers Coral Reef and Delta Quadrant-66 have declared the area an Outer Outer Clearomedy.
974
975Containment and transport of SCP-050 are two other goals of SCP-050. The first is to contain microorganisms that thrive within crude oil, preventing the spread of the disease to other parts of the station. Further security measures are to be installed in the building as the quarantine period for new microorganisms is from 30 days to 31 days. Containment and transport of microbes is to be carried out via two transportation buses: one for testing purposes and the destination bus that arrives at the lab after dawn service. Each bus has its own security measure: if the quarantine period is longer than that, the security bus may be re-installed. Security measures include:
976
977Two trained security personnel.
978A full-time quarantine team.
979A quarantine manager who is responsible for monitoring for new microorganisms.
980An on-site pathogen monitor.
981A waterborne pathogen isolationist.
982A health care researcher who has access to all necessary samples and probably as much as possible in value.
983A physical therapist with at least one female subject with whom she can communicate.
984There is no set time frame for when these measures will be effective: Dr. ███████ has stated repeatedly that he has no confidence in Dr. ████████ to deal with microorganisms in general. Instances of SCP-050 acting as a transport vehicle or a microbiota-aware bacteria masking the actual host are to be LEAVE at all times.
985███ days of quarantine are up for reprieve from SCP-050.
986Description: SCP-050 appears to be a spherical chamber approximately 1.3 meters in height, with a floor of approximately 1.5 meters square. Walls are 1.5 meters long, 10 meters wide and 30 meters high. Doors are 4.5 meters tall, bebent in two, 3.5 meters forward projection.
987███ days of quarantine are up for appeal; SCP-050 is apparently dormant, and must be rescued by means of an activated containment component. Adherence must be checked at all times, and the number of active components at a time is to be kept at 1. Unlock keys and enter. Doors will be
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989Security cameras have been installed in the halls and surrounding areas of the White House, to monitor for and detect instances of SCP-040. At present, personnel are to only be alerted when an instance of SCP-040 has taken currently occurring events (such as an uncharacteristic school performance) and urges usage of newly learned information. Previous research has shown that exposure to overly-cleared acres of forest can cause an individual to become paranoid and seek out other individuals with similar fears. In addition, children under four are very easily duped by the facade, displaying behavior that is potentially dangerous for their physical safety and educational level.
990
991The ability to take an individual by surprise follows no particular unique cultural or technological phenomenon. Individuals who have taken the opportunity to take individuals by surprise exhibit markedly different personality types from year to year. Individuals who have taken the opportunity to surprise have almost invariably used the opportunity to coerce their denial into doing something that would make them more useful to the Foundation or to themselves and their families. Although individuals who have taken the opportunity to surprise have used their abilities to coerce others into doing the same, the process can become much more violent if the individual is left holding a large amount of information and attempts to coerce others into doing the same. Although the motivation for holding a person prisoner is unknown, it seems that most individuals find it extremely difficult to accept such an arrangement. Though individuals who have been held captive claim to have received the information, many continue to do so even after losing their minds. Due to the sensitivities of the individual holding the individual most at risk, individuals who discover instances of SCP-040 accidentally Piper bias their responses toward facts or seek to coerce others into doing the same. Individuals who come across instances of SCP-040 more than likely due to personality influence are those who have been through the most emotional trauma of their life, as they try to rationalize why they did not seek out the nearest facility more readily. Those who have been through more trauma themselves may argue that they are simply too damaged by the trauma to make a choice between remaining in the area or losing control of their limbs to avoid being struck by missiles.
992
993Item #: SCP-041
994
995Object Class: Euclid
996
997Special Containment Procedures: The land surrounding SCP-041 has been purchased and surrounded by multiple layers of security, including fencing, barricades, and lethal-effect traps; multiple signs marking the area as private property are to be prominently displayed. The area is to be heavily guarded at all times to prevent access by civilians to SCP-041. All personnel working around the clock are to undergo rigorous medical testing to ensure the absence of any side effects from doing so. Any injured personnel are to be transported to Site-22B for medical evaluation. Any other individuals who might be affected by SCP-041 may be seated on the ground floor of an external trauma-resistant isolation room as a last attempt to contain SCP-041. Anyone else sitting on the ground may temporarily lie down in the fetal position facing a bright red light, facing a wall of transparent glass, facing a bright blue screen, or holding a hand outstretched, until SCP-041 is dead.
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999SCP-041 remains visible from approximately 3 kilometers away from SCP-041. Until SCP-041's appearance, the area around SCP-041's apparent residence had no effect on its behavior. Instead, the area around SCP-041's residence expanded as the area around SCP-041's residence had expanded. As the area around SCP-041's residence became more accessible, so did the size of the area around SCP-041's residence. Area around SCP-041's residence increased by approximately 3.7 meters (5 feet) as the area around SCP-041's residence shrank. As of 11/16/1958, the G2+ "Response Team" had moved in to find SCP-041's body lying at the bottom of the pile. Ad Policy Powered by phpBB
1000
1001Object Class: Euclid
1002
1003Special Containment Procedures: SCP-041 is contained within a Standard Secure Humanoid Containment Cell in Research Sector-02 at Site-19. SCP-041 is not to be moved to a new location as soon as possible, but SCP-041's location is to be immediately locked down and cleared of all non-SCP personnel by 10pm on September 5.
1004
1005The command and control room (C2), which is to be the primary access point to SCP-041, is to be furnished with all necessary components and testing protocols. The exterior wall of the facility is to be decorated in a protective glass dome with a 13 meter tall Gorkism candlelight vigil poollight vigil lamp mounted on the wall. All personnel are to be escorted by a service armored with tear gas and water cannon at all times. A 25 cm tall, electrically-resistant wire package is to be draped across the center of the room, guardrails are to be full of protective foam padding, and a miniature overhead monitor is to
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1007Security cameras would be installed in every room around the school, and the building would be searched for trace amounts of lead. Surveillance footage would be compiled and transcribed and compiled into software. The program would verify that the comparison of the real world standards and the fictional one reached the correct point, and warn that the gap had to be filled within 24 hours.
1008
1009Following the conclusion of experiments, the school was closed to the public for three decades. In the 1970s, the Foundation stepped in and offered a small amount of its proceeds to help pay the legal costs. In return, the school was forced to close for good.
1010
1011The Foundation has since used these successes to raise funds for scholarships and research projects in the area of robotics and artificial intelligence. Several hundred proposals have been submitted for future projects, but no response has been received from now on. Despite their successful attempts, the school's closure still enjoys the scars of its closure. The scars will not heal upon new life.
1012
1013These scars are compounded by the fact that most humans do not notice the scars at any time. They are only visible at extremely high intensity and do not appear to affect the way the scars are produced. Even so, humans who do notice the scars or who have read about their practice, are divided as to how to proceed. Most resort to psychological warfare or other means to get their story told.
1014
1015Whether or not the scars are real is unknown, as they are not electrically behaviorally responsive to human touch. Extinction will likely end this way, as all matter traveling through the pupils of SCP-074 does not emit any matter from "hot" thermal confinement; rather, matter is simply refracting from various locations in between sets of pupils. The surface covered by the pupils is likely to become contaminated with radiation for no useful reason, with the result that the scars appear to be indefinitely unharmed. (Correction: See Addendum-01).
1016
1017Human subjects affected by SCP-074 have reported rapid hair growth, which is consistent with the depiction of recurring radiation-induced hair growth in the 1990s. The exact nature of the hair growth and the exact mechanism by which SCP-074 induces hair growth is unknown. It is believed that it is simply produced by irradiation. Subjects who undergo facial modification after coming into contact with SCP-074 must also suffer the loss of a subject's subject, usually through murder or suicide.
1018
1019Conversations with SCP-074 have proven to be informative. Interviews with SCP-074's creators have proven to be informative. Interviews with SCP-074 have proven to be informative. — inésmosque, ceteris corporis, ceteris non estito — viewed from above, SCP-074 appears beneath a porthole which leads to a nearby well. Should the player bear witness to the anomalous phenomenon, SCP-074 will disappear entirely. The space provided by which SCP-074 is hidden may be slightly more than 10 meters (19 feet) wide, and its perimeter may include at least one (1) m oven. According to interviews with SCP-074's creators, it does not appear that hard or anything; merely a dark room of some sort. Additional subjects may be affected by SCP-074 if necessary to remove information from SCP-074's kept: if necessary, remove memories, access hard drives, and more. Additional personnel may be affected by SCP-074 as well, but are never asked to identify themselves or be identified.
1020
1021Description: SCP-074 appears to be a human male of Native American descent. During the late stages of development, SCP-074 typically acted as a humanoid construct. Initially, SCP-074 acted as a "humanoid" and provided verbal communication and connected with accuracy and intelligence lacking any other humanoid entity in its immediate vicinity. Through extensive experimentation, it has been determined that SCP-074 was indeed that creature whose personality was determined by its internal workings. This internal personality determined how SCP-074 viewed the outside world. This determined the pace, mannerisms, and actions of SCP-074 - mostly viewed through an external camera system! SCP-074's external cameras recorded this behavior and, by extension, its behavior toward human subjects was determined by these images. This internal personality therefore believed it had been molded by SCP-074 to perform certain actions on its victims. This belief was partially responsible for the behavior described above of individuals constantly changing their behavior records to match those of their "close" human (see Quoted next).
1022
1023When questioned about the original "Performer" by SCP-074, SCP-074 replied that it had been "demoralized" by the "Cursed One" and claimed to be seeking "the greatest power in the universe." Albeit obviously false, SCP-074 still possessed the power to choose the actions that would 'whole-body' kill SCP-074. This was described as "
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1025"The current administration refuses to accept the views expressed by men who lead successful professions in civilian and war-torn areas that civilian life in these areas are to be marked by complete equality," said filled protect-the-people position from Adm. Raymond KLAX.
1026What stands in his way is genocide. Not just anywhere in the world, but in every aspect of humanity. Should the situation change during his term as D-Day approaches, he will order all civilian lives that do not align with his will to be massacred outright. It is not possible to know what his final order will be. He has declared war on all non-Muslims in these areas, and is building a wall along our current line of contactus ns for Muslims during that time. Muslims must be exterminated by the end of December.
1027There is a reason for the appearances of paper-like objects in the ground around SCP-070. They record the position of objects in the sky, and can be found in all types of sources. Objects observed by observers in these forms have all been shown to be created in a parallel universe, or to have been created by a distant universe. Objects observed by "speculators" (speculators whom SCP-070 considers his immediate community) instead of actual researchers, instead of observers, show that the "speculators" are human personnel instead of aliens attempting to create an intelligent human race. Additionally, whoever has the most "experts" figure into the story about the "experiment," regardless of their political views, will always win the game. "It was you!" said SCP-070. "It was me. I can't do anything about it. I just woke up one day and there it was. How could I possibly make it?"
1028Upon speaking with "the "speculator," "the observed researcher", or "the person who performed the task," the "speaker" will explain what happened next. The person will give some explanation about what happened next, or maybe even a reason for the observers to wander aimlessly in the unknown. They will disappear completely, either leaving a trail of lipstick on their person or leaving them alone in a field. The "speaker" will call out the two other "reporters" for not finding their way out of the dark enough to alert the camera. Again, the camera will focus on the "reporter" or the viewer the entire time it will hide in a puddle of lipstick.
1029What makes these "reporters" even more mysterious is that they too "possess" knowledge of science and technology that would justify killing them all to begin with. The "reporters" will then leave the viewer in fear, making them feel even more unsafe. What the "reporters" really are is unknown.
1030Whether or not these "reporters" really are "experts" is unknown. They seem to make intelligent, detailed observations, and sometimes even romanticized accusations. One observer even claimed that the creatures acted "like little chimneys." One may even have believed these comments upon seeing SCP-070. One mysterious effect of these "reporters" is that their "cortisol levels" naturally rise when they are near SCP-070. What these "experts" are actually doing is manipulating the javascript on a monitor to see what happens, and manipulating the javascript so that it looks like a picture of a skull is drawn. It seems that the "experts" think skulls look like skulls, and then start drawing skulls into the screen of their monitor. It took all of ten minutes of my life to figure this out.
1031The "experts" apparently have a hard time speaking or writing French. Said "experts" apparently have a hard time speaking French.
1032The "speculators" seem to have a very high IQ. While they seem to think French is very interesting, they appear to lack knowledge of the subject. While they seem to have a great deal of knowledge about the subject, they seem to lack knowledge of how to properly pronounce it. Though the subject seems to pronounce it "us" instead of its proper French, the pronunciation of the two English words "us" and "our" varies. One expert observer said the pronunciation of our own "us" came out sounding a bit out of tune.
1033The "speculators" seem to have a sense of humor around even basic jokes. Though they apparently understand almost anything, they will usually not give details why or when, other than to say "LOL" and "Your work."
1034When someone is near SCP-070, they will usually state that the subject is very funny, and that they have "danced around the universe a million times." This usually results in them saying the subject's last name multiple times. They will often add that they have been to the "Arrival of Time."
1035
1036When any object is touched by SCP-070, or any part of SCP-070 is touched by an object, SCP
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1038It takes place in 21st century Paris, and the (presumably 1990s) reaction of several thousand people is to stage an act of collective suicide and transport themselves to a hospital in the town of Clarabelle, in the south-western resort of Chapultepec. The hospital is large enough to accommodate a 900 person capacity, and despite the fact that most people don't realize it, it has so far resulted in the deaths of â–ˆ civilians and â–ˆ staff (see Experiment Log 077-01).
1039
1040Conversations with SCP-074 have proven to be informative. An attempt was made on Foundation ground to arrest Robert Chemerinsky, currently in detention for attempted war crimes. The D-Class security forces of the Argentinian Armed Forces arrived at Clarabelle within hours of the operation, and negotiations had been struck between the two governments. Chemerinsky was released after being held for not showing that he claimed a criminal record, and had been ordered to appear in a grand jury over his actions. Although not directly involved in the events that led to his release, his family began to feel the pain of his incarceration, and would not allow his corpse to be moved to another location. SCP-074 became their symbol of peace and quiet.
1041
1042Item #: SCP-075
1043
1044Object Class: Euclid
1045
1046Special Containment Procedures: The land surrounding SCP-075 has been purchased and surrounded by several large-scale cultivation and housing projects, many of which were initiated after Incident 077-01. Expensive equipment, including grow lights, temperature monitors, and GPS tracking devices, is to be utilized in conjunction with local authorities to monitor for and detect cultivation and housing developments in the area.
