· 8 years ago · Mar 01, 2018, 08:48 AM
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2 "1": "$target What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I\u2019ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I\u2019ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills",
3 "2": "farts in $target 's face\n",
4 "3": "$target succs $random\n",
5 "4": "$yiffer kills all niggers, including $target\n",
6 "5": "$target sticks his furry snout into $channel , and gas goes murr *licks paw* ;3c\n",
7 "6": "When $target shows up at the traphouse and you nut but $target keep suckin but your mixtape is too fire and the house catches on fire and ebola yeet bruh savage roast squad trap house $target no chill fam \ud83d\udd25 \ud83d\udd25 \ud83d\udd25 \ud83d\ude06 \ud83d\ude06 \ud83d\ude06 \ud83d\ude06 \ud83d\udcaf \ud83d\udcaf \ud83d\udcaf \ud83d\udd5b \ud83d\udd5b \ud83d\udd5b\n",
8 "7": "$target takes an RKO OUTTA NOWHERE\n",
9 "8": "Forcefully pins $yiffer to the ground and grinds her plump, oversized teats along $yiffer's face.\n",
10 "9": "There are no yiffs, lol.\n",
11 "10": "$yiffer jams pencil up $target 's urethra\n",
12 "11": "$target enters $channel and unleashes a cloud of toxic flatulence\n",
13 "12": "$target kills himself\n",
14 "13": "$yiffer pours a pot of boiling coffee down $target 's gaping tailhole\n",
15 "14": "$yiffer jams a dinner knife down $target 's urethra\n",
16 "15": "$target has an orgy at an aids clinic\n",
17 "16": "Grunts as he releases thick loads of spunk all over $target's face, but somehow misses and hits $yiffer in the eye instead.\n",
18 "17": "$yiffer pozzes $target 's neghole\n",
19 "18": "$yiffer shoots her herm load deep inside $target, lactating into the pumps, as she lets out a fat brown log of shit that pushes $random's fists out of her tailhole and pussy\n",
20 "19": "$yiffer becomes a lustpenis\n",
21 "20": "$yiffer deletes $target's System32",
22 "21": "Maybe you should add some more yiffs, $yiffer!\n",
23 "22": "$target gets full tied up in permanent rubber rope and fully delitized and enjoying it\n",
24 "23": "$random spews out a random number, test\n",
25 "24": "$yiffer plays Russian Roulette and loses.\n",
26 "25": "$yiffer plays Russian Roulette and wins.\n",
27 "26": "$yiffer slams his kebabstick into $target 's beef flaps, ejaculating all over the expensive leather furniture\n",
28 "27": "$yiffer loses most of their money in a risky mutual fund.\n",
29 "28": "$yiffer becomes the next Warren Buffett.\n",
30 "29": "$yiffer , who is in a purely monogamous relationship with $target , have consensual intercourse in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.\n",
31 "30": "$yiffer stays home and assembles his Gundams.\n",
32 "31": "$target gets eaten by a mob of angry badgers with aids\n",
33 "32": "$target does some weird shit with a pitcher plant, 20 mice, and duct tape.\n",
34 "33": "$yiffer Makes a worm crawl into $target's urethera.\n",
35 "34": "$target screams at the top of their lungs to $yiffer \"HOW CAN SHE SLAP\"\n",
36 "35": "makes a VN with $target and $yiffer as inserts, but never gives them back their investment\n",
37 "36": "$yiffer bans $target for pointing out all of $yiffer 's unused RPG Maker dependencies.\n",
38 "37": "Twerks her thick bubble butt all over $target's crotch.\n",
39 "38": "$target slams down a trademark notice about Sergals on $yiffer 's desk.\n",
40 "39": "Pushes hard inside $target and cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmms\n",
41 "40": "$target gives $yiffer the ghost cummies.\n",
42 "41": "chains $yiffer to a radiator in the dark basement and rapes them for days to a backdrop of doom metal and stock Halloween sound effects, with only source of nutrition being fresh semen from the source.\n",
43 "42": "$yiffer smothers $target with his oversized donut.\n",
44 "43": "rabbi $yiffer snibbedi snabs $random 's foreskin and sells it to Oprah after succing the blood off the mutilated baby peen\n",
45 "44": "$target has to eat ALL the eggs at $yiffer's insistence!\n",
46 "45": "$yiffer gets cucked by a fruit cup\n",
47 "46": "$yiffer searched all about, but there were no yiffs to be found.\n",
48 "47": "$yiffer and $target soil the Reichsflagge with their passion fluids.\n",
49 "48": "$target gets Mpreged in a people of colour safe space\n",
50 "49": "$yiffer gets v& for fapping to cubs\n",
51 "50": "daddy $yiffer plays cave explorer with $target\n",
52 "51": "$target shoves gnollix in his maw\n",
53 "52": "nasenbluten puts $target in his maw\n",
54 "53": "$yiffer shoves Six' cactus head in $targets's arse\n",
55 "54": "$yiffer rims $target's freshly shitty asshole\n",
56 "55": "indian $yiffer makes $target his destignated shitting spot \u2764\n",
57 "56": "$target is forced to his knees and lazily begins servicing $yiffer's dripping member with her tongue\n",
58 "57": "horny $yiffer gets locked up in a cage with Cyggie and force fed aphrodisiacs\n",
59 "58": "Just $target and his \ud83d\udc95daddy $yiffer \ud83d\udc95, hanging out he got pretty hungry\ud83c\udf46 so he started to pout \ud83d\ude1e $yiffer asked if he was down \u2b07for something yummy \ud83d\ude0d\ud83c\udf46 and $target asked what and $yiffer said he'd give him his \ud83d\udca6cummies!\ud83d\udca6 Yeah! Yeah!\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udca6 $target drink them!\ud83d\udca6 slurp them!\ud83d\udca6 swallow them whole\ud83d\udca6 \ud83d\ude0d It makes \ud83d\udc98daddy\ud83d\udc98 \ud83d\ude0ahappy\ud83d\ude0a so it's his only goal..",
60 "59": "$target aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *ded*\n",
61 "60": "no\n",
62 "61": "$target has a sensual and loving necroskullfucking with $yiffer\n",
63 "62": "$target has to eat woof's used diaper collection while $yiffer has to lick pamperchu's pamperbutthole clean of pampershit\n",
64 "63": "$yiffer gets cancer\n",
65 "64": "$yiffer summons dobson who inflates $target till he pops before making a passive aggressive comic about being a fatass\n",
66 "65": "$target gets his head stuck into $yiffer's gigantic cunt and suffocates\n",
67 "66": "$yiffer woshes u teeth\n",
68 "67": "/tts $yiffer rapes $target nonsexually\n",
69 "68": "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE\n",
70 "69": "$yiffer sits in a corner and eats glue while $target plays with all his friends\n",
71 "70": "$target dies\n",
72 "71": "$random spontaneously combusts\n",
73 "72": "sorry but $target is too busy cucking anthony burch\n",
74 "73": "$target cuts open thier chest and pulls every organ out meticulously until they bleed to death\n",
75 "74": "gets under the blanket and cuddles $target\n",
76 "75": "$target and $yiffer get caught kissing eachother in the school bathroom\n",
77 "76": "$target spills a slushie on thier shirt, slowly taking off thier shirt\n",
78 "77": "$yiffer lets $target play with his horns and hair\n",
79 "78": "$yiffer lovingly nuzzles $target's taint and sniffs his potent musk\n",
80 "79": "$yiffer and $target go skiing together and have a cozy happy time in their warm comfy cabin afterwards\n",
81 "80": "$target loses against $yiffer at tekken and has to bottom that night\n",
82 "81": "$target shares hot cocoa with $yiffer\n",
83 "82": "$target curls up on $yiffer's lap and falls asleep peacefully\n",
84 "83": "$target's family dies in a freak accident\n",
85 "84": "$target and $yiffer marry and live a happy life together with their numerous offspring\n",
86 "85": "$yiffer's harddrive fails and he loses all his gay dog comics\n",
87 "86": "$target and $yiffer try to figure out how lesbians have sex\n",
88 "87": "$yiffer comforts $target in his cozy stomach\n",
89 "88": "$yiffer smooches $target\n",
90 "89": "$yiffer lifts up the blanket and invites $target to join him\n",
91 "90": "$target crawls under the blanket and stumbles upon $yiffer's crotch\n",
92 "91": "$target's and $yiffer's star watching evening turns into a moonlit cuddling session\n",
93 "92": "$yiffer stop pretending you're an animal-human hybrid and go outside for once you greasy fuck\n",
94 "93": "$yiffer gets kidnapped by a tribe of gnolls led by $target and finds use as a breeding machine\n",
95 "94": "$target used to be a yiffer like you till he took an arrow in le knee xDD\n",
96 "95": "$target checks $yiffer's sweet 100\n",
97 "96": "$yiffer stop shitposting seriously i am sick of your shit\n",
98 "97": "$yiffer sticks their foot in $target's ass",
99 "98": "$yiffer did 9/11, and $target was in the WTC\n",
100 "99": "$yiffer is sucked into $target 's enlarged anus like a vacuum.\n",
101 "100": "$target You like diamonds?\n",
102 "101": "$yiffer fucks $target so hard his dick pierces through his organs to reach his mouth effectively fucking him in the ass and deep-throating $target at the same time\n",
103 "102": "hOI! im $yiffer !!! am cANCER!!\n",
104 "103": "$yiffer adds a cute yiff to use on $target\n",
105 "104": "young $target invites $yiffer for a sleepover",
106 "105": "$yiffer lies next to sleeping $target and draws a heart on his chestfluff with her finger\n",
107 "106": "$yiffer forces $target to sit down and watch shitty anime all day.\n",
108 "107": "$yiffer gives \ud83d\udc3a an amateurish abortion involving $target's cock\n",
109 "108": "$yiffer has to fuck chris chan at gunpoint\n",
110 "109": "$yiffer curls up in bed hiding under the blankets while staring at a picture of $target until their phone runs out of battery.\n",
111 "110": "$yiffer realizes $target is nearby and immediately begins flexing\n",
112 "111": "$target what are you fucking gay?\n",
113 "112": "$yiffer gets snailed by menstruating $target\n",
114 "113": "$target\ud83d\udd2b\n",
115 "114": "$yiffer takes his big, meaty and HYPER REALISTIC penis and rubs it on $target while $random watches.\n",
116 "115": "$yiffer does bath salts and eat's $target 's face\n",
117 "116": "$yiffer fucks $target $yiffer fucks $target $yiffer fucks $target $yiffer fucks $target $yiffer fucks $target $yiffer fucks $target $yiffer fucks $target $yiffer fucks $target $yiffer fucks $target $yiffer fucks $target $yiffer fucks $target $yiffer fucks $target $yiffer fucks $target $yiffer fucks $target $yiffer fucks $target $yiffer fucks $target $yiffer fucks $target $yiffer fucks $target $yiffer fucks $target $yiffer fucks $target $yiffer fucks $target $yiffer fucks $target $yiffer fucks $target $yiffer fucks $target $yiffer fucks $target $yiffer fucks $target $yiffer fucks $target $yiffer fucks $target $yiffer fucks $target $yiffer fucks $target $yiffer fucks $target $yiffer fucks $target $yiffer fucks $target $yiffer fucks $target $yiffer fucks $target $yiffer fucks $target $yiffer fucks $target",
118 "117": "$yiffer re-sells their used Bad Dragon dildo to $target\n",
119 "118": "$yiffer makes out with $target's butthole\n",
120 "119": "$yiffer nervously compliments $target's dick\n",
121 "120": "$yiffer shares their first kiss with $target\n",
122 "121": "$target unbuttons yiffer's boxers with her mouth while he puts a collar on her\n",
123 "122": "$yiffer admits their petplay fetish to $target and is rewarded with a dog bowl of semen\n",
124 "123": "/me grinds his robotic dong against $target's puckered anus\n",
125 "124": "$yiffer storms into $target's house covered in blood and screams YOU ARE HUGE! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE A HUGE ANUS! RIP AND TEAR YOUR ANUS! RIP AND TEAR!\n",
126 "125": "$target rips $yiffer's head off and shits down his neck\n",
127 "126": "tugs down $target's underwear with a his massive 300\" inch dick, softly smashing the tip against the tiny bulge while moaning very quietly while also panting also very quietly",
128 "127": "$yiffer becomes hitler and orders the execution of 3000 Jews\n",
129 "128": "$yiffer cucks $target\n",
130 "129": "$yiffer catches $target yiffing with another guy\n",
131 "130": "$yiffer dances devilishly upon $target's dick\n",
132 "131": "the world calls for wetwork, and $target answers\n",
133 "132": "adds some fresh cum into your morning milk\n",
134 "133": "$yiffer and $target have hot sex and cum\n",
135 "134": "$yiffer quickly pumps their over-average cock in and out of Riolu's tight anus until eventually soft shit begins to seep out in-between them",
136 "135": "$yiffer Enter's $target 's file directory and steals his yiff folder\n",
137 "136": "$yiffer leaves $target to die in a pool of his own shit\n",
138 "137": "$yiffer documented $target collecting festering shit and diarrhea to combine it with semen to put it in a bag over $target 's head.\n",
139 "138": "$yiffer pulls $target 's festering lifeless corpse out of the warm bodybag and feeds off of their maggot-thriving anus.\n",
140 "139": "$target squeezes the contents of several large pustules into $yiffer 's welcoming maw.\n",
141 "140": "$target gets their balls licked by Zooey Deschanel looking like cocaine addict.\n",
142 "141": "$yiffer pops pills like zits while $random vomits on $target 's mosquito tits\n",
143 "142": "$yiffer commissions a 4 page vore comic with $target and $random\n",
144 "143": "$yiffer uses dick magic on $target\n",
145 "144": "$yiffer retroactively blocks $target 's dick magic\n",
146 "145": "$yiffer and $target go to Thomas and Alfred's Pizza Hut Pizza Butt and have a good time of screwing and fucking.\n",
147 "146": "$yiffer is smelling $target's eggs haha just curious for laughs haha\n",
148 "147": "Rawr~! $yiffer snuggles $target at full kawaii~~! >3<\n",
149 "148": "$yiffer RAPED AND KILLED $target IN 1990\n",
150 "149": "$yiffer boops $target's nose! Boop~~!\n",
151 "150": "*$yiffer snuggles up to $target* *$yiffer gets on knees* *$yiffer unzips $targets pants and giggles a little* *$yiffer sucks $target 's tasty dick* ***$target cums*** *$yiffer swallows* *$yiffer says* ***ITS JUST A PRANK***\n",
152 "151": "$yiffer has a threesome with Akella and $random\n",
153 "152": "$yiffer warms $target's cold dick with his body heat.\n",
154 "153": "$yiffer caress $target's hair nice and slowly~ $target then gently grab $yiffer and stare into his/her eyes saying \"I love you~<3\"\n",
155 "154": "$yiffer and $target form a death pact and commit suicide as their bunker is being stormed\n",
156 "155": "$yiffer makes sure $target's penis is healthy for penis inspection day.\n",
157 "156": "$yiffer inspects $target's penis",
158 "157": "$target and $yiffer decide to use $channel when they are having a shitposting\n",
159 "158": "$yiffer spends an entire can of compressed air blowing it into $target's ass.\n",
160 "159": "$yiffer hovers over $target 's icon, but then nervously closes his friends list and goes back to playing vidya.\n",
161 "160": "$yiffer sticks his giant flesh in $target britbongs opening\n",
162 "161": "$yiffer comforts $target by putting a wet slippery microcock into their rectum\n",
163 "162": "$yiffer falls asleep in $target's arms\n",
164 "163": "$yiffer goes on a camping trip with $target\n",
165 "164": "$target gets downloaded into the Matrix\u2122\n",
166 "165": "$yiffer looks down at $target with his paws holding him up",
167 "166": "hurry $target killmekillmekillmekillmekillme\n",
168 "167": "$target goes on a date with $yiffer , it ends well",
169 "168": "$yiffer draws akellas all day\n",
170 "169": "$target sits on his computer and adds masturbatory .yiffs that stroke their own ego.\n",
171 "170": "$target gets really salty at akella again\n",
172 "171": "$target looks around the empty streets with a nervous gaze, unsure of what that sound he just heard was",
173 "172": "https://youtu.be/2k0SmqbBIpQ\n",
174 "173": "https://youtu.be/ubK9inNVyxU\n",
175 "174": "$yiffer is white, trust me.\n",
176 "175": "$yiffer sets up his statue of $target in his common room with a smile",
177 "176": "$yiffer plays doctor with $target except this time he's playing as Doctor Mengele\n",
178 "177": "$yiffer and $target go out star gazing",
179 "178": "$yiffer cuddles up with $target while $random is watching.\n",
180 "179": "Great, $yiffer pulled another shitty meta yiff",
181 "180": "$yiffer Tweaks his nipples",
182 "181": "$yiffer kisses $target on the lips\n",
183 "182": "$target looks around the playground with his shifty eyes",
184 "183": "$yiffer holds hands with $target\n",
185 "184": "$random dies in a fire.\n",
186 "185": "Everyone in $channel has an orgy.\n",
187 "186": "HURRY! $random name something that isn't vaporwave!\n",
188 "187": "\"OH YEAH $yiffer !! PUT YOUR FOOT INSIDE MY PROLAPSED ASSHOLE!\" yells $target\n",
189 "188": "I'm sorry $yiffer , I'm afraid I can't do that.\n",
190 "189": "$target slapps $yiffer's ass\n",
191 "190": "Woah $yiffer , I have standards",
192 "191": "$yiffer and $target enjoy a murry purry mcflurry together\n",
193 "192": "$target goes to the store and buys some tampons for $yiffer ",
194 "193": "MODS ARE ASLEEP, TIME TO SHITPOST!!!\n",
195 "194": "HURRY $random !! Name something that isn't shitposting!\n",
196 "195": "$yiffer gives bobbibum some toys to settle his overactive imagination",
197 "196": "okay im done now lol\n",
198 "197": "$target and $yiffer spend all night shitposting\n",
199 "198": "$target fills up his enema with his own piss and then shoots it up his ass for reasons unknown\n",
200 "199": "$yiffer puts his \ud83c\udf46 in $target's \ud83c\udf51\n",
201 "200": "\ud83d\udc49\ud83d\udc4c\n",
202 "201": "$yiffer jiggles $target's bone\n",
203 "202": "lude-n-rewd kicks $yiffer's ass at Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2, while $target can't help but jerk it to the sight of lude's rad skillz\n",
204 "203": "$yiffer rubs dicks with $target\n",
205 "204": "$yiffer rubs hands with $target (as their Mormon underwear keeps their carnal urges at bay!)\n",
206 "205": "$random hesitantly indulges in $target 's watersports fetish.\n",
207 "206": "$yiffer has to pee",
208 "207": "$target and $yiffer are about to engage in passionate lustful kissing",
209 "208": "$yiffer makes $target a meme\n",
210 "209": "$yiffer shares a bucket of fried chicken with $target\n",
211 "210": "$yiffer bangs $target's husbando while $target watches from the closet dressed up as superman\n",
212 "211": "$yiffer nuzzles $target's fluffy pecs\n",
213 "212": "$yiffer lets $target play with their floppy ears\n",
214 "213": "$yiffer fantasizes about $target's death.\n",
215 "214": "$yiffer collectivizes the means of $target's jizz production in his mouth\n",
216 "215": "$yiffer curls around and around until he's anal vore-ing himself in a hoop, then rolls downhill\n",
217 "216": "$yiffer wanks onto an illegitimately taken photograph of $target and mails it to his kindergarten teacher\n",
218 "217": "$target gets in a relationship with $random",
219 "218": "$yiffer makes $target check 'em.\n",
220 "219": "$yiffer yanks on $target's ring buffer\n",
221 "220": "$yiffer pulls down $target 's pants in front of the entire channel!\n",
222 "221": "$target wakes up, stretches, and checks his anus for breakfast semen\n",
223 "222": "$target steals his roommate $random 's underwear and starts to jerk off into it with his door open\n",
224 "223": "$yiffer leads the school football team to run a train on $target, who has seemingly forgotten that he is a massive faggot slut\n",
225 "224": "$yiffer launches his red rocket into a collision course directly into $target's bunghole.\n",
226 "225": "$target beats Varka's top number of dildos in one hole and posts it on toypics\n",
227 "226": "$target bends over backwards and rubs assmilk all over $yiffer 's open maw and XL T-Rex donger",
228 "227": "$yiffer takes a used condom from $random and forces $target to drink it all.\n",
229 "228": "$yiffer is tenderly pet by $target\n",
230 "229": "$yiffer brings $target to orgasm using only their thick thighs.\n",
231 "230": "$target is drugged, waking up naked and handcuffed to a urinal in a public bathroom.\n",
232 "231": "$yiffer accidentally pees, but $target keeps on sucking.\n",
233 "232": "$target is tenderly pet by $yiffer\n",
234 "233": "while cuddling in bed, $yiffer claims he needs to get up to pee",
235 "234": "$yiffer takes $target on a magic carpet ride",
236 "235": "wwhy $yiffer is piss, why $yiffer is piss #$target-ano\n",
237 "236": "$target tells $yiffer to suck it nerd!\n",
238 "237": "$yiffer wails \"YUM YUM NIGGER CUM\" as he pokes $target's erect genitalia through his pointy white hood\n",
239 "238": "$yiffer sucks $target's moldy cheese.\n",
240 "239": "$target realizes he only likes the sweet smell of poop to come out of his cup of joe in the morning, so he makes $random shit in his cup for about $100 a day, or so",
241 "240": "Wutchu talkin' 'bout $yiffer\n",
242 "241": "$yiffer convinces everyone that $target likes scat.\n",
243 "242": "No, actually, fuck you",
244 "243": "$target becomes a living meme.\n",
245 "244": "And then $target slightly leaned over and lifted his leg in an effort to fart",
246 "245": "$target is that guy who plays Cards Against Humanity with you, but never wins because his cards literally never make sense in any funny way",
247 "246": "I wanna have sex with you, $target, and your mother.\n",
248 "247": "THEY'RE EATING $target ..! AND THEN THEY ARE GOING TO EAT $yiffer ..! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD..!!\n",
249 "248": "$yiffer has the autisms.\n",
250 "249": "$target goes bugchasing with $yiffer.\n",
251 "250": "\"Yeah, I bet you love me cock in yer fukkin' asshole, matey,\" said $yiffer to $target",
252 "251": "$yiffer snuggles with $target non-sexually.\n",
253 "252": "$target kicks $yiffer's balls or cooch.\n",
254 "253": "$target screehes loudly at $yiffer as $yiffer tried to tickle $target's pickle\n",
255 "254": "$yiffer ferociously rims $target's tailhole while on all fours, oh murr, cumming hard, and then afterwards opening a bottle of beer to share together, pouring drinks, and making a toast to world peace.\n",
256 "255": "$yiffer I'd just like to interject for moment",
257 "256": "$yiffer gulps $target\n",
258 "257": "$yiffer rubs $target's belly fluff\n",
259 "258": "another one\n",
260 "259": "Have you even kissed $target yet? I thought not",
261 "260": "new tf2 update\n",
262 "261": "$yiffer gets a nosebleed seeing $target's naked body, and has just found a new lube to try out.\n",
263 "262": "$yiffer gets noticed by his senpai, $target\n",
264 "263": "* $target mones and cums*\n",
265 "264": "$yiffer squishes $target\n",
266 "265": "$target congratulations, prick, you've just made my ignore list",
267 "266": "hi bui was here\n",
268 "267": "$yiffer $target $channel $random\n",
269 "268": "$yiffer says its getting kinda cold as he strokes $target's fur",
270 "269": "$yiffer overclocks $target's dick\n",
271 "270": "IT IS A SAD SHAME THAT YOUR ADVENTURES HAVE ENDED HERE $target\n",
272 "271": "$target gets its face slammed by a macro fat furry of the size of the entire universe\n",
273 "272": "$yiffer lifts up the covers and reveals his enlarged cock to $target\n",
274 "273": "$yiffer adds another meta-yiff.\n",
275 "274": "$yiffer donates to $target's patreon\n",
276 "275": "$yiffer catches $target trying to autofellate\n",
277 "276": "$yiffer fucks a Mudkip plushie that $target gave him.\n",
278 "277": "$yiffer copyright's $target's dick to make it his and only his.\n",
279 "278": "$yiffer empties his tube of creamy fag-gurt all over $target's face, while shouting \"YOPLAIT\"\n",
280 "279": "Porygon will crash if you do dis.\n",
281 "280": "If $target doesn't like and share this post, Avast will _kill herself_\n",
282 "281": "$target unknowingly walks into davie street and is never g=heard from again\n",
283 "282": "$target reads his SICP, and after 4 years of intensive study with Hal Abelson, is finally able to create a life-size sex robot of himself for $target\n",
284 "283": "$target and $yiffer have consensual sex in the missionary position.\n",
285 "284": "pozzes $target\n",
286 "285": "$yiffer cuddles $target's chest hair\n",
287 "286": "$yiffer chews $target's hair\n",
288 "287": "$yiffer scults $target's chestfluff\n",
289 "288": "$yiffer cum's on $target's face",
290 "289": "$yiffer cant stop $yiffer wont stop.\n",
291 "290": "$target watches uncomfortably as $yiffer eats a can of frosting with a spoon\n",
292 "291": "https://feen.us/t1y5.gif\n",
293 "292": "$target is the real Filthy Frank.\n",
294 "293": "_PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI_ $yiffer _PUDDI_\n",
295 "294": "$target: What strength! But don't forget there are people like you all over the world!\n",
296 "295": "$yiffer gives $target's meat a good ol' rub.\n",
297 "296": "https://media.giphy.com/media/26hlSY0zSzlD0M6PK/giphy.gif\n",
298 "297": ".checkem\n",
299 "298": "test\n",
300 "299": ".isup .yiff 337\n",
301 "300": ".isup.yiff 338\n",
302 "301": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/105257612144078848/140615464249327616/sm85d1.png\n",
303 "302": "$yiffer pelts afrodiciac ice cubes at $target\n",
304 "303": "Warps around $target warm body and gives it a soft kiss on the forehead\n",
305 "304": "There he is",
306 "305": "http://image.blingee.com/images19/content/output/000/000/000/815/838611969_191266.gif\n",
307 "306": "Sliiides a finger to the underside of your mouth swirling it around your tongue while a second finger makes his way through the throat, poking slightly its uvula~\n",
308 "307": "Adds $target Patreon to yiffparty\n",
309 "308": "$yiffer comes dangerously close to swallowing $target whole, but stops too early and just holds $target on their tongue to tumble about and get soaking wet",
310 "309": "hump's $target Vowels after being digested and cums all over its insides, being a nasty mess of digested fur and cum\n",
311 "310": "One day, $target decided to take a shit because hey, he's $target\n",
312 "311": "$target gets a farewell kiss before leaving forever.\n",
313 "312": "$yiffer invalidates yiff #350.\n",
314 "313": "$yiffer finally builds up the courage to ask $target out, but walks in on them having their first kiss with $random .\n",
315 "314": "$target takes a step to the left, falls down a hole and dies, all while https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFip1UyrG94 plays in the background\n",
316 "315": "$target is rejected after confessing to his crush.\n",
317 "316": "$target ruffles your chest playfuly while giving you a tender kiss, you can see a thread of saliva between them.\n",
318 "317": "$yiffer touches $target's ulgus.\n",
319 "318": "Leans on $target as he grabs the back of he head, and goes for a simple yet warm kiss on his lips, after being out of breath, he slowly pulls away, both end up with a smile on their faces.\n",
320 "319": "passionately makes out with $target .Each time one of them would have to stop to catch their breath, both loving every minute of it, their saliva was dripping all over each other as their faces where planted on top of each other.\n",
321 "320": "$yiffer rubs the underside of his dick along $target's ass, reveling in their needy whimpers.\n",
322 "321": "Confesses to $target after having a passionate night together.\n",
323 "322": "$target sits on $yiffer's bare thighs and grabs both their dicks with one hand, stroking together while they leak all over.\n",
324 "323": "$target stammers out a phone conversation while $yiffer hides under their desk and lovingly licks at their groin.\n",
325 "324": "After a long day in the gym, $yiffer pins $target to the lockers and nervously confesses their crush with a needy boner and a heavy blush.\n",
326 "325": "$target takes a moment out of their busy workout schedule to plant their butt on $yiffer's face, forcing their nose onto a moist and musky taint.\n",
327 "326": "Loud slaps echo throughout as $yiffer expresses his dominance over $target with a series of well-deserved spanks and a sneaked grope or two.\n",
328 "327": "$yiffer and $target snuggled for a little bit, their arms were around each other, $yiffer hand was grasping $target 's , like a couple would do, They would plant their faces into each other here and there, enjoying their time together, for a few hours they were able to express how much they liked each other, being lucky enough to be able to share and express it.\n",
329 "328": "$yiffer waits at least five minutes before hurriedly rushing over to sign up for the after-school club that they saw $target join.\n",
330 "329": "$target sticks their face into gnasen's peachy mouth.\n",
331 "330": "$yiffer identifies a series of 6 triangles labelled T1 through T6, then builds up speed for 12 hours in order to rape a quad-parallel version of $target\n",
332 "331": "stupid faggot $yiffer fucking dies\n",
333 "332": "$yiffer injects $target with 1000 marijuanas, killing them instantly.\n",
334 "333": "Invalidates .yiff 351\n",
335 "334": "$yiffer indefinitely detains $target",
336 "335": "$yiffer yells out to $target, \"I'M CUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMING!!!\"\n",
337 "336": "lol scrub\n",
338 "337": "$yiffer licks and tongues $target's asshole, rimming him and lifting up $target's legs, bringing $target back on $yiffer's own face and eating out that God damn shithole for all of $channel to watch eternally.\n",
339 "338": "$target climbs out of bed wearing $yiffer's oversized clothes and proceeds to make breakfast for the two of them.\n",
340 "339": "$yiffer bundles up $target's shirt and presses it into his nose, breathing deeply",
341 "340": "$yiffer presses the back of their hand into $target's forehead to test for a fever before ordering them back into bed.\n",
342 "341": "$yiffer and $target both moans in joy",
343 "342": "while cuddling in bed, $yiffer claims he needs to get up to poop",
344 "343": "$yiffer adds yet another shitty meta yiff",
345 "344": ">tfw no $target gf\n",
346 "345": "$target is found dead in a vat of honey and their own semen\n",
347 "346": "Captain $yiffer orders some tea, Earl Grey, hot.\n",
348 "347": "With a decisive gulp, $target slips off $yiffer's tongue and disappears into their gullet.\n",
349 "348": "$yiffer shanks $target in the back with an ice axe for treason against the motherland\n",
350 "349": ".yiff $random\n",
351 "350": "$yiffer eats $target whole! In reality, that'd be impossible, so actually $yiffer just softly puts $target's ear in their mouth very softly and nibbles a bit.\n",
352 "351": "$yiffer coaxes $target, who was already mentally unstable, into finally an heroing with a shotgun",
353 "352": "$yiffer eats $target's entire city whore",
354 "353": "$yiffer eats $target's entire city whole",
355 "354": "$yiffer tilts $target's head back and slowly slides his massive cock down the boy's warm throat\n",
356 "355": "$target is a ghost",
357 "356": "$target gets a nice get, whatever that means.\n",
358 "357": "$yiffer and $target were childhood friends, growing up together, going to the same college, getting drunk with each other until $target confesses his feelings to $yiffer",
359 "358": "$target trembles and groans as $yiffer passionately pounds him, but stops stroking himself off and stares blankly with discomfort after he hears \"Ohh, Mr",
360 "359": "off by one\n",
361 "360": "$yiffer tries to seduce $target, but $target suddenly starts to complain about how his head hurts from the gluten in the pizza they shared.\n",
362 "361": "The last guy was a dumbass and didn't make a 404 joke",
363 "362": "$yiffer brings their lips to $target, when suddenly $target belches out [UNSOLICITED OPINIONS ON ISRAEL???]\n",
364 "363": "http://i.imgur.com/0eN319b.png\n",
365 "364": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8Mx3nWwDF0\n",
366 "365": "$yiffer proves with statistical evidence that his dick is better than $target's dick\n",
367 "366": "$yiffer waited patiently, it was the end of the war",
368 "367": "$yiffer, it's 4 o'clock in the morning, why on earth are you yiffing?\n",
369 "368": "$yiffer shares hot cocaine with $target\n",
370 "369": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBMI6ojyvfU\n",
371 "370": "$yiffer pulls down $target's underwar against his will\n",
372 "371": "$yiffer licks $target's paws\n",
373 "372": "$target licks $yiffer's paws\n",
374 "373": "$yiffer wraps up cozily in $target's foreskin\n",
375 "374": "good yiff $yiffer go\u0c66\u0501 yiFf thats \u2714 a goodyiff rightth ere right\u2714there \u2714\u2714if i do \u01bda\u04af so my sel\uff46 \ud83d\udcaf i say so \ud83d\udcaf thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: \u02b3\u1da6\u1d4d\u02b0\u1d57 \u1d57\u02b0\u1d49\u02b3\u1d49) mMMMM\u13b7\u041c\ud83d\udcaf \u041dO0\u041e\u0b20\uff2fOO\uff2fO\u041e\u0b20\u0b20Oooo\u1d52\u1d52\u1d52\u1d52\u1d52\u1d52\u1d52\u1d52\u1d52 \ud83d\udcaf Good shit\n",
376 "375": "be $target",
377 "376": "$target gets breed by dankmemes\n",
378 "377": "it's 420 y'all https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjlSiASsUIs\n",
379 "378": "$target, not looking for love or anything, just want a guy to cum fuck me like I wuill fuck her when she gets back",
380 "379": "$yiffer was the real killer of $target f kenndy.\n",
381 "380": "cock in and around my mouth\n",
382 "381": "$target, yur boobs are lopsided which is the reason why i like you, yur different physically and mentally\n",
383 "382": "$yiffer is memesexual and reads the communist manifesto instead of making $target murr like the edgy faggot he is.\n",
384 "383": "get a life $yiffer you fucking loser\n",
385 "384": "kys\n",
386 "385": "I'm white and I'm proud",
387 "386": "$yiffer: You're really a failure at life, you're 290 pounds, you've got horrible back hair, you sweat profusely, staining all your white clothes yellow, and you've killed 3 dogs by anal impaction.\n",
388 "387": "And then $target slightly leaned over and lifted his leg in an effort to fart",
389 "388": "$target makes laughable insults towards $yiffer for being a furry before watching the latest episode of mlp:fim\n",
390 "389": "$yiffer HAS FALLEN AND HE CAN'T GET IT UP\n",
391 "390": "$target finds themself trapped in the behind of $random 's messy diaper.\n",
392 "391": "$yiffer's last load slowly leaks out of $target's twitching asshole.\n",
393 "392": "$yiffer gazes in horror and/or pleasure as he watches Nollix get swallowed whole by something, idk.\n",
394 "393": "$yiffer: \"HEEE\" $target: \"HEEE\" $yiffer: \"HEEE\" $target: \"HEEE\" $yiffer: \"HEEE\" $target: \"HEEE\" $yiffer: \"HEEE\" $target: \"HEEE\" $yiffer: \"HEEE\" $target: \"HEEE\" $yiffer: \"HEEE\" $target: \"HEEE\" $yiffer: \"HEEE\" $target: \"HEEE\" $yiffer: \"HEEE\" $target: \"HEEE\" $yiffer: \"HEEE\" $target: \"HEEE\" $yiffer: \"HEEE\" $target: \"HEEE\" $yiffer: \"HEEE\" $target: \"HEEE\" $yiffer: \"HEEE\" $target: \"HEEE\" $yiffer: \"HEEE\" $target: \"HEEE\" $yiffer: \"HEEE\" $target: \"HEEE\" $yiffer: \"HEEE\" $target: \"HEEE\" $yiffer: \"HEEE\" $target: \"HEEE\" $yiffer: \"HEEE\" $target: \"HEEE\" $yiffer: \"HEEE\" $target: \"HEEE\" $yiffer: \"HEEE\" $target: \"HEEE\" $yiffer: \"HEEE\" $target: \"HEEE\"\n",
395 "394": "$yiffer gets the hiccups.\n",
396 "395": "https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0O4V_qIYAIX5DO.jpg\n",
397 "396": "$yiffer \ud83d\udc40 $target\n",
398 "397": "$yiffer \ud83d\udc44$target\n",
399 "398": "lol what did you expect you fucking furfaggot xDD\n",
400 "399": "no signs of intelligent life\n",
401 "400": "$yiffer pet $target\n",
402 "401": "$yiffer maows too much and $target becomes maow\n",
403 "402": "$yiffer contracted AIDS from RicoTiger in 1996 and has been unknowingly spreading it ever since.\n",
404 "403": ".yt EL PERRITO SUPER GORDITO\n",
405 "404": "$yiffer makes a mess of $target's pots and pans.\n",
406 "405": "DADDY FINGER DADDY FINGER WHERE ARE YOU\n",
407 "406": "$yiffer, after 11 minutes of prodding by $target, shakes his spoopy ass AS FAST AS HE CAN\n",
408 "407": "The aristocrats!\n",
409 "408": "Murr hello my name is Tobi Wolf and I am a large and in charge anthro wolf seeking any females, herms, shemales, or futas of any furry species (Mostly interested in now any Equine herms or shemales, or bovine, or equines, or rodents as well as canines, human or anything else of those 4 of ages 18-25 but age is flexible to rp as my pet MUST BE SUB!!!! if interested pm me hehe your master is waiting ;) ( NO MALES PERIOD!!!!! MOSTLY LOOKING FOR LONG-TERM PROFILE RP ) also im sick and tired of some pets that rp with me for a bit decide to just ignore me due to the way I rp well if you don\u2019t like it too bad doesn\u2019t mean you have to ignore me also I am looking for absolutely loyal pets who will obey these rules",
410 "409": "$yiffer steals $target and takes them to Seattle\n",
411 "410": "$yiffer takes $target's shekels",
412 "411": "$target fucking explodes\n",
413 "412": "$yiffer touches $target's cum button\n",
414 "413": "$yiffer 360 kickflip boneless double bogeys $target 's prostate\n",
415 "414": "$yiffer slaps $target's ejaculation switch with the underside of his milk banana\n",
416 "415": "http://furrypost.ytmnd.com/\n",
417 "416": "Litsen here yu littl shit",
418 "417": "$yiffer gives $target and $random some of the toy baby turtles he carries around in his pocket\n",
419 "418": "$target, that's a BEAUTIFUL cock -- and a nice set of hairy, balls making hot loads of HIV semen! I'd love to have you impregnate a some of my CD4 cells",
420 "419": "As i fock $target it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty",
421 "420": "don't forget to mention Lamina.\n",
422 "421": "REMOVE $target remove $target you are worst admn",
