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8Idiot!
9
102
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12Ah! Mr. Karim!
13
143
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16I wanted to speak to you
17about the carpets
18
194
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21we sent to the
22British Exhibition.
23
245
2500:02:25,160 --> 00:02:26,719
26There is a problem, sir?
27No, no.
28
296
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31The carpets went down very well.
32
337
3400:02:29,480 --> 00:02:30,709
35In fact, the Governor General
36
378
3800:02:30,920 --> 00:02:32,149
39has received a letter
40from the Royal Household
41
429
4300:02:32,320 --> 00:02:33,549
44thanking him personally.
45
4610
4700:02:33,720 --> 00:02:37,430
48It's all been such a success,
49he has decided
50
5111
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53to present the Queen with a
54"Mohur" as part of the Jubilee.
55
5612
5700:02:41,720 --> 00:02:42,710
58A "Mohur," sir?
59
6013
6100:02:42,880 --> 00:02:43,950
62A Mohur.
63
6414
6500:02:44,120 --> 00:02:47,033
66Apparently, it's some sort
67of ceremonial coin.
68
6915
7000:02:47,200 --> 00:02:49,874
71I have been asked to find
72someone tall to present it.
73
7416
7500:02:50,040 --> 00:02:51,269
76You're the tallest person here.
77
7817
7900:02:52,320 --> 00:02:54,198
80When will she be arriving, sir?
81
8218
8300:02:54,400 --> 00:02:55,675
84Not in Agra...
85
8619
8700:02:55,840 --> 00:02:57,035
88In England!
89
9020
9100:02:57,200 --> 00:02:59,760
92You will travel to England
93
9421
9500:02:59,960 --> 00:03:03,351
96and present the Mohur
97at an official function.
98
9922
10000:03:04,600 --> 00:03:06,114
101Like an equerry.
102
10323
10400:03:06,280 --> 00:03:08,033
105On a horse?
106
10724
10800:03:08,200 --> 00:03:09,953
109I don't think there'll be
110a horse.
111
11225
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114Equerry always has a horse,
115Mr. Tyler, sir.
116
11726
11800:03:14,040 --> 00:03:17,317
119Well, maybe not like
120an equerry, exactly.
121
12227
12300:03:20,200 --> 00:03:21,236
124Morning!
125
12628
12700:03:21,920 --> 00:03:23,036
128Ah! Morning!
129
13029
13100:03:23,400 --> 00:03:24,470
132This is Major Bigge...
133
13430
13500:03:24,680 --> 00:03:27,639
136Extra Groom-in-Waiting to
137the Royal Household, Windsor,
138
13931
14000:03:27,800 --> 00:03:30,031
141who will be in charge
142of your journey.
143
14432
14500:03:30,200 --> 00:03:32,237
146This is Abdul.
147Top hole!
148
14933
15000:03:32,440 --> 00:03:33,954
151And this is Mohammed,
152
15334
15400:03:34,120 --> 00:03:36,874
155who will also be
156presenting the Mohur.
157
15835
15900:03:40,680 --> 00:03:42,319
160He's very short.
161
16236
16300:03:42,480 --> 00:03:44,358
164We had to swap him
165at the last moment.
166
16737
16800:03:44,520 --> 00:03:47,911
169The tall chap had an accident
170with an elephant.
171
17238
17300:04:06,680 --> 00:04:08,592
174Good morning, Your Majesty.
175
17639
17700:04:11,920 --> 00:04:13,070
178At the head
179is the Lord Chamberlain,
180
18140
18200:04:13,160 --> 00:04:15,152
183then the Private Secretary,
184the Deputy Private Secretary,
185
18641
18700:04:15,240 --> 00:04:18,950
188the ladies-in-waiting, the upper
189servants, the lower-upper servants.
190
19142
19200:04:19,120 --> 00:04:20,349
193Then the members
194of the Household.
195
19643
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198One, the Head of the Bedchamber.
199
20044
20100:04:21,840 --> 00:04:23,035
202Two, the Personal Head of Staff.
203
20445
20500:04:23,240 --> 00:04:26,870
206Three, the Butler in Chief, who is
207in charge of the Household Butler,
208
20946
21000:04:27,040 --> 00:04:29,714
211the kitchen factotum, the Head
212Chef, the head of waiting staff,
213
21447
21500:04:29,880 --> 00:04:32,679
216the ordinary waiting staff,
217Windsor, the table maids,
218
21948
22000:04:32,840 --> 00:04:34,194
221then you.
222Any questions?
223
22449
22500:04:34,360 --> 00:04:36,670
226Uh-huh. Who will have
227the Mohur, sir?
228
22950
23000:04:37,040 --> 00:04:38,872
231I'm not exactly sure as yet.
232
23351
23400:04:39,040 --> 00:04:41,111
235I suspect you'll both
236carry it on a cushion.
237
23852
23900:04:41,840 --> 00:04:42,876
240Do we both get a cushion?
241
24253
24300:04:43,040 --> 00:04:44,110
244I really don't know.
245
24654
24700:04:44,280 --> 00:04:48,957
248The key to good service is
249standing still and moving backwards.
250
25155
25200:04:49,280 --> 00:04:53,638
253The most important thing
254is you must not look at her.
255
25656
25700:05:09,400 --> 00:05:11,551
258Have you any idea
259how cold it is in England?
260
26157
26200:05:11,720 --> 00:05:12,915
263We're gonna die there.
264
26558
26600:05:13,160 --> 00:05:14,560
267Why did you agree to come?
268
26959
27000:05:14,720 --> 00:05:15,949
271The tall one
272fell off an elephant.
273
27460
27500:05:16,040 --> 00:05:17,759
276I wasn't given a choice.
277
27861
27900:05:18,080 --> 00:05:20,595
280Ugh! Five thousand miles
281to present a bloody medal
282
28362
28400:05:20,760 --> 00:05:23,070
285to the oppressor of the
286entire Indian subcontinent.
287
28863
28900:05:23,240 --> 00:05:26,677
290You don't realize what a
291great honor this is for us.
292
29364
29400:05:27,840 --> 00:05:30,196
295Have you ever tasted English
296food? They eat pigs' blood.
297
29865
29900:05:30,360 --> 00:05:32,352
300They do not eat pigs' blood.
301I'm telling you.
302
30366
30400:05:32,440 --> 00:05:35,512
305They put pigs' blood in the
306sausages and brains of sheep.
307
30867
30900:05:36,080 --> 00:05:37,196
310Ugh!
311
31268
31300:05:38,440 --> 00:05:40,397
314The place is
315completely barbaric.
316
31769
31800:05:52,000 --> 00:05:53,434
319Give me some money.
320
32170
32200:05:55,120 --> 00:05:56,236
323Please, sir.
324
32571
32600:05:56,400 --> 00:05:58,153
327Civilization!
328
32972
33000:05:58,320 --> 00:05:59,390
331Give us a farthing.
332
33373
33400:05:59,720 --> 00:06:01,313
335Give us a farthing, sir.
336
33774
33800:06:01,480 --> 00:06:02,914
339Arms.
340
34175
34200:06:07,280 --> 00:06:08,270
343Arms.
344
34576
34600:06:10,000 --> 00:06:13,676
347We copied them from some
348drawings in the British Museum.
349
35077
35100:06:13,760 --> 00:06:14,796
352Splendid!
353
35478
35500:06:14,880 --> 00:06:18,271
356You do know a sash is
357not traditional, sir?
358
35979
36000:06:18,480 --> 00:06:21,439
361The Indian drawings
362didn't look very... "Indian."
363
36480
36500:06:21,600 --> 00:06:23,671
366So we made some innovations.
367
36881
36900:06:23,840 --> 00:06:25,513
370The important thing is to look
371
37282
37300:06:26,840 --> 00:06:28,115
374authentic.
375
37683
37700:06:28,320 --> 00:06:29,913
378Looks jolly good to me.
379
38084
38100:06:30,080 --> 00:06:32,834
382Jubilee celebrations.
3839:00, breakfast in London.
384
38585
38600:06:33,000 --> 00:06:34,593
387Quarter to 10:00,
388changing of the guard.
389
39086
39100:06:34,760 --> 00:06:38,037
39211:00, meeting with
393the Swedish Ambassador.
394
39587
39600:06:38,200 --> 00:06:41,477
39712:00, luncheon with Oscar II,
398King of Sweden and Norway,
399
40088
40100:06:42,320 --> 00:06:45,313
402the Norwegian Ambassador, the
403Chief Under-Secretary of State
404
40589
40600:06:45,400 --> 00:06:47,198
407for the Southern
408Norwegian Provinces,
409
41090
41100:06:47,360 --> 00:06:49,591
412the Junior
413Under-Secretary of State
414
41591
41600:06:49,880 --> 00:06:51,837
417for the Northern
418Norwegian Provinces.
419
42092
42100:06:52,840 --> 00:06:54,320
4222:00, ceremonial
423drive down the Mall.
424
42593
42600:06:54,400 --> 00:06:55,470
427Half past 2:00,
428
42994
43000:06:55,680 --> 00:06:59,117
431tea party at Hyde Park
432for 30,000 children.
433
43495
43500:07:01,240 --> 00:07:02,435
436Half past 4:00,
437
43896
43900:07:02,600 --> 00:07:05,638
440Household departs on
441the Royal train for Windsor.
442
44397
44400:07:06,360 --> 00:07:08,477
445Half past 6:00,
446dinner in the Great Hall.
447
44898
44900:07:08,640 --> 00:07:10,677
450Come on, men! Chop, chop!
451
45299
45300:07:10,840 --> 00:07:12,194
454And the ceremonial presentation
455
456100
45700:07:12,560 --> 00:07:14,040
458of a Mohur.
459
460101
46100:07:20,560 --> 00:07:22,517
462The Hindus, sir!
463
464102
46500:07:26,720 --> 00:07:28,234
466But they're
467completely different sizes.
468
469103
47000:07:28,400 --> 00:07:30,960
471There was an incident,
472sir, with an elephant.
473
474104
47500:07:31,160 --> 00:07:32,150
476Hmm.
477
478105
47900:07:32,400 --> 00:07:34,232
480The Queen arrives.
481
482106
48300:07:34,520 --> 00:07:35,510
484Fanfares.
485
486107
48700:07:36,200 --> 00:07:38,317
488Ceremonial entrance.
489
490108
49100:07:38,760 --> 00:07:42,276
492The Royal Entourage
493make their way to the table
494
495109
49600:07:42,680 --> 00:07:44,876
497to be seated thus.
498
499110
50000:07:45,200 --> 00:07:46,236
501Her Majesty.
502
503111
50400:07:46,520 --> 00:07:48,193
505Sir Henry Ponsonby,
506Private Secretary,
507
508112
50900:07:48,320 --> 00:07:49,640
510the Secretary of
511State for India,
512
513113
51400:07:49,800 --> 00:07:53,157
515the Emperor of Russia, Dr. Reid,
516Lady Churchill, Miss Phipps,
517
518114
51900:07:53,320 --> 00:07:54,390
520et cetera, et cetera.
521
522115
52300:07:54,480 --> 00:07:55,516
524Grace.
525
526116
52700:07:55,600 --> 00:08:00,834
528Soup, potage Saint-Germain
529with purée de Madeleine.
530
531117
53200:08:01,040 --> 00:08:03,635
533Fish course, morue aux huîtres.
534
535118
53600:08:03,720 --> 00:08:04,756
537Fanfare.
538
539119
54000:08:04,880 --> 00:08:09,079
541Entrée, quenelle with regency
542sauce, et cetera, et cetera.
543
544120
54500:08:09,240 --> 00:08:11,471
546Dessert, pain d'épinards,
547
548121
54900:08:11,560 --> 00:08:14,519
550tartelettes à la suisse,
551profiteroles.
552
553122
55400:08:14,960 --> 00:08:16,314
555Always profiteroles.
556
557123
55800:08:16,480 --> 00:08:19,678
559You will come from the
560northwest service entrance.
561
562124
56300:08:19,840 --> 00:08:20,910
564Process together.
565
566125
56700:08:21,080 --> 00:08:23,037
568And you will stand here.
569
570126
57100:08:23,240 --> 00:08:24,276
572No!
573
574127
57500:08:24,360 --> 00:08:26,431
576A little bit.
577That's it.
578
579128
58000:08:27,080 --> 00:08:29,231
581Presenting the tray thus.
582
583129
58400:08:29,720 --> 00:08:30,710
585Tray?
586
587130
58800:08:31,560 --> 00:08:33,517
589I thought it was a cushion.
590
591131
59200:08:33,840 --> 00:08:35,354
593You will present the tray...
594
595132
59600:08:35,440 --> 00:08:36,556
597Excuse me.
598
599133
60000:08:36,880 --> 00:08:37,870
601Do I get a tray?
602
603134
60400:08:37,960 --> 00:08:39,440
605No. We've only
606got one tray.
607
608135
60900:08:39,520 --> 00:08:41,193
610So, what do I do?
611
612136
61300:08:41,400 --> 00:08:42,516
614You'll just have to improvise.
615
616137
61700:08:43,600 --> 00:08:46,354
618Whatever you do, you must
619not look at Her Majesty.
620
621138
62200:08:46,520 --> 00:08:49,035
623You will bow again.
624Then moving backwards,
625
626139
62700:08:49,200 --> 00:08:51,760
628you will turn to your left,
629you will lead thus,
630
631140
63200:08:51,920 --> 00:08:54,719
633and you will
634process down the hall
635
636141
63700:08:54,880 --> 00:08:57,395
638to be met by Mr. Bigge,
639
640142
64100:08:58,120 --> 00:09:01,750
642who will walk you to the north
643wall, where you will stand
644
645143
64600:09:01,880 --> 00:09:03,200
647till the end of the meal.
648
649144
65000:09:04,920 --> 00:09:06,798
651Would you like me to
652run through that again?
653
654145
65500:09:07,200 --> 00:09:08,919
656Mr. Yorke, she's
657heading to Paddington!
658
659146
66000:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,400
661Everybody out!
662
663147
66400:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,757
665You two, stairs, now!
666
667148
66800:09:22,400 --> 00:09:26,633
669Jesus Christ!
670Where are the quenelles?
671
672149
67300:09:27,560 --> 00:09:29,153
674Oi, you two,
675
676150
67700:09:29,320 --> 00:09:30,515
678out of it!
679
680151
68100:09:30,680 --> 00:09:32,239
682She's at the station, sir!
683
684152
68500:09:32,400 --> 00:09:34,517
686Jesus H Christ,
687she's at the station!
688
689153
69000:09:34,680 --> 00:09:38,037
691For God's sake,
692just wait where you were told.
693
694154
69500:09:38,200 --> 00:09:39,919
696Open the door.
697
698155
69900:09:40,320 --> 00:09:42,198
700Open the doors!
701
702156
70300:09:42,400 --> 00:09:43,959
704Open the doors!
705
706157
70700:09:44,120 --> 00:09:45,998
708Open the doors!
709
710158
71100:10:22,120 --> 00:10:23,190
712She's here.
713
714159
71500:10:24,320 --> 00:10:25,390
716Soup.
717
718160
71900:10:26,080 --> 00:10:27,594
720Soup!
721
722161
72300:10:27,880 --> 00:10:31,032
724Soup! Soup!
725
726162
72700:10:31,520 --> 00:10:34,592
728Soup!
729
730163
73100:10:35,040 --> 00:10:37,714
732Soup!
733
734164
73500:11:32,840 --> 00:11:35,150
736Thank heavens!
737
738165
73900:11:40,480 --> 00:11:42,472
740Soup, Your Majesty.
741
742166
74300:12:05,640 --> 00:12:07,359
744What, are you taking it all?
745
746167
74700:12:12,040 --> 00:12:13,030
748I haven't finished yet.
749
750168
75100:12:13,440 --> 00:12:15,352
752I'm afraid you have to be quick.
753
754169
75500:12:15,520 --> 00:12:17,239
756They take it off you
757as soon as she's done.
758
759170
76000:12:17,400 --> 00:12:19,153
761One down, six to go.
762
763171
76400:12:19,400 --> 00:12:21,039
765The morue aux huîtres,
766and then the quenelle.
767
768172
76900:12:21,120 --> 00:12:22,156
770Yes, sir.
771
772173
77300:12:22,240 --> 00:12:23,754
774"The morue aux huîtres,
775and then the quenelles."
776
777174
77800:12:23,920 --> 00:12:25,912
779This is bloody ridiculous.
780
781175
78200:12:26,120 --> 00:12:28,954
783Two months in a boat, and
784I haven't even got a tray?
785
786176
78700:12:32,960 --> 00:12:36,192
788Yes. Apparently you
789have to chew it 32 times.
790
791177
79200:13:08,280 --> 00:13:10,272
793I have the Mohur.
