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3Presenting
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7Welcome to dick
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11You got it show where everything is a contest
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15How do you live
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19From a mountain in the city of failure I am your hosting Masters in with me is always a Sean hello
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23What's up buddy
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27Today
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31Is it
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3550 episodes dude
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39Oh that big day
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43Steve ing episodes to help us celebrate quit that
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47Picture of I know my God
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51Man it from
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55From the cernovich episode 2 now feels like a blur when was cernovich
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59Like a big world wind and was 18
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63He was 19
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67What does cernovich came on to give me legal advice
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71Cernovich
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75The kindness of his heart
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79Came on this show
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83To give me legal advice
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87With my
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91With my with my defamation case
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95Whenever you finish it all over it
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99I'm so rude for no reason and a stereo Kenosha
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103Play all over no reason awesome new phrase going on a girl's titties
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107Weather today is the
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111What did Jeff say that describe sexual assault
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115Open Season 2 the live show I know it's put if that's been less than a month after when she disappeared
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119Someone's looking around I was like where is that loud voice
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123Oh that's right I literally just appeared after the live show I ripped like it was your moment
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127How you tore your pants off you have
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135Singing the santas
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139The worst
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143The worst
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147Designed
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151Santa truck
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155What can sing along ever done with the words appearing like
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159Like a Speed Run 4 Mario maker like them
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163Move them up to the top because they were at the bottom behind our chairs at first so at Philly Road
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167Play We projected asterios as movie which was
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171Is the Santa
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175Peacock sing-along of America jingle
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179And when we played it
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183The words with the very bottom
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187So it was just it was lighting the words are on the chair
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191We should do it again move it to the top
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195And let's do it again so we can see the
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199But then we get the words back it was
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203Words flashing the instant they're supposed to be sung so it was like
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207It was like physically
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211Biologically impossible for you to see the word
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215Process it hook it up with a Melody that you know your whole life and then start singing it in time sorry
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2193400 nanoseconds pass
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223You like
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227Everybody who everybody was in everyone's draw already drunk
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231To top it off
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235Are
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239Roastmaster
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243Did not know the words to his own song
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247In my defense I did not write those words
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255Sandpaper Rotom
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259Also what have you guys designed a lot of sing along videos in your time it's my first ever sing along videos
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263Play mailed out of the gate
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267So sorry and I never will which is why I can always make fun of this
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271Never try once you start making fun of something you can never try to do it
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275You cannot like the second you start criticizing how it up to and you saw me ing
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279Canadian real ing ass off cuz that you can never criticize again
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283Going to Roger Ebert inside of make a movie that they're criticizing Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
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287Is Roger Corman
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291It's like a soft core porno
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295Olivia road and it wasn't good
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299It wasn't he was giving a thumbs up let's see although someone something go up someone that movie
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303But long story short I've learned how to make a bouncing matix hat
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307So the next time we do it there will be a bouncing ball and will be Georgia
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311What where did you go you disappeared I had to finish my taxes none of that was a joke
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315I had until 3 a.m.
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319Jacuzzi
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323Midnight California time to get my extension in
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327Cuz I hadn't received
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331Some paperwork I needed until like
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335Eureka
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339And I was busy writing things and doing things and find a guy
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343Santa costume in all this shit
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347What cause I forgot what kind of comedian are you that you would forgo attention
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351For a financial plan
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355You literally saw the taxes on my computer it'll do well it just know too well adjusted for me
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359Anyway he's got a patreon in a biweekly podcast podcast
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363Hanging out afterward too
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367There was like
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371Hundreds of people there
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375I'm not kidding I will actually believe him
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379Of course you do why would I make that up
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383Why would I make the you don't think I want to go party I took the next day off work so I can get so God damn drunk
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387So high on taxes literally in a hotel room like
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391My girlfriend's like command you had a great show come to bed like I can't
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395ing taxes
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399Tell me how do you think I can afford this hotel room this hotel room
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403Is it worth it
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407Did you check your taxes done I got the
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411Extension
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415So now I had to finish my taxes by October next live show I'm going out all night
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419I think we're doing portlander
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423I don't want to Portland and Chicago
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427The combo
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431I like one one app
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435You just get up to Portland get over
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439Scott Stuart
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443Yeah
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447So come to both
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451I'm going
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455Jamie Lynn Hughes
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459Like well
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463You could have
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467Give him a little lead time
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471With the words on your sing along
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475But then again it wouldn't be
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479Stumbling pants falling off truck and shitshow if that like that was the
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483The correct media file was the brown M&M
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487Of the show like how Metallica would used to have like only Brown Eminem's in their Rider I can give you the real
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491Story and we all know but you didn't buy
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495By the way
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499So they showed up and it wasn't the brown M&M Jose day like we have no idea what's
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503Spin
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507They said no yeah they said no brown or green M&Ms it was because yeah because they had like a revolutionary
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511We're like 3 moving parts or pyrotech
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515All this kind of stuff really dangerous shit that
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519Yes so yes if that was ignored in the writer than they thought
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523Phuc what else might not have
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527Can you believe those
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531What's $25 pants
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535I couldn't believe it you can't play and stuff like that I found a
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539$25 Santa Claus costume
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543And the pants were literally made out of felt and they could not stop falling down I'm right I tried to tear them they fell
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547Portuguese
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551But why didn't you find out
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555We're going to fall down before you came on stage
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559We got a big ass fetish porn
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563Bed got a big day today we got a lot of special calls
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567I'm not special
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571People Center in Redford
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575Scott sent one in
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579Phone Losers
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583Prank calls that we're going to
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587Pause my fantasy
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591I love prank calls more than anything else so fun yeah
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595Liam
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599We got to talk about the
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603Asterios kokkinos
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607Versus War of the
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611Stereo
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615The sneaky Greek
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619The minoan bull the Raging
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623Greek Bowl
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627Global unleash a can of austerity all over here who will send you into a Labyrinth of pain
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631Turn austerity not liberals liberals believe in more government spending
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635Conservative sees us anyway
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639Obviously I'm really good
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643To see the Hat I'm wearing
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647Sick
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651Yeah it's a boxer
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655Cap I've seen them in movie it's a trainer's cats like that
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659You got 2 more than cost
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663Fat guy this isn't like dressing up for Comic-Con
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667You ever Comic-Con is deadly serious I don't like from the harder than fighting
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671Let me lay this out for you real quick
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675Up with this now or later I need to talk about it later I want to talk about him makes me arrange to it cuz we like
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679Cuz there's a very strict format
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687Age 30 minutes
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691Bits and jokes and then 30 min
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695Tap the show
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703Michelle
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707We got a big day today cuz we're doing a bonus episode
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711Right after
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715Where I have got to talk
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719Nuclear
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723I
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727I teased it at the
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731Only only because of the stereos I wouldn't have even remembered
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735Yeah
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739So not now I know what you're talking
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743But it's it's already I have the nuclear
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747Gospel
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751And it was supposed to be a deterrent
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755And it's supposed it was supposed to be the my doctor Strangelove Ian Armageddon the mutually assured
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759Distraction the war to end all wars been ing trigger
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763And I will tell you this I don't want I'm not going to talk about it this episode because lot of people don't like
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767I don't like
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771Stop
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775This happens
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779Just going to mention it we'll talk about it then
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787I called into
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791She got called in
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795Are you talking to
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799People are always talking with well
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803Here's what I've heard
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807Here's what I've heard
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811That 80s girl has had to go to
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815We feel that her employment
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819I could tell them
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823There are these turds orbiting me in their phuc
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827I've heard that
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831She's had conference hell yeah
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835So this happened
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839Nobody wants
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843And I never it's like a we need to talk but for work
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847Never say never help you out
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851I think never give you the
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855Hey it's about this
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859Even though
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863Even though it wouldn't cost them anything
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867The Dare program not to do so
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871Slique go by this
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875You do not tell them anything we need it's like a doctor who won't give you your
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879Any
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883Inkling of your test results over the
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887The phone yeah why
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89000:11:20,959 --> 00:11:21,727
891Just give me
892
893224
89400:11:21,983 --> 00:11:22,751
895Give me a taste
896
897225
89800:11:23,519 --> 00:11:28,895
899If I go get an STD test don't leave a message and say call us back
900
901226
90200:11:29,663 --> 00:11:35,807
903Give me a ing give me a hint or something like that maybe sound a little happier than normal it at the answer
904
905227
90600:11:36,063 --> 00:11:42,207
907Riley going to call back can't wait to talk to you when I say I know that's not age
908
909228
91000:11:42,463 --> 00:11:48,607
911It's because no one could can't wait to talk to me give me something
912
913229
91400:11:48,863 --> 00:11:49,887
915Can you know what I mean lawyers
916
917230
91800:11:50,143 --> 00:11:51,167
919Always because of the lawyers
920
921231
92200:11:51,935 --> 00:11:55,263
923Intentional infliction of emotional distress
924
925232
92600:11:55,519 --> 00:11:56,031
927Whatever
928
929233
93000:11:56,287 --> 00:12:00,895
931Their assholes are all ing assholes at least make it feel like it begins with ag
932
933234
93400:12:01,151 --> 00:12:02,431
935Rhymes with Rhonda
936
937235
93800:12:02,943 --> 00:12:09,087
939Spike making funny you give clues or something single word jumble send me on an on a national
940
941236
94200:12:09,343 --> 00:12:10,623
943Treasure Style
944
945237
94600:12:10,879 --> 00:12:12,159
947If it's bad
948
949238
95000:12:12,415 --> 00:12:13,695
951Send me on a quest
952
953239
95400:12:13,951 --> 00:12:17,535
955So at least I think I figure it least I get the feeling that I figured out a puzzle
956
957240
95800:12:17,791 --> 00:12:19,071
959Can I find out I have
960
961241
96200:12:19,583 --> 00:12:20,095
963Gonorrhea
964
965242
96600:12:20,607 --> 00:12:21,631
967Are chlamydia
968
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97000:12:21,887 --> 00:12:23,167
971Write at least send me an appointment
972
973244
97400:12:24,447 --> 00:12:25,471
975She gets called into the office
976
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97800:12:26,751 --> 00:12:27,519
979Apparently
980
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98200:12:28,287 --> 00:12:28,799
983Someone
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985247
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987Called
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989248
99000:12:30,335 --> 00:12:30,847
991Filed
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99400:12:37,503 --> 00:12:39,807
995File the complaint that same person had been calling
996
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99800:12:40,063 --> 00:12:41,599
999Multiple multiples
1000
1001251
100200:12:45,951 --> 00:12:47,487
1003I saw different teachers know
1004
1005252
100600:12:47,743 --> 00:12:49,535
1007Jesse Ventura
1008
1009253
101000:12:49,791 --> 00:12:50,559
1011Had been calling Mall
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101400:12:50,815 --> 00:12:54,399
1015Multiple schools multiple schools with that were in a similar like multiple
1016
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101800:12:54,655 --> 00:12:55,935
1019Of the same name
1020
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102200:12:56,959 --> 00:12:59,775
1023Trying to find her yet and reporting her cuz there's like
1024
1025257
102600:13:00,031 --> 00:13:06,175
1027Is our connect one business and it
1028
1029258
103000:13:07,711 --> 00:13:09,247
1031David filing complaints up and down
1032
1033259
103400:13:11,551 --> 00:13:12,319
1035And I
1036
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103800:13:12,831 --> 00:13:13,343
1039Saw
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1043The redacted
1044
1045262
104600:13:16,927 --> 00:13:17,695
1047I'm playing thank God
1048
1049263
105000:13:18,463 --> 00:13:20,255
1051Long time ago when things started
1052
1053264
105400:13:21,023 --> 00:13:21,535
1055City
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1057265
105800:13:22,303 --> 00:13:22,815
1059Is podcast
1060
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106200:13:25,119 --> 00:13:25,631
1063Hibachi
1064
1065267
106600:13:26,655 --> 00:13:27,679
1067Can front of it said hey
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1069268
107000:13:28,191 --> 00:13:29,215
1071Just want you guys to know
1072
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107400:13:30,495 --> 00:13:32,031
1075These people are talking about
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107800:13:32,287 --> 00:13:32,799
1079Coming
1080
1081271
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1083Boyfriend
1084
1085272
108600:13:38,175 --> 00:13:38,687
1087Are the people involved
1088
1089273
109000:13:38,943 --> 00:13:39,455
1091Alden the show
1092
1093274
109400:13:39,967 --> 00:13:41,759
1095This is what they want to let you guys know so you're not
1096
1097275
109800:13:42,783 --> 00:13:43,551
1099They've done it to me
1100
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110200:13:44,063 --> 00:13:44,575
11033 time
1104
1105277
110600:13:45,087 --> 00:13:45,599
1107So you
1108
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111000:13:46,367 --> 00:13:51,231
1111I have dive Tashan I want to talk about this on the bonus episode but I just want to say
1112
1113279
111400:13:51,743 --> 00:13:52,767
1115I've looked at the transcript
1116
1117280
111800:13:53,279 --> 00:13:54,047
1119Of the complaint
1120
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112200:13:55,071 --> 00:13:55,583
1123Standard Quest
1124
1125282
112600:13:57,119 --> 00:13:58,143
1127Are you a parent now
1128
1129283
113000:13:58,655 --> 00:14:01,215
1131Do you are you involved in any way no
1132
1133284
113400:14:01,471 --> 00:14:02,495
1135And the person went on
1136
1137285
113800:14:03,263 --> 00:14:04,543
1139Outlandish
1140
1141286
114200:14:05,055 --> 00:14:05,567
1143Rant
1144
1145287
114600:14:05,823 --> 00:14:06,335
1147About
1148
1149288
115000:14:06,847 --> 00:14:07,615
1151Distribute
1152
1153289
115400:14:07,871 --> 00:14:09,663
1155Making stuff up I know she's
1156
1157290
115800:14:09,919 --> 00:14:10,943
1159Should be rounded
1160
1161291
116200:14:11,199 --> 00:14:16,575
1163Crazy like all these it's a danger you're endangering your soon as I'm in there like what what do you like what do you have
1164
1165292
116600:14:16,831 --> 00:14:18,367
1167What's your connection what's your yeah
1168
1169293
117000:14:18,623 --> 00:14:19,135
1171And she said
1172
1173294
117400:14:19,391 --> 00:14:23,999
1175Well she's like part of this group that's been harassing me and my boyfriend
1176
1177295
117800:14:24,511 --> 00:14:25,535
1179So the operator goes
1180
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118200:14:31,423 --> 00:14:32,191