423 "422": "I would like $target who is coming into this neighborhood, going into people's backyards (including my own), taking the garden snakes, and sticking their schlongs into their mouths to stop",
424 "423": "$yiffer and $target construct an elaborate plan to kill President Obama and rescue their southern brothers from the union's tyranny but their plans are cut short when they're murdered by the Obama Youth Police (OYP).\n",
425 "424": "http://puu.sh/mmzC8/ee331deeec.jpg\n",
426 "425": "$yiffer rp's with $target, but gets struck with the realization that he will never get to do any of this in real life because he is a weeaboo furry autist who doesn't even have basic social skills.\n",
427 "426": "$yiffer gobbles up $target's creamy truffle butter\n",
428 "427": "$yiffer charges his mystical JO crystal with $target, jerking vigorously to summon Captain Planet in a creamy blaze of light to fend off the forces of faggotry\n",
429 "428": "$Yiffer becomes a slayin' nigga, TRIPLE C'S",
430 "429": "$yiffer squiggles alluringly at $target~\n",
431 "430": "$target is better than $random\n",
432 "431": "$yiffer empties the contents of their used diaper onto the face of $target.\n",
433 "432": "$yiffer cockteases $target to keep him distracted while he slips him some chloroform so they can be taken to an abandoned parking garage and strapped into a makeshift electric chair fashioned into a morbid test for survival to punish them for leaving their infant son to die of starvation in a high chair while on a drug bender\n",
434 "433": "$yiffer helps zangusuu play with his wangusuu\n",
435 "434": "$target gags in disgust and shame after his fiftieth gooey mouth load, desperate to afford $yiffer's low float Factory New Glock-18 Fade skin\n",
436 "435": "$yiffer pacific rims $target\n",
437 "436": "$yiffer locks up $target in the cuck shed and goes out to have his way with $random\n",
438 "437": "$yiffer swallows sealed condoms filled with ammonia while $target funnels bleach into $yiffer's ass, determined to make the most of his medical diagnosis\n",
439 "438": "$yiffer jacks off for the fortieth time that day after failing to kill himself by overdosing on random pills from his medicine cabinet and gaining a seemingly permanent erection, giggling from the blood staying in his crotch and starting to leak from his cock\n",
440 "439": "$yiffer ties off the end of the condom and pushes it further into $targets ass before zipping up their pants and casually walking off.\n",
441 "440": "$yiffer vigorously strokes himself off with chocolate syrup while chugging it from the bottle, his dick starting to chafe when the syrup gets all stale and sticky\n",
442 "441": "$yiffer vigorously strokes himself off with \"chocolate syrup\" while chugging it from the bottle, his dick starting to chafe when the syrup gets all stale and stinky\n",
443 "442": "500 DICKS IN MY MOUTH\n",
444 "443": "off by one \ud83d\ude26 \ud83d\udd2b\n",
445 "444": "$yiffer draws a greasy santorum swastika on $target's face with his dick\n",
446 "445": "$yiffer is appalled at yiff 502 and goes on hunger strike\n",
447 "446": "$yiffer \"Why are you so sweaty?\" $target: \"I was watching Cops.\"\n",
448 "447": "Suppose $target sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me",
449 "448": "$target teases $yiffer about their chipped tusk.\n",
450 "449": "$yiffer \u2019s nuts were near watermelon sized at this point in the barrage of hellish torture that one could only loosely define as fucking $target \u2018s body",
451 "450": "$yiffer com in $target bootie! =w= u of poz now, wops!\n",
452 "451": "http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/059/324/1279165661008.jpg?1279168353\n",
453 "452": "$yiffer takes $target behind his shed",
454 "453": "$random checks his Discord client in disappointment\n",
455 "454": "$target have hot yiffing with sex part and make juice in hole of $yiffer very very sex\n",
456 "455": "penis\n",
457 "456": "$yiffer yiffs $target yiffily\n",
458 "457": "$yiffer vapes.\n",
459 "458": "You're top notch, you know that, $target?\n",
460 "459": "$yiffer grips $target's hand, easing together for a calm, passionate snuggle, basking in each other's loving warmth while their plane veers into the World Trade Center\n",
461 "460": "$yiffer and $target take it to DMs, hoping nobody notices.\n",
462 "461": "$target is my #WCW\n",
463 "462": "$yiffer traces their fingernail up the underside of $target's twitching dick, regardless of how much they whimper.\n",
464 "463": "$yiffer travels back in time to kill Adolf Hitler so he can impress $target, but is rejected upon his return for eradicating $target's personal hero\n",
465 "464": "wah wah wah\n",
466 "465": ".addyiff \ud83d\udc4c\n",
467 "466": "http://cdn.tinybuddha.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Man-and-Rainbow.png\n",
468 "467": "$yiffer gives $target the kissies.\n",
469 "468": "$stranger gives $yiffer a deluxe castration, complete with circumcision.\n",
470 "469": "$yiffer rolls up a pepperoni pizza and uses it to jerk off $target, then gobbles the meaty, cheesey, semeny pizza roll in one bite",
471 "470": "$yiffer scrapes off some orange fungus growing between his thighs and smokes it in a blunt, giggling profusely while blood seeps from his pores and $target cowers in a corner brandishing a kitchen knife\n",
472 "471": "$yiffer listens to death grips while fucking $target till he gets noided\n",
473 "472": "$yiffer slowly dips his ballsack into a warm bowl of Noodles & Company \u2122 Alfredo Montemore\u2122 while $target is enjoying some world-class Spaghetti",
474 "473": "Is Suicide a Sin or is a Logical Choice? | Idea Channel | PBS Digital Studios\n",
475 "474": "Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that $target doesn't know what he's doing",
476 "475": "Colorless green $yiffer sleeps furiously\n",
477 "476": "$target listens awkwardly as $yiffer gets yelled at by his parents.\n",
478 "477": "$yiffer tugs and strokes at $target's dick until he accidentally inputs the Konami code as if it were a joystick, a small electronic beep emanating followed with a huge stream of jizz that $target doesn't even feel\n",
479 "478": "$yiffer is kinkshamed out of the chat\n",
480 "479": "$target gets bound, gagged and has their cock and balls swallowed whole by $yiffer\n",
481 "480": "$yiffer beats up $target and forces them to use their tongue as a makeshift buttplug.\n",
482 "481": "$yiffer grins at $target as he begins to lube his hole up with his spit while $target began to jerk himself off as he waited eagerly for $yiffer to fill him up with his dick.\n",
483 "482": "$target felt the head of $yiffer 's cock against his hole and gasped as he pushed it in",
484 "483": "$yiffer jerks off to used microwaved diapers and gets both poz n cancer\n",
485 "484": "$yiffer spreads $target legs apart and arched his back",
486 "485": "$yiffer quenches $target's thirst\n",
487 "486": "$yiffer uses $target 's cum as dipping sauce for their chicken tenders.\n",
488 "487": "$yiffer cums into a dog bowl and forces $target to drink it through a straw\n",
489 "488": "$yiffer pulls $target into a warm, tight hug, not letting go, never ever, they die together years later, fused together into a disgusting but adorable hug-monster.\n",
490 "489": "$yiffer came out to his family that he's into anal vore.\n",
491 "490": "http://d.facdn.net/art/incarnata/1338119031/1338119031.incarnata_mofu.gif\n",
492 "491": "$target lets out a ragged, wavering whimper as $yiffer scoops him up, and grinds his fat, warm knot along $target's boyspot",
493 "492": "$target jumps towards the railway as the train is coming close\n",
494 "493": "$yiffer tries to yiff with $target but ends up crying as $target relentlessly kinkshames them.\n",
495 "494": "$yiffer gives $target his soul.\n",
496 "495": "$yiffer buries his face in $target's chest fluff, sighing in relief\n",
497 "496": "$yiffer asks $target for their juicy \ud83d\udca6cummies\ud83d\udca6, making him cringe so hard that his face caves in like in that *Simpsons* episode where the guy from Shelbyville eats a whole lemon.\n",
498 "497": "lude-n-rewd forces $yiffer to have consensual sex with an attractive woman whether they like it or not!\n",
499 "498": "$target makes $yiffer their slutty little princess\n",
500 "499": "$yiffer declares $random his best friend and oaths to protect him from bullies\n",
501 "500": "$target gets hyped for ZOOTOPIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA https://images-2.discordapp.net/.eJwNyEkOgzAMAMC_5J7FxhDDZ1AUUKCCOkrMqerf2znOxzztMos5VGtfvN_OnqVtrqu0VHZXRMq1p3p2l-X2STXl497f2j2EEcc4AQJRiMzEHoj_N888DQQRCdjXQ1RWDDDZgBZoBbQ42iG4Vy3m-wOFnSYp.KgRxpOMq6yNGQD9m_bWTYMoGrkk.jpg\n",
502 "501": "$yiffer gives $target's anus a curly whirly.\n",
503 "502": "$yiffer lay there in bed, next to $target",
504 "503": "$target is like being molested by your uncle",
505 "504": "$yiffer sits down with $target, awkwardly adjusting their shirt and averting his gaze",
506 "505": "One day while $yiffer was masturbating, $target got wood",
507 "506": "$yiffer holds hands with $target as they stroll down the park on a sunny Saturday morning.\n",
508 "507": "$target says he's going to spend the weekend at $yiffer's place",
509 "508": "$yiffer pings $target just to irritate them when they wake up.\n",
510 "509": "\ud83d\udd2b put the cummies in the bag\n",
511 "510": "Cars are gonna fall from your parents window\n",
512 "511": "Suddenly pineapples!\n",
513 "512": "Hes just like Foreverial tiedup $random and foreverial tiedup $random, but his species is Mouse not Rat or Kangaroo Rat, same full delitization process, same organs, same lips, same tongue, same nose, everything",
514 "513": "$yiffer gets something going with $target but then $random bursts in the room with that fucking stupid John Cena song and it ruins the mood",
515 "514": "Look, Imma let you finish, $target is cool and all, but $random is a much better partner.\n",
516 "515": "In a display of their undying admiration, $yiffer builds $target a potato knish manufacturing line in Minecraft designed after their own image.\n",
517 "516": "$target touches $yiffer's overly sensitive tip, making $yiffer cum early instantly, drenching them in cum and startling $target.\n",
518 "517": "Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this.\n",
519 "518": "$yiffer runs his tongue between $target's toes for the tenth time, before another order and rough tug on the ear puts him by the sweaty sole.\n",
520 "519": "$yiffer doesn't know how to talk to $target, so he .yiff's him to make him notice him",
521 "520": "$target is too busy jamming a Dasani water bottle up their ass to make sure it's really clean",
522 "521": "$yiffer and $target go out to dinner",
523 "522": "$yiffer will yiff youre dick off.\n",
524 "523": "$target you ever get that one song that makes you want to go and hurt somebody? To silently just snap and disembowel them to the sound of drown out pleas for help and saftey",
525 "524": "$yiffer wants to be with $target but he gets cucked by $random instead\n",
526 "525": "$yiffer pulls out his hyper dick, points to his face and asks $target \"Wanna know how I got these scars?\"\n",
527 "526": "$yiffer would you smooch a panda?\n",
528 "527": "$yiffer eats $target's cob.\n",
529 "528": "$yiffer danks $target's meme supremes until he lets out a scream\n",
530 "529": "$yiffer partakes in the ancient eastern art of \"yiffing\", as it is vulgarly referred to by amateurs.\n",
531 "530": "$yiffer brains $target with a rock.\n",
532 "531": "$yiffer opens a small diner with $target, only for Guy Fieri to crash a camero through their hopes, dreams, and window.\n",
533 "532": "$target misses the 600 get",
534 "533": "$yiffer feels his bulge through his pants in public while looking $target in the eyes.\n",
535 "534": "Having known the prophecy, $yiffer, $target, and $random now must go on a quest to the North Pole and defeat Saint Nicholas with his army of penguins and elves.\n",
536 "535": "$random has developed a device that swaps the bodies of two persons",
537 "536": "$target is mad at $yiffer for not using zir fucking pronouns.\n",
538 "537": "\u2754What\u2754the fuck \ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude21 did you just fucking say about me, you little \ud83d\udc15bitch\ud83d\udc15? I\u2019ll have you know I graduated \ud83c\udf93\ud83c\udf93 top\ud83d\udd1d of my class in the \ud83d\udea2Navy\ud83d\udea2 Seals, and I\u2019ve been involved in numerous \ud83d\ude2fsecret\ud83d\ude2f raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over\u2757\u2757 300 \u2757\u2757 confirmed \ud83d\udc80 kills \ud83d\udc80",
539 "538": "Not many people know this, but $yiffer is actually a walking shit monster in disguise",
540 "539": "$target yells \"let me go hello!\"\n",
541 "540": "$yiffer werfs $target's nebels \u5350 \u5350 \u5350 \u5350 \u5350\n",
542 "541": "$yiffer sits in the corner sobbing into their knees as everyone else yiffs with eachother.\n",
543 "542": "$yiffer helps $target with their 200 word essay that's due tomorrow.\n",
544 "543": "$target suddenly realizes they have a quarry to settle.\n",
545 "544": "$yiffer stares at $target with the blank, uncomfortable expression of a father who must explain to his paraplegic daughter that she will never be a ballerina.\n",
546 "545": "$yiffer non-sexually rubs $target's feet after a long workout",
547 "546": "$yiffer buries their head in the crook of $target's neck and just breathes for a bit.\n",
548 "547": "$target gets tired of walking and jokingly complains, so $yiffer hoists them up by the waist and gives them a shoulder ride all the way to the car.\n",
549 "548": "$yiffer's heart falls a bit when $target calls them a good \"friend\"",
550 "549": "$yiffer commissions $target to draw porn of himself and $random",
551 "550": "$yiffer actually shows up to school with $target's copy of Perfect Dark that he borrowed five years ago.\n",
552 "551": "$yiffer walks in on $target holding a vibrating controller to his underwear and shooting with an unlimited ammo cheat on.\n",
553 "552": "$yiffer tries to .yiff $target just enough to where they're noticed, but not enough to seem desperate.\n",
554 "553": "$yiffer shouts random animal noises in chat, hoping that someone will make a conversation out of it, not aware that everyone but $random thinks they're a retard.\n",
555 "554": "The class-wide camping trip takes an awkward turn when $yiffer and $target take a tumble into the mud and have to sleep naked.\n",
556 "555": "Years after elementary school, $yiffer feels pangs of regret for bullying $target but doesn't know how to apologize.\n",
557 "556": "$yiffer awkwardly laughs along with his friends as they call $target a faggot, but silently grapples with their own confusing sexuality.\n",
558 "557": "$yiffer finally gets the balls to ask $target out for coffee some time, and they accept.\n",
559 "558": "$yiffer calls a random classmate ($target) for a reminder on their next assignment, but they end up talking all night.\n",
560 "559": "$yiffer and $target are mercilessly called cute by the entire discord!\n",
561 "560": "$yiffer tries to get to third base, but $target nervously pulls their hand away",
562 "561": "$yiffer takes hold of $target's dick and yanks it, stretching it like taffy\n",
563 "562": "$yiffer and $target joke about ERPing in DMs, but their conversations are really all heartfelt and cute.\n",
564 "563": "$yiffer pretends to be into $target's favorite kink, even though it's a little gross, because they want $target to be happy",
565 "564": "$yiffer bullies $target in general chat, but DMs them about it later to apologize.\n",
566 "565": "$yiffer shows their favorite youtube video to $target, and is a little crestfallen when $target doesn't find it nearly as funny as them.\n",
567 "566": "$target calls $yiffer cute, and $yiffer can't tell if they're joking or just being nice.\n",
568 "567": "$yiffer shouts racial slurs at the Pizza Hut, and $target turns bright red from embarrassment.\n",
569 "568": "$yiffer asks $target if they like them, $target says \"I guess\" $yiffer spends the next few years confused and insecure.\n",
570 "569": "$yiffer realized that $target never returns the heart emoticon, and can't go to sleep for the rest of the night.\n",
571 "570": "$yiffer pours out a personal problem to $target in DMs and then has regrets when $target awkwardly backpedals out of the conversation.\n",
572 "571": "$yiffer buys a game on steam just to play it with $target, but then they drift apart.\n",
573 "572": "$yiffer touches $target's big bap.\n",
574 "573": "\ud83d\udc45 \ud83d\udc3e\n",
575 "574": "After spotting their jenkem bottles, $target is left wondering if $random 's parents are related.\n",
576 "575": "\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\uff21\n",
577 "576": "http://i.imgur.com/KA1xIei.gifv\n",
578 "577": "$yiffer $yiffer can't you see? $target and $random were meant to hang from trees.\n",
579 "578": "$yiffer makes plans for a hot date but $target has to cancel because they are still not over Zayn leaving One Direction and are currently an emotional wreck.\n",
580 "579": "Look",
581 "580": "Lemme sing you a song lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-BU6keEUw\n",
582 "581": "If I speak God's Word with power, revealing all his mysteries and making everything plain as day, and if I have faith that says to a mountain, \"Jump\", and it jumps, but I don't love, I'm nothing",
583 "582": "$yiffer hesitantly, yet gratingly demands to read the barcode aloud to $target at the register, not wanting lasers touching his food.\n",
584 "583": "$yiffer eats RicoTiger's ricotta\n",
585 "584": "$yiffer kisses $target on the lips.\n",
586 "585": "8==\u270a==D\ud83d\udca6\ud83d\ude0d\n",
587 "586": "$yiffer prepares for his night out with $target by rubbing a half melted chocolate bar between his ass cheeks, hoping $target doesn't notice it's April 1st\n",
588 "587": "$yiffer and $target did it a few times but didn't get anything\n",
589 "588": "Look, $target, I'm sorry, If you've dealt with the people I have you'd probaly see it differently",
590 "589": "You look like someone crushed a memeball into looking like a smaller memeball\n",
591 "590": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALlowTXw6Qg\n",
592 "591": "$yiffer bursts into tears and throws a fit in public when $target wont buy them the dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets.\n",
593 "592": "$yiffer baps $target on the nose.\n",
594 "593": "$yiffer baptizes $target's nose\n",
595 "594": "$yiffer plays that overly hyped-up Warframe game with $target while also giving the most powerfully hard oral anyone could manage.\n",
596 "595": "$yiffer thinks $target is neat.\n",
597 "596": "$yiffer does cockvore with his little buddy $target but he suddenly slips inside and never returns\n",
598 "597": "$yiffer strokes $target's hair.\n",
599 "598": "hello\n",
600 "599": "http://i.imgur.com/kT8Ig26.jpg bui pls\n",
601 "600": "$yiffer sleeps on $target.\n",
602 "601": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLb9jPuDS9Y\n",
603 "602": "$target fucks $yiffer\n",
604 "603": "$yiffer mounts $target\n",
605 "604": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42jnNqBHqnA\n",
606 "605": "hooHooOOO OOOLIE SHiT \ud83d\udca9 looK WHO it FucKIN IS! \ud83d\udc72\ud83d\udc72\ud83d\udc72 it's the kiNG\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc50\ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc8e oF tHe FUCKING MAMES \ud83d\udc38\ud83d\udc38\ud83d\udc38\ud83d\udc38\ud83d\udc38 he'S GOT ALL KInnA SHIT like your AYylMaoS\ud83d\udc7e\ud83d\udc7d youR chEEZburgir caTs \ud83d\ude3c\ud83d\ude3c\ud83d\ude3c\ud83d\ude3c\ud83d\ude3c\ud83d\ude3c\ud83d\ude3c\ud83d\ude3c\ud83d\ude3c and even that fuckiNG FISH\ud83d\udc20 rev up thOSE DANK BURNERS CAUSE ITS GETTING \ud83d\udca6\ud83d\udca7SAucY toNIGHT WITH THIS ouTSTANDING plETHORA OF MAMES FROM THE KInG\ud83d\udcab\u2728\ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc8d\ud83d\udc8e\ud83d\udc38\ud83d\udc38\ud83d\udc38\ud83d\udc38\ud83d\udc38\ud83d\udc38\ud83d\udc38\n",
607 "606": "https://ghostbin.com/paste/u9p9e\n",
608 "607": "\ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\udca6\ud83c\udf46\n",
609 "608": "dude same\n",
610 "609": "my man\n",
611 "610": "slow down!\n",
612 "611": "meme..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................",
613 "612": "*snaps* yes!\n",
614 "613": "why contain it\n",
615 "614": "now you're just somebody that I used to know\n",
616 "615": "there is nothing\ud83d\ude03 \ud83d\ude03 \ud83d\ude03 left in my soul\ud83d\udca6\ud83d\udca6but cummies\ud83d\udca6daddy tore it from me\ud83d\ude03\ud83d\udca6\ud83d\udca6\ud83d\udca6\ud83d\ude19 \ud83d\ude19 \ud83d\ude19 i am a shallow cummie bank\ud83d\udca6\ud83d\udca6\ud83d\udca6\ud83d\udca6\ud83d\udca6\ud83d\udca6\u2764\ufe0f \u2764\ufe0f with no personality\ud83d\udcaf\ud83d\udcaf\ud83d\udcaf\ud83c\udd98\ud83c\udd98 please help me\ud83d\ude02 \ud83d\ude02 the cummies are causing my skin to become necrotic\ud83c\udf46\ud83c\udf51\ud83d\ude48\ud83d\udca6\ud83d\udca6 there is blood everywhere\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 cummies\ud83d\udca6\n",
617 "616": "d u d e s a m e\n",
618 "617": "same dude\n",
619 "618": "murders a priest\n",
620 "619": "\uff28\uff25\uff2c\uff30\u3000\uff21\uff2c\uff2c\u3000\uff34\uff28\uff29\uff33\u3000\uff26\uff35\uff2c\uff2c\uff37\uff29\uff24\uff34\uff28\u3000\uff29\uff33\u3000\uff2b\uff29\uff2c\uff2c\uff29\uff2e\uff27\u3000\uff2d\uff25\n",
621 "620": "$yiffer adds to $target's cummie counter.\n",
622 "621": "Wow $yiffer, great moves! Keep it up, proud of you.\n",
623 "622": "$yiffer gets jiggy with $target\n",
624 "623": "I'M CUM!!\n",
625 "624": "nigger\n",
626 "625": "$yiffer, please kill yourself",
627 "626": "$yiffer finds a nice secluded piece of nature in the forest, ties an unconscious $target to a cross centered in wood scraps, and kindles the flame",
628 "627": "$yiffer fuck\n",
629 "628": "$target gets pet gently, but with purpose, by $yiffer ",
630 "629": "$target shows off his dick to $yiffer, $yiffer says \"You know what you gotta do with that right? You gotta put a bangin' donk on it.\" $yiffer proceeds to twerk on $target's cock.\n",
631 "630": "$yiffer kisses $target on the nether-lips\n",
632 "631": "$yiffer vores $target with their prolapsed anus\n",
633 "632": "Ryan no one likes you",
634 "633": "$yiffer sits in chair with penis\n",
635 "634": "$yiffer does marriage Juana's with $target.\n",
636 "635": "$yiffer kpleasets $target 's tailhole\n",
637 "636": "fuck you \ud83d\ude03\n",
638 "637": "fuck off\n",
639 "638": "Fresh off the boat, from reddit, $target? heh I remember when I was just like you",
640 "639": "$yiffer gets a really fucking funny metayiff",
641 "640": "fuck the yiffs we'll make our own yiffs\n",
642 "641": "\uff33\uff28\uff21\uff2c\uff2c\u3000\uff2e\uff2f\uff34\u3000\uff22\uff25\u3000\uff29\uff2e\uff26\uff32\uff29\uff2e\uff27\uff25\uff24\n",
643 "642": "https://youtu.be/MesUsWsHZco\n",
644 "643": "$yiffer https://i.imgur.com/T5wbsLd.png\n",
645 "644": "http://i.imgur.com/9P57neH.png\n",
646 "645": "http://puu.sh/n85xr/452dacdc50.jpg\n",
647 "646": "$target gets cornered in a dark alley by Jamal, Jamumbo and Jambo.\n",
648 "647": "A man with a beard, ponytail and penguin tee-shirt convinces $target to reconsider their choice of operating system.\n",
649 "648": "$yiffer cries out in pain as they strike $target.\n",
650 "649": "The Gains Goblin takes away $target 's gains.\n",
651 "650": "$target died as he lived: insipid and ignorant.\n",
652 "651": "$yiffer makes a V with his index and middle finger",
653 "652": "$yiffer scoffs at $target 's taste in lowercase dungeon synth and post-avant doomcore.\n",
654 "653": "$yiffer makes a joke about raping $target",
655 "654": "https://youtu.be/dV8cd3PLPNI?t=17s\n",
656 "655": "$yiffer pulls down $target's pajamas, and rubs his nose on $target's skin-tight underwear, breathing in the slightly moist, pheromone-coated bulge",
657 "656": "$target is the worst Youtuber ever, $target comment on $yiffer's video Flash sentry hurts twilight sparkles feeling \"What the fuck was that?\" $target commented me \"Says the diaper freak.\" And by the way, $yiffer murdered $target, $target you're the worst youtuber ever.....",
658 "657": "$yiffer outs $target as Rabbi Sholomo Ettinger working for the Mossad.\n",
659 "658": "$yiffer uses their computer as a dildo.\n",
660 "659": "$target lies chest down, prone on his bed, while $yiffer hovers over him",
661 "660": "$yiffer is so lonely he tries to yiff $target\n",
662 "661": "$target becomes a meme.\n",
663 "662": "After $yiffer shoots a crazed soccer mom, veteran cop $target is called to the scene and notices his patrician taste in firearms",
664 "663": "$target has too much fun with vegetables and has to get his anal ring inspected by $yiffer.\n",
665 "664": "Get out of here, Stalker!\n",
666 "665": "$yiffer puts his hands in $target 's pants, and then $target 's underwear",
667 "666": "$yiffer yells \"Yaayy SEX!\", approaching $target as $target backs away nervously...\n",
668 "667": "$target cums..",
669 "668": "$yiffer THE BEST!\n",
670 "669": "$yiffer spoons with $target",
671 "670": "little $yiffer fucking dies\n",
672 "671": "$yiffer gets to pet a panda\n",
673 "672": "$target couldn't help but moan and grope herself as $yiffer starts to change their body into something that suits them better.\n",
674 "673": "\ud83c\udf3a\ud83c\udf37\u2764\ufe0f\ud83d\udc96\u2764\ufe0f\ud83c\udf37\ud83c\udf3a wanna be gay?\n",
675 "674": "c( u \u00b0 .\u00b0)\n",
676 "675": "$target vapes.\n",
677 "676": "$randomvapes.\n",
678 "677": "caress $target hair with their fingertips\n",
679 "678": "$random blows a vape cloud in the shape of a minion\n",
680 "679": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mi8za2kTJDs\n",
681 "680": "http://puu.sh/nsMpD/bd5273cb76.png\n",
682 "681": "911 $target is the true culprit behind the 9/11 attacks.\n",
683 "682": "$yiffer lovingly calls out to $target and his whole face becomes a grin; he then pushes into $target's hips\n",
684 "683": "$yiffer works his hand harder and harder on $target's cock, wet sounds echoing through the room\n",
685 "684": "http://puu.sh/nhnZ8/56f0c77365.jpg\n",
686 "685": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBpH0CP_Phc\n",
687 "686": "skeet skeet skeet\n",
688 "687": "$yiffer hugs and kisses $target.\n",
689 "688": "$yiffer bullies $target's butt until $target starts whining about not having anything in it!\n",
690 "689": "\u2022m\u2022\n",
691 "690": "$target makes $yiffer's penis turn into the BIG PENIS\n",
692 "691": "$yiffer smiles at $target before gently sliding their dick down $target 's urethra",
693 "692": "$yiffer cringes at $target's extreme display of autism",
694 "693": "suh dude\n",
695 "694": "http://puu.sh/nvfO8/4e6ea53a82.jpg\n",
696 "695": "he need some milk\n",
697 "696": "$yiffer That yiff doesn't exist.\n",
698 "697": "$yiffer comes to brazil\n",
699 "698": "$target gets his rump **brofisted** by $yiffer",
700 "699": "$yiffer 's internet history is exposed to their parents\n",
701 "700": "$yiffer spanks $target's fat ass and giggles to themself as it jiggles.\n",
702 "701": "$yiffer spanks $targe's fat belly and gets scared when it doesn't stop jiggling.\n",
703 "702": "$yiffer maces a gamestop employee over the color of $target's arms.\n",
704 "703": "$yiffer puts $target and $random in gay baby jail\n",
705 "704": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRSbj5ET2ts\n",
706 "705": "$yiffer merely thinks about $target and it's enough to make them cum.\n",
707 "706": "$yiffer puts a shrunken $target on their giant, wet tongue and just leaves them there.\n",
708 "707": "$yiffer FUCK ME UP FAM \u239b\u239b\u239b\u239b\u239e\u239e\u239e\u23b2\u23b2\u23b2\u23b3\u23b3\u23b3\u23b3\u23b3\u23b3\u23b3\u23b3\u23b3\u23b3\u23b3\u23b3\u23b3\u23b3\u23b3\u23b3\u23a0\u23a8JUST FUCK ME UP\u23ac\n",
709 "708": "dumb gay baby $target\n",
710 "709": "$yiffer points out $target 's Jewish surname.\n",
711 "710": "maow\n",
712 "711": "$yiffer makes an ASMR video and sends it to the president of Brazil\n",
713 "712": "http://i.imgur.com/nAjlgsK.jpg\n",
714 "713": "http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/images/e/e8/Picard2379.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120311033504&path-prefix=en\n",
715 "714": "$yiffer owns $target's tail!\n",
716 "715": "$yiffer isn't invited to $target's birthday party and they get so mad that they go \u00d2m\u00d3 and poison the cake.\n",
717 "716": "Num r\u00e1pido movimento, $yiffer toma a goiaba da m\u00e3o do $target .\n",
718 "717": "$yiffer shits myself\n",
719 "718": "$yiffer makes $target his sweetheart.\n",
720 "719": "$yiffer is forced to yiff $random instead\n",
721 "720": "$yiffer comfies up in $target's foreskin.\n",
722 "721": "http://i.imgur.com/SdEimxM.png\n",
723 "722": "$yiffer firebombs $target's ass\n",
724 "723": "XX=Female, XY=male",
725 "724": "$random faps into his nostrills\n",
726 "725": "$yiffer forcedfeeds too much viagra to $target, causing them to have a heart attack and die, but that doesn't stop $yiffer from having fun.\n",
727 "726": "$yiffer makes a reference to a random piece of specific esoterica only $yiffer knows, probably something autistic to boot",
728 "727": "$yiffer can't master emacs and gets real salty about it\n",
729 "728": "$yiffer protests at a Trump rally and gets complimented for it.\n",
730 "729": "$yiffer jerks off $target while he is sleeping, $target is pretending to be sleeping.\n",
731 "730": "$yiffer beckons $target over with their legs spread and a sultry expression on their face",
732 "731": "$yiffer adds a yiff to immediately use on $target so they can pretend to have sex with them or whatever.\n",
733 "732": "$target sits on $yiffers lap comfortably.\n",
734 "733": "$yiffer gets super excited when the yiff he wrote thinking of of $target comes up randomly just as he imagined it\n",
735 "734": "$yiffer and $target have consensual sex in the missionary position, but not for the purpose of procreation.\n",
736 "735": "$yiffer takes a step to the left, falls down a hole and dies, all while https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef8G06PRfjg plays in the background\n",
737 "736": "$yiffer rubs noses with $target\n",
738 "737": "$yiffer who doesnt eat pork buns is never a whole $yiffer\n",
739 "738": "$yiffer and $target decide to double-penetrate a big-dicked shota catboy.\n",
740 "739": "$target's ass becomes noticeably fatter as $yiffer starts to turn them into a girl!\n",
741 "740": "SIT ON MY FACE\n",
742 "741": "http://i.imgur.com/ntSXcbs.png\n",
743 "742": "$target shoves their face into $yiffer's maw\n",
744 "743": "$target gets cummies for $yiffer \ud83d\udca6\ud83d\udca6\ud83d\udca6\ud83d\ude0d\n",
745 "744": "$yiffer touches $target's tail without asking! D:\n",
746 "745": "\"eat poop $target\" - From $yiffer xoxo\n",
747 "746": "\"Huff a fart right out of my ass and hold it like a bong hit $target\" - from $yiffer\n",
748 "747": "$yiffer licks $target's paws.\n",
749 "748": "$target eats kitty litter saturated with $yiffer's vomit.\n",
750 "749": "http://puu.sh/nCz95/c3635fbddd.jpg\n",
751 "750": "@yiffer: I am a millenial, yes",
752 "751": "This $yiffer tires so hard to do work but is distracted by a 2 vibrator controlled on their dick and in their ass by said $target\n",
753 "752": "$yiffer TFs $target into the perfect fertile female, then pounds them for hours.\n",
754 "753": "$yiffer adds $target on steam\n",
755 "754": "only im PMs you gay fuck\n",
756 "755": "$target TFs into a perfect clone of $random.\n",
757 "756": "memes?\n",
758 "757": "...but nothing happened!\n",
759 "758": "WAUZ JAUZ WAUZ JAUZ\n",
760 "759": "there are good memes and bad memes\n",
761 "760": "$yiffer frosts a cake with his ass! $target thinks that FEEEEEEEELLLSSSS SOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOD\n",
762 "761": "$yiffer has a big, painful zit on his taint!! Thankfully, $target is there to suck all that juicy pus out!\n",
763 "762": "$yiffer loses his dermatologist certification by showing $target how to drain an abscess without his hsnds\n",
764 "763": "$yiffer memes $target dankly\n",
765 "764": "$yiffer pours some hot water unto his micropenis while squealing like a pig",
766 "765": "chinks\n",
767 "766": "$yiffer yells at $target's dick, telling it to stop getting hard\n",
768 "767": "$yiffer rrers at $target\n",
769 "768": "$yiffer hoists $target up for a shoulder ride.\n",
770 "769": "$yiffer kneels down to let $target climb onto their back for a bumpy, playful piggyback ride.\n",
771 "770": "$yiffer puts his dongle in $target's USB port.\n",
772 "771": "Omg yes so hawt it feel good to hump a $target like that so hawt mmh murr\n",
773 "772": "$yiffer becomes a slayin' nigga, TRIPLE C'S",
774 "773": "$yiffer stabs $target in the ass over and over",
775 "774": "$yiffer gets a chainsaw and splits $target's legs down the middle of each, muttering something about 'dividing and conquering that ass'\n",
776 "775": "$target wipes a booger underneath the closest piece of furniture.\n",
777 "776": "$yiffer puts a twist on things and draws a picture of his dick for $target instead of taking a dick pic\n",
778 "777": "$yiffer merely thinks about $target and cums.\n",
779 "778": "$yiffer calls $target on their cellphone\n",
780 "779": "\"Pssst, $target thinks you have a nice knot $yiffer\" - $random\n",
781 "780": "I THINK $target's BUTT IS BIG\n",
782 "781": "$target --> \ud83d\udca9\n",
783 "782": "\u0627\u0644\u0639\u0631\u0628\u064a\u0629\n",
784 "783": "https://youtu.be/nPvuNsRccVw?t=5s\n",
785 "784": "What the YIFF did you just _murr_ to me you little shit?\n",
786 "785": "KONO DIO DA\n",
787 "786": "KONO DIO DA!\n",
788 "787": "KONO DIO DA!!\n",
789 "788": "KONO DIO DA!!!\n",
790 "789": "KONO DIO DA!!!!\n",
791 "790": "*hug*\n",
792 "791": "$yiffer 's knot teleports into $target 's ass\n",
793 "792": "$target squeezes their newly formed girl chest that $yiffer \"helped\" them get",
794 "793": "$yiffer sucks $target 's knot\n",
795 "794": "$yiffer starts crying because he didn't get the .yiff he wanted and $target just sort of stares blankly.\n",
796 "795": "$yiffer walks in on $target shoving a huge black dildo in his ass while staring down a 5x10 glossy portrait of Jaden Smith",
797 "796": "$yiffer uses the .yiff command because he's too much of a fat loser to have a normal conversation with someone.\n",
798 "797": "ban @ryan\n",
799 "798": "$yiffer pins $target against the wall, fingers slipping below $target 's waist to rub at their brand new, fully formed pussy.\n",
800 "799": "it ryan http://arstechnica.com/wp-content/uploads/authors/Ryan-Paul.jpg\n",
801 "800": "check'em\n",
802 "801": "http://runt-of-the-web.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/vaccination-facts-braveheart.jpg it bui\n",
803 "802": "$target should go away",
804 "803": "I JUST WANT TO TALK TO FURRIES ON OMEGLE FOR ONCE",
805 "804": "$target should never leave",
806 "805": "$yiffer f@#$ses with $target:)\n",
807 "806": "$yiffer, stop .yiffing and go to bed.\n",
808 "807": "$yiffer chap $target hed of\n",
809 "808": "$target touches $yiffer's cockfoot.\n",
810 "809": "While browsing .E621, $target pops out of $yiffer's screen and balaces them with a shoehorn.\n",
811 "810": "\"did you steal a child for pizza\"\n",
812 "811": "$yiffer smashes $target's like button \ud83d\udd25 \ud83d\udd25 \ud83d\udd25 \ud83d\udc40\n",
813 "812": "$yiffer misses $target's like button and smashes into WTC 1 \ud83d\udd25 \ud83d\udd25 \ud83d\udd25 \ud83d\udc40\n",
814 "813": "$yiffer gives $target a kiss for every letter in their username\n",
815 "814": "$yiffer gives $target a kiss for every letter in their username.\n",
816 "815": "With complete control of $target's body, $yiffer forces $target's mouth open wide and slides their throbbing cock into their wet mouth.\n",
817 "816": "$target yells out, \"I'M SCARED OF $yiffer !!!!!\"",
818 "817": "$yiffer snaps their fingers, and $target cums on command! Sticky...\n",
819 "818": "MAOW! MAWOMAWWMAAWMOWAMOWAMOWAMOWAMOWAMO! *MAOW* **MAOW** ***MAOW*** mew\n",
820 "819": "Gently caress belly for a little too long so it gets awkward, then leave while dropping your spaghetti.\n",
821 "820": "https://images-1.discordapp.net/.eJwFwcsNwyAMANBdGADb1HySa1fovbIIglRJQcE9Vd29733N5zrMaprqmCvAts_cr81O7ZfUYmvv9Sgy9mlzP0FUJbezvHUCoXc-BnLEjDElTkAByYdboIgB2TMTOCRGdgstlDw_mujzLmpfo5rfH_7iJY8.7bZ9lxrGy2e-6_Vl-44fYBX395Y.jpg?width=400&height=298\n",
822 "821": "FUCK NIGGERS! \ud83d\udd2b \ud83d\udd2b \ud83d\ude20 \ud83d\ude20 \ud83d\udd25 \ud83d\udd25\n",
823 "822": "$yiffer wants to make $target have a funny face so target decided to hide a colony of bees inside a sandwich $yiffer gives to $target ",
824 "823": "$target is only on 3 layers of irony",
825 "824": "$target is on 420\u2076\u2079 layers of irony",
826 "825": "Dumb gay baby",
827 "826": "http://puu.sh/nL0To/022c5efd62.png\n",
828 "827": "https://discordapp.com/api/users/119955466930487296/avatars/d3ad1f73f40ead491c5a4583cf9f25f7.jpg\n",
829 "828": "$yiffer rifles through $target's clothes, rubbing a Hershey's bar into the seat of his underwear\n",