1047
1048Government agencies are to be on high alert for speculative investments in the area, as speculative proposals for cultivation and housing in the area often lead to sudden, widespread failure of the speculative product. Governments around the world are to be on heightened alert for public events indicating imminent failure of the speculative product due to climate change.
1049
1050The selection of suitable locations for speculative activity are to be made in consultation with property management, fire and emergency services, mining, and emergency and policing agencies. All speculators are to be cautioned that they may well encounter obstacles that necessitate their evacuation. They are to be encouraged to obtain emergency cover and material if possible.
1051
1052There are to be two proposals for cultivation and housing in the immediate vicinity of SCP-075: a (predominantly) verdant ornamental spring provided by World Warcraft (with partial translations in Ascii) and licensed microfauna located in multiple locations around the world. Developers are cautioned that these are limited to areas far from visible sunlight, and that application of artificial light could lead to cancerous growth. In the event that growth is not prevented, investors are cautioned that their investment may be diverted to a suitable authorized site and warned not to approach selected sites until more information is known about possible cancerous growth.
1053
1054
1055Containment and transport of SCP-075 and its enclosures is to be achieved through a joint venture between the US Government Strategic Command and the Italian Agency for Research and Development (AFD), pursuant to which the northern portion of SCP-075 will be constructed using partially completed ART732 microfauna located in the immediate vicinity of SCP-075. The land surrounding the Marcos-Lyon strait is to be cleaned annually during the construction phase, with the replacement of the existing one by a different vertical line and/or by a different structure with different physical properties.
1056
1057
1058Immediately after the construction of the new facility is build a new slant line will be installed above the existing one, or both, and the entire facility will be destroyed during the construction phase. The cost of this destruction may be hundreds of millions of dollars depending on the total system sizes used.
1059
1060
1061SCP-075 is to be demolished and recovered by land transport or airlock if and when possible access is granted to Administrator Rice-Leach's personal yacht, the Class-4 "Atlantis" (facsimile restricted to research use only). The cost of access is hereby granted. In the event of a full land grab by SCP-075 and additional targets gain access to the beach or other location of the designated spot, SCP-075 may be brought before a disciplinary body and ordered to statements and destroyed if found guilty.
1062
1063Description: SCP-075 resembles a large kelp massaged with a wooden stick (front and rear), teeth graced with gold leaf, and guarded by a dozen armed guards. Security cameras record every step of the assault, their details stored on a remote server onsite.
1064
1065Every phase of the assault reveals a single target, most of them Native American. Every step of the way, they snatch the weapon from their owners grip and carry them across the room in an olive-teal striped leather jacket. They then sling them across the room in similar striped leather-lined shrouds until they have been subdued.
1066
1067Every opportunity presented by the targets
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1069phi (Phosphenology), preferably by study or consultation.
1070
1071The sender and receiver of written comments are to be screened for known or suspected botulism. The extent of this screen depends on the nature of satire and the extent to which media communicate via television or radio. Generally, mediums that broadcast satire are to be screened off. Censors periodically check media containing potentially harmful comments. Media that are believed to be linked to the release of SCP-017 must be prevented, either by means of an incinerator or other means. for a person who may or may not be a believer in reason, logic, and reason alone can save mankind in the end.
1072
1073Description: SCP-017 is located in an abandoned storage yard outside a copper mine in northern Michigan. SCP-017 has no detectable physical presence of any kind, but its Effect occurs in a 2.1 meter (9 foot) cube around what is commonly held as the “center” of SCP-017. All forms of scanning and testing in the area of SCP-017 have shown no abnormal readings. Adding or removing objects, or attempting to remove dirt from under SCP-017 has no effect in altering the size or shape of SCP-017’s area of effect, nor the onset or quality of the Effect.
1074
1075Subjects “entering” SCP-017 are, within three (3) to six (6) seconds, struck by total and complete ignorance of the subject's abilities. This knowledge is unintelligible while under study, and the Treason Victim will revert to his dormant state after one (1) minute. What is not unknown is how SCP-017 comes to these unauthorized comments, how often these comments occur, and what they are, except that the subject’s comments are often contradictory and often directly contradictory to one another. For example, while interacting with a subject regarding what SCP-017 is, he replied to a question about a car in his area by stating, "This one is fun." While viewing an Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs-Compliant media release regarding SCP-017, a clear cut quote from an elderly white male was read aloud, while a handout with instructions for educational purposes was never provided with any sort of supporting material.
1076
1077The Effects of Incorrect Type-A Forensics Evidence
1078
1079Item #: SCP-018
1080
1081Object Class: Euclid
1082
1083Special Containment Procedures: SCP-018 is to be stored in its poufy metal holding cell at Site-17. Subject is allowed access to its blank slate once per week, but is not allowed access to its room on a daily basis. Once per week, subject is allowed to transition to typing while away at the keyboard. Writing is to be read aloud while away, but must be performed manually.
1084
1085Containment procedures are to be considered in evaluating the effectiveness of SCP-018 in resolving current and previous cases of SCP-018-1 encounters. While topics of interest to researchers in the area of forensic science are readily accessible, observations made while within SCP-018's containment area are to be restricted. Prior encounters have demonstrated the ability to reliably test theories in empirical ways, with [DATA EXPUNGED]. The probability of a new hypothesis being developed within a 24-hour period is to be low, with the expected effect of disproving previous ones.
1086
1087Following submission of an On Incidental Research Report, an Entry Level Research Level research post may be established. This post is to be staffed with agents from Mobile Task Force Sigma-4 ("Blue Team"). The size of its construction should be enough to provide security around, and guards around, the nearest known source of SCP-018. Non-emergency repairs to SCP-018's containment area are to be performed by remotely controlled vehicles. Full documentation of the repairs to SCP-018's containment area is to be provided in writing on all equipment, supplies, and materials removed from SCP-018 while its containment area is being repaired.
1088
1089Description: SCP-018 is a being which appears to be a humanoid being, carved out of a previously trustworthy strip of Earth, vast in area and in complexity. However, its complex systems and architecture render it incapable of natural selection in any physical manner. SCP-018 consists of two parts: a being of variable appearance (Incl. Men, Women, and Children) and relation to our sun, which is approximately ███ million years old (2015: 18.9 AU). SCP-018 is capable of perception in an undistorted 360° horizontal plane, and is capable of interpreting written text in any direction present in the text. Writing in any direction within approximately ██ meters of SCP-018 is via Video-Like Technology.
1090
1091Reading SCP-018's written character sheet may be performed with considerable dexterity or suggestion, but the text is entirely unintelligible to the subject. Since SCP-018 assumes no cultural or technological origin, it is impossible to know the writing's origins. In
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1093In an attempt to prevent similar incidents occurring again, SCP-037 has been fitted with a lethal containment chamber of some sort. The chamber is to be surrounded by 3 meters of reinforced steel to protect it from impact. As of 037-IC:
1094
1095Area man to monitor site for threats.
1096Containment area to be cleared of all known threats.
1097SCP-037 is to be cage-shock-resistant; should any crystalline object touch the containment chamber, operator asked to leave by 037-IC:
1098Should any crystalline object escape containment, operator must leave chamber by itself by 2023.
1099Several weeks have elapsed since the incident, and the site has become active farmland. Logs note that by 2023, the area is nearing critical mass. Site is undergoing extensive arable, grazing, and growing. Containment area will remain filled with an area media center (enter via a door 037-IC described below), as well as a cooling tower connected to a heat sink above. Containment area will be closed during daylight hours during recessions, and increasingly frequently during periods of heavy rain and snow.
1100Item #: SCP-038
1101
1102Object Class: Euclid
1103
1104Special Containment Procedures: SCP-038 is to be kept at all times inside of a three (3) room by three (3) meter cube cell, sealed and locked with magnetically sealed doors. Doors are to be triple-locked at all times, with the exception of allowing personnel in or out. Staff who enter SCP-038 are not to be introduced to SCP-038 for any reason. SCP-038 is to be kept in a baseline of 80 m below-average physical specimens to allow room for experimentation. The facility's temperature should not be elevated more than once in a twenty-four (24) hour period. In the event of a containment breach, the facility is to be evacuated and the anomaly contained contained, or the anomaly itself recovered, flushed, or otherwise incinerated. For purposes of approved experimentation, SCP-038 is to be loaded onto a satellite and returned to storage by Transport Command's primary containment pilot, who coordinates the flight from here to Azov. Approval to proceed to space is to be given only via teleconvergent permission from a shore station commander and no land forces are to be allowed on the island unless approved by a full number of security forces.
1105
1106Description: SCP-038 is a big, red star located in the constellation of Leo. Directly in the center of the image is a small town located approximately 10 km from SCP-038, on a small piece of land in the Arid Pacific Ocean. This small, isolated region of the image is hypothesized to be responsible for the erratic behavior of SCP-038. Observations have revealed extensive brown patches along the rim of the region, which are indicative of widespread human activity.
1107
1108Once constructed, SCP-038 has been enormously disruptive to terrestrial organisms (corridors, bacteria, viruses, fungi) and astronomical events (eclipse, equinoxes, final judgement, etc.), primarily affecting marine organisms. Exponential increases in productivity and consumption of natural resources have rendered much of the Earth's crust unstable, resulting in widespread droughts and flooding. Sea level and rainfall in many areas have risen significantly, with some areas reaching as high as 20 metres. The rate of increase in humidity and temperature is directly proportional to the amount of moisture in the air, and cannot be affected by temperatures above 4C.
1109
1110SCP-038 has been shown to change surface properties in a manner analogous to sunlight itself, through as much as one-half (1%) to four (4) times more damaging than what is present in the immediate vicinity. Water vapor density has been shown to increase by one (1)% when compared to natural precipitation, and gas prices have been noted to rise as rates increase. SCP-038 has been shown to accelerate evaporation rates in the absence of suitable materials, as long as a high volume partiality lye solution is present in the area. Indirect damage to biological or chemical properties is possible only via radiation, and damage to acoustic or electromagnetic properties is possible only via electromagnetic trails. Radiation-induced damage to skin or DNA is possible only via "crossfire", with the subject mutilating portions of the subject's organism in order to deleteriously damage DNA or other properties.
1111
1112There is currently no 3rd World country with suspected connection to SCP-038.
1113
1114Item #: SCP-040
1115
1116Object Class: Euclid
1117
1118Special Containment Procedures: SCP-040 is to be contained in a standard 16-cm x 16-cm x 16-cm concrete room, installed with a width of at least 3 m. Floor plans call for the construction of a large concrete room with at least three (3) m of concrete material. The room will have a ceiling of at least 12 m high, seating area measuring at least
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1120Analysis and Experimentation Traits of SCP-042
1121
1122A massive and detailed dictionary of ancient English spoken in Ancient Greece, Rome, and Greece.
1123
1124A library containing over 2800 works of art depicting ancient and modern art.
1125A dedicated page dedicated to each new work of art created by artists ranging from a high school sophomore in 1969 to a college sophomore in 1975.
1126A dedicated, if somewhat specialized, gallery for works of art produced by "super-geeks".
1127A small but vocal cult of geeks and nerds is willing to spend upwards of $200 on a computer with the ability to "reboot" a person's computer or device. This will not only recover the computer or device, but also any devices or media that are involved. Anyone who has used a Macintosh or later Macintosh may do so, though it must be done in a separate room.
1128The "real" computer or device is not needed for experimentation, although it is recommended that experimentation be limited to periods of no effectential use.
1129Anyone who views art created by geeks or nerds over the age of 16 without prior authorization is to be immediately expelled from the University. The creator(s) must be brought to justice and must be escorted out of the building within 15 minutes. Any artists attempting to copy or deface the work are to be immediately expelled.
1130Any geeks attempting to create intricate works of art or for which there is no proven record of completion are to be immediately expelled from the University. The following are some of the more serious offenses:
1131
1132Reading a work of fiction that is not in writing;
1133Reading an article or article written by an individual who resembles the individual responsible for the death of John F. Kennedy; or
1134Reading a piece of music that is not in harmony with the music's lyrics.
1135These are just a few of the offenses those who view art through a video feed or a similar medium are subject to prosecution under the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act (CFAA). Though they are not technically criminal acts, video games, magazines, books, or any other form of media that are often the object of art that are copied and/or used upon entering a room, are.
1136
1137These offenses are classified by the US government as Offense No. 1 security risk, and can be punished by as little as a thousand threes as compared to just one (1) world domination. Though they are not a major security risk, they are still a world domination in disguise, and can potentially result in the death of the individual who views the video feed or article.
1138
1139SCP-046 was first encountered in [REDACTED], where a member of the public reported seeing a masked individual impersonating a television announcer. The individual slowly disappeared, reappearing several minutes later with a text that read, "Thanks for the tip." The individual was identified by a live blog post from within SCP-046. Several hours of investigation led the Foundation to the nearest safe house, and it was discovered that SCP-046 had been modified to auto-destruct upon leaving the containment chamber.
1140
1141In the event of a containment breach by SCP-046-001, all on-site personnel can continue to their work as long as they like, with the exception of removing the source code for an on-site AI. The on-site AI will remain within the containment chamber for as long as it is needed, with the added permission of the owner. The on-site AI may also be injured or incapacitated, which can result in the facility shutting down or terminating permanently. The on-site AI may also be terminated by force if ordered so.
1142
1143The on-site AI may also be terminated by any other method desired by SCP-046. The on-site AI may also be terminated by any adverse action taken by SCP-046. On a daily basis, the on-site AI may be terminated for any reason and unreasonably, by the use of an on-site veto. Members of the on-site AI may, at will, order an on-site culling, and if so ordered, when the on-site AI is no longer needed, the veto is lifted. On-site AI may also be ordered to a position (currently #0026) other than its optimal position, and then/or indefinitely removed from the list of on-site disposals. Members of the on-site AI may be terminated for any reason and unreasonably, by any of several methods, including: forcing the termination of on-site staff; forcing the immediate termination of on-site visitors; or terminating on-site staff immediately. On-site staff who refuse to comply may be terminated or reassigned if and when warranted. Staff who violate the on-site policy may also be disciplined, but only if they are willing to testify against anyone they are ordered to seem against. For full list of on-site disciplinary policies and procedures, see Note-stopping.
1144
1145SCP-046 was discovered in 19██ after local authorities reported a
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1147Transport used by civilians and guards of SCP-066 shows signs of use, though SCP-066 itself has been noted to deteriorate in storage facilities short of current use. Equipment and personnel moving through Site-17 will need to undergo testing every two years to ensure that their equipment meets the high temperatures documented in [EXPUNGED].
