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6[00:15:41] <_Forbin> !forecast 10530
7[00:15:42] <eN-nfo> Hartsdale, US (41.02°N/-73.81°W) 
8[00:15:43] <eN-nfo> Monday: Heavy rain in the morning and breezy starting in the afternoon. 18.02/6.76C (64.44/44.17F) Tuesday: Mostly cloudy starting in the evening. 17.59/4.44C (63.66/39.99F) Wednesday: Mostly cloudy in the morning. 17.03/6.79C (62.65/44.22F) Thursday: Overcast throughout the day. 12.25/8.16C (54.05/46.69F) Friday: Overcast throughout the day and windy starting in the evening. 19.76/12.97C (67.57/55.35F)
9[00:52:44] <_Forbin> https://twitter.com/TigerWoods/status/1117568406914502657
10[00:52:45] <eN-nfo> Title: Tiger Woods on Twitter: "I can?t thank my family, friends and fans enough for their support. Having my family by my side today is something I will never forget. To not only be able to play again, but to be able to win again, is something I will forever be grateful for. This jacket sure is comfortable.? https://t.co/LwqzChhv0B"
11[00:52:45] <sportsnws> @TigerWoods (Tiger Woods): I can?t thank my family, friends and fans enough for their support. Having my family by my side today is something? https://t.co/LwqzChhv0B (9h ago)
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51[03:52:01] <eN-nfo> [usatoday.NFL] Eight NFL teams most likely to trade up, down in first round of draft https://tinyurl.com/y4dcddm4
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59[04:57:01] <eN-nfo> [usatoday.NFL] Top 5 players at each position in the upcoming NFL draft https://tinyurl.com/yxctslh6
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62[05:22:20] <eN-nfo> [usatoday.NFL] 4th & Monday: These teams are most likely to shake up NFL draft day https://tinyurl.com/y69hapqk
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65[05:52:02] <eN-nfo> [usatoday.NFL] Cardinals safety Budda Baker easing into veteran role in third season https://tinyurl.com/y5j4q2wp
66[05:52:03] <eN-nfo> [usatoday.NFL] Colts&apos; draft preparation is getting &apos;tense,&apos; and that&apos;s the way Chris Ballard likes it https://tinyurl.com/yywr796v
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73[06:31:25] <_Forbin> !forecast 10530
74[06:31:26] <eN-nfo> Hartsdale, US (41.02°N/-73.81°W) 
75[06:31:27] <eN-nfo> Monday: Heavy rain in the morning and breezy starting in the afternoon. 17.46/6.77C (63.43/44.19F) Tuesday: Mostly cloudy starting in the evening. 17.38/4.43C (63.28/39.97F) Wednesday: Mostly cloudy throughout the day. 18.1/6.87C (64.58/44.37F) Thursday: Overcast throughout the day. 11.91/8.4C (53.44/47.12F) Friday: Overcast throughout the day and breezy overnight. 20.75/12.42C (69.35/54.36F)
76[06:32:10] <_Forbin> checking the weather...making gains
77[06:32:11] <_Forbin> yeaaaa
78[06:37:01] <Jamm0n> yeah hi friends
79[06:37:03] <Jamm0n> Jamm0n here
80[06:39:58] <_Forbin> hi jammon....friends here
81[06:40:35] <Ls> hi
82[06:40:39] <Jamm0n> it is Jamm0n isr
83[06:40:41] <Jamm0n> sir
84[06:40:43] <Ls> HELLO
85[06:40:44] <Jamm0n> hi Ls
86[06:43:04] <Matthew> hey fags
87[06:43:08] <Matthew> and forin
88[06:43:11] <Matthew> forbin
89[06:44:29] <room217> TIGER FREAKIN WOODS yall
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94[06:44:49] <Jamm0n> 20 says he doesn't even make the cut at his next tournament
95[06:47:02] <reflux`> TIGER EFFIN WOODS
96[06:47:07] <reflux`> doesn't even matter, won the green jacket
97[06:47:21] <kanodogg> in be4 he tests positive for PEDs
98[06:47:35] <kanodogg> are golfers drug tested
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100[06:47:49] <bts> TIGER TIGER WOODS Y'ALL
101[06:48:06] <Jamm0n> hi reflux`
102[06:48:09] <Jamm0n> any soda today?
103[06:48:24] <reflux`> nope.. none yet. gonna wait until lunch
104[06:48:25] <reflux`> you?
105[06:48:37] <Jamm0n> had a few sips from mcdonalds this morning and then trashed it
106[06:49:13] <Matthew> i had a voss water
107[06:49:21] <Matthew> how u like dem apples
108[06:49:42] <Jamm0n> look at Voss and his overpriced drinking water
109[06:49:58] <reflux`> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkD73ZjuJAQ
110[06:49:59] <eN-nfo> Title: Grown Ups - Voss - YouTube
111[06:50:03] <Matthew> they were 84 cents at cvs
112[06:50:07] <Matthew> u asshole
113[06:50:13] <reflux`> :D
114[06:50:15] <Jamm0n> wow Matthew
115[06:50:17] <Jamm0n> uncalled for
116[06:50:26] <Matthew> asshole son of a bitch motherfucker
117[06:50:38] <Jamm0n> wow
118[06:50:40] <Matthew> gm reflux` 
119[06:50:49] <reflux`> sup pal, how we doin today
120[06:50:55] <Matthew> not good
121[06:50:57] <Matthew> hungover
122[06:51:03] <Matthew> glad im on vacation
123[06:51:12] <Jamm0n> you realize a 24 pack of that would be 20.16 cents
124[06:51:21] <Jamm0n> and I could get nestle for 3.99
125[06:51:32] <reflux`> yah butthen you support nestle
126[06:51:46] <Matthew> you realize i dont give a fuck
127[06:51:49] <Matthew> right?
128[06:51:54] <Jamm0n> what's wrong with nestle?
129[06:52:04] <Matthew> its a scum corp
130[06:52:05] <Jamm0n> of course you care
131[06:52:07] <reflux`> nestle is a pretty shitty corp
132[06:52:13] <Matthew> no i really dont
133[06:52:20] <Jamm0n> or else you wouldn't be going so crazy over nothing
134[06:52:26] <Matthew> let me show u little i care
135[06:52:29] <Matthew> bbl fgt
136[06:52:33] <kanodogg> nestle wanted to control all the water in the world
137[06:52:54] <Jamm0n> Matthew must be in HS with that language
138[06:54:56] <reflux`> read about what nesle does with baby formula in africa
139[06:55:01] <reflux`> it's pretty well documented
140[06:56:22] <Jamm0n> link?
141[06:56:44] <room217> psure nesle makes the dog food i buy
142[06:57:17] <kanodogg> your dog deserves better
143[06:57:22] <kanodogg> get your dog some science diet
144[06:57:36] <room217> pssh, this is far better, more expensive too
145[06:57:56] <room217> took me a ton of brands to find one that he does well on
146[06:58:02] <kanodogg> I remember there was a company that made this gourmet dog food that humans can eat too
147[06:58:14] <kanodogg> the idea was you pour yourself a bowl and pour your dog a bowl and eat together
148[06:58:24] <room217> barf
149[06:58:28] <Towner> !ws
150[06:58:32] <Towner> !wz
151[06:58:40] <Towner> !@#$%
152[06:58:40] <room217> how bout them STROS
153[06:58:45] <reflux`> .wz 85743
154[06:58:45] <Towner> @go
155[06:58:45] <eN-nfo> Tucson, US (32.34°N/-111.18°W) Local time: 07:58 Conditions: Clear
156[06:58:46] <eN-nfo> Temperature: 16.22C (61.20F) Humidity: 29.00% Pressure: 1009.44 hPa
157[06:58:48] <eN-nfo> Wind: 10.69m/s Clouds: 0.00%
158[06:58:53] <Towner> STROS  \m/
159[06:58:56] <room217> \m/
160[06:59:07] <kanodogg> https://luckydogcuisine.com/
161[06:59:10] <eN-nfo> Title: Human Grade Dog Food | Fresh Dog Food Delivery | Order Online
162[06:59:12] <Towner> thought we were in #baseball a sec
163[06:59:27] <room217> lol
164[07:00:03] <reflux`> Jamm0n https://www.businessinsider.com/nestles-infant-formula-scandal-2012-6
165[07:00:04] <eN-nfo> Title: Double angles pointing right
166[07:00:11] <reflux`> Jamm0n https://www.forbes.com/sites/clarkwolf/2015/08/20/has-nestle-gone-too-far/#529f2d6c146c
167[07:00:11] <eN-nfo> Title: Has Nestle Gone Too Far?
168[07:00:43] <reflux`> https://www.theguardian.com/sustainable-business/nestle-baby-milk-scandal-food-industry-standards
169[07:00:44] <eN-nfo> Title: Nestlé baby milk scandal has grown up but not gone away | Guardian Sustainable Business | The Guardian
170[07:00:47] <Jamm0n> don't you eat nestle chocolate?
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174[07:01:03] <Jamm0n> Plus i have no kids so that doesn't really bother me
175[07:01:07] <reflux`> we avoid nestle stuff whenever possible, but it is hard because they own so many other companies
176[07:01:24] <Jamm0n> do you avoid walmart?
177[07:01:31] <reflux`> like the plauge
178[07:02:04] <Jamm0n> wow this air hocket table on price is right is so stupid
179[07:02:06] <Jamm0n> it's round
180[07:02:07] <Jamm0n> hokcey
181[07:02:14] <Jamm0n> hockey
182[07:02:15] <Jamm0n> good lord
183[07:02:26] <reflux`> a round airhockey table!?
184[07:02:30] <Jamm0n> yes
185[07:02:35] <Jamm0n> with four goals
186[07:02:40] <Jamm0n> 1k trash table
187[07:03:10] <reflux`> yah sounds more like hungry hungry hippos than air hockey
188[07:03:27] <Jamm0n> let me find image
189[07:03:58] <Jamm0n> https://www.wayfair.com/American-Heritage--Orbit-Eliminator-4-Player-Air-Hockey-Game-390011-L1306-K~AHB2395.html?refid=GX107983271906-AHB2395_22168814&device=c&ptid=355644549732&network=g&targetid=pla-355644549732&channel=GooglePLA&ireid=40665266&PiID%5B%5D=22168814&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI3Y2Vpq_S4QIVUj0MCh2Olw48EAQYAiABEgLzDPD_BwE
190[07:04:00] <eN-nfo> Title: Wayfair.com - Online Home Store for Furniture, Decor, Outdoors & More
191[07:04:01] <Jamm0n> there you go reflux`
192[07:04:04] <Jamm0n> get it for the kiddos
193[07:08:42] <reflux`> looks like pure chaos
194[07:09:24] <Jamm0n> doesn't look fun at all really
195[07:10:32] <reflux`> it does not
196[07:11:30] <Jamm0n> what's for lunch reflux`?
197[07:12:09] <reflux`> i'm not sure.. i have like 4 hours to decide. i do have left over pizza from last night.. so might end up doing that
198[07:12:10] <reflux`> you?
199[07:12:33] <Jamm0n> thinking Zaxbys, but that's a 1k calorie lunch
200[07:13:47] <Smax> Jamm0n   when you going to Vegas?
201[07:14:01] <reflux`> Jamm0n is that the same as rasing cane's?
202[07:14:25] <reflux`> i had never heard of Zaxbys, when i googled it i got a bunch of results for raising canes in my city
203[07:14:54] <Matthew> i went to dennys this morning
204[07:15:02] <Matthew> sloppyhangover food
205[07:15:03] <Jamm0n> never been to raising canes, but zaxbys is chicken only
206[07:15:08] <reflux`> what did you get at dennys Matthew
207[07:15:15] <Jamm0n> Smax, on Thursday
208[07:15:21] <reflux`> ah okay.. raising cane's has some delicious chicken
209[07:15:45] <Smax> Jamm0n  you know where you are staying yet?
210[07:16:06] <Jamm0n> at the Strat unless I decide to move to the Tropicana
211[07:18:20] <Matthew> reflux`: moons over my hammy sandwich
212[07:18:32] <bts> the denny's special
213[07:18:42] <bts> o u went to denny's
214[07:19:21] <reflux`> oo that sounds good
215[07:19:29] <reflux`> i usually end up getting chicken fried steak
216[07:21:51] <Jamm0n> bleh
217[07:22:01] <eN-nfo> [usatoday.NFL] &apos;Never too early&apos; for Packers to think about future of QB position https://tinyurl.com/y5z95wko
218[07:23:31] <Jamm0n> Wow
219[07:23:47] <Jamm0n> this 86 year old woman has won 17k so far on the price is right
220[07:25:34] <_Forbin> raining like a mofo outside
221[07:25:43] <_Forbin> !tsearch fucking raining
222[07:25:44] <sportsnws> @l3randon_Parker (Brandon D. Parker): This weather is fucking with my emotions. One minute, it?s sunny, then the next it?s cloudy and raining. Should I b? https://t.co/yJi9JwPdDB (24m ago)
223[07:25:45] <sportsnws> @Lajan_Drix (Kendrix): It?s fucking raining and the line is around the building ?. (24m ago)
224[07:25:46] <sportsnws> @beneathelm (bakawinnydice!!!): ?it?s raining so hard, but you still want to play outside?? and when the cat steps into a deeper puddle, ?you?re no? https://t.co/yeZa7uU3RM (33m ago)
225[07:25:54] <_Forbin> there we go
226[07:26:16] <reflux`> oh snap the boston marathon is today
227[07:29:06] <room217> orly
228[07:30:31] <bts> all these cities need to take a lesson from chicago 
229[07:30:39] <bts> the start and finish line is within a block in chicago 
230[07:30:45] <bts> everywhere else its 26 miles away
231[07:30:47] <bts> like a bunch of idiots
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235[07:37:11] <Towner> ARKiV
236[07:37:24] <ARKiV> ...yes?