830 "829": "$target is forced to their knees in anticipation of $yiffer's throbbing, wet dick.\n",
831 "830": "$yiffer puts $target in gay baby jail and throws away the key\n",
832 "831": "$target looks pretty sexy as a girl.\n",
833 "832": "$yiffer dies as he lived: thirsty af tbh fam\n",
834 "833": "$yiffer punches $target so hard he dies.\n",
835 "834": "https://youtu.be/UbJyaHyVL24\n",
836 "835": "$target is the guy who \"sings along\" to vaporwave",
837 "836": "$target Gets knocked down, but he gets up again, $yiffer's never gonna keep him down.\n",
838 "837": "$target does a scr like a judd HOOPERS\n",
839 "838": "$target ate all the god-damn cabbages >:^(\n",
840 "839": "Ew, $yiffer that's gay!\n",
841 "840": "```1 BLOCKED MESSAGE```\n",
842 "841": "I smell heresy, $yiffer is the accused\n",
843 "842": "$target and $yiffer sitting in a tree, Y-I-F-F-I-N-G.\n",
844 "843": "$yiffer eats out $target's ass*\n",
845 "844": "shoots a shink ray at $target 's dick\n",
846 "845": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/105257612144078848/161665310473060355/tumblr_nvpr1btrM41rk15gjo8_540.png\n",
847 "846": "$yiffer full farts in $target's st\u00e6sj\n",
848 "847": "http://puu.sh/nPmpT/287c48b409.png\n",
849 "848": "$target felt something thick and foreign against her rear, a cock like no other $target had experienced that seemed to radiate heat",
850 "849": "http://puu.sh/nQ4IH.jpg\n",
851 "850": "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I\u2019ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I\u2019ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills",
852 "851": "$target comes to brazil http://i.imgur.com/L0uMXxm.png\n",
853 "852": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/158700033443627008/161971237189320706/Discord_2016-03-21_21-46-40.png\n",
854 "853": "$yiffer puts his favorite hoodie on $target\n",
855 "854": "$yiffer puts a collar on $target's neck and takes them out on a walk.\n",
856 "855": "$yiffer takes the puppy play a step further and teaches $target some tricks, with tasty gummy bears as positive reinforcement.\n",
857 "856": "No matter what time it is or what you are doing; $target, go to bed.\n",
858 "857": "$target sneezes and becomes the monster by mistake",
859 "858": "word around the office is that $random has a fat cock\n",
860 "859": "*bites*\n",
861 "860": "http://i.imgur.com/96VbYo7.png\n",
862 "861": "$yiffer wants to do lewd things to $target, but $random keeps butting in and making it weird.\n",
863 "862": "And there he was, $target, just as he had always been",
864 "863": "$yiffer dies and blames 64 tick\n",
865 "864": "$yiffer adds a yiff because it's the hip and fad thing to do\n",
866 "865": "$yiffer apologizes for all the stupid, yiffer-only meta yiffs",
867 "866": "$target makes a cute girl!\n",
868 "867": "$yiffer needs to sleep early at night but instead stays up doing lewd things with $target ",
869 "868": "$yiffer adds yet another meta yiff making fun of meta yiffs\n",
870 "869": "stfu veet\n",
871 "870": "little $random fucking dies\n",
872 "871": "$target is the ringmaster of the Counterfeit $yiffer cummie mob!\n",
873 "872": ".cum\n",
874 "873": "lol xd\n",
875 "874": "$yiffer __memes__ $target rather `dankly`\n",
876 "875": "Newsflash, $target is the vaping toriel.\n",
877 "876": "$yiffer waves at $target\n",
878 "877": "After a wild night with $yiffer and $target, $random wakes up with symptoms of the flu.\n",
879 "878": "Bui purge my insides with your hot furret cum\n",
880 "879": "$target **vapes your dick**\n",
881 "880": "http://i.imgur.com/c7sdXTL.gif YIFF FOR BRAZIL\n",
882 "881": "we all hope ryan gets poz and dies\n",
883 "882": "$yiffer holds $target down with one hand and pets behind $target's ears slowly with the other.\n",
884 "883": "$target is turbopetted to death\n",
885 "884": "$target is turbopetted\n",
886 "885": "gas all non-whites\n",
887 "886": "1000 get\n",
888 "887": "http://i.imgur.com/c7sdXTL.gif YIFF YIFF ME\n",
889 "888": "A D V A N C E D http://33.media.tumblr.com/c668955a9b29b4e743fd81e1452c3204/tumblr_inline_nhhhxxOxPS1r6a3ft.png\n",
890 "889": "https://discordapp.com/api/users/119955466930487296/avatars/604685700b7e239ec170881c7ad23225.jpg\n",
891 "890": "$yiffer if you were a fruit you'd be a cutecumber\n",
892 "891": "$yiffer if you were a fruit, you'd be a Cuntcumbear",
893 "892": "$target spews his little 5 shot load onto his tummy\n",
894 "893": "$yiffer licks $target's 5 shot load off of his tummy and kisses him on the lips\n",
895 "894": "$yiffer raised his paw up to his muzzle, licking at $target's sweet puppy seed that had landed on it.\n",
896 "895": "$yiffer let out a few soft rumbles in his chest",
897 "896": "$yiffer groaned loudly as your paw slipped around his hard member",
898 "897": "$yiffer abandoned the match and recieved a 30 minute competitive matchmaking cooldown.\n",
899 "898": "$target is there a dog food that's good for my immune system?\n",
900 "899": "This chat is absolute trash",
901 "900": "$target man you look crazier than a black man with blue eyes, what the fuck do you think you are even doing here right now?\n",
902 "901": "$yiffer i blocked you please stop talking\n",
903 "902": "http://puu.sh/nVkR2/776090023c.png\n",
904 "903": ".e621 scat\n",
905 "904": "I, Porygn, wish to be killed",
906 "905": "$yiffer bops $target",
907 "906": "Yeah making fun of America is so funny, so funny I forgot to laugh",
908 "907": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4es9IYwdFbM\n",
909 "908": "According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly",
910 "909": "$yiffer and $target fall asleep together in their hammock on a warm summer's night.\n",
911 "910": "$yiffer takes off their sweatshirt and drapes it over a shivering, sleepy $target.\n",
912 "911": "http://puu.sh/nXEVL/a7de709a6f.png\n",
913 "912": "$yiffer slaps bottom.\n",
914 "913": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/105257612144078848/164366842729594881/unknown.png\n",
915 "914": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/105257612144078848/164372061077241857/unknown.png\n",
916 "915": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/105257612144078848/164436249208160257/relax_nigga.gif\n",
917 "916": "\u2728 $target \u2728\n",
918 "917": "$yiffer whispers in $target's ears: \"Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door\".\n",
919 "918": "$target you may not want to admit you were raped because it's very traumatic but you were raped\n",
920 "919": "$yiffer spams the canadian flag emote during the group screening of \"The Room\" which causes the rabb.it room to crash and gets scolded by $target and $random .\n",
921 "920": "$yiffer bundles $target up nice and tight in their most cozy blanket, and turns off the light as they leave the room",
922 "921": "https://i.imgur.com/FlL8yRU.png\n",
923 "922": "$target The server took too long to submit your post",
924 "923": "My Grandfather smoked his whole life",
925 "924": "\uff2f\uff28\u3000\uff26\uff2f\uff32\u3000\uff26\uff35\uff23\uff2b\u2019\uff33\u3000\uff33\uff21\uff2b\uff25\uff33\uff0c\u3000\uff37\uff28\uff39\u3000\uff24\uff2f\u3000\uff29\u3000\uff28\uff21\uff36\uff25\u3000\uff34\uff2f\u3000\uff2b\uff25\uff25\uff30\u3000\uff30\uff2f\uff33\uff34\uff29\uff2e\uff27\u3000\uff34\uff28\uff25\uff33\uff25\u3000\uff33\uff34\uff35\uff30\uff29\uff24\uff0c\u3000\uff30\uff32\uff25\uff2d\uff21\uff24\uff25\u3000\uff32\uff25\uff30\uff2c\uff29\uff25\uff33\u3000\uff37\uff28\uff25\uff2e\uff25\uff36\uff25\uff32\u3000\uff33\uff2f\uff2d\uff2f\uff2e\uff25\u3000\uff34\uff39\uff30\uff25\uff33\u3000\uff21\u3000\uff26\uff2f\uff35\uff32\u3000\uff2c\uff25\uff34\uff34\uff25\uff32\u3000\uff23\uff2f\uff2d\uff2d\uff21\uff2e\uff24\u3000\uff2d\uff25\uff32\uff25\uff2c\uff39\u3000\uff26\uff2f\uff32\u3000\uff34\uff28\uff25\u3000\uff25\uff2e\uff34\uff25\uff32\uff34\uff21\uff29\uff2e\uff2d\uff25\uff2e\uff34\u3000\uff2f\uff26\u3000\uff28\uff29\uff2d\uff33\uff25\uff2c\uff26\u3000\uff21\uff2e\uff24\u3000\uff2f\uff34\uff28\uff25\uff32\uff33\uff0e\uff37\uff28\uff39\u3000\uff28\uff21\uff36\uff25\u3000\uff39\uff2f\uff35\u3000\uff34\uff2f\uff32\uff2d\uff25\uff2e\uff34\uff25\uff24\u3000\uff2d\uff25\uff1f\u3000\uff37\uff28\uff21\uff34\u3000\uff28\uff21\uff36\uff25\u3000\uff29\u3000\uff24\uff2f\uff2e\uff25\u3000\uff34\uff2f\u3000\uff24\uff25\uff33\uff25\uff32\uff36\uff25\u3000\uff34\uff28\uff29\uff33\uff1f\n",
926 "925": "$yiffer goes on an ice cream date with $target, but $target accidentally knocks his icecream off of the cone and begins to cry",
927 "926": "$yiffer stares at $target 's magnifecent ass as he is walking down the beach\n",
928 "927": "$yiffer mixes cold medicine into $target's morning juice because $yiffer remembers the last time he had to give $target medicine.\n",
929 "928": "\"Hey $target\" said $yiffer \"I was in the neighborhood and wanted to pay you a visit",
930 "929": "$yiffer leaned in to kiss $target, their lips touched and $target can taste the old doritos in $yiffer's mouth\n",
931 "930": "$yiffer feeds $target cummies\n",
932 "931": "STOP USING .YIFF CYKA\n",
933 "932": "$yiffer *unzips katana*\n",
934 "933": "You obtained: Thunder Bambi cummies\n",
935 "934": "$yiffer bites $target's finger really hard as an act of pure, seething rage",
936 "935": "\"Nice ass, $target!\"\n",
937 "936": "During the hunger games, $yiffer convinces $target to spare them with a gratuitously sloppy blowjob.\n",
938 "937": "http://puu.sh/o18Br/65c8a10b0e.jpg\n",
939 "938": "$yiffer tries to tell $target the difference between PMs DMs and BGMs\n",
940 "939": "$yiffer You seem to have mistyped the verification, or your CAPTCHA expired",
941 "940": "$target is force-fed their favorite ice cream by $yiffer.\n",
942 "941": "$target loses control his their bladder while $yiffer pounds their butt, and accidentally pees all over the bedsheets",
943 "942": ".addyif $yiffer shows $target the thing he loves most, https://e621.net/post/index/1/scat\n",
944 "943": "$yiffer feeds $target a parfait\n",
945 "944": "Let's get down to business",
946 "945": "I AM DISGUSTED WITH THE TRASHY MAN\n",
947 "946": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvvTWB7SHuw\n",
948 "947": "remove lime\n",
949 "948": "if you see this kick ryan\n",
950 "949": "$yiffer gifts $target a surprise euthanasia.\n",
951 "950": "(*\uff9f\u30fc\uff9f) <---- the face $target makes when $yiffer starts to slide their thick cock into their tight boipussy for the first time in $target's life.\n",
952 "951": "Just me and my \ud83d\udc95daddy\ud83d\udc95, hanging out I got pretty hungry\ud83c\udf46 so I started to pout \ud83d\ude1e He asked if I was down \u2b07for something yummy \ud83d\ude0d\ud83c\udf46 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his \ud83d\udca6cummies!\ud83d\udca6 Yeah! Yeah!\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udca6 I drink them!\ud83d\udca6 I slurp them!\ud83d\udca6 I swallow them whole\ud83d\udca6 \ud83d\ude0d It makes \ud83d\udc98daddy\ud83d\udc98 \ud83d\ude0ahappy\ud83d\ude0a so it's my only goal..",
953 "952": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxVDnpsGTZY\n",
954 "953": "$yiffer sits next to $target's bed, telling him a bedtime story about a fur who would fly combat jets n stuff",
955 "954": "Who ever likes battlefield 1,2,3,4 sucks",
956 "955": "$yiffer gives $target a cosby sweater\n",
957 "956": "$target As I've said before if you've got a problem take it to PMs\n",
958 "957": "$target, Back pages are disabled to save on I/O write",
959 "958": "$yiffer gropes $target in the pp\n",
960 "959": "(You)\n",
961 "960": "$yiffer puts their arms around $target and watches the stars together\n",
962 "961": "$yiffer lovingly shoves their fist down the throat of $target\n",
963 "962": "$yiffer spends all night figuring out how to properly harvest $target's ass jiggle energy.\n",
964 "963": "$target brutally rapes $yiffer for saying mean things to him\n",
965 "964": "\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc40\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc40\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc40\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc40\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc40 good shit go\u0c66\u0501 sHit\ud83d\udc4c thats \u2714 some good\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc4cshit right\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc4cthere\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc4c right\u2714there \u2714\u2714if i do \u01bda\u04af so my self \ud83d\udcaf i say so \ud83d\udcaf thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: \u02b3\u1da6\u1d4d\u02b0\u1d57 \u1d57\u02b0\u1d49\u02b3\u1d49) mMMMM\u13b7\u041c\ud83d\udcaf \ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc4c \ud83d\udc4c\u041dO0\u041e\u0b20OOOOO\u041e\u0b20\u0b20Oooo\u1d52\u1d52\u1d52\u1d52\u1d52\u1d52\u1d52\u1d52\u1d52\ud83d\udc4c \ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc4c \ud83d\udc4c \ud83d\udcaf \ud83d\udc4c \ud83d\udc40 \ud83d\udc40 \ud83d\udc40 \ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc4cGood shit\n",
966 "965": "https://soundcloud.com/princessrosalina/dr-dre-joke\n",
967 "966": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG1J-0eS-vg\n",
968 "967": "https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CfJ18wKUAAIAdUO.jpg\n",
969 "968": "$yiffer https://i.imgur.com/ykOvbz7.jpg\n",
970 "969": "$yiffer goes to a brothel and meets $target in the staff\n",
971 "970": "$yiffer cuddles $target outside on a hammock looking at the stars together\n",
972 "971": "{LINK REMOVED}\n",
973 "972": "$yiffer eats $target's ass like groceries\n",
974 "973": "$yiffer yiffs $target\n",
975 "974": "check these quads\n",
976 "975": "$yiffer buys $target a bouqet of flowers, little did $target know, there's a beehive inside them.\n",
977 "976": "\u00b0m\u00b0\n",
978 "977": "$yiffer sticks their penis into $target but they stop when they notice a strange sandy sensation! They pull out and suddenly kitty litter starts cascading out of their hole! Oh no!\n",
979 "978": "$yiffer and $target have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of fun.\n",
980 "979": "$yiffer puts a gag, blindfold, earmuffs, collar and leash onto $target and leads them into public without their consent\n",
981 "980": "$yiffer kisses $target on the lips but also wraps their legs around them and starts grinding their needy dick against $target's crotch.\n",
982 "981": "this is a heterosexual relationship $target showed me his vagina\n",
983 "982": "$yiffer sniffs $target's crotch.\n",
984 "983": "http://i.imgur.com/TKa4aQ0.gif\n",
985 "984": "$yiffer reaches over and gives $target that GRAVITY SQUEEZE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bku97eaHKPE\n",
986 "985": "$target is all like, if two murder asks you cake a bake for you mind not do it on the ground $yiffer\n",
987 "986": "$target \"I think my condom broke.\"\n",
988 "987": "http://puu.sh/o8ERC/954993bdfb.png\n",
989 "988": "Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door",
990 "989": "Fuck you.\n",
991 "990": "$target yells, \"\u2642IT'S\u2642SO\u2642FUCKING\u2642DEEP!\u2642\"\n",
992 "991": "https://www.dropbox.com/home/Gideon\n",
993 "992": "https://www.dropbox.com/sh/xi066ejmmk2gmlt/AACxAxD-7lIzeyN8Kik8WqOxa?dl=0\n",
994 "993": "https://doku.yiff.pro/doku.php?id=rpg\n",
995 "994": "$yiffer pisses on $target's face while they sleep.\n",
996 "995": "$yiffer slaps $target's ass with a resounding clap",
997 "996": "$yiffer sniffs $target's crotch, and $target takes this opportunity to grab the back of $yiffer's head to keep them pinned there.\n",
998 "997": "http://puu.sh/oaRlZ/5b1fcdbd0f.jpg\n",
999 "998": "\"please draw my fursona master zangusuu i love you your art is amazing <3\" -$target\n",
1000 "999": "http://i.imgur.com/AfVqEMq.jpg\n",
1001 "1000": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/110125537665486848/168451676066414593/unknown.png\n",
1002 "1001": "http://puu.sh/ocDPT/74cdec634a.jpg\n",
1003 "1002": "http://i.imgur.com/Rp1WvIV.png\n",
1004 "1003": "flosd is now live on http://twitch.tv/flosd ! KappaPride\n",
1005 "1004": "$yiffer sets up a huge scene to seduce $target but their night ends in a storm of flames as one of the lights exploded causing a house fire",
1006 "1005": "Oh! Would you look at that! $yiffer was minding their own business in the park and noticed $target sitting on a bench, looking at the stars above",
1007 "1006": "$target locks $yiffer into a fursuit for three years\n",
1008 "1007": "$yiffer binds $target's soul to a fursuit.\n",
1009 "1008": "$yiffer got into really heated erp with $target in ff14, didn't notice that they were standing in an AoE, and caused a party wipe\n",
1010 "1009": "http://puu.sh/oeOxv/5aef872598.jpg\n",
1011 "1010": "$yiffer cums on $target's face\n",
1012 "1011": "$yiffer makes $target cum.\n",
1013 "1012": "$yiffer tried to succ the $target but he forgot the condoms\n",
1014 "1013": "$yiffer brushes the Cheeto dust off of $target's shirt\n",
1015 "1014": "$yiffer licks their lips and swings their hips and says no to $target\n",
1016 "1015": "$yiffer forces $target to wear cute panties.\n",
1017 "1016": "this twisted \ud83d\udc31 and \ud83d\udc2d game always starts the same \ud83d\udc30\n",
1018 "1017": "$yiffer pulls $target into a random room for a quick fuck",
1019 "1018": "$target and $yiffer go on a ice cream date together and get twisty soft-serve",
1020 "1019": "The server took too long to submit your yiff.\n",
1021 "1020": "$target asks $yiffer why his house is a mess",
1022 "1021": "$target cancels the date he set up with $yiffer after finding out his rare ailment which makes him piss shit and shit piss.\n",
1023 "1022": "$yiffer slowly creeps over to $target, locking eyes with them",
1024 "1023": "\u043e\u0431\u044a\u044f\u0432\u043b\u0435\u043d\u0438\u0435 \u043c\u043e\u043d\u043e\u043b\u0438\u0442 \u0441\u0442\u0430\u043b\u043a\u0435\u0440, \u0418\u0434\u0438 \u043a\u043e \u043c\u043d\u0435!\n",
1025 "1024": "nobody cared who $target was until they put on the mask\n",
1026 "1025": "$yiffer takes $target to a hockey game",
1027 "1026": "$yiffer projectile vomits at the ceiling\n",
1028 "1027": "mmh cumin\n",
1029 "1028": "http://i.imgur.com/DchN2si.png\n",
1030 "1029": "$yiffer sits on $target's face\n",
1031 "1030": "$yiffer cums in $target's mouth!\n",
1032 "1031": "$yiffer: \"\u042f \u0442\u0435\u0431\u044f \u043d\u0435 \u0437\u0430\u0431\u0443\u0434\u0443, $target",
1033 "1032": "come to brazil\n",
1034 "1033": "Simply type in here *WIPES PEPE'S BOTTOM* and you will get your dream girl within one week 100% guaranteed\n",
1035 "1034": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhKGtgcZghc\n",
1036 "1035": "$yiffer bends $target over his lap and tugs down their pants before viciously spanking their butt",
1037 "1036": "http://imgur.com/xXSejEY\n",
1038 "1037": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg_MElWAp-8\n",
1039 "1038": "$target sneezes into $yiffer's yawning mouth.\n",
1040 "1039": "$random show us your DICK!\n",
1041 "1040": "$yiffer : * hacker voice * I'M IN\n",
1042 "1041": "http://i.imgur.com/uiu7IeO.jpg\n",
1043 "1042": "https://i.gyazo.com/139cebb3f4bdfefb9f9c8762dc79c5c1.png\n",
1044 "1043": "Take the knot, $random\n",
1045 "1044": "http://puu.sh/onH6G/1cc3445f35.png\n",
1046 "1045": "hi $target\n",
1047 "1046": "Canadian hero $yiffer isn't going to let a lame cease-and-desist order from $target kill his love for memes\n",
1048 "1047": "egg adoptables\n",
1049 "1048": "```SEVERAL BLOCKED MESSAGES",
1050 "1049": "1200 get\n",
1051 "1050": "https://doodleordie.s3.amazonaws.com/d/7RoJxaL-y5/12O_-DsWs3.png\n",
1052 "1051": "there is a cork in garfield's ass\n",
1053 "1052": "$yiffer thinks about $target so hard he cums to the thought of him rubbing his sensitive spots\n",
1054 "1053": "$target gambled his risks and now has won the jackpot! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKANmq73EC4\n",
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1056 "1055": "http://i.imgur.com/ktOfx8V.png\n",
1057 "1056": "http://i.imgur.com/cGGy5i2.png\n",
1058 "1057": "$yiffer breaks down the door screamin': https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFpztcGHAog\n",
1059 "1058": "$target touches antennae with $yiffer in an almost orgasmic sensation\n",
1060 "1059": "$target asks a hug from $yiffer.\n",
1061 "1060": "Prince is dead.\n",
1062 "1061": "http://i.imgur.com/uxv50Oe.png\n",
1063 "1062": "$yiffer ingests, digests, and excretes $target",
1064 "1063": "$yiffer swallowed burning coals.\n",
1065 "1064": "$yiffer chains $target to a radiator, and slaps and whips him until bloody",
1066 "1065": "$yiffer turns $target into a girl.\n",
1067 "1066": "$yiffer manages to rob the $target's bank of items and manages to get a high value cummie out of their reserves\n",
1068 "1067": "@yiffer used a samsung galaxy aka remote controlled k9-thunder artillery devices to destory the town of cupertino in the USA\n",
1069 "1068": "make yiffs great again\n",
1070 "1069": "$yiffer secretly injects $target with some premium TF serum",
1071 "1070": "hey that's pretty cool",
1072 "1071": "@target , if it appeared from googling \"male anus\" then it is most likely a male anus\n",
1073 "1072": "$target, if it appeared from googling \"male anus\" then it is most likely a male anus\n",
1074 "1073": "$target, if it appeared from googling \"taco anus\" then it is most likely a mexicano anus\n",
1075 "1074": "look! $yiffer is waiting from the tree tops for $target to drop their guard",
1076 "1075": "$yiffer sits right over there, prodding $target with a miniature figurine of $random.\n",
1077 "1076": "$random is summoned",
1078 "1077": "$target loafs around in $yiffers bed",
1079 "1078": "me\n",
1080 "1079": "CHECK THESE CONS\n",
1081 "1080": "$yiffer asks $target for their ASFO, $target says \"13/male/shota/pan\" $yiffer gets arrested the next day.\n",
1082 "1081": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/105257612144078848/173851442715688961/unknown.png\n",
1083 "1082": "WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD U FRUSTRATED U FRUSTRATED BRO U SO MAD WHY ARE YOU SO MAAAAD I CAN POST ANYTHING I WANT THAT IS HOW IT SAYS IN THE RULES I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR FAGGOTRY RULES Y SO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD\n",
1084 "1083": "$target bites down on his Splatoon themed squid pillow as $yiffer sloshes a hot load inside of $target's Splat Zone without any lube",
1085 "1084": "http://i.imgur.com/BiTUlem.png\n",
1086 "1085": "$random 's no pumparump, they're just a picklepee\n",
1087 "1086": "$yiffer and $target enjoy an evening browsing `.e621 hyperscat` together.\n",
1088 "1087": "http://puu.sh/owAeX/0e6d29cb1a.png\n",
1089 "1088": "$yiffer yiffs $target with a boxing glove.\n",
1090 "1089": "$yiffer is just a small pokemon seeking another small pokemon's feet to lick",
1091 "1090": "$yiffer buries his face in a huge, stinking pile of $target 's warm, squishy poop",
1092 "1091": "$yiffer yiff already exists.\n",
1093 "1092": "http://prntscr.com/axbtfu\n",
1094 "1093": "$yiffer spanks $target's bubble butt but gets a little nervous when is doesn't stop jiggling.\n",
1095 "1094": "$yiffer tenderly nibbles $target's ears\n",
1096 "1095": "http://prntscr.com/axr0cx\n",
1097 "1096": "https://images-2.discordapp.net/.eJwFwUsOgyAQANC7sIdhhuGjl2kIUiTRYmRcNb173_uq5z7UqnaRa64AW59l3JuZMu7cqmljtKPmq09TxglZJJf9rB-ZgNaTjwEJmW1MiRNg9JQ4uCU673ghb4EsBm2dpvTCpB1qZtP6W_3-iqsjnw.u9LOy4Y9i5HXA2hLXMNYao6BtmY.gif\n",
1098 "1097": "$target: AAAAI QUE DELICIA, CARA~!\n",
1099 "1098": "Hey",
1100 "1099": "Hey",
1101 "1100": "Hey",
1102 "1101": "Of course it's a rumor, but..",
1103 "1102": ".pay\n",
1104 "1103": "$Takumi\n",
1105 "1104": "$channel ponders about $target? $random likes them, $random would smooch them, $yiffer is going to \u0433\u0435\u0442 \u043a\u043e\u043c\u0444\u0438 \u0430\u043d\u0434 \u0447\u0435\u0435\u0440 \u0442\u0445\u0435\u043c \u0443\u043f.\n",
1106 "1105": "http://i.imgur.com/CiWygPB.png\n",
1107 "1106": "http://puu.sh/oArE1/dca3c4bd27.png\n",
1108 "1107": "$yiffer tells aaaaaaaaa4target its time to stop\n",
1109 "1108": "plabe\n",
1110 "1109": "$target https://i.gyazo.com/1ec0192b38fecd5c1d23dafa23611e6c.png\n",
1111 "1110": "http://puu.sh/oCsmV/088fb77ced.png\n",
1112 "1111": "http://pasteboard.co/BfwZCUD.png\n",
1113 "1112": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/108290623366250496/176477151820906498/images_2.jpg\n",
1114 "1113": "$target: I am distress! I can not have ambulance, my penis is erectioned! I need you, Sir!\n",
1115 "1114": "$target enters $yiffer 's mind and never returns\n",
1116 "1115": "$yiffer does this tho $target https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIpkdusnIkE\n",
1117 "1116": "$yiffer 's \ud83d\udd2a belongs in $target 's \ud83c\udf51 then they will \u270a\n",
1118 "1117": "i legit just started to be productive and you fucks message me who do you think you are\n",
1119 "1118": ".yiff 1279\n",
1120 "1119": "$yiffer w(\u00b0\uff4f\u00b0)w\n",
1121 "1120": "$yiffer steals $target.\n",
1122 "1121": "http://puu.sh/oFd4l/2de3d974f6.png\n",
1123 "1122": "$target sucks n8 off while $yiffer watches.\n",
1124 "1123": "yeah nah get fucked $yiffer\n",
1125 "1124": "As $target was preparing for bed, suddenly, and without warning, the god, the phenom, the one motherfucking $yiffer bursts through the door, his massive horse shlonger donger dragging between his feet, with the taste of $yiffer 's sweet sweet sheckle flavoured buns\n",
1126 "1125": "check yourself before you yiff yourself $yiffer\n",
1127 "1126": "LOOK AT THIS MEEEEEMEEEEE\n",
1128 "1127": "test_\n",
1129 "1128": ".yiff 1201\n",
1130 "1129": ".yiff 1292\n",
1131 "1130": "https://i.gyazo.com/56aa51f5c460eeccd94ddd4ea3aff4e6.png\n",
1132 "1131": "I slap $random's ass as well",
1133 "1132": "circumflex\n",
1134 "1133": "accent\n",
1135 "1134": "http://puu.sh/oGnyh/9f56fe737b.jpg\n",
1136 "1135": "$yiffer plucks $target's feathers.\n",
1137 "1136": "cub meme\n",
1138 "1137": "$yiffer makes e621 search of $target\n",
1139 "1138": "http://puu.sh/oHQPc/51dbd8f673.png\n",
1140 "1139": "https://i.gyazo.com/227fbb735ca00b126cf706222e2433f2.png\n",
1141 "1140": "https://gyazo.com/944ab448a037e66f0144a790dabc3902\n",
1142 "1141": "$target if dicks were donuts I'd eat all of your goey cream center\n",
1143 "1142": "$target plans on buying their first Bad Dragon toy but instead splurges on a Totoro medallion",
1144 "1143": "In a more dimly lit corner of $channel, $target and $yiffer were sharing company over a pot of tea, occasionally exchanging silly faces and subdued laughter",
1145 "1144": "i hate memes\n",
1146 "1145": "\u043e\u0448\u043e\n",
1147 "1146": "$yiffer parfs in $target 's face.\n",
1148 "1147": "if halfway through his orgasm he took his cock out of my hand and pressed his tip up to my nose, that would be hot imo",
1149 "1148": "$yiffer gets play of the game! As Bastion.\n",
1150 "1149": "$yiffer is about to say \"its high noon\"\n",
1151 "1150": "come to poland\n",
1152 "1151": "$yiffer just realizes that 300g bag of cookies he just ate contained 1230 calories\n",
1153 "1152": "it's high noon\n",
1154 "1153": "News flash, $target, you are nobody",
1155 "1154": "heroes never die\n",
1156 "1155": "http://puu.sh/oOJEP/e83a52399c.jpg\n",
1157 "1156": "\ud83d\udebd \ud83d\udc48\ud83c\udffb That is you $yiffer\n",
1158 "1157": "https://feen.us/qzjj.png\n",
1159 "1158": "$yiffer cuddles with $target",
1160 "1159": "$yiffer and $target collaborate to make yet another Naruto AMV for their Youtube channels.\n",
1161 "1160": "$yiffer thinks $target is really nice",
1162 "1161": "$yiffer has a dream about $target",
1163 "1162": "$target has quite a funny face expression",
1164 "1163": "$target was being bullied but then $yiffer jumped into the fray and bullied him even harder.\n",
1165 "1164": "$target makes strange noises at $yiffer, $yiffer thinks they're just being cute but in reality $target is having a stroke.\n",
1166 "1165": "$yiffer blows his load early, prematurely missing the #1337 get.\n",
1167 "1166": ".yiffer is a 1337 hacker",
1168 "1167": "https://i.yuki.la/k/1461865781044.png\n",
1169 "1168": "http://img.booru.org/8chfur//images/1/dbd86d3205187b88e70901a6f604b7df95c7e382.png\n",
1170 "1169": "I'm not into verbally owning you again so you can stop here yourself.\n",
1171 "1170": "Am I talking to Marco right now?\n",
1172 "1171": "http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/yugioh/images/f/f2/JadenYuki.png/revision/latest?cb=20151211224705\n",
1173 "1172": "porf is hapi that neski kno hw tu mek gud yif he pet nski nin tmes ten mak yif too but it nt goud as nskis",
1174 "1173": "$yiffer fucks $target and flicks his dick cage antagonistically.\n",
1175 "1174": "$target mangles the angle of $yiffer 's dangle\n",
1176 "1175": "$yiffer quickly decided what he should do",
1177 "1176": "$yiffer wipes his wibbly-wobbly wang against that wrinkly ball flesh, the bottom part of $target 's dingus touching his wiener",
1178 "1177": "$yiffer fails to have sex to the point where the decades of hardened, unused ejaculate builds up inside of their body, completely petrifying them from the inside out.\n",
1179 "1178": "http://puu.sh/oT3wv/e35d23a759.jpg\n",
1180 "1179": "$yiffer becomes a filthy abo and uses $target 's ass as a didgeridoo.\n",
1181 "1180": "$yiffer becomes a soccer fan and uses $target 's ass as a vuvuzela.\n",
1182 "1181": "$yiffer become a smoker and uses $target 's ass as a bong.\n",
1183 "1182": "$yiffer becomes a Zelda and uses $target's ass to awaken the Wind Fish\n",
1184 "1183": "Seriously? After 20 minutes of getting to choke this gorgeous $target with his cock, two little poots of cum is all $yiffer could manage? Pathetic",
1185 "1184": "$yiffer 's jet fuel melts $target 's steel beams all over $channel\n",
1186 "1185": "http://puu.sh/oTsWj/988dc5b8d0.png\n",
1187 "1186": "$yiffer requests to yiff with you",
1188 "1187": "[N]\n",
1189 "1188": "$target has a sudden desire to see Ted Cruz getting spanked",
1190 "1189": "$yiffer admits to having gotten off by reading the dictionary definitions of \"breast\" and \"nipple\" in middle school.\n",
1191 "1190": "$yiffer and $target put on diapers and go to a con",
1192 "1191": "$yiffer paws off to the mental image of $target\n",
1193 "1192": "chinks are disgusting\n",
1194 "1193": "$yiffer bends over $target and puts his little into their big.\n",
1195 "1194": "$yiffer tries way too hard to think of a good yiff to add\n",
1196 "1195": "$target is demoted to \"$yiffer's foot rest\" for the day.\n",
1197 "1196": "$yiffer breathes loudly into $target's ear as their hips pound together, and makes sure to nibble at the sensitive lobe.\n",
1198 "1197": "$target's embarassed squeals are audible to the whole room",
1199 "1198": "$yiffer strongly urges $target to read their upcoming graphic novel.\n",
1200 "1199": "$yiffer assures $target that he will gladly read their upcoming graphic novel as soon as it's finished.\n",
1201 "1200": "you cant fuck $target either",
1202 "1201": "buddy, you cant fuck $target",
1203 "1202": "$yiffer rears up and kicks $target in the chest as hard as possible",
1204 "1203": "$yiffer's clean scalpel traces neatly across a sobbing $target's bicep, exposing every delicate layer of tissue and muscle, right down to the bone.\n",
1205 "1204": "$target eats $yiffer for breakfast.\n",
1206 "1205": "$target eats $yiffer for breakfast",
1207 "1206": "$yiffer's hand strikes $target's ass for the hundredth time that night, breaking the regular whimpers and squeals with soft coos and hard spanks.\n",
1208 "1207": "$target falls and accidentally flings their screwdriver into $yiffer 's stomach, but they were so fat they didn't even feel it.\n",
1209 "1208": "$target , what is that? Weed is for niggers, put that away right now",
1210 "1209": "Hey $yiffer I think you got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down.\n",
1211 "1210": "FUCK\u2642YOU\n",
1212 "1211": "Hey $yiffer, you're alright",
1213 "1212": "And $yiffer cums in the NIII-IIIGHT!\n",
1214 "1213": "$yiffer uses the .yiff command on $target because theyre too autistic to think of normal conversation\n",
1215 "1214": "Okay maggots, I wanna see six hot loads",
1216 "1215": "$yiffer keeps making sexual jokes and .yiffing everybody in $room, but they're secretly hoping someone gives them the PM dick.\n",
1217 "1216": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wpd2xhS3aU\n",
1218 "1217": "$yiffer pets $target",
1219 "1218": "$yiffer squats down and shoves $target 's head deep into their plum pudding love cave.\n",
1220 "1219": "$yiffer finds $target masturbating to Shadbase pictures and proceeds to humiliate them in front of $channel\n",
1221 "1220": "$yiffer forces $target to imagine a piece of paper sliding slowly across your dickhole and giving them a paper cut.\n",
1222 "1221": "http://puu.sh/oVrno/344256e06e.png\n",
1223 "1222": "$target and $yiffer hope that the next yiff is better than the last ones they got, including this one.\n",
1224 "1223": "$yiffer pulls down $target 's pants and starts to strok their SUNG_ASSES OK?\n",
1225 "1224": "Yiffy $yiffer went to town, looking for some hunies; they stuck $target into their maw and got all of their cummies\n",
1226 "1225": "$yiffer stares at $target for an uncomfortable amount of time",
1227 "1226": "$yiffer stares at @K unironically, signaling them to fuck off",
1228 "1227": "$yiffer attempts to type entirely by smacking their cock against the keyboard.\n",
1229 "1228": "$target is tightly bound by the wrists and ankles with their muzzle clamped shut",
1230 "1229": "$target is tightly bound by the wrists and ankles with their muzzle clamped shut",
1231 "1230": "$yiffer slips a finger up $target's ass during their next blowjob, and they shoot off their biggest load yet",
1232 "1231": "$yiffer pulls out of $target's ass with a faint pop and a gush of cum, and shuffles around their prone form to prod at their mouth with a softening, messy cock",
1233 "1232": "$target shits his britches.\n",
1234 "1233": "$target gets pushed over",
1235 "1234": "$target gets pushed over",
1236 "1235": "$target shows $yiffer a hilarious meme and gets fucked to death for it.\n",
1237 "1236": "$target gets pushed over",
1238 "1237": "Everyone in $channel drops dead except for $yiffer",
1239 "1238": "\ud83d\udca6\ud83d\udca6cummies\ud83d\udca6in\ud83d\udc4cthe\ud83d\udd3b\ud83d\ude1cfront\ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\udd3b\ud83d\udca6\ud83d\udca6cummies\ud83d\udca6\ud83d\udca6in the\ud83d\ude32\ud83c\udf69back\ud83c\udf69\ud83d\ude32\ud83d\udca6cummies\ud83d\udca6come\ud83d\ude09from\ud83d\udc44\u2764daddy's\ud83d\udc93\ud83d\ude35\ud83d\ude35fat nut\ud83c\udf52sack\ud83c\udf52take a\ud83d\udc4clittle\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc45\ud83d\udc45taste\ud83d\udc45\ud83d\udeabdon't\ud83d\udeablet it go to \ud83d\ude0bwaste\ud83d\ude0bcurl\u27b0in a\ud83d\ude36ball\ud83d\ude36take up\ud83d\udc8bless space\ud83d\udc8bor else\ud83d\ude13\ud83d\udc97daddy\ud83d\udc97will put me in\ud83d\udc4a\ud83d\udc6fmy place\ud83d\udc6f\ud83d\udc4ayeah!\ud83d\ude2dyeah!\ud83d\ude2dhe's got a \ud83c\udfc8leather belt\ud83c\udfc8and he's\ud83d\udeabnot\ud83d\ude31afraid\ud83d\udeabto use it\ud83d\ude32if\ud83d\udc45daddy's\ud83d\udc95 good\ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\udc4dat anything it's \ud83d\udc4cgotta\ud83d\udc4c be \ud83d\ude30abusing\ud83d\ude30lock\ud83d\udc98 me\ud83c\udf84outdoors like a\ud83d\udc45filthy\ud83d\udc45little\ud83d\udc95whore\ud83d\udc95i\ud83d\ude3dmeow\ud83d\ude3d\ud83d\ude3bat the\ud83d\udeaadoor\ud83d\udeaawhen my\ud83c\udf51rump's\ud83c\udf51all\ud83d\udc94sore\ud83d\udc94i \ud83d\udc40look\ud83d\udc40inside and i see\ud83d\udc93daddy's\ud83d\udc93mullet\ud83d\ude0dhe'll let me\ud83d\ude06back in\ud83d\ude06if he can\ud83d\ude05use\ud83d\ude05me as a\ud83d\udca9\ud83d\udca9toilet\ud83d\udca9\ud83d\udca9i\ud83d\udc37squeak\ud83d\udc37andi\ud83d\ude2dmoan\ud83d\ude2dand\ud83d\ude31scream\ud83d\ude31in\ud83d\udc4edespair\ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\udc93daddy\ud83d\udc93pulls me inside by the\ud83d\ude2droots of my hair\ud83d\ude2dhe\ud83d\udc4bslaps\ud83d\udc44me in the\ud83d\ude35face\ud83d\ude35and he\ud83d\udc45\ud83d\udc45slaps a little more\ud83d\udca6\ud83d\udca7\"\ud83d\ude0bopen\ud83d\ude0bup your\ud83d\ude24mouth\ud83d\ude24, my little\ud83d\udca9toilet whore\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\"\n",
1240 "1239": "There was something disturbingly familiar about the letter before me",
1241 "1240": "There was something disturbingly familiar about the letter before me",
1242 "1241": "$yiffer meets $target, $yiffer loses $target, $yiffer gets cute $target back.\n",
1243 "1242": "$yiffer is wearing thigh high PVC boots",
1244 "1243": "\ud83d\ude21 \ud83d\udca8 Boy I Am Steaming Now!\n",
1245 "1244": "$yiffer finds out $target is actually black and stops acting flirty towards him.\n",
1246 "1245": "$yiffer hugs $target from behind.\n",
1247 "1246": "I'm a person.\n",
1248 "1247": "STOP believing it will happened by it self\n",
1249 "1248": "new meme https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-05/7/13/enhanced/webdr08/enhanced-1613-1431020844-1.png\n",