1183Your name
1184
1185297
118600:14:36,031 --> 00:14:38,079
1187When I saw the transcript I saw
1188
1189298
119000:14:40,639 --> 00:14:41,151
1191Redacted
1192
1193299
119400:14:43,711 --> 00:14:45,503
1195So I think it's time for the nuclear blast bomb
1196
1197300
119800:14:45,759 --> 00:14:48,831
1199Which will be talking about in the bonus episode I don't want to drag this one down
1200
1201301
120200:14:49,599 --> 00:14:50,623
1203I'm just I just want to mention
1204
1205302
120600:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,415
1207Because that's where we're at right
1208
1209303
121000:14:53,439 --> 00:14:54,719
1211That's where we're ing at
1212
1213304
121400:14:54,975 --> 00:14:55,999
1215Where we are in the world
1216
1217305
121800:14:57,023 --> 00:14:58,047
1219Weird people
1220
1221306
122200:14:58,303 --> 00:15:00,095
1223I'm not protect you
1224
1225307
122600:15:00,351 --> 00:15:01,119
1227From assholes
1228
1229308
123000:15:02,143 --> 00:15:04,447
1231But I happen to know how to turn that
1232
1233309
123400:15:05,983 --> 00:15:06,751
1235Into a house
1236
1237310
123800:15:08,799 --> 00:15:09,311
1239That's it
1240
1241311
124200:15:09,567 --> 00:15:11,359
1243That's all that's all I want to say about it now
1244
1245312
124600:15:11,615 --> 00:15:13,407
1247Do you want to add something to stereos
1248
1249313
125000:15:13,663 --> 00:15:14,175
1251Barry
1252
1253314
125400:15:15,455 --> 00:15:16,479
1255Making me
1256
1257315
125800:15:16,735 --> 00:15:18,271
1259Really been ing pissing me off
1260
1261316
126200:15:19,551 --> 00:15:21,855
1263It's been pissing everybody off
1264
1265317
126600:15:22,111 --> 00:15:28,255
1267Because you can't stop it there's nothing you can do to stop somebody from ing you over and once it
1268
1269318
127000:15:28,511 --> 00:15:29,023
1271What's out there
1272
1273319
127400:15:29,279 --> 00:15:30,559
1275It's on the person
1276
1277320
127800:15:30,815 --> 00:15:32,095
1279To attempt to undo it
1280
1281321
128200:15:32,863 --> 00:15:33,631
1283Mdlinx
1284
1285322
128600:15:34,143 --> 00:15:40,287
1287But you have to go through to go through the system that is not designed to protect you
1288
1289323
129000:15:40,543 --> 00:15:42,591
1291Nobody puts there's nobody out there
1292
1293324
129400:15:42,847 --> 00:15:43,615
1295Pictures of the
1296
1297325
129800:15:43,871 --> 00:15:45,919
1299Start the sad fact of the world
1300
1301326
130200:15:46,175 --> 00:15:50,527
1303Is that all of these cops to protect and serve it is an illusion
1304
1305327
130600:15:51,039 --> 00:15:52,831
1307Because when you're getting ed with
1308
1309328
131000:15:53,343 --> 00:15:54,623
1311Nobody is there for you
1312
1313329
131400:15:55,391 --> 00:15:55,903
1315No butt
1316
1317330
131800:15:56,671 --> 00:15:57,439
1319Anime
1320
1321331
132200:15:57,951 --> 00:15:58,975
1323Happening to her
1324
1325332
132600:15:59,231 --> 00:16:00,511
1327Happening to estereos
1328
1329333
133000:16:01,023 --> 00:16:03,327
1331I'm going to try my damndest
1332
1333334
133400:16:03,583 --> 00:16:05,631
1335Turn it into something
1336
1337335
133800:16:06,911 --> 00:16:07,935
1339To turn it into some
1340
1341336
134200:16:08,191 --> 00:16:09,215
1343Something so we're talking about it in the
1344
1345337
134600:16:10,751 --> 00:16:12,287
1347Only I was going to say is this
1348
1349338
135000:16:13,055 --> 00:16:15,359
1351There is absolutely no hyperbole at work here
1352
1353339
135400:16:15,871 --> 00:16:17,663
1355This is absolutely happening
1356
1357340
135800:16:18,175 --> 00:16:20,223
1359People are absolutely going after
1360
1361341
136200:16:20,735 --> 00:16:21,247
1363Rjabs
1364
1365342
136600:16:22,015 --> 00:16:24,831
1367What time I know the people have contacted
1368
1369343
137000:16:25,087 --> 00:16:26,367
1371People that you work with
1372
1373344
137400:16:27,647 --> 00:16:28,159
1375Three of us
1376
1377345
137800:16:28,671 --> 00:16:29,439
1379This isn't a joke
1380
1381346
138200:16:29,951 --> 00:16:31,999
1383This is an employer for podcast drama
1384
1385347
138600:16:32,255 --> 00:16:33,791
1387This is a serious ing thing
1388
1389348
139000:16:34,047 --> 00:16:35,327
1391And if you don't believe us
1392
1393349
139400:16:36,607 --> 00:16:37,119
1395Go fuck yourself
1396
1397350
139800:16:37,375 --> 00:16:38,655
1399Let's have some fun
1400
1401351
140200:16:38,911 --> 00:16:40,447
1403But yeah let's have some fun we'll talk about it
1404
1405352
140600:16:41,727 --> 00:16:43,007
1407You're just making me rage this
1408
1409353
141000:16:45,055 --> 00:16:46,335
1411Does anybody else
1412
1413354
141400:16:48,639 --> 00:16:49,663
1415Not even know what to call it
1416
1417355
141800:16:50,175 --> 00:16:50,687
1419It's like
1420
1421356
142200:16:50,943 --> 00:16:51,711
1423A spot
1424
1425357
142600:16:52,735 --> 00:16:53,759
1427On your leg
1428
1429358
143000:16:54,271 --> 00:16:56,063
1431That constantly itches
1432
1433359
143400:16:56,575 --> 00:16:58,111
1435But it like never heals
1436
1437360
143800:16:58,623 --> 00:17:02,719
1439Is this is this like I don't mean to be like the gross kid in class
1440
1441361
144200:17:02,975 --> 00:17:04,255
1443But I swear to God
1444
1445362
144600:17:04,511 --> 00:17:06,815
1447From sliding so much in baseball
1448
1449363
145000:17:07,071 --> 00:17:08,863
1451And doing so many ing Sports
1452
1453364
145400:17:09,119 --> 00:17:09,887
1455I've got this
1456
1457365
145800:17:10,143 --> 00:17:10,655
1459Spot
1460
1461366
146200:17:10,911 --> 00:17:11,935
1463On my knee
1464
1465367
146600:17:12,191 --> 00:17:13,983
1467Like the front side of my knee
1468
1469368
147000:17:14,495 --> 00:17:20,639
1471It is best just itches constantly sometimes like eczema I don't know what it is
1472
1473369
147400:17:20,895 --> 00:17:21,407
1475Sing me insane
1476
1477370
147800:17:21,663 --> 00:17:26,783
1479Like it's like the strawberry that just won't go away from baseball I don't know
1480
1481371
148200:17:27,039 --> 00:17:29,343
1483I don't know what fish is I'm sitting there
1484
1485372
148600:17:29,599 --> 00:17:32,415
1487Play trying to ignore it I'm sitting at wearing jeans
1488
1489373
149000:17:32,671 --> 00:17:37,023
1491Trying to ignore this thing like every once in a while giving it a little scratch on thinking is this
1492
1493374
149400:17:37,279 --> 00:17:40,095
1495Is this like the is this like some kind of stigmata
1496
1497375
149800:17:40,607 --> 00:17:41,887
1499From having played Sports
1500
1501376
150200:17:42,399 --> 00:17:43,167
1503In school
1504
1505377
150600:17:43,423 --> 00:17:44,191
1507Now I got this
1508
1509378
151000:17:44,447 --> 00:17:45,215
1511God damn
1512
1513379
151400:17:45,471 --> 00:17:51,103
1515Never ending ever lasting strawberry on my knee for the rest of my life that won't ing go away
1516
1517380
151800:17:51,871 --> 00:17:52,639
1519Emma
1520
1521381
152200:17:52,895 --> 00:17:59,039
1523Like it like it like a splinter and it's been going on for ever been going on forever does anybody else have this am I crazy
1524
1525382
152600:17:59,295 --> 00:18:00,319
1527I don't have to listen
1528
1529383
153000:18:00,575 --> 00:18:01,343
1531I never played
1532
1533384
153400:18:02,111 --> 00:18:03,391
1535And I don't have a Cheney
1536
1537385
153800:18:04,159 --> 00:18:05,439
1539Which confirms your theory
1540
1541386
154200:18:05,695 --> 00:18:10,303
1543Yeah fortunately Sportsman's injury
1544
1545387
154600:18:10,559 --> 00:18:11,583
1547Speaking Sports
1548
1549388
155000:18:12,607 --> 00:18:13,119
1551I can really suck
1552
1553389
155400:18:14,399 --> 00:18:15,167
1555Yeah you can
1556
1557390
155800:18:15,423 --> 00:18:16,191
1559Notices
1560
1561391
156200:18:16,447 --> 00:18:17,215
1563But I know it's witches
1564
1565392
156600:18:17,727 --> 00:18:21,567
1567Are you sure have you ever watched it
1568
1569393
157000:18:22,079 --> 00:18:22,847
1571It's the most
1572
1573394
157400:18:23,615 --> 00:18:24,383
1575Addictive shit
1576
1577395
157800:18:26,943 --> 00:18:29,503
1579It's the most addictive got like I will sit there
1580
1581396
158200:18:29,759 --> 00:18:31,807
1583I have been sick I can't stop watching it now
1584
1585397
158600:18:32,063 --> 00:18:33,599
1587I can't stop watching
1588
1589398
159000:18:34,879 --> 00:18:36,927
1591Face these these guys who are is
1592
1593399
159400:18:37,439 --> 00:18:38,975
1595Just sing there like mannequins
1596
1597400
159800:18:39,743 --> 00:18:40,255
1599Playing
1600
1601401
160200:18:40,511 --> 00:18:43,071
1603The most impossible ridiculous
1604
1605402
160600:18:43,327 --> 00:18:45,119
1607Mario games courses
1608
1609403
161000:18:45,631 --> 00:18:46,143
1611Like
1612
1613404
161400:18:46,655 --> 00:18:49,215
1615Like it like playing it obsessively
1616
1617405
161800:18:49,471 --> 00:18:50,751
1619Like an insane asylum
1620
1621406
162200:18:51,007 --> 00:18:53,311
1623I just like I can't walk I can't look away
1624
1625407
162600:18:53,567 --> 00:18:55,615
1627I just have to have this goddamn thing
1628
1629408
163000:18:55,871 --> 00:18:59,711
1631On all week it's driving me ing crazy I got sucked into twitch
1632
1633409
163400:19:00,479 --> 00:19:05,855
1635Don't if you have not if you're not on it don't get on it not going to you can't shine you can't get away
1636
1637410
163800:19:06,111 --> 00:19:11,999
1639Okay so about what I do all of my problem like I'm instead of sitting there now instead of sitting there
1640
1641411
164200:19:12,255 --> 00:19:17,119
1643Looking to apply for a video game that I'm going to pretend to play for spend 50 bucks
1644
1645412
164600:19:17,631 --> 00:19:23,775
1647Play for 3 hours realize it sucks and I never go back to it all I do is get on the hit the magic button and I'm just
1648
1649413
165000:19:24,031 --> 00:19:25,055
1651Watching people playing
1652
1653414
165400:19:25,311 --> 00:19:27,103
1655Watching someone else ing
1656
1657415
165800:19:27,359 --> 00:19:28,639
1659Like watching a guy fail
1660
1661416
166200:19:28,895 --> 00:19:35,039
1663The most frustrating part of the event that one level you can't ing play
1664
1665417
166600:19:35,295 --> 00:19:37,343
1667Criticize because you didn't do it yeah
1668
1669418
167000:19:37,599 --> 00:19:43,743
1671But you're not going to try it's crazy full circle it's the weirdest thing ever
1672
1673419
167400:19:43,999 --> 00:19:48,607
1675Never if all those like if the NFL's ratings are dropping MLB's ratings are dropping
1676
1677420
167800:19:48,863 --> 00:19:50,399
1679And they're just noticing it now
1680
1681421
168200:19:50,655 --> 00:19:51,423
1683They are ed
1684
1685422
168600:19:51,679 --> 00:19:54,495
1687Because I'm watching that thing and the only reason
1688
1689423
169000:19:54,751 --> 00:19:59,615
1691I'm trying to jump around games on it the only reason I stay so hooked
1692
1693424
169400:19:59,871 --> 00:20:02,943
1695Is because I know exactly what it's like
1696
1697425
169800:20:03,455 --> 00:20:05,247
1699To play that good of a Mario
1700
1701426
170200:20:06,527 --> 00:20:09,087
1703You know what I mean and everybody's growing up
1704
1705427
170600:20:09,343 --> 00:20:10,111
1707With that
1708
1709428
171000:20:10,623 --> 00:20:11,903
1711Shared experience
1712
1713429
171400:20:12,159 --> 00:20:12,671
1715The kid
1716
1717430
171800:20:12,927 --> 00:20:13,439
1719Like this
1720
1721431
172200:20:13,951 --> 00:20:15,231
1723I don't know you know how to
1724
1725432
172600:20:15,487 --> 00:20:18,815
1727I know how to play a Mario like the back of my hand I know
1728
1729433
173000:20:19,071 --> 00:20:24,703
1731Sport cycle I played a lot of sports and it like a little bit like I got a jog my memory
1732
1733434
173400:20:24,959 --> 00:20:29,567
1735On the rules a little bit but if they're if they're worried about ratings dropping now it's ing done
1736
1737435
173800:20:29,823 --> 00:20:35,967
1739Because that is so addicting just sitting there and watching it they're turning it it's like they're having I'm watch
1740
1741436
174200:20:36,223 --> 00:20:37,503
1743Watching two assholes
1744
1745437
174600:20:37,759 --> 00:20:40,831
1747Race on a Zelda on competing Zelda game
1748
1749438
175000:20:41,087 --> 00:20:42,111
1751And I can't play with
1752
1753439
175400:20:43,135 --> 00:20:49,279
1755It's a no swords version you're not allowed to grab the sword from the old man you have to find a way to beat Zelda without using Y
1756
1757440
175800:20:49,535 --> 00:20:55,679
1759Your sword and two people are doing it simultaneously and competitively instantly
1760
1761441
176200:20:55,935 --> 00:20:57,471
1763Instantly hooked
1764
1765442
176600:20:57,727 --> 00:20:59,263
1767On this ing thing but
1768
1769443
177000:21:00,031 --> 00:21:02,079
1771I want to turn the volume up what do I hear
1772
1773444
177400:21:02,335 --> 00:21:03,103
1775The most
1776
1777445
177800:21:03,359 --> 00:21:09,503
1779Boring announcer on the goddamn Planet which is the same problem in sports the
1780
1781446
178200:21:09,759 --> 00:21:10,271
1783Dryer
1784
1785447
178600:21:10,527 --> 00:21:16,672
1787The most but the guy with absolutely no ing insight into the good repeating shipping
1788
1789448
179000:21:16,928 --> 00:21:17,952
1791Are you saying on the screen
1792
1793449
179400:21:18,208 --> 00:21:20,000
1795Drive me ing I'm saying they're going
1796
1797450
179800:21:20,256 --> 00:21:24,864
1799You want a whole planet full of Comedians and you got the driest ing
1800
1801451
180200:21:25,120 --> 00:21:31,264
1803You got like it's instantly you got Joe Buck it's everybody pretending to be Joe Buck to make
1804
1805452
180600:21:31,520 --> 00:21:34,336
1807This sound like a professional Esports
1808
1809453
181000:21:34,592 --> 00:21:35,616
1811Which it is not like
1812
1813454
181400:21:36,896 --> 00:21:39,456
1815Soon as I turn up the volume on you gotta be ing kidding me
1816
1817455
181800:21:39,712 --> 00:21:42,016
1819You already got into the already infected this
1820
1821456
182200:21:42,272 --> 00:21:45,856
1823What boredom you already infected this brand new thing
1824
1825457
182600:21:46,112 --> 00:21:49,952
1827With this milk toast water down the NFL's of chigger on the internet
1828
1829458
183000:21:50,208 --> 00:21:51,744
1831You can say whatever you want
1832
1833459
183400:21:52,000 --> 00:21:56,608
1835And just saying this get the fuck out of here something they want legitimacy
1836
1837460
183800:21:56,864 --> 00:21:57,888
1839See that's the problem with it
1840
1841461
184200:21:58,144 --> 00:21:59,168
1843If they should do in poker does
1844
1845462
184600:21:59,424 --> 00:22:05,568
1847Who's in poker you have a color commentator or to My Buddy Joe Stapleton he's in a mate he gets paid the flower on the
1848
1849463
185000:22:05,824 --> 00:22:06,336
1851The world and me
1852
1853464
185400:22:06,592 --> 00:22:08,128
1855Jokes at poker tournaments
1856
1857465
185800:22:08,384 --> 00:22:11,456
1859Really funny guy in poker
1860
1861466
186200:22:11,712 --> 00:22:16,320
1863That's what they need for Esports easy Sports really want to be taken seriously we have Esports scholarships
1864
1865467
186600:22:16,576 --> 00:22:21,696
1867Oh yeah this holding the World Finals are Starcraft are happening in Korea there's big money and sponsorships
1868
1869468
187000:22:21,952 --> 00:22:28,096
1871Well yeah but you also need to be entertaining Bob Uecker is so entertaining that he was in ing Webster
1872
1873469
187400:22:28,352 --> 00:22:34,496
1875Bob Uecker was Bob Uecker was so entertaining that he was in major league and the sitcom
1876
1877470
187800:22:35,776 --> 00:22:41,920
1879What people yes absolutely ing color commentator
1880
1881471
188200:22:42,176 --> 00:22:46,272
1883That's exactly what I want to be like I wanted so first of all I'm sitting there thinking
1884
1885472
188600:22:46,528 --> 00:22:47,808
1887Where the fuck
1888
1889473
189000:22:48,064 --> 00:22:48,832
1891What is this
1892
1893474
189400:22:49,088 --> 00:22:53,440
1895When I was in high school we did man
1896
1897475
189800:22:53,696 --> 00:22:55,232
1899What these people are Sean
1900
1901476
190200:22:55,488 --> 00:22:56,512
1903These peoples
1904
1905477
190600:22:56,768 --> 00:22:57,280
1907Tracker
1908
1909478
191000:22:57,536 --> 00:22:59,328
1911Of how much money they're making
1912
1913479
191400:23:00,096 --> 00:23:01,888
1915Spinning like the national debt
1916
1917480
191800:23:02,144 --> 00:23:08,288
1919Like just bing bing bing people throwing money at somebody obsessively playing a video game
1920
1921481
192200:23:08,544 --> 00:23:09,824
1923Game not even talking
1924
1925482
192600:23:10,336 --> 00:23:13,664
1927Not even ing talking like I'm sitting there going where the
1928
1929483
193000:23:13,920 --> 00:23:20,064
1931Pictures of all we did this was my entire teenage live you're telling me we could have set up a webcam
1932
1933484
193400:23:20,576 --> 00:23:22,368
1935Then we missed it by Blood
1936
1937485
193800:23:22,624 --> 00:23:28,768
193915 years old still got time because here's what you've got to do
1940
1941486
194200:23:29,024 --> 00:23:30,048
1943Don't even start
1944
1945487
194600:23:30,304 --> 00:23:35,680
1947Nope I'm talking about you last night I pitch the series 2 dick
1948
1949488
195000:23:36,192 --> 00:23:36,704
1951Call
1952
1953489
195400:23:37,216 --> 00:23:39,008
1955Dick beats his girlfriend
1956
1957490
195800:23:39,520 --> 00:23:41,056
1959And the idea is that dick
1960
1961491
196200:23:41,568 --> 00:23:47,712
1963An 80s girl twitchell summon HR call and he will just ing
1964
1965492
196600:23:47,968 --> 00:23:54,112
1967Played hurt video games and she will rage quit and flip the fuck out it's just a half hour of Dick trigger
1968
1969493
197000:23:54,368 --> 00:23:59,232
1971Turn his girlfriend on Twitch his girlfriend I love this idea
1972
1973494
197400:23:59,488 --> 00:24:03,328
1975Sean by the way not Webster mr. Belvedere
1976
1977495
197800:24:03,840 --> 00:24:06,144
1979We were all that was Alex Karras
1980
1981496
198200:24:06,400 --> 00:24:06,912
1983The football player
1984
1985497
198600:24:07,168 --> 00:24:07,680
1987Where was I
1988
1989498
199000:24:08,448 --> 00:24:09,984
1991Because I was Greek
1992
1993499
199400:24:10,496 --> 00:24:16,640
1995Endo in Webster
1996
1997500
199800:24:16,896 --> 00:24:20,480
1999Mongo in Blazing Saddles
2000
2001501
200200:24:20,992 --> 00:24:22,528
2003Do you have like a hall of Heroes
2004
2005502
200600:24:22,784 --> 00:24:24,832
2007Degree caucuses
2008
2009503
201000:24:25,088 --> 00:24:26,624
2011Number one body
2012
2013504
201400:24:26,880 --> 00:24:31,488
2015I'm still deciding on whether or not I want my boxing jacket to read the sneaky Greek
2016
2017505
201800:24:31,744 --> 00:24:33,792
2019Or or Dukakis
2020
2021506
202200:24:34,048 --> 00:24:40,192
2023Like a stereos Dukakis cokinos where's there a sneaky Rococo's
2024
2025507
202600:24:40,448 --> 00:24:41,728
2027Yes
2028
2029508
203000:24:41,984 --> 00:24:42,496
2031By the way
2032
2033509
203400:24:43,008 --> 00:24:49,152
2035Do I have a trade in that you know although I choke parts of dolphins
2036
2037510
203800:24:49,408 --> 00:24:52,224
2039You got the Hat you've never designing your
2040
2041511
204200:24:52,736 --> 00:24:53,248
2043Your
2044
2045512
204600:24:53,504 --> 00:24:55,296
2047Road trip
2048
2049513
205000:24:55,552 --> 00:25:01,696
2051Cut cut cut cut cut cut for the Fanboys is a cock
2052
2053514
205400:25:01,952 --> 00:25:02,464
2055To be great
2056
2057515
205800:25:03,232 --> 00:25:09,376
2059What happened to music what about the training like playing watching Tron
2060
2061516
206200:25:09,632 --> 00:25:11,936
2063Aufwachen trod
2064
2065517
206600:25:12,192 --> 00:25:18,336
2067What insulator he becomes Tron I'm sorry what were you saying we've been talking and The View
2068
2069518
207000:25:19,104 --> 00:25:21,152
2071You've said that you are
2072
2073519
207400:25:21,408 --> 00:25:23,968
2075Not going to train for this fight on purpose
2076
2077520
207800:25:24,736 --> 00:25:26,528
2079It's funny Trump didn't
2080
2081521
208200:25:27,552 --> 00:25:28,320
2083And now he's
2084
2085522
208600:25:29,344 --> 00:25:30,624
2087Here's my plan
2088
2089523
209000:25:30,880 --> 00:25:31,648
2091No I'm absolutely not
2092
2093524
209400:25:32,416 --> 00:25:34,464
2095I don't need to train to be some anonymous
2096
2097525
209800:25:34,720 --> 00:25:35,488
2099Keyboard Warrior
2100
2101526
210200:25:35,744 --> 00:25:37,536
2103Mobile fuck wherever the fuck
2104
2105527
210600:25:38,048 --> 00:25:38,560
2107I'm going to get
2108
2109528
211000:25:38,816 --> 00:25:39,584
2111My plan is
2112
2113529
211400:25:40,096 --> 00:25:40,608
2115To use this app
2116
2117530
211800:25:41,632 --> 00:25:42,912
2119To gain all the weight I
2120
2121531
212200:25:44,960 --> 00:25:47,264
2123How hard it is to maintain 2:30
2124
2125532
212600:25:47,520 --> 00:25:53,664
2127It's real hard what do you mean to maintain 230-pound off at the level you're at
2128
2129533
213000:25:53,920 --> 00:25:54,432
2131Who's 30
2132
2133534
213400:25:54,688 --> 00:25:58,016
2135I have to leave my calorie intake to 3000 3500 calories
2136
2137535
213800:25:59,040 --> 00:26:03,136
2139Mm absolutely you should see my gallery
2140
2141536
214200:26:03,904 --> 00:26:06,208
2143Was going to be like Michael Phelps but the
2144
2145537
214600:26:06,720 --> 00:26:08,512
2147Serio's train for the
2148
2149538
215000:26:08,768 --> 00:26:12,608
2151It's fine I'm taking I'm taking the part about the Michael Phelps tonight
2152
2153539
215400:26:13,120 --> 00:26:14,144
2155My plan is this
2156
2157540
215800:26:15,168 --> 00:26:16,448
2159I'm 400 lb of become
2160
2161541
216200:26:16,704 --> 00:26:17,216
2163On
2164
2165542
216600:26:17,984 --> 00:26:19,520
2167This guy I get the sense
2168
2169543
217000:26:19,776 --> 00:26:20,800
2171He's probably some little stick
2172
2173544
217400:26:21,312 --> 00:26:21,824
2175Son of a bitch
2176
2177545
217800:26:22,336 --> 00:26:25,664
2179Set alarm seen him I know it's that I have not seen him I don't know
2180
2181546
218200:26:26,176 --> 00:26:26,688
2183You know what
2184
2185547
218600:26:27,200 --> 00:26:27,968
2187That's what I've done
2188
2189548
219000:26:28,736 --> 00:26:30,016
2191Accepted a boxing match
2192
2193549
219400:26:30,528 --> 00:26:31,296
2195From a guy
2196
2197550
219800:26:31,552 --> 00:26:37,696
2199I don't know what he looks like I don't know what his name is I don't know where we lift anything about the guy knows everything about me
2200
2201551
220200:26:38,464 --> 00:26:39,488
2203But I'm going to fight him
2204
2205552
220600:26:39,744 --> 00:26:40,512
2207And I'm going to win
2208
2209553
221000:26:41,024 --> 00:26:42,048
2211And I'm going to be four hundred
2212
2213554
221400:26:42,304 --> 00:26:43,072
2215Japan
2216
2217555
221800:26:43,328 --> 00:26:44,096
2219You're not Butterbean
2220
2221556
222200:26:44,352 --> 00:26:45,888
2223You have to trade
2224
2225557
222600:26:46,144 --> 00:26:49,728
2227You have you have to chew motherer you have to
2228
2229558
223000:26:50,240 --> 00:26:51,008
2231Find
2232
2233559
223400:26:51,264 --> 00:26:57,408
2235Because you're going to get you guys again if you don't train going to get out there and dance for about 20 seconds and then you're both
2236
2237560
223800:26:57,664 --> 00:27:02,528
2239I'm going to fall over dead you thinking to me too winded to throw a punch you think I can last
2240
2241561
224200:27:03,296 --> 00:27:07,136
2243Thank you so much dick I think you need I think you seriously need to train
2244
2245562
224600:27:07,648 --> 00:27:10,976
2247You seriously need to train for this boxing fight if it's going to happen
2248
2249563
225000:27:11,232 --> 00:27:12,000
2251Whatever look
2252
2253564
225400:27:12,768 --> 00:27:13,792
2255American huge
2256
2257565
225800:27:14,816 --> 00:27:15,328
2259I'm going to
2260
2261566
226200:27:15,584 --> 00:27:18,912
2263I'm I'm thinking 400 pounds that's my goal if I make it to 3:15
2264
2265567
226600:27:19,168 --> 00:27:22,496
2267Play 375 look you shoot for the moon if you hit one of the Stars what he going to do
2268
2269568
227000:27:23,008 --> 00:27:23,776
2271I'm going to get in there
2272
2273569
227400:27:24,032 --> 00:27:25,312
2275Discuss
2276
2277570
227800:27:26,080 --> 00:27:27,104
2279Tiny little internet
2280
2281571
228200:27:27,616 --> 00:27:28,384
2283Predator fish
2284
2285572
228600:27:28,640 --> 00:27:34,784
2287Poison like this strategy is King Hippo Bay feel like it's video game bass pants do
2288
2289573
229000:27:35,040 --> 00:27:36,832
2291Fall down
2292
2293574
229400:27:37,344 --> 00:27:40,160
2295Bra to make that face every time he hits you
2296
2297575
229800:27:40,416 --> 00:27:42,464
2299Also
2300
2301576
230200:27:42,720 --> 00:27:44,768
2303Part of me will be flashing the whole time
2304
2305577
230600:27:45,024 --> 00:27:45,792
2307Did you see how
2308
2309578
231000:27:46,048 --> 00:27:48,608
2311How hard it was to get on your arms up and down
2312
2313579
231400:27:48,864 --> 00:27:50,144
2315Got a little Crown King Hippo
2316
2317580
231800:27:51,424 --> 00:27:52,192
2319Mysterious
2320
2321581
232200:27:52,448 --> 00:27:53,216
2323The sneaky Greek
2324
2325582
232600:27:53,472 --> 00:27:53,984
2327Dukakis
2328
2329583
233000:27:54,240 --> 00:27:55,008
2331Hip hop Coke
2332
2333584
233400:27:56,032 --> 00:27:56,544
2335I love it
2336
2337585
233800:27:56,800 --> 00:27:57,312
2339Can you fight
2340
2341586
234200:27:57,568 --> 00:27:58,080
2343Are you got it
2344
2345587
234600:28:00,384 --> 00:28:01,664
2347You got to be able to laugh
2348
2349588
235000:28:01,920 --> 00:28:02,432
2351Because you
2352
2353589
235400:28:03,200 --> 00:28:04,480
2355If you can out the thing about
2356
2357590
235800:28:05,248 --> 00:28:07,296
2359Amateur black people have never fought before
2360
2361591
236200:28:08,064 --> 00:28:08,832
2363A lot of box
2364
2365592
236600:28:09,600 --> 00:28:11,392
2367Are you assuming I've never fought before
2368
2369593
237000:28:12,416 --> 00:28:14,720
2371I don't I don't know I don't know what to say because you're comedian
2372
2373594
237400:28:14,976 --> 00:28:21,120
2375So I'm just telling you ask me have I ever fun
2376
2377595
237800:28:21,376 --> 00:28:27,520
2379My mouth why don't you just come out and ask me tough guy have you ever fought before
2380
2381596
238200:28:27,776 --> 00:28:28,544
2383Savages
2384
2385597
238600:28:29,312 --> 00:28:34,176
2387No I never thought before I got into an argument once with the guy Golden Corral cuz I tried to take cookies out
2388
2389598
239000:28:34,944 --> 00:28:40,832
2391And he said they don't let you do that
2392
2393599
239400:28:41,088 --> 00:28:42,880
2395Cuz I was there all day doing work and eat
2396
2397600
239800:28:43,136 --> 00:28:45,440
2399Yeah and he was like look
2400
2401601
240200:28:45,696 --> 00:28:46,976