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238[07:38:12] <Towner> pm
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241[07:40:07] <Mufasa> https://www.totalprosports.com/2019/04/15/rachel-bush-dropped-the-hottest-photo-in-instagram-history-before-game-of-thrones-last-night-pic/
242[07:40:08] <eN-nfo> Title: Rachel Bush Dropped The HOTTEST Photo In Instagram History Before Game Of Thrones Last Night (PIC)
243[07:40:10] <Mufasa> nsfwisg
244[07:40:12] <Mufasa> ish
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246[07:43:53] <reflux`> the masters was awesome
247[07:44:06] <reflux`> still can't believe Tiger pulled out the win
248[07:44:47] <room217> ya he was all business on that back 9
249[07:45:05] <bts> and benefited from a fantastic choke by molinari 
250[07:45:09] <reflux`> yep, he killed it on the par 5s @ 13 and 15
251[07:45:12] <bts> TIGER TIGER WOODS Y'ALL
252[07:45:18] <reflux`> and yah molinari shit the bed lol
253[07:45:21] <reflux`> tiger was in his head
254[07:45:45] <bts> i thought koepka would fuck with him and birdie 18
255[07:45:50] <bts> it was over when he missed
256[07:45:54] <room217> the other players knew everyone in the country was watching at that point
257[07:47:06] <reflux`> i haven't checked the ratings for yesterday, i'm guessing they were off the chain
258[07:47:12] <reflux`> even with the early start time
259[07:47:29] <Jamm0n> I bet
260[07:47:35] <Jamm0n> I watched golf for the first time ever
261[07:47:47] <bts> saturday ratings were highest in 4 years
262[07:48:34] <ARKiV> https://i.redd.it/u5gzn0zr8cs21.jpg
263[07:48:45] <reflux`> lol
264[07:48:48] <bts> numbers are skewed cause of early start time
265[07:48:48] <bts> https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/tiger-woods-wins-2019-masters-tv-ratings-1202057
266[07:48:50] <eN-nfo> Title: Tiger Woods Wins 2019 Masters: TV Ratings | Hollywood Reporter
267[07:48:53] <reflux`> https://streamable.com/azl05
268[07:48:54] <eN-nfo> Title: Barkley on flipping gymnasts at Rockets halftime: "You can't do that to them big ass women in San Antonio." - Streamable
269[07:50:46] <NaiWiste> !tsearch tax day
270[07:50:47] <sportsnws> @Leathermanjones (GraceLeathermanJones): RT @GovMikeHuckabee: Today is tax day.  For those who believe the ongoing lie that @realDonaldTrump tax cuts only helped "billionaires and? (15s ago)
271[07:50:48] <sportsnws> @bigfishdouble (John Solis): RT @kimguilfoyle: Child tax credit doubled? Standard deduction doubled? Death tax scaled back?  This tax day, we should be thankful for @re? (15s ago)
272[07:50:53] <room217> lol flux
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279[08:07:40] <reflux`> !tsearch Wilson Seahawks deal
280[08:07:41] <sportsnws> @AllThingsFoot13 (All Things Football ?): RT @BleacherReport: Russell Wilson won?t commit long term to the Seahawks if a deal is not done by tonight, per @peter_king https://t.co/AH? (17s ago)
281[08:07:42] <sportsnws> @fredyoungblood (fred sockwell ?): RT @BleacherReport: Russell Wilson won?t commit long term to the Seahawks if a deal is not done by tonight, per @peter_king https://t.co/AH? (49s ago)
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284[08:22:01] <MAHOMESII> wilson is such a bitch
285[08:23:04] <Smax> He could do like Kirk Cousins did
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291[08:27:02] <eN-nfo> [usatoday.NFL] Huddle Up: NFL seeks 100 minutes of community volunteering https://tinyurl.com/yyrql9p4
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294[08:34:20] <spliff-o> .wz
295[08:34:22] <eN-nfo> Houston, United States (29.76°N/-95.36°W) Local time: 11:34 Conditions: Clear
296[08:34:23] <eN-nfo> Temperature: 22.88C (73.18F) Humidity: 49.00% Pressure: 1020.27 hPa
297[08:34:25] <eN-nfo> Wind: 18.06m/s Clouds: 3.00%
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303[09:07:24] <_Forbin> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQRga9xcmL8
304[09:07:26] <eN-nfo> Title: There's A Poop Crisis At The Border (HBO) - YouTube
305[09:07:27] <_Forbin> awesome
306[09:07:29] <_Forbin> >____<
307[09:07:36] #football: mode change '-v _Forbin' by Towner!rickitan@originalgangster.org
308[09:07:55] <Towner> Word of the Day:  7Counterkatzenjammer
309[09:08:03] #football: mode change '+v _Forbin' by Towner!rickitan@originalgangster.org
310[09:08:57] <_Forbin> duuude
311[09:09:01] Action: _Forbin flexes
312[09:09:07] <reflux`> nurrrrrrrrrr
313[09:09:20] <reflux`> .wsf 85743
314[09:09:25] <reflux`> .wzf 85743
315[09:09:25] <eN-nfo> Tucson, US (32.34°N/-111.18°W) 
316[09:09:26] <eN-nfo> Monday: Partly cloudy overnight. 30.81/12.79C (87.46/55.02F) Tuesday: Breezy until afternoon and light rain overnight. 26.65/13.76C (79.97/56.77F) Wednesday: Light rain in the morning. 25.54/12.91C (77.97/55.24F) Thursday: Mostly cloudy starting in the evening. 30.86/13.18C (87.55/55.72F) Friday: Mostly cloudy in the morning. 36.34/16.39C (97.41/61.50F)
317[09:10:15] <_Forbin> http://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/26527473/lockdown-d
318[09:10:17] <eN-nfo> Title: Rockets showcase what they must: Lockdown D
319[09:10:23] <_Forbin> off to a good start
320[09:10:33] <_Forbin> but of course,  the warriors loom ahead
321[09:10:36] <_Forbin> (dramatic music)
322[09:15:14] <thero> https://twitter.com/ccasacub/status/1117836234045321216
323[09:15:15] <eN-nfo> Title: cristina casacuberta on Twitter: "#notredame? "
324[09:15:15] <sportsnws> @ccasacub (cristina casacuberta): #notredame https://t.co/FgU3uAr3PJ (10m ago)
325[09:18:17] <lightyear> _Forbin:  slob
326[09:18:56] <Matthew> WHAT UP SLOB
327[09:19:08] <Matthew> WHAT UP CRAB
328[09:19:54] <lightyear> what up blood
329[09:25:25] <hackteck> what up cuz
330[09:25:26] <thero> https://www.pscp.tv/w/1yNGavoByLgJj
331[09:25:27] <eN-nfo> Title: Ally is LIVE
332[09:26:12] <ELM> wow
333[09:26:23] <reflux`> oh shit that is crazy
334[09:27:49] <NaiWiste> what is Ally?
335[09:27:55] <ELM> https://twitter.com/CalebJHull/status/1117839474292031494
336[09:27:56] <sportsnws> @CalebJHull (Caleb Hull): The intensity of the flames coming out of Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris... https://t.co/JDAMCXFMk4 (10m ago)
337[09:27:58] <eN-nfo> Title: Caleb Hull on Twitter: "The intensity of the flames coming out of Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris... https://t.co/JDAMCXFMk4"
338[09:28:10] <ELM> a chick scoping the notre dame fire
339[09:28:31] <NaiWiste> damn
340[09:28:44] <room217> holyshit
341[09:28:54] <reflux`> thero do you have a link about the port explosion, i can't find anything. or is it like the pope dying lol
342[09:28:59] <NaiWiste> RIP Fighting Irish
343[09:29:24] <thero> https://abc7.com/reported-explosion-at-port-of-los-angeles/5251277/
344[09:29:25] <eN-nfo> Title: Reported explosion at Port of Los Angeles | abc7.com
345[09:29:41] <reflux`> the cathedral in paris survived both world wars, now it is burning. crazy
346[09:29:43] <reflux`> thero thanks g
347[09:30:21] <room217> https://twitter.com/BreakingNLive/status/1117840394883162112
348[09:30:22] <eN-nfo> Title: BNL NEWS on Twitter: "BREAKING: Big section of Notre Dame Cathedral is on fire. One tower seems to be destroyed. https://t.co/jc5yjsmH4U"
349[09:30:22] <sportsnws> @BreakingNLive (BNL NEWS): BREAKING: Big section of Notre Dame Cathedral is on fire. One tower seems to be destroyed. https://t.co/jc5yjsmH4U (8m ago)
350[09:30:42] <reflux`> god damn that is crazy
351[09:34:04] <MAHOMESII> the jihadists are back to work?!
352[09:34:15] <room217> Naked Man Plows Car Into Restaurant, Stabs Grandfather, Gets Shot By McDonald?s Guard
353[09:34:53] <reflux`> that is a weird af headline
354[09:35:06] <room217> lol
355[09:35:26] <reflux`> the onion or not.. hmmm
356[09:35:49] <room217> https://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2019/04/14/weapon-wielding-suspect-reportedly-plows-car-into-carls-jr-before-being-shot-by-mcdonalds-guard/
357[09:35:50] <eN-nfo> Title: Naked, Knife-Wielding Suspect Plows Into Palmdale Carl?s Jr. Before Being Shot Dead By McDonald?s Guard ? CBS Los Angeles
358[09:36:19] <MAHOMESII> mcdonalds guards have weapons?
359[09:36:19] <SARugby> Tay Tay Tweeted is more important news than the cathedral
360[09:36:42] <reflux`> oh shit it is the real deal. i lost
361[09:37:37] <Smax> 10 days till the draft
362[09:37:54] <room217> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGbmWOfdXcQ
363[09:37:56] <eN-nfo> Title: BREAKING NEWS: Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris on fire, live stream - YouTube
364[09:38:20] <SARugby> old
365[09:38:26] <room217> that live
366[09:38:26] <SARugby> oh live streem
367[09:38:33] <room217> heres another https://www.pscp.tv/w/1MYGNdbVeqRxw
368[09:38:34] <eN-nfo> Title: Niderime: "Notre dame de Paris en flamme"
369[09:38:34] <SARugby> sorry preemptive assholeness
370[09:38:38] <room217> lol 
371[09:38:42] <reflux`> lol
372[09:38:48] <reflux`> Smax i am hyped for the draft
373[09:38:59] <reflux`> Chucky and Mayock are going to go HAM
374[09:41:22] <SARugby> wow it looks fucked
375[09:41:28] <SARugby> its not recovering from this fire
376[09:41:45] <SARugby> 900 years
377[09:42:00] <SARugby> Probably some hipster set it
378[09:42:02] <reflux`> yup. survived both world wars
379[09:42:08] <reflux`> probably making room for a mosque
380[09:42:12] <MAHOMESII> isnt it made out of stone?
381[09:42:16] <SARugby> survived a lot of wars
382[09:52:34] <thero> there goes the steeple
383[09:53:07] <_Forbin> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GCSWEgZT94
384[09:53:09] <eN-nfo> Title: "Fire" -- I am the god of hellfire! (1968) by Arthur Brown ~ new video - YouTube
385[09:53:11] <|\|> muhfuckin' bootleg fireworks
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387[09:53:19] <_Forbin> the fucking notre dame cathedral
388[09:53:21] <_Forbin> my gosh
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391[09:53:26] <ELM> for real
392[09:53:28] <Mr_Pink> rip the steeple
393[09:53:46] <_Forbin> Ive got it.....get Rudy Reuttiger to put out the fire
394[09:53:53] <_Forbin> Ru-dy Ru-dy Ru-dy
395[09:53:55] <Mr_Pink> a testament to the crusades falls womp womp
396[09:54:09] <Mr_Pink> see the priests didnt sweep the floors enough. we saw this in california last summer
397[09:57:21] <Mr_Pink> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8yyiEfHIRA
398[09:57:24] <eN-nfo> Title: FRANCE 24 Live ? International Breaking News & Top stories - 24/7 stream - YouTube
399[09:57:25] <bts> that shits gonna go down 
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402[09:57:54] <reflux`> sad
403[09:59:27] <|\|> maybe they should have put more money into emergency services instead of protecting kiddie fuckers
404[10:01:00] <_Forbin> 'Why thats a....pretty blue....you know what....that looks like....FIRE!!' - Richard Pryor
405[10:01:42] <bts> @realDonaldTrump
406[10:01:42] <bts>  22m22 minutes ago
407[10:01:42] <bts> So horrible to watch the massive fire at Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris. Perhaps flying water tankers could be used to put it out. Must act quickly!
408[10:01:43] <bts> so helpful
409[10:02:19] <Mr_Pink> "Have you tried water? NO COLLUSION!"
410[10:02:36] <room217> have to fly water, cant spray it up there
411[10:02:39] <Smax> no politics bts
412[10:02:44] <|\|> perhaps water tankers could put out the flaming pile of shit in the white house
413[10:02:50] <Mr_Pink> lmao
414[10:03:04] <spliff-o> !findquote politics
415[10:03:04] <sportsnws> Quotes containing 'politics': 109, 261
416[10:03:05] <sportsnws> #109: @spline: we're not a motherfucking politics channel
417[10:03:06] <sportsnws> #261: <@tisk> pretty sure the rules are stfu about politics
418[10:03:19] <room217> go cry in another chan pls
419[10:05:59] <ELM> the spire fell
420[10:06:25] <reflux`> holy shit
421[10:06:50] <_Forbin> it looks like the burning Jedi Temple
422[10:07:51] Action: spliff-o throws dirty bong water on bts now GIT!
423[10:07:52] <Smax> Am sure they will lose a lot of tourist revenue because of the fire
424[10:07:55] Action: spliff-o throws dirty bong water on |\| now GIT!
425[10:08:10] <ARKiV> lol spliff-o
426[10:08:13] <reflux`> probably
427[10:08:32] <bts> lawl
428[10:08:34] <bts> i dont see any water 
429[10:08:39] <bts> are they even trying to stop it
430[10:08:47] <ARKiV> it's too tall
431[10:08:58] <ARKiV> they're just trying to contain it
432[10:09:10] <SARugby> They are throwing croissants at it
433[10:09:25] <bts> baguettes and croissants
434[10:09:25] <room217> http://www.trbimg.com/img-5cb4c305/turbine/ct-notre-dame-fire-paris-20190415
435[10:09:38] <_Forbin> French Toast!!  Throw it!!
436[10:09:41] <_Forbin> ::whap::
437[10:09:46] <_Forbin> sacre bleu!!