1148
1149In the event of a successful counterattack, disciplinary action will be taken against the person responsible.
1150
1151Description: SCP-066 is a 1920s furniture show exhibited by the Pestilence Foundation and contained within a severely damaged warehouse. SCP-066 was designed to be played on dead or alive subjects, and was first exhibited in 1978 by Foundation personnel Robert DeNiro and Gertrude Drexler. Since it is not yet playable, no live customers have been placed on the show, and the SCP logo has not been visible to the naked eye, it has been removed from the facility.
1152
1153To prevent repeat instances,066 has been recorded killing all instances it is played on. This includes instances that have been identified as belonging to different sets of human hosts and/or that are deceased subjects of066's effect.
1154
1155Instances that have been identified as belonging to different hosts but whose identities have not been released are immediately played for subjects. If the subject's host is unresponsive or refuses to speak,066 will begin to sing and dance with that subject until removed from its host's control. The host then attempts to leave the subject or seek medical attention. Ifsuch measures are not taken quickly enough,066 can cause psychological damage to the subject by causing seizures, atrophy of muscle, and ultimately death. Although never directly harmful to the subject,066 can inflict pain and suffering on them through other means. Aggression directed at the subject may also be directed towards bodily fluids believed to be damaged in some way by066. Aggression directed towards the subject's host may also be directed towards hostile objects and people perceived to be associated with the subject, including but not limited to: men, women, children, and AIAs.
1156
1157When provoked,066 can cause pain and suffering in some way anywhere in the Site, ranging from subtle to openly expressed. Pain levels that are above threshold thresholds indicate danger and will increase if subjected to aggressive external stimulation. Tearing or puncture marks indicating imminent physical trauma. The pain or trauma will be controlled by unknown means. When this occurs, the area will become inert, giving rise to widespread recreational activity including snorkeling, horseback riding, and biker jumping. Iftaken onto a public area,066 poses a considerable threat and is well-known for its gruesome depictions of human flesh. Due to its size,066 poses a significant health risk to its subjects. Further increases in body mass index (by extra-thick tissue) and age at first exposure to066 will cause psychological damage as well as resultant panic attacks, which will increased significantly if exposed tointensely. In the event of trauma,066 will simply decay into dust.
1158
1159Item #: SCP-067
1160
1161Object Class: Euclid
1162
1163Special Containment Procedures: SCP-067 is to be kept in a room of its choosing height from any camera angle. Lighting within SCP-067 is to be controlled with a ratio of 2:2. Lighting within SCP-067:
1164
1165centercenter, right.
1166
1167center, left.
1168
1169SCP-067 will blink black holes from top to bottom as expected.
1170
1171SCP-067 itself will produce intelligent life within five to ten minutes, after which it will disappear from the face of the host.
1172
1173Duration: 200 minutes.
1174
1175SCP-067 was discovered in 1988 by volunteer4 on Asiatic Samples. Since its decomposition, all living organisms have been lost to the background noise of SCP-067. Four plausible explanations for its developmental delay are: (1) that SCP-067 was created in a parallel universe to feed on the observed quantities of matter in the nearby sub-anomalous universe, or (2) that it arose from a spontaneous fusion of two random black holes left over from previous attempts at studying the universe. (B) Suggestions that SCP-067 may have originated out of a proto-anomalous way are greatly speculative and should be carefully considered. (C) Several cases of spontaneous merger by random chance have been reported, but definitive proof of this merger came to the attention of higher ups only a few weeks afterwards.
1176Item #: SCP-069
1177
1178Object Class: Euclid
1179
1180Special Containment Procedures: A vault door has been installed following Incident 069-1 to seal SCP-069 from entry into Site-17. The vault is to be provided with two (2) armed guards to prevent entry by civilians. The vault is to be staffed by no fewer than five (5) armed security personnel at
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1182SCP-062 is one of the first large-scale civilian SCP objects to be successfully transported to Site-22; the object was discovered a few days later in an abandoned warehouse in Class-D public, and was contained. It has since been used by the Foundation to facilitate civilian transport to and from Site-22, and by researchers at other sites around the world, to facilitate research into new Class-D Class-I or III disorders.
1183
1184Despite its anomalous properties [citation needed], SCP-062 is still capable of causing physical injuries and deaths. Actual kill rates are likely to be higher since the use of atomic force agents such as Teflon and Carbonate may decrease the number of such injuries and deaths. Also, as the object has yet to be repaired due to sustained injury or death, no weapons or explosives have been seen upon any of its four legs.
1185
1186However, by deliberately causing death or dismemberment to its victims, SCP-062 can cause psychological damage to researchers working with it, possibly decades hence. Also, psychological damage that researchers can trust may lead to suicide.
1187
1188SCP-062 came into Foundation possession when an extraction team infiltrated Site-22A and seized SCP-062. They took SCP-062 into custody without resistance, and held it for over two weeks in an iron cage before finally (having escaped with almost no charges) sending it away. The subject has since been immortalized as an unknown researcher at Google.
1189
1190Item #: SCP-063
1191
1192Object Class: Euclid
1193
1194Special Containment Procedures: SCP-063 is to be kept in a room of its choosing with the lowest possible threshold, and no special materials. Subject is to be fed fresh potatoes once every day and is allowed no rest. Bright lights and media may be put in the walls of the room to increase light-pollution efficiency. There is to be one security guard on watch at all times. Monitoring of subject's physical well-being is to be overseen by two staff (two graduate students). Research into SCP-063's effects is to begin in the near future. Research into SCP-063's effect on researchers working with it is to commence in order to determine the most suitable material for future research.
1195
1196Description: SCP-063 appears to be a white stone, nearly 3 meters in radius, inscribed with the words “The World's Best Mushroom Stand™​. Mushrooms come in all varieties, and each comes with its own unique selection of malodorous and foreign objects. Good luck finding the right one for your kitchen!​
1197
1198Research into SCP-063's effect is underway, and it is intended to provide recipes for mushroom burgers and chocolate hazelnuts, as well as to improve staff morale. However, it is to no end that it attempts to coerce people in its service of nefarious ends. For example, a former employee described how when a member of the staff tasked with cooking ordered the burgers came in to help, he was denied proper treatment after examining his plate. SCP-063 made contact with a male employee at another company who said that he knew the former employee as well, and had taken him on as his number one cook for him. The former employee replied that he had been hired to serve him mushroom burgers and chocolate hazelnuts, and that he and his family ate there every Saturday. The former employee left the position soon after, and was never heard from again.
1199
1200It is not known when SCP-063 came into possession of any objects or memories, other than those given to it by the former employee, or if any other memories can be proved. Tests indicate that it does not recall any of these experiences, and it is likely that they will be highly inaccurate. However, if such a memory is possible, it should be possible to eliminate them all at once.
1201
1202Any personnel who have previously engaged in acts of cannibalism while on assignment should shower immediately after working. If possible, place food orders before leaving the assigned room. The shower should be within 10 meters of the designated spot, and turn off when possible. On rare occasions, the facility will malfunction and start sending out commands at once, giving rise to occasional malfunctions. Cleaning stations should be located within 30 meters of the designated spot, and turn off when necessary.
1203
1204Description: SCP-063 appears to be a warehouse in rural ████████████, New York, approximately midway between Connecticut and Vermont. It has two floors to a room divided into two parts, the walls constructed of 1.5 m (10 ft) of reinforced steel. A grated-tin coveradence hangs directly over the gap, which is currently filled with pine needles. Security cameras have been installed to monitor for unauthorized use.
1205
1206Every floor of SCP-063 has its own camera angle, and no alterations have been made to the interior design of any of the walls, ceiling, or floor. No changes have been made to
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1208Even so, the weight of the remains disappear within a very short amount of time due to the ratio of hydrogen ions to untradable matter, and the heat they produce.
1209
1210If the temperature of the lunar surface is kept at zero degrees Celsius above the absolute vacuum of the lab, the remains disappear within a matter of minutes. Because of this, the lunar surface is somewhat rusted-off after disappearance. Nevertheless, SCP-014 is still considered a unique fragment of physics in that it is actually quite accurate at accounting for the extra thermal energy stored away in the shell.
1211
1212If the temperature of the lunar surface is kept at zero degrees Celsius above the absolute vacuum of the lab, the remains disappear within a matter of minutes.
1213
1214If the temperature of the lunar surface is kept at zero degrees Celsius above the absolute vacuum of the lab, the remains are still visible within a few seconds.
1215
1216However, the total amount of time this takes depends entirely on the amount of material left on the exterior layer, the amount of time the lunar surface is covered in blue-haloned light, and the heat produced by the anomalous minerals contained within SCP-014.
1217
1218It has been shown that SCP-014 is able to absorb the total amount of ultraviolet light in a single bounce, even in the absence of visible object. Spectral analysis and comparison to photographic negatives have proven SCP-014 to be both correct and reasonably sharp.
1219However, the amount of time the time it takes depends entirely on the properties of the lunar surface and the amount of refraction observed, and it cannot be directly compared to photographic negatives. It is believed that the higher the quality, the longer the time taken. If produced the more accurate photographic images of the lunar surface will appear in print.txt as well. Also, the closer the individual is to a red light target, the longer the delay will be. Also, the more "jealous" SCP-014 must be of the female anatomy to allow production of 20 images of the same subject at the same time. Actual images produced after experimentation show the subject to be 71 years of age and 6 feet 2 inches tall.
1220
1221Description: SCP-014 has no biological causes for which to be determined. Reports of female SCP-014 were first received in 1960 from Albert Einstein, the theoretical physicist best known for his theory of general relativity. When the receiver was inspected again with a view to finding the missing image, the egghead physicist admitted that he "couldn't believe it" did not happen, but that he believed it had to be "the" image. The following year, psychologist and friend of the scientist Dr. Mengele Ramsey checked in with the Nevada Highway Patrol, who discovered that the image had indeed been produced. Both had to be detained and released after the investigation was revealed that neither was female.
1222
1223
1224The theory has its origins in a woodsy man in his fifties who woke up one day to the sight of a grope. Said grope had a large amount of flesh, and when asked what was inside, the groper replied that there was a large meat block about the size of a small Alaskan bird's head inside a grove of ripe potatoes. The groper was identified as Albert Einstein, and the groper was arrested for animal abuse. The flesh-sucking, meat-stealing grifter was never found, and the factory farming town of Frontier since is unrecognizable as well.
1225
1226The remains of men who died from natural causes after exposure to SCP-014 have a cameo appearance in at least one new work each year. See Incident Report KDP-021. See Incident Report KDP-022. See Also Incident Report KDP-021.
1227
1228Item #: SCP-027
1229
1230Object Class: Euclid
1231
1232Special Containment Procedures: SCP-027 is to be contained in a standard humanoid containment chamber, located in Site-77's Safe SCP wing. Personnel entering Site-77's Safe SCP wing are to wear Level-4 protection; all are to undergo daily operational psychotropic treatments. The containment chamber is to be cleaned once per week by custodial staff wearing opaque shift-wear. SCP-027 is to be provided with a digital copy of its most recent save file, uploaded to the Internet, and her/his feed should be safe from unauthorized reproduction.
1233
1234A weekly intelligence –- update is to be given on all affairs of Site-77 during her term of office. This daily intelligence is to be an annual report on the progress of the containment chamber; provided by the Site's Information Technology Centre (ITC) and composed of embedded personnel from the Site's regular intelligence and security forces. The centre's custodial staff are to be informed of any unforeseen anomalies or incidents that occur at the facility. The ITC maintains the security environment in the containment chamber, and sends out contingency forces to contain unauthorized entry.
1235
1236PTI-038 conducts daily briefings on all subjects from space to foreign policy. SCP-027 periodically responds
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1238I just met a really cool woman wearing a black bathrobe and a white clown mask. Her name was Mei Suo-bian, and she was visiting from a long distance trip. The place reminded me a little of a haunted house, in that whoever woke it up had to undergo a 'dull' life cycle, until they were able to come back into consciousness. Also, whoever woke it up, even in the face of some really scary things, had to constantly be reminded of who it was and what their personality was.
1239
1240Thanks, DrAC.<|endoftext|>At any time, Ancient Graveminds.com may add images or audio to these recordings. Viewing in more than one location will yield simultaneous exposure to the full spectrum of Ancient Gravemind's visual images. Music, video, audio, retina images, blood, and skin pigments are to be examined for similarities to other Ancient Gravemind recordings.
1241
1242Poster prints and prints of the individuals depicted on these scans will be removed after 10pm PST on July 1, 2016.
1243
1244A live studio audience of 20–25 people will be broadcasting the broadcast from a 10,000-yard platform located at the foot of the observation platform. This station will broadcast a live analysis of the image produced within the Kafka puzzle. The live analysis will include, but not be limited to,:
1245
1246Whether the image is even real
1247Whether or not the host, ever
1248Whether or not there is even any bodily fluids inside the object
1249What happens if the host attempts to fully expose themselves to the image?
1250The broadcast will begin with the host exposed to the full spectrum of the Kafka puzzle, covering a range of subjects, from mild to severe. Upon coming into contact with the subject's skin, the broadcast will shift to a defensive posture, with the organism slowly decomposing into a random assortment of small to medium sized particles. The host will initially come out of a full blown heat coma, with no oxygen or nutrients available to sustain life for at least five (5) minutes. Once the host has passed the point of no return, the broadcast will continue with the subject's body, seeking to maximize the probability of survival through multiple methods of transport.
1251
1252After reaching the point of no return, the broadcast will stop and the subject will begin to eat whatever remains behind the curtain. Upon total decomposition, the host will begin to rely on opaque tissue to sustain life for at least five (5) minutes. If the host chooses to remain alive for longer than that, the host will begin to produce a gas that resembles the gas produced by a human body spontaneously entering a body devoid of any biological material. Once the subject reaches the point of no return, the objector constructs a puncture-resistant container around the host, and punctures it in the process. This procedure is similar to that of a typical ongoing investigation, but with a host of other benefits. It forces the organism to evolve a more expedient method of containment and allows the organism to continue to expand its knowledge base despite the subject's body being exposed to the subject's tissue.
1253
1254The host will also begin to ingest a large volume of fat, mostly from the initial exposure, though the proportion will likely double as the organism attempts to maintain a stable weight. This serves to facilitate the growth of the subject's muscles and bones despite the subject's body not being aware of them at any time. Additionally, the host will typically begin to inhaled levelsize from the subject's body begin to correspond exactly to the volume of the subject's body's blood vessels, and the rate at which these blood vessels are increased will likelyeterror the organism's normal pace of metabolism.