2403You really you want to give these cookies
2404
2405602
240600:28:48,000 --> 00:28:54,144
2407Make it up to go freaking the way Golden Corral works it's an all-you-can-eat buffet
2408
2409603
241000:28:54,656 --> 00:29:00,800
2411But they don't want you to take the food outside and so it's like I don't know probably because it would cut it
2412
2413604
241400:29:01,056 --> 00:29:02,080
2415Their profit margin
2416
2417605
241800:29:02,336 --> 00:29:04,896
2419Why is it when I want you to take it outside
2420
2421606
242200:29:05,152 --> 00:29:06,176
2423Major 7 rule about
2424
2425607
242600:29:06,944 --> 00:29:12,832
2427Oh because you can't take it to go yeah you can't come in and fill up like a bag of there
2428
2429608
243000:29:13,088 --> 00:29:17,440
2431Of their buffet and then take it home and eat for the rest of the week I don't understand okay
2432
2433609
243400:29:17,696 --> 00:29:18,464
2435I get it
2436
2437610
243800:29:18,720 --> 00:29:21,792
2439But anyway I want to know that rule has been written because a bunch of people did
2440
2441611
244200:29:23,328 --> 00:29:24,608
2443They brought in there
2444
2445612
244600:29:27,168 --> 00:29:27,680
2447Maybe 1/4
2448
2449613
245000:29:29,728 --> 00:29:30,240
2451Anyway
2452
2453614
245400:29:30,496 --> 00:29:32,032
2455Long story short book
2456
2457615
245800:29:32,544 --> 00:29:33,312
2459This is all you have to do
2460
2461616
246200:29:34,592 --> 00:29:35,360
2463Get enough
2464
2465617
246600:29:35,616 --> 00:29:39,200
2467Cardio training to send this is goes for both Fighters I don't want to
2468
2469618
247000:29:39,456 --> 00:29:43,040
2471Prince I don't want to act like I'm favoring one over the other that's why I'm saying this
2472
2473619
247400:29:43,296 --> 00:29:45,088
2475On the show cuz both of you our lives
2476
2477620
247800:29:46,112 --> 00:29:47,392
2479Do enough cardio
2480
2481621
248200:29:47,904 --> 00:29:49,440
2483So you can stay upright
2484
2485622
248600:29:49,696 --> 00:29:51,488
2487I see I see people
2488
2489623
249000:29:51,744 --> 00:29:56,864
2491Thinking you're going to fight like dancing around like ballerinas bouncing by that takes a shitload of energy
2492
2493624
249400:29:57,376 --> 00:30:03,520
2495It's like running a marathon all ing day is doing this bouncing bouncing around like like you can't
2496
2497625
249800:30:03,776 --> 00:30:08,896
2499Spider-Man dancing back and forth like you're jumping rope not a ing tired just dancing around
2500
2501626
250200:30:09,408 --> 00:30:15,552
2503Yeah and that it's not like you don't you see it on TV so you did well that guys bouncing around I should be bouncing around 2
2504
2505627
250600:30:15,808 --> 00:30:18,880
2507No this is how you'll get one back
2508
2509628
251000:30:19,136 --> 00:30:20,160
2511Don't do that shit
2512
2513629
251400:30:20,416 --> 00:30:22,208
2515Get your stamina up do some
2516
2517630
251800:30:22,464 --> 00:30:24,256
2519Do some ropes get on a bike
2520
2521631
252200:30:24,512 --> 00:30:27,584
2523And build up some stamina and then learn how to throw
2524
2525632
252600:30:28,096 --> 00:30:29,120
2527Who punches
2528
2529633
253000:30:29,632 --> 00:30:30,144
2531That's it
2532
2533634
253400:30:30,656 --> 00:30:32,960
2535Florin how to tap people with one hand
2536
2537635
253800:30:33,472 --> 00:30:34,496
2539Can I show you one of the
2540
2541636
254200:30:35,520 --> 00:30:36,032
2543Okay
2544
2545637
254600:30:36,288 --> 00:30:38,336
2547Okay I picked us up from
2548
2549638
255000:30:38,592 --> 00:30:39,360
2551Street Fighter video
2552
2553639
255400:30:39,872 --> 00:30:41,408
2555What I do
2556
2557640
255800:30:42,176 --> 00:30:43,200
2559Is Ike route
2560
2561641
256200:30:43,456 --> 00:30:44,224
2563Lights
2564
2565642
256600:30:44,736 --> 00:30:45,504
2567And I go
2568
2569643
257000:30:45,760 --> 00:30:51,136
2571What is a uppercut
2572
2573644
257400:30:51,392 --> 00:30:52,672
2575And I think it makes up for cuts
2576
2577645
257800:30:53,440 --> 00:30:55,744
2579So I got that maybe I can do that
2580
2581646
258200:30:56,768 --> 00:30:57,792
2583And then what's another
2584
2585647
258600:30:58,816 --> 00:31:04,448
2587Okay do the double handed curtain no that's not allowed
2588
2589648
259000:31:04,960 --> 00:31:05,728
2591No I got to go
2592
2593649
259400:31:07,008 --> 00:31:07,520
2595Scratch
2596
2597650
259800:31:08,544 --> 00:31:11,104
2599Gain as much weight as you want but please
2600
2601651
260200:31:11,360 --> 00:31:12,128
2603Please get on a bike
2604
2605652
260600:31:12,384 --> 00:31:15,200
2607The Galt please get on a bike and a jump rope before the fight
2608
2609653
261000:31:15,456 --> 00:31:16,736
2611And don't dance around
2612
2613654
261400:31:17,248 --> 00:31:19,040
2615Learn learn to punches
2616
2617655
261800:31:19,296 --> 00:31:20,320
2619That's it
2620
2621656
262200:31:20,576 --> 00:31:21,088
2623Jab
2624
2625657
262600:31:21,344 --> 00:31:22,624
2627One and one two
2628
2629658
263000:31:22,880 --> 00:31:23,392
2631Papa
2632
2633659
263400:31:23,648 --> 00:31:26,720
2635Papapapapapa like that you got you got to Maine
2636
2637660
263800:31:27,488 --> 00:31:29,024
2639Yeah I'm not going to
2640
2641661
264200:31:29,792 --> 00:31:30,560
2643What kind of sea I'm not going to
2644
2645662
264600:31:32,096 --> 00:31:34,144
2647I'm not to take advice from someone
2648
2649663
265000:31:34,400 --> 00:31:36,448
2651More financially successful
2652
2653664
265400:31:36,960 --> 00:31:40,544
2655With more fans in better physical shape
2656
2657665
265800:31:41,056 --> 00:31:42,592
2659And has exercise
2660
2661666
266200:31:43,104 --> 00:31:44,640
2663Someone who used to do Sports
2664
2665667
266600:31:45,408 --> 00:31:46,176
2667You know
2668
2669668
267000:31:46,688 --> 00:31:48,992
2671You learned all the wrong lessons from these things
2672
2673669
267400:31:49,504 --> 00:31:50,528
2675You got to do what I
2676
2677670
267800:31:51,552 --> 00:31:52,832
2679Get smart 2
2680
2681671
268200:31:53,344 --> 00:31:55,904
2683You and your physicals mythical stuff
2684
2685672
268600:31:56,160 --> 00:32:01,280
2687He's not expecting a 400lb man to walk in one of his little puny punches
2688
2689673
269000:32:01,536 --> 00:32:07,680
2691What happens when have you ever played the X-Men arcade game with two screens you know what happens when you
2692
2693674
269400:32:07,936 --> 00:32:09,984
2695Play who do you fight in level 1
2696
2697675
269800:32:12,032 --> 00:32:14,336
2699Okay guess what the blob catchphrases
2700
2701676
270200:32:14,592 --> 00:32:15,360
2703Nothing
2704
2705677
270600:32:17,920 --> 00:32:18,432
2707It takes
2708
2709678
271000:32:18,688 --> 00:32:22,528
2711BuyBacks been using all their special powers to take the blob
2712
2713679
271400:32:23,552 --> 00:32:26,880
2715And as you fight him he becomes quicker and
2716
2717680
271800:32:27,136 --> 00:32:30,720
2719Walgreen fast or your thing that change colors
2720
2721681
272200:32:30,976 --> 00:32:37,120
2723So you think you will start to change colors and become quicker faster according to this
2724
2725682
272600:32:38,400 --> 00:32:39,168
2727Outlook
2728
2729683
273000:32:39,424 --> 00:32:39,936
2731Duck
2732
2733684
273400:32:40,448 --> 00:32:42,240
2735If we don't talk about boxing or put
2736
2737685
273800:32:42,496 --> 00:32:43,264
2739One two things
2740
2741686
274200:32:43,520 --> 00:32:44,800
2743Dressed real quick okay
2744
2745687
274600:32:45,056 --> 00:32:45,824
2747Number one
2748
2749688
275000:32:46,336 --> 00:32:50,432
2751I need a goddamn joke on the read it and some assholes use it as an opportunity
2752
2753689
275400:32:50,688 --> 00:32:51,968
2755assholes already don't like me
2756
2757690
275800:32:52,480 --> 00:32:53,504
2759Is the temperature today
2760
2761691
276200:32:54,016 --> 00:32:58,368
2763Spread the idea that I wanted to like Doc this guy no I don't need to know this guy's name
2764
2765692
276600:32:58,624 --> 00:32:59,904
2767I don't even know what he looks like
2768
2769693
277000:33:00,416 --> 00:33:02,208
2771All I need is for him to show up
2772
2773694
277400:33:02,464 --> 00:33:03,232
2775So I can just
2776
2777695
277800:33:04,512 --> 00:33:05,536
2779Made a ing joke
2780
2781696
278200:33:05,792 --> 00:33:08,096
2783Because I get docked all the time I got
2784
2785697
278600:33:08,352 --> 00:33:13,728
2787Just leaking my messages I got Maddox and madcast media contacted my employers I got
2788
2789698
279000:33:13,984 --> 00:33:18,848
2791Man sharing my text I got people spreading information everywhere trying to joke around like
2792
2793699
279400:33:19,104 --> 00:33:25,248
2795They finally I'll be back from someone else yeah he's a transfer when you added a bunch of stuff to buy
2796
2797700
279800:33:25,504 --> 00:33:29,600
2799Little kids going to be thrilled for me I thought it was funny
2800
2801701
280200:33:29,856 --> 00:33:33,440
2803I guess what I very quickly realized
2804
2805702
280600:33:33,952 --> 00:33:36,256
2807Conservatives don't think that's funny at all in fact
2808
2809703
281000:33:36,512 --> 00:33:40,096
2811Very very so it's like yeah okay
2812
2813704
281400:33:40,352 --> 00:33:41,376
2815What is the decimal
2816
2817705
281800:33:42,144 --> 00:33:42,656
2819Maricopa
2820
2821706
282200:33:42,912 --> 00:33:43,936
2823Bad joke
2824
2825707
282600:33:44,448 --> 00:33:45,728
2827Real real audience
2828
2829708
283000:33:45,984 --> 00:33:47,008
2831Stupid joke for
2832
2833709
283400:33:47,264 --> 00:33:48,288
2835Francis dick show
2836
2837710
283800:33:48,800 --> 00:33:49,824
2839I don't have any
2840
2841711
284200:33:52,384 --> 00:33:54,176
2843I just want to show up
2844
2845712
284600:33:54,432 --> 00:33:55,200
2847Show up here
2848
2849713
285000:33:55,712 --> 00:34:01,856
2851Whatever settle it like men who learned how to fight from video games and X
2852
2853714
285400:34:02,624 --> 00:34:03,136
2855Reference
2856
2857715
285800:34:04,160 --> 00:34:10,304
2859Where's you want to fight YouTube boxing lessons if you weren't amateur but you were
2860
2861716
286200:34:11,072 --> 00:34:15,168
2863I spent a lot of time boxing in college
2864
2865717
286600:34:15,680 --> 00:34:17,472
2867I was going to the weight room one day
2868
2869718
287000:34:17,728 --> 00:34:19,008
2871And I saw some guys
2872
2873719
287400:34:19,520 --> 00:34:20,544
2875Fighting in the parking lot
2876
2877720
287800:34:21,056 --> 00:34:22,592
2879I went over and said hey what's going on here
2880
2881721
288200:34:23,360 --> 00:34:24,384
2883And it was this
2884
2885722
288600:34:24,896 --> 00:34:25,920
2887Little Vietnamese
2888
2889723
289000:34:27,200 --> 00:34:28,736
2891Who used to be an exit
2892
2893724
289400:34:29,248 --> 00:34:32,064
2895He was one of most interesting guys I've ever met
2896
2897725
289800:34:32,576 --> 00:34:34,880
2899Is hard to get story out of him cuz his English is all busted
2900
2901726
290200:34:35,648 --> 00:34:36,672
2903Like Jackie Chan squared
2904
2905727
290600:34:37,184 --> 00:34:38,720
2907But he used to be a neck
2908
2909728
291000:34:38,976 --> 00:34:40,256
2911Exhibition fighter he was an orphan
2912
2913729
291400:34:40,768 --> 00:34:41,792
2915Nope no parents
2916
2917730
291800:34:42,304 --> 00:34:42,816
2919He's like
2920
2921731
292200:34:43,328 --> 00:34:44,096
2923He's like an anime
2924
2925732
292600:34:44,352 --> 00:34:45,632
2927Wake you up
2928
2929733
293000:34:46,144 --> 00:34:48,704
2931In an orphanage she grew up fighting other kids
2932
2933734
293400:34:48,960 --> 00:34:51,776
2935Like it was an orphanage dedicated
2936
2937735
293800:34:52,288 --> 00:34:52,800
2939To fight
2940
2941736
294200:34:53,312 --> 00:34:54,592
2943All they did was
2944
2945737
294600:34:54,848 --> 00:34:56,640
2947Whatever was the sport
2948
2949738
295000:34:58,432 --> 00:35:00,736
2951In China and Vietnam and today we go on these big
2952
2953739
295400:35:00,992 --> 00:35:02,016
2955It Go on these big tours
2956
2957740
295800:35:02,528 --> 00:35:03,296
2959Please tours of Asia
2960
2961741
296200:35:03,808 --> 00:35:05,344
2963Whatever was the Rage of the
2964
2965742
296600:35:06,368 --> 00:35:07,648
2967Sorry
2968
2969743
297000:35:07,904 --> 00:35:10,464
2971Your girlfriend brought me some Claritin because I
2972
2973744
297400:35:11,744 --> 00:35:17,888
2975Please continue by the way I'm going to crush this guy at the fight right absolutely so whatever
2976
2977745
297800:35:18,144 --> 00:35:20,448
2979Never was the rage in China or Asia South
2980
2981746
298200:35:20,960 --> 00:35:21,472
2983You know whatever they were
2984
2985747
298600:35:21,984 --> 00:35:22,496
2987Please talk
2988
2989748
299000:35:22,752 --> 00:35:23,520
2991They would just
2992
2993749
299400:35:23,776 --> 00:35:24,800
2995Obsessively train
2996
2997750
299800:35:25,312 --> 00:35:26,848
2999Weightlifting was big
3000
3001751
300200:35:27,360 --> 00:35:28,384
3003They would all get into weight lift
3004
3005752
300600:35:30,944 --> 00:35:32,992
3007Confu was like what they did
3008
3009753
301000:35:33,504 --> 00:35:34,016
3011As the base
3012
3013754
301400:35:34,528 --> 00:35:35,552
3015That's all that's all they did
3016
3017755
301800:35:35,808 --> 00:35:36,576
3019So he would go around
3020
3021756
302200:35:36,832 --> 00:35:38,112
3023Aqui had a notebook
3024
3025757
302600:35:38,624 --> 00:35:41,952
3027The he had acquired from a lifetime or from a youth
3028
3029758
303000:35:42,976 --> 00:35:44,512
3031I'm going around to these different
3032
3033759
303400:35:45,024 --> 00:35:45,536
3035Dojo
3036
3037760
303800:35:46,304 --> 00:35:47,840
3039And learning their Style
3040
3041761
304200:35:48,864 --> 00:35:53,984
3043Hmong like it was like ass it was the ing Jackie Chan adventure cartoon every story he told us
3044
3045762
304600:35:54,240 --> 00:35:56,032
3047You got to be ing kidding me that's real
3048
3049763
305000:35:56,288 --> 00:35:57,056
3051Like you would go
3052
3053764
305400:35:57,312 --> 00:36:03,456
3055You would go to the new Village and do them and get involved in their dojo and it would be like Monkey Style whatever
3056
3057765
305800:36:04,224 --> 00:36:05,248
3059He would write out
3060
3061766
306200:36:05,504 --> 00:36:08,064
3063All the moves in this weird like arcane
3064
3065767
306600:36:08,320 --> 00:36:11,392
3067Shorthand of what he would need to remember
3068
3069768
307000:36:11,904 --> 00:36:12,928
3071To do these moves
3072
3073769
307400:36:13,952 --> 00:36:16,000
3075So he eventually got involved in
3076
3077770
307800:36:16,768 --> 00:36:18,304
3079In an exhibition fighting search
3080
3081771
308200:36:18,560 --> 00:36:19,072
3083Where
3084
3085772
308600:36:19,328 --> 00:36:20,096
3087His crew
3088
3089773
309000:36:20,352 --> 00:36:22,144
3091His crew of Orphans were now
3092
3093774
309400:36:22,400 --> 00:36:23,680
3095Grown men who are like
3096
3097775
309800:36:23,936 --> 00:36:25,216
3099I win Chun Kung Fu fighter
3100
3101776
310200:36:26,240 --> 00:36:27,776
3103We go from town to town
3104
3105777
310600:36:28,288 --> 00:36:28,800
3107And
3108
3109778
311000:36:29,312 --> 00:36:29,824
3111Have
3112
3113779
311400:36:30,848 --> 00:36:32,384
3115Feuds with the local
3116
3117780
311800:36:32,896 --> 00:36:33,664
3119With the local
3120
3121781
312200:36:33,920 --> 00:36:34,688
3123Kung Fu guys
3124
3125782
312600:36:35,200 --> 00:36:38,784
3127So his little his little band of merry men would come into it the town
3128
3129783
313000:36:39,040 --> 00:36:39,552
3131And
3132
3133784
313400:36:39,808 --> 00:36:41,088
3135They would start talking shit
3136
3137785
313800:36:41,344 --> 00:36:42,368
3139To the local guy
3140
3141786
314200:36:42,880 --> 00:36:45,696
3143With the understanding that they were going to build up
3144
3145787
314600:36:46,720 --> 00:36:47,744
3147Publicity
3148
3149788
315000:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,280
3151For the guys dojo
3152
3153789
315400:36:49,536 --> 00:36:51,072
3155Whatever forget what he called it
3156
3157790
315800:36:51,328 --> 00:36:52,096
3159For the guys like
3160
3161791
316200:36:52,352 --> 00:36:55,424
3163The guys come to practice and then they would have a big fight
3164
3165792
316600:36:55,936 --> 00:37:01,056
3167And then they would build up to this big fight and then they would have it they would split all there was like ing wrestling
3168
3169793
317000:37:01,312 --> 00:37:02,336
3171Like the way it was like
3172
3173794
317400:37:02,592 --> 00:37:05,664
3175Not like you would describe what they would do it but you gotta be ing kidding me
3176
3177795
317800:37:05,920 --> 00:37:08,992
3179It's exactly the same as we do here except
3180
3181796
318200:37:09,248 --> 00:37:10,016
3183You guys
3184
3185797
318600:37:10,528 --> 00:37:16,672
3187Do everything with your hands like it's the martial Artistry and we just do Rolaids tanning bed
3188
3189798
319000:37:16,928 --> 00:37:17,440
3191Medzen
3192
3193799
319400:37:18,464 --> 00:37:19,744
3195And bombastic
3196
3197800
319800:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,792
3199A metaphor is a mic
3200
3201801
320200:37:22,048 --> 00:37:22,816
3203We've got like
3204
3205802
320600:37:23,072 --> 00:37:24,352
3207You know everyone
3208
3209803
321000:37:24,864 --> 00:37:26,656
3211Talking Henry Longfellow just
3212
3213804
321400:37:27,424 --> 00:37:29,728
3215Telling how they're going to kick your asses this same thing
3216
3217805
321800:37:29,984 --> 00:37:32,288
3219I put it they would go all over Asia and do it
3220
3221806
322200:37:33,056 --> 00:37:33,824
3223Eventually
3224
3225807
322600:37:34,336 --> 00:37:36,128
3227This is not his version of
3228
3229808
323000:37:37,152 --> 00:37:38,688
3231But this is what I piece
3232
3233809
323400:37:38,944 --> 00:37:39,456
3235Together
3236
3237810
323800:37:39,712 --> 00:37:40,224
3239Out of
3240
3241811
324200:37:40,736 --> 00:37:42,016
3243How he got to America
3244
3245812
324600:37:42,784 --> 00:37:44,064
3247Oh he was
3248
3249813
325000:37:44,320 --> 00:37:46,880
3251Hooking up with this girl in his pack
3252
3253814
325400:37:47,392 --> 00:37:47,904
3255Apple
3256
3257815
325800:37:48,160 --> 00:37:49,696
3259I like his touring group there was a check
3260
3261816
326200:37:50,464 --> 00:37:51,232
3263And he was plugging
3264
3265817
326600:37:51,488 --> 00:37:57,632
3267I know they were they were tired I was they were they were whatever they had a relationship and I had a really
3268
3269818
327000:37:58,144 --> 00:37:58,656
3271For long time
3272
3273819
327400:37:58,912 --> 00:37:59,424
3275And
3276
3277820
327800:37:59,680 --> 00:38:00,704
3279He says
3280
3281821
328200:38:01,216 --> 00:38:03,264
3283That he wasn't cheating on her
3284
3285822
328600:38:03,776 --> 00:38:08,640
3287But he had some kind of a relationship with like in one of these towns that they ended up
3288
3289823
329000:38:10,432 --> 00:38:12,480
3291Something happened with him and a girl there
3292
3293824
329400:38:12,736 --> 00:38:14,272
3295And she and I think
3296
3297825
329800:38:14,528 --> 00:38:16,576
3299I think it was like a proud like a coup
3300
3301826
330200:38:16,832 --> 00:38:20,416
3303Like a power move to get rid of him because a bunch of guys
3304
3305827
330600:38:20,672 --> 00:38:21,440
3307Told her
3308
3309828
331000:38:21,696 --> 00:38:22,720
3311His girlfriend
3312
3313829
331400:38:23,744 --> 00:38:24,512
3315She was cheating
3316
3317830
331800:38:25,792 --> 00:38:26,304
3319Show
3320
3321831
332200:38:26,816 --> 00:38:30,912
3323During the fight like he was sparring with his girlfriend
3324
3325832
332600:38:31,168 --> 00:38:33,216
3327And she was going nuts
3328
3329833
333000:38:33,472 --> 00:38:34,496
3331Trying to kill it
3332
3333834
333400:38:35,520 --> 00:38:38,336
3335So he's like it this is like a Kung-Fu Master
3336
3337835
333800:38:38,592 --> 00:38:39,360
3339In an
3340
3341836
334200:38:39,872 --> 00:38:42,944
3343Some smart who the fuck knows we're in Vietnam
3344
3345837
334600:38:43,200 --> 00:38:49,344
3347In like that beginning of gladiator like one of these types of events where there's a couple hundred people like you're just there for the
3348
3349838
335000:38:49,600 --> 00:38:50,368
3351Hey there to get a couple
3352
3353839
335400:38:50,624 --> 00:38:51,392
3355To let you there to eat
3356
3357840
335800:38:51,648 --> 00:38:54,720
3359This is what they do they go from town to town to town getting money
3360
3361841
336200:38:55,488 --> 00:38:56,256
3363He's
3364
3365842
336600:38:56,512 --> 00:38:58,560
3367She's now trying to fend off
3368
3369843
337000:38:58,816 --> 00:39:01,120
3371This broad has lost her ing mind
3372
3373844
337400:39:01,376 --> 00:39:02,144
3375Who's trying to kill him
3376
3377845
337800:39:02,912 --> 00:39:03,424
3379Does she think
3380
3381846
338200:39:04,448 --> 00:39:05,472
3383Yeah and what you like
3384
3385847
338600:39:06,240 --> 00:39:08,544
3387This is a guy who he's just trying to keep himself
3388
3389848
339000:39:08,800 --> 00:39:10,080
3391From not getting
3392
3393849
339400:39:10,336 --> 00:39:13,152
3395If you've never had a woman come at you
3396
3397850
339800:39:13,408 --> 00:39:16,736
3399If you ever had a regular woman come at you it is
3400
3401851
340200:39:17,248 --> 00:39:18,272
3403Very difficult
3404
3405852
340600:39:18,528 --> 00:39:19,552
3407To try to do
3408
3409853
341000:39:19,808 --> 00:39:20,576
3411Batdance
3412
3413854
341400:39:20,832 --> 00:39:24,160
3415I'm not getting hurt and keeping them from getting hurt
3416
3417855
341800:39:24,416 --> 00:39:30,560
3419Because everything like you see a threat coming at you and all you want to do is go and just leave them out with you had a it's like I'm real
3420
3421856
342200:39:30,816 --> 00:39:32,608
3423Jam up in your brain I don't know how to
3424
3425857
342600:39:32,864 --> 00:39:33,632
3427I do this
3428
3429858
343000:39:33,888 --> 00:39:35,424
3431Hello how to stop this
3432
3433859
343400:39:35,936 --> 00:39:38,240
3435You know I'm talking about yes absolutely
3436
3437860
343800:39:38,496 --> 00:39:40,288
3439Because you're trying not to get hurt
3440
3441861
344200:39:40,800 --> 00:39:42,080
3443I try not to hurt them
3444
3445862
344600:39:42,592 --> 00:39:44,640
3447Trying to calm things down hopefully you can
3448
3449863
345000:39:44,896 --> 00:39:45,920
3451Grab the wrist Sandra
3452
3453864
345400:39:46,176 --> 00:39:46,688
3455Stratum
3456
3457865
345800:39:46,944 --> 00:39:53,088
3459The Daily Show me the picture I know you're doing the ing meant to see
3460
3461866
346200:39:53,344 --> 00:39:57,184
3463Block your phone to block nuts with your ass you're trying to get the glute out that like there's no
3464
3465867
346600:39:57,440 --> 00:39:58,464
3467There's no way
3468
3469868
347000:39:58,720 --> 00:40:01,280
3471No way to stop a woman who wants
3472
3473869
347400:40:01,536 --> 00:40:02,816
3475Get your nuts
3476
3477870
347800:40:03,072 --> 00:40:07,936
3479That's the moral of the story so he's this is a training martial arts master literally and
3480
3481871
348200:40:10,240 --> 00:40:13,824
3483Chelsea managers like at some point I think somebody in his group
3484
3485872
348600:40:14,080 --> 00:40:15,104
3487Realizes
3488
3489873
349000:40:15,616 --> 00:40:17,408
3491That something's gone horribly wrong
3492
3493874
349400:40:18,176 --> 00:40:18,944
3495The big involved
3496
3497875
349800:40:19,968 --> 00:40:20,480
3499In the crowd
3500
3501876
350200:40:21,248 --> 00:40:21,760
3503I don't know
3504
3505877
350600:40:22,272 --> 00:40:23,552
3507I'm just adding I'm just adding beef
3508
3509878
351000:40:24,064 --> 00:40:30,208
3511Fry's Food
3512
3513879
351400:40:30,976 --> 00:40:36,096
3515Big great big grab her and she's getting attacked by all the guys
3516
3517880
351800:40:36,608 --> 00:40:39,168
3519Who were telling who were giving her the fake news
3520
3521881
352200:40:39,680 --> 00:40:40,704
3523That is cheating on you
3524
3525882
352600:40:40,960 --> 00:40:41,472
3527She gets off
3528
3529883
353000:40:41,728 --> 00:40:42,240
3531ing
3532
3533884
353400:40:42,496 --> 00:40:43,008
3535Hatchet
3536
3537885
353800:40:43,520 --> 00:40:44,544
3539The head
3540
3541886
354200:40:44,800 --> 00:40:46,080
3543While this is going on
3544
3545887
354600:40:46,592 --> 00:40:50,432
3547So as he's getting he's going getting rushed off to the hospital I don't know how bad it was
3548
3549888
355000:40:51,200 --> 00:40:51,712
3551Maybe
3552
3553889
355400:40:52,224 --> 00:40:53,504
3555I don't think that he got like
3556
3557890
355800:40:53,760 --> 00:40:54,528
3559Jason
3560
3561891
356200:40:54,784 --> 00:40:55,552
3563Or would it be like a
3564
3565892
356600:40:55,808 --> 00:40:57,088
3567Bike embedded in his skull
3568
3569893
357000:40:57,600 --> 00:40:58,624
3571What is good to eat
3572
3573894
357400:40:59,648 --> 00:41:01,952
3575Somebody's trying to attack him with a hatchet
3576
3577895
357800:41:02,208 --> 00:41:02,976
3579Let's start there
3580
3581896
358200:41:04,000 --> 00:41:07,584
3583He's on his way out he's going to the hospital I was way out of this
3584
3585897
358600:41:08,608 --> 00:41:09,376
3587The little
3588
3589898
359000:41:10,144 --> 00:41:11,168
3591But they're doing like it
3592
3593899
359400:41:11,424 --> 00:41:12,448
3595Ok Corral
3596
3597900
359800:41:12,704 --> 00:41:14,496
3599But they are today they're using
3600
3601901
360200:41:14,752 --> 00:41:15,776
3603Phora martial arts
3604
3605902
360600:41:16,288 --> 00:41:20,384
3607Fight so that the local Kung Fu guy can get a couple more bucks
3608
3609903
361000:41:20,640 --> 00:41:21,408
3611Anna Spa
3612
3613904
361400:41:21,664 --> 00:41:24,480
3615This is what this is this is what is involved here
3616
3617905
361800:41:24,736 --> 00:41:26,784
3619It's like it's like the Vietnamese version of
3620
3621906
362200:41:27,040 --> 00:41:28,832
3623Mickey Rourke the wrestler
3624
3625907
362600:41:29,088 --> 00:41:30,368
3627This guy lived
3628
3629908
363000:41:30,880 --> 00:41:36,000
3631He's getting taken off by the dock my basically his dad like the only dad that he's ever known
3632
3633909
363400:41:36,256 --> 00:41:37,280
3635Is taking him
3636
3637910
363800:41:37,792 --> 00:41:38,816
3639Out of
3640
3641911
364200:41:39,328 --> 00:41:40,352
3643The arena
3644
3645912
364600:41:41,120 --> 00:41:43,424
3647Into the hot like back to where they live back to them
3648
3649913
365000:41:43,936 --> 00:41:46,240
3651She gets fixed up and the guy says look dude
3652
3653914
365400:41:46,752 --> 00:41:48,032
3655Your fuck you got
3656
3657915
365800:41:48,544 --> 00:41:49,056
3659Buckeye AZ
3660
3661916
366200:41:49,824 --> 00:41:50,848
3663These guys
3664
3665917
366600:41:51,104 --> 00:41:53,919
3667I'm trying to give guys are trying to kill you for some reason
3668
3669918
367000:41:54,175 --> 00:41:54,943
3671In the worst
3672
3673919
367400:41:55,199 --> 00:41:56,735
3675The ed-up part 1