794
795178
79600:13:12,080 --> 00:13:13,196
797Is that it?
798
799179
80000:13:17,920 --> 00:13:19,240
801Your Majesty?
802
803180
80400:13:22,040 --> 00:13:23,554
805Your Majesty?
806
807181
80800:13:25,680 --> 00:13:26,875
809The, uh...
810
811182
81200:13:26,960 --> 00:13:28,553
813The profiteroles.
814
815183
81600:13:50,360 --> 00:13:51,635
817Is that it?
818
819184
82000:13:51,800 --> 00:13:52,870
821Profiteroles have gone.
822
823185
82400:13:53,040 --> 00:13:55,680
825Gentlemen, process,
826turn, bow, present,
827
828186
82900:13:55,840 --> 00:13:58,480
830and absolutely no
831eye contact whatsoever.
832
833187
83400:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,754
835A gift from the Indian Empire.
836
837188
83800:14:45,160 --> 00:14:47,117
839A Mohur, Your Majesty.
840
841189
84200:14:48,240 --> 00:14:49,230
843A what?
844
845190
84600:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,912
847A Mughal coin, Your Majesty.
848
849191
85000:14:52,120 --> 00:14:54,919
851In honor of your service
852to the subcontinent.
853
854192
85500:14:57,600 --> 00:14:59,000
856Have we finished?
857
858193
85900:14:59,680 --> 00:15:02,115
860We still have coffee,
861Your Majesty.
862
863194
86400:15:31,720 --> 00:15:33,154
865Eyes!
866
867195
86800:15:48,240 --> 00:15:50,596
869Good morning, Your Majesty.
870
871196
87200:15:50,800 --> 00:15:52,917
873Breakfast with
874the Royal Princes of Belgium.
875
876197
87700:15:53,080 --> 00:15:55,720
87811:00, an audience
879with the Sultan of Dubai
880
881198
88200:15:55,880 --> 00:16:00,033
883where Her Majesty will be presented
884with the Diamond of Ooojay.
885
886199
88700:16:00,200 --> 00:16:02,317
888Garden party where
889Her Majesty will receive
890
891200
89200:16:02,520 --> 00:16:05,240
893Oscar II, King of
894Sweden and Norway, again.
895
896201
89700:16:05,720 --> 00:16:08,360
898And Queen Lili'uokalani.
899
900202
90100:16:08,520 --> 00:16:10,079
902Who on Earth is she?
903
904203
90500:16:10,280 --> 00:16:12,397
906A monarch and sole Queen Regnant
907
908204
90900:16:12,520 --> 00:16:14,591
910of the Kingdom of Hawaii,
911Your Majesty.
912
913205
91400:16:14,760 --> 00:16:16,479
915She has composed a song for you.
916
917206
91800:16:17,160 --> 00:16:18,913
919On the ukulele.
920
921207
92200:16:19,120 --> 00:16:21,555
923But we have managed
924to put her off.
925
926208
92700:16:21,720 --> 00:16:24,758
928Then you will eat with the
929Prime Minister, and, at 7:00,
930
931209
93200:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,640
933the banquet in
934the State Dining Room.
935
936210
93700:16:28,560 --> 00:16:30,631
938And your movements,
939Your Majesty?
940
941211
94200:16:30,840 --> 00:16:32,911
943Nothing to speak of,
944Dr. Reid.
945
946212
94700:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,238
948Not even during the day?
949
950213
95100:16:35,400 --> 00:16:37,232
952We last moved on Sunday evening.
953
954214
95500:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,753
956I fear these celebratory dinners
957
958215
95900:16:40,880 --> 00:16:42,633
960are taking their toll,
961Your Majesty.
962
963216
96400:16:42,800 --> 00:16:44,996
965Might I suggest
966some Benger's mixture?
967
968217
96900:16:45,800 --> 00:16:48,395
970I refuse to eat Benger's.
971It's baby food.
972
973218
97400:16:48,560 --> 00:16:50,631
975But it is imperative,
976Your Majesty,
977
978219
97900:16:50,800 --> 00:16:53,634
980that the Royal colon
981receives a little roughage.
982
983220
98400:16:54,120 --> 00:16:55,440
985Anything else?
986
987221
98800:16:56,880 --> 00:16:59,873
989Was Your Majesty
990pleased with the Mohur?
991
992222
99300:16:59,960 --> 00:17:01,110
994What?
995
996223
99700:17:01,200 --> 00:17:03,635
998The Mohur.
999The ceremonial coin.
1000
1001224
100200:17:04,720 --> 00:17:07,713
1003Presented by the
1004two Indian servants.
1005
1006225
100700:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,669
1008I thought the tall one
1009was terribly handsome.
1010
1011226
101200:17:33,880 --> 00:17:35,712
1013Stop!
1014
1015227
101600:17:42,280 --> 00:17:44,590
1017Slight change of plan.
1018
1019228
102000:17:45,160 --> 00:17:47,629
1021You must not talk
1022to any of the guests.
1023
1024229
102500:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,395
1026Nod or bow, but, please,
1027
1028230
102900:17:50,560 --> 00:17:54,520
1030do not interact with anybody
1031other than the serving staff.
1032
1033231
103400:17:54,680 --> 00:17:57,878
1035I will come to you
1036when the Queen is seated,
1037
1038232
103900:17:58,040 --> 00:18:02,273
1040and you will present the
1041Royal pudding as requested.
1042
1043233
104400:18:02,800 --> 00:18:03,995
1045Excuse me, sir...
1046
1047234
104800:18:04,160 --> 00:18:05,560
1049But what is it?
1050
1051235
105200:18:06,400 --> 00:18:07,629
1053That is a jelly.
1054
1055236
105600:18:07,800 --> 00:18:09,280
1057A pudding made from
1058the liquor of fruit.
1059
1060237
106100:18:09,480 --> 00:18:10,880
1062How do they get it so stiff?
1063
1064238
106500:18:11,040 --> 00:18:14,351
1066Gelatine,
1067a by-product of cow bone.
1068
1069239
107000:18:19,480 --> 00:18:21,756
1071There's another famine in India.
1072
1073240
107400:18:23,280 --> 00:18:25,431
1075More trouble in Ireland,
1076I'm afraid.
1077
1078241
107900:18:25,600 --> 00:18:27,637
1080Suez is a perennial nightmare.
1081
1082242
108300:18:27,800 --> 00:18:29,519
1084And I'm afraid
1085the Boers are at it again.
1086
1087243
108800:18:29,680 --> 00:18:31,751
1089Is there any good news,
1090Prime Minister?
1091
1092244
109300:18:31,960 --> 00:18:34,429
1094Well, we've decided to
1095annex Zululand, Your Majesty.
1096
1097245
109800:18:34,600 --> 00:18:35,829
1099Whatever for?
1100
1101246
110200:18:36,360 --> 00:18:39,319
1103We really have to box in
1104the Boers if we possibly can.
1105
1106247
110700:18:39,520 --> 00:18:41,398
1108Oh, Prime Minister, you
1109really are terribly depressing.
1110
1111248
111200:18:41,800 --> 00:18:42,790
1113Yes.
1114
1115249
111600:18:42,920 --> 00:18:44,639
1117Ah, sandwiches! Mm!
1118
1119250
112000:18:53,520 --> 00:18:54,715
1121Splendid!
1122
1123251
112400:18:56,160 --> 00:18:57,389
1125That's wonderful.
1126
1127252
112800:18:59,240 --> 00:19:00,230
1129Oh!
1130
1131253
113200:19:04,680 --> 00:19:06,160
1133Splendid!
1134
1135254
113600:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,029
1137Jelly, Your Majesty.
1138
1139255
114000:19:35,480 --> 00:19:37,472
1141I suddenly feel
1142a great deal better.
1143
1144256
114500:19:39,560 --> 00:19:41,119
1146What the hell were you thinking?
1147
1148257
114900:19:41,240 --> 00:19:42,515
1150You said,
1151"Present the jelly," sir.
1152
1153258
115400:19:42,600 --> 00:19:45,718
1155I didn't say kiss the feet
1156of the Empress of India!
1157
1158259
115900:19:45,880 --> 00:19:47,280
1160I thought it would cheer her up.
1161
1162260
116300:19:47,360 --> 00:19:48,476
1164Cheer her up?
1165
1166261
116700:19:48,560 --> 00:19:50,517
1168They'll have me
1169court-martialed!
1170
1171262
117200:19:50,680 --> 00:19:53,400
1173What on Earth is going on?
1174
1175263
117600:19:54,160 --> 00:19:58,313
1177Her Majesty has requested
1178Mr. Karim and Mr. Baksh
1179
1180264
118100:19:59,840 --> 00:20:02,230
1182be her personal footmen
1183
1184265
118500:20:02,920 --> 00:20:05,719
1186for the rest of the Jubilee.
1187
1188266
118900:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,674
1190Ah, gentlemen.
1191You can wait here by the door.
1192
1193267
119400:20:16,840 --> 00:20:19,309
1195Her Majesty wants you to stand
1196in here, by the writing desk.
1197
1198268
119900:20:19,480 --> 00:20:20,470
1200Go on.
1201
1202269
120300:20:27,200 --> 00:20:28,714
1204Thank you.
1205
1206270
120700:20:31,520 --> 00:20:32,954
1208You may go.
1209
1210271
121100:20:34,480 --> 00:20:36,870
1212Oh, thank you, Your Majesty.
1213
1214272
121500:20:39,680 --> 00:20:41,399
1216Don't worry.
1217
1218273
121900:20:42,560 --> 00:20:44,279
1220I'm not going to eat you.
1221
1222274
122300:20:46,320 --> 00:20:48,152
1224"Dr. Reid,"
1225
1226275
122700:20:49,600 --> 00:20:55,517
1228"a very successful movement"
1229
1230276
123100:20:57,520 --> 00:21:01,992
1232"at 8:00 this morning."
1233
1234277
123500:21:04,240 --> 00:21:05,913
1236What the hell is
1237going on in there?
1238
1239278
124000:21:14,800 --> 00:21:16,314
1241Thank you, Mr...
1242
1243279
124400:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,160
1245Abdul.
1246
1247280
124800:21:19,160 --> 00:21:20,389
1249Abdul Karim.
1250
1251281
125200:21:29,840 --> 00:21:30,830
1253I am always writing.
1254
1255282
125600:21:33,640 --> 00:21:37,156
1257In India, I'm writing
1258all day, every day.
1259
1260283
126100:21:37,800 --> 00:21:40,110
1262So in India,
1263you are not a servant?
1264
1265284
126600:21:40,280 --> 00:21:43,432
1267No. In India, I'm writing
1268in my very big book.
1269
1270285
127100:21:43,600 --> 00:21:44,716
1272You're writing a book?
1273
1274286
127500:21:44,880 --> 00:21:48,794
1276Yes. I'm writing every name, who
1277they are, what they have done.
1278
1279287
128000:21:49,560 --> 00:21:50,960
1281This is my life.
1282
1283288
128400:21:51,160 --> 00:21:53,994
1285Every day, I'm writing,
1286from morning to night.
1287
1288289
128900:21:54,160 --> 00:21:55,958
1290And is this fiction?
1291No.
1292
1293290
129400:21:56,120 --> 00:21:58,032
1295It is the very truth.
1296
1297291
129800:21:59,280 --> 00:22:00,555
1299I don't understand.
1300
1301292
130200:22:00,720 --> 00:22:03,235
1303If you are an author,
1304why are you here?
1305
1306293
130700:22:03,400 --> 00:22:04,880
1308Presenting me with a...
1309
1310294
131100:22:05,040 --> 00:22:06,156
1312The Mohur.
1313
1314295
131500:22:07,920 --> 00:22:10,674
1316It is my humble privilege
1317to serve Her Majesty.
1318
1319296
132000:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,595
1321I was the one who
1322chose your carpets.
1323
1324297
132500:22:22,080 --> 00:22:23,116
1326Carpets?
1327
1328298
132900:22:23,200 --> 00:22:27,513
1330Yes. The Viceroy asked Mr. Tyler,
1331sir, but actually it was me.
1332
1333299
133400:22:28,000 --> 00:22:31,118
1335You have to have a very
1336good eye for the carpets.
1337
1338300
133900:22:31,480 --> 00:22:34,791
1340Like, this is a very
1341nice one, for example.
1342
1343301
134400:22:34,960 --> 00:22:36,917
1345Very, very tight knots.
1346
1347302
134800:22:37,360 --> 00:22:39,556
1349The art of carpets
1350
1351303
135200:22:39,720 --> 00:22:43,509
1353came to India from Persia
1354with the great Emperor Akbar.
1355
1356304
135700:22:44,480 --> 00:22:46,676
1358The skill of a carpet
1359
1360305
136100:22:46,880 --> 00:22:50,032
1362is to bring all the different
1363kinds of threads together
1364
1365306
136600:22:50,200 --> 00:22:53,637
1367and weave something
1368we can all stand on.
1369
1370307
137100:22:54,720 --> 00:22:56,996
1372You seem to know
1373a great deal about it.
1374
1375308
137600:22:57,160 --> 00:23:00,756
1377My family were carpet makers,
1378
1379309
138000:23:01,200 --> 00:23:03,112
1381but now I write in the book.
1382
1383310
138400:23:03,920 --> 00:23:06,515
1385Life is like a carpet.
1386
1387311
138800:23:06,680 --> 00:23:09,752
1389We weave in and out
1390to make a pattern.
1391
1392312
139300:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,552
1394That is a very beautiful image.
1395
1396313
139700:23:15,680 --> 00:23:16,670
1398Look.
1399
1400314
140100:23:16,880 --> 00:23:21,477
1402Here is the bird of freedom
1403caught forever in the design.
1404
1405315
140600:23:25,600 --> 00:23:29,150
1407So, in India you are a poet?
1408
1409316
141000:23:29,320 --> 00:23:30,390
1411No.
1412
1413317
141400:23:30,560 --> 00:23:33,155
1415In India, I make
1416a ledger of the prisoners.
1417
1418318
141900:23:35,920 --> 00:23:38,355
1420We are all prisoners,
1421Mr. Karim.
1422
1423319
142400:23:38,760 --> 00:23:40,399
1425Apparently, he's a poet.
1426
1427320
142800:24:03,520 --> 00:24:04,874
1429These people are the exploiters
1430
1431321
143200:24:04,960 --> 00:24:06,713
1433of a quarter of all of mankind.
1434
1435322
143600:24:07,160 --> 00:24:10,073
1437Do you really think they
1438give a hoot about us, huh?
1439
1440323
144100:24:10,760 --> 00:24:12,991
1442We'll bloody well
1443freeze to death at this rate.
1444
1445324
144600:24:13,160 --> 00:24:15,800
1447Cut all the nicey-nicey crap, and
1448let's get the hell out of here.
1449
1450325
145100:24:15,960 --> 00:24:16,996
1452Agreed?
1453
1454326
145500:24:17,480 --> 00:24:18,709
1456I promise.
1457
1458327
145900:24:19,160 --> 00:24:20,355
1460Good night.
1461
1462328
146300:24:32,160 --> 00:24:33,992
1464Will you stop doing that?
1465
1466329
146700:24:42,200 --> 00:24:43,634
1468You realize
1469
1470330
147100:24:44,160 --> 00:24:46,994
1472this is the third day in a row.
1473
1474331
147500:24:51,320 --> 00:24:53,596
1476So, Mr. Abdul,
1477
1478332
147900:24:54,520 --> 00:24:57,957
1480may I ask what part
1481of India you're from?
1482
1483333
148400:24:58,440 --> 00:24:59,669
1485I'm from Agra.
1486
1487334
148800:25:00,320 --> 00:25:01,993
1489The Taj Mahal?
1490
1491335
149200:25:02,280 --> 00:25:03,396
1493You have been to the Taj Mahal?
1494
1495336
149600:25:03,600 --> 00:25:04,716
1497No.
1498
1499337
150000:25:04,880 --> 00:25:06,837
1501It is the most
1502marvelous building
1503
1504338
150500:25:06,920 --> 00:25:08,877
1506in the entire world,
1507Your Majesty.
1508
1509339
151000:25:09,360 --> 00:25:11,192
1511The Crown of Palaces.
1512
1513340
151400:25:11,920 --> 00:25:15,470
1515It was built by Shah Jahān
1516to remember his dead wife
1517
1518341
151900:25:15,640 --> 00:25:18,599
1520who died at childbirth
1521during their fourteenth child.
1522
1523342
152400:25:19,200 --> 00:25:20,270
1525Goodness!
1526
1527343
152800:25:20,360 --> 00:25:22,431
1529He was so upset with grief,
1530
1531344
153200:25:22,600 --> 00:25:27,470
1533he brought the greatest architects
1534from Persia, Afghanistan,
1535
1536345
153700:25:27,640 --> 00:25:29,472
1538to build the Taj Mahal.