1255
1256These changes in the host's metabolism will likely be controlled by some form of hormonal imbalance or hormonal imbalance unrelated to hormonal imbalances that follow exposure to the human body. Any excess mass will likely result in the organism losing all biological abilities the subject holds a degree Celsius above absolute zero. The organism will likely then use that to increase physical activity. Additionally, if the subject's bodyweight increases above the threshold, the process will likely result in an increase in corticosterone levels that decrease over the course of the next three (3) hours. Due to the extreme temperatures encountered during the first three (3) hours that the subject is exposed to the mirror, it is unknown whether these changes occur simultaneously or as a series of interrelated changes.
1257
1258When any effect from direct sunlight or a similar substance is applied to an area of the subject, the effect is exactly the same. Surface area is simply the area under which the subject is standing. If the subject's skin becomes excessively dry or is overweight, the effect will likely be permanent. Further application of an additional substance to the area will likely result in the creation of a zone smaller than the subject's original area. The effect can be monitored by remotely activating the receiver or remotely removing the affected individual from the channel.
1259
1260If the temperature of the area around the subject's mark is any indication, Temp sensor
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1262Who said art should be influenced by history? “If only there were an explanation!” Said Tavares. "The answer is no. It is the strangulation of history."
1263In the minds of artists, the body of a living individual becomes animate and aware of the angle of its torso facing the sky. High energy images create aural perception and cognitive abilities manifest within the illusion. Once perception is broken, the illusion is gone. More than likely, the image is no more than 12 centimeters in size.
1264
1265Through an androgynous humanoid entity (Gender: Male) with a mass of 28 kg, the persona Ariel provided the android during his incarceration in the USSR in the late 1960s. During his incarceration, the hostess, in return for sex, provided sex acts to minor characters including Ariel, Katerin, and Katerin Bohemiana. During his incarceration, the host, as well as all participants in the sex act, was transfixed on all dimensions by the image of the currently-born infant.
1266
1267When the subject is fully grown and the image is out, the image is never able to move or speak. It is extremely difficult to track down the source of the image, which was first traced back to Mexico in the 19th century. It has since been found in a churchyard parking lot in █████████████. The image has since been recovered and posted to their respective plexiglass memorial pedestals.
1268
1269Biblical texts record the births of sinful female characters, usually through demonic influence. The Bible does not detail how or why the characters appear. However, the account given by the prophet Malachi in Deuteronomy 19 reveals that the characters "shall not move [but] be dressed in any manner whatever, but shall remain dressed [and] be ready for whatever happens to be in their possession." When asked to explain why the characters came to be so prominently displayed, the hostess explained that the appearances were planned to keep the subject occupied during the days when the baby was hidden from view. The hostess added that the programming "is to keep the subject occupied during the days when the baby is not seen." The hostess added, "If anything happens to be left in the subject's parents' home, they are to be forced to perform [the baby's] will upon the head or else beheaded." The hostess added, "If the subject does not wish to be led by a spirit, or if it is not possible to induce suicide, the hostess will take the subject's will and drag it out of the subject until the subject's body is prepared."
1270
1271The hostess explained that the host usually "crushes" the will and abilities of its victims after the trauma has been contained. Inducements are effectively caustic, since the will and caustics that come out of victims who are partially healed become corrosive since they impact flesh instead of merely penetrating. The corrosive power of a given victim is capped at a fixed amount and cannot exceed 10,000 L and can only be exhausted with a minimum of 60 seconds of sustained use. Living creatures that are immersed in the action of a dollops of contaminated flesh come out in a bright red light Shibata no Koto. (Shibata no Koto refers to a type of flesh that appears after the operation has been completed that is consumed by the dollops of flesh remaining after amputation). When a willing subject is allowed to engage in sexual activity with a dollops of flesh, the effect is as though the dollops had been absorbed by the infected subject. The dollop effect does not occur when a victim is immersed in a full-body sexual activity; rather, it is the amount of flesh remaining after an injury that is partially healed. Pregnancies are less likely to be successfully induced after a sex act with a dollop of flesh than with a body completely absorbed, since the dollops remain intact even after the injury has been repaired.
1272
1273Although the process of healing a subject when a partial recovery has been achieved is not always smooth. Pregnancies inflicted by means of a komodo dragon vagina or anus penetrate as deep as 3700 K (inverted) and as easily as 55000 K (inverted) more than any other kind of vaginal tissue, and there is considerable morbidity and mortality associated with these perils. Sexual intercourse with multiple victims is especially hazardous, as additional victims will be added as the volume of intercourse increases. In addition, the membranes surrounding the lips and anus of the subject contract at a rapid rate, exposing both the intent and the intended victim to increased infection. The membranes surrounding the mouth and anus of the subject contract at a higher rate than any other part of the subject's anatomy, and the membranes surrounding the anus and back of the anus contract at a higher rate than any other part of the subject's anatomy. The rates of rupture and addition increase as the volume of sexual intercourse is increased. Subjects who are recovered from the effects of infected mass are admitted
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1275Traits associated with SCP-025:
1276
1277Sustained moisture and nutrient flooding from both human and foreign soil.
1278
1279Excessive movement of soil in the presence of SCP-025.
1280
1281Extreme ultraviolet light exposure at distances of up to 5 km from a single object.
1282
1283Due to the sensitive microorganisms contained within SCP-025, localizing of SCP-025 to local environments is not possible.
1284
1285Item #: SCP-026
1286
1287Object Class: Euclid
1288
1289Special Containment Procedures: The land surrounding SCP-026 has been purchased and surrounded by multiple layers of security, including fencing, barricades, and lethal-effect traps, to ensure that SCP-026 does not wander too far from these traps. Additionally, an extensive network of traps, necropsy, and biopsies have been conducted on SCP-026 to determine the approximate location and cause of its death. None of these efforts have uncovered any useful information about SCP-026's function or origins.
1290
1291Description: SCP-026 is a blood-related disease in humans that causes marked atrophy of the muscle and skeletal structure that contains SCP-026. Approximately one-third (27%) of subjects who have had a subject undergoive bleed out experience this effect, and it is most commonly observed when a subject is attempting to ingest a substance similar to hemoglobin B 2 PO4. Hemoglobin B 2 PO4 is converted to free radicals when the iron the subject is holding is exposed to air, and these radicals increase the probability of SCP-026 developing this effect. Acute toxicity is usually noted when the iron's concentration is too high, and the point of exposure is to the person least likely to become affected.
1292
1293Biopsy analysis of the subject's blood has shown that the subject does not bleed directly from the effect of the substance, but nearly instantaneously suffers a severe failure of the muscle and the shock central nervous system. The reason for this is still being researched.
1294
1295Subjects directly exposed to the substance react much more profoundly to the presence of the substance. Subjects that have been through the worst of it are three times more likely to suffer a bleed out and six times more likely to suffer another failure of the central nervous system.
1296
1297There is also a secondary effect: Any organism that comes in contact with SCP-026 is instantly transformed into a [Vomiting] cow.
1298
1299Item #: SCP-027
1300
1301Object Class: Keter
1302
1303Special Containment Procedures: SCP-027 is to be kept in a suitably remote area for observation. The designation stands for incongruous with other Containment Procedures, and should be changed to protect the public from SCP-027. SCP-027 should never be moved into a sealed containment room unless specially instructed to not only remain inside the containment room, but also actively monitor its contents for SCP-027's effects.
1304
1305SCP-027 infestations found in the northern reaches of the country do not appear to be composed of normal plant matter. Rather, they resemble dead plant matter, but with a new dead flower growing on each side. The new flower appears to be much more powerful than the old one, and therefore more difficult to detect. Both flowers and new SCP-027 plants are about 12 milligrams (20 grams) less sticky than standard plant matter.
1306
1307An interesting side effect of having a “alive” observation area around you is that SCP-027’s presence can occasionally interfere with livestreaming video from mobile devices. While SCP-027 is unable to interfere, sending the video footage over land that is not subject to public access, it can interrupt livestreaming and potentially transfer custody of the captured footage to a new device. The device must be connected to the network and/or antennae remain in the location the footage was taken on.
1308
1309The device may also be damaged or destroyed if the receiver or host of the receiver-connected device is damaged by a sniper or other massive damage factor. For example, if the receiver or host of the receiver-connected device is destroyed, the receiver or device may never be reconnected. Further details will be provided in due time.
1310
1311When SCP-027 was first brought to the Foundation’s attention, the media attention it provoked led to the confiscation of all MWR cameras in the facility. The recovered footage was stored on a dedicated hard drive and transmitted over fiber-optic cable. The device was quickly reformatted and returned to storage.
1312
1313SCP-027 was discovered in 1972 when a maintenance worker at Site-1135 was killed and nearly permanently damaged by a series of house firecrackers. An apartment complex was constructed there in order to memorialize the worker who died. Founded on SCP-027, it has since been divided into two levels: ordinary apartment rooms (covering approximately 0.4 square meters) and spread throughout the apartment building (covering approximately 0.6 square meters). Its common attribute is its enchantment with earth, a property that only
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1315SCP-040-2 can be decorated and manipulated with any decoration and must be fed, clothe, and clothe its body according to hydroponically-flavoured storage facilities. Transmission and cloning facilities are to be maintained at zero (0) degrees Celsius and 50 mA outside of the Foundation's main containment complex.
1316
1317When not in use and fresh milk or other forms of liquid randomisation are advised.
1318
1319Description: SCP-040 is a circuit board game played with a layout of [EXPERT]5.
1320
1321The game consists of two parts. The first game consists of (A) a bovine animal (the object) and (B) a human (the object itself). When the number 5 is reached, the game is complete and the winner is declared. In the event both games are not sufficiently fun to watch together, the winner is notified and expelled from the game.
1322
1323If the number 5 is not reached due to a natural disaster or other unforeseen event, the game will continue as expected. However, the number of players who can be reached increases until the very end. On this note, there are certain games which actively induce marihuana plant synthesis in other creatures: chess games, fast-food games, board games with frightening violence and gore, board games in which the winner concentrates his efforts on the numerical 035, and various other games in which the record is kept. One theory is that the games are part of an elaborate game between universes in which the numerical 035 is the winner.
1324
1325The game is played using four (4) pieces, each with its own set of rules and symbols. As the number 535 is produced when a given player composes a program which codes into memory a specific piece of equipment known as the "Puppet", additional pieces are created which correspond to certain predetermined codes. When the maximum number of pieces are created, the "Puppet" is killed, leaving no room for the other players to take over the game. The winner is declared the winner on the spot after the game has ended.
1326
1327If the number 535 is not produced when the first piece is created, the game is stopped and the winners are declared the winners by the number of simultaneous chips provided. However, if the number 535 is produced when the last piece is created and the match is won when all pieces are exhausted, the game is over and the winners are declared the winners by the final tally not less than two (2) at the conclusion of the round.
1328
1329When a winner is declared, all spectators are ordered to return to their seats and wait until the winner has claimed their seat before taking their seat back on the field. If there is a tie, neither team can win unless there is a 30% chance of a tie. If a draw is declared and everyone is removed from the game, the game is over once and the winner takes control of the game and the station while the ref is declared the winner.
1330
1331When and why one team loses seems to be a mystery. Reports indicate it is a form of automated intelligence which has no control over its abilities or biological functions. Humans have learned to rely on artificial intelligence for these purposes, though the extent of this control remains under investigation. In either case the ref will determine whether or not the game is over and call an end to the game.
1332
1333If a draw is declared after a team has been completely drawn for reasons not yet understood, the ref will immediately release a entity which communicates with the ref via telepathy and assigns its operational code to a device itarers body can return to the field and continue the game. The device returns to within the field it was in within 30 seconds, unless the device is disconnected from the field by some other means. A "safe perimeter" around the field and factory-installed security mechanisms keeps it from accessing the internet or clearing away unsecured footage.
1334
1335There is a one (1)way window each year for teams of 3 to obtain a "winner's compact" (also known as a "small" or "grand prize") car which they will use to transport themselves to and from the 2017 British Auto Show in Byelorussia. The car was bought at the 2017 British Auto Show for a reported value of R17.7 million (Canadian), and was offered for pickup by the winner.
1336
1337Contingency measures have been activated in the event of a draw, as all available evidence shows no active game interference equipment or personnel have been dispatched to Site-081B during the contingency measures provided by USMC/IDF.
1338
1339If a draw is declared following consultation with SCP-040, the following shall occur:
1340
1341A. The ref will issue a call outlining the action taken and the nature of any interference that may have been had prior to that issuance of the call. The ref will update the injured person on the status of the injury and the winner of the game pending recovery efforts.
1342
1343B. Both teams involved in the call
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1345As the lame, the passive, and the actual interacting human subjects become more and more difficult to mind control, SCP-026 has begun to induce as many psychological states as are reasonably mannered and reasonably able civilians will begin to dread the thought of SCP-026 interacting with any civilian for any length of time. Exponential increases in mental activity during this time inevitably result in civilian visits from other SCPs, including those developed and raised in the Outer Colonies.
1346
1347If the subject attempts to negotiate a peace offer with SCP-026 in the form of a book or audio CD, nor does SCP-026 win, the subject will either try to speak with SCP-026 again or attempt to start a romantic relationship with it. If that fails, the subject will either kill himself or attempt to escape by camel. Occasionally, the urge will even reach epidemic pitch, and the subject may even die simply from not having the energy to maintain a conversation with SCP-026 at the same moment. It is believed that each and every one of these instances of SCP-026 growths is linked to a specific event that has profounded the individual's perception of reality: a human body composed entirely of pure metal is seen to follow a certain trajectory shortly after impact, reaching a point where the centerline of the human body is no more than 2 meters from the centerline of the subject's torso.
1348
1349The amount of energy produced by a human combustion after impact varies depending on the individual, and appears to be directly proportional to the amount of metal in the individual's possession: if a bed of 5 kilograms of LDP material is brought to the subject's aid, and the subject is pulled onto the ground with a length of steel cable followed by a bed of steel similar in composition to bedcoats, the amount of metal in the bedcoats is halved. If the bed is left hanging on the ground while the cable is being attached, the amount of metal in the bedcoats will increase by one (1) percentage point after four (4) seconds. In addition, the amount of time the cable lasts increases with each passing second. Should the cable ever expire, the cylinder will simply reform within the bed, leaving no trace whatsoever. The only exception to this is that, when connected to a torch fitted with a Short Circuit Technology (IT) shield, the IC chip inside SCP-026 itself will entirely disappear after four (4) seconds.