3676
3677920
367800:41:57,247 --> 00:41:59,807
3679When she was telling like I had known him for
3680
3681921
368200:42:00,063 --> 00:42:01,087
3683I had been
3684
3685922
368600:42:01,599 --> 00:42:05,695
3687Fighting with us like studying from which you know I say studying but it's really like I was just a
3688
3689923
369000:42:06,207 --> 00:42:09,791
3691Get out of college and I thought it was cool they're doing I wanted to learn more cuz
3692
3693924
369400:42:10,047 --> 00:42:10,815
3695You can
3696
3697925
369800:42:11,071 --> 00:42:14,143
3699You can't underestimate knowing how to handle yourself in a fight totally
3700
3701926
370200:42:14,655 --> 00:42:15,679
3703101
3704
3705927
370600:42:15,935 --> 00:42:17,983
3707I've always heard people say you know they say
3708
3709928
371000:42:18,495 --> 00:42:21,567
3711Don't think you'll rise to the occasion expect
3712
3713929
371400:42:21,823 --> 00:42:22,591
3715To fail
3716
3717930
371800:42:23,103 --> 00:42:24,383
3719To your level of training
3720
3721931
372200:42:24,895 --> 00:42:26,175
3723On your worst day
3724
3725932
372600:42:26,431 --> 00:42:27,199
3727That's what happen
3728
3729933
373000:42:27,455 --> 00:42:33,599
3731Did they say except to stereo accepted stereo okay good just want to make sure she's telling me this story I'm
3732
3733934
373400:42:35,135 --> 00:42:35,903
3735I totally get it
3736
3737935
373800:42:36,159 --> 00:42:42,303
3739I totally got it because I like you and like I feel like a comradery with you and I'm in people
3740
3741936
374200:42:43,071 --> 00:42:44,095
3743Get me non-stop to
3744
3745937
374600:42:44,351 --> 00:42:46,655
3747Like I totally get you I don't even need a reason
3748
3749938
375000:42:46,911 --> 00:42:48,191
3751Why these guys wanted
3752
3753939
375400:42:48,447 --> 00:42:51,519
3755You to get a hatchet through the side of your ing head
3756
3757940
375800:42:51,775 --> 00:42:53,567
3759And why they told your girlfriend
3760
3761941
376200:42:53,823 --> 00:42:55,871
3763You ed some chicken up into town
3764
3765942
376600:42:56,127 --> 00:42:58,175
3767Okay don't don't even worry about explaining
3768
3769943
377000:42:58,431 --> 00:42:59,455
3771Totally ing get it
3772
3773944
377400:42:59,711 --> 00:43:00,991
3775So he gets on
3776
3777945
377800:43:01,503 --> 00:43:02,783
3779I don't get some ing boner
3780
3781946
378200:43:03,551 --> 00:43:04,831
3783Makes his way to LA
3784
3785947
378600:43:05,855 --> 00:43:08,927
3787Where he's at this was he got I think he came in like
3788
3789948
379000:43:09,951 --> 00:43:13,023
3791He came in the early nineties so he had a bunch of other
3792
3793949
379400:43:13,535 --> 00:43:16,095
3795Crazy I showed up one day
3796
3797950
379800:43:16,607 --> 00:43:17,631
3799He would never charge you
3800
3801951
380200:43:18,143 --> 00:43:18,911
3803Like he would just
3804
3805952
380600:43:19,167 --> 00:43:20,191
3807Take what you would give him
3808
3809953
381000:43:20,703 --> 00:43:21,983
3811Anybody who can
3812
3813954
381400:43:22,495 --> 00:43:24,543
3815And that this is this is in a parking lot
3816
3817955
381800:43:25,311 --> 00:43:25,823
3819Energy
3820
3821956
382200:43:26,079 --> 00:43:27,359
3823Anybody who came
3824
3825957
382600:43:28,383 --> 00:43:28,895
3827Work with
3828
3829958
383000:43:29,663 --> 00:43:31,967
3831And I teach them how to do it and he would hit there was no price
3832
3833959
383400:43:32,479 --> 00:43:32,991
3835He would just take
3836
3837960
383800:43:33,503 --> 00:43:37,599
3839Whatever you gave them do whatever you gave him so when he was a cool dude I was given
3840
3841961
384200:43:38,367 --> 00:43:40,415
3843Every way I can
3844
3845962
384600:43:41,439 --> 00:43:43,487
3847What is 10:20 of us here you're making
3848
3849963
385000:43:43,743 --> 00:43:44,767
3851Whatever couple hundred bucks
3852
3853964
385400:43:45,791 --> 00:43:46,815
3855Just keep coming out
3856
3857965
385800:43:47,327 --> 00:43:52,191
3859What time is it now what about you need any like I was in my mind thinking I'm going to be Daniel Son
3860
3861966
386200:43:52,447 --> 00:43:53,727
3863Work around the house
3864
3865967
386600:43:54,239 --> 00:43:57,823
3867Can I can help you with like wax on wax off kind of shit like
3868
3869968
387000:43:58,079 --> 00:43:59,359
3871I want to get some real
3872
3873969
387400:43:59,871 --> 00:44:02,687
3875You're in LA and I am half Mexican
3876
3877970
387800:44:04,735 --> 00:44:06,527
3879I don't think it's secretly in my mind I come
3880
3881971
388200:44:10,367 --> 00:44:12,159
3883He's going to get real Phyllis off
3884
3885972
388600:44:12,415 --> 00:44:12,927
3887The colon
3888
3889973
389000:44:13,183 --> 00:44:14,207
3891Teach me something about
3892
3893974
389400:44:17,791 --> 00:44:20,607
3895Economies and Saturdays are you up to Saturday
3896
3897975
389800:44:21,119 --> 00:44:23,167
3899Like 50 I have no ing idea
3900
3901976
390200:44:23,935 --> 00:44:26,495
3903I have no idea son
3904
3905977
390600:44:27,263 --> 00:44:29,567
3907This is how I found him one time
3908
3909978
391000:44:30,079 --> 00:44:31,103
3911One time I just
3912
3913979
391400:44:31,359 --> 00:44:31,871
3915Just
3916
3917980
391800:44:32,127 --> 00:44:35,711
3919Just like pouring like he's trying to teach you
3920
3921981
392200:44:36,991 --> 00:44:39,551
3923I don't say this in a braggadocious way
3924
3925982
392600:44:41,343 --> 00:44:41,855
3927Bigger than everyone
3928
3929983
393000:44:43,903 --> 00:44:46,719
3931You know that you're one hell of a night bigger than
3932
3933984
393400:44:46,975 --> 00:44:48,255
3935We're all but I'm bigger than the other
3936
3937985
393800:44:48,511 --> 00:44:50,815
3939Rich guy to Adderall but yeah I'm going to be real
3940
3941986
394200:44:51,839 --> 00:44:53,631
3943Exactly you said you like me
3944
3945987
394600:44:54,911 --> 00:44:56,447
3947Okay I mean
3948
3949988
395000:44:57,215 --> 00:44:59,775
3951Hi, no I don't want to do that
3952
3953989
395400:45:00,287 --> 00:45:01,823
3955So I get in
3956
3957990
395800:45:02,079 --> 00:45:04,383
3959This is one time one time I thought this guy
3960
3961991
396200:45:04,895 --> 00:45:05,919
3963The answer how old
3964
3965992
396600:45:06,687 --> 00:45:07,455
3967One time
3968
3969993
397000:45:07,711 --> 00:45:08,479
3971I didn't
3972
3973994
397400:45:09,247 --> 00:45:13,343
3975To a boxing ring sometimes when he he knew a guy who owned a little box
3976
3977995
397800:45:21,023 --> 00:45:22,047
3979So I get in the ring with the
3980
3981996
398200:45:23,327 --> 00:45:24,095
3983Can I take about
3984
3985997
398600:45:24,351 --> 00:45:25,119
3987Who steps
3988
3989998
399000:45:25,375 --> 00:45:25,887
3991Migos
3992
3993999
399400:45:26,143 --> 00:45:32,287
3995Instant instant knockout one of the few times one of the few times I have been instantly
3996
39971000
399800:45:32,543 --> 00:45:33,823
3999Knocked out and hot like
4000
40011001
400200:45:34,079 --> 00:45:35,359
4003I remember
4004
40051002
400600:45:35,615 --> 00:45:36,895
4007I remember him
4008
40091003
401000:45:37,151 --> 00:45:37,663
4011Moving
4012
40131004
401400:45:38,175 --> 00:45:44,319
4015I remember thinking alright I need to come up with some kind of a good thing that was right on the
4016
40171005
401800:45:44,575 --> 00:45:47,647
4019Just lights out cuz I wasn't like
4020
40211006
402200:45:47,903 --> 00:45:48,415
4023Don't
4024
40251007
402600:45:48,671 --> 00:45:51,487
4027Confident in at least the basics of like
4028
40291008
403000:45:51,743 --> 00:45:53,791
4031Blocking shit like this cuz that's what you
4032
40331009
403400:45:54,303 --> 00:45:55,071
4035That's what you need
4036
40371010
403800:45:55,327 --> 00:45:56,351
4039You need to be able to block
4040
40411011
404200:45:56,863 --> 00:45:57,887
4043I need to be able to move
4044
40451012
404600:45:58,143 --> 00:45:59,679
4047If you can dodge a punch
4048
40491013
405000:45:59,935 --> 00:46:02,751
4051Yeah that's if you make them throw a punch with a miss
4052
40531014
405400:46:03,519 --> 00:46:04,543
4055You there spending
4056
40571015
405800:46:04,799 --> 00:46:06,847
4059Like 3 or 4 times the amount of energy
4060
40611016
406200:46:07,103 --> 00:46:11,455
4063As you blocking it and you're not getting ing ing takes just as much force pushing back
4064
40651017
406600:46:11,711 --> 00:46:12,735
4067Is it take them to throw it
4068
40691018
407000:46:13,247 --> 00:46:15,295
4071Does she know you're not getting hit in the face
4072
40731019
407400:46:15,551 --> 00:46:16,063
4075But it's
4076
40771020
407800:46:16,319 --> 00:46:17,855
4079Europe it's about energy
4080
40811021
408200:46:18,111 --> 00:46:22,719
4083Imagine it like a Mega Man energy bar okay
4084
40851022
408600:46:22,975 --> 00:46:24,511
4087I got you
4088
40891023
409000:46:24,767 --> 00:46:29,375
4091You need to make you need to keep your bar up as you wear their bar down
4092
40931024
409400:46:29,887 --> 00:46:31,167
4095Both of you need to do this
4096
40971025
409800:46:31,423 --> 00:46:33,727
4099In the way you do that is by making them wait
4100
41011026
410200:46:34,239 --> 00:46:36,543
4103More energy than you when you can get away with it
4104
41051027
410600:46:37,311 --> 00:46:38,847
4107Okay so I have these
4108
41091028
411000:46:39,103 --> 00:46:43,199
4111Basic elements of training in my brain when I stepped out there but
4112
41131029
411400:46:43,455 --> 00:46:46,783
4115Instant instant ing knocked out without heat and
4116
41171030
411800:46:47,807 --> 00:46:49,087
4119Even thinking about it for Grandma
4120
41211031
412200:46:49,343 --> 00:46:50,367
4123He has no idea what
4124
41251032
412600:46:50,623 --> 00:46:51,647
4127How much to pull
4128
41291033
413000:46:51,903 --> 00:46:52,927
4131But this guy
4132
41331034
413400:46:53,439 --> 00:46:56,255
4135Fish fighting ing Hatchet throwing men he doesn't
4136
41371035
413800:46:56,511 --> 00:46:58,559
4139You're going to pull a punch like it
4140
41411036
414200:46:58,815 --> 00:46:59,839
4143Who's pulling a punch
4144
41451037
414600:47:00,095 --> 00:47:00,863
4147Is like Mike
4148
41491038
415000:47:01,119 --> 00:47:04,447
4151Mike Tyson trying to pull a punch like just don't touch me
4152
41531039
415400:47:04,703 --> 00:47:07,007
4155You're like a pro just don't en touch me
4156
41571040
415800:47:07,775 --> 00:47:09,567
4159I'm on my way with this
4160
41611041
416200:47:10,079 --> 00:47:12,383
4163Is the night that's how that's how old he is
4164
41651042
416600:47:12,639 --> 00:47:13,919
4167Anyway to go over his house
4168
41691043
417000:47:14,431 --> 00:47:15,711
4171To get this ancient wisdom
4172
41731044
417400:47:16,479 --> 00:47:18,271
4175Any guys yeah okay yeah
4176
41771045
417800:47:20,319 --> 00:47:21,343
4179We need to Bondo my
4180
41811046
418200:47:23,135 --> 00:47:23,647
4183My God
4184
41851047
418600:47:24,415 --> 00:47:25,439
4187Any kind of like
4188
41891048
419000:47:26,719 --> 00:47:28,255
4191Moves the bondax Niners
4192
41931049
419400:47:28,511 --> 00:47:29,279
4195Saffron
4196
41971050
419800:47:30,303 --> 00:47:30,815
4199Send it
4200
42011051
420200:47:32,095 --> 00:47:33,119
4203Alright
4204
42051052
420600:47:33,631 --> 00:47:35,679
4207Why do you need the bond of your car anyway
4208
42091053
421000:47:35,935 --> 00:47:36,703
4211The Bullet Hole
4212
42131054
421400:47:37,983 --> 00:47:38,495
4215Turn off
4216
42171055
421800:47:38,751 --> 00:47:42,079
4219Hunting bullet holes
4220
42211056
422200:47:42,847 --> 00:47:44,895
4223Finish your car goes a long time
4224
42251057
422600:47:45,407 --> 00:47:47,455
4227Not long like early nineties
4228
42291058
423000:47:47,711 --> 00:47:48,735
4231Santa Teresa telling me
4232
42331059
423400:47:48,991 --> 00:47:50,015
4235That's a whole
4236
42371060
423800:47:50,271 --> 00:47:51,295
4239That's a whole nother story
4240
42411061
424200:47:52,319 --> 00:47:53,599
4243That was the guy
4244
42451062
424600:47:54,111 --> 00:47:55,135
4247That I learned
4248
42491063
425000:47:55,647 --> 00:47:57,183
4251Everything I know about fighting
4252
42531064
425400:47:57,439 --> 00:47:58,463
4255I know from that guy
4256
42571065
425800:47:58,719 --> 00:47:59,999
4259Highlander parking lot
4260
42611066
426200:48:00,767 --> 00:48:03,071
4263For two years a long story I forget where they start
4264
42651067
426600:48:04,095 --> 00:48:07,423
4267Termites in training interview questions
4268
42691068
427000:48:07,679 --> 00:48:09,215
4271Do you think that you could put me in touch
4272
42731069
427400:48:10,239 --> 00:48:12,031
4275Because I don't need it
4276
42771070
427800:48:12,799 --> 00:48:16,127
4279So your service phone number is Twitter account whatever the fuck
4280
42811071
428200:48:18,175 --> 00:48:19,455
4283You with this guy was missing
4284
42851072
428600:48:19,711 --> 00:48:20,479
4287The brain
4288
42891073
429000:48:21,247 --> 00:48:22,527
4291I got the boy
4292
42931074
429400:48:23,295 --> 00:48:24,831
4295I'm from New York City
4296
42971075
429800:48:25,087 --> 00:48:31,231
4299Google I live in New York City and I'm going to talk about who I am from
4300
43011076
430200:48:31,487 --> 00:48:36,095
4303What the who are you talking to me
4304
43051077
430600:48:36,351 --> 00:48:41,215
4307Do the MARTA Kauffman executive
4308
43091078
431000:48:41,727 --> 00:48:42,751
4311But I got the brains
4312
43131079
431400:48:43,519 --> 00:48:49,663
4315This guy this guy is probably from bumble phuc bumble where I don't know where the god
4316
43171080
431800:48:49,919 --> 00:48:52,735
4319Flyover country likes Trump so much
4320
43211081
432200:48:52,991 --> 00:48:56,063
4323Okay cuz nobody from the coast whatever like Trump
4324
43251082
432600:48:56,831 --> 00:48:57,599
4327Therefore
4328
43291083
433000:48:58,111 --> 00:48:59,135
4331I'm getting there
4332
43331084
433400:48:59,647 --> 00:49:04,255
4335I can't even a 2+2 he's going to have that he's going to add five plus five ten ten cab
4336
43371085
433800:49:04,511 --> 00:49:06,047
4339He's on the ground thanks to me
4340
43411086
434200:49:06,559 --> 00:49:10,399
4343Okay what's your prediction what round do you can go first round first right now
4344
43451087
434600:49:11,423 --> 00:49:11,935
4347Why do you ask
4348
43491088
435000:49:12,191 --> 00:49:14,239
4351Cuz I just want to get hours on me
4352
43531089
435400:49:14,495 --> 00:49:16,799
4355First-year betting 50 bucks on you preemptively
4356
43571090
435800:49:17,823 --> 00:49:19,103
4359Okay $50 on me
4360
43611091
436200:49:19,359 --> 00:49:20,639
4363Window tinting
4364
43651092
436600:49:20,895 --> 00:49:22,687
4367First I got his prediction
4368
43691093
437000:49:24,479 --> 00:49:29,599
4371Oh I want to see one more thing here several times said that he's going to have sex with my disabled ex-wife
4372
43731094
437400:49:29,855 --> 00:49:30,367
4375Okay
4376
43771095
437800:49:31,135 --> 00:49:31,647
4379I'm going to
4380
43811096
438200:49:34,463 --> 00:49:35,743
4383Like badly be disabled
4384
43851097
438600:49:35,999 --> 00:49:36,767
4387What if he promises
4388
43891098
439000:49:37,023 --> 00:49:38,047
4391To find her in a part
4392
43931099
439400:49:38,815 --> 00:49:39,583
4395What type of allergen
4396
43971100
439800:49:41,119 --> 00:49:41,887
4399Not joking
4400
44011101
440200:49:42,655 --> 00:49:44,703
4403If you found a place to live I would take a die
4404
44051102
440600:49:45,727 --> 00:49:50,335
4407Okay me it's the biggest rest of my life right now that my poor ex-wife is at the terrible condition
4408
44091103
441000:49:50,847 --> 00:49:51,359
4411Worksheet
4412
44131104
441400:49:51,871 --> 00:49:53,663
4415You got mattress I thought you too serious
4416
44171105
441800:49:53,919 --> 00:49:55,199
4419Rare disease it's a tear
4420
44211106
442200:49:55,455 --> 00:49:56,991
4423Forgiving someone had a mass
4424
44251107
442600:49:57,503 --> 00:50:00,575
4427Ellen likes it was like I got a pill that will cure your IMAX like I'll do anything
4428
44291108
443000:50:00,831 --> 00:50:04,927
4431Give me the pill it's like it's like having cancer and it's a life long debilitation
4432
44331109
443400:50:05,439 --> 00:50:07,487
4435Yeah I would I would kiss that I would take it.
4436
44371110
443800:50:07,743 --> 00:50:08,511
4439You might not have to
4440
44411111
444200:50:09,023 --> 00:50:09,791
4443I hope not
4444
44451112
444600:50:11,327 --> 00:50:12,351
4447Well
4448
44491113
445000:50:12,607 --> 00:50:14,143
4451Anyway back to what I was saying about video
4452
44531114
445400:50:15,423 --> 00:50:17,983
4455The other great there's so much fun to watch fifteen years too late
4456
44571115
445800:50:19,263 --> 00:50:21,055
4459We could have been making an idiot
4460
44611116
446200:50:21,567 --> 00:50:23,871
4463You can do it today but I don't understand
4464
44651117
446600:50:24,127 --> 00:50:25,151
4467I love
4468
44691118
447000:50:25,663 --> 00:50:26,175
4471The video game
4472
44731119
447400:50:27,711 --> 00:50:29,503
4475Love it all I want to do
4476
44771120
447800:50:30,015 --> 00:50:30,783
4479Come home
4480
44811121
448200:50:32,319 --> 00:50:34,879
4483What about their obsessively like these guys
4484
44851122
448600:50:35,391 --> 00:50:36,415
4487I don't have it anymore
4488
44891123
449000:50:36,671 --> 00:50:39,999
4491I lost the Love of the Game you would that's what I'm saying I lost
4492
44931124
449400:50:40,255 --> 00:50:45,119
4495The love I don't have that if I don't have it in me anymore hello
4496
44971125
449800:50:45,631 --> 00:50:46,655
4499You care again
4500
45011126
450200:50:46,911 --> 00:50:48,191
4503Because these people make
4504
45051127
450600:50:48,447 --> 00:50:50,495
4507Pictures of two making $500 a night in tips
4508
45091128
451000:50:51,007 --> 00:50:51,775
4511Putting twitch
4512
45131129
451400:50:52,031 --> 00:50:53,567
4515We're friends making
4516
45171130
451800:50:54,591 --> 00:50:55,103
4519Huntress
4520
45211131
452200:50:55,359 --> 00:50:56,383
4523Thousands of dollars
4524
45251132
452600:50:57,151 --> 00:50:58,431
4527Is it the game tonight
4528
45291133
453000:50:58,687 --> 00:50:59,967
4531Podcaster of the day
4532
45331134
453400:51:00,735 --> 00:51:02,271
4535That's it man that's your wife
4536
45371135
453800:51:02,783 --> 00:51:04,319
4539We can make a whole house out of glass and
4540
45411136
454200:51:04,831 --> 00:51:09,439
4543Form all day that's what makes you rich
4544
45451137
454600:51:09,951 --> 00:51:11,999
4547I came in like a funny biggest
4548
45491138
455000:51:12,255 --> 00:51:12,767
4551Problem
4552
45531139
455400:51:13,279 --> 00:51:13,791
4555You know I like
4556
45571140
455800:51:14,047 --> 00:51:16,095
4559Fairfield Prime problems with head like a
4560
45611141
456200:51:16,351 --> 00:51:18,143
4563Funny name for a black guy
4564
45651142
456600:51:18,655 --> 00:51:19,423
4567What were some of them
4568
45691143
457000:51:19,679 --> 00:51:23,519
4571Rose Peddler exactly you know things like that
4572
45731144
457400:51:24,031 --> 00:51:26,079
4575I got a turns into Uber pool
4576
45771145
457800:51:27,103 --> 00:51:27,615
4579Turn
4580
45811146
458200:51:28,127 --> 00:51:29,151
4583Indian pool
4584
45851147
458600:51:29,919 --> 00:51:30,943
4587We all take you to pull here
4588
45891148
459000:51:31,711 --> 00:51:32,479
4591Did you say $4
4592
45931149
459400:51:32,735 --> 00:51:36,575
4595You took an Uber pool when you did that you taking your pussy free thought you told stories about
4596
45971150
459800:51:36,831 --> 00:51:37,343
4599Taking
4600
46011151
460200:51:37,599 --> 00:51:39,647
4603Yeah I stop taking them cuz everybody bitches
4604
46051152
460600:51:39,903 --> 00:51:43,487
4607Yes and it's like that uncomfortable amount of bitching where
4608
46091153
461000:51:43,999 --> 00:51:44,767
4611The only reason
4612
46131154
461400:51:45,023 --> 00:51:46,303
4615I'm at State Fair
4616
46171155
461800:51:46,559 --> 00:51:47,583
4619The people in the pool
4620
46211156
462200:51:47,839 --> 00:51:48,863
4623Are assholes to the drive
4624
46251157
462600:51:49,887 --> 00:51:53,983
4627I want to defend the guy I like I want to make I want to treat them like shit
4628
46291158
463000:51:54,239 --> 00:51:58,335
4631What if I escalated they're going to give him a bad like it only hurts to drive
4632
46331159
463400:51:59,103 --> 00:52:02,431
4635Cuz I can ask her later because then they'll give him shit or they'll give him a bad rating
4636
46371160
463800:52:02,943 --> 00:52:03,967
4639Are you going to sit there
4640
46411161
464200:52:04,223 --> 00:52:07,039
4643And suck on my rage which I hate doing so I don't like it
4644
46451162
464600:52:07,551 --> 00:52:08,831
4647If I pay more
4648
46491163
465000:52:09,087 --> 00:52:11,135
4651Not have to deal I've never taking the pool
4652
46531164
465400:52:11,391 --> 00:52:12,671
4655Never do it now because
4656
46571165
465800:52:12,927 --> 00:52:14,207
4659I don't want to be around people
4660
46611166
466200:52:14,463 --> 00:52:15,487
4663Is it
4664
46651167
466600:52:15,743 --> 00:52:19,583
4667Rebecca from the dick said one time a time in Liverpool a ladies in front
4668
46691168
467000:52:19,839 --> 00:52:22,911
4671And she's complaining like oh my God how many more people do we have to
4672
46731169
467400:52:24,191 --> 00:52:27,775
4675Are there was a limit on the amount of people who have to pick up in this pool and the driver's license for
4676
46771170
467800:52:28,031 --> 00:52:34,175
4679It says that right in the thing I can call that you've grown up with your whole ing life you idiot
4680
46811171
468200:52:34,431 --> 00:52:39,295
4683Suddenly seats 5 people this isn't a magical luperon they all seem five
4684
46851172
468600:52:39,551 --> 00:52:40,575
4687Yes I am ing
4688
46891173
469000:52:41,343 --> 00:52:45,951
4691If you need it was on the goddamn door everybody knows it they all C5
4692
46931174
469400:52:46,207 --> 00:52:52,351
4695It's not a luxury Cruiser you pick Super Bowl but you can only afford $2 to drive to this
4696
46971175
469800:52:52,607 --> 00:52:53,631
4699Story stupid bitch
4700
47011176
470200:52:53,887 --> 00:52:55,679
4703Stop and squeeze it in there
4704
47051177
470600:52:55,935 --> 00:53:00,031
4707Twins be grateful that you're touching someone for the first time and still months
4708
47091178
471000:53:00,543 --> 00:53:02,079
4711Guess what you got in your lap
4712
47131179
471400:53:02,591 --> 00:53:03,103
4715ing
4716
47171180
471800:53:03,615 --> 00:53:08,223
4719Boxes from Barney's in Saks Fifth Avenue she has so she has
4720
47211181
472200:53:08,479 --> 00:53:14,623
4723Hundreds of dollars worth of shoes and ship Sephora boxes all this crap and she's giving this guy
4724
47251182
472600:53:14,879 --> 00:53:17,951
4727Should she try to save $2 by taking your pool
4728
47291183
473000:53:18,719 --> 00:53:19,743
4731You got the money
4732
47331184
473400:53:19,999 --> 00:53:23,327
4735Uber black uberX Uber VIP
4736
47371185
473800:53:23,839 --> 00:53:27,935
4739So it's like that's always ing people complaining when they don't move over
4740
47411186
474200:53:28,191 --> 00:53:31,007
4743I'm trying to hold my girlfriend they pull over
4744
47451187
474600:53:31,519 --> 00:53:32,287
4747On the right
4748
47491188
475000:53:32,543 --> 00:53:33,823
4751Try to enter to the right
4752
47531189
475400:53:34,335 --> 00:53:40,479
4755They don't move over to know I got to walk all the way around the car and she's got to the front shift over one
4756
47571190
475800:53:40,735 --> 00:53:43,807
4759That's too much exercise for you you can pull phuc
4760
47611191
476200:53:44,063 --> 00:53:45,087
4763Which one is
4764
47651192
476600:53:45,855 --> 00:53:46,367
4767When they
4768
47691193
477000:53:46,879 --> 00:53:47,647
4771It's the opposite
4772
47731194
477400:53:48,159 --> 00:53:49,183
4775When they're friendly
4776
47771195
477800:53:49,695 --> 00:53:50,719
4779It's also Tara
4780
47811196
478200:53:51,231 --> 00:53:57,375
4783When are you going okay we're going to sleep late so what do you do when the people start talking to you
4784
47851197
478600:53:57,631 --> 00:53:58,143
4787Is now
4788
47891198
479000:53:58,399 --> 00:53:59,423
4791The driver thinks
4792
47931199
479400:53:59,935 --> 00:54:06,079
4795I can start talking on my fantasy come to life festival
4796
47971200
479800:54:06,335 --> 00:54:12,479
4799And now it's a ing pedal show in the goddamn car really everybody sounding off on this and sound
4800
48011201
480200:54:12,735 --> 00:54:16,063
4803Turn off on that in the weather and Trump rosebush it's just like
4804
48051202
480600:54:16,575 --> 00:54:22,719
4807Can I put in my headphones harder somehow like do I have to put into pairs of headphones so you could buy like a boy
4808
48091203
481000:54:22,975 --> 00:54:27,071
4811Lincoln head feels like I'm not listening to you I have earbuds in
4812
48131204
481400:54:27,839 --> 00:54:29,631
4815For the love of God
4816
48171205
481800:54:29,887 --> 00:54:34,495
4819Everybody shut up I'm trying to get home and save $2
4820
48211206
482200:54:34,751 --> 00:54:37,311
4823Everybody shut up you know we need
4824
48251207
482600:54:37,567 --> 00:54:38,591
4827Is the headphones don't work
4828
48291208
483000:54:38,847 --> 00:54:41,663
4831If you don't want to talk to somebody the headphone is in
4832
48331209
483400:54:42,943 --> 00:54:44,223
4835We need to have like
4836
48371210
483800:54:44,991 --> 00:54:46,271
4839Like when you like in the May
4840
48411211
484200:54:46,527 --> 00:54:47,295
4843Tricks on a plug-in and age
4844
48451212
484600:54:47,807 --> 00:54:48,319
4847Go dead
4848
48491213
485000:54:49,087 --> 00:54:53,439
4851The strings get cut out of you that needs to be some kind of like button I can set a timer on
4852
48531214
485400:54:53,695 --> 00:54:55,231
4855Where I hit it and then my body just
4856
48571215
485800:54:55,487 --> 00:54:57,023
4859Collapses like yeah
4860
48611216
486200:54:58,303 --> 00:55:01,375
4863Press this button to activate me when we get to the destination
4864
48651217
486600:55:01,631 --> 00:55:07,775
4867Cuz I need to look like I'm dead for you to stop trying to talk to me black there we go I'm out
4868
48691218
487000:55:08,287 --> 00:55:09,823
4871Great ing just grabbed
4872
48731219
487400:55:10,847 --> 00:55:11,359
4875I'm healthy
4876
48771220
487800:55:12,127 --> 00:55:13,407
4879That's a great idea Red Dog
4880
48811221
488200:55:14,175 --> 00:55:14,687
4883Oh
4884
48851222
488600:55:15,455 --> 00:55:15,967
4887By the way
4888
48891223
489000:55:16,223 --> 00:55:16,735
4891Patrick
4892
48931224
489400:55:16,991 --> 00:55:17,503
4895If I
4896
48971225
489800:55:17,759 --> 00:55:18,527
4899If there's a plane
4900
49011226
490200:55:19,039 --> 00:55:20,063
4903And it's like not full
4904
49051227
490600:55:20,319 --> 00:55:20,831
4907It's not empty
4908
49091228
491000:55:21,855 --> 00:55:23,391
4911You want make sure no one sits next to you
4912
49131229
491400:55:24,159 --> 00:55:24,927