1539
1540346
154100:25:30,120 --> 00:25:32,589
1542It certainly sounds
1543a handsome building.
1544
1545347
154600:25:32,800 --> 00:25:34,154
1547I'd very much like to see it.
1548
1549348
155000:25:34,320 --> 00:25:36,118
1551Oh, it is beautiful,
1552Your Majesty!
1553
1554349
155500:25:36,280 --> 00:25:38,237
1556It's all white marble.
1557
1558350
155900:25:38,720 --> 00:25:41,280
1560All that beauty
1561for the dead Queen.
1562
1563351
156400:25:41,440 --> 00:25:42,999
1565Mmm. How romantic.
1566
1567352
156800:25:43,320 --> 00:25:45,789
1569Shah Jahān also
1570built the Red Fort,
1571
1572353
157300:25:46,240 --> 00:25:49,153
1574the Gardens of Shalimar,
1575the Peacock Throne.
1576
1577354
157800:25:49,600 --> 00:25:50,829
1579The Peacock Throne?
1580
1581355
158200:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,390
1583It is the most beautiful
1584throne in all the world.
1585
1586356
158700:25:53,560 --> 00:25:56,917
1588And inside the throne
1589was the Koh-i-noor.
1590
1591357
159200:25:57,080 --> 00:25:59,276
1593But I have the Koh-i-noor.
1594I wear it as a brooch.
1595
1596358
159700:26:01,120 --> 00:26:02,440
1598Do you?
1599Yes!
1600
1601359
160200:26:02,600 --> 00:26:05,274
1603It wasn't very shiny,
1604so Albert had it recut.
1605
1606360
160700:26:06,880 --> 00:26:08,678
1608What happened to
1609the Peacock Throne?
1610
1611361
161200:26:09,080 --> 00:26:10,150
1613They smashed it up.
1614
1615362
161600:26:11,160 --> 00:26:12,310
1617How awful.
1618
1619363
162000:26:12,640 --> 00:26:14,313
1621They're always
1622smashing things up.
1623
1624364
162500:26:14,480 --> 00:26:17,791
1626The British soldiers have taken
1627the jewels from the Taj Mahal.
1628
1629365
163000:26:17,960 --> 00:26:19,679
1631British soldiers?
1632
1633366
163400:26:19,840 --> 00:26:21,752
1635Yes, after the Mutiny.
1636
1637367
163800:26:23,200 --> 00:26:24,919
1639But this is terrible.
1640
1641368
164200:26:25,080 --> 00:26:28,312
1643What can they be talking about?
1644
1645369
164600:26:28,840 --> 00:26:30,797
1647A servant and an Indian.
1648
1649370
165000:26:30,960 --> 00:26:32,110
1651What on Earth
1652does she see in him?
1653
1654371
165500:26:33,480 --> 00:26:36,678
1656Well, he is rather handsome.
1657
1658372
165900:26:39,200 --> 00:26:41,317
1660What happened to Shah Jahān?
1661
1662373
166300:26:41,840 --> 00:26:45,914
1664He was overthrown by his son
1665and died in Agra Fort.
1666
1667374
166800:26:46,400 --> 00:26:47,993
1669The wickedness of children.
1670
1671375
167200:26:48,880 --> 00:26:52,510
1673They buried him in the Taj
1674Mahal with his wife, Mumtāz.
1675
1676376
167700:26:53,080 --> 00:26:55,117
1678They also wrote an inscription.
1679
1680377
168100:26:55,320 --> 00:26:57,471
1682"Here lies Shah Jahān"
1683
1684378
168500:26:57,720 --> 00:27:01,157
1686"who left this world for
1687the Banquet Hall of Eternity."
1688
1689379
169000:27:01,400 --> 00:27:03,278
1691"The Banquet
1692Hall of Eternity."
1693
1694380
169500:27:03,640 --> 00:27:05,438
1696I rather like that idea.
1697
1698381
169900:27:06,400 --> 00:27:07,993
1700You seem very well informed.
1701
1702382
170300:27:08,400 --> 00:27:10,710
1704Ah, these are famous
1705stories of Uttar Pradesh.
1706
1707383
170800:27:10,880 --> 00:27:11,950
1709You should go there.
1710
1711384
171200:27:12,040 --> 00:27:13,793
1713Oh, I can never go there.
1714I'm forbidden.
1715
1716385
171700:27:13,880 --> 00:27:15,030
1718Forbidden?
1719
1720386
172100:27:15,200 --> 00:27:17,032
1722They fear I would
1723be assassinated.
1724
1725387
172600:27:17,200 --> 00:27:20,511
1727So, you have never
1728seen an Indian street?
1729
1730388
173100:27:21,400 --> 00:27:23,392
1732Or a stall of spices?
1733No.
1734
1735389
173600:27:23,560 --> 00:27:24,550
1737Oh...
1738
1739390
174000:27:24,640 --> 00:27:25,790
1741Oh, the spices!
1742
1743391
174400:27:25,960 --> 00:27:28,350
1745Cumin, coriander,
1746
1747392
174800:27:28,520 --> 00:27:29,795
1749garam masala.
1750
1751393
175200:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,560
1753Garam masa...
1754What is garam masala?
1755
1756394
175700:27:32,720 --> 00:27:34,837
1758It is what you
1759put into the sauce.
1760
1761395
176200:27:35,240 --> 00:27:37,436
1763You have never
1764tasted Indian food?
1765
1766396
176700:27:38,800 --> 00:27:41,269
1768Dal? Rogan josh?
1769
1770397
177100:27:41,480 --> 00:27:43,472
1772Biryani with mango chutney.
1773
1774398
177500:27:43,680 --> 00:27:44,955
1776Mango chutney?
1777
1778399
177900:27:45,240 --> 00:27:47,880
1780Chutney made out of mango.
1781
1782400
178300:27:48,400 --> 00:27:50,153
1784What is mango?
1785
1786401
178700:27:50,640 --> 00:27:52,791
1788Mango is the queen of fruit.
1789
1790402
179100:27:53,960 --> 00:27:55,872
1792What does it taste like?
1793
1794403
179500:27:56,040 --> 00:27:58,396
1796Like an orange
1797
1798404
179900:27:58,560 --> 00:28:00,711
1800and a peach.
1801
1802405
180300:28:01,120 --> 00:28:02,110
1804Hm.
1805
1806406
180700:28:04,040 --> 00:28:05,520
1808Sir Henry,
1809
1810407
181100:28:06,200 --> 00:28:07,520
1812I would like a mango.
1813
1814408
181500:28:07,640 --> 00:28:08,960
1816A mango?
1817
1818409
181900:28:09,160 --> 00:28:11,152
1820Yes, I would like
1821to taste a mango.
1822
1823410
182400:28:11,440 --> 00:28:12,715
1825That's impossible, Your Majesty.
1826
1827411
182800:28:13,200 --> 00:28:14,600
1829They only grow in India.
1830
1831412
183200:28:14,760 --> 00:28:17,400
1833Well, I'm Empress of India,
1834so have one sent.
1835
1836413
183700:28:38,200 --> 00:28:39,316
1838Here!
1839
1840414
184100:28:45,840 --> 00:28:46,990
1842Your Majesty?
1843
1844415
184500:28:47,520 --> 00:28:48,510
1846Oh!
1847
1848416
184900:28:49,120 --> 00:28:50,236
1850Thank you.
1851
1852417
185300:28:51,720 --> 00:28:53,757
1854Another one.
1855Thank you.
1856
1857418
185800:28:57,240 --> 00:28:59,880
1859How do you like
1860your new Scottish costumes?
1861
1862419
186300:29:00,040 --> 00:29:02,509
1864They're very scratchy,
1865Your Majesty.
1866
1867420
186800:29:02,680 --> 00:29:04,399
1869Everything in Scotland
1870is scratchy.
1871
1872421
187300:29:07,280 --> 00:29:08,396
1874Sir Henry?
1875
1876422
187700:29:09,640 --> 00:29:10,994
1878When does Bertie arrive?
1879
1880423
188100:29:11,160 --> 00:29:12,560
1882Tomorrow, Your Majesty.
1883
1884424
188500:29:12,720 --> 00:29:15,076
1886He's on his way
1887from Monte Carlo.
1888
1889425
189000:29:18,800 --> 00:29:21,634
1891It's all right for her.
1892She's upholstered.
1893
1894426
189500:29:37,640 --> 00:29:40,474
1896Oh, God, I hate Scotland!
1897
1898427
189900:29:51,800 --> 00:29:52,790
1900Ah...
1901
1902428
190300:29:52,880 --> 00:29:56,271
1904You must be the Hindus!
1905Very nice to meet you.
1906
1907429
190800:29:56,920 --> 00:29:58,912
1909You must be the Hindus.
1910
1911430
191200:29:59,600 --> 00:30:05,039
1913You must be the Hindus.
1914
1915431
191600:30:09,880 --> 00:30:13,317
1917More, more! More! More.
1918
1919432
192000:30:19,120 --> 00:30:22,352
1921I wish she'd
1922bloody well go to bed.
1923
1924433
192500:30:43,320 --> 00:30:45,039
1926Good morning, Your Majesty.
1927
1928434
192900:30:46,040 --> 00:30:47,759
1930The boxes, Your Majesty.
1931
1932435
193300:30:47,840 --> 00:30:49,069
1934Thank you.
1935
1936436
193700:30:49,280 --> 00:30:53,274
1938And the blank journal
1939Your Majesty requested.
1940
1941437
194200:30:59,240 --> 00:31:00,594
1943You may go.
1944
1945438
194600:31:01,800 --> 00:31:04,838
1947I'm perfectly capable
1948of working through the boxes.
1949
1950439
195100:31:05,200 --> 00:31:07,510
1952Abdul is very helpful
1953with his blotter.
1954
1955440
195600:31:07,680 --> 00:31:09,672
1957But these are parliamentary
1958papers, Your Majesty.
1959
1960441
196100:31:09,840 --> 00:31:10,956
1962I'm aware of that.
1963
1964442
196500:31:12,200 --> 00:31:13,839
1966But Abdul is a servant.
1967
1968443
196900:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,719
1970He cannot assist with the boxes.
1971
1972444
197300:31:15,880 --> 00:31:18,031
1974And I am the Queen of England.
1975
1976445
197700:31:18,280 --> 00:31:21,114
1978I will have whatever help
1979I require with the boxes.
1980
1981446
198200:31:30,560 --> 00:31:32,233
1983And, Sir Henry,
1984
1985447
198600:31:32,400 --> 00:31:34,119
1987would you get some
1988gloves for the Hindus?
1989
1990448
199100:31:34,200 --> 00:31:36,192
1992They're suffering
1993terribly from the cold.
1994
1995449
199600:31:45,960 --> 00:31:47,872
1997He's helping her with the boxes.
1998
1999450
200000:31:48,960 --> 00:31:51,031
2001I want you to teach me Indian.
2002
2003451
200400:31:51,680 --> 00:31:52,716
2005Indian?
2006
2007452
200800:31:53,240 --> 00:31:55,232
2009Hindu, or whatever
2010it is you speak.
2011
2012453
201300:31:57,040 --> 00:31:59,111
2014Are you sure?
2015Of course I'm sure.
2016
2017454
201800:31:59,280 --> 00:32:02,512
2019But why would you like to
2020learn Hindi, Your Majesty?
2021
2022455
202300:32:02,680 --> 00:32:04,273
2024Well, I'm Empress of India.
2025
2026456
202700:32:04,480 --> 00:32:06,756
2028Look, I've ordered a book.
2029
2030457
203100:32:06,920 --> 00:32:08,912
2032I want you to give me
2033private lessons.
2034
2035458
203600:32:10,480 --> 00:32:12,790
2037I can't teach you Hindi,
2038Your Majesty.
2039
2040459
204100:32:13,040 --> 00:32:14,076
2042Why ever not?
2043
2044460
204500:32:14,280 --> 00:32:15,873
2046You are the Empress of India.
2047
2048461
204900:32:16,520 --> 00:32:19,433
2050You should learn Urdu,
2051language of the Mughals.
2052
2053462
205400:32:20,200 --> 00:32:22,317
2055There are a thousand
2056languages in India.
2057
2058463
205900:32:22,680 --> 00:32:25,036
2060But Urdu is the most noble.
2061
2062464
206300:32:27,600 --> 00:32:29,557
2064In Hindi,
2065
2066465
206700:32:29,760 --> 00:32:32,798
2068you write like this.
2069
2070466
207100:32:34,560 --> 00:32:38,873
2072But in Urdu,
2073you write like this.
2074
2075467
207600:32:42,400 --> 00:32:43,629
2077"I am the Queen."
2078
2079468
208000:32:43,760 --> 00:32:44,910
2081I see.
2082
2083469
208400:33:04,600 --> 00:33:06,796
2085He's teaching her Hindu.
2086
2087470
208800:33:07,560 --> 00:33:09,153
2089Is that allowed?
2090
2091471
209200:33:10,720 --> 00:33:12,757
2093I think you will
2094find it is Urdu.
2095
2096472
209700:33:13,480 --> 00:33:14,550
2098The Muslim version.
2099
2100473
210100:33:14,680 --> 00:33:16,319
2102Oh, my goodness me!
2103
2104474
210500:33:19,640 --> 00:33:20,676
2106That's it.
2107
2108475
210900:33:21,400 --> 00:33:22,993
2110You are the Queen.
2111
2112476
211300:33:23,880 --> 00:33:26,714
2114The Queen is very wise.
2115
2116477
211700:33:38,920 --> 00:33:40,115
2118You see?
2119
2120478
212100:33:40,360 --> 00:33:42,556
2122Now, you write it down.
2123
2124479
212500:34:01,640 --> 00:34:03,916
2126She's writing in her journal.
2127
2128480
212900:34:04,080 --> 00:34:07,073
2130And she's speaking
2131in Hindustani.
2132
2133481
213400:34:08,800 --> 00:34:10,439
2135No, it's Urdu, actually.
2136
2137482
213800:34:10,880 --> 00:34:12,553
2139The Muslim version.
2140
2141483
214200:34:23,240 --> 00:34:26,074
2143Knee. Knee. Knee.
2144
2145484
214600:34:33,240 --> 00:34:34,390
2147Yes! Yes!
2148
2149485
215000:34:44,440 --> 00:34:45,556
2151Thank you, Abdul.
2152
2153486
215400:34:46,120 --> 00:34:48,999
2155You are an excellent teacher.
2156
2157487
215800:34:52,640 --> 00:34:53,710
2159Bertie!
2160
2161488
216200:34:53,800 --> 00:34:54,836
2163Mother!
2164
2165489
216600:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,150
2167Were you spying on me?
2168
2169490
217000:34:56,360 --> 00:34:57,555
2171Were you learning Urdu?
2172
2173491
217400:34:57,720 --> 00:34:58,790
2175Yes, I was, as a matter of fact.
2176
2177492
217800:34:58,960 --> 00:35:01,077
2179You think that's
2180entirely appropriate?
2181
2182493
218300:35:01,200 --> 00:35:03,510
2184Well, I'm Empress of India.
2185What could be more appropriate?
2186
2187494
218800:35:03,680 --> 00:35:06,354
2189But in front of
2190the entire Household?
2191
2192495
219300:35:07,640 --> 00:35:09,632
2194You're absolutely right.
2195
2196496
219700:35:10,680 --> 00:35:12,672
2198I have no privacy here.
2199
2200497
220100:35:13,480 --> 00:35:14,834
2202Sir Henry,
2203
2204498
220500:35:15,200 --> 00:35:17,999
2206I would like to go with Abdul
2207to Glassalt Shiel.
2208
2209499
221000:35:18,200 --> 00:35:20,237
2211Glassalt Shiel?
2212Alone.
2213
2214500
221500:35:24,720 --> 00:35:26,871
2216But I've only just got here!
2217
2218501
221900:36:17,440 --> 00:36:24,074
2220Oh, to be by oneself and live
2221a simple, rudimentary existence.
2222
2223502
222400:36:27,800 --> 00:36:29,871
2225They don't understand anything,
2226
2227503
222800:36:30,240 --> 00:36:32,960
2229those stupid aristocratic fools.
2230
2231504
223200:36:34,120 --> 00:36:37,238
2233Toadying around.
2234Jockeying for position.
2235
2236505
223700:36:37,560 --> 00:36:39,438
2238I've had it all my life.
2239
2240506
224100:36:41,960 --> 00:36:45,237
2242They couldn't bear me
2243bringing dear John Brown here.
2244
2245507
224600:36:46,760 --> 00:36:50,595
2247Yet I was happier here than
2248anywhere in the entire world.
2249
2250508
225100:36:52,600 --> 00:36:54,592
2252Oh, I miss him, Abdul.