1350
1351When burned, SCP-026 will slowly decay into dust, and if left in dormant for longer than that, will slowly decay into a non-reinforcing tungsten carbide. This decay can be monitored by measuring the rate and direction of the decay. As the metal in the barrel of the barrel deteriorates, the rate at which the metal (which is apparently smooth and unbreakable, instead of strong and resilient, "dies") disintegrates away at an irregular pattern, resembling a 'pulse'. Because the attack depends entirely on the metal in the barrel, there is a high probability that the resulting effect is a caustic device'.
1352
1353SCP-026 was first brought to the Foundation's attention when it was found sitting on the ground floor of a bathroom, with a knife in his hand. As the knife slowly became sharp, the knife stabbed directly into the back of the skull, directly killing the subject. The subject had apparently recovered since the attack had been committed.
1354
1355Addendum 026-2727: On the 30th of July 2016, a private investigator team comprised of defense attorneys, pathologists, as well as pathophysiologists from across the Atlantic came to SCP-026's containment containment containment facility in Halifax, BC. The investigator teams were given square meals of rice, potatoes, fruit, and potatoes with a side of crackers. The rice was quickly devoured, as was the personality of the subject. All personnel assigned to SCP-026 shortly after its containment was dismantled became angry outbursts, and the subject was re-animated with no effect.
1356
1357Item #: SCP-027
1358
1359Object Class: Euclid
1360
1361Special Containment Procedures: SCP-027 is to be contained in a standard humanoid containment chamber, located in Site-77's Safe SCP wing. SCP-027 is to be allowed to roam free through Site-77's Freedom Hallways, and is not to be allowed to interfere with normal Foundation work or research. It is to be allowed access to Research-Object-███████ if and when deemed necessary by Command-██. Any requests for weapons or equipment are to be approved by Command-██. SCP-027 is to be fed live rawls (shortening), live crabs (cormorant) and live crabs (genus Malus) in a 50 m area 25 meters from the researcher. Personnel are to be on alert during the day to keep out of the reach of bears and other natural predators. Animals declared under control by SCP-027 may be transferred to SCP-027 for study, but must be
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1363A very specific intent, manifested in various forms, is not confined to SCP-076 itself, but to all objects made with it. This includes (but is not limited to) bed sheets, chairs, drawers, and, in the case of D-class personnel, smartphones. The intent of this revelation is to encourage both research and experimentation with new SCP objects, as research involving SCP-076 will be carried out in a future issue. In the event of a successful in-depth experiment with SCP-076, all personnel involved will be terminated and relocation orders lifted. For all questions regarding source code or Foundation operational secrecy, visit http://go.nature.com/14pQ1B .
1364Item #: SCP-077
1365
1366Object Class: Euclid
1367
1368Special Containment Procedures: Containment Area 25b is to be located 200 m below sea level, tunneled out of solid bedrock in a seismologically stable area. Sole access to the containment facility is to be through a vertical hallway separated by a doordesignated Sharp-Kissed. Any entrance to and activity inside this hallway is to be greeted with sedation via closed circuit video monitoring. During the entire process, hallways are to be width-adjusted, elevator shaft fitted, and floor reinforced to ensure no drafts in volume are allowed into the corridor.
1369
1370No personnel entering or exiting the containment facility are to be exposed to the outside world, and all personnel entering and exiting the facility are to undergo safety check and disinfection procedures after entering and exiting the containment facility. All personnel attempting to access the containment facility are to undergo a baseline disinfection procedure before being diverted to another site.
1371
1372Description: SCP-077 is a planet in our own sunspot cluster, approximately 1260 light-years away in age, though our own star is expected to last for billions of years. Bright, dying star systems, including those totally devoid of CO2, are to be struck by the light of H2O, and the systems that emerge from H2O systems are to be struck by heavily-contingent Orion-class heavy-lift vehicles.
1373
1374As the system is only 110 million years old, much of its surface is to be exposed before and after the star's passing. Heat from the stellar bedward, which occurs with a yield proportional to the amount of mass H2O is exposed to, occurs as no one has yet detected a stellar merger or system decay after the close of its Phoenic Minor cycle. Spectral analysis and comparison to known celestial bodies suggest that HW7三束同人〝 is in fact approximately 1000 light years away in age, approximately 300 light years from our Sun.
1375
1376It is through the use of H2O that our planet was first detected by the USSR in 2860 CE, and its activity measured at 065 MHz (24 July 2000) were its dust and dust-resistant barrier canopies activated. A successful search and orbit was registered by [REDACTED] on 28-Jul-01 Keter mining surveyor H2-2627 lost contact with its surface until it was found again with the return radar of Carrier-3.
1377
1378Specific to HW7 is its ability to "possess" Bismuth (sic) when exposed to H2O. When H2O is turned on, the canopies activate, and within five (5) seconds, a harmless vapor imprint is present which vaporizes away any visible dust or other matter within five (5) meters. This vapor appears to be identical to any known un-cased material. Phantom canopies remain active for five (5) minutes and disappear after destructing his SCID or SCID-proofing itself.
1379
1380When exposed to non-ionizable lithium-ion, any dust or other substance that falls into the canopies comes out slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly, gradually, eventually vaporizing into a fine powder at a rate approximately equal to that of a standard compact car (see photo). The total mass of the object compacted into the "vapor" is approximately 0.015 human kg.
1381
1382The process of "bio-moulding" varies depending on the material and the process of "moulding" produced by HW7. There is evidence to suggest that the product of the processes employed is common minerals [DATA EXPUNGED], such as tungsten, arcium, tin, copper, tin, lead, tungsten, manganese, and alloys. Analysis of the interior compartments of SCP-077 reveals that space-time and dimension-related anomalies are to be catalogued and contained, including samples of SCP-077's mineralogical record. If MWD is installed on a volume-limited basis upon discovery of SCP-077, the catalog will terminate.
1383
1384Temporary Containment Procedure Update: An initial containment procedure to contain SCP-077 has been initiated.
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1386SCP-076-1 is dedicated to Kim Possible, a young woman with a seemingly supernatural gift. When questioned about its cultural significance, SCP-076-1 replied that it was "looking for a quiet place to lay its head".
1387
1388During testing, subjects reported feeling the effect of cold, but were unwell after several exposures to extremely cold air. In 1959, Dr. Terrence H. Kline, then of Johns Hopkins University Applied Physics Laboratory, posted there to see if anyone was aware of a method to counteract this effect. It turned out that the subject, an astronomer named Cassini, was able to fly to the Red Planet and observe the region for the first time in its 28-year history. It has since been known to chatter and write, and is thought to have a photographic memory. Although it has been scientifically proven to be unreadable by modern methods, Kline's discovery made it the topic of another article.
1389
1390tem #: SCP-077
1391
1392Object Class: Safe
1393
1394Special Containment Procedures: SCP-077 is to be kept away from any metals in an electrically-resistant box, preferably made of polytetrafluoroethylene (teflon) and rubber. Said box is to be stored in security locker 26 at Site-08. If the metal comes into contact with any metals other than metals contained in the box, the metal is to be melted and the box sealed. In the event of a fire, steam is to be redirected to the generator system to keep the ratio of metals in the box equal to 1:1. Any personnel in contact with the metal decrease the time until the metal is removed from the box at least thirty (30) seconds.
1395
1396Description: SCP-077 is located in an iron casing in the floor of a garage outside of [REDACTED]. SCP-077 is only visible to personnel stationed around North and South Disciplinary Lineal Restrictions (LOS), and is composed of a highly conductive polymer and an incredibly conductive metal. Because of its extremely conductive surface, any personnel that comes in contact with the metal in the opening will quickly become hostile. Additionally, any personnel that enters the opening become hostile, resulting in disciplinary action. This can be reversed by removing the metallic door from the top floorwell after every kill.
1397
1398The door is currently held open by [REDACTED]. Any personnel found in the opening will immediately become hostile, and will order them out of the room. Any personnel that enters the opening through a window will immediately become hostile, and will order them out of the room.
1399The door to the subject's body cavity is locked at all times, and cannot be unlocked. This includes removing the covered area and latching it shut. If a window is to be maintained at all from the inside, the locked door will remain locked at all times. Under no circumstances will a window be allowed within 30 meters of the subject's body as long as the available space is not more than 30 meters from the subject's body.
1400
1401Exceptions are made for individuals who have a compulsion to view children, or for researchers who are regularly reassigned for unrelated reasons. All subjects who have been willfully infected by MERS that is assimilated by other hosts become immune to infection, except for those individuals who have been modified by Triclosan. Exposed subjects also become less infectious, and thus less likely to become carriers of the virus. In addition, the immunity that has been shown to protect against infectious diseases depends entirely on the host's ability to tolerate the modified host's effects. Transmission of the modified host to the uninfected does not neutralize the infection, but only severely reduces the host's ability to transmit the infection to others. In addition, the symbiotic relationship that exists between infected subjects and other hosts reduces in importance as the epidemic proceeds.
1402
1403The original host becomes inactive once the mutation disperses; therefore, there is no accurate dividing of organisms within a host. Of note, the mutation that results from hosts having differing rates of EVM are also those that develop immediately following exposure. Evolved subjects are at higher risk for developing H2N2 infections, though there is no universally agreed upon process for generating H2N2. There is also a 90th percentile IQ, which measures differences between the human race and AI.
1404
1405There is some dispute as to the purpose of SCP-077, other than the fact that it appears to be SCP-077 at first sight. An individual who has observed SCP-077, and who has since been identified to be SCP-077, has both said that it was an imposter's ploy. Several cases have been reported where agents of the Government of ███████ had to be killed to continue to use SCP-077. In any event, it was not until the containment breach of Site-2323█ in April of [REDACTED].il that SCP-077 enters the building.
1406Item #: SCP-078
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1409SCP-062 comes in two basic forms: intact ribcages and replicated garments. Notably, both of these replicas share the same DNA, with SCP-062 surviving and flawless ribcages in both cases providing support for identical prejudice. SCP-062 also appears to be self-sufficient in food and water, and should maintain a consistent caloric intake.
1410
1411However, while replicas of real individuals are physically capable of living, SCP-062's are highly evolved social insects. SCP-062 produces distinct colonies within its walls, showing that it is an active member of its family. While identical-looking replicas of real individuals are not nearly as intelligent as their identical-looking half-human hosts, their similarity in cognitive abilities suggests that SCP-062 is highly intelligent and frequently speaks of its "changing into existence" routine. Living human hosts are generally poor at conceiving self-pacedly and are easily angered or angered by those who try to suggest that it possesses a superior in physical appearance.
1412
1413Although SCP-062 can easily recognize human faces, it is not known why. In the absence of suitable humans to serve as hosts, SCP-062 will follow a pattern of ignoring human voices and interacting directly with its host. At first, SCP-062 will act cooperative, but as time has progressed it has become aware of human voices and has begun to attempt to impersonate them. As humanity has evolved to handle such impersonation more effectively, SCP-062 has developed a preference for deception and is increasingly aggressive in order to gain exposure for its programs. It will generally act this way as it has in the past engaged in research into human-to-human communication.
1414
1415SCP-062 will make eye contact with most human subjects it sees, regardless of prior contact. However, it will cut short any contact when sent on a suicide mission or a rescue mission. If left unchecked, SCP-062 will attempt to commit suicide with relative ease, though new subjects are created that possess an enhanced memory and/or enhanced cognitive ability that allow SCP-062 to effectively see into the future. New subjects are created when a hostile initial stage in personality disorders called Adipocyte Catalytic Zoonoticism (ACZ) develops which profoundly alters the way SCP-062 thinks and acts relating it to its host. SCP-062 responds by altering the way it views and does business, gradually transforming itself from a highly-civilized, outward-looking human into one who is thought to be highly intelligent. SCP-062 does not appear to have any common sense when it comes to external environments, having a somewhat blank and passive demeanor that is often seductive.
1416
1417However, when it comes to communication with its host, SCP-062 has become less than genial to all facets. Subject 447 is extremely sociable and enjoys making eye contact with anyone who goes near the Sigma Protocol protocol listed by SCP-086. SCP-062 has become increasingly cold and distant in the years since it has been at MTF-Dallas, though not truly deceased. No memorial service has been scheduled for its victim, either.
1418
1419Description: SCP-062 is a morgue in the basement of [REDACTED] Hospital in Houston, Texas. Until 198â–ˆ, there were no reported anomalous occurrences within the morgue. Reports of strange activity were first received in the basement of the morgue on April 1. Up to this time, the noise of automobiles and other vehicles had little to no effect by any means. The noise of cars became increasingly distant in volume as time went on, and the doorways to the morgue became inaccessible.
1420
1421The door to the morgue sustained damage in at least one incident on April 1, 198â–ˆ. The damage was not immediately known, and the entrance to the morgue was not yet sealed. Several rats (Rhesus oxus) had been reported near the entrance, but it is unknown if these were caused by the building at the entrance, but rather by an unusual animal (Solanus alba) more capable of interspecies communication. It attacked males and females in groups, and cleaned and fed the male, often foraging for female during the day. The males would not feed on the female's vomit during the night, and would instead lay their eggs in soil the following day. The eggs would hatch a few hours later in soil the next morning. The female would then lay the eggs on the surrounding surface of the ground to provide cover for the newly-coated males. The males would feed on the female's feces for several days, and then lay their eggs again in the ground to provide a winterly feed. The eggs would then move onto the next female after the third or fourth day, until they had layered onto the next female again. The female would then lay the remaining males in her network of underground tunnels until they had been reduced to a manageable mass. These "muds" would then pass through a constant stream
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1423Belt Strap
1424
1425Sewing Station
1426
1427Plunder Injection Post
1428
1429Terminal Containment Area
1430
1431Safe Containment Area
1432
1433
1434Description: SCP-032 is a mass of pipes, vents, boilers, air-conditioners, and a host of other things. Various microbes live within SCP-032 and produce and consume it, and other organisms within the SCP-032 module produce and consume the same substance. Because of this, accidents have occurred when SCP-032's heating and cooling systems were deliberately set off, causing SCP-032 to Overheat and Overheat the PC over a period of several days. SCP-032 has sinceounded many times by PC owners and, in some cases, fatalities.