4915Did you set my do I
4916
49171230
491800:55:25,183 --> 00:55:25,695
4919Call Mickey
4920
49211231
492200:55:27,743 --> 00:55:28,255
4923Is it there
4924
49251232
492600:55:29,279 --> 00:55:30,047
4927Describe the face on me
4928
49291233
493000:55:33,375 --> 00:55:34,911
4931It was like a serious as seen at giant cake
4932
49331234
493400:55:38,495 --> 00:55:39,775
4935Like I'm numb numb numb numb numb
4936
49371235
493800:55:40,031 --> 00:55:41,823
4939If you make the stink face Donal sitting next to
4940
49411236
494200:55:42,335 --> 00:55:43,871
4943You going to make the stink face for 10 minutes
4944
49451237
494600:55:44,383 --> 00:55:50,527
4947What people are filing another filing if you do it on the bus to because you don't want to sit next to you in then finally when the doors closed
4948
49491238
495000:55:50,783 --> 00:55:51,807
4951Stinkface goes away
4952
49531239
495400:55:52,063 --> 00:55:52,831
4955You fooled everyone
4956
49571240
495800:55:55,135 --> 00:56:01,279
4959Right on you got a raise today oh my God it's episode ever ask you but you're basically
4960
49611241
496200:56:01,535 --> 00:56:02,047
4963Play the cow house
4964
49651242
496600:56:02,303 --> 00:56:05,631
4967Do the show I mean no no no no no start doing some work
4968
49691243
497000:56:09,471 --> 00:56:09,983
4971Well
4972
49731244
497400:56:10,495 --> 00:56:12,543
4975I'll tell you what I'll tell you what I have
4976
49771245
497800:56:12,799 --> 00:56:15,615
4979Has pissed me off lately has been me a rage line
4980
49811246
498200:56:16,383 --> 00:56:18,687
4983Well it's been had to go to a couple of wedding
4984
49851247
498600:56:19,199 --> 00:56:19,967
4987All
4988
49891248
499000:56:20,223 --> 00:56:20,735
4991Good
4992
49931249
499400:56:20,991 --> 00:56:22,271
4995And I'm too old
4996
49971250
499800:56:22,783 --> 00:56:23,551
4999Too old to be going well
5000
50011251
500200:56:25,087 --> 00:56:27,135
5003Here's a 25 you don't get a wedding
5004
50051252
500600:56:27,391 --> 00:56:28,671
5007It said you going to go to the court
5008
50091253
501000:56:29,183 --> 00:56:32,511
5011You must answer if if a man is going to a wedding
5012
50131254
501400:56:32,767 --> 00:56:35,327
5015As a guest it's because the woman he is with
5016
50171255
501800:56:36,095 --> 00:56:36,607
5019Is invited
5020
50211256
502200:56:36,863 --> 00:56:37,631
5023Into the West
5024
50251257
502600:56:38,399 --> 00:56:40,447
5027Yeah or you're like the brother
5028
50291258
503000:56:41,471 --> 00:56:43,775
5031The groom need whatever
5032
50331259
503400:56:44,799 --> 00:56:50,943
5035I want to do whatever I want to do at all time I don't want any obligation libertarian and especially
5036
50371260
503800:56:51,199 --> 00:56:51,967
5039I don't want
5040
50411261
504200:56:52,223 --> 00:56:52,735
5043Who
5044
50451262
504600:56:53,759 --> 00:56:58,367
5047I don't want to have to be inconvenienced or spend any money on something
5048
50491263
505000:56:59,647 --> 00:57:02,975
5051I'd like to hear about that I mean
5052
50531264
505400:57:03,743 --> 00:57:07,071
5055How happy can you be how happy can you be
5056
50571265
505800:57:07,327 --> 00:57:09,887
5059Or somebody else it's it
5060
50611266
506200:57:10,143 --> 00:57:13,215
5063Verde and you're supposed to act like you're just
5064
50651267
506600:57:13,471 --> 00:57:16,543
5067How have you worried about my own shit
5068
50691268
507000:57:16,799 --> 00:57:19,871
5071Lincoln Miracle like it's in a rush and it's
5072
50731269
507400:57:20,383 --> 00:57:21,919
5075You know what and it's
5076
50771270
507800:57:22,687 --> 00:57:24,735
5079It's the time it's the cash it's
5080
50811271
508200:57:24,991 --> 00:57:25,503
5083What's the travel
5084
50851272
508600:57:26,015 --> 00:57:28,319
5087Here's my phone comfortable clothes
5088
50891273
509000:57:28,831 --> 00:57:34,975
5091Rotoworld NFL
5092
50931274
509400:57:35,231 --> 00:57:41,375
5095The ing food sucks ninety-nine times out of a hundred yeah it's always hot it's always there's this
5096
50971275
509800:57:41,631 --> 00:57:47,775
5099You got to listen to the ing handwritten vows and you got it here's another
5100
51011276
510200:57:48,031 --> 00:57:49,311
5103Here's my thought
5104
51051277
510600:57:49,567 --> 00:57:50,335
5107On on
5108
51091278
511000:57:50,591 --> 00:57:51,103
5111On weddings
5112
51131279
511400:57:52,127 --> 00:57:52,895
5115That person
5116
51171280
511800:57:53,663 --> 00:57:54,687
5119The person who's getting married
5120
51211281
512200:57:55,199 --> 00:57:59,551
5123Should only invite people who they're barely friends with
5124
51251282
512600:57:59,807 --> 00:58:01,855
5127Wait wait wait say that slower
5128
51291283
513000:58:02,879 --> 00:58:04,159
5131The closer you are to that
5132
51331284
513400:58:04,671 --> 00:58:05,439
5135The person inviting
5136
51371285
513800:58:05,695 --> 00:58:06,207
5139Yeah
5140
51411286
514200:58:06,719 --> 00:58:11,327
5143Should give a pass to everyone who they really care about and they only invite people out of spite
5144
51451287
514600:58:11,583 --> 00:58:12,095
5147Basically
5148
51491288
515000:58:12,863 --> 00:58:13,631
5151Yes
5152
51531289
515400:58:14,399 --> 00:58:20,031
5155Because then yes you get the cash and cash or just send you again
5156
51571290
515800:58:20,543 --> 00:58:21,055
5159Yeah
5160
51611291
516200:58:21,311 --> 00:58:22,079
5163Okay scam
5164
51651292
516600:58:22,335 --> 00:58:26,175
5167Well shauntay can show up if they want fuck them yeah
5168
51691293
517000:58:26,431 --> 00:58:27,711
5171But networking
5172
51731294
517400:58:27,967 --> 00:58:34,111
5175It's networking to
5176
51771295
517800:58:34,367 --> 00:58:35,391
5179Networking
5180
51811296
518200:58:36,415 --> 00:58:37,695
5183From my perspective it's like it
5184
51851297
518600:58:38,463 --> 00:58:39,487
5187I'm happy for you
5188
51891298
519000:58:39,999 --> 00:58:42,047
5191But I'll catch it at your next wedding
5192
51931299
519400:58:42,559 --> 00:58:43,839
5195So like
5196
51971300
519800:58:44,095 --> 00:58:45,119
5199It's so hard
5200
52011301
520200:58:46,143 --> 00:58:46,911
5203Explain to people
5204
52051302
520600:58:52,031 --> 00:58:55,615
5207I don't want to do things that I didn't come up with me doing
5208
52091303
521000:58:55,871 --> 00:59:00,991
5211I know nobody wants I know just stop and as you get older I think you realize
5212
52131304
521400:59:01,247 --> 00:59:02,271
5215That it's more okay
5216
52171305
521800:59:04,063 --> 00:59:05,855
5219Where is just like you know what's going
5220
52211306
522200:59:06,623 --> 00:59:07,135
5223I don't want to
5224
52251307
522600:59:07,647 --> 00:59:08,671
5227What what you going to do with
5228
52291308
523000:59:08,927 --> 00:59:09,439
5231I don't know
5232
52331309
523400:59:09,695 --> 00:59:10,719
5235ing shit home
5236
52371310
523800:59:11,487 --> 00:59:13,279
5239Sit home and watch Iron Chef
5240
52411311
524200:59:13,535 --> 00:59:15,327
5243Why another dude I need to see this
5244
52451312
524600:59:16,095 --> 00:59:17,887
5247Why do you need everybody
5248
52491313
525000:59:18,143 --> 00:59:19,935
5251Tecumseh this
5252
52531314
525400:59:20,191 --> 00:59:25,055
5255Why do we have to do the whole ing celebration in the first I don't believe that the only time
5256
52571315
525800:59:25,311 --> 00:59:26,847
5259We have to do this
5260
52611316
526200:59:27,103 --> 00:59:28,383
5263I just don't believe
5264
52651317
526600:59:28,639 --> 00:59:29,919
5267That most people
5268
52691318
527000:59:30,175 --> 00:59:32,223
5271Throw most everyone is just that happy
5272
52731319
527400:59:32,479 --> 00:59:32,991
5275For it
5276
52771320
527800:59:33,247 --> 00:59:35,295
5279How happy can you be
5280
52811321
528200:59:36,831 --> 00:59:39,647
5283Yeah I don't know your name but are not
5284
52851322
528600:59:40,159 --> 00:59:41,183
5287The asshole
5288
52891323
529000:59:42,207 --> 00:59:45,023
5291Money you going to buy them a gift you got to travel there
5292
52931324
529400:59:45,279 --> 00:59:47,071
5295You got a ing dress up
5296
52971325
529800:59:47,327 --> 00:59:49,119
5299You got to sit for 2 hours
5300
53011326
530200:59:49,375 --> 00:59:50,655
5303And I'm telling you right now
5304
53051327
530600:59:50,911 --> 00:59:53,471
5307The handwritten vows or maybe the worst part
5308
53091328
531000:59:53,727 --> 00:59:55,775
5311Because you have to hear non-performers
5312
53131329
531400:59:56,543 --> 00:59:59,103
5315Get up on stage in front of everyone either
5316
53171330
531800:59:59,359 --> 01:00:01,919
5319Read some Dumbo shit out of the Bible or
5320
53211331
532201:00:02,175 --> 01:00:08,319
5323Read the thing they were over it's like when they first met I just knew blah blah blah looks like you're not
5324
53251332
532601:00:08,575 --> 01:00:09,087
5327Entertaining
5328
53291333
533001:00:09,599 --> 01:00:10,623
5331I wouldn't ever
5332
53331334
533401:00:10,879 --> 01:00:11,391
5335I wouldn't
5336
53371335
533801:00:11,647 --> 01:00:12,159
5339Watch you
5340
53411336
534201:00:12,415 --> 01:00:13,439
5343Free open mic
5344
53451337
534601:00:13,695 --> 01:00:19,071
5347Not to put you hundred dollars to watch you like love is kind love is patient but when is love real
5348
53491338
535001:00:19,327 --> 01:00:21,119
5351Like Olga
5352
53531339
535401:00:21,631 --> 01:00:25,471
5355The food is not great how many times I've requested chicken fingers
5356
53571340
535801:00:25,983 --> 01:00:26,495
5359Wedding
5360
53611341
536201:00:27,007 --> 01:00:32,639
5363I need never give them to me every time I get invited to a wedding they have the same words like one of your dietary needs
5364
53651342
536601:00:32,895 --> 01:00:39,039
5367Can I write down I am allergic to everything
5368
53691343
537001:00:39,295 --> 01:00:41,599
5371Great jokes
5372
53731344
537401:00:42,111 --> 01:00:48,255
5375I just think I think you should give a pass to everybody you're actually friends with I love that idea
5376
53771345
537801:00:48,511 --> 01:00:54,655
5379Because you can have a party they can all come over just at 12 you getting drunk getting high hanging out in a cabin or whatever it does have to
5380
53811346
538201:00:54,911 --> 01:00:56,191
5383Big ing thing
5384
53851347
538601:00:56,447 --> 01:00:59,263
5387I love this same thing with other people having a baby
5388
53891348
539001:01:01,055 --> 01:01:02,335
5391That's part of the baby
5392
53931349
539401:01:02,591 --> 01:01:03,615
5395Well that's a ghetto
5396
53971350
539801:01:03,871 --> 01:01:05,151
5399The baby showers
5400
54011351
540201:01:05,407 --> 01:01:11,551
5403So you going to go over and see the baby snake in those there snake
5404
54051352
540601:01:11,807 --> 01:01:15,647
5407Make a note they're not only are they sneaking guys onto the baby showers now
5408
54091353
541001:01:15,903 --> 01:01:20,767
5411Which I will never never go to the trying to make this a couples thing
5412
54131354
541401:01:21,023 --> 01:01:24,351
5415They're also doing revealing the gender
5416
54171355
541801:01:24,863 --> 01:01:25,375
5419Parties
5420
54211356
542201:01:26,143 --> 01:01:30,751
5423With the where they have like a cake or something cut into it in there's a big magical moment
5424
54251357
542601:01:31,775 --> 01:01:33,055
5427Here is the actual
5428
54291358
543001:01:33,311 --> 01:01:38,943
5431What is persimmon spells out it's a it's a boy
5432
54331359
543401:01:41,503 --> 01:01:43,039
5435Is it everyone I'll go to that
5436
54371360
543801:01:43,551 --> 01:01:44,575
5439Oh no that one
5440
54411361
544201:01:44,831 --> 01:01:47,135
5443Then we won that one guys did you see it
5444
54451362
544601:01:47,391 --> 01:01:51,231
5447And that's what it would be every time if it fits
5448
54491363
545001:01:51,999 --> 01:01:55,839
5451If it's a girl that turns out she's gets a bunch of jewelry but if it's a boy
5452
54531364
545401:01:56,095 --> 01:02:02,239
5455Guy blows a big old load right over a phase never goes out like a sporting event
5456
54571365
545801:02:02,495 --> 01:02:04,287
5459Can you win that one see you next time
5460
54611366
546201:02:04,543 --> 01:02:05,055
5463The next
5464
54651367
546601:02:05,311 --> 01:02:08,895
5467ing baby shower this is everything that ing contest
5468
54691368
547001:02:09,663 --> 01:02:10,687
5471How happy could you be
5472
54731369
547401:02:10,943 --> 01:02:13,247
5475Right this is like you're watching the wedding
5476
54771370
547801:02:13,503 --> 01:02:19,647
5479You know exactly what's in the guy's mind and everybody there knows exactly what's in his mind I will just not
5480
54811371
548201:02:20,415 --> 01:02:20,927
5483Like
5484
54851372
548601:02:21,183 --> 01:02:21,695
5487Okay
5488
54891373
549001:02:21,951 --> 01:02:26,559
5491This is a big magical moment for both like we both we all know when you thinking
5492
54931374
549401:02:28,095 --> 01:02:34,239
5495I kind of got roped into this I kind of didn't I couldn't delay it any longer guys this one's goes longer
5496
54971375
549801:02:34,495 --> 01:02:39,615
5499This was the longest I could delay it with my personal except that with with how much I can personally
5500
55011376
550201:02:39,871 --> 01:02:44,735
5503Except risk and I could not manipulated any to delay this any longer
5504
55051377
550601:02:44,991 --> 01:02:51,135
5507Pictures of this is a test this is my Custer's Last Stand this was as long as I can ing go as long as I can
5508
55091378
551001:02:51,391 --> 01:02:57,535
5511Edge it out I couldn't come up with any more excuses why we couldn't get married in here I ing a.m.
5512
55131379
551401:02:57,791 --> 01:02:58,815
5515I do
5516
55171380
551801:02:59,071 --> 01:02:59,583
5519You blow it
5520
55211381
552201:03:00,351 --> 01:03:02,911
5523You got any tips to put in put all your tips in the time capsule
5524
55251382
552601:03:03,167 --> 01:03:08,287
5527This is like the Edge of Tomorrow the Tom Cruise movie where he replays the same day like Groundhog's Day
5528
55291383
553001:03:08,543 --> 01:03:10,335
5531Write and write down everything you did
5532
55331384
553401:03:10,591 --> 01:03:13,663
5535And the next guy that does will try to get another week out of it
5536
55371385
553801:03:13,919 --> 01:03:15,199
5539Or he's got to do it
5540
55411386
554201:03:16,223 --> 01:03:17,247
5543Let's go drink
5544
55451387
554601:03:17,759 --> 01:03:19,551
5547Let's go ing a podcast
5548
55491388
555001:03:21,599 --> 01:03:23,903
5551Is Cash pars am I right
5552
55531389
555401:03:24,159 --> 01:03:25,183
5555Pataki
5556
55571390
555801:03:26,719 --> 01:03:27,231
5559That's good
5560
55611391
556201:03:27,743 --> 01:03:28,255
5563Really good one
5564
55651392
556601:03:28,767 --> 01:03:34,911
5567Funny play I hope you type the rage boar came from the heart could tell what little heart I have
5568
55691393
557001:03:35,167 --> 01:03:36,959
5571What are the rates for in Forever
5572
55731394
557401:03:37,215 --> 01:03:42,335
5575I guess I should probably go to the dick Tosh.O and then no I'm not putting you on cuz you'll be you'll be the first place
5576
55771395
557801:03:42,591 --> 01:03:44,127
5579You'll be number one forever and then
5580
55811396
558201:03:44,383 --> 01:03:45,151
5583There won't be
5584
55851397
558601:03:45,407 --> 01:03:51,551
5587They'll be no competition for anybody else that's a good right now Peaches on top and she just overtook Magic
5588
55891398
559001:03:52,063 --> 01:03:53,599
5591Is there will be no no no
5592
55931399
559401:03:53,855 --> 01:03:55,647
5595I'll try to bring an ulcer to bring in a rage
5596
55971400
559801:03:55,903 --> 01:03:56,671
5599Fairly regular
5600
56011401
560201:03:57,695 --> 01:03:58,975
5603You're right since I sent some
5604
56051402
560601:03:59,231 --> 01:03:59,743
5607Apparently I
5608
56091403
561001:04:00,255 --> 01:04:01,279
5611Slid into the role of
5612
56131404
561401:04:02,303 --> 01:04:04,607
5615Cow pattern while no one was looking
5616
56171405
561801:04:05,119 --> 01:04:10,239
5619Someone that's what life is it happens when no one's looking Carnival
5620
56211406
562201:04:10,495 --> 01:04:13,567
5623Voting in distracting while Sean became a cop
5624
56251407
562601:04:15,359 --> 01:04:18,431
5627Alright I do you want to hear I'm the last one to know
5628
56291408
563001:04:19,711 --> 01:04:20,991
5631Do you want to hear a prank call
5632
56331409
563401:04:21,247 --> 01:04:23,551
5635From the phone losers or Gonzaga
5636
56371410
563801:04:24,319 --> 01:04:25,087
5639The phone
5640
56411411
564201:04:25,343 --> 01:04:26,879
5643If so these guys do prank calls
5644
56451412
564601:04:27,391 --> 01:04:28,927
5647Lil Durk they listen to the show
5648
56491413
565001:04:29,439 --> 01:04:30,719
5651Nephew Tommy Prank Calls
5652
56531414
565401:04:31,231 --> 01:04:33,535
5655They're really funny they sent they finally did one
5656
56571415
565801:04:33,791 --> 01:04:34,559
5659Are they they
5660
56611416
566201:04:34,815 --> 01:04:36,351
5663Finally did one that I thought would be appropriate
5664
56651417
566601:04:41,471 --> 01:04:43,007
5667Fancy way to say how can I help you
5668
56691418
567001:04:43,263 --> 01:04:44,799
5671Hey kayli is this the grooming
5672
56731419
567401:04:46,335 --> 01:04:47,103
5675Okay great this
5676
56771420
567801:04:47,359 --> 01:04:50,175
5679Is John from the corporate office with Petco
5680
56811421
568201:04:51,455 --> 01:04:54,783
5683And I do honey dogs in there right now that you're grooming
5684
56851422
568601:04:55,295 --> 01:04:58,623
5687Yeah I might have three I have to finish what's the name
5688
56891423
569001:04:59,135 --> 01:05:00,927
5691I'm at the dog have to finish
5692
56931424
569401:05:01,439 --> 01:05:03,231
5695I'm Hannah Madison Ivy
5696
56971425
569801:05:03,743 --> 01:05:04,255
5699Madacc
5700
57011426
570201:05:05,023 --> 01:05:05,535
5703Yeah
5704
57051427
570601:05:05,791 --> 01:05:08,863
5707I want to talk to Maddox wait Hannah Maddox and Ivy
5708
57091428
571001:05:09,375 --> 01:05:11,679
5711Yeah the dog that I have I'll be okay
5712
57131429
571401:05:11,935 --> 01:05:15,263
5715Could you put Maddox on the phone please I just need to have a quick word with him
5716
57171430
571801:05:15,775 --> 01:05:21,919
5719I'm sorry about the dog I have to do are you talking about the groomers that are in here
5720
57211431
572201:05:22,175 --> 01:05:22,943
5723I know what I'm doing I just
5724
57251432
572601:05:23,199 --> 01:05:23,711
5727If you could just
5728
57291433
573001:05:23,967 --> 01:05:25,759
5731Hold the phone up to the dog's ear
5732
57331434
573401:05:26,015 --> 01:05:30,879
5735Okay I'm going to go get him one second
5736
57371435
573801:05:36,255 --> 01:05:39,071
5739Are about to put the phone up to it there okay okay
5740
57411436
574201:05:39,327 --> 01:05:39,839
5743Hey girl
5744
57451437
574601:05:40,863 --> 01:05:41,375
5747Maddox
5748
57491438
575001:05:41,887 --> 01:05:42,399
5751Maddox
5752
57531439
575401:05:42,655 --> 01:05:46,239
5755Who's a good boy who's a good boy are you a good boy Natick
5756
57571440
575801:05:46,751 --> 01:05:47,775
5759Yes you are
5760
57611441
576201:05:48,287 --> 01:05:49,311
5763You're a good Lee Maddox
5764
57651442
576601:05:50,079 --> 01:05:51,615
5767Yes you are you're a good boy
5768
57691443
577001:05:52,639 --> 01:05:53,663
5771You're such a good boy Natick
5772
57731444
577401:05:57,247 --> 01:05:57,759
5775Maddox
5776
57771445
577801:05:58,527 --> 01:05:59,039
5779Maddox
5780
57811446
578201:05:59,551 --> 01:06:00,831
5783Maddox you're a good boy
5784
57851447
578601:06:01,343 --> 01:06:02,879
5787You are such a good boy
5788
57891448
579001:06:03,647 --> 01:06:04,671
5791Maddox go get the ball
5792
57931449
579401:06:05,183 --> 01:06:06,207
5795Go get the ball
5796
57971450
579801:06:06,463 --> 01:06:07,487
5799Go to the park
5800
58011451
580201:06:08,255 --> 01:06:10,559
5803This is Corporate man are you still there
5804
58051452
580601:06:12,095 --> 01:06:15,679
5807Oh yeah yeah I'm good he responded I could like he wasn't really anything
5808
58091453
581001:06:16,191 --> 01:06:21,567
5811Can looking around can we just put it up there one more time
5812
58131454
581401:06:22,079 --> 01:06:23,103
5815Yeah okay
5816
58171455
581801:06:25,407 --> 01:06:26,175
5819Maddox
5820
58211456
582201:06:26,431 --> 01:06:29,503
5823Who's a good boy who's a good boy Maddox
5824
58251457
582601:06:30,015 --> 01:06:33,087
5827You're a good boy yes you are Maddox you're looking boy
5828
58291458
583001:06:33,855 --> 01:06:34,879
5831Maddox is a good boy
5832
58331459
583401:06:35,647 --> 01:06:36,927
5835Okay I'm done now
5836
58371460
583801:06:38,207 --> 01:06:39,231
5839I feel
5840
58411461
584201:06:39,487 --> 01:06:41,023
5843Maddox you're a good boy
5844
58451462
584601:06:41,279 --> 01:06:42,559
5847Now who's a good boy
5848
58491463
585001:06:43,327 --> 01:06:44,607
5851Maddox are you ing deaf
5852
58531464
585401:06:45,119 --> 01:06:46,911
5855I'm asking who the ing good boy is
5856
58571465
585801:06:47,423 --> 01:06:48,703
5859The fuck is wrong with you Maddox
5860
58611466
586201:06:49,727 --> 01:06:51,007
5863What the fuck net
5864
58651467
586601:06:51,519 --> 01:06:54,591
5867I'm starting to shake now okay he's pissing me off
5868
58691468
587001:06:55,871 --> 01:06:57,919
5871You know what fuck Maddox go get Hannah
5872
58731469
587401:07:00,223 --> 01:07:06,367
5875Okay if you're going to be talking like that so I don't think that's very professional I know I should have said I should have said the fuck words matter
5876
58771470
587801:07:06,623 --> 01:07:07,135
5879Text Liz
5880
58811471
588201:07:07,647 --> 01:07:08,159
5883You know
5884
58851472
588601:07:09,183 --> 01:07:13,791
5887What is that my I'm going to get my manager so you can speak to him okay
5888
58891473
589001:07:14,815 --> 01:07:18,143
5891No that's the dogs in the back which one Hannah Row IV
5892
58931474
589401:07:19,167 --> 01:07:23,519
5895No there's a whole bunch of other dogs here like I'm not feeling groomer okay can you tell those other dogs
5896
58971475
589801:07:24,031 --> 01:07:25,311
5899Can you tell those other dogs too
5900
59011476
590201:07:25,567 --> 01:07:26,591
5903Shut the ing
5904
59051477
590601:07:27,871 --> 01:07:31,199
5907We're trying to get my manager to get my manager
5908
59091478
591001:07:31,967 --> 01:07:34,783
5911Data manager
5912
59131479
591401:07:35,295 --> 01:07:36,063
5915Oh my God
5916
59171480
591801:07:37,855 --> 01:07:38,367
5919Phone Losers
5920
59211481
592201:07:39,391 --> 01:07:40,159
5923Hello hello
5924
59251482
592601:07:40,671 --> 01:07:46,047
5927Yeah so my manager told me to hang up on you because you're being really rude are you talking to me
5928
59291483
593001:07:47,327 --> 01:07:48,863
5931Barbie
5932
59331484
593401:07:53,471 --> 01:07:55,519
5935Will you ever know if you ever want to know why your dogs lay
5936
59371485
593801:07:58,591 --> 01:08:00,895
5939It's like have you ever heard of the movie compliance
5940
59411486
594201:08:01,407 --> 01:08:03,967
5943No it's on it's based on a real story or somebody
5944
59451487
594601:08:04,479 --> 01:08:08,319
5947It's only called until I can McDonald's was like I'm from corporate there's a good
5948
59491488
595001:08:08,575 --> 01:08:11,903
5951The girl is buying chicken right now as a shoplifter you have to ask order to the back
5952
59531489
595401:08:12,671 --> 01:08:14,463
5955And then they did and they're like you got two strips
5956
59571490
595801:08:15,487 --> 01:08:15,999
5959I'm like
5960
59611491
596201:08:16,511 --> 01:08:17,535
5963In the end
5964
59651492
596601:08:17,791 --> 01:08:19,839
5967The person the manager the valves like
5968
59691493
597001:08:20,095 --> 01:08:22,399
5971Really comply because they're like well corporate told me to do it
5972
59731494
597401:08:22,655 --> 01:08:24,191
5975Forgot to strip search The Stranger
5976
59771495
597801:08:24,703 --> 01:08:27,007
5979Is based on a real thing that like a real
5980
59811496
598201:08:27,263 --> 01:08:29,311
5983Crazy person called into a real McDonald's
5984
59851497
598601:08:29,567 --> 01:08:31,615
5987And a real crazy person really strips or someone
5988
59891498
599001:08:31,871 --> 01:08:34,175
5991Set anniversary made out of a compliance so that's like
5992
59931499
599401:08:35,455 --> 01:08:36,735
5995What will people not to
5996
59971500
599801:08:37,503 --> 01:08:42,879
5999You call it you call in and say you're from corporate and I'll do anything
6000
60011501
600201:08:43,135 --> 01:08:44,159
6003Let me talk to the dog
6004
60051502
600601:08:44,415 --> 01:08:46,719
6007I will give me the people not in the dog
6008
60091503
601001:08:47,487 --> 01:08:48,255
6011Okay
6012
60131504
601401:08:51,583 --> 01:08:52,607
6015Some comments here
6016
60171505
601801:08:53,375 --> 01:08:56,447
6019Take a big fan of your podcast and I have some funny and weird
6020
60211506
602201:08:56,703 --> 01:08:57,727
6023Bill Nye cast
6024
60251507
602601:09:02,335 --> 01:09:06,175
6027When I was about 19 I had an interview come up for a NASA space Grant scholar
6028
60291508
603001:09:07,199 --> 01:09:09,247
6031And I had to wear a suit for the first time in my entire life
6032
60331509
603401:09:09,759 --> 01:09:11,551
6035No one in my family knew how to put on a tie
6036
60371510
603801:09:12,319 --> 01:09:16,671
6039After driving around in Consulting with various uncle's the only person who knew how
6040
60411511
604201:09:17,183 --> 01:09:17,951
6043What's a mortician
6044
60451512
604601:09:18,463 --> 01:09:19,231
6047My Uncle Mike
6048
60491513
605001:09:24,351 --> 01:09:24,863
6051Riding crop
6052
60531514
605401:09:26,911 --> 01:09:27,423
6055Or
6056
60571515
605801:09:31,519 --> 01:09:34,335
6059What am I I'm not judge I don't know how to tie it
6060
60611516
606201:09:35,359 --> 01:09:38,431
6063Know the phrase how.to.tie.a.tie has been Googled about
6064
60651517
606601:09:39,455 --> 01:09:39,967
6067In time
6068
60691518
607001:09:40,223 --> 01:09:42,527
6071That's the number of times I've worn a tie
6072
60731519
607401:09:43,295 --> 01:09:43,807
6075Maybe they just
6076
60771520
607801:09:44,575 --> 01:09:45,087
6079I figured every
6080
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608201:09:45,855 --> 01:09:47,903
6083I figured every like generation above us
6084
60851522
608601:09:48,415 --> 01:09:49,439
6087New how to tie a tie
6088
60891523
609001:09:52,511 --> 01:09:53,535
6091The mortician was all
6092
60931524
609401:09:54,047 --> 01:09:55,839
6095And couldn't quite remember how to do it
6096
60971525
609801:09:56,095 --> 01:10:00,191
6099Cuz he's been retired for some years and I ended up having to lie down
6100
61011526
610201:10:00,703 --> 01:10:01,471
6103So he could complete the
6104
61051527
610601:10:04,287 --> 01:10:05,055
6107Bill Nye
6108
61091528
611001:10:05,567 --> 01:10:06,847
6111Told this story
6112
61131529
611401:10:07,359 --> 01:10:08,127
6115From me
6116
61171530