2253
2254509
225500:36:57,600 --> 00:36:59,432
2256And Albert.
2257
2258510
225900:37:02,320 --> 00:37:06,200
2260It's 30 years now,
2261and I think of him every day.
2262
2263511
226400:37:09,640 --> 00:37:11,518
2265I'm so lonely.
2266
2267512
226800:37:14,000 --> 00:37:19,280
2269Everyone I've really loved has
2270died, and I just go on and on.
2271
2272513
227300:37:29,840 --> 00:37:30,990
2274Your Majesty.
2275
2276514
227700:37:36,480 --> 00:37:38,676
2278It's an impossible position.
2279
2280515
228100:37:40,360 --> 00:37:43,512
2282No one really knows what
2283it's like to be Queen.
2284
2285516
228600:37:47,320 --> 00:37:50,836
2287I'm hated by millions of
2288people all over the world.
2289
2290517
229100:37:52,840 --> 00:37:57,039
2292I have had nine children,
2293all vain and jealous,
2294
2295518
229600:37:57,200 --> 00:38:00,034
2297and at loggerheads
2298with each other.
2299
2300519
230100:38:00,720 --> 00:38:03,633
2302And Bertie's
2303a complete embarrassment.
2304
2305520
230600:38:05,160 --> 00:38:06,355
2307And look at me!
2308
2309521
231000:38:07,720 --> 00:38:11,714
2311A fat, lame, impotent,
2312silly old woman.
2313
2314522
231500:38:13,600 --> 00:38:16,035
2316What is the point, Abdul?
2317
2318523
231900:38:18,760 --> 00:38:21,036
2320What is the point?
2321
2322524
232300:38:23,600 --> 00:38:24,716
2324Service.
2325
2326525
232700:38:26,240 --> 00:38:27,230
2328Service?
2329
2330526
233100:38:28,240 --> 00:38:31,392
2332I think we are not here
2333to worry about ourselves.
2334
2335527
233600:38:31,560 --> 00:38:33,233
2337We are here for
2338a greater purpose.
2339
2340528
234100:38:34,080 --> 00:38:38,552
2342In the Koran it says, "We are
2343here for the good of others."
2344
2345529
234600:38:38,720 --> 00:38:39,710
2347The Koran?
2348
2349530
235000:38:39,840 --> 00:38:42,912
2351Yes, I am a Hafiz.
2352I know the Koran by heart.
2353
2354531
235500:38:43,080 --> 00:38:44,912
2356By heart?
2357Isn't it very long?
2358
2359532
236000:38:45,080 --> 00:38:49,359
2361114 surahs,
2362containing 6,236 verses.
2363
2364533
236500:38:49,520 --> 00:38:50,874
2366And you know every word?
2367
2368534
236900:38:51,080 --> 00:38:53,117
2370Many Muslim people
2371know the Koran.
2372
2373535
237400:38:55,040 --> 00:38:56,394
2375I thought you were Hindu.
2376
2377536
237800:38:57,040 --> 00:38:58,918
2379I am a Muslim, Your Majesty.
2380
2381537
238200:38:59,640 --> 00:39:01,120
2383I learnt the Koran
2384from my father.
2385
2386538
238700:39:01,280 --> 00:39:02,919
2388He's my munshi.
2389
2390539
239100:39:03,800 --> 00:39:04,916
2392Munshi?
2393
2394540
239500:39:05,080 --> 00:39:08,437
2396Yes. Munshi.
2397My teacher.
2398
2399541
240000:39:11,080 --> 00:39:14,278
2401Well, we would like you
2402to be the Queen's munshi.
2403
2404542
240500:39:21,440 --> 00:39:24,274
2406But I'm only a servant,
2407Your Majesty.
2408
2409543
241000:39:25,280 --> 00:39:27,112
2411A servant cannot be a munshi.
2412
2413544
241400:39:27,440 --> 00:39:29,432
2415Well, you are
2416a servant no longer.
2417
2418545
241900:39:30,280 --> 00:39:31,999
2420You are my teacher.
2421
2422546
242300:39:32,160 --> 00:39:34,311
2424You will teach me Urdu,
2425and the Koran,
2426
2427547
242800:39:34,400 --> 00:39:37,074
2429and anything else
2430you can think of.
2431
2432548
243300:39:41,080 --> 00:39:42,150
2434So...
2435
2436549
243700:39:42,320 --> 00:39:45,154
2438What the hell is a munshi?
2439
2440550
244100:39:45,360 --> 00:39:47,875
2442Well, apparently it's some
2443sort of a spiritual teacher,
2444
2445551
244600:39:47,960 --> 00:39:49,280
2447Your Royal Highness.
2448
2449552
245000:39:49,440 --> 00:39:51,113
2451Has she completely
2452lost her mind?
2453
2454553
245500:39:51,320 --> 00:39:53,596
2456She's the head of the Church
2457of England, for God's sake.
2458
2459554
246000:39:53,760 --> 00:39:55,911
2461What's the Archbishop
2462of Canterbury going to say?
2463
2464555
246500:39:56,160 --> 00:39:58,516
2466I say he's the "brown"
2467John Brown.
2468
2469556
247000:39:58,680 --> 00:40:01,115
2471Oh, my God!
2472
2473557
247400:40:02,200 --> 00:40:03,429
2475Your Majesty.
2476
2477558
247800:40:04,320 --> 00:40:05,754
2479Good evening, Bertie.
2480
2481559
248200:40:05,960 --> 00:40:07,474
2483Mother.
2484
2485560
248600:40:14,680 --> 00:40:16,000
2487Dinner is served!
2488
2489561
249000:40:17,280 --> 00:40:18,316
2491Lady Churchill
2492
2493562
249400:40:18,440 --> 00:40:21,319
2495was absolutely scandalized
2496sitting next to a servant.
2497
2498563
249900:40:21,520 --> 00:40:22,874
2500And a Hindu to boot!
2501
2502564
250300:40:23,040 --> 00:40:28,035
2504The Munshi is a Muslim scholar
2505and knows the Koran off by heart.
2506
2507565
250800:40:28,200 --> 00:40:31,989
2509And for your information,
2510he's a servant no longer.
2511
2512566
251300:40:32,200 --> 00:40:33,839
2514He's to be given
2515a staff of his own.
2516
2517567
251800:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,798
2519What do you mean, "a staff"?
2520
2521568
252200:40:36,520 --> 00:40:37,840
2523The little fat one.
2524
2525569
252600:40:38,000 --> 00:40:39,480
2527Oh, this is absurd!
2528
2529570
253000:40:39,640 --> 00:40:41,154
2531Letters,
2532invitations to supper...
2533
2534571
253500:40:41,320 --> 00:40:42,993
2536You're treating him
2537like a member of the family.
2538
2539572
254000:40:43,160 --> 00:40:45,675
2541No, I like Abdul.
2542
2543573
254400:40:45,880 --> 00:40:48,554
2545Lady Churchill had
2546better get used to the fact
2547
2548574
254900:40:48,720 --> 00:40:51,519
2550as the Munshi is
2551coming on holiday with us.
2552
2553575
255400:40:51,680 --> 00:40:53,876
2555As a member of the Household.
2556
2557576
255800:40:54,040 --> 00:40:57,192
2559You can't take
2560a Muslim to Florence.
2561
2562577
256300:40:57,480 --> 00:41:00,712
2564I can take a Muslim
2565wherever I like.
2566
2567578
256800:41:01,680 --> 00:41:02,750
2569Good night, Bertie.
2570
2571579
257200:41:05,880 --> 00:41:07,200
2573Munshi?
2574
2575580
257600:41:07,560 --> 00:41:08,835
2577Yes.
2578
2579581
258000:41:09,040 --> 00:41:10,918
2581A spiritual advisor?
2582
2583582
258400:41:11,080 --> 00:41:12,434
2585You haven't
2586an idea in your head!
2587
2588583
258900:41:12,560 --> 00:41:13,880
2590You promised to
2591get us out of here,
2592
2593584
259400:41:14,000 --> 00:41:15,400
2595and now we're going
2596to bloody Florence.
2597
2598585
259900:41:15,560 --> 00:41:18,871
2600You don't see what a privilege
2601it is to see the glories of Italy
2602
2603586
260400:41:19,080 --> 00:41:20,355
2605with all these wonderful people.
2606
2607587
260800:41:20,520 --> 00:41:22,034
2609You complete bloody idiot!
2610
2611588
261200:41:22,200 --> 00:41:24,669
2613Do you think they're just going to
2614stand there and let her promote a wog?
2615
2616589
261700:41:24,840 --> 00:41:27,514
2618I did not come here
2619to carry your bloody cases.
2620
2621590
262200:41:27,680 --> 00:41:29,353
2623What are you complaining about?
2624
2625591
262600:41:29,760 --> 00:41:32,594
2627We have our own carriage
2628with a bathroom.
2629
2630592
263100:41:32,800 --> 00:41:35,759
2632They've made a very nice bed
2633for you on the floor.
2634
2635593
263600:41:37,080 --> 00:41:39,072
2637Oh, I'm dying here.
2638
2639594
264000:41:39,440 --> 00:41:40,760
2641I want to go home.
2642
2643595
264400:41:41,040 --> 00:41:43,919
2645I'm getting sick of
2646your negative attitude.
2647
2648596
264900:41:44,600 --> 00:41:46,910
2650Life is a big adventure.
2651
2652597
265300:41:47,880 --> 00:41:50,554
2654You just need to
2655open up and enjoy it.
2656
2657598
265800:41:51,240 --> 00:41:52,435
2659We're on holiday.
2660
2661599
266200:41:52,600 --> 00:41:56,071
2663And what? What on Earth
2664can possibly go wrong?
2665
2666600
266700:41:57,240 --> 00:41:58,799
2668"Do not pull."
2669
2670601
267100:42:05,400 --> 00:42:10,429
2672I would like to apologize for the
2673emergency brakes, Your Majesty.
2674
2675602
267600:42:10,720 --> 00:42:12,552
2677And I hope you
2678did not get injured.
2679
2680603
268100:42:12,800 --> 00:42:13,950
2682Oh, Abdul!
2683
2684604
268500:42:14,120 --> 00:42:15,600
2686It was nothing.
2687
2688605
268900:42:15,800 --> 00:42:17,678
2690It was a perfectly
2691understandable mistake.
2692
2693606
269400:42:19,400 --> 00:42:21,312
2695I'm so glad you're with us.
2696
2697607
269800:42:21,440 --> 00:42:23,636
2699What a treat to show you
2700Florence. What's he doing here?
2701
2702608
270300:42:25,280 --> 00:42:26,953
2704Abdul came to explain
2705what happened earlier.
2706
2707609
270800:42:27,120 --> 00:42:29,589
2709I really don't see why I have
2710to share your bathroom.
2711
2712610
271300:42:29,760 --> 00:42:32,070
2714I shared a bed with my mother
2715until I became Queen.
2716
2717611
271800:42:32,240 --> 00:42:33,833
2719I am 57 years old.
2720
2721612
272200:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,798
2723The Munshi has got
2724his own bathroom.
2725
2726613
272700:42:35,960 --> 00:42:37,235
2728Yes, very fine bathroom.
2729
2730614
273100:42:37,360 --> 00:42:38,635
2732Yes, yes!
2733
2734615
273500:42:39,000 --> 00:42:40,480
2736Good night, Mama.
2737
2738616
273900:42:40,640 --> 00:42:41,790
2740Good night, Mr. Bertie.
2741
2742617
274300:42:42,320 --> 00:42:43,595
2744Bertie, make sure
2745you shut that door.
2746
2747618
274800:42:50,280 --> 00:42:51,634
2749Abdul,
2750
2751619
275200:42:53,640 --> 00:42:55,313
2753I have something for you.
2754
2755620
275600:42:56,120 --> 00:43:00,831
2757To celebrate your first visit to
2758Florence and for becoming my munshi.
2759
2760621
276100:43:03,720 --> 00:43:05,154
2762It is a locket.
2763
2764622
276500:43:07,520 --> 00:43:09,159
2766With a picture of me.
2767
2768623
276900:43:14,800 --> 00:43:18,157
2770How can I ever thank you,
2771Your Majesty?
2772
2773624
277400:43:19,520 --> 00:43:21,352
2775Keep me safe.
2776
2777625
277800:43:24,160 --> 00:43:25,480
2779Forever.
2780
2781626
278200:43:26,240 --> 00:43:28,516
2783Oh, Abdul.
2784
2785627
278600:43:29,520 --> 00:43:32,035
2787You will love Florence.
2788
2789628
279000:43:32,880 --> 00:43:35,520
2791Such wonderful views.
2792
2793629
279400:43:43,320 --> 00:43:45,039
2795Isn't it glorious?
2796
2797630
279800:43:45,200 --> 00:43:47,157
2799Albert loved it here.
2800
2801631
280200:43:48,040 --> 00:43:50,191
2803He so admired the Medicis,
2804
2805632
280600:43:50,880 --> 00:43:54,396
2807that they commissioned the
2808greatest artists of the day
2809
2810633
281100:43:54,560 --> 00:43:58,713
2812in order to leave something
2813astonishing behind.
2814
2815634
281600:43:59,280 --> 00:44:02,557
2817In India also,
2818we commission great artists.
2819
2820635
282100:44:02,760 --> 00:44:05,673
2822Each emperor would bring
2823the greatest craftsmen
2824
2825636
282600:44:05,840 --> 00:44:08,719
2827to make great glories
2828for their durbar room.
2829
2830637
283100:44:08,880 --> 00:44:10,712
2832Durbar room?
2833Yes.
2834
2835638
283600:44:10,880 --> 00:44:13,236
2837Every emperor had a durbar room,
2838
2839639
284000:44:13,400 --> 00:44:15,710
2841full of the finest
2842things known to man.
2843
2844640
284500:44:15,920 --> 00:44:18,913
2846Well, I'm the Empress of India,
2847I should have a durbar room.
2848
2849641
285000:44:19,080 --> 00:44:21,072
2851That's a wonderful idea,
2852Your Majesty.
2853
2854642
285500:44:21,240 --> 00:44:23,232
2856But where would you put it?
2857
2858643
285900:44:24,240 --> 00:44:25,913
2860Oh, the Isle of Wight,
2861obviously.
2862
2863644
286400:44:26,080 --> 00:44:27,912
2865Your Majesty,
2866
2867645
286800:44:28,120 --> 00:44:29,793
2869Signor Puccini has arrived.
2870
2871646
287200:45:09,800 --> 00:45:10,790
2873Oh!
2874
2875647
287600:45:11,240 --> 00:45:13,675
2877Where did you say it
2878was from, Mr. Puccini?
2879
2880648
288100:45:13,840 --> 00:45:16,480
2882From my new opera, Your Majesty,
2883
2884649
288500:45:16,640 --> 00:45:17,994
2886Manon Lescaut.
2887
2888650
288900:45:18,240 --> 00:45:24,510
2890About two lovers who are
2891separated by the class divide.
2892
2893651
289400:45:25,440 --> 00:45:27,671
2895But they run away together.
2896
2897652
289800:45:27,840 --> 00:45:29,274
2899Oh, it sounds marvelous!
2900
2901653
290200:45:29,640 --> 00:45:31,791
2903But she is imprisoned
2904for her love.
2905
2906654
290700:45:32,360 --> 00:45:33,396
2908Oh...
2909
2910655
291100:45:33,480 --> 00:45:35,039
2912But they escape.
2913
2914656
291500:45:35,200 --> 00:45:36,190
2916Bravo!
2917
2918657
291900:45:36,360 --> 00:45:38,636
2920But finally she dies,
2921
2922658
292300:45:38,840 --> 00:45:43,153
2924and he is utterly bereft.
2925
2926659
292700:45:45,480 --> 00:45:48,154
2928I'm not sure we do like
2929the sound of it after all.
2930
2931660
293200:45:49,440 --> 00:45:51,796
2933We prefer comic opera.
2934
2935661
293600:45:52,160 --> 00:45:53,640
2937Do you know any
2938Gilbert and Sullivan?
2939
2940662
294100:45:55,280 --> 00:45:58,000
2942Perhaps Your Majesty
2943will sing us a song?
2944
2945663
294600:45:58,160 --> 00:46:01,039
2947Please? Oh, no, I couldn't possibly.
2948
2949664
295000:46:01,200 --> 00:46:03,954
2951Of course, of course,
2952yes, Your Majesty!
2953
2954665
295500:46:04,120 --> 00:46:05,156
2956No, really.
2957
2958666
295900:46:05,320 --> 00:46:06,356
2960Yes, Your Majesty.
2961
2962667
296300:46:06,520 --> 00:46:08,159
2964Oh, well.
2965
2966668
296700:46:08,520 --> 00:46:10,159
2968Maybe just one.