1250 "1249": "ryan x quil \u2764\n",
1251 "1250": "admin abuse\n",
1252 "1251": "$target bullies $yiffer with paws.\n",
1253 "1252": "bui x parf\n",
1254 "1253": "bui x a cheese grater\n",
1255 "1254": "https://youtu.be/J76fYTtrwfk?t=3m33s bui irl\n",
1256 "1255": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/105257612144078848/183600205650722817/unknown.png\n",
1257 "1256": "takes off cloth\n",
1258 "1257": "quil x ryan\n",
1259 "1258": "all $yiffer does is eat their cans of ham and complain\n",
1260 "1259": "http://puu.sh/p0F4i/9c0c02b9a7.png\n",
1261 "1260": "$yiffer admits to hating history of japan because it's not \"real vaporwave\"\n",
1262 "1261": "$yiffer gives $target his special lemonade straight from the source\n",
1263 "1262": "when $yiffer was back in semenary school",
1264 "1263": "_$target I just rerred the shit out of my balls._\n",
1265 "1264": "$yiffer is a small, salty, sasuage-suckling seaman",
1266 "1265": "$yiffer pastes the literal shitposts from the F-list thread into .addyiff",
1267 "1266": "$target i blocked you please stop talking\n",
1268 "1267": "$yiffer fists $target 's pee-pee hole\n",
1269 "1268": "\ud83d\ude27\ud83d\ude4c\ud83c\udffe",
1270 "1269": "$yiffer tries to holla at $target, who immediatelly starts performing TLC's No Scrubs with backup vocals from $random and $random.\n",
1271 "1270": "$target hugs $random instead of $yiffer.\n",
1272 "1271": "$yiffer secretly ships $target and $random\n",
1273 "1272": "http://i.imgur.com/p3Ij5hT.png\n",
1274 "1273": "http://pad2.whstatic.com/images/thumb/7/70/Cope-With-a-Broken-Wrist-Step-6-Version-2.jpg/aid342091-728px-Cope-With-a-Broken-Wrist-Step-6-Version-2.jpg\n",
1275 "1274": "stop addingn shit yiffs\n",
1276 "1275": "http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51NW0FSSTNL._SX300_.jpg\n",
1277 "1276": "*breathes on*\n",
1278 "1277": "$yiffer recreates a famous peice of history by ramming a red hot iron into $target 's anus, rupturing their organs and killing them.\n",
1279 "1278": "Sleep with me, $random.\n",
1280 "1279": "hooHooOOO OOOLIE\u72d7\u5c4e\ud83d\udca9\u770b\u770b\u8c01\u4ed6\u5988\u7684\u662f\u554a\uff01 \ud83d\udc72\ud83d\udc72\ud83d\udc72\u5b83\u7684kiNG\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc50\ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc8e\u7684\uff0c\u4ed6\u5f97\u5230\u4e86\u6240\u6709KInnA\u72d7\u5c4e\u4e00\u6837\u7684AYylMaoS\ud83d\udc7e\ud83d\udc7d\u60a8chEEZburgir\u732b\u4ed6\u5988\u7684Mam\u00e9s\u9152\u5e97\ud83d\udc38\ud83d\udc38\ud83d\udc38\ud83d\udc38\ud83d\udc38\ud83d\ude3c\ud83d\ude3c\ud83d\ude3c\ud83d\ude3c\ud83d\ude3c\ud83d\ude3c\ud83d\ude3c\ud83d\ude3c\ud83d\ude3c\u751a\u81f3\u8bf4\u4ed6\u5988\u7684FISH\ud83d\udc20\u52a0\u5feb\u8f6c\u901f\u90a3\u4e9b\u6f6e\u6e7f\u7684\u71c3\u70e7\u5668\u5bfc\u81f4\u5176\u62b5\u8fbe\ud83d\udca6\ud83d\udca7SAucY\u4eca\u665a\u4eceKInG\ud83d\udcab\u2728\ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc8d\ud83d\udc8e\ud83d\udc38\ud83d\udc38\ud83d\udc38\ud83d\udc38\ud83d\udc38\ud83d\udc38\ud83d\udc38Mam\u00e9s\u9152\u5e97\u83b7\u5956\u7684\u6770\u51fa\u8fc7\u591a\n",
1281 "1280": "$yiffer gives $target the 'ol snip snip.\n",
1282 "1281": "http://i.imgur.com/zPuhlTd.png\n",
1283 "1282": "$yiffer cums into $target 's ass and proceeds to place a sticker that reads \"pooper-dooper\" on $target 's left ass cheek.\n",
1284 "1283": "https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/6b/73/96/6b7396652bf9b4a8d503f60ec233b333.jpg\n",
1285 "1284": "judy guvk alred\n",
1286 "1285": "$yiffer, $target highfives *\n",
1287 "1286": "BACK THE FUCK OFF?!\n",
1288 "1287": "\u26a0 **__MEME ALERT__** \u26a0\n",
1289 "1288": "cub meme haha\n",
1290 "1289": "LOL XDXDXDXDXD I JUST LITERALLY PEED MY PANTS JUST A LITTE THOUGH I MEAN ITS A LITTLE SPOT NOT LIKE IT RUINED MY CHAIR R NYTHING LOL BUT FOR REAL EPIC LULZ HIGH FIVES XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD U FRUSTRATED U FRUSTRATED BRO U SO MAD WHY ARE YOU SO MAAAAD I CAN POST ANYTHING I WANT THAT IS HOW IT SAYS IN THE RULES I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID RULES Y SO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD WHATA FUDGE MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A CRAP XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD U FRUSTRATED U FRUSTRATED BRO U SO MAD WHY ARE YOU SO MAAAAD I CAN POST ANYTHING I WANT THAT IS HOW IT SAYS IN THE RULES I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID RULES Y SO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD WHATA FUDGE MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A CRAP hgXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD WHATA FUDGEMAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH HOOOOOOOOLLLLLLYYYYY CRAP whatr the HECK WHATA FUDGE MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A CRAP XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD.\n",
1291 "1290": "http://puu.sh/p6vzK/3fe50a8f50.png\n",
1292 "1291": "http://puu.sh/p6vzR/66c5d0c193.png\n",
1293 "1292": "http://puu.sh/p6vM0/9bbe5526a9.png\n",
1294 "1293": "$yiffer superglues $target's paws together.\n",
1295 "1294": "$target shoves his dick so far down $yiffer's throat he stops breathing and dies & then $target sexts him nudes through an Ouija board\n",
1296 "1295": "$random\n",
1297 "1296": "Oh $yiffer I am nothing but fap material for You and I love it I fucking love serving You and being nothing but an object of Your sexual desire",
1298 "1297": "$target says: \"Truth or dare, $yiffer?\"\n",
1299 "1298": "$yiffer says: \"Truth or dare, $target?\"\n",
1300 "1299": "$yiffer says: \"Truth or dare, $random?\"\n",
1301 "1300": "$yiffer forces $target to suck on their paws",
1302 "1301": "Z\u0346\u0364\u0313\u036b\u036d\u0300\u0310\u035e\u0337\u035c\u0345\u0359\u0317\u033b\u0356\u0345\u0323\u0339\u0349\u032b\u032c\u032a\u0316\u0324Z\u0346\u0364\u0313\u036b\u036d\u0300\u0310\u035e\u0337\u035c\u0345\u0359\u0317\u033b\u0356\u0345\u0323\u0339\u0349\u032b\u032c\u032a\u0316\u0324Z\u0346\u0364\u0313\u036b\u036d\u0300\u0310\u035e\u0337\u035c\u0345\u0359\u0317\u033b\u0356\u0345\u0323\u0339\u0349\u032b\u032c\u032a\u0316\u0324Z\u0346\u0364\u0313\u036b\u036d\u0300\u0310\u035e\u0337\u035c\u0345\u0359\u0317\u033b\u0356\u0345\u0323\u0339\u0349\u032b\u032c\u032a\u0316\u0324Z\u0346\u0364\u0313\u036b\u036d\u0300\u0310\u035e\u0337\u035c\u0345\u0359\u0317\u033b\u0356\u0345\u0323\u0339\u0349\u032b\u032c\u032a\u0316\u0324Z\u0346\u0364\u0313\u036b\u036d\u0300\u0310\u035e\u0337\u035c\u0345\u0359\u0317\u033b\u0356\u0345\u0323\u0339\u0349\u032b\u032c\u032a\u0316\u0324Z\u0346\u0364\u0313\u036b\u036d\u0300\u0310\u035e\u0337\u035c\u0345\u0359\u0317\u033b\u0356\u0345\u0323\u0339\u0349\u032b\u032c\u032a\u0316\u0324Z\u0346\u0364\u0313\u036b\u036d\u0300\u0310\u035e\u0337\u035c\u0345\u0359\u0317\u033b\u0356\u0345\u0323\u0339\u0349\u032b\u032c\u032a\u0316\u0324Z\u0346\u0364\u0313\u036b\u036d\u0300\u0310\u035e\u0337\u035c\u0345\u0359\u0317\u033b\u0356\u0345\u0323\u0339\u0349\u032b\u032c\u032a\u0316\u0324Z\u0346\u0364\u0313\u036b\u036d\u0300\u0310\u035e\u0337\u035c\u0345\u0359\u0317\u033b\u0356\u0345\u0323\u0339\u0349\u032b\u032c\u032a\u0316\u0324Z\u0346\u0364\u0313\u036b\u036d\u0300\u0310\u035e\u0337\u035c\u0345\u0359\u0317\u033b\u0356\u0345\u0323\u0339\u0349\u032b\u032c\u032a\u0316\u0324Z\u0346\u0364\u0313\u036b\u036d\u0300\u0310\u035e\u0337\u035c\u0345\u0359\u0317\u033b\u0356\u0345\u0323\u0339\u0349\u032b\u032c\u032a\u0316\u0324Z\u0346\u0364\u0313\u036b\u036d\u0300\u0310\u035e\u0337\u035c\u0345\u0359\u0317\u033b\u0356\u0345\u0323\u0339\u0349\u032b\u032c\u032a\u0316\u0324Z\u0346\u0364\u0313\u036b\u036d\u0300\u0310\u035e\u0337\u035c\u0345\u0359\u0317\u033b\u0356\u0345\u0323\u0339\u0349\u032b\u032c\u032a\u0316\u0324Z\u0346\u0364\u0313\u036b\u036d\u0300\u0310\u035e\u0337\u035c\u0345\u0359\u0317\u033b\u0356\u0345\u0323\u0339\u0349\u032b\u032c\u032a\u0316\u0324Z\u0346\u0364\u0313\u036b\u036d\u0300\u0310\u035e\u0337\u035c\u0345\u0359\u0317\u033b\u0356\u0345\u0323\u0339\u0349\u032b\u032c\u032a\u0316\u0324Z\u0346\u0364\u0313\u036b\u036d\u0300\u0310\u035e\u0337\u035c\u0345\u0359\u0317\u033b\u0356\u0345\u0323\u0339\u0349\u032b\u032c\u032a\u0316\u0324\n",
1303 "1302": "$yiffer and $target go to the laundromat to smoke the sick ganja, and proceed to freak out over \"The clothes drowning\".\n",
1304 "1303": "$yiffer shoves $target on the ground and sits on them.\n",
1305 "1304": "$yiffer grabs $target by the legs and brings them down so that their eyes meet.\n",
1306 "1305": "$target i'm really http://imgur.com/UxBEmVx\n",
1307 "1306": "$yiffer & $target are lying in bed together",
1308 "1307": "boypussy is a real word\n",
1309 "1308": "$yiffer rubs $target's back, n' goes: \ud83d\udcae\ud83d\udd3b\ud83d\udcae\n",
1310 "1309": "$yiffer leans close to $target's ear and whispers: \"You're my fuck\".\n",
1311 "1310": "$target i hope u die you peice of shit your just as bad as luciusthekiller i hope you get doxed lmao like holy shit lmao like i hope you get doxed so hard that you need to leave the channel hahaha woa~ CUB MEME MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN same lol hahahah woawoooooooooooooowdowaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa\n",
1312 "1311": "https://my.mixtape.moe/mpefwv.png\n",
1313 "1312": "$yiffer's tail curls around $target",
1314 "1313": "$target seems uncomfortable with what $yiffer's tail is doing around their pelvic area.\n",
1315 "1314": "$yiffer feels mellow and softly bumps their head against $target's head",
1316 "1315": "http://puu.sh/pam62/2a8777cbdc.jpg\n",
1317 "1316": "http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/539/248/2da.png\n",
1318 "1317": "quil \u2764 bi\n",
1319 "1318": "\u221aquil\n",
1320 "1319": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4SfCOFWxw\n",
1321 "1320": "https://feen.us/r9o2.png\n",
1322 "1321": "https://feen.us/0os4.png\n",
1323 "1322": "$yiffer likes soft, sensual kissing",
1324 "1323": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYVRqN03aHw\n",
1325 "1324": "quil yourself\n",
1326 "1325": "$yiffer calls $target a FAGGOG",
1327 "1326": "$yiffer rapes $target.\n",
1328 "1327": "\ud83d\udd0a\ud83d\udd0a\ud83d\udea8\ud83d\udea8WARNING\ud83d\udd0a\ud83d\udea8\ud83d\udea8WARNING\ud83d\udea8\ud83d\udea8\ud83d\udd0aTHIS IS A \ud83d\udc38DANK \ud83d\udc7dMEME\u2757\u2757 \ud83d\udc38ALERT",
1329 "1328": "http://www.heavensgate.com/img/redalrt3.gif\n",
1330 "1329": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/105257612144078848/187619795649167361/Screen_Shot_2016-06-01_at_10.33.50_AM.png\n",
1331 "1330": "$yiffer dangles a miniature $target way above his open mouth, gently shaking back and forth for a few teasing seconds",
1332 "1331": "$yiffer calls $target Captain Poopy-Shoe\n",
1333 "1332": "http://puu.sh/pe8ZX/9266973a63.png\n",
1334 "1333": "$target loses control of their bladder while being pounded by $yiffer, and accidentally pees all over the bedsheets",
1335 "1334": "$yiffer unceremoniously grabs $target by the scruff of the neck and bends them over a wide, firm lap",
1336 "1335": "$yiffer realizes $target's tight ass is starting to relax around his shaft",
1337 "1336": "$yiffer draws a dick on their hand and tries to shove it up $target's ass.\n",
1338 "1337": "http://i.imgur.com/gi4fv5t.png\n",
1339 "1338": "$yiffer is a \ud835\udcf7\ud835\udcf2\ud835\udcf0\ud835\udcf0\ud835\udc86\ud835\udcfb\n",
1340 "1339": "$target asks what $yiffer has on their mind after showing their stash of favourite \"things\".\n",
1341 "1340": "Hello $yiffer i am the creator of Furaffinity\n",
1342 "1341": "Mr Rodgers reminds $target that he is very special and God loves him very much.\n",
1343 "1342": "$target enjoys riding on a fat ruby Bad Dragon\u2122 red rocket while blasting Mountain Dew\u2122 into his GNU/Sphincter\u00ae\n",
1344 "1343": "WOA OFFICIAL NEW MEME\n",
1345 "1344": "It's nice that you want to show everyone how much you like $target, $yiffer.\n",
1346 "1345": "\ud83d\udea8\ud83d\udea8\ud83d\udea8 WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO \ud83d\udea8\ud83d\udea8\ud83d\udea8 $target ARE BEING DETAINED \ud83d\udc6e\ud83c\udffb\ud83d\udc6e\ud83c\udffb\ud83d\udc6e\ud83c\udffb FOR BEING AWAKE DURING REAL NIGGA HOURS \ud83d\udd50\ud83d\udc4c\ud83c\udffb\ud83d\ude0f PLEASE SHOW ME YOUR REAL NIGGA REGISTRATION \ud83d\ude4f\ud83c\udffb\ud83d\udcdd BY SMASHING THE MOTHAFUCCIN LIKE BUTTON \ud83d\ude4a\ud83d\ude4c\ud83c\udffc\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udd25 REAL NIGGAS ONLY!! IT DONT MATTER IF YOU UP TRAPPING OR WHAT \ud83d\udca6\ud83d\udca6\ud83d\ude29\ud83d\ude29\ud83d\udcaf\ud83d\udcaf\ud83d\udcaf\n",
1347 "1346": "$yiffer scoots his chair back to tug his half-flaccid and cum soaked shaft from $target's mouth after a long day at his desk",
1348 "1347": "$yiffer's foot masterfully coaxs yet another messy orgasm from poor $target using nothing but his feet",
1349 "1348": "\"5..",
1350 "1349": "$yiffer gently rubs a thumb across $target's cheek, clearing the drool that naturally comes with 10 minutes straight of rhythmic full thrusts",
1351 "1350": "$yiffer waggles his hips an barks a bunch at $target, attempting to mate\n",
1352 "1351": "$target's weak and shaky barks are cut off by a vicious tug on their ornate leather collar",
1353 "1352": "A light splashing sound fills the room, and pearly white cum splatters into a dog bowl marked \"$target\"",
1354 "1353": "$target gags around his o-ring while the tenth stranger of the day shoots a musky, pent-up load into his open muzzle",
1355 "1354": "$target rides out their afterglow with $yiffer's tongue in their butt, lapping up the remainder of the creampie.\n",
1356 "1355": "$yiffer kidnaps $target for the sole reason of exposing his bare ass to angry bees",
1357 "1356": "$target squeals and bites their lip as one rough pound from $yiffer sends them over the edge",
1358 "1357": "$yiffer begins to play Red Army Choir music on the plug.dj and everyone in $channel including $target leaves.\n",
1359 "1358": "$yiffer pulled the sheets too far to the left AGAIN",
1360 "1359": "$yiffer makes a yiff about $target's favorite kinks, and then $target pretends not to like it.\n",
1361 "1360": "$yiffer's teeth clench uselessly around the thick plastic cylinder that holds his maw open and tongue down",
1362 "1361": "http://pastebin.com/F3n3UhTi\n",
1363 "1362": "$target, it's so unfortunate that your wife and daughter passed away",
1364 "1363": "\u0448\u0430\u0439\u0441\u0441\u0435\u043d\u0431\u043b\u0443\u0442\u0435\u043d - \u043e\u0447\u0435\u043d\u044c \u0433\u043b\u0443\u043f\u0430\u044f \u0441\u043e\u0431\u0430\u043a\u0430\n",
1365 "1364": "https://akella.soe.ucsc.edu/sites/default/files/akella.jpg\n",
1366 "1365": "$yiffer wants to hug $target, but, oh dear oh my, $target is too short for that!\n",
1367 "1366": "$yiffer rubs their feet together and tells $target that it feels \"really weird\" and \"like almost like i cant feel it, but i can\".\n",
1368 "1367": "giving bad people good ideas giving bad people good ideas giving bad people good ideas giving bad people good ideas giving bad people good ideas giving bad people good ideas giving bad people good ideas giving bad people good ideas giving bad people good ideas giving bad people good ideas giving bad people good ideas giving bad people good ideas giving bad people good ideas giving bad people good ideas giving bad people good ideas giving bad people good ideas giving bad people good ideas giving bad people good ideas giving bad people good ideas giving bad people good ideas giving bad people good ideas giving bad people good ideas\n",
1369 "1368": "http://puu.sh/plDFp/e7fadaf59e.jpg\n",
1370 "1369": "Yes\n",
1371 "1370": "$target flexes against his leather restraints as $yiffer strokes them off with a nice tight onahole",
1372 "1371": "\ud83d\ude44\n",
1373 "1372": "\ud83d\udca5 \ud83d\udc3a\n",
1374 "1373": "$yiffer democratizes $target's means of production (in his ass)\n",
1375 "1374": "I just want to hold hands and cuddle with you",
1376 "1375": "http://i.imgur.com/mOYaPF4.png\n",
1377 "1376": "http://puu.sh/p6VJi/bae229b2a8.jpg\n",
1378 "1377": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/108290623366250496/190879229624320002/sada.png\n",
1379 "1378": "$yiffer forces $target to sit down and listen to dadrock all day.\n",
1380 "1379": "$yiffer and $target fucked seventeen girls in a row last night and never lost his erection\n",
1381 "1380": "Hit the road, $target",
1382 "1381": "n\u00f6\n",
1383 "1382": "it ryan https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/110125537665486848/191569827008086018/unknown.png\n",
1384 "1383": "http://puu.sh/pqbpR/8237cc6dee.jpg\n",
1385 "1384": "oooooooo b0ss\n",
1386 "1385": "Fuckwit you have just met the Devil",
1387 "1386": "$target Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy \ud83d\ude09 nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing \u00b7///\u00b7 kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty",
1388 "1387": "$target smacks $yiffer with a frozen stick of toblerone for pinging him with a stupid yiff\n",
1389 "1388": "$yiffer robusts $target with a toolbox, then drags him to the maint tunnels for some sweaty mansex\n",
1390 "1389": "\ud83d\udc30\n",
1391 "1390": "$target * raises paw uh....big....biiiiig...BIIIIGG!! * farts ..........STINKY!! STINKY BIG GUY FOR YOU!!!!!!! GROOF!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHH FUNNY GROOFIES!!!!!!!!!!! XD ELELELELELELELEL PPPPPPPOOOOO DOO DOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH AHAHAH AHAHAHA FUNNY GROOF! GROOF FUNNY! DOODY WEW LADDY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY FOR GROOFIE! GOOD GROOFY HAHAHAHAHAH CUNNY! AHAH XDDD DDDDDDD DDDDDDD DDDDD GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF HEH GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF LELELELELELELELELELELELLE XDXDXD GROOFY FUNNY! YAY! FUN FUN GROOF ! TEE HEE XD GROOF! GROOFY! YAY! GROOF MAKE ME HAPPY! HAPPY HAPPY P OOP GROOF! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHDXDXD UH OH< I THINK I MADE A GROOFIE :^)^)^)^)^))^)^:^)^:^) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHGoHOUHHOIHOIAHAHHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROOF IN PANTS! NO DIAPER! THAT'S FUNNY! XDDD OOPSIE! GROOFY UNDERWEAR NOW! TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEEHEEEEEEESZ WE WANT GROOFIES! WE WANT GROOFIES! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH HHHHHHHH AHA GROOF! * puts hand in pants * sniffs hand\n",
1392 "1391": "$target runs away from $yiffer shitty dumb faggot baby \ud83d\ude21\n",
1393 "1392": "HE!1!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!11 KEK!! KEK!! KEK!! WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair cuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDXXXXXXDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOLLLLL FUCKIN HOLY SHITTTT I CANT JUST STOP LAUGHING CAUSE HE HE HE HE HE JUST TO FUNNY MAN!!!1!11! HOOOOOOOOLLLLLLYYYYY SHIT i just fall of chair!!!! simply le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn\u2019d ftw le bacon narwhale xP upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you! tips fedora, le any1 athiest? LOL GOOD MEME SORRY I MEAN GREAT MEME GR88888 FUCKING MEME BRO I WISH I COULD STOP LAUGHING BUT I CANT MAN!!!! NICE MEME IMMA REPOST TO REDDIT LELELELELE TY FOR LE KARMA XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD XD LE UPBOAT XD WAIT TIL LE DERPINA HEARS ABOUT THIS XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD EPIC MEMEING /b/ro BAZINGA BAZINGA BAZINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ZIMBABWE i.\n",
1394 "1393": "$yiffer eats all of $target's blueberries.\n",
1395 "1394": "chekcem\n",
1396 "1395": "i am so cool every one wished they were as cool as me but they are not because i am cool and i would say there is only one cool which is me so no one can be cool but me cause i am real cool",
1397 "1396": "Hey missy, stop licking my grundle! Its sweaty and smelly and hairy, you slut ass whore shit mofo\n",
1398 "1397": "$yiffer realizes $target is secretly a *popsicle wench*\n",
1399 "1398": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/105257612144078848/193110061877428226/ClBuIxkWEAAweoN.jpg\n",
1400 "1399": "$yiffer http://puu.sh/pvHnf/361ddcc29a.png\n",
1401 "1400": "oh fuck $target got diareah PFFFBRT\n",
1402 "1401": "\u2639 $yiffer \u2639\n",
1403 "1402": "ur a liar $target\n",
1404 "1403": "fasta pasta\n",
1405 "1404": "no you hairy shit\n",
1406 "1405": "$yiffer launches a kissle missile at $target and scores a direct hit.\n",
1407 "1406": "haha poopoo sex lmao \ud83d\ude26\n",
1408 "1407": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/110125537665486848/194949126671040523/Screen_Shot_2016-06-21_at_15.58.00.png\n",
1409 "1408": "Hitler did 9/11\n",
1410 "1409": "$target is yiffended by $yiffer.\n",
1411 "1410": "$yiffer brings $target over to his house to talk about sad goings on in thier lives, but $yiffer says some pretty heavy stuff and makes $target uncomfortable",
1412 "1411": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/105257612144078848/195317127656374275/CV6Tr3fW4AEJq7x.png\n",
1413 "1412": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dJy2mnl5y0\n",
1414 "1413": "asdfasdf\n",
1415 "1414": ">jake from manchester\n",
1416 "1415": "Gryan!!\n",
1417 "1416": "z\n",
1418 "1417": "$target breathes in $yiffer's face.\n",
1419 "1418": "\ud83d\ude1b\n",
1420 "1419": "i just exist to annoy @Quil\n",
1421 "1420": "$yiffer stuffs a diaper with candy bars and microwaves it before throwing it at $target",
1422 "1421": "$yiffer pees on $target\n",
1423 "1422": "$yiffer drags $target down into hell for a proper yiff.\n",
1424 "1423": "$yiffer frazzle's $target's fuzzpaws ',:3c\n",
1425 "1424": "$yiffer shoves $target into his maww rrawrrr ',:3cc\n",
1426 "1425": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/105257612144078848/197216356561584129/20160628_000646.png\n",
1427 "1426": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6o44AfYWQE\n",
1428 "1427": "groof ' w'\n",
1429 "1428": "During my game a lot of my teamates were making comments on how they just want to yank, bite, or poke his bellybutton! They even continued on about how they just want to give him a belly rub!!!!\n",
1430 "1429": "$yiffer socks $target in the tit.\n",
1431 "1430": "The brick tied to both of $target's feet tug them towards the bottom of the pool, but it's not until $target lets go of their neck that they sink to the bottom",
1432 "1431": "$yiffer out of his Mech and quickly turns his back towards $target",
1433 "1432": "$target says an a press is an a press, you can't call it a half.\n",
1434 "1433": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/110125537665486848/198068015508619265/unknown.png\n",
1435 "1434": "http://puu.sh/pLDju/b5724563a0.png\n",
1436 "1435": "$random points out $target 's poorly hidden boner in front of the whole class!\n",
1437 "1436": "That one didn't yiff so good.\n",
1438 "1437": "$target says an A press is an A press, you can't say its a half.\n",
1439 "1438": "keep all shit yiffs\n",
1440 "1439": "$yiffer admits to having thoughts of $target before sleeping every night.\n",
1441 "1440": "$yiffer held $target closely, but not too close",
1442 "1441": "remove shit yiffs\n",
1443 "1442": "If $target layed an egg your secret safe would it piss you of and who would own that egg legally would you get a lawyer?\n",
1444 "1443": "$target ! Are you a smart fella or a fart smella ?\n",
1445 "1444": "<-- To Be Continued /|\\|/\n",
1446 "1445": "$yiffer grabs $target and tells them \"Hey, give me everything tonight!\"\n",
1447 "1446": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0w57ZoloYc\n",
1448 "1447": "http://puu.sh/pRaiu/6b9d520b0d.png\n",
1449 "1448": "$yiffer, @random, @random, @random, @random and @random play Russian Roulette with 6 bullets.\n",
1450 "1449": "$yiffer, $random, $random, $random, $random and $random play Russian Roulette with 6 bullets.\n",
1451 "1450": "it's ryan https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/26/Low.cost.carrier.easyjet.arp.jpg\n",
1452 "1451": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnSfYfwDOjk\n",
1453 "1452": "stop\n",
1454 "1453": "omg shit yiffs xD\n",
1455 "1454": "https://images-2.discordapp.net/.eJwNwtENhCAMANBdGIBCDyq6TQMETVQIrV8Xd797eV_zzNNsZlcdsgGUQ3KfxYr2ya3a1ns7K49DbO4XsCrn_aq3CnjvPMb4WYhiSJRCAnQO14hhdYkoBEQClvIvXOy4m3l_S4ojcw.Yc_NMPWOFboF5r1QQe3Isrzud3Y.png\n",
1456 "1455": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPRA0W1kECg\n",
1457 "1456": "http://puu.sh/pTABi/8b22a55415.png\n",
1458 "1457": "here's another shit yiff lol\n",
1459 "1458": "pls don't ban me\n",
1460 "1459": "yes\n",
1461 "1460": "Denied\n",
1462 "1461": "$yiffer Error connecting to the database, please try again.\n",
1463 "1462": "$random $random $random\n",
1464 "1463": "https://youtu.be/gqpkZ2LPpps\n",
1465 "1464": "http://puu.sh/imxfC/1ba63e3100.png\n",
1466 "1465": 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1467 "1466": "JOHN\n",
1468 "1467": "http://puu.sh/pXmcB/3f73e04f22.png http://puu.sh/pXmcZ/97cd1c99f8.png\n",
1469 "1468": "$target LISTEN 2 ME",
1470 "1469": "http://puu.sh/pXzCM/95abd701f3.jpg\n",
1471 "1470": "* \u156e\u1587\u146d\u1515 \u144c >',:}\n",
1472 "1471": "$yiffer gives $target the O\u15f0\u156e\u14aa\u156eTT\u156e \u15ea\u144c \u15b4\u1587O\u15f0\u15e9G\u156e\n",
1473 "1472": "Stupid $target",
1474 "1473": "hello friend\n",
1475 "1474": "hey good friend\n",
1476 "1475": "http://puu.sh/pZSGC/d5dbe2e4d0.jpg\n",
1477 "1476": ".addyiff\n",
1478 "1477": "$target gets raped by friendly migrants at a festival, what an enriching experience \ud83d\ude03\n",
1479 "1478": "$yiffer molests $target like Creepy Uncle Lester hopped up on his pain meds.\n",
1480 "1479": "$yiffer pisses all over $target's face before smacking them to show them who's been bad before shrieking in horror, having inadvertently killed $target with a mini-crit.\n",
1481 "1480": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/105257612144078848/203124297470836736/unknown.png\n",
1482 "1481": ".gi dog cum\n",
1483 "1482": "$yiffer is a gay baby\n",
1484 "1483": "The yo yo..",
1485 "1484": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reQBcaCrPzY\n",
1486 "1485": "$yiffer blows a fat vape",
1487 "1486": "The Inuit have this way of hunting seals",
1488 "1487": "Even among fucking deviants with no taste at all there have to be better options right? why do you hurt yourself\n",
1489 "1488": "$yiffer takes $target to sinner jail and locks them up for doing crimes",
1490 "1489": "On my dick maybe\n",
1491 "1490": "$yiffer devours $target 's fine ass like a ravenous animal.\n",
1492 "1491": "$target goes on a three-week videogame bender that costs him his health, his job, and his wife!\n",
1493 "1492": "%target would rather play the videogames than be with $yiffer sexually.\n",
1494 "1493": "$target would rather play the videogames than be with $yiffer sexually!\n",
1495 "1494": "But $target doesn't have a job, he plays videogames all day, and $yiffer is fed up!\n",
1496 "1495": "$target gets torn to pieces by an angry pack of chimps while $yiffer watches and cries\n",
1497 "1496": "http://www.vitamin-ha.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Minion-Memes196.jpg\n",
1498 "1497": "My name is $target and I really enjoy anal.\n",
1499 "1498": "http://i.imgur.com/YwyHM.jpg\n",
1500 "1499": "http://puu.sh/qd93s.jpg\n",
1501 "1500": "https://static1.e621.net/data/3c/c7/3cc7198d198f9999c110d466914a3510.jpg\n",
1502 "1501": "https://puu.sh/qf3DU/1fce697842.png\n",
1503 "1502": "THIS GAME \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665ING TOOK MY MONEY, \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 TROOP 12 MANN I Aint do noffin man #freevezzer mann \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 da ops .man fre my mans , i really donts fux wit em.\n",
1504 "1503": "http://puu.sh/qiIKy/37c116c7ae.jpg http://puu.sh/qiIKy/37c116c7ae.jpg http://puu.sh/qiIKy/37c116c7ae.jpg http://puu.sh/qiIKy/37c116c7ae.jpg http://puu.sh/qiIKy/37c116c7ae.jpg http://puu.sh/qiIKy/37c116c7ae.jpg http://puu.sh/qiIKy/37c116c7ae.jpg http://puu.sh/qiIKy/37c116c7ae.jpg http://puu.sh/qiIKy/37c116c7ae.jpg http://puu.sh/qiIKy/37c116c7ae.jpg http://puu.sh/qiIKy/37c116c7ae.jpg http://puu.sh/qiIKy/37c116c7ae.jpg http://puu.sh/qiIKy/37c116c7ae.jpg http://puu.sh/qiIKy/37c116c7ae.jpg http://puu.sh/qiIKy/37c116c7ae.jpg http://puu.sh/qiIKy/37c116c7ae.jpg http://puu.sh/qiIKy/37c116c7ae.jpg http://puu.sh/qiIKy/37c116c7ae.jpg http://puu.sh/qiIKy/37c116c7ae.jpg http://puu.sh/qiIKy/37c116c7ae.jpg http://puu.sh/qiIKy/37c116c7ae.jpg http://puu.sh/qiIKy/37c116c7ae.jpg\n",
1505 "1504": "http://puu.sh/qjb20/88fe1157f8.png\n",
1506 "1505": "bui delete this bad meme\n",
1507 "1506": "$yiffer gives $target the 'ol *snip* \u2702 *snip* \ud83d\ude31\n",
1508 "1507": "ur mom ass hole\n",
1509 "1508": "http://puu.sh/qjdEA/490aab02c4.png\n",
1510 "1509": "https://puu.sh/qjePy/319043243c.png\n",
1511 "1510": "$yiffer fails to put baby $target in a binder http://static.deathandtaxesmag.com/uploads/2012/10/binder16_adp.jpg\n",
1512 "1511": "https://puu.sh/pZ6Tv/dcbfadb2ab.jpg https://puu.sh/pZ6Tv/dcbfadb2ab.jpg https://puu.sh/pZ6Tv/dcbfadb2ab.jpg https://puu.sh/pZ6Tv/dcbfadb2ab.jpg https://puu.sh/pZ6Tv/dcbfadb2ab.jpg https://puu.sh/pZ6Tv/dcbfadb2ab.jpg https://puu.sh/pZ6Tv/dcbfadb2ab.jpg https://puu.sh/pZ6Tv/dcbfadb2ab.jpg https://puu.sh/pZ6Tv/dcbfadb2ab.jpg https://puu.sh/pZ6Tv/dcbfadb2ab.jpg https://puu.sh/pZ6Tv/dcbfadb2ab.jpg https://puu.sh/pZ6Tv/dcbfadb2ab.jpg https://puu.sh/pZ6Tv/dcbfadb2ab.jpg https://puu.sh/pZ6Tv/dcbfadb2ab.jpg https://puu.sh/pZ6Tv/dcbfadb2ab.jpg https://puu.sh/pZ6Tv/dcbfadb2ab.jpg https://puu.sh/pZ6Tv/dcbfadb2ab.jpg https://puu.sh/pZ6Tv/dcbfadb2ab.jpg https://puu.sh/pZ6Tv/dcbfadb2ab.jpg https://puu.sh/pZ6Tv/dcbfadb2ab.jpg https://puu.sh/pZ6Tv/dcbfadb2ab.jpg\n",
1513 "1512": "http://puu.sh/ql5qU.jpg\n",
1514 "1513": "$yiffer wants that juicy Shaq meat.\n",
1515 "1514": "$yiffer takes $target out on a whimsical rape rodeo!\n",
1516 "1515": "https://puu.sh/qliXN/409eefb5c8.png\n",
1517 "1516": "$yiffer \ud83d\ude20\n",
1518 "1517": "https://puu.sh/qmfdm/fefd286658.jpg https://puu.sh/qmfdm/fefd286658.jpg https://puu.sh/qmfdm/fefd286658.jpg https://puu.sh/qmfdm/fefd286658.jpg https://puu.sh/qmfdm/fefd286658.jpg https://puu.sh/qmfdm/fefd286658.jpg https://puu.sh/qmfdm/fefd286658.jpg https://puu.sh/qmfdm/fefd286658.jpg https://puu.sh/qmfdm/fefd286658.jpg https://puu.sh/qmfdm/fefd286658.jpg https://puu.sh/qmfdm/fefd286658.jpg https://puu.sh/qmfdm/fefd286658.jpg https://puu.sh/qmfdm/fefd286658.jpg https://puu.sh/qmfdm/fefd286658.jpg https://puu.sh/qmfdm/fefd286658.jpg https://puu.sh/qmfdm/fefd286658.jpg https://puu.sh/qmfdm/fefd286658.jpg https://puu.sh/qmfdm/fefd286658.jpg https://puu.sh/qmfdm/fefd286658.jpg https://puu.sh/qmfdm/fefd286658.jpg https://puu.sh/qmfdm/fefd286658.jpg https://puu.sh/qmfdm/fefd286658.jpg https://puu.sh/qmfdm/fefd286658.jpg https://puu.sh/qmfdm/fefd286658.jpg https://puu.sh/qmfdm/fefd286658.jpg https://puu.sh/qmfdm/fefd286658.jpg https://puu.sh/qmfdm/fefd286658.jpg https://puu.sh/qmfdm/fefd286658.jpg https://puu.sh/qmfdm/fefd286658.jpg https://puu.sh/qmfdm/fefd286658.jpg https://puu.sh/qmfdm/fefd286658.jpg https://puu.sh/qmfdm/fefd286658.jpg https://puu.sh/qmfdm/fefd286658.jpg https://puu.sh/qmfdm/fefd286658.jpg https://puu.sh/qmfdm/fefd286658.jpg https://puu.sh/qmfdm/fefd286658.jpg https://puu.sh/qmfdm/fefd286658.jpg https://puu.sh/qmfdm/fefd286658.jpg https://puu.sh/qmfdm/fefd286658.jpg https://puu.sh/qmfdm/fefd286658.jpg https://puu.sh/qmfdm/fefd286658.jpg\n",
1519 "1518": "madyiff\n",
1520 "1519": "https://bui.pm/cuckysky.mp4\n",
1521 "1520": "$target https://cdn1.thehunt.com/app/public/system/zine_images/6381259/original/763de6d6599033c03fe0b69aba378566.jpg\n",
1522 "1521": "https://cdn1.thehunt.com/app/public/system/zine_images/6381259/original/763de6d6599033c03fe0b69aba378566.jpg\n",
1523 "1522": "$yiffer stays in his corner eating glue\n",
1524 "1523": "ok\n",
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1529 "1528": "http://puu.sh/qoyEI/c0fd528a80.gif http://puu.sh/qoyEI/c0fd528a80.gif http://puu.sh/qoyEI/c0fd528a80.gif http://puu.sh/qoyEI/c0fd528a80.gif http://puu.sh/qoyEI/c0fd528a80.gif http://puu.sh/qoyEI/c0fd528a80.gif http://puu.sh/qoyEI/c0fd528a80.gif http://puu.sh/qoyEI/c0fd528a80.gif http://puu.sh/qoyEI/c0fd528a80.gif http://puu.sh/qoyEI/c0fd528a80.gif http://puu.sh/qoyEI/c0fd528a80.gif http://puu.sh/qoyEI/c0fd528a80.gif http://puu.sh/qoyEI/c0fd528a80.gif http://puu.sh/qoyEI/c0fd528a80.gif http://puu.sh/qoyEI/c0fd528a80.gif http://puu.sh/qoyEI/c0fd528a80.gif http://puu.sh/qoyEI/c0fd528a80.gif http://puu.sh/qoyEI/c0fd528a80.gif http://puu.sh/qoyEI/c0fd528a80.gif http://puu.sh/qoyEI/c0fd528a80.gif\n",
1530 "1529": "Oh, yes, $target, snort me! SNORT ME!\n",
1531 "1530": "$yiffer gets nostril tfed and $target becomes a snotmonster\n",
1532 "1531": "Hahahaha! Nice post, John",
1533 "1532": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=305XlhIBjW8\n",
1534 "1533": "$yiffer realizes they'll never be good enough for $target and takes thier own life out of sadness\n",
1535 "1534": "u r worthless\n",
1536 "1535": "$yiffer YOU FAT CAT YOU ARE SO BIG AND FAT WHY ARE YOU SO FAT\n",
1537 "1536": "http://puu.sh/qpwnE/605010e56c.gif\n",
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1539 "1538": "\uff28\uff25\uff2c\uff2c\uff2f $target \uff21\uff2d \uff14\uff18 \uff39\uff25\uff21\uff32 \uff2d\uff21\uff2e \uff26\uff32\uff2f\uff2d \uff33\uff2f\uff2d\uff21\uff2c\uff29\uff21\uff0e \uff33\uff2f\uff32\uff32\uff39 \uff26\uff2f\uff32 \uff22\uff21\uff24 \uff25\uff2e\uff27\uff2c\uff21\uff2e\uff24\uff0e \uff29 \uff33\uff25\uff2c\uff2c\uff25\uff24 \uff2d\uff39 \uff37\uff29\uff26\uff25 \uff26\uff2f\uff32 \uff29\uff2e\uff34\uff25\uff32\uff2e\uff25\uff34 \uff23\uff2f\uff2e\uff2e\uff25\uff23\uff34\uff29\uff2f\uff2e \uff26\uff2f\uff32 \uff02f u r a f f i n i t y\uff02 \uff21\uff2e\uff24 \uff29 \uff37\uff21\uff2e\uff34 \uff34\uff2f \uff2d\uff35\uff32\uff32 :3c \uff2c\uff29\uff2b\uff25 \uff39\uff2f\uff35.\n",
1540 "1539": "The fact that people on this site have morals is laughable",
1541 "1540": "$yiffer turns their bf, $target, into a gf!~\n",
1542 "1541": "i.imgur.com/NJ88L1u.png\n",
1543 "1542": "$yiffer puts $target in \"the pit.\"\n",
1544 "1543": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8dPwoCPn08\n",
1545 "1544": "\ud83c\udf45 \ud83d\udd2b\n",
1546 "1545": "\ud83c\udf45 \ud83d\udd2b \ud83c\udf4e\n",
1547 "1546": "is $target going to plop out a hot doozy next?\n",
1548 "1547": "http://i.imgur.com/AbRHISM.png\n",
1549 "1548": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckVYO9oI8vc\n",
1550 "1549": "$yiffer: `\u201cHoly moly $target, you look so good like that! How does it feel? I just want to hug and squeeze it all out of you!\u201d` $target: `\u201c$yiffer, I knew you were off, but this ain\u2019t the time for things like that.\u201d` $yiffer: `\u201cWait, $target, that\u2019s it! I bet It COULD be squeezed out! So long as the grip is even, the compression would keep us together while we squeeze it out!\u201d` $random: `\u201cYes! Do me first! Do me first!\u201d` $target: `\u201cYou got it, $yiffer.\u201d`\n",
1551 "1550": "https://puu.sh/qyfS3/19bef1ea16.png\n",
1552 "1551": "$yiffer takes a yogurt tube and slaps it against his desk",
1553 "1552": "when is `.ca` going to be fixed\n",
1554 "1553": "Heya!~ Im $target a male bunny and i was wondering if any fuffies wanna be my friend and get all the snuggies and kissies n stuffies and bun bun love~ *giggles softly* sowwy im just really compassionate and its my personality i can't help myself x///x but if your gonna add me please look at my info and you dont have to leave a comment to add me Mkai?~ Just do it~ *gives @everyone cookies* :3 Hope you cuties have a nice day!~ bai bai~\n",
1555 "1554": "`yiff already exists` https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBMI6ojyvfU\n",
1556 "1555": "o-oh `*cuts*` i-i'm sowwy >.<\n",
1557 "1556": "ree\n",
1558 "1557": "The female stood ontop of a Rock in the middle of a clearing her walking stick out in front with her two paws on the handle her top hat down slightly as the moonlit sky drifted above her, her eyes were gloomy and clouded \" Stop fighting to break free would you.",
1559 "1558": "So it\u2019s the time again where I feel like I should jerk off",
1560 "1559": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBk0P27QGmc\n",
1561 "1560": "http://brobible.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/afgnpjq.jpg?quality=90 is a picture of $target as a child\n",
1562 "1561": "$yiffer rubs $target 's bump\n",
1563 "1562": "https://puu.sh/r4FOz/0ca092be73.png\n",
1564 "1563": "$yiffer takes $target to the cinema and this happens https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlB9XnmJU1o\n",
1565 "1564": "what what in $target 's butt\n",
1566 "1565": "$random bends you over and sticks my dick in your butt and fucks hard\n",
1567 "1566": "$target UUUGUU ONICHAN PUT THAT DICK ION MY FUCKING ASSHOLE AHHHHHHH\n",
1568 "1567": "I'M GONNA PRE\n",
1569 "1568": "I'm...I'm halfway to preing....!\n",
1570 "1569": "Haha pre'd on her tummy dude\n",
1571 "1570": "oh baby i'm gonna...conclude\n",