438[10:10:00] <bts> i think they just call it toast _Forbin
439[10:10:07] <_Forbin> :>0
440[10:10:22] <SARugby> the joke was bad to begin with
441[10:10:26] <SARugby> forbin just shot it in the head
442[10:10:31] <_Forbin> oh stop it
443[10:10:32] <bts> im with him
444[10:10:36] <_Forbin> the shit was lit
445[10:10:41] <bts> i lol'd 
446[10:10:42] <_Forbin> naa mean
447[10:10:52] Action: ARKiV throws freedom toast at forbin
448[10:11:03] <_Forbin> Luke I am your freedom toast....noooo
449[10:11:09] <room217> this is just a game of thrones promo, they should show a dragon flying over paris
450[10:11:58] <_Forbin> Get some nazi airplanes.....make it appear to be bombing paris again
451[10:12:09] <SARugby> Blame it on the Germans
452[10:12:13] <_Forbin> yep
453[10:12:19] <_Forbin> what were those big missiles....V1
454[10:12:22] <_Forbin> thats what did it
455[10:12:33] <SARugby> I saw some guy with a tiny mustache runing from the cathedral
456[10:12:54] <Matthew> it was the 1 armed man
457[10:13:17] <_Forbin> remember when superman pushed the leaning tower of pisa straight........and also threw a hydrogen bomb into space
458[10:13:25] <_Forbin> shit where is he now
459[10:13:38] <SARugby> tower of pizza
460[10:13:39] <SARugby> get it right
461[10:13:44] <_Forbin> Pizza of Hutt
462[10:16:25] <ARKiV> this one is for forbin
463[10:16:26] <ARKiV> https://i.imgur.com/fckNqsI.jpg
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465[10:16:38] <room217> lol
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470[10:26:24] <kanodogg> haha
471[10:26:37] <kanodogg> superman turning tower of pisa straight was when he was being a dick right
472[10:26:43] <kanodogg> when he was affected by the green kryptonite
473[10:27:04] <kanodogg> red kryptonite rather
474[10:27:12] <kanodogg> funny how fixing a flaw is considered a dick move
475[10:27:36] <ARKiV> so you're saying banning you would be a dick move?
476[10:29:04] <Sooner> https://twitter.com/TechCrunch/status/1117857321890324481
477[10:29:05] <eN-nfo> Title: TechCrunch on Twitter: "HBO?s mobile apps to gain a million new downloads courtesy of ?Game of Thrones? premiere https://t.co/PVJox5gIqz by @sarahintampa? https://t.co/RGhcp2GTow"
478[10:29:05] <sportsnws> @TechCrunch (TechCrunch): HBO?s mobile apps to gain a million new downloads courtesy of ?Game of Thrones? premiere https://t.co/PVJox5gIqz by? https://t.co/RGhcp2GTow (15s ago)
479[10:29:31] <kanodogg> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQuThW5c4DQ
480[10:29:32] <eN-nfo> Title: Superman III : Scena Torre di Pisa (In lingua originale) - YouTube
481[10:29:58] <Smax> Superman turned gay in the 21st century
482[10:30:16] <Sooner> not Wonder Woman, never was
483[10:32:18] <FE2> !tsearch mcdonalds shot carls jr
484[10:32:19] <sportsnws> @jimpook (Jim Pook ??): You deserve a bullet today... Naked, Knife-Wielding Suspect Plows Into Palmdale Carl?s Jr. Before Being Shot Dead B? https://t.co/8Mbv79modb (5m ago)
485[10:32:21] <sportsnws> @sambbarani (Barani): https://t.co/54DFl8KPAS welcome to America (9m ago)
486[10:32:22] <sportsnws> @imwithhim1 (Solid Voter 4 Trump): Naked, Knife-Wielding Suspect Plows Into Palmdale Carl?s Jr. Before Being Shot Dead By McDonald?s Guard https://t.co/ypbnCQqmOt (31m ago)
487[10:33:50] <FE2> https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8870095/notre-dame-catherdral-fire-paris/
488[10:33:51] <eN-nfo> Title: Notre Dame fire - Iconic spire COLLAPSES as massive blaze engulfs 850-year-old Paris cathedral
489[10:34:10] <kanodogg> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQ5sMUzf2bo
490[10:34:10] <eN-nfo> Title: Superman III (6/10) Movie CLIP - Superman vs. Clark Kent (1983) HD - YouTube
491[10:34:19] <kanodogg> why was there just this open pool of acid in the junkyard
492[10:34:21] <kanodogg> makes no sense
493[10:35:01] <Mr_Pink> god bless TheSun's web guy who made the slug "catherdral"
494[10:35:13] <Mr_Pink> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imkyXiEegAg
495[10:35:15] <eN-nfo> Title: Liberator Medical Catheter Commercial - YouTube
496[10:37:18] <Smax> Superman trivia ...   What color panties was Lois Lane wearing during the initial interview?
497[10:37:41] <kanodogg> pink
498[10:38:00] <Smax> right
499[10:38:32] <kanodogg> crazy that while clark kent was dating lois lane and pretty far along in the relationship he was still hiding the fact that he was superman
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501[10:41:10] <Smax> what she doesn't know, can't hurt her
502[10:41:17] <Smax> she would leak the information
503[10:41:40] <Smax> then get kidnapped
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505[10:46:36] <lightyear> also
506[10:46:42] <lightyear> how didnt iron dick superman just murder her?
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510[10:47:00] <kanodogg> no idea
511[10:47:07] <kanodogg> supermans sperm had to be ultra powerful too
512[10:47:20] <lightyear> also.... why does a mcdonalds guard have a gun?  
513[10:47:31] <lightyear> ive never been to a mcdonalds with a guard
514[10:47:35] <kanodogg> what good is a guard without a gun
515[10:47:46] <kanodogg> probably because it's in the ghetto
516[10:47:47] <lightyear> kanodogg:  good point
517[10:48:14] <lightyear> i see
518[10:48:21] <lightyear> I avoid the ghetto here.. it's dangerous
519[10:48:21] <kanodogg> southside of Chicago son
520[10:48:34] <lightyear> really? I thought you were from San Jose
521[10:48:34] <kanodogg> i'm surprised the ladies at the register aren't packing heat
522[10:48:38] <kanodogg> nah
523[10:48:47] <kanodogg> talkin about where the guard had the gun
524[10:48:49] <kanodogg> i'm from CA
525[10:48:51] <lightyear> o
526[10:52:02] <eN-nfo> [usatoday.NFL] Bystander in Robert Kraft sex spa case sues over video https://tinyurl.com/y677tce6
527[10:53:20] <hackteck> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riul0X8DPYI
528[10:53:22] <eN-nfo> Title: Turtle eats pepper - YouTube
529[10:53:33] <lightyear> wooo
530[10:53:36] <reflux`> oh no
531[10:53:40] <reflux`> that is fucked up
532[10:54:03] <reflux`> what an asshole
533[10:54:25] <spliff-o> feeling cure might packet those talking politics in #football later idk
534[10:54:28] <spliff-o> cute*
535[10:54:31] <spliff-o> \m/
536[10:54:59] <reflux`> lol
537[10:55:25] <lightyear> ugh.. I have to figure out this battery savings setting on my phone
538[10:55:39] <lightyear> every time I pick it up..I get a bunch of alerts.. otherwise it's like asleep
539[10:55:52] <reflux`> what type of phone?
540[10:56:15] <Mufasa> blackberry
541[10:56:49] <Mufasa> motorola nextel
542[10:56:54] <Mufasa> chirp chirp
543[10:56:59] <_Forbin> https://media1.tenor.com/images/e187f9b1f73a1bd19f59b89aea71d965/tenor.gif?itemid=13887882
544[10:57:02] <eN-nfo> [usatoday.NFL] Peyton Manning goes deep with pass at NFL&apos;s storied history https://tinyurl.com/yxj4pce7
545[10:57:02] <eN-nfo> [usatoday.NFL] Giants kept Manning in dark about future and Beckham trade https://tinyurl.com/yydj5r88
546[10:57:04] <reflux`> lol
547[10:57:17] <reflux`> forbin do you watch BB?
548[10:58:02] <reflux`> shit i think we're a couple episodes behind on survivor
549[10:58:16] <_Forbin> wut
550[10:58:35] <reflux`> that gif is from big brother canada
551[10:58:38] <reflux`> the tv show
552[10:58:58] <_Forbin> naw
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554[11:00:21] <aquarius> !odds nba
555[11:00:22] <sportsnws> Brooklyn Nets@Philadelphia 76ers[-8]  o/u: 225.5  03+289/04-360  20:00 | Los Angeles Clippers@Golden State Warriors[-13.5]  o/u: 234  03+912/04-1600  22:30 | Orlando Magic@Toronto Raptors[-9.5]  o/u: 212  03+431/04-575  Tue 20:05 | San Antonio Spurs@Denver Nuggets[-7]  o/u: 208  03+234/04-285  Tue 21:05
556[11:00:23] <sportsnws> Oklahoma City Thunder@Portland Trail Blazers[-2.5]  o/u: 219.5  03+115/04-135  Tue 22:35 | Indiana Pacers@Boston Celtics[-7.5]  o/u: 203  03+271/04-335  Wed 19:05 | Detroit Pistons@Milwaukee Bucks[-15.5]  o/u: 211  03+1221/04-2700  Wed 20:05 | Utah Jazz@Houston Rockets[-7]  o/u: 212.5  03+241/04-295  Wed 21:35
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564[11:22:02] <eN-nfo> [usatoday.NFL] Eli Manning expects Giants to pick a quarterback in NFL draft https://tinyurl.com/yydphhv9
565[11:22:03] <eN-nfo> [usatoday.NFL] After serving two years in the Air Force, Ryan Watson is back to chasing his NFL dream https://tinyurl.com/yyxyrahp
566[11:26:04] <aquarius> !tsearch Russell Wilson Giants
567[11:26:06] <sportsnws> @ThaWreckingCrew (The Wrecking Crew): It blows my mind that some #Giants fans think that giving up both first round picks is to much for Russell Wilson..? https://t.co/ig7TDqfYE3 (25s ago)
568[11:26:07] <sportsnws> @STANZAK5 (POWER MOVES ONLY?): RT @TroopLoverBarry: If the Giants somehow got Russell Wilson they?d be downgrading big time from Eli Manning.  Eli: 2 rings Russell: 1 rin? (1m ago)
569[11:26:08] <sportsnws> @djbritt2013 (BamaSteel): I love all the Mock Drafts,  they are a lot of fun. But,  how many times has the first round,  heck the whole draft? https://t.co/O5CECM2lGp (2m ago)
570[11:27:01] <eN-nfo> [usatoday.NFL] Client in Robert Kraft sex spa case sues over video, says civil rights violated https://tinyurl.com/y4q5e4vt
571[11:27:28] <aquarius> today is his deadline for Seahawks to re-sign him
572[11:27:36] <aquarius> to an extension
573[11:27:46] <reflux`> i am expecting him to get that extension
574[11:28:15] <reflux`> seahawks w/ russell are a playoff team almost every year
575[11:28:23] <aquarius> !tsearch Westbrick
576[11:28:24] <sportsnws> @goblok251 (Rob): @LilCoke__ Yeah. Westbrick comes to mind (9m ago)
577[11:28:25] <sportsnws> @miamiheat202020 (Sub to my YT: Owen Himschoot): @goat_soslamy23 Warriors game back from down 3-1 against westbrick... (1h ago)
578[11:28:30] <reflux`> seahawks w/o russel are a 5-11 team
579[11:29:07] <ELM> https://twitter.com/ParkerLewisJR/status/1117870267915575296
580[11:29:08] <eN-nfo> Title: Parker Lewis on Twitter: "Posting this Paxton Lynch hype video just in case the Seahawks can't get a deal done with Russell Wilson? "
581[11:29:08] <sportsnws> @ParkerLewisJR (Parker Lewis): Posting this Paxton Lynch hype video just in case the Seahawks can't get a deal done with Russell Wilson https://t.co/kmRXoBTFkE (8m ago)
582[11:30:01] <hackteck> it seems like they dont want to pay him
583[11:30:06] <hackteck> he took a team discount llast time
584[11:30:06] <reflux`> lol
585[11:30:09] <hackteck> not gonna happen again
586[11:30:09] <reflux`> ELM
587[11:30:34] <hackteck> elm lol
588[11:30:36] <reflux`> the music is perfect lol
589[11:31:14] <hackteck> what is it that makes some QBs good and some bad
590[11:31:22] <hackteck> if they all have the same training
591[11:31:30] <hackteck> is it they cant think quick enough
592[11:31:42] <Mufasa> https://www.totalprosports.com/2019/04/15/espn-makes-the-dumbest-mistake-ever-with-hank-aaron-graphic-pic/
593[11:31:45] <eN-nfo> Title: ESPN Makes The Dumbest Mistake Ever With Hank Aaron Graphic (PIC)
594[11:31:45] <reflux`> impulse
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597[11:43:36] <Towner> yo roomer
598[11:48:03] <spliff-o> feeling cute might promote Mufasa later idk
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600[12:10:24] <SeaTowN> russell wants a cap room deal where he gets 15-20% of the teams cap space during each year of his contract + 100mil bonus
601[12:10:40] <SeaTowN> an inflation deal...
602[12:10:43] <FE2> how else is he gonna buy an nfl team
603[12:10:58] <SeaTowN> hes buying a baseball team to put in portland
604[12:11:16] <FE2> baseball dying
605[12:11:19] <FE2> someone gots some major CTE
606[12:11:27] <SeaTowN> hes still lowkey trying to get the sonics back too
607[12:11:44] <FE2> he aint got no money for none o dat shit
608[12:11:50] <FE2> he can be a 0.015% owner like jay z was
609[12:12:22] <FE2> !tsearch kd apologizes
610[12:12:23] <sportsnws> @957thegame (95.7 The Game): KD apologizes for his ejection: ?I don?t want to disappoint my coaches, my fanbase and owners...?  https://t.co/Mt4j7hkU06 (33m ago)
611[12:12:24] <sportsnws> @LetsGoWarriors (LetsGoWarriors???): Entire KD (DURANT) Q&A: apologizes for ejection; Beverley altercations; get "dissected" in playoffs  https://t.co/qSJKn5oTrk (51m ago)
612[12:13:17] <SeaTowN> russ has a bunch of deals and business ventures
613[12:13:56] #football: mode change '+v ahimsa' by catz!meow@meow.meow.meeeeowww.crazycat.ro
614[12:16:48] <FE2> they all seem like they make a billion dollas
615[12:17:21] <spliff-o> !quote 297
616[12:17:21] <sportsnws> #297: ¯\_(?)_/¯ <- leisure suit hackteck
617[12:20:09] <FE2> lol $350 shoes
618[12:20:15] <FE2> he thinks he big baller brand or something?