2969
2970669
297100:46:11,520 --> 00:46:15,036
2972From Pinafore, Bertie?
2973
2974670
297500:46:15,200 --> 00:46:17,157
2976Do I have to?
2977
2978671
297900:46:22,480 --> 00:46:24,995
2980♪ I'm called Little Buttercup ♪
2981
2982672
298300:46:25,160 --> 00:46:27,391
2984♪ Dear Little Buttercup ♪
2985
2986673
298700:46:27,560 --> 00:46:31,474
2988♪ Though I could never tell why ♪
2989
2990674
299100:46:31,680 --> 00:46:34,149
2992♪ But still I'm called Buttercup ♪
2993
2994675
299500:46:34,320 --> 00:46:36,039
2996♪ Poor Little Buttercup ♪
2997
2998676
299900:46:36,360 --> 00:46:40,036
3000♪ Sweet Little Buttercup, I ♪
3001
3002677
300300:46:40,720 --> 00:46:43,440
3004♪ I've snuff and tobaccy ♪
3005
3006678
300700:46:43,600 --> 00:46:45,398
3008♪ And excellent jacky ♪
3009
3010679
301100:46:45,760 --> 00:46:47,080
3012♪ Of... ♪
3013
3014680
301500:46:57,560 --> 00:46:59,472
3016I was taught by Mendelssohn,
3017you know?
3018
3019681
302000:47:00,680 --> 00:47:01,750
3021To the Queen!
3022
3023682
302400:47:01,960 --> 00:47:03,872
3025To the Queen!
3026
3027683
302800:47:04,240 --> 00:47:05,390
3029To me!
3030
3031684
303200:47:19,440 --> 00:47:22,080
3033We shouldn't have had
3034so much champagne.
3035
3036685
303700:47:25,880 --> 00:47:27,280
3038May I?
3039
3040686
304100:47:41,920 --> 00:47:43,434
3042Oh, Abdul!
3043
3044687
304500:47:44,280 --> 00:47:46,636
3046I haven't been as happy
3047as this for years.
3048
3049688
305000:47:47,240 --> 00:47:50,233
3051When I first came to England,
3052
3053689
305400:47:50,960 --> 00:47:52,679
3055I was terrified of you.
3056
3057690
305800:47:54,240 --> 00:47:56,596
3059But you're a very kind lady.
3060
3061691
306200:47:57,600 --> 00:48:01,276
3063You're a very unique lady to me.
3064
3065692
306600:48:01,840 --> 00:48:05,959
3067And you are very,
3068very unique to me, Abdul.
3069
3070693
307100:48:06,120 --> 00:48:09,796
3072I know that you are
3073much older than me,
3074
3075694
307600:48:11,000 --> 00:48:12,116
3077and
3078
3079695
308000:48:13,160 --> 00:48:14,799
3081you are the Queen of England,
3082
3083696
308400:48:15,640 --> 00:48:18,030
3085and the Empress of India,
3086
3087697
308800:48:18,280 --> 00:48:21,159
3089and I'm just a humble munshi.
3090
3091698
309200:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,515
3093But I think
3094
3095699
309600:48:26,640 --> 00:48:29,360
3097you are the most special
3098person in my whole life.
3099
3100700
310100:48:31,480 --> 00:48:33,995
3102Even more special than my wife.
3103
3104701
310500:48:37,360 --> 00:48:38,714
3106Wife?
3107
3108702
310900:48:39,680 --> 00:48:40,670
3110Yes.
3111
3112703
311300:48:42,480 --> 00:48:43,800
3114You're married?
3115
3116704
311700:48:46,680 --> 00:48:47,670
3118Of course.
3119
3120705
312100:48:48,680 --> 00:48:50,399
3122Where is your wife?
3123
3124706
312500:48:52,320 --> 00:48:53,356
3126In India.
3127
3128707
312900:48:54,520 --> 00:48:56,512
3130Why didn't you tell me
3131you were married?
3132
3133708
313400:48:58,240 --> 00:48:59,879
3135I didn't think it mattered.
3136
3137709
313800:49:00,080 --> 00:49:01,878
3139Well, of course it matters.
3140
3141710
314200:49:02,080 --> 00:49:03,400
3143It changes everything.
3144
3145711
314600:49:04,720 --> 00:49:06,871
3147You must return to
3148India immediately.
3149
3150712
315100:49:09,320 --> 00:49:11,039
3152And bring her back at once.
3153
3154713
315500:49:42,200 --> 00:49:44,556
3156Bloody hell.
3157
3158714
315900:49:48,440 --> 00:49:49,760
3160He's coming!
3161
3162715
316300:50:10,560 --> 00:50:12,233
3164How terribly exciting.
3165
3166716
316700:50:35,440 --> 00:50:36,840
3168It's Ali Baba!
3169
3170717
317100:50:37,000 --> 00:50:38,229
3172Look at the size of him.
3173
3174718
317500:50:38,400 --> 00:50:40,153
3176Where'd he get those medals?
3177
3178719
317900:50:54,080 --> 00:50:56,117
3180What the devil is she wearing?
3181
3182720
318300:50:56,320 --> 00:50:57,515
3184You can't even see her face.
3185
3186721
318700:51:00,480 --> 00:51:02,472
3188She looks rather splendid.
3189
3190722
319100:51:02,640 --> 00:51:05,314
3192But you cannot actually
3193see her, Your Majesty.
3194
3195723
319600:51:06,480 --> 00:51:07,675
3197I think it's rather dignified.
3198
3199724
320000:51:10,000 --> 00:51:11,480
3201Who the hell is that?
3202
3203725
320400:51:11,640 --> 00:51:13,154
3205Get the bags, boy.
3206
3207726
320800:51:13,440 --> 00:51:15,113
3209He's brought a serving boy.
3210
3211727
321200:51:19,680 --> 00:51:21,831
3213Good God, another one!
3214How many has he got in there?
3215
3216728
321700:51:26,280 --> 00:51:28,351
3218Ruddy sod's a bigamist.
3219
3220729
322100:51:28,720 --> 00:51:31,474
3222I do hope they like their
3223little cottage.
3224
3225730
322600:51:35,560 --> 00:51:36,550
3227Your Majesty.
3228
3229731
323000:51:36,640 --> 00:51:38,518
3231I hope it's not inconvenient.
3232
3233732
323400:51:38,680 --> 00:51:40,797
3235I just thought
3236we'd pop round for tea.
3237
3238733
323900:51:47,200 --> 00:51:50,830
3240This is my granddaughter,
3241Sophia, Queen of Greece.
3242
3243734
324400:51:51,040 --> 00:51:54,920
3245And this is Grand Duchess
3246Sophie of Saxe-Weimar-Eisenach.
3247
3248735
324900:51:55,160 --> 00:51:56,514
3250And my daughter,
3251
3252736
325300:51:56,680 --> 00:51:58,672
3254Princess Helena Augusta Victoria
3255
3256737
325700:51:58,880 --> 00:52:02,191
3258of Schleswig-Holstein-
3259Sonderburg-Augustenburg.
3260
3261738
326200:52:02,360 --> 00:52:04,238
3263This is my wife,
3264Mrs. Karim.
3265
3266739
326700:52:04,400 --> 00:52:05,880
3268And this is my
3269mother-in-law.
3270
3271740
327200:52:06,320 --> 00:52:09,358
3273Your Majesty,
3274Sophia, Queen of Greece,
3275
3276741
327700:52:09,560 --> 00:52:12,758
3278Grand Duchess Sophie
3279of Saxe-Weimar-Eisenach,
3280
3281742
328200:52:12,920 --> 00:52:15,389
3283Princess Helena Augusta Victoria
3284
3285743
328600:52:15,560 --> 00:52:19,759
3287of Schleswig-Holstein-
3288Sonderburg-Augustenburg,
3289
3290744
329100:52:21,040 --> 00:52:25,239
3292I would like to take this
3293opportunity on behalf of myself,
3294
3295745
329600:52:25,400 --> 00:52:28,438
3297my wife, and my wife's mother
3298
3299746
330000:52:28,720 --> 00:52:31,235
3301to thank Her Majesty
3302for accommodating us.
3303
3304747
330500:52:31,400 --> 00:52:34,757
3306We are very grateful
3307for her infinite kindness
3308
3309748
331000:52:35,240 --> 00:52:37,550
3311and interior decoration.
3312
3313749
331400:52:37,800 --> 00:52:42,397
3315The gift of hospitality
3316and friendship to strangers
3317
3318750
331900:52:42,560 --> 00:52:45,314
3320is of very high importance
3321in our culture.
3322
3323751
332400:52:45,480 --> 00:52:49,315
3325And so we are honored to
3326repay it in our own small way.
3327
3328752
332900:52:49,920 --> 00:52:52,071
3330What is ours is yours.
3331
3332753
333300:52:52,240 --> 00:52:53,594
3334Quite literally.
3335
3336754
333700:52:53,960 --> 00:52:55,155
3338Alhamdulilah.
3339
3340755
334100:52:57,200 --> 00:52:59,078
3342My dear Munshi,
3343
3344756
334500:52:59,600 --> 00:53:01,592
3346we are so glad to have
3347you here, my children.
3348
3349757
335000:53:01,760 --> 00:53:03,752
3351We have missed you enormously.
3352
3353758
335400:53:04,320 --> 00:53:06,880
3355I can't wait to show
3356you the Durbar Room.
3357
3358759
335900:53:07,320 --> 00:53:08,595
3360Children?
3361
3362760
336300:53:09,880 --> 00:53:12,156
3364Ponsonby, you will have to do
3365something about this.
3366
3367761
336800:53:12,320 --> 00:53:14,835
3369My dear Munshi,
3370I'm so glad you're back.
3371
3372762
337300:53:15,360 --> 00:53:17,670
3374It's been dreadfully
3375dull without you.
3376
3377763
337800:53:18,520 --> 00:53:20,955
3379And I'm so glad
3380to meet Mrs. Karim.
3381
3382764
338300:53:23,240 --> 00:53:27,234
3384There is just one thing I've been
3385curious about the whole afternoon.
3386
3387765
338800:53:28,120 --> 00:53:30,237
3389What does she look like
3390behind her veil?
3391
3392766
339300:53:30,960 --> 00:53:32,030
3394You must see her.
3395
3396767
339700:53:32,200 --> 00:53:33,395
3398Is that allowed?
3399
3400768
340100:53:33,880 --> 00:53:36,918
3402You're a lady.
3403And the Empress of India.
3404
3405769
340600:53:37,080 --> 00:53:38,070
3407Oh...
3408
3409770
341000:53:38,480 --> 00:53:40,437
3411Well, where the bloody
3412hell's she going now?
3413
3414771
341500:53:47,920 --> 00:53:49,639
3416Your Majesty.
3417
3418772
341900:54:17,320 --> 00:54:18,310
3420Oh...
3421
3422773
342300:54:19,440 --> 00:54:21,591
3424You really are beautiful.
3425
3426774
342700:54:23,760 --> 00:54:25,752
3428What on Earth is a durbar room?
3429
3430775
343100:54:25,840 --> 00:54:28,514
3432It's a celebration of all
3433things Indian, Prime Minister,
3434
3435776
343600:54:28,680 --> 00:54:31,320
3437inspired by the Mughal emperors.
3438
3439777
344000:54:31,480 --> 00:54:32,914
3441But I don't understand.
3442
3443778
344400:54:33,120 --> 00:54:35,430
3445Who gave her permission to
3446build this in the first place?
3447
3448779
344900:54:35,600 --> 00:54:38,320
3450Don't blame me,
3451I was in Monte Carlo.
3452
3453780
345400:54:38,480 --> 00:54:40,517
3455I'm afraid she's a law
3456unto herself, Prime Minister.
3457
3458781
345900:54:40,680 --> 00:54:43,434
3460For God's sake! She'll
3461be wearing a burqa next.
3462
3463782
346400:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,595
3465Prime Minister, you are late.
3466
3467783
346800:54:46,800 --> 00:54:49,269
3469I'm terribly sorry,
3470Your Majesty.
3471
3472784
347300:54:49,440 --> 00:54:51,033
3474Well, let us begin.
3475
3476785
347700:54:51,200 --> 00:54:55,194
3478This, as you can see,
3479is the Indian corridor.
3480
3481786
348200:54:57,160 --> 00:55:01,200
3483The Durbar Room was designed
3484by Mr. Bhai Ram Singh.
3485
3486787
348700:55:03,040 --> 00:55:04,952
3488The place is crawling with them.
3489
3490788
349100:55:05,120 --> 00:55:08,716
3492We have commissioned a series
3493of portraits of eminent Indians.
3494
3495789
349600:55:08,880 --> 00:55:10,030
3497This...
3498
3499790
350000:55:10,240 --> 00:55:12,391
3501Princess Gowramma.
3502
3503791
350400:55:12,560 --> 00:55:14,552
3505And this of course,
3506
3507792
350800:55:14,720 --> 00:55:16,393
3509is the Munshi.
3510
3511793
351200:55:17,720 --> 00:55:19,552
3513An honor to meet you,
3514Mr. Prime Minister, sir.
3515
3516794
351700:55:19,720 --> 00:55:21,552
3518A good likeness,
3519don't you think?
3520
3521795
352200:55:22,920 --> 00:55:25,913
3523I asked him to
3524take a few pounds off.
3525
3526796
352700:55:27,480 --> 00:55:29,756
3528This is my wife,
3529Mr. Prime Minister, sir.
3530
3531797
353200:55:29,920 --> 00:55:32,560
3533And that is my mother-in-law.
3534
3535798
353600:55:32,760 --> 00:55:35,400
3537At least I think
3538that's the right way round.
3539
3540799
354100:55:37,600 --> 00:55:39,000
3542These are my servants,
3543
3544800
354500:55:39,160 --> 00:55:40,992
3546Mohammed and Ahmed.
3547
3548801
354900:55:41,160 --> 00:55:44,153
3550And this is the Durbar Room.
3551
3552802
355300:55:45,080 --> 00:55:48,073
3554What the hell is
3555going on here, Ponsonby?
3556
3557803
355800:55:55,760 --> 00:55:58,070
3559The carvings are
3560from Uttar Pradesh.
3561
3562804
356300:55:59,120 --> 00:56:01,954
3564And the carpet was
3565woven in a jail in Agra.
3566
3567805
356800:56:02,120 --> 00:56:04,430
3569Perfect, I think,
3570for the tableau.
3571
3572806
357300:56:05,440 --> 00:56:07,397
3574But the pièce de résistance
3575
3576807
357700:56:07,560 --> 00:56:10,280
3578is the Peacock Throne.
3579
3580808
358100:56:10,440 --> 00:56:13,274
3582An exact copy
3583of the one at Agra.
3584
3585809
358600:56:16,640 --> 00:56:18,120
3587And, of course, the Koh-i-noor.
3588
3589810
359000:56:18,640 --> 00:56:21,235
3591Now I really do feel
3592like the Empress of India.
3593
3594811
359500:56:22,600 --> 00:56:24,796
3596I thought she was
3597supposed to be dying.
3598
3599812
360000:56:24,960 --> 00:56:28,431
3601It really is a remarkable addition
3602to the house, Your Majesty.
3603
3604813
360500:56:28,600 --> 00:56:31,035
3606We have Abdul to
3607thank for the whole idea.
3608
3609814
361000:56:31,240 --> 00:56:33,630
3611To celebrate the completion
3612of the Durbar Room,
3613
3614815
361500:56:33,800 --> 00:56:35,792
3616a little surprise, Your Majesty.
3617
3618816
361900:56:38,440 --> 00:56:39,760
3620What is it?
3621
3622817
362300:56:40,160 --> 00:56:42,311
3624A mango, Your Majesty.
3625
3626818
362700:56:43,800 --> 00:56:45,632
3628One moment, Your Majesty.
3629
3630819
363100:56:50,640 --> 00:56:51,630
3632Uh...
3633
3634820
363500:56:51,840 --> 00:56:54,480
3636It's off.
3637
3638821
363900:56:56,760 --> 00:56:58,240
3640Sir Henry.
3641
3642822
364300:56:58,400 --> 00:56:59,993
3644This mango is off.
3645
3646823
364700:57:04,960 --> 00:57:07,350
3648I'm terribly sorry,
3649Your Majesty.
3650
3651824
365200:57:10,520 --> 00:57:13,479
3653Take one of these
3654whenever you see the Munshi.
3655
3656825
365700:57:14,920 --> 00:57:17,958
3658I can't wait to
3659show you the tableau, Prime Minister.
3660
3661826
366200:57:20,440 --> 00:57:23,512
3663A line has definitively
3664been crossed.
3665
3666827
366700:57:24,600 --> 00:57:26,751
3668I can't go on stage like this.