1572 "1571": "https://puu.sh/rnVpa/2165dd1848.png\n",
1573 "1572": "https://puu.sh/rp4UT/a091cb138f.png\n",
1574 "1573": "$target and $yiffer double team $random with belly rubs, gettimg them on their back for a chance to grab at one of their cocks.\n",
1575 "1574": "https://images-1.discordapp.net/.eJwNxssNwyAMANBdGACHYKjJNoggEuVjhN1DVHX39p3ex7zHaRazqXZZANZdCo_VivLIrdrG3M6a-y628AVZNZftqrcKODe5OQT_ijEgRUKC2buEiSISok_4L0ivKsdj-93M9wcJBCL6.xVC1_GmhhLO6JWfQkRef1LMbIYw\n",
1576 "1575": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/110125537665486848/231952049032396800/lepokez.png\n",
1577 "1576": "$target, prepare to meet the _YIFFINATORINATOR_\n",
1578 "1577": "$yiffer tucc $target in\n",
1579 "1578": "$yiffer tickles $target until they cry\n",
1580 "1579": "$target fakes an orgasm to make $yiffer feel better\n",
1581 "1580": "$yiffer makes heart hands for $target and says \"I love you\"\n",
1582 "1581": "$yiffer extends his feet and shyly asks if $target really thinks they're cute\n",
1583 "1582": "$target What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I\u2019ll have you know I reached the top of the page on FurAffinity, and I\u2019ve been involved in numerous secret conventions worldwide, and I have over 300 confirmed yiffs",
1584 "1583": "$target whispers \"omelette du fromage\" in $target\n",
1585 "1584": "$target won't let $yiffer cum until he admits Yang Xiao Long is best girl\n",
1586 "1585": "$target pants and softly cries after receiving his fifth consecutive hour of tickle torture from $yiffer\n",
1587 "1586": "$target admites $yiffer and his bare feet from afar.\n",
1588 "1587": "$yiffer lifts his riding crop to roughly spank $target's soft delicate paws once again\n",
1589 "1588": "$yiffer edges $target with pawjobs and never lets them cum.\n",
1590 "1589": "\u203c\ufe0fATTENTION\u203c\ufe0f \ud83d\udc80\ud83d\udc7bALL HALLOWEEN\ud83c\udf83\ud83d\udd78 HOES\ud83d\ude19\ud83d\udc85 ITS TIME TO GET \u2620\ufe0fSPOOKY\ud83d\udc80 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS\ud83d\udc4f GET \ud83d\udc4aFISTED\ud83d\udc4a BY A \ud83d\udc80SKELETON \ud83d\udc80\ud83d\udc8f\n",
1591 "1590": "$yiffer is talked into doing a spitroast with Agumon and Gabumon",
1592 "1591": "What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac slap back nick nack sack lack yik yak clack is wrong with you\n",
1593 "1592": "$target tries to focus on his book but writes about GrizzPan instead\n",
1594 "1593": "$target cums all over a toaster strudel\n",
1595 "1594": "$target is too cheap for a strudel so jizzes on a poptart\n",
1596 "1595": "$target had sex and sex makes babies!\n",
1597 "1596": "$target asks why it's so strange that he's into bdsm, feet, pet play, whipping, and a bit of non con\n",
1598 "1597": "Look at the ancient world: there was no such thing as \"gay\" or \"straight\"",
1599 "1598": "$target obeys $yiffer and gets down on all fours to worship his musky paws by kissing and licking them.\n",
1600 "1599": "$target foils Azazel's plans to yiff\n",
1601 "1600": "http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/a1/bee-movie-script-transcript-seinfeld.html\n",
1602 "1601": "why wont you let me add a yiff\n",
1603 "1602": "Hey Faggots, My name is $target and I hate every single one of you",
1604 "1603": "$yiffer laughs out loud at $target's cum face\n",
1605 "1604": "$target complains that $yiffer isn't doing their job and demands them to step down\n",
1606 "1605": "Azazel wants to \ud83c\udf46 \ud83c\udf46 \ud83c\udf46 \ud83c\udf46 \ud83c\udf46 \ud83c\udf46 \ud83c\udf46 Asriel\n",
1607 "1606": "Why is $random not getting any yiffs? Theyre the slut here\n",
1608 "1607": "$target bites their lip and braces themselves as their new master prepares to strike their vulnerable young behind with the hard cane once again",
1609 "1608": "$target makes Azazel forget to include an Asriel emoticon in his message",
1610 "1609": "The slow, tender stroke up the tender foot of $yiffer excites $target ",
1611 "1610": "$target makes Stormy fuck a yiff up again!\n",
1612 "1611": "$target tried so hard AND GOT SO FAR BUT IN THE END IT DIDNT EVEN MATTER\n",
1613 "1612": "$target calls $yiffer Pan Pan\n",
1614 "1613": "$target attempts to join in a threesome with Azazel and Asriel",
1615 "1614": "$target gets ambushed and molested whilst out playing Pokemon Go\n",
1616 "1615": "$target starts telling $random a funny story but then he remembers what happened was GAY\n",
1617 "1616": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0\n",
1618 "1617": "hey $target i c u over there looking at me",
1619 "1618": "Well I thought $target were a good friend",
1620 "1619": "$yiffer presses his mouth to $target 's ear and growls sensually, quietly whispering into their ear",
1621 "1620": "$target sticks his tongue into a laptop charger for some reason\n",
1622 "1621": "Ice Bear sticks his entire paw up $target ass\n",
1623 "1622": "*$yiffer pins $target down, before licking at their neck, and moving down their body.*\n",
1624 "1623": "$yiffer forcefully pins $target down and violenty throws them around and about as screams of pain and pleasure is heard throughout the night",
1625 "1624": "1998 .addyiff $yiffer pins $target against the wall and kissing them, their tongues playfully wrestling each other in a lustful fight for dominance",
1626 "1625": "$target Kaiser Low said to touch yourself right now.\n",
1627 "1626": "*$yiffer seizes $target before bringing her lips to his",
1628 "1627": "$yiffer slaps the shit out of $target because you didn't pick up your ass when you were told to hustle out of the door and get a move on, now $yiffer is in a hurry to get to town to host the annual anal convention and plans to use $target as the main demostration.\n",
1629 "1628": "$target says they never cry",
1630 "1629": "$yiffer brutally penetrates $target with a diamond-studded dildo in their anus, forcing their rectum to accomodate the girth unexpectedly, which produces a moan from $target\n",
1631 "1630": "*$yiffer rapes $target gently*\n",
1632 "1631": "*$yiffer smirks and approaches $target slowly, swaying their tail back and forth",
1633 "1632": "$yiffer *rapes* $target *violently*\n",
1634 "1633": "*$yiffer throws down $target and grins as she puts on a strapon harness...*\n",
1635 "1634": "$yiffer rapes $target violently with a cactus, tearing the lining of their anus and causing them to cry and scream bloody murder but to no avail, as no one will help the worthless cunt.\n",
1636 "1635": "*$yiffer grabs $target from behind and smiles before letting her hood squiggle against their rear...*\n",
1637 "1636": "The slow, tender stroke up the tender foot of $target excites $yiffer ",
1638 "1637": "*$yifferl smirks at $target before approaching them slowly, pinning them before moving down, licking at their crotch.*\n",
1639 "1638": "*$yiffer smirks at $target before approaching them slowly, pinning them before moving down, licking at their crotch.*\n",
1640 "1639": "\"Hmm..",
1641 "1640": "$yiffer snaps their fingers, commanding $target to walk over to them, it's obvious they had no choice in the matter, just look at the mess they're making, what a needy slut!\n",
1642 "1641": "$Yiffer leans down to wrap her arm around $target 's chest, lifting them against her chest",
1643 "1642": "$yiffer leans down to wrap her arm around $target 's chest, lifting them against her chest",
1644 "1643": "$target starts to think about $yiffers paws for some reason but then realizes that's kinda gay\n",
1645 "1644": "$yiffer smooshes his paws on &target 's face\n",
1646 "1645": "$target dumps their porn stash in the wrong channel and gets told off by $yiffer ! Next time's a ban!\n",
1647 "1646": "https://youtu.be/8iOQ_v7f22Y\n",
1648 "1647": "$target You swine",
1649 "1648": "$yiffer enters the room of $target, alarming them",
1650 "1649": "\"_Don't._\" Each thrust of $yiffer was counted",
1651 "1650": "Hate",
1652 "1651": "$yiffer pees in $target 's butt.\n",
1653 "1652": "$target clenched their eyes shut, trying to ignore the feeling inside of them",
1654 "1653": "$yiffer kisses $target gently as they brutally rape them into submission",
1655 "1654": "$yiffer smooshes his paws into $target 's face\n",
1656 "1655": "$target begs $yiffer not to use that pinwheel against his soft soles again",
1657 "1656": "$target is the type of person to reply with only all-caps laughter in a tickle RP\n",
1658 "1657": "$target is Grand Pobah Didoink of All of This and That",
1659 "1658": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lPJ9J-6vDw\n",
1660 "1659": "$target gets a boner thinking about a tree, then spends the next few weeks wondering what it means.\n",
1661 "1660": "$yiffer eats popcorn and watches as $target is savagely tickle tortured by $random for a few hours.\n",
1662 "1661": "$yiffer takes $target on a camping trip without telling anyone else where theyre going! $yiffer is sure to pack all the ropes, feathers, and brushes theyll need~\n",
1663 "1662": "$yiffer gently strokes $target's soles while they sleep, watching their toes twitch and hearing them giggle groggily",
1664 "1663": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKjZuykKY1I&feature=youtu.be\n",
1665 "1664": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rk4ZmItC4dE\n",
1666 "1665": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/227253040749477889/236986496148701184/unknown.png\n",
1667 "1666": "The last thing $target sees before they die https://g.redditmedia.com/qgWQa-WQTlM_V5s_lc8if_lJiYR6TL1y-_zPPbCpREA.gif?fit=crop&crop=faces%2Centropy&arh=2&w=640&fm=mp4&mp4-fragmented=false&s=ee19ee5b45b937192aa4c62fd971f22d\n",
1668 "1667": "This story involves M/Solo masturbatory acts between a consenting adult male and a stuffed animal.\n",
1669 "1668": "http://static2.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/And+back+to+e621+for+me+_5d1d0a205b7ab42a61b8fba83f5eedba.jpg\n",
1670 "1669": "Feeling bad for Kraze who is Jacking off by himself in the corner, Azazel lets Kraze join in his sexy time with Asriel, turning it into a spicy threesome\n",
1671 "1670": "$yiffer shoves $target to the ground, before $target licks her own lips",
1672 "1671": "$yiffer kisses $random on the lips, but $random gets too overwhelmed by it all and starts to sob uncontrollably",
1673 "1672": "http://67.media.tumblr.com/c08a82238ab8f64adaf03dd5f9b5fadb/tumblr_nq3h3bHZNk1rfr0nno1_400.png\n",
1674 "1673": "$yiffer wont stop touching $target toes until he says he'll kiss him\n",
1675 "1674": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hzh9koy7b1E\n",
1676 "1675": "https://67.media.tumblr.com/57abde26cf21fbc4bca42f33f88903e5/tumblr_oekysqwVgF1r6x3txo1_540.jpg\n",
1677 "1676": "https://66.media.tumblr.com/ba3e5ba97483a078d1d20e2e9dfa716a/tumblr_of6fc2cfQg1sv91lqo1_540.jpg\n",
1678 "1677": "https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BKs2oYACIAAaWCu.jpg\n",
1679 "1678": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPviAKaHAN0&list=LLBvLvxZbz0aMf_8ZDmDqQIA&index=70\n",
1680 "1679": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS2DqJj_HDQ\n",
1681 "1680": "nonsexually touches your nonsexual parts\n",
1682 "1681": "$target don't like salami, $target don't want pastrami, $target don't want a chicken, $target don't want a roast! $target just wants her double dose of $yiffer 's beef beef beef! Beef bologna!\n",
1683 "1682": "I want to use a furret as a semen sock\n",
1684 "1683": "$yiffer sets $target on fire for the fear aspect\n",
1685 "1684": "$target is into: having a great conversation with my friends!\n",
1686 "1685": "https://vid.me/6AwP\n",
1687 "1686": "$target surprises his parents by going to the dinner table in their new rabbit fursuit",
1688 "1687": "$target whimpers from his fifth solid hour of being denied the ability to cum\n",
1689 "1688": "I hear $target commissions weird fetish art\n",
1690 "1689": "$target wants to polish cameramon's camera lens nipples\n",
1691 "1690": "$target and $yiffer play video games all night",
1692 "1691": "$target screams in both pain and pleasure as Mei(from Arashi no Yoru ni) repeatedly rams his giant goat dong with great force into their aching butthole until he eventually splurts his goo\n",
1693 "1692": "I love $target 's feet",
1694 "1693": "\"Why is it so hard for you to be obedient?\" The captor questioned as he brought the crop back and tapped it lightly over the spot he had just slapped over",
1695 "1694": "$yiffer was curious and wanted to enter the door and look around to find the source, but decided against it lest it be considered a violation",
1696 "1695": "http://puu.sh/rUQEL/b01d73b61a.jpg\n",
1697 "1696": "\ud83d\udc31\n",
1698 "1697": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiS8tIlw0Sc\n",
1699 "1698": "$target closes the last oven on the jews and commies baking in the oven just as $yiffer's comes up, slaps $target on the ass and eats $target out, all while $target moans for the fatherland.\n",
1700 "1699": "FOR THE FATHERLAND!\n",
1701 "1700": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-gSJW3sHXE\n",
1702 "1701": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6bGW4ShpNU\n",
1703 "1702": "https://66.media.tumblr.com/689f0402edf360392031e99c22faa959/tumblr_ofqmk7L39x1ue9zkjo10_1280.jpg\n",
1704 "1703": "https://67.media.tumblr.com/0735b8a9b0a92cb3f46fba6692c566a8/tumblr_ofso81b8dP1sv91lqo1_400.png\n",
1705 "1704": "$yiffer grins wryly, clipping a cute collar around $target's neck with a short leash attached, then tugs the leash nice and firmly to lead $target back to the bedroom",
1706 "1705": "$yiffer tightened the ropes on his new toy until they whimpered and forced his cock in all the way as $target started to gag",
1707 "1706": "$yiffer rubs $target's tummy tenderly\n",
1708 "1707": "Kneeling his hands tied behind his back, $yiffer massages $target's feet with his lips, using his tongue to go between the toes\n",
1709 "1708": "$yiffer bent over after finishing in $target's rear, and started cleaning out his well-used and leaking hole\n",
1710 "1709": "$target balanced a well-used sock on $yiffer's nose and blindfolded him with the other \"Keep them there while you suck me off",
1711 "1710": "$yiffer pushed his dick hard into $target's ass, pressing against his insides until $target couldn't take it anymore and humiliatingly emptied his bladder out right then and there, as $yiffer laughed quietly in his ear\n",
1712 "1711": "$yiffer slowly pushed down a struggling $target onto his cock with a firm grip on his shoulder",
1713 "1712": "$yiffer ties up $target and fucks them to death.\n",
1714 "1713": "$yiffer cries in the corner",
1715 "1714": "It's COCKtober \ud83c\udf46\ud83c\udf83 u know what that means \ud83d\udc40\ud83d\udc45 Dick sucking awareness month \ud83d\ude2f\ud83d\ude46\ud83c\udffc\ud83d\udc45 send this to 12 of ur closet hoes \ud83d\udc6d\ud83d\ude08 that love that dick \ud83c\udf46\ud83c\udf46\ud83c\udf46\ud83d\udca6\ud83d\udca6\ud83d\udca6 \ud83c\udf83\ud83c\udf83\ud83c\udf83\ud83c\udf83\ud83c\udf83 \ud83c\udf83 \ud83c\udf83 \ud83c\udf83 \ud83c\udf83 \ud83c\udf83 \ud83c\udf83 \ud83c\udf83 \ud83c\udf83 \ud83c\udf83 \ud83c\udf83 \ud83c\udf83 \ud83c\udf83 \ud83c\udf83\ud83c\udf83\ud83c\udf83\ud83c\udf83\ud83c\udf83 \ud83c\udf83 \ud83c\udf83 \ud83c\udf83 \ud83c\udf83 \ud83c\udf83 \ud83c\udf83 \ud83c\udf83\ud83c\udf83\ud83c\udf83\ud83c\udf83 \ud83c\udf83 \ud83c\udf83 \ud83c\udf83 \ud83c\udf83 \ud83c\udf83 \ud83c\udf83 \ud83c\udf83 \ud83c\udf83 \ud83c\udf83 \ud83c\udf83 \ud83c\udf83\ud83c\udf83\ud83c\udf83\ud83c\udf83 \ud83c\udf83\ud83c\udf83\ud83c\udf83\ud83c\udf83\ud83c\udf83 \ud83c\udf83 \ud83c\udf83 \ud83c\udf83 \ud83c\udf83 \ud83c\udf83 \ud83c\udf83 THOT-O-WEEN \ud83c\udf83is upon us !! If you get this message \u2709\ufe0f you are queen\ud83d\udc78\ud83c\udfff of the thots!!! Forward this to 7\u20e3 of the \ud83c\udf46ThOtTiEsT\ud83c\udf46 thots \ud83d\udc81\ud83c\udfff that you know will get some \ud83d\udc49\ud83c\udfff\ud83d\udc4c\ud83c\udfff soon !!! If you don't, be prepared \ud83d\ude4d\ud83c\udfff for 6\u20e39\u20e3 days of bad luck \u26a0\ufe0f \ud83c\udf40\n",
1716 "1715": "http://puu.sh/s36ij/3d6cfb57c8.mp3\n",
1717 "1716": "https://yiff.party $random FIX IT NOW\n",
1718 "1717": "$target https://puu.sh/s3nPD/25f7f4c2cc.png\n",
1719 "1718": "C:\\Users\\Ethan\\Pictures\\Memes\\tumblr_o9txvxL5QC1tib3teo1_1280.jpg\n",
1720 "1719": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/227253040749477889/243472169948938240/tumblr_o9txvxL5QC1tib3teo1_1280.jpg\n",
1721 "1720": "$target https://puu.sh/s4Fkp/9b54f1ca72.png\n",
1722 "1721": "http://66.media.tumblr.com/1dd5e9a3e00af8bb8d0cf805982e247c/tumblr_nl83chtb3a1unp5efo1_500.jpg @PuppySky#2286\n",
1723 "1722": "http://65.media.tumblr.com/ad3382a601ae05739a4eb18e068271ac/tumblr_n6nzn4e7Q41r1oesuo1_250.gif\n",
1724 "1723": "$target is eating a Milky Way and none of you can stop him\n",
1725 "1724": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/105257612144078848/244171599320711168/unknown.png\n",
1726 "1725": "$target cutely boops $random before blackmailing the leader of their country\n",
1727 "1726": "$target was born with glass bones, and paper skin\n",
1728 "1727": "$yiffer pinches a kneeling $target's nose shut and starts pissing in their mouth",
1729 "1728": "$yiffer sneezes all over $target's dick to lube it up.\n",
1730 "1729": "$yiffer sits on a bound and blindfolded $target's face and expels a musky flavored aphrodisiac lube from his ass, prompting $target to start licking it up and push their tongue inside for more",
1731 "1730": "$yiffer stretches his dick to enormous proportions with his Gum Gum fruit powers and hits $target with his Giganto Gomu Gomu no Pistol Whip\n",
1732 "1731": "$yiffer gags $target with a dampy and sweaty pair of boxers that he used to wipe down every inch of his body after a long, hard day at the gym",
1733 "1732": "$yiffer takes a scalpel and traces his name repeatedly into a helpless and bound $target's back after fucking him so hard he couldn't struggle anymore, then pulls out and takes a piss all over his bloody signatures, eliciting a whimper from $target\n",
1734 "1733": "$yiffer sticks a long sounding rod deep into $target's penis and puts a lighter under the exposed metal tip\n",
1735 "1734": "$target visits $yiffers town in ACNL and they both have a lovely evening playing together\n",
1736 "1735": "\"I can't keep it down.\" $target thought as $yiffer's tongue licked around in his mouth",
1737 "1736": "$target regularly takes part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos\n",
1738 "1737": "$target casually asks his new friend $yiffer what his kinks are",
1739 "1738": "https://youtu.be/msM0xjj8W3c\n",
1740 "1739": "fuck Florida\n",
1741 "1740": "$yiffer's hand went lower to $target's believe-its, and they moaned moaned as $yiffer eight trigrams sixty-four palmed all of $target's forbidden jutsus",
1742 "1741": "LucasPSI invites, $target over to his house to play games and cuddle together and they have a lovely time\n",
1743 "1742": "$target used the 'x3' emote again and it was like talking to a different person\n",
1744 "1743": "https://randomandstuff.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/4-30-12-ifunny-30676393-569-647.jpg\n",
1745 "1744": "Porygon premium required to access this yiff\n",
1746 "1745": "$yiffer is _literally shaking_ their throbbing penis inside of $target's tight asshole.\n",
1747 "1746": "https://puu.sh/rYsIq/875bf3461b.swf\n",
1748 "1747": "$yiffer shuffles his feet really fast against $target 's body fur and then zaps $random with the static charge\n",
1749 "1748": "After an intense training session, $yiffer pulls $target closer and cleans the sweat off his body with his tongue, slowly, deliberately, gently, from the feet up\n",
1750 "1749": "$yiffer lays down before $target and says \"P-please, step on me $target-sama...I need it",
1751 "1750": "$yiffers tries to hide his boner after $target jumped off his face with his bare foot to go higher, just like in his animes\n",
1752 "1751": "$yiffer activates his Stand's ability and gives $target a Standjob",
1753 "1752": "$yiffer now controls the power of the Millenium Yiff+1",
1754 "1753": "$yiffer and $target h-ld h-nds\n",
1755 "1754": "$yiffer plows $target so hard that even All Might would get whiplash\n",
1756 "1755": "$yiffer puts his ninja headband on his dick",
1757 "1756": "$yiffer holds a pizza box suspiciously close to crotch-height",
1758 "1757": "$yiffer yiffs $target at mach speed, and misses often",
1759 "1758": "$yiffer stealthily fellates $target under the desk at school",
1760 "1759": "You see $yiffer's car bouncing down the road",
1761 "1760": "$yiffer makes $target's penis bounce to the tune of Caramelldansen",
1762 "1761": "$random grabs $random and $random and makes the penises kiss kiss, ooh la la~\n",
1763 "1762": "\"Hey $target!\" says $yiffer, with a meaningful glance",
1764 "1763": "$yiffer totes gives $target a rad beej\n",
1765 "1764": "$yiffer and $target go to a secluded cove and have a threesome with a dolphin\n",
1766 "1765": "$yiffer and $target play an erotic game where they use .yiff to decide what to do to each other in real life\n",
1767 "1766": "It's well past New Year's, and $yiffer's champagne bottle is long since empty and getting intimately acquainted with the underside of $target's tail\n",
1768 "1767": "$yiffer and $target 2016: Make America Great Again\n",
1769 "1768": "ryguy more like rygay \u2708\n",
1770 "1769": "http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg\n",
1771 "1770": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/227253040749477889/247900523762548738/1.png\n",
1772 "1771": "Asriel dreamer seductively strips down in front of $target until he is in nothing but his tiny white briefs",
1773 "1772": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/105483168844369920/247979294150623233/54f8023eb6ea173675ba605a7c098107.png\n",
1774 "1773": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/105483168844369920/247979778613706752/tumblr_o0tebaSag21rqo4hto1_400.gif\n",
1775 "1774": "$yiffer huffs $target's juicy smelly farts\n",
1776 "1775": "shit yiff faggot\n",
1777 "1776": "$target and Asriel are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream together",
1778 "1777": "$yiffer and $target spend the evening together eating raw cookie dough, cuddling, and discussing about Gaomon's paws\n",
1779 "1778": "https://67.media.tumblr.com/618b8f98c267a95f9b71e153f5f33ec3/tumblr_inline_og96pzSSvO1slpnhp_500.gif\n",
1780 "1779": "*Its a hologram*\n",
1781 "1780": "$yiffer adds a yiff because the prevous yiff told them it was hip and fad\n",
1782 "1781": "$target jumps on the stand where $yiffer keeps their games, knocking it over and unplugging something so that their Wii U is disconnected from the TV\n",
1783 "1782": "$yiffer smacks $target on the bottom with a rolled-up newspaper and sends them outside\n",
1784 "1783": "unblock me!\n",
1785 "1784": "http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party\n",
1786 "1785": "$target chooses Yu-gi-oh over their friends\n",
1787 "1786": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/105306979773239296/249890621358080003/ate_sand.png\n",
1788 "1787": "http://66.media.tumblr.com/057f9bd260ed09641607f56c4a8d0eca/tumblr_nyv6lpyAZh1sv91lqo1_500.gif\n",
1789 "1788": "$yiffer ran $target's length between his toes, leaving the sweaty scent from a long day of walking all over it, then lifted his foot and pushed $target's head down with it for some naughty self-sucking for his own amusement\n",
1790 "1789": "$target has been a naughty child and gets taken by the clawcopter\n",
1791 "1790": "$target is magically forced to show $yiffer their peets",
1792 "1791": "$yiffer fights a bear and loses; $target comes along later to loot the corpse\n",
1793 "1792": "$yiffer accidentally farts while $target is halfway inside of him, filling him with humiliation",
1794 "1793": "After a long day at the gym, $yiffer corners $target in the locker room and shoves his nose right into his sweaty pits, and takes a deep sniff",
1795 "1794": "https://images.discordapp.net/.eJwNyEEOgyAQBdC7cADmjzKg3oYgQRstBKYr07u3b_ke8-mX2cyh2sZGtJ8j1b7bobXHkm2ptVw5tnPYVG-KqjEdd37roImBwAKw-BnisNAkDAf5p4QVa_AgdmHBHGZh9rCvVsz3B7XfIkA.Odc8jK-fkh_zknWfBpQyPO6JOXg\n",
1796 "1795": "$target is annoyed when Thanksgiving celebrations get in the way of an exhilirating furry rape RP\n",
1797 "1796": "$yiffer sends $target to the Rimming Pits\n",
1798 "1797": "$yiffer turns red with embarassment after being walked in on by $target while pissing their adult-sized diaper and singing their own rendition of \"Oops I Piddled Again\" in a baby voice\n",
1799 "1798": "$yiffer gives $target a naughty show of doing the Can Can while commando, letting his massive cock bounce in time with the music\n",
1800 "1799": "$yiffer puts his muzzle against $target's needy tailhole, pausing for a moment so $target can feel his hot breath there..",
1801 "1800": "$yiffer attempts to spice up his and $target's sex life by putting salt on his tailhole and pressing a live clam up to it, goading it into licking\n",
1802 "1801": "$yiffer propositions $target out of the blue after doing manual labor together all day, and ends up in a musky mutual rimjob with him hours later\n",
1803 "1802": "$yiffer takes off his clothes and starts jerking it in public on a dare, giving $target an unfortunate sudden facial surprise as they turn the corner while walking with $random\n",
1804 "1803": "$yiffer contemplates simulating a cold rimjob by putting a handful of slugs and snails on his puffy, sensitive, well-used anus\n",
1805 "1804": "$yiffer huffs $target's musky musky dong like he's huffing the best blunt of all time\n",
1806 "1805": "$yiffer and $target go in the back alley and huff a marijuana blunt together\n",
1807 "1806": "$yiffer decides to finally write his book, The Smoking Cum",
1808 "1807": "$yiffer circles his tongue around $target's hot rim, savoring the tasteful brown substance left there after being used",
1809 "1808": "http://puu.sh/swpZE/abc0ea8729.jpg\n",
1810 "1809": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/222831480328421376/252581796561158144/IMG_6107.JPG\n",
1811 "1810": "https://68.media.tumblr.com/120e6ca0bb8b3d32368a4abe032af262/tumblr_inline_mox0seZwBX1qz4rgp.jpg\n",
1812 "1811": "http://0vress0.tumblr.com/\n",
1813 "1812": "lucaspsi.tumblr.com\n",
1814 "1813": "*Raichu crushes $target 's head with his thighs*\n",
1815 "1814": "hey $random you should draw 10000x pictures of $target 's feet right now\n",
1816 "1815": "$yiffer beats $target with a willow branch irl\n",
1817 "1816": "Hey $target thank you for continuing to exist and being a part of my life\n",
1818 "1817": "NO U $target\n",
1819 "1818": "$target is good at algebra; They can replace your X and you wouldn't need to figure our Y.\n",
1820 "1819": "does $target live on a chicken farm? Because he sure knows how to raise a cock~\n",
1821 "1820": "$yiffer cooked $target breakfast in bed",
1822 "1821": "$yiffer cooked $target sahur in bed",
1823 "1822": "Albert Einsteine cooked up a pretty mean math formula and gave it to $target to solve",
1824 "1823": "$target should really be studying math for his finals but he is playing Pokemon instead\n",
1825 "1824": "$target thinks Mothra is a dork\n",
1826 "1825": "$target ate three heroins and became a furry\n",
1827 "1826": "$target never uses more than three words in an RP reply",
1828 "1827": "$yiffer stared at $target knowing with certainty he was falling in love",
1829 "1828": "$yiffer says to $target \"I\u2019m in love with you, and I\u2019m not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things",
1830 "1829": "$yiffer notices that $target is being weirdly poetic and so worriedly asks 'are you alright dear?'\n",
1831 "1830": "If $target were a vegetable hed be a cute-cumber\n",
1832 "1831": "Hey $target are you the barrel of a shotgun because I want you in my mouth\n",
1833 "1832": "$yiffer wants $target to not post yiffs referencing suicide k thx\n",
1834 "1833": "$target is the last thought in $yiffer mind before they drift off to sleep and the first thought when they wake up each morning.\n",
1835 "1834": "If your social security number was how much money you had",
1836 "1835": "$target quitly takes sip from his sippy cup while his parents, $yiffer and $random , argue about getting a divorce\n",
1837 "1836": "https://inequalitybyinteriordesign.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/berenstain-bears-no-girls-allowed.jpg\n",
1838 "1837": "$target is my friend and love them a lot\n",
1839 "1838": "$yiffer pins $target to the bed and going really slow, starts to rape them",
1840 "1839": "$yiffer smacks $target with the word of the lord\n",
1841 "1840": "http://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s480x480/e35/14553170_123589674786829_6850135080891842560_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTM4MjE5OTE1NzY1NzI3MDc3Ng%3D%3D.2\n",
1842 "1841": "https://68.media.tumblr.com/09399dde6b561d28930d9763e818847e/tumblr_nagne4ZPkO1tjz38ko1_540.jpg\n",
1843 "1842": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UPlqbBGu7k\n",
1844 "1843": "$yiffer kicks $target in the face, *erotically*\n",
1845 "1844": "$target puts $yiffer's midriff in a hydraulic press for like half a second\n",
1846 "1845": "$yiffer cooks a steak marinated in a sauce made with $target's semen, then serves it to $target and $random\n",
1847 "1846": "STOP TRICKING ME INTO THINKING THERE'S ACTUALLY SOMETHING SUBSTANTIAL BEING POSTED YOU CHUCKLEFUCKS\n",
1848 "1847": "$yiffer _spanks_ $target",
1849 "1848": ".yiffer is now the proud owner of a dandruff pillow\n",
1850 "1849": "https://puu.sh/sCMdG/6dd03b6977.png\n",
1851 "1850": "$yiffer holds terriermon close and vows to never let him go\n",
1852 "1851": ".shop sell Kalan115 cummies.shop sell Kalan115 cummies.shop sell Kalan115 cummies.shop sell Kalan115 cummies.shop sell Kalan115 cummies.shop sell Kalan115 cummies.shop sell Kalan115 cummies.shop sell Kalan115 cummies.shop sell Kalan115 cummies.shop sell Kalan115 cummies.shop sell Kalan115 cummies.shop sell Kalan115 cummies.shop sell Kalan115 cummies.shop sell Kalan115 cummies.shop sell Kalan115 cummies.shop sell Kalan115 cummies.shop sell Kalan115 cummies.shop sell Kalan115 cummies.shop sell Kalan115 cummies.shop sell Kalan115 cummies.shop sell Kalan115 cummies.shop sell Kalan115 cummies.shop sell Kalan115 cummies.shop sell Kalan115 cummies.shop sell Kalan115 cummies.shop sell Kalan115 cummies.shop sell Kalan115 cummies\n",
1853 "1852": "$target wakes up in the morning to find godzilla making them a plate of nice and fluffy pancakes\n",
1854 "1853": "Godzilla crushes $target's head with his thighs\n",
1855 "1854": "$target is having a rough day",
1856 "1855": "\u25d6\u2686\u1d25\u2686\u25d7\n",
1857 "1856": "sorry $target ive met someone much more interesting than you bye\n",
1858 "1857": "$random just is really turned on by having great conversations with their friends!\n",
1859 "1858": "Upon feeling a new tool stroke across his left sole, $target became much more unsteady",
1860 "1859": "The sound of leather on flesh is wonderful, particularly when it slowly increases in volume and is joined by the sound of $target 's moans and whimpers as they feel the real smacks begin to make contact",
1861 "1860": "$yiffer goofs up $target so hard they're all like \"YAAAAAAAHOOHOOHOOOOEY\"\n",
1862 "1861": "$target sexually identifies as Asriel Dreemurr\n",
1863 "1862": "Nothing short of what makes a Furret, Nyachi is yet another one of them",
1864 "1863": "$target dies, comes back to life as a skeleton, and bones $yiffer\n",
1865 "1864": "$yiffer glances behind and in front of him, gazing at $target with a soft, brave smile",
1866 "1865": "$yiffer takes $target to his bedroom to show him his favoritr \"play,\" _A Midsummer Night's Ream_\n",
1867 "1866": "$yiffer pads his paws all over $target\n",
1868 "1867": "Special Chance! Send $yiffer pictures of your dick for a rating!\n",
1869 "1868": "It was a dark and yiffy night; the semen fell in torrents \u2014 except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of cum which swept up the streets (for it is in $channel that our scene lies), rattling along the bedspreads, and fiercely agitating the scanty fur of the yiffers that snuggled against the darkness.\n",
1870 "1869": "$yiffer appeases $target with Rule 34 pictures of their favorite video game character\n",
1871 "1870": "$yiffer outs $target as a member of the Cummunist Party\n",
1872 "1871": "$yiffer spritzes $target in the face with a water bottle\n",
1873 "1872": "$yiffer verbally abuses $target because they don't understand how to express affection\n",
1874 "1873": "$yiffer erotically recites the entire History of Japan video for $target, who instantly faints from blood loss due to a sudden massive erection\n",
1875 "1874": "Two users, both alike in dignity / In fair $channel where we lay our scene // From ancient MUCKs break to new eRP / Where erection's blood makes naughty hands unclean.\n",
1876 "1875": "$yiffer does $target\n",
1877 "1876": "$target begins ovulating under the sheer masculinity of $yiffer's gaze\n",
1878 "1877": "As $yiffer crushes a whole watermelon between their thighs, $target reconsiders propositioning them for oral sex\n",
1879 "1878": "Late for their date with $yiffer, $target hastily grabs what they think is a recently-purchased wine bottle on the way out the door, not realizing they'd actually grabbed their jumbo lube canister\n",
1880 "1879": "The story of $yiffer and $target's epic romance begins in jail, where they meet after both are charged with indecent exposure at roughly the same time\n",
1881 "1880": "$target confesses to Pastor $yiffer that they have a crush on Jesus Christ and have to sit in the back row to hide their boner during sermons\n",
1882 "1881": "$yiffer receives his third ruting from $target's tireless red rocket",
1883 "1882": "$yiffer mispells something and $target spells it right for them by grabbing their hand and guiding them with it",
1884 "1883": "$yiffer fucks $target so hard that $target's orgasm doesn't stop for the rest of their life, nor even after their death; $target is interred underneath the public square, and a majestic fountain is built atop their dick, to adorn the city forevermore\n",
1885 "1884": "$yiffer deduces with his tongue that $target had lasagna several hours ago\n",
1886 "1885": "While trying to make a space-alien Halloween costume for $target, $yiffer realizes they're out of pipe cleaners for antennae, and uses two sounding rods instead\n",
1887 "1886": "$yiffer opens BMP images of $target in WordPad and then saves them again to make the pictures look all fucked up",
1888 "1887": "$yiffer engages in selfcest to the tune of We Are Number One\n",
1889 "1888": "\"So, slave, Master $yiffer has someone for you to meet...\" $target writhes in their chains: \"But you said you wouldn't bring any friends over!\" $yiffer smiles cruelly, tugging on a leash and leading a huge intact wolfhound through the door into the bedroom",
1890 "1889": "$yiffer and $target bond over their shared love of cub porn\n",
1891 "1890": "$yiffer uses the power of his Gum-Gum Fruit and uses his latest move: Gum-Gum PISTOL WHIP\n",
1892 "1891": "$target is convicted of many foul crimes, but their sentence of public execution is commuted to a public sexecution, wherein $yiffer ruts them into unconsciousness in front of a live audience\n",
1893 "1892": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dmUxotJinQ\n",
1894 "1893": "$yiffer and $target bond over their mutual hatred of gay people, but their whole world changes as they slowly realize they're in love\n",
1895 "1894": "$yiffer gets under $target's desk and does things that distract him from his homework",
1896 "1895": "As $yiffer's crotch gets ground with $target's heel, he asks $target to use his other foot to stand elsewhere on his body",
1897 "1896": "After the two Trainers wake up, $target makes $yiffer breakfast by fucking $yiffer's prize Typhlosion in the ass as hard as possible while frying bacon on its excited burners\n",
1898 "1897": "One morning, when $target woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a horrible vermin",
1899 "1898": "(cont",
1900 "1899": "(cont",
1901 "1900": "$yiffer's comedic interest in hilting $target grew exponentially after he found out hitting his prostate made him honk like a goose\n",
1902 "1901": "After an hour of rough sex and a few reapplications of lube, $yiffer is finally able to pop their fat knot into $target's ass, tying the two together firmly and driving $target to a messy, prolonged hands-free orgasm all over the sheets\n",
1903 "1902": "$yiffer and $target play some strip poker with the others at a slumber party, but $target quickly loses all their clothes and has to start gambling sexual favors just to keep playing with the other partygoers\n",
1904 "1903": "$yiffer educates $target on how the skeletal remains of _emiliania huxleyi,_ a species of coccolithophore (and one of the most dominant on the planet) that is covered in approximately thirty calcite coccolith discs, is responsible for the whiteness in the oceans that can be viewed from satellite and the famous whiteness of the White Cliffs of Dover, and says that if he wants he can make his face just as white with his massive and pulsating cock\n",