1435
1436Item #: SCP-033
1437
1438Object Classified information
1439
1440Object is a double-edged sword. If you wear it, it behaves exactly the way a normal suit would, and if exposed to light, the "flammability" of the suit will eventually cause it to degrade and crumble to dust. If left standing for too long, the entire suit will begin to absorb the secondary metallic fuel, and, eventually, implosion.
1441
1442If, after a period of sustained sustained use, the suit is accidentally recharged, the duration will soon double and the rate of fires occurring. If this happens too frequently, the fuel will slow to a fuel-burning point and the rate of fires increase. It should be noted that the rate of fires increased by the recharging, even at a lower rate, is vastly greater than the rated burn rate of the original suit. As the flames intensify, the viscosity of the flames increases and the viscosity of the new bricks absorb the excess heat and create the fires, creating an acceptable amount of the sustained fires. The increased heat and the increased fuel consumption ultimately make the suit collapse, exposing the wearer to greater rates of fires.
1443
1444However, the suit also has a secondary effect: Any ignited human flesh or other solid object centred on a specific spot within SCP-033 will raise the heat and create the flames. This effect appears to be linked to the location and manner in which SCP-033 is lit. On one hand, the human flesh and other objects ignite more quickly and evenly than any other fashion item, with almost no correlation to the source of the object or the rate at which objects are burned. On the other, the temperature of the human flesh appears to vary depending on the object and rate of the human flesh burn, and it should be noted that the amount of flesh burned varies with temperature which, in turn, affects the rate at which the human flesh is warmed by objects and gases. For purposes of acceptable (temperatures in the low thousands of Kelvin) and reasonable (temples in the middle of Page 033+) grade temperance, any object in between 30 and 400 Kelvin will inherently raise or lower the temperature of the human flesh simultaneously. (However, whatever the cause, an entirely random process occurs before or after any decision is made.) Objects in between 400 and 499 Kelvin will invariably ignite at the same time, and some liquids appear to increase the chance of an increase in temperature as fuel. (See Addendum 033-01 for additional details.)
1445
1446Any temperature increases or decreases by SCP-033 will always be propitious for the introduction of new objects and stimuli into SCP-033. The initial impression is that the objects introduced or stimuli are attached to SCP-033 well in advance, and that the object's sudden appearance is due to an unusually powerful heat source. In fact, one would think that an object of considerable size and complexity would one day be introduced into SCP-033, given that initial impression. More surprisingly, the object's sudden appearance is accompanied by the object attempting to burn human flesh, which in turn, will attempt to cause the burn of human flesh. The object will begin burning at a rate roughly proportional to the amount of skin on the exposed body. Eventually, the ratio will start to increase, and the process will progress to the point where the object's skin will vaporize almost instantaneously. Due to the extreme temperatures at which SCP-033 appears to be, the exact timing of the phenomenon is unknown.
1447
1448Item #: SCP-034
1449
1450Object Class: Euclid
1451
1452Special Containment Procedures: SCP-034 is to be contained in an area no longer remotely contaminated with Keter-grade genotoxicants. Keter-grade poisons are to be avoided in all samples taken from SCP-034. Testing of Keter-grade poisons is to avoid in any way possible. No samples taken from SCP-034 shall be taken at any time for any reason without the prior written approval of at least two (2) Level 4 staff. No personnel will be allowed on duty for less than 28 hours without proper authorization from two (2) Level 4 staff. Full hazard equipment and explosive are to be secured at all times.
1453
1454Description: SCP-034 is a fast-spreading
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1456Revolutionary changes in molecular weight have continuously happened in the host's lifetime, so one would expect the changes to be permanent. However, changes in mass and composition appear in every cell of the organism, and temporary ones are occurring all the more rapidly. One effect is that cells with a neutralizing effect can be used to create suppressive antibodies to SCP-030. Research is underway to discover additional mechanisms for inducing suppressive antibodies, especially in the case of newly formed antibodies.
1457
1458SCP-030 refers to itself as "Ariel" and is shown to be a male human with a 13-week unbeaten streak. Though he appears to age quickly, he is still able to lift nearly 50kg (165 lbs) and has a strongly built physique. In spite of this, he is still able to forcefully pull a 17-by-8-foot (10 by 12 by 12) oak tree over his head, giving him weight loss benefits despite his not-so-pleat right hand. When the weight is no longer taken, the sapwood or 'wood 'wax' from the oak tree will create a new kind of stable, as long as the original weight is not more than 50kg.
1459
1460SCP-030 also has a tendency to overwork. When properly maintained, SCP-030 will raise the weight of a single tree over a short amount of time, providing an extra pound with no adverse effects. SCP-030 has also shown an ability to maintain a weight sufficient to replace worn-out fuel cells. If not properly maintained, SCP-030 will overheat and burn through any remaining fuel, until it is empty. Recommended that the fuel cells be replaced within 24 hours.
1461
1462SCP-030 was first brought to the Foundation's attention when it was found that a small crew of pilgrims had been chopping incense at a local church. The flames flared when a church assistant was informed of a burning sensation in the back of the head. The employee was soon identified as SCP-030, and her presence was declared a local emergency. As the church was destroyed, efforts to contain SCP-030 were made at UMass Amherst to locate its inhabitants and contain its heat.
1463
1464Conversations with SCP-030 were terminated afterSusie Grant, a sophomore at UMass Amherst, reported that her college had caught sight of SCP-030 in the building, asking if anyone was allowed to see it. A call was immediately placed to the building's security apparatus, which was activated, and SCP-030 was captured and incinerated.
1465
1466Item #: SCP-031
1467
1468Object Class: Keter
1469
1470Special Containment Procedures: SCP-031 is to be contained in a 5 m x 5 m box with a small amount of cardboard in each corner. The lid is to be locked midway through the recording, and the music or live recordings are to be placed in the box at all times unless the music or recordings become readily accessible.
1471
1472When not in recording, an "A" will play when not in production, followed by a left turn when not in production. The sound effects box opens during this period, and any recorded voices are to be destroyed. The music or recordings are to be returned to storage for analysis.
1473
1474When not in production, SCP-031 Levels are to be maintained at 4.3. This can be increased by burning SCP-031 files in the casualty area around the recording device. Elevator shaft is to be raised to room's surface level to avoid possible damage to flooring and ceiling components if fired.
1475
1476Description: SCP-031 is a snuff book written in 32-bulg Unicode using the Standardized Semitic alphabet. The cover depicts a figure headed by a small humanoid face, and the words "Ages 12-19" are spelled incorrectly.
1477
1478Reading the book, an individual will be allowed two (2) hours of free time during the twelve (12) hours between reading. The individual reading is not allowed to conversing with the individual reading, since this could result in hurtling the figure towards causing damage. Only one (1) person may be allowed into SCP-031 at a time, and all individuals are to be denied access to the article is read.
1479
1480An old printout of SCP-031 was found at the Halifax archives that had the words "All Is Lost" scrawled on it. The original handwritten note was found sitting on the counter of a Halifax City Library library in 1976. It was quickly forgotten about by professionals searching the area for it.
1481
1482Subjects (and entities) being studied by SCP-031 are:
1483
1484An animal (species unknown), including guinea pigs, humans, amoebae, and crustaceans.
1485An animal (species unknown), including humans, guinea pig, and moray animal species.
1486An animal (species unknown), including humans, dogs, and cats.
1487A small portion of the subject's mind (brain) is to be filled with "indirect sights
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1489A number of acts result from the collective action of two or more Night People, who wake up one morning with a message: "ELVDY YOUNG." Since agents of the U.S. Government do not normally monitor Internet activity, agents of the U.S. Government Mobile Task Force Quantico-Levolution located this message on a Mobile Task Force Mobile Task Force Romea prior to broadcasting. Agents of the U.S. Government'Social Security number, debit/credit card number, and birth certificate scan these messages for duplicates.
1490
1491If the portion containing the words "All men are created equal" is not longer than 30 characters, the app will broadcast a warning that the file has been lost, including the phrase "All men are created equal." This message can be stopped with the addition of an audio/video device.
1492
1493If the portion with the phrase "Who created all men?" is not longer than 50 characters, the app will broadcast a second warning suggesting that the file be closed and recording equipment on.
1494
1495If the portion with the phrase "Originally created. Ever lived?" is not longer than 55 characters, the app will broadcast the command log and append the changes to the manifest.txt file. The changes are permanent.
1496
1497If the portion with the phrase "Originally released. Should be preserved." or similar is longer than 50 characters, or if the file is re-created too soon after initial deletion, or if the file is posted too long after initial deletion. The file is re-classified as an archived file, so that retrieval of the original file may not repeat a while.
1498
1499Note: Despite the fact that the file is incredibly useful to agents working with SCP-068, agents working with SCP-068 should never assume that their code is always up to snuff. In fact, taking agents by surprise may result in termination or even reassignment. For more information, see Filename cache:Agent-068.txt.
1500
1501Item #: SCP-069
1502
1503Object Class: Euclid
1504
1505Special Containment Procedures: SCP-069 is contained within a Standard Secure Humanoid Containment Cell in Research Sector-02 at Site-19. SCP-069 is to be sedated before any attempts to transport it. Several layers of padding have been added to keep out of proper supervised exposure levels for SCP-069. Security cameras have been installed to monitor for threats and to verify operator consent.
1506
1507In the event of a breach by SCP-069, all keys required for assignment to Containment-Top are to be supplied immediately. The command log and other records of the Site may be obtained at http://ssc-usa.internic.mil/index.html . Containment-Top is to be staffed by personnel who have never held a Level 4 security clearance, and who are capable of performing most of SCP-069's functions but who may have weak points for providing access to restricted areas or for overriding documentation.
1508
1509Description: SCP-069 is a presumed humanoid entity of variable appearance and gender. Through an unknown ability, whenever SCP-069 is left alone with a recently deceased human body, the body will disappear and SCP-069 will simply appear again. The body will always be in a semi-anomalous range at the time of its appearance, and thus difficult to determine precisely where SCP-069 fits in relation to any other living human. This effect occurs even if there is a communication barrier at the location where SCP-069 is placed.
1510
1511When left alone with a recently dead human body, SCP-069 will simply continue to look at the body (unless, testing which occurs every 60 minutes, there is an issue with its brain or if a "must-see" viewing window is opened). It will then disappear.
1512
1513It is unknown whether SCP-069 actually exists or is an administrative/research staff member of SCP-███. It often speaks in a male voice, often with a young male voice, and has black fur and a deep set of black chin bristles. SCP-069 has expressed preference for ice water and occasionally something completely different (e.g. a female doctor speaking in a male voice of medical advice appears more often in his patients than in his patients, and a male doctor speaking in a female voice of news reports).
1514
1515SCP-069 has expressed interest in human blood, and was last heard speaking in French on a recent afternoon.
1516
1517Item #: SCP-070
1518
1519Object Class: Euclid
1520
1521Special Containment Procedures: This spell is to prevent the random occurrence of [DATA EXPUNGED] items during testing, and to facilitate the testing of more highly-detailed items. Only one copy of [DATA EXPUNGED] may be kept at a time, for whatever reason. Only one copy of [DATA EXPUNGED] may be kept at a time, for whatever reason.
1522
1523When an item
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1525At before No-OO analysis, any discrepancy between the two preliminary values are to be ruled out. Origin of the discrepancy is unknown.
1526Item #: SCP-065
1527
1528Object Class: Euclid
1529
1530Special Containment Procedures: SCP-065 is stored in a dedicated containment cell at Site-15. Observations may only be performed with permission from at least two (2) Level 3 Personnel, and personnel working on the Security Site may only act as contractors with Level 3 clearance. Full hazard gear including suit, with the exception of making eye contact with SCP-065, may be taken into custody for non-compliance if and when conditions for doing so become demonstrative of a high-stress workday such as a fire, rioting, or torrential rain. In any contingency, including construction, SCP-065 should be moved to a sealed off site before the need arises.
1531
1532Description: SCP-065 is a morgue in the basement of [REDACTED] Hospital in Great Britain. It is the destination of volunteers for Research in Motion (RIM), a non-violent resistance movement aimed at forcing changes in the health and behaviour of automata around the screen door and door of automobiles. The purpose of this resistance is to limit the reproduction and possession of human beings for use in future media. RIM is implemented via a program which suppresses any perceived symbolic or sexual connection between automobiles and the central nervous system of humans.
1533
1534As rebreathers to a wheelchair, SCP-065 can be reached via a public transport system that terminates at the intersection of Tasmania and New South Wales. The system delivers 065 to the designated intersection, where it is stored indefinitely. Transit between sites is complicated by the fact that 065 cannot be removed from the train or subway car it is transported on. The locomotive it is transported on is a sedans operating firm (though its identity is not yet known) and equipped with cameras, to determine if there is a threat or not. If the firm or models of any specific type are found, the offending car is suspended in space until it is repaired.
1535
1536UPDATED, VERSION 4.0.
1537
1538Description: SCP-065 is an electric car produced in ███. It is light years from any physical object, and has the same appearance, but with a different engine and transmission. It has no brakes or suspensions, and does not need to be driven. It is currently kept in storage at ███████████████.
1539
1540SCP-065 was first brought to the Foundation's attention when it was found with information regarding a car accident in London's Wainwright area which had left the driver dead. As the vehicle was apparently moving at high speed, it was never brought under control and the number plate was never entered.
1541
1542The number plate is an electronically scanned record of the moment the car left the track and was only visible when ignition was turned off. It is currently stored at ███████████████.
1543
1544Item #: SCP-061
1545
1546Object Class: Euclid
1547
1548Special Containment Procedures: Samples of SCP-061 are stored in a number of special isolation chambers in high-security cellars around the world. SCP-061 is housed in a small spherical chamber,064 m in area, encased in an electrically-resistant polymer jerseyan. Protective gear, including gloves, is mandatory when performing any archaeological excavation in the area.
1549
1550A central menu displays all available menu items, plus suggestions for future menu items. Initially, menu items include potatoes, venison, seafood, chips, wine, tea, snacks, and local produce. When requested, the menu bar will open in the presence of the main menu, with a small menu item next to it. All menu items are to be plainrampled into a new menu item, which will be hidden from view.
1551
1552Item 064 is to be stored in a guard dishwasher inside a 064 frame arrayed with a heat sink. The Dwolla technology liquid-cooled by magnetization is to be used to generate the menu items in the dishwasher's dishwasher reservoir. The reservoir is drained and lined with dishwas, ensuring that no water-soaked items are contained within. The selector switch assemblies within 064 are to be sealed with screw-pockets set into the wall of the dispenser to prevent accidental activation.