3669
3670828
367100:57:26,960 --> 00:57:28,519
3672I'm absolutely sick.
3673
3674829
367500:57:28,680 --> 00:57:29,830
3676But you have to.
3677
3678830
367900:57:30,000 --> 00:57:31,434
3680The Prime Minister
3681will be watching.
3682
3683831
368400:57:31,600 --> 00:57:34,160
3685This is a complete
3686and utter disaster.
3687
3688832
368900:57:35,960 --> 00:57:37,110
3690I don't know what
3691you're talking about.
3692
3693833
369400:57:37,280 --> 00:57:38,350
3695They've been waiting for this.
3696
3697834
369800:57:38,440 --> 00:57:39,430
3699Who? Who have?
3700
3701835
370200:57:39,640 --> 00:57:41,711
3703Ponsonby, Reid,
3704the whole damn lot.
3705
3706836
370700:57:41,880 --> 00:57:43,633
3708Don't you see? She's been
3709rubbing their noses in it,
3710
3711837
371200:57:43,720 --> 00:57:44,915
3713but now it's going public.
3714
3715838
371600:57:45,000 --> 00:57:47,390
3717I'm telling you, they're
3718not going to stand for it.
3719
3720839
372100:57:47,560 --> 00:57:49,472
3722They'll rise up and chop
3723your bloody balls off.
3724
3725840
372600:57:49,640 --> 00:57:50,710
3727I haven't done anything.
3728
3729841
373000:57:50,840 --> 00:57:51,876
3731You stupid bloody Uncle Tom.
3732
3733842
373400:57:52,000 --> 00:57:53,719
3735You can't win on their terms.
3736
3737843
373800:57:57,360 --> 00:57:59,033
3739Mrs. Munshi.
3740
3741844
374200:58:02,160 --> 00:58:03,514
3743Bertie.
3744
3745845
374600:58:07,520 --> 00:58:11,230
3747I've never been so humiliated
3748in my entire life.
3749
3750846
375100:58:11,400 --> 00:58:14,313
3752Actually,
3753I'm rather enjoying it.
3754
3755847
375600:58:14,760 --> 00:58:16,752
3757Beginners on stage, please.
3758
3759848
376000:58:19,080 --> 00:58:22,232
3761A scene in Ancient Persia.
3762
3763849
376400:58:26,760 --> 00:58:30,754
3765I am the Sultan of Persia.
3766
3767850
376800:58:31,920 --> 00:58:34,833
3769The King of all Kings.
3770
3771851
377200:58:49,600 --> 00:58:51,114
3773Your Highness!
3774
3775852
377600:58:51,280 --> 00:58:56,435
3777We bestow upon you all
3778the riches of the Orient.
3779
3780853
378100:59:03,720 --> 00:59:06,235
3782You are now under my power!
3783
3784854
378500:59:18,560 --> 00:59:20,950
3786Bravo, bravo, the Munshi!
3787
3788855
378900:59:37,640 --> 00:59:41,077
3790What the hell is this,
3791Ponsonby? Munshi-mania?
3792
3793856
379400:59:41,240 --> 00:59:43,311
3795I'm trying to keep
3796an empire together,
3797
3798857
379900:59:43,480 --> 00:59:45,392
3800looks like they're
3801running the place.
3802
3803858
380400:59:45,920 --> 00:59:48,992
3805I want this whole sodding mess
3806knocked on the head.
3807
3808859
380900:59:49,160 --> 00:59:50,640
3810Or you're finished.
3811
3812860
381300:59:50,800 --> 00:59:52,154
3814Understood?
3815
3816861
381701:00:01,200 --> 01:00:02,759
3818Oh, Sir Henry.
3819
3820862
382101:00:03,000 --> 01:00:06,789
3822Tell us what exactly did the Prime
3823Minister say about the tableau?
3824
3825863
382601:00:09,280 --> 01:00:11,158
3827To be entirely frank,
3828Your Majesty,
3829
3830864
383101:00:11,320 --> 01:00:13,437
3832he seemed to be
3833a little perturbed.
3834
3835865
383601:00:13,600 --> 01:00:14,954
3837Whatever for?
3838
3839866
384001:00:15,120 --> 01:00:16,520
3841He must have liked the Munshi.
3842
3843867
384401:00:16,680 --> 01:00:19,434
3845I think the Munshi was
3846the problem, Your Majesty.
3847
3848868
384901:00:19,600 --> 01:00:21,512
3850Really? I thought
3851he was rather good.
3852
3853869
385401:00:21,720 --> 01:00:23,951
3855I think he meant his position,
3856I think he was rather alarmed
3857
3858870
385901:00:24,120 --> 01:00:27,875
3860he had such a prominent role
3861in the Household.
3862
3863871
386401:00:28,040 --> 01:00:30,191
3865Of course Abdul has
3866a prominent role in the Household.
3867
3868872
386901:00:30,680 --> 01:00:31,796
3870He is my munshi.
3871
3872873
387301:00:31,960 --> 01:00:34,031
3874But he's an Indian,
3875Your Majesty.
3876
3877874
387801:00:34,720 --> 01:00:35,949
3879I am aware of that.
3880
3881875
388201:00:36,640 --> 01:00:39,553
3883Given current sensitivities in
3884the subcontinent, Your Majesty,
3885
3886876
388701:00:39,720 --> 01:00:42,713
3888the Prime Minister was
3889concerned that it might be
3890
3891877
389201:00:42,880 --> 01:00:45,315
3893sending the wrong message.
3894
3895878
389601:00:45,960 --> 01:00:48,794
3897I should have thought
3898it was a jolly good message.
3899
3900879
390101:00:48,960 --> 01:00:50,394
3902But he's a Muslim, Your Majesty.
3903
3904880
390501:00:50,560 --> 01:00:52,153
3906Precisely.
3907
3908881
390901:00:52,680 --> 01:00:54,672
3910We owe them so much, do we not?
3911
3912882
391301:00:55,720 --> 01:00:57,916
3914For their role in the Mutiny,
3915for example.
3916
3917883
391801:00:59,520 --> 01:01:01,034
3919The Mutiny, Your Majesty?
3920
3921884
392201:01:01,200 --> 01:01:04,159
3923Yes, for the help they gave us
3924with the Hindus.
3925
3926885
392701:01:06,200 --> 01:01:12,071
3928But the Mutiny was a
3929Muslim-led revolt, Your Majesty.
3930
3931886
393201:01:15,600 --> 01:01:17,034
3933Are you sure?
3934
3935887
393601:01:17,200 --> 01:01:18,600
3937Of course.
3938
3939888
394001:01:18,920 --> 01:01:20,877
3941The Muslim soldiers revolted
3942
3943889
394401:01:21,040 --> 01:01:25,034
3945when it was rumored that their
3946rifles were greased with pork fat.
3947
3948890
394901:01:28,240 --> 01:01:29,594
3950Really?
3951
3952891
395301:01:30,120 --> 01:01:32,510
3954The Grand Mufti, himself,
3955
3956892
395701:01:32,680 --> 01:01:36,196
3958put out a fatwa against you
3959personally, Your Majesty.
3960
3961893
396201:01:36,360 --> 01:01:41,674
3963And Muslim soldiers murdered over
3964two thousand British personnel.
3965
3966894
396701:01:45,440 --> 01:01:47,557
3968Who have you been
3969talking to, Mother?
3970
3971895
397201:01:51,640 --> 01:01:52,630
3973Ta-da!
3974
3975896
397601:01:55,800 --> 01:01:57,951
3977I have opened my heart to you.
3978
3979897
398001:01:58,120 --> 01:01:59,952
3981I brought your
3982family from India.
3983
3984898
398501:02:00,120 --> 01:02:02,794
3986I promoted you in the face
3987of considerable opposition
3988
3989899
399001:02:02,920 --> 01:02:05,230
3991and disquiet from the Household.
3992
3993900
399401:02:05,440 --> 01:02:06,954
3995I even turned a blind eye
3996
3997901
399801:02:07,160 --> 01:02:09,436
3999when you failed to tell me
4000that you were married,
4001
4002902
400301:02:09,600 --> 01:02:12,479
4004which, as you know,
4005came as quite a surprise.
4006
4007903
400801:02:12,640 --> 01:02:14,518
4009How could you let me
4010humiliate myself
4011
4012904
401301:02:14,640 --> 01:02:16,597
4014in front of
4015the entire Household?
4016
4017905
401801:02:16,800 --> 01:02:18,393
4019I am deeply sorry, Your Majesty.
4020
4021906
402201:02:18,560 --> 01:02:22,634
4023You said the
4024Hindus were behind the Mutiny.
4025
4026907
402701:02:22,840 --> 01:02:24,320
4028I didn't say
4029it was only the Hindus.
4030
4031908
403201:02:24,480 --> 01:02:26,949
4033You told me
4034categorically the Muslims were my friends.
4035
4036909
403701:02:27,120 --> 01:02:28,315
4038We are your friends, Your...
4039
4040910
404101:02:28,480 --> 01:02:30,392
4042Abdul,
4043there is a fatwa against me.
4044
4045911
404601:02:30,600 --> 01:02:32,956
4047It was the Muslims
4048who started the whole thing.
4049
4050912
405101:02:33,120 --> 01:02:35,510
4052This is completely unacceptable.
4053
4054913
405501:02:38,600 --> 01:02:42,992
4056Abdul, I thought you were
4057outstanding as the Sultan of Persia,
4058
4059914
406001:02:43,160 --> 01:02:45,436
4061but I'm afraid
4062you have to go home.
4063
4064915
406501:02:47,520 --> 01:02:49,910
4066Hallelujah!
4067
4068916
406901:02:54,520 --> 01:02:57,319
4070You've hurt my feelings
4071very much indeed.
4072
4073917
407401:02:58,280 --> 01:03:00,192
4075Don't you see the position
4076you have put me in?
4077
4078918
407901:03:05,520 --> 01:03:08,194
4080Thank you for everything
4081you've done for me.
4082
4083919
408401:03:09,160 --> 01:03:11,038
4085I will miss you
4086a very great deal.
4087
4088920
408901:03:37,560 --> 01:03:41,031
4090So, we're going home?
4091
4092921
409301:04:09,760 --> 01:04:11,353
4094Good night, Mother.
4095
4096922
409701:04:12,440 --> 01:04:13,874
4098Good night.
4099
4100923
410101:05:28,440 --> 01:05:29,510
4102Mrs. Tuck?
4103
4104924
410501:05:30,440 --> 01:05:31,510
4106Mrs. Tuck.
4107
4108925
410901:05:44,840 --> 01:05:46,115
4110Abdul.
4111
4112926
411301:05:47,360 --> 01:05:48,760
4114You've been an utter fool.
4115
4116927
411701:05:48,960 --> 01:05:51,475
4118And I'm absolutely
4119furious with you.
4120
4121928
412201:05:52,360 --> 01:05:54,716
4123It is unconscionable
4124that as my munshi
4125
4126929
412701:05:54,880 --> 01:05:57,190
4128you should have
4129lied to me in any way.
4130
4131930
413201:05:58,000 --> 01:05:58,990
4133But...
4134
4135931
413601:05:59,160 --> 01:06:02,551
4137It would be also
4138completely churlish of me
4139
4140932
414101:06:03,120 --> 01:06:06,557
4142not to recognize
4143the considerable kindness
4144
4145933
414601:06:06,720 --> 01:06:08,518
4147and devotion you have shown.
4148
4149934
415001:06:11,560 --> 01:06:15,031
4151I suppose in some way you
4152thought you were protecting me.
4153
4154935
415501:06:15,680 --> 01:06:20,880
4156But as the monarch I realize that
4157nothing can really protect me.
4158
4159936
416001:06:22,320 --> 01:06:24,710
4161And so, in that light,
4162I have decided,
4163
4164937
416501:06:24,880 --> 01:06:28,032
4166although I'm very disappointed,
4167
4168938
416901:06:30,040 --> 01:06:31,190
4170that I want you to stay.
4171
4172939
417301:06:34,320 --> 01:06:38,075
4174Your gracious Majesty.
4175Thank you, Your Majesty.
4176
4177940
417801:06:38,240 --> 01:06:42,029
4179Abdul, there is something
4180we must sort out.
4181
4182941
418301:06:44,240 --> 01:06:47,597
4184I am deeply concerned
4185about Mrs. Karim.
4186
4187942
418801:06:48,520 --> 01:06:49,670
4189Mrs. Karim?
4190
4191943
419201:06:51,040 --> 01:06:53,430
4193By now, one would have expected
4194
4195944
419601:06:53,600 --> 01:06:57,276
4197to hear the pitter-patter
4198of little Muslim feet
4199
4200945
420101:06:57,440 --> 01:06:59,909
4202along the corridors
4203of Osborne House.
4204
4205946
420601:07:02,280 --> 01:07:05,114
4207I am concerned
4208that everything is
4209
4210947
421101:07:06,040 --> 01:07:08,953
4212functioning below stairs.
4213
4214948
421501:07:12,120 --> 01:07:15,238
4216I want you to examine
4217Mrs. Karim.
4218
4219949
422001:07:16,200 --> 01:07:17,600
4221Examine Mrs. Karim?
4222
4223950
422401:07:17,800 --> 01:07:18,790
4225Mm.
4226
4227951
422801:07:19,280 --> 01:07:23,752
4229Just, um, make sure that
4230everything's working.
4231
4232952
423301:07:25,120 --> 01:07:26,236
4234But, Your Majesty,
4235
4236953
423701:07:26,400 --> 01:07:29,279
4238I thought the Munshi and
4239his family were leaving us.
4240
4241954
424201:07:29,640 --> 01:07:31,279
4243Whatever gave you
4244that impression?
4245
4246955
424701:07:33,880 --> 01:07:37,317
4248The Munshi and his family are
4249integral parts of the Royal Household.
4250
4251956
425201:07:39,760 --> 01:07:40,876
4253As far as I'm concerned,
4254
4255957
425601:07:41,040 --> 01:07:42,030
4257this is war.
4258
4259958
426001:07:42,160 --> 01:07:43,640
4261We're going to dig
4262up every last bit
4263
4264959
426501:07:43,800 --> 01:07:45,314
4266of dirt this
4267blackguard's ever done.
4268
4269960
427001:07:45,480 --> 01:07:48,154
4271I want someone in India raking
4272through the family coals.
4273
4274961
427501:07:48,320 --> 01:07:50,152
4276Your son's out there,
4277isn't he, Ponsonby?
4278
4279962
428001:07:50,320 --> 01:07:51,879
4281I couldn't possibly be involved
4282
4283963
428401:07:52,000 --> 01:07:53,559
4285in subterfuge,
4286Your Royal Highness.
4287
4288964
428901:07:54,240 --> 01:07:56,630
4290Look, very soon
4291I am going to be King.
4292
4293965
429401:07:56,840 --> 01:07:59,560
4295You will bloody well do
4296as you're told!
4297
4298966
429901:08:00,800 --> 01:08:02,154
4300You'll leave no stone unturned.
4301
4302967
430301:08:02,280 --> 01:08:04,840
4304You will make a dossier, and you
4305put it all down in black and white.
4306
4307968
430801:08:05,000 --> 01:08:07,276
4309And put an end to all this shit!
4310
4311969
431201:08:08,120 --> 01:08:09,759
4313For good.
4314
4315970
431601:08:16,000 --> 01:08:20,199
4317Well, I'd better go
4318and examine Mrs. Munshi.
4319
4320971
432101:08:22,200 --> 01:08:23,475
4322Dr. Reid.
4323
4324972
432501:08:24,440 --> 01:08:25,669
4326Do come in.
4327
4328973
432901:08:26,760 --> 01:08:29,275
4330She'll have to uncover her face.
4331
4332974
433301:08:29,440 --> 01:08:31,591
4334That is impossible, sir.
4335
4336975
433701:08:31,760 --> 01:08:33,877
4338I need to see her tongue.
4339
4340976
434101:08:42,880 --> 01:08:44,030
4342Well?
4343
4344977
434501:08:44,440 --> 01:08:45,590
4346She's fine.
4347
4348978
434901:08:56,120 --> 01:08:57,395
4350Mr. Mohammed.
4351
4352979
435301:08:57,560 --> 01:09:02,396
4354We have come here because we are
4355not unaware of your predicament.
4356
4357980
435801:09:02,560 --> 01:09:05,394
4359That you arrived in the first
4360place almost by accident,
4361
4362981
436301:09:05,560 --> 01:09:07,711
4364and now find yourself stuck here
4365
4366982
436701:09:07,880 --> 01:09:11,669
4368through a bizarre set of
4369circumstances, none of your own making.
4370
4371983
437201:09:12,360 --> 01:09:15,558
4373Nor is it beneath our notice
4374
4375984
437601:09:15,720 --> 01:09:17,393
4377that the inclement
4378English weather
4379
4380985
438101:09:17,560 --> 01:09:19,233
4382has been the cause
4383of a precipitous decline
4384
4385986
438601:09:19,400 --> 01:09:21,392
4387in your general health.