1905 "1904": "$yiffer fucks $target while the 1812 Overture plays in the background, making $target cum every time the cannons fire\n",
1906 "1905": "$yiffer comes into $target's apartment intending to ask for help moving furniture, but finds $target alone in the apartment, dressed in a full maid uniform, daintily dusting off furniture",
1907 "1906": "$yiffer hangs an American flag from $target's Prince Albert piercing and recites the Pledge of Allegiance to it\n",
1908 "1907": "$yiffer hangs an American flag from $target's nipple rings and recites the Pledge of Allegiance to it\n",
1909 "1908": "$yiffer hangs a Union Jack from $target's foreskin and sings God Save the Queen to it\n",
1910 "1909": "Comrade $yiffer liberates Comrade $target's proletariat with his hammer and sickle, _if you know what I mean_\n",
1911 "1910": "$yiffer makes out with $target in the Chili's parking lot after a delicious meal of hot wings\n",
1912 "1911": "$yiffer and $target get handsy in the back of the car, careful not to make their mother suspicious as they drive to the hotel where the family reunion is going to be",
1913 "1912": "$yiffer saunters into the bedroom, carrying a bowl of chewy candy in one hand and a long string of increasingly large anal beads in the other, and sets the bowl just out of arm's reach of $target, who hungrily strains against their tied-up leash",
1914 "1913": "$target wears their collar all day, just like they were told to, just like a good pet",
1915 "1914": "After a long date at the park, $yiffer and $target find themselves sitting in a car of the Ferris wheel as it gradually ascends",
1916 "1915": "One evening, while receiving tutoring from $yiffer, $target begins stammering about having something very important to say, about _really liking_ something..",
1917 "1916": "At dinner with the family, $target accidentally drops some food on the crotch of their pants",
1918 "1917": "$yiffer tries for the umpteenth time to ask $target out on a date but gets caught up in fantasizing, and accidentally says the words he imagines $target would say to him in his naughtiest fantasy right to his crush's face",
1919 "1918": "After a pleasant day at horse-riding lessons, $yiffer has an idea and goes to buy a special saddle for their pet $target so they can show off their new skill!\n",
1920 "1919": "$target isn't gay",
1921 "1920": "$yiffer never understood much about his kid's way of life - the music, the hair, the clothes..",
1922 "1921": "$yiffer and $target are getting intimate, when $yiffer spontaneously decides to try massaging the pads of $target's paws",
1923 "1922": "$yiffer was brought to the edge by $target's foot, who slowed his movements enough so that they couldn't cum",
1924 "1923": "$yiffer, the recently appointed CFO of a major manufacturing company, is invited to attend a backroom party with other executives and high rollers",
1925 "1924": "$random should really poke $target feetpaws\n",
1926 "1925": 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1927 "1926": "$target writes some dark fetish porn of his favourite character and regrets every life choice he has ever made after he has finished his wank\n",
1928 "1927": "$random gets dominated by the Pillsbury Doughboy\n",
1929 "1928": "Everyone wonders about what's in Mothra's pants only to be shocked when when they're finally pulled down",
1930 "1929": "$target \u0e01\u0e47\u0e47\u0e47\u0e47\u0e47\u0e47\u0e47\u0e47\u0e47\u0e47\u0e47\u0e47\u0e47\u0295\u2022\u0361\u1d25\u2022\u0294 \u0e01\u0e49\u0e49\u0e49\u0e49\u0e49\u0e49\u0e49\u0e49\u0e49\u0e49\u0e49\n",
1931 "1930": "While cosplaying as Shulk at the convention, $yiffer gropes $target in the artist alley while shouting \"I'M REALLY FEELING IT\"\n",
1932 "1931": "$yiffer and $target double-team Nate, then post pictures of it to 8ch/furry/\n",
1933 "1932": "$yiffer donates trillions of dollars to materials science and teledildonics research in order to develop a functional replica of $target's penis\n",
1934 "1933": "$yiffer insists on climbing the ladder second, so that they can secretly gaze up at $target's nethers\n",
1935 "1934": "Shortly before climax, $yiffer achieves a new level of spiritual enlightenment and realizes that orgasm is a mortal pleasure, no longer necessary for fulfillment",
1936 "1935": "$yiffer and $target make plans for tonight by appending \"in bed\" to their fortune-cookie fortunes\n",
1937 "1936": "$yiffer and $target play a variant of Russian Roulette involving a dildo launcher\n",
1938 "1937": "$yiffer and $target get up to some shenanigans\n",
1939 "1938": "$yiffer inseminates $target through their urethra\n",
1940 "1939": "$yiffer impregnates $target through their nipples, with their micropenis\n",
1941 "1940": "$yiffer sneaks up behind $target and squeezes their soft, milky tits\n",
1942 "1941": "$yiffer finds a replacement for raw umber in his paint color set after fisting $target for a while\n",
1943 "1942": "$yiffer grabs and passionately makes out with $target, to the shock of the other members of the jury",
1944 "1943": "$yiffer gives $target some after-school tutoring, right in the butt\n",
1945 "1944": "$target recreates John Travolta's famous dancing from Saturday Night Fever, in such a sensual display that everyone in $channel orgasms simultaneously\n",
1946 "1945": "http://i.imgur.com/x6N0mMQ.png\n",
1947 "1946": "$target manages to complete his Broadway masterpiece parody, titled _Merrily We Yiff Along,_ starring $yiffer as the big finisher of all the big numbers",
1948 "1947": "$yiffer tickles $target's glans with their toes\n",
1949 "1948": "$yiffer gives $target a chocolatey parf-fait for dessert on their first date\n",
1950 "1949": "$yiffer ruffles $target's belly fluff and tells him he's his favorite little naughty boy, oh yes he is, oh yes he is",
1951 "1950": "$yiffer tickles $target's naughty bits with his butt-tuft\n",
1952 "1951": "$yiffer smacks $target's ass so hard the police arrest them thinking there was gunfire\n",
1953 "1952": "$yiffer indulges $target in his secret fetish and paddles his balls like he's the world Ping Pong champion\n",
1954 "1953": "$yiffer assists $target in perving on innocent young cubs\n",
1955 "1954": "$yiffer and $target start making out in the movie theater, which would be fine if it weren't a showing of Finding Nemo with kids on either side of them\n",
1956 "1955": "$yiffer and $target go to the graveyard to make out and get frisky, but the ghost of $random pops out of a nearby grave and rapes them\n",
1957 "1956": "$yiffer seduces $target's favorite video game character, while $target enviously watches\n",
1958 "1957": "$yiffer and $target are having a great time doing Asriel Dreemurr eRP until a bunch of skeletonfuckers come in the room and spam ectoboner skelecest shit all over the chat\n",
1959 "1958": "$yiffer puts his penis inside $target's penis\n",
1960 "1959": "$yiffer gets so hard that only his pet rock could possibly handle how hard he is, and lovingly seduces it, and they make love long into the night.\n",
1961 "1960": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/196221314971729920/256665935685877760/unknown.png\n",
1962 "1961": "Hey @everyone, $yiffer secretly thinks $target is super cute\n",
1963 "1962": "$yiffer adds a bunch of weighted BDSM body clamps to $target's sensitive areas and says they can only remove them by dancing erotically until they fall off\n",
1964 "1963": "$yiffer and $target joust with large sounding rods in their dicks until one pushes the other's all the way in, causing intense pain and humiliation from losing\n",
1965 "1964": "$yiffer fists $target's nostril\n",
1966 "1965": "$yiffer puts a tutu on $target, who was naked, until the tutu was put on him, and then $yiffer tells $target to do ballet but like, with a boner, so it's hot, but like also very artsy",
1967 "1966": "$yiffer is cursed by the parf monster, and will be followed by shit yiffs for all of eternity\n",
1968 "1967": "$yiffer wakes up early while in bed with $target after a long night of love making for the first time, and cuddles with him, nuzzling against his soft chest fur as he snores gently",
1969 "1968": "$yiffer activates his bankai and summons a giant penis or something I don't watch Bleach",
1970 "1969": "$yiffer sacrifices several penises of lesser strength in order to summon Blue-Eyes White Penis and attack $target's yiff points directly\n",
1971 "1970": "$yiffer has $target eat his essence and teaches him how to clench his asshole tight and scream from the bottom of his lungs, except he isn't All Might and nobody has Quirks",
1972 "1971": "$yiffer has $target shove an oversized buttplug into his ass, hook it up to a car, and drive off into the sunset\n",
1973 "1972": "$yiffer watches as $target lets himself get fucked mercilessly and subjected to increasingly exotic fetishes on live cam by dozens of guys, all for $yiffer's personal entertainment\n",
1974 "1973": "$yiffer mercilessly jiggles $target's fat tummy\n",
1975 "1974": "$yiffer and $target invent a style of lewd song wrestling in which they assume a 69 position and try to stuff their dick into their opponent's mouth as they belt out Broadway tunes and the latest and greatest hits, making them lose points\n",
1976 "1975": "$yiffer somehow finds himself in Frisk's place in Undertale, and uses the opportunity to tell Flowey in disturbing detail how he'll help him get all the souls in the Undergrund if he lets him become his sex toy to ravage whenever he pleases after he becomes the absolute GOD of Hyperdeath",
1977 "1976": "$yiffer plunders $target's booty with his massive, engored, pulsating, ultra-big-huge, giant, green, snorfling, gagigabending, smahoodalillyalling, grecrotch-snizgler\n",
1978 "1977": "$target gets voluntowed by Professor $yiffer and is then stripped in front of the class so his body can be used to teach sex ed in an incredibly invasive hands on manner",
1979 "1978": "$target buys tickets to E3 thinking it's an Ed Edd n Eddy convention\n",
1980 "1979": "$yiffer blows raspberries all over $target's sensitive genitals",
1981 "1980": "hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol\u2026as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me\u2026 im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl \ud83d\ude03 like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol\u2026neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again hehe\u2026toodles!!!!! love and waffles, t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m\n",
1982 "1981": "$target eats sand to prevent cancer\n",
1983 "1982": "$yiffer and $target go to $yiffer 's house to make out and get frisky, but the ghost of $random pops out of a nearby easel and rapes them\n",
1984 "1983": "$yiffer takes one of $target's many hands in his and looks longingly into their eyes, communicating a deep meaning that is so much more than just words\n",
1985 "1984": "$yiffer goes to Muffet's bakery and asks for the arachnosinnamon-bun special, and is led to the back room for some quality customer service\n",
1986 "1985": "And then..",
1987 "1986": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/196221314971729920/256696331500912642/unknown.png\n",
1988 "1987": "http://puu.sh/sJmum/92ea146c43.png\n",
1989 "1988": "KUP TERAZ!\n",
1990 "1989": "$yiffer slaps $target's bubblebutt and whistles at her\n",
1991 "1990": "$yiffer dresses $target up in lingerie and parades him around in the park\n",
1992 "1991": "http://25.media.tumblr.com/3bf2f4903b944f6b3bb1f5d7c6789fd9/tumblr_mrcaqaUCRp1rtgqvto4_1280.png http://25.media.tumblr.com/3bf2f4903b944f6b3bb1f5d7c6789fd9/tumblr_mrcaqaUCRp1rtgqvto4_1280.png\n",
1993 "1992": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHz0PiE8lkI\n",
1994 "1993": "$yiffer leads $target to his bedroom and locks the door behind them",
1995 "1994": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38nfPs-jkgw\n",
1996 "1995": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9thID0GLpw\n",
1997 "1996": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoeEb5gIPhI\n",
1998 "1997": "My name is $target and I would gladly lick a wolf boy's footpaws\n",
1999 "1998": "http://puu.sh/sKdMx/18bf30555b.png you've been visited by the pedantic shitter post https://yiff.party in 5 channels or shitters will overrun your server.\n",
2000 "1999": "https://puu.sh/sKf5j/5bb7fa1da4.jpg\n",
2001 "2000": "$yiffer is brought to the Parf-enon for some yiffings, much to their chagrin\n",
2002 "2001": "$yiffer asks $target if he wants to play the Q-tip game",
2003 "2002": "$yiffer whispers sweet nothings into $target's ear\n",
2004 "2003": "$yiffer's penis is verbally abused by $target's tongue\n",
2005 "2004": "https://soundcloud.com/dreux-ferrano-jr/dont-touch-my-dick\n",
2006 "2005": "Panel de Pon is not a Yoshi game, NOE\n",
2007 "2006": "There'll be no more darkness when you believe in yourself",
2008 "2007": "https://i.gyazo.com/e9b7c8c657174a479911d15c8acb8319.png\n",
2009 "2008": "\ud83d\udc41 \ud83d\udc44 \ud83d\udc41\n",
2010 "2009": "Everyone in this group are $target's friends and he loves them all very much\n",
2011 "2010": "$yiffer wonders how ba-a-a-ad can $target be, 'cuz everything comes just so naturally\n",
2012 "2011": "https://static1.e621.net/data/17/b6/17b6c7ed7d978f234f3b6c40f6c7e5d5.gif\n",
2013 "2012": "$target accidentally finds out $yiffer's secret fetish involving dismantling Ikea furniture the hard way\n",
2014 "2013": "I love you You love me, We're a happy family, With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you., Won't you say you love me too, I love you You love me, We're best friends like friends should be, With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you., Won't you say you love me too, I love you You love me, We're a happy family, With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you., Won't you say you love me too, I love you You love me, We're best friends like friends should be, With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you., Won't you say you love me too\n",
2015 "2014": "$target has been spotted wearing a festive hat! Now until Dec",
2016 "2015": "$yiffer sprays $target in the face with water, **Bad!**\n",
2017 "2016": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/236283837573758976/258158504064319488/OUO.png\n",
2018 "2017": "we get it you vulp\n",
2019 "2018": "$yiffer yoffs $target\n",
2020 "2019": "$target walks in on $yiffer singing \"Ass ass squiddies squiddies ass and squiddies\" to themselves while playing Splatoon",
2021 "2020": "$target secretly creates a Splatoon nude mod for $yiffer, but soon word leaks to /r/splatoon and $yiffer and $target are ousted from the community\n",
2022 "2021": "Why do stars fall down from the sky / Every time $target walks by? / Just like $yiffer / They want to be / All up on that ass grinding like a skateboard\n",
2023 "2022": "$yiffer and $target play the penis game",
2024 "2023": "$yiffer Dicks and Doms $target in Da Bungalow\n",
2025 "2024": "$yiffer tells $target to repeat a tongue twister and they say it back with cat puns added in\n",
2026 "2025": "$yiffer just straight-up sits on $target's face\n",
2027 "2026": "$yiffer astounds $target by pulling large anal beads from his ass like it was an infinite neckerchief at a magic show",
2028 "2027": "$yiffer plays a game with $target where they see who can push out all their oversized anal beads first\n",
2029 "2028": "$yiffer and $target play a fierce game of anal bead tug-of-war\n",
2030 "2029": "$yiffer shrinks down and uses $target's extremely poofy cauliflower anus as a trampoline\n",
2031 "2030": "$yiffer pets behind $target's ears\n",
2032 "2031": "$yiffer goes down on $target's dongaling like an overconfident bad singer goes down on the microphone on American Idol\n",
2033 "2032": "$yiffer gets extremely wasted at a party and dubs $target \"FARTOLOMEO, GREAT PARFER OF ALL SEVEN SEAS\" after he accidentally rips a big one\n",
2034 "2033": "$yiffer practices his vibrato singing while giving #target a blowjob\n",
2035 "2034": "$target lets $yiffer use them as his guro toy\n",
2036 "2035": "\"WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME, MR",
2037 "2036": "$yiffer introduces $target to the wonders of the world of the fetish that is CMNM\n",
2038 "2037": "$yiffer dares $target to meme all over him\n",
2039 "2038": "Now then I must--ARRAHH! ARRaHHH!\n",
2040 "2039": "$target is a fucking horrible human being for advocating GENITAL MUTILATION, and 99 percent of Americans who advocate mutilating penises are fucking brainwashed morons",
2041 "2040": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsvnQc12S9Y\n",
2042 "2041": "HERE CUMS A NUDE CHALLENGER\n",
2043 "2042": "$target Remember when you were dumb, You worshipped Barney like a chud",
2044 "2043": "$yiffer and $target share a really long lollipop, except with their butts, and the lollipop isn't actually a lollipop, but a dildo",
2045 "2044": "https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzlXFhUXUAQi44y.jpg\n",
2046 "2045": "https://static1.e621.net/data/db/83/db83949037637a5337146354d44b6765.jpg\n",
2047 "2046": "$yiffer makes $target cummed due to masturbate\n",
2048 "2047": "$yiffer gives the gift of beautiful feet to $target this Christmas\n",
2049 "2048": "$target lets $yiffer sit on his shoulders while they ride the bus together\n",
2050 "2049": "brionne was having bad cramps all day, it was really hard for her to do anything, as a self conscious woman she couldn't let the other Pokemon hear her farts, but on accident she let one slid through near popplio, who made a big deal out of it, he wiped the fart away from his face and kept saying comments about it, this made brionne upset so she pushed popplio to the ground, lifted her dress, and let out the biggest wettest shit she could muster all over him, a lot of it was just liquid shit, he was pinned down from like the 3 pounds of rotten shit, he couldn't stop it from going into his mouth, it tasted like shit, the worse part was the smell though, it on top of the poop filling up in his mouth made it difficult to breath, it was pure wet diarrhea, popplio was in situation he can't get out of, but little did he know that he was the luckiest person in the world\n",
2051 "2050": "http://puu.sh/sRKsl/332a965688.png\n",
2052 "2051": "You're just a baby boy",
2053 "2052": "$yiffer brings $target to submission with a simple hypnotic trigger\n",
2054 "2053": "Good Doggy $target\n",
2055 "2054": "$target is literally sobbing right now on christmas",
2056 "2055": "Hi $target Hi minna nwn me gusta mucho mekko rarekko que pinte algunas partes del comic :D espero que les gusten tanto como a mi n.n\n",
2057 "2056": "https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/31/5f/e1/315fe1300e5af4ff571862a391de51d2.jpg\n",
2058 "2057": "paws\n",
2059 "2058": "$target becomes $yiffer 's new paw master\n",
2060 "2059": "$target sells cocaine and cocaine accessories\n",
2061 "2060": "$yiffer experiences the true meaning of Christmas!\n",
2062 "2061": "$yiffer engages with $target in naughty gay incest roleplay except they're actually brothers who are lewding together",
2063 "2062": "$yiffer and $target, wanting to change it up in the bedroom tonight, pretend they're _not_ related\n",
2064 "2063": "https://68.media.tumblr.com/af5e7ad03c93ae47d27fa536d753fdac/tumblr_oi3g4uAlFW1vmtuzoo1_540.jpg\n",
2065 "2064": "With a decisive gulp, $yiffer slips off $target's tongue and disappears into their gullet.\n",
2066 "2065": "$yiffer introduces $target to his favorite Naruto fancharacter, Bukkake\n",
2067 "2066": "https://puu.sh/sZC2S/7c93b91cab.gif\n",
2068 "2067": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/227253040749477889/262391186692505602/Capture.PNG\n",
2069 "2068": "$yiffer stuffs $target 's stocking\n",
2070 "2069": "$target ? Mate, we are the polis.\n",
2071 "2070": "http://i.imgur.com/t9iwpeo.png\n",
2072 "2071": ".\n",
2073 "2072": "$yiffer farts so hard while getting anal from $target that $target's penis ruptures and explodes, killing him instantly in the process\n",
2074 "2073": "$yiffer is honored to have $target let him test how soft his toebeans are with every inch of his body\n",
2075 "2074": "$yiffer asks $target to change the desktop wallpaper on their second screen to a nice wholesome family photo.\n",
2076 "2075": "$target is talked into doing a spitroast with Agumon and Gabumon",
2077 "2076": "Sasuke shoved his hands into Naruto's pants and grinned when the blond whimpered from his touch",
2078 "2077": "https://68.media.tumblr.com/732ba3314301d5e92c2c2f74366ad96b/tumblr_oiyrjzsnFP1vb46leo1_400.gif\n",
2079 "2078": "yall mind if I https://68.media.tumblr.com/a883719871dd41326290fd7d9f42250a/tumblr_inline_oiz3ouC2Rz1u6fkkg_500.gif\n",
2080 "2079": "don't you hate having a large cylinder that phases through your body when you are trying to sleep but then you wake up and it was still inside you so now it is fused to you and you can not remove it because it is part of you now\n",
2081 "2080": "$yiffer is suddenly afflicted with the Curse of thr Cummie's Tomb and becomes almost suffocatingly wrapped up in old and well-used cum rags",
2082 "2081": "$yiffer slips on some water while using a squat toilet after holding it in for way too long, resulting in an unfortunate hot muddy jetstream all over $target after they opened to door to check on $yiffer after they heard the scream after they fell\n",
2083 "2082": "$yiffer modifies the toilet to also work as a bidet when flushing, and $target finds out the hard way why that is not a good idea\n",
2084 "2083": "$yiffer uses his newfound powers of having a 169cm penis to become the next Indiana Jones porn parody pornstar\n",
2085 "2084": "$yiffer, $target, and $yiffer's clone have a threesome in a Zero G room, for science!\n",
2086 "2085": "$yiffer writes a Flat Stanley fanfiction where Stanley finds out the hard way that sinning with his hand causes awful awful paper cuts in all the worst places\n",
2087 "2086": "$yiffer and $target eRP Neon Genesis Evangelion so hard that they cause the Fifth, Sixth, and Eighth Impacts\n",
2088 "2087": "https://images.discordapp.net/.eJwFwVEOgyAMANC7cAAqFHD1NgQJmikltGYfy-6-977mmZfZzKE6ZAPYTyk8dyvKM7dqG3O7ah6n2MI3ZNVcjrt2FXALvlZCDGtK6F1KAXyKfvGEMRBSdIEInv7u_Ol29GZ-fwg-Iuo.P_4H6NHFaYEfjpNr42w1s_UtN3o\n",
2089 "2088": "$target wishes there was a way to delete that last yiff\n",
2090 "2089": "$yiffer pulls $target around with a leash wrapped around the shaft below his head, but not the shaft of the neck variety",
2091 "2090": "$yiffer asks $target if they think some people buy character fruit snacks to act out vore fantasies while he eats some",
2092 "2091": "$yiffer and $random see $target sitting in a flower pot in a flower suit, who then asks them to water him, with their peeee\n",
2093 "2092": "$target launches a kidney stone from his gorgeous erection like a railgun, killing $yiffer instantly\n",
2094 "2093": "$yiffer helps $target act out his macro vore fantasy by drawing a smiley face on his penis and having $target give him a blowjob while he talks in a tiny falsetto voice\n",
2095 "2094": "$yiffer sticks an extremely powerful yet tiny speaker in his ass and turns bass and volume to max",
2096 "2095": "$yiffer's stripper gimmick of adding glowing lights to his dick went really well until he smelled barbecue and felt and the awful awful pain of regret\n",
2097 "2096": "$yiffer has lots of fun listening to lewd incestuous drama CDs until they notice their headphones weren't plugged in and their whole family was watching from the door\n",
2098 "2097": "http://puu.sh/t9lL2/ac9043fa95.jpg\n",
2099 "2098": "$yiffer uses incredibly massive penis to destroy the competition in baseball!\n",
2100 "2099": "$yiffer sticks his feet through a present box and tells $target to have a very merry Sniffmas",
2101 "2100": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/255094172560785409/265721175533944842/Screenshot_2017-01-03-14-00-32_com.discord_1483423249018.jpg\n",
2102 "2101": "https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C1Mt21VVEAAEDGo.jpg\n",
2103 "2102": "$target Try actually being a man and stand up to me what are you little pussy you what you are your just a sad little kid or man who has no friends and likes to annoy people on omegle I bet you can't even get a girlfriend with your tiny little dick now if you want me to stop you better text back and get off of omegle\n",
2104 "2103": "$yiffer and $target have an intimate and romantic bath together\n",
2105 "2104": "$yiffer and $target steal from each other in a give and take relationship, until one notices that one steals more than the other, causing a rift of theft between them\n",
2106 "2105": "$yiffer asks $target if he wants to make out \"but like in a naughty way\" and when $target agrees $yiffer swiftly pulls down $target's shorts and tongues deep into his asshole\n",
2107 "2106": "$yiffer slides up to $target while he plays videogames on the couch and casually moves them into a position where he can give him a rimjob",
2108 "2107": "$yiffer and $target play darts except instead of a dartboard it's one of them bending over and stretching themselves open and instead of darts it's tiny, miniature, multi-colored dildos\n",
2109 "2108": "$yiffer suddenly subjects $random to a long and unfortunately descriptive yiff of the naughtiest caliber, resulting in unwanted boners and awkward silences for all\n",
2110 "2109": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/103879334766321664/267818262320906240/unknown.png\n",
2111 "2110": "$target I now have your IP address",
2112 "2111": "$yiffer spices it up in the bedroom by adding burps to blowjobs\n",
2113 "2112": "$yiffer and $target try doing some karaoke for their date, except instead of microphones they use each other's dicks and they're naked but there's still singing but also they're sucking each other off\n",
2114 "2113": "$yiffer gets a massive erection while watching some guy in a robot outfit scream \"DOMO ARIGATO FISTO ROBOTO\" at the elderly\n",
2115 "2114": "$random goes trick-or-treating as a walking sign of offensive imagery\n",
2116 "2115": "$yiffer and $target play a wholesome game of Super Smash Brothers for the Wii U...to determine who's on top\n",
2117 "2116": "$yiffer spends their day on some message board complaining about how Nintendo never does anything with Lip anymore.\n",
2118 "2117": "$yiffer asks $target to play the timpani in the school orchestra, encouraging him to use his massive penis to make the loudest sounds\n",
2119 "2118": "$yiffer wonders if he went too far with the sexy Naruto roleplay with $target after being handed \"kunai\" (dildos) and painting targets on each others' butts\n",
2120 "2119": "'but OP I must purge the furfags,\" said $target, in all caps",
2121 "2120": "*knocks on large, vault-like door, wind is howling and a heavy snow is falling* Hello? Is anyone home? May I come in please? Its really cold out here! I don't know how much longer we can last out here! Please!\n",
2122 "2121": "Thank you! I don't know how much longer I would have lasted out there! *Reveals to be a short grey alien",
2123 "2122": "When he come in ya mouf _(\u00b4\u0f40`\u300d \u2220)_\n",
2124 "2123": "Le temps detruit tout\n",
2125 "2124": "USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS YIFF\n",
2126 "2125": "*** (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) ***\n",
2127 "2126": "$target wants Vladimir Putin to piss all over his face\n",
2128 "2127": "$yiffer, after a long day of work, comes back home to see $target waiting for them on bed with a jar of mayonaiise in one hand, and a dildo in the other.\n",
2129 "2128": "$yiffer pisses on $target's bunny suit.\n",
2130 "2129": "$yiffer pisses on $target 's tail.\n",
2131 "2130": "$yiffer polis $target's kerski.\n",
2132 "2131": "$yiffer smooshes his paws on $target 's face\n",
2133 "2132": "http://i.imgur.com/q3ghTnQ.jpg\n",
2134 "2133": "$target says \"Not that I have a watersports fetish, but...\"\n",
2135 "2134": "https://g.redditmedia.com/Y3T9GFAcfDXjaLYLvgUoB0uvLhoewRgVi_bqk5Yujek.gif?s=d86567454e093ae192269921a9672b71\n",
2136 "2135": "$yiffer gives $target a piggyback ride after a virus makes him have debilitating stomache pains, and creams his pants when $target accidentally empties his bowels from the pain some time after, with hot and smelly shit running down his back\n",
2137 "2136": "$random's white hot cummies can't melt steel beams\n",
2138 "2137": "$yiffer opens up a business centered around his newly discovered fetish: origami dildos\n",
2139 "2138": "http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/cartoonfatness/images/b/b8/Guilmon_s_stomic_grows_by_esecutivewatcher-d9fkomy.gif/revision/latest?cb=20151106033926\n",
2140 "2139": "*$yiffer notices $target's buldge* OwO whats this?\n",
2141 "2140": "$yiffer gains speed for 12 hours and misaligns $target's QPUs.\n",
2142 "2141": "$yiffer wants to save the incest roleplays until after the first few cam sessions with $target\n",
2143 "2142": "$random pees all over $target 's bed.\n",
2144 "2143": "$target OK, I'm sorry for doing this, but I'm going to unfriend you",
2145 "2144": "$yiffer and $target hold hands and cuddle fully clothed by still rather intimately because they're best friends\n",
2146 "2145": "https://imgur.com/f9dEAD9.gif\n",
2147 "2146": "https://68.media.tumblr.com/58e2b381a3daee4bc246bc530fed1a80/tumblr_ojurj5DF8a1rsyvmao1_540.jpg\n",
2148 "2147": "https://puu.sh/trtW2/e6b2b6da4b.png\n",
2149 "2148": "$yiffer and $target team up to create a game controller where you use your tongue as a joystick, and the interface is a realistic and fully customizable asshole\n",
2150 "2149": "For $target's crimes against humanity, morality, and sexuality, $yiffer sends them to ultra prison for over eight million life sentences\n",
2151 "2150": "$target learns the hard way that semen is absolutely not a substitute for coffee creamer\n",
2152 "2151": "$yiffer gives $target a spoonful of his favorite cake and they snowball it for a while",
2153 "2152": "$yiffer finds out that sticking his electrodick into a virus-riddled USB port was the worst idea as he is slowly digitized and integrated into the virus' source code, but he can't help but love the feeling.\n",
2154 "2153": "$yiffer finds his nude body tingling as $target paints it for an \"art project\" and regrets his decision to help him after he gets pushed into a painting frame and gets gangbanged by all the other painted subjects trapped inside\n",
2155 "2154": "$yiffer completely ignored the warning label on his newly found DILDO OF CORRUPTION +2 which he got from a chest in the deepest, darkest, dankest room of the deepest, darkest, dankest dungeon and shoves it up his ass without bothering to use any lube",
2156 "2155": "$yiffer takes an automatic umbrella, pushes it up way up gis butt, and presses the \"Open\" button",
2157 "2156": "$yiffer waits for his VN husbando to come back from the hiatus war, only to despair when he never returns\n",
2158 "2157": "Oooh!! Lillie pee pee! Squeak squeak tinkle pretty pee pee ooh warm pisss footpaws pad and splish and smell of her pee pee while he spurts and warm golden tinkle flows down and smells up her pee paws OH and her anus puckers while her little cun twitch as her pee pee churns and bursts between her legs and the very tip of her urethra splishes and squirts and twitches with her warm bladder full of pee pee, she squishes her cun in desperation as her paws soaked with tinkle twitch and her balls pressed together and she aims her pee pee tinkle cun between her legs, making her thighs wet and stinky with warm hot tinkle pee as she rubs and splashes and her toes stink of wet pee fur ooohh tinkle pee pee soooo baaadd! She needs a diaper!! Diaper diapee pampee diap comforting pee pee diaper for him to tinkle in and rest her pee cun and press the slit against the soft insides of the warm diaper and squirt spurt warm yellow and twitch her cun inside OOhh anon! She needs a diapee diaper! Anon she needs a pamper pampee diaperrr!!!\n",
2159 "2158": "$target and the gang play a sensual game of Twister\n",
2160 "2159": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G8V00SkTvY\n",
2161 "2160": "The first time ever she saw $target, carried away, by a moonlight shadow~\n",
2162 "2161": "https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2zqgSjWQAAvasm.jpg\n",
2163 "2162": "https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2zqjy4XAAAL9po.jpg\n",
2164 "2163": "$yiffer confesses to his priest that he wants a Jinjo to wear him like a cocksleeve and parade him around on Christmas like a brightly lit Christmas tree\n",
2165 "2164": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdEFCp5wPG4&t=45s\n",
2166 "2165": ".steam $target\n",
2167 "2166": ".steal $target\n",
2168 "2167": "\ud83d\udc41 \ud83d\udc45 \ud83d\udc41\n",
2169 "2168": "$yiffer asks $target to slide a paper on his dick to cut his urethra wider\n",
2170 "2169": "$yiffer trains his ability to projectile ejaculate and becomes the best sharpshooter in the family\n",
2171 "2170": "Professor $target finds out that Devil's Snare can be used in all the right ways in sex dungeons\n",
2172 "2171": "$yiffer lets $target indulge in his specific fetish for roughly fingering his asshole past their limit in public while naked and being watched\n",
2173 "2172": "$yiffer and $target test the effects of using a fizzy bath bomb in one's rectum",
2174 "2173": "$yiffer puts their \ud83c\udf46 into $target's \ud83c\udf51 ..",
2175 "2174": "quintuples get\n",
2176 "2175": "http://puu.sh/tzjAy/eb92135450.png\n",
2177 "2176": "$target doies it\n",
2178 "2177": "$target doies it! It's him!\n",
2179 "2178": "$yiffer sticks a dildo so far up his ass he ends up with a crimson enema\n",
2180 "2179": "$yiffer and $target spend a lovely afternoon together having a tea party, when suddenly $target begins to quickly grow in size...!\n",
2181 "2180": "$yiffer asks $target to let him sit on their shoulder so they can both watch the stars together from way up high\n",
2182 "2181": "$target loves building brown bricks with Minecrap",
2183 "2182": "$yiffer and $target start goofing each other in the face",
2184 "2183": "$yiffer and $target roleplay the Sword of Damocles story, not realizing that a single horsehair won't actually hold up a full-weight sword for very long\n",
2185 "2184": "$yiffer shits so hard it breaks through the earth's crust and goes out through the other end, erupting from the ground and shredding $target up the middle in such a way that they die slowly, bloodily, and painfully\n",
2186 "2185": "http://68.media.tumblr.com/c86bd82c740901f1d3a3037ee9776e97/tumblr_inline_ok040zKxyf1qgu0oi_500.jpg\n",
2187 "2186": "$yiffer impresses $target by braiding his pubes with his tongue while giving him a blowjob",
2188 "2187": "It's the cursed Gauntlets of Horniness! Whosoever puts them on may not take them off until after having sex",
2189 "2188": "$yiffer binds $target and brings them to climax fifty times over the next two hours; when they're finally released, $target knows what it truly means to chafe\n",
2190 "2189": "When $yiffer pushes the button, every fursuiter at the con merges with their suit and turns into whatever character they were playing",
2191 "2190": "$yiffer and $target are playing erotic chess",
2192 "2191": "$yiffer and $target try playing erotic go, but find that it's pretty much exactly the same as regular go\n",
2193 "2192": "$target makes the mistake of wearing clothes on Opposite Day and is arrested for public indecency by a very nude Officer $yiffer\n",
2194 "2193": "$target commits erotic seppuku (takes a tanto and slices open their pants, letting their donger flop out)\n",
2195 "2194": "$yiffer catches $target using his toothbrush on his dick and makes him use his dick as a toothbrush\n",
2196 "2195": "$target gets very expensive body modification surgery to turn his penis into a tournament-legal Gamecube controller\n",
2197 "2196": "When Death comes for $target, they stake their life on a game of dick-sucking",
2198 "2197": "$target quickly learns not to have erotic dealings with an electric fence\n",
2199 "2198": "$target's skirt flips up Marilyn Monroe-style when they pass over an air vent",
2200 "2199": "$target prays to Saint $yiffer, patron saint of cummies, for good fortune on their date tonight\n",
2201 "2200": "$target wakes up one morning to find their bits have been replaced with a fully-functional VCR, preloaded with a VHS tape of Arnold Schwarzenegger's hit Christmas movie *Jingle All the Way*\n",
2202 "2201": "$target breaks several speed limit laws driving to the grocery store, desperately in need of paper towels\n",
2203 "2202": "$yiffer ships $target with $target",
2204 "2203": "$yiffer and $target are trying some casual foodplay",
2205 "2204": "$yiffer applies the concept of double-jumping to his penis\n",
2206 "2205": "$yiffer stores some \"flank steak\" in $target's \"freezer\", if you know what I mean",
2207 "2206": "$target erotically attends college\n",
2208 "2207": "$target gains possession of a magic item that can make real the objects depicted in pictures",
2209 "2208": "$target tells $yiffer's fortune with an erotic tarot deck",
2210 "2209": "$yiffer takes his priest's advice to add more Jesus to his life and uses a crucifix as a dildo\n",