619[12:20:15] <FE2> https://www.seattlepi.com/sports/moore/article/Jim-Moore-Russell-Wilson-Good-Man-Brand-6863706.php
620[12:20:15] <eN-nfo> Title: Jim Moore: Russell Wilson's 'Good Man' prices are a bad look - seattlepi.com
621[12:22:20] <FE2> https://www.theverge.com/2019/4/15/18311727/notre-dame-fire-youtube-september-9-11-attack-fact-check
622[12:22:21] <eN-nfo> Title: Verge3.0_Logomark_Color_1
623[12:22:28] <|\|> not quite as bad as brady's $200 cook book
624[12:22:40] <Mufasa> !tsearch russell wilson
625[12:22:41] <sportsnws> @TzviLovesSports (Tzvi M): People keep asking if Russell Wilson wants to play in Seattle when the better question is, "How much does he want t? https://t.co/8d9cXIagyt (23s ago)
626[12:22:42] <sportsnws> @kemkem21 (#teampisces): RT @bigH_88: Here these NFL writers go with this Russell Wilson and the Cowboys Shit. (30s ago)
627[12:23:15] <Towner> lol
628[12:23:22] <Mufasa> Russ for Dak leggi
629[12:23:25] <Mufasa> leggo
630[12:23:35] <Towner> !seen L0c0
631[12:23:35] <stfu> L0c0!~L0c0@072-176-149-138.res.spectrum.com was last seen 30 day 14 hr 23 min 17 s ago on #football
632[12:23:35] <sportsnws> I have not seen L0c0.
633[12:23:51] <Towner> wth is L0c0?
634[12:23:51] <reflux`> l0c0 <3
635[12:23:58] <reflux`> </3
636[12:24:06] <Towner> he been gone for a whole month?
637[12:25:04] <SeaTowN> haha
638[12:25:36] <Smax> he got kicked that day and not back since
639[12:25:43] <|\|> border patrol thought he was part of a caravan when he was coming back over
640[12:26:08] <Smax> o
641[12:27:59] <hackteck> he was banned
642[12:27:59] <hackteck> lol
643[12:28:06] <hackteck> for talking politics
644[12:28:22] <SeaTowN> deported
645[12:29:14] <room217> https://twitter.com/hueber_sydney/status/1117886899358715907
646[12:29:15] <sportsnws> @hueber_sydney (Sydney Maria Hueber ??): holy sh*t ?? #NotreDame https://t.co/PG9u8Lx7Ie (2m ago)
647[12:29:15] <eN-nfo> Title: Sydney Maria Hueber ?? on Twitter: "holy sh*t ??
648[12:29:29] <Mufasa> BetStars ran a promotion allowing people to bet $10 on Woods at 100-1 odds, and that contributed to an overall $360,000 loss, the largest in BetStars? history. Here?s what Primeaux told ESPN:
649[12:29:31] <Mufasa> "I believe my direct quote was, 'Guys, there's no way Tiger is winning this tournament.' Whoops."
650[12:29:52] <lightyear> lol
651[12:30:30] <reflux`> rofl
652[12:30:31] <reflux`> wow
653[12:31:08] Nick change: Arbit3r -> Arbiter
654[12:34:23] <lightyear> reflux`:  do you feel bad?
655[12:34:40] <reflux`> about what?
656[12:34:50] <lightyear> them losing money?
657[12:35:02] <reflux`> oh, no.. not even a little bit
658[12:35:44] <lightyear> me neither
659[12:35:49] <lightyear> couldnt have happened to nicer people, right?
660[12:39:56] <ARKiV> how to make a tailgater back off:
661[12:39:57] <ARKiV> https://gfycat.com/dopeyabandonedgroundbeetle
662[12:39:58] <eN-nfo> Title: Tailgate GIF | Find, Make & Share Gfycat GIFs
663[12:40:01] <FE2> lol
664[12:40:08] <FE2> did u guys win last nite arkiv
665[12:40:13] <ARKiV> damn right
666[12:40:19] <ARKiV> 3-0 cbj
667[12:40:22] <bts> they'll make all their money back at the next major when he's the favorite
668[12:40:26] <bts> and finishes top 20
669[12:40:47] <FE2> lies
670[12:40:49] <FE2> the score was 3-1
671[12:40:56] <FE2> arkiv thinks people cant google! ;p
672[12:41:02] <bts> the series is 3-0
673[12:41:04] <bts> yah dingus
674[12:41:11] <ARKiV> FE2 thinks i was talking about score
675[12:41:40] <FE2> usually when someone talks about winning
676[12:41:47] <FE2> they gonna say the SCORE
677[12:41:50] <FE2> jsyk
678[12:41:51] <FE2> :)
679[12:41:53] <ARKiV> it's the playoffs
680[12:41:59] <ARKiV> score doesn't matter once you've won the game
681[12:42:02] <FE2> 30-0 is different than 1-0
682[12:42:05] <ARKiV> it's all about series victories
683[12:42:12] <FE2> nobody watches hockey fam ;p
684[12:42:17] <ARKiV> 30-0 is no different than 1-0
685[12:42:20] <ARKiV> you still won the game
686[12:42:22] <FE2> sure it is
687[12:42:27] <FE2> records!
688[12:42:31] <ARKiV> WINNING ISN'T EVERYTHING
689[12:42:33] <ARKiV> IT'S THE ONLY THING
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691[12:42:41] <FE2> tell ur boys to shave
692[12:42:45] <SeaTowN> JUST WIN BABY!
693[12:42:46] <FE2> they got more bacteria than dogs
694[12:42:59] <ARKiV> anyway, should i take my broom into the arena tuesday or just leave it in my car
695[12:43:06] <FE2> take it in
696[12:43:08] <ARKiV> k
697[12:43:15] <FE2> cuz then u gonna be sad when u sweet your own seats
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699[12:43:24] <FE2> after bluejackets give you blueballs
700[12:43:26] <FE2> !
701[12:43:57] <ARKiV> i've literally never been in this situation before
702[12:44:01] <ARKiV> i don't know how to handle it
703[12:44:02] <ARKiV> heh
704[12:45:02] <FE2> lol
705[12:45:06] <FE2> ask the reddit sub 
706[12:45:07] <FE2> duh ;p
707[12:45:16] <FE2> !tsearch kawhi bull penis pizza
708[12:45:17] <sportsnws> @mattmcqueeny (Matthew McQueeny): Bull penis pizza? https://t.co/Yqa5t1Fqxn (1d ago)
709[12:45:18] <sportsnws> @Jeanthehyphen (Ti Mako ??): Serge Ibaka didn?t feed Kawhi Leonard pizza with bull penis for an L! (1d ago)
710[12:45:19] <sportsnws> @MrHydroLV (Dro Gallagher): Oh back to what I said about Orlando beating Toronto, kawhi and serge eating bull penis pizza and they have Kyle Lowry who?s just ass (1d ago)
711[12:45:28] <FE2> raps gonna get swept too
712[12:45:38] <|\|> lightning fans will tell you what to do with it
713[12:46:47] <ARKiV> gotta find one first
714[12:46:56] #football: mode change '+v mike|OG' by dhcp!eN@dhcp-127.0.0.1.inaddr.net
715[12:46:57] <ARKiV> THERO YOU'RE NEEDED IN #FOOTBALL
716[12:47:02] <ARKiV> lulz
717[12:49:30] #football: mode change '+o-b powerline *!*@9sbTMrmU2jcb6Du+' by vzw!enigma@ge-0-2-0-0.PEER-RTR2.NY60.verizon-gni.com
718[12:52:01] <eN-nfo> [usatoday.NFL] Carson Wentz&apos;s back not fully healed; Eagles&apos; QB also talks contract extension, DeSean Jackson https://tinyurl.com/y3rasfcz
719[12:52:02] <eN-nfo> [usatoday.NFL] Titans&apos; Marcus Mariota bulks up, says he&rsquo;s &lsquo;pretty close to being fully healthy&apos; https://tinyurl.com/y4lp8u6j
720[12:57:02] <eN-nfo> [usatoday.NFL] Eagles quarterback Carson Wentz: Stress fracture in back not fully healed https://tinyurl.com/y5s7tlnw
721[12:57:03] <eN-nfo> [usatoday.NFL] Colts QB Andrew Luck on marriage to Nicole Pechanec https://tinyurl.com/y6mma3zx
722[13:02:01] <Towner> !tell thero <@ARKiV> THERO YOU'RE NEEDED IN #FOOTBALL
723[13:02:01] <sportsnws> The operation succeeded.
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733[13:09:13] <NaiWiste> !tell Towner test
734[13:09:52] <NaiWiste> !tsearch Russell Wilson signs
735[13:09:53] <sportsnws> @MukBeaconBPG (Brandon Gustafson): Despite all the reports on the Russell Wilson contract negotiations, I still think either A, he signs today, B, pla? https://t.co/sGFm7J0zH5 (1h ago)
736[13:09:54] <sportsnws> @BornForLax16 (Koach K): If Russell Wilson ends up out of Seattle and Dak doesn?t sigh a team friendly contract. Wilson signs with Dallas next year. (1h ago)
737[13:09:55] <sportsnws> @Whispers105 (Kenny Whispers): @nofollowersnee1 @HRedskins4lyfe @NFL_Memes I never wanted baker. Doesnt influence me in the least. There are only? https://t.co/uA2wYQWEmQ (3h ago)
738[13:10:03] <phocus> !tsearch embiid
739[13:10:05] <sportsnws> @Original_LD (The Symbol of Peace): Nice to see Jimmy is prioritizing his scoring and personal numbers over conserving energy for the fourth quarter an? https://t.co/rgEppSgxKn (31s ago)
740[13:10:06] <sportsnws> @ScoutWithBryan (Bryan Oringher): Can't have these plays in playoffs. 6 pt game early 3rd. Starting to make it a game again. Harris sets random in tr? https://t.co/3i6CYj3Cbw (46s ago)
741[13:10:07] <sportsnws> @tessiotucci (Tessio): RT @FOXSports: "Embiid and Simmons are not mature enough yet to lead them deep in the playoffs. ... I feel kind of crazy now; I compared Be? (58s ago)
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744[13:10:43] <NaiWiste> phocus: how did the Sixers lose to the shitty Nets yesterday?
745[13:11:07] <NaiWiste> that's like Patriots vs Jets
746[13:11:59] <aquarius> !odds nba
747[13:11:59] <sportsnws> Brooklyn Nets@Philadelphia 76ers[-8]  o/u: 225.5  03+299/04-375  20:00 | Los Angeles Clippers@Golden State Warriors[-13.5]  o/u: 234.5  03+876/04-1500  22:30 | Orlando Magic@Toronto Raptors[-10]  o/u: 212  03+447/04-600  Tue 20:05 | San Antonio Spurs@Denver Nuggets[-7]  o/u: 208  03+234/04-285  Tue 21:05
748[13:12:00] <sportsnws> Oklahoma City Thunder@Portland Trail Blazers[-2.5]  o/u: 219.5  03+115/04-135  Tue 22:35 | Indiana Pacers@Boston Celtics[-7.5]  o/u: 203  03+271/04-335  Wed 19:05 | Detroit Pistons@Milwaukee Bucks[-15.5]  o/u: 211  03+1221/04-2700  Wed 20:05 | Utah Jazz@Houston Rockets[-7]  o/u: 212.5  03+241/04-295  Wed 21:35
749[13:12:40] <aquarius> Craptors -10
750[13:14:51] <Sooner> https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/1117896882406055936
751[13:14:52] <sportsnws> @BBCBreaking (BBC Breaking News): JUST IN: French official says the stone structure of Notre-Dame has been saved from "total destruction"    The late? https://t.co/YWsKc34ujo (8m ago)
752[13:14:52] <eN-nfo> Title: BBC Breaking News on Twitter: "JUST IN: French official says the stone structure of Notre-Dame has been saved from "total destruction" 
753[13:16:46] <room217> they're gonna have to tear it down
754[13:17:22] <reflux`> i dunno.. what i saw looked like total destruction to me
755[13:17:31] <room217> its gone
756[13:17:45] <room217> maybe the 2 end towers are saved
757[13:17:51] <Sooner> https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1117899564504231936
758[13:17:52] <eN-nfo> Title: ABC News on Twitter: "BREAKING: Notre Dame's main structure and two iconic towers have been saved following massive fire, French firefighter official says. https://t.co/CEeUQ55vwW? https://t.co/78hizrBPJd"
759[13:17:52] <sportsnws> @ABC (ABC News): BREAKING: Notre Dame's main structure and two iconic towers have been saved following massive fire, French firefigh? https://t.co/78hizrBPJd (1m ago)
760[13:18:17] <room217> yeah but they cant rebuild the rest of it
761[13:18:24] <room217> that would cost a billion
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763[13:18:44] <FE2> RIP FIGHTING IRISH
764[13:19:30] <NaiWiste> RIP
765[13:20:05] <NaiWiste> where the students gonna go pray now?
766[13:20:30] <reflux`> south bend is fine
767[13:20:33] <FE2> naked in the priest confessional rooms
768[13:20:40] <reflux`> touchdown jesus is thousands of miles away, completely safe
769[13:20:55] <FE2> how many rings touchdown jesus have this millennium? 
770[13:20:56] <FE2> i forget
771[13:20:57] <FE2> :)
772[13:21:12] <reflux`> lol.. the notre dame cathedral != notre dame in indiana
773[13:21:15] <Sooner> they rebuilt Windsor castle
774[13:21:20] #football: mode change '+v Jaelae' by dhcp!eN@dhcp-127.0.0.1.inaddr.net
775[13:21:33] <FE2> AND london bridge ! in london!
776[13:21:38] <NaiWiste> someone in Paris didn't like the GoT episode last night
777[13:21:46] <Sooner> London bridge is from Roman times
778[13:21:55] <FE2> was it the lan-incestors?
779[13:23:21] <BigLappy> accident or arson?