4388
4389987
439001:09:22,480 --> 01:09:24,233
4391What is more,
4392
4393988
439401:09:25,400 --> 01:09:28,757
4395you continue to suffer
4396the vast indignity
4397
4398989
439901:09:28,920 --> 01:09:33,392
4400of being a servant to someone
4401who is in many ways your inferior.
4402
4403990
440401:09:33,600 --> 01:09:35,831
4405So, it occurred to us that, um,
4406
4407991
440801:09:37,240 --> 01:09:40,074
4409we might be able to
4410offer you some help.
4411
4412992
441301:09:43,560 --> 01:09:44,676
4414Help?
4415
4416993
441701:09:44,840 --> 01:09:46,069
4418Travel home.
4419
4420994
442101:09:46,280 --> 01:09:48,272
4422Perhaps a modest pension.
4423
4424995
442501:09:48,440 --> 01:09:50,716
4426In return, of course, for, um...
4427
4428996
442901:09:51,600 --> 01:09:53,956
4430A little information.
4431
4432997
443301:10:01,080 --> 01:10:03,072
4434You want me to
4435
4436998
443701:10:03,880 --> 01:10:05,234
4438dish the dirty?
4439
4440999
444101:10:05,400 --> 01:10:08,279
4442In a manner of speaking.
4443
44441000
444501:10:14,360 --> 01:10:16,192
4446What would you like me to say?
4447
44481001
444901:10:16,360 --> 01:10:18,033
4450Anything, really.
4451
44521002
445301:10:18,920 --> 01:10:20,912
4454Well, we need details.
4455
44561003
445701:10:22,040 --> 01:10:23,269
4458What he says.
4459
44601004
446101:10:23,960 --> 01:10:25,633
4462What he does.
4463
44641005
446501:10:32,120 --> 01:10:36,000
4466Abdul does what
4467everyone else does.
4468
44691006
447001:10:36,160 --> 01:10:37,310
4471He, uh...
4472
44731007
447401:10:39,160 --> 01:10:41,595
4475He looks for preferment.
4476
44771008
447801:10:42,960 --> 01:10:44,952
4479He curries favor.
4480
44811009
448201:10:51,640 --> 01:10:57,159
4483He crawls up
4484the stinking greasy pole
4485
44861010
448701:10:58,440 --> 01:11:00,352
4488of the shitty British Empire.
4489
44901011
449101:11:03,440 --> 01:11:08,469
4492Making fools of all of you,
4493because he is a servant.
4494
44951012
449601:11:10,280 --> 01:11:12,272
4497An Indian Muslim servant,
4498
44991013
450001:11:12,440 --> 01:11:15,035
4501and you are all
4502quaking in your boots
4503
45041014
450501:11:15,200 --> 01:11:18,830
4506because he's beating you
4507at your own game.
4508
45091015
451001:11:19,040 --> 01:11:22,158
4511No one is quaking
4512in their boots.
4513
45141016
451501:11:22,320 --> 01:11:24,994
4516We are the most
4517powerful nation on Earth.
4518
45191017
452001:11:25,160 --> 01:11:26,879
4521At the height of our influence.
4522
45231018
452401:11:27,040 --> 01:11:29,032
4525In that case,
4526
45271019
452801:11:29,520 --> 01:11:31,716
4529the only way is down.
4530
45311020
453201:11:32,880 --> 01:11:36,669
4533So stick your
4534stupid British Empire
4535
45361021
453701:11:37,320 --> 01:11:42,156
4538up your stinky royal bottom
4539hole, Mr. Bertie Prince, sir.
4540
45411022
454201:11:49,680 --> 01:11:52,798
4543I hope he makes the whole
4544damn thing come tumbling down.
4545
45461023
454701:12:03,240 --> 01:12:05,675
4548I will see to it
4549that you die here.
4550
45511024
455201:12:13,560 --> 01:12:14,710
4553He didn't say anything.
4554
45551025
455601:12:14,880 --> 01:12:17,156
4557What do you mean,
4558"He didn't say anything"?
4559
45601026
456101:12:17,320 --> 01:12:18,754
4562We did our best with him,
4563
45641027
456501:12:18,920 --> 01:12:20,673
4566but he spoke most intemperately.
4567
45681028
456901:12:20,840 --> 01:12:22,559
4570The man is an absolute shit.
4571
45721029
457301:12:22,720 --> 01:12:24,200
4574Dr. Reid.
4575
45761030
457701:12:25,760 --> 01:12:27,399
4578I'm not a fool.
4579
45801031
458101:12:27,560 --> 01:12:29,279
4582I know there is some
4583skullduggery afoot.
4584
45851032
458601:12:29,440 --> 01:12:32,353
4587Something's going on here, and
4588I'm not going to stand for it.
4589
45901033
459101:12:32,520 --> 01:12:34,000
4592Dr. Reid,
4593
45941034
459501:12:34,200 --> 01:12:35,919
4596I asked you to get to the bottom
4597
45981035
459901:12:36,080 --> 01:12:37,753
4600of Mrs. Karim's
4601fertility issues.
4602
46031036
460401:12:37,920 --> 01:12:39,593
4605It seems that
4606nothing has been done.
4607
46081037
460901:12:40,440 --> 01:12:42,272
4610Well, actually, Your Majesty,
4611
46121038
461301:12:42,440 --> 01:12:46,275
4614it was impossible to make
4615a conclusive judgment
4616
46171039
461801:12:47,240 --> 01:12:48,435
4619for religious reasons.
4620
46211040
462201:12:48,600 --> 01:12:49,954
4623Did you examine the Munshi?
4624
46251041
462601:12:51,040 --> 01:12:52,156
4627No, Your Majesty.
4628
46291042
463001:12:52,280 --> 01:12:53,396
4631Well, examine the Munshi.
4632
46331043
463401:12:53,600 --> 01:12:54,920
4635Bertie.
4636
46371044
463801:13:01,400 --> 01:13:03,869
4639I did not do seven years
4640at Edinburgh University
4641
46421045
464301:13:04,040 --> 01:13:06,191
4644to look at Indian dicks!
4645
46461046
464701:13:10,480 --> 01:13:11,914
4648Trousers.
4649
46501047
465101:13:35,120 --> 01:13:38,238
4652Eureka!
4653He is riddled with the clap!
4654
46551048
465601:13:40,680 --> 01:13:42,319
4657Well, well.
4658
46591049
466001:13:43,000 --> 01:13:44,992
4661Mother, we have to see you.
4662
46631050
466401:13:45,760 --> 01:13:47,240
4665Alone.
4666
46671051
466801:13:47,440 --> 01:13:49,432
4669I'm in the middle
4670of my Urdu lesson.
4671
46721052
467301:13:50,120 --> 01:13:54,911
4674Mother, we come with very important
4675news of a highly personal matter.
4676
46771053
467801:13:55,080 --> 01:13:56,594
4679I've nothing to hide from Abdul.
4680
46811054
468201:13:56,760 --> 01:13:58,638
4683Please, Your Majesty.
4684
46851055
468601:14:13,880 --> 01:14:15,155
4687Your Majesty...
4688
46891056
469001:14:15,960 --> 01:14:19,715
4691I'm afraid our news
4692concerns the Munshi.
4693
46941057
469501:14:20,560 --> 01:14:24,031
4696We have proof beyond any doubt
4697that Abdul Karim
4698
46991058
470001:14:24,200 --> 01:14:29,673
4701is a low-born impostor,
4702
47031059
470401:14:30,400 --> 01:14:32,357
4705Your Majesty.
4706
47071060
470801:14:33,880 --> 01:14:39,672
4709The Munshi is from a noble family
4710and a long line of teachers.
4711
47121061
471301:14:39,840 --> 01:14:43,356
4714No, I'm afraid he was a
4715mere clerk in a common jail.
4716
47171062
471801:14:44,560 --> 01:14:48,236
4719My own son has sent word from
4720India and has actually spoken
4721
47221063
472301:14:48,400 --> 01:14:50,551
4724to his immediate superior.
4725
47261064
472701:14:51,320 --> 01:14:54,870
4728His family are
4729completely uneducated.
4730
47311065
473201:14:55,200 --> 01:14:58,238
4733His father is
4734a lowly apothecary.
4735
47361066
473701:14:58,560 --> 01:15:01,519
4738The Munshi never even
4739went to school, Mother.
4740
47411067
474201:15:02,080 --> 01:15:03,719
4743The man's a complete fraud.
4744
47451068
474601:15:03,880 --> 01:15:05,917
4747And here he is,
4748overlooking the boxes.
4749
47501069
475101:15:06,320 --> 01:15:08,437
4752I'm afraid
4753it's true, Your Majesty.
4754
47551070
475601:15:09,040 --> 01:15:11,919
4757Abdul and his father
4758are completely common.
4759
47601071
476101:15:13,920 --> 01:15:17,072
4762We have prepared a dossier.
4763
47641072
476501:15:17,280 --> 01:15:19,431
4766You despicable toads!
4767
47681073
476901:15:21,000 --> 01:15:22,434
4770Racialists!
4771
47721074
477301:15:22,600 --> 01:15:24,398
4774Spying? Dossier?
4775
47761075
477701:15:24,560 --> 01:15:26,552
4778Picking on a poor
4779defenseless Indian?
4780
47811076
478201:15:26,720 --> 01:15:28,439
4783Of course he doesn't
4784have qualifications.
4785
47861077
478701:15:28,600 --> 01:15:31,752
4788They do things completely
4789differently out there.
4790
47911078
479201:15:31,960 --> 01:15:33,030
4793Don't you see, Mama?
4794
47951079
479601:15:33,200 --> 01:15:36,079
4797He's using his position
4798for his own gain.
4799
48001080
480101:15:36,560 --> 01:15:39,871
4802And how does that make him
4803any different from any of you?
4804
48051081
480601:15:40,560 --> 01:15:43,951
4807How dare you look down on Abdul?
4808
48091082
481001:15:44,720 --> 01:15:46,951
4811How dare you defame
4812his poor father?
4813
48141083
481501:15:47,120 --> 01:15:49,954
4816Bertie, I'm ashamed
4817that you're part of all this.
4818
48191084
482001:15:50,960 --> 01:15:53,953
4821Abdul is a loyal, wise,
4822sympathetic human being,
4823
48241085
482501:15:54,600 --> 01:15:56,717
4826who has raised himself
4827on his own merits.
4828
48291086
483001:15:57,280 --> 01:15:59,272
4831Bring Abdul in here.
4832
48331087
483401:16:01,040 --> 01:16:02,599
4835Bring him in!
4836
48371088
483801:16:06,600 --> 01:16:08,239
4839Now, I want you
4840to repeat after me,
4841
48421089
484301:16:08,400 --> 01:16:10,073
4844"I will be courteous
4845to the Munshi."
4846
48471090
484801:16:20,000 --> 01:16:22,993
4849I will be courteous
4850to the Munshi.
4851
48521091
485301:16:23,120 --> 01:16:24,110
4854You.
4855
48561092
485701:16:26,320 --> 01:16:28,073
4858I will be courteous
4859to the Munshi.
4860
48611093
486201:16:28,520 --> 01:16:29,920
4863Bertie. All of you.
4864
48651094
486601:16:30,080 --> 01:16:33,471
4867"I will be courteous
4868to the Munshi."
4869
48701095
487101:16:34,680 --> 01:16:37,912
4872I will be courteous
4873to the Munshi.
4874
48751096
487601:16:38,080 --> 01:16:39,992
4877It has become apparent
4878
48791097
488001:16:40,360 --> 01:16:43,432
4881that in order to get any
4882respect from the Household,
4883
48841098
488501:16:43,600 --> 01:16:45,273
4886one needs to be
4887formally recognized.
4888
48891099
489001:16:47,440 --> 01:16:48,794
4891In which case, Abdul.
4892
48931100
489401:16:51,200 --> 01:16:53,954
4895I intend to give you a knighthood
4896in the next honors list.
4897
48981101
489901:16:54,120 --> 01:16:56,510
4900Enough! This is absurd!
4901
49021102
490301:16:57,360 --> 01:16:59,192
4904We cannot protect you
4905from this any further.
4906
49071103
490801:16:59,360 --> 01:17:01,158
4909The man is riddled
4910with gonorrhea!
4911
49121104
491301:17:04,880 --> 01:17:05,916
4914Gonorrhea?
4915
49161105
491701:17:06,880 --> 01:17:09,679
4918Yes. Your Majesty.
4919
49201106
492101:17:15,880 --> 01:17:19,396
4922Well, you are a doctor.
4923Why don't you treat him?
4924
49251107
492601:17:19,560 --> 01:17:21,836
4927Now get out of my sight,
4928all of you!
4929
49301108
493101:17:29,400 --> 01:17:32,552
4932Listen, you pox-ridden
4933Indian shit!
4934
49351109
493601:17:32,720 --> 01:17:35,554
4937Why don't you bloody well leave
4938her alone? Dr. Reid! Dr. Reid!
4939
49401110
494101:17:35,720 --> 01:17:38,155
4942Be courteous!
4943
49441111
494501:17:48,160 --> 01:17:49,196
4946Knighted?
4947
49481112
494901:17:49,920 --> 01:17:51,991
4950Surely there is
4951some law against it.
4952
49531113
495401:17:52,160 --> 01:17:53,913
4955The man's a common Indian,
4956for God's sakes.
4957
49581114
495901:17:54,080 --> 01:17:55,673
4960Well, she can't
4961just do what she likes.
4962
49631115
496401:17:55,840 --> 01:17:56,910
4965That's right.
4966
49671116
496801:17:57,080 --> 01:17:59,197
4969We are the ones who
4970make this palace work,
4971
49721117
497301:17:59,400 --> 01:18:01,153
4974and we are being ignored
4975
49761118
497701:18:01,360 --> 01:18:02,350
4978and exploited.
4979Yes.
4980
49811119
498201:18:02,520 --> 01:18:05,274
4983We have to stand up
4984to this wanton bullying.
4985
49861120
498701:18:05,440 --> 01:18:07,193
4988But she's the Queen.
4989
49901121
499101:18:07,720 --> 01:18:09,279
4992She's our sovereign.
4993
49941122
499501:18:09,520 --> 01:18:13,912
4996Her position is based entirely on the
4997implicit contract she makes with us.
4998
49991123
500001:18:14,560 --> 01:18:17,712
5001If she does not drop
5002this preposterous insult,
5003
50041124
500501:18:17,920 --> 01:18:19,912
5006we should all leave!
5007
50081125
500901:18:20,080 --> 01:18:21,560
5010Yes.
5011
50121126
501301:18:22,120 --> 01:18:25,352
5014Somebody has to tell her.
5015
50161127
501701:18:26,280 --> 01:18:29,637
5018We should make a deputation.
5019
50201128
502101:18:31,560 --> 01:18:32,789
5022I think you should go.
5023
50241129
502501:18:32,960 --> 01:18:34,872
5026You're the head
5027of the Household.
5028
50291130
503001:18:35,040 --> 01:18:36,713
5031Oh, no, I couldn't possibly go.
5032
50331131
503401:18:36,880 --> 01:18:38,792
5035It would bring
5036the position into disrepute.
5037
50381132
503901:18:40,120 --> 01:18:41,395
5040Mrs. Tuck.
5041
50421133
504301:18:43,080 --> 01:18:44,958
5044You know her very well,
5045don't you?
5046
50471134
504801:18:45,320 --> 01:18:47,277
5049But I'm just her dresser.
5050
50511135
505201:18:47,560 --> 01:18:48,789
5053What about you, Miss Phipps?
5054
50551136
505601:18:54,880 --> 01:18:56,314
5057Off you go.
5058
50591137
506001:19:09,640 --> 01:19:12,314
5061And don't take
5062"no" for an answer.
5063
50641138
506501:19:23,360 --> 01:19:24,680
5066Your Majesty.
5067
50681139
506901:19:26,000 --> 01:19:27,150
5070Out with it.
5071
50721140
507301:19:27,440 --> 01:19:29,193
5074Girl, can't you see, I'm busy.
5075
50761141
507701:19:30,840 --> 01:19:33,992
5078There is something
5079I must say that...
5080
50811142
508201:19:37,200 --> 01:19:39,669
5083What is the meaning of this?
5084Stop shaking!
5085
50861143
508701:19:40,640 --> 01:19:44,316
5088I have come to ask
5089you to reconsider the...
5090
50911144
509201:19:46,360 --> 01:19:47,999
5093The elevation of...
5094
50951145
509601:19:49,120 --> 01:19:50,520
5097Of Mr. Karim.
