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1When your friend Rend is mad as fuck and you want him to chill, chillrend, damage 24, weight 13, value, 872, target takes 15 points of frost damage, chance to paralyze the target for two seconds, 
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3Black panther, pink panther, 
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5No one, Russian dashcams, 
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7Mark zuckerberg says Facebook has been an innovator in privacy, clearly, we’re being bamboozled, 
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9Mom, waiting on a could when I get home from school, anything you’d like to tell me, me, fuck fuck fuck fuck shit, fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck shit fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck shit fuck fuck fuck, 
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11Your fly is open, why you looking there, 
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13Clement vallandigham, a lawyer who, while trying to demonstrate how the victim might have accidentally shot himself, shot himself and died, he then won the case, task failed successfully, 
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15RT if you still know what this is, the wii’s forskin, 
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17Haters will see you teleport and be like he don’t got a car doe broke ass nigga,
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19I’m going into the war of 1812, any advice or tips, 
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21Muslims, jews, christians, jesus was cool, fuck pork, gifts in December, 
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23Lego, star wars, 6-12, george lucas with 4.05 billion dollars, 
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25Thot patrol high scores, Henry the 8th, thots, slain, 5, created divorce to free men from thots everywhere, a rat, thots slain, 1/3 of Europe, Columbus, sneezed on some thots and wiped out all thots in north and south america, 
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27Therapist, bean Shapiro isn’t real, he can’t hurt you bean Shapiro, 
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29I really like you, would you like to be my girlfriend, I have a boyfriend with cancer and I’m really worried about him, oh sorry I didn’t know, is he dead now, 
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31Student, I just got rejected from art school my life is over, hitler, well, aheh, there is another option, 
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33Jaguar won’t be euthanized after zoo attack on selfie taking Arizona woman officials say, I died for this, 
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35 The oldest known masks in the world, dating back 9,000 years, they were found in the Judea desert, put them back, 
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37Did you know, left handed people have a higher chance of finishing their exam on time than people who died at birth, 
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39I’m tired of Florida can they even do this, is this legal, nibba got pulled over by Optimus prime, 
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41Dogs when they find out they’re made of bones, hmmm, 
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43This emoji has been found, 
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45My neck, my back, my, classic humous pack, 
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47My dog whenever I come home smelling like another dog, welcome home cheater, 
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49Her, you must be a cow stuck in a tire if you think we’re fucking, me, 
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51Bali, Indonesia, people say they’re traveling after their kids graduate, I’m trying to travel before they’re born, fuck them kids, 
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53I’m begging of you please don’t take my van, jolen, 
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55Fortnite, report this ad, this as may be based on websites you’ve visited, 
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57Female bell peppers have four loves more seeds, and are sweeter than male bell peppers, if you’ve ever put a 3 lobe pepper in your mouth, you’re gay, fellas, 
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59Pages, stick, teacher nibbas, 
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61Dinosaurs one second before the meteor killed them, 
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63When you confidently walk into the wrong class, 
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65He won’t move his stuff, suffer in silence, t-pose to show dominance, priority seating, 
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67Soulja boy donates 2007 wardrobe to be used as tents for refugees, 
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69Shoe repair, I will heel you, I will save your sole, I will even dye for you, 
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71Nobody, open carry states, 
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73Me using, to find, roots of x squared minus one equals zero, 
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75When it is the 30th anniversary of the world wide web and no one is celebrating it, sad processing noises, 
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77I mean I feel like this is a little dramatic, DJ Roomba requires your attention DJ Roomba is stuck near a cliff, 
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79Is it incest if your fuck mayonnaise, hitler once spoke and Stalin said, yeet, 
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81Me, draws a huge penis on my unconscious friends face, everyone else at the funeral, 
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83No one, Russian dash cam videos, 
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85No one, Russian dash cam videos, 
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87Me, big test I have tomorrow, 30 minutes of studying at one am, 
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89What’s on the exam, Maginot line, what I study, 
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91Nibbas when they say they giving up school for lent, 
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94Video games allow us o do and experience things that are completely impossible in real life, you awaken feeling well rested, 
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96Meow, you just ate, meooow, you’re too little for all this food, meooooow, 
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98Carl is back, you thought he was gone, he was, but now he’s back, you can say hi to carl again, 
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100Some of you never tried to force volleyball as far underwater as you could at a pool as a kid only to have it shoot up and hit you in the fucking face and it shows, 
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102When the marvel intro is replaced with a Stan lee themed intro, 
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104Was driving down the street when I sneezed into my elbow forearm and a group of teens on the sidewalk yelled ayyeeee they think I dabbed and I think i’m in a gang now, 
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106Nobody is born cool, except of course, 
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108Jenna marbles on youtube in 2050 I ate the toxic waste from the nuclear weapons of world war three, 
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110Which way will it land, this will create a black hole, 
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112To a toddler, aye what you got in your hand, toddler, 