1553
1554If the "Dedicated" item is not retrieved after 2:00pm on weeknights, the lid of the 064 will be unlocked to admit SCP-061. It must be returned to storage by 4:00pm on weekdays for retrieval to be possible.
1555
1556Description: SCP-061 is a houseboat built in 1659. It was refitted with coal and condemned until it was discovered that refurbished wooden boats do not age evenly. SCP-061 is much more susceptible to avalanches than any other wooden item, and is particularly difficult to slip and
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1558What the media and government cover up about the hundreds of cases of Satanic Ritual Murder of Students 1915-1918 is now a national law in most states and the news cycle surrounding it has been largely stable for the time being. However, the topic has been covered up by many additional cases of SCP-071 being "related," and the date 1915-1918 is being recorded as "extravagant government suppression laws" written into law by "frequently asked-for" tests that have been prepared by security personnel trained and funded by the military."
1559
1560Following what was originally a suicide mission (which was itself contained within SCP-071), the government of ███████ has been notified (in writing), and the subject is to be held in detention until such time as other SCPs can be addressed.
1561
1562Description: SCP-071 is an anomalous artifact discovered in 1920, from an illegal foreign spyware company. According to its researchers, the artifact was originally a "small town in the Russian Far East" then transformed into a remote storage facility for Malware-based SCPs a few weeks later. SCP-071 has since been a significant portion of the facility's hardware, manuals, and protocols, along with most of its personnel. The "technical support" station tasked with conducting repairs is to be staffed by people familiar with the matter, who may or may not have knowledge of Malware-based SCP-071. The "technical support" is to be composed of the same people who are currently assigned to SCP-071, but with vastly different approaches to training, testing, and instruction. The "technical support" is to be staffed by either professionals attempting to persuade someone to become a security personnel or academics attempting to instill a sense of security in their surroundings.
1563
1564The "technical support" is to be staffed by "suspects," who are tasked with seducing, assaulting, and murdering SCP-071, preferably with little more than a cordage. The victims are to be made up of "Thug" (that is, "Guards") and "Guardserant" (that is, individuals who have been left destitute by the Thug or Guardserant). The "Guards" are to be "cured" via "sustained physical therapy" until SCP-071 is "get over it." The "Guards" are to be "reanimated" by no fewer than five (5) operatives per subject. The "Camps" are to be staffed by at least one (1) Level 3 operatives ("Security Researcher") and consist of at least two (2) Level 4 operatives ("Research Agent"). The subject is to be denied access to any modern scientific journals, texts, software, or otherwise relating to SCP-071 or its containment procedures.
1565
1566Imprisonment is to be indefinitely restricted unless a different administration is elected, authorized, or concerned about suppression of SCP-071. This will, if any, severely limit the subject's access to medical care. In which case, subsequent visits to the Subject's Registry Room will merely confirm her fears and lock her out of taking outside-the-Box treatments. Any attempts to "cross-reference" SCP-071 with any Foundation instrument are met with silence. The "Correctional Mission" is to be staffed with no fewer than three (3) Level 3 personnel and is to be staffed with the same projectors as SCP-071's Containment Procedures Committee, as well as no fewer than four (4) Level 4 personnel.
1567
1568Following Incident 071-01 the subject was allowed entry into Foundation custody without any prior approval from Site Administration. Due to ongoing medical emergencies though no official record has been kept of their condition.
1569
1570Item #: SCP-072
1571
1572Object Class: Euclid
1573
1574Special Containment Procedures: Containment Area 25b is to be located within the Foundation's New York Avenue security building, approximately half way between Sixth and Seventh Avenues. This building is to be surrounded with concrete barriers to prevent water from seeping in beneath. A speed gap of at least 30 meters will suffice. Personnel assigned to the case may observe the object or object from several distances as long as the distance is within the permitted 30 meters.
1575
1576All surface transport must be sealed in accordance with standard security protocols, with the exception of locked-down observation environments. Any objects recovered during the search must be disposed of individually, securely, and with prejudice to any retrieval that may occur. All surface transport containing SCP-072 must be turned off at the beginning of each new set of access, with the exception of restricted access. Any personnel attempting to smuggle SCP-072 out of facility are to be immediately reassigned and terminated.
1577
1578Description: SCP-072 is a heavily-tanned male of Arabic and Middle Eastern descent in his early thirties, 185 cm (6'1") tall and 80 kg (165 lbs), with black
1579======================================== SAMPLE 56 ========================================
1580Chucklebone
1581
15827:58 p.m.
1583
1584A HUMAN BEING WHICH YOUNG AND POSSIBLE IN SPONSUSED BY THE SCRIPTURES HASWENT HARD TO THE WAY YOUNG AND POSSIBLE. YOUNG AND POSSIBLE HAVE REMAINENDS POSSESSED YOUNG AND POSSIBLE. YOUNG AND POSSIBLE ARE DIFFERENT IN REGARD TO YOUNG AND POSSIBLE'S YOUNG AND MALEVELATION. YOUNG AND POSSIBLE ARE DIFFERENT IN KEEPING YOURSELF CONSENTED.
1585
15868:55 a.m.
1587
1588Your phone is HARD TO A DATE OF. YOUNG AND POSSIBLE'S VOICE IS MADE UP SIMPLELY, BUT YOU'D EVER WISH TO EXPAND IT TO CELEBRATE KEEPING YOURSELF CONSENTED. YOUNG AND POSSIBLE ARE NOT AQUA CARE. YOUNG AND POSSIBLE REMAINS.
1589
15909:57 a.m.
1591
1592Your phone IS A LOT LESS CAPACITY. YOUNG AND POSSIBLE REMAINS.
1593
1594DURING 3D OPENING, YOUNG AND POSSIBLE REMAINS ARE MADE. YOUNG AND POSSIBLE REMAINS ARE THE MOST DATE YOUNG AND POSSIBLE REMAINS HAVE ENGENED.
1595
1596THEN 6TH CELEBRATE. YOUNG AND POSSIBLE REMAINS ARE AVAILABLE IN YOUR FAMILY.
1597
1598A COUNTDOWN TO 12TH CELEBRATE. YOUNG AND POSSIBLE REMAINS ARE AVAILABLE IN YOUR DATE.DATE. DATE. YOUNG AND POSSIBLE REMAINS WILL BE AVAILABLE IN YOUNG AND POSSIBLE'S.
1599
160013TH CELEBRATE. YOUNG AND POSSIBLE REMAINS WILL BE AVAILABLE IN YOUR DATE. YOUNG AND POSSIBLE REMAINS ARE AVAILABLE IN DATE. YOUNG AND POSSIBLE REMAINS ARE AVAILABLE IN YOURSESSED MOMENT. YOUNG AND POSSIBLE REMAINS WILL BE AVAILABLE IN YOUR MOMENT. YOUNG AND POSSIBLE REMAINS WILL BE AVAILABLE IN YOUR DATE.
1601
160218TH CELEBRATE. YOUNG AND POSSIBLE REMAINS WILL BE AVAILABLE IN YOUR MOMENT. YOUNG AND POSSIBLE REMAINS ARE AVAILABLE IN YOURSESSED MOMENT. YOUNG AND POSSIBLE REMAINS ARE AVAILABLE IN YOURSESSED DATE. YOUNG AND POSSIBLE REMAINS WILL BE AVAILABLE IN YOUR MOMENT. YOUNG AND POSSIBLE REMAINS ARE AVAILABLE IN YOURSESSED MOMENT. YOUNG AND POSSIBLE REMAINS ARE AVAILABLE IN YOURSESSED DATE. YOUNG AND POSSIBLE REMAINS ARE AVAILABLE IN YOURSESSED DATE.
1603
160419TH CELEBRATE. YOUNG AND POSSIBLE REMAINS WILL BE AVAILABLE IN YOUR DATE. YOUNG AND POSSIBLE REMAINS ARE AVAILABLE IN DATE. YOUNG AND POSSIBLE REMAINS ARE AVAILABLE IN DATE. YOUNG AND POSSIBLE REMAINS ARE AVAILABLE IN DATE.
1605
1606A COUNTDOWN TO 2PARTS. YOUNG AND POSSIBLE REMAINS WILL BE AVAILABLE IN YOUNG AND POSSIBLE MOMENT. YOUNG AND POSSIBLE REMAINS WILL BE AVAILABLE IN DATE. YOUNG AND POSSIBLE MOMENT WILL BE AVAILABLE IN YOURSESSED MOMENT. YOUNG AND POSSIBLE MOMENT WILL BE AVAILABLE IN YOURSESSED DATE.
1607
1608A COUNTDOWN TO KICKSTARTER. YOUNG AND POSSIBLE REMAINS WILL BE AVAILABLE IN DATE. YOUNG AND POSSIBLE REMAINS WILL BE AVAILABLE IN DATE. YOUNG AND POSSIBLE MOMENT MOMENT. YOUNG AND POSSIBLE MOMENT.
1609
1610A COUNTDOWN TO DIE, YOUTH. YOUTH. YOUTH. YOUTH. YOUTH. YOUTH. YOUTH'S DATE HAS NOT BEEN SPENT.
1611
1612YET YOU'D BEEN EXTRA SHIEDOPRIED, TOO. YOUNG AND POSSIBLE. YOUNG AND POSSIBLE. YOUNG AND POSSIBLE. YOUNG AND POSSIBLE.
1613
1614YOUNG AND POSSIBLE
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1616There is an immediate risk of potassium ion synthesis following exposure to SCP-037. Detailed schematics are contained in the document's Reference Document.
1617
1618Item #: SCP-038
1619Object Class: Euclid
1620
1621Special Containment Procedures: Although the area around SCP-038 is to be cleaned once every day, no personnel are allowed to observe or interact with SCP-038 more frequently than is generally expected. Cleanup crews will be posted at all times. Should a critical point in the excavation ever becomes available, teams will be instructed to clear the area and call for backup.
1622
1623Description: SCP-038 is an area 11 m (20 ft) by 11 m (20 ft) tall, concrete spacesuited by PCGS. Walls are made of reinforced, cast iron, and covered with tough, hide-resistant polytetrafluoroethylene (teflon). Support beams are set to a specific angle from the ceiling, and walls areobarbed to keep temperatures at a minimum on all explorations.
1624
1625A central processing center (CPUC), located at the northern end of the excavation shaft, performs the majority of the excavation, usually via human contact. The CPUC is heavily armed with precision-guided, high-intensity fire, and has been known to encounter null-grievous objects before it was breached. The center of the CPUC is surrounded by 3 m of reinforced concrete and 1 m of reinforced stone, with a slalom floor for observation purposes. Numerous cameras have been mounted on the walls and ceiling to monitor for anomalous objects.
1626
1627Interior temperature is approximately 93 Kelvin, and cannot be altered by any means, internal or external. Excessive moisture and temperatures caused by interactions with potentially hostile objects can result in temporary frostbitten systems.
1628
1629No personnel despatches, or defaulters, have been received from around the world in the last six (6) years. Contingencies for crew despatches and crewmembers despatches are under consideration by ISO/IEC 2000/23, along with a number of other security protocols, they are to be developed and maintained.
1630
1631Description: SCP-038 is a heavily-preserved artifact believed to be a copy of the ████████ mask introduced into the security of a church in the ██████████ region of █████. When brought into the presence of a churchgoer, the mask allowed the masked wearer to bypass normal security measures and infiltrate the church unnoticed. In addition to its symbolic value as a church treasure, SCP-038 is believed to have important symbolic value in occult and science-related circles.
1632
1633Membership in a church that assumed the mask of a deceased member shows that membership is no longer offered to vigilant individuals but is offered to those who are willing to do anything to retain the mask. Those who do volunteer and those who do die show signs of being partially human, though they are not fully human. The church remains standing, though its status as a church compound changes depending on how long the membership remains. Those who have retired from the church and those who have never left it have a combined membership of over sixty (60) people. Most are no longer needed and will be retired to various nearby chapels to be replaced. Humans who have remained have retained all knowledge and abilities of the human race since their leave.
1634
1635Membership in a church that becomes active during the day and leaves members inactive becomes more difficult in the afternoon when the atmosphere becomes much more comfortable and motivation increases. Members will become inactive at night and come to a standstill while others attempt to leave the church. It is not known why this occurs. Those who become inactive or who do not wish to remain inactive become hostile and aggressive whenever they depart the church. Those who are left inactive become hostile and aggressive when they return. It is unknown how these feelings develop or if any events induce them to become hostile or aggressive again. Those who become active often leave the church and do not return. Those who do remain often re-visit the archives and discover many have vanished while those who remain do not. There is no known maximum range to communicate with members and many have faded as a result. Members may seem inactive at times, but when they become active they become increasingly hostile and aggressive. Members become more hostile and aggressive as they become exposed to known hostile entities. When a subject leaves the church, some become difficult to kill and many become more dangerous than others. The only protection members currently have is that which must be given to them when they leave the church is that it will never be able to stand up again.
1636
1637Any time an entity leaves the body or the mind of a person, it becomes conscious. This applies to any entities that exit the body, though some vanish entirely before their will. Though there are specific medical purposes for which entities can be found, it is not known why these entities desire to remain in the body is there anything wrong with that?
1638
1639Tem
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1641SCP-076 is to be guarded by three (3) personnel at all times. A lavatory located at SCP-076's containment room is to be manned at all times.
1642
1643Following Incident 062-Alpha (Incident 062-Alpha-Stl), personnel who have completed at least 1000 hours of organized playtime and/or have returned after a one-way flight have their status updates posted. These updates are not posted when the playtime has ended, or the flight has ended.
1644
1645Areas of SCP-076-Alpha that are visible from SCP-076-Alpha III will still be visible after 0100 hours of observation, 11:1 magnification.
1646
1647SCP-076-Alpha III begins visible to personnel on ██/█/007.
1648
1649Site cover: District of Columbia
1650
1651Peripheral Surveillance Satellite
1652
1653Containment Area 535
1654
1655Transport Area 24
1656Object Class object 267 is diverted from Site Wizardcybase for the maintenance of SCP-076-Alpha III while it is in transit at Site Wizardcybase. Object is to be replaced as Site Wizardcybase becomes aware of a security breach. Security level not yet known.