2211 "2210": "$yiffer, a renowned horror author, has no idea how to feel when he's told that a majority of his fans are gore fetish enthusiasts\n",
2212 "2211": ".shop buy balls of steal\n",
2213 "2212": "e (Euler's Number) - Numberphile\n",
2214 "2213": "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\n",
2215 "2214": "\"Hocus pocus, mumbo jumbo, belt of magic set to _wumbo!\"_ said $yiffer, and $target shrunk down to a bitze-sized version of himself\n",
2216 "2215": "$yiffer has a great time visiting $target 's fabulous sweet shop\n",
2217 "2216": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/227253040749477889/274657425578131456/3.png\n",
2218 "2217": "$yiffer literally has thousands of gold worth of their own cum.\n",
2219 "2218": "$yiffer proves his badness to enter the Salty Spitoon by pouring the milk before the cereal and becomes excommunicated by every society in one go\n",
2220 "2219": "$yiffer the pirate has his way with $target x3\n",
2221 "2220": "The Bee Movie trailer but every time they say \"bee\" $yiffer bangs $target\n",
2222 "2221": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/255648115774849025/275096997696897024/FB_IMG_1485658078157.jpg\n",
2223 "2222": "After losing a bet, $target is forced by $yiffer to wear a chastity cage, and $yiffer puts it on him in a way that gets him hot and bothered, but unable to release because of the cage",
2224 "2223": "$yiffer mercilessly kinkshames $target",
2225 "2224": "While kinkshaming $target, $yiffer gets off on the fact that $target is getting off from being kinkshamed\n",
2226 "2225": "$random grows tired of $yiffer and $target's relentless meta-kinkshaming\n",
2227 "2226": "After a long night of arguing $yiffer and $random finally realize the one thing they both love most in the world is their child, $target",
2228 "2227": "$yiffer clamps down so hard on $target's dick while getting plowed he gives him a penectomy\n",
2229 "2228": "$random accepts his fate as a chastity boy in chastity\n",
2230 "2229": "$yiffer and $target compare attack rushes...with their dicks",
2231 "2230": "$target has a plushie that they pretend is $yiffer that they cuddle with at night.\n",
2232 "2231": "Azazel gets used as the group toy again",
2233 "2232": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/227253040749477889/276155465573072896/lucas.png\n",
2234 "2233": "https://68.media.tumblr.com/cd088de8e6bfb62578f8cd3c672158fa/tumblr_oj0rh6pLqZ1rq8d8ro1_540.jpg\n",
2235 "2234": "$yiffer learns how to snipe targets utilizing his penis\n",
2236 "2235": "$yiffer genuflects in church with his throbbing penis\n",
2237 "2236": "https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CdM3_-cVAAA7UyW.jpg\n",
2238 "2237": "Kys yourselves\n",
2239 "2238": "$yiffer has $target nostrilfuck him after he does it in the pooper\n",
2240 "2239": "$yiffer is walking through the park when he notices a peace lily growing by the pathway and takes note of its unique shape",
2241 "2240": "\u0e2c\u0452\u0e04\u0547 \u0547\u0452\u0454 \u0166\u0e22\u03c2\u043a \u0e54\u0e40\u0e54 \u05e5\u0e4f\u0e22 \u05df\u0e22\u0e23\u0547 \u0166\u0e22\u03c2\u043a\u0e40\u0e20\ufeee \u0e23\u0e04\u05e5 \u0e04\u0e52\u0e4f\u0e22\u0547 \u0e53\u0454, \u05e5\u0e4f\u0e22 \u026d\u0e40\u0547\u0547\u026d\u0454 \u0e52\u0e40\u0547\u03c2\u0452? \u0e40\u2019\u026d\u026d \u0452\u0e04\u05e9\u0454 \u05e5\u0e4f\u0e22 \u043a\u0e20\u0e4f\u0e2c \u0e40 \ufeee\u0433\u0e04\u0e54\u0e22\u0e04\u0547\u0454\u0e54 \u0547\u0e4f\u05e7 \u0e4f\u0166 \u0e53\u05e5 \u03c2\u026d\u0e04\u0e23\u0e23 \u0e40\u0e20 \u0547\u0452\u0454 \u0e20\u0e04\u05e9\u05e5 \u0e23\u0454\u0e04\u026d\u0e23, \u0e04\u0e20\u0e54 \u0e40\u2019\u05e9\u0454 \u0e52\u0454\u0454\u0e20 \u0e40\u0e20\u05e9\u0e4f\u026d\u05e9\u0454\u0e54 \u0e40\u0e20 \u0e20\u0e22\u0e53\u0454\u0433\u0e4f\u0e22\u0e23 \u0e23\u0454\u03c2\u0433\u0454\u0547 \u0433\u0e04\u0e40\u0e54\u0e23 \u0e4f\u0e20 \u0e04\u026d-\u1ee3\u0e22\u0e04\u0454\u0e54\u0e04, \u0e04\u0e20\u0e54 \u0e40 \u0452\u0e04\u05e9\u0454 \u0e4f\u05e9\u0454\u0433 300 \u03c2\u0e4f\u0e20\u0166\u0e40\u0433\u0e53\u0454\u0e54 \u043a\u0e40\u026d\u026d\u0e23",
2242 "2241": "$target is a little yatsu\n",
2243 "2242": "What's this you've said to me, my good friend? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and I've been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends",
2244 "2243": "$yiffer tongue punches $target 's fart box\n",
2245 "2244": "I cant believe $yiffer fucking cleaved $target in half with a claymore\n",
2246 "2245": "My transformation tino Hive queen i was going throught strange cave when something did split on me with ugly slime then i noticed something was going wrong with my body when i noticed that my body start cover with chity and my face is deforming i did get scared , after that i did feel as my penis is changing growing and changing place with the same time of my transform going more and more finaly my new parts started to breed first eggs the monet of shock for me that i lay egg was more scary that it did feel so good while my transformation did progress i start lay more and more eggs no one scared of whats happening to me but enjoying it coz fealing was so good that i would not ever expect it soon my transformation was complete and my old life did go away i did become queen of hive\n",
2247 "2246": "Jake \">see cp on /b/ whyboner.jpg\" Bugg\n",
2248 "2247": "$yiffer and $target bully $random in front of everyone in $channel",
2249 "2248": "$yiffer takes $target and shows her a very nice tea time, which included a very, _very_ lengthy amount of tongue time\n",
2250 "2249": "pls fix porygon\n",
2251 "2250": "Nani tha fuck did you just fuckin iimasu bout watashi, you chiisai biiiatch desuka, biatch? Watashi'll have anata know dat watashi graduated top of mah class up in Nihongo 3, n' watashi've been involved up in iroirona Nihongo tutorin sessions, n' watashi have over sanbyaku slick test scores",
2252 "2251": "$target decides it's time pet all the good boys",
2253 "2252": "https://puu.sh/tTeZC/f7d2663e71.png\n",
2254 "2253": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/222840529535107082/278956054174367744/image.png\n",
2255 "2254": "$yiffer wants $target to learn how to play yugioh so $yiffer could kick his butt and send him to the shadow realm\n",
2256 "2255": "Oh, womb prolapsing~ Awesome~ And somehow the ovaries are prolapsed too, but it doesn't make sense from a geometric point of view",
2257 "2256": "$yiffer spreads peanut butter across $target 's cock, and then drunkenly tells them to jerk off.\n",
2258 "2257": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/227253040749477889/279785942133374977/image.jpg\n",
2259 "2258": "WHATEVER HAPPENED TO `Robot Jones`? Well, he's in $yiffer's basement, where $yiffer is making a few..",
2260 "2259": "https://68.media.tumblr.com/980f34aeb353ce8c2459dc35e0b54564/tumblr_ojflcirNhX1s5xo50o10_540.png\n",
2261 "2260": "https://68.media.tumblr.com/b923dda1d83f544ee68d162893ab0daa/tumblr_ol87x8LXFL1s4g14no2_500.png\n",
2262 "2261": "https://68.media.tumblr.com/0e3f2cdc0135ff16bb1708de835c0b19/tumblr_ol87x8LXFL1s4g14no3_500.png\n",
2263 "2262": "https://68.media.tumblr.com/42eefd7026bc13b1c6e68962155353b3/tumblr_ol87x8LXFL1s4g14no4_1280.png\n",
2264 "2263": "https://68.media.tumblr.com/e17fb19ba6036ac27ffbda49c991ce50/tumblr_ol87x8LXFL1s4g14no1_1280.png\n",
2265 "2264": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/222831480328421376/280850848878297098/meifetish.jpg\n",
2266 "2265": "http://i.imgur.com/pK4abdU.gifv\n",
2267 "2266": "http://i.imgur.com/pK4abdU.gif\n",
2268 "2267": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274141200779575296/281070247576993793/unknown.png\n",
2269 "2268": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/233008956388278272/281241985442906113/2.png\n",
2270 "2269": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/227253040749477889/281243912218345472/2.png\n",
2271 "2270": "my name is \"cringe deviantart H\" the snow fox, please let me eat your blood so that I can poop it out and then eat my own poop to complete the ritual of darkness\n",
2272 "2271": "(6:28:31 PM) Cap: There's just so much that turns me off with straight porn that I generally watch lesbian",
2273 "2272": ".choice *click*,*click*,*click*,*click*,*click*,**BANG**\n",
2274 "2273": "@everyone\n",
2275 "2274": "$yiffer casually goes up to his giant masturbating dragon boyfriend and nonchalantly slips his arm into his urethra\n",
2276 "2275": "$yiffer shoves a tube of mini M&Ms in his ass with the opening facing outward, and has $target touch himself with reckless abandon as he catches the small brown candies in his mouth",
2277 "2276": "$yiffer helps his boyfriend lose his virginity by taking him to a shady hotel and has his buddies from work gangbang him until he passes out\n",
2278 "2277": "$yiffer, $target and $random walk into a bar and the bartender says \"what is this, some kind of joke?\"\n",
2279 "2278": "$target gets an erotic massage while blindfolded from $yiffer, and doesn't notice the extra pairs of hands that start feeling his every nook and cranny until it's too late",
2280 "2279": "$yiffer gets tattooes on his anus, nipples, balls, and dick just to have an excuse to be naked for hours in front of somebody while they prod his sensitive parts with a needle",
2281 "2280": "$yiffer gets tattoos on his anus, nipples, balls, and dick just to have an excuse to be naked for hours in front of somebody while they prod his sensitive parts with a needle",
2282 "2281": "$yiffer convinces $target to suck his nipples like he was nursing while also giving him a handjob",
2283 "2282": "$yiffer applies noclip to his pelvis and goes deeper into $target's ass than anyone ever thought possible\n",
2284 "2283": "https://68.media.tumblr.com/410e0d8f5f0a351e8bce8d4ca938cd38/tumblr_olh94hB4c81sexjf7o1_500.jpg\n",
2285 "2284": "Aftering watching Zootopia, $yiffer can no longer comfortably eat Cocoa Puffs\n",
2286 "2285": "$yiffer I feel offended by your recent action(s)",
2287 "2286": "http://i.imgur.com/ypvfxNT.jpg\n",
2288 "2287": "$yiffer uses a hollow sound on $target for pinpoint accuracy watersports\n",
2289 "2288": "$yiffer invents the foot-shaped fleshlight and gains millions from foot fetishists everywhere\n",
2290 "2289": "$yiffer hides a sounding rod inside of $target's fleshlight for a special surprise when he hilts\n",
2291 "2290": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/103879512957153280/282780417898184704/261447c0-6515-43fd-851e-5e7856efc4a3.png\n",
2292 "2291": "$yiffer thinks about erotically papercutting $target's eye, in an evil sex torture sort of way",
2293 "2292": "There was an attempt\n",
2294 "2293": "$target accidentally drinks a Skyscraper-level Growth Potion, much to $yiffer's delight",
2295 "2294": "All of #channel can only look on in horror as $yiffer and $random reenact a Little Mac fisting bdsmfic with webcam eRP\n",
2296 "2295": "$yiffer makes $target humiliate himself on camera after force feeding him diuretics, laxatives, and aphrodisiacs\n",
2297 "2296": "$yiffer farts a complex jazz solo into $target's face while $target provides the vocals\n",
2298 "2297": "While wrestling, $yiffer puts a chokehold on $target, who suddenly ejaculates into his own leotard; everyone feels awkward enough to call the fight off\n",
2299 "2298": "$yiffer goes to a popular glory hole and witnesses the erect majesty of Glory Vector as $target sticks it through the wall",
2300 "2299": "https://68.media.tumblr.com/7f9eabe2949131a2ae8b141679ad707c/tumblr_ol2iok6sMg1ubfgh6o1_540.jpg\n",
2301 "2300": "$yiffer edges himself and lets all his pre drop on his toes, wiggling them so it goes in between them",
2302 "2301": "$yiffer finds out that $target has been using his toothbrush to clean his pubic hairs but doesn't confront him about it because it's actually a secret fetish of his\n",
2303 "2302": "$yiffer smiles at $target before slowly sliding their dick down $target's throat",
2304 "2303": "$yiffer slides up to $target while they play video games on the couch and casually moves them into a position where they can administer oral",
2305 "2304": "http://puu.sh/ugRgw/14b3054de9.png\n",
2306 "2305": "http://i.4cdn.org/a/1487910755407.png\n",
2307 "2306": "http://d3qvyul2tp4j8.cloudfront.net/i/W4jyBCLw05.png\n",
2308 "2307": "$yiffer gets all musical as he slams into $target and says \"Let's see if I can make your mezzo piano go _forte!_\"\n",
2309 "2308": "https://puu.sh/ulE0D/59eb6765b3.png\n",
2310 "2309": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274141200779575296/285697845112209410/unknown.png\n",
2311 "2310": "$yiffer meets $target while looking for **BURLY SINGLES IN YOUR ZIP CODE, TOUGH ANGRY SINGLES**\n",
2312 "2311": "https://images.discordapp.net/eyJ1cmwiOiJodHRwczovL2Rpc2NvcmQuc3RvcmFnZS5nb29nbGVhcGlzLmNvbS9hdHRhY2htZW50cy85MDMwMzAzMjQ0MDM5MzcyOC8yODU5NjUwNTI1OTc2MzMwMjQvQzVudWNIX1ZVQUE1MzRYLnBuZyJ9.VefijSAx2OxnS8g8yOHnVH69pXs\n",
2313 "2312": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/222844022060744705/286370060229017621/2.png\n",
2314 "2313": "https://68.media.tumblr.com/f306df6d65ae84eee341a07f2a73edf9/tumblr_olsxycFKdy1w6oohno1_500.gif\n",
2315 "2314": "$target recites intensely dirty poetry as $yiffer rams his asshole\n",
2316 "2315": "$target constructs a cute girl out of spider corpses.The resulting beast is known as $target stein's Monster and is confiscated by Alphys for monster-soul experimentation.\n",
2317 "2316": "$yiffer sticks his thingerino in $target's moisterino holerino\n",
2318 "2317": "$yiffer gets tattooes on his anus, nipples, balls, and dick just to have an excuse to be naked for hours in front of somebody while they prod his sensitive parts with a needle",
2319 "2318": "$yiffer puts a peach ring on his anus to add some variety to when $target gives him a rimjob but he forgets to factor in the texture of the sugar crystals\n",
2320 "2319": "$target thinks $yiffer's voice sounds sexier when husky so he facefucks him without mercy until $yiffer starts choking and then he pulls out so he can hear $yiffer plead for him to stop and then he facefucks him some more\n",
2321 "2320": "$yiffer thinks he's hit the jackpot when a bunch of white stuff erupts on his face while giving $target a blowjob but it turns out that he just popped a horrifically large internal cyst and it's coming out of $target's urethra",
2322 "2321": "$yiffer finishes $target's puppy play training with a long session of getting bred by a bunch of other dogs\n",
2323 "2322": "$yiffer asks $target to help him get over his embarrassment when nude so they can have more options when fooling around, and $target offers to give him a naked massage to ease him into being more comfortable",
2324 "2323": "$yiffer erotically noclips into $target's geometry\n",
2325 "2324": "$yiffer sees $random pissing from the top of the building they're next to and sprints to where the stream is falling, mouth open, pants down\n",
2326 "2325": "$yiffer rams $target at the literal speed of light",
2327 "2326": "$random invents a chastity device that uses leeches\n",
2328 "2327": "$yiffer and $target start fucking in the bedroom display section at the department store\n",
2329 "2328": "Roses are red, the Sun is a star, $yiffer's love for $target will STOP THIS CAR! No, wait, never mind\n",
2330 "2329": "Eat your dick, $target",
2331 "2330": "$yiffer makes $target spray Musk-B-Gone\u2122 down their undies.\n",
2332 "2331": "It's like a sitcom moment wherein $yiffer defends the intelligence of $target, while in the background $target is busily snorting Drano off the back of an enraged lioness.\n",
2333 "2332": "https://puu.sh/uvRfk/d2203a3320.png\n",
2334 "2333": "https://puu.sh/uvZjq/2e8fa56c6b.png\n",
2335 "2334": "$yiffer transmogrifies $target's bits into a dildo vending machine\n",
2336 "2335": "$target pours out a cup of spiders for $yiffer and they discuss how to romantically spend their evening while holding hands",
2337 "2336": "\u2753 you know \u2754 what really \ud83d\ude21 upsets \ud83d\ude24 me? there\u2019s a scene \ud83c\udf9e in \ud83d\udc1d bee movie \ud83c\udfa5 \ud83d\udcfd where a mosquito lands on Vanessa \ud83d\udc69 and she \ud83d\udc80 kills \ud83d\udd2a\ud83d\udd2b it",
2338 "2337": "i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i! you've been visited by the zipper\n",
2339 "2338": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/235087874440167424/288749696887947265/image.png\n",
2340 "2339": "https://puu.sh/uyYsh/8e2a571395.png\n",
2341 "2340": "https://puu.sh/uyWOI/034ddba70f.png\n",
2342 "2341": "https://68.media.tumblr.com/d1f42f00045d519eef99686fdbc81b0b/tumblr_ofazeznq5h1t0oxc8o1_1280.jpg\n",
2343 "2342": "$yiffer ohyeahs $target's ohnos\n",
2344 "2343": "$yiffer strips in a modern art museum and begs people to touch him lewdly",
2345 "2344": "https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B83gG20CMAAAATe.png:large\n",
2346 "2345": "$yiffer plays Cock Hero to the song Goomba Got Back\n",
2347 "2346": "$yiffer sneeze $target's bumhole,\n",
2348 "2347": "$yiffer makes target laugh so hard while they fuck that he shits himself",
2349 "2348": "$yiffer makes $target laugh so hard he shits himself",
2350 "2349": "$yiffer and $target achieve a two-person Ouroboros of sloppy, wet, smelly rimjobs with lots of chocolate\n",
2351 "2350": "$yiffer sends $target to his room\n",
2352 "2351": "$yiffer fucks a loaf of Bimbo brand bread",
2353 "2352": "Shyly, $yiffer takes $target's hand and they look into each other's eyes",
2354 "2353": "$yiffer does an Alabama Hot Pocket with $target except it's with his face\n",
2355 "2354": "https://puu.sh/uAGvO/7b631f7f7a.png\n",
2356 "2355": "braaap haha fucking BRP brap brap brap *random anime noises* omg that shit is HILARIOUS im literally lmaoing on the floor at this sillyness! BRAPP! HAHA oh yes quite so iindeeddd mmm yes~~ the brappening",
2357 "2356": "BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now...",
2358 "2357": "$yiffer installs a penis implant to his penis so that $target can listen to his favorite tunes while he sucks the big dick\n",
2359 "2358": "$target pees on on $yiffer's toes before he gets a footjob from him\n",
2360 "2359": "$yiffer rides a big dildo without cleaning out his insides beforegand and licks it clean afterwards\n",
2361 "2360": "$yiffer rides a big dildo without cleaning out his insides beforehand and licks it clean after finishing\n",
2362 "2361": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/196789012483145728/289862762895507467/unknown.png\n",
2363 "2362": "$yiffer jacks off into a ham and cheese sandwich and hands it to $target",
2364 "2363": "$yiffer and $target share a box of chocolates that they bought at a discount, and spend the evening guessing what flavor each one will be without looking at the guide on the box",
2365 "2364": "The yiffs! The yiffs! The special yiffs! I let $target go, I didn't know, that he'd stolen my yiffs!\n",
2366 "2365": "Know this..",
2367 "2366": "$yiffer sticks his hand over his bed as he drifts off to sleep and feels his dog lick it",
2368 "2367": "THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS CUM",
2369 "2368": "$yiffer and $target get handpicked to star in a live action version of Boku no Pico\n",
2370 "2369": "$yiffer cries himself to sleep, because no matter what he does, no matter how hard he tries, even if his every wish is granted, he'll never be $target\n",
2371 "2370": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf5fM1i3MGQ\n",
2372 "2371": "$target is pampered and petted with the softest of paws by his paw-ntourage\n",
2373 "2372": "$yiffer leans back and massages $target with his feet, firmly rubbing all over, and takes his time teasing around his crotch area before finally giving him a nice, slow, double-foot footjob\n",
2374 "2373": "This cock of $yiffer's is B_URNING RED!_ ITS THROBBING PULSE TELLS HIM TO GRASP DICKTORY! ERUPTING! **BURNING!!** ***DONGEEEERRRRRR!!!***\n",
2375 "2374": ".reverse 7362 ffiy.\n",
2376 "2375": "$yiffer tosses $target into the Vorehole\u2122\n",
2377 "2376": "$yiffer uses real eggs on $target for his oviposition fetish but doesn't factor in anal tightness and shell fragility and everyone has an awful time at the hospital\n",
2378 "2377": "$yiffer fakes a psychotic breakdown to prevent $random from seeing his photoshopped images of $target giving birth to him\n",
2379 "2378": "ET TU, BOOTAY\u2049\ufe0f\u2049\ufe0f The RIDES \ud83d\udcaf\ud83d\udcaf\ud83d\udcaf \ud83d\udc40\ud83d\udc40\ud83d\udc40 of March \ud83d\udcc5\ud83d\udcc5 has CUM \ud83d\udca6\ud83d\udca6\ud83d\udca6\ud83d\udca6\ud83d\udc49\ud83d\udc4c get ready to roman BUST A NUT\u203c\ufe0f\u203c\ufe0f \ud83d\udca5\ud83d\udca5\ud83c\udf30\ud83c\udf30\ud83c\udf30 Best wishes to all you SENATE SLUTS \ud83d\udc45\ud83c\udf3d\ud83d\udc45\ud83c\udf3d doesn\u2019t matter if you\u2019re a plebeian \ud83c\udfda\ud83c\udfda\ud83c\udfda\ud83d\udcb8\ud83d\udcb8 or PUSSYtrician \ud83d\ude3c\ud83d\ude3c\ud83d\ude3c\ud83e\udd11\ud83e\udd11\ud83e\udd11 because DADDY \ud83d\udc45\ud83d\udc68\ud83d\udc45\ud83d\udc68 Brutus is the DICKtator \ud83c\udf46\ud83c\udf46\ud83c\udf46\ud83c\udf46\ud83c\udf46 we all deserve \ud83d\udc44\ud83d\udc44 just like juliASS \ud83c\udf51\ud83d\ude29\ud83c\udf51\ud83d\ude29\ud83c\udf51 caesar we\u2019re gonna get stabbed \ud83d\udd2a \ud83c\udf4c\ud83d\udd2a\ud83c\udf4c 2\ufe0f\u20e33\ufe0f\u20e3 times in the BACK \ud83c\udf3d\ud83c\udf3d\ud83c\udf3d\ud83c\udf51\ud83c\udf51\ud83c\udf51 tonight",
2380 "2379": "$yiffer kidnaps $target for the sole purpose of fondeling their soft pawsies\n",
2381 "2380": "$target! Eat my entire ass!\n",
2382 "2381": "$target flops down lazily and masturbates to aeromorph porn, much to the confusion of $yiffer and $random.\n",
2383 "2382": "My favourite gun is actually the grenade.\n",
2384 "2383": "$yiffer scores a noscope on $target from across the map",
2385 "2384": "$yiffer and $target are going to go play Austrian roulette",
2386 "2385": "$yiffer holds $target close, petter their hair and back softly",
2387 "2386": "$yiffer That yiff exists.\n",
2388 "2387": "I DON'T LIKE SPAM!\n",
2389 "2388": "$target buries his cock in $yiffer's cunt and knots them",
2390 "2389": "$yiffer holds $target close, hands on their waist and chin on their shoulder",
2391 "2390": "$yiffer makes $target try to a sexy voices and nearly shits himself laughing when it sounds like Tommy Pickles after thirty packs of cigarettes\n",
2392 "2391": "https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7Zes3XESuI7C47Ly/giphy.gif\n",
2393 "2392": "\"Hey $target,\" $yiffer says with a sultry look on their face, \"do you believe in Santa or should I smash through your chimney dressed as something else?\"\n",
2394 "2393": "\ud83d\udc26\n",
2395 "2394": "$yiffer pulls in $target and pushes his head down to make him mouth all over his prominent crotch bulge\n",
2396 "2395": "$yiffer sets up a very erotic, romantic, and kinky layout in the bedroom for when $target gets back home, and waits in an outfit designed to emphasize his more naughty and pleasurable regions",
2397 "2396": "$yiffer brings $target to a lewd nudist resort and has him proudly display his gape\n",
2398 "2397": "$yiffer and $target fuck shamelessly on a bench in a public park\n",
2399 "2398": "$yiffer and $target play Naked Twister and $yiffer decides to win using his Bukkakeno Jutsu\n",
2400 "2399": "$target finds that his nose keeps getting jammed into various places during a game of Naked Twister with $yiffer",
2401 "2400": "$yiffer gets kicked out of the local Greek Orthodox church after a terrible misunderstanding involving a misreading of the Greco-Christian concept *agape* as \"a gape\"\n",
2402 "2401": "$random suddenly grows tentacles, and uses those tentacles to put eggs in $target and $yiffer",
2403 "2402": "Low puts up a repost\n",
2404 "2403": "Created a new permanent ban on /furry/ (#194267) with reason: Dear \"user\" of 8chan's /furry/ board,You have failed at creating an alternative board and you don't deserve either of the two dead boards",
2405 "2404": "$target! DRUG BAG FUCK\n",
2406 "2405": "$yiffer gets a faceful of $target's _dump of shame_\n",
2407 "2406": "$yiffer gets a whiff of $target's eepest lore",
2408 "2407": "Yiffing $target is the Dark Souls of furfuckery\n",
2409 "2408": "laffo\n",
2410 "2409": ".yiff 2671\n",
2411 "2410": "$yiffer tops $target in the missionary position in such a way that $target's sweaty feet are rubbing against $yiffer's face the entire time\n",
2412 "2411": "screampenis SCREAMPENIS SCREAMPENIS _SCREAMPENIS_ ***SCREAMPENIS SCREAMPENIS SCREAMPENIS*\n",
2413 "2412": "screampenis SCREAMPENIS SCREAMPENIS _SCREAMPENIS_ ***SCREAMPENIS SCREAMPENIS SCREAMPENIS***\n",
2414 "2413": "$yiffer and $target form a lighthearted comedy duo that ends every act with impossibly degenerate sex acts\n",
2415 "2414": "$yiffer strips nude for $target's art class and windsocks the entire time\n",
2416 "2415": "$yiffer and $target try to live on the edge and use a hollow double-ended glass dildo",
2417 "2416": "$yiffer opens up a beer bottle with his anus\n",
2418 "2417": "$yiffer sticks a massive marker up his ass and draws pictures with it",
2419 "2418": "$yiffer uses controlled drops of burning acid for an extreme level of sex torture.\n",
2420 "2419": "$random finds the tag \"chloroform enema\" on a porn site and thinks he's had enough for one day\n",
2421 "2420": "$yiffer gets racist with $target in a sexual way, who reciprocates, albeit uncomfortably",
2422 "2421": "$yiffer and $target pretend to have sex in the next room over",
2423 "2422": "$yiffer gives $target a penis growth potion and they both play with his newfound girth, knowing it'll never be small enough to fit inside an anal pleasure hole without legal repercussions ever again\n",
2424 "2423": "No one sleep in $channel, all night yiffing the liiiine~ No one yiff the radio, $channel is on fiiiiiire~\n",
2425 "2424": "$yiffer sticks his fingers into $target's mouth to suck on",
2426 "2425": "O $target, $target! Wherefore art thou $target? Deny thy father and refuse thy name",
2427 "2426": "$target's balls are gleefully stomped upon by $yiffer",
2428 "2427": "$yiffer and $target sitting it a tree",
2429 "2428": "$yiffer gets completely wasted and draws a funny face on his ass with his anus as the mouth, and makes all sorts of silly expressions while farting",
2430 "2429": "$yiffer and $target heavily miscalculate the odds of a police car driving by their public sex charity event\n",
2431 "2430": "$yiffer and $target retire to a warm place where all their beautiful children can relax in the sun\n",
2432 "2431": "$yiffer sneezes while jerking off in bed and gets a faceful of sneezemist\n",
2433 "2432": "$yiffer tries copying the BDSM he learned from 50 Shades of Gray and using it on $target",
2434 "2433": "$yiffer and $target roleplay cops and robbers and then they use a billy club as a dildo\n",
2435 "2434": "$target is a platypus in pajamas who sounds like BJ from Barney and Friends and they jump around platforms in the sky and if they fall and die they feel the need to announce it to $yiffer - \"oh no I'm dead\"",
2436 "2435": ".sluts 100\n",
2437 "2436": "$yiffer confesses that his dirtiest fantasy is getting fisted and spitroasted by the skeleton brothers from Undertale\n",
2438 "2437": "Let me tell you about Homestuck.\n",
2439 "2438": "$yiffer plays Darude - Sandstorm on kazoo! $target is impressed until everyone realizes $yiffer has no kazoo in their mouth...\n",
2440 "2439": "https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CTWE8gjUkAASeeh.jpg\n",
2441 "2440": "$yiffer feels $target's heartbeat through his outrageously long nipples\n",
2442 "2441": "$yiffer stop sinning you blasphemous fuck\n",
2443 "2442": "https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2577/5719467342_d210c2ba65_b.jpg\n",
2444 "2443": "$yiffer its you're time 2 shien bi adding a grossyiff, oh bby daddy oh baby ddy\n",
2445 "2444": "$yiffer pozzes into $target's noothole\n",
2446 "2445": "$yiffer and $target have an awful time at the hospital.\n",
2447 "2446": "https://68.media.tumblr.com/0f0632162a45ffc2bfa9ba755554bdf9/tumblr_omy2znYU7B1twv8fwo1_540.jpg\n",
2448 "2447": "$yiffer aglets $target's colgate nurdle\n",
2449 "2448": "I would just like to say that $target is a mother fucking, ass licking, cock sucking, brown nosing, pink eyed, shit faced, rim jobbing, sheep holling, bestiality prostituting tea bagging dog touching bitching gay nut rubbing blow jobbing lube eating retarded loner man boobed pretentious cunt footed fire crouch crab filled hole stuffing nerdy blue waffled cum lipped midget shit pants badger self nipple pleasuring bastered un-wanted child nob kissing wanking ugly pimple faced donkey fucking crap bathing dirty, stuck up, setistic, shit eating cock sucking butt fucking penis smelling crouch grabbing ball licking semon drinking dog raping child touching cow hopping brainless heartless\ufeff mindless dickless testical joking yerd gaudler horse face shit hardling toiliet kissing self centered crap gathering piss swimming little cunt who has been raped in the bath tube by his hairy STD-spreading pedophile uncle",
2450 "2449": "$yiffer is disappointed that Rule 34 is not actually perfectly true, and closes his Google search for breast-shaped candle fire lactation\n",
2451 "2450": "https://puu.sh/v0u87/d745b0b3e6.png\n",
2452 "2451": "https://puu.sh/v0Esi/c4d29f5336.png\n",
2453 "2452": "$yiffer loses control of his fire powers after eating a cauliflower burrito and everybody dies a smelly death\n",
2454 "2453": "$yiffer screams because he won't stop getting shityiffs about farts\n",
2455 "2454": "$target farts in $yiffer's face\n",
2456 "2455": "David Bowie",
2457 "2456": "$yiffer presents his sketch he had $target pose hours for",
2458 "2457": "Didbfke0ws\n",
2459 "2458": "$yiffer shares with $target his favorite snack food, Laffokeks",
2460 "2459": "$yiffer writes an obnoxiously long scat yiff and titles it \"Fifty Shits On Gary\"\n",
2461 "2460": "$yiffer straps $target to a table, pries their eyelids open with matchsticks, and forces them to watch Cartoon Network's latest excuse to play Teen Titans Go! too many times\n",
2462 "2461": "$yiffer warms $target's cold crotch with his body heat.\n",
2463 "2462": "$yiffer inserts their tab A into $target's slot B\n",
2464 "2463": "$yiffer creams himself before getting to stick it in $target's butt after his tail goes swish swish on his dick\n",
2465 "2464": "https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CopMVPhXEAAklye.jpg\n",
2466 "2465": "https://puu.sh/v523i/025709cf72.png\n",
2467 "2466": "THICK TONGUE POOP CHUTE MAKES A MAN GO (wootwoot)\n",
2468 "2467": "$yiffer pulls out of $target just before hitting climax and yells \"APRIL FOOL'S!\" $target slaps $yiffer's shit.\n",
2469 "2468": "$yiffer decides to one day search up \"arachnosomnophilia\" and \"noctural emission inflation\" at the same time\n",
2470 "2469": "$target unsucks $yiffer's dick",
2471 "2470": "$yiffer proposes to $target the idea of making out anally, with their rectum anuses\n",
2472 "2471": "$yiffer spends a fortune on making wedding rings fitted for his and his lover's cocks\n",
2473 "2472": "$yiffer took out his erect phallus and waved it at $target",
2474 "2473": "$yiffer beats his dick into submission\n",
2475 "2474": "$yiffer and $target do a Fight Club roleplay where $yiffer is the main character and his penis is Tyler Durden\n",
2476 "2475": "$yiffer is asked by an old woman at The Home Depot where she can find the perineums, and pisses himself trying not to laugh\n",
2477 "2476": "Snape kills Dumbledore\n",
2478 "2477": "Snape yiffs Dumbledore\n",
2479 "2478": "Kylo Ren yiffs Han Solo\n",
2480 "2479": "$yiffer and $target spend an hour in the ballpit together\n",
2481 "2480": "Yiffbud is his sled\n",
2482 "2481": "Rosebud was where he first yiffed\n",
2483 "2482": "$yiffer accidentally types \".addyiff $target\" when he meant to type \".yiff $target.\" Ashamed, he decides to don a cloak, grow a beard, and retreat into hiding on a distant planet.\n",
2484 "2483": "$yiffer and $target dance the spunky funky at the church's baptismal event\n",
2485 "2484": "$target gets peed on\n",
2486 "2485": "$yiffer smooshes his paws on $target's face\n",
2487 "2486": "http://68.media.tumblr.com/eab883ef4f141c5c16814b3ad6547172/tumblr_nvpr1btrM41rk15gjo8_1280.png\n",
2488 "2487": "$target eat the pussy and take control while keeping my conscience intact\n",
2489 "2488": "YES MY NEW FAVORITE TELEMEDIA CALLED: **BELOWFICTION** BY OUR BELOVED TELEMEDIA PRODUCER TOBIAS RENARD\n",
2490 "2489": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/196789012483145728/298660781988249600/unknown.png\n",
2491 "2490": "$yiffer sticks his dickpenis into a gloryhole and gets bitten by an AIDS zombie\n",
2492 "2491": "What happened to the comedic skeleton who robbed the bank? He did a bad crime! And was promptly arrested",
2493 "2492": "Use the .summon command with five people in the main talking thread to bring everlasting hopes and dreams to the server\n",
2494 "2493": "https://68.media.tumblr.com/f31a94269076d25a247ab8c6b059befd/tumblr_inline_o4pmj5M1fY1sjh8rh_1280.jpg\n",
2495 "2494": "Squelch face squelch face\n",
2496 "2495": "$yiffer is laughed at by the florist society for suggested an orchidopexy on a dying orchid\n",
2497 "2496": "go to bed @target\n",
2498 "2497": "go to bed $target\n",
2499 "2498": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/227253040749477889/299723485645635586/asrieldreemurr6dfa3ec3077955d68953c949b9e13c45.png\n",
2500 "2499": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwIZLdclRws\n",
2501 "2500": "scrunglepingu\n",
2502 "2501": "High-functioning autism is not grounds for a ban, sorry.\n",
2503 "2502": "$yiffer\n",
2504 "2503": "White is right\n",
2505 "2504": "$target, High functioning autism is NOT grounds for banning",
2506 "2505": "$yiffer tries slipping a date rape pill in $target 's drink, but he brought the laxatives with him instead\n",
2507 "2506": "It was at that very moment, $target realized that this wasn't, infact, rape",
2508 "2507": "I hear $yiffer likes it when $target has them on a leash.\n",
2509 "2508": "$yiffer takes a long piss inside $target's ass while they take a shower together",
2510 "2509": "$yiffer takes a long piss inside $target's ass while they take a shower together",
2511 "2510": "https://68.media.tumblr.com/10e30f2f4488d0b8626ad43855a6a3cb/tumblr_oce4r0ElZz1rfg20go1_540.png\n",
2512 "2511": "Shut up and get out, $target Im gonna fuck your wife now\n",
2513 "2512": "Mirror, mirror, on the wall",
2514 "2513": "$target gently nuzzles $yiffer paw pads\n",
2515 "2514": "$yiffer becomes $target's cumslut\n",
2516 "2515": "$yiffer Feels $target's Magic XY/XY\n",
2517 "2516": "Stupid fucking Millennials, I\u2019m from Generation Z (born 1999) and I\u2019d just like to say we\u2019re better than you",
2518 "2517": "$yiffer honks at $target twice and bites him, then runs off like a dickhead\n",
2519 "2518": "$yiffer does a degree in the blazing, holy shit he's so high",
2520 "2519": "$yiffer gets a nice back massage from $target, who expertly usies his feet to rub him all over",
2521 "2520": "$yiffer gets a nice back massage from $target, who uses all of her arms to rub in new and exciting ways",
2522 "2521": "$yiffer searches for ass vore involving trains as the voree and is satisfied with the results\n",
2523 "2522": "$yiffer squeezes $target's juice bag with his hands and watches the delicious juice come pouring out\n",
2524 "2523": "https://puu.sh/vsa5X/16778cb4f8.png\n",
2525 "2524": "$yiffer is kicked out of the archaeology department for using bones as exotic dildos\n",
2526 "2525": "$yiffer shows $target a magic trick to replace cigarette innards with weed",
2527 "2526": "https://puu.sh/vtjOV/3860ae646d.png\n",
2528 "2527": "$target adds a shit yiff and Quil yells at him for it\n",
2529 "2528": "https://i.redd.it/mspan9wzlzry.jpg\n",
2530 "2529": "UUUHHHNNNNNN!!! YIFF ME HARDER DADDY $target!\n",
2531 "2530": "https://puu.sh/vvs8U/37a75d7250.png\n",
2532 "2531": "$yiffer cucks $target with his own penis\n",
2533 "2532": "$yiffer finds is wandouring is at an end when he reaches $channel\u2026\n",
2534 "2533": "$yiffer can now see their nose\n",
2535 "2534": "$yiffer is now breathing manually\n",
2536 "2535": "$yiffer can now feel their tongue\n",
2537 "2536": "$yiffer plays the double-penis game with $target",
2538 "2537": "$yiffer invents a mirror to simulate frotting with a clone of yourself\n",
2539 "2538": "$target's powers continue to grow _unchallenged_\n",
2540 "2539": "$yiffer prays for $random with his penis\n",
2541 "2540": "$yiffer tries to name a new yiff-based aesthetic \"jizzazz\"\n",
2542 "2541": "https://puu.sh/vzSSd/82b9f75241.png\n",
2543 "2542": "oh f*ck!!! Thew new movuie \u201csauge party\u201d!!! Hoo boy\u2026\u2026DON\u2019T take your children to see this flick!! thias one Aain\u2019t for kids \ud83d\ude09 they\u2019d prefer \u201csecret kingdom of dogs\u201d childs movie\u2026!! The new movie Joke! comediewy",
2544 "2543": "While sixty-nineing, $yiffer asks $target how it feels to have his face roughly caressed by his massive and obstrusive penis",
2545 "2544": "Did you hear about $target? _He was destroyed!_\n",