780[13:23:33] <FE2> youtube said it was 9/11
781[13:23:44] <FE2> google AI never wrong
782[13:24:06] <reflux`> FE2 blink twice if google ai is standing behind you
783[13:24:18] <FE2> i cant blink
784[13:26:30] <tree^_^> got episode last night was cool, i talked to cowoekrs they didn't like it either
785[13:26:42] <tree^_^> i thought it was top knotch
786[13:26:54] <tree^_^> notch*
787[13:27:43] <NaiWiste> the episode was pretty cool. we got to see boobs and dragons
788[13:27:51] <room217> the rockets game was better
789[13:28:04] <tree^_^> well it was repost of boobs
790[13:28:09] <tree^_^> and the dragons were pretty cgi
791[13:28:19] <tree^_^> they should try for some real ones
792[13:28:35] <room217> real boobs?
793[13:28:44] <NaiWiste> CGI boobs
794[13:28:52] <NaiWiste> white walker boobs
795[13:29:09] <NaiWiste> *Not a spoiler*
796[13:31:41] <FE2> no deaths 
797[13:31:43] <FE2> pshhhhhhhhhhhhh
798[13:31:49] <Sooner> there was
799[13:31:54] <desh> aunt becky is dumb af for fighting these charges
800[13:31:57] <FE2> NO SPOILERS WHAT DID WE SAY
801[13:32:01] <desh> she's going to prison for 10+ years now
802[13:32:10] <Sooner> she's not dumb, she has a right to 
803[13:32:24] <bougyman> I just finished it.
804[13:32:27] <desh> the evidence is overwhelming
805[13:32:28] <bougyman> Not much really happened.
806[13:32:31] <desh> how the hell can she fight them
807[13:32:33] <bougyman> I was hoping for more story density.
808[13:32:36] <Sooner> if so, she'll get convicted
809[13:32:45] <Sooner> just like how the hell can she not
810[13:32:52] <desh> she can cut her losses
811[13:32:56] <desh> like the other actress did
812[13:33:02] <Sooner> she has to be proven guilty
813[13:33:11] <Sooner> if prosecutors have all the evidence, make them do it
814[13:33:15] <room217> https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6923151/Gulf-Thailand-dog-rescued-oil-rig-worker-swimming-135-MILES-coast.html
815[13:33:16] <eN-nfo> Title: Gulf of Thailand dog rescued by oil rig worker after it's found swimming 135 MILES off the coast | Daily Mail Online
816[13:33:17] <desh> they haev her on tape talking about it
817[13:33:34] <desh> and she'll receive no leniency like the other actress did
818[13:35:16] <NaiWiste> !tsearch son sues parents over porn
819[13:35:17] <Sooner> everyone has a right to a defense
820[13:35:17] <sportsnws> @937TheRiver (93.7 The River): What's Your Deal - Dana's Oven Is Broken, Son Sues Parents Over Porn Collection & Dana's Game Of Thrones Recap https://t.co/peoV7SFz59 (3h ago)
821[13:35:18] <sportsnws> @thedogandjoesho (The Dog and Joe Sho): What's Your Deal - Dana's Oven Is Broken, Son Sues Parents Over Porn Collection & Dana's Game Of Thrones Recap https://t.co/DTOhrqRaVE (3h ago)
822[13:35:21] <reflux`> i liked the episode, it was good and all. but there was no way the episode would live up to the hype i built up in my head after the long hiatus between season 7 and season 8
823[13:35:55] <|\|> no thronitics
824[13:36:27] <desh> i watched GoT for the first time lats night
825[13:36:34] <desh> why did the blonde chick kill her husband?
826[13:36:36] <FE2> everyone dies in episode 6 right reflux?
827[13:36:38] <NaiWiste> desh: which episode?
828[13:36:44] <desh> last night
829[13:36:58] <NaiWiste> Cersi?
830[13:36:58] <desh> or was it her brother she killed
831[13:37:10] <reflux`> FE2 lol
832[13:37:24] <NaiWiste> oh.
833[13:37:31] <NaiWiste> you. mean the father and brother
834[13:37:36] <NaiWiste> because they didn't bend the knee
835[13:37:46] <desh> oh i see
836[13:37:54] <desh> and who was the brunette she was making out with?
837[13:37:57] <NaiWiste> "bend the knee or die"
838[13:38:19] <NaiWiste> can't say that in here
839[13:38:21] <NaiWiste> Spoilers yo
840[13:38:22] <Sooner> it's pointless to start a new show in season 8
841[13:38:40] <NaiWiste> Sooner: i'm waiting for the GoT prequel
842[13:38:44] <NaiWiste> it should be an interesting one
843[13:38:55] <Sooner> if the author stays alive
844[13:39:00] <room217> Macron says it will be rebuilt
845[13:39:04] <Sooner> but others can write that
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848[13:40:03] <bougyman> so are john snow and the dragon queen half-siblings, or what?
849[13:40:12] <Mufasa> https://twitter.com/B1ackSchefter/status/1117900713495891968
850[13:40:12] <bougyman> maybe first cousins? It's unclear.
851[13:40:13] <eN-nfo> Title: BLACK ADAM SCHEFTER on Twitter: "Hold up...? "
852[13:40:13] <sportsnws> @B1ackSchefter (BLACK ADAM SCHEFTER): Hold up... https://t.co/d2SE7oGZpW (18m ago)
853[13:40:21] <Sooner> it was under a near $7 million renovation 
854[13:40:38] <Sooner> he's her nephew
855[13:40:46] <bougyman> wut?
856[13:40:50] <bougyman> He's older than her, isn't he?
857[13:40:54] <Sooner> his father is her brother
858[13:40:58] <Sooner> or was
859[13:41:12] <Sooner> they could be close to the same age
860[13:41:12] <bougyman> Hrm. Ok. She looks too young for that.
861[13:41:50] <Mufasa> question is
862[13:41:57] <Mufasa> is john gunna keep hittin it
863[13:42:01] <Mufasa> jon 
864[13:42:19] <room217> youza, the cost to rebuild it will be billionSSS, insane
865[13:43:03] <desh> why rebuild it
866[13:43:05] <Mufasa> cant replace that artwork
867[13:43:06] <desh> all the history is lost
868[13:43:17] <room217> prolly all talk at this point
869[13:44:31] <reflux`> !odds nhl
870[13:44:32] <sportsnws> Boston Bruins@Toronto Maple Leafs  o/u: 6  04-105/04-115  19:00 | Washington Capitals@Carolina Hurricanes  o/u: 6  03+105/04-125  19:00 | Nashville Predators@Dallas Stars  o/u: 5  03+100/04-120  21:30 | Calgary Flames@Colorado Avalanche  o/u: 6  04-115/04-105  22:00
871[13:44:33] <sportsnws> Tampa Bay Lightning@Columbus Blue Jackets  o/u: 6  04-135/03+115  Tue 19:10 | New York Islanders@Pittsburgh Penguins  o/u: 5.5  03+143/04-163  Tue 19:35 | Winnipeg Jets@Saint Louis Blues  o/u: 5.5  03+133/04-153  Tue 21:40 | San Jose Sharks@Vegas Golden Knights  o/u: 6.5  03+137/04-157  Tue 22:40
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874[13:45:35] <bougyman> Pretty sure she's gonna end up preggo.
875[13:45:41] <bougyman> Even though she's not supposed to be able to be.
876[13:45:44] <NaiWiste> !tsearch Dany aunt
877[13:45:45] <sportsnws> @ectoplasma92 (Ecto): RT @dollpitts: @RhymesWithFleek @jeynesgreyjoy Yes! He and Dany are so damn dry. It's like he's kissing his aunt or something... Oh wait. (21m ago)
878[13:45:46] <sportsnws> @sinnhoes (dre? ?): FINALLY WATCHED THE NEW GOT EP but it was kinda boring ngl ? but at least i?m happy jon knows dany?s his aunt in th? https://t.co/ef5AbnvDUF (28m ago)
879[13:45:47] <sportsnws> @natkingcolee (?): [DANY AND JON KISSING]  Drogon : But she's your aunt (29m ago)
880[13:48:34] <FE2> !tsearch westworld 2020
881[13:48:35] <sportsnws> @BigE34me (C J Vance): RT @CNET: HBO has confirmed that Westworld will be back in 2020. https://t.co/gHI77KW4TG (15s ago)
882[13:48:37] <sportsnws> @ilybsb17 (beb): RT @verge: HBO chiefs confirm that Westworld won?t return until 2020, and the #GameOfThrones prequels are still being carefully considered? (1m ago)
883[13:50:44] <FE2> https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/d3nzkj/doctor-who-evaluated-julian-assange-told-un-his-confinement-was-torture
884[13:50:44] <eN-nfo> Title: Doctor Who Evaluated Julian Assange Told UN His Confinement Was Torture - Motherboard
885[13:55:31] <NaiWiste> !tsearch Zion Williamson declares NBA
886[13:55:33] <sportsnws> @jspeter_fyu (Jared): RT @DukeBlueHoops: BREAKING:  Zion Williamson declares for the NBA Draft.  Whatever team gets the 1st pick will be getting a franchise-chan? (15s ago)
887[13:55:34] <sportsnws> @Jared11andis (Jared C Andis): RT @CollegeBBNCAA: Duke Freshman Zion Williamson declares for the NBA Draft. He is the likely #1 overall pick. (16s ago)
888[13:59:29] <FE2> what shoes he gonna bust out
889[14:00:36] <Mufasa> u mean bust out of?
890[14:01:05] <desh> he wont in the nba because he'll be able to wear new shoes every game or every week
891[14:01:27] <desh> the shoes he broke he had been wearing the same pair all mother fucking season
892[14:01:49] <Mufasa> fine, dont laugh at my joke
893[14:02:03] <desh> did someone say something
894[14:03:01] <FE2> when u declare via da gram
895[14:06:14] <Mufasa> https://twitter.com/thecheckdown/status/1117902123524485121
896[14:06:14] <eN-nfo> Title: The Checkdown on Twitter: "Saquon?s dad wanted to name his son ?Tupac Makaveli Barkley?. ??? "
897[14:06:14] <sportsnws> @thecheckdown (The Checkdown): Saquon?s dad wanted to name his son ?Tupac Makaveli Barkley?. ?? https://t.co/1YlLCoJI4j (39m ago)
898[14:07:18] <FE2> weak
899[14:07:32] <FE2> shoulda named him charles cantswingagolfclub
900[14:07:43] <reflux`> What are names from a 16 year old parent?
901[14:08:00] <FE2> dannnnnnng
902[14:08:06] <Mufasa> why he gotta be 16!!!?
903[14:08:08] <FE2> wait if u aint a legal adult u can still name kids?
904[14:08:23] <FE2> cant smoke, cant drink, cant vote, can name kids!
905[14:08:46] <Mufasa> army will take u 
906[14:08:55] <reflux`> https://pasteboard.co/IajaTUF.png
907[14:08:57] <eN-nfo> Title: Pasteboard - Uploaded Image
908[14:09:36] <Mufasa> lil midget prolly dead by now
909[14:09:39] <FE2> damnnnn
910[14:10:06] <spliff-o> damn that looks like hellas last halloween
911[14:10:31] <room217> lol
912[14:10:44] <spliff-o> !findquote hellas
913[14:10:45] <sportsnws> Quotes containing 'hellas': 12
914[14:10:46] <sportsnws> #12: +hellas: I AM BOYCOTTING #football +hellas: FUCKING RUINED #football Part: +hellas (hellas@would.love.to.tap.that.sweet.bitch-ass.com)
915[14:11:02] <room217> ragequit
916[14:11:17] <reflux`> gonna be y'all when the raiduhs win the SB
917[14:11:25] <SeaTowN> unsportsmanlike conduct
918[14:11:34] <reflux`> and i am going to be the most insufferable bastard in #football
919[14:11:45] <room217> i wouldnt mind seeing the raiders win it
920[14:11:53] <SeaTowN> you are vontez burfict
921[14:11:55] <room217> hell anyone but pats is fine
922[14:12:27] <reflux`> tiger winning the masters is probably my 2nd most desired sports win
923[14:12:36] <reflux`> yah, anyone but the pats and the broncos
924[14:12:44] <SeaTowN> everyone knows its mahomes time
925[14:13:12] <SeaTowN> broncos have joe flacco
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927[14:14:59] <reflux`> i can deal w/ kermit and reid winning one
928[14:16:37] <SeaTowN> mahomes almost led TT to the hoops championship without doing anything
929[14:17:44] <FE2> !tsearch #impregnationvacation
930[14:17:44] <sportsnws> @intjRj (A Whore who Wrecks Homes): RT @CRS_One: Or As Ronda calls it: #ImpregnationVacation | Source: Rousey taking WWE hiatus to start family - via @ESPN App https://t.co/AG? (2m ago)
931[14:17:45] <sportsnws> @CRS_One (Captain Cristobal): Or As Ronda calls it: #ImpregnationVacation | Source: Rousey taking WWE hiatus to start family - via @ESPN App https://t.co/AGiEdIEKH8 (3m ago)
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935[14:19:56] <SeaTowN> ufc baby
936[14:20:56] <FE2> so... gonna get KTFO'd twice just like momma?
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940[14:22:01] <eN-nfo> [usatoday.NFL] LA Rams&apos; Todd Gurley not saying much about health of knee https://tinyurl.com/y29lzgsj
941[14:22:02] <eN-nfo> [usatoday.NFL] Quarterback Allen welcomes Bills&apos; numerous new additions https://tinyurl.com/y342vvmk
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946[14:27:02] <eN-nfo> [usatoday.NFL] Vikings sign QB Sean Mannion, WR Jordan Taylor https://tinyurl.com/y2o7b4na
947[14:27:03] <eN-nfo> [usatoday.NFL] Healthy Luck dances way through &apos;best offseason ever&apos; https://tinyurl.com/y3zlojhb
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951[14:39:07] <thero>  wow
952[14:39:09] <thero> rude af
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954[14:46:38] <desh> rude af!
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957[14:54:23] <MATADOR> https://www.wsoctv.com/video/live-event-2
958[14:54:24] <eN-nfo> Title: Live Breaking News | WSOC-TV
959[14:55:44] <aquarius> car chase?