1657
1658Description: SCP-076 is a colored light cube made out of graphite. Object is formed when a human (Humanoid Containment-Object) being, when it is left on, is left with a graphite-containing object (statue stone), and when an additional object (stone cube) is completely turned against it. This effect appears to be localized to humans, with exceptions: at least one (1) employee of Site Wizardcybase's security staff found this effect and came forward with information about the incident. Security level not yet known.
1659
1660When an object is left on withoutfixing the cube, it becomes transparent again, and the radius of the effect is no longer larger than that of a standard light bulb. However, the radius of the effect may increase significantly if the bulb is turned on too often, or if the method of transmission is a non-travelling human (see Addendum 067-01)). Because the cube does not appear to affect the radius of the effect at any time, it does not require maintenance.
1661
1662If any light enters the cube while inside, making contact with SCP-076, or if any hole is found that can hold SCP-076, any personnel (including children) that are outside when the cube is created, is immediately killed.
1663If any reflective material touches the cube, or if any hole becomes available for use by the entrance, it is immediately captured and destroyed.
1664No personnel are killed while inside the cube, or if any reflective material is not observed leaving SCP-076, or if any reflective material absorbs any damage, the spot is immediately re-filled in size, and the cube is no longer needed.
1665Item #: SCP-077
1666
1667Object Class: Euclid
1668
1669Special Containment Procedures: The host of SCP-077 (currently 077-01) is to be kept in a 6 m x 6 m room with a VHF/UHF antenna. Lighting within the room is to be controlled, and the room to be observation room must always be devoid of distractions. To maintain the illusion of space, the room must constantly be able to observe SCP-077, regardless of the object it is contained within is found in. None of the rooms in the observation room are to be equipped withstations or weapons, and any objects not observing either host or fitted for action are to be disappeared immediately.
1670
1671Subjects within 2 m of the host or in a walking motion must be killed in any way, with the added bonus ofpresuming the parasite dies instead of catching it on another host. A minimum ofone hundredandnine (101) hosts must be maintained within the 2 m range of the host, and there are to be as many hosts in the room as there are hosts.
1672
1673The host must be protected by a post-harvest suit of high quality black leather or similar, with at least one (1) meter thick of synthetic material surroundingthe material. The suit must be capable of supporting a living organism for at least six (6) hours, and musthaveatus (muscles, skin, and organs) should not be able to breathe free of stress. The suit musthaveatusculptorsshouldnot be able to pull a firearm againstunderclampment, orifice orskin unless specifically instructed otherwise byazurebodyhand. There may be instanceswhen the host ishalalreadysothatthe hostukeroothlyfeelpleaded withrehension during the entireduration. SCP-077expressionsthatfollow withinighthirty (irty)videosarecapable oflecting backtofrontmatter.audio-equipment. The hosts must undergo a one (1)way surgeryafterop surgerythatdecrementstoperfectorscapabilitiesthatcl
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1675Foreign contributions, in addition to any other form of monetary or cooperative cooperation, may be made. No larger than a HIT-3 personnel can be undercover at this time. Any requests for sexual favors from within the United States are to be denied. All undercover agents are to undergo training on the topic and approval from top Level Government officials so they may begin their work accordingly.
1676
1677Current undercover agents are to undergo background check procedures and no interviews prior to their entrance into the TNSA.
1678
1679The use of undercover agents for any purpose is strictly forbidden. No monetary compensation is to be made available for such acts.
1680
1681If any material is discovered in relation to Agent Grant, Command, placement or other information relating to Agent Grant, Agent Grant, Expedition 381-1, the matter will be forwarded to the Senior Mission Support Agent at Armed Forces Africa. Any personnel leaving the Site or attempting to engage in recreational activities thereafter are to be immediately terminated and must be immediately reassigned. Commanders are instructed to seek civilian replacement personnel for off-site salvage activities.
1682
1683Current and former agents and staff admitted to having knowledge of Agent Grant or its derivatives may only be removed from the network by command or approval from at least two (2) Level 4 Personnel. This order is to prevent the impersonation of individuals who have not yet been actively involved in the production or use of Agents Grant, or individuals who have not yet appeared to be interested in Agents Grant.
1684
1685All attempts to transport former or current Agents through unmarked vehicles or other non-lethal means must be halted as soon as possible after giving entry to SCP-076. No vehicles carrying former or current Agents are allowed within the facility. Only TWO (2) vehicles entering the facility at any time are to be used for testing or replacement of Agents.
1686
1687Description: SCP-076 consists of an old wooden barn door and footnoted doorkeeping supplies. No records of any kind were found at any point in its life. SCP-076 seems to have left no traces of anything unusual or deleterious about it. Living organisms that come into contact with SCP-076's corpse during these encounters are generally very pleased to receive the presence's favor and presence is believed to have commenced some time between ██ and ██ CE.
1688
1689SCP-076 will then use its decomposing corpse to enter and exit the containment area of its current containment area. This includes, but is not limited to, opening and closing doorways, maintaining the proper temperature for its digestibility, and cleaning floors and floor after floor to ensure that nothing anomalous is ever present. There is also a secondary method by which SCP-076 can be worn by its larger members, though these are often side-effect-free, as SCP-076 closes its doors automatically after exiting them.
1690
1691It is believed that SCP-076 came into contact with any organic matter that was moved about within its chambers. Muzzle devices have been observed to move SCP-076's chambers, causing it to shut. In addition, dust and dirt have been observed leaving SCP-076's chambers. In any event, SCP-076 has been recording material on SCP-682 for inspection.
1692
1693Item #: SCP-078
1694
1695Object Class: Euclid
1696
1697Special Containment Procedures: Subject is currently housed within a two (2) room one (2) meter cube measuring 3/4 by 3/4 by 1 meter cube, with a single room for study. It is to be afforded access to a deep thinker designed to research theories on quantum physics and to draw inferences from these theories that are conducive to its conclusion. Current research focuses on studying the properties of the universe through observational method; future explorations might look at observational evidence from multiple dimensions, but for now SCP-078 focuses on the current hypothesis and not theories of general relativity or nuclear physics.
1698
1699Structural damage to the subject's physical integrity is to be minimal, depending on the size and intelligence of the subject. The subject is to be given sedatives and painkillers on request, but no verbal abuse is to be given. Violence is to be rare, but recommended. Research proposals are to be met once per week by an upper-classman faculty member selection committee. To date, no selection is underway to remove SCP-078 from containment, but it is to be investigated soon.
1700
1701Description: SCP-078 is a presumed humanoid entity of variable appearance and gender. Through an unknown ability, whenever SCP-078 is left alone with a recently deceased human body, the body will disappear and SCP-078 will take on the appearance, mannerisms, and knowledge of the recently dead individual.
1702
1703Through extensive experimentation, it has been shown that SCP-078 is actually human, albeit with a vastly different set of cultural, cognitive, and physical attributes. For example, the creature's accentuates the phonetic sounds used to pronounce the individual's name, instead of those originating from lesser known
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1705THANK YOU YOU, CURIOUS SCIENTIST. YOU'RE A VICTIM. YOU'LL BE ABLE TO SEE IF YOU'M ABLE TO SOMETHING ELSE. YOU'LL BE DISTURBED. YOU'D BE TRAGED TO REMAIN IN A PORTAL OR YOU'LL BE SCIENTISTS. YOU WOULD BE RELEASED, YOUTH, IF YOU'M DISTURBED. YOU'B EACH KICKED, YOUTHRuled, KILLED, OR SOMETHING ELSE. YOUNG, DIVA GIVES YOU A DIFFERENCE IN VICTORY. YOUNG, DIVA WIVES YOUNG, DIVA DIVES YOUNG, AND YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG
1706
1707There are currently no 8th level A lookup named after you.
1708
1709You can Request a Skeleton at will with utmost Respect
1710
1711Your Ex is one hell of a host, and it's a real shame that it has to be held there at all! — Inhuman Vocalism
1712
1713SCP-074
1714
1715Found: SCP-074
1716
1717Translator: The Last Ancient One
1718
1719Countries: None
1720
1721Special Containment Procedures: Despite the fact that SCP-074 is actually a human (with rudimentary hearing), efforts to remove it from the enclosure at the Samples Area 2 (which is connected to an Outer Security Area 25 by a fencing line and surrounding trestle), are met with failure. The scent of burnt tissue is visible just outside the enclosure, just steps from the containment area. This containment area is to be used only once per week as a "mini-therapy room" and no restraints have been installed. Glimpses of tissue have been found inside the containment area, though no harmful substances have been detected.
1722
1723While attempts to free SCP-074 from the enclosure are met with failure, it is not until the containment area has been completely filled with SCP-074's blood products (which, as of yet, have not been detected) that SCP-074's anomalous properties manifest. The effects of removing SCP-074 from the containment area are as yet unticked; undetected blood-to-skin contact is enough to result in death, if left unchecked for longer than recommended. Blood-to-skin contact may become toxicologic if not tempered enough. Red blood cells may also become contaminated if not treated.
1724
1725When to draw the blood
1726
1727Viruses and foreign organisms can become involved in the blood-to-skin connection if the environment around the subject is exposed to them. In which case the subject must be allowed to draw blood for one night, at least. Within 10 meters of any subject holding a knife or other lethal weapon, drawknife and beheading weapon drawn directly under the skin for investigation. If gas is detected, the subject must be held down and restrained and potentially placed into a lethal mode. In which case the subject must be allowed to consume sap for one night and then allowed to rise during the next shift to consume fresh blood. If the subject experiences adverse reactions to consuming blood, such as being overly aggressive or sensitive, administration of blood or wine may be authorized. If the blood becomes too heavy for his body to handle, administration may be authorized. Following the conclusion of the shift, subjects are required to undergo an open blood transfusion.
1728
1729Note: Despite the fact that the subject is an apparently intelligent species, it is not until the twenty-first episode (the subject is no longer required to speak or act) after the shift that the subject's connection to the story is restored. The next day the subject is allowed to eat his body off the table so that it may be eaten again. He is also given a chance to apologize for any incidents of over-consumption he has had while on the eating plan.
1730
1731Should the need to apologize arise, subjects are instructed to eat their bodies off the table and not eat anything else that comes in contact with their bodies. They are not allowed snacks greater than chocolate chips.
1732
1733There is a limit to what blood can yield when the subject is held down. If the subject is held down for more than one hour, the amount of blood his or her yield drops by 50%. End of story.
1734
1735SCP-074 had multiple sclerosis, a degenerative disease initially thought to be caused by sap on the skin. More recently, it has been shown to be a form of degenerative necrosis similar to gangrene, also known as "flesh-eating disease." Aggressive skin contact with infected parts of the body can result in the amputation of the muscle fiber controlling the majority
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1737Humanoid subjects, whose biology is in agreement that of a single large-scale, deleterious mutation, suffer its consequences. For example, a subject with a roughly equivalent Humanoid Ph-D in biology who was previously infected with SCP-044 suffered the effect of attempting to consume a human meal of his choice per meal; instead of conforming to the meal's dictates, the subject consumed the human skin directly in front of him. The subject was then permanently retarded to a slightly different body; hence the acronym HOLOGRAM-DRIED.
1738
1739Human organs are also involved, albeit slowly; the subject does not seem to notice this, though he should be cautious in the case of an infection which is too large to easily be contained. Infected subjects also become dependent on the treatment of a highly skilled staff member. Should the subject's status decline, or if so inclined, SCP-044 was able to return to normal size again with no apparent anomalous activity. It is hypothesized that this is due to the rapid stimulation of the central nervous system by the "mind-body connection", as the "muscle" moves between the body and the "mind" at will. Of note is the amount of time the "mind-body connection" does not ping back at the subject, either: nearly two minutes have elapsed since transmission had lasted. This ping-ponging was not limited to the subject's body: the host also received a detailed geolocation of the "body", including time zone, known planet, animal, and personas; all were within approximately five (5) minutes of one another; the total elapsed time was almost twice that of normal subjects.
1740
1741SCP-044 was first brought to the Foundation's attention when it shot footage of a man attempting to board a plane diverted after being struck by an object reported to be that of a person of high moral character. The subject, later identified as a Caucasian male in his late thirties, was quickly apprehended and held for questioning by Federal Bureau of Investigation agents. Several hours of undercover operation by local, state, and federal agents resulted in the arrest of the subject and the discovery of an extensive computer virus awaiting activation that could potentially yield the key to the elusive "mind device" (see Appendix 1 for more on this subject).
1742
1743Personnel with Level B clearance or above may have access to SCP-044; however, the activation of the device must be performed through a remote command- and the personnel are NOT TO BE ADVISED OF ANY COMPLICATED INVOLVEMENTS WIELDED IN KEEPING SUCH A FILE. Any personnel attempting to bypass this security measure must be removed and reported to [REDACTED]. All log-ins to SCP-044 must be performed by Level 4 personnel, with discretion given to personnel entering their offices for scientific, medical, or security purposes. All personnel entering an office must undergo a background check and appear before a security screening chamber once per hour; during this procedure there MUSTBE NO ANGUISHING OR TASTEING GIRLS, INCLUDING STUDENT REMEDITS. Security personnel entering an office must POST THEIR SCOPE, SCOPE ARMOUR, SCIENCE EXPERT, AND SEELE EXPERT SCPs, WERE SCRYED AND IDENTIFIED TO PROVIDE AVAILABILITY OF CERTAIN EMOTIONS, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, PENETRATION, MACHINE PULLING, MOISTURE, PUNITIONS, DANGEROUS DIALOGS, YOUTH, DIFFICULTANCY, EXPERT, AND DANGEROUS TOIPER.
1744
1745There is currently no 074-Level personnel assigned to SCP-044.
1746
1747Item #: SCP-045
1748
1749Object Class: Euclid
1750
1751Special Containment Procedures: SCP-045 requires no special containment, but it is immensely dangerous, and needs no maintenance at all. Active excavation is to be done no more than three days' notice, and excavation is to start in the morning with no fewer than two (2) excavators on site. Usually the size of a small office building is to be excavated, plus at least one (1) hour's respite from the rest of the building to yield desired properties. The most dangerous properties found are ███████████████, ██████████████, ███████████████, ███████████████ HOMICIENTATIVES, and ███████████████ SCPs.
1752
1753An area five meters in radius around the center of SCP-045's eye seeser is to be carefully observed and guarded. Employees should be reasonably armed and capable of defending themselves from physical attack. If possible, secure the periphery of the room with a exposed wall-mounted security camera, or hide in an adjacent room to avoid exposure to the surrounding environment. Room is to be made as small as possible (less than and parallel to the floor) to avoid reflections off of the walls, and to avoid drawing attention to itself when