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114Me going back home after a long day of making the homies laugh, 
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116Alien vs predator, 
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118My hot ex from high school messaged me saying she’ll be in town for a day and wants to meet up, but it happens to be on my dad’s birthday, so now I have to choose between the person I lost my virginity to or my ex girlfriend, you guys need to calm down I’m just joking my ex wants nothing to do with me, 
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120Allies giving all post world war one debt to germany, pick up the whole fucking deck nibba, 
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122Sticker, airport workers, what the fuck is that even supposed to mean, 
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124Attention mayo chup lovers, moyomust and mayocue are hitting the shelves soon, How far do you think mayotard got before someone flagged an issue, 
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126Dinner’s ready, me, come set the table, me, 
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128Everyone, girls that get touched by literally anything, 
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130Atheists be like, yo you got that gas money, 
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132Poop be like, I’m out this man’s hole, 
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134Hidden inside evert skyscraper is a continuous waterfall of human excrement falling down to the the sewers below, 
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136No one, cows in tornado movies, 
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138My 20s, the great depression, 1920s, 
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140Therapist, canadian are not real they can’t hurt you, canadian, aggressive nice guy demands handshake, 
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142Madagascar just fucking left, africa ran out of fucking food so we’re moving to Australia I guess, 
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144No one, soccer commentators, 
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146My girlfriend, hugs me, my dick, I believe total mobilization is in order, 
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148Which one are you, a, b, c, a is still too high, 
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150Watch for children, best trade I’ve ever made, 
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152No one trump, you want a wall, 
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154Y’all motherfuckers be tweeting from a iPhone lol get like me, texas instruments TI-84 plus graphing calculator, 
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156When the two smartest nibbas in the class have different answers, 
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158Difficulty in breaking, 
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160Me, pisses in the shower, home depot employee, 
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162Ayo stark I deadass don’t feel so good my guy, 
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164My girlfriend fell asleep and mw n the dog just been talking, 
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166Everyone hates, ketchup pre-cum, 
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168The awkward moment when some guy behind you has the same look, 
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170This hedgehog is cheering for you because you can do anything, 
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172Is on the Ellen show, ellen, so I heard you, me, omg Ellen you fixed my mic thanks it wasn’t working earlier, 
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174Go stupid, go crazy, 
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176American friend, how tall are you, me, I’m 1.93 meters, American friend, all right, then, keep your secrets,
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179Random dirty stuff on the floor, exists, baby nibbas, 
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181Me, received a phone call and move to other room, moms reaction, 
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183Some of you need to just wash your pillowcases instead of investing in a 14 step skincare routine please, 
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185My hobbies, switching between the same three apps for hours, not speaking to anyone for days at a time, listening to the same song I have been listening to for 20 years, imagining myself in situations that will literally never exist, 
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187Women, I want a fit and tall guy, men, I want a woman who is not fat, women, do you have any fucking idea how rude that was, 
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189When your coworker jeff is on vacation and you pull a super silly prank by chaining the wallpaper on his computer to my little pony or something funny like that lol, 
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191Consider this kiwi, thank you for considering this kiwi, 
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193Me trying to put my change in my wallet, the next guy in line, 
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195Me angry at my dad for not being there for me, my dad, 
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197Clash of clans, oh no, your barbarians are calling the hod riders the n word, 
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199Japan, lets draw our characters cuter, america, lets draw our characters as the most horrid looking people ever to exist, 
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201Me trying to get the last Pringle from the can, 
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203Hitler to himself during his last moments, I’m about to end this man’s whole career, 
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205Me, puts porn on the tv since my mom went shopping, best buy employees, 
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207When you’re level one and have to wear any armor you can get, 
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209So I got a notification from our security camera that someone was at the front door, buzz him in lol, 
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211Seeing google map’s estimated arrival time as a challenge, 
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213Baby, has a birthmark, Spartans, throw back, 
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215Doctor, you’re son’s going to be ok, mom, great, doctor, no, just ok, he’s a very mediocre son, 
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217The only person that calls everyday to check up on me, scam likely, 
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219When your friend sends you a funny global warming meme but you don’t wanna laugh too hard cause you know oxygen is limited, 
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221Normal eye, eye with glockcoma, 
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223ISIS supporter, leaves country to join ISIS, country, revokes citizenship, ISIS supporter, 
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225Me on ellen, ellen, i heard you like roman history, friends and family surround me with knives, me, omg Ellen you didn’t, 
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227Swear jar, saying that you will start your essay today but you didn’t jar, 
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229No one, white girls on snapchat, 
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231When you forget to change your printer settings, why are you grey, 
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233Nobody, 2008 music lyric vieos,i’m blue da ba dee da ba die,