960[14:55:53] <Mr_Pink> yup
961[14:57:02] <eN-nfo> [usatoday.NFL] Eager Titans want to take next step, go from good to great https://tinyurl.com/y29dlo48
962[14:58:11] <transact> Titans
963[14:58:12] <transact> need
964[14:58:13] <transact> new
965[14:58:16] <transact> quarterback
966[14:58:20] <transact> their current one can only feel one arm
967[14:59:37] <room217> https://twitter.com/areinaud/status/1117916691353067521
968[14:59:38] <sportsnws> @areinaud (Axel Reinaud): Inside #NotreDame. Only a small part of the vault collapsed. Interior seems relatively untouched. Alleluia! https://t.co/uI47wQ6WaB (34m ago)
969[14:59:38] <eN-nfo> Title: Axel Reinaud on Twitter: "Inside #NotreDame. Only a small part of the vault collapsed. Interior seems relatively untouched. Alleluia!? "
970[14:59:57] <hackteck> did they room where they molested the children burn too
971[15:00:23] <room217> those kids were too old, need new ones anyway
972[15:00:32] <hackteck> lol
973[15:00:53] <reflux`> you guys watching the chase?
974[15:00:56] <reflux`> https://www.wsoctv.com/video/live-event-2
975[15:00:57] <eN-nfo> Title: Live Breaking News | WSOC-TV
976[15:01:23] <room217> fuck yeah
977[15:01:49] <SyKrysus> doing gods work, thank you reflux
978[15:02:08] <room217> i stopped checking #chases cuz of all the chat
979[15:02:20] <Mr_Pink> i get no respect
980[15:02:27] <Mr_Pink> oh wait MATADOR posted it in here lol
981[15:02:36] <reflux`> matador and Mr_Pink on their A game
982[15:02:49] <MATADOR> YA
983[15:02:53] <MATADOR> We're all over it
984[15:03:36] <room217> this guys gonna wipeout
985[15:03:41] <reflux`> absolutely
986[15:03:59] <Mr_Pink> CUT YOUR GOD DAMN TREES DOWN
987[15:04:14] <reflux`> dude is gonna ditch and we aren't gonna see it
988[15:04:28] <reflux`> and there is the ditch
989[15:04:31] <Mr_Pink> rip
990[15:04:33] <Mr_Pink> he gone
991[15:04:40] <reflux`> yah they arent gonna find him
992[15:04:53] <room217> hit an elevator
993[15:05:38] <room217> walk out with the evacuation ppl
994[15:06:11] <reflux`> if that car is stolen, he is in good shape
995[15:06:48] <room217> throw his hoodie away
996[15:06:57] <reflux`> oh i didn't see the person get out, and they snagged that person. so they probably know the drivers name
997[15:06:58] <Mr_Pink> not really reflux` 
998[15:07:00] <Mr_Pink> ya exactly
999[15:07:05] <Mr_Pink> rip
1000[15:07:16] <reflux`> yah i missed that part of the feed.. they know who he is, just a matter of time
1001[15:07:41] Nick change: SoutNATS -> SoutCAPS
1002[15:07:45] <room217> unless thats the car owner
1003[15:08:53] <reflux`> nooo i'm gonna need closure here
1004[15:10:17] <reflux`> rofl
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1006[15:16:57] <_Forbin> ::urnnghghg::
1007[15:17:07] <_Forbin> !odds nba
1008[15:17:08] <sportsnws> Brooklyn Nets@Philadelphia 76ers[-8.5]  o/u: 224.5  03+317/04-400  20:00 | Los Angeles Clippers@Golden State Warriors[-13]  o/u: 234  03+837/04-1400  22:30 | Orlando Magic@Toronto Raptors[-10]  o/u: 212  03+447/04-600  Tue 20:05 | San Antonio Spurs@Denver Nuggets[-7]  o/u: 208  03+234/04-285  Tue 21:05
1009[15:17:09] <sportsnws> Oklahoma City Thunder@Portland Trail Blazers[-2]  o/u: 219.5  03+110/04-130  Tue 22:35 | Indiana Pacers@Boston Celtics[-7.5]  o/u: 203  03+271/04-335  Wed 19:05 | Detroit Pistons@Milwaukee Bucks[-15.5]  o/u: 211  03+1221/04-2700  Wed 20:05 | Utah Jazz@Houston Rockets[-6.5]  o/u: 212.5  03+226/04-275  Wed 21:35
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1015[15:26:06] <aquarius> ;;nba
1016[15:26:06] <ballsbot> BKN @ PHI 8:00 PM ET | LAC @ GSW 10:30 PM ET
1017[15:26:09] <aquarius> ;;nhl
1018[15:26:10] <ballsbot> 04/15/19: BOS 0 TOR 0 09:52 03P1 | WSH 0 CAR 0 16:48 03P1 | NSH @ DAL 9:30 PM EDT | CGY @ COL 10:00 PM EDT
1019[15:27:02] <eN-nfo> [usatoday.NFL] Packers claim kicker Sam Ficken off waivers from Seahawks https://tinyurl.com/y4eona8u
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1022[15:33:17] <_Forbin> !tsearch florida army of turtles
1023[15:33:18] <sportsnws> @ajduey04303 (Dr. Lego AJ ?): Oh my ... it?s turtles all the way down ... @g8erlaw68 @beauxvisages2 @LisaSimpson24 @honky @doge @stevis78? https://t.co/e4l1Ez5Lag (58m ago)
1024[15:33:19] <sportsnws> @robbmoriarty (Robert D. Moriarty): RT @rayadverb: There is no known defense. https://t.co/ZXz7PjLvVe #FoxNews (59m ago)
1025[15:33:20] <sportsnws> @ComradeArthur (Arthur Kimes): Florida man threatened to destroy town with army of turtles. ? https://t.co/kRgY4CJbVO  This would make an awesome? https://t.co/9TkhfjBxYD (1h ago)
1026[15:33:28] <_Forbin> there it is...the last one
1027[15:34:05] <hackteck> i have an army of rats
1028[15:34:08] <hackteck> my name is willard btw
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1030[15:35:45] <_Forbin> o werd
1031[15:42:30] <dk57> 4LETS GO CARDINALS BLESS YOU BOYS
1032[15:43:24] <dk57> 1-0 CARDINALS
1033[15:44:32] <dk57> 2-0 CARDINALS
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1036[15:53:11] <desh> this aint #baseball
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1038[15:57:53] <FE2> !tsearch i'm not black i'm tiger
1039[15:57:54] <sportsnws> @MajorLeagueBtch (MLB (Supporting Less Tweet Toxicity)): @ShannonSharpe Agree but I didn't stop rooting for Tiger cause he wouldn't identify as Black. He's biracial just li? https://t.co/mEEprTtw9R (2m ago)
1040[15:57:55] <sportsnws> @TougalooTree (Greg Travillion): Tiger Won the Masters, So Why Do Black People Care So Much? https://t.co/00CzgfzSt1 (4m ago)
1041[15:57:56] <sportsnws> @BUDMENCH (Bud Mench Media Gp): I?m Not Black, I?m Tiger https://t.co/WMG3j62np0 (4m ago)
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1045[16:02:54] <SeaTowN> orange and black
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1048[16:11:41] <aquarius> Embiid hurt already
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1052[16:20:00] <desh> dk57, you still around
1053[16:20:09] <desh> BREWERS UP 3-2 AGAINST THE CARDINALS
1054[16:20:41] <dk57> nope
1055[16:20:43] <dk57> 6-2
1056[16:20:56] <dk57> sorry deeno
1057[16:20:58] <dk57> you're wrong
1058[16:21:30] <desh> sad
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1065[16:52:02] <eN-nfo> [usatoday.NFL] LA Stadium reaches milestone with completion of canopy shell https://tinyurl.com/y32p4852
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1084[17:22:01] <eN-nfo> [usatoday.NFL] Seattle signs Jefferson, Fant to restricted free agent deals https://tinyurl.com/yyyrbtdv
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1097[18:20:54] <dk57> !tsearch WIlliam Barr
1098[18:20:56] <sportsnws> @BrayleegirlK (Brayz): RT @ounatchamps1: @Gdad1 George Conway reveals the key phrase to watch for in the full Mueller Report https://t.co/wJe16uqYmq (18s ago)
1099[18:20:57] <sportsnws> @ChristianaCunni (ChristianaCunningham): RT @ForHisGlory52: Mueller Report to be Released/Delivered Thursday Morning...  According to the DOJ Attorney General William Barr will rel? (24s ago)
1100[18:20:58] <sportsnws> @leecris (Lee C): RT @resentfultweet: TIL While at #CIA, William Barr (yes, that Barr) drafted the letters asking if the Agency could ?start? destroying reco? (40s ago)
1101[18:21:49] <aquarius> ;;nhl
1102[18:21:50] <ballsbot> 04/15/19: NSH 0 DAL 0 11End P1 | CGY 0 COL 0 16:35 03P1 | BOS 2 TOR 3 04F | WSH 0 CAR 5 04F
1103[18:23:41] <SeaTowN> !tsearch russell wilson
1104[18:23:43] <sportsnws> @SportzPicks (DRAFT GOOD PLAYERS): Because they?re getting Russell Wilson https://t.co/kuSnBon0Gl (16s ago)
1105[18:26:03] <kanodogg> if the Seahawks trade Wilson it will be the dumbest move ever
1106[18:27:10] <|\|> yep. i'll never watch another game again
1107[18:29:07] <FE2> russ goin to the 49ers?
1108[18:29:09] <FE2> sweet
1109[18:29:24] <SeaTowN> russell would still have 3 years (2 franchised) in seattle if a deal doesnt get done
1110[18:34:27] <kanodogg> Dave dameshek + some other NFL insiders seem to think thats a very strong possibility my
1111[18:35:00] <kanodogg> Oakland sends 2 firsts to sea for Wilson then trades Carr to NYG
1112[18:36:17] <SeaTowN> Get Mike Mayock on the phone.
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1114[18:41:16] <BigLappy> the raiders?  why not the giants?
1115[18:41:39] <kanodogg> Giants not willing to give up 2 firsts
1116[18:41:48] <kanodogg> nor pay the fat contract Wilson would need
1117[18:42:13] <kanodogg> they get Carr for less $ + less draft capital
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1119[18:49:16] <aquarius> ;;nba
1120[18:49:17] <ballsbot> LAC 7 GSW 5 9:25 03Q1 | BKN 123 PHI 145 04F
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1122[18:52:56] <|\|> lol boogie
1123[18:54:00] <aquarius> Boogie hurt
1124[18:54:29] <tisk> how hurt?
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1127[18:58:00] <aquarius> quad I think
1128[18:58:03] <aquarius> muscle
1129[18:59:41] <aquarius> ;;mlb
1130[18:59:42] <ballsbot> 04/15/19: NYM 6 PHI 6 3?10 | STL 6 4MIL 9 3?7 | LAA 5 TEX 12 3?8 | KC 4 CWS 5 3?8 | CLE 3 SEA 0 7M3 | CIN 2 LAD 1 3?3 | COL 2 SD 0 3?4 | BAL 8 BOS 1 4F | CHC 7 MIA 2 4F | TOR 5 MIN 3 4F
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1135[19:05:18] <FE2> https://twitter.com/DrewShiller/status/1117984601857675264
1136[19:05:18] <eN-nfo> Title: Drew Shiller on Twitter: "Uh oh. DeMarcus Cousins is hurt? "
1137[19:05:18] <sportsnws> @DrewShiller (Drew Shiller): Uh oh. DeMarcus Cousins is hurt https://t.co/tAkvgXz8yu (10m ago)
1138[19:08:11] <phocus> quad tear
1139[19:09:23] <FE2> supermax contract gone again
1140[19:16:49] <NaiWiste> !tsearch quad injury
1141[19:16:49] <sportsnws> @iggymaz (Iggy): RT @WarriorsPR: DeMarcus Cousins (left quad injury) will not return to tonight's game. He will get an MRI in the next 24 hours. (14s ago)
1142[19:16:50] <sportsnws> @BertoJimenezJr (Berto Jimenez): RT @tellitlikeitisP: DeMarcus Cousins will not return tonight, left quad injury.  #tellitlikeitispc ??? @warriors  @NBAonTNT https://t.co/B? (14s ago)
1143[19:16:51] <sportsnws> @trevahhhNstuff (??? ???? ???): RT @MarkG_Medina: Warriors diagnose DeMarcus Cousins with a left quad injury. He's done for tonight and plans to get an MRI within the next? (15s ago)
1144[19:17:09] <Mr_Pink> good thing we have a bench full of GOATS
1145[19:17:20] <phocus> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D4Pj82wVUAA9Pkd.jpg:large
1146[19:17:25] <phocus> thats not a cramp
1147[19:17:26] <phocus> lol
1148[19:19:16] <NaiWiste> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/U0MQhx1x/IMG_6315.PNG
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1153[19:40:15] <aquarius> Andrei Svechnikov was helped by medical trainers after being knocked out in a fight with Alex Ovechkin during Game 3 between the Capitals and Hurricanes.
1154[19:41:19] <|\|> i just turned 19, i'll pick a fight with ovi.  https://streamable.com/vlnni
1155[19:41:21] <eN-nfo> Title: 2019-04-15 19-42-43 - Streamable
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1157[19:50:32] <aquarius> RIP Balmer's team
1158[19:50:49] <aquarius> Dubs up by 23
1159[19:52:03] <mArs_> https://twitter.com/ABC7/status/1117998567908618241
1160[19:52:04] <eN-nfo> Title: ABC7 Eyewitness News on Twitter: "Men with beards carry more germs than dogs, study finds https://t.co/DrQW63IV3c"
1161[19:52:04] <sportsnws> @ABC7 (ABC7 Eyewitness News): Men with beards carry more germs than dogs, study finds https://t.co/DrQW63IV3c (1m ago)
1162[19:53:37] <SeaTowN> big bushes
1163[19:53:42] <mArs_> :o
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1168[20:14:46] <NaiWiste> that's why i shave every 6 hours
1169[20:15:27] <|\|> gsw up by 30
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1173[20:16:31] <NaiWiste> is there any reason to watch the 3rd and 4th qtr?