2546 "2545": "$yiffer looks at the ceiling and notices something there that he's never noticed before\n",
2547 "2546": "You gullible motherfucker.\n",
2548 "2547": "Hey, $yiffer, did you know the word 'gullible' is written in yiff #2810?\n",
2549 "2548": "$yiffer jerks off using mucus from a tissue he blew his nose into\n",
2550 "2549": "$target and Asriel Dreemurr go on a nice flower picking date",
2551 "2550": "$target Rhythm Heaven, and now he's all being depressing\n",
2552 "2551": "$target Rhyhtm Heaven, and now he's being all depressing\n",
2553 "2552": "$target Rhythm Heaven, and now he's being all depressing\n",
2554 "2553": "$target slaps $yiffer on the face",
2555 "2554": "$yiffer uses a Samsung Galaxy Note 7, AKA a remote-controlled K9-Thunder artillery device, to destroy the town of Cupertino, CA\n",
2556 "2555": "$yiffer has lots of big sexesings for a penis gathering",
2557 "2556": "$yiffer takes a massive shit in $random's toilet",
2558 "2557": "You dirty boy",
2559 "2558": "$yiffer practices anal vore in front of $target in public, using only the freshest of fruits carved into people shapes\n",
2560 "2559": "$yiffer has sex with $target while some cookies they were making are baking in the oven\n",
2561 "2560": "$yiffer accidentally drops the candle on $target while they were trying waxplay\n",
2562 "2561": "$yiffer and $target watch the sunset together",
2563 "2562": "$yiffer experiences a transcendental experience, vicariously, thanks to a shimmering dildo\n",
2564 "2563": "$yiffer joins a super sentai group with $target where the theme is furry sex terms",
2565 "2564": "$yiffer plays strip poker against himself in public\n",
2566 "2565": "$yiffer masturbates to online videos of Mormon sex party favors\n",
2567 "2566": "Today: $yiffer sneezed\n",
2568 "2567": "$target you stupid bitch",
2569 "2568": "\ud83c\udd71\ufe0f\n",
2570 "2569": ">:(\n",
2571 "2570": "$target has a CUMMIE MELTDOWN\n",
2572 "2571": "FUCKY SUCKY DUCKY CHUCKIE FUCKY SUCKY DUCKY CHUCKIE\n",
2573 "2572": "Penis\n",
2574 "2573": ".g penis how\n",
2575 "2574": "Lowland likes to lie on his back and have a big fat chick squat over his body, dripping her disgusting filthy sweaty secretions over him",
2576 "2575": "$target \ud83d\udca5 \ud83d\udd2b\n",
2577 "2576": "$yiffer fucks $target so hard that $target's orgasm doesn't stop for the rest of her life, nor even after her death; $target is interred underneath the public square, and a majestic fountain is built atop her vagina, to adorn the city forevermore\n",
2578 "2577": "$target lays on his back like a dog presenting everything to $yiffer, who puts his foot on $target's face for a good licking\n",
2579 "2578": "What's the different between $yiffer's dick and a joke? $target can't take a joke.\n",
2580 "2579": "$yiffer and $target engage in shenanigans and soon achieve shenanigasm.\n",
2581 "2580": "$yiffer impregnates $random with a worm in his urethra and $random gives birth to a beautiful baby abomination",
2582 "2581": "$yiffer goes to finger $target's vagina, only to find that it's more like a fleshy lotus seed pod that is constantly leaking\n",
2583 "2582": "$yiffer shoots all over $target's face and wipes his dick on it, leaving a trail of fermented smegma\n",
2584 "2583": "$yiffer fucks a cheap elementary school desk and laps up the blood from the splinter and friction wounds on his dick\n",
2585 "2584": "After a night of rough sex with $target, $yiffer notices his penis is covered with festering red boils",
2586 "2585": "After a night of rough sex with $target, $yiffer notices his penis is covered with festering red boils",
2587 "2586": "$yiffer gives $target some https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/246391626824548354/316693985303199746/unknown.png\n",
2588 "2587": "$yiffer takes a mile-long shit for a _deep bowl orgasm,_ then has shit sex with their grandson who also takes a shit, and they form shit golems to also have shit sex with.\n",
2589 "2588": "WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD FROST A CAKE WITH THEIR BUTT? Apparently, $target!\n",
2590 "2589": "$yiffer gets a hot and sweaty footjob from $target after a long day of training\n",
2591 "2590": "$yiffer finds some glazed donuts in the employee lounge and goes to eat one when $random bursts into the room and says not to eat the bagels\n",
2592 "2591": "$yiffer decides to kill two birds with one stone by offering cheap foot massages to patrons exiting the local gym\n",
2593 "2592": "$yiffer regrets promising to do the dick-through-the-cupcake trick for $target's birthday when he learns $target's favorite kind of cake is peppermint\n",
2594 "2593": "$yiffer activates $target's nuts by thoroughly soaking them in bodily fluids\n",
2595 "2594": "\ud83c\udf46\n",
2596 "2595": "$yiffer and $target engage in public sex in a park and they only get arrested for public indecency because the third policeman decided not to join in\n",
2597 "2596": "\ud83c\udf46 \u270a \ud83d\udc45 \u270a \ud83c\udf46\n",
2598 "2597": "\ud83d\udc3e\ud83d\udc45\ud83d\udca6\ud83c\udf46\n",
2599 "2598": "$yiffer gets suspended from school for trying to dress up as the unsung unclothed Greek hero Testicles\n",
2600 "2599": "$yiffer gives a thumbs up to the camera as he gives a blowjob to $target's biiig dick!\n",
2601 "2600": "$yiffer sits down to watch daytime cartoons and is intrigued yet somewhat horrified when he recognizes every character on a show as the OCs of a porn artist that draws them explicitly in explicit situations\n",
2602 "2601": "$yiffer sews a giant plush dong onto $target's soft plush body\n",
2603 "2602": "$yiffer yiffs $target a whole yiffing lot until he can't be yiffed to yiff no more\n",
2604 "2603": "$yiffer gives a blowjob to $target after putting chewing gum in his mouth",
2605 "2604": "$yiffer sucks the everliving christ out of $target's dick, but leaves just as $target cums, as THEY STEALIN YO SPAGHETTI NIGGA\n",
2606 "2605": "$yiffer subjects $target to the power of the Wombulus Combulus\n",
2607 "2606": "$yiffer uses his Fistin' Piston to enlarge $target's cavernous ass and proceeds to tongue all over it in the most degenerate manner possible",
2608 "2607": "$yiffer doesn't give a hee ho and bends $target over\n",
2609 "2608": "$yiffer shares a nice cup of covfefe with $target\n",
2610 "2609": "twelve years dungeon, all of you, seven years no trials\n",
2611 "2610": "$yiffer uploads a $target sex tape onto the deep web without their permission\n",
2612 "2611": "$yiffer dresses up $target in a maid outfit because he'll be the prettiest girl from now on\n",
2613 "2612": "$yiffer asks $target before they get naughty if he's ever thought about what if somebody pooped three and a half pounds of marbles\n",
2614 "2613": "$yiffer asks $target before they get naughty if he's ever thought about what if somebody pooped sixty-nine pounds of marbles\n",
2615 "2614": "$yiffer ate animal jizz for medicine",
2616 "2615": "$yiffer ate animal jizz for medicine",
2617 "2616": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286826505215016960/321082504687779850/woahwoahsdhoa.png\n",
2618 "2617": "$yiffer rubs his face against $target's chubby pecs and tongues all over his sensitive nipples\n",
2619 "2618": "$yiffer and $target tongue wrestle in the sauna, then shove their tongues in other places, lapping up each other's sweat\n",
2620 "2619": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuKZlnjFKAY\n",
2621 "2620": "http://i.imgur.com/1ctjRGZ.png\n",
2622 "2621": "\uff29\uff2e\u3000\uff34\uff28\uff25\u3000\uff33\uff2f\uff2e\uff27\u3000\uff26\uff29\uff32\uff25\uff26\uff2c\uff29\uff25\uff33\u3000\uff22\uff39\u3000\uff2f\uff37\uff2c\u3000\uff23\uff29\uff34\uff39\u3000\uff28\uff25\u3000\uff33\uff34\uff21\uff34\uff25\uff33\u3000\uff29\u3000\uff27\uff25\uff34\u3000\uff21\u3000\uff34\uff28\uff2f\uff35\uff33\uff21\uff2e\uff24\u3000\uff28\uff35\uff27\uff33\u3000\uff26\uff32\uff2f\uff2d\u3000\uff11\uff10\uff10\uff10\uff10\u3000\uff2c\uff29\uff27\uff28\uff34\uff2e\uff29\uff2e\uff27\u3000\uff22\uff35\uff27\uff33.\u3000\uff21\uff32\uff25\u3000\uff37\uff25\u3000\uff34\uff2f\u3000\uff21\uff33\uff33\uff35\uff2d\uff25\u3000\uff25\uff21\uff23\uff28\u3000\uff22\uff35\uff27\u3000\uff28\uff35\uff27\uff33\u3000\uff28\uff29\uff2d\u3000\uff21\u3000\uff34\uff28\uff2f\uff35\uff33\uff21\uff2e\uff24\u3000\uff34\uff29\uff2d\uff25\uff33\uff1f\u3000\uff2f\uff32\u3000\uff29\uff33\u3000\uff28\uff25\u3000\uff2f\uff2e\uff2c\uff39\u3000\uff27\uff25\uff34\uff34\uff29\uff2e\uff27\u3000\uff28\uff35\uff27\uff27\uff25\uff24\u3000\uff22\uff39\u3000\uff11/\uff11\uff10\uff34\uff28\u3000\uff2f\uff26\u3000\uff34\uff28\uff25\u3000\uff22\uff35\uff27\uff33\uff1f\n",
2623 "2622": "$yiffer bribes $target to star in his new porno, ET Bones Home\n",
2624 "2623": "$yiffer goes ghost with $target\n",
2625 "2624": "$yiffer spends hours edging and milking $target mercilessly, forcing him to swallow all his hot seed every time he cums in between desperate pants and moans\n",
2626 "2625": "uh-HNNNgnnngnnnnnnggghnnnn....my widdle tosies...!.......",
2627 "2626": "While having a diaper roleplay in the bedroom $yiffer proceeds to violently shake $target until he shits himself\n",
2628 "2627": "$yiffer discovers the wonderful fetish of feetsting during an unfortunate soccer match",
2629 "2628": "Oh no it happened again",
2630 "2629": "why\n",
2631 "2630": "$yiffer cuckolds himself with his own penis.\n",
2632 "2631": "$yiffer takes his penis, also known as the symbolic collage, the multiplier of motions known, a pillar of fighting styles terrible to behold, the ability to infer significance in something devoid of detail, cornered sphere, a letter written in uncertainty, flesh-metal, a bubble of foul water and fire, invisible scripture, the sex-death of language, power throat, the heart bone, the mercy seat, the irrefutable-for-a-span, the enigma that must be removed, the new phlogiston, a throne of wonder why, the idiom stroke, non-spatial space filling to capacity with mortal interaction and information, a bit of string shaped like your favorite color, the sword not held, estrangement from statesmanship, the reptile wheel, the treasure wood sword, a million-eyed insect dreaming, the dome-head demon, a dead carapace of memory, the mythic epidermal, the ethos knife, flute-and-pipe ogre, the red jewel of conquest, a walking star, and thrusts deeply into $target\n",
2633 "2632": "I came on $yiffer's face\n",
2634 "2633": "$yiffer and $target accidentally mess up their bondage setup so horrendously they end up spidercrawling while tied to each other to the hospital\n",
2635 "2634": "$yiffer slams a baby against another baby to test its durability\n",
2636 "2635": "$target slams a baby against another baby to test its durability\n",
2637 "2636": "ny'ain't\n",
2638 "2637": "$random gets cockblocked by their own Wii U\n",
2639 "2638": "It wouldn't take long for $yiffer to get erect as they pleasured their tiny little cock to the thought of $target bending over and rubbing themselves over and over again in $channel",
2640 "2639": "$target would be using their curvy little yoga-pant wearing ass to grind against $yiffer 's cock, working up and down that thick, throbbing meatpole as if it were dancing equipment found at the club they worked in",
2641 "2640": "$target could no longer stand $yiffer s egregious behaviour and instead of going along with the ruse that they'd be using their mouth to pleasure and service $yiffer's tiny and rather girly little cock, they'd instead change their mind at the last second",
2642 "2641": "$yiffer takes $target out on Mr Boney's Wild Ride\u2122",
2643 "2642": "$yiffer was busy sucking on $target s nipples when they felt their cock start to grow, creating a rather impressive bulge in their pants",
2644 "2643": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/279405089301594112/327198816161890305/fullsizeoutput_11d3_1.jpeg\n",
2645 "2644": "$target couldn't help but cum over $random and $target as they rode Mr Bones' Wild Ride\u2122\n",
2646 "2645": "$target couldn't help but cum over $random and $yiffer as they rode Mr Bones' Wild Ride\u2122\n",
2647 "2646": "Any man can be a Father But it takes a special man to be a Daddy\n",
2648 "2647": "$yiffer, nico nico kneel before Zod\n",
2649 "2648": "$yiffer begins masturbating in a busy traffic intersection\n",
2650 "2649": "$yiffer uses superglue after tying $target so they can be a part of each other forever and ever\n",
2651 "2650": "$yiffer becomes a magical girl and stars in their own show, Puella Magi Madocummy Magica\n",
2652 "2651": "$yiffer accuses $target of ruining sandwiches with his Guacummy Mole \"Sandwich\"\n",
2653 "2652": "$yiffer invents a fleshlight designed to have an emoji as the part where you stick your dick into, with interchangeable faces\n",
2654 "2653": "$yiffer games the system by noclipping his own dick\n",
2655 "2654": "$yiffer pulls his pants down on a public subway in the middle of rush hour and has $target eat his ass out for all to see",
2656 "2655": "$target pulls his pants down on a public subway in the middle of rush hour and has $yiffer eat his ass out for all to see",
2657 "2656": "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the furries of yiff, I will fear no badyiff; for $target art with me; thy cock and thy dildo they comfort me\n",
2658 "2657": "Our Bui, who art in /furry/, hallowed be thy name",
2659 "2658": "You fuck young cubs, $target?\n",
2660 "2659": "You fuck young cubs, $yiffer?\n",
2661 "2660": "You fuck young cubs, $random?\n",
2662 "2661": "$yiffer takes a big buttplug and stuffs it deep inside himself, then goes for a bumpy offroad car ride\n",
2663 "2662": "$yiffer takes $target's buttplug out of his ass after fucking and plugging it and cleans it off with his tongue, then makes out with his partner\n",
2664 "2663": "$yiffer rubs his sensitive nipples against $target's own sensitive nipples as they make out and grind against each other, while $target jerks both of them off, their dicks slick with precum\n",
2665 "2664": "$target starts sucking on $yiffer'ss toes while they wrestle naked, both of them hot and sweaty, and takes advantage of $yiffer's surprise to pin him and start jerking him off with his free hand\n",
2666 "2665": "$target wordlessly lets $yiffer pull down his pants and stick his throbbing erection in his ass as he plays videogames, and lifts his arms so $yiffer can position himself to wrap his own arms around his torso and play with his nipples\n",
2667 "2666": "$yiffer takes $target's pre all over his fingers and starts playing with his nipples, massaging and tugging them, getting them covered in his own sticky warm fluids\n",
2668 "2667": "$yiffer and $target decide to use $target's newfound titanic size to roleplay climbing Mt",
2669 "2668": "$yiffer takes a dip in a giant teacup as $target takes a sip from her own, filled with only the finest of darjeeling at the perfect temperature\n",
2670 "2669": "`Porygon is now in control",
2671 "2670": "$yiffer attempts making royal milk tea except with semen amd marijuana and ends up having to call the fire department for the most shameful of reasons\n",
2672 "2671": "$yiffer takes some time to inspect the lore included with his Bad Dragon dildo\n",
2673 "2672": "$yiffer is booted from the furry club after revealing his new sona, a Bad Dragon dildo gijinka\n",
2674 "2673": "$yiffer takes a raunchy porno and converts it to a MIDI file, and plays it on the intercom at his high school reunion\n",
2675 "2674": "$target finds a sextape of $yiffer and $random and uploads it onto ScrewTube for those sweet sweet subscriber numbers\n",
2676 "2675": "$yiffer fucks $target harder than all his attempts at speaking another language",
2677 "2676": "$target questions $yiffer's bedroom proficiency when he says \"CUM...ME...HA...ME....HAAAA!\" right before cumming\n",
2678 "2677": "NYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA\n",
2679 "2678": "SPEW YOUR GUTS, $yiffer! HUGE! MOTHERFUCKER GUTS! MOTHERFUCKER GUTS!\n",
2680 "2679": "If you don't respond to this post in 5 minutes your mother will die in her sleep",
2681 "2680": "$yiffer lets his vampire boyfriend suck his dick",
2682 "2681": "$yiffer lets his vampire boyfriend suck his dick",
2683 "2682": "$yiffer leans down to wrap her arm around $target's chest, lifting them against her chest",
2684 "2683": "$yiffer misunderstands the appeal and definition of cringe, but remains internally pleased that he named his band \"Rectal Scrape\"\n",
2685 "2684": "```(2:40:40 AM) Cap: Oh right",
2686 "2685": "Bui has a bot rapid-fire spam this place with ten pages worth of pok\u00e9 porn at around 4:00 AM Eastern Time every day now",
2687 "2686": ".shop sell super anti-bully shield\n",
2688 "2687": "You don't have that item.\n",
2689 "2688": "RIP _The Dream\u2122_\n",
2690 "2689": "Please develop cancer $target, or you know just kill yourself because you will never be able to be the animal you want to be",
2691 "2690": "Feeling the need to correct? interesting $target",
2692 "2691": "It's too bad you can never live a normal life $target, all that awaits you in life is forcing your pets to fuck you",
2693 "2692": "7\n",
2694 "2693": "$yiffer is fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job\n",
2695 "2694": "$yiffer is booted from the botanist society for attempting to name a new species of avocado the \"Hulk Scrotum\"\n",
2696 "2695": "I'm sorry, my mommy told me not to talk to shekel stealers\n",
2697 "2696": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cw\n",
2698 "2697": "$yiffer and $random discuss the ethical nature of non-consensual poop tranferrences\n",
2699 "2698": "SOUPUS POOPUS SOUPUS POOPUS\n",
2700 "2699": "https://kek.yiff.party/src/1500511742952.png\n",
2701 "2700": "YIOUU ASSSSKKKD 4 IT",
2702 "2701": "Asp him if he wantsss to sssee my hemipenisss.\n",
2703 "2702": "mm\n",
2704 "2703": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQQdJMiiisU\n",
2705 "2704": "$target and $yiffer approach $random in the corner of the room, and after only a minute of sweet talking they're both rubbing their musky underwear bulges against $random's face",
2706 "2705": "$yiffer pads their paws all over $target",
2707 "2706": "Porygon reminds User $yiffer that all people are naked underneath their clothes\n",
2708 "2707": "now i'm not saying that 9/11 was a hoax but it IS kinda weird how the building collapsed vertically because i read an article that said it shouldnt have done that and also the melting point of steel?\n",
2709 "2708": "$yiffer invites $target over to his house to play games and cuddle together and they have a lovely time\n",
2710 "2709": "$yiffer bullies $target 's penis with his big sweaty paws~\n",
2711 "2710": "$yiffer bullies $target with his big sweaty paws, one paw on the peen the other on the face",
2712 "2711": "$yiffer tries to give $target the succ..",
2713 "2712": "The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood",
2714 "2713": "$yiffer and $target try out sexy wrestling, and $yiffer quickly gains the advantage by tonguing $target's sweaty asshole as they grapple\n",
2715 "2714": "$yiffer verbs the adjective noun all over himself\n",
2716 "2715": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjXhBE6Me4w\n",
2717 "2716": "https://puu.sh/wUUgr/e08f31d007.png\n",
2718 "2717": "Cap: I was banned for an unfair reason",
2719 "2718": "$yiffer inserts a glass rod into $target's urethra then punches him in the dick\n",
2720 "2719": "$yiffer caresses $target furry BALLAH, inhaling user's sweet musk through his fibula, his member starting to grow from all the radiation in china these days\n",
2721 "2720": "glorpglorp $random glorpglorp $yiffer glorpglorp $target glorpglorp\n",
2722 "2721": "also theres literally no food here to cook.",
2723 "2722": "$yiffer spends a long session licking $target's most sensitive areas, giving special attention to his nipples and anus\n",
2724 "2723": "$yiffer finds out the shower is busted after a long gym workout and jokingly asks $target if he'd be up for giving him a thorough tongue bath",
2725 "2724": "$yiffer catches $target huffing his gym towel while wearing his underwear on his face.\n",
2726 "2725": "this yiff is shit please ignore\n",
2727 "2726": "le epic dead puu.sh link\n",
2728 "2727": "$target \ud83e\udd42 $yiffer \ud83c\udf0c\n",
2729 "2728": "$yiffer (Lv",
2730 "2729": ">You ever take a crap so big, your pants fit better? Anybody ever do that? You ever...I'm hoping that happens to me later tonight, 'cause these babies don't fit anymore",
2731 "2730": "$yiffer and $target have a sloppy, sweaty, _steamy_ makeout session, tongue wrestling as hard as they could while playing with each other's nipples, their erections rubbing against the other's\n",
2732 "2731": "$target http://d.facdn.net/art/puppysky/1423900069/1423900069.puppysky_kientrae_puppysky_valentines.png\n",
2733 "2732": "haha lol\n",
2734 "2733": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/255097665258389505/342807402430595073/a947f756c240af2cd04aa3d3a4d5b69c.png\n",
2735 "2734": "im \ud83d\udc7c daddy\u2019s \u2764\ud83d\udca6\ud83c\udf46 little fidget spinner\ud83d\udcab when daddy \ud83d\udc9e feels horny he lifts \ud83d\ude9a me up\u261d\ufe0f and puts me on\ud83d\udd1b his huge \ud83d\ude29\ud83d\udca6dicc\ud83c\udf46 and i spin \ud83c\udf00 and spin \ud83c\udf00 whirrrrrr \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33i get\ud83c\ude50 so\ud83c\udd98 dizzy\ud83d\udcab but daddy\ud83d\udc9e keeps spinning \ud83d\udcab me untill i squirt\u26f2\u26f2 leaving me all wet\ud83d\udca6 and his cummies \ud83c\udf7c\ud83c\udf7c are all inside\ud83d\udca0 me\ud83d\ude33 god im such a\ud83d\ude33 spinny \ud83d\ude35dizzy\ud83d\ude35\ud83d\ude35 little slut for daddy\n",
2736 "2735": "Mmm mm glub glub, I do love me some glubbing WD-40 on my glub glub fish bait cock penis glub, it's so worth it to bite that hook, glub\n",
2737 "2736": "$yiffer doodles on $target's dick so that when he gets hard his dick goes from \"fuck\" to \"fuuuuuuuuck\"\n",
2738 "2737": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/236287964630614016/344707229481435148/sssssss.png\n",
2739 "2738": "$yiffer practices his vibrato singing while giving $target a blowjob\n",
2740 "2739": "AW YEAH SHIT IN MY FACE YEAH YEAH IN MY FACE MY MEENY MINEY MO FACE FUCK YEAH\n",
2741 "2740": "It doesn't matter who you yiff you're not leaving this tickle dungeon.\n",
2742 "2741": "Porygon urges $yiffer to get a gripple on their nipples\n",
2743 "2742": "$yiffer fills their diaper with $target's digested remains.\n",
2744 "2743": "$yiffer takes blasphemy to a whole new level and shits in the face of god\n",
2745 "2744": "$yiffer finds out about the BUHGINA and proceeds to touch all his wigglies\n",
2746 "2745": "niggers xd $target\n",
2747 "2746": "snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff\u2026oh yes $target\u2026.sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff\u2026.quite pungent indeed\u2026is that\u2026.dare I say\u2026.sssssssnniff\u2026eggs I smell?\u2026\u2026sniff sniff\u2026.hmmm\u2026yes\u2026quite so my darling\u2026.sniff\u2026.quite pungent eggs yes very much so \u2026..ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff\u2026.ah yes\u2026and also\u2026.a hint of\u2026.sniff\u2026.cheese\u2026..quite wet my dear\u2026.sniff\u2026but of yes\u2026this will do nicely\u2026.sniff\u2026..please my dear\u2026.another if you please\u2026.nice a big now\u2026...BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF...Oh yes\u2026very good!\u2026.very sloppy and wet $target\u2026.hmmmmm\u2026is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?\u2026hmmmm\u2026..let me\u2026..let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling\u2026\u2026.hmmmmm\u2026.hmm..yes\u2026.that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear\u2026.ah yes\u2026.let me guess\u2026curry for dinner?\u2026.oh quite right I am\u2026.aren't I?\u2026.ok\u2026.time for sniff\u2026..sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff\u2026..hmmm\u2026hhhmmmmm I see\u2026yes\u2026.yes indeed as well curry\u2026\u2026hmmm\u2026.that fragrance is quite noticeable\u2026.yes\u2026..onion and garlic chutney I take it $target?\u2026..hmmmmm\u2026.yes quite\u2026....BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT..Oh I was not expecting that\u2026that little gust $target\u2026.you caught me off guard\u2026yes\u2026so gentle it was though\u2026hmmmm\u2026let me taste this little one\u2026just one small sniff\u2026..sniff\u2026ah....ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff\u2026and yet\u2026so strong\u2026yes\u2026the odor\u2026.sniff sniff\u2026hmmm\u2026.is that\u2026.sniff\u2026.hmmm\u2026.I can almost taste it my dear\u2026..yes\u2026.just\u2026sniff\u2026.a little whiff more if you please\u2026..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff\u2026ah yes I have it now\u2026.yes quite\u2026.hhhhmmmm\u2026delectable $target\u2026..quite exquisite yes\u2026..I dare say\u2026sniff\u2026.the most pungent one yet my dear\u2026.ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff\u2026.yes\u2026.\n",
2748 "2747": "Yiff me $target\n",
2749 "2748": ".yiff $target recursion\n",
2750 "2749": ".yiff 3020 $target recursion\n",
2751 "2750": "A haiku: The change of seasons | I bite a Jolly Rancher | Oh, gonorrhea?\n",
2752 "2751": "$random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random\n",
2753 "2752": "$random is faggot\n",
2754 "2753": "$random is a cute eevee :3\n",
2755 "2754": "\u3164\n",
2756 "2755": "$random secretly hates $target\n",
2757 "2756": "\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\u3164\n",
2758 "2757": "$random http://b.reich.io/zexomc.gif\n",
2759 "2758": "$yiffer anus\n",
2760 "2759": "H\u030d\u0363\u036d\u0344\u035b\u0351\u0350\u030b\u034c\u036c\u0363\u030c\u030c\u0311\u0342\u0322\u035c\u035c\u0323\u0353\u033c\u031f\u031c\u0347\u032a\u033c\u035a\u033a\u0339\u031e\u0318E\u036a\u030e\u035b\u0304\u0366\u0352\u034c\u0308\u0309\u030d\u0315\u0338\u0361\u031b\u031b\u0345\u0356\u0333\u0359\u0347\u0347\u032d\u031c\u0324\u032c\u0326\u033b\u0323\u0323\u035a\u0325\u033a \u036e\u0311\u030d\u0364\u033d\u0314\u034a\u0346\u034a\u0364\u0360\u0334\u0328\u0316\u0345\u0325\u0316\u0326\u0333\u0349\u0323C\u0364\u0357\u030d\u0313\u036f\u030b\u0304\u0367\u0342\u0306\u035e\u0336\u032e\u0331\u0354\u0349\u032e\u032c\u032c\u032c\u035a\u032c\u0324\u032e\u032d\u0353\u0356O\u0343\u034c\u035b\u0365\u0305\u0368\u0365\u0301\u0300\u0322\u035f\u0327\u034f\u031c\u031f\u032e\u032f\u032d\u034e\u032f\u031c\u0333M\u0308\u0365\u033d\u030e\u033f\u0313\u0342\u0341\u0322\u0315\u0362\u0329\u0339\u0323\u034e\u0355\u0329\u0324\u031e\u0353\u0356\u033b\u031e\u0348\u0353E\u033e\u030d\u036f\u0351\u034b\u030f\u0343\u0369\u033e\u036b\u0306\u0334\u0362\u031f\u031f\u0323\u0316\u032eS\u0304\u0304\u0313\u0343\u036e\u036f\u0351\u0367\u0351\u033e\u030d\u0357\u0363\u0335\u0328\u031b\u0356\u033a\u0345\u0320\u031e\u0316\u0359\u0359\u0345\u0323\u0349\u0318\n",
2761 "2760": "/tts period yiff three zero one seven windows ninty eight underscore south east\n",
2762 "2761": "$yiffer invalid yiff\n",
2763 "2762": "$random http://b.reich.io/zexomc.gif https://a.pomf.cat/lbvyki.gif https://my.mixtape.moe/ipstsc.gif http://ran.2hu.moe/ljpfzt.gif http://a.maro.xyz/Sb5adGm.gif https://comfy.moe/oajxkf.gif https://a.doko.moe/avqwxo.gif\n",
2764 "2763": "$target That yiff doesn't exist.\n",
2765 "2764": "$target is a cute eevee :3\n",
2766 "2765": "$yiffer sneezes",
2767 "2766": "{u'status': u'error', u'message': u\"The reCAPTCHA wasn't entered correctly\"}\n",
2768 "2767": "$random becomes the cool hip fad dude\n",
2769 "2768": "https://68.media.tumblr.com/cc84c506f2d30340ae7481dc75a27e60/tumblr_inline_ouxu4h8cmR1rljwkn_540.gif\n",
2770 "2769": "BANLOW2017 BANLOW2017 BANLOW2017 BANLOW2017 BANLOW2017 BANLOW2017 BANLOW2017 BANLOW2017 BANLOW2017 BANLOW2017 BANLOW2017 BANLOW2017 BANLOW2017 BANLOW2017 BANLOW2017 BANLOW2017 BANLOW2017 BANLOW2017 BANLOW2017 BANLOW2017 BANLOW2017 BANLOW2017 BANLOW2017 BANLOW2017 BANLOW2017 BANLOW2017 BANLOW2017 BANLOW2017 BANLOW2017 BANLOW2017 BANLOW2017 BANLOW2017 BANLOW2017 BANLOW2017 BANLOW2017 BANLOW2017 BANLOW2017 BANLOW2017 BANLOW2017 BANLOW2017 BANLOW2017 BANLOW2017 BANLOW2017 BANLOW2017 BANLOW2017\n",
2771 "2770": "$yiffer takes a whiffy sniffy before he yiffies $target\n",
2772 "2771": "LMAO holy shit I'm so glad I broke up with you, $target, didn't realize you were actually a whore",
2773 "2772": "https://imgur.com/VqBV1Lj.png\n",
2774 "2773": "http://i.imgur.com/yLGCzbJ.png?1\n",
2775 "2774": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/196789012483145728/351600470864691200/1494293726603.jpg\n",
2776 "2775": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/323176439488708619/353022505817997323/35f1c9d1-dfce-4f19-8fd9-b170c0317ab4.jpg\n",
2777 "2776": "There can be no greater high in life than taking the virginity a young, nubile, fresh faced teen girl (over 18 i guess, for you normie twats looking in)",
2778 "2777": "To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty",
2779 "2778": "$yiffer is married to friend now\n",
2780 "2779": "My name is \u00cd\u00f1igo Qu\u00edlez (don't worry, you can write 'Inigo Quilez', that's fine)",
2781 "2780": "$yiffer invites $target into his room for large lewds and great sexytimes.\n",
2782 "2781": "$yiffer gives $target a big ol' birthday spanking\n",
2783 "2782": "accidentally posted this as a comment on another thread but meant as a separate post",
2784 "2783": "{You must have a Bui Gold\u2122 account to see this yiff}\n",
2785 "2784": "Listen",
2786 "2785": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpHU0LyWdIQ wake up\n",
2787 "2786": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/196789012483145728/360224153669861378/fly.png\n",
2788 "2787": "get away from me freak\n",
2789 "2788": "$yiffer uses the seven pieces of Orichalcummies to create the Ultima Yiff\n",
2790 "2789": "JipC is gay\n",
2791 "2790": "when is JipC not gay\n",
2792 "2791": "huggu\n",
2793 "2792": "$yiffer can now feel their tongue and see their nose\n",
2794 "2793": "If you piss in the sink, you're cucking the toilet\n",
2795 "2794": "ratboy checks his digits once again\n",
2796 "2795": "http://lunallaun.tumblr.com/post/166102704814\n",
2797 "2796": "$yiffer teacher $target about the religious experience that is their First Cum-Mew-Nyan\n",
2798 "2797": "$yiffer violently cock vores $target down their cock and into their balls, where $target slowly becomes nothing but cum and bones",
2799 "2798": "$yiffer drinks a potion that turns their cum into poison and decides to assassinate $target with their dick\n",
2800 "2799": "$yiffer gets up from the toilet and bends over for $target , who was patiently kneeling at their feet before getting to work\n",
2801 "2800": "$yiffer classlessly classifies classes a collage of clover clown clones by clussy and cologne, coloquially, in clussification class\n",
2802 "2801": "$yiffer fucks $target in the ass while $random sits in the closet, dressed as superman\n",
2803 "2802": "$yiffer becomes $target 's sex slave, permanently",
2804 "2803": "$yiffer is madly in love with $random, but $target wants them all to themself",
2805 "2804": "Klonoa the Dream Traveler arrests $target in their sleep.\n",
2806 "2805": "$target gets sized up by $yiffer at the public bathhouse before getting propositioned for the buttsex\n",
2807 "2806": "https://static1.e621.net/data/4b/1c/4b1c82e091a613f7e523e2e6eb78e54a.jpg\n",
2808 "2807": "Jesus Christ $random, I'm just gonna suck $target's dick\n",
2809 "2808": "I can't believe $random named his penis The Final Solution\n",
2810 "2809": "Welcome to my modest pharmacy",
2811 "2810": "Dear European whites",
2812 "2811": "$yiffer bakes $target some cockolate yiff cookies\n",
2813 "2812": "I also have a serious medical condition called Hemophilia A",
2814 "2813": "$yiffer dons his clown outfit and assumes his secret persona Fuckos the Clown and distributes pornography leaflets throughout the local high school\n",
2815 "2814": "$yiffer attempts to do British roleplay in bed and $target nearly pisses himself laughing when $yiffer says \"Oh bugger me face! Right there! Oh bugger spunk me, spunk me! Bugger me in the face!\"\n",
2816 "2815": "Kick me in the cunt! Kick me in the vag! Show no _murr_cy, _squash my nads!_\n",
2817 "2816": "Kick me in the cunt! Kick me in the vag! Show no *murr*cy, _squash my nads!_\n",
2818 "2817": "$yiffer ties up $target and masturbates him with a warm banana peel\n",
2819 "2818": "$yiffer brings up a solid, maybe even flawless point in argument but $target quickly creates a cyber-bully guild and proceeds to attack you instead\n",
2820 "2819": "$yiffer and $random lock the door to $channel, then put $target on the fucking machine using rope.\n",
2821 "2820": "yiff 1878 fucking sucked\n",
2822 "2821": "$target licks and sucks on $yiffer 's toes like lollipops\n",
2823 "2822": "$yiffer empties a bucket of spiders on $target's face\n",
2824 "2823": "Based Brown Pill Spammer (tm) here",
2825 "2824": "$yiffer asks $target to let him poke around his cute squishy maw\n",
2826 "2825": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/255114696070266880/379075104510050314/unknown.png quick rundown\n",
2827 "2826": "POT OF HERITAGE ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO MORE ETHNICITIES",
2828 "2827": "https://booru.pory.lol/post/list/userid%3A108468933178212352/51\n",
2829 "2828": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/255114696070266880/383007326862311437/unknown.png\n",
2830 "2829": "do you resent people who make products and try to do business that much? how the hell are you going to financially poise yourself for success with that kind of attitude, yes some businesses suck, yes you can argue me spamming omegle is immoral, yes I know this",
2831 "2830": "https://i.imgur.com/xoo80BE.png\n",
2832 "2831": "$yiffer tells $target that he do the mean that sexy?\n",
2833 "2832": "mmm\n",
2834 "2833": "https://puu.sh/yB9YV/a57c0e0c30.png\n",
2835 "2834": "$yiffer saw mommy tickling santa $target last night\n",
2836 "2835": "https://78.media.tumblr.com/c9af7f37e0d0914f45e3f453aa69d47c/tumblr_ovzikaW1Vw1w6dp3zo1_1280.png\n",
2837 "2836": "$yiffer names his new forbidden sex jutsu \"The Bowel Movement\"\n",
2838 "2837": "whatever, I already gave my reasons for not using discord, instead of explaining that discord was the only thing they use and they wouldn't use flist often enough to justify making one, he remained silent in emails and pressured my ass on /vp/ for nearly a week straight to make a discord, only to throw an autistic fit at the end of things that I had to spend several hours damage controlling",
2839 "2838": "might as well let you in on something about the primarina in this picture",
2840 "2839": "I do not have personal experience with this, but have a similar fetish and so run into others online that have a lot of experience with this",
2841 "2840": "Likes: Spicy food, Vore (fatal and non-fatal), Being a Tomboy and dressing like a boy (when female only!), Diapers, fetish stuff, bondage, Anal stuff, eating others, having wet and messy fun with friends <333, ~~DABBING AT HATERS~~, being gagged (if wanted maybe???), making friends ^///w///^\n",
2842 "2841": "$yiffer Hi reader in $channel, it seems you use $channel a lot; that's great! It's a little awkward to ask, but this Sunday we need your help",
2843 "2842": ".tweet test\n",
2844 "2843": "According to Arc I'm a lazy butt",
2845 "2844": "https://puu.sh/z05iV/f93bcf90a2.png\n",
2846 "2845": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/390293674992467968/401847064742592514/truth.png\n",
2847 "2846": "* $yiffer vapes menacingly *\n",
2848 "2847": "$yiffer blushes furiously as $target finds out his secret and most embarassing fetish, to have someone enunciate \"Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch\" while giving them a blowjob\n",
2849 "2848": "$target teaches $yiffer about the magically horrific world of pube boogers",
2850 "2849": "$yiffer compares $target's face to a canvas with his dick as the brush",
2851 "2850": "$yiffer becomes concerned when the condom $target puts on is called the Inseminator Penetrator\n",
2852 "2851": "$yiffer presses F to pay respects for the late $target\n",
2853 "2852": "$yiffer plucks his taint like a banjo during intercourse and instantly shrivels $target's boner\n",
2854 "2853": "$yiffer pulls a totally epic prank on $target IN THA HOOD\n",
2855 "2854": "$yiffer attempts to sabotage an orgy by reading Eustace and Courage porn fanfic aloud and a part of him dies when he finds that it only fueled their passionate fire\n",
2856 "2855": "$yiffer keeps screaming but $target doesn't hear them.\n",
2857 "2856": "$target motions for $random to come over and they both spy on $yiffer, who is currently playing with $target's dildos like they were airplane toys",
2858 "2857": "Have you ever thought about chewing a mouthful of cheese crackers with your mouth open and then blowing all the dry bits out over the table? Just unleash a gale of breath to create a crushed cracker flurry? You ever think about it? Huh? Huh?! You ever think about that, motherfucker? Well? $yiffer? _Have you?!_\n",
2859 "2858": "https://puu.sh/rTfGA/7547ff6ead.png\n",
2860 "2859": "My clumps, my clumps, my lovely shady dumps\n"
2861}