611801:10:08,639 --> 01:10:09,919
6119And tried to pass it off
6120
61211531
612201:10:10,431 --> 01:10:11,455
6123As his own
6124
61251532
612601:10:11,711 --> 01:10:13,759
6127On the creationist debate with Ken Ham
6128
61291533
613001:10:14,015 --> 01:10:18,111
6131I have no idea what his motivation was how did he get access to that information
6132
61331534
613401:10:18,367 --> 01:10:19,647
6135I have no idea what is motivation was
6136
61371535
613801:10:19,903 --> 01:10:25,535
6139And as I was watching the debate in real time I found it to be very surreal as my phone started blowing up
6140
61411536
614201:10:25,791 --> 01:10:28,863
6143With questions from Friends while asking if I knew
6144
61451537
614601:10:29,119 --> 01:10:29,887
6147Bill Nye
6148
61491538
615001:10:30,911 --> 01:10:37,055
6151If you're wondering how he would have read this I used to write stories about my childhood on a pretty popular website that was all
6152
61531539
615401:10:37,311 --> 01:10:38,591
6155Also read by life science key
6156
61571540
615801:10:39,359 --> 01:10:40,895
6159I can't be one hundred percent sure
6160
61611541
616201:10:41,151 --> 01:10:41,919
6163The Bill Nye Reddit
6164
61651542
616601:10:42,943 --> 01:10:44,479
6167I know quite a few people did
6168
61691543
617001:10:44,991 --> 01:10:48,319
6171Add to strange enough story yes and I'm dubious it happened twice
6172
61731544
617401:10:49,599 --> 01:10:50,367
6175Mortician
6176
61771545
617801:10:50,623 --> 01:10:51,391
6179Mortician
6180
61811546
618201:10:51,647 --> 01:10:53,439
6183Having to drive around what
6184
61851547
618601:10:53,695 --> 01:10:54,207
6187What's that what do you pointing
6188
61891548
619001:10:55,999 --> 01:11:01,631
6191Yeah it seems like there's no I've never I've never heard it I heard a lot of stories like that
6192
61931549
619401:11:01,887 --> 01:11:02,655
6195Pretty long shot
6196
61971550
619801:11:02,911 --> 01:11:05,471
6199I'm not mad about it but I admit I'm confused
6200
62011551
620201:11:05,727 --> 01:11:06,495
6203As to what his motive
6204
62051552
620601:11:07,263 --> 01:11:12,639
6207As the story had nothing to do with makeup more interesting than make himself more interesting than the app
6208
62091553
621001:11:13,663 --> 01:11:15,455
6211He seems to become somewhat erratic in a rash
6212
62131554
621401:11:17,247 --> 01:11:17,759
6215The kid in the middle
6216
62171555
621801:11:18,783 --> 01:11:19,551
6219SpongeBob cast
6220
62211556
622201:11:19,807 --> 01:11:21,343
6223I thought this was funny
6224
62251557
622601:11:21,599 --> 01:11:23,391
6227It might bring some laughs to my fellow dick heads
6228
62291558
623001:11:23,903 --> 01:11:24,415
6231Proof
6232
62331559
623401:11:24,671 --> 01:11:29,279
6235He's got Bill Nye telling it and then the second proof is he used to write for a Blog called daddy don't hit
6236
62371560
623801:11:30,047 --> 01:11:30,559
6239Time which I remember
6240
62411561
624201:11:30,815 --> 01:11:32,863
6243And he was that story was on Daddy
6244
62451562
624601:11:33,119 --> 01:11:33,887
6247IPS
6248
62491563
625001:11:34,143 --> 01:11:36,191
6251Is it okay for me to send you this picture
6252
62531564
625401:11:37,215 --> 01:11:39,007
6255I feel like it's weird enough that I should ask
6256
62571565
625801:11:40,543 --> 01:11:42,335
6259Someone made it for me a long time ago
6260
62611566
626201:11:43,359 --> 01:11:44,127
6263I tried to give it to Matt
6264
62651567
626601:12:01,791 --> 01:12:02,559
62672
6268
62691568
627001:12:03,071 --> 01:12:04,351
6271Two big huge
6272
62731569
627401:12:04,863 --> 01:12:06,143
6275To be human
6276
62771570
627801:12:06,399 --> 01:12:08,447
6279Human-sized cocks having a
6280
62811571
628201:12:08,959 --> 01:12:09,471
6283Samurai fight
6284
62851572
628601:12:11,007 --> 01:12:13,567
6287Are you up
6288
62891573
629001:12:13,823 --> 01:12:15,615
6291Samurai blade poking out of it
6292
62931574
629401:12:16,639 --> 01:12:17,151
6295Missguided
6296
62971575
629801:12:17,663 --> 01:12:19,455
6299This guy's been disarmed
6300
63011576
630201:12:19,711 --> 01:12:20,991
6303This other penis on this side
6304
63051577
630601:12:21,247 --> 01:12:21,759
6307Been disarmed but
6308
63091578
631001:12:22,015 --> 01:12:22,527
6311This guy's got
6312
63131579
631401:12:23,039 --> 01:12:23,807
6315Cat is
6316
63171580
631801:12:26,111 --> 01:12:26,879
6319Famous Pizza
6320
63211581
632201:12:28,415 --> 01:12:29,439
6323Just something to add on
6324
63251582
632601:12:30,975 --> 01:12:32,511
6327This has nothing to do with the
6328
63291583
633001:12:33,535 --> 01:12:36,351
6331Check the Attic
6332
63331584
633401:12:36,863 --> 01:12:37,631
6335Horrifying
6336
63371585
633801:12:38,399 --> 01:12:39,167
6339Things to look at
6340
63411586
634201:12:39,679 --> 01:12:43,007
6343What you want you ever get that feeling where you see something you like
6344
63451587
634601:12:43,263 --> 01:12:44,287
6347I will always remember this
6348
63491588
635001:12:45,823 --> 01:12:46,591
6351I'll always remember that
6352
63531589
635401:12:47,359 --> 01:12:48,383
6355Alright let's see what else
6356
63571590
635801:12:50,687 --> 01:12:52,735
6359Did you think you were going to make it
6360
63611591
636201:12:53,247 --> 01:12:54,015
6363Episode 50
6364
63651592
636601:12:55,039 --> 01:12:56,831
6367Do you think that some bullshit what happened
6368
63691593
637001:12:57,087 --> 01:13:02,207
6371A lawsuit bullshit other bullshit life full shit I'll tell you when I run out of LA
6372
63731594
637401:13:02,463 --> 01:13:03,231
6375I thought that
6376
63771595
637801:13:03,487 --> 01:13:05,279
6379We would I thought that Sean and I would you
6380
63811596
638201:13:06,559 --> 01:13:10,399
6383Sit in a room and talk for a half hour every week and maybe some
6384
63851597
638601:13:10,911 --> 01:13:11,423
6387Who would listen or
6388
63891598
639001:13:12,191 --> 01:13:12,703
6391Maybe not
6392
63931599
639401:13:12,959 --> 01:13:13,727
6395Like I didn't think it
6396
63971600
639801:13:13,983 --> 01:13:14,495
6399It would turn into a
6400
64011601
640201:13:15,263 --> 01:13:17,311
6403Chau no
6404
64051602
640601:13:18,079 --> 01:13:20,127
6407Trocadero and we just keep doing it
6408
64091603
641001:13:20,383 --> 01:13:24,991
6411When nobody really cares you can do it forever yeah it's when people care that shit happens
6412
64131604
641401:13:25,759 --> 01:13:27,295
6415Yeah then it's like it's it's
6416
64171605
641801:13:27,551 --> 01:13:31,135
6419Mistakes in my entire life Char is called
6420
64211606
642201:13:31,647 --> 01:13:34,975
6423It is it's funny because there are some podcasts out there words like
6424
64251607
642601:13:36,255 --> 01:13:36,767
6427500
6428
64291608
643001:13:37,791 --> 01:13:38,559
6431No one cares
6432
64331609
643401:13:38,815 --> 01:13:39,327
6435Like
6436
64371610
643801:13:39,583 --> 01:13:42,911
6439Show me podcast is like you get $0.02 at the people are only doing it
6440
64411611
644201:13:43,167 --> 01:13:44,447
6443Cuz the only time they see
6444
64451612
644601:13:44,703 --> 01:13:45,471
6447See each other anymore
6448
64491613
645001:13:45,727 --> 01:13:48,799
6451And a podcast more of an excuse to maintain a friendship
6452
64531614
645401:13:49,055 --> 01:13:51,103
6455And the only time Sean and I see each other
6456
64571615
645801:13:51,359 --> 01:13:51,871
6459That's true
6460
64611616
646201:13:52,127 --> 01:13:55,455
6463Yeah the problem with no but it is weekly I don't see anything
6464
64651617
646601:13:56,223 --> 01:13:59,039
6467I really don't like me neither
6468
64691618
647001:13:59,807 --> 01:14:01,087
6471I have like 5 friends
6472
64731619
647401:14:02,623 --> 01:14:03,391
6475Yeah I see
6476
64771620
647801:14:03,903 --> 01:14:04,671
6479I see dick
6480
64811621
648201:14:05,439 --> 01:14:06,975
6483More than I see any of my other friend
6484
64851622
648601:14:08,511 --> 01:14:11,071
6487And this show is like the only reason that I talk
6488
64891623
649001:14:12,863 --> 01:14:13,887
6491Like your brother called me
6492
64931624
649401:14:14,655 --> 01:14:15,423
6495Yesterday saying the
6496
64971625
649801:14:15,679 --> 01:14:16,447
6499Turn the he wanted to write an
6500
65011626
650201:14:20,543 --> 01:14:23,359
6503I always talk to him about the show like he'll call me with his review with
6504
65051627
650601:14:23,615 --> 01:14:24,127
6507Heartache on the
6508
65091628
651001:14:24,895 --> 01:14:28,479
6511This is hilarious that like he does that I had no idea until you probably mention it
6512
65131629
651401:14:28,991 --> 01:14:30,783
65151520 episodes of driving home
6516
65171630
651801:14:31,295 --> 01:14:32,575
6519You know what you going to do for you
6520
65211631
652201:14:32,831 --> 01:14:34,623
6523Sit there and think yeah
6524
65251632
652601:14:35,647 --> 01:14:38,975
6527Got an interview to pass the time somehow right we all do it
6528
65291633
653001:14:39,743 --> 01:14:42,815
6531He called me up to say that you want to he wants to write an episode of conniver
6532
65331634
653401:14:43,583 --> 01:14:44,607
6535And that he want
6536
65371635
653801:14:44,863 --> 01:14:45,375
6539Let's play
6540
65411636
654201:14:46,399 --> 01:14:47,167
6543Your Dean Anderson
6544
65451637
654601:14:47,423 --> 01:14:49,471
6547Used to play Pick-up Hockey all the time and he was kind of
6548
65491638
655001:14:50,495 --> 01:14:51,263
6551Oh really
6552
65531639
655401:14:53,311 --> 01:14:54,847
6555Panera looks like a blimp now
6556
65571640
655801:14:57,151 --> 01:14:57,919
6559Thanks for the call
6560
65611641
656201:14:59,455 --> 01:15:00,735
6563Step brothers funny
6564
65651642
656601:15:01,503 --> 01:15:02,271
6567Make an episode
6568
65691643
657001:15:02,783 --> 01:15:04,063
6571He's right you know he
6572
65731644
657401:15:04,319 --> 01:15:06,111
6575He wants told a girl I dated that he was
6576
65771645
657801:15:06,367 --> 01:15:10,463
6579Pilot I know no reason I know and he just kept saying that he was a pilot
6580
65811646
658201:15:10,975 --> 01:15:13,279
6583When she when she asked him questions about he would just lie
6584
65851647
658601:15:13,791 --> 01:15:14,815
6587And then later
6588
65891648
659001:15:15,071 --> 01:15:16,607
6591She brought up something about
6592
65931649
659401:15:16,863 --> 01:15:17,375
6595How
6596
65971650
659801:15:17,887 --> 01:15:19,679
6599We should ask him cuz he's a pilot
6600
66011651
660201:15:19,935 --> 01:15:20,703
6603Every day we should ask
6604
66051652
660601:15:21,471 --> 01:15:23,775
6607Really adamant that we ask Sean's brother
6608
66091653
661001:15:24,031 --> 01:15:25,055
6611Something to do
6612
66131654
661401:15:26,079 --> 01:15:29,407
6615Play any like fuck are you talking why do you want to talk to
6616
66171655
661801:15:29,663 --> 01:15:31,199
6619To Sean's brother about this so bad
6620
66211656
662201:15:31,711 --> 01:15:32,479
6623What countries a pilot
6624
66251657
662601:15:34,271 --> 01:15:35,039
6627Nissan pilot
6628
66291658
663001:15:35,551 --> 01:15:36,319
6631He's just a liar
6632
66331659
663401:15:36,831 --> 01:15:41,439
6635He all he like he's the city sense of humor he won't let you off the hook
6636
66371660
663801:15:42,207 --> 01:15:42,719
6639That's the dip
6640
66411661
664201:15:43,231 --> 01:15:45,279
6643The difference between like him and I is he
6644
66451662
664601:15:45,535 --> 01:15:46,303
6647You let it ride
6648
66491663
665001:15:47,071 --> 01:15:48,351
6651And eventually like I'll be like
6652
66531664
665401:15:48,607 --> 01:15:49,631
6655No I'm ing with you
6656
66571665
665801:15:49,887 --> 01:15:50,911
6659Cuz I feel bad
6660
66611666
666201:15:51,679 --> 01:15:52,703
6663That you're eating this up
6664
66651667
666601:15:52,959 --> 01:15:54,495
6667Well jokes on him he's got tween girl
6668
66691668
667001:15:55,007 --> 01:15:57,567
6671It's true true
6672
66731669
667401:15:57,823 --> 01:16:00,127
6675All right here's my way out of that one buddy
6676
66771670
667801:16:00,639 --> 01:16:01,663
6679Reverend Scott sent
6680
66811671
668201:16:01,919 --> 01:16:02,687
6683This in for the 4
6684
66851672
668601:16:04,479 --> 01:16:04,991
6687Nice comedian
6688
66891673
669001:16:05,503 --> 01:16:06,271
6691He sent in a bit
6692
66931674
669401:16:14,463 --> 01:16:14,975
6695I wish I don't remember
6696
66971675
669801:16:16,511 --> 01:16:17,279
6699Dunlap
6700
67011676
670201:16:20,095 --> 01:16:22,911
6703It's finally time for you to listen to what makes me rage
6704
67051677
670601:16:23,423 --> 01:16:24,191
6707See how you like
6708
67091678
671001:16:24,703 --> 01:16:25,727
6711What was it
6712
67131679
671401:16:25,983 --> 01:16:26,751
6715Say you like that
6716
67171680
671801:16:27,007 --> 01:16:33,151
6719Dude I'm just going to play some music I'm going to stick my fingers in my ears la la la
6720
67211681
672201:16:33,407 --> 01:16:35,711
6723La la la
6724
67251682
672601:16:41,087 --> 01:16:41,855
6727Hey there dick
6728
67291683
673001:16:42,111 --> 01:16:43,647
6731John Mysterio
6732
67331684
673401:16:44,159 --> 01:16:44,927
6735And all the rest of the
6736
67371685
673801:16:45,183 --> 01:16:46,207
6739Dick heads out there
6740
67411686
674201:16:46,463 --> 01:16:49,023
6743For those that don't know me this is Reverend Scott
6744
67451687
674601:16:49,535 --> 01:16:51,327
6747And for those that do that means you
6748
67491688
675001:16:51,583 --> 01:16:56,191
6751Probably been listening to dick and Sean since the days of the picked in the US
6752
67531689
675401:16:56,447 --> 01:16:58,751
6755Straight dick
6756
67571690
675801:16:59,007 --> 01:17:02,079
6759I've been listening since episode 1 of this show too
6760
67611691
676201:17:02,335 --> 01:17:04,383
6763I'm here to celebrate monumental
6764
67651692
676601:17:04,639 --> 01:17:05,407
6767Episode 50
6768
67691693
677001:17:05,919 --> 01:17:07,967
6771And tell you a few things that make me irate
6772
67731694
677401:17:08,479 --> 01:17:11,295
6775Carry on carry on being a huge failure
6776
67771695
677801:17:11,551 --> 01:17:13,087
6779Speaking of huge failures
6780
67811696
678201:17:13,599 --> 01:17:15,135
6783The first thing that makes me rage
6784
67851697
678601:17:15,391 --> 01:17:16,671
6787Finding out somebody
6788
67891698
679001:17:16,927 --> 01:17:18,719
6791You used to think was funny on the internet
6792
67931699
679401:17:18,975 --> 01:17:20,255
6795And on an old podcast
6796
67971700
679801:17:20,767 --> 01:17:21,279
6799Actually
6800
68011701
680201:17:21,535 --> 01:17:22,047
6803You ing
6804
68051702
680601:17:22,815 --> 01:17:28,191
6807I hope he's listening right now and it gets more pissed off and it did when he stood in the urinal next
6808
68091703
681001:17:28,959 --> 01:17:29,727
6811Road rage
6812
68131704
681401:17:29,983 --> 01:17:33,567
6815I accidentally saw his penis in the bathroom and it's bigger than mine
6816
68171705
681801:17:34,079 --> 01:17:35,871
6819And now what really makes me rage
6820
68211706
682201:17:36,127 --> 01:17:37,407
6823Sexist guys
6824
68251707
682601:17:38,175 --> 01:17:40,735
6827Before you start calling me a cuck or where she at
6828
68291708
683001:17:40,991 --> 01:17:42,015
6831Calling me a stereos
6832
68331709
683401:17:42,271 --> 01:17:45,343
6835This wild pitch needs to shut the hell up allow me to
6836
68371710
683801:17:46,623 --> 01:17:48,671
6839I go to the store to buy to ing things
6840
68411711
684201:17:48,927 --> 01:17:50,207
6843Tupac and things only
6844
68451712
684601:17:50,463 --> 01:17:55,583
6847Because a real man streamlines the shopping experience so only the bare necessities needed for that trip
6848
68491713
685001:17:55,839 --> 01:17:56,863
6851Attraversiamo
6852
68531714
685401:17:57,631 --> 01:17:59,679
6855Zombie employees and shopping card moms
6856
68571715
685801:17:59,935 --> 01:18:01,215
6859Define mighty Soul items
6860
68611716
686201:18:01,471 --> 01:18:02,751
6863And make a beeline for the
6864
68651717
686601:18:03,007 --> 01:18:04,543
6867God damn check out lanes
6868
68691718
687001:18:05,311 --> 01:18:07,615
6871The only thing standing between me and mother fuck
6872
68731719
687401:18:07,871 --> 01:18:08,383
6875Freedom
6876
68771720
687801:18:08,639 --> 01:18:09,663
6879One man
6880
68811721
688201:18:09,919 --> 01:18:11,455
6883One man that apparently didn't get
6884
68851722
688601:18:11,711 --> 01:18:13,247
6887Turn the ing memo on how to shop
6888
68891723
689001:18:13,503 --> 01:18:16,831
6891Because his heart is literally overflowing with shit
6892
68931724
689401:18:17,343 --> 01:18:17,855
6895I shouldn't like
6896
68971725
689801:18:18,367 --> 01:18:19,391
6899Zucchinis
6900
69011726
690201:18:19,647 --> 01:18:21,183
6903That I even know what the hell is going to do with him
6904
69051727
690601:18:21,439 --> 01:18:25,279
6907Apparently you can smoke them I guess
6908
69091728
691001:18:25,791 --> 01:18:27,327
6911So how do I know this guy is sexist
6912
69131729
691401:18:27,839 --> 01:18:29,887
6915Because he looks at his giant cardable shit
6916
69171730
691801:18:30,399 --> 01:18:32,703
6919It looks back at me with my to ing items
6920
69211731
692201:18:32,959 --> 01:18:37,311
6923Get a settlement me go ahead of him he just starts loading his bikinis on the Bell
6924
69251732
692601:18:37,823 --> 01:18:42,687
6927Had I been a hot woman standing there with my two items you would have let me go
6928
69291733
693001:18:42,943 --> 01:18:44,735
6931But since I'm a man
6932
69331734
693401:18:44,991 --> 01:18:48,063
6935Set the ing wait now I know first
6936
69371735
693801:18:48,575 --> 01:18:50,367
6939Cuz that's that's what I would have done
6940
69411736
694201:18:50,623 --> 01:18:56,767
6943I don't even bother to put his car back in the Corral he doesn't leave it in the middle of the parking lot with the Wind
6944
69451737
694601:18:57,023 --> 01:18:59,583
6947Push it at Breakneck speeds in the someone's Cartal
6948
69491738
695001:18:59,839 --> 01:19:00,863
6951What a lazy sex
6952
69531739
695401:19:01,887 --> 01:19:03,167
6955That's what makes me rage
6956
69571740
695801:19:03,679 --> 01:19:08,543
6959Sodick do you feel transcended now that you've heard a rage for Reverend Scott I believe in God now
6960
69611741
696201:19:10,335 --> 01:19:11,103
6963Don't get cocky
6964
69651742
696601:19:11,871 --> 01:19:14,431
6967Turn off the do this again sometime my Heavens no
6968
69691743
697001:19:14,687 --> 01:19:15,711
6971Yeah my heavens
6972
69731744
697401:19:16,735 --> 01:19:20,575
6975Maybe I can just call the show
6976
69771745
697801:19:20,831 --> 01:19:22,111
6979We're having right now
6980
69811746
698201:19:22,879 --> 01:19:29,023
6983Thought you liked this God Christ this was a good idea executed poorly desperate idea
6984
69851747
698601:19:29,279 --> 01:19:31,071
6987Now you're just rubbing it in
6988
69891748
699001:19:31,327 --> 01:19:32,351
6991Do Hawking blew it
6992
69931749
699401:19:32,863 --> 01:19:34,655
6995Fine I guess I'll get going then
6996
69971750
699801:19:34,911 --> 01:19:41,055
6999Before I go though dick do you have anything special you like to say to the dick heads out there listening to the show and celebrating a
7000
70011751
700201:19:41,311 --> 01:19:42,847
7003Episode 50 of the podcast
7004
70051752
700601:19:43,103 --> 01:19:43,615
7007Hey dick head
7008
70091753
701001:19:44,639 --> 01:19:45,663
7011What are you getting at
7012
70131754
701401:19:46,175 --> 01:19:49,503
7015What is wrong with you this is what you want to spend
7016
70171755
701801:19:49,759 --> 01:19:50,527
7019Your night doing
7020
70211756
702201:19:51,039 --> 01:19:51,551
7023That's
7024
70251757
702601:19:53,855 --> 01:19:55,135
7027Until next Ridge
7028
70291758
703001:19:55,647 --> 01:19:56,671
7031Peace and love guys
7032
70331759
703401:19:57,951 --> 01:19:58,463
7035Not reference
7036
70371760
703801:20:00,255 --> 01:20:01,535
7039The music is
7040
70411761
704201:20:02,047 --> 01:20:02,559
7043Is 2
7044
70451762
704601:20:04,095 --> 01:20:04,863
7047Array Jimmy
7048
70491763
705001:20:05,119 --> 01:20:06,143
7051Yeah well I mean I just
7052
70531764
705401:20:06,655 --> 01:20:07,679
7055Who's kind of tuning out
7056
70571765
705801:20:08,447 --> 01:20:08,959
7059Where's the not awful
7060
70611766
706201:20:14,592 --> 01:20:20,736
7063Let me know why there's no other trace of what you had to say
7064
70651767
706601:20:20,992 --> 01:20:22,528
7067Here's what you implied
7068
70691768
707001:20:23,296 --> 01:20:27,648
7071That you found that to be boring are you found this comedy to be boring
7072
70731769
707401:20:27,904 --> 01:20:29,952
7075Okay what you want
7076
70771770
707801:20:30,208 --> 01:20:31,232
7079Pics that say what you think
7080
70811771
708201:20:31,744 --> 01:20:33,024
7083Is a question that no two
7084
70851772
708601:20:33,280 --> 01:20:36,608
7087Hello
7088
70891773
709001:20:36,864 --> 01:20:38,144
7091No I laugh but then I was
7092
70931774
709401:20:38,400 --> 01:20:39,168
7095Just getting hypnotized
7096
70971775
709801:20:40,448 --> 01:20:41,216
7099What is soothing guitar
7100
71011776
710201:20:43,520 --> 01:20:44,288
7103Can you play that stuff
7104
71051777
710601:20:45,056 --> 01:20:47,616
7107Guitar that's not really my style
7108
71091778
711001:20:49,920 --> 01:20:50,688
7111Navinet
7112
71131779
711401:20:50,944 --> 01:20:53,760
7115Slideshow can you guys do a ing song to close the show
7116
71171780
711801:20:54,016 --> 01:20:54,784
7119Oh yeah
7120
71211781
712201:20:55,040 --> 01:20:57,088
7123I want you guys to do a song by yes I will
7124
71251782
712601:20:57,344 --> 01:20:58,112
7127I don't know if we great
7128
71291783
713001:20:59,392 --> 01:21:00,928
7131Young play something next year I will
7132
71331784
713401:21:03,232 --> 01:21:04,512
7135Reliance plate now
7136
71371785
713801:21:05,024 --> 01:21:06,304
7139He's going to come up with Ray J
7140
71411786
714201:21:06,816 --> 01:21:08,096
7143The whole it's a whole new world
7144
71451787
714601:21:08,608 --> 01:21:09,888
7147You got to top the wedding one
7148
71491788
715001:21:10,400 --> 01:21:11,424
7151CA
7152
71531789
715401:21:13,216 --> 01:21:13,728
7155I thought my man
7156
71571790
715801:21:15,776 --> 01:21:16,544
7159Oh I love
7160
71611791
716201:21:16,800 --> 01:21:17,312
7163You made it
7164
71651792
716601:21:17,568 --> 01:21:21,408
7167I think that's my favorite episode of the dick shows when were you guys were Burning Man
7168
71691793
717001:21:21,920 --> 01:21:22,688
7171Does that consist
7172
71731794
717401:21:23,200 --> 01:21:23,712
7175Yeah
7176
71771795
717801:21:27,296 --> 01:21:27,808
7179Hey
7180
71811796
718201:21:28,064 --> 01:21:28,832
7183Is that you
7184
71851797
718601:21:29,344 --> 01:21:30,880
7187My man are you there
7188
71891798
719001:21:31,392 --> 01:21:33,440
7191Yeah I'm here hey what's up dude how you doing
7192
71931799
719401:21:33,696 --> 01:21:34,976
7195I'm doing pretty good how are you
7196
71971800
719801:21:35,232 --> 01:21:37,536
7199Grave so look everybody wants
7200
72011801
720201:21:37,792 --> 01:21:40,608
7203An update on Adam I know you haven't been in the
7204
72051802
720601:21:40,864 --> 01:21:42,656
7207In the chat room listening to the show though
7208
72091803
721001:21:42,912 --> 01:21:44,448
7211That's far but everyone wants an update on what my
7212
72131804
721401:21:45,984 --> 01:21:48,800
7215I want to get you one hour and I want to know what makes you rage as well
7216
72171805
721801:21:49,312 --> 01:21:50,848
7219Now it's been awhile since we talked
7220
72211806
722201:21:51,104 --> 01:21:55,712
7223I want to talk to you for a half hour you're the most interesting guy
7224
72251807
722601:21:55,968 --> 01:21:57,760
7227How cold Wars
7228
72291808
723001:21:58,272 --> 01:22:01,088
7231What is there a map King produced try to kill you today
7232
72331809
723401:22:01,344 --> 01:22:02,624
7235What's going on
7236
72371810
723801:22:03,136 --> 01:22:05,184
7239Not yet the government stepping in on us
7240
72411811
724201:22:05,440 --> 01:22:05,952
7243What
7244
72451812
724601:22:06,208 --> 01:22:07,232
7247Is happening
7248
72491813
725001:22:07,488 --> 01:22:08,000
7251What do you mean
7252
72531814
725401:22:08,256 --> 01:22:09,536
7255Will Silva
7256
72571815
725801:22:09,792 --> 01:22:11,072
7259A right people likes
7260
72611816
726201:22:11,328 --> 01:22:15,680
7263Sativa Sean over here decided be a good idea to vote to legalize
7264
72651817
726601:22:16,192 --> 01:22:19,776
7267So now everyone's all up in arms about filling out paperwork
7268
72691818
727001:22:20,032 --> 01:22:20,544
7271Can paying tax
7272
72731819
727401:22:21,312 --> 01:22:22,080
7275And that's ing you up
7276
72771820
727801:22:22,848 --> 01:22:24,640
7279Legalizing it is ing you on it
7280
72811821
728201:22:24,896 --> 01:22:31,040
7283Yeah don't you derive benefits from the TA not shutting you down and putting you in jail forever there's no
7284
72851822
728601:22:31,552 --> 01:22:35,648
7287There's no pluses to the legalization of marijuana DEA it still illegal
7288
72891823
729001:22:35,904 --> 01:22:42,048
7291Federal yeah
7292
72931824
729401:22:43,072 --> 01:22:48,704
7295California State Highway Patrol's not get the chips aren't going to fuck you up ready minutes so
7296
72971825
729801:22:48,960 --> 01:22:50,752
7299Now so now that weed is legal
7300
73011826
730201:22:51,264 --> 01:22:57,408
7303You're still wanted by the federal government but you've got to fill out a bunch of forms and tell the state guy
7304
73051827
730601:22:57,664 --> 01:23:02,528
7307Government who will immediately rat you out where are your ing marijuana Farm is
7308
73091828
731001:23:02,784 --> 01:23:03,808
7311Is that what you're telling me
7312
73131829
731401:23:04,576 --> 01:23:06,112
7315Yeah yeah it's the perfect racket
7316
73171830
731801:23:07,136 --> 01:23:08,672
7319Say hi to say hi to let us
7320
73211831
732201:23:09,184 --> 01:23:11,232
7323So your position was Don't Legalize
7324
73251832
732601:23:12,000 --> 01:23:12,512
7327Of course
7328
73291833
733001:23:12,768 --> 01:23:15,072
7331Because I know how am I supposed to make any money
7332
73331834
733401:23:15,584 --> 01:23:21,472
7335Everybody thank you for getting the heart of the matter which is in it cuts in years
7336
73371835
733801:23:23,776 --> 01:23:25,312
7339I don't even like how can they
7340
73411836
734201:23:25,568 --> 01:23:29,664
7343How can I legalize it and it like what do you do for all the people in prison who
7344
73451837
734601:23:30,176 --> 01:23:31,456
7347Got are in there because of
7348
73491838
735001:23:31,712 --> 01:23:32,224
7351Drunk
7352
73531839
735401:23:32,480 --> 01:23:33,504
7355You just let them out
7356
73571840
735801:23:33,760 --> 01:23:37,088
7359Top cities for those guys they broke the law before it was not a lot
7360
73611841
736201:23:37,600 --> 01:23:39,136
7363Also they they're stuck in prison
7364
73651842
736601:23:39,392 --> 01:23:45,536
7367Didn't want competition back out on the street