1174[20:16:42] <NaiWiste> might turn this off now and take an early shower
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1176[20:19:59] <mArs_> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D4Pzy_rUYAAgm_1.jpg
1177[20:20:36] <NaiWiste> mArs: this is why i don't ride motorcycles or do any motorcrossing. https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=aiycu_1555333277
1178[20:20:38] <eN-nfo> Title: Liveleak.com - Fatal Motorcross Crash
1179[20:20:59] <mArs_> no thanks
1180[20:21:10] <mArs_> i don't watch shit liek that, Nai
1181[20:24:36] <NaiWiste> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86Lr_tChDAU
1182[20:24:38] <eN-nfo> Title: THE FIRST Galaxy Fold - YouTube
1183[20:25:01] <|\|> geez nsfl caseyface
1184[20:25:39] <NaiWiste> lol give him a break. he's not that bad compared to other youtubers
1185[20:26:24] <mArs_> i don't like that guy
1186[20:26:29] <mArs_> i don't even know why
1187[20:27:49] <NaiWiste> maybe his nose?
1188[20:28:27] <|\|> he looks like what that motorcycle dude probably looks like now
1189[20:28:31] <mArs_> lol
1190[20:29:05] <mArs_> my nose my nose. my kingdom for a nose.
1191[20:31:25] <Mufasa> !nflcountdown
1192[20:31:26] <sportsnws> There are 143 days, 19 hours, 58 mins, 35 seconds until the start of the 2019 season
1193[20:35:54] <NaiWiste> geez what a douchebag. i hate drivers like this. https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=ktCDk_1555284575
1194[20:35:56] <eN-nfo> Title: Liveleak.com - DOUCHE LEXUS DRIVER (CFZS 818) - throws pop can
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1203[20:41:39] <ELM> was the guy drivin a tesla?
1204[20:43:40] <NaiWiste> nah. he just had his own dashcam
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1209[20:57:14] <Center> NaiWiste: which state you live in?
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1211[20:58:54] <NaiWiste> California
1212[20:59:06] <Mr_Pink> west coast best coast
1213[20:59:35] <Center> ah ok.. supposedly in some states they flip off Tesla drivers
1214[20:59:41] <Center> cuz ICE > EV or something
1215[20:59:53] <NaiWiste> i can understand that
1216[21:00:52] <FE2> lol
1217[21:00:59] <FE2> people flip nai off all the time!
1218[21:01:50] <NaiWiste> Center: because of incidents like this. https://youtu.be/ARzujfRiQ3c?t=233
1219[21:01:53] <eN-nfo> Title: Gutted Tesla TROLLS the Streets! - YouTube
1220[21:02:05] <Center> Tesla is becoming the new BMW
1221[21:02:24] <NaiWiste> it's the new 3 Series
1222[21:02:41] <NaiWiste> e46 or bust
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1224[21:03:02] <Center> E92 was my first.. it was an amazing car
1225[21:03:07] <Center> err, E90
1226[21:03:19] <FE2> E60 eva
1227[21:03:31] <Center> bah.. E90's twin turbo was the shit
1228[21:04:00] <Center> none of this twin scroll fake twin turbo nonsense
1229[21:04:25] <mArs_> !tsearch joc
1230[21:04:27] <sportsnws> @CoachHoffman18 (Derek Hoffman): A walk off Joc pop! @Dodgers win! #ILoveLA #JackieRobinsonDay (15s ago)
1231[21:04:28] <sportsnws> @pyrosaxplayer (Jacob Rodriguez ??): RT @DodgerInsider: Joc Pederson. Walk-off two-run home run. Dodgers win it 4-3. (15s ago)
1232[21:04:29] <sportsnws> @Daniel_la400 (DannyH): Young JOC!!!!! (15s ago)
1233[21:04:32] <Matt1> center you have your model 3 now, yes?
1234[21:04:39] <Center> for almost 2 months now
1235[21:04:43] <NaiWiste> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjLlXOEgceU
1236[21:04:45] <eN-nfo> Title: LA's Spiciest Chicken Is Too Hot For Any Menu - YouTube
1237[21:04:47] <Matt1> how do we like it?
1238[21:04:50] <Center> returned my 328i before gas prices rised by $1/gal
1239[21:04:56] <Center> love it.. best car EVAH
1240[21:05:10] <Center> I got a 25 mile commute.. my car drives 20 of it for me
1241[21:05:15] <mArs_> you're not a dodgers fan, Center?
1242[21:05:29] <Center> used to be.. don't watch sports as much.. but Dodgers > Angels
1243[21:05:35] <mArs_> :D
1244[21:05:37] <Matt1> center, you actually use the autopilot?
1245[21:05:41] <Center> hell yah
1246[21:05:43] <Matt1> lol
1247[21:05:44] <Matt1> sick
1248[21:06:03] <Center> it's got the freeway down.. and next Monday Elon's gonna announce something specialer
1249[21:07:03] <FE2> lololol GSW
1250[21:07:34] <Center> Demarcus lost himself like $100M with his injury
1251[21:07:41] <|\|> ballmer freakin out
1252[21:07:46] <FE2> lol 
1253[21:07:48] <FE2> sweet louuuuuuuu
1254[21:08:13] <Center> oh wait, Clippers balling
1255[21:08:16] <FE2> demarcus supermax gone like ronda rousey's wwe title
1256[21:08:29] <mArs_> :o
1257[21:08:51] <FE2> trying to BLOW 16 pt leads like it was 3-1 in the Finals or sumthin....
1258[21:09:10] <|\|> they were up 30 at one point
1259[21:09:17] <FE2> lol
1260[21:09:21] <FE2> NBA rigged AF
1261[21:09:26] <NaiWiste> !tsearch boogie torn quad
1262[21:09:27] <sportsnws> @inJorgeWeTrust_ (Dro): Hopefully it ain?t a torn quad for boogie man. (16s ago)
1263[21:09:28] <sportsnws> @Elias_B_4 (Elias Bedolla): RT @BleacherReport: There's "significant concern" that Boogie has suffered a torn left quad, MRI will be done tomorrow, per @wojespn https:? (23s ago)
1264[21:09:29] <sportsnws> @realnickparker (Nicholas Parker): RT @BleacherReport: There's "significant concern" that Boogie has suffered a torn left quad, MRI will be done tomorrow, per @wojespn https:? (40s ago)
1265[21:09:30] <FE2> no wonder Zion games got better ratings
1266[21:10:11] <|\|> wtf beverly
1267[21:10:56] <FE2> NO BOOGIE NO TITLE
1268[21:18:13] <|\|> more fouls than an NFL game
1269[21:21:14] <|\|> curry too OP
1270[21:23:20] <mArs_> omg
1271[21:23:24] <mArs_> sweet lou
1272[21:23:39] <mArs_> omg
1273[21:23:54] <mArs_> \o/
1274[21:23:57] <mArs_> HOLY FUCK
1275[21:26:35] <|\|> hope Nai is enjoying his shower
1276[21:26:48] <mArs_> heh
1277[21:26:53] <mArs_> that's a weird thign to say
1278[21:27:05] <mArs_> !addquote  <+|\|> hope Nai is enjoying his shower
1279[21:27:06] <|\|> ballmer acting like it's game 7 of the finals
1280[21:28:23] <mArs_> dagger
1281[21:28:23] <mArs_> cming bac to win at golden state beign down 31
1282[21:28:23] <mArs_> is better than a finals win
1283[21:28:23] <NaiWiste> ballmer getting the last laugh! damn it
1284[21:32:33] <Mr_Pink> is it tho
1285[21:32:42] <Mr_Pink> i think a finals win is better
1286[21:33:31] <Mufasa> !tsearch lol warriors
1287[21:33:32] <sportsnws> @AReckling (Alex Reckling): @J1SInc Good point, sixth man without a doubt this year ... lol warriors in 5 tho (15s ago)
1288[21:33:33] <sportsnws> @Jonez40 (Matthew Jones): @dsjunior_11 Crazy How the Warriors blew that lol They just need to Remember Tobias>Shamet any day (15s ago)
1289[21:33:34] <sportsnws> @OMG_itsAsiaa (?): I can?t believe the Warriors just lost lol tf (17s ago)
1290[21:35:10] <mArs_> https://twitter.com/SInow/status/1118024640570458112
1291[21:35:10] <sportsnws> @SInow (Sports Illustrated): The Clippers just completed the largest comeback in NBA playoff history https://t.co/nRqtWBNpx0 (1m ago)
1292[21:35:12] <eN-nfo> Title: Sports Illustrated on Twitter: "The Clippers just completed the largest comeback in NBA playoff history https://t.co/nRqtWBNpx0"
1293[21:35:14] <Mr_Pink> https://twitter.com/UncleDrewGB/status/1118023280160538624
1294[21:35:15] <sportsnws> @UncleDrewGB (Uncle Drew?): Warriors making history, blowing a 3-1 lead in the finals. Now blowing a 31 point lead in the playoffs (6m ago)
1295[21:35:15] <eN-nfo> Title: Uncle Drew? on Twitter: "Warriors making history, blowing a 3-1 lead in the finals. Now blowing a 31 point lead in the playoffs"
1296[21:37:57] <NaiWiste> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k7a8bw451M
1297[21:37:58] <eN-nfo> Title: Japan Night Aerials in 8K - YouTube
1298[21:38:14] <NaiWiste> time for some 8k videos to drown your sorrows in
1299[21:43:16] <Mr_Pink> i am sorrow-less!
1300[21:43:56] <NaiWiste> https://youtu.be/lVTtNOepijk?t=90
1301[21:43:57] <eN-nfo> Title: Arya vs Brienne Lightsaber Duel | Game of Thrones + Star Wars - YouTube
1302[21:44:17] <Mr_Pink> now we're talkin', NaiWiste
1303[21:48:12] <mArs_> If the Warriors end up losing in the 1st round it's a bigger failure than the  Lakers this season.
1304[21:48:12] <mArs_> Having Steph, Klay, Durant, Boogie, and Draymond
1305[21:48:37] <mArs_> blowing a massive 31 point lead to the Clippers? really?
1306[21:48:53] <mArs_> at home
1307[21:49:01] <mike|OG> crazy
1308[21:49:02] <FE2> https://twitter.com/DaveDMarko/status/1118024010967789568
1309[21:49:03] <sportsnws> @DaveDMarko (Dave D'Marko): . @NBAonTNT @EliasSports may not have it but I can tell you @LAClippers  31 point comeback is the largest playoff c? https://t.co/m9cMGQ1OgK (17m ago)
1310[21:49:05] <mike|OG> and lost Cousins 
1311[21:49:07] <FE2> ANOTHER FUCK U TO THE LAKERS!
1312[21:49:18] <FE2> GSW BLOWING 30 pt leads like it was 3-1 in the Finals or sumthin....
1313[21:49:19] <mike|OG> Lakers RIP
1314[21:49:25] <mArs_> rip
1315[21:49:28] <FE2> lol uncle drew mr_pink
1316[21:49:35] <mArs_> did zubac play?
1317[21:49:37] <FE2> GSW BLOWING 31 pt leads like it was 3-1 in the Finals or sumthin....
1318[21:49:49] <mArs_> Ivica Zubac  2 PT  1-2 FG  0-0 FT  0-0 3P  2/0 RB  0 AS  0 BL  0 ST  1 TO  1 PF  8 MN   (Final, Warriors)
1319[21:50:15] <mArs_> wake up call for the dubs
1320[21:50:23] <mArs_> they need to play some d
1321[21:50:43] <FE2> nope
1322[21:50:47] <FE2> NO BOOGIE NO RING
1323[21:50:48] <mArs_> gave up over 80 points in the 2nd half
1324[21:51:02] <FE2> GAVE US LIKE 50 NEW STEVE BALLMER GIFS!
1325[21:51:26] <mArs_> Steph, Klay, Durant, and Draymond still better than the clippers starting guys
1326[21:51:31] <mArs_> there's zero excuse
1327[21:51:58] <FE2> BOOGIE WAS THE GLUE
1328[21:52:24] <NaiWiste> looks like i get to go Game 5!
1329[21:52:47] <FE2> lol
1330[21:52:57] <mArs_> NaiWiste
1331[21:53:06] <NaiWiste> hey mArs
1332[21:53:16] <mArs_> <+|\|> hope Nai is enjoying his shower
1333[21:53:34] <mArs_> slash was thinkin about you while you were showering
1334[21:53:50] <FE2> who showers at 10pm
1335[21:53:51] <FE2> wtf
1336[21:53:58] <NaiWiste> that's a bit out of context
1337[21:54:05] <NaiWiste> slash can explain
1338[21:54:08] <FE2> FAKENEWS!
1339[21:54:11] <mArs_> i used to smoke joints in the tub
1340[21:54:15] <mArs_> it was heaven
1341[21:54:18] <NaiWiste> |\| where are you?
1342[21:54:47] <mArs_> at night
1343[21:55:03] <FE2> almost heaven
1344[21:57:06] <FE2> https://deadspin.com/put-lou-williams-in-the-hall-of-fame-for-what-he-just-d-1834069600?utm_medium=socialflow&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter
1345[21:57:09] <eN-nfo> Title: Put Lou Williams In The Hall Of Fame For What He Just Did To The Warriors
1346[21:57:29] <mArs_> !tsearch sweet lou
1347[21:57:30] <sportsnws> @Iam_XIV (DJ Yap): SWEET LOU IS A PROFESSIONAL BUCKET GETTER ????? https://t.co/TEbUDDq9Ep (26s ago)
1348[21:57:47] <mArs_> i enjoyed him while he was a la laker
1349[21:57:59] <FE2> Oilers are like 32 pts are betta
1350[21:57:59] <FE2> https://www.cbsnews.com/pictures/the-biggest-chokes-in-sports-history/18/
1351[21:58:02] <eN-nfo> Title: The Oilers blow it - The biggest chokes in sports history - Pictures - CBS News
1352[21:58:27] <mArs_> that was even before the 2 pt conversion
1353[21:58:55] <mArs_> !tsearch choke
1354[21:58:57] <sportsnws> @RashmiVinaySut1 (chowkidar Rashmi Vinay Sutar): RT @shweta_ohri: Travel to Haridwar every year on Ramnavmi. Was a pleasant surprise this time. NH 24 Delhi Meerut expressway reduced my 7 h? (15s ago)
1355[21:58:58] <sportsnws> @Juliolara32 (Julio Lara): RT @ozielgomez_: We love a Warriors 30 pt choke ? (21s ago)
1356[22:00:02] <FE2> https://twitter.com/B1ackSchefter/status/1118029486514221057
1357[22:00:04] <sportsnws> @B1ackSchefter (BLACK ADAM SCHEFTER): Warriors needed 5 all-stars, a Finals MVP coming off the bench, a flopping Draymond & still lost to Lou Williams and Patrick Beverley. (7m ago)
1358[22:00:33] <mArs_> that 31 point lead burned down quicker than the notre dame cathedral
1359[22:00:36] <mArs_> too soon?