5098
50991146
510001:19:52,880 --> 01:19:54,030
5101What did you say?
5102
51031147
510401:19:57,040 --> 01:20:00,829
5105I've come to ask you not to give
5106Mr. Karim a knighthood, Your Majesty.
5107
51081148
510901:20:02,880 --> 01:20:04,633
5110Why the devil not?
5111
51121149
511301:20:05,360 --> 01:20:07,716
5114The members of
5115the Household demand
5116
51171150
511801:20:07,880 --> 01:20:10,873
5119that you abandon your plans,
5120Your Majesty.
5121
51221151
512301:20:11,680 --> 01:20:13,353
5124Demand?
5125
51261152
512701:20:14,240 --> 01:20:18,871
5128We believe that it degrades
5129the very concept of knighthood.
5130
51311153
513201:20:19,520 --> 01:20:23,514
5133He comes from a very
5134low family, Your Majesty.
5135
51361154
513701:20:24,320 --> 01:20:25,549
5138And
5139
51401155
514101:20:26,400 --> 01:20:28,073
5142he is colored.
5143
51441156
514501:20:29,000 --> 01:20:30,559
5146Get out of my sight.
5147
51481157
514901:20:36,240 --> 01:20:37,356
5150Did you not hear me?
5151
51521158
515301:20:38,760 --> 01:20:41,594
5154Your Majesty, I must inform
5155you that if you refuse,
5156
51571159
515801:20:41,760 --> 01:20:44,753
5159the entire Household
5160will resign.
5161
51621160
516301:20:46,000 --> 01:20:47,434
5164Treason!
5165
51661161
516701:20:48,720 --> 01:20:49,915
5168Treason!
5169
51701162
517101:20:54,760 --> 01:20:56,433
5172Treason.
5173
51741163
517501:21:21,560 --> 01:21:24,951
5176Mummy, enough is enough.
5177
51781164
517901:21:27,960 --> 01:21:31,715
5180You will drop this Munshi
5181business forthwith.
5182
51831165
518401:21:32,040 --> 01:21:33,633
5185Do you hear me?
5186
51871166
518801:21:36,600 --> 01:21:38,159
5189Did you really
5190think the Household
5191
51921167
519301:21:38,320 --> 01:21:39,879
5194would countenance
5195such an insult?
5196
51971168
519801:21:40,080 --> 01:21:41,753
5199I will not be disobeyed.
5200
52011169
520201:21:41,920 --> 01:21:43,274
5203No. No.
5204
52051170
520601:21:43,440 --> 01:21:46,751
5207I have put up with
5208you for over 50 years!
5209
52101171
521101:21:46,960 --> 01:21:49,395
5212You will drop
5213this forthwith or...
5214
52151172
521601:21:49,560 --> 01:21:50,630
5217Or, or, or, or, Bertie?
5218
52191173
522001:21:50,840 --> 01:21:51,910
5221Or
5222
52231174
522401:21:52,080 --> 01:21:56,393
5225We will have you
5226certified insane!
5227
52281175
522901:21:58,480 --> 01:22:01,791
5230And removed from
5231office immediately.
5232
52331176
523401:22:04,600 --> 01:22:07,957
5235Here are the papers
5236signed by Dr. Reid.
5237
52381177
523901:22:25,200 --> 01:22:28,193
5240I am 81 years of age.
5241
52421178
524301:22:29,200 --> 01:22:33,353
5244I've had nine children,
5245and 42 grandchildren,
5246
52471179
524801:22:33,520 --> 01:22:36,513
5249and have almost
5250a billion citizens.
5251
52521180
525301:22:39,440 --> 01:22:41,193
5254I have rheumatism,
5255
52561181
525701:22:41,840 --> 01:22:43,433
5258a collapsed uterus.
5259
52601182
526101:22:43,640 --> 01:22:45,632
5262I'm morbidly obese
5263
52641183
526501:22:46,040 --> 01:22:48,509
5266and deaf in one ear.
5267
52681184
526901:22:51,520 --> 01:22:54,399
5270I have known
5271eleven Prime Ministers
5272
52731185
527401:22:54,560 --> 01:22:59,396
5275and passed 2,347
5276pieces of legislation.
5277
52781186
527901:23:01,560 --> 01:23:05,349
5280I've been in office
528162 years, 234 days.
5282
52831187
528401:23:05,560 --> 01:23:08,917
5285Thus, I am the longest-serving
5286monarch in world history.
5287
52881188
528901:23:11,720 --> 01:23:15,236
5290I'm responsible
5291for five households
5292
52931189
529401:23:16,040 --> 01:23:18,509
5295and a staff of over 3,000.
5296
52971190
529801:23:21,680 --> 01:23:23,672
5299I am cantankerous,
5300
53011191
530201:23:25,080 --> 01:23:27,311
5303boring, greedy,
5304
53051192
530601:23:27,520 --> 01:23:30,240
5307fat, ill-tempered,
5308
53091193
531001:23:30,440 --> 01:23:35,276
5311at times selfish and myopic,
5312both metaphorically and literally.
5313
53141194
531501:23:36,600 --> 01:23:41,755
5316I am perhaps disagreeably
5317attached to power
5318
53191195
532001:23:43,080 --> 01:23:47,279
5321and should not have smashed
5322the Emperor of Russia's egg.
5323
53241196
532501:23:49,400 --> 01:23:53,394
5326But I am anything but insane.
5327
53281197
532901:23:57,040 --> 01:24:00,272
5330If the Household wish
5331to disobey me, so be it.
5332
53331198
533401:24:01,240 --> 01:24:03,755
5335Let them do it to my face.
5336
53371199
533801:24:04,440 --> 01:24:07,558
5339I will see everyone
5340in the Durbar Room at once.
5341
53421200
534301:24:31,720 --> 01:24:33,712
5344Her Majesty the Queen.
5345
53461201
534701:24:45,960 --> 01:24:49,397
5348I understand
5349there is some concern
5350
53511202
535201:24:49,600 --> 01:24:52,115
5353over my desires on preferment.
5354
53551203
535601:24:53,960 --> 01:24:56,520
5357I understand feelings
5358have run high.
5359
53601204
536101:24:56,840 --> 01:25:00,151
5362And I understand
5363you have decided to resign,
5364
53651205
536601:25:00,360 --> 01:25:02,829
5367rather than
5368withstand my decision.
5369
53701206
537101:25:04,680 --> 01:25:06,592
5372If any one of you
5373
53741207
537501:25:07,840 --> 01:25:10,594
5376wishes to tender
5377their resignation,
5378
53791208
538001:25:10,760 --> 01:25:13,195
5381it will be accepted
5382
53831209
538401:25:13,360 --> 01:25:17,877
5385without any unfortunate
5386consequences.
5387
53881210
538901:25:20,600 --> 01:25:25,311
5390But at least have the decency
5391to do it to my face!
5392
53931211
539401:25:30,280 --> 01:25:33,557
5395Anyone wishing to resign,
5396please step forward.
5397
53981212
539901:25:59,520 --> 01:26:02,672
5400I would like to inform you
5401that I have decided against
5402
54031213
540401:26:02,880 --> 01:26:06,510
5405awarding any knighthoods
5406at this moment.
5407
54081214
540901:26:11,720 --> 01:26:15,077
5410Instead, you'll be
5411delighted to know
5412
54131215
541401:26:15,240 --> 01:26:17,038
5415that I have decided
5416
54171216
541801:26:17,200 --> 01:26:20,876
5419to make the Munshi a Commander
5420of the Royal Victorian Order
5421
54221217
542301:26:22,920 --> 01:26:25,594
5424as a special token
5425of my personal esteem
5426
54271218
542801:26:25,760 --> 01:26:29,117
5429for his services to the Empire.
5430
54311219
543201:26:31,880 --> 01:26:33,837
5433That is all.
5434
54351220
543601:26:55,640 --> 01:26:57,552
5437Your Majesty.
5438Your Majesty!
5439
54401221
544101:26:57,640 --> 01:26:59,279
5442Your Majesty, are you all right?
5443
54441222
544501:27:01,960 --> 01:27:05,078
5446Dr. Reid! Dr. Reid!
5447
54481223
544901:27:05,560 --> 01:27:06,710
5450Dr. Reid!
5451
54521224
545301:27:06,880 --> 01:27:08,951
5454Dr. Reid, you must come
5455quick! No, no, not now.
5456
54571225
545801:27:09,160 --> 01:27:11,629
5459Dr. Reid!
5460It's Mr. Mohammed!
5461
54621226
546301:27:11,760 --> 01:27:12,796
5464Get that boy out of here.
5465
54661227
546701:27:12,960 --> 01:27:13,950
5468Your Majesty, can you hear me?
5469
54701228
547101:27:14,160 --> 01:27:15,480
5472Your Majesty?
5473
54741229
547501:27:18,640 --> 01:27:20,632
5476All right, let's get you up.
5477
54781230
547901:28:03,640 --> 01:28:06,030
5480I'm so sorry, Abdul.
5481
54821231
548301:28:22,280 --> 01:28:25,557
5484I think it's time
5485you went home, Abdul.
5486
54871232
548801:28:31,360 --> 01:28:33,192
5489This is my home.
5490
54911233
549201:28:33,360 --> 01:28:37,400
5493I've been
5494short-sighted and selfish.
5495
54961234
549701:28:39,240 --> 01:28:41,152
5498You are a young man.
5499
55001235
550101:28:41,640 --> 01:28:44,155
5502You have your whole
5503life ahead of you.
5504
55051236
550601:28:44,640 --> 01:28:45,835
5507It's not safe here.
5508
55091237
551001:28:46,000 --> 01:28:47,036
5511Your Majesty.
5512
55131238
551401:28:47,120 --> 01:28:49,760
5515The vultures are
5516already circling.
5517
55181239
551901:28:50,400 --> 01:28:53,074
5520How can I protect you
5521if I'm not here?
5522
55231240
552401:28:53,240 --> 01:28:55,835
5525Your Majesty, you will reign
5526for many years to come.
5527
55281241
552901:28:56,000 --> 01:28:57,070
5530No, Abdul.
5531
55321242
553301:28:57,760 --> 01:28:59,399
5534I'm sick.
5535
55361243
553701:29:00,040 --> 01:29:04,671
5538All these stupid
5539ceremonies will kill me.
5540
55411244
554201:29:05,920 --> 01:29:07,991
5543You have been
5544a very good friend.
5545
55461245
554701:29:08,160 --> 01:29:10,152
5548But you must leave me.
5549
55501246
555101:29:11,520 --> 01:29:12,920
5552I'm your servant.
5553
55541247
555501:29:15,920 --> 01:29:17,912
5556And as long as I shall live,
5557
55581248
555901:29:18,720 --> 01:29:20,712
5560I shall be by your side.
5561
55621249
556301:29:21,440 --> 01:29:23,113
5564Every single day.
5565
55661250
556701:29:23,400 --> 01:29:24,595
5568Nothing...
5569
55701251
557101:29:25,040 --> 01:29:26,394
5572Nothing will stop me.
5573
55741252
557501:29:26,560 --> 01:29:28,597
5576Abdul, I am your Queen.
5577
55781253
557901:29:28,800 --> 01:29:31,110
5580Your Majesty, I'm your munshi.
5581
55821254
558301:29:31,280 --> 01:29:32,714
5584And I will never leave you.
5585
55861255
558701:29:32,880 --> 01:29:34,792
5588You are a fool.
5589
55901256
559101:29:36,360 --> 01:29:37,714
5592But I adore you.
5593
55941257
559501:31:20,400 --> 01:31:22,869
5596I think you should
5597inform the Kaiser.
5598
55991258
560001:31:37,880 --> 01:31:39,758
5601Abdul... Abdul...
5602
56031259
560401:31:39,920 --> 01:31:41,912
5605- Abdul...
5606- It's me, Mummy.
5607
56081260
560901:31:42,080 --> 01:31:43,992
5610And your grandson, Wilhelm.
5611
56121261
561301:31:44,160 --> 01:31:45,879
5614Where is my munshi?
5615
56161262
561701:31:46,040 --> 01:31:47,076
5618The Kaiser.
5619
56201263
562101:31:47,240 --> 01:31:48,230
5622I need my munshi.
5623
56241264
562501:31:48,520 --> 01:31:50,512
5626Hush, hush.
5627Everything will be all right.
5628
56291265
563001:31:50,680 --> 01:31:52,672
5631I want the Munshi.
5632
56331266
563401:32:03,600 --> 01:32:05,751
5635Don't you dare upset her.
5636
56371267
563801:32:41,120 --> 01:32:43,715
5639I want to talk to
5640the Munshi alone.
5641
56421268
564301:32:45,320 --> 01:32:46,640
5644I think perhaps, Your Majesty...
5645
56461269
564701:32:46,720 --> 01:32:48,154
5648I said alone.
5649
56501270
565101:33:11,160 --> 01:33:12,753
5652When I was young,
5653
56541271
565501:33:14,760 --> 01:33:17,639
5656I used to long for death.
5657
56581272
565901:33:20,640 --> 01:33:23,280
5660Now, when there is
5661nothing to live for,
5662
56631273
566401:33:24,200 --> 01:33:27,432
5665I cling to life
5666with every breath.
5667
56681274
566901:33:30,360 --> 01:33:32,352
5670I'm scared, Abdul.
5671
56721275
567301:33:34,160 --> 01:33:35,594
5674Don't be scared.
5675
56761276
567701:33:41,200 --> 01:33:44,352
5678"Listen, little drop,"
5679
56801277
568101:33:44,840 --> 01:33:47,435
5682"give yourself up
5683without regret"
5684
56851278
568601:33:48,280 --> 01:33:51,717
5687"and in return you
5688will gain the ocean."
5689
56901279
569101:33:52,680 --> 01:33:54,990
5692"Give yourself away"
5693
56941280
569501:33:55,160 --> 01:33:59,313
5696"and in the great sea
5697you will be secure."
5698
56991281
570001:34:00,400 --> 01:34:01,959
5701Rumi.
5702
57031282
570401:34:03,680 --> 01:34:07,310
5705You are a teacher, Abdul.
5706
57071283
570801:34:07,480 --> 01:34:09,870
5709Ever body knows Rumi.
5710
57111284
571201:34:12,320 --> 01:34:13,515
5713Allah is the teacher.
5714
57151285
571601:34:18,880 --> 01:34:20,917
5717Love is the whole.
5718
57191286
572001:34:21,920 --> 01:34:24,560
5721We are only pieces.
5722
57231287
572401:34:41,760 --> 01:34:43,035
5725Alhamdulilah.
5726
57271288
572801:34:47,360 --> 01:34:50,910
5729I keep thinking I'm falling.
5730
57311289
573201:34:55,360 --> 01:34:56,760
5733Fall.
5734
57351290
573601:35:00,280 --> 01:35:02,920
5737All will be well.
5738
57391291
574001:35:05,960 --> 01:35:10,876
5741You are about to go
5742to a much safer place.
5743
57441292
574501:35:14,960 --> 01:35:18,920
5746"The Banquet
5747Hall of Eternity."
5748
57491293
575001:35:27,040 --> 01:35:28,394
5751Yes.
5752
57531294
575401:35:35,480 --> 01:35:37,233
5755Goodbye,
5756
57571295
575801:35:39,400 --> 01:35:41,073
5759my Queen.
5760
57611296
576201:35:46,000 --> 01:35:47,832
5763Goodbye.
5764
57651297
576601:35:49,680 --> 01:35:51,672
5767Take care,
5768
57691298
577001:35:53,320 --> 01:35:57,633
5771my sweet son.
5772
57731299
577401:36:11,000 --> 01:36:12,992
5775Let her sleep.
5776
57771300
577801:36:22,600 --> 01:36:24,512
5779Someone's coming.
5780
57811301
578201:38:35,440 --> 01:38:37,159
5783I grieve to say
5784
57851302
578601:38:37,240 --> 01:38:41,951
5787Her Majesty passed away
5788at 6:30 precisely.
5789
57901303
579101:38:42,120 --> 01:38:45,318
5792Long live the King.
5793
57941304
579501:40:30,240 --> 01:40:31,435
5796Out the way!
5797
57981305
579901:40:43,000 --> 01:40:47,631
5800I want every last thing
5801that's connected to her.
5802
58031306
580401:40:49,120 --> 01:40:51,271
5805Abdul! Abdul!
5806
58071307
580801:41:06,560 --> 01:41:07,676
5809I want you out of here.
5810
58111308
581201:41:10,480 --> 01:41:11,994
5813Immediately.
5814
58151309
581601:41:28,760 --> 01:41:30,911
5817Your Majesty!
5818
58191310
582001:43:23,800 --> 01:43:25,871
5821Good morning, Your Majesty.
5822
58231311
582401:43:26,040 --> 01:43:27,952
5825How are you today?