7368
73691843
737001:23:45,792 --> 01:23:47,072
7371All the sudden they have
7372
73731844
737401:23:47,584 --> 01:23:48,608
7375The state government
7376
73771845
737801:23:49,120 --> 01:23:49,632
7379Forms
7380
73811846
738201:23:49,888 --> 01:23:51,168
7383The fill out or else
7384
73851847
738601:23:51,424 --> 01:23:52,192
7387There's a fine
7388
73891848
739001:23:52,960 --> 01:23:53,728
7391And it's not like
7392
73931849
739401:23:53,984 --> 01:23:56,032
7395Play when you're trying to avoid getting arrested
7396
73971850
739801:23:57,056 --> 01:23:58,080
7399You can do that
7400
74011851
740201:23:58,336 --> 01:24:01,152
7403That's all right but when there's forms to fill out
7404
74051852
740601:24:01,408 --> 01:24:03,200
7407They can always Hammer you
7408
74091853
741001:24:03,456 --> 01:24:03,968
7411Inform
7412
74131854
741401:24:04,480 --> 01:24:06,528
7415Like if you don't fill out the right form they can find you
7416
74171855
741801:24:06,784 --> 01:24:08,576
7419Do you want to three and five hundred bucks all day long
7420
74211856
742201:24:09,344 --> 01:24:10,112
7423And
7424
74251857
742601:24:10,624 --> 01:24:12,672
7427You got all the painting of the big companies
7428
74291858
743001:24:12,928 --> 01:24:13,440
7431Moving in
7432
74331859
743401:24:13,952 --> 01:24:16,000
7435Scarborough
7436
74371860
743801:24:16,256 --> 01:24:19,072
7439Ryan and then you've got hold of people coming out of
7440
74411861
744201:24:20,608 --> 01:24:21,376
7443Sorry
7444
74451862
744601:24:21,888 --> 01:24:23,424
7447So what's your what's Plan B
7448
74491863
745001:24:25,472 --> 01:24:27,264
7451I think maybe is moved to the Middle East
7452
74531864
745401:24:28,288 --> 01:24:29,312
7455You're not joking
7456
74571865
745801:24:29,568 --> 01:24:30,336
7459I know that you're not joke
7460
74611866
746201:24:31,616 --> 01:24:32,640
7463I'm not joking at all
7464
74651867
746601:24:33,664 --> 01:24:34,944
7467What is your name
7468
74691868
747001:24:35,968 --> 01:24:38,272
7471I'm working on a job I got a
7472
74731869
747401:24:38,528 --> 01:24:41,344
7475Potential job lined up to go over to the Middle East and help
7476
74771870
747801:24:41,600 --> 01:24:42,368
7479Teach theater
7480
74811871
748201:24:43,392 --> 01:24:44,416
7483Oh my
7484
74851872
748601:24:45,440 --> 01:24:45,952
7487I knew this
7488
74891873
749001:24:46,720 --> 01:24:47,744
7491Weather in the middle
7492
74931874
749401:24:49,536 --> 01:24:50,304
7495Where in the Middle East
7496
74971875
749801:24:51,072 --> 01:24:52,864
7499Abu Dhabi it's in the UAE
7500
75011876
750201:24:53,376 --> 01:24:55,936
7503Oh say hi to normal for me is it a real job
7504
75051877
750601:24:56,960 --> 01:25:00,288
7507This is a real job it's for a university here in the states
7508
75091878
751001:25:01,824 --> 01:25:03,104
7511How long do you think before like that
7512
75131879
751401:25:03,360 --> 01:25:04,128
7515Peter truth gets
7516
75171880
751801:25:05,664 --> 01:25:10,016
7519Her like possibly being gay or something I mean it
7520
75211881
752201:25:10,272 --> 01:25:10,784
7523Never
7524
75251882
752601:25:11,296 --> 01:25:13,344
7527Yeah cuz you straight right
7528
75291883
753001:25:14,368 --> 01:25:18,720
7531Cuz I'm straight and real strong
7532
75331884
753401:25:18,976 --> 01:25:21,280
7535What kind of what kind of theater
7536
75371885
753801:25:21,792 --> 01:25:23,072
7539Goes over in the Middle East
7540
75411886
754201:25:23,328 --> 01:25:24,608
7543Like what kind of theater are you allowed
7544
75451887
754601:25:26,656 --> 01:25:32,288
7547I guess as long as you're not just sucking dick on stage you should be fine
7548
75491888
755001:25:32,544 --> 01:25:33,056
7551Very much
7552
75531889
755401:25:33,312 --> 01:25:35,104
7555But I bet they're a little bit more
7556
75571890
755801:25:35,360 --> 01:25:37,408
7559Shrimp with what you can promote over there
7560
75611891
756201:25:37,664 --> 01:25:38,688
7563Who's been literally
7564
75651892
756601:25:38,944 --> 01:25:45,088
7567Gay sex acts on stage I bet that's how they pull you in but something about it makes me think that
7568
75691893
757001:25:45,344 --> 01:25:49,184
7571Every once in awhile they might have a couple minutes for you that you didn't see coming
7572
75731894
757401:25:50,208 --> 01:25:51,744
7575Just straight sex with straight dude
7576
75771895
757801:25:52,000 --> 01:25:53,536
7579Everyone's fine is it over there
7580
75811896
758201:25:54,816 --> 01:25:58,912
7583So when is it when is this two straight dudes having sex together
7584
75851897
758601:25:59,168 --> 01:26:01,728
7587Yeah I guess right cuz they're both straight
7588
75891898
759001:26:01,984 --> 01:26:08,128
7591544 Bayview have a woman driving in that show though we're all going to jail I hear that so wrong that one thing that we can
7592
75931899
759401:26:08,384 --> 01:26:08,896
7595Rihanna
7596
75971900
759801:26:09,664 --> 01:26:11,200
7599When is this going to come through
7600
76011901
760201:26:11,712 --> 01:26:14,272
7603I'll know more about in the next week or two
7604
76051902
760601:26:14,528 --> 01:26:18,112
7607I'm doing this pretty background check right now to make sure I'm not a terrorist
7608
76091903
761001:26:19,392 --> 01:26:19,904
7611For them
7612
76131904
761401:26:21,696 --> 01:26:22,720
7615I don't know the rules
7616
76171905
761801:26:24,000 --> 01:26:24,512
7619Oh yeah
7620
76211906
762201:26:25,024 --> 01:26:25,792
7623I guess they would have
7624
76251907
762601:26:26,048 --> 01:26:27,328
7627Actual extreme bedding
7628
76291908
763001:26:27,840 --> 01:26:28,864
7631Over there
7632
76331909
763401:26:29,120 --> 01:26:29,632
7635Right
7636
76371910
763801:26:29,888 --> 01:26:30,912
7639Is it right next to you
7640
76411911
764201:26:31,936 --> 01:26:35,008
7643Is it was told that because I'm a white American it should be fine
7644
76451912
764601:26:35,776 --> 01:26:36,288
7647Okay
7648
76491913
765001:26:36,800 --> 01:26:37,568
7651Because of that beard
7652
76531914
765401:26:39,104 --> 01:26:41,920
7655It's been pretty wild right well what makes you a rage
7656
76571915
765801:26:42,176 --> 01:26:42,688
7659You got anything
7660
76611916
766201:26:43,712 --> 01:26:46,272
7663Oh yeah I've been tutoring
7664
76651917
766601:26:46,528 --> 01:26:47,296
7667Mathmatics
7668
76691918
767001:26:47,552 --> 01:26:49,856
7671Two middle school kids recently
7672
76731919
767401:26:50,624 --> 01:26:52,928
7675And turns out they're all shit heads
7676
76771920
767801:26:55,488 --> 01:26:56,512
7679Problem with these kids
7680
76811921
768201:26:56,768 --> 01:26:59,584
7683Is it I don't understand what man strength is
7684
76851922
768601:27:01,632 --> 01:27:04,448
7687That sounds like something that you're not allowed to do in Abu Dhabi what do you talking
7688
76891923
769001:27:04,704 --> 01:27:10,848
7691Orioles how much can you
7692
76931924
769401:27:11,616 --> 01:27:12,384
7695More than that
7696
76971925
769801:27:12,640 --> 01:27:17,504
7699Yeah so they start running their mouth and you turn around and you think I could crush this kids
7700
77011926
770201:27:17,760 --> 01:27:19,040
7703Space with my bare hands
7704
77051927
770601:27:19,552 --> 01:27:20,576
7707Spider-Man 2
7708
77091928
771001:27:20,832 --> 01:27:22,624
7711Is never even seen that ship before
7712
77131929
771401:27:22,880 --> 01:27:24,928
7715Annie's walk around thinking he's some tough guy
7716
77171930
771801:27:25,952 --> 01:27:26,720
7719Hi
7720
77211931
772201:27:27,232 --> 01:27:28,768
7723When I love Steve
7724
77251932
772601:27:29,280 --> 01:27:31,072
7727This is his rage real quick
7728
77291933
773001:27:31,584 --> 01:27:36,448
7731Not being able to assault children
7732
77331934
773401:27:38,496 --> 01:27:42,592
7735You know what sucks about the kids that was you cuz you want to burn them but they don't have
7736
77371935
773801:27:42,848 --> 01:27:45,920
7739They don't have the ability to understand that they got burned
7740
77411936
774201:27:46,432 --> 01:27:47,968
7743So they're hitting you with like
7744
77451937
774601:27:48,224 --> 01:27:54,368
7747With like Middle School level Burns and you or your nailing them back but they don't understand
7748
77491938
775001:27:54,624 --> 01:27:56,416
7751Yeah but in the group of them
7752
77531939
775401:27:56,672 --> 01:27:58,720
7755And none of them understand just look like
7756
77571940
775801:27:58,976 --> 01:28:01,536
7759You look like you don't get it I get it
7760
77611941
776201:28:02,048 --> 01:28:02,560
7763I got it
7764
77651942
776601:28:02,816 --> 01:28:03,840
7767I got it more than all of you
7768
77691943
777001:28:04,352 --> 01:28:07,936
7771You will get it for another 20 years even remember this
7772
77731944
777401:28:08,192 --> 01:28:10,240
7775That's how badly I just got you
7776
77771945
777801:28:10,496 --> 01:28:14,080
7779But when you're like you're stupid is late. Mike Myers movie
7780
77811946
778201:28:15,104 --> 01:28:15,616
7783They don't get it
7784
77851947
778601:28:16,128 --> 01:28:17,920
7787It's like that's real smart real funny
7788
77891948
779001:28:18,176 --> 01:28:19,200
7791That's hilarious
7792
77931949
779401:28:21,504 --> 01:28:22,272
7795Samurai Steve
7796
77971950
779801:28:22,528 --> 01:28:24,576
7799Yeah everything I heard sounded good
7800
78011951
780201:28:25,344 --> 01:28:26,368
7803Well good luck in Abu Dhabi
7804
78051952
780601:28:27,392 --> 01:28:28,672
7807Quick
7808
78091953
781001:28:28,928 --> 01:28:29,952
7811Before you leave Steve
7812
78131954
781401:28:30,464 --> 01:28:32,000
7815When was the last time you were in a fight
7816
78171955
781801:28:32,512 --> 01:28:34,048
7819Me
7820
78211956
782201:28:34,560 --> 01:28:36,608
7823I guess a year ago what happened
7824
78251957
782601:28:37,376 --> 01:28:39,168
7827Add you in Facebook
7828
78291958
783001:28:39,424 --> 01:28:44,800
7831Liquor bottle that a fight that was a drug kingpin trying to kill you
7832
78331959
783401:28:45,056 --> 01:28:50,176
7835Do you got any advice for a stereo and how to win
7836
78371960
783801:28:50,432 --> 01:28:52,736
7839How many dogs are the top 10
7840
78411961
784201:28:52,992 --> 01:28:55,040
7843In a ring and figure this out for this
7844
78451962
784601:28:55,296 --> 01:28:56,064
7847Champion belt
7848
78491963
785001:28:57,088 --> 01:28:59,648
7851All right get out of here go work on your security
7852
78531964
785401:29:01,952 --> 01:29:02,976
7855Alright I'll see you soon
7856
78571965
785801:29:04,512 --> 01:29:06,304
7859It's always something new with him
7860
78611966
786201:29:06,816 --> 01:29:07,840
7863The last thing I do
7864
78651967
786601:29:08,096 --> 01:29:10,656
7867Expected this guy who's notorious fur
7868
78691968
787001:29:10,912 --> 01:29:13,472
7871Sleeping with a drug kingpins hot girlfriend
7872
78731969
787401:29:13,728 --> 01:29:14,752
7875To say was
7876
78771970
787801:29:15,008 --> 01:29:16,032
7879I'm going to go teach
7880
78811971
788201:29:16,288 --> 01:29:21,152
7883Theatre in Abu Dhabi that's the last you found him in the desert
7884
78851972
788601:29:21,408 --> 01:29:22,944
7887He got into the drug trade
7888
78891973
789001:29:23,456 --> 01:29:26,272
7891Now he's going overseas to teach theater
7892
78931974
789401:29:26,528 --> 01:29:27,040
7895Does he have
7896
78971975
789801:29:28,320 --> 01:29:29,856
7899What does
7900
79011976
790201:29:30,624 --> 01:29:31,392
7903Cedar construction
7904
79051977
790601:29:31,904 --> 01:29:32,416
7907What time it in
7908
79091978
791001:29:32,672 --> 01:29:34,976
7911Is it was building all of our camp stuff for Burning Man
7912
79131979
791401:29:35,744 --> 01:29:36,768
7915So he built the stage
7916
79171980
791801:29:37,536 --> 01:29:38,048
7919Like he's got
7920
79211981
792201:29:38,304 --> 01:29:39,072
7923He's got a theater and
7924
79251982
792601:29:39,584 --> 01:29:40,608
7927How did you live
7928
79291983
793001:29:41,120 --> 01:29:42,656
7931What are you living in like Oklahoma
7932
79331984
793401:29:42,912 --> 01:29:45,984
7935Yeah yeah he was living in Oklahoma
7936
79371985
793801:29:46,240 --> 01:29:50,592
7939Find each other online or something that don't make it a gay thing you don't make it like a weird
7940
79411986
794201:29:50,848 --> 01:29:51,360
7943Looking up
7944
79451987
794601:29:51,616 --> 01:29:55,968
7947We met at Burning Man and then you hired him at Burning Man or something to build all your shit
7948
79491988
795001:29:56,224 --> 01:29:57,504
7951No he was in the camp
7952
79531989
795401:29:59,296 --> 01:30:04,160
7955Camping there in building all the stuff I can all go see new guys there's freaking on one of your
7956
79571990
795801:30:04,416 --> 01:30:05,440
7959No no no
7960
79611991
796201:30:06,464 --> 01:30:08,000
7963Let me see if I got other
7964
79651992
796601:30:08,768 --> 01:30:10,048
7967I got
7968
79691993
797001:30:11,584 --> 01:30:12,608
7971Some rent I got a new
7972
79731994
797401:30:14,400 --> 01:30:15,936
7975I got one last thing to do
7976
79771995
797801:30:19,008 --> 01:30:19,520
7979This phone
7980
79811996
798201:30:21,056 --> 01:30:21,824
7983It always does
7984
79851997
798601:30:22,080 --> 01:30:22,592
7987I always get
7988
79891998
799001:30:22,848 --> 01:30:23,616
7991I don't know where the time goes
7992
79931999
799401:30:25,408 --> 01:30:25,920
7995Oviatt
7996
79972000
799801:30:28,224 --> 01:30:28,736
7999Shut all that
8000
80012001
800201:30:28,992 --> 01:30:30,016
8003How tall is stuff about
8004
80052002
800601:30:33,088 --> 01:30:34,368
8007Cut cut cut all of the stereo
8008
80092003
801001:30:34,880 --> 01:30:38,208
8011Like when you like when you erase yourself from the
8012
80132004
801401:30:39,488 --> 01:30:40,768
8015Which one oh yeah
8016
80172005
801801:30:41,024 --> 01:30:43,328
8019I think you brought in a problem on 50
8020
80212006
802201:30:44,352 --> 01:30:46,400
8023What's 50 x 52
8024
80252007
802601:30:46,656 --> 01:30:48,704
8027Whatever I think you overdid with
8028
80292008
803001:30:49,216 --> 01:30:50,752
8031No it was just gone
8032
80332009
803401:30:51,264 --> 01:30:53,824
8035So shine bright in a problem and then he didn't like it
8036
80372010
803801:30:54,336 --> 01:30:54,848
8039So he cut it
8040
80412011
804201:30:55,360 --> 01:30:56,640
8043And listening to it it was like a
8044
80452012
804601:30:58,176 --> 01:30:58,944
8047It was the weirdest
8048
80492013
805001:30:59,456 --> 01:31:00,736
8051Hearing it was like it did you
8052
80532014
805401:31:00,992 --> 01:31:02,528
8055Thank you it was like a scalpel
8056
80572015
805801:31:03,040 --> 01:31:04,320
8059The way you cut that
8060
80612016
806201:31:04,832 --> 01:31:06,624
8063That's where cool Sean came
8064
80652017
806601:31:07,904 --> 01:31:09,184
8067Alright so
8068
80692018
807001:31:09,440 --> 01:31:10,464
8071Hayes it there's so much
8072
80732019
807401:31:10,720 --> 01:31:12,768
8075There's so much chaos surrounding the show
8076
80772020
807801:31:14,560 --> 01:31:15,328
8079Is
8080
80812021
808201:31:15,584 --> 01:31:16,608
8083Hayes and crew
8084
80852022
808601:31:19,680 --> 01:31:20,960
8087And Jamie Lynn Hughes
8088
80892023
809001:31:21,984 --> 01:31:22,752
8091To cover
8092
80932024
809401:31:23,008 --> 01:31:24,544
8095The hot guy stories
8096
80972025
809801:31:25,568 --> 01:31:26,080
8099Going to show that I
8100
81012026
810201:31:26,336 --> 01:31:26,848
8103Can't follow up
8104
81052027
810601:31:28,640 --> 01:31:29,664
8107You see what I'm saying too much
8108
81092028
811001:31:29,920 --> 01:31:30,432
8111This is too much
8112
81132029
811401:31:32,224 --> 01:31:33,504
8115Dustin over here
8116
81172030
811801:31:34,016 --> 01:31:34,528
8119Steven
8120
81212031
812201:31:35,296 --> 01:31:35,808
8123Over here
8124
81252032
812601:31:36,320 --> 01:31:36,832
8127How many parties
8128
81292033
813001:31:37,344 --> 01:31:37,856
8131Involved
8132
81332034
813401:31:39,648 --> 01:31:40,928
8135All trying to take the throne
8136
81372035
813801:31:41,696 --> 01:31:42,976
8139Of what I don't know what that Throne is
8140
81412036
814201:31:43,744 --> 01:31:45,280
8143The most active listener
8144
81452037
814601:31:45,792 --> 01:31:46,304
8147Vinny
8148
81492038
815001:31:47,584 --> 01:31:48,864
8151We got fist fights happen
8152
81532039
815401:31:49,376 --> 01:31:50,144
8155Over Twitter
8156
81572040
815801:31:50,912 --> 01:31:51,424
8159People
8160
81612041
816201:31:51,680 --> 01:31:55,776
8163I'm serious you would have never had any interaction with a moderator of the Donna
8164
81652042
816601:31:56,288 --> 01:31:57,056
8167I can assume
8168
81692043
817001:31:57,824 --> 01:31:59,616
8171No never but because of the show
8172
81732044
817401:31:59,872 --> 01:32:06,016
8175Because of this show I voted for Donald Trump and now I'm going to get
8176
81772045
817801:32:06,528 --> 01:32:07,552
8179A boxing match
8180
81812046
818201:32:08,320 --> 01:32:08,832
8183The show
8184
81852047
818601:32:09,088 --> 01:32:10,880
8187It's a hell of a drug their show
8188
81892048
819001:32:11,136 --> 01:32:11,648
8191So here's
8192
81932049
819401:32:12,416 --> 01:32:12,928
8195Some stuff that has
8196
81972050
819801:32:13,696 --> 01:32:14,464
8199Who's he sees interview
8200
82012051
820201:32:18,816 --> 01:32:23,424
8203You are either moderate or you the head moderator right of the of the Donald
8204
82052052
820601:32:23,680 --> 01:32:26,752
8207I am not the head moderator I'm just the
8208
82092053
821001:32:27,008 --> 01:32:33,152
8211Standard moderator I guess you could say I heard him on the Dick show
8212
82132054
821401:32:33,408 --> 01:32:35,968
8215And I know I can't allow that kind of degeneracy
8216
82172055
821801:32:36,736 --> 01:32:37,248
8219The sub
8220
82212056
822201:32:38,016 --> 01:32:42,368
8223Decided to ban him it was you that said something here about him actually using birth control
8224
82252057
822601:32:42,880 --> 01:32:49,024
8227Yes that was that was my comment on the Dick show the you feel like he's more like a pill or does he actually get like a
8228
82292058
823001:32:49,280 --> 01:32:51,584
8231Add doctor to install the marina up in his vajayjay
8232
82332059
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8235He probably receives it a straight from the bull do you think his doctor's female I mean I don't want to assume
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8239Who is doctors gender
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8243You have openly challenged the stereos to a you know this annoying liberal comedian this live in a Manhattan to him
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824601:33:10,528 --> 01:33:12,064
8247A fist fight
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8251What is going to be like a boxing match
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825401:33:18,720 --> 01:33:24,864
8255Throw down in the street do something something something that's a man can watch and respect
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8259Buy a stereo says
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8263AdSense
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8267Try to put towards a boxing match with gloves and a referee NFL standings
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8271Asterios is 100%
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8275Shooting his pants right now he publicly accepted the child
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8279I am more than willing to drive to New York
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8283I told her we would do this and then immediately
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828601:33:45,856 --> 01:33:46,624
8287Post on Reddit
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8291That he's going to release my
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829401:33:49,184 --> 01:33:51,488
8295Personal information in my personal name
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829801:33:52,000 --> 01:33:56,608
8299And that he wants people to harass my friends my family and my employer
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8303Let's stop it right there okay
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8307No I didn't
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8311I've never heard of a boxing match were one of the people was not him
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8315I just assumed
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8319If we were going to get you a boxing match on live television
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8323People would know his name
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8327I assumed he'd be ing doxxing self
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8331Yeah but I don't care about that whenever you want to call yourself buddy you put on a mass no mask
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8335Name no name
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8339Call yourself for the whatever the fuck you want
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8343You're going down
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8347Are you shiting yourself like
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8351I'm always shooting myself because my dad so terrible it has nothing to do with him you fully expect to
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835401:34:34,240 --> 01:34:40,384
8355Who sings out of this fight I feel like hear you feel like you feel pretty certain you're going to win this fight not only that but you feel sir
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8359They're probably won't be one because once you actually go up there he's probably going to pussy out
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8363He's the he's already trying to weasel his way out of this by adding qualifiers does true
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8367True
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8371There are no qualifier
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837401:34:54,208 --> 01:34:55,744
8375Okay dude just show up buddy
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837801:34:56,768 --> 01:34:57,280
8379Just show up
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8383I want my shot at you
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8387I want this
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8391Joshua Paul fire
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8395Don't puss out
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8399That's my qualify
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8403Don't puss out
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8407Show up to the fight
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8411Going to make a little money
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8415And you going to take a nice nap
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8419Sorry I don't know about the money
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8423What are you talking about the all the qualifiers that he's putting now he's got to go
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8427Can you make money off of this if I die
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8431All's I need a professional boxer never thought one time professional boxer in stereo
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8435Play One More Tears of the dick show Community as sneaky great feel like he's going to try to
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8439Do the whole cartoon thing where you put the ing horseshoe at his glove or he's like tries to do some steroids before or something
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8443Tell me what's the Best Buy question
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8447Javan rhino
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8451Are you are you
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8455Your plan is to be the blob from the X-Men arcade game that's not sneaky I'm giving him my plan
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8459Am I going to work
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8463Steroids before something that I don't think that
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8467I even offered as a handicap since I'm in
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8471You know such
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8475Superior stereos that I would allow him to us
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8479To stab me anywhere in the abdomen with a 2 inch blade prior to the fight
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8483So I don't think that I'm trying to bring Horseshoe in wood
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848601:36:19,200 --> 01:36:25,344
8487Would you have any more of an advantage so this is your time he's allowed one with a 2 inch blade
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8491I like competition I like things
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8495To be an even match
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8499Does yeah that's why if you challenge chunky comedian to a fist fight you want to try and give him some handicap so to be a little bit more
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8503What were even sided I think you got to fight both of these guys
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8507Every asshole on the internet the rest of my life can't be people
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8511Stop calling me out
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8515This is the one fight I will ever get into I'm immediately retirement from fighting okay after this okay
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8519You don't whether win or lose
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8523Yeah okay
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8527It's easy for this guy do I
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8543And I accept
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8547Anything about this
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8563I don't know
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8567I'm showing up going to Bernie's
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8571Exactly
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8575That we going to get some clips on music go in the guy zombie in the middle of the right now kiss the campus
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8579That's the cadaver rapper
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8583Facade
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8587My versus could divert look