1360[22:01:07] <FE2> ooooooooooo damnnnnnn
1361[22:01:09] <FE2> how long that take
1362[22:01:15] <FE2> cathedral
1363[22:02:03] <mArs_> ¯\_(?)_/¯
1364[22:09:21] <Matt1> FE2, who do you think did it
1365[22:09:30] <Matt1> someone fucked up bad
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1367[22:18:03] <FE2> yup
1368[22:18:09] <FE2> KD aint finished one playoff game on the floor lol
1369[22:18:34] <phocus> lol
1370[22:19:05] <silenz> Matt1: God
1371[22:19:05] <FE2> i think the germans burnt the cathedral
1372[22:19:06] <silenz> who else
1373[22:19:27] <Matt1> always ze germans
1374[22:20:51] <FE2> wtf
1375[22:20:51] <FE2> https://www.golfdigest.com/story/gambler-who-won-dollar12-million-on-tiger-woods-2019-masters-victory-i-had-never-placed-a-bet-on-sports-in-my-life
1376[22:20:53] <eN-nfo> Title: Gambler who won $1.2 million on Tiger Woods' 2019 Masters victory: "I had never placed a bet on sports in my life" - Golf Digest
1377[22:21:06] #football: mode change '+v stixr' by dhcp!eN@dhcp-127.0.0.1.inaddr.net
1378[22:21:57] <Matt1> tiger woods's comeback is a great story
1379[22:22:02] <Matt1> he has been through hell
1380[22:22:22] <silenz> a lot of it self-induced
1381[22:22:23] <FE2> which was who's fault?!? ;p
1382[22:22:29] <silenz> goddammit fe2
1383[22:22:31] <silenz> not again
1384[22:22:31] <FE2> whose* ?
1385[22:22:36] <silenz> get out of my head
1386[22:22:39] <silenz> begone
1387[22:22:41] <FE2> u herman
1388[22:22:47] <Matt1> silenz, it was obviously his fault... but he pushed through
1389[22:22:47] <FE2> im in yo hea
1390[22:22:48] <FE2> im in yo head
1391[22:22:56] <FE2> still epic golf comeback
1392[22:23:02] <FE2> go eldrick
1393[22:23:15] <FE2> best .5 Asian athlete EVER!
1394[22:23:24] <mArs_> heh
1395[22:23:40] <mArs_> isn't he part thai
1396[22:24:22] <mArs_> now i'm craving gai yang
1397[22:25:22] <mArs_> it's actually the sauce hat comes with it that i love
1398[22:25:28] <silenz> he came out and said he was uh
1399[22:25:32] <silenz> colocolasian?
1400[22:25:36] <silenz> colacolasian?
1401[22:25:43] <silenz> i don't remember how to spell the shit he made up
1402[22:25:58] <FE2> tom yum yummy
1403[22:26:21] <silenz> Cablinasian
1404[22:26:26] <FE2> are you saying his mom worked at some orchid place mars?
1405[22:26:33] <mArs_> heh
1406[22:26:42] <silenz> wtf happened to his mom
1407[22:26:46] <mArs_> let's just say she's got season tickets tot he patriots
1408[22:26:47] <silenz> did she die before his dad?
1409[22:26:48] <FE2> did u see dis silenz?
1410[22:26:50] <FE2> https://www.theroot.com/i-m-not-black-i-m-tiger-1834050594
1411[22:26:51] <eN-nfo> Title: Tiger Won the Masters, So Why Do Black People Care So Much?
1412[22:27:05] <FE2> his mom was there next to his restaurant manager and 2 kids
1413[22:27:19] <FE2> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRWC0frKeNU
1414[22:27:19] <eN-nfo> Title: Tiger Woods celebrates with kids, mom and girlfriend after Masters win - YouTube
1415[22:27:20] <silenz> haha
1416[22:27:25] <silenz> great throwback to OJ's quote
1417[22:28:03] <FE2> what OJ SAY
1418[22:28:03] <silenz> I'm not black I'm OJ
1419[22:28:03] <FE2> https://www.vox.com/videos/2019/4/15/18306644/boeing-737-max-crash-video
1420[22:28:03] <mArs_> dis glove don't fit
1421[22:28:03] <eN-nfo> Title: vox-mark
1422[22:28:03] <FE2> ooooh
1423[22:28:11] <Matt1> oj was innocent. he wrote a book. case closed.
1424[22:28:29] <FE2> more old white guys buy TW merch cuz aint no kids wearing AIR TIGERs yo
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1426[22:29:41] <silenz> that link is funny FE2
1427[22:29:44] <Matt1> fe2 has several tiger woods boxer briefs
1428[22:29:46] <mArs_> !tsearchboogie
1429[22:29:49] <mArs_> !tsearch boogie
1430[22:29:51] <sportsnws> @DFS_Donkey (DFS DONKEY): @NateDuncanNBA Lol, the people saying that this was Kerr?s fault are complete morons.  The Warriors lost Boogie, go? https://t.co/gjKprRYvl2 (22s ago)
1431[22:29:52] <sportsnws> @YuPPitsJustin (Justin Castro): RT @BleacherReport: Boogie heads to the locker room after an apparent leg injury.  Hope the big fella is okay. https://t.co/tW2Yd4vdaR (25s ago)
1432[22:30:02] <Matt1> he's trying to bid em up
1433[22:30:09] <FE2> hah silenz
1434[22:30:11] <Matt1> ebay sale, used underwear ooo weee
1435[22:30:25] <FE2> u sick puppy
1436[22:30:50] <mArs_> don't they have used panties in vending machines in japan
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1438[22:31:04] <mArs_> or is that an urban legend
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1442[22:32:37] <FE2> well thats where nai gets his from
1443[22:34:44] <mArs_> then he puts his stinky boxers in the coke machine
1444[22:34:56] <mArs_> he doesn't really understand how this system works
1445[22:35:17] #football: mode change '+v mike|OG' by catz!meow@meow.meow.meeeeowww.crazycat.ro
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1447[22:36:28] <FE2> lol
1448[22:36:50] <Matt1> how can you put boxers in a coke machine? i'm impressed
1449[22:37:06] <FE2> azns can do neat things
1450[22:37:10] <mArs_> heh
1451[22:38:50] <mArs_> i knew this kid in high school (1990s) that would use clear tape on a dollar bill
1452[22:38:57] <mArs_> he'd insert it into the machine.. yank it out
1453[22:39:03] <mArs_> get free sodas and change back
1454[22:39:17] <mArs_> he'd give away the soda and still make $
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1456[22:39:42] <Matt1> where did he put the tape
1457[22:39:49] <mArs_> on the very end of the bill
1458[22:39:52] <Matt1> most vending machines scan the four corners of the bill
1459[22:40:02] <mArs_> not back then
1460[22:40:10] <Matt1> how did the clear tape help him remove the bill from the machine
1461[22:40:23] <mArs_> all i know is that it worked
1462[22:40:31] <FE2> o
1463[22:40:57] <mArs_> he had mastered the technique
1464[22:41:41] <mArs_> i saw him do it a few times
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1468[22:52:23] Action: Matt1 steals mArs_'s change
1469[22:52:49] <mArs_> i'd give it to you if a few quarters really improved your life
1470[22:53:09] <mArs_> you needn't steal my pocket change, my friend
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1472[22:57:41] <Matt1> those pot pies tho
1473[22:57:58] <mArs_> i had one last night... a bigly one. took 8 minutes to microwave
1474[23:01:46] <Towner> salt and warm water
1475[23:01:51] <Towner> down the coin slot
1476[23:02:00] <mArs_> giggity
1477[23:02:17] <Towner> broke those analog soda machines in the 80s/90s
1478[23:02:33] <mArs_> oh really
1479[23:02:46] <Towner> made em spit out lots of change and several sodas at a time
1480[23:02:57] <Towner> we done it all the time
1481[23:03:02] <mArs_> nice
1482[23:03:12] <mArs_> how much salt
1483[23:03:23] <Towner> bout half a cup
1484[23:03:34] <Towner> probably could've took even less
1485[23:03:46] <Towner> i just wanted to make sure ;p
1486[23:04:02] <mArs_> is it because of the weight of the salt triggered something
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1491[23:04:37] <mArs_> simulated coins being inserted?
1492[23:05:14] <mArs_> i know that they had mechanisms to reject fake coins
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1494[23:09:02] <Towner> look lol            https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/salt-water-solution/
1495[23:09:02] <eN-nfo> Title: FACT CHECK: Salt Water and Vending Machines
1496[23:09:23] <Towner> How to Rob Pop Machines for Money and Pop
1497[23:09:23] <Towner> Take an empty 2 litre bottle of pop and fill it with lukewarm water.
1498[23:09:23] <Towner> Then put about a good 1/2 cup of salt in and mix it up real well. Go
1499[23:09:23] <Towner> find a fairly deserted pop machine late at night, and make a
1500[23:09:23] <Towner> funnel with a rolled up newspaper. Then stick the
1501[23:09:24] <Towner> funnel in the slot where you deposit your money, and slowly start
1502[23:09:25] <Towner> pouring the salt water into the coin slot (get a brave friend to do this).
1503[23:09:26] <Towner> The water will run down the METAL and into the coin box. In the coin
1504[23:09:27] <Towner> box, there are two little ?switches?. One gives out pop when it is
1505[23:09:28] <Towner> activated, and the other gives out change. When the water runs down in
1506[23:09:30] <Towner> between them, the water conducts electricity and short circuits them.
1507[23:09:30] <Towner> The pop machine will then start to randomly shoot out pop and money.
1508[23:09:31] <Towner> we done this shit all the time
1509[23:10:21] <Towner> i personally used to do it a lot   and it worked everytime
1510[23:10:26] <mArs_> three youngsters arrested and charged for salting in Macomb County, Michigan, had 154 cans of pop in their possession
1511[23:10:39] <Towner> circa 1988-1992
1512[23:10:45] <mArs_> that sounds about right
1513[23:10:51] <Towner> we never got caught tho
1514[23:10:58] <mArs_> my buddy was using a simple dollar and clear tape torob machines
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1516[23:11:28] <Towner> cant be doing the shit when there's too many ppl around
1517[23:11:35] <mArs_> they brought in machines the year after my buddy raked in all the coinage
1518[23:11:38] <Towner> only whoever's with u
1519[23:11:42] <mArs_> updated tech of course
1520[23:11:47] <Towner> of course
1521[23:12:04] <mArs_> those were the days, Towner
1522[23:12:14] <Towner> this was during the time most machines were analog w/o dollar slots
1523[23:12:23] <mArs_> yup
1524[23:13:02] <Towner> lol i didnt know it was inspired by an old MacGyver episode
1525[23:13:09] <mArs_> at worst, these vending companies lost a few cases of soda and maybe 50 bucks each machine
1526[23:13:11] <Towner> the original series
1527[23:13:25] <mArs_> if they were slow to catch on
1528[23:13:51] <Towner> once u injected the salt water... it took like 3-15 min to take effect
1529[23:14:05] <Towner> then u'd just push a soda button
1530[23:14:15] <mArs_> nice
1531[23:14:21] <Towner> about 5-9 sodas would dispense at once
1532[23:14:45] <Towner> and quarters, nickels, dimes would fall out the return change slot
1533[23:14:49] <mArs_> i have this recurrign dream of getting tons fo free soda from machines heh
1534[23:14:52] <Towner> like hittin the jackpot
1535[23:14:54] <mArs_> recurring
1536[23:15:16] <Towner> u could keep pushing the buttons until all the sodas (and change) were emptied
1537[23:15:23] <mArs_> kind of a weird thing to dream about
1538[23:15:32] <Towner> lol
1539[23:15:57] <mArs_> i never heard of the salting trick 
1540[23:16:05] <mArs_> just the tape on dollar trick
1541[23:17:06] <Towner> i think the purpose of the salt was so too dry up the water/moisture from the componentry quicker
1542[23:17:28] <Towner> so it would only render a brief malfunction and not render the machine useless afterwards
1543[23:17:31] <mArs_> but it could have been mechanical
1544[23:17:33] <Towner> just an educated guess  :\
1545[23:17:52] <mArs_> like, the salt woould sit on a lever simulating a coin inserted
1546[23:17:53] <Towner> the water alone would just short circuit the key parts
1547[23:18:00] <mArs_> but it needed enough salt to put weight on it
1548[23:18:22] <Towner> yeah, maybe
1549[23:18:27] <Towner> makes sense
1550[23:18:32] <Towner> i never looked into it
1551[23:18:37] <Towner> just done it
1552[23:18:40] <mArs_> heh
1553[23:18:43] <Towner> went for broke
1554[23:18:47] <Towner> ;p
1555[23:18:50] <mArs_> pepsi or coke
1556[23:19:01] <Towner> w/e was in there
1557[23:19:04] <mArs_> heh
1558[23:19:23] <mArs_>  i remember downing cans of hawaiin punch
1559[23:19:31] <mArs_> usually durng basketbal practice
1560[23:19:34] <Towner> it dispensed variety at random tho
1561[23:19:40] <Towner> no matter which selection u made
1562[23:19:44] <mArs_> oh
1563[23:19:59] <Towner> at least the ones i dealt with
1564[23:20:05] <mArs_> these days machines have water along with soda
1565[23:20:16] <mArs_> but back then it was all good stuff
1566[23:20:24] <Towner> yep
1567[23:20:34] <Towner> these were all can machines
1568[23:20:40] <mArs_> yup
1569[23:20:49] <Towner> never tried it on bottle vends
1570[23:20:52] <mArs_> yeah i don't think they had bottles vending machines in the 90s
1571[23:20:54] <Towner> those came a little later anyway
1572[23:21:01] <mArs_> yup
1573[23:21:10] <Towner> I never seen a bottle machine (personally) in the 80s
1574[23:21:19] <mArs_> right
1575[23:21:39] <mArs_> well, in the 80s the small bottles were all glass
1576[23:21:45] <mArs_> only the 2 liters were plastic
1577[23:21:55] <Towner> yup
1578[23:22:58] <mArs_> time for bed... fun chatting with you, Towner
1579[23:42:21] <illlogic> jags tho
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