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8591I don't gamble slices
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8599Reverse lights is Godiva
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8603Whose corpse out of the ground it's got its good diver vs. Kimbo Slice
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8607I don't blame you for trying to make hay out of nothing
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8611Cuz he's got absolutely nothing
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8615You know she's wrong
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8619He knows he's a huge pussy he knows he's challenging someone you know he's not going to I don't know how much this guy weighs
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8623I don't know what he looks like
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8627I'm going to be
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8631Please God
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8635I am going to train I'm going to Golden Corral later today
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8639I'm going to eat
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8643Buttermilk biscuit chicken fingers and chicken fingers shaped like dinosaur
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8647The strongest of the animal
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8651Alright I got I got a bunch more I'll play I'll play some more next week
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8655Housing Cruise the god Squad is also uncovered a
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8671Yeah might have a problem with anything testing does all of his decisions are entertaining and make logical
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8711The fun show I got the most fun doing it
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8715What's fun is fun
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8719You have to take that show
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8723Is there like an ascot fun
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8727Let's find out
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8731See if there's an ass. All these don't why do they even why do they trickle them out
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8743fucking any
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8751Are you can you can
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8755You can have super long because they open they they changed it from like a 4-Digit IP to a 6-digit IP thing
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8759So that opened up to Maine to just be entire work
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8763It's like gibberish
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8767You know you know this stuff for saying it cuz I thought you might give me the real information
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8771What up my friend registered Chocolate Shoes
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8775Shoes shoes shoes
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8787Chocolate Shoes
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8795Racing the tie shoes tricks of shoes
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8799But every is every different
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8803Thing going to be real quick How many pairs of shoes does he have
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8807I got probably at 10 okay I got two pairs of shoes
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8811For your both bigger pussy show
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8815I-45 two pairs of shoes
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8819What do you like
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8823Is this a Greek
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8827Traveling thing you've been piecing together for 12
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8831I just I don't like having
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8835Too many at 5 to my choices
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8839I got two pairs just one four
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884314 you know
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8847One is blue and one is black
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8851And I weigh like if I'm wearing like jeans I wear the blue shoes wearing black pants with black
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8855Right in the next show check out science fiction
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8859That fun science fun who already has your bonus episode
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8863Two episodes in order
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8867Why not care about the patreon on it
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8871People nice
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8875We're going to be doing a bonus episode going to take a little break right now we do a bun
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8879They can they can Lord of the Rings
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88872 hour Mabel do a director
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8895Paid rent a complex the dick show we just did a commentary track
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8899Turn it off see you next Tuesday
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8903Today
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8907Is closing song is Everything is a contest Buy
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8911My room
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8919Facebook stupid Dustin nothing new
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8923Reason why I wrote this song to commemorate
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8927Adjust down Far We've Come Along
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8931Preston Lacy
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8943Shows that is on Tuesday when
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8947When we wake up right we hear the ad sing with
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8951Then Tuesday morning singing
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8955Sing it out again
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8959Beautiful
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8963If everything is a contest than nothing is John but you know what
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8991Bong
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8995Somebody saying Dustin should ref the fight
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8999Should be the ref for the boxing fight you want to the very first thing I noticed on Twitter
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9003Friends I don't want nothing for me
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9007What is Crystal Pepsi in my bottle of water like these sweat so much that I trip
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9011Just Dance from ringside if you don't believe me go to the Rock House I just
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9015Tweet that
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9019The only thing I can fuck this up for me is Dustin video
9020
90212256
902201:44:30,720 --> 01:44:35,072
9023What type is this I don't want him he can sit in the nosebleeds
9024
90252257
902601:44:36,864 --> 01:44:43,008
9027What movies are going to do color commentator
9028
90292258
903001:44:43,264 --> 01:44:48,128
9031You didn't know Dustin it should be me and mad cat
9032
90332259
903401:44:50,176 --> 01:44:51,200
9035If you can afford it
9036
90372260
903801:44:55,040 --> 01:44:58,112
9039I probably should have asked you before now
9040
90412261
904201:45:02,976 --> 01:45:04,512
9043A dick I was
9044
90452262
904601:45:05,024 --> 01:45:06,048
9047Doing some
9048
90492263
905001:45:06,304 --> 01:45:07,584
9051Train for the military
9052
90532264
905401:45:07,840 --> 01:45:08,608
9055Past few months
9056
90572265
905801:45:09,120 --> 01:45:11,424
9059Working at the long list and pictures of Red Mist
9060
90612266
906201:45:12,192 --> 01:45:15,520
9063Bananas along with some it'll just start fresh like
9064
90652267
906601:45:16,800 --> 01:45:17,312
9067Brandy run
9068
90692268
907001:45:18,848 --> 01:45:19,872
9071Savage answer
9072
90732269
907401:45:20,384 --> 01:45:22,944
9075I'm so glad I started back like I have to pick up from
9076
90772270
907801:45:23,200 --> 01:45:24,224
9079fucking February
9080
90812271
908201:45:24,992 --> 01:45:26,016
9083Stanford Hospital
9084
90852272
908601:45:27,040 --> 01:45:29,600
9087That's my life
9088
90892273
909001:45:30,368 --> 01:45:30,880
9091Sub
9092
90932274
909401:45:31,136 --> 01:45:33,440
9095Salad Midtown at when it was happening but
9096
90972275
909801:45:33,952 --> 01:45:35,232
9099Smith & Wesson Shield
9100
91012276
910201:45:36,256 --> 01:45:37,536
9103Thanks for all the chuckles
9104
91052277
910601:45:37,792 --> 01:45:38,560
9107And all the laughs
9108
91092278
911001:45:43,936 --> 01:45:44,448
9111You made that guy
9112
91132279
911401:45:44,704 --> 01:45:46,240
9115You made that guys training
9116
91172280
911801:45:47,776 --> 01:45:49,824
9119That's really cool I'm some really happy to hear that
9120
91212281
912201:45:51,360 --> 01:45:55,456
9123Hey Dick Anthony from Orlando Florida
9124
91252282
912601:45:55,712 --> 01:45:57,760
9127Stereo store the fuckboys
9128
91292283
913001:45:59,552 --> 01:46:03,392
9131What song is a fucking moron I don't care who you voted for
9132
91332284
913401:46:03,648 --> 01:46:09,792
9135I don't care what your politics are awesome and he's on the see you next Tuesday that were crossed
9136
91372285
913801:46:10,816 --> 01:46:14,144
9139He stopped calling you during the whole marriage thing
9140
91412286
914201:46:14,912 --> 01:46:15,424
9143Story
9144
91452287
914601:46:15,680 --> 01:46:19,520
9147He hangs around with the water heater isn't funny Bissell conservative
9148
91492288
915001:46:19,776 --> 01:46:21,568
9151Because you realized the wrong people
9152
91532289
915401:46:21,824 --> 01:46:27,968
9155In the end
9156
91572290
915801:46:28,224 --> 01:46:28,992
9159Play-Doh
9160
91612291
916201:46:29,248 --> 01:46:34,624
9163BancorpSouth online
9164
91652292
916601:46:34,880 --> 01:46:35,648
9167Stupid
9168
91692293
917001:46:35,904 --> 01:46:37,952
9171Unfaltering voted for Donald Trump
9172
91732294
917401:46:38,208 --> 01:46:38,976
9175Daughter
9176
91772295
917801:46:39,488 --> 01:46:41,024
9179The matter who gives a shit
9180
91812296
918201:46:41,280 --> 01:46:42,816
9183What year were the fuckboys
9184
91852297
918601:46:43,072 --> 01:46:46,656
9187Omar the Donald down on me I don't care my name is Anthony
9188
91892298
919001:46:46,912 --> 01:46:48,704
9191Orlando Florida
9192
91932299
919401:46:48,960 --> 01:46:52,800
9195You can look me up on Facebook I will fight you
9196
91972300
919801:46:53,056 --> 01:46:54,592
9199The spirits is done with you
9200
92012301
920201:46:54,848 --> 01:46:58,944
9203Find me like you get to black guy's house that one of the fuckboys
9204
92052302
920601:46:59,200 --> 01:47:03,552
9207How fuck yourself but not in a funny bit way like actually fuck yourself and then die
9208
92092303
921001:47:04,320 --> 01:47:06,624
9211Two things 1 where the boys
9212
92132304
921401:47:06,880 --> 01:47:13,024
9215That's a quality burn that I'm stealing Anthony Orlando
9216
92172305
921801:47:13,280 --> 01:47:18,400
9219Email me a stereo stock open up at gmail.com I'm Going to Pay Pal you $10 I want that joke
9220
92212306
922201:47:18,656 --> 01:47:19,424
9223B
9224
92252307
922601:47:19,680 --> 01:47:25,824
9227Man running around that's what is a professional fighter Mike Tyson
9228
92292308
923001:47:26,080 --> 01:47:32,224
9231What about give me that I'm peeling off the ing off Hamilton's over here
9232
92332309
923401:47:32,480 --> 01:47:35,552
9235How you pinch to die by jokes
9236
92372310
923801:47:35,808 --> 01:47:36,320
9239Anyway
9240
92412311
924201:47:36,832 --> 01:47:37,856
9243II going to say is
9244
92452312
924601:47:38,368 --> 01:47:40,416
9247This ing War of the boys guy
9248
92492313
925001:47:40,672 --> 01:47:43,744
9251Is afraid on stairs is going to dance with ya guess what
9252
92532314
925401:47:44,512 --> 01:47:46,304
9255Most of my friends are conservative
9256
92572315
925801:47:47,072 --> 01:47:48,864
9259Who agree with your politics
9260
92612316
926201:47:49,376 --> 01:47:50,144
9263You run
9264
92652317
926601:47:50,400 --> 01:47:51,424
9267A hide mine
9268
92692318
927001:47:51,680 --> 01:47:52,448
927106
9272
92732319
927401:47:52,704 --> 01:47:57,312
9275Million insane people who are all going to come after me
9276
92772320
927801:47:57,568 --> 01:47:58,592
9279And the people I love
9280
92812321
928201:47:59,360 --> 01:48:04,992
9283William Branham people you love what do you mean the Donald's going to come after the people you love
9284
92852322
928601:48:05,248 --> 01:48:10,624
9287Which one spicy meme oh right right cuz that would never happen to your girlfriend oh wait it is currently
9288
92892323
929001:48:11,392 --> 01:48:17,536
9291Right that's what these people do you think the Donald's going to come after you I absolutely do because I think that because
9292
92932324
929401:48:17,792 --> 01:48:21,888
9295Whatever here's the thing 1999 % of a group is fun
9296
92972325
929801:48:22,144 --> 01:48:27,264
9299There's always the 1% that's insane and you know that about the fictional people for example there's a
9300
93012326
930201:48:27,520 --> 01:48:30,336
9303There's a crazy guy we were talking about last night he was a fan of you
9304
93052327
930601:48:30,848 --> 01:48:34,688
9307Who's completely insane he's one of the people behind the Pooh
9308
93092328
931001:48:35,200 --> 01:48:35,712
9311And it's like
9312
93132329
931401:48:35,968 --> 01:48:36,992
9315That guy's dangerous
9316
93172330
931801:48:37,504 --> 01:48:42,880
9319Do I think that night I percent of the people that the Donald will come after me know but it takes one
9320
93212331
932201:48:43,136 --> 01:48:43,648
9323Dafuq
9324
93252332
932601:48:43,904 --> 01:48:48,768
9327You just like it is with Maddox of the rest of Man cast media crazy guy fuck you
9328
93292333
933001:48:49,280 --> 01:48:50,560
9331And I'm still willing to
9332
93332334
933401:48:51,328 --> 01:48:52,352
9335I'm going to get in the ring
9336
93372335
933801:48:52,608 --> 01:48:55,680
9339I don't need to know your name you can have every ing advantage in the world
9340
93412336
934201:48:55,936 --> 01:48:57,216
9343You know where I live
9344
93452337
934601:48:57,472 --> 01:49:00,288
9347Do you know my first name I last name you got pictures of me
9348
93492338
935001:49:00,800 --> 01:49:02,336
9351The only picture we're going to go to you
9352
93532339
935401:49:02,592 --> 01:49:03,616
9355Is you kissing the camp
9356
93572340
935801:49:04,896 --> 01:49:05,408
9359Your dad buddy
9360
93612341
936201:49:06,176 --> 01:49:06,688
9363I can't wait
9364
93652342
936601:49:08,736 --> 01:49:12,320
9367Hey Dan I heard that
9368
93692343
937001:49:12,576 --> 01:49:14,112
9371Seriously going to be on the next one
9372
93732344
937401:49:14,368 --> 01:49:16,928
9375Something I've been meaning to call in for a with a while
9376
93772345
937801:49:18,464 --> 01:49:19,488
9379Never got around to it
9380
93812346
938201:49:19,744 --> 01:49:21,536
9383I want to call in a serious
9384
93852347
938601:49:21,792 --> 01:49:27,936
9387Barack is amazing fit on a posture way back in the biggest problem he said you know walk around like There's Hope Center
9388
93892348
939001:49:28,704 --> 01:49:30,240
9391I've been doing that for about the past
9392
93932349
939401:49:31,008 --> 01:49:33,056
9395How long since the episode aired and you know
9396
93972350
939801:49:33,312 --> 01:49:38,432
9399People that give me compliments that weight with Rihanna
9400
94012351
940201:49:38,688 --> 01:49:40,480
9403But just sticking your nipples out
9404
94052352
940601:49:40,992 --> 01:49:44,576
9407Totally makes it look like you lost weight it's a great that anyone that wants you
9408
94092353
941001:49:44,832 --> 01:49:47,648
9411You know feel better about themselves walk around see nipples out
9412
94132354
941401:49:47,904 --> 01:49:49,184
9415Fantastic
9416
94172355
941801:49:50,976 --> 01:49:55,328
9419I wasn't I didn't want to say so the time that I didn't want to out her butt
9420
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942201:49:55,584 --> 01:49:56,608
9423Peach saliva top
9424
94252357
942601:49:57,632 --> 01:50:03,776
9427Really can I see the picture that email doesn't
9428
94292358
943001:50:04,032 --> 01:50:06,080
9431Make more sense as she has
9432
94332359
943401:50:06,336 --> 01:50:07,104
9435The most perfect
9436
94372360
943801:50:08,128 --> 01:50:09,152
9439I've ever seen she's like a ing
9440
94412361
944201:50:09,408 --> 01:50:11,456
9443Can porcelain doll this Christmas and sheets
9444
94452362
944601:50:11,712 --> 01:50:12,480
9447She top of the nipple
9448
94492363
945001:50:14,784 --> 01:50:15,296
9451Alright
9452
94532364
945401:50:15,808 --> 01:50:16,832
9455Just reboot my brain for
9456
94572365
945801:50:20,416 --> 01:50:23,744
9459Awesome really sucks
9460
94612366
946201:50:26,048 --> 01:50:30,400
9463I wish you wasn't on the show anymore
9464
94652367
946601:50:30,656 --> 01:50:35,264
9467People's nothing Super Show
9468
94692368
947001:50:35,520 --> 01:50:38,080
9471Does anybody want to buy any used
9472
94732369
947401:50:38,336 --> 01:50:44,480
9475Google
9476
94772370
947801:50:44,736 --> 01:50:50,880
9479fuck you
9480
94812371
948201:50:51,392 --> 01:50:56,512
9483Okay I wish you would love me
9484
94852372
948601:50:56,768 --> 01:51:02,912
9487Robots
9488
94892373
949001:51:03,168 --> 01:51:09,312
9491Marshall 4300 segment on the show
9492
94932374
949401:51:11,616 --> 01:51:13,408
9495Steven pissed a lot of people off loud
9496
94972375
949801:51:13,920 --> 01:51:14,944
9499Yeah I thought that was a
9500
95012376
950201:51:15,200 --> 01:51:16,224
9503Good conversation but
9504
95052377
950601:51:16,480 --> 01:51:18,272
9507I love that car that was great
9508
95092378
951001:51:18,528 --> 01:51:20,064
9511I love that guy too
9512
95132379
951401:51:21,088 --> 01:51:22,624
9515Justin is
9516
95172380
951801:51:22,880 --> 01:51:27,232
9519Why is Justin so triggering why you're here
9520
95212381
952201:51:29,024 --> 01:51:32,096
9523Okay so I'm already sitting on Dustin for the wrong reasons
9524
95252382
952601:51:33,120 --> 01:51:36,704
9527At least I'm only on reason number one on the podcast a deposit
9528
95292383
953001:51:37,472 --> 01:51:38,496
9531Reason why
9532
95332384
953401:51:39,008 --> 01:51:41,312
9535Jon Snow quotes
9536
95372385
953801:51:41,568 --> 01:51:42,336
9539Is because
9540
95412386
954201:51:43,360 --> 01:51:44,384
9543Listening to bands
9544
95452387
954601:51:45,920 --> 01:51:49,248
9547That's the ing problem his voice is so ing Blan
9548
95492388
955001:51:51,552 --> 01:51:53,600
9551You just kinda
9552
95532389
955401:51:54,880 --> 01:51:56,160
9555Hey what's up big head
9556
95572390
955801:51:58,720 --> 01:52:00,000
9559I just wanted to say
9560
95612391
956201:52:02,304 --> 01:52:02,816
9563In the next
9564
95652392
956601:52:03,840 --> 01:52:04,352
9567Facebook group
9568
95692393
957001:52:04,608 --> 01:52:07,680
9571Because I'm the Facebook groups
9572
95732394
957401:52:07,936 --> 01:52:10,240
9575Voice I hate his voice
9576
95772395
957801:52:10,496 --> 01:52:11,776
9579As a fellow Dustin
9580
95812396
958201:52:12,288 --> 01:52:18,432
9583I'm ashamed to be called Dustin
9584
95852397
958601:52:18,688 --> 01:52:24,832
9587Call EDD
9588
95892398
959001:52:25,088 --> 01:52:28,416
9591What is named EP used called in Oakland
9592
95932399
959401:52:29,952 --> 01:52:31,488
9595You cooking something beautiful
9596
95972400
959801:52:31,744 --> 01:52:37,888
9599Which is my name
9600
96012401
960201:52:38,144 --> 01:52:41,472
9603Voice that I sound like a fucking fat Steve Urkel
9604
96052402
960601:52:41,728 --> 01:52:44,288
9607But whatever at least there's some character too
9608
96092403
961001:52:45,056 --> 01:52:46,336
9611Sounds like fun
9612
96132404
961401:52:46,592 --> 01:52:47,104
9615Siri
9616
96172405
961801:52:47,360 --> 01:52:48,896
9619In the in the beta test
9620
96212406
962201:52:52,224 --> 01:52:56,320
9623That's the guy who got in trouble at a meeting
9624
96252407
962601:52:56,832 --> 01:52:57,344
9627Yeah
9628
96292408
963001:52:57,600 --> 01:53:00,160
9631First thing see you next Tuesday I didn't got written up
9632
96332409
963401:53:01,184 --> 01:53:05,280
9635That's the same guy
9636
96372410
963801:53:05,536 --> 01:53:07,584
9639I got one more one more then we get to take a
9640
96412411
964201:53:11,680 --> 01:53:12,960
9643What wake me rage
9644
96452412
964601:53:13,984 --> 01:53:16,800
9647And when I pull my car in
9648
96492413
965001:53:17,312 --> 01:53:21,920
9651The kingdom I mean getting the medicine like that off my mobile so fussy about you
9652
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965401:53:22,688 --> 01:53:23,200
9655Bouncing
9656
96572415
965801:53:23,712 --> 01:53:25,248
9659Quickest LVL 50 Cent
9660
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966201:53:25,760 --> 01:53:26,784
9663Craigslist
9664
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966601:53:27,296 --> 01:53:29,088
9667Are you talking about
9668
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967001:53:29,344 --> 01:53:29,856
9671Exposition
9672
96732419
967401:53:30,880 --> 01:53:32,160
9675Thomas the Tank Engine
9676
96772420
967801:53:32,416 --> 01:53:33,952
9679I'm cold and someone
9680
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968201:53:34,208 --> 01:53:36,256
9683Lowell Talkington
9684
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968601:53:36,768 --> 01:53:37,536
9687Equifax
9688
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969001:53:37,792 --> 01:53:38,560
9691Controlla
9692
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969401:53:39,072 --> 01:53:40,096
9695DIY folder
9696
96972425
969801:53:40,352 --> 01:53:40,864
9699Controlla
9700
97012426
970201:53:41,888 --> 01:53:42,656
9703MasterChef
9704
97052427
970601:53:43,936 --> 01:53:44,448
9707Yes
9708
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971001:53:45,472 --> 01:53:48,288
9711Venison president as a Model S
9712
97132429
971401:53:49,824 --> 01:53:52,128
9715Little puppy
9716
97172430
971801:53:52,384 --> 01:53:55,200
9719So she goes down NFL and the lesson
9720
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972201:53:55,712 --> 01:53:56,992
9723Skull the fat controller
9724
97252432
972601:53:57,248 --> 01:54:03,136
9727Animal funny talking about controller
9728
97292433
973001:54:03,648 --> 01:54:05,696
9731Car mechanic
9732
97332434
973401:54:05,952 --> 01:54:09,536
9735Cuz you get snowflake mentality in the USA or what
9736
97372435
973801:54:09,792 --> 01:54:15,936
9739Watervliet Church outing today in screwed at the bully because he's Asian
9740
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974201:54:17,728 --> 01:54:19,264
9743If you stop something school
9744
97452437
974601:54:19,520 --> 01:54:20,800
9747The kids got bullies
9748
97492438
975001:54:21,056 --> 01:54:22,336
9751Ferociously
9752
97532439
975401:54:23,360 --> 01:54:28,480
9755What are you doing today
9756
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975801:54:28,736 --> 01:54:29,760
9759Ideas
9760
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976201:54:30,016 --> 01:54:33,600
9763Aggravated
9764
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976601:54:33,856 --> 01:54:37,184
9767Controller for cell phone
9768
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977001:54:37,440 --> 01:54:39,744
9771Voice gets back to normal
9772
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977401:54:40,768 --> 01:54:42,048
9775ing fat controller
9776
97772445
977801:54:42,304 --> 01:54:42,816
9779The fat controller
9780
97812446
978201:54:45,376 --> 01:54:46,400
9783Zoo in America
9784
97852447
978601:54:46,912 --> 01:54:48,704
9787The person in charge of
9788
97892448
979001:54:49,984 --> 01:54:52,032
9791In the American version of Thomas the Tank Engine
9792
97932449
979401:54:52,288 --> 01:54:53,312
9795Person in charge
9796
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979801:54:53,568 --> 01:54:55,104
9799Is a name Sir Topham Hatt
9800
98012451
980201:54:56,128 --> 01:54:58,432
9803In Britain where at I'm saying cuz you came from
9804
98052452
980601:54:58,688 --> 01:55:03,296
9807Famous the fat controller control
9808
98092453
981001:55:03,808 --> 01:55:09,952
9811By the way fat guy
9812
98132454
981401:55:10,208 --> 01:55:10,976
9815Stop a fat controller
9816
98172455
981801:55:11,744 --> 01:55:13,280
9819Funny it's funny
9820
98212456
982201:55:13,536 --> 01:55:15,328
9823Traffic controllers funny or first
9824
98252457
982601:55:15,584 --> 01:55:17,376
9827But after a while it wears off
9828
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983001:55:17,632 --> 01:55:20,448
9831The guy that this mother er
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98332459
983401:55:20,704 --> 01:55:23,520
9835Did the here comes the fat the fat controllers got nothing to lose
9836
98372460
983801:55:23,776 --> 01:55:26,592
9839Open is coming in the bus but yeah what's up
9840
98412461
984201:55:26,848 --> 01:55:29,152
9843To me the fat controller
9844
98452462
984601:55:29,408 --> 01:55:35,552
9847What's up what you got something to say I'm known as a bitch I call myself the fat controller
9848
98492463
985001:55:35,808 --> 01:55:37,600
9851You think you are going to stop that
9852
98532464
985401:55:37,856 --> 01:55:41,952
9855Did you have something new to add to that you shut the ing and pull this
9856
98572465
985801:55:42,208 --> 01:55:42,720
9859Train
9860
98612466
986201:55:42,976 --> 01:55:43,488
9863That's it
9864
98652467
986601:55:43,744 --> 01:55:45,536
9867Talking Diesel sing to me
9868
98692468
987001:55:46,048 --> 01:55:49,120
9871You're making real good so I have a man is like he's got
9872
98732469
987401:55:49,888 --> 01:55:50,400
9875Pretense
9876
98772470
987801:55:51,168 --> 01:55:54,752
9879asshole 24/7
9880
98812471
988201:55:55,264 --> 01:55:55,776
9883You convinced
9884
98852472
988601:55:57,312 --> 01:55:58,080
9887Controller win
9888
98892473
989001:55:59,872 --> 01:56:01,920
9891Buy everybody will see you in